Texas

Flag of Texas.

Texas's location in the United States.

"*Was this you? Don't worry, it happens. We're not judging. We just wanna know. Call us!*" —Texans upon seeing Naked Guy[src]
**Texas** is one of the United States of America and has been described as both a unique dimension and a simulation. Texas is famous for their professionally made calculators, which hold the power of space travel.

## Prominent locations

### Austin

**Austin** is the capital city of Texas. It is the location of Raysfire's House, and the Ghost House Peepa's Fog Bog. and, at least during Raysfire's childhood c. late 1990s/early 2000s, a top-tier 3000 McDonald's.

### The Island

"*Uh, you know, things, things are kind of rough out here, for me on the Island, you know. The water's going out, don't have heating, things have fallen apart.*" —Raysfire during the 2021 power crisis[src]
**The Island** is an ambiguous location thought to be located in Texas. During the events of 3D World Online, Raysfire was voted out of the Island three times and sent into Time-Out.

### Schlitterbahn

*Main article: Schlitterbahn*
**Schlitterbahn** is a Texan water park visited by Raysfire in October 2021.

## History

### 2021

#### February

"*We wait! No! NO! I'm not starting over! There is no chance that I win this again! No! I'm not doing it! I'm not doing it, chat! I'm not doing it...this is the Dub...I wanna, I wanna, I wanted to get the top, dude. Is it weak mental? Is it the weak mental, dude? It's the weak mental, dude! My mental is weak. Texas has broken me. I am a broken man...the snow and ice...has changed me...I now have a...I now have a cold heart, filled with cold things.*" —Raysfire[src]
Texas saw a power crisis on February 10–27, weakening Raysfire's mental.

#### May

"*I can tell you a very specific story that tells you all you need to know about Austin, Texas.*" —Raysfire remembers Naked Guy[src]
Not long before May 17, Naked Guy visited Austin, Texas at 2 AM and was warmly greeted by curious residents.

## Culture

### Leadership

Texas is led by a governor—Greg Abbott since 2015—who takes on the mantle of Te Xas (sometimes anglicized John Texas).

### Food

Texas has unique food, including giant Kool-Aid–marinated pickles sold at movie theaters, sports games, and Walmart. Rural Texans, especially those who are white and sheltered boys like young Raysfire, tend to have limited information on boba tea.

### Unique legislation

"*I live in Texas! Everyone here is required to have a pair of boots! (...) We love boots in Texas.*" —Raysfire[src]
In or before May 2021, Texas passed a law that all residents must own at least one pair of boots. This gives most Texans a love for boots, but also makes them weak to hubris and the belief that boots cannot or would not possibly harm them.

## Residents

* Texans
	+ Te Xas
	+ Raysfire
	+ Bananaforks

## Notes and references

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 The Mario enemy Nintendo doesn't want you to know about... (15m12s)
2. ↑ Comment on The Most Insane Shell Snipe of All Time
3. ↑ Texas on the Raysfire Wiki
4. ↑ Comment on I betrayed the fans.
5. ↑ I Let My Viewers Send Me ANYTHING For My Birthday...
6. ↑ Super Mario 3D World + Beeg Rosalina!
7. ↑ It's a Girls Night Out
8. ↑ They're Trying to MURDER Me
9. ↑ I made a BIG MISTAKE in VS Mode... (Super Mario Maker 2) (8:20)
10. ↑ How good is YOUR hearing?
11. ↑ I found the Mario Maker 2 goldmine.
12. ↑ Jumping into the void...
13. ↑ THE RETURN OF THE ORB
14. ↑ Playing EVERY POPULAR LEVEL at Once in Multiplayer Versus