Ignacy Ostrowski

**Ignacy Ostrowski** (*January 10, 1980*-*October 27, 2073*) was a famous rapper in Warsaw, Poland that retired at *age 49 (2027)*. He was a planned pregnancy.

## Birth Relationships

Mother: Gabriela Dabrowski, a cameraman (born 1959, age 21)

Father: Tobiasz Ostrowski, a resturant worker (born 1957, age 23)

Family dog: Lassie

## Birth

**Ignacy Ostrowski** was born a male in Warsaw, Poland at *January 10, 1980* He was a planned pregnancy.

## Early life (Age 1 (1981)-Age 12 (1992))

At *age 1 (1981)*, He'd been laughing and clapping his hands together whenever he hears someone singing.

At *age 2 (1982)*, His father has been promoted to Food Runner, and he's driving people around him crazy because he've started whistling the tune to 'Rude Boy' whenever he can.

At *age 3 (1983)*, His Boston terrier, Lassie, died after his mother accidentally left her in the car on a very hot day.

At *age 4 (1984)*, His father has been promoted to Server, his mother has been diagnosed with itchy bottom, and he allowed a strange-looking woman to hold him at the park.

At *age 5 (1985)*, His mother is no longer suffering from itchy bottom, His parents got him a dog named Bambi.

At *age 6 (1986)*, His father has been promoted to Head Waiter, He made a doctor appointment for asthma and got treated, and he started practising 6 instruments, the Bass Guitar, the Drums, the Guitar, the Keyboard, the Piano, and the Violin.

At *age 7 (1987)*, He has been enrolled in primary school at Piotr Adamcyzk Primary School.

At *age 8 (1988)*, He was bullied at school by his classmate, Tymon.

At *age 9 (1989)*, His mother and his father had a baby girl named Klara Dabrowski, his new sister. She was an accidental pregnancy, he said The Weekend's Bliding Lights would be the number one song of 2020 on our local radio station, and he started practising his voice.

At *age 10 (1990)*, His classmate, Agata, asked him out but got rejected by him.

At *age 11 (1991)*, He tongue-kissed Amelia Adamcyzk. It was his first kiss, She told him that he tasted like smoked pork jowl with half sour pickles.

At *age 12 (1992)*, His mastiff, Bambi, died while sleeping peacefully.

## Education

At *age 7 (1987)*, He started primary school at Piotr Adamcyzk Primary School.

At *age 13 (1993)*, He started middle school at Nowicki Middle School.

At *age 16 (1996)*, He started secondary school at St. Maja's Secondary School.

At *age 18 (1998)*, He enrolled in university for free thanks to Poland's public education system.

At *age 22 (2002)*, He graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in music.

### In primary school (Piotr Adamcyzk Primary School)

At *age 8 (1988)*, He was bullied at school by his classmate, Tymon.

At *age 10 (1990)*, His classmate, Agata, asked him out but he rejected her.

At *age 11 (1991)*, He tongue-kissed Amelia Adamcyzk. It was his first kiss.

### In middle school (Nowicki Middle School)

At *age 13 (1993)*, His classmate, Michalina, asked him out but he rejected her, he successfully tried out and was selected to the middle school Glee Club, asked both the band geeks and the talented kids at his middle school for permission to join the clique and got rejected, and asked the leader of the brainy kids at his middle school for permission to join her clique and got accepted.

At *age 15 (1995)*, His fellow members of the Glee Club at his middle school have nominated him to become secretary of the club.

### In secondary schoool (St. Maja's Secondary School)

At *age 16 (1996)*, He successfully tried out and was selected to the secondary school concert band.

At *age 17 (1997)*, He was bullied at school by his classmate, Wojciech.

### In university

At *age 20 (2000)*, He successfully tried out and was selected to the university concert band.

## Career

At *age 22 (2002)*, He auditioned as a singer with Begonia Studios. Begonia Studios offered him a 4-year contract to produce rap music as a solo artist.

His stage name was **IO Man**

His first single was "School's Are Prisons". and got $1,050,012 in sales.

## Personal Life

At *age 28 (2006)*, He is now dating Antonina Michalski, at the same year, he proposed to Antonina Michalski and she accepted the marriage proposal.

At *age 31 (2009)*, Antonina Michalski became pregnant with his baby!

At *age 32 (2010)*, Antonina Michalski gave birth to a baby boy named Aleksander Ostrowski.

At *age 33 (2011)*, Antonina Michalski became pregnant with his baby!

At *age 34 (2012)*, Antonina Michalski gave birth to a baby boy named Maciej Ostrowski.

At *age 36 (2014)*, Antonina Michalski became pregnant with his baby!

At *age 37 (2015)*, Antonina Michalski gave birth to a baby girl named Gabriela Ostrowski.

At *age 39 (2017)*, Antonina Michalski died after falling into a well, he planned her funeral and had her taxidermined.

At *age 49 (2027)*, He retired because he thought he was too old and wanted to live more normally.

At *age 63 (2041)*, He is no longer famous.

## Death

Ignacy Ostrowski died in his sleep at the grand old age of 93. His funeral was attended by his three loving children, Aleksander, Maciej, and Gabriela, his little sister, Klara, and his nepher, Igor. His two grandchildren went to donate unwanted things to charity instead.