Opening/Problems at Home (Magixa1989 Version)

The Wizard of Oz Parodies Studios Presents….

The Wizard of Oz (Magixa1989 Version)

Starring....

Haven Paschell as Serena Makino

Sarah Natochenney as Ash and Delia Ketchum

Lisa Ortiz as Kaya Ketchum and Eevee

Kerry Williams as Lillipup

Ikue Ohtani as Pikachu (Non-speaking)

Kate Bristol as Pikachu

Etsuko Kozakura as Eevee (Non-speaking)

Frankie Jonas as Pinocchio

Joe Ochman as Jiminy Cricket

Robin Williams (May he rest in peace) as Fender

Dom DeLuise (May he rest in peace) as Tiger

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekwitz

Lacey Chabert as Elise Oriana III

Colleen O'Shaughnessey as Glameow

Frank Frankson as Christopher Aonuma

Rachael Lillis as Jessie

Eric Stuart as James

Jimmy Zoppi as Meowth and Professor Samuel Oak

Charlie Adler as Popple

Dan Castelleneta as Megavolt

Michael Bell as Quackerjack

Tino Insana (May he rest in peace) as Bushroot

Jack Angel as Liquidator

Rosalyn Landor as Blue Fairy

Cate Blanchett as Rosalina

Susanne Blakeslee as Maleficent and Lady Tremaine

Keira Knightley as Sugar Plum

Jeff Bennett as Merlin

David Wills as Duke Richard

Minnie Driver as Duchess Luna

Jermaine Clements as Tamatoa

Tom Kenny as Rabbit

Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit and Benny the Cab

Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit

Jen Taylor as Toad, Toadette, Captain Toad, and Toads

Mike Pollock as Toadsworth and Apple Trees

Jim Cummings as Bowser

Tress MacNeille as Anastasia and Drizella Tremaine

Erica Schroeder as Grace Makino

Corey Burton as Volteer Makino

Gary Oldman as Ignitus Ketchum

Timothy Daly as Inca Guards

Matt Hill as Ed

Samuel Vincent as Edd "Double D"

Tony Sampson as Eddy

Rob Paulson as Maleficent's Goons

For nearly eighty-one years, this story has given faithful service to the Young in Heart; And Time has been powerless to put its kindly philosophy out of fashion. To those of you who have been faithful to it in return.... And to the Young in Heart, we dedicate this story.

*(We open to three children and three Pokemon running down a sidewalk in a hurry. The first child is a 14 year old girl with short honey blonde chin-length hair, blue eyes, and wearing a hot pink hat with a black band, a black tanktop underneath a light pink sleeveless mini-skirt dress with a white Peter Pan collar, a blue neck ribbon, a red long sleeveless overshirt-like vest, black leg socks, and brown cowgirl boots. She is Serena, an only child. The second child is a boy who is the same age as Serena with short, spiky, black hair, brown eyes, and wearing a red baseball cap with a white bill and a black and green Pokeball print, a blue vest with yellow lining, a white short-sleeved shirt with a red stripe across the chest, royal blue shorts, and black and blue shoes with white soles and X’s on the tongues, and sometimes carries a green backpack. He is Ash Ketchum, Serena’s boyfriend. The third child is a 13 year old girl has short auburn hair, brown eyes, and wearing a cyan neckerchief, a mint green tanktop with a pink heart print (With a Pokéball print inside it) on the front, fuchsia shorts, a white watch with a pink strap, a white belt, blue socks, and purple and white strap-on gym shoes. She is Kaya Ketchum, Ash’s little sister. The first Pokemon is a small, female, Normal-type dog Pokemon with light brown fur, oval-shaped brown eyes, a red nose, an abundance of cream facial fur that can be used for radar (And provides her with information about her surroundings), paws with three toes and blue paw pads, large pointed ears with a tuft of fur near the base of each, fur that puffs out above her paws, a back with a spiky dark blue blaze, and a short, tufty tail. She is Lillipup, Serena’s best friend, pet Pokemon, and partner. The second Pokemon is a small, male, Electric-type mouse Pokemon with yellow fur with two brown stripes on his back, a brown spot on his rear and start-point of his tail, black tips on his ears, and red spots on his cheeks. He is Pikachu, Ash’s best friend, pet Pokemon, and partner. And the last Pokemon is a small, female, Normal-type fox Pokemon with primarily brown fur, a cream-colored large, furry collar and tip of its bushy tail, short, slender legs with three small toes and a pink paw pad on each foot, violet eyes, long pointed ears, and a small black nose. She is Eevee, Kaya's best friend, pet Pokemon, and partner. As they hurried down the sidewalk, the five looked back in concern at first and then Serena, Ash, and Kaya stopped to check on Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee while Ash spoke up)*

Ash: I don’t think she’s coming yet, Serena and Kaya.

Kaya: Hopefully, Ash.

*(Serena, Ash, and Kaya petted Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee in a comforting way)*

Serena: Lillipup, did she hurt you?

Ash: Are you alright, Pikachu?

Kaya: And you, Eevee?

Pikachu: (Reassuring them with a no nod) Pika.

*(Lillipup and Eevee chirps in agreement. The three kids then picked their respective Pokemon up protectively)*

Serena: Well, she tried to, didn’t she?

Kaya: Well, come on!

Ash: We’ll go try and tell the others!

*(Serena, Kaya, and the Pokemon nod, after Serena, Ash, and Kaya put Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee down respectively, they hurried along until they reached the Makino farm near Topeka, Kansas. They hurried until they found Serena, Ash, and Kaya’s parents and a Psychic/Fairy type mime-like Pokemon working on a broken incubator, counting baby chickens in a hurry. Serena’s mother is a woman with short, dark gray hair, blue eyes, and wearing a gold yellow hair clip, a navy blue short-sleeved shirt, blue denim capris, brown sandals, and a mint green long-sleeved jacket tied around her waist. She is Grace Makino. Serena's father is a handsome man with short blonde hair, eyebrows, and goatee, deep blue eyes, and wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt, deep blue denim jeans, black shoes, and a gray long-sleeved jacket tied around his waist. He is Volteer Makino, Grace’s husband. Ash and Kaya's mother is a woman with long mahogany hip-length hair tied in a ponytail, amber eyes, and wearing a mint blue hair tie, a light yellow tanktop underneath a pink short-sleeved sweater that fastens with a single fuchsia button at the neck, a periwinkle skirt, and white slip-on shoes. She is Delia Ketchum. Ash and Kaya's father is a handsome man with short spiky dark auburn hair (With light yellow hairs as the end), a dark auburn pointed goatee, brown eyes, dark auburn eyebrows, and wearing an orange short-sleeved shirt with a black V-neck, blood red pants, gold yellow shoes, and a deep crimson long-sleeved jacket tied around his waist. He is Ignitus Ketchum, Delia's husband. And the Psychic/Fairy type Pokemon is a Psychic/Fairy-type mime bipedal, humanoid male Pokemon with with a round, white body with a magenta spot in the middle. His light pink arms and legs are connected to his body by magenta spheres. His knees have small, white coverings. There are magenta pads on the tips of his white fingers, and his dark blue feet curl upward at the tips. Blue growths resembling clown hair extend from the sides of his pale pink head, and there are magenta circles on his cheeks. His jaw is curved inward, resembling the mouth of a wooden dummy. He is Mr. Mime, the Ketchum's servant, referred as “Mimey” by everyone. As they approached the couple and Pokemon, the kids began shouting to get their attention)*

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: Mom! Dad!

Serena: Mom, Dad, listen to what Lady Tremaine did to Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee! She…!

*(But Grace interrupted her in concern)*

Grace: Serena, not now, we’re trying to count.

Ash: But she’s trying to tell you…!

Delia: Ash, please!

Kaya: But Tremaine literally hit them…!

Ignitus: Stop bothering us right now, kids!

Volteer: This ol' incubator just broke and we’re likely to lose some chicks!

Mr. Mime: (Agreeing) Mime!

*(Feeling sorry for the chicks, the kids spoke up)*

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: Poor things.

*(Then Ash changed the subject)*

Ash: But listen, Tremaine just hit Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee just because they went in her garden to chase her dumb cat, and then bit and shocked her for hitting them!

Delia: Ash, not now!

Kaya: But that’s not the worse part!

Serena: She says she's gonna call the sheriff and then…!

Grace: Serena! Stop it!

*(Serena sighed in annoyance and started singing to Ash and Kaya)*

Serena: **Nobody understands us**

Ash: **Nobody even listens**

Kaya: **Nobody wants to help us**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **Might as well talk to scarecrows**

*(She tried again, which again made Grace, Delia, Volteer, and Ignitus a little agitated and Mr. Mime a little concerned)*

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: But what about Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee?

Grace and Delia: **Not now**

**We’re having a crisis**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: She’s gonna call the sheriff.

Volteer and Ignitus: **Not now**

**My wife’s in a state**

Serena: But you don’t understand.

Grace, Delia, Volteer, and Ignitus: **Later, guys**

**You’ll just have to wait**

Mr. Mime: (Nods) Mime.

*(Giving up in agitation, Serena, Ash, and Kaya began to walk away with Grace, Delia, Volteer, and Ignitus lecturing them)*

Serena: **Nobody understands us**

Grace: We can’t afford to lose one chick.

Ash: **Our three little Pokemon’s in danger**

Ignitus: (To Delia) Take these out to the car, Delia.

*(He hands Delia some of the unhatched eggs, which she accepted)*

Kaya: **Should’ve been born as chickens**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **Then they’d payed attention**

*(After the three kids were gone, Grace, Delia, Volteer, and Ignitus felt guilty for snapping at them)*

Grace: Poor guys.

Volteer: (Trying to be funny) They’ve got to learn to earn their keep.

Grace, Delia, and Ignitus: (Savagely) Volteer!

Volteer: (Apologetically) Just kidding. *(Seriously)* Well, come on. I hope we got them on time.

Grace, Delia, and Ignitus: (Nods in agreement) Alright.

Delia: Get these into the house.

*(Volteer noticed the rest of the eggs and nodded, then he and Mr. Mime picked them up to carry to the house while Delia, with Grace and Ignitus' help, carried the eggs to the car. At another part of the farm, three boys were working on pushing a twister-proof machine they built. They are Ed, Edd, or by his friends, Double D, and Eddy, and they are the Makinos and Ketchums’ friends, neighbors, and helpful farmhands)*

Eds: **Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

**Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

*(During the pushing and pulling, they struggled to make sure it didn’t fall)*

Eddy: Help me, guys!

Double D: Some of you are strong than some of us!

Ed: Phew. That was scary!

Double D: Thought the thing will fall on any of us!

Eds: **Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

*(After putting the machine into position, the farmhands began working on it)*

Eddy: **Come on, you guys**

**Give it a shove**

Double D: **Hammer and axe**

**At the ready**

Ed: **Shoulders and thighs**

Double D: **Heaven’s above**

Ed: **Gee, it looks mighty unsteady**

Eddy: Whoa!

*(The machine almost toppled over, but they caught it on time and rearranged it. Serena, Ash, Kaya, Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee went up to them hopefully that they will listen)*

Serena: **Somebody has to help us**

*(Lillipup chirps in agreement. The Eds ignored them)*

Ed: (Asking Double D) How does this work anyway?

Double D: I’ll show you.

Ash: **Somebody has to listen**

Pikachu: (Agreeing in desparation) Pikachu!

Eddy: Where’s the oil can?

Kaya: **Our three Pokemon’s is awful trouble**

*(Eevee chirps in agreement. Eddy spoke up impatiently to them, finally getting Double D and Ed’s attention. But the other two noticed Serena's group in concern and became concerned)*

Eddy: Hold on, guys, this is important!

Ed and Double D: Eddy!

*(They turned to Serena's group)*

Ed: What’s wrong, guys?

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **She’s gonna call the sheriff**

*(Realizing what she meant, the Eds got concerned)*

Ed: Who is, wicked Lady Tremaine?

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **Lady Tremaine is taking our Pokemon**

**She says she wants to kill them**

Eddy: What happened this time, her stupid cat again?

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: Uh-huh.

Double D: Shall we do what we did last time?

*(Ed and Eddy, getting what Double D asked, laughed along with him)*

Eddy: (Laughing) When we were watering the crops?

Ed: (Laughing) Turn the hose on Tremaine?

Double D: (Laughing) Shall we do that again?

Eddy: (Mockingly) “I’ll get you, those twerps, and those little Pokemon, too!”

*(They laughed merrily while Serena, Ash, and Kaya got annoyed that they’re not helping them)*

Serena: It’s not funny, you guys!

Kaya: Yeah!

Ash: You playing more tricks would make it worse!

Kaya: That's right!

Pikachu: (Worried) Pika!

*(But the Eds just shrugged it off and began singing, thinking that Serena's group is overreacting)*

Eds: **Relax, she’s not gonna take them**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: But she will.

Ed: **Just wants to give you a fright**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: No, she means it!

Ed: **You ought to know**

**Her bark is worse than her bite**

*(Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee gave flat looks at the pun. Then the Eds went back to work, leaving Serena, Ash, and Kaya disappointed)*

Eddy: **Double D, help me fix this**

Ed: **Double D, you be careful**

Double D: (Shrugging) **I am Mr. Fix-It**

Ed: **Come on, Double D**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **Nobody even listens**

*(They sighed in defeat)*

Ash: Come on, guys.

Serena: Looks like we’re not wanted here.

*(They walked up towards a pigpen as the farmhands got concerned while working on the machine)*

Ed: Guys!

Double D: Poor guys, I wish we knew how to help them.

Eddy: Yeah, I know what you mean.

*(Double D hits his hammer on the machine, and this time, it works, making the farmhands excited)*

Double D: Success!

Ed: We fixed it!

*(Eddy rolled his eyes in annoyance with a smile)*

Eddy: Yeah, yeah.

Double D: Come on, let’s get this hooked up to the barn!

*(They then set the machine up on the barn roof)*

Eds: **Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

**Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

**Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

*(After setting up the twister-proof machine on the barn roof, Eddy accidentally almost crushed his finger on the gears)*

Eddy: Ouch! You got my finger!

Double D: Well, why don't you get your finger out of the way?

*(They then finished setting up and climbed down the barn roof)*

Eddy: (Mumbling) Right on my finger.

*(Serena then balanced herself on the fence of the pigpen with Ash, Kaya, Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee watching. Ed then approached them to feed the pigs)*

Ed: Are you gonna let that Tremaine lady scare you? There's nothing to be afraid of. Have a little courage, that's all.

Serena: We're not afraid of her.

Kaya: She may be a little scary, but that doesn't mean we're scared of her.

Ed: Yeah, well, you wanna know what I'd do to her? I'd just walk right up to her and spit in her eye.

*(They looked at Ed with confused awkward looks)*

Ed: (Shrugs) That's what I'd do if I were you.

*(Suddenly, Serena started to lose her balance and she almost fell in with a scream, getting everyone’s attention. Ash grabbed Serena’s hand, but, with Serena, started to fall in too, but luckily, Ed quickly took action and broke their fall in the mud by landing in there, dirtying Ed. Then he let Serena and Ash use them as stepping stones as they are helped out of the pigpen by Kaya, Double D, and Eddy)*

Double D: Are you alright, Serena and Ash?

Pikachu: (Worried) Pikapi, Pika?

Serena and Ash: (Nods) Yeah.

Ash: Thanks, guys.

*(They noticed Ed all muddied up and panting in concern, then they all broke out laughing)*

Kaya: (Laughing a bit) Ed, you were just as scared as we were!

Eddy: (Laughing a bit) What’s the matter, you got scared that the pigs would eat Serena and Ash?

*(Ed blushed in embarrassment at first, but then laughed along anyway)*

Eddy: (Laughing a bit) You’re as muddy as those pigs!

*(They composed their laughter as Grace, Delia, and Mr. Mime approached with chocolate chip cookies on a plate)*

Double D: You were as scared as….

*(Grace and Delia butted in impatiently)*

Grace: What seems to be going on?

Delia: There’s work to be done!

Double D: Sorry, Delia and Grace, but Serena was walking along the….

*(Delia interrupted him)*

Delia: I appreciate you guys fixing that contraption, but get back to work!

Mr. Mime: Mime, mime!

*(The Eds nodded)*

Eds: Yes, Delia.

Eddy: And one day, we might make history with that twister-proof machine!

Grace: Don’t gloat about it now!

*(Ed and Double D laughed at Eddy, who just glared)*

Grace: Anyway, Mimey, Delia, and I baked some chocolate chip cookies.

Delia: In case you’re all hungry.

*(Double D and Eddy accepted each cookie, with Eddy suddenly getting happy at this)*

Double D and Eddy: Thanks!

*(Ed tried to explain what happened while wiping his hands clean on a wet towel and accepting a cookie)*

Ed: But you don’t know what just happened.

Grace and Delia: And what’s that?

Mr. Mime: (Confused) Mime?

Ed: The reason I'm dirty is because Serena almost fell in the pigpen when….

*(Grace got surprised and snapped)*

Grace: It’s no place for Serena to be around the pigpen like that!

Delia: Now go feed those pigs, speaking of them, please!

Ed: Yes, Grace and Delia.

*(He goes to work. Serena's group walked with Grace, Delia, and Mr. Mime to the backyard, accepting each a cookie)*

Serena: Mom, listen.

Kaya: This is important.

Ash: Tremaine said she wants Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee dead all because…!

*(Grace and Delia sighed in annoyance)*

Delia: Now, Ash, girls, quit overreacting! You’re always panicking over nothing!

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: But…!

Grace: We’ll talk about this later!

Delia: Right now, stay out of trouble!

*(Grace and Delia then walked away as Serena, Ash, and Kaya suddenly became lost in thought, much to Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee’s notice)*

Pikachu: (Curious) Pikachu?

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: (Lost in thought loudly) Someplace where this isn’t any trouble….

*(After finishing their cookies, Serena then spoke to Ash, Kaya, Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee)*

Serena: Do you suppose there is such a place, guys?

Ash: Not that we know of.

Kaya: There must be, Serena.

Serena: It’s not a place you could get to by a boat or a plane or a train.

Kaya: Or a car?

Serena: I guess.

Ash: It’s far, far from here.

Serena: Beyond the moon, beyond the rain….

*(They begin singing while looking at the sky)*

Serena: **When all the world**

**Is a hopeless jumble**

**And the raindrops tumble**

**All around**

Kaya: **Heaven opens a magic lane**

*(They walked over to a pile of hay)*

Kaya: **When all the clouds**

**Darken up the skyway**

Ash: **There’s a rainbow highway**

**To be found**

**Leading from our windowpane**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **To a place behind the sun**

**Just a step beyond the rain**

*(They gently leaned back at the haystack)*

Serena: **Somewhere over the rainbow**

**Way up high**

**There’s a land that**

**We’ve heard of**

**Once in a lullaby**

*(They then walked over a rake wheel)*

Ash: **Somewhere over the rainbow**

**Skies are blue**

Kaya: **And the dreams**

**That you’ve dared to dream**

**Really do come true**

*(Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee became interested)*

Serena: **Someday we’ll wish**

**Upon a star**

Ash: **And wake up**

**Where the clouds**

**Are far behind us**

*(They seated on a chair next to the rake wheel while Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee sat next to them)*

Kaya: **Where troubles**

**Melt like lemondrops**

Ash: **Away above**

**The chimney tops**

Serena: **That’s where you’ll find us**

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **Somewhere over the rainbow**

**Bluebirds fly**

**Birds fly over the rainbow**

**Why then?**

**Oh, why can’t we?**

*(They noticed a couple of bluebirds happily flying away into the sky and smiled softly)*

Serena, Ash, and Kaya: **If happy little bluebirds fly**

**Beyond the rainbow**

**Why, oh, why**

**Can’t we?**

*(They sighed softly and the three embraced each other and Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee, who nuzzled with them, with gentle smiles on their faces)*

***Coming up: Lady Tremaine arrives to take Lillipup, Pikachu, and Eevee away to be put down. However, after a heated argument with her, Ash, and Kaya’s parents and friends, Serena, Ash, and Kaya decides to run away, taking Pikachu, Eevee, and Lillipup, who escaped after the argument, with.***