Greg Piss

Greg Piss has quite a reputation in Jarren's Outpost as a grifter, opportunist and lover. Greg piss is short. Handsome, from afar… slimy but not sweaty. Dressed all in black.Before the events of Jarren's Outpost Hustle, he had accrued quite a debt among many major factions in the city.

Greg's parents were tanners. When they tan leather, they use piss. Greg is in debt 10k to the Quietknives, 9k to the Surefoots, 5k to the Littlelows, his bookie 6k, and 2k to the thieves guild.

## Relationships

* Greg Piss must fetch the Sabers the weapon to marry Laura.
* Greg Piss is well-known by the militia for his illegal hustles.
* Greg Piss is indebted to each of the halfling families at the start of Jarren's Outpost Hustle.
* Greg is aware of Leo's grease game.
* Father Keaton is aware of Greg's reputation.

## Plot

* In For Life, For Love, For Me, Greg is offered by Evelyn that they will lie to Laura, his girlfriend, that he is a worshipper of Lady Willow in return for the weapon. To celebrate the possibility of clearing his debts he decides to sleep with a prostitute, but wakes up in the Blood Cult lair. They take his soul and demand the weapon in return for it. Later, Greg bumps into Periwinkle and Leo.
* In The Docks, the party take out a couple of orc guards. They then see that the gnomes have erected a large wooden structure, and they also hear a roar from Rhodes Keep.
* In Dragon On Your Heels, Some orcs discover the party's plan to find the weapon without being discovered.
* In Confused Chieftain, the party attempts to take the weapon from the main tent. They dive into the water off the docks to escape the dragon.
* In Folly Of Full Plate, the party struggles to swim and fight a shark. Greg explains his debt to Leo and Periwinkle, but hides his relationship to the Blood Cult.
* In Buttons and Sweatrock, the discuss stealing the weapon from Rhodes Keep. Periwinkle takes Leo and Greg to his house, where Periwinkle and Greg sleep. Greg gives Buttons and Sweatrock a hunk of cheese and a chunk of meat. The party meets in a market and organises.
* In Coffees To Go, Greg is hoisted into the Quietknife carriage. He's told that they bought his debt to the Littlelows. They take one of his lungs. After, he goes to the Church of Nomes for help. He thanks Father Keaton for his help and returns to regroup with the party.
* In Papa Littlelow, the party visits Father Keaton. He Heals Leo and Periwinkle. The party return to the Littlelow restaurant, where Little Little is not happy to see him. He's tempted to kill him, but refrains in Periwinkle's presence. Greg and Leo go to see Papa Littlelow. Papa Littlelow asks him to apologise to his daughter for breaking her heart, and he proposes, but it goes badly. Papa Littlelow tells Greg that his debt to the Surefoots is being sold to the Quietknives. They decide to storm Eaton's keep that evening.
* In Rat In A Maze, a carriage picks Greg up - Shane, his bookie, takes him to the warehouse Greg has filled with empty spellbooks. Greg explains his grift. Shane transforms into a Wererat, and he bites Greg as he escapes.
* In O'Rourke's Eleven, Greg kills Shane's cabbie and uses the carriage to escape.
* In Lie For An Eye, Greg crashes the carriage he escaped on. He's brought into the Quietknife carriage where Papa Quietknife has his eye removed. Greg goes to the Sabers and attempts to persuade them to attack Rhodes Keep. Evelyn Plain has his eye replaced with a magic glass one, through which the Sabers can see. At the militia bar, Greg tells the party about the Saber eye.
* In Shadowboxing, after dwarves shell a part of the wall, Periwinkle's team make it into the keep. They hear the roar of the dragon. Leo, and then the rest of the team, are attacked by shadows. They go further into the dungeon and face more shadows.
* In Locked, Periwinkle, Greg and the Thursdays kill shadowless prisoners. The party faffs around a while and eventually gets the vault open. Its magical trap stops them from stealing it, and Greg betrays and attempts to trap them, but Leo hurls a dagger at his leg just in time. He is stabilised and left in the vault. Periwinkle crushes Greg's Saber eye.
* In Little Teaglaigh, Greg wakes up just before Damian Eaton enters the vault, naked, covered in gore. Greg tells Damian that Periwinkle and Leo took the weapon. Damian takes his shadow. Greg asks Damian to deal with the Sabers. Damian takes three of Greg's teeth. Outside Militia HQ, Greg conceals himself headbutting a wall, then appears yelling about being compromised.
* In Off The Force, Greg casts charm person on Toltan. He tells Greg the Surefoots have the weapon, shows him where it might be, and supplies him with equipment and potions. Greg tells him not to trust Periwinkle.
* In Piss' Gambit, Skip Tarkenton runs into Greg. Greg uses the sword Toltan gave him to kill him, then takes his costume and steals his identity. Eventually, Greg finds his way to the Blood Cult Lair in the sewers. Greg interrupts a ceremony, as Skip, and tries to tell Father Moroni about the weapon. He sees through Greg's disguise, and they lock him in some hellish device, but he uses a blink spell to escape. Greg bursts through a grate and starts running, chased by Blood Cultists.
* In Run, Grapple, Jump, Leo uses Eaton's scroll to spot an invisible Greg on a warehouse roof. Leo and Periwinkle climb up to chase Greg, but he slips down. He breaks into a warehouse but Periwinkle spots him and announces his whereabouts. Wednesday and Monday do Greg some damage, so he turns invisible to escape. Greg sees the silhouette of a wererat above him on one of the warehouse roofs.
* In Wererats and Warehouses, Greg escapes into the sewers. He drinks a health potion and uses it to fight Shane the Wererat when it attacks him. He manages to hold Shane's head under water.
* In It's Just Good (Halfling) Business, Greg drinks a health potion while he waits for Shane's body to go limp. He runs off into the sewers.
* In Epilogue: Repercussions, Greg finds the Blood Cult lair and drinks all the souls but fails to find his own. Papa Surefoot employs him to kill Leo and Periwinkle.
* In Souleater, Greg tries to wager the souls he drank with Damian Eaton, who takes them all over the course of five hours. Damian Eaton gives Greg a rod of teleportation and employs a ghost named Gary to follow him, tasking him once more with retrieving the weapon. Greg teleports into the gnomish district, where he attempts to trick his way into an audience with Irky Timbers, but is found out and imprisoned.
* In Ave Maria, Greg agrees to help the gnomes in return for their help - he will enable the gnomes to control Eaton's undead and they'll help him get his shadow. Greg teleports to Father Moroni and manages to get his soul back.

## Quotes

* "Everything's coming up Piss" - Handsome Tom, For Life, For Love, For Me
* "Always bet on Piss!" - Greg, The Docks

* "I had a home-cooked meal, that's rare!" - Greg, Buttons and Sweatrock

* "Sorry, I get my debts confused." - Greg, Coffees To Go

* "People have described me as slippery" - Greg, Lie For An Eye
* "Greg Piss, motherfuckers!" - Greg, Locked

* "Greg Piss is stupid. He's not *that*stupid." - Jackson
* "I'd like to divulge everything I know about every group I'm affiliated with." - Jackson, Little Teaglaigh
* "When Piss works, he works." - Jackson, Off The Force
* "Slippery as an eel. Slippery as a big-cocked eel!" - Joel, Piss' Gambit