Lethargicc

## JPH

Casual

## **Appearance**

JPH is of average height, with very white skin and dark hair. His eyes are dark and baggy, and his vision is not very accurate. Although he breathes heavily, he is physically adequate. He is a **{̷̢̻͖͖͑R̸̢͚̜͔̘͆͋͛̔̍͠E̵̡͍͋͋͆̆̑ͅD̷̛̻͠Å̶͖̻̗̚Ć̴̱̯̐Ţ̸̘̰̮̅̃̈̓E̸͎̱̞̭̲̾͒D̶̥̦̺̀͗̈͊}̷̰̀̚͜** , with **Ń̸͖͗̂̕O̵̯̦̼̗̝̬̅̒ ̴̡̢̞̼̫̞̒D̵̖̳̽̐̈́͠Ä̷͓̤̖͗T̴̩̲̓̍͌͛Ą̸̬͚̞̽̃ͅ** and **Ń̸͖͗̂̕O̵̯̦̼̗̝̬̅̒ ̴̡̢̞̼̫̞̒D̵̖̳̽̐̈́͠Ä̷͓̤̖͗T̴̩̲̓̍͌͛Ą̸̬͚̞̽̃ͅ**, maintaining these features from an unknown origin. Regardless of the weather or situation, JPH dresses formally, with a tailcoat suit and an Eldredge tie. While dressing up, he confines himself to monochrome colors. His voice is very low, with Arachnia's being similar in pitch, but tends to be weaker and more breathy. However, he can strain it to be the lowest, but it is difficult and unnecessary, but sometimes comes naturally when serious. He is thin and slightly muscular in the arms. He wears an eyepatch on his left eye due to injuries and vision problems, and because his left eye is connected to **n̶̛͙͘͝ơ̸̥͙͊̇ţ̸͕̄̄̈́ ̶̡͖̼̂̌ȧ̵͓v̸͙̰̐̌a̴̯̬̿͐͂ị̸̻̙̀͂͝l̴̢̯̄a̶̗͑͜b̷̬̬͝l̴̜̅̀ȅ̵̦̝͋͐** and requires it to be covered in order to hide the **n̸̠̐͗o̷̟͆̉t̵͍̫̀̉̉h̷̫̭̀ȉ̵̯͕̲͗n̴̠̅̽͋g**.

## **Personality**

JPH is often quiet, only speaking when needed to. He tries to be as secretive about his land and his home as possible, only letting people in with proper certification and prior approval. He is often quiet, not speaking unless required to, but shifts to the opposite and speaks out and confidently, but only when he feels obliged to. He is polite unless he is disturbed. He is peaceful and dislikes fighting, but conducts his nation (with a population of 0.8) relatively strictly, hiding his egalitarian nature and true want for independence.

## **History**

JPH the CMXCIX, Autocrat of GIASDLESTAN, is the only member of Grand Isolationist Authoritarian Social-Democracy of Low Energy, commonly referred to as acronym in his official title. JPH tends to spend his time building and developing the once autonomous area of land, and not partaking within PVP or similar competitions. Although making friends comes easily to him, as he can be humorous and sweet, he is a self-proclaimed isolationist, which may be because of his low-energy and tendencies to go off on his own. He won his next term as leader of GIASDLESTAN, representing the Autocrat party, on January 1st, 2021.

On February 12th, 2021, JPH was forced to forgo his independence and recognize his nation under Melon Inc. To avoid violence and conflict, that would inevitably result in his defeat, he surrendered instantly, but was attacked anyways. He lives by himself and works quietly on supporting his once-sovereign state.

On Februrary 19th, JPH attended the wedding of Star and Beth, hosted by Melon Inc. After various drinks and some small speeches, the reception hall exploded without known cause, killing everyone with the exception of those prepared, Carolyn and Arachnia. Carolyn and Arachnia went on to hunt for everyone as they fled, while JPH hid in the venue's remains and was eventually rescued by Sean, who hid with Christa in GIASDLESTAN under JPH's permission. However, Carolyn ordered everyone into the UDF, and allowed JPH to choose between the death of Beth and Star, but gave him the choice of numbers 1 or 2 without specifying which number corresponded with which victim. JPH chose 1, resulting in Star's execution, with both Carolyn and Arachnia indicating that it was his actions that caused Star's death. Traumatized at the moment, JPH begged Bonkey to kill him, and also announced that Christa was aware of the incident prior to its partaking, but was ignored by Bonkey and argued with by Christa. Now with little to do, and extreme fear of attack from Melon Inc, JPH made the reluctant choice to serve under Melon Inc, mainly to avoid future conflict with the corporation and Arachnia, and continues as the leader of his own once-sovereign nation but now as an indentured servant to the Melon Inc leaders.

As a newly recruited "member" of Melon Inc., JPH has dedicated his time to holding those involved in the Wedding Incident accountable for their actions, specifically Christa. During Carolyn's press conference for Melon Inc, JPH attempted to reveal once again that Christa was aware of the incident and its premeditated nature, but attempted to reveal this as subliminally as possible as to not draw attention from Carolyn and Arachnia. This was met with strong acknowledgement from Christa and ignorance from several others.

## **Pets**

Leggisimo

Juneaux

## **Personal Items**

**T̶͖̠͑̂ḥ̴̌̚e̸̡͌̐ ̸̤͆Ŗ̵̛̬͕é̴͜͝m̸̼̰̃̊̎ä̵͔̤́̂͠i̶̻̅́͑ņ̴̼̩̎̑̿s̷̮͂̌̏ ̶̼̘͓̆̐o̵̡͍̤̿͠f̶̹̎̀͂ ̷̨̅̾̎h̷̢͌͛͑ị̶̠͇͛͋̑s̴͈̋̉ ̷̲̘͖̋L̵̼̍͠e̴̖̤͆f̵̠̞͗̎t̸͔̣̊͛͜ ̴̦̩̪̇̽́E̵͔̳͗y̶͕̞̙̿͠e̵̝͐̌**

## **Family Tree**

There is no current information on the family of JPH.

## **Relationships**

Friends- Although he does not have many close friends, he generally gets along with everyone.

Venessa- One of the first friends I made and she helped me settle into my first land. Has always been trusted by my person.

Jesse- Another great person, and one of my only business partners. I wish you well.

Scar5Car- Great person! Her company is appreciated.

Tallia- Close friend who is also very nice to me, something I do wish from everyone.

Liam- Yet another close friend and although we share differentiating relationships with certain individuals, we can still get along quite well.

Star- Beloved and allied, Star is someone who I owe most of my apologies to, mainly because of my decisions that resulted in his untimely death by the sword. I hope we can make up and please understand that I did not voluntarily join Melon Inc, and I'll avenge you and bring your death to justice in some form.

Neutral- These people are not recognized as friends of JPH, but also are not considered enemies, at least on his end.

Carolyn- You might have stolen my independence and killed everyone, and committed various acts of terror upon underdeveloped nations, but you did help me go from nothing into a decent position in my life, all in around 2 months. I understand I have to serve under you as the ultimate favor, as I do not have any actual decision to make and believe that it can lead to prosperous change within our own nations.

Arachnia- We do not know each other very well, and you did guarantee that I would be haunted by my actions that resulted in the unfortunate death of my friend, but you are trusted and allied with Xander, so I presume that we can work together and avoid conflict. You also have a low voice, which I do like, so I hope we can be allies.

Christa- I've always considered you a close friend, one of the closest for that matter. That is until Sean informed me that it was *you* of all people who was aware of the devastating events on Star and Beth's wedding, and I feel that I cannot trust you as I have before. However, you are a member of Melon, Inc, so I presume that I must side with you in regards to multinational conflicts, although I will do this reluctantly.

Sean- Has referred me as the "traitor" ever since the Wedding disaster, mainly because of my unfortunate but inevitable joining of Melon Inc. Look, I didn't have a choice, stop labeling me something I'm not. And while we're at it, let's discuss how you are conducting several experiments without disclosing the permission of your subjects, and how you clearly have no sense of care for those around you....

Bonkey- You had one task, which was to put me out of my misery after my horrible actions that resulted in Star's death, and you allowed Arachnia and Xander to have the last laugh while I suffer in lifelong regret. Regardless, let me tell you that you are able to fulfill your obligations at any time, I really do not care.

## **Quotes**

"I'm not interested."

"I couldn't care less."

"You are now permitted to enter."

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## **Trivia**

* Although always tired and lethargic (hence the IGN), JPH is a caffeine addict, and frequently drinks several cups of coffee each day.
* JPH's left eye does not function properly, sometimes bleeding or not being able to see at all. This is from various injuries, with the most notable being when Christa shot him in the eye with a poisonous arrow after he lost his independence.
* JPH formed the *Autocrat Party*, an authoritarian but humane political party focused on egalitarianism. He has indicated that others are members and some are even in the "Council", but these people rarely participate in his area's "politics".
* JPH's middle name is Zocherini.
* JPH enjoys cold weather, taking cold showers, and is near immune to extremely low temperatures.
* Possibly due to this excessive coffee drinking, JPH has a resting heart rate of over 200 BPM.
* JPH taught Liam how to fly using oil, and named a desert "Saudi Arabia".