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The Adventures of Person in Poofland

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How to Ride the Great Flying Meeses of Poofland

By Poofy the All-Wise, All-Knowing, and All-Poofy

The art of riding the Great Flying Meeses of Poofland is one that has been strikingly overlooked by many Poofpeople, because it can be exceedingly dangerous. The Great Flying Meeses are decidedly difficult to tame, and notably hard to fly. And if you succeed in taming a Great Flying Meese, there remains the rather large problem of nourishing your newfound companion. But that is not what I set out to write about in this chronicle. To mount your Great Flying Meese and traverse Poofland, you will first need a Poofsaddle that would fit your Great Flying Meese. After shodding your Great Flying Meese with his or her saddle, you then need to make sure that it’s tail is Poofpink. If his/her tail is Bloobfacegreen, then you must quickly feed it some Poofcola. When it’s tail has become a healthy Poofpink, you must simply launch a rope over it’s body with a bow, and fasten the rope to a nearby object. Climb the rope onto the body. It’s body can be very slippery, which is why you needed the saddle. Once you are on, cut the robe, and shout “Poofmush!” and your Great Flying Meese will take to the skies. This next chapter will tell you how to navigate the great Poofsky and land safely on the Poofdirt again.

How to Navigate the Poofysky While Riding a Great Flying Meese of Poofland

By Poofy the All-Wise, All-Knowing, and All-Poofy

Over the ages, the art of navigating the Great Flying Meeses through the majestic Poofsky has seemingly disappeared. This bothers me because I wrote an entire bestselling book about riding through the majestic Poofsky, but even with this majestic book in bountiful supply, Poofpeople seem to have forgotten the days when majestic Great Flying Meeses soared in the air with Poofsaddlers on their backs and the Poofwind in their faces. Flying a Great Flying Meese is a challenging feat. First, you must pull the reigns on the saddle. Next, you must turn in the opposite direction that you want to go. And then, you must straighten out once you are going in the right direction. And landing is even harder. First, you must say PoofUnmush! And then your Great Flying Meese will land gently on the ground. As in, it will tumble towards the Poofdirt at top speed, then it will hear the Poofdirt and stop instantly. Smooth landing. So smooth in fact that no one has ever reported ever feeling anything ever again after landing! Have fun!

How to Find Something That is Missing in Poofland

By Poofy, the All-Wise, All-Knowing, and All-Poofy

One thing to note about Poofland, is that things in Poofland occasionally go missing. And most of the time, it is by Poofperson Pooferror. But sometimes, those things just poof. It is the name of this land after all. The Great Poof above decided that sometimes it would help out Poofpeople in need. But, the unquestionable Great Poof decided that it would poof things to different places to help out Poofpeople. All you need to do to get back your poofed-away item is to make the Great Poof above some Italian Rainbow Cookies, which can be difficult, because there is only one recipe, and that recipe came through with the Poofwater, making the recipe very hard to follow without rebelling against it. But I’m sure you’ll be fine. If, by chance, your item went missing because of your Pooferrors, then you must mutter the ancient Poofspells, and invoke the ancient Poofrituals necessary to bring them back. These spells can be found in the next entry.

How to Mutter the Ancient Poofspells and Invoke the Ancient Poofrituals to Find Lost Things

By Poofy, the All-Wise, All-Knowing, and All-Poofy

For this ritual, you will need the following: An Italian Rainbow Cookie, a PoofPink Poofpot, and some Holy Poofcola, purchasable for just 9.99 Poofoos (9.99P) a liter from Poofy’s Poofcola Poofstore. Then you can start the ritual by saying, “Oh Great Poof above, I am here with a Poofrequest. Poofcadabera Poofcelsior! Bring back to me the [Poofobject] that I have lost!” \*drops the Italian Rainbow Cookie into the Poofpink Poofpot\* “Oh Great Poof above, who hath Poofcreated this Poofplanet and all of Poofland!” \*drops holy Poofcola into the Poofpink Poofpot\* “Oh Great Poof, with his spell I cast, I ask thou to bringest back to the item I previously spoke of! Pooficus Poofnarnar! Poofarnia Poofisius! Poofnisious Poofhaviuth! Poofpoof!” And then the item will appear exactly ten Pooffeet away from you. You can then reclaim your lost item. But be warned, the returned item will be Poofpink for exactly ten days.

How to Decipher the Markings on a Poofclock

By Poofy, the All-Wise, All-Knowing, and All-Poofy

Anyone who had seen a Poofclock knows that telling the time on it can be difficult, that is, if you haven’t been to 2nd Poofgrade yet! But some people may have forgotten, and some people just never knew, so this is why I am going to tell you. As some know, visitors from Earth make occasional visits, so for simplicity’s sake, there are 21 Earth hours in one (1) Poofday, and 7/8 Earth hours in one Poofhour, and roughly 0.6 Earth minutes in one Poofminute. The big hand on the Poofclock is Poofminutes, and the  little hand is the Poofhours. Each number under the big hand represents seven (7) Poofminute(s), and each mark between the numbers in one (1) Poofminute(s).  Each number under the big hand represents one (1) Poofhour(s).

How to Appear More Poofcultured and Less UnPoofcultured

By Poofy, the All-Wise, All-Knowing, and All-Poofy

A good understanding of Poofculture comes from living in Poofland. Therefore, visitors to this amazing land might not know their Poofmanners.

How to Aquire a Poofhobbie

By Poofy, the All-Wise, All-Knowing, and All-Poofy

Before we begin, there are a few thing you’ll need. You will need the following: a Poofhobby kit, written permission from the Poofoffice to have a Poofhobby kit mailed to your house, and at least two brain cells. The first thing that you should note about this Poofhobby is that it is a beginner Poofhobby, and not suitable for Master Poofcrafters like myself. When you open the kit, you will find obsolutely nothing inside, except for a few pieces to make either a shelf or a table. What you do from there is up to you, you could collect something like Italian Rainbow Cookies that were Turned to Stone by the Great UnPoofairy, or you could make something like a mini sculpture out of  Italian Rainbow Cookies that were Turned to Stone by the Great UnPoofairy. What you do is up to you, there are no wrong ways to have a hobby, unless your hobby is drinking Poofwater, in which case, I would advise you to get a new hobby, like talking to your Pooftherapist.