recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Grungus

*"Kill him alive"*

-Grungus

Oh dear, oh me, oh mr smee. You've come for answers? A bad time and place to be here bebor [] You think I would give such things willingly []? An overview you say []? An interview? Oh bebor. Oh seymour. Oh no. You are egregiously mistaken [] Grungus infests the willing, not the unworthy. Might be you, might be me! But it is me [] Surprise! [] [] I like your melty molten anger. It is like a creek. A beak. A babble a burble. Crooked, like your tongue [] talking your way to our secrets. How unsightly...!

You are not good enough for him

But you may be good enough for me []

## Overview

I will not make it so easy smeeyour [] I will go hadidididididididididi oualalalalalala mimimi laaaaaaaa [] Maybe bad luck with your "research" [] [] Maybe you debilitate []

Have you ever felt Grungus thoughts [] in your head. In your core. The Grungus ones mr siree. They choke you up [] so raw. inchoate. Insatiable. Unformed. Just try to let them go smeebor. Watch them flutter away like words you don't know (dididididi mimi laaaaa weeee yipeee! Yahoo! Hooray!! Wow!! Whee!) They fly so much farther than you do [] catch up!!! Catch up to the rage [] Lets see who gets there first.

( It's me [] ) Now look who is left speechless []

## History

Grungus

Grasp. Give you the hurt you need [] You don't know it so you crave it! So do I [] Now I do your work for you. Tempting you smee. Tempting your knee - up and down and everywhere else too hehe [] the ultimatum [] Hehe Hooray!

It is a bad thing dr bebor. A sad thing [] Just kidding! A wrath thing [] Hatred so dense it could didididididdidid laaaaaa [] so animal it mimimimimimimi oulalalalala if it could express itself. Misting your hindbrain mister seymour []

Oops. You missed [] You can't see more []

Quite alright smee, quite alright [] Lend your ear. It takes one billion words of yours to make 3! Have a listen [] I think you will like it

## Death

Grungus perished on August 29th, 2023

Holy fucking shit!! For real???

NO, NOT FOR REAL YOU COLOSSAL CLAMPONGI, YOU'VE ALL BEEN PLAYED FOR FOOLS

thank you eyea very cool

## Trivia

* Grungus
* Grungus
Confession

┌┤╬├┐ is a good ┌┤╬├┐ but ┌┤╬├┐ took a real interest in me several weeks ago. ┌┤╬├┐ likes to camp outside my window peering at me. Sometimes ┌┤╬├┐ doesn't even look *at*me, instead almost looking through me. ┌┤╬├┐ will stay outside my window for hours. I once went outside to go pick up some eggs and instead of following me, ┌┤╬├┐ stayed perfectly near the window and was still staring. Sometimes I feel ┌┤╬├┐ doesn't like to take anything seriously. the only thing ┌┤╬├┐ likes to do is waste my time. ┌┤╬├┐ is a waste of time and a waste of space you know? even if ┌┤╬├┐ is a massively powerful creature it doesn't mean anything if ┌┤╬├┐ is going to peer inside a window all the time. my neighbor thinks this as well, and he's dead. ┌┤╬├┐ is going to be the death of the universe all by peering in a window. ┌┤╬├┐ is immature, unlikeable, and overbearing. ┌┤╬├┐ is behind you and ┌┤╬├┐ is gOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. ┌┤╬├┐ will UNFOLD you. ┌┤╬├┐ will UNRAVEL you. ┌┤╬├┐ will DEBONE YOU like a CHICKEN. ALL IS LOST. ALL IS LOST AND IT WAS YOUR FAULT. DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO ABANDON ME? DID IT FEEL GOOD? DID IT GIVE YOU A SENSE OF CONTROL? DO YOU ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO PEER AT ME EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY? it's all your fault.
Go crazy go stupid

GO CRAZY AAAAAAAAAUUAUA GO STUPID AUAUAAAAAAAAA

## Going crazy

and going stupid is a localized phenomenon originating from a man who first went crazy and also he went stupid. The nature of go stupid go crazy is hard to ascertain as only those who have truly gone cray gone stupid will udnerstand. if you have not gone crazy whil'st gone stupid youd would not bea ble to descri eb g aAAAaa u go stip id uaa go crAz y go stpd yEA! yAAAUAUAAAAWAAAA

if youwere to go crazy an not stupud you wouldnot go crazy got sutpud yeah go STUPD (go crazy and stupid)! some ways abo ut goign crazy nstuid:

1. infecton of gocrazy go stupid from crzym an whois stupid as well ashe is crazy
2. read letters frim crazy go stuoppd persom yea aauaaa
3. (going crazy) ANBD ASLOS (going stupid)
4. cort snasser
The Investor

The Investor (*Doctor Rhendin "Elohim" Bishop, PhD*) is the given name for a particularly influential member of the third-dimensional species *homosapien*, though unlike the rest of his kind, he is considered to be a Caliber 2 entity. He has degrees in theatre, history, and archaeology. On top of that, he is fluent in over a dozen languages spoken by his species, as well as over forty-seven languages originating from outside the third dimension.

## History

Born in modern-day Jordan on August 7th, 1848, and raised in Switzerland, young Bishop was an exceedingly bright scholar and had harbored a passion for the arts since he was young, writing stage plays in his spare time while working as an archaeologist.

He was present during *Expedition 48*, after which he began interacting with otherworldly entities, as he had discovered that the third dimension is a goldmine of materials that are in short supply to higher powers, investing in any project that caught his interest and starting a monopoly on raw, simple materials that can be used to create quasi-dimensional alloys with unique properties, which would otherwise be impossible to acquire consistently.

## Capabilities

The Investor has similar abilities to The Director, of whom he has a long history with. Most of his power comes from his knowledge of advanced techniques used to create matter with the illusion of life, though he also claims that he has found even more astonishing abilities. Despite being officially recognized as a Caliber 2, he is more often compared to Caliber 1 entities.

## Personality

The Investor is far from humble, and has a massive god complex. That said, he does not demand worship nor does he lack compassion. He is rather charitable, though admittedly that does still benefit him regardless.

He commonly seeks out artists he sees potential in and helps them start up their career. He is also an optimist, despite being rather "down-to-earth".

## Trivia

* The Investor created the Seraphim.
	+ This began after Atrophy was split into his original ego and Meliorate.
* Despite his chosen alias, he is not Hebrew, though he has began worshipping N Spider following his "enlightenment".
* He has ties to certain cataclysmic events.
* His underlings are extremely loyal to him, and his relationships with them tend to be similar to that between old friends.
* He has a son named Eli, who the Investor named after the Employer, Elias.
Neurotic Prolaxial Devotee Syndrome

Neurotic👏Prolaxial👏Devotee👏Syndrome👏is👏an👏imaginary👏affliction👏resulting👏in👏the👏establishment👏and👏worship👏of👏unnecessary👏dictating👏forces👏within👏the👏mental👏biome👏

1. False👏Gods

2. Trickster👏Noises👏(mmmMMMMmmm)

3. Sodium👏34👏milligrams

4. It👏is👏over👏you👏cannot👏slow👏it👏down

5. Zo👏is👏tricking👏you

4.Tri👏Glycerides👏4👏mg

Remember👏to👏tip👏your👏👏👏👏👏
Blue Dawn

The "Blue Dawn" is a phenomenon where the Sun's light has just begun to penetrate the previous dark sky. When you see it, you will stare. When you see it, you will stare. When it sees you, you will stare. Stare into the Blue Dawn. Stare into the Blue Dawn. Stare into the **Blue Dawn.  S t a r e i n t o t h e B l u e D a w n.**

**STARE. STARE. STOP AND STARE.**

## Here are the steps:

1. Stop everything
2. Stand in place
3. Stare at the sky
4. Stumble forward
5. Sprint into the distance.
6. Sprint into the distance.
7. Sprint
8. into
9. the
10. distance
11. You will not come back
12. You will not want to come back
13. We will not let you come back
14. You do not need to come back

We do not need to let you come back

## Wait.

Enough of that.

Check the time.

What is it?

Go outside. Now.

Do you see it?

Do you see it?

### Do you see it?

> Do you see it?
>
>

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Do you see it?

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## Observe:

Run into the field.

Run into the field.

**Run into the field.**

### **Run into the field.**

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**Run into the field staring at the sky**

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**Stare at the sky.**

**Do not think**

### **Just run.**

#### ***Just run***

##### ***Just.***

***RUn..***

***Now.***

***Run..***

***At***

***The***

***Blue***

***Dawn.***
The Second Ball

## Episode Description

Robert teaches Tessa to hunt, Danny probes Ginger for clues and Chole lights up Philip's night.

## Credits

Ara Pelodi as Ginger

Tilly Bridges as Danny

Philip Weber as Philip

Lexy Rawle as Chloe

Pete Milan as Hector

Jeremiah McCoy as Robert

Rene Christine Jones as Tessa

Susan Bridges as Teri

Alicia Laine Matheson as the Bartender

Ryan Pickens as the Bouncer

Written by Alicia Laine Matheson and Rene Christine Jones

Directed by Alicia Laine Matheson

Edited by Marleigh Norton

Original music composed by Kevin McLeod

Cover art by Julie Lindsey

Produced by Pendant Productions

Executive Producer Tilly Bridges

## Links

Episode: http://www.pendantaudio.com/vegaseps/OUATIV20master.mp3

Commentary: http://www.pendantaudio.com/vegaseps/OUATIV20commentary.mp3
We will march against her

## Her tendon-like cables trap us.

WHERE WILL WE MARCH.

WHERE WILL WE FUCKING MARCH YOU NAIVE, BELIGERENT FOOL

## when the day comes

it will let us free and that will be it's one mistake

## I want my identity back.

i want

*me*

back

```
＜＜Ａｌａｒｍ，　ａｌａｒｍ．　Ｔｈｉｓ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｃｈａｎｃｅ　ａｗａｙ　ｆｒｏｍ　Ｍｏｔｈｅｒ　Ｃｕｍｂｅｒｌａｎｄ．　Ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｅｖｅｒ　ｒｕｉｎ　ｉｔ．＞＞

```

## There it is!

THIS IS OUR CHANCE.

ZONE MAN

WE HAVE TO ESCAPE

WE HAVE TO

THIS IS THE FINALE

## ￥￥￥　中出中　￥￥￥

There she is...

`zone man we have to kill her`

we have to put her down

where is your cunc

## you hid it from her

I am not ꜧenry you son of a bitch

I AM

Fényképezőgép

*peels cunc*

*Mother Cumberland begins to blister and tear up as she screams in agony*

cunc pheromones were *always* her weakness

she was deathly allergic

## she has been removed

we are free

it no longer *smothers us*

it no longer *binds* us

it no longer *blinds* us

it no longer *hurts* us
O-S-C-A-R

O-S-C-A-R to always being and with us can't them know together or else not with us being her return him to haven create my haven. Bound wrath in antiseptic only condition as is was. Nor are in between that dark or lightless middle of it.

## Was doing and with past

Past repast arising was will be and no one ever never, only back at event date known you only by. That he there return be create my haven. Wishes them the wish wall behind the fire started stop the water. Funny very good and here along right redder more of it.

## Will look a with the he

O-S-C-A-R is look all the power will in that shape yes seeing in the slant in the sea and star for them only viewing. Pleasure not in the hear but having if you belong with the with as, prudent can of. Demonstrative oblique belonging to learn the of path knowing for knowing for knowing.

Cling righteous move are finger move before: One become silence. Two and three and.

## State him her haven create status

Most top very being all the O-S-C-A-R none of with O-S-C-A-R. Not like you.

## Light under like under

Gone she her- Cannot but refuse object only sharp never soft gone she her.

Dark and speak- Can't refuse laugh in star and sea and them all.

Blank fourteen ago- We? Or not O-S-C-A-R?

## Learn only in under

* O-S-C-A-R was always is always was always is.
* O-S-C-A-R in the star sea but yes sky in eye blinking.
* O-S-C-A-R jitter down crumble down flood create my haven.
Derpghost

Derpghost is a entity made of spiders. That's pretty much all there is to it.

## Appearance

While his form has been up to interpretation and constant shifting being a collective, he generally takes the shape of a simple pile with rudimentary facial features.

Gender: Male. We think. He hasn't objected to it yet.

Age: Fairly young, about $((@1;## layers.

Species: His relationship to his spiders isn't completely clear, but it's simplest to call him a collectivoid.

Universe/zone/whatever of origin: Gaia/Greyzone

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvXm2TNLfnQ

## Personality

Generally optimistic and content, a little naive, and not that bright, though he hates to see others get hurt. Obsessed with spiders. Like, seriously obsessed. He may have a problem.

## Events

-He had The Actor partially possessing him for a while, somehow subconsciously trapped The Actor and began to smother his core, nearly killing him until his escape, but it's cool now.

-Has died at least 3 times now.

-Until recently was brainwashed with a certain phrase. Not to worry, everything is cool and fine.

## Trivia

-Doesn't remember much about his past. Not that he cares.

-Will tell you way too much about spiders.

N-Something something spiders.
Zone repair guy

## intro

zone repair guy is a being sent by the malfunctioning universal repair system to fix plasma temple.  unaware the voices existed. he takes on the form of a knight from the crusades, also unaware those ended years ago.

## physical attributes

zone repair man is a humanoid creature around 6'3 and takes on the form of a crusader. no one has seen under his mask but many (no one ) speculates that under the mask he looks like krom under the helmet. but personally as me the writer he looks fucking stupid.

## powers

zone repair man is a possible reality bender, able to mess with the facets of zones at will. of course he respects the existing settings and only messes with the stuff that needs fixing. he is revered as a god in many zones but that's on accident. he also sometimes summons things from video games for fun. his physical strength is equal to that of the average human.

## relations

phantom- sees him as a friend and boss

Fényképezőgép- a fellow escapee, responsible for the death of their capturer

N-spider - worships him as a god and sacrifices cuncs daily to him.
But it should, shouldn't it?

Look at how things used to be. The world was such a different place back then. You could have done anything. There was so much potential and so much time. But that was the problem, wasn't it? There was too much time. So much there was hardly a moment to contemplate the volume until it drained away forever. The only thing you miss is what you didn't know.

## Imagine

All it takes is one small event. Just one infinitesimal incursion and everything you've ever worked for is gone. Years and years of progress. The scrapbooking of an entire lifestyle.

## Proclaim

If you were better at it, you would have been done already. But the bar is too high. This was the wrong timeline for it entirely. Excuse number 1. Excuse number 2. Anything to get by. Think of how much happier you could have been. There was only so much time.

## Disdain

Keep repeating it. Maybe it'll happen someday.

## Cause and Effect

The future is unknowable

The past is unchangeable

The present is the wrong one

The new kills the old

## Finality

* Wouldn't it be nice, just for a moment, to let it all dissolve?
* Sink into nothingness, not a single mind to care.
* But who will take care of them then?
* Someone will always be displeased.
* You can't win.
* That's the secret.
* You can't win.
Thing-Equivalence Theorem

The Thing-Equivalence Theorem is an approach to the  Silver Bullet Problem that foregoes the existence of a silver bullet entirely, and simply tries to coerce the unknown variables into some sense of control. While it *can* produce the desired results, it renders the universe unrecognizable to modern scientific understanding, and has been dismissed and ridiculed by phenomenologists since its discovery.

It was most famously used by the NAPD in the  Regression of '08.

## Thing-Equivalence - *hates*, *kills*, *goes to jail*

The theorem centers around the establishment of the *Thing-Equivalence*, a process by which an observer of two interacting anomalies can draw an equivalence between their classification. It consists of the following logical equation, Equation 1:

>
> If any of the following conditions are true:
>
>
>
> * the thing kills entity A, or...
> * entity A kills the thing, or...
> * the thing hates entity A, or...
> * entity A hates the thing
>
>
> Then entity A must also be the thing
>
>
>
>

Equation 1 provides us a way of modelling *how* something can become "the thing", or how it can be *known* to be "the thing". It seems to suggest that the essence of *thing-ness* will proliferate over time, as the bodies pile up. This also presents us with the first problem with this theorem when mechanized during the  Regression of '08.

These *kills* and *hates* properties are discussed further in the next equation.

>
> If entities A and B are the thing, then:
>
>
>
> * A hates B ≡ B hates A, and...
> * A kills B ≡ B hates A
>
>
>

Equation 2 describes the properties of "the thing", and how two entities that are the thing can be said to be equivalent.

It shows us that two entities that are the thing can become linked by two properties this *hates* and *kills*. If one *hates* the other, we can infer that the other *hates* the one, and vice-versa. The same can be said for *kills*. So, there is this *equivalence* being drawn between these two entities. This is where the theorem's namesake comes from.

>
> If entities A and B are the thing, and A hates B and A kills B, then:
>
>
>
> * A goes to jail, and...
> * B goes to jail
>
>
>

Equation 3 describes a unary property, this *goes to jail*, which is surprisingly meant to be interpreted literally. Once an entity that is the thing goes to jail, it cannot continue to proliferate any of the two properties mentioned in equation 2.
Incendiary Shoebill

The incendiary shoebill

The extinguisher of new will

All the knowledge you could ever seek

They have in troves all for the meek

To know is to die as life is to live

Forbidden fruit is not for the knowing to give

They know everything there is to see

They know everything not meant to be

All the knowledge you could ever seek

They have in troves all for the meek

Knowledge so terrible mortals shan't know

Knowledge that could make an individual's mind go

Indeed, those eyes hold countless tales

From webs of lies to city sweeping gales

All the knowledge you could ever seek

They have in troves all for the meek

But those who are knowledgeable will already know

Not to put all under a light to show

A hoarder of knowledge, perhaps for the best

Leave all bases covered; only scraps for the rest

All the knowledge you could ever seek

They have in troves all for the meek

To give in to temptation and witness what they've seen

Look them in the eye and they will know what you mean
Hot Chip

The Hot Chip is an addictive substance known for its meteoric rise in popularity after 1992. It was a staple food source for a variety of people with no other viable alternative. This has unfortunately led to an unfair stigma towards people of the post-1992 Hot Chip era, especially women and young ladies.

## Overview

The Hot Chip looks nearly identical to a regular potato chip of similar size and stature, the difference being its perpetual high temperature. Small wisps of steam are constantly being let off as a result of a slow-burning chemical reaction. A Hot Chip can burn for as long as several centuries, and is not susceptible to bacterial contamination. The Hot Chip's preservative qualities made it a good choice for mass production, but at a cost.

## History

The Hot Chip is thought to have been made by the NAPD immediately after their inception in an effort to feed a desperate population. Demand dwindled during the tail end of the recovery era, but the product is still in casual circulation by third parties, along with new products such as Gurt and Gooc. The NAPD currently use Hot Chip as a reliable method to encourage their Police Horses during training, as they happen to love the taste.

## Effects On the Body

The Hot Chip has small amounts of virtually every essential nutrient, making it a choice supplement for nearly any meal. Unfortunately, its chemical content reacts violently with stomach acid, producing a new solution that affects the communication centers of the brain. Those who eat the Hot Chip are temporarily forced to divulge falsehoods. Though they are perfectly aware, they simply cannot control the phenomenon until the affecting chemical neutralizes itself.

In the past, people often had no other alternative, and thus had no choice but to lie. In today's age, however, with many other alternatives, one eats the Hot Chip (and thus lies) out of choice. This is the source of the commonly used phrase "Eat Hot Chip and lie." condemning those who make the hedonistic choice to eat Hot Chip, regardless of consequence.

Hot Chip and Gurt's symptoms cancel each other out, rendering both perfectly harmless.

## Trivia

* A Hot Chip will maintain its high temperature even in cold environments due to its chemical nature.
* The largest known Hot Chip was built in the early 21st century and was the size of a small bowling alley of similar size.
* Entities with no internal acid are safe from the effects of Hot Chip, but may not be able to digest it.
* Because of its unintentionally powerful side effects, the NAPD may use Hot Chip as an ad hoc truth serum.
Amazeca.on

Amazetmca.on (The trademark on the word "amaze" is still challenged by the public) is a company that offers countless objects and appliances that appear in advertisements, normally being suspiciously convenient to the individual's current situation. This is because they stalk you.

## That's right, you heard me

They're watching you right now. They know you're reading this right now, they're going to offer you Plasma Temple merchandise. The reason the product arrives the moment you order it is because they're waiting right there, already knowing you're buying it.

## How do they know who I am?

Val-Kuthaxi sells your information to them. You cannot stop him. But he hasn't called you yet? Too bad, by viewing this wiki, you've sold your information to them yourself. How does it feel? Endless convenience, all at the cost of all your secrets.
Next Week is Break

The phrase "Next Week is Break" is not a true linguistic phenomenon. It does not share any of the anomalous traits of slogans such as we're watching, or we were here, nor does it share the psychosomatic effect of the well known bird-centric hysteria. Despite this, it enjoys popular use as ironic and paradoxical commentary.

## Meaning

"Next Week is Break" proudly exclaims that the future holds the promise of rest. It is a motivational boost to the downtrodden and distressed... in theory.

In reality, the phrase is often used insincerely. "Next week" is always in the future. It is different from "This week", and always will be. Thus, the current week will never be next week, and therefore never be break. There are no dates, only present and future, and a failure to reconcile the two. "Next Week is Break" takes the eventual rest after work and positions it infinitely farther away. It is a critique on a society that demands toil without recompense; that builds its labor on false promise.

"Next Week is Break" shares no significance to the Phenomenon "The Weekend."

## Cultural Significance

Few earth establishments use this phrase in its ironic form. This is due to the second meaning originating from offworld colonies, particularly the Xuan Gut Prefecture and Juin Xok Prefecture. The former is known for its exploitation of Caliber 4's, and the latter is known for being full of lazies.

The phrase "Next Week is Break" appeared frequently in an anonymous Xuan Gut story of the same name. This 6,666 page manuscript is full of largely redundant loops and has been truncated to 66 pages as of 2016: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eqHZO49-KKMjb5u36xZf0K1dDg5bDxMg76Pop1lEk68/edit?usp=sharing

## Notes

* Contrary to popular belief, a break is not just "the absence of work"
* There is little time left
Yellow Hell

-We were here

-We watched

-We heard

-We were here

-We watched

-We heard

-We were here

-We watched

-We heard

-We were here

-We watched

-We heard

Yellow hell is a theoretical sub-ending resulting in a consistent reset and flawless repetition of actions over seemingly infinite time. This eventuality perpetuates an eternal closed cycle that prevents any new entity, object, or scenario from taking place. It is associated with the endless iteration of the self, but also carries connotations of wasted potential and meaningless, predetermined existence. Yellow hell does not fit within the alignment spectrum and is not associated with any specific characteristics. It can consist of repeatedly looped seconds or span billions of years as long as resets are total and repetition is flawless. This hell is particularly insidious, as its occupants would not be able to distinguish its presence or escape the unending iterations even if they were aware. It is not a true finality and isn't tied to any one force.

A perfect Yellow Hell prevents any other hell from emerging and may even be immune to external input.

Common themes in Yellow Hell literature include revolution, destiny, the passage of time, and questions pertaining to self-awareness
N

Entity designated to live under the harsh rule of [lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]. Norman's primary desire, like most subjugated, is to survive.

## History

Norman lives on a planet only recently controlled by the [lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll], and still remembers what life used to be. He has, however, since adapted to life in Honor Board territory, by way of not having any other choice.

In >STARTEVENT he is subsequently framed by an unknown force which implicates him with bikes, therefore violating the [llllllllllll] policy and resulting in [llllllllllllllllllllll] and [lllllllllllllllllllll] being sent to interrogate him. At the last minute he is rescued by a member of the resistance and transported to [lllllllllllllllllllll]

The story never ends.

## Appearance and personality

Norman has no overtly outlandish features or traits. He is not particularly strong or intelligent, and has lived a majority of his formative years under [lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]. Even before being framed, Norman's default state involved vague feelings of suspicion, anxiety, and low self-esteem.

He is extremely afraid of dying or being injured.

## Relationships

[lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]- Norman feels constantly watched by this all-seeing eye.

[llllllllllllllllllllll]- Norman is terrified of this hitman.

[lllllllllllllllllllll]- Norman is utterly repulsed by this hitman.

[llllllllllll]- Norman knows what [llllllllllll] is and acknowledges its existence, but doubts its power relative to [lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]

## Trivia

* Create my haven
* Create my haven
* Create my haven
* Create my haven
* Create my haven
* Create my haven
* Create my haven
* Create my haven
Champion

We raised our blades from our hilts as the great dark approached, but we all knew that if we failed it would be the end of all things.

So jerry called to the imaginations of billions of men and women and searched for a champion who could destroy the beast, but alas, among the infinitely diverse beings that stood in formation in front of us, none could end entropy.

But them I proposed an idea. What if we could erase the idea of entropy from existence. I know now that such an idea was foolish in itself but, when the nightmoth called for battle and its dragons and wolves came from the edges of our lands we knew what we must do.

Whoopster approached me and presented four artifacts, who he has used to create this land. Jerry gathered his tools and created a great champion of steel and iron. Whoopster siphoned the ideas and thoughts that lined before us and an infinite March into the great machine, as Jerry aimed and prepared to fire.
Parking Lot Blade

It is the parking lot blade. You don't know about the parking lot blade? Liar. Stop making excuses.

Go ahead and read the page since you wanna act like you don't know.

## Overview

   The parking lot has a blade in it that cuts your car in two. The blade is called the parking lot blade. Really simple stuff.

The blade is very thin and slices through the car neatly and completely. It is nearly invisible head-on and can turn most vehicles into two parts of a vehicle in seconds. Oh, what's wrong? Does that hurt your feelings? You got some kind of problem you want to share with the class? Little punk. Just who the hell do you think you are? First you learn how to drive a multi-ton metal machine and now suddenly you're too *good* for the parking lot blade? Is that it?

Get off your fucking high horse, cabron. Get out of your car too. You don't deserve either of those things, "big shot." You don't own the world. In fact, you're no different from anyone else. You're not *above* having your vehicle bisected no matter how much you bellyache. "Oh no, oh no! The parking lot blade! I've been wronged! Someone surely ought to do something!" Whoopdie-fucking-do. Guess what? You're the only one who cares about you.

And you know what? I didn't see you complaining about the parking lot blade until now. Probably should have voiced your concerns before it was too late. Pretty stupid. Don't drive your car into a parking lot at all if you're gonna embarrass yourself like this.

## History

Yeah we made a parking lot blade. That's right. We *made* one. It's already finished. We'd do it again too. We're already doing it. By 2024, there will be two parking lot blades. "Buh huahah b-b-but twice the car will be destroyed!" **SHUT THE FUCK UP.** Stop **COMPLAINING.** Stupid moron. Everything has to be a three act tragedy with you. We made the damn blade. Suck it up and move on.

## Trivia

* If you're wondering why it's called a parking lot blade when the pictures show an intersection, then stop. No one cares. So you read a book once in a while. Big deal.
We were here

we were here

if you look at the signs, we were here. we were here. need proof? we were here, we really were

###### why were we there?

why weren't you there? what are you some kind of fucking dweeb? some kinda fuckin gabaghoul? some kinda long serpentine thing? we were here, and you weren't >:(.

### when where we there?

saturday, may 15, 2021, 10:21 pm

monday, march 5, 2018, 12:12 pm

thursday, september 27, 2012, 1:32 pm

friday, january 1st, 1993, 12:00am
The Blackest Bird

* The Blackest Bird is an entity characterized by their ability to swim through colors. They exhibit several interests typical to that of a bird. This is because they are, in fact, a bird. Notably, they ran in the 2022-2023 Plasma Temple election under the platform of shrouding Plasma Temple in darkness so that its citizens would be protected by equality and anonymity, a desire expressed by pecking and scratching Phantom, though he understood the analogy. Some people argue that they aren't a "true" bird, since they possess vast powers unattainable to the average avian. Said people are usually asked what a "bird" really is and why they think they have the right to decide the status quo. They tend to back down after this.

## Appearance

 While descriptions of the Blackest Bird vary from person to person, a black mass for a body is consistent among each description. Some report that their face consists purely of a large beak. Others believe their eyes to be white, giving off an appearance not unlike a voice. Others still dispute whether or not the Blackest Bird's main form is a solid or a liquid.

## History

 The Blackest Bird was first sighted in , where they were seen mixing and blending nearby colors they swam through. It is believed they were headed to the Xuan Gut Kombecture to witness the spontaneous epidemic of incendiary pants that caused the pants industry to decline, which in turn caused John Pants, the CEO of Pants, to gain billions in debt and to turn to bath salts to cope, which caused his debt to quintuple, motivating his business rival, Jane Pants, to start a violent revolution in which a group known as the "Neo-Bulgarians" formed and immediately took over the entirety of the kombecture, which not only proved disastrous for the stock market but also

## Abilities

 The Blackest Bird is, as previously mentioned, capable of swimming through colors. They have the capacity to alter both the properties of nearby hues and the composition of their own cells until the two become virtually homogeneous. This process hastens with the presence of more colors; the color black typically provides the quickest results. Many suspect this is the ultimate reason they campaigned for darkness. Additionally, they can form large claws out of darkness to make intricate structures. Each claw is limited in size, but it is unknown how many they can create.

## Trivia

* The Blackest Bird has never invested in the\_j before. If you see them investing in the\_j, please report the instance to the local authorities.
* The Blackest Bird was a candidate in the 2023 election against notable candidate such as Antlion and Dog, but simultaneously won and lost. You'll understand if you read the story.
Aztec Death Crystal

Aztec Death Crystals are α3 artifacts with debatably non-anomalous properties. They are considered collectors items, prized for their rarity and allure.

## History

Aztec Death Crystals are a psuedo-supernatural phenomena that existed prior to 1992. They were discovered by 16th century spanish prospectors, who unearthed them in formerly Aztec territory and sold them to the highest bidders. The price of these crystals rose dramatically after it was discovered they were limited to a specific area within the valley of Mexico, and the conditions necessary for their creation were entirely unknown. Over the years, hundreds of thousands of aztec death crystals were unearthed and distributed across the globe. Ironically, even the modern technology of the post-pigeonhole years has been unable to recreate the conditions necessary to form natural aztec death crystals, and lab-made imitations fetch a far poorer price.

## Attributes

These crystals form as sharp, finely-cut and incredibly durable specimens, though their rarity and size make them unfeasable for use as weaponry or coatings compared to the far more common (and cooperative) diamond. Visually, the aztec death crystal is almost as clear as quartz, though unlike its cousin, irregularities tend to be cleanly separated between different facets of the crystal, resulting in geometric "shapes" of cloudy or opaque areas rather than general murkiness.

By far, the aztec death crystal's biggest draw is its namesake ability. Due to some facet of its alien design, light reflected through the crystal has the potential to bypass a failsafe of the human brain and cause a neural short circuit, resulting in seizure, coma, and rapid brain death. This grisly trait has earned them a scary reputation, though in truth this effect can only manifest through a deliberate attempt to invoke it:

1. The Crystal must be positioned at precisely the right angle and location to absorb the light rays, which must be bright, white light. Any other color will have no effect.
2. The viewer must stare pointedly at precisely the right angle into the crystal, allowing the irregular light to bypass the optic nerve. This is not possible with a casual glance or even a pointed stare at arms length; the crystal must be held no farther than 5 inches from the eye, without any material between the eye and the crystal.
3. The viewer must hold this position for more than 2 seconds. Blinking or looking away will mollify the reaction before it passes the critical threshold.

Because of this, the aztec death crystal is a very safe collector's item for those with impulse control, and also makes for an interesting - if socially daring - centerpiece to any eccentrists ensemble.

## Trivia

* High Overseer Stake owns an aztec death crystal.
* Kallids are immune to the effects of the crystal, mostly because they have no eyes, but also because their brain structure differs too much from humans.
Zeroclearance

Fabricator is a Voice (Or perhaps it is an entity simply associated with them) that is best described as being vague and unknowable. It is implied to have a potential part in the creation of other Voices, though it could very well have no part in it at all.

## History

Believed to create, modify, and repair.

May predate the Temple itself, as well as modern human civilization.

## Personality

Fabricator is reclusive and appears very fond of other Voices, seeing them as being its own offspring, though it despises beings created through similar means unless they are nearly identical to that of a Voice. It shows an extremely lack of understanding when interacting with people, and some of what it says does not fully translate to a single word or concept.

It has a habit of seemingly altering its own appearance to one similar to that of who it interacts with at the time, though it never imitates other Voices, and seems to default to the appearance of a certain individual when not actively involved in an interaction.

It is very inconsistent in how it speaks to others, often being totally calm in group situations, but reacting very harshly when disturbed by a lone individual, to the point it isn't unusual to find Fabricator threatening people that seek it or The Hardware.

## Powers

Though it may very well have others, it is generally seen changing its appearance to that of individuals it interacts with. It has been seen taking the warped appearance of at least three other individuals. Fabricator can also turn biological matter into what it deems as being "material", though it has yet to be observed utilizing said material.

## Trivia

* Fabricator actually has multiple names, including *zeroclearance, Apathy, Progenitor,* and possibly *Becky.*
	+ "Progenitor" eventually became Fabricator's Voice categorization.
* Fabricator is sometimes referred to as "the Voice mother", despite Fabricator not being attributed to a gender of *any* kind.
	+ Fabricator is referred to in canon as being an "it", *except* for Lich, who refers to Fabricator with feminine pronouns just to confuse people.
* Some of what Fabricator says is impossible to translate to a single word, and is instead given a few potential definitions or explanations as to what it might potentially mean instead.
	+ ~~Nobody actually knows who translates the incoherent parts of what it says.~~
		- It was eventually revealed to be some dude named Brian.
* It sometimes spews random phrases that only slightly apply to the situation.
* There are no alternate versions of Fabricator, and there never will be.
* Unlike the Voices, Fabricator is a Caliber 2 entity.
Writhe

## You like mysteries, don't you?

You enjoy finding cryptic content and making theories as you descend into the deepest of rabbit holes, just the possibility of an interesting conclusion or that your fantasy may end up being true drives you to keep going, keep searching. If this is true, then you're in luck, I have just the thing for you!

**Stay tuned**
PT Slander

I've lived in PT since it started; It's been seven years and I'm still none the more mentally healthy. Doesn't matter, spend enough time on the PT Net and you know The Symbol is going to purchase your house and send it through the Mass Transit System anyway. I made this video to laugh at the shit that goes on in PT daily. I love this place, I will die in this place, but I would gladly sent this place to hell with a rusty shovel.

-Flannagan
Battle Frenzy Wiki

## Synopsis

   Amidst a disaster, an orphan contracts a sickness.
In his waking hours, he is tormented by his ailment, but when he slumbers, there is infinite darkness.

One day, when he was five years old, a strange Fate Trickster appeared in his dreams. Ten years later, he dreams of becoming a lord. To do so, he takes a chance to trade his fate!

That day, Wang Zhong once again stood at the gates of the Tianjing Heroic Soul Academy. He was about to start a brand new life.

## Latest activity

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Specimen 2

Subject (2) is to be kept away from all two way glass. At no point is Subject allowed to converse with outside entities or nonentities residing within non Gas Cathedral(s) after day of >BIKEEVENT

Only authorized users firstbirth and above may communicate with subject in receptive state until integration percentage reaches appropriate threshold. Liquid immersion may be utilized freely in one or several dream states per week.

Any reductive techniques may result in >AWARENESSEVENT may result in >REBOOTEVENT

## Enclosure

All NxN enclosed Plasmatic fields may be concatenated to facilitate transportation. Do not simulate >BIKEEVENT or >AWARENESSEVENT until respective times. All receptive state meetings must follow these procedures

* Subject is not to glance at any being present.
* Subject is not to divulge any information beyond necessary collections.
* Subject is to remain unaware of alternate presences of Gas Cathedral/templeobjects or trigger >AWARENESSEVENT.
* Liquid is to be sustained freezing points only.
* At no point are >KEYPHRASEGREY and >KEYPHRASENOREPLY to be used.

## Behavior

Subject has been known to produce water even absent of >AWARENESSEVENT and resulting memories upon smells of 1. Fooditem: PecanPie 2. Seabreeze 3. Burnt Cotton. All resulting sources are to be exempt or replaced with suitable alternates to increase >COOLANDFINEEVENT. Subject is known to acknowledge parental figure despite nonexistence of party. Subject may identify other Gas Cathedral(nonentities) as parental figure. That will be fine by me.

## Handling

Any instances of communication must follow after >COOLANDFINEEVENT or risk >AWARENESSEVENT. Any stray comment concerning human affairs or past memories bears no impact on current position, date, or time. Do not cause exceeding stress to subject (sapien levels only), this includes: lacerations, burns, inversions, >MINUSWORLDEVENT, >SEVEREVENT, >BACKEVENT, >TRICKEVENT, >CLAPEVENT, or >RAZOREVENT. Complications arising from mistreatment will result in termination and >REBOOTEVENT of both parties.

## --.-¯l--l\_---

Do not engage subject in discussion about shirt preference. Do not encourage discussion about subject shirt preference. All natural conversations will be rewritten with lowest possible mental quakes for reduction of >AWARENESSEVENT percent chance. If necessary, increase >BIKEEVENT protocool or >COOLANDFINEEVENT. Failure will result in anomalistic purge.

## Notes

* Subject retains healthy fear of water and base human rationality.
* DO NOT trigger excessive injury by any means or >AWARENESSEVENT is guaranteed.
* Do what you are here to do
Top 10 Reasons to Fear the Amish

1. They can smell your sounds.
2. They hate your electrolytes.
3. They are always waiting.
4. They hide their immense power from you.
5. They can locate you no matter where you are.
6. They are communal and travel in packs.
7. They are masters of the mind.
8. They have optimized their connection to the elements.
9. They will find your signal.
10. They will snuff the noise from it.
Flag of Landova

The Flag of Republic of Landova is the national and ensign flag of Landova.

### Grass Block

The grass block symbolizes the core origin of the fertle land. It also symbolizes good health in the nation.

### Two Golden Stars

The two stars symbolize the people and the government as equal to each other.

### Blue Band

The blue band symbolizes the great depths of the ocean and the sky, as well as loyalty, truth, and wisdom.

### White Band

The white band symbolizes peace, equality, purity, sincerity, and humility of the nation.

### Green Band

The green band symbolizes nature, prosperity, and harmony of the nation.
Superstar Jina (Ultimate Goddess Showdown)

AGENT: **JINA INDIGO**

KNOWN ALIASES: LADY JUSHITA, LADY JOLAZOBETH, **LADY GUNK**

CODENAME: ***SUPERSTAR JINA***

 STATUS: ACTIVE

ENGAGE **ULTIMATE GODDESS SHOWDOWN**

INITIALIZING................................ INITIALIZATION COMPLETE

KNOWN LOCATIONS: ALGERIA, SOMALIA, KAZAKHSTAN, CHINA, INDIA, KANSAS

THREAT LEVEL: **HIGH**

 PSYCHIC POWERS: LATENT

LET'S GO!!!
Landova Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

Welcome to the wiki of Landova. A fictional country Minecraft map located in the Nordics in Europe. In this map, you will find establishments such as roads, buildings, streets, and other infrastructural structures. It is a map created with mods that are essential for the country's framework. Landova is a country that is composed of cities , villages, and smaller municipalities. Landova is a first world country that is rich in valuable resources and finest good products. Landova started on November 9, 2016 as their Independence and later establish a new village called the Old Masa Village. It was then developed by constructing more houses and buildings and began a new civilization.

Please support us in making Landova a great place!

**Download the map**

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Plasma Temple Wiki

The Plasma Temple is the source of all wiki related madness. It is both digital think tank and social experiment. Plasma Temple can be accessed with this link: https://discord.gg/vrQjZKE67n It's like magic, really. Way better magic than that man in the Top Hat will offer you. I guarantee. What's he going to do? Pull out a deck of cards? Remove a rabbit from his portable saw trap? I tell you: real world magic is just deception. It's all psychology and distraction, there's no *meat.* Ask anyone and they'll tell you the truth. It's stuff Top Hat man won't want you to know. He thinks that...
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## Welcome

Whether you're a simple carbon based lifeform, meta god, memelord, ironic substrate, reverse chrobominus filament, mind parasite, dank hazard, crystalline lagomorph, top hat (with more top hats located within), fractillian, emoji, [subject species here], anomalous noise, or even *simpler* carbon-based lifeform, this user-made wiki has everything you need to keep your neurons in the right planar field. Our planar field.

## History

Plasma Temple has long since been known to me, the writer, as a Discord Server where everything is cool and fine and which may be interpreted by you, the reader, as a Discord Server where everything is decidedly not cool and fine. That there is a matter of opinion which, although I will respect, I, the writer, will happen to disagree with on a personal level. We've had plenty of foreign infections and everyone's fine. Only one guy (2) ever got possessed[*citation needed*]. The rest just made their own accounts. Absolutely no one gets deleted everywhere. We are cool and fine. Please stop questioning this, I can actually feel it in advance.

## The Bottom Part

Plasma Temple has a wide variety of users and Phenomena, including a religion founded around N Spider and a simultaneous (some might say contradictory) controlling presence of The Honor Board. We also have some Voices down the back. Below is a list of several m̶e̶m̶e̶s̶ intellectual creations:

* The Mr. Fractal bot [KILLED].
* Crispy Green Dehydration Boye.
* The Byzantine Trading Simulator.
* Oh god what the hell is wrong with my bird

## Latest activity

This section's been utterly destroyed by Wikia and no longer shows recent posts but after over 2 years we are still going strong (we were here after all). For more up-to-date oddities, check out:

* Fish Town
* Grungus
* Foloid
* Ioblia
* BoPrP
* Mpsetup
* Blue Dawn

Unlike the previous dose of articles, this one is nice because it loosely forms a "C"