Person to Worsen

## Person to Worsen

### Written by

Andrew Myers, Andy Hartpence & Josh Myers

## Songs

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**"Person to Worsen"** is a song from A Star is Owen

## Lyrics

**[Helen]**

Bitsy, she demands to pull the strings,

So we need a candidates who brings

Willingness to do her every wish

And a spine that's like a jellyfish

Oh my, what a long line

This'll be easy.

Got to find certain someone whose just subtly sleazy

Not above getting greasy, but still impeccably bred

We need a person to worsen,

The dullest tool in the shed

(Well, speak of the shovel)

Confess,

are you willing to settle for less?

**[Candidate 1]**

Not be the best?

Never, Why?

Whoever would say yes

**[Helen]**

Next.

Tell me, why is it that you've applied?

**[Candidate 2]**

I want to let my spirits shine,

and make the world feel wonderful inside!

**[Helen]**

Bye.

Hello,

Are you willing to go with the flow?

**[Candidate 3]**

Oh, for sure!

**[Helen]**

Are you willing to bring to the table the talent to never waffle and say no?

**[Candidate 3]**

I can give it a go

In fact, I can do better than that.

Let me embezzle your money and give you your enemy's head on a plaque!

**[Helen]**

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

We need somebody to play ball

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

Want someone at her beck and call

No need to talk, not another word

Kicking you to the curb,

No go.

Chop, chop, time's short

And so is your new boss

Ah, let's see, a graduate degree, huh?

Toss.

So, would you call yourself suggestible?

**[Candidate 4]**

I don't find that respectable.

I'm honest, true, and ethical.

**[Helen]**

Well that's certainly correctable

Sir, your mustache is detectable

And I've said you're not electable

Now, tell me, what attracts you to this position?

**[Candidate 5]**

Hmm, well I can tell you that I'm attracted to your feminine disposition

Not to flatter, but as a matter of fact,

Your bun is top class!

So, what do you say?

**[Helen]**

I'm tempted, but no.

Hard pass.

What a crop of idiots

These candidates are hideous

Some are sugar sweet

And some are simply too insidious.

**[Candidate 6]**

I fight for the poor!

**[Helen]**

Next!

**[Candidate 7]**

I teach parkour!

**[Helen]**

Bye!

Uh-uh

Ciao

Nope, nice try.

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

No need to talk, not another word

Kicking you to the curb

No go

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

We need somebody to play ball

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

Wants someone at her beck and call

Just doesn't seem you qualify

Have a nice day,

Girl, Bye

No go

## Person to Worsen (End Credits)

### Written by

Andrew Myers, Andy Hartpence & Josh Myers

## Lyrics (End Credits)

**[Helen]**

Bitsy, she demands to pull the strings,

So we need a candidates who brings

Willingness to do her every wish

And a spine that's like a jellyfish

**[Additional Voices]**

Oh my, what a long line

**[Helen]**

This'll be easy.

**[Additional Voices]**

Got to find certain someone whose just subtly sleazy

**[Helen]**

Not above getting greasy, but still impeccably bred

We need a person to worsen,

**[Additional Voices]**

The dullest tool in the shed

**[Helen]**

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

We need somebody to play ball

Eeney, meeney, miney, no

Want someone at her beck and call

No need to talk, not another word

Kicking you to the curb.

**[Helen and Additional Voices]**

Just doesn't seem you qualify

Have a nice day,

Girl, Bye

**[Helen]**

No go