Star Butterfly's Summer Vacation (Rugrats Potty Training Spike)

Star: OH my god, I can't believe I passed summer school. My dad's not gonna believe me hes gonna be so proud of me.

Charleyyy and Friends is filmed in front of a live audience.

Charleyyy: Oh hi guys I'm Charleyyy.

(audience yaying)

Charleyy: And today, guess what, I have a secret. I LIKE POT!

(Audience booing)

Charleyyy: No wait dont judge me. I like pot, you know you can put water in here, you can boil it, and when you're bored, you can use it as a hat. IM AN IDIOT IM AN IDIOT IM AN IDIOT.

Marco: Oh ho ho ho ho ho, Charleyyy, youre so hilarious my boy ho ho ho ho ho. Wait, where's Junior, I mean he's after school, and today was his last day, oh he better pass, he should be here.

Star: Dad dad dad dad dad dad.

Marco: What is it Junior, did you pass?

Star: Believe it or not, I did pass.

Marco: Wait, you passed? I think you're lying, where is the camera?

Star: Don't worry Dad, the camera is right here and I passed. I killed the fly.

Marco: Whoa that was surprising, did you hear that world, my son is successful, he's not a failure.

Star: And what's my reward.

Marco: Well you passed and I'm not gonna stab you but you can get to go to Toys R Us and get you a toy each and then Chuck E Cheese.

Star: Toys R Us and Chuck E Cheese? Can my friends come?

Marco: Of course they can come.

Star: And do they get a toy?

Marco: Well, did they pass?

Star: Well, some of them did.

Marco: Well good.

Star: But who's gonna take me?

Marco: You already know, Chef Pee Pee.

Star: Um, he's in jail dad.

Marco: What, how did he get in jail?

Star: Well, the principal thought he was molesting me at school so we need to bail him out.

Marco: Yes, we need to bail him out, lets bail him out.

(one bail out later)

Glossaryick: Look, I did not molest Junior at school. The principal had a misunderstanding.

Marco: Look, I don't care about that. What I care is you need to take Junior to Toys R Us and Chuck E Cheese.

Glossaryick: Toys R Us and Chuck E Cheese? Why Bowser? First I got sent to jail and now I have to take Junior and his friends to Toys R Us and Chuck E Cheese?

Marco: Because my son is successful and he's not a failure so go take him there.

Chef Pee Pee: Come on Bowser. Please negotiate with me.

Bowser Junior: Bye dad I love you.

Chef Pee Pee: Its not fair.

Star: Come on get in Toad. Toad are you ready?

Ludo: You know I am!

Star: Chef Pee Pee, are you ready?

Glossaryick: No I'm not ready. I hate you and know I have to take you to Toys R Us and Chuck E Cheese.

Star: Don't be in a sourpush mood. We're gonna go with Toad, Joseph, and all my friends.

Glossaryick: I don't wanna babysit you little bastards. Who are we picking up first.

Star: Joseph. His house is right here.

Star: Hi Joseph.

Pony Head: Hi Dude, what's up.

Star: We're going to Toys R Us and Chuck e Cheese.

Pony Head: This is gonna be a fun time.

Pony Head: Chef Pee Pee, where are we going?

Glossaryick: We're going to pick up Cody.

Pony Head: Aw not that loser!

Glossaryick: Yeah, I thought he was a loser too.

Star: Hey, don't be mean to Cody, he's gotta have some friends.

Star: Hi Cody.

Tom Lucitor: Hi guys, my mom doesnt have to pick me up today.

Ludo: Hi Cody!

Everyone: TOYS R US TOYS R US TOYS R US!

Glossaryick: Alright unbuckle your seat belts cause it's time to get out.

Star: But were not at Toys R Us Chef Pee Pee, youre lying.

Glossaryick: I'm not lying. Toys R Us is over there!

Star: WOW TOYS R US IS RIGT THERE ITS RIGHT THERE CHEF PEE PEE!

Glossaryick: God you have eyes you idiot.

Star: I'm getting a million zillion toys.

Glossaryick: You're not getting a million toys, You're only getting one. ONE FOR EVERYBODY ONLY ONE OKAY DONT PICK UP TWO SEVEN NOTHING LIKE THAT.

Star: But I want all of them Chef Pee Pee.

Glossaryick: You're not gonna get all of them. Your dad only gave me enough money for one freaking toy. Now let's go.

Ludo: Oh man they got the mini cove. Oh, they got it in pink. You know I gotta get it in pink. Oh there's Marios kart and (gasps) They got the volkswagen, the Minnie Mouse one. I gotta have this but it's too small. I'm gonna look at the nerf guns.

Ludo: Oh man they got the oozies. I've seen this online and (gasps). THEY GOT THE INSTAN STRIKE A LEAK, 90 FEET. IT CANT SHOOT 90 FEET IVE GOTTA HAVE THIS CHEF PEE PEE.

Pony Head: Oh man, look at all these balls. Soccer balls, basket balls, footballs and colorful soccer balls. I really need a basketball though.

Tom Lucitor: Oh what do I want? One toy, one toy. OH! Ken Barbie. I've gotta have this. Chef Pee Pee!

Glossaryick: Alright, since your friends are looking for there toy each you gotta choose one so choose.

Star: I want a Thomas.

Glossaryick: But you already have a Thomas.

Star: Oh yeah, I already have a Thomas, (gasps) There's a green one, and an aqua one, and a dark red one. I don't like the red one. Can I get all of them?

Glossaryick: No you're only getting one.

Star: How about seven?

Glossaryick: No you're only getting one now choose one.

Star: But I want all of them Chef Pee Pee.

Glossaryick: No.

Star: Iwant all of them!

Glossaryick: Errrrrrr!!!!!

Star: ALL OF THEM!

Star: Yay! I got two trains! Thank you a Chef Pee Pee.

Glossaryick: You spoiled little brat.

Ludo: Got that oozies. Couldn't get the big ones but this will do.

Pony Head: Hey, Junior how did you get two?

Glossaryick: He gets two because he's a spoiled crybaby.

Star: I'm not a crybaby.

Glossaryick: Whatever.

Tom Lucitor: I've got a Ken doll and were in love.

Star: So where are we going now?

Glossaryick: Chuck E Cheese.

Star: Yay, go go go go!

Glossaryick: Wait, I have to turn the freakin gear.

Star: I love my green train Chef Pee Pee.

Glossaryick: We're here.

Star: Wait, where are we at?

Glossaryick: (sighs) Chuck E Cheese.

Star: (gasps) CHUCK E CHEESE, WE'RE AT CHUCK E CHEESE!

TBC