Far Future/Dialogue

## Far Future - Day 1

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Greetings. Welcome to the Far Future.

Dr. Zomboss: Seeing as it's your first time here, it's only fitting that I give you a welcoming gift.

Dr. Zomboss: I have stolen seven of your precious plants.

Dr. Zomboss: Face me, and perhaps you'll be able to retrieve them.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Upon our entry into the Future, I have detected a weight change in the cabin.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Thanks for noticing! I haven’t eaten in 4000 years.

Penny: Several plants have been beamed away, and are being held hostage by Zomboss.

Crazy Dave: That’s nice of him to plant-sit for us.

Crazy Dave: Hey, what happened to the lawn? It’s so gloomy!

Penny: I’ve also detected Power Tiles on the space lawn.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future - Day 3

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: Due to the current circumstances, I am giving you Power Tiles in this level to plant, as well as plants.

Crazy Dave: Conveyer belts: The technology of yesterday, today!

Penny: ...

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future - Day 4

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Wow... This Blover really blows me away!

Crazy Dave: And it can blow away flying zombies, too!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Far Future - Day 8

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Greetings!

Dr. Zomboss: As you have reached the 50% mark, we have sent you the invoice for 50% of your brain.

Dr. Zomboss: We expect partial delivery in person, in 5 days’ time.

Dr. Zomboss: Regards, Dr. Edgar George Zomboss.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Wow, he sure is swell!

Penny: User Dave, do you not recall how he has terrorized us throughout our travels?

Crazy Dave: Oh yeah...

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future - Day 9

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: You know how sometimes suns are bombs?

Crazy Dave: This is one of these times!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Far Future - Day 11

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: What is our purpose here, User Dave?

Penny: Based on my threat gauge, I cannot advise moving ahead.

Crazy Dave: But... future tacos! Tac-nology surely has advanced!

Crazy Dave: Let’s head over to those giant robots. I think I know those guys.

*(Penny and Crazy Dave leave)*

## Far Future - Day 12

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: The Infi-nut is a remarkable plant.

Penny: Not only can it heal itself, but if eaten, it can respawn an infinite amount of times!

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Re-respawning? That's CRAAAAAAZZY!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future - Day 13

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: The future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Crazy Dave: Zombies are like action figures, and I have Magnifying Grass!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Far Future Day 14

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Some zombies have requested our help in their training.

Penny: Perhaps helping them is the wise decision.

*(Penny leaves)*

*(After the player completes the level and receives the Note, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: It says there's an error. Can you come here and fix it Penny?

Penny: Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future - Day 15

*(After beating the level, Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: You seem to be faring pretty well without these plants of your's I've kidnapped.

Dr. Zomboss: Though, you can still get them back if you defeat me in battle.

Dr. Zomboss: Be warned though, beating me may be extremely difficult.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: That Mr. Boss Guy is a jerk. Let's go neighbor, time to kick his butt!

Penny: Yes, kicking his gluteus maximus may be the key to our success here. So, let us proceed onwards to face him.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future - Day 16

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Isn't it convenient that your neighbor is so helpful in your fight against us zombies?

Dr. Zomboss: Crazy David's apparent incompetence is only eclipsed by his usefulness.

Dr. Zomboss: However, with one secret word my sleeper agent will turn him against you.

Dr. Zomboss: Listen to me David, "Hypno-Zombnosis".

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hey neighbor!

Crazy Dave: Can I borrow your brains? Um, I mean hot sauce!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

*(After the player defeats the Zombot Tomorrow-tron and retrieves their captured plants)*

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Oh! That was...hypno-MAZING!

Crazy Dave: I want to eat THAT hypno-taco again! I need my TIME MACHINE!

Crazy Dave: What? Wait a minute... what was I saying again?

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Hypno-Zombnosis... Hypno-ZOMBNOSIS!

Dr. Zomboss: Drat, or was it Zombno-Hypnosis?

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: We've successfully retrieved our lost plants!

Crazy Dave: Aw, I missed those little guys.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future Map (After Completing Day 16)

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Alright Penny, time to go, right?

Penny: Yes User Dave, it's time to go, as I can't detect any traces of your taco in this time period.

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: I may not have your taco at this present moment, but my plans are still far from over.

Dr. Zomboss: I still have another Zombot. One you can't even hope to defeat.

Dr. Zomboss: And I've tinkered with your time machine to make sure you aren't leaving this time period until I've dealt with you!

Dr. Zomboss: So please, when you're ready, face me.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

Penny: Dr. Zomboss is unfortunately correct User Dave, I am unable to depart from this time period.

Crazy Dave: You mean we're trapped?

Crazy Dave: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Penny: No need to raise your voice, User Dave.

Penny: I suggest we wrap up any unfinished business we have here, and fight Dr. Zomboss.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Far Future - Day 17

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Greetings. I've been waiting.

Dr. Zomboss: Prepare to surrender your brains, and quake in fear before they might of my Zombot Temporal-tron!

Dr. Zomboss: Mk. I, of course.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Another Zomboss battle? You can’t keep a bad guy down.

Crazy Dave: Penny, do you ever get déjà vu?

Penny: No.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

*(After the player defeats the Zombot Temporal-tron Mk. I and receives the Far Future Trophy)*

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Penny, do you ever get déjà vu?

Penny: Amazingly after that attack, all systems are operational.

Crazy Dave: All my limbs are present and accounted for, but…

Crazy Dave: There's a crack in my favorite taco holder!

Crazy Dave: NOOOOOO!!!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds I

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Protect those Citrons!

Crazy Dave: It takes a lot of pulp to stand your ground like that.

*Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Save Our Seeds II

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Protect those Starfruits!

Crazy Dave: Say Penny, do you think there's a starman waiting in the sky?

Penny: I'm sure there is, User Dave.

Penny: Though if he ever came and met us, he'd probably blow our minds.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds III

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hey, those Infi-nuts will be no problem to protect!

Crazy Dave: They always come back.

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: The Gargantuar Primes beg to differ, User Dave.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Sun Bombs I

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: This zone is filled with Sun Bombs. Maintain caution.

*(Penny leaves)*

## Sun Bombs III

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: One more level and I will no longer fear for my circuits.

*(Penny leaves)*

## Mech Rush I

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hey, it’s me! But from the future! Has tac-nology advanced yet?

*(Future Dave appears)*

Future Dave: I don’t know. I’m still looking for my taco.

Crazy Dave: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*(Crazy Dave and Future Dave leave)*

## Mech Rush II

*(Crazy Dave and Future Dave appear)*

Crazy Dave: I have to make THIS question count! What’s your favorite taco topping?

Future Dave: Hot sauce!

Crazy Dave: WHOOOAAAAA... MINE TOO!

Crazy Dave: We should be friends.

*(Crazy Dave and Future Dave leave)*

## Mech Rush III

*(After beating the level, Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hey, where did “Future Me” go?

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: I requested his departure to avoid a temporal paradox.

Penny: My User Dave limit cannot exceed one.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Zomboss Test Lab I

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: I see you have come to me requesting work.

Dr. Zomboss: What is it that brings you here? Boredom?

Dr. Zomboss: Oh, it matters not.

Dr. Zomboss: You can assist me by helping test my zombie mechs.

Dr. Zomboss: I need to see if they're fit for destroying plants.

Dr. Zomboss: So, test away.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

## Zomboss Test Lab III

*(After beating the level, Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Though you've done an exceptional job in my testing, I cannot allow you to continue.

Dr. Zomboss: I'm not sure why, but it just dawned on me that you're my enemy.

Dr. Zomboss: And allowing you to test my creations is one of the stupidest things I could've done.

Dr. Zomboss: Take this Marigold plant as "payment", and get out of my sights, before I order the zombies to attack you.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

## Terror From Tomorrow

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Terror from Tomorrow!

Crazy Dave: Making tomorrow's terror something terrible for today!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*