Spencer Goes to Class

Spencer has his own problems at school.

Our favorite baby Spencer is back and this time it is in his science class. Watch as he runs into a familiar face and tries to resolve past disputes.

## Transcript

Mallory: All right, and that pretty much covers the entire syllabus. So if you have any questions…
Matt: Good afternoon, professor. Please forgive my truancy, a well-meaning female student found me napping in the library and mistakenly placed me in the daycare facility.
Mallory: Um… anyway, if any of you have any questions, please refer to the class TA, I'd like to introduce you to…
Matt: Evelyn deWinter.
Whitney: Hello Spencer. I must say I'm surprised to see you here. It would appear that the world is as small as our tiny bodies.
Matt: I wish I could say I was pleased to see you, Evelyn. Time, it seems, does not heal all wounds.
Whitney: Oh come, Spencer, that was months ago. Nearly half our lifetimes. Much has changed. I see you've been weaned off the pacifier?
Matt: I've put childish things behind me, Evelyn. Perhaps it's time you did the same.
Whitney: I've forgotten how much I've missed your clever wit.

Jason: Spencer, I don't think she's over you, man.
Matt: Indeed. It would appear that my animal magnetism is both blessing and curse.
Whitney: I am truly sorry about the... I'm sorry, larger person, could you move your arm out of the way? It's terribly inconvenient to have a conversation with.
Adam: I… I'm sorry.
Whitney: Yes, okay. Wait, are you trying to put moves on me now or what?
Adam: Oh no! No, no, no!
Matt: Please. Aside. Oh my goodness, are you still working on this problem? I could have solved that in like the third trimester.

Whitney: As I was saying, I am truly sorry about the way things ended between us, Spencer. Perhaps, after class, you and I could discuss it over a bottle of formula?
Matt: There is nothing to discuss, vile temptress.
Whitney: Oh, Spencer. Sweet, naive Spencer. You know, when you've lived a bit longer, you'll come to realize that the world is not as black and white as you make it out to be.
Jason: Wait, Spencer, she's older than you?
Matt: Yes, by nearly a month. That didn't stop her from pursuing me though, she's a well-known cougar.
Whitney: You know, Spencer, if I were in your adorable baby shoes, I'd crawl a little more carefully. I have the power to make things very unpleasant for you.
Matt: A power which I shall be most happy to remove. Professor, I'm afraid I can no longer take this class. I hope I have not caused any inconvenience. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to see if I can still get into that half-credit pilates class.
Whitney: This isn't over, Spencer. You and I are not done.
Matt: Till our next encounter then, miss DeWinter.

Whitney: I love it when they play hard to get. Don't you?
Adam: Sure.

## Trivia

* This is the second sketch of Season 1 Episode 8.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the third sketch in a row to be written by Matt Meese and to be directed by Julian Riley, after Dinner Party and Prop Switch.
* This is the second sketch to feature Spencer, after Generation Gap.
	+ This is the first time a recurring character has been featured in multiple episodes.
* Stephen Meek and James Perry are credited but don't appear in the sketch.
* This is the first sketch since While You Were Out to include voice-only roles.
* This is the first sketch since While You Were Out in which Matt Meese doesn't appear.
	+ However, in both sketches, he can still be heard.
* Natalie Madsen, Jeremy Warner and Stacey Harkey don't interact with the main characters of the sketch, meaning they are appearing as extras.
	+ This is the first sketch where Cast members are appearing as extras since Substitute Breakup.