I AM MEGALON

**Astarte:** You foolish animals dare to oppose me, the God of Australia?

*Godzilla, his friends, Moonhidorah, and oh.tjat hitchhiking Kong guy battle against ~~Bagan~~ Astarte*

**Godzilla:** Deat fuck on my for some reason Brooklyn accent, how is he so strong?

**Astarte:** I am one beyond your comprehension, the unbelievable given form right before your eyes!

**Rodan:** dats skinwalker talk-

**Astarte:** who asked

**Godzilla:** So you're an eldritch thing? That's not very scientific! Get out of my realistic minecraft service this-

**Kong:** Uhh Godzilla

**Godzilla:** Yes my stupid sexy monkey partner sidekick sideliner?

**Kong:** Shouldn't we be trying to kill him?

**Moonhidorah head:** Yes I agree with the ape

**RUSSIAN Ghidorah:** Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade

**Mothra:** don't be silly Kong, Godzilla has it handled on his own, I know that as his self proclaimed girlfriend, he'll be fine.

**Godzilla:** Cringe

**Mothra:** I hope you die a peaceful death

**Anguirus:** ...so do I get a funni or am I just-

**Rodan:** When the Imposter is sus

**Anguirus:** ...nevermind

**Godzilla:** Alright alright, I get that we should attack, but have you considered: AY IM WALKIN' HERE

**Mothra:** k I want to bang you Brookzillyn

**Moonhidorah:** I agree

**Ghidorah:** Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade

**Godzilla:** okay so on 1 2 3. 3 3 4 4 5 6 6 6 7 7 7 7 8 8 -

**Kong:** STOP

**Everyone:** Huh?!?!?!?!?

**Kong:** I'm the second main character of this fucking franchise, I'm the main focus besides you. I'll be damned if I let you take credit for my suggestion!

**Godzilla:** oh yeah you dump ape, I'm the one doing the work around here! These are my monster buddies!

**Astarte:** ...

**Kong:** No you're not, just because you have more monsters from your series doesn't mean shit, the last movie focused on me as the underkong!

**Astarte:** ...should I go?

**Godzilla:** People come here for me, me, the Big G, the Atomick Terror, da King of da Pimps, no came to see the first movie for a dumb monkey!

**Astarte:** Hello...?

**Kong:** I still beat your ass in both Showa and Legendary

**Godzilla:** The past doesn't count, we're moving forward with this franchise's marketability!

**Kong:** At least I have a better son and relationship with them than you do!!!

**Godzilla:** ...fuck you... ILL BE HAVING ROASTED MONKEY BRIANS TONIGHT!

**Kong:** GRILLED LIZARD SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

**Astarte:** I think I'll just leave... this is getting aw-

**Both:** YOU STAY RIGGT DUCKING THERE

**???:** I am Megalon

**Godzilla:** ...what

**Meg:** I am Megalon

**Godzilla:** Who the fuck are you?

**Meg:** I am Megalon

**Kong:** We already heard you

**Meg:** I am Megalon

**Moonhidorah:** Perhaps he is mental!

**Ghidorah:** Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade Comrade!!!!!!!

**Moonhidorah:** You're right honey that was cringe and YouTube cancel culturable

**Meg:** I am Megalon

*fucking annihilates Astarte*

**Astarte:** NOOOOOOOOO

**Mothra:** ...scuse me what

**Meg:** I am Megalon

**Godzilla:** who the hell is this guy?

**Meg:** I am Megalon

*he kills all of them in one shot*

**???:** You... what have you done...

*Meg turns around, seeing a pink mini Godzilla*

**WholesomeLovezilla13**: Why have you invaded and reaped my cinnamon roll paradise?

**Meg**: I am Megalon-

**Lovezilla**: Do you have any idea how much work I've put into this world?

**Lovezilla**: I wasn't hurting anyone, offending none, yet you've seen it fit to purge and kill. "I am Megalon-" you were not provoked, you merely attacked suddenly and without mercy!

Thus...

*Lovezilla's limbs outstretched and his eyes sink in*

I WILL TORTURE YOU FOR ALL OF ETERNITY, BUG

**Meg**: I am Megalon

**Lovezilla**: What...?

*the world starts to slow down and glitch out*

**Lovezilla**: What have you done?

**Meg**: I am Megalon

**Lovezilla**: My world is falling apart at the seems!

**Meg**: I am Megalon

**Lovezilla**: what have you done to destroy it, what have you done against me?

**Meg**: I am Megalonl

**Lovezilla**: ILL KILL YOU

*Lovezilla collapses, realizing he's falling apart as well*

**Lovezilla**: Im dying!

**Meg**: I am Megalon

**Lovezilla**: I am gone, I am oh woe, I am disappearing, I am done for!

**Meg**: I am Megalon

**Lovezilla**: NOOOOOOOOOOOKO

*Eventually the world was naught, and all that remained was Megalon*

"I am Megalon" *he spoke, leaving the black void behind to do other stuff*