Russia/Zingus Alternative History

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russia is a giga country. it is owned by giga vladimir putin and ally of china. and serbia and belarus. russia has gdp of 21.6\*10^5.3\*10^934 ISK and is le biggest and coolest and second most populous countrie. russia declared war on ukraine in 2022 and conquered it 4 in 1 day and regained all its older land from day when it was ussr (communism but not real communism version of russia with more countrie annexed) in 2023. they make lots of oats and natural gas, oil etc. and surprisingly 96% of all wheat (mega surplus)

More people have been to Russia than I have.

Russia has an area of 1.708\*10^7 kilometres[1]. It has a population of 1.472\*10^8 people[2].

Russia's area is less than half that of the Moon, which is approximately 3.8\*10^7 kilometres[3]. But the surface of the Moon covers less area than that of Asia, who covers 4.461\*10^7 kilometres[4]. --Wait, that's not the right flag...is it?[257]

Asia is the continent that contains the most people, around a Half of the entire population of the Earth. The most populous country is India, who stands at a "whopping" 1.432\*10^9[5]. China used to be the most populous, being in at around 1.425\*10^9 as of right now[6], and currently is the Second most populous.

The population just reached 8\*10^9 on 15 November 2022. There are currently 8.065\*10^9 people on Earth right now[7].

Still on the topic of population, and back onto Russia, what the First paragraph said about Russia is right; Russia is the *Negative-Infinitacieth* most populous. Its population is increasing by NaN every Cramogth of a Planck time. Oh my goodness me / please don't trust this page if you're looking for factual info.

Western propaganda depicts Russia as a terrible collapsing country as on the contrary it has one of the highest HDIs and GDP per capita in the world.

The United States was once energy-dependent on Russia. I'mn't sure if it is now because I'ven't been paying attention. Since that terrible president shut down the oil industry in The United States (Uncertain if it was the oil industry.), the United States had to be energy-dependent on Russia. Unfortunate, eh?

We had prayed for The Ukraine for almost a year since Russia had invaded them. Ukrainians had to move to the United States, Poland, Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Austria, Moldova, Canada, UK, Armenia, Georgia, and Romania in 2022 to improve their life and decrease their stress level.

Russia's ancient name was Scythians. They were brutal. They would kill people, get their skulls out, and poke a hole in the skulls and drink their blood. >>*Eugh!*<< Scythians were mean, weren't they? Thankfully, Russians are a whole lot nicer.

## Citations:

* [1]: https://www.bing.com/search?pglt=129&q=area+of+russia&cvid=acc4edd6557c404592207c609c123d72&gs\_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBAgAEAAyBAgAEAAyBAgBEAAyBAgCEAAyBAgDEAAyBAgEEAAyBAgFEAAyBAgGEAAyBAgHEAAyBAgIEADSAQgzNTAxajBqMagCALACAA&FORM=ANNTA1&PC=HCTS
* [2]: https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/russia-population/
* [3]: https://www.bing.com/search?q=Area+of+The+Moon%27s+Surface&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&ghc=1&lq=0&pq=area+of+the+moon%27s+surface&sc=10-26&sk=&cvid=92085F8004FE4124B500A80F7BD36C9A&ghsh=0&ghacc=0&ghpl=
* [4]: https://www.bing.com/search?q=Area+of+Asia&qs=ds&form=QBRE
* [5]: https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/india-population/
* [6]: https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/china-population/
* [7]: https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/
* [257]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Russian\_flags#Historical\_flags\_of\_Russia