Dx

dx shoe reveal

"man is your head made of pure cheese"

Dx is a washed, open competitive Team Fortress 2 player, anime fanatic and /fit/ addict. Ever since discovering anime, his life has consisted of worshipping the shrine in his room to CGDCT and the Monogatari series while attempting to drown out reality by blasting Vocaloid at obscene volumes through his headphones.

One of his most distinct features is his deep voice combined with the insane amount of reverb on his microphone. However, the machine used to accomplish this does not interpret laughter very well, and as such produces a high-pitched kettle sound when he attempts to laugh.

## Career

dx first joined the Makeshift Alliance in 2019 playing as the pyro class before switching to the spy as he felt more comfortable as him. He was very good, so good he soon rose to mid. Unfortunately, he dropped off and in a desperate attempt to save his career, he went to Linus TeamFortress Tips to play pyro.

At this time he also tried to pick up 6s as a side meme which quickly took over his life, as he became immersed in the game mode and eventually found love in the form of the Brexit Party. Unfortunately, it was not to last, as in a heartfelt moment, his world was shattered as the Brexit Party broke up with him, changing their name to "Nod-X" and then "Sauna"

In the fallout of this tragic break-up he went to form a new highlander team, one that would be better than all that came before it, the Bangladeshi Farmers, featuring an all new cast of characters. Here he would show that he isn't completely washed and would flex his gamer skills as the demolitions man.

Despite his triumphant return, he became far too addicted to anime, and this addiction would come to ruin his life and bring his competitive career to an end. However, since adopting the NEET lifestyle, an opportunity has presented itself to return to his former glory, due to his newfound abundance of free time.

## Apperance

There has been speculation that there has been pictures of DX posted online, however, due to many reasons, most of these pictures are lost to time. The only pictures that are available are of dx's limbs, mostly shoes or hands. What we can gather from descriptions that dx has stated during various episodes of the podcast. It is said that he has light brown hair and has 15% to 20% body fat. He has also said that he wears anime facemasks in public because it is the optimal way to wear face masks.

another picture of dx's shoesdx in his vtuber form
## Personality

DX's personality is based. We are yet to know what is based on, but we will update the page when we find out.

He will commonly talk about anime, books, cars, and Amazon delivery, as well as talking about becoming an official NEET so that he can be paid for doing nothing.

He also hates highlander due to the responsibility creating scrims. Many people would say that you should stop playing highlander due to the unenjoyment he had. However, dx decides to keep playing highlander despite his problems with the gamemode. Many people say this is an addiction to highlander, but he has denied it many times on various episodes of the podcast.

## Quotes

"im a toyota celica"

"today i had an awful awful dream where i lost weight"

"fraud + skinny fat + L"

"gm"

"how the fuck can i go bear mode if for 3 months of the year i can't eat properly due to the heat"

"@psychic when are you singing otome dissection"

"regular mountain dew already tastes like piss in a bottle mixed with some fat guy's precum that has been left to ferment for 2 months"

"i would punch a baby depending on this man answer rn"

"im straight up going to murder someone"

"WENT TO TAKE A PISS (ALMOST DIED) (GONE WRONG)"

"bloody war in europe innit"

"they both look like donkey kong cock"

"what i wanted was a confirmation this man fucked his 10yo sister (not related by blood lol)"

"still so moved by it that i can't even react properly to rushia getting axed or to ukraine getting axed"

"jesus kinda do be looking like a crafting table tho"

"i mean you should be more concerned about the fact that it is reddit, but i found it on twitter, so you should be just as concerned"

"you know about pianos, fam"

"im a piano"

"literally 30cm cock"

"drake era"

"and i countered with my taste is too refined for men do poses, im more a fan of women doing poses"

"the og deus ex plot aged like 2000 year old wine made by jesus himself"

"ok redditard"

"i have been hit in the head with a spoon thrown from the other side of the room in the past and i can confirm it has no emotional impact whatsoever"

"HOW IS SUBTITLES A SLIDER?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!!"

"anything above 15 is too much"

"!playskip mogalovia"

"no but for real brazilian portuguese sounds like you have a horse's dick up your asshole and have 4 dildos on your throat"

"Get out of your fucking high horse you retard"

"eu tou a 3cm de dar unfollow neste caralho"

"puta que pariu o homem posta cringe seguido de paginas dedicadas ao caralho que o foda"

"puta que pariu para quem e que ele esta a tweetar"

"e que sempre merda"

"e fica fudido quando eu o mando po caralho"