Episode 100

## Date

Friday, 7/3/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:21:49

## Title

**The Day A Milestone Stretch Required A Triple-Header To Complete Due To Facebook Issues, But There Was Still Ample Celebration With A Surprise Visit By Tanya Donnelly, Time-Traveling Puppet Shows, An Accordion Debut And Multiple Boxes Of Cookies**

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Episode 100a ('til the feed dropped!): https://facebook.com/1588263977995781
* Episode 100b (after feed dropped!): https://facebook.com/1863860957071526
* Episode 100c (Part 3 - The Stretch!): https://facebook.com/887830348350773

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** Musician Tanya Donelly of Throwing Muses

## Episode Description

* The organ won't work.
* TMOTTBG on Accordion.
* Diorama Puppet Show for episode 1 - Flash Back
* Baseball on the Moon Diorama Puppet Show - Flash Forward
* SSSG Secret Surprise Special Guest Tanya Donnely
* Video Interuptus, twice, or rain delay if you prefer
* More than 100 cookies arrive

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Seems like it was only 99 days ago that we had our very first episode…” (RPM)
* (flashback to Episode 1 with Josh and Mary puppets)... // Mary: Oh Josh, that was super fun! // Josh: Yeah, it was. // Mary: We should do it again tomorrow. // Josh: Really? // Mary: Yeah, absolutely! We should do it every, every, every, every, every, every day. We can raise money for food banks and eat lots of chocolate and I can pretend to be a bear and you can pretend to like the Beatles and we can put all these boxes away and decorate the living room and we can have secret surprise guests, like Oprah Winfrey. Oh! Oh! My gosh, it’ll be so great! // Josh: Well, OK, if you think so…
* (flash-forward dream sequence with Josh and Mary puppets)… // Josh (in a haggard voice): Hi, everybody… // Mary: Hi everybody! // Josh (still in slightly haggard voice): Welcome to episode Number 4,817 of the 7th-Inning Stretch on this lovely Thursday afternoon. Thank you for tuning in today on Facebook Astral Projection. Let’s see who’s in the Mind Chat today. Hi Chad H., he says he’s stretching inside-out today. Hi there, Dr. Kristine KMR Fake Last Name Traffic Light Hot Dog Side Ponytail Skiing Injury Ted Talk 10-4 Over And Out Good Buddy With A Bouquet Of Lillies On Top For Ornamentation. Hi, Jean On Mars; guys, Jean just moved to Mars after spending the past few decades in Seoul, South Korea. Angelina is a first-time viewer, logging in from New Iceland; welcome, Angelina. My nieces, who are almost 20 and 15, want to hear something from that new JoJo Siwa album that won 11 Grammys. They asked me to play it three weeks ago, but I didn’t get to it because I was doing a special all-Stevie Wonder theme show for his 83rd birthday. // Mary: Oh my gosh, Josh, you are not going to believe this. Look what I found! I had no idea that we still had this in the house. I haven’t seen this dress since our wedding day in 1996. // Josh: What about the time you wore it on the 7th-Inning Stretch? // Mary: What are you talking about? That never happened… // Josh: I’m pretty sure you wore it on the show during Episodes Number 61 and 62. // Mary: I literally have zero recollection of that. // Josh: Guys, as you’ve heard by now, MLB is looking to resume play next week — on the moon. I still haven’t heard whether or not I’ll be sent up there to work the games, but I’m hopeful. And I’m really glad I that was able to use my Rob Manfred impersonation on the phone the other day to convince the owners and the players to agree to play. // Mary: Hey Josh? // Josh: Yeah? // Mary: Remember when we had Oprah Winfrey on the show yesterday? // Josh: Yeah, that was crazy. // Mary: That was soooooooooooooooooooo crazy…
* “Harvest Moon…I think that’s by Neil And His Young Youngmen. Not a lot of people know this, but I think that’s the group where Henny Youngman first got his start. I think he played triangle and clarinet in that band. I don’t think he was on this recording, though; I think by this time he had moved on…”
* “All that puppeteering makes me thirsty, right guys?” (after taking a gulp of seltzer)
* “Welcome to pandemic TV.”
* “Guys, this is 100 shows that we’ve done. One per day for the last 100 days. We feel good about that, but also a little bit like, ‘Oh God, really? This is what we have to do to keep ourselves going?’ But we’re gonna keep doing it for the foreseeable future…”
* “As crazy and as fucked up as so many things are right now, there’s still beauty out there, there’s still kindness out there. We can give it, we can receive it, we can help each other and all the other things that I usually say at the end of the show that I already said, but I don’t know if they got cut off or not.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

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