Binguspedia Wiki

**Welcome to the true Story of Bingus**
Greetings You have now entered the updated log of all of Bingus's past, present, and future missions and experiences

The Beginning

It all started with a plan but not a good plan, a plan to rob a bank. The evil mastermind behind this plan name was Bongusmithdoodlefranksilpdimarsithajamin the thirty-second but he goes by the devilish name of Bongus. His plan was simple, he would create a clone of himself so he could have a sidekick on his treacherous mission. Bongus read and researched cloning for almost three months until he decided it was finally time to build the machine he worked on the machine for a year and a half trying to match the blueprint down to the bolt. After all one missing screw or bent support, it could cause malfunctions. Once he finished the machine it was time for the cloning process to begin, he started by taking a full body scan and he uploaded it to a custom digital program he also created for the machine. He then gave the clone more strength and speed than him to ensure that he would not be harmed in the process. He also added another feature and that was flying. He wanted to make sure that if anyone caught them they would have an easy escape. Once he finished editing the clone he clicked on the machine icon and pressed clone. Little did he know there was one quality he had forgotten to edit and that was personality. Unfortunately for Bongus, the default setting for personality includes the following traits: kind, respectful, trustworthy, responsible, honest, but best of all determined. He realized his mistake halfway through the cloning process, he tried everything he could to get the machine to stop and he finally decided to destroy the machine. But by the time it was broken the damage had already been done, and the clone had been created. Bongus panicked; he had to think of something to do and quickly. The clone's eyes began to open.

“Hello my name is Bongusmithdoodlefranksilpdimarsithajamin the thirty-second, and your name is Bongusmithdoodlefranksilpdimarsithajamin the thirty-second and a half, you must not trust anything else but me, not even your heart, I am your leader now. The clone squinted, his eyes had never been exposed to light before. He looked around the cluttered room not seeing much until he saw a big blue colored poster that said: “Evil Plan Of Despicable Evil” that's when it all started to come to him, the machine, the black suits, and the evil plans of despicable evil. He was being used as a minion for Bongus’s evil plan of despicable evil. He knew this was not right but he couldn't let Bongus know he knew. So he made a plan, an amazing plan of amazing amazingness.

“Now let's begin our plan,” said Bongus with an evil grin on his face

“Yes, master” uttered the clone trying to keep a straight face.

“Walk with me” exclaimed Bongus

Bongus and the clone walked toward Bongus’s evil plan of despicable evil.

“This is my plan, as you can see the first step is to call the bank and tell them that there will be a large deposit coming in today and that they should have the vault ready for me”

“Yes, Master” mumbled the clone.

The clone picked up the phone but instead of dialing the bank, he dialed nine-one-one. The phone rang then he heard someone pick up.

“Nine-one-one what's your emergency,” The responder asked

Then the clone said “Ladies and gentlemen we got em"

Bongus heard this immediately

“You little rat” he yelled

He jumped and got ready to pounce. The clone wondered if this was the end. He was proud to know that if he died he would die a hero. Bongus was about to squash him when he heard gunshots at the door. He froze he had been caught in 4K. The FBI kicks down the door sending it flying across the room and destroying the whiteboard on which Bongus’s Evil Plan Of Despicable Evil was drawn. Bongus tries to escape but the FBI grabs him by the arms and puts handcuffs around his wrists. The police take Bongus out of the room but before they leave they salute to the clone and then shut the door. The