Protecting the Innocent

Bring your daughter to work day isn't so straight forward for every profession.

Bring your daughter to work day can be complicated when you are a detective investigating a homicide. Watch as these parents try to keep their daughters from discovering the truth.

## Transcript

Matt: Has forensics been able to get anything?
Whitney: Not yet, sir.
Matt: A double homicide and it's not even lunch yet. Not that I'm going to be hungry. What about you? You're going to tell me why I found you here?
Stephen: No, I ain't telling you nothing.
Matt: Uh-huh.

Jason: What have we got here, Johnson?
Matt: Well, Detective, it looks like a double homicide... hello?
Jason: Sorry, this my daughter Mallory.
Matt: Oh, it's nice to meet... nice to meet you. Sir, may I have a word? With all due respect, why is she here?
Jason: Well, it's Bring-your-daughter-to-work-day.
Matt: Yes, but this is a murder scene.
Jason: Today we're going to call it a "birthday party". Here is a memo.

Jason: So what information have we gathered so far?
Matt: Well, this victim was stabbed.
Jason: "Snuggled".
Matt: Oh, sorry. This victim was "snuggled" in the chest... We counted thirteen... "snuggle" wounds.
Jason: And the other victim?
Matt: Gunshot.
Jason: Ah. "Fairy kisses".
Matt: Oh. This victim suffered from multiple "fairy kisses" to the face. The "kissing" has made him difficult to identify, he must have been really... loved. The fairy was registered to a leader of a local gang.
Jason: Ah.
Matt: ...of ballerinas.

Mallory: Daddy, daddy, can I have a fairy?
Jason: Not until you're 18. Unless you have a boyfriend, in which case I'll give you two fairies. One for your purse, the other for the glovebox.

Jason: Who is this guy?
Matt: Suspect. Found him outside with a "snuggle" in his coat pocket.
Stephen: What? Man, all I had was a knife.
Jason: Think of the kids, man!
Stephen: I was carrying the "snuggle" for someone else. I ain't "snuggled" no one never. And sure, I think it'd be nice to curl up on the couch with a cup of cocoa next to a warm fire. Maybe snuggle for a little while... I'm sorry, I got lost in the metaphor.

James: Officers.
Jason: Morning, chief.
Matt: Chief.
James: I just found a 9 mm "fairy" in the dumpster. Now that makes three parties in one week. I hate to say it, but I'm afraid we got a serial "party thrower" on our hands.

Jeremy: Sir, we just got a call that someone was trying to "tickle a clown" down on 9th. The "tickler" got away on a stolen "pony", but galloped right into a brick "rainbow".
James: Was anyone "spanked"?
Jeremy: Only the tickler. Paramedics pronounced him "spanked" on the scene. There was "glitter" everywhere.
James: Alright, I'm going to have to go check this out. Bring him downtown and send Stevenson down there too.
Jason: You got it. Give me detective Stevenson.
Mallory: Daddy, daddy, are we going to see a pony?
Jason: No, dear, the "pony" was totalled. It's going to have to be compacted and sold for individual parts.

Stephen: You're a monster.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the last sketch of Season 2 Episode 3.
* This is the sixtieth sketch in which Whitney (Call) Meek appears, and the fortieth sketch in which Jeremy Warner appears.
* This is the first sketch since WrongCom, the opener of the previous episode, in which all ten cast members appear, and only the third time of Season 2, after the season opener Welcome Back Song.
	+ Adam and Stacey's faces are covered in this sketch and they don't have a speaking role.