10 Reasons Why The Krusty Krab Should Go Out Of Business

10 REASONS WHY THE KRUSTY KRAB SHOULD SHUT DOWN HAS BEEN EXPLAINED

# **Basic Information**

**10 Reasons Why The Krusty Krab Should Go Out Of Business** is the fortieth (40th) video on YouTube on the Master Raney channel. This video is the sequel to why Mr. Krabs should be arrested, explaining 10 reasons why the establishment, The Krusty Krab, should shut down.

# **Plot**

Some of the clips from the prequel video show on screen as said "previously on Master Raney", then a comment gets read aloud that Master Raney posted on the video's comment section proposing this video after 1,000 views. Master Raney gets onto the objective of the video. Master Raney at the denouement of the video advises those who are looking for a fast-food job to not look at the Krusty Krab because of all the reasons he explained and advises the same thing to those who plan on eating out. At the end of the video, a message on screen shows explaining what took so long to upload the new video while the DragonForce song, Highway to Oblivion, plays.

## **Number 10: The Danger of Krabby Patties**

Master Raney points out that Krabby Patties are more of an addictive, illegal drug than a burger and advises the audience to avoid them. Master Raney points out in Just One Bite that Squidward was eating a large number of Krabby Patties, causing them to literally go right down to his thighs and for him to explode. Master Raney also points out the contrary, like in Pat No Pay, it's shown that Patrick suffers "Krabby Patty Withdrawals" from going a long time without a Krabby Patty, mentioning the symptoms including painful stomach cramps until the infected gets the patty.

## **Number 9: Paid to go to the Bathroom**

Master Raney states that in SpongeBob, You're Fired, which the title is said using Mr. Krabs' voice, one of the lines from an episode where SpongeBob gets fired for doing karate, and points out that in the episode, a nickel coin slot is installed on the bathroom door, costing 5 cents to use the bathroom, which an old man needed to pee really badly was denied access for not having a nickel. Master Raney brings up the tradition in Europe, stating that paid public bathrooms are common across the continent, and also points out that the Krusty Krab isn't even located anywhere in the European Union as the show was produced in the United States, so Master Raney points out that a business charging people to go to the bathroom in the US would end up getting shut down.

## **Number 8: Food Poisoning**

Master Raney states the occurrence in multiple episodes, one of which happened in The Krusty Sponge, feeding customers poisonous spongy patties, causing them to get sick and turn spongy, as Master Raney shows and presents a spongy patty from The Krusty Sponge episode on SpongeBob SquarePants in his hand.

## **Number 7: Stealing money from customers**

Master Raney states that in Kracked Krabs, Mr. Krabs played a tape to show his penny-pinching, charging customers $1 per footstep in the restaurant, which Master Raney calls absurd and states it as no way to treat the customers. Master Raney also points out in Mutiny on the Krusty, Mr. Krabs steals money from customers by forcing them to empty their wallets completely without even a penny left before leaving the premises.

## **Number 6: Krabby Land**

Master Raney points out the children's playground behind the Krusty Krab called Krabby Land, which he also points out to be too dangerous for children because of it being made out of junk, discussing details to each facility of the playground, including Fort Adventure, Hose World, Toaster Rodeo, Rocketship Fantastica, and a slide that easily decayed with a kid going down it, then Master Raney mentions Mr. Krabs having kids sign the "coloring books", which turned out to be liability waivers in order to avoid civil lawsuit against him. Upon questioning if that was liable enough to children, Master Raney goes onto the scene of Krabby the Clown and talks details about it, including the fact that he's a cheaply designed "clown" with nothing but a spotted tie and a tomato painted blue. Master Raney does some comparing with Krabby the Clown and a real clown, then plays the scene of Krabby the Clown, also known as Cheapy the Cheapskate.

## **Number 5: Endangerment of Employees**

Master Raney points out in Krabby Land, SpongeBob is being physically tortured for the entertainment of the children, including beatings, soap liquid poured into his eyes, tongue crushed by a vehicle's tire, and even as far as to losing his limbs and them being used as boomerangs. Master Raney also points out when Patrick got a job at the Krusty Krab in No Hat for Pat, Patrick's role as part of the Krusty Crew was to entertain the customers by falling on his face, which Mr. Krabs attempts to make Patrick fall in the sea urchins. Master Raney states in thrill that the customers take their money back by force, then states that Patrick gets fired yet again, simply because of not falling in the urchins.

## **Number 4: Reselling Old Food**

Master Raney points out that whether the food is good or not, selling them is required regardlessly for the purpose of Mr. Krabs' finances. Master Raney points out in Born Again Krabs, SpongeBob finds an old, rotten, moldy patty under the grill that was gross enough to cause a disease, due to Mr. Krabs' absurd and insane policy, this led to the Krusty Krab going weeks without a customer. Master Raney also mentions in For Here or To Go, Mr. Krabs orders SpongeBob to serve Krabby Patties that have been flushed down the toilet, which Master Raney states that this action is gross enough that the Krusty Krab shuts down and becomes "The Closed Krab".

## **Number 3: The Nasty Patty**

Master Raney points out in Nasty Patty, the health inspector visits the Krusty Krab ordering everything off the menu to do a health inspection. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob perceive him as a fake health inspector and serve him a disgusting Krabby Patty that was made out volcano sauce, seahorse radish, toenail clippings, toilet water after dropping it down the toilet, and even dried with an old gym sock, then Master Raney angrily states it as gross, then points out that SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs thought that the health inspector ate the nasty patty, when in fact, a fly went into his mouth and he choked on it.

## **Number 2: Steals Money From Employees**

Master Raney states that in Big Pink Loser, Mr. Krabs charges employees for every use of service. Master Raney points out that Squidward gets charged a bill of $21 from Mr. Krabs for insane reasons, including breathing, standing, talking, and even existing. Master Raney even states that scamming is how Mr. Krabs raises profits.

## **Dishonorable Mentions**

As Master Raney, as always, was about to avail his top pick, his phone blings and he gets a text message from The Project Commission, providing 7 dishonorable mentions:

### **Dishonorable Mention #1: Arbitrary Terminations**

Master Raney states in SpongeBob, You're Fired, saying the title of the episode with one of Mr. Krabs' lines from one of the episodes yet again, Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob just to save a nickel, Master Raney states and points out that Mr. Krabs doesn't make a good boss and that he would lose his business quickly in real life for this.

### **Dishonorable Mention #2: Ordering an Employee to Steal Plankton's Chum Formula**

Master Raney points out the irony, that being Mr. Krabs having SpongeBob to come along with him to steal the Chum Formula after all of Plankton's attempts to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula because of Plankton having a customer. Master Raney points out that they may be rivals and that stealing any secret ingredient from your rival food business isn't a way to settle it.

### **Dishonorable Mention #3: Extreme Understaffing**

Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs only hires two workers to work for him, which one of them does all the customer service and the other does all the cooking. Master Raney states that it's a cartoon and that in real life, restaurants obviously need more than two workers.

### **Dishonorable Mention #4: Lunch Break Too Short**

Master Raney points out that SpongeBob was given a lunch break for only five minutes, which he also points out in comparison that SpongeBob states it to be one more minute than yesterday, which Master Raney says that yesterday, the lunch break's duration was only four minutes.

### **Dishonorable Mention #5: Infrequent Lunch Breaks**

Master Raney points out in the episode Breakin', Mr. Krabs gets threatened with a fine, leading to SpongeBob getting a 5-minute lunch break every 20 years, which Master Raney states to have broken the fourth wall and states that as an extreme infrequency in reality.

### **Dishonorable Mention #6: Animal Cruelty**

Master Raney reveals to some of the audience, typically those who haven't seen SpongeBob or the episode, Jelly Patty, the dark secrets of the jelly patties, which was revealed to be Mr. Krabs running a secret sweatshop killing jellyfish by squeezing, juicing, stretching, and tickling them, making them emit out all the jelly. Master Raney states that SpongeBob was able to stop the madness and that the jellyfish could have gone to extinction. The clip plays with Mr. Krabs saying his line while running the sweatshop.

### **Dishonorable Mention #7: Inflated Prices**

Master Raney points out in the movie that Mr. Krabs paints two-digit numbers in front of the original prices to make what's on the menu over $100, which a Krabby Patty, especially with cheese, was set to be $101 for example. Prior to the top pick, Master Raney, like usually every 10 videos, changes his OC and prepares for Season 5 of the Master Raney channel.

## **Number 1: Overworked and Underpaid Employees**

Master Raney states that SpongeBob and Squidward are worked extra long hours without overtime. Master Raney then presents the minimum wage map of 2020, which the video was made during 2020, pointing out the Federal Minimum Wage being $7.25 an hour, then states that the District of Columbia has the highest minimum wage. Master Raney presents a dime in his hand and points out that a dime is more than SpongeBob makes a year, which Master Raney states that it takes over 10 years to make a dollar. Master Raney goes onto the part from Fear of a Krabby Patty, where Mr. Krabs opens the Krusty Krab for 24 hours to compete with Plankton for opening the Chum Bucket for 23 hours. Master Raney mentions that no night shift employees were hired to cover SpongeBob or Squidward, so that left the two golden boys to work 24/7 for 43 days, which Master Raney states as one reason he'd rather work at The Chum Bucket. Master Raney points out that if the Better Business Bureau, or the Bogus Business Bureau, were to get involved, he states the consequences, which include the Krusty Krab shutting down, Mr. Krabs being imprisoned, and SpongeBob and Squidward being unemployed.

# **Trivia**

* This video was a sequel to the 10 Reasons Why Mr. Krabs Should Be Arrested video hitting 1,000 views
* This video eventually surpassed its prequel video in a number of views and is currently the most viewed video on the Master Raney channel

# **References**

1. The Video on YouTube
2. The Prequel Video on YouTube