It's Good to be Bad (MGAoLDSV)

This is how It's Good to be Bad goes in Mac Grimborn's Adventures of LEGO DC Super-Villains.

[Then we see Jimmy with his new camera]

Jimmy Olsen: Hey, Lois, I've got it working!

Lois Lane: That's great, Jimmy. [gets the phone] Hello. I'd like to talk to Commissioner Gordon, Jim Gordon... Would you stop bugging me with your new camera, Jimmy? Go film Kara instead.

Jimmy Olsen: No can do, Lois. Kara hasn't shown up for work yet.

[Lois is looking worried]

Lois Lane: It's not like Kara to be late...

[She hears Gordon on the phone]

Lois Lane: Hello, Commissioner? Lois Lane, here. Daily Planet. Care to commit the recent break-ins at Stryker's Island?

[Then we cut to the Gotham City Police Department]

Commissioner Gordon: Yes, Miss Lane, we are doing everything we can to-- Our friend Mac's disappearance? Well, I can't commit on that.

[He gets wrapped up]

Commissioner Gordon: Yes, he has left clues to his disappearance.

[Harvey arrives with the villains' old stuff]

Commissioner Gordon: Not in here, Harvey. Put it in the vault.

[He goes to put them in the vault]

Commissioner Gordon: Miss Lane, I've got to go. I'm already late for lunch with my nephew. [hangs up the phone] Reporters. [sighs]

[He gets out his doughnut as an attack is suddenly heard]

[Riddler, Scarecrow and Clayface are attacking the Department]

The Joker: Alright, gentlemen, go grab our toys from the vault. Miss Quinn and I will meet you outside in the back when you're done.

[Joker drives away]

Commissioner Gordon: Sorry, Malavex, lunch will have to wait. [calls his units] All units, code red! Repeat, code red!

[They take out nineteen police officers]

[Then they arrive at the vault's door]

[They open the safe]

[The safe is opened as they fall]

[They crash into the vault]

Clayface: Yeah! No Batgirl to stop us today!

[They steal their stuff back]

[Then they hear Superboy]

Superboy: Stop right there, you oversized pile of mud.

[They see Nadira and Superboy]

[Scarecrow is scared]

Scarecrow: Ahh! Superboy! Nadira!

[Riddler facepalms]

Superboy: That evidence isn't going anywhere.

The Riddler: Oh, no? Riddle me this. What has ten lives and three faces?

[They look confused and suddenly knocked out cold]

[Two-Face and Catwoman appear]

Two-Face: Us.

[They cackle crazily]

[Riddler smiles]

Two-Face: We heard some of our old stuff was up for grabs.

[They grab their old stuff and escape]

[Then they enter Joker's truck]

[Joker drives away]

[They cackle as they enjoy their old stuff]

[Mac is worried]

[Riddler finds a buzzer]

The Riddler: Here you go, Chuckles.

The Joker: You got it back for me. Put it there, pal.

[Joker buzzes Riddler]

[Harley then is confused]

Harley Quinn: That's all you wanted?

The Joker: Well, I just felt so underdressed without it.

[Nadira lands on Joker's truck]

Nadira: Can I see your license, sir?

The Joker: Gah! Harley, the wipers!

[Harley presses the wrong button]

[She goes flying in the air as she screams]

Harley Quinn: Puddiiiiiing!!!

The Joker: Huh. I thought I fixed that.

[Joker's truck begins to crash into the Iceberg Lounge]

The Joker: Oh, fish.

[Inside, Penguin's guests are entering]

The Penguin: Welcome. Welcome. Try the fish.

[Joker's truck crashes as the guests scream]

[Mac gets a red jewel]

[Catwoman snatches it]

Catwoman: Keep your beaks off!

[Mac gets his Quantum Morpher]

[Penguin sees this]

[Mac morphs into the Quantum Ranger]

The Penguin: Perhaps, my feline friend, we should combine our efforts to gather up these sublime spoils. Hmmm?

[Mac gets his Quantum Defender]

[Scarecrow builds a Scare-o-Plane]

Scarecrow: Make way for my Scare-o-Plane!

[Mac's Quantum Defender is in Blade Mode]

[Nadira appears]

Nadira: Alright, everyone. Show's over. Let's all just come along quietly and get on with our day, shall we?

[Catwoman fights Nadira]

[She knocks her out cold]

[Riddler builds her a cage]

Nadira: What are you doing?

The Riddler: Building a cage before I go, dearest.

[Superboy appears]

[Mac prepares himself]

Superboy: I'll save you, Mac.

Nadira: Get em, Superboy.

[Penguin sees his Penguin cannon]

[Then he shoots down Scarecrow's Scare-o-Plane]

Scarecrow: Penguin, what have you done?!

[It goes down and crashes]

The Penguin: Quite easy to take down Superboy.

[Superboy appears]

Superboy: Down, but not out, Penguin.

The Penguin: Superboy?! Eh, of course, you realize this was all Catwoman's idea. She's the one working towards your downfall. Oh gosh, look at the time. Enjoy some nice spot of tea. Bye-bye.

Superboy: I'll catch that jail bird right after I deal with you two.

Catwoman: Big words, Superboy. Let's see how tough you talk after dealing with Catwoman!

Clayface: And Clayface. Yeah!

[Catwoman attacks Superboy]

[Then she knocks him out cold]

Nadira: Superboy!

Catwoman: Job well done.

Clayface: Whatcha gonna do?

Catwoman: Get that jewel.

[Catwoman builds a magnet]

[The magnet attracts the jewel]

[Then it slowly drops it]

[She gets it]

Catwoman: There you are, my pretty.

[She begins to leave the Lounge when she bumps into Manbat]

Manbat: Oh, hello kitty.

[Manbat takes the jewel from her]

Manbat: Hm. Nice. I'll get a few bucks for this.

[She is confused]

Catwoman: Sure, take it.

[She slides away as the Gotham City Police Department arrive]

[Gordon takes the jewel from Manbat]

Commissioner Gordon: Manbat. Commissioner Gordon. G.C.P.D. Great work. Villains, eh? I guess they thought with the Terra Venture Guardians away, they could run riot. They weren't exactly counting on heroes like you.

Manbat: Huh? Oh, yeah. Heroes. That's us. 100%. Not an ounce of evil in us.

[The officers arrest the villains]

Commissioner Gordon: Get these criminals over to Arkham.

[They get them over to Arkham]

Commissioner Gordon: Perfect place for them. [notices that Manbat's disappeared]

[He looks around and sees Manbat with a drink]

Manbat: Something wrong?

Commissioner Gordon: Yeah, it's just that Batgirl usually leaves, or something.

Manbat: Oh, alright. I'm leaving.

[He begins to leave]

Commissioner Gordon: Maybe that's how they do on Earth-3.

[Manbat now reappears]

Manbat: That was the cloakroom, not the exit.

[He leaves the Lounge]

[Gordon is confused]

[Then we see Mac, Winter, and Cheetah in a swamp]

Cheetah: Almost there... The Hall of Doom. Home to the Legion of Doom.

[The Hall of Doom appears as they walk towards it]

Catwoman: Hello, fellow feline. [sees Winter] Who's this?

Cheetah: Some friend of Lex's. They say much.

Catwoman: Really? Interesting.

[They enter the hall of see the villains]

[Mac is concerned]

[Then he ducks]

[Catwoman gives him flowers]

[Cheetah is confused]

Cheetah: Whoa, Lex is gone for a few weeks.

[Reverse-Flash runs in the room]

[Mac is worried]

Cheetah: And this place is running with dogs.

Malcolm Merlyn: Get a load of this guy.

[The villains look at him]

[Heat Wave is concerned]

Heat Wave: What's he doing here with some guy with a costume?

Cheetah: We let Mac in, Heat Wave.

Heat Wave: Really?

Cheetah: And besides, he and Winter are the real deal.

Mac Grimborn: Yeah, so we're here. What's the big surprise?

Heat Wave: So we're just letting anyone with a costume into the Hall now?

[They look at Mac and Winter]

Cheetah: Well we let you in, Heat Wave. Besides, Mac's our only hope and Winter's the real deal.

Mac Grimborn: Why's that?

Cheetah: Because you're the Quantum Ranger. The more quickly we act, the more we can get rid of the Dragon Alliance.

Mac Grimborn: How?

Catwoman: I just escaped from that feathered fool, Manbat. But he sure didn't act like a hero.

Reverse-Flash: Yeah, they trashed my lair.

The Riddler: They broke all my henchmen.

Captain Cold: They interrupted my evil monologue!

[Everyone looks at Captain Cold]

Captain Cold: It was a really good monologue.

Catwoman: Interesting. So if they're not the good guys they say they are, we can use that.

Reverse-Flash: Exposing anything crooked about their true nature would certainly get them off our backs...

Malcolm Merlyn: And allow us to go about our business... unchallenged...

Catwoman: Without proof though.

Malcolm Merlyn: Hmm, yes, without proof...

The Riddler: Harley Quinn said she saw something strange back when Luthor broke out of Stryker’s.

Clayface: But Harley’s still missing!

[Mac is worried]

[Cheetah looks at Winter]

Cheetah: Did you see anything?

Winter: No.

Heat Wave: What about this other Earth they came from?

Reverse-Flash: Earth-3.

Heat Wave: Can we go there? And dig around?

Catwoman: Hmm... That makes sense.

Malcolm Merlyn: But how do we get there?

Mac Grimborn: Wait! I've got it!

Reverse-Flash: What is it?

Mac Grimborn: How about we use the treadmill from the S.T.A.R. lab?

Reverse-Flash: Whoa! He's brilliant!

Mac Grimborn: Sometimes, I even amaze myself.

Catwoman: Okay, but take Merlyn, Captain Cold, Heat Wave, and Winter.

[They begin their mission]