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Roswell Grays

The **Roswell Grays** are an Underleagues team, playing in the Wyrd Division of the Preternatural League. They are from Roswell, New Mexico, and are named after their founder, owner, and coach, Tucson Gray.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Thaddeus Brimstone
* Velutinous Chains
* Decathect Chains
* Bucky Powerbomb
* Theodosia Obadiah
* Oversight Welsh
* Coriander Daydream
* Tsar Kilimanjaro
* Pennsylvania Massachusetts

### Pitchers

* Obsidian Smirnov
* Minos Talos
* Greaves Galeforce
* Dominovsky Salvatore
* Goose Porcupine

### Former Players

* Bluebonnet Morello (Incinerated, replaced by Bucky Powerbomb)
* Steiner Twilight (Incinerated, replaced by Goose Porcupine)
* Mistake VonFriedreich (Incinerated, replaced by Tsar Kilimanjaro)

## Staff

Tucson Gray is the only known staff member for the Roswell Grays. He can frequently be found coaching the players, serving concessions to fans, and admitting ticket-holders into the stadium all at the same time. When asked how he accomplishes this, Tucson said “I am not confined by your understanding of space and time. Your kind can only be in one place at one time. I can be in many places at any time. I can accomplish the infinite.”

When asked where he was from, Gray responded “The place of Tucsons.” While generally considered an odd way to refer to Tucson, Arizona, nobody questioned Gray on the matter. As Gray had never given a first name, even when asked, fans and players began to refer to him as “Tucson Gray”, and the name stuck.

## Stadium

The Roswell Grays’ stadium is known as “The Area” which was initially assumed to be a misspelling of Arena. When attempts were made to correct the error, Coach Tucson Gray informed them that no error had been made, and the stadium was in fact called “The Area.” The Area notably has very little vegetation, and is one of the few Blaseball stadiums that consists of more sand than grass.

## Mascot

The Grays’ mascot is Tucson Gray’s car, an oddity of a vehicle. It is as wide as it is long, creating an almost saucer or disk-like shape, with a small bubble in the middle of the vehicle serving as the windshield. The car also has no wheels, and instead hovers in the air. When asked what make and model this flying object was, Tucson Gray said it was “Unidentified.”

## Fan Culture

The Grays’ fans, known as the Fans In Black, are a reserved bunch. They generally come to the games dressed in uniform black suits, with white shirts and black ties, and wearing dark sunglasses. The insistence on wearing a dark suit to an open-air splorting event in the desert is considered odd by some other Blaseball fans, but when one Fan In Black was asked about it, they responded “It is what humans wear. It is what we wear. Because we are humans.”
University of Toronto Vlarsity Blues

The University of Toronto Vlarsity Blues are a blaseball team in the Canadian University League. They pride themselves on being "The #1 Blaseball Team in Canada" despite only being first in funding and most players caught cheating per season. Their fanbase is entirely composed of students from other universities, who love to root against them, as no one at the University of Toronto has time to follow sports because they're all constantly overworked. This has led to the Vlarsity Blues embracing their role as the heels of the league, declaring rivalries with every single other team and inventing new chants to mock them every game.

Blues players stick around in the league for longer than average, on account of their degrees taking several extra years to complete because their institution is hell in the shape of a university. This often burns them out, and so they rarely go on to the Underleagues or the Internet League.

The Blues' stadium is triangular instead of a diamond, on account of its location on top of the massive, brutalist Roblarts Library. This is really annoying for every other team who has to play there.
Salem Clairvoyants

The **Salem Clairvoyants** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Inventor Cookie
* Coriander Online
* Amaranth Sylvain
* Rian Orion
* Athena Tempest
* Ash Ballhitter
* Bartholomew Jpeg
* Halley Library
* Ursa Major

### Rotation

* Calico Nomura
* Firouzeh Cosmogram
* Sailor Sailer
* Clover Poltergeist
* Zenzedi Evans
Canadian University League

Founded in 1977, the Canadian University League (CUL) is a Blaseball league made up of teams from major Canadian Universities, which at various points in its history has also included teams from Upper-Laurentian Québec, Greater Québec, and Unified Québec.

## History

The founding members were Dalhousie University, McGill University, Queen’s University, and University of Toronto. In 1979 came the addition of teams from University of Alberta, Bishop's University, University of British Columbia, York University, and University of Saskatoon, followed by Western University and Simon Fraser the next year. In 1984, University of Victoria, University of Waterloo, University of Ottawa, and Concordia University joined after abandoning their proposed alternative, the Canadian Students Blaseball League (1978-1984). By 1990, almost every Canadian University had a Blaseball Team participating in the Canadian University League. Recently, a real university joined the league[citation needed].

## Future

It will be succeeded by the Canada-Hades University and Collegiate League in 2041, after the events of TIME TREE.

## Teams

* Dalhousie University Tligers (The name will change in 2041, as per the bargain struck after the events of TIME TREE)
* McGill University Tleam
* Queen's University Glaels
* University of Toronto Vlarsity Blues
* University of Alberta Glolden Bears
* Bishop's University Glaiters
* York University Lions
* University of Saskatoon Hluskies
* Western University Mlustangs
* Simon Fraser Clan
* University of Victoria Vlikes.
* University of Waterloo Wlarriors
* University of Ottawa Glee-Glees
* Concordia University Stlingers
* University of Montréal Clarabins
* University of Alberta Glolden Blears

## Notable players

* Ortiz Morse
* Paul Cartography
Frankie Marijuana

* Official Records

Frankie Marijuana is a Blaseball player for the Key West Funky Chickens, competing in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF). Frankie has been a player for the Funky Chickens since the beginning of Season 0.

Frankie Marijuana is one of three triplets competing in the ELF. His two brothers, Chris and Tyler Marijuana, both play for the Orlando Roller Coasters and Jacksonville Jet Skis respectively.
Parkway Porkrollers

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Parkway Porkrollers are a New Jersey-based blaseball team in the Underleagues. Little is known about them and their interactions with other teams, as the only team to acknowledge their existence are the Trenton Centrists. Despite the close proximity of both teams, and the Porkrollers insistence on being rivals (likely for the sole purpose of marketing, though the Porkrollers claim the rivalry goes back to when the other team was named the Trenton Taylor Hams), the Trenton Centrists have always responded with 'We have no strong opinion, one way or the other'."

Their existence has always been highly contested, due to a large amount of in-fighting between residents of the state. The first issue is whether or not "Central New Jersey" even actually exists. Many residents within the area have chosen to be part of North or South Jersey, and subsequently prefer to root for the New York Millenials or Philly Pies respectively. There have also been protests against the team name itself.

In the spirit of "political correctness" and under threat by some members of PLETA, some of the die-hard fans have petitioned to rename the team to "The Home-growers", as homage to New Jerseys slogan of being "The Garden State". This however, has caused further fracturing among the already small, but loyal fanbase.

Roster

### Batters

* Mario Rugani
* Siriano Persichetti
* Giovanni "Not a Snitch" Langoni
* Tony Sperandio
* Joey Persichetti
* Bobby Scipio
* Boris Rapisarda
* Gustavo Sesto
* Manfredo De Spirito

### Pitchers

* Frankie "The Rocket" Pompeo
* Arturo Di Fonzo
* Tony Ippoliti
* Christobal La Raia
* Alphonse Lanci

### Staff

* Tommy "Two-Tracks" Politavo - Head Coach
* Louie Corrado - General Manager
* Paulo "The Fox" Angliano
Detroit Waste

The **Detroit Waste** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Jock division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Destiny Childs
* Clementine Kickflip
* Wilco Larkspur
* Peter [ ]
* Hazard Glass
* Elias Waxdrip
* Nightcore Jones
* Shirley Urchin
* Bombs Harrison

### Rotation

* Graffiti Clarkson
* Imago Splatterlip
* Moxi Nifty
* Jorts Archmage
* Dmitri Meltdown
North American No-Strings All-Comers Open League

The **North American No-Strings All-Comers Open League** (NANSACOL) is theoretically a Blaseball competition.

In most cases, teams treat the league simply as a networking forum to arrange casual matches against out-of-state opposition. It thus serves as a catch-all organisation for new teams, teams waiting to join (or recently expelled from) more formal leagues and teams unable or unwilling to commit to a rigorous and contract-bound schedule.

The membership, divisional structure and fixture list are notoriously volatile, with few teams completing a full schedule over any given season. The league has nevertheless become extremely popular with internet lawyers and armchair statisticians, who will engage in intense debate over the most appropriate way to determine a winner.

The reigning champions are the Cooperville Nancy Sinatras, who finished the regular season with an impressive 24-31.5 record before victory in a seven-match playoff series against the Bakersfield Lovecats (replaced in games 3 and 4 by the Charlotte Ramplings). For practical reasons the sixth game in this series was itself played as a best-of-three session of Words With Friends.

## Current Teams

A definitive list of current teams is by nature impossible to provide, but teams playing at least ten games in each of the last two seasons include:

* Bakersfield Lovecats
* Cooperville Nancy Sinatras
* Des Moines TigerCatLeopardSealAntLionTigerSharks
* Detroit Breakdown
* Galveston Cranes
* Grand Forks Splorks
* Harrisburg Fax Machines
* Helena Handcarts
* Maui Yowies
* Nashville Skylines
* Tucson Toxins
* Wichita Haircuts
Portland Colossi

The **Portland Colossi** are a professional Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues.

While many Blaseball teams have played occasional "home" games at other locations, often for promotional reasons, the Colossi are more ambitious. A bureaucratic mix-up saw the founder sign contracts with cities on opposite sides of the continental United States. Team officials determined that the legal to-and-fro required to resolve this would be both more expensive and more time-consuming than simply sharing out fixtures between the two.

Fans and opponents alike have accused the management of being evasive about which of their confusingly-named stadia will be in use on any given day. This can translate into low turnouts, but in a typical season the Colossi will win six or seven fixtures by default when opponents show up to the wrong Sculpture Park.
Network League

Man Of Action

Rebecca Sugar

Radford Sechrist

***Justice League*** was an animated series produced for Adult Swim from 2023-2025. It followed the adventures of the newly formed Justice League, which included **Hendrix Underwood**, **Gwen Tennyson**, **Ben Tennyson**, **Samurai Jack**, **Rex Salazar**, **Max Steel**, **Zak Saturday**, **Steven Universe**, **Pearl, Garent, Blossom**, **Buttercup**, **Bubbles**, **Vetro Man**, **Aerrow, Piper, Stork, Finn, Junko, And Radarr.**

## Home Video

* Network League - Season One (DVD)
* Network League - Season Two (DVD)
* Network League - The Complete Series (DVD)
* Network League - Season One (Blu-ray)
* Network League - Season Two (Blu-ray)

## See also

* Full episode list
* *Network League Unlimited*

* Generator Rex

Ben 10/Generator Rex: Heroes United
Jonathan

"*Don't compare me to Big and Will be Bad Wolf....*"

- Employees and their abnormalities. Jonathan

**Jonathan** is an employee at Lobotomy Corporation in the Security Department. He is also the brother of Julia, a member of the same department as him.

He does work with the Big and Will be Bad Wolf Abnormality.

## **Personality**

"*Eliza is my Red Riding Hood*"

- Jonathan

Jonathan is a strange young fella, unlike his older sister, he isn't as energetic as her nor always smiling. Though he enjoys to spend time with fellow employee, Eliza who he also seems to have a crush on. Despite that, she is assigned to Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary but they seem to get along unlike assigned Abnormality. He's a major grumpy boy who never smiles, though he can smile but chooses not to.

## **Biography**

Jonathan was born the second child after Julia was born. They grew up in the same low class family, where they lived in an apartment complex with their mother and father. Despite being the younger sibling he was the more mature one of them while growing up, as he barely had any friends so he barely played around, he worked more to also make money for his family.

## **Relationships**

### *Julia*

He gets along well with his sister, though he can find her energetic and smiling attitude rather annoying. Though despite that he does love his sister and is happy she is with him there at the Corporation. She knows he's super oblivious to Eliza's feelings towards him, so she tries to help him out by trying to get him to notice but on his end it makes him even more slightly confused to it.

### *Eliza*

He seems to get along with Eliza very well as he tends to want to hang out with her sometimes more then his own sister. Unknown to him though, Eliza has a major crush on him, but because he's oblivious to it, he doesn't realize it yet. Despite their Abnormalities not getting along, they are the opposite as they do get along.

## **Trivia**

* Jonathan is a name that is from the Hebrew name *יְהוֹנָתָן (Yehonatan)*, contracted to *יוֹנָתָן (Yonatan)*, meaning "YAHWEH has given", derived from the roots *יְהוֹ (yeho)* referring to the Hebrew God and *נָתַן (natan)* meaning "to give".
* He has more work experience then she does, as he worked a lot at part-time jobs during his high school years.
Everglades Skunk Apes

The Skunk Apes are a Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues. The Skunk Apes currently play in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) in the Northern South division due to Florida's statewide expulsion from The South East South Beast Division of the Hokum League ("*they know what they did*").

Located in the true dead-center of Everglades National Park, the Skunk Apes are a newly-formed farm team rumored to have direct feeder connections to the Internet Blaseball League's professional team, the Miami Dale. The Skunk Apes are a truly nature-loving bunch of blaseball fanatics that love humidity, alligators, and all things swampy! Truly, they are the moistest and most marsh-adept team in the league. The Skunk Apes are a newly-formed team with rumored connections to the professional Blaseball team, the Miami Dale.

The Skunk Apes were formed around the beginning of Season 11 of the ILB, this corresponds with Season 0 and the beginning of the ELF, the Skunk Apes were the one of the first eight teams playing in The Exiled League for Floridians. The hope is that new farm teams for the Dale will provide them with much-needed depth and maybe even some bright, new faces that can turn the tides of their disappointing results throughout the Dale's first 10 Seasons.

## Team Overview

### Staff

Team Owner: Swamps McDuck (A really funny duck in a three piece suit, carrying a half dranken Four Loko at all times)

Team Manager: Ashton Guild

Team Doctor: Dr. Hank Underwoods and his team of Med Students who are also Dolphins

Snack Source: Robert, who owns a Smoothie Shack

Vibe Manager: Rick, an Alligator with really cool Aviator sunglasses

Team Musician: A pack of dragonflies whose wings flutter in harmony

Equipment Manager: Sass Quatch, a hairy figure standing at a whopping 8'4", definitely not a Bigfoot, just a kind giant with a knack for picking out Blaseball bats

### Stadium

An open area of swamp that has been naturally renovated to vaguely resemble a Blaseball diamond, commonly referred to as simply "The Swamp"

### Mascot

Skott, a perfect hybrid of a skunk and an ape with killer dance moves

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Ryan Decker

* Official Records

Ryan Decker is a Blaseball player for the Key West Funky Chickens, competing in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF). Ryan has been a player for the Funky Chickens since Season 0.

A Key West native and lifelong Blaseball fan, Ryan is always happy to share how grateful he is to be in the position he's in:

> "It's a surreal feeling for me, I wake up everyday and just marvel at the fact that I am a Funky Chicken!"
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New York Blittle League

The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with each borough having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks

### List of New York Blittle League Teams

Battin' Island Zoomers

Bronx Stonks

Brooklyn Orgainic Freelance Artists (BOFA)

Fort Lee Fighting

Hoboken Hobklins

Jersey City Chillers

Manhattan Rent

Mt Vernon Presidents

Newark Airports

Queens Flush (The Flush of Queens)

Union City ██████

Upstate Downstates

Weehawken Wee Hawks

West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York)

Yonkers Yonkees

## Battin' Island Zoomers

New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is Battin' Island's Blittle League Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world. Upon joining the team, each player is gifted from the benevolent and gracious team owners a mafiasona. Nicknames are earned throughout the season.

Their current roster is:

Tristano 'The Rabbit' True

Adelaide 'Lucky' Mollo

Desdemona 'The Fang' Levere

Phoenix 'Four Toes' Rugani

River 'Knife' Cisco

Kameron 'The Writer' Mainer

Rosa 'Flowers' Spinelli

E 'The Boot' Cicco

London 'The Banker' Giordano

### Recruitment

Dominic Marijuana of the New York Millennials is known to spend most of his Basethirst (drink) endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)

### Structure

The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players.

## Bronx Stonks

The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row.

Their current roster is:

Jonie Doughboie

Eric Today

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Leo █████

Mannequin ███

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Westlands League (Ëa)

The Westlands League of Ëa is a Blaseball league in a Middle-Earth known as Ëa, and consists of six divisions divided between two subleagues, Eriador and Rhovanion, which are only approximate geographically. Eriador has had a tradition of blaseball for much longer than Rhovanion, meaning the Rhovanion subleague technically contains six teams(the Trév Duvárdain Cargûl, the Trév Gallorg Code Talkers, the Old Forest Dark Huorns, the Forochel Girlfriends, the Ost-din-Forod Revenge, and the Tumnogoth Iaur Axes of the Dwarves the Dwarves are U-), which are actually located in the greater region of Eriador rather than Rhovanion. The league is collectively owned by players and managed by the Commissioner Galadriel the Outsider, who is an extraterrestial coming from a different Middle-Earth than the one of Ëa. Notably, death is VERBOTEN in the Westlands League, along with incinerations, though feedback swaps are more common than they are in the ILB. Also, peanuts don't exist in Middle-Earth, so there's no peanuts in the Westlands League, and there is also BLASEBALL ATHEISM.

## Eriador Subleague

The Eriador Subleague, officially the Most of Eriador Subleague, is one of two subleagues of Westlands League Blaseball in Ëa. It consists of fifteen teams, ranging from the Annúminas Crustaceans to the Mithlond AstralNauts, and is traditionally the more dominant league, though with the larger amount of palayers to draw from in the Rhovanion Subleague and the spreading of the popularity of blaseball in Rhovanion, that is quickly changing.

### Arthedain Division

The Arthedain Division is the first of the three divisions of the Eriador Subleague, and consists of the following teams.

* Annúminas Crustaceans
* Bree-Land Ers
* Caras Celairnen Cor'Etriels
* Hobbiton Black Riders 2
* Minas Ongoth Abdominal Snowmen

### Cardolan Division

The Cardolan Division is the first of the three divisions of the Eriador Subleague, and consists of the following teams.

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Hokum League

The Hokum League consists of 4 divisions varied across the USA, minus Los Angeles. Those Divisions are:

The South East South Beast Division

The South West South Best Division

The North East North Feast Division

and The North West North Nest Division.

The Hokum League participates in gathering division champions to try and claim the coveted Hokum Center of the World Plennant.
Pensacola Panhandles

The Panhandles are a Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues. The Panhandles play in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) in The Southern North Division due to Florida's statewide expulsion from The South East South Beast Division of the Hokum League ("*they know what they did")*

Located just outside of a Pensacola-based cast iron manufacturing facility, the Panhandles always rely on their sturdiness and strength to get through and get by. Overall, the Panhandles come off as a maybe brash, rough-and-tumble type group; but deep down the Panhandles are lovable hard workers. The Panhandles are a newly-formed team with rumored connections to the professional Blaseball team, the Miami Dale.

The Panhandles were formed towards the very end of ILB's Season 10 as a response to fans of the Dale wishing for improvements for the team. This corresponds with Season 0 and the beginning of the ELF, the Panhandles were one of the first eight teams playing in The Exiled League for Floridians. The hope is that new farm teams for the Dale will provide them with much-needed depth and maybe even some bright, new faces that can turn the tides of their disappointing results throughout the Dale's first 10 Seasons.

## Team Overview

### Staff

Team Owner: A pack of sentient ATV's all named Steve

Team Manager: Chad Cunningham, Pensacola native with a 26' wingspan

Team Doctor: Dr. Rose Houston and her team of Penguins with nursing degrees

Snack Source: 3 cast-net fishermen with an absolutely killer popcorn shrimp recipe

Vibe Manager: Alexander, an 8-year old boy with a stellar trading card collection, wholesome vibes of course maxed out

Team Musician: A symphony of 5 electric guitar players

Equipment Manager: Rochelle Cast, A cast-iron cookware door-to-door salesperson

### Stadium

Steve the ATV Memorial Stadium, in memorial of one of the Sentient ATV Team Owners who passed away shortly prior to the start of Season 0

### Mascot

Casty, a delightful cast-iron pan with an obnoxiously huge smile

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Hackensack Ack-Ack-Ack-Acks

The Hackensack Ack-Ack-Ack-Acks (sometimes called "The 4 Acks" by exhausted fans) are an Underleagues blaseball team based in Hackensack, New Jersey, which you oughta know by now.

## History

The team was originally known as The Hackensack Houses, but changed to support original player Anthony Zhong's refusal to move up to Internet League Blaseball. Zhong was so distressed by this potential turn of events that his sobbing, emotional press conference quote "Who needs a House out in Hackensack? Is that what you get with your money?" became a rallying cry. He remained with the team for several more years before riding his motorcycle, complete with screeching tires, out of town.

## Rivalries

The Ack-Ack-Ack-Acks natural geographic rivals are the Jersey City Bicep Curls. The two teams rarely get along, and only agree on two things:

* There is no such thing as Central Jersey.
* The Trenton Centrists are just *the worst*.

## Players

The Ack-Ack-Ack-Acks lineup has changed greatly over the years, but some of the more well known players that have been across from the medical center:

* Anthony Zhong
* Mama Leone
* "Country" Sonny Moveout
* Sargent "Sergeant" O'Leary (Player/Manager)
* Crazy Mind
* Uncle Sam Overtime

And, of course, when they traded A. Chevy for A. Cadillac.
Serbian Circuits

The Serbian Circuits are a European League team based in Belgrade, Serbia. They play in the Melancholic division.

## Serbian Circuits

### Emoji

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The Serbian Circuits consist, Surprisingly, of the entirety of the Serbian Armed Forces, although mostly just the Guard and Land Army, due to the other divisions being too occupied to partake in the Splort. The troops practice exclusively on the stretch of land formerly known as the Belgrade Grand Prix Track, which is a track surrounding the Belgrade Fortress. Due to the automobile-favoring conditions under which the track was built, the Serbian Circuits have the distinction of being one of the only Blaseball teams that play heavily using small cars and other, presumably more efficient, land vehicles.

The process that is used to pick what Troops get to play is currently known, but gossip within the other Balkan Blaseball Teams suggests that the procedure is named 'THE DEATH PIT PROCESS', and that it is so shocking that you would never, ever be able to predict what it entails.

Because of the Military Background of the Serbian Circuits, the Uniforms consist exclusively out of existing Military Uniforms, worn by troops, Consisting of camo shirts, pants, black boots, and a dark green helmet. They are also known for using repurposed rifles as bats, gripping the barrel of the rifle as one would the handle of a bat and using the stock to hit. They always make sure that the rifles they use are unloaded and perfectly safe, but we will never forget the Incident of '97. Rest in Peace, Ilija.
Vancouver Jet Streams

The **Vancouver Jet Streams** are an underleague team. When asked if the players represent Vancouver Washington or Vancouver Canada, their answer is always Yes. While the two cities are geographically separate, they both lead to the same place spatially. There is only one Vancouver. The Jet Streams are the city’s only semi-professional splorts team after the absorption of failing sloccer giant Van United.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Walker Breeze
* Pascal Fernie
* Bea Lachlan
* Domino Peccary
* Nikostratos

### Pitchers

* Lulu Lou
* Noemi Barnes
* Magni Kodiak
* September Train
* Jonette Fabian
The South West South Best Division

Considered by many to be the "Division Most Likely to Win Best Dressed" of the Hokum League Divisions, the SWSB Division encompasses the South Western portion of the United States *Except San Francisco bc the Lovers own that and we don't wanna step on their toes, they're just so nice to us*. Members of this Division Include:

The Happy Little Trees

The Phoenix Two-Suns

The Meeker Snappy Dressers (CO)

The Ash Springs Sundays (NV)

The Barstow Nighthawks (CA)
Fletcher Newsworthy

* Official Records

**Fletcher Newsworthy** is a lineup player for the Knoxville Knitters and has been with the team since its inception.

## Early Life

Fletcher Townsend Newsworthy first made headlines when he was born, being the first baby delivered via underwater-cesarean section by a team of snorkeling surgeons and nurses. Since that day, television and print news in the Greater Knoxville area, as well as nationally, have not gone over a month without an appearance from the charismatic young man. From rescuing neighborhood cats from trees to picking up and recycling water bottles found in the gutter, no deed is too small to be recognized. When asked by local zine writers what he thought of the media's constant eye on him he responded, "I think at this point they'll print anything I say in big block letters on the front page of the papers." The next day this quote made front page news, in big block letters.
The South East South Beast Division

Considered by many to be the "Most Feral" of the Hokum League Divisions, the SESB Division encompasses the South Eastern portion of the United States *Except for Florida because they know what they did* and all of the Mississippi River. Members of this Division Include:

The Asheville Drafts

The Marshmallowville Bandits

The Mississippi River Mudboats

The Bowling Green Fiddlers

The Winchester Riflemen

The Marshall Depth Charges

## Former members of this Division

(Formerly) The Black Mountain Angels- This team has since been dissolved.

(Formerly) The Marshmallowton Smores- This team has been Roasted
Portland Anglers

The **Portland Anglers** are an Underleague team of dubious and often confused origin. Similar to their northern neighbors, the Vancouver Jet Streams, the Angler lineup consists of individuals from not one, but *three* Portlands. Specifically, the largest city in the American state of Oregon, the most populated city in the American state of Maine, and the British Isle of the same name in Dorset County, in Great Britain. As a result, the Anglers have three home fields, two of which exist in the same country, while the other resides across the Atlantic.

## Roster

### **Lineup**

* Picture Wanderlust
* Reese Braun
* Accommodating Hitchcock
* Depo New
* Worthy Howard
* Prince Balance
* Salamanca Remittance
* Interval Fro
* Contract Chase

### **Rotation**

* Wyandotte Extra
* South West
* Jeremiah Subsistence
* Grahame Rockefeller
* Olive Gesellschaft

## Fan Culture

* **"HOOK. LINE. SINKER!"**: A popular chant used to cheer on a pitcher, and is screamed at its loudest when said pitcher pulls a no-hitter.
* **"REEL BIG FISH!":** A moniker for 2.5-star hitter, Reese Braun, who wears a modified cap and helmet that allows for his dorsal fin to remain unmolested when playing.
* **"LONG LIVE THE KING" / "MAKE IT REIGN":** A popular chant for three-star hitter Prince Balance, who is said to be a scion of the House of Cerdic.
Lagrange Point Anomalies

The Lagrange Point Anomalies are a blaseball team in The Underleagues composed entirely of scientists stationed on the International Solar Monitoring Station. They are known for having the highest rate of incinerations in the Underleagues, though this status is debated due to most of them being caused by drifting into the sun rather than by acts of rogue umpires.
The Underleagues Wiki

**Welcome to the The Fan League Wiki!**
The Underleagues is a concept in the fan community of Blaseball, referring to fan-created teams, divisions and players. In fiction these are explained as developmental leagues where players of lesser skill learn to play in professional environments, in hopes to one day ascend and join the ranks of the Internet Blaseball League. In actuality, this is simply a repository for the fan fiction teams and players created by the wonderful Blaseball community!
Atlanta Coke Bottles

The **Atlanta Coke Bottles** are an Underleagues Blaseball team. Despite their name, they are unsponsored by any sort of soda company. In XX72, they were the subject of a lawsuit by the Coca-Cola company, which they won. To celebrate, they changed their slogan from "bubble up" to "suck it, Coca-Cola," making them the subject of a second lawsuit. They lost, and their slogan returned to the previous "bubble up."

## **Roster**

### Lineup

* Kasim Reed
* Monster Energy Drink

## **Fan Culture**

Fans of the Atlanta Coke Bottles come in a variety of ages, genders, and species. They are classified as prey animals and known to be extremely hostile towards any opposing team that enters their stadium. Unofficial team chants include "Fuck Coca Cola" and "Bubble up, baby", the second of which is chanted when a player goes up to bat.
Paris Peacocks

The **Paris Peacocks** are a Blaseball team in the Prep Jock division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Cake Candle
* Lillian Pulsar
* Jacques Jenesaisquoi
* ██████████
* Corduroy Tuna
* Dalmatian Incantation
* Jean-Pierre Jean-Pierre
* Frances Daft
* Brent Front

### Rotation

* Baron Moviefilm
* TJ CJ
* Carrie Metronome
* ██████████
* Gyroscope Giannascoli
Detroit Breakdown

The **Detroit Breakdown** are a professional Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues.

The Breakdown embrace their city's rich musical heritage; it is customary for members of the team to play eclectic and uplifting DJ sets before, after and sometimes instead of home matches. Their ground, the House, is the only Blaseball park with sprung dancefloor throughout, including in the bleachers and press box.

The Breakdown's supporters are collectively known as The Recovery Vehicle.
Reykjavik Darkness

The **Reykjavik Darkness** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Miko Fa
* Rachel Hell
* Bartolo Balls
* Farley Shoegaze
* Blake Lurk
* Leonard Anaesthesia
* Scarves Karvonen
* Morsecode McBride
* April Mayday

### Rotation

* Aveline Belial
* Spokesman Smokesman
* Agent Moon
* Lucille Anglerfish
* Jubilee Wong
Tranquility Strongarms

The Tranquility Strongarms are a blaseball team in The Underleagues notable for being the first team officially established on The Moon, Earth's only satellite at the time of their founding in XX69. This is rumored to have been a response to the Apollo 11 crew bringing a Glolf club along on the first official lunar landing, and has been considered one of the first shots fired in the Blaseball-Glolf clonflict (though this cannot be confirmed due to the retroactive nonexistence of Glolf).

Because they practice on the moon, and hence in 1/6th the gravity of most terrestrial blaseball games, the Strongarms have an abysmal record in all games they play Earthside. However, they're always a serious contender in the high-flying low-G Splace Division of the Underleagues, and responsible for both the now-widespread ruling that blalls hit into orbit count as home runs and the thin layer of blaseballs orbiting Earth that pose a nontrivial hazard to artificial satellites.

Their stadium, Tranquility Blase, is located on the site of the Apollo 11 landing and open-"air". All players who require oxygen (or alternate atmospheric compositions) are issued with helmets and suits to maximize chances of their survival. As a byproduct of this, the Strongarms' players occasionally swap suits during play in order to confuse and confound their opponents.

The Strongarms send very few players to the Internet League, on account of their poor preparation for terrestrial blaseball conditions. Due to the moon being Mooney Doctor's wife, their players are exclusively headhunted by the Moist Talkers.
Bermuda Triangles

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

## Bermuda Triangles

### Emoji

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The Triangles are an underleague Blaseball team located in the city of Hamilton on the island of Bermuda. Despite their name they claim to have nothing to do with the legendary bermuda triangle and that their team isnt even located in it. First formed in the summer of 1998 without enough funding to build a full diamond the Bermuda Triangles could only make a blaseball triangle for their home arena hence the name. They have no players and there has never been a record of a player being on the team outside of players who claim to have transferred to other teams from the Bermuda Triangles.

## Team Overview

### Staff

Captain Caroline Carolina

First Mate Carolina Caroline
Shanghai Poets

The **Shanghai Poets** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Aurelius Gladiator
* Sleepwalker Pynchon
* Tea Cake
* Travelogue Thorpe
* Light Six
* Amy Mahjong
* Wikipedia Corpus
* Fifty Shadespeare
* Acquiescence Letourneau

### Rotation

* Lorraine Trebuchet
* Jorge Library
* Alabaster Interrobang
* Violet Erlenmeyer
* Like Uhh
The North West North Nest Division

Considered by many to be the "Most Adorable" of the Hokum League Divisions, the NWNN Division encompasses the North Western portion of the United States *As well as part of Polynesia but there aren't any teams that are a part of the league there, the plennant just likes to go there sometimes*. Members of this Division Include:

The Flatwillow Farmers (Montana)

The Forks of Salmon Bear Hangers (CA)

The Snake River Danglers (Idaho)

The Cheyenne River Bumper Cars (South Dakota)

The Cokeville Soda Jerks (Wyoming) -dibs on 1
Mono You

* Official Records

**Mono You** is a batter for the Victoria Doppelgangers and has been with the team since its inception.

## History

According to interviews with the press, You aren’t sure how You ended up on the Victoria Doppelgangers. One day You simply woke up in Cairn Arena and started playing.

You sometimes report looking up in the stands during a game and seeing someone that looks just like You looking back. You describe the air as feeling thin when this happens. Time as feeling stuck. You describe the moment as a rising electric tension in your bones while the eye contact is drawn out second after second, staring at this alleged double of You. Until the umpire calls a play and You lose sight of the fan. You claim the double You see in the crowd is never the same.

Medical staff have confirmed You don’t have mono, despite widespread rumours.
Oklahoma City Dust

The **Oklahoma City Dust** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Jock division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Rowan Speedrunner
* ██████████
* Vin Scuttly
* ██████████
* Barnaby Flamethrower
* Chet Seasalt
* Yvonne Ramanujan
* Vacation Stone
* Trevor Volleyball

### Rotation

* Teagan Beartrap
* ██████████
* Corduroy Muzak
* ██████████
* Mudflap Maguire
Edinburgh Knives

The **Edinburgh Knives** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Jock division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Curtis Weeaboo
* From Switzerland
* Cricket Camrie
* Garrison Greenwald
* Enrique Cutyourhairforfree
* Beatbox Dynaformer
* Morgan Snail
* Tyler Zeal
* House Retirement

### Rotation

* Ditto Cleaver
* Foxglove Dynamo
* Konstantin Landlord
* Bartolo Bangarang
* Clive Sugoi
Vancouver Projectors

The **Vancouver Projectors** are a Blaseball team in the Prep Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Leslie Faleomavaenga
* Rose Fontaine
* Epsilon Milk
* KVIII'lynn Montblanc
* Jake Dictionary
* Germany Wizzard
* Sandalphon Lobster
* Naturally Jackson
* Imitation Jackson

### Rotation

* Jonah Rocksteady
* Daniel Blankenship
* Pat Monday
* Judith Thomyorke
* Adrienne Siren
The Baltimore 2: The Sequel to Baltimore Newts

The Baltimore 2: The Sequel to Baltimore Newts (Formerly the Baltimore Prime Newts) are a team from an alternate Baltimore. When they discovered the Baltimore

## The Baltimore 2: The Sequel to Baltimore Newts

### Team Colours

green, brown, grey

Crabs were in the ILB in this universe, they graciously stepped down to allow them to "do their thang, they seem to be doing pretty good! League champs and all that cha'know?" and are now a part of the Hokum League. So far they have been doing pretty well in their new division and that has nothing at all to do with any rumors of illegal blessings bestowed upon them. Their team captain, Alison Butters had this to say: "We don't believe in all that illegal blessing business. The Blaseball Gods are the Blaseball gods. They do what they want. Nobody on my team would ever leave peanuts on the windowsill for the Vlargen, and we certainly don't have a crystal radio trying to contact the Trench to find other lower tier gods. That would be cheating."

## Roster

Lineup

* Alison Butters
* McGee Slimesworth
* Fallow Son
* Juniper Reeds
* Brevan Littleton
* King Rompance
* Tialsen Morse
* Yves Pickadilly
* Wes Beastly

Rotation

* Kissinger Times
* Pollyanna Firken
* Bob Syoruncle
* Ren Juul
* Oslow Wilkerson

## Management

Coaches

Mascot

History
Stand Trial: Part 1

"**Stand Trial: Part 1**" is the series premiere of *Network League*. It originally aired on **November 11th, 2023**. Subsequent re-runs divided the episode into two parts.

## Plot

On the planet Diamond World 5, a tribunal of Diamond judges, including Zircon orders the robotic Gems to apprehend Steven Universe.

On Earth, Steven is walking down the street in his old house. He runs into one of his old friend, Connie, but seems moody and withdrawn. In the Space Tower, Rex, Pearl, and Tarlock detect the incoming Gemhunters and fly to intercept them. Ben as Humungousaur joins them later after finishing dealing with an earthquake.

The Gemhunters and the League clash, but Steven steps forward and surrenders himself. The others are baffled as he allows himself to be handcuffed and transported away. They follow him to Diamond World 5, where a crowd of diamond vilifies and throws garbage at him.

Steven is put on trial for genocide. The prosecution's first witness, space pirate Rasper, testifies that he was delivering a shipment of smuggled weapons to the neighbouring planet, Diamond World 4, when Steven pursued him. A stray blast from his gems accidentally hit a vulnerable part of the planet's crust, and the entire planet exploded, taking three billion lives with it.

During a recess, the League confronts Steven, demanding to know why he hasn't spoken up in his own defense. Steven says there's nothing to defend: he's guilty.

## Continuity

* Steven has gain control after gaining a lot of anger when he left his friends
* This takes place after Steven Universe: Future when Steven left his friends, as he is back as a adult
* Rex's personal question to Pearl about having a "Her Species" will later be answered in "Oathbreaker".

## Background information

### Trivia

* As Rex, Tarlock, and Pearl prepare to leave the Spacetower, Tarlock says that Gwen is on another assignment, and Hendrix "would only say that he's busy". This sets up the fact that in nearly all subsequent episodes, one or more of the seven members of the League do not appear. In fact, only nine episodes featured the entire League.
* Diamond World 5 is next to the Gem Worlds
* Steven meets Connie again, after Steven Universe: Future, as she still has a crush on him

## Cast

Judge
 Zach Callison | Steven Universe
Royce/White Diamond
 Will Friedle | Rasper
Galius Rod
 Grace Rolek | Connie Maheswaran
 Dee Bradley Baker | Humungousaur
Big Chill
Jetray

## See Also

**Images/Stand Trial: Part 1**

Network League
Jade League

About

Teams

Divisions

(City) Sketchy Shades

(City) Alleyway Inks

Hell Seraphs

(City) Nectar Spectres

Slab City Salvagers

Soul City Yokai

The Mariana Dwellers

Gay Little Cryptids

Roswell Moonrays

(City) Masks

Canaryville Cottontails

Westbury Brewers

Meridian Time Keepers

Park Island Skyriders

Llanfair... Puzzlers

Salt Lake City Vines

Mystic Bed Bugs

Pickitwire Canyon Prehistorics

Radio City Shockwaves

Steam Valley Spunks

(City) Alchemists

Rosemont Night Owls

Washington Embroideries

Richmond Pirates
The Northern South Division

The Northern South Division is a division in The Underleagues within The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF). The Northern South Division hosts four out of the eight teams competing in the ELF.

As of Season 0, the teams competing in the Northern South are:

* Key West Funky Chickens
* South Miami Traffic
* Palm Beach Trust Funds
* Everglades Skunk Apes
Paris Ossuaries

**The Paris Ossuaries** are a [[European League]] team based in Paris, France. They play in the Phlegmatic division.

The Paris Ossuaries' home field is the entirety of the Paris Catacombs, so Ossuaries players are mostly comprised of reanimated skeletons, and the occasional goth teenager who hangs out there to vape. Because of the relatively narrow and labyrinthine construction of the Catacombs, standard blaseball is difficult to play there. Instead, a modified version, known as "European Blaseball" is played, where the home team chase the away team with wooden bats, or whatever bludgeoning instruments are to hand. The Paris Ossuaries are the only known practicioners of European Blaseball. It's all in good fun, they insist, and their team motto, "We're always behind you", is supposed to reflect the skeletons' friendly and supportive nature when off the pitch.

Unfortunately, they are never off the pitch.
The COIN

Quoted from The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) page:

> "As the story of the ELF is told, the moment that the parameters for Season 0 were established an extra shiny golden coin (dubbed by many as simply, The COIN) fell from the sky, followed by 7 more exact replicas of that same coin. One coin fell into the stadiums of each of the eight teams competing in the ELF. These eight coins would be the ones to determine the fate of Blaseball within the ELF, determining things such as whether a batter got a successful hit, how many runs would be scored by a given team in any given inning, as well as intricate and weird details like random weather events and even determining whether any given pitch was a ball or a strike. When the coins first fell, the masses were confused and scared by their presence, but by now the fans and spectators of ELF Blaseball revere the coins highly and watch over them intently during any given Blaseball game."
>
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May Floridian Blaseball always show love and respect to The COIN.
Victoria Doppelgangers

The **Victoria Doppelgangers** are an underleagues team playing from Victoria, British Columbia, Canada.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Jackle Warren
* Tuhold Furtis
* Gallahad Jones
* Bourne Furtis
* Declare Debonair
* Caroline Hotspot
* Chad Flakes
* Mono You
* Broker Kingsneigh

### Rotation

* Prose Andwright
* Pepper Salts
* Dude Real
* Jaylabella Vernes
* Alyssa Kayes

## Team Overview

The Doppelgangers play their home games at Cairn Arena, which doubles as a popular dog park when not being used for Blaseball and also while being used for Blaseball.

## Fan Culture

* You! Me! One Two Three! *(when the doppelgangers are pitching)*
* The Dude's for real! *(when Dude Real strikes a batter out. rarely used)*