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Officer: 3 (Level 200)
Magician: 5 (Level 150)
Palace Knight: 20 (Level 180)
Regular Knight: 100 (Level 130)
Apprentice Knight: 300 (Level 100)
Elite Soldier: 10,000 (Level 10)
Conscripted Soldier: 20,000 (Level 3)

The kingdom adjacent to Demon King Fedornar’s territory—better known
as the Dumpling Kingdom—kept knights and soldiers of an average standard
 throughout Fantasia’s continents. Whenever the Dumpling King committed a
 blunder, he would always claim ,”Our country fails to rise because of
the demons!” but that was truly unfair thing to the demons who were
merely neighbors.

But even so, the Dumpling King’s claims were being accepted. The
surrounding nations didn’t touch this country—they were leaving it be as
 the 1st line of defense that would be the very first to be sacrificed
and laid waste to by the Demon King’s invasion.

Was this completely a good thing?

Absolutely not. Although it was fine up to the part where their
high-quality manpower wouldn’t be lost in war, on the flipside, it was
hard to raise their Level and Skill ranks without life-risking
competition. And that was why the quality of the Dumpling Kingdom’s
military force was just average.

I intended on breaking this balance this time around.

“I’ll explain things one by one from now on. The home of the mermaids
 is a big Level 500 hunting ground. Unlike sea mermaids, the freshwater
mermaids we’ll be facing have low Levels and their numbers are few too,
so there’s no need to worry too much.”

“Wait! Level 500 is low…?”

Sieg interrupted me to ask this in a tense tone.

Ugh! What a cute Level 3 guy he was.

“Those low-class demons you see everywhere are Level 300. This is no
time to be playing hide and seek with baby kittens—if you don’t wanna
die, that is.”

“G-good god…”

Our opponents were Level 500 mermaids. A human would become mincemeat
 if they were even slightly grazed by the fin of their tail.

“That doesn’t mean all of the mermaids are Level 500.”

There was a difference between fantasy games and reality.

When
 you went to a ‘Level 500 hunting ground’ in a game, the Level of all
creatures in that region would be similar; Level 490 Rabbit, Level 500
Orc, Level 510 Boss. Games were made this way. A surprising situation
where two rabbits are stronger than one orc would occur!

But reality wasn’t so terrible as that. In a real life Level 500
hunting ground? There would be a Level 1 Rabbit, Level 50 Orc, and Level
 500 Boss. On the outskirts of the hunting ground there would be weak
and gentle critters like rabbits and deers, whereas the powerful
monsters would pop out once in a while the further you went in.

The Level of a hunting ground was decided by the last boss.

“The queen of mermaids is around Level 500.”

Those below her weren’t much to speak of. Although the mermaid
princesses who had received the queen’s dominant genes were about Level
250, the rest were no different from pretty little carps under Level 50.
 So long as the difficult queen was taken down, the rest would be tasty
sashimi for the taking.

“Hansoo. How about we try talking it out first?” Sieg suggested
cautiously. The kid had turned timid ever since taking a beating at my
hands.

“Of course. The soldiers that I lea—the soldiers granted by His
Majesty are no barbarians. We’ll enter negotiations after cutting off
all the water flowing into the lake.”

“Th-thats…”

“Don’t worry. My strategy is perfect.”

Fighting mermaids in water was bothersome even if their Level was
low, the reason being that humans who couldn’t breathe in water had no
remarkable way of attacking them aside from shooting arrows or magic
from the shoreside. Thus, the mermaids had to be dragged onto land.

Although I wanted to release deadly venom into the lake and easily
massacre the mermaids, I had no other choice as crops needed to be
planted using the lakewater.

“Excuse me, Sir Hero~”

Lanuvel tugged at my sleeve, drawing my attention. I had neglected
correcting that behaviour of hers, being busy of late, and that cute act
 of hers had intensified.

“What?”

“You’re not really going to war with the mermaids, are you? The past heroes were friendly towards them.”

“Oh I’ll bet those lechers were.”

There were no males among mermaids. They reproduced by seducing and
receiving the seeds of fishermen or sailors. The heroes of old
encountered mermaids while crossing seas and lakes, and they became
ensnared by the mermaids’ smooth skin and body. My 1st Playthrough
companion was also born that way.

Needing to seduce the males of other races to reproduce, mermaids
were beauty incarnate from birth. Those scrawny Elves couldn’t be
compared to them.

Ah! Elf A was an exception.

“Love between a hero and a mermaid! Isn’t that romantic?”

“Right you are, Lanuvel. It is romantic while you don’t know anything.”

Very romantic.

My 1st Playthrough was like that, after all.

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Lake of Sad Songs. That was the name of the lake we were journeying towards. It hadn’t been that long since that name was born.

Around a hundred years ago, a hero was crossing this lake when he met
 the mermaid queen, shared love, and then later left. And then he failed
 to return again—he was a retard who suffered defeat at the hands of the
 Demon King, who was extremely weakened from the hero penalty.

It was from then on that the queen only sang sad songs, on every night of the waning moon…

“Aww… What will I do if you snatch my role, Sir Hero? My existential value as Archaeologist Lanuvel will become faint.”

“It’s fine even if it does, so shut it will you.”

Truth be told, this was a story I heard from Lanuvel in the 1st
Playthrough. I was all ears back then, wearing a sparkling expression
just like the current Sieg… until the hazy illusion affecting me broke,
that is.

The Lake of Sad Songs was deep and wide, enough to act as a border
line between the Dumpling Kingdom and the neighboring Holy Kingdom. It
had a port, and there was also a village nearby which traded with the
mermaids. The majority of the village residents were men, and none of
them were virgins despite them not living together with a woman or a
wife.

“It’s called Sad Mermaid Village!” Lanuvel interjected, trying to regain her role.

“Right. It’s a very depressing village just like its name.”

We took a whole five days reaching our destination. The amount of
food eaten and shat out under the hot sun by soldiers numbering 30,000
was tremendous. We were waging a fierce war that was called marching. It
 was hard to say if this was more efficient than moving with a small
group of elites, but this was also a necessary thing.

‘B-rank must have finished winning over the last of them around about now.’

This showy expedition was the finishing touch for the demon
worshipers to completely take over the kingdom. I hadn’t casually chosen
 these troops of 30,000. In particular, the commanding officers I had
picked were all bothersome disruptors.

▷Race: Human
▷Level: 204
▷Job: General(Troops→Leadership↑)
▷Skills: Martial Arts(B) Swordsmanship(B) Leadership(C) Elegance(D) Horseriding(D)…
▷Condition: Uncomfortable

A noble advanced in years rode his war horse towards me. He was the highest in terms of rank alone out of this group.

In a businesslike tone he said, “Hero. What must we do? To think of
moving an army in this period where food is lacking due to the drought… I
 would have never accepted this if not for His Majesty’s command
supporting you, Hero.”

He stared at me as if he found us heroes extremely repulsive.

I took it head on, undaunted.

“Lord Count, starting now we will divide our forces into three groups
 of 10,000. The largest waterways flowing into the Lake of Sad Songs are
 also three. We will build a dyke upstream and divert the flow of water
to the right. Like this…”

I drew a line on the simple tactical map.

“A plan to drag the aqueous mermaids onto land, I see.”

“Indeed.”

“… Very well. Hero, while there is His Majesty’s command, I
acknowledge your strategy as the most effective at present and will
directly carry it out.”

“Thank you, Lord Count.”

Although this Count A was hardheaded and abhorred demon worshipers,
he was a noble with many uses as a commanding officer, which was why I
was going to send him back alive. I had already achieved the result I
hoped for just by having separated him from his lands and family, after
all. He wouldn’t know even in his dreams that his family members had
become demon worshipers.

The other two commanding officers who had also come along, Baron A
and Count B, were no different. There had been no opening for Evil
Miasma to seep into them, as they were thorough in self-management, and
the kingdom citizens’ confidence in them was also extremely deep because
 of their upright nature. So long as I could win these individuals over,
 my reputation within the Kingdom would soar into the sky.

“You all are the key to this plan. Please make sure to defend the dyke after building it.”

I had roughly finished persuading them over the past five days. For
the sake of the kingdom’s people who were suffering from the drought,
these three commanding officers would be able to deal with the events to
 come with boundless composure.

This was no invasion, but a fight for survival.

“I shall. 1st Army Corps, follow me!”

“May fortune be with you. 2nd Army Corps, to the left!”

“Let us meet again. 3rd Army Corps, forward!

The 30,000 strong large army moved as if to surround the lake.

The Dumpling King wasn’t the only one who had participated in this
operation. The Holy Kingdom, which lay on the other side of the Lake of
Sad Songs facing the border line, had dispatched heroes along with an
army of 10,000. They hadn’t come to cooperate with us, however—they had
only done so out of wariness. It was a military operation carried out on
 their part considering the possibility of the Dumpling Kingdom invading
 the Holy Kingdom and not the lake.

Sieg, Lanuvel and I entered Sad Mermaid Village.

“Holy. There really are only men…” Sieg muttered, looking as if he had experienced a culture shock.

“It’s because a man who’s been captivated by a mermaid’s beauty once
becomes unable to love human females. This is a village made up of
mercenaries and travellers who had their hearts stolen while crossing
the lake.”

“Aww… my role…”

“We’ll be heading for that inn over there.”

It was a high-class inn built by the waterside. The 1st floor was a
bar, while the 2nd and 3rd floor were for accommodation. You could see
the unending view of the beautiful lake upon opening the window of your
lodging, which gave you the feeling of being on a boat. As this inn was
where wealthy merchants and nobles who wanted to cross the Lake of Sad
Songs mainly stayed in, it was the most expensive in this village and
its facilities were good as well.

Creaak-

It was quiet in the bar of the inn’s 1st floor, the reason being that
 not anyone could buy drinks as the price was so high. Still, I could
see several patrons.

“…”

“…”

The beauty of the perpetually cute-acting Lanuvel would receive
attention wherever she went, but this was one place where her looks had
no affect—she was treated like some Traveller B. It was because of the
female innkeeper, who was of overwhelming beauty.

▷Race: Mermaid
▷Level: 318
▷Job: Hero(EXP 200%)
▷Skills: Spearmanship(S) Heat Resistance(A) Sprint(A) Singing(B) Omnipotent(C)…
▷Condition: Wary

A beautiful woman in the flower of youth, wearing a loose-fitting,
blue one-piece dress. She wasn’t wearing any cumbersome underwear or
shoes so that she could transform into a fish whenever.

A Level 318 mermaid. She was the 2nd strongest mermaid in this lake.

She had two legs the same as any other person, as she was currently
on land, but the outer edge of her ears which were slightly covered by
her curly purple hair, wavy like seaweed, looked like the fin of a fish.
 That was decisive proof of her being a mermaid.

Furthermore, her milky skin which glowed with a blueish green light
was glossy as if smeared in sesame oil. It was a unique antifriction
substance which lowered the resistance of water, but it had the side
effect of appearing sensual to men. It was smooth when putting it in as…
 In any case.

“Hello. May I ask your reason for visiting?” the innkeeper asked me, faking a radiant smile.

She also happened to be a companion in my 1st Playthrough.

Mermaid princess Aqua.

She was the daughter of the hero who appears in this lake’s legend.
If Alex, who placed importance on the balance of attack and defense, was
 a lower version of a hero, then Aqua was an assault commander
specialized in offense and speed.

To her question I replied with a smile, “For a meal and lodging.”

At the same time as I spoke, I stepped on the foot of Sieg who was
staring between Aqua’s face and cleavage in turns, completely
enraptured.

“Agh-?!”

… Perhaps I stepped too hard?

But hurting was better than dying. If a Level 3 human and Level 318
mermaid spent the night tangled, hero or not, the human would end up a
corpse in an hour.

Of course, Aqua had no interest in Sieg. Mermaids could instinctively
 perceive ‘strong males’, and mermaid princess Aqua’s standard of
choosing men began from Level 600.

“Are you a traveller crossing the lake?”

Aqua had two objectives in running an inn here. The first was to find
 a potential husband, and the second to recommend fine males. If she saw
 a fine man, even if he didn’t catch her fancy, she would secretly let
her mermaid friends or sisters know about him before he departed. She
was a matchmaker of a kind.

“No.”

“Then a sightseer of the lake?”

“No.”

“… Have you come targeting us?”

I had forgotten for a moment. Her third objective was to protect this
 lake and the mermaids, and that was why she was priority number one to
be eliminated. Capable of moving freely on land despite being a mermaid,
 Aqua’s existence was a great threat.

“Uh-huh. The lake too.”

Splurt-!

The words were right off my tongue when a stream of high-pressure water shot out from Aqua’s mouth towards my face.

It wasn’t something like complex magic—it was a unique ability of
mermaids. If Elves had their bows and Elementals, then mermaids had
their transformation and water gun. That spit of hers contained a
powerful acid. It would be fatal if it landed.

Tsss…

But I ignored it and instead closed the distance between us. I
charged in straight, not caring whether my clothes melted or not. The
slightly surprised Aqua reacted by wielding the broomstick in her hands.
 Although it was no spear and looked like an ordinary broomstick on the
outside, it was a handy weapon prepared for times like these. The
broom’s material wasn’t of wood, but of steel!

That was all, however.

“You’re slow.”

I had already grasped her movements in the 1st Playthrough. Dodging
the broomstick, I thrust my lips forward, and the sound of lips meeting
followed. Even as she was surprised, she had opened her ripe lips to
shoot another stream of water, and I used that opening to push my tongue
 in deep.

“Uuuh-?!”

Aqua attempted to resist with her eyes wide open, but she fell limp
as she succumbed to the Deadly Venom(SS) mixed in my saliva entering her
 mouth.

“Wh-what just happened…?”

“Sir Hero?”

Sieg and Lanuvel opened and closed their mouths repeatedly like a goldfish.

I lifted the ‘high-class hostage’ Aqua, who was on the verge of
breathing her last, onto my shoulder like baggage and scoldingly said,
“What? Never seen a woman dying of shock from a kiss before?”

“Uh… yeah.”

“It’s my first time.”

‘… Is that so? Strange. There were quite the many women who died while kissing with me, though.’

Creeak—

“Aqua! Aqua! It’s terrible! I heard a bizarre rumor of heroes trying to hunt mermaids, so I came to… huh?”

My gaze met precisely with the eyes of the woman who had rushed through the inn’s doors.

“… The hero escaped through the back.”

“There’s no way I wouldn’t recognize the hero!”

Saintess A so shrieked.