The Babadook vs Freddy Krueger

**The Babadook vs Freddy Krueger** is the twenty installment of *Gridline Rap Battles* and the twelve episode of Season 2. It features famous horror villain from the *A Nightmare on Elm Street* franchise, Freddy Krueger, rapping against The Babadook, storybook monster from the Australian indie film of the same name. It was released June 1st, 2021.

## Cast

Zawesome as Freddy Krueger

Freshy Kanal and Mr. Tibbs as The Babadook (respectively voice actor and body actor)

## Lyrics

### **Freddy Krueger:**

One, two, Freddy's coming for you,

Three, four. Psych, bitch! You're about to get torn through!

I come with the claws to end this fight quite sharply,

Eating hot beats like I will this empty dark meat.

Who else has got the bars to leave you stomped into hell?

You're getting wrecked so hard, you'll end up haunting yourself!

This shadow ain't tough, he better wake up,

Ready to get scraped up, or do you need to fix your makeup?

Pull some rhymes outta your hat, you fucking homеless magician!

You look like you flopped at your Pеnguin audition!

Your book couldn't hold a candle against my twisted scripts.

You're the Creepypasta version of *Diary of a Wimpy Kid*!

Welcome to my ceiling, you'll do more than just twitch.

I've got the prime time slot! Where's your screentime, bitch?

### The Babadook:

In word or in a look, you can't get rid of Babadook,

After all these years, he'll finally shut your book.

Off the top, like his hat. With killer style, he's the class act.

Depression incarnate to face the flashy, slashy asshat!

Babadook is bashing in, he don't blink when he beats ya.

Preparing for his prey, while you're popping a pimple pizza!

Dropping the sins of preachers, he's feasting on a raw match.

These days, you're clapping in the roster of *Mortal Kombat*!

You cannot reach the same size, you'll end up where your fate lies.

This tumor-looking lunatic got left for *Dead by Daylight*!

He cannot be bothered with all the crimes you can't recover from,

'Cause he could be fucking you over a hundred times, like your mother was!

He thinks your filmmakers really couldn't find the right scare.

It seems to him that every reboot felt like a New Nightmare!

Decapitating you faster than the hockey-masked thing could.

You got ran out of town, but, for kids, you still Springwood!

### Freddy Krueger:

That's what you call a verse? Let me teach ya' about hooks.

But you left me counting sheep, call you Baaaaabadook!

Get dropped into this nightmare; It's bedtime, bitch!

You only became iconic with a Netflix glitch.

You couldn't kill two people, while I stack the bodies quick,

All you did was watch while you stroked your Babadick.

You had to get a bitch to kill another bitch to bring you back.

Stuck in that chimney? You're Santa without the sack!

Went from a fidgety spook who should've remained quiet.

But you're the new family pet, with a babybird's diet!

### The Babadook:

Surrender, sex offender, or the door's coming down,

Is he facing Pennywise? No, you're more of a clown!

He'd morph into your father, but there's too many options.

Would you prefer the abuser that you had from adoption?

With a ragged Christmas sweater, and a face made out of soft clay.

Wes Craven a makeover, but turned into self-cosplay.

You started with a knock, like "Dook dook dook",

Now he's left this shook crook cooked!