PINNING THE WRAP ON CHARLIE

Hee-Hee, hello again Kiddies. I, CREEPS, am FEAR with one FINAL FRIGHT for you within this NAUSEATING-NOVEL! So, without further A-BOO, let's GET THE BALL ROLLING, and find out who was...

Back in the January of 1959, along a road up, in Maine, there were three Chevys parked in front of a bowling alley one evening. A sign up, above the three sets of double-doors read: "GREEN LANES" in capital-letters that were lit-up green. Within Green Lanes, two young men flung bowling balls down lanes. They each made strikes. "Yahoo! Nice one Ralph!" one of the young men said to the other one. "Thanks Charlie. Same to you Pal" Ralph replied to him. Two teenage bullies walked into Green Lanes then, pulled pistols out of the pockets of their jeans, and aimed them at the older man behind the counter. "Hey! It's Martin and Harry, Ralph!" Charlie said to him, looking at the teenage bullies. "Shut up, Charlie ya moron!" one of the bullies said to him, meanly, as the older man behind the counter gasped in fright. "Yeah, ya tell him Martin" the other bully said to the first bully. "Get the money Harry. Shoot this guy if he runs" Martin said to the second bully. "You guys are only eighteen and are in your first year of college. You're wrecking your lives!" Charlie and Ralph told Martin and Harry. "Shut up, Ralph and Charlie you jerks. Our Folks wanted us both to go to college. We're hitting the road with cash!" Harry told them, and the older man dropped money into Harry's sack from within the cash-register on the counter.

Two cops came into Green Lanes then. "Evening Mr. Green" one of them said to the older man, and saw the bullies. "Andy, help me please!" Mr. Green said to the cop. Andy and the other cop aimed their pistols at Harry and Martin. "Officers, this guy who we go to college with just robbed Green Lanes here. My Buddy and I got the guns and money away from him!" Martin said, lying to the cops then, looking at Charlie. Andy pointed his gun at Charlie. "Alright, Son, freeze!" he said to Charlie. "No, Officer, they robbed Mr. Green. I am in my third year of college. My Friend Ralph and I know these guys!" Charlie said to him. "Yeah, they beat up my Buddy here Officers" Ralph said to the police. Both Martin and Harry got into one of the Chevys, and Martin drove off quickly as the cops ran out of Green Lanes, and shot at the car. The cops got into their police car and Andy drove after them. Charlie and Ralph got into another Chevy and Charlie drove after the police then. Martin drove quickly and turned onto another road, through some woods. Andy followed them into the woods, along with Charlie. Martin pulled over into the darkness of the woods, and the cop car drove passed them, with the siren blaring. Charlie and Ralph got out of Charlie's Chevy on the side of the road then, and ran further into the woods, shining flashlights around. They found the bullies and when Martin got out of the car, Charlie said to him, "they're gonna catch you, Martin!". Martin shot Charlie within the darkness and he fell over dead in the snow.

Six years later, the thieves were sitting on a couch by a fire in a fireplace within a cabin one day. Harry and Martin drank bottles of gin. Meanwhile, a figure wandered through the woods in the shadows as the snow fell. It wandered into the sunlight, and was the living-dead zombie of Charlie, still dressed in his black suit and tie. He was also a decaying skeleton, except with a decomposing nose still. The zombie of Charlie wandered to the cabin, yellow slime dripping out of his decayed-mouth. Meanwhile, Martin got up and walked over to the cabin-window. "For six years this month, the cops have not caught us, Harry" he said to him, looking out the window. "Yeah, Martin, this has been our hideout so far ever since then" Harry replied. Martin took a swig of gin from his bottle and his eyes grew wide, seeing the zombie of Charlie wander to the cabin. Charlie's zombie pounded on the door of the cabin, as it laughed in a distorted voice eerily. "It's Charlie Harry! He's back from the dead man!!!" Martin said to Harry in shock and surprise, ran over to the cabin-door, and pushed the side of his body up, against it. "What the heck, Martin?!" Harry asked, gettin up from the couch and looked out the window. He saw the decomposed-skeleton pounding on the door with its rotting-skeletal-hands, and gasped in horror. Harry ran to the door and pushed up against it with the side of his body also, standing next to Martin then. Outside, the zombie of Charlie picked up a rock in the snow, and hit the cabin window with it, smashing it suddenly, as it put the rock and its boney-hand through it. Both Harry and Martin screamed in terror.Martin rushed over to the broken-window, and the zombified-corpse said to him: "I am gonna catch you, Martin!" in its distorted-voice. Then Charlie's decomposed-zombie climbed into the cabin through the broken window, causing Martin to jerk back, terrified. Martin hit Charlie's skull with his bottle of gin, smashing the bottle, and splashing gin on the skeleton's skull. Martin pulled off Charlie's black suit-jacket, but the zombie clutched the bully's head, twisting it around with a big jerk and crack, killing Martin instantly. Harry had a pistol, and screamed in terror at what happened. The bully shot the zombie in the forehead of its skull, causing yellow slime to ooze out of the bullet-hole. Charlie's living dead zombie dropped Martin's corpse, and stepped over to Harry. The zombified-skeleton laughed in its distorted voice, slime of yellow dripping out of its mouth and oozing out of the forehead of its skull. The other bully screamed in terror, and Charlie attacked him, biting Harry's face, cannibalistically. That night, Mr. Green, Andy, the other policeman and Ralph all sat within Green Lanes at a table together. The sound of footsteps was heard then, and Andy got up, walking over to the front of the bowling alley. He gasped in fear, seeing it was Charlie's zombie, standing there in his black suit and tie, all rotting and covered partially-covered in dirt. The zombified-skeleton stood in front of a lane, having a human skull on the floor, and another one within its boney-grasp. It bowled the one skull down the lane, with it striking some of the bowling pins. "Evening Officer, Martin and Harry have joined me for bowling" Charlie croaked to Andy in his distorted-voice.

Well, looks like Charlie is GETTING A-HEAD IN THE GAME...WITH MARTIN AND HARRY'S HEADS THAT IS ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Talk about a DOUBLE HEADER in game terms aha! Those bullies sure had a STRIKE of bad luck in the end there. But at least poor Charlie ended up having A SKELETON OF FUN heh-heh-heh.