John ( Walet Inspecter )

John is the seventh member of the Walmart SMP. He never joined the original.

### Aliases

john, wallet inspector, WALET INSPECTER, garbanza, Even more Terrible Person, Villain of the Server ( Owen ), big pussy coward boy ( brown )

### Recorded Deaths

- Killed by Owen after he destroyed Mount Krumpett- Blown up by Brown during the Farming Conflict

However: He has regained One Life after visiting the Void on September 5th

### Builds

John's Shop, John's House, XP Farm, Lava Cast, weird tower unfinished tower thingy, Third House, Mountain House

## Appearance

John is what appears to be a humanoid watermelon that wears blue and red 3d glasses.

He has two other skins. One of them is Big Chungus and the other is a sussy~ among us character.

( He also has a secret skin of the watermelon wearing a black suit and black sunglasses )

## Joining the Server

When he joined the server, Brown led him to chairenberg after he died several times trying to reach it by himself.

He started construction on his house almost immediately. When he was digging around for a spot for his house he found a dog in the dirt, and John kept it in a small hole in the ground with glass above it so it can see. Brown gave John "The Drip," a netherite chestplate with Protect IV and mending, and "daughter banger," a sword.

## Destroying Mount Krumpett

One day, John was bored after he finished his house, so he decided to get some resources from Mount Krumpett. Owen's Mushroom house was already occupying the top of Mount Krumpett, but that didn't stop John. He tore down the top of the mountain so it was just flat stone, with a floating house above it. Brown didn't stop him because he was building his cottage. After he found out, he broke the bad news to Owen, who shortly joined the game afterwards. At first, Owen didn't care because of his bad mood, but after he saw it, he asked Brown where John was. Brown tried warning John and telling him to hide. Owen found John sitting in his home, afk, and started to stab him. John soon realized but it was too late. He lost his first life.

## Casen's Negative Relationship

Casen and John used to be have a good relationship on the server, until John had a strange turning point and started killing Casen at random. He pushed him down a hole over and over while Casen attempted to get his stuff back. When John got back from trying to go to the end, he killed Casen in cold blood. Casen and Brown chased John around the lava cast until Brown almost killed John by Fish's Cottage, and gave Casen's stolen items back.

## The Farming Conflict

On July 27th, Owen was finishing up his farm during a rain storm and a phantom killed him right after Brown joked about how Owen never dies without wearing armor. John was watching Owen farm and quickly ran over and placed the TNT Brown gave him when he joined the server and set it off where Owen died, destroying Owen's items and a large part of his farm. The only item that wasn't destroyed was Owen's Netherite Sword, which fell in water. Brown started hitting John with the Axe of Misery, and shortly after John fled and Brown couldn't chase him due to starvation. John hid in his XP Farm while Brown blew up his shop, and presumably killing the Dog in the Hole. Brown confronted John in the XP Farm, and told John to give him the armor. John said "I dont have them. Their gone. Gone forever." Brown stabbed John with the Assassin's Blade and finished him with the Axe of Misery ( not a cannon death ). During this, Owen killed Joe, John's Dog, and blew up John's Cottage. Brown started spawn killing John and kept telling him to stop lying. While Brown was talking, John started breaking the cover that stopped Zombies from killing them. Brown only noticed when John was seconds away from breaking the final block, but didn't stop him in time. The Zombies covered the room and Brown started climbing to the top of the ladders that where in the room. John was killed twice by Zombies, and in self defense, Brown set off three TNT to kill all the Zombies and John. Brown left the XP farm only on four hearts.

## Destroying More of Owen's Stuff

The Day after the Farming Conflict, John gave Owen a disc that was titled " please be nice to me " Owen declined this gift and gave it back to John. A few minutes later, Brown caught John burning the ladders up to Owen's Mushroom House. Brown put out most of the flames, and followed John to Owen's FarmHouse. John set the entrance to the farm on fire, and jump on Owen's Crops on the way to the barn. Brown put out the flames and got to the barn just in time to see John burn the farmhouse. John fled the scene quickly, and Brown tried to put out all the flames. It was raining, but for somereason the flames would go out ( why minecraft, why???? ). Brown entered the barn to find out that John killed Jschlatt, and Brown put out all the surrounding flames. Brown and Owen then went to the Mushroom House to see if John Destroyed that too. It turns out, they were right.

## Election Era

### Invasion

Gage invited three new goons to the server: McGunga, Davie, and Danny. They stole, destroyed, and robbed chairenburg, hidding everything in a makeshift house. Liittle else happened as a result of this, other than occasional robberies on Chairenburg.

### John gets dragged into the void

John was random dropped into the void due to the chunk he spawned in not loading because of poor connection to the server. This caused him to loose all of his items, including Daughter Banger. Brown gave him pity and let him regain one of his canon lives.

## Important Items

Important Items
 Daughter Banger
 sad cat
 TNT

## Pets

Pets
 Joe
 Unnamed Horse