Annoying Greely (Everyone can add!)

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## 1 (Tell him he's emo repeatedly) (AnonymousDaFox)

Anon pokes Greely.

"WHAT!" Greely growls.

Anon smirks and says "You're emo."

Greely rolls his eyes.

"YOU'RE EMO"

### The Next Day...

Anon knocks at Greely's door. "YOU'RE EMO!" She screeches.

## 2 (Dye his cloak pink) (AnonymousDaFox)

Anon looks at the prompt she was given. "Hee hee. This will be fun."

Anon runs to Peck's house, and steals some of Peck's dye.

She dyes the cloak and runs.

She was able to hear Greely's annoyed growl.

## 3 (Ceren wrap him to his bed) (AnonymousDaFox)

Anon looks at the paper and smiles evily.

When it is midnight, she grabs the ceren wrap and runs to his house and quietly ceren wraps him to the bed.

In the morning, Greely's loud howl breaks everyone in Jamaa's ears.

## 4 (Ask him too many questions about phantoms) (Shilohthebeagle)

-Shiloh walks up to Greely-

Greely: \*sigh\* what?

Shiloh: Hey do you know why phantoms are black in one demention but purple in another?

Greely: How am I to know? I'm not a phantom!

Shiloh: Ok.. But is it true that the phantom queen possessed Peck?

Greely: \*mumbles 'seems like it\* er, I still don't know. Probably not, though.

Shiloh: Ok, one last question: Why do you look like a phantimal?

Greely:.. Do I really look like one?

Shiloh: No, not really.. Ok! One last question, I promise you! What if the phantom queen is targeting anyone? For example, is she tryna kill Liza?

Greely: OH MY ZIOS NO GO AWAY OR YOUR INSOLENCE WOULD EFFECT ME!!

Shiloh: Insolence?

Greely: Exactly. \*dramaticly walks off\*

## 5 (Tell him Peck made him cookies) (Shilohthebeagle)

Shiloh: \*rings doorbell\*

Greely: \*opens door and sees Shiloh with a plate full of cookies\*

Shiloh: Peck told me to give these to you.. Here! \*hands plate\*

Greely: UGH! I HATE COOKIES. TELL PECK TO BUZZ OFF AND YOU CAN KEEP THE COOKIES!! \*hands back cookies\*

Shiloh: Ok thanks, bye!

Greely: \*slams door and sighs\*

## 6 (Tell him he's the most pointless alpha) (AnonymousDaFox)

Anon: \*pounds on Greely's door\*

Greely: \*opens it\* Oh no, not you again.

Anon: Hey, just wanted to tell you-

Greely: \*groans\* WHAT?!?!?

Anon: You're the most pointless alpha.

Greely: ARGH! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FOX!

Anon: \*runs\*

## 7 (Distract him on a phantom chase and paint his walls bright colors) (Shilohthebeagle)

Shiloh: GRREEEEELLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Greely: WHAT!? IF IT'S COOKIES FROM PECK, I'M GOING TO FLIP!

Shiloh: no. I SAW PHANTOMS CAPTURING ANIMALS AT CRYSTAL SANDS!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

Greely: Humph. I'll need Cosmo to make me those, um, spike bombs or whatever you call them.

Shiloh: \*hands Greely a pack of everything he needs\*

Greely: \*eyerolls then runs off to Crystal Sands\*

Shiloh: \*runs to Greely's den and spray paints his walls pink, ~~baby~~ light blue, lime green, orange, yellow, and purple, then runs away\*

Greely: \*gets back from chase\* There was no phantoms!

Shiloh: YES THERE WAS!

Greely: I simply don't care about a foolish jammer that lies!

Shiloh: oof.

Greely: \*trots to his den\*

Shiloh: \*hides behind bush\*

Greely: AHHHHHHHH!!!! PECK, IM KILLING YOU!

Shiloh: \*whispers it wasn't Peck to himself\*

## 8 (Go to his house and knock everything over) (Blazingfire319)

Greely: Goes out the door

Blazingfire319: \*Grins\*

Blazingfire319: \*Opens the door\*

Blazingfire319: \*Walks in and knocks over a stool\*

Blazingfire319: \*Shrugs and knocks over a lamp\*

Blazingfire319: \*Knocks EVERYTHING over\*

Blazingfire319: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Greely: \*Returns\*

Blazingfire319: OHHHHH SHISH KABOBS!

Greely: \*Sees the mess\*

Blazingfire319: \*Yeets out the door\*

Greely: AAAAAARGH I'M COMING FOR YOU! \*Chases Blaze\*

## 9 (Tie him to a chair and read him a bunch of GreelyxPeck fanfics) (Smartwolfygirl10)

Smarty smiled and laughed in her best evil laugh. She finally had gotten the chance to prank an Alpha, and that Alpha was Greely.

She strolled around Jamaa Township, asking for GreelyxPeck fanfics. Several Greely fangirls and others giggled and handed her some. The arctic wolf grinned and walked off to Greely's den.

*Ding-dong!* The doorbell rang out, but instead of sounding like a regular doorbell with its cheery tone, it had an ominous ring to it. Smarty rolled her eyes. *Typical Greely. He makes everything creepy.*

Greely opened the door with a grumpy expression - that hadn't changed - and growled immediately, "Are you a troller?"

"No," Smarty said, then promptly brought out an Alpha-magic-proof rope and tied the wolf Alpha to a chair.

"What the heck are you doing?" he yelled furiously, trying to use his magic to get the rope untied.

Smarty grabbed the first book from her stack and began reading. It was a very cliche and cringe fanfiction, which made Greely's expression all the more enjoyable.

*One hour later,* Smarty had gotten to the third book. Occasionally she paused to take a sip of water, and added dramatic music to the background from her iPod. She could tell Greely hated this, and to make things worse (for him), she spoke in a very strangely accented voice, suddenly going super high, then dropping very low.

When she finally finished, Greely was nervously sweating all over. She grabbed a knife and cut the rope and was out of the den faster than falcons can dive.

## 10 (Force him to watch bepper) (SolPride)

Solpride: Time to watched bepper.. Hmm Its not fun without anyone watching with me. And i know just the plan \*evil smirk\*

Greely: \*Walks downstairs to get some breakfast\*

Solpride: \*Knocks\*

Greely: \*Opens door\* Yes? You better not try to troll me!

Solpride: \*looks past the door with lots of traps and gulps\* Come to my den. and stay there.

Greely: mk..

Solpride: \*goes to Smarty's den\* HI I KNOW I DONT KNOW YOU BUT IM GOING TO BORROW THIS ALPHA MAGIC PROOF ROPE IF THAT IS OK \*takes it and runs to den\*

Smarty: HEY!

Solpride: \*ties greely to a rocket\* now if you dont watch bepper with me i will be forced to set off the rocket, and the rocket color is pink :)

Greely: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Solpride: \*has a button in hand\* You have 10 seconds to say yesssss! \*says is music tone\*

GREELY: GRR

Solpride: 1.. 2... 3... 4...

Greely: FINE! I'LL WATCH BEPPER WITH YOU

Solpride: Yay! your still tied so you don't escape tho

**FIVE HOURS LATER. AFTER 132 BEPPER VIDEOS**

Solpride: Okay! Done! \*unties greely\*

Greely: \*Runs out the door but sets off a trap that makes him get blasted with a rocket that is pink

Solpride: \*Returns the rope to smarty quietly\*

Smarty: YOU OWE ME!

Solpride: \*Laughs watching greely scream\*

Greely: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

## 11 (Scream in the middle of Jamaa Township that his favorite song is the "ABC song") (Blazingfire319)

Blazingfire319: \*Goes to the most busy world: "Alden"\*

Blazingfire319: Aha, this is crowded. Now let's walk to the middle...

Blazingfire319: GUYS!! I HEARD GREELY SINGING THE "ABC SONG!" HE SINGS IT EVERYDAY AND TODAY I HEARD HIM SAY IT IS HIS FAVORITE! PRINT THIS IN THE JAMAA NEWS! GREELY'S FAVORITE SONG IS THE ABC SONG!!

Greely: I hear someone calling me...

Greely: Sees Blazingfire319 in the middle of Jamaa and hears: "GREELY'S FAVORITE SONG IS THE ABC SONG!"

Greely: \*Growls\*

Blazingfire319: Oh no! Here he comes! Hurry up and post him on Jamstagram!!

Greely: I'M GONNA GET YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS!

Random Jammer: I THINK IT'S TRUE THEN IF HE'S THREATENING US! QUICK! POST IT ON JAM MEDIA!

Greely: \*chases Blazingfire319\*

Blazingfire319: Heheheheheh... **no.**

Blazingfire319: \*Sprints and shapeshifts into an eagle and soars away\*

Greely: I'll get you next time!

## 12 (Start to scream "ABC song" in the same place on a pedestal next to Greely.) (Smartwolfygirl10)

Grinning, Smarty grabbed a pedestal from her den. She didn't mind that Solpride had "borrowed" her rope, to be honest - at least they had used it for "good" reasons - aka, annoying Greely. The wiki users were on a quest to annoy him as much as possible and they were all in this together.

She got another and heaved them into her bag. She dashed to Greely's den and rang the doorbell.

"What?" Greely snarled, opening the door. He eyed her bag warily. "If it's GreelyxPeck fanfictions, I'm going to kill you."

"Don't worry, it's not," Smarty smiled innocently. "Come to Jamaa Township, please. Some Jammers have reported phantom sightings."

"This better not be a troll!" Greely yelled, following her. Smarty guessed that he would probably rather not come, but it was his duty as an Alpha to protect Jamaa.

Suddenly, Smarty pulled the pedestals out and put Greely on one and tied him there with her Alpha-magic-proof rope.

The wolf Alpha yelled, "I KNEW IT!!"

Smarty stepped on the other and grabbed a microphone. "A, B, C, D, E, F, G.. H, I, J, K, L M N O P. Q, R, S. T, U, V. W, X. Y and Z. Now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me???" She then yelled, "This is Greely's favorite song! He loves it! Blaze and I both know it! That's why I'm singing it here!" She repeated several times. Greely seemed to decide it wasn't worth it, listening to it here, so he fell asleep using his magic.

"See?" Smarty screamed. "He loves it so much that he fell asleep to it!"

Many Jammers had, at this point, posted this on Jamstagram and FaceJam. Some had even live-streamed it on JamTube.

After 1 hour of singing, Smarty untied the rope and teleported back into her den.

To be safe, she announced to the wiki users, "No more pranking him for a month. He'll think we've stopped it by then."

Just then, Greely trooped into her den with a very enraged face, holding a phone with an image of him sitting there, a post on Jamstagram. He was about to roar something when Smarty locked her den.

## 13 (Introduce him to an item beggar) (Smartwolfygirl10)

*1 month later..* As Smarty predicted, Greely had stopped suspecting every single Jammer to be a prankster.

She strolled around Jamaa Township, looking for beggars. She found one very quickly and grabbed them. They yelled in protest, but Smarty pulled them to Greely's den.

The doorbell rang out and Greely opened the door. Smarty put the item beggar there and said, "I would like you to meet Just1A1Random1Jammer1! They're new to Jamaa and would like you to show them around. Have fun!" She quickly muttered a spell, making sure that the beggar couldn't leave for 24 hours.

She transformed into a falcon and flew up as fast as she could and spied on them from above. For the whole day, the beggar begged for items. Greely looked very confused, angry, and - goal achieved! - annoyed.

At the end of the 24 hours, Smarty flew back down and asked, "How did you like them?"

Greely responded with a curt "No."

The beggar left. Smarty bonked him on the head and flew away to her den and locked it.

## 14 (Replace all his music videos with "Never Gonna Give You up." and strait up Rick Roll him) (AnonymousDaFox)

Anon grabs the CD and speedwalks to Greely's volcano. She knocks to make sure he isn't home. Anon pulls a lockpick out of her messy fur and picks the lock. Anon then hacks into Greely's computer and puts in the CD. She runs away, but still peeks in through the window.

When Greely puts on his headphones to listen to his emo music, he gets shocked when it's a rickroll and falls off his chair.

Anon giggles and runs to the rest of the group, still laughing.

## 15 (Ask him if he'll marry Bepper) (AnonymousDaFox)

Anon knew she couldn't show up at Greely's house for a while. So, she morphed into a black-and-white seal, and went over to Greely's volcano. She knocked on the door. When he opened it, Anon started to speak in the most male-sounding voice she could muster. "Hi! I'm Daredevil Kawaiiseal! And I want to ask you a question."

Greely rolled his eyes. "What?"

"Will you marry Bepper?" ~~Daredevil Kawaiiseal~~ Anon asks.

"NO!" Greely screams, and slams the door in ~~Daredevil Kawiiseal~~ Anon's face.

Anon runs into the bush where the group was hiding. She turns back into a fox, and puts a check mark on her clipboard.

## 16 (Scream: "GREELY KISSED JULIAN2 I SAW HIM AND THAT'S WHY JULIAN2 QUIT" whenever you see Greely) (Blazingfire319)

Blazingfire319 shape-shifted into a spring bunny named Mythical Arcticrose with a glitched teal snowflake arctic wolf pattern so Greely couldn't recognize her. She spots Greely spying the phantoms and yells, "GREELY KISSED JULIAN2 I SAW HIM AND THAT'S WHY JULIAN2 QUIT!" The phantoms spot Greely and rush to attack him. Greely teleports to Jamaa but ~~Mythical Arcticrose~~ Blaze is already there waiting. She pounces on him and shouts,"GREELY KISSED JULIAN2 I SAW HIM AND THAT'S WHY JULIAN2 QUIT!" All the jammers around hear her and post the news on Jam Media. My job is done! ~~Mythical Arcticrose~~ Blaze thinks, morphing back into a fox and sprinting toward the group headquarters.

## 17: Attack greely ( Tank381/ 2S23Nona381 )

Tank381: Hey greelie!

Greely: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Tank381: \*Punches him in the jaw cracking his teeth\*

Greely: GET OVER HERE AND DIE!!!!!!!!!

Tank381: \* Gets a tank \*

Greely: Doe shoot!

Tank381: \* Shoots greely with tank killing him\*

Tank381: XDDDDD GET NOOBED L+Ratio XDDDD