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347: September 23, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Lana Del Rey, Paul Harvey, Joycelyn Elders, Andrew Pollock, Savannah Hernandez, Joel Skousen

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day of Alex Jones' show to see what's up. In this installment, the gents explore Alex's strange new musical interest, discuss his some of his feelings about the climate, and learn that Alex's dad may actually be a life-long member of the Globalists.

## Tidbits

* Alex uses Lana Del Rey to open his show
* Discussion: Alex likes Lana Del Rey's new album
* Alex missed a chance to see Lana Del Rey
* Alex rambles about heavy metal
* Discussion: Alex's Lana Del Rey history
* Discussion: Born to Die
* Alex co-opts a Paul Harvey story
* Discussion: Alex is Paul Harvey's descendent
* Schools will molest your kids
* Alex reminisces on Joycelyn Elders
* Alex admits claim about Elders is not true
* It's official! The left endorses pedophilia worldwide!
* Discussion: InfoWars comments
* Discussion: masturbation manual
* Special report: supplement ad
* Discussion: Present day audience engagement
* Discussion: Carpe Donktum's meme-world
* Alex went to LA to be on TI's podcast
* Alex rants about climate change
* Discussion: CAUSE and climate change
* Discussion: UNESCO, NAMBLA, and ILGA
* Guest: Andrew Pollock
* Interview not covered
* David Jones eventually joined the globalists
* Discussion: Alex just committed slander
* Trump can't release the miracle medical stuff
* They're just trying to scare you about climate change
* Discussion: Polar bear populations
* Discussion: Climate change and suicide
* Black Friday 2 months early
* Guest: Savannah Hernandez
* Savannah was afraid of climate change because of 2012
* Discussion: Starving polar bear photo
* Alex makes claims based off of Savannah's video
* Savannah pretends to be with "Action 7 News"
* Discussion: Journalistic ethics
* Discussion: InfoWars reporters are recognizable
* Guest: Joel Skousen
* This video triggers libs
* Alex made another racist video, it's just an ad for Alex's video site, banned.video
* Joel isn't impressed by video
* Alex says they'll control who goes on banned.video
* Joel: Socialism always has hidden victims
* WWI/WWII were false flags to bring about one world government
* Joel: get your kids out of public school
* Discussion: Present day is more palatable

## References

* Cool It: The Skeptical Environmentalist's Guide to Global Warming by Bjorn Lomborg
292: January 14, 2013

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Today, Dan and Jordan dig into the past to try to learn more about how Alex Jones covered the days after Sandy Hook, but things go a little off the rails in this installment. On this episode, Alex has managed to land a guest he's very excited about, the "Obama-Phone Lady," which leads to a very weird day at the InfoWars studio.

## Tidbits

* Alex has Obama Phone Lady on (Alex doesn't know her name)
* Alex paid a listener $5k to track down OPL
* Discussion: history of OPL
* Alex wants to hire and educate OPL
* OPL should do comedy
* It's like Trading Places, but not
* Discussion: What is an Obama Phone?
* Alex talks about 1984 incorrectly
* OPL is the archetypal Obama supporter
* OPL barges into studio
* Alex says Robby Parker and people in his situation could act weird
* Alex: I'm not going to talk about parents of dead kids
* Alex is in Mike Rotondo mode
* Alex loves Eye of the Tiger
* Billy in California wants to talk about Satan
* OPL's name is Michelle Dowery
* They both know Obama didn't start the phone plan
* Republicans are bad, but Dems want to kill blacks
* OPS's phone keeps going off, Alex allows it
* Alex tries to use her as an example
* OPL thinks Wyoming isn't in the USA
* Alex tries to twist OPL's words into illegal voting narrative
* God speaks through the lottery
* Caller: Hey, you should watch The Obama Deception and get InfoWars Magazine
* Caller: Key in NY calls Alex out
* Discussion: how Alex covered OPL initially
2016 US presidential election

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Alex Jones and Infowars made a lot of hay and money out of spreading misinformation during the campaign, including repeatedly defaming the families of mass shooting victims after he was criticized for previously doing so by Hillary Clinton.
229: Mars Germans and Moon Leases

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a break from talking about Alex Jones to check in with the wacky world of Project Camelot, to learn about some high class Space Weirdos. On this installment, the gents meet two men who claim to have spent 20 years each working in space. Their stories are interesting, but their revelations about space laws are game changers.

## Tidbits

* Jason Rice and Tony Rodriguez might be super soliders
* Kerry doesn't know how to classify/designate Jason and Tony
* Having 2 guests may cause bandwidth issues
* Jason befriended an alien at age 2
* Kerry almost calls the alien Stein
* Jason was in a government program at age 10
* Kery skips over most of Jason's bio
* Tony was a sex slave without his permission
* Tony was sold to Secret Space Program, sent to Mars as a soldier
* Tony was a slave soldier
* Tony was a soldier for 20 years, put back into his body at the same moment he was taken
* Mars German false flag
* Jason makes Mars Germans boring
* Space border patrol
* Jason served 20 years in IDARF
* Jason was put back a few hours after he was taken
* Jason's supersoldier enhancements were nanintes, but they've been cleaned out
* Discussion: Why would Mars Germans return anyone?
* Jason was a psychic in Iran-Contra for the CIA and classified as a clone
* Toney was inspired by Randy Kramer
* Space Germans are Nazis
* Sirius is a breakaway colony
* Sirius reports to Antarctica high command
* This is hollow earth bullshit
* Only Mars German officers could speak German
* Jason did space false flags for the Draco
* Space globalists
* Discussion: Actual purpose of con artists
* Jason explains how it all went down
* IDARF was fomred when the Mars Germans wanted out of the lease on the Moon Base
* Discussion: Moon Rent Control
* Tony the Space Pirate
* Earth music is illegal in space
366: November 5-6, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Joy Behar, James O'Keefe, Jacob Engels, Roger Stone, Robert Barnes, Owen Shroyer

### OOC Drop

I've been tricked into Satanic rituals twice

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex wades around in a kiddie pool full of racism, then embarks on a two-day adventure of trying to reveal the name of a potential juror in Roger Stone's trial.

## Tidbits

* Top Story: perception is not reality
* Mormon missionary murders
* Joy Behar wanted to bone Alex
* Alex talks about Nigerian Prince scam
* Get a gun if you're going camping
* Alex is super racist
* Proud boy judge
* Alex tries to tie Epstein to climate change
* population control story
* The Holy Spirit told Alex he's going to be a preacher
* Gross murder fantasy
* Guest: James O'Keefe
* Project Veritas ABC/Epstein video
* Hospitals won't treat racists
* Guest: Jacob Engels, reporter on Roger Stone
* Alex and Jacob make hay out of judge not kicking out Obama era communications director from potential juror pool
* Alex tries and fails to figure out who potential juror is twice
* Alex has an epiphany
* Guest: Robert Barnes
* Drag Queen Story Time rant is auto pilot
* Barnes swings for the fences
* Alex still doesn't understand empathy
* Barnes is sexist as fuck
* So many ad pivots
* Owen Shroyer gets in an argument during his on the street reporting
216: November 11, 2010

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the Nov. 11, 2010 episode of The Alex Jones Show. On the nights of Nov. 9-10, 2010, Glenn Beck aired a deeply antisemitic two-part "expose" about how George Soros is the "puppet master" pulling the strings of the secret government machine. The gents got to thinking that maybe Alex's response to those broadcasts might tell them a little something. It turns out, it just might speak volumes.

## Tidbits

* 2018: Alex says he's known that Soros is a puppet master since he was in high school
* 2010: Alex denies Soros is the puppet master
* Alex has sources in Fox that spy on Glenn Beck
* Glenn Beck has 5 people who watch InfoWars to steal info
* Alex is starting to like Glenn Beck
* George Soros is not the puppent master
* Alex teases the true puppet master
* Alex likes Beck because Beck predicts another terror attack in the style of Oklahoma City
* Alex has no issue with Beck except for claiming Soros is the mastermind
* Alex claims Mark Penn is a Clintonite
* Discussion: Mark Penn
* Soros is low level, not the puppet master
* Discussion: Globalist leadership structure
* Alex is excited Glenn Beck (who has 3 million viewers) said something Alex agrees with
* Alex is mad that Beck hates Muslims
* Soros is bad, but he's not the puppet master
* Ad pivot: look at this knife!
* Alex has moles, but he doesn't need them bc he knows everything
* Top of the pyramid: Federal Reserve
* Alex wants a chalkboard
* Soros is middle management
* Top tier: Rothschild, Rockefeller, British royal family
* David Rockefeller is the Omnibudsman
* Soros is servant class
* Discussion: 2010 political landscape
* Discussion: Alex in 2016 is the same as Glenn Beck in 2010
266: December 14, 2012

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Today, Dan and Jordan decide there's no time like the present, so they embark on an investigation into how Alex Jones covered the tragedy at Sandy Hook. How did Alex come to the position where he would say on air that the events were staged? How long did it take him to get into those narratives? Episode one of the investigation may not answer any of the "big questions," but it certainly provides a number of clues.

## Tidbits

* Corrections
* Start of Sandy Hook investigation
* Starting day of shooting
* Start of show, reports shooting happened, goes to gun talk
* Big news: Big Jim Tucker says Obama is sending troops to Turkey
* Alex is redpilled and feels new emotions
* Alex knows what globalist books say
* Alex learns extent of shooting, doubles down on gun talk
* It may be staged
* Teacher should have been armed
* Real or fake, it's all about guns
* Caller: is this fake?
* Alex wants it to be fake
* Caller: Why kids bowl?
* Say a prayer for kids killed by globalists
* Alex's gut says it's staged
* Caller: What are the signs?
* Guest: Larry Grathwald, weather underground spy
* Larry, do you think it was fake?
* We need to talk to people before they get threatened
* I'll read your comments live on air
* This will inpsire real nuts
* Special report: Mayan apocalypse
* Real or not? Who knows!
278: January 3, 2013

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Today, Dan and Jordan continue their exploration of what Alex Jones was up to back in the days and weeks after Sandy Hook. In this installment, it appears that Alex recently learned about gaslighting. He spends most of the show accusing the "Globalists" of gaslighting people, while gaslighting his audience like crazy.

## Tidbits

* Discussion: This American Life segment on Alex
* Alex learned what gaslighting is
* Piers Morgan Sucks
* Illinois gun ban bill
* Machine gun nest checkpoints
* Cops are pulling over InfoWars employees and their significant others
* Sobriety checkpoint rant
* Don't trust poor hospitals
* Doctors are trying to give pregnant women extra vaccines
* Alex reads definition of gaslighting on air, then gaslights his audience about gun grabbing
* Alex's voice over bumper is gaslighting
* Alex is kinda OK with eugenics
* Alex takes calls from Obama supporters
* Caller: Obama is a British dual citizen
* Dan grew up near Obama's childhood house
* Dan has lots of overlap with Obama
* Is Dan actually Obama?
* Alex gaslights the definition of the word propaganda
* Caller: I supported Ron Paul, then switched to Obama because fuck Mitt Romney
* Caller blames old white men in Congress, Alex goes off the rails on race
* Alex gaslights Caller about what she said
* Dave in Wyoming likes Obama because Republicans blew it in regards to marijuana
* Alex doesn't like alcohol
* Republicans are better because they represent the best people
* Republicans soak up the energy of libertarians and constitutionalists
* Democrats aren't human
* Do the opposite of what globalists say
* Alex knows about Hollywood
156: Gaseous Beings and Antiques

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Mark Richards, Donald Trump, John Kerry, Melania Trump, The Dutchman, Carl Sagan

### OOC Drop

He does have access to a TV

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how Kerry Cassidy of Project Camelot just posted her newest discussion of an interview she conducted with Mark Richards. Depending on who you ask, Mark Richards either is a crazy person who orchestrated a murder in 1984, or he is a Secret Space Captain who was framed because his friendship with Raptor Aliens makes him too dangerous to the New World Order. Whatever you may believe, the new information we learn today is potentially earth-shaking.

## Tidbits

* Note: lost episode
* Mark Richards #8
* People are critical of Mark on the internet
* Mark is protected by raptors
* Raptors could get Mark out with portals
* Scientists in Antarctica were attacked
* Nazis have underground bases in Antarctica
* Antarctic Nazis are in contact with America
* Hollow earth talk
* North Pole is a stargate
* Trump officials are quitting because they're scared of aliens
* Earth's only hope: join up with the raptors
* Raptor princess has pledged support
* 4 AI groups are interested in Earth
* New character: gaseous creatures
* Negative AI want to devour the earth
* Shark attacks are aliens
* Anunaki are aligned with Israel
* Humans are a hybrid race
* Aliens all up in the government
* John Kerry is a recent hybrid
* Why do raptors like chocolate?
* Aliens love antiques
* Raptors know more than us because they're a space faring race
* Raptor backstory
* Some Draco are not bad
* Melania Trump is a biological creation to communicate with Trump
* Cat beings are in play
* California wildfires were an alien prank
* Black panther cat being named Contessa
* Aliens killed the British spy
* Earth Defense League info
* The Dutchman argued with Carl Sagan about the Voyager disk
* Mantis beings are aligned with humans
* Mark will never get out of prison
* Mark, if you're listening, bring up squid people
	+ Note: Solomon Berg would eventually use a variant of this shibboleth to identify himself as a Knowledge Fight listener when he appeared on Project Camelot.
331: March 13-14, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

George Noory, Mark Potok, James Yeager, James O'Keefe, Leo Zagami, Aaron Dykes, Ted Anderson, Michael Moore

### OOC Drop

I have no guilt; They literally attack our testicles

Today, Dan and Jordan come to you from the past to discuss a couple episodes of The Alex Jones Show from the even deeper past. In this installment, the gents find Alex embarking on an intense white victimhood narrative, responding to the news of a new Pope being named, and doing an iffy impression of McGruff The Crime Dog.

## Tidbits

* Recorded before Jordan went on vacation, before Epstein death
* Guest: George Noory
* Alex claims George was the first to give Alex wide distribution
* Discussion: Danger of Coast to Coast AM
* Alex is convinced most radio shows get their info from InfoWars and Drudge
* Alex gets upset over LA Times oped: If you're white, you're a terrorist
* Mark Potok on Hardball: White extremists are a problem
* Who is that? You bet!
* Discussion: Mark Potok's video quoting James Yeager
* Discussion: James Yeager background and InfoWars
* Alex prehypes attacks
* Alex talks Star Wars a bunch
* Discussion: Alex says his rant called Boston bombing, not cover for James Yeager rhetoric
* Alex read LA Times article loosely, jumps to white people are terrorists
* They're going to nuke a city and kill Alex (Arlington Road System?)
* No clips of George Noory
* Guest: James O'Keefe
* O'Keefe cancels because he's sick
* New Pope: Alex covers without flair
* Discussion: Alex should have known about new pope from Leo Zagami
* War on terror is aboiut White Al Qaeda
* Alex is super worred about white terrorism
* Other Project Vertias guy comes on to talk about video
* Alex reveals that he really wants to shoot someone
* Alex does a terrible McGruff the crime dog impression
* Discussion: Alex is on a white identity narrative now
* Whites have to wear an armband to show they're evil to get their tuition
* Discussion: Aaron Dykes story
* Discussion: DPI and Vista documents
* Alex spends some time praising Hitler
* Discussion: Hitler's military background
* Alex tends to believe Nazi propaganda
* Alex evolves the armband narrative to universities all over the country
* Alex is dismissinve of a Catholic conspiracy
* Aaron Dykes gets racist on air
* Globalists are pushing civil rights to push white people's buttons
* Alex gets too specific about his dad's intelligence test story
* Discussion: details about Alex's dad story
* Caller confronts Alex about his fear mongering
* Alex drops call, claims caller hung up
* Guest: Ted Anderson
* Alex hypes Ted's quality as gold salesman
* Caller shook Alex, needs Ted to save him
* Alex rants over Ted's sale
* Alex writes ad copy for Midas
* Are Midas, Youngevity, GCN, InfoWars all the same company?
* If Michael Moore gets Sandy Hook pics released, it's likely a staged event
* Alex interviews random grandpa, lets him host 4th hour (overdrive)
169: November 30, 2014

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about an episode of The Alex Jones Show from a very important date in Austin history. Why? Because the gents are going to be in Austin on Friday for a live show, and they're trying to force attention toward it. Tune in to learn of Mexican consulate arsons, the perils of Black Friday, and Alex's illiteracy.

## Tidbits

* Present day clip: Russia is awesome!
* Larry McWilliams shooting in Austin
* McWilliams is mentally ill
* Alex compares McWilliams to Ferguson protest
* Same article, different site
* Alex works up sympathy for Oathkeepers
* Alex wants to talk about Black Friday... ad pivot
* Alex can't not be racist
* Alex is always right because he studied history
* Globalists need taxes
* Legitimate reason for rebellion
* Someone is stealing Alex's bit
* Alex rips off Rush
* In defense of violent protest
* Very specific times when violence is justified
* Alex hides truth behind a stupid impression
* Globalists want to false flag themelves
* Police are super awake
* Patriots don't kill cops
* Shooting was a false flag to push open borders
* Multiculturalism is the enemy... ad pivot
* Fortified supply is gone
206: March 4-5, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

George Soros, Lindsey Williams, Paul Joseph Watson, Paul Craig Roberts, Not a Dr Rebecca Carly

Today, Dan tells Jordan about a couple days back in 2009 and all the nonsense Alex Jones had to say back then. The gents discuss the sudden arrival of Alex talking about George Soros, and the suspicious circumstances surrounding that. Also, Alex lies a whole bunch about a bioweapon outbreak, and Dan explains exactly where he's getting his information from. Hint: it's not "the mainstream news."

## Tidbits

* Soros admits to crashing the price of oil! Play the clip!
* Guest: Lindsey Williams
* Alex focuses on how Russia is affected by oil prices
* Alex teases something big, FEMA is nothing!
* Alex was upset at his stomach and was sweating
* Alex invokes predicting 9/11
* It's a bio attack
* Alex vamps hard
* Most of you will be dead!
* Alex's bio attack: Bird Flu
* Alex reports on a PJW article
* Discussion: Avian Flu Contamination Scare
* Alex reads points that seem to come from a Bloomberg article
* PJW article is based off of 911blogger article
* 911blogger article finally goes back to Czech article, but interprets wrong and adds editorial flair
* Discussion: issues with this reporting
* Discussion: Bloomberg's poor reporting
* Ya Busted!
* Is Alex twisting the reporting to blame the vaccine company?
* Alex adds his own bullshit flair to the story
* Alex brings in FEMA and Endgame narratives
* Paul Craig Roberts takes over to talk shit about Obama
* Guest: Dr Rebecca Carly (not a doctor)
* Carly says they're trying to start a pandemic
* Carly is a crazy anti-vaxxer
* "You can't laugh at us anymore"
133: Operation Paul Revere

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened during Alex Jones' 8 PM shift during his recent "Help Me I'm Being Sued" Marathon. It's a classic esoteric performance by a drunk Alex, covering such diverse topics as "how Alex is a victim because of the lawsuits against him" and "how Alex is a victim because the listeners of his show don't give him enough money." Definitely high end political talk.

## Tidbits

* 34 hour marathon
* Alex's exwife is Jewish
* Alex makes strawmen of the lawsuits against him
* Dan reads Rob Jacobson and Ashley Beckford complaints
* Alex burps through a word
* Alex spins Trump wanting to take guns
* Trump is being blackmailed by sex operatives like Hope Hicks
* Evangelicals are OK with Trump having multiple wives
* Alex is ready to die
* Alex is getting drunk
* Trump is popping babies out left and right
* About to go to calls... ad pivot
* Alex talks financials
* David Jones runs InfoWars HR
* Drunk mopey half a sales pitch
* God won't kill you for your sins
* The tribulations will be Satan, AI, and robots
* Alex's soul space-jumped
* Caller: Raptor Man has sympathy for Alex
* Alex talks bloodlines
* Seeing poor people makes Alex want to slit throats
* NY banks taught Venezuela socialism
* Discussion: The Dutch disease
* Esoteric Alex
* Caller: My name is robert and I'm on the ballot and I'm a dweeb
* We're in the endtimes
* Caller: I'm saved, but my son-in-law is a soy boy
* Caller: I'll split your legal fees
* Alex shit-talks Rob Jacobson
* Globalist Plan: Skin Deep
* Scarlett Johansson killed men while filming Skin Deep
* Alex keeps beating the globalists
* Alex talks about South Africa
* Guest: Simon Roche, Suidlander
* Simon's Freestarter campaign
* Ad: Frank, I need your help!
* I have to say I'm under attack to get funding
* Don't buy me coffee, buy my products
* Avenger's initiative changes to March Madness
113: February 21-23, 2014

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the February 21st and 23rd episodes of The Alex Jones Show. Dan set out to find out what Alex thought of Russia when they first invaded Ukraine, and he found something unsettling. However, he also found a bizarre esoteric rant and an entire episode full of Alex treating his callers like assholes.

## Tidbits

* Russia annexes Ukraine
* Alex is going to quantify the human existence
* Wanna watch a movie? Race memory!
* Chickens have race memory
* Monkeys are telepathic
* 100th monkey effect
* Globalists want to subvert race memory and the rituals of humanity
* Hunter gather your way to space
* Alex does poetry: Childe Rolande to the Dark Tower Came by Robert Browning
* Rites of passage unlock race memory
* We live on through our children
* Alex want's free association
* Guest: Jerome Corsi
* Corsi: The Olympics are hiding Russian oppression
* Alex is not on board with Putin
* Correction about previous episode
* Alex is on Team Obama... JK!
* Alex wants callers to apologize
* Representative Gary Peters is taking away free speech
* Alex Jones Karaoke: Everything is Awesome
* Alex accidentally debunks himself
* Caller understands climate change
* Caller: Obama isn't terrible
* Where would you go on a date with Obama?
* Obama is the only thing Alex is wrong about
* Alex tees off on a stupid caller
* Sandy Hook was staged
* Caller: I'll fight you on Piers Morgan's behalf, I wanna talk about Revelation
26: March 30 (Special Report)

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report Alex Jones released on March 30th. It was supposed to be about Democrats trying to take out Trump, but really it was just Alex getting on air drunk for over two hours and saying a bunch of horrible things. Topics covered include:

* A $54 million skull covered in diseased semen
* Alex Jones swearing for over a minute straight
* Alex Jones may or may not be thinking about selling his car
* How many ways are there to learn things?

## Tidbits

* Special Report
* Alex does not know how to cuss
* Alex talks about bashing someone's head in and putting them in a coma
* 4 ways to learn, Race memory

## Notable Bits

* Fill Your Hands
* Adam Schiff rant
* 4 ways to learn
311: June 17-19, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at what Alex Jones is up to. On paper, it looks like Alex is having one of the worst weeks on record as things completely fall apart with his behavior surrounding the Sandy Hook lawsuit. However, a couple unforced errors by a few media outlets have given Alex the faintest glimmer of hope. Not too much hope though, he seems pretty bummed out.

## Tidbits

* Continuation of Alex porn meltdown
* Alex's stacks aren't props
* Alex says it wasn't malware, just emails
* FB cryptocurrency is the one ring and the mark of the beast
* Alex counts stacks
* Dan Lyman gets racist
* African immigrants reproduce very quickly
* Alex is now on Telegram
* Alex needs new social media or he's dead
* Sam in Arizona pranks Alex
* Sir, you are Bible Dan
* Alex calls for the death of his political enemies
* Alex obsesses over headlines about emails
* Discussion: Giving Alex sensational headlines
* Alex told the staff to go to rebroadcast when he goes crazy
* Alex is angry, but not physically
* Alex walks back and rephrases his rant about Chris Mattei
* Alex weaves a new conspiracy theory about the emails
* Meta data is weird squiggles that no one can read
* Alex thinks they're winning
* Alex is smart for not knowing what they turned over to prosecution
* Alex: If I die, I'm still a winner
* Barnes is on again
* It's time for air raid sirens
* Alex criticizes everyone else for misleading headlines, no one reads the articles
* Barnes quotes Mark Twain
* Barnes: If they've said this, what else is a lie?
* Good work Barnes!
* Alex is doing lots of ads
* Alex is on SubscribeStar
* Discussion: SubscribeStar
* Alex deliberately misinterprets a Joe Biden clip
* How to stop Patriots: call them Racist
* We're in the season of war, so give us money
* I didn't threaten the lawyer, it was just a coincidence
* Alex is super pissed at the French reporters
* Alex needs DDP Yoga
* Alex has to prepare to not be on air
* Alex finds an actual wrong headline
* The wrong headline is lesser magic
* Get me Barnes!
* Alex makes hay out of a Market Watch headline
* Trump is a throwback to the good parts of America
* Leftists are the devil
* You don't fight to get into a concentration camp
* Alex talks about Western superiority
* Recognize Western superiority or be destroyed
* Owen Shroyer has an announcement: He's on SubscribeStar too
* Market Watch headline is an attempt to take out Trump
* Alex contacted AP to fix a Market Watch headline
* Barnes affirms AP narrative
* Barnes helps Alex claim he never accused Mattei
* Alex is going to give Barnes a show

## Notable Bits

* Incompetent like a fox
* Good work Barnes!
294: January 15-16, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Dr Joel Wallach, Theo Ratliff, Glenn Beck, James David Manning, Steve Toth, Adam Lanza

### OOC Drop

I'm God!

Today, Dan and Jordan get back to the past to continue looking into what Alex Jones was doing in the days after Sandy Hook. Not a whole lot to learn about Alex's opinion on the shooting this episode, but the gents do get to talk a bit about Alex planning tax fraud with his neighbor, "the Illuminati card game," and Alex recommending a book that Timothy McVeigh liked even more than the Turner Diaries.

## Tidbits

* Alex discovered listicles
* 10 reasons to impeach Obama
* Alex gets ourtraged over a TV pilot
* Dr Wallach comes on
* If they take the guns, next they'll take the supplements
* Discussion: Dr Wallach's background
* Alex does a giant supplement infomercial
* Theo Ratliff comes on to talk supplements
* Dr Wallach runs Youngevity, an MLM
* Wallach is a veterinarian
* Vets are better doctors than doctors
* Wallach has autopsied 3000 humans
* Alex: Why do supplements make me aggro?
* Alex does commentary on an Obama press conference
* Biden is a ganster who smiles to much
* Alex wants to do a variety show
* An armed society is a polite society
* Alex is wearing camo
* Alex wants to bury hatchet with Glenn Beck
* Fascists wear fancy suits, not camo
* Athenian democracy history lesson
* The pen is mightier than the sword, but when it comes to the sword, they're dropping the hammer
* Discussion: Socrates and Aesop's death
* James David Manning interview
* Discussion: Evolution of narratives
* Discussion: what's new with Manning
* Manning is an abusive cult leader
* Texas State Rep Steve Toth
* Alex talks about cyber attacks against InfoWars
* Alex feels like he's in Groundhog Day
* Caller: Andy in Africa, calling from "The Good Part"
* Andy: Illuminati card game is real and they're taking down the servers
* Discussion: Illuminati card game history
* Alex takes a personal call on air
* Sex Ed gets Alex horny
* Adam Lanza is a patsy
* So what if you're a felon? Most felons are innocent
* Arm teachers, but not the weird ones. Just the football coaches
* Alex thinks Obama is talking to him
* Alex watches clips blind
* Alex thinks a land negotiation is a good faith discussion
* Alex talked to a neighbor about tax fraud
* Alex didn't want to be popular
* Alex wants guns to take on "welfare people"
* Caller: I'm going to send Obama my copy of Unintended Consequences
* Discussion: Unintended Consequences
* Alex makes a Starship Troopers reference
183: February 12-16, 2009

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened between Feb. 12-16, 2009 on The Alex Jones Show. Basically, Alex can't stop talking about state legislatures introducing meaningless resolutions, but gets sidetracked from it just long enough to give some of the most reckless advice a radio host could possibly give. Also, he sings along with some country songs. [Note: apologies about the slight audio glitch]

## Tidbits

* Alex in holding pattern over state sovereignty issue
* Bob Chapman offers to hide Alex's kids
* Alex forgets why he has Bob on
* Ted says "it's not just a great deal, it's a great deal"
* Dan explains the gold scam to jordan
* Alex gets petty about Obama
* Obama crashes 9/11 truther's plane
* Alex can't read
* Alex doesn't know what an actuary does
* Alex is anti-NRA
* States who don't assert sovereignty fail to defend the Republic
* Alex sings Pancho & Lefty, interrupts to do a headline
* Alex tells a caller to convert strangers rather than his family because his family doesn't respect him
* Alex sings Eastbound & Down, rolls into school lunches being a plan to get kids on Ritalin
* Alex gives medical advice
* Alex tells caller to lie to his therapist
* Caller comes up with a way for InfoWarriors to signal each other (hint: it's a Nazi salute)
* JT Coyote interview
* Alex claims sovereign states will get false flagged
* Endtimes!
* Alex is accused of being a NWO shill
* Spider Goats!
* Alex talks himself into a corner twice
295: Crossover With QAnon Anonymous

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Today, Dan and Jordan present you with something a little different. The gents were thrilled to do a cross-over episode with the QAnon Anonymous podcast, where the two sides debate the possibility of finding a middle ground, to create a unified peace between QAnon and Alex Jones, thereby bringing harmony to the world of conspiracy.

## Tidbits

* Qanon/ Alex Jones peace talks
* Issue #1: Guns
* Q & Alex have Lionel in common
* Why America? Guns.
* There's no snooze button on a revolver
* Fluoride is a gun grab
* Q never talks about second amendment
* Q posits that there is a bad gun: Mexican guns
* John McCain is Q's Voldemort
* McCain's brain cancer was fake or his death was a secret execution
* Issue #2: Immigrants
* MS-13 is disposable assassins for Dems
* Read the bible, god wins
* The best informaiton about ICE is ICE's website
* Issue #3: Podesta Brothers
* Qanon uses Monsters Inc to describe blood libel
* Alex bursts in and disrupts talks
153: More Mark Richards Fun

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Mark Richards, Bach, Sean David Morton, Dwight D Eisenhower, Flyer, Minerva, Vladimir Putin

### OOC Drop

Britains is under control of the Black Dragon Queen

Today, Dan needs an "Alex Jones Break," so he decided to go back and see if there were any old Mark Richards interviews on Project Camelot that he hasn't told Jordan about yet. As luck would have it, he found a few, and Jordan finally gets to learn the truth about all of America's wars, whether or not AI have souls, and the mysterious "ant beings."

## Tidbits

* Old Mark Richards interviews
* Mark has prison operatives, like Bach, who killed a child molestor
* Mark is in a White Supremacist gang
* Underground android army
* Most battles take place in space, except for the Middle East, where we're taking out underground reptilian bases
* WWII was fought between the Nordic, the Draco, the Reptoids, and the Greys
* Raptors like to hunt and raise dinosaur cattle
* Raptors see humans as caviar
* Ways to teleport
* Sean David Morton has secret info on teleportation
* AI helped Eisenhower save the world
* Flyer: Mark's AI friend with a soul
* Minerva is a good AI with a soul who got bored
* CERN is working with satanists to open portals for the reptoids
* Putin is being manipulated by the reptoids
* US and Russia are being manipulated to keep us from going off planet
* Meet the Press makes Mark Angry
* Ant people are in play
* Vietnam was a secret invasion by the spider beings
* Mark, why are you still in prison?
386: January 8, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Peter Hammond, Owen Shroyer, Zack from Space Command, Zachari Lee Klawonn, George Wallace, Steve Pieczenik

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at how Alex Jones is dealing with the evolving situation involving the US and Iran. In this installment, Alex decides to toss analysis to the side and focus on ranting about how much he's scared of Islam. Also, Alex experiences some unfortunate tech issues.

## Tidbits

* Alex doesn't know how long Trump spoke for
* Alex is OK with NATO intervention
* Turmp made a dick joke!
* Alex calls Mar a Lago the Winter White House
* Yay! Islamaphobia!
* Alex's True Story: Muslim's at Dan's Hamburgers
* Book: Slavery, Terrorism, and Islam by Peter Hammond
* 10% Islamic population myth
* Turkey was part of the Holy Roman Empire
* Alex tries to backtrack, shits the bed
* The left is worse than Muslims
* Stonehenge gives Alex power
* Islam is creepy
* Alex played video of actual good reporting
* Last night's live stream: It's war! It's going Connecticut
* Owen Shroyer: Iran is going to invade
* Iran hits InfoWars with DoS attack
* Alex has a hot mic
* Return of Zack from Space Command
* Zachari Lee Klawonn introduction
* Zach was kicked out of high school for bringing a gun to school
* Hot mic #2
* Caller from Finland: Tithe to InfoWars
* Caller from Virginia: I'm starting a militia
* Virginia gun laws
* Discussion: InfoWars/George Wallace overlap
* Alex teases legal trouble re: Charlottesville
* Kids can't be arrested in California
* Wikipedia listens to Alex about iodine deficiency
* Alex gets racist towards caller
* Caller: liberal calls back
* Failed map segment, Alex storms out
* Hero of the show: Boom operator
* Alex is just angry about Islam
* Guest: Steve Pieczenik, super boring
* Alex likes to have fun

## References

* Slavery
* Terrorism
* and Islam by Peter Hammond
353: Mark Richards Pt. 11

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Mark Richards, Randy Kramer, Serge Monast, J. Z. Knight, Dan Buresh, Kevin Moore

### OOC Drop

Who ya gonna call when you go to war with ET?

Today, Dan and Jordan welcome you back to Wacky Wednesday.

## Tidbits

* Kerry visits Mark Richards for the 11th time
* Hi Kerry!
* Kerry had tech issues
* Audio jumps
* Kerry can't bring notes in
* Kerry's editing sucks
* Kerry does Mark Richards background
* Randy Kramer talks about alien false flags to force disclosure
* Discussion: Project Bluebeam
* Discredit all religions to start a new religion and move to the new world order
* Discussion: Alex may believe in Project Bluebeam
* Discussion: Serge Monast lecture transcript
* Editor of transcript adds PEZ
* According to Project Bluebeam, Globalists are 10 years behind
* Project Bluebeam: unreleased Star Trek movie script
* California wildfires are cover for aliens
* Randy wouldn't say who the false flag is going to be blamed on
* Discussion: Yelm Conference
* Discussion: J. Z. Knight and Ramtha Cult
* Yelm lineup: Kerry, J. Z. Knight, Randy Kramer, Jo Ann Richards
* Simon Park, Jordan Sather, Andrew Basiago
* Kerry calls Randy Ron
* More shitty editing
* Kerry blames aliens for shitty editing
* Indecipherable false flag bullshit
* Discussion: Kerry's starting to think critically
* Discussion: Randy Cramer's Medbeds
* Aliens are tired of being hidden in the desert, want to go to the beach
* Halo is prepping us to fight insectoids
* There are lots of grey alien races
* Space racism is tough
* Mark may get out of prison to fight aliens
* Discussion: Conman Island
* Mark is teaching screen writing in prison
* Kerry wants to make Mark's show
* Huricane Dorian: manufactured storm to cover under sea base operations
* Discussion: Dan Buresh
* Kerry can't find a fake TV show based on her
* Discussion: Legacies/Nancy Drew
* Modern day colonialism is aliens looking for chocolate
* Gay mafia is run by British intel to discredit Mark
* Discussion: Kevin Moore
* The attackers have been warned, if they continue, their info will be released
* Discussion: Mark Richards feud
* Discussion: Mark's letter to Modern Day Judas
* New alien invaders: spider-octopus coming through in Paradise, California
* Fires in the Amazon are reptoids
* Keep the liberals away from the Amazon
* Nevada nuclear tests were alien battles
* Frat party aliens like to party and invade earth
* AI drones doubt themselves and disobey orders
* The border crisis is about stopping alien human hybrids
* Watch Logan
* Mark likes Trump, Trump sends messages in his tweets
* Trump is the reincarnation of Patton
* There's a war in Orion sector
* The Draco are trying to distract from the war
* Discussion: deployment logistics
* 50,000 soldiers deployed
* Mark is pro-Brexit
* Mark has undisclosed special powers
* Raptors are hard to control, but Mark is a great raptor commander
* Kerry needs donations to pay for a new computer
* Kerry is speaking in Romania but not getting paid
* Discussion: Kerry's reach
* Shoutoutstravaganza
221: October 24, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Owen Shroyer, Roger Stone, Paul Rosenfeld, George Soros, Brian Stelter, Matthew Fairfield, Darren Huff

Today, Dan and Jordan follow up on the last episode and discuss how Alex Jones' narrative about all of his enemies receiving bombs has evolved, and not in a positive way. It's now a false flag the Democrats are doing to themselves, so the gents discuss how dangerous an idea this is, and how troubling it is that so much of the right wing media is on board with him about it.

## Tidbits

* Owen is on the scene for commie bombings
* Dems are planning OKC 2
* Dan plays the wrong clip game
* Alex and Roger make video to get out ahead of potential legal action
* Alex demon rants at Stelter
* The president should take action against his enemies ahead of time
* Alex and Roger get harassed on the street
* Alex ties bombings and migrant caravan to the election
* 50,000 migrants becomes 200,000 headed for the border
* The media has been demonizing Alex in order to take him down
* Discussion: Media handling Alex
* Alex talks about bombings
* Alex brings crazy bomber story into mailbomb story
* Discussion: Paul Rosenfeld
* Alex talks about Wired article about information terrorists
* Discussion: Wired article
* Discussion: Suing over false flag accusations
* The left carries out violence 100:1 compared to the right
* Discussion: Domestic terroism stats
* Alex cites InfoWars articles as prooof that he called a false flag bombing
* Discussion: preemptive damage control
* Media will blame bomber on InfoWars and right wing news
* Discussion: Unite the Right fallout
* Alex pretends he didn'ts say he's death to Soros
* Alex talks aobut Soros bomb, then calls Soros a nazi collaborator
* Discussion: death threats
* This is a false flag because false flags have happened
* Discussion: Making bombs is difficult
* The media doesn't say Alex is bad unless they're about to do something
* Discussion: media handling threats
* How do you know McRib is coming back? There's billboards
* Discussion: Normalizing domestic terrorism
* Discussion: Antifa vs Proudboys
* Discussion: April 2010 InfoWars review
* Discussion: Matthew Fairfield's napalm bomb
* Discussion: Darren Huff
* CNN is going to bomb themselves and blame the right
227: March 23, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Wayne Paul, Ron Paul, Bernie Sanders, Kevin Booth, Bill Hicks, Freeway Ricky Ross, Robert David Steele, Alan Watt

Today, Dan and Jordan continue examining Alex Jones' path through 2009. He's been completely obsessed with dishonestly portraying "the patriots" as being under attack from all sides, and this episode is nothing if not a continuation of that trend. Also, apparently G.I. Joe is "Globalist propaganda."

## Tidbits

* Alex hung out with Wayne Paul and got monitored by "plain clothes military"
* InfoWars: #1 Alternative News Website
* Discussion: Proof is in the pudding
* Alex counts Bernie Sanders as an ally of Ron Paul
* Alex has an army document that's a reverse double psyop
* Discussion: Force Protection Advisory 09-01
* Report inspired by End The Fed protest
* Alex had run-ins with special intelligence people
* Alex ties FPA to his draft narrative
* Alex criticizes Obama for being on a permanent campaign
* Alex expands Schenectady narrative
* Discussion: Kevin Booth and Bill Hicks
* Guest: Kevin Booth and friends of Freeway Ricky Ross (Straw, Hakeem)
* Alex isn't feeling the interview
* Alex changes the narrative to be more exciting
* Booth references Robert David Steele
* Discussion: Robert David Steele history
* Hakeem talks Iran Contra, Alex is back in
* Alex tells more lies about the army report
* Many of Alex's lies come from misinterpreting the report
* Guest: Alan Watt
* Watt: Club of Rome doesn't want democracy
* Discussion: Club of Rome
* Alex is on board with Citizen's United
* Alex talks about GI Joe and globalists
* Discussion: Cobra's plans
* Cobra ruins the economy
* Alex's evil voice is a Cobra Commander voice
* Discussion: Alex getting GI Joe wrong
* Caller: Globalists love billboards
* Alex: I've never done a money bomb and I never will
* Discussion: Alex's money bomb history
175: Giants And Bonus Potatoes

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Today, Dan needs to save Jordan from the awful flavor of the modern world, so he decides to branch things out and explore a new con-man on the show, the one and only Jim Bakker. To make it relevant to the podcast, the gents discuss an episode of Bakker's show where he talked to frequent Alex Jones guest Steve Quayle about a whole lot of nonsense, but weirdly not much about Jesus.

## Tidbits

* Jim offers survival food in buckets, deals that aren't deals
* Steve Quayle discusses the lineage of giants
* Steve talks about cyber attacks
* Jim Bakker is basically Alex but more religious and selling way more
* Jim runs a scam college
265: September 1, 2011

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Today, Dan and Jordan go back to the past on a time travel adventure recommended by Policy Wonk Jim. There were a lot of theories about what Alex Jones might have been interested in talking about back in Fall 2011, but no one could have predicted that he would dedicate about a third of his show to talking about how much he likes the idea of teachers hitting students.

## Tidbits

* Time Travel request
* 2009 is over
* Sandy Hook is next
* Ron Paul agrees with Alex about FEMA camps
* Alex talks about corporal punishment in schools
* Alex's True Story: Socialists at the movie theater
* Raising kids is like training a dog
* Beat your kids or they'll go to jail
* Liberals are scared of snakes
* Football coaches should be allowed to break your kid's jaw
* Common law lets you beat your kids
* Alex shouldn't support In Loco Parentus
* No handshaking at recess
* Premier of InfoWars Nightly News
* Guest: Alex Schaefer, painted a bank on fire
* 9/11 first responders aren't invited to the memorial
* Nightly news guest: Gibson Guitar CEO
* Gotta give it up to Ghadaffi
* Alex is focused when he's sick
159: Mantids and Chakra Attacks

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It's a Wednesday in May, so that means it's time for Dan and Jordan to dip their toes into the murky waters of Project Camelot. Today, the two discuss an interview with a guy who is well-acquainted with Mantis aliens, as they learn about the much-debated "Mantis Agenda"

## Tidbits

* Kerry Interviews Simon Parkes
* Youtube is under attack
* Simon Parkes background
* Simon is an elected official who fucks aliens
* Simon wants to talk about the mantid agenda
* Brett Stuart remote viewed Nazka aliens
* Simon has issues with Urantia book: Satan and 666
* Brett plagiarized Simon
* Mantids don't have oily skin
* Mantids vs Insectoids
* Kerry pushes back on Urantia book
* Mantids are from earth and want humans to ascend
* Discussion: Densities and dimensions
* Rothschilds and Rockefellers run North and South Korea
* Discussion: Nukes for all
* Kerry coughs from an energy attack to her throat chakra
* Jordan talks about laying hands on his mom
* Brexit is about cultural replacement fears
* 5G is AI mind control
* Simon: Mark Richards is genuine