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Austin

It feels weird just saying his first name. There are some people in your life that are so iconic that you can only refer to them on a full name basis. Austin {\*REDACTED\*} is one of such people. (Unfortunately, no last names here, kiddo. INTERNET STREET SMARTS!)

Austin {\*REDACTED\*} is honestly almost t\*o\*o talented for the nonsense we pull, but we love that he humors us by participating. The Presence of Austin {\*REDACTED\*} is like seeing a Yeti. He is magnificent and you hear much about him; he factors much into our mythology; but his sightings are rare. As a coping mechanism, whenever we have an outlandish part in the casting of a show we have no intention of actually performing, Haley and Matt have the habit of casting Austin {\*REDACTED\*}. We feel bad about having meme-ified a genuinely nice guy, but we are consistently floored at his talent. Haley and Matt have collectively watched perhaps 45 minutes of the 7 hour drama that is Angels in America, but Austin {\*REDACTED\*} was in all the parts Matt saw, and they were fantastic. Matt felt like he was empathetically absorbing all the emotions of the character he was playing, a man in abject despair. (I'm told Joe Pitt isn't actually the protagonist of the show but still incredible, and may have induced a small panic attack).

The Porter? Even more Iconic.

The star of Sozin's comet.

Haley will always be upset at you for that one game. You know what you did.

PS The pic to the right is what happens when you cross Haley. YOU're like a pet to ME, bud. OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED!

OH SNAP! SHE WAS BULLYING **YOU**!

### Who's There in the name of BEELZEBUB?

Austin, thank you for indulging us. We're amazed to know you.
Xue Hanying

## Appearance

Xue Hanying is a rather tall, strong female with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. She is usually seen in clothing similar to traditional Chinese dress without shoes, with her Guandao either in hand or carried by thick ropes on her back.

## Biography

Xue Hanying was born to an unknown mother and father and left on the doors to a monastery, to be raised by monks who kept dying martial arts alive by practicing them constantly. In her time there, she had picked up to two handed weapons like a bird to singing, preferring the Guandao over any other weapon. Eventually, she decided that she wanted to become an adventurer, and left taking only her weapon, clothes and a grin on her lips. Now she wanders across Negame, taking whatever jobs she can find that offers good gold and waiting for when she can finally have the grand adventure she dreams of.
Orc

**Orcs** are a humanoid race. They are known to be the strongest and tallest race in Negame, also have a color tone being green, that differentiates them from all the other races. Some of them actually have horns and/or fangs in their bottom row or teeth. They also have pointy ears like elves, except shorter and with no real different sensitivity than human ears, as orcs once came from elves. Their skin is also much tougher than anyone's else, making them more resistant to sharp attacks.

A long time ago, as the legends told, orcs came from unworthy elven mothers, those who have been doing nothing but to please themselves with carnal needs from their high elven sensitivity. When growing up, orcs killed their mother after learning what they were, considered as heresy before leaving the civilization. As the elves kept doing their research on orcs, they have realized that they will go feral when away from civilization, yet try to find others of their own race to build its own.

Since that time, orcs are separated in two parts. First one being *beasts,* feral beings filled with anger; and the *settlers* who are able to live in their own village.

## Settlers

The *settlers* are those who live in their own village. They are only composed of other orcs, away from any other human or elven civilization nor respect their rules and laws. There can be some other races living in orc villages, which usually are just whores and/or slaves. They usually are quite peaceful and will not attack anyone unless they are too close to their village.

## Beasts

The *beasts* are animalistic orcs, that most of the times are in groups between one to five, who have no village and keep walking. Their name come from the fact that orcs can get highly aggressive and require their most animalistic senses to live when they are away from their society. Most of the times, they are orcs who have been kicked out from their village because they have not respected their leader, which makes them dangerous, anger filled creatures that attack anything on sight.

## Half-orcs

Half orcs are quite rare, but can be found in many cities since they are kicked out from the orc villages. They are known to either do jobs that no one wants to do as they are seen so lowly by society, or as bartenders. It's quite common to see an orc taking care of a tavern, or a bar. They keep some abilities from their orc side, as they are much stronger and tougher than humans, and keep their green skin even if it gets just a little lighter.
Nicole K

A Slytherin girl living in a Gryffindor world;-) Nicole is fan of everything cute and fluffy! She enjoys to sing, draw, dance and mostly importantly to READ ! Her favorite genres are mystery and science fiction and fantasy. Currently she is a frog choir assistant, for her love of music and passion for unity is immense. Her love of Disney and Broadway influences her on a daily bases. Though she is studying at a muggle university to become a healer, her hobbies will continue to be apart of her world which she love to share with others!

**WaRnInG**

-Nicole is a HUGE FANGIRL

- might set off a nuclear scream that will destroy planet Earth, and some other planets(Pluto will be ok) when LOKI comes out.

- If you have the chance to meet her RUN she has a Jewish Lazer and a double Aries!!

- If MIA contact , Burt Macklin FBI
Louis

Oh, you're looking for the page of Louis? Well, what I you want with that miserable old sod?! Just kidding, Louis is our favorite old lady, the inexplicable wielder of the elder wand, and beheader of arachnids. Fun fact: He's read the Silmarillion three times!

We've banished him to the corner so many times, that we've created three new, increasingly bizarre categories of cornerdom just for him to reside.

He hold's the record for lowest number of deaths across all of Unlisted Productions. We can fix that. Sheesh, this post came out unnecessarily threatening. We love ya, louis!

* Won the lowest score in Unlisted Jeopardy, "on purpose."
Wynmark Island

Wynmark Island is an island located off of the Northeast coast of of the Orthûn mountains. It is an island inhabited only by the Dragon Hybrids, with a population between two and three hundred.

To date, no outsider has ever seen anything beyond the shores upon any attempted invasion or scouting mission. The occupants of the island are fully self sufficient, having built several large vessels to take out to sea to gather fish. Livestock are bred and utilized for food, leather and fur. Every animal on the island is highly protected and valued by the people, and daring to harm any of them not already intended to be used for their resources may result in severe punishment.

The island is not suitable for farming, often too cold and covered in snow. Winters may last as many as nine months on the island,
Paradis Island (chapter)

> *This article is about the 4th chapter of The lady of Eldia novel. For the location that goes by this title, see Paradis Island.*
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## Information

### Title

パラディ島
Paradi-tō

### Arc

Beyond the Cruel

**Paradis Island** (パラディ島 *Paradi-tō*) is the 4th chapter of the fan novel, *The lady of Eldia*. Written and illustrated by **La-Artist322**.

## Summary

### Paradis Island, Eldia, Madagascar

Somewhere out of Marley, and its main continent. Offing the coast where the island is located at and was the last territory of Eldia, that now lives beyond from other lands. As surrounded by the ocean and with a lot enough to become home for the Eldians.

The island for this remaining nation, still called it Eldia while for the world and sometimes Elda called it "Paradis Island". Paradis was actually given name by Marley whatever if Eldians moved out and forget their goals then heading there. However beyond from the island is now a like civilization home where remaining people of Eldia long forgotten their origin, changing their new future. The people already blesses children for the new hope as it later been 65 years since they left out from the great war.

As the area and the places that Eldians now lived in, as now just the city or towns. Some few were built as crutches, homes and villages just for the people to grow up, might have their own dreams for what they'll become for the future.

And also beyond for the people, the royal family later isolated into the government, making sure of everything to be perfect and safe. Even forming the system, politics, laws and more to keep it insecurity. Now and then, civilians once wore endings differently from before, making it look medieval.

## Characters

* Karl Fritz (mentioned as "the last Eldian king")

## Trivia

* From other chapters so far in this novel; *Paradis Island* is the shortest chapter to be written.
ĊÊDRIC ÐÏGGØRY

ĊÊDRIC ÐÏGGØRY is a character/role in the game One Night Ultimate Potter. His other aliases include CEDRIC DIGGORY, CËDRIC DÎGGORỶ, and ÇEDṚǏC DÏGǦŌRŸ. ÐÏGGØRY is a spare or a "Villager."

Description: You’re such a - a spare, you’re like this spare guy, just always around when no one needs you!

Night Action: None.

Goal: To FIND a Dark Wizard/Death Eater.
ZOOM HPC 69th Page Anniversary

You're walking in the woods.

There's no one around,

And your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Thomas Angle.

He's following you

About 30 feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He's gaining on you.

Tomas Engle.

You're looking for your car,

But you're all turned around.

He's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!

Running for your life

(From Tomace Ingle)

He's brandishing a knife.

(It's Thømås ÁnglE.)

Lurking in the shadows

Hogwarts Mad Scientist Tœmas Ængle

Living in the woods,

(Thømæs Ãńgłę )

Killing for sport,

(Thømæs Ãńgłę )

Eating all the bodies

Actual, kidnapper Tømäš ãęńgłê .

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,

But you're hopelessly lost yourself.

Stranded with a murderer,

You creep silently through the underbrush.

A-ha! In the distance,

A small cottage with a light on.

Hope!

You move stealthily toward it,

But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Limping toward the cottage,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Now you're on the doorstep,

Sitting inside, Thamos Ongle

Sharpening an ax,

(Tømäš ãęńgłê.)

But he doesn't hear you enter,

(Tømäš ãęńgłê.)

You're sneaking up behind him.

Strangling superstar Tomas Engle..

Fighting for your life with Thoomace Ingle

Wrestling a knife from Thomas Anngle,

Stab it in his kidney.

Safe at last from Þomas Aengel

You limp into the dark woods,

Blood oozing from your stump leg.

But you have won.

You have beaten Thomas An Gel

Wait! He isn't dead! Angle Surprise!

There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.

But Kris can do Jiu Jitsu

Body Slam superstar Tømäš ãęńgłê

Legendary fight with Tømäš ãęńgłê

Normal Zoom Day night for Tømäš ãęńgłê

You try to swing an axe at Tømäš ãęńgłê

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

You're chopping off his head now

You have just decapitated Tømäš ãęńgłê

His head topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Tømäš ãęńgłê.

Here's the identity of the ACTUAL Thomas Angle

Nice.
Classes

The Class category in the loadout menu is reserved for premade kits which each fill a niche. While these classes restrict flexabilty by being unable to be modified they make up for it by including more items than would be possible value wise or by having features which are illegal in custom kits such as having multiple armors equipped at once. There is also one special class in this category being the **Untimely Demise** kit which will always die to the plague at the beginning of the game.

## List of Classes

* Warrior
* Ranger
* Berserker
* Elven
* Gnome
* Healer
* Paladin
* Brawler, not to be confused with the Brawler monster.
* Magician
* Builder
* Riftwalker
* Hunter
* Warder
* Nightwalker
* Conquerer

and last, unfortunately surviving the least...

* Untimely Demise
Sofia

Sofia is doing her best. The Ravenclaw prefect from SP20 and co-headmaster of SU20, she can most commonly be found tracking down people who haven't turned in email content, screaming into the void, editing videos, or going to bed at 10:30pm EST because she's a grandma. Also is iconic due to the variety of drinks she brings to various club events. If she was a Harry Potter character she would be Luna for obvious reasons. She is an agent of chaos and thrives on the screams of board members.

### Fun Facts

* Sofia was once boycotted in the Hufflepuff Boycott of Sofia by members Matt, Mark and Omar because she wanted her DnD character to be a druid but not a Hufflepuff. This boycott means that the Hufflepuffs are turning off their video and sound unless necessary during any official ZOOM HPC events.
* Her Team Thestral DnD character, Faye Morningstar, is the proud owner of Jessie.
* Daughter of Hecate and Hunter of Artemis, Earthbender, Ravenclaw/Ravenpuff, Amity

### Known Aliases

* I'm a map I'm a map I'm a map I'm a map
* Faye Morningstar
* An actual Demon
* Mother of Maren, Elizabeth, Mari, Selethel, and Eliza. Also married to Sean, although she is upset that she doesn't get the perk of having access to his library
Selethel

## Bio

Selethel is a Gryffindor who just wants food and a nap. She can talk a mile a minute and occasionally gives advice to the lad who lived (also known as DAD).

## Also known as

My name is Albus!

Spencer "Arm Crusher" Knight

Code Name: Sandwich

Sofia's second youngest daughter

## Cool Stuff

The only metal bender in existence

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Thomas Angle Cult

This is a cult dedicated to our Lord and tormenter Thomas Angle. It was founded in a night of pure chaos by Haley, Arden, Camryn, and Rosie. This cult is responsible for prompting everyone in the groupchat to change their names to include a variant spelling of “Thomas Angle” and the word “rawr”.

### Beliefs

* Kidnapping is fun if you're into it.
* We know Thomas Angle is a fictional character (probably), but we can't help but find him attractive
* Youtube Kermit the Frog impersonator has a better singing voice than Lin Manuel Miranda (we love ya, Lin)
* Never type the name Tomas Engle the same way twice
* Reincarnation- the tHOmas Aengel cult believes that Hunter is the reincarnation of Starkid's Joe Walker. How does that work if Joe Walker is still alive? What about every person alive not named Hunter or Joe Walker? ¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯ who cares

### Members

Members of this cult must change their names to "Thomas [Insert Name Here]" with an additional "rawr" in the name as well. Members also address each other as "Thomas [Insert Name Here]" with an additional "rawr" in the name, as opposed to "Brother" or "Sister."

### Holy Hymns of the Thomas Angle Cult

"WAP" (sadly)

"Say No to This" by Kermit the Frog and Janice

"Show-stopping Number" from "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals" (Only when Ben is in the room, aka Benry Hidgens)

### High Priestess

Haley has performed the first and (so far) only official wedding under the religion of the Thomas Angle Cult.
Arden's Boycott of Matt

During the ZOOM HPC Wiki Page Mystery, Arden had believed she had cracked the code, which purposefully deceived people into believing the perpetrator was Mark. She had sacrificed much of her nap time to figuring out who the real author was, and ultimately went to bed thinking she had cracked the code. However, this was a clever ruse by Matt to throw people off of his trail. Matt ultimately revealed his identity as the author, leading Arden to feel betrayed. As a consequence of Matt's tricks, Arden believed Omar and Mark to be lying, permanently damaging their relationships as friends. She officially declared a boycott against Matt because of this trickery on July 27, 2020.

On August 5, 2020, Matt and Arden resolved their differences. Arden has officially ended the boycott.
Polar Babe

## **Overview**

The Polar Babe is one of the Doom Mobs. All but one dead player will spawn as a Polar Babe during the **Blizzard Doom Event**. They are moderately tanky and mildly slow and deal low attack damage but are also short statured, allowing them to duck under the attacks of floating opponents, and they deal considerably high armor damage for a melee monster. Polar Babes can harass survivors quite potently with their delayed ice bombs and chilling ice breath. Once the Polar Babes start dying, they will leave survivor's armor hopefully in a greatly weakened state, allowing **Mama Bear** to clean up with their augmented damage output more effectively.

In summary, Polar babes are the front line of a blizzard which shine most when near **Mama Bear** since they buff each other in close proximity.

## **Stats**

Health: 50 Hearts (5 Rows)

Resistance: 70%

Arrow Resistance: 20%

Speed: -10%

Depth Strider: 3

Shrine Weight: 1

Unproccable

Snow Strider

## **Tools**

### **Baby Bear's Claws**

*"I may look cuddly, but I'm vicious!"*

Base Attack: 15

Armor Shred: 30

Right Clicking will make the user breathe frost, slowing, weakening and damaging nearby survivors.

## **Abilities**

### **Arctic Breath**

Right clicking with the claws will make the user breathe frost, dealing damage and applying **Slowness** and **Weakness** to affected survivors.

Cooldown: 15 Seconds

Radius: 4 Blocks

Damage: 30

Armor Shred: 0

Applies **Slowness 2** and **Weakness 1** for 5 seconds.

### **Arctic Armor**

Grants 30% resistance multiplicative against Tui's **Wildfire.**

### **Arctic Step**

Freeze the ground with indestructable ice every 15 seconds. Ice will also be created when you attack survivors up to every 3 seconds. The ice will explode after 8 seconds, damaging nearby survivors but leaving affected blocks untouched.

Ice Fuse: 8 Seconds

Radius: 3.5 Blocks

Damage: 25

Armor Shred: 0

### Minor Passives

Unproccable: Cannot be procc'ed

Snow Strider: Is capable of walking on powdered snow without sinking.
The Blood Garden

The Cult of Blood Garden
-Salvatore ring
-Salvatore ring
-Salvatore ring
 Quotes
“Can I be the one who decides who we have to kill?”
“guys we should have a death note? like a book where we write our victims down. It could be the Yeet book. for ppl we want to Yeet and eat hehe”
 Positions
 Vibe Check

Cult Base still in the works, currently interested in Winchester Mystery house

First meeting items to bring list

-Blood red fruit punch

-pasta with marinara sauce

-no garlic, cuz our group has addicts

-noodles!!!

-Sangria, it’s an alcoholic drink

-Red velvet gluten free cupcakes with red cream cheese frosting YUM!!!
Danangle

This is a ship between Xenia and Thomas Angle. Are they the same person? Who is to say. All we know is that the volume in this bus is A S T R O N O M I C A L.

Xenia and Thomas were married on August 28, 2020 at approximately 9pm PST. The ceremony was officiated by Haley, with Hunter and a Ten year old death minister providing back up ministering (okay, they were basically there for moral support, but it’s the thought that counts). The maids of honor were Elizabeth and Camryn. Maren was her mother. Thomas Angle's A.I. and Angle's Magical Map were Thomas Angle's Representatives. Omar was a groomsman. Mari was as their flower girl. Their matrimony was the first ceremony officiated under the religion of the Cult of Thomas Angle. The bridal procession was set to “WAP” and the first dance was to Muppets Say No to This.
Haley

If you're reading this, perhaps you too have been sent to the corner. That's okay, all the best people have.

Haley is just a Gryffindor from Farm Planet trying to survive tbh. She's here to do two things: commit arson and support Camryn. She is one of the original four members of the Thomas Angle cult. She is also the Event Coordinator, and one of the original creators of this wiki page. She is VERY much not Cho Chang, and she's tired of competing with Quirrell. If she was ever convicted for a crime, she was framed; all she wants to do is hug and kiss Harry Potter. Haley also is kind of to blame for taking Thomas Angle to the next level and for the running gag. She was the original author of the Thomas Angle wiki page. She also knows absolutely nothing about DnD. There is a non zero chance she is actually a sock puppet wearing a human form.

Haley has also successfully completed the "ZOOM Time-Turner" challenge (so aptly named because it made us want to turn back time), in which she stayed on a Zoom call for 12 hours.

### Known for

Her VERY obvious Southern accent

Yelling "Balls!" when she messes up

Being clueless 24/7

Placing 2nd in the competition of posting cat photos/videos

Being skilled with a wrench

Calling Time of Death: Soon

Facilitating the epic cameos of Gus

Always claiming matt is the imposter. IT WASN"T ME, HALEY

Fictitiously pushing a child

Canonically murdering Lear's original Fool

### Fun Facts

She is named after the twin from "The Parent Trap."

She isn't one of the Thomases editing things as a Thomas.

A horse at her cuuuzin. Now she and the horse have got a feud.

### Quotes

"When Gus the cat is more Slytherin than Nicole. Don't quote me on that. Actually, you know what, quote me on that."
Team Hippogriff

-The\_Ballad\_of\_Team\_Hippogriff.mp3

**The Ballad of Team Hippogriff**

Who is the team with the chaotic flair?

Who fights on spiders and soars through the air

With weapons on fire and a chest full of wonders

Whose infinite virtues are not known at all

It's Hogwarts own firsties, our dear Team Hippogriff

And under the chaos and drugs and sass

Lies hidden a fierce and adventurous team

The forces of Angle that lurk in the night

Will cower in fear as these 11 yr olds... get high!

Weaving magic like a born spell-caster

And wreaking havoc like a natural disaster

They cast their Stupefy Blast and Spider and bee Stampede

They’re gonna get so wasted, so cheers to the snaaaakes!

'Cause they’re archaic rouge’s, they're the best

They’re Slytherins just winging it

They’re all drinking cactus juice with no reason

They’re team Hippogriff, and they’re killing the bad guys!

Oooh-oooh!

Oooh-oooh-oooh!

Team Hippogriff explores Hogsmead alright

They started to attract a pair of devious eyes

The NPC’s rose up from Dungeon masters mind

We kicked and stunned him to the ground even though he was hot

Slytherins tried to pet some dogs

How could they not know they couldn't take 'em for themselves?

They got placed in the future , faces full of dread

The DM and players exchanged a look, and this is what they said

This is what they said, this is what they said:

"You need to keep being on task

Here’s your bronze sword and another cute pet too

To keep the peace, we will play the game

Secret Tunnel leads us all in the end

Secret Tunnel leads us all in the end

Team secret – one last to tell

A Team under mischiefs spell

Who is the team with the battle attire?

The cruciatus curse is their deepest desire

They probably won't use it, I think we all know it

But just cuz they can, it makes them all grin

Team Hippogriff is in love with learning defensive spells

And their favorite one is Forbidden

Forevermore!
David

Don't listen to Sean, David is not a gold digger! Maren, despite being a seventy year old lady, seems to really like him. David, miraculously is a virtually identical body double to both Ben and Matt. He has a tattoo on his chest of the words "Harry Potter" written in Matt's beautiful cursive script. He did not, however, attempt to stop Matt from putting highlighter on his face (Matt: Why would you write that? David: I'm just trying to tell the truth! Matt: This wiki has to be perfect! You're supposed to get roasted here, not me. David: I'm not roasting you. I'm not even the real David, I'm just a meta way to include a Dear Evan Hansen reference. Matt: One more wisecrack like that and you're outta here! David: NO! PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!)
Bote

Bote E. McBoteface (which is their actual full name) is one of the funniest eyeless bastards we know (Petition to rename Unlisted to the eyeless bastards). They have two children, Maren and Not Maren. (Please don't murder the editor, but technically Not Maren did wish Bote a happy father's day first). They had a really wild summer and ran into that demonic puppet from Saw.

## Known Relationships

* Maren (favorite child)
* Eliza (stealer of eye)
* Xenia (stealer of other eye)
* Mari- defender of remaining eye (failed). We have one joke and no eyes.
* Andre the G-eye-ant ( the only person whose hands were big enough to give them a really good hand job)
ZOOM AVP Series ICONIC Props

+ The Time Turner that Looked an Awful Lot Like A Sheet of Paper with the Words "Time Turner"
	+ (not a prop, but too ICONIC not to mention) That Pirouette
* Camryn
	+ The Owl Rat
	+ An Actual Pack of Red Vines
	+ Ability to Improv/Cover for Missing Lines
	+ Ability to Flirt in the Group Chat While Being in the Golden Trio
* Nicole
	+ That Harry Wig
	+ The Printed Guitar
	+ Harry Potter mini Shrine background
* Rosie
	+ Crookshanks, the Spider
	+ The Frumpy Teased Hair-do
	+ The "Hermione Can't Draw, but Dang, Can She Sing" Vocals
* Hunter
	+ Mama's Little Love Handle/A Feather
	+ An Axe
	+ Taylor Lautner Poster
	+ The ENTIRE OUTFIT
	+ That Delicious Cheesecake
	+ The SPOT-ON Umbridge Impression
	+ Ability to Contour for Voldemort's Make-up Better Than Me
* Haley
	+ A Paper Towel Drawing
	+ Ukulele Broom
	+ Ability to Edit a Video 30 min. before the Show Starts
* Omar
	+ Ability to Quickly Turn People's Cameras On/Off
	+ The Zac Efron Background
* Quyne
	+ Her SPOT-ON Scottish Accent
	+ Her SPOT-ON Cockney Accent
* Matt
	+ Snape's Trumpet Butt
	+ Little Wine Cooler
* Elizabeth
	+ The SlowMo Skills
	+ The Polar Bear Werewolf (Her name is Ginny)
* Ariel
	+ Fifty Costumes Scattered Around her Room
	+ The Football (PS How did you find a football in time?)
	+ The Mr. Potter Poster
	+ HOMEMADE Sorty and Scarfy puppets.
* Arden
	+ Malfoy's Drawings Printed Out
	+ The Spinning Chair
	+ That Amazing Improv Line About Blipping out of the Time-Space Continuum
	+ (Not a prop technically, but ICONIC anyways) the Cen-chars and Cench-wahs
	+ (Also not a prop technically, but too ICONIC not to mention) Draco's papA and mamA
* Sofia
	+ \*screams in video editing\*
	+ Ability to text cast members and stay updated while moving and driving across state lines during Act II.
Matt

Matt was Harry Potter's rival for Cho Chang's love, before finding his true passion as a famous troika driver. He is a Hufflepuff boy a few years ahead of Harry at Hogwarts. He states several times that the members of the aforementioned house are particularly good finders. He finds Pigfarts to be quite intriguing. Matt is in the House Cup Tournament and had to fight a dragon along with Harry, Cho, and Draco. After fighting with Harry over Cho at the dance, they both are portkeyed to a graveyard where he dies at the hand of Lord Voldemort because he is a spare. But because he is also a Ten Year Old Death God, he came back as "Sour Grapes Matt," who has a heated rival with Remus Lupin, and "Butt Trumpet" (that doesn't sound anything like my butt)!

Matt played Fleance in the squad’s production of Macbeth, which we now reference a lot. Notably, this production demonstrated that Hunter is Matt’s dad.

### Known Aliases

* Ten year old death god
* Manic Pixel Dream Girl
* Butt Trumpet
* Koalas in the Rain
* Actual Cedric Diggory
* ThomasAngelinaJolie
* Dr Edna "Deathclaw" Mode, pHd

### Fun Facts:

* In his 2019 Spotify rewind playlist, his most played song, with over 53 plays was Rob Cantor's Shia Lebaouf
* Watch out, he will steal your man!
* He, like all Puffs on the E-board, is boycotting Sofia during meetings because she dissed Hufflepuff house (in good fun).
* Hufflepuff, Child of Apollo, Abnegation, Earth Bender
* His Patronus is LITERALLY a badger. You cannot make this stuff up.
* His nose became a kazoo that can only play Wonder wall
* could seduce the firelord.
* The afterlife is Wisconsin.
* Will marry Hunter.
* Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam
* Is the past incarnation of Camryn. This is not what some would call an "inside joke," this is a historical fact.
* Is not the queen of the fire spiders. Yet.
* Is a single mother of 5,420, and will eat your friends and family to remind you of their love.
* Several people think he should have more points in the theater running kill count (indicating how many characters a given actor has killed on screen) as Wiggly destroys an entire city, but Matt only gets 1 point.
* Once had a tweet liked by Dave Malloy's father.
Fan-fics/pics for Fanatics

Welcome to the official page for any fan-fiction/fan-art! Any submissions are welcome so long as they are appropriate AND created by a member of ZOOM Harry Potter Club. Authors are welcome to post their works here, but you are not required to list yourself as the author. You may post things anonymously!

## Fanfiction

Thomas Angle's Thomas Angels Series by Camryn
Abercrombie and Fitch

**Herman Abercrombie and Gerald Fitch are a pair of miscreants seen in various campaigns across the Thomas Angle Cinematic Omniverse (the TACO, if you will). Abercrombie is the down on his luck barkeep of many a seedy, disgusting taverns, while Fitch is his number one regular. Fitch has been coming to Abercrombie's bar to drink beginning at 2:10 PM every day for the past 30 years, which is weird because the only bar opened in 2008. He also used to frequent the Three Broomsticks until Madame Rosmerta gave him seven lifetime banishments. They are both Wizards. (Well, no one ever told Fitch he was a wizard. He just stumbled into Diagon Alley drunk one day and hasn't left since).**

Is one of them secretly Thomas Engle? Are both of them secretly Tomas Anngle? Are we all secretly Thoemas Ingel? Is Matt going to offer a single answer to the laundry list of questions he’s proposed?

### Relationships

Herman Abercrombie has been married four times. On purpose. He also has two children, not on purpose. Abercrombie’s fourth wife left him when he ran out of polyjuice potion, and she realized he did not, in fact, look like Harrison Ford. His second wife may or may not have been former English prime minister Margaret Thatcher.

Fitch has never been in a long term relationship which lasted longer than four hours (unless you count Abercrombie).

### Trivia- Abercrombie

* Once placed third in a Vince Vaughn lookalike contest.
* Is secretly writing a twelve part rock opera puppet show about Sigmund Freud
* Love White Claws, and his favorite flavor is Ruby Grapefruit.
* Abercrombie gained ownership of the Hovel Depot in a game of wizard poker (it's like regular poker but with acid). He lost.

### Trivia- Fitch

* Has sat in the same barstool for so long he's accidentally turned it into a Horcrux. Said Horcrux is the only thing keeping Fitch's liver from shriveling into powder.
* Is the true writer of My Immortal. It is 100% unironic.
* In 1996, some of the bar regulars organized a write in campaign to try and get Fitch elected Minister of Magic. He almost beat Cornelius Fudge. Fitch was entirely unaware that this happened.
Other Ben

Ben J(nondescript vowel here) is who we were all rooting for in the Ben v Ben duel (not to be confused with the Ben vs Ben Duel WHICH HASN"T BEEN RECORDED YET BENJAMIN). He often plays himbos and is here to run away with Maren, who is also his son (see: The Incest Tree)

He is here referred to as other Ben, not because he possesses otherness, but solely because Ben (derogatory) happened to be here first.

He canonically lives in a comically oversized suitcase owned by Maren
The Theatre Era

This page is unlisted.

Austin {\*REDACTED\*} (The Chuck Norris of Unlisted Productions)

Ben (Unofficial captain of this ship of the darnned)

Bote (Shawty's like a melody in my head)

Theater Bri (the one with goals)

Camryn (The one who kills Hunter)

David (Revenge for the longer version of PaIL, Matt's Body Double)

Eliza (Bi Bro 2)

Elizabeth (The one making sure we all don't die)

Gus (the cat) (The mascot)

Haley (Anti-Board)

Hunter (Either Dead or the Bad Guy)

Kyle (The cheese connoisseur)

Louis (Cran Man)

Maren (A Scorpion)

Matt (The Best Human in the World)

Mari (Aspiring Cult Leader)

Other Ben (The Superior Ben)

Sean (Millenial Grandad)

Selethel (Albus Severus Thomas Angle Potter, you were named after three wizards who should not be trusted with children)

Sofia (Bi Bro 1)

Grindelcock (Has Fire Sword and is not afraid to use it. I mean I'm afraid, but she isn't)
Memorable Quotes

"I don't respect women, so I'm gonna fight them." - Camryn

"I've decided I'm illiterate." - Rosie

"You want it? GO GET IT! STREET SMARTS!" - Maren

"I'm a 10-yr-old here for a good time, not a long time." - Matt

"Oh, are we still fighting?" - Haley

"Oh shit, I need a nickname." - Elizabeth

"I'm the Dungeon UnMaster." - Xenia

Xenia: "His name is Harry Potter with two dots above the o." Camryn: "Which o?"

Mark: "I'm a REALLY good wizard." Xenia: "You're 11."

Unknown: "What's the door look like?" Xenia: "It looks like a FUCKING door."

"Roll for literacy!" "Roll to pick up litter" Matt

"That'll be a charisma roll for the bees" - Nicole R.

"The only loot I know is the lute" - Camryn

Sofia: "I'm going to punch the helicopter" Xenia: "How do you want to go about this?" Sofia: "BOOM"

August 29 the Final Engle: Part I

“He’s just a poor, horny kidnapped person”

“Roll to steal his kneecaps”

“You want my money, go get it, then yeet my femur in the married couple’s general direction”

I’ve kept a gun under my hat the whole time”

“Do you guys know how a lever works?”

“10 year old DeathinBinder might be your dad.”

"I roll to seduce Darren Criss."

“We don’t give a fuck. We just like cheese.” -Cam

“You’re a pedicured lemur.” -Mark

“Pot is been being celebrated for 1 minute.”

"Use the diction of a fancy bitch but with the energy of moaning Myrtle.” -Elizabeth

“I kinda wanna see people fall down a rabbit hole of despair for my own amusement?” -Selethel

“Can I get stabbed in the chat” -Xenia
Camryn

Sexy Hat

Pun Mistress

Camryn is a future incarnation of matt, a leaper from trees, and cottagecore lesbians with Maren

## Experience

Camryn is a Ravenclaw, and she taught Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts during Harry Potter's second year. Before Voldemort got his body back, he lived on the back of Camryn's head, feeding off her soul to survive. As they got closer and closer to the Yule Ball, they became very close friends and began to fall in love. But, Voldemort put Cedric Diggory's murder on Camryn, and she got sent to Azkaban. Voldemort ended up missing Camryn and eventually they both get reunited because there was a part of the Dark Lord that couldn't be killed, as it resided in Camryn's heart.

Camryn is also often seen eating various different snacks, but her most well known snack is a pack of Red Vines. Upon mentioning Red Vines, Camryn will look towards the camera and advertise the candy. This candy gave her one of her most famous quotes ("Red Vines—what the hell can't they do?") and she used it to save everyone from being killed by Peter Pettigrew. She is also known for her blue headband, which was given to her by Harry. Harry wore the headband to cover up his scar, but after learning how famous he was from Camryn's song "Harry Freakin' Potter", he gave it to Camryn.

## Known Aliases

She alternately goes by the name Tõmås CamRAWR. She also sometimes goes by the name Chastity... or lack thereof ;) (formerly Modesty... or lack thereof ;) ), and while under this alias she has been known to commit atrocities. They result in countless dollars in property damage, as well as resulting in her being bitten by various assailants.

## Acclaim

* Camryn is one of the four founders of the Thomas Angle Cult
* She is an award-winning author of ZOOM HPC fan fiction

* She is best known for making puns constantly
* She is a proud bard in Team Phoenix, and consequently a lifelong member of the Squid Squad
* She was in the gang’s production of Macbeth, which we now reference a lot. Notably, this production demonstrated that she murdered Hunter. Possibly numerous times.

* Use of love potions???????????????????????????????????
Jeslyle

Jeslyle is the ship of Carlyle (Ciara (played by Mari)‘s pet bowtruckle) and Jessie (Faye (Played by Sofia)’s pet bowtruckle). The ship name was coined by Matt at 12:37 at night on August 8th, when he had nothing else to do. Matt would like to disclaim he is in no way an expert on bowtruckle romantic relationships, but he would imagine it would go something like this:

* The bowtrucki (that’s the plural of bowtruckle. I just decided that.) would feed and pet honeybees in the same way elderly couples feed pigeons.
* They may enjoy listening to Wonderwall together.
* They hold branches often.
* Sometimes, Carlyle and Jessie break into Thomas Angle’s house, steal all of his black pens, and replace them with fruffy pink pens. This drive Dr Professor Tomas Engle crazy.
* On one or two occasions, the pair of bowtrucki have robbed the grave of Dolores Umbrige to steal pink fluffy things.

I’m sorry if this wiki article is incoherent, but unfortunately all of it is canon now.
House Cup

ZOOM Harry Potter Club is proud to present a FRIENDLY competition amongst the Hogwarts Houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Members are sorted into their respective houses and are awarded House points for participation in various activities such as Weekly Quidditch Cup Training in "Get Fit with Flitwick," Monday Movie Night, Fan Art/Fanfic Friday, DnD Campaigns, Master Classes, Inter-house Meetings, etc. The house with the most points at the end of each term will receive The Hogwarts House Cup and eternal bragging rights.

**WINNERS**

   Spring 2020 WINNER: Gryffindor

"ZOOM Harry Potter Club would like to wish Gryffindor a big congratulations for winning the first House Cup! Thank you to everyone who has participated in the trivia, the meetings, or in any other way. You all made this such a great term and the new board can't wait to get started for Summer Term 2020!"

Summer 2020 WINNER: Definitely not Gryffindor (This Gryffindor slander is brought to you by the one remaining Gryffindor in the group.)
Ten Year Old Death God

ManicPixelDreamGirl (one word) was a role inhabited by Matt in the insomnia fueled improvised DnD campaign played on July 24th.

ManicPixelDreamGirl! Yeah, that's me! I'm ten and I'm male!

Mythological Pantheons tend to have a variety of death gods. For example, in Greek mythology, Hades rules over the underworld, while Thanatos is the actual god controlling the process of death, and various minor spirits correspond to violent death, death by sea, et cetera. The Ten Year Old Death God, being only ten years old, has a very narrow and specific field, ruling over those who die from dysentery, non-shark water animals, and automatic tennis ball server related accidents (it happens more often then you'd think.)

### Memorable Quotes

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."

### Known Associates

* "Corset Stuff" aka "Oh sh\*t I need a new nickname"
* "Oh are we still fighting"
* "You want it, Go Get it"
* "Chastity or lack thereof "aka “I don’t respect women, I'm gonna fight them”

### Likes

* Capes
* Grave Robbing (especially capes)
* Hovel Depot (and the cape aisle of which)

### Dislikes

* Cannibalistic Poor People at the Tavern
* STREET SMART's Dad
* The noises STREET SMART's Dad made when he was resurrected
* Rope

### Abilities

* Resurrection- by kicking corpses with his magical boot, MPDG can temporarily reanimate the dead. This effect only lasts as long as his boot is making contact with the body, unless he rolls a 20 for strength. In the latter case, the corpse is brought permanently back to life. He doesn't like doing that, though.
* Other unknown death god powers
* Grave Robbing- will steal bloody, disgusting capes from corspes and wear them.
* +5 Intimidation- he's far more intimidating than the average ten year old, but slightly less intimidating than the average death god.
* He can fall on his back and kick upward in order to throw pedophiles off their rhythm

### Will

This is the will of the Ten Year Old Death God, should his dances with death end in a fumble.

* Haley gets his entire collection of googly eyes, and the a hard drive full of Trail to Oregon Gifs
Dwarf

**Dwarves** are an humanoid race. They usually are shorter and a bit wider than humans, as well as more strength and the ability to see better in the dark. They are also known to have more body hair and fat than the other races, genetics given since they live in the cold North of Negame. The North of Negame is mainly composed of tundras, mountains and caves filled with precious gems and metal.

They willingly went to live in the North to get the goods, and are respected for such a thing. Dwarves are the reason that the market is quite large, with various different gems and metals, as well as different weapons and armor with those materials. If they aren't miners or living in the North, they most of the time do jobs such as merchants, cooks, etc.

They are also known to be artificers, knowing how to use explosives without the help of magic as they have quite weak magical abilities, yet they way more resistant to magic than other races.

No one really knows how dwarves came to Negame, as there are no real book nor legends talking about them. Some think they may have been cursed or sick, which caused their different appearance and abilities, making them a different race. Dwarves themselves have this legend told through songs that they were born from stone, in the caves.
Hunter

## Biographical information

### Date of death

The day of the thomas angle twitter reveal; October 30th; October 31st (Several Clones); Many others

## Appearances

### Appears in

NetherfieldThe Grandmaster's ArenaMatt's Dreams

Hunter can't seem to catch a break. No matter what activity or show we're doing, he's always cast as the villain. As a result, no one particuarly trusts him, but that's okay because he's a better comedic actor than all of us put together.

The Voldemort character in StarKid's *A Very Potter Musical* is probably the only time that the character would be considered attractive. During the first act, he is joined by his partner Camryn where the two explore the difficulties of living with a person on the back of one's head. Once Hunter regains his body at the beginning of the second act, he becomes a nearly unstoppable force

Hunter played Banquo in the squad’s production of Macbeth, which we now reference a lot. Notably, this production demonstrated that he is Matt’s dad, and was murdered by both Maren and Camryn (though Maren maintains that she *technically* didn't *actually* kill him because they are best friends, and she would never directly do anything to hurt him).

Enjoys

* 24 McBurger mountains, however the only food he eats are protein shakes, falcon eggs annd ROCKS!
* He likes snakes, folding his ties, roller skating, dancing, watching movies, and pushing people into fires.
* Disciplining chillins with his love handle
* Love potions???????????????????????????????????
Mark

I'm rocking with Mark, 'cause Mark is rocking with us.

The first time we played DnD, Mark's character was a werewolf taking wolfsbane potion. Unfortunately, the full moon rose less than ten minutes into the campaign, so mark wasn't able to do much in the way of talking. Also, at one point everyone rolled dexterity to pet friendly wolf Mark, and one person rolled a 1, resulting in that person punching friendly wolf Mark. That character is a terrible person.

Mark is also the innovative holder of the stick (a broken chair leg) during the Mystery Dungeon Crawl, which came in handy.

Matt feels bad about eating Mark.
Spring 2020 Officers

The Spring 2020 Term was the first term of the ZOOM Harry Potter Club. The Spring 2020 term began in late March and concluded at the end of June. The club's founding executive board consisted of the following officers.

## List of Officers

Co-Headmasters: Camryn and Kristina

Secretary: Arden

Event Coordinator: Dakshatha

Public Relations: Polly and Natalie

Quidditch Captain: Rosie

House Cup Monitor: Bri

Head Girl: Xenia

Gryffindor Prefects: Allie and Malia

Hufflepuff Prefects: Nicole R and Julia

Ravenclaw Prefects: Sofia and Molly

Slytherin Prefects: Ashlyn and Mackenzie
Jessie

Jessie is the bowtruckle companion of Faye Morningstar. Faye stole the Bowtruckle after finding her abandoned in a suitcase with a flamethrower and 13 cans of cat food. The name “Jessie” was suggested by Matt after the session had ended.

Fun facts

* Jessie is a Sagittarius
* Jessie can do a spot on impression of Starkid actor Joe Moses. Faye Morningstar is unaware of this fact.
* Jessie is allergic to limes. On the other hand, she has on several occasions eaten five guavas in a single afternoon. Considering one guava is bigger than the average bowtruckle, that's a lot of guava!
* Jessie can perfectly quote the entire script Disney's Mulan II, but, like in Bowtruckle language.
* Jessie is 312 years old (in December) and is personally responsible for the death of King George III.
* Jessie doesn't like sand...it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
* Jessie has sworn a blood feud against Madam Rosmerta. She knows why.
Xenia

Xenia from Da Block is the adoptive father of Arden (whom is actually the product of an affair between Narcissa Malfoy and Dobby the House-Elf ), and the mother of Selethel and Matt, and the only real life firebender we know.

As the Dungeon UnMaster, Xenia is known for making NPCs bite players. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time someone got bit on a campaign, I'd have, like, three nickels.That's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened three times.

## Known Possessions

* Flags of Ba Sing Se
* The Time Turner that Looked an Awful Lot Like A Sheet of Paper with the Words "Time Turner"
* FIRE SWORD

## Known Relations

Eliza (wife, fellow connoisseur of eyeballs)

Matt (favorite child)

Hunter (ginger)

Bote (some rando she haunted with the fire sword)

## Top Quotes

* "Welcome to Xenia's sheets. They get spicy."
* "Can I get stabbed in the chat?"

## Things They've Put in Their Mouth

Fake Blood (Macbeth)

Fake Blood (Addams Family Values)

Fake Blood (Matt's birthday video)

Fake Blood (just in general)