Waffles

Waffles is a main character in Broccoli Soup.

## Appearance & Personality

Waffles is a Dog who takes a form like a black "cat" with green eyes. He can change his appearance at will. In addition to his feline form, he has taken the form of a bird and, when working as a prosecutor, he becomes very large and humanoid and wears a black suit, but keeps the same catlike head.

Waffles is known to be evil and engages in regular mischief, but almost always helps Broccoli in a pinch. He often tricks Broccoli into serving him tea, only to knock the tea boot off the table. He likes to hide under the table in the White VOID.

## Attributes & Abilities

Waffles can change his appearance at will. He is very knowledgeable, with several academic degrees. His claws can rip open the fabric of reality, similar to Doris's fingertips or the Godkiller Knife, though not as easily. He knows how to operate the Door to other worlds in Doris's room.

## Biography/History

Waffles comes from one of Doris's worlds, but according to him, he exists to oppose her. He has several degrees, and is still in debt for his student loans.

Waffles was summoned by Doris when Broccoli expressed loneliness. He does not speak to Broccoli until he escapes into Doris's room, where he attempts to return to his own world, but quickly returns to the White VOID when he hears knocking at Doris's door. He speaks again to Broccoli in the Pinkroom, chiding them for keeping secrets from Doris. He followed Broccoli into Lenny's world and helped them attack the Big Dance.

He also followed Broccoli into The Moth Kingdom and dropped the moths' rice supply off of the cabinet cliff in an attempt to hasten the famine and drive the moths to cannibalism, only to discover that the rice had been poisoned. When Broccoli next visits Doris's room, they successfully identify Waffles's home dimension, but he refuses to leave.

When they visit the Everything Store, he and Broccoli agree to do neither good nor evil on this mission. He pushes the cart at shocking speeds in the Everything Store. In exchange for Broccoli reuniting Sucre with her mother, he demands that they buy him an evil sword.

## Quotes

> "SILENCE POPPET." — Waffles's first line
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> "People only want privacy when they have filthy dirty secrets, you filthy dirty child." — Waffles
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> "Wanna do crime?" — Waffles
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> "HEY. FUN FACT! If I do something bad, it is actually MY fault not yours." — Waffles
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> "Yes, laugh and be merry... while you still can... for I still have many evil tasks to accomplish today. Like evil laundry, evil cartography, and Mathematics." — Waffles
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> "YOU FOOL! You think you can get rid of me so easily? This is only the beginning, Poppet! I will destroy everything you love! I will take a nap first but you had better be ready for when I wake up! I will lurk behind every corner, nowhere is safe! And just when you think you're safe? BAM! I'm in your socks. Prepare for a life of never-ending torture, you cranberry pie flavored little poppet..." — Waffles, when invited to return home
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> "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD." — Waffles's first and only line to Doris
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## Gallery

WafflesWaffles transforming into a bird after arguing with Broccoli.Several characters dressed up as their favorite animal (all Waffles), and Waffles himself dressed as a pink unicorn.
## Trivia

* Waffles had left the oven on when he was dragged from his own dimension.
* Waffles's favorite animal is a pink unicorn.
* Waffles speaks to Doris only once.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 E19 The Everything Store
2. ↑ E8 Waffles is Evil
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 E6 Knives and Snowglobes
4. ↑ E4 New Dog
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 E7 The Pinkroom
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 E9 LENNY
7. ↑ E14 Oh My Tall Guy
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 E17 Consistency
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 E25 A Lady Who Loves You Very Much
10. ↑ E11 Midnight Kitchen
11. ↑ E15 Little Things