Notus News

**Notus News** is a news source for all of the things that are happening in viteism, plus it also shows how Notus can have a stroke at the damn time.

## News

📰25/08/2021📰

 - MUKMUK IS NOW UNBANNED AND RECONCILED WITH LIALA! + bad news.

OMG MY GOD IM EXCITERINO

ALSO

fuck, summer is comingg to an end caslVšeObrázkyNákupyVideaZprávyVíce

Just as the surface of the cube consists of six square faces, the hypersurface of the tesseract consists of eight cubical cells. The tesseract is one of the six convex regular 4-polytopes. polytope.

...

Tesseract.

📰18/07/2021📰

 - HEY GUYS!!

VITE IS MAKIGN A NEW ACCOUNT! IT OPRONOUNS WIL L BE CUTE! OWO

ITLL JIOIN VITEsim soon

be prepared!!!!1!!1!1!d

and most importantly

enojy summerino

-notush

📰18/05/2021📰

 - HOYLY SHIT SUSMRMER!!! XD

WOW wowowow wo ele este e este un sistem de securitate a CLĂDIRILOR DE DATE Despre!!!

its the summerino time holy shot in the head

are you guyse ready xD maybe ill post more xD

📰27/04/2021📰

 - IM SORRY BUT I HAVE TO COMAPLIN AGAIN

CSNZ? WHERE ARE YOU

I DONT NEED YOUR HELP

YOURE ARE NOTHING BUT XD

THANOS SNAP THE GAME AND Ochranné opatření je upraveno v § 98 a násl. trestního zákoníku.

Ochranné opatření – Wikipediehttps://cs.wikipedia.org/ › wiki › Ochranné\_opatření

O vybraných úryvcích

Zpětná vazba

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Ochranná opatření v trestním zákoníku | PRAVNIRADCE ...https://pravniradce.ihned.cz/ › c1-40206950-ochranna-opa...

27. 1. 2010 — Ochranná opatření jsou vedle trestů samostatnou kategorií ... do režimu ochranného léčení tak, jak je upraveno a v praxi realizováno, nepatří, ...

Trestní zákoník - Díl 3 - Ochranná opatření - Podnikatel.cz

📰15/04/2021📰

 - daily activity regarding pornouns xD

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 https://www.facebook.com/notusimbituba/photos/?ref=page\_internal WHY IS IT SO HARD TO CREATE A COHERENT TEXT?

I am trying to focus my attention into it but it's kind of hard.

This is hard. I know that my server is out of sync, but I could care less and should probably do something more creative like decorating my local gardne Xd

Here have something random:

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oops it had a stroke

i forgot to disable a failsafe

OH WELL

📰23/03/2021📰

 - HOW DARE XD

JUST LOOK AT DHIS PELRSON

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📰17/03/2021📰

 - Update

Hello.

I am sori for I have not made any new news.

Sori once again.

Maybe it will become more frequency.

Sori.

Singing out.

📰6/01/2021📰

 - New PC Setup

Hello.

Vite is goign to get a new PC setup in a few days. I apologize for not so many news for the past 29 seconds.

What will she get? To be honest... I can only tell you about the specs. Here they are:

AMD Rising 5 3600

Nvidia GooForce GTX 1660

Windowed 10 Home

16 GB of Rahm

Would you say that she deserves it after 7 years of living with her blue laptop that has Intel SD Graphics? I do think so too. Christmas, overall, does not have to be on christmas. It is derived from animal husbandry.

Their monitor is also a hohoho moment. 1920 eks 1080 is a good FHD!

Moreover, the keyboard is also BLUE! It lights up!

Stay tuned for more information!

Notus signing out.

📰7/12/2020📰

 - What does everyone do to prevent getting the Trinity Grenade?

I am here to tell you that this year has been a total fuckfest, since everyone got the Trinity Grenade.

1) You should hug everyone. Everyone needs to feel good!

2) Make sure that everyone wears a combat mask to protect yourself.

3) Please follow Viteism self-promotion self-promoted self-propelled Instagram lawn.

Thank you.

📰21/10/2020📰

 - QNA: Who am I?

**1) Who is even Notus?**

Aeolus, King of the Winds, lived on the earth. An island, Aeolia, was his home.

Accurately, he was only regent of the Winds, Viceroy of the gods.

The four chief Winds were Boreas, the North Wind, in Latin Aquilo,

Zephyr, the West Wind, which had a second Latin name, Favonius;

Notus, the South Wind, also called in Latin Auster. The god of summer.

and the East Wind, Eurus, the same in both Greek and Latin.

**2) Has any presidential candidate ever before in history gone to Europe in the middle of a presidential campaign to give a speech ?**

M249 Red was the only weapon that said "Zacko is Gay" to the entirety of Europe. Everyone liked it and Italians treated him as one of the best people in the entire planet.

**3) If there ever was such a presidential candidate, what did said candidate get out of the trip ?**

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**4) Is it true than in every presidential election in the last 50 years except for one that the republicans have had a monetary advantage over the democrats in campaign funds ?**

haha u libtrarrad i m notus why do u ask me this shit IIN LAST 50 YEARS I WAS A LIGHTNING HMG-1

**5) Is it true that the regulation of campaign finances has generally been more favored by left leaning or democrat candidates and less favored by right leaning and republican candidates ?**

money go haha brrrrrrrrr right leaning more like wrong XDDDDDDDDDD

**6) Which politician has been most vocal in criticizing the recent Supreme Court decision that invalidated limits on the amount of money that can be given to candidates running for office by corporations ?**

lucia gave a birth to joe biden

**7) Can the public examine the complete list of political contributions to both presidential candidates in the most recent presidential election ?**

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**8) Can the source of the funds from 'online' political contributions be definitively tracked ?**

only say definitely and not definitively even though both are alright but i like to get pissed for no reason so please TAKE LIGHTNING BIG-EYE WATER wÉĚQEW=

**9) Does 2 + 2 = 5 ?**

21 haha

📰13/10/2020📰

 - Introduction

Welcome to Notus news, which updates every once in a while. I am Notus, the god of summer. I am here to inform you daily about several affairs regarding Viteism, however, I am also concerned about worldwide matters whether it's economics, politics etc. A QNA is coming soon revealing more about me. This info source is not meant to be taken seriously and oftentimes should be considered satire. I, Notus, hereby proclaim that I do not take any responsibility for your broken mind after reading some of my articles.

Thank you for your understanding and patience. More is coming soon.

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