The Perfect Beach

**The Perfect Beach** is the one-hundred seventy-second video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

## Transcript

**Daniel:** Bree, are you sure you don't want me to film? Anyways, so we're out here in lovely (*with a Spanish accent*) "Me-he-co". Why do I have to carry the...murse?

**Jonas:** Because you're the bi--

**Alex:** Because I said so. (*laughter with Daniel and Alex*)

**Daniel:** And Alex apparently says that this is the most wonderful beach in the world.

**Alex:** It's true!

**Daniel:** Why is that Alex? What makes this beach any better than anything else?

**Alex:** First of all, the sand is never too hot. And the water's never too cold. There's shade, so you don't have to bring one of those disgusting tents.

**Daniel:** Redneck teepee! We used to sell those at Gas 'n Eats. My family definitely had some. Well, what else makes this the place to be?

**Alex:** I don't know, memories.

**Daniel:** Like who? You and family?

**Alex:** Sure...

**Daniel:** You didn't say that too convincingly. What was that look for?

**Alex:** I don't know, if you spent time with someone from your past.

**Daniel:** Like who? A friend? Like... your accountant? Your dog?

**Alex:** Don't have a dog!

**Daniel:** Cat?! Don't tell me you're bringing us somewhere where your ex-boyfriend and you used to make--

**Alex:** What?! It's an amaz--

**Daniel:** I am going home! I'm not even going down there.

**Alex:** Get over it, Daniel!

**Daniel:** Did you make out under that rock over there?

(*Jonas makes noise (la la la la la) so he can't hear what Alex is saying.*)

**Alex:** No! (*Alex starts laughing.*)

**Jonas:** I don't want to hear it.

(*Briefly hear a siren, probably start to song that plays while they frolic on the beach. Then cuts to them walking back to the car*)

**Jonas:** Thanks, Alex, that was...

**Alex:** I think I got a sunburn.

**Daniel:** Did you?

**Alex:** Probably got too much sun, you know.

**Daniel:** On your shoulders?

**Jonas:** (*picks up a small rock and holds it up to the camera*) I'll throw it. (*Bree and Jonas laugh*) Let's go eat, I'm hungry!

**Alex:** Me too.

**Jonas:** (*opens the car door*) You got it?

(*A black car is seen approaching from the background*)

**Bree:** (*from behind the camera*) Oh my god...

(*Jonas turns around to see the car, then turns back to Bree*)

**Jonas:** Bree! Run! Run to the beach!

(*Cut to Jonas, Daniel, and Alex all screaming by the other side of the car*)

**Daniel:** (*screaming at Alex*) Did you set this up?

**Alex:** No, I--

**Daniel:** Is this you? Did you do this?!

**Alex:** (*screaming back*) Why would I do--

**Jonas:** You are unbelievable!

**Alex:** Jonas I-- (*over the top of Jonas*) Why--

**Jonas:** You are un--you are unbelievable!

**Alex:** I don't have a choice!

**Jonas:** Who are you?!

**Alex:** (*crying*) I don't have a choice, alright?! I still have to do--

**Daniel:** (*holds her face, softly*) What's going on. What is going on.

**Alex:** They're not here for you anyway, they're here for me, I have one more--

(*Meanwhile, Jonas has gone around to the front passenger seat, gone in and taken something out. As he holds it up it is revealed to be a gun*)

**Jonas:** Just stand there!

**Daniel:** Jesus Christ!

**Alex:** Whoa!

**Daniel:** What are you doing?!

**Jonas:** Get away from me right now! Get away from me!

(*Daniel holds up his hands in defense, but is overpowered by Jonas who is still screaming in his face and waving the gun*)

**Daniel:** Get it away!

**Jonas:** Get away from me!

**Alex:** (*screaming*)I have one more-- ...stuff--

**Jonas:** (*to Alex*) Go over there! Go with your people!

**Alex:** ---I can't leave yet!

**Jonas:** Shut up! I don't wanna hear it.

**Alex:** (*calmed*) They're here for me. They don't need you anymore, Bree.

**Daniel:** (*over to of Alex*) What is (*unintelligible*)

**Alex:** They have another girl!

(*She advances to the camera as Daniel tries to hold her back*)

**Daniel:** Get in the car!

(*Jonas goes around to the driver's side, still pointing the gun at the black car*)

**Daniel:** Let's go. Dude, put the gun down! Let's just go.

(*Jonas gets in the car, Daniel starts yelling again*)

**Daniel:** What the hell is going on?! Where'd you even get that thing?

**Jonas:** (*mumbles*) Never mind.

**Daniel:** (*still shouting*) What do you mean, never mind?! We're in Mexico and you have a gun!

**Jonas:** (*calm*) It's a good thing I had it.

## Notes

* This is the first time one of the main characters has handled a gun.
* A second different car is visible driving off after the first car.
* The first car to drive off does not seem to have anyone in the back.
* A man in sunglasses and a suit can be seen standing behind the first car along with a woman in sunglasses and a suit standing to the right of the car as seen from the front.
* Many "omens" or foreboding features are present in this video:
	+ Jonas is wearing a cap.
	+ Alex is wearing all black.
	+ A good portion of the video takes place near the ocean, part of a theme of danger and uncertainty in the series.
* A "murse" refers to a purse that a man carries or a "man-purse".
* The growing affections of Alex and Daniel are shown twice. In the "beach frolic" montage there is a clip of Daniel carrying Alex and in the confrontation at the car Daniel endearingly attends to Alex, holding her head softly and speaking calmly.
* This video was uploaded to YouTube on April 19th, 2007 but was taken down. It was put back up on April 20th, 2007.