Urine

### Biography

Urine is an old bus who is senile and works with the other buses on the little western. He is very forgetful and will get confused a lot. He is also quite clumsy and will get into accidents trying to figure out where he is meant to be going and what he is meant to be doing. This does make him frustrating to deal with however he has a heart of gold and is probably one of the kindest buses.

Urine is a AEC Regal T class bus and is painted in a dark green and cream livery. Not much is known about his origin apart from the fact that he has been on sodor since the 30s. According to Urine himself he had a very exhausting day of work and went to sleep for over 30 years. During his three decade long slumber he was left unattended and his mind has gotten numb over time. After waking up Urine was immediately put back into service and now works alongside Smeg, Bertie and Bulgy.

### The Smeg Show

Urine enters the picture when one morning, Bertie breaks down. Smeg finds him in the shed and asks about him, When he's awoken, it is revealed that he has been asleep for over 30 years. Smeg gives him his current name and shortly after, Ushers Urine back into work. But as it turns out, Urine proves to be unreliable, as he has forgotten much over his years asleep in the sheds. Things seem to go completely wrong and All day Smeg has to endure Urine being incompetent. After Smeg belittles him in the sheds that night, he decides that he's going to go back to sleep for another 30 years instead of being a burden, but proves himself when he saves Smeg from getting caught in an explosion. Everyone gains a bit more respect for Urine after this.

A couple of weeks later, Smeg throws a party. It is unknown if Urine participated or not, but he is seen on his side, either flat out drunk or asleep. Later on, Urine participated in helping Bulgy trying to put an end to an EMU, but he wasn't much help and instead jumbled up things as usual and tried to be a modest host for George, who had come over to help at the time.

A week later, Urine shows up at Georges Tavern and unintentionally harasses Smeg for something Fizzy to drink, After some back and forth, Smeg lies to Urine and Urine causally drives off in search of his Fizzy drink.

### Appearances

* Lorry (Cameo)
* Urine
* Emu
* Tavern

### Voice Actor

Urine is voiced by MaxineDoodles, the creator of the show and Urine. Besides writing and filming for The Smeg Show, Maxine also has a twitter account in which she posts art and other things that she has made as the name implies. Her favorite flavor of Ice Cream is Mint Chocolate Chip.

### Trivia

* Urine's name is a reference to how he smells and really needs to take a shower.
* While episode two is his first official appearance he does make a brief cameo in the first scene of episode one.
* Urine's headcount is about 43. But these are all accidental occurrences caused by driving partially blind.
* Urine was married to Caroline, He doesn't remember though because he's dumb and has dementia.
* Urine's real name is Archibald.
* Urine watches Game Theory, and is actively caught up on the lore of the hit Horror Game: Five Night's At Fearless Freddie's.
* His favorite word is "Cataracts"