JusTED Tymes

JusTED Garbanzo Tymes, more commonly known as "JTed" is a bloobear who is known for his skills in various performance arts, notably that of music and voice acting. He is somewhat of a modern polymath in the making, and is observed pursuing a wide range of artistic endeavors.

JusTED currently resides in Hawaii and is in the employment of a funny Hawaiian man, as a sort of body double for his Twitch streams. Considered a seasonal migrant worker, he takes over the facecam portion of the man's stream when Hawaii's warm, equatorial weather gets too humid. His acting on Twitch has been a success, as audiences are charmed by his calm demeanor and royal bloo fur. In the off-season, JusTED returns to the Tederation where he lives with his girlbear, Ciaobear. He boards in a closet located within the Hawaiian man's house, and is paid $7 USD and a fresh raw salmon per day -- a hefty sum when exchanged with the currency of his home country. JusTED is perpetually peckish, and often endeavors to gain access to additional snacks and food. He possesses smell-o-vision, a trait common to tedbears with prominent snouts, and can be heard sniffing at pictures of food on his smartphone late into the night.

## History

JusTED was born in 1998 to bloobear parents. His father, Teddy Rumpkins Tymes, was a Tederation soldier serving in the Royal Bloobear Army, and his mother, Jemina Snuggle, was the manager at a fabric warehouse that specialized in plaids, tweeds and patterns.

During his time employed by the Hawaiian man, JusTED told of many stories from the time before he became an actor. The following are some of his notable anecdotes:

### The Great Moth Prank Disaster of 2010:

> "It was as if we were blinded by a sudden blizzard, only the snow was a dark grayish-brown. I could've easily died that night, almost having been hit by the panicked driver of a Smegmacola truck!"
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> -Jonah Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowegowicz, a bloobear eyewitness of the scene
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Before his foray into the world of acting, JusTED was an expert prankster. Pranking friends, foes, and random strangers alike. He found it amusing and it was essentially his lifestyle -- that was until the colossal disaster that led to his retirement as a prankster. In the late summer of 2010, JusTED spent countless nights catching small moths (notably ***Hofmannophila pseudospretella**)* and cramming them into mason jars. It is unknown how many jars he managed to collect, due to discrepancies in translation, but it is claimed that the amount was enough to "start a civilization of moths." Late one evening, JusTED strolled around the town of Ridgemont-upon-Teddy with a red wagon -- it's cargo being the hundreds of moth jars that he had accumulated, concealed beneath a tarp. On his stroll to his prank site, JusTED stumbled upon a bustling café filled with humans and Teds alike. There, he caught his first glimpse of a seafoam-green Ted named Ciaobear. JusTED was lovestruck, and being in a state of infatuation, he carelessly let go of the red wagon, causing it to roll down the hill on its own onto a busy road. Disaster struck moments later, as the wagon careened into traffic and was struck by a car. With a tremendous crash, hundreds upon thousands of moths escaped from their glass prisons, becoming a visual hazard for all drivers and pedestrians alike within a several-hundred foot radius, causing quite the scene. Fortunately, not a single casualty was reported, but a Ted was seriously injured and hospitalized after slipping on a banana peel that was thrown onto the sidewalk in the commotion. After seeing and meeting Ciaobear, JusTED's pranking days came to an end, and a new chapter opened in his life.

It is known that Ciaobear and JusTED's relationship ended sometime in 2022. Shortly following this event, JusTED resumed his pranking activities. During the Mauna Loa eruptions of November 2022, he managed to smuggle a jar of lava from the volcanic flow, presumably traveling by way of boat as to avoid drawing suspicion from the TSA.

JusTED was reported to be missing as of March 2023. His whereabouts are currently unknown.

## Notes

* The *History* section was originally written by JustenTymes, and its language revised by TokenChineseGuy