Teterkit

## Who the Hell is this Person?

Teterkit is the new Big Marsh viewer with the hottest shit on the block. They are quite possibly the funniest and most talented person, nay, thing in the Big Marsh chat. Chat member and Fandom user Orf described them as, "a chat member who claims to be a excellent script writer
idk really what else to write here i dont know much else about them, but they seem cool." Orf is one hundred percent correct in his assumption of Teterkite being "cool" because they are not just "Very Cool (Smiley Emoji)", but they are "Bow your heads before this being for it is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself if he were secretly Jerry Seinfeld." I hope that analogy makes no sense to anyone who sees this because, unlike I, Teterkot forms only the most thoughted out jokes. One of the famous jokes is adding the word "dick" to wiki pages. Now, this may seem crude and stupid from an outsider perspective, however its roots in culture demonstrates how it is only understandable to the classiest of people. "Dick" is not merely referring to making a fucking hilarious penis joke, but it is also making a complex statement around internet sleuthing. As we all know from Oxford languages and the second result when we look up "dick" in Google's dictionary, the word "dick" is in reference to a dated term used in place of the word "detective". The pages Tetriskit put these clues on further proves this theory and it can be said the repetition of the word is saying that "dick is a dick" or "the detective is an asshole". This relates back to an anecdote never before shared by chat member Spicy Cherries in which his great uncle named Richard was asked to stop eating at a barbeque with the phrase, "Stop eating, Dick!" The hilarity continues when uttered aloud due to the fact that, without a direct pause, the brain cannot often notice comma placement in a sentence.

## The Dick's Sporting Goods Conspiracy

Tetrotsky had never revealed their actual name on stream, however internet sleuths were able to find the user's location, name, and social security number next to a glory hole at a gas station. These detectives (dicks) were able to find this horrid place when reverse engineering the coordinates that Teatkit would meticulously place over the course of many Big Marsh streams. From this information, the collective were able to uncover a criminal record based around this user and discover a restraining order placed against them on November 30th, 2021 (30th November, 2021) by Dick's Sporting Goods. The document went in detail on how Theatrekit would "draw crude images showcasing the male genitalia with the phrase 'Haha, Dicks' written beneath in Crayola crayon". Though this would be listed under graffiti, they member of chat would prevent themselves from ever setting foot in a location when they shouted, "Dicks sporting goods?" They would then display to many customers and employees a very detailed image involving the male genitalia wearing (sporting) expensive merchandise (goods). Teterknife would also hold up another image similar to the last but with detectives "dripped out" and ask what's the difference. The previous anecdote shared by Spicy Cherries in this article relates directly to this event in a weird sense of foreshadowing since the information in this section was not yet found during the initial writing. Both the anecdote and reported documentation share the idea of utilizing grammatical concepts not portrayed by speech. It is honestly quite genius.

Teethrkit has refused to comment on the situation, however there was a leak showing that they believed Spicy Cherries made all of this information up. Now, these claims are not to be directly discussed since this is unbiased article that is definitely not written by Spicy Cherries. With that out of the way, TTK (that's what I'm abbreviating them to) is obviously a liar and put dirt on the Spicy Cherries name. What would be the other use of the word "dick" in these articles? Why did they not address the coordinates that were definitely in chat and not a hallucination by user Spicy Cherries? Why did they claim that this wiki page was incriminating unless they trying to tell chat that it was a sign? See, TTRK (that's what I'm abbreviating them to now) is just trying to lead us onto a conspiracy because they know that it will be found eventually anyways. They want to have the upper hand. Their vast political knowledge and tactical warfare catalogue gives the people evidence that TTRKT (that's what I'm abbreviating it as now) knows what they are doing. I would like to end this with a direct quote by the user teterkit. Ahem, "That's called castling."(Teetrkit, June 28, 2022)

## Dick Count

Number of times "dick" was said including that "dick" and that "dick" as well as the previous: 17