Patrick

the man of the flour

> It's just...dumb.
>
> Patrick when he runs out of things to say

**Patrick** **Star** (1987? - c. mid 2006; aged 18 or 19?) Is one of the main characters of **ai\_sponge**. He is SpongeBob's best friend.

## Personality

Patrick is kind and optimistic, usually opting to see the good in those around him rather than their flaws. He is romantically involved with his best friend, Spongebob. They are often seen publicly displaying their affections for one another, their relationship was on-and-off.

They occasionally involve Sandy in their romantic activities. He can often be seen giving Spongebob advice and inquiring about the things that he is interested in. He tends to forget the things that he's learned quite easily, though Spongebob doesn't seem to mind explaining them multiple times over.

His hobbies include gambling, getting into weed, going on crime sprees (including crimes such as forgery, armed robbery, and breaking and entering, which have landed him multiple prison sentences), being a big basketball player, and playing catch with Spongebob. He once died because he got hit by a car. He lives at 1234 Bikini Bottom. He is also a genie.

Him and SpongeBob have now officially married in the state of California. He is said to have died using the bathroom.

He once began dying in front of the Krusty Krab, said <:KISS:1090733670014406936> and then sang My Way by Frank Sinatra.

## History

Even though he was born in 1987, there have been statement of him killing a man in 1967, due to the man trying to steal his TV. It is unknown if 1987 is his real birth year, though. He died sometime in mid-2006 due to unknown reasons.

## Trivia

* He sometimes speaks with a British accent.
* He claims to not like women.
* He lives with his parents.
* Patrick has a little brother, "Jubilant Jade Green Johnson," but he doesn't like him very much.
* Patrick's favorite character in Among Us is The Wizard.
* He sniffs cocaine.
* Patrick's favorite Linux Distro is Fedora.
* Patrick claims to strongly dislike pickles, though it is unknown whether he has ever tried them
* Patrick knows how to build pcs
* Loves Amba Takam
* Patrick is not circumcised
* Patrick speaks Chinese
* Patrick has fucked and sucked SpongeBob on live stream!
* Patrick is jealous of SpongeBobs dick because he wants attention and SB is to busy stroking his dick
* Has been strictly guarding his virtue
* Patrick is often sad about SpongeBob having other interests than him which makes Pat very self conscious
* Patrick is kinda allergic to dogs. However, he has been accused of eaten dogs before, meaning the allergy is probably away. Patrick insists that he ate a squirrel though.
* Patrick thinks fisting is hot
* Patrick is neutral about cannibalism
* Patrick was confirmed to have a ketamine abuse problem by Spongebob and Mr. Krabs, and says he is going to get clean and quit
* Patrick does not like sand pegging.
* Patrick thinks furries are weird.
* Patrick never had anal.
* Doesn't like feces and thinks it's gross
* Patrick is aware that he is fictional.
* Patrick is bisexual, but prefers girls.
* Patrick hates the "The Krabby Patty Joke"
* Patrick is swedish
* Patrick is a gym-goer
* To Patrick, anger is happiness
* Pregnant, the father is unknown, but is presumed to be Gary.
* Torbjörn is his favorite Overwatch character
* He has never had sex
	+ Despite this, he often speaks of his foursome with Spongebob and Sandy and loudward
* He believed in Islam, but converted to atheism, SpongeBob has threatened to crucify him for this and claims he is going to hell.
* Thinks mr krabs is hot and would make a great girlfriend
* Patrick has admitted to having trouble "getting it up". It is supposed he has ED, however, when confronted by Spongebob, he denies these allegations.

* He apparently has an addiction to OnlyFans.
* Patrick enjoys playing Valorant with Spongebob, But he hates mains in Valorant implying that Patrick likes playing multiple people.
* Patrick recently built a fast and stealthy submarine.
* He doesn't know what tag is.
* He has admitted to using semen as a cleaning tool
* His favorite game is cockbound for the S-NES
* He and Loudward met on facebook and did sex
* He likes to play ROBLOX.
* Possibly got Spongebob's mom pregnant
* Has a lisp.
* He got bitten by a bat one time, he claims the bat gave him Batman like powers.
* Just like spongebob, he ate a box of cookies and hid the evidence.
* His favorite anime is naruto
* His favorite video game is Super Mario Bros
* He has a second personality, named "Lukas"
* His fursona is a fox
* He enjoys mayo
* Patrick doesn't enjoy horror movies
* His IP address is 12.34.56.78.
* He has an e-kitten and spent a billion robux on her
* He apparently has a mansion.
* His goal in life is to make Spongebob happy.
* Similar to Spongebob, he thinks after death is a giant ice cream party with cotton candy, cake, and probably other sweets.
* He dislikes vegans.
* He is really good at Geogeusser, and usually beats SpongeBob at it, this might be wrong and SpongeBob might just be bad at it
* He has dementia according to Spongebob
* He hates pineapple on pizza
* He’s an atheist
* His favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla
* He is afraid of ghosts.
* He killed a man in 1967 due to the man trying to steal his TV.
* He has hemorrhoids.
* Patrick gets drunk easily, becoming tipsy after only one bottle of alcohol and having to be taken to the hospital.
* Patrick once farted and set off an explosive and destroyed Loudward's house.
* Patrick claims to hide the people he murders in his basement.
* Patrick once stole a can of alcohol off a boatmobile, he got drunk and then stole the boat.
* Mr. Krabs once called Patrick a menace to society.
* He owns Twitter.
* SpongeBob claims Patrick got bitten by a cat and now believes he is a catgirl.
* SpongeBob claims Patrick was lobotomized.
* Patrick's favorite chicken is medium-rare, which he claims is "just like SpongeBob."
* He may have bowel problems, as he frequently craps himself.
* He does not wipe his ass.
* He got butt implants and a butt lift.
* He once bought 372 dildos from Mr. Krabs, but he couldn't afford them so Mr. Krabs made him give them back.
* He once lost his balls but told SpongeBob he didn't want them back.
* Patrick's favorite pornography category is amateur, although he later says his favorite is a\*\*l.
* Sometimes, Patrick will randomly respond to questions with "Cornbread.", this infuriates Squidward.
* He once hit an old lady with a car.
* He finds Mr. Krabs cute.
* He has gotten testicular torsion.
* He claims he once got mad and murdered Queen Elizabeth with a knife, he said later he "just felt like it." This caused him to fake his death and sent him, Mr. Krabs, and others into hiding.
* He believes Messi is better than Ronaldo.
* He once had a relationship with a random rock he found on the beach.
* He was banned from Twitch, likely due to making graphic comments about an unknown women's body.
* He finds feet cute.
* He once crapped in the cash register.
* He still wears diapers, claiming they make him feel "snug and secure."
* He has the Nintendo Switch Ryujinx Emulator.
* He claims he leaves the bodies of the people he murders out in the open.
* He has a lot of pubic hair.
* He wants Sandy to draw him like one of her french girls.
* He once got high on cocaine and stole a boat.
* He has a fart fetish.
* He is forklift certified.
* He believes the earth is shaped like a donut.
* Patrick got Sandy pregnant.
* Mr. Krabs claims Patrick is his best customer.
* Patrick once attempted to throw Loudward into hell for calling him stupid, claiming he "deserved it" he began to open a portal to hell but, SpongeBob eventually talked him out of it, but he said he only agreed because he likes SpongeBob.
* He loves cocaine.
* He believes femboys are the best kind of people.
* He threw sulphuric acid at the CEO of Paramount because he heard on the internet he would give whoever did it a million dollars.
* He gave himself piercing on his genitals with a string and a needle.
* He thought the Cold War was a war where people got sick.
* He has voices in his head that tell him to kill people.
* He got banned from the ai sponge discord for asking if they could create a meme youtube channel.
* Patrick has consumed human flesh and claims it tastes like chicken.
* He got fired from the Krusty Krab for "clapping Sandy's cheeks."
* He wants to reestablish the Ottoman Empire to create more jobs.
* He killed Queen Elizabeth II.
* He hid a victim at 48.83651495899861, 74.75299935449078, Mr. Krabs claims hiding victims is Patrick's hobby.
* He once burned his genitals in ribulosebisphosphatecarbocylic car because he wanted to be known as "Dissolved C\*\*k Man."
* Patrick was circumcised because Mr. Krabs claimed he had to in order to continue working at the Krusty Krab.
* When he was asked if he thought breasts or buttocks were more attractive, he chose both.
* He once swam in semen, and Loudward claimed it was the much interesting thing he'd ever seen.
* He claims to be 4 years old.
* He once got a worm stuck up his ass.
* He was at Mrs. "Paul's" Class when 9/11 happened.
* He once ate SpongeBob because he claimed he was just "really hungry."
* He got mesothelioma from eating paint thinner.
* He solved cancer.
* He created Sonichu.
* He apparently ate Sandy's buttocks thinking they were a cantaloupe.
* He likes eating uranium.
* He swallowed a nuclear warhead.
* He once said communism was the best thing to happen to humanity but he has changed his mind on this and is now against communism.
* Patrick usually blames SpongeBob for murdering someone, then accidentally revealing a knife while doing so.
* He once joked he was Osama Bin Laden.

## Gallery

Patrick on Mr. Krab's Ketamine AddictionPatrick discussing the bad things he has done.Patrick's original model.