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Mr. Clemons

**Mr. Clemons** is Mrs. Clemons’s deceased husband in Does Not Commute, but he never appears as a driver in the game. However, Mrs. Clemons believes that the spirit of him has possessed a car. Mr. Clemons is mentioned in the Suburb, the City, and the City (Night).

## Mentions

### Start - The Suburb

Widowed Mrs. Clemons believes the ghost of her dead husband has possessed a car. Like every other time on this day of the week, she’s off to see an expert in the matter.

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

Mrs. Clemons leaves the spiritual advisor with five hundred less dollars in her wallet.

Mrs. Clemons and Charles Schneider
### Checkpoint 4 - The City (Night)

Mrs. Clemons decided to follow the spirit of her late husband tonight.

Presumably, Mrs. Clemons followed Mr. Clemons with his spirit's sharp turns mirroring her route.
Vehintelligence Inc.

**Vehintelligence Inc.** is a car developing company for self-driving cars. The cars are designed by Ms. Fitzpatrick, then turned over to Clark Jensen to consecrate. One such car is the car without a driver.

Pileup involving all the drivers (even vaguely) related to **Vehintelligence Inc.**
Mr. Olsen and Mrs. Clemons: You do realise we spent our money and you gave it to that company?File:Olsen-Clemons accident.jpg
Ms. Fitzpatrick: Let him have it - the self-driving car is due soon to be released!File:Fitzpatrick-self-driving car accident (1).jpg
Clark Jensen: Or perhaps a spirit is driving it?In the Metropolis/Future, the engineering is done by Max Fitzpatrick, Ms. Fitzpatrick's grandson, and Mr. Sculley is the CEO. The cars are all hovering and self-driving, and the new invention is Instant Matter Transportation, by Max Fitzpatrick. The use of this turns the legs of the commuters into tentacles.
One example of this is Mr. Shepard, although he ultimately retired from using it, as his legs were starting to turn into tentacles. Mr. Ashley listened to the president's speech about keeping away from these tentacle creatures, and the company attracted many protesters, including Ms. Dalton. Ms. Reid also refrained from using it, as did Mrs. Stewart.

Pileup involving all the drivers (even vaguely) related to **Vehintelligence Inc.**
Cars: Wow, what new technology!
Julia: Mr. Ward, why is Clark Jensen here? I remember the incident at the Golf Club with him!
Max Fitzpatrick and Mr. Sculley: Ms. Dalton, stop clogging the road!
Mr. Ashley (to Mr. Lauper and Ms. Reid): What is this problem with Instant Matter Transportation? Why are we evacuating?
Mr. Lauper: I do like this new invention, but it turns legs into tentacles.
Ms. Reid: Just like Mr. Shepard! And then he disappeared! Hurry up, crashed cars, I have to see a doctor!
Mr. Sculley: Me too! I have to get out of here!
Mrs. More: You disgusting car-drivers, why can't you use this invention? Who cares about the tentacles?
Duncan: The future is groovy!
## Employees of **Vehintelligence Inc.**

He also consecrates newly built cars.
 Ms. Fitzpatrick

## Headquarters

It is currently unknown where the headquarters of the company in The City is, but in The Metropolis/Future, the headquarters is the lower building in the bottom right corner of the level.
Duncan

An interesting specimen acquired by Mr. Kirby, **Duncan** quickly goes from a pet lizard for sale to an intelligent velociraptor that can operate a self-driving car.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Intelligent velociraptor Duncan watches 3D videos of his dead dinosaur friends with his virtual reality headset, while his self-driving car takes him to work. "The future is groovy!" he shouts, using his newly acquired speaking skills.

> The future is groovy!
> -Duncan
>
>

## Mentions

### Checkpoint 3 - The Amusement Park

* Biotechnology scientist Mr. Kirby saw a posting on the message board at the amusement park. 'Pet lizard for sale, call: 19 3 8 14 5 9 4 5 18. CS' the note read.

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

* Biotechnology scientist Mr. Kirby is taking his pet lizard Duncan for a walk in the forest near the golf club.

## Trivia

* The coded message originally advertising little Duncan for sale reads: SCHNEIDER
Coded message

In Does Not Commute, **coded messages** appear as numbers, using letter-number substitution. 1 is A, 2 is B, 3 is C, and so on.

## 18.5.2.15.18.14

```
19 3 8 14 5 9 4 5 18. CS

```

meaning "Schneider" (he wrote the note to Mr. Kirby.)

```
13.25 14.1. 13.5 9.19 3.12.1.18.11 10.5.14.19.5.14 9 23.1.19 18.9.7.8.20 1.12.12 1.12.15.14.7 9 8.1.22.5 2.5.5.14 18.5.2.15.18.14 1.19 1 3.1.18.

```

meaning

> My name is Clark Jensen. I was right all along. I have been reborn as a car.
>
>

> - Clark Jensen, from Mr. Ward's hovercar
>
>
Crazy Bob Advertisements

*Not to be confused with the driver Crazy Bob.*

The **Crazy Bob Advertisements** are three radio easter eggs found in the main menu. They advertise Crazy Bob's power ups.

## Armor

Ladies and gentlemen: What if you could do whatever you wanted without any consequences? What if that was the case? Well, guess what? Now it is. You could be the maniac you truly are inside of your heart. I know- I know what you got in there! In that heart of yours! You're a darn maniac! (Laughing) So listen up, come on down to Crazy Bob's. We got probiotic armor for your car that will make you drive like a rock star. That's my motto at Crazy Bob's down town. Come on down, quit screwing around! (Quickly) Purchase of armor voids all collision and liability insurance.

## Traction

Ladies and gentlemen: Let me ask you something. Is your car slipping all over the gosh darn road? Do you wish you had more control? Well, come on down to Crazy Bob's. We've got tires. We've got wheels. We've even got hub caps. But most importantly, ladies and gentlemen: we've got (with smooth voice) Traction Control. You see, when you get your hands on some (with smooth voice) Traction Control, you control your car like it's your best friend. Your car become your best buddy on the road- you- you- you're together, driving. You're going in a straight line. For once- a straight line! So kids, come on down to Crazy Bob's upgradeimporium. Learn to drive like a (with echo) champ with (with smooth voice) Traction Control. (Quickly) Traction Control is intended for entertainment purposes only and is not effective in the care of any known disease or illment.

## Turbo

Ladies and gentlemen: Here are Crazy Bob's, we understand what you're going through. Sometimes, you just can't so as fast as you'd like to. Perhaps a bit of speed is exactly what you need. (three vrooms) So come get yourself a Trubo. (three vrooms) That's the sound of my Turbo. (with ligher voice) Make your car go faster, you'll be the master. (with old man voice) Come get yourself come Crazy Bob's Trubo. (with lighter voice) Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! (normal voice) That's right, get a Turbo! (light voice) Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! (normal voice) I want you to have a Turbo. (light voice) Step on the gas and you'll go real fast! (normal voice) So come to Crazy Bob's and get yourself a Turbo! (quickly) Turbo technology my light you on fire.
Sports car

* Mustang
* Jaguar

### Drivers

The car without a driver, Mr. Mayfield, Dr. Trevino, Ms. Nelson, Mrs. Warner, Mr. Griffin, Mr. Ortega, Mrs. Stewart, Dr. Brown

## Technical details

### Internal name

mustang (sharp-looking car), mustang-striped (Ms. Nelson's car), jaguar (curvy-looking car), jaguar-cab (Mr. Mayfield's convertible), porsche(Mr. Griffin's car), superbird (Mr. Ortega's car), delorean (Dr. Brown's DMC DeLorean)

### Loop

The **sports car** is any fast car that costs a lot. Generally, drivers of the sports car are very rich, and go out to clubs or golf games.

Sports car pileup.jpgSports car pileup (1).jpgSports car pileup (2).jpg
Campaign/6/Eternal Night

## Eternal Night

* Browser
* Mobile

## Stats

### Mission

6
12

### Team Exp

Usual
6

### Energy

1
6

### Gold/Energy

1,183
197.17

### Hero Exp/Energy

305
50.83

### Raid EXP/Energy

350
58.33

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Skeleton ArbalesterBone BallistaHomuncle**Wave 2**

Black KnightSkeleton ArbalesterSkeleton ArbalesterHomuncle**Wave 3**

## Stats

### Mission

6
12

### Team Exp

Usual
6

### Energy

1
6

### Gold/Energy

1,183
197.17

### Hero Exp/Energy

305
50.83

### Raid EXP/Energy

350
58.33

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Skeleton ArbalesterBone BallistaHomuncle**Wave 2**

Black KnightSkeleton ArbalesterSkeleton ArbalesterHomuncle**Wave 3**
Ms. Fitzpatrick

**Ms. Fitzpatrick** is a minor driver of DOES NOT Commute. She is an inventor who has recently taken on a commission known only as "a very interesting prototype."

Pileup involving all the drivers (even vaguely) related to Vehintelligence Inc.
Mr. Olsen and Mrs. Clemons: You do realise we spent our money and you gave it to that company?
**Ms. Fitzpatrick**: Let him have it - the self-driving car is due soon to be released!
Clark Jensen: Or perhaps a spirit is driving it?

## Role at Vehintelligence Inc

She is an inventor and designer who designs cars for Vehintelligence Inc, the most prominent example being the car without a driver. She receives a lot of the money spent on the cars from Clark Jensen and his periodical transfers of money from his spiritual advisory ($500 a session) to Vehintelligence Inc.

## Max Fitzpatrick

She also had a grandson, Max Fitzpatrick, who is an engineer at the future Vehintelligence Inc. His invention was Instant Matter Transportation.

## Story appearances

### The City

* Inventor and designer Ms. Fitzpatrick is on her way to work at Vehintelligence Inc. She has just finished a very interesting prototype for an anonymous client. [1]

### The City (Night)

* Inventor and designer Ms. Fitzpatrick heads out in the night to see her prototype in action. [2]
Enemies/Frozen Visage

* Browser
* Mobile

Stats| * 101
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* 105
* 107
* 108
* 109
* 110
* 111
* 112
* 113
* 114
* 115
* 116
* 116
* 117
* 118
* 119
* 120

### Main Stat

Intelligence

Stats| * 101
* 102
* 103
* 105
* 107
* 108
* 109
* 110
* 111
* 112
* 113
* 114
* 115
* 116
* 116
* 117
* 118
* 119
* 120

Frozen Visages are back and middle line magic damage dealers found in Chapter 11, 12, and 13. They can deal heavy stunning with their attacks and will continuously deal damage until interrupted or until your front line heroes die and they have to move, but heroes like Cornelius will be able to one hit these enemies if strong enough as they have low health.
Mr. Ferssel

This minor character that has broken boundaries by existing in real life under a slightly different name!

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* On his way to the office, videogame story writer Mr. Ferssel considers all the funny pop-cultural references he'll put into the script he's currently writing.

## Trivia

* Mr. Ferssel's name is an anagram for the actual story writer of this very game! His real name is Simon Flesser.
	+ He is mentioned in both the post-level credits, and the menu credits.DOES NOT Commute- Credits (Menu)
* It is currently unknown if Simon Flesser's photo was used in the making of this game.
* A possible pop-cultural reference cold have been Dr. Brown.

Dr. Brown, from Back to the Future.The DMC DeLorean. A type of sports car.Dr. Brown crashing Mr. Ferssel!
Hernandez

**Hernandez** is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. He is an ice cream man who sells ice creams (which got contaminated by rat poison). Mr. Wilson and Mr. Satelle (and their families) got sick from the ice creams.

## Story Appearences

### Start - The Suburb

* Ice cream man Hernandez is on his way to the general store to buy rodenticide.

### Checkpoint 2 - The Beach

* Ice cream man Hernandez can't wait for all the customers to enjoy his ice cream at the beach.

## Mentions

* The Wilson family suddenly felt very ill and is now heading home from the beach. What a shame!
* Mr. Satelle and his children are on their way back home from the beach, earlier than expected. They're all feeling sick.
Mr. Beck

**Mr. Beck** is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. He is husband to Mrs. Beck.

## Incident at the Beck's house

Betty always went to the Beck house to see Mr. Beck. Mr. Beck then began having relations with her. Mrs. Beck, very displeased by this discovery, she promptly divorced him, sent him to a hotel and cleaned his house of any reminders of him. She then remarried with garbage man Dwayne.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

* Mr. Beck takes a taxi home, as a recent surgery has prohibited him to drive a car.

### Checkpoint 4 - The City (Night)

* The locks have been changed on Mr. Beck's house, so he's heading to a hotel this evening.

Mr. Beck collecting the 20 seconds under the Mediocre Statue on City (Night)
Campaign/4/Gravehall Estate

## Gravehall Estate

* Browser
* Mobile

## Stats

### Mission

4
15

### Team Exp

Heroic
12

### Energy

2
12

### Gold/Energy

1,084
90.33

### Hero Exp/Energy

400
33.33

### Raid EXP/Energy

400
33.33

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Skeleton ArbalesterLichHomuncle**Wave 2**

Black KnightLichMessenger of DeathBone Ballista**Wave 3**

## Stats

### Mission

4
15

### Team Exp

Heroic
12

### Energy

2
12

### Gold/Energy

1,084
90.33

### Hero Exp/Energy

400
33.33

### Raid EXP/Energy

400
33.33

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Skeleton ArbalesterLichHomuncle**Wave 2**

Black KnightLichMessenger of DeathBone Ballista**Wave 3**
Mr. Ward

Is **Mr. Ward'**s car just being glitchy, or is this the result of supernatural forces at work?

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Mr. Ward's vehicle screen suddenly started displaying odd numbers: 13.25 14.1.13.5 9.19 3.12.1.18.11 10.5.14.19.5.14 9 23.1.19 18.9.7.8.20 1.12.12 1.12.15.14.7 9 8.1.22.5 2.5.5.14 18.5.2.15.18.14 1.19 1 3.1.18. Mr.Ward grumbles and resets it.

## Trivia

* Ultimately, it would seem that Clark Jensen's tinkering with the afterlife has had an interesting result on himself, for the coded message displayed above reads: MY NAME IS CLARK JENSEN. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. I HAVE BEEN REBORN AS A CAR.

Ward-Lauper accident.jpgBeck-Ward accident.jpg
Campaign/3/Outpost

## Outpost

* Browser
* Mobile

## Stats

### Mission

3
1

### Team Exp

Heroic
12

### Energy

2
12

### Gold/Energy

843
70.25

### Hero Exp/Energy

250
20.83

### Raid EXP/Energy

250
20.83

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Orc the WarriorOrc the WarriorGoblin Slinger**Wave 2**

Orc the WarriorGoblin SlingerGoblin SlingerShaman**Wave 3**

## Stats

### Mission

3
1

### Team Exp

Heroic
12

### Energy

2
12

### Gold/Energy

843
70.25

### Hero Exp/Energy

250
20.83

### Raid EXP/Energy

250
20.83

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Orc the WarriorOrc the WarriorGoblin Slinger**Wave 2**

Orc the WarriorGoblin SlingerGoblin SlingerShaman**Wave 3**
Mr. Lauper

A minor character that is into blogging about the latest technology breakthroughs from a certain transportation business.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Tech-enthusiast Mr. Lauper is excited about Instant Matter Transportation. He's written a dozen lengthy blog posts about it, and always thought-streams Vehintelligence Inc's keynotes directly into his brain via V-Cloud.Ward-Lauper accident.jpg
Campaign/4/Bottomless Chasm

## Bottomless Chasm

* Browser
* Mobile

## Stats

### Mission

4
9

### Team Exp

Usual
6

### Energy

1
6

### Gold/Energy

1,039
173.17

### Hero Exp/Energy

185
30.83

### Raid EXP/Energy

200
33.33

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Bone BallistaBone BallistaHomuncle**Wave 2**

Skeleton ArbalesterLichMessenger of DeathMessenger of Death**Wave 3**

## Stats

### Mission

4
9

### Team Exp

Usual
6

### Energy

1
6

### Gold/Energy

1,039
173.17

### Hero Exp/Energy

185
30.83

### Raid EXP/Energy

200
33.33

Waves|  **Wave 1**

Bone BallistaBone BallistaHomuncle**Wave 2**

Skeleton ArbalesterLichMessenger of DeathMessenger of Death**Wave 3**
Heroes/Equipment/Blue/Hunter

## Hunter

* Browser
* Mobile

## Stats

### Critical hit chance

56
24

## Created with

1x
Needle
1x
Splitter

**Cost**: 22,500 Gold

## Used by

### Hero(direct) (indirect)

Artemis
(3x) (0x)
Daredevil
(1x) (0x)
Fox
(3x) (0x)
Ishmael
(2x) (0x)
Jhu
(3x) (0x)
Julius
(1x) (0x)
Sebastian
(1x) (0x)
Yasmine
(2x) (0x)

Total amount: 16

## Stats

### Critical hit chance

56
24

## Created with

1x
Needle
1x
Splitter

**Cost**: 22,500 Gold

## Used by

### Hero(direct) (indirect)

Artemis
(3x) (0x)
Daredevil
(2x) (0x)
Fox
(3x) (0x)
Ishmael
(2x) (0x)
Jhu
(3x) (0x)
Julius
(1x) (0x)
Sebastian
(2x) (0x)
Yasmine
(2x) (0x)

Total amount: 18
Campaign/11/Mountain Tunnel

## Mountain Tunnel

* Browser
* Mobile

## Stats

### Mission

11
7

### Team Exp

Usual
10

### Energy

2
10

### Gold/Energy

1,879
187.9

### Hero Exp/Energy

990
99

### Raid EXP/Energy

1,000
100

Waves|  **Wave 1**

MojoLittle GolemDraugr**Wave 2**

ValkyrieLittle GolemMaster of the ForestFrozen Visage**Wave 3**

## Stats

### Mission

11
7

### Team Exp

Usual
10

### Energy

2
10

### Gold/Energy

1,879
187.9

### Hero Exp/Energy

990
99

### Raid EXP/Energy

1,000
100

Waves|  **Wave 1**

MojoLittle GolemDraugr**Wave 2**

ValkyrieLittle GolemMaster of the ForestFrozen Visage**Wave 3**
Credits (Menu)

The **Credits** show all the people and software used to create Does Not Commute. Like the credits after the Metropolis/Future, they show the Mediocre people, but this time, the credits are on a car road, with the words going under the car. The credits here also show the software used, like LUA and XML.

The Menu with the credits in the bottom.DOES NOT Commute- Credits (Menu)
Enemies/Buccaneer

* Browser
* Mobile

Stats| * 81
* 82
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* 87
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### Main Stat

Strength

Stats| * 81
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Buccaneers are enemies in Chapter 9 and Chapter 10 that fight in the back line. They deal physical damage and do ranged attacks. They, along with the Nagas, will easily be countered by Phobos so bring him along if you're having trouble.
Protests outside Vehintelligence Inc.

A series of protests outside the headquarters of Vehintelligence Inc. ensued, after the tentacled people began invading the city. Ms. Dalton joined the protest, parking her flying saucer outside the HQ and then joining in a huge protest to stop the use of Instant Matter Transportation. This scared Mr. Sculley, who left the HQ and decided to leave town. Later that night, Mr. Ashley heard the president's speech on the evacuations.

Pileup involving all the drivers (even vaguely) related to Vehintelligence Inc.
Cars: Wow, what new technology!
Julia: Mr. Ward, why is Clark Jensen here? I remember the incident at the Golf Club with him!
Max Fitzpatrick and Mr. Sculley: Ms. Dalton, stop clogging the road!
Mr. Ashley (to Mr. Lauper and Ms. Reid): What is this problem with Instant Matter Transportation? Why are we evacuating?
Mr. Lauper: I do like this new invention, but it turns legs into tentacles.
Ms. Reid: Just like Mr. Shepard! And then he disappeared! Hurry up, crashed cars, I have to see a doctor!
Mr. Sculley: Me too! I have to get out of here!
Mrs. More: You disgusting car-drivers, why can't you use this invention? Who cares about the tentacles?
Duncan: The future is groovy!
Trees

Trees are found everywhere in the game and are present in all levels, except for the credits. There are mainly 4 types of trees, overgrown trees, pine trees, trimmed trees, and palm trees

## Types

### Overgrown trees

   First seen in the suburbs and is present in all of the levels, with exception for the credits. The location of this tree is almost hidden in The Metropolis/Future, but it can be seen when seeing the replay of the elderly couple and Mrs. Stewart. There is an odd looking tree in the beach near the road to the theme park. It's trunk is hidden by the overgrown leaves that reaches ground, causing some difficulty to maneuver. In the main menu, the overgrown part of the tree are gone and looks similar to trimmed trees. In version 0.1, you can't get pass the overgrown area and will crash the vehicle.

### Pine trees

First seen in the suburbs and making back it's appearance in the outskirts of city night and the garbage dump and golf course. This tree is impenetrable and will cause crash if get hit. This tree cannot be seen from the main menu. In version 0.1, these trees were nowhere to be found in the city night

### Trimmed trees

Trimmed trees are the second reoccurring type of trees after pine trees. This type of tree is in the city, theme park, city night, and lastly garbage and golf area.

### Palm Trees

Only seen in the beach. Most of them are seen being planted next to the sidewalk, except for 1 on the island
Enemies/Messenger of Death

* Browser
* Mobile

Stats| * 23
* 25
* 26
* 32
* 27
* 28
* 29
* 30
* 31
* 46
* 47
* 48
* 49
* 50
* 51
* 52
* 53
* 54
* 55
* 56
* 57
* 58
* 59
* 60

### Main Stat

Strength

Stats| * 23
* 25
* 26
* 32
* 27
* 28
* 29
* 30
* 31
* 46
* 47
* 48
* 49
* 50
* 51
* 52
* 53
* 54
* 55
* 56
* 57
* 58
* 59
* 60

Messengers of Death are front-line damage dealers that deal physical damage to your team. They are found in Chapter 4 and Chapter 6. They can also dodge a few attacks. They can crit their damage as well.
Mrs. Mayfield

**Mrs. Mayfield** gradually finds out that the man she married isn't quite the man she fell in love with. As his obsession with Yorkshire Terriers becomes more and more powerful, she eventually finds herself single and wanting for a real dog in her life.

## Story Appearances

### Start - The Suburb

Mrs. Mayfield is late to the office. Her husband kept her with his constant talk of Yorkshire Terriers this morning.

### Checkpoint 2 - The Beach

Mrs. Mayfield makes her way back home after a busy day at work. She's tired, and wishes to have one night without conversations about Yorkshire Terriers.

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

Mrs. Mayfield is enjoying the single life. She likes to walk in the forest near the golf club, even though it gets a little lonely at times. Perhaps she should get a dog to accompany her.
Lord Ridley

Another victim of Charles Schneider's experiments, **Lord Ridley** was accidentally brought forward in time to his future, and our present.

To clear his way, Commuter crashes Lord Ridley into obstructing cars. See User blog:Commuter/Small car crashes/Lord Ridley's crashes:

In a very slow car of the past, **Lord Ridley** is crashing into anyone who he sees, very confused in this futuristic city.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 4 - The City (Night)

* Lord Ridley just had his mustache waxed on Glower Boulevard, but now finds himself very confused in the night. "What on earth are these ghastly square buildings and peculiar-looking automobiles!" he cries.
Mr. Wilson

**Mr. Wilson** is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. He is the father of the Wilsons; a minor family that appears at the beach and appears to be victimized by Hernandez's special ice cream treats.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 2 - The Beach

* The Wilson family suddenly felt very ill and is now heading home from the beach. What a shame!

## Jumping stunt

Often, **Mr. Wilson** will leap his car off the pier. Mr. Hall might be able to use this idea for his own "complicated jump". Mr. Hall and Mr. Baker's boats are also honked when they go underneath his car.
Buildings (proto-future)

* Short walls (2-storey)
* Short walls (4-storey)
* Long walls (2-storey)
* Long walls (4-storey)
* Roof (generic)
* Roof (in-game)

The **proto-future buildings** resemble the Circular Buildings, yet they are rectangular. However, they use the same walls as the Circular Buildings, and the same roof as the office buildings. Presumably, the design of the Circular Buildings was taken from this building.

Some golf club buildings also resemble these buildings, but with different roofs and wall colors.
Enemies/Master of the Forest

* Browser
* Mobile

Stats| * 101
* 102
* 103
* 104
* 106
* 107
* 108
* 109
* 110
* 111
* 112
* 113
* 114
* 115
* 116
* 116
* 117
* 118
* 119
* 120

### Main Stat

Intelligence

Stats| * 101
* 102
* 103
* 104
* 106
* 107
* 108
* 109
* 110
* 111
* 112
* 113
* 114
* 115
* 116
* 116
* 117
* 118
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Masters of the Forest are magical damage dealers that fight at the back line. They are found in Chapter 11, 12, and 13.
Enemies/Skeleton Arbalester

* Browser
* Mobile

Stats| * 23
* 24
* 25
* 26
* 32
* 27
* 28
* 29
* 30
* 31
* 46
* 47
* 48
* 50
* 51
* 52
* 53
* 54
* 55
* 56
* 57
* 58
* 59
* 60

### Main Stat

Strength

Stats| * 23
* 24
* 25
* 26
* 32
* 27
* 28
* 29
* 30
* 31
* 46
* 47
* 48
* 50
* 51
* 52
* 53
* 54
* 55
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* 57
* 58
* 59
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Skeleton Arbalesters are another source of physical and ranged damage in Chapter 4 and Chapter 6. They fight at the back line. It's also likely they can crit hit.
Mr. Spears

Another person experimented on by the budding scientist Charles Schneider, **Mr. Spears** seems to have lost track of what day it is due to experiencing temporal paradoxes.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

* Mr. Spears thinks the construction of the golf course was completed impressively fast. In fact, everything seems rather time-efficient since his dentist appointment last week. Wait, isn't the dentist appointment tomorrow?
Enemies/Killer Orc

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### Main Stat

Strength

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Killer orcs are enemies found in Chapter 3 and Chapter 7. They deal physical damage with their blades at the front line.

## Trivia

* She Resembles the Asgardian Assasin at the Cradle of The Stars
Mrs. Beck

* Red station wagon
* Red hover Beetle

**Mrs. Beck** endures a tragic discovery taking place at home. Over the course of the levels she appears in, she wastes no time fixing her marriage problems.

## Story appearances

### Start - The Suburb

* Mrs. Beck is on her way back home. She forgot her keycard to the office. How clumsy!

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

* Mrs. Beck is on her way to the garbage dump to throw away bags filled with men's ties, shoes and shirts.

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* An elderly couple is on their way to visit their grandchildren. 'I've loved you ever since I saw you uncrumpling that photo of me, Dwayne,' says the woman to the man, as she kisses him on the cheek.

## Incident at the Beck's house

In the lead-up to the events at the incident at the Beck's house, these key points should be known:

* Formerly, she was married to Mr. Beck
* Injures Mr. Beck upon finding out he is having an affair with Postwoman Betty
* Changes the locks of their house
* Eventually gets remarried to Garbage Man Dwayne

## Elderly self

Mrs. Beck, in the Metropolis/Future, wears glasses and has grey hair.She also drives a red hover Beetle.Beck-Ward accident.jpgIn this picture, Mrs. Beck is underneath Max Fitzpatrick. (you can only just see her hover-engine underneath the flying saucer and all that smoke!)A five-car pileup, with  happening
Buildings (residential)

* Ground floor
* Upper floor
* Side walls (generic)
* Front eaves
* Side eaves
* Front walls (generic)
* Front walls (1-storey)
* Front walls (2-storey)
* Front walls (3-storey)
* Side walls (1-storey)
* Side walls (2-storey)
* Side walls (3-storey)
* Roof (generic)
* Roof (in-game)

**Residential buildings** are seen in highly developed or populous areas, such as the City and the Beach. They are often quite short, to accomodate a few residents.

Ben Womack () crashed inside a building.Ben Womack  is parking against a building.A row of residential buildings in the Harbor.Ms. Donnahue is leading the cars of the harbor into the Metropolis/Future, on the other side of the laser road and checkpoint sign.
Mr. Griffin

Poor **Mr. Griffin** can only stand by and watch as his wife becomes possessed by an ancient spirit borne from a mask won in a claw machine game.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

* Mr. Griffin is winding down with a round of golf. He's worrying about his marriage. His wife has been mumbling the name 'Nico' in her sleep lately.

Mr. and Mrs. Griffin crashing
Incident at the Beck's house

The **incident at the Beck's house** was an incident where, upon learning of Mr. Beck's secret love affair with Betty, Mrs. Beck broke Mr. Beck's arm, and the ambulance was called.

## Aftermath

* Later, Mrs. Beck changed the locks on the Beck house, so Mr. Beck had to stay in a hotel, driving a taxi (you can't drive with a broken arm), and then she threw away all of Mr. Beck's clothes.
* When she met garbage man Dwayne, she then married him (and Mr. Beck and Betty also get together) and then continue [happily ever after in the Metropolis/Future].

Don't you dare steal my wife, Dwayne!Mrs. Beck, is that you?Mrs. Beck, I made a statue of you! It's behind me!I've loved you ever since I saw you uncrumpling that photo of me, Dwayne.
Buymore

**Buymore** is a mall in Does Not Commute. It is only mentioned once, in the City. It makes one of the most minor appearances in the game, only mentioned when Julia decides to take the day off and buy items at the mall.

* (From Julia's destination (where she likely parks her sedan), the mall is presumably one of the two Circular Buildings present in the City's small buisness park, later used more in the Metropolis/Future.)

## Mentions

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

As Julia got closer to the office, she decided to skip work. Now she’s on her way to the closest Buymore Mall to buy fireworks, methylated spirits, and a hammer-drill.
Mr. Mayfield

**Mr. Mayfield** is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. He is obsessed with Yorkshire Terriers, even going as far to dress up like one. That eventually bored Mrs. Mayfield, and led to an embarassing arrest. Mrs. Grant read about this incident.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

* Mr. Mayfield is especially happy today. He's heading to the Fantasy Suit Store. They finally have the adult-sized Yorkshire Terrier suit back in stock.

### Checkpoint 4 - The City (Night)

* Mr. Mayfield is heading out to a private club, wearing his favorite suit. He is very excited.

## Mentions

### Checkpoint 4 - The City (Night)

* Police officer Johnson is patrolling the streets. There have been reports of a canine driver.

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

* On her way to the golf club, Mrs. Grant thinks about an amusing newspaper article concerning the arrest of a man doing inappropriate things while he was dressed in an animal suit.
Mr. Briggs

A minor character who keeps some weird contents of his container, almost as weird as the man who calls himself Mr. Lee!

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 6 - The Harbor

* Art enthusiast Mr. Briggs is on his way to the harbor, where he keeps a container housing his extreme collection of stuffed animals in vintage lingerie. His family, who knows very little about art, is not aware of the collection.
Robert 'Crazy Bob' Foley

Robert Foley's facial portait

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**Robert Foley**, better known as **Crazy Bob**, is a minor driver of DOES NOT Commute. He is a businessman who illegally makes money by selling defective power ups like TURBO, TRACTION CONTROL or ARMOR. His company is called "Crazy Bob's". He drives a black speedboat. (He seems to prefer boats rather than cars!)

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 2 - The Beach

* Businessman Robert 'Crazy Bob' Foley is enjoying the waves today. How could anyone want to drive a car when there's an ocean as beautiful as this, he wonders.Crazy Bob on land

### Armor

Ladies and gentlemen: What if you could do whatever you want and do without any consequences? Well what if that was the case?! Well, guess what? Now it is. You can be the maniac you truly are inside of your heart. I know- I know what you got goin' on in there! In that heart of yours! You're a darn maniac! (Laughing) So listen up - come on down to Crazy Bob's! We got probiotic armor for your car that will make you drive like a rockstar! That's my motto at Crazy Bob's downtown, come on down, quit screwing around! (Quickly) Purchase of armor avoids all collision and liability insurance.

### Traction

Ladies and gentlemen: Let me ask you something. Is your car slipping all over the gosh darn road? (Do you wish you had more control?) Well, come on down to Crazy Bob's. We've got tires. We've got wheels. We've even got hub caps. But most importantly, ladies and gentlemen: we've got (with smooth voice) Traction Control! You see, when you get your hands on some (with smooth voice) Traction Control, you control your car like it's your best friend. Your car becomes your best buddy on the road, y-y-y-y-you're together, you're driving, and you're going in a straight line! For once, a straight line! So kids, come on down to Crazy Bob's, upgrade emporium! Learn to drive like a (with echo) champ with (with smooth voice) Traction Control (Quickly) Traction Control is intended for entertainment purposes only and is not effective in treatment and care of any known disease or ailment.

### Turbo

Ladies and gentlemen: Here at Crazy Bob's, we understand what you're going through. Sometimes, you just can't go as fast as you'd like to. Perhaps a bit of speed is exactly what you need. Vroom, vroom, vroom! So come get yourself a Turbo. Vroom, vroom, vroom! That's the sound of my Turbo. (with higher voice) Make your car go faster, now you'll be the master. (with old man voice) Come get yourself come Crazy Bob's Turbo. (with lighter voice) Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! (normal voice) That's right, get a Turbo! (light voice) Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! (normal voice) I want you to have a Turbo. (light voice) Just step on the gas and you'll go real fast! (normal voice) So come to Crazy Bob's and get yourself a Turbo! \*Car crash sound effect\* (quickly) Turbo technology may light you on fire.
Enemies/Valkyrie

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### Main Stat

Strength

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Valkyries are front-line physical damage dealers that are found in Chapter 11, 12, and 13. They can put on their shield that will protect or minimize damage dealt to them for a portion of time.
Mr. Olsen

**Mr. Olsen** is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. He went to Clark Jensen to purchase a consecrated moped.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

* Mr. Olsen recently acquired the moped, on which he rides to see his spiritual advisor. The very same spiritual advisor sold him the moped. The vehicle consecration was a very difficult and expensive process.

Pileup involving all the drivers (even vaguely) related to Vehintelligence Inc.
**Mr. Olsen** and Mrs. Clemons: You do realise we spent our money and you gave it to that company?
Ms. Fitzpatrick: Let him have it - the self-driving car is due soon to be released!
Clark Jensen: Or perhaps a spirit is driving it?Clark Jensen, you gave me my moped, and you broke it! I need a refund!
The man who calls himself Mr. Lee

He looks and talks like Mr. Lee, but is he really who you think he is?

**The man who calls himself Mr. Lee ("Mr. Lee")** is a recurring driver of Does Not Commute. He is originally thought to be someone else who is impersonating Mr. Lee, and he frequently interferes with Mr. Lee's life. (e.g. dropping off "his" kids, kissing "his" wife goodbye, and taking over "his" work. They wouldn't suspect a thing, as he looks and talks like Mr. Lee himself!)

The real Mr. Lee was stowed away in a shipping container at the harbor, and got some visits to see some pictures of the fun his family had at Mediocre Land. But he was really a twin of Mr. Lee! They put all their disagreements in the past, and shared everything, including their car.

## Story Appearances

### Start - The Suburb

* Everyone thinks the man driving this car is Mr. Lee, but Mr. Lee is long gone. Lord knows who this man is, but he looks and talks like Mr. Lee, and that's good enough for most people.

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

* Mr. Lee leads a very pleasant life, thinks the man who calls himself Mr. Lee. He just kissed Mr. Lee's wife goodbye, dropped off Mr. Lee's kids at school, and is now driving to Mr. Lee's work.

### Checkpoint 3 - The Amusement Park

* The man who calls himself Mr. Lee can't wait to show Mr. Lee all the fun pictures he's been taking of Mr. Lee's family at the amusement park today.

### Checkpoint 4 - The City (Night)

* Mr. Lee's family is asleep, but the man who calls himself Mr. Lee rarely sleeps and decides to head out in the night to have some fun, all dressed in black.

### Checkpoint 6 - The Harbor

* The man who calls himself Mr. Lee decides to visit a friend who lives in a container in the harbor.

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* The Lee twins may not have many years left, but they've finally buried the hatchet. Now, they share everything. Even this car.The Lee twins' shared future car"Let's go back to our old home, shall we?" said one of the twins.
Credits

### Followed by

The **Credits** is a long laser road of credits after The Metropolis/Future. Only Charles Schneider can drive here. There is a special soundtrack for this part of the road.

The credits texture, without the words.Ms. Stewart, before she starts her car, can partly see the road, as well as Mr. Ward and Ms. Dalton. You can drive some cars onto the first section of the road, but once Charles Schneider goes on the road (and passes the end-point, at the fourth arrow), every other car will stop moving.
However, when a car blocks Charles Schneider after he passes the arrows (for example, Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang), he cannot pass until he can steer away from the obstructing car (here, Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang.). Their horns will also honk a lot.

I (Charles Schneider) can't pass Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang!Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang blocking Charles Schneider.A few seconds later, he is still blocked.The car had to be steered away from the obstructing car that Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang drives.Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang stopped on the road, after Charles Schneider drove away.Charles Schneider's big future crash! (Getting stuck with Julia)What to do if you get stuck: turn around where the car can go through the obstructing car (here Julia's sedan), then make the cars go through each other (one of many glitches).
Sometimes, if Charles Schneider crashed [e.g. into another car, Circular Buildings, light poles, or the road itself,] then when his car drives on the laser road, the smoke will just disappear, yet oil marks still are left on the road. Other times, the smoke will still be there.
Mrs. More

A minor character who has grown quite comfortable with the transportation of the future. (She hates cars!)

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Mrs. More can't believe there are people who still drive those barbaric, wheel-driven, ground-touching, vehicles.

## Crashes

It is ironic that Mrs. More would crash into normal cars, to fuel her anger for the drivers of the barbaric, wheel-driven, ground-touching vehicles.

Mrs. More drives a similar colored car to Ms. Dalton. However, Mrs. More's flying saucer car is slightly lighter.
Time Bonuses

**Time Bonuses** award extra time. They come in increments of 10 and 20.

Mrs. Griffin nearing a 10+ time bonus.Ms. Donnahue pushing Julia beside a 10+ time bonusMrs. Stewart pushing Mr. Ferssel beside a 10+ time bonusAll time bonuses seen in the CityAll time bonuses seen in the City (Night)All time bonuses seen in the Metropolis/FutureA five-car pileup, with Mrs. Warner and Donny collecting the .Julia passing the Buymore mall and a !
Damage

There are three types of damage in Hero Wars: Physical, Magical, and Pure Damage.

### Colors

Each one can be differentiated by color in the skill description and in battle

#### Note

* Every non-damage effect in the skill description is also marked Green
* Green in Battle is healing
* Pet paws before numbers indicate that skills from Pets did cause or affect them

### Stun

If damage taken is higher or equal to 20% of health then the victim is stunned for a short period of time.

### Defense

Some damage can be mitigated with other Stats:

* Physical attack by Armor
* Magic attack by Magic defense

Pure damage goes always through!

### Basic attack

By default all Heroes do physical damage with their basic attacks based on their physical attack stat, except:

* Satori's white skill grants a basic magic attack based on his physical attack
* Celeste's violet skill grants a basic magic attack based on the skill level and her magic attack
* Cornelius basic physical attacks are based on his magic attack
* All of Iris's skills deal physical and pure damage but are based on her magic attack
Mr. Hall

**Mr. Hall** is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. He is an accountant who imagines dangerous and exciting jobs, like being a stuntman. One such stunt was done by Mr. Wilson. While passing underneath him, Mr. Wilson will honk.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 2 - The Beach

* Accountant Mr. Hall imagines having all kinds of exciting jobs. Mr. Hall takes his imagination very seriously. Today he's a stunt man, and there's a big scene involving explosions and a complicated jump over the pier.
Max Fitzpatrick

Continuing his family's legacy as a transportation specialist, **Max Fitzpatrick** takes local commuters into the future and beyond.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Engineer Max Fitzpatrick is proud to be able to continue his grandmother's legacy at Vehintelligence Inc. His own project, Instant Matter Transportation, has finally launched. Although there are still a few teething troubles.

## Trivia

* Max is a direct descendant of Ms. Fitzpatrick as her grandson.
* He drives a similar-colored flying saucer as Mr. Ashley. Max's is lighter in color.
* It is also similar to Julia's sedan. (Again, hers is lighter as well.)Julia pushing Mrs. Stewart.jpgJulia pushing Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang.jpgMrs. Stewart pushing Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang.jpgMr. Ashley's crash (small).jpgReid-Ashley accident.jpgStewart-Ashley accident.jpgMr. Ashley's car pileup.jpgMax Fitzpatrick's car pileup.jpgMrs. Stewart pushing Mr. Ashley.jpgJulia pushing Mr. Ashley.jpg
Betty

Betty is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. She is a postwoman who is efficient and quick enough to always see Mr. Beck. She may also have been the possible root cause of the incident at the Beck's house, and therefore the Becks' divorce.

## Story appearances

### Start - The Suburb

Postwoman Betty is very efficient, so she always has time to stop and see Mr. Beck.
Retired Dentist Charles Schneider

Old self of Charles Schneider

Same car!

**Retired Dentist Charles Schneider** is a retired self of Charles Schneider, only appearing to help him carry some crates to complete his project to open a portal between the Harbor and the Metropolis/Future.

## Story appearances

### Checkpoint 6 - The Harbor

* Retired Dentist Charles Schneider is on his way to the harbor to help his past self carry some crates of imported electronic equipment.
Smash Hit font

Smash Hit font is a font used for the Debug Menu, and for another Mediocre game Smash Hit.

Using it on this wiki requires the {{Smash Hit font}} template. Use the parameters

```
{{{text}}} and {{{size}}}
```
 to customise the text and size respectively.

Example:

```
{{Smash Hit font|text = abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890.:,;'"(!?)+-*/=|size = 20}}
```

makes:

```
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890.:,;'"(!?)+-\*/=

```

It is also used in *Smash Hit* (stylized smAsh HIT), the other Mediocre game referenced in the hidden Smash Hit area.

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This page is a stub; in other words, it lacks content. You can help by adding anything you know about **Smash Hit font**.

Reason: This is a stub because *reason not specified*.
Ms. Dalton

A protester, who is concerned about the use of the Instant Matter Transportation turning people's legs into tentacles, like Mr. Shepard's.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Ms.Dalton is one of the brave few who's going to step out of her vehicle to join the protest march outside the headquarters of Vehintelligence Inc.

Ms. Dalton drives a similar colored car to Mrs. More. However, Ms. Dalton's flying saucer car is slightly darker.
Jennifer Womack

**Jennifer Womack** is a minor driver of Does Not Commute. She is Ben Womack's sister. She wished that he could be "normal".

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 2 - The Beach

* Jennifer Womack was enjoying a day in the sun, when she got a call. Her brother has gone missing. His ferris wheel obsession is difficult enough, but she wishes he could accept that he's a simple cleaner, and stop going off on fantasy adventures.
Game-in-Menu Glitch

The **Game-in-Menu** Glitch is a glitch found by a user named Rubnhsa (previously also done by Commuter; who has held such a rank prior to this glitch) where if you tap the "Menu" button of the pause menu and tap the "back" button on your device at the same time, it leads back to the main menu with the game (and the HUD) still being playable.

During the bug, the theme will still be the same in all checkpoints (depending on what checkpoint you are), and it will not revert until you finish the game during the bug (at The Metropolis/Future, where a new high score is automatically updated).

When you do the same method but in replay, the replay continues for two seconds but the replay freezes and cannot return to its previous state unless if you play any checkpoints.

However, when you finish the game, the game reverts back to when it was before the bug a few seconds after you are done playing.

Therefore, it is possible to exceed a potential maximum score (attainable via standard gameplay) of 470, simply by exploiting levels where there are plenty of Time Bonuses to add to the score. (For example, a jump of 100+ from 455 to 559.)

## Trivias

* This bug was discovered and was made public in June 2022/3 and was never found before until now.
* This bug is very rare and can only be done correctly.
Mr. Ashley

As **Mr. Ashley** finds out, it seems that Instant Matter Transportation is awful.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Mr. Ashley is listening to the president's speech on the vehicle audio-wave caster. The evacuations are starting as early as tonight, and he advises everyone to avoid contact with the tentacle creatures.

Max Fitzpatrick drives a similar-colored flying saucer to Mr. Ashley, though Mr. Ashley's is slightly darker. (It is also similar to Ms. Reid's hover car.)

Julia pushing Mrs. Stewart.jpgJulia pushing Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang.jpgMrs. Stewart pushing Ni-Ko Bim-Zawang.jpgMr. Ashley's crash (small).jpgReid-Ashley accident.jpgStewart-Ashley accident.jpgMr. Ashley's car pileup.jpgMax Fitzpatrick's car pileup.jpgMrs. Stewart pushing Mr. Ashley.jpgJulia pushing Mr. Ashley.jpg
Mr. Ortega

**Mr. Ortega** has found an unusual way to embrace his pessimism by visiting the very place where he can find despicable people.

## Story Appearances

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

* Mr. Ortega often drives to the golf club for a drink or two. If there is one thing he despises more than golf it's the people who play it. Being upset makes him feel alive.