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Food Truck

**"Puppet Court"** is the 65th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

This video starts with Diego wanting to order some beef tacos at a food truck, but the worker (Sarah) tells him that they don't serve that and instead offers a broccoli taco. Diego declines and asks instead for chicken fajitas, but Sarah informs him that they don't do that either and offers a crispy kale lettuce wrap. He declines again and asked instead for a burger, this time Sarah claims they do sell that, but when Diego ask for a typical hamburger, Sarah instead offers another option that's vegetarian since they don't serve normal burgers. Diego starts to get annoyed since whatever he asks for will always be replaced with a vegan or healthy version of it. To which Sarah let's him know that the food truck serves food that belongs in a vegetarian style diet and its delicious and healthy. Diego highly doubts it, so Sarah offers to give him a gluten free cupcake. And Diego is impress how good it was, but when asked if he wants a full order, he declines saying its fine for vegan food but not normal food. After finding out they don't serve tequila there, he concludes that Sarah hates all things that are happy in life. Sarah then asks him if he would like to order something. So he decides to order a steak and a beer.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sarah

## Trivia

* This is the 65th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Puppet Court

**"Puppet Court"** is the 86th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

This video starts with a person introducing the plaintiff: Sarah, and the defendant: Diego. The two are in court because Sarah is suing Diego for killing her heirloom garden. However, Diego is defending himself by claiming he did do the work and counter-suing Sarah for being dumb.

After Judge Juanita settles on the bench, she asks Sarah what happened. She first explains some unnecessary details about a mission trip to Tulum to open up a self-realization workshop and juice cleanse at a resort. But then explains that since she needed to go away for the week, she needs someone to take care of her heirloom rose garden, but refused to pay a professional gardening service who wanted to charge $300 for the week.

After arguing with Judge Juanita, she then goes on to tell that she went to the Hardware Harbour after that and found Diego there. Sarah says she supposedly wanted to help support someone who is in need before insulting Diego. Diego then explains that he was there to buy a flush handle and a few other unnecessary details before the Judge asks Diego to discuss only relevant details. Diego says that she offered him 50 dollars to water her roses for the week. And also makes a sexual remark about the phrase: "Watering her roses".

Diego then says, "Anyway as it turns out, she just wanted me to water her dumb garden." to Sarah's offense. Judge Juanita then asks Sarah if she had asked Diego if he had any gardening experience, she says she didn't need too and assumed he already did because Diego is Mexican.

Sarah explains that she trusted Diego, and during her yoga class, her friend Amber informed her that she found Diego watering her roses with a hose. Diego defends himself, questioning, "Yeah, well how else do you water a garden?". Sarah then tells Diego, "With two ounces of alpine water slowly dripped at the root base!". which Diego replies that there was no way he could've known that. Judge Juanita quickly ends the trial and rules in favour of both sides, with Diego earning 69 cents from the trial. After the trial, the two give their thoughts on the outcome with Sarah being upset, and Diego feeling proud and commenting about the number 69.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sarah
* Judge Juanita
* Benita (mentioned)
* Twon
* Sam (background)
* Monique (background)
* Unnamed blonde hair man (background)

## Trivia

* This is the 86th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* Sam appears in the background in the courtroom as a jury member.
* Twon appears both as the bailiff and a member of the jury
	+ Though the puppet was most likely re-used for a different character (Jury)
* The manager from Date Night is seen as a member of the jury.
* This is so far the latest appearance for Monique, and the unnamed blonde hair man.
	+ The blonde hair man has a mustache in this episode.
* This is the first video where Diego's full body is shown. (Since he is normally sitting down or his body is half shown).
* During the intro where a person is introducing Diego, the picture used seems to be from Ghost.
Car Talk (Ep. 3)

**Car Talk (Ep. 3)** is the 24th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego and Sam throw racist insults at each other.

## Plot

Sam is asking Diego not to make any racist jokes. Both agree to not make any racist jokes to each other however, when Sam says that “it’s not his fault white people are better” this sets Diego of and both start saying racist insults at eachother.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sam

## Trivia

* This is the 24th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is a part three of the video: Car Talk.
Hailee Steinfeld Won't Let Me Go

**Hailee Steinfeld Won't Let Me Go** is the 47th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** interviews **Hailee Steinfeld**.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego welcoming everyone to The Diego Show,

## Characters

* Diego
* Hailee Steinfeld

## Trivia

* This is the 47th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the last episode of Awkward Puppets in 2017.
Racist Workout 2

**Racist Workout 2** is the 92nd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Twon decides to workout, but ends up watching a very racist workout video.

## Plot

The video starts with Twon asking Siri to play a workout video. However, Siri constantly assumes that Twon was looking for something that was related towards his race. After getting annoyed, he decides to turn on a workout video himself. He tunes into "Sarah's Seriously Amazing Home Fitness". Sarah greets everyone who tuned in. She welcomes all races, shapes, and sizes to her channel, but claims black people aren't welcomed. But before Twon can question what he heard, Sarah quickly exclaims "Welcome back people.", and also wants the viewers to check out some of her smoothie recipes at the end of the video. Her final recipe she gave out was for 'grape soda'. But just when Twon questions why Sarah would mention it, she quickly jumps into the exercise. She does some deep breathing, jogging, side jacks, and stretching. However, during the workout she makes a bunch of racist or stereotypical comments towards Twon during the exercise. But quickly changes her sentence before Twon can question it further. Ex: While doing side-jacks, she wants the viewer to pretend they're shooting a 3-pointer. And when she encourages the viewer to think of positive thoughts, she mentions stereotypical stuff from African American culture that Twon might like. After exercising, Sarah compliments Twon for the workout and promoted her channel and some of her music singles. But Twon immediately asks Siri to turn off the TV, only for Siri to play rap music for him. Much to Twon's disappointment.

## Characters

* Twon
* Sarah

## Trivia

* This is the 92nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is a sequel to Racist Workout.
* Twon is wearing the same outfit Diego wore in Racist Workout.
	+ Sarah is also wearing the same outfit she wore in said episode.
* This video reveals that Sarah is no longer voiced by Maia Mitchell, and is instead voiced by Michelle De La Peña.
Moon

"**Moon**" is the 88th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** falls asleep, and starts talking to the **Moon.**

## Plot

The video starts with Diego sitting outside, drinking Tequila when Benita calls him, telling him if he isn't home in 5 minutes, he'll be sleeping outside. However, Diego doesn't really care since he's already outside about to fall asleep. Before he does, he claims the moon is stupid and proceeds to sing a song about it. All of a sudden, Diego is up in the sky, sitting on a cloud. He is confused about where he is, and that's when the moon turns around and tells him he's asleep. Diego then comments on how the Moon looks like a "floating boob", while the Moon comments that Diego looks like a "floating burrito". After they calm down, Diego then asked the Moon how does it feel being "a moon". To which the moon admits he does the usual, which is just rising and setting. He also admits that he doesn't like the sun since he's always full of himself. But Diego ends up making fun of him for that, and this lead the two to start making fun of each other. But when the Moon asks him what does it feel like to live under his "shadow", Diego didn't really care and told him at least he had friends and family. The moon then calls him off for this, and apologized for his behavior since he feels lonely all the time. Diego claims he feels the same way since the majority of them are annoying. Afterwards, Diego asked the Moon if he could have three wishes from him, but the moon told him he doesn't do that. But after Diego told the moon what he would do with the wishes he received, the two of them start making fun of each other again since Diego wanted shots of tequila. Though Diego went a bit far when he asked if the moon cries sometimes due to him being lonely. The moon then asks Diego if he ever feels ignored sometimes by people, to which he claims he does at times. That's when Diego pointed out that the two of them seem to relate towards one another and the two decided to sing the Moon song that Diego sung earlier. During the middle of the song, he ends up waking up from the dream. He then receives a phone call from Benita asking him where he is. Diego then tells her that he feels bad for the stuff he has done to her in the past and will do better. But Benita dismisses it as Diego being drunk. Thus, concluding the episode.

## Characters

* Diego
* Moon
* Benita (Voice only)

## Trivia

* This is the 88th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first time in which a character's eyes was closed.
* This is the final episode in which Evelyn Gonzales voices Benita. She would instead be voiced by Rudy Mancuso.
* This is one of the few episodes in which Diego shows some care towards Benita. As after having a conversation with the moon and realizing their both alike, he decides to do better for her.
Music with Diego episode 2

## Lyrics

### The Bling of the Hotline

They used to call me on my pre-paid cellphone

The one I brought at 7-11 the other day and I need to buy more minutes on.

### Chocolate

When you’re feeling kind of down

And you’re feeling something brown

Eat chocolate.

### Love Yourself

My mama don’t like you

she doesn't like me either....or my friends. Or my wife.

I mean, no one really likes my wife.

### I Can’t Feel My Face

I can’t feel my face when I drink too much tequila

But I like it and that’s normal

I don’t move my hands when I play piano

Because I’m a puppet...and it’s not in our budget.

Unfortunately.

### White People

Yo, yo, okay, okay

White People are not racist they’re actually kinda cool

They let me drink their beer and they make me clean their pool.
Therapist

**The Therapist** is a side-character of Awkward Puppets. She can be seen in many Therapy videos.

## Biography:

The Therapist (full name is unknown) works as a therapist.

## Personality:

The Therapist seems to want the best for her clients, but can be greedy at times. Like when Maria promised to make Sam pay her double if she doesn't Sam about how Maria only wants to marry Sam for a green card.

## Appearance:

She is a blonde puppet with red glasses, and a red dress.

## Relationships:

### Sam:

Sam is another one of her clients in her therapy sessions. She seems to be on good terms with Sam as she is seen agreeing with Sam that Sarah was a "Basic White bitch.".

### Sarah:

Sarah is one of her clients in her therapy sessions.

### The Carls:

Carl and Carl are one of her clients in her therapy sessions.

### Twon:

Twon is one of her clients in her Couples Therapy sessions.

## Quotes:

* "I wrote the note."
* "Hello all, and welcome. As you know this is Puppet Therapy."
* "Lets take a break from all the pussies and the dicks and get back to what matters here."
Cooking with White People

"**Cooking with White People**" is the 39th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Sam gives out tutorials on how to make meals that white people normally eat.

## Plot

The video starts with Sam introducing himself and explains that since every culture has their own food, he should showcase how to make foods that his culture makes.

### 1. Breakfast

Ingredients and supplies:

* Bowl
* Spoon
* Milk

Steps:

1. Place the bowl on the kitchen table
2. Pour in some cereal
3. Pour some milk

Your result is a good ol' classic bowl of cereal!

### 2. Lunch

Ingredients and supplies:

* Bread
* Peanut Butter
* Jelly
* A knife

Steps:

1. Place two pieces of bread onto a plate
2. Apply peanut butter on one slice and the jelly on the other.
3. Place them together

Your result is a scrumptious PB and J sandwich!

### 3. Dinner

Ingredients and supplies:

* Whatever you find in your freezer. (In this case, a frozen pizza).

Steps:

1. Take whatever is in your freezer, out of the box and throw it in the oven.
2. After waiting, take it out and put it on a plate.

Your result is a delicious pepperoni pizza! (Or whatever you made for you and your family...if you have one...).

### 4. Drinks

Ingredients and supplies:

* A Bottle of Water

Steps:

1. Pour the water into a glass cup
2. (Additional step) Put in a few cubes of ice

Your result is a refreshing drink that is commonly known as water.

Finally, it cuts to Sam commenting on how being white is exciting and then the video ends.

## Characters

* Sam
* Diego (cameo on phone)
* Mike Tyson (cameo on phone)

## Trivia

* This is the 39th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Bar Talk (Ep. 3)

**"Bar Talk (Ep. 3)"** is the 81st episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego goes to the bar again. But the bartender doesn't know his usual order.

## Plot

The video starts with a bartender asking Diego what he wants for his drink. Diego asks for his usual but the bartender doesn't know his usual order since he had just started working at the bar. Diego tries to give hints but the bartender still can't figure it out. Eventually Diego tells him his usual order (Tequilla) and asks for their strongest one. The bartender then tells Diego it'll be $50 dollars for a shot. Diego decides to change it to the weakest drink which costed him $5 dollars instead for a Rohuazu. Diego doesn't trust it and asks for a drink that's in-between the two. The bartender tells him it will be $12 dollars for a Amarillo Verde. Diego agrees to it and tells the bartender as a reminder to give him that drink tomorrow as well. But the next day, when Diego asks for his usual, the bartender is a different person. Diego ends the video with him saying "shit".

## Characters

* Diego
* Bartender (Unnamed Blonde Hair Man)
* Bartender (Unnamed African American Man)

## Trivia

* This is the 81st episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The puppet used for the 2nd bartender is the same puppet used for the Carl Brothers.
* This is the shortest episode in the Bar Talk series.
Doctor Visit (Ep. 2)

"**Doctor Visit**" is the 73rd episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Plot

The video starts off with Dr. Greenburg welcoming Diego and ask what brought him in today. Diego claims his uber brought him here today. But Dr. Greenburg asks why he is here, to which Diego tells him he has been having a lot of headaches lately and doesn't know why. The doctor asks him to describe the times he got a headache, and Diego tells him how he got a headache earlier that day when Benita asked him to help fold the laundry, but felt fine when he woke up and had a shot of "coffee". The day before that, same morning routine but he decided to watch some soccer, but the batteries were dead, so he went to CVS to get some for the remote but he had to go back since it was the wrong kind and the game was over when he got back and watched The Bachelorette. He got the headache when his wife asked him what he did all day. Finally, the day before that he explains that he went to get more "coffee" since they were out and then got a haircut. But since he forgot his wallet, he asked to pay the barber through Venmo and then asked to pay it next time. (Since they didn't have it). And he ran away without paying when the barber wasn't convinced he will come back and pay. He got the headache when Benita requested for him to join her on a date. Dr. Greenburg then asked if he is okay and Diego says he's fine until Benita calls him to buy some toilet paper. After getting another headache, Dr. Greenburg tells him its obvious that his wife is the cause despite Diego saying he loves her. He explains to Diego how sometimes people they love can still give him headaches and tells him to just take Advil. Before Diego leaves he asks the Dr. Greenburg who does he see when he is in pain despite being a doctor, he tells him he sees his own doctor. Then Dr. Greenburg's co-worker tells him that his wife is calling and he gains a headache as well. Now realizing how Diego feels, they agree to go get some "coffee".

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (voice only)
* Dr. Greenburg
* Martha (voice only)

## Trivia

* This is the 73rd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The Doctor's name is revealed to be Dr. Greenburg.
* **Running Gag:** Diego referring Tequila or alcohol as Coffee.
* **Continuity Error:** Despite Diego claiming he never met his father and was trying to search for him in Diego Goes to Mexico, he says he talked to him and his mother on the phone.
	+ Unless Diego's father still kept in touch via. Cellphone or at some point he or someone in his family "found" him.
* **Goof:** Diego said in the previous Doctor Visit episode that he already takes Advil and knows the cause of his headaches are from Benita, but in here, he doesn't how its caused.
	+ It's possible this episode comes first in continuity or Diego simply forgot.
Date Night

"**Date Night**" is the 53rd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts off with Diego and Benita at a fancy restaurant. Benita is pleased that Diego decided to treat her with something nice for a change. The waiter then comes by and gives them their bill. Diego however, is unhappy that he and Benita has to pay $500 for their meal. And claims he can buy a lot of tequilla with that amount. Benita tells him it's a fancy restaurant and asks Diego if she is worth $500. Diego claims she isn't, but quickly changes his answer and explains to her that need to do something about the bill. Diego wants Benita to do a #MeToo move, in order to prevent themselves from paying the bill. But Benita is outraged that he would suggest this and claims its a serious movement and would rather have him pay the bill. However, Diego is able to convince Benita by telling her that the mortgage went up and that he lost his job. Diego explains to Benita that he will purposely trip the waiter, he will fall in her direction, then Benita will accuse him of inappropriate touching, and Diego will film it. The waiter then comes back and Diego makes him trip, but he didn't touch Benita when he fell over. The bus boy then comes over and Diego is able to successfully trip him over and touch Benita. And while Benita quickly shouts #MeToo, Diego was unable to film the "incident" and the plan foiled. So Diego tried again for the third time with a different waiter, and this time it worked. The waiter apologizes for "touching" Benita and agrees to Diego's demands to pay the bill for them. But Benita demands MORE than just that, she wants the manager to come over to their table. Diego is surprised to see his wife getting a bit carried away with the plan. But before Diego can criticize her behavior, the manager pops out of nowhere, startling Diego, and accidentally touches her. The manager gets angry at him for touching her and the waiters were also angry at Diego's behavior as well. Diego quickly yells at them to stop and asks Benita for his help...only for her to betray him and claims she never seen him in her entire life. Then the video ends.

## Characters

* **Diego**
* **Benita**
* **Waiter (Unnamed Blonde Hair Man)**
* **Bus Boy**
* **Third Waiter (Twon)**
* **Manager**

## Trivia

* This is the 52nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The puppet used for the bus boy is the same puppet for Marido Rico (Maria's husband) but it's unknown whether this is him.
Kyle

**Kyle** is a one-time character on Awkward Puppets. He was seen in the video: Worst Uber Experience.

## Biography

**Kyle** works as an Uber driver who is also in a band.

## Personality

**Kyle** seems to be a friendly guy who likes to show his Uber customers his band and music. He tries to be nice to most of his customers.

## Appearance

Kyle seems to have brown hair, a white T-shirt, a white and red plaid shirt, blue jeans and brown shoes. Kyle sometimes is wearing sunglasses.

## Relationships

### **Twon:**

He shows Twon his band and music, but Twon isn't very interested in anything Kyle has to say.

## Quotes

* "Lost my dog, then I found myself, still can't find myself."
* "Hey Twon, You wanna sing along with me?"
* "Yo dude! You wanna listen to my band?"

## Trivia

* Kyle appears in the episode: Worst Uber Experience.
Meet Twon

**Meet Twon** is the 19th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Twon** introduces himself to the audience.

## Plot

The video starts with **Twon** talking to his friend. He then pulls Sam over because of personal enjoyment. Twon antagonises him and Sam gives Twon cash to bribe him away and drives of.

## Characters

* Twon
* Sam

## Trivia

* This is the 19th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Drive-Through

**"Drive-Through"** is the 70th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego pulling up at a drive-through, but no one answers until he says hello in Spanish. The worker welcomes him to Burger Town and comments on how its cool to meet someone who is Hispanic. (Despite Diego not saying anything about his race). He asks Diego for his order and he asks for a double cheeseburger with fries and a coke. But the worker got it down as: one Taco, Guacamole, and Coconut Water. Diego is confused and tells him he never said that, but the worker denies ever saying it. When Diego wanted to add some chicken nuggets, the worker placed it down as "chicken fajitas". Diego starts to get weirded out and is confused how the worker is placing his order wrong. But the worker denies it again and explains what a drive-through is to him. Eventually, Diego starts to believe the worker is being racist towards him unless if the worker has a terrible hearing problem seeing on how his order is replaced with a Mexican/Spanish equivalent. The worker tells him that he is just doing his job and tells him to calm down. But when Diego tells him he needs to get going, the drive-through worker asks if he is attempting to get a green card. But quickly changes it to ask Diego for his payment method. When Diego tells him cash, the worker tells him the amount in pesos, not dollars. After a few more disparaging comments towards Diego, he cancels his order and goes to another place. But the worker at Burger City is no different than the one at Burger Town.

## Characters

* Diego
* Burger City Drive Through Worker (voice only)
* Burger Town Drive Through Worker (voice only)

## Trivia

* This is the 70th episode of Awkward Puppets.
The Translator

"**The Translator**" is the 60th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with an interrogator (Sam) asking Maria for her name, Maria says her full name is "Maria Maria Maria". After handing her ID to prove it, the interrogator asks her what happened. She explains that someone drunk a lot of tequila at the bar she works at, and didn't pay for it. However, she says everything in Spanish so the interrogator unfortunately doesn't understand her. So he calls for help, the translator arrives revealing it to be Diego. However, Maria claims that Diego is the criminal and tries to tell the interrogator. But because of the language barrier, the interrogator doesn't understand her and Diego dismisses it as her wanting tequila. Diego tries to convince Maria to not rat her out, but Maria refuses to do so. Even when Diego was asked to have Maria describe the criminal, she continued to rat him out. But Diego tells the interrogator some false information about the guy. Eventually, he was able to convince Maria to let him off the hook by allowing him to cover her shift for the remainder of the week. The interrogator then asks Diego to relay some more questions about the situation. But Diego instead asks Maria what is she doing for tonight instead. (To which Maria claims she's watching Season 6 of Game of Thrones). Since Diego told the interrogator that there isn't anything else to help out with the investigation, Maria is now free to leave. But when she asks Diego how did he get the job as a translator...Diego decides to backstab her and lies to the interrogator that she is the real criminal. The interrogator is shocked and asks if that's true. After a false yes, Maria was about to be placed under arrest...until someone comes by. Another man comes in claiming he's the translator and this confuses everyone and questions Diego who is he. Diego then responds after several seconds of silence and says: "...No hablo inglés. (...I don't speak English.)**"** Then the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* The Interrogator (Sam)
* Maria
* The Translator (Unnamed Blonde hair man)

## Trivia

* This is the 60th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The real translator coincidently looks exactly like the "criminal" that Diego describes to the interrogator.
* Maria's picture on her ID was photoshopped to make it look like she's smiling.
* **Goof:** Sam could have taken a hint that Diego and Maria were talking about something else. Since they said Game of Thrones in English.
Diego's Trip To Vegas

**Diego's Trip To Vegas** is the 18th episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Plot

Diego decides to go to Vegas so he travels there without his wife. in Vegas he gives the tour of the hotel room and decides to gamble with all his life savings. Back at the hotel, he gets a letter from the hotel and gets a heart attack (not literal) after discovering his charges are $4900.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 18th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Couples Therapy

"**Couples Therapy**" is the 11th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego and Benita go to couples therapy to help solve their issues.

## Plot

The video first starts off with Benita explaining all the problems she has with Diego as he is constantly playing soccer, hanging out with other girls, and not even texting her. Diego denies it and insults her by saying its counseling, not "crazy latina women who can't really cook counseling". Diego also bickers how Benita is always checking his messages, and posts on social media, this is because he texts to other girls. (Though he claims its to make sure his phone is working). That's when Benita points out that she can tell when Diego is lying, everytime he lies he will twitch and tilt his head to the side. To prove this, she asks him if he likes her empanadas. And Diego did his tick when he claims he does. The same went for when asks if he likes Benita's mother. The final question Benita asks Diego is if he loves her, he claims he does...and he didn't twitch. Benita is convinced and is happy that its one honest/nice thing he's said or done but as she starts explaining other things Diego does that's bad, Diego twitches rapidly when she isn't looking and the episode ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (debut)

## Trivia

* This is the 11th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first Couples therapy episode.
* This is the first appearance of Benita.
* Its revealed that Diego has a tick in which he will twitch and tilt his head to the side if he lies.
Diego Goes Clubbing

"**Diego Goes Clubbing**" is the 72nd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** goes to a club, but will he get in?

## Plot

The video starts off with a Diego arriving at a club and asking the bouncer to let him in, the bouncer asks him if he is on the guest list. Diego claims he is, but when the bouncer asks for his name, Diego gives him a bunch of celebrities' names before finally giving him his real name after the bouncer told him to stop joking around. The bouncer can't seem to find his name but Diego tells him that he knows the owner. The bouncer asks if he does know, he needs to call the owner to verify. And with a bit of mind tricks, Diego was able to get the bouncer to say the owner's name (Tommy) by accident. Diego tells a story about how the two go way back when he and Tommy did this thing together. The bouncer wasn't buying it at first, but Diego insists on him calling him. The bouncer hesitantly does so and sure enough, Tommy knows who Diego was. And while Diego got confirmation that he knows the club owner, he needs to pay $100 to get in...unless he is on the VIP list. Diego claims he is on the VIP list, and knows the VIP promoter. Diego tells another story on how he and the VIP promoter (Sandra) go way back and did this thing together. The bouncer calls her and sure enough, she also knows Diego. With all that, Diego can now enter the bar, free of charge...but with the amount of time he tried to convince the bouncer to get in, the club is now closed! Diego is unhappy about this, but he ends up telling the bouncer that he knows the guy who makes the laws. There is a few seconds of silence until Diego tells him he'll wait. And the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Bouncer
* Tommy (voice only)
* Sandra (voice only)

## Trivia

* This is the 72nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The puppets used for the Carl Brothers is used for the Bouncer.
Diego Vlog

"**Diego Vlog #1**" is the 16th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The vlog starts off with Diego introducing himself to the viewers. He explains that he found out that he can make money by vlogging, he's also hoping to gain a lot of viewership, and thinks he is good because you don't need that much talent to pull this off. He tells the viewers he will just film a bunch of random stuff for the vlog. He starts off by filming his bathroom and the toilet, and him trying to say hi to a friend named Juan. But to no response...because it's not him. He then films his TV, piano, and a banana before going out to Starbucks to get some coffee. He calls a Uber and comments that the guy may be dangerous. He then films himself trying to say hi to the uber driver, but he doesn't respond. Diego finally arrives at Starbucks and buys some coffee, and even shows the cup with his name on it. He then films himself in the city, but stops after he hears somebody scream in the background. Diego then goes shopping at the liquor store and finally arrives home. He then shows a picture of him back in middle school and high school, and finally ends the vlog with him showing a picture of him at Starbucks. He signs off and hopes that he will get a lot of attention in the future.

## Characters

* Diego
* Juan (mentioned)
* Benita (voice only)

## Trivia

* This is the 16th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* In this episode, Diego claims he went to middle school and high school. But in future episodes, he claims he never went to either one.
The Diego Show

**The Diego Show** is a series where Diego interviews celebrities.

## Episodes

1. Funny Justin Bieber Interview
2. What is a Side Chick? King Bach explains
3. KASKADE IS THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD
4. Funniest Mike Tyson Interview Ever
5. Best Floyd Mayweather Interview
6. Hailee Steinfeld Won't Let Me Go

## Trivia

* The first episode of The Diego Show, is also the first episode of Awkward Puppets.
Date Night 2

**Date Night 2** is the 57th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## **Synopsis**

**Diego** and **Benita** go to a restaurant again.

## **Plot**

The video starts with the waiter asking Diego and Benita for their orders. Diego then orders himself a shot of Tequila and Benita a glass of water, Benita then says she wants a real drink, Diego then brings up that the water is free and healthy, despite him having a Tequila. Benita tries to order the detox retox, but Diego quickly points out that the drink costs $10 and acts like its very expensive. After the waiter takes down their drinks, Diego then asks Benita what she wants for dinner. She claims that she wants to try the carrot ginger soup, house salad, and finally the branzino. But Diego constantly mentions the price everytime she says her order, causing Benita to get annoyed with him more. He mentions that her meal is $70 and that he can do something better with that money, to which Benita replies sarcastically that he can donate it to the tequilla foundation. Benita berates Diego for constantly doing this when they go out for dinner, and that she should have the freedom to order what she wants since Diego spends a lot on watching soccer. Though Diego defends himself saying he's caring about the finances. The waiter then comes back with the drinks, and recommends some dishes to the two of them. He offers a tomahawk steak with truffle butter sauce, a live king crab, and some truffle spaghetti. But Diego had to questioned the prices. He finds out the steak is being sold by market price, the crab being sold by the pound, and for the spaghetti he claims the waiter is being racist since the price depends on whether he wants black or white truffle. Diego believes this is all a big scam and complains about it. This causes Benita to run out of patience, and orders a glass of water as they decide. Diego is satisfied that she finally sees his ways and the video ends with the king crab telling Benita to divorce Diego, ASAP.

## **Characters**

* Diego
* Benita
* Waiter (Twon)
* King Crab

## **Trivia**

* This is the 57th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is a sequel to the episode: Date Night.
* This is one of the rare occasions in which the swearing was censored in the videos.
Gobi

## Appearance

Especially red scales for a SandWing, paler markings down his neck. No jewellery at all, but an almost invisible mane due to chains and stress. Fluttery brown pupils. Template:Dragon OC Template

## Appearances in Roleplays

Gobi first appeared in a role play with a fellow SandWing, Fennec. They discussed how to break out, Gobi being very enthusiastic whilst Fennec tried not to bring his hopes and dreams crashing down. Gobi eventually started talking about how he missed his mother, before falling asleep and asking Fennec to hold his talon through the bars since he was lonely.

Gobi later appeared in another role play with Ember the HiveWing, who had come to bust him out. They made it through the palace, Gobi bringing along his pet rock “Rocky” and one of Fennec’s scales, since she had gone missing a few days before. Gobi and Ember managed to get to the forest before being spotted by the NightWing guards and Fearbringer. They hid under a log, before Ember decided to turn herself in. This RP is still in progress.
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DJ Khaled ft. Drake - For Free (Diego Remix)

**DJ Khaled ft. Drake - For Free (Diego Remix)** is the 45th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego makes a remix of DJ Khaled's For Free.

## Lyrics

Another one.
Not the best music.
I go on and on.
To be honest, I don’t really last that long.
What do you think I got super powers?
Only last 223 seconds.
Cause I don’t have a pee pee
Why do black people love hennessy?
Like your boy from cabo said,
Can I borrow 5 dollars please?
Got pussy, yeah, I went to Santa Fe for it.
Got pussy, yeah, I wish I didn’t pay for it.
Got pussy, that took me a long way from home and she didn’t even shave for it.
You got attitude like salsa.
And I think you need some agua.
And your stomach’s looking fat, fat.
And, uh is that your face or ass crack.
Oh no.
I need some love right now.
Last year I was broke.
I think I’m broke right now.
I don’t want to hear about your life.
I’ve never met another bitch that talks more than my wife.
Might as well just touch myself.
Is it just me?
Is it just me?
Or is my sex so bad that I will never get to fuck for me.
Is my sex so bad, that I will never get to fuck for free.
I said, Is my sex so bad that I will never never get to fuck for free.
I even paid to watch these other people on tv.
I fell asleep I even had to pay to fuck in my dreams
Is there some kind of Mexican discount for me.
Shit bro.
My wife’s always double checking on me.
She’s always putting pressure on me.
She won’t let me make my own mind up.
Damn I should have never really signed up
Sometimes I think about breaking up
But this free pussy can’t give it up.
Like Jose Cuervo in a paper cup
Wait until my wife’s asleep, then I’ll DM a slut.
I wouldn’t, but my wife doesn’t do enough.
She doesn’t really like all that nasty stuff.
Got a problem that will really make her upset.
I pay for pussy that I haven’t even fucked yet.
Another one. They don’t want you to pay for sex
But I’m going to pay for sex no matter what
One time for Mexicans.
One time for tequila.
One time for alcoholics.
One time for my parents, who abandoned me. One time for wife,
Nah, I take that back, fuck my wife.
Ok, c’mon, is this song over?
Not the best music.

## Trivia

* This is the 44th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This song is a cover of a real song: For Free.
* This currently the only video by Awkward Puppets that is age-restricted.
Car Talk ft El Chapo (Ep. 4)

"**Car Talk ft El Chapo (Ep. 4)**" is the 35th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego and Sam are back at it again with racist comments and arguing while trying to decide a movie they can watch.

## Plot

The video starts with Sam asking Diego what movie they should go see. Diego doesn't know, so Sam suggests that they should see Captain America since it's really popular. Diego makes a racist comment stating that the film is just a white guy saving other white guys from a bad guy who's white. Sam gets annoyed and "apologizes" for there not being a Captain Mexico and questions what he would do in a movie since Diego would want to see a movie like that. The two continue to make fun of each other with Diego claiming all the white dudes look like Tom Cruise, and Sam claiming Mexicans look like El Chapo. They pull a picture on their phones to compare, and they agree they look alike. But Diego claims his friend Juanpa doesn't look like El Chapo, and they agree after he comes over for a visit. Then the two start making racist jokes towards each other with Sam asking a Mexican's favorite sport, and joking about a cop driving two Mexicans in a car. Diego then questions Sam if he thinks America is number 1, when Trump is going to be president. Sam claims its not true, and the two then ask what its like doing stuff that a typical White and Mexican person would do. Then Sam asks if he has seen finding Nemo, and Diego claims he has but the Mexican version, but claims that white people putting their parents in nursing homes is worse than that movie he watched. Sam then claims that Americans at least know who their kids are. Then the two call each other racist and stupid. Eventually, it escalated to Sam and Diego slapping and headbutting each other till Sam's eyebrow comes off. They agree to stop fighting, and Sam admits that its the same stuff they've been doing in the past. They agree to go see Captain America, but when Diego asks if Tom Cruise is in it, Sam slaps him again. Then the video ends with the end card saying to free El Chapo.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sam
* El Chapo (pictured)
* Tom Cruise (pictured)
* Juanpa (cameo)

## Trivia

* This is the 35th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* Juanpa makes a cameo in this video.
* Sam breaks the fourth wall by mentioning this is the fourth car talk episode.
* This is so far the latest Car Talk episode.
Drawing Therapy

**"Drawing Therapy"** is the 55th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego**, **Sam**, **Sarah** and **The Carls** go to Drawing Therapy.

## Plot

The video starts with the Therapist welcoming everyone back to Puppet Therapy. She explains to the others that they were assigned to draw something that best describes how they are feeling emotionally. She asks for volunteers, but when no one said anything other than Diego not wanting to go first. The therapist selects Diego to go first. Diego's drawing is a "cactus", he drew it because in his home country, they have a lot of them. (Even though he drew a penis instead). However, Sarah interrupted him and told Diego he isn't saying the word correctly and said its "cacti" not cactuses. Diego tells her he doesn't really care, and Sam backs him up. This causes Sarah and Sam to have a small fight, and the therapist told them to stop and asks Diego to continue. Eventually, she asks Diego if his sex life causes him stress because he didn't draw a cactus. But Diego claims it is a cactus and sometimes his sex life does cause him stress. Sam goes next and shows to the others that he didn't draw anything on the paper. The therapist points out that its blank, to which Sam claims that's the point of the paper. He feels empty inside, and he doesn't really wanna talk about it. This made the others feel somewhat uncomfortable, and then Sarah decides to go next. She explains how much of a loving person she is and claims they should all get along no matter who you are. But she contradicts her statement when she tells Diego to shut up while calling him Jose when he tried to speak. She then shows a series of drawings of her and her ex-boyfriend together until he breaks her heart for liking a picture of a girl on Instagram. And afterwards, he mysteriously disappeared and no has seen him ever since. Though she claims its hypothetical and not real, Diego claims that someone should call the police after he noticed she drew a drawing of rat poison. And the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sam
* Sarah
* Carl and Carl (Silent)
* Therapist

## Trivia

* This is the 54th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the 2nd time in which Sarah talks about her ex-boyfriend cheating on her.
	+ It is also mentioned that she kill him by poisoning him with rat poison.
* The Carl Brothers are the only ones to not show their drawings.
Music with Diego episode 4

**"Music with Diego (Ep. 4)"** is the 25th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego performs a couple of songs he made in Episode 4 of **"Music With Diego"**.

## Plot

### Songs:

#### Alcohol

Alcohol, it makes everything better. I said alcohol, it’s even good during bad weather. I said alcohol, it makes white people act crazy. Alcohol, it makes Mexicans act lazy. Alcohol, you can use it for your cooking. I said alcohol, It makes ugly girls good-looking. I said alcohol, if you drink a lot, it makes you shiver. Alcohol, It's really bad for your liver. Alcohol, It ruins a lot of families, relationships, causes accidents and kills a lot of people every year, but it's delicious.

#### I Took a pill in Ibiza

I took a pill in Ibiza... and I’m never going back to Ibiza.

#### Kale chips

if you’re trying to get lean and you’re craving something green, eat kale chips.

## Trivia

* This is the 25th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the fourth episode of Music with Diego.
Burger Town

Burger Town is a fictional restaurant in Awkward Puppets. It has made 2 appearances, in Drive Through and in Drive Through (Ep. 2). Its employees are known to be racist towards customers, assuming what they will order based on their race. For example, when Diego asked for a double cheeseburger with fries and a Coke, the employee said "That's 1 taco with guacamole and coconut water". They also have a nearby competitor called Burger City, with equally racist employees. It's only known employees are an unknown worker (voice only) in Episode 1, and Twon in Episode 2. It's customers are Diego and Monique.
Sam Gets Kidnapped

**Sam Gets Kidnapped** is the 22nd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with Sam driving while listening to a song before Sam hits a car by accident. The man in the car comes over and tells Sam that he just hit his car. Sam apologises, but the man does not forgive him. The man then asks Sam: "Do you know who the fuck I am?" To which Sam responds with: "An angry Italian guy?". "Do you know who my father is?" Sam tells him he does not. The man responds that he also doesn't know who his father is and that he has never met him. The man then tells Sam he's right and that he is very angry. The man then walks to his car, and grabs a bat from the trunk, and asks Sam: "Give me one reason why I shouldn't crack your fucking skull.". Sam asks the man to calm down and that he does not have a skull for he is a puppet made in China. The man starts suspecting Sam is working with the Chinese mafia. Sam says no, but the man does not believe him, and then kidnaps him. Sam wakes up to see the man in front of him going out the room to interrogate Sam, thinking he's in the Chinese mafia. While the man is out of the room, Sam asks Siri to facetime Diego to ask him for help. Sam tells Diego he's tied up in some lunatic's house. Diego questions what he means by that while Sam asks him to come save him. Diego says that he's watching a soccer game and is busy, Sam, in disbelief asks him if he's serious and that he's about to die. The man comes back in with a bat and sees Sam is calling Diego and asks Sam who Diego is. Diego replies with: "Hola, I'm Diego.". Sam replies that he used Siri. The man asks Sam who Siri is. Sam tells him that it's a female robot on the iPhone that can do voice commands. The man then asks Sam how to activate Siri. Sam is then teaching the man how to use Siri. The video ends with Sam telling the audience that he now has a job as tech support for the Italian mafia.

## Characters

* Sam
* Unnamed Italian Man
* Diego

## Trivia

* This is the 22nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The music at the beginning is a-ha's Take On Me.
* The Italian man is played by Jeff Wittek.
Hawkeye Sight

+2.0x CritX; however, -50% weapon DMG when not triggering a Crit Hit. Weapons with a Scope gain 2x zoom.

Enhanced ( 100?): +2x CritX for all weapons. Weapons with a scope gain 2x zoom.

### Unlock

Unlocked by default.

Hawkeye Sight is an Occult Scroll.

It adds an additional +2.0 CritX to all weapons, increasing the damage of critical hits. Additionally weapons with a scope have greater magnification.

However not landing a critical hit with a weapon will deal -50% damage instead. This damage reduction is multiplicative, resulting in only half of the weapons normal damage being dealt.

The bonus is the same for all weapons, but low CritX weapons may benefit more. A weapon with a CritX of 2.0 will be increased to 4.0, doubling its critical damage. However a weapon with a CritX of 4.0 will be increased to 6.0, only adding +50% critical damage.

If both weapons have the ✦ *CritX share*(full text) inscription, both weapons receive +4.0 CritX instead.

**Enhanced**: Removes the -50% weapon damage penalty when not landing a critical hit.

## Synergies

### Positive

* Lei Luo has  Surging Crit which reduces chance to deal non-crits with  Snipers, though the CritX is lower in this case.
* Inscriptions that allow automatic critical hits, mostly found with  Snipers.
* Wait For Good guarantees a critical hit every 10 seconds.
* Skill Booster increases damage for the next Secondary Skill by +4% for every critical hit.
* Glazed Sight increases CritX by +1.5x, or +0.5x after taking Health damage 50 times.
* Deadly Counter guarantees critical hits for 3 seconds after taking damage.
* Penetration Bullet deals 50% damage directly to Health when landing a critical hit.
* Merciless Strike increases Lucky Shot Chance by +50% when landing a critical hit.

### Reduced Positive

* Brutal Gloves suffers decreased damage for non-crit hits. Skill damage is unaffected.

### Negative

* Weapons that cannot critically hit naturally, such as most  Launchers and  Melee Weapons, will always receive -50% damage unless forced to crit by other means.
* Cateye Sight decreases CritX by 1.0, reducing the damage of critical hits.