2005 Homestead 350

The **2005 Homestead 350** at Homestead Miami Speedway is the most historic race in the entire history of Piston Cup Racing for Johnny Blamer's epic win (which was the only victory of his Piston Cup career since his very few finishes and most of his crashes). It was the 10th race of 2005. The King finished 2nd and Lightning McQueen finished 3rd.

Johnny had started 7th on the grid, a record high for him. He took the lead on lap 136. However on lap 138 and is also the main reason why Chick Hicks crashed, he was in 2nd place trying to crash him. However, it failed and Chick Hicks crashed into Davey Apex sending them both out. Blamer survived but lost the lead to The King.

On lap 156, Rusty Cornfuel and Aiken Axler collided, causing a huge crash involving 5 other racers. Johnny was in 9th place at the time but he was able to escape after advice from his crew chief.

Johnny retook the lead on lap 191. With only 9 laps left it was almost sure to be a win. However, on lap 195, he was overtaken by The King. On Lap 197 Johnny retook the lead and kept it till his victory.

This was Johnny's only win. Johnny, who never had dated, married, or had any girlfriends would win the heart of an 18-year-old girl named Abigail after his win. They would marry just over a year later.

Johnny's marriage in 2006 meant that only Petrolski, Armstrong, Axler, Carbureski, Shiftright, Leadfoot, Wipeout, Rutherford, Oaks, and Vanderspin would remain unmarried (however they remained unmarried even after they retired, so they probably would not marry ever).

It was reported Johnny was so overcome with emotion that he had to be comforted by his crew chief and pitties. He also cried with joy on the podium and during an interview with Turbowitz when a racer said a mean comment to him(but it was not broadcast to the public).

Johnny runs a Green and White paint scheme in this race and diecasts of the paint scheme are only "Collector's Edition" paint schemes.

After the race, the racers one bye one, congratulated him, all but Two, Todd Marcus and Chick Hicks, Chick was getting repaired after his crash so he could not attend the winner circle even, if he would have attended the winners circle, he would have bullied blamer. back to Todd, Todd called Blamer Brainless, which caused him to cry so hard, the racers stood up for blamer and defended him by not agreeing with Todd, Murray Said something about Todd's behavior and Todd then insulted Murray Clutchburn for his comment about his behavior and bulling towards Blamer, however, Murray did not get upset. After Todd Insulted Blamer and Murray, Todd was booed, Todd Received a 2 Race ban and Todd's wife divorced him.

## Transcript

### Chick Hicks and Davey Apex Crash

Chick: TAKE THIS JOHNNY!

Johnny: See ya loser! (makes contact with Chick)

Chick: ARGH!

Bob: OH NO! CHICK HICKS AND DAVEY APEX CRASHING!

Darrell: OH NO!

### Rusty turns Jeff

Bob: Trouble turn 3! Jeff Gorvette collects Aiken Axler sending him across the field!

Darrell: And he takes out Matt Carseth and Mark Cartin! And also Kevin Shiftright and Floyd Mulvihill! And even Billy Oilchanger!

Bob: Darn, 7 cars involved there. Let's see the replay. Rusty Wheelhouse turns Jeff Gorvette, causing him to send him across the field taking out Aiken, Matt, Mark, Kevin, Floyd, and Billy. That's some good damage. Let's see the result.

(Aiken Axler is being towed away)

Aiken Axler: No I am still able to race! I can be fixed you know!

(Jeff Gorvette is also being towed away)

Jeff Gorvette: Really? I thought I did not take much damage!

(In Equestria)

Spike: NOT THE GODLY MATT CARSETH!

Pinkie (cries and bawls): NOOOOO!!! (bawls harder)

### Laps before Johnny's win and Johnny's win

Bob: It's lap 191 and Johnny Blamer has taken the lead again! Here comes Rusty Wheelhouse! He passes Kurt Buschtire! Rusty's now in the top 10.

Darrell: He has been flawless through this race, but can he actually do this?

Bob: I don't know Darrell. It's possible that someone that may crash into him any second, that's what it's been like for him since his full-time career started in 1995. Johnny Blamer has started more times then I could count and only finished probably about 25 times. He only got higher than the seventh finishing spot once in 2002. He finished fifth that time and has his only top 5.

Darrell: And that was only because of some of the best racers like Chick and Dale Jr crashing.

Bob: That's because of Rusty Wheelhouse turning Chick Hicks! Rusty's now in 8th! It's lap 195 now and Johnny Blamer is still leading. OH NO! Marcas is making a move!

Darrell: It is looking like a win looks unlikely now but hey at least he is in the lead.

Bob: Lap 196 and Todd Marcus's STILL in the lead.

(Cars revving, goes to Todd's onboard camera and then to Lightning McQueen's)

Bob: Lap 197 and Johnny TAKES BACK THE LEAD! YES!

(Lap 199)

Bob: HERE COMES RUSTY WHEELHOUSE PASSING MCQUEEN FOR 3RD!

Darrell: It's nearly the finish and TODD MARCUS IS ALMOST THERE, ONE LAP MORE! ONE LAP MORE! HE IS CLOSE! INCREDIBLY CLOSE!

Bob: NOW JOHNNY BLAMER FIGHTS HIM ON THE INSIDE!

DARRELL: WHO'S GONNA WIN THIS RACE!

Bob: THEY CONTINUE TO FIGHT! THEY'RE COMMING TO THE FLAG!

Johnny: So long Todd! (Turns Todd)

Bob: **BLAMER TURNS MARCUS!!!!! MARCUS IS GONNA GET IT!**

Todd: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (collects Rusrty Wheelhouse)

Bob: **HE HITS RUSTY WHEELHOUSE! JOHNNY BLAMER WINS AT HOMESTEAD SPEEDWAY! AND THE BIG ONE HAPPENS BEHIND HIM! RUSTY WHEELHOUSE SLIDING TO THE GRASS AND HITS THE INSIDE WALL AND FLIPS! Dale Carrett is in it! Kurt Buschtire is in it! Lightning McQueen, the rookie is in it! Ken Shcrader, the 25 car is in it. Ryan Newcar is involved and spills oil. Haul Inngas is involved. Ruby Oaks is involved. James Cleanair is involved. Claude Scruggs is involved. Ryan Sheilds is involved. So was Chuck Armstrong.**

Darrell: And my liitle brother Mickey is involved too.

Johnny (earrape and bawling with massive tears of joy): ***YES! (Dolphin Censor) (Popeye toot) YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING! OR WHAT! DID I JUST (Yee) WON? OH YEAH, I DID! I WON! I WON! I WON! I (Popeye toot) WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN MY WHOLE GOD (Serbia Strong) LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSS! THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL! AND I WON AGAINST THE STUPID BEN'S HOT SAUCE NATION!!!!!!!!!!! I DID IT!!! YES!!! NOW I CAN HAVE SOMETHING AT BURGER KING!!!! THE BIGGEST WHOPPER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!! THAT IS RIGHT!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! HISTORIC!!!!!!!!! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!!!!!! LET'S GO RACING BOYS AND GIRLS AND THE EARTH AND GREENEY CAUSE I JUST WON THIS RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS!!! AFTER ALL MY LIFE AS A MAGNET FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! (Seal Bark) (Popeye toot) (Yee) YEAH!!!!! HOLY (3x Dolphin Censor)!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE DOLPHINS!!!!! THEY MUST BE ATTENDING THIS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC RACE TOO!!!!!!! POPEYE, YEE DINOSAUR AS WELL AS THAT T REX FROM JURASSIC PARK, SEALS, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE EPIC WIN FOR THE FREAKING PLANET MARS!!!! OH AND ALSO THE NATION OF FINLAND!!!!! AND ROGER WHEELER AND THE DOLPHINS AND WHALES TOO!!!!! DINOCO AND EASY IDLE ARE GODLY!!!!!!!! AND THE KING!!!!! OH AND FINLAND AS WELL!!!!!!!! I (Popeye toot) WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

Bob: 14 cars are involved in the Big Crash. Here's the replay how Johnny Blamer caused this big crash.

(Replay)

Bob: Johnny Blamer turns Todd Marcus.

Darrell: And then when that happens, Todd goes around and hits Rusty Wheelhouse.

Bob: Rusty then hits the rookie Lightning McQueen, causing Rusty to slide to the grass and hit the inside wall. Meanwhile, McQueen hits Ryan Newcar causing Ryan to spill oil under his hood.

Darrell: And here's when my young brother Mickey gets into the crash. he slips on the oil that Ryan Newcar spiled, causing him to spin around.

Bob: Let's whatch last Season's champion Kurt Buschtire as he gets into the crash. He bashes into Micheal, and takes out Carrett, Shrader, Inngas, Armstrong, Oaks, Cleanair, Scruggs and Cornfuel.

Darrell: Look at that damage from Rusty Wheelhouse.

Bob: Bad luck for Rusty. He tries to win but got involvedin the Big One and hit the inside wall. He's gonna retire this year due to this.

### Racers on Johnny's win

(I'm Me by Dale Carrett plays by RSN)

Kori: So, Johnny Blamer, the racers one by one are coming to congratulate you for this amazing win!

Johnny: Alright! Please come now!

Murray: You did good kid. You did pretty well.

Tony: That was absolutely HISTORIC!

Winford: Absolutely deserved, he is probably the most hard-working guy on the circuit. Truly well deserved.

Jeff Gorvette: Having debuted with him in after 10 years, it's great to see him win.

Murray: Out of all of us who raced today only Johnny didn't get a win. Slider won his 1st in 2004, Todd won his first in 2004 as well. But we are all happy that he, too, has got a win. Welcome to the winner's circle, Johnny. And I mean for the first time!

Dale Jr: For real, I thought this would never happen but today you proved me wrong! You freaking did it man!

Bobby: I know you witnessed my terrible crash at Calladega but what you go through is easily worse crashing in every race. I'm really happy to see you win Johnny.

Ralph: I can understand that feeling. Please enjoy the win with your friends and family and I hope you have a great time with your trophy.

Jeff Burton: Superb! Johnny, I would have never seen this coming. I have to agree with Dirkson though, you really proved me wrong.

Davey: Congratulations.

Darrel: Please celebrate your victory.

Matt: Nice one, Magnet Face!

Mark: Well done! I will never forget this race now.

Ponchy: Congratulations.

Manny: You proved me wrong Johnny! Actually you proved everybody wrong!

Slider: Well done! As Mark Cartin said, I won't forget this!

Misti: Congratulations on the victory!

Aiken: Great stuff out there!

Darren: I agree with Aiken!

Floyd: Congratulations! That was a very crazy historic race!

Dale Junior: Congratulations! I hope you spend time with your family and friends as they will be proud!

Claude: I agree with Aiken and Darren!

Kevin Shiftright: I loved seeing you winning today, I remember when I got my first win, and was epic, and I bet your feeling the same way as I did, please celebrate your victory and make this the best day ever

Tony: Depsite you being a Magnet face, you are a Kind and caring person, your personaitly and your emotionalness makes all 35 of us love you, we will care for you and support you, way to go Johnny on your first win

Greg: YOUR WELCOMED TO BUY CANDY FROM TACH-O-MINT AT ANY TIME!

Davey: Epic Win Blamer!

Floyd: YOUR WIN IS REMEMBERABLE, ILL GIVE IT 10 OUT OF 10

Jeff Gorvette: THATS MY MAGNET FACE WINNER, EPIC WIN TODAY BLAMER!

Billy: You did a sweet job out there today, even Better than my 2002 Season when I won the Piston Cup.

James: Johnny, This was a cool win.

Matt: EPIC, EPIC, EPICCCCCCC!

Aiken: Johnny, you proved the whole racing world wrong, everyone thought you where unable to win and had the worst luck, but today, you proved the whole world wrong, that somewhere inside, you are a winner, SUCH AN EPIC WIN! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS MOMMENT JOHNNY, YOU ROCK!

Sage: Good Job Today Johnny, impressive win!

#### Todd Marcus Bullies Blamer

Todd: What the hell? How can this guy wreck me, and win? The King is clearly SUPERIOR and FASTER than him. He SHOULD NOT have won by all means of logic! I, The Shockster, is better than that stupid Heartless racer in all ways possible!

Johnny (in Tears): Hey Hey Hey Hey! I am not heartless!

Todd: No?! Then you are Brainless for wrecking me!!!!!!

(The racers and Kori gasped at that comment as a record scratch sound plays. The music changes to the Sad Violin song. Johnny started to cry and drives away.)

Todd: Haha he is a crybaby

Dale Junior: Oh my gosh.

Jeff Gorvette: What was that for?

Lightning: I thought you were nice!

Darren: Why Did you seriously have to ruin his day like that you bully?

The King: Todd, that was very disgraceful. you made him cry very hard and now he has left the winners circle

Tony: you toxic bully, why did you do that to blamer

Jeff Burton: in all of my years of racing, i have never seen a rant so toxic as this.

Chuck (sobs): I HATE YOU TODD! Johnny is a very nice person! UNLIKE YOU TODD! A TOXIC JERK!

Todd: JOHNNY IS A LOSER (POPEYE TOOT) HIM

#### Murray Clutchburn Stands Up For Blamer

Murray: Todd, You need to stop this behavior right now, your acted like a toxic jerk. WHY WOULD YOU BULLY BLAMER LIKE THAT! YOU RUINED HIS DAY AND YOU MADE HIM CRY SO HARD, I THOUGHT YOUR WHERE NICE! I REALLY DID! BUT,

(Murray Gets Cutoff By Todd)

Todd: SHUT UP STUPID MURRAY, I HATE YOU TOO, I HATE YOU ALL! BLAMER SUCKS! AND SO DOES MURRAY FOR BEING A BAD RACER! I MEAN! HE ONLY HAS TWO PISTON CUPS! THE KING CLEARY HAS MORE THAN THIS OLD AND BROKEN DOWN RACER.

(Everyone Gasps as Todd insulted Murray)

Murray: Todd, YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE. YOUR RUDNESS IS GETTING ALOT WORSE

Jeff Gorvette: TODD, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST INSULTED, YOU JUST INSULTED A 2 TIME PISTON CUP CHAMPION, YOU TOXIC BULLY, AND THE CROWD IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOU TODD!

#### Todd Marcus Gets Booed and Banned for 2 Races

FANS: BOOOOOOOO, YOUR SUCH A TOXIC JERK, WE HATE YOU

Todds Fans: WE USED TO LOVE YOU, BUT NOW WE HATE YOU, AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO BLAMER, SO CONGRATS, YOU LOST YOUR FANS GOOD BYE YOU TOXIC BULLY

Todd: NO ONE CARES!

Racing Officials: TODD FOR BULLYING AND MISCONDUCT, YOU ARE BANNED FOR 2 RACES, YOU ARE REALLY TOXIC, YOU SON OF A (Charlie Brown Horn)

Todd: IM OUT OF HERE! BYE STINKY RACING OFFICIALS

Todd goes into is hauler and leaves the stadium/

#### (back to Johnny Blamer, he can be seen crying next to a tree outside the track.)

Johnny: Who am I kidding, he is right. I really am brainless! (Sobbing hard)

(this comment gets the attention of a girl who was nearby. It was Abigail, who Johnny saw earlier. Abby who is Johnny's girlfriend and future wife  instantly arrived.)

Abby: Johnny, are you okay?

Johnny: No Abby, Todd Marcus called me brainless. But he is right. I always crash into everybody.

Abby: No is he not. You are not brainless! You are very nice and you can't help it when you crash. You are great just the way you are!

Johnny: Really?

Abby: Yeah! Plus you are my favorite racer!

(Soon Johnny's closest friend Dale Junior arrived)

Dale Junior: I heard what happened. I arrived as soon as I could.

Johnny: What happened to Todd?

Dale Junior: Two race ban for misconduct and bullying.

Johnny: Well that's good to know.

Dale Junior: And I know I already said this but congrats on the win! (Whispering) And for getting your first potential girlfriend and possibly future wife, so you two and I will watch the wedding of anyone on TV, and you two will get married.

Johnny: Haha! Thanks, Dale!

Kori: Okay, I think this is done now, we won't broadcast this to the public, so back to you Bob.

(After the RSN Leaves, Murray Arrives)

#### Murray Becomes Best Friends With Johnny.

Murray: Blamer, i took care of that Todd Marcus, he is banned for 2 Races, and I will be your new friend and Protect you Blamer, you have new friend on your side.

Johnny: Thank you Murray your the best

Murray: Hey, anything for my new Friend.

### Todd Gets Divorced

Lena: TODD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BULLIED BLAMER JUST FOR HIM WINNING A RACE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS CAREER, THAT IS SO DIGRACEFULL OF YOU

Todd Marcus: HE IS A MAGENT FACE, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Lena: I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A NICE HUSBAND, I REALLY DID, BUT NOW, YOU NOTHING BUT A TOXIC JERK WHO AND YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR SELF. THATS IT IM DIVORCEING, YOU, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN

Todd Marcus: PLEASE NOOO, IM SORRY, I WILL NEVER BULLY BLAMER AGAIN, PLEASE DONT DIVORCE ME.

Lena: YOUR APOLGIES ARE DENYED, I CANNOT FORGIVE YOU. SO GOODBYE FOREVER TODD MARCUS, I WILL FORGET YOU, AND I WILL TEAR UP ALL OF THE PICTURES WE HAD TOGETHER.