Bugs bunny vs mickey mouse

(\*a title card said fantasy free for all appears on the screen starring bugs, mickey mouse and including elmer fudd\*)

### the fight

(looney tunes back in action game ost filler 2)

(\*the camera then cut to elmer fudd\*)

elmer fudd: shush be vewy vewy quiet i'm hunting wabbits, heh heh heh heh heh heh

(\*the camera cuts to bugs bunny\*)

bugs bunny: here i go with that tenet little woodland creature bit again it's shameful but eh it's a living

(\*bugs meet up with elmer fudd\*)

bugs bunny: eh what's up doc, wait a minute! you again!!!

elmer fudd: you again!!! YOU WASCALLY LITTLE WABBIT!

bugs bunny: doc how many years have we been at this

elmer fudd: too long?

bugs bunny: and how many times must endure that silly games of ours you come in all like (\*intimidating elmer fudd\*) and i'm like (\*said his quote again\*) you shoot i run i've escape without so much as a bullet wound and off with ain't i a stinker and we start all over again sometimes with daffy duck

elmer fudd: well mistew wabbit what do you suggest we do different this time

bugs bunny: well why not having an unexpected guest star take this show on a different direction

(\*the camera cuts to mickey mouse\*)

mickey mouse: hiya kids it's me mickey mouse tonight we have a show that won't be forgotten hah hah unlike our electric bulb

(\*bugs bunny saw mickey mouse\*)

bugs bunny: i know you! i never forget a face but in your case i'll make an exception

mickey mouse: wait? your my costar!

(\*elmer fudd also saw mickey mouse\*)

elmer fudd: who is this wat this isn't wat season

mickey mouse: technically i'm a mouse

bugs bunny: no but you do have my permission to shoot him

mickey mouse: hey that's not very nice do you know who i am pal

bugs bunny: what a maroon

mickey mouse: excuse me

bugs bunny: shush i'm about to defy you

mickey mouse: oh boy i'm about to kick your butt

bugs bunny: i'll be scared later right now i'm to mad yeah just watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful pachydermus percussion punch

mickey mouse: hey kids don't try at home

elmer fudd: uh oh i ain't sticking awound fow this

(mickey mania mad doctor boss song)

announcer: fight!

(\*bugs throw a bomb at mickey mouse while mickey mouse dodge it,\*)

mickey mouse: wait just a darm minute, let me look at the script (\*he put on glasses\*) hmm

bugs bunny: does it say who wins?

mickey mouse: shush! i'm reading it now, gosh, talk about your iron-clad contract ha ha, ok let's finish this once and for all

(\*bugs bunny throw his carrot at mickey mouse who throw a bomb at him\*)

elmer fudd: i wondew how long befowe they finish?

mickey mouse: hiya pal

elmer fudd: scwew it, i'm taking somebody's heawt out toady, and i don't cawe which one i take at this point YOUW A DEAD WAT!!!

mickey mouse: uh oh i'm out of here

elmer fudd: oh come on mistew wat give me a bweak

mickey mouse: here baldy (\*throw a bomb at elmer fudd's gun\*) you can have this!

elmer fudd: oh ssh- (\*gets killed by mickey mouse's bomb\*)

bugs bunny: MICKEY WHAT DID YOU DO!!!

mickey mouse: what?? he was going to shoot me, he said he coundn't finish

bugs bunny: ha, i alway knew fudd was an impatient fella, just never expected it to blow up at his face, still, he was my co star for many star for years, so, i have no choise, but to AVENGE HIM!!! (\* throw his carrot and stab mickey mouse's nose, causing his nose to bleed\*)

mickey mouse: OW YOU BAS\*ARD SON OF A MOTHER F\*\*\*ING BLABBER! YOU STABBED MY F\*\*\*ING NOSE YOU PIECE OF WARTHOG SH\*T I WILL SUE YOUR A\*\* FOR THIS! I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE BULLSH\*T TRADITIONS!!!

bugs bunny: language doc

mickey mouse: ok, fine, you win, JUST GET THAT F\*\*\* OUT OF MY NOSE!!! and we'll go after drinks after i- wait a minute? i don't drink!

bugs bunny: neither do i doc (\*hit mickey mouse with a mallet\*) neither do i, we put up a good fight and clean living 1 in the end, ain't i a stinker

announcer: k.o