Charity

**Charity** is the fifth episode of The Prince.

## Synopsis

Prince Charles hosts a charity event for Gordonstoun, where Camilla is planned to make a speech. Prince George has no idea what to wear. Meanwhile, William and Catherine argue amongst themselves.

## Plot

Meghan Markle and Lisa Rinna make guest appearances on *Watch What Happens Live! With Andy Cohen*, where the host follows up on the disaster that took place earlier that same night. Lisa says in the interview that after the little incident, she talked things over with Queen Elizabeth II and they worked things out and that they'll be having tea next week. Meghan, on the other hand, is still very salty with Dorit over her behavior with the arm guards and spices things up by roasting her on TV. Prince George prank calls them with an insult of a question but Meghan finds out it's him.

Owen reminds Prince George that his family will be hosting a charity event for Gordonstoun and this is the first time George is hearing of it. Prince George begins to worry about what to wear to the event, knowing he needs to go all out for something like this so Prince George hires Brad Goreski to be his stylist.

At the dinner table, Prince Charles tells Queen Elizabeth II that Camilla will be doing a speech at the charity event but the queen doesn't seem to give a shit. Mostly because Camilla doesn't talk so nobody really seems to understand her appeal. Meanwhile, William and Catherine argue with each other at the table, making passive aggressive insults at each other about their choices of drinking.

Edmund proclaims to the household staff that he'll be hiring a new employee to help them out around here. Greg hopes that the new guy is going to be hot and even suggests that he can be the "third" with him and Douglas.

Brad Goreski stops by and helps Prince George pick out an outfit but George hates every outfit he picks out for him and fires him. Prince George decides that he doesn't even need a fancy new fit and just goes to the charity in his normal attire. After all, he's iconic just how he is.

Edmund hosts job interviews and the one monster who survived the massacre of his people comes to the interview in disguise as a human. The creature applies for a job but doesn't have the ability to speak aside from making noises. He gives Edmund a napkin and passes it off as his resume. Edmund asks for his name and the thing just says "Kee Veen", which Edmund interprets as "Kevin". Edmund hires "Kevin" for the job and gives him a shit bucket and a mop and tells him to clean the stairs, where Prince Philip just took a dump.

At the charity event, Catherine and William greet some people, who they act nice in front of but as soon as they leave, they sanitize their hands and call them "tossers". Camilla is brought up on stage to make her speech but just when she's about to talk, the event gets rained out.

Catherine tells William in private (with their butlers in the room) that she's unhappy with their relationship because he doesn't seem to care about anything. Catherine starts making a scene and William starts getting dramatic back with her. They both order their butlers to do all their fighting for them. William leaves the room in a huff and Catherine sits in her chair, crying, officially coming to the conclusion that she has to get out of her marriage.

## Characters

### Major Roles

* Prince George
* Owen
* Queen Elizabeth II
* Prince Philip
* Prince William
* Catherine Middleton
* Prince Charles
* Camilla Shand
* Meghan Markle
* Edmund
* Kevin
* Brad Goreski

### Minor Roles

* Princess Charlotte
* Prince Louis
* Douglas
* Greg
* Teddy
* Lisa Rinna
* Andy Cohen
* Patsy
* William and Catherine's Butlers
* Dorit Kemsley (Mentioned)

## Trivia

* Prince George has been a fan of Andy Cohen since he was three years old.
* Prince George uses Joanna Vargas skin care.
* The sole surviving monster, goes in disguise as a human and gets employed as a butler for Buckingham Palace, now going by the name "Kevin".
* Prince George breaks the fourth wall, saying that none of his outfits are worthy of a montage.
* Prince Harry doesn't appear in this episode.
* Kevin has an odd obsession with water, taking great enjoyment from getting rained on.

### Cultural References

* Prince George says that Meghan Markle's most impactful role in media was holder of briefcase #24 on *Deal or No Deal*. Back in 2006, Meghan Markle worked as a model for the show in one episode of Season 2, as seen here.
* The Royal Family holds a charity event for the illustrious Gordonstoun, although nobody really knows what that is.