Christoyam

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> Christoyam

**Christoyam** is a human male who often participates in schemes and shenanigans with Po.

## Biography

### Conception and Birth

Christoyam, alongside his sister July, was conceived through in vitro fertilization. After developing together in their mother's womb, July and Christoyam were born, with July emerging slightly before Christoyam, on September 23, 1999 in Virginia.

### The Final Semester

In Christoyam's final semester of his undergraduate education, he only took three courses: Elementary Partial Differential Equations, Thermal Sciences Design and Laboratory, and Survey of Chemistry. He took the first of these alongside Po under the instruction of Sergei Shabanov. After their class on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, Po and Christoyam would usually go to lunch at the Reitz Union, the Hub, or, on Fridays, Plaza of the Americas for Krishna Lunch. At some point during the semester, July, Christoyam's twin sister, realized that she had a declining balance remaining on her university account, and thus had to spend it all before the end of the semester. Christoyam and Po assisted her with this by spending the money on their lunches. Because the food was "free," the two would feast any time they had lunch together. Christoyam would visit Chick-fil-A to spend this money nearly every day, sometimes even twice: once for breakfast and once for lunch with Po. Because of this, he would occasionally feel his arteries start to clog up and have to take a break from getting food from the establishment.

## Personality and Traits

### Dislikes

#### Beans

Christoyam does not like beans. He typically avoids foods that contain beans, and will ask for beans to be omitted from his meals when he orders bean-containing items at restaurants. One exception to this is Krishna Lunch, where he will eat the beans that come as part of the Friday meal. However, at these meals he avoids the potatoes, as they do not appeal to his tastes. Because Christoyam would eat the beans at Krishna Lunch, it obtained the nickname "Bean Town."

During their final semester at their university, Christoyam and Po would frequent a pop-up restaurant called "Fat G's" that sold barbecue-style food. There, they would most commonly order a bowl containing rice, beans, and meat, with sauce and seasoning on top. Christoyam would typically ask for the beans to be excluded (though he forgot in one instance and suffered through the entire meal), but Po would always take the beans. After sitting down with their food, Po would often antagonize Christoyam by remarking that they gave him an extra bean in his bowl and asking whether Christoyam wanted it.

Though Christoyam does not like standard beans, he is fond of jelly beans. This was revealed when he requested that Po include jelly beans in the eggs for the 2022 Annual Easter Egg Hunt. Christoyam would go on to use the jelly beans he obtained in the hunt to give him energy throughout the day, especially when working on his honors thesis.

### Allergies

Christoyam is allergic to nature and dislikes trees because of it. Po exploited this allergy frequently at Hume, where he would spray Febreze AIR Fresh-Cut Pine in large quantities to antagonize Christoyam.

## Trivia

* Every time Christoyam speaks with his mother on the phone, the letter D walks into the room.
* All of Christoyam's friends are named Po.