Paranoid Platformers Transcript

SCENE 1

\*Turns camera to him\*  “Is the camera recording?” Bubble says

“Hello everybody! I am Bubble, the host of Inanimate Illusion.”

“Now, just to find some Contestants..”

“BANG” \*Camera faces the Boulder falling off of cliff\*

“GOTTA RUN!” \*Bubble grabs Camera and runs, finding contestants.\*

Glasses : 1 : You are so dumb! 2: C’mon I don’t wanna argue!”

\*boulder hits 1!\*

Glasses : 2 : Oh God!!!!! 1 : \*muffled\* Shut up…

The Camera cuts to a view of the boulder rolling, it then hits the camera and the intro begins.

SCENE 2

“What are you doing?” Asks doorknob

I’m attempting to create an Object Show, but with a boulder chasing us down it’s not going too well.” Replied Bubble, while panting.

“Bu- GLASSES!” Screamed Blueberry so loud it echoed through the entire forest, also cracking the other half of glasses.

“There’s nothing we can do…” Said Grape in a sad kind of voice.

“I’m sor-” Said Tangerine being interrupted and pulling out a mean look.

“I have a recovery machine, that could be helpful.” Said Bubble sorrowfully.

“Ugh, I hated him, I am soooo glad he is gone!” Said Snowball Angrily.

“C’mon Snowball, you don’t have to be so mean!” Replied Deodorant.

Scene 3

Bubble: “How about this, you join the show. I’ll bring back your buddy.

Blueberry: DEAL! So, what type of show is it?

Radio: You’ve actually never seen an Object Show before?

Tangerine: Well, I’ve seen some. The eliminations get personal. But I’ll join.

Blueberry: Is an Object Show like that one with the Phone. Or with all the shapes?

Bubble: Oh god. Shape World. NO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO!

Deodorant: I’m in. But, what’s the first challenge?

Snowball: I will join so I can win the sweet prize!

Grape: PRIZE! You never mentioned a prize.

Bubble: I was getting to that. The prize is to be revealed at the end of the show. I however, do have permission to tell you the first challenge. \*Phone Rings\* Oh, I apologize I have to take this.

Jackson: Bubble. The challenge has been changed last second. A balance beam is too unoriginal. The new challenge is a platforming challenge. Set over the great lake. The contestants have a basket of refilling, hmm?

Carter: Refilling balls, not skittles. Why do we let you write the script for these calls.

Scene 4

\*Teleports to platforms\* \*Glasses restores\*

“The first challenge is to try to knock each other off your platforms! You have each been given a bin of refilling Dodgeballs to throw at each other. While I sit here and watch!” Bubble says.

Tangerine : “Wait wha- AAAAaaargh!” \*Gets hit off by Glasses 1\*

Glasses : Wait, don’t touch me! Blueberry! No, No, NO!!!!!!

\*Glasses good/bad falls off\*

\*Camera Pans to Doorknob.\*

“I’m gonna get you ahhhhhhhhh!” Screams doorknob

\*Gets hit off by Grape\*

“Yes! Yes!” Shouts Grape.

\*Snowball throws ball at Radio.

SCENE 5

“I refuse! Calling helicopter station 1307 please come in.” Said Radio.

\*Helicopters come in and shoot Snowball. Snowball Dies and falls off.\*

“We finished ‘im off for yue sir.” Radioed the helicopter to Radio.

“You’re gonna get shrekt radio!” Shouted Grape.

\*Camera turns to Grape\*

“The purple one, GET HER!” Shouts Radio Back.

\*Helicopters rush towards Grape Camera is now an above view.

“Okay…”

\*Texts followers  and they attack the helicopter, the helicopter explodes.\*

“MAYDAY MAYDA-” Screamed Radio on the top of his lungs.

\*Helicopter falls onto Radio.\*

“I think I’m the last one!”

“Congratulations Grape, you and Radio are the TEAM CAPTAINS for the season, but you will pick next month. Bye everyone!”

“Ugh bu-”

Deoderant: I never fell off!

Bubble: \*Throws a dodgeball at deoderant\* No! Liar
 “Bye everyone!”
 \*ROLLS CREDITS\*

END CREDITS SCENE

Bubble: So, uh come out I want to talk with you.

Unknown voice: Okay. But I’d prefer you come to me.

Radio: Uhm, Bubble…. What’s going on here?

Unknown Voice: You don’t want to know. HAHAHAHAHA!

Radio: Yes, I do actually.