Baarbora Eweris

### Killer Style

I love earthy colored clothes and clothes that are thrifted or second-hand for that comfy feel. I also love cozy sweaters (especially if they're oversized), skirts that are long or flowy, and comfy socks. A bag or big pockets are a must.

### Monster Quirk

There isn’t a faculty member in this school who hasn’t called me a slacker. And maybe I am a little lazy, but can you blame me? I mean really, how many times in my adult life will I be asked to recite the periodic table of skelements?

### Pet

Animals are cute, but a pet just feels like too much responsibility.

### Favorite Activity

Skateboarding, playing the electric guitar, urban exploration, thrift shopping, and skipping school.

### Biggest Pet Peeve

People who just passively let their life pass them by, I also can’t stand people who can't make decisions.

### Fav School Subject

If I had to choose a subject then I suppose Home Ick is the least insufferable. Maybe Literature?

### Least Fav Subject

Clawculus, Biteology, Hisstory, Mad Science, Physical Deaducation, I can go on, really.

### Favorite Food

Pomegranate seeds, they’re sweet, they’re tart, and they’re the perfect size for shoveling into your mouth with reckless abandon.

### BFFs

I wouldn't say I have friends, more like acquaintances.

## Biography

### Personality

Did you get stuck in detention? Have a test that you’d rather be absent for? Or even worse, are you stuck going to summer school? Then Baarbora’s your girl. Want to sneak out to a party or concert? Looking to avoid an awkward family gathering? Just really don’t want to be somewhere? Just give her a call, she’ll take care of everything. Need a note from a doctor? A better report card? Or— if you’re getting really shady— a fake id? Then you know where to find her. Baarbora has her clawed hands in just about everything, and she’s willing to help with just about anything. For a price, of course.

Though she doesn’t talk often about her hobbies she spends every free second she can get participating in them. When she’s “doing chores” she’s practicing guitar or— if she’s feeling especially vulnerable— writing a song. If she’s “studying” then she’s poking her nose around some abandoned building or some other such place. “Doing some homework”? Then she’s at the skatepark. Is she “babysitting her little cousin” or “helping her elderly neighbor”? Then she’s probably at the thrift store. And if she’s “too sick to come to school today”? Then she’s probably doing all of the above. She’ll use just about every excuse she can think of to get out of working, or having any responsibility of the sort.

She’s tried to fashion a reputation for being “enigmatic” and “sardonic” and has seemingly achieved it. She rarely talks about her personal life or hobbies to her fellow students and tends to keep quiet. Unless, of course, she’s scheming with someone. She doesn’t even eat in the creepateria, opting instead to observe her classmates. The sardonic half of this reputation mostly came about as a way to hide her feelings, as she found it easier to make a cynical comment mocking a situation than admit to being upset, or worse, frightened.

The enigmatic half of her hard-earned reputation has had a side effect though. When you add her inability to keep her nose out of everyone else’s business with her refusal to let loose any information on herself or her personal life, and you get a girl whose motives are a mystery. Usually, the only people who know her motives are those who requested her help, but the strategy for achieving her goals still remains an enigma.

She can be somewhat of a control freak and believes things are best done if done by her. She’s nearly incapable of giving the controls to someone else and she tends to have something of an independent streak because of it. And it isn’t that she thinks others are incapable or stupid, she just feels that she has a better handle on the situation, especially if the situation involves her! And… ok maybe she does think her classmates are a bit incapable, but it’s not like she thinks any less of them or anything! She just feels like, sometimes, they need her.. Guidance… to maneuver certain situations. Though she never betrays her laid-back appearance for the sake of her controlling habits.

Baarbora may seem relaxed, but, there is a fiery determination that hides under all that wool. She believes that life is lived best when it's lived to the fullest, and the only way to live it to the fullest is by doing what makes you happy. Though she can be a bit pushy with this belief, often meddling in the lives of her classmates, and though she usually does it with their knowledge, she sometimes tends to work more… discreetly.

She cares deeply for her fellow students and wishes to help them; though she often tries to hide this part of her as she fears it may negate the “enigmatic and sardonic slacker” reputation she’s worked so hard to establish. She also tends to hold back as she knows how her “help” is perceived. She knows she can be a bit condescending towards her classmates, and she knows that a wonderful afternoon slacking off from school would be her ideal day, but to others, it’s a bore. But she has a hard time putting this knowledge into action. So instead of talking about her feelings— something she is loath to do— she keeps them to herself and only offers her help to those who seek her out.

Her biggest problem is that, when it comes to her genuine feelings, she can’t seem to find the words. She’s always had a hard time with emotions, she doesn’t know how to categorize or explain them. And if she’s being honest? She isn’t even sure she’s experiencing them right. So, instead of doing anything about it like talking to a trained professional, parent, or other trusted adult she has instead opted to bury all emotions deep within herself, her strategy being to die of whatever age or illness will have her before she has to deal with them.

### Appearance

Baabora is rather tall standing at a whopping 7 foot, 9 inches. She has a strawberry body type with a mesomorphic build and broad shoulders. Her skin is cream white, her thick wool is linen white. Her face is circular; and she has hazel eyes with a tapetum lucidum— the thing that makes animal eyes reflect light. Her eyes have rectangular pupils and long (18 mm) eyelashes. She has a somewhat large, flat, sheep-like nose. She has large, sharp, somewhat curved fangs in place of her canines, the rest of her teeth are fairly sharp as well. Her hair is 4c and goes down to her mid-back. She has flat, open, sheep-like ears. And thick, curled horns like a ram.

She is polydactyl and has 6 fingers on each hand. Her claws are 2.58 cm long, and are naturally a pale yellow, but she often paints them a dark forest green; she also tends to add little nail art mushrooms. She has digitigrade legs with cloven hooves. As well as a prehensile rat-like tail that's 6 feet and 4 inches long and hairless.

### Monster

Baabora is a sheepsquatch, a cryptid that was first spotted in 1994. Most sightings occurred in West Virginia. Specifically the counties of Boon, Kanawha, Putnam, and Mason. It’s often described as a quadruped the same size as a bear, with raccoon-like paws, small horns like a baby goat, teeth that are long and sharp, thick white wool or fur, a rat-like tail, and an ever-present scent of sulfur. There are some other traits attributed to the sheepsquatch. Features like a bipedal form, long ram-like horns, or four eyes. Depending on the sighting, the creature is either easily frightened or incredibly aggressive.

### History

Baabora was born in a small town in Bone County, Pest Virginia. She was an only child and lived with her mother and father. Her parents got divorced when she was 4. The divorce was amicable; her father was given full custody so that her mother— who recently came out as a lesbian— could move to Mosstrailia to be with her ghoulfriend.

She was a lonely child and had a hard time connecting with her peers. And, though she was never bullied she was still miserable. Her father had noticed this and decided that they needed a fresh start. She had just finished 9th grade, and he had recently quit his job. He figured that the best thing to do was to move. Which led to them settling down in the town of New Salem.

## Relationships

### Family

Baabora lives with her father; he’s kind and dotes on her constantly. She looks up to him and, even learned how to play the guitar because of him. Her father is the lead guitarist and singer in a folk punk band. He first started the band in college and started it up again after moving to New Salem.

She doesn’t know her mother very well. Despite her mother calling often, their relationship is still distant. Baabora isn’t upset about the divorce, she just finds conversations with her mother incredibly awkward and stilted.

### Friends

She doesn't go out of her way to socialize, so she doesn't have friends.

### Romance

Baabora is aromantic and asexual. She has little to no interest in anything romantic.

### Enemies

Due to her refusal to socialize with her peers, she hasn't really garnered any enemies.

## Trivia

* The characters that inspired her include Ferris Bueller (from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off), Dolly Levi (from Hello! Dolly), Hypnos (from Hades), The Cat (from Infinity Train), and Valerie Oberlin (from Monster Prom).
* Despite her disinterest in school she genuinely enjoys reading.
* Her favorite genre is mystery.
* She likes listening to asmr.
* Her favorite season is fall.
* Her first name is a pun on the name Barbora, a Latin name meaning "foreign woman".
* Her first name is pronounced Baa-bore-uh.
* Her last name is a pun on the surname Uris.
* Her surname is pronounced yur-uhs.
* her pronouns are:
	+ she/her/her/hers/herself
	+ they/them/their/theirs/themself
	+ mush/mush/rooms/rooms/mushroomself
	+ moss/moss/mosses/mosses/mosself
* Her favorite music genre is alternative/indie. She’s also recently taken an interest in folk punk because of her father's band.
* Baabora is an agender girl which is a gender identity where someone is agender but also feminine aligned.