Logan

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**Logan** is the eponymous deuteragonist of Alijah and Logan next to Alijah. He's the son of Josh, Britteny, eldest out of him, Jackson and Savannah, and close friend of Alijah. He lives on Block Block with them, which is also located in Whatchamacallit.

## Appearance

He's white, blonde, and slightly chubby. He always wears his glasses, and used to be fat, but after working out, he lost multiple pounds. Thanks to this, Logan is known to be way stronger than Alijah.

He wears a purple t-shirt over a long-sleeved black shirt daily, alongside black shorts, white socks and grey shoes. It's his normal attire, as he almost never changes his clothing.

## Personality

Logan can be summed up as curious, talkative, fun-loving, naïve and hyperactive. He's always running around, messing with his environment, and doing weird things that make no sense at all. He'll always be up for an adventure, but will be too inexperienced to know what's going on for a majority of the time. When he isn't hyperactive, he's incredibly lazy alongside Alijah.

His dimwitted, childish personality is what renders him gullible, and prone to be tricked by many characters (e.g. Peyton) easily at first. This also makes him very impulsive, easily influenced, and too slow to recognize the point of some jokes or phrases. In *Trust Fall*, he was unfamiliar with mathematics when Josh explained how to save Peyton from breaking her bones, and later on, he ate a rock while thinking it was candy. He'll also be aware of his unintelligence, such as in *Nature's Finest*, where he yelled "Oh no, I'm horrible at finding things!", and in *Men Of The House*, he pointed out his inability to be quiet rather calmly, only to lose focus towards the TV.

He's very loyal to Alijah, and will always be there to back him up even in the roughest of situations. In *First Day of Freedom*, he risked himself for Alijah's safety as the Cooper Kids were about to deal the finishing blow. In *Trust Fall*, he said that him and Alijah were "as tight as leather", even joining in on the idea of dressing up in a group costume made entirely of leather. In *Men Of The House*, he offered himself to the robbers so he could keep Alijah safe, even sticking up for him at first.

Logan is also rather gluttonous when it comes to food. He's often seen eating abnormal amounts of food per episode, but some good examples are in *First Day of Freedom*, where he scarfs the entire refrigerator, *Butter Flying In Thy Stomach*, where he eats Alijah's entire plate each time he orders something, *Night Owls*, where he raids Samantha Calamita's food supply while interrogating her, and *Back in Action*, where every time Alijah asks Logan if he's taking care of business, he says "lunch break", and even when he says it's past that time, he says "lunch break" again.

Even if he's an idiot, he's never mean to people outside of Seasons 1 through 2. Throughout that time-frame, he has had somewhat of a violent temper, as shown in *Chores Be The Churning*, where he went on a spree of rage because of not being able to play games, *Not Leaving This Couch*, where he roared at everyone after cleaning for hours, *Slack-Jawed*, where the major fight he had was over pizza, and *Stand-Up Baffling*, where he starts a riot with others over Peyton's show having a delay, throwing chairs around like a mad-man. After that, however, this died out greatly after both seasons were over, having him be the kindest soul and only act out of place when people were being hurt, his food was being stolen, or if people activated his phobia of something childish, such as giant bugs or floating broccoli. However, he was still a massive moron that was so stupid that he forgot how to breathe, or even blink. He's also greatly unaware of his strength, which makes him more reckless and destructive.

## Trivia

* Logan, excluding 2D-Thin, is easily the strongest character in the series.
* Outside of Season 1, he's never mean to anybody in spite of his immature nature, which is contrasting him from other idiots, such as Patrick Star from *Spongebob Squarepants*.
	+ The creators of the show thought that normal bumbling idiots in franchises were sometimes jerks with out-of-the-blue tempers, so they wanted to avoid that and instead make him like such when he faces a threat. This "trope problem" was the same case with Alijah.
* Outside of pizza and video games, Logan's favorite thing to do is collect trash he finds value for. For example, if an action figure is in a trash can, he'll dig it out with no problem at all, and in his spare time, he even makes toys out of them.
* Since he has a massive amount of strength, this makes him incredibly headstrong to add onto his scatterbrained nature. For example, *Nature's Finest*, he said "with my brawns, I'll always win", and in *Revenge of the Toys*, he asked Alijah if he could attack them several time throughout his plan.