Minecraft Aether Hardcore Season One

## Synopsis

Minecraft Aether Hardcore Season One is the 2022 reboot of the 'franchise'. It had eight players working together to defeat three bronze dungeons.

## Players

Riley Sazurá

Asriel Noklass

Whistern

Barigo Lurklow

Alistair

Cain Oberaks

Sandra Cerino

Undyne

## Episodes

In The Heavens

Reign Down On Us

Surrounded by Cockatrice

Honey Dreams

Counting Eggs

Almost Going Down

Bridging the Gap

Sliding Chance of Survival

Light Loot

Cockatrice Karma

Breaking Through to the Other Side

Off the Island

Intense Bridging

Ironic References

Island Hopping

Dungeon Searching Montage

Crashing Down

One Final Journey

Dungeon Searching Montage #2 (Electric Boogaloo)

Unfortunate Loss

The Breaking Limit

## The Standings

 Barigo
 Whistern
 Cain
 Undyne
 Riley
 Alistair
 Asriel

## Notable Quotes

**Episode One**

Riley: It’s working! It’s working!

Undyne: Was that a Papyrus voice?

Riley: No, that was Joel.

Cain: Oh boy, this looks like Heaven if it was demented

Asriel: That’s the point.

Sandra: I just got iron…. From a tornado

**Episode Two**

Asriel: My aim is impeccable.

Barigo: The fucker disappeared.

Cain: Ah! Fuckin’ hell! *Got scared by an aerwhale.*

Riley: That was a whale.

Cain: It came out of nowhere!

Asriel: Ah! Holy fuck! That’s not fair! It’s raining creepers!

Cain: Holy shit (in German)

Alistair: Why did you go so fast?

Asriel: *Gasp!* No way! I just found Gravitite ore!

Riley: Lucky bastard.

Alistair: I got an achievement.

Barigo: Why do they disappear?!

Cain: At least killing them gets us clouds.

Riley: Tactical decision. We’re staying here.

**Episode Three**

Asriel: What? Broski.

Alistair: Also, I love that we’re listening to Swans. Favorite band.

Riley: Oh my god! *He almost ran into a plant*

Asriel: Wasted an arrow because of that,

Riley: Oh my. I was stuck in a corner.

Sandra: So many of these things, man.

Undyne: Good. Target practice.

Sandra: Thought that was a creeper…

Asriel: Don’t you dare disappear on me!

Riley: What was I picking up? What am I picking up?!

Cain: *Gasp!* No way! I just got a diamond from a whirlwind.

Whistern: Man, why can’t I be that lucky?

Sandra: Because you’re haphazard.

Whistern: Fair enough.

Cain: Hit ‘em with the devastater!

Riley: You good there, whale?

**Episode Four**

Riley: Oh, that is a pitfall.

Cain: Oh my god. That needs to be covered.

Riley: You want to see something funny?

Sandra: Why? Why are you in honey?

Cain: *squeals*

Barigo: Can somebody quiet their dog down, please.

Riley: You like your island over there, cockatrice?

Alistair: O-ho! Missed me,

Alistair: Oh! Holy shit! Sneaky motherfucker!

**Episode Five**

Cain: Please lay an egg.

Alistair: Why is it raining?!

Alistair: Why are you not dead?! And we’re going to lose it. Gasp! No, goddamn it!

Alistair: Get out of he-. *Gasp!* Egg! Egg! Egg! *Almost gets jumped by a Cockatrice.* Holy shit!

**Episode Six**

Barigo: Did that whirlwind just delete that whale?

Cain: They can knock your arrows back?!

Riley: Please, I want in my house.

Asriel: Is that a silver dungeon above us? No that’s a platinum dungeon!

Alistair: Hoo! I almost just jumped off an island.

Cain: *Gasp!* Yay, ambrosium!

**Episode Seven**

Undyne: It’s the blueberry tree.

Asriel: Please don’t lag me off the fucking map.

Alistair: Zanite! Found some Zanite.

Asriel: This is why I’m terrified of bridge building

Asriel: We need to fortify this.

Asriel: Cool. Ruin my design and make me lose a block.

Alistair: That’s a temple.

Asriel: *Gasp!* I just found a temple, guys. *Laughter.*

**Episode Eight**

Asriel: Something really is up here. Does this have two dungeons?!

Barigo: I’m really close to dying.

Cain: Get off of me!

Alistair: This is stupid.

Sandra: Yep, sorry guys. I’m gone./ Slider

Asriel: Damn it, Sandra!

Riley: This thing is relentless!

Whistern: Fucking hell!

Undyne: Stop hugging me!

Barigo: What?!/ Slider

Asriel: Fuck! Barigo too?!

Riley: At least it’s gone.

Whistern: Hey, I’m not dead!

Cain: We have to do two of these!

Alistair: Holy shit! What is that thing?!

Asriel: A boom bastard, heh.

Asriel: I feel like zanite loves growing near dungeons.

Cain: All I know is that was the most intense stuff since the cave.

Riley: I knew I heard something. Oh fuck!

Cain: Why can’t I break this block?

Asriel: I didn’t even get a chance.

Riley: I’m not even going to bother with it. Oh shit!

Riley: Fucking twice? Come on.

Riley: Get the f-. mmm. I hate it!

**Episode Nine**

Riley: Those fuckers will give me a heart attack.

Cain: Okay, so you’re hiding secrets from me, now are you?

Undyne: Why do you have a yellow dot?

Cain: Get away! Why! They’re so relentless!

Cain: Two of them?! Are you serious?! I am surrounded! Agh!

Whistern: That scared me. What the fuck?

Whistern: I thought that was another cube boss.

Whistern: What is a moa doing there (even though it was cockatrice.)

Whistern: Are we not going for the second one?

Asriel: No, it’s not worth digging for it forever.

Cain: Huh?! I didn’t take fall damage?!

Cain: That was a close one.

**Episode Ten**

Riley: Remember when I said I know what to do? I do fucking not.

Cain: Who put honey here?

Asriel: My blueberries, motherfucker.

Asriel: Roses. My brother’s is petun- Oh my god! *Cockatrice attacks.*

Asriel: I blame you for this, Undyne.

Asriel: Holy shit! Moa, why?

Whistern: That ambrosium is just un-fucking-fair,

Whistern: Are you fuckin.- Are you high?!

Undyne: Oh, and I got hit!

Asriel: Karma!

Undyne: This is why we’re friends, heh.

Cain: How did I miss that close?!

Alistair: What happened to this tree?

Alistair: The thing is, it’s going to be a bitch. *Gets fired at by a zephyr, yet it misses.* That’s why.

**Episode Eleven**

Alistair: I am an expert at this. Heheh!

Asriel: If we’re digging through, I’m going to do something.

Cain: You got to be fucking kidding me. Where did you come from?!

Cain: No! They’re going off the island?!

Whistern: That was a bad whirlwind.

Whistern: As the Whistern Wind would say! Control your winds, Aether, or else!

Whistern: You can breed [flying pigs] with blueberries?

Asriel: Yep.

Asriel: What?! Our old fort?

**Episode Twelve**

Cain: Oh! Get away from me!

Whistern: That was anticlimactic.

Cain: I’ve killed two things with this effect on. It sucks.

Cain: In Heaven, everything is not alright!

Alistair: These cockatrices are more persistent than white girls at Starbucks.

Whistern: Goddamn, that was brave.

Alistair: Get this cloud, maybe? Never mind, I can’t reach it.

Asriel: Goddamn it, Cain!

Cain: I’ll be back.

**Episode Thirteen**

Whistern: Welcome back.

Cain: Oh, it’s a projectile!

Riley: That was daring, Alistair.

Alistair: Yeah, that pretty much was.

Asriel: Ooo, a blue sheep[uff.]

Asriel: That was bullshit! I lost an entire stack because of that!

Asriel: What the fuck?! Two just spawned?

Asriel: Why, whale?

Alistair: Yes! I got it from that distance!

**Episode Fourteen**

Alistair: I deserve cloud after that.

Whistern: Mnmnmnmnm, holy shit!

Riley: Do the black tornados spawn enemies?

**Episode Fifteen**

Whistern: Fuckin’, Twilight music.

Alistair: Shut up! Shut up!

Whistern: Birds just chillin’.

Undyne: Oh. Wow, that was weird to watch.

**Episode Sixteen**

Alistair: Oh! That’s not fair! Holy shit: Goddamn it!

Cain: Oh, Gravitite. Don’t mind if I do.

**Episode Seventeen**

Asriel: Hey, it’s a silver dungeon.

Riley: I may have over-estimated the situation I found myself in.

Undyne: Have fun with this fucking montage.

Asriel: Alright. We’re going back to that one dungeon. Going back on my word.

Cain: Don’t squish me!

Riley: The lag makes this unfair.

Whistern: Fuck fuck fuck!/ Slider

Alistair: Relentless!

Undyne: Get off of me!

Cain: Come on! No! Not like this!/ Slider

Asriel: Die, you damn slider!

Alistair: That was a mistake!

Asriel: Four of us left, huh?

Undyne: And I thought the Nether was hell.

Alistair: Could you not die?!

Undyne: Oh, I’m fucked. Goddamn it./ Cockatrice

Riley: Really?! Really?!

Alistair: I told her to back down.

Asriel: Hubris, I tell ya.

**Episode Eighteen**

Asriel: We’re not coming back here.

Alistair: Hey, it’s actually raining.

Riley: While we’re here, I want to make graves of our friends.

Asriel: Stop trying to hide.

Alistair: Get out of the tunnels!

Alistair: That’s the pit! That’s the pit!

**Episode Nineteen**

Asriel: Lag is a bitch.

Riley: I’m actually pretty nervous about this one.

Asriel: I did not think that was a cockatrice.

Alistair: I feel like I’m losing my mind.

**Episode Twenty**

Asriel: We lost the moa.

Alistair: We lost five people, four to these damn sliders, and we can’t even find the third one!

**Episode Twenty-One**

Alistair: Why can I go through it?

Alistair: Shit, shit, fuck, fuck!

Asriel: Fuck fuckidy fuck!

Asriel: Come on, regeneration!

Riley: Well, fuck me, I guess!/ Slider 3

Asriel: What the fuck?! Riley fell?

Alistair: I am so goddamn low!

Asriel: Come on, motherfucker. Bring it to the end. Bring it to the end.

Alistair: I thought we wouldn’t go back to the base.

Asriel: Well, we’re back, apparently.

Asriel: What?! Our moa’s back?! I didn’t know that could happen.

Alistair: I did *not* think I was going to make it.

Alistair: And I beat the season with Swans!

Asriel: Well, uh, until next time, Alistair and I wish you a happy day.

## Songs

(---) Part 1

Love of Life

The Golden Boy That Was Swallowed by the Sea

(---) Part 2

(---) Part 3

The Other Side of the World

Her

The Sound of Freedom

(---) Part Four

Amnesia

Identity

(---) Part 5

In the Eyes of Nature

She Cries (for Spider)

God Loves America

(---) Part 6

No Cure for the Lonely

Yours

Shanghai

Dreams

Blue Morpho

Interior People

Catching Smoke

2.02 Killer Year

Black Hot Soup

Ya Love

Butterfly 3000

Atom Heart Mother Suite

If

Summer ‘68

Fat Old Sun

Alan’s Psychedelic Breakfast

City Song

Long Road No Turns

Satan in the Wait

The Burning Man

The Lord’s Song

Less Sex

Daughter

The Reason They Hate Me

Ocean Song

Guest House

Ég anda

Ekki múkk

Varúð

Rembihnútur

Dauðalogn

Varðeldur

Valtari

Fjögur piano

Never Ending Math Equation

Interstate 8

Broke

Medication

Workin’ on Leavin’ the Livin’

All Night Diner

Baby Blue Sedan

A Life of Arctic Sounds

Sleepwalkin’

Grey Ice Water

Whenever You Breathe Out, I Breathe In (Positive Negative)

Other People’s Lives

Take a Bow

Starlight

Supermassive Black Hole

Map of the Problematique

A Soldier’s Poem

Invincible

Assassin

Exo-Politics

City of Delusion

Voodoo

Knights of Cydonia

In Medias Res

There Are Listed Buildings

Romance is Boring

We’ve Got Your Back (Documented Minor Emotional Breakdown #2)

(Plan A)

200-102

Straight In At 101

Who Fell Asleep In

I Warned You: Do Not Make An Enemy Of Me

Heart Swells/100-1

I Just Sighed. I Just Said, Just So You Know

A Heat Rash In The Shape Of The Show Me State; or, Letters From Me To Charlotte

The Sea Is A Good Place To Think Of The Future

This Is A Flag. There Is No Wind

Coda: A Burn Scar In The Shape Of The Sooner State

Screen Shot

Just A Little Boy (For Chester Burnett)

A Little God In My Hands

Bring The Sun / Toussaint L’Ouverture

Some Things We Do

She Loves Us

Kirsten Supine

Oxygen

Nathalie Neal

To Be Kind

## Trivia

* This is the official reboot of Characters Play Hardcore
* Riley's first loss is in this season
* There were three new players this season; Barigo Lurklow, Alistair, and Cain Oberaks.
* Asriel Noklass and Alistair won this season
	+ This is Asriel's ninth win
	+ This is Alistair's first win, on top of it being his first season.
* Swans starts and ends the season, starting with the Love of Life album, then ending with the To Be Kind album.
	+ Swans is Alistair's favorite band.
* Five people died to sliders, the second time that amount of players died because of the same thing.
* Sandra is the first in the franchise to die by a Slider.
* Undyne is the first to die by a cockatrice.
* Asriel and Alistair are the first to win Minecraft Aether Hardcore.
* It took over an hour to find the last dungeon.
* The second dungeon was discovered under the first.