Garret

* Human
* Animal
* Hybrid

**Garret** is the sixth guy to appear in the game. He is unlocked by reaching level 17 in the SPCA Volunteer (Caring) hobby. Story wise, he is turned into a bull and finds you up a tree with a cat he was trying to save.

## **Personality**

Though not the brightest bulb on the tree, Garret is very kind and gentle. When flirting, he tends to come off as goofy, though it doesn't seem to be intentional.

## **Dialogue List**

### **First Meeting**

1. One day, while you're looking out for more guys, you see a cat stuck up a tree. Thinking it might be one of them, you scramble up to save it, not noticing a giant blue bull waiting at the base of the tree.
2. "**My friend!"** the bull yells with surprising clarity. **"You have saved this kitten when I could not! You are truly brave and wonderful! Garret is happy to meet you!"**
3. **"You must forgive Garret - he was not always so... How do you say? Full of bull? But he is now, and he must accept his kitten rescuing days are over.Thank you again for your heroic deed!"**
4. ... So obviously the cat isn't a guy. But the bull is. You quickly climb down and explain the situation. **"What!? We must become friends to break this magical curse! That is Garret's favorite thing to do! Let us begin the friendship NOW!"**

### **Adversary**

* Ahh it is you! Garret is always pleased to see you! Does not even need to have moment to consider!

#### Talk

* Garret had feeling he would be cursed by magic today! So he wore lucky underwear! But they were no match for your magic!
* Yes, this is most unfortunate! You could say this animal magic thing is a lot of BULL! Hahaha!
* Do not be upset! Though Garret can no longer do human things, now he have tail for swatting of fly! Very useful!
* Hello! Do not be alarmed. Though I look like sad bull, I am actually happy Garret! Is very common mistake now!
* Oh! So you're the one who transformed Garret into bull? Thank you for not transforming him into naked mole rat!

#### Date

* [Dinner] Garret did not appreciate chef trying to season him. But dinner date was still fun!
* [BoatRide] Garret appreciates ride in swan boat. But perhaps he needs to lose a little weight for the next time?
* [Coaster] Riding roller coaster without hands is exhilarating experience! So much fear of death!
* [Carnival] Now that Garret knows magical curses are real, haunted houses seem like much bigger threat than before!

#### Poke

* Ouch! Hahaha! Garret mistake your tickle for jabbing him in eyeball! Silly mistake!

#### Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. So are you saying that, somehow, through the power of friendship, you can break the curse?
2. Garret knew it! He knew that friendship was magic! Then let the friendship begin!

### **Acquaintance**

* Hello my friend! Garret just came from china shop. Owner was surprisingly accommodating!

#### Talk

* Hmmm. It appears Garret can no longer scratch his ears. If you are feeling generous, there is an itch in left ear that is currently driving him to madness.
* Do not be crushed by weight of guilt! Garret is still master of karaoke! And that is no bull!
* Do not worry! Garret is vegan. This is great opportunity to empathize with animals! Hopefully, he does not become cheeseburger!
* This reminds Garret of time he was hiking in Rocky Mountains, and had to fashion snowshoes from pinecones and hummingbirds. So funny!
* Ack! It is so hard to find boots for hooves! And to tie laces with hooves! And to dance folk dances with hooves!

#### Upgrade to Frenemy

1. Hmm, so far Garret is still animal. Maybe he is not very good friend yet? Should we keep trying?
2. Yes! That is the spirit! Let's friendship the crap out of this curse! Woo!
3. [With 'Friend' picture] While you and Garret are out looking in trees for more kittens to save, he nudges you and gives you a smile. **"No matter if curse is not broken. Garret enjoys your person very much. We are friends forever."**

### **Frenemy**

* Passersby keep asking Garret if he has case of "blue bulls"? But they laugh at him. Is he missing joke?

#### Gift

* Very nice! Garret loves your taste in gift giving!

#### Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. Garret is sorry if his friendship is not strong enough to break curse. If you wish to give up, he understand. Do you want to keep going?
2. Aha! You have renewed Garret's sense of purpose and confidence! You are very good at this!

### **Friendzoned**

* Garret is glad you are here! Someone tried to brand his bottom! If they come back, assist with shooing away!

#### Talk

* Even if Garret is bull forever, it is worth it to have met you and become your friend! Come - let us eat the ice cream and make the chit chats!
* Now that Garret is bull, he is considering starting political career. Since now he is expert maker of bull crap. HAHAHA!
* Perhaps worst part is not being bull. Perhaps it is being shy to love others, who may not like bull...
* Just so you know - you may climb on Garret's back if feeling strikes you. He knows you would do the same for him.
* Garret is adapting to new life! Though making pancakes is harder.
* Garret needs career change! Perhaps he can be rodeo clown? Or would that be conflict of interest?

#### Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. So to break curse, we must try the smooches? Very interesting! Garret is nervous - his palms get sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy...
2. Perhaps Garret has to spit some sick lyrics in a new LP? Or go lay down. One of two things. Let us smooch.
3. [With 'Kiss' picture] When you bring up the subject of kissing, Garret gets a big silly grin. **"Wait a minute. Is this maybe a trick to give Garret smooches? You ARE tricky! Well let us try anyway!"** A few sparkles and bubbles later, and there's a lot less bull in your life. Hooray!

### **Awkward Besties**

* Garret had appreciation for four stomachs! He could eat all the wheatgrass unironically!

#### Talk

* Great galloping groundhogs! Garret is no longer bull! Or at least 90% not bull. That is great improvement!
* Garret does not know much. But he knows people are usually as happy as they choose to be. So take another doughnut!
* You are looking good today! Garret likes to see you happy. Come - this calls for falafel!
* Garret has strong urge to chop down trees, and become American mythological figure. Is funny, yes?
* Breathe deep the mountain air, my friend, and walk softly beneath the stars! That's when the world will whisper its secrets!
* Hee hee! Tail keeps tickling Garret's bottom!
* Garret is fine with tail and horns! But keeps getting odd looks from nuns...
* You fill Garret full of fuzzy feelings. And he is not meaning magical transformation. That was more "scary tingly" feeling.

#### Gift

* Garret is excited for birthday gifts! Especially when given so far ahead of time!

#### Date

* [Dinner] Garret loves going to dinner with you! Especially breakfast-for-dinner!
* [BoatRide] Ahh, Garret loves baby duckies so much! The whole world should be so fuzzy!
* [Coaster] Aha! Garret love riding roller coaster again! Especially now that he can fit in seatbelt!
* [Carnival] Garret is sorry he screamed so much. He had great time!

#### Poke

* Tee hee! You make Garret giggle! It is nice to feel dainty sometimes!

#### Upgrade to Crush

1. Garret has had interesting week. Is cursed and transformed into animal. But is cursed by very attractive person. Is exciting, yes?
2. Talk about ice breaker! You are like arctic barge, ramming way into my heart!

### **Crush**

* Garret appreciates being able to sit down again! There are many things bulls must do standing that humans sit for... Like the opera!

#### Gift

* Oh my! Garret's cheeks are blushing! Hopefully it is only feeling of appreciation and not influenza!

#### Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. We have word where Garret is from. It is "Sweetheart". And Garret would like to apply for the position. What say you?
2. Hooray! Garret is not so great at the flirting! He is happy to be getting the hang of it!

### **Sweetheart**

* How's it going, my dear friend! Have you cursed anyone else recently! Haha! That would be so "you"!

#### Upgrade to Boyfriend

1. I have recently learned that "boyfriend" is not just friend who is boy! Which is embarrassing, for that is what Garret calls his boyfriends. But Garret is YOUR boyfriend, yes?
2. Aha! Garret tricked you! You said he is your boyfriend! No take backsies!

### **Boyfriend**

* Garret have strange urge to wear bell and get nose piercing. Is good idea?

#### Talk

* If you get cold, you may use Garret's body heat. But not like tauntaun. More like snuggle.
* You are most precious to Garret.
* Oh! You are sweeping Garret off his feet! Allow Garret to return the favor... LEG SWEEP!
* Garret likes you more than words can say. He is falling in love with you. Oh wait! Those words were pretty good!
* Every time Garret sees you, his heart skips beat! Be prepared for CPR!

#### Gift

* Thank you, my dearest. You rock my world like enormous cradle, big enough for world.

#### Poke

* Haha! Garret must inform you - sometimes tickle fight becomes love making! Maybe he needs proper warning label!

#### Upgrade to Lover

1. Though Garret's heart is racing, he is not afraid to tell you truth. He is in love with you. Do you love him back?
2. Garret is happiest of all time! He must kiss you now! Let our love kaboom like fireworks in starry skies!
3. [With 'Transformation' picture] You see Garret trying to look sneaky, checking his breath and quickly devouring a handful of mints. Then he tip toes up behind you, spins you around, and plants a super manly kiss right on your lips... which causes a magical explosion! Garret falls to the ground, rather surprised. The curse is broken!
4. [With 'Lover' picture] **"My sexy friend! Garret is very pleased to have his body back, and to be much less horny from bull horns. But speaking of horns, please give Garret a call when you wish to horse around. Is not animal joke. Is sexy offer."** *Love Garret!*

2. Garret dusts himself off, his almost comically large erection pointing true north, and he awkwardly smiles and blushes. You can't help yourself. You firmly grasp his dick with both hands, and begin to suck with a thirst you've never known. Garret arches his back, and roars with wild release as he cums in your mouth.
3. Garret returns the favor for the rest of the night, exploring your body with his mouth and his strong but strangely supple hands. When you're finally exhausted from pleasure, he holds you in his arms and laughs, **"You are very very good at this. Garret is impressed. Garret... Is in love."**

### **Lover**

* Ahh! Day is already ten times better, now that Garret has seen your face! And your body! He likes that they are together!

#### Date

* [Masquerade] Garret is not fanciest man. But he is honored to be your Prince Charming.
* [All the rest are the same as Boyfriend]

#### Upgrade to Max Lover

1. Ah ha ha! Still you continue to humble Garret with your kindness and generosity! He is overwhelmed by your love!
2. Please continue with overwhelming loveness - Garret wishes to see if relationship can go to infinity!

### **Max Lover**

* Ahh yes, you're here! I have 100 hugs ready for action and maybe even smooch or two!
* Garret painted portrait of you. But it scared Garret. So maybe we take selfie instead?
* Hello! I was hoping to smile a whole bunch today. And here you are!
* Come quickly! Garret has missed you so much, he has built new log cabin.. and pitched several tents.
* How is my favorite person? Yes, that's you. There's no one else even close!
* **(Naked)** Haha! Garret's clothes are hiding very well today! Come out come out wherever you are, sneaky britches!
* **(Naked)** Oh! Garret has just stepped out from shower, and misplaced clothes. This sounds like beginning of steamy movie, yes?
* **(Naked)** Whoops! Garret forget he is naked! He wondered why breeze felt so refreshing!

#### Talk

* Garret hopes you are the kind of person who likes to be swept off feet. Because he wishes to scoop you into arms. And also sometimes he bumps you over.
* You have given Garret back his body. Now he gives part of it to you. You are now proud owner of Garret's heart.
* If Garret still had tail, he would let you tug on it. That is how much he is liking you. For his tail is sensitive, but so TEMPTING to tug.
* Hold on a moment! Garret has to shave his hourly beard. Testosterone is a heck a ride, hey?
* When we are together, the world is bright, and there is music everywhere! You make Garret feel like princess!
* Garret wants to take you on romantic date! How do you feel about perogies?
* Garret had dream of you last night. It was, umm... Very exciting dream. Garret needed nine cold showers.
* Hello! Garret was just thinking of backpacking into forest and living off of land for several weeks. You busy?
* My Love! Garret has missed you since last we spoke! He won't shut up about it!
* What shall we do today? Go jogging? Snuggle? Both at same time? Garret has always wanted to try this!
* Garret bought you heart shaped box of chocolates! But then he ate it. The box, he means. Still dealing with some bull urges. Want some chocolates?
* Garret is looking for good pet name for you. Is considering dumpling, cupcake, or sugarcookie. Or maybe Garret is just hungry?
* Garret is carving marble statue in your honor, to show his love for you to the world. It is naked statue. He hopes it is not awkward for you!
* **(Naked)** Come! Let us be naked together! There is no better frolic than the frolic of naked lovers!
* **(Naked)** Garret never skips leg day! But he skips rope ON leg day! Haha! Is most hilarious play on words!
* **(Naked)** Garret wishes to take you to his bed! And his kitchen floor! And his backyard! And maybe the neighbor's backyard, if you're feeling adventurous!
* **(Naked)** Garret imagines kissing you when he isn't. He imagines more when he is.
* **(Naked)** Garret thinks you should wear more flannel. Garret also wants to take flannel off you. Is fetish, perhaps?
* **(Naked)** Garret has not seen many private parts in his life. He hopes he compares favorably.
* **(Naked)** Garret has fantasy of being tied up. But he is so strong, that bonds cannot hold him! Curse this sexy body!
* **(Naked)** Come. Let us dip the skinny into the lake under moonlight! Unless it is too chilly. Then let us hide under covers.
* **(Naked)** Garret hopes you are happy with what you see. Sometimes, naked Garret is too... hairy, for some.

#### Gift

* You make Garret's blood pump with your generosity! You light his passions!
* Ack! You surprise Garret with more generosity! You fill him with bashful gratitude!
* Garret cannot hope to match your gift giving skills! Mostly because it seems like you have infinity money.
* Thank you for spectacular gift! Garret has gift for you too! It is short poem. Here goes: "Love! Love! Love!" What do you think?!
* **[Boxers]** Ooooh! Garret love these! Now he can wear his heart not only on his sleeve, but on his undies!
* **[Birthday Suit]** Ahh. You have removed Garret's clothes. Either you are in mood for nakedness, or you are bad at removing your jacket.
* **[Spooky Outfit]** Garret has dressed up as most terrifying monster of all - a potential lawsuit! Behold! Hulkenstein! He smash! Hahaha!
* **[Butler Outfit]** Wherever you walk, Garret will roll red carpet out for you! Even if it is only from the couch to the fridge. Garret does not judge.
* **[Kigurumi Outfit]** OooOOOoo. Garret is even warmer and fuzzier than before, which means he is EXTRA huggable! Almost as huggable as you have always been!
* **[Masquerade Outfit]** Garret does not need a broom to sweep you off your feet! All Garret has to do is smile a special smile, yes? Are you feeling swoon-y yet?
* **[Summer Outfit]** Do you hear the music? It is the happiest summer song... The ice cream truck is coming! Garret wants to buy you a creamsicle!
* **[RPG Outfit]** Garret attempts to kiss you! Garret rolls a... Three. Garret is sad. But maybe you will kiss Garret when it is your turn, ehh?

#### Poke

* Haha! You are lucky Garret no longer has poofy tail! He was becoming like tactical striker of tickles!
* Still with the tickles! Why must Garret's girlish giggles be so entertaining to so many?!
* No! Hahaha! Please! Garret's belly already have the aches! Hahaha! Think of the belly aches!
* **(Naked)** You are embarrassing Garret! He should not be giggling so much! He is too rough and tumble for it!
* **(Naked)** Ahh! No fair! Garret's super strong body needs clothes to protect from tickle tickles!
* **(Naked)** Be warned, my love. Garret's privates are not so good at telling tickling from titillating. You may have your hands full shortly!
* **(Naked)** Alright, now it is Garret's turn! Prepare your body!

#### Upgrade to Lover +

1. Wow! You continue to amaze Garret with enormous romance and generosity! He is not so deserving, but is very grateful!
2. Come! Let us do the smooches!

### **Dialogue About Cole**

* Garret has feeling he is being watched. Is very bad. Garret is sometimes shy, and he gets the blushies. Eeeee!
* Garret stumbled into elaborate trap yesterday. Room was filling with water, walls were closing in, very scary stuff. Luckily Garret fashioned jetpack out of sandwich bag just in time. Exciting!
* Garret was putting little baby bird back in nest, when he found a bomb in the tree! Luckily, Garret is very good at action escapes. Now little bird and Garret have teamed up to find the villain responsible.
* Garret's keen instincts are detecting the presence of evil! But do not worry. His sense of taste can actually tell good people from bad people. So now he just needs to taste everyone he meets. Simple!
* Oh no! Garret just received a message that he must watch his back! This is terrible, for that is exactly where Garret cannot see! Curse my extremely normal eyeballs!
* Somebody left a bag of gummy bears in Garret's mailbox with all of the heads chomped off! It took an hour for him to stop crying. Poor little bears. I gave them each a proper bear-ial.

## **Trivia**

* His blue bull design, lumberjack theme, and choice of pancakes in the human and hybrid version of his dinner dates are references to Paul Bunyan; A name from North American folklore. Paul Bunyan was said to be an unusually tall and strong lumberman, who was notably fond of pancakes, and accompanied by a blue ox named Babe.
	+ He also references this in one of his Awkward Besties dialogues, remarking he "has [a] strong urge to chop down trees, and become [an] American mythological figure".
* Garret is vegan.
* His dialogue when turning to Acquaintance might be a reference to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
* His dialogue when turning to Awkward Besties references the song Lose Yourself by Eminem.
* For V.0.20, his affection requirements decreased for all stages except Lover, and required skill levels decreased for all stages. Also, one requirement for his Lover stage changed from Lvl 45 Outgoing to 1,000,000 Pies.
* The line "You can tug on Garret's tail, if you like. That is how much he is liking you. For his tail is sensitive, but so TEMPTING to tug." has seemingly been replaced with "You are most precious to Garret." under Boyfriend.
* He has a cousin named Jaxon.

## Galleries

### Memory Album

Encounter PhotoFrenemy PhotoAwkward besties PhotoTransformation PhotoLover PhotoDinner Date (Animal Version)BoatRide Date (Animal Version)Coaster Date (Animal Version)Carnival Date (Animal Version)Dinner Date (Hybrid Version)BoatRide Date (Hybrid Version)Coaster Date (Hybrid Version)Carnival Date (Hybrid Version)Dinner Date (Human Version)BoatRide Date (Human Version)Coaster Date (Human Version)Carnival Date (Human Version)Masquerade DateGarret Line Up