Bomberman vs dig dug

two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end

wiz: both of these main heroes from late 1980's puzzle action games who navigate destructible labyrinth environments filled with enemies

boomstick: like bomberman the robot alien warrior and dig dug the expert of inflation! he's wiz and i'm boomstick

wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a death battle

### bomberman

wiz: bomberman was the fighter who got millions of bombs

wiz: bomb up gives him extra bombs accelerator increases his running speed armor gives him temporary immunity the explosion expander gives his bombs a power boost and bomb kick and power glove let him kick and throw bombs at his own leisure.

boomstick: And when he picks up Super Bombs, you know he means business i'm talking T2: Judgement Day business.

wiz: Bomberman can also hatch and tame wild Rooeys, kangaroo-like creatures which give White Bomber a distinct advantage in battle.

Boomstick: Each Rooey has a different ability, though generally they are very fast, have incredibly good jumping skills, can step over bombs, and sacrifice themselves for Bomberman if need be. Kind of like Yoshi.

Wiz: Which brings up Bomberman's weakness: his own weapons If White Bomber's careless, he can easily get caught in his own explosion or trap himself between a wall and his dropped bombs.

Boomstick: Yeah, Bomberman's pretty good at blowing sh\*t up, but he's not so hot when it comes to defusing his own explosives, but he's survived through a crap ton of games, leaving behind many smoldering piles of rubble that used to be planets, towns, and families plus he really is misunderstanding fighter

### let the fight begin

wiz: alright the combatants let's end this debate once and for all

boomstick: it's time for a death battle

### the fight

(\*dig dug fires his harpoon which the rooey gets out of the way of then it dashes into dig dug six times after the last hit dig dug sees a bomb dropped by bomberman and quickly burrows into the ground the explosion destroys a block and reveals an explosion expander which bomberman goes for dig dug sneaks up underneath bomberman stabbing his harpoon into the rooey after 4 pumps the rooey explodes leaving bomberman on the ground he then quickly gets up lifts up a bomb charges it twice then drops it into the hole dig dug sees it and runs away once again The explosion destroys more blocks revealing four power ups accelerator explosion expander, bomb up and bomb kick bomberman walks over and picks all four of them up before following dig dug's trail and kicking a bomb in his direction dig dug turns around and uses his harpoon to deflect it bomberman then kicks it and plays bomb soccer with dig dug with the cycle continuing until bomberman throws another bomb both flee as two bombs both create enormous plus shaped explosions destroying many blocks underneath them the super bomb which bomberman grabs dig dug continues fleeing digging his way upward towards the surface as bomberman holds the super bomb in his hand charging it to nine times its size before throwing it the explosion from it is so great that dig dug who nearly made it is in the air with no blocks around him causing him to fall down in front of bomberman who has another super bomb for him\*)

### results

boomsitck: looks like pop goes dig dug

wiz: The winner is bomberman