Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: Tex and Vexy

Why? Just why? Why does this keep happening? Will it end already?

If you thought my encounters with THX trailers were over, think again. However, I didn't find this trailer as scary as the other ones I have encountered.

I was at Dollar Tree with my mom. What we got from Dollar Tree was a Diary of a Wimpy Kid book for my dad (Since he loves Diary of a Wimpy Kid), a new water bottle, and some Twinkies. Then I went to the DVD section. I saw many mockbusters (since they were mainly free DVDs), but when I continued looking around, I found a unusual one.

It was a Smurfs DVD, but THX-certified. The cover consisted of Papa Smurf, Clumsy Smurf, and Smurfette up close to the camera with scared expressions, while Tex and Vexy were in the background. The DVD was called "Tex and Vexy."

I thought the DVD looked really cool, so I showed my mom the DVD.

She said we could buy it. So, we went to the cashier and she said it was free. Then, we drove home.

Once we got home, I didn’t know what I was waiting for so I put the DVD in my DVD player.

Before I did, my mom told me she would lay down for a nap.

Anyways, once I put the disc in, The DVD abruptly started with the menu. the menu featured the characters and Tex in colored boxes.

The options were "Play Trailer", "Visit THX", "Subtitles", and "DVD Credits". I pressed play to watch the trailer. And when I did, yet another warning came up.

"This trailer was made back in February of 2022 for the release of Alphabet Lore, despite not being THX certified. Also, this trailer must not be viewed by younger audience to watch this, and minors due to the nature of this trailer. Viewer Discretion is advised."

"Oh, boy." i said.

The trailer started with a shot of an empty house. After 5 seconds, Tex and Vexy walked in.

"Well, Vexy, are you ready?" Tex asked.

"Yes..." Vexy said.

"Good." Tex said. He then grabbed out his chainsaw while Vexy chuckled.

It then cut to inside the House, where Narrator Smurf was inside.

"Okay, I’ve got everything ready in case that robot appears." Narrator Smurf said.

He looked around, waiting for the robot to show up. "Any minute now..."

After 4 seconds of waiting, Tex then teleported in front of him.

"What?!" Narrator Smurf yelled.

"Oh, silly Narrator." Tex chuckled. "Your traps don’t work on me. But don’t worry. I’m not gonna kill you."

"Oh, thank goodness." Narrator Smurf said.

"Nope, We are gonna kill you!" Tex said, as Vexy walked in from behind.

"I gotta get outta here!" Narrator Smurf said, as he ran up the stairs.

"Vexy! Our victim is getting away!" Tex told Vexy. "Let's get him!"

Vexy chuckled in agreement, before running up the stairs with Tex, who had his chainsaw out.

It then showed two shots; first, it showed Narrator Smurf running from Tex and Vexy, trying to find a place to hide, and second, it showed Tex and Vexy running down the hallway, chasing Narrator Smurf.

Tex was running the closest, while Vexy was catching up.

"Found ya!" Tex yelled, as he wielded his chainsaw.

"Please don't kill me!" Narrator Smurf pleaded. "I didn't do anything."

"...says the man who set up a trap for me." Tex mocked.

"Okay, that’s true but you deserved it!" Narrator Smurf said, panicking.

"How dare you say that to the T-man?!" Tex said. "That’s it! It’s time to die!"

He and Vexy charged towards Narrator Smurf, and right before they made contact with him, the screen cut to black, as I could hear blood splattering, chainsaw buzzing, punching (Presumably from Vexy), Tex’s evil laughter, and Narrator Smurf's agonizing scream.

"What is going on?" I asked myself.

But the trailer still went on yet. it showed a shot of the THX hideout.

There was silence for 3 seconds until Papa Smurf, Clumsy Smurf, and Smurfette walked into the shot.

All of a sudden, they began to wonder where they were.

"Hello?" said Papa Smurf.

They all looked around, confused at where they were. Just then, after looking around for a few seconds, they heard evil laughter.

"Um, Guys?" Clumsy Smurf asked worriedly. "Where did that sound come from?"

All of a sudden, Tex dropped down with Vexy, grinning evilly.

"OH NO!" Papa Smurf yelled.

"Hello there, Smurfs. What are you all doing in my hideout?" Tex said.

Smurfette then looked at Vexy with an angry expression. "Bring it on..."

Vexy did the same to Smurfette. "Oh yeah..."

Smurfette marched towards Vexy to attack her, only for Tex to charge up and kick her in the face. Smurfette skid on the floor, away from the group.

She regained balance and got up weakly.

"Come catch me, Smurfette!" Vexy teased, before camouflaging.

Smurfette threw her arms around to catch where Vexy's chuckles can be heard, before Smurfette's neck began to get crushed and choked by nothing.

"Smurfette!" Papa Smurf and Clumsy Smurf exclaimed.

Tex walked up to Smurfette who was still being strangled, laughing stupidly, holding a dagger.

He then stabbed Smurfette in the chest, as she bled to death and fell to the ground.

"Oh My Goodness!" Papa Smurf gasped in horror.

"Now that the Smurf girl is done for, who's next?" Tex said.

"Run!!" Clumsy Smurf yelled. He and Papa Smurf ran off.

"Oh, they're not going anywhere. Let’s get them, Vexy!" Tex told Vexy.

"Piece of Cake!" Vexy said. Then they ran after them. Vexy is dashing while Tex was flying with his jetpack.

It then cut to Clumsy Smurf and Papa Smurf running. Papa Smurf was hopping while Clumsy Smurf was dashing. After 6 seconds of running, Vexy caught up to Clumsy Smurf and started punching him.

Clumsy Smurf groaned in agony as he was being attacked by Vexy. After a few seconds, Clumsy Smurf lays down as he had marks on his body.

Papa Smurf yelled "Holy Smurfy!"

Tex then flew to Clumsy Smurf, now holding the freeze ray from Despicable Me.

"Got any final words?" Tex asked Clumsy Smurf, as he pointed the freeze ray to Clumsy Smurf's face.

"No..." Clumsy Smurf said, weakly.

Tex then freezed Clumsy Smurf to death with his freeze ray as Clumsy Smurf screamed in a blood-curdling tone.

After he froze Clumsy Smurf, Tex grabbed out his mallet and smashed Clumsy Smurf's frozen corpse into pieces.

Tex then looked at Papa Smurf as he grabbed out his chainsaw and his handsaw to kill Papa Smurf.

Papa Smurf screamed and ran away to evade the psychotic robot and escape.

"Oh, this elderly smurf is running away! Vexy! Let's get him!" Tex told Vexy.

"Alright! Here we go again!" Vexy said.

Tex began to swing his chainsaw around, laughing like crazy as Vexy followed him.

Papa Smurf then found the hallway and attempted to go through the door, but it was shredded in half by Tex’s chainsaw. Papa Smurf ran again to find a place to hide, with Tex and Vexy shredding everything that got in their way such as decorations, walls and even photos.

Papa Smurf then found a wall that he can hide behind.

He hid behind it to catch breath, but lowered it so he won’t get killed.

"Oh, Elder... Where are you?" Tex said in a sing-song voice.

"Come out, Come out, whatever you are..." Vexy said. "We’re not going to kill you; we’re only going to hurt you very bad."

Papa Smurf hid back behind the wall to avoid being caught and silently panted.

Tex then put on his sensibility to calculate where Papa Smurf was and he did.

"Hey, Vexy. I know where that elderly smurf is." Tex proclaimed.

Papa Smurf widened his eyes in shock when he heard what Tex is.

At that moment, Tex appeared right in front of Papa Smurf.

Papa Smurf let out a short scream once he saw the evil robot right in front of him.

"Time to have a fun time with the T-Man!" He said, before chuckling evilly.

Tex grabbed Papa Smurf by the leg and he flew off into the sky. Papa Smurf screamed as he was being kidnapped by the robot, before they hovered in the air.

"Ready to go skydiving with the T-Man, Elderly Smurf?" Tex teased.

"NO! I demand you to put me down properly this instant!" shouted Papa Smurf.

Tex chuckled and pulled his cartoony grin after Papa Smurf said that.

"Very well then. Your wish has been granted." Tex then ungripped from Papa Smurf's leg and Papa Smurf fell screaming as he plummeted 100 feet.

He then hit the ground and the sound of bones breaking was heard, which could possibly mean his legs broke from the fall. He then gets up.

Vexy then stepped into the scene, holding a handsaw. Tex dropped down on the opposite side, holding his chainsaw.

"So long, Papa Smurf!" Vexy said, before chuckling sinisterly.

"You know what? You two are monsters! As in psychopaths! I hope you have a fun time in hell for your actions!" Papa Smurf shouted in anger. Tex then started up his chainsaw and Vexy twirled her handsaw around. Papa Smurf began to whimper at the sight.

Tex got his chainsaw ready and sawed Papa Smurf's arms off, while Vexy sawed his head off.

Papa Smurf began to let out a realistic, blood-curdling scream as he was being mutilated to death by the two criminals, while they laughed like crazy torturing their victim.

The criminals then backed away from Papa Smurf, and he realized that he was completely amputated. His arms and head were sawed off and blood was leaking from them.

Papa Smurf began to slowly die as he bled to death, while his eyes turned wide open and his mouth became agape.

The scene then cut to black.

But the trailer wasn’t over yet, it showed just one more scene.

It showed a shot of an empty hallway. There was silence for four seconds until Gutsy Smurf walked in. "Hello, I'm here!"

However, Gutsy Smurf then got nervous at where he was. "Hello?"

Gutsy Smurf then looked around the hallway, before noticing the corpse of Narrator Smurf, He then noticed the exit and came walking towards it.

It showed Gutsy Smurf's POV walking toward the exit. Just then, Tex and Vexy teleported in front of him.

"Hello, Ancient Smurf." Tex said. "Where's your manager?"

"Oh My Smurf!!" Gutsy Smurf yelled. He then found a crowbar and threw it at Tex, hitting him in the head.

"EEOWOWOWOWOWOWOI!" Tex yelled. "That’s it! Let’s get him!"

Tex and Vexy then charged at Gutsy Smurf, the former holding his mallet.

Gutsy Smurf let out a short scream and tried running away, but he was hit by Tex’s mallet, knocking him over.

Vexy then approached Gutsy Smurf, holding Tex’s chainsaw. She held the chainsaw in the air and swung it down on Gutsy Smurf, but before it made contact with him, it cut to black.

It then showed a shot of the THX logo as seen in the Moo Can trailer. Just then, the deep note raised and played, but instead of the screams, it instead was the sound of Papa Smurf, Clumsy Smurf, Smurfette, Gutsy Smurf, and Narrator Smurf.

The Deep Note sounded kinda cool in my opinion. When the Deep Note faded out, Tex and Vexy dropped down to the ground and faced the audience.

"Greetings, Smurfs fans. The Sexiest Texiest of all Dexiest Pexiest has just teamed up with Vexy." Tex said.

"That's right! I even killed 2 Smurfs!" Vexy replied.

So, remember this so-called viewers. If you are ever scared of me, Vexy, or my company, we will track you down." Tex remarked.

Vexy then finished the monologue by saying, "Or even worse, I will extract your screams with my newly-programmed scream extractor."

Vexy and Tex then spoke in unison before leaving, "Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let Tex and Vexy bite!" Tex pressed the button on his chest and flew off into the shadows, laughing evilly, while Vexy walked away before the trailer faded to black.

The famous THX slogan "The Audience Is Listening" was displayed on the screen for ten seconds.

I was appalled by the nature of this trailer. I attempted to eject the disc out of my DVD player, but as soon as I was about to, one more picture came up.

It was a close-up shot of Vexy grinning, but she was stained in blood, she was drooling blood out of her mouth, and I could hear a loud shriek of a woman with a distorted version of a very loud version of the famous wilhelm scream. That scared the absolute crap out of me. After the jumpscare, it took me back to the menu.

That jumpscare at the end might be the scariest jumpscare yet. I also realized that tons of elements were stolen from the Tex & Randall trailer that Rohan discovered.

If I’m being honest, I actually liked that trailer. It wasn’t too scary unlike the other ones I saw, and so, I managed to keep it.

However, I still knew that Adam Kennington made it.

If you come across this trailer, maybe you should watch it. However, just be aware of the jumpscare at the end.