Speedrunning YT Shorts 109

## Speedrunning Shorts #109

The auto-generated Shorts thumbnail. Taken from the fifth short of the speedrun.

### Writer

Joe Caine (other shorts; @KameraJunior, @Wacke, @GBKuhleen, @DannoDraws, @lifeofcobypersin, @theblondiegirl599, @LanguageSimp)

### Director

Joe Caine (other shorts; @KameraJunior, @Wacke, @GBKuhleen, @DannoDraws, @lifeofcobypersin, @theblondiegirl599, @LanguageSimp)

In Speedrunning YT Shorts #109, Joe Caine speedruns seven Shorts. The Town with No Skin Color, His Gaming Headset Saved His Life, What's Inside The Pringles Can, CAN WE CLONE HUMANS?, Cloning a MODEL in a DNA Laboratory🧬🥼, YOU SHOULD NEVER SWALLOW YOUR GUM!😳, and What is the UGLIEST Language in the World?. The first short talks about a woman in Ohio who says she's black even if her skin is white, her name is Roberta Oiler, and identifies as a black person to honor her families' legacy as some of her ancestors were African-American. The second short talks about a guy whose headset saved his life, where someone shot through his window and the bullet hit his headset instead of him. The third short tries to find something inside the miniature-sized Pringles can using a serrated blade. Once he manages to open it, there was a note that said "There is absolutely nothing inside :)" The fourth short is Episode 2 of the ARG, and we have a page on it here. Joe says it would be extremely difficult, but you would be able to clone the genes of a human but not the individual itself with personality and past experiences cannot be cloned. The fifth short is about a girl who goes to a random area to lick a lamp, and asks someone to clone it with her 'DNA.' He clones someone (but its fake, since the cell source for cloning must be from living tissue like skin and the tongue lacks that.) The sixth short is a fake story about someone who died due to a massive clump of gum in her stomach. But, it's fake, the cause was lack of minerals in her body and shortage of oxygen to the brain, so swallowing gum is safe to some extent. The seventh short talks about the 'ugliest' sounding language, Joe responds to this saying all languages are beautiful but at the end of the short says it's Danish (as a joke!)

### Lore

Just like in CAN WE CLONE HUMANS?, Joe talks about how you can't have a perfect duplicate, since personality is built off experience, which is definitely true since Phaleur's clone has blue legs, Riggy's clone has no tail, etc. He still says that cloning is possible, however. Before Joe Caine can talk how personality and past experience cannot be cloned, the video glitches and the text and images disappears, and a QR Code pops up which leads to Message.mp4, and after a second, the video glitches again and then hiding the QR Code and then putting everything back. Its said that Joe(and all the other creators) couldn't remove the QR Code, and it would come back every time they trimmed it out.

### Transcript

**Joe Caine**: "Speedrunning Shorts. [Subtitles say YT Shirts.]

*(Footage from The Town with No Skin Color shows.)*

**The News with Kamera Jr.**: "There's a woman in Ohio, who says she's black, even though her skin is white."

*(Pictures of Roberta Oiler show. Her ancestors show too.)*

**Joe Caine**: "Her name is Roberta Oiler, she identifies as a black person to honor her family's legacy, as some of her ancestors were African-American."

*(Footage from His Gaming Headset Saved His Life shows.)*

**Wacke**: "This guy's gaming headset literally saved his life."

*(Pictures of the Reddit posts about it show.)*

**Joe Caine**: "He posted on Reddit that somebody shot through his window and the bullet hit the Razer headset instead of him."

*(Footage from What's Inside The Pringles Can shows.)*

**GB Kuhleen**: "Today, we are going to find out if there is something inside the Pringles can."

*(Pictures from the video show as Joe talks.)*

**Joe Caine**: "Usually chips, but there was nothing in his tiny Pringles can."

*(Footage from CAN WE CLONE HUMANS? shows.)*

**Danno**: "Is cloning humans possible?"

*(Mostly pictures for Hide the Pain Harold [or András Arató] show.)*

**Joe Caine**: "Though extremely difficult, you can clone the genes of an individual, but the individual itself with its personality and past experiences, cann-"

*(The video glitches in order to show a QR code that leads to Message.mp4. A seemingly grayscale Mogswamp glides down at the bottom. One second later, it glitches again and the QR code is gone and everything comes back.)*

**Joe Caine**: "--be cloned."

*(Footage from [1]Cloning a MODEL in a DNA Laboratory🧬🥼 shows, starting off with the girl licking the lamp.)*

**Girl**: "I bet you can't clone me, Coby!"

**Coby Persin**: I bet you I can!

*(Images for process of cloning appear while Joe talks.)*

**Joe Caine**: "I bet you he can't, as the cell source for cloning must be from living tissue like skin, so saliva wouldn't work."

*(Footage from YOU SHOULD NEVER SWALLOW YOUR GUM!😳 shows.)*

**The Blondie Girl**: "You should never swallow your gum, and this is why."

*(Images of Samantha Jenkins [the girl in the story] show.)*

**Joe Caine**: "She told the story of Samantha Jenkins, who chewed fourteen gums per day and died due to 'massive clumps of it in her stomach.' But it's fake, the cause was lack of minerals in her body and shortage of oxygen to the brain, so swallowing gum is safe to some extent-"

*(The captions say 'some extent (one or two per week.'))*

**Joe Caine**: "-it will just poop it out."

*(Footage from What is the UGLIEST Language in the World? shows.)*

**Language Simp**: "What is the ugliest sounding language in the entire universe?"

*(Mostly pictures for Hide the Pain Harold [or András Arató] show.)*

**Joe Caine**: "All languages are beautiful, and spoken by amazing people around the world like you, except, maybe, of course, for Dani-"

*(The subtitles say "Dani- jkjkjkjkjkjk.")*

### References

1. ↑ https://mixedracestudies.org/?tag=east-jackson
2. ↑ Razer saved my life.....
3. ↑ here's more proof since people think it lying
4. ↑ new pair from razer came in. thank you 🙏
5. ↑ Cloning Fact Sheet
6. ↑ Heartbroken mom believes daughter died from chewing too much gum