Arc 5 Quotes

## Episode 0

[00:51:17]

Gus: "Was it 'Snowdrop Champion'?"

Chris: "Well that's my goal now."

Gus: "What is Snowdrop?"

Chris: "Does it matter? I'm gonna be that now!"

[00:56:00]

James: "I re-rolled and got an 8, but that's a crit on this show, right? That's how that works?"

[00:59:51]

Chris: "He's the oldest of nine, growing up in this, like-"

Gus: "Wait, did you say he was nine?"

Chris and Haley: "No, he's the oldest of nine."

Gus (with relief that speaks of Arc 4-"We are minors"-trauma): "Oh my god."

[01:03:33]

Chris: "He is a famed pseudo-celebrity in the neighbouring town, he goes up infront of the clocktower and posts to this board called the Tiktok, and occasionally people walk by and give it a thumbs up, sometimes the owner of the clocktower just comes by and rips down his post, but, you know, that's just something he has to deal with."

Haley (laughing): "Gus is loosing it. You've killed Gus."

[01:09:58]

Gus: "Can you steal from the rich with books? I don't know how to steal."

[01:12:25]

Chris: "If I have my umbrella do squats, can I build its strength, so that it can carry me?"

[01:17:01]

James: "I made a very good girlfriend for myself, that's selfcare."

## Episode 1

[00:13:59]

Chris: "I'd like to take out a deck of cards and just shout-"

Omen (in a heavy german accent): "Tarot card readings for the inquiring gentle-"

Chris: "Why did I choose this voice? Fuck it, I'm commiting-"

Omen (continued accent): "For the inquiring stranger, you know, learn your future, is fine, is wonderful, please!"

[00:23:28]

Omen: "Nobody wants to go to the Whispering Woods because, uh... they whisper."

[00:27:30}

Omen: "My only company so far has been this umbrella. I mean, Edward is great, but he, uhm... he has some issues. Just, yeah, it's something."

Haley (laughing): "What do you mean by that?"

Chris: "Did you not the Discord message I sent you? He's like a strict anarchist!"

## Episode 3

[00:26:18]

Booker: "Ok, I remember: I did magic stuff."

Onyx (despairingly): "Yes, you're a wizard."

[00:43:49]

Omen: "Well, that-"

Chris: "Wait, hold on, I forgot the voice."

Haley: "Get German!"

Omen: "Zat was veird."

[00:45:54]

Omen: "Do any of you know how to do time loops?"

Samuel: "Do what?"

Omen: "Time loops. They're kind of like Froot Loops, but more time."

[00:46:44]

Omen: "Have you never seen a man call his family before?!"

[00:51:50]

Wren: "Please don't lie to me. I'm very fragile right now."

[00:53:23]

Wren: "I hate to ask this, cause I live in fear of your answer: Any ideas, Omen?"

[01:09:32]

Onyx: "For now, I believe that we can hold our own against this potential evil mage that again, we do not know where they are, what the full extend of their ability is..."

[01:24:59]

Omen: "I'm gonna go talk to Sougle over here."

Sougle: "No I'm good."

[01:29:29]

Omen: "Oh, Sam is going to be so fucking sorry, I'm going to become god of time!"

Onyx: "Oh."

Booker: "That seems unlikely."

Onyx: "Uhm, Booker, I think I might have found the evil mage."

Omen: "No. You don't know. I could become god of time."

Haley: "Guys, that's maybe where we end the episode."

[01:30:00]

James: "I'm just trying to love my girlfriend."

Gus: "Your what?"

James: "Uh, my florist, my florist!"

## Episode 4

[00:08:35]

Haley (jokingly): "What's wrong with you?"

Chris: "Many, many things."

[00:33:01]

Vladimir: "Why did you enter?"

Omen: "The maze? What do you mean why?"

Vladimir: "Why."

Omen: "A genuine lack of self-preservation I guess!"

[00:37:56]

Onyx: "I'm just gonna go, and if that means running straight into a mirror, so be it."

[00:45:07]

Sougle: "Oh fuck, there's vampires killing me, 'cause of Ginger!"

[01:19:35]

Booker: "What was that whole mirror thing at the end there?"

Therum: "Well, you have to know what you aren't, to know what you are."

Booker: "Could I be that? Would I be that?"

Therum: "Only if you weren't so very what you are."

[01:27:08]

Omen: "I'll remember you, but you won't remember me"-

Haley: "Oh my god!"

Chris: "-as I walk off."

Haley: "Awful."

Pax: "That is an omen."

## Episode 5

[00:22:01]

Sougle: "If we can literally cheat death in this loop..."

Omen: "We can cheat death?"

Sougle: "...like, how close are we to godhood, though, really?"

Haley (exasperated): "Oh Jesus."

[00:22:39]

Sougle: "Before we do murders, let's at least see if the cricket survives the loop."

Gus: "Why does everyone at the table look so disappointed right now?"

[00:26:17]

Omen: "If I can't be god, you're not allowed to be time witch."

[00:32:22]

Edward: "Do not die, Omen Haxolpenny, it would be very inconvenient for me."

[00:38:40]

Haley (laughing): "Roll deception that death is contagious, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

[01:23:59]

Booker: "So... The mirror maze seems to be a problem."

Onyx: "Oh, uhm..."

Wren: "What do we think the odds are that that's completely unrelated?"

Booker: "Considering the things that happened in previous loops, almost zero."

## Episode 6

[00:14:53]

Wren: "If you need a minute, take a minute. We got all the time in the world, right?"

[00:17:56]

Haley: "[Ginger] probably... left. Like 'planeshifted' left."

Omen: "Good to know. Just kinda make note of 'Asking mom about how to planeshift to the Feywild with like a gun or something'"

(Several people laughing)

[00:19:56]

Chris: "Well, you know, hopping on that whole survival instinct that Wren told me to develop, I'm just gonna leave."

(Sounds of several people exhaling and clapping)

[00:25:18]

Omen: "Time is no issue, when you're basically, uh... stuck forever."

James: "I thought you were gonna say 'Gods' and I was gonna get on a plane."

[00:47:59]

Omen: "There's a tear in reality–"

Elisabeth: "A tear?"

Omen: "–because we met this one fairy named Ginger Sprite – if you have any information on like where she lives and if it's flammable, then–you know–that'd be great!"

[00:50:27]

Elisabeth: "Taxes are for people who don't know how not to pay them."

## Episode 7

[00:19:47]

Booker: "Crazy magic shit, is all I've gotta say."

Phoenix: "You know I can't fight you on it when you say 'Crazy magic shit', cause you're our crazy magic shit guy!"

[00:22:23]

Wren: "Wait you guys are feeling tired?"

Booker: "Yes."

Sougle: "Yeah."

Omen: "Not everybody is the physical wonder that you are, Wren, ok?"

Sougle: "Yeah, you wanna brag about it some more?"

Wren: "Oh my god, fine!"

Omen: "I'm sorry, it's just- I'm so tired right now."

Wren: "Ok, I know, it's fine, take it out on your close good friend, don't worry about it."

[00:25:09]

Haley: "Yeah, so the two of you can get a room or two rooms an inn."

Gus: "Cool." (Jokingly) "There's only one bed!"

Chris: "See you go, like, the romantic comedy way, I was like, 'Man, I wonder if they have bunk beds'."

[00:32:28]

Haley: "Can you just roll Insight for me?"

James: "Oh that's so good. Oh it's like a million. Twenty-five!"

Gus: "A million?"

Haley: "That is like a million!"

James: "A hundred thousand- for this group? In this arc? It's like a million."

[00:41:31]

Booker: "Fuck."

Chris: "A poet if there ever was one."

[01:00:50]

Haley: "Do you, Booker Sailship, look as upset as Owen the human man does right now?"

[01:15:34]

Sougle: "All right. So, something happened to Waggle, gang. I think he got bookered."

[01:18:09]

Waggle: "I don't want a vampire to hurt me."

Sougle: "I understand that, which is why I disclosed that to you upfront, which I think is the proper way to handle a mirror house full of vampires."

## Episode 8

[01:26:43]

Elisabeth: "The emotions, we can fix at home."