MotorStorm: Wasteland Carnage/Vehicle Classes

*"The end of the world was thought to be during the Apocalypse Festival of 2011, but we were wrong. Now that 90% of the world is nothing but a barren wasteland, we have set up many different locations to travel to. Anyways, because we luckily diverted all the way to Antarctica, all of our fleet of water and aircraft was saved, as well as all of our vehicles. Of course, we have a zebrapisstillion worth of high value vehicles, as well as a zebrapisstillion of vehicles to choose from. We did salvage another Nimitz-class supercarrier, which we designate "Carrier-3". We have all types of vehicles from Puny to Gigantic, and specialized vehicles."*

## Vehicle Classes

### Puny

*If you're an annoying little heathen that doesn't mind sacrificing your life for a true adrenalin rush, and want to intimately play dirty; you'll always want to stick to the puny vehicles. They're quick off the line and highly maneuverable, but if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, you're good as dead.*

* Bikes
* Trial Bikes
* Superbikes
* Liter Bikes
* Retro Racers
* Choppers
* Snow Machines
* Land Skimmers
* Cross Karts - Formula Cross ATVs
* Hovercraft - Small swamp boats
* Ultralites - Compact Dune Buggies
* Desert Sleds - Off Road Choppers
* Oval Bikes - Short track bikes

### Small

*When you don't feel like sacrificing yourself on a bike, small vehicles are better for you. They still are quick off the line, and reasonably maneuverable. Just like puny vehicles, you're a juicy, crunchy and satisfying target for bigger vehicles.*

* Buggies
* SuperMinis
* Pre-GWs
* Cigar Racers
* Door Slammers
* Super 2000s
* MudSlingers
* Ice Racers
* Power Wheelers
* Dirt Stalkers
* Sandrails
* Speedsters
* Plowers - 4WD Tractors with Rally Car engines
* Superlites - FIA World Rallycross RX2 Supercar Lite rallycross cars

### Medium

*If speed and reasonable maneuverability are your top priorities, the medium division has you covered for living your fantasy of being a race car driver. They can't hold their own in any combat against anything bigger than themselves.*

* Rally Cars
* Supercars
* Hypercars
* Super Buggies
* Super Crossers
* Super Coupes
* Grand Tourers
* GT1s
* GT3s
* GTOs
* Prototypes
* Silhouettes
* Twist Raiders
* RGTs
* Trophy Tourers
* Carlo Runners
* GT500s
* Streamliners
* Aeronauts
* Track Toys
* Tuner Cars
* Street Tuners
* Libtards
* Time Attackers - Time Attack Race Cars
* Gymkhana Jammers

### Bruiser

*If you still want speed, but also want a good amount of weight and ramming power, your best bet is the bruiser division. Everything from land yacht automobiles to pickup trucks is in this division. They're not the best in the turns, but are definitely great contenders in a straight line.*

* Thunder Saloons
* Wagoneers
* Muscle Cars
* Racing Trucks
* Muscle Trucks
* Super Tourers
* Safari Raiders
* Lowriders
* Muscle Runners
* LandRushers - 4WD Trophy Trucks
* Chauffers - Armored Mafia Sedans

### Heavy

*When speed and maneuverability isn't an option, but weight and terrain handling matters the most, the sturdiest of automobiles is what we'll offer. They can take a hefty beating and give out a hefty beating as well, while being able to cross treacherous terrain.*

* Mud Pluggers
* Rock Crawlers
* Power Mudders
* Rock Tillers
* Trekkers
* Trailblazers
* Diesel Rods
* Heavy Sixers
* Globetrotters

### Massive

*When you're sole intention is causing mass damage to your opponents and still having acceptable terrain crossing abilities, the massive division is what you need. At this point you're not even driving automobiles, but are driving heavy equipment and anything that classifies as a tractor.*

* Big Rigs
* Scouters
* Dozers
* Tractors
* Dakar Trucks
* Monster Trucks
* APCs

### Gigantic

*If massive vehicles don't cause enough damage for your fancy, the gigantic vehicles are calling you. All of them were never even meant to race, but we've extensively modified them to the point where they're fast enough to compete with massive and heavy vehicles, but at the same time, most of the time when you're driving these things, your sole purpose is to destroy, demolish and smash the opposition into oblivion.*

* Cargo Trucks
* Dump Trucks
* Blockers
* Bobtailers
* Heavy Hitchers