Kaminari

> Wake Up! we're speedrunning every warcrime today!
>
> Kaminari, most mornings

rare photograph of Kaminari, photographer unknown and presumed dead.

Kaminari, also known as the Evil Weasel, is the first Shikigami and adoptive daughter of the Duke, the fluffiest taser,[*citation needed*] the storm that is approaching, the best girl,[*citation needed*] and a wanted war criminal.[*citation needed*]

## Appearance

Kaminari has blue hair with cyan highlights, green eyes, and surprisingly clear skin. she is typically found wearing her armored[*citation needed*] light blue Kimono, and a lighting bolt necklace. like other raiju, her hair is permanently messy due to static, and those sparks can often be seen coming off of her body. what is most recognizable of her appearance compared to her sisters and extended family, who share similar features, is the excess of weapons she keeps on hand and exposed, including but not limited to, a handheld railcannon,[*citation needed*] at least 6 javelins of lightning[*citation needed*] kept in an efficient quiver[*citation needed*] kept on her thigh, a crossbow,[*citation needed*] a magic katana,[*citation needed*] a warhammer,[*citation needed*] and a shield.[*citation needed*] International Police warns she may have the ability to turn invisible at will.[*citation needed*]

Due to her close association with someone known to be highly skilled with illusions and disguises, it is recommended to use less obvious giveaways to identify Kaminari, such as the smell of ozone, her ability to float, and her complete inability to stay still for more than a few moments at a time.

## Personality

Kaminari is just as smug as her boss, but goes about showcasing that smugness more with shows of force instead of words. she's not known to speak often, but when she does she can talk a good bit. she appears to be steadfastly loyal to her allies, and revel in the chaos, destruction, and carnage she brings to her enemies. her lust for violence seems to only barely be contained by her role as shikigami, as she has still committed several acts of terror[*citation needed*] while in the Duke's custody. according to some sources,[*citation needed*] this arrangement is the only reason why she has not gone on a rampage and attempted to destroy and or conquer the world, enslaving man and god alike in her quest to outdo Genghis Khan, Alexander, Attila, and all of German history, combined.[*citation needed*]

## Abilities

### Generating Electricity

Kaminari, as a raiju, has the innate ability to generate more electrical power than a nuclear reactor.[*citation needed*] this electrical energy can be stored and discharged for catastrophic effect, rarely leaving anything behind except for piles of smoldering ash. this electricity powers her railgun[*citation needed*] and can be used to retaliate against direct attacks.[*citation needed*] surviving victims[*citation needed*] claim that the electricity completely debilitates her victims, leaving them easy prey.

### Electric Arsenal

several sources[*citation needed*] claim Kaminari's weaponry is powered by and enhanced by her electricity, including her railgun[*citation needed*] and javelins.[*citation needed*] it should be noted, however, that it is unclear if these are separate weapons or if her throwing arm is just that good.

### Superhuman Strength

a few known instances[*citation needed*] of Kaminari attacks have shown her to have incredible amounts of strength, comparable directly to an oni.[*citation needed*] analysts[*citation needed*] suggest this may be an effect of her belt, thought to be a championship belt for the village's annual danmaku contest,[*citation needed*] in which she did not participate. regardless, it seems she could easily overpower those who are not prepared before needing to use her electricity.[*citation needed*] DO NOT APROACH.

### Destroying Poor Sods

not much is known about the inner workings of this. this diagram obtained in the aftermath of a terror attack she is thought to be responsible for is the only information we have, and it may not be accurate.

### Spellcasting

Because she isn't terrifying enough,[*citation needed*] Kaminari is suspected to have access to a wide array of spellcasting herself. the extent of her magical power is unknown, but most of it is suspected to be lightning related.[*citation needed*] the only confirmed forms of magic she is known for certain to have is to control lightning storms and summon weapons.[*citation needed*]

## Allies and Organizations

Dispite her record being enough to incriminate anyone who associates with her, there are still those who still would.

### The Duke

The Duke appears to be Kaminari's "boss", seemingly a more casual relationship than most Shikigami, having a father/daughter relation more than a master/servant. the Duke seems to keep her out of trouble and keeps her from committing nonstop warcrimes,[*citation needed*] and both can harness the other's power to become stronger. it is likely that the Duke's raging homosexuality is why Kaminari prefers women.[*citation needed*]

### Raiju Village

Her home village has not abandoned her, dispite her violent tendencies. her hundreds of sisters all call her "the runt of the litter",[*citation needed*] implying that they are all more dangerous than she is.[*citation needed*]

## Background

Kaminari's hometown is a village of youkai hidden on youkai mountain[*citation needed*] populated almost entirely by a single family of raiju.[*citation needed*] she was the runt of the litter,[*citation needed*] and did not develop her people's signature abilities even after coming of age.[*citation needed*] Due to this, when Yukari approached the village with an offer,[*citation needed*] it was Kaminari, weaker than all her sisters,[*citation needed*] who would agree to become a Shikigami.[*citation needed*] under the Duke's tutelage, the two would quickly become strong partners[*citation needed*] and Kaminari would finally start developing her electrical abilities.[*citation needed*] in this way, her agreement to enter service to obtain power mirrors her master's,[*citation needed*] with both seeing it as something nessicary to survive.[*citation needed*]

## Concept & Creation

Cringus realized Yukari would give her warlock a shikigami and not a yoma book, and talked to Kon about making one work. because he suggested a Raiju offhand, one of Kon's top three monster girls, she was given insane abilities that are probably less than fair that continue to destroy the balance of the game to this day.

## Trivia

* Kaminari is probably lesbian.
* she's also the example to point to for clerics being terrifying. yes, she's a cleric.
* despite her strength, rumor has it she can be knocked away with a punt.[*citation needed*]