Chapter Seven: You're Undead to Me

* Frankie Stein
* Draculaura
* Clawdeen Wolf
* Lagoona Blue
* Cleo de Nile
* Clawd Wolf

**Recurring Characters:**

* Ghoulia Yelps
* Howleen Wolf
* Spectra Vondergeist (voiceover)
* Gil Webber
* Scarah Screams
* Catty Noir
* Wade Blue
* Neptuna

​**Chapter Seven: You're Undead to Me** is the seventh episode of the first season of *Monster High*. It premiered on March 10, 2018.

## Synopsis

Draculaura is left questioning the future of her relationship with Clawd Wolf for the sake of her friendship with Clawdeen. But regardless, everything is left exposed when the parents get involved, and things only get worse for Lagoona Blue when her father discovers her relationship with Gil Webber. Meanwhile, Frankie Stein and Cleo de Nile team-up to put an end to Spectra Vondergeist's torment.

## Episode

### Opening Scene

Spectra Vondergeist walks through the hallways of Monster High, wearing black sunglasses and holding a stack of newspapers.

SPECTRA (V.O.): ***I know what all of you are thinking right now... "What a bitch!"... "Die!"... "Unstan this hoe."... But that's where you're wrong! I'm not the villain in this story.***

Spectra walks past Lagoona Blue.

SPECTRA (V.O.): ***What I want, you may ask?... To purify this school once and for all.***

Spectra turns around to the other students.

SPECTRA: The Gory Gazette has an announcement to make... For one time only, the gossip is up for free... so have fun.

Spectra throws the newspapers up in the air and walks away as other students gather over to read the gossip, revealing the scoop on Lagoona and Gil Webber, Clawd Wolf and Draculaura's relationship and Lagoona's "almost" betrayal.

As Spectra walks away, she takes one last look at Lagoona who is shocked.

Lagoona: Shit, now everyone knows!

(INTRO)

### Scene 1

Cleo de Nile reads the Gory Gazette newspaper with Ghoulia Yelps.

CLEO: Oh my Ra!... There's not one page about my badass sleepover.

GHOULIA: What's this?

CLEO: Something about Draculaura, Clawd, Lagoona and Gil... BORING!

Spectra walks by Cleo.

CLEO: Spectra!

SPECTRA: Cleo! What do you want?

CLEO: I was thinking for next week's article, you can do a piece on me.

SPECTRA: Why would I?

CLEO: Umm, because if you don't, I will stick my Prada heel up your ghost ass.

SPECTRA: I'll tell you what... I will give you your own page if you tell me a secret.

CLEO: Like what? I'm an open book. Do your worst.

SPECTRA: Tell me why you and Clawd Wolf broke up.

CLEO: I can't.

SPECTRA: Too bad... That's what my readers have been wanting to know since summer ended.

Spectra walks away.

CLEO: (sigh) Someone's gotta stop that bitch.

GHOULIA: Huh?

CLEO: How could she treat me... Uh, I mean... Draculaura and Lagoona like trash! We should put an end to her.

Frankie Stein walks over.

FRANKIE: I agree... But how?

CLEO: Hmmm...

She flips over to an ad for security equipment.

CLEO: Perfect.

### Scene 2

Clawdeen is seen walking through the school as everyone whispers and laughs behind her back. She walks up to Scarah Screams.

CLAWDEEN: What's going on, Scarah?

SCARAH: You really don't know?

CLAWDEEN: No, and why is everyone gossiping?

SCARAH: Ask Spectra. Or read today's paper from the Gory Gazette.

CLAWDEEN: Why?

SCARAH: Oh... I'm going to try and not get involved with girl drama today... So bye.

Scarah walks away.

CLAWDEEN: Fine! Don't tell me.

Clawdeen walks over to Lagoona.

CLAWDEEN: What's going on with everyone today?

LAGOONA: Ugh... you're going to find out the truth eventually, so here!

Lagoona hands over the newspaper.

CLAWDEEN: Oh my... DRACULAURA!

Clawdeen storms away as Lagoona storms into the Gory Gazette's office.

LAGOONA: Why, Spectra?

SPECTRA: Why what?

LAGOONA: Why would you do this to me? Why me?

SPECTRA: Jesus! Self-centered much? You and your friends will rue the day you crossed me!

LAGOONA: What are you talking about? I've never hurt you, and I'm nice to everyone!

SPECTRA: Not Cleo!

LAGOONA: Then, why attack me and Draculaura?

Spectra shrugs her shoulders.

SPECTRA: Collateral damage?

LAGOONA: You know what...You have to be stopped.

As Lagoona walks out the door Gil appears.

GIL: Can we talk?

Gil takes Lagoona to the swimming pool where they have a chat next to the bleachers.

GIL: This is bad! What if Spectra has sent it to our parents?

LAGOONA: Well, you can relax because it's clearly me and my friends she has the vendetta for.

GIL: What? How?

LAGOONA: Beats me. She's a lunatic.

GIL: Have you spoken to Draculaura yet?

LAGOONA: No, and I'm planning to avoid her... just for today at least.

GIL: How?

LAGOONA: Hmmm... Skip school?

GIL: We can skip school together.

LAGOONA: I would love that, but I need to see what my dad knows about this.

GIL: So, we're not breaking up?

LAGOONA: Of course not.

Lagoona kisses Gil and leaves the school.

### Scene 3

Draculaura and Clawd are in the janitor's closet.

DRACULAURA: Have you seen this? There's no way this can be happening right now!

CLAWD: Yeah. But it was going to come out eventually, so who cares what people think?

DRACULAURA: Umm... I do!

CLAWD: You're over 1,600 years old... When are you not going to give a shit about what people think?

DRACULAURA: I don't want Clawdeen to hate me for this.

CLAWD: She won't... If anything she will be more mad at me because you're the second friend of hers I've dated.

DRACULAURA: Cleo? Why are you bringing up Cleo?

CLAWD: I'm not... I'm just sayin-

DRACULAURA: I've gotta go and see Lagoona... This is all her fault, you know?

CLAWD: And do you believe that Lagoona would really betray you for Spectra?

DRACULAURA: I don't know what she has to do with this, but I want to avoid the subject.

Draculaura leaves the closet.

DRACULAURA: I've got a lot to do today... So it's best if we keep our distance before I'll add werewolf to my dietary needs.

Draculaura leaves as Clawdeen appears over to Clawd.

CLAWDEEN: Have you seen your "GIRLFRIEND"?

CLAWD: Clawdeen, relax... Honestly Spectra's twisting most of the facts.

CLAWDEEN: Why would Spectra lie?

CLAWD: Umm... Because she's a JOURNALIST.

CLAWDEEN: Have you seen Draculaura?

CLAWD: No... What are you going to do to her?

CLAWDEEN: I'll know when I see her.

Clawdeen walks away in the opposite direction from Draculaura. Frankie and Ghoulia walk over to Clawd.

FRANKIE: Clawd, we need your help.

GHOULIA: Cleo would ask but she's still in love with-.

CLEO: NO I AM NOT!

Cleo storms over.

CLEO: I don't need you useless bitches speaking for me.

Ghoulia looks at Frankie.

GHOULIA: I told you that would make her speak to him.

CLEO: And for the record... I don't eat Draculaura's sloppy seconds!

CLAWD: It's nice to see this side of you again, Cleo. What do you want?

FRANKIE: We need your help with a ghost problem.

### Scene 4

Lagoona appears home where she sees her pet piranha, Neptuna in her bowl.

LAGOONA: How's the greatest fish in the world?

Lagoona picks up steak and throws it into the fish bowl, where Neptuna devours the meal within seconds.

LAGOONA: Wow! You must be hungry!

WADE: Lagoona? What are you doing home early?

Lagoona's father Wade Blue appears.

LAGOONA: Dad?

WADE: You have a lot of explaining to do...

Back in the school, Clawdeen storms over to Draculaura's locker and breaks it from its hinges.

CLAWDEEN: If I can't find you, I guess I will have to hunt you.

Clawdeen takes out a sweater belonging to Draculaura and sniffs it.

CLAWDEEN: I've got your scent.

Back at Lagoona's house...

WADE: Please explain to me why you're in a relationship with (sigh) a freshwater monster?

LAGOONA: Dad! Oh my god! This is awkward as Hell...

WADE: You bet! Why couldn't you date any other boy?

LAGOONA: It's hard to explain.

WADE: Break up with Gil!

LAGOONA: No! You're being a bigot.

Lagoona walks out of the house.

WADE: If you continue to see him, don't bother coming back.

Lagoona continues to walk away in an angry manner. She calls Gil on her iCoffin.

LAGOONA: Gil, there's a problem... My dad knows about us... Spectra must have sent him the newspaper article via mail.

GIL: Oh shit! What if my parents know?

LAGOONA: They won't, I promise... Spectra has the issue with me and my friends.

GIL: What do we do now?

LAGOONA: Well, not break-up... But I guess we can keep our relationship on the DL... Like, we don't hang out at school and wear disguises in public.

GIL: I guess we'll have to have a lot of movie nights.

LAGOONA: Right. (laughs)

### Scene 5

After classes are over...

In the Library, Frankie, Cleo, Ghoulia, and Clawd are planning their revenge against Spectra.

CLEO: Ok, so have any of you morons actually reached a reasonable plan to take down this bitch?

CLAWD: Hey, here's a thought... Maybe if you actually tried to think of a plan-

CLEO: Oh, don't you even-

GHOULIA: You guys, let's not fight... The time we're fighting we could be using to think of a plan.

CLEO: Ugh, I need some fucking water.

An annoyed Cleo storms out of the Library.

CLAWD: Where is she going?

FRANKIE: Her locker, perhaps.

GHOULIA: I'll go check on her.

Ghoulia leaves the Library as Frankie and Clawd sit there frustrated.

FRANKIE: Oh, we could pull a "Mean Ghouls" and get Spectra to eat bars that make you gain weight!

CLAWD: ...I think maybe not.

Clawd looks sad and frustrated.

FRANKIE: Hey... Clawd, I know that it must be tough for you, but you and Draculaura can get past this.

CLAWD: I don't know... It's just that Draculaura... She's so fun and cute and... I feel like she's perfect, you know? Like, she is the one. I don't wanna lose her like... like I lost Cleo.

GHOULIA: This is so sad...

She wipes a few tears from her eyes with the sleeve of her sweater as Frankie puts her hand on her shoulder for a brief moment, then walks a few feet away while Ghoulia walks away to find Cleo.

FRANKIE: Ok, I don't wanna be that person but... what did you see in Cleo when you started dating her?

CLAWD: Haha... Cleo might seem like a bitch at first, but once you really meet her...

Clawd smiles for a few seconds before returning to feeling down.

FRANKIE: Look, I've in this school for a short time, but I know Clawdeen enough to know that she will accept you both.

CLAWD: ...So about Spectra, what can we do?

Meanwhile, in the hallways of Monster High...

Cleo is walking to her locker trying not to cry. She arrives to her locker and finds Ghoulia at her side.

GHOULIA: You OK, ghoulfriend?

CLEO: It's just... Can I tell you a secret? I still have--

GHOULIA: --feelings for Clawd? Yeah, it was obvious. You're not a good liar, at all.

CLEO: Tell Deuce that... Oh my god, what have I been doing with my life?

Cleo opens her locker, finding only a pendrive and a diary.

CLEO: Ok, if this is another piece of evidence trying to frame me, I will--

GHOULIA: --personally mummify them?

CLEO: Damn, you know me too well.

Cleo checks the pendrive and the diary and notices both of them have a sticker with the initials "S.V."

CLEO: What the fuck does that.. WAIT A MINUTE!

GHOULIA: Oh my god... Could it be...?

CLEO: Quick, warn the others. We're about to expose Spectra for the dirty bitch she is.

### Scene 6

Clawdeen and Catty are talking in the Fashion Club.

CLAWDEEN: It's just... Why didn't she come talk to me? Why didn't she just say "Hey Clawdeen, I'm humping your brother, are you ok with it"? I feel like I have been lied to.

CATTY: Well, she was probably scared of how you would react.

CLAWDEEN: But I'm such a sweetheart!

CATTY: Meh...

CLAWDEEN: Fuck off.

Both of them laugh.

Meanwhile, Draculaura is walking around the hallways, trying to hide from Clawdeen when suddenly she runs into Howleen.

DRACULAURA: Shit! Howleen... Hey! What... what are you doing here?

HOWLEEN: Umm, I'm looking for my sister, but... I'm actually glad I ran into you.

DRACULAURA: (*gulp)* Oh, sure... Wh-what did you wanna t-talk about?

HOWLEEN: I read the newspaper... You and Clawd were secretly dating...

DRACULAURA: Look, I really don't mean to get in your life, I just like him, a-and I was scared of what everyone was gonna say!

HOWLEEN: Woah, calm down, I wasn't gonna yell at you... I'm actually so glad you're dating him. My brother hasn't had the... best girlfriends in the past, but I'm glad that he managed to get someone like you.

DRACULAURA: Uh, thanks...

HOWLEEN: Also, don't worry about Clawdeen. She'll get around to it eventually.

DRACULAURA: Yeah... Eventually.

HOWLEEN: I actually know where she is right now, do you wanna--

DRACULAURA: No, thanks.

Suddenly, Frankie, Cleo, Ghoulia and Clawd walk into the hallway looking for Spectra, who is a few lockers away.

CLEO: I think we need to talk.

SPECTRA: Oh, Cleo! What do I owe the pleasure?

CLEO: Zip it, bitch... I think you got some explaining to do!

SPECTRA: Says the girl who is still in love with their ex-boyfriend! Haha, Cleo, how does it feel?

CLEO: Well, Spectra, I'm not the one here who is responsible for murder!

SPECTRA: ...Are you trying to accuse me of something?

CLEO: I got plenty of proof that you, yes YOU, Spectra Vondergeist, were the one who murdered Invisi Billy in cold blood, and the one who tried to frame me for the same murder you commited.

SPECTRA: Fine, what's your evidence?

CLEO: My evidence is in this!

Cleo shows her the pendrive and the diary as a crowd starts gathering around Cleo and Spectra, including Catty and Clawdeen who have left the Fashion Club.

SPECTRA: You bitch! Give that back!

Spectra tries to recover the pendrive and the diary, but Cleo quickly hides them in her purse.

CLEO: Not only do they reveal that you were planning to quote "Get revenge on Invisi Billy and Scarah Screams... and just me exposing them won't do it", but also that you were also cheating on Invisi Billy with quote "a super dreamy boy... just hopes his girlfriend doesn't find out". So tell me, Spectra.. who is he?

Everyone gasps and starts talking.

CATTY: Oh my god, can you believe... Clawdeen? Clawdeen?

Catty notices Clawdeen, who three seconds ago was standing next to her, has now disappeared, and so has Draculaura.

In the bathroom...

CLAWDEEN: Look... I'm not mad, I'm hurt. Why didn't you just tell me you and Clawd were seeing each other?

DRACULAURA: I was so scared! After what happened with Cleo... I didn't want us to grow apart.

CLAWDEEN: Ok, I'll be honest, I'm not necessarily thrilled, but you could've told me and I could have dealt with it!

DRACULAURA: You were so busy with so much, with your sister being in jail and everything else, I didn't wanna bother you!

CLAWDEEN: ...True.

DRACULAURA: I was gonna tell you once we were ready...

CLAWDEEN: I guess you have a point.

DRACULAURA: I don't want us to grow apart just because of something like this... we're besties, Clawdeen!

CLAWDEEN: ...You're right.

Both of them hug.

DRACULAURA: So everything's ok?

CLAWDEEN: Sure... We'll work it out. We always do.

DRACULAURA: Good... cause I don't know how it's gonna work out with me and Clawd anymore...

Meanwhile...

SPECTRA: Cleo... I'm warning you... Hand that back to me.

CLEO: You think I wanna know what happened? I think first day of school, you and Invisi Billy got into a fight, maybe you got a little aggressiv, and ended up shoving a Javelin spear through his heart, then tried to frame me as comeback, but when I was released, you decided to come for my ghoulfriends... But guess what, Spectra? It didn't work. So you can go back to your room and your stupid blog, 'cause that is all you're good for.

SPECTRA: You... BITCH!

Spectra slaps Cleo, leaving a red mark on her cheek while the students gasp in shock.

SPECTRA: Oh, I've been meaning to do that for a long time, Cleo...

CLEO: And I've been meaning to do this for a long time!

Cleo starts punching Spectra, and both end up fighting on the ground as everyone watches and some people record it, causing teachers to have to separate the two girls, with both of them being brought to detention.

FRANKIE: Woah... Damn!

### Scene 7

After everything's back to normal, Clawd walks up to Draculaura.

CLAWD: Hey, have you heard? Spectra has been expelled because of her targeting and harassing students... She's now being transferred to Haunted High... And she's been arrested for blackmailing.

DRACULAURA: Oh. Yay.

CLAWD: What's going on? I spoke to Clawdeen, everything's fine--

DRACULAURA: No it isn't, Clawd! It really isn't!

CLAWD: ...Are you OK?

DRACULAURA: No! No, I'm not fucking OK! I feel so... God, I feel so... I feel like we need a break.

CLAWD: Wait, really?

DRACULAURA: Yes... yes really.

CLAWD: Wha... why?

DRACULAURA: I don't know, I just need some time...

CLAWD: Some time from what?

DRACULAURA: FROM THIS CLAWD, FROM THIS WHOLE SITUATION!

CLAWD: ...Fine.

DRACULAURA: ...I...Clawd? I didn't...mean...

Clawd walks away from Draculaura as she keeps crying.

### Final Scene

In Cleo's bedroom...

The girls are all videochatting while Cleo is doing her pedicure, except for Draculaura.

CLEO: And then my dad was all like "Miss Cleo, if I ever see you on detention again, I'm taking away all of your technology for a month"... Ugh, so annoying. Have you tried contacting Draculaura?

CLAWDEEN: She's not answering my texts and Clawd refuses to talk to me... I think something happened, but it's not like I shouldn't be surprised if they never do tell.

LAGOONA: Honestly... I'm glad Spectra did what she did. Me and Gil are such in a better place now...

CLEO: I would not agree with you at all, if it wasn't for the fact that if that never happened, I wouldn't have gotten the chance to beat the shit out of her.

FRANKIE: True, you did her dirty in that one.

CLEO: Can you blame me?

GHOULIA: ...I'm just glad she's out of our lives now.

LAGOONA: True. She killed her boyfriend, I have no idea how they didn't arrest her on the spot.

FRANKIE: Well, to be honest, it didn't state anywhere she killed him, but even so, she should've been given a harsher punishment. She harassed all of us, especially you Lagoona, I have no idea how you were able to handle her.

LAGOONA: Oh, I wasn't. I just hope Draculaura isn't too mad at me.

Clawdeen hears stuff breaking and angry yelling from her brother's bedroom, which causes her to close her bedroom door.

CLAWDEEN: I don't think her or Clawd are really thinking about that right now.

Suddenly, Cleo gets a message. She taps it and reads:

*"I am the one who killed Invisi Billy, I am the one who tried to frame Cleo for it, I was the one who handed you the pendrive and the diary, and I will be the one to get my revenge on all of you. You think I'm playing around? You're my little ghouls now, bitches."*

CLEO: Ok, guys... I just got this super creepy text.

LAGOONA: I got one too.

GHOULIA: So did I...

FRANKIE: Dude, me too!

CLAWDEEN: This is feeling really Scary Little Liars-like, cause I got one too!

CLEO: What did yours say?

All of them read the message, that says the same to everyone.

CLEO: Girls... Are we the killer's next victims?

Clawdeen: Oh, shit...

(END)