Ting-Tong

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.

**Ting-Tong** (Hindi: **टिंग-टोंग**) is a GREAT employee of Gattu and Battu. He however is NOT a great human.

## History

### Before *Gattu Battu*

His extensive documentation of crimes against humanity have lead to his nickname "Ding-Dong" for his Mengele inspired experiments involving the surgical removal and reattachment of equine genitals to his forehead. When threatened he is capable of flaring his "Unicorn Horn" as a warning sign; conversely, this is also a mating ritual as only by being a literal dick head does he select his latest flavor from Baldur von Schirach's youth programs. However while in the Nuremburg trials he was initially found innocent because of his "I thought his name was Sriracha" defense he later fled to India after the discovery that he indeed was diddling kids.

### *Gattu Battu*

Being a simple boy, Ting-Tong was easy to pick up off the streets. With the promise of "homemade curry," Gattu kidnapped Ting-Tong and forced him to be his own little wiggling, giggling, flesh puppet. Ting-Tong was thus given Battu's "homemade curry" on a nightly basis. This was until Gattu developed a fetish for people's hands. Seeing as Ting-Tong's hands were small and fairly underdeveloped, this appealed to the raging pedophile that is Gattu.

#### The Time Machine incident

Dr. Bhatawadekar created a time machine and accidently sent himself, Gattu, Battu, and Ting-Tong back in time. When stuck in the past, Ting-Tong was put through several painful sexual trials. However, when a peaceful village was threatened by a tribe of cannibals, Gattu sacrificed Ting-Tong to preserve the timeline and act as a decoy so the rest could return home.

When they returned, they realized Ting-Tong was on vacation and were left wondering who really died that day.

### *Ting-Tong*

At some point Ting-Tong went off on his own, acquired a living fleshlight named Meeru and helped to stop the dastardly deeds of the mad scientist Wring Wrong, Single Dose, and Double Dose. He was assisted multiple times by police inspector Khoonkhar Singh and police sergeant Hoshiyaar Singh.

## Appearance

Ting-Tong's most notable feature is his hair, which is long enough to cover his eyes. He wears plain white clothing with a brown belt, presumably a martial arts uniform.

He also looks like a half-assed Chinese stereotype that is not afflicted with jaundice.

During the Halloween crossover episode with the Scary Godmother, Ting-Tong's appearance was changed to his fursona "Musky Husky."

## Personality

Ting-Tong is by default a shy and simple boy. Due to his hair, he has trouble seeing where he is going. This often leads him to hitting his head, which causes him to lose his memory.

He also loves curry, samosas, and foreskin flakes.

## Abilities

When Ting-Tong hits his head, he takes on the personality of the first thing he sees after he loses his memory, no matter what it is. This can only be reversed by hitting his head a second time.

In one episode, he is seen doing karate moves while making wind noises with his mouth as he kicks and punches his way across an empty room.

## Relationships

### **Gattu** and **Battu**

Both Gattu and Battu force him to eat shit fresh from their own asses, fuck his ass, and then take him into the streets and parade him around as the "Pissy Piglet" to other men who want to use him as their own little flesh funnel.

His amenisa is related to the fact that during the night, Gattu would slam his head on the ground while violently pumping lard into his asshole to satisfy his other fetishes (inflation and feeding.) It got so brutal that one night he nearly killed him (as depicted in the episode "Pump My Ass With Love" and again in the start of the Battle for Delhi" arc in a flashback).

Ting-Tong's simplicity is also his undoing. Since he has amnesia almost every episode he appears in, he can't recall all the physical and psychological abuse dished out by Gattu and Battu.

### **Dagoth-Ur**

Although it may seem like a fatherly relationship on the surface, Ting-Tong's relationship with Dr. Bhatawadekar is far from pleasant. When he is not lashing out at Gattu or Battu for wrecking his inventions, he is instead beating Ting-Tong and harvesting his essence as a gift to the Leathermaster.

### **Meeru**

When striking out on his own, Ting-Tong acquired a pet mongoose named Meeru. The mongoose joined Ting-Tong on several adventures and was frequently used as a source of stress relief for the young man in ways deemed disgraceful to most humans.

### **Wring Wrong**

Ting-Tong usually foils the misdeeds of the mad scientist but that does not prevent Wring Wrong from obsessing over the young man. Fascinated by his abilities, Wring Wrong desires to capture Ting-Tong to turn him into a wiggling giggling flesh puppet of his own.

## Quotes

"*No?.... NO? You don't say "no" to me! NO ONE SAYS "NO" TO Ting-Tong! Oh, don't you think I'll forget this. I'll remember you and I'll get you for it. I promise you that!"*

## Behind the scenes

Ting-Tong's amnesia is a point of contention. The writers have made a point to show the cruel nature of Gattu and Battu as abusers and predators by exploiting his amnesia. The fans have a different theory, arguing that the constant amnesia means that the brutal raping and violent beatings would be like the first time he ever experienced the pleasure of mach 3 dabs to his jaw and prostate.

Ting-Tong's wind noises when he does karate and kung-fu are a reference to Ronald "Mac" McDonald from U.S. sitcom *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia* who also does similar noises when he's showing off his "sick moves."

On 28 September, 2020, Ting-Tong was given a spin-off series on Nick India. Unlike his appearance in Gattu Battu, this version of Ting-Tong is in 2D and he has a pet mongoose.

## Trivia

* Ting-Tong is the first character to debut on *Gattu Battu*, more specifically in the first episode Bullakad Chor.
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## Gallery

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