SpongeBob and the Snailtales; Snailtales' Greatest Grill Moments

"A PARAMOUNT PLUS ORIGINAL SERIES"

[MYSTERY DUNGEON EXPLORERS OF TIME AND DARKNESS THEME MUSIC]

Title: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND THE SNAILTALES NEPTUNE'S PARTY"

Starring Gary the Snail

Foofie the Butler Snail

Muffsies the Snail

Daniel the Snail

Little Dollar the Snail

Yo-yo the Snail

Snellie the Purebred Snail

Lary the Grumpy Snail

These eight snails are about to go on another adventure by traveling through the world of Neptune's home "Atlantis" Like making magic, Learning god powers, And saving Mr. Krabs and Squidward inside the cage that has a lock in it. Cut to these eight snails sleeping at night. Also featuring these special guest stars; King Neptune, Queen Amphitrite, Triton, Rochelle, Rochelle's parents, Royal seahorses, Angel fish, Monsters from the Party, Man in picture in Neptune's bathroom and a Mermaid on poster in Triton's room. Cut to Gary, Snellie, Lary, Foofie, Muffsies, Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo falling into the cave. Then Gary's necklace which has a trident in it started to glow. The eight snails slithers toward the wall to see a picture of Neptune and his son Triton which it lights up from the wall and King Neptune appears swimming out from the light. Gary, Snellie, Lary, Foofie, Muffsies, Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo turned around and saw King Neptune headed this way. Thus, King Neptune needed his help with his son Triton. The eight snails slithers towards him as they are about to help him. Cut to Gary, Snellie, Lary, Foofie, Muffsies, Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo riding on King Neptune's back as he swims to find his son Triton. Then the camera pan up to the skies where the sun is shining as we end the theme music.

Episode Title: "The Clash of Triton"

*[At Atlantis. King Neptune is lying in bed yawning]*

**Amphitrite:** Oh, Neptune, surely this isn't the behavior befitting a king, hiding in bed for days on end, doing nothing but watching daytime television. *[turns off TV]*

**King Neptune:** Wait! Rochelle was just about to meet her biological parents!

**Amphitrite:** Is this about turning 5,000 today?

**King Neptune:** No. Oh, my darling Amphitrite, it is not my age that troubles me so. It's that our son, Triton, will not be able to share in my revelry.

**Amphitrite:** Let's forget about Triton for just one day. It's your 5,000th birthday, for shell's sake.

**King Neptune:** *[sighs]* Okay. So long as there's no one careless enough to mention Triton.

*[cuts to the Krusty Krab]*

**Gary:** Order up, Squidward! *[Foofie gives Squidward a Krabby Patty]* I'll bet your wondering why Snellie, Lary and I are not doing work today.

**Squidward:** *[takes Krabby Patty]* Not in the least, Snailtales.

**Gary:** Okay, okay, we'll tell you.

**Squidward:** *[walks up to table with strange looking fish]* Your order, ma'am.

*[the strange fish is really Snellie in a costume]*

**Snellie:** Gary, Lary and I are noting working because today is "Bring your Snail Friends to Work Day". *[jumps out of costume]* You should give it a whirl, buddy. *[enters the kitchen and hears phone ring.]*

**Daniel:** I'll get it, Gary, Snellie and Lary. *[uses his snail tail by picking up the phone and answers it]* Krusty Krab, Daniel speaking. Just a minute please. Mr. Krabs, it's a Queen Amphitrite. She wants to have King Neptune's birthday party here.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[sarcastically]* Oh she does, does she? I'll handle this, laddie. *[takes phone from Daniel]* Yes, Queen Amphitrite. *[pauses to listen to Queen Amphitrite]* Very convincing, but you're gonna have to call pretty early to fool ol' Eugene Krabs, prankster! *[blocks phone with claw]*. They think I was born yesterday. Aye-aye-aye. *[Queen Amphitrite breaks through the roof and zaps Mr. Krabs]* Does 7:00 work for you, your majesty? *[Turns to Gary, Snellie and Lary]* Oil up yer spatula snails, for tonight you fry for a king.

**Lary:** So much for "Bring your Snail Friends to Work Day", guys. You answer to a higher calling this day. We have the capability! *[Raises up spatula and light flashes on spatula. Then Lary turns to Patrick who is standing in the corner]* Okay, that's enough Patrick, thank you.

*[Reveals Patrick with a flashlight and a wobble board]*

*[Outside the kitchen, the decorations and gifts are all set for King Neptune's birthday]*

**Mr. Krabs:** You snails really outdid yourselves. It almost makes me want to pay you. *[chuckling]* Oh, yeah. *[passes pole with ribbons and two balloons]* Looks like this area could use a few more decorations. Squidward!

**Squidward:** Now what?

**Mr. Krabs:** The decorations over here look a little sparse. Why don't you hang up a few balloons or something? *[walks away]*

*[Squidward stands motionless]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[walks back]* Oh, that's better. Looks lovely, Squidward. Excellent work. How goes it over here?

**Little Dollar:** All set, Mr. K. 5,000 patties, one for every year Neptune's been alive.

**Mr. Krabs:** 5,000 patties at $3.99 a pop? *[babbles nonsensically due to how much money he'll get]*

*[Outside the Krusty Krab]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Leave it to your old boss here to capitalize on such a momentous occasion. *[rolls out red carpet]*

**Shubie:** Wow! Why, you rolled out the red carpet!

**Mr. Krabs:** This ain't for you, lad. This is for King Neptune. Today is his birthday.

**Shubie:** Oh, uh, wait, King Neptune is coming here? Oh, I am a huge fan of the royal family. I just love everything they do. Could we please, maybe, watch them eat, right here through the window, you know?

**Mr. Krabs:** Don't be ridiculous. Why in Neptune's name would I let you... *[thought bubble of Mr. Krabs bangs him in between the eyes with a money gavel]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[later on]* See Neptune eat! Only five dollars! Only a few seats left! *[Fred gives him a five dollar bill]* Thank you. *[Debbie gives him a five dollar bill]* Thank you.

*[Fish gives Mr. Krabs a twenty dollar bill]*

**Fish #19:** You got change for a twenty?

**Mr. Krabs:** Nope, sorry. I guess that it's twenty dollars for for you then. Don't be shy folks. Seats are going fast.

*[thunder is heard]*

*[fish gasp as a carrier holding King Neptune, Queen Amphitrite, and monsters assisting Neptune arrive at the Krusty Krab]*

**King Neptune:** Greetings, my obedient flock.

*[the crowd cheers and talks]*

**King Neptune:** *[to Amphitrite]* You were right, honey. Hearing these mortals cheer for me has made me feel better already.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Hi, King Neptune!

**King Neptune:** Gary, Snellie, Lary. My favorite three snails! How's SpongeBob and Squidward's snails doing?

**Gary:** We're doing just fine. *[notices Queen Amphitrite and the monsters]*

**Lary:** Hey! Who've you brought with you?

**King Neptune:** This is Queen Amphitrite. She's my wife. And my royal subjects who are monsters. Don't mention them.

**Lary:** Right. And these are our Snail-Friends we just met. *[Foofie, Muffsies, Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo joins Gary, Snellie and Lary]*

**Gary:** Nice to meet you, Queen Amphitrite. I'm Gary.

**Snellie:** I'm Snellie.

**Lary:** I'm Lary.

**Daniel:** Hi, I'm Daniel.

**Little Dollar:** Call me, Little Dollar.

**Yo-yo:** My name is Yo-yo.

**Muffsies:** Like hi, I'm Muffsies.

**Foofie:** And I'm Foofie. Say uh... Mr. Royal Sea Kingness, your table is this way, sir.

*[inside the Krusty Krab]*

**King Neptune:** Oh, these seats are surprisingly comfortable for being long-lord and primitive storage vessels.

**Amphitrite:** Oh, husband, I'm so glad to see that you're enjoying your birthday party.

**King Neptune:** And I am glad that you are glad, dear.

**Amphitrite:** And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad, my king.

**King Neptune:** And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad that you're glad...

**Monsters:** Alright already!

**King Neptune:** And methinks I shall continue to enjoy us all as long as there's no mention of the name...

**Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies:** Triton, Triton, Triton? Is there a Triton here?

**Gary:** Is there anybody missing from this party that any of you guys can see?

**Amphitrite:** Nope, there's nobody missing, we're all here.

*[Monsters from the Party start to get nervous]*

**Lary:** Oh, I was sure there's somebody..*[sees an empty seat]* Oh! Here it is, right here! An empty seat!

**King Neptune:** That's not an empty seat. My wife is sitting there.

**Snellie:** *[laughs]* No, not that chair, your Highness, that one! See? It even has its pretty name card that Lary made still on it.

**King Neptune:** Oh no.

**Gary:** T-R-I-T-O-N. You sure you don't know anyone named Triton? *[Neptune sobs]* Should I put it down yes or no?

**Amphitrite:** Triton is our son. But as you can see, the king doesn't want to talk about it right now.

**King Neptune:** Thank you, my darling. I'd rather not share with this addled mortal the woeful story of our son, Triton. *[all agree]* But I suppose I could tell it. *[all disagree]* No, you're right, I won't tell it. *[all breathe a sigh of relief, pulls out a projector]* Instead, I'm going to show this movie I made about it. *[all groan]* Could someone please dim the lights? *[lights are dimmed]*

*[The projector shows a flashback with King Neptune and Triton. Scene starts in King Neptune's palace]*

**King Neptune:** *[narrating]* It all started one day while giving Triton his smiting lessons.

*[King Neptune uses his trident to zap a smaller version of Bikini Bottom. The city bursts into flames]*

**King Neptune:** That's how you strike fear into the hearts of your subjects! Now you try, son. Son?

**King Neptune:** *[narrating]* Triton was increasingly fascinated with the miserable world of the lowly mortals.

*[Young Triton is seen watching a baseball game from the edge of the palace]*

**Triton:** Dad, when are you going to teach me the ball and stick game?

**King Neptune:** Never. Now take hold of your trident and practice your smiting, son.

**Triton:** I don't feel like smiting. I wanna play the ball and stick game.

**King Neptune:** Okay, son, you want to learn the stick and ball game? Well here's your first lesson. Batter up. *[The trident zaps one of the stadium's lights. Everyone in the baseball field starts screaming]* It looks like I just hit a single. Let's see if you can get a home run, son.

**Triton:** Leave me alone, Dad. *[swims back home]*

**King Neptune:** *[narrating]* What was happening to my own flesh and blood? Over the next few millennia, my son grew not only in size, but in perplexing behavior.

*[A explosion is heard from Triton's door, and green smoke seeps out. Neptune opens it and sees Triton with beakers of chemicals]*

**King Neptune:** What is going on in here?

**Triton:** Hey, Dad, check it out! I'm studying chemistry, and I've just created a cure for all mortal diseases!

**King Neptune:** *[pushes all the beakers out of the table angrily, then grabs Triton by his arms]* How many times do I have to tell you? We are gods! We don't have diseases, nor do we care whether or not the mortals contract them!

**Triton:** Gosh! *[moves away]*

**King Neptune:** *[to the camera]* Try as I might, it was becoming increasingly apparent that we would not agree on the ways of the world. I knew I had no choice. There was only one last resort. *[shows video of people dancing on a beach]* No, not that one! The Island in the Sky.

**Triton:** Isn't that island a miniature golf course?

**King Neptune:** No! The one on the other side of the river.

**Triton:** You mean the juvenile correction facility? But that place is for losers, man.

**King Neptune:** Uh-huh.

*[One the island in the sky]*

**Triton:** Okay, I'm standing in here. Now what? *[Neptune locks Triton up in a cage]* What are you doing? This is bogus!

**King Neptune:** I'm sealing you inside this magical shrinking cage until you learn to embrace your destiny as one of the gods!

*[Neptune zaps the cage]*

**Triton:** Noooooo!

*[cage only shrinks a little]*

**Triton:** You call that shrinking?

**King Neptune:** Well, it only shrinks 7%.

**Triton:** Man, that is just beyond bogus.

**King Neptune:** Perhaps in your eyes, it is beyond bogus, but it is the only way you'll learn. *[Pulls rope to hang the cage up a tree]* Reflect on this for 10,000 years.

**Triton:** You can't do this, man! I've got a life to live. I can't be stuck in this cage, man! *[Neptune leaves the island]* God. I hate you, old man, you hear me? I hate you! *[echoes]*

*[flashback ends]*

**King Neptune:** No! *[turns off projector. Lights come back on]* And that's that.

*[everyone inside the Krusty Krab is sleeping]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Huh? Okay, who's ready for a piping hot Krabby Patty? Would you like the first one, your highness?

**King Neptune:** Recounting this sad tale has upset me so much, I've lost my appetite. *[sobs]*

**Amphitrite:** Take those sandwiches away! Can't you see the king is upset? *[turns to Neptune]* It's okay, let it out.

*[cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab]*

**Male fish:** This is a rip-off! I paid to watch high-class royal dining action, not listen to a boring sob story.

**Monica:** Ooh, looks like things may be picking up! Royal violence!

**Amphitrite:** Why have you not obeyed me, mortal? Be gone!

**Mr. Krabs:** So who's going to pay for these, then? *[Amphitrite zaps Mr. Krabs]* Oh! If Neptune doesn't cheer up soon, me business is ruined.

**Gary:** Oh no. This is all our fault because we snails mentioned... *[whispers]* Triton.

**Squidward:** Well, it wouldn't be the first time you've ruined everything, but the worst part is those 5,000 Krabby Patties that will end up going rotten in the hot sun.

**Snellie:** Stop, Squidward, please stop! Your descriptions are too horrifying for my delicate sensibilities.

**Squidward:** I do have a way with words.

**King Neptune:** Oh, how I miss my son! *[sobbing]*

**Gary:** Hey, that's it! We'll fix all this by reuniting Neptune with his son!

**Snellie:** Where are we going to find King Neptune's son, Gary?

**Gary:** To the juvenile correction facility he mentioned earlier during the flashback.

**Lary:** Let's go there!

**Muffsies:** I'm like not so sure this place is for snails. Sounds scary.

**Daniel:** It's worth a try!

**Gary:** Come on, you guys! Let's go find Triton!

**Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies:** Yeah! *[Gary and his snail-friends run off, screen goes to black]*

*[scene cuts to island in the sky]*

*[bus appears with Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies aboard. Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies appears on the edge of the island as bus leaves]*

**Snellie:** *[waving]* Thanks again, Mr. Bus Driver!

**Gary:** *[turning toward the island]* Now, all we've got to do is find King Neptune's long-lost son.

*[Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies disappears into island]*

*[scene cuts back to Krusty Krab. Neptune is seen crying]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Come on, Krabs! Think, think! *[suddenly gets idea]* Ooh! *[turns to Squidward]*

**Squidward:** Whatever it is, no.

**Mr. Krabs:** Squidward, you're a man of culture.

**Squidward:** Go on.

**Mr. Krabs:** Well, these highfalutin' types, they might appreciate that, don't you think? Why don't you try and razzle-dazzle them with all your pizazz?

**Squidward:** Pizazz. Hold on to your hats and glasses, people, because Squidward the Fantabulous has arrived.

*[scene cuts to the audience outside, then cuts back to Squidward with his clarinet]*

**Squidward:** Thank you. Thank you. This next one, I wrote myself. I like to call it, 'Three Barnacles are a Crowd Unless They've Known Each Other for a Really Long Time.' *[clarinet music plays]*

**Frank:** Things just got lame again.

**Monica:** Yeah, well, they better get un-lame real quick, or I'm asking for my money back.

*[Mr. Krabs comes out, sticks a 'No Refunds' sign on the ground in front of the audience, and goes back inside]*

**Frank:** No refunds!? Well, I guess we're stuck here, then.

*[scene cuts to island in the sky. Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies are seen sleeping]*

*[fingernail drops on Gary's head. Gary awakes.]*

**Gary:** Meow! *[Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies awakes]*

**Lary:** What is it, Gary?

**Gary:** I had the strangest dream that I just got hit in the head with a tiny toenail clipping.

*[another fingernail drops on Snellie's head]*

**Snellie:** Ouch. *[looks down and picks up fingernail]* Hey, you're right, Gary! It is a tiny toenail clipping.

*[another fingernail drops on Lary's head]*

**Lary:** *[gasps]* Another one! *[sees rope]* Plus some rope. *[lowers cage with Triton inside]*

*[Triton is seen on the ground in the cage looking away]*

**Triton:** Hey, man, what's the big idea?

**Gary:** *[doesn't know Triton was talking, nor does he see him]* Who said that? Show yourself! I'm warning you. I know how to use these! *[makes karate noises and karate moves]*

**Triton:** *[Turns to the snails]* I'm down here, man!

*[Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies looks down and sees Triton]*

**Gary:** Oh, hello, little fella. Maybe you can help me. Because if we don't find Triton soon, Krabs is gonna be real upset, because he spent a lot of money on party decorations.

**Triton:** Party decorations? For what?

**Snellie:** For King Neptune's birthday!

**Lary:** Yeah! We know King Neptune we event met him at the museum along with SpongeBob and Patrick.

**Triton:** So, it's my old man's birthday. Big deal.

**Gary:** *[gasps]* You mean, you're King Neptune's son?

**Triton:** I am, but he doesn't seem to think so.

**Daniel:** Well, he sure seemed upset that you weren't at his birthday party.

**Triton:** Hah! That's a real good one, man. Real funny.

**Muffsies:** *[laughs a little]* Well, thanks, but...

**Triton:** Do you think if that old goat really cared, he'd have me sealed up in this magical cage with nothing to do all day *[holds up a pair of nail clippers]* but trim my fingernails, man?

**Lary:** You're right. It just doesn't make any sense.

**Triton:** You're telling me, man.

**Snellie:** I mean, gods shouldn't have to use nail clippers. They should be able to wear their fingernails to whatever length they want!

**Triton:** Man, you're just like all the rest. *[turns away]*

**Gary:** Don't go.

*[Triton ignores and starts trimming his fingernails]*

*[Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies presses their faces against the bars of the cage in front of Triton with a hideous look]*

**Gary:** I'm Gary by the way. And I'm SpongeBob's pet snail. And these are my snail-friends.

**Snellie:** I'm Snellie. And I'm a purebred snail brought by Squidward.

**Lary:** And I'm Lary. SpongeBob's other pet snail.

**Daniel:** All my snail-friends call me Daniel.

**Little Dollar:** Little Dollar's my name. And I'm Mr. Krabs' pet snail.

**Yo-yo:** They call me Yo-yo the hip-hop snail.

**Muffsies:** I'm Muffsies. I'm like somebody's pet snail that I'm not suppose to bond with.

**Foofie:** And I'm Foofie. I used to live with my owner Charles. But not anymore. I'd puffer to be with one of my own snail species with these guys.

**Gary:** What if there was a way to free you from this magical cage? Then, you could come to your father's birthday party and settle your differences!

**Triton:** May I ask you to brush your teeth first, dude? P.U.!

**Gary:** Sorry, we haven't had anything to drink in a couple of days, our throat's a little dry.

**Triton:** *[coughs]* This cage is only so big, man.

**Gary:** I'm sorry, we'll stop talking, we swear.

**Triton:** Never mind, just undo the lock.

**Gary:** *[looks at lock]* Boy this really does look complicated, oh I see, I'll just slide this square to the right, this one goes up, one other here and ohh wait, no, ahh, no. *[squares start circling his face and he screams]* Man, that really is a tough nut to crack.

**Triton:** That lock was forged by the gods, not any numbskull can open like a cheap bag of potato chips they found in the street.

**Foofie:** Cheap bag of potato c- wait a minute, which way to the nearest phone booth?

**Triton:** There's one behind that rock over there, but I don't see why...

**Gary:** *[runs to phone booth and rings Bunny Wunny]* Hello! Bunny Wunny?

**Bunny Wunny:** Hey, you'll never guess what I found today the street. *[Gary talks on phone]* yeah, I'll hurry. *[declines]*

*[the bus is seen again dropping Bunny Wunny off on the Island]*

**Gary:** Oh Bunny Wunny, you made it, this is the magical lock I was talking about. *[holds up lock]*

**Bunny Wunny:** Hmm...

**Gary:** Yeah, I tried for hours and hours but I just can't get it to...

**Bunny Wunny:** *[undoes the lock]* Open!

**Lary:** Wow, already? Bunny Wunny, you know we snails will never figure out how you do those so darn fast.

**Bunny Wunny:** It's easy. I just peel the stickers of the squares and put them back on where there supposed to.

**Snellie:** Amazing!

**Bunny Wunny:** Yes. I know. Unfortunately, we sea bunnies are very smart like any other sea pets in Bikini Bottom.

**Triton:** Well, now this silly old cage is open, why don't we go pay my old man a visit. Hate to keep him waiting on his birthday. *[Triton flies up and turns the cage into a sports car and hops in]* you guys coming or what?

**Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies:** Meow!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Meow!

**Bunny Wunny:** Are you going to take us for a ride?

**Triton:** A ride, that's a great idea. *[cuts to Triton driving the car fast while Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny stick out their tongues enjoy their sports car ride, Triton goes off-road and Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny put their tongues back in their mouths. Triton slams on the brakes]* Hey you guys don't mind if pull over for a second?

**Little Dollar:** Sure Triton, what do you need to do? Use the bathroom.

**Triton:** No, to tell you I don't need you any more. *[Kicks Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny out and drives off]*

**Foofie:** What an interesting man.

*[cuts to Neptune's party]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Ready for a room temperature Krabby Patty yet?

**King Neptune:** Nope.

*[Mr. Krabs sulks and hits into the cashier boat]*

**Squidward:** Careful, this is made out of imported wood, imported all they way from the junk pile out the back.

**Mr. Krabs:** Neptune is inconsolable, if only there where something to distract him from his pain.

**Squidward:** The only thing that can usually do that is something that causes more pain.

**Mr. Krabs:** Great idea, go and play them another song.

*[cuts to where Squidward is about to play his clarinet]*

**King Neptune:** *[to Amphitrite]* He's back.

**Amphitrite:** Oh, how...nice?

**Squidward:** If pleases the king, I would like to perform a... *[Neptune starts clapping and Squidward gets ready and starts playing at the same time as a car horn is heard]* What the? *[looks at clarinet]*

**King Neptune:** Behold!

**Mr. Krabs:** *[whispers to Squidward]* What he say?

**Squidward:** I think he wants us to look at the- Oh my!

*[Triton and his car smash through the window and the crowd cheers]*

**Frank:** That was incredible!

**Monica:** Yeah, definitely worth the five bucks.

**King Neptune:** Son?! *[Triton zaps everyone and locks them in a cage]* Son, I demand to know the meaning of this impudent imprisonment.

**Triton:** Well it turns out you where right old man, being trapped in that cage all those years with nowhere to go but up here made me realize something, dabbling in the world of mere mortals is totally lame.

**King Neptune:** And this is how you intend to show it.

**Triton:** No man, this is how! *[flies through the roof]* Hahaha!

**King Neptune:** By flying through the roof?

**Monica:** That was Triton, Neptune's son!

**Frank:** I thought he was in reform school or something.

*[the Bikini Bottomites cheer on Triton]*

**Purple Fish:** Can I have an autograph?

**Triton:** Sure you can.

*[Triton destroys all of Bikini Bottom and zaps his name on the ground]*

**Triton:** Nothing can stop me! Ha-ha-ha!

*[Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny arrive at a destroyed Bikini Bottom]*

**Gary:** What's happened here?

**Snellie:** All the town has been destroyed.

**Foofie:** Do you think Triton was in that cage for a reason, sir?

**Gary:** *[gasps]* the Krusty Krab!

*[cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab]*

**Lary:** It's still standing.

**Daniel:** But look, that mail hasn't been picked up today. *[shows letters in front of the Krusty Krab]*

**Yo-yo:** Right.

**Gary:** We better use the secret entrance. *[Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny appear in the stove]* Be very very quiet.

**Bunny Wunny:** Gotcha pal. *[throws stove top causing a chain reaction of loud noises]* What?

*[Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny look through the cabin window and see Triton eating the Krabby Patties]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Please! I'll be ruined!

**King Neptune:** Don't worry Mr. Krabs, no one was going to pay for them anyway. *[this causes Mr. Krabs to cry]*

**Snellie:** Oh, this is terrible.

**Little Dollar:** Tell me about it, I never get free food here.

**King Neptune:** Son, hear my words, I can understand if you want to keep me locked up in this cage and set me, but see it in your heart to release these others as they are innocent. Well, maybe not all of them. *[looks at the small purple guy]*

**Triton:** Sorry old man, you lost me up in the hear in my words part.

**Bunny Wunny:** He's unstoppable.

**Gary:** Only as long as King Neptune is locked up.

**Lary:** You thinking what I'm thinking?

**Gary:** Yeah, Triple Gooberberry Sundays tonight after we free them.

**Lary:** Ah no, but I like your idea better!

**Gary:** Make ready the disguise.

*[Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny hide in the stove and hop over to where Triton is]*

**Triton:** *[doesn't notice the stove]* Hehe.

**Gary:** Okay, now! *[Gary shuffle the stove next to the stage without Triton noticing them]*

**King Neptune:** Please, no more!

**Snellie:** Quick Bunny Wunny, unlock it before he sees us.

**Bunny Wunny:** You got it. *[Bunny Wunny reaches for the lock]* Gary, scooch back a little. *[to the purple guy]* Excuse me. Okay got it.

**Gary:** Better hurry up Bunny Wunny, he's getting bored.

**Bunny Wunny:** Don't rush me! Okay got it!

*[the cage disappears and everyone is freed]*

**Triton:** Hehe, I was just kidding man. *[flies off. Looks back and thinks he's escaped until Neptune flies in front of him]* No No, please, I-I-I never meant to...

**King Neptune:** Son I have tried all my life to be gentle, but this time you have..*. [looks behind him and notices the destroyed Bikini Bottom]* Are you responsible for all this destruction!?

**Triton:** Don't send me back to the cage man, I-I-I...

**King Neptune:** The cage? Why, son, you've just given me the best 5000th birthday present I've ever received! You've finally learned to use your god powers. Now I know when my reign comes to a close, I'll have a worthy successor and that's all I could really hope for as a king *[sobs]* and as your father, come here you. *[they hug]*

**Triton:** Aww dad, I love you man. *[light shines on them]*

*[Everyone cheers and whistles and celebrates]*

**King Neptune:** Now let's go home son. *[they enter the carriage]*

**Amphitrite:** Too do loo.

*[Everyone continues cheering. The carriage flies away]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Neptune and friends wait! What about the party? What about me restaurant?

**King Neptune:** *[from the carriage]* Oh, yes. Many thanks whoever you are. It was the best day I could of ever hoped for, and it's all because of your little boy's snails there. None of this would've happened if it wasn't for their actions! *[carriage disappears]*

**Gary:** Did you hear that, guys. Neptune said this was all because of us.

**Foofie:** Well, Mr. Gary that's...

**Sadie:** Did you hear that, Neptune said this was all because of those talking snails!

*[Citizens with torches, pitchforks, splinters, and other weapons form a mob with the damaged city in the background.]*

**Policemen:** They did, did they?!

**Bunny Wunny:** Uhh, Snailtales?

**Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie and Muffsies:** Yes, Bunny Wunny?

**Bunny Wunny:** Do you think now's a good time to get those Triple Gooberberry Sundaes you where talking about?

**Gary:** I think now would be an excellent time.

*[The episode ends with Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Foofie, Muffsies and Bunny Wunny screaming and running away while getting chased by the angry mob]*

[CRAGGY COAST THEME]

"Welcome to the world..."

"Of what we call this place of the ocean floor we call Bikini Bottom."

"Where are all the fish people lived."

"Meet a Sponge..."

"That'd lived in a pineapple under the sea."

"And meet three snails..."

"Who can talk and go on adventures just like the fish people."

"Join us..."

"As we take you on a trip by going back in time to where SpongeBob did when it all started."

"So let's get ready to explore...!"

Episode Title: "Reef Blower"

*[The episode opens up with SpongeBob's, Patrick's, and Squidward's houses.]*

*[Squidward opens his door, sees that a flower does not stand up straight and then fixes it.]*

*[The scene pans to show that everything on his lawn is clean, except for a seashell on the left side of it.]*

*[The camera shows Squidward angry. He walks over to the seashell, looks around and kicks it onto SpongeBob's lawn while whistling casually.]*

*[The scene changes to show SpongeBob's house. The window opens, and SpongeBob's face is shown. He exits through his window and sits on its rim. He notices the seashell on his lawn, he gets an idea and starts sliding to the back of his house to his garage to get a reef blower. The giant backpack-like container, with a blower hose, which looks like a jet engine, a power switch, and a pull starter.]*

*[The scene changes to show Squidward resting on his hammock.]*

*[Squidward hears the reef blower's motor throbbing. He sees SpongeBob exiting out of his garage with the reef blower. Squidward grumbles and puts in his ear plugs so that he can continue to rest.]*

*[SpongeBob gets to the seashell and tries to blow it away from his lawn by using the reef blower. He does this twice. He then blows extra hard, and a huge amount of sand is thrown in the air.]*

*[The scene changes to show Squidward eating some vegetables when the huge amount of sand falls from the sky and buries him. SpongeBob runs towards Squidward and blows the sand away.]*

*[Squidward looks at a leaf on his plate with grains of sand on it.]*

*[SpongeBob cleans the leaf in front of Squidward's head, tearing apart half of the leaf and causing grains of sand to get into Squidward's eyes. SpongeBob cleans Squidward's eyes with another blow.]*

*[The scene changes to show a large pile of sand on SpongeBob's lawn.]*

*[SpongeBob points his finger to it and mouths a word and the caption says "You!". He walks to the pile of sand, sets the reef blower to reverse and uses it suck up the sand from his lawn.]*

*[The scene changes to show SpongeBob's lawn clean, but then reef blower starts breaking apart, throwing out sand and parts of the machinery.]*

*[SpongeBob takes off the reef blower. He unzips the pack. He goes over to pick up the thrown out contents. The reef blower coughs while he is absent. He returns with large hands carrying the thrown out contents. He zips it back up and pulls the pull starter in an attempt to try to start it. The motor starts and then dies.]*

*[The camera shows him becoming angry or just determined. The scene changes and he pulls the handle very far.]*

*[SpongeBob lets go of the handle, which stays still. SpongeBob wipes his hands together. He grabs the handle again. The handle pulls him away, leaving a bubble silhouette of SpongeBob that quickly dissolves. SpongeBob passes an intersection where two fish in two different cars going opposite directions stop. He passes some houses and finally returns to the reef blower, where he gets strapped in.]*

*[The reef blower starts, sucking up all the water in the sea, causing Squidward, who is sitting on his front doorstep, to gasp due to the inability to breathe air. His eyes also change into X's.]*

*[The scene changes to show the reef blower massive, and then it explodes, causing water to cover the screen. When the water stops, the screen shows big piles of sand everywhere, but SpongeBob's lawn is relatively clean.]*

*[SpongeBob exits one of the piles, wipes his hands together, and happily enters his house.]*

*[Episode ends with Squidward at his doorstep, with a pile of sand covering him except for his head. The seashell falls on Squidward's nose. Squidward narrows his eyelids.]*

[MYSTERY DUNGEON EXPLORERS OF TIME AND DARKNESS THEME MUSIC]

Title: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND THE SNAILTALES"

Starring Gary the Snail

Snellie the Purebred Snail

Lary the Grumpy Snail

Together these three snails are slithering straight, down and up and then they fell into the sky until they are saved by a bunch of jellyfish. Also featuring these characters; SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Plankton, Karen and Eugene H. Krabs. Cut to Gary, Snellie and Lary coming across the hot lava inside the volcano, coming across the waterfalls and slithering towards the rain forest by carrying umbrellas covering over their heads. And last but not least Gary, Snellie and Lary slithering up way fast toward the rock mountain climb and see the view of the Bikini Bottom as we end the theme music.

Episode Title: "Help Wanted"

*[The episode opens with a bubble transition, and we see a coral reef under the sea. The camera zooms to initiate parallax scrolling, which reveals the city of Bikini Bottom. It continues zooming to show a brown rock, a Moai head, and a pineapple, which each contain inhabitants.]*

**French Narrator:** Ah, the sea... so fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life. *[shows from left to right Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses. Zooms in on SpongeBob's house.]* Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. *[Scene cuts to the house's bedroom.]*

**SpongeBob SquarePants:** *(Singing off-screen)* Who lives in the pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbing and yellow and porous as he? SpongeBob SquarePants! *(Stops singing)* Ah this is even more than having a lot of adventures inside my pineapple house. *(Now on-screen)* And that is swimming in it. *(Jumps on the diving board and started swimming)* I love to dive into the water spring up and let water hit into my head. *(Then SpongeBob checks his watch and thought that he is late)* Barnacles I'm late. *(He swam all the way toward the pants, socks and shoes and put em on and went outside by running as we cut to the place called Bikini Bottom where the fish people are)*

**Fish #1:** Penny for the poor?

**SpongeBob:** Aw! I don't have a job yet. *(Moves on as he walks pass by Fish #2 holding midnight cheese samples)*

**Fish #2:** Would you care for the midnight sample, Mr. SquarePants?

**SpongeBob:** No.

**Fish #2:** They're free!

**SpongeBob:** Could I have more than one?

**Fish #2:** Sure! Take as many as you... *(SpongeBob took the whole midnight cheese samples off of the plate)*

**SpongeBob:** Be back tomorrow! *(He looked at the clock as he is about to be late)* Ugh. Like I would never make it in time unless I... *(Gulps)* Spend money on a taxi. Taxi!! *(He then notices there's a phone booth next as he takes out a quarter and dials as we cut to the scene on the other side of Bikini Bottom as SpongeBob's parents is dropping off the three pet sea snails who are Gary, Snellie and Lary)*

**Margret SquarePants:** Now when we are about to travel around the world, our three adopted snails, you better listen to our son SpongeBob.

**Garold "Gary" Wilson Jr. The Snail:** But he's such a square head.

**Margret SquarePants:** Yeah. But he wasn't so bad once you get to know him. Okay, Gary?

**Gary the Snail:** Yes, Mrs. SquarePants.

**Margret SquarePants:** No back talk, Snellie.

**Snellie the Snail:** No, Mrs. SquarePants.

**Harold SquarePants:** Lary, Be Good. And no hissing.

**Lary the Snail:** Uh, Yes and No, Mr. SquarePants.

**Margret SquarePants:** Oh. One more thing... Give us a hug! *(Gary, Snellie and Lary jumped up and hugged Margret and Harold)*

**Gary:** Oh we're really gonna miss you, Mr and Mrs. SquarePants.

**Margret SquarePants:** Aw, I'm gonna miss you snails too.

**Gary:** There's the ol' Barnacle head now.

**SpongeBob:** Here's your two dollars, for my taxi ride.

**Taxi Rider Fish:** How 'bout a payment?

**SpongeBob:** *(Takes out one of the cheese samples out of his pants pocket and tosses it to the Taxi Rider Fish)* Here! Chew on this! *(Now he's goes to where Mr and Mrs. SquarePants is dropping off the three pet sea snails)* Mom, Dad, I can't believe that you are leaving behind the snails you brought along from the animal shelter.

**Margret SquarePants:** It's all part of the family tradition, SpongeBob. We want to see the world.

**Harold SquarePants:** Just remember you'll need a job to raise a lot of money.

**SpongeBob:** I will. And don't you worry these three snails are in good hands with me. *(Then the boatmobile started honking as Mr and Mrs. SquarePants are about to get going)*

**Margret SquarePants:** We gotta go. *(To SpongeBob)* Take care of our snails. *(And she and Harold SquarePants left by getting on the boatmobile)*

**SpongeBob:** But what if I forget to apply for a job and take care of three snails at the same time?

**Margret SquarePants:** You're the only son that we can trust you with, SpongeBob. *(And Harold and Margret left by driving away)*

**SpongeBob:** *(Sighs)* Lucky me.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Lucky us.

**SpongeBob:** Alright. We might as well head back to the pineapple.

**Gary:** Great! I'll go get a taxi.

**SpongeBob:** *(Picks up Gary)* Hold on. No need for that. *(Puts down Gary)* We'll have a long mile walk. All the way back to my pineapple home. Pretty soon. We'll have lunch. *(And Gary, Snellie and Lary follows SpongeBob back to the Pineapple house at Conch Street as we cut back to that place)* Well here we are. Home sweet pineapple. *(Walks toward the pineapple and opens the door)* Welcome home, my three pets snails. Come on in and don't be shy. *(And he, Gary, Snellie and Lary went inside the pineapple house)*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Meow!

**Snellie:** A Palace!

**Lary:** And a T.V.!

**Gary:** And our own home. You know living in the pineapple isn't so bad after all. *(Bubbles come up as the scene cuts to SpongeBob's bedroom)*

**SpongeBob:** This is where you three snails sleep. On your newspapers.

**Gary:** Our own bed made entirely out of newspapers.

**Snellie:** This is really beautiful.

**Lary:** Hmph. I'd like mine torn up. *(Tears up the newspaper bed with his teeth)*

**SpongeBob:** *(Gets on his bed)* Tomorrow is going to be a big day. Together we'll get a job just for the fun of it. Well, Good night, Gary, Snellie and Lary.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Good night, SpongeBob. *(And they and SpongeBob feel fast asleep as night falls. Then the next morning, SpongeBob's alarm then sounds. He wakes, but is unaffected by the annoying sound, and with a smile on his face, turns it off. He climbs from his bed to a ladder, leading to his diving board)*

**SpongeBob:** Today's the big day, Gary, Snellie and Lary!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Morning, SpongeBob! Meow!

**SpongeBob:** *[jumps on the diving board]* Look at me, I'm... *[jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind]* ...naked! *[lands inside his pants, then walks over to the exercise room. His head pops out of the top of his pants.]* Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.

**Gary:** Okay.

**SpongeBob:** *[taking deep breaths, he prepares to lift a barbell that is balanced by two lightweight stuffed animals. He sticks out his chest, but almost passes out because he can barely lift it. He drops it, and it makes a "squeak" noise]* I'm ready!!! *[runs outside]* I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! *[a dimwitted sea star's rock tilts upwards with him stuck to its underside.]*

**Patrick Star:** Go, SpongeBob! *[falls]* Whoa! *[crash sound effect]* *(Then the Mailfish came toward the pineapple house with the letter in his hands and came right in)*

**Mailfish:** Good morning, Pet Snails.

**Gary:** Hey Mailfish, where is SpongeBob going?

**Mailfish:** Oh he's a very busy sponge, master... um... uh... um...

**Gary:** Gary.

**Mailfish:** Of course. As you know, it is my job to deliver letters and packages on every house.

**Snellie:** Well whoop dee doo.

**Mailfish:** Yes. Ahem. I have something for you.

**Lary:** If it's more cheese samples, I am going to go completely nuts.

**Mailfish:** I was going to deliver this to SpongeBob SquarePants. It's simply a letter from Mr and Mrs. SquarePants. *(Shows the letter to Gary, Snellie and Lary as they are about to open the envelope with the letter inside)*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Oh oh oh give me give it to me let me read it!

**Mailfish:** Seriously. Pets have a way to open letters their way. *(Walks off to deliver more mail. Fade to where Gary, Snellie and Lary are about to read the letter)*

**Gary:** *(Reads the letter)* Dear, Snails... *(Scene fades to where Mr and Mrs. SquarePants are at the family reunion in the mansion)* Today's the family reunion here in Bikini Bottom. We were rejoined with the other family members who are owned by some other characters. In fact, King Neptune who was in charge of this here ocean of this here gods, holding the magical trident in his hand to make Bikini Bottom peaceful and freedom everywhere in the whole wide ocean world. Mr and Mrs. Star like to do dumb things with their limbs for arms. As usual Squidward's Grandma use to be in charge of baking cookies and milk. Patrick's adopted sister Squidina; she is in charge of running the show through camera even when things can go completely wrong. And of course Mama Krabs is in charge of making lemonade for the tourist. But for me and Harold we'll be blowing a lot of bubbles to make everyone welcome here to the family reunion inside the mansion. *(Fade back to Gary, Snellie and Lary)* I hope you can make new friends along the way. Be seeing you right after the family reunion is over. Love, Mrs. SquarePants.

**Snellie:** Wow! We are in Bikini Bottom. This is our first adventure!

**Lary:** Oh yes! The first one is to apply for a job.

**Gary:** Then let's go, guys!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We're Ready!! *(They ran outside)* We're ready, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready!

**Patrick:** *(His house made of rock lifted up again)* Go, Gary! Whoa! *[crash sound effect] (Gary, Snellie and Lary, ran down the main street to The Krusty Krab)*

**Gary:** There it is, you guys. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating: The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty... with a Help Wanted sign in the window.

**Lary:** For years we've been dreaming of this moment. we're gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look 'em straight in the eye *[breaks the fourth wall and looks the audience in the eye]*, lay it on the line and...

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We can't do this! *[starts to run home, but Patrick stops them.]* Starfish!

**Patrick:** Where do you think you're going?

**Gary:** We were just...

**Patrick:** No you're not! You three snails are going to The Krusty Krab and get! That! Job!

**Snellie:** We can't! Don't you see? We're not good enough.

**Lary:** We're not as good as SpongeBob, Mr... Uh... Name?

**Patrick:** Patrick. And what are your names?

**Gary:** I'm Gary.

**Snellie:** I'm Snellie.

**Lary:** And I'm Lary.

**Patrick:** Well, Gary, Snellie and Lary. Tell me. Whose first words were "May I take your order?"?

**Gary:** SpongeBob's were.

**Patrick:** Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?

**Snellie:** SpongeBob.

**Patrick:** *[grimaces and contorts twice while trying to come up with a good third line]* Who's a, uh, who's uhh, oh! And who's a big yellow cube with holes?

**Lary:** SpongeBob!

**Patrick:** Who's ready?

**Gary:** I'm ready!

**Patrick:** Who's ready?

**Snellie:** I'm ready!

**Patrick:** Who's ready?!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We're Ready!!! We're ready, we're ready, we're ready! *[runs toward the Krusty Krab. An octopus is seen cleaning graffiti on the restaurant's windows.]*

**Squidward J. Q. Tentacles:** *[cleaning graffiti of himself with the word "loser," sees Gary, Snellie and Lary and sighs]* Oh no, Gary the Snail. What could he possibly want?

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[in background, at first while Squidward was talking]* We're ready! We're ready! We're ready! We're ready! We're ready! We're ready! Go, Sea Snails! Go, Sea Snails! Go, Sea Snails! Go self! *[Squidward looks at the Help Wanted sign, screams, and runs inside.]*

**Squidward:** *[While Gary, Snellie and Lary says "We're ready!" one more time in the background]* Mr. Krabs! *[cuts to the ordering window, where a greedy crab is seen happily sniffing a handful of money. Squidward runs up to him.]* Hurry, Mr. Krabs, before it's too late, I gotta tell you- *[Interrupted by Gary]*

**Gary:** Hello!?! Anybody live here?

**Snellie:** Excuse us!?!

**Lary:** We would like to apply for a job.

**Eugene Harold Krabs:** *(Approaches to the three snails)* Well, snails it looks like you don't even have your sea legs. What are your names, little ones?

**Gary:** I'm Gary.

**Snellie:** I'm Snellie.

**Lary:** And I'm Lary.

**Mr. Krabs:** Gary, Snellie and Lary huh? I'm Eugene Krabs. And I love collecting money. Pleasure to meet you.

**SpongeBob:** Permission to come aboard, captain! *[deep voice]* I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew *[normal voice]* and now I'm ready! *[SpongeBob trips on a nail stuck in the floorboard. Mr. Krabs and Squidward look at each other. His fall causes him to bounce against the ceiling. SpongeBob shouts and blurts incomprehensibly while his bounces and ricochets around the building accelerate. He then rolls to a stop at the feet of Squidward and Mr. Krabs right next to Gary, Snellie and Lary.]* So, uh, when do I start?

**Mr. Krabs:** Well, lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs.

**Gary:** Mr. Krabs, please! We'll prove we're fry cook materials!

**Snellie:** Ask Squidward, he'll vouch for me and Gary and Lary. *[Mr. Krabs and Squidward quickly walk away from SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary]*

**Squidward:** *[deep breathes]* No. *[Mr. Krabs winks. They head back to SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary, who looks completely puzzled at what they're hearing]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Well, lad, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew. Go out and fetch me... *[SpongeBob takes out a notepad]* a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula... *[SpongeBob quickly jots down what he says]* with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, *[more scribbling]* and, uh... turbo drive. *[more scribbling]* And don't come back ‘til you get one. *[puts a Krusty Krab crew hat on SpongeBob's head. SpongeBob sees how he looks in a mirror, there are sparkles on his hat, and he has a huge, satisfied smile]*

**SpongeBob:** *[Saluting Krabs]* Aye aye, captain!

**Mr. Krabs:** *(Now to Gary, Snellie and Lary by giving them their own Krusty Krab crew hats)* And you should follow the lad in his footsteps, me snails.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[Saluting Krabs]* Aye aye, captain!

**SpongeBob:** *[reading]* One hydrodynamic spatula, with port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up, sir!

**Mr. Krabs:** Carry on! *(SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary leaves)* We'll never see those lubbers again.

**Squidward:** You're terrible. A hydro-what? *[he and Mr. Krabs laugh. While Squidward laughs, his nose moves distinctly while he inhales and exhales. Mr. Krabs laugh sounds like a pirate. As they laugh, SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary are shown leaving the Krusty Krab. As they fade out of sight, five buses drive toward the Krusty Krab from the opposite direction.]*

**Bus Driver:** Hey! Hey! Please! Passengers are to stay seated and not put their fins out the window! *[the buses surround the Krusty Krab and the doors open and Mr. Krabs stops laughing.]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[gasps]* That sounded like hatch doors! *[sniffs repeatedly]* Do you smell it? That smell... A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells... smelly... *[his eyes widen]* Anchovies.

**Squidward:** What?

**Mr. Krabs:** ANCHOVIES!! *[the anchovies get out of the buses and rush inside the Krusty Krab, crowding, repeating the word "meep" over and over again]*

**Squidward:** Please, please, quiet! *[the anchovies stop talking]* Is this any way to behave, hmm?

**Anchovy:** Meep.

**Squidward:** Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the register? *[The anchovies stare for a moment, then pick up the boat, as their cries of "meep!" become more intense. Cut to Barg'N-Mart as SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary enters.]*

**SpongeBob:** *[singing to himself]* ♪ Barg'N-Mart, meeting all of your spatula needs. ♪ *[cuts back to the Krusty Krab. Squidward and Mr. Krabs are still in the boat register, and being tossed around like a ship in a storm.]*

**Mr. Krabs:** All hands on deck! Get your anchors out of your pants!

**Squidward:** One single file line was all I asked!

**Mr. Krabs:** Whoa! *[he and Squidward are thrown up in the air]* Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! *[they get thrown back up again; the boat is in splinters]* We're taking on water, Mr. Squidward! *[they get thrown back up again, with Krabs clutching Squidward]* I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! *[cuts to Barg'N-Mart]*

**SpongeBob:** *[singing]* ♪ Do do do do do do, spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments. ♪ *[cuts back to the Krusty Krab]*

**Squidward:** Help!

**Mr. Krabs:** Man overboard! Climb, Mr. Squidward! Climb! *[They climb the mast, while the anchovies try to get them down. The anchovies then form a big wave.]*

**Anchovies:** Meep Meep!

**Mr. Krabs:** This is the end! Goodbye, Mr. Squidward!

**Squidward:** Oh, Mr. Krabs! *[They cry, then SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary comes in with red lights flashing and flying with the spatula, singing a heroic tune]*

**SpongeBob:** Permission to come aboard captain!

**SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da da da!

**SpongeBob:** Did someone order a spatula?

**Squidward and Mr. Krabs:** *[stuttering in shock at SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary getting the hydrodynamic spatula]*

**SpongeBob:** That's right! One hydrodynamic spatula with *[two spatulas pop out on the sides of the previous one]* port-and-starboard attachments! And let's not forget the turbo drive! *[the two extending spatulas twirl around and smack Squidward and Mr. Krabs in the face]* Would you believe they only had one in stock? To the kitchen!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** To the kitchen!!

**SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[to the anchovies]* Who's hungry?!

*[Tiny Tim's "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" plays while SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary flies through the kitchen window. A montage of SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary making and serving Krabby Patties plays. SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary crashes into a box of patties and shoots them with their eyes toward the grill.]*

**Tiny Tim:** ♪ Things that bother you never bother me, I feel happy and fine, aha! Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time! ♪

*[SpongeBob gleefully flies to the vegetable preparation desks, holding the spatula with his mouth. SpongeBob is chopping onions, lettuce and tomato with a spatula.]*

**Tiny Tim:** ♪ Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot, coffee's only a dime. Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time. ♪

*[SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary walks around a set of ingredients. SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary steps on the pump of mustard, ketchup and mayonnaise on buns.]*

**Tiny Tim:** ♪ Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter. ♪

*[SpongeBob dances around in a background with different colors]*

**Tiny Tim:** ♪ I do what I like, just what I like and how I love it! ♪

*[SpongeBob becomes a number "1" followed by ascending numbers up to "4." He squeezes a bottle of ketchup and mustard on Krabby Patty to form a smiley face. He, Gary, Snellie and Lary adds a patty and the rest of the toppings on top of the lower bun to form a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary serves the Krabby Patty. Some of the anchovies noticed, and one of them caught a Krabby Patty. All of the anchovies look toward the window to anticipate more Krabby Patties. SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary then serves up Krabby Patty after Krabby Patty. He repeats chopping vegetables and serving yet more Krabby Patties. Numerous Krabby Patties are launched through the order window to the hungry anchovies.]*

**Tiny Tim:** ♪ I'm right here to stay when I'm old and gray, I'll be right in my prime. Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time! ♪ *[hums]*

*[More and more anchovies start eating the Krabby Patties tossed at them. Eventually, all of the anchovies are served and they leave on the buses happy. The bus doors close. Lastly, SpongeBob tosses the final Krabby Patty to the last anchovy. SpongeBob blows the spatula. Cuts to the main room of the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs congratulates SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary.]*

**Mr. Krabs:** That was the finest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants. Welcome aboard. *[gives SpongeBob a name tag and he gives Gary, Snellie and Lary their name tags too]*

**Squidward:** B-but, but, Mr. Krabs...

**Mr. Krabs:** Three cheers for SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary! Hip-hip!

**Squidward:** *[weakly]* Hooray, Mr.—

**Mr. Krabs:** Hip-hip!

**Squidward:** *[quickly]* Hooray, but...

**Mr. Krabs:** Hip-hip!

**Squidward:** *[quickly]* Hooray. Mr. Krabs—

**Mr. Krabs:** I'll be in my quarters, counting up the booty. *[wheels a wheelbarrow piled with an enormous stack of cash to his office.]*

**Squidward:** Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you and your three snails got yourselves a job. What more could you possibly want?

**Gary:** How 'bout... Going on an adventure, SpongeBob?

**SpongeBob:** Who knows? We make a great team don't we, Gary, Snellie and Lary? Give me four!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Aww, SpongeBob! *(Gives SpongeBob a high five and gives him a hug)*

**SpongeBob:** *(Sighs happily)* What a family! *(Patrick enters)*

**Patrick:** Good morning, Krusty Krew!

**Squidward:** What would you like to order, Patrick?

**Patrick:** One Krabby Patty, please. *[The instrumental to "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" starts playing. Gary, Snellie and Lary flies back to the kitchen, using their spatulas]*

**Squidward:** What?

*[a score of Krabby Patties is immediately fired through the servery, which Squidward dodges, colliding into Patrick and sending him flying out of the Krusty Krab. Cuts to Krusty Krab exterior; crashing noises.]*

**Patrick:** *[screams]*

**Squidward:** Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employees!

**Tiny Tim:** *[at the same time as Squidward]* ♪ I'm right here to stay when I'm old and gray, I'll be right in my prime. Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time! ♪

*[The final instrumental of Tiny Tim's "Livin' in the Sunlight" plays (xylophone solo, followed by a timpani beat and a final note), and the further sounds of shooting Krabby Patties and smashed glass play at the same time, ending the episode]*

Episode Title: "Neptune's Spatula"

*[SpongeSnail, Gary, Snellie, Lary and Patrick are browsing through Fry Cook Museum making noises at every rare item they see]*

**SpongeSnail:** Meooooow reow!

**Gary:** Behold the ultimate cooking utensil, the golden spatula! *[Larry Lobster tries to pull the spatula out]*

**Patrick (snail):** Meooooow!

**Lary:** Hey, SpongeBob, Patrick, look what it says here. *[reads plaque]* Many have tried to pull the spatula from this ancient grease, but all have failed.

**Larry Lobster:** *[Makes a straining noise after the golden spatula springs back.]*

**Snellie:** Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield...

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** ...The golden spatula. Wow!

**Gary:** Oh, oh, oh, oh! Take a picture of me, Snellie, Lary and the spatula! *[Gary, Snellie and Lary runs up to the spatula and holds it]* Okay, we're ready! *[Patrick is about to take a picture]*

**Miss Shell:** Excuse me, do you know where the menu section is? *[Patrick gets confused and drools]*

**Patrick (snail):** Uh!

**Gary:** Menu section? That's easy, it's over that way. *[he, Snellie and Lary pulls the spatula out and gray clouds appear above them]* Uh-oh.

**Miss Shell:** *[deep voice]* Holy smokes! *[runs away]*

**Patrick (snail):** Meoooooow!

**SpongeSnail:** Meow?

**Patrick (snail):** *[lightning bolts strike]* Hold on, almost there. *[clouds open to a mysterious figure comes out that is known as]*

**King Neptune:** Yes, yes, at last! Someone worthy of being the royal fry cook. Who has freed the spatula from the grease?

**Gary:** Uhh, we did, Mr. Neptune, sir. Gary the Snail.

**Snellie:** And I'm Snellie the Purebred Snail.

**Lary:** And I am Lary the Grumpy Snail.

**King Neptune:** A fine jest, snails. You are but a three cute lowly snails. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary goes droopy each time they are insulted]* Puny, insignificant, a commoner. Therefore, you three could never be fry cook to a god and this is why it is funny! *[laughs]* Now step aside as I seek out the true fry cook. *[searches for the real spatula taker]* No, no. Mmm-hmm, you're too short, no... *[soon comes up to a hot dog stand]* Ah!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** But, but...

**King Neptune:** A purveyor of foods. *[chuckles]* Yes, you must be my new fry cook.

**Hot Dog Vendor:** Uhh, sorry, King Neptune. I don't make them. I just sell them.

**King Neptune:** Then who pulled out the spatula?

**Hot Dog Vendor:** *[scoffs at Neptune]* Uh, they did. *[points to Gary, Snellie and Lary]*

**King Neptune:** *[everyone laughs]* It is even funnier a second time! *[destroys the hot dog stand with his fist]* You there, crustacean!

**Larry Lobster:** Who me?

**King Neptune:** You have the physique of Atlas!

**Larry Lobster:** *[laughs]* Thanks. I work out.

**King Neptune:** *[laughs]* Make poses with me!

**Larry Lobster:** Okay!

**Larry Lobster and King Neptune:** *[show off their muscles]* Body slam! *[body slams each other]*

**King Neptune:** You pulled the spatula from the grease!

**Larry Lobster:** Nope. That was Gary, Snellie and Lary Jr.

*[Gary, Snellie and Lary smiles]*

**King Neptune:** This joke has gone far enough! Where's my fry cook? *[everyone runs except Patrick]* Certainly you with your prodigious girth would know who can flip a burger to suit a royal palate! *[Patrick points to Gary, Snellie and Lary]* What? Am I expected to believe *these* snail creatures are royal fry cook materials? I don't suppose you have any proof? *[Patrick shows the photo he took of Gary, Snellie and Lary holding the spatula]* Ha! These things are unfit to even scrub the royal tail fin! And besides, it's not just enough to pull a spatula from a greasy griddle. There are certain qualities that a royal fry cook must have.

**SpongeSnail:** Meow?

**King Neptune:** The royal fry cook must be, you know, left-handed.

**Gary:** Actually we use to have snail arms and hands.

**Snellie:** We have two of them! *[she, Gary and Lary shows Neptune snail arms and hands]*

**Lary:** Yeah. Now Snellie and I look like Gary. Well, almost.

**King Neptune:** *[snaps fingers]* Also, the royal fry cook wears red underwear. *[SpongeSnail shows his red underwear]* No, blue. *[SpongeSnail shows his blue underwear]* Uh, the royal fry cook's wallet contains... *[SpongeSnail takes out his wallet]* His big toes are... *[SpongeSnail gets ready to show something about his foot]* Uhh, he has six...

**Patrick (snail):** *[contemptuously mocks Neptune]* He is the new royal fry cook and you...

**King Neptune:** *[shouting]* Silence! *[Patrick gets zapped]*

**Patrick (snail):** Is it hot in here or what? *[falls over]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[gasps]* Patrick!

**Gary:** You hurt our friend! You're not a king, you're a bully and a liar!

**Snellie:** Somebody has to teach you not to use your powers for evil!

**Lary:** Yeah you uhh... magical zapper of a god!

**King Neptune:** *[grabs Gary, Snellie and Lary]* So, little ones, you think you have what it takes to be my fry cooks? I will prove your worthlessness. You shall be tested with a challenge!

**Patrick (snail):** *[faint, down below]* *[mocks Neptune again]* Bring it on! Snailtales can handle any! *[Patrick gets zapped again]* Ouch.

**King Neptune:** Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly. There will be two challenges.

**Patrick (snail):** *[mocks Neptune again]* Only two? One or two challenges to someone like Sponge? *[Patrick gets zapped again]*

**King Neptune:** Three challenges!

**Patrick (snail):** Three? *[laughs contemptuously]* *[mocks Neptune with sarcasm]* Three challenges are nothing. It might as well be! 500 challenges! *[Patrick gets zapped again]*

**King Neptune:** Five challenges!

**Patrick (snail):** Five? *[laughs contemptuously]* *[mocks Neptune with sarcasm]* Five challenges are nothing. It might as well be! 600 challenges! *[Patrick gets zapped again]*

**King Neptune:** Enough! *[Patrick gets zapped into a dust pile]*

**Patrick (snail):** They'll settle for one.

**King Neptune:** There will be but one challenge. You snails will face me in: The Ultimate Cook-Off!

**Gary:** We will accept your challenge if you fix our friend.

**King Neptune:** Ah, yes, the round one. I shall restore him. *[Patrick gets zapped to normal]*

**Patrick:** Snailtales? Snailtales?! *[turns around as we see that his face is now on the bottom of his body above his legs]* Snailtales? Oh, there you are!

**Snellie:** How you feeling?

**Patrick:** Pretty good! Say, have you snails gotten taller?

**King Neptune:** And now, see the fate that may lie ahead. *[summons the clouds]* For if some minute chance you meet the challenge, your reward will be great. *[opens the clouds]* Behold! *[shows Tom Kenny taking a shower and he screams; Neptune quickly closes the portal and chuckles sheepishly]* Hehe. Whoopsie! Now, behold! *[opens the clouds again and shows the city of Atlantis]* My beloved home of Atlantis. A prize worthy of Apollo. You will reside here in this glorious palace, cook only for me, and be a god!

**Patrick:** Hey, that sounds pretty good.

**King Neptune:** But if you snails should not succeed, you three must give up fry cooking forever! What do you say?

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We're ready.

**SpongeSnail:** Meow.

**King Neptune:** Very well then. To the Poseidome! *[At the Poseidome]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ultimate Cook-Off! *[Everyone cheers]* All right, mates. First to a thousand patties wins. Shake hands. *[King Neptune and Gary shake hands. Gary's snail arm disintegrates]*

**Gary:** *[regrows his snail hand]* May the best snail or man win.

**Snellie:** Good luck.

**Lary:** Break a leg.

**Mr. Krabs:** Go back to your corners and when the bell sounds, come out cooking! *[talking to Gary, Snellie and Lary]* Don't worry, lads, I have total confidence in you three. *[Mr. Krabs has a lot of money in his hands]* Put it all on Neptune!

**Gary:** We're not good enough to cook in Atlantis, Patrick.

**Snellie:** But I wanted to do the snail race against Neptune's snail.

**Lary:** Yeah. we should have never taken the challenge.

**Patrick:** Don't give up on your dream, Snailtales! People used to tell me: "Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds." Well, just look at me now. *[bell dings]* Go get 'em, tigers! *[King Neptune starts making his Krabby Patties and so does Gary, Snellie and Lary.]*

*[King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures and his magic. Gary, Snellie and Lary takes their time going through each important step to make sure their patties comes out right. King Neptune summons large amounts of wheat from the ground and zaps them into buns.]*

*[King Neptune summons the vegetables, and summons the swordfish to slice them all. Gary makes sure a tomato is perfectly aligned. He carefully slices the tomato with the golden spatula.]*

*[King Neptune zaps the patties, while Gary, Snellie and Lary rubs sticks to create a fire. King Neptune uses magic to flip hundreds of patties. Gary, Snellie and Lary patiently waits for their patties to cook above the campfire.]*

*[King Neptune uses magic to assemble the hundreds of burgers that appear like Krabby Patties. King Neptune laughs while the burgers rain down. Gary, Snellie and Lary puts ketchup on two pickles to apply faces on them. They apply a cheese "blanket," kisses a pickle.]*

**Gary:** *[reading a bedtime story to the pickles]* Once upon a time...

*[King Neptune still laughs, while the burgers assemble in a square-based pyramid. Gary, Snellie and Lary puts the top buns on their one Krabby Patty each.]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Perfect!

*[In the end, the score is King Neptune: 1000 and Snailtales: 3]*

**King Neptune:** I win! *[everyone cheers but Gary, Snellie and Lary]* Losers! *[Chuckles]* Free patties for everyone! *[everyone chews a bite out of the patties that King Neptune made and they spit it out immediately]* Fools! Have you no taste buds? There's nothing wrong with these, they're delicious! *[sniffs one]* Ooh.

**Audience:** *[Everyone complains different complaints that King Neptune needs to try one of his burgers]* You can eat it all, come one! Chew it! Why don't you eat it? Try it! Eat it! Eat it!

**King Neptune:** *[throws his burger out]* Okay, mine's no good. But what makes you think theirs will be any better? *[King Neptune grabs a patty from Gary]* Give me that! *[King Neptune eats it and begins to like it]* Mmmm. Why it tastes so good, I think I'd like to try it a second time! *[King Neptune spits it out and eats it again; the crowd groans in disgust.]*

**Gary:** So, uhh, what do you think?

**King Neptune:** Yours is superior. Therefore, I concede to you, Gary, Snellie and Lary: "The Snailtales", you win. *[everyone cheers]*

**Gary, Snellie, Lary and Patrick:** Yeah! *[both dancing]* We're going to Atlantis! We're going to Atlantis! *[King Neptune laughs]*

**Lary:** What's so funny?

**King Neptune:** You, Snailtales. That repulsive thing in my palace?

**Gary:** You mean, Patrick can't come?

**King Neptune:** *[laughs]* No, of course not!

**Snellie:** And our friends?

**King Neptune:** Ah, the only friend you need, dear snails, is the royal grill.

**Patrick:** *[crying and wiping his tears with a tissue]* It was nice knowing you, buddies!

**Lary:** *[Mr. Krabs cries]* I know, Mr. Krabs. We'll miss you too.

**Mr. Krabs:** I lost me bet!

**King Neptune:** Come, Snailtales, grab your things! It's time to depart... *[a two-seater bike appears]* to Atlantis! *[rings bell]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We... We... *[cries]* We don't wanna go!

**King Neptune:** It's too late now. I can't live without your burgers. You're going to be a god and like it! *[King Neptune zaps Gary, Snellie and Lary and they become a muscular god. But being the same size, they look a little strange]* Maybe we do have a problem.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[in a booming voice]* Wait, Neptune! We have another idea! *[summons lightning]*

*[Cut to the outside of the Krusty Krab. Patrick walks in the Krusty Krab still looking the same when King Neptune changed him back to normal but with his face on the bottom]*

**Patrick:** Good morning, Krusty Krew.

**Gary:** Hi, Patrick. What'll you have? *[Patrick drools stupidly then Gary, Snellie and Lary hears King Neptune shout]* Can you excuse us?

**King Neptune:** The accursed stove has burnt my finger. Feel thine own wrath, stove! *[uses his powers to zap the stove]* Haha!

**Lary:** *[in a stern voice]* What did we tell you about using your powers, trainee?

**King Neptune:** *[Sighs. Embarrassingly puts arms behind his back.]* Uh... Perfect patties are made with love, not magic. *[SpongeSnail smiles]*

Episode Title: "The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom"

*[Transitions outside where a magnet is dragged on the ground. Camera zooms out to reveal Mr. Krabs wearing a safari cap.]*

**Mr. Krabs:** What better way to spend an afternoon than trolling the sea vent for spare change. *[Then something tugs on Mr. Krabs' magnet]* Whooh! *[Mr. Krabs pulls and a giant pile of sand hangs from his magnet]* There's got to be a small fortune than discarded paperclips in there! *[The sand falls, only to reveal a second magnet. He then gets upset]* I knew this place looked familiar. *[Startles in surprise]* What's this? Goodness, that must be Sandy's treedome dwelling, and inside looks to be the largest soybean I have ever layed me eyestocks on. Now this bears getting a closer look. *[He rings the door bell on Sandy's treedome and Sandy opens it in her air suit]* Good afternoon, Miss Sandy.

**Sandy:** And good afternoon to you Mr. Krabs. What brings you out to this fine neck of the woods?

**Mr. Krabs:** Well uh, I just happen to be in the neighborhood and was wondering if you could see you in clear and grace me with a comprehensive tour of your home sweet treedome. *[chuckles]* I hear the giant soybean is lovely this time of the year.

**Sandy:** Sure, lets get you fitted with a helmet.

**Mr. Krabs:** Don't bother yourself. As long as I keep me ole lungs moist, I can breath your fancy air all day long.

**Sandy:** Come on in then. *[they go inside the treedome]*

*[Scene cuts to the interior of the treedome]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Seems so much bigger once you're inside.

**Sandy:** That's what they all say. Did I already show you my single wheeled roller skate or my helicopter that is powered by coconut milk?

**Mr. Krabs:** Huh? Oh yeah, that sounds interesting Sandy, but uh actually...

**Sandy:** *[walks over to her table and holds up a device that looks like a cube puzzle]* Or my artificial intelligence that comes in the form of a multi-colored cube-shaped puzzle. See it can solve itself. *[Zooms in to reveal that the Cube puzzle matches with the shapes on it]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Uh Sandy, actually I'm not interested in all of that.

**Sandy:** Okay, well was there something particular you wanted to see?

**Mr. Krabs:** Tell me about your giant soybean.

*[Scene cuts to Sandy and Mr. Krabs with the giant soybean plant]*

**Sandy:** This is the result of an experimental growth serum I develop. It could easily feed a lot of hungry people.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[gasps]* Or a supply of entire rest---. *[Counting on his calculator and mumbling to himself]*

**Sandy:** Once the testing is complete, the growth serum could be used to do a lot of good things.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[gasps]*

**Sandy:** Sure would hate to see it fallen into the wrong hands. Someone who might just use it to try and get-

**Mr. Krabs:** Rich! I'll be rich!

**Sandy:** What's that, Mr. Krabs?

**Mr. Krabs:** Uh, could I borrow your telephone? *[dials the telephone and it starts ringing]* Heh, it's ringing.

**SpongeBob:** *[suddenly runs into the scene]* Mr. Krabs, I came as soon as I got the call!

**Mr. Krabs:** *[puts the phone back in]* Uh, did you bring a Krabby Patty like I was planning to ask you to do?

**SpongeBob:** *[brings out a Krabby Patty]* Aye aye, captain.

**Mr. Krabs:** Perfect! Okay Sandy, administer the growth serum.

**Sandy:** I don't know, Mr. Krabs. I can't predict what's going to happen.

**Mr. Krabs:** Well, you did say it needs further testing. Test it on the Krabby Patty.

**Sandy:** Well, I suppose so. But only a single drop.

**Mr. Krabs:** Fair enough. *[Sandy puts a drop of growth serum onto the Krabby Patty]* Is it suppose to smell like that?

**Sandy:** If you two will excuse me, I need to pay a quick visit to a little squirrel's room. *[hands Mr. Krabs the growth serum before leaving the scene]* Would you mind holding these while I'm gone? I'll only be a minute.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[looks at the growth serum]* Oh no, we don't mind. *[dumps the whole beaker onto the Krabby Patty]* Heh heh heh, there.

**SpongeBob:** But Sandy said-

**Mr. Krabs:** *[closes SpongeBob's mouth]* Sh sh sh sh sh sh sh. *[He and SpongeBob goes to Sandy's door]* Thanks for the tour, Sandy, see you later! *[leaving Sandy's treedome and the camera zooms in on the empty growth serum beaker]*

*[Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs walking]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Eh, that patty didn't look like it's growing to me. Pfft, growth serum. Waste of a perfectly Krabby Patty.

*[Krabby Patty suddenly grows on SpongeBob's hands]*

**SpongeBob:** Mr. Krabs.

**Mr. Krabs:** Great, let's get into the Krusty Krab.

*[Krabby Patty grows even bigger. SpongeBob struggles to carry it]*

**SpongeBob:** Patty... becoming... awkward...

**Mr. Krabs:** Oh, here, here. *[Brings out a grocery bag]* Put it in this grocery bag.

**SpongeBob:** Grocery bag? Where'd you get a grocery bag?

**Mr. Krabs:** The grocery store.

*[Scene cuts to the inside of the Krusty Krab. Squidward is at his post. SpongeBob comes by carrying the big Krabby Patty, trying to keep it balanced. Squidward stares at SpongeBob as he goes to the kitchen. The patty is now on the table. Mr. Krabs comes in as the Krabby Patty grows even bigger. The patty appears to be pulsing.]*

**SpongeBob:** So, uh, how big's this thing suppose to get?

**Mr. Krabs:** Heh heh, who cares. It's an endless supply of free patties! And cook them fast, boy! *[walks out the door]* We got customers!

**Squidward:** *[comes in from his post with an order]* SpongeBob! Are you going to cook that thing or just stand there staring at it? *[throws the order]*

**SpongeBob:** Sorry, Squidward. Coming right up! *[runs to the stove while grabbing the order]* Order up, Squidward! *[carrying a plate of piled up Krabby Patties]*

**Squidward:** All right, keep them coming! *[grabs the Krabby Patties]*

**SpongeBob:** You betcha! *[takes a scrap of patties from the big patty and puts them on the stove. SpongeBob flips one of them as the big Krabby Patty grows even bigger behind SpongeBob]*

**SpongeBob:** Oh my goodness! I almost forgot to flip that one. *[points to a Krabby Patty and flips it]* There we go. *[brings out another pile of Krabby Patties and the giant Krabby Patty bumps Squidward's head.]*

**Squidward:** Okay, that's great SpongeBob, but you don't have to knock me in the- BAGEGAH! *[sees at the Krabby Patty growing behind SpongeBob]*

**SpongeBob:** Squidward, why did you make that weird noi- *[he looks at the Patty and screams as it comes alive]* Ahh! Easy boy. Easy. Never thought I'd say this but, I've gotta get out of this kitchen! *[SpongeBob runs to the exit, but sees the grill eaten up]* Nooooooo! Huh? *[SpongeBob stares down as the Krabby Patty advances to his shoe. SpongeBob fights it off with his spatula, but that gets eaten. SpongeBob screams then desperately yanks off his left shoe and sock, while the patty eats that up.]* Squidward! That giant Krabby Patty is on a rampage! We have to escape!

**Squidward:** *[sees SpongeBob's bare foot]* Do you always go barefoot at work, or have I just never noticed before?

**SpongeBob:** *[pointing to his bare foot]* Wouldn't this just count as half-barefoot? Squidward, behind you! *[SpongeBob points to the growing patty, now destroying the Krusty Krab]* Abandon ship! *[Squidward screams as he and SpongeBob both flee]*

**Fish:** *[everyone runs out of the Krusty Krab]* It's a Krabalanche! *[SpongeBob and Squidward try to exit, but Mr. Krabs blocks their way.]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Hold it! And just what is it you two think you're doing?

**Squidward:** The restaurant's being invaded by a 300 foot uncooked menu item. We're getting outta here!

**Mr. Krabs:** Whoa ho, this is a dream come true! You can't just leave!

**Squidward:** Oh, do you have a better idea?

**Mr. Krabs:** Stay?... And work?

**Squidward:** Okay, you go right ahead. But I'd rather stay alive than stay at work. That means you- *[Squidward turns to see the cash register getting eaten by the Krabby Patty]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Cashy! *[Mr. Krabs runs over to the register]*

**SpongeBob:** Mr. Krabs, look out!

**Mr. Krabs:** Aaah! *[Mr. Krabs is eaten by the Krabby Patty, which then proceeds to eat a table, a barrel chair, and a column]*

**Squidward:** *[To SpongeBob]* I think it's our break time, don't you? *[SpongeBob and Squidward run out of the Krusty Krab, screaming. The patty eats the Krusty Krab whole and chases them.]*

**Plankton:** *[watching the scene from the rooftop of the Chum Bucket with a telescope]* What's this? *[puts down the telescope]* Krabs is cooking up some new scheme to undermine the success of his biggest competitor? ME?! *[folds the telescope]* Ah, I'd better get a closer look. *[exits the Chum Bucket]* *[SpongeBob and Squidward are still running]* Out of my way, you fools!

**SpongeBob:** *[skids to a stop, while Squidward keeps running]* Plankton, you're going the wrong way! Turn back or be crushed by a giant monster!

**Plankton:** *[keeps running]* I can't hear you! I need to see this! *[Plankton skids and falls backwards]* Holy mother of all creatures great and small! *[The patty gets closer]* It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen! It's... it's... gorgeous... *[Plankton runs over to the patty]* Oh, great patty! Take me! Take me home, daddy! *[jumps into the patty]*

**Dale:** *[The Bikini Bottom citizens see the patty and start running away]* Keep running, it's getting closer!

**Fish:** No, it isn't! Look! Where I'm pointing! It stopped!

**Dale:** *[They stop running and look]* Hey! He's right! *[The giant patty is actually stopping for a stoplight. It turns green and the patty starts moving again. The fish run away]*

*[Police officer tickets a car, only for it to be swallowed by the giant patty]*

*[The giant patty then proceeds to eat the entire town]*

**Lady in Teal:** Snookums! Look out! *[pulls the pet worm away from the patty]* You've got to promise mommy you'll be more careful! Neptune knows what he'd do if you were swallowed by the putrid ooze that's running rapid in our streets. *[gets swallowed by Krabby Patty]*

*[Scene changes to SpongeBob seeing Gary, Snellie, Lary and Rex sleeping at SpongeBob's home]*

**SpongeBob:** Gary! Snellie! Lary! Rex, wake up! Pack up your stuff! Our house is about to be knocked over by a giant Krabby Patty! *[Gary, Snellie, Lary and Rex yawns and goes back to sleep. SpongeBob takes Gary, Snellie, Lary and Rex and runs out of his house]* Aaaaah! *[SpongeBob's house gets eaten by the giant Krabby Patty; SpongeBob runs to Patrick's house and opens the rock]*

**SpongeBob:** Wake up Patrick! We gotta get out of here!

**Patrick:** Huh...oh hi, SpongeBob. I just had the strangest dream, I was being chased by a giant Krabby Patty.

**SpongeBob:** That wasn't a dream!

**SpongeBob and Patrick:** Aaaaaah! *[The two run away from the rock, which ends up being swallowed by the Giant Krabby Patty]*

**Patrick:** SpongeBob! What do we do?

**SpongeBob:** We'll find Sandy, she'll know what to do!

*[They run to Sandy's house which is broken with the dome shattered to bits]*

**Patrick:** I don't think she's home, SpongeBob.

**SpongeBob:** She has to be, this is her treedome! Sandy, where are you?

**Sandy:** SpongeBob?

*[SpongeBob opens up a toilet next to him, thinking Sandy is in it.]*

**SpongeBob:** Sandy?

**Sandy:** No, SpongeBob! Up here! *[waves to SpongeBob from helicopter]* And hurry! I'm running out of coconut milk!

*[Cues to SpongeBob, Patrick, Gary, Snellie, Lary, Rex and Sandy in the helicopter]*

**SpongeBob:** Wow, what happened to your treedome?

**Sandy:** Well, that giant soybean got too big, so I chopped it up into a giant salad. Anyone got any giant croutons?

**Patrick:** ...I think I'm gonna be sick.

**SpongeBob:** What's wrong, Patrick? Airsickness?

**Patrick:** No...the thought of a salad that size is more than I can handle.

**Sandy:** And now that I've mastered the soy bean, I can master that patty.

**SpongeBob:** Really? How?

**Sandy:** The puzzle cube told me. The key to defeating the patty is you, SpongeBob! All I have to do is get you closer to the patty so that you can make direct contact.

**SpongeBob:** Direct contact!? Are you sure?

**Sandy:** The puzzle cube never lies.

*[The Giant Krabby Patty is now in sight]*

**Sandy:** Alright, we have visual. Putting you into position, SpongeBob.

*[SpongeBob climbs down via a ladder]*

**SpongeBob:** Okay, bye. *[Ladder is hoisted back up]*

**SpongeBob:** Well giant patty, I guess it's just you and me. Wait, what was I supposed to do again?

**Sandy:** Just make direct contact!

**SpongeBob:** Direct contact, you mean like this?

*[SpongeBob touches the giant patty with his finger. He then absorbs it]*

**Sandy:** It's working! Keep going! You can do it!

**SpongeBob:** Body filling with Krabby Patty. Enormous strain.

*[Krabby Patty spits out buildings]*

**SpongeBob:** Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty into my body before! In fact, I've never absorbed any Krabby Patties into my body, come to think of it!

[*He entirely absorbs it. The buildings and people in Bikini Bottom are freed. SpongeBob is now huge and Krabby Patty colored]*

**SpongeBob:** Okay...what do I do now?

*[Scene changes to Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is on a box announcing the new Pre-Absorbed Patties via SpongeBob]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Step right up folks! For a limited time, free absorbed Krabby Patties!

*[Squidward opens the cash register; he proceeds to talk into a walkie-talkie]*

**Squidward:** SpongeBob! Two! Medium-rare!

**SpongeBob:** *[also talking into walkie-talkie]* Copy that. Over.

*[SpongeBob, still in Krabby Patty form, proceeds to make the Krabby Patties with drips of Krabby Patties from his finger]*

**Mr. Krabs:** That's it! Don't crowd! While supplies last, don't be shy! Come on!

*[Two Krabby Patty meats drop to the grill]*

*[SpongeBob laughs, the screen fades out, and the episode ends]*

Episode Title: "Pickles"

**Squidward:** Welcome to the Krusty Krab. My name is Squidward. May I take your order?

**Incidental 31:** Hmmm... uhh... oh, I'll have a... *[Squidward takes out a pencil and a paper]* ...no. *[Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away]* Maybe... *[takes out the pencil and the paper]* ...no. *[Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away]* Hmmm... I'll have... *[takes out the pencil and the paper]* ...no. Or maybe...

**Squidward:** Are you planning on ordering today, sir?

**Incidental 31:** I'll have a Krabby Patty. *[Squidward writes down order]*

**Squidward:** How original.

**Incidental 31:** And with extra onions.

**Squidward:** Daring today, aren't we? *[takes order and shows Gary, Snellie and Lary]* One Krabby Patty, extra onions. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary takes piece of paper and puts with the rest of the orders]*

**Gary:** One cryin' Johnny comin' up! *[cracks knuckles; adds each ingredient as mentioned]* First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up! *[bell rings]*

**Squidward:** Whatever. *[Incidental 5 comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to Gary, Snellie and Lary]* Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns! *[Gary, Snellie and Lary takes a plate and patties begin to appear on the plate]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[at rapid speed]* Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up! *[Squidward takes the plate]*

**Squidward:** Thanks, Farmer Brown. *[gives the plate to Incidental 5]* It's been a thrill serving you.

**Incidental 5:** Can I some extra salt?

**Squidward:** No. *[Incidental 5 glares at Squidward as he leaves. Bubble Bass walks up to order]* Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?

**Bubble Bass:** I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. *[Squidward gives up writing all of that down]*

**Squidward:** We serve *food* here, sir. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary shows Squidward he has already gotten the order done]*

**Gary:** We got it already, Squidward. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary gasps]* Bubble Bass!

**Bubble Bass:** *[pushes Squidward away]* Talking Snails. *[walks to Gary, Snellie and Lary]* I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty.

**Lary:** *[staring at Bubble Bass]* Yep. I hear talk you're kinda picky.

**Bubble Bass:** Yep.

**Snellie:** Well then... here ya go! *[Bubble Bass takes the plate and sits down where he examines the Krabby Patty until he decides to take a bite]*

**Gary:** Well, Bubble Bass, whaddaya think?

**Bubble Bass:** This is pretty good. Only one thing. You forgot the pickles! *[shows no pickles on the patty]*

**Crowd:** *[gasps]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** No!

**Bubble Bass:** The best there is? I don't think so. You lose! *[laughs]*

**Gary:** *[checks patty for pickles]* But, the pickles should be right where they always are. We know we put them on! *[customers are disappointed; tears the patty apart, finding the pickles]* Where are those pickles? Pickles? Pickles? Pickles? *[Bubble Bass walks up to Mr. Krabs, but also throws Squidward out of the way again]*

**Bubble Bass:** I believe you owe me two bucks.

**Mr. Krabs:** Two bucks?!

**Bubble Bass:** Your guarantee. *[points to the menu where in tiny print it says 'money-back guarantee']*

**Mr. Krabs:** Oh. That. Well, can't we talk about this? *[takes out two dollars and Bubble Bass grabs it]*

**Bubble Bass:** No.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[pulls money back]* How about a discount on restroom tokens? *[Bubble Bass takes money back]*

**Bubble Bass:** Afraid not.

**Mr. Krabs:** How's about a free glass of water? A dozen free glasses of water! I'll even put ice in it! *[Bubble Bass walks out the Krusty Krab with the money]* No! Come back! Two dollars! *(sobs)* Two dollars, no! No! *[walks over to Gary, Snellie and Lary]*

**Gary:** Mr. Krabs, I know I put pickles on that Krabby Patty.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[grabs Gary, Snellie and Lary]* That two bucks is comin' out of your paycheck! *[Gary, Snellie and Lary tries to hang onto the floor]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Wait! Wait! Wait! *[Mr. Krabs throws Gary, Snellie and Lary into the kitchen]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Get back to work, we got orders waitin'!

**Squidward:** I need a Krabby Patty.

**Gary:** Okay, I am not gonna blow it this time. Let's see. Bun down. Then ketchup, then mustard, then pickles? No! That's not right!

**Snellie:** Let me try. *[starts a new patty]* Bun down. Mustard, then ketchup, lettuce, then the pickles? No!

**Lary:** *[tries again]* Mustard down, bun stuff down, d'oh, where's the patty go? *[tries again and uses the same bun]* Pickles, ketchup, wait!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Think! Think! We're losin' it! *[tries again]* Bun down, shoe, mustard, pan, bun... no! *[Mr. Krabs comes in]*

**Gary:** Mr. Krabs, We are so confused. We can't remember how to do anything.

**Mr. Krabs:** Why don't you take the rest of the day off?

**Snellie:** Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. Who will make the Krabby Patties?

**Mr. Krabs:** Oh, don't worry about that. We've got Squidward!

**Squidward:** Huh? What? *[Gary, Snellie and Lary slithers out and goes home]*

**Gary:** Mr. Krabs is right. We need to get our heads straight. Now is it bun, patty, ketchup... *[looks up and notices door is not there]* The door! The door! Mr. Krabs, the front door is missing! *[Mr. Krabs opens door a couple feet away]* Oh. *[laughs]* Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs. This pickle thing has got my head all messed up. I better go on home and rest my brain. *[walks out with Snellie and Lary]* Uhh, which way do I live? *[Mr. Krabs points the path]* Of course. *[laughs. Later, we see Gary, Snellie and Lary in SpongeBob's house trying to write down the formula]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** No, no! Was it bun, patty, bun... Let's see, tomatoes, pickles, bun? No. Bun? No. Bun? No. Shoe? *[throws paper and pencil away]* We are so confused!

**Lary:** Maybe a good night's sleep will help us get our head on straight. *[at night]*

**Gary:** Oh... was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob? Or... *[hits his head with his fist]* D'oh... think, Snails! Oh yeah! It was mattress, Gary, mattress, Snellie, mattress, Lary, then sheets, pillow. *[gets in between the two mattresses]* Good night, Guys.

**Snellie:** Uh, Gary?

**Gary:** Aw, this isn't right. *[he slips out and stands upside-down on his bed]* Good night, Guys.

**Lary:** Gary!

**Gary:** Wait, this isn't right either. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary lays down on their backs]* Nope. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary are between each railing of the ladder]* Nuh-uh. *[tries sleeping with a mattress on their heads]* Negative. *[tries sleeping on the ground next to their mattresses]* C'mon, c'mon! Get it right. *[tries in the lifesaver]* Wrong. Wrong! Wrong! Nope! Naw! Negatory! Nyet! *[keeps doing the wrong things as the clock fast-forwards to morning and the rooster crows where the alarm goes off. Gary, Snellie and Lary are on the floor under SpongeBob's bed]* Aww, we almost had it! Alarm clock. D'oh, how do we turn this thing off? Think, think, think, think!

**Lary:** I know! Gary!

**Gary:** No, no, no, no, no, wait, Lary! *[Lary picks up Gary and shoves him in the foghorn alarm where it is still going off.]*

**Squidward:** *[At the Krusty Krab, there is black smoke coming from kitchen. Squidward coughs loudly, and clears the smoke off with a fire extinguisher]* Patties are done. *[Mr. Krabs notices black, burnt patties and gets irritated]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Urrgh! *[Turns backwards from the counter after hearing customers starting to complain]*

**Incidental 30:** Hey, he burnt my Krabby Patty.

**Incidental 63:** He burnt my fries.

**Incidental 65:** *[Briefly drinks his burnt shake until realizing it is burnt.]* He burnt my shake!

**All customers:** *[all yelling and mumbling]*

**Mr. Krabs:** No! Come back! *(sobs)* No! No! Urrgh... I gotta get Gary, Snellie and Lary back!

*[cuts to SpongeBob's house, Gary, Snellie and Lary nailed a toaster to the door]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[opens door]* Snails!

*[music playing in reverse; the house is a total disaster as everything is misplaced and things are everywhere and opposite.]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Snails!

**Gary:** *[he walks into view backwards and is wearing a pair of underwear over his head]* Mr. Krabs, hello. Do you how do?

**Mr. Krabs:** Why are you talking funny, lad? *[takes the underwear off Gary's head]*

**Snellie:** I anything can't do right since because pickles.

**Mr. Krabs:** Nonsense, you'll be back makin' Krabby Patties like your old self in no time!

**Lary:** I think don't ready back to go to work, Mr. Krabs. *[he, Snellie and Gary walks off]*

**Mr. Krabs:** But you're fine, me snails! *[Gary, Snellie and Lary walks right through the wooden kitchen door]* Ohh... uhh, well... maybe not. *[walks into the kitchen where Gary is nailing a piece of bread to the table]* All we need to do is get your confidence back. So, you can make me more money! I-I-I mean, patties. *[chuckles]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We how do that?

**Mr. Krabs:** It's like riding a bike. You never forget! *[notices a bike in a boiling pot of water on the stove]* Uhh... I'm gonna help ya! *[both of them are now shown sitting on the ground in SpongeBob's living room]* If you learn to make a Krabby Patty again, your life will be back in order. *[takes out a blanket with all the ingredients on it]*

**Gary:** Mr. Krabs. I don't know if we...

**Mr. Krabs:** Take your time. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary thinks of the Krabby Patty formula. It soon turns to night then day again. Gary reaches for a bun and Mr. Krabs gets excited. Gary puts bun back down]*

**Gary:** No, no, no, no, no. *[Day becomes night again. Then day again and then night again. Mr. Krabs is sleeping until Gary, Snellie and Lary wakes him up]* We got it! We got it! It's all very clear to us now, Mr. Krabs!

**Mr. Krabs:** It is?

**Gary:** Yes! I finally realize that...

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[Angry]* We can't do it! We can't do it, Mr. Krabs! We're a failure!

**Mr. Krabs:** Don't talk like that.

**Lary:** Don't you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate?

**Snellie:** We can't make a Double Krabby Patty with the works!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[Makes three patties as they tells Mr. Krabs the ingredients]* We can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! *[realizes that they just put their patties together in the right order]*

**Mr. Krabs:** It's time.

*[Mr. Krabs, Gary, Snellie and Lary walk back to the Krusty Krab. Snellie rescues Squidward from the burning kitchen and sprays him with the fire extinguisher]*

**Incidental 70:** Hey, the snails are back! *[customers are cheering]*

**Bubble Bass:** *(He enters the restaurant, shoving the large crowd of people out of his way in the process)* I hear Talking Snails are back! *[Gary, Snellie and Lary opens the kitchen door]*

**Gary:** We're right here, Bubble Bass.

**Bubble Bass:** I thought I ran you three out of town. *[spits a loogie into a bucket]*

**Lary:** This is where we belong. *[holds up bubbles and blows one]*.

**Bubble Bass:** *[Gives a weird sounding roar]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Rawr.

*[The crowd gasps. Gary, Snellie and Lary and Bubble Bass glare at each other, while Mr. Krabs is sweating with anticipation.]*

**Bubble Bass:** Give me the regular, and this time, don't forget the pickles.

**Gary:** *[rushes into the kitchen and comes back with a Krabby Patty in the blink of an eye]* We didn't.

*[Mr. Krabs is violently sweating as Bubble Bass examines and eats the patty]*

**Bubble Bass:** Hmm... ...Still no pickles! *[Gary, Snellie and Lary notices]* See? *[sticks out his tongue with all the chewed up food on it. Everyone is getting sick at the sight of it and they’re disgusted]* You failed again, Gary, Snellie and Lary; Loser snails! *[laughs]*

**Gary:** *[looks at Bubble Bass's mouth]* Wait a minute! *[grabs Bubble Bass' tongue and pulls it out]* Look! *[shows four pickles under Bubble Bass' tongue]* He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!

**Mr. Krabs:** And there's the pickles from last time too?

**Incidental 45:** And there's my car keys! *[everyone walks up to Bubble Bass, all glaring at him]*

**Bubble Bass:** And... there's my ride! *[rushes out of the Krusty Krab]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Three cheers for the return of our master fry cooks, Gary, Snellie and Lary! Hip-hip...

**All:** Hooray!

**Squidward:** Hooray.

**Mr. Krabs:** Hip-hip...

**All:** Hooray!

**Squidward:** Whoop-de-doo.

**Mr. Krabs:** Hip-hip...

**All:** Hooray!

**Squidward:** Oh, boy.

**Gary:** And three cheers for the fry cook who took our place when Snellie, Lary and I were gone: Squidward! *[Squidward smiles]* Hip hip...

**All:** Boo! *[Squidward is shocked and frowns. The frown becomes more droopier with each "Boo"]*

**Snellie:** Hip-hip...

**All:** Boo! *[Scene changes to outside of the Krusty Krab]*

**Lary:** Hip-hip...

**All:** Boo!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Hip-hip...

**Customer:** Boo! You stink!

Episode Title: "Patty Hype"

*[Episode starts with the Krusty Krab. Inside, it is dirty and covered in cobwebs. Squidward is seen covered in dust and cobwebs. He blows the dust off himself. Gary, Snellie and Lary dusts off a cobweb off a table with a feather duster. A spider comes down and makes a new web. Gary, Snellie and Lary dusts it off again, but the spider comes back and makes another one. Mr. Krabs is seen covered in dust against the wall and sneezes the dust off.]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Ah-ah-choo! *[sighs]* 36 days without a customer.

**Dave:** *[slowly crawls towards the Krusty Krab]* So... hungry...

**Gary:** Ah! Mr. Krabs, a customer!

**Mr. Krabs:** Ah! *[squeals in delight, revealing a spider web growing in his mouth while a spider crawls all over it]*

**Dave:** No food... three days...

**Mr. Krabs:** Hold on, me bucko! Food's on the way! *[about to call into the kitchen, but then has a second thought]* Uhh, you got money, right?

**Dave:** Yeah...

**Mr. Krabs:** Snailtales! Bring this man some grub before he keels over!

**Gary:** *[he, Snellie and Lary offers him food]* Here you go, sir.

**Dave:** Oh. Krabby Patties, huh?

**Mr. Krabs:** Finest under the sea!

**Dave:** Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz?

**Mr. Krabs:** Huh?

**Dave:** Look at this place. *[the inside of the Krusty Krab is all old and worn out]* I mean, what is the theme here? Underwater? It's boring! *[turns and crawls away]* Food... water... atmosphere...!

**Mr. Krabs:** Nobody goes to a restaurant for atmosphere. *[runs to the door]* They go for food! *[looks out the door as Fred and Tom see each other on the street]*

**Fred:** Hey, Tom!

**Tom:** Fred! Hey, you wanna eat at the Krusty Krab?

**Fred:** Nah, let's go to the Shell Shack. They've got a talking dog!

**Tom:** *[runs off with Fred]* Great! Say, what's a dog?

**Mr. Krabs:** *[gasps]* Money walking! I need to think up a gimmick like that to bring people back in here!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[peeks through Mr. Krabs' eye stalks]* We have an idea! *[Mr. Krabs' eye stalks pull back together, chopping Gary, Snellie and Lary in half]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Wait! I've got an idea! *[Cut to outside the Krusty Krab, where a marching band plays, and a crowd gathers around Mr. Krabs]* ...And so ladies and gentlemen, be sure to buy plenty of Krabby Patties as I bury myself alive! *[Everyone cheers and confetti shoots up from the ground as Mr. Krabs wields a shovel. He digs a hole, and then hops into it]* No free refills. *[scene cuts. Then, he pats the dirt in around him, leaving himself underground with no trace of him. Fred runs up to on top of where Krabs was buried]*

**Fred:** Hey, everyone, listen! *[the music stops]* The talking dog at the Shell Shack is singing! Come on! *[motions for everyone to follow, and they do, leaving Mr. Krabs alone, under the ground. Cut to the inside of the Krusty Krab, where it has been cleaned out]*

**Gary:** Mr. Krabs, we have an idea!

**Mr. Krabs:** What am I going to do? If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business!

**Snellie:** Mr. Krabs, we have an idea!

**Mr. Krabs:** Why can't someone give me an idea?

**Lary:** Mr. Krabs, we have an idea!

**Mr. Krabs:** *[down on his knees, praying]* Great Neptune in Heaven, I need an idea!

*[A divine light hits Krabs, and Gary, Snellie and Lary comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[sings]* Mr. Krabs, we have an idea!

**Mr. Krabs:** What in the name of money are you waiting for, snails? *[grabs Gary, Snellie and Lary, removing their angel costume]* Tell me!

**Gary:** Okay, Mr. Krabs. Prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down, because you'll just stand up when you see this! *[makes a Pretty Patty]* Ta-da! *[shows Mr. Krabs a green Krabby Patty]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Great Barrier Reef! That patty's spoiled! *[knocks it off of the plate and onto the ground, where he burns it with a flame thrower. Once the fire is gone, Gary, Snellie and Lary appears in a fire-retardant suit]*

**Gary:** *[laughs]* Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat. It's painted meat. *[Fire once again overcomes the three snails, and he, Snellie and Lary emerges in regular shells, with an artist's pallet in hand. On the palette, Krabby Patties lie in different colors]* Pretty Patties! Available in 6 designer colors.

*[short pause then Mr. Krabs laughs, and Gary, Snellie and Lary looks broken-heartedly at their own creation]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Mr. Squidward! Come look!

*[Squidward walks up, smiling mockingly]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[jokingly]* Don't that look appetizing?

**Squidward:** Mmm, mmm. Good sir.

*[both laughing]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Wait! Gimme an orange patty... with extra purple!

*[Squidward laughs]*

**Mr. Krabs:** What's next? *[holds up a milkshake cup with sequins encrusted into it]* Sequin milkshakes?

**Squidward:** *[holds up a French fry with a bow-tie on]* Bow-tie French fries?

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[welling with tears]* No.

*[Squidward and Mr. Krabs dance mockingly while chanting "Pretty Patties"]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[crying]* Stop it! *[becomes indignant]* We know this is a good idea. We'll show you! We'll... We'll... We'll open our own restaurant! *[runs out of the Krusty Krab]* You'll see!

*[Squidward and Mr. Krabs look at each other, then they continue laughing. Cut to Conch Street]*

**Lary:** *[angrily approaches an angry Patrick]* Hey, Patrick, are you angry, too?

**Patrick:** Yeah.

**Snellie:** What's the matter?

**Patrick:** I can't see my forehead. What's your problem?

**Gary:** We have a good idea, and no one else thinks so!

**Patrick:** *[no longer angry, and a cord appears from his shorts]* Me too. *[pulls the cord, causing his shorts to inflate and lift into the air a few feet. Patrick is floating upside-down]* Inflatable pants! What's your idea?

**Gary:** We're gonna open up a restaurant and sell Pretty Patties!

**Snellie:** Make some money!

**Lary:** So we can buy everything we want!

**Patrick:** *[his shorts explode, leaving him with only a piece of his shorts covering his crotch]* Forget my dumb idea, that's great!

*[Cut to later, where Gary, Snellie and Lary have constructed a purple stand that says "Pretty Patties." Patrick is behind a second one to the left of Gary, Snellie and Lary that is brown and says "Pay Here"]*

**Gary:** Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick? *[Patrick looks down and pulls up his purple-and-green trunks and gives Gary, Snellie and Lary the thumbs-up]*

**Lary:** Pretty soon those hungry customers will be lining up, because we are open. *[puts up an "Open" sign. Cut to Gary, Snellie and Lary at the stand]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We're ready! *[They are adults with the same camera angling. They have glasses on, and brown hair. SpongeBob's pineapple begins to rot]* We're ready. *[They are Overweighted and Huge. SpongeBob's pineapple wilts and dies]* We're ready... *[They're gravestone behind the stand says "R.I.P. I'M READY." There is a vacant spot where SpongeBob's pineapple previously was. Gary, Snellie and Lary wakes up at the stand and sees that that was a dream]*

**Gary:** Patrick, how long have we been standing here?

**Patrick:** *[looks at the sloppily-drawn crayon marks on his wrist made to look like a watch]* Awww. I gotta draw a new battery for this. *[scribbles on his wrist with a blue crayon]*

**Gary:** What if Mr. Krabs was right? Maybe our idea is dumb.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[crying and meowing]*

**Patrick:** Snailtales, sometimes, we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** We're scared!

**Patrick:** Then I'm going in for you! *[climbs inside Gary's Shell through one of his pores. Then, Gary's shell inflates like a puffer fish]* Sorry. Stupid inflatable pants! *[flies out of Gary's shell and lands headfirst on the ground]*

**Gary:** Did you find anything?

**Patrick:** Huh?

**Harold:** *[walks up to the stand]* Hey, do you sell food here?

*[Gary, Snellie, Lary and Patrick giggle, making Harold feel awkward]*

**Snellie:** Yes, sir! We sell Pretty Patties! *[holds out a green Pretty Patty]*

**Harold:** That thing's green! *[starts laughing hysterically]* Green! *[laughs some more]*

**Patrick:** *[laughs as well, but doesn't laugh hard at all]* Green. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary cries]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Mr. Krabs was right! What am we going to do with all these? *[holds out the palette of Pretty Patties]*

**Harold:** *[stops laughing]* Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color. *[tries it]* This isn't half bad. Hey, world! "Pretty Patties" is the best idea ever! *[Gary, Snellie, Lary and Patrick are elated]*

*[Cut to the Krusty Krab now with cobwebs on the outside; Mr. Krabs in his cobweb covered office, eating popcorn and watching a movie, crying. A spider dangling from its web cries as well]*

**Rick's Wife:** *[on TV]* Oh, Rick, how could you? You and I, together we were one.

**Rick:** *[on TV]* That was before. But now I'm splitting us up.

*[Onscreen, a live-action amoeba splits into two amoebas. All of a sudden, it turns to a Bikini Bottom News emergency broadcast. Johnny talks at a desk. Behind him is a bamboo screen showing a crowd of Bikini Bottom citizens cheering]*

**Johnny:** We interrupt this program to bring you a special news announcement! This wild crowd behind me is screaming for Bikini Bottom's latest culinary sensation. Let's take a listen.

**All:** *[chanting]* Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!

**Mr. Krabs:** Pretty Patties? *[the spider comes down and steal Mr. Krabs' popcorn]*

**Johnny:** It's easy to see Pretty Patties are popular, but what is it about them that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild?

**Millie, Sadie *[has hair]*, and Evelyn:** They match our purses! *[show their purses]*

**Scottish Man:** *[with Scottish accent, kilt, and bagpipe]* They remind me of home. *[holds up a plaid Pretty Patty]*

**Larry Lobster:** *[runs up]* Pretty Patties rule! *[flexes his muscles]*

**Johnny:** Mr. Gary the Snail, how do you explain all this success along with your friends, Mrs. Snellie and Mr. Lary Jr.?

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Uhhh... We don't know.

**Mr. Krabs:** How can you make money with such a stupid idea?

**Johnny:** *[the TV background has money falling]* And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?

**Gary:** *[laughs]* At first we didn't know what to do with all the money. We tried burying it... *[Mr. Krabs' eyestalks inflate]* ...shredding it... *[Krabs' eyestalks inflate some more]* ...and burning it. *[Mr. Krabs' eyestalks burst and fly around like a balloon with a hole in it as he screams]* But in the end, we decided just to give it all away.

*[Patrick is at his stand that now has a bamboo "$" and says "FREE MONEY." then hands a filled paper sack to Nathaniel]*

**Patrick:** Come again, sir!

**Nathaniel:** I'm getting back in line! *[runs off]*

**Mr. Krabs:** I don't believe it! *[runs out of his office and across the dining area]* I've got to see this for me self! *[runs out the door and into Sandals]*

**Sandals:** Hey, watch it, buddy. I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty. You're gonna have to wait in line *[shows Mr. Krabs the very long line]* like the rest of us.

*[At Gary, Snellie and Lary's stand, the "Now Serving" sign flips to 46,853]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Who's #46,853?

*[An enormous amount of people surround them and they simultaneously declare themselves as #46,853. Mr. Krabs makes his way to the front of the line]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[surprised]* I never had 46,853 customers.

**Gary:** *[hands a Pretty Patty to an anchovy]* Here you are, sir. Stay pretty. *[laughing]* All right. *[he, Snellie and Lary notices Mr. Krabs]* Mr. Krabs is that you? Isn't this great, Mr. Krabs? *[Mr. Krabs smiles nervously]* The Pretty Patties are a big hit.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[teary-eyed]* They sure are, snail. You're doing pretty well for yourselves. I guess you've completely forgotten the Krusty Krab.

**Snellie:** No, sir, I haven't. In fact sometimes I really miss the old days back at the Krusty Krab.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[gets an idea, then smiles smugly]* I bet you miss Squidward... and the grill. And the crow's nest.

**Gary:** Yeah. Yeah! But do you know what we miss the most, Mr. Krabs? *[demonstrates rubbing two pickles together]* That tiny squeaking sound you get when you rub two pickles together. You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs?

**Mr. Krabs:** Uhh... Yes. Yes, I do, lad. Well, the Krusty Krab's only a short walk away. Why don't you head on down. For old time's sake. *[takes Gary, Snellie and Lary by the hand and starts to walk away, but Gary, Snellie and Lary's snail arms expands and they just stay in the same place]*

**Lary:** Oh, we can't leave, Mr. Krabs. What about the stand?

**Mr. Krabs:** Don't worry, lads. I'll watch the stand for ye. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary retracts their snail arms]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** You will?

**Mr. Krabs:** No! I've got a better idea. I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands. For keeps. An in exchange, I'll give you the Krusty Krab. With Squidward, the grill, and all those squeaky pickles.

**Gary:** *[in a trance]* What did you say, Mr. Krabs?

**Mr. Krabs:** Here's the key to the Krusty Krab. *[gives Gary the key, which is composed of 2 K's and a ring]* She's yours now.

**Gary:** *[receives the key, while still in a trance]* Thank you.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** ......

**Lary:** What should we do now, Mr. Krabs?

**Mr. Krabs:** Run to her, snails. She's waiting for ya.

**Snellie:** We can't feel our arms and legs, Mr. Krabs.

**Mr. Krabs:** Don't worry, snail! I'll fix it! *[grabs Gary, Snellie and Lary and tosses them to the crowd]* Get this to the Krusty Krab on the double! Good luck, lads!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[while crowd-surfing, Gary, Snellie and Lary's surroundings turn into a pink sky with clouds]* Dreams do come true. *[gets thrown to the ground]*

*[Gary, Snellie and Lary floats up and kisses the building. They cheer in the dining area, kisses the floor, throws buns up into the air in the kitchen, laughs over the phone in Mr. Krabs' office, and stands at the ordering boat, the whole Krusty Krab cleaned and refreshed. Cut back to the Pretty Patties stand]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Ladies and gentlemen! "Pretty Patties" is now under new management! *[holds a green Pretty Patty]* Who's next? *[the crowd cheers]*

**Crowd:** I am! I am! Over here!

*[A sea-level shot of the Bikini Atoll Island. It turns from night to dawn and the rooster crows which wakes everyone up. Cut to Mr. Krabs at the stand beside SpongeBob's house. The "Free Money" stand has been disassembled]*

**Mr. Krabs:** I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready... for me money. *[the crowd gathers around him, all looking angry]* Welcome to Pretty Patties. May I take your money?

**Franco:** *[woman voice]* We want a refund, Krabs. *[crowd yelling in agreement]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[confused and scared as he turns his head three times]* Who, huh, What?

**Gus:** Your dumb pretty patties turn my *[shows his purple face]* face purple!

**Scottish Man:** *[Scottish accent]* Look what I got under my kilt! *[raises his kilt to reveal a plaid body, and white underwear]*

**Clay, John and Frank:** And look at our tongues! *[show Mr. Krabs their respective tongues. We now see a yellow tongue, a speckled tongue, and a normal-looking pink tongue]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[confused as he refers to Frank's tongue while sweating]* What's wrong with you?

**Frank:** *[turns off a light revealing his tongue is glow-in-the-dark, and is pulsing green]* We want our money back. All 46,853 of us. *[turns the light back on, but Mr. Krabs is nowhere to be seen, the crowd looks around]*

**Harold:** Hey, where'd he go?

*[Cut to Mr. Krabs screaming and running away]*

**Crowd:** Get him! *[crowd yelling, chases Mr. Krabs, with a rainbow trailing behind them]*

**Mr. Krabs:** *[panting]* Oof! *[slams on the Krusty Krab door but it's locked]* My key! *[checks his pocket for the key but it's not there]* Where's my key?! *[recalls he gave it to Gary, Snellie and Lary]* Snailtales! *[quickly bangs the door to get Gary, Snellie and Lary's attention]* Snailtales, let me in! *[inside the Krusty Krab. Gary, Snellie and Lary are too busy happily rubbing the two pickles together, making a squeaking sound]* Snailtales! Snailtales! *[Mr. Krabs tries to get Gary, Snellie and Lary's attention from outside]* Snailtales! Let me in! *[Gary, Snellie and Lary cannot hear due to their pickle-squeaking. Mr. Krabs screams as he is chased left and right by the mob, still vainly yelling for Gary, Snellie and Lary's attention. Crowd yelling]* Snailtales!

Episode Title: "To Love a Patty"

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** ♪Someday, we're going to make you sweetie. Not overtly, but sur-rep-titious-ly.♪ Drum solo! *[uses spatulas as drum sticks]* ♪Dooga, dooga, dooga, dooga, dooga—doo. Doo, doo, doo, Doo. Doo!♪

**Gary:** Hey, looks like you guys and gals are done. *[flips all the patties into the air then uses one of his special helmet gadgets to squirt ketchup and mustard on the patties. When the patties fall, they land on a bun that Gary, Snellie and Lary are holding. They then deals out the lettuce, cheese, and tomatoes as if they were cards to the six patties]*

**Snellie:** In all our years of fry cookery, we have never seen such a perfect group of patties. Especially— you. *[points to a patty with lettuce for hair, tomatoes for eyes, a pickle for a nose, ketchup for rosy cheeks and mustard for a smile]* Such perfection from your little lettuce hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks right down to your mustard smile. May we call you— Patties?

**Gary:** Hmm... I think I'll name mine... "Patty".

**Snellie:** I'm going to name mine... "Skeeter".

**Lary:** And I'm going to name mine... "Franky".

**Squidward:** Snailtales, I need an order of six.

**Gary:** Here you go, Squidward. One.

**Snellie:** Two.

**Lary:** Three. Uh-

**Gary:** Four, five and six. *[Gary, Snellie and Lary only gives Squidward three patties]* That's it. That's the whole order, Squidward. There isn't a Krabby Patty behind our backs or anything. *[laughs]*

**Squidward:** Uh— yeah.

**Gary:** Oh, Patty, a patty like you comes around once in a lifetime. I can't let them eat you. No, the job must come first. I can't let emotions cloud my commitment to the sacred fry cook oath: "That which is fried, must be eaten."

**Snellie:** And I can't let them eat you, Skeeter my sweet.

**Lary:** And I'm not going to let them eat you, Franky my sweet.

**Squidward:** Snailtales, where are the other three... oh, there they are. *[takes the patties to the table. Gary, Snellie and Lary looks out the kitchen door to see six muscular guys sitting at the table, in which three of them are eating patties while the other ones doesn't have one]*

**Muscular Guy #1:** *[being impatient for the patty]* Where's our Krabby Patties?

**Squidward:** Right here, muscleboy.

**Muscular Guy #1:** It's about time. *[before he and the other two muscular guys takes a bite, the patty sheds a tear]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[screams and grabs the patties]* No!

**Gary:** We won't let you do this to our patties.

**Squidward:** Snailtales, hand over the Krabby—

**Snellie:** *[sitting under the grill]* Oh, Patties, we can't let them eat you. Your beauty must be preserved. *[opens up the patty]* Amazing.

**Squidward:** *[snickering]* What are you going to do with it, take it home? Put a little dress on her? Go out for a romantic walk with it? *[continues snickering]*

**Gary:** Great idea. *[runs off with Snellie, Lary and their patties]*

**Squidward:** *[sighs]* I wonder if it's too late to get a refund from my therapist.

**Lary:** *[gives three Krabby Patties to Muscular Guy #1, Muscular Guy #2 and Don the Whale]* Enjoy, sirs.

**Muscular Guy #1:** Can I eat this one? *[lifts the top bun up off to reveal a familiar black leather shoe in the Patty]* What....? Hey, how'd they know? I loved grilled shoe. *[cut to SpongeBob's house where Patty is cooking with Gary, Snellie and Lary on the grill]*

**Gary:** What's cooking there, Patty? Oh, are you kidding? We love crepes. Oh, Patty, when we're together, we feel like we're in our own little world like, like— nothing can hurt us.

**Snellie:** The same goes for us, Skeeter Patty.

**Lary:** Ours too, Franky Patty. *[small explosion]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Fire! *[alarm bell rings. Gary, Snellie and Lary pants]* Fire! Fire!

**Rex:** *[by a fire extinguisher]* Arf, Arf. *[puts out the fire. Gary, Snellie and Lary stops panting]*

**Gary:** It's okay, Patty, the fire's gone. You're safe now. *[doorbell rings]* Oh, we better, uh— get the doorbell. *[opens the door]*

**Patrick:** *[lifts Gary, Snellie and Lary up]* Snailtales, how about another game of— *[ties Gary, Snellie and Lary in a knot]* tie your best buddies in knots. *[lies down]* My turn.

**Gary:** Sorry, Patrick. *[unties himself, Snellie and Lary]* We already made plans to go for a walk through Jellyfish Fields with Patty, Skeeter and Franky. As soon as the little ladies dries their hairs, we're heading out.

**Sandy:** Hi-yah! *[karate chops door open]* Hey, Snailtales, you didn't forget about our plan to go a-choppin', did you?

**Snellie:** Sorry, Sandy. No time for karate today. After our walk, We're going for a rowboat ride with Patty, Skeeter and Franky. Just waiting for them to put on their makeup. You know how long it takes a Krabby Patty to get ready.

**Sandy:** Well, that makes as much sense as a snake with no slither. Patties are put in the water for eating, Snailtales. Not for beboppin' all over Timbuktu.

**Gary:** *[sighs]* Patty. Yeah, well, you two have fun with that. *[walks away]* Patty, Skeeter, Franky, Snellie, Lary and I have to be on our way.

**Patrick:** I've been replaced by a sandwich! *[sobs]* Maybe I could meet a lovely sandwich of my own. Yeah, that'll show The Snailtales. *[walks away. cut to Gary, Snellie and Lary dancing with their patties and singing]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** ♪Oh, baby, They may call us a fool, But we can't help our gravitational pull. When we stuff you with cotton candy, it reminds us you're so sweet. When we go riding, it's dandy. The way you hang onto that seat, Ba-ay-ay-by!♪ *[they feed the scallops some bread]* ♪When we're with you, Our love is stronger than glue.♪ Whoo! ♪Oh, baby! There isn't anything. There's nothing in the world, we wouldn't do for you—♪ *[Gary, Snellie and Lary sees Patty, Skeeter and Franky are gone and is being surrounded by scallops]* Hey, let go of them, you Patty-eaters! No! Get away! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! *[They are using karate to break the scallops]* Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Yah! Yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hiiiiyah! Patties, you okay, sweetoms? ♪We're so— sorry! We're never let you out of my sight again, And we're always keep you out of harm's waaa-aaaa-aayyyy!♪ *[Gary, Snellie and Lary are rowing a boat]* ♪Oh, baby. Our love is so strong. That's why we're singing this song. Ba-ay-ay-by! Your looks are sweeter than honey. From your pickles to your buns, It ain't even funny—!♪ *[they fall off of a waterfall and into the river. Races for their patties]* We're coming for you! *[they lifts their sunhats in which floats in the water and all their ingredients are spilled everywhere]* Oh, no! Look at you! Don't worry, Patties! We'll take care of this! *[they puts them back together but the patties are soggy]* There you go! ♪All better. Oh, baby.♪ *[cut to Gary, Snellie, Lary, Patty, Skeeter and Franky on a picnic. Patty, Skeeter and Frankly have become rotten]*

**Gary:** Oh, Patty. Do you realize what this signifies?

**Snellie:** Mm-hmm. That's right. It's our six-hour anniversary.

**Lary:** And do you know what that means? Are you all right, Patty, Skeeter and Franky? You don't seem so hot. Don't worry, we know what'll make you feel better. A dinner at the finest restaurant in Bikini Bottom. *[cut to the Krusty Krab at an early evening with a vibrant pink sunset]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Squidward! Where the barnacles is our fry cook? He's been gone all day. That boy's never been a work shirker. We got a crowd of hungry customers waiting.

**Squidward:** How should I know? Do I look like my idiot's keeper?

**Mr. Krabs:** Well— actually— *[doors open to Gary, Snellie and Lary in a tux]*

**Gary:** Good day, sirs.

**Squidward:** As if on cue.

**Mr. Krabs:** Snailtales, what's with the fancy getup?

**Lary:** Oh, we just got gussied up for our special dinner date.

**Mr. Krabs:** A dinner date? Well, blow me down, snail. I didn't know you had it in you. so when do we get to meet the little lady? *[quietly]* By the way, is she rich?

**Snellie:** She's rich in taste.

**Squidward:** How could you possibly date anyone? I mean, look at you. She must be blind. *[limousine arrives]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Ooh, a limousine.

**Gary:** There they are.

**Mr. Krabs:** Oh, I can smell the money already.

**Gary:** *[he, Snellie and Lary are carrying in Patty, Skeeter and Franky]* Here we are, darlings. The best eatery in town. *[he, Snellie and Lary walks by a couple eating and they sniff the odor in the air]*

**Martha Smith:** Harold, again?

**Harold Smith:** Martha, I know what you're thinking. It's not me this time.

**Martha Smith:** Well, whatever it is, it's disgusting.

**Harold Smith:** Let's get out of here. *[they walk away]*

**Martha Smith:** Yuck.

**Gary:** Mr. Krabs, Squidward— allow me to introduce my date— Patty.

**Snellie:** And this is my date... Skeeter.

**Lary:** And this is my date... Franky.

**Mr. Krabs:** Your date's are...Krabby Patties? *[to Squidward]* Methinks the snail's really lost it.

**Squidward:** *[sniffs the odor and wafts the air]* What's that putrid odor?

**Mr. Krabs:** *[sniffs]* Oh, it's those Krabby Patties. *[the patties are messy as a foghorn blows]* What are you doing with that rotten piece of meat, snail?

**Gary:** This isn't a “piece-o-meat”, Mr. Krabs. She's Patty. *[quietly]* And we're on a special date tonight so you don't mind if we get the "manager's treatment," do you?

**Mr. Krabs:** Sorry, snail, no can do.

**Lary:** Oh, really? Mr. Fiver says different. *[shows a $5 bill]*

**Mr. Krabs:** What was that? I couldn't hear you.

**Snellie:** *[gets out more money]* How about now?

**Mr. Krabs:** All right, take a seat. *[takes the money]*

**Gary:** Grrrrrazie! *[he, Snellie and Lary gets out a tiny throne seat for Patty, Skeeter and Franky]* Here you go, our dears. A throne befitting a queen. *[Squidward shows up. Speaks with a French accent]* Oh, good evening, monsieur. What might we have on the menu at this fine establishment?

**Squidward:** Well, you should know considering the fact you work here, sod for brains. Speaking of sods— why don't you get rid of this garbage? It's starting to stink up the joint.

**Snellie:** Don't say such a thing, Squidward. Patty, Skeeter and Franky's just a little sick is all. Wight, Wubbie-Lubbie.

**Squidward:** I'll show you sick. *[grabs the patty]*

**Gary:** Squidward, what are you doing with my beautiful patty?

**Squidward:** Beautiful, huh?! How beautiful do you think this is?! *[patty has maggots in it and is gross]*

**Gary:** *[takes patty from Squidward]* Stop it, Squidward! Maybe you can't see Patty's beauty. But to me, she's the most gorgeous creature in the sea.

**Squidward:** Well, I definitely see I can't help the mentally atrophied. Goodbye, Creature.

**Gary:** Patty, you no mind to that, wubbie-wubbie. Snellie, Lary and I will always love you— *[sniffs]* Yeah, what is that smell? *[gasps]* Patty?

**Snellie:** Skeeter?

**Lary:** Franky?

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[the patty looks the same way it was before when Gary, Snellie and Lary showed Mr. Krabs and Squidward. Screams as they drops their Krabby Patties on the table]* What's happened to you?!

**Mr. Krabs:** I think I can explain, snails. There was a time when SpongeBob was in love too. She was a Krabby Patty that looked a lot like yours does. *[rotten tomatoes fall out of the patty]* Well, maybe not right now, but you know what I mean. She was a firm, juicy, a warm patty. And attractive- oh, she looked good enough to eat. So— he did. Do you hear what I'm saying to you, snails?

**Gary:** Um, not quite, Mr. Krabs.

**Mr. Krabs:** Krabby Patties are meant to be loved *and* eaten. That's what they're put in the ocean for. And it looks like yours is way past due.

**Lary:** We see now. We see what we must do. *[he, Snellie and Gary jumps on the table]* Oh, Patty, Skeeter and Franky, our darlings. Before we do this, I want you to know that we only do it out of love! *[the sickness rumbles. Gary, Snellie and Lary Eats them]*

**Mr. Krabs:** Well done, snails. As a reward for your valiant effort, I'll only charge you 25¢ for the patty. Employee discount.

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[gags]* Can we get a doggie bag for that?

THE END

(End Credits)

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