Scenacopil

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The **Scenacopil** are the most numerous Piguchen brood found in North America, numbering around 7,000. Scenacopilial vampirism is considered a degenerative disease, as its afflictants tend to slowly devolve into madness for the sake of idiosyncracy.

## Lower Scenacopil

Lower Scenacopil, known colloquially as "scean kids", infamously infested many white middle-class suburban neighbourhoods and alternative clothing shops throughout North America. At their prime, in the late 2000s, they numbered around 100,000, though their numbers began dying out rapidly as the middle of the new decade approached. Their only power is to lightly compel others to suicide through the power of song, and are thus considered extremely dangerous in larger groups. Scean kids have not fully embraced the true Quirk Factor, and instead attach themselves to a fringe but still comprehensive subculture in order to stand out. They mostly vary through their intentionally(?) abhorrent dress senses and strange manner of speaking. An excerpt of a letter written by Jessi the Slaughterer in reference to the Vanity Succession Crisis:

> "People STFU This Is A Very Private Matter And Im Dealing With It.
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> This Post Ruined Muh Life…
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> And Yes That Was Muh Status On Myspace! Cuzz I Saw A Squril Fall Out Of A Tree In Muh BakYard!
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> It Was Funnah To Meh!
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> Muh Mom Has Read This And Is Talking To Dahvie On The Fone Right Nao!
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> So I Would Shut Your Mouths If I Were You!
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> I Have Muh Life And Dahvie Has His.
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> We Are Just Friends!"
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The influence of Captain Capital on the sceanic dialect is manifest in this excerpt and requires no further comment. "Teh", the sceanic version of "the", is a scean kid hallmark made conspicuous by its absence here. The rest of the letter is exemplary of sceanic speech. Note: use of acronyms, shortening of diagraphs into single letters, phoneticisation suggestive of a Californian accent, mention of Myspace (allows dating via e-stratigraphy), interruption through stream of consciousness (psychology classifies this as "lolrandom" behaviour, a positive symptom of paranoid schizophrenia), eschewing punctuation outside of sentence termination (see McCarthyism, Cormac[25]), trolololo.

## Higher Scenacopil

Higher Scenacopil, known as "bufons", are rare cases of scean kids breaking free from their own obscene culture and learning to attract derision from others in their own special way. Bufons have no culture, as that goes strictly against their own independent nature. Their powers become mostly self-determined at this stage depending on their application of the Quirk Factor. Bufons draw their power from either the disgust or amusement of onlookers, though keeping these reactions too balanced may result in their reversion into a scean kid or else Final Death for the lucky ones. Body modding, substantial weight gain and refusal to shower are many ways bufons can achieve their goals.

## The Fiarajosnic

   Fiarajosnic are an extremely rare variant of scenacopil considered to be demons moreso than actual Piguchen. They have gone beyond the need for body modding of public defecation. Many of the fiarajosnic, as bufons, enlisted the help of those belonging to the Endrehood brood to body-morph into horrific beasts. The Quirk Factor has been fulfilled so thoroughly at this stage that the scenacopil, depending what kind of person they were of course, either revert to a sub-animalistic mentality and begin attacking and killing at complete lolrandom, or they ascend beyond the capabilities of the human mind and physical body and can learn to astrally project.