ORD-008

**Item #**: ORD-008

**Clearance Level**: 4

**Object Class**: Keter

**Risk Evaluation**: Code Red

**Status**: Restrained

**Optimal Restraining Directions**: The only way to keep ORD-008 from arriving on Earth and ending humanity as we know it is supplying it with the species known as the ███████. By allowing it to sabotage spaceships and kill ████████s, it remains satisfied.

By turning the misadventures of the ████████s into a video game, entertainment can be provided by the murder of living creatures.

When the time comes, it must be ejected into space, dropped from a high altitude, dropped into a propeller, or thrown into lava. These have shown to be the only ways to consistently kill ORD-008.

**Description**: ORD-008 is an alien shapeshifter. The most common form it takes is that of a three foot tall jelly bean shaped person in a space suit, with a body consisting of one singular bone. No matter what form ORD-008 takes, it still can open its stomach to show many sharp teeth, and a long, tendril-like tongue. No arms are visible, yet it is capable of snapping necks with ease. Their strength is enough to instantly snap a human's neck. It seems to be extremely versatile with weapons.

It has been observed traveling very fast through vents.

**Proposal**: Stop sacrificing spaceships and ████████s.

**Response**: Haha, no.

Below are journal entries of a ████████ from the future. Proceed only if you have the clearance level required.

**Identity confirmed**: Senior Researcher John J. Ogloman Peterson, Site-42

**Day 10**: Ten of us were headed to Polus, on the Skeld. We made a pit stop on another planet for resources, and three of us were separated from the group. They did come back, with a bit of extra food.

**Day 14**: Today, we stopped by a MIRA HQ. They wanted us to help them fix things that broke a few days ago. Although, there has been the smell of death coming from electrical for a while.

**Day 15**: When we checked electrical, we found three dead bodies. When we gathered in the cafeteria to discuss, four more people had died. 13 of us were left, and all ten of us from the original Skeld mission survived. Hopefully, whatever killed those people will stay there.

**Day 16**: I swear yesterday there were 13 of us. Now, I only count 10. Now that I think about it, there is a weird smell coming from the vents...

**Day 17**: The three employees from MIRA HQ have died. Whatever was killing is still among us. It is one of the people on the Skeld.

**Day 25**: Miraculously, no one else died on the way to Polus. The three guys who were separated on day 10 weren't doing much else though.

**Day 26**: This may be the last you hear of us. We will be sending someone into the lava by the end of the week.

**Day 28**: Lime's body was found in the med bay, and the only one whose whereabouts could not be accounted for was Red. We chucked him into the lava, and before he made contact, his stomach opened up, and a long tendril that looked somewhat like a tongue tried to grab a ledge.

**Day 30**: Okay, so, Pink, Orange, Yellow have been found dead. There definitely are multiple of whatever these things are.

**Day 32**: Everyone was accounted for yesterday, but today, Blue was found dead, with multiple stab wounds in his back, which matched the knives that MIRA gave each of us. Green's had just been washed. I think he might be the other killer.

**Day 33**: Today, I almost died. Green snuck up on me, and I heard the sound of a pistol loading, but Purple showed up just in time. He drew his pistol, and fired four shots into Green. We dissected his body, and found many teeth where his intestines should have been. We threw the body into the lava.

**Day 34**: After building a MIRA base on Polus, everyone decided that we should head to a different MIRA HQ.

**Day 36**: The reactor suddenly went haywire and Purple and I went to fix the problem. When we got there, Black was already there, even though he was on the other side of the ship just moments before. I don't know what's up with him, but I think he's the last killer, since the other two were among those who were separated.

**Day 40**: This is Purple. Two days ago, Black killed Cyan. I can hear Black coming down the hall. I've closed the doors. This will be the last entry. I don't think I can hold him back for long. His long tongue has penetrated the door. This is the end for me. Purple, signing off, forever. (The sound of a gun loading can be heard here.)

**Note**: We found the recordings in the Time Vault in Site-42. The fate of Purple is unknown. It is most likely Black caught and killed Purple.