Bellum Bellorum

> for many years The Spiffing Brit has traveled from reality to reality exploiting The Cheesy Exploits and harnessing their power as he prepares for the final great battle for the universe in the far future.
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## Bellum Bellorum, The War of Wars

The sides in Bellum Bellorum are unknown, this is a guess.

### Performers

All Mortals and Immortals, and perhaps all gods

### Location

Everywhere

Bellum Bellorum, Latin for The War of Wars, is a war of epic proportions which will be fought to determine the fates of all realities. Very little is known about when this war will be fought or why, but most believe that The Spiffing Brit gathers The Cheesy Exploits to prepare for it. This belief has led many to think that Erihskroy, the one to whom Spiff's exploits are offered, will play a major role, though this is not confirmed.

The event which starts Bellum Bellorum could be anything, from Reanu Keeves escaping the Tod-verse to a situation very much like the movie *Highlander* in which every being of power feels compelled to gather at a spot and fight to the death until only one remains,

What is known about Bellum Bellorum is that whoever wins will rule all planes of existence and will mold them to suit their own desires.

## Alliances and Sides of Bellum Bellorum

Who fill fight with whom in Bellum Bellorum is unknown. In fact, the number of sides (anywhere from two sides to a free-for-all) is unknown as well. This has led many to hypothesize about who might team up and who will definitely be enemies. Here is the best of their speculation.

### Positive Relationships

These Immortals have positive relationships with each other and would be likely to team up.

* Todd Howard and Jay Shagsby are on good terms because they both believe that mortal lives are valuable.
* Glitterhoof was given Immortality by 100 Stat Man (who is now in his Mega Chad form)

### Negative Relationships

These Immortals despise each other and would most certainly not team up.

* Todd Howard and Reanu Keeves, once close friends, have long since become mortal enemies.
* Seymore Clevarge and Elon Husk are not on speaking terms because of Seymore's neglect which led to Elon's numerous divorces.
* Reanu Keeves killed 100 Stat Man in his first incarnation and Justin Cider.
* Melon Man killed Seymore Clevarge and perhaps Elon Husk.
* Reanu Keeves, Barry Boneraiser, Dr. Hodd Toward, Bario the Despoiler, Zark Muckerberg, Seymore Clevarge, Elon Husk, Melon Man, and Justin Cider think only of themselves and dislike pretty much everyone else. Their shared narcissism might unite them though as they destroy those who hold actual ideals.

### Unknown Relationships

These characters could like or dislike each other, we don't know.

* Everyone who has never met
* If Melon Man did not kill Elon Husk, then Husk would like Melon Man for killing Seymore Clevarge. If he did kill Elon though, they would dislike each other.
* If the Six Bonelords learned from Jay Shagsby's example and discovered the value of human life, then they would team up. However, there is a chance that the Bonelords remain set in their tyrannical ways, and are still resentful about the events of The Great Shagsby Revolution.