Everything is Chrome in the Future

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## Everything is Chrome in the Future

### Next Episode

"Zadminix Returns"

"**Everything is Chrome in the Future**" is an upcoming Season 1 episode of *FutureSponge!*

## Characters

* SpongeTron SquarePants
* Patron Star
* SquidTron Tentacles
* Abyss

## Synopsis

After everything in existence turns chrome (even the people), SpongeTron has to hack into the Central Command to default the colors.

## Transcript

Deep Voice Futuristic Narrator: Previously, on FutureSponge!... [a montage of short clips from the last episode is shown. SquidTron is seen firing rockets at targets, SpongeTron is testing out his robo-vision on a few objects, and Patron is seen heating up some ice. Zadminix is also shown getting stuffed into the time machine and getting sent to prehistoric times.]

SpongeTron: Damn, these powers are great!

SquidTron: Umm….didn’t we already say that last time?

Patron: I don’t know. But hey, this ice tastes awesome! [gets brainfreeze] AHH! BRAINFREEZE! [runs around]

SquidTron & SpongeTron: We already went through this last episode. Hey, stop breaking the fourth wall! What? I’m not breaking the fourth wall. You are! [Patron freezes them both and heats them up right after]

SpongeTron: Well, that shut us up. Guys, I think we should explore more of 4017. The only thing we came across was a mad as hell scientist and our badass powers.

SquidTron: Yeah, let’s see what the government is like here. [cuts to a state house]

[the whole state house is chrome]

[Shows floating brain with eyes and tentacles floating in mid-air and various other creatures such as a green slime with one eye and a puppet with a muscular body and a jetpack]

SpongeTron: Well this is… new.

[All the creatures turn towards Patron, SquidTron and SpongeTron]

Floating Brain: Greetings. I am Abyssbrain V 3.23. You can call me Abyss for short. What brings you fellow robots here?

SpongeTron: Well, uh, technically we are not-

[SquidTron cuts SpongeTron off]

SquidTron: What he meant to say is that we were just checking up on the government… uh making sure things are okay ya know?

[Shows Patron behind Abyss, attempting to lick the brain]

SpongeTron: Patri- I mean Patron what are you doing?

Abyss: [Turns around] Uh… were you trying to lick my-?

Patron: Uh what.. no... it’s not a fetish.. What?

Abyss: Right….

Squidtron: So what were you fellow robots talking about before we arrived?

Abyss: Why, we were just talking about how our creator, Dr. Zadminix, randomly disappeared.

Patron: [thinks of lie to cover up the truth] Oh right, uh, I think he went to the robotic Strip Club to get a little bit. You know. “Excited.”

Abyss: The doctor was there all along! Why we better check on him! Come on fellow Nanobots.

[other robots get up and start beeping and clicking]

SpongeTron: Wait! I think I saw him leave.

Abyss: To where?

SpongeTron: I think I saw him leave to… uh… a forest. A forest and I forgot which forest so I can’t really tell the location.

Abyss: Oh okay. Make sure to give us a report on if you have found him or not.

SpongeTron: Oh we will. [whispers] We definitely will.

SquidTron: Come on guys! I think we might be going now.

Abyss: Later!

[cuts to SpongeTron, Patron and SquidTron walking outside]

SpongeTron: Damn! Everything is chrome out here in the future!

[camera pans the landscape where the sand is chrome and all of the buildings are chrome]

SquidTron: Who the hell did this?

SpongeTron: I don’t know…….I’m pretty sure some of our area before was chrome….but now everything is!

Patron: Umm...wait, no…..no, please no hints...umm……..I give up!

SpongeTron: You retard. [Suddenly a bottle of chrome spray is spotted lying on the ground close to the gang]

SquidTron: Hmm…..chrome spray!

SpongeTron: Indeed. Is this what caused it?

Patron: [takes in from the ground] Ooh! Breath spray! [sprays it in his mouth, chokes]

SquidTron & SpongeTron: You damn fool! Aw crap, not again! [cuts to the trio’s shelter, where they are thinking of ideas]

SquidTron: I don’t think that spray caused it. There’s not much in the bottle.

SpongeTron: I guess that makes sense. Someone must have caused this.

SquidTron: I agree. But only the masters would be able to do this. You know, the highest in command here. The central command!

Patron: These words are confusing me…

SquidTron: I mean the government, ya idiot.

SpongeTron: Maybe that blasted robot Abyss did this. [cue DUN DUN DUN]

[episode cuts to SquidTron and SpongeTron marching over to the government while Patron masturbates in next to a house]

SpongeTron: Come on you sick idiot! We have some dirty work to perform.

Patron: You mean going to the strip club and getting a lap dance?

SpongeTron: [sighs] Our plan is to get to the government and get pissed at whoever did this… chrome crime.

Patron: Then can we go to the-

SquidTron: Hold up. Is that alien-terrorism I am witnessing right now?

[camera shows a robotic, chrome, helicopter with spider-like legs with a laser attached over the propellers. Inside were various aliens and one robot (operating the robocopter). The helicopter starts zapping random buildings, causing them to turn chrome. Citizens run frantically].

Patron: Something tells me we should wait before we tell anybody about everything being chrome.

SquidTron: Let me try this. [fires rocket while SpongeTron fires a laser from his chrome hammer. The aliens blow up.] Well, that was anti-climatic.

Abyss: I’m still alive, suckers!

SpongeTron: Abyss! Is that you controlling the helicopter?

Abyss: Indeed I am. So, I’ve turned everything chrome. What are you going to do now?

Patron: Eat the chrome! [Abyss, SpongeTron, and SquidTron stare at him] What? Chrome tastes good.

SpongeTron: Pat, it’s not the time. I got a grappling hook. Let’s grapple onto to chopper. [fires hook and slides up. Uses robo-vision to easily detect mechanisms inside chopper, and analyse a machine that will restore the destruction Abyss caused.]

Abyss: [shoots has grappling rope] Fall! [however, SpongeTron hangs onto part of the rope that attached to the chopper]

SquidTron: Sponge? Are you alright?

SpongeTron: Barely.

Patron: [freezes chopper] Yes! I defeated it!

SquidTron: Patron, you idiot. Since the systems froze, we can’t use them!

Patron: Oops. [unfreezes]

SpongeTron: [gets into chopper, grabs Abyss] I got you.

Abyss: No, I got you. [Abyss kicks SpongeTron into a small cage and locks it.] What will you do now?

SpongeTron: Aw crap.

SquidTron: Umm...Patron? Do you know if SpongeTron is okay?

Patron: He’s not okay. He’s good! Well, good enough the eat.

SquidTron: [deadpan tone] I’m going up there. [uses grapple to grapple up and jumps into the chopper]

Abyss: Aw. Well hello there, Squid fellow.

SquidTron: Abyss, you’ve gone insane.

Abyss: I’ll I’m doing is finishing the job. Everything is chrome, and you can’t fix it.

SpongeTron: Psst…..SquidTron!

Abyss: Shut up, yellow freak.

SquidTron: Frick you, Abyss. [fires rocket at him, which blows him and kills him. Also, the chopper is destroyed. Finally! We defeated Abyssbrain!

SpongeTron: Squid….you probably shouldn’t have done that. You also destroyed the only machine that could reverse the chrome effects.

SquidTron: Aw, damn it! [looks around] Actually, to be honest, having a chrome town isn’t that bad. We should keep it like this!

Patron & SpongeTron: I agree. Now, let’s just go back to the - [the three get covered in chrome for no clear reason as the episode ends]