Waifus Collide

WWA **Waifus Collide** was a professional wrestling event hosted by the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. It is the first major event in the promotion's history and featured several championship matches as well as a first time, full frontal display of the wide range of talent the company and the Waifuverse have to offer.

## Background

### Production

**Relevant Article :** Waifu Wrestling Alliance

The Waifu Wrestling Alliance formed in early 2023 and reached near immediate major popularity. The promotion hosted a series of smaller shows in order to crown it's first round of champions and build towards a more major event. In early February, Waifus Collide was announced as the first in the WWA's new calendar of special events.

### Storylines

Following the inaugural WWA World Championship tournament, eventual winner Punk Elf was injured and set to relinquish the title. Before she had the chance, Gun Girl stole the championship from Punk Elf, and has self-identified as the real champion since. This act caused Skelly Skelly to question the leadership skills of Gun Girl, and eventually for Skelly to leave the Gun Army. Meanwhile, the woman Punk Elf defeated en route to her championship match, Kelly Omega began to cut scathing promos on all of the WWA, including Gun Girl and Skelly Skelly, igniting tensions between the three. After a dominant showing in a battle royale, where Bishamonta eliminated all of her competition by herself, the main event of a fatal four way was scheduled for Waifus Collide, where the winner would be the official and undisputed WWA World Champion.

Almost from the beginning of the WWA, tensions had arose between The Queen and Farmer Girl stemming from the fact Farmer Girl's farm was on The Queen's land. It was not until The Queen read about Farmer's Girl's farm that she decided to first visit the location, where The Queen was appalled at the uncleanliness of the locale. The two soon exchanged fiery words back and forth, and a match was made wherein the winner would gain sole ownership of the farm.

When Princess Knight decreed that the ban on hunting orcs in the Kingdom was lifted, Nefertiti wasted no time in beginning her surveillance of Wild Emerald (and by extension, Surfer Girl). The two proud combatants have not heavily interacted in the build to this no disqualifications match, but have each privately noted their respect for the other, and their desire to earn a win on this first ever live event. Wild Emerald did erroneously blame Nefertiti for leaking details of Wild Emerald's marriage to Surfer Girl to various publications, though these claims are unsubstantiated, and Nefertiti refutes them.

Believing that Maddie Mediterranean was an absent WWA Intercontinental Champion, Violet Beauregarde would challenge the champion for a match at Waifus Collide. When Winter Girl also joined the conversation, a three way ladder match was signed to determine the rightful title holder.

Shortly after first appearing in WWA, Nikki Kade made her debut answering an open challenge issued by fellow newcomer Priscilla Divine. Having arrived from Ireland penniless and facing an opponent who regularly bragged about her wealth, Kade proposed a stipulation where if she won the match, Divine would have to pay her rent. This led to a match which went to a time limit draw, which enraged Divine, who despised Kade and made fun of her financial difficulties. This led to a best of 3 falls rematch, which Divine won 2 - 1. Much like their first match Divine would have to pay Kade's rent if she won, however Divine added a stipulation allowing her to force Kade to bow down to her and kiss her feet after the match, humiliating her. She then forced Kade to watch her burn the money she needed for rent. The resulting bad blood led to a series of events between the two. First a vengeful Kade vandalized vehicles owned by Divine, Divine called the cops on Kade and got her arrested. Kade then started a Lonelyfans page after being bailed out, in an effort to pay her rent but Divine leaked content posted on Kade's page in an effort to reduce her earnings. She then supported The Big Gal in an unsuccessful attempt to defeat Kade and finally things came to a head when a fire destroyed Divine's mansion, with Kade, who had been exhibiting unstable behaviour, being accused of being responsible. Now at Waifu's Collide, these two will settle things once and for all with Kade's freedom and Divine's pride on the line as the former will be forced to become Divine's valet should she lose, while Divine will be subjected to a humiliation of Kade's choosing should Kade defeat her.

After weeks of intense promos on one another, Miss USA and Hailey Britannia finally had their two out of three falls match, widely regarded as one of the best matches of the early days of the WWA. Following this battle, the two realised some mutual respect for the other, and began teaming as the North Atlantic Titty Organization (NATO). Despite being an early arrival to the WWA, Sheila Foster showed she was more interested in hitting the pubs than the gyms, where Foster became something of a mentor to Beera (then known as Rookie Girl). A change in attitude due to heavy alcohol consumption has seen Foster and Beera become a tag team of their own, dubbed the Bogans. Despite a somewhat friendly relationship between Foster and Britannia, NATO and The Bogans will now battle to become the first ever WWA World Tag Team Champions.

Believing that Zunigoth was capable of more than she was actively doing, Mighty Milf challenge Zunigoth for one final one on one match, in the hopes of pushing Zunigoth towards redemption.

A special tag match has been booked, which stemmed from decrees made by Princess Knight on behalf of the crown relating to the Meganekko Powers' debt. Tension between both parties would come to a head during the infamous "Ice Cream Fiasco" wherein Princess Knight confronted both Nekko Sisters and Skelly Skelly regarding the then newly passed "Ice Cream Tax". The confrontation was further escalated when Princess Knight challenged the Meganekko Powers to a match stipulating that if the Nekko Sisters win, their debt would be halved, but if Princess Knight and her teammate win then Anne Nekko would have to give up her glasses to Princess Knight. The Meganekko Powers agreed to the match before Princess Knight bought the services of Lillith for the price of a dozen eggs. Princess Knight then appointed Raging Red as their official manager and to be her personal assistant.

Set to take place as the opening contest of the main card of Waifus Collide, 20 Waifus will enter into a Rumble match, where the winner will be afforded a future WWA World Championship match. Before the event, Cassie Kade and Curry Girl were confirmed entrances. Sola Fire was soon after confirmed as an entrant, owing to strong exhibition showings while training in the Waifu Dojo.

## Event

### Pre-Show

The pre-show opened with a 1-on-2 handicap, with Minnie Moo fighting against the duo of Big Gal and Artificial Waifu Serial Number 8008315. The match would last over 18 minutes, with Minnie Moo coming surprisingly close several times against the two much larger opponents. However, the match would end when AW-8008135 hit the *Judgement Day* claw slam and pinned Minnie Moo.

The second match on the pre-show saw WWA boss and head booker SpaghettiDog host an exhibition match dubbed the "Special Spaghetti Dog Featured Bout". It originally appeared that Zunigoth was to answer the bout, however this competitor revealed themselves as Zunimposter. The match continued back and forth, with Zunimposter showing off impressive power, until Spaghetti Dog hit a modified *F-5* for the win.

### Preliminary Matches

The main card kicked off with the 20-Waifu Rumble, where the winner would receive a future WWA World Championship match. Of note, Keron Croakie would eliminate four competitors after entering third, before being eliminated herself by Strapz. Both Strapz and Kuro Noire would eliminate three competitors each. Ash Romero entered at number 7, only to last a mere 25 seconds, simultaneously becoming the first ever elimination in official Waifu Rumble matches and having the shortest time of any competitor in a Waifu Rumble. Waifu Dojo trainee Sola Fire would suffer an injury after being eliminated via a powerbomb from Cassie Kade, over the top rope to the floor. The final four were Kuro Noire, Duna Sands, Cactus Jane and a surprise return from Punk Elf, however Jane and Punk Elf were eliminated nearly simultaneously by Noire and Sands, respectively. Kuro Noire would eventually win from the number 10 entry spot after eliminating Duna Sands.

In the second match of the main card, Princess Knight rendered the services of Lillith to combat the MegaNekko Powers, with the debt of the Nekkos being halved if they were victorious. Throughout the match, both Meg and Anne Nekko would assault Raging Red, who was acting as the manager to the team of Princess Knight and Lillith. The match ended when Lillith was pinned by Meg Nekko, while Princess Knight deigned not to break up the pinfall.

The match between Mighty Milf and Zunigoth was billed as the final meeting between the two WWA mainstays, and would go on to be an instant classic. The match begun with Mighty Milf hitting a series of three brutal knee strikes to Zunigoth's chin, however Zunigoth soon fought back with power offence of her own. Notably, the two did not once leave the ring during their match. In what many consider the match of the show, Zunigoth defeated Mighty Milf by submission with a Fujiwara Armbar dubbed the *MFA*.

In the longest match on the show, inaugural Tag Team Champions were crowned when Hailey Britannia and Miss USA were victorious after defeating Sheila Foster and Beera. The Bogans initially controlled the match efficiently for well over ten minutes before it devolved into a brawl that favoured NATO. Throughout, long time acquaintances Foster and Britannia avoided physical contact for much of the match until the two finally came face to face in the ring. Towards the end of the contest, Beera made a comeback and had chance to win with a leap from the top rope, however she badly missed due to her intoxication. Miss USA wasted no time in showboating after this sequence, leading to Beera tapping out to the *Texas Tea* cloverleaf.

Up next, Nikki Kade debuted a more sinister and deranged appearance for her match with Priscilla Divine inside Hell in a Cell. It was Kade that grabbed the first weapon, a sledgehammer, early on, and this would come into play at numerous points throughout the barbaric match. Kade struck Divine in the head several times with the sledgehammer, but Divine would get some payback via a high back suplex onto the hammer's head. Towards the end of the match, Kade would throw DIvine outside of the ring to the floor, but Divine got the upper hand and literally threw Kade around the ringside area for several minutes, before rolling her back inside. In the middle of the ring, Priscilla Divine would hit a *Pedigree* and defeat Nikki Kade, gaining the services of Kade as a valet in the process.

The No Disqualifications match between Nefertiti and Wild Emerald proved to be a mismatch for the African Huntress, as Nefertiti's precise strikes were simply no match for the relentless power of Wild Emerald. Before the match, Nefertiti had promised not to involve Surfer Girl, as long as Surfer Girl did not involve herself, and the two stayed apart throughout. Of note is that there were no weapons or submissions in the ropes despite the no disqualifications stipulation, Emerald won with the *Heaven to Earth* in just over seven minutes.

With the intercontinental championship on the line, Winter Girl managed to defeat both Violet Beauregarde and the defending Maddie Mediterranean to claim the gold. Winter Girl was the first to head outside the ring, but it was Maddie that first introduced a ladder into the match up. At one stage, Maddie removed the ladder from under Winter Girl and caught her in a powerbomb as she let go of the hanging belt. Beauregarde also took a nasty spill off the top of a ladder after some strikes from Maddie, but Beauregarde climbed back up to throw Maddie to the floor. Beauregarde seemingly had a chance to win, but decided to hit some high flying offence on Winter Girl instead of climbing the ladder. The end came after Winter Girl hit a big *Northern Lights Suplex* on Beauregarde onto a ladder, then knocked Maddie outside of the ring. A slight production both actually saw Winter Girl claim the title out of frame, before a quick zoom revealed the result.

### Main Event Matches

In the semi-main event, Farmer Girl would defeat The Queen to retain ownership of her farm in a fastpacked and savage contest. The match would end up being the shortest one on the show, to the surprise of many. Both competitors missed diving axe handles from the ropes at different stages, before Farmer Girl would hit an impressive springboard moonsault body press. The Queen would kick out of a spinebuster and then the *Farm Trip* crucifix bomb, but would nearly immediately be pinned after Farmer Girl delivered a stiff lariat and six quick punches to the face. It is suspected there was some sort of injury or miscommunication between the two, but neither have commented on the specifics at this stage, and it is unclear if this was part of the storyline or not.

In the main event, Skelly Skelly won the WWA World Heavyweight Championship in an exciting contest over the defending Gun Girl, as well as Bishamonta and Kelly Omega. All four women paired off with each other at different times, leading to many close falls for all involved. Bishamonta provided a highlight of the match after she powerbombed Skelly to the floor over the ropes, and then hit a crossbody dive from the top turnbuckle to the outside. Skelly would later get her revenge by giving Bishamonta both a DDT and an impressive vertical suplex onto the floor. During their battles, Gun Girl would dodge a *Vag Trigger* from Kelly Omega, as well as kick out of a snap Dragon Suplex, before workig over Omega's legs with strikes and submission holds. At one stage, Kelly Omega had Gun Girl pinned for over six seconds following a *No Wanged Angel*, but the referee was out of position, giving Skelly enough time to break up the pin attempt. At one stage, Gun Girl threw Skelly outside the ring before Bishamonta powerbombed Kelly over the ropes onto the prone Skelly Skelly. Gun Girl almost pinned Bishamonta following a *Neck Shot*, The ending came when at almost the same time, Skelly and Omega would perform manoeuvres on Gun Girl and Bishamonta, respectively, and the referee would count Gun Girl's shoulders down and declare Skelly the winner and new champion. Unofficial replay footage did confirm that Skelly was less than half a second earlier than Omega, though this has not yet been commented on by those involved. The reaction to this moment was almost universally positive, with some declaring it to be the best match ending they had seen in.

## Results

* (c) – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match
* **P** – indicates the match took place on the pre-show