Twyla Sands

My little fairy godmother if she wore an apron and Celine Dion’s perfume (by Alexis)
 Twy (by Mutt, David & Alexis)

### Occupation

Owner/waitress, Café Tropical
 Yoga instructor
 Psychic tarot reader
 Member, Jazzagals

### Relationships

Unnamed mother
 Unnamed father
 Angela (cousin)
 Teresa (cousin)
 Ken (uncle)
 Various other family members
 Mutt Schitt (ex-boyfriend)

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Sarah Levy

**Twyla Sands** is a friendly, air-headed waitress and owner of the local Café Tropical. She is a main character on *Schitt's Creek*.

## Character Description

*You'll most likely find Twyla behind the counter (or at your table) in Schitt's Creek's Café Tropical. Just don't ask about her family.*

## Overview

She is always ready to lend a sympathetic ear to the Rose family, even if there are other customers waiting for service, and if the Roses' problems might seem petty compared to, say, having a father in prison. Twyla is particularly proud of her signature food creations, like the 'Greens-Free Salad", the "Surprise-Me-Smoothie", and the "Meadow-Harvest Smoothie", which changes every day depending on her mood.

Twyla reads tarot cards to raise money for the cafe's dishwasher, and she spooks Alexis by predicting a gruesome drowning; it turns out she predicted that for a lot of people, but when it comes to the Rose family, Twyla predicts prosperity and happiness.

At the end of season six, it is revealed that at around the start of the series, Twyla had won $92 million in the lottery, splitting the fortune in half with another person, leaving her with 46 million. She tells Alexis that she kept it a secret to the town because she doesn’t want people to treat her differently, not wanting it to change her life. Alexis urges her to splurge on something that will bring her joy, but despite the fact that Twyla "could be anywhere doing anything," she's decided that she already has everything she needs: managing the café and listening to everyone's stories. However, Twyla does purchase Café Tropical, buying the entire restaurant, informing Alexis that she wants to change its name to "Twyla's Café Tropical."

Before Alexis leaves Schitt's Creek, Twyla tries giving her a check for the clothes Alexis passed on to her, adding that she can use the money to get her footing in New York City. Alexis is astounded by her friend's generosity and tempted to accept. However, she refuses and decides to make it on her own, telling Twyla that she's the best person she's ever known, and to use that money to visit her when she can.

## Personality

With her family, Twyla seems to be the white sheep, as they are all crooks; She thinks her relatives' multiple marriages, dismemberments, and prison sentences are totally normal, but is hard pressed to get anyone's order correct. In many ways, Twyla is Alexis's rural counterpart. She's innocently insensitive and kindhearted and is as kind as she is airheaded.

## Appearances

### Season 1

* **Our Cup Runneth Over**
* **The Drip**
* **Don't Worry, It's His Sister**
* **Bad Parents**
* **The Cabin**
* **Wine and Roses**
* **Turkey Shoot**
* **Allez-Vous**
* **Carl's Funeral**
* **Honeymoon**
* **Little Sister**
* **Town for Sale**

### Season 2

* **Finding David**
* **Family Dinner**
* **Jazzagals**
* **Estate Sale**
* **Bob's Bagels**
* **Moira vs. Town Council**
* **The Candidate**
* **Milk Money**
* **Moira's Nudes**
* **The Motel Guest**
* **Lawn Signs**
* **Happy Anniversary**

### Season 3

* **Opening Night**
* **The Throuple**
* **Rooms by the Hour**
* **Murder Mystery**
* **General Store**
* **Friends & Family**
* **Grad Night**

### Season 4

* **Pregnancy Test**
* **Asbestos Fest**
* **Girls' Night**
* **RIP Moira Rose**
* **Open Mic**
* **The Jazzaguy**
* **Baby Sprinkle**
* **Singles Week**
* **Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose**

### Season 5

* **The Crowening**
* **Love Letters**
* **The Plant**
* **Housewarming**
* **Rock On!**
* **The M.V.P.**
* **Meet the Parents**
* **The Roast**
* **The Hike**
* **Life is a Cabaret**

### Season 6

* **The Incident**
* **The Job Interview**
* **Maid of Honour**
* **The Premiere**
* **Moira Rosé**
* **The Presidential Suite**
* **Rebound**
* **Sunrise, Sunset**
* **The Bachelor Party**
* **The Pitch**
* **Start Spreading The News**
* **Happy Ending**

## Trivia

* Twyla Sands was initially named "Twyla **Sanders**".
* In the original presentation pilot for the series, Twyla is presented as being introverted, nerdy, and downtrodden, wearing a constraining cardigan and glasses; a stark contrast to the friendly and optimistic Twyla presented in the series.
* She collects antique dolls.
* Twyla is adept in the use of tarot cards; she was given her deck by an old magician/gambler ex-boyfriend of her mother's.
* With her winning 92 million dollars in the lottery, Twyla is presumably the wealthiest resident of Schitt's Creek.

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## References

1. ↑ Wake Up With The Schitt's, episode 6.
2. ↑ Wake Up With The Schitt's, episode 6.