The Efficient Commissioner

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## The Efficient Commissioner

* Current
* 1862

### Affiliation

The Masters
The Echo Bazaar

### Related

Mr Pages

> *"Before we proceed with any matter regarding the Anomalous Block, there are several indicationments – ah, indicators – of a breach of cartographical elasticity, which would require an intervention from the Commission. First: have the False-stars disappeared from the region immediately above the site?"*
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The **Efficient Commissioner** is an official who works for the **Tragedy Commission**, an organization that prevents disasters that may befall the Bazaar. She was also placed on the Board of the Great Hellbound Railway to watch over the project and curb any mishaps. Her knowledge of the Tragedy Procedures is comprehensive, and she relies on them extensively. She has lived in London since the Fall; back then, she was known as **Griz**.

The Commissioner is loyal to the Bazaar and the Masters. Accordingly, she dislikes revolutionaries, and espouses beliefs in line with the Bazaar's philosophy. She works closely with Mr Pages, who seems fond of her in turn. Unfortunately, her job leaves her stressed and worried for the future, and the antics of her fellow board members do not help. She actually has a litany of experience dealing with predicaments quickly; her unease appears to be a recent development.

The Commissioner's true mission is to monitor the Creditor, the entity who rules the Hinterlands, and prevent the GHR from rousing it. A long time ago, the Bazaar incurred an *enormous* debt to the Creditor, which the Commissioner seeks to quash. She has been researching the Creditor extensively, but the pressure of the situation gives her horrible nightmares. These manifest in the Viric Jungle, where she is a multi-armed being, burning the pages of the Tragedy Procedures against her will.

## References

2. ↑ Put your trophy on the clerk's desk, *Fallen London* *"[...] you're joined by a brisk woman from the Tragedy Commission. The Efficient Commissioner [...] "*
3. ↑ Ambition: Bag a Legend! - The Back Room, *Fallen London* *"She is reading [...] the Tragedy Procedures: in the event of insolvency on the part of the Bazaar itself. They call for the "liquidification" of the present city, [...]"*
4. ↑ Meet your fellow board members, *Fallen London* *"The second board member is the Efficient Commissioner. [...] "The Bazaar wouldn't let us lay as much as a mile of track [...] Westward [...] without her. Something about a bad incident a few centuries ago. Not To Be Repeated. [...] The Commissioner carries a complete copy of the Tragedy Procedures [...] She will scrutinise the Board's [...] to make sure it is unlikely to cause any further mishaps."*
5. ↑ Persuade the Efficient Commissioner/Tables, *Fallen London* *"[...] "'In the Event of a Contretemps with an Infernal Power,'" [...] "There are sixteen chapters devoted to variations of this Tragedy. Let us not give ourselves occasion to use them.”"*
6. ↑ Vote extra funds to build around the anomalous block, *Fallen London* *"The Efficient Commissioner [...] "Before we proceed [...] there are several [...] indicators [...] which would require an intervention from the Commission. First: [...] She [...] continues asking – all twenty-seven of them – before concluding that the block does not qualify as a Tragedy in need of intervention, and the work [...] allowed to go forward."*
7. ↑ Persuade the Implacable Detective/Tables, *Fallen London* *"Proposing the Removal of the Efficient Commissioner [...] Those of us who have been here since the Fall ought to stick together.""*
8. ↑ Mask of the Rose, *Failbetter Games* *"[...] Griz, your assertive housemate for whom the Fall was a chance to break free of Victorian societal norms, [...]"*
9. ↑ Persuade the Efficient Commissioner/Tables, *Fallen London* *""This Charter is in line with the objectives of the Bazaar," [...]"*
10. ↑ Persuade the Efficient Commissioner/Tables, *Fallen London* *""F. F. Gebrandt has a demonstrated disrespect for the Masters. [...]"*
11. ↑ The Seed, *Fallen London* *"[...] "Revolutionaries, and con artists, and those that would like to steal the future for themselves. Don't be gulled by that type.""*
12. ↑ Persuade the Efficient Commissioner/Tables, *Fallen London* *""Charity is a corruption," says the Efficient Commissioner. "The Bazaar does not approve of giving what hasn't been bought.""*
13. ↑ Vote extra funds to build around the anomalous block, *Fallen London* *"Before we proceed [...] there are several indicationments – ah, indicators [...]"*
14. ↑ Look for the Efficient Commissioner in her office, *Fallen London* *"[...] Mr Pages is there [...] I have sabbaticalated her post. [...]"*
15. ↑ Fight back 2, *Fallen London* *"Pages, [...] When it arrives, it – was that a nod? a small bow, even? – to the Efficient Commissioner?"*
16. ↑ Keep the Efficient Commissioner company while she has a good cry, *Fallen London* *"[...] she talks about [...] her fears for London, her loneliness, how hard it was to get the Masters to do anything. [...] About the nightmares she has had: [...]"*
17. ↑ Vote on Cornelius' plan to build a Tracklaying Beast, *Fallen London* *"The Efficient Commissioner, [...] "Every week I come here for these meetings, and every week I walk out feeling like I should check into the Royal Beth.""*
18. ↑ Persuade the Wry Functionary/Tables, *Fallen London* *""The Commissioner. [...] a full appraisal of the Commissioner's personality [...] She is (according to the Wry Functionary) an admirable and devoted public servant, with an exact memory and a long experience in dealing with the Masters."*
19. ↑ Persuade the Wry Functionary/Tables, *Fallen London* *"[...] there was a small incident at the Palace [...] she came promptly, and dealt with the 'escape' in record time."*
20. ↑ Persuade the Wry Functionary/Tables, *Fallen London* *""In recent times, [...] one observes a certain monomania in her concerns," [...] "One feels she is unable to consider any proposal except through the lens of a very particular concern.""*
21. ↑ Ask what she needs from you, *Fallen London* *""When I saw that nothing I could do would prevent the Railway from attracting the Creditor's notice, [...]"*
22. ↑ The Way West, *Fallen London* *"What does the Bazaar fear, and why was she sent to watch over the Board? [...] "A payment was offered long ago, in the Bazaar's name. The Creditor [...] It must not be reminded, the terms of its patience must not be strained. [...] no new promises can be made.""*
23. ↑ Ask how she learned about the Creditor, *Fallen London* *""Once the Creditor presided over judgements at the Evenlode. [...] I made a little progress with University histories. [...] I searched every archive [...] I took endless teas with professors of history. [...] And then came its intervention at Moulin.""*
24. ↑ Keep the Efficient Commissioner company while she has a good cry, *Fallen London* *"[...] she talks about [...] the nightmares she has had: [...]"*
25. ↑ The Efficient Commissioner's Nightmare, *Fallen London* *"[...] she stands before a [...] bonfire. She has [...] pages of the Tragedy Procedures, which she is feeding to the flames, though she is [...] trying to stop herself. She clenches her fists and holds them [...] two new arms sprout from her body [...] then another two [...] all of them throwing in fistfuls of documents."*