The Last Yahoo Answer

"*This is a sad day, students. Yahoo Answers has died. Tonight, starting at midnight, you will no longer be able to ask Yahoo Questions or leave Yahoo Answers. And then on May 4th, it will all disappear.*"
―Erik
The Last Yahoo Answer is the 129th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on April 29, 2021.

## Summary

Erik mourns the impending death of Yahoo Answers. Then he decides that since it's about to be shut down, he can just say whatever he wants.

Erik explains that there will be a last Yahoo Answer, and he's determined to be the one that leaves it as Curious Betsy, except now she's Delirious Betsy. She posts strange and disturbing Yahoo Questions and Yahoo Answers about big butts. Erik notices that everyone on Yahoo Answers has become a little delirious. He becomes upset that no one is asking good Yahoo Questions any more.

Suddenly, Erik receives an email asking him a barrage of strange questions and providing him with a link to a good Yahoo Question. Delirious Betsy writes a poem for the question, and then Erik asks Alexa to figure out who sent that email. She can't because they used NordVPN. Erik does an ad for NordVPN, and then Alexa explains that emails don't even show the sender's IP address.

Erik gets another email with Curious Betsy's old favorite question and another Yahoo Answers link. It brings Erik to a question from someone getting upset about Delirious Betsy's butt posts. Erik leaves a Yahoo Answer to the question right at midnight, leaving the last Yahoo Answer. But then he realizes that the website hadn't gone to read-only when it was supposed to, so Delirious Betsy leaves some more Yahoo Answers in the hopes of being the last Yahoo Answer.

After several attempts, Erik is unable to leave a Yahoo Answer right as the site goes into read-only mode. He realizes that there's no way to see what the last Yahoo Answer was anyway, but there is a way to see what the last Yahoo Question was. Erik is ready to leave Yahoo Answers behind, but he gets another email claiming to have the last Yahoo Answers, with the secret emailer revealing herself to be Betsy. Erik clicks on the link, but it's actually from Rotten Pineapple Erik, who tells him that Bernie Madoff died.

Then Erik teamkills someone in Pavlov while giving him a hug.

## Comments

*You can go \*\*\*\* yourself is what you can do buddy*
- Delirious Betsy

*You should try talkin dirty like ask her what the house she grew up in looked like, how many rooms was it, can she show you a picture of her family. If that doesn't work just dress up like her boss and watch her eat your butt for a whole weekend. If it don't work out just get yourself a big butt woman so you can use her booty like an orthopedic pillow, best sleep you'll ever get.*
- Delirious Betsy

*Send me pictures of your houses yall*
- Delirious Betsy

*I love women too lemme tell you about the size of the actual booty that I am into. I want to be able to drive a bus of refugees in there and build a camp for them while they wait for the government to decide on their citizenship. I'll bring my own little tent too and sleep inside this cavernous booty and invite all my ex wives so they can get jealous of how happy I am. To Yahoo Answer your question though you sound like a total piece of shit and nobody cares what you want to call yourself.*
- Delirious Betsy

*HOW BIG'S YOUR CAR?**WHAT COLOR WAS YOUR HAIR WHEN YOU WERE A BABY? WAS IT CURLY? CAN U SEND A PIC?**https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20210415183748AAqhc1m*
- Anonymousemail

*The plant bolts with bright red flowers**And drops its seeds to the floor**Which on their own begin to tower**Cousins from the same spore**And when the rain gives them a shower**They pollinate back and forth**So if you want yahoo answers at this hour**I wanna be locked in a room with a gigantic woman's booty and sleep inside it like an embryo*
- Delirious Betsy

*Well if America is a dude then he’s definitely at least bi because he sure \*\*\*\*\*\* us good. He \*\*\*\*\*\* us so good that 4 years later we're still talking about it when we should be talking about taking naps on top of beautiful cabin-sized booties. I'll wear a big butt like a helmet and Obama's drones get confused and target the nearest Afghan farmer*
- Delirious Betsy

*WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON?**https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20210418010515AAoNoJx*
- Anonymousemail

*MMMM sleepy boot big butt women I love em wanna sleep on a big old butt pillow stuffed with smaller, but also big booties. It was me the whole time you big dummies DELIRIOUS BETSY RULES*
- Delirious Betsy

*Hold up I got some questions for you too young man, please see attached image*
- Delirious Betsy

*My baby's first word was "9/11" and it made flying a \*\*\*\*\*\*\* nightmare. Though George W. Bush did send us a check to surrender the child to Abu Ghraib prison so I think you can get paid too if you don't give your kid a heart attack first with all those happy meals.*
- Delirious Betsy

*Not big enough for me you mother fucker. My size butt would be the mountain that she's posing on top of, and I'm about to get sacrificed off the side of it by aztec warriors who have lived inside the butt for hundreds of years and I came to steal their gold and teach them christianity. yahoo go fuck yourself*
- Delirious Betsy

*Their turds are bigger because they're so busy eating all their words when the nice guy they turned down ends up becoming a millionaire off of dogecoin and gamestop shares. Jokes on all of you now I'm rich enough to buy my next wife from wayfair, she's just like me in that she comes inside a locker.*
- Delirious Betsy

*I FOUND THE LAST YAHOO ANSWER**YOU GAVE ME MY CLOSURE, NOW IT'S MY TURN TO GIVE YOURS
-BETSY**https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid-20210420045922AA42eCz*
- Anonymousemail

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