Uncraft Me!

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**Uncraft Me!** is an independent video game developed by Studio Team Shuriken. The game centers around Alex attempting to save various goddesses from their icy prisons with the aid of his jetpack.

While the channel technically played the original game in 2014, and the sequel (Uncraft Me! 2) in 2015, both series will be on this article due to the channel not labeling the latter two accordingly.

In all four videos, Renae, Sydney, Andrea, and Mackenzie played the game.

### Part One

The first part was uploaded on June 30th, 2014 and was the 108th video uploaded onto the channel. It had the girls attempting to save Frea.

The girls start the game, Mackenzie and Renae reading the prologue and commenting about the background of the game. The girls see the titlescreen and are greeted by an image of a goddess with large breasts.

Mackenzie and Renae are taken by surprise by the large breasts, Renae saying that Andrea would be jealous. Andrea sees the titlescreen and loudly proclaims that the game was made for perverts, while Sydney finds it humorous.

Mackenzie looks at the breasts and comments that she's unsure what to do, as Andrea looks at the level selection and notices the goddess with blue hair and chooses her. Renae finds Alex's walking animation funny and says the game reminds her of Minecraft.

The girls get to the first rocket to blast parts of the ice, though they are unsure of what it is, Renae attempting to touch it. The girls then attempt to fly over a pit of lava and onto the platform above.

Some of the girls have trouble getting past the obstacle, Mackenzie and Andrea wasting their fuel and not using the booster to their advantage. Sydney mainly struggles because she misjudges her steering.

Renae easily passes it, and the other girls eventually pass it as well, as they get the next rocket. Renae mistake the thighs as boobs, as Andrea realizes that the rocket is freeing the goddess, or in her words, creating naked girls in the background.

They face another lava obstacle, which they have troubles again, Andrea commenting that she plays better drunk but that it might be the alcohol talking. Sydney fails as she realizes that she has to descend at the last turn.

Mackenzie gets mad at Alex, saying that he's the worst jetpack maker, as Renae passes the lava. The other girls pass it was well and get to the next rocket. As the rocket exposes the goddess's belly, Andrea comments that it could be worse and could be a shot of her vagina.

Mackenzie realizes by this point that the bar at the top right corner is her jetpack fuel, and jokes that that's the plethora of her gaming knowledge; figuring things out halfway through the game.

The girls initially struggle with the next obstacle but they eventually get past it and to the next rocket, Mackenzie taking a moment to celebrate her minor victory. The girls get to their next obstacle course where they have to avoid rockets.

Renae notices the rockets and jokes that rockets do try to get her on a normal basis. Mackenzie manages to dodge the rocket, but a rocket on a wall takes her by surprise and almost gets her.

Andrea manages to dodge three the rockets that were coming after her at once, which she makes her proud of herself. They get to the next rocket, Renae predicting that it'll get the upper chest of the goddess, which it does.

The girls get to their final obstacle course, Mackenzie commenting that she doesn't have the precision to jump on the pillars before managing to jump on one. She then attempts to jump on the second pillar but fails.

Sydney comments that she can do scary games, but will struggle at game where she has to control things. Renae jumps on a pillar but keeps falling off it before saving herself and landing on the pillar.

Andrea and Mackenzie see the third pillar and comments that it is far too small to land on. Renae "talks" to Alex, telling him to make the next pillar, but fails, commenting that guys never listen.

Andrea comments that she doesn't think there was an option to save a male and says that it is unfair for those that are straight "sometimes". Renae comments that Alex is most likely distracted by the breasts and says it's the reason guys can't be superheroes.

The girls finally make it to the rocket and finally free the goddess. Renae and Mackenzie look in surprise as the game scopes on the goddess, as Andrea calls the game stupid. Mackenzie gets the best time as 6 minutes 27 seconds.

### Part Two

The second part was uploaded on July 7th, 2014 and was the 111th video uploaded onto the channel. It had the girls attempting to save Eos.

The video continues from the previous video, as Andrea comments that there is no option to save a boy. They start the level, as Sydney looks at the first obstacle course and says that she's bad at it since she can't judge when to land.

Mackenzie comments that she's doing better the second time, but retracts her statement saying she meant to say worse. As Renae continues to find the walking animation somewhat humorous, she then jokes that it's why Alex was the socially awkward one.

Sydney continues to struggle at the first part, as Mackenzie realizes that the "balls" are boosters for the jetpack. The girls initially struggle with the first obstacle, but manage to get past it and to the first rocket. Renae predicts that the rocket is going to go to the goddess's crotch, but it goes to her thigh.

She then sees the lava put and says that it can't get her before proceeding to fall directly into it. Andrea comments that the point of the game is to play for porn, as Sydney repeatedly jumps on and off of the blocks, saying that she gets too nervous when she lands.

The girls get past the obstacle and to the next rocket. The rocket somewhat exposes her crotch, which Andrea comments about to an extent. The girls seemingly get past the next obstacle course with ease, as they get the next rocket, Renae predicting that it'll go to the left hip, which it does.

The next obstacle has Sydney struggling due to steering off course, while Renae easily gets past it, not needing all of the boosters. The other girls also get past the obstacle course and to the next rocket which exposes the goddess's breast.

Andrea notices the goddess's nipples and says that it's not where it should be and that the creator doesn't know where nipples are meant to go. She later uses Alex as a guide to show where the nipples are suppose to go.

Mackenzie comments that she can't concentrate with the breasts in the background and says it must be what watching Renae playing games feels like. Sydney makes it to the end of the course and notes that she has to jump up but decides to go left, dying.

The girls eventually gets past the final obstacle and to the last rocket, freeing the goddess. Mackenzie sees the goddess's accessories and finds it cool, though she isn't sure what the goddess is doing with her eyes (she's winking).

Afterwards, the girls hit tab and see the game switch from goddess mode to kitten mode. Sydney laughs at this, while the other girls just finds it wrong and disturbing, Renae saying that she prefers to save turtles and Mackenzie saying that it's basically changing from "save a goddess" to "save a pussy".

### Part Three

The third part was uploaded on March 27th, 2015 and was the 259th video uploaded onto the channel. It had the girls attempting to save Lauren.

The video begins with the girls reading the prologue and get to the titlescreen, Sydney noting one of the girl's robotic nature. The girls begin the game, Andrea commenting about liking red heads. The girls get to their first turret with ease and destroys a block of ice.

Andrea and Mackenzie notes that the area they exposed is literally a crotch shot, Renae commenting on the exposed skin and is disgusted by it. Andrea comments that she is really conflicted about the game, saying that sometimes she's pissed off and sometimes she's turned on.

The girls get to their second turret with ease as well, Sydney commenting that Lauren's breasts have no support from underneath and that it is not safe. Mackenzie gets distracted by the underboob, pausing the game and the video to express how much underboobs rock.

The girls now get to the trickier part of the level, flying over a lava pit with lava balls flying out of, Sydney having the most trouble. They then have to get past a obstacle with lava on the walls, Renae commenting on the physics not agreeing with the lava.

Renae fails and gets annoyed with Alex's comments, saying he sounds like her boyfriend when she doesn't do well in games. Sydney continuously gets close to the turret by falls short, falling into the lava, Sydney getting frustrated at each failure.

Alex also gets annoyed and begins cursing, which takes Sydney by surprise. She and the girls eventually get to the turret and destroys the ice, exposing a breast. The girls notice Lauren's nipple poking out of the bikini, Sydney joking that she's been in the ice for too long.

Andrea struggles to fly over a large pit of lava and to make good use of the boosters along the way, saying that the breasts are distracting her. Mackenzie on the other hands, tries a bit too hard to get all of the boosters, which costs her as she fails right at the last booster.

The girls then get to the fourth turret and exposes the other breast, Sydney saying that it's an important boob and Andrea noting that the nipple isn't poking out like on the other breast. The girls then struggle to get past the next obstacle course, which involves timing their landing.

Sydney comments that if she was the hero, she'd fail miserably, she later gets close to the end of the course but flies straight into a lava ball, frustrating her. Andrea continues to be distracted by the lack of nipple, blaming it for making her flying straight into a lava ball.

The girls eventually get to their next turret, Renae guessing that the turret will expose Lauren's upper chest, which it does. She then comments on Lauren's lack of protection on her chest area. The girls are now on their last obstacle course, which has a wind to help them fly through the maze.

The girls don't seem to be using their jetpack fuel wisely, as they run out of it before getting to the second turbine. Andrea continues to blame the breasts for distracting her and making her fail, and begins to get angry at Alex.

Mackenzie comments that she likes that Alex has a voice and is cursing, saying that it means she doesn't have to say anything as there's already a voice expressing her anger. Sydney continues to struggle steering Alex in the right direction, facepalming at her failure.

Eventually, the girls get past the obstacle and to their final turret, completing the level. The girls celebrate, Sydney commenting on Lauren's arm being robotic, while Renae continues to talk about Lauren's lack of protection.

### Part Four

The fourth part was uploaded on April 3rd, 2015 and was the 263rd video uploaded onto the channel. It had the girls attempting to save Kayla.

The video begins with the girls starting the next level. Renae gets to the pit of lava and vows to defeat it, only to run out of jetpack fuel and falling into the lava pit. Mackenzie comments that the obstacle is impossible to accomplish, despite doing well.

Renae fails to get to the platform above and almost falls into the lava pit, blaming her failure on Alex. Sydney struggles to steer Alex, veering too far off from the upper platform. The girls manage to get to their first turret and destroy the ice blocks and exposing a thigh

Renae is underwhelmed at what was exposed, as she goes forward, only to get crushed by a wall. Mackenzie also gets crushed by the next obstacle, agreeing with Alex's expletive response. Sydney and Andrea also get crushed by the wall, Andrea dying again to test out the water.

Sydney seems overwhelmed with the intensity and pace she has to go in the obstacle course, as the girls manage to get past the obstacle course and to the second turret. Renae is still upset that only the thighs have been exposed so far.

Their next obstacle course is similar to the last one, but involves a lot more steering, Mackenzie saying that she can't move as fast as the game wants her to go. Sydney struggles to steer Alex through the course, as Andrea almost makes it past the obstacle course.

She later comments that moving her controller with the game helps her play better, saying that her almost making it to the end proves it. The girls continue to struggle with the obstacle course, Renae saying that she doesn't care about the boobs anymore and wants to get out.

The girls eventually get past it and onto the next obstacle course, which Sydney already knows she isn't going to do well with. The other girls gets past it with ease and all four get to the next turret and expose the belly Sydney noting that she can barely see anything through the background.

Sydney looks at the next obstacle course and is in disbelief, while Renae almost lands on a rocket and tries to go back, but falls into the lava pit. The girls manage get to the fifth turret and exposes the breasts, Mackenzie and Renae noting the odd shape of the breasts.

Andrea the flies straight into the lava pit on the next obstacle course, saying the boobs distracted her. The girls have trouble going through the next obstacle course, Mackenzie commenting that the odd shape of the breasts it still distracting to her.

Renae seems to almost get close but falls short, which begins to frustrate her. Sydney and Andrea appear to have the most trouble, Andrea smacking the controller in her palm in frustration, while Sydney just laughs at every failure.

The girls eventually get past the obstacle course and to the final turret, freeing Kayla. Mackenzie sees the whole body of the girl and comments on it, but says the odd shape of the boobs is still a turn off, while Sydney continues to comment about the lack of support underneath the breasts.

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