Balfuzar Paktup

**About**

Balthasar Pakton was born in 2001 in Switzerland during the recession. However, in 1806 he moved to Bradford as a means to escape conflict during the recession. During the recession, he was raised on a catholic farm made by strict catholic horses during the recession. However, after the death of his father figure horse during the recession he joined the army to escape his horrible memories during the recession. In order to forget about this tragic loss he joined the army during the recession where he met Osire during the recession, Mikey during the recession and Spencer, however Spencer tragically during the filming of Wolf of wall street. During his time in the army he became good friends with Osire during the recession, Mikey during the recession and Spencer, however Spencer tragically during the filming of Wolf of wall street of acute lymphobastic leukemia (what a pussy o man). After the army, Balthasar became a crack addict in valentine and blemmed zoots with the mandem all day. He enjoys hot steamy showers with naked slaves and the mandem and blem da zoots in leeds. He is 15 years old turning 40 this sunday in a summer near you coming soon shortly within the next 2 days and 7 years... After getting over his drug addiction he met Stanley and Osire, who died of radiation poisoning. During the events of vengeful he suffers from severe legbeans. After the events of season 1 Balthasar catches cancer from a broken refrigerator which he tries to hide from the DEA in. Because of his rapidly developing cancer he knows he doesn't have much time left so he gets plastic surgery to become his favourite little mungy gogy. After this plastic surgery, Balthasars cancer worsened and he was shot off a train in Tumbleweed in 2009 so he was forced to live in the desert for 80 years, On his 17th birthday he finally made it to Valentine where he plotted to assassinate Osire Winchester for not doing heroin on his birthday. In the events of season 3 his cancer worsens so he loses his hair and becomes a lanky malacka so he hires Stanley (who later died from leukemia) to kidnap Osire. Osire escapes however Balthasar's vegetative state manages to get up and stab Osire 3 times in the back. Osire manages to crawl away and becomes a vegetable for a several years. During this time balthasar recovers from his cancer and becomes a bodybuilder, donates millions to cancer research charities and then becomes dyslexic. When he learns Osire survived he becomes enraged and returns to Switzerland where he hires his old horse family to try and kill Osire. Their attempts are futile in the face of death which Osire hath become. Balthasar is devastated by the horse families deaths and takes it upon himself to kill Osire. At the end of season 3 he knocks osire unconscious and throws him into a river where he is eaten by tadpoles. However he tragically falls in and is devoured like a succelent by the tadpoles. The gushy tadpoles turn into frogs and squirm to rebirth Balthasar as a fresh baby. He then dies in a miscarriage. Thin.

**Appearance**

Balthasar has luscious, flowing black hair and a majestic white beard like lil nas x in the holiday music video. He has methhead teeth, and a sharp chin spike which he uses to penetrate black men in hot steamy shower scenes.