Soy Boy

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> ―Soy Boy
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The **Soy Boy** is a food critic and Nintendo fan with an unhealthy obsession with Mario. He can often be seen wahooing down the street or trying out some new foods, building up a reputation for his keen sense of taste and expert opinion.

## Biography

### Early Life

#### Childhood

The Soy Boy was born to a Bulgarian Family in Tripoli, Libya before moving home to Sofia, Bulgaria at a young age. Growing up, he always had a fascination for videogames, specifically those that were made by Nintendo. He fell in love with the Mario franchise almost immediately, spending most of his free time playing the games, over and over again.

#### Teenage Years

Eventually, the Soy Boy would discover soy milk, drinking it countless times a day, in substitute of any other fluid. Over time, this would cause his testicles to shrink, due to the lack of testosterone his body had suffered.

One day, the Soy Boy was playing his favourite game, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, with Action Jackson, when he felt an unexplainable need to wahoo, stronger than he had ever felt before. He stood to wahoo, releasing a wahoo far more powerful than he could have possibly imagined, he was launched upwards, through the roof of his house and out into space.

### New Life

#### Soy Planet

One day, the Soy Boy was playing his favourite game, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, with Action Jackson, when he felt an unexplainable need to wahoo, stronger than he had ever felt before. He stood to wahoo, releasing a wahoo far more powerful than he could have possibly imagined, he was launched upwards, through the roof of his house and out into space.

When he awoke, he was on the Soy Planet. He immediately felt at home, making a new life for himself and beginning his own world renowned food reviewing series.

## Relationships

* Danka - Mother
* Hristo Genkov - Grandfather
* Corporal Gencock - Great Great Grandfather
* Action Jackson - Third Cousin

Allies* Friend #1 - Friend
* Friend #2 - Friend
* Friend #3 - Friend
* Friend #4 - Friend
* Based Chad - Friend
* Cameraman - Friend

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* When You Soy Boy
	+ Season One
		- When you Soy Boy
		- When you 'Soy Boy' 2
		- WHEN YOU 'soy-boy' 3
		- when you soy boy IV
		- When you soy boy V
		- whenyousoyboy6
		- When you SOY boy VII
		- When you soy boy 8
		- When you soy-boy 9: The Hunt
		- When You Soy Boy 10: The Finale
		- When you soy-boy 11: GRAND FINALE
	+ Season Two
		- When You Super Soy Boy: The Return of the Soy Boy
* Soy Boy Reviews
	+ Season One
		- Super Soy Boy Mukbang with Spongebob Monoples
		- Soy Boy Reviews: VEGETABLE
* When You Soy Boy
	+ Season Two
		- When You Super Soy Boy 2: A family reunion
		- When You Super Soy Boy 3: Goomba Spotted!
* Soy Boy Reviews
	+ Season One
		- Soy Boy Reviews: MORRISON'S PORK SAUSAGES
		- Soy Boy Reviews: BURNT MARSHMALLOW
* When You Soy Boy
	+ Season Two
		- When You Super Soy Boy 4: Toadette has a monster p\*nis
* Soy Boy Reviews
	+ Season One
		- Soy Boy Reviews: JACOB'S MINI CHEDDARS
		- Soy Boy Reviews: QUAVER
		- Soy Boy Reviews: YELLOW PEPPER
		- Soy Boy Reviews: SWEET FACTORY FIZZY BELT
		- Soy Boy Reviews: 6 JELLY BEANS ON A STICK, COOKED
		- Soy Boy Reviews: BURNT POP-CORN
* When You Soy Boy
	+ Season Two
		- When You Super Soy Boy 5: Mamma Mia
* Soy Boy Reviews
	+ Season One
		- Soy Boy Reviews: FRIED EGG
		- Soy Boy Reviews: FRUIT SHOOT APPLE & BLACKCURRENT FLAVOUR
		- Soy Boy Reviews: MARS MILKSHAKE
		- Soy Boy Reviews: THIS SHIT (Vlog Special!)
		- Soy Boy Reviews: PANCAKE
		- Soy Boy Reviews: GLEN'S VODKA
		- Soy Boy Reviews: PRAWN COCKTAIL QUAVER
		- Soy Boy Reviews: A COCKTAIL THAT CONTAINS: THATCHER'S GOLD, THATCHER'S HAZE, SWEETCORN, FREE RANGE..
		- Soy Boy Reviews: LEMON ICED LEMON
		- Soy Boy Reviews: MELON - THE WATERY ONE
* When You Soy Boy
	+ Season Two
		- When you Super Soy Boy 6: GRAND GRAND FINALE
* Soy Boy Reviews
	+ Season One
		- Soy Boy Reviews: FRIDGE WATER
		- Soy Boy Reviews: FROSTY JACK'S CIDER
		- Soy Boy Reviews: INCH'S CIDER
		- Soy Boy Reviews: BURNT SKIPS
		- Soy Boy Reviews: QUORN HOTDOG
		- Upside Down Soy Boy Reviews: BURNT TOAST MADE BY A FUCKING-- MADE BY A FUCKING IDIOT, W/ MARGE ON IT
		- Soy Boy Reviews In The Night: PAPER PLATE
		- Soy Boy Reviews In The Night: MARGE + HOSE (SQUARE VIDEO SPECIAL)
		- Soy Boy Reviews In The Night: PEE SMELL
		- Soy Boy Reviews: THE SHY PIG - CRISPY WHITE WINE
* Based Chad Reviews: SHY PIG - CRISP WHITE... WINE
* Soy Boy Reviews
	+ Season One
		- Soy Boy Reviews: FROSTY BRU
		- Soy Boy Reviews: IRN FROSTY ADES
		- Soy Boy Reviews: PIZZA BLUNT (PEED)
		- Soy Boy Reviews: A BUN WITH DOG MEAT, RED CHILIS, TOFFEEFEE, BAKED BEANS, LEMON JUICE AND CARROT
		- Soy Boy Reviews: HELLMANN'S VEGAN MAYO BACONNAISE
		- Soy Boy Reviews: CRINGE GAY WANK VAPE
		- Soy Boy Reviews: GIANT MONSTER CRUMBS
		- Soy Boy Reviews: MARIO!