A Day in the Life with Katie Jones/Transcript

* (fade in: to the exterior of the Jones house. Pan down to Katie sitting on her bed in her bedroom, holding and writing on her journal)
* Katie *(narrating)*: Dear Journal, Some people have a lot of secrets, and some people don’t. But everybody's got *something*. Me, I've got charm, good looks, modesty, usual routines, and a little bit of secrets. (Cut to journal page with Katie's entry) My good friends, Tommy, Krystal, and Clyde, and my boyfriend, Robotboy? They have something else. Robotboy and I have became a couple since, like, forever. And we share *everything*.
* (Fades to school Tuesday afternoon)
* Katie *(narrating)*: So, anyway, I guess the craziness really started on Tuesday after school.
* (The school bell rings, Krystal comes out of school, coming down with a cold)
* Krystal: (Sneezes twice) I'm sick as a dog and I can't stand it.
* Katie: You should've told your mom that you can't go to school if you're like this.
* Tommy: Kate’s right, I can’t have you sneeze all over the other students.
* Katie *(narrating)*: I had no problem with having a secret crush on Clyde. But, I didn't want to tell them, which was bothering someone a little bit, and that would be me.
* (Fade to the exterior of Krystal's house)
* Katie *(narrating)*: Even during swimming practice, one has to remember a fallen comrade. (Cut to Krystal sick in her bed on the phone, with an ice pack on her head) Poor Krystal was coming down with a bad cold, and she was all cooped up in her house. That's the worst.
* Krystal: (Sneezes so hard ice pack gets knocked off her head.) Ugh! I feel like I'm going to fall over. I hate being sick! (Sneezes)
* Clyde: (On phone, split-screen): Hang in there, Krystal. Kate, Tommy, Lola, Gus, Robotboy and I are gonna come visit you when we're done at Janet's swim practice. You want us to bring you anything?
* Krystal: (Sneezes) No, no, please. Don't bother. My parents, Oliver, and Perry are taking pretty good care of me.
* (Zoom out to show Perry (holding soup), Nikolina, and Thomas standing at Krystal's bedside)
* Krystal: Guys, it's just a cold!
* (Oliver holding a defibrillator comes in. Krystal looks shocked.)
* Oliver: Clear!
* Katie *(narrating)*: Oh, sure, that's what he probably thought. But why would he even suspect that one of my secrets were Clyde's loincloth falling off if he loses his cool, and enjoys him fighting nude, and my dream of becoming a sex educator?
* Katie *(narrating)*: And speaking of Clyde...What an athletic jungle boy. he may never have gone to school with me, but we do share some fond memories. He taught me how to swing on vines, and why his loincloth keeps falling off whenever he battles if he's triggered, he explained to me that it was a "skin condition." At that point, I knew someday, he'd be the perfect boy for me...
* Katie *(narrating)*: That Saturday, I was planning a swimming party for my friends, even Clyde, but I was a bit worried that Krystal might not arrive, because I knew how sick she was days ago. (as she narrates all this, she goes to her closet and puts on her crop top) I was heading down to school when I saw my very good friend, Krystal walking down the street.−
* Krystal: Katie!
* Katie: Hi, Krystal! (they hug) You're all better.
* Krystal: All I needed was some rest and some soup. I'll be fine now. Now that I feel much better, I'm planning on coming to your pool party this Saturday!
* Katie: Wait, you know about it?
* Krystal: Yeah, Tommy told me all about before I came down with that cold.
* Tommy: Will you girls hurry up, otherwise we'll miss the bell!
* Katie: Coming, Tommy. I'm inviting him too. Did you tell your mother by the way that the next time you get that sick, you should stay in bed.
* Krystal: She did, she told me if that ever happens again, she'll keep me in bed.
* Katie *(narrating)*: As the day went on, I told my friends about the party and I even told Janet all about the party. I knew Clyde would be psyched because he has a huge crush on the Wolfgang gym teacher. After school, I decided it was time to go invite Clyde the Wild Boy.
* (cut to the inside of Clyde's jungle hut where Katie is talking to Clyde)
* Katie: I'm having a pool party this Saturday and I was wondering if you could come?
* Clyde: Are you kidding? I love pool parties! Water is my favorite topic! Same with my elephant, Franny.
* Katie: Yes!
* Katie *(narrating)*: I knew my secret crush would come over, so my mission was complete. I also told him that I had a special surprise for the party. But I couldn't tell them, otherwise, it wouldn't be a surprise. Saturday, 12:55 p.m., it was the day of the pool party, and my friends were already on their way.
* Tommy: Sorry you can't swim in the pool, Ro.
* Lola: Besides, the water would wet your curcuits.
* Robotboy: Robotboy understand. Robotboy watch.
* Tommy: If you'd like.
* Gus: Where is that wild boy? He can't miss this.
* Clyde: (Tarzan yell from his vine and lands onto the street) I'm so excited! I wonder what the surprise is.
* Krystal: Me too. Katie always has the brightest ideas. (they head for the door and they ring the doorbell and Katie answers the door wearing her blue bikini)
* Katie: Oh, guys, I am so glad you're here! Especially you Krystal.
* Krystal: Thank you. I've got my one-piece suit ready and everything.
* Katie: Well then, everyone change in the bathroom and meet me outside.
* Katie *(narrating)*: I was psyched that my party would be a smashing success, but little did I realize that somebody was watching me.
* Dr. Kamikazi: So, the Tomboy Kid is throwing a wild pool party, huh? We'll see about that once we crash into their party and try to take Robotboy! Right, Constantine.
* Constantine: If you ask me, I think we're just disturbing these kids' party. Maybe we shouldn't disturb them.
* Dr. Kamikazi: Who asked you?!
* Constantine: Nobody boss. Nobody.
* Dr. Kamikazi: Good.
* (cut to the pool where Katie is waiting, and almost everyone comes out in their swimwear)
* Katie: Oh, my stars, you guys look great! But uh, Clyde, aren't you wearing a swimsuit?
* Clyde: I don't have one. I only carry a loincloth.
* Katie: How can I forget?
* Clyde: So, where's the surprise? (they hear a whistle blow and they see Janet Wolfgang sitting in a chair)
* Janet: Hey, Clyde, baby.
* Clyde: (goes in love mode) Aw, my favorite gym teacher!
* Lola: Is this the surprise, Katie?
* Katie: Yes, I asked Janet to help me out with the party.
* Tommy: So, what brings you here, Janet?
* Janet: I thought maybe having a lifeguard at a pool party would be fun, plus I get to let you guys do all the things we usually do in swimming practice. So, you guys gotta be prepared for the streaking competition coming up a little later.
* Tommy: Streaking competition?
* Lola: Was this your idea, Kate?
* Katie: No, Janet thought this all to herself. But don't worry, this is a boys only contest. The rest of us can just take it easy.
* Krystal: Phew, well that's a relief.
* Katie *(narrating)*: As planned, my friends swam around the pool and even showed off their swimwear. That is, until Janet Wolfgang blew her whistle...
* Janet: (blows whistle) All right, boys! Come out and listen up and listen good! Now, we're about to have a streaking contest. The rules are simple, just race back to the swimming pool first. Winner has to stay naked throughout the party.
* Clyde: And the loser?
* Janet: Loser has to put the swimwear back on. Now, maggots, take off those swim trunks! This means your loincloth, Clyde.
* Clyde: Aw, man, really.
* Janet: Yes. Now, disrobe from your swimwear! (Tommy and Gus remove their swimwear, while Clyde gulps and unties his loincloth) Everybody head for the starting ranks from the backyard. (the players head for the starting line) Ready....get set.....(blows whistle and they start running as Clyde does his Tarzan yell)
* Clyde: I really want to lose, I know I should win, but I'll be completely embarrased for the rest of the party!
* Katie *(narrating)*: Clyde really wanted to put his loincloth back on, but surprisingly, he ran so fast back to the swimming pool, he actually won.
* Krystal: And Clyde is the winner!
* Clyde: What?!
* Janet: Those were the rules, Clyde, winner has to stay nude in the pool party. Now, Katie, could you take Clyde's loincloth out to dry?
* Katie: Uh, sure, Janet. (goes inside for a moment)
* Clyde: No offense, but the rules are unfair! I'm only naked if someone makes fun of me. Notably enemies.
* Krystal: Oh, you fight bad guys without anything on! You're a complete nudist! (laughs)
* Clyde: Shut up! It's a skin condition, that's just how it works. I can't help it.
* Tommy: No offense, Janet, but I think Clyde needs his loincloth back.
* Janet: I don't know, I think he's kind of cute without anything on. (rumbling was heard in the distance) What was that?
* Tommy: Oh, no! Not him again!
* Dr. Kamikazi: That's right, me! Dr. Kamikazi and Constantine: With our giant hose of doom, we will splash you out and steal Robotboy!
* Janet: Who?
* Tommy: Uh, he means my toy. My toy Robotboy.
* Constantine: Attack!
* Katie (narrating): I overheard Dr, Kamikazi's plan, and it was right then and there that I knew what I had to do.
* Katie: (as she heads back outside) Janet, could I borrow your whistle?
* Janet: Why?
* Katie: You'll see. (blows whistle) Everyone out of the pool! We've got a Kamikazi invasion! (most of the patrons and Janet run off) Clyde, why aren't you running?
* Clyde: I can't, I'm naked! I'm not coming out until this party is over!
* Katie: Ugh, why do I even bother!
* Tommy: Hey, Kate, catch! (he throws his watch to Katie)
* Katie: All right, Robotboy! Time to go into action mode. (pushes the button and Robotboy goes into Superactive mode)
* Katie *(narrating)*: Robotboy did all his best to fight off Dr. Kamikazi, but his hose was too strong that it eventually turned Robotboy off!
* Dr. Kamikazi: Ahahahaha! My victory is done! I will now take Robotboy into my hands for all eternity!
* Constantine: Uh, boss, there's someone in the nude inside the pool.
* Dr. Kamikazi: What do you mean? (looks over) Oh, it's only Clyde. But he can't do anything. He's not even in his loincloth. So, there's no use in fighting us. (they laugh as Clyde's face turns red)
* Clyde: All right, that's enough! I may have lost my loincloth to my one true love who is a gym teacher and was forced to wear nothing in the pool, but you can't make fun of me forever (he jumps out of the pool and battles on Dr. Kamikazi) Take this, and that! (throws a life persever at Constantine and Dr. Kamikazi like tying them up) Now, are you going to let Robotboy go, or do I have to get nasty?
* Dr. Kamikazi: All right, jungle boy! You win! You win! Here, take him! (he tosses the now off Robotboy to the wild boy)
* Constantine: Let's get out of here.
* Dr. Kamikazi: (as they hop out of the scene) You may have won this round, but we'll be back!
* Clyde: I tell you, no one can out stand me, Clyde, the Wild Boy of the jungle! (jumps back into the pool)
* Katie *(narrating)*: It took me a while to convince him that being nude wasn't all that bad, but after the party when everyone left and it was only me and him, he was starting to get the hang of it.
* Clyde: You know, Katie. I gotta say, being nude isn't as bad as I thought it is. It makes my legs feel the water it needs! I'll bet Janet would adore me like this.
* Katie: Maybe. I think you look hot without your loincloth.
* Clyde: You'd think so?
* Katie: Yeah. Here’s your loincloth back.
* Cylde: Thanks! (puts it on)
* Katie: Listen, Clyde, I’m sorry. I had to invite you to my pool party, because I have a crush on you and I wanted to tell you, but I was so scared. I just couldn’t help myself.
* Clyde: It’s okay, Kate. I didn’t know you felt this way. But the next time you have another secret, please be careful with what you say. Don't tell the others that.
* Katie: I promise I'll keep another secret next time. So, friends?
* Clyde: Friends. (shakes hands with Katie) Besides, I'd prefer Janet as my love interest. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get back in the jungle. Franny is waiting for me. (Tarzan yells and swings off)
* Katie: Bye.
* Lola: What a guy.
* (fade back to the bedroom)
* Katie *(narrating)*: Caitlin Jones, journal, Sunday. I have learned a valuable lesson from my friends. They tell me, "Be careful what you say." To that, I'd like to add a big, fat "Duh!" Especially when it comes to Clyde and I just being friends. 'Cause I couldn't wish for a better one. Your friend, Katie. (stops narrating, finishes writing and puts the journal down) Oh! I just love writing in my journal! Almost as much as I love my friends. (sighs)
* The End.