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Alex Laird

### Affiliation

McCancer Slaps, The Cult of The Pole, The Council of Men (Formerly), Mopedophiles

## Appearances

### Debut

1975

**History**

Alex Laird was Born in the past and did nothing of significance until he met one Myles Dixon whom which he formed the world's most based band McCancer Slaps. Alex Laird was one of the main protagonists of the 2019 Camping Incident in which he experienced life changing events which formed a character Arc that was concluded in the hit youtube video Return of the kings in Worms Rumble

**Relationships**

Alex Laird has never shown affection for a human woman causing some McCancer fans to theorize he may be gay. However there is little proof of this and given his love of the show How I Met Your Mother how could he not be straight?

Alex and Myles are bros for life. There relationship is similar to that of Andy Macphee and his broadsword in that they cannot be separated.

**Left 4 Dead 2**

Alex is actually the real life version of Nick from Left 4 Dead 2. This is evident from his dashing good looks, severe gambling addiction and his collection of expensive suits.

**Facts**

* Alex Laird once ate a Pizzini
* Alex Laird is a former anime fan although in 2021 he converted to a Lord Of The Rings Fan
* Alex was a key founder of Argos
* Alex Faced a short time in prison after The Mylg Hot Tub Incident
* Alex Cucked Math Man

Gallery
All Characters

**Major Characters**

**Minor Characters**

A simple list of all characters organised alphabetically by first name

**A**

* Alex Laird
* Alistair

**B**

* Brodie Forsyth

**C**

* Cahill
* Cat Food Consumer
* Chad Reid

**D**

* Daniel Mladenov
* DJ Dom
* Durward

**E**

**F**

**G**

* Geddy Lee
* The G-Man

**H**

**I**

**J**

* James Moir

* John
* Josh Team17

**K**

**L**

* Lachmo
* Lloyd

**M**

* Math Man
* Murray
* Myles Dixon

**N**

* Nia Brown

* Nige

**O**

**P**

**Q**

**R**

**S**

**T**

**U**

**V**

**W**

**X**

**Y**

**Z**
The McCancer Slaps EP

Listen to The McCancer Slaps EP at: https://soundcloud.com/mccancer-slaps/sets/the-mccancer-slaps-ep

The McCancer Slaps EP is the second album by McCancer Slaps, but as Alex proclaims in the title track, The McCancer Slaps EP, this is their first studio album.

**1. The McCancer Slaps EP**

**2. Indian Death Metal**

**3. Not Smooth Jazz**
All Music

A simple list of all songs, albums, parodies and scrapped songs from McCancer Slaps.

**Album**

**The McCancer Slaps EP (2021)**

* 1. The McCancer Slaps EP
* 2. Indian Death Metal
* 3. Not Smooth Jazz

**Indian Christmas/Hannukkah (2020)**

* 1. Indian Christmas
* 2. Indian Hanukkah

**Singles**

* The Grease Pole (2020)
* The Original Mylg (2020)
* My T'ruck (2019)
* Painter Man II: Revenge (2019)
* Painter Man (2019)

**Parodies**

* Richard Eadon (2019)

**Unreleased**

* Killerci Mode (Unreleased)
* Emo Darren (Unreleased)
* Bloody Panda Abortion (Unreleased)
* Red Dot Man (Unreleased)
* The Brode Takes (Unreleased)
Geddy Lee

**Geddy "Dirk" Lee**, (Born Gary Lee Weinrib on July 29th, 1953) is the bassist, vocalist and keyboardist for the Canadian rock band Rush. He plays bass, keyboards, guitar, bass pedals as well as sing. Along with the other two members of RUSH, he was made an Officer of the Order of Canada, the highest civilian award available. He has been criticized for his high singing voice, one critic calling it "Mickey Mouse on helium". He got the name Geddy Lee from his mother's Yiddish accent. His classmates and friends heard the name, so it spread.

**Association With McCancer Slaps**

## Gary Lee Weinrib

### Occupation

Rush Bassist/keyboard player/Lead Vocalist

## Appearances

### Debut

1968

Geddy is great friends with McCancer Slaps, he plays the bass in every McCancer Slaps song that has a bass in it.
Fawnpaw

Loners/Rogues (Formerly)

Owlkit (Brother)

Birchkit (Brother)

## **Appearance**

Fawnpaw, also called Fawn, is a lithe, slender, long-legged tortoiseshell she-kit with pale, golden-yellow eyes.

## **Personality**

She is sweet, caring, calm, and protective of her siblings, but can be stubborn.

## **Affiliations**

Current: WindClan

Past: Loners/Rogues

Rank: Apprentice (Current)

## **Names**

Loner: Fawn

WindClan Kit: Fawnkit

Apprentice: Fawnpaw

## **Trivia**

* Fawn is named after an old OC called Fawnlight.
The Beel Flat

**History**

Constructed in 2112 this flat is the Home of Daniel. He spends his time here making YouTube videos for his gaming channel and getting beat by Mother of Daniel.

## The Beel Flat

### Inhabitants

Daniel Mladenov, Mother of Daniel, Rodent Infestation

**Facts**

* Next door to the Daz Flat

* Playable stage in The McCancer slaps fighting game

* Boss of area is Big Daz who uses heavy short range attacks
* Mylo once watched Family Guy here
Natalie Payne

Natalie Payne was a regular Pink Windmill Kid in the early Emu's World format, having debuted in Emu's World Series 2. She also appeared in Emu's World Series 3 and Emu's World Series 4. She would appear until Emu's World Series 5 (1984), and also made an appearance in Emu's World at Christmas (1983).

Her only solo was in 'Carry On', though it's unknown whether or not it was her actual voice and is speculated to have been a lip sync to the voice of Abbie Shilling.

## Trivia

* Natalie is one of 5 kids to appear in every series of Emu's World (from series 2 onwards) to not make any appearances in the live show. The others were, Natalie Pennington, Emma-Louise Fox, Aysha Mitchell and Kate Power.
* She was one of 12 kids to star in every series of Emu's World (from series 2 onwards- disregarding Emu's World Series 6, which took place in 1988).
Brodie Forsyth

**History**

Brodie was created as a piece of the grease, he lives and breathes the grease of The Grease Pole. He resides at The Grease Pole, he never leaves, and has never been seen outside of The Greater Grease Pole Area apart from when he scavenges for food and sacrifices for The Grease Pole.

**Relationships**

Brodie has a father named Nige (full name Sir. Dr. Archduke Nigel Montgomery Williamson IV of Switzerland Forsyth).

**Facts**

* Brodie is one of the founding fathers of The Cult of The Pole
* Brodie is known for creating the hairstyle Brode Hair, as seen in his picture

## Gallery

Brode (left) pictured with Myles (right) and Alex (top left)
Kelly Rossiter

Kelly Rossiter was a Pink Windmill Kid from late 1983 to 1989. She participated in Emu's World at Christmas, Emu's World Series 5, Emu at Christmas (appearing in Debbie Harper's place), Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2, Emu's Pink Windmill Show Series 3, Emu's Wide World Series 1 and 2, Emu's World Series 6, and finally EMU-TV.

## Kelly Rossiter

### Age at Last Appearance

16 (1989)

Her first solo was in 'On the Sunny Side of the Street' although she appears to be lip-syncing to Emma-Louise Fox's voice. Her first solo which was her actual voice was in 'Celebration,' when she was 11 and her last solo was in 'That's A Plenty' when she was 16.

She had a spotlight song in EMU-TV where she covered Angel No.

## Trivia

* She is the second longest serving Pink Windmill kid appearing for 83 Episodes. Abbie Shilling is the longest serving raking up 90 Episodes.
* She was born in 1973.
* Her birthday is the 7th March
* She replaced Debbie Harper in Emu at Christmas (1984) for unknown reasons.
* She was the oldest Pink Windmill Kid in both, Emu's World Series 6 and EMU-TV
* Despite technically being too old for the show she appeared in EMU-TV at the age of 16. Her and Sarah were the only kids to still appear on the show at 16.
My T'ruck

Listen to My T'ruck at: https://soundcloud.com/mccancer-slaps/my-truck

My Truck (stylised as My T'ruck), is the 3rd single released by McCancer Slaps. Although not as popular as some of their greatest hits, such as The Grease Pole and Painter Man, it is still a fan favourite.

**Description**

My T'ruck, like many other songs, it tells a story. My T'ruck details the story of Billy Bob (name revealed in the soundcloud description) and how he loves playing the banjo and his truck, which is hinted at that it may be a Ford. Billy Bob is a huge fan of the band AC/DC and hates Slayer as revealed as when he beats his son (name unknown) after playing a Slayer song on his guitar, he then takes the guitar and plays Thunderstruck.
Jazzysound

## Description

A fun she-cat whose voice sounds slick and cool, like her name. She loves listening to birds sing and strictly hates eating birds herself, or anyone else eating birds. She is very agile, and a fast runner.

## Trivia

* Her best friend is Pineflare.
* She once went to the leader to ban the consumption of birds, but failed.
Corona Stage School

The Corona Theatre School was founded in 1957 as a performing arts academy, operating in the region of west London. After the retirement of its owner, Rona Knight, it reopened as Ravenscourt Theatre School in 1989. All the pink windmill children went to this school. Some well-known British celebrities went to this stage school as well.
Francesca Gerrard

Francesca Gerrard was a Pink Windmill kid who made her only appearance in Emu's World, Series 2. Despite having a short run she played a big role in series 2, singing several solos and starring as baby croc in the first episode. Although she wasn't credited for this role she confirmed in a YouTube comment that it was her in the costume. It is unknown why she didn't continue on the show.

Her first solo was in, 'Let's Go Fly a Kite' and her last solo was in, 'Brand New Day.'
Bluestae

## **History**

### **How the (Accent) Came to Be**

The (Accent) phenomenon came from when the previous StarClan cats joked around with the (Accent) in their names, though it had happened a couple weeks prior and they had left due to inactivity. Since then, some of the StarClan cats have picked it up and continued to do so for unknown reasons.

## **Trivia**

* Bluestae started as a typo but soon became Bluestae's name

* Bluestae is canon Bluestar but with a typo
Bumblewing (CAT)

Name: Bumblewing

Gender: Male

Age: 2 years, 5 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 49 minutes, 3 seconds.

Clan/Tribe/Other: ThunderClan

Rank: Warrior

Coat: Yellowish tan tom with black stripes on back, white belly and paws.

Eye color: Bright pale yellow.

Personality: Outgoing, Cheery, Worrysome, Cautious.

Mate: (Open)

Parents: Doveflight (Light grey she-cat with darker grey paws and white belly along with white tail tip. Blue eyes.) Finchpelt (Red, black, and white tom with a scar across his chest. Heterochromia. Yellow and green eyes.)

Siblings: Doespeckle (Dark brown to faded light brown she-cat with white, black, and tan speckles. Blue eyes.), Tulipstem (Reddish, brown, and tan tabby she-cat. Yellow eyes.)

Litters: (None currently, as he does not have a mate or has fostered any litters.)

Other: An OC of mines, Sweetfrost, could possibly be a future kit of Bumblewing's as she has that same tan/light yellowy color (Different versions) and light brown stripes, and has his mother Doveflight's icy blue cyany eyes.

Rules for this animal: If a lucky someone adopts or trades Bumblewing from me, please keep to his character. Creating pages for his family are required.

Thank you and have a good day/night/morning/afternoon.
Emu's World Series 1 Episode 2

Emu's World Series 1 Episode 2 was the second episode of Emu's World Series 1 and featured children from The Betty Pattison Dance School as the Pink Windmill Kids. It aired on 12th January 1982.

## Synopsis

After trying to make some pancakes, Rod and Emu sample Chinese food. Grotbags beams down to the Pink Windmill and ruins a child's baton after mistaking it for a magic wand.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Richard Pitt as Baby Croc

Freddie Stevens as the voice of Croc

### Featured Songs

This Ole House

Alexander's Ragtime Band

Hey, Mr. Music Man

Sing
Bushpaw

## **Trivia**

* Bushpaw has a crush on Owlpaw.
* Bushpaw killed Driftpaw in the Dark Forest under Mapleshade’s command

## **Fan Art**

Art by Silverware of Owlpaw and BushpawArt by Silverware of the aftermath of Driftpaw's death in the Dark Forest sometime in the summer of 2020. Characters interpreted are: Owlpaw, Driftpaw, **Bushpaw**, Mapleshade.
Ash That Turns To Snow

> Created by Tigertabby14
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## Appearance

Ash is short furred and tall. Her fur is white with gray stripes and spots scattered across her coat, which is where she gets her name. She has large ears, green eyes and a long, fluffy tail.

## Story

Ash grew up in the ToRW but always wanted more... She decided to leave her home, much to the dismay of her parents, and explore the world. Ash later met up with the Sisters during her journey. Ash was weak and sick. The Sisters decided to take her in and heal her by performing a ritual. Ash was fascinated with their abilities. After Ash was healed, the Sisters decided to let her stay. They had grown fond of her and were good friends. Ash always wanted to learn the ways of the Sisters but they kept telling her that there was no way that she would ever be able to communicate with spirits or the earth. Ash was very strong willed and refused to give up. She kept watching and performing their rituals and finally, one full moon, she contacted her ancestors by performing an ancient ceremony she had learned by watching the Sisters. From then on, her abilities grew stronger. She soon could summon spirits with a blink of her eye. She even learned to communicate with the earth and sky itself.

## Fan Art

Picrew by Tigertabby14 of **Ash That Turns To Snow**
Hawksoar/storm

RiverClan (Formerly)

Loner (Formerly)

ShadowClan (Formerly)

Loner (Formerly)

ShadowClan Apprentice (Formerly)

ShadowClan Kit (Formerly)

## **Affiliations**

Past: ShadowClan, RiverClan, Loner, ThunderClan

Current: StarClan

Rank: Warrior

## **Names**

ShadowClan Kit: Hawkkit

RiverClan Apprentice: Hawkpaw

RiverClan Warrior: Hawksoar

Loner: Hawksoar, Hawk

ThunderClan Warrior: Hawkstorm

StarClan Resident: Hawkstorm

## **Kin**

Father: Rowanclaw (Deceased)

Mother: Sparrowsong (Deceased)

Brother: Clouddust (Deceased)

Sister: Deerflower

## **Education**

Mentor: Aspenleaf

Apprentices: Twigpaw (Formerly)

## **Appearance**

Hawkstorm is a large, dark brown mackerel tabby tom with a white chin and chest. He also has a distinct scar across his neck and torn ears.

> If you so much as put a claw on Blackpaw you’ll have two cats leaving this clan. I’m sure ShadowClan would like a new warrior.
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## **Personality**

Hawkstorm is usually very shy, timid, and anxious, but kind and can be very open and content with those he loves and trusts. He suffers from mild PTSD, and in extremely stressful situations he can give into a blood-lust and will usually not snap out of it until either another cat steps in or he kills someone. He hates this side of himself and tries to stay out of battle as much as possible.

## **Trivia**

* Hawkstorm's blood-lust is partly inspired by “The Beast” from M. Night Shyamlans *Split.*
* Even though he confessed his feelings for Blackpaw, Hawkstorm still can’t forget about his love for Rose.
* He wonders a lot what it would have been like if he had stayed in ShadowClan.
* He was one of my first ever OCs (from a different site)
> I’m not weak! I’m not weak! - Hawkkit attacking Skykit (Sky)
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## **Fan Art**

Art by SilverwareArt by Silverware of **Hawksoar**.Art by Silverware of **Hawkstorm** killing Adder at the gathering on April 27, 2021.
Cloud That Drifts Across Sky

## **Appearance**

Cloud That Drifts Across Sky is a rather majestic white furred tom with a fluffy tail and piercing yellow eyes.

## **Personality**

He is a strong-willed, friendly guard to-be who would probably never fit under the 'shy' category. Cloud is open-minded and sweet, usually only seeing the best in everyone and everything.

## **Names**

Kit: Cloud That Drifts Across Sky

To-Be: Cloud That Drifts Across Sky

## **Education**

Mentor: Unnamed Guard

To-Be: N/A

## Trivia

* Cloud That Drifts Across Sky's best friend is Wind That Stirs Fallen Leaves.
Glow Of Rising Sun

Mate: None

Sisters: Dove - pale orange with pale-blue eyes.

Brothers: Ash - smoky grey with pale-blue/green eyes

Daughters: None

Sons: None

## **Appearance**

Glow Of Rising Sun is a very small, white, orange, and black tortoiseshell she-cat, with a half-face and pale-blue eyes.

## **Personality**

Though very small, Glow has a big personality. She is bold and brave and mostly gets what she wants. She can even be a bit manipulative at times.

## **Affiliations**

Current: Tribe Of Wild River That Runs

Rank: Kit

Past: Loner/Unknown

## **Names**

Kit: Turtle (past) P.S Glow doesn't know this was her name, nor does she know the name of her parents.

Kit: Glow Of Rising Sun (present)

## **Kin**

Mother: Sorrel (Loner) (Deceased) - tortoiseshell with pale-blue eyes

Father: Dagger (Loner) (Deceased) - grey and black, half-face with green eyes

Mate: None

Sisters: Dove - pale orange with pale-blue eyes.

Brothers: Ash - smoky grey with pale-blue/green eyes

Daughters: None

Sons: None

## **Education**

Mentor: None

Apprentices: None

## **Story**

When Glow was very little she lost her parents and siblings. Whether they died is unknown. She was soon found by Rain That Falls In Storm, who had lost her tribe in a fire and was traveling around. Together, they ended up in WindClan where they were meet with some hostility. Not long after they were granted clearance to stay in Windclan for a while, did Talonclaw, Mossystar's mate who was recovering from wounds, get a vision saying that the tribe needed help. Mossystar sent a patrol out to find the tribe and Glow snuck after them. Eventually, the patrol did find the tribe, and Rain and Glow decided to stay with them.
Blaze

### Relatives

Mate(s): Poppypetal (Formerly), Squirrel That Hides In Oak Tree (Formerly)Sons: None

Daughters: Vixenflash, Spark Of Young Flame, & Fire That Burns The Forest

### Affiliation

ShadowClan (Formerly)Tribe (Of Wild River That Runs) (Formerly)

## Appearances

### Appears in

ShadowClanTribe (Of Wild River That Runs)

> *"You're Squirrel's kit? Well... I'm your father."* **-Blaze to Spark Of Young Flame & Fire That Burns The Forest**
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## **Appearance**

Blaze is an orange, long-furred loner with orange eyes.

## **Personality**

Blaze is an influential loner who can be manipulative and convincing at times. He has a habit of moving on really quickly, and already left behind two mates while they were expecting kits.

## **Names**

Kit: Blaze

Loner: Blaze

## **Kin**

Father: Unnamed Tom

Mother: Unnamed She-Cat

Sisters: Unknown

Brothers: Unknown

Mate(s): Poppypetal (Formerly) & Squirrel That Hides In Oak Tree (Formerly)

Poppypetal's Kit: Vixenflash

Squirrel That Hides In Oak Tree's Kits: Spark Of Young Flame & Fire That Burns The Forest

## **Quotes**

* *"I'm just here to see Squirrel."* **-Blaze to Spark Of Young Flame & Fire That Burns The Forest**

## Trivia

* Blaze's original name was Flare.
* Blaze was originally played by someone else on another site.
* Half-way through the plot, Blaze's creator thought of making Blaze similar to Sol.
Clearwater

Workaholic (By Rose)

Rogue Kit (Formerly)

Wolfpaw

Owlpaw

Birchpaw

> *"I have deathberries with your name on them."* **-Clearwater to Rose.**
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## **Appearance**

A light gray tom with dark gray stripes, a white chest and paws, and faint blue eyes.

## **Names**

Rogue Kit: Clear

SkyClan Medicine Apprentice: Clearpaw

SkyClan Medicine Cat: Clearwater

## **Education**

Mentor: Cloverfoot

Apprentices: None

## **Medicine-Cat Position**

Preceded by: Cloverfoot

Succeeded by: None

## **Story**

Clearwater was born to a rouge named Jay. His father was a rouge named Dark. Jay didn't want kits, and was very unhappy when Clearwater was born. She named him Clear because his eyes were almost like the moonpool. She hated Clear and often gave him small scratches and sometimes no milk to show him he was unwanted. Eventually Jay and Dark had enough. Dark nearly killed Clear and threw him into the gorge. Clear was discovered by a SkyClan warrior and brought back to camp where he was mentored by Cloverfoot, and eventually became Clearwater. He became an amazing medicine cat, but he was never really respected by his clanmates. When a loner named Rose wandered into camp, Clearwater found himself falling in love with her, despite being constantly annoyed. He knew she never felt the same, but he couldn't control his emotions. He treated her broken leg and spent some time talking with her, he even came close to telling her how he felt while they were in the gorge, watching the sunset. Until Cloverfoot interrupted them. He was heartbroken when she left, but he knew it was for the better. A rouge named Adderfang entered the camp and Clearwater knew he was trouble. He tried to convince Petalstar but failed. Adderfang's true ambition was always to destroy the clans. Clearwater still dreams of Rose, but continues to be a skilled medicine cat. He will continue to try and convince Petalstar to get rid of the rouge, but for now he will remain with his smooth rock. (Kinda like Jayfeather and his stick UwU)

## **Personality**

Clearwater is snappy, quiet and reserved. He is often miserable and unhappy. Only on rare occasions he is in a good mood, mostly when he's around Rose. He is amazing at healing but very sloppy at hunting and fighting. He has a smooth rock that he likes to rub his paws on, and if he is disturbed he will snap.
Lavenderpelt

> "I will become an elder if that is what you think is best. It has been an honor watching you grow and become a leader. I respect your suggestions." - Lavenderpelt to Mossystar
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## **Appearance**

Lavenderpelt is a cream colored she-cat with brown and white splotches and turquoise eyes.

## **Names**

Kit: Lavenderkit

Apprentice: Lavenderpaw

Warrior: Lavenderpelt

Senior Warrior: Lavenderpelt

Elder: Lavenderpelt

## **Education**

Mentor: Unknown

Apprentices: Cherrynose (Formerly)

## **Personality**

Lavenderpelt is a quiet, soft-spoken cat who loves helping others but mostly stays to herself.
Flutterpaw

## General Information

Residences: ThunderClan, Wandering Spirits

Rank: Apprentice, Spirit

Mentor: Runningleap (Formerly)

Sexuality: Bisexual

## Names

Kit: Flutterkit

ThunderClan Apprentice: Flutterpaw

Wandering Spirit: Flutterpaw

## Family

Father: Unnamed Brown Tom

Mother: Gracewhisper

Brothers: Twigpaw & Watcher

Sisters: Shadepaw & Hazelpaw

## Biological Information

Age: 13 Moons

Place of birth: ThunderClan Nursery

## Personality

Flutterpaw is always obliviously happy with her little world. She forgives and forgets easily, and loves all her siblings equally, like any sister would.

## Quotes

* "Silly goose." **-Flutterpaw to Watcher.**

## Trivia

* Flutterpaw only sees the good in all cats.
* She refuses to believe that any cat can purposefully be 'evil'.
* Flutterpaw's name was originally Whisperkit, and was changed out of RP because there was already a queen in ThunderClan named Whisperheart.
2019 Camping Incident

The 2019 Camping Incident is a time in which the members of McCancer Slaps where summoned to the Cairngorms. They travelled far and wide to reach this location.

**Main Events**

The journey took several hours to reach the place by automobile, they then walked for several days to reach the hiding location of Myles during the dark ages.

They camped there for all but one night, as they needed only one day and one night.

They planted a peanut tree, roasted peanuts from a packet were poured into the ground, from whence a magnificent tree had grown. The empty Pot Noodles that had been placed on top of the one man tent. The Poop-Sponge is such a traumatic event that none of the members may ever speak of it.

Myles went for a walk at 7 in the afternoon, on his own, leaving Alex in the tent. Myles soon became the dreaded Red-Dot Man after the Pot Noodles lured the mosquitos to them.

**Equipment/Perpetrators**

* Alex Laird
* Myles Dixon
* Alistair (Partially)
* The Poop-Sponge
* A one-man tent
* The Nintendo Switch
* A bag of roasted peanuts
* 4 Pot Noodles
* A gas stove

**Aftermath**

An evil curse was placed upon the Cairngorms, and all who dare enter it are cursed for eternity.
The Grease Pole Song

Listen to The Grease Pole at: https://soundcloud.com/mccancer-slaps/the-grease-pole

The Grease Pole is the 6th song released by McCancer Slaps. The Grease Pole is a major hit in Ukraine, according to McCancer Slaps, about 90% of their listens are from Ukraine. It is the most popular song by McCancer Slaps, more than their debut song, Painter Man.

**Description**

The Grease Pole was designed to be a song used in Mosh-Pits, designed to be as heavy and hard hitting as possible. Named after The Grease Pole location and made shortly after the founding of The Grease Pole as a sort of theme song. They had plans to make this play at all times near The Grease Pole, but that was deemed unfeasible. At the moment, The Grease Pole is the only song to have an official music video on the McCancer Slaps YouTube Channel.
Emu's World Series 4 Episode 1

### Featured Song(s)

The Beautiful Briny (from the film "Bedknobs and Broomsticks")/Yellow Submarine (originally by The Beatles)
Happy Birthday to You
All You Need Is the Music (originally by Neil Sedaka)/Dance Yourself Dizzy (originally by Liquid Gold)

### Previous Episode

Emu's World Series 3 Episode 6

Emu's World Series 4 Episode 1 was the first episode of Emu's World Series 4. It aired on 7 September 1983.

## Synopsis

Grotbags makes herself a magic potion that gives her the combined strength of Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Batman, Tarzan and the Incredible Hulk all rolled into one. Rod brings home a goldfish whom he calls Moby.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc

### Featured Songs

The Beautiful Briny/Yellow Submarine

Happy Birthday to You

All You Need Is the Music/Dance Yourself Dizzy

### Edited into

The musical number "Beautiful Briny/Yellow Submarine" was shown again as "Emu's Choice" in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1 Episode 1.
Hummingbird

## Appearance

Sleek, long-limbed, aerodynamic, Hummingbird is built for speed and stealth. Due to her wiry physique, the warrioress often looks as though she doesn't get enough to eat... but that's entirely due to her ridiculous metabolism, which helps her burn through the venoms and poisons she regularly exposes herself to in order to build a tolerance. She's an orange classic tabby with a white underbelly and a partially missing ear. Her almond-shaped eyes are a lime green. A prominent scar digs into her left flank, where a viper struck her as an kit.

## Personality

Some might call Hummingbird "fearless," but in reality, she is simply very good at weighing risks and knowing when to step in. Her mind is calculating and cunning, constantly assessing the benefits and drawbacks of any situation she's stepped into; unfortunately, despite being an incredibly adaptable cat, Hummingbird utterly fails at social interactions. Toss her into a regular conversation, and she becomes an awkward mess, seeking to excuse herself as quickly as possible... and yet, Hummingbird wishes she had someone she could truly call a friend, who'd have her back, who'd trust her in spite of her dangerous hobbies.

## Names

Kit: Hummingkit

Apprentice: Hummingpaw

Warrior: Hummingbird

## Biological Information

Age: 19 Moons

Sexuality: Straight

## Affiliations

Clan: RiverClan (Formerly) & WindClan

Role: Warrior

## Education

Mentor: Unnamed Warrior

Apprentice: None

## Background Information

Hummingbird was born in RiverClan, but this she does not know, always assuming that she'd been a WindClanner. As a kit, she once snuck out of camp and reached snakerocks, where she got bitten by a viper. She doesn't remember it very clearly due to being young, and always assumes that she'd been a WindClan kit at the time and was bitten in the nursery.

Hummingbird is adept at mithridatism, the art of consuming poisons to develop a tolerance. She started this "hobby" out of fear that her life would be endangered by toxins ever again... and then she could not stop, seeking out more and more potentially deadly compounds to challenge herself. Now Hummingbird consumes bizarre things and plays with wasp nests to amuse herself and terrify her rare audience, craving the exciting buzz that comes with survival.
Carol Lee Scott

Carol Lee Scott was an English actor and singer best known for her role as Grotbags on Emu's Shows as well as the spin off show, *Grotbags* which ran for 3 series from 1991 to 1993.

She died in July 2017 of cancer at the age of 74. She was the fourth main cast member to die after Carl Wayne, Rod Hull and Freddie Stevens.
Aspenstep

WindClan Queen (Formerly)

## **Appearance**

Aspenstep is a cream-coloured she-cat with yellow eyes.

## **Personality**

Aspenstep is a kind and caring she-cat who strives to do her best, though she can get caught up in her worries and doubts whether if she's doing a good job or not.

## **Names**

WindClan Warrior: Aspenstep

WindClan Queen: Aspenstep

AdderClan Prisoner: Aspenstep

## **History**

### **Backstory**

Her mother and father had passed away just before they could see her earn her warrior name. Troubled, Aspenstep took a stroll through the moor. It was then that she met a loner at the edge of WindClan's borders. He consoled her, and it was not long before she was sneaking out every night to meet him. The two became good friends and eventually mates. Aspenstep would give him short tours around the edge of WindClan, and in return, she would want him to show her beyond the territory. One day while exploring close to two-leg territory, she strayed too close to the thunder-path out of curiosity. As a monster neared her, she froze. The tom pushed her out of the way but was fatally wounded in the process. Knowing she would feel some guilt, he asked her to promise not to dwell on the past and to stay happy. Despite how much she wanted to, she knew she couldn't save the tom. "I'll see you in StarClan, then?" Aspenstep tried to smile for him as tears streamed down her face. The tom looked up at her, a weak, sad smile telling her everything she needed to know. "I'm sorry.. I don't believe in StarClan."

Shortly after, Aspenstep realized she was bearing his kit. She wished she could've told him but reminded herself to look towards the future. Though knowing nothing about motherhood, she made a third promise: to try her best to raise the kit.

### **AdderClan Prisoner**

Aspenstep is about to follow WindClan as they retreat but turns back when she realizes that Wolfshadow is unconscious and Brackenclaw and Crowpaw are still at AdderClan camp. She runs back to help them retreat but, AdderClan captures them and shelters them in an empty den temporarily. Brackenclaw worries that WindClan may not get to them in time, and so the two devise a plan to distract AdderClan before catching up with Wolfshadow and Crowpaw. The plan semi-fails and, Panther demands them to join AdderClan or to die. Brackenclaw sacrifices himself and takes on Panther, giving the others time to escape.

### **Brackenclaw's Ghost**

Before Brackenclaw goes to StarClan, he speaks to Aspenstep in hopes of raising her spirits.

> *"But isn't it unfair? That you don't get to talk to your loved ones again while I can. [...] I can't help but wonder; if I had turned back to help you, would it have made a difference?"* -Aspenstep to Brackenclaw's ghost
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## **Trivia**

* Aspenstep started to show a small amount of attraction to Brackenclaw but didn't know if he felt the same and never realized it fully.

## **Fan Art**

Art by Silverware of **Aspenstep**.Art by Silverware of Aspenstep and her son Swirlpaw
Darkkit

## **Appearance**

Darkkit is a dark-furred tom with darker eyebrows, ear tufts, a white muzzle, and a fluffy pelt. He inherited his father's lime green eyes.

## Personality

Darkkit is a rather outgoing and arrogantly proud tom, seeing himself above others.

## **Names**

Kit: Darkkit

StarClan Resident: Darkkit

## Trivia

* Due to dying at an early age, Darkkit despises when other cats in StarClan younger than he treat him like a kit.
Dustpaw

Owlkit (Brother)

Birchkit (Brother)

## **Appearance**

Dustkit, also called Dusty/Dust, is solidly built, well designed for strength and agility. He has striped grey fur and bright yellow eyes.

## **Personality**

Dustkit likes to act tough, serious, and harsh. Naturally, as most first-born's are, he is bold, daring, and adventurous.

## **Affiliations**

Current: WindClan

Past: Loners/Rogues

Rank: Kit (Current)

## **Names**

Loner: Dust/Dusty

WindClan Kit: Dustkit

## **Trivia**

* Dustkit was named after an old OC played by NightCloud.
Fire That Burns The Forest

Spark Of Young Flame (Sister)

Vixenflash (Half-Sister)

Kit (Formerly)

## **Appearance**

Fire That Burns The Forest is a feisty young she-cat with a dusty red pelt. She has bright green eyes and currently only has one small scar on her pelt from an incident she doesn't remember.

## **Personality**

Fire That Burns The Forest is an energetic Hunter/Guard who can also be stubborn at times. She's fond of her elder sister, Spark Of Young Flame, but finds it hard to understand and interpret other's feelings.

## **Names**

Kit: Fire That Burns The Forest

To-Be: Fire That Burns The Forest

Hunter/Guard: Fire That Burns The Forest

## **Education**

Mentor: Unnamed Hunter/Guard † (Formerly)

To-Be: None (Current)
Kitten

Current: Drifting Leaves

Apprentice: N/A

Father: Fido (deceased)

Siblings: Unnamed kittypets

Drifting Leaves Leaf: Kitten

Drifting Leaves Branch: Kitten

### Apprearence

Kitten is a small gray she-cat with a reddish-brown spot on her nose and yellow eyes.

### Personality

Due to her size, Kitten is very bold and agressive. She does not take jokes lightly, and can be easily offended. She is protective of the cats she does like, and is a lot calmer around them.
Lightpelt

Second-Litter Siblings

* Emberpelt (Brother)
* Orangeclaw (Sister)
* Cherryflame (Sister)

Third-Litter Siblings

* Scarpelt (Brother)

Fourth-Litter Siblings

* Spiritpaw † (Brother)
* Hoppaw † (Brother)
* Smallpaw (Sister)

Fifth-Litter Siblings

* Cheerykit (Brother)
* Timekit
* Apricotkit

## **Names**

Kit: Lightkit

Apprentice: Lightpaw

Warrior: Lightpelt

## **Education**

Mentor: Unnamed Cat

Apprentice: N/A

## Trivia

* Lightpelt is lesbian, but wanted kits so she got with Smokewhisper. He understands that.
Emberpelt

## Family

### Parents

* Gorseleap (Father)
* Hentreat (Mother)

### Siblings

First-Litter Siblings* Clawheart (Brother)
* Darkface (Brother)
* Lightpelt (Sister)
* Gingerpelt (Brother)
* Firebird (Twin Sister)

Second-Litter Siblings (**Emberpelt**'s Litter)

* Orangeclaw (Sister)
* Cherryflame (Sister)

Third-Litter Siblings

* Scarpelt (Brother)

Fourth-Litter Siblings

* Spiritpaw (Brother)
* Hoppaw (Brother)
* Smallpaw (Sister)
Appleflight

Sisters: Wrenfeather

## **Affiliations**

Current: Windclan

Rank: Senior Warrior

## **Names**

Kit: Applekit

Apprentice: Applepaw

Warrior: Appleflight

Senior Warrior: Appleflight

## **Kin**

Mother: Doespring

Father: Unnamed Tom (Kittypet)

Sisters: Wrenfeather

## **Education**

Mentor: Mossystar (Formerly), Leafwhisker (Formerly)

Apprentices: None

## **Story**

When Appleflight was a kit, she and her sister caught a disease that was going around at the time. Eventually they got better and were able to become apprentices together. While Appleflight was sick in the medicine den, she was able to learn a little bit about herbs. When she and Wrenfeather were kits, they were extremely close, but over time they have grown apart.

###### Credits

Art by Graypillow on Deviantart - image link
Arrow

> "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." -Arrow To Minnowstream
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## Arrow

### Relatives

Unnamed FatherUnnamed Mother

Unnamed Siblings

Minnowstream (Adopted Sister)

## **Appearance**

Arrow is a muscular, broad shouldered Norwegian Forest Cat. His pelt is a dull grey, with black stripes. Arrow has a bushy tail and bright yellow eyes.

## **Names**

Kit: Arrow

Loner: Arrow

## **Education**

Mentor: Himself

Apprentices: None

## **Backstory**

Arrow was born a loner, and, at the age of 6 moons, decided that he no longer wanted to live with his family. During one of his travels, he spotted an unconscious she-cat and took her to his temporary den, hunting and feeding her while she lay without stirring. He guessed that she had gone through something serious and let her be, never asking any nosy questions. After a while she began to trust him and told him her story, labeling herself as Minnowstream. He listened in silence and said nothing, neither advising nor criticizing her or her actions. They lived together for a while, and he nicknamed her Min, whereas she called him Row. Their relationship became that of a brother and sister, always looking out for one another.

## **Personality**

Arrow is a somewhat serious cat, but you may find him smiling and teasing when he is around his adopted sister, Minnowstream.
Goldenspirit

> "Mossystar can go rot in StarClan." -Goldenpaw to Jadeberry.
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## **Appearance**

Goldenspirit is a golden furred she-cat with usually dull or clouded yellow eyes.

## **Names**

Kit: Goldenkit

Apprentice: Goldenpaw

Mediator: Goldenpaw, Goldenspirit

Loners/Rogues: Goldenspirit

## **Education**

Mentor: Mossystar (Formerly)

Apprentice: None

## **Personality**

Goldenspirit is a fierce, snappy apprentice who is the complete opposite of cheerful. She hates being talked to, sympathized for, or just any interaction in general. This personality developed after her mother's disappearance. Before, Goldenspirit used to be friendly and outgoing, usually curious and open-minded. Alone, on the other hand, she can be somewhat tolerable, and calmer.

## **Quotes**

* *"Don't act like you care, I don't need your sympathy."* **-Goldenpaw to Mossystar**
* *"That's what you get for poking your muzzle in places you aren't supposed to be."* **-Goldenpaw to Whiteflame.**
* *"You can go eat crow-food for all I care!"* **-Goldenpaw to Jadeberry.**
* *"Given up on me already, huh? Fine! I'll be a kit for the rest of my life!"* **-Goldenpaw to Mossystar before becoming WindClan's Mediator.**
* *"Fine! I'll be that. See if I care!"* **-Goldenpaw to Mossystar after becoming WindClan's Mediator.**
* *'If they thought of her as useless and pathetic, then why try to be anything else? And if they thought of her of lazy, she would show them what a real lazy cat looked like.'* **-Goldenpaw to herself.**
* *"It wasn't my fault."* **-Goldenpaw to Mossystar after her fight with Lilypaw.**
* *"I didn't ask you to die for me!"* **-Goldenspirit to Lynxheart after thinking he was dead.**
* *"You know, some cats find it creepy to be stared at when they're sleeping."* **-Goldenspirit to Lynxheart**

## **Trivia**

* Goldenspirit seems to say the words 'I care' a lot.
Darkface

## Darkface

### Aliases

* Lovable Brute (By Cherryflame)
* Badger-Face (By Smallpaw)
* Dark-One (By Quillface)

## Family

### Parents

* Gorseleap (Father)
* Hentreat (Mother)

### Siblings

First-Litter Siblings (**Darkface**'s Litter)* Clawheart (Brother)
* Lightpelt (Sister)
* Gingerpelt (Brother)
* Firebird (Sister)

Second-Litter Siblings

* Emberpelt (Brother)
* Orangeclaw (Sister)
* Cherryflame (Sister)

Third-Litter Siblings

* Scarpelt (Brother)

Fourth-Litter Siblings

* Spiritpaw † (Brother)
* Hoppaw † (Brother)
* Smallpaw (Sister)

Fifth-Litter Siblings

* Cheerykit (Brother)
* Timekit
* Apricotkit

## **Names**

Kit: Darkkit

Apprentice: Darkpaw

Warrior: Darkface

## **Education**

Mentor: Unnamed Cat

Apprentice: N/A
Grovepaw

Grovepaw is a tortoiseshell-and-white tom with heterochromic eyes. His left eye is blue and his right is green.

### Basic Info List

* Affiliations
	+ Current: ThunderClan
	+ Past: None (loner)
* Names
	+ Loner: Grove
	+ Apprentice: Grovepaw
	+ Warrior: Grovewatcher
* Kin
	+ Mother: Fawnpelt †
	+ Father: Highjump
	+ Sister: Butterfly
	+ Brothers: Ruffle, Jingo
* Education
	+ Mentor: Blackheart (Scratch's Bestie Mango)
Lizard

## Backstory

When Lizard was born, the leader of the Drifting Leaves at the time gave her the "*Gift of obedience*", not realizing how horrible it was. So if someone tells her to do something, she *has* to do it, no argument.

## Trivia

* Lizard was unable to hate Basalt, because he explicitly said **Please don't hate me**. But later that order became void when Rain took control of her curse.
* Lizard is currently under Rain's control.
* Lizard is unable to take a mate or lover because of Rain's orders.
Daniel Mladenov

### Relatives

Daisy Mladenov (Mother), Milhouse Van Houten (Twin Brother), Walter The Muppet (Father)

## Appearances

### Debut

2017

**History**

Daniel Mladenov is a youtuber/femboy Icon who was planned to make an appearance on the McCancer Cast although plans fell through after the Cat Food Disaster of 2019. Regrettably, Daniel was born and this caused the day of reckoning as mass disasters of biblical proportion occurred such as the ocean beginning to boil and fire raining down from the sky as the pits of hell opened within Daisy's womb.

**Relationships**

Daniel is hopelessly in love with Sid the sloth although Sid has filed multiple restraining orders against Daniel, but he fails to recognise these and has served multiple jail sentences and is currently under House Arrest indefinitely in the Beel Flat

In his sick twisted mind, he has been married to Sid for 4 years. He suffers from extreme schizophrenia and hallucinations, leading him to believe his is married to Sid.

Daniel is also a friend of Myles And Alex and has gamed with them on several occasions.

**Facts**

* Suffers from yellow fever which causes his skin colour
* Is known to throat the glizzy on occasion
* Claims to be able to play Bass although there is no proof of this
* Is racist
Clouddust

Apprentice (Formerly)

Kit (Formerly)

> *"I know how much you want me with you, but ShadowClan has always been my home. You understand."* **-Clouddust to Hawksoar**
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## **Appearance**

Clouddust is a dusty brown tom with white patches and bright sky-blue eyes.

## **Names**

ShadowClan Kit: Cloudkit

ShadowClan Apprentice: Cloudpaw

ShadowClan Warrior: Clouddust

StarClan Resident: Clouddust

> *"Who're you calling a kit- Hawkkit? You're alive?"* **-Clouddust at a Full-Moon Gathering**
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## **Story**

As a kit, Sparrowsong, Cloudkit's mother, brought him, Hawkkit, and Deerkit to RiverClan to meet Rowanclaw. (I think, correct me if I'm wrong) However, she drowned crossing the river. This ended in Hawkkit going to RiverClan and Deerkit and Cloudkit going back to ShadowClan. Fast forward a large amount of time, Hawksoar is at the Gathering looking for his siblings. He finds them and they talk for a bit, but after the gathering, neither group join each other's clans. In ShadowClan, after the gathering, Clouddust confronts Deerflower about asking Hawksoar to join ShadowClan, but Hawksoar slips into ShadowClan camp unnoticed to ask the opposite -- that they come to RiverClan. After Scarstar is made leader, Clouddust goes on patrol with Vixenflash, where they find a patrol of Tigerstrike's and Bluetail's dead body (Dead bodies killed by Tigerstrike and Bluetail?). Hawksoar is there and accused of murder, but Clouddust stands up for him, only to get murdered by Tigerstrike.

> "I'd die for you, little brother." - Clouddust to Hawksoar
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Worming

Worming is a term that is used when the Cult of The Pole members, among others play Worms Rumble. There are multiple notable events, this page is a general summary of all of them.

**The Thirsting**

The Thirsting is a devastating event upon which one Nia Brown could not play worms as they use Mac. This was the best chance both Alex and Myles had at talking to a girl, but alas, she wouldn't even join the voice call. They both lusted so much, they had fallen to likes of Durward. A mere selfie was enough for a good time.
Arial

## Personality

Arial is a rather snappy she-cat full of rude insults and can very quickly change or seduce her captors or anyone else to do her bidding. Arial is also very dark and has a hard time changing her mind once it's set.

## Appearance

Arial is a short furred she-cat with a peachy/coral colored tabby cat stripes everywhere and black stripes on her tail, legs and on her cheeks and has bright and bold amber eyes. Arial has a rather slim, athletic body who can fit into most places and jump and climb anything with easy thanks to her very harsh training with her father.

## Names

Kit: Arial

Apprentice aged: Arial

Warrior: Arial

## Biological info

Age: 18 moons

Sexuality: Straight/Asexual

## Education

Unnamed father: Formerly

Herself: Currently

## Backstory

(Once I think up one for her ill post it lol.)
Ash

## Personality

Ash is a reckless type of girl who loves to get into fights, loves animals, and has anger issues. She also enjoys going on long walks on the street, out of town, or anywhere. She is very dangerous.

## Body/face description

Eyes: Grey/white eyes

She has sharp teeth, she oes and has bitten someone in a fight.

She wears a choker to cover up her scar on her neck.

## Extra Description

Age: 17

Pets: Shape, Key, & Koanyx

Pronouns: She/Her

Partner: none

## Trivia

* Her parents hate her and kick her out a lot.
* She "owns" the streets.
* Ash has murdered at least five people without being caught.
* The wound on her neck is an old scar from one of her victims.
* Her first victim was her First Girlfriend(bisexual)
Hollowheart

## **Appearance**

Hollowheart is a gray she-cat with indistinct darker stripes on her pelt. Her ears tufts and the fur under her neck is a light gray-ish white.

## **Personality**

Hollowheart is an oddly attentive cat, letting nothing go unnoted.

## **Affiliations**

Current: ShadowClan

Rank: Warrior

## **Names**

Kit: Hollowkit

Apprentice: Hollowpaw

Warrior: Hollowheart

## **Education**

Mentor: Unnamed ShadowClan Warrior (Formerly), Unnamed Dark Forest Warrior (Formerly)

Apprentices: Unnamed Apprentice
Lynxlight

> *"It's funny that you think I'm lonely."* **-Lynxpaw to Smokepaw**
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## **Appearance**

Lynxlight is a broad shouldered Norwegian Forest Cat. Her pelt is a dull grayish brown with black streaks. She has a bushy tail and blank grey eyes.

## **Names**

Kit: Lynxkit

Apprentice: Lynxpaw

Warrior: Lynxlight

## **Education**

Mentor: Scorchsnow (Formerly)

Apprentice: None

## **Personality**

Lynxlight is usually a quiet and serious apprentice. She barely talks, but has a fierce temper. Lynxlight can be friendly once you get to know her, but usually refrains from talking to anyone.

## **Quotes**

* *"It's funny that you think I'm lonely."* **-Lynxpaw to Smokepaw.**
* *"Why are you on ThunderClan territory!"* **-Lynxpaw to Shadowpaw.**
* *"Are you insane?!"* **-Lynxpaw to Shredpaw.**
* *"I am not a mouse!"* **-Lynxpaw to Sparrow.**

## Trivia

* Lynxlight's suffix is Lynx because of the shape of her ears.
Aidpaw

Kit (Formerly)

## **Names**

Kit: Aidkit

Apprentice: Aidpaw

Missing/Deceased: Aidpaw

## **History**

### **Missing/Deceased (After Inactivity)**

Aidpaw, along with many others, went missing after traps have been set Twolegs throughout Clan territory. It's not known what happened to him as he is not in StarClan. He may possibly be a Kittypet now.

## **Fan Art**

Art by Silverware of their interpretation of **Aidpaw**.