Hunter Holdaway

## Hunter V. Holdaway

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                                Hunter Val Holdaway, born April 25th, 2006 is a member of both the Funny Monday Men and The Happy 17! He was present for the creation of both group chats and has been a vital character since. His first appearance on Alexx’s spam was on 1.1.3, where he drank a “nipple-tipped Rootbeer” and explored Piss Barn with the others. He goes to Meridian High School, along with a few other Happy! members. He is the most shown character on the spam in Year One, Year Two, and In Total. He is known to appear more often in the Summer and Fall Seasons then the rest.

## Appearance

                                Hunter has dirty blond hair and eyes which fluctuate in color and often sports the same clothes, which includes a red hoodie, Metallica shirt, Mike Dyson shirt, and red shorts. His hair can be seen side parted at a medium to long length. He is also known to wear a penguin suit from time to time.

## Personality

                                Hunter’s ominous tone and offbeat humor can make him a pleasure to spend time with. He often makes threats to the people around him with no warning. He will also happily correct anyone about slightly wrong information they are giving out. Hunter's Meyer Briggs personality is a Virtuoso (ISTP-A). A Virtuoso is someone described as someone with an individualistic mindset, pursuing goals without needing much internal connection. They engage in life using inquisitiveness and their own personal skill as needed.

## Involvement in Spam

### Year One:

#### Piss Barn Summer:

- Hunter, joining Tracyn for his birthday and became one of the original Funny Monday Men members, spending time with this group of friends. After being reintroduced to Alexx through Khris, Hunter asked for Alexx to join the FMM. Consistently spending time at Settlers with his friends including Tracyn, Alexx, Khris, and Dom, Piss Barn was eventually discovered. A cult group was formed as a result with the previously mentioned kids along with a trio of girls, to where Hunter experienced struggles with his new girlfriend, Hailee. Hunter would appear in Piss Barn until the end of Summer, when the location became too cold to be habitable (1.1.4-1.1.7).

#### Psychedelics Season:

- Kicking off Psychedelics Season, Hunter joins Alexx, Dom, Sarah, along with other people for Drywall night, the first documented Alexx's House gathering (1.2.1, 1.2.2). Hunter was seen plenty more throughout the season, spending the night at Dom's and Gabe's house (1.2.4, 1.2.6) with other FMM members, and spending many nights over at Alexx's House (1.2.5).

#### Shit Shack Spring:

- Hunter can be seen throughout this season, being seen at Settler's Park as the temperature warms up (1.3.1), his own birthday party, when they explored the Compass school (1.3.2), and as Shit Shack had just been discovered (1.3.3-1.3.4). By this point at time, the trio of Hunter, Matthew, and Alexx had been solidified, partially by the shared enthusiasm over The Binding of Isaac.

### Year Two:

#### Burnham Summer:

- During this Summer Hunter would spend plenty of time with Alexx, Matthew, and occasionally Sarah. The group would hangout without much purpose, enjoying each other's company, and playing Isaac (2.1.1-2.1.3). Hunter would join others including Alexx, Matthew, Gabe, Sarah to initial point (2.1.5) and show up to Kanon's pool party (2.1.6). Hunter would dabble in Drywall along other psychedelics with this quartet (2.1.7) and even plot to isolate DMT from tree bark with Alexx (2.1.9).

## Trivia

-         Hunter has been the most appeared character in a season 3 times now, and has made the top 5 in a total of 9 seasons

-         Along with Dom and Zach, the season which Hunter appeared the most frequently in was *Psychedelics Era,* the 2020-21 fall and winter season.

-         Hunter is one of the few characters to appear in every season of the spam, along with Alexx, Matthew, Kanon, and Trevor

## Quotes

No Clue! - Hunter, at Ramsey party 3

Hello Pojo, how’s it going? - Hunter, before Pojo getting crushed by an avalanche

It’s just like getting sauced! - Hunter, spraying water with a water balloon

This Mac n cheese is so good. - Hunter, flipping the cat tree upside down

We’re buying it, no we’re not, maybe. - Hunter, to the prospect of buying salvia

God fucking dammit, I hate mom’s feet - Hunter Holdaway

Why are girls so complicated? All guys want is food, love, and game. But girl want lots of stuff - Hunter, after getting a gf.

Nipple-tip root beer!! - Hunter, outside Guidos.