First Adventure Greentext

Many Legs

like "the dwarves of Many Legs are masters of spiders"

tfw my combat log keeps growing and I don't know when to stop including things

ok here is what I got when I finished

>Adventure start

    >North contains fungus and food

    >East contains raiders

    >South contains large glowing (?) crystal

    >West contains elaborate cave system, populated mostly by spiders

        >Tortenas wants to go north to fungus, everyone else wants to go west to spiders [Band travels west to spiders]

        >Tortenas attempts to eat cowê silk [finds allergy]

            >Tortenas throws up

                >Throw up is collected in a jar by Marc

Spider fight

    >The group finds two spiders (Spider A is 30lbs, Spider B is 50lbs)

        >Tortenas grapples Spider A

            >Jarg traps Spider A with cowê silk

                >Spider A likes Tortenas after being fed

                    >Spider A named Spood-beast

>Burist engages Spider B

   >Spider B has leg ripped off

     >Spider B is tasted [like "Spicy chewy meat"]

        >Burist attempts to lasso Spider B, planning to break it

            >Marc and Spider B caught in the lasso

                >Marc tries to fuck Spider B after stressing out and becoming lustful

                   >Spider B is killed

        >Yarvis creates "doop" from Spider B's corpse (a kind of spider soup)

        >Jarg creates masterpiece spider hat

        >Grognak has invented skelington  puns

        >Grognak reanimates torn leg from Spider B

        >Burist creates spider boots from Spider B

Giant Spider fight caused by Burist exploring

    >Burist charges Giant Spider

        >Burist is caught in Giant Spider's mouth

            >Burist starts to pass-out

    >Tortenas trips

        >Tortenas falls into Giant Spider's mouth

>Carlos attempts to ride Cowê into battle

        >Carlos slips into mouth of Giant Spider

    >Spood-beast ignores everyone

        >Spood-beast digs through the food supplies for remainder of battle

    >Jarg McEstral (wasniahC) helps keep Tortenas and Burist from falling asleep with the power of honk

 >Giant Spider attempts to toss contents of mouth

        >Burist is thrown from mouth, wakes up from impact against groud

            >Burist becomes lustful from stress, attempts to fuck Grognak

                >Burist is knocked out by Yarvis's shovel

        >Carlos is thrown from the mouth

        >Tortenas wiggles deeper into mouth, still conscious

    >Yarvis heals Tortenas and Burist

    >Marc and Grognak attempt stabbing the Giant Spider, are successful

        >Marc poisons the Giant Spider, slowing its movements

    >Tortenas avoids the stabs from Marc and Grognak while inside the Giant Spider's Throat

        >RIP AND TEAR

            >Tortenas does massive damage through grapples and punches

        >RIP AND TEAR

            >Tortenas exits through the throat

    >Carlos stabs his way into the Giant Spider

        >RIP AND TEAR

            >Carlos exits the other side of the Giant Spider

    >Giant Spider dies

        >Giant Spider falls on Marc

            >Entire band teams up to pull him out

Aftermath of Giant Spider

    >Burist starts making MATCHING SETS OF ARMOR from Giant Spider

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        >Jarg receives left-overs, due to power of bitchin' spider hat being good enough

    >Marc makes a nice dagger from chitin

    >Carlos breaks a spider fang, glues parts to pitchfork

    >Grognak keeps a leg to try reanimating

    >Tortenas finds stream and fish, names fish Yarls

        >Yarls are non-aggressive

        >everyone washes off in stream

    >Tortenas takes first watch, no activity

    >Burist takes second watch, food seems to be being stolen

        >Burist wakes up Jarg to help look for culprit

            >Jarg chases culprit away with honks

Start of the next day

    >Everyone is well rested

    >Band is named

        >Stone Legs (Formal name, polite)

        >BDSM - Big Damn Spider Molestors (Informal name, considered rude)