Robert

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Robert is the new God and a scientist in the Pilk Battle. He has conducted research on pilk, its properties and effects on the human body and mind, with assistance from his husband, Jamie. He is extremely enthusiastic and invested in his research, despite everyone else being less so or disapproving completely. Robert works alongside scientists Jamie, Moss and Aidan to preserve and record the existence of pilk. During the Pilk Battle, they fought tirelessly against the Historians, Aaron and Xandy, who were trying to have pilk and it's research erased from existence.

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## Appearance

### General

Robert is a British man with average height and build. He has short wavy brown hair, that was a lot curlier before it was cut, and grey-green eyes. Moles are scattered across his face, torso, arms and legs. He has very few remaining scars, though they are covered by his clothing.

### Attire

Robert wears a white shirt, light purple waistcoat with a gold cravat, dark trousers and steel cap boots. He has a tank of pilk strapped to his back by a black belt around his waist. A pink twisty glasses straw is connected to the tank and the straw is worn as glasses at all times. Robert's husband, Jamie, typically assists him in making pilk and refilling his tank. Robert has a notebook and pen strapped to his left arm with research notes on pilk and instructions on how to make it. He has a gun in a holster strapped to his right thigh and bags of chemicals in a utility belt strapped to his left.

## Research

Robert first created pilk on 19th April and conducted various experiments surrounding it. Jamie, Robert's husband, assisted him in some experiments after initially disagreeing with the research. It's taste, reactions and effects on the human body and mind were discovered and documented, much to the dismay of the Historians. Whilst Robert was executed due to his research on pilk, the research was never destroyed or concealed after his execution.

## Early Life

Growing up, Robert lived on the outskirts of a small, medieval city. He was fortunate enough to have very few incidents surrounding the authorities. He had left the city to study his passion of science right around the time that the city's crime rate began to skyrocket.

He pursued natural sciences throughout his time at school and later, earned his PhD. After a few months of idleness, inspiration had finally struck Robert. Once or twice, he had seen books and documents discussing the possibilities of combining various drinks and if they could have enhancement effects on a person. It seemed like none of these theories were ever acted upon, however, as Robert was unable to find any publications of results. Taking this into his own hands, Robert began his experimentation on pilk.

## Trivia

* Robert and Jamie had been married for a long time before the Pilk Battle. Because of Jamie's habit of divorcing him every time he teases him too much, they have had around eleven divorces and twelve total marriage ceremonies. They continue to be married.
* In among the chemicals in the pouch on his thigh, there is a small tub of chocolate milk powder. This was left over from previous experiments, but was kept because of how much Robert liked regular chocolate milk.
* Along with pages and pages of notes, Robert's pilk experiment log also has little doodles in it. These doodles include: what the experiments looked like, him and Jamie with little hearts around them, and the Historians looking angry with crosses over their faces.
* Robert has only owned his glasses straw since the Battle begun but if anything happened to it, he would kill everyone and then himself (and that's only sort of exaggerating).
* Robert had also done some experimentation with Cilk (Coca-cola and milk), though research on that was brought to a close because he decided that he didn't like it as much as pilk.
* Robert once tried to fight Victor, only to be put in the God-equivalent of time-out. He has not tried since.

## Quotes

*" I need to know the taste of pilk! "*

-Robert, pre-pilk experimentation

*" Pilk is God. I absorbed it. I am now God."*

-Robert

*" Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. Remind me when our twelfth marriage ceremony is scheduled for? "*

*" Two days time, darling. Keep up."*

-Robert and Jamie