Mable Syrup

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### **Hailing from**

New Justice, Saskatchewan (possibly Canada Water, London)

### **Entrance music**

National Anthem Worx - "National Anthem Canada"

## Stats

### **Gimmick**

Foreigner

**Mable Syrup** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was a former member of Canadian Battle Wrestling which was acquired and dissolved by City British Wrestling, and was the only member of the Canadian roster to have been kept by the British company.

She had a horse named Stable Stirrup and a dog named Sargeant Beaver Bark. She was known for her determination and adherence to the rules, but was less pure than she might first have seemed. She had a long-standing feud with her ex-husband, Quotidian Pain. Mable had a friendly feud with The Denimatrix. She was in a two-piece band with Denim called *Sticky Horses*.

Her mask began to slip after her introduction to the British promotion, and it was revealed that she was in fact not Canadian at all.

> Oh yeah, no, for sure.
>
> Mable Syrup, *Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*

## Appearance

Mable had long hair. She wore brown leather boots, a wide-brimmed hat and a jacket as part of her Canadian mountie uniform. She had nice teeth.

Outside of kayfabe, Mable had a short, blonde haircut that she usually covered with a wig, and many tattoos that she covered with makeup. One of these tattoos was a wolf that was wrapped around her head. Her teeth were not as nice.

### Song

Mable had a song that she sang particularly when doing her Pancake Stack move:

> *Mable Syrup the mounty,*
> *Stable Stirrup the horsey,*
> *Sargeant Beaver Bark the husky,*
> *Best friends upholding the law!*
>
>

## Biography

### Canadian Battle Wrestling

During her time at Canadian Battle Wrestling, Mable had a feud with wrestler Quotidian Pain. She also won the Canadian Battle Champion title belt.

### Joining City British Wrestling

Upon the return of City British Wrestling after a two-year hiatus, QC introduced Mable to the roster following the dissolution of Canadian Battle Wrestling. This made her one of two champions in the promotion alongside The Denimatrix. Journalists, including Mave Deltzer, interviewed her. She said that Britain felt like a home from home, mentioned the emphasis on legality at her previous promotion, and introduced her dog, Sargeant Beaver Bark. She claimed she was happy her feud with Quotidian Pain was in the past.

Later in the day, Mable entered her match against Silver Bro to snow and maple dropping from the ceiling. She trotted down on Stable Stirrup and Beaver Bark. She kissed a child who immediately fell asleep, and tossed sugar cubes to the crowd.

Over the course of the match, Mable discovered that Bro was too tall for her Loonies, Toonies and Boonies move, but succeeded in performing the Eugene Levy on him. She avoided two Silver Splashes on his part, and whistled for Stable who had unfortunately found her bag of sugar lumps. She fell victim to the Silver Spooner but escaped his pin, then performed the Double Double and went for the winning peg, thus retaining the Canadian Battle Champion title. She rode out on a sugared up Stable Stirrup. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

### Flippz's funeral

At the funeral of Kid Flippz a week after his death, Mable said said she had never met Kid, but could tell he was a great guy and thought of him as a Kid. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### "Be a Champion" program

Mable was part of CBW's "Be a Champion" program and answered questions from an audience of children with Denim. She entered with hundreds of dogs, horses, chipmunks and beavers, as well as SBB and Stable Stirrup. She listed the six pillars of wrestling (or of mounty truth), which were truth, loyalty, respect, canoeing, horse riding and helping the elderly cross the street. She told a bullied child to stand up for themselves in a non-violent way, and make their bully cake like the one she'd given Denim in the dressing room, then told another that they should volunteer. She gave the children maple syrup. In her parting words, Mable said "don't make up your own laws, abide by the real laws." By this time, there was syrup-fuelled chaos. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### Fighting The Precious Metals

Mable fought for the CBW Tag Team Champion title alongside Denim as The Transatlantic Champions, against The Precious Metals. The two rode out on their horses as denim maple leaves fell. She met Golden Joe properly for the first time, and gave both him and Bro a cake which would later be in Joe's face. Joe said she was a good champion, and that her advice to the children was good.

When Denim tagged in Mable, she performed her Border Integrity move, damaging Bro's spine even further than Denim had done. She dragged him around the ring by his ankle, then threw him out of the ring like a silver bullet. She tried her Sorry, Not Sorry move with a chair on him, but he no-sold the move and criticised her for not following the rules. He peformed a beautiful Silver Splash on her, and succeeded with a Silver Spooner and a pin; Mable lost the belt for herself and Denim. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### The Regal Wrangle

Denim and Mable cut a promo for the Regal Wrangle in a rainforest in which it was snowing. They'd enjoyed fighting alongside each other, and saw the Wrangle as a bonding opportunity. However, things turned sour when Denim said Mable was a chaos monkey deep down and asked her to be herself. Mable was taken aback, and retorted that Denim's confidence would be her downfall. They argued about how Mable had her lone wolf, SBB, while Denim didn't really have anyone.

At the Wrangle, hundreds of mounties marched down the ramp. They saluted at Mable and lobbed sugar lumps and dog biscuits. The mounties walked into the crowd, stripped off, and gave their clothes to the audience. She shook hands with and headbutted Jurgen Flopp. He put a crossface on her, but offered to work with her instead when Fats Bonebreaker entered; she twatted him across the jaw. Fats then wrapped her up in a bear hug and dislocated her shoulder, but she burst a capsule of syrup in her mouth to slip out. She responded with a Pancake Stack attempt, but was distracted by Golden Joe begging her to be his tag partner and giving her cake.

She refused Joe's offer. After Fats came after her again, she passed her cake to a child and went for a Depot Driver on Fats. She then tried to Bunny Hug him with a hood over his face as Joe continued to try and persuade her. She won a test of strength against Joe and poked him in the eyes with the brim of her hat. In response, Joe flicked the hat off her head. She grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and launched him over the top rope.

When Denim arrived, she shouted at Mable to get her shit together and criticised her for sticking to her arbitrary rules. Mable hit back with a Beaver Tail slap, which Denim ignored. Mable threw SBB a sugar lump, told him to 'fetch' it, and winked. SBB raced up the ramp as Mable performed her Bunny Hug on Duke, launching him out of the ring and out of sight. She handed a denim maple leaf to Denim, which burst into flames.

Upon QC's entrance, she did nothing to help Denim fight him. She did eliminate King John almost immediately after he had entered, however. After a while, Mable did help Denim. She eventually eliminated him herself to chants of her name and "for sure!"

After dealing some damage to each other, Mable flipped Denim up into a Depot Driver. She tried to follow into a wedgie but didn't have it in her to do the dirty work. Denim picked up Mable's hat and punched through it into her face, causing Mable to vomit a torrent syrup at Denim, who drank it. Mable retaliated with the Loonies, Toonies and Boonies. Denim leaned into the hug and tried to launch Mable over the rope, but got stuck in the syrup. Mable told Denim to be polite and tangled Denim into the ropes, then dropkicked Denim out of the ring. Mable waved to the crowd, whistled for SBB and Stable Stirrup, did a flip onto Stable and rode out of the arena. (*A Regal Engagement*)

### Secret identity and fighting Quotidian

A week later, Mable shirked her Canadian costume to speak to QC, revealing short blonde hair and tattoos. He said he was impressed by her Wrangle performance, and asked her for the name of her opponent for the Tussle. She wanted a real challenger to take down; The Denimatrix. She said she'd do whatever QC told her to. He then told her that her match against Denim would be a belt unification match. She asked him out before she left, which he declined for the time being.

For a surprise match against her returning ex-husband Quotidian Pain with Denim as the special guest referee, she entered on a sled pulled by twelve pure white huskeys down an avalanche. During the match, Mable said that Quotidian was annoying and expressed dissapointment that they used to be married. She gave him the Loonies and Toonies, but no Boonies. Denim tried to encourage Mable to not be a pansy, begged her to "be the champion you're supposed to be" and asked where she was really from. Mable said, in a British accent, "I think you'll find out". Stable Stirrup and SBB heard Mable speak this way and walked away from the ring forever. Mable pinned Quotidian with Denim's help and won.

QC entered and got Mable to relay to Denim that they would fight at the Colossal Tussle, and that it would be a belt unification match. Denim said that in order to feel threatened, she'd have to be threatened by a real person. Mable said "oh yeah, no, for sure" in a British accent. QC added that the match would be a Rage in the Cage. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

### Championship unification

For her title unification match against The Denimatrix, Mable emerged in a canoe with many animals. The ring had been surrounded by rainwater to create a river, and she skilfully navigated the rocks formed by various people. She docked the canoe, fed the animals a bit, slauted, and waited in the ring. Denim stepped out wearing a mountie uniform made of denim, flanked by Sargeant Beaver Bark and Stable Stirrup, imitating her. Mable smashed Denim's denim cake into the floor. She spoke of the long difficult winters in Canada and that maybe it was time for Denim to have a "long hard fall". Slipping up, she said everybody from Canada Water would be spitting on her grave.

The beginning of the match had Mable knocked to the ground four times, causing her hat and wig to fall off. She went red as parents shielded their kids' eyes, but she threw the wig into the crowd. Denim tried to make her say her real name, but she refused. Further pummeling led to Mable placed in a submission lock. SBB and Stable would not help her. She fired her syrup super soaker gun into Denim's face to escape, and stole Denim's uniform for herself, leving her opponent naked. She swept Denim's legs and, assured that she knew who she was, punched her twice and kissed her. She hooked Denim's leg, looked up at her animal friends, and won after the three count.

> My name is Mable Syrup.
>
> Mable Syrup, *The Colossal Tussle II*

The cage rose as Mable picked up her wig and shook out the baby chipmunks that had been birthed in it. She cleaned herself up, said to Denim "I know who *I* am", and began to walk up the ramp. QC was waiting at the top. He congratulated her as the worthy champion and gave her the title belt. She ignored him and whistled for SBB and then Stable; the two bounded over and she gave them a biscuit and a sugar lump respectively. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Signature Moves

* **Loonies, Toonies and Boonies** - A punch to the left, a punch to the right, and then a mush in the breasts.
* **Eugene Levy** - She grabbed her opponent's eyebrows and threw them across the ring.
* **Double Double** - Two punches, two kisses.
* **Border Integrity** - A bounce off all four ropes, followed by an arm drop on her opponent's back.
* **Sorry, Not Sorry** - She hit her opponent with a chair.
* **Pucker Up** - A hockey puck to her opponent's temple.
* **Pancake Stack** - She placed her opponent on a stack of other wrestlers, then tightrope walked around the top rope while singing her song to then elbow drop them.
* **Depot Driver** - A piledriver.
* **Bunny Hug** - An attempt to choke the opponent out with a hood over their face.
* **Beaver Tail** - A massive doughey slap to the face.
* **Sargeant Major's Parade** - She marched around the ring singing her song and doing combat training. An attempt at confusion.