Marie

## Personality

**Marie Kelly Haskell** is very short-tempered and aggressive, as shown by her many sudden outbursts. She is also very violent, as she often fights her brother Geoff. Marie appears to be very self-assured and confident.

## History

### Lick of Love Arc

#### *Lick of Love*

Marie is briefly seen entering the cafeteria with Taylor and Anne.

She is not seen for the rest of the book, but is mentioned when Cindy explains that she uses firecrackers to break up fights between Marie and Geoff. Shortly after, Amy states she would never fight a relative of Marie.

#### *Penises for the Powerful*

Once again Marie is not seen, but it is mentioned that her bunny is dying of kidney failure.

Later on, when Cindy asks Jonathan why the class smells like poo, he points across the room to where Marie is. She explains that she hates presenting.

#### *Dick of Danger*

Marie is first seen arguing with Ms. Bruce, stating that they can't go on a field trip without permission forms. Ms. Bruce responds by telling Marie she is no longer coming on the trip, to which Marie slumps against the wall sadly.

### Le Secret de Cindy Arc

#### *Le Secret de Cindy*

Marie first appears and announces her arrival, waving like a queen. She then tells the group a story about the time she was shoved into a hole but farted and escaped. Her story annoys the group, and she bows and leaves.

When JZ and Felit arrive, Marie reappears and is seen drooling over them. She then jumps on JZ and tries to twerk on him.

Much later, when The Clan are continuing on their travels, she gasps that they almost forgot Roland.

#### *Staying in Steady*

After JZ and Felit are run over by Kyle's car, Marie bursts into tears.

Marie is later heard asking about Drew. A drop of her spit lands on Amy's shoulder, which exposes her identity. Amy promptly throws her out of the train, commenting that she's gross.

Later, when The Clan is captured in Berg's van, she is once again revealed by her spit. Her body slides out of Taylor's throat. Her body slides around the floor of the van as it drives. When the van crashes, she is nowhere to be seen.

#### *Find Me or Blind Me*

Marie's arrival is announced by drops of her spit falling onto Amy's shoulders, who recognizes it. She drops down from the trees and greets the group, much to her cousin Nick's horror. When Cindy asks if she's dead, she denies it. Her brother Geoff then appears behind her, and the two break into a fight. After their fight, Marie asks if they can join The Clan, which Amy considers but Cindy immediately rejects.

While The Clan converses, she begins to fight Geoff again. Despite the decision being 'no', Marie and Geoff join The Clan anyways. She is delighted by this.

When legets attack, Marie hides in a tree with Geoff. She yells at the beasts from her tree.

Later on, she comments that it's getting dark, but is ignored.

### A Cult of Loger Arc

#### *A Cult of Loger*

Marie is first seen when Amy points her out to Cindy, where she's fighting Geoff. The Clan hurriedly leave, before she notices them. Ultimately this fails, as that night Marie is back with the group. When Jonathan returns, he points to Marie and Geoff fighting in disgust.

### Bug Hipz Smol Whipz Arc

#### *Bug Hipz Smol Whipz*

Marie is briefly mentioned when Jonathan recalls how Ellie was so obsessed with him that he was desperate enough to ask Marie for help.

#### *My Kink is Auschwitz*

Marie is part of the reinforcement group led by Grid.

In the epilogue, she is seen in StarClan.

## Trivia

* It is up for debate as to whether or not she was on the 'good' side.
	+ However, in the end she sides with The Clan for the final battle, and she goes to StarClan when she dies, so it can be assumed she was good.