BlitzIR

BlitzIR in his natural habitat

TG-1.17: 0db

TGF-1.18: 70db

TGF-1.19: 40db

**BlitzIR** is a player who joined during the 1.16 iteration.

## TG 1.16

### Early Life

BlitzIR joined TG on August 29th, 2020 after discovering the r/teenagers minecraft server. He traveled with ZomTheZombie\_, Petteg, and macaron\_04 while in a voice call. BlitzIR first arrived at Antamore with the four to get resources and tools from macaron\_04's house. Then, the group traveled along the east highway to Eterna, later forming Africa nearby. The settlement was renamed to Safargentinastan.

In September, BlitzIR built No Bull Hwy and contributed to the construction of Femboy Hooters.

In October, the entire town of Safargentina quit, leading BlitzIR to become inactive. BlitzIR moved to Infinity looking for an alternative town, but neglected his plot after a few days.

In early November, Blitz established Two Huts as a way to get him interested again, he later abandoned the project in March 2021.

In early January 2021, BlitzIR became active again.

### Return to TG

After becoming comfortable with TG again, he traveled to cheeeeca's shit shack shack multiple times, with one of those instances being killed by cheeeeca when he was supposed to kill exgodstatus. He proceeded to get killed 24 times inside his home after giving out his coordinates, losing all of his netherite materials. After a day long hiatus, he mentioned in chat that he wanted to live somewhere, CheesyBaconBits offered Blitz to live in Bacon Town. He accepted the offer and lived in Bacon Town until the end of 1.16. BlitzIR moved out of Safargentina on Feb 4th, 2021.

In late February 2021, he started construction on the Eastern Overworld Highway with the goal of completing it before the 1.17 reset. On March 8th, 2021, BlitzIR was accepted into Superiority and received permission to live in Antamore two days later. He claimed a house in Novac on March 11th, 2021 and purchased Tier III donator on March 12th. Blitz bought a house in Newfoundland in May 2021, receiving permission to build a home in Spirit City a few days before which he never did. He proceeded to give his Newfoundland home back to the Newfie council. He built a house in redTown in late May 2021.

### Ban

BlitzIR was banned on June 19th for "extreme griefing", he built a highway through Bruh Isles without the owner's permission. The ban was revoked 12 hours later as the owner of Bruh Isles didn't know that Blitz built the road and advocated for his freedom.

### Anarchy

The day before anarchy Blitz decided to seek a remote place for a bunker. After travelling two axes, BlitzIR decided to enter a remote nether roof portal near 6969, 6969. He ended up at a world border corner where he ventured a few hundred blocks into a hill where he made is bunker. At the start of anarchy Blitz stayed in Bacon Town for a long period of time, after other players in the town retreated to their bunkers. For a long period of time Blitz wandered outside of spawn and on overworld highways wondering why he was never spotted until KoiWolf27 knocked him off the Wall of Players and nearly killed him. After finally returning to his base he decided to take the jump to spawn and stood outside the spawn portal. Blitz debated whether to go the the nether hub or not as he didn't know if it was spawn protected. Blitz was then informed that the nether hub was protected so he ventured inside where a lot of builds were still intact, After seeing that no one was guarding the East Highway he booked it to Safargentina where he had to retrieve a spare godset. After retrieving the spare godset he teleported back to his base where he gathered the courage to go to spawn and the nether hub. While in the nether hub he somehow escaped nearly being slain by cheeeeca by enderpearling to a nearby hill. He was later killed by LoomisFire.

On day two of anarchy, Blitz was passive aggressive. He saw LoomisFire, FERRARI812A, and Discale in the nether hub patrolling the west highway, he never left the nether hub until no one was guarding the East Highway. Blitz fell into a hole in the nether hub where he proceeded to be killed by LoomisFire. Later on in day three blitz gathered three kills by slaying CheesyBaconBits, KVanilla, and Balazs0718, lastly being killed by WinterStars. This ended Blitz's 1.16 anarchy experience.

## TG 1.17

On day one of TG 1.17, Blitz fled spawn and constructed a home in Avalon's first temporary settlement. After a week, Blitz had claimed multiple good plots near the nether hub, moving to Bacon Town and constructing a basement house in the process. Shortly after he constructed a home in Bacon Town, he became inactive due to school and sports. He announced his TG retirement in November, 2021. During his retirement, he revisited every once in a while. Blitz bought an apartment in Bacon Town before the server shutdown. He tried to join the server to see if there was a New Year's Eve event the day the server shut down, he was later informed that Vilhu made an announcement of the server's passing.

## TGF 1.18

### Early Days

Blitz joined a few days after the launch of TG Forever. He wasted no time, immediately fleeing spawn toward the south. After collecting basic materials, he moved west where he later died to due a creeper. Immediately after retrieving his items, he headed east to find a place to settle, which he later did. After settling, Blitz built a home and then became inactive until around mid March of 2022.

### Active Period

Bored with the loner lifestyle, he requested to live in Aspera. HexdePixel accepted his offer and he built a 1x3 hut in Aspera, tore it down, and built a larger hut. After finally getting diamond gear, he set off to go endbusting, in which he would later die due block lag. After this ordeal, he tore down his second home in Aspera and built a much larger one. During this time, Blitz built a cobblestone generator for Aspera. Later, Blitz demolished his larger house in favor of keeping his plot empty and moving underground. In early April 2022, he built a home in Bacon Town. In either late March or early April 2022, BlitzIR received permission to reside in Magnolia, his house was completed by mid-April 2022. Generously, BlitzIR constructed both the public gold farm and public gunpowder farm in May 2022. In June 2022, he built a rocket shop. In July 2022, he built a house in OhBoy's Trollface Ethnostate. In August 2022, he participated in the TGF Town Hall, voicing his concerns about distancing the TGF from TG, and a smaller world size. He later called the last rounds on his shop **THE ROCKETEER** and prepared for anarchy.

### Anarchy

During Anarchy, BlitzIR never died, only joining once during the three day period. He toured many destroyed towns such as Aspera, Magnolia, and Bacon Town. After mourning the loss of his homes, he made his way to a large diamond pillar were other players were conversing and committing war crimes. He attempted to kill a few players but he did not succeed, only hitting players once and fleeing to safety. His final altercation on TGF was between him and AncientBlade at spawn. Ancient attempted to throw a potion at BlitzIR, however, blitz kept escaping. Ancient teleported Blitz to him multiple times but Ancient never succeeded with his task. BlitzIR later logged off, marking the end of his TGF experience.

## TGF 1.19

### The First Nights

BlitzIR joined upon TGF's release and immediately raided a village after fleeing spawn. He attempted to speedrun the dragon egg but he never found a lava pool until it was too late. He established his first home called La Brea (later Moduku) on a mushroom island and quickly abandoned it. Later, he teleported to spawn and became one of only three people to witness the spawn portal's lighting. Blitz finally established a semi-permanent home and crafted a full diamond gear set on September 30th, 2022. By early October, Blitz established a permanent residence.

### 2022

Between October and Christmas, Blitz constructed a guardian farm, a hoglin farm, and an iron farm. In November 2022, BlitzIR constructed a house in Asimov, making it the first town he joined on TGF 1.19.

## TGF 1.20

On the 1.20 release day, BlitzIR fled spawn and settled down in Sacramento. In Sacramento he established a mineshaft, a wheat farm, and attempted to plat the town. After realizing the loner life was not for him anymore, he asked to join the Trollstate of Mothtown a few days later. After abandoning the Sacramento project and moving into Trollstate, he constructed a creeper farm and opened THE ROCKETEER, a business which sold TNT and rockets. Two days after Providence was established, he built a home there that was featured in Bacon Town. On November 4th, 2023, he was slain by BluesRains many times. On December 28th, 2023, BlitzIR was temporarily banned for lightning the TNT at The Triple Wedding before the event stared. He lit it citing revenge after being killed by Taigus for finding the tnt. After appealing the ban, he was unbanned on December 31st. In January 2024, BlitzIR built a super slow guardian farm.

## Residencies in 1.16

* Safargentina
* Infinity
* Bacon Town
* St. Johns
* Superiority
* Antamore
* Novac
* redTown

## Residencies in TGF 1.18

* Aspera
* Magnolia
* Bacon Town
* OhBoy's Trollface Ethnostate
* Rocket Man's Rocket Town

## Residencies in TGF 1.20

* Trollstate of Mothtown
* Providence

## TG Earth 1.0

BlitzIR first joined TGE two days after it was publicly released. Shortly after joining, he lagged out and died. Afterwards, he was hunted down at spawn by the World Police. After pleading for shelter, LordBenlar\_ responded, Blitz hastily escaped the World Police's eyesight after gathering materials. He stayed far away from any other players until he reached a jungle temple where he was escorted by Dezure; a Madagascarian. After 20 minutes he reached Madagascar and built a home there. BlitzIR was killed during a Texas Raid when FERRARI812A hopped on his boat, destroyed it, and killed him a few days later. Blitz ordered to leave Madagascar and run to KalmarUnion. He went to Kalmar with other Madagascarians, but he became inactive due to TGE dying and timezone issues as most Kalmarians lived in Europe.

## Casual Server Life

### Project Arezen

**Project Arezen** was a nether real estate and eviction company that focused on selling cheap, unused, or evicted plots on all nether highways between coordinates X: 3 and X: 500. The group has since disbanded.

### THE ROCKETEER

THE ROCKETEER is a business which sells ROCKETS and TNT. In its 1.18 iteration, it sold a stack of duration 3 rockets for one diamond. Towards the end of the 1.18 iteration, it sold looted end items for one iron ingot. In the 1.20 iteration, THE ROCKETEER is a known and highly successful business which sells Rockets and TNT.

## Works & Residences

* **Co-founder and former resident of Safargentina**
* Helped build Femboy Hooters
* Built No Bull Highway
* Extended the East Highway starting at X: 2887.
* Extended Two Huts Highway
* **Former Madagascar resident**
* **Former KalmarUnion resident**
* **Two Huts founder and former resident.**
* **Former Infinity resident**
* **Bacon Town resident**
* Built a McDonalds franchise
* Former head coach of TG High's American football team.
* Built the EOH.
* Covered a portion of the East Highway in early September 2020
* **Former redTown resident**
* Built a rocket shop in TGF 1.18
* Built two public farms in TGF 1.18
* Owner of THE ROCKETEER

## Trivia

* Former head coach for TG High's American football team

* Name is on the Wall of Players (1.16) in two spots. "BlitzIR :)" "Blitz 2020". [1.18] BlitzIR

## Gallery

BlitzIR (far left) at Femboy Hooters's grand openingBlitzIR (middle) at Femboy Hooters's Grand ReopeningBrief conversation between Tod\_NL and BlitzIR at the beginning of No Bull HighwayBlitzIR's Bacon Town (1.16) HouseBlitzIR's house in SuperiorityBlitz's Bacon Town (1.18) House
## Skin Variants

Grey wolf skinFemboy Skin 3.0Femboy skin 2.0 demon variantBlack wolf skinBrown wolf skinBrown wolf adidas hoodie skinFemboy skin 2.0