The Dick Van Dyke Show

***The Dick Van Dyke Show*** is a situation comedy television series starring Dick Van Dyke as Rob Petrie, the head writer of *The Alan Brady Show*. It was created by Carl Reiner and ran for five seasons on CBS from 1961 to 1966.

## Carl Reiner (Creator)

1. S01E01: "The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
2. S01E02: "My Blonde-Haired Brunette"
3. S01E03: "Sally and the Lab Technician"
4. S01E04: "Washington vs. the Bunny"
5. S01E05: "Oh How We Met on the Night That We Danced"
6. S01E06: "Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo."
7. S01E07: "Jealousy!"
8. S01E09: "The Unwelcome Houseguest"
9. S01E10: "The Meershatz Pipe"
10. S01E11: "Forty-Four Tickets"
11. S01E12: "Empress Carlotta's Necklace"
12. S01E15: "Where Did I Come From?"
13. S01E17: "Punch Thy Neighbor"
14. S01E18: "Who Owes Who What?"
15. S01E19: "The Talented Neighborhood"
16. S01E23: "The Twizzle"
17. S01E26: "I Am My Brother's Keeper"
18. S01E27: "The Sleeping Brother"
19. S01E30: "The Return of Happy Spangler"
20. S02E01: "Never Name a Duck"
21. S02E03: "The Attempted Marriage"
22. S02E05: "Hustling the Hustler"
23. S02E06: "My Husband is Not a Drunk"
24. S02E07: "What's in a Middle Name?"
25. S02E08: "Like a Sister"
26. S02E11: "A Bird in the Head Hurts"
27. S02E12: "Gesundheit, Darling"
28. S02E13: "A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own"
29. S02E15: "The Cat Burglar"
30. S02E16: "The Foul Weather Girl"
31. S02E17: "Will You Two Be My Wife?"
32. S02E18: "Ray Murdock's X-Ray"
33. S02E20: "It May Look Like a Walnut"
34. S02E21: "My Husband is a Check-Grabber"
35. S02E22: "Don't Trip Over That Mountain"
36. S02E23: "Give Me Your Walls!"
37. S02E24: "The Sam Pomerantz Scandals"
38. S02E26: "I'm No Henry Walden!"
39. S02E27: "Racy Tracy Rattigan" -- Co-written with Ronald Alexander
40. S02E28: "Divorce"
41. S02E30: "A Surprise Surprise is a Surprise"
42. S03E03: "Laura's Little Lie" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill
43. S03E04: "Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice"
44. S03E07: "Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?"
45. S03E17: "The Life and Love of Joe Coogan"
46. S03E23: "Honeymoons Are for the Lucky"
47. S03E25: "The Plots Thicken" -- Co-written with Bill Persky & Sam Denoff
48. S03E27: "The Return of Edwin Carp"
49. S03E30: "My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life" -- Co-written with Bill Persky & Sam Denoff
50. S04E04: "A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat"
51. S04E05: "The Man from *Emperor*" -- Co-written with Bill Persky & Sam Denoff
52. S04E17: "Stacey Petrie - Part I"
53. S04E18: "Stacey Petrie - Part II" -- Co-written with Bill Persky & Sam Denoff
54. S04E27: "Never Bathe on Saturday"
55. S05E32: "The Last Chapter" -- Co-written with Bill Persky & Sam Denoff

## Bill Persky & Sam Denoff

1. S03E01: "That's My Boy??"
2. S03E02: "The Masterpiece"
3. S03E09: "Big Max Calvada"
4. S03E12: "The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears..."
5. S03E13: "*The Alan Brady Show* Presents"
6. S03E19: "Happy Birthday and Too Many More"
7. S03E21: "The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth"
8. S03E22: "My Part-Time Wife"
9. S03E25: "The Plots Thicken" -- Co-written with Carl Reiner
10. S03E28: "October Eve"
11. S03E30: "My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life" -- Co-written with Carl Reiner
12. S03E31: "I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All"
13. S04E01: "My Mother Can Beat Up My Father"
14. S04E02: "The Ghost of A. Chantz"
15. S04E03: "The Lady and the Babysitter"
16. S04E05: "The Man from *Emperor*" -- Co-written with Carl Reiner
17. S04E08: "*The Alan Brady Show* Goes to Jail"
18. S04E09: "Three Letters from One Wife"
19. S04E12: "The Death of the Party"
20. S04E16: "The Impractical Joke"
21. S04E18: "Stacey Petrie - Part II" -- Co-written with Carl Reiner
22. S04E20: "The Redcoats Are Coming"
23. S04E21: "The Case of the Pillow"
24. S04E24: "Bupkis"
25. S04E30: "One Hundred Terrible Hours"
26. S05E01: "Coast to Coast Big Mouth"
27. S05E04: "The Ugliest Dog in the World"
28. S05E31: "The Gunslinger"
29. S05E32: "The Last Chapter" -- Co-written with Carl Reiner

## Garry Marshall & Jerry Belson

1. S03E16: "The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer"
2. S03E29: "Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail"
3. S03E32: "Teacher's Petrie"
4. S04E06: "Romance, Roses and Rye Bread"
5. S04E07: "4 1/2"
6. S04E10: "Pink Pills and Purple Parents"
7. S04E14: "Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk"
8. S04E15: "Brother, Can You Spare $2500?"
9. S04E22: "Young Man with a Shoehorn"
10. S04E23: "Girls Will Be Boys"
11. S04E29: "Baby Fat"
12. S04E32: "There's No Sale Like Wholesale"
13. S05E05: "No Rice at My Wedding"
14. S05E08: "Odd But True"
15. S05E23: "Bad Reception in Albany"
16. S05E24: "Talk to the Snail"
17. S05E27: "The Man from My Uncle"
18. S05E30: "Long Night's Journey into Day"

## Dale McRaven & Carl Kleinschmitt

1. S04E31: "Br-rooom, Br-rooom"
2. S05E03: "Uhny Uftz"
3. S05E11: "Body and Sol"
4. S05E16: "I Do Not Choose to Run"
5. S05E17: "The Making of a Councilman"
6. S05E18: "The Curse of the Petrie People"
7. S05E20: "Remember the Alimony"
8. S05E26: "Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc."
9. S05E29: "Love Thy Other Neighbor"

## Howard Merrill

1. S02E02: "The Two Faces of Rob" -- Co-written with Sheldon Keller
2. S02E19: "I Was a Teenage Head Writer" -- Co-written with Sheldon Keller
3. S02E29: "It's a Shame She Married Me" -- Co-written with Sheldon Keller
4. S03E03: "Laura's Little Lie" -- Co-written with Carl Reiner
5. S03E05: "All About Eavesdropping" -- Co-written with Sheldon Keller
6. S03E06: "Too Many Stars" -- Co-written with Sheldon Keller
7. S03E20: "The Brave and the Backache" -- Co-written with Sheldon Keller
8. S04E13: "My Two Show-Offs and Me" -- Co-written with Sheldon Keller

## Sheldon Keller

1. S02E02: "The Two Faces of Rob" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill
2. S02E19: "I Was a Teenage Head Writer" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill
3. S02E29: "It's a Shame She Married Me" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill
4. S03E05: "All About Eavesdropping" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill
5. S03E06: "Too Many Stars" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill
6. S03E20: "The Brave and the Backache" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill
7. S04E13: "My Two Show-Offs and Me" -- Co-written with Howard Merrill

## John Whedon

1. S01E25: "Where You Been, Fassbinder?"
2. S02E09: "The Night the Roof Fell In"
3. S03E11: "Turtles, Ties and Toreadors"
4. S03E14: "The Third One From the Left"
5. S03E26: "Scratch My Car and Die"
6. S05E09: "Viva Petrie"
7. S05E19: "The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart"

## Martin A. Ragaway

1. S02E14: "Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra"
2. S02E32: "When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen"
3. S03E10: "The Ballad of the Betty Lou"
4. S03E15: "My Husband is the Best One"
5. S04E19: "Boy #1, Boy #2"

## Joseph C. Cavella

1. S04E26: "Anthony Stone"
2. S04E28: "Show of Hands"
3. S05E13: "You're Under Arrest"

## Ernest Chambers

1. S03E18: "A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards"
2. S04E11: "It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise" -- Co-written with Jay Burton
3. S05E07: "The Great Petrie Fortune" -- Co-written with Jay Burton

## Bill Idelson

1. S02E25: "The Square Triangle"
2. S03E08: "Uncle George"
3. S03E24: "How to Spank a Star" -- Co-written with Nathaniel Curtis

## Frank Tarloff (Credited as David Adler)

1. S01E08: "To Tell or Not to Tell"
2. S01E13: "Sally is a Girl"
3. S01E16: "The Curious Thing About Women"

## Ronald Alexander

1. S02E27: "Racy Tracy Rattigan" -- Co-written with Carl Reiner
2. S02E31: "Jilting the Jilter"

## Art Baer & Ben Joelson

1. S05E06: "Draw Me a Pear"
2. S05E22: "Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy"

## Joseph Bonaduce

1. S05E15: "Who Stole My Watch?"
2. S05E25: "A Day in the Life of Alan Brady"

## Jay Burton

1. S04E11: "It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise" -- Co-written with Ernest Chambers
2. S05E07: "The Great Petrie Fortune" -- Co-written with Ernest Chambers

## Fred Freeman & Lawrence J. Cohen

1. S05E02: "A Farewell to Writing"
2. S05E12: "See Rob Write - Write, Rob, Write"

## Walter Kempley

1. S01E14: "Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?"
2. S01E29: "Sol and the Sponsor"

## Norm Liebmann & Ed Haas

1. S01E21: "The Boarder Incident"
2. S01E28: "The Bad Old Days"

## Rick Mittleman

1. S05E10: "Go Tell the Birds and the Bees"
2. S05E14: "Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work"

## Nathaniel Curtis

1. S03E24: "How to Spank a Star" -- Co-written with Bill Idelson

## Lee Erwin

1. S02E10: "The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally"

## Howard Ostroff & Joan Darling

1. S04E25: "Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home"