Jack Jabolon (Christmas Remastered)

*"WOAH, KNOLLAD! That's not very progressive of you! You have to be more accepting of things... LOVE IS LOVE! No matter the gender, religion, race, or **age**!"*
―Jack Jabolon to Knollad[src]
**Jack Jabolon** is a member of *The Incredible Crew*. Celebrating Christmas with the group, Jack joined Knollad and Tanner when they went downstairs to check out some commotion happening in their house, which was being caused by the legendary Santa Claus. Unfortunately, because of Jack's zesty behaviour towards Knollad, this prompted him into slapping Jack down the stairs, making him become even more stupider. Jack left the group to go take a piss, but while he was gone, Santa made his great escape.

Jack later reunited with the group when they sought to confront him, but barely did much to help the crew fight against Santa's Elves. In the aftermath of the battle, Jack returned to his normal, zesty state, and helped *The Incredible Crew* repair the destruction caused to their house. Several months later, Jack joined *The Incredible Crew* when they were recruited by Santa's Little Helper to help deliver late Christmas presents in July.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Alvin Hair (Pink Sticker)
* Rounded Glasses (Blue Sticker)
* Button Eyes
* Red Stripe Pants

## History

### Celebrating Christmas

*"Wow, Knollad. Body shaming? Really? You know, sleeping without any clothes is actually healthier as it lets your body breathe."*
―Jack Jabolon to Knollad[src]

In December 2021, Jack Jabolon celebrated Christmas with *The Incredible Crew*. Joined by Knollad, Tanner, A.N.D.R.E., Chase, and Xavier, Jack and the group slept in their bunkbeds, while visions of sugar plums twerked in their heads. Meanwhile downstairs, the legendary Santa Claus visited the house, causing some commotion that woke up Jack, who believed it sounded like a smash. Just then, Knollad realized that Jack wasn't wearing any clothes, and urged him to cover up his dick. Jack quickly put on some underwear, but Knollad still wasn't satisfied, telling Jack to have some manners. Tanner then told the two to stop bickering around, saying they had to go downstairs to uncover the commotion.

### Messed Up State

*"You're rocking on some rum eggnog, bro. Are you drunk? Why are you sending me out to die first?!"
"BECAUSE KNOLLAD, WE LOVE YOU!"*
―Knollad and Jack Jabolon[src]

Out in the hallway, the group prepared to go downstairs to investigate. When Tanner told Knollad to go downstairs first, Knollad refused, questioning why Tanner was sending him out to die first. Jack Jabolon, maintaining his zesty behaviour, told Knollad that it was because they loved him. Knollad became uncomfortable with Jack, to the point that he described him to be the zestiest of the zesty. Upset with Knollad's bigoted views on him, Jack considered this to be not so progressive of Knollad, saying that he had to accept that love is love, regardless of a person's gender, religion, race, or **age**. Unfortunately, Knollad instead violently slapped Jack down the stairs, causing him to be knocked unconscious.

### Taking a Bathroom Break

*"Dawg, I gotta fucking piss like REAL BAD, dawg!"*
―Jack Jabolon to Knollad[src]

Jack soon woke up, but because he got hit so hard by Knollad, this caused him to become even more stupider. Jack started rambling, saying he had to piss like real bad, but his commotion caused Santa Claus to realize that he was being spied on. This prompted Tanner to walk into the living room and shoot down the holly jolly psychopath with his drum gun. Jack then went into the kitchen with the others, where they tied up Santa to a chair and prevailed to interrogate him. When Tanner left the kitchen so he could check if their Christmas presents were still underneath the tree, he left Knollad and Jack behind to watch over Santa. Jack however, immediately went upstairs to use the bathroom. Rushing into the bathroom, Jack quickly got onto the toilet, before beginning to shit rapidly. Jack then started pissing, feeling relieved.

### Confronting Santa's Elves

*"Tanner, drum gun. Jack, shit hands. We're gonna get ready to fight these Elves."*
―Knollad[src]

Jack later rejoined *The Incredible Crew* when they prevailed to confront Santa Claus outside the house. Because Knollad refused to give Santa Claus his Magical Ballsack back, he promptly commanded Santa's Little Helper to summon Santa's Elves into battle. Preparing to combat the Elves, Knollad ordered Jack to get his shit hands ready. Jack barely contributed to the fight though, as Tanner and Chase did most of the work with massacring Santa's Elves. Seeing Santa Claus falling from outer space, Tanner and Chase quickly rushed back inside the house to take cover. Meanwhile, Jack remained outside, and started rubbing his dick, making him a huge target for Santa as he crashed back down to the ground, causing a massive explosion that blasted Jack back into the house.

### Repairing the House

*"Why are you guys fighting?! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep, pipe it down! Unless you want me to pipe you down, GIGGITY!"*
―Jack Jabolon to Knollad[src]

Being knocked unconscious by the explosion, Jack got back up, having reverted back to his regular, zesty self. Upset with the loud commotion, Jack told the group to pipe it down, unless they wanted him to pipe them down. Knollad told Jack that he was just talking with Tanner, but Jack asked who Tanner was, as he was manipulated by Vladislav into forgetting that he existed. Knollad was then brainwashed himself, prompting him to question what Jack meant.

Jack told Knollad that he said 'Where did Tanner go?', but it didn't make sense to him as he said they didn't know anyone named Tanner. Knollad told Jack that he didn't say 'Tanner', with Hunter behind him claiming he didn't know what Jack was talking about. Jack then helped the group repair the damages caused to the house, before going back up to the bedroom. When Knollad said Merry Christmas to Hunter, Jack got jealous, questioning why he didn't get a Merry Christmas. Upset with Jack's complaining, Knollad demanded him to shut up.

### Christmas in July

*"I hate to break it to you Santa, but it looks like all the presents were BURNT!"*
―Jack Jabolon to Santa Claus[src]

Several months later, Jack Jabolon went on Summer vacation with *The Incredible Crew*. While hanging out with some hot girls at a pool party, Jack observed the legendary Santa Claus, who crashed his sleigh to the ground, much to his shock. *The Incredible Crew* were requested by Santa's Little Helper to help them out with delivering late Christmas presents in July. Unfortunately, Jack realized that the presents on Santa's sleigh were burnt. When Santa checked the presents himself, he died of a heart attack upon seeing the gifts up in flames. Because of the brunt presents, Knollad resorted to getting some replacement presents at Walmart. Going to Walmart with *The Incredible Crew*, Jack helped Knollad gather the presents with their shopping carts, before having Santa's Little Helper wrap them all up in a huge gift bag.

### Confronting The Grinch

*"You don't get it Mr. Grinch, we're trying to deliver these late presents!"*
―Jack Jabolon to The Grinch[src]

*The Incredible Crew* proceeded to the Walmart checkout, which was where they stumbled upon The Grinch who was working there. The Grinch refused to help *The Incredible Crew* out, despite Santa's Little Helper mentioning the urgency to save Christmas. When The Grinch told the group it was July, Jack promptly told him they were trying to deliver the late presents. Upset *The Incredible Crew* were planning to celebrate Christmas during the Summer, The Grinch hoped to stop them by destroying the sun. Jack told Knollad that he had to go stop The Grinch, so Knollad blasted into space to confront him. The Grinch was ultimately defeated, causing *The Incredible Crew* to save Christmas in July. Sometime later, Jack joined *The Incredible Crew* when they visited another dimension to celebrate the defeat of The Grinch.

## Relationships

	+ Knollad - Love Interest
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Hunter J. Restless
	+ Chase †
	+ Xavier
	+ Tanner † - Former Friend
* Santa Claus † - Former Enemy
* Santa's Elves - Former Enemies
	+ Santa's Little Helper
* VillagerCoolMe †
* Doctor Strange
	+ BeefSocks Elf †
	+ Toggle Elf †
* The Grinch † - Situational Enemy

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 2.6 2.7 2.8 2.9 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*