Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 6

### Featured Weapons

2007-Kissed Uzis, Black Hand MP5K, Daniel Packblott’s Camera Gun, Claymore, Rage Sword

## Credits

### Artists and Writers

Khaliq Trevor X

Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 6 is the sixth chapter in Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1.

## Synopsis

The processor Poppa Booty appears and squeals pterodactyl noises in an attempt to confuse Aaron Penrold and Dill Maye into losing control over their magic and weapons. Just as Aaron fires, he explodes triggering Daniel Packblott’s camera gun’s mysterious light. Damon Packley clones spring from the light and fight Poppa, overwhelming her to the point of conjuring Pack goons obsessed with Packley’s “ugly face” and other unconventionally unattractive physical appearance attributes. Dill defeats many of the summons with forcefields, with Packley deforming the goons and making them unattractive themselves. Poppa Booty hisses and steals Aaron’s Black Hand MP5K as she tries to massacre the Damon Packley clones, Dill Maye and an injured Aaron. Gorge Gaiden appears and halts their fight.

Gorge summons a kissing Whitley from his conveyor body. The attractive young woman licks and inhibits Packley from fighting and reminds him of how mean people were on December 24th. A Packley clone suggests they stop fighting and hear out Gorge. The pack goon king warns them that Midihr Westforth will be crushed by legendary men who look like their names are “Jim”, citing Jago Gomez as one of their more prominent members. In addition to this, Gorge threatens to throw them into the Pick Department where they may run into the likes of Gabriella Orca, Leonard Pickerton, Evida and the most attractive woman, Dayanara. A happy Damon Packley clone welcomes this, applauding Gorge’s threats, but Gorge grabs his mind and instills the angry faces of everyone in Worthyzone causing the clone to experience a nosebleed and heart attack. Dill and one of the other Damon Packleys forget the threats and the appearance of men named Jim by attacking Gorge head-on. They avoid Whitley's face and dodge pretty boy processors named Cue Danita and they challenge Gorge. Poppa Booty boasts about having Aaron’s gun, she goes back to Pack Department where she prays to Olivia Fireson, Face Monger and practically everyone who’s ever worked in Worthyzone.

During her return back to Pack Department kingdom, the building’s stricken by light prism and blowupga attacks. She turns to see Hades and Daniel Packblott have entered the kingdom and are plotting to defeat the kingdom’s various goons and bully tacticians. A squealing Poppa Booty fires back and battles both Hades and Daniel as she calls for the Pick Department kingdom’s goons to appear and thwart the Rage Knights. She is eventually defeated when Daniel traps her inside a workstation from multiple dimensions. Imprisoned, she becomes helpless and claims defeat. Daniel steals back Aaron’s MP5K and starts to leave with Hades, however Poppa Booty’s communication reached Pick Department’s leaders.

Gabriella Orca and Evida scurry to the department’s infirmary where Jago Gomez is being held. During their attempt to call Jago to fight the Rage Knights, they learn that the Ops Manager is gone. Evida blames Josephine and every associate from the forth floor and ascends to the highest floor of the Pick kingdom. Gabriella prepares to leave but she succumbs to heavy metal guitars and drums. The sounds become deafening and disorients her. Ba-Ba Head and Jimmy Irons appear with a newly revived Jago Gomez. The three search the infirmary and Pick kingdom for Midihr Westforth, but find no sign of him other than footage of the Rage Knights battling Worthyzone goons and processors. Irons urges them to follow him as they advance through the kingdom.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*