Joline Kerr (Dimension-232)

**Joline Kerr** was the proud owner of the Dollar Tree that was built in New Poglandia. She was a part of the main group of people who first moved to New Poglandia. Her pride and joy, the Dollar Tree, was destroyed by the Penid Goblin on the day it was opening. Ever since, Joline has sworn a vengeance against the Penid Goblin.

## History

### New Poglandia

In September of 2021, five more people were sent out to new lands, to create a working society, just like Old Poglandia. These people were Frank Lime, Percy Matthews, **Joline Kerr**, Bumbo and Harvey. Upon reaching the new land, each set up shop right in the same area, except for Percy, who decided to explore a nearby forest. Joline found a nice hole in the side of the mountain, and decided she would live there. While Bumbo, Harvey and Frank all had their own interactions, Joline finished up her hut, and began work on another project, her Dollar Tree. Joline believed that she knew all of the members of New Poglandia, before she even met them. She also claimed to have been a part of Old Poglandia, and that all of the people from New Poglandia were also there. None of this was true however, but Joline was very sure of this fact. She was also very sure she worked at a Dollar Tree in Old Poglandia, that was destroyed when Danny's house exploded. But this too, was not true. Nevertheless, Joline was going to rebuild her Dollar Tree, and work in it.

Joline would have her first interaction with the Penid Goblin soon after. He saw Joline working on her farm. The man flew down to Joline's house, as she went back inside. He landed, and knocked on the door. When Joline didn't answer, the man decided to throw down the door with his superhuman strength. He entered, as Joline looked on, panicked. He threw Joline over, and shouted at her, telling her to stop building the Dollar Tree, and that everyone in New Poglandia needed to leave, and not repeat the mistakes of Old Poglandia. He told her that if she didn't listen, then terrible things would happen. The man hoped back onto his glider, and Joline asked what the man's name was. He turned to her, and told her to call him the *Penid Goblin*. And with that, the Goblin flew off, cackling as he did. This encounter frightened Joline, but not enough to deter her from continuing her construction.

About a week later, after a trip to find sand, Bumbo and Joline returned home. While Joline was in her home, she heard loud explosions from outside her house. She ran outside and saw the Goblin bombing the side of Bungolo Peak. Joline had been able to snap a couple photos of the Goblin, and showed them to her neighbor, Frank, who didn't believe Joline.

### Christmas Time and the Grand Openings

A month later, in about mid-December, things had been very quiet in New Poglandia. The residents were able to finish their houses, while Joline continued working on the Dollar Tree. While Joline was working on the store, Bumbo came down the mountain to talk about Penid Goblin, since he knew Joline was the only other person to have any interaction with the man. Frank saw the two talking and began to eavesdrop on them. He didn't hear much, but his distrust towards the two began to grow. Days after this, Frank and Joline were ready to open their stores. Frank went first, opening the Tally Hall to the public. Frank made all of the residents of New Poglandia pay full price, as they walked through the museum of (mostly fake) oddities from Old Poglandia, including Uncle Joey's real armour (dyed leather armour) and "real" iron from Jod. After the tour, Joline guided the group over to the Dollar Tree for it's grand (re)opening. Frank didn't join them, as he was old and tired, and needed a nap. While he took his nap however, he was approached by the Penid Goblin, who knocked Frank out, to assure he wouldn't wake up. Then, Penid Goblin got on his glider and flew over to the Dollar Tree, just as Joline opened it's doors. Penid Goblin flew above the group and laughed, as he tossed several of his Pumpkin Bombs into the store, destroying it. When the dust settled, there was nothing left but a crater where the store once was. Not only that, but the Goblin also bombed the community Nether portal, which was nearby. As everyone stood up and tried to understand what just happened, the Goblin flew back over to the group, and revealed that Bumbo was the one who supplied him with the pumpkins for the bombs. With that final message, Penid Goblin flew off. But the day was far from over, as Joline was absolutely crushed by the destruction of the Dollar Tree. When the group tried to comfort her, she turned to Bumbo and began to accuse him of causing the explosion. Bumbo tried to explain that he had no idea what Penid Goblin was going to use the pumpkins for, but Joline didn't care. She told Bumbo to meet her in the crater where the Nether portal had been, so they could fight to the death. Thankfully, when the two showed up, so did everyone else, and they were able to de-escalate the situation.

The very next day, to try and clear the tense air between everyone, Percy decided to throw a Christmas party, and everyone was invited. Everyone showed up, and they all had a great time. Frank drank most of Percy's alcohol and talked about Iraq, which he does when he's drunk. While at the party, the crew decides that on the hundredth day of New Poglandia, they should all go to Old Poglandia.

### A Trip to Old Poglandia

On the one hundreth day of New Poglandia (December 29th, 2021), Joline, Frank, Bumbo and Percy, all head out to Old Poglandia. It takes them several hours to reach the place, but once they do, they begin to explore immediately. They find the Homeland and Cum Tower first, and see what has happened since Uncle Joey last left the place. The Homeland is in a much worse condition, with things broken, and lots of graffiti covering the walls. After they were done in the Homeland, the group took the Nether Highway to Mecca. When they got there, they searched around and saw the Cumlord statue, and the Dragon Egg monument. At some point during their search of Mecca, Frank found something that sparked his interest, which resulted in him cutting his adventure short, and he quickly headed back to New Poglandia. After Frank had left, the trio decided to head back through the Nether Highway, when Joline remembered something from her past in Old Poglandia, an old cabin in the middle of the snow. Joline also remembered how to get there, and led the group to the cabin. They all entered the cabin slowly, and saw it was empty. When they looked around, they saw several notable things, like flags from Old Poglandia, and a full netherite armour set. The group then found a ladder which led to a basement, which had a large fish tank, which held Reggie, and a room which was boarded off. They took the boards off the door, and entered the secret room.

Inside, Joline, Percy and Bumbo found a large glass tube, the Penid Goblin's armour, his bombs, and his glider. They quickly realized they were in the home of the Penid Goblin, and began to race out. They didn't make it far before they were stopped by the owner of the house, Uncle Joey. He had just come home from gathering more firewood, and caught the group trying to leave his house. When they were caught, they didn't know what to do, as they thought that Joey would kill them, but he didn't, he explained to them what happened after Old Poglandia, and how he became the Goblin. In his ramblings, he mentioned the name Frank, which sparked Percy to ask who Frank was. Joey explained that he had a brother named Frank, and that was when the group finally put it together that Frank was related to Joey. Joey then asked the group if he could come back to New Poglandia with them, as he was worried what could happen if he stayed in the cabin any longer. Each member of the group had a different answer: Percy didn't trust Joey and didn't want him to come back with them, Bumbo thought the opposite, thinking that Joey needs their help, and Joline, who wasn't even thinking about what to do with Joey. She was thinking about something else, her past. When they ran into Joey, he told Joline that he had never met her before, which confused Joline, since she certainly remembers living in Old Poglandia with Joey and the rest of the crew. While the rest of the group talked about what to do with Joey, Joline decided to go into the Nether portal, and run away. Bumbo and Percy were unable to stop her, and finally agreed to let Joey come back with them.

### Sad Joline

Joline quickly found a new place to live, and started a new life, away from the residents of New Poglandia. She was very quickly found by the Penid Goblin, who told Joline that she was from a different universe, and she needed to get home. Joline agreed to let the Goblin help her, and their toxic friendship began. Sometime after this, Goblin told Joline that she needed to talk to Percy about Archibald. Joline made her way to Percy's house, and whlie Percy was outside yelling at Quinn, snuck into Percy's living room. Percy went back into his house, where he was met with the sight of Joline. Joline told Percy to not freak out, and that she needed to talk to Percy, but also needs to know what Quinn is at New Poglandia for, so Joline tells Percy to run back outside and invite Quinn in. Percy agrees, and apologizes to Quinn, and invites him inside. Once inside, Quinn and Percy chat, and Quinn learns several untrue facts about the residents of New Poglandia. Quinn thanks Percy for the information, and heads back home. After Quinn had left, Joline came downstairs and asked Percy what Quinn was there for, and Percy reassured Joline that she had nothing to worry about.

Joline, still sad and wanting to go home, continued to get manipulated by the Penid Goblin, who kept giving Joline small hints, that would slowly push her farther along the path Goblin was setting up for her. She ended up finding out about the hidden bunker under the Tally Hall, and several other things. She then began to write in the New Poglandia groupchat, pretending to be Lambda, but she was caught rather quickly. When everyone's mailboxes were stolen, the groupchat was asked about who stole them, but nobody came forward. But Joline did begin to talk about possibly setting up a meeting with Lambda. Realizing how dangerous that could be, Quinn told Joline she shouldn't talk with Lambda until she has talked to a lawyer. Joline mentioned that she didn't have a lawyer, so Quinn saw the missing mailboxes and Joline's need for a lawyer, and came up with an idea. He told Joline he would talk to the Paragon Corp about sending a lawyer to New Poglandia, and within twenty four hours, the company provided.

Days later, Saul found his second client: Joline Kerr. She made her way into Saul's office, since Quinn had told her to meet with Saul before talking to any other member of New Poglandia. After enough convincing that Joline could trust Saul, she finally revealed everything she had been working on to Saul, which included the phrase "total nuclear fallout". She also revealed to Saul that she had been working with Penid Goblin. Saul told Joline to first, never interact with Penid Goblin again, under any circumstance. Second, she needs to completely lay low, as pretty much everyone in New Poglandia is after her. Joline agrees and heads home. The next day, Joline went back to Saul's office, and brought up the idea of showing Saul where she had been living, and what she had been working on. Saul agreed to join her, since finding out what Joline was up to was exactly what Saul needed to do. He followed Joline to her new home, and saw everything she had been working on.

## Equipment and Abilities

### Abilities

* Voices in Head
* Genius-Level Intellect

## Trivia

* Joline listens to 100Gecs, Weezer and 1 Trait Danger.
* Joline is the one who started the Mob Museum.