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## Chat Policy

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Johnos Rants About: Mystery Science Theater 3000

Hello again guys. Its me, Johnos. Today I watched a few episodes of the great show Mystery Science Theater 3000. I thought to myself "I want more people to remember this show, or for people to at least see what its all about. But how..." Then I realized "Hey! I have a website!" So now we look at a great show that sadly is no longer around for us to appreciate. This is not a review, but rather me talking about how much I love the show and how sad I am it's no longer on. Lets get at it.

## What Was It About?

Well, the theme song explained that in perfect detail.

In the not-too-distant future-
Next Sunday A.D.-
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.

Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
Cambot! (Pan left!)
Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)
Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)
Croooow! (He's a wisecracker.)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

That covers it pretty well. They just make fun of old movies for an hour and a half.

## My Introduction

One day as a kid, I was flipping through the channels and an old movie came on, except there was something different. There were three silhouettes in the corner. I watched it for a while and I was hooked. After all these years, I still love it and watch all that I can on YouTube.

## How it has Affected Me

It has inspired me to closely examine and riff on movies when I watch them. What I've always wanted to do is gather one or two of my buddies, sit down, and do commentary on a public domain movie. Not to explain things like normal commentary, but to riff on it and generally be funny. That would be awesome. I might do that on my YouTube channel some day.

## Afterword

So yeah, I was feeling pretty nostalgic so I wrote my feelings. I'll watch a new movie soon so I can do a review. Have a good one out there!
Megumi-San

Megumi-San is the fourth in Johnos' line of mascot characters

## Name and Origin

Megumi was created to pair up with Miki-Chan. As such, she was named after Megumi Odaka, the actress who portrayed Miki Saegusa, who is Miki-Chan's namesake.

## Appearance

Her design is very simple, however, like Miki, Megumi breaks a visual motif of the mascots by having longer hair that is tied up in a ponytail. She was given very gentle and welcoming facial features, and wears typical housewife attire.

## Personality

Megumi is very softspoken and kind. However, she is quite ditzy, and things frequently slip her mind. When this happens she typically dismisses it with an "oh well". Her laid back and wholesome demeanor keep the other girls from being mad at her when this happens. She is extremely helpful around the house, generally taking care of cooking, cleaning and shopping for the other girls. She is extremely good at sewing, and often mends Miki's damaged clothing. She appreciates Miyuki-Chan's help in the kitchen and around the house, and enjoys spoiling Mio-Tan with baked treats.

Megumi has an extremely deep bond with Miki-Chan. She is normally calm and easy going, but if she gets worried about Miki, she becomes very worked up and frantic. However, the second there is nothing to worry about she immediately calms down to keep Miki from seeing her behave like that. She often lets Miki use her lap as a pillow, and gives her a hug every night before bed.
Aaron Rhodes

Aaron Rhodes (nato il 9 agosto 1995) e Austin Rhodes (nato 9 agosto 1995) sono gli attori americani fraterni doppie, modelli, e personalità di internet. Sono da Ashland, Ohio. Sono attualmente vive a Los Angeles, in California. Hanno ricevuto la pubblicità dopo l'uscita di loro papà in un vlog che ha guadagnato più di 20 milioni di visualizzazioni dopo essere stato fuori per soli sette mesi. Il video virale ha portato a guadagnare loro un grande seguito sui social media, più esposizione, e un aspetto su The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Sono attualmente sotto contratto con modelle Wilhelmina a Los Angeles e sono impostate per apparire come ricorrenti membri del cast di grido Queens nel settembre 2015.

E' un personaggio ricorrente nella nuova commedia horror Scream Queens, nel ruolo di Rodger.

## Biografia

### 1995-2013: L'infanzia e primi anni di vita

Austin e Aaron sono nati il 9 agosto 1995, a Mansfield, Ohio, Stati Uniti d'America. Aaron è di sette minuti più vecchio. Sono cresciuti a Ashland, Ohio, Stati Uniti d'America.

### 2014-presente: Modellistica e Scream Queens

Sono apparsi su The Ellen DeGeneres Show nei primi mesi del 2015 dopo la loro uscita di video ha avuto oltre 20 milioni di visualizzazioni. Hanno fatto il loro debutto come Roger e Dodger nella commedia-horror di Ryan Murphy "Scream Queens", in anteprima settembre 22, 2015 su FOX. Sono inoltre firmato a Wilhelmina Models a Los Angeles a partire da giugno 2015

## Vita Privata

Mentre viveva in Ohio, entrambi lavoravano come soci di vendite a Hollister. Si è laureato da Ashland High School nel 2013, dopo hanno assistito Ohio State University e ha studiato comunicazione per un breve periodo di tempo prima di decidere di partire, e fare il grande passo a Los Angeles. Nel 2015 stanno studiando presso la Georgetown University.

## Filmografia

### Televisione

* The Ellen DeGeneres Show
* FOX 11
* Scream Queens

### Web

* The Rhodes Bros
* Guess The Price
* Fanlala
* Teen Vogue
Mio-Tan

Mio-Tan is another fictional mascot-type character created by Johnos.

## Name and Origin

Mio-Tan was created simply because Johnos thought Miyuki-Chan was lonely and needed a friend. He thought it best to introduce a much softer little sister type figure to contrast her with Miyuki. She was named after Mio from the anime K-On!, which Johnos is a fan of.

## Appearance

She has short poofy hair, pink half-rim glasses, and a wire-frame cat ear headband. Glasses and cat ears are a recurring motif across all of Johnos' mascot characters. Like her predecessor, her outfit doesn't matter as much, as it changes frequently, however, she is most often seen wearing a school uniform to signify that she is younger than Miyuki.

## Personality

Unlike Miyuki, Mio's personality doesn't change, as there is only one incarnation. Mio exhibits typical loli behaviors. She is innocent and childlike, enjoys sweets, and is confused when more mature subjects come up in conversation. However, she does look up to Miyuki quite a bit, and sometimes joins her in her Yandere activities. Mio sometimes also takes Miyuki's advise on matters concerning Johnos, much to his worry. She also enjoys playing sports with Miki-Chan, and loves sweets baked by Megumi-San.
Master Zero: Top 7 Movie Composers

Well, I'm back again for you with something new today. I am going to be writing a top 7 in response to Johnos' new post. Go check out these guys on YouTube! NOTE: THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMPOSERS MORE THAN WHICH IS BETTER THAN WHICH. That being said, let's get started!

## #7 Kajiura Yuki

You may or may not know Kajiura, but you most likely do know her work. She is the one responsible for the soundtrack of Sword Art Online, and I'm sure she's done other soundtracks, but I'm in love with SAO. She can really illustrate a sense of frantic, romance, or anything else with just her music.

## #6 Michiru Oshima

Michiru is a phenomenal composer. Her work is whatever it wants to be, be it dark, ominous, or just flat out bad-a\*\*. Hell, I'm listening to her Millenium Godzilla music right now. Her pieces fit Millenium Godzilla like a glove, given any part, from Kiryu launching, to Godzilla invading, this woman is a great song writer.

## #5 Shiro Sagisu

This Japanese composer is famous for his awe-inspiring anime covers. Face it, if you are a fan of Japanese pop culture, you knew this guy was going to show up. He covers many types of music. This includes dark, epic, fast paced, and many more epic varieties. I, for one, am very excited to see what Shiro does with Godzilla: Resurgence's soundtrack.

## #4 Bernard Herrmann

I love this guy's pieces. Bernie is absolutely amazing at setting moods with his music alone. From the ominous to the absolute EPIC, these pieces can really send shivers down anyone's spines. Famous for films like Psyco and The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, Bernard has never failed making great and so ridiculously complicated pieces for the movies.

## #3 Kow Otani

What can I say? Kow has good tracks across the map. He's done multiple kaiju movie tracks, as well as the track to the famous game Shadow of the Colossus, which I may or may not be listening to at this moment. He composed the absolutely awesome cover of the Heisei Gamera series, and the evil, epic and dark music from GMK, to even calm music that you might hear at a sushi bar. This man has some ridiculous talent.

## #2 John Williams

You know John Williams? Well, you better, because if you don't, you probably live under a rock. Williams is by far the most famous composer on this list. He's done all of those A-Movie hits like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Superman, etc. To most, he would be #1, but not to me, despite his extreme talent. But really folks, must I say more?

## #1 Akira Ifukube

All of you saw this coming. ALL OF YOU. Akira is By far my favorite composer. Sometimes called Japanese John Williams, Ifukube is most famous for his work on most of the Godzilla franchise. From his peppy marches, to his purely bad-a\*\* Godzilla theme, I listen to, hum, whistle, WORSHIP this guy's music. The extremely catchy tunes this mastermind thought up just couldn't be beat. Sadly, Ifukube has since passed away, dying in 2006, in his mid 90's. I honor this man's great music.

Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed. Do you agree with my list? If not, comment down below your opinion, and I will see you later!
Martin Arthur

**Martin Arthur** is a game designer, coder, and composer who is one of the main programmers of A TRTF Story: Desolation.

## Trivia

* Martin Arthur is known for coding for several fangames, and for creating his own, *Five Nights at Freddy's: Tales from The Pizzeria.*
* Martin used to go under the alias "Spookman", and was known back then for creating *Freddy's Game Engine.*
Lightbringer Hero

*17000~ Hit Points*
*21000~ Experience points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** --/--

**Abilities:** Melee (0-1500+), Ranged Poison Ball (0-300+), Throwing Star (0-385+), Manadrain Wave (0-140+), Berserk (0-1500+), Paralyze Bomb, Haste (strong).

**Walks around:** None

**Est. Max. Damage:** 3300+ hp per turn
**Immune to:** ??

**Neutral to:** Physical
**Sounds: "I pity your life.";"Into glory we shall ride!";"You know nothing about this world!";"Stand still, so I can decollate you."**

**Task:** 250 kills (Thaian Army Faction)

**Behavior:** Has a very high attack speed. Instead of taking each turn to hit, a Lightbringer Hero hits multiple times even on multiple targets.

**Field notes:** ??

**Location:** Below Outlaw Camp, Southern Mintwallin, Edron

**Strategy:** ??

**Loot:** 0-20 Meat, 0-2 Headhunter Spear, Bascinet (rare), Heavy Halberd (rare), Golden Armor (rare), Steel Boots (rare), Executioner's Sword (very rare), Lightbringer Helmet (very rare), Hellforged Legs (extremely rare), Hellforged Armor (???)
Dragon Week Day Six: Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story review

Hello again empire! Welcome to the second-to-last day of Dragon Week. It may not have been too popular or viewed very much, but it was fun and it felt necessary. So now we look at the best biography movie about Bruce and , I gotta say, its a little inaccurate. So, lets get started.

## The Plot

It follows Bruce's entire life from childhood to his death. There is also a subplot about Bruce being hunted by a demon since his childhood, and if it kills him, it's curse will be passed on to his son. There is a pretty good scene where Bruce fights off the demon at the end to protect his son Brandon, but that scene was made disturbing by the fact that two months before the movie was released Brandon died. I guess the demon wasn't defeated.

## What I Thought Of It

It was, as I said, very inaccurate. It took way too many liberties, such as the demon, the removal of important figures in Bruce's life like Taki Kimura and Dan Inosanto, and the scene were he loses to and is crippled by Wong Jack Man. So Bruce did indeed fight Wong Jack Man and had a crippling back injury that he miraculously recovered from, but they didn't happen even close to the same year. The fight happened in 1968 in Oakland,and Bruce won in three minutes. He hurt his back doing Good Mornings (a barbell lift) without properly stretching. He did indeed write his book Tao of Jeet Kun Do while he was bed ridden, but he never got to read it since it was released after he died. There are scenes that make Bruce look like a total asshole throughout the film. They never happened, and they are completely unnecessary. It also says that Bruce learned Martial arts when he was a child, but he actually started after he was attacked by a street gang when he was a teenager. There are also a massive ammount of incorrect dates and fights that never happened. The actor who played Bruce didn't look or sound like him at all, but I heard that Brandon Lee was supposed to play his father in the movie. That would have been awesome. Too bad he died...

## Afterword

Little shorter review today, but I think I covered it well enough. I give it a 6.5/10. They said the movie was based on the memoir that Bruce's widow Linda had wrote, but if that had been actually true, it wouldn't have sucked so bad. This was the best biography film that was made about him too, and there were a ton of them. Well for now I'm out. There isn't a video today but there will be tomorrow, in the finale. Its going to be a collection of my favorite quotes and facts, as well as a few videos about Bruce that were pretty cool. until then, Be water my friends.
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JDR: The Blair Witch Project Review

Today we will get personal a little and explore what angers me most. I guess you can say this is my first angry rant. You'd be right on that. Today we rant about my least favorite non-reboot film of all time: The Blair Witch Project.

## Sucky Plot

This movie follows a bunch of not-very-intelligent documentary filmmakers. They are making a film about the legend of the Blair Witch. They talk to a bunch of stupid locals that have no idea what they're talking about, and then go to some seemingly random forest in the middle of nowhere for no reason. Then they get lost, hear some creepy sounds at night, run around screaming for no reason and say "fuck" about three billion times. One goes missing, the rest go looking for him, find an abandoned house and they all die. The Fucking End

## Execution

Here's where the movie screwed up.The movie is filmed with camcorders. That would be fine if they didn't use the lowest quality cameras possible. Even when the camera is still, its hard to see whats going on. When they move you might as well not even look at the screen. In fact, don't look at the screen when they move. You'll get motion sickness. That is, if you didn't vomit already watching this load of crap. The audio is way too good for the shitty cameras, picking up faint sounds in the distance with ease. All of these things would be forgivable if the the acting and storytelling was worthwhile, but both fall short. The acing sucks ass and the film has little to no storytelling. The only thing this movie has is suspense, but suspense is supposed to culminate into a big climax or reveal but we don't get either. we get a half-assed ending that makes little to no sense and is completely anti-climatic. If there was a good glimpse of the Witch at the end, the film would be worth watching to get to that epic reveal that the whole movie was hinting at the whole time. But we didn't, and the movie sucks.

## SFX

TROLOLOLOL!!!! There fucking isn't any!!!!!!

## Afterword

I'm finally done with this piece of shit. 0/10. Never watch this movie. If you already have seen it, I'm sorry i didn't warn you in time. Just stay as far away from it as possible. My head hurts. I need to lay down for a while... Have a good day... ugh...
JDR: The Exorcist review

Hello soldiers! Its the Johnos. And today I'm going to finally review The Exorcist despite apparently the world trying to get in my way. Trust me, some major stuffs went down that delayed this article. You don't even want to know. Anyway I want to start off saying WOW. No wonder they say this is the scariest movie ever made. Holy crap this movie is intense. Now we get to the review.

## Plot

We start off with a priest working on Israeli excavation site, finding more than a few artifacts. We then see what I interpreted as him facing a demon on a hill. Then we go back to the United States where we have a wealthy single mother with two girls. A teenager, who I don't remember the name of, and a young girl named Reagan(only name I actually remember.) Meanwhile, a young priest(why can't I remember character names today?) is questioning his faith because his mother passed away after he left her alone. The girl then becomes possessed, and becomes more evil, violent, and facially scarred as the possession firms its hold on her. There are some terrifying visions and scenes of self-mutilation, as well as the gruesome descriptions of the things we didn't see happen. Eventually the two priests perform the titular exorcism on the girl. The demon kills the old, frail one(Goddamn names! I can't remember any!) and the other priest begs the demon to possess him instead of her. After the demon possesses him, he uses his last moment of free will to throw himself out the window, where he promptly hits and falls down a flight of cement stairs and to his demise, ridding the world of the demon forever. *But wait Johnos! What about the two unwanted sequels?*  Well Sonhoj(my idiot clone), those movies are in the "Never Speak Of" category, and honestly, nobody has even seen or heard of them.(thank merciful science)

## What I Thought

No offense, but holy shit this movie is scary. I've never been more terrified of a movie since I made the stupid decision to watch It and Pet Sematary(I know its spelled Cemetery, it was spelled wrong on purpose in the title), when I was only 5. This movie lives up to all the hype. Its the real deal, and honestly one of the greatest movies of all time. I was more scared of not liking it than I was of the movie itself. I though all the religiousness might get in the way of me enjoying the movie(I am an atheist after all)but it didn't bother me in the slightest, and actually gave a certain charm to the film. Not going to make me convert or anything, but it I was cool with it. And that's quite the achievement; making a movie so good, the religious stuff doesn't bother me.

## Afterword

Well that's it. Scary ass movie. 9.75/10, because there are movies I like better, but not many. Watch it if you dare! So anyway, i just barely finished fast enough for this to be released on the right day. After this I'm going to finally get around to finishing the Jaws Video rant. So with that I'm out, and remember, its a perfect day for an exorcism. BWAH HA HA!!!! Good night!
Johnos Reviws: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Hello everyone! Merry Christmas! As you are likely aware, I reached out to you for suggestions for a Christmas review, and this is the winner this year. Thank you to GodzillaZero-One for suggesting it. Lets take a look.

## The Plot

We open on Halloween Town with the most famous song from the film "This is Halloween".
We then meet our cast of characters. Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King. Also there is the Mayor, Sally the Franken-zombie-girl...thing, her scientist creator, Jack's ghost dog, the Boogeyman, and several characters that have no purpose. After the Halloween celebrations are over for the year, we see Jack wander off alone, seeming depressed. He dislikes doing the same thing over and over every year. As he wanders through the woods outside of town, he comes across a ring of trees, each with a holiday-themed door on it. Jack goes in the Christmas door, and is amazed by Christmas. So amazed, he decides to take Christmas for himself and the rest of Halloween Town. He takes things home and begins to study them meticulously to find the meaning of Christmas. Meanwhile, Sally has a vision that Jack's Christmas will end in fiery failure. Jack ignores her warnings. He then sends the children of the Boogeyman to kidnap Santa from Christmas Town. He takes over Santa's duty of taking toys to all the children. Except, he brings them the toys that the citizens of Halloween Town had built. The children who kidnapped Santa throw poor Kringle into the Boogeyman's pit of gambling-themed horror. After Jack visits a house, the presents he leaves come to life and attack. The authorities are alerted, as well as, surprisingly, the military. They shoot Jack down. Afterwards he reflects upon his decisions and realizes that he must make everything right again by rescuing Santa. After he battles the Boogeyman and sets Santa free, Santa goes about fixing things. Everything is great, the day is saved, Jack and Sally hook up, and nobody died. Except the Boogeyman. He is very dead.

## What I Thought

I, personally, didn't enjoy it as much as everyone else. It was good, don't get me wrong, but it just isn't what I'm into. It's hard to formulate an opinion about a genre I generally don't pay much attention to. I do however see exactly why people love this movie. The sets are beautiful. The characters are interesting both in appearance and personality. The cast and crew did a marvelous job creating this world and guiding us through it. Again, not exactly my cup of tea, but I get why people would like it.

## Afterword

Not bad. 8.5/10. I recommend it to you. So, its almost New Years. What do I have in store for the rest of the year? Well, my birthday is still to come. I'll review a movie in my Gold Collection then. What is my Gold Collection? I'll explain when the day comes. Until then that's all. Merry Christmas everyone!
Master Zero: New Series!

Well, here we are, Firewalkians, this wiki is close to being fully developed. Everybody give Johnos, me, the other admins, and yourself a pat on the back! Congratulations everybody! Well, this isn't a page for congratulations, so let's get moving! As the title says, I will be starting a new series, and I will need your help. No, I'm not asking for money. The new series will be kaiju fantasy battles! Generic, eh? It will be called

## KAIJU WARS

What's that? Sounds like a Star Wars ripoff? I spent hours slaving away, Googling things like 'good follow ups for titles' and 'what should I name my kaiju series?' and 'what will I look like in 30 years?'. Never mind that last one. To the point, here's how I plan the Kaiju Wars will work out:

1. You read this.
2. You comment down below which kaiju you would like to see fight.
3. I wait a couple weeks totally forgetting about this.
4. I remember.
5. I randomly chose one of the fights recommended.
6. I post a play by play of the recommended fight.
7. Johnos will probably punish me for not doing my job.
8. I get fired.

Okoi, let's say hypothetically that #3, #4, #7, and #8 don't happen, this might turn out a success! Or a total flop. Anyways, give me some ideas below.

SUBSCRIBE TO ME ON YOUTUBE!

And good bye!
Johnos Rants About: Harambe Gorilla Controversey

Hello Again Empire. I usually stay away from this kind of thing, both in my work and in mypersonal life. But this time the bullshit meter has reached it's peak, and it's time for another angry nerd to enter the fray.

## What Happened

A three year old child climbed into the Gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. One of the gorillas began to drag the defenseless child about, seemingly not letting him leave arms reach. A zookeeper then fatally shot the gorilla with a rifle. Instead of being happy that a child was saved, everyone got mad at the zookeeper, the child's parents, and even THE CHILD HIMSELF for killing a fucking possibly dangerous animal.

## My Opinion on the Matter

You see, I'm in a minority when I say I'd shoot a gorilla to prevent my child from being LITERALLY TAKEN APART IN FRONT OF ME. If that overgrown ape even looked at my kid sideways I'd blow it's fucking head off. End of story. Everyone keeps saying that "gorillas are capable of loving and caring! We can't just kill them when they give us problems!" Anything, as a species, that is capable of any emotion also has the ability to hate, dispise, and have seemingly random bouts of violent bloodthirsty rage. Need an example? Human beings are capable of joy and love and compassion. Also, we are the the most evil, threatening thing in the known universe.
In conclusion: I'd kill a man thats killing my kid just as fast as I'd kill an ape thats killing my kid. As you morons keep saying; "They're the same as we are!"

## Afterword

That was a load off my mind. I need to rest and decompress further. Until next time, have a nice day.
Demon

*8200 Hit Points*
*12000 Experience Points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** --/--

**Abilities:** Melee (0-550), Great Fireballs (100-250), Great Energy Beams (300-400), Mana Drain, Self-Healing, Summons 1 Fire Elemental.

**Walks around:** None

**Est. Max. Damage:** 1200 ~, 1400~ with summons

**Immune to:** Fire, Energy, Poison, Invisibility, Paralysis

**Neutral to:** Physical, Ice
**Sounds: "Your soul will be mine!"; "MUHAHAHAHA!"; "CHAMEK ATH UTHUL ARAK!"; "I SMELL FEEEEEAAAR!"; "Your resistance is futile!" .**

**Task**: 6666 kills

**Field Notes:** Demons are the servants of evil. More or less devoted servants of Zathroth, they cause strife and havoc wherever they appear. Their masters are known as Demonlords, Demon Overlords and Archdemons. It is said that in one room behind the Edron Hero Cave, a Demon can spawn even if there's people inside, but it has not been confirmed.

**Location:** Corrupted Island in Abukir, Edron Hero Cave, Demon Helmet Quest, The Annihilator Quest room, One can also be seen in Ghostlands, however it can't be reached nor killed.

**Strategy:** One of the strongest monster spawns in the game. You cannot solo hunt these monsters until extremely high levels hoping for profit or good exp. The best way of killing them is with one good blocker and one or two good mages. Bring a lot of backpacks of SD's (it's not worth going for demons with only 10 backpack SD's) and many UH's. It's better to use Boots of Haste at lower levels instead of Steel Boots (arguably) because Demons are fast and staying diagonal can be hard.

**Loot:** 0-250 gp, Golden Sickle, Talons, Orb, Small Emerald, Double Axe, Meat, Fire Mushroom, Stealth Ring, Devil helmet (semi-rare), Ring of Healing (semi-rare), Platinum Amulet (semi-rare), Fire Axe (semi-rare), Demon Shield (semi-rare), Purple Tome (semi-rare), Ice Rapier (rare), Giant Sword (rare), Might Ring (rare), Mastermind Shield (very rare), Golden Legs (very rare) Blazing Crossbow (very rare), Magic Plate Armor (extremely rare)
Miyuki-Chan

Miyuki-Chan is a fictional character that acts as a mascot for Johnos's YouTube channel.

## Name and Origin

Miyuki is named after the character Miyuki Otonashi from the Godzilla film Godzilla: Final Wars. Johnos simply liked the name, and chose to use it for all female characters in games involving custom characters. The images of her that Johnos uses for his streams and so forth were created using a mobile/browser game called Dream Girlfriend, a dating sim/dress-up game crossover.

## Appearance

Miyuki has had many different appearances since her creation. In her default appearance, which appears in her infobox, she has short black hair, blue eyes, light freckles, half-rim glasses, and wears a cat ear headband. Her clothes are not too important, as they change regularly depending on Johnos's preference at the time. Usually, he prefers to give her dark, emo type clothes, but occasionally gives her something a bit more colorful. During live streams, she is seen wearing army fatigues, a Soviet Ushanka hat, and sporting an eye patch and war paint.

## Personality

Miyuki's personality changes depending on what game she is in. In Dream Girlfriend she is a Yandere who obsessively stalks Johnos wherever he goes. In Dragonball Xenoverse, she is Johnos's star pupil. Outside of games, it is generally accepted that she maintains her Dream Girlfriend persona, as that is the appearance she takes.

She is extremely fond and protective of Mio-Tan, and has taken her on as a sort of protege for all of her typical Yandere endeavors. She also enjoys exercising with Miki-Chan, and cooking with Megumi-San.
Johnos Angry Reviews: Godzilla (1998)

Hello again Empire! It has been a while, but I'm back and ready to fulfil an old promise. Today we look at the single solitary thing that I hate the most. The bane of my existance. The thing that makes me cry at night and ask "Why"? Thats right. Today we look at not-god Zilla. (bad pun)

## Plot

Just like the last Angry review, instead of writing the plot, I'm simply going to make a list of points. Thistime however, I will be adding a + sign for positive things and a - sign for negative things. Lets get into the list.

- Bad CG

- Origin is Wrong

+ Matthew Broderick is a pretty chill guy

- Matthew Broderick's performance in this film is God Awful.

+ Freighter scene builds good tension

- Lighter scene makes no sense.

- Chernoble Earth Worms

- Protagonist has funny name as a bad running joke that poorly substitutes for character

- Protagonist's Name is not that hard to pronounce, but peope screw it up anyways

+ Name gag quickly forgotten

+ Three voice actors from The Simpsons appear in the movie

+ Another tension-building nighttime boat scene

- Protagonist's girlfriend is a total stupid bitch. And I mean a REALLY STUPID. BITCH.

+ The French guys are kinda funny. Sometimes.

- The entire rest of the cast is totally Insufferable

- That includes the so called "Godzilla". Design is totally wrong in every way

- Zilla's reveal scene makes no sense and is full of inconsistancies

- I'll put Bad CGI on here again, just to emphisise how bad it truly is

- Military full of idiots

- Siscol and Ebert jokes

+ Siscol and Ebert hated this movie too

- A lizard that big cannot just "slip away" on Manhattan Island.

- Blatant Plagerism of Jurassic Park

- Inconsistancies in the geography of Manhattan

- Godzilla dies like a BEEATCH.

- Female lead's acting is still bad.

- CGI is still bad

+ THE MOVIE FINALLY ENDS!!!!

- Didn't end sooner.

- The torture continues during the credits: Puff Daddy and Jimmy Paige ruin Led Zeppelin's Kashmir.

Final tally: +8/-22 Giving it a score of -14. HO. LY. SHIT.

## What I Thought

This movie ruined my childhood. I hate it.

## Afterword

This movie gets a -1/10. It's bad for Godilla fans and haters alike. It's the one thing we all agree on: how bad this movie is. Thanks for viewing, I'm sorry for making you wait so long but... but...uhh...

Oh Hell No!!!
Rabbit

*15 Hit Points*

*0 Experience points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** 220/220 (Illusionable)

**Abilities:** None

**Walks around:** Fire, Energy, Poison

**Est. Max. Damage:** 0 hp per turn

**Immune To:** None

**Neutral To:** Physical, Fire, Energy, Life drain, Poison

**Sounds:** None

**Task**: 200 kills

**Field Notes:** Corpses can be sold to Tom in Novus for 2 gp

**Location:** In most grassy areas of Medivia.

**Strategy:** They are very easy to kill, even for the most inexperienced player. It may help to use the chase opponent button as they will always try to run away from you.

**Loot:** 0-2 Carrot, 0-2 Meat.
JDR: Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah review

Hello again Empire! Today will be a short but long awaited review of my favorite Kaiju movie of all time. I plan on doing a Godzilla-thon from October 1st - 30th, so I'll give a more in-depth review then. It might be this year, maybe next year, whichever year I'm feeling up to the task. Speaking of said task, it would be exhausting. I have to get up for school at 5:00 AM, and I start writing my articles at midnight and work for an few hours until I'm done. But anyway, lets get into it.

## The Plot

I'll give a loose outline. Some people from the future come to Japan to warn them that Godzilla is going to destroy the country. They go back in time and move Godzilla from the place he was made at, but leave three Dorats in his place. Godzilla's place in history is replaced by King Ghidorah. The Futurians are controlling King Ghidorah and telling him to destroy Japan. The Japanese Futurian doesn't like that, and sides with the people of Japan. Out of the ocean where they moved him, a new Godzilla is created by a sunken nuclear sub and he fights and defeats King Ghidorah and destroys the Futurian mother ship. Then Godzilla goes on a rampage across Japan. They then go to the future, get King Ghidorah from the ocean floor, tricks him out with new cybernetics, and use it to fight Godzilla. They win, the Japanese Futurian goes home, Godzilla isn't really dead, and the credits roll.

## What I Thought

Great Godzilla movie. The monster scenes are some of the best in the whole franchise, and the plot is complex and interesting, although it might not sound like it the way I explained it. The first Kaiju movie I ever saw, and still to this day my all time favorite. I still have the VHS tape from all those years ago.

## Afterword

So thats about it. by normal movie standards I'd give it a 9/10, but in Kaiju movie standards, it deserves the rare 11/10. I have so much more to say about this movie, but I want to have at least something to say about it during the Godzilla-thon. On one final note, i found this really cool resin statue(pictured below). It was on Google Images, then when I checked Ebay, I found one, unpainted, for $60. Little out of my price range, but I did put it on my watch list. So with that, I'm out. Have a good one out there!
Winter Wolf

*30 Hit Points*

*40 Experience Points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** 260/260 (Illusionable)

**Abilities:** Melee (0-20)
**Walks around:** Fire, Energy, Poison

**Est. Max. Damage:** 20 hp per turn

**Immune to:** None

**Neutral to:** Physical, Energy, Poison, Life Drain

**Sounds: "Yoooohhuuuu!".**

**Task**: 260 kills

**Field Notes:** Winter wolves are almost identical to regular Wolves, however they don't run in low health.

**Location:** Vega, Folda, Forgula

**Strategy:** Treat them like Wolves.

**Loot:** 0-2 Meat

Can be skinned using a Skin Peeler to obtain a Winter Wolf Paw.
Trade Goods

There are no new trade goods as of yet, however the prices of trade goods have been tweaked and non-European trade goods are much more valuable. The prices listed here are the base prices. Trading in bonus are also the same as the base game.

#### European

* Grain = 2
* Wine = 3
* Wool = 2.5
* Cloth = 4.5
* Fish = 2
* Fur = 4.5
* Salt = 4
* Naval supplies = 2.5
* Copper = 3.5
* Iron = 3

#### African

* Slaves = 3
* Ivory = 6

#### Eastern

* Tea = 5.5
* Chinaware = 6
* Spices = 6.5
* Silk = 7
* Tropical wood = 4

#### New world

* Coffee = 4.5
* Cotton = 4
* Sugar = 5
* Tobacco = 5.5
* Cocoa = 5

#### Other

* Gold = 0
* Dyes = 3.5
Missions

As of right now there are no new missions in LT, however they are a planned feature.

"They may request more land, or they may request something entirely different. For instance, the nobles may give you a mission to increase serfdom, lower the influence of the bourgeoisie, or perhaps declare war on another country. The rewards from completing the mission would vary and would depend upon what the mission was and which social class had given it. They would of course have to have a certain amount of influence to even give you a mission, and the completion of a mission would always increase that group's loyalty. But missions won't be in the next update.''-Jnt.mullen
Minotaur Archer

*100 Hit Points*
*130 Experience Points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** 390/390 (Illusionable)

**Abilities:** Melee (0-25), Bolts (0-80).

**Walks around:** Fire, Energy, Poison

**Est. Max. Damage:** 105 hp per turn

**Immune to:** None

**Neutral to:** Physical, Energy, Fire, Poison, Life Drain

**Sounds: "Ruan Wihmpy!"; "Kaplar!".**

**Task:** 950 Kills (Dwarf Faction)

**Field Notes:** They run in very low health. A powerful minotaur. Popular to Summon as it is almost as deadly as a Fire Devil and requires less mana.

**Location:** Ancient Temple, way to Mintwallin, Folda Underground Cave, Outlaw Camp, Plains of Havoc, Kazordoon Minotaur Tower, Daramanian Minotaur Pyramid, Deeper Vilias Dungeon (level 50+ to open the door), Hero Cave

**Strategy:** Run towards them and don't let him attack from a distance. Usually in company of Minotaur Guards and Minotaur Mages. Be careful, as this creature is strong and can kill an inexperienced player pretty quickly. Stealth Rings can be a big help when facing many of these.

**Loot:** 0-28 gp, Meat, 0-18 Bolts, 0-? Hunting Bolts, Crossbow, Scale Armor, Brass Armor, Chain Armor, Chain Legs, Chain Helmet, Soldier Helmet, Minotaur Hoof (rare)
Dog

*20 Hit Points*

*0 Experience points per kill*

**Summon/Convince**: 220/220 (Illusionable)

**Abilities**: None

**Pushable**: Yes

**Push Objects**: No

**Walks around**: Fire, Energy, Poison

**Est. Max. Damage**: 0 hp per turn

I**mmune to**: None

**Neutral To**:Physical, Fire, Energy, Poison, Life Drain

**Sounds**: **"Wuff, wuff"**

**Task**: 200 kills

**Field notes**: Dogs are harmless creatures, but will follow
you indefinately. Some players do not tolerate killing them since there is no
benefit to do so.

**Location**: Calcanea, Carlin (to the west), Thais
(center), Lubo house near Mount Sterum, Garrogat, Isle of Kings, Mintwalin

**Strategy**: Just attack them

**Loot**: Nothing

Can be skinned using a Skin Peeler to obtain a Dog Head.
Spider

*20 Hit Points*

*24 Experience Points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** 210/210 (Illusionable)

**Abilities:** Melee (0-9)
**Walks around:** Fire, Energy, Poison

**Est. Max. Damage:** 9 hp per turn

**Immune to**: None

**Neutral to:** Physical, Fire, Energy, Poison, Life Drain

## **Sounds:** None

**Field notes:** Spiders are weak creatures and therefore good for gaining experience points at low levels in Rookgaard.
Donald McRonald of Thais will buy spider corpses for 2 gp. Note that he
only buys regular spider corpses, not Poison Spider corpses.

**Location:** Almost everywhere, in grass areas, sewers like Carlin sewers, caves like as Ancient Temple and Rookgaard.

**Strategy:** Just attack them.

**Loot:** 0-5 gp

Can be skinned using a Hunter's Knife to obtain Spiderling Remains.
Buildings

Lex Talionis II add many new buildings to EU IV, here are the list of buildings. The first bracket indicate their base cost and the second one indicates their build time.

#### **Tax/Government:**

* Town Hall (100)(12)
* Court House (200)(12)
* City Hall (300)(12)
* Region Capital (500)(4)

#### **Trade/Economy:**

* Market Place (100)(12) +25% province trade power
* Trade Depot (200)(12) +75% province trade power
* Customs House (300)(12) +100% province trade power, +1 trade value
* Canal (150)(12) +15% Trade Value,+10% Supply limit
* Road Network (300)(12) +25% Trade Value,+25% Supply limit,+25% Local movement speed
* Bank (250)(12) +1 tax

#### **Production:**

* Mill (100)(12) +25% Goods Produced
* Workshop (200)(12) +50% Goods Produced
* Factory (500)(12) +100% Goods Produced, +10% supply limit, +1 tax income

#### **Health/Education:**

* University (300)(12) -15% Development Cost,+25% Local spy defense
* Public schools (500)(12) -20% Development Cost,+20% local spy defense
* Hospital (200)(12) +10% Garrison growth,+10% Regiment recruit speed,-1 Local unrest

#### **Culture:**

* Cathedral (300)(12) -0.02% Local autonomy, +2% Local missionary strength, -2 Local unrest
* theater (200)(12) -2 local unrest, +1 tax income

#### **Army:**

* Barracks (100)(12) +1 Land FL, +2 Supply Limit
* Regimental Camp (400)(12) +2 Land FL, +5 Supply Limit
* Arsenal (200)(12) +25% Manpower,-10% regiment recruitment speed
* Conscription Center(400)(12) +50% Manpower,-25% regiment recruitment speed

#### **Navy:**

* Dock (200)(12) +Naval FL, Trade Power
* Naval Base (400)(12) +Naval FL, Trade Power
* Shipyard (200)(12)
* Grand Shipyard (400)(12)

#### **Fortifications:**

* Citadel (250)(18) +2 Fort Level
* Star Fort (500)(24) +4 Fort Level
* Tenaille and Crownwork (750)(30) +6 Fort Level
* Fortress (1000)(36) +8 Fort Level
* Redoubt and Ravelin (500)(30) +50% local\_defensiveness, +1 local\_hostile\_attrition (Needs atleast Star Fort)
Pig

*25 Hit Points*

*0 Experience Points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** 255/255 (Illusionable)

**Abilities:** None

**Walks around:** Fire, Energy, Poison

**Est. Max. Damage:** 0 hp per turn

**Immune to:** None

**Neutral to:** Physical, Energy, Poison, Life Drain

**Sounds: "Oink oink"; "Oink".**

**Task**: 400 kills

**Field Notes:** Pigs do not attack and flee from players.

**Location:**Rookgaard, Orc Fortress, under Femor Hills with Goblins, some farms like The McRonald's Farm.

**Strategy:** Chase and attack them with any weapon.

**Loot:** 0-4 Meat

Can be skinned using a Skin Peeler to obtain a Pig Tail.
Karak Osiem Szczytów

Twierdza krasnoludzka znajdująca się na dalekim południu niedaleko twierdzy Karak Azul, oraz twierdzy zdobytej przez orki Karak Drazghk zwana też Czarną skałą.

Obecnie twierdzę zamieszkuje około 2000 krasnoludów z czego ponad 3/4 to krasnoludzcy inżynierowie, wojownicy i rzemieślnicy. Twierdza nie jest do końca samowystarczalna. Część zasobów dociera do niej przy użyciu poddrogi z twierdzy Karak Azul.

Władcą w Karak Osiem Szczytów jest książę Książę Belegar Ironhammer.

Historia:

Twierdza została odbita z rąk skavenów 50 lat temu przez księcia Belegara.
Dragon Lord

*1900 Hit Points*

*4200 Experience points per kill*

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**Summon/Convince**: --/--

**Abilities**: Melee (0-200), Great Fireball (100-175), Fire Wave (175-250), Fire Bomb, Self Healing (50-125)

**Pushable**:

**Push Objects**:

**Walks around**: Energy

**Est. Max. Damage**: 625 hp per turn

**Immune to**: Invisibility, Poison, Fire

**Neutral To**: Physical, Energy, Life Drain

**Sounds: "YOU WILL BURN!"; "ZCHHHHHHH".**
**Task**: 500 kills

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**Behavior:** Dragon Lords attack their enemy with strong fire abilities. They run away in low health.

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**Field notes**: A really dangerous creature.

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**Location:** Maze of Lost Souls, Edron Dragon Lair, Venore Dragon Lair, Thais Dragon Lair, Pits of Inferno, deep inside Cyclopolis, Plains of Havoc, Thais Ancient Temple, Vilias Dungeon, Banshee Quest area, Ankrahmun Dragon Lairs

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**Strategy**:
Knights: Can kill those solo at around level 80 with good skills (85/85) and HMM's. Keep in mind that you will heavily waste on them.
Mages: Need to be very high to solo these without Magic Shield. Mid-levels can stairhop them using Magic Shield and SD runes. Keep in mind that you will heavily waste on them.
Paladins: Can kill those solo at around level 80. However, most Dragon Lord spawns do not allow a lot of running. If you want to hunt them as a high level you should probably use the Vilias Dungeon spawn as there is enough room to run them. Use HMM's to increase your damage output.

A group of low levels can hunt these with 1 blocker (at least 650 HP~35 Knight) and a few shooters. The most efficient way to hunt them is summoning 2 or 4 Demon Skeleton. The knight attacks in full def so the Demon Skeletons deal more damage as the DLs shield is broken. The mages should also use HMM's.

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**Loot**: 0-250 gp, 0-5 Dragon Ham, Small Sapphire, Gemmed Book, Green Mushroom, Power Bolt, Strange Helmet, Life Crystal, Energy Ring, Red Dragon Scale (rare), Fire Sword (rare), Tower Shield(rare), Flaming Bow (rare), Royal Helmet (very rare), Dragon Scale Mail (very rare)
Wolf

*25 Hit Points*

## *36 Experience points per kill*

**Summon/Convince:** 255/255 (Illusionable)

**Abilities:** Melee (0-19)

**Walks around:** Fire, Energy, Poison

**Est. Max. Damage:** 19 hp per turn

**Immune to:** None

**Neutral to:** Physical, Fire, Energy, Poison, Life Drain

**Sounds: "Yoooohhuuuu!"; "Grrrrrrr".**

## **Task:** 260 kills

**Field notes:** Weak animals, useful for leveling in Rookgaard. Corpses can be sold to Tom for 5 gp.

**Location:** All grassy areas around Medivia.

**Strategy:** Just attack them. Players on Rookgaard should be careful not to get surrounded.

**Loot:** 0-2 Meat

Can be skinned using a Skin Peeler to obtain a Wolf Paw.