Whack Your Neighbour

**Whack Your Neighbor** is a game in the "Whack Your" series and the first by WhackIt. In this one, you have to find 32 ways (27 ways in old version) to kill your neighbor. This game introduces combo kills, which would become a staple in WhackIt's next "Whack Your" games after this.

## Characters

* The Boyfriend - The playable character on which he would use the tools around the backyard to kill The Neighbor.
* Whiskey: The boyfriend's pet dog, who follow his orders without question.
* The Neighbor - A nosy, fat man who always scolds on the boyfriend for his dog pooping on his yard.

## Kills

**Barbecue:** The Boyfriend asked the neighbor if he wants a hot dog from the barbecue. The neighbor then walks towards the barbecue to look at it, then the boyfriend shoves his face into the grill, and closes the barbecue, causing him to scream in pain. He then lets the neighbor out and he falls to the ground, face all charred. The boyfriend then proceeds to pour propane on his body, causing him to burn.

**Trowel:** The boyfriend grabs the trowel and stabs it into the neighbor's chest, causing him to fall over. The boyfriend then gets on him and stabs him several times, he then grabs a flower near the tree and plants it on his chest.

**Spatula:** The boyfriend smacks the neighbor in the face with the spatula, he then stands over him and plunges the spatula into his head.

**Phone:** The boyfriend picks up his phone and calls someone. Some time later, a car pulls up from behind the fence, a person appeared from behind the fence with a rifle, who proceeds to shoot the neighbor in the head.

**Pile of Leaves:** The boyfriend steps away from the neighbor and gestures at him to come closer, the neighbor then unknowingly steps on the pile of leaves, and causes him to fall into a spike trap underneath. The boyfriend then grabs a shovel and proceeds to bury him.

**Rake:** The boyfriend attempted to slap the neighbor but fails. This angered the neighbor and he says that he's gonna go get his gun as he tries to walk back to his house. Not noticing the rake below him, he step on it and hits himself with it. the boyfriend then picks up the rake and smacks the neighbor several times, causing blood the spray out of the holes.

**Whiskey:** The boyfriend orders his dog, Whiskey to attack him. Whiskey then proceeds to pounce on him, biting a chunk out of his face. Whiskey then proceeds to chew on said chunk.

**Shotgun:** The boyfriend goes into his garage and grabs his shotgun and aims it at the neighbor. The neighbor kneels down and attempted to plead with him. He fired the gun, taking off half of his head and part of his fingers with it.

**Wire:** The boyfriend grabs some wire and proceeds to strangle the neighbor with it, he then hangs him with the wire like a noose, and he plugs in the wire into a socket, electrocuting him in the process. In the neighbor's charred state, his eyes burst.

**Laser Pointer:** The boyfriend takes a laser pointer from his pocket and points it at his crotch. This excites his dog, Whiskey, and proceeds to bite at his crotch, ripping out his testicles.

**2 Barbecue Forks:** He stabs both the forks into his legs causing him to scream in pain, He then falls over and dies from blood loss(?). (This is an Ace Ventura reference)

**Clouds**: The boyfriend prays, then holy music plays and the cloud parts, light shines down, only to review it's god's hand. The god's hand flips off the neighbor and electrocutes him with thunder, causing him to be completely charred. The boyfriend then taps on his shoulder, causing him to fall into a pile of dust. The god's hand gave the boyfriend a thumbs up, boyfriend also does the same.

**Toolbox:** The boyfriend grabs two screwdrivers from his toolbox, and threw it into the neighbor's eyes. He then grabs a hammer and smacks the screwdrivers, causing his head to split open.

**Nail gun + Nails:** He grabs his nail gun and shoots at both his feet, pinning him down. He then shoots him in the head, he falls over, his legs snapping in the process. He then goes up to him and put a few nails into his head.

**Pile of poop:** One of the most disgusting kill. The boyfriend hits him with a beer bottle, and ordered his dog to poop on him. Whiskey does so. He then begins pooping into his mouth. When he is done, he lifts his leg and starts peeing on him.

**Apple:** The boyfriend places an apple on the neighbor's head, attempting to shoot it with his bow and arrow. He then lowered his bow and plunges an arrow into his head, he falls over, and the apple lands on the tip of the arrow he shot.

**Beer bottle:** The boyfriend smashes the beer bottle on his face, breaking it. He then gets on him and beats the stuffing out of him with the broken bottle.

**Compost bin:** Boyfriend slaps the neighbor with the spatula, he grabs him and shoves his head into the hole in his compost bin. He then got some gasoline and poured a small trail of it, then proceeds to light gasoline with a match, burning him alive.

**Tree:** The boyfriend grabs a chainsaw and cuts down the tree, causing it to fall over and crush the neighbor.

**Beehive:** The boyfriend grabs a rock and throws it at a beehive on his tree, causing it to fall on the neighbor and covering his face. The neighbor manages to get the hive off him, and his face is covered with bee stings and his head the same shape as the hive. One last sting from a bee causes his head to explode.

**Lawnmower:** Boyfriend hits neighbor with the beer bottle, and then runs a lawn mower over his face, eviscerating him.

**Hose:** The boyfriend smacks the neighbor with the spatula, and then proceeds to shove the hose up his butt. He turns on the water and causes him to inflate, and then bursting, creating small crater with bloody water and body parts.

**Garden Sheers:** The boyfriend grabs a pair of garden sheers from his garage, and cut the neighbor's throat with it, his throat sprays blood, and dies To add insult to injury, he also cuts off his arm as well.

**Car Crank(Car):** *This kill has nothing to do with the car crank*. The boyfriend knocks the neighbor out and shoves his face under his car. He then reverses the car and crushes his skull.

**Chain:** The boyfriend grabs some chain and ties him to the tree. A year later, the neighbor becomes nothing but a skeleton.

**Iron Hook + Car:** Boyfriend knocks out the neighbor and welds the hook on his car and ties a chain to it. In the next scene, the neighbor is shown with all his limbs in shackles. The boyfriend accelerates his car and pulling him, which then causes him to split open, with his intestines showing.

**Chainsaw:** The boyfriend grabs a chainsaw and proceeds to cut him, splitting him in half.

**Drill + Sprinkler:** The boyfriend drills a hole into the neighbors head, and plugs a sprinkler into it, causing blood to spray all over.

**Window:** The boyfriend ask the neighbor to looks into his window. He does so, to which he then slams the window on him several times, causing the window glass to break. And one final slam onto the broken glass decapitates him.

**Hot sauce:** The boyfriend pours some hot sauce onto the burger and offers it to the neighbor. The neighbors then proceeds to eat the burger and breathes fire due to the spice. He falls over and begs for water, the boyfriend then pours the whole bottle of hot sauce into his mouth, and then drop the bottle into his mouth and smashes it, causing his whole face to bleed.

**Sausage:** The boyfriend offers the neighbor a sausage, to which he holds it low enough for Whiskey to bite his hand, tearing it clean off. Whiskey then continues to chew on his arm.

**Watering Can + Fertilizer:** The boyfriend puts some fertilizer and waters it, causing a plant to grow into a man-eating plant, who then proceeds to bite his upper section off, leaving his lower section behind.