recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Gangsters, putas y golpes bajos

*Por Javi Gancedo:*

La anécdota en cuestión tuvo lugar en una fiesta en la que Javi y Belén celebraron una fiesta temática de cumpleaños de gangsters y putas. Allí acudió Cenizo, impecablemente vestido de gangster, con clase y distinción.

Una clase y distinción que perdería paulatinamente.

Fiel a la tradición de las fiestas de Javi y Belén, el alcohol corrió en la fiesta en cantidades industriales. Hasta tres veces hubo que salir de la fiesta para comprar más ginebra. La combinación de alcohol, buena música y buen ambiente hizo que Cenizo perdiese un poco la cordura, bebiendo hasta emborracharse como un mulo. El suelo del plató donde tuve lugar la fiesta resbalaba un poco y Cenizo fue el primero en caerse al suelo, echándonos unas risas.

La segunda caída no fue tan amable, porque se dio una buena hostia, dando con la cabeza en el suelo. Fue un golpe seco, pero Cenizo demostró gran resistencia y control ante la adversidad alcohólica. Se levantó y directamente se fue a un sofá en un rincón apartado del plató para dormir la mona como un campeón.

Hubo gran cantidad de especulaciones - que si estaba muerto, que si iba a poner el sofá como un palomar, que si nunca volvería a ser el mismo después de la hostia que se había dado, pero Pablo hizo que los críticos se comieran sus palabras. Tras una hora larga en el sofá, dio señales de vida moviendo la mano al ritmo de una canción, hecho muy celebrado entre los presentes. Poco a poco se fue incorporando hasta acabar la fiesta y marcharse a su casa por su propio pie, con la dignidad intacta.

El tipo dio una lección de cómo superar una papa como un piano en tiempo récord, rozando lo sobrenatural.
Jodo Kast

**Jodo Kast** was a former Rebel mercenary that assumed the title of a Mandalorian Bounty Hunter during the Galactic Civil War. Not only did he pretend to be a Mandalorian Warrior, Jodo also claimed to be Boba Fett, after his supposed death on Tatooine, which later resulted in Jodo being hunted down and assassinated when Fett re-emerged.
Curro

“De dos puntos. Tan solo de dos puntos. Así, por la mínima, con tensión hasta el último segundo. Así es como se consiguen los triunfos épicos y así ha sido como el EP Macarena…”

Mayo de 2010, Sevilla. 40 grados a la sombra a estas alturas, por ejemplo.
Así culminaba el primer año de “Cómo conocí al Sr. Pablo Cenizo”, con el primer gran recuerdo de la pasión que nos ha unido y de la que seguiremos hablando, posiblemente hasta mucho más adelante, B-A-L-O-N-C-E-S-T-O, que dijo un grande. La foto refleja una de las mayores alegrías que estacosaencomún nos ha dado a ambos, un ratito de 40 minutos que seguramente ninguno olvidemos. Hasta ese momento éramos dos personas que vivíamos con la misma intensidad algo que simplemente nos unía, canastas, camisetas negras y patatas bravas, que nos caíamos bastante bien y ambos con el pelo largo.

Gracias a Dios yo ya he desistido. Aquello no acabó esa tarde de primavera sevillana, seguimos jugando, seguimos hablando, pero el Sr. Cenizo tenía otros planes con su vida y se mudó, tras varios pasos, a Barcelona, donde se empezó a dedicar a esa “cosa rara” que realmente nadie sabe exactamente qué trata.
Agosto de 2014, Barcelona. Más calor que en mayo de 2010 en Sevilla.
Simplemente recordé que Pablo vivía en Barcelona. Facebook de chivato nos volvió a poner en órbita y decidimos quedar una tarde para materializar el sueño de muchos: cervezas, basket, colegas.

De ahí ha nacido una verdadera amistad, razón por la cual escribo esto, razón por la cual las personas que lo organizan me han tenido en cuenta no sólo para esto, si no para que los recuerdos no sean sólo de baloncesto y tubérculos fritos con salsa especiada y picante, sino de Karma y ginebra, Plataforma y ginebra, Bóveda y ginebra, de Super Bowls y mañanas de resaca moral (Parra dixit), de disfraces ilógicos en noches ilógicas, de más equipos y más deportes, de conversaciones de viajes o de las, a veces, extremadas coincidencias de nuestro rutinario día a día.

Si acabase en una isla desierta me lo llevaría para que preparase un costillar de algo recién cazado, para que te echase una mano en lo que pudiera, y aunque fuese para discutir con él por Podemos o Kristaps Porzingis. De Top Chef a viajes a Liverpool, no eches un trivial con él o te la acabará metiendo. Y lo llamaban “Mini negro”.
Es lo típico que entre hombres sólo nos reconocemos bebidos, pero yo le debo bastante más a él que a mí, y tengo la corazonada de que no soy el único, ya que si le falta una ducha en casa le sobran fuera de su apartamento; déjale que organice algo y ahí te encontrarás con más de 3 personas que conoces. Seguro que como yo le deben favores, cervezas y buenos consejos. Por mucho que se apellide Cenizo.
Que los 30 te hagan más patxanguero, pero no más viejo.
Bilbao

## ¿Porque?

El Bilbao Basket-Valencia Basket sirvió de excusa magnífica para realizar una visita al Botxo.

## Como

Magnífico viaje con multitud de anécdotas que todavía hoy recordamos, como por ejemplo aquel oscuro antro del viernes noche donde tanto aprendimos sobre Kazajistan mientras algunos lugareños se entretenían haciendo equilibrismos en una cuerda, los bisondolares del sábado, el Perolo, o El Segurata del Azkena .

Tras instalarnos en un céntrico hostal, disfrutamos de todo lo bueno que ofrece Bilbao en grandes cantidades: comida, bebida, grata compañía, y especímenes autóctonos con un sentido del humor poco ajustado a nuestros cánones.

Joseba i Alayn  ejercieron de magníficos anfitriones y nos llevaron a recorrer los más oscuros antros de la noche bilbaina, incluyendo el ya mítico PEROLO, un local con una estética sadomasoquista realmente impecable, y el ya citado Azkena.

La noche del sábado terminó con un curioso episodio de desorientación que requirió de las más avanzadas técnicas en geolocalización para acabar con los integrantes de la expedición sanos y salvos en sus lugares de recogimiento.

El resultado del partido del domingo fue lo de menos, y tras disfrutar de otra opípara comida, se dio por finalizado un viaje de fin de semana francamente memorable.
Joseba

Mi historia con Pablo es breve, pero bien condensada. Le conocí una tarde de verano 2014, aquella tarde de sábado en la que yo hice un viaje exprés a Barcelona. Yo sabía que era del Baloncesto Sevilla y pronto nos entendimos. Un tío con el que te puedes tomar una cerveza y partirte la caja unas cuantas veces entre que la empiezas y la terminas, un tipo que merece la pena tener entre tus amistades. Muchas felicidades, Pablo, por muchos años. ¡Viva Porzingis y LaDontae Henton!
Alberto Aspas

## La Hípica, Valencia. 31 de diciembre de 2010.

El Excelsior tenía que disputar durante la mismísima Nochevieja el partido aplazado del Boxing Day. El equipo blanquiNEGRO va con todo, entre los que destacan, el inexpugnable Xavi (otrora más calmado) en la zaga. En la medular (en principio) Jose, el Mentalista, trataría de marear al rival, pero finalmente el juego del equipo contrario le dio para caer en banda y marcarse un Parrhieu. En la zona de tres cuartos, un servidor, El Último Romántico, tratando de dar pases definitivos a mis compañeros, y aprovechando también las chances que me daba el partido. Arriba, Sergio, Vividor Follador (aunque no pinche ni na’) y Delantero Pichichi (no marca ni un gol). A su lado, el protagonista del partido, un atacante llamado a marcar una época, Balón y Bota de Oro, Premio Zarrra, Su Majestad, El Rey del Gol, Rodolfo Bodipo (también conocido como P. C.).

El partido comenzó con el Excelsior un poco fuera de sitio. No se encontraba cómodo en el terreno de juego, le costaba asociarse, y apenas pasaba del medio campo. Sin duda alguna, la juventud y frescura del equipo rival, dificultaba las cosas al Excelsior que no veía forma de meterle mano al partido. Pero a medida que el reloj avanzaba, el equipo fue liberándose, asentándose en su juego, combinando bien, y empezando a crear peligro, aunque los disparos no terminaban de encontrar portería.

## Minutos finales

Mediada la segunda parte el Excelsior se lanzó al ataque con todo. Olía la sangre del rival, sabía que podía hacer daño, y no dudo en poner toda la carne en el asador. Entonces, Pablo se erigió como el hombre clave del encuentro, fue el atacante que más ocasiones tuvo, la inmensa mayoría generadas por él mismo, sin necesidad de asistentes, y sólo la mala suerte hizo que no acabasen en gol. Balones al larguero, rozando el palo, paradas del portero rival, y un gol anulado en el último minuto por un dudosísimo fuera de juego que no dudo en protestar airadamente al árbitro. La discusión con el trencilla hizo que el delantero del Excelsior perdiese por primera y última vez los nervios, y zanjó la discusión con una peineta. El árbitro no dudo en expulsarlo, y ahí, acabó el partido para el Excelsior.

Tablas en el marcador, pero nadie puede echarle nada en cara al Excelsior que jugó un gran partido, en gran parte por la actuación individual de Pablo, recordada hasta el día de hoy.

P.D. Ahora hablando un poco en serio, fue una gran noche! Como todas las que he tenido la suerte de compartir contigo, y que para mi desgracia, no han sido todas las que me hubiese gustado. Espero que todo siga yendo genial, porque eres una gran persona, de esas que sólo merecen cosas buenas. Un fuerte abrazo!
Matt Hargreaves

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Creepypasta/Slenderverse CharacterDatabase Wikia

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Ben

**Ben** is the main character in Crash Zoom. He is a director, producer, and writer. He has a love for guns, death, and chaos. He is voiced by Thomas Ridgewell.

## Info

Ben wears purple suspenders, a tan button-up shirt, and a red tie. He is shown to bring guns everywhere he goes and just cause general chaos.

## Appearance

In the original pilot, Ben had a goatee. He has an alarming gun collection.

### Trivia

* He works as a filmmaker at Crash Zoom.
* He is siblings with Kate.
* He is best friends with Lucy.
Crash Zoom

This Fun Time!

**Crash Zoom** is TomSka's original series. It is about the adventures of a filmmaking crew consisting of Ben, Lucy, and Kate. Ben being the director, Lucy being the animator, and Kate being the co-director.

## Cast

* Alice Ann Stacey as Lucy and Kate
* Thomas Ridgewell as Ben
* Jamie Spicer-Lewis as Eliott (Fired)
* Eddie Bowley
* Chloe Dungate
* Matt Ley
* Elliot Gough as Various
Thomas Ridgewell

**Born**
 **Occupation**

**Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell**, born 27th June 1990, is a director and comedian who was part of a group called Cakebomb and founder of TurboPunch Productions. Crash Zoom is his first big series that he is proud of. He is also the creator of ASDFmovie, and the director for the Legacy season of Eddsworld. He voices Ben in the cartoon.
Cenizinha

Acción consistente en rodear con el brazo el cuello de otro ser humano (tenéis un ejemplo gráfico a

la derecha del artículo). Pero ¡ai!, esa definición que suena tan
agresiva, tan anacóndica, es en realidad, un acto de acercamiento
amoroso de nuestro moreno con sus amistades o amistades potenciales.
Es una acción que busca también acercarse a la oreja de la victima,
para decirle con más o menos suavidad decibélica “que grande
eres, coño” (el final usando los genitales femeninos es
susceptible de ser cambiado por los genitales masculinos “cojones”).

Acostumbra a suceder a partir de las
3 am, y en fin de semana, haya o no luna llena. Y bueno, vamos a ser
justos y decir que depende del género de la persona
“enceniziñada”hay un ánimo más obscuro y libinidoso. O lo
había (Cristina, antes de 2013 era parte de las técnicas de
apareamiento de nuestro black flamingo).
Real Name of Creepypastas

Jeffrey Alan Woods (aka Jeff the Killer)

Liu Vicky Woods (aka Homicidal Liu)

Sally Williams (aka Sally)

Benjamin/ Bentley Maxwell Lawman (aka Ben Drowned)

Natalie Ouellette (aka Clockwork)

Jane Arkensaw (aka Jane The Killer)

Jack The Clown (aka Laughing Jack)

Helen Otis (aka The Bloody Painter)

Jack Nichols (aka Eyeless Jack)

Dina "Angela" Clark (aka Judge Angel)

Jake Smith (aka Sonic.exe)

Tobias Erin Rogers (aka Ticci Toby)

Timothy Joshua Wright (aka Masky)

Brian Thomas (aka Hoodie)

Smile Dog

Lazari Natalie Swann
Bounty Hunter

**Bounty Hunters** were a group and at times a faction, of various individuals that were available for hire to hunt down bounties for their employers. Mandalorian Warriors were known to become Bounty Hunters following the end of the Old Republic era and the Mandalorian Civil War, the most notable being Jango and Boba Fett.
Battle droid

**Battle droids** were units of droid soldiers manufactured by the Baktoid Combat Automata during the early years of the Separatist Crisis and would later become the main force of soldier for the Confederacy of Independent Systems after the start of the Clone Wars. Years later, surviving members of Death Watch used reprogrammed battle droids in their military to try and combat the Galactic Empire but were all destroyed when Imperial forces attacked their camp of the forest moon of Endor.
Hug

First used in Movie Massacre.
First line used: Lucy! Let's make a movie! RIGHT. HUGGING. NOW.
Hug is a censor word for f\*\*\*. It was used the latest in "Crash Zoom- Shell Shock" The latest use was made by Lucy: "Y'know what?! HUG THIS JOB!!"

#### Trivia

* It was part of Ben's first lines ever.
* It's latest use was in Shell Shock.
La Insistencia de Movistar

Este relato del cual fue testigo de primera mano el Señor Cenizo prueba de forma inequívoca que la estupidez humana existía antes de Twitter y las Redes Sociales y puede remontarse, cuanto menos, a la instalación de los primeros *call centers*.

Cenizo y su amigo Alayn habían sido hábilmente desvalijados de sendos teléfono móviles a manos de unos ninjas
magrebíes. Ante la necesidad de cancelar la línea cuanto antes, un tercero en
cuestión les prestó su teléfono móvil para hacer la pertinente llamada a Movistar. Con el intelecto propiciamente preparado para tal reto mental gracias
a la repetida ingesta de *Ballantines* durante toda la noche, Alayn procedió a marcar el número de atención al cliente de los
de la M.

Ésta es la transcripción existente a día de hoy de la conversación de Alayn con Atención al Cliente (A.C.):

Alayn: *Buenas noches, me han robado el móvil y quiero bloquear mi tarjeta SIM.*

A.C.*: Éste no es el número al que debe llamar. (Proporciona el teléfono de incidencias).*

*Alayn: (Repite el teléfono de incidencias para asegurarse de que lo ha oído bien).*

*A.C.: (Vuelve a repetir el teléfono de incidencias, corrigiendo todos los dígitos repetidos erróneamente por Alayn)*

*Alayn: (Haciendo un gran esfuerzo por no vomitar, trata de volver a repetir los dígitos dictados por A.C.)*

*A.C.: (Vuelve a repetir los números, uno a uno, mientras Alayn se los canta a una tercera persona).*

*Alayn: (Ya con los 4 dígitos del número aprendido). Muchas gracias.*

*A.C.: Antes de irse, ¿tiene usted Internet con Movistar?*

*Alayn: Sí, en el trabajo, pero es en Bilbao y…*

*A.C.: Lo decía por si podría interesarle nuestra última oferta de Movistar Fusión.*

*Alayn: ¿Qué?*

*A.C.: Movistar Fusión es…*

*Alayn: ¿Me estás intentando vender algo después de decirte que acaban de robarme el móvil?*

El resto de la transcripción queda diluida entre las risas generalizadas de los presentes.
Act of Veto

The **Act of Veto** is a fourth term liberal act which gives veto power to congress when an act is proposed.

## Overview

When enacted, any acts proposed by the administration must be approved by the majority of the House of Representatives, using the ideological appropriation system. If vetoed by the House, the Senate has the power to overrule the veto by a two-thirds majority ruling.

## Conflicts

* Cannot be enacted if Act of Integration is already in effect.
Act of Closed Elections

The **Act of Closed Elections** is a second term fascist act which gives electoral power of the president to congress.

## Overview

When enacted, the next presidential election will be elected based off votes from members of congress, rather than zones. Primaries will still happen, each member of congress will serve as a single delegate.
Act of Segregation

The **Act of Segregation** is a fourth term nationalist act that segregates the races to their native lands.

## Overview

When enacted, new members of congress have to represent districts of zones which their race is a native from.

* Humans
	+ Elwynn
	+ Westfall
	+ Redridge
	+ Duskwood
	+ Blasted Lands
	+ Stranglethorn
	+ Arathi
	+ Dustwallow
	+ Burning Steppes
	+ Un'Goro

* Orcs
	+ Durotar
	+ North Barrens
	+ South Barrens
	+ Azshara
	+ Ashenvale
	+ Black Morass
	+ Blasted Lands

* Dwarves
	+ Dun Morogh
	+ Loch Modan
	+ Wetlands
	+ Twilight
	+ Badlands
	+ Searing Gorge
	+ Hinterlands
	+ Arathi
	+ Un'Goro

* Undead
	+ Tirisfal
	+ East Plaguelands
	+ West Plaguelands
	+ Silverpine
	+ Hillsbrad
	+ Ghostlands

* Night Elves
	+ Teldrassil
	+ Darkshore
	+ Moonglade
	+ Felwood
	+ Ashenvale
	+ Winterspring
	+ Stonetalon
	+ Desolace
	+ Feralas
	+ Silithus
	+ Hyjal

* Tauren
	+ Mulgore
	+ South Barrens
	+ North Barrens
	+ Thousand Needles
	+ Tanaris
	+ Un'Goro
	+ Uldum
	+ Feralas
	+ Moonglade
	+ Desolace
	+ Stonetalon
	+ Hyjal

* Gnomes
	+ Dun Morogh
	+ Loch Modan
	+ Wetlands

* Trolls
	+ Durotar
	+ Tanaris
	+ Ghostlands
	+ Stranglethorn
	+ North Barrens

* Draenei
	+ Azuremyst Isle
	+ Bloodmyst Isle

* Blood Elves
	+ Eversong
	+ Quel'Danas
	+ Ghostlands

* Worgen
	+ Gilneas
	+ Silverpine

* Goblins
	+ Lost Isles
	+ Kezan
	+ Azshara
	+ Tanaris
	+ Stranglethorn
	+ Winterspring
Act of Referendum

The **Act of Referendum** is a fifth term socialist act which allows all proposed acts to go into a referendum before being passed.

## Overview

When enacted, all proposed acts by an administration must go through a public referendum before being passed. Acts are based on their ideologies, much like members of congress are, to the public. An act must get at least 50% public approval if it is to be passed.
Act of Appointment

The **Act of Appointment** is a third term socialist act which allows the public to vote on who is elected into the administration.

## Overview

When enacted, the next presidential or mid-term election will also incorporate a cabinet elected reshuffle. With enough congressional support, a member of congress or the incumbent secretary, can run for a role in the cabinet and is elected by a public vote. This does not include the Chief of Staff who is still chosen by the president himself.
Act of Equal Delegation

The **Act of Equal Delegation** is a second term communist act, enforcing that all zones have equal delegates.

## Overview

This act gives a single delegate to each zone during the presidential primaries.

## Conflicts

* Cannot be enacted if Act of Direct Elections is already in effect.
* Cannot be enacted if Act of Closed Elections is already in effect.
* Cannot be enacted if Act of Autocracy is already in effect.
Act of Native Ideas

The **Act of Native Ideas** is a third term nationalist act which imposes that races must keep to their native ideology.

## Overview

When enacted, any new member of Congress must have the same ideology of their native homeland.

* Humans
	+ Elwynn
	+ Westfall
	+ Redridge
	+ Duskwood
	+ Dustwallow

* Orcs
	+ Durotar
	+ North Barrens
	+ Black Morass

* Dwarves
	+ Dun Morogh
	+ Loch Modan
	+ Wetlands
	+ Badlands
	+ Hinterlands

* Undead
	+ Tirisfal
	+ West Plaguelands
	+ East Plaguelands
	+ Silverpine
	+ Hillsbrad

* Night Elves
	+ Teldrassil
	+ Darkshore
	+ Felwood
	+ Ashenvale
	+ Winterspring

* Tauren
	+ Mulgore
	+ South Barrens
	+ Thousand Needles
	+ Desolace
	+ Stonetalon

* Gnomes
	+ Dun Morogh

* Trolls
	+ Durotar
	+ Tanaris

* Draenei
	+ Azuremyst
	+ Bloodmyst

* Blood Elves
	+ Quel'Danas
	+ Eversong
	+ Ghostlands

* Worgen
	+ Gilneas

* Goblins
	+ Lost Isles
	+ Kezan
	+ Azshara
Juniper

Juniper is Evelyn's pet mouse. She is portly and docile, and loves to take naps. Evelyn found the mouse injured on the street and nursed her back to health, and Juniper has lived within her pouch ever since. Per Anna, "Juniper is a very simple mouse with simple needs. Full tummy, naps, and a pouch to ride in, and she's good".[1] While Evelyn has never tried casting *speak with animals* on Juniper, Anna says Evelyn hasn't really needed to, since they "just understand each other so well already that they don't really need to".[1]

## Trivia (spoilers)

* Anna revealed that she wanted Evelyn to have Juniper the mouse because a past DM would tease her and find ways to prevent her from having pets.[2]
* Juniper was featured as a player character in Episode 44 of Dice Camera Action, played by Anna.
* When Evelyn became a construct, Juniper began to live inside one of her compartments. After Evelyn's first death, Juniper was trapped inside and died, but brought back to life through the dark gift bestowed on one of Strix's dark elf friends. When Evelyn died a second time, Juniper was luckily unharmed. Diath freed her and gave her to Strix, where the mouse began digging at her tummy, trying to find a way inside.[3]
* When Strix turned Paultin, Diath and Waffles into mice to hide them from the Sewn Sisters, Chris joked that Juniper exerted her dominance, saying "I'm in charge *now*, bitch! " and started smacking everyone around such that Strix had to separate them.[4]
* When Simon kidnapped Martym, Evelyn tried to comfort the boy by letting him play with Juniper and their new mule, Lance. Martym later lied to his aunt so that the Crew wouldn't get into trouble. When the boy begged Evelyn to let him keep the mouse, Evelyn sadly gave her up.[5]

## References

[1] "I'm Anna, I play Evelyn. AMA! #1"  DCA reddit.

[2] Waffle Talk: Discussing Dice, Camera, Action Episode 79.

[3] DCA Epiosde 87. (~13:05)

[4] DCA Episode 87. (~1:44:34)

[5] DCA Episode 101.
Act of Limitation

The **Act of Limitation** is a fourth term socialist act which limits the amount of terms a president is allowed to be in office for.

## Overview

When enacted, a person can no longer run for president more than twice, limiting the terms to just two. If a president has served his two terms in office, he must step aside and resign.
Act of Cleansing

The **Act of Cleansing** is a second term nationalist act which cleanses the cabinet of racial disparity.

## Overview

When enacted, all cabinet secretaries, plus the Chief of Staff and Vice President, are dismissed if they aren't of the same race as the President. The President then must appoint any empty seats to congressmen who are of the same race to themselves. If the Vice President is dismissed, an election will be held for the top 3 members of congress who share the same race as the president.

While this act is in effect, all members of the administration must be of the same race as the elected president.

## Conflicts

* Cannot be enacted if Act of Civil Rights is already in effect.
* Amends Act of Integration.
Nil Mas

## PCR

***Para otros usos de este término, véase “Varicela, paperas y anfitrión”***

Pablo Cenizo tiene un gracejo andaluz que no puede con él, de hecho es considerado por sus colegas de trabajo el típico sevillano gracioso con una retranca que no te la acabas. Bueno, quizá no es exactamente así, hasta puede que su carácter sea un poco catalán. El tema de la retranca es mejor no desarrollarlo y recordar para siempre lo siguiente: los Strange Words realizados (muy cotizados y al alza), su caligrafía, sus rebujitos, otras cosas que quedan para su equipo laboral y, SOBRE TODO, por cuánto le quieren sus compañeros. Esto es lo más importante.
Creepypasta Characters

Jeff The Killer

Jane The Killer

Nina The Killer

Sally Williams

Ben Drowned

Eyeless Jack

Laughing Jack

The Rake

Mr.WideMouth

Jason The Toy Maker

Seed Eater

B.O.B

ClockWork

ScareCrow

Nurse Ann

Puppeteer

Homicidal Liu

Laughing Jill

Candypop

Slenderman

Hoodie

Masky

Ticci Toby

Red Glitch

Eyeless Lulu

Offenderman

Kate the Chaser

Lazari

Zelgo

Sonic.EXE

Sally.EXE

Herobine

Rainbow Factory

Pinkamina

Tenderman

Splendorman

Suicide Susie

Suicide Squidward

Sirenhead

Ticci Tina

Slenderwomen

Riley the Killer

Smile Dog

Grinny Cat

Bendy the ink machine

Bloody Painter
Senate Speaker

The **Senate Speaker** (commonly just **Speaker**) is the leader of the Senate chamber, and is elected by the other senators. The main role of the Speaker is the leader of the chamber, and also the main senator who meets with the administration. A speaker is elected at the beginning of every congressional session, although it's common for a speaker to be re-elected.
Districts

There are 123 disctrics.

* Acherus
* Aerie Peak
* Ahn'Qiraj
* Alterac
* Ambermill
* Andorhal
* Astranaar
* Auberdine
* Azure Watch
* Bilgewater Harbor
* Blood Watch
* Bloodhoof
* Bogpaddle
* Booty Bay
* Brill
* Burning Steppes-at-large
* Cape of Stranglethorn
* Coldridge
* Crossroads
* Darkshire
* Darnassus
* Deadwind
* Deathknell
* Desolace-at-large
* Dire Maul
* Dolanaar
* Echo Isles
* Everlook
* Exodar
* Felwood-at-large
* Fuselight
* Gadgetzan
* Gilneas-at-large
* Gnomeregan
* Goldshire
* Greater Arathi
* Greater Ashenvale
* Greater Azshara
* Greater Azuremyst
* Greater Badlands
* Greater North Barrens
* Greater Black Morass
* Greater Blasted Lands
* Greater Bloodmyst
* Greater Darkshore
* Greater Dun Morogh
* Greater Durotar
* Greater Duskwood
* Greater Dustwallow
* Greater East Plaguelands
* Greater Elwynn
* Greater Eversong
* Greater Feralas
* Greater Ghostlands
* Greater Hillsbrad
* Greater Hinterlands
* Greater Hyjal
* Greater Loch Modan
* Greater Mulgore
* Greater Redridge
* Greater Silithus
* Greater Silverpine
* Greater Tanaris
* Greater Teldrassil
* Greater Tirisfal
* Greater West Plaguelands
* Greater Westfall
* Greater Wetlands
* Greater Winterspring
* Grim Batol
* Hammerfall
* Hearthglen
* Highbank
* Ironforge
* Kezan
* Kharanos
* Lakeshire
* Light's Hope
* Lor'danel
* Lost Isles-at-large
* Menethil Harbor
* Moonbrook
* Moonglade-at-large
* Narache
* Nethergarde
* New Kargath
* Nordrassil
* Northern Stranglethorn
* Northshire
* Orgrimmar
* Quel'Danas-at-large
* Ramkahen
* Ratchet
* Raven Hill
* Razor Hill
* Rut'theran
* Scarlet Enclave
* Searing Gorge-at-large
* Sentinel Hill
* Sen'jin
* Shadowglen
* Silvermoon
* South Barrens-at-large
* Stonard
* Stonetalon-at-large
* Stormwind
* Stratholme
* Stromgarde
* Sunstrider Isle
* Surwich
* Tarren Mill
* Thelsamar
* Theramore Isle
* Thousand Needles-at-large
* Thunder Bluff
* Tranquillien
* Twilight
* Uldum
* Undercity
* Un'Goro-at-large
* Zul'Aman
* Zul'Farrak
* Zul'Gurub
Act of Direct Elections

The **Act of Direct Elections** is a second term socialist act that discontinues presidential primaries and gives the public a direct electoral vote.

## Overview

When enacted, the next presidential election will incorporate direct elections, without using a delegated primary election system. Each zone will vote for their president and vice president, meaning more than one member of the same party can run against each other.
Act of Civil Rights

The **Act of Civil Rights** is a third term communist act which gives congress a more equal balance in races.

## Overview

When this act is enacted, all races will be counted up in congress. If any race exceeds the maximum of 15, then the congress people with the lowest public approval of a racial group will be expelled from Congress until the race has no more than 15 members in office. Their places will be then taken up by new members.

When a new person cannot be elected into congress if they will exceed the maximum number allowed of their racial group.

## Conflicts

* Cannot be enacted if Act of Cleansing is already in effect.
* Cannot be enacted if Act of Autocracy is already in effect.
Vice President

The **Vice President of the United Zones** (or **VP** for short) is the second highest ranking member of government. The role is apart of the administrative body. The main role of the Vice President is to act as the middle man between the administration and congress. The Vice President tends to have regular meeting with the Senate Speaker and the House Leaders.
Edd Gould

**Born**
 **Died**
 **Status**

Edd Gould (1988-2012) was an animator and a friend of Thomas Ridgewell. He was making comics of Eddsworld and he made animations of Eddsworld. He died of Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia (rara cancer). Thomas Ridgewell made Eddsworld: Legacy. Edd even has a day called Edd's Day. in an memorial for Edd Gould.

## Illness and Death

On the afternoon April 16, 2011 Edd Gould revealed he had been diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia, a cancer of white blood cells
On the Morning March 25, 2012 Edd Gould passed away after six-long-hours recurring infection caused by Cancer
Act of Autocracy

The **Act of Autocracy** is a fifth term fascist act which dissolves congress, leaving a totalitarian state.

## Overview

When enacted, the whole of congress dissolves, leaving only the President, who is now renamed the Emperor, the Vice President, renamed Viceroy, and the cabinet secretaries. Every two years, a secretary has a 20% chance of leaving office, along with the Viceroy. Every four years, the Emperor is either re-elected by himself, or he choses the next Emperor. An empty secretary seat is filled when left.

## Conflicts

* Makes Act of Equal Delegation void.
* Makes Act of Civil Rights void.
* Makes Act of Integration void.
Lucy

**Lucy** is the main character in Crash Zoom. She is an animator who is forced into the adventures of Ben and his little sister, Kate. She is voiced by Alice Ann Stacey.

## Info

Lucy is an animator and frequent roleplayer, as proved in the episode Orcs and Dorks. She wears an orange jacket, a green hat, a grey shirt, blue jeans, and brown shoes. She goes to therapy due to the pressure of Ben and Kate.

## Appearance

Lucy was originally a male character, and his name was Elliott. This male version originally had an red jacket, grey shirt, and grey cargo shorts.
Prussia

2p! Prussia is commonly known as Prussia, Prussia, or Prussia. The fandom came up with several notable mundane names for him, including Biff McFiggleton, Yankee Clodhopper, and Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich. In March of 2015, Himaruya confirmed 2p! Prussia's official name as Kleinnen Farfigschitter, much to many fans' dismay.

## APPEARANCE

2p! Prussia is very round and crawls on all fours. Fans often depict him as hairless,

but in actuality has very thick and course hair that he shaves daily. He has bright pink eyes and would have dark brown hair, but he shaves it off. 2p! Prussia does not speak, according to canon, but when he does it comes out as a husky growl. Sometimes, he also screams to ward off everyone. He can be found to scream from boredom as well. He has the shortest penis of all the 2Ps, but it is the girthiest at around eighteen yards in circumference.

## PERSONALITY AND QUIRKS

2p! Prussia scares many nations because he has a tendency to eat raw animals in front of them. Unlike his younger brother he does not speak in phonetic text, although he sometimes makes fun of 2p! Germany by imitating his accent. He also blinks whenever he says a word that begins with the letter T, such as 'Thigh gap' or 'Throat mucus.'

Legend has it that he feels no pain, only fury. 2p! Prussia takes a secret delight in extreme jazz recitals and is known as the "Trombone Skullfucker Supreme" in underground circles for an unknown reason.

## BACKSTORY

2p! Prussia is elder brother to 2p! Germany, and is also a descendant of the Imperial Germanic Umpire. He was once the most fearsome nation of all the 2p! nations, given the nickname 'Prussian Pulse' for stopping hearts so quickly. He was hunted by the Coalition of Prussian Destruction (CPD) for the last two million years of his reign. The CPD included 2p! France, 2p! S. Italy and 2p! Japan. They wanted to destroy 2p! Prussia because "No nation should have that much gold or sawed-off shotguns" (as quoted from 2p! Japan in the CPD arc of the 2p! Hetalia comics, courtesy of Hidekaz Himaruya).

It is theorised (but unconfirmed) that 2p! Prussia was one of the architects behind the Meso-Jumbopeen War of 419AD, the assassination of Our Lord Calvin "Snoop Lion" Broadus, Jr. (PBUH) prompting the Dank Revolution and destroying the rival state of Pigsteinigan, which was promptly annexed by the then-fledgeling British Cumpire.

## TRIVIA

* 2P! Prussia has a preference for fish, particularly salmon, probably due to his proximity to the Baltic Sea. When he is away from the ocean or any suitable rivers he eats exclusively berries and occasionally rotting trash.
* His favorite song is "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac.
* He is quite agile and likes to sleep on the side of buildings.
* His nickname is rumoured to be "Kleini", but the last time someone called him that it started the Third Great Intercontinental Salmon Drive.
1787 House election

The **1787 House of Representatives** **election** was the inaugural election by which the newly formed United Zones of Azeroth elected representatives from each of the 50 zones into the 1st Congress of Azeroth.

This election took place before the inception of political parties, so each elected representative ran as an independent. There were also no opinion polls at this time, so each elected member of congress had no approval rating.

## Results

When the 1st Congress convened, there were a large number of right-wing representatives, especially those elected on a platform of nationalist ideologies with at least 17 of the 50 elected representatives identifying as either nationalist or nationalist leaning.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, there was a clear under representation of socialists in the house.

The moderate fascist Nana Valenzuela was elected as the first Speaker of the House, with the liberal-socialist Elsie M. Rose coming in second place. Both of these representatives began to speak on behalf of each of the political wings within the house. It was this divide that sparked the creation of official political parties in the following term.
Act of Duration

The **Act of Duration** is a fourth term conservative act which lengthens the term time of Congress.

## Overview

When enacted, term times become longer, starting from the term after the term in which this act was passed. Congressional terms are doubled, meaning the House of Representatives are shuffled every 4 years instead of 2. A third of the senate is shuffled every 4 years, instead of 2. This act takes out mid-term elections, meaning the presidential and congressional elections will take place at the same time.
Canada

2p! Canada, known as Canada. His mundane name is Timmmmmmmmmmothy S. Jugghead, although the S. has not been explained. Many fans believe it to stand for Swanfucker, after a comment 2p! France made to 2p! Canada about 'having sexual relations with the ugly duckling.' Another common theory is that the S. stands for Satan.

## APPEARANCE

2p! Canada has a very chiseled jaw. He is one of the most handsome of the 2p! nations. He has sholder length blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. Unlike his original counterpart, 2p! Canada does not wear glasses because he has eagle vision. His eyes are a buttercream color, and he also has lasers shoot from them whenever he sees someone litter or disrespect the environment.

2p! Canada is 9 feet tall and quite ripped from all the logging he does. He is often seen smiling, though his smile appears menacing to some. He wears flannel constantly, and gets sexually aroused when he sees flannel for sale in stores. For this reason, he is banned for life from Pendleton, Woolworth's and Polar.

## PERSONALITY AND QUIRKS

2p! Canada laughs a lot, and is commonly drawn mid-laugh. He has a deep and rumbling laugh, and is said to have been the cause of the 1980 eruption of Mt. Saint Helens. He also loves to give hugs to his friends.

Alternatively, 2p! Canada is fiercely protective of the environment. He was banned from publicly representing Earth Day when he tortured seven men who he had seen litter in a cemetery while laughing and humming. He is a typical 'yandere.'

## BACKSTORY

2p! Canada was born from the severed head of Cerberus during a violent winter storm. Himaruya has said 2p! Canada's first words were "Fuck, it's cold." 2p! Canada made a home for himself in the rolling hills of Montreal. He gained worldwide recognition and fame when he was arrested for shoplifting bird seed and his mugshot was dubbed 'Most Attractive Criminal since Jack the Ripper.'

## TRIVIA

* Originally, Hidekaz Himaruya wanted to name 2p! Canada "Yum Tasty," but decided against it.
* 2p! Canada's favorite song is "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus.
* His favorite type of tree is the sycamore tree. He has eighty in his back yard.
* 2p! Canada holds an international record for most pigeons swallowed in under 30 seconds (43).
* 2p! Canada has a pet hamster named Orijamuk, who is also the housekeeper of his classic-modern mountain home and his sex counselor.
Australia

2p! Australia. He was given a canon name, David Papalya. Himaruya did mention alternative first names could be Uluru, Mooloolaba, Jim, or Disappointment. Hima has given us no reason as to why Australia should have a name originating from the actual country of Australia. Since most white people cannot say his name, a common nickname people use to refer to 2p! Australia is "King George of The Badlands"

## APPEARANCE

he has a head full of long flowing locks, despite his age they are still amazingly soft and lively. England once swore that one lock of the Australian's hair tried to strangle him. He has grown out a short (but fluffy) white beard. He usually does not wear a shirt, as they restrict his freedom of movement. He likes to be ready to punch someone whenever he wants, just in case. A shirt would not allow that. In regards to his size, Australia is much shorter than most nations, at a 4 foot 7 inch height. He is rather thin, but what he lacks in muscle, he makes up for in strategy.

## PERSONALITY

2P Australia can be described as quiet. He can go weeks without saying a single word, and those who hear his voice are often told they're lying. When he does speak though, he has the tendency to call people "punk ass bitches" at least once in conversation. Despite his general anger towards anyone who isn't from New Zealand, he often tries to help the people of his country by inventing facial creams that take away wrinkles. Sometimes he donates pears he finds in the wild to charity, even. China thinks they might form an alliance against Literally Everyone, but isn't really sure.

## BACKSTORY

2P Australia literally skateboarded to earth and passed through the hole in the ozone layer. This event is known as "The Disgrace" and nobody is allowed to speak of it, because he did not stick the landing. Upon arriving on earth, he made several changes. One of which was to move Australia as a whole As Far Away From The Rest Of The World As Possible. He did this to prevent England having control over the land. Because of this, the locals consider him to be a hero.

After that, he went into hiding for approximately five (5) years, and when he came back, people described him as "A Changed Man". He had experienced the wildlife. It is speculated that during this time, he was bit by at least 7 different species of poisonous snake, all of which died immediately after biting him. He and The Crocs have a mutual respect for eachother, due to both being creatures of the wild.

Nobody knows where he originally came from, and everyone is too scared to ask. They don't want to be called "Punk Ass Bitches" anymore.

## TRIVIA

1. 2p! Australia is Mormon.
2. His favorite movie is "Mars Needs Moms"
3. He does not like 2p! Belarus as much as she thinks he does.
4. Someone once tried to cut his hair. It broke the scissors. The person was never seen again.
Act of Dalaran

The **Act of Dalaran** is a second term liberal act which allowed the District of Dalaran to vote.

## Overview

When enacted, the District of Dalaran will be able to vote in presidential primaries and election. Although not being classed as an official zone, Dalaran has an ideological alignment like the rest of the zones, but no representative or senators. Their vote will be included in any public approval ratings. The District will be allocated 1 delegate.
Act of Partition

The **Act of Partition** is a fifth term nationalist act which splits the United Zones up into separate regions.

## Overview

When enacted, the country is split into ten different regions; Myst Isles, Elune, Horde Empire, Tauren Tribes, Southern Kalimdor, Quel'Thalas, Lordaeron, Gilneas, Khaz Modan and Stormwind. Congress will split between these regions, but the senate and administration will stay intact. A representative from the 10 congress chambers will be elected as the Reagent Lord of the region.

With this act in effect, elections will go about as normal, but acts can be proposed by the Lords and vetoed by the president.
Whip

The House **Whips** are in charge of keeping their party in alignment with the House Leaders. They are elected, along with a Party Leader candidate, as a running mate. They usually share the same or similar ideology with their Leader.

Once a year, when the House's ideologies are realigned, the Whip randomly choses a member of their party and their ideology is moved towards the party leader's, instead of moving by random.
Belarus

2p! Republic of Belarus, known as Belarusia.

## APPEARANCE

2p! Belarus has long ebony black hair (that’s how she got her name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell her she looks like Amy Lee. 2p! Belarus is not related to Gerard Way but she wishes she was, because he’s a very attractive man. She's a vampire but her teeth are straight and white. She has pale white skin.

2p! Belarus is also a witch, and goes to a magic school called Hogwart

    as confirmed by Hidekaz Himaruya). She's a goth and she wears mostly black. 2p! Belarus loves Hot Topic and buys all her clothes from there. For example, she mostly wears a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. She is often seen with black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

## PERSONALITY AND QUIRKS

2p! Belarus is easily identified by her crude language and her heavy use of make-up and slang that originates in the more underground 'gothic' community. She has an obscene obsession with the occult and vampires.

Despite being a nation, she believes she is a vampire and as such always has at least three people of indeterminate sexes hovering around her to 'feed' on over the course of the day. The rest of the nations find this categorically disgusting. She sticks her fingers up at those "stupid fucking preps" (rough translation from original strip).

## BACKSTORY

2p! Belarus is 2p! Russia's older sister and thus is also an alien from Mars, but she has abandoned her Communist upbringing on the Red Planet and has instead turned to Earth. According to Hidekaz Himaruya she struggled with the Deathfucks early in life and found herself attracted to their necrophiliac aesthetic.

She has not been involved in any major wars such as the Spinal Wars, but instead continues to battle her own trauma and the amount of hair-dye she is constantly spraying everywhere.

## TRIVIA

1. 2p! Belarus' favorite song is, The First Beauty by Lustre.

2. Her favorite school subject is Defense Against the Dark Arts.

3. 2p! Belarus once killed one of her friends who called her a 'fake emo wannabe' by biting all the blood out of her eyes.

4. 2p! Belarus hates unicorns.
England

2p! The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly referred to as England. His mundane names are generally Crystal, Crystolophogous, and Bread.

## APPEARANCE

2p! England is commonly portrayed as having balding dark hair, a round and cheerful face, and dark beady eyes. Unlike his original character counterpart who has about 5 sets of eyebrows, it is unclear if 2p! England actually has any eyebrows at all. It is implied that he used to draw them on, but he's long since given up that charade. He is very short, only 4 feet tall. He is often seen wearing a black bathrobe, pink bunny slippers, and black reading glasses, as he has horrific eyesight.

Because he was born already looking very aged, he spent the first four months of his life in a "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" museum.

His mother was recorded on describing his appearance as "truly terrifying. What kind of baby looks like an old man? holy shit. holy shit. I can't do this" (that was the last time anyone had seen her.)

## PERSONALITY AND QUIRKS

2p England is a horrid little rat. He'd sell you to satan for one corn chip. with his all-knowing ears, he knows when people talk shit. He's been known to kill people for such acts of treason. He's easy to anger and when you're on his shit list, it's near impossible to get off of it.
He is a wonderful cook. His only problem is that he likes to put rocks in all of his food. His favorite thing make is rocky road cookies made with sandstone instead of flower. If he didn't put rocks in his food, his food would be delicious. But in order for it to be a true 2p! England, he MUST absolutely put a rock or rock dust in every single food dish he creates. He does not die because he is an immortal vampire that enjoys and endures the taste and lack of nutrients rock has.

## TRIVIA

1. 2p! England's favorite song is "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera.

2. His favorite place to vacation is Bend, Oregon in the United States. He has a favorite sweater shop he visits every time he is there.

3. He has sixteen mice that are continuously breeding... seventeen... eighteen... Fuck.

4. He can only count to 51.

5. It has been confirmed that he has flown a rocket ship that he made himself, sadly, it crash landed.
Act of Insurance

The **Act of Insurance** is a second term conservative act which ensures that dismissed secretaries have a chance at re-election.

## Overview

When enacted, any secretary that is dismissed from cabinet by the administration, can run for re-elected in their previous zone during the next shuffle of the House of Representatives. They have a 50% chance of being re-elected.