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Popcorn

"I don't know."

"Popcorn."

Little is known about the mysterious being, save for these few magnanimous words. In its infinite wisdom, the true meaning behind said speech is truly unfathomable: Even the Overdeity of Knowledge, King Julian, would have difficulty deciphering it.

But, one thing is certain: whatever the meaning, however obfuscated it must be, the great being spoke from on high. Their words are not to be taken lightly.

Popcorn, brother. Popcorn.
Liz Titanblood

## OOC

(information to rearrange)Liz Titanblood is a squat, strongly built woman with tanned skin and short, curly brown hair who was first encountered long ago as a Paladin on the continent of Varisia. Liz is possessed of incredible strength due to titan blood elixir, which her family has been making for centuries based on a recipe an ancestor recovered from The Book.

The elixir resembles a thick treacle, and smells atrocious, but when drunk grants a temporary, massive surge of strength, and when imbibed for long periods of time, grants a lasting physical power that gives ordinary beings strength sufficient to hurl a cart all the way to the moon, or so Liz claims.

Liz Titanblood was eventually chosen by the Overdeities to participate in the tournament of the Last dawn, where she gave an excellent showing, wielding her trademark iron staff to great effect.

Liz Titanblood's story is as of yet ongoing, and we don't know where she'll end up next.
Patches Jingle

A christmas Paordy song of Jingle Bells written by Zerxrez December 14 2021. It tells the story of the Planescape: GTFO campaign.

### Lyrics

Running through a plane

Have some enemies to slay

Everything would be mundane

But they all came back next day!

Dragons and airships we see

Filling us with fright

We quickly climb into a tree

To leave this plane tonight!

Patches pushed, us all down

In a planer gate

And now we try to get back home

To punch him in the face, hey!

Patches pushed, us all down

In a planer gate

And now we try to get back home

To punch him in the face!

Now the ground is hot

There's charcoal in the air

To South Hole we must trot

Need Motorcycle fare

Quest for magic item:

A crown that makes you bleed

Find some wights we fight'em

And then we all leave!

Oh, Patches pushed, us all down

In a planer gate

And now we try to get back home

To punch him in the face, hey!

Patches pushed, us all down

In a planer gate

And now we try to get back home

To punch him in the face!
Ryle Catsi

Ryle Catsi was an elven magus played by Zerxrez in the Seven Seals Campaign.

## Campaigns

### Seven Seals Session:

Ryle only appeared in a single session. She appeared in the campaign when Natsume accidentally started a bar fight with Corongor and his family, luckily Idon and Ryle were there to save her. After the brawl (where Idon should've died) Ryle decided to join up with Natsume in her suicidal quest on the one one condition the she would then be the owner of The Ashblade (and after reading her fortune). Natsume proceeded to make the binding agreement and the group left the town, while out Natsume revealed she had no plan, so they then went back to the city to look up information. While there Natsume accidentally became enslaved to the Nameless Cult, ending the campaign.

## OOC

Ryle was made using the Pathfinder system. This is her most up to date character sheet.
Damohan

Note: The following are direct copy-pastes from the Discord server. The actual lore, reflected on ArchGM's notes, may differ and should be corrected as necessary.

Damohan Lore: 8 disciples carved up the land Gods live on the sun, giving orders when they feel like it -One side of their city is opaque, the other is clear -The gods have many many lenses set up, which they use to fire lazers -Gods are very active, to the point you might bump into one in a cafe Everyone very religious -People can pray to the gods using a specific mantra, and get a response from them -It varies what the gods will grant, and some of them are more prone to certain requests than others -They will generally intervene only for things that could be passed off as coincidence Very witch hunty and heretic purdy Church is composed of: -the Priests -Inquisition -Golden Mask Legionaires

Damohan Fauna: -Giant jellyfish fly through the sky, getting shot down when they get too large

Damohan Deities Ranata – Goddess of arts and crafts. Generally, looks like a female fair-haired ferret headed Zulakan. A bit controlling, interacts with her worshipper’s lots. People are her projects. Laliana – Goddess of the untamed and wild (wilderness, untamed people). Appears often as a female Daika. Free spirit. Doesn’t interfere too much with her followers Bakala – God/Goddess of Emotion, appears as Fenar. Genderfluid god. Very attentive. The most active of the gods. Very empathetic. Jenati – God of hierarchy and power structure. Humanoid cockatoo, 3 cockatoo crests, multiple sets of wings. One of the most formal gods. Speaks in what sounds like inspirational quotes. Approachable. Likes to keep the status quo as is. Kensi – God of history and memeory. Least seen. Appears as a faceless mannequin-looking thing. Super reclusive. Can see into the past better than the other gods. Quiet, introverted god. He hates Oggers of Aeons
Barty the Bard

Barty the Bard is a character portrayed by Looweeja in The Seven Seals 2 campaign. He was a Reptoid bard.

## Backstory

A young Reptoid found the body of. Bartholomus Zuldorn-Darkflame in a back alley in Varisia, vaguely recognized him, donned his appearance, ate his body, and renamed himself Barty the Bard. Barty has since set out on an adventure to finish breaking The Seven Seals.

## Campaign

**Session 1**

Barty accompanied Natsume Ashblade through the jungle and met with Fiona Retcarach and Harry Beardbeard. Barty, as it turned out, was a surprisingly good tracker and found an old road which lead to the tomb of Aratef Ashblade. Once inside, they were swarmed by bats, which damaged Barty quite a bit. Barty later tried to bargain with a statue but intimidated it to the point of it breathing fire at him, which knocked him unconscious.

**Session 2**

## OOC

Character sheet: http://charactersheet.co.uk/pathfinder/#/sheet/5afb1377e81ed700049eae52
Aria Stormspear

Aria Stormspear was an amnesiac dwelf ranger with a fondness for exotic arrows, cool shades, and loose women.

She stands seven feet tall, has a bow taller than her, flowing platinum-blonde locks, and otherwise looks like the European equivalent of an amazon.

Will shoot things for gold, and had a pet pomeranian - until she strapped it to an arrow. Has cool sunglasses, rarely backs down from a fight, and is the sort who will let her arrows fly and assume she won't hit the hostage.Once had quite a variety of small animal companions, but all met grisly fates due to being used as ammo. Her sister stopped sending her them after the Komodo dragon.

## Backstory

Was once wanted for murder, arson and grand theft tequila, until a freak storm of arrows put a stop to anyone sending bounty hunters after her. She still doesn't remember how she initially got into that situation.

Has had numerous lovers - some of them twice, since she forgot why she left them in the first place. Relatively few of them are dead.

Once jilted a wizardess by having an affair with a succubus she summoned up over her - that was perhaps a year ago.

## OOC

Favours shooting weapons out of people's hands, and had quite the collection at one point - unfortunately, she can't recall where it is.

Has killed at least seven people in single combat, and has forgotten at least a dozen more.

People once tried to burn her at the stake, but she fled to somewhere warm and sunny, got involved with a vampiress, and ended up running away at noon when things went downhill.
Natsume Ashblade

Natsume Ashblade, third daughter of Arataef Ashblade. In an act of rebellion against her sisters Natsume decided to prove herself by completing the quest her father never could "The Seven Seals". Now she journeys forth with her newfound friends to break the seals and prove herself to her family and the world!

A ninja played by Taco.
Jimbo and the Jet-Set 1

**Jimbo and the Jet-Set 1** is a UK VHS release on 13th July 1987 by BBC Enterprises Ltd. It contains twelve episodes from the 1986 children's TV cartoon series of "Jimbo and the Jet-Set" which is created and produced by Peter Maddocks.

## Episodes

1. The Little Big Problem
2. First Time Fliers
3. The Old Timer
4. Jimbo Down-Under
5. April Fools Day
6. Jimbo and the Whale
7. The Chief Gets a Rocket
8. Jungle Jimbo
9. Chinese Pandamonium
10. Trouble at Sea
11. Quiet Please
12. Jinglebells Jimbo

## Trailers and info

It starts with a view of the video collection catalogue with a sky background and videos anywhere, one of which is the Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends Coal and Other Stories VHS, easily identified by the orange background on the cover. The announcer says **"Welcome to The Video Collection. Our brand new catalogue is packed with great films."**

it is followed by a montage of clips of the following and in order:

* Ring of Bright Water
* Richard lll
* Mr. Blandings Builds his Dream House
* She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
* Escape to Victory
* The Way Ahead
* Tommy Cooper
* Benny Hill and Friends
* Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
* Tin Tin (The Animated Series)
* Dennis
* Thundercats
* Button Moon
* Teddy Ruxpin
* Music Videos of Phil Collins, Queen and Hot Chocolate under the Gold Rushes range (Possibly a successor to The Video Music Collection range)
* Finally, there are the front cover of two videos, one about making the most of your house and the other Jane fonda's Prime Time Workout

The 1987 promo ends with The Video Collection 1986 logo as the Announcer says: **"Films, cartoons, music and much, much more. A galaxy of entertainment that is close to your high street and part of your home. The Video Collection. Britain's biggest selling video label!"**
Pink Kingdom, The

This article is for the location called "The Pink Kingdom." For the Pink Kingdom Campaign, refer to the "Pink Kingdom Campaign."

The Pink kingdom was a realm on Pthfnder that existed in ancient times, and owes its existence to the Book. It's an odd place, having pink sprinkles with mind-control properties for soil, giant crystal towers that maintain and spread its influence, a massive fairy-tale castle in the middle, numerous giant flowers, and an extradimensional gate that spat out killer giant stuffed animals on a regular basis.

The Kingdom is ruled by Alalla, a gnome child who gained power from the book on the level of a legendary sorceress, and now rules the kingdom with a child's general disregard for anything other than her games. Considering her will is enforced by twelve- foot stuffed bunnies with executioner's hoods and axes, this is a bad thing.

Alalla's henchman, 'Dolly Vader', a humanoid mannequin with a painted face and a number of elemental powers appeared to run the day-to-day operations of the kingdom, but appeared to remain loyal to Alalla. Dolly appeared much later for a brief time in an age where the world had begun to hate and fear magic, and appeared somewhat lost and damaged, possibly due to the fall of the Pink Kingdom.

It isn't known exactly why the kingdom ceased to exist, but it likely took quite a bit of power or cleverness to make it do so, considering the extreme power its ruler held and her willingness to use it. All that is certain is that centuries later, nothing remains of the kingdom, and its fall remains a total mystery.
101 Great Goals

**101 Great Goals** is a UK VHS release by BBC Enterprises Ltd on 5th October 1987 and then re-released in 1994 by BBC Video.

## Trivia

BBC Video 1980-1988 Does Not Drawn Away at the Very End of the VHS and so far this is the Only VHS Where BBC Video 1980-1988 Wins in the End.

## Opening

1. The Video Collection "A Galaxy of Entertainment" promo from 1987
2. Warning screen
3. BBC Video Star logo (1980-1988) (101 Great Goals variant)
4. Start of 101 Great Goals

## Closing

1. End of 101 Great Goals
2. BBC Video Star logo (1980-1988) with BBC Video Star closing theme
3. Warning screen

## Trailers and info

It starts with a view of the video collection catalogue with a sky background and videos anywhere, one of which is the Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends Coal and Other Stories VHS, easily identified by the orange background on the cover. The announcer says **"Welcome to The Video Collection. Our brand new catalogue is packed with great films."**

it is followed by a montage of clips of the following and in order:

* Ring of Bright Water
* Richard lll
* Mr. Blandings Builds his Dream House
* She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
* Escape to Victory
* The Way Ahead
* Tommy Cooper
* Benny Hill and Friends
* Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
* Tin Tin (The Animated Series)
* Dennis
* Thundercats
* Button Moon
* Teddy Ruxpin
* Music Videos of Phil Collins, Queen and Hot Chocolate under the Gold Rushes range (Possibly a successor to The Video Music Collection range)
* Finally, there are the front cover of two videos, one about making the most of your house and the other Jane fonda's Prime Time Workout

The 1987 promo ends with The Video Collection 1986 logo as the Announcer says: **"Films, cartoons, music and much, much more. A galaxy of entertainment that is close to your high street and part of your home. The Video Collection. Britain's biggest selling video label!"**
Smith Stevenson

Smith Scott Stevenson was created by Looweeja in the Christmas Special 2017, and further played him in a Wizards of Shapzar campaign run by TacoCat.

## Campaigns

### Christmas Special 2017

Smith was a "Replacement Reindeer" for the Reindeer of Shapzar, but he was just an average human. He couldn't fly and had no powers of any kind. He was only a backup for the Reindeer to keep the appearance of 8.

### Wizards of Shapsar 2[needs citation]

Then, on one occasion, he was presented with the opportunity to work as a Wizard of Shapzar, which he took. He didn't really bother to tell anyone he wasn't at all powerful. However he was quite skilled with a gun.

On his first mission (with Pip, Nick Stanley and Neniek Delaam) they came across a town that hated PC's and killed a bunch of people with a laser rifle as well as destroying a booby trapped magic shop. He also ordered a canon, which killed a number of Abku and Neniek.
Magic cocaine

A dangerous substance made of the essence of destroyed souls. It is by far the most chaotic substance in existence, and is thought to power the magic of Pthfnder in some way. Death values this substance highly, and has agreed to resurrect people for enough of it in the past.

Magic cocaine is a core ingredient in the making of Fortune Cookies, and makes up almost the entirety of Shapzar.

At some point, the Wizards of Shapzar began treating it as a banned substance, which is probably very wise of them, given its propensity to cause magical explosions and areas of chaos.
Infini-cleave

Ah, Infinicleave. The blade's fame is so great that it replaced the name of the warrior who wields it with its own.

A sword from the world of Pthfnder, Infinicleave was once an ordinary greatsword, until it was enchanted by a being known only as the dungeon merchant to be so much more. The dungeon merchant ignored the ordinary limits to how many enchantments can be laid on a single item, and as a result, the glade became enchanted with around two dozen different effects, some multiple applications of the same thing, due to the adventurers within the dungeon deciding to funnel all their gold thus far into enchanting the blade. Needless to say, it went well.

Infinicleave strikes as fast as the wind, allowing for a dozen swings or more in a few seconds, it unleashes acid upon anything it strikes, and has a number of other odd properties as well that have not been properly documented, but add up to the blade doing a ton of damage to anything it hits.

It's a terrifying weapon, and due to its acidic properties, could probably be used to cleave through solid rock if the wielder wished to do so. At the moment, history places the blade as still being with its original wielder - for now.
Neneik Delaam

Neneik Delaam is a ratfolk witch who appeared in the Fallen Fortress campaign. He was a lovely fellow. Bit of an accent, had a little raptor named Celazaar as a familiar.

## Backstory

Neneik hails from a city known as Magnimar, located along the southern trade routes. In his youth, he was a precocious child, always poking around wizard's workshops and weird old stones with his friends, playing pranks on the local guard, and otherwise getting himself into trouble.

At one point, he got himself into trouble he couldn't get out of alone, when he and one or two others were abducted by a minor wizard, and spirited away to a hidden sanctum to be sacrificed in the pursuit of greater knowledge and darker powers.

It was during this misadventure he met his familiar, Celazaar, and made the pact with the spirits that began his training as a witch. With Celazaar's help, Neneik was able to unleash some of the creatures the wizard had captured, and he and his friends made their escape from the sanctum to the background music of the wizard being eaten alive.

Following that escapade, Neneik joined a crew on the trading ship *Flying Rabbit*, and slowly made his way northward over the next several years, swapping ships and learning mystic powers as he went, eventually arriving at the Fallen Fortress.

## Campaign

### Fallen Fortress

Neniek struck up a friendship with Ronnoc Darkflame, and their conversations on different cultures became a recurring theme throughout the campaign, covering such themes as instantaneously learning the language of elemental air; Auran, the giant pit in Urealms where people throw all the bodies, and other points of interest.

Neb Aslo and Neneik also got along particularly well, both of them being ratfolk, and as such, sharing a certain common bond as exists between all ratfolk, and both being of rather more mercantile mindsets than the more incorrigible adventuring outlook. Had they ever hit a major trading city and been given the chance to stay, they would likely have begun swindling their way through all Varisia.

Sadly, upon reaching the giant turtle known as Vancouver, the group split up due to the intervention of the Wizards of Shapzar. Neneik ended up travelling to Shapsar in the search for greater magical power, but after completing an apprenticeship and joining the Medical branch, was utterly destroyed in an explosion of magical fire on his first mission, which may have been something of a relief to him, as multiple botched rolls had resulted in a singular number of gigantic extra fingers appearing on him.

## OOC

Neneik was fabulous. I was quite disappointed when the Fallen fortress campaign ended. Perhaps his decision to join the Wizards of Shapsar was an ill-fated one, but had the dice been kinder, he could have been magnificent. -ArchGm
Brim & Catlin

They are two Muppet born characters that came from Nimurai who were send to the Muppet-setting to purposely destabilize it currency and create a hostile take over.

Brim is a samurai with a clock in his head

Clock Head - -2 Agility - +4 Intellect - Special Trait – Clock heads allow its user to better perceive time and it’s passing as well as keeping a better handle on reality. However, they are bulky and make pulling off cool moves more difficult

Special Trait – The mechanical gears that power the clock put your brain into overdrive making you much smarter. Once per combat, you can roll Intellect against your opponent and choose to outsmart your opponent no matter how contrived your situation is.

Catlin is a ninja with a kite head that lets Catlin fly

- Kite Head- -2 Strength - +4 Agility - A kite head will allow the you to soar, hover, and jump very well, as well as take falls, but as a weak piece of fabric it doesn’t do very well in a fight and is highly flammable
Batman

Batman was an NPC that appeared in the Fallen Fortress Campaign .

## Campaign

Batman first appeared in the second room of the second floor of the Fallen Fortress. He wrapped [character] in bats and disappeared. Later, in the woods near Biston, he was spotted again.

## OOC

Batman was a joke character designed to take [character] out of the game. His recurrences were part of a larger TPK arc that never came to fruition.

Character Sheet
A Song for Europe 1979

**A Song for Europe 1979** is a UK VHS release by BBC Video on 14th August 1984.

## Description

The **United Kingdom** held a national preselection to choose the song that would go to the **Eurovision Song Contest 1979**. A Song for Europe 1979 was planned to take place at the Royal Albert Hall in London on 8 March.

After a day's rehearsals at the Royal Albert Hall a strike by BBC technicians stopped the show. Audio recordings of the songs were voted on by 14 regional juries: Bristol, Bangor, Leeds, Norwich, Newcastle, Aberdeen, Birmingham, Belfast, Cardiff, Plymouth, Glasgow, Southampton and London. The jury in Manchester could not be contacted and since the winner had a more than 12 point winning margin, their scores were not included. This led to an immaterial tie for second place. The following day, the 12 songs were broadcast on Terry Wogan's Radio 2 show and a recap of the top places, plus an interview with the winners took place on the BBC TV Show Nationwide the same evening. The Manchester scores were eventually verified, with song 12 'Fantasy' being awarded 2nd place ahead of song 6 'Call My Name'.

Black Lace were the winners of A Song for Europe with "Mary Ann" and went on to place 7th at the 1979 Eurovision Song Contest in Jerusalem, Israel.

This was also the first Eurovision since 1972 in which Terry Wogan did not provide either the television or radio commentary. Wogan had originally been scheduled to provide the television commentary but opted out of going to Israel following comments he made of the 1978 winner *"A-Ba-Ni-Bi"* sounding like *"I Wanna Be a Polar Bear"*. Instead his Radio 2 colleague John Dunn provided the television commentary. Ray Mooreprovided the radio commentary on both BBC Radio 1 and Radio 2.
Perogio

Perogio is an NPC turned PC; he is a Dvergr Dvergr Templar From Urealms. As a PC, he was played by ArcaneBacon.

## Backstory

Perogio makes his living as a Quest keeper for The Urealms Adventurers guild and is frequently the guy most Urealms characters go to for a quest. Before he was a Quest Keeper, Perogio was a paladin in the Grand Paladin Order.
Looweeja

A Player and Game Master in the Intermittant Mazes RPG Group.

He is the newest member of the group, but has Game Mastered 9 campaigns and Co-Game Mastered one session with Zerxrez (Zerxrez started the campaign, but when it became challenging to continue, he let Looweeja take over, to mixed results).

Looweeja is the creator of Hunchfrogs.

## Campaigns

### As GM

* Slasherville Campaign
* The Godfrogger Campaign
* Halloween 2017 (partially, as Zerxrez started it)
* Dreadoids
* Flipolio's Fantastic Fair
* Egytian Archeology
* Wizards of Shapzar: Drug Bust - Code Pink
* Wizards of Shapzar: Demon Hunt
* Horror Cliches
* Master Cho's Noodle Dojo

### As PC

* Shapzar Apocalypse: Books Collide (Hunchfrog)
* The Thressa Campaign (Smleve, Rylorious Flobion)
* The Fallen Fortress (Alia Darkflame, Yurina Sellenor)
* Christmas Special 2017 (Smith Stevenson)
* Bad Burgers (Dorian Malkovitch)
* Rainy Days (Hale Edwards, Maureen Belsohn)
* Hospital Horror (Dani)
* F.T.G. Squad (Razog Orchalka, Nat Markus)
* PCs mark 2 (Mick, Gordy, Rylorious Flobion)
* Frigid Hunt (Flarisa Naida)
* Monster Hunter (Abraham Van Loomis)
* Demon Slayers (Yurina Sellenor)
* Tower Troubles (The Raskman)
* The Boney Roger's in: Booty Quest (Lexilynn Willowhorn)
* Porco Mexicano (Sheriff Zongo, Bart)
* Gathering Groceries (Rick Rothbowne)

## Characters

* Hunchfrog
* Smleve
* Rylorious Flobion
* Harvey
* Alia Darkflame
* Yurina Sellenor
* Yukon Cornelius
* Dorian Malkovitch
* Detective Hale Edwards
* Maureen Belsohn
* Dani
* Stennathon
* Razog Orchalka
* Nat Markus
* Mick
* Gordy
* Flarisa Naida
* Abraham Van Loomis
* The Raskman
* Lexilynn Willowhorn
* Sheriff Zongo (and Bart, as a companion)
* Mortimus
* Drascilla Naida (Drascilbot 9000™)
* Rick Rothbowne (Rodney Ricardo Rodrick Rothbowne)
* Turtillous Jimbis
* Flint Michigan
* Robert Balderdash
* Kipp
Alice Meadbeard

Alice Meadbeard was a halfling rogue played by Zerxrez in The Seven Seals Campaign.

## Campaign

Alice started the campaign as a lawful evil Bluff-omancer and follower of The Nameless One. She during the beginning of the campaign Alice prided herself on convincing a number of small towns to join the Nameless faith, in order to gain power and prestige from her god. However as the campaign progressed Alice set her sights on something bigger, after foolishly putting on a magical ring which caused her arm to becom infected and eventually cut off by Arataef Ashblade she awakened a demon of great power, which convinced the adventurers to go on a great quest to destroy the Seven Seals keeping him from the material plane, promising power beyond their wildest dreams. Throughout the quest to destry the seals Alice has a number of notable moments, such as making a huge group of adventurers attack each other while taking bets on the outcome. Eventually when she got onto a ship that was headed to another seal, she managed to meet Gavar Meadbeard a dwarf whom Alice knew was second in line to the Meadbeard family fortune, so Alice began seducing him, (using that famous Nameless One charisma) and Gavar eventually fell in love with Alice. Once they got back on to solid land they quickly got married, Gavar for love and Alice for money, however the marriage was blessed by a god of truth, sensing her ruse was soon to be found out, Alice quickly lied to herself about her feelings to Gavar, which of course succeeded to to her spectacular bluff. Now both hopelessly enamored they quickly had a child, a half halfling-half dwarf named Tardis. Sadly the family was shortlived with Gavar sacrificing himself for the group allowing the rwest to escape a wolf singularity, like wise through use of plot holes Tardis also disappeared around this time. Lonely and with her new family gone Alice made her way back to her halfling village giving up on finishing breaking the seals.
Memeotoxin

A dangerous material that causes heavy mutation in living organisms. Comes in four varieties.

Alpha, which causes the victim to grow extensions of bone, enamel, keratin or similar. Often causes the victim to have an 'armored' appearance.

Beta, which adds mass to the victim, whether muscle, fat, or another material.

Delta, which {information must be recovered}

Gamma, which alters the victim's ability to produce pheromones, bodily fluids, and similar.
PCs

PCs are incredibly dangerous entities created when a latent genetic trait in one of the races on PC island becomes activated, turning a previously sane person into a dangerously unstable lunatic with the ability to rapidly increase their mental and physical capabilities in response to adversity, becoming stronger and stronger and acquiring more skills the longer it remains alive.

A PC, if left to its own devices, will invent increasingly more elaborate, unstable, and surprisingly effective methods to kill people, and the more people it kills, the stronger it gets. A PC that is not slain will out-evolve any force sent against it, and if it continues to fight and kill, will eventually grow too powerful to be contained, and possibly end the world. As of yet, this has not happened.

PCs are attracted to taverns and magic item shops. They may also show up and ask for 'quests'. Even if a PC initially seems friendly, it is only because the madness has not entirely taken hold of them yet. The best method is to set up traps within these locales, and trigger them when the PCs enter. PCs will also seek out 'dungeons' a term which they refer to any large and sufficiently complicated network of rooms or tunnels by.

If a PC enters a dungeon, they will either die inside, or more likely return to the outside world significantly stronger than they were before.

All PCs should be slain on sight by a hunting party sufficiently large to destroy them. Overkill is the correct way to think. Should a PC survive an attempt to kill them, they will only grow stonger and be harder to kill when they are next encountered.

By following these measures, it is the hope of the people of PC island that this scourge will be forever annihilated.
Vied-yo Mages

Vied-yo mages are a widespread mage group that use crystal balls to promote their media, which is enjoyed by many people on Pthfnder.

Vied-yo mages are a cutthroat lot, and each group of them campaigns steadily to get more people viewing their crystal ball images than any other group's. They are not averse to enforcing slavery via contract, and many of their performers are in fact nothing more than glorified slaves.

It is unclear exactly how extensive the contact between the groups of Vied-yo mages is, for their mastery over scrying may allow them to rival or exceed the Wizards of Shapzar in the arena of knowledge-gathering.
Audacia

Audacia was an NPC in some wizards of Shapzar campaigns. She is child to Pip, birthed from his spine as the result of an overload of magical corruption. Her physical form is that of a heavily muscled amazon-style woman, and she possessed great magical powers from birth, presumably as a result of being literally born of magic. These powers include energy bolts and teleportation.

Audacia's avowed life's purpose is to rid the world of Zeletar, who is, according to her, a 'dark lord'.
Catastria

Catastria was an elven wizard played by ArchGM in the Tower of Ultimate Wizardry campaign, but has appeared in other campaigns and events. Such as the Tower troubles campaign as an Npc.

## Campaigns

### Tower Troubles:

In this campaign she is absent however a believer version of her is in the latter half of the campaign, this is set after the first Tower of Ultimate Wizardry campaign as this takes place after she climbed to the top of the tower. She was very powerful in this campaign with her very resistant to magic attacks, and her continuously spawning gemling through which she could reflect spells, the adventurers eventually calmed her down enough to stop attacking, which was nice.

## OOC

(information to rearrange)

Catastria 'the Cannon' is perhaps the single most powerful wizard of evocation in existence. A wee, dark-haired elven lass in a scarlet battle robe, Catastria has incredible power, ranking on the scale of the Wizards of Shapsar in sheer destructive potential.

Though during her introduction as a climber of the Tower of Ultimate Wizardry she failed to get a chance to show off her prodigious magical skills, she was able to put them to good use during the Last Dawn tournament, where she blasted her way to the top of the rankings, making her, at the moment, the most powerful non-divine being currently in existence.

Catastria is able to hurl arcane energies, unleash blasts of ice and fire, and even open a momentary black hole of sorts. Her mastery of elemental destruction has no equal, and though she has not yet been seen to do this, it is quite likely that she could take down an army all by herself if she had reason to.

Catastria is one of the few beings in existence to survive the Apocalypse and escape to the Overworld, where her fate is yet to be determined.
Missy Naida

Missy is the singular lewdest, most lascivious dominatrix goblin in existence. She was played by Zerxrez, but has since been turned into an NPC. Also known as Rocc Hamptin after making a trade with Zeke Aefind for his original name.

## Campaign

She has walked through multiple campaigns, and spawned a race known as the Misserites as the result of her many, many relationships and one-night stands.

### Demon Slayers

Missy showed up in this campaign at session 9 making deals in the Witchmarket. Some of those trades including giving more empathy to \_\_\_\_ and also taking his original name; Rocc Hamptin. She also had sex with Torako's tiger, Lovemuffin. And took Morty's sense of smell.

## OOC

Often appearing as a goblin in a mixture of leather and fishnet, Missy has an endless supply of sex puns, which she uses constantly, and is fairly single-minded in her pursuit of stranger and stranger bedmates. Indeed, despite being referred to as 'she', Missy's exact gender is unknown, and may indeed be a futanari.

Despite being a single-minded character, Missy has proven relatively cunning, and based on her appearances over multiple campaigns, has likely survived for some time, certainly far past the standard life expectancy of a goblin.

As "Missy" is more a nickname than a true name, some have theorized that Missy is the prophesied entity referred to by Shapsar as the "Nameless two," whom the Overdeity known as the Nameless One has been searching for ever since the prophecy was made. Should this over-sexed goblin indeed have such a cosmic destiny, it will either be really good or really bad for the universe, since a being who will potentially wield cosmic power and is single-mindedly lusty might not be the best choice to help run the universe.
ArcaneBacon

'It knows what you like and it hates you'

ArcaneBacon, AKA Arcane, is a player and GM in the Intermittant Mazes RPG Group. He notabally introduced the system *Urealms* to the group*.* He lives in a Yam.

## Campaigns

### As GM:

* Last Dawn
* Fleshweaver Purge
* Basically All Urealms

### As PC:

* Demon Slayers (Rocc Hamptin)
* 7 seals 2 (T.O.B.A.R.)
* Flipolio's Fantastic Fair (Flipolio)
* The Fallen Fortress (Neb Aslo)
* Rainy Days (Wanderer)
* FTG Squad (Serith Denn)

## Characters

* David "Wanderer" Anderson
* T.O.B.A.R.
* Neb Aslo
* Nick Stanley
* Perogio
* Serith Denn
* The Chad
* The Great Flipolio
* The Great Dindleberry
* The Mayor
* Jack Daniels
* Epoch
* Sansabar Hanratty
* Pendiltin
* Bulk Bogen
* Potato Farmer
* Daronge Darkflame
* Kokichi Teru
* Idon Tno
* Ren Eeasley
* Cain Naida
Asajuan empire

The Asajuan Empire is an empire on Pthfnder with a very eastern theme to it, and has been in existence since the days that the Empress Asajua first claimed it by driving the giants that originally claimed the area into the sea.

The Empire is inhabited by Abku (A crocodilian race of humanoids), Isura (A race of humans), Akakin (A race of humanoid squirrels), and two less common races, one being a group of conniving sentient cats who practice chartalanry, and one being a short and tubby race of humanoids with salamander-like features.

The Asajuan Empire is also notable for being the home of multitudes of spirits. Ever tree, stone and breath of wind in the Asajuan Empire has the potential to be a spirit; an elemental being comprised of the forces of nature. Most areas of the Empire contain many spirits, and it is through the harnessing of these spirits that the mages of the Asajuan Empire work their magic.

## Setting Notes

The Asajuan Empire is a fairly simple setting to GM, just keep the following guidelines in mind.

- Everything is very wuxia. Dramatic leaps and swords that can chop trees in half are par for the course.

-You can bring inanimate parts of the environment to life as spirits. This is a really useful tool, because it lets you create some very complex situations with relative ease. It's significantly harder to poison a daimyo when his entire set of dishes and cutlery are all alive, and on the lookout for any sneaky tricks.

- Elemental Magic is very common in this setting, due to the proliferation of spirits. The farther you get away from manipulating physical parts of the world, the harder that kind of magic is to find, but it's still there.

- Glass is a dangerous and expensive commodity, because glass spirits are really, really nasty, and will probably trap you in your own reflection.

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In terms of less important notes;

- There's a group of monks called Spirit-eaters that wield weapons infused with spirits that have the power to eat other spirits and grow stronger. Thressa is one of these weapons.

- Asajua is still alive. She's been meditating for over a thousand years in a tower in the center of her Empire, and is assumed to be immensely powerful now, by reason of her intense concentration.
Scolidan

Scolidan are small grey creatures that resemble a small gray crab or stone with a kidney-shaped shell. Long slimy tendrils that look similar to rice noodles extend out from the shell, and they insert these into the nervous system of creatures they wish to control. Scolidan are very limited on their own, so they cannot survive long without a host, having no ability to hunt or even move beyond a crawl.

Scolidan take over their host via battering their will into submission, and replacing their host as the consciousness of the body. From there, scolidan may command the body to do as they wish. If the body is intelligent, they may even join normal society, though scolidan take care to hide the shell of their true body in such cases, for they are hated by those who aren't keen on the idea of letting parasitic body-snatchers run around.

Scolidan are quite intelligent, and any body they take over will function on a level of sentience that most wild beasts cannot match, making a scolidan-controlled body very successful until the scolidan decides to switch to another, at which point the previous body enters a vegetative state and eventually dies.

Scolidan are native to PC island.
Killian California

Killian California was an American doctor for the museum who appeared in Pharaoh's Farce . He was played by Jeb.

## Campaign

Killian was selected to be part of the dig team due to a company policy that they had to accept one suggestion from the suggestion box each month. Killian was not popular amongst the professors, and rarely went on digs, but he was the only one who ever used the suggestion box. Thus, once a month, he got to go on a dig. At the dig, he immediately asked for a gun. The British soldiers refused. At the hotel the next morning, Killian knocked [Arcane's Prof]'s door down and stood in the bathroom for the meeting. At the dig, he scored a field goal with a German commander. Entering the dig, Killian opted to jump down the hole rather than rappelling. "That's hard on the knees" he quipped after landing. Once the group met [cocroach guy] Killian was quick to fall for the trap. The second he realised he was on Rob Crowe's eye, he plunged his machete deep into it. The eye popped, and Killian stated "This is your brain," as the group fell onto the brain. "This is your brain on drugs," he stated as the brain was obliterated by his machete. In destroying the brain, all of Bob Gnome's knowledge and memories flooded into Killian. After Rob Gnome's second death, Killian climbed the garbage chute, emerging in The Intermittent Mazes.

## OOC

PHY: 11

MEN: 2

VIT: 5

LUC: 2

Skills:

* Athletics
* Martial

Killian California was originally intended to be a proper scientist. However, at the start of the session Jeb decided to exchange science for martial, and min/max his PHY stat.

Killian California stood 8'1" tall.
Arukas Catsi

Arukas Catsi was an human ninja (later sculpted into elf) played by Taco in the campaign The Fallen Fortress Campaign. The sister of Ryoma Catsi as well as the daughter of Sakura Catsi and Kokichi Teru. At the end of The Fallen Fortress Campaign she was transported to shapsar where she currently resides.
Champion of Zorg

Shappy "The Champion of Zorg" was a Velfmun played by Arcane. He resembled a pug, and worshipped the god Zorg, whom he gained some measure of mystic powers from.

200 years before the reign of King Xandelf III, he was captured by Vied-yo mages, turned into a singing sensation, and ended up ultimately giving up both his fame and his life to defeat the demon Adrian Grey, for which the people of PC island have immortalized him.
Magical Jogging Group of Umbrala, The

The Magical Jogging Group of Umbrala were a group of wizards who particularly like jogging.

Members

* Ambler: Leader, 40-something mom, magic sweatband, allows for 2x speed, shoots fireballs from feet, undead.
* Cruiser: 60s – 70s-man, magic arm bands allow 0.5 weight, punches lightning bolts, deceased.
* Gallivanter: 20 something guy, hunky, magic shorts, does backflips as a ritual to create wind storms, deceased.
* Saunterer: 30 something heavyset woman, magic leg warmers x2 speed, carries bricks in a pillowcase and swings/throws it, deceased.
* Walker: 50 year old guy, carries a bunch of knives that are acidic and turn people into pools of guck, just in decent shape, deceased.
Masters of the Stars

A christmas Paordy song of Beyond the Stars written by Zerxrez December 20th 2021. A letter from Skyler to Tiwatti about their plans to take down the sun.

#### Lyrics

Here in the night

Just you and me

To cut the string

Is all I need

If we could just fly up

Together it'll come down someday

And be who we are

Masters of the stars

If I had the words

To bring it down I would

Somehow, someday

I know that I could

When it falls so far and free

I want you right next to me

We'll find who we are

Masters of the stars

If we made a wish

It might come true tonight

Together we can do what's right

Hold them and wish them with all your might

And maybe someday...

I know how close we are

The future's waiting there

Masters of the stars

We can find our way

Masters of the stars
Charles Bunting

Charles 'Chuck' Bunting was an improvised and thrown weapons based Human Far Strike Monk in Demon Slayers . He was played by Jeb.

## Campaign

### Demon Slayers

#### Session 1

The party were venturing in the desert, towards a pillar of smoke. Hearing chanting, Chuck moved ahead to scout. Seeing a column of undead, Torako Naida threw a rock, signalling Chuck to attack. Throwing his Zweihander, Nodachi, and pavillion, he quickly crushed the leader's palanquin. He was then swarmed by three zombies, who slashed at and injured him heavily. Diving behind a rock, Chuck threw his Zweihander again, but missed. The three zombies slashed Chuck again, knocking him down. Roc moved in, shooting and killing two of the zombies as Pud enveloped him and dragged him away.

Waking up after Roc healed him at the campsite, Chuck and Roc had a brief conversation about the "birdcage incident." Moving ahead, they retrieved Chuck's equipment from the undeads' graves in the former battleground. Entering the foothills, Torako began to fall. Chuck, who had gracefully leaped ahead threw his grappling hook back, bouncing it off of a rock and catching Torako.

"Ah! Yer bloody heavy!"

"I'm wearing full-plate! And didn't anyone ever tell you not to comment on a woman's weight?!"

Later, when encountering a wall of goats, Chuck hopped on top of Torako's shoulders to ride through the herd. Upon seeing the old man, Chuck said "Greetings," and hopped off of Torako's shoulders. He bowed to the man. After Torako spoke, Chuck told the man about himself.

"I am Chuck Bunting, a monk of Cayden Cailean, the adventurer god."

After the old man introduced himself as Senjin, Chuck responded in kind.

"A pleasure to meet you, Senjin."

Seeing the caravan cross shantytown, Chuck felt at home. Hearing about the market, Chuck immediately thought to buy a new pavilion. hearing about the security master, he asked if they would be able to receive quests, commenting that it had been a while since the party had a good quest.

Heading to a larger cart, Chuck proclaimed loudly.

"I require your largest tent!"

"A pavilion..." Torako commented quietly.

Then Neb Aslo walked out.

After finding out that a pavilion would cost quite a bit, and being offered slaves, Chuck figured that a slave would have a better cost to weight ratio, and began inquiring about buying a slave within the 30-50lb range.

## OOC

Chuck Bunting only appeared in a single session, due to Tropingenie leaving for his Winter 2018/19 hiatus.

Character sheet
Raskman, The

The Raskman is a character played by Looweeja in the Tower Troubles campaign run by Zerxrez.

## Backstory

At the age of seven, his parents were killed by two rogue Raskums murdered his parents, one of which ate them. As an orphan, he had no home and you know, was naturally adopted by a cult of ageless. During his time as ageless he grew to hate them but had that the perk of being practically invincible. After that, he lived with some Raskums. He eventually tracked down one of the Raskums that killed his parents (not the one that ate them) and killed it (god knows how), skinned its fur, and became The Raskman.

## OOC

The Raskman was made using the Urealms system, this is his character sheet.
Abel Naida

Able Naida was a Assimar/Human/Goblin Sorcerer/Spellslinger from the Frigid Hunt campaign. The twin brother of Cain Naida and master of Pithon the tiger. After dying in the final session of said hunt he was resurrected as an undead in the Demon Slayers campaign to fight against the party. So far Yurina has been felled by his maximized fireball and he seems to have the "hots" for Tora.

   Character sheet (frigid hunt) Pi's Character sheet
Hunchfrogs

Hunchfrogs are a race of anthropomorphic, disfigured frogs. It is unknown if they actually have personalized names, as none have had any.

A well known hunchfrog (known as Hunchfrog) was a wizard of shapzar, and competed in the tournament. He went up against The French Chef and the absorbed each other. They went on to absorb Pyro and Darth Vader.
The Intermittant Mazes Wiki

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Bartholomus Zuldorn-Darkflame

Bartholomus Zuldorn-Darkflame was an NPC bard that was mildly famous, but died and was replaced by a skin-changing lizardman. He was created by Looweeja.

## Backstory

Bartholomus Zuldorn-Darkflame (known professionally for a time as Bart Darkflame) was a Varisia born Elven musician with some connections to the infamous Urealms Elven family, the Darkflames. He became mildly successful in his homeland, as his supposed Urealms ties made him seem more mysterious, but in truth he was just another shallow musician looking to make a quick buck here and there.

Then, he decided the best thing for his career was to go to the Darkflame homeland, to reconnect with his original family. This did not work out very well for him however. The Darkflames denied he was one of them and Bart was left stranded in Urealms with very little. By the time he returned to the mainland he had little money left, and found he had been almost entirely forgotten. With nowhere to go, he died in a back alleyway somewhere in Varisia.

## OOC

Bartolomus has only appeared in the backstory of Barty the Bard.
Fortune's Cooking

A parody of The Christmas Song written by Zerxrez.

## Song

Fortune's cooking in my open fire

Snow is blanketing the grounds

The monks shall partake in their festive choir

Filling my shed with merry sounds

Everybody knows that the night draws near

But that just helps to make the season bright

The little children are filled with fear

For the spirits will come out tonight

The monks all know what's on their way

The monks would get attacked, but with me

They'll just play!

And all the children

Will wonder why all the spirits

Don't attack and just let me go by

And so, I'm offering this

simple phrase to kids from

One to ninety-two

Altho' I have said many times

Many ways

Free them; they won't harm you