Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue 14 - Kaiju Academy

> (Big G) Whoa, hey, m-maybe you could just incapacitate her and **not** permanently remove her from this plane of existence?
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> (Megaguirus) Good idea. If I cut off her wings, she won't be able to move well and she'll be in agony for longer.
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> Godzilla Vepiyo and Megaguirus Carnage deciding Mothra's fate, Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue #14 - Kaiju Academy

## Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue #14 - Kaiju Academy

### Writer

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Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue #14 - Kaiju Academy is the fourteenth comic in Gojira the Chumpcooker.

## Description

On the back of each comic, there are a few sentences giving a synopsis. For issue 14: "Take the worst teacher you've heard of and throw them out the window, as Megaguirus is now that teacher. Big G and friends are now trying to get through their 1st day of Kaiju Academy...but Big G's day is mainly made up of trying to stop Mothra from losing her life to their teacher."

## Plot

The comic begins with Big G screaming at Minilla for getting a girlfriend before him until Mothra calls Big G, Minilla, and Manda to the surface of the water (she can't swim in her adult form) and tells them that Megaguirus opened a school and wants all 4 of them to attend, as well as a few others. The next day, everyone in the classroom but Ghidorah, who actually sounds enthusiastic, unhappily says "good morning" to Megaguirus. Megaguirus writes the day's schedule on the chalkboard and since the 1st class is reading class, she takes out a book called *Holes* and begins reading it to the class, scolding Mothra for looking too interested and afterwards scolds her again for looking too **un**interested. The bell that signals the beginning of the next class rings and Megaguirus writes "2+2=" on the board and asks who can come to the chalkboard and solve the math problem. Everyone raises their hand and Big G is called on. He answers "22", which Mothra corrects as 4 (which is actually right), but Megaguirus screams at her, claiming Big G is correct and calls Mothra a useless, good-for-nothing little \*\*\*\* before the bell rings again. Megaguirus tells the class to draw whatever for art class. A few minutes later, all the drawing are graded. Big G just scribbled all over with a brown crayon and got an A+; Ghidorah drew a picture of himself stabbing Mothra and got an A+; Minilla drew himself and Fujina holding hands and got a C; Fujina drew a portrait of Minilla with a heart background and got a C; Manda drew a portrait of the Northern Lights behind mountains and got a B-; Mosugaba drew a crude picture of Megaguirus screaming about how she hates everyone and got an F-; Mothra drew a face, which was probably the best drawing anyone made, and got an F-. When Mothra questions her grade, Megaguirus charges over and shoves a knife in front of her, saying, and I quote, "LISTEN HERE, MOTH! THERE CAN ONLY BE **ONE** INSECT GIRL WHO'S GOOD AT STUFF!" (I told you, Megaguirus is completely insane!). Megaguirus then asks Big G to be her boyfriend (it's explained later in the story!), which he accepts, thinking that if he says no, she'll kill him and probably also Mothra. Mosugaba, Manda, Minilla, and Fujina then drop out. The next class is gym class. Megaguirus tells Big G to run from the wall to her, who is, like, 10 (kaiju) feet from the wall. Big G covers the small distance in 3 seconds. Megaguirus then tells Mothra to run from 1 corner of the room to the corner opposite the corner she's in, which is about 100 (kaiju) feet from the other corner. Mothra reluctantly agrees and clears the distance in 0.000005 of a second and gets an F- because she was faster than Big G. Mothra screams that that's outrageous and starts calling Megaguirus a piece of [profanity], only to be interrupted by the bell. Instead of another class, this period is lunchtime. In the cafeteria, as Big G pulls out his Squeezins, Ghidorah is calling Mothra a loser and shoves her into Big G's back (oof, his back is spiky), causing him to spill his Squeezins. As Mothra, horrified, tries to squeak out an apology, Megaguirus tackles her and holds a sword to Mothra's head, screaming at her. Big G nervously tells Megaguirus that maybe she should just incapacitate Mothra. However, he chose a poor way to ask to only tie her up and Megaguirus pulls out a chainsaw, saying it's a great idea because if she only cuts off Mothra's wings, she'll be handicapped and in pain for longer. Before Big G can correct his mistake, Megaguirus removes Mothra's wings (off-camera, we don't want to see that). As Megaguirus lights the wings on fire in front of Mothra, she demands Mothra give Big G her lunch, to which she reveals she doesn't have a lunch because Gigan mugged her on the way to school. When music class begins (Mothra tied up next to the chalkboard with arrows pointing to her, 1 saying "LOSER" and the other saying "THROW HARD THINGS AT ME", as well as a sign taped to the wall, saying if someone throws something hard and hits her in the chest, they get 5 points and 10 points if in the face), Megaguirus announces what class they're in (awarding 10 points to Ghidorah, who hit Mothra in the face with a pencil), but she is interrupted by Mothra's song playing on the school speakers. In the main office, those who dropped out earlier in the story are laughing maniacally with a boombox playing the song. Megaguirus starts the next class early due to this. As the teacher talks, Big G decides he doesn't like that school and gets an idea. He raises his hand and asks to use the bathroom. Once he's out of the room, Big G fires his Atomic Breath everywhere, setting everything on fire. The fire alarm goes off and Megaguirus picks up Big G as she flies out of the school, saying to leave Mothra. Once everyone else is out of the school, Big G asks to go back and grab something, as he's fireproof. He reenters the building and slams open the classroom door so hard cracks are left in the walls where the door is opened. Big G unties Mothra and runs out of the building with her before tossing her into a bush and telling her to hide in there. He then calls the police (other than himself) and after a recap of what happened, Mosugaba arrives and places Megaguirus under arrest with her claiming she's innocent. Megaguirus tells Mothra she'll get her and everyone she loves as she gets dragged off to prison. Mothra then says she's just going home, Big G saying that's a good idea.

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