Caleb

**Overview**File:Caleb.Art.pngLore

* My Child (by Fit)
* My Engineer (by Fit)
* My Lazy Boy (by Fit)
* Itty Bitty Baby Egg (by Fit)
* My Source of Light (by Fit)
* Pelotudo (by Spreen)
* Moron (by Wilbur Soot)
* Ramón Chingon (by Jaiden)
* Little Guy (by Jaiden & Tubbo)
* Little Boy (by Cellbit)
* Furrymon (by Mike)
* Half Boiled/Spoiled Egg (by Dapper)
* Engineering Monster (by Dapper)
* The Best (by Etoiles)
* The Goat (by Etoiles)
* Slippery Snake (by BadBoyHalo)
* My Silly Boy (by Fit)
* Little Squirt (by Tubbo)
* Poultry Prince (by Tubbo)
* Moustache Boy (by Sunny)
* King of Kings (by Phil)
* Champ (by Tubbo)
* Little Champ (by Tubbo)
* Prince (by Tubbo)
* My Moustache Boy (by Sunny)
* The Goat (by Tubbo)
* Kiddo (by Tubbo)
* King (by Tubbo)
* Sleepy Head (by SunnySideUp)
* Polite Young Man  (by IronMouse)
* Little Warrior (by IronMouse)
* Bossman (by Tubbo)
* Trooper (by Tubbo)
* Light of my Life (by Fit)
* Beautiful Huevito (by Pac)
* Kid (by Tubbo)
* My Bro (by Tubbo)

**Buildings**

* Ramón's Barbershop (Mascot)

> I am fucking proud of my curiosity
>
> Ramón

**Ramón** is one of the eggs in the QSMP. After the dragon mother had gone missing, the egg was initially put up for adoption alongside the others during the partner egg event on April 3rd, 2023. He was adopted by FitMC and SpreenDMC.

## Physiology

**Ramón** is a blemished white egg adorned with faded cracks, revealing two black legs peeking from the base of his damaged shell. His distinguishing accessory is a fine brown mustache, though surprisingly, it's actually fake. Recently, it has been Ramón's father, FitMC, who has been growing the mustaches rapidly, which Ramón would then steal each night and then craftily attach it to his shell using create-mod glue. Alongside the mustache, he also sports other accessories such as a meathead and create goggles.

* Ramón, alongside the older eggs, also all share somewhat identical heights.

### Physiology Timeline

* **Day 40 │ April 30, 2023**: Originally with an unblemished shell, the eggs were quietly abducted by The Federation and allegedly "returned safely, of course :)" on that very day. Yet, this was plain deceit. When Ramón and his siblings reunited with their parents, and the newly arrived Brazilians, they found the children ***'bruised, cracked, and visibly shaken up'*** by the whole ordeal. None of the children retained any memory of what happened that late night.

* **Day 169 │ September 7, 2023**: Months later, that nightmare repeated itself. An unidentified assailant breached the sanctity of the egg's secure safehouses, perpetrating unspeakable and horrific acts. That night, Ramón couldn't remember what had happened at all. Yet upon waking, he appeared ***soiled, 'moldy,' bearing additional bruises and cracks***.  Within days, he and the other eggs vanished again, abandoning all their belongings and parents alike.

* **Day 242 - 248 │November 22 - 27, 2023**: Having emerged from Purgatory and rescued from the Egg Island explosion, all the eggs made it back home, although the older ones needed subsequent recovery. Following these few days of much-needed rest and thorough cleansing, Ramón and the eggs were finally clean again. Their once prominent cracks now faint, and notably, they also seemed to have grown larger in size.

* **Day 256 │ December 6, 2023**: Now reunited with Fit and his newly found 'future-father Pac', Ramón eagerly readies himself for the upcoming festive season! And thanks to Osito Bimbo, he's dressed as an elf, complete with a festive elf outfit and adorable tiny shoes.

## Personality

Ramón, influenced by Spreen, developed a snobbish demeanor, often looking down on those less fortunate. As Fit took on a more prominent role in caring for him in Spreen's absence, his influence has catalyzed a positive transformation in Ramón, nurturing a newfound acceptance towards others. Ramón has also developed a habit of indulging in extended periods of sleep, a behavior that might be connected to Spreen's absence in his life.

He was initially saddened by Spreen's absence but concealed his emotions behind a façade of bitterness. He frequently questioned his father's love for him. However, over time, as Spreen never returned, any lingering attachment faded, ultimately leaving him emotionally unaffected by the news of his father's death.

Despite this Ramón has found happiness through his passion for redstone engineering, dedicating his free time to crafting elevators and intricate mechanisms, consistently honing his skills.

## Items

### Weapons and Armour

 File:Slime Armor.png*Enchanted Slime Armour* | On Day 69, BadBoyHalo gave Ramón slime armor. The enchantments on each piece of the slime armor are as follow:
- Helmet: Mending, Protection IV, Unbreaking III, Respiration III, and Aqua Affinity.
- Chestplate: Unbreaking III, Protection IV, and Mending.
- Pants: Unbreaking III, Protection IV, and Mending.
- Boots: Protection IV, Unbreaking III, Feather Falling IV, and Mending.

### Other

 File:Flute.webp*Flute* | A flute, given to Ramón as a present from Pepito during the white elephant gift exchange.

## Relationships

* Parents
* Family
* Islanders
* Other

### Parents

 **Head Not Found!** **Parent.**   Very Positive
 Family
Ramón has a very close relationship with his father Fit. He takes care of him almost every day, and is practically a single dad to him since Spreen left. Ramón loves Fit a lot and is very attached to him, likely because he is the only present parent that he has. When asked what his favourite place was, Ramón said it was difficult to answer because his favourite place didn't stay still, referring to Fit.

Fit is a dedicated parent that has adjusted his life, including his workout schedule, to ensure that Ramón is well taken care of. Despite the challenges of being a single parent, he has prioritized Ramón's needs and have made significant sacrifices to provide for him.

On Day 256, Fit and Ramón had a heartfelt conversation about why Ramón encourages Fit to be with Pac. He said, "don't you think a person who loves you would do anything for you?" Both Fit and Ramón acknowledged that they would do anything for each other. Ramón added that he simply doesn't want Fit to be alone forever and mentioned that he wants Fit to have someone to watch over him, especially considering the constant threat of the eggs getting kidnapped.

Ramón showcased his protectiveness of Fit when Fit questioned the necessity of an enderpearl stasis chamber for himself, as Forever is possessed and supposedly wanted to kill him. Ramón responds by saying, "all safety measures are necessary, especially for you" and "you're all I have after all." Fit reassures him, saying he'll always be there for him.

 **Head Not Found!** **Absent Parent.**   Neutral
 Family
Spreen was a strict parent who thought he knew what was best for Ramón. In reality, Ramón felt unloved by him despite attempts to follow his rules to make him happy. Spreen did not want to commit to taking care of him and left early on. While he did not contribute much to Ramón's upbringing, he did have a notable impact on Ramón's classist attitude. Ramón often wonders about this parent and his absence in his life. Ramón says he holds no resentment or bad feelings towards Spreen.

Upon learning about Spreen's death from Fit, Ramón did not care and in fact, told Fit to remarry someone else.

 **Head Not Found!** **Future Dad / Pai.**   Very Positive
 Family
Before going missing for two months Ramón would accompany Fit to visit Tazercraft on whatever project they were working on. He got along great with the two, often making jokes. Pac would often compliment him saying he's a genius on his create projects.

When Ramón found out that Spreen had died he immediately suggested that Fit get married again. With the help of Philza, Ramón learned that Fit was interested in Pac. Upon meeting Pac for the first time after waking up Ramón greeted him by saying "hello future dad". Ramón has expressed a lot of interest in spending time with Pac (setting up him and Fit, of course) and he is very excited about the idea of having Pac as a dad; asking Phil and Bad to help him set them up. Pac also asked Ramon for his blessing to date Fit, which is another interesting detail of the two's relationship. He has consistently started to refer to Pac as his "future dad" or just "pai" or "dad", he also refers to Pac as family.

On Day 287, Ramón asked Pac, who gladly accepted, to take care of him during the time Fit is away in March. Pac assured Ramón that he would do his best to keep him safe, recognizing how important Ramón is to Fit. In response, Ramón suggested that one day, Pac will have to adopt him. While Pac mentioned that he'd like it to be done officially, Ramón expressed that he wouldn't mind if Pac were to adopt him on the spot now.

### Family

 **Egg not found** **Best Friend and Triplet.**   Best Friend
 Siblings
 Family
Of all the eggs, Ramón is closest to Dapper. They share a love for machinery and often hang out together, especially when Bad is babysitting Ramón. They even built a secret warp pad linking their houses together. Dapper is a member of the **Tantrum Trio** along with Chayanne and Ramón. It is also headcanoned by the admins that Dapper and Ramon are twins. This has become a common headcanon to many. The two often engage in fights and exchange insults whenever they meet, claiming that it is an expression of their love for each other.

 **Egg not found** **Hermanita.**   Very Positive
 Siblings
 Family
When Tubbo was taken for Purgatory 2, her daughter needed someone to take care of her so Fit stepped up to the task. This mean that the two spent all their time together, Ramón became very attached very quickly and began calling her his little sister. Upon finding out it would be her birthday very soon, he made Sunny a statue of herself as a present. He's admitted to seeing a lot of his younger self in Sunny which makes him a little sad since he knows what it's like to have an absent parent .

He is very protective over her especially since she is younger, telling Phil and Tubbo to stop arguing infront of her and Empanada since they're so young.

Ramón upon finding out about @v@ putting TNT on the eggs beds, he immediately apologized to Sunny for not being there. He told them (Empanada included), "I wanted you to have a childhood" and said it was his job to protect them. He told Tubbo he is there older brother and is meant to be there for them. Sunny reassured him it was not his fault but Ramón kept insisting he failed.

When Sunny expressed her feelings of being left out by Tallulah, Ramón comforted her, saying they could be besties. Ramón was also clearly distressed over Sunny and started pacing. He then reassured Sunny that it was fine not to talk, mentioning that he related, as he didn't talk much either.

 **Egg not found** **Hermanita.**   Very Positive
 Siblings
 Family
Ramón is extremely fond of Empanada, affectionately calling her his little sister. He not only protects her when she is scared but also keeps a watchful eye out for her, ensuring her safety and well-being. Ramón expressed extreme disappointment with himself once he discovered Empanada had woken up with TNT in front of her face placed by @v@. He told them (Sunny included), "I wanted you to have a childhood" and said it was his job to protect them.

 **Head Not Found!** **Older Brother Figure / Hermano.**   Very Positive
 Siblings
 Family
Ramón met Tubbo on Day 160, when the latter came over to ask him about his Create Mod machines. Ramón was exited to have someone to talk to about it who would understand. He also said he loved it when Tubbo called him out for using creative mode items. The two enjoy making factories together and ever since Sunny arrived, they have become closer and bond over their mutual protectiveness over her.

On Day 274, Tubbo's birthday, Ramón wrote a letter to Tubbo expressing how he has been a great addition to the island. Ramón thanked Tubbo for taking care of Sunny, his hermanita (little sister). He expressed his hope to witness more of Tubbo's inventive genius and gratitude for Tubbo being like an older brother to him.

### Islanders

 **Head Not Found!** **Uncle.**   Very Positive
Philza will often spend time with FitMC when doing tasks and so Ramón and Phil will often hang out with each other. Phil will often praise and appreciate Ramón for his intelligence such as when Ramón built an automated machine to collect potatoes from the farm on the wall.

 File:Cellbits.Icon.png Cellbit **Uncle.**   Positive
Ramón holds a deep affection for Cellbit. During the weekly egg tasks on Day 71 (May 31), while participating in a boat race, Ramón and Cellbit partnered up. When they lost, Cellbit consoled him by sharing his own experiences of frequently losing as a child. Cellbit reassured Ramón that such things happen and emphasized that Ramón's worth extends far beyond a simple game defeat. This heartfelt reassurance moved Ramón to the point of almost crying, and as a gesture of gratitude, he gave Cellbit a bunch of gifts. Since then, Ramón has developed a strong fondness for Cellbit.

 **Head Not Found!** **Uncle.**   Positive
During the early days, Bad would often take care of Ramón and Dapper, the twins, together and thus Bad and Ramón spent a lot of time together. Ramón has also said to Spreen that Bad has been a more present figure in his life when he was ordered to kill him. Ramón has access to most of Bad's bases and although the twins can be a bit rambunctious, they love Bad a lot. Though now they do not see each other often, when they do meet, Ramón will excitedly punch him, happy to see him.

 **Head Not Found!**   Very Negative
After Wilbur's "return party," Ramón does not trust ElQuackity and suspects him of being responsible for the explosion.

 **Head Not Found!**   Negative
Ramón has expressed enjoyment in his interactions with Forever. However, he no longer trusts Forever after he attempted to kill him and his siblings with a gun. Ramón became very protective of everyone else and took a position of authority over his siblings in order to make sure they were protected first Tubbo and later once awake he moved his siblings to Phil’s bouse, while Tubbo stood guard.

### Other - Eggs

 **Egg not found** **Close Friend.**   Very Positive
Chayanne and Ramón often seek adrenaline rushes by climbing to new heights and performing water bucket clutches to show off their skills. They also have a history of exploring dungeons together and fighting off monsters of the night. Furthermore, Chayanne is a member of the **Tantrum Trio** along with Dapper.

 **Egg not found** **Friend.**   Positive
Since Ramón's father often hangs out with Philza, the two have often interacted and hung out with one another. When they were kidnapped for two months trapped on Egg Island, Ramon was teamed with Tallulah and Dapper. The trio protected each other and likely formed a bond together as when Dapper was kidnapped by @v@, Tallulah said she cared for the both of them due to spending time with them for two months.

 **Egg not found** **Friend.**   Positive
Ramón and Richarlyson will hang out as Fit often meets up with Pac and Mike. During these encounters, they're generally friendly with one another. Ramón has gifted Richas an unobtainable backpack upgrade, the everlasting upgrade, which Richas put on his most important backpack. He also immediately ran in front of Richas to protect him when Richas punched one of the Eye Workers. They both together tease their respective fathers about the other person's parent. Ramón has expressed concern over him and agrees with Fit that he's an interesting egg.

### Other - NPCs & Non-Islanders

 **Head Not Found!**   Negative
After the events of Day 94, Ramón doesn't trust the Capybaras and believes they are working for The Federation.

  Binary Entity   Very Negative
Attempted killer 3 times. After the nightmare, Ramón grew a fear over the Code and ran away from a painting resembling the Code.

## Quotes

* "Solo somos mi bigote y yo contra el mundo" *(It's just me and my moustache against the world)*
* "Just marry him by now."
* "Am but an egg, nothing to hide"
* "[I] am fucking proud of my curiosity" - After the explosion in 'Wilbur's Return Party'
* "goals: escape" - After Fit’s plan
* "[I] am more convice every day that u and i were destined to be together... cuz we both slack off in our proyects v:"
* "Holy smitherens!"
* "All things come with time, some good or bad." - Hidden sign in his eggxibit.
* ”I just wanted you to have a childhood” - To Empanada and Sunny.

## Trivia

* Ramón had the first canonical death for the eggs' of the SMP. He died to a wither skeleton in an airship.
* After Ramón wakes up, he loves to sneak up on Fit and hide from him until he is found.
* According to BadBoyHalo, Ramón's mustache used to be Fit's hair, but Fit gave it to Ramón because he didn't have any accessories.
* Fit agreed with Philza on day 245 that Ramon's mustache was originally Fit's, but Ramon shaved it off during the night and then used create superglue to glue it to his face.
* His favourite food is pizza.
* His favourite colour is white.
* His favourite animal is cats.

## Gallery

Ramon.icon.pngRamón's iconRamon's House.pngRamón's houseRamon sleeping at his house.pngRamon sleeping on his houseRamón.jpegRamón on his roomRamon 2.jpgRamón OutsideRamon Dangerous Photo.pngRamón Dangerous PhotoFit & Ramón.pngRamón and FitEmptyEggBed Ramon.pngRamón's Empty Egg BedRamon InfoPost.pngRamon Info Icon
## Notes and References

### Notes

1. ↑ Here he was referring to Tubbo having been kidnapped for Purgatory II not her other parents who are also absent.

## Navigation

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwlgqLg8v0Y&t=5200s
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mvUQX2qBY&t=14650s