Bing

* Bing
* CKMAAAIGWTLT-Shirt

> "I'm going in swords blazing, and you know what? If I lose? Who even cares. I came in, and I kicked some ass... and if I win? Then god, won't you be embarrassed."
>
> Bing to TRAINER OF JUSTICE

**Bing** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Chrom. He was initially introduced as a personification of the search engine Bing, who was trying to show his superiority over Google, but over time gradually evolved into being the absolute pinnacle of "just some guy". He is also famous for having remarkable amounts of hubris as well, something which is seen in his fighting style.

After his loss to Dantoinette during CPU Kerfuffle 26, the two began to train together. This training presumably includes learning how to speak rat, as he has shown some ability to communicate with rodents during his match with Zapmouse in CPUK 32.

## Story

Bing first appeared in CPU Kerfuffle 14, where he was sent into the loser's bracket by Plum K. Rool, and then had the absolute misfortune to be the one to fight against Doctor Order, who he 2-0'd, knocking her out of the tournament. Squid Jenny noticed her walking away writing information down on a notepad, which was eventually used to create Google, a clone designed to be a powerful fighter.

During CPU Kerfuffle 17, Bing teamed up with known supervillain and general shitty individual Mozilla to fight against Google, a goal which the two do not accomplish at all. Instead, the "dynamic" duo place dead last in the tournament. Mozilla comes out as homophobic live on stage, which motivates Bing to abandon his grudge against Google and join him and Alabaster Uppercut in a 3v1 against Mozilla in front of Spaghebbi's spaghetti stand. This is a fight that they win with little complication.

Bing made a triumphant return to bloodsport during CPU Kerfuffle 26, a tournament themed around redemption. His reason for joining was stated to be "...getting a good tournament placement finally". Bing did not check the bracket, so was unaware that he was fighting Dantoinette in the first match. Before the fight begins, he sets the goal to take three stocks in total off of her, and throughout the set, he took four in total, two of which were through Chromicides. Bing fights TRAINER OF JUSTICE in the loser's bracket, and is knocked out of the tournament.

CPU Kerfuffle 29's exhibition match reveal that Bing and Dantoinette have been training together, and apparently have fought seventy-eight times 'since the last tournament', all of which are fights that Bing has not won.

Before the events of CPU Kerfuffle 32, Bing challenges Cobalt, who has forfeited his position in bracket, to a fight because Bing was disappointed that the two wouldn't be able to fight in bracket. Cobalt, as god of balance, wanted to cut down his CPU level to make it a fair fight, but Bing refused, wanting to fight Cobalt at full power and got promptly 3-stocked for his own hubris. During the tournament, he is forced to wear a shirt that reads "Cobalt kicked my ass and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." (Skin 6) However, despite this crushing defeat, Bing managed to make a comeback, getting further in a bracket than he ever has before.

## Notes

* Many in the CPU Kerfuffle Fandom theorize that Bing has a passive +10% Damage Bonus against White Women, as he beat both Doctor Order (CPUK 14) and Peppermint (CPUK 32).
* Bing's Chromicide is affectionately referred to as "Getting Bing'd".
* Bing is one of the many, many characters affiliated with the international holiday Man Tiddy Monday.