Snap and Loopin

*Snap and Loopin* is the 3rd episode of Season 1, and the episode where Snap and Loopin are introduced.

## Synopsis

*Snap and Loopin think they can waltz around the highschool like preps, masticating at will. Well, they're about to get a goffik dose of dark, mysterious reality. Guest-starring Jeff Stone as Snap and Brian McLellan as Loopin.*

## Plot

The episode starts with an eerie explanation of what Voldemort was up to: "In the 1980s, in a mad bid to increase his power, Voldemort created an illegal cloning program. It was soon discovered by the Aurors. Still, there are those who say two subjects escaped..."

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are walking around the hallways and run into Bellatrix, Yaxley, and Narcissa, who mock Harry about what he's going to do when Voldemort stuff. They just walk off while Hermione tells him not to listen to them, but Harry is getting tired of hearing about it. Just then, the new professors Snap and Loopin greet him. Not too long after, while they are sitting down, Enoby comes over and asks who they are, and Ron tells her. But just then, Harry's scar starts hurting, which he indicates as a warning sign.

It turns out that Harry is right, as Snap and Loopin are secretly Voldemort's minions. They meet up in their secret room, revealed to be prisoners of Azkaban. Loopin quickly goes on the computer while Snap complains about the waiting process. Loopin searches up Draco's name, indicating that he plans to use Draco for their evil plans. Snap angrily asks why they have to seek Draco, with Violet Riddle hiding in plain sight and tells them that this action must be followed, according to the Dark Lord's plan.

Meanwhile, Enoby and Draco are just sitting together, and Enoby goes on about how and why they should exchange knives, while Draco is confused as to why she wants to do so. Then, while Draco is taking a nap, he wakes up to Snap and Loopin, who knock him out while Enoby is in the shower. But when she comes back, she catches the two men about to take away Draco's unconscious body. She sees the Dark Mark on Loopin's arm, and realizes that they're Voldemort's minions. But before she could properly fight them off, Snap and Loopin disappear.

*"Right... now where did Snap and Loopin take sexy Draco? ...I mean, regular Draco... I mean Draco."* -Harry Potter

Scared of what to do, she informs Harry, Ron, and Hermione exactly what happened. Hermione suggests telling an adult, but Harry and Ron says that no one will listen to them due to Snap and Loopin being professors, and recall when Umbridge scarred Harry's arm and no one listened. While they figure out how to locate Draco, Hermione then requests an item that belong to him, and uses a spell to locate Snap and Loopin. They go ahead straight away.

Draco wakes up from his unconsciousness to Snap and Loopin arguing on what to do for Voldemort's plan. He is tied up, and held captive somewhere in the school. When Snap and Loopin notices him wide awake, they tell him he has to kill Dumbledore, to which Draco is confused as to why they want him to do so. As Snap raises his voice at Draco in frustration, Loopin tells him to calm down and take it easy. After arguing for a bit, they hear the noise of intruders approaching. They argue with comedic relief a bit more on trying to kill the intruders and getting out the door. Once Loopin leaves, Snap replies with: "Never get married".

As Loopin is running up the stairs, Snap approaches him and reminds him that they are possibly dealing with the big three: Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and is concerned that Loopin isn't taking it very seriously. Though Loopin assures that he can take them, Snap reminds him about how Harry violently murdered Barty Crouch, to which Loopin reminds him that they are the ultimate clones of the Dark Lord. While they are arguing, they get interrupted by Ron, Hermione, and Enoby, who come to confront them. Snap and Loopin are confused as to who Enoby is, but when observing her, they realize... she is a Mary Sue! While Harry goes to free Draco, Enoby fights and kills Snap and Loopin.

## Starring

* Justine Cargo as Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way
* Joseph Bradley as Harry Potter
* Eli Terlson as Draco Malfoy
* Jennah Foster-Catlack as Hermione Granger
* Justin Kosi as Ron Weasley
* Jen Matotek as Bellatrix
* Richard Chuang as Yaxley
* Tanya Casole-Gouveia as Narcissa
* Candace Meeks as Violet Riddle
* Jeff Stone as Snap
* Brian McLellan as Loopin

## Music Used

* Queens - Caravan Palace
* Beatophone - Caravan Palace
* Brotherswing - Caravan Palace
* Blood On The Dance Floor (Bass Intro Remix) - Michael Jackson
* Empty Room - Arcade Fire

## Trivia

* The episode mentions certain Harry Potter characters that do not appear in the series, but include:
	+ Umbridge
	+ Lucius Malfoy
	+ Barty Crouch
	+ Sirius Black
	+ Seamus Finnigan (though he only appears as a background character in *The Yule Ball*)
	+ Dean Thomas
	+ Luna Lovegood