Pervert's Dash

🍻*Time to get Princesses WASTED!*🍻

Pervert's dash is a minigame created by Towerdev where the goal is to get three randomly-generated Princesses drunk before the time runs out.

Currently, there are two versions of the game.

Pervert's Dash; an abandoned, old version of the game.

Pevert's Dash UNLIMITED; the current, updated version of the game.

## Controls

Click on the drinks by the counter to have Faun Princess grab them. You can hold two drinks at a time.

Click on a Princess to get her what she has asked for.

If you have both hands full, click on any drink on the counter to unload what Faun Princess is carrying and get that one instead. They will also cycle faster this way.

## Mechanics

Each of the three Princesses will ask for a drink. You need to get all three drunk before the time runs out, or you lose.

There are three stages a Princess can go through; sober, tipsy, and "wasted"; drunk. When a Princess is drunk, they will get out of their seat, remove articles of clothing, have a tantrum, *or throw chairs at you.*

Some Princesses will make your job harder, by special mechanics they have:

## Drinks

There are currently x drinks in the game. Some drinks are Princess-exclusive. All drinks are based off of drinks you see or hear about in the main game.

There are three drinks at a time on the tavern counter. Princesses are more likely to ask for a drink already on the counter to avoid bad RNG. As well as this, drinks being asked for will come around more often. Princesses will not accept drinks until they ask for them, such as Oni Princess with several Oni Jugs in a row.

All princesses have certain drinks they prefer over others.

They cycle about every (5 idk) seconds, and will disappear if Faun Princess hasn't taken them yet.

* The Royal Jug is a rare drink only spawned when Oni Princess is in the tavern. It will be accepted by anyone (?) no matter what they're currently asking for, and will give them as much alcohol as two other drinks, effectively making a Princess twice as drunk.

## Characters

There are currently 18 Princesses in the game, with their own animations and endings. They are listed in order from when they were added, from old to new.

Princesses appear specifically on the left, right, or middle table, and will appear the same way during the bath scene endings.

When Princesses are going to be added, they are added in a set of 3.

* Goblin Princess • Left
* Kobold Princess • Middle
* Human Princess • Right

* Cat Princess • Left
* Dog Princess • Middle
* Mouse Princess • Right

* Moth Princess • Left
* Insect Princess • Middle
* Drider Princess • Right

* Holstaur Princess • Left
* Rabbit Princess • Middle
* Skeleton Princess • Right

* Oni princess • Left
* Bird Princess • Middle
* Harvest Princess • Right

* Ghost Princess • Left
* Finhead Princess • Middle
* Fairy Princess • Right

* Plant Princess • Left (wip)
* Eldritch Princess • Middle (wip)
* Slime Princess • Right (wip)

## Descriptions

Below is a list of collapsible tabs showing the descriptions written for Pervert's Dash and Pervert's Dash UNLIMITED, on the itch.io page.

The first line is the game's profile header, the second line is the game's header, the third line is the description.

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## Changelog

**Below is a list of collapsible tabs describing the Changelog for Pervert's Dash UNLIMITED.**

**Below is a list of collapsible tabs describing the Changelog for Pervert's Dash.**

## Endings

*" Look at them go! In Faun's Tavern, even a Princess can go wild every once in a while."*

*" They will be back sitting on their thrones tomorrow..."*

*" But not before cleansing their bodies and minds in the royal bathtub Faun Princess has prepared for them, till morning comes! "*

When you get all three Princesses drunk, you will receive an ending; including Exclusive Princess dialogue and a code that gives you the costumes for the 3 Princesses you served. They will be shown having a bath together the morning after.

You will either get 3 standalone dialogues, 3 shared dialogues, 2 shared dialogues and one standalone dialogue, 1 shared dialogue and one standalone dialogue, or 2 standalone dialogues and 1 shared dialogue.

## Shared Dialogues

All Princesses have their own standalone dialogue; 2 lines per Princess, like their opinion of Faun Princess or how bad their hangover is.

**Below is a list of *Standalone Dialogues* you can receive when you complete a round.**

## Shared Dialogue

All Princesses also have shared dialogue, occurring with another Princess in the bath.

**Below is a list of *Shared Dialogues* you can receive when you complete a round.**

*These are sorted from alphabetical order, based on who speaks first. If you are looking for a certain Princess, look for the first letter in their name; e.g. **D**rider Princess. If she is not there, look around*

### Shared Dialogue, Part 1; A-G

 Moth Princess
 Bird Princess
 Moth Princess
 Bird Princess

 Kobold Princess
 Cat Princess
 Kobold Princess
 Cat Princess

 Mouse Princess
 Dog Princess
 Mouse Princess

 Kobold Princess

 Ghost Princess
 Harvest Princess

 Fairy Princess
 Moth Princess
 Fairy Princess

 Insect Princess
 Moth Princess
 Insect Princess

 Ghost Princess
 Mouse Princess
 Ghost Princess

 Human Princess
 Oni Princess

 Insect Princess
 Skeleton Princess
 Insect Princess

## Gallery

*Note: The animation galleries are gif-heavy. View with caution if your system may not be able to handle it.*

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Left
SoberTipsyWasted
Middle
Right
SoberTipsyWasted

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Left
Ghost Princess
Middle
Insect PrincessBird Princess
Right

Drinks
BeerRabbit SangriaWineStud's Draught / Shorty SpecialMilkCoffeeRoyal Jug
Moth-Dusted Drinks

## Rewards

When you win a round, you may get a code giving you the costume for that specific group of Princess' costumes.

### Code Masterlist

Each set of 3 Princesses have one code per combination. So, if you have cat, dog, and mouse, the code that specifically gives you their 3 costumes is given to you as a reward for that round.

Below is a list of specific codes, only these must you have to get every costumes. They are the codes giving you the three Princesses that were all released at the same time; EG dog, cat and mouse.

## Trivia

* Coffee is the preferred drink for the Skittering duo; Moth Princess, Insect Princess, and Drider Princess.
	+ This is because, in real life, coffee is considered a poison to insects; in the game's world, coffee is able to make them intoxicated, as shown in Drider's coffee sex scene.