Episode 74: Invincible House

**Video:**
1:00:20

**Video:**
Invisible House.mp4

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## Episode Summary

What will you do when a landslide or meteor hits your house or  apartment? Will it still be there after, or will it be smashed? How do  we build a new house without contributing further to climate change?  Would you live in a house made of weed?

## Idea Details

* Idea: Invincible House, InViNcIbLe HoUsE, Invisible House
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: Well, Josiah, today I wanted to talk about something really important to my heart. (Josiah: "Uh, lemme guess. Jacking off on the CTrain.") No. (Josiah: "In front of families. Of adults.") No. (Josiah: "Of adul--") No! (Josiah: "I'm not saying c-- no, I'm not saying you're -- I'm not saying anything creepy. They're all adults but it's just -- and they don't know you're doing it.") Mhm. (Josiah: "So that's what it -- the episode's about?") No, Josiah. But I thought I would put on this music. This is *The Invincible Spirit*. (Josiah: "Is that the name of a group?") I guess so. And I thought I would put this on because I think to -- (Josiah: "Oh, it's their online world tour!") Yeah. To do what uh I want to do in this episode, we're gonna need an invincible spirit. (Josiah: "Can you -- Can you just wait a sec, please?") All right. Maybe I shouldn't have played this. Can I start? (Josiah: "Just wait! I wanna hear where -- it's leading somewhere.") Well, um, Josiah, one of the things uh I believe uh is that housing is a human right and that everyone should have a house uh and that we need to build a lot of houses and places to live for people to uh not have no place to live, but to *have* a place to live, right? (Josiah: "I -- OK, real quick.") Right. (Josiah: "Can I play devil real quick?") Mhm. (Josiah: "How do you define if a house versus a home? Cause I heard that a house is where a heart -- or, the home --") Well that's a hard thing, because you can -- you might *never* be able to find your dream home, but you may be able to *make* a home, and at the home -- (Josiah: "In your heart!") Right. So, to me, a home is less about the place - yes, the place is important, but it's more about, you know, where you are in life, feeling settled. That kind of a thing that makes a home a home. (Josiah: "So what about the heart --") It doesn't matter so much about having a pool or an elevator, -- (Josiah: "If you -- like -- K, does Iron Man have a heart? Or does he just have that battery?") Yes! Of course, Iron Man has a heart. (Josiah: "He has that battery thing inside of him.") Yeah. (Josiah: "Is that his heart?") No, that's his power pack. (Josiah: "The thing that goes into his chest?") Yeah. (Josiah: "That's his heart!") No, it's his power! (Josiah: "Well wherever that thing is is wherever his home is, I think. Is what I think.") Right. (Josiah: "That's what I believe.") Well, his home is wherever Pepper Potts is. Dumb... fuck. Anyways, Josiah, the problem is -- (Josiah: "So it's a World Wide Heart that you put somewhere.") No, Josiah. I'm talking about building -- we want to build houses, we want to build places for people to live. But how do we do that while being uh sustainable today and tomorrow? How do we make houses that are going to be able to -- not only are they not going to *contribute* as much to climate change because they're gonna be uh -- they're gonna be *green* houses - not literally, but figuratively - they're not gonna b-- you're not gonna be growing *plants* in them, unless you really want to -- (Josiah: "So you're not gonna let people grow plants in there, as sort of a --") If you want to. But it's not gonna be like a greenhouse. Not -- so not only are these houses -- (Josiah: "So what color will it be?") It doesn't -- don't get into that, OK? It doesn't matter. But how is -- how do you make a house that's not only green, -- (Josiah: "You said it's *not green*.") But don't -- not -- (Josiah: "I know it's not a greenhouse for glowing -- growing plants, --") It's not literally green either. (Josiah: "-- but it's not allowed to be green!") It could be green! (Josiah: "So we *could* grow plants. Horticu--") It doesn't have to be the color green. (Josiah: "So it could be a horticultural center.") Yeah, you can grow plants. It could be a greenhouse. (Josiah: "So then why are you saying it's *not* a greenhouse?") What I'm saying is that this -- how do we make a house that's not uh contributing negatively to climate change, but is also able to withstand, you know, whatever climate change has in store for us, with, you know, more earthquakes, more floods, more fires. I've been looking -- (Josiah: "How do we know what climate change has in -- what if climate change delivers something -- what if the -- what if climate change causes there to be a money tree that grows, or what if something good happens from it?") That's a good -- That's something that nobody ever thinks of is what happens if a money tree grows. Or what if there was a seed -- what if eventually, there's -- you know, a seed grows out of the ground that basically brought you up to *Jack and the Beanstalk*? So think about that. But also think about -- (Josiah: "I heard that *you* were uh jackin' the beanstalk right before we were --") I've been researching materials that we can use to build houses and I think we should do it right away! Uh, this is uh hemp. (Josiah: "Is hemp like the leftover uh -- is hemp the uh roach of weed? I don't know much about it.") Well, it's basically when you grind your weed up, if you grind your weed up, it creates a thing called keef, which is like Keef Richards, which is what he was named -- (Josiah: "Keef's -- Chief --") What -- (Josiah: "Chief Keef.") Keef Richards, um, the rock n' roll singer. And then that's what hemp is made out of. If you mix that with water. So what I'm proposing is that we use hemp and other um materials to make uh indestructible buildings like this. (Josiah: "So are you saying that this would be an -- Am I understanding the reason you played that wonderful music earlier is because it was called 'Invincible'?") Yeah. (Josiah: "And you're trying to get at something like you wanna make a house that is --") Invincible. I want to make an Invincible House.
* Timetable: No timetable was discussed in the episode. However, it will only require every current house in the world to be destroyed and pranked so that new Invincible Houses can be built in their place, which might also be Invisible Houses that are painted green so they can be easily keyed out.
* Idea details:
	+ Invincible Houses will be houses that are not contributing negatively to climate change and are also able to withstand whatever climate change has in store for us, including more earthquakes, more floods, more fires, or even the little-discussed money tree that grows, or a seed that grows out of the ground that basically brought you up to *Jack and the Beanstalk*.
	+ All houses in the world will be Invincible Houses, which will be made of hemp, which is ground up weed (keef) mixed with water, as well as other materials.
	+ Invincible Houses will not catch on fire and will survive earthquake because they're so strong.
	+ Invincible Houses are invincible and not invisible.
	+ The interior and exterior of an Invincible House will be invincible.
	+ Since these new Invincible Houses will be for everyone, we will first need to get rid of all the other houses since any current houses are not up to standard since they can be lit on fire.
	+ Everyone in the world will have an Invincible House.
	+ While all the current houses in the world are being destroyed, prankers like the FaZe Jarvis clan will be invited in to prank the houses by doing things like throwing plastic cups everywhere and putting fake bugs and poop outside the front door.
	+ The Invincible Houses may or may not be painted green so they can be keyed out easily, turning them into Invisible Houses as well.

## Devil Play

* Josiah played a quick devil by asking how to define a house versus a home, because one of them is where the heart is.
	+ Drew clarified that, to him, a home is less about the place and more about where you are in life and feeling settled.
	+ Josiah asked if Iron Man has a heart or if it's just a battery.
	+ Drew answered that it's his power pack, and yes Iron Man does have a heart.
	+ Josiah responded that that's where Iron Man's home is.
	+ Drew stated his belief that Iron Man's home is wherever Pepper Potts is.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "What Are Memes Really? | Marcus . | TEDxYouth@HCIS" about memes, youth and what they mean in society today.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Internet Meme Culture | Mackenzie Finklea | TEDxUTAustin" about how it's funny how something so inherently silly can not only be examined academically but also make a lasting impact on people's lives.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to make (leftist) Memes" about the philosophical as well as the technical aspects of meme making.
* Josiah and Drew gave an official disclaimer for Globe Hell Warning that if you are alt-right, conservative, centrist, or liberal then you are required to leave.
* Josiah and Drew discussed that if a post gets enough likes, like over 200K likes, then it has to be shown to President Joe Biden. He has to view it, though he does not necessarily have to read it or absorb it.
* Drew revealed he collects German memorabilia from World War I.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "The Invincible Spirit - live @home 2021".
* World Wide Heart
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Hemp houses could be greener, fire-resistant" about how an Alberta company says its hemp building blocks are sustainable, heat-resistant, humidity-free and made from carbon-negative material.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to Make Buildings Indestructible in Fortnite Creative" about a short tutorial on how to make sure building / environment damage is off on your Fortnite Creative maps you've built.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "This Material Protects Homes. Why Don't US Builders Use It?" about how a building material called a 3D cementitious sandwich panel is made of fire retardant foam sandwiched between two wire mesh faces.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "DailyDose English - Invincible Meaning - Verbal Lesson" about how if you describe something as invincible, you believe that it is something that is impossible to defeat or conquer.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Bad Boys II (2003) - Haitian House Shootout Scene [HD]" about one of the coolest and badass action scene in movie history.
* Josiah and Drew discussed how they should make a remake of *Bad Boys* starring them, but it would be called *The Good Guys*.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "The Team RAR House is Destroyed..." about how in episode 50 of Carter’s Life, Carter Sharer and Lizzy Capri return from the team RAR vacation.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "I Destroyed a Billionaire Kids House ($10,000,000)" about pranking a billionaire 40 year-old kid.
* Josiah and Drew rewatched "The Invincible Spirit - live @home 2021".

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Well I didn't apologize for anything and I never will cause you're a piece of shit and I'm gonna kill you next month."
* "You sound *so* stupid. You sound *so* stupid right now. When you talk."
* "I can't stay mad at you."
* "So you're -- You are *as* smart as this uh Poindexter nerd boy."
* [Doing a German accent] "Awjdawlk."
* "I did notice you have some TERF bangs. They're really tiny but they're there."
* [On the topic of something that is really important to Drew's heart] "Uh, lemme guess. Jacking off on the CTrain. In front of families. Of adults. Of adul-- I'm not saying c-- no, I'm not saying you're -- I'm not saying anything creepy. They're all adults but it's just -- and they don't know you're doing it. So that's what it -- the episode's about?"
* [On the topic of what climate change has in store for us] "How do we know what climate change has in -- what if climate change delivers something -- what if the -- what if climate change causes there to be a money tree that grows, or what if something good happens from it?"
* "I heard that *you* were uh jackin' the beanstalk right before we were --"
* [On the topic of an Alberta company making homes out of hemp] "And you're sure it's not uh hay and cow shit that they're using?"
* "Is hemp like the leftover uh -- is hemp the uh roach of weed? I don't know much about it."
* "Can I just -- real quick, can we just understand what is -- what a act-- Cause you wanted this to an Invincible House, and I wanna know exactly what does it mean to be invisible? So can we see the house? I thought you wanted it to be green because you want it to be invisible. To -- We'll key it out."
* [On the topic of Invincible House] "You thought of this idea cause you were searching 'invisible blouse', uh cause you're such a..."
* [In response to Drew's question about what is the definition of the word 'kid'] "I think if anyone knows the definition of what is considered a kid in each state... (Drew: 'Fuck off. Shut the fuck up.') What?? *Google* would know. Methinks the lady doth protest."

### Drew

* "I'm *so* sorry that you're uhh butt is so stinky. Gotcha!"
* "Fine, you know what? I'll just shut the fuck up. I'll shut the fuck up. You know what? I'll just shut -- Fuck off. Fuck you. Fuck. Fuck you."
* "Alex Press does not like her wealth being known."
* "For fuck's sakes, man."
* [On the topic of the German content he collects] "Well it's First World War, Josiah. *First* World War memorabilia."
* "This is so depressing. This might be the saddest thing we've watched."
* "You know what? F-- You know what? Fuck o-- fuck off, Josiah. I'm done."
* "Well, um, Josiah, one of the things uh I believe uh is that housing is a human right and that everyone should have a house uh and that we need to build a lot of houses and places to live for people to uh not have no place to live, but to *have* a place to live, right?"
* [On the topic of where Iron Man's home and heart are] "Well, his home is wherever Pepper Potts is. Dumb... fuck."
* "Well, it's basically when you grind your weed up, if you grind your weed up, it creates a thing called keef, which is like Keef Richards, which is what he was named -- what -- Keef Richards, um, the rock n' roll singer. And then that's what hemp is made out of. If you mix that with water. So what I'm proposing is that we use hemp and other um materials to make uh indestructible buildings like this."
* "You're *so* dumb."
* [On the topic of Invincible House] "It's not invincible, Josiah. Invisible. Invincible. For fuck's sake. All right?"
* "I'm just mad."
* "By the way, what's the definition of 'kid'?"
* "Fuck off. Shut the fuck up."
* "Balloons popping is so cringe."

## Trivia

* This is the second episode to involve replacing a current part of all the houses in the world with green screen-like material, after Episode 55: World Wide T'rain. However, it is the third episode to involve green screen material overall, after Episode 21: Aging Cody Bonks as well.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Episode 74: Invincible House", while the video version is titled "Episode 74: Invisible house". Both episode titles can be seen in the episode art. Additionally, the in-episode idea title at the bottom of the screen refers to the idea as "InViNcIbLe HoUsE", though it is believed that was meant as a play on the memes discussed at the beginning of the episode and not as another episode title option.
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen to match the episode title that is shown more prominently in the episode art, which is also the episode title from the in-episode idea title at the bottom of the screen.