History

## Prologue

Teh verse was exploded into existenc after DIO finally crashed ROLLER COSTA DA on Jotaro Kujo. The intense blows created all the planets, and therefore, Breadverse Unlimited was made, and EEEVERY website on the internet went down for 3 days after DIO crashed the Roller Costa on Jotaro. it bypassed his ORAing by an Infintely^Infintely^Infintely^Infintely Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely^ Infintely^Infintely amount of times. He also said MUDA that much too, because Jutero Kuujo could've toppled the ROLLA COSTA ova if DIO didn't say MUDA.

Bread was born, and he pretty mach did missions afta gettkn powa from mem lord sansssn through very very muchinity trainin, verrry hard trainin. And Bread ded insid Jok Battle Wiki trainin and mad a group with SANESS and Ninja Fosh. Bread and the squad tried to fite Kekekekekekekekekekekkek, but it didn't work, so Bread sealed hem away, ending allllll destruction in fection. But thennnn, PinK Guy came after he herd all dis destruction, and was absolutele terrfied. He decided to halp Bread sav and potect da verse, even tho Pink Guy is actually teh main character in this story.

### Calculation

Soooo ROLLA COSTA DA is a very big coster, so we'll use Breadquations for this.

MR.T = Entire Websites worth of Infinite Spamming.
ROLLA COSTA DA = Worth 3 MR.T

The crash was 3,000,000,000,000,000 meters away from the ground and it crashed in 1 second in
da video. But it was actually reduced because da video can't kep up, so it's as fast as
3 HH (Hulk Hogan).

Soo les do da calc:

0.5\*99999999999999999999999999999\*2000^2^2=
799999999999999999999999999992000000000000

And that was how much the ROLLA COSTA crashed.

## Chapter 1

When Bread waz tryin to habe a normal life, Pink Guy bust in his house.

"Wtf? Why are you here?" Bread asked

"DEBUAOKJDJHB" "(We need to protect Breadverse!)" Pink Guy said.

"Well, right now I'm beating up a Study Monster!" Bread said, "So can you please leave me alone for like, five minutes"

"ok" Pink Guy said as he screamed out of the room and slammed the door.

Pink Guy bust in the door again.

"That wasn't five minutes!" Bread says

* Grunting\* "(Yes it waaaas!)" Pink Guy yelled.

"Ugh, fine!" Bread said as he threw a Study Monster at the window, leaving it to die as he followed Pink Guy all the way out of his house. Bread couldn't believe his eyes. Study Monsters and Art Monsters were literally destroying everything, busting through windows and eating people and turning them to either a Study Monster, or an Art Monster. Bread rolled his eyes as Pink Guy punched an Art Monster in the face in 0.001 seconds when the Art Monster came at 0.1 seconds. Bread and Pink Guy pretty much soloed the whole army of Study Monsters in 10 seconds, leaving the Art Monsters to run away and rethink a plan. Bread saw a Study Gorilla slamming on someone, as the victim was screaming and having a seizure at the same time. as Bread quickly, and brutally killed it. As Bread helped the injured person up, Bread asked. "Hi, I'm Bread, what's your name?"

"Uhmmm, Imaginashun Huntaaa." The person said.

"Nice spelling you got there." Bread said. "So, how did you get here?"

"I acrally came to hany this verse" Imaginashun Huntaaa said "But then Harambe attacked me. I tried tpo fight him off, but it was np use"

"W-WUH??!?!?!?!?!?!" Bread said as he sledgehammered Imaginashun Huntaaa down without trying, severly injuring him, and knocking him unconsious. He would've got erased if his Anti-Imaginashun didn't protect him.

"WAI YOU DO THAT BRUH YOU SUPPOS TO BEH PROTECTIN" Pink Guy yelled, clearly in stress.

"WANNA FIGHT BRUH?!?!?" Bread said.

"Oh hell nu" Pink Guy said as he stared at Imaginashun Huntaaa. Bread healed Imaginashun Huntaaa. He regained consiousness, but Bread bitchslapped him again and he became unconsious. Then Bread dragged him to his home, since he was gonna do a test fight for him to see if he could volunteer to protect verses instead of hunting them.

## Chapter 2

After Bread and Pink Guy got to his home, Bread switched it into Battle Mode as Pink Guy got pushed out of the house. It quickly turned into a universal sized boxing ring. Bread threw Imaginashun Huntaaa on a pressure plate, which it activated and poured an Ice Bucket on Imaginashun Huntaaa's head. Imaginashun Huntaaa went screaming and was running around taking off his clothes, but then he stepped on another pressure plate and a bullet hell appeared in front of him, as he fell down on his butt.

"Welcome to my home!" Bread said.

"You men this shitty trash can?" Imaginashun Huntaaa said. "Ur home sucks."

"Well, this is just in battle mode." Bread said. "I'm gonna give you a test battle."

"Y?" Imaginashun Huntaaa asked.

"Wellie, I wanna see if you can protect verses instead of hunting them." Bread said. Imaginashun Huntaaa finally realized he was gonna get a real job, and quickly nodded in excitement, putting his clothes back on and reading his guns.

Bread said, "You make the first move."

Imaginashun Huntaaa shot many bullets at Bread, but Bread dodged them all, hitting the end of the universe. Imaginashun Huntaaa jumped up and used the Sonicscrewyoudriver on Bread. Bread tried to dodge, but he ended up playing himself and fell on his own pressure plate, which made him paralyzed and let Imaginashun Huntaaa have time to degrade Bread's stats.

"Tee-hee, good thing I've got a plaaaan!" Bread thought with a smile.

Bread removed the concept of degrading and replaced it with UPgrading.

Therefore, Imaginashun Huntaaa felt Bread's stats go up instead of going down. After Imaginashun Huntaaa said "OH MY GOD!" Bread's stats eventually overided the paralysis and Bread appeared behind him and tried to hit him in the face, but Imaginashun Huntaaa blocked it with a Anti-Imaginashun shield and hit Bread in the face. The damage wouldn't have worked and the speed would've been too slow, but the Anti-Imaginashun amplified his stats, severly damaging Bread. Bread tried to go for a counter, but Imaginashun Huntaaa quickly removed the concept of sight inside Bread and Bread immediately couldn't see. Imaginashun Huntaaa smirked as he started to ORA Bread. Bread quickly dodged the first punch, but the punches were too fast all of a sudden. Imaginashun Huntaaa was lowering Bread's time perception! Bread tried to bring himself back up to normal, but he got downgraded instead of upgraded. Soon Bread crashed onto the ground as Imaginashun Huntaaa was hitting him with his Wallet Nunchuck. Bread tried to hit him again with Steamrollers all around him, but Imaginashun Huntaaa quickly repelled them away and dodged the punch Bread threw at him as Imaginashun Huntaaa did a badass blindspot counter, erasing Bread's durability negation and durability and knocking Bread down.

"This guy is pretty strong! But I've got one last thing off my sleeve!" Bread said as he grit his teeth. Bread repelled himself from the ground and tried to punch Imaginashun Huntaaa's face, but Imaginashun Huntaaa dodged and went and did a fatal counter.

Or did he?

The fist met with a Homework Slayer fist, breaking Imaginashun Huntaaa's hand as he screamed. He tried to regenerate it back, but Bread removed the concept of regeneration as Homework Slayer started to go for an long ORA rush. Imaginashun Huntaaa tried to sense the energy, but he wasn't a stand user. He could also not see it, so he cannot fight back, when Homework Slayer is fighting back.

* Only thing that describes the beatdown:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHE5q1NGa4\*

Once Imaginashun Huntaaa was about to fall down, Homework Slayer did a brutal hook to Imaginashun Huntaaa's head, sending his head to the ground. Bread desummoned Homework Slayer as he looked at Imaginashun Huntaaa's unconsious body, standing up.

"Hm, maybe I should let him be an protector." Bread said as he healed Imaginashun Huntaaa enough to be able to move as he teleported to his training bubble.

## Chapter 3

Electric Bass stood there at the front door, just lying down and playing Pineapple Pen on his MENU. But then suddenly...!!!!

A guy jumped in and threw a grenade!

Electric Bass went "NANI!?!?!?!" and dodged, but the grenade did nothing at first...
But then it exploded!
Electric Bass went and undid the explosion, but all of a sudden, the person sledgehammered Electric Bass's head. Normally, the head of the armour wouldn't break, but the person... actually had glitch powers infused into it??? The head of the armour soon shattered. Electric Bass and the person exchanged blows to the face, and then kneed each other in the stomach. But then.....

"Welp, time to make this quicker!"

A bright light formed around the person, and the person was suddenly looking like a bug/glitch! Electric Bass fired the It Just Works beam. But the person directed it back... right back at Electric Bass! Electric Bass quickly rolled over and sprinted torwards the foe, lunging in for a punch.
The person went and tried to block it, but his glitchy hands met with a **AFTERIMAGE**!

Electric Bass went behind the foe and hit him on the pressure points fifteen times in a row, then kicked him and went in front of him, using the It Just Works beam, blasting him and erasing him from existence.
Or did he?

The foe looked like he was dead, back in his base form, but Electric Bass soon sensed someone behind him. The energy slowly started to rise, until Electric Bass's power sensor went crazy and blew up.

And that's the time the foe fired.

Electric Bass quickly dodged, and kept dodging as it circled and bent around him, until he sliced the concept of it, leaving it MUDA MUDA MUDA!

But the Glitch Kamehameha appeared from all directions and blasted him, making Electric Bass groan in pain as his armour quickly shattered.

The glitch walked torwards Electric Bass.

"Tell me, what do you want?" Electric Bass asked, clearly triggered on what he's doing.

"Dang it, I overdone it!" The glitch said with a worried face, he quickly healed Electric Bass and quickly repaired all of his armour as the glitch became a normal human again. "Sorry about that, my name is Ransu. What's yours?"

"Lax Jackson." Electric Bass said, holding out his hand. Ransu and Lax both shook hands as they both grinned.

"So, what did you want, anyway?" Lax said.

"First of all, I wanted this verse to be my home," Ransu explained, "And second of all, you looked pretty strong, so I wanted to test you out!"

Lax laughed, "Oh really? Well, since you defeated me **THAT** easily, i'll definitely allow you access inside of the verse."

Ransu had a look of surprisement as he grinned and said "Thank You!" as the doors opened and Ransu went in.

"Wow, that guy needs to be the front door guard next time." Lax thought.

As soon as Ransu got in, unlike any other people, he just walked right into Bread's training bubble.

"Huh? But I thought I saw a really tropical place?" Ransu thought, and he saw Bread punching at a Breadfinite^Breadfinite^Breadfinite kg punching bag, which it was of course, flying around the bar everytime, and then he hit it from above, than below, so it was more of a reaction and speed practice.

Bread turned around, looked at Ransu and said: "Your next line is: Shucks, what a bummer."

"Shucks, what a bummer." Ransu said. "NANI?!?!?!"

Bread laughed. "Anyway, welcome to my training bubble!" Ransu was confused. "You impress me alot, you know! Defeating Lax that easily, which Lax can solo an infinite amount of evil me's!"

Ransu said, "So, who are you anyway?"

"I'm Bread!" Bread said. "Oh yeah, forgot to return to base to shake your hand." Bread turned into his base form, which Ransu sensing his energy was like getting choked willingly or getting shot in the head while frozen. Ransu shook Bread's hand, and Ransu could feel his hand burn a little.

"Oh, sorry!" Bread frantically exclaimed, healing the burn. "This is why I always go into restricted form :P"

Ransu chuckled a little, "Nah, it's alright."

"Well, since your power impresses me, do 'ya wanna be friends?" Bread asked.

"Sure!" Ransu said.

Ransu and Bread decided to train together for several hours, having fun, and Ransu was COMPLETELY exhausted after that, nearly fainting, and Bread only broke a few sweats.

After that, Bread and Ransu went to sleep, preparing for the first tournament, Bread was gonna be like the finals champion, and Ransu is going to compete, but until something pretty weird happened.

## Chapter 4

Bread woke up with a spltting headache, looking at the window, as birds were chirping. Bread knew it was almost time for the tournament, but Bread kind of wondered why he had no arms, and why a ancient looking artifact was beside him. Ransu looked at Bread, surprised at what happened to him.

"What?" Bread asked.

"Uhmmmmm, nothinggg....." Ransu muttered.

Bread felt suspicious about this, so he looked in Ransu's mind.

"Jeebus I knew this was going to happen this was true Bread's a creeper now oh gawd wot should i do whattttt" Ransu's mind frantically thought.

"Yare Yare Desu..." Bread thought. Bread tried changing back, but it wasn't working no matter how hard he tried, as he was just mastering his powers.

"Welp" Bread said as he put a black cloak over himself. a hoodie covering his face, "Thissss will kinda help." Bread could NOT get used to how short he was and how his legs showed up. MULTIPLE green legs.

Bread and Ransu teleported to the tournament and walked over to the contestant section, as multiple stares were at Bread as whispering emerged from the shadow.

"Why is Bread late?" Ninja Fish asked SANESS. "I dUn n0 1 thnk all be da-" "Never mind, i'll be the substitute judge." Ninja Fish said. "Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the first annual Breadverse Tournament!" As the crowd cheered, Bread already felt like barfing gunpowder.

During the warm-up, as musclemen were beating up Breadfinite ton punching bags, Aliens practicing target practice, Swordsmen fighting, and Ransu having a sparring match, Bread just sat down on the bench.

Ransu got knocked over to the wall, but Bread quickly caught him with an big energy hand as he threw him back in the ring. Ransu quickly muttered a thank you before continuing.his sparring match, since Bread decided to train to, he decided to do acrobatics, but he quickly tripped on one leg before catching himself with the other quickly.

"Glad no one saw that..." Bread thought as he went to the acrobatics room.. Once he went in there, there were basically many trampolines and targets, and he was the only one there. Bread smirked as he jumped on one, but then hit his head on the other, bouncing down, and suddenly becoming a living rocket until Bread flipped and landed on another one, kicking to the roof, wall jumping on non-trampoline walls, soon he pretty much became a living rocket, until he heard an announcement, which made him lose focus and almost break his spine, but he kicked and landed on the concrete floor.

"Warm-Up is over. Contestants please proceed to the arena." The announcement said as Bread heard the crowd cheering, Bread put on his hodd as he caught up with the group.

"First Round!" Ninja Fish announced, "Ransu vs. Hulk Hugan!!"

"Ohhh boy..." Bread said as he sat down on a chair.

"Let;s have a fun match!" Ransu said to Hulk Hugan, but Ransu's hand just dissapeared within Hulk Hugans grasp as they let go hands and Ransu readied his fighting stance, but Hulk Hugan just stood there.

"3...." "2..." "1..." "Fight!"

Ransu sprinted torwards Hulk Hugan as the battle started and the crowd cheered.

## Chapter 5

While Ransu was sprinting at Hulk Hugan, Ransu said, "Your next action is, you're gonna cross me and smash me to the electric net!"

Hulk Hugan dodged Ransu's lunge and tried to hit him to the electric net, but Ransu dodged and tried to go for a swipe to the ribs, but he felt his power beings absorbed as Hulk Hugan did a devestating blow to Ransu's gut, following with the audience covering their eyes as Ransu coughed out blood, being sent to the electric net, becoming paralyzed. Ransu avoided that by using Bullshit and kicking off the net, going in for a lunge. It seemed like it was over for Ransu, as Hulk Hugan readied to bat him away....

Until Hulk realized that was just a clone and Hulk turned around quickly as Ransu in his glitch form kneed his face as he did a barrage to Hulk's pressure points. The knee in the face only caused little damage as Ransu already felt Hulk's energy grow and his shrink as Ransu was dealing very little damage. Hulk became annoyed and decided to try and bat him away, but Ransu went over the fist and tried to kick his eyeballs, but Hulk grabbed Ransu's leg and tried to smash him down, but Ransu grabbed his fist and swung, dealing a surprise kick to his face three times in a row as Ransu wrapped his knees around Hulk Hugan, the crowd cheering at how the fight was going. But suddenly, Hulk backwards headbutted Ransu, as Ransu tried to hold on, but as soon as he reacted, Ransu was at his base form and his ribs were crushed. Now Ransu was feeling his own glitch energy in front of him as Ransu started breathing heavily. Once again the crowd could not look. Even the staff could not look as Ninja Fish was ready to stop the fight.

Ransu coughed and smirked while pointing at Hulk.

"Your next line is: r u redy 4 my bid foot, u shrimp?"

"r u redy 4 my bid foot, u shrimp?" Hulk Hugan said, gasping. Ransu felt his energy slowly coming back as he smiled. Everytime he gets that right, his energy slowly starts coming back. Hulk Hugan tried to do his big foot, but Ransu dodged. Hulk Hugan came in for an unavoidable swing. Ransu bullshit that and tried to avoid that, but that was just an afterimage as Hulk Hugan went in to smash Ransu's face. Ransu went and tried to block, but his arms broke from the massive force as Hulk Hugan smashed him to the ground.

Or did he?

Ransu came in his glitch form, the previous Ransu bursting into smoke, Ransu doing a swipe to Hulk's head. Hulk was surprised. Has Ransu's clone been analysing his abilities the whole time while the real Ransu was secretly watching? Hulk dodged it and tried to fake attack and attack somewhere else, but Ransu teleported and kicked Hulk's temple as hard as he could, bringing Hulk down, it seemed that Ransu won, untill........

Hulk burst into smoke as Hulk Hugan came flying down with his big boot/foot. Ransu went and blasted a barrage of punched at the big boot, making another arm appearing out of his back, trying to punch Hulk's heart, but it just went through as Ransu dodged, kicking Hulk in the spine. Ransu could feel his energy draining again. Ransu decided to use his trump cards.

"KAIOKEN X10!"A intense Red Aura blasted out of nowhere as it surrounded Ransu, with the fact that he's in his glitch form, he could mantain Kaioken for ten more minutes.

Ransu then blasted an energy ball at Hulk, connecting to him as he got trapped in the Double Uranus Crush. Hulk's arms blasted out and tried to rip everything apart, but it absorbed it, along with all of his energy, leaving him with his legs, which it absorbed it, leaving him unable to escape. Ransu sped it up with Hamon as he kicked it to the electric net, leaving it there as Ransu decided to regenerate Hulk's limbs as he let go of the technique. Hulk seemed like he was down.

Until Ransu noticed Hulk behind him. Hulk went in for a kick, but Ransu slid past his legs and kicked his sacred spot.

That didn't affect him as the sacred spot hit Ransu back, sending Ransu to the ground. Ransu quickly rolled and dealt a point blank blow to Hulk's throat as they both exchanged blows. It seemed like this was gonna be a tie,

Until Hulk blasted a hole in Ransu's chest, exploding more stuff in his body (including the ability to bullshit) as Ransu got blasted to the electric net, getting even more pain, as he fell down, reverting to his base form. Ransu was incapitated, screaming in pain. Hulk was ready to deal the big boot to him, as it seemed like Ninja Fish dinging the bell to stop wouldn't help...

Until Bread quickly teleported to Ransu, and then teleported him out of the ring, onto one of the chairs.

"Aren't you a mean one?" Bread said. "The match issss over."

Hulk healed Ransu to 100% percent as Hulk shrugged and walked away. Ransu was fine now, not screaming, but Ransu felt really humiliated. The bell rung as Ninja Fish announced "Hulk Hugan wins!"

Bread went back to one of the chairs, right beside Ransu, sitting down. Bread grit his teeth. He felt really bad for Ransu. Bread gave him some more energy to wake up before heading to the warm up room.

"I'll get him back for you." Bread said. "Don't you worry."

## Chapter 6

After hours of sparring and acrobatics, There was some random contestant fight, which ended off quickly with one punch, so the contestants went back in to fight as Bread puked Gunpowder. Bread decided to go spar instead of doing so much acrobatics, but then once he got up onto the stage, he suddenly saw Hulk Hugan there, finished his own sparring match. Bread grit his teeth as he hissed.

"Hey, you!" Bread said in a stern voice, "Can I spar with you?"

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ signs were coming out of Hulk Hugan, which only Bread could see since he is the one creating the story.

"Wells, I wud luv a nuther on," Hulk Hugan spat as he turned to Bread, pointing at Bread while clenching his left fist.

More ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ signs were rushing at Bread, almost taking off his hoodie.

Bread readied Homework Slayer as Hulk Hugan ran at him as he swung in with a hook, Bread dodged by jumping, having the advantage of being smol, but suddenly, Hulk Hugan appeared behind him and hit his spine, sending him to the ropes, where his spine met with his fists again as Bread got sent to the ring floor, and bounced up. Hulk Hugan went and swiped Bread with a punch, Bread was gonna try and block it, but Bread easily predicted it and let himself fall down to the ground, where Hulk Hugan was gonna attack from the behind. Hulk Hugan came in with a barrage of ORA rushes, which Bread went and dodged all of them, spinning like a beyblade as he landed a big hit to Hulk Hugans ribs, sending Hulk Hugan down to the ring as everyone heard a big kaboom. But suddenly, Hulk Hugan opened his eyes, put a energy rope on Bread's neck, and tried to swing him down, but Bread took that advantage and stirred his head, sending Hulk Hugan crashing down on the ring...

Not yet?

Homework Slayer went behind Hulk Hugan and went and ORA ORA ORA ORA rushed him, but since this wasn't the actual battle. Bread cut the rope and did a big headbash to Hulk Hugans face, sending him to the ropes, panting.

"WAT WRONG WHICH U?!?!" Hulk Hugan spat, "IS ONLY A SPARRIN MATCH"

"What's wrong with you beating the sssshit out of my friend?" Bread said, leaving Hulk Hugan deep in thought as Bread walked away as people gathered around Hulk Hugan, asking him questions if he's okay, how did that match feel, and other questions that pretty much only involved the sparring match. Hulk Hugan was pretty angry for holding back against Bread, as Bread was also angry for Hulk beating the shit out of Ransu.