Lore Characters

## Trade President Gearbomb

"Get out of here! You'll scratch the gold plating, hind-wipe!"

**Trade President Yota Gearbomb** is no ordinary goblin. He's the most selfish, ignorant goblin to walk on the soils of Loterra. He cares not for his people, but for his wallet.

Before the Trade War, he was as ordinary as ordinary can get, wandering between companies in search of work. Then he was drafted for the Trade War - seeing an opportunity to display the experience he'd gathered from numerous manufacturing firms, he pitched numerous weapon concepts to the trade council, almost all of which were denied almost immediately. This sent him into such a rage in which he spent several nights doing nothing but scribbling more and more whacky creation ideas. Finally, he'd found the black sheep of the bunch, the diamond in the rough: the Gear Breaker - a long handheld anti-tank weapon wielded by a minimum of 2 goblins meant to push pistons and belts out of place in the engines, rendering them useless for a short time.

The council reluctantly decided to mass produce this tool, to which it saw limited (but surprisingly potent) effect. Despite how little the Gear Breaker actually contributed to the war effort, Gearbomb used it as a bragging right, a sales pitch - he convinced the goblin people that his invention single-handedly saved the goblin faction, to which a delirious and war-struck community simply accepted as fact. This put Gearbomb in a position of power among the people, too which he exploited, throwing the government into a downward spiral of popularity among the people.

He easily secured the place of Trade President in as little as a year after the end of the Trade War but he wasn't interested in running a society, only the riches. He tries to justify this neglect as 'payback' to the old council who refused to produce all of his old designs. Now, he spends 99% of his time in office, out of the office, his seat usually occupied by a out-of-service Blingtron robot with a note stuck to its forehead reading: "Gone fission." Where he currently resides is only known by his closest advisers (who he doesn't listen to anyway)

> ***"hitler but without the racism" - Nuttoons 2022***
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## The Thing

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A being of strange beginnings, strong enough to defeat even the most powerful of foes. **The Thing** has consumed many weapons over the years, and is now able to pull them out of it's own body to be used in battle.

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## Tyrium

A god of unknown origin, who seems to posses unfathomable power, capable of granting others the ability to pass into the Bifold. **Tyrium** enjoys making deals with mortals, often cursing the mortal in the end, and relishes in the anguish it causes them.

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## The Director

Ruler of The Mechanism, the Director is protected by guards round the clock.

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