Maximilian

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**Maximilian** the War Mage is a playable Hero in Orcs Must Die! Unchained.

## Description

A flexible hero, Maximilian uses lightning attacks to damage, shock, and stun enemies. He can also mitigate damage dealt to him.

## Character Bio

Maximilian may not take himself seriously, but he wields serious power. Using his crossbow, Maximilian can stun and shock his enemies. He also has uncanny luck with traps (and, he would add, the ladies).

## Lore

Student Name: Maximilian
Professor Name: Tulania
Level: 1
Age: 10

**Student Aptitudes**
Maximilian Displays an innate facility with magic and a peculiar type of luck that can only be described as "dumb". He is also well-liked by his peers because of his easy-going demeanor. With the right teacher, Maximilian could be a talented War Mage. However, I'm not sure that "right teacher" is me. He needs someone with more ~~patience~~ experience.

**Student Challenges**
I feel that Maximilian's main challenge is ~~crassness ignorance inattention~~ himself. He has a, shall we say, "unique" way of practicing magic and an unconventional work ethic. Again, with a firm hand I'm sure he can be steered away from ~~leering at~~ socializing with the girls in class and back on track working hard and practicing magic the RIGHT way.

Please attach any Certificates of Merit to this form here:
Oh dear, there don't seem to be any in his file! I'm sure they've just been misplaced!

Please attach any Certificates of Demerit to this form here:
If I attached all of these certificates, this form would be 302 pages long! I'll just attach the "highlights."

**CERTIFICATE OF DEMERIT**
STUDENT NAME: Maximilian
DESCRIPTION OF EVENTS: Disrupting class by yelling "I don't HAVE the magic, I AM the magic" is inappropriate.
NUMBER OF DEMERITS: 1
ACTION TAKEN: Student must spend one hour in quiet reflection in the library.
SIGNED: Tulania

**CERTIFICATE OF DEMERIT**
STUDENT NAME: Maximilian
DESCRIPTION OF EVENTS: Proper attire MUST be worn at all times during class. This includes shirts.
NUMBER OF DEMERITS: 1
ACTION TAKEN: Student must peel potatoes tonight in preparation for supper.
SIGNED: Rodergo

**CERTIFICATE OF DEMERIT**
STUDENT NAME: Maximilian
DESCRIPTION OF EVENTS: Pants and shoes must ALSO be worn at all times during class. Maximilian pointed out that "proper attire" is not defined in the Order's *Student Handbook*. I told him that he was still disrupting class with his behavior.
NUMBER OF DEMERITS: 2
ACTION TAKEN: Student must clean up the men's dorm bathrooms to my satisfaction (taking atleast two hours). I have also prepared an addendum for the *Student Handbook* to avoid similar situations. The addendum will be circulated to all students.
SIGNED: Rodergo

**CERTIFICATE OF DEMERIT**
STUDENT NAME: Maximilian
DESCRIPTION OF EVENTS: Footie pajamas do NOT count as a shirt AND pants, and they CERTAINLY do not count as pants AND shoes. I care NOT that they are printed with characters from his favorite puppet show. The boy is VERY trying.
NUMBER OF DEREMITS: 3
ACTION TAKEN: student must muck out the school stables (this should take around three hours). I have made the *Student Handbook* Addendum clearer.
SIGNED: Rodergo

**CERTIFICATE OF DEMERIT**
STUDENT NAME: Maximilian
DESCRIPTION OF EVENTS: Maximilian loosed the chickens from their pens outside the communal kitchen, yelling "Let my feathered people go!" His actions prevented us from having the elaborate feast we had planned for the elf delegation from the First Grove.
NUMBER OF DEMERITS: 1
ACTION TAKEN: Maximilian must wash dishes after the feast. Thankfully, the meatless meal the chefs hastily prepared was seen as an act of great respect by the elves given that they are vegetarian. He is a lucky, lucky boy.
SIGNED: Finnregan

**RECOMMENDATION TO PASS/FAIL**
He definitely should be passed on to ~~another teacher~~ the next grade. Despite his numerous demerits, his infractions are admittedly minor, and he does have a certain wayward aptitude with magic. Maximilian has a future as a war mage, though I have a hard time picturing it. Someone with more vision and experience--like Master Cygnus perhaps--would be a good fit for him.
I hereby formally recommend Maximilian for promotion to level II on the provision that he is moved to another instructor.
Signed,
Prof. Tulania}}

*This is Maximilians permanent record at the Academy. Written by his professors. Mostly situations where Maximilian was rude and earned demerit. It talks about Elves from the first grove coming to visit. (This is where Ivy comes from) It has the great reference back to the comic and OMD 1. When Prof. Tulania recommends Max to Cygnus. Based before OMD 1.*

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## Quotes

Teleportation Ring "What do you MEAN it doesn't teleport beer? Aw, I want my money back." - Maximilian, the War Mage.

Freedom Trinket "I always have one on me. What? It makes it easier to break dance!" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Decoy"That decoy right there's mighty handsome, if I do say so myself!" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Great Wall Barricade "Made in... China? Where is that?" - Maximilian, the War Mage.

Quarter Pounder "Hey, can I get fries with that?" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Invulnerability Scroll "All right now, team! Teamwork makes the dead orcs! Let's do it!" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Empty Rift Scroll "Guys, guys, it's okay. I got this." - Maximilian, the War Mage

Hero Runed Frame "Aw, you mean I can't put my picture in it?" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Vanity Plating "My vanity plates say '2DMAXX!' Yeah!" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Reflective Armor "Hey, I know THAT trick!" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Crowd Control Trigger "Orcs that stay together, pay together!" - Maximilian, the War Mage

Arctos Grizzly "Bears, bears, and bears. OH MY!" - Maximilian, the War Mage