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* Appearances

## Chronology

You. Yes, you, dear reader. I'm **Unfriending** you. Sorry, it's nothing personal, you are just very... "readful".

Now that the joke has gone, would you like to be friends again?

## Overview

I *(Klunsgod)* watched this movie some time ago. God knows I *(Klunsgod)* somehow liked it previously. Then with some critical eyes (and idiocy of the main character), yeah I *(Klunsgod)* don't think I *(Klunsgod)* like it very much.

The Chatroulette section was another magical party, that scene with Blaire just blaring "HELLO" to other people while looking the absolute ugliest she can... yeah t'was something.

### Kills

Laura shoots herself as arms length.

The girl from Norway, she hung herself, as was seen in an example on an Unexplained Forums thread. At that same thread, a user by the name of "runsofar" explained that their computer teacher killed herself via a text from her dead husband. So we can count both of those dummies.

 #3
 #4

A sneaky one, in the Google search result, there is a Facebook Community Help question that says that someone's brother died 5 years ago.

Val Rommel dies, probably via bleach cuz of the open bleach can. She also could've punched the mirror so hard she suffered brain death. Who knows?

Ken dies of overexposure to spinning metal blades.

Not so Sewell, Adam dies by gun. I was going to put Laura Barns as the culprit, but fuuuck man... Blaire is the one who activated the murder. There is no fucking trolly dilemma here, nobody could've died if everyone just talked to each other instead of constantly screaming. Jesus.

Then again, I could put Mitch as the culprit for being such a fucking idiot that he threatens to leave the call, forcing Blaire's hand to *trigger* the murder of Adam.

After a funny comedy routine on Chatroulette, Jess dies by consuming her hair straightener.

In a surprising dick move that won't shock anyone, Blaire fucking betrays Mitch by lying right in front of Laura's face. Dude, Laura already knows what you did. Yeah, there's no question of a doubt that Blaire caused Mitch's death.

So anyway, Laura kills Blaire in the end

**Featured characters:**

* Blaire Lily/laura exposed ***(Dies)***
* Mitch Roussel ***(Dies)***
* Jess Felton/felton.jess ***(Dies)***
* Adam Sewell/adam.sewell ***(Dies)***
* Ken Smith/Kennington ***(Dies)***
* Val Rommel ***(Dies)***

**Antagonists:**

* Laura Barns/billie227 ***(Dies)*** ***(Ghost)***

**Other characters:**

* John Michael Herdis *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* Karl Krumpet *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* AdamBigBroMan *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* Drancis231541 *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* Wildmanseeya6 *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* Of Monsters And Men ***(Named only)***
* Alex Clare ***(Named only)***
* Neon Trees ***(Named only)***
* Imagine Dragons ***(Named only)***
* Icona Pop ***(Named only)***
* Yuna ***(Named only)***
* Cults ***(Named only)***
* Cangrene ***(Named only)***
* Bandshes ***(Named only)***
* Sheryl Crow ***(Named only)***
* The Clash ***(Named only)***
* Lady Gaga ***(Named only)***
* Jay Z ***(Named only)***
* Frank Ocean ***(Named only)***
* Pete Molinari ***(Named only)***
* Bob Marley & The Wailers ***(Named only)***
* Class Animals ***(Named only)***
* Erykah Badu ***(Named only)***
* Johnny Cash ***(Named only)***
* B.C. ***(Named only)***
* Kanye West ***(Named only)***
* Adam Sidman *(Blaire contact)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Alan Khamoui *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* billie.mabus *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* Kathleen A. Switzer *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* Leo Gabriadze *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* Maria Zatulovskaya *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* Parker Laramie *(Blaire contact)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Rock Sobalvarro *(Blaire contact)* ***(In a photograph only)***
	+ Rock Sobalvarro's cat ***(In a photograph only)***
* robschrab *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* Tony Shubb *(Blaire contact)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Ryan Malvone *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* Sean Goller *(Blaire contact)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Forever 21
* Norwegian girl ***(Dies)***
* mosspeat12 *(Unexplained Forums member)* ***(Named only)***
* Sally *(Unexplained Forums member)* ***(Named only)***
* runsofar *(Unexplained Forums member)* ***(Named only)***
	+ Computer teacher ***(Dies)***
	+ Computer teacher's husband ***(Dies)***
* Unregistered *(Unexplained Forums member)*
* Thomas Young *(Facebook user)*
* Facebook Help Team
	+ Jim
* Sarah Stoudemire *(Example dead Facebook user)*
* Tony Hernandez *(Blaire contact)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Conde Nast Entertainment
* National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences
* Maria Eve *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Rick Sobalvarro *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* James Smith *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Clint Aliday *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Veronika Belenikina *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Sydney Ruiz *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Fresno State Bulldogs
* Hannah Regalato *(The Fresno Star writer)*
* Malcom Berg *(District Superintend)*
* Michelle Barns *(Laura Barns' mother)*
* Mari Silva *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Caroline Gewndolyn Rose *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Sam Chalsen *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Michael Robin *(Blaire contact)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Dave Bardin *(Jess' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Adam Bulik *(Jess' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Dasha Zelkin *(Jess' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Lisa Murphy *(Jess' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Kim Homberg *(Jess' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Rob Peadbody *(Jess' friend)* ***(In a photograph only)***
* Nailler Horan *(Blaire contact)* ***(Named only)***
* Laura Barns' uncle *(Sex guy)*
* maxmonfared *(Instagram user)*
* emaneercs8 *(Instagram user)*
* sunshinezzgirl *(Instagram user)*
* fooltoknow12 *(Instagram user)*
* ashleyXtra *(Instagram user)*
* snakecharmer *(Instagram user)*
* happinessisawarmgun *(Instagram user)*
* Miley Cyrus ***(Named only)***
* Blaire Lily's father ***(Mentioned only)***
* Eric Ortiz *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(Named only)***
* Russell Sadeghpour *(Laura Barns' friend)* ***(Named only)***
* pnut420 *(Unexplained Forums member)* ***(Named only)***
* raul *(Unexplained Forums member)* ***(Named only)***
* Francis231453 *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
	+ Francis231453's cat
* wildmanseeya6 *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* waynej0ns2 *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* John Michael Herdis *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* Adam BigBroMan *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* Ms. Dimples *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* Karl Krumpet *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
	+ Lucy *(YouTuber)* ***(Named only)***
* John Smith *(YouTuber)*
* chelywely4 *(YouTuber)*
* Kill urself.... *(YouTuber)*
* Mary Nonimous *(YouTuber)*
* Knugz Daddyio *(YouTuber)*
* wasty face16 *(YouTuber)*
* Jess' Mother ***(Unnamed)***
* Connie Conway ***(Named only)***
* Blaze *(Chatroulette user)*
* Samantha *(Chatroulette user)*
* xipledge *(Chatroulette user)*
* reed *(Chatroulette user)*
* Hellen *(Chatroulette user)*
* Morty *(Chatroulette user)*
* Katie Herzig *(Facebook user)*
* Kristi Broogard *(Facebook user)*
* Tina Nguyen *(Facebook user)*
* Emma Walbash *(Facebook user)*

**Races and species:**

* Humans
* Cats
* Dogs

**Locations:**

* Earth
	+ North America
		- USA
			* California
				+ Fresno
					- Clovis High School
					- 4478 Winslow Avenue
			* New York
				+ New York City
			* Sierra Nevada
				+ Lake Tahoe
			* Florida
			* Louisiana
				+ Baton Rouge
			* Los Angeles
				+ Hollywood Hills
					- Beachwood Canyon
			* Penssylvania
			* Nevada
		- Canada
	+ Europe
		- Ukraine ***(Named only)***
		- Norway ***(Named only)***
		- Italy ***(Named only)***
			* Rome ***(Named only)***
		- France ***(Named only)***
		- Spain ***(Named only)***
		- Ukraine ***(Named only)***
		- Russia ***(Named only)***
	+ Asia
		- China ***(Named only)***
		- Bhutan ***(Named only)***
	+ Syria ***(Named only)***
	+ New Zealand ***(Named only)***
* Hell ***(Invoked)***

**Objects:**

* Mitch's knife
* Ken's Blender
* Jess' hair straightener
* Adam's gun
* Grand Theft Auto 5
* Nintendo Wii
* Playstation 3

**Other:**

* Websites
	+ LiveLeak
	+ YouTube
	+ Facebook
	+ Twitter
	+ Google
		- Google+
		- Gmail
		- Chrome Web Store
	+ Jezebel
	+ Tumblr
	+ Free People
	+ Instagram
	+ The Fresno Star
	+ Pinterest
	+ Unexplained Forums
	+ Wikipedia
	+ RadioLabs
	+ You Get Info
	+ Chatrandom
	+ Tinychat
	+ ChatVille
	+ Chatroulette
	+ ChatRandom
* Android
* Skype ***(Main story)***
* Spotify
* MTV
	+ Teen Wolf
* Taco Bell
* Candy Crush Saga
* The Daily Bible Verse
* BitTorrent
* Trojan Destroyer
* Saturday Night Live
* QuickTime Player