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Episode 6

**Space Man, Getting Space Jammed, pt 2** is the sixth episode of Season 1 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime, and another example of the producers trying to turn the show into a sports shounen anime.

## Description

The description of this episode for TV guides and the back of DVD collection boxes read as follows:

*Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout has to win a space jam against the universe's greatest B-Ball Master: Godzilla. (He fails.)*
This description was unusual for telling people outright that Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout loses against his opponent in the episode. It was also technically false, since the end of the Galactic League of Basketball Legends match ended on a cliffhanger that was not resolved or even adressed by the next episode. Strictly speaking there was no clear winner.

## Summary

Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout plays basketball against Godzilla and everybody watches. Somehow the fate of the world comes into the balance and rides on Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's victory. Nothing else of note happens and the entire episode is bad panning shots of basketball, character's reacting to situations, monologues, and bad montages with bad music. The episode ends unceremoniously with a still frame of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout attempting to slam-dunk the ball into the hoop while Godzilla moves to stop him while the timer ticks to zero from three seconds.

## Trivia

* Hot damn I love me some Chunky's Chicken.
* In another filler episode later it's said that Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout fell into a coma after the game and this later became a plot device
Episode 401

**The Masked Terror: Burning-Skulking Ninja Armourd Clown Spy Rises!** sure is an episode of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime. Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout finally faces off with Burning-Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy in it, too.

## Summary

The battle between Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy takes a turn for the worse, as Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy gets his hands on the Red Demon mask! Upon donning it, he gains it's dark powers, and becomes Burning-Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy!

In this new form, Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy gains dark powers beyond recognition, becomes more powerful than any foe Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout has ever faced in previous seasons, and is really, really strong! Like, he could probably pick a truck off it's back wheels! Or dig a hole all by himself! Like, a really deep hole!

If Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour Scout plans to defeat him, he'll have to go train for twelve episodes with five different old people and his dad, who will teach him how to perfect his Hyper-Edge Mode. Meanwhile, his useless teammates will have to fight off Burning-Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy and get their asses beat, even when they use their most powerful attacks!

It'll be up toBrooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout to finish his training, perfect Hyper-Edge Mode, ignore his not-girlfriend, and stare at bad guys while grunting and thinking about how he has to avenge his friends for getting their asses kicked like dumbasses. Also, the girl does a thing! Who knows what it could be!? Maybe she heals someone? Maybe she just has a really absurd upskirt? How knows? Maybe it'll be the one meme that come out of this show that everyone's like "Aw man, what the hell is this from?" and then they watch this one episode and say something about that meme in the comments section on YouTube like everyone else, and they never watch any other episode of this show. What a shame.

## Trivia

* Krunkidile actually intended this episode as a political statement against the threat of mutually-assured destruction in the event of global thermo-nuclear war, but Ultra Satan was against it, so instead we get to see some anime dweebs fight over a demon mask.
Episode 2

**Fear The Clown** is the second episode of Season 1 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime. The episode introduces Dengar Dangerous and Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy.

## Summary

There's a bully hanging around Choco-Taco Academy. Dengar Dangerous is a tough guy who has the hots for Betty, and he's challenging Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout to a fight. Will Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout be able to successfully ignore Betty and punch this guy in the face for being... well, a jerk? Is there something else amiss? And who is the mysterious figure who was watching him the entire time?

## Trivia

* This episode marks the first appearance of Dengar Dangerous, as well as the first appearance of Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy who does not appear again until the Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy saga.
	+ Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy is referred to in the episode as "Some narcissistic, crazy clown" by Dengar.
Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout

**Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout** (ポーﾝ ・フルyクオオック・パウァー ・キル ・スカウト *Poon Furuykuookku Pauaa Kiru Sukauto*) is a chess-obsessed, absolutely pathetic enemy of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout.

## Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout

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What Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout looked like before his chess phase

## History

He first appeared in Season 5, Episode 14 as a guy who plays chess in a dumb suit. However, later into the series he won one a bunch of power nugget-infused needles while playing a game of chess against Fredgar, who somehow almost won the game while having only a pawn for its entirety. After he injected himself with the needles, he discovered that they were dirty, and that he would die soon. He then dedicated the remainder of his life to destroy Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, because he had once insulted his vintage chess set and said checkers was a better game.

He lured Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout into his pawn themed lair to fight him on his own terms, only to discover the Brooding Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's power nuggets were chess-proof! He was promptly defeated, given a spanking, and was then banished to Ultra Satan Hell. No one ever found out why he was called a fry cook.

Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout returned in season 14 to challenge Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout to battle again. Having perfected his chess related powers into board game related powers, Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout proceeded to attempt to fight Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout. Despite his best efforts, Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout was easily defeated. Fredgar also learned from Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout that Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout had cheated during their game of chess in order to claim victory (a revelation that causes Fredgar to remind Pawn-Frycook-Power-Kill-Scout that cheating rightfully earned him dirty needles).
Episode 403

**The Creature from Ultra-Satan Hell: Brooding vs the Imp!** is the 30th episode of Season 9 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime and the 403rd episode overall. It marks the final episode of the Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy saga.

## Summary

Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout returns to Suijinn Temple after the battle in Episode 401 and the acquisition of the dual Buster Scooty-Booty Blades in Episode 402. He is shocked at the sudden appearence of Hellish-Arcane-Assassin-Imp, a dimension-hopping trickster from Ultra-Satan-Hell.

In a burst of exposition which Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout does not understand until subliminally processed, he reveals a few random "facts": The universe *is not in fact powered by the Mountain Dew Radiation, but by Epic Sauce* (this is a lie), as well as a few other random facts, trying to paint Ultra-Satan-Hell and MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL in a better light.

Then for some reason he tries to convince Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout to join the Hell-Satan's side, to which Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout readies his swords in anger. As Hellish-Arcane-Assassin-Imp readies his Ebonstone Soul Blades, the scene cuts to Betty in her apartment, who sees an energy burst from her bathroom window and squawks loudly. This episode then foreshadow a new villain at the end of the episode by cutting to MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL and having the new villain say something vague and cryptic (which still doesn't make much sense even if you watch the saga he's the villain of).
GEATHJERK Federation

**The GEATHJERK Federation**, referred to as the **Alien Bastards** by Rear Admiral Fights, are a bunch of Communist jerks from space who are a geath (**g**uild of **e**vil **a**liens **t**errorizing **h**umanity) and also dwarves. They came to ~~Earth~~ wherever the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime takes place during Episode 41 because they wanted to take everyone's hard-earned cash, install a harsh Communist government "to liberate the working class", and kidnap Betty for some reason.

However, by showing up during Fights' saga, they shattered his fragile ego and he went on a rampage due to the amount of screen time that he isn't featured in due to them, giving almost all of the Federation's higher-ups wedgies and taking their lunch money. He even gave their then-2nd-Class Commander a very fatal swirly, requiring them to find a replacement (even though she wasn't Communist or a dwarf like the rest of them). They retreated at the beginning of Episode 42 and returned to exact revengeance during the third season of the anime. They were obviously defeated in a timely manner, in fact they were defeated so quickly that they weren't even mentioned in name of the episode in which they appeared, nor did they appear in its description.

In the manga they did not return after their original defeat by Rear Admiral Fights. What they actually did was attempt to repair their 2nd-Class Commander and accidentally summoned the spirit of Yor, the hunter from the future, who violently slaughtered their reputations and cast them into the realm of really obscure C movies.

## GEATHJERK Membership

Currently-known members:

* Doc, Supreme Commander
* Grumpy, First-Class Commander
* Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass, Second-Class Commander
* Sleepy, Third-Class Commander
* Bashful, Fourth-Class Commander
* Sneezy, Fifth-Class Commander
* Dopey, Sixth-Class Commander

Former members:

* Happy, Former Second-Class Commander: Killed by Rear Admiral Fights drowning him during a swirly.
* Jergingha, Former Supreme Commander: Robot Jesus killed her 65 million years ago in order to protect his favorite planet.
Aleisyr

Motto
 Demonym
 Language
 Leader

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* Founded December 3rd, 2003
* Joined the NPO December 10th, 2003
* NPO Senator (09/07/13 - Present)
* Previous Positions
	+ Secretary of Defense (Aurora Borealis Province)
	+ Lieutenant of the Pacific Militia
	+ Lt. Commander of the Pacific Militia
	+ Dean of the Pacific University
	+ Pacific Tribune
Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Movie

**Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout the Movie: 'Mortal Boob Fest'** was the first theatrical film in the original, non-canonical trilogy of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout movies to be created. The main villian was a new enemy called Parading-Gun-Drill-Mirror-Shovel-Soldier who attempted to steal Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's power and kidnapped Betty.

It did so poorly in American theaters that all following Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout movies have hitherto only been published on Betamax.
Episode 94

**Omega Hemisphere Collapse, Part 1 Also a flashback arc starts** is the 94th episode of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime. This episode focuses on the Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout battling Demo Drunkenstein in his fortress. This episode is notorious for being the beginning of an incredibly long fight that spanned 10 episodes. It wasn't even the finale of the saga so most people think that this fight scene was an incredible waste of time.

## Summary

Following the events of the previous episode, Demo Drunkenstein has taken over Choco Taco Academy and imprisoned most of the Scoutlings. Demo Drunkenstein has delved into the choco taco mines and reclaimed his 200% Alcohol liquor, a powerful item that allows Demo Drunkenstein's power to achieve new heights! Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout approaches the school ready to battle Demo Drunkenstein and free his "friends" from their captivity! Here Demo Drunkenstein wastes no time and in a demonstration of his new power unleashes his new powers. As the battle goes on Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout realizes that without his comrades he will be unable to defeat Demo Drunkenstein. Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout must figure out how to free his allies before the entire area is destroyed by Demo Drunkenstein's incredible power! As the fight goes on Demoknight Drunkman of Elderberries thinks about his past with Demo Drunkenstein and thinks about whether or not he should get involved.

## Trivia

* The writer died after writing this episode
Ténèbres Envoûtantes

**Ténèbres Envoûtantes** est un mâle aux muscles fins et agile, à l'épais pelage doré et aux grands yeux noirs.

**Apprenti** : Nuage Envoûtant
**Guerrier** : Ténèbres Envoûtantes
**Mère** : Inconnue, décédée
**Compagne :** Fleur Empoisonnée
**Fille** : Décédée
 **Mentor** : Inconnu
**Succédé par** : Tempête Sanglante

## '*DIVER'***S** [2]

Ténèbres Envoûtantes tient son nom de ses prunelles noires.

Il est tombé amoureux d'une femelle du Clan de la Mort, avec laquelle il a eu deux petits. Il n'a vu sa fille qu'une fois car elle est morte peu après sa naissance, et son fils deux fois, dont l'une à sa première assemblée.
Scoutkenn

**Scoutkenn** is a seemingly impossible form of martial arts that allows the Power Nuggets raw energy to be harnessed. Scoutkenn is notorious for requiring a lot of training, filler, and yelling.

Scoutkenn was named after the ancient Scoutkenn master, Scout-Kenn, who was the brother of Robot Jesus.

## Backstory

According to legend Scout-Kenn was busy chilling in his house which was on a desert asteroid. Suddenly a dude named Chapstaniel came flying out of empty space! Chapstaniel apparently had heard that Scout-Kenn had perfected the use of Power Nuggets. Scout-Kenn, being the poor sap he is, decided that he would quickly come up with some kind of martial art in order to get Chapstaniel to go away.

So Scout-Kenn used his power nuggets to dropkick Chapstaniel to where ever Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout was and, for unexplained plot reasons, Chapstaniel learned everything Scout-Kenn knew about Scoutkenn from being dropkicked, thus becoming the first student of Scoutkenn. Chapstaniel later taught Scoutkenn to the natives of Matsubatsu Town in order to fight Hell-Satans.
The Scooty-Booty Blade

The **Scooty-Booty Blade** is the signature weapon of Brooding-Ninja Highschool-Parkour-Scout. It is not only an incredibly sharp weapon, capable of cutting through metal when needed (although it somehow becomes blunt when it comes in contact with another person, except on very rare circumstances), but also capable of channeling Power Nuggets. For some reason, bad guys do not EVER attempt to take it from Brooding-Ninja Highschool-Parkour-Scout, despite its awesome power.

It is thought that it is really just a normal sword that Brooding-Ninja Highschool-Parkour-Scout won in a lottery, although he denies this aggressively when asked (such as the "Death Poodle" incident, which ended with over 5,000 direct deaths and god knows how many suicides) and will almost certainly tell you he found it in some ancient ruins. Another theory is that Fredgar gave it to him as a memento.

An alternate name for this sword is Kasanumenatakunainami9000 MK2. Which is, in retrospect, a bit of a mouthful.
Episode 8

**The Beach Episode** is the eighth episode of Season 1 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime. In this episode, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and the Scoutlings go to the Matsubatsu Beach to have some fun in the sun.

## Summary

After an exhausting day of nobody really caring about Betty's heartfelt, emotional confession, Zippy Danger wants to go to Matsubatsu Beach to wind down and insists on dragging the rest of the Scoutlings along. Obligatory fanservice ensues, mostly involving Betty and a tentacle robot.

## Trivia

* Despite having a lot of screen time, Rear Admiral Fights had no lines in this episode, as he spent the whole episode standing around with his arms folded looking serious. Unsurprisingly, the episode is considered to have some of the greatest character development for Fights in the whole series.
* Many of the enslaved animators and hack writers make cameos in this episode as grains of sand.
Episode 251

## Summary

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Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy, driven by lust for revenge and by urge to go to bathroom, rushed his way through highschools dorm to have his revenge on Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout before his bladder give him another reason for revenge.

## Trivia

Known as "that one episode, where Betty have been killed five times by Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom"
The 90908

> *"Sometimes, life itself may seem meaningless. Sometimes, the world seems broken and humanity confused. Sometimes the waffles are off the shelves. It's at moments like those that I ponder eternity along with our place in it, and think; I could seriously go for some pizza right now."*
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An enigmatic being who is known across space and time as The 90908. He is the glorious founder of this establishment and generally a really cool dude. Zippy Danger and Robot Jesus know of his existence an sometimes they go to a bar to play poker. He is always watching and appears in a hallucinogenic

epiphany scene while Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is dreaming one time. His username always somehow involves "90908", starting out from a dumb Minecraft (yes, a shame that sits upon his shoulders forever) account. To this day, people still question his choice of username.
Gul'dan

Gul'dan is the series' chimp handler. He is responsible for the care and training of all chimps on the set, including, but not limited to, the fel-demon chimps used as extras in Bananarama-Sama's army, as well as the super-mega-ultra-chimp from Episode 461. He was said to have been consumed by something slimy but he shows up to work everyday so nobody cares whether or not it's the real Gul'dan.

In his spare time, he enjoys bug collecting, cake decorating, and plotting to take over Draenor and re-activate the Dark Portal.
Ultra Satan

**Ultra Satan** (taking the form of a young school-age boy named **"Johnny Test"**) is the dark overlord producer that oversees and funds the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime, and he is, along with Krunkidile, the driving force behind all the character and plot development choices in the show.

His described rationale for changing important plot-points is based on "What kids are into these days," and for making unnecessary adjustments to the original character designs based on "What my wrinkly dick is into these days."

Ultra Satan is a shapeshifter. Its "true" and most widely used form is that of a boy with flaming hair and a need to exclaim about how "radical" he is every five seconds.

Ultra-Satan-Hell is named after Ultra Satan.
Power Noodles

**Power Noodles** are an alternative source of supernatural power for those allergic to or otherwise unable to use Power Nuggets. While they work in much the same way, being chunks of Mountain Dew radiation that manifests as random powers that don't make any sense scientifically within organic life-forms, they can be utilized in smaller, more concentrated doses when compared to Power Nuggets. They are weaker, however, as shown in the fight between Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man during Season 1 Episode 16.

Unlike Power Nuggets, screaming does not make them any more powerful, but nobody actually knows that. Or do they?
Episode 82

**The Ultimate Bone Kenpo Special Technique! Rear Admiral Fights’ Terrifying Power!** is the first episode of Season 5 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime, and the 82nd episode overall.

## Description

The subtitle of the episode for TV guides was "There Is No Way He Could Have Done It This Time Again Before!!" The unusually-straightforward accompanying description read:

*In the midst of the Hell portal, Brooding-Ninja-High-School-Parkour-Scout faces his Middle School Rival-Turned-Superpowered-Main-Villain-Of-The-Arc, Rear Admiral Fights! But can his recently discovered Stand Aura Jutsu Overdrive technique stand up to Rear Admiral Fights’ Ultimate Bone Kenpo Korodama, Akuma No Te?!*
*Of course it bloody well can. This arc’s been going on for at least sixty episodes already. You’ve already seen most of Rear Admiral Fights’ tragic backstory so he’ll probably become a main character, if that wasn’t obvious enough. I mean, he doesn’t appear as a villain in the third opening, you should have put two and two together. Idiot.*
## Summary

After Rear Admiral Fights' defeat at the hands of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, the Scoutlings attempt to return to their normal lives. Rear Admiral Fights, somewhat upset at his previous defeat and annoyed by the admittedly justified lack of trust from the Scoutlings, attempts to win them over by showing off his power. Fights lures Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout to a hell portal in Matsubatsu Town and challenges him to a battle in an attempt to show off.

In the end, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout wins the fight, despite his massive incompetence and sulking for 20 minutes of the half-hour battle because he's the main character, *god damn it*.

## Trivia

* This episode marked the use of the third opening of the series.
	+ Strangely enough, most of the events in the new opening had already happened.
	+ The episode description mistakenly mentions that the third opening doesn't even show Rear Admiral as a bad guy, even though he is clearly the main antagonist in it.
* The manga retroactively explains away Rear Admiral Fights' absolute douche-baggery as a medical condition where he is physically incapable of not betraying his friends. In a flashback, he is shown to have undergone an expensive surgery to correct this, but the doctors were unable to completely remove his douche-sac, leaving a small residue of douche behind.
	+ The anime doesn't explain jack, so as far as fans of the anime know, Rear Admiral Fights is just a plain old douche for the sake of it. Way to ruin a character, Ultra Satan. Like, god.
Episode 16

**The Hell-Hole Man: Eve of the Counterattack, Part 3** is the 16th episode of season one of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime, and is also the longest at 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 16 seconds, almost as long as some of the feature films and one cutscene in Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game combined. This episode only features Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man.

## Summary

This episode covers the battle betweenBrooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and the Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man. Most of the episode is the two of them screaming at each other, but at the end Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout gains the higher pitch and stomps the Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man. Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man then reveals the shocking truth behind the attack and teleports away in a shower of Energy Noodles.

## Trivia

* In this episode Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's Japanese voice actor, Bitch Shinji, was killed after screaming into the microphone for two hours straight straight.
	+ Shinji was later revived thanks to Ultra Satan's experience in the Dark Arts. He made a full recovery.
* This is the first appearance of the rare Energy Noodles, an alternative to the Power Nuggets.
* Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man is not seen for twenty more seasons, despite the fight being concluded only four chapters later in the Manga. This made many fans of both "Saltier than the dead sea" at the next BNHPScon.
Things Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is Not Allowed to do

1. He is not to speak for more then 7 seconds at a time.
2. He is not allowed to break the fourth wall (except on Tuesdays).
3. He is not allowed to make fun of the enslaved animators.
4. He is not allowed to stop yelling in a battle once he starts until the battle is over.
5. He is not allowed to talk badly about Robot Jesus (Lest he be smited).
6. He is not to use any object capable of emitting fire.
7. He is not allowed to bring forth a being of pure power into this realm for the express purpose of calling him an idiot.
8. He is not allowed to be near any caffeine products. Mere presence is enough to bring about the apocalypse.
9. He is not allowed on sea-faring ships.
Chocolate Khan

**Chocolate Khan** (チョックレット ・カﾝ *Chokoretto Kan*) is the float of Dengar Dangerous, and once summoned, he does not ever stop screaming. He is a soldier always seen smoking a large cigar.

In an ironic twist of fate Chocolate Khan is actually more powerful than Football Master despite the fact that Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is a lot more powerful than Dengar. Due to Dengar's general lack of power in comparison to Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout or Zippy Danger, Chocolate Khan's power and fantastic burrito making skills are some of the only reasons the Scoutlings even keep Dengar around.

## Voice Actors

He is voiced by Peanut in the English dub. It is rumored that Peanuts got the job by shooting several of Ultra Satan's wage-slaves friends (the animators and writers) on a hunting expedition.

## History

Chocolate Khan was born in a box full of Mountain Dew Radiation and Power Nuggets while Robot Jesus was making burritos. While Robot Jesus was looking away Chocolate Khan consumed one of the burritos and gained god-like powers. Robot Jesus was slightly miffed at losing one of his burritos so he threw Chocolate Khan towards Matsubatsu Town as a light punishment. While floating in space Chocolate Khan learned of concepts like compassion as well as cooking.

## Personality

Despite his constant screaming Chocolate Khan is actually quite a nice float. He is always offering his support and is generally a very jovial person. Dengar, however, dislikes this as he believes that "it ruins my cool" and is futilely attempting to make Chocolate Khan more "edgy" to appeal to some of his friends.

## Powers & Abilities

* *Tactical-Tropic-Mango-Thunder-Airstrike* – Chocolate Khan summons a barrage of poisonous mangos while screaming that mangos are good for you. After this diversion, an actual airstrike of lasers destroys the surrounding area.
* *Cigar-Burning-Essay-Speech* – Chocolate Khan takes a speech written by Dengar and edited by Betty and screams it as loud as possible. The combined profanity, seagull noises, and generally uselessness has a tendency to force enemies to run away like long-legged, well-coordinated babies, to start inexplicably playing Sudoku, or to make their heads explode, largely depending on who wrote most of the speech.
* *Ultimate Burrito Blast* – Chocolate Khan uses his impressive cooking skills to create an array of burritos which Chocolate Khan then force-feeds to his enemies. Due to the contents of these burritos being Hell-Satan blood, rubber rice, and lighting beans, the combined power of the ingredients causes the enemies to explode, then implode.

## Trivia

* Peanuts has a very hard time voice-acting Chocolate Khan due to their personalities being polar opposites.
* Chocolate Khan enjoys Mondays.
* He only brings out his suit when things get serious
* Chocolate Khan enjoys reading about work
* Being around Chocolate Khan for extended period of time makes people very nervous yet deeply relaxed due to his constant screaming.
Fluffet

**Fluffet** (フルフェット *Furufetto*) is one of Bananarama-sama's seven Hell-Generals.

## History

When Bananarama had assembled his army/band, he did so with the best fighters and musicians he could. Beefo, the meat ogre, Gijizark, the cyborg samurai, Yetti, the headless demoness with the head of Betty's failed clone, Fredgar, Yetti's time and space transcending goat familiar, Enrique, and his cooler, better older brother, Enrique-Supreme banded together to make an elite fighting force that rocked harder than any force in the world.

During their first band meeting, when discussing what to order for lunch, Fluffet stepped out of the shadows and told them that they would never be the greatest army, or band so long as Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and his friends where still fighting the satans of the Ultra Hells. Nobody knew who the hell Fluffet was or how he got there, but she kept insisting he had always been in the band and began immediately establishing herself as top bitch.

His refusal to leave has ended with Bananarama and the other Hell-Generals just letting her stay there. His contributions to the team are undisputed, as she holds his own against Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, and all others who would dare stand against Bananarama and the Hell-Generals.

## Stupid Needs

For whatever reason, Fluffet has numerous needs that need to be tended to regularly to avoid becoming extremely aggrivated. These needs are tended to by Beefo, who has decided to aid him for whatever reason. Among them are:

* Constantly needing to drink tea to keep her teeth from becoming long, and his voice from becoming shrill and grating;
* Regular brushing of hair to keep her glorious locks from becoming dry, ratty dreadlocks;
* Random high-kicks while walking to keep his legs from spontaneously breaking due to lack of exercise;
* Keeping her mouth covered by a scarf to keep people from knowing what his nose looks like (somehow this makes it really easy to kill her).

## Powers & Abilities

Fluffet uses a strange gold-and-black saber which creates illusions of screaming corpses that wriggle about on the ground. He also uses her power nuggets to amplify his speed to move through time, allowing her to attack his enemies before she attacks his enemies. This causes a time paradox that... actually doesn't accomplish anything. However, the act that she is attacking his enemies is quite useful! And the Rube Goldberg approch is quite creative, if overdone slightly.

## Voice Actors

Fluffet is voiced by Jane Fucktouch on the English dub, and Fujiko Fakkutaachi in the Japanese dub.

## Trivia

* Fluffet is of indeterminable gender so her pronouns when other characters talk about him will alternate. No one in the show comments on this.
Episode 17

**The Obligatory Flashback Episode** is the 17th episode of Season 1. When it aired, everybody hated it. Nowadays, people still hate it.

## Summary

This episode flashed back to Dengar Dangerous's childhood for no good reason, showing a great fear of clowns and other circus horrors. Outside the flashback, at the beginning and end, Dengar Dangerous is shown walking along a seaside cliff, the sun setting on the horizon. Crying. Like the little baby man he is. At the very end of the episode, he is shown walking toward a circus tent, circus music playing in the background.

## Trivia

* His fear of clowns helps to explain the name Season 1 Episode 2: **Fear the Clown.**
* In Season 5 Episode 12 **(correct timeframe?)**, Ultra Satan created a whole flashback arc that earned the ire of fans, because it interfered with the battle of Demo Drunkenstein, which aired two months later.
* The riots caused by this episode were thankfully very minor, but the backlash was at least 9001x more intense than Betty's Feelings.
Introduction Saga

**The Introduction Saga** is the first *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* saga, as implied by the name. Its creation marked the start of the Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout fan phenomenon (or "*fan*-omenon"), which has since then expanded into exactly 2 shorts, a 15-second something, and a fake wiki. It's often praised by fans as "Fitting the rose-tinted specs perfectly", and "A godlike creation out of myth and song." It's the only saga not to focus on a single enemy or group of enemies, instead going for a "Monster of the week" formula that, whilst different from that which gained *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* its fame, is considered by many to be "Not that horrible"

## Plot

As previously mentioned the first saga is basically all setup and is about as predictable as one would think. Episodes follow the formula of:

1. Hell-Satan appears!
2. Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and company try to fight it!
3. They lose horribly!
4. Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout spends a while training, believing in himself, or some other moral plot convenience.
5. Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout fights again!
6. Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout wins.

The first saga did this for almost **every episode** until the finale which involved Rear Admiral Fights' betrayal, serving as sequel bait for the Rear Admiral Fights Saga. It also introduced how the MacGuffin Muffins exist and are apparently a *thing.*

Despite this, the first saga is considered one of the best sagas based on its character and development (in more ways than one, we're lookin at you, Betty) as well as not being entirely stupid 100% of the time. The overarching plot is also introduced through Rear Admiral Fights in this saga and the existence of the MacGuffin Muffins is lampshaded.

Interestingly enough, many of the major villains in future sagas can be seen either directly or are heavily mentioned in some of the episodes. This trend continued into season two and three. It is unknown if this is a prank by the enslaved animators on Ultra Satan or if this was something intended by the original writer. Many fans who were introduced to to the series after this arc (or had simply forgotten this arc due to it being largely uneventful) found these cameos strangely surreal.

## Trivia

* While people initially thought the anime would follow typical season length conventions, every saga after this one has had more or less than 24 episodes.
* One of the episodes in this saga triggered major unrest from fans that caused massive property damage around the world.
Yellow Metal

**Yellow Metal** is a kinda-sorta-maybe-magical alloy used to make theUnholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom.

## History

It was once mistaken for power nuggets when a minor (Yes, a minor, not a miner) bit into the mystical metal only to have all of his teeth turn to silver reefers. With this metal, the minor created the ultimate weapon in the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime, the Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom. That minor was killed off in his first and only appearance, in Episode ##?, before he was able to triumphantly announce his own name, backstory, and motivation for making the Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom in the first place.

## Production

The process to make Yellow Metal is actually fairly simple, but everyone in the series is either too dumb or to lazy to do it due to the fact that the metal in its raw, melty, cheesy state emits a powerful gas which makes anyone who inhales it "as high as a kite" (quoted from Doctor-Mad-Insane-Medic). You just melt copper and yellow food coloring in a microwave for 30 seconds, and you're done, with the ultimate alloy, Yellow Metal, at your fingertips. It took Doctor-Mad-Insane-Medic 25 whole years studying, procrastinating, and waking up in his neighbor's bathtub one too many times to discover this—what he was doing with a microwave in someone else's bathtub is anyone's guess.

## Applications

The metal has no other uses aside from the Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom and just a comparatively cheaper alternative to weed. It is occasionally speculated that the walls of the Piss Abyss are made of this material.
Rocky

## Helper Pup

As a helper pup, Rocky is trained to to rescue people and animals in rockslides. He is a member of the Mountain Pups!, along with Brick,Lea, Landslide, and Mudbud.

## Charecteristics

Rocky is a beagle with bright green eyes and short floppy ears. He has a black and brown and white body with a gray collar and a silver tag. He has a caramel colored nose.

## Catchphrases

"Can't nothin' stop this rockin' rollin' pup!"

"Things are about to get Rocky!" (suggested by HirePups&Collachdude)

"Let's get Rocky!" (suggested by Thelionguardlover8)
Шиншилла ДШ

**Шиншилла (англ. chinchilla longhair cat)** – это разновидность окраса персидских кошек, закрепившаяся за животными в прошлом столетии, когда были впервые выведены представители этой породы. В настоящее время считается отдельной породой кошек со своим стандартом. Родоначальниками этой породы считаются серебристые мраморные персидские кошки. Согласно стандарту, это хорошо сбалансированные кошки с круглой и массивной головой на короткой шее. Морда животного имеет круглую форму, выпуклый лоб, щеки полные, нос небольшой, курносый. Подбородок округлый, уши небольшие, с круглыми кончиками, глаза круглой формы, широко поставлены, интенсивно окрашены в тон шерсти.

Тело кошки среднее или крупное, может показаться немного приземистым. Грудь массивная, спина мускулистая, ровная, не допускаются признаки ожирения. Конечности персидской шиншиллы короткие и сильные, лапы массивные, круглой формы, хорошо опушенные, между пальцами есть пучки шерсти. Хвост короткий и прямой, он должен быть пропорциональным длине туловища. Шерстяной покров животного длинный, шелковистый, с тонкой и блестящей текстурой. Между передними конечностями есть шлейф, на шее – жабо.

## Происхождение кошек шиншилл и уход за ними

Впервые о кошках такой породы услышали в Англии в 1885 году после скрещивания серебристой мраморной кошки и дымчатого кота. В 1888 году кот был выставлен в Хрустальном дворце. Стандарт породы был принят в конце 20 века, долгое время эти животные выставлялись в одной категории с персами. Эти кошки очень изысканы и симпатичны, при этом обладают дружелюбным и покладистым характером. Они хорошо уживаются с другими домашними питомцами, радушно относятся ко всем членам семьи. У них ласковый и уравновешенный нрав, они тактичны и умны, не будут лишний раз надоедать владельцу, если чувствуют, что их присутствие нежелательно. Эти кошки не склонны к авантюрам, повсюду следуют за любимыми хозяевами.

Шерсть шиншилл требует тщательного ухода, ее нужно часто вычесывать и своевременно мыть. Если появились колтуны, их выстригают. Особенностью этой породы является короткий язык, поэтому персы попросту не могут самостоятельно полностью себя вымыть. Тщательно обследуйте глаза животного – у них необычная форма слезного канала, поэтому нередко появляются потеки, которые можно очистить слабым раствором борной кислоты. Уши достаточно осматривать раз в неделю, когти подстригать по мере надобности.

## Интересные факты

• Кошки этой породы пользовались большой популярностью в начале века, поскольку их разводила принцесса Виктория – внучка королевы Англии Виктории;
• Шиншилловый перс снимался в фильме по роману Яна Флеминга «Живешь только дважды», это любимец Блофелда, врага Джеймса Бонда и главы организации Спектр;
• Шиншиллы считаются одной из самых маленьких разновидностей длинношерстных кошек – они очень изящны и тонкокостны.
Rear Admiral Fights Saga

The **Rear Admiral Fights Saga** is the second *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* saga and features Rear Admiral Fights as the main antagonist, as implied by the name. It is the first saga to feature a *recurring* antagonist, and so began the show on its current path, where every single season centers around one bad guy making dastardly plans to do bad things, while Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout attempts to stop them, fails school, tones his abs, finds new and exciting rooftops to brood from, and ignores his not-girlfriend Betty.

## Plot

At some point, Rear Admiral Fights hires his Nefarious Five Generals to do his bidding, and when each is introduced, the scene stops so they can strike a flattering pose while poorly-translated subtitles sum up the character for the audience. This means that ~~the animators don't have to draw so much~~ the characters are fleshed out and the story can be told better. His Five Generals are as follows:

* Almighty-Blazing-Burning-Wizard-Pyro
	+ His subtitled description: "Commander and also Wizard! Can he?"
* Doctor-Mad-Insane-Medic
	+ His subtitled description: "Quite Mad Scientist!! So steamed!"
* Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy
	+ His subtitled description: "Abombination of Science! Hates kids?!"
* America Man
	+ His subtitled description: "Ha ha! Loyal?? Enforcer!?!"
* Brave-Tomboy-Highschool-Femscout
	+ Her subtitled description: "Dangerous but... also Pretty?!"

This saga is ~~interrupted~~ ended with the beginning of the Invinci-Lass saga where Rear Admiral Fights' fortress is stolen while Rear Admiral Fights is attempting to rejoin the scoutlings. Immediately after Rear Admiral Fights regains control of his fortress, he betrays the scoutlings (again) and starts the Second Rear Admiral Fights Saga.

## Trivia

* The Rear Admiral Fights Saga is the first time the term "scoutling" is coined to describe members of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's team. Ironically, it is done so by Rear Admiral Fights himself, who in later seasons comes to hate and resent it when the term is applied to him by other villains.
* Most of the villains in this saga later become allies of or neutral toward the scoutlings, which is also unusual compared to the previous sagas. Previously, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout normally fought either random Hell-Satans-of-the-week or boring bad guys, and instead of reforming them, he mercilessly destroyed them, even when they begged for mercy.
* There was originally going to be double the amount of filler episodes in this arc but the emergency writers managed to write the show back on course before it spiraled out of control
* The regular writers were attacked occasionally by the fans for some minor changes from the manga
Amazing Apartment

The **Amazing Apartment** is Drunkman of Elderberries' place in downtown Matsubatsu. It's pretty chill, and it sits right above his bar. It's notorious for strange occurrences and the occasional forced entry, but Drunkman is pretty powerful so it's never that big an issue. There happens to be a hole in the space-time continuum near the ceiling that minor villains come out of it when the Scoutlings are around.

## About

When asked about it by Demoknight Drunkman, the landlord described the apartment as "a cool place" but warned him that "They say it gets colder."

The hole in the ceiling of the Amazing Apartment is an anomaly that is unable to be explained by modern science. The Meteor Men from the Lead Star claim to have created it during a planet-wide vacation several thousand years before the first cities were constructed, but it is unknown whether or not they are lying or referring to some different hole in the space-time continuum, as there are several around Matsubatsu and they really need to be more specific than that. This hole leads wherever the writers want and can be seen from space.

## Trivia

* The Amazing Apartment is considered one of the major epicenters in town of Goddamn Anime Bullshit. Everyone knows this is somehow Chapstaniel's fault.
* Drunkman of Elderberries tolerates all the Goddamn Anime Bullshit that comes from his apartment because he can't find any other place to live, and if he were to move out, the authorities would likely arrest him for some made-up crime.
BNHPS Novel: The Ultimate Plight! A Test Of Skill!

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The novel adaptation of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime poorly adapts the first two seasons of the show, while adding in some content from later seasons, such as the fanmade characters.

## Summary

The novel starts off the same as the first episode of the anime, with a few key differences, such as cramming the entire episodes plot into three pages. This trend continues throughout the entire book, yet it still somehow ended up being longer than the Bible. The novel also contradicts the anime's story at several points; such as Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout being described as smiling in many pages, Betty speaking English, Beefo's blood being yellow, and Zippy's ass being described as subpar.

## Reviews

10/10 "Bribery is fun!" - IGN

3/10 "I've smelled better." - Fredgar

6/10 "Great replacement for toilet paper!" - Gary Oak

1/10 "[Japanese swearing]" - Dengar Dangerous

0/5 "[Finnish swearing]" - Jonne Järvelä

7/10 "It's not Call of Duty." - GameSpot

0/10 "This book is problematic because it doesn't adhere to my political beliefs!" - Polygon

6/10 "It's shit."- 4chan's /lit/ board

## Trivia

* The novel is very rare, with only 300 copies made. This is because no one thought it would be successful.
* This novel only sold 15 copies.
* The reason this novel is so bad is because the author, Gary Oak, doesn't like Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, and thinks that it gives people "Loser-itis". However, "loser-itis" is not a real disease, and if it were real, it would be an inflammation of some sort, not a disease that completely destroys one's social aptitude.
Chapstaniel

**Chapstaniel** (チャップスタニエル *Chappusutanieru*), while originally a hardcore Power Nuggets researcher-turned-bum, is one of the practitioners of Scoutkenn. Homeless as he is, he often breaks into people's houses to steal Xboxes, boxes, piss, and bad anime.

## History

Long ago, Chapstaniel heard from a man who called himself "Sergeant Meathat" that there was a power somewhere in the universe that perfected the use of Power Nuggets. With his special plot contrivance powers given to him by the writers, Chapstaniel flew off into space and, sadly did not find what he was looking for. He did, however, find the creator of Scoutkenn, Scout-Kenn. Chapstaniel asked Scout-Kenn if he could teach him the art of Scoutkenn, but, alas, got dropped-kicked into space.

With the power of the plot contrivances coming into play again, Chapstaniel learned all there was to know about Scoutkenn from the dropkick and crash-landed near Matsubatsu Town. There he taught the natives Scoutkenn so that he didn't have to waste his time killing Hell-Satans for them.

In recent times Chapstaniel has started to hang out with Demoknight Drunkman of Elderberries for the free alcohol and occassional breakdancing.

## Daily Routine

Generally speaking, Chapstaniel spends most of his day hanging out with Demoknight Drunkman of Elderberries in an attempt to pass the time. Drunkman tries to get Chapstaniel to work as a janitor at his bar so he doesn't have to kick Beefo out, alas Chapstaniel is always coming out of seemingly nowhere and often teleports away when work shows up. In Chapstaniel's spare time, he hangs scavenges unguarded trashcans for information.

## Trivia

* Sometimes Chapstaniel can be seen (in backgrounds) having a younger appearance, similar to those seen in flashbacks concerning Chapstaniels past. Though this is likely a joke by the enslaved animators.
* He once defeated Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy in a children's card game with the MacGuffin Muffins on the line.
Red Demon Mask

The **Red Demon mask** was an object of great power from MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL that was lost to time and found its way into an antique store in Matsubatsu Town's forest.

It was eventually acquired by Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy during the saga, which turned him into the much stronger, much faster, much less ugly Burning-Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy and gave him the unholy ability to light firecrackers inside of his eyeballs. He used this new power to semi-great effect against Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout during their final fight.