Catarina

> **"My boundless wisdom, wasted here, for a petty side-quest."**
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**Catarina** is a minor character who primarily appears in all of the Super Weasel Kid games.

## Description

Catarina is an anthropomorphic cat with light brown fur and green eyes -- presumably a Siberian cat breed based off of her appearance. She is shown sitting down on a flying carpet, legs almost crossed and paws on her legs.

Catarina is wearing an all purple outfit adorned with golden jewelry and belts, with certain places that look ripped or stitched up. Her head is partially covered with what appears to be a scarf, also with golden jewelry. The carpet she is sitting on has the appearance of a dollar bill, with dark green outlines and lighter green composing the rest of the item.

## Personality

Catarina has some sense of honor, seen when she dismisses the nonsense she is programmed to say and gives actual bits of knowledge that hints towards what is revealed at the end of the game. The insistence to provide relevant information in exchange for the coins reveals a sense of fairness and equivalent exchange. In Walk, that desire to provide information is expanded upon, where she directly states that her programmed lines are "petty wisdom and cheap secrets," discussing them dismissively and with contempt. The tarot card information, the "real wisdom," is therefore what she considers to be real fulfillment of her role.

## Story

### Super Weasel Kid

In Super Weasel Kid, you can find her in the clouds. She explains that she tell Weasel Kid a secret when 50 coins are brought to her. Once done, she goes into programmed words about the true meaning of happiness before interrupting herself, refusing to reward Weasel Kid with nonsense. Instead, she reveals that this game was "built on the ashes of another." Interacting with her again results in her saying one last thing: "Sarsaparilla."

### Super Weasel Kid 2: Radical Road

Catarina can be found in the clouds above the ending castle, again offering information for another 50 coins. She tells of a prophecy in her circles that speaks of "the vengeance of Reginald."

### Super Weasel Kid '09: Super Redux

Once again, Catarina can be found in the clouds. After seeing her both times in the previous games, she then elaborates on the prophecy, saying that Reginald is also known as Rootbeer Reggie, and that he will open The Hex. It is also said that Weasel Kid is mentioned.

### Walk

Catarina is found in Walk, on one of the computer screens. It is through here you can see what she has to say on the various tarot cards scattered throughout.

There are 5 Tarot cards, each with unique dialogue.

#### The Oracle

The Oracle. That's me. Lionel uses me to provide petty wisdom and cheap secrets. But I've got some real wisdom for you: I've hidden some other cards around here. If you find any, come and see me for a reading.

#### The Error

The Error. I should say, she causes errors. Her creation was very intentional. Her powers extend far beyond a mere Player Character... If only they were guided by any discernible motive. That is, any motive other than gleefully creating chaos.

#### The Janitor

Ah. The Janitor. Malevolent. Unfeeling. Something... not right with him. An unswerving loyalty to his master. Must be hard-coded.

#### The Faceless

The Faceless. That's you. You walk through the life of the developer, yet, you are not him. You go through the motions, yet you never receive the praise, the glory. Unseen and unappreciated. Does it make you resentful?

#### The Inn

The Inn. The Six Pint. Reggie's hideaway, constructed from the very timber of Root Beer Tender. Of course, he had some help building it. The thing is rigged up I hear. An elaborate mirage. When it's ready, some Player may actually help him. Enticed by the mystery, they may follow his twisted tale to its finale.

### At the Six Pint Inn

Catarina does not physically appear at the Six Pint, but a hologram of her does for both Rust and ???. To Rust, she asks if he's sure he isn't seeing things, and questions what's underneath his hood. To ???, she asks if he grew weary of being a vessel, and that he wanted to be the protagonist.

## Gallery

Catarina in Super Weasel Kid.Catarina in Super Weasel Kid 2: Radical RoadHologram Catarina at the Six Pint Inn.Catarina's appearance in WalkThe desktop's appearance in Walk.Catarina's tarot card.