5 Sonic enemies use weapons at school and get grounded

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Moto Bug: Man, I am very very bored. I wish we got rid of that annoying teacher.

Burrobot: Me too.

Caterkiller: Me three.

Crabmeat: Me four.

Roller: Well, In that case... I got... WEAPONS!

Crabmeat, Burrobot, Moto Bug and Caterkiller: HOORAY! Let's bring the weapons to school tomorrow.

[A time card says: The next day...]

[The enemies go to the bus and drive into the school.]

Dr. Lobe: Okay class, it's time for attendance. Mario.

Mario: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Luigi.

Luigi: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Peach.

Peach: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Tails.

Tails: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Sonic.

Sonic: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Cuphead and Mugman.

Cuphead and Mugman: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Kirby and Meta Knight.

Kirby and Meta Knight: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Freddy Fazbear.

Freddy Fazbear: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Bonnie,Chica and Foxy.

Bonnie,Chica and Foxy: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Pac-Man and Taizo Hori.

Pac-Man and Taizo Hori: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Klonoa.

Klonoa: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Mega Man and Proto Man.

Mega Man and Proto Man: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Diddy Kong.

Diddy Kong: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Yoshi and Birdo.

Yoshi and Birdo: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Wario and Waluigi.

Wario and Waluigi: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Knuckles.

Knuckles: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Moto Bug,Burrobot,Caterkiller,Crabmeat and Roller.

5 Sonic Enemies: Here!

Dr. Lobe: Now everyone has all their backpacks. And no violent stuff allowed. Now let's unpack all the backpacks. [All the students unpack all the backpacks. The 5 Sonic enemies try to open a grenade launcher]

Roller: What? I can't open it!

Dr. Lobe: What's wrong, guys?

5 Sonic Enemies: We can't unpack the grenade launcher.

Dr. Lobe: Aw, my poor little boys. That's terrible. But don't feel too bad, guys. Maybe I can help unpack it for you. I'll just unpack the launcher and... [5 mini-grenades explode at Dr. Lobe] OW OW OW OWOWOWOWOWOW!!! What the heck is that for?!?

Roller: [laughs] That's funny! Your head a splode. [The enemies laugh]

Mario: Oh, momma mia! These mini-grenade tortured our teacher!

Dr. Lobe: 5 Sonic Enemies! We did not chose anything until that one has got to g- [Caterkiller uses a big hammer and uses it on Dr. Lobe] OW OW OW OW OW OW OWW OWWWWWWW! My head! My beautiful head! It hurts so bad! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWW! How... could... you.... do.... this.... to..... meeee?!?

Roller: Ohhhhhhhh, not much. Because it was too much extremely funny! That sounds like another attack for him. MWAAHAHAHAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! HEE HEE HEE HI-YA!

Burrobot: Yeah! Take that! Hee hee hee HI-YA! Now let me nunchuck you. [Burrobot uses nunchucks, and cracks Dr. Lobe's neck]

Dr. Lobe: Ouchie Ouchie! OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH! No more! I said no more, DO YOU HEAR ME, ENEMIES?!? NO MORE!

Moto Bug and Burrobot:YES MORE! YES MORE!

5 Sonic Enemies: YES MOOOOORE!!!!

Dr. Lobe: Don't you dare, you guys! Don't you da- [They use a AK-47 to try to kill Dr. Lobe] CUT THAT OUT!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!! If you ever do that again, I swear to God!

Roller: Now it's time for the finishing touches. KILL DR. LOBE!!!

Dr. Lobe: Nonononononononononononono! Don't do it! Anything but that!

Roller: Say what all you want, idiot. [They point the trigger at him]

5 Sonic Enemies: IT'S KILLIN' TIIIIME!!!

Dr. Lobe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [The 5 Sonic Enemies try to kill Dr. Lobe with their AK-47. Only his stomach was shot. Dr. Lobe starts bawling and crying] Why, you enemies? Whyyy-y-y-y-yyyyyyy?

Roller: That's what you get for being a bad teacher.

Dr. Lobe: What? You called me a bad teacher!? What does it mean?

Burrobot: It's means we have weapons. [Dr. Lobe becomes furious and angry. His eyes are on fire while furious and mad.] Uh-oh, we're so busted! [Dr. Lobe roars extremely loudly.]

Dr. Lobe: ***OH MY GOD!!!! MOTO BUG,BURROBOT,CATERKILLER,CRABMEAT AND ROLLER?!?!? HOW DARE 5 OF YOU BRING WEAPONS TO SCHOOL AND TRY TO BEAT ME UP ON ME AND HAVE PART OF MY STOMACH KILLED?!?!? YOU KNOW THAT WEAPONS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL!! THAT IS SO FREAKING IT!! YOU WILL GO TO THE PRINCIPAL BOWSER'S OFFICE AND HAVE A TALK HERE AFTERSCHOOL!!!!***

[A time card says: Afterschool...]

[The 5 Sonic Enemies go to Principal Bowser's office]

Principal Bowser: So, guys, why are you here in my office and why are you all 5 crying?

Roller: We brought weapons to school and try to beat up and kill Dr. Lobe and that's why we are all 5 of us here. [Principal Bowser was shocked. Principal Bowser was very angry and furious.]

Principal Bowser: ***OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MOTO BUG,BURROBOT,CATERKILLER,CRABMEAT AND ROLLER!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU BRING WEAPONS TO SCHOOL AND BEATING DR. LOBE UP!! YOU KNOW THAT WEAPONS ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY ILLEGAL!! THAT... IS... SO... FREAKING... IT!! YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE, BUT TO SAY... YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR! GO HOME FREAKING RIGHT NOW WHILE I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS!***

5 Sonic Enemies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! [they go home]

Sonic: Oh my freaking God! Moto Bug,Burrobot,Caterkiller,Crabmeat and Roller! How dare you bring weapons to school and try to beat up Dr. Lobe up!? You know that weapons here are too illegal! You will not bring weapons anymore to school, because they are not allowed at school. Now it's time to throw those weapons into the trash bin. Goodbye, you stupid garbage! [Sonic grabs the weapons and throws into the trash bin]

5 Sonic Enemies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Roller: Now look what you've done, Sonic! You just throw all our weapons away!

Sonic: Too bad, you haven't listen to me when I told you 5 before.

Burrobot: Please guys, we're admit it! We're really really really really really sorry! We promise never bring weapons again. Promise.

Sonic: Apology has been unacceptable, because you're grounded until Sonic The Hedgehog 2 comes out in theaters! Go upstairs to your rooms right now until the suspension is over!

5 Sonic Enemies: WE HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!! [They run upstairs to their rooms and go to bed.]