Queen Latifah x Papa Smurf PART ONE - Get Ready

## Plot

Terry Cruz makes a grand entrance, interrogating his daughter Latifah on her prom date, or lack there of. Latifah explains that she is an independent, something Terry Cruz notes her mother would disapprove of, if she were still alive. Latifah counters this claim and that her mother would rather her focus on career pursuits. Terry retorts, mocking Latifah's musical blunder, Zen. Coalescing into the scene, Latifah's mother, Mabel, praises Zen and calls the work "historical". Noticing the spirit of her deceased mother, Latifah is in elated and Terry Cruz proclaims his fidelity to the spectre. Mable is not amused by Terry and exposes his crippling chronic masturbation. Disgusted, Latifah admonishes her mother's vulgarity. Still continuing their spat, Mabel reveals to Latifah that her father, Terry Cruz, watched smurf porn. Appalled beyond limit, Latifah begins to interrogate her father. The ghost of Mabel disappears.

Terry explains to Latifah the reason he seeks out smurf porn. 40 years ago, Terry Cruz and the angel Castiel met at a Wawa. Castiel bestowed upon him the message of a prophecy, stating precisely, "WE R DARTH VADERS RAIDERS AND WE CANT BEALIEVE TEH TINGS DAT U DOO". To Latifah and the audience, this phrase is utter nonsense but Terry Cruz soon clarifies its meaning. The Terry Cruz family has 30 years to mate with a smurf or humanity is doomed. This creates a problem for Terry, as he suffers from erectile disfunction, and he tells Latifah she must be the one to carry out their family destiny. Then, Terry Cruz dies of a sudden heart attack.

Meanwhile, at the Smurf village, Papa Smurf announces in a dejected sigh that he only has three days to live. Dr. Phil has diagnosed him with prostate cancer. Martin Luther King Jr. ponders this dilemma, not only will Papa Smurf soon die, but he had no heir to his throne. Papa Smurf remarks that King himself might make for a suitable candidate. He refuses, insisting the successor must be of royal blood. Having just learned of his terminal prostate cancer, Papa Smurf has no interest in conceiving a child. Dr. Phil presents his daughter, and this seems to satisfy both Smurf and King. In a low whisper, Phil reveals his true intention of usurping the throne and conquering the world, commiting genocide against black people in the process. (See Controversy)

Later that same evening, Dr. Phil's daughter Velma and Papa Smurf dine together. While making their orders, Velma tells the black waiter that she is vegan and in disgust, Papa Smurf wishes for a sooner death. Concerned, Velma asks him what could be wrong and he ignores her, insisting that they should try for a child as soon as possible to quicken the process. Velma refuses, insisting that he marry her first before bedding her. The black waiter insult's Velma's appearance and she threatens his life under the genocidal regime of her father. Shocked, Papa Smurf asks what she means by this. The conversation is abandoned when Velma orders a side of French fries.

We return to Latifah, who is on a quest to find a smurf mate with Mabel as her guide. Terry Cruz invites Latifah to watch Star Wars, but she presumably denies him to continue her search. Using the online information service EBSCO, Latifah communicates with the angel Castiel to aid her in her journey. They ride out to the Smurf Village, only to find they are being pursued by an group of interlopers claiming to be Darth Vader's raiders. Castiel hands Latifah a gun and tells her to keep the raiders at bay. Latifah, having murdered East Harlem rapper Tupac Shakur, fends off the foes with her adept marksmanship.

Velma is preparing to wed Papa Smurf, and Dr. Phil calls on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. to help him arrange a stack of boxes. The two discuss the future of the regime and who will be the Vice President once Papa Smurf's heir ascends to the throne. King would keep the position, unless he were to die. Dr. Phil laughs and, in what seems to be a convenient accident, Martin Luther King Jr. is crushed by a stack of boxes.

Returning to Castiel and Latifah, we see that their vehicle is running low on gas and Latifah tells Castiel to park the car while she continues on her rampage. Castiel fills the tank and while slaughtering a troop of raiders, a dark figure catches her eye. The man announces that he cannot allow Latifah to fulfill the prophecy and commences to duel her.

At the wedding, Pastor Whoopi Goldberg allows Velma and Papa Smurf to read their vows. Papa Smurf vows to impregnate Velma before his death and Velma vows to love Papa Smurf eternally. All the while, Dr. Phil discretely reveals that he fabricated Papa Smurf's prostate cancer prognosis to hurry his plot along. He makes a phone call to Andrew Jackson, who informs Phil that a chandelier is in position.

The masked man dueling Latifah is revealed to be none other than her father, Terry Cruz.

## Cast

* Queen Latifah stars as the chosen of the Cruz family prophecy and female lead.
* Papa Smurf stars as the King of Smurf Village and male lead.
* Dr. Phil as the main antagonist.

## Legacy and influence

*Queen Latifa x Papa Smurf PART ONE - Get Ready* examines characters in a way that had not been paralleled in previous Mijaelverse productions.

## Controversy

*Queen Latifa x Papa Smurf PART ONE - Get Ready* is criticized for the racially motivated genocide pursued by the main antagonist, Dr. Phil.