2021 No Stall 350

The **2021 No Stall 350** at Darlington Speedway is known for Jackson Storm Blow a Tire, Spin away and Hit the Wall. Micheal "Lightning" McQueen Poppy Seed Wins, Jackson Storm get Fired, When Got he Replaces with Dan McBrakes in The Adventures of Cars at this Story in Cars: The Racers Return.

## Television Biography

* Network: RSN
* Announcers: Bob Cutlass, Darrell Cartrip, SpongeBob and Patrick Star

## Crash Footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urcfjoxLu8M 1:54 to 1:56 (Jackson Storm pushes Ryan Laney and Spinning out it control) Just Like The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything A Veggietales Movie, The Legend of Nickelodeon A Backyardigans Movie and Thomas and Friends: The Vikings of Engines! The Movie.

## Transcript

### Back to No Stall 350

* Beep Axler (Singing): From Tulsa to Toledo, I'm a pop star hero. I can get whatever I ask for but it never... Brings me what I really want. It's not everything!
* Uncle Topolino: Okuni! Kids!
* Harumi: Look, It's Percy!
* Chisaki: Percy, over here!
* Percy Diamond: There they are!
* (The audience and the other singers gasps at the sight of Jackson Storm. Beep Axler, however, keeps singing.)
* Cartney Carsper: oh Gosh.
* Beep Axler: (overjoyed) This is a dream come true, I can’t even believe I’m up here!!!!! (getting into the song) Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know!
* (Jackson Storm walks up to Beep Axler, thinking he's Uncle, even though he's clearly a Singing Racer and not a Fiat 500.)
* Uncle Topolino: Oh, no! She thinks Beep Axler is me!
* Chisaki: we got to stop the Song!
* Harumi: Right alway.
* Cartney Carsper: I'm Coming, Beep Axler! YEAH!
* Beep Axler: It's Spanish gold for all tonight As Spaniards quake to see the sight La-La-La-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAA!!!!!!!!
* (She then gets pushed out of the way)
* Cartney Carsper: Beep Axler, you back.
* Beep Axler: Hey! why did you stop the Music?
* Cartney Carsper: i didn't.
* Jackson Storm: Huh, HUH, There's no King to save you now, Singing RACER!!!
* Jeff Oilson: Laura! The tire!
* Laura Spinwell: It's blinking!
* Jackson Storm: AARRREE!!!!! (GRUNTING)
* Laura Spinwell: Here it is.
* Beep Axler: oof
* Darrell Cartrip: Beep Axler is alright, and Jackson Storm come Back, Faster cars before to late Boogity, Boogity, Boogity! GO, GO, GO!
* Zeke Stormshuckle: Come on we got it hurry before then.
* H.J. Hollis: Stall him!

### Ryan's Crash

* Ryan Laney: You Not Going Win this Race Ever Again.
* Jackson Storm: NOOO!
* Ryan Laney: OH! Uhh, YES! YOUR LOSE JACKSON STORM! Take That (Ryan pushes Jackson)
* Jackson Storm: AHHHH! (Jackson Storm pushes Ryan Laney)
* Ryan Laney: HEELLLPPPP!!!! (crash into the wall)
* Patrick Star: Oh no, he's in trouble!
* Bob Cutlass: RYAN LANEY CRASH INTO THE WALL!
* Danny: Oh Crud, Ryan No! My Best Friend!
* Ned "Petrov" Partolstream: Oh No!
* Chase Racelott: That My Best Friend!

### Micheal "Lightning" McQueen Poppy Seed Vs Jackson "Shiftwell" Storm

* Jackson Storm: McQueen You Can Not Win!
* Lightning McQueen: No You Lose
* Jackson Storm: WHAT! That It!
* Mater: Micheal, Be Careful!
* Lightning McQueen: I Trying!
* Spongebob: Both Jackson and Micheal are far ahead of the other racers!
* Jackson Storm: ENOUGH TRICKS MICHAEL POPPY SEED!
* Darrell Cartrip: Jackson Storm is still in front! Now Lightning McQueen, fights him on the inside for the lead!
* Linus Van Pelt: Hank, The final blow!
* Hank Weathers: Little Help! (Hank punctures Jackson’s tire, causing him to lose control)
* Jackson Storm: WHOAAAA AHHHH CRUDDD!!!!
* Patrick Star: OHH! and Jackson Storm is Blow it Tire
* Richie Gunzit: JACKSON! WATCH MY PAINTWORK!
* Jackson Storm: OOHHH NOOO!!!! (hit the wall) Yeowwwwwwww
* Patrick Star: Oh My Goodness, Jackson Storm is out of the Race
* Darrell Cartrip: Micheal "Lightning" McQueen Poppy Seed is a 1st place
* Bob Cutlass: Coming down to finish though it is Micheal "Lightning" McQueen Poppy Seed trying to hold off Hank Weathers in 463 tries, Finally Lightning McQueen was 1th is a Rusteze and Micheal "Lightning" McQueen Poppy Seed is going to a win a Piston Cup race the No Stall 350 the biggest of then all.
* Colton Aeon: Now we taught him a lesson
* Spongebob: Hank Weathers is 2nd, Colton Aeon 3rd, Danny Swervez is 4th and Nick Shift is 5th Spare Mint Racer let's go to Eli Gold.