Unikitty! X SpongeBob Parody The Wreck Of The Mauna Loa

*[The royal siblings are running up a hill, playing tag]*

**Puppycorn:** You're it!

**Unikitty:** Not for long!

**Puppycorn:** Hey, try to catch me, Unikitty! *[bumps into Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** Tag, you're it.

**Puppycorn:** Oh, this game's too hard!

**Unikitty:** I know! What if both of us are "it?"

**Puppycorn:** But then, who's gonna be not "it?"

**Unikitty:** Exactly! Neither of us will know!

**Puppycorn:** Oh, I like not knowing! Let's play!

**Unikitty and Puppycorn:** I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it!

**Unikitty:** I'm it!

**Puppycorn:** I'm it! *[Unikitty trips over a rock and falls over a cliff, screaming]* Unikitty! *[Unikitty falls into a hole covered with wood]* Hang on, buddy, I'm coming! Ahhhh! *[He jumps into the hole and falls onto Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** Whoa, what is this place?

**Unikitty and Puppycorn:** Wow!

*[the royal siblings are on a pirate's ship]*

**Puppycorn:** Look at all this cool stuff! *[runs over to the wheel where a skeleton wearing a hat is. Pushes the skeleton out of the way]* I'm the captain! *[rolls the wheel]* Yo, ho, ho, ya mateys! Arr! *[climbs a net with Unikitty, who now has captain's clothes on and so does Puppycorn. They are fighting with swords]* Got ya! En garde! *[gets to the top with Unikitty and walks with him while they hit each other's sword with their swords and Puppycorn almost falls off the edge but Unikitty pulls him back]* Thanks, Unikitty. I guess we better be more careful.

**Unikitty:** Let's go back to the main deck.

**Puppycorn:** Okay. *[walks right and Unikitty walks left and Puppycorn screams]*

**Unikitty:** Puppycorn! *[sees a hole and slides down a pole]* I'm coming, buddy! little bro? *[goes into the hole]* Puppycorn!

**Puppycorn:** *[in a treasure box full of gold coins and there are coins everywhere]* Ooh, shiny and smooth. *[flicks a coin at Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** Wow, what's this? *[reads the coin]* Mauna Loa. *[watch beeps]* Oh, I'm late! Gotta get to work! *[drops the coin. Puppycorn pulls his pants and the coin comes into his pants. scene cuts to the Happy Burger]*

**Unikitty:** ♪Mauna Loa, how I love ya, oh, my secret lovin' hideaway! My Mauna Loa bay-a bay!♪

**Master Frown:** Unikitty... Unikitty... Unikitty... Unikitty! What are you doing? I've been saying I needed a Uniburger about a bajillion times! And you w— What the...? Ha ha ha! Nice Uniburger, Michelangelo! Ha! *[sees a mini copy of the Mauna Loa but made with the Uniburger]* I hope you're not expecting an award anytime soon. *[chuckles]*

**Unikitty:** Oh, that's just my secret— *[covers her mouth and puts the ship in the garbage. She makes a Uniburger quick]* Here you go.

**Master Frown:** Porous freak.

**Unikitty:** Whew, that was a close one!

**Puppycorn:** *[Puppycorn opens the door]* Hey, Unikitty, check out the new t-shirt I just made! *[shirt says, "Follow Me to the Mauna Loa"]* Secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hideout, secret hide—

**Unikitty:** *[covers Puppycorn's mouth]* Puppycorn, please! What are you trying to do?! Give away our secret hideout?! Give me that!

**Mr. Happy:** What's all the racket?!

**Unikitty:** Uh, sorry, sir.

**Mr. Happy:** Puppycorn, if you're going to distract me fry cook, the least you can do is buy some grub!

**Puppycorn:** You got it, Mr. Happy!

**Mr. Happy:** Back to work, Unikitty.

**Unikitty:** Sure thing. *[flips a patty on the grill and a bell gongs. She imagines herself in a pirate costume]* Arr! Oh, looks like the work day's over. See you tomorrow, sir! *[throws his hat on a hook]*

**Mr. Happy:** That's odd. *[Puppycorn is searching his pocket for money]*

**Puppycorn:** Hmm, well, let's see.

**Unikitty:** Come on, Little bro. We've got to get back to our playground.

**Puppycorn:** Keep the change, my good girl!

**Master Frown:** *[looks at the change]* Hmm, a gum wrapper and a coin that says "Mauna Loa".

**Mr. Happy:** Mauna Loa?! As in the shipwreck Mauna Loa? Legend has it that the largest unfound pirate booty lies... in its ruins. I have been searching for this treasure nearly me entire adult life! Lookin' over every nook, every cranny, every dumpster. Once I get me claws on it, I'll be the richest man in the world!

**Master Frown:** Well, I guess that explains this. *[pulls out the ship from the garbage]*

**Mr. Happy:** Hmm, looks like her and Puppucorn are trying to haul the loot for themselves. Come on, Master Frown. We got to let those two ding-a-lings lead us straight to the Mauna Loa!

**Master Frown:** Actually, I have a meeting with the Doom Lords tonight, but have fun with that.

*[clock wipe changes the scene]*

**Unikitty:** Hey, Puppycorn, do you think we gave away too much about our secret hideout?

**Puppycorn:** Oh, jeez, Unikitty, who cares if everyone knows about our secret hideout?

**Unikitty:** Doesn't that make the secret hideout a little less secrety?

**Puppycorn:** No. It's just a secret that everybody knows about. *[leaf is moving]* What's wrong, Unikitty?

**Unikitty:** Just as I thought. We're being followed. That's it! *[goes to the leaf, opens it, but no one's there]* Heh, looks like no one was following us to the secret hideout after all!

**Mr. Happy:** Found it!

**Unikitty:** Hey, were you following us?

**Mr. Happy:** No. I just saw the sign.

*[Puppycorn paints the words "Unikitty and Puppycorn's Secret Hideout." Unikitty sighs at Puppycorn's actions. Clock wipe transition changes the scene]*

**Mr. Happy:** So you thought you could hide the treasure from old Mr. Happy, did ya?

**Unikitty:** I'm not aware of any treasure. But I suppose since you're such a nice boss, you can hang out at the hideout. Just as long as you keep it a secret.

**Mr. Happy:** *[mimicking Unikitty]* Yeah, yeah, nobody's treasure. You're such a nice boss. You expect me to believe this malarkey?! *[the royal siblings nod]* You're a stonewall, eh? We'll see about that! *[shines a flashlight into Unikitty and Puppycorn's eyes]* Where'd you two blunders find the gold coin?

**Unikitty:** If my eyes weren't burning like they were full of lava, I could show you.

**Mr. Happy:** *[turns off the flashlight]* Heh, jokers.

*[Clock wipe changes the scene]*

**Mr. Happy:** *[laughs]* I knew I'd find it! Check it out, fellas, cool, hard doubloons!

**Unikitty:** Uh, you might want to take a closer look at your coinage.

**Mr. Happy:** Eh? What's this? "Token Has No Monetary Value?" Tokens?! This must be a decoy. *[smashes two barrels on the ground]*

**Unikitty:** Ahoy, Mr. Happy! Maybe they hid the loot off ship in that shed!

**Mr. Happy:** *[zooms to the shed and jumps inside]* Whee-hee! What the heck? Well, it's just full of tickets!

**Unikitty:** Well, you usually find tickets in a ticket booth.

**Mr. Happy:** Ticket booth?!

**Unikitty:** And why are there height restrictions on the cruit?

**Mr. Happy:** "Must Be This Tall To Ride?"

**Puppycorn:** Well, maybe they had something against short people. I like their little clothes.

*[Clock wipe changes the scene]*

**Unikitty:** Captain's Quarters. There must be some treasure here, Mr. Happy!

**Mr. Happy:** *[pushes Unikitty out of the way]* Out of me way, Unikitty. *[sees a treasure box]* I knew it. The lost treasure of the Mauna Loa is finally mine! I can practically taste them jewels. *[carries the treasure box but falls and the box breaks]* It's a little lighter than I thought. Huh? It's empty. *[throws the box on the ground]* No good. Ha, ha, very clever, captain. Throw in Happier, the old ringer, eh? You must have a treasure map or something. Where you keeping it? In your pocket? *[taps the skeleton]* Plastic? Hang on a minute. A plastic captain... a ticket booth... tokens? It's not the Wreck of the Mauna Loa, It's "The Wreck of the Mauna Loa" amusement park ride! *[the royal siblings gasp]*

**Puppycorn:** No wonder we were so amused!

**Mr. Happy:** Well, I'm not!

**Unikitty:** Remember, you're always welcome back at the secret hideout.

**Mr. Happy:** This place ain't got no treasure! Keep your worthless hunk of junk!

**Unikitty:** Okay, but, would you mind keeping this worthless hunk of junk a secret? Wouldn't be much of a secret if we had a million people showing up!

**Mr. Happy:** Oh-ho-ho, don't flatten yourself. People want to see the real thing! It's not like a million people just show up to an old amusement park ride for fun. *[turns away but stops]* Wait a minute. That's exactly what they do. Oh-ho-ho, brace yourself, fellas. Your hideaway's about to become the worst kept secret in the world!

*[Clock wipe changes the scene]*

**Master Frown:** *[dressed as a pirate]* Welcome to The Wreck of the Mauna Loa. Arr. How may I help you?

**Beau:** I'll take 10 tokens, please.

**Mr. Happy:** *[into the megaphone]* Step right up, don't be shy! Experience the amusement and terror of The Wreck of the Mauna Loa!

*[Shows the citizens are on the boat that is swaying back and forth. A bell from the boat tolls]*

**Mr. Happy:** *[again into the megaphone]* That's right, folks! We spare no expense to restore this plastic ship to its former glory!

**Green Mom:** Sorry, honey, but you'll have to come back when you're a big boy.

**Mr. Happy:** Oh-ho-ho, I disagree. I'd say the little *[pushes the height restrictions into the ground]* feller's just right. *[laughs]*

*[Dr. Fox, Hawkodile and Richard enter the scene]*

**Richard:** Mr. Happy, I don't think this is safe.

**Dr. Fox:** Come on Richard, Give it a try!

**Hawkodile:** Yeah, I wanna ride this ship!

**Unikitty and Puppycorn:** *[tears in their eyes]*

**Unikitty:** It's gone, Puppycorn. Our secret paradise is gone forever! *[sniffs]*

**Puppycorn:** And alas, even the joyous shrieks of children cannot lift my sunken heart!

**Unikitty:** How 'bout another ride to cheer you up? Oh hey guys! Are you ready to ride this attraction?

**Dr. Fox and Hawkodile:** We're ready!

**Richard:** I'm not.

**Puppycorn:** Let's do this!

*[Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Richard and some citizens are on the boat, which is swinging back and forth]*

**Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile:** Whoo-hoo! Ha, ha! Woo-hoo!

**Unikitty:** I'm feeling the adrenaline!

**Richard:** I don't feel safe! *[Theodore, Ted Butter and Beatsby fall of the boat and they run away. Pieces fall from the boat, hitting the lever, moving it from slow to fast to beyond fast to beyond comprehension. The boat moves back and forth then it goes really fast causing it to go round and round in a circle. People fly out of the boat then the leg on the ground breaks and then the boat flies by itself then it crashes into the ground, causing it to break into pieces, the citizens groan in pain]*

**Unikitty and Puppycorn:** Woo-hoo! *[whoop and laugh]*

**Unikitty:** That was awesome!

**Puppycorn:** Yeah! Totally reallistic!

**Dr. Fox:** Super fantastic!

**Hawkodile:** Oh Yeah! That attraction was so amazing!

**Richard:** That was dangerous and unsafe!

**Unikitty:** I wanna ride this again!

**Puppycorn:** Yeah, me too!

**Hawkodile and Dr. Fox:** And me too!

**Buzz:** *[Emerging from the debris]* Are you guys kidding me?! That ship nearly cost us our lives!

**Glandrea:** Yeah! That was awful! Mr. Happy put all our lives in danger with this careless contraption!

**Cookie Guy:** I almost die in that contraption! I have some injured bones!

**Richard:** *[traumatized]* I could have been dead! I could have... DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

**Q.T.: MY ARMS!!!!!!!! MY ARMS!!!!!!!!**

**FeeBee:** Besides, my wings are injured, and my antenna is broken!

**Glandrea:** My flag too!

**Leggy Bird Citizen:** And my legs too!

**Dino Dude:** *[with flat wheels]* And my wheels have holes!

**Beau** And i've lost some teeth!

**Craig:** And i have broken my right horn! *[holds her horn]*

**M'Ladybug:** That contraption could have killed us!

**Green Mom:** What were you thinking? Our little boy could've been hurt on your disaster of a ride!

**Green Dad:** You put our little son's live in risk!

**Bim-Bom:** You almost ended our lives!

*[the citizens walk towards Mr. Happy]*

**Mr. Happy:** *[backing away]* Okay, people, let's not do anything we might regret!

**Female Action Police:** Too late for that, Mr. Happy. *[handcuffs Mr. Happy]*

**Mr. Happy:** What—what—what are you talking about? You can't take me to the pokey! I—

**Female Action Police:** For operating a danger to public safety I can, and I will. Honestly, I think he'll be safer in prison.

*[Clock wipe transition changes the scene. The sign says 'Condemned' on top of the sign that Puppycorn painted with the royal siblings in tears]*

**Unikitty:** *(sobbing)* Well, Puppycorn, I guess we really lost our secret hideout this time!

**Puppycorn:** *(crying)* And just when everyone was starting to find out about it too!

**Unikitty:** Oh, who knows, Puppycorn? The next fun, fun place might be just around the corner, huh?

**Puppycorn:** Well, I doubt it.

*[Unikitty and Puppycorn scream as they break the ground, slamming onto a floorboard. Unikitty sees a sign]*

**Unikitty:** "The Real Mauna Loa?" Ooh, Puppycorn, do you want to keep a secret?

**Puppycorn:** Nope!