1. DIXI: Series 3, Uncharted Waters

## Uncharted Waters - Dixi

Shari, Mimi, and the gang have their work sabotaged - is someone at their new school behind it?

## Episode Transcript and Timing

Hey, it's Shari, and as you know,

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I was in France for a year, so this is French Bus!

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Ooooooh!

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ALL TALK AT ONCE IN PRETEND FRENCH

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Yeah, I'm back! Back with my besties and back on Dixi,

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where Mimi's still posting her makeovers.

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-Here's Bus Hairstyles with...

-Mimi and Isla!

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We have a guest star joining us today. It's Shari!

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Hi, guys. I'm here for the makeover, and I've brought munchies!

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Shari, I said scrunchies! Not munchies!

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-Ooh, strawberry laces!

-I love them.

-I love strawberry laces!

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Syd and Chloe are still cosplaying and gaming,

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and doing other weird stuff.

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-BOY'S VOICE:

-Hello, and welcome to All Talk. Wait! That's not my voice.

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We seem to be having some technical difficulties.

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Quick - help me fix it!

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-GIRL'S VOICE:

-Sounds fine to me!

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See what I mean?

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Ooh, new post from Syd!

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The Game Over Kid - check out my recut of this cosplay fail.

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Ha! That is pretty funny.

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Know what else is new?

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Me and my besties are off to a shiny new school.

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Hey, it's Shari,

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and this is where we'll be spending the next three weeks -

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Asta-Rathbone Creative Arts Academy.

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We sent in an audition video.

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'In a world where everyone has disappeared...'

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Hello?

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Come with me!

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Hee-yah!

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-What happened to everyone? Is it a zombie apocalypse?

-Worse!

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'An alien-vampire invasion?'

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Even worse! Look!

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It's Monday, and we're late for school.

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Noooooooooo!

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And they picked us to go on a special arts course.

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Wow! Shari, Eve - check out this music room.

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1. Come on in if you want to sing

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1. Singing songs is so our thing

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1. If you sing you've got to make it rhyme

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1. Or else it sounds weird and not that catchy! #

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Yes!

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They have this whole media centre with all kinds of editing software,

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so I can do things like this.

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And this.

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You may want to put on your normal face. We've got company.

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Oh. Chloe. Putting the "me" in media.

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Come for a course in advanced selfies?

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It's actually a lot more complex than that.

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I'm doing visual arts.

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Wow! You've managed to make selfies into an art form.

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I know. Here - you can be in one.

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It's for a piece called A Rose Among The Thorns.

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Who's Rose?

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Time for our induction meeting. We're going to get inducted.

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Welcome, newest cast members.

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So first, your map through these uncharted waters.

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You can't have the map of uncharted waters.

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That's why they're uncharted.

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Take five, everyone.

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I left your lesson plan in the staffroom.

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People actually say "take five" here.

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It's like being on The Next Step!

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LAUGHTER

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What are they all laughing at?

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Maybe there's a funny meme on Dixi?

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Ooh, I love funny memes!

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You won't love this one.

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ROBOTIC MALE VOICE: In a world where everyone's a loser...

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Hello?

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INAUDIBLE AS SPEEDED UP

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ROBOTIC MALE VOICE: Look on my works, losers, and despair.

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-It's happening again!

-No, we won't be brought down

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by another cyber-bully attack, not today!

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"Hosted by The Nameless One.

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"Look on my works, losers, and despair."

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-Who would do that?

-Oh, I've got an idea,

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but they don't know who they're messing with.

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Yeah, they do - they tagged us.

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Oh, it's on! Nameless One, get ready to be named and shamed.

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It is totally harsh, Pegasus!

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I've got seven Asta-Rathbone suspects.

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There's no time to lose.

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I'm waiting for the play auditions.

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Everyone's still upset about that recut of our video,

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but haters gonna hate, right?

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And the Nameless One won't stop me from doing my best

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when I audition for the part of...

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Nervous Girl. Ooh, hi, Chloe, hi, Pace.

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Are you auditioning for the play, too?

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I didn't get on the course. I'm just here to help Chloe set up.

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And I don't audition. I'm only here to raid the rail.

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BOTH: Mine! I saw it first! It looked better on me!

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Calm down, divas.

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-Hi, Shari!

-Hi.

-Found any more clues in the hunt for the Nameless One?

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No, but you know how I'm directing the play? It's the perfect cover

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for investigating the Asta-Rathbone lot.

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I'll look out for anything suspicious in the auditions.

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-Thank you!

-Hey! You guys!

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Check out all the features of my iTunes board.

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I'm impressed and worried by how excited you are by a light switch.

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Actually, it is exciting. It's the Stage Box X7.

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-I've never seen the X7 series before.

-Powerful stuff.

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You have to be very bright to use it.

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Bright, like lights?

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-Hi. I'm Addie.

-Eve.

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-Oh! These are my friends - Shari, Mimi.

-Hi!

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-Attention, everyone! Who's here to audition?

-I am!

-I'm not.

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I'm directing, au naturellement.

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No, you're not. I am, so you'd better run along.

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I'm staying, because I'm directing.

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Neither of you are directing! At least, not yet.

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I need to see who's best suited to the job.

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Well, that's easy. It's me. I'm the best.

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You'll both get a chance to play your flute and see who follows.

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Benedict, you can work with the actors first,

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so, Shari, you'll have to be patient.

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I can be patient in a heartbeat.

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-For now, I'll just stick around and block the auditions.

-No, you won't.

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Perry has exclusive behind-the-scenes access.

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It's fine. I don't mind.

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Yes, you do. You're a very sensitive artist.

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Bobbin! I guess you'll have to be my eyes on the inside

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until I take over directing.

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Nervous Girl will see everything.

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What, Nervous... No, she won't! She's only in a few scenes!

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I need you to be in the thick of it. Go for the lead!

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Oh, I don't know, Shari. I think Nervous Girl is more me.

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Anyone auditioning for the female lead, come with me.

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All our scenes are together.

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OK, I'll do it. I'm on the case.

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Yes!

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I think you might be right, Parakeet, but the important thing is

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Mimi gets the lead so we can carry on our investigation.

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Exactly, Mayfly. The game is on!

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-Hey, it's Shari, and this is troll hunting.

-This is what now?

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-Troll hunting.

-You don't think that's a little bit over-the-top?

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Hey! There is nothing over-the-top about my investigation.

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There is a nameless nemesis lurking amongst us, and by us,

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I mean one of those Asta-Rathbone kids.

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I don't know.

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They're not all bad.

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-Hey! Has the parts list gone up yet?

-No, not yet,

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and they still haven't asked me as director yet.

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Bet that Benedict guy's swanning around like it's going to be him.

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See what I mean?! Total swannage.

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OMD. This is it! He's got the list!

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Why does he have it? Does that mean he's the director?

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I need to get in there. Eve, you fill.

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Oh, I think I messed up my audition.

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I should have stuck with Nervous Girl!

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You see, I'm good at nervous!

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Meems, you were awesome, and I'm not just saying that

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because it would massively help our investigation if you got the lead.

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CLEARING OF THROAT

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Well, that's not why I'm saying it.

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Time for the moment of truth.

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-Are you ready for your close-up, Zoe?

-Of course.

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I'll pretend to be surprised when I get the...

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What?! Nervous Girl? Are you kidding me?!

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Does this look like a supporting character to you?

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I did it. I got the lead!

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Hey, Ryan, I don't know if you saw, but I got the lead,

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so you're going to be seeing a lot more of me now.

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Better get cracking on the romance! Ooh! In the play, I mean.

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Uh-huh. Laters.

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No talent and no chemistry. This play is doomed.

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You ignore her! You're in.

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-OK, so the first thing you want to do...

-Congratulations, Mimi!

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What thespian thrills await you!

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First rehearsal's Thursday. Ooh. Better get learning those lines.

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I've got to learn this?

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In one day? I-I've got to go. Sorry, Shari!

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What's the point in her getting the lead

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if she's got no time to investigate?

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-I thought we were being happy for her.

-Happy? This is a disaster!

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If I'm going to get any dirt on the AR kids,

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I need to be made director pronto!

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Did I just hear that right?

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You do realise I'm going to be the director?

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Er, OK, it's clearly going to be me cos my audition film was hilarious.

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I'm sure a lot of people laughed AT it,

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but you have to admit mine was better.

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-It was a short masterpiece.

-Oh, was it short?

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I fell asleep during it, so I wouldn't know.

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Despair.

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Justice.

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The end?

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End.

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I'm not surprised the work of a true artiste went over your head.

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Imagine what we'd end up with if you directed the play.

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Something that's actually fun to watch?

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More like Hamlet directed by clowns.

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What fantastic energy!

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I don't know what I was thinking choosing between you two.

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-We must have you side by side.

-What?!

-What?

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Oh, yes! Artistic sparks are going to fly with you two co-directing.

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You shall become comrades in arts.

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Let your creative juices flow together.

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Tell me that just didn't happen!

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Perfect. Now we'll be lucky if we end up with something

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as entertaining as your recut audition blog.

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-OK, that was just mean.

-Why would he even bring up that horrible video?

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Unless...he's the Nameless One!

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OK, so I might be stuck co-directing with Benedict,

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but at least I'll be side-by-side with my new prime suspect.

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Hi, it's Shari, and this is brain-swapping with Isla!

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I don't know how it's happened.

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I need to get back into my own body,

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but first, I have to find it.

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Oh, no! I'm brain-swapped with Shari.

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Now I'm going to dance like this!

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I have to swap back.

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-BOY'S VOICE:

-You think you've got problems? How do you think I feel?

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GIRL'S VOICE: I don't want to talk about it.