Yousuf Car

### **Overview**

On January 16, 2023 at 1:10 AM EST, a video, originally posted by Instagram user xaedazoe, was sent to the YG Mandem Bombaclaat Instagram Group Chat by YG member Kevin (AKA Holetickler). The video was a variation of the widely-known *Dark Skins vs. Light Skins* meme trope, depicting in grand hyperbole the differences in how people belonging to the two skin tones fill their gas. While the Dark Skin in the video appears normal and even slightly annoyed at the act of filling his gas, the Light Skin is seen graciously performing Digital Penetration and Cunnilingus on the gas tank opening of his car to an R&B song. He then proceeds to rigidly slide the gas pump’s phallic nozzle into the opening, attempting to imitate a mild case of Vaginismus. Soon, he takes it a step further. Seeing no further need for tools, he takes his shirt off and gets on his tippy toes to penetrate the open gas filler with his own penis, while the gas volume and cost meters continue to increase, implying that Light Skins’ ejaculate may contain a refined oil content.

One minute later, at 1:11 AM EST, Hasan (AKA Exo) sends a post of his own to the chat. The post was a screenshot of a tweet from user Kingblicc, saying,

> "yall remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere"
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Following this message, Hemdan happened to reply to Kevin's initial message containing the car video, simply stating his displeasure with a "👎". However, this was followed almost instantaneously by a message from Yousuf (AKA Yidii), saying, "Yo I did that shit in front of ALL the dubai hoes in grade 5". This was quickly succeeded by Yousuf clarifying that he was talking about an instance of vomiting in class, not performing sexual acts with an automobile.

For the next few minutes, Yousuf explained the occurrence, and the chat appeared to drift onto a different topic of "rappers shouting out the most random nba players".

Just when it seemed that the minor misunderstanding from just minutes before had come and gone, at 1:17 AM EST, Kevin sent another video, this time recorded from his own device, to the chat. The thumbnail of the video was a black screen on Windows Media Player, paused at 0:00 on a video simply titled "yousuf car", with a caption text of "whats this 🤨🤨" layered on top of the video. When played, the video shows a mobile phone camera capture of a car on a driveway, but a figure can be seen clearly thrusting its hips up into the rear end of the vehicle, highly possibly to indicate a display of Mechanophilia. When taking a closer look, this figure can be deciphered to be Yousuf.

    The events of this incident occurred in a mere 7 minutes from start to finish, but the consequences would prove to be dire and prolonged. While many YGs were purely finding comedic value out of this revealing piece of media, few others saw this as a potential gateway to catastrophe in the YG universe, likening it to the September 11 Attacks but with videos of Yousuf fucking a car in place of Boeing 767 and 757's. These worries were soon realities, as the event had triggered what is known as the Grade 9 Hamz Leak, and the inception of the YG Leak Cold War.

### **Transcripts**

The following are messages taken directly from the group chat during the instances. Some messages may have been concatenated to add to transcript flow.

> *Yousuf: "I'm finished. I'm actually finished."*
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> *Hemdan (aside): "inside the car"*
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> *Yousuf: Nah it's over for me. Feds did a sweep. This guy has that shit labeled bro. You sick fuck Kevin 😭😭😭."*
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> - Yousuf's initial reaction to the leaked video
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> *Abhi: "that's what I'm saying HOW"*
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> *Yousuf: "Yall laughing right now bro yall don’t even know what kinda shit this guy has in the archives."*
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> *Ryan: "Nah I'm fucking crying"*
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> *Hasan: "this shit gonna set us back a few years no doubt"*
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> - Various YG's ponder on the consequences and causes of the event
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> *Yousuf: "I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THAT. This is like the president of a country getting exposed bro whole YG economy going into a recession. I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE. I THOUGHT I GOT AWAY WITH IT ALL."*
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> *Abhi: "Unlucky. Next time."*
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> - Yousuf's despair
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