You

It's you! The protagonist of this game.

## Appearance

You are a... white, blobbish... marshmallow man... woman... thing. You can freely change your hairstyle, change accessories and even your gender from the Stats tab instantly.

When you start the game/prestige reset, you look like a hobo in the park with facial hair and everything. Building up money, Hobby levels, and Relationships will make your face look more anime-like.

According to Ayano, you're 103 lbs, 4 ft 2 inches, and have a birthmark on your right heel.

You also have a really nice butt, according to the other girls. To date:

* Cassie has complained about how your jeans drown out your butt.
* Mio has desired a person with decent mid-control and a nice butt. Though it is not entirely clear if this refers to you at that point.
* Nutaku wishes you call her "cake". Because she'll go straight to your butt.
* Fumi has stared at it. Without her fancy future-tech glasses that lets her see you without clothes.
* Alpha suffers processing errors just staring at it.
* Luna summoned a doll that looks like exactly you, that has the cutest butt.
* Q-Pernikiss (Q-Piddy) desires it.
* Darya made a macaroni picture of it instead of working on a complex algorithm.
* Shibuki notices you have a cute butt and believes you use it as a distraction technique.
* Iro says Sawyer's butt is nice, but doesn't compare to yours.

Your marshmallow appearance may also help endear you to the girls:

* Odango says her favorite treat is rice krispies treats, which is rice mixed with marshmallows (her other favorite treat).
* Sirina thinks you have a beautiful marshmallow face and stares at it, interrupting her facial recognition ID.
* Catara wants to eat you all up because of your marshmallow-y plumpness.
* Roxxy compares you to a marshmallow, calling you sweet and scrumptious.

## Personality

Literally none, outside of a few moments here and there. You take a casual attitude to things, considering how you can protest while performing vigilantism and surfing at the same time, while taking the time to slay demons and date a bear. You also seem to be pretty carefree, almost to the point of ignorance, such as protesting the oxford comma. You are generally pretty nice to people though, only hurting them on accident (although often). When Jelle isn't busy absorbing it, you also take care of a garden.

## Abilities

You somehow have the ability to splice extra hours into your day. As long as you have the required "time blocks", you are capable of performing as many Jobs, Hobbies, and Dates as you wish. Now you can become a demon slayer who surfs in space while flipping burgers and taking your not-Vocaloid girlfriend to the movies.

You may also have extreme material wealth, ~~allowing you to pay for almost anything using only 1 Diamond~~, becoming the primary driving force of the economy by the time Q-Piddy falls in love with you.

In spite of your absurd capabilities, it is surprisingly difficult for you to make a good first impression on a girl. To date, you have:

* Crushed a girl's ribs with a bicycle when distracted by a pigeon
* Crushed a girl's arcade scores by button mashing
* Crushed a (cat) girl's house (cardboard box) while fleeing from a protest
* Crushed a girl's perception of reality by erasing a spoon from existence
* Crushed a girl's motorcycle with a single arrow shot to her front wheel
* Crushed a girl's cake, splattering her like an anime protagonist
* Crushed a girl's time-travel experiment, stranding her in your timeline
* Crushed a (bear) girl's feelings by making an offensive bear joke
* Crushed a (virtual) girl's concert by angst-ing the entire audience
* Crushed the fabric of reality, summoning an elven sorceress mercenary to your world by flubbing a spell for delicious pie
* Crushed a (pilot) girl's giant mech by summoning it through a portal and punching it
* Crushed the expectations of a mystical Love Oracle and her guardian
* Crushed a girl's Living Burial with your shovel
* Crushed a girl's former Ninja Master, becoming her new Ninja Master
* Crushed a College Girl's mind (and her self confidence) when witnessing you dealing with a robbery
* "Accidentally" Crushed entire Knights-in-duel in front of a Princess with a chandelier.
* "Accidentally" Crushed the boardwalk (and the Pizza Delivery Girl) when you pull out a hazardous looking nail.
* Crushed a Hacker's SSD which contains millions of dollars worth of Bitcoin in it.
* "Accidentally" Crushed one of the Shrine's Fox Statue.
* "Accidentally" Crushed a Volleyball Player's Face - or nose in specific way (and her carrier).
* Crushed a Psychic's Crystal Ball when she is trying to read your future.
* Crushed the entire Library Bookshelves when you trying to get the Golden Tome while waiting your Childhood Friend to show up.
* Crushed the entire Artist's Artwork in the Art Gallery (and her carrier, I guess...?).
* "Accidentally" Crushed a Barista's mug that was supposed to handed over to you...
* "Accidentally" Crushed the icy lake when you make a Hole for Fishing, ended up dropping a Reindeer Girl into the lake.
* Crushed "Spacebear" which belongs to a skater girl.
* "Accidentally" Crushed a fence which kept a girl's horses in her barn.
* Crushed the whole Garderner's Barrel of Wine.
* Crushed a Pirate Ship for being mistaken you as a Mermaid.
* "Crushed" a Magician's mind during her performance.
* "Crushed" the entire Car Wash (and the entire Fundraiser) by putting too many soap in the bucket of water...

In fact, the only characters who DON'T have a terrible first meeting with you almost always ruin YOUR day, listed below:

* A perverted, hedonistic, ultra-lewd girl who crushes your bedroom wall and computer (though, to be fair, she does break your wall and computer.)
* An insane Japanese schoolgirl who's obsessed with you, crushed your plan to get a date with another girl, and casually plans murdering every other girl
* A (Scottish/Irish/?) money-grubbing maid who crushes your servant interview and wants 28 New Cars
* A magical girl(?) you released from an ancient prison (that you crushed) who may or may not be an ancient lust goddess
* A girl (Diamond Girl, probably...?) who you summoned by throwing a bag of diamonds into the water
* A Rice Cooker Girl you bought online who falls in love with you
* A Data Assistant (Dat.Ass) who you turn into an Android Girl for a more "Interactive Experience"
* A speedy superhero lightning cat who helped you scatter evil forces and teaches you "Speed Dating"
* A Headmaster (Or Headmistress) who you meet via a Magical Invitation after you accidentally "crushed" the Mail Owl
* A Dancing Diva who you impressed with your dance moves
* A Dog Girl who just met you and falls in love with you after she freed you from a house fire.
* A "Spiky" Mercenary Girl who cuts into the battle when you're battling against Superioroth.
* A Spanish dancer who you dance with resulting in the local Crime Boss disappearing and her running away.
* A Ghost that you have just summoned back from Underworld. (Albeit, you're somewhat the reason she's dead.)
* A somewhat "Browser Girl" that called you "Hero" for picking up a Flyer in hope of silencing her...
* A "Stranger but familiar" Girl you saw when you on hiking in the mountains...
* A Space Rat you have a good Phone Conversation with learned the "hard way" about the moon...
* A Red Panda Commander that snatched Zoo Keeper's Red Panda...
* A College Teacher found up her getting older (White hair shown up; which spotted by you)...
* A Ballerina Girl that ended up shocked you with her arm detached from her...

## The "You" in Blush Blush

Working as Zoo's Senior Rehydration Engineer (and you created a massive mess around the Zoo - by giving the Boys the Magical Water), you have the ability to revert the Cursed Boys back to their own original selves - with Love.

## Trivia

* You're canonically (nick)named "Marshmallow", due to your short, white, chubby figure. However, some people have other nicknames for you.
	+ Sofia calls you "Melon".
	+ Elle calls you "Panda Paws".
	+ Bonnibel calls you "Sugar", "Sugar cookie" and "Sweet cheeks".
	+ Babybelle calls you "huckleberry".
	+ Marybelle calls you "tumbleweed".
* Marshmallow has apparently attended the same unnamed high school as Ayano and Generica, but nothing else is known about their education.
* Given that Ayano refers to you as "senpai", Marshmallow should be at least 19 years old, unless they were allowed to skip grades for some reason. Given that Generica also refers to Marshmallow as "senpai", they should be at least 20 years old - again, barring skipped grades or the use of "senpai" as a nickname.
* Renée mentions the two of you met when your respective families took you to Hot Chocolate Lake, implying that Marshmallow has (or had) family, foster parents or caretakers of some other sort during their childhood. This does beg the question why your first visual representation is as a hobo, living in a tent in the park.
* Sirina mentions your mother in her dialogue, showing that you have some form of mother figure in your life, although it is unclear if you two are close.
* Marshmallow apparently has a nice voice, which grows more potent as you continue to advance. While Iro only mentions your voice "gives her funny feelings in her tummy", Bonnibel already compares listening to Marshmallow talk to her to "being wrapped in velvet", and by the time you acquire Sirina its power has grown to the point that it warps reality and transforms her from a phone app into a full creature.
* Vellatrix sorts Marshmallow into House Bread when they attend Snogwarts. Bread seems to be an analogue to House Hufflepuff of the Harry Potter-franchise, as it has none of the defining qualities of the other three Houses (in this continuity, *Brave* Beavers, *Sneaky* Penguins and *Snobby* Cats), and this could be considered to be a not so subtle insult. This backfires somewhat, as unlike any of the animals, bread is a staple food and daily necessity that helps keep society going, just as Marshmallow eventually becomes a driving force of the economy.