Squiggles

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**Squiggles** is a temperamental and quick-to-violence Irish midget, who Renzo summons as a bodyguard to beat people up. He first appeared in "Save the Reaper Demons". He is voiced by David Kaye.

## Biography

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Renzo brought out Squiggles as a secret weapon to use against the Reaper Demons. Renzo took Squiggles out of a briefcase and told everybody that there's nothing more dangerous than a 4 foot 11 redheaded man, given how full of rage they are over their height. Renzo described Squiggles as a guy who life fed a turd sandwich. He told everybody that Squiggles needs two hands to eat and apple and revealed to them that he wears a child's medium outfit and added that Squiggles hates it that he told him that.

Later on, Renzo threatened to use Squiggles on them again, telling everybody that all he needs to do is remind everybody that he needs to sit on a phonebook to get a haircut and they'll all be dead.

When everybody got trapped in a room with Reapy the Reaper Demon, Renzo loaded Squiggles by showing him an embarrassing picture of him riding a cocker spaniel like a horse, which made Squiggles flare his nostrils with fury. Renzo told Squiggles to go and take a dive down into the reaper demon's throat and blast him from the inside out. Squiggles jumped up and got swallowed by the reaper demon only to get crapped out the other end as a bunch of bones.

Reapy the reaper demon made a glowing goo sculpture of Squiggles to lure Renzo into his trap. Renzo took the bait and grabbed Squiggles and was taken up to the surface, where he was attacked and supposedly eaten by Reapy the Reaper Demon.

Squiggles showed up again at the end of the episode, getting barfed out of the reaper demon and kicking Bazarack in the nads for no reason.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Squiggles was one of the obstacles on Extreme Border Patrol, who blocked immigrants from coming in. When Renzo and Zobo were contestants on the show, Zobo insulted him and Squiggles came charging at them. Fortunately, Renzo knew his one weakness; trapping him in a baby crib. Squiggles ran around in there, ranting and raving until he finally tuckered himself out and went to sleep.

In "War and Peace", Renzo brought out Squiggles for the ultimate war against Bazarack and his alien armada. Barry had the idea to use his shrink ray in reverse to grow Squiggles up to the size of a regular person to make him more powerful. However, this only made him completely useless in battle, since Squiggles' power was all derived from his rage over being short. As a regular person, Squiggles just acted like a lean, chill basic bitch.

Regular-sized Squiggles was later seen as one of the many people Renzo prioritized over Fichael and had board his escape pod to leave before the anticipated apocalypse of Farzar.

## Appearance

Squiggles is a 4-foot-tall redheaded Irishman with a bunch of freckles all over his face. He wears a green shirt, a gray vest, a brown belt, black pants, and green boots.

## Personality

Squiggles is an irritable, easily offended little Irishman with a severe Napoleon complex, born of his insecurities over his height, which he channels into violent rage in his fights against enemies. He can be triggered by being insulted for his stature. He first appeared in "Save the Reaper Demons". In "War and Peace" Squiggles was shot by a device made by Barry that allowed him to grow taller, thus loosing his huge temper and becoming basic.

## Episode Appearances

* Save the Reaper Demons
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins
* War and Peace

## Trivia

* Squiggles is 4 feet and 11 inches tall.
* Squiggles needs two hands to eat an apple.
* Squiggles wears a child's medium.
* Squiggles has to sit on phone books to get his hair cut.
* Squiggles once rode a cocker spaniel like a horse.
* Squiggles is afraid of the bathtub drain.