Perry Noid

### Killer Style

What does it matter what style I have? No one cares. We’re all going to die anyway. Our style won’t be remembered.

### Monster Quirk

I always seem to put people down. I don’t mean too…

### Pet

Oh yes, pets, those feathered or furred creatures that form a strong friendly bond with its owner. Dreadful, aren’t they?

### Favorite Activity

Sitting, pondering the meaning of life, figuring out my purpose, being depressed…

### Biggest Pet Peeve

Magnets stick to me when I get too close. It’s so annoying. It’s as if they’re attracted to me. Why would anything be attracted to me?

### Fav School Subject

It doesn’t matter what my favorite is. No one cares what I like…

### Least Fav Subject

Of course you’d want me to think of what makes me unhappy! You thrive on my misery! I hate my life so much…

### Favorite Food

I’m a robot! Robots don’t eat, you incompetent fool! Though it’s not a surprise, no one thinks about us robots…

### BFFs

Who would want to be friends with ME?

Perry Noid is the son of the Paranoid Androids.

Perry was created by pixiesera.

## Personality

Perry is chronically depressed and always thinks negatively. He hates everything and goes out of his way to keep hating everything. He’s always seen sad and moping and doesn’t seem to be interested in being happy. He tends to depress others when he talks to them and they usually leave him alone after a few minutes of talking to him.

Perry dislikes anyone that isn’t a robot because they put robots down for being inferior. But Perry doesn’t seem to like other robots either.

Perry comes across as the typical “emo kid”. Despite this stereotype, Perry does not listen to angsty music or write poetry.

## Physical Appearance

Perry is tall and metallic. He has a mass of metal that resembles hair on his head that covers his left eye. His eyes are completely red and his “ears” are flat plates. He has a bolt “piercing” on his lower lip.

## Monster Type

Perry is a paranoid android and a parody of Marvin the robot from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Like Marvin, Perry was created by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and programmed with a human personality artificial intelligence. Marvin is not Perry’s father and is not related to Perry since robots can’t physically have children.

## Relationships

### Family

* Because Perry is a robot he does not have any biological parents or other family. Perry was created in the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation labs among many of this other robot “brethren”. He has no “parental units” and resides inside the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

### Friends

* Perry has no friends and has no intention of making friends.

### Enemies

* Perry dislikes everyone, especially humans, and sees them as extremely stupid and far too happy for their own good.

### Romance

* Perry is not in any romantic relationship and he is not looking for one. He sees romantic relationships as a waste of time.

## Clothing

### Basic

Perry’s metal outer coating is shaped like a no sleeve shirt and skinny jeans. Perry has a studded belt around his waist and rockets on his “shoes”.

## Pet

Perry does not own a pet. He sees them as pointless and retched.

## Skullette

Perry's Skullette is a skull with sad looking eyes and metallic plates and rivets in its head.