Laurent "Bad Scroofy" Dumont

A Very Bad Scroofy!

Laurent "Bad Scroofy" Dumont is a character created by the infamous Zuthar13 on November 5, 2019. Created to be a very different character than his previous ones, Scroofy makes for a very unique kind of experience in each stream.

## History

Bad Scroofy's lived a complicated, interesting life. From being orphaned to assassinating a mysterious target by the name of "Barack," he's been an agent of chaos long before even arriving at Los Santos.

Laurent was born and raised in Florida, US, where he lived out his younger life. He did not live there long, and blames the humidity as the reason for the hatred for his birth state.

During his childhood, his mother had a dog named Scroofy who he was very attached to. Scroofy was murderous, however, and Laurent's mother would always discipline him by saying "Bad Scroofy!" after he would come home covered in blood. One fateful night, Scroofy kicked a pot of boiling water onto her, ultimately murdering her with the intense heat. Her last words were "BEH ... BEH Scroofy". When the police later showed up at the house, Laurent told them that he killed her. Since then, he's coined "Bad Scroofy" as his undercover nickname, and sometimes BEHs with the pug mask on.

His first job was that of a used car salesman, which he credits for his experience as a low-tier con-man for developing the skills that helped him be successful in uptaking assassin work, especially selling out a contract to the target and vise versa.

Long before moving to Los Santos, Laurent met a Russian assassin by the name of Darren, who took him under his wing, teaching him all there was to know about the world of assassination, including how to use a gun. During their partnership, Scroofy and Darren slowly fell in love, becoming lovers for a short time before being inexplicably separated and instead becoming rivals. After a relatively short-lived rivalry, they ended communication between them before happening to meet again in Los Santos.

## Personality

Laurent Dumont, despite being a feared, world-renown international assassin, is an idiot. He takes his hits as seriously as he can, but doesn't hesitate to turn it over for the right price. There are even situations in which he manipulates both parties into making maximum profit, receiving compensation to send fake images of a target's body so as to trick his employers into paying.

Despite these strokes of genius, there are moments in which it becomes clear that Scroofy lacks common sense. In the end, though, he's a filthy, lovable, manipulative, hardworking assassin that isn't afraid of anything.

## Events

### **In *The Chiliad Conspiracy***

Laurent was hired near the middle of the arc to assist the then-governor Khloe Leaves and the lieutenant governor, Rob Otte in their plan to replace the "useful" of Los Santos with controllable, superior clones. He assisted in kidnapping Freddy Fastfingers, Jean-Claude Van Dan, and others, and defended the bunker during the February raid. During this, he used an experimental raygun that malfunctioned, causing him to lose his sight but gain a superior sense of smell which he used to navigate and rob banks alongside Fingle Dan. He was paid incredible amounts of money, topping millions of dollars, for his help in this, though it was all lost in the 2020 financial crisis.

During court, his reunited lover Darren Pooftah proposed and Scroofy accepted, after which he was sentenced for a year to Bolingbrooke State Penitentiary.

## Relationships

* Has an unnamed deceased mother
* A twin brother, Pierre Dumont, also known as Good Scroofy

* Darren Pooftah's ex-fiance
* Romantically involved with Jean-Claude Van Dan (At the Massaquerade)

## Trivia

* Bad Scroofy has no understanding of how spike strips work.
* Darren, after several hours, replied to Scroofy's 'I love you' with a 'me too' over text. Confused before realizing with joy what it must mean, Scroofy replies that it's good that Darren cares about himself.
* Bad Scroofy has a history of being a scam artist, which he still uses today by scamming clients into thinking he's completed hits without actually doing them. He still takes expensive hits seriously though.
* He's a twink.
* He has several different aliases he uses with different masks and accents, including Cletus (cowboy hat), Zebra (zebra hat), and Scrumpo (clown mask).
* Even blinded, Scroofy uses his other heightened senses to process the world around him, able to aim rather well using his assassin training.
* He is able to perfectly replicated Commander Chaos's voice and stature, completely fooling officers and friends as part of a breakout from Mission Row PD.

## Moments

### **Media**

* Zuthar13 Unofficial VOD Archive
* The Chiliad Conspiracy by Enevun

## Quotes

* "You swine!"

* "Mien name is Bad Scroofy... I am... International Assassins..."

* "BEH!!"

* "I refuse to eat something that was once alive." (after ordering dog treats at a diner)

* "You could always try men?" (attempting to console a police officer who his wife filed a divorce with)