Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: Tex and F

If you thought my encounters with THX trailers were over, think again. However, I didn't find this trailer as scary as the other ones I have encountered.

I was at Walmart with my mom shopping. I decided to go to the DVD section to find any rare DVDs. However, after like 50 seconds of looking, I found a very interesting one.

It was an Alphabet Lore DVD, but THX-certified. The cover consisted of T, E, and X (since they spell Tex) up close to the camera with scared expressions, while Tex and F were in the background. The DVD was called “Tex and F.”

There was one thing off; the title on the DVD cover looked rather wonky. I ignored that and showed my mom the DVD. She said we could get it since I’ve been so good this week.

When we bought it, the cashier lady told us it was free and we were happy to get it.

Once we got home, I helped mom with the groceries. Once I was finished with that, I took the disc out of the DVD, grabbed my portable DVD player, put the disc in, and sat back to enjoy.

My mom said she would lay down for a nap while I watch the trailer. I replied with “Okay.” and then she went to her bedroom to nap.

The DVD abruptly started with the menu. Much like the Tex and Zurg and Randall trailers that Rohan saw, the menu featured the characters on the menu in white boxes, while Tex was in a red box.

The options were the same as well. I pressed play to watch the trailer. And when I did, yet another warning came up.

“This trailer was originally released as a YouTube ad made for the release of Alphabet Lore, but was later banned and released on DVD. Watch at your own risk.”

“Oh, boy.” I said.

The trailer started with a shot of an empty building. After 5 seconds, Tex and F walked in.

“Well, F, you ready?” Tex asked.

“F…” F said.

“Good.” Tex said. He then grabbed out his chainsaw while F just growled.

It then cut to inside the building, where a man resembling Mike Salcedo, the creator of Alphabet Lore was inside.

“Okay, I’ve got everything ready in case that robot appears.” The man resembling Salcedo said.

He looked around, waiting for the robot to show up. “Any minute now…”

After 4 seconds of waiting, Tex then teleported in front of him.

"What?!" The man yelled.

“Oh, silly Mikey.” Tex chuckled. “Your traps don’t work on me. But don’t worry. I’m not gonna kill you.”

“Oh, thank goodness.” The man said.

“Nope, WE are gonna kill you!” Tex said, as F walked in from behind.

“I gotta get out of here!” The man said, as he ran up the stairs.

“F! Our victim is getting away!” Tex told F. “Let’s get him!”

F growled in agreement, before running up the stairs with Tex, who had his chainsaw out.

It then showed two shots; first, it showed the man running from Tex and F, trying to find a place to hide, and second, it showed Tex and F running down the hallway, chasing the man.

Tex was running the closest, while F was catching up.

Eventually, after 10 seconds, they caught up with the man.

“Found ya!” Tex yelled, as he wielded his chainsaw.

“Please don’t kill me!” The man pleaded. “I didn’t do anything.”

“...says the man who set up a trap for me.” Tex mocked.

“Okay, that’s true but you deserved it!” The man said, panicking.

“How dare you say that to the T-man?!” Tex said. “That’s it! It’s time to die!”

He and F charged towards the man, and right before they made contact with him, the screen cut to black, as I could hear blood splattering, chainsaw buzzing, biting (presumably from F), Tex’s evil laughter, and the man’s agonizing scream.

“What am I watching?” I asked myself.

The trailer still wasn’t over yet, it showed a shot of the THX hideout.

There was silence for 3 seconds until T popped up from the ground. “Taey!”

After T appeared, E appeared. “Eee!”

And finally, X dropped down. “X!”

All of a sudden, they began to wonder where they were. “Taey?”

They all looked around, confused at where they were. Just then, after looking around for a few seconds, they heard evil laughter.

“Eee?” E asked worriedly.

All of a sudden, Tex dropped down with F, grinning evilly.

“TAEEY!” T yelled.

“Hello there, letters. What are you all doing in my hideout?” Tex said.

X then looked at F with an angry expression. “X…”

F did the same to X. “F…”

It showed close-ups of their faces one by one as a black border covered the top and bottom of the screen.

As it did that, the camera zoomed out to show that the black border was actually F, who had X in his mouth. F then chewed up X, killing him.

Just then, F dropped the corpse of X. His tongue was sticking out, his eyes were both X, and there were marks on his body.

“Taey!” T gasped in horror.

Tex then walked up to X’s corpse and chuckled at it. “Now that he’s done for, who’s next?”

“Eee!” E yelled. He and T ran off.

“Oh, they're not going anywhere. Let’s get them, F!” Tex told F.

“F!” F said. Then they ran after them. F was hopping while Tex was flying with his jetpack.

It then cut to E and T running. T was underground running while E was hopping. After 6 seconds of running, F caught up to E and started biting him.

E groaned in agony as he was being attacked by F. After a few seconds, F spat E out as he had marks on his body.

T popped out of the ground and yelled “Taey!”

Tex then flew to E, now holding a flamethrower.

“You got any final words?” Tex asked E, as he pointed the flamethrower to E’s face.

“Eee…” E said, weakly.

Tex then burnt E with his flamethrower as E screamed in a very loud tone.

Once Tex was done burning E, he turned off his flamethrower and looked at T as he grabbed out his chainsaw to kill T.

“Taey…?” T whimpered in fear.

Tex then flew over to T, holding his chainsaw in the air, preparing to kill T with it.

T squinted as he was about to get killed by the psycho robot.

Just then, Tex swung the chainsaw down on T, but much to his surprise, it didn’t kill him.

“What the…” Tex asked in shock. “Let me try again.”

Tex continued to swing his chainsaw down on T, but it still didn’t kill him.

“This is harder than I thought.” Tex said, before he had an idea. “Tex, you're a genius!”

Tex then brought out his hammer and began whacking it on T until he was nothing but scrap metal. He laughed maniacally as he was killing his victim. The screen then cut to black.

It then cut to an empty hallway. There was silence for four seconds until Q slithered in. “Kyoo!”

However, Q then got nervous at where he was. “Kyoo?”

Q then looked around the hallway, before noticing the corpse of Mike Salcedo. He then noticed the exit and came slithering toward it.

It showed Q’s POV slithering toward the exit. Just then, Tex and F teleported in front of him.

“Hello, sparky.” Tex said. “Where’s your mommy?”

“Kyoo!” Q yelled. He then found a crowbar and threw it at Tex, hitting him in the head.

“YOWW!” Tex yelled. “That’s it! Let’s get him!”

Tex and F then charged at Q, the former holding his mallet.

Q let out a short scream and tried slithering away, but he was hit by Tex’s mallet, knocking him over.

F then approached Q, holding Tex’s chainsaw with his mouth. He held the chainsaw in the air and swung it down on Q, but before it made contact with him, it cut to black.

It then showed a shot of the THX logo as seen in the Moo Can trailer. Just then, the deep note raised and played, but instead of the screams, it instead was the sound of every letter from Alphabet Lore.

The Deep Note sounded kinda cool in my opinion. When the Deep Note faded out, Tex and F dropped down to the ground and faced the audience.

“Greetings, Alphabet Lore fans. The Sexiest Texiest of all Dexiest Pexiest has just teamed up with F. Say hey, F.” Tex said, looking at F.

“F…” F snarled.

Tex then looked back at the screen. “You heard him. We’re not done with our journey yet. We still have more characters that disrespected our company to kill. So, with that said, if you’re afraid of me, F, or my company, I will find you and F will eat you up in pieces. Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let Tex and F bite!”

Tex then grabbed F and flew off laughing evilly. The THX slogan, “The Audience is Listening”, dropped down, but the letters in it were replaced with the ones from Alphabet Lore. The screen then faded to black.

As always, I thought there was gonna be a jumpscare, and there was.

It was a closeup of F, but his eyes were black with red dots and there was blood on his teeth. In the background was the Howie scream, the Wilhelm scream, cymbals crashing and piano banging, although it was nowhere near as loud as the other jumpscares. It then took me back to the menu.

If I’m being honest, I actually liked that trailer. It wasn’t too scary unlike the other ones I saw, and so, I managed to keep it.

However, I still knew that Adam Kennington made it.

If you come across this trailer, maybe you should watch it. However, just be aware of the jumpscare at the end.

(This is my final THXpasta before I leave the THX community.)