The Felt

**The Felt** are a gang of mostly leprechauns under the command of Lord English. They are the rival gang to the Midnight Crew.

### Leprechauns

Most of the Felt members are Leprechauns who either possess temporal abilities directly or possess an artifact that has temporal abilities.

#### Itchy

Itchy represents the solid yellow 1 ball. He has the ability to speed up his time relative to everyone else, making him extremely fast. According to Die, Itchy always cheats . He is shown using his ability to replace an 8 with a king during a game of cards with Die.

Itchy is killed by Spades Slick early on  in *Don't Bleed on the Suits*.

#### Doze

Doze represents the solid blue 2 ball. He has the ability to slow down his time relative to everyone else , making him extremely slow. This predictably makes him easy to capture.

Doze is killed by an explosive  rigged by Clubs Deuce in a maneuver planned by Diamonds Droog.

#### Trace

Trace represents the solid red 3 ball. He has the ability to view and interact with the past trails of other people . Images of people in the past fade the further back in time they are , while more recently left trails are more solid.

Trace is killed by an explosive  rigged by Clubs Deuce in a maneuver planned by Diamonds Droog.

#### Clover

Clover represents the solid purple 4 ball. He is incredibly lucky .

According to Spades Slick, Clover "has all the intel and is highly cooperative" . He is not aggressive towards the Midnight Crew, but the information he provides is incredibly cryptic .

Clover is one of only two Felt members other than Snowman to not be killed during *Don't Bleed on the Suits* before Slick is sent to the highly unfavorable timeline (the other being Cans).

#### Fin

Fin represents the solid orange 5 ball. He has the ability to view and interact with the future trails of other people . Images of people in the future fade the further forward in time they are , while sooner trails are more solid.

Apparently, while interacting with future trails, the actions of the people he's trailing can affect Fin's current environment , such as Diamonds Droog's bullets being able to wound Fin and leave bullet holes in the walls.

Fin dies when he succumbs to the aforementioned wounds .

#### Die

Die represents the solid green 6 ball. He possess a white doll and straight pins corresponding to each of the other Felt members. Inserting or removing a pin from the doll will jump Die to a timeline where all of the Felt members whose pins are inside the doll are dead .

Die does not only possess pins for leprechauns, as he is shown to also possess pins that correspond to Spades Slick  and (presumably) the rest of the Midnight Crew. Notably, he also apparently possessed pins corresponding to himself  and to Snowman . What would have happened if he had used either of these pins is not known. Slick uses Die's pin after Die is killed, to seemingly no effect.

Die is killed by Spades Slick  after accidentally running into him by jumping to his timeline.

#### Crowbar

Crowbar represents the solid maroon 7 ball. Crowbar is the most intelligent of the leprechauns. When Slick jumps to a timeline where Crowbar is a live, he remarks that "[The Felt] almost seems halfway competent when he's running the show" .

According to Clover, Crowbar's crowbar can pry anything out of a time loop . It can destroy any temporal artifact  and remove all consequences it had on the timeline. For example, Slick uses it to destroy Eggs's egg timer to remove the copies of Eggs and Biscuits created from unstable time loops.

He is one of the three Felt members who are dead at the beginning  of *Don't Bleed on the Suits*. However, another Crowbar is brought in from an alternate timeline and is decapitated by Slick .

#### Stitch

Stitch represents the striped yellow 9 ball. He is the tailor with the ability to create effigies bound to different people so long as he has a hat that belongs to them . Injuries suffered by these people will be reflected on the effigies , and if the tears on the effigy are sewn shut, the person is healed . When a person dies, their effigy instantly erupts in smoke  and cannot be repaired.

Stitch is also in charge of maintaining Lord English's backup coat. Lord English's coats are made up of the fabric of spacetime, and become damaged when unstable timeloops are created .

Stitch possess pins with yellow striped heads  very similar in appearance to Die's pins. However, these pins likely do not have temporal abilities and are simply used for tailoring.

A version of Stitch from another timeline is killed by the original timeline Spades Slick . The Stitch from the original timeline is impaled by Slick on Snowman's lance.

#### Sawbuck

Sawbuck represents the striped blue 10 ball. Whenever Sawbuck is non-fatally injured, he is teleported to a random point in the timeline  along with the person or people who injured him.

Sawbuck is wounded accidentally  by a version of Crowbar that Slick brought in from another timeline, then decapitated by Slick himself . Another Sawbuck who was brought from the same alternate timeline was also decapitated here.

#### Matchsticks

Matchsticks represents the striped red 11 ball. He is one of the three Felt members who are dead at the beginning  of *Don't Bleed on the Suits*, and one of only two to not make an in-person appearance or have their ability revealed (the other being Quarters).

#### Eggs

Eggs represents the striped purple 12 ball. He possesses an egg timer that sends him backward in time for the amount of time set on it.

Eggs is eaten by Hearts Boxcars  after his egg timer is destroyed by the crowbar juju.

#### Biscuits

Biscuits represents the striped orange 13 ball. He possesses an oven that sends him forward in time  for the amount of time set on the oven's timer.

Biscuits is killed by an explosive set by Clubs Deuce .

#### Quarters

Quarters represents the striped green 14 ball. He is one of the three Felt members who are dead at the beginning  of *Don't Bleed on the Suits*, and one of only two to not make an in-person appearance or have their ability revealed (the other being Matchsticks).

#### Cans

Cans represents the striped maroon 15 ball. He has the ability to punch people into different parts of the calendar . For example, punching people downward causes them to jump forward one week.

Cans is one of only two Felt members other than Snowman to not be killed during *Don't Bleed on the Suits* before Slick is sent to the highly unfavorable timeline (the other being Clover).

### Snowman

See: Black Queen/Snowman

It seems to be a strict policy of both The Felt and the Midnight Crew to cease fire when Snowman is around . This is because of the fact that killing her destroys the universe. This makes her the only member of The Felt that Spades Slick does not intend to kill  during the events of *Don't Bleed on the Suits*.

## The Felt's Mansion

The Felt's Mansion is the gang's base of operations of post-apocalypse Alternia.

### Clocks

The mansion formerly contained 1,000 clocks. All of these clocks were destroyed over the course of Don't Bleed on the Suits.

* 4 – In the foyer . Slick sets them all on fire.
* 1 – The built-in clock feature  on Spades Slick's Crosbytop inside his War Chest. Slick stabs it with a knife.
* 9 – In a hallway near the main entrance . Eight of them were destroyed in the past by Crowbar and Sawbuck  accidentally opening fire at each other. One extra clock was destroyed by Slick.
* 8 – In this room , although Slick only destroys one. He breaks it with his Cast Iron Horse Hitcher.
* 7 – In the room where Fin's blood trail originates . The clocks were destroyed in the past by Diamonds Droog abusing Fin's abilities to riddle him with bullets , once in Fin's time and again in Droog's time .
* 8 – In the room where Itchy and Die are killed . Slick sets them all on fire.
* 78 – In various unknown parts of the mansion . Destroyed by the explosive rigged to kill Doze and Trace.

### Secret Vault

An enormous safe in the back of The Felt's mansion. There is a clock on the front. Hearts Boxcars speculates that the combination to the safe involves manipulating the flow of time .

## Biography

### Exile

* Sometime before *Don't Bleed on the Suits*, The Felt knock down one of Slick's favorite casinos . Additionally, The Felt's Crowbar, Matchsticks, and Quarters  are killed by the Midnight Crew. The exact order of these events is unknown.

### Don't Bleed on the Suits

#### The Past

* Fin follows Diamonds Droog's future trail . From the future, Droog abuses Fin's ability to gravely injure him with gunfire , destroying all the clocks in the room in the process. Fin escapes down the stairs to Stitch's shop, leaving a trail of blood behind him.
* Fin comes across Clubs Deuce's future trail  and decides to follow him. He does not know that, in the future, Deuce is following the blood trail Fin is leaving.
* After seeing that Deuce is matching Fin's exact route and still not realizing Deuce is simply following the blood trail, Fin considers shooting and killing Deuce  for knowing too much. However, he does not, because Deuce has C4 on his head  and Fin doesn't want to set the explosive off. Fin mistakes all this coincidence for cunning on Deuce's part.
* Fin finally makes it to Stitch's shop. He warns Stitch about Deuce and dies before Stitch can patch him up .
* Sawbuck is standing around near the entrance of the mansion. Spades Slick, Crowbar, and Sawbuck\* appear from the future  (the 4th jump) due to Crowbar and Slick injuring future-Sawbuck\*. Crowbar and Sawbuck accidentally open fire on each other . Slick speculates that they eventually go on to destroy all of the clocks in that room.
* Slick stabs Sawbuck\* again . They are sent forward in time (the 5th jump) to just before Slick first pulled Crowbar's pin from Die's doll.

\*This version of Sawbuck is the one from Crowbar's timeline. See: Crowbar's Timeline.

#### The Present

* At roughly 12:00 (judging by the clock on the vault ), The Midnight Crew infiltrate The Felt's mansion. Their goal is to plunder Lord English's secret vault  and kill the rest of The Felt members.
* Doze is captured and tied up  by Clubs Deuce, who swaps their hats  to try and get under his skin. Itchy speeds through the room  without Clubs Deuce noticing.
* Itchy unties Doze  and swaps around everyone's hats. Doze is now wearing his own hat, Itchy is wearing Diamonds Droog's hat, Clubs Deuce has Spades Slick's hat, Spades Slick has Clubs Deuce's hat , and Diamonds Droog has Itchy's hat . Clubs Deuce stomps on Slick's hat on accident.
* Slick trips up Itchy  and he falls over, giving Slick the opportunity to beat him to death .
* Die suddenly appears before Slick  in a flash of light. He had decided to jump to a timeline where Itchy was dead (because Itchy always cheats) landing him in the timeline that is the focus of the intermission. His doll contains the pins corresponding to Crowbar, Matchsticks, Quarters, and Itchy. Slick bludgeons him  in the side of the head, and he tries to escape by jumping  to a timeline where Slick is dead. In that timeline, The Felt and their mansion doesn't exist either.
* Not wanting to live alone in the deserts of post-apocalypse Alternia, Die unsticks Slick's pin. Slick quickly slits his throat , instantly killing him. Slick takes Die's voodoo doll.
* Trace punches Diamonds Droog's past self in the face  and walks off, not realizing Deuce was there . Deuce follows Droog's instructions: he leaves Doze tied up  with an explosive under his hat . Deuce forgets that Boxcars needed backup and follows Fin's blood trail instead.
* Eggs  and Biscuits  appear by the vault to accost Hearts Boxcars. Their assault continues for four hours .
* At exactly 4 o' clock , Clover appears at the vault to laugh at Boxcars, Eggs, and Biscuits.
* Their shenanigans cause tears in the fabric of spacetime to appear in Lord English's coat , to Stitch's chagrin. Eggs and Biscuits's attack continues further .
* Slick is standing around in the room nearby the mansion's entrance. Another version of Slick from elsewhere in time appears alongside Sawbuck , heavily injured (the 5th jump). The other Slick stabs Sawbuck and they are sent forward in time  (the 6th jump).
* Slick, having used Die's doll to jump to another timeline, returns to his original timeline  with Sawbuck and Crowbar stuffed inside the War Chest. Slick releases his captive Felt members, and Crowbar attempts to shoot him. However, Slick reflects the bullet and it hits Sawbuck. The three of them are sent back in time  (the 4th jump) to before the Midnight Crew invaded the mansion.
* Slick and Sawbuck appear from slightly in the future  (the 7th jump). Slick chokes out Sawbuck so that he falls unconscious. By watching a clock that he knows gets destroyed in the future, he waits for Crowbar and his original timeline's Sawbuck to appear. When they do, Slick quickly decapitates them all . Slick picks his War Chest back up (with Stitch's corpse still inside) and leaves.
* Later, Slick and Sawbuck appear from the past  (the 6th jump) in that same room, among the bloodied, decapitated remains of Crowbar and the two Sawbucks. Slick notices that an additional clock has been destroyed inside the room. Slick removes the lance from Sawbuck's torso and they jump back in time again  (the 7th jump).
* Droog and Deuce force Stitch at cane-and-gunpoint to create effigies of Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog  using their backup hats. Deuce and Boxcars can't get effigies yet because Stitch doesn't have their backup hats on hand. Slick says he has Deuce and Boxcars' hats (Deuce's because Itchy give it to him and Boxcars because Slick has the Wrathtub of a Boxcars from another timeline) and he's on his way.
* Droog has Stitch patch up the wound in Slick's eye .
* Slick pretends to joust  using the Horse Hitcher and Snowman's lance. Snowman catches him in the act . Slick throws his hat down in disgust.

* Trace follows Droog's past trail some more, then comes across Deuce's past trail and decides to follow that instead .
* Eventually, Droog and Deuce make their way to the secret vault  with Stitch in tow. They've had effigies made  for Slick and Droog by keeping Stitch at gunpoint. Droog and Deuce try to free Boxcars by shooting up the crowd of Eggs and Biscuits's temporal doubles, to no avail.
* Stitch tries to sneakily light Slick and Droog's effigies on fire . However, before he can, Slick storms in and impales him on Snowman's lance , killing him.
* Deuce's past trail leads Trace to where Deuce had left Doze tied up . The explosive finally goes off , killing both Doze and Trace.
* Slick destroys Eggs's egg timer  with Crowbar's crowbar, negating its temporal effects and removing all of Eggs and Biscuits's temporal doubles.
* Hearts Boxcars eats Eggs . Biscuits quickly retreats into his oven  to escape into the future. Deuce puts an explosive in the oven primed to explode when Biscuits emerges.
* Slick goes to pry open Lord English's vault with the crowbar, but Clover pleads for them not to , as it would be bad luck.
* Suddenly, Cans plows through the wall Kool-Aid Man style . He punches Droog into next week, and punches Boxcars off of the calendar entirely.
* By prying open the vault with the crowbar , Slick is sent to a highly unfavorable timeline where everything is destroyed and everyone is dead except for him and Snowman.
* Biscuits emerges from his oven along with the explosive left by Deuce. The bomb goes off, killing him .

#### Crowbar's Timeline

The following events take place in the timeline where Crowbar is still alive that Slick goes to using Die's voodoo doll. Every instance of Spades Slick mentioned here (except for Scurrilous Straggler) is the Slick from the timeline that is the focus of the intermission.

* Before adopting the moniker Spades Slick, the Scurrilous Straggler wanders the desert wasteland  of post-apocalypse Alternia. One day, Spades Slick, Crowbar, and Sawbuck appear from the future  (the 2nd jump). SS appreciates Slick's sense of fashion, not realizing that it's him from the future.
* Slick knocks out Crowbar  and takes his crowbar. He shoves Crowbar's body in the War Chest and stabs Sawbuck . Slick and Sawbuck are sent to a point in time after the firefight was supposed to take place (the 3rd jump).
* Years later, in The Felt's mansion, Crowbar and Stitch are setting up cover for the upcoming firefight with the Midnight Crew. Slick and Sawbuck appear from the future  (the 1st jump) due to Slick injuring Sawbuck. Slick kills Stitch and throws a knife at Crowbar, but Crowbar deflects the knife into Sawbuck . Slick, Crowbar, and Sawbuck are sent far into the past to before the town was built (the 2nd jump).
* Slick jumps to this timeline by pulling Crowbar's pin  from Die's doll. In this timeline, Crowbar has rallied The Felt against the Midnight Crew  and the two gangs are locked in a firefight. However, the encounter is roughly halted by the appearance of Snowman . She jabs her cigarette holder in Slick's eye , wounding him. She then walks away.
* Slick injures Sawbuck with Snowman's lance . The two are sent back in time to before the firefight (the 1st jump).
* Hearts Boxcars shows up to the venue of the firefight to find that Stitch has been killed and Crowbar and Sawbuck are missing. Slick and Sawbuck appear from back in time  (the 3rd jump) before the town was built. Slick asks Boxcars for his Wrathtub. He puts Sawbuck and Stitch inside the Wrathtub, then puts the Wrathtub inside the War Chest. Slick sticks Crowbar's pin back into Die's doll  and jumps back to his original timeline.