Season 3

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## 1 -?Journey to Brackrith's Seat?

Eggs jokes around trying to make light of Wyn's new affliction (rocks as vampire teeth). Fiona tries to help by preparing Wyn a special meal for him. The gang are then magically robbed by a young Orc passing by on a wagon also heading to Brackrith's Seat. Weeble misunderstands Fiona and murders the Orc child. Wyn breaks into a magical lock box in the wagon and retrieve their possesions. They arrive at Brackrith's Seat the day before the Crudgyns match. Eggs meets Stanislav Dimitrioff, an half-High-Elf/half-human.

## 2 - ?Brackrith's Seat?

Banquet the night before the match, retrieval of Josiah from a magical shrinking Crudgyns changing room, discover what the ring is. Kill Fiona's enemy Prince Gustav - put the ring on his body.

## 3 - ?Egg's Toled olanwa?

The gang try to convince an army of High-Elves not to trust Vanya Leafkin and to set down their weapons rather than fight a dwarven army.

After initially asking who turns out to be his birth father's sister to help him get his tattoos before its too late, Eggs decides against it. He's decided he hurts everyone around him and will instead turn himself over to a bounty hunter, having the reward money given to his friends. Once taken to his pursuers he planned to open a portal to the fire plane to try and kill them, and he hoped, himself as well. Fiona and his birth-aunt convince him he's being rash, and that he needs to extend the same forgiveness he would extend to others to himself. His birth-aunt performs the ritual of the Toled olanwa and Fiona is sworn as his warden - promising to guide him and be a mentor to him. His birth-aunt and Stanislav explain his birth father was a "fireson" and that he was a very powerful shaper of the fire spirits will. Eggs mother apparently briefly fell in love with but Egbert Dimitrioff (his birth father) when she was on a diplomatic mission to the High Elves and Dwarves of the Stiggean mountians. But Egbert Dimitrioff very quickly went mad and was never seen again. Sha then returned home and fell back in love with her husband Aegnor. Eggs tattoos are the Callistophylla pattern, but also include High-Elf wings on his shoulder blades.

## 4 - ?Herbit the vampire slayer?

The gang is confronted by Herbit, apparently a very capable vampire slayer wielding the spear of Gimah Eggs had hidden in the swamp of sirens. The gang manage to overcome him and then retreat to Lake Tor. Eggs catches up with Josiah and says goodbye - his first friend from outside the forest.

## 5 - ?Lake Tor Monster?

Group fight a monster in Lake Tor (unsure it's name or the name of the mountain that Brackrith's Seat is on?). Then make their way back to the Coach house as Eggs lets Wyn know he knows someone who might be able to help Wyn manage his new condition.

## 6 - ?Goodbye Wyn?

Eggs guides the gang to the Cheddar Creak Coach House where Jeremy and Nancy live. Initially they appeared absent - but they were found. A party of lower level adventurers hearing that vampires live here confront Fiona and Eggs while Wyn talks to Jeremy. Jeremy explains he will need blood, but also the love of a good woman to help him from not becoming a monster - he then explains they will now have to find a new place to live as it seems his location has become public knowledge and he offers the coach house to Wyn. Eggs convinces the party of adventurers their outclassed despite their better numbers and they agree to leave rather than die here. Wyn decides to stay. Fiona and Eggs fly east for Bunglesmerle. Eggs left a small wood carving of the three of them and weeble all holding hands on the sign outside of the coach house.

## 7 - ?A new friend on the approach to Bunglesmerle?

Eggs flies Fiona and weeble as far as he can to Bunglesmerle, maybe an hour up the road from the city they come across a burned town and farms and choose to investigate. They realize the towns are being attacked by marauding orcs but not before meeting Werner... I mean J'org the orc shaman. They fight the marauding orcs and head over the bridge to the arcananium, a platform hovering over the sea with four wizards towers coming out of them.

## 8 - ?Tower of Madness?

The gang head inside, being led by two Samanthas who are clearly under the influence of a powerful artefact... perhaps the hourglass? The two make their way through distorted reality, with loved ones attempting to pull them back and into the other door. They fight many orcs, during the battle Fiona makes sacrifice after sacrifce of her own blood and eventually her whole left hand to keep the spear of Gimah loyal. The three manage to make their way up to a higher level where they discover a room filled with wizard's items, tools, and people floating in tubes - including Bernald.

## 9 - ?There's no war in Bunglesmerle? - 21/02/2023

Fiona is concerned she has led the group to their inevetiable deaths, taking all the responsiblity on herself. Eggs is distressed by Fiona's fatalism and hastily tries to break Bernald out of his tube - possibly doing nerve damage to him in the process. Fiona and J'org manage to fight the army of Samantha's which eventually turn into a Samantha Cronenberg monster. Each time a smantha dies a tube explodes. When the fight is over a voice of the wizard invites them to go upstairs...

## 10 - ?Bridge Over Troubled Water? - 28/02/2023

Bernald is not doing well, but appears to be stable for now. J'org exhausted, passes out. Fiona asks Eggs to take watch and promptly joins him. Eggs is reminded of his hunting trips with his (adoptive) father Aegnor, and remains super vigilant, ears and eyes peeled for any signs of pursuers. Fiona and J'org manage to get a few hours of well deserved rest and are finally looking less on death's door. A noise is heard by Eggs, this time, coming up the stairs. Eggs wakes J'org and Fiona up, stands up, and immediately assumes his Valkyire fire-form. As J'org and Fiona discuss what to do Eggs opens the portal to the fire plane to summon Ember's Brand - but it goes wrong. The portal has been formed improperly and Eggs hurriedly closes it but not before fire pours out hurting all the newly rested members of the gang. Everyone is set-alight by the unholy shart including Bernald. As J'org and Fiona put out the flames Eggs pulls the flames off of bernald and the ground.

Eggs manages to find two health potions hidden in the room and gives one to Fiona as she J'org and Weeble head down the stairs to investigate leaving Eggs to try and administer the remaining health potion to Bernald. His intent being to join the others once Bernald is conscious and under his own power again. Unfortunately, administering the health potion does not go to plan. Eggs props up Bernald and tries to pour the potion into his mouth, but rather than pouring it into his stomach it instead enters his lungs.

While takes place, Fiona, J'org and Weeble are heading down the stairs. They are greeted by a young woman who, startled and scared by the imposing adventurers before her eyes, manages to pass a message from Crithins "the voice in command of Bunglesmerle is not me, he is an impostor. Set me free, kill him, or flee - but know he is not the real Crithins."

Bernald sputtering, Eggs tries to compress his chest to get the liquid out - cracking a rib in the process. He then tries to suck the health potion out of his lungs and fails again. Bernald is sputtering violently and begining to flag. Eggs begins screaming for help.

Fiona, J'org and Weeble hear Eggs calling for help and head back up the stairs to try and help, when they enter the room where he and Bernald should have been, the room is... wrong. It appears to be a mirror image of the room. They investigate the room, J'org's connection with the spirits pulling him toward the large stained-glass window. Not wanting to be rash they try to figure out how to get back through to Eggs and Bernald. At the same time, the room starts to melt around them.

Eggs concerned help isn't coming starts to notice Bernald is sputtering slower and slower, and then, finally. Stops... Bernald is lying motionless, his skin taking on an unnatural greyish blue hue. Eggs frustrated with himself, seemingly unable to help anyone, picks up an instrument from the table and screams in a blind rage while throwing it at the stained glass window - hoping for some kind of catharsis.

Suddenly Fiona, J'org and Weeble are startled as an alchemy instruments bursts through the stained glass window framing a shocked Eggs. The group jump through the stained glass window and run over to help Bernald. J'org takes the Vavanna flower and creates a health potion paste. Then, realizing the difficulty of the usual method of administering the healing potion to the patient, flips Bernald on his front, pulls down his trousers, and shoves his healing large Orc hand coated in the healing paste into Bernalds rectum. Bernald gasps, almost sounding surprised, if an unconsious person can be surprised, and the gang sigh with relief.

The voice invites them upstairs, letting them know his security will be visiting them soon. The gang try to barricade the entrance to the staircase, but suddenly the now magically reformed stained glass window bursts shooting glass everywhere. Fiona and J'org manage to dodge the shrapnel while Eggs uses an improvised shield of fire to melt those coming his way. The dragon introduced itself as Egbert before being commanded to kill the gang. Eggs, looks visibly shaken, remembering what his newly discovered family in the Stiggeans told him about his father, a fireson, becoming something... else. Something consumed by flame. J'org snaps Eggs out of it, explaining to him they can't possibly defend Bernald here and need to escape quickly to draw fire away from him. J'org, Fiona, and Weeble head up the stairs while Eggs takes up the rear. Egbert the dragon breaths fire up the staircase and Eggs manages to hold the fire back from his allies heading up the stairs.

They make their way to the top of the stairs and are presented with a bridge heading to another tower which simply ends halfway. The weather is near hurricane winds with sheets of rain hammering down on them. J'org and Fiona try to test the end of the bridge, taking one of Fiona's pieces of bread and casting light on it before throwing it off the end of the bridge, where it falls out of sight, but then bounces back at the same level of the bridge. J'org puts one foot off the bridge to see if the same will happen to him and off the side of the bridge; decidedly not the case. Once J'org manages to regain his balance he turns to Eggs and says "I need bodies" to which Eggs responds by shedding. J'org unceremoniously throws the Eggs-Valkyrie corpse, which do basically look like him covered in flames with flaming wings. The corpse behaves just as the piece of bread did. Encouraged by the unsettling sight of the makings of a bedraggled corpse bridge, they repeat the process several more times, managing to increase it's length to approximately halfway across the gap. All this time, Egbert the dragon flies beneath awaiting any falling companions.

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