Joey's Girlfriend (Dimension-232)

**Joey's Girlfriend**, now his ex, was the romantic partner of Uncle Joey, during his time in Old Poglandia. Their relationship ended, when she saw the decaying state of Joey's mind, and his malicious plans for Mecca.

## History

### Meeting Joey

Joey met his girlfriend shortly after he moved to Poglandia. It was sometime after he already established his main home, including his second story, and his large fish tank. She visited his house every so often, usually on the weekends. They would spend their days searching the uncharted lands, as she took photos, and at night, they would spend their time in Joey's new home. Joey was seemingly his happiest whenever she was around.

### A New Chapter

Sometime later, Joey's girlfriend came back to visit him, with good news. She was going to be moving to Poglandia, and building a home right near the Homeland. Before she began construction on her house, she stayed with Joey, in his large log cabin in the Homeland. After some time spent there, she began work on her house. It took her several days, but eventually, she had a nice dwelling started. It wouldn't be long after, that she also had a farm, and a couple of animals too. Joey was very proud of what she had done, and having her near him kept him at peace, for the time being.

### The Break Up

Not long after, Joey's descent began to increase, and he was about to wage war on Mecca. Joey's girlfriend caught wind of this, as she had noticed the change in Joey's personality, and had been growing increasingly worried about him. She eventually worked up the nerve to ask him if he was okay, but this didn't go as planned. Joey lashed out at her, and berated her with insults, all the while raving on about how Mecca would pay for their insolence. This frightened Joey's girlfriend, and caused her to call him a dictator. Joey didn't like hearing this word, and was about to go off on her, but then he saw the fear in her eyes, and Joey realized his mistake. He began to apologize to her, claiming it was another part of him, growing over the true Joey, but she didn't care. She didn't believe him, no matter how hard he tried to convince her it wasn't truly him.

In a final act of trying to save their relationship, Joey told his girlfriend about a cabin he owns, and how he had been planning to take them there, to live together, away from all of the chaos and insanity of the world. This made his girlfriend feel slightly better, but this wouldn't last long, as she gave him an ultimatum: Mecca or her. And unfortunately, Joey picked Mecca. He lost his girl that day, and instead of feeling bad about it, Joey used this anger and frustration against Mecca.

### The Art Installation

Sometime after this, during his planning against Mecca, Joey issued a company to convert his ex's home into an Art Installation. Her homestead was turned into *Penis: A Throbbing Art Installation*. All of the art and materials were donated by Joey.

## Equipment and Abilities

### Abilities

* Skilled Photographer
* Decent Farmer

## Trivia

* It is unknown where Joey's girlfriend lived before she moved to Poglandia.
* The name of Joey's girlfriend is not known.
* Joey's girlfriend listens to Lana Del Rey and Ariana Grande.