Audrey LeesHaines

**Audrey LeesHaines** is a female character on *Saint Louis.* She is a student at Saint Louis Public School. She has been voiced by people during the series' run: Catherine. She is the most prominent female character of the series.

## Background

### **Concept and Creation**

Her name is said to be based on "Audrey LeesHaines", the wife of one of Goanimate's friends.[6]

### **Criminal Record**

Audrey has committed the following crimes throughout the series:

## Appearance

Audrey wears a purple t-shirt, and blue jeans.

*To see images of Audrey LeesHaines, visit Audrey LeesHaines/Gallery.*

## Relationships

### Steven Smith

For the first seven seasons of the series, Audrey's most notable feature was her

relationship with Steven Smith. Their relationship began in the pilot episode "Amey Kamat Gets an Anal Probe", where it was revealed that the two of them had been attracted for some time prior to the series. A recurring gag in the series involved Steven getting queasy from excitement whenever Audrey tried to kiss him (and in early episodes whenever she spoke to him) and then throwing up on her. Despite Steven's continual vomiting, Audrey has so far stayed with him. She became extremely jealous when Ms. Christensen "came between them" in "Tom's Rhinoplasty". After Steven falls for Ms. Christensen and ignores Audrey's attempts to win back his love, Wendy pays a group of Iraqis a large sum of money to capture Ms. Ellen and shoot her into the sun. In the episode, "Destini's Breasts Destroy Society", Audrey openly insults Destini after Steven (together with the other boys) grows attracted to her developing breasts; this jealousy later extends to the point of her undergoing breast augmentation surgery to turn Steven's attention back to herself. Though they remained together until Season Seven, their relationship didn't seem as strong, and at times seemed strained (an example being the aforementioned "Destini's Breasts Destroy Society"). On Steven's part, though, it may have largely been because his adventures throughout the seasons left him too busy to pay attention to Audrey. She broke up with him in the Season Seven episode, "Raisins", although the only reason given was that she wanted to date Harlem Hill.

Even after she had broken up with Steven, he still showed feelings for her, and tried to win her back by playing Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" on his boombox on her lawn, though the plan failed when he saw that Harlem was in Audrey's room. In "Follow That Egg!", while working on the egg project, he tried to impress Audrey with his fathering abilities and grew jealous of Emily for working as the "father" of the same egg Audrey was the "mother" of. Near the end of the episode, Audrey complimented Steven on his "fathering" abilities, although due to Steven's bitterness, he rejected the complimenting, telling her that he "didn't care what [she] thinks".

In "The List", Audrey helps Steven to discover that the girls' election of who the cutest and the ugliest boys in Saint Louis Public School was rigged. At the end of the episode, she admits to Steven that she enjoyed hanging out with him again, and they attempt to kiss, during which Steven throws up on her again. This is often seen as the "re-ignition" of their relationship.

This "re-ignition" was verified in the episode "Super Fun Time"; Steven pairs with Audrey on the field trip, telling the others that he is with his girlfriend, as well as fretting about the possibility of looking like a dork in front of her.

In "Public School Musical", Audrey gave Steven a small kiss at her locker

before walking away; this is notable as it was the first time Stan did not vomit thereafter. This may have been done because Parker and Stone were getting bored of the near-constant gag, similar to how they grew tired of killing Arika after Season Five.

In "Landon's Bottom Girl", when Landon attempted to recruit her into his "kissing company", Stan defended her heavily against Landon's advances.

In "Dances With Smurfs", Steven heavily defends Audrey when she is being panned by Amey.

Despite a rather stable relationship in later seasons, Steven has managed to irritate Audrey on occasion.

In "You Have 0 Friends", Audrey tells Steven to change his profile information on his newly-created Facebook page to "in a relationship", as she was quite upset over it being listed as "Single". Later in the episode, she jealously mistook Steven's grandmother's friend, Susan, as a girl who was flirting with Steven by commenting that he looked cute in an unseen photo of a young Steven in a rabbit outfit.

In "Bass to Mouth", Audrey was infuriated when she learned that Eavesdropper had revealed a private e-mail Steven sent to Arika, in which he called another girl's butt crack "hot". In "The Hobbit", Audrey is angered at Steven when he suggests she gets a Photoshopped image of herself.

In "Gluten Free Ebola", Audrey joined the rest of the 10th-grade class in showing their displeasure toward him and the boys after they were forced to return to school upon the failure of their start-up company. Steven broke up with her before the episode, citing his desire to put all his effort into the company, bragging that he'd be "swimming in bikini", but later regretted it. At the end of the episode, Audrey asks Steven to dance at the party, and he happily accepts her offer.

Despite their disagreements, Audrey has continued to be a girlfriend to Steven, again showing her empathy towards those around her. For example, when she helped him break his "hoarding" habit in "Insheeption", citing that it would threaten their relationship.

In "Butt Burgers", Audrey approaches Emily about Steven's new behavior problems. Audrey attempts to get Emily's help to roust Steven out of his depression, but Emily refuses to help.

In "Dirty Hunt", Audrey breaks up with Steven for a third time, due to the actions of internet troll Dirtyhunt42. This was because all of the girls believed Dirtyhunt42's actions spoke for the boys' opinions. However, she shows great reluctance and a bit of sorrow over doing so, as she voiced concern over the plan, and was coerced into doing so by Isabella and Jamila.

In "Oh, Jeez", Steven, encouraged by Bill Clinton as part of his Gentlemen's Club program, attempts to apologize to Audrey in a restaurant, and get back together with her. This meetup ends abruptly, however, when Landon spots Steven from outside the restaurant, calls him a "traitor" for being with a girl, and presses his penis against the glass door - an act Clinton refers to as "pressing pickle". Despite this, Amey Kamat : The Fractured But Whole implies that Steven and Audrey got back together, between the relationship chart made in the development of the game stating that they're dating, and the flirtatious dialogue between the two.

See also: "Audrey's Song" and "Wake Up Audrey", two love songs written by Steven.

### Amey Kamat

Audrey is one of the stronger examples of an Amey Kamat hater, but in the Season Four episode, "Chef Goes Nanners", she had a temporary crush on him while they were working together on the flag debate. She even dreamed of herself and Amey falling in love together in a meadow. Frightened by these feelings, she consulted Destini for help on the matter, and Destini told her that it was probably just love tension caused by working for so long beside him. Upon her advice, Audrey passionately kissed Amey at the presentation the next day. After that, she lost all her positive and negative feelings for him, even seeming to consider him a friend.

Her hatred for him returned eight seasons later, in the episode "Breast Cancer Show Ever", where she fought him, and beat him up after he mocks breast cancer several points in the episode.

In "The Cissy", outraged by Amey's manipulation of transgender's to use first the girl's bathroom, then get his own private bathroom. She cut her hair, wore jeans, and called herself Audrey to get back at Amey and use his bathroom, peeing him off.

### Harlem Hill

In "Raisins", after Audrey broke up with Steven, she began dating Harlem Hill. Their relationship likely did not last long, as Harlem was seen with other girls in "Stupid Spoiled Girl Video Playset". They were, however, shown riding a ferris wheel together in "The Jeffersons". Afterward, they rarely interacted and weren't seen together, so they probably had an off-screen breakup.

Despite their lack of interaction nowadays, in the Season Sixteen episode "Amey Kamat Finds Love", Audrey tells Jamila Kains that her supposed crush, Harlem, is really nice and that she dated him for a while, meaning that they might still be friends after their breakup.

### Emily Wichmer

Emily and Audrey worked together in "Follow That Egg!". Audrey complimented Emily's parenting skills, and, in the same episode, Emily comforted her when she was missing her egg. In "The List", Audrey helps Emily get the real list. Audrey also helps Emily find Peter in "Amey Kamat Gets an Anal Probe". In "Butt Burgers", Emily and Audrey talk about Steven, and two boys say "Those two should just screw and get it over with."

### Landon Williams

Audrey and Landon are typically just neutral, but when they have rare

interactions it is never good. In "Landon's Bottom Girl", Audrey angrily attempts to fend off Landon's attempts at persuading her to join his company after he calls her a "dog". Steven Smith intervenes, to get him to leave her alone. He also led a rebellion against her in "Dances with Smurfs", which resulted in Butters peeing on the side of her home.

In "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Audrey and Amey plan to fight after school and Landon originally starts out as Amey's biggest supporter and said he wanted Amey to "Kick her [Audrey's] butt!" however when the fight actually begins Landon has a change of heart and eggs Audrey on along with the entire school while she gives Amey the beating of his life and shouts "Freak him up, Wendy!".

In "Marjorine", Audrey didn't seem to care that Landon had seemingly died, although it is worth noting that none of the other students did either so this was more likely for comedy than for Audrey actually not caring for Landon's life.

Their relationship reached its boiling point in "The Hobbit" after Landon rejected Audrey's friend, by calling her "fat". Enraged at Landon for hurting her friend's feelings, Audrey slams Landon's locker shut and calls him an jerk. Landon admits that while she seems like a nice girl, she is too overweight for him, he says he likes girls because she is beautiful. Audrey rolls up Landon's picture of girls and throws it on the floor then storms off, but not before threatening to tell Mr. Fischer about what Landon" said to that poor girl." In Mr. Fischer's office, Audrey expects Landon to be in trouble but is baffled when she finds out that Mr. Fischer sides with Landon. Later in the episode, Audrey seemed to want to make peace with Landon, she politely invites him to the computer lab so she could show him how easy it is for women to Photoshop images of themselves by photo-shopping an image. He, however, mistakes that for a legitimate image of her and feels regretful for rejecting her then leaves the room.

### Destini Lewis

Audrey is best friends with Destini Lewis. They have assisted each other at various times throughout the series. In "Tom's Rhinoplasty", Destini gave Audrey a makeover to help her impress Steven, as she thought Ms. Christensen was trying to take him from her. In "Clubhouses", Audrey unsuccessfully attempted to help Destini begin dating Emily.

Though they seem to be very close friends, they have had a fair share of issues. In "Destini's Breasts Destroy Society", Audrey becomes jealous of Destini because she had become popular among the boys due to her developing breasts. However, Audrey was not the only girl to become jealous, as she was seen insulting Bebe behind her back with several other girls. Later, despite her mother's concerns, she got breast implants, presumably in order to outdo Destini, only for her to arrive too late when the boys in class got over Destini's breasts due to her wearing a cardboard box over her chest, causing the boys to laugh at Audrey's breast implants and call her a "stupid dog".

In the episode, "Stupid Spoiled Girl Video Playset", Audrey left the party as she felt the stupid spoiled girl game was demeaning to girls and did not want to be apart of it.

In "The List", Destini and Audrey get into a fight after arguing over the list of the cutest and ugliest boys. Nevertheless, they were shown to still be friends in "Breast Cancer Show Ever". Their friendship still appears to remain alive today, as they've been shown together in the popular girls' clique in numerous instances. In addition, Destini has a photograph of her and Audrey smiling together hung on her bedroom wall, as shown in "Amey Kamat Finds Love" and "Dirty Hunt".

### Other Girls

Audrey acts as the leader of the female "population". The other girls look up to her as their voice of reason, though on some occasions, they ignore her suggestions. The most notable exception however was during "Stupid Spoiled Girl Video Playset", in which Audrey, failing to grasp the trend of being a whore, was outcast from the girls.

In "The List", Destini threatened her with a gun after finding out she knew about the forged list.

Audrey used the girls as hypothetical examples in railing against using Photoshop to "improve" women's looks in "The Hobbit". The girls misconstrued her remarks and thus labeled her a "hater", much to Wendy's frustration and eventual dejection.

### Other Boyfriends

In "Clubhouses", it is suggested that Audrey had boyfriends before Steven, but the number of boyfriends or who they may have been is unknown. In the episode, after Audrey suggests coming over to play Truth or Dare in Steven's treehouse, Steven tells Audrey that he doesn't have a treehouse. Audrey replies *"You don't? I thought all guys had treehouses."* Steven replies *"Just how many guys' treehouses have you been in?"*

## Video Games

### Amey Kamat *: Phone Destroyer*

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