JabXx

Aliases: pvp legend, Aces bestfriend, best friend of elkool, smart guy, "beaner", "adopted"

So very good at pvp, he joined snowbelle, got killed by soccer, 1v1ed him and lost.

Easily became snowbelles most valuable player, building every farm of value, gaining large sums of resources easily
Eventually kicked out of snowbelle after moderator I shan't name framed him for insiding, where he shortly had to watch his stuff get burned and was made fun of in every way including racism.

Made his own town which ended up being 2x better than snowbelle, JaBeans easily became one of the highest thriving solo towns on towny.

With a clear bias towards him from many staff members (A lot of moderators) He was muted and banned every other ban period end, where once he was even banned for staff harrasment for leaving a 1v1, and banned for homophobia after changing the first letter of daemon to a g. (He has 3 lesbian parents, and gay friends)

Soon framed for racism with the actual person even admitting it he was destroyed, especially since one of the only moderators/blizz members he considered a friend murdered him in a tunnel, and did other bad stuff

He went to EarthMC for a week where he realized how much better he was and if it weren't for his ties to SMPE and progress there, he would have retired to EarthMC easily.

Being known for being bad at pvp after losing to one person, he ended up pretending to be bad against 2 blizz members and a WP member on Pvp legacy, where he subsequentally got a ego boosting win streak which was ended by pigspiel by using a bow at approximitely 3 am in the morning, and he may have been so tired that he may or may not have kind of let pig win.

He eventually destroyed very high ranking blizz pvpers in a pvp legacy mode known as Op kit Pvp, which though denied by those that lose to him, is the closest to SMPE pvp, with gapples, godweapons, god armor, and a unlevel terrain with nowhere to run. Many of these same blizz people pride themselves on destroying him in gamemodes very different from normal pvp and nerfed any and all tools he was good with. The few Blizz pvpers he actually acknowledges as better than him are AgentNeko by a mile, swervingfaun in some situations some being linked in each of those words, and daemon\_ignis when he chooses a mode Jab is bad at.

Eventually he was falsely framed for ddosing someone who had just recently obtained jab's ip, while jab was asleep and afk fishing, showing command prompt, which can't even be used to show DDOS attacks (You need a packet analyzer like wireshark for that) The ban was so bogus that even many admins, a manager, and one of the Blizz members that hated him backed him up in the situation. He was eventually unbanned, though those that framed him easily got away with it and made fun of him a lot.

When he was back, he got a win in gladiators and told someone to "eat his butt" which DeanGullberry decided was so horrifying and benign that Jab 'deserved' a permanent mute. This instance and a few looks at the past led to an epiphany where Jab realized the server he had called perfect, fun, amazing, staff picked on for no reason, and with a good community, was not all he defended it for. It was not until many picks for the new moderators considered to be bad, that Jab spoke his mind on these problems (This subjected him to further bias from some of the staff team, where one moderator kept saying they 'loved' jab and wanted to marry him and more, no matter how many times jab said to stop and that it made him uncomfortable, though this was done before this moderator was hired, it extended a little bit into their time on the moderation team).

He is currently very good friends with many of his enemies, being good friends with Dae and soccer now, best friends with Ace, Anime buddies with neko, Pvp legacy buddies with zipper, and swerving was still weird.

Many atrocities were left out of this as it would get it taken down for setting a bad image of the staff team and that is not what I want, as they have their flaws but don't deserve to be harrased, especially my boy RPS, Eckie, Bow, Mik, Icy, Luxen, and more. If people decide to Harras SpicyTaco28 or DeanGulberry or softsquirtle, I do not encourage it though I will do nothing at all to stop it.

Only good at 1.9