Brass Monkey

### Affiliation

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### Powers

Brass Monkey
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Brass
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel
You put your left leg down
Your right leg up
Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup
MCA with the bottle, D rocks the can
Ad-Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moët
We don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go, we bring Monkey with us
Ad-Rock drinks three, Mike D is D
Double R foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell
Brass Monkey
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Because (brass)
I drink it anytime and any place
When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice
Come on, y'all, it's time to get nice
Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funky
Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by, she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker, grabbed a Spanish fly
I put it in the Monkey, mixed it in a cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo, baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip (sip)
The girl she gave me lip (lip)
It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip
Brass Monkey
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Brass
Step up to the bar and put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
You take a sip, you can do it
You get right to it
We had a case in the place
And we went right through it
You got a dry martini, you thinking you're cool
Take you place at the bar, I smack you off your stool
I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def-def, girls-girls, all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keepin' you in a trance
If you don't buy my record, I got my advance
I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it
I love Brass Monkey, but I don't give D it
We got the bottle, you got the cup
Come on everybody, let's get f-
Brass Monkey
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey!

## Backstory and Motives

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel

You put your left leg down

Your right leg up

Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

MCA with the bottle, D rocks the can

Ad-Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moët

We don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go, we bring Monkey with us

Ad-Rock drinks three, Mike D is D

Double R foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Because (brass)

I drink it anytime and any place

When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face

Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice

Come on, y'all, it's time to get nice

Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funky

Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye

I reached in the locker, grabbed a Spanish fly

I put it in the Monkey, mixed it in a cup

Went over to the girl, "Yo, baby, what's up?"

I offered her a sip (sip)

The girl she gave me lip (lip)

It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Step up to the bar and put the girl down

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around

You take a sip, you can do it

You get right to it

We had a case in the place

And we went right through it

You got a dry martini, you thinking you're cool

Take you place at the bar, I smack you off your stool

I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp

And if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'

Def-def, girls-girls, all y'all jockin'

The song and dance keepin' you in a trance

If you don't buy my record, I got my advance

I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it

I love Brass Monkey, but I don't give D it

We got the bottle, you got the cup

Come on everybody, let's get f-

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey!

## Inventory

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel

You put your left leg down

Your right leg up

Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

MCA with the bottle, D rocks the can

Ad-Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moët

We don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go, we bring Monkey with us

Ad-Rock drinks three, Mike D is D

Double R foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Because (brass)

I drink it anytime and any place

When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face

Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice

Come on, y'all, it's time to get nice

Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funky

Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye

I reached in the locker, grabbed a Spanish fly

I put it in the Monkey, mixed it in a cup

Went over to the girl, "Yo, baby, what's up?"

I offered her a sip (sip)

The girl she gave me lip (lip)

It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Step up to the bar and put the girl down

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around

You take a sip, you can do it

You get right to it

We had a case in the place

And we went right through it

You got a dry martini, you thinking you're cool

Take you place at the bar, I smack you off your stool

I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp

And if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'

Def-def, girls-girls, all y'all jockin'

The song and dance keepin' you in a trance

If you don't buy my record, I got my advance

I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it

I love Brass Monkey, but I don't give D it

We got the bottle, you got the cup

Come on everybody, let's get f-

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey!

## Appearance

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel

You put your left leg down

Your right leg up

Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

MCA with the bottle, D rocks the can

Ad-Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moët

We don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go, we bring Monkey with us

Ad-Rock drinks three, Mike D is D

Double R foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Because (brass)

I drink it anytime and any place

When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face

Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice

Come on, y'all, it's time to get nice

Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funky

Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye

I reached in the locker, grabbed a Spanish fly

I put it in the Monkey, mixed it in a cup

Went over to the girl, "Yo, baby, what's up?"

I offered her a sip (sip)

The girl she gave me lip (lip)

It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Step up to the bar and put the girl down

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around

You take a sip, you can do it

You get right to it

We had a case in the place

And we went right through it

You got a dry martini, you thinking you're cool

Take you place at the bar, I smack you off your stool

I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp

And if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'

Def-def, girls-girls, all y'all jockin'

The song and dance keepin' you in a trance

If you don't buy my record, I got my advance

I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it

I love Brass Monkey, but I don't give D it

We got the bottle, you got the cup

Come on everybody, let's get f-

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey!

## Personality

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel

You put your left leg down

Your right leg up

Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

MCA with the bottle, D rocks the can

Ad-Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moët

We don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go, we bring Monkey with us

Ad-Rock drinks three, Mike D is D

Double R foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Because (brass)

I drink it anytime and any place

When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face

Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice

Come on, y'all, it's time to get nice

Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funky

Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye

I reached in the locker, grabbed a Spanish fly

I put it in the Monkey, mixed it in a cup

Went over to the girl, "Yo, baby, what's up?"

I offered her a sip (sip)

The girl she gave me lip (lip)

It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass

Step up to the bar and put the girl down

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around

You take a sip, you can do it

You get right to it

We had a case in the place

And we went right through it

You got a dry martini, you thinking you're cool

Take you place at the bar, I smack you off your stool

I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp

And if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'

Def-def, girls-girls, all y'all jockin'

The song and dance keepin' you in a trance

If you don't buy my record, I got my advance

I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it

I love Brass Monkey, but I don't give D it

We got the bottle, you got the cup

Come on everybody, let's get f-

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey!