Part 7

Goodbye Bogan. ..?

**Part 7** of Meme House, originally streamed on the 7th of October, 2019. The most relevant addition made in Part 7 was the addition of *Fortnite* dances, which Sims, both playable and unplayable can start doing unprompted.

Part 7 is also notable for having the first death of a main character, though this is reversed by the Activation of Bites the Dust.

## Synopsis

Joel, in his horror, witnesses the beginning of the *Fortnite* trend.

Bogan becomes friends with Madeline Bynum, who had been appearing occasionally since Part 2.

DIO cooks for over 12 hours.

Bogan befriends Funky Kong.

Bogan, Madeline, and Wario do a get-together, but during the party, Bogan gets killed by his supposed girlfriend as Wario cheers in glee. DIO contacts Kira to activate Bites the Dust. The timeline returns to the point where Madeline asks to come in. Madeline gets her comeuppance, and the Bogans all do the Fortnite on her dead body. While hunting for her, the Liquid Bogan household is found and eradicated, except for Liquid Dio who becomes friends with regular DIO.

Meanwhile, a new family headed by the CBT Wizard takes over the Hartman household, and his acquaintance Nemesis T-Type kills the owner by cannibalism. But he transforms into a ghost and remains in the household.

## Plot and Events

### The Bogan Household

Part 7 starts with the Bogan Household, and almost immediately, a Sim is spotted outside Fortnite Dancing. Bulk Bogan goes down to the gym to impress some ladies with his Fortnite dancing, much to the amusement of Madeline Bynum. He then strips naked and begins breakdancing while Edgar Kohler, a clone of Wario and Bogan's close friend, watches him in a mirror. After having shown off his skills he chats with Edgar and Madeline for a moment, promptly Fortnite dancing again. Bulk uses a running machine, still nude, while Madeline cheers him on. Bulk falls off the treadmill and then asks Madeline if she is single, flirting and being romantic with her after discovering that she is, however, Bulk's advances are met with rejection. Many other Sims are seen at the gym, namely Funky Kong, Brent Hecking, Brant Hecking, and Kira Yoshikage, who Bulk strikes up a conversation with, their encounter is short, however, as Bulk has to go home to get ready for work.

While at home, Madeline appears at the Bogan Household asking if anyone is home, but she appears to leave immediately after. Bulk heads off to work, leaving Dio Brando on his own, mopping up various puddles and eventually grilling. Dio begins cooking tofu dogs on the BBQ Pit Boys grill (although Joel suggests that he is actually grilling Danny) and almost straight away begins Fortnite dancing until Garfield Cat comes from work and starts chatting with him. Meanwhile, the ghost of Kory Fuller is seen Fortnite Dancing on his own grave.

Garfield goes to sleep and Dio begins dancing again, staring directly at the giant portrait of himself on the front of the house. Dio spends a moment to turn the hot dogs over and then starts flossing, and another Sim is spotted flossing in the distance. While a ghost tidies some of the trash outside and cleans the grill, Dio uses The World to kill the other flossing Sim. A third Sim nearby flosses while this happens, and then pays Dio for his kill. HOO briefly appears to come alive, but it turns out it was just a ghost possessing him.

Dio drinks the plasma of a visitor to the household and Bulk comes home from work to see "the usual bullshit". They both begin to floss over the unconscious body of the visitor. Layne Hartman arrives, and Dio immediately kicks him in the croutch. Garfield wakes up and comes outside, unimpressed and shocked at the chaos unfolding in front of his eyes, and very quickly goes back inside. He is shortly followed by Bulk, who sees several Sims Fortnite dancing outside. Dio also starts dancing again.

Bulk becomes fed up with all the dancing, and tired after a long day at work, begins murdering multiple Sims, including Layne. This seems to annoy the Grim Reaper, who is sick of having to reap souls. Bulk goes to sleep for some hard-earned rest. Garfield does the Mario on the corpses of Bulk's victims while the Grim Reaper collects their souls, and the fire lady is spotted down the street.

After dancing for hours, Dio seems to be sad about the deaths that have occurred, he eats a sandwich but it fails to make him any happier. He grabs a bowl of Froot Loops and seems to be fairly happier after eating some. Garfield pisses himself in front of Death because he was dancing for so long he forgot to use the toilet, leaving a mix of blood and piss all over the front yard.

Garfield takes a shower and somehow manages to call the cops on Bogan, and Dio begins to Fortnite dance in a puddle of piss in order to look inconspicuous. Nathan Fontenot and Nick McLaughlin arrive, but they can't get inside the house due to the front door being locked. They attempt to fire shots at Bogan through the walls, but of course, nothing happens. Garfield goes outside to talk to the cops and snitch on Dio and Bulk, but they still can't get inside. Dio goes to sleep in his coffin, and Garfield goes to sleep on a bench outside after a Wario clone is spotted across the street.

Not long after, everybody wakes up. Garfield heads to work, Dio immediately goes back into his coffin to cry, and Bulk eats some food. A Sim named Malcolm, Johnny Zest's estranged brother appears at the door but leaves quickly after nobody answers the door to him. Dio prank calls Death and Johnny Zest, the former falling for the prank while Johnny picks up on Dio's prank. Bulk hires a maid, but she isn't booked to arrive for 2 days.

Bulk visits the Kong Household and introduces himself to Funky, and quickly makes very good friends with him. A child appears and interrupts their conversation. The visit is cut short by Bulk going off to work.

Back at the Bogan Household, Dio watches some funny memes on YouTube and leaves comments, and then starts Trolling teh Forums. Inspired to write another book, Dio begins writing "Johnny Zest funny moments", which according to its description, is 500 blank pages. Garfield comes home from work and goes to sleep. A couple of ghosts are seen outside Fortnite dancing. Dio finishes writing his new book, quickly publishing it. Bulk comes home from work and quickly heads back over to the Kong Household.

Upon arriving, Bulk sees Bonzi Buddy, who begins flossing. Bulk ignores this and goes upstairs to greet Funky, before doing sit-ups on the floor and then Fortnite dancing while Funky cooks some toast (which Bulk takes and eats for himself). Bulk and Funky take a picture together and then Bulk begins flossing, remarking to Funky that if he worked out more he would have sweet monkey milk. Bulk goes fishing with Funky (although Funky takes a while to join him), but they spend so long fishing that Bulk forgets to pee and pisses himself before he can get to a toilet. Bulk decides this is a good time to go home, and puts up the picture he and Funky took together above his bed to commemorate their time together.

Garfield invites Wario (Edgar) over to attempt to fix their broken relationship, and also gets a new bed. He embarrasses himself in front of Edgar but recovers their friendship by talking about pissing his pants, but before he can say anything more, he has to go to work. Edgar goes behind the house and starts Fortnite dancing, he talks to Bulk briefly and then starts dancing again. While Bulk sleeps and Dio Fortnite dances in front of the sink, a second Wario (Stewart) appears, but he and Edgar don't see each other.

Bulk receives a text from Madeline asking to come over, which he gladly accepts. She arrives and chats with Bulk for a while, as well as taking a photo together. Edgar ruins their happy moments together by constantly Fortnite dancing in the background. Bulk goes inside to sleep but comes back outside again to flirt with Madeline, however, his advances are yet again rejected as she doesn't like Bogan like that. Bulk goes inside to sleep it off and Madeline goes inside to play Uno. Dio is still dancing.

Eventually, Dio stops dancing and asks Edgar to hang out, but then in a turn of events beats him up with his vampiric powers. Dio realizes he's taking damage from the sun and runs back inside. He is followed shortly after by Edgar, who sits down to play Uno with Madeline right in front of the sleeping Bogan, who soon wakes up after Dio goes to sleep in his coffin.

Unexpectedly, Madeline gets up and stabs Bogan in the chest, killing him, and then leaves. Edgar cheers for Bulk's death, laughing and clapping having witnessed the murder. Dio wakes up and demands the Grim Reaper to spare Bulk, but his pleads are ignored, Bulk is truly dead. After reaping his soul, Death begins to Fortnite dance over Bulk's urn.

Garfield returns home and sees the horror before him. Filled with fury, Garfield stabs Edgar in the chest, avenging Bogan, and calling out his name. Death reaps Edgar's soul and then starts dancing over his urn too. Madeline's nefarious planning over the last few parts is revealed before Garfield makes a desperate attempt to talk to Bogan again. Garfield attempts to call Bogan's phone to invite him over, in denial that he is actually dead. **Bulk is sleeping.**

After some thought, Dio comes up with a plan and travels to the Yoshikage Household. He asks Kira for some help, and with the promise of a portrait of the Mona Lisa, and the chance to kiss Bulk's hands, activates Killer Queen's third bomb, Bites the Dust, which reverses time back to when Bogan was alive.

While at home, Madeline appears at the Bogan Household asking if anyone is home, but she appears to leave immediately after. Bulk has a premonition that she is a danger to him, and Dio informs Bulk that Madeline is going to kill him, according to the internet. Bulk tries to kill Madeline, but she escapes before he gets the chance. Bogan lives another day.

Bulk skips work and goes to Kira's house and goes to Troll teh Forums on Killer Queen's PC, completely unaware of the stands existence, but Kira himself isn't home, so Bogan goes back to the Bogan Household and takes a bite of a burger before going to work. On his way out he walks past Dio, who is Fortnite dancing to songs about the Ghostbusters. Garfield comes home, and for a brief moment, the fire lady is seen not actually on fire.

Dio goes on a quest in the middle of the night to eradicate the Warios living in the world. He goes to the gym, only to find both Madeline and Edgar, who was also revived due to Bites the Dust, hanging out. Dio uses The World to send Edgar to hell and then beats up Madeline who passes out on the gym floor. Dio runs over to Edgar's corpse, somehow shocked at his death. Dio has many intentions of stopping time to kill Madeline, but she escapes before he can. Having at least succeeded in one of his goals, Dio confidently goes home, summoning Madeline to the Bogan Household with him, although she quickly leaves due to a personal emergency.

Bulk gets home and tries to call Madeline to invite her over, but she is asleep and so he can't contact her. Two more ghosts are seen Fortnite dancing outside the house. Bulk goes looking for Madeline's house, but instead he finds the Liquid Household. He brings Dio and Garfield with him to investigate. The moment they arrive, Garfield starts Fortnite dancing and Dio starts laughing evilly. Bulk however, notices that something is amiss, and tells the other two to focus on the task at hand.

The trio enters the Liquids' house in order to confront them. Garfield goes and shoots Liquid Garfield, killing him. Liquid Dio is seen grilling outside, and Dio decides to befriend him. Seeing that he isn't so bad, Dio decides to spare his liquid counterpart. While Garfield sleeps in a chair, Death reaps Liquid Garfield's soul and starts Fortnite dancing. Two cops arrive to investigate the murder, but they all Fortnite dance with Death instead. Bulk, Dio, and Garfield soon leave the Liquid Household to look for Madeline, searching many areas but eventually deciding the gym is the best place to look.

The trio arrive at the gym, finding Madeline outside. Dio and Garfield start Fortnite dancing as Bulk stabs Madeline in the chest, killing her. He joins in with the dancing by flossing over her corpse. The Grim Reaper arrives to collect Madeline's soul before quickly disappearing. Dio laughs at Madeline's death, and Bulk takes her urn before they all go home.

Finally, Bulk visits Kira Yoshikage to thank him for his help. Bulk gifts him two pictures of the Mona Lisa, one of her face, and a large one of her hands. Kira tries to kiss Bulk's hands too, but Bulk doesn't feel comfortable with it. Kira is grateful anyway but has to Fortnite dance to hide his embarrassment of his failed attempt to kiss Bulk's hands.

### The Squarepants Household

At the Squarepants Household, Spongebob Squarepants gets a TV, a radio, and a Goofy Goober guitar, which he proceeds to play. After practicing for a bit, he sits down and watches TV and then listens to the radio, Fortnite dancing to the Kids station and later to the Jellyfish Jam. Jill Valentine tries to talk to Spongebob, but because the door to his pineapple is locked, she is stuck outside.

### The Hartman Household

Due the the Activation of Bites the Dust, Layne Hartman was also brought back to life after Bulk killed him earlier on in the episode before his own death. Later on, Nemesis T-Type and CBT Wizard Johnson move in to Layne's house, and introduce themselves to him in their own special way. The CBT Wizard kicks Layne's croutch, and Nemesis then butchers him, killing Layne once again, but this time automatically turning him into a ghost. As a result, Layne becomes the first playable ghost in the series. The CBT Wizard kicks him in the croutch again as a celebration. Sad at his own death, Layne has a ghost wank, and then goes to talk to Nemesis while the CBT Wizard Fortnite dances.

The CBT Wizard writes a children's book called "12 videos that will scare you ( not clickbait )", which according to the description, is a bunch of stolen low-quality images, narrated by the Wizard himself. Nemesis is annoyed with the TV and proceeds to shout at a stuffed toy dinosaur.

To end the episode, the CBT Wizard visits the Zest Household, but Johnny Zest isn't home. Instead, the CBT Wizard targets three Sims walking by, one called Billy Rutledge, Brent Hecking, and one called Franklin McClain, and kicks them all in their croutches. Brent attempts to escape, but the CBT Wizard's powers are far too strong, and he manages to deliver the croutch kick from a long distance. Franklin's croutch is also kicked in this manner, although he is much closer. The CBT Wizard Fortnite dances in celebration.

Deciding to wait for Johnny Zest to come home, the CBT Wizard starts grilling burgers and Fortnite dancing for several hours. Johnny finally arrives home, and the CBT Wizard goes back to rapid-fire 7 kicks into Johnny's croutch with extreme precision, before smugly taking a bite of a burger he made earlier. The CBT Wizard goes to the toilet before kicking Johnny in the croutch for the eighth time.

## Character Debuts

* Liquid Dio
* Liquid Garfield *(Formal Introduction, Death)*
* Nemesis T-Type
* CBT Wizard Johnson

## Memorable Quotes

"*Uh, what's going o--Oh. Oh, the usual bullshit. I see. Oh, God... Oh, boy...*"
—Bulk Bogan witnessing Dio Brando sucking a random woman's blood as he arrives home from work

"*Your life has come to an end.*"
—Madeline Bynum's wham line delivered to Bulk Bogan before killing him

"*WHAT?! WHAT?! **WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!***"
—Joel reacting in shock and horror after Madeline Bynum stabs Bulk Bogan

"*No no, that hurt! Owie! Ow! Owowowowowowow!*"
—Bulk Bogan's final words before being killed by Madeline Bynum

"***BOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!***"
—A heartbroken Garfield immediately rushing back home from the ground-breaking news

"*I have smelt a vision from the future!*"
—Bulk Bogan stunned by a vision from the future

"*I... I read it on the internet. She's gonna kill you.*"
—Dio Brando responding to Bulk Bogan, warning him of Madeline Bynum's murder of him

"*I-I did it! It activated!*"
—Kira Yoshikage upon activating Bites the Dust

"*MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!*"
—Dio Brando beating the absolute piss out of Madeline Bynum

"*Bros, guys, this isn't good. This is strange.*"
—Bulk Bogan reacting to the Liquid Household

"*Hey bro, what's poppin'? What's poppin', gamer?*"
—Garfield Cat to his Liquid counterpart before killing him

"*Yo, bro! I heard you--there was clones going on! Let me entice you with my bulging bulge! Yo, yo orange cat, wake up! There was another orange cat, now there is one more! It was soccer! Soccer!*"
—Nick McLaughlin dancing while talking about the clones in the world, and ordering Garfield Cat to wake up, all while speaking in a Russian accent