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Folding Boat

This object appears as a wooden box that measures 12 inches long, 6 inches wide, and 6 inches deep. It weighs 4 pounds and floats. It can be opened to store items inside. This item also has three Command words, each requiring you to use an action to speak it.

One Command Word causes the box to unfold into a boat 10 feet long, 4 feet wide, and 2 feet deep. The boat has one pair of oars, an anchor, a mast, and a lateen sail. The boat can hold up to four Medium creatures comfortably.

The second Command Word causes the box to unfold into a ship 24 feet long, 8 feet wide; and 6 feet deep. The ship has a deck, rowing seats, five sets of oars, a steering oar, an anchor, a deck cabin, and a mast with a square sail. The ship can hold fifteen Medium creatures comfortably.

When the box becomes a vessel, its weight becomes that of a normal vessel its size, and anything that was stored in the box remains in the boat.

The third Command Word causes the folding boat to fold back into a box, provided that no creatures are aboard. Any Objects in the vessel that can't fit inside the box remain outside the box as it folds. Any Objects in the vessel that can fit inside the box do so.
Tom Eats Jerry

My son and I love Tom and Jerry to death, so for his birthday I decided to buy him a DVD of that show online. I wouldn't tell him, because I wanted it to be a surprise. So I went on eBay and searched for a DVD.

Sure enough, I found a very interesting one that said it had a crossover short with Looney Tunes. Even better, it was available for free. I said "Hell yes!", me and my son love Looney Tunes too. So I ordered it.

A delivery boy came by just an hour later. I thought "That was fast" and got the box, opening it to find the DVD I had ordered. I wanted to watch it first, because it seemed so interesting! I put the DVD in my computer and it started normally: the WBHE logo, the trailers, you name it.

I saw the menu, which consisted of the Play option, the episode selection menu, settings, and a section just for the crossover. Thinking "If it's listed independently, it must be good!" I selected that. Man, I wish I could go back in time and take it back.

The episode starts off as normally, with the MGM logo and typical theme. Then the title of the episode comes up: "Tom Eats Jerry". I found that title a bit odd, but whatever. The episode starts with Jerry eating lunch in his hole. Tom then got his paw in, trying to grab the mouse, and when he did he was punched in the nose. Tom dropped Jerry, started chasing him, and growled, but it was a realistic sound effect of a lion's roar and it was very loud and felt like ear rape.

Tom then said something, but it was muffled, so I had no idea what he was saying. He then grabbed a knife and cut Jerry to small pieces until he died, to my horror. It then showed Tweety flying inside the house and saying "I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat". Tom just glared at him and said "Shut the fuck up, you're going to be my dinner like Jerry". I was horrified that Tom swore. Tom then twisted Tweety's head, snapping his neck, and pulled it off, saying "That's what you get Mr. Birdface".

Then, Tom was walking into Bugs Bunny's hole with a lighter in his hand. He saw Bugs Bunny sleeping and whispered "Let's finish this". Bugs Bunny opened one of his eyes and said "Eh, what's up, Tom?" Tom just lit Bugs Bunny on fire and he woke up in panic and he saw Tom and said "Why the hell are you doing this?!" Bugs Bunny burned to death while trying to jump into a lake. Then Tom dragged the corpses of Jerry, Bugs and Tweety to the dinner table. He brought some gravy and potatoes to the dinner table and said "Finally, here's my special stew recipe". He then cut off their heads, cut their bodies to pieces and put them on a pot with the gravy and potatoes.

I was shocked with what I saw and went over to search info about this. It said the animator was in prison for life. I then went to the supermarket and bought another DVD, leaving the violent one in a corner so my son couldn't watch it.
Wand of Magic Missiles

This wand has 7 Charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its Charges to cast the Magic Missile spell from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 1st-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend.

The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended Charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll a d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.
Thomas And Friends:”The Question

Hi! I’ve gotta tell you something. Remember the PBS Kids show,Thomas And Friends? 1 of THE best shows made by Britt Aftcroft. The show features a Tank Engine named Thomas who has 7 friends named James,Percy,Gorden,Emily,Henry,Edward and Toby. As you don’t know I’m a father of 2. I have a beautiful daughter named Carley and a cute son named Joe. It was Carley‘s birthday and things were getting busy. We bought a box of pirated Thomas episodes of Of E-Bay. Carley was 2 and Joe wasn’t born. Carley was 5 when Joe was born. Carley put put the DVD into the family PS4 and let it play. She was laughing wile the theme song played but wile I was making breakfast about 3 hours later she stopped laughing. The DVD was not even making a sound. I could tell they put very f@cked up stuff in there because she was crying. I watched it myself. It started with the main menu button but there was only one episode intiled “The Question”. All that was written on the disc was SORRY." Then then the theme played but the sound was REALLY bad. Then it showed Thomas in his shed. But the Lou sisters were there.Lana had a knife Lola had a litter and Lisa and Lucy were body builders. Then They said yay woo hary then Lincoln when to the hospital and that was it. P.S I send it back..
Goanimate - You Get Grounded

## Story

I was watching Goanimate till I saw a commercial saying NEW GOANIMATE EPISODE COMING!!!! I went to the GoAnimate channel. I was excited.

There were commercials before I got to see it. It finally was ready. The intro was all loud. I was so scared. The title card showed up. It was named You Get Grounded I watched the episode. It Began with Eric at his house staring at me. doing nothing..... he then Left. I was scared. it then went to Diesel's house. Eric said to Diesel "Diesel, I will make the viewer get grounded! Eric decided to make a NEW Goanimate. He made one and he laughed. Nothing creepy there except the beginning. It cut to black for 3 seconds. Then, Eric jumped at me at the end and said "OOOOOOOOOHHHHH, VIEWER, HOW DARE YOU WATCH THIS. THATS IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 100000000 Years, You won't get the tv, computer and other game consoles, and i will scare you" then he screamed! OH NO, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'M A BIG CRYBABY AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Don't Watch
Gathering Questions

## Art/Fanfic Contest Prompt

BlogClan pops up in the world of the Warriors Clans.  Insanity follows.

## Warriors Scrambles

* Maplewhisker - Raemelhpkiws
* Leafstorm - Mlfsreoat
* Sunfish - Uhnfssi
* Waspwhisker - Wwsrsekphai
* Scorchfur - Uochfrrsc
* Fallowsong - Wnagofosll
* Rabbitleap - Pbtalaireb
* Sheeptail - Pietheals
* Gorseclaw - Rosalcgew

## Guess That Cat

* This cat was killed by Graystripe in Fire and Ice - Clawface
	+ He was a follower of Brokenstar
	+ He killed a cat in Into the Wild
* This medicine cat died of a heart attack in a Super Edition. - Sagewhisker
	+ She was mentored by Redthistle.
	+ She trained one of the greatest known medicine cats.
* This SkyClan she-cat and sister to Duskpaw was known for being more sensible than her siblings. - Blossomheart
	+ She was mentored by Bouncefire and trained Finpaw.
	+ She was the sister of the main character in the Super Edition she appeared in.
* This ancient cat, formerly of Clear Sky's Camp, died in a fire in Thunder Rising. - Moon Shadow
	+ He was the father of Sun Shadow.
	+ Tall Shadow tried to nurse him back to health but failed.
* This half-Clan cat was a father of three. One of his kits died as an apprentice and another became a villain. - Windflight
	+ He was mainly seen in Bluestar's Prophecy.
	+ He was the father of Rosetail.

## 20 Questions

* Whitethroat
* Tadpole
* Furzepelt
* Emberfoot
* Beetlewhisker
* Petaldust

## Name That Bok

* Leafpool discovers the Moonpool in this book. - Starlight
* Patchpelt dies in this book. - Rising Storm
	+ Patchpelt died in a fire in The Prophecies Begin.
* Ivypool first trains in the Dark Forest in this book. - Fading Echoes
	+ Leopardstar dies in this book.
* Jaypaw visits The Ancients in this book. - Long Shadows
	+ Ashfur confronts Squirrelflight in the fire.
* Rowanstar becomes leader in this book. - Bramblestar's Storm
	+ Blackstar died for the last time in a great flood.

## Name That Apprentice!

* Petalpaw
* Larkpaw
* Willowpaw ( ;) )
* Nightpaw
* Dovepaw
* Leopardpaw
* Beechpaw
* Cherrypaw
* Russetpaw
* Snowpaw
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Only use if allowed by Cloud the IceWing (me), in roleplays and fan-fics. Do not steal and try not to edit unless you areTemplate:Charactera dragon that can't stand misspellings and grammer mistakes (and if there are any).

## Appearance

Midnight has a NightWing build, though not as heavyset. The most obvious SeaWing part of her is her glow in the dark scales. It looks light a dark blue tube running from the bottom of her horns by her spine down to the tip of her tail. It also splits with reaching a leg, going down the front then split when reaching the talons and ending just before the claws. Midnight can control how much of it lights up. She has webbed talons, and in the place of silver scales on her wings, there are scattered glowing scales. The teardrop scale by her eyes also glows, and her webbed SeaWing spine. Her scales are so dark you can only see the blue in sunshine. Midnight's wing membranes are a sapphire blue, as are her horns and claws. The glowing scales are azure and lights up with an eerie blue glow.

## Personality

Midnight is extremely shy and nervous around any dragons, and doesn't have many friends. It's not because she's rude, it's just that Midnight just doesn’t reach out to other dragons. She is very good at staying unnoticed. One of the major reasons she is so introverted is that as a hatchling she was taught that the outside world was a dangerous place. Midnight is a bookworm and is very interested in everything that scrolls have to offer.

## History

Midnight grew up on an island with her sister, hidden away from other dragons. Midnight was under two moons, but only has mind reading. She had an education focused mainly on how to hide. At age 2, the island was found and Midnight's parents were killed. Amethyst disappeared in the chaos. Midnight hid near Possibility, in the mountains. A year ago, she reunited with Amethyst, who brought a friend named Selene, and then, Midnight met Cloud, Dawn and Snowdrop. Her friends never learned of Amethyst's existence due the problems that would cause in the future. Midnight trailed her friends around the continent, and grew very close to them. Dawn discovered a island to the east of Pyrrhia, and that is now Midnight'a home.
Prompts

* There's a cat who has a fear of thunderstorms. Why do they have this fear and how does it affect their life?
* Write a paragraph or two about two enemies' reactions to being forced to go on a quest together.
* If Squirrelflight got nine lives, who do you think would give her them and what would they be for?
* Design a fan Clan with your Clan. Include their territory, camp, and any backstory or legends.
* Draw your Clan's canon camp at the lake. You may include some of the members of your Clan, canon or not.
Sesame Street 1957

I'm pretty sure you all remember Sesame Street. The day that it came out in 1969. It first introduced Big Bird, and Oscar. It even introduced more characters in the series.

I once stumbled across a video called "Sesame Street 1957".

That's weird, because it came out in 1969.

I first ignored that video, but I decided to watch it.

The episode didn't have the intro. It just had a title that said "Sesame Land". It went on for 20 seconds. That's just strange because how could an introduction be longer than that. The episode was also black and white.

Then the episode started.

There were no streets, towns, or cities or anything, There was a forest with mountains. Elmo than appeared, but he looked very different.

His head looked like a triangle shape. He looked at the camera and made a weird noise and then walked away.

It then showed Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Grover, and lots of other characters. They were like real animals. There was no talking in the episode.

They were preying for species, and hunting down other animals, and Big Bird was eating another animal.

Let me show you how different the characters were.

Big Bird: He acted like a normal bird, and he had feathers.

Cookie Monster: He was darker blue.

Ernie: He was darker orange.

Bert: Same as Ernie.

Grover: He acted like a real monster, and he was green just like the prototype version of him.

Abby: She wasn't a female girl, nor was she a fairy, she was an animal, and was a lion.

Big Bird was flying, and Elmo was trying to get Big Bird. When Big Bird stopped flying, Elmo attacked Big Bird. He cut his body open and ate his flesh. He screamed like a bird, and then the screen turned G-Major, and then cut to black for 5 seconds.

Then Big Bird's corpse appeared, and Creepy Reversed Music now played. He had bloodshot eyes, he had realistic eyes. His body is cut open, and He no longer has feathers.

Bert and Ernie were making weird sounds, not animal sounds or monster sounds. They kept repeating the sounds until it got louder.

It went on for 1 minute, and then Elmo immediately appeared fast. He began to strangle them, and it turned black again. When the scene came back, Their faces turned black, and Elmo let them go. Elmo was making a weird noise once again...

Elmo then hit the other characters with a rock violently, causing them to be Brain-dead.

Again, it turned Black.

When it came back again, Elmo was staring at the camera. He made that noise AGAIN!

A Meteor now struck earth. It wasn't a make-believe meteor, it was a real one. The Incident went on for 10 minutes.

The episode ended with dead bodies of the characters.

A Text then appeared saying, There's nothing quite like it, Just Like Thomas and Friends Early Reel.

A Choo Choo Train Noise went on effect and the episode was over.

I was scared and shocked what I just watched. I tried to tell everyone about it and send it to my friends on discord, but then, the video dissapeared.

DANG IT!

They all didn't believe me. I never looked at Sesame Street the same way again.

If anyone else had seen that video, Let me know right away!
The Mr Men Show - Revenge

I loved the show so much. But do you see what I watched today? The reason why I watched this episode is because it's clearly a lost episode from Season 14.

I watched the episode and I know it was a 14 minute episode. (or maybe a 1 minute one?) The episode started.

There was no intro, because I did not know what the VHS was called.

The title card opened. And then faded to black, and the episode opened up to the background. Camera panned to the kitchen. Miss Bossy's revenge started. It wasn't normally a fight or argument like you know.

It was sort of her revenge!

Miss Bossy laughed in anger, but did not smile. At least she had an idea to kill everyone.

Miss Bossy killed all of the season 13 characters. Then she laughed in anger again (still not smiling), and that's why Miss Fun had a cowboy hat instead of a cowgirl one. The episode ended.

Then the credits roll, but the reason why the episode ended is because it had ruined my childhood.

The logos came on.
And so did the black screen!

Now, the Chorion logo of someone's, which is trying to have peace and quiet, was annoyed by Mr Tickle's voice, in case he tickles it.

That ruined my childhood!
Wiki Gathering - July

Flowerstream, the new BlogClan medicine cat, re-discovers the long-lost Moonpage.

## 20Q

1. Doespring
2. Mosspelt
3. Parsleyseed
4. Brightflower
5. Quiet Rain
6. Sootfur
7. Slate
8. Willowpelt

## Name That Cat

* This retired ThunderClan deputy gave a leader the life of endurance.

* He was mainly seen in Bluestar's Prophecy.
* Mumblefoot

* This SkyClan warrior mentored Mintfur.

* He was the mate of Fallowfern and fathered Plumwillow, Creekfeather, Nettlesplash, and Rabbitleap.
* Waspwhisker

* This ShadowClan she-cat died an elder and mothered a Dark Forest cat.

* She was seen in a Super Edition
* Silverflame

* This former Dark Forest trainee retired and became a ShadowClan elder.

* He was named after a notable injury.
* Ratscar

* This Tribe kit would rather be a cave-guard than a prey-hunter.

* He isn't full Tribe-blood.
* Pine that Clings to Rock

* This former nursery queen retired after her kit died.

* She was in ThunderClan in the first series.
* Speckletail

* This loner would never want to sleep out in the rain or catch his own food.

* He's considered a kittypet by some, but doesn't live in a Twoleg nest.
* Smoky

* This WindClan tom fathered Larkwing and Fernpaw.

* He was Sedgewhisker's mate and Sunstrike's mentor.
* Emberfoot

## Describe That Cat

1. Nightfire
2. Snowberry
3. Doewhisper
4. Aspenbreeze
5. Mistynose
6. Flamescar
7. Stormshadow
8. Icefall

## NTA

1. Sunpaw
2. Shadowpaw
3. Firepaw
4. Whisperpaw
5. Leopardpaw
6. Blizzardpaw
7. Silverpaw
8. Moonpaw
Contest Enty

Make a character with an unusual view of the world. Make a character who feels like an outcast in their own Clan.

❀ FightinG FatE

They all wait, they watch, and they laugh with their friends. They let life come at them; they never make an effort to change or grow. They just keep running forward, even if there's a cliff to fall off not far beyond the horizon. They see life as a series of events that will come at them, no matter what. So they stay, moving straight ahead, never dodging the tree branches or sinkholes that life will bring them. Their unrivaled, unacknowledged apathy is what will break them.

But I am different. I know this. I will change my fate. I will dodge those branches and sinkholes and cliffs; I will not let StarClan plan out my life for me. I don't just watch. I am not a spectator in my own world. I live.

My father let fate catch up with him. He knew that the battle would kill him, and still he fought, tooth and claw until the end, all for a sense of duty and glory. Because it was his fate, he said. Don't worry, he said. I've accepted it, he said, as he lay dying in the medicine cat's den.

I will never resign. I will keep fighting until my end.

. . .

A thousand shining stars carpet the sky, their glimmer barely lighting the ground in front of me. It is a dark night. A new moon, a symbol of rebirth. Or at least, that's what Lilycloud says. Everybody trusts Lilycloud and her signs. Everybody but me. Signs and omens do not predict the future; they control it. If you look for luck, you will find it. If you look for battle, you will find it. If you look for death, you will find it. If you let StarClan control you, soon you too will join their ranks

A rustle sounds behind me. I freeze for a moment and my mind runs through all the worst-case possibilities. A fox? An enemy warrior? A Twoleg and its dog? Before my imagination can run off beyond rationality, the figure of a grey-speckled she-cat moves into view. It's Lilycloud, my mentor and my polar opposite (in mentality, at least).

"Have you seen the stars tonight? They're so bright and so numerous. It must be an omen."

I turn away from her, uninterested, and resume picking my comfrey. She doesn't understand, she has never understood, that by not fighting fate she is letting it consume her. She is letting StarClan control her life, so she will die like everybody else. When your ideology gets in the way of your life, you don't end up truly living.
4 Clans

This is gonna get confusing

Basically, there are 4 Clans, ThunderClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, and WindClan.  You can ask to join and you'll be randomly selected for a Clan (I know, it'd be more fun to choose, but it'd be hard to have them be totally even.)  These Clans will elect their leader, deputy, and medicine cat (via a Strawpoll) and participate in some fun activities that I am yet to figure out completely.

One of the major aspects of the Clans is war.  We'll do things quite differently, although a fight to the death WOULD be fun.  If the leader wishes too, a Clan can challenge another one to a competition.  It's highly recommended you consult with your Clanmates before doing this, though.  The theme will be designed by StarClan, AKA me and anyone else who wants to help organize all this Clan stuff.  It can be anything, from character design to art to writing. A few examples:

* Character Design - Design a realistic villain backstory, personality, and design.
* Art - Draw your favorite scene of your Clan from the books.
* Writing - Write a short, funny story about a cat who wants to make their own Clan.

These will be more varied and creative in the actual competitions, and it'll be evenly spread so there's no favor toward artists or writers.  The Clans will submit entries to the contest and the first, second, and third placers will gain points for their Clan.  The winning Clan will gain a 'Clan Point', and the Clans can compete to see who has the most Clan Points.  There'll probably be a blog post every so often with the current stats on Clan Points, and Clans can make alliances in battles.  They must be evenly matched, so if WindClan and ThunderClan choose to ally together, they can't just fight RiverClan; RiverClan must ally with ShadowClan if they want to fight.

Of course, battle is only one of the many parts of Clan life.  The Clans can organize much of this themselves, but there'll be other fun stuff within the Clans.  There can be a roleplay for the four Clans, joint Clan fanfictions, all sorts of fun stuff.  I'm yet to figure out most of this, but I'm open to suggestions!

These Clans will probably either be based on the Wikia or on secret pages.  Maybe both, because Wikia is more convenient while even those without Wikia can access secret pages.  I might let the leaders organize that as well.  I dunno, it's all up in the air at this point.  I'll try to make it accessible to anyone I can on the Blog, though.

If you'd like to sign up for this, submit this form below.  Again, you'll just be counted off to ensure all the Clans are equal and fair.  The actual Clans will start on July 22nd, but you can join the Clans later on.  I'm not sure if Clan-switching will be allowed or how new members' (after the 22nd) Clans will be chosen, but I can figure that out later.  Anyway, here's the form!

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I hope people join and have fun with this, and happy Clanning! (that is definitely not a word)
AESOP

The **Academy for the Education of Specially-Oriented Prodigy** (**AESOP**) is a privately owned and run school on the outskirts of Hove in the south of England.

AESOP is wholly owned and run by Sentien Labs, a subsidiary of Typhon Group. On the surface, the school specialises in education of talented youth who have been failed by the standard education system. Behind that facade, it is a psyche-harvesting factory that siphons off the talents of its students gradually, fuelling a psychic research program that violates numerous laws of both land and nature.

## Staff

The school's principal is Annette Jones, a shrewd and calculating person with a reputation for efficiency over empathy – perfect for AESOP's manifesto. She is assisted by vice-principal Joseph Dunton, known among the student body for a bitter streak a mile wide. Both are L1s and have been psychosutured into the hivemind of the tamed spectres that wander the school, granting them command over the invisible watchers.

Professor Elliott Spaulding is a consultant in psychology at the school, ostensibly there to assist with the difficulties associated with educating gifted youth. He is suspicious of the school's motives and procedures, but the reports he has submitted to the Ministry of Education have largely been ignored. Another Ministry has taken notice.

## Twilight

Sentien's signature leashed spectres stalk the grounds and corridors of the school, intangibly monitoring students and staff. While very low-intelligence, these minor spectres are nonetheless able to trigger a local hivemind alert if anything is amiss.
Coding Test

Hey there! I'm Willowlight, but call me Wollow. I have about twenty billion nicknames I'm too lazy to list, so feel free to call me anything you want (as long as I don't murder you for it)

Hey there! I'm Willowlight, but call me Wollow. I have about twenty billion nicknames I'm too lazy to list, so feel free to call me anything you want (as long as I don't murder you for it)

Hey there! I'm Willowlight, but call me Wollow. I have about twenty billion nicknames I'm too lazy to list, so feel free to call me anything you want (as long as I don't murder you for it)
Random Drabble Page

## August 16

A chilly wind ripped through the Gathering hollow, tearing leaves off branches and petals off of flowers.  A creaking sound was heard around the mass of gathered cats and the leaders tried to call out orders to them from their great tree, but the wind whipped the words away from their mouths.  Panic screeched through the air, ringing in every cat's ears and adding to the frantic yowling that could barely be heard over the wind.  A loud crash, and a tree had fallen, crushing StarClan knows how many cats underneath it.  Storm clouds covered the sky, and thunder sounded over everything as another tree was struck down.  A fiery tree fell through the hollow, scorching pelts and breaking bones under its red-hot bark.  Cats ran and scattered in every direction, the leaders trying in vain to calm their subjects down.

## August 17

"WHAT?"

The yowl seemed to shatter everything, the calm air, the still surface of the lake, the peaceful world I knew.  My leader stood over the body, soaked with blood, tears, and the water that lapped at it.  His eyes blazed, a mess of fire and ice and everything in between.  His small entourage, me included, took a step away from the body as claws flashed out and he raked the air in his anger.  His rage flowed out of him and drowned all reason around the leader.

"We will find the cat that did this.  And they will *pay*."

## August 18

The night wasn't a beautiful, cheery one.  A light and patchy rain had been falling on the forest that day, continuing through the night.  It wasn't quite a drizzle and was too strong to be enjoyable, and it faded occasionally, giving you a false sense the weather had lifted.  The pauses in the rain teased us throughout the day as the warriors trudged through the mud, hoping in vain to find prey in the marshy bog that was once our plentiful territory.  At the end of the day, a mud-soaked mouse, two shrews, and a scrawny thrush was what made up the fresh-kill pile.
December Fanfic Contest

A soft silence had settled over BlogClan territory.  It covered the usually birdsong-filled forests, hushed the once-rustling branches, and spread over the usually buzzing camp.  It came with the glistening snow that had been falling since midnight; the blanket of glistening flakes chilled cats' paws and sent the prey into hiding.  Plants wilted and shivers were sent through cats' fur as the silence and snow covered every bit of BlogClan's land.

With the snow came an intensified snappiness.  It was, in part, caused by the hunger that had settled in after the prey dashed to its burrows to hide away for the leaf-bare.  It was also caused by the piercing cold, but most of all the anxiety that nipped at every cat's pelts.  BlogClan had been stuck in cat bodies for nearly half a year now.  Everybody missed home.  Everybody was nervous.  Everybody was scared.  Everybody was on edge.

Especially Willowlight.

She had been pacing the senior warriors' den for what she thought was about an hour (no clocks in the forest), hungry and tired and almost everything else that was completely aggravating.
Potion of Fire Breath

After drinking this potion, you can use a bonus action to exhale fire at a target within 30 feet of you. The target must make a DC 13 Dexterity saving throw, taking 4d6 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. The effect ends after you exhale the fire three times or when 1 hour has passed.

 This potion's orange liquid flickers, and smoke fills the top of the container and wafts out whenever it is opened.
Gloves of Missile Snaring

**Requires Attunement.**

When a ranged weapon Attack hits you while you're wearing them, you can use your reaction to reduce the damage by 1d10 +your Dexterity modifier. provided that you have a free hand. If you reduce the damage to 0, you can catch the missile if it is small enough for you to hold in that hand.

These gloves seem to almost meld into your hands when you don them.
Kat Goods Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

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4Clans

The Four Clans...

ThunderClan

ThunderClan, the forest-dwelling Clan. Clan of peace and heroism, according to the stories. ThunderClan lives in the thick oak woods and hunts among the undergrowth.  They're known for their strength and tactics, outsmarting their enemy before outfighting them.  They hunt a variety of prey, from squirrels to mice to voles to rabbits, and prey runs plentifully in the dense forests this Clan calls home. They are also the most welcoming of Clans, willing to bring in kittypets, rogues, loners, and HalfClan cats, which can get them looked down on by other Clans.

Current Members

leader: TBD

deputy: TBD

medicine cat: TBD

members:

Willowstep

Sorrelstream

Flameheart

Lionfire

ShadowClan

ShadowClan, Clan of the marshes and pines.  The proudest of the Clans.  They have a history of bearing the more ambitious, sneaky, and even evil cats, but history is not the present.  ShadowClan is loyal and determined, always wanting the best for their Clan.  They are the most stealthy of the Clans, at home in the dark and able to disappear into the shadows and sneak through the undergrowth.  They are often misunderstood, being considered evil by some, but they are just as committed to their Clan and the code as the other Clans.

Current Members

leader: TBD

deputy: TBD

medicine cat: TBD

members:

Swanfeather

Foxstep

Wavesplash

RiverClan

RiverClan is at home in the water, hunting mainly fish and water creatures.  This Clan is the most well-fed of the Clans, their rivers plentiful even in leaf-bare.  They are skilled at close combat and water fighting, with lightning-quick reflexes that scoop fish out of the water.  Often considered the most clever and graceful Clan, they are fond of beautiful things and love decorating their dens with shells, rocks, and feathers.  They are excellent swimmers and often have strong legs and a long tail to help them move through the water.  They are often considered fat or lazy because of their abundance of prey, but this is far from true.

Current Members

leader: TBD

deputy: TBD

medicine cat: TBD

members:

Robinfeather

Stoatbramble

Sundance

WindClan

WindClan is the Clan of the moors, swift and loyal.  They are the quickest of the four Clans, and hunt rabbits on the open moors.  They don't skulk in shadows, undergrowth, or water, and prefer to fight and live honorably.  They once tunneled underground across the moors, but this skill was later abandoned.  They pride themselves on being closest to StarClan, their meadows open to the sky.  They are also the closest Clan to the Moonstone and Moonpool.  They live simply, sleeping under the open sky.  They can be considered weak, and while they aren't the most muscular of cats, they are far from weak.

Current Members

leader: TBD

deputy: TBD

medicine cat: TBD

members:

Frostfeather

Shiverfur

Wolfshade
September Gathering

* 20 Questions
	+ Plumwillow
	+ Sorrelstripe
	+ Flower (loner)
	+ Wasptail
	+ Violet
	+ Deerdapple
* Backstories
	+ A cat has been exiled from RiverClan. Why was this cat exiled and how did they take it?
	+ Two siblings, very close as kits, grow to hate each other and eventually one kills the other. Why?
	+ A loving cat who is loyal to their Clan eventually becomes a nightmare story among their Clan. How did this happen?
	+ Four cats working together with malicious intentions eventually save the Clans from destruction. How?
* Mysteries
	+ later (TM)
* NTA
	+ Ripplepaw
	+ Cherrypaw
	+ Frostpaw
	+ -whisper
	+ -breeze
	+ -berry
Dragon Scale Mail

**Requires Attunement.**

Dragon scale mail is made of the scales of one kind of dragon. Sometimes dragons collect their cast-off scales and gift them to humanoids. Other times, hunters carefully skin and preserve the hide of a dead dragon. In either case, dragon scale mail is highly valued.

While wearing this armor, you gain a +1 bonus to AC, you have advantage on saving throws against the Frightful Presence and breath weapons of dragons, and you have resistance to one damage type that is determined by the kind of dragon that provided the scalele).

Additionally, you can focus your senses as an action to magically discern the distance and direction to the closest dragon within 30 miles of you that is of the same type as the armor. This special action can’t be used again until the next dawn.

 Blue
 Brass
 Bronze
 Copper
 Gold
 Green
 Red
 Silver
 White
Mariner's Armour

While wearing this armour, you have a swimming speed equal to your walking speed. In addition, whenever you start your turn underwater with 0 hit points, the armor causes you to rise 60 feet toward the surface. The armor is decorated with fish and shell motifs.

The armour type is light, medium, or heavy.
Helm of Comprehending Languages

While wearing this helm, you can use an action to cast the Comprehend Languages spell from it at will.

For the Duration, you understand the literal meaning of any spoken Language that you hear. You also understand any written Language that you see, but you must be touching the surface on which the words are written. It takes about 1 minute to read one page of text.

This spell doesn’t decode secret messages in a text or a glyph, such as an arcane sigil, that isn’t part of a written Language.
Thomas and Friends Lost Episode

PROLOUGE

Hello everybody. My name is Linda Skinner, and I live in Edinburgh, Scotland with my mother and father. I have a rather disturbing tale to tell you about what was once my favourite show in the whole wide world: Thomas and Friends.

Last year, me and my mother were taking a visit to Frankfurt, Germany as a special Christmas vacation. It was a joyful week of sledding, shopping and spending time in nature.

However, just one last day before we headed back home, we ate out at a fancy cafe and visited a bookstore nearby. The bookstore was gorgeous; the floors were polished and spotless, the walls covered in lovely German paintings, and massive shelves full of not only books but also DVDs discs and VHS tapes.

While peeking in one of the shelves, I stumbled across a DVD from a familiar series; Thomas and Friends! Since I had my own cash at that time, I walked up to the counter and paid the man by myself.

## The DVD (*Thomas's Surprise*)

When we returned to our house in Scotland, I felt excited to watch my new DVD! But we had to wait until the next day, because my mother doesn't allow me to watch television while everyone is asleep.

Unlike many other odd DVDs, the one I've received looked perfectly normal from the outside. You could never tell from the outside that it was cursed, because the box art looked average, and the DVD looked printed. The name of my DVD is "Thomas and Friends: Thomas's Surprise".
Keoghtom's Ointment

This glass jar, 3 inches in diameter, contains 1d4 + 1 doses of a thick mixture that smells faintly of aloe. The jar and its contents weigh 1/2 pound.

As an action, one dose of the ointment can be swallowed or applied to the skin. The creature that receives it regains 2d8 + 2 hit points, ceases to be poisoned, and is cured of any disease.
The Mr Men Show - Mouthful Of Blood

**WARNING:** This episode is real and contains Peppa in it.

I was so bored, but then I decided to put a disc in to DVD player, but there was not a main menu I wish there would be a scene that ruined the Whole episode…

Then the episode started with no Intro…

But then I thought now that the title card opened!

And it did!

Then it faded to black for 1 second. The episode is fanmade.

The episode opened up with the Narrator in US Dub, who said: "Blood is a very awful part or important one for the Mr Men. It helps people die or longer, but also may help someone eat blood. If someone can handle opinions, it's Miss Bossy."

I did not know why this aired on Cartoon Network, but I kept watching it.

Miss Bossy spoke this thing:

Hey, Mr Bitch, I can handle your opinion.

Mr Bitch said "I handled yours!"

It then cut to outside. As the camera zoomed to inside, Mr Bossy rushed into his bathroom, and washed and cleaned his tooth.

Miss Bossy said:

Oh look it is my cousin!

Everyone chanted (as they came) "Kill Mr Bitch!" and "Drain his blood!" over Twenty times in a row.

Mr Bossy had a boiled egg and toast and a cup of tea for breakfast.

Instructions:

* He boiled the egg for fourteen seconds, and it tasted awful.
* He toasted the bread for one minute, and so it was pink for unknown reasons.
	+ Also, as he waited for the kettle to boil, he made tea with white chocolate.

Ugh!

What a horrid breakfast.

And, of course, he was in such a hurry he just ate half of it.

Rush. Rush. Rush.

Silly fellow!

Then Miss Bossy and Mr Bitch played draughts as the scene cut again.

The scene opened with Miss Peppa eating blood. The narrator said something served right.

Then Mr Roma appeared and joined in too even though he did not get to the intro for The Mr Men Show, a show that is nostalgia.

Mr Grumpy told Miss Peppa and Mr Roma to stop eating blood.

Then he called Mr Cry and Miss Giggles.

Miss Giggles spoke this one:

Hi there, Dillydale DVDs Coldline. AND HOW MAY I HELP Y'ALL?!

Mr Grumpy was serious and said that she has to tell everyone to kill spambots or Mr Roma and Miss Peppa.

And he told them to stop eating blood again.

Then, the episode almost ended.

The Narrator said:

You see, blood is so awful. So if the time comes or it does not, please do make sure to call Miss Giggles.

I heard Miss Giggles laugh, which sounded like it was right behind me.

The episode ended with end credits.

I ejected the DVD and smashed it to pieces. I had nightmares from this.

"Miss Giggles is coming at 3am." Mr Grumpy said, when he came to my house.

Now, I will NEVER watch that show again because it was my childhood.
Wand of Magic Detection

This wand has 3 Charges. While holding it, you can expend 1 charge as an action to cast the Detect Magic spell from it. The wand regains 1d3 expended Charges daily at dawn.

For the Duration of the spell, you sense the presence of magic within 30 feet of you. If you sense magic in this way, you can use your action to see a faint aura around any visible creature or object in the area that bears magic, and you learn its school of magic, if any.

The spell can penetrate most barriers, but is blocked by 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of wood or dirt.
Potion of Poison

This concoction looks, smells, and tastes like a Potion of Healing or other beneficial potion. However, it is actually poison masked by Illusion magic. An Identify spell reveals its true nature.

If you drink it, you take 3d6 poison damage, and you must succeed on a DC 13 Constitution saving throw or be Poisoned. At the start of each of your turns while you are Poisoned in this way, you take 3d6 poison damage. At the end of each of your turns, you can repeat the saving throw. On a successful save, the poison damage you take on your subsequent turns decreases by 1d6. The poison ends when the damage decreases to 0.
Godrick Grundlebeard

When he initially settled into Stillhaven, Godrick Grundlebeard had no intentions of running a tavern. Originally the town’s blacksmith, he, and every other shopkeeper was put out of business once Mandrake’s Magical Market arrived. Instead of admitting defeat, Godrick turned his workshop into a tavern, offering room and board to adventurers.
Boots of Levitation

**Requires Attunement.**

While you wear these boots, you can use an action to cast the Levitate spell on yourself at will.

Upon casting the spell, your character can raise vertically, up to 20 feet, and remains suspended there for the duration of the spell.

Your character can move only by pushing or pulling against a fixed object or surface within reach (such as a wall or a ceiling), which allows you to move as if you were climbing. You are able to move up or down as part of your move.

When the spell ends, the your character floats gently to the ground if they are still aloft.
Potion of Flying

When you drink this potion, you gain a flying speed equal to your walking speed for 1 hour and can hover. If you're in the air when the potion wears off, you fall unless you have some other means of staying aloft.

This potion's clear liquid floats at the top of its container and has cloudy white impurities drifting in it.
Potion of Climbing

When you drink this potion, you gain a climbing speed equal to your walking speed for 1 hour. During this time, you have advantage on Strength (Athletics) checks you make to climb.

The potion is separated into brown, silver, and gray layers resembling bands of stone. Shaking the bottle fails to mix the colors.
How to Play

Going West is a campaign setting, utilizing the Dungeons & Dragons, Fifth Edition ruleset.

The basics rules for Fifth Edition (5E) are available online here, and can also be downloaded as a PDF.

Gameplay requires a 5E character sheet, which can be downloaded here. Information on how to fill out the character sheet can be found within the 5E basic rules.

If you would like an auto-filling character sheet, you can download one for free from the DM's Guild.
Driftglobe

This small sphere of thick glass weighs 1 pound. If you are within 60 feet of it, you can speak its command word and cause it to emanate the light or daylight spell. Once used, the daylight effect can't be used again until the next dawn.

 You can speak another command word as an action to make the illuminated globe rise into the air and float no more than 5 feet off the ground. The globe hovers in this way until you or another creature grasps it. If you move more than 60 feet from the hovering globe, it follows you until it is within 60 feet of you. It takes the shortest route to do so. If prevented from moving, the globe sinks gently to the ground and becomes inactive, and its light winks out.
Locations

The Western wilds are as dangerous as their locales are varied. From frigid mountain peaks, to murky swamps, and scorching desert wastes, there is no shortage of adventure to be had in the West.

As adventurers return, some choose to chronicle their explorations, so future forays into the West can be better strategized. Each adventure begins and ends within the town of Stillhaven, which acts as a safe-zone, as no monsters are present within the confines of the village.

**The most up-to-date world map can be found here.**
Mandrake’s Magical Market

Within the spacious confines of the marketplace, adventurers can find nearly anything they're looking for. With a plethora of items available to purchase, and adding new items to his stock frequently, Mandrake is open to taking requests from customers, should they be reasonable. Two signs hang near the exit of the market, "Shoplifters Will Be Polymorphed" and "No Refunds."

Here is a list of all of the items, currently for sale at Mandrake's Magical Market.
Oathbow

**Requires Attunement.**

When you nock an arrow on this bow, it whispers in Elvish, "Swift defeat to my enemies." When you use this weapon to make a ranged Attack, you can, as a Command phrase, say, "Swift death to you who have wronged me." The target of your Attack becomes your sworn enemy until it dies or until dawn seven days later. You can have only one such sworn enemy at a time. When your sworn enemy dies, you can choose a new one after the next dawn.

When you make a ranged Attack roll with this weapon against your sworn enemy, you have advantage on the roll. In addition, your target gains no benefit from cover, other than total cover, and you suffer no disadvantage due to long range. If the Attack hits, your sworn enemy takes an extra 3d6 piercing damage.

While your sworn enemy lives, you have disadvantage on Attack rolls with all other Weapons.

Ammunition: You can use a weapon that has the ammunition property to make a ranged Attack only if you have ammunition to fire from the weapon. Each time you Attack with the weapon, you expend one piece of ammunition. Drawing the ammunition from a Quiver, case, or other container is part of the Attack. At the end of the battle, you can recover half your expended ammunition by taking a minute to Search the battlefield.

If you use a weapon that has the ammunition property to make a melee Attack, you treat the weapon as an improvised weapon. A sling must be loaded to deal any damage when used in this way.

Attributes
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Cloak of the Bat

**Requires Attunement.**

While wearing this cloak, you have advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks. In an area of dim light or darkness, you can grip the edges of the cloak with both hands and use it to fly at a speed of 40 feet. If you ever fail to grip the cloak’s edges while flying in this way, or if you are no longer in dim light or darkness, you lose this flying speed.

While wearing the cloak in an area of dim light or darkness, you can use your action to cast Polymorph on yourself, transforming into a bat. While you are in the form of the bat, you retain your Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores. The cloak can’t be used this way again until the next dawn.