All You Can Eat

**All You Can Eat** is the twenty second episode of season three of *The Cleveland Show*. It is the sixtieth episode, overall.

## Synopsis

Junior gets a girlfriend, who's only dating him because she mistook him for a lesbian. Meanwhile, Cleveland gets into a Wikipedia editing battle with an editor known only as "TruePopperKing63".

## Plot

After Junior gets picked on at school by Oliver Wilkerson and others, Roberta convinces him he needs a makeover and takes him out of town to give him one. His stylish new look gives him the confidence to approach Daisy, a misfit who catches his attention at the arcade. But when they get picked on together, Junior steps up and defends Daisy, confirming his offer to take her to her prom. Daisy is amazed at Junior's offer and under the mistaken impression that Jr. is a girl, believes they will be a lesbian couple at the dance.

Roberta is momentarily surprised at the result of her makeover but admits she can see it but tells Jr. to see Daisy as just a person. On their date, Jr. starts tells her the truth but Daisy interprets his actions as remaining in the closet. Jr. brings Daisy home to pretend to come out of the closet and his family pretends to totally screw him over except for Rallo who redirects the feelings to love. But on their date night, Daisy refuses to go after her school threatens to cancel the prom to prevent a lesbian couple from dancing. Junior tries to put some spirit into Daisy but she just gives up, leaving Junior determined to continue the fight.

Junior enlists Roberta to pretend to be his lesbian date, passing on Ernie as she feels responsible for getting him into the mess. As they arrive, the principal threatens to shut down the dance. Junior comes clean about being a guy with his own sister. Daisy arrives and admires Junior for standing up but wants to leave. Roberta talks her into a dance together and she also invites Junior to join them. Junior asks that the next time Roberta gives him a makeover he wants no doubt that he likes the ladies. Three weeks later he arrives home dressed as a gay biker questioning why he listens to her.

Meanwhile, after showing off his mastership of Slop Poppers, Cleveland’s authority as his favorite snack food’s ultimate expert is threatened by another fan who challenges his edits on a wiki page and evolves into a flame war that quickly gets out of control. Rallo sets up a “popper-off” for the title of true popper king. At the challenge, the rival turns out to be just a kid but a real handful for Cleveland. As things get messy, the company founder arrives to tell them both off and disgusted with their behavior, shuts down the entire factory, leaving them with just their petty one-upmanship.

## Characters

### Major Roles

* Cleveland Junior
* Roberta Tubbs
* Daisy
* Cleveland Brown
* TruePopperKing33
* Miller M. Greene
* Daisy's Bullies

### Minor Roles

* Donna Tubbs-Brown
* Rallo Tubbs
* Oliver Wilkerson
* Derek
* Laine
* Reggie
* Anna Kat
* Lisa Li
* Terry Kimple
* Tori
* Arch
* Holt Richter
* Cy the Sighing Bi Guy
* Principal Nezwick
* Leon & Leon
* Ernie Krinklesac (Cameo)
* Carl (Non-Speaking Cameo)
* Dong (Non-Speaking Cameo)
* Anderson Cooper (Pictured)
* Holt's Mama (Mentioned)
* Evelyn Brown (Mentioned)
* Federline Jones (Indirectly Mentioned)

## Quotes

**Roberta**: Look, Junior. Your nerd stink is starting to rub off on me.
**Junior**: Yeah, this isn't exactly a high point for me either.

**Roberta**: Come on, we're going to the Fluvanna mall. Count to five before you follow me.
**Junior**: Yeah, I know the drill ... bitch.

**Cleveland**: Ladies and gentlemen, as the self-appointed and beloved editor of Slop Poppers' Wikipedia page.
**Terry**: He's the king!
**Tori**: He's tasted them all!
**Arch**: Those things are cancer in a box.

**Junior**: Junior died looking for a wall rabbit. From now on, I'm "CJ McCool". No wait, just CJ. I'm so cool, I'll be known by one name, like Beyonce, Madonna, and Hitler.
**Roberta**: Ugh, Beyonce's the worst.

**Roberta**: I'm gunna go get a five-minute public massage from an old Asian man.

**Roberta**: Use your thumbs, Dong. Dang!

**Junior**: *[tells of Daisy's bullies]* Just so you know, we don't need to be accepted by a pack of future plastic surgery disasters who will get real estate licenses at 46 in a desperate attempt to find a third husband, who will take care of them after their lips explode! ... Run.

**Daisy**: Were you serious, when you said you might actually go to prom with me?
**Junior**: Of course!
**Daisy**: Oh, CJ! I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when they see I brought a girl to the prom!
**Junior**: Say what, now?
**Daisy**: We'll be the first lesbian couple at my school's prom ever!
*[Daisy kisses Junior]*
**Junior**: What!?
**Daisy**: I'm gunna go find us some matching crocs to wear.
*[Daisy skateboards away]*
**Junior**: How could she possibly think ...
*[Junior looks at himself in the mirror and observes his new outfit]*
**Junior**: ... Yeah, I see it.

**Roberta**: What!? A lesbian. How could she possibly think you ... Yeah, I see it.

**Roberta**: I'm just saying, a strong relationship has to be built on honesty, trust, and knowing if the other person has a wang, dang!

*[Junior goes to Daisy's house and Cy answers the door]*
**Cy**: *[unenthused]* Ugh, let me guess. You're here for my sister. Daisyyyyy ...

**Cy**: *[unenthused]* Uuuugh, why is it so hot today?

**Cy**: *[offscreen; unenthused]* Uuuuuugh, the bagel bites have freezer burn!

*[Cleveland and Donna are going out for dinner and the waiter comes up]*
**Waiter**: Um, Mr. Brown. Can I speak to you under the table for a moment?
**Cleveland**: Of course.
*[Cleveland and the waiter get under the table]*
**Waiter**: I'm sorry, I didn't wanna embarrass you in front of your wife, but your credit card has been declined.
**Cleveland**: Declined!? *[slams his head on the table]* You know, it's a little cramped down here.
*[Cleveland gets out from under the table]*
**Cleveland**: Donna? Switch?
**Donna**: Okay.
*[Donna gets under the table, while Cleveland and the waiter talk above it]*
**Cleveland**: Ah, that's better. Declined!? But why?
**Waiter**: Well, it's just that you simply don't have enough credit to pay for your meal.
**Cleveland**: But how could that be!? I am gunna go to the bank and talk to Atom!
*[Cleveland goes to an ATM, which he calls "Atom"]*
**Cleveland**: Declined!? But Atom, I didn't spend no money!

*[Rallo walks in on Cleveland, wrapping his head in a black silk blanket]*
**Rallo**: Who-ho-hoa! Private moment, Mr. Carradine?

**Junior**: Okay, listen up, everybody. I got a new girlfriend. She's out on the porch, she's a lesbian, she thinks I'm a lesbian named CJ, and I'm gunna come out to you, and you're all gunna be supportive, alright?
**Cleveland**: Okay.
**Donna**: Fine.
**Roberta**: Whatever.
**Rallo**: Seems about right.
**Cleveland**: Wait, are we gay too?
**Junior**: No.
**Rallo**: *[to Cleveland]* Then you should probably shave the mustache.

**Junior**: Everybody, this is Daisy. My girlfriend.
**Cleveland**: What!? You're a lesbian, CJ!? Get out of my house!
**Donna**: God don't want this, CJ! God don't want this!
**Roberta**: I hate this gay family!
**Rallo**: Hold up! Everybody just take a beat. Now, this here news might be troubling to some, but it doesn't change who CJ is. She's still our kin and we need to accept and love her.
**Cleveland**: He's right! Come here, CJ. I accept and love you.
**Donna**: God loves all of his children and if he can, so can I!
**Roberta**: I love this gay family!
**Cleveland**: Group hug!
**Daisy**: Wow. Your family loves lesbians.
**Junior**: Yeah, you should see my dad's internet history.

**Junior**: Daisy, this is gunna surprise you, but ... I've been bullied at my school too.
**Daisy**: On account of your voice?
**Junior**: What!? No! But you know what not fighting back gets you? More bullying!

**Junior**: Roberta, if you liked black guys, I'd kiss you.

*[Truepopperking33 enters and he turns out to be a 12-year-old boy]*
**Truepopperking33**: What's up, fagtards!?
**Cleveland**: You're Truepopperking33!? You're just a kid. I thought 33 would be your age.
**Truepopperking33**: Nope. It's the number of times I had sex with your mom!
**Cleveland**: Ugh! She's an adult. I'm sure she had her reasons.

**Game Show Host**: The year was 1968. Bobby Kennedy is slain. A nation mourns. What kind of slop popper did Walter Kronkite have in his lap?
**Cleveland**: Groovy Gravy Flavey!
**Game Show Host**: Correct! The year was 1994. Courtney Love was eating a slop popper, when she found the body of Kurt Cobain. What flavor was she-
**Truepopperking**: Choco-Cherry flavor!
**Game Show Host**: Correct!
**Cleveland**: I don't remember the 90's.

**Junior**: Daisy. What are you doing here?
**Daisy**: I thought you might try something like this and I wanted to make sure you were okay. I just didn't know you HAD A PENIS!!!

**Daisy**: I'm the one who thought you were a lesbian just because you look exactly like a black Chaz Bono.

**Roberta**: You can't leave your own prom without having at least one dance.
**Daisy**: Are you gay?
**Roberta**: Who cares?

**Junior**: Roberta, next time we do a makeover, let's leave no doubt that I'm a man who likes the ladies.
*[Three weeks later, Junior enters the living room where Roberta is and he's dressed as a gay biker]*
**Junior**: WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU!?
## Trivia

* Cleveland is obsessed with a snack food called slop poppers and is even a recurring editor on the food's Wikipedia page.
* Daisy's number is 550-7075.
* Junior sleeps with socks full of lotion on them to make his skin smooth.
* Cleveland's Wikipedia username is "PopperkingCleve42".
* Junior has recurring nightmares about Anderson Cooper with cornrows, despite having previously found that concept of Anderson Cooper with cornrows amusing in "Brotherly Love".

### Cultural References

* Junior getting stuck in a hole in the wall at the school is a reference to the *Winnie the Pooh* story, "*Pooh Gets Stuck*".
* Cleveland is an editor of *Wikipedia*.
* Fat Topic is a parody on *Hot Topic*.
* Junior compares himself to *Beyonce Knowles-Carter*, *Madonna Ciconne*, and *Adolf Hitler*. Roberta gets offended that Junior would bring up somebody as horrible as Beyonce.
* Daisy is a parody on *Ramona Flowers* from *Scott Pilgrim vs. the World*.
* Parodic arcade game titles:
	+ "*BunTime*" is a parody on "*Burger Time*" and a pun on the phrase, "Fun Time".
	+ "*Dance & Prance Rebellion*" is a parody on "*Dance, Dance, Revolution*".
	+ "*Kario Mart 69*" is a spoonerism of "*Mario Kart 64*", plus a sexual reference.
	+ "*Mortal Wombat*" is a parody on "*Mortal Kombat*".
	+ "*Dogger*" is a parody on "*Frogger*".
	+ "*Big Bug*" is a parody on "*Dig Dug*".
	+ "*Gagarin*" is a parody on "*Galaga*" and a reference to *Gagarin's Start*.
	+ "*Hood Fighter II*" is a parody on "*Street Fighter II*".
	+ "*Dong*" is a parody on "*Pong*".
	+ "*Human Centipede*" is a parody on "*Centipede*" and a reference to the eponymous movie.
	+ "*Puke-Man*" is a parody on "*Pac-Man*.
	+ "*Mrs. Puke-Man*" is a parody on "*Mrs. Pac-Man*".
	+ "*Super Moron-io Bros.*" is a parody on "*Super Mario Bros.*".
	+ "*Breakin*" is a parody on "*Breakout*".
	+ "*Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo*" is a parody on the previous game's sequel, as well as a reference to the eponymous movie.
	+ "*Elevator Traction*" is a parody on "*Elevator Action*".
	+ "*Custer's Return*" is a parody on "*Custer's Revenge*".
	+ "*Polygamus*" is a parody on "*Polybius*".
	+ "*2001*" is a *9/11* themed parody on "*1942*".
	+ "*Slime Pilot*" is a parody on "*Time Pilot*".
	+ "*Dinky King*" is a parody on "*Donkey Kong*".
	+ "*Tetras*" is a parody on "*Tetris*".
	+ "*Meteors*" is a parody on "*Asteroids*".
	+ "*Wagon's Flair*" is a parody on "*Dragon's Lair*".
	+ "*C-Men*" is a parody on "*X-Men*", plus a sexual reference.
	+ "*Bible Bable*" is a parody on "*Bubble Bobble*".
	+ "*Nort*" is a pardoy on "*Tron*".
	+ "*The Cleveland Show Arcade Game*" is a parody on "*The Simpsons Arcade Game*" and of course, a self-referential fourth wall joke.
* Daisy goes to get some *Crocs* for her and Junior to wear.
* Junior thinks that *Serena Williams* is a guy pretending to be a girl.
* Truepopperking33 makes an *Encyclopedia Dramatica* page, making fun of Cleveland.
* Holt has *Angry Birds* on his iPad.
* Cleveland wraps the entire house and his own head in black silk blankets. Rallo calls him "Mr. Carradine", which is possibly a reference to how *David Carradine*, died of autoerotic asphyxiation and in honor of him, fans erected a bunch of penis-shaped statues in a garden, which they wrapped in colorful gossamer scarves.
* Junior does a take on the famous "As God as My Witness" quote from *Gone With the Wind*.
* Ernie watches *RuPaul's Drag Race*.

### Continuity

* "*Custer's Return*" and "*Polygamus*" from "A Short Story and a Tall Tale" are seen again in Coin Slots and Joysticks.
* Daisy gives Junior a skateboard with a picture of Anderson Cooper with cornrows, making a callback to when Junior laughed at the image of Anderson Cooper with cornrows in "Brotherly Love".