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Super Pirate

"**Super Pirate**" is the 2nd segment of episode 18 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

After Pirate Alex fails to do hard tasks, he must disguise himself as a superhero and steal a strength potion Pirate Levi made to do the tasks, but it becomes a problem when the other pirates stops hanging out with him since they are jealous of him since he can do more hard tasks than them, and has a choice if he wants to stay in his superhero way or go back to being normal and weak.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi
* Time Card Narrator
The Parrot Who Sailed A Boat

"**The Parrot Who Sailed A Boat**" is the 2nd segment of episode 4 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

The pirates were setting up the party, while doing that the parrot has flew to Captain John’s ship, and Captain John befriends the parrot which Pirate Levi disapproves. When the parrot later took control of the ship to go to his island, the pirates and captain must stop the parrot before reaching his island.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi
* Parrot (Debut)
* Pirate Crew (No Speaking Role) (Debut)

## Trivia

* This, along with it's sister episode, is the last episode in December, and in 2021.
Row Your Boat

"**Row Your Boat**" is the 2nd segment of episode 2 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

The sailor turns the ship into a boat for an adventure, until they start finding a couple of problems like no food or a huge tsunami coming!

## Plot

Captain John makes an announcement for the pirates telling them the ship will be turned into a boat. When the ship turns into a boat, the pirates has no opinion and the Captain told them to give it a chance. He also gives the paddles to 2/3 of the pirates in the boat, telling them to start paddling before he throws them off the boat. Later on, the pirates complain that they are hungry, and the captain also says that there is a tsunami coming, causing the wave to splash on the entire boat and crew. Later, Captain apologizes for putting in this mess, but Pirate Alex points an island nearby, making the Captain and pirates cheer.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi (Cameo)
* Unnamed Pirates
Fishy Situation

"**Fishy Situation**" is the 2nd segment of episode 1 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

It's fishing day and all the pirates try to catch a fish until someone catches the pirates a perfect fish.

## Plot

Captain John tells the pirates that today is fishing day and advise all the pirates to catch at least 3 fishes so he can use it to cook for lunch and dinner. Pirate Levi tries to catch the fish, but the fishing rod gets to his face instead. While Captain John is in the lounge dealing with things, a perfect fish lands on his face. He finds the fish perfect and cancels the fishing activity, and instead start eating the fish. Pirate Maria tells the captain why the ship is turning into a fish and starting to smell like fish. Captain John doesn't know and advise the pirates to eat the fish, but the ship was turned in a fish, causing Captain John to get mad when one of the pirates was right.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva (Debut) (Appearance only, no speaking role)
* Pirate Levi (Debut)
* Unnamed Pirates
Url

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Character Rankings

###### **To Pimp a Butterfly: 12th/20**

Url was a great character during pre-merge, carrying the Zulu tribe in the first immunity ~~I honestly don't even remember if they won, but let's assume they did~~ by writing a pretty butterfly poem, holding a one-sided grudge/rivalry against Danielle and Sarah (for some reason), and finally going out in the double tribal before merge. He is someone who I would've liked to see in the merge, even though I don't think he was set up to go far, but he would've added a nice touch.

## Trivia

* Url's S9 hype song was "Roman Holiday" by Halsey
* Both times Url played, he was voted out at the second tribal council he attended in that season, and 5 votes were cast against him
Fish For Life

"**Fish For Life**" is the 1st segment of episode 18 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

When Captain John finds an old, smelly and expired fish, he and his pirates must find a way to do something about it, since they can’t eat it because they would get sick, and cannot put it in the water because it would pollute the ocean.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi
* Time Card Narrator
The Incredible Shrinking Pirate

"**The Incredible Shrinking Pirate**" is the 1st segment of episode 16 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

When Pirate Levi accidentally shrunk Pirate Alex with his shrinking machine, he must find ways to reverse the effects of the machine that will grow him back to his normal size.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Levi
* Time Card Narrator

## Trivia

* This reveals that Pirate Levi can make machines and potions.
NKS

*“im not just gonna lay down and get my ass kicked in” -NKS, OKC Episode 3*

## OK Computer: NKS

NKS was on the Aliens tribe, along with Becca, Bod, Dink, Emily, and Lenny. He failed to make any connections on his tribe, and after the Aliens lost the Jigsaw Puzzle challenge, he made the #please-save-my-ass alliance in attempts of convincing Dink and Lenny to vote off Becca with him. However, NKS was sent home in a 4-1 vote.

## Character Rankings

###### **OK Computer: 15th/18**

Even though NKS is now only remembered for the highly iconic Dink meme, he was indeed a bit of a character himself, as he admittedly hated everyone on his tribe, and was fully confident he could comp his way to a win. Obviously, when the successful OG Aliens tribe finally lost in the double tribal, he was the easy vote, but he showed a lot of fight in him by trying his hardest to flip Dink and Lenny and get Becca out, obviously this didn't work and he ended up going out, but he was for sure an interesting presence in the unusual OKC pre-merge.
Myka

## Character Rankings

###### **To Pimp a Butterfly: 8th/20**

Good ol' Myka. We all love Myka now, and we all loved him back then too. He was in a very good position all of pre-merge, and he had great confessionals where his story and his heartfelt words caught specs' hearts left and right. Sadly for him, he found himself on the bottom after Danielle played her EV to get Curie out, putting him right at the bottom of the merged tribe, and he couldn't recover from there. He was however part of maybe the greatest move in AlbumORGs history, when Weajue played her idol on him at the live tribal, negating 6 votes, and forcing a 1-1-1 tie. He notably had the respect of everyone in the jury and in the game at all points, even though he never managed to get along too well with the dominating duo of the season, Danielle and Paxton.
Bod

*“Ambition looks pretty on me actually, I claim the immunity necklace.” -Bod, OKC Episode 6*

## Character Rankings

###### **OK Computer: 13th/18**

Bod is... well, Bod. He started off really slow in OG Aliens but started gaining some footing slowly, yet, his personality is still an enigma to me even to this day, as he really didn't do much in the game or even in his confessionals. He was never a big name, he wasn't ever in control, and he was definitely the easiest post-merge vote. I guess one point in his favor is the fact he refused to vote Avery for the win, a true visionary he was.
James

## Character Rankings

###### **The Fame Monster: 15th/16**

So when the second boot was turned into a cult hero because of his heartwarming father story with [...] yet he still lands on the 15th spot in character rankings, you know it was a personality filled season! I think James would've been decently higher if he had lasted longer, but alas, it wasn't meant for him this time.
Alex (TFM)

* 1.0
* 2.0
* 3.0
* 4.0

*"I'd rather be a rat than a goat" - Alex, TFM Episode 4*

## Character Rankings

###### **The Fame Monster: 8th/16**

Another one that hurts to see dropping so much!! But in a similar fashion to Carp, Alex wasn't much of a main character in terms of the game during merge, but he was one of those adorable side characters the cult fans of the movie find more likable than the main characters. He was great at surviving, was in the right side of several votes, but wasn't the driving force of many. He was a little more prominent pre-merge, but soon after merge hit the strong personalities collided which I feel left Alex with his more laid-back and peaceful approach a little lost. Still a very important character for the season, just a little too non-dramatic.

## Trivia

* Alex and Hope are the first players to play three times, and make the merge each time they played
* Alex is the only 4-time player of the series.
Dan

## Character Rankings

###### **The Fame Monster: 5th/16**

Dan... Dan was THE main character during all of pre-merge. No one came close. It seemed to be going that way for him during merge as well, until the Hope vote happened, and his immense social capital hurt him. He was the ONLY Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah to have the vote leaked to him, and had to make a tough decision, telling his ride or die Nate or not. He chose not to, and when he backtracked on his own decision, *that's* what kick-started the whole chaos that happened during F9 and F8. He was a victim of his own chaos at F8, when he got blindsided by an unexpected coalition, and his very dominant game up until then was cut short. It was a fast fall from grace for Dan, but that doesn't mean we will forget everything before that!
Austin

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 9th/16**

Nah, but for real, Austin was not a bad character by any means, but he was admittedly one of the least impactful players at merge in terms of the game, and that's the only reason he's not higher. He had great confessionals, was hilarious throughout, and made the end. What more can you ask for? He also made the parchment with the crying selfie that set Jamie on a witch-hunt for the rest of the season, which was probably his most impactful move. Still, we all love :applekid: and he was an important part of the most dominant alliance of the season (and arguably of the series) by basically acting as a boxing bag for the other side, iconic behavior.

## Trivia

* Austin, along with Grim and Jamie, were the first players to not attend tribal council before the merge.
Carp

## Character Rankings

###### **The Fame Monster: 10th/16**

OK THIS ONE HIGHKEY HURTS... in any other season, Carp would've both dominated in terms of game played and been MUCH higher in character rankings, but my reasoning for this position is the fact that while he was a prominent character for a portion of the pre-merge, with the unfavorable swap, it seemed like he kept losing stock, and for a lot of the merge, Carp seemed to be left out of most stuff, for whatever reason, which led to him losing a bit of spotlight as time went by. Despite that, he never stopped fighting, giving us great content, and trying his best to turn the tides in his favor. It sadly did not work, but Carp was a character any season would die to have!
Case

*"I swear I'm not a crackhead / Nope. Nada. Not me at all" -Case, AR Episode 5*

## Character Rankings

###### **Abbey Road: 13th/18**

Poor little Case. How different the whole game would've been with him making merge, but his head was not in the game, and his decision to pull himself was a wise one. However, in the little time he was in the season, he clearly proved he was supposed to be one of the main characters, as he was included in strategy talk very often, and kept engaging everyone with his electric personality, but it just wasn't meant to be...
Kowboy

## Character Rankings

###### **Blonde: 14th/20**

Being the final pre-juror should be enough to guarantee The Kow a good spot in the rankings, but the fact is... despite his incredible iconic moments - including "BALL DON'T LIE BABY" and his infinitely hilarious rant to the judges after the first challenge, The Kow was pretty quiet, although he almost made merge by virtue of his tribes never losing a challenge, which, to be fair, he contributed a lot too. He was booted in an... unconventional way too, as he was tripping balls and the wheel that knows all let him know ahead of time his time was up. A memorable character, but a lot of wasted potential aswell.
Michael

## Character Rankings

###### **The Fame Monster: 14th/16**

Michael was doing very well in the Gaga Ooh La La tribe to start off, having close allies in Alex and Yara, but an unfortunate swap that left him as the odd man out with Carp and Theo being a little more social and his OG tribe in a 4-3 minority cut his time short. He was funny and strong in his confessionals the time he was in the game, but unfortunately it was cut too short to be much higher on the list.
Grim

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 2nd/16**

The fallen angel of the season, and the likely unanimous winner of the season if she had gotten to the end! Dominated the OG James tribe over the sucky OG Betty tribe, dominated the swap tribe, dominated the merge. There was never a moment in Folklore Grim wasn't great, and that she wasn't on top. She made getting to F4 with a tight alliance and with everyone loving you seem like a piece of cake, and maybe it was for her! Part of the legendary duo with Milo and the dominant Moga Moga Boat alliance, Grim was without a doubt one of the greatest characters we've had in AlbumORGs history. Funny, strategic, sweet, compelling, anything you name, Grim probably was (except a firemaking winner).

## Trivia

* Grim, along with Austin and Jamie, are the first players to never attend a tribal before the merge.
My Great Captain John

"**My Great Captain John**" is the 1st segment of episode 9 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

Captain John retires when the Pirates disobey his orders. But after the new captain was more cruel than the old captain, the pirates plans a way to get to Captain John and tell him to come back.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi
Pirate Contest

"**Pirate Contest**" is the 2nd segment of episode 12 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

Captain John hosts a Pirate contest to see who is the best pirate around, but it becomes a battle when Pirate Levi and Alex heard Pirate Maria stating pirate women would do better and would win the contest.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi
Ash

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 8th/16**

Again, really hard to rank the remaining players, and Ash was super important to the season, but the few things she has going against her is that she became a little distant from the game at some point and that she wasn't in the Moga Moga Boat alliance that made F4. Still, she was the *only* one to actively try to work with the poor poor Betty tribe members and avoid the pagonging, to no success, sadly. She made no enemies and was a bright presence on the season, but as I mentioned, everyone else was also a bright presence.
Pirate's Curse

"**Pirate's Curse**" is the 1st segment of episode 2 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

A pirate in the ship accidentally touched Davy Jones treasure, which gives him the pirate's curse!

## Plot

Captain John tells the pirates that today is the day that it's time to clean the treasure room, but the other pirates (except Levi) ran away to avoid being the one doing it, causing Pirate Levi to be the one to clean the room. Then Pirate Levi complains that the room is so dusty, and decides to dust the treasure gold first, causing him to have a green glow around him. Then it cuts to Captain John in a hammock in the lounge room, telling how excited he is that it's not him doing the work and also says what can the cleaning job go wrong before Pirate Levi opens the door loudly. Pirate Levi tells the captain that he has a pirate curse, causing the Captain to come up to the pirate and tells him that the curse isn't a good thing. But Pirate Levi doesn't know what the curse is, so Captain John tells the pirate the history of the curse and what it is about. After that story, Pirate Levi notices him not disappearing already and saying if he has luck, Captain John then says no since what Pirate Levi touch was the fake treasure gold and the real one is what he brung in the room. Pirate Levi is so desperate to touch the gold because of how shiny it is, Captain John tells the pirate that it's not a good idea to touch it before being cut off by the green glow causing the pirates, captain, and the entire ship to disappear 3 hours later.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Levi
* Unnamed Pirates

## Trivia

* This is the episode with the least amount of characters appearance (not counting the unnamed pirates)

## Errors

* There was an error where Pirate Alex was in the episode according to the credits, however it was Pirate Levi and not Pirate Alex. The voice actor of the character is Evan, not Jony.
Kaito

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 14th/16**

Kaito actually did pretty well on his time in Folklore. He was generally liked although seen as a little absent at times, he was very sweet and a bright presence on the season, although not as big of a personality as most of the rest. He sadly had to quit due to personal reasons but he was likely going to be voted out anyways if he had gone to tribal, but him being this low is *not* because he was a bad character, it just shows how filled with characters this season was!
Paxton

* 1.0
* 2.0

*"I hate quiet. I create noise if there is no noise." - Paxton, AotS Episode 3*

## Character Rankings

###### **To Pimp a Butterfly: 2nd/20**

Our villain of the season Paxton. This could be a tad bit controversial as he definitely was a polarizing character, but let's accept it, TPAB was a season where villains were everywhere, and Paxton wore that outfit the best out of anyone. Being in control the whole game, playing both an impressive social and strategic game, and embracing his villain status by getting into trouble with a lot of the cast members, yet, Paxton is someone who I feel was misunderstood in his time, including by myself. He was the first to be like "yo this Dan dude kinda nuts amirite", he controlled the season from start to finish until his vote out, and the only reason he wasn't a contender to win at the end is because his jury management kinda sucked balls. Thankfully, we don't take that into account here in these rankings

###### **All of the Stars: 20th/21**

Paxton mostly fell victim to the standards for activity in this season was super high compared to, for example, To Pimp a Butterfly, his OG season. He still gave pretty good confessionals but ultimately didn't have much impact in the season, which is a bummer, because he's a riot when he's in the zone.
Orange

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Character Rankings

###### **Blonde: 10th/20**

Another person who made no sense that he got voted out when he did... but we'll try to overlook that because Tricky and Spencer have had enough of that already. Anyways, Orange is an underrated character because he's more quiet, he continuously gave pretty good content and despite being so young, he's really mature, and consistently showed how aware of his surroundings he was, and I said it during the season, he was perhaps one of the only people with a working brain for most of Blonde... again, he was a little more on the quiet side, but he was being himself, and that's what matters! He played a pretty good game and he was fun to host and watch progress.
Duck

## Character Rankings

###### **Abbey Road: 10th/18**

Ducky Duck was an underrated force in the game of Abbey Road, and him being this low is *not* because he was a weak character, in fact, he was a really strong "lone wolf" type of character, but in the grand scheme of things, everyone who's above him had either a bigger impact on the game, or just a more compelling narrative. He was perhaps the biggest challenge performer of the season, and was in the middle of the clusterfuck that was the F8 live tribal, and the only thing keeping him from being higher is the fact he never really had a set narrative surrounding him, and the characters around him ended overshadowing him.
Riley

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Future Nostalgia: Riley 1.0

Riley was a member of the Starlight tribe, where he struggled early on to gain power. He lost a potential close ally in Pie when the Starlight tribe lost the first challenge. After losing the second challenge, Riley's name was pushed by several tribe members, and with nobody wanting to push against the tide, he was sent home unanimously.

### Voting History

 2

## The Miseducation of IGOR: Riley 2.0

After a short run in the tenth season, Riley returned as a favorite to Season 11. Starting on the Mary J. Blige tribe...
Llama

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 13th/16**

Poor Llama, another victim of being on the worst and most dysfunctional tribe in AlbumORGs history. Llama showed a lot of promise during the time she was here, and she would've probably thrived if she had been swapped away from the cursed tribe, but after Shaw was blindsided, her fate was sealed. One of the most intense moments of the season was her rivalry with Hannah, which got pretty heated in the tribal she was eliminated at, she's only this low because she didn't have time to make a lasting impact, but a bad character she was not.
Fire

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Character Rankings

###### **OK Computer: 2nd/18**

The POTS of the season! Fire started out on the messy Tourists tribe and his achievements there included robbing Morgs and blowing a big lead in a hero challenge, but despite all of that, he was probably the most sane member of that tribe, and he was definitely in the most control over there. Having a favorable swap for him, he got closer with Avery, and the rest is history, as those two never really let go of the control of the game, even though Fire was always a bit below Avery in people's minds. As I already mentioned, he was a part of the legendary missfits, but an underrated part of his game is the fact that was, in fact, the glue that held them together for the first few cycles, as Avery and Mars took a little to develop the levels of trust we all got to see towards the end of OKC. Besides this, Fire's character really shone through his confessionals, with both real life and in-depth strategy talk, which earned him the best confessionals award. Fire didn't really do much wrong in OKC, and the fact he was a zero vote finalist is still sad, but maybe actually deserved after his video confessional dipping a cookie in water.

###### **All of the Stars: 13th/21**

Fire was yet another one of the several robberies we had this season. He was in a great position overall and within the Manchester tribe, and that's exactly why he was voted out. I have zero doubts that Fire would have gone on to make a deep run had he made merge, and that probably shows that it was the optimal move at that fatidical tribal. His departure deeply upsetting several important players in the game, plus his great presence while playing + during the Fallen Stars period, lands him the top pre-merger spot on character rankings.
Dani

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Character Rankings

###### **To Pimp a Butterfly: 3rd/20**

Our first AlbumORGs winner, and perhaps our most dominant one, in the sense that she never really lost control of the game besides at F5. She found an idol early on and kept it until F6 where she played it purely as a safety measure. She played the EV to break a 5-5 tie at F10, she led the vote outs of Weajue, Myka, and Brock, on her way to avenge her closest ally Bob's death, and as if that wasn't enough to showcase her dominance, she won the last two immunity challenges to guarantee her spot at FTC and snatch the victory in a 4-3 vote against Nathan. She was involved in Curie-Dangate, she made a few enemies here and there, but I believe she's the deserved winner of S1, with a great character arc to go with it.

###### **All of the Stars: 14th/21**

Even though Dani was one of the quieter confessionalists, she had a huge impact on the season as a whole, being the starting point of the move that shook the game up the hardest during pre-merge, and genuinely playing hard because she needed to. She was a very compelling character to watch, and someone who definitely earned every single good thing that happened to her in the game.
Gizmo

## Character Rankings

###### **Abbey Road: 12th/18**

Time for everyone's favorite, Gizmo! Gizmo's Abbey Road stay, while short, was a great one, stealing hearts left and right everywhere she went and with everything she said. She hit it off pretty well socially with his Mustard tribemates, but she had the misfortune of her tribe, well, sucking *a lot*. She successfully survived two tribals, but at the third one, she decided to take a step back, and let her tribe know they had her blessing to vote her out, as she didn't see herself capable of keeping up with the challenges. Her departure was perhaps the saddest and most unfair of the whole game, and left everyone with an empty heart and a burning desire to see more from her.
Milo

* 1.0
* 2.0
* 3.0

*"I am so so stupid, but these people are stupider" - Milo, AotS Episode 8*

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 6th/16**

Did anyone really expect anything else? Unanimous winner, and while his game wasn't as flashy as previous AlbumORGs winner games were, his game was probably the most dominant we've seen. If @crystal had done power rankings, I'm pretty sure Milo would've been #1 on every single cycle, that's how good he was, BUT we're here to talk about his character, which was basically as good as his game. Incredibly in-depth confessionals, but that didn't mean he was a gamebot, but the total opposite, his confessionals were filled with personality and different emotions. He was a true villain during the game but he was a villain you couldn't help but root for. He was the single most important person on the whole game since day 1, and he was always an amazing presence to have. When the time comes to rank players in general in AlbumORGs, I'm not sure yet where he'd rank, but I would be incredibly surprised if many people - if anyone, surpassed the impact Milo had on Folklore. As I said in the merge trust rankings: Folklore was Milo's world, and everyone else just lived in it for a whole month.

###### **All of the Stars: 3rd/21**

Honestly what can I even say about Milo that hasn't been said already? He's 50, lives in England, is always grooming men, and is in love with Austin. However, all these things have never kept him from being a main character in both AlbumORGs seasons. While he found more success in Folklore where he completely dominated the competition, he found some more adversity this time around, where as early as pre-merge he started having people who wanted his head on a platter, namely everyone in the Fallen Stars camp. Even with his allies both not giving enough effort to match him and Spencer coming in looking for revenge in the name of all the Fallen Stars, he still persevered! He managed to hit back after the Avery vote, also getting some revenge for the Joey and Fire votes. As I said in another occasion, he had nothing to prove after Folklore, yet still came in and proved some more why he's such a legendary figure in the AlbumORGs lore, ending his story for the time being in a very poetic way, as the fallen angel and final juror.

## Trivia

* Milo is the first winner to receive a unanimous vote win
	+ He is the only winner to receive this distinction
* Milo has played all of his season with oomps
D*n

## To Pimp a Butterfly: D\*n

###### **To Pimp a Butterfly: 9th/20**

Maybe the most controversial placement. I debated making him higher, lower, but this felt like the right place for him, let me explain why:
Despite everything Dan did, and all the toxicity he brought upon the season, he was undeniably one of the biggest characters of the season. If this ranking was "hardest players to host", he'd for sure be #1, but if it were "most rootable players in AlbumORGs history", he would probably be up there too aswell before the dark dark FTC. Dan had an incredibly compelling character arc, and a great narrative, he lost his #1 ally in Morgan when he quit, he battled through all of the merge from the bottom, which meant he had a LOT of people rooting for him in the jury AND in the spec lounge, he had a very heated rivalry with Paxton, he infamously led the F9 live tribal, and honestly, what did he *not* do that season? He is not someone who deserves to be praised for his behavior that season, but it would also be dumb to not acknowledge that Dan helped make TPAB an incredibly entertaining season, in my honest opinion.
Abandoned Ship

"**Abandoned Ship**" is the 2nd segment of episode 19 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

When Captain John’s ship hits something heavy in the water, Pirate Levi decides to go and check, but he later founds an abandoned ship and wants to know more about it along with the others.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi
* Time Card Narrator
Joe (AR)

## Joe

*"people aren't good liars / that's something these survivors have taught me thus far" -Joe, AR Episode 1*

## Abbey Road: Joe

Joe was on the Mister Mustard tribe. After his tribe lost the first immunity challenge of remaking the Abbey Road cover, Joe was quickly targeted for having been inactive. He voted for Justin before going home in a 5-1 vote.

## Character Rankings

###### **Abbey Road: 18th/18**

Joe had the odds against him from the start, as his journey began on the incredibly cursed Mustard tribe, however, his vote out wasn't much of a surprise as he was clearly not that into the game. A shame, but definitely not a robbery.
Season 6: All of the Stars

## Season Summary

###### **BACKGROUND**

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars / My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by David Bowie / Kanye West. Two of the most important albums in the history of music, they represent the eccentricity and peak of two of the greatest artistic minds ever, being from completely different eras, but changing music in very similar ways.

###### **SEASON SUMMARY**

Right off the bat, the players got notified of the outcasts twist, where one person would be able to come back into the game. The first few votes were unanimous, without much to note. However, at the second tribal of the Pink Monkey-Birds 2 tribe, Lenny and Milo concocted a plan to idol Spencer out, after the vote inevitably fell on Lenny, after that, Spencer never stopped working until he would come back into the game. The cycle after, Fire was blindsided after Tricky used a Vote Steal to steal Brock's vote and vote him out, saving himself, after Dani took Greed and sent her tribe to tribal council. In one of the craziest moments in AlbumORGs history, Mars and Weajue came up with a very convoluted plan to mutiny to the Manchester tribe and help out their allies, which sadly, but not suprisingly, bit them in the butt. Weajue was voted out after Mars went on an undercover mission, not even going to tribal to vote out of the people who voted Fire. After this, the Fallen Stars tribal took place, where Spencer received 4 votes to come back, which were more than enough. At merge, Dee and Minor received a lot of heat, and Minor ended up as the pondy mayor. Annoyed by this result, Avery triggered a live tribal, which ended up in a telephone game resulting in Lenny being voted out, Dani followed right after in an almost unanimous vote. At F10, a hard divide came, when Adopted by Blonde voted out Avery in a 5-4-1 vote, after Brock suggested a split. A successful idol play by Oomps saw Tricky go home at F9, followed by Dee at F8 after rocks weren't in the menu. After 3 consecutive live tribals, Spencer also ended going home at F7. In the endgame, Oomps was the big threat everyone wanted to vote out, and after she finally went out at F5, the only winner left went home as the final juror. In yet again a crazy FTC vote, the vote tied 3-3-3 between the three finalists, with Mars casting a tiebreaker vote for Brock for him to win the season.

Winner: **BROCK** (3-3-~~3~~/4-3-2 vote)

Runner-Ups: **ADAM & MARS**

Fan Favorite: **MILO**

Player of the Season: **OOMPS**
The Anchor

"**The Anchor**" is the 1st segment of episode 10 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

Every time a pirate lies, an anchor drops right next to them to the lying pirate. Pirate Levi accidentally says a lie during his duties and an anchor comes right next to him, so he tries to hide the anchor before Captain John finds out.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Alex
* Pirate Maria
* Pirate Eva
* Pirate Levi

## Trivia

* This, and it's sister episode, were the first episodes to be leaked that doesn't come from an English country.
Carter

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 15th/16**

So, Carter was the first boot, but his elimination definitely shaped the way the season would go, and was more entertaining than most merge votes. While Carter was a little on the quiet side, he was *not* invisible at all, and showed a lot of personality the time he was in Folklore, sadly, the Betty tribe happened, and we know what happened to every Betty
Diana

## Character Rankings

###### **Blonde: 18th/20**

Yet again another character more on the quiet side, she survived a few rounds off the fact that her tribes were pretty successful, but didn't give much otherwise. She was really sweet, but being busy with other ORGs didn't help her much in Blonde, and ended up being a sacrifice from the Ivy tribe to try and make the game a little more fluid moving forward.
Gareth

* 1.0
* 2.0

*"I think my only shot here is to trust some people and hope that other people are targeted" -Gareth, OKC Episode 8*

## Character Rankings

###### **OK Computer: 9th/18**

Our comp king of the season, he very quickly earned himself the fame of a comp beast after carrying the Humans through the pre-swap, and he kept his dominance post-swap, even getting a clutch challenge score in the last pre-merge challenge to manage to send himself to the cage. Sadly, his narrative and character arc is brought down by a few things, first, the fact that he didn't really utilize his confessionals too much, so we couldn't get a closer look into the inner machinations of his mind, and the fact he was brutally voted out in a move that benefitted no one but the missfits. Gareth was a lovable character to watch during OKC, but sadly, his impact wasn't as big as his challenge prowess.
Pie

*"I need to be a liquid, conforming to whatever case I’m in" -Pie, FN Episode 1*

## Future Nostalgia: Pie

Pie was a member of the Starlight tribe. He was seen as a less active player and not a core part of the tribe. His name was thrown out as a potential boot after they lost the first challenge. He was blamed for being the first one to push any name, and without any particularly close connections on the tribe, Pie was voted out unanimously.
Lily

* 1.0
* 2.0

## Wish You Were In The Wall: Lily 2.0

After going out in one of the strangest votes during her first season, Lily was brought back to play S9, determined to shake her labels of being "dry" and "cardboard." Unfortunately, her time was cut short. Though nobody could deny that she was sweet, people were struggling to connect beyond the surface-level with her, and when Blue Skies lost the first challenge of the season, Lily was sent home in a 7-1-1 vote.

## Character Rankings

###### **Blonde: 11th/20**

Lily had such a rough journey in Blonde, from surviving 2 tribals in a tribe of 5 people, to becoming integral part of a 4-3 blindside at F14, forming part of the core of what would end up becoming the dominant majority of the season. She was always really sweet to everyone and despite being constantly criticized she *kept* going, and that's brave. She was a great presence in the season, just a presence that didn't last long enough, she ended up being the victim of a ~~6~~-1-1-1-1 for God knows what reason... (dare I say she got Dani'd?), and her time in Blonde was cut short, but in a season where there were lots of negativity, she was a much needed bright presence!

## Trivia

* Lily's S9 hype song was "Look What You Made Me Do" by Taylor Swift
The Levi In Television

"**The Levi In Television**" is the 1st segment of episode 12 in Season 1 of *P.I.R.A.T.E.S*.

## Synopsis

After missing a TV premiere from his favorite show because of the constant favors from the captain or pirates, Pirate Levi makes a plan on how to see the premieres without being bothered by the others.

## Characters

* Captain John
* Pirate Levi

## Trivia

* This is the first episode that was made by an idea from a fan of the show.
Oomps

* 1.0
* 2.0
* 3.0

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 6th/16**

While everyone seemed to be having a rough time, Oomps was truly just vibing, which was super refreshing. She stayed out of trouble won competitions, was in a dominating alliance, got to the end, vibed. Oomps was a very positive presence on the season and a nice contrast to the high high intensity levels of the merge, and at some point she was also one of the jury's favorites. She's not higher because the top 5 were all involved in one way or another in a lot of shit, and as I said, Oomps barely ever got into trouble with anyone, but without her the season would've lost a really important part of it.

###### **All of the Stars: 2nd/21**

Honestly, I debated how to rank this top 2 SO MUCH. In the end, I decided to give Oomps the 2nd place. Truth is, a lot of the season revolved around Oomps. Most of the game's biggest moves? Oomps was behind them. The biggest rivalry? Oomps was one side of it. A lot of the season was Oomps and her landslide win as Player of the Season is super deserved. She played legitimately one of the best and wildest non-winning games I've ever witnessed (and including winning games too!), and the season would've lost so much of its flair and excitement without her. She was sassy, cunning, and just a badass all around. You cannot have AlbumORGs: All of the Stars without Oomps, and her legend will always be high up in the AlbumORGs' books. The growth from Folklore was also super exciting to see, from playing a more passive, vibey game there, to a cracked out super visible and flashy game in an All-Stars season nonetheless, it's a really notable and compelling character arc, and only the person in the #1 could have been above her...

## Trivia

* oompsul a
* Oomps has played all of her seasons with Milo
Kiera

*"i really am in an alliance with every single person on this tribe" -Kiera, OKC Episode 5*

## Character Rankings

###### **OK Computer: 10th/18**

So, Kiera was definitely the biggest pre-merge presence, successfully getting Jeff and Kurtis to simp for her and get out her biggest competition on the swap tribe, Emily. However, since this isn't really a ranking based on gameplay, but rather character, she showed little of it besides her fierce and villainous nature. There's no doubt in my mind that if she had been more present in her confessionals she'd be *a lot* higher on this list, but sadly that wasn't the case. Still, she shaped a lot of the way the season turned out, even being the catalyst for the birth of the legendary missfits alliance, the cycle she met her fate, being idoled out by Avery.
AJ

AJ
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*"hells yes I'm the best mustard" -AJ, AR Episode 1*

## Abbey Road: AJ

AJ started off on the Mister Mustard tribe. He was seen as rather inactive and almost targeted at the first tribal council of the season, where Rob instead went home. However, after the Mister Mustard tribe lost the Steppy Pants challenge as well, AJ was voted off in a 4-1 vote, where his vote went to Bella.

### Voting History

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## Character Rankings

###### **Abbey Road: 17th/18**

AJ.
Nah, but really, AJ had some good moments, like his very first action of the game being sending a video of himself eating mustard to everyone on the Mustard tribe. However, his Abbey Road stay was way too short to make too much of an impact.
Season 2: OK Computer

## Season Summary

###### **BACKGROUND**

OK Computer by Radiohead. In a time when Grunge was going through its last glory days, Radiohead released their third studio album and redefined everything people knew about Alternative Rock at that point. Not too long after its release everyone knew Radiohead had come up with what would end up being considered a masterpiece by many. It is undeniably one of the most influential albums of all time, and it would be ignorant to not acknowledge it as such.

###### **SEASON SUMMARY**

Contrary to TPAB, the pre-merge for OK Computer was actually a thrilling ride, with plenty of robbed pre-jurors and blindsides. The merge would be no different, with Avery negating 6 votes at F10 to send Kiera home, and the rising of the iconic Missfits alliance consisting of Avery, Fire, and Mars. The Missfits dominated the subsequent tribals and as such became the F3 of the season, with little to no opposition for the whole merge. At FTC, Avery sealed the deal and won convincingly in a very well-fought FTC.

Winner: **AVERY** (5-2-0 vote)

Runner-Ups: **MARS** & **FIRE**

Fan Favorite: **JEFF**

Player of the Season: **FIRE**

## Twists and Trivia

* The season featured an Exile every episode, known as the Cage of Antibiotics. When exiled, a player was able to choose a path, which would provide the player with a task to complete. If they were able to complete it, they could receive an advantage.
	+ Seven different players went to the Cage (Avery, Becca, Bod, Boels, Gareth, Jeff, and Lenny)
Dark

## Character Rankings

###### **Folklore: 7th/16**

What a path Dark had a lot of ups and downs, mostly downs tbh, starting by the fact he was on the disastrous OG Betty tribe. Dark was kicked down repeatedly but there wasn't a time he didn't keep fighting, although his actions indirectly caused his allies to go down but regardless, he was a crucial character to the season, and a very complex one at that. From telling everyone he wanted to be an underaged stripper, to calling out Milo publicly on the live tribal the latter himself triggered. He was also a very fun presence in pondy after he was out, and that's always something to be recognized!

## Trivia

* Dark was initially cast for **To Pimp a Butterfly** but dropped out for personal reasons.
Paul

## Character Rankings

###### **To Pimp a Butterfly: 15th/20**

Paul is a cool kid, however, for the narrative of the season, he was non-existent besides a small fight with Hachi during the first swap that resulted in... you guessed it, nothing! As a fun fact he also tried to claim we asked him to abstain from an app challenge when he actually just wanted to throw. He didn't do any confessionals and his vote out affected no one besides him, so...
Leo

## Character Rankings

###### **Blonde: 5th/20**

Our newbie of the season continuing the AlbumORGs tradition of having a newbie that just takes the season by storm, Leo was out there stealing hearts left and right! Slowly but surely gaining more confidence as the season progressed, as shown by his complete change of identity, changing both his pfp AND name, as Leo emerged, he was a completely new person. Seemingly on the outs at first, as the swaps kept happening, he kept making a way for himself between the top of his tribes, and found himself on the majority at merge, which he rode pretty well until it inevitable had to start combusting. He won the funniest player award, pretty deservedly, and was voted out in circumstances I honestly don't remember too well, but I know they didn't make much sense... anyways, he was a really memorable character, and part of what made the season bearable during the really intense times of early merge, never letting go of his sense of humor, and always handling things respectfully.
Nathan

## Character Rankings

###### **To Pimp a Butterfly: 6th/20**

Another newbie who had their first ORG experience in TPAB, and a quite impressive one at that! Started with quite some bumps on the road, such as being blindsided in the Url tribal, he managed to put himself in the majority for merge, playing a really impressive UTR game. He played the clutch vote randomizer that got Weajue out at F8 and won the firemaking challenge to stay in the game and earn his spot at FTC, barely missing out of the win by 1 vote against Danielle. Perhaps the most 'heroic' presence in the merge majority from TPAB, he was a fan favorite who really left his mark on the season.
Season 5: Blonde

## Season Summary

###### **BACKGROUND**

Blonde by Frank Ocean. The long-awaited release by the mysterious star Frank Ocean, going in a completely new, more experimental, and more ambitious direction, in contrast to the poppier sound of his previous work, channel ORANGE. Blonde has created a cult-like following, being lauded as one of the defining works of the 2010s.

###### **SEASON SUMMARY**

During the pre-swap, the Godspeed tribe crashed and burn losing both challenges, seeing both Eve and JD go in the process. After the swap, the Siegfried 2.0 tribe faced the same destiny, with JP, Spencer, and West creating a strong core three which helped them survive the 3 tribal councils they went to together in the tribe. In the last swap, a greed necklace caused a double tribal which no one took, sending the tribes to a double tribal, where the game finally picked up the pace. Patrick, leading the charge on Liam for playing the middle, pretty much forced Tricky to vote him out, who at the time had Liam as his #2, and burning trust with a lot of people, potentially damaging his great position otherwise. Right at merge, a hard divide was clear, but when Kamil voted Jordy, a 7-4 majority was drawn. Revenge Party Mk 2, formed by Dee, JP, Spencer, and West, loaded with two idols, fought back valiantly, having Patrick and Lily idoled out in back-to-back tribals, but the F9 tribal + the live tribal after saw the end of the alliance. In an endgame entirely dominated by the star duo of the season, Adam + Tricky (and Spencer), Dee was gone at F4, and after winning final immunity, Adam took Tricky to the end, who he lost to in a wide vote.

Winner: **TRICKY** (7-2 vote)

Runner-Up: **ADAM**

Fan Favorite: **DEE**

Player of the Season: **ADAM**

## Twists and Trivia

* Blonde is the first season where no player was eliminated on Day 11.
Kamil

* 1.0
* 2.0

*"theyre going to hunt me down like a dog on the streets" -Kamil, AR Episode 3*

## Character Rankings

###### **Abbey Road: 15th/18**

Kamil's performance in Abbey Road is best defined by one emoji: :chart\_with\_downwards\_trend:
He managed to make a good impression on people with the pregame chat, and had started to make some little bonds on the Polythene Pam tribe, but then he just... disappeared off the face of the Earth. This led to his vote out after Joey correctly figured out Kamil knew he was on the bottom, and would be more willing to flip than Greenbite. His presence was still a positive one and when he was active he was a funny character, but barely more than that.

###### **Blonde: 12th/20**

Kingmil was such a strange presence in Blonde, obviously he was as great and lovable as ever, but he genuinely was just... there for most of the season. A lot of his motives and actions were an enigma for me, spec lounge, other players, and even himself, which to be fair, gave us lots of good content. He was a positive presence in the season for sure, but could've been *much* more, especially having been the last captain standing. He was really close to just slipping by to the end with people mostly forgetting he even was still there. Still, stan Kingmil