Donkey and our heroes fight with Shrek/Shrek apologizes

Here's how Donkey and our heroes fight with Shrek and flying with Shrek goes in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet Shrek*.

[Then Shrek hears a thud, and he comes out of his house]

Shrek: Donkey? Guys?

[There they were building something across the swamp]

Percy: [dryly] Oh, hey Shrek.

Shrek: What are you doing?

Donkey: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.

Shrek: Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go *around* my swamp, not through it.

Zoe Trent: It *is* around your half. Don't you see? That's your half, and this is *our* half.

Shrek: Oh! *Your* half. Hmm.

Donkey: Yes, *our* half. We helped rescue the princess, we did half the work, we get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.

[But Shrek moves all the twigs away, till Donkey head butts one]

Shrek: Back off!

Donkey: No, *you* back off.

Shrek: This is *my* swamp!

Mr. Blik: No, this is *our* swamp!

Shrek: Let go, guys!

Donkey: *You* let go.

Shrek: Stubborn people!

Rarity: Smelly ogre.

Shrek: Fine! [lets go the stick as Donkey falls]

Donkey: Hey, hey, hey, come back here. We're not through with you yet.

Shrek: Well, *I'm* through with you.

Donkey: Uh-uh! You know, with you it's always, "Us, us, us!" Well, guess what! Now it's *our* turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to us. You insult us and you don't appreciate anything that we do! You're always pushing us around or pushing us away.

Shrek: Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?

Pinkie Pie: Because that's what friends do, Shrek! They *forgive* each other!

Shrek: Oh, yeah. You're right, Pinkie. I forgive you.

Pepper Clark: Wait, you do?

Shrek: Oh, yes, Pepper. I *do*. For stabbin' me in the back! [goes in his bathroom and closes the door]

Sylveon: [groans in annoyance] Shrek, you come out of there, *right now*!

Shrek: Go away!

Brian Griffin: Alright, you know what Shrek? I had enough with this bullcrap! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy! Your afraid of your own feelings! And you're doing the same thing to Fiona all over again! And all she ever do was like you! And who knows, maybe she might even loved you!

Shrek: Love me?! She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard you all talking.

Donkey: She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else.

Shrek: [opens the door and comes out] She wasn't talking about me? Well, then *who was* she talking about?

Donkey: Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to us. Right? Right?

Shrek: Guys!

Donkey: No!

Shrek: Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?

Donkey: Hmph.

Kevin: [as Will Turner] That's not good enough!

Shrek: (sighs deeply) I'm sorry. I guess I *am* just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

[Donkey and our heroes turn back to him]

Donkey: Hey, that's what friends are for, right?

Shrek: Right. [holds out his hand] Friends?

Donkey: Friends. [they shake on it]

Shrek: So, um, what *did* Fiona say about me?

Bash: Well, if you want the answer, then you'll....

Dash: Ask Fiona herself.

Ferdinand: That's right!

Shrek: (gasps in realization) The wedding! We'll never make it in time!

Donkey: Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, where there's a will, there's a way, and I *have* a way! (whistles)

[then Shrek looks up and out from the sky flies in Dragon!]

Shrek: Guys?!

Donkey: [chuckles] I guess it's just our animal magnetism.

Shrek: (laughs) Aw, come here, you. (gives Donkey a nuggie)

Donkey: Alright, alright. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes to kiss donkeys.

Luke: Well, let's hop on!

Donkey: And hold on tight, I haven't had a chance to install the seatbelts yet.

Shrek: [laughs]

[Dragon then takes to skies and flies off, flying for Duloc as Donkey laughs as a chorus plays in the background]

Donkey: (laughs) Whoo!

Jolteon: Whoo-hoo!

Glaceon: At this rate, we'll be a Duloc in no time at all!