Skyrim

### Inhabitants

Formerly: Reanu Keeves, Barry the BoneraiserCurrently: The Bonelords, Jay Shagsby

Skyrim is the plane of the Tod-verse most frequently exploited by the Spiffing Brit, in order to gather it's abundant Cheesy Exploits.

## The History of Skyrim

### Reanu Keeves' Imprisonment

It is the place into which Reanu Keeves was placed by his fellow Immortal Todd Howard, who promised godhood there. Little did Reanu know, though, that Todd had placed him in a prison for the good of the mortal plane. When Reanu discovered the truth, he sought to use the power of The Cheesy Exploits, which he had already used to gain power, to escape. This led to a battle between the two at the Todd-shaped hole (creatively called The Battle of the Todd-shaped Hole), in which Reanu was able to escape to Fallout 4, though he lost his overpowered gear and received a scar on his face from Todd. Their blood which lay splattered across the battlefield eventually came together to form the Immortal Jay Shagsby.

### The Bone Wars

Victorious, Todd Howard sought to fix Skyrim, for it was his favorite plane of the Tod-verse. The Cheesy Exploits which Reanu Keeves had used left the Tod-verse irreparably damaged, but one thing Todd could do was revive Skyrim's inhabitants, whom Reanu had slain in pursuit of power. However, this would take hundreds of years, and in that time The Cheesy Exploits would corrupt him too, so that he could no longer prevent Reanu Keeves' escape into the mortal plane. For this reason he created The Seven Bonelords to resurrect the people for him.

The Bonelords were powerful necromancers, and the most powerful of the seven was named Barry the Boneraiser. While the other six refused to use The Cheesy Exploits, Barry delighted in them, so eventually conflict broke out between him and the other six Bonelords. These conflicts were known as The Bone Wars.

Barry Boneraiser used his undead army to hunt down the other six Bonelords, who had now joined forces and created their own undead army, unfortunately their refusal to exploit The Cheesy Exploits to enhance their power meant their army only lasted 200 seconds and could only be summoned once a day, so they lost.

After defeating the undead legions Barry traveled to the outskirts of Whiterun were he believed the other Bonelords were hiding. After searching for hours, Barry's legion began to decompose and weaken. Once they had completely lost the ability to stand, the Bonelords ambushed Barry and began blasting him with fire.

Barry's magic tolerance training allowed him to withstand the fire long enough to dig his axe into one's head before resurrecting him as a distraction and escaping into the woods. After an encounter with a highway robber, the already mortally wounded Barry received a stab to the gut. He collapsed into a nearby river and a few days later his corpse was found floating through the Riverwood river, now only raising the bones of necrophiliacs.

The surviving Bonelords resurrected Barry and used his power to successfully resurrect the population of **Skyrim**, having completed their mission the Bonelords met with Todd Howard where they confessed that they had secretly used The Cheesy Exploits to enhance their magic and overpower Barry.

Being a majestic and merciful god, Todd forgave them, but he also told them that they would now never be able to leave the Tod-verse or the Cheese that corrupted them could spread to humanity, so he sealed **Skyrim** and the Bonelords once more in a bubble and left the Tod-verse.

### Jay Shagsby Takes Power

After The Bone Wars, The Bonelords ruled **Skyrim** with an iron fist, but despite this the disappearance of Reanu Keeves had left a significant power vacuum that they were unable to fill. Jay Shagsby, who had been living in **Skyrim** since the Battle of the Todd-shaped Hole, realized this and decided to seize power for himself. Using the knowledge of Reanu Keeves that he had gained by virtue of being born of Reanu's blood, he replicated The Cheesy Exploits of his predecessor, though by this point **Skyrim** was so thoroughly broken that he was unable to reach even half of Reanu's power this way. Even so, he was easily able to overpower the Bonelords, for they had dabbled in the Cheese only as much as was necessary to defeat Barry Boneraiser. Rather than slay them, as other Immortals might have done, Shagsby made them his immediate subordinates. Using them as an extension of his power, Jay Shagsby will rule over **Skyrim** with wisdom and justice until Reanu Keeves escapes into the mortal realm and destroys it. When this occurs, Jay will enter the mortal realm through the hole made by Reanu Keeves so that, using the knowledge of dimension building he learned from studying the Tod-verse, he might be able to rebuild it.