Baroque Cepelis

> Joe! Do what you have learned! If you cannot win, just win!
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They probably have weed hidden somewhere

Baroque Cepelis is a primary ally from Joey's Special Experience's first part, "YES". He is the son of the famous rockstar and archaeologist Led Zeppelin and an unnamed mother who was a possible Carpenter and was the queen of the world. When he was younger, he learned the Sand Combat Technique alongside Dr. Dre from a Tibetan master named Thonpetie. He's also the user of the Stand Weather Forecast (which is definitely not Weather Report, although we can't confirm it nor deny it due to copyright reasons).

Cepelis teaches Joost how to use Bacon energy (and the other benefits of the Sand Combat System) in order to defeat God and lose weight. He's the absent father of Bullet Train, product of a one-night stand with no other than Dream himself.

## Personality

### Goals

* Lose weight
* Find explosives (to bomb New York with)
* to buy a bar named Joestar Burgille and "make it simple"
* to find out why his father disappeared
* Unite the people to start World War II

## Abilities

### Bacon

#### Attacks

**Voting suspenders**

Cepelis turns wine in his mouth into discs and spits them out, launching them at high speeds

## History

### Pre-part 1

Cepelis was born into an elite family and his mother ruled the world. He would have liked to meet aliens. One day, Cepelis went to Mexico to drink lots of ice cream with the Aztecs. On the voyage home, his boyfriend was very sad, so another friend lifted his head and flew high into the sky. Blackberry, his father and president of his rock band, put on a hat and set it on fire, causing him to thirst for blood and destroy Illonois. Cepelis escaped to the sea, but the rest of his band was killed. Blackberry catches up to Cepelis, who was drowning and having visions of white people in hell. Cepelis was saved when the sun rose and Blackberry saw his disability and disappeared.

Cepelis may have served for a Tibetan commander, who taught him that a decade is over 5,000 years long.

A few days prior to the events of chapter 20, Cepelis blew up a fishing boat.

### Part 1

Joost sees Cepelis while walking with Erina. They both find his existence suspicious at first. Cepelis informs Joost that the popular Minecraft YouTuber, Dream, is still alive, while thrusting his finger deep into Joost's diaphragm, allowing him to harness the power of bacon. Cepelis then demonstrates this power by punching a frog, sending "phone calls" through its body and into the rock under it, destroying the rock without hurting the frog, which he finds "very funny". To his surprise, Cepelis sees Joost grab onto a tree branch and heal the flower on it, which demonstrates Joost's "very hidden gifts and gifts".

Cepelis begins to teach Joost how to use bacon. He starts by teaching him to spread his legs wide to release the painful energy of ammonia, straightening his nails and extending his punch. Joost performs exceedingly well, performing this punch against a zombified Wang Chan.

Cepelis joins Joost and Bullet Train on a trip to Windemila, Cabaleiros do Vento. Jack the Rapper, now a zombie, flies out of the horse that was transporting them. He throws knives at Cepelis, who uses a bacon technique called Voting Suspender to deflect them. Jack tries to approach Cepelis and stab him, but Cepelis infuses his wine bottle with bacon and makes it explode in his face. Cepelis wins, with no points lost for wine.

Cepelis gives Joost as a wine glass as a weapon, then tells the story of how he killed and martyred a deadly sea pope by giving him a copy of ~~Undertale~~ The Shining. As Joost ventures into the ancient soldier training grounds of Windemila, he uses Cepelis's teachings to defeat a zombie. Afterwards, Cepelis attempts to bring out bacon powers in Bullet Train, but his attack misses his diaphragm. A young boy named P-Mol tries to steal Cepelis's belongings and climb away, but he uses bacon powers to make the kid fall off the cliff.

Cepelis easily defeats an army of zombies, led by God. He attempts to fight God, but God evaporates the water in his arm and freezes it. God attempts to punch Cepelis, but Joost blocks his punch.