Final Fantasy XVII: The Final Fantasy

**Final Fantasy XVII: The Final Fantasy** is a 2016 fantasy game developed by Kunami. But it was taken off the market for reasons for controversy. The guy who wrote the game thought of it in the car while driving.

Rated E10+

## Story

### **Chapter 1: The Eggo**

The protagonist Diego, hes eating an egg with his friend Diez. They are in the fifth dimension of Marm. You meet all of the characters, Margaret, Goani, Jeff, Pedro, and Yontopolis. The egg at the beginning is revealed to be spoiled, so they call it "the eggo". Diego day's is ruined.

### **Chapter 2: The Attack**

The good guys are hispanics and they jump someone else for hurting thier freind. (They can't find their way back) The hispanics get stuck ina tree. They call the fire department to get get them out. They're lost.

### **Chapter 3: They Can't Find they're home.**

They're back is put out because they try to open a big box full of peanut packings. They use the peanut packing to jump their enemies. The enemies shoot Jeff in the foot, and he dies from internal fapoppage. Margaret gets VERY upset since she wanted to marry Jeff so she puts the trash can over the enemeies head. Hispanics win the war against the people who fought them. By doing super sag pants moves (super controversial). This is the controversy that took the game of shelves. The find the way home due to a sattelite attached to their cell phones.

### **Epilogue 1: We Won the Day**

They go back to their houses happiily ever day. Goani she tells the gang the tame the dragon (big breast lady she is). The group ride on dragons to destroy the evil tower of Gragamob.

### **Epilogue 2: Let's Get the Dragons**

Hiccup and the crew decide to ride out to Goofys, Goofy teaches them the tactic of OHGOOI JeePERS. Mickey mouse shows them his favorite car. They steal his car in order to liberate the freedoms and values of the people Gragamob, then a massive snow storm happens (its called a blizzard).

### **Prologue 1: The Presequel**

This is where it makes sense and it connects the story, it describes the things that they did that at first seemed uterly OBNOXIOUS. They reason they got jumped was cuz they made someone mad

### **Epilogue 3: Antonio's Dead**

The animosity. Antonio died. Their friend known for having a taco business. The taco place was called Sancho's Ponchos. Then the gang try and find out who killed him.

### **Epilogue 4: Margaret Dies of A STROKE**

It's no joke. While investigating Antonio's death, Margaret has a stroke because she forgot to drink water. The gang ascends her body to heaven, thanks to Goofy's little trick. Then they find Antonio's killer, Captain Hook. Captain Hook escapes on his ship.

### **Epilogue 5: With Peter Pan's Help**

Diez runs into Peter Pan and Peter Pan asks if Diez can help him kill Captain Hook, since they both want to kill him for what they did.

### **Intermission: Prologue 2**

Diego has a flashback, He remembers back in the day when he saw the Sleeping Beauty from (Beaty and the Beat). It explains why disney characters are in this game.

### **Epilogue 6: Adventure to Neverland**

The crew gets into a massive battle with Captain Hook's crew. Then Diez has the sword potined right at Captain Hook's throat. She screams in fear as he kills her. Pedro uses a magic spell and becomes a oat. Peter pan proceeds to eat the oat in his oatmeal. Pedro dies.

### **The Ending Epilogue**

They decide that everything was good but they are still sad about everyone they lost. Diez said, "but it was one hell of an adventure!" Diego and Diez begin to be friends for the rest of their life. And they live at the home happy ever say. (not gay . bernie and eartt)

After the credits there's a cutscene, it shows Elsa with her frozen powers, likely confirming that they are related to Disney. They are most likely collabing with the Kingdom Hearts series. (That's it, it's game)

**The End.**