Bubsy/Dialogue

The following is a list of dialogue that Bubsy will say to you when various conditions are met.

## Introduction

 Bubsy | Hello there.
I was walking in the woods and I stumbled upon this town.
Some folks are saying that you're **Player**, the Hero of Solemn.
Hmm... I expected you to look a bit more... Heroic.
I’m Bubsy, Solemn's greatest chef and fashion connoisseur.
This place looks to be in desperate need of my good food and fashion sense.
I’m sure my signature Slime Pudding or my Bubbly Dragon drink would satisfy your Townsfolk.

## Conversation

### Receiving Gift

 Bubsy | Here's a Watering Can. If you stand on flowers and water them, they might breed new colors.
 Bubsy | **Player**... I've created a Blueprint that will make you and everyone in **Your Town** beautiful!
 Bubsy | My house looks beautiful, just like me. Thank you for everything you do, **Player**.

### Hangout

#### Finding a Heart Clover

 Bubsy | Oh. You shouldn't have...
 Bubsy | If we're going to hug now please don't rustle my feathers too much.
 Bubsy | I'm... Flattered you decided to give this to me.
 Bubsy | It was the eyebrows, wasn't it? That caught your eye?
 Bubsy | Perhaps we should share some drinks at the Tavern tonight...

### Romance

#### Flirt

 Bubsy | No one has ever said that to me before...
 Bubsy | Oh... And I thought I was the romantic and clever one.
 Bubsy | You don't really mean that, do you!?
 Bubsy | I... Think you dress very fashionably too, **You**.
 Bubsy | You think so? It's so hard to keep my cool around you...

#### Ask on Date

 Bubsy | I will only go on a date with you if you hold my hand.
 Bubsy | Hmm... Yes. I will go on a date with you, **You**.

#### Date #1

 Bubsy | Hmm... Going on a date with you should be interesting.
I've never dated a hero who saved an entire world before.
Let's head to Deluca and see what this turns into.
 Bubsy | Well? Are you going to take me to Deluca?
 Bubsy | You know... I think you're quite fashionable.
I don't hand that compliment out often.
Let me get a closer look at our hero.
Hmm...
Oh... Oh!
You really are attractive, aren't you?
Hmmph... It will take more than just good looks and a great fashion sense to win me over.
I think I'll score this date a solid seven out of ten.
 Bubsy | Hmm? Can we go on another date?
I don't know, **Player**... CAN WE!?

#### Date #2

 Bubsy | Can you believe it? You've scored a second date with me.
No one has gotten this far before, you know.
Many people have tried... Only to fail.
Let's go to Deluca and see what you have to offer.
 Bubsy | You're losing brownie points by the second.
Let's go to Deluca.
 Bubsy | So let me get this straight...
YOU think I'm fun to be around? And you want to get to know me more?
Huh? And you also... Like my cooking?
Well... Geez...
That's... Still not enough to win me over completely...
And just to be clear, I am not stuck up or snobby.
I just know what I like. And my standards are the only true standards of beauty.
Ugh... This would have been so much easier if you weren't absolutely gorgeous.
Okay fine. You've twisted my arm quite enough.
Why don't we try...
Ooh!
Hmmm... That was somewhat... Enjoyable.
 Bubsy | I don't even like kissing. That was weird and gross.
So when is our next date?

#### Date #3

 Bubsy | Well well well... Here we are again.
I must say you have been quite impressive so far.
I suppose I've had some fun on our little dates.
Let's go to Deluca and see if we can have some more fun.
 Bubsy | Well?
Are we going to ruffle some feathers?
 Bubsy | Listen, sugar boogar.
If you're going to date me, you have to know a few things.
You probably wouldn't have guessed this, but...
I can be rather high maintenance.
I only wear expensive clothes and I like expensive things.
Also... I don't even like kisses, but... You will have to give me one everyday.
And I'm not talking some PECK on the CHEEK.
I'm talking... A real...
Oh... Oh my!
Stop it! You cannot win me over with your... Amazing... Kisses!
Oh my... Oh **Player**!
 Bubsy | That was a ten out of ten.

#### Proposal

 Bubsy | Are you seriously asking me if I would marry you?
Surely you already know what my answer is, right? My answer... Is...
YES. I will marry you, **Player**.
I know I can be a bit much to handle sometimes, but... I'm just very picky on what I like.
...And even pickier on who I love. And I love you!
But... Before we can get all lovey-dovey... We need to pick a date for our grand wedding!

#### Post-Proposal

 Bubsy | I can't believe we're getting married! I love you so much, **Player**.
Did you invite some of the Townsfolk to our wedding?
I'll leave the inviting up to you!
 Bubsy | Hey **Player**! I'm so excited for our wedding.
Have you told everyone about it!?

### Wedding

#### Invite to Wedding

 Bubsy | So you and **Spouse** are getting married, hmm?
I will definitely not miss an occasion such as this.

#### Wedding Guest Lines

 Bubsy | I do not cry often but I might cry today.
 Bubsy | Are you prepared for the big kiss?

#### Wedding Monologue

 Bubsy | Hey **Player**.
I am feeling rather nervous.
Ever since you proposed to me, I've been looking forward to this day.
I can't believe I'm actually marrying the Hero of Solemn.
You're the only person that compares to my beauty. But more importantly...
I get this feeling of overwhelming happiness when I'm with you. It is... The strangest thing.
Hmm? Do I want spend the rest of my life with you?
I do.

### Marriage

#### Daily Married Conversation

 Bubsy | So I was thinking... Later tonight...
Would you want to...
Tickle each other to death!?
 Bubsy | You look so amazing today, **Player**.
I think you deserve a kiss!
 Bubsy | I love it when we hug each other.
Being in your arms is just the best!
 Bubsy | Come here, sugar boogar.
Give your fashionable significant other a big kiss!
Wow... You are an impressive kisser.
 Bubsy | I love you so much, **Player**.

### Invisibility

 Bubsy | Oh my gosh a ghost must be trying to talk to me!

### Events

#### "A Bug Swarm!"

 Bubsy | Do you want to know my favorite bug in all of Solemn?
It's the rare WHOGIVESAPOO beetle from the DONTREALLYCARE forest.
 Bubsy | If I get stung I am going to scream.

#### "Farmers Day!" Event

 Bubsy | Farmer's Day? Yuck.
I go to great lengths to NOT get dirt all over my feathers.
I'm afraid I'll have to pass on rolling around in the mud while eating cabbage.
 Bubsy | Solemn has such odd holidays.
Where I come from we have COOKAAW-WACAAW, a much better version of this silly event.

#### "A Gobby Caravan!" Event

 Bubsy | I do not like Gobbys or cats or caravans.
That large cat has already coughed up two furballs since it has been here.
 Bubsy | I cannot breathe.

#### "Hiding Cows!?"

 Bubsy | Cows produce milk which is great nourishment for my strong bones and soft feathers.
I owe a great deal to these creatures. My colors wouldn't be so vibrant without them.
 Bubsy | Well? Don't just stand around.
Go help that cow rancher find his cows!

#### "The Lightning Mages!" Event

 Bubsy | Hmm... I suppose those Lightning Mage outfits are rather stylish.
Do you think I would look good with one of those hats?
 Bubsy | I would look good in anything.

#### "Mad Chickens!" Event

 Bubsy | Chickens are the inferior bird species therefore I do not care about them.
They're dirty, have bulging eyeballs, make annoying sounds, and I hate them.
 Bubsy | No I will not be participating in this so called "Chicken Madness".
Do you see these feathers? I will not risk tripping and soiling myself.

#### "Meteorite Storm!" Event

 Bubsy | I have rare jewelry fashioned from Meteorites, you know.
It was all the rage back in the day. Now, they are totally out of style.
 Bubsy | It's important to keep up with fashion trends.
You... Look like you're almost caught up.

#### "The Mining Guild!" Event

 Bubsy | Hmmph. Mining is so filthy and barbaric.
You won't ever find me running around in those dirty Dust Caverns.
 Bubsy | I think I will take my fourth bath of the day now.

#### "A Plague of Weeds!?" Event

 Bubsy | Gobbys are so annoying, loud, filthy, and...
Ugh... I suppose they are pretty cute sometimes.
 Bubsy | I don't eat weeds because they are high in shmlooten. I'm shmlooten free.

#### "Punkin Day!" Event

 Bubsy | Punkin Day is a stupid holiday and I hate it.
Last night I lost a silly bet to Dalton and Ash...
...They got to decide my costume.
 Bubsy | I cannot breathe in this.

#### "Rare Item Merchant!" Event

 Bubsy | That merchant fellow said only sophisticated and trendy folks could buy his rare socks.
I just HAD to have them! So I gladly purchased them for 100,000 Dewdrops.
 Bubsy | I am so sophisticated and trendy.

#### "Return of the Fishfolk" Event

 Bubsy | Yuck! What is that awful smell!?
It smells like a mixture of slimy fish scales and unfashionable clothing.
 Bubsy | What a travesty!

#### "Scavenger Hunt" Event

 Bubsy | Hmm... Looking for silly eggs today, are you?
I've already found a few. I'll be sitting on them later for fun.
 Bubsy | Do not disturb me today. I must prepare for my egg sitting.

### Other

This character participates in 6 Special Moments. The dialogue for those can be found at the following pages:

* Burnt Feathers
* Can I Try Cooking
* Fashion Rivals
* A Poem For Bubsy
* Poetry Club
* A Ruined Morning