Dance of the Seven Rangers (Transcript)

This is the 29th episode of Justice Squadron: Comicger

It was another afternoon at Crystal Comics, or so it seemed. Everyone in the store has huddled around Big Louie's mini TV to watch the highest rated game show on Nickelodeon, "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em," starring the lovely Qittaswell Sisters belly dancing troupe. Everyone was just seeing the troupe placing Cassam into the Pie Caravan because she had just come in last place in the challenge they held, and was about to pay the price.\*

Monica: Oh, I've always loved this part!

Paul: Me too! It's messy and satisfying at the same time!

Steve: (confused to see girls with their faces covered, their bellies exposed, and doing silly things) I'm confused, kids. Why are there women in skimpy looking outfits doing this strange stunts?

William: Well, Steve, TV entertainment has come a long way since you were frozen. The Qittaswell Sisters are basically the most well-known belly dancing troupe in the country, performing at various events, and they even have their own studio, night club, and HQ here in Petropolis. ^^

Steve: Belly dancing?

Paul: Yeah, the origin of belly dance is an actively debated subject among dance enthusiasts. Some of the most popular theories include it being descended from a religious dance that was performed during fertility rituals by temple priestesses as early as 1000 B.C., originating in India over 5000 years ago, and had spread through out the Middle East with the migrations of the Gypsy tribes also called *Roma* in Europe, *Ghawazee* in Egypt, and *Nawar* in India, being descended from an ancient Egyptian social dances, or it arose out of the dance that was associated with childbirth. Perhaps the richness of Middle Eastern dance tradition and its universal appeal can be attributed to the blending of many various sources, cultures, and dance styles.

Steve: Ah, I see.

Maple: Thanks for the history lesson, Paul! But, they're about to use the Pie Caravan on Cassam! This is the best part!

David: Yeah! So, shush!

Kiara: "Okay, folks! Get ready! 1... 2... 3!!!! (pulls the cord, launching the pies in Cassam's face)

Audience + Qittaswells: (laughing at Cassam's expense)

Everyone in the store: (laughing alongside the studio audience)

Katie: They just don't make TV shows like THIS, anymore!

Big Louie: I know, Katie! This stuff is great!

Katie: Agreed!

Kiara: "Okay, folks! Now, it's time to announce the winner of our Qittaswell VIP Sweepstakes!"

\*Then, Jessmine and Caromina push a crate full of postcards from various entries onto the stage, and Kiara goes in front of it to pick a winner.\*

Kiara: "We have received various postcards from all across the country for this sweepstakes, and we're about to pick the big winner today! The winner of this sweepstakes will spend four days and three nights with four friends and two chaperones right here in Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida, complete with special park-hopper passes for both Universal Studios and Universal's Islands of Adventure, dining discounts at all eateries, and special backstage passes for the New Nickelodeon Studios, where we tape the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em! Doesn't that sound like fun?"

Audience: (cheering)

Everyone in the store: (cheering along with them)

Katie: If I recall correctly, David entered into this sweepstakes, didn't he?

David: I sure did. ^^ I've never been to Universal Studios in Florida before. This'll be interesting.

Paul: And, do you plan on bringing with you?

David: Take a wild guess.

Paul: (realizing that David's right) Oh, yeah.

\*Then, Gerald and Harold come in wearing their genie outfits from earlier, because Gerald himself has entered 457 times, and is very sure of his victory.\*

Gerald: Don't get your hopes up, Chippendale! I've entered my name more than 457 times. So, I'm pretty sure I have this in the bag.

Harold: Uh, Gerald? I'm pretty sure the sweepstakes rules said "only one entry per person."

Gerald: Ah, screw the rules. I've got me a date with a couple of hot harem babes in my future, and there ain't nothin' that's gonna stop me!

Harold: Whatever.

Kiara: "Okay, girls! Start spinning the crate, and let's pick out a winner!"

\*Then, Shinicia and Arianna start spinning the crate around a couple of rotations, until stopping randomly. Alilah then opens the crate, pulls out a random postcard, and gives it to Kiara.\*

Alilah: "Here ya go, Kiara."

Kiara: "Thanks, Alilah! Now, the moment of truth, everyone! The winner of the Qittaswell VIP Sweepstakes is...." (reads the postcard) "David Chippendale of Petropolis, California!"

David: (surprised that he won) I.... I don't believe it!

Maple: (jumping up and down, and hugging David) You won, David! It's incredible!

William: Yeah! Way to go, dude!

Gerald: (dumbstruck by the fact he lost) What?

Kiara: "Congratulations, David! You, four friends, and two chaperones will spend four days and three nights in Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida, and will receive backstage passes at the New Nickelodeon Studios, where we shoot the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em!"

Malshiam: "Yeah! We had over 457 entries from the same guy, Gerald Sanders, who obviously didn't read the rules to the sweepstakes. So, now we're using them all for the bottom of the exotic birdcage at our nightclub."

Gerald: Huh?

Harold: I told ya so, Gerald!

Kiara: "But, regardless, we're gonna take a quick commercial break, but when we come back, we're gonna see everyone doing their version of the Hawaiian slap dance, and maybe we'll head on over to the Wall Bazaar. So, stick around! You won't wanna miss it!"

\*The show fades out for the commercial break, and Big Louie started congratulating David for winning the sweepstakes.\*

Big Louie: Congratulations, David! How does it feel to win?

David: (catching his breath) Feels great, Big Louie. I never thought I'd actually get it.

Big Louie: Well, pretty soon, you and your pals are gonna be soarin' to Orlando where you'll meet the Qittaswell Sisters themselves! But, who's gonna be your chaperones?

David: Easy. Maple and Steve.

Steve: (surprised) Well.... I'm flattered.

Maple: Yay!  Now, I'd like four days off, Big Louie, for this trip, and if anyone comes askin' for me, tell 'em I'm in Orlando.

Big Louie: You got it! Of course, this means I'll have to put in some overtime for you when you get back.

Maple: Understood.

Comicgers: Alright!!! Universal Studios, here we come!!!!!

\*A couple days later, at the Petropolis Airport, the Comicgers got through security, and checked their bags, and were waiting by the gate to take them to Orlando. Stanley came by to see them off, and to remind them that if they leave Petropolis, they might leave the city vulnerable to an attack from Darkanos.\*

Stanley: Okay. You guys got everything?

Comicgers: (checking their bags, as well as their pockets) Yeah.

Monica: (listening to her Walkman) Pardon?

Stanley: Now, kids. You DO realize that once you leave Petropolis, you'll be leaving it vulnerable to an attack from Darkanos, right?

Paul: Oh, yeah. That's right.

Steve: Not to worry, Mr. Chippendale. The brave men and women of TUFF can deal with the threat of Darkanos until we return. Besides, even the Comicgers need a break every once in a while.

Maple: And, if he DOES decide to send a monster to Florida, we'll be ready for it!

Stanley: Well, okay. I just want to make sure you're all aware of the consequences of all this. But, regardless, you kids have fun this week. ^^

David: Thanks, Dad. (hugs him) I'll remember to write you. ^^

Stanley: (hugs him back) I know you will, David. Now, get going!

David: Okay.  (starts boarding the plane with the other Comicgers) Bye, Dad!

Stanley: Bye, son!

\*Then, the Comicgers all board the plane to Orlando, and were able to find their seats. Meanwhile, at Darkanos' fortress, Darkanos decides to check up on the Comicgers to see what they're up to.\*

Darkanos: Hmmmmmm. I'd better check up on those twerps, and see what they're up to. (creates a magic video screen to check up on the Comicgers, and seeing them boarding the plane to Orlando) WHAT?!?!? They're leaving town?!?!? Why didn't anyone tell me this?!?

\*Meanwhile, Blaludon, Grunemitt, Orvomon, and Vistosam where watching an older episode of "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em" when Darkanos comes towards them.\*

Darkanos: (seeing the show) Huh? What's this?

Blaludon: Why, it's the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em, my lord. ^^

Grunemitt: Yeah! It's actually good daytime TV!

Orvomon: I heard that in one of their more recent episodes, they picked a winner to spend four days at the place where they're shooting this show. (chomps on a bull's leg)

Darkanos: Well, where IS this place? Because I just saw the Comicgers on a plane going somewhere. I'm guessing THAT'S where they're going!

\*They reach the end of the episode, where Kiara was just telling everyone at home where the show was taped.\*

Kiara: "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em was taped in front of a live audience at the New Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida."

Darkanos: So, the shining city of Orlando in the wondrous land of Florida? I could send a monster to Petropolis since they're not around to protect it, but I think it would be a great idea to send the monster to Orlando, and cause some mayhem THERE for a change!

Vistosam: An excellent idea, my liege!

Darkanos: Of course, Vistosam! Now, I just need Infafre to fetch me a monster that goes well with this Universal Studios place. (calls for Infafre) INFAFRE!!!!!!

Infafre: (coming up from the dungeon) Yes, master? I had just put the finishing touches on your new monster!

Darkanos: Perfect! What's HIS schtick?

Infafre: Well, he will ask you a riddle, and if you fail to answer it, he will trap you in his wrappings! Part mummy, part sphinx, I present to you... Sphinx Jinx!

\*Then, a light brown sphinx monster wrapped in golden brown wrappings with a symbol of an ankh on his chest, and was wearing a gold and aqua Pharoah's headdress with a golden cobra on it, a purple skirt held up by a gold belt with an Egyptian eye for the buckle, gold and purple wristbands, and a gold and purple neckpiece carrying a gold and aqua scepter and Egyptian whip came into the throne room, and approached a few Paraxis.\*

Sphinx Jinx: Okay! Riddle time! What has four wheels and flies?

Paraxis: Uh....

Sphinx Jinx: Too late! You will be mummified!!! (fires his wraps from his weapons at the Paraxis, wrapping them up entirely)

Paraxis: (struggling to get out)

Darkanos: Nice work!

Sphinx Jinx: Thank you, master! (bows to him) Now, I take it you want me for a very special assignment, right?

Darkanos: Yes. The Comicgers have won a trip to Orlando, Florida to see these Qittaswell Sisters, and I figured we should strike at a different city for a change. I'd like for you to take Rozoson and Grunemitt with you to Universal Studios, and terrorize the park goers! That should lure out those twerps!

Sphinx Jinx: As you wish, my lord! With my quick wits, and unsolvable riddles, they're bound to get wrapped up for sure!

Darkanos: Good! Now, get going!

Sphinx Jinx: Right away, my lord! (disappears to Orlando)

Darkanos: Soon, the only thing coming live from Universal Studios will be the Comicgers' demise! (laughs evilly)

\*Meanwhile, the Comicgers embarked on a six hour flight from Petropolis to Orlando, and arrived at the Orlando International Airport. After getting their checked baggage, they arrive at a specially crafted bus made to look like the Qittaswell Sisters' tour bus that's to take them directly to their hotel in Universal Studios.\*

Monica: I'm guessing that's our bus, huh?

William: Guess so.

David: Well, let's get on board, and see if they have our park passes for us. ^^

\*As they get on the bus, one of the bus attendants recognized David, and gave him the passes for him and the other Comicgers.\*

Bus Attendant: Ah, you must be the winner of the Qittaswell VIP Sweepstakes. Here are the passes for you and your companions.

David: Ah, thanks. ^^ Where will we staying these four days?

Bus Attendant: Why, the Qittaswell Sisters' own hotel in the Universal Studios resort. I'm sure you'll like it. ^^

Maple: Oh, I bet.

\*Then, the bus starts driving from the airport to Universal Studios, and pulls up at the Qittaswell Sisters Hotel and Spa. They got out with their stuff, and begin making their way inside. Inside the hotel was a beautiful marble fountain statue of the Qittaswell Sisters surrounded by walls of alabaster stone with lovely plants from the Orient. There were also lights made to look like Arabian paper lamps, and there were chiffon silk tapestries along the walls. The hotel staff were dressed in Arabic style clothing, and the lounge chairs were actually sitting pillows like in most Arabian palaces. And, of course, there was information desks with info on Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and City Walk as well.\*

David: Wow! This place looks incredible!

Katie: Very beautiful! Much better than that horrid Trump Taj Mahal that closed down in Atlantic City.

Monica: Don't even get me started on that.

\*They head on over to the front desk to check in, and to their surprise, Kiara, Alilah, Malshiam, Whitniam, Shinicia, and Cassam approached them to welcome them.\*

Kiara: So, you kids must be the winners of the sweepstakes, aren't you?

David: How did... (turning around to see the Qittaswell Sisters) ...you know?!? OMG!!!! It's the Qittaswell Sisters!

Cassam: Well, half of us, at least.

Paul: Wow! This is a VERY cool surprise! We never thought that you girls would be here to welcome us. ^^

Shinicia: Well, since we heard you kids were coming, we figured we should swing by and give you guys the backstage passes to the New Nickelodeon Studios where our show is taped. ^^

Whitniam: In fact, I have them on my person right now. (hands out seven backstage passes to the Comicgers)

Steve: (receiving his) This is very interesting.

Maple: More than interesting! It's awesome!

Steve: If you insist.

Alilah: Okay. Now, let us escort you to your room, and get you kids settled in, shall we?

Comicgers: (agreeing)

\*As the Qittaswell Sisters escorted the Comicgers to their room, David couldn't help but notice that Kiara looks oddly familiar.\*

David: (whispering to Paul) Hey, Paul! I dunno if it's just me, but Kiara looks kinda familiar, wouldn't ya think?

Paul: (whispering) Yeah. I think the hair may have something to do with it.

David: Well, I'm not so sure. We'll see, though.

\*The Qittaswells lead the Comicgers to the third floor (the highest on the building) and the hallways were just as beautiful decorated as the lobby.\*

Katie: Oooooo.

Whitniam: (leading them to one of the suites, and puts her card key to the lock, unlocking the door)

William:

\*The room was a very spacious suite with oriental carpeting, a comfortable pull-out sleeper sofa with throw pillows, a TV that holds thirty free channels, and a large queen sized bed that can hold up to four people.\*

David: (running in, and nose dives on the bed) SWEET!

Steve: This is rather incredible ^^

Shinicia:

Malshiam: We figured you guys would like it. ^^

Kiara: Now, get some rest. You got a busy day tomorrow.

David: You got it, Kiara! ^^

Paul: Bye! It was nice meeting you!

Kiara: Nice to meet you kids, too.

\*As the Qittaswells leave, the Comicgers begin to settle into their suite. The next day, they got up early to hit the park's most popular attractions before it gets crowded, but not before getting a quick selfie in front the Universal globe outside the park.\*

Monica: Well, I can tell that Universal's added some new attractions since the last time I was here.

William: Monica, theme parks ALWAYS do that to keep people coming for new stuff.

Monica: I know.

David: Now, c'mon guys! We don't wanna fight the crowds to get to our attractions!

Comicgers: Yeah!

\*As they proceeded to the park, they were being followed by two trash cans that were actually Gerald and Harold trying to sneak into the park. It turns out they actually stowed away on the plane the Comicgers took to Orlando, and they wanted to make sure that they would meet the Qittaswell Sisters instead of the Comicgers.\*

Gerald: So, those doinks think they can steal our chance at meeting the Qittaswell Sisters, huh? Well, we'll see about THAT. C'mon, Harold!

Harold: Uh, Gerald? You think we should've gone with some, uh, more dignified disguises than this?

Gerald: It was the best I could do under short notice. Just bear with me here.

Harold: Okay.

\*They sneak over to the park's entrance, and the janitor dumps some garbage into their disguises, making them a mess.\*

Gerald: (covered in garbage) Okay. Maybe we SHOULD get more dignified disguises than this.

Harold: Good call.

\*Then, the Comicgers started enjoying themselves at Universal Studios. They enjoyed many of the park's top attractions such as the Simpsons Ride, Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem, Transformers the Ride 3-D, the E.T. ride, Men in Black Alien Attack, TUFF: Team Katwell the Ride, and Escape from Gringotts at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter: Diagon Alley. They even got their photos taken with various characters, and even areas for good photo opportunities, such as the DeLorean and the Jules Vern train from "Back to the Future." Then, after a while, they stopped at a park bench to have some snacks before heading to the new World of Nintendo the park has just put in.\*

Steve: (enjoying himself) Boy! I never had this much fun since Coney Island. But, even then, the attractions here are leagues above what Coney Island had back in the 40s. ^^

Paul: Aw, c'mon, Steve! I'm sure Coney Island has some sweet attractions, too.

Steve:

Maple: Well, I'm having the time of my life here, kids!  I've always liked going to theme parks to feel like a kid again.

Katie: I get the feeling, Maple. ^^

Monica: So, David. Since this is your first time here at Universal Studios, I gotta ask: is it what you expected?

David: Well, yeah, it kinda does. I was also kinda expected some more movie-based attractions, and what not, but with what's given here, I can take it. ^^ It's a pretty awesome place here.

Monica: Yeah, I've been here before when I was a kid. In the past, the movie theme was more overwhelming, but now they're adding new stuff to draw in a new generation of kids. But, I've grown to accept it over the years, and sometimes, they can actually be pretty cool.

William: Totally. But, at least we're having a good time here. ^^ And, that's all that matters.

Monica: Yup.

David:

Steve: (finishing his snack) Okay, kids! Let's finish up our snacks, and head on over to that new World of Nintendo the park has added.

David: You got it, Steve!

\*The Comicgers finish up their snacks, and make their way to the World of Nintendo. But, as they did, they quickly saw Rozoson and Grunemitt marching through the park with some Paraxis, but were discouraged because many park-goers thought it was part of the park.\*

Rozoson: These poor anthros think we're just part of the park, Grunemitt!

Grunemitt: Then, let's open their eyes to the harsh reality of it, Rozoson! (fires a blast of energy at a trash can, causing it explode)

\*The park-goers, still thinking it's part of the act, went along with it, and ran off. But, the Comicgers realized that they were the real deal.\*

David: Uh, guys! I don't know if those are the real Rozoson and Grunemitt or not, but they still look like they're causing trouble!

William: Yeah, I agree! Let's morph, and deal with these jokers!

Comicgers: Right! (holding up their Comic Turners as they convert to their original forms) Comic Powers!

Steve: (pushing a button on his Liberty Turner) Liberty Powers!

Maple: (flicking the on switch on her Platinum Turner) Platinum Powers!

Comicgers: Turn On! (flick the on switch on their Comic Turners, and morphing into their Ranger forms)

David: (rushing towards Rozoson and Grunemitt with the others) Hey! You guys must be lost! Beetlejuice's Graveyard Revue is on the other side of the park!

William: Yeah!

Maple: But, you're not the real Rozoson and Grunemitt, are you?

Rozoson: Of course we are, you stupid woman! And, this attack is as real as it gets! (snaps his fingers) ATTACK!!!

Paraxis: (drawing their laser spears, and charging at the Comicgers)

David: (drawing his Sketch Blade) Okay, guys! Let's make their time in the park brief!

Comicgers: (drawing their Sketch Weapons) Right!

\*Then, the Comicgers all attack the Paraxis, and they start fighting throughout the park as the park-goers watch on, thinking it's a new attraction at the park.\*

Little Wolf Boy: Look, Mommy! The Comicgers!

Wolf Mom: (reading a park map) That's nice, honey.

\*David was using his Sketch Blade to block the attacks of some Paraxis' laser spears in front of the Horror Make-Up Show, and when they brought the struggle inside, there was a bit of rough-housing, and they came out looking like the undead.\*

David: (looking at his reflection in a window as well as the Paraxis) Man, I never thought you guys could look any uglier.  (continues fighting with the Paraxis)

\*Meanwhile, Katie and Monica were fending off a couple of Paraxis by the "I Love Lucy" walkthrough, and Katie was admiring the outfits that Lucille Ball wore on the show while throwing her Sketch-A-Rangs at some Winged Paraxis that were flying at her.\*

Katie: Oooooooooooooo. This dress looks very nice indeed. I'm guessing Lucy must've taken a few pounds off her hips to fit in it properly.

Monica: (firing arrows at some Paraxis) KATIE!!!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE OOGLING AT VINTAGE DRESSES!!!! WE GOT EVIL SPACE BUGS TO SQUASH!!! (quickly grabs a Paraxi by its wrist, and throws it over her shoulder)

Katie: Oh, right. Sorry.  (roundhouse kicking a Paraxi that has coming at her, and continues to throw her Sketch-A-Rangs at them)

\*Meanwhile, William and Paul were cutting through in front of the Mummy ride, protecting the park-goers in line from the Paraxis. William whacks a few Paraxis with his Sketch Hammer, and Paul leads a couple more of them through the arcade next to the ride. As he was batting a few of them away with his Sketch Escrimas, he notices the new Gamerman arcade game in the arcade, and stopped to check it out.\*

Paul: Cool! The new Gamerman arcade game's out!  (continues fending off the Paraxis as they charged at him) We'll have to check it out later!

\*Over at the Fast and Furious ride, Steve and Maple were dealing with Rozoson and Grunemitt. Rozoson was swinging his spear at Maple, but she quickly flips out of the way, and blasts him with his Platinum Rifle. Steve was using his Holo-Shield to block the strikes from Grunemitt's swords, and proceeds to punch him when he saw an opening.\*

Steve: Y'know, I never really pictured you as the theme park type, Grunemitt!

Grunemitt: I prefer National parks myself! (strikes his swords at Steve)

Rozoson: (breathing fire at Maple as she quickly dodges it) Ready to yield, Comic Platinum?

Maple: Not until I check out the new Fast and Furious ride! (fires her Platinum Rifle at Rozoson, causing him to fall over)

\*Then, the Comicgers all quickly reunite, and join up with Steve and Maple, who seem to have Rozoson and Grunemitt cornered.\*

David: We were able to clear the park of all Paraxis! How're YOU guys holdin' up?

Steve: Just fine, David. It seems these guys never learn their lesson, do they?

Paul: Not in the slightest.

Maple: Then, I guess it's time we send these bozos back to the comics where they belong!

David: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Rozoson: Well, then. It seems that you guessed wrong! SPHINX JINX, come hither!!!

\*Then, Sphinx Jinx appears in front of Rozoson and Grunemitt after he had just mummified a few park goers beforehand.\*

Sphinx Jinx: You called, Master Rozoson?

Rozoson: The time has come for you to work your craft on the Comicgers! (points at the Comicgers behind him)

Sphinx Jinx: YES!!!! Finally! (turns around to see the Comicgers) Okay, Comicgers! Are you ready for your riddle of the day?

Paul: Hey! It's Sphinx Jinx from Comicgers Issue #93!

Katie: The one that mummifies you if you don't answer his riddles?

Paul: Yup!

Monica: This can't be good!

Sphinx Jinx: So, tell me, Comicgers! What's black and white and red all over?

Comicgers: (knowing the answer) A...

Sphinx Jinx: (cutting them off) Time's up!!! Now, you will be mummified!!! (fires his wraps from his weapons at the Comicgers, wrapping them up entirely)

David: Oh, no! We just got wrapped up!

Monica: I knew this can't be good!

Katie: I know! Not being able to dance? This REALLY stinks!

Steve: And, we knew the answer, to boot! What gives?

Sphinx Jinx: I never play fair when it comes to my riddles. Even IF you know the answer, I can still wrap you in my wraps! The only way to free from my wraps is to answer one of my riddles in rapid time! And, that is NEVER gonna happen!

Grunemitt: Yeah! So, it's high time you surrendered, you little ingrates!

David: NEVER!!!

Rozoson: Fine then. Enjoy spending eternity wrapped in mummy linen.

\*Then, the villains laugh as they left the Comicgers all wrapped up in Sphinx Jinx's wrappings. Not long afterwards, Shinicia, Arianna, and a camera crew were heading back to the New Nickelodeon Studios after filming one of their in-park stunts for "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em," and were about to come across the poor Comicgers in distress.\*

Shinicia: I gotta tell ya, Arianna! Who'd have thought that aged cheese wheels would've made good bowling balls?

Arianna: I sure as heck didn't. And, with the amount of people we've got for it was insane! I don't think we could fit 'em all in one episode.

Shinicia: Well, we'll have to edit out a couple of th.... (suddenly sees the Comicgers all wrapped up) Hold it!

Arianna: Are those the Comicgers?

Shinicia: Yeah! Why are they wrapped up in toilet paper? (rushes over to the Comicgers with Arianna) Hey! Are you guys alright?

William: (seeing Shinicia and Arianna) Hey! You're Shinicia and Arianna Qittaswell!

Arianna: If you're looking to ask us for an autograph, I'll have to decline because we're pretty busy. And, besides. You're in no position to do so, anyway.

William:

Shinicia: What happened to you guys?

David: Sphinx Jinx, from Comicgers Issue #93, mummified us because we didn't answer his riddle fast enough! Answering his riddles is the only way to break his spell! So, you girls better get back to the studio to get help before it's too late!

Shinicia: (getting worried) This is bad! This is very VERY bad! (seeing the camera crew recording this) Uh, are you guys recording this?

Camera Man: Uhhhhh.....

Unit Director: I told you to turn the record button off when we finished up the stunt!

Camera Man: Sorry.

Shinicia: But, regardless, we gotta get back to the studio, and tell the rest of the girls what happened! C'mon!

\*Then, Shinicia and Arianna return to the studio with the camera crew to tell the rest of the troupe what just happened. Meanwhile, on the Harem Dare 'Em set at the New Nickelodeon Studios, the rest of the troupe was getting everything set up for another taping, and Kiara was directing the placements of the vases on set.\*

Kiara: (holding a clipboard) Okay, I'd kinda like the vases to be placed to the left of the studio audience.

Amira: Uh, isn't it pronounced "vahz," and not "veyz"?

Kiara: (rolling her eyes, and placing a small vase on Amira's head as punishment for her bad joke)

Amira: (muffled) Uh, I need help! (tries to walk around the set with the vase on her head)

Kiara: Okaaaaaaay. So, you got something to share, Alilah?

Alilah: Oh, yeah! (pulls out a device she made for the show) This is an eavesdropping device I've designed that could help us drop in on people's secret conversations.

Kiara: Huh? That's interesting. I've always wanted to know what people are talking about. Sometimes, I feel like they're talking smack about me!

Alilah: Well, this is your chance. (sees two stagehands talking by the Pie Caravan) Let's test it out on those two lazy bums right there!

Kiara: Okay. ^^

\*Then, Alilah activates the machine, and it starts emitting sound waves that picked up on what the stagehands were saying)

Stagehand #1: I think Kiara's starting to get a little big in her hips. I guess she's been eating too many donuts!

Stagehand #2: Yeah. And, if her waste line gets big enough, it might redefine "belly dancing."

Kiara: (listening with Alilah with a detachable headphone) HEY!!!! I am NOT getting fat!

Alilah: Yay! It worked!

Kiara: (approaching the two stagehands) How'd you guys like to spend today's show on the unemployment line?

Stagehand #1: Uh-oh! We're sorry, Kiara! We didn't mean to upset you!

Kiara: Apology accepted. Now, get back to work!

\*As the stagehands continue to get the set ready, Shinicia and Arianna arrive, and approach Kiara and Alilah to tell them what happened.\*

Shinicia: Kiara! We've got a major problem!

Kiara: Is the chef out of whipped cream for the pies? I'll just quickly run out and get more.

Shinicia: No! It's... the Comicgers!

Kiara: What about them?

Arianna: They're here in Orlando, and they were just trapped by one of their monsters, Sphinx Jinx!

Kiara: (realizing that Arianna's right) WHAT?!? Another one of Darkanos' monsters are causing trouble in Orlando?!? (under her breath) Man, I thought his alliance with Wreckage was bad enough. Where are they now?

Shinicia: Over by the Fast and the Furious ride! We were on our way back to the set after filming the cheese wheel bowling stunt when we saw the Comicgers wrapped up in mummy linen!

Alilah: Uh-oh!

Caromina: (approaching them with Whitniam and Jessmine) What's all the commotion, ladies?

Jessmine: (pointing at Amira with a vase over her head) And, why does Amira have a vase over her head?

Kiara: No time to explain about Amira! But, the Comicgers are in trouble!

Whitniam: The Comicgers? Here in Florida?

Alilah: Yup! One of their crazy comic book monsters is running loose here in the park, so it's up to us to stop it!

Caromina: But, how? We don't even know where this monster is!

Shinicia: Right! So, we gotta get the others here so we can scour the park, and find it!

Kiara: C'mon, girls! Let's get the others, and fill them in!

\*As the girls head out of the studio to get the others, Amira yanks the vase off her head after bumping into the Wall Bazaar.\*

Amira: (dazed) What's this about a monster in the park?

\*Outside, the remaining Qittaswells get word from Kiara and the others that Sphinx Jinx was running amok in the park, with the Comicgers, still wrapped up, seated on a park bench while they try to split up and look for him.\*

Malshiam: The park is pretty big. This monster could be anywhere!

Fatima: We'll have to split up, and search various parts of the park for him!

David: But, be careful, Qittaswell Sisters! Sphinx Jinx will barely give you a second to say your answer, so you'd better be careful!

Alilah: Not to worry. When we find him, we won't attack him directly! I'll just listen in on his conversation with this! (holds up her eavesdropping device) This device will allow me to listen in on the conversations of anyone, especially comic book monsters.

Paul: That's REALLY clever, Alilah. ^^ What'd you make it out of?

Alilah: An old record player, and some detachable headphones.

Kiara: Okay, Cassam, you take Calina, and search the Hollywood area. Malshiam, take Arianna, and search the World Expo area. Shinicia, take Fatima, and search Diagon Alley. Alilah, take Caromina, and search the New York area. And, Whitniam, you and Jessmine search the San Francisco area while Amira and I search the TV production area. Whoever finds that monster, contact us immediately!

Monica: Uh, hello? What about us? What're WE supposed to do?

Maple: Yeah!

Whitniam: You just sit tight, and don't move a muscle.

Comicgers: -\_\_\_-

Kiara: Okay, girls! Let's move out!

\*Then, the Qittaswell Sisters split up and search various areas of the park for Sphinx Jinx, Rozoson, and Grunemitt so they can free the Comicgers. Shinicia and Fatima were searching Diagon Alley for him, and decided to check the Leaky Cauldron for them. They held up a copy of Issue #93, and asked the bar patrons if they've seen Sphinx Jinx, but they never saw him before. Malshiam and Arianna checked the World Expo area, and were searching the Springfield Fast Food Lane for him. They were searching the Lard Lad Donuts stand, but came up short. Whitniam and Jessmine were searching the San Francisco bay area, and Jessmine stuck her head in the Jaws replica to look for Sphinx Jinx. Unfortunately, they found nothing. Cassam and Calina were asking a few costumed performers in the Hollywood area if they've seen Sphinx Jinx, and one of the performers playing Shaggy from Scooby-Doo pointed to his left saying that he saw Sphinx Jinx go in that direction. Kiara and Amira checking out the Monster Café in the TV Production area, and they checked the replica of the Mummy's sarcophagus for him. Unfortunately, all they found was a bunch of old relics and a few rats. Finally, Alilah and Caromina were searching the New York area for Sphinx Jinx, and they eventually found him having lunch with Rozoson and Grunemitt at the Finnegan's Irish Bar and Grill.\*

Alilah + Caromina: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

\*Inside, Sphinx Jinx, Rozoson, and Grunemitt were eating like pigs, and they had even mummified a few people in the restaurant as well as some restaurant workers.\*

Rozoson: (eating a French Dip panini) I must say, for capturing the Comicgers at last, this is a feast fit for kings, am I right?

Sphinx Jinx: Oh, yes! But, there's still those belly dancers that we have yet to deal with. Chances are they'll probably try to find a way to set those little twerps free.

Grunemitt: (drinking his root beer) Right! So, we gotta find a way to stop them, and fast!

\*Outside, Alilah and Caromina ducked down to spy on them, but they couldn't hear a word they were saying.\*

Caromina: I can't make out what they're saying, Alilah.

Alilah: But, with this new doo-hickey I invented, we can. ^^ (turns on the eavesdropping device, and starts listening in on it) Okay, let's see what they're blabbering about. (hones in on the right frequency and starts listening in)

Sphinx Jinx: I was thinking that I could stump them with a riddle they'll never solve in a million years!

Rozoson: Oh, really? What might THAT be?

Sphinx Jinx: I'll ask them what travels around the world, but stays in a corner. To which the answer will be... a stamp.  It's genius!

Grunemitt: (seeing that his riddle was stupid) Somehow, I think otherwise.

Sphinx Jinx: Hey! Cut me some slack here!

Alilah: (turning off the device) Did you hear that? If he asks us that riddle, we'll know the answer... (snaps her fingers) ...just like that!

Caromina: Great, Alilah! Now, we gotta go and tell the others! C'mon!

\*Then, Alilah and Caromina get up and head out to find the others to tell them what they saw. After lunch, Sphinx Jinx was running around the park wrapping the park-goers in his linen as Rozoson and Grunemitt left to return to the fortress to tell Darkanos the good news that they've captured the Comicgers. As he was continuing his evil duties, the Qittaswell Sisters all come together at the entrance to the park, stopping him in his tracks.\*

Sphinx Jinx: Ah, the Qittaswell Sisters! Just the girls I'm looking for!

Kiara: That's as far as you'll go, Sphinx Jinx! Surrender, and we'll go easy on you!

Calina: Yeah! Pretty please?

Sphinx Jinx: Fat chance of that happening! In fact, I've a perfect riddle for the likes of you!

Alilah: Okay, girls! Get ready! 'Cause this is it!

Cassam:

Sphinx Jinx: What travels around the world, but stays in a corner?

Qittaswell Sisters: (in unison, and as loud as they could) A STAMP!!!!!

Sphinx Jinx: Wrong, now you will be... (realizing that they're right) No, wait! That's correct! Which means... Oh, no!

\*Then, just like that, everyone in the park who was wrapped up by Sphinx Jinx's spell was suddenly broken free thanks to the Qittaswell Sisters getting the riddle right. Even the Comicgers themselves were freed from their wrappings, and ready to do battle with Sphinx Jinx.\*

Katie: Yeah! They did it! They broke the spell!

Steve: Now, let's go and pay that walking roll of toilet paper a visit!

David: Couldn't have said it better myself, Steve!

\*Then, the Comicgers quickly rush to the entrance of the park, and found the Qittaswell Sisters standing in triumph over Sphinx Jinx. Then, Rozoson and Grunemitt return to see that everyone's been set free, including the Comicgers, and Sphinx Jinx appalled that he was outsmarted by some belly dancers.\*

Rozoson: (in shock) How...?

Grunemitt: The Comicgers? Free? Impossible!

Paul: Nothing's impossible when you've got friends in high places.

Shinicia: Especially when those friends happen to be a famous troupe of belly dancers like us.

Sphinx Jinx: How could they have solved one of my riddles? No one has been able to solve my riddles before!

Alilah: It's simple! We used this device that I've made myself.  (holds up the device she made) Not to mention, you barely give your victims a second to come up with the answer.

William: Yeah, dude! That's not very fair, is it?

Sphinx Jinx: ....... Well, you're going down, Comicgers!

Rozoson: Come! Let's destroy these twerps, and their harem clad friends as well.

\*Then, Rozoson, Grunemitt, and Sphinx Jinx start fighting the Comicgers as they started fighting back defending the Qittaswell Sisters. David, Katie, and William were dealing with Sphinx Jinx as he swings his scepter and whip at them while they were doing backflips to dodge the attacks. Monica and Steve were running to the New Nickelodeon Studios while trying to avoid Rozoson and his fiery rage. As he charges at them with his spear, Monica and Steve lead him to the Slime Geyser, and as he lands in it, his spear penetrates one of the nozzles, and gets his faced covered with slime as a result.\*

Rozoson: BLAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! What is this green stuff?!?

Monica: That's Nickelodeon slime, Rozoson! It's time you got a taste for it!

Steve: (seeing the slime for the first time) Hmmmmmm. That's something I've never seen before. Fascinating.

\*Meanwhile, Paul and Maple were dealing with Grunemitt as they chased him throughout the TV Production area of the park. However, the Minions from Despicable Me were dancing for the park-goers, and they fought their way through the dancing while they were distracted. After getting out of the dance show, Grunemitt corners them at the Transformers ride, and as he charges at them, they quickly get out of the way, and Maple pushes him into a nearby trash can.\*

Maple: There! We found the perfect place for Grunemitt!

Paul: Totally.

\*Meanwhile, David, Katie, and William were able to kick Sphinx Jinx out of the way, and he starts running out of the park as the Qittaswell Sisters start chasing him. Once he was a good enough distance from them, he finds Blaludon, and asks her to give him one of her magic kisses.\*

Sphinx Jinx: Ah, there you are, Blaludon! Quick, blow one of your magic kisses at me! The Qittaswell Sisters are chasing me!

Blaludon: But, I just came here to enjoy the nice Florida sunshine. Oh, alright. If it'll get you off my back. (blows one of her magic kisses at Sphinx Jinx, making him grow)

Sphinx Jinx: A-ha! Now, I'm a pharaoh-sized monster! >: )

Shinicia: (seeing how big Sphinx Jinx got) WHOA!!! That's a whole lotta sphinx!

Steve: (arriving with Paul, Monica, Katie, and Maple) Don't worry. We'll handle this!

Katie: David and Will are dealing with Rozoson and Grunemitt, so they should be good.

Kiara: (in deep thought) "So, it IS them!"

Katie: (contacting) Mr. Chippendale! Can you hear me?

\*Back in Petropolis, Stanley was working on the latest issue of Comicgers, when he gets the call from Katie.\*

Stanley: Oh, hello Katie! How's Universal?

Katie: "Great! Until Darkanos sent his comic book rejects there to try and destroy us. Now, he's big and ready to squash us! So, you'd better send the Action Vehicles, the Liberty Eagle Mech, and the Platinum Rider to Florida, asap!"

Stanley: Oh! Well, in that case, I'll do it right away! (uses the gemstone on his pencil to bring the Comic Armorer, Comic Turbine, Comic Mini, Liberty Eagle Mech, and Platinum Rider to life, and they sped all the way to Florida at lightning speed)

Katie: (cuts the feed) Here they come! (seeing the Mechs arrive) Let's go!

Shinicia: Wait! We wanna go with you! We'd like to see this monster get beat good!

Maple: Sure thing! There's plenty of room for you girls!

Kiara: Okay! Shinicia, you take Whitniam, Fatima, Malshiam, and Caromina and board those Mechs! I'll take the others, and deal with Rozoson and Grunemitt! (takes the others, and heads back to the park)

Steve: Sure thing! Now, let's go!

\*Then, they take the remaining Qittaswells, and get into the Mechs, and begin to log on.\*

Paul: (with Caromina) Comic Armorer, online!

Monica: (with Fatima) Comic Turbine, flyin' high!

Katie: (with Malshiam) Comic Mini, revvin' up!

Steve: (with Shinicia) Liberty Eagle Mech, soarin' to great heights!

Maple: (with Whitniam) Platinum Rider, burnin' rubber!

Steve: Alright, kids! Let's form the Liberty Comic Robo!

Whitniam: Oh, I love this part! ^^

\*Then, the Liberty Eagle Mech merges with the Comic Armorer, Mini, and Turbine to form the Liberty Comic Robo. The Qittaswell Sisters appeared with the Comicgers in the cockpit, and they couldn't believe they were inside one of their Robos.\*

Shinicia: Wow! I can't believe we're inside the cockpit of one of the Comicgers' Robos!

Paul: Yeah! And, I can't believe we're fighting alongside THE Qittaswell Sisters!

Steve: Let's focus on fighting the monster, okay?

Monica: Sorry!

Sphinx Jinx: Nice toy! But, if you wanna beat me, you're gonna have to catch me first! (flies away from the resort)

Fatima: Oh, no! He's getting away!

Maple: (speeding by in the Platinum Rider with Whitniam) Hop on, guys! We can still catch up to him!

Steve: You got it, Maple!

\*Then, the Liberty Comic Robo hops onto the Platinum Rider, becomes the Liberty Comic Rider Robo, and speeds off to the Orlando highway, where they caught up with Sphinx Jinx.\*

Sphinx Jinx: (seeing the LCRR coming at him) Uh-oh! They caught me!

Steve: Okay, you big walking riddle machine! Pull over!

\*The LCRR speeds past Sphinx Jinx a few times causing some damage to him. Then, Sphinx Jinx start shooting his wraps from his scepter and whip, and was able to trap them in it.\*

Caromina: Oh, no! He caught us again!

Katie: Well, I'm not gonna go through this crud again!  Maple, you think you can rev up the Platinum Rider's tires, and burn through the wraps?

Maple: I'll give it a try.  (starts revving up the Platinum Rider's tires, and starts burning through the wraps)

\*Slowly but surely, the Platinum was able to burn through the wraps, and continued to speed towards Sphinx Jinx.\*

Sphinx Jinx: No! It can't be!!!

Steve: Hey, Sphinx Jinx! We got a riddle for you! What's big, dumb, and ugly, and is about to head back to the comics?

Comicgers + Qittaswells: Answer: YOU!!!!

\*Then, the LCRR draws one of the Platinum Rider Twin Blasters, and starts speeding towards Sphinx Jinx.\*

Malshiam: Mind if we join in sending this dweeb back?

Paul: By all means!

Comicgers + Qittaswell: Platinum Rider Twin Blaster! FINAL ATTACK!!! Ready! Aim! FIRE!!!

\*Then, the LCRR starts charging up its pistol, and once it was fully charged, it fires at Sphinx Jinx, and it makes a direct hit.\*

Sphinx Jinx: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I never liked the answer to THAT riddle! (falls down and explodes, sending his spirit back to the comics)

\*Back at the park, David and William were finishing up with Rozoson and Grunemitt, when Sphinx Jinx arrives trying to find a copy of Issue #93 of the Comicgers comic. Cassam then holds up a copy of said comic, and Sphinx Jinx gets zapped back into it.\*

Cassam: Well, that takes care of that.

Rozoson: (not believing that Sphinx Jinx was defeated) NO!!!!! Another monster has failed us!

Grunemitt: Darkanos isn't gonna be pleased about this!

David: Yeah, but WE'RE more than pleased about it.

Kiara: But, before you return to Darkanos, we got a nice parting gift for you guys! Ladies?

Alilah + Arianna: (holding up two cream pies, and shove them into Rozoson and Grunemitt's faces)

Rozoson: Grrrrrrrrrrrr. (tasting the pie) Mmmmmmm. Not bad. But, you still haven't seen the last of us, Comicgers!

Grunemitt: Yeah! We'll be back! (disappears back to the fortress with Rozoson, although this time, covered in pie cream)

William: And, don't come back to Universal Studios!

David: (running over to Kiara) Thanks for your help, Qittaswell Sisters!

Kiara: No prob! We're always happy to help.  (high fives David as they start celebrating)

\*Later that day, the Comicgers all arrive at the New Nickelodeon Studios just in time for the next taping of "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em." As they passed by the Qittaswells' dressing room, Kiara called them over, and thank them again for helping them with Sphinx Jinx.\*

Kiara: Oh, we just wanna thank you kids for helping us with Sphinx Jinx.

David: Wait? How did you girls...?

Kiara: (pushing a copy of Issue #93 towards them) We know that you kids are the Comicgers.

William: Really? How'd you know?

Caromina: Kiara heard your real names when you were about to do battle with him. And, Whitniam heard Comic Platinum being called Maple.

Whitniam: Yup. It's true. ^^

Maple: Wow! I had no idea you were able to piece this together!

Kiara: But, you guys aren't the only ones with secret identities. Ready, girls?

Qittaswell Sisters:

\*Then, the Qittaswell Sisters lower their veils, revealing their true faces to the Comicgers.\*

Monica: (recognizing them immediately) Hey! You're Kitty Katswell!

Kitty: Yup! This whole belly dancing thing is something my gal pals and I do from time to time in between my job at TUFF and leading Team Katswell.

Allison: Uh-huh. It's a great way to unwind, and get in touch with your inner Arabian adventurer.

Paul: Cool! (seeing Lady Malmsteen, Cassidy, and Jessica) But, aren't those three supposed to be villains?

Lady Malmsteen: Oh, don't worry. They don't judge you much in this group. Besides, Kitty and I have buried the hatchet in recent years. ^^

Cassidy: Same here. Although, I'm pretty much the troupe's whipping girl.

Shine: Hey! It's all karma for you acting like a spoiled brat, remember?

Cassidy: Oh, yeah.

Maple: It's true, kids. In fact, I'm actually a student of theirs as well. I've been with these girls for about a year or so.

Katie: Wow! Guess we learn something new every day.

Steve: I'll say. ^^

Kitty: But, we kinda like to keep our identities a secret from the public, otherwise it's gonna cause mass confusion. So, tell ya what. We'll keep your secret, if you can keep ours. Deal?

David: Deal! (shakes Kitty's hand)

Ariel: (looks at the clock, and sees that it's almost time for the show) Good grief! Three minutes to showtime, ladies!

Kitty: Then, we'd better get crackin'! And, you guys better get your seats, pronto! The show's about to start!

David: Okay, Kitty! C'mon, guys!

Paul: Break a leg out there!

\*As the Comicgers head to their seats, the Qittaswell Sisters put their veils back on, and they make their way to the set. While on set, the Comicgers sat on the satin pillow seats near the front of the studio audience, and William begins to notice two of the jars were moving slightly.\*

William: Hey, guys! Those jars are moving!

Monica: There's probably cobras in them.

\*Then, the jars fall over and break apart, revealing Gerald and Harold. As they gasped for breath, they quickly realize they're on the set of the "Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em."\*

Gerald: WE DID IT, HAROLD!!! We're on the set of the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em! (kissing the floor)

Harold: For once, I think we may have actually succeeded in something!

Comicgers: (surprised by their appearence) Gerald and Harold?!?

Maple: They must've stowed away in the plane on our way over here!

Katie: Man, is there ANY lengths they won't go to be famous?

Malshiam: (walking onto the set, and recognizing Gerald) Hey! Aren't you that Gerald Sanders character that entered 457 times in the sweepstakes?

Gerald: Yes, I am, Miss Malshiam! And, this is my partner, Harold Ivory.

Harold: Sup?

Gerald: And, we're here to appear on your game show, and become famous!

Fatima: (having an idea) Oh, I think we can help you boys out with that.  C'mon, ladies! Let's give 'em a hand.

\*Then, Fatima, Malshiam, Caromina, and Arianna help Gerald and Harold up, and lead them backstage. As that was going on, the Qittaswell Sisters all get into position, and the camera begins shooting.\*

Unit Director: Are the girls in position?

Stagehand #1: Yes, they are! Fatima, Malshiam, Caromina, and Arianna have taken the two boys backstage for the first stunt.

Unit Director: Alright. Everything all set?

Stagehand #2: Yup. Audience is set! Pie Caravan is operational! Editors are on stand-by!

Unit Director: Excellent! Roll cameras in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Cue lights! And, action!

\*Then, the set lights up, and the Qittaswell Sisters were each holding portable microphones, ready to begin the show.\*

Qittaswell Sisters: Hi! We're the Qittaswell Sisters!

THE END