Transcripts/Dodgefall

[05:05] <@Chris> -- START --

[05:05] <@Chris> Last time on Total Drama Island!

[05:05] <@Chris> Our glutton-for-punishment teens got swept away by a rainstorm that left them stuck in their cabins for the ENTIRE day!

[05:05] <@Chris> While the Bass actually TRIED to get along, the Screaming Gophers just couldn’t help but chew each other out; especially Leonard and Duncan.

[05:05] <@Chris> Things got even worse when the teams got “stranded” on a deserted island. The Gophers still couldn’t get along, but they found our production crew’s secret campsite, so, we let them win anyway. Yeah.... still wasn’t too happy sharing my trailer with those guys.

[05:05] <@Chris> Regardless, the Bass lost for the first time ever, and jerk jock Lightning FINALLY got eliminated. Thank goodness!

[05:05] <@Chris> Now that the Bass have lost a challenge, will their morale sink? Or will they swim and pull out another win? Find out tonight, on the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet! Right here on...

[05:05] <@Chris> TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!

[05:06] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS CABIN --

[05:06] <Ennui> \*sleeps like a vampire\*

[05:06] <Topher> \*dreaming\*

[05:06] <Duncan> \*listens to HEAVY METAL IN HIS SLEEP\*

[05:06] <Leonard> \*sleeping on porch\* (CONF) I'm tired of being pushed around by Duncan! Yesterday, while I was taking a shower, he got my robe and dipped it in Chef's kitchen grease! SEE!? \*shows confessional the back of his robe\* Not even the most powerful detergent spells could fix that! \*sighs\*

[05:06] <Taylor> Courtney? COURTNEY! \*painting nails\*

[05:06] <Courtney> ...What? \*rubs eyes\* I'm trying to sleep.

[05:06] <Taylor> Yeah, well, you're the only other girl, so I like, need your gross help by default.

[05:06] <Courtney> Ugh, fine. \*gets up\* What is it?

[05:06] <Taylor> Can you, uh, paint my nails for me?

[05:06] <Taylor> I am not feeling it today, and I do not need to spill nail polish all over my gorgeous outfit, like could you even imagine?

[05:07] <Courtney> You REALLY don't want me to paint your nails. The last time I did that, I almost BROKE someone's nail.

[05:07] <Taylor> Listen, you're doing it and if you break my nails, I'll break you. :) Thanks, girlfriend!

[05:07] <Courtney> A-are you...?! Fine. \*grabs some nail polishes\*

[05:07] <Courtney> What color?

[05:07] <Taylor> Whatever, I don't care. Just make it like, match.

[05:07] <Taylor> I trust you; so don't screw this up.

[05:07] <Courtney> Ok, boring beige it is then, to go with that top. \*smirks and giggles\*

[05:07] <Taylor> \*scoffs and smirks right back\* Like you should talk with that nerdy sweater vest thing. Though I have to say, those pants look really fetch on you.

[05:07] <Courtney> Thanks. \*paints her nails as the two giggle\*

[05:08] <Taylor> (CONF) Courtney is now like, one of my girlfriends by default. Like, I didn't realize I'd drop my friendship standards so low, but something about her just makes me pity her. I don't know if it's the outfit, the hair... the lack of any love in her life... who knows?

[05:08] <Courtney> (CONF) Normally I wouldn't associate with people like Taylor, but being the only girls on the team for so long has really started to make us... I don’t know, connect.

[05:08] <@Chris> -- BASS CABIN --

[05:08] <Leshawna> \*stretches\* Whew! Thank GOODNESS that meat head is gone.

[05:08] <Bridgette> \*sits on her bed and sighs\* Yeah....

[05:08] <Bridgette> (Conf) I tried talking to Noah yesterday...but it got very awkward. I really wanna talk to him again... but what if it just gets MORE awkward?

[05:09] <Bridgette> \*walks outside and sees Noah\*

[05:09] <Noah> \*is reading a book\*

[05:09] <Bridgette> \*looks over at Noah then sees Geoff walking by with Al as well\*

[05:09] <Geoff> So I was like-- \*sees her and waves hi excitedly\*

[05:09] <Bridgette> \*blushes and awkwardly waves back before going back inside\*

[05:09] <Bridgette> (CONF) And now I'm pretty sure I that Geoff likes me too... which I'm not totally against but... what do I do now?!

[05:09] <Geoff> \*looks confused and turns to Alejandro\* Hey, Al, you're great with all the ladies right?

[05:10] <Alejandro> \*smirks at Geoff\* Well, my Latin charms have been known to rile up many a lady. I can tame even the wildest of beasts... well, aside from Miss Nutjob. \*points at Izzy\*

[05:10] <Izzy> \*is doing somersaults\*

[05:10] <Alejandro> But, enough about me, let's talk about you; I assume you’re asking about Bridgette? I saw some sparks going around!

[05:10] <Geoff> Well... yeah ok, I guess I trust you enough with this. I am totally getting the hots for Bridge, but I dunno what to say to her if you know what I mean?

[05:10] <Alejandro> I know what you mean man, but you cannot live life in fear. Just tell her, go out in a big way!

[05:10] <Geoff> But I'm a party dude! She's a surfer girl. I don't know where our common ground is.

[05:10] <Geoff> Are you sure dude?

[05:10] <Alejandro> Yes! That's the point, you won't know if you two have a common ground until you talk to her! DO IT! \*pushes Geoff forward\*

[05:10] <Geoff> O-okay! You're totally right! \*runs into the cabins\* Hey Bridge wait up!

[05:11] <Noah> \*walks up to Al, not looking up from book\* This isn't Total Matchmaker you know. Sure you're not just setting that goof up to fail?

[05:11] <Alejandro> Perhaps, or perhaps I'm merely making Bridgette's choice easier to make; so that I may partake in the one she decides to leave behind. \*winks at Noah and walks off\*

[05:11] <Noah> .... \*looks up in shock and realization\* Wait what?

[05:11] <Noah> (CONF) We might be a tight team, but everyone's a bunch of insane nutjobs. You got the Queen Nutjob herself, lovesick puppies Geoff and Bridgette, whatever Leshawna is, and then... Al. \*looks uncomfortable\*

[05:11] <Noah> (CONF) I just don't even know where to begin with that guy, he's manipulative, he's egotistical... he's perfect. N-not for me, but, I've got an eye on him.

[05:11] <Geoff> (CONF) Me and Bridgette are totally gonna happen. ;) Just watch!

[05:12] <@Chris> -- DODGEBALL COURT --

[05:12] <@Chris> Hey there friends, like our outdoor court?

[05:12] <Taylor> Um, friends? BARF.

[05:12] <Leshawna> \*laughs hysterically at friends\*

[05:12] <Noah> \*looks around glass area\* Uh, when did we get THIS installed?

[05:12] <@Chris> Just this morning, obviously. \*rolls eyes\*

[05:12] <@Chris> Now, as many of you know, there is a game commonly played in gyms at schools called dodgeball.

[05:12] <@Chris> And as some of you know very well, COUGH ENNUI AND LEONARD COUGH, you throw dodgeballs at people during dodgeball! \*throws dodgeball at Bridgette\*

[05:12] <Bridgette> \*is hit in the stomach\* OOF!

[05:12] <Leshawna> \*gasps\*

[05:13] <Taylor> Okay, no, I will not risk my totally adorable face for this!

[05:13] <Courtney> It'll be fine, Taylor. I doubt anyone on their team can even throw. \*points at Noah\*

[05:13] <Noah> \*glares\* Wow what a great challenge.

[05:13] <@Chris> Thanks Noah, I try.

[05:13] <Izzy> Oooh, I LOVE dodgeball. Once, a ball hit me right between my eyes, and I was out cold for like, probably years! \*laughs\*

[05:13] <Alejandro> \*eye twitches at Izzy\*

[05:13] <@Chris> Anyways, our referee Chef will be overseeing you folks.

[05:13] <@ChefHatchet> \*jumps off of stand\* Here's how this is gonna work!

[05:14] <@ChefHatchet> Each team is gonna choose 4 people to compete each round!

[05:14] <@ChefHatchet> Each round, the last person or people standing will win! Understood?!

[05:14] <Taylor> So, two of us has to sit out each round?

[05:14] <@ChefHatchet> Ya darn right! If you are hit by a dodgeball, you are out. If you CATCH a dodgeball, the person who threw the ball is out.

[05:14] <@ChefHatchet> Any questions?!

[05:14] <Leonard> \*raises hand\* Am I allowed to cast a summons to do the challenge for me?

[05:14] <@Chris> Sure, Leonard, just don't get mad if the ball doesn't throw itself.

[05:14] <Taylor> (conf) Ugh, why did we vote out that ogre, Sugar? She totally would have been a great meat shield.

[05:14] <@ChefHatchet> You have 1 minute to make your choices on who's sitting out!

[05:15] <Izzy> I'll play!!!

[05:15] <Geoff> Same, dudette! \*high fives Izzy\*

[05:15] <Alejandro> I'll also go with you two! \*separates Geoff and Izzy\*

[05:15] <Alejandro> \*sees Noah\* This is a physical challenge, I assume you would like to sit out?

[05:15] <Noah> What do you mean Al?

[05:15] <Noah> I have such bulging muscles don't I? \*rolls eyes and sits out\*

[05:15] <Alejandro> \*smirks at Noah\* As much a team player as always.

[05:15] <Bridgette> \*sees Noah sitting out\* Uh, I guess I'll out too.

[05:15] <Leshawna> You sure, girl? O\_o

[05:15] <Bridgette> Yeah... \*looks embarrassed\* (conf) What? Don’t judge me! \*blushes\*

[05:16] <@ChefHatchet> \*screen flashes to the Gophers huddled up\*

[05:16] <Taylor> Okay, so, um, I'm sitting out! I will not have my makeup be ruined.

[05:16] <Leonard> I shall sit out as well!

[05:16] <Leonard> I have declared it, and so it shall be!

[05:16] <Courtney> Fine, Leonard can sit out.

[05:16] <Courtney> Taylor, you need to get on the court.

[05:16] <Taylor> \*sniffles\* B-but... what if I get... my hair messy?

[05:17] <Courtney> I'll fix it for you at the cabin. Now get on the court.

[05:17] <Duncan> \*yawns\* Aw, let the princess sit out; we're gonna need some real muscle for this challenge.

[05:17] <Duncan> And since you can probably lift a car with those man arms... \*smirks\*

[05:17] <Courtney> \*growls\* Ugh, fine whatever.

[05:17] <Taylor> Yay! Thanks Court~ \*sits down\*

[05:17] <@ChefHatchet> Alright! Taylor and Leonard sit out for the Gophers, Bridgette and Noah for the Bass. Ready?

[05:17] <@ChefHatchet> On your marks!

[05:17] <@ChefHatchet> \*players get into position\*

[05:17] <Alejandro> Prepare to eat rubbery death.

[05:17] <Courtney> Oh we'll see about that, pretty boy!

[05:17] <Topher> Yeah, there's only room on this court for one pretty boy! \*fixes hair\*

[05:18] <@ChefHatchet> Round 1...

[05:18] <@ChefHatchet> BEGIN!

[05:18] <Courtney> \*throws dodgeball at Alejandro\*

[05:18] <Alejandro> \*throws dodgeball at Topher\*

[05:18] <Alejandro> \*tries to catch Courtney's ball but is hit\* Oof!

[05:18] <Topher> \*dodges Al's ball \* Ha!

[05:18] <Geoff> \*throws dodgeball at Topher\*

[05:18] <Topher> \*is hit by the ball and screams\*

[05:18] <Topher> FAULTY! FAULTY!

[05:18] <Topher> (CONF) Ugh! Dodgeball is not my forte... of course it wouldn't be considering my ~FABOO~ face! WHICH I was hit in by the way!

[05:18] <Leshawna> \*throws ball at Courtney\*

[05:18] <Courtney> \*is hit\* Ow!

[05:18] <Leshawna> Ha! Take that girl!

[05:18] <Ennui> \*stares at the other team\*

[05:18] <Ennui> \*stares at ball\* Hm...

[05:18] <Duncan> \*throws ball but misses\*

[05:19] <Duncan> \*sees Ennui waiting\* Dude, what are you doing? Throw the thing already!

[05:19] <Izzy> \*throws ball at Ennui\*

[05:19] <Ennui> Huh? \*is hit and slowly falls to the floor\*

[05:19] <Ennui> \*stares at the ceiling\*

[05:19] <Izzy> YES!

[05:19] <Duncan> \*facepalms\*

[05:19] <@ChefHatchet> \*blows whistle\* Alejandro, Topher, Courtney, and Ennui are all out!

[05:19] <@ChefHatchet> Only Duncan remains for the Gophers. Get off the court LOSERS!

[05:19] <Topher> THIS IS A TRAVESTY! \*sits on the bench\* A TRAVESTY I SAY!

[05:19] <Ennui> \*walks away\*

[05:19] <Alejandro> Hmph! I know caught that ball. \*sits next to Noah\*

[05:19] <Noah> Sure you did sweetheart. \*smirks as he reads\*

[05:19] <@ChefHatchet> Round continues... \*raises hand to signal\*

[05:20] <Geoff> \*bounces ball in hand and confidently smirks at Duncan\*

[05:20] <Izzy> \*looks at Duncan menacingly\*

[05:20] <Leshawna> \*evilly grins at Duncan and holds up ball\*

[05:20] <Duncan> \*gulps\*

[05:20] <Courtney> Good night, Duncan. \*facepalms\*

[05:20] <@ChefHatchet> NOW! \*whistles\*

[05:20] <Izzy> \*throws ball at Duncan\*

[05:20] <Leshawna> \*throws ball at Duncan\*

[05:20] <Geoff> \*throws ball at Duncan\*

[05:20] <Duncan> AUGH!! \*is pelted by dodgeballs\*

[05:20] <Duncan> \*squirms on the ground in pain\* Ugh...

[05:20] <@ChefHatchet> Bass win the round!

[05:20] <Izzy> YES!

[05:20] <Izzy> GO TEAM! :D \*high fives Geoff\*

[05:21] <Leshawna> Ha! Didn't they teach you how to dodge in juvie??

[05:21] <@ChefHatchet> Both of y'all have two minutes to discuss y'alls team things.

[05:21] <Alejandro> \*elbows Noah\* Looks like you’re up.

[05:21] <Noah> Pfft, as if.

[05:21] <@ChefHatchet> Oh yeah, and you can't sit out twice in a row!

[05:21] <Alejandro> \*smirks\*

[05:21] <Noah> \*glares at Chef\* I guess I can play...

[05:21] <Izzy> I wanna play again! >:(

[05:21] <Leshawna> Well, imma have to take a break y'all, this booty can only shake so much. \*fans herself\*

[05:21] <Alejandro> Oh, of course my lady! \*let's Leshawna sit\*

[05:21] <Geoff> I'll sit out with Leshawna!

[05:21] <Leshawna> \*sits her perfect behind down and winks at Geoff playfully\*

[05:21] <Alejandro> Alright then. Let’s go team!

[05:21] <Noah> \*yawns\* Let's not flop too hard.

[05:21] <Izzy> We got this!

[05:22] <@ChefHatchet> \*screen flashes to the Gophers’ side\*

[05:22] <Topher> I SIT OUT!

[05:22] <Topher> LOOK AT MY FACE! \*sobs\*

[05:22] <Duncan> Sure, who else?

[05:22] <Ennui> \*blankly\* I'll sit out, as much as it devastates me.

[05:22] <Ennui> I'm assuming I can’t severely hurt anyone with these things, so what’s the point.

[05:22] <Courtney> Uh... ok.

[05:22] <Courtney> \*shoves Leonard\* That means you’re up, Leonard, and you better actually THROW the ball.

[05:22] <Leonard> I will! Don't doubt my abilities; I have proven myself to be very competent!

[05:23] <@ChefHatchet> \*blows whistle\* Alrighty then, Death and Deather are sitting out as well as Fatty and Dummy! Now, on yo mark...

[05:23] <Noah> Yeah let's throw some murder balls. \*rolls eyes\*

[05:23] <@ChefHatchet> Get set...

[05:23] <Leonard> Prepare to face the powers of this dark warlock!

[05:23] <@ChefHatchet> Go! \*blows whistle\*

[05:23] <Izzy> \*throws ball at Taylor\*

[05:23] <Taylor> \*screams\*

[05:23] <Taylor> \*dodges and cowers in fear\*

[05:23] <Courtney> Oh no you don't! \*throws ball at Izzy\*

[05:23] <Duncan> \*throws ball at Izzy\*

[05:23] <Leonard> Fireball! \*throws ball at Izzy\*

[05:23] <Izzy> O\_O Meep-- \*is demolished by dodgeballs\*

[05:23] <Noah> \*struggles to pick ball\* Ugh, this is ridiculous. \*throws ball at Leonard\*

[05:23] <Leonard> \*is hit in the face\* Ow! This isn't gym class! \*falls on ground\*

[05:23] <Alejandro> That’s it amigo!\*throws ball at Duncan\*

[05:24] <Duncan> \*tries to dodge but is hit\* Oof! \*hits the ground\* Aw come on!

[05:24] <@ChefHatchet> Izzy, Leonard, and Duncan are out!

[05:24] <Leshawna> Whoo! That's right string bean, show them what you got!!

[05:24] <Noah> \*awkwardly\* Uh, thanks. Now let's see if you keep that enthusiasm when I'm the last one left.

[05:24] <@ChefHatchet> \*blows whistle\*

[05:24] <@ChefHatchet> BEGIN!

[05:24] <Courtney> Take this you hot freak! \*throws ball at Alejandro\*

[05:24] <Alejandro> \*catches ball\* Aw, so sorry, better luck next time. ;)

[05:24] <Courtney> UGH!

[05:24] <Courtney> Taylor, you have to--

[05:24] <Bridgette> \*throws ball at Taylor\*

[05:24] <Alejandro> \*throws ball at Taylor\*

[05:24] <Noah> \*throws ball at Taylor\*

[05:24] <Taylor> Aaah! \*is steamrolled by dodgeballs\*

[05:24] <Courtney> \*facepalms\*

[05:24] <@ChefHatchet> And the Bass win yet again. \*eyeroll\*

[05:25] <Alejandro> Woo-hoo! \*hugs Noah strongly\* Good going amigo!

[05:25] <Noah> \*strains\*

[05:25] <Alejandro> Uh... oh... sorry... \*lets go\*

[05:25] <Noah> Woah...

[05:25] <Noah> I did it? \*stunned\*

[05:25] <Izzy> Go team!

[05:25] <@ChefHatchet> Y'all Gophers need to step up y'alls games.

[05:25] <Leonard> \*still crying on the floor\* I think I chipped a tooth...

[05:25] <Taylor> Ugh, we are so screwed... I can't do this anymore. :(

[05:25] <Courtney> Hmph. Well I'm sitting out. I deserve it after competing in TWO rounds.

[05:25] <Courtney> (CONF) And so I can blame our loss on everyone else if we lose.

[05:25] <Duncan> Oh, does the princess need a pillow?

[05:25] <Courtney> I'll SMACK YOU with the pillow if you don't get away from me.

[05:26] <@ChefHatchet> \*screen flashes to the Bass' side\*

[05:26] <Noah> Ok here's the deal. Bridgette and Izzy can sit out.

[05:26] <Noah> Me, Al, Leshawna, and Geoff will play.

[05:26] <Bridgette> Whoa, really? \*sits on the bench\* Cool, Noah.

[05:26] <Izzy> Okay!

[05:26] <Leshawna> Wait, you actually WANT to play, Noah?

[05:26] <Noah> Well... I uh...

[05:26] <Noah> I'm actually doing okay, so yeah.

[05:26] <Leshawna> \*punches lightly on arm\* Good on ya' string bean!

[05:26] <Alejandro> \*is shocked\* That's the spirit Noah, that's the spirit.

[05:26] <Noah> \*blushes\* Thanks... but, let's stay focused.

[05:26] <@ChefHatchet> \*screen flashes back to the Gophers’ side\*

[05:27] <Taylor> Uh, I'll sit out too.

[05:27] <Ennui> \*looks around\* Do I have to play.

[05:27] <Ennui> (CONF) Every time the teacher made us play Dodgeball at school, I would injure the other people and they'd never come to school again... I shouldn't play.

[05:27] <Leonard> I can't play either... \*has PTSD from middle school dodgeball\*

[05:27] <Taylor> Look dorks, just pretend that the other team is the locker you get shoved in, and the ball is you!

[05:27] <Courtney> Taylor, that's not encouraging.

[05:27] <Courtney> Say it more like this. \*clears throat\*

[05:27] <Courtney> BREAK THEIR SHOULDERS, LOSERS.

[05:27] <Ennui> \*deadpan fright\*

[05:27] <Taylor> Yeah! Just WIN or we're voting you off. \*shoves ball in Ennui and Leonard's hands\*

[05:27] <Duncan> Look, Ennui can't sit out twice anyway, and Sir Dorkus is having a panic attack. So let him sit.

[05:27] <Taylor> WHAT. And have ME compete again? Fine, but BARF. :(

[05:27] <@ChefHatchet> Prissy chick and prissy loser sit out for the Gophers, and Crazy and Blondie for the Bass.

[05:28] <@ChefHatchet> GO!

[05:28] <Alejandro> \*throws ball at Ennui\*

[05:28] <Ennui> \*goes to throw ball, is hit\* Oh.

[05:28] <Taylor> Ugh, back off already! \*throws ball at Alejandro\*

[05:28] <Duncan> Yeah take this, La Cucaracha! \*throws ball at Alejandro\*

[05:28] <Alejandro> \*catches Taylor's ball\* Ha! \*Duncan's ball hits him right in the face\* AH!

[05:28] <Topher> Yeah!

[05:28] <Leshawna> I got pretty boy!

[05:28] <Topher> Uh oh. \*gulps\*

[05:28] <Leshawna> \*throws ball at Topher\*

[05:28] <Geoff> Sorry bro! \*throws ball at Topher\*

[05:28] <Topher> \*is hit\* No!!

[05:28] <Duncan> Ugh! Come on guys! \*turns to his hit teammate\* You're seriously gonna let these guys punk--

[05:28] <Noah> \*throws ball at Duncan\*

[05:28] <Duncan> \*is hit in hard in the back of the head\* YEOUCH!!

[05:28] <@ChefHatchet> \*blows whistle\* Alejandro, Topher, Ennui, and Duncan are out so far!

[05:29] <@ChefHatchet> Bass just need to get one more person out and they win the whole thang!

[05:29] <Duncan> \*walks over to the bench defeated\* I can't believe this crap, man!

[05:29] <Courtney> Neither can I. We are LOSING and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

[05:29] <Duncan> Can it Courtney! I don't see you offering any ideas! >.>

[05:29] <Courtney> DO BETTER!

[05:29] <Taylor> \*gulps and looks over to her team\* Uh, guys, what am I supposed to do?!

[05:29] <Courtney> Just stay strong Taylor! You're outnumbered, but I believe in you!

[05:29] <Taylor> \*looks over to the Bass\*

[05:29] <Leshawna> \*sassily raises eyebrow\*

[05:29] <Noah> \*looks confident for once\*

[05:29] <@ChefHatchet> Ready...

[05:29] <@ChefHatchet> \*blows whistle\*

[05:30] <Taylor> Ugh! \*throws ball at Leshawna\*

[05:30] <Leshawna> \*is hit\* OW! Oh NO you didn’t!

[05:30] <Geoff> \*throws ball at Taylor\*

[05:30] <Taylor> Ah! \*catches ball\* Ohmygosh!

[05:30] <Noah> \*throws ball at Taylor\*

[05:30] <Taylor> \*bounces ball off with her ball\*

[05:30] <Taylor> \*ball bounces back and forth through the arena walls\*

[05:30] <Noah> Whoa! \*ducks\*

[05:30] <Taylor> \*still gets hit by the ball and falls to the ground\* Ow!

[05:30] <Noah> \*gets up and sees her knocked out\* Oh...

[05:30] <Noah> We won?

[05:30] <@ChefHatchet> And thanks to scrawny boy, the Bass win again!

[05:30] <Duncan> What? We lost to that loser?!

[05:30] <Leonard> \*sighs from bench\* We lost... again...

[05:30] <Bridgette> Yay!

[05:31] <Leshawna> Way to go Noah! Whoo!

[05:31] <Alejandro> I'm really surprised! And so very proud! \*to Noah\*

[05:31] <Noah> \*feigns indifference\* Y-yeah, you’re welcome or whatever-- Whoa! \*team picks him up in celebration\*

[05:31] <@ChefHatchet> \*Bass cheer as they carry Noah off\* Humph, kid’s got spunk.

[05:31] <Noah> (CONF) \*wide eyed\* I... did it... and I'm... I'm actually proud. Don't judge me... it's not like I care what they think... but I did it so... hah. \*slightly smiles\*

[05:31] <Taylor> (CONF) \*crying\* I... I put up such a HEROIC effort. This is the hardest I've like, ever worked... \*sniffles\* and we LOSE? Are my... life achievements and TROPHIES for nothing? If I go home... I just... I can't even!

[05:31] <Taylor> (CONF) \*wipes tears\* DON'T LOOK AT ME! \*punches camera\*

[05:31] <Ennui> (CONF) Well, I’m probably going home. All those years of gym abuse, down the toilet. \*deadpan sadness\*

[05:31] <Duncan> (CONF) I wouldn't be surprised or blame my team if I went home tonight. I was being clumsy, so what can I say?

[05:31] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS CABINS --

[05:31] <Taylor> \*crying under blankets in cabin\*

[05:32] <Ennui> \*walks into cabin and stares at Taylor\*

[05:32] <Ennui> What happened?

[05:32] <Ennui> Did somebody die?

[05:32] <Taylor> Yeah, my CONFIDENCE. \*bawls\*

[05:32] <Taylor> And DIGNITY.

[05:32] <Courtney> It's okay, Taylor, stop crying.

[05:32] <Taylor> And now... \*wipes tears\* I'm going home, aren't I?

[05:32] <Courtney> Er... \*pats Taylor's back\* No, of course not.

[05:32] <Taylor> B-but I'm SO good at everything. And I like, totally screwed this up, which I like, NEVER do. :(

[05:32] <Courtney> People make mistakes. E-even me...

[05:32] <Taylor> \*gasps\*

[05:33] <Courtney> (CONF) What? I had to say SOMETHING to make her stop.

[05:33] <Taylor> Whoa, YOU admitting that?

[05:33] <Courtney> \*wipes tear\* Miss "Bossy CIT everything is about me" Perfect? \*giggles\* What's gotten into you?

[05:33] <Courtney> \*scoffs\* Nothing, you just need to stop beating yourself up. Now come on, you need to get up. \*pulls Taylor out of bed\*

[05:33] <Taylor> Just t-tell me I'm not going home, okay?

[05:33] <Courtney> You're not going home. Stop crying.

[05:33] <Taylor> Alright, alright... \*sighs\* Just hold me? :(

[05:33] <Courtney> What?!

[05:33] <Taylor> Hug me you oaf!

[05:33] <Taylor> (CONF) Ugh... I'm never emotional. This is like barf and gross and vomit all mixed together.

[05:34] <Courtney> \*awkwardly hugs Taylor\*

[05:34] <Ennui> \*is still there\* ...Affection is gross. Show some public decency. \*walks out of cabin to see the other boys\*

[05:34] <Topher> \*slicking back hair\* Ah! Nice and clean. And my makeup is finally perfect so I can FINALLY relax before the elimination ceremony.

[05:34] <Courtney> \*walks out of cabin with Taylor\* Speaking of which, what are we even gonna do about tonight?

[05:34] <Leonard> \*glares at Duncan\* Well, I wonder why we lost today, hmm??

[05:34] <Duncan> \*sighs\* ...I know, it's my fault. I admit it.

[05:34] <Topher> \*gasps\* Did he just get humble?

[05:34] <Leonard> Oh... \*shocked\*

[05:34] <Leonard> That's, uh, good for you??

[05:34] <Duncan> \*looks glum and shrugs\* Thanks.

[05:34] <Leonard> (CONF) Duncan admitting he did something wrong? Maybe the fiend has turned a new leaf. I knew my wizard's charm would eventually come into effect. I spent many rupees getting my level upgraded from that online shop vendor!

[05:34] <Courtney> (CONF) Duncan's being humble, Taylor's being vulnerable, and I'M being considerate?! How many dodgeballs to the head did we take today?!

[05:35] <@Chris> -- CAMPFIRE CEREMONY --

[05:35] <@Chris> Hey losers, ready for another bonfire? For the umpteenth time??? \*spins marshmallow plate delightfully\*

[05:35] <Courtney> Shut UP, Chris.

[05:35] <Leonard> \*sighs\* Whatever.

[05:35] <Duncan> My time has come. \*rolls eyes\* Don't mind leaving.

[05:35] <@Chris> Alright, blah blah blah, you know the rules, MARSHMALLOW TIME!

[05:35] <@Chris> First marshmallow....

[05:35] <@Chris> Leonard.

[05:35] <Leonard> Really? \*smiles\*

[05:35] <@Chris> Just as shocked as you are. \*tosses marshmallow\*

[05:35] <Leonard> \*eats marshmallow and glares at everyone else\*

[05:35] <Leonard> I was able to divine this into happening, thank you very much!

[05:36] <@Chris> Topher....

[05:36] <@Chris> Taylor!!

[05:36] <@Chris> And...Ennui. \*tosses marshmallows\*

[05:36] <Taylor> \*gasps\* Phew. OMG!

[05:36] <Ennui> \*eats\*

[05:36] <@Chris> Courtney and Duncan, you both are aggressive and jerky. In another universe you'd be a match made in Heaven.

[05:36] <Courtney> >.> As IF.

[05:36] <Duncan> \*glares back then shrugs\*

[05:36] <@Chris> But for now the final marshmallow goes to.....

[05:36] <@Chris> ........Actually, what did the votes say again? \*pulls out sheet of paper\*

[05:37] <@Chris> \*reads the votes\* Wait... what?

[05:37] <Ennui> Hm???

[05:37] <@Chris> It’s... a tie?!?!

[05:37] <Courtney> WHAT?!

[05:37] <Leonard> :O

[05:37] <Duncan> How?!

[05:37] <@Chris> Three votes for Duncan, three for Courtney. Huh.

[05:37] <@Chris> Now this is something unprecedented, and we really don't know what we should do.

[05:37] <@Chris> So please hold on while I call the producers and figure this out. \*pulls out cellphone\* What now?!

[05:38] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Duncan and Courtney on opposite sides of the area\*

[05:38] <@Chris> Alright campers, in the event of a tie, we must go into a tiebreaker challenge. Since today was dodgeball, we have a special challenge in mind.

[05:38] <@Chris> \*puts a giant crate of dodgeballs next to each of them\*

[05:38] <@Chris> For the challenge, you have to dig through your crates and find the golden ball of safety. Find it, then throw it at your opponent and eliminate them from the game for good. Understood?

[05:38] <Courtney> \*fiercely\* Yes!

[05:38] <Duncan> Bring it on!

[05:38] <@Chris> And... GO!

[05:38] <Courtney> \*DIVES INTO CRATE AND STARTS DIGGING\*

[05:38] <Duncan> \*digs through the balls\*

[05:38] <Courtney> Come on! It has to be here somewhere!

[05:38] <Taylor> Come on Court you can do it!

[05:38] <Ennui> Whoo, go Duncan.

[05:38] <Duncan> I ain't givin' up yet toots! \*digs\* Come on, where is this stupid thing?!

[05:39] <Courtney> \*gasps\* I see it! \*digs ferociously and grabs golden ball\* YES!

[05:39] <Duncan> Crap!

[05:39] <Courtney> \*chucks dodgeball upside his head\*

[05:39] <Duncan> OW! \*glares\*

[05:39] <@Chris> AND DUNCAN LOSES!

[05:39] <Courtney> Yes!

[05:39] <Duncan> \*sighs\*Guess that’s it then.

[05:39] <Courtney> \*looks over at Duncan a bit sympathetic\*

[05:39] <Taylor> Bye Duncan. See ya never. ;)

[05:39] <@Chris> Sorry bro, it’s time to walk the dock, but hey, don’t beat yourself up too much.

[05:40] <Duncan> \*scoffs and starts walking off \* Whatever, as if I’d get broken up over some stupid dodgeball game. \*sniffles\* Good luck or whatever. \*walks down the dock\*

[05:40] <Leonard> \*blows raspberry at Duncan\*

[05:40] <Topher> (conf) Wow, I actually kinda feel bad for the guy...

[05:40] <@Chris> And with that, bad boy Duncan is gone! Who will win next? Find out next time.

[05:40] <@Chris> On TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND.