The No Pants Dance

Cover art for The Device by Lazerhorse

Cover art for Guardians of the Zone by Lazerhorse

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Commander Meouch

Havve Hogan

Danny Sexbang

Ninja Brian

Thresa Richardson as Chudy Dimler (lady on the couch)

Richard Levinson as Howard Crimbleton (the host)

Bob Maclean as crewman 1

Brad Warner as crewman 2

Jason Sensation as break-dancing Doctor Sung

"**The No Pants Dance**" is a song written by TWRP. It first appeared on *The Device* in 2012 and was re-recorded for *Guardians of the Zone.*

## Music Video

On August 17, 2017, a music video for the *Guardians of the Zone* version of "The No Pants Dance" was released on YouTube. It is the first music video to feature the members of TWRP in person. The music video uses a slightly short version of the song.

### Synopsis

A woman, named Chudy Dimler, is watching a TWRP and Ninja Sex Party perform "The No Pants Dance" on TV show. She becomes increasingly interested and the performance progresses. She is magically transported to the TV set, much to the bewilderment of the production crew. She wanders around the set, observing the performers along the way. As the music hits its climax, the members of the crew take off their pants and dance along with band. When the song ends, Ninja Bryan shoots a blow dart into the neck of the woman, causing her to fall asleep.

### Reception

The music video reached over one million views on March 8, 2019.

## Lyrics

### *The Device* (2012) Version

**Verse :**

Girl

You

Know

You

Know

Girl

Girl

Yeah

You

Girl

You

Know

That

**Chorus:**

I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

(4x)

**Verse:**

Girl

You

Know

You

Know

Girl

Girl

Yeah

You

Girl

You

Know that when you

**Bridge:**

Love that dance

Girl, it's your chance

No pants dance

**Chorus**

I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants girl

I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

(x4)

Girl I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

### *Guardians of Zone* (2016) Version

**Verse:**

Girl nice to meet you, would you like to let me teach you

All the ways I'd like to reach you from the back of the class?

You keep me guessin', man, you're messin' with my lesson plan

Your body's window dressin' and my heart's made of glass

Sexual tension was what I would like to mention

This is like a new dimension, and I want it to last

It felt like destiny when you began undressin' me

If this is just life testin' me, it looks like I passed

**Chorus:**

Girl I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

(x4)

**Verse:**

The morning after left me hangin' from the rafters

Like a natural disaster had just blown through the door

Your gazing eyes turned up to mine and let the sun rise

In the sky where I thought love could never fly anymore

I needed savin', I was brave but then I caved in

'Cuz your sexy misbehavin' shook me right to the core

Now hold me close, rip off your clothes and make the most of

This explosive roller coaster from the roof to the floor

**Bridge:**

Love that dance

Girl it's your chance

No pants dance

**Chorus:**

Girl I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

Girl I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

Girl I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

I like the way that you dance

When you dance

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

I like the way that you dance, oh yeah

When you dance, when you dance,

when you dance with your pants off

Girl I like the way that you dance

When you dance, when you dance,

Like the way that you dance

When you dance with your pants off

## References

1. ↑ TWRP - The No Pants Dance feat. Ninja Sex Party. 17 August 2017. *Youtube.* Retrieved 26 January 2021.
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/TWRPband/status/1104241546096865280. *Twitter. 8 March, 2019. Retrieved 12 July 2019.*