7. DIXI: Series 3, Game Over

## Game Over - Dixi

Shari is still feeling the consequences of her Take Back Dixi campaign. Meanwhile, Syd and Chloe go head to head with their gaming nemesis.

## Episodes Transcript and Timings

Hey, it's Shari.

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So...

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not to steal Mimi's resignation thunder or anything, but...

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I give up.

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I have tried so hard to stop the Nameless One and all I've

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done is made things worse.

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I've lost all my friends.

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Mimi's quit the showcase and gone into hiding.

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And Miss Malik's sensibilities were so shaken by the protest

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she's asked Isla to work backstage to stop them from coming back.

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Backstage!

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Singing is what Isla lives for!

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So now she's not answering my calls and her only Dixi post is

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a row of 50 crying emojis.

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So that's two of my best friends' dreams I've crushed with my

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campaign, which I've also been fired from.

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The Nameless One has beaten us.

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Whoever they are, they got what they wanted.

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Anyone who's not sat at home crying,

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hates each other.

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I wish Eve was here.

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But she's gone to try and cheer up Isla

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and show her how backstage works.

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Plus I think she's pretty mad at me, too, at the moment.

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And she's right.

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This whole thing is my fault.

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Shari,

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where does Mum keep the cleaning stuff?

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I need to buff my horns for the Laser Maze cosplay.

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Don't know, don't care.

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Thank you, Shari, for that incredibly unhelpful contribution.

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Hello.

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What's wrong with you?

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Nothing.

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I'm just the worst person ever.

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Should go and live under a bridge with the Nameless One.

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The Nameless One.

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Is that that level two boss in Orc Spawn's Revenge?

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It's someone who's picking on me and my friends.

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Everyone's unhappy and it's my fault.

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How is that your fault?

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It's complicated.

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Let me guess -

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you tried to help, it went wrong,

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you made everything worse?

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How did you know?

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You have a pattern.

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Look, this Nameless One is clearly the real bad guy.

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In my time as an Elf Lord, I've had many nemeses

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but never been beaten.

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Except that one time, last week, but I'm going to slay that guy soon.

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Want my advice?

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When an orc raids your potions chest you don't hide in a cave.

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You fight back.

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Make them see that they did wrong.

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Then run them through with a broadsword.

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I suppose that does sound more fun than staying in my bedroom

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for the next five years, which was my other plan.

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Thanks, Syd.

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That was actually kind of helpful.

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Except for the broadsword part.

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Of course it was helpful.

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I got the brains in this family.

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And the beauty.

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"Make them see they did wrong."

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New Dixi post.

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Maybe that will get Sofi-Jade and her minions to back off my friends.

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COMPUTER PINGS

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New message.

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From...

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Dixi admin?

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"One of your recent posts

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"has been reported as...

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"abusive."

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Seriously, Sofi-Jade!

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"We regret to inform you as a consequence,

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"your Dixi account will shortly be suspended."

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What?!

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No, no...

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No, no, no, no!

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You can steal my campaign,

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you can crush my spirit but you can't take my Dixi!

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How do I stop it?!

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Wow. Poor Shari.

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How does she get into these situations?

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Anyway, never mind my sister's Dixi drama,

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it's time for me and Chloe to get our game on!

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ELECTRONIC MUSIC

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Chloe?

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Hey, Chloe, I finally cleaned off the rest of the Griefer's virus.

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Where have you been?

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Palace of mirrors,

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doing my hair.

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Your...virtual hair?

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Still can't decide which style I like the best.

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You look great whichever way.

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I know.

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Is that the cosplay you're wearing to the Laser Maze LARP tomorrow?

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No. I'll unlock my battle armour.

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Elegant but deadly.

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I'm wearing my level-12 combat costume,

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IF I level up in time.

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Better keep harvesting those diamonds!

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That's a lot of level grinding.

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You've got to help me with my selfie-vision later.

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I set three reminders in my phone.

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It's the only bit of the showcase that hasn't gone into meltdown.

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Look!

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Here comes Troll-demort again.

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Vengeance is ours!

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Greetings and salutations, Plasma Elves.

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What do you want?

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Cough syrup for that sore throat before we spell you to pieces?

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Ha-ha! No.

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I'm going to destroy you -

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in this game, at Laser Maze -

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wherever you go, I'll be there.

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Any final words before I defrag you forever?

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As if!

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Between us, we're 15 levels higher than you.

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Then you won't object to a dungeon duel.

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Challenge accepted.

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But no cheat codes and no viruses.

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Only REAL elf and troll spells.

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A cheat is just what a loser calls a winner.

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Oh! He's using a deus mod!

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It's draining all my plasma!

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I said no cheat codes!

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What part of "I'm going to defrag you" don't you understand?

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Syd, I have no defence.

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Hang on -

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I'll get a healing potion.

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It's not working.

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I can't move.

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He... He's killed me.

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Everything is going dark.

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Nothing will save her.

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No, don't you die on me!

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Chloe, stay with me!

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Syd, I'm not going to make it.

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Yes, you are. You have to!

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NO...!

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Ugh!

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I'm hit.

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I'll respawn, and I'll find you.

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No, you won't.

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This spell takes everything your character ever had.

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Please, I've levelled up for years.

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Sorry,

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not sorry!

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LORD METAMANCER GROANS

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It's game over.

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Thanks, Silkworm.

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At least our characters died with honour.

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And at least this day can't get any worse.

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Lord Metamancer and Lady Akhali...are dead.

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Long live Chloe...

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And Syd.

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Grim Griefer, you may have struck us down online, but here,

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in the real world - you know, the place outside your bedroom -

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we have become more powerful than ever.

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Ugh! Were you in the shot? We're going to have to do it again.

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Sorry, it's just you guys are dressed how I feel...

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We've been murdered.

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Online.

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Our gaming characters.

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Oh, for a moment there, I thought it was something serious.

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Which it clearly is. I'm sorry, my condolences.

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Don't you have one of your vlogs to do instead of crashing into ours?

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Not any more. My Dixi account's been suspended.

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I'm just too angry about what happened to Lady Akhali

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to enjoy that.

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-Remind me to laugh about it later.

-I will.

-Shari!

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Seeing as your mob cost us our lead,

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the least you could do is help to find a replacement.

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Not now, Benny.

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-I'm really not in the mood.

-It's "Benedict"!

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And who's this?

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Doesn't matter. Are you filming?

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I could give this to Perry for his behind-the-scenes.

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What, so you can make me look stupid in it?

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Well, you give me so much to work with.

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Syd, selfie-vision!

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Now!

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He's documenting my artistic showdown with Shari.

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Yeah, it's really important that the world sees him yelling at me.

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Oh. OK.

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Meet me in the gallery after?

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OK, great. So is everybody happy with this shot of Benny

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-having a go at me?

-Yep, ready when you are.

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Right, so should I come in again?

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OK, stop!

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Look, I'm sorry we've lost our lead.

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Believe me, I feel terrible.

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But not just about the showcase.

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Someone posted Mimi's number, so she's at home right now,

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listening to her phone buzz every few seconds with

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a new message telling her what a horrible person she is.

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And Isla has had the one thing she loves more than anything

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taken away from her. So, yeah, I am really, truly sorry.

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And as much as you blame me, I blame myself more.

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So, for once, please back off!

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Shari!

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We need to speak about your commitment to the showcase.

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A true artiste embraces crises

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as not only danger but also opportunity...

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It's all right, Miss Malik.

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Shari's on it.

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She's...totally focused on what's important.

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Splendid!

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All's well that ends well.

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We're done here.

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Can you film me in the gallery with Chloe?

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I want a record of what a helpful boyfriend I am.

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Sure. Why not?

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Chloe, I'm here.

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-SHARI GASPS

-Oh, no...

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She is going to rampage.

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Chloe...stay calm.

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We can fix this.

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I know you all thought making art out of selfies

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was a big joke, but...

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..I worked really hard on these.

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She won't come out of the toilets.

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Should I go talk to her?

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She doesn't want anyone to see her.

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But I know who did this.

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I know it was you, Grim Griefer.

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What are you talking about?

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It says N-O.

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For Nameless One, that troll I keep telling you about?

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The Grim Griefer is a troll in World Of Orc-Craft.

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He killed me and Chloe.

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Well, then they must be the same person!

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"Game over."

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Do you remember that viral of that terrible cosplay you posted?

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Watch it every day.

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Well, wasn't that called The Game Over Kid?

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What if they're behind all this?

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That clip came from a Laser Maze LARP.

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And there's one tomorrow.

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Your troll and mine is going to be there.

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And so am I.

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Welcome to Perry Presents,

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with our Astorath Bones Haunted Special.

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Rumour has it that a ghostly woman has been walking the grounds

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of our academy.

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Let's find out -

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is it fact or fiction?

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Aargh!