Money for Nothing/Quotes

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*(The Amber's House)*
*(Sally waking up and yawning)*
**Sally:** Morning, Stanley.
**Stan:** (in parrot form) Mornin'. (turns to normal) You ready for another wishful day?
**Sally:** More than ever. But, time for breakfast first.
*(walks to the kitchen and sees a table full of breakfast)*
**Sally:** Wowee! You really must be preparing for work today, huh, mom?
**Rebecca:** Well, we need the extra food to give us enough morning strength to welcome our new neighbors across the street.
**Sally:** New neighbors?
**Stu:** Yes, they are the Toomes and they moved here from Colorado.
**Sally:** Sounds good to welcome new people.
**Harry:** Sure is.
**Mary:** Okay, I'm done.
*(the rest of the family were surprised as they see Mary's plate already empty)*
**Harry:** But, how?
**Mary:** I'll never tell.

*(Sally's room)*
**Stan:** Good news, Sally. The Fairy Council and I were having a conversation while you had your breakfast, and they stated that due to my amazing job of being your fairy godparent out of every other fairy, I've been given a one month limited amount of magic to have you wish for money!
**Sally:** (squeals) Really? I thought wishing for money is forbidden.
**Stan:** It is. But, as I've mentioned earlier about my job of being your fairy, I've been given power to grant you as much money as you want.
**Sally:** Okay! But I need to be smart on how I wish for it. Don't want my parents and brother to get suspicious. So, (eyes get wonky) I'll just wish for a pool of money in my bedroom!
*(Stan raised his wand and poof up a pool of money)*
*(Sally swimming on the money)*
**Sally:** ♪Counting the money, money sweeter than honey, money, money, this, money, money, that, profits will make my wallet fat!♪
**Rebecca:** Sally, the Toomes are here!
**Sally:** Coming! (to Stan) Poof up a bag for me to hide this money!
*(Stan poof up a bag; Sally puts all her wished up money inside it)*
**Sally:** Okay, now let's go meet the new neighbors.
*(Stan turns into a parrot and the two walk out the room)*

*(Rebecca opens the door for the Toomes)*
**Man:** Hello, new neighbors!
**Woman:** It's so nice to meet you all. We're the Toomes. I'm Fionna and this is my husband Cameron and my son, Winston.
*(Winston comes out from behind his parents' legs)*
**Cameron:** He's shy.
**Sally:** (to herself; lovestruck) I'll say.
*(scene skips to the Ambers and Toomes talking inaudibly while the camera points to Sally and Winston talking)*
**Sally:** So, Winston. What do you like to do for fun?
**Winston:** (quivering) Well, I like long walks in the park, drawing art and throwing tiny rocks and shells at the river.
**Sally:** Hmm... I can tell you're shy.
**Winston:** Well, I have social problems talking to people. Even girls.
**Sally:** Well, you sure didn't have any trouble talking to me - a girl.
**Winston:** That's true. At first, I was a little anxious, but there's something different about you that I can't explain about, something that makes me comfortable.
**Sally:** (blushes) I am quite flattered.
*(scene points to Rebecca)*
**Rebecca:** It's so nice meeting all of you. Well, we better get going for dinner. Come on kids.
**Cameron:** Nice meeting all of you.

*(The Ambers walk out of the restaurant feeling stuffed)*
**Harry:** Wow, that was even more than I can handle!
**Stu:** And thanks for helping us lend the waiter a tip, Sally. I don't know how you got all that money, but thanks anyway.
**Sally:** I have ways into saving my money.
*(Sally and Stan as a butterfly wink at each other)*
**Rebecca:** Okay family, let's all do what we want at the mall and meet back home at precisely 8:30.
**All:** Got it.
*(scene skips to Mary walking to the halls of the mall holding a bag of workout clothes until she spotted Alyssa with a mischievous look and walks out of the mall)*
**Mary:** Alyssa. I don't know what she's up to, but it's never good with her. (walks out) I'm gonna follow her and find out.
**Man:** (heard) Hey! You have to pay for those clothes!
**Mary:** (walks back in) Right after I pay for these clothes.
*(Mary follows Alyssa and sees her walking inside the Toomes' house)*
**Alyssa:** (heard) We're gonna have such a great time together. You two have fun while I torture... I mean... take some time to know the little angel.
*(Cameron and Fionna walk out; Mary quickly hides under the bushes then looks through the window and sees Alyssa torturing Winston)*
**Winston:** (off-screen as Mary watches in horror) No! NO!! Please! Anything but that! Oh, I can't even bear the agonizing pain I'm feeling in my brain!
**Mary:** This is bad. (dials her phone) Sally. It's Mary. I'm going to need some "magical" help.

*(Sally and Stan poof near Mary)*
**Mary:** Take a look.
*(Sally and Stan look through the window seeing Alyssa standing near Winston as he bawls)*
**Stan:** What a horrible, horrible girl.
**Sally:** Right? We need to teach Alyssa not to mess with new neighbors. (huddle up with Stan and Mary) Here's what we're gonna do. (whispers)

*(Alyssa laying down looking exhausted from Winston's crying)*
**Winston:** WHY!? WHY MUST SCARY STUFF ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!? (wailing)
**Alyssa:** (groans) Don't you ever stop crying?!
*(knock on door; Alyssa walks to the front door)*
**Alyssa:** That, like, so better be your parents.
*(Alyssa opens the door and sees a monster made out of money)*
**Alyssa:** (teeth chattering noises) Wh-wh-what are you?
**Money Monster:** Your worst nightmare!
**Alyssa:** A monster made out of money!
**Money Monster:** Exactly!
*(the money monster chases Alyssa around the house until it got her cornered)*
**Winston:** Wow! I don't know whether to be amazed or terrified.
*(Alyssa whimpers as the Money Monster's face comes close to hers)*
**Money Monster:** (as it drools money out of it's mouth) Leave.
**Alyssa:** Whatever you say. (dashes out and writes and drops a note for the parents saying, "Had to go early. I had a bit of a nervous breakdown from watching a scary movie earlier this morning. But, it was nice to know your son. Warm regards, Alyssa Armstrong.")
**Winston:** Thank you big monster made out of money.
**Money Monster:** Don't thank me,...
*(zoom inside the Money Monster showing that it's really Sally, Stan and Mary on the controls)*
**Sally:** ...thank my powers of spreading fear in reality.
**Winston:** I-including mine?
**Money Monster:** On the contrary, I only scare those who are mean and merciless like your new babysitter.
**Winston:** (swipes the sweat off his forehead with his eyes closed) Oh, well that's good news. (eyes open) I hope one day... Huh? (looks around seeing the Money Monster is gone) This neighborhood's gonna take some getting use to.

*(Sally's bedroom)*
*(Sally laying on her bed with Stan as a parrot)*
**Sally:** What a day, making a rule-free wish, getting a new neighbor and a new friend, and scaring the skirt out of Alyssa.
**Stan:** That was a nice thing you've done for Winston.
**Sally:** Hey, I didn't want to have a new friend to be tortured. He's... a very... special boy.
*(Stan nearly about to say something until Sally cuts him off)*
**Sally:** And if you're going to say something about me more than liking Winston, yes. I do.
**Harry:** (head pops up through the hallways) Hey, Sal, Winston is here to see you.
**Sally:** (gasp) Okay, I'll be right down.
*(Sally opens the door for Winston)*
**Winston:** Hey Sally.
**Sally:** Hi.
**Winston:** You ready for that walk in the park you promised?
**Sally:** Wouldn't break that promise for the world.
*(the two start walking to the sidewalk)*
**Sally:** If you're looking to buy some ice cream, don't bother worrying about money yourself. I'm known for saving some dough, especially for a new friend.
**Winston:** Out of every other girl I've met, you are something else, Sally Amber.
*(the two hold hands; Sally turns her head to the screen and winks)*
*(screen fades to black)*
*(Title Card ending)*