Garfielf But Windows XP and Windows Vista

**Garfielf But Windows XP and Windows Vista** is an animation made by Qwertyxp2000, first uploaded to YouTube on July 3rd 2020 at 10:01pm on here, and to Reddit on here on July 3rd 2020, on 10:10pm. It is a parody of the Garfielf meme, in turn being a meme of Garfield.

## Synopsis

Windows XP tells Windows Vista about how lazy and bloated Vista is. Vista is shown eating from a red pet bowl marked "Vista" (hence the name of the operating system). Vista tells XP that he eats because that's what he does. Vista gets up walks towards XP My Computer, stating that he will throw him out of the window. XP warns him against doing so, but Vista does it anyways. XP calls out Vista.

Vista then takes a nap close to the lounge wall. XP became enraged! Vista smashes a white iPhone 7, knowing that smartphone reminders interrupt his napping, as well as that presumably XP placed a smartphone nearby just to get him to wake up. Vista gets up and states that he is hungry for some applesauce pie. XP tells him that he is only allowed to eat the food inside the house. Vista, who now feels pretty chill, agrees and begins eating out of the fridge.

Grub time passes. In the kitchen, XP interrogates Vista about his previous "meals". Vista tells him that he himself has already eaten all the 3 canned soups, Linux shells, and Steamed Hams. Vista burps extremely loudly afterwards. XP became so angry that he screamed at the top of his voice.

## Transcript

### Caption Transcript

*This section is **not** written as the video plays, but has clarified a number of seemingly unintelligible words into more decipherable language. Some lines have been corrected to improve readability.*
* *[Plays "Windows XP Tour Music G Major"]*
* **Windows XP:** Stuffing your face as usual...
* **Windows Vista:** I gotta have a good meal.
* **Windows XP:** Vista, you fat logo.
* **Windows XP:** You're so big and fat!
* **Windows XP:** Why are you so fat?
* **Windows Vista:** I eat, XP. That is what I do.
* **Windows Vista:** It's time to kick XP My Computer off through the window.
* **Windows XP:** Don't do it, Vista; that's our pet icon XP My Computer!
* **Windows Vista:** You're going into orbit, you half-conductive hunk of plastic.
* *[throws XP My Computer out of the window, thereby smashing it]*
* **Windows XP:** VIIIIIIIIISTA!
* **Windows Vista:** Time for a nap. I'm a logo who loves to snooze.
* **Windows XP:** VISTA, YOU LAZY LOGO!
* **Windows Vista:** I hate smartphone reminders.
* **Windows Vista:** I am hungry. I want some applesauce pie.
* **Windows XP:** You're not eating that outside the house, Vista.
* **Windows Vista:** Enough with the chit-chat, let's get some grub going.
* *[Timecard reads "Grub Time"]*
* **Windows XP:** Where are the three canned soups?
* **Windows Vista:** I ate those food.
* **Windows XP:** Where are the Linux shells?
* **Windows Vista:** I ate those food.
* **Windows XP:** Where did all the Steamed Ham helper go?
* **Windows Vista:** *[burps extremely sonorously]*
* **Windows XP:** You're such a bad trademarkie. That's it, I've had it with you. I'm done. That's the last straw, Vista!

### Vocal Transcript

*This section is incomplete. You can help by expanding it.*
* **Windows XP:** *[Windows XP Critical Stops multiple times]* *[Windows XP Low Battery]* *[Windows XP Device Connect]*
* **Windows Vista:** *[Windows Vista Speech On, Speech Sleep, Speech Off]*
* **Windows XP:** *[Windows XP Errors twice]* *[Windows XP Critical Stops 4x]*
* **Windows XP:** *[Windows XP Critical Stops 3x]* *[Windows XP Critical Batteries multiple times]*
* **Windows XP:** *[Windows XP Shutdown]*
* **Windows Vista:** *[Windows Vista Low Batteries 2x, Windows Vista Insert Device, Windows Vista Print Complete]*

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## Trivia

* "3 canned soups" references the "I'm At Soup But Windows 2000 and Windows XP" video.
* "Linux shells" references the actual command programming languages ("shells") from Linux.
* "Steamed ham helper" references the "Steamed Hams But Windows XP and Windows Vista" and "Steamed Hams But Windows XP and Windows Vista, Remastered" videos.
* A fridge magnet of XPBelle (Windows XP Isabelle) can be found on the fridge door.
* There are also fridge magnets of the letter "X" and "P", as well as fridge magnets of the four window pane units of the Windows XP logo.
* 24 hours after the video was first released to YouTube, the video reached just over 200+ likes, specifically 201.
* "Trademarkie" is simply a "cuteness extender" word (like "doggie" instead of "dog" or "kitty" instead of "kitten") for a company logo.
* "Applesource π" is "applesauce pie", a type of pie where the main filling is applesauce.
	+ Qwertyxp2000 himself knows little knowledge about fruit-based pies, as he himself grew up in a country where most pies are savory meat pies.