Purple Mr. Rabs (The Mr. Rabs Show)

Purple Mr. Rabs is the second episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. in this episode, Purple Mr. Rabs seeks refugee at Mr. Rabs' House after getting kicked out from their parents place.

## Transcript

* [The episode begins with Purple Mr. Rabs, nervous, trapped in the closet]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I just don’t know how I’m gonna tell ‘em. I’m just so nervous. Don’t worry, it’ll be fine! No, it won’t! Yes it will! No it- AAGH! I just have to work up the courage.
* Angel Purple Mr. Rabs: Just tell em, it’ll be Fine
* Devil Purple Mr. Rabs: You'll be kicked out. Don’t
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Shut up, demon [Flicks Devil Purple Mr. Rabs]
* Devil Purple Mr. Rabs: Why, You!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Comes out of the closet, and is ready to talk to his parents] Mom, Dad?
* Mr. Rabs Sr: Yes, my son?
* Mrs. Rabs: What could be the problem?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I’ve been dating girls lately, and it’s felt weird..
* Mr. Rabs Sr.: What could this mean?!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Look, what I’m trying to say is… I’m.. I’m gay.
* [Cut to the outside of Mr. Rabs Sr.’s House]
* Mr. Rabs Sr.: You are out of the house!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Dad, please!
* Mr. Rabs Sr.: Out! [Slams the door]
* Devil Purple Mr. Rabs: Told you so.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Fuck you bitch
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs porch, he is sitting outside on a rocking chair, looking at the stars]
* Mr. Rabs: [Silences]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Drives his van to Mr. Rabs’ house, he is seen in front of the house]
* Mr. Rabs: Now who could this be? HEY I DON’T HAVE ANY DRUGS HERE!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Walks out of the van] No, i’m not the ops.
* Mr. Rabs: The ops haven’t caught me?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: No, quite the opposite. Our parents kicked me out of the house because I’m gay
* Mr. Rabs: Why’d they do that? I don’t care if you’re gay, You could fuck me for all I care
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We weren’t born in Alabama! We can’t fuck eachother
* Mr. Rabs: Shit!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Anyway, I need a place to stay before I can find my own. Could I stay here for a bit?
* [Cut to a room in Mr. Rabs House, a lone Air Mattress is seen]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Could I have a blanket?
* Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Anything for you.
* Mr. Rabs: How’d he get here?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: He was in the back of my van.
* Mr. Rabs: Ah.
* Narrator: A Few Moments Later
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Outside of a Job Interview] You can do this…
* Job Interviewer: Hello sir, who could you be?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I’m Purple Mr. Rabs. You saw the email?
* Job Interviewer: Uh, yeah. Let me find it. [He scrolls for a while, before clicking the message] Says here that you have experience in the… “Slow Food” Industry.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah.
* Job Interviewer: Let’s get this straight. You used to work in the Slow Food Industry.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yup.
* Job Interviewer: You want to get a job in the Fast Food Industry
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Uh-huh
* Job Interviewer: Wouldn’t it be more obvious to get a job in the “Medium Food” Industry?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: That sounds good to me!
* Job Interviewer: So why do you want a job here
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Why does it matter?
* [Cut to a shot of The Krusty Krab]
* Squidward: Who could this possibly be?
* Mr. Krabs: Meet our new employee, Purple Mr. Rabs!
* SpongeBob: Mr. Rabs? He sounds just like you! This is going to be AMAZING!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, brother. Who’s this fucking idiot?
* Mr. Krabs: Dear Neptune! You can’t say Number 11 in me restaurant!
* Squidward: Number 11? What a barnacle!
* Mr. Krabs: From now on, you’re manning the Salad bar.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Under his breath] Kill yourself, bitch.
* Mr. Krabs: [Under his breath] This guy’s gonna suck.
* [Cut to Salad bar]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: This sucks. Nobody comes here for salad. I’d rather be living with Windows 7 than here.
* [Cutaway to Windows 7]
* Windows 7: Yo! I just pwned you! Get trolled!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: You know how outdated that is?
* Windows 7: What do you mean? I’m the newest thing ever!
* [Cut back to The Krusty Krab]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Checks his watch] Finally, closing time!
* Mr. Krabs: Wait! Before ye leave.. It’s Payday!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Alright!
* Mr. Krabs: [Crying] Me money [Even more crying, while handing the envelope to Purple Mr. Rabs]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Walks out] Good thing that’s over. [The Krusty Krab doors suddenly fly away, as Bikini Bottom is flooded with Mr. Krabs tears]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Unamused] Whatever [Opens envelope] Wait a minute, this fool gave me $30,000!? It was probably an accident, but now I can finally buy a shed to live in.
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs’ House]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, it’s been fun.
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah.
* Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Bye, Mr. Rabs! You’ve been very nice to my boyfriend!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, no problem!
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs waving at them, at they drive away into the sunset]
* Narrator: We’ve all learned one lesson from this, and that’s never be a homophobe! Now get lost.