Sci-Fi Dogs: Phase 2 Episode 4

he checks the market and finds nothing

he alerts isic to the missing briefcase

howel meets up with bernard

bernard creates the vibroshovel 9991

bernard goes on an adventure to find buried treasure, an old wolfenstein server

he builds a tower so isic can perform an orbital scan

isic performs orbital scan and reveals location of the server

bernard and howel storm a religious building, howel dressed up as a mock terrorist

bernard shoots the priest and the bodyguard

bernard digs up the server revealing priceless intelligence about brotanium and earth1/2

bernard and howel return to the ship.

isic is chuffed

isic invites them to check out his pet project, isictopia

isictopia is a utopia and isic gives bernard a great big tower for his family to live in.

isic is like howel go to the brain room to think about things (mindwalker)

howel goes to mindwalk. he gets frustrated. nothing is happening. he demands to his howels for them to tell him what to do. he is clueless. he gets angry and kills a few. he forces himself out of his mind.

he goes to the gym and works out, he disposes of his shovel

bernard makes stuff including his exoskeleton and new weapons

isic offers howel to come to the sauna

they talk and isic is like what can i get for you what do you want

howel is like i dont want anything. you cannot give me anything. i will not accept anything

isic is confused. isic probes howel for information on why he went to india. why he was curious about the klang bomb

howel denies involvement and says he was there to buy gifts for his family

the two part ways after isic gives up on probing the suspicious howel

howel spends more time in his head. further frustrated

taylor wakes up and sees that they're at the utopia. he is confused. gets offered position as a researcher

to get anywhere in isictopia you need to use teleporters. howel wants to see anyone else or go anywhere else but he is on a random skyscraper near bernard's tower.

howel is traumatised by teleporters. every time he sees one his vision warps. he takes to walking to places rather than teleporting making travel inconvenient.

after a while, he goes back to the ship.

all the crew meet up.

We’re in space

We’re going to be podded

BTS is also our alibi

Crystal Nachtv planet is dusty

2 hour walk to detour

Man begs for marks, recognise Howel

Howel tells everyone to fuck off

Petal remembers he’s there

Bernard beats N1K at pong, loses to Leon, beats Petal

Howel gazes through window of old home

Is conflicted

(He would rather die)

Howel is invited in because it’s stormy

Person says be quiet because ‘…’

His ‘mother?’ Is like omg Howel (she recognises him because he’s super skinny)

They hug him

He’s like :skull:

She’s like omg it’s been so long why are you back, Howel says nothing

She’s like ah I’m so sad me and you dad left you in camps

“We tried to do better the second time round”

OMG plot twist Howel has a brother/sister

7 year old sister

Who’s in his old room

They taught her to not be in the military

His dad died

He died in an alley

A couple years ago

Mother didn’t know how to contact Howel

She’s like feel free to kill me

And he’s like ‘why would I’

Howel ambiguously cries

How long are you staying

She’s like i saw on the news you were part of SCI-FI DOGS BTS

She says you can visit any time

She kisses Howel on the gas mas

Howel leaves

She cries wahwah :sob:

Howel forgot to give the gift

Howel comes back

ST-N1K asks Bernard why he can’t say the n-word

Howel is like yeah the trip was fine

ST-N1K is like “L has daddy issues”

Bernard is like “L Haydon didn’t love you”

ISIC is like Haydon is a touchy subject bro

N1K asks ISIC was like

ISIC is like I woke up after he died

And I just have to do his list

THE LIST IS ALMOST COMPLETE

ST-N1K asks how close they are

Leon asks what step of the list they’re at

The brotanium factory is where Howels dad worked

We need to get Brotanium cube out of the refinery before cargo ship turns up

The resistance attempted to attack there a while ago but failed

So security is up

Leon’s like “we don’t have to kill anyone right”

ISIC says this is a stealth mission

Oh earlier Taylor asked how Howel trip was he ignored him

Oh also even earlier Taylor got thermal goggles

There’s a femce

Bernard gets his exo suit

Burns hole through fence

Bernard plays I’m a barbie girl as we walk through the fence

ISIC gives us a schematic

Taylor can’t see anyone with the thermal goggles (because storm maybe)

Dancing Queen begins to play

Hide behind boxes

Toxic begins to play

Leon tries to stealth suit

But it got overloaded by the dust

Everyone ponders how to extract the huge fucking block

Howel illusions some uniforms

We walk through the yard

Up to two guards

They see us

Howel illusions us suits

The ask why we’re here because it’s lunch time

Bernard and Howel look at each other

Bernard knee caps them both

They shoot bernard, fatally wounding him, Taylor med stims him

Howel mind pops one

They knock out the other one

Howel and Taylor help Bernard up

Someone asks about the gunshots

ST-N1K mimics a voice

Argues with the guy “is like oops missfire”

ST-N1K and Leon argue with Bernard saying they could have stealthed it

Different music

Then Howel argues with Leon

Taylor examines their guns, it beeps, he puts it back

They go in and have to take keycard from bodies

Howel knows how it works cause his dad takes it

Howel gets N1K to print cards for the rest so it doesn’t set off an alarm

The illusion runs out

We find real outfits

The outfits are tight on the others, but fit Howel and Taylor

There are uniforms for children

ST-N1K says he’s a child

There are two doors

ST-N1K scans them

They are doors

One has a canteen with people nomming

The other has a bunch of lockers for people and knights and bathrooms and storage and refinery

ST-N1K wants to go in storage, drilling stuff but no brotanium

They go down the corridor to refinery door

Full off melters, smelters, brotanium refiner

And a teleporter that’s sparking that’s part of the process

Bernard realises he can teleport the cube to his room in ISIC town

Everyone wonders where the brotanium is

Taylor says he assumes it’s at the end of the production line

Howel’s head hurts, sensing a large psychic presence

New room

Soldiers, scientists a guy talking to thin air???

And brotanium cube

ST-N1K is like no way

Bernard realises it could take a minute to do the thing

4 soldiers on railing

2 in each corner

STNK scans for blueprint of room

Howel reminisces about his first impression of Samuel and Mattie (NO WAY CANON????)

Bernard plans to use new shovel to dig underneath the cube to teleport it

ST-N1K thinks the guy is insane

Howel points out it’s either someone clocked or comms

Bernard starts digging

ST-N1K comes out to cover up says some BS about being new to help out

He’s ordered to go to the hole, he gets a guy to replace him

Leon ‘gets someone to replace him’ (replaces him) (or maybe not??)

He comes out is like what y’all doing here

Taylor says we’re on break

Howel covers a hole with illusion

ST-N1K is guided to the mine

Goes down hole in rusty elevator

Guy walks back

Howel has to break illusion when no one is looking to conserve energy

NIK sees miners and knights and shit at bottom of hole, and stand that says “SWEENEYS WEINEYS”

He’s asked why he’s a robot

Says he was sent to pick up slack

Knight is like WTF I was doing so well

NIK is like no no I’m just here to help

NIK is sent to get equipment

He gets a drill gauntlets

The mechanic man is like don’t take the children’s jobs bro

NIK is like huh?? alright??

40 marks, like 40 gangoes reward if you find a brotanium vein

Bernard reaches the cube in a tunnel and begins to dematerialises it

It shrinks

Everyone is like HUH

Guy asks a “warlock” to deal with this

It (invisible) picks up the cube

Someone hears a buzzing for a second

Bernard has like a brick sized chunk

Someone finds the hole

Leon is like DONT GO LOUD

TAYLOR IS LIKE WE NEED TO CALL ISIC

HOWEL CALLS ISIC

Bernard looks out the hole, there’s no one there?

He shoots the laser regardless, it hits something and goes through, there’s this molten blob that begins to float around, grabbing him by the ankle (boss battle music plays from spiderverse)

STNIK rushed back

The Warlock is visible

Leon bursts down the door and shoots it with a smoke bullet

The Warlock is knight sized, if not bigger

Bernard pulls out the new old Lizzie

It whacks him against the floor

\*Leon did not in fact shoot with the smoke bullet

Howel uses time slow, Howel rushes in to pull him out

Bernard pulls out time dome

Taylor throws down smoke bomb and rushes to the dome with the others

The dogs argue about killing the soldiers

Leon tells Howel to make an illusion of sound whilst they’re in the smoke

Howel is empty on energy

STN1K arrives

, seeing soldiers who rush with him

We realises Hanns is no where to be seen

We lost him in the storm

Bernard leaves the smoke to shoot it in the back with new Lizzie

The soldiers see him

And he retreats

Before trying to shoot it through the dome

He misses

Howel shoots blindly, hitting something

Taylor tries to stealthily through a gas grenade whilst the others can’t see in the smoke

It works and he takes out 4, but they begin screaming and Leon is mildly shocked

STNIK bursts, hitting the Warlock square with a chest laser and it groans

It has a moderate chunk missing and some blood drips

Leon refuses to shoot the wolfenstein soldiers, and Bernard is like wtf what about those two guys and that mother, but shoots the warlock with a sniper and armour piercing and hits it in the chest, denting it’s a iron cross

The warlock is like wtf y’all are wolfenstein, and ST-N1K says they’re resistance

Leon’s like can we leave

And Bernard and Howel remind him they haven’t finished the mission

The warlock screams, mind popping all the soldiers before two more identical copies of it appear

Howel and Leon argue about not going loud

Bernard shoots laser, it disappears then reappears

STNIK thrusters forward pinning the original to a wall, before stabbing it with his mantis claws through the chest, the warlock is like, “not the most painful thing I’ve felt, but up there”

Bernard remembers he’s wearing the exosuit and shoots the with a rocket launcher which split and hit one of the others and it melts with an inhuman screech as it disappears

Taylor fires at the other with old Lizzie and misses

Howel fires again at one at a bit with

Flesh

Leon snipes with armour piercing doing a bit more damage

The warlock is like “I feel like a balloon” :man\_shrugging:

The warlock lifts up and arm whilst kneeling, clenches a fist and Leon’s head explodes

Taylor rushes to use a stabiliser on Leon

Banging on the locked door as reinforcements try to arrive, they say is everything alright, and Bernard shouts no, fuck off

Bernard flies up, punching the warlock through the head with a spiked fist, and it dies

STNIK still has the remaining clone impaled

Taylor helps Leon, Bernard gets back to cube, Howel reinforces door, STNIK is still pinning clone with thrusting

It’s like can go now

STNIK is like do you promise not to hurt us

And he’s like fine I have too many memories

It says if you’re going to kill me just do it

Taylor walks over, rushing with bayonet, stabbing it in chest, not dealing fatal damage, tries to aim for head, the warlock rips off his helmet and skin comes with it, revealing a bloody meaty skull

Taylor deals a final blow with his bayonet

Someone BSs our way out of the guys at the door

STNIK carries Leon, and all run away after Bernard finishes with the brotanium cube, he then flies away with them

As they leave they see soldiers rushing in behind them including a tank

They loose us in the storm

We find a random knight whilst looking for petal: John

We find petal,

Everyone is picked up by the dropship

They still have Leon’s stabilised, headless body

Petal takes it from STNIK cause it’s creeping him out

Taylor tells Bernard he can get him a new head when they get back to the ship

Oh earlier Bernard picked up the warlocks gun

ISIC tells Taylor to look between the seats of the dropship

He gets a gun

Wrong one

He gets a medstim

It regrows Leon’s head

Yippee

STNIK has the warlock’s face plate as a mask

Bernard gives NIK gives Taylor the face flesh, he analyses it in Medbay

The warlock was a guy called Mark Hung

Everyone gets psychic chip

Asked why we needed the brotanium

ISIC says we’re going back to Subnautica

ISIC compliments Bernard’s exosuit

Taylor examines the new pistol

It’s like a long Luger with a drum magazine

Howel asks Leon about death, Leon says he blacked out

STNIK and Howel chat about Howels visit to home plant

Karl’s in the corner drinking beer

NIK says he doesn’t trust Hanns

“But not because he’s a metal guy”

Bernard cleans sand out of hann’s joints

Taylor asks him about the weird pistol, Bernard says yeah it’s weird and sucks, hear have a new gun (weird pincer gun) (Bernard has no idea what it is)

STNIK searches up Mark Hung

He was in a psychic institute, signed up with Warlock programme

Turned out warlocks are knights with implanted tumours

ISIC is like last time you were here the ship got hacked so the AI miiiight control the facility

Anyway this time you’ll swim in

The big thing swims past

NIK jumps in, the others swim in a sec, then hanns (oops) then John (oops)

We’re there

STNIK is like hasn’t changed much

Bernardisblike yeah it was built by a dead guy

STNIK points out that’s his dad

We all go down lift, we see a GIANT FUCKOFF TANK with a guy and campfire on top of it

Everyone says who??

He gestures to a broken vial

Taylor points out it’s the sentient infested

He’s like I don’t blame you for leaving me I was kinda scary

Howel says you could have been a spooky monster

He points out he’s literally sentient

Someone asks his name

He says his name is Jelbert

STNIK asks him what remembers

He says he remembers Haydon cutting him open again and again to ask what had changed in his biology

He was set free by “two lovely ladies” :skull:

NiK asks where they went and why the freed him

They “felt bad” and they never left

TV screens flicker to life and they go ~Hellooooo~

They say they won’t kill the dogs

They say the dogs are looking for something

STNIKasks what they’re looking for

ISIC says they’re looking for the mixer

NIK asks then where the mixer is

The maids fan girl over NIk and ask over the baby

NIK is like WTF ITS YOU FUCKERS AGAIN

:face\_with\_raised\_eyebrow:

They chat about Louse

The maids tell the dogs where the mixer is

STNIK is rizzed by the maids

EVERYONE IS LIKE NO FUCK OFF

STNIK is like, hahar you almost got me

The maids say they’re on NiKs side even if he doesn’t know that

The thing looks vaguely like a stasis pod

Made by doctor Haydon

It’s called The Mixer

Bernard realises this means the ai maids have all of Hayden’s files

They chat

Bernard gets a phone from them

It’s a mostly encrypted channel to the maids

The maids say they’ll call us

And say that ISIC can’t hear us right now

NIK asks Jelbert if he wants to come with

He says no I do not want to be experimented on again, and that he’d rather eat smores

The maids tell us to go look at a brain in a jar with charging stations

A hologram of anime girl (has blonde hair)

NIk asks what it is

The maids say ISIC has to tell NIK what it is

The maids say it could make a good heirloom or something to put on the shelf

(It could be Kris Kringle’s brain :flushed:)

Bernard finds a recreation of his own exo suit behind glass (by Bernard Brandt) and calls Howel over like wtf how

STNIK tried calling ISIC about the brain but couldn’t get through

They briefly look for anything else

But can’t

Say goodbye to Jilbert, who says they probably won’t see him again, he’ll sit here forever eating smores

Once they get up

Bernard gets ISIC to deploy a comically large magnet to pick up the two knights

A leviathan worm swims past, sees us a swims past

Everyone is back

Bernard’s asks ISIC about the suit

ISIC is like huh ? Weird anyway I’ll check the mixer for contamination

ISIC confirms to NIK that it’s Kris Kringles brain

They ripped out his brain,

NIK got the kindness, the others got tactical genius and political awareness

ISIC tells NIK he’s not useless no matter what Haydon said, he has a use and they are going to put him to that use

ISIC says NIK is a thing of pure good

NIk is confused

ISIC says it will make sense when they get there