10 Reasons Why Squidward Should Be Arrested

# **Basic Information**

**10 Reasons Why Squidward Should Be Arrested** is the fifty-third (53rd) video on the Master Raney channel on YouTube. Master Raney gives out 10 reasons why Squidward Q. Tentacles should be locked up, joining Mr. Krabs in the jail cell.

# **Plot**

Master Raney states the video being the first of 2022 and the one and only video part of the first half of 2022, meaning the next video is part of the second half of 2022. Master Raney states that Mr. Krabs is having an inmate joining him, meaning that Squidward is getting locked up alongside him, then the Bikini Bottom Jail picture appears with Mr. Krabs' "Mr. Squidward, I should kick your f*(censored)*ing a*(censored)*!" meme. Master Raney states that he had the idea awhile ago, but took some extended time, apologized for any inconvenience because of it being 6-7 months without a new video, which he reveals the reason to be busy with random essentials.

## **Number 10: Faking His Own Death**

Master Raney points out in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost that Squidward's wax sculpture of himself gets destroyed by SpongeBob and Patrick's game, leading to Squidward's pseudocide, then Squidward in his "ghostly spirit" making SpongeBob and Patrick do favors, then SpongeBob and Patrick invite mourners to Squidward's "funeral", which Squidward confesses to being alive. Master Raney states that the act isn't technically illegal, but Squidward got a taste of his own medicine when he was sent up to the "great beyond".

## **Number 9: Running a Stop Sign**

Master Raney states that this isn't an arrestable offense and would lead to a ticket, but Squidward got arrested for the act anyway as well as the later mentioned offense Squidward committed in the episode, Good Ol Whatshisname. Master Raney points out that Squidward got chased by a cop for running past a stop sign and got arrested for it, which he says it to be miniscule, but had to mention it anyway due to Squidward genuinely getting arrested for the offense.

## **Number 8: Enslaving SpongeBob and Patrick**

Master Raney points out in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost that Squidward enslaves SpongeBob and Patrick by making them carry his seat to a perfect spot, making Patrick find pie from a distant place, and not letting SpongeBob leave a spot until he performs a song with a piece of tissue paper.

## **Number 7: Public Nudity**

Master Raney points out that Squidward ran back and forth to the Krusty Krab repeatedly to check on SpongeBob in Squid's Day Off, one of which he exposes himself naked from running straight out of the bathtub. Master Raney also points out that Squidward stripped himself naked after declaring himself resigned from The Krusty Krab in Krusty Towers. Master Raney also points out in Bossy Boots that Squidward tears off his Kuddly Krab uniform, exposing himself naked, which Master Raney mentions a cop writing him a ticket and puts it on his censored private area.

## **Number 6: Impersonating Squilliam Fancyson**

Master Raney points out in Professor Squidward that Squidward impersonates Squilliam while teaching a music class that SpongeBob and Patrick disrupt. Master Raney mentions that Squidward does get arrested for the offense, that for impersonating a genius.

## **Number 5: Stealing Someone's Wallet**

Master Raney points out in Good Ol Whatshisname that Squidward steals a wallet from Mr. What-Zit-Tooya and runs off with it, then running past a stop sign with the stolen wallet, which Squidward does get arrested for this offense too.

## **Number 4: Operating a Construction Crane w/o A License**

Master Raney points out in Skill Crane that Squidward mindlessly sees a construction site the same way he saw the crane game upon winning the crane game, then operates a crane vehicle, yet without a license, which he gets surrounded by the construction workers for abusing the crane vehicle.

## **Number 3: Assault**

Master Raney points out in Squid Defense that Squidward used karate skills to kick a dumpster at someone who he perceived to have stolen his groceries and crushes the person, which Squidward does get arrested for the act, then Master Raney plays the clip of Squidward getting read the Miranda Rights by the officer in the police car.

## **Number 2: Destruction of Property**

Master Raney points out in Krab Borg that Squidward destroys a blender for $24.95, toaster for $32.50, food processor for $62.67, and coffee maker for around $30+, totaling the damage bill to $150+. Master Raney points out in Skill Crane that Squidward used a crane vehicle to destroy multiple buildings, which includes the Krusty Krab, which Master Raney states to skyrocket the bill far up from the amount of damage done in Krab Borg. Master Raney also points out that in Good Neighbors that Squidward was indirectly responsible for destroying Bikini Bottom, which further skyrockets the damage bill.

## **Number 1: Psychopathic Attempts to Kill SpongeBob and Patrick**

Master Raney states that we all know that Squidward hates SpongeBob and Patrick and points out in Opposite Day, Squidward tricks SpongeBob into thinking that it was opposite day, making him act opposite to celebrate the day. After a real estate agent refused to sell his house, Squidward shows SpongeBob and Patrick how much he hates them, being serious, chasing them with a bulldozer and trying to kill them. Master Raney also points out in Mermaid Pants that Squidward attempts to fry SpongeBob and Patrick alive, pulling down the lever to descend the lift that SpongeBob (disguised as Mermaid Man) and Patrick (disguised as Barnacle Boy) are in down to a pool of boiling grease.

# **Trivia**

* This video is the only Master Raney video that was uploaded during the first half of 2022