Machete Man

***Warning! Don't read this if if you are squeamish***
A 15 year old girl named Eve was house-sitting for her grandpa. Her grandpa, named Steve, was packing up his suitcase and his backpack, going out the door. "Oh, but one thing eve," "Stay out of the basement! Also, I'm coming home at 10:00am!" He said, walking out the door. After an hour of Steve leaving, she heard banging noises in the basement, following up the banging with a short, distorted laughter. "I-I-I-remember what grandpa said," "Stay out of the basement."

It's 8pm, Eve is starting to get hungry. "Hmm, I think I will have a quick bowl of cereal." Right as she poured the milk, the creature down in the basement started banging again, with the same, distorted laughter as before. As Eve eats her cereal, she hears...some type of music. It sounded like, the Five Nights at Freddy's songs she had been listening to. Eve shivers in fear as she gets up to pour out the cereal milk. All she hears is that song, almost forcing her to sing along to it. "We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite." she sang. Eve got even more afraid as she stepped back into Steve's living room, opening her laptop.

She went to yahoo answers and typed in: Help! There is a song playing in my basement, along with laughter! What should I do? into the questions box. An anonymous user replied with "Hey, if there is a noise in your basement, check it out." Eve then heard the laughter of the man...no, creature down in the basement. Eve then updated her question with, My grandpa won't let me in the basement! as another anonymous user replied with, "It won't hurt to check it out."

Eve decided she would go into the basement, to find out what was down there. It was 8am, she only needed to last 2 more hours. She went into the basement with her flashlight and her pocket knife. She heard the banging and laughter as she got closer to the evil person in the basement. She peaked around the darkened corner, seeing a smiling man, no, stiched on smiling man. She then found white makeup on his face. The only thing that caught Eve's eye, was his huge bloody machete. He was banging on an air vent that echoed throughout the house. That is also where the laughter and music came from.

Eve faced the white-masked murderer. Eve said "Who are you??!!" while pulling out her pocket knife. The white guy just said "I'm Machete Man, you?" following up with laughter. Eve said, "I'm Eve." "Nice to meet ya" said Machete Man. Following it up with "Good day to die, isn't it." then, his theme came on. Eve commanded, "Stay away from me!!!!" while running away. She threw her pocket knife inside Machete Man's head, but it didn't do anything to him. Machete Man ran after Eve, cornering her inside the bathroom. Eve thought she was safe, until Machete Man climbed through the air vent, with his slim, slender white body. Machete Man proceeded to cut off her limbs, eyes, tongue, anything you can think of. After doing that, he eats her organs, right when it turns 10am.

Steve left his trusty knife behind, with his fingerprints on it. The cops come the next day, searching for evidence. They found the knife next to Eve, so they dusted it off to find Steve's fingerprints on it. They arrest Steve, putting him in jail for life. When Steve got his call, Steve dialed his son's number, but heard a distorted laughter, then it hung up. Steve knew Machete Man did this, but couldn't get the cops to believe him. Machete Man now follows Steve, whenever he takes a call, he interrupts it with his laughter.

## 20 years later

Steve died, but before he died, he saw visions of machete man killing eve, then he wanted his son to seek revenge. He wrote a note before death, he told one of the cops, "H-here...Give this to my s-son...." then dying shortly after.