How To Be a White Male on The Internet

"*Now there's a lot of people on the internet that have to deal with being white and male, and that's not always an easy thing. I should know.*"
―Erik
How To Be a White Male on The Internet is the sixth lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on February 29, 2012.

## Summary

Erik sits in the woods of New Jersey while explaining how to be a white male on the internet and shilling for Ed Hardy and his blue hats. He watches 10 Rules for Dealing with Police but spends most of the video talking on the phone. He then watches How I Stay Above the Influence while drinking an incredible amount of alcohol. Before continuing, Erik notices the negative reception his Mac is getting so he responds to the criticism by putting a PC desktop on the table. He then watches Man Tests Pepper Spray Neutralizer, but gets distracted by a friend driving up to bring him alcohol and an ax.

## Comments

*Wow I've never had any of those problems, probably because my cousin is a cop and gives me these "get out of jail free" cards every christmas. I lolled when that guy got tazed though, so thanks for that. Cool bid bros, and don't forget to check out Ed Hardy's new Spring collection, called "Sleeveless Red Bull Tribal Tattoo" -- keep rockin and come check me out spinning fresh dub step at Carolina Blues in Mullica Hill New Jersey this Friday. GIT R DONE cheers mate thumbs up if you play minecraft*
- Erik

*Yo you're a tight drummer, but you must think I'm fucking stupid to say you don't get hammered before every show. First of all, I'm pretty sure I sold you weed last week. I remember that jean jacket you're wearing at 0:02 and thinking "fuck this guy might be a cop". Furthermore, you're a fucking drummer and the drummer has two jobs: get fucked up and drum. That's science bitch.**The only thing sobering about this video is it reminded me that NWO has created a false flag nation. Chem trails*
- Erik

*HA HA HA FUCKING LOL oh my god that dude got FUCKED UP. This made my day. I was so bored and I was like OMG I'm just gonna die if nothing cool happens, then I found this video. he was all like OH FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE. I'm gonna bring this stuff to the next occupy protest and drink it so i get to piss on all those stupid hippies' faces when the cops (note: heroes) maces the fuck out of them. Can't wait to show this to my snowboarding buddies. anyway neutralize these nuts bitch (\_)\_):::::::::D⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓*
- Erik

*@mittromney Mormon president? LOL stfu u crazy white devil. @chrisbrown has a better show at becoming president and hes an openly gay rapper*
- @commentiquette

## Comment Quiz of the Week

WOULD YOU TELL YOUTUBE CELEBRITY THE AMAZING AETHIEST TO:

A) KEEP EXPRESSING HIS OPINIONS

B) DECREASE THE LENGTH OF HIS VIDEOS

C) Realize that an individual and unique god exists within each of our heats, and we don't need to follow any written doctrine to acknowledge our relationship with this higher power.

D) CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE COCK TRAIN (\_)\_)::::::::::::D⁓⁓⁓(\_)\_)::::::::D⁓⁓⁓(\_)\_)::::D⁓⁓⁓(\_)\_)::D⁓⁓

## Context

1. ↑ Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts, was running for president at the time of this video. Had he won, he would have been the first Mormon president.
2. ↑ Chris Brown is not known to be gay, although Erik will claim to develop a sexual relationship with Chris Brown in future lessons.
3. ↑ The Amazing Atheist is an internet personality known to make inflammatory remarks.

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