Solid Snake

**Solid Snake** is the main protagonist of the *Metal Gear Solid* series, and Yuuki's #1 human crush.

## In the Yuuki lore

Yuuki first saw Solid Snake at age 2 on the cover of a gaming magazine. This was shortly before MGS1 came out. Yuuki fell in love with his red hair and skintight outfit; she was so enamoured that she started uttering "Kotoshi" (a soramimi of "Itoshi," which means "beloved") making her parents crack up. Yuuki would later tie a necktie round her head and say she *was* "Kotoshi." Little did everyone know, this was the beginning of Yuuki's hypersexuality.

Later on, Yosuke bought a Solid Snake action figure at the Route 4 Paramus Toys "R" Us. Yuuki didn't seem to care much. She was just vibin at the toy store. She was more interested in laughing at the Dino kiddie ride in the lobby.

When Yuuki was 5, she played *Metal Gear Solid* on her dad's PS1 for the first time. Once Snake started speaking, Yuuki pretty much went thru puberty. Then heaven help her when she managed to come across the "Snake has a cold" Codec call. Snake sounding so miserable made Yuuki deredere, and she ended up taping it on a video that switched to an episode of *Teletubbies* shortly afterwards.

Shortly after that, Yuuki played *Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty* on her PS2. Yuuki hated Raiden at first because he stole the spotlight from Snake, but she accepted it as soon as she saw Iroquois Pliskin who was very hot in her eyes. Round that time, Yuuki also started thinking up a *Slime Time Live* broadcast featuring Solid Snake intended to promote the game.

When Yuuki first played *Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater*, she thought Naked Snake was Solid Snake, and said, "Not appreciating the new look, Snake-kun." However, the noise he makes when The Boss (who is also Pearl) breaks his arm turned Yuuki on greatly.

In 2008, Yuuki had the biggest cockblock of her life when she bought *Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots*. Snake looked, to quote Larry the Lobster, "Too old and unsightly for my beach." Thus, Yuuki played the entirety of the game with the Young Snake skin, but that didn't excuse his voice. Yuuki has had an idea for her version of the game since she beat it, involving Snake aging internally only, him getting cancer instead of Naomi (leading to endo), and him living at the end.

An apology for *MGS4* was made in the form of *Super Smash Bros. Brawl*. Yuuki mained Snake and loved his "It's showtime" catchphrase. She also noticed his taut firm ass which got her 12 year old self HORNY AF.

Yuuki outraged upon learning Kiefer Sutherland dubbed over Solid Snake during his cameo in *Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain*. However, Snake returning in *Super Smash Bros. Ultimate* more than made up for it. Yuuki still mains Snake, and she's even okay with his ass getting nerf'd, as they just made his thighs buffer.

## Trivia

* Solid Snake is Yuuki's #2 childhood crush (#1 being Brainiac, and #3 being Swayzak.)
* Yuuki even thinks David Hayter's normal voice is hot, as the difference between his ordinary masculine voice and the gruff throaty whisper of Snake's voice turns her on greatly. David Hayter is one of Yuuki's biggest celebrity crushes due to this, him in *Guyver: Dark Hero* and the fact he even LOOKS hot.
* Yuuki has always imagined Naomi going inside Snake after he catches a cold in the first game, thanks to Magic School Bus.
* Yuuki hates Oscar Isaac portraying Snake in the upcoming *Metal Gear Solid* movie. She thinks Cameron Cuffe (Seg-El from *Krypton*) would be a better fit.