The Ham-Hams

Once she got far away from the tea party, Amy looked back and said, "Well, I've had enough nonsense! I'm going home! Straight home!"

As she began walking away, she said, "That sea sponge. Who cares where he's going anyway? Why, if it hadn't been for him, I..."

She stopped talking when she noticed a gray sign that had "Ham-Ham Clubhouse" written on it in black letters. "Ham-Ham Clubhouse. Hmm, curious. I don't remember this." she said, as she turned away from the sign, unaware of Howdy and Dexter, who were wearing glasses, staring at her.

"Now, let me see."

Dexter jumped on Amy's face, and she gasped when she spotted Pashmina, who was holding a mirror in his hand. When she looked into it, Pashmina looked like she was wearing glasses because of Dexter.

She placed Dexter on the tree branch next to Pashmina as she said, "Uh, no, no, please. No more nonsense."

She walked past them, and came up to a log as she said, "Now, if I came this way. I should go back this way!"

She climbed over the log and accidently stepped on Boss as he said, "Ouch!"

"Oh, I beg your pardon!" Amy said, as Boss and the Ham-Ham children went over to a lake. Boss jumped in the water and paddled away as Boss said, "I won't go so easy on you next time!"

He then jumped in the water, and followed the children.

The ripples in the water woke up Omar, who was holding a drum, and Elder Ham, who was holding a pair of cymbals, and they jumped on waterlilies as they played the drum and cymbals.

As Amy stepped on the stepping stones, she said, "Goodness. When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. If I...If I ever do get home."

Then she looked over a log to see Maxwell, Penelope, Stucky, Lapis, and Lazuli taking a shower in a small waterfall.

"Oh, umm, excuse me!" she said, as she got Maxwell, Penelope, Stucky, Lapis, and Lazuli's attention, "Um, could one of you tell me..."

She was interrupted when Maxwell, Penelope, Stucky, Lapis, and Lazuli screeched as they ran away, climbed a tree, sat on a branch above Amy, and glared down at her. She chuckled nervously as she said, "Uh. Haha. Never mind."

As she wandered around through the forest, she said, "Oh dear. It's getting dreadfully dark. And nothing looks familiar."

She looked to her left to see Auntie Viv, who was digging through the dirt with her claws. "I shall certainly be glad to get out of..."

She tried to say something else, but she bumped into Cappy, who was holding a bird cage with Stan and Sandy inside it. Cappy opened the cage door, and Stan and Sandy ran out. Cappy chased after them, and he it them in the cage as Stan and Sandy landed inside the bird cage.

Then Snoozer, who was holding an accordion, woke up and got back to his snoring. As he flew down at Amy, she ducked, and then Snoozer flew away, still playing the accordion.

"It would be so nice if something would make more sense for a change." Amy said.

Moments later, she came across Hamtaro, Bijou, Oxnard, and Pepper nailing gray signs to a tree with hammers, and Panda, Harmony, a light blue Ham-Ham, and a lavender Ham-Ham wrote words on each sign in black letters with pencils.

As they walked away, Amy looked at the signs, and said, "Don't step on the Ham Rangers. The Ham Rangers?"

Suddenly, the Ham Rangers popped out of the ground, circled around Amy, and got together to form an arrow as they walked. Amy looked ahead to see the Ham Rangers pointing at a path as she said, "Oh! A path!"

As she ran down the path, a vision of Tawna appeared in sepia. Amy said, "Oh, thank goodness. Why, I just knew I'd find one sooner or later! Oh. If I hurry back, I might even be home in time for dinner with my parents Crash and Tawna Bandicoot, my big sister, Sally Acorn, my little sister, Cosmo the Seedrian, my big brother, Silver the Hedgehog, and my little brother, Charmy Bee!" Then a vision of Robespierre also appeared in sepia as she said, "Oh, won't Robespierre be happy to see me! Oh, I just can't wait till I...Oh!"

She stopped when she saw Jingle sweeping the path away with a broom. He stopped, walked behind Amy, and continued to sweep the path.