Buff Boyfriends/Transcript

(The episode begins as it shows the exterior of the Candle House.)

Shaduck: You might have won all the previous times we played TGT. (Scene cuts to the inside of the house. Shaduck and Limefong are playing The Grand Theft.) But now, I will so beat you!

Limefong: Heh, we’ll see.

(They continue playing. Limefong ends up winning, and the screen says “Limefong Wins”.)

Voice: Limefong wins!

(Right after that, the screen says “Mission Passed. Respect +”.)

Limefong: I won!

Shaduck: (Groans.)

Limefong: Young Shaduck, you’re so gullible. You’ll never beat me in this game. Just accept it.

(Lemon and Rachel walk in.)

Shaduck and Limefong: Oh, hey there!

Lemon: Hi, Lovelyfong! What are you guys doing?

Limefong: Oh, we were just playing The Grand Theft. Shaduck can’t seem to notice that he will never beat me!

Shaduck: Hah, you were just lucky this time. Next time, you will see who the real winner is!

Rachel: Probably you, I guess. Either way… why do you two love to spend so much time in front of the screen?

Limefong: Because this game is really fun. It’s my favorite game of all time.

Lemon: But Lime, we haven’t been hanging out in a while.

Limefong: Why not join in with us to play The Grand Theft?

Lemon: I’m not into that, sorry. So could we maybe do something other than playing a game?

Limefong: Sure, later.

Lemon: Now?

Limefong: After this round.

Lemon: NOWWWWWWWW! (Grabs Limefong’s paw and drags him away.)

Limefong: I was just at the end of the round!

Lemon: I don’t care! We’re going to spend some quality time together. Just you and me!

Limefong: Fine...

Rachel: So, Shaduck… maybe we could spend time together as well?

Shaduck: Maybe tomorrow. Limefong and I kind of wanted to make some progress on this game.

Limefong: Yeah, same, to be honest…

Rachel: If you want some more progress on this game, why not ask that candle head and his pillheaded girlfriend to play for you? So we can spend time together, Duck!

Lemon: Yeah, what she said. Besides, if Lime and I spend some time together, Rachel and Shaduck do the same, and Candle Man and Mystic play together, then three couples are spending time with each other at the same time!

Shaduck: Bot and his so-called (Mockingly.) “Mystical” aren’t really into this game.

Limefong: So jeah, we will spend time tomorrow but not today, Lemon.

Lemon: Ugh! Why aren’t girlfriends more important than some stupid game you can play later?

Limefong: We can spend time with you guys later too…

(Shaduck and Limefong continue playing. Timecard says: 2 hours later. After the timecard, they are still playing, this time Shaduck eating fish soup and Limefong eating pizza while they are playing.)

Limefong: Man, I will never get bored of this.

Shaduck: Yeah, me neither.

Rachel: Which is bad.

Shaduck: Ugh!

Lemon: Uh, (Notices that Shaduck and Limefong are a tiny bit fatter.) you two seem to be gaining some weight right now… are you sure you two shouldn’t stop playing?

Shaduck: Of course we are! Besides, I don’t care if I’m gaining weight as long as Lime and I can play our beloved game!

Rachel: While ignoring your beloved girlfriends. Seriously, you two are game addictives now!

(Screen shows Shaduck and Limefong now. They seem to have gained a bit more weight after eating a bit more.)

Shaduck: Haha, we’re getting fatter.

Limefong: (His mouth is full of pizza.) Why would I care when I’m playing my favorite game?

(They are gaining even more weight.)

Shaduck: Well yeah, I don’t really care much, but I can’t help but notice we are gaining a bit of weight.

(They continue playing and eating their foods.)

Limefong: We’re almost reaching Rank 100.

Lemon: Of fatness?

(Shaduck and Limefong became so fat they can barely fit on the couch.)

Shaduck: I guess we are a bit too fat.

Limefong: Jeah… but I don’t care.

Rachel: Well, you should!

Lemon: I kinda liked when Lime was smart… And now, he’s basically getting dumber.

Rachel: So is Shaduck.

Shaduck: What does this game have to do with my intelligence?

Rachel: THE FACT THAT YOU’RE GETTING MORE AND MORE ADDICTED TO IT! GOSH DARN IT!

Shaduck: This game is wonderful. It deserves my love.

Rachel: Well, so do I!

Shaduck: Yeah but LET US PLAY THIS FLIPPING GAME, OKAY?!

Rachel: No! You prefer a game over your own girlfriend!

Limefong: Well… (To Lemon.) No offense, but I kinda knew this game since my childhood, and I only really met you a few months ago.

Lemon: (Offended.) Why, flip you!

Limefong: Ugh, stop pestering me to stop playing this game. You don’t see Mystic doing it to Candle Man, do you?!

(Lemon points at Candle Man and Mystic talking to each other.)

Mystic: So, how was your day?

Candle Man: Great! Anyway, don’t you think Lime and Lemon should spend a bit more time so their relationship can be a healthier one?

Mystic: Now, that I think about this… yeah. Well, in Clash of Couples we would win because of that reason...

Candle Man: We’d win against Shaduck and Rachel as well. Either way, unlike us two, they don’t spend that much-

(Cuts back to Lemon, Rachel, Shaduck, and Limefong.)

Lemon: -TIME WITH YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND, LIME! WOULD IT TURN YOU TO DUST TO ACTUALLY PREFER ME OVER SOME STUPID VIDEO GAME YOU CAN EVEN PLAY, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS LATER?!

Limefong: (Grows angry.) We can hang out tomorrow! Okay?!

Lemon: BUT WHY NOT TODAY?! Besides, you are a bit fatter now…

Rachel: Why don’t you two go to the gym?

Shaduck: NO! I’LL NEVER, EVER, EVER, ENTER THAT FILTHY PLACE!

Limefong: ME NEITHER! I HATE GYMS!

Lemon: Well, if you wanna lose weight, then you have to go to the gym.

Shaduck: Do I look like I give a flip about that stupid place? Only strongmen like Pesron like that place anyway…

(Shaduck and Limefong go right back to playing The Grand Theft.)

Rachel: Well, I guess it’s time for a change. Maybe you can be a strongman as well?

Shaduck: Still not interested.

Limefong: Would you two mind getting off my cases and letting us play?!

Lemon: No. In fact… (Grabs Limefong’s controller and pauses the game, then snatches Shaduck’s as well) You two are not getting these controllers back until you go to the gym!

Shaduck: Ugh! Rachel, please snatch the controllers from Lemon!

Rachel: Nuh-uh.

Limefong: Come on, Shaduck. They have a point. I mean, look at ourselves! We have gained a bit of weight… Also, if we won’t go to the gym, we’ll never be able to-

Shaduck: -Play the game?! I’M PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO WHENEVER I WANNA PLAY IT! WITHOUT ANY CONDITIONS!

Limefong: Well, we can’t play it without controllers! They took our controllers. So can we go to the gym?

Shaduck: (Lets out a very long sigh.) Ugh, fine, but only if we can play again after that!

Rachel and Lemon: Great!

(Shaduck, Limefong, Rachel, and Lemon walk to the gym.)

Shaduck: Can’t believe we actually got roped into doing this.

Limefong: We’re gonna have to if we want those controllers.

Shaduck: (Sighs.) I hate when you’re right.

(The two walk into the gym and see Pesron on a treadmill, sweating and puffing.)

Shaduck: Hey, Pez.

Pesron: Oh, hello you t-(Looks at Shaduck and Limefong’s overweight bodies.)…two…

Limefong: Don’t ask.

(Pesron continues to stare in shock at Shaduck and Limefong as they walk past him. Distracted, Pesron trips and falls onto the treadmill.)

Rachel: First, dumbbells!

(Limefong and Shaduck both bend down and try to lift the dumbbells up.)

Lemon: With your backs straight! Bend with your legs.

(Limefong and Shaduck bend with their legs, now the dumbbells are out of their reach. Rachel and Lemon facepalm.)

Lemon: I think we’re gonna need a montage for this.

Rachel: Probs.

(A montage indeed begins as Shaduck and Limefong are seen still struggling to exercise. They try running on the treadmill but Limefong falls over. Shaduck trains with a punching bag but it knocks him back. Limefong tries to somersault but his head lands in the wall. Shaduck gets on top of a climbing wall and cheers but when he looks up there’s still more of the wall to go up. Limefong tries to ride an exercise bike but it rockets out of the stand when he starts peddling and when he falls, the pole holding it up hits Limefong’s nuts. They then do yoga, Limefong doing quite well but Shaduck cracks his back. Cuts to the outside of the gym. Shaduck screams, scaring birds away.)

Lemon: Geez, you guys really suck at this.

Shaduck: We’ve never needed to go to the gym before!

Rachel: Well, you better get used to it! You aren’t making any progress!

Limefong: Ugh.

Shaduck: We tried, okay? Isn’t that like the moral of the story?

Lemon: (Inhales.) No.

Limefong: Can we at least get a pizza?

Rachel: Actually, you’re both going on a diet. Here, have some protein shakes and bars! (Throws both at them.)

Shaduck: But I don’t even eat bad foods!

Rachel: You eat fish soup way too much, which is very bad for you, and you also dunk white bread in the broth.

Shaduck: But it tastes soooooo good.

Lemon: And you, Limefong, don’t you know how bad pizza is for your body?

Limefong: It has tomatoes and cheese and bread!

Lemon: And 25 gallons of grease.

Limefong: Do you want me to eat grapes and chocolate instead?

Shaduck: That doesn’t sound good…

Lemon: Yeah, don’t even joke about that.

Rachel: We’re going to go home. We want to see an improvement by the time we get back!

(They leave.)

Shaduck: I don’t see how we’re going to make an improvement.

Someone: Mind if I make it more interesting?

(Pesron walks up to them.)

Limefong: Really? How?

Pesron: We make a bet against one another.

Shaduck: What kind of bet?

Pesron: Whoever makes the most gain at the end of the day wins our favorite food. For free. And the other two have to pitch in.

Shaduck: Challenge accepted.

(He takes a protein bar and takes a big bite.)

Pesron: I paid for those bars…but you can have them.

Shaduck: Please let me spit it out.

Pesron: No.

(Cuts to Shaduck trying to get on the treadmill again.)

Shaduck: Oh no. (Takes a singular step on the treadmill. He instantly gets caught in it and it spins him around. It then shoots Shaduck out of the treadmill and he lands on his legs.) COME ON, DUCK! YOU CAN DO THIS! Let’s start simple. (Presses a down button on the treadmill and it is set to the lowest speed and starts lightly jogging on it for a few seconds.) Hey, this isn’t half bad! Now to crank it up a notch. (Hightens the speed level and Shaduck starts jogging faster.) I’m getting the hang of this! How you gonna beat that, Limey?

Limefong: (Calling.) Just a minute! (The screen changes to the front view. Limefong closes his eyes and the background darkens slightly.) Now, imagine there’s Candle Man (An imaginary Candle Man pops up.) Young Candle Man… (The imaginary Candle Man shrinks down.) And he has a leash around my neck. (An imaginary red leash is seen around his neck, the young Candle Man is holding it.) I’m “Choco” and I’m going out for a walk… (The screen now pans on Limefong’s paws, which are now standing on all fours. One paw takes a step onto the treadmill.) I’m trying to escape but he won’t let go! (The rest of his legs jump onto the treadmill and it starts off fast. Limefong, already sprinting on the spot.) He won’t let it go! (The screen then shows the entirety of Limefong, panting, as he is going at full speed on the treadmill.)

Shaduck: Eh? (Turns his head around.) WHAT THE?!

(Limefong is still seen sprinting on the treadmill and electricity is beginning to whiz around the vessel.) Must esca- (The treadmill then explodes, launching Limefong back with black ashes all over his body.)

Shaduck: I guess this might be harder than I thought…

(Scene cuts to the punching bags.)

Shaduck: Ok, this is gotta be easy. I’m just kicking some butt! I do that almost everyday! (Shaduck runs back and charges towards the punching bag for a start, he then jumpkicks the punching back. When it swings back to him he punches it, then kicks it, then headbutts it until the bag swings once and thrusts his fist into the air, punching the bag off it’s hook. Looks like the punching bag has become the punched bag! Hey, you’re not supposed to be talking during action quotes! Oh sh-)

Shaduck: Try and beat that, Limefong! I bet you’ll get it Limewrong! Haha!

Limefong: Very funny. (Thrusts his paw to punch his bag, it makes a squeaking sound.) Did I do it?

Shaduck: HAHA! Oh come on, man! You aren’t even trying!

Limefong: Hmph. Fine, you asked for this! (Punches the bag harder, it falls off its hook and heads straight towards Shaduck.)

Shaduck: Ha! (Notices the bag and karate chops it in half.)

Limefong: Woah...I mean, next challenge!

(Scene cuts to them in an empty room.)

Limefong: Oh yeah, the kart wheels and headstands!

Shaduck: Easy!

(Shaduck tucks his hands and legs in, like he would do if he was a real duck. He then tilts onto his head, his beak holding him up.)

Shaduck: (Muffled.) What about you?

Limefong: Simple! (Tuck jumps and bounces on his tail, flipping him around onto his head. His hair is holding him up.) I don’t even need to put effort into it!

Shaduck: Oh yeah? I can do that too! (Flips onto the back of his head, where his head feathers are holding him up.) This is even lighter than hair! Ever heard of the expression “light as a fea-

Limefong: Yeah yeah, whatever!

Shaduck: Well, do we both win?

Limefong: I guess… (Secretly uses telekinesis to tip Shaduck over.)

Shaduck: SQUAWK!

Limefong: Haha! I win!

Shaduck: Grr… (Limbs become loose as they pop out of Shaduck, elongated.) Oh yeah…

(Scene cuts to the climbing wall.)

Shaduck: Well, I can just… (Uses his elongated limbs to stretch up to what Shaduck thinks is the top of the climbing wall.) Yayaya!

(Limefong climbs past him.)

Shaduck: I did it before you!

Limefong: No, you didn’t!

Shaduck: Yes, I- (Looks up.) Not again!

(LImefong continues to climb up the wall, nearing the end. Shaduck uses his elongated hand to lift himself up but it takes a while.)

Limefong: Too slo- WOAH! (Paw slips off one of the grips and hangs onto it trying to climb up.) H-help! (Falls off until Shaduck quickly catches Limefong in his long hand and puts him on the floor. Shaduck then climbs up to the top.)

Shaduck: This time I really did make it up! So ha!

Limefong: Next are the exercise bikes! (Limefong gets onto one.)

Shaduck: WAIT FOR ME! (Attempts to jump onto a bike from the top of the wall, but he crashes onto it and it falls into pieces.) My little ducky dingle!

Limefong: Now you know how it feels. (Pedals slightly fast until a ding is heard.) Boom!

Shaduck: At least we’re at the finals!

Limefong: No not quite. Yoga was just the last segment in the montage! We still gotta do the dumbbells after.

Shaduck: Ugh.

(Scene cuts to the yoga mats.)

Limefong: Shaduck? Where are ya? You too chicken! Or duck… (mumbling to himself.) Does that even make sense? Like he’s a bird yeah but does he actually- Whatever, get over here!

(Shaduck pushes Dewey onto the yoga mat, in black paint.)

Limefong: Oh, Shaduck. You look a bit smaller. You’re winning?! Oh no, gotta do this one!

Dewey: Uh yeah, winning. The thing I’ve been doing this whole time.

Limefong: Mhm. Let’s just get on with this.

Dewey: Is this yoga?

Limefong: Yeah, I just said.

Dewey: Oh, right. I can be really forgetful. Heheh.

(Limefong plays a yoga video on his phone. They then both stretch and start to balance on one foot/paw. Limefong begins to wobble but Dewey is fine.)

Limefong: Shaduck, when have you been so good at balancing?

Dewey: Uh, oh gosh he’s always been this bad?

Limefong: Huh?

Dewey: I have a secret talent!

Limefong: Hmm. Well,- (Starts to wobble more.) Woah, woah woah! Gaah! (Falls over.)

Dewey: I won!

Limefong: Final challenge!

Dewey: Woop woop!

(Scene cuts to a rack of dumbbells, Limefong and Dewey both pick one up.)

Dewey: My dumbell has a scratch in it! Let me go around this corner, to get a better one!

Limefong: It doesn’t matter, j-

(Dewey has already disappeared.)

Limefong: Oh, well.

(Dewey runs around the corner, to find Shaduck.)

Shaduck: Did you win the yoga challenge?

Dewey: Yup, that doggo didn’t suspect a thing!

Shaduck: Great job, Dewey. Now take this lighter dumbbell so you can pretend to be stronger than Limefong!

Dewey: Alright, but remember, you owe me some of the fish soup when I win because I did some work for you!

Shaduck: Of course, I’d do that for you anyway. (High fives Dewey and he runs back to the dumbbell rack with the lighter dumbbell.)

Limefong: So, ready to get started?

Dewey: Yep!

Limefong: Alright, let’s lift! (Struggles to lift his dumbbell as Dewey pretends to as well.)

Dewey: Hehe.... (Dewey then lifts the dumbbell up.)

Limefong: What the- HOW?!

Dewey: Guess I have two secret talents.

Limefong: I can’t believe this, you won!

Dewey: Yay! I won!

(Pesron walks over.)

Pesron: I see you guys have finished redoing your exercises!

Dewey: Yeah, and I won!

Pesron: Well, let’s see who lost the most weight! (Pulls two scales out. Dewey and Limefong step onto them both and begin weighing.) And the winner truly is…Sha- wait, woah…

Dewey: Huh?

Pesron: You won, Shaduck but…you’ve lost an incredible amount of weight!

Dewey: Thank you!

Pesron: No, dude. You’ve lost way too much weight than you needed to. You basically have the weight of a thirteen-year old!

Dewey: Haha! Thirteen-year old? Pfft, no! Funny joke, strong guy!

Pesron: I’m serious. Wait, what did you call me?

Dewey: Uh, strong guy?

Pesron: Why would you call me that instead of my real name?

Dewey: Ever head of a nickname?

Pesron: Hmm….alright then. But that loss of weight is still concerning. Good thing your girlfriend and I brought you a ton of bowls of your favourite food! You can get back to your normal weight!

Dewey: Phew! (Wipes some sweat off his forehead, a bit of the black paint coming off and splashing onto the floor.)

Pesron: What? (Slides his finger on the paint and sniffs it.) It’s paint?

Dewey: N-no! I’m just…molting!

Pesron: Oh really?

Dewey: Yeah!

Pesron: Then, I guess you won’t mind taking the ice bucket challenge.

Dewey: (Eyes turn into dots.) The what?

Pesron: If that’s not paint, you’ll have no trouble in doing it!

Dewey: But I won the bet! I want food, not another challenge!

Pesron: Oh, this requires no effort. (Grabs a bucket of ice cold water and is about to throw it at Dewey.)

Dewey: Eep!

(Pesron chucks the bucket, but something stands in its way and Dewey.)

Shaduck: STOP!

Pesron: I knew it! He was a phony!

Shaduck: Yeah, I got Dewey to do the last two challenges for me because I’m no good at yoga. (Slides his finger down Dewey’s head and the black paint comes off.) Oh wait, you can’t see my finger with black paint because it’s the same colour as my feathers but you get the point.

Pesron: Well, even if you shouldn’t get any prize for cheating, a challenge is still a challenge. No disqualifications! This is about who can get the most weight off and we’re not stopping that! So both of you, get on the scales! Has Limefong lost weight because of the two challenges he has participated in or has Shaduck been worthy of slacking off? Let’s see the results!

(Limefong and Shaduck both step on each of their scales.)

Pesron: And the winner is- None of you?!

Limefong and Shaduck: What?!

Pesron: You both didn’t lose any weight at all!

Shaduck: I guess it takes a while to actually lose a good amount of weight.

LImefong: So what about the prize? Do we both get it?

Pesron: Pfft, no! You both haven’t made any gain! This food is now mine for the keeping, so bye! (Runs away with carts filled with pizza and fish soup.)

Limefong: Hey!

Shaduck: Get back here!

(Pesron runs out of the gym, Shaduck and Limefong follow him.)

Shaduck: We both still did the challenges so we should get some sort of prize!

Limefong: And I did all the challenges! I should definitely get the prize!

(The two boys chase Pesron through a forest, a supermarket, a farm, a hill, a street, the royal palace, and into the Main 4’s house.)

Candle Man: WOAH! What’s going on here?!

Shaduck: Pesron won’t give us our food!

Limefong: And I earned it!

Shaduck: We both did!

(Shaduck and Limefong then start arguing.)

Pesron: Stop! Can’t you see? I just tricked you into exercising! You guys just ran around the entire town for your food!

Limefong: Wait, you did?!

Pesron: Yes! I was trying to help you earn your food. Now step on the scales!

(Shaduck and Limefong both step on the scales, and it’s revealed they both got an ounce lighter.)

Pesron: You did it! You lost some weight!

Limefong: Oh, jeah!

Shaduck: Woo hoo!

Pesron: Here’s your food. (Pushes the two carts of food towards Shaduck and Limefong.)

Limefong: Yay!

Shaduck: Yummy!

(The two start gobbling down the carts of their favourite food. Then, Rachel and Lemon come into the room.)

Rachel: We heard you guys won the challenges!

Lemon: Yeah, and we’re super proud!

Rachel: Even if you cheated at the end, Duck.

Shaduck: (Mouthful.) Sorry...

Candle Man: Hey, you guys interrupted my moment with Mystic!

Mystic: Let’s just get back to that.

(Candle Man and Mystic then start kissing again. This disgusts everyone else.)

Everyone but Candle Man and Mystic: Eugh!

Limefong: I think I’ve lost my appetite…

(Pesron then notices the cart of food.)

Pesron: Well, I did some running as well. I deserve some food. (Takes a slice of pizza and takes a bite out of it. Suddenly, Pesron becomes weighted.)

Pesron: Huh?

(Limefong and Shaduck smirk at each other.)

Shaduck and Limefong: IT’S CHALLENGE TIME!

Pesron: No, no, no, no, NOOOO-

(Episode ends.)