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JefferyBigglestein, better known as **Jeffery J. Bigglestein**, is a war hero and a legendary featured writer on sputnikmusic.com. Bigglestein is known for his frequent, brash, and typically negative reviews. Bigglestein was one of the major players in The Great War and the leader of the Biggle Boys. Bigglestein would declare victory on 8/11/20 after enemy Sinternet surrendered ushering in a new era of peace on sputnikmusic. Bigglestein was banned on 11/22/20.

Bigglestein's reviews have been a source of controversy on sputnukmusic. Some, like the Yeezus review, have been critically acclaimed, garnering lots of positive responses. Many others, however, such as the 1000 Gecs & The Tree of Clues review have had an overwhelming response of negativity and criticism. Bigglestein's review of Video Age's Pleasure Line would be featured on 8/8/20. Bigglestein would be temporarily banned on July 25th, 2020, after the posting of the "So I accidentally got drunk and" list, which was removed. The ban was set to be lifted 7/28/20, but was lifted a day early. Bigglestein has many detractors and haters but they are just virgins and not based.

As of late September/Early October, Bigglestein has shifted his focus to his "A Case Study" Series, where he dishes out hot takes on specific subjects within the music community. These are quite controversial and have seen lots of hate due to Bigglestein attacking popular artists (mostly sputcore) like King Crimson and Kendrick Lamar. His case study on indie adjacent NPR slam poet noname would be his most disliked review of all time with 1 pos and 18 negs despite it being 100% based and correct. This would start a flame war in the comments section that lasted over 6 pages.

Bigglestein has also started a Union dedicated to better treatment of sput reviewers.

## Bigglestein Projects

* Meme Monday
* Trollface Tuesday
* The Bigglestein Diaries
* The Sputnik Times
* The Sputnikmusic Wiki.
* Bigglestein Comics
	+ The Great War
	+ Bigglestein: Orgins 1, 2, 3, 4
* A Case Study
	+ Joji
	+ The 2020 Rap Scene
	+ Kendrick Lamar's DAMN
	+ Noname
	+ In the Court of the Crimson King
	+ The Carter's & the Exposure of Jay-Z

Bigglestein is the creator of the sputnikmusic wiki. Disclaimer he is not responsible for anything said here.

## The Great War

Bigglestein was embroiled in a Great War against three subsections of detractors: The Dark Army, led by Sinternet, the K-Pop stans, and the Bigglestein Truthers, of which ArsMoriendi is the most notable user. The following is an argument from the Bigglestein Truthers written by Kompys2000 as to why they do not like Bigglestein.

> "JefferyBigglestein is a Sputnikmusic account made in late June 2020. Since the creation of the account, Bigglestein has attracted some attention for his reviews, most of which are painfully unfunny, profanity-laden screeds that substitute actual musical analysis for immature ranting and insults against whatever Sputnik users he feels have slighted him recently (usually Sinternet). Things briefly looked up for a moment when Bigglestein published his review of Kanye West’s ‘Yeezus’- an amusingly incoherent blurb wherein Bigglestein abused a thesaurus so badly he ought to be #metoo'ed for it- but he has sadly been unable to top this review in the week since it’s been posted. Perhaps if Bigglestein ever spends more than an hour or two on one of his reviews, his writing might at least become somewhat readable, but as it stands this seems unlikely.
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> Bigglestein also labors under the delusion that the entire site is raptly interested in his inane vendettas against users Sinternet and Snake., publishing weekly lists where he outlines new developments in the so-called “great war”. He has even gone to the trouble of making a fan wiki for the site (mostly revolving around his aforementioned personal dramas), only to then instruct older users to flesh said wiki out for him, because he can’t be bothered to learn about Sputnik’s history and site culture by simply posting normally and learning as he goes.
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> Many people have accused Bigglestein of being an “alt” (a sockpuppet account created by an established user). This is likely because actual new users generally have some sense of humility, of being the 'new kid in school' who needs to be shown around and gradually integrated into the community, and don’t try to immediately start swinging their dick around and talking shit like anyone on here knows or likes them." - Kompys2000, 7/22/20 [1]
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The following is an excerpt from Sinternet as to why the Dark Army is at war:

> hot tip: this shit isn't funny. you are not funny. no one gives a shit about your opinion. there are about 5 intentionally 'funny' reviews in the history of sputnik that are actually funny. it's an exceptionally hard angle to use in the medium of a written album review and makes you look retarded. maybe try writing something of substance offering genuine critique and it might be interesting. - Sinternet, 6/26/20 [2]
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The detractor efforts were futile as their alts would be banned and their flame war tactics would fall short. Bigglestein would gather a devoted following (named the Biggle Boys) and would declare victory on August 11th.

## Alts

Many users, especially those in the Dark Army, have accused JefferyBigglestein of being an alternate account (or an alt, which an account created by a user to say things anonymously, contribute in neg bombing, etc. among other things). Some of the accounts that Bigglestein has been accused of being an alt of:

* Snake.
* Sinternet
* ArsMoriendi
* HillaryClintounge
* mariotheplumber
* sonictheplumber
* SowingSeason
* parksungjoon
* mynameisgeoff
* snide
* drifter

The person behind the JefferyBigglestein account has reaffirmed that he is not an alt various times. On June 30th, 2020 in a now deleted conversation, Bigglestein himself was caught using the alt account "popbob" to talk to himself by SowingSeason. While Bigglestein was clowned on by many for this, this relevation is the only concrete proof that Bigglestein cannot be an alt: if he was an alt, SowingSeason would have been able to discover that using the same information that connected popbob to Bigglestein.

## Refrences

[1] - https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1215646&listid=192647

[2] - https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/81623/Frank-Ocean-Blonde/