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Harambium

## Properties

   Harambium is an alloy made from compressing layers of Folded Steel and microscopic gorillas. This element is the most powerful form of the base element earth. It is incredibly strong and lightweight, and can withstand a direct jet fuel blast that would melt any steel beam. However, it has one weakness, when its jimmies are rustled, the metal will vibrate with a harmonious noise known as the Fourth Sound, this severely weakens the internal structure, as the primordial agony is transmitted to the gorillas supporting the compacted steel. The metal can now be shattered by so much as a stray breath.

## History

Harambium was invented by Caelus during an extremely long and tedious time trying to refine the base element Earth into its purest form. Eventually it was found that mining the extreme ends of the Te⧺ spire faces produced small amounts of Steel, which could then be processed by ancient and arcane means into Folded Steel.

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Caelus then took 50,000 gorillas, and an X-69 projector and then shrank them 42069 times. After placing concentric layers of microscopic gorillas and folded steel, Caelus was left with an alloy with an hardness of 69,420 on the Mohs Scale.

However, accidentally, he rustled the jimmies, which caused the metal to become weak, and when he breathed, then the metal shattered into a googol pieces.
Trashmannium (element)

Trashmannium (scientific notation: Bo↓) is an element that makes up the souls of trashmen, along with the element of Soul.

## Why don't trashmen have normal souls?

Trashmen don't have normal Bo-based souls, because "trashman" is a word *defined* to refer to beings with Trashmannium based souls. Since Trashmannium is a Regressed element, it is naturally attracted to other trash-type elements. This causes trashmen to feel physical and mental discomfort, often described to be of a supernatural or divine nature, when they are in a clean environment. Often they reflexively begin finding trash and throwing it around the room. In extreme cases, they may even begin vomiting trash. This was used for perpetual energy generation at some point, but people stopped doing it when they realized trashmen have souls.

## Physical properties

When extracted and compressed, Trashmannium is a translucent liquid with an acrid sweat-like scent. Some guy tasted it, reporting it tasted like salt and feet. Over the next few weeks, he became increasingly trashman-like, eventually turning him into trash-based demi-god, losing himself completely.
﻿gremscro big hands

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* big hands
* extremely powerful
* influenced the election
* touches you in your sleep
* big hands

### Powers

* can scale his hands to any size, for example to grab a drink from the other side of the room, hold a planet, sun, a galaxy, touch the edge of the universe
* hands can exceed the speed of light and disobey the square-cube law

* can use hand movements to influence the universe (powers can be turned on and off):
	+ he flips you off you explode
	+ snaps his finger half the universe dies
	+ he waves goodbye and you are erased from history including all your ancestors and relatives (so your entire species and all species that are related (so basically the entire ecosystem))
	+ spice implosion by doing the italian hand gesture
* can communicate terabytes per second using big sign language
* walks on his fingers like giant meaty spider legs
* godly headpats
* grab space-time itself (via big hands); gremscro did this once to end Yokosmak's rein by closing the rift to his dimensions with a stapler, some duct tape, a sowing machine, a welder and some blu tac.
* smack you girl's ass into the 5th dimension
* can grab a lightning bolt and throw it back to the clouds, even if he shouted BONKO after spotting a doggo

### Origin

gremscro was birthulated by the gigaeromatryx Handa Biggs (named after her son via time loop shenanigans). It is debated whether this was the moment he formed, or whether he already existed outside of the universe and merely entered by method of birth. When questioned on the matter, gremscro big hands said:

"*big handss... 😎*"
—gremscro big hands
25 Facks about the Coconutal Blody

'25 Facks about the Coconutal Blody' was a copypasta made by Xzyckon during one of his hyperactive episodes which he never finished. This is what the copypasta looks like in it's unfinished form, whether Xzyckon will one day finish it has been a question asked by nobody.

> 1. the coconutal blaby follows the atomonity of a coconutal
> 2. the coconutal bobbypin contents nutal; a substain that coconutals procede
> 3. the cacanootal poopyseed is ablabel to a nausea after falling from a tree
> 4. the the cuntcuntpoop sixpence has a very berry hairy outer (space) exospookeleton
> 5. the koolaidnutflop onionflip has the ability to produce and distribute moomoes across the lands of Middle Shart
> 6. the nickelback jetpack likes to hang out with oranges but not pears because they attract wasps and fuck wasps they are enusholes and they watch anime because they are weebs and fuck wasps
> 7. the ayylmao eonPig citrus nigger dont have no feets don't weigh a ton don't need no gun to get respekt up in da hood they dya'll be doing that rollin' shit yo
> 8. there is a cococonutfish calleded 'Catpiss the Thrid' and he was very bad to the bus full of dolphines they all dieded because of the him so remember not to open up magnifier when you be on your windowns pen
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> 10-25. i am 2 lazery to tpye all off diz shatles down
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Partly because of this copypasta, the word 'Coconutal' has become somewhat of a small meme within Dwaia albeit mostly around Autoania, occasionally being bouted around for the shits by Xzyckon and others.
Waifus

Waifus are vile creatures that disguise themselves as body pillows, sucking the life energy out of unsuspecting humanoids.

    Waifus can appear as both male and female beings portrayed on the surface of a body pillow, but in truth they are genderless.

Isolated to Autoania, the fiends pose no threat to the good boys and girls of Dwaia as they turn into regular body pillows on leaving the premises. Reason for that is not known; one can only assume that it is due to their turboretarded nature.
Skeleton

**This article is a disambiguation page for Skeleton**

I guess there are multiple things which are **Skeleton**, so you will have to figure out which **Skeleton** you really mean. Below are the various **Skeletons** which we are know of.

Click one of the links below, or **Ｓ　Ｅ　Ａ　Ｒ　Ｃ　Ｈ** to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.

* Skeleton (species)
* SKELBONE
Hornethulasia Gauthwelder of Iridesyne CXVII

### Marital status

She has a boyfriend, but Iridessian genders are pretty complicated so, I dunno, you might have a chance.

## Physical description

### Weight

Teen gossip magazines have narrowed this down to somewhere between -5kg and 4.32 metric megatons.

### Eye color

Iridescent blue

**Hornethulasia Gauthwelder of Iridesyne CXVII** is the 7204th heir to the throne of Iridesyne, an empire believed to have formed before Dwaia itself did. She, just like the 7203 Gauthwelders before her, is tasked with welding the Gauths, dimensional ripples from which Iridesyne derives its power, but which also constantly threaten it with spawns from other worlds (especially the insidious Moist Clowns, which show up to your kid's birthday party like normal, but then begin lactating through their skin and turning people into balloon animals). Her unique power is the ability to "thule horns", as was written in the Book of Iridesyne at the beginning of time and also it's in her name. No one is quite sure what "thule" means, since it's an extremely outdated Archaic Iridessian verb, but at least she seems to possess powers to do with both meanings of the word "horn", having displayed command over beasts (horned beast, but also unhorned beasts, though she needs to give those horns first) as well as sound (mostly doots because horns, but she can manipulate the doots into any desired sound). These powers, as well as her political influence, have landed her a rare seat among the BOI.

## Election

Hornethulasia was democratically elected by her parents to be their child, and therefore heir of Iridesyne, with a 33% majority vote. (Iridessians have three parents and 18 of the 32 biological sexes are still not emancipated.)

## Conspiracy

Some believe that Hornethulasia is not the true heir to the throne, and in fact, this title belongs to someone called Borneblebasia Gauthwelder. This movement is spearheaded by Borneblebasia herself. She made the following statement to a local newspaper:

*"Hornethulasia says she can thule horns. That's bullshit. What even is a thule? [sic] And what's her power do? Tame animals and make music? Bitch, anyone can do that. [she proceeds to spend two hours attempting to tame a stray dog and failing to do so, getting bitten in 25 places, then continues to speak as if nothing had happened] Also, by that logic, my power is to birth blebs, which as we all know is the ultimate power. So yeah, I challenge Horno to a duel, please give this message to her. Also, two scromburgers, bogo fries, and a large... What do you mean this isn't the drive-thru?"*
Blobman

A average blobman, but with a very stylish pants.

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The humble blobman is a very nice species. I like. They are so cool. They are big and blompy and this is not my fetish I am reporting truth. Sometimes they are purple. Sometimes they are orange. Their color is very fruity and tasty. So shiny.

They bounce and are good.

A very nice pink blobstressA happy blobman cleaning himself with his blobtacleA very angery blobmanA muscle blobman showing off shiny pantA royal blobman watching over the blob folkA very rare cancer blobman, not a good
Autistocrat

The Autistocratic order is a group of high class citizens in the EU, who have acquired their position through sheer autism. Namely, their great autistic powers have allowed them to hyper-focus on one of the magical elements, thus mastering it to an extent a normal person couldn't. Sadly, they tend not to have any social skills whatsoever, and are thus unfit for the BOI.

### Renowned Autistocrats

Below is a table of notable Autistocrats, along with their powers and other information.

 Anetine | Clairvoyants
 gremscro | big hands
 etc.
Gamification

Gamification is a rare (though increasingly common) reality-bending illness that mostly occurs in Tech-based societies. It results from playing an inordinate amount of video games. Symptoms are the appearance of health bars, dialog boxes, increased enemy encounters, skill levels, a menu which can be accessed by twisting the left nipple, and people really wanting to join your "party".

Someone suffering from gamification is called a gamifact.

## Explanation

During the playing of video games, Tech Aspect is shared between the player and the game, as a result of natural Aspect diffusion. Researchers suggest that the long term effects of such a link are a fusion between the person and the game, at which point the person's soul would function as a medium for infusing reality with gameness.

## Effects

The game interfaces that spawn around the person can be operated using the mind, and also manual touching. Notably, other people can touch the GUI and make decisions for the gamifact. Despite this lack of full control, many gamifacts are content with their illness, saying "it adds structure to my life" and "I can smash pots to get money" as well as "I have a huge harem".

The effects depend on the nature of the game the gamifact was playing that lead to their illness, however. One gamifact for example "was playing a farming simulator, but I'm sick of it now because of the hard work and smell of horse manure". For such patients, there are roads to recovery, albeit difficult ones. One solution is to lie in a big pile of trash for several weeks, balancing out the Tech Aspect. Eventually, the video game crawls out of their brain via the mouth, nose, or eye socket, and flies away. The game can also be removed surgically. The benefit of this is not acquiring Brain Rot from the trash. The unfortunate part is that Dwaian neurosurgeons aren't the best, since Dwaian regulations dictate you can only practice your neurosurgery skills on your own brain.

Some gamifacts were horror game addicts before they got the disease, which has lead to some interesting challenges for the BOI. Not to mention that one time the spheg teleported right inside a Dwaitendo Twitch...
Evil Land

Image of evil land: Pictured in the middle is a suffering Red Walrus.

Flag of Evil Land

Map of Evil Land

Evil Land is a place to the south of Dwaia where many a evil guy live. They like to do a bad, because they are corrupted by their ruler, SKELBONE. But really, some of them could even become Bois, if they changed their ways. Ples, if you're reading this dad, we have calcium here too.[citation needed] You can become a good Boi.[disputed] [citation needed]

There is always a giant fire going on in Evil Land, which has resulted in many kills. But somehow, SKELBONE is only made stronger by the pain. The country of Evil Land actually runs on a fire economy, as the need for fire fighters is kept artificially very big. Every so often someone invents a new way to create and spread fire, resulting in the government resigning, mass death, depopulation, mass extinction, and an economic boom.

Evil land is dotted with Bone Caves, which produce eerie ambience when someone is within.

## History

Evil Land became it's own country after the deportation of SKELBONE at age 3 where he assumed the role of ruler. The population has steadily grown since then from deportation of bad bois and generation of other evil creatures such as Spooks and Ghouls; you know, those fuckers from Fallout 4?

## Famous inventions:

* Pain
* Death
* Wasps
* Spoon with the jiblet on it[citation needed - the spoon may well be an object of pure evil]
Gen'ral

Gen'ral is the biggest village in southern Dwaia (Land). It is almost entirely populated by Humans. It is situated between two mountains, with a nice river running through it. The nature surrounding Gen'ral is generally described as lushious and beautiful. It isn't unusual to find a few campers in the woods who want to get closer with nature.

Gen'ral has everything a large rustic village needs: a sawmill, chickens, sweetcorn, shops, guards who can tell funny jokes, local pizzarias and a fuckton of inns and bars. Gen'ral was nominated number #2 best village to live in, only beaten by Goodvile.

## Places to visit

### Meadstead (1st inn)

Owned by Rickwald Von Mead

If you have ever played SkyRamMyAss you know exactly what this inn looks like as it is designed after that. Stone walls, wooden beams, coal pit in the middle and lots of homebrewed mead. Only citizens over the age of 18 are allowed in here, which excludes 70% of the population of Gen'ral.

### Meadstead The Second (2nd inn)

Owned by Dickwald Von Mead

This inn was built when Dickwald Von Mead, the son of Rickwald Von Mead, became angry with his father because he wouldn't let him become heir to the inn after he ate a fish of immortality. The inn itself is a total copy of the first Meadstead, except this one's age restriction is 16+ so only 40% of the total population is excluded. Also they don't even serve mead because Dickwald Von Mead is a pussy who doesn't like mead.

### The Sawmill Court

In the beginning the sawmill was created for building purposes, and because the owners had read somewhere that all old villages had sawmills. When they found out that bricks were a much better building material than wooden beams, they decided to expand and build a courthouse ontop of the sawmill.

Today the courthouse sees official government use. The only downsides is that every 5 minutes every court-goer is deafened by the Loud as fuck sounds from the sawmill. An example of the court's use is the case of Duane who insulted a guard by refering to him as "Fam."
Cult of 8

The Cult of 8 is a group of people dedicated to the task that Demi has laid out for them, the breaking of the Spires and the reformation of the Golden Age. They have two main adversaries, The order of 4 tries to fuck with them, by not believing in the spires. They look down at the cult of 9 but do not deem it as a threat. The Cult of 8 wears special coloured outfits made from fine linens, they have special traditions to mark significant events. Most of them live in villages near the spires, but some live in the centers of sides and preach the truth of 8 to the masses too far away to feel the purity of the spires or even see them properly.

### Beliefs:

* 8 is gr8
* demi is kinda cool
* fdgf,mfgfg,bjhfg (an ancient phrase no one has been able to translate)

### Traditions:

* Annual spire pilgrimage where junior cultists travel along the spires to the demi Demi.
* There are 8 days of the year when they celebrate, eat 8 shaped pretzels and have a special dinner with 8 courses. They also treat these 8 days as one week, so their calendar keeps getting more out of sync, which is really annoying if you want to make an appointment with them.
* Each town has a clothing factory where they make their clothes and they have different colors for each face, depending on the particular face. Shards of the spires mined from the pure areas are woven in like beads, the higher the purity the more valuable as the purest bit of the spire is the tip, which is very small and in limited supply.
* They wear an amulet made from a perfect octagon, a scale shed from the spire. They receive this amulet upon their first pilgrimage.
* They are always found in groups of 8, and collect in larger groups that are thus multiples of 8.

### Holy 8th Prayer (performed at 8 o clock daily)

*Praise be to Demi, praise be unto him*

*The Holy number 8, for it exists afore*

*8 is for fate, and life and limb*

*We sing this praise, from times of yore*

*The holiness of 8, and it's immense credit*

*Jubilant and divine chorus, ensnared and in rapture*

*The Cult of 8, shall never suffer demerit*

*It combines us all, we revel in capture*
Melvis V

Melvis is weapons merchant, who was believed to born on Speticus Centron; the son of a former Queen and a Mentally Insane Scientist(MIS). Melvis likes to travel around the whole of DWAIA, looking around for places he could visually enjoy, and wars he could partake in, as he loves going on insane adrenaline rushes; this could caused by the fact that his father was Mentally Insane, and loved doing lots of experiments on his own body, which usually led to hyperactivity in his brain.

Melvis has a hobby of creating weapons of every caliber, his most recent being the **SUCCULENT LENNY NUKE CANNON**, or SUCCLNC for short. The SUCCLNC is a powerful weapon that when it explodes, it sucks everything within a 50km radius. It then proceeds to explode all the things it succed up into white puddles of cum. This weapon has upset many nations that Melvis has visited, with one nation citizen claiming "It's so fucking sticky, that it made my wife pregnant!".

## Unrelated Articles

Hyperactive Eurobeat

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Roblin the Froglin

"*If you want to hear a story it's gonna cost you, ya gay.*"
—Rob

Roblin on a caravan quest

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Roblin T. Froglin was a well known travelling merchants in Dwaia. Not much is known about him but he was good at telling stories. He was also a killer flute player and was apart of a two-way band called "Frog Bones" they usually played folk songs and heavy post-noise doom transdimentional metal and sometimes über techno.

Apart from his merchant business, he also ran a terrible but workable postal service. In his lifetime he travelled all around Dwaia (world) and made the lives of Dwaia a lot easier.

In late augustia 893 AP he was found on the side of a road, stabbed to death by a big pen0r weapon. He shidded and fardded and came.

The whereabouts of Big Bone Boy and the caravan is currently unknown but it is believed that BB travelled back to Osseia to start a bone-blues band, called the BBB & BBB (Big Bone Boy & Big Bone Blues)
Buka

Okay, listen, little faggot. Have you ever written a compiler? Have you ever written a interrupt routine, you little faggot? Have you ever written a interrupt routine, you little faggot? No, you haven't, because you're a faggot. Why don't you go write a interrupt routine, you faggot. Pascal... You're fucking in the ocean with some nigger in the deep ocean, got no clue what's underneath you, little faggot.

buka is also the creator of the pidora's box
Dad

If you have found this page, that can only mean one thing. You are Semob Tordorp, my father.

It is me, Skalf Tordorp. Long time, no see. My heart has rent in your lacuna for far too long, so I've devised a plan. Ah, to anyone else, this encyclopedia would be nothing special, worthless even, as it mostly discusses things which everyone already knows. But to you... Yes, to you it was much more. Only a Tordorp could recognize the cryptographic patterns I meticulously inserted into every page. Only you would apply the Scrombobian Cypher to the fifth word of every page, to produce an image of an egg with your face etched into it, whispering "Scleblula", which is the Grenadian word for "Please dad you can stop having a midlife crisis now it's not funny anymore.".

So yes, if you are reading this in your Tower of Bone at the all too infamous bend along Hubris' Wake, know that I love you enough to write this retarded thing, and know that I'll always be waiting for you at home, unless I happen to be doing groceries.

Love, Skalf.
Grass

Grass is like, a plant, or something? i dont know man. It's green, it's long, and there's too much of it. Shit's all over the place. Especially in Grassia, hence the name. Cows like to eat it. Sometimes something comes along and kills a bunch of grass, that's called a Grassacre. I ran out of things to say about it.

## Types of grass

### Crispy Grass

Grass that is really crispy. It still tastes like grass, but the crispiness of it is like those really crispy chips you often see in stores.

### Ghost Grass

Also called Spook Grass. This grass appears when the soul of the normal grass escapes and lives on, as grass. It is often colder than real grass, and has a cool spectral effect.

### info

This is given to you if you are caught eating too much Boi Grass

This grass is special to the Boi, and is very rare. Eating this grass is seen as disrespectful and excessive amounts of Boi Grass devouring will
Named Through Shenanigans

Named Through Shenanigans (abbr. NTR, the "Shenanigans" is rhotic) is a term for describing the odd fact that many people have names that *seem* too appropriate to be a coincidence. Yet such names usually *are* coincidental.

Even though this doesn't really make any sense, there is some regularity to the phenomenon. Looking at a list of the most prominent scientists, you will find their names are related to their inventions. Take, for example, Biggo Heavyman, inventor of gravity, Beplo-Grompus Aftershave, inventor of aftershave, and Binglebort Binglebort, inventor of the binglebort.

However, the reverse doesn't hold. In hopes of gifting some of his power, many people have been named "gremscro big hands" (8 billion, in fact. Among which, some people from species that don't even have hands, as well as some species that don't even exist.) Sadly these are just normal people, though one of them does have a slightly big foot.

It follows that the life achievements seem to go back in time to alter the name, instead of the name causing the achievements. This was one of the early clues that causality is in fact *cyclic* on Dwaia.
Cancerous Tumor

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### Prominent Features

Bloody Body Parts, Open Wounds, Torn Flesh. They look like a normal human on rare occasions, except the retardation part.

## Environment

### Territory

Heavily populated areas, Deserts, Jungles.

### Preferred Habitat

Any.

**Cancerous Tumors** are like Zombies, except they don't eat Humans, they're mostly busy overusing memes, annoying people to the point of suicide, and such. They are indeed rare creatures to find. However, should you find yourself near one, GET THE LIVING FUCK AWAY FROM IT, It'll immediately start spewing out old memes on repeat the moment it notices your presence.

Cancer Incarnations are the result of when a Human takes it upon his/her self to, as one would put it, "become attention whore to the max". These Humans have lost all self-respect they ever had for themselves and will stop at noting to get attention.

Cancerous Retardus is what occurs when you take a **Cancerous Tumor**, and a Human and you mix them up together in a fucking test tube, the end result is a God form of **ASCENDED**, the maximum level of **ASCENSION**. These individuals possess a meme intelligence of a high-tier Human. Such individuals have the best taste in memes and select only the best memes.

## Intelligence

While having seemingly no intelligence, they are good scouts, once one of them has your scent, it'll not give up on finding you. They aren't that hard to fend off, a simple headshot can kill them instantly (just like actual zombies).

There are also special occasions where **Cancerous Tumors** can turn into a rare type of cancer that manifest an intelligence of 7, these tumors don't spew out random memes for hours-on-end, but they are retarded, as seen in the case of SUCCUUS, a retarded clone of Dr. V.

Cancer Incarnations have an average Human intelligence, but they seemingly are also extremely needy and are always looking for attention. Therefore their intelligence would always level-off around 10-40.

Cancerous Retardus have a high level of intelligence, they also have the best[Citation Needed] choices in memes. Their intelligence usually levels off at 60-100. However, any Cancerous Retardus with an intelligence of 60-85 are not considered Gods, but they still posses the same power and ability.

## Events

* **Cancerous Tumors** have caused many suicides around the entirety of Dwaia, as people have preferred to commit the act instead of having to live with being followed around by these things, constantly hearing overused memes and the never ending repetition of them.

## References

* Cancer Incarnate
* Cancerous Retardus

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Colligentes Memeticus

Colligentes Memeticus, otherwise known as the Order of Memes, is an organization devoted to the collection and safe-keeping of all Memes, but the 15 Sacred Memes in particular. Their Ranks are filled with Meme-connoisseurs that seek enlightenment in bathing in the wisdom of all that is memes. They are the highest Order of the Meme Religion.

## The 15 Sacred Memes

The Order was founded after a High Priest Delta found a sticker on the side of his cereal Box, commanding him to find and collect all 15 Memes. These 15 Memes are the rarest there are. Only one of each are said to exist in Dwaia at any given time.
The Museum of Shitpost

The Museum of Shitpost is a landmark that resides within the outskirts of Autoania. Here, only the best shitposts of Dwaia are archived and put on display for people to bathe in the chaotic incantations of the mentally "gifted".

The art that is presented within the museum is not limited to one type either; whether it be a picture, literature, a video, music, digital or physical it can potentially become a shit of the greats. We even have some SCBs contained around here.[unconfirmed] Down below is a list of current entries:

▪ Pareidolic Helvetti.png (Xzyckon)
▪ Stupid Doggo.png (Xzyckon)
▪ Stupid fucking car turned into a ball lmao.gif (Xzyckon)

▪ GrEgOrY pLuS kAtNiSs 4 eVaR (Xzyckon)
Folded Steel

Folded Steel is created when an Ascended Grandmaster Blacksmith takes 9001 plates of regular steel and deftly mashes them into the same atomic width. It is known for being real strong, but heavy af, and a concentrated jet fuel maser can still melt through it. Even though it is much stronger than regular materials, it is still made of the pure Steel element. It is a crucial component to Harambium.

   In the great Grassacre of n̶͘͟͡ņ̶͞҉n̶͞n̵͏ it was used in the construction of a few very advanced prototype lawnmowers, and a minor fault in the design led to the blades being snapped off as the motor sped up to a point at which it disintegrated. Many of the blades, which were made of Folded Steel, were never found. Theories range widely in the final resting place of the blades; from leaving the Dwaia entirely to them embedding themselves in the cottage of Miss Norris, who lived 20mm from the center of No-Cow's Land. She has yet to come forth with any evidence to support either statement, so it has remained a mystery to this day.
Human

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The **Human** is a prevalent form of sentient life on the world of Dwaia (World). Humans are most commonly found near the center of the First Plane, but occur naturally throughout the world, owing to their high adaptation. They are the most common form of life on Dwaia.

Humans are high in charisma, tending to build complex relationships and societies. Their intelligence is also sufficient to build complex tools, buildings, and many other things. They tend to like building in general, really.

## Skills

Three skills come naturally to Humankind:

* Innovate: The skill of create thing.
* Cooperate: Humans like to employ communication and collaboration among their kin to achieve goals.
* Adaptate: Human bodies passively acclimate to their environment - moving from a cold climate to a warm one would only inconvenience a Human for a matter of weeks. This is skill is bounded within a range of about -15° to -45°C, though with training this can be pushed further.

In addition to these skills, Humans are prone to learning new ideas and practices. The number of skills under one Human's metaphysical belt is effectively limited only by what they feel like teaching themselves.

Humans have the most variable stats of any bo; While default stats are mostly at or near 10, any Human may in reality have trained some of their stats to be as high as 18. Among Humankind this is referred to as becoming legal.[citation needed]

Elder Humans are known for their exceptionally high Wisdom.

## Strengths and weaknesses

Humans have notable regenerative properties due to highly active scar tissue. They can also potentially survive the loss of every limb, though they cannot regenerate entire appendages.

The high charisma of humanity is a double-edged sword - if separated, a human is quick to feel lonely. In only a matter of days they begin to take penalties to all stats, and may eventually become completely disabled. Their CON may even reach 0, causing death by loneliness. Humans generally get around this by bonding and "humanizing" non-human creatures, inanimate objects, and even figments of their own imagination.

Physically, Humans have two weak spots: The head, torso, nut, and did I say two I meant three. They are also weak to temperatures outside the -15° to 45°C range and are susceptible to both ice and fire.
The origins of Dwaia

Everyone used to travel through dimensions as easily as you would take a walk, doing whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted, since the dawn of time.

There was a consciousness named Demi around this point (everyone now calls him Demi as that's all that remains in the ancient scriptures that have slowly degraded over the years). Demi was whole and at that time just your average omnipotent being, when another god Azai (now the patron god of Dwaia) dropped a small object into the cosmic machinery somewhere in hyperbolic n-space. This event sent shockwaves through all the dimensions of space, time, and egg. It made reality grind to a halt, ejecting everyone out into the newly formed world of Dwaia, created when the multiple dimensions sheared apart under the stress of the machines trying to move against the obstruction.

Dwaia was made as the dimensions collapsed as a crude 3D cube based world, and many fell to the dark ways of Evil Land as they were stripped of their godhood. After a few centuries enough time had passed that everything roughly normalised, or what passes for normal on Dwaia. Societies emerged, and the old ways were forgotten apart from rumours of ancient writings, stories of cults in the heavens, and theories on the core of Dwaia and beyond.

Demi happened to be standing on the primordial spire at the time of the breaking of reality, and was shattered into eight along with the spires that went on to form the corners of Dwaia. These spires were formed as reality collapsed as an emergency procedure, and they hold out the extra dimensions. The power that flows from them gives each of Dwaia's faces a distinct aspect. As Dwaia folded into reality, Demi became aware of his situation, and his inability to become whole as every step he took between spires was taken by all other portions of him, simply rotating the other eighths around. He has since spent his time trying to reunite himself, setting up the Cult of 8 to aid him in his quest to shatter the spires that keep the extra dimensions away, and thus to bring about a new golden age of the cosmic all.
Swampland

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Triggers

Triggers, also known as 'Pizza Prions', are small plastic machines which impale flying boneless pizzas to immobile them.

These small machines were produced en-mass to combat the threat of boneless pizza, in which their population within Autoania spiked during Yokosmak's Reign. At first, triggers only immbolised their targets and didn't actually neutralise them so they had to work in conjunction with other weapons. However since then there have been numerous designs which all come with their own pros and cons.

## Designs

### Hydrocarbon Trigger (HCT)

HCT's are the base design for triggers which were used as the majority throughout Yokosmak's Reign due to their cost of production. This does mean that they are really basic however with HCT's only being able to immobilise their targets and so relied on ground troops to neutralise it's captured target.

* (+) Really Cheap and Easy to Manufacture
* (+) Can be reused
* (-) Only Immobilises targets

### Giant Hydrocarbon Trigger "GigaTriga" (GHCT)

A GHCT is essentially a scaled up version of a HCT used to tackle pizzas of unusually big proportions. These are affected by the square cube law and so are prone to breaking more easily, to an extent depending on what scale a particular model is. The biggest GHCT ever manufactured was 10m in diameter and was used to take down a boneless pizza boss after it had been weakened by other triggers.

* (+) Really Cheap considering their size
* (+) Sometimes reusable
* (-) Prone to Breaking due to Square Cube Law
* (-) Specialised

### Poisoned Pineapple Prion (PPAP)

Pineapple has been proven to dissolve pizza-based tissues more violently than even fluoroantimonic acid. The problem is that the repulsion effect pineapple has on the pizzas is just as strong and so hardly any of these triggers actually manage to impale one. To negate this effect the entire trigger has to be made out of bone matter which makes manufacturing harder and more expensive. A few batches were sent out but ultimately the design was out done by the CTIT due to the manufacturing costs.

* (+) 100% success rate upon impact
* (-) Hard and Expensive to Manufacture
* (-) Can't be reused

### Calcium Tipped Impact Trigger (CTIT)

CTITs exploit the fact that boneless pizzas actively seek out calcium and so are drawn towards the source, this makes it much more likely for the trigger to engage with a target.

The tips of their prongs are made out of calcium and a ring of small switch like structures line the middle of each prong, facing outwards in the same direction as the prongs themselves. When a CTIT impales a pizza, the pizza slides over these switches, bending them to their "on" state. This then sends an electric signal to the warhead which is located on the base of the trigger.

* (+) Neutralises Targets without aid
* (+) More affordable design to the PPAP
* (-) Can't be reused
* (-) 1% of CTITs deployed become UXTs (Un-exploded Trigger/Nontrigger)
Shatman

**Shatman** the dirty brown poop boy is a smelly sweaty dirty wet sticky muddy slick dirt boy who wallows in the Baby Butt Basement of the Fat Farty Fecal Factorial Fuck Factory in Evil Land and he was an experiment by the staffffffff who wanted to make a sentient shit being but after his creatting they decided that he was ugly and gross as fuck and they didnt want him near their other bullshit so they put him underground and that is where he now resides being a fat smelly dirty shit nigger kid fuck you.
List of Dwaian food items

This article lists some common Dwaian food items, which one would expect to find at a food festival such as the yearly Vorebazaar in Scrumpton.

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### Effects

Nice Taste, No Calories, Good Crunch, Air Pollution, Violent Lung Explosions

### Cost to buy

Depends on type. Normal chasps go for 50 bolar cents a bag, while artisan chasps can go for as much as 20 bolars a chasp.

### Cost to sell

Same.

A popular fun healthy snack among Dwaians, especially in the Dwaian Centropolis, where the technology needed to create them is more readily available. They take the form of crisps, but are made entirely out of air. (Therefore no calories!) The air is first deep fried in a big vat in order to make it crispy. Then the fat is carefully removed using napkins, leaving the air behind in a crystalline form. Chasps come in all shapes and sizes, including smiley faces and figure-eights. Sometimes air softener and artificial sweeteners are added to produce Gummy Chasps.

Chaps are invisible and very light, owing to them being air. Many chasps get lost because of this, and this has led to air pollution. Over the course of a lost chasp's lifetime, it gradually gets corroded into finer and finer dust particles. When someone breathes in these particles, it causes a blockage, as the lungs basically return a syntax error when trying to absorb solid air. This leads to a decreased breathing efficiency, a condition known as chaspoma, which can result in death if left untreated.

The chasp dust also turns flammable when it gets small enough. This means that on particularly hot days, in certain areas of high chasp consumption, the air itself can explode because of a small spark, burning for miles, as well as into the lungs of people with chaspoma, killing them instantly.

E

### Eggulon

An egg with an incredibly strong shell. Almost everyone simply swallows them whole. Once in the stomach, the eggulon will open an ethernet connection to share bio-informations. This is mutually beneficial as it improves the immune system of both the host and the eggulon. Finally the eggulon will teleport out of the host's body, into the nearest bucket. Hence, many hospitals possess an eggulon bucket, which becomes stronger as it is used by each successive patient. Sadly, a good immune system does not protect against curses, jujus, hexes, physical wounds, mental wounds, scringos, etc.

Only the strongest entities consume eggulons by crushing the shell between their teeth. This releases the knowledge juices of the eggulon's lifetime experience, which tends to be in the thousands of years. It is said that the BOI starts every one of its meetings with a sacrificial eggulon crunch.

B

### Bana

Like a banana but shorter. Technically they are just bananas that were cursed to be round, but another term was legally established for them, so that wizards can't get away with selling small round bananas as "real bananas".

Despite the curse controversy, the bana has become popular as a quick snack, as it contains the same amount of nutrition as a normal banana, but can be consumed in one bite.
Crunchy Camouflage

Crunchy Camouflage (not to be confused with the breakfast cereal of the same name) is a high level naval camouflage (though it has been used in ground and air based warfare recently as well) that sort of scrunches up how the boat looks by way of Trash Magic. The general mechanism by which it works is to throw a lot of trash in the air until a Trash Field manifests, causing distortions in the air, so that it bends light to make everything look extremely unappealing.

The purpose of the camouflage is not so much to conceal, as it is to disgust the visual center of the enemy's brain.
Port Heracles

**Port Heracles** is described as "stack of plates, with a big round disc in the middle that held the docking bays. The smaller discs above and below twinkled with lights from the hundreds of viewports sprinkled around their circumference."

A trading outpost and military waypoint, full of alien traders.

Calaras first posting before transferring to the Corvette *Griffon*.

Current Commander: Commander Clive Steeran

Former commander: Commander Rupert Grant
Three-In-A-Doggo

Three-In-A-Doggo is a variant of Connect Doggo, except for that it's completely different. In the game, three people crawl inside a live doggo, controlling respectively its lungs, mouth, and voicebox using manual pressure, to produce the sound of the word "BONKO" ("BORFO" is also acceptable due to dog physiology, but deducts one style point). If they manage to do this before the standard timer of 10 dog minutes runs out—or all participants have suffocated, whichever happens first—the team wins the game. If not, they lose.

This game is mainly played by people who tried to play Connect Doggo but went insane in the process.
Lucie Pherr

Lucie, or as her friends call her, Luze, is a girl with spunk and a lass with 'tude. She doesn't let anyone boss her around. She's gonna bleach her hair and get tattoos as much as she likes, and she doesn't give a fuck about the consequences because she's already fucking dead, mom. Fuck you. She vapes.

Luze has a whole clique of "girlfriends" equally demonic as her. One of her friends even brought booze to a party one time. Luze and the Gang go crazy because you're only young for one eternity, so you gotta live it up. Go with the flow, man. Smoke some beers. So what if these crazy gals wear socks so short that you can see their ankles? Fuck parents. Fuck authority. Fuck the system. Anarchy.

Luze often has sleepovers with her friends where they discuss the cutest bois, the hottest scene/goth fashion, techniques for writing really shareable status updates, how to best distribute the suffering to all the souls in hell, and the sweetest tablet games on the market, because yeah, she's a gamer girl. Word.

Luze loves to play pranks. One time, she put a fucking jiblet on a spoon, and the mortal realm recoiled for years to come. All her peers totally thought she was cool because of that thing she did, which involves jiblets and spoons. She's hella.
Bone (element)

**Bone** is a rigid, brittle organic material composed almost entirely of calcium, with other trace constituents. It is a strong material, but will shatter under immense pressure. Bone is the most common of the primordial death elements. It is the main elemental ingredient of milk, the second largest ingredient being Juice.

## Chemical properties

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## Bone element entities

All members of the Skeletal are composed primarily or entirely of bone.

In addition to theses, all vertebrates such as Human are structured with bone as well. However, they is not composed entirety of bone like the Skeletal is.
Cummyland

An artist rendition of Cummyland

A land stained white, where all unused cum goes through the power of the cummy crystal. All cum will be first dumped out of the cummy crystal to the great cum dump which is a big lake. Cum seeps through the lands to a certain point at which it stops due to the cummy crystal. The shape of the the land has been described as a dick with the lake being found at the balls. There is also an inactive volcano, which contents is suspected to replace with cum, at the tip. Many of the most powerful monsters can be found around the great cum dump and the further away you get the weaker monsters you’ll find. While most people would believe that this land would smell like a shithole and be completely rancid, that is not the case as the cum magic keeps the cum fresh. The cummy crystal also siphons all the impurities out of the cum, leaving only 100% pure cummies that can't be found anywhere else. The land has has been described as having surprisingly sweet smell to it. The weather is cummyland is quite odd as it appears to be snowing quite often despite it not being cold enough. This is simply not the case, as it is in fact always raining with you guessed it, cum (kids don’t stick your tongue out for this stuff.) So you may be asking yourself why does this land even exist two words, monster girls. While not an issue in the past after the arrival of Spatakiller the monster girl population meet a great increase. To combat the large amount of rapes by monster girls cummyland was made.
Air (element)

"*I hear people talk of whether the rainy season or the sunny season is preferable. Me, I am partial to the subtle beauty of the windy season—the waving grass, the whispering trees, the invisible but very real caress of Mother Nature…*"
—Mage Windu
Air (scientific notation: Ae) is one of the six Base elements of the Dwaian realm. It is marked by a low density, flexibility, compressibility, and the tendency to scatter everywhere, as well as a nice minty taste. It is essential in animal biology, where it serves as a catalyst for bodily reactions. Air has its own class of Magics, sometimes called the Aeromancies, though the scientific literature calls it "blowing really hard". The elements that are based on Air—Pomf, Zyklon 🅱, Breath, Burps, The Cloud, and Succ—carry similar properties, especially in their gaseousness.
Triple Bogo

Hoagus, a high level Triple Bogo.

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The **Triple Bogo** (**Tribog** for short) is a further inbreeding of the Bogobin species, surpassing the Double Bogo. Specifically, their amount of hog energy exceeds PIGMAX(2), causing the would-be Double Bogo to spawn with an extra set of limbs, and the ability to walk upright. The Triple Bogo is considered to be the strongest of the Bogos. (When hog energy is so great as to cause a Quadruple Bogo, the Bogo becomes unstable and hence is considered less strong.)

Triple Bogos have some amount of magical ability to them. However, it is based on the principle of lazyness/lethargy. The less inclined a Tribog is to put effort into anything, the greater his magical power becomes. This means that the most powerful/lazy Tribogs end up encased in "slumber spheres."