Roger Casey

### Aliases

The Kaseykreamer, Rozhir Kaeiy'si the Deity of Wrath and Penultimate Destruction

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

Rozhir Agarkarstoz Kaeiy'si "the Deity of Wrath and Penultimate Desruction" born July 7th 1094, is the strongest, most formidable holy saint who began as an Awezak Lieutenant general from an offer by King Yorzhgasi II due to his impressive fighting skills and shortly after was premoted to a lead General, and later rose to prominence during the Second Awezak Civil War after the death of King Yorzhgasi II in 1124, and in 1125, became King of Awezterakiya (r. 1125-1158), reunifying the entire country and leading incredibly successful campaigns in the far west, conquering much of the Awezak land that was under foreign control from The Kingdom of Kovflakkla and Tarzhiygalk, making Rozhir an incredibly respected leader. He later was admitted as a holy saint by Waizo due to his impressive feats.

## Childhood

Rozhir was born in the subtropical port town of Dakla in 1094, and was the first child of Darishoag Kaey'si and Sakorlagy (*née* K'wokag) who were both Klashok-Awezak Highlanders from Kili Puyok, who immigrated to Dakla in search of labor. Later, in 1095 his brother Riyik was born.

When he was only 10 years old, Rozhir landed his first job as a lumberjack in the Yurakow Mountains, located south of Dakla. After years of backbreaking labor in the logging industry, particularly at such a young age, Rozhir developed a remarkable level of strength and a muscular physique. By the time he was just 13 years old, he was able to effortlessly carry logs weighing over 250lbs on his shoulders. Rozhir's father, Darishog, recognized his son's impressive physical abilities and predicted that he would make an excellent warrior someday. This comment sparked Rozhir's interest in both physical training and combat.

## Training, Combat, and Mercenary

At the age of 16, Rozhir began his training with the renowned warrior and mentor, Drazlog Lo'vogi, in Dakla. Under Drazlog's guidance, Rozhir became one of the most skilled warriors in Dakla, surpassing his mentor in skill as he trained for hours every day. As he grew older, Rozhir left Dakla to seek new challenges and opportunities for battle, traveling far and wide and fighting in tournaments. Eventually, at the age of 21, he joined the AKL (Awezak Kala Larkarnoki) and fought in the far west, liberating small Awezak villages and settlements in Kovflakkla and Tarzhiygalk from 1114-1116.

During the two years Rozhir fought in the AKL, they seized around 45,000 mi² of territory from Kovflakkla and 10,000 mi² from Tarzhiygalk, primarily in mountainous and forested areas that provided a natural defense. Rozhir's success caught the attention of King Yorzhgasi II during the 13th royal Awezak tournament in the capital Awezkraninka in 1117, where Rozhir won in a landslide victory. King Yorzhgasi II offered Rozhir a position as Lieutenant General of the southern Pornarash Mountain battalion, which he accepted.

Rozhir quickly proved himself as a capable military leader, earning several promotions and rising through the ranks to become Lead General of the Awezak army. During the Second Awezak Civil War, Rozhir led his troops to numerous victories against rebel forces, gaining recognition and respect from his fellow soldiers and superiors. After King Yorzhgasi II's death in 1122, Rozhir seized the throne and became King of Awezterak in 1123. He was a successful and respected ruler, reuniting the country and expanding its borders westward, capturing key territory like Hazkra'rash from Kovflakkla through his successful military campaigns.

Rozhir's military strategy was based on strength, intelligence, and ruthless determination, using surprise attacks, quick strikes, and psychological warfare to defeat his enemies. His forces were well-trained and equipped, and he was skilled at coordinating multiple fronts and battlefields simultaneously.

Rozhir's infamy was cemented by his barbaric no-POW policy, which involved the brutal mistreatment and gruesome execution of any enemy troops who fell into his hands. The sheer horror of his methods, which included drowning, crushing, burning, and other unspeakable acts, struck terror into the hearts of his foes and drove many to desperate measures, such as suicide, rather than risk falling into his clutches. This ruthless approach to warfare made the Awezak army a greatly feared force and ensured that Rozhir's name would be remembered in infamy throughout history. His no-POW policy was a stark departure from the usual rules of war, which held that prisoners of war were to be treated with some degree of humanity and dignity. Rozhir's brutal tactics were widely condemned by his contemporaries and even by some of his own soldiers, who were horrified by the atrocities they were forced to witness or participate in. Despite this, Rozhir remained steadfast in his belief that such tactics were necessary to win the war and maintain control over his enemies.

## Kaeiy'si-Waizo Rivarlry

During the Holy Awezak-Waizo Spiritual Awakening that occurred from 1118 to 1129, many people converted to Waizokronij. Rozhir had doubts about the faith due to its prophet, Tami Waizo, who appeared to be a mentally unstable extremist, although it the faith and its prophet annoyed him, he tolerated it. However, in 1127, Waizo made a bizarre proposition directly to Rozhir, suggesting that "anal sex" could help improve his physique. Rozhir was deeply offended by the offer and even went so far as to write letters warning that Waizo would be expelled from the kingdom if he violated Kaeiy'si Law again.

Waizo continued to harass Rozhir with letters and in 1128, Waizo sent a letter to Rozhir stating that he greatly respected Rozhir and wanted to crown him as Holy Saint of the Waizokronij faith. Rozhir had it up to here, and decided that he would plot an assasanation attempt against Prophet Waizo. He met with four of the best assasins in all of Awezterak, Zazhi Paipokinaz, Kamnoz Kaeshti, Akranarsh Wa'kiza, and Darnowi Aznoz. After about an hour in Rozhir's conference with the four elite assasasins, Tami Waizo busted open the door into the conference hall holding a basket full of chocolate cupcakes and offered them to Rozhir and the assasins while sining Waizokronij hymns.

The assassins, taken aback by their victim's appearance, pounced on Waizo and pinned him down. Despite having four assassins holding knives to his throat, Waizo remained unfazed and even smiled. He then declared that he wanted to speak to Rozhir and had something exciting to show him.

Rozhir, reluctantly accepted this and told the assasins to pat him down and then let Waizo speak. Wazio said "Rozhir! Why you try to kill me! I want to give you devine powers! I not crazy old man, I demigod from other universe!" Rozhir, astounded by what he perceived as an insane level of delusionalal stupidity, laughed loudly and said "WOW! DEVINE POWERS! WHAT IS THAT, CODEWORD FOR BEING ABLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SPREADING YOUR WEIRD, CRAZY RELIGION AND LEAVE OUR LANDS ALONE! I AM NOT BECOMING A SAINT FOR YOUR STUPID RELIGION!"

Waizo, undeterred by Rozhir's reaction, continued to insist that he was a demigod and had powers to share. Rozhir, realizing that he wasn't going to get anywhere with this conversation, called for his assasins to take Waizo away to the execution chamber for his crimes against Kaeiy'si Law.

Kamnoz and Darnowi pounced on Waizo, attempting to subdue him, but were met with an unexpected show of strength. Waizo effortlessly seized both of them with a single hand and hurled them across the room at a blinding speed, causing them to collide with a stone wall and perish instantly. The remaining assassins, along with Rozhir, recoiled in terror and made a hasty retreat from the room, seeking reinforcements from the palace guards.

The guards stormed into the conference hall, brandishing an array of weapons - swords, spears, halberds, and bows. They found Waizo standing calmly at the other end of the room, a basket of cupcakes in hand and a smile on his face. The guards were confused by his nonchalant demeanor, but Rozhir quickly ordered them to attack. Waizo placed the basket of cupcakes gently on the floor and raised his hands, and suddenly a blinding light surrounded him. The guards were knocked back by a powerful force, and when the light dissipated, Waizo was nowhere to be seen - only the basket of cupcakes remained, untouched.

The guards scoured the palace for Rozhir, eager for his next orders, but their search proved fruitless. Despite checking every nook and cranny, from the garden to the dungeon, the ruler was nowhere to be found. The only conclusion they could draw was that Waizo had somehow slain him. In response, they held a grand ceremony to mourn their fallen leader.

However, unbeknownst to them, Rozhir was still very much alive. He awoke to find himself in a realm of unparalleled beauty, with a sky tinged pink and orange, and pristine white clouds dotting the horizon. After wandering for a while, he found himself in the presence of none other than Tami Waizo himself. Rozhir couldn't believe what he was seeing. He attempted to pinch himself, convinced that it was all a dream or a nightmare, but it was all too real. Rozhir struggled to fathom how this peculiar and deranged individual could be a god-like entity in possession of mythical powers.

Rozhir scared of what kind of powers this man possesed, apologized and said that he had greatly misjudged Waizo and his faith, and asked what Waizo wanted from him!

With a warm smile, Waizo reassured Rozhir, "There's no need to fear, my dear Rozhir. I don't desire anything from you except for you to comprehend the truth about me and my purpose." He went on to disclose to Rozhir that he was, in fact, a demigod from another universe who had arrived in their world to enlighten people about his identity and beliefs. "My goal is for people to worship me every day and every night, spread my message far and wide, and for every land to be filled with talk of Waizo, I want all to laugh and cry, and understand that love is all blind, and I believe that your nation, Awezterak, can achieve this under your leadership. I want you to work with me as preacher, a saint, where you will be given superhuman superpowers and will be able to conquer easily, intern, I want you to spread my message to all of those you conquer, that Waizo loves them and wants them to experience all the joys and sorrows of life. Do you accept?".

Rozhir was baffled by this strange, demented proposel but was intrigued by the promise of "superhuman superpowers" so accepted the offer, "OKAY. SOUNDS COOL I GUESS. I ACCEPT" Rozhir paused, then asked, "UHHH, WHAT POWERS WILL I GET? IT BETTER NOT BE SOME GAY SHIT."

Waizo grinned widely, "You will be given super strength! Super powers like insane mobility, like you can punch super fast! Like a meat grinders yeah! Hahahaha! You also get like insane skin protection! Rock hard skin, not even arrows cant hurt you! They bounce off like me dick going into lisa! \*Waizo frowns\*. Cool right?."

Rozhir was both excited and nervous at the same time. The thought of having such incredible powers was exhilarating, but the idea of using them to conquer other nations didn't sit well with him. He decided to voice his concerns to Waizo, "But Waizo, isn't using these powers to conquer other nations wrong? Shouldn't we spread our message through peaceful means?"

Waizo's smile faded for a moment, but he quickly regained his composure. "My dear Rozhir, I understand your concerns, but sometimes force is necessary to achieve our goals. Think of it as a necessary evil, for the greater good. And don't worry, we won't harm innocent people or cause unnecessary destruction. We will only use our powers to achieve our goal of spreading the message of Waizo."

Rozhir wasn't entirely convinced, but he decided to trust Waizo for now. He knew that he had a lot to learn and that he needed to tread carefully, but he was ready to embark on this new journey and see where it would lead him.