A Conspiracy to Conquer!

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This article is cringy. I think it gave me cancer.

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> "What kind of a name is 'X'?" -Serena
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> "The world now belongs to Madame X, along with Pikachu and the poor taxpayers who can't return toasters" -Clemont
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### Episode

19

**A Conspiracy to Conquer** is the most Elmo-related episode of Pokemon X and Y to exist. There are multiple parts that feature Elmo Hypnosis and as usual, Team Rocket is portrayed as stupid. Pokemon the Series: XY is the 18th season of the Pokemon "anime" and this episode is the 19th episode. I don't own Pokemon.

## Plot

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In some dank MLG cave, Jessie, James, and Meowth are eating Doritos and drinking Mtn. Dew while ~~coming up with plans to catch Pikachu~~ browsing dank memes. They hear a stupid laugh, and they see some idiot with an ugly purpleish squid named Malamar. The stupid squid flashes a dumb light from its... chest, and zee opening theme starts playing. After you're done singing along, it cuts to Ash Ketchup and his oblivious friends. Dank Meme Lord Shipping Lady Serena comments on how to get to zee next gym, they have to go "through the forest, and then to a gas station, then to these other places, which will take about 32 episodes... but it's all for the plot, right, Ash?" Ash says, "Derp, derpity derp what's that Clerment?" Clemont says "It's a radio observatory you stupid idiot. It takes radio waves from space and (sciencey stuff)." Meowth stumbles out of the weed bushes, and says "Hey you lugs, HELP ME I'M FREAKING DYING!!!" Meowth gains conscience and screams about there being Twerps. Clemont accidentally gives him liquor to drink, and he says, "Dat hit da spot." He tells a true story. Team MLG Dank Memes looked at zee light but quickly snapped out of their Elmo Hypnosis. Malamar uses Elmo Hypnosis on Jessie and James and their Pokey Mawns, Pumpkaboo and Inkay again. Team MLG's eyes become soulless and blank, except for Meowth, who scratches his face. He runs away. "So I ran and ran as fast as I could. They couldn't catch me, I'm da Gingerbread man!" Bonnie says, "Blah blah! You're just trying to trick us again so you can 360 no-scope Pikachu!" Then they hear airhorn noises and groaning. Zombie Jessie and zombie James were acting like they wanted to 360 no-scope Pikachu again, like usual. Then Madame XXX appears. Serena finally regains her intelligence lost by being on TV and says, "What kind of a name is 'X'?" Pikachu reveals he forgot to return Ash's toaster. Meowth says, "Scram while the scrammin's good!" Madame X says, "Hahahahahahaha! Zee scrammin is not good!" Malamar! OBLEYEBO Elmo Hypnosis!" Malamar uses Sample Text and Elmo Hypnosis. No one turns non- dank, but Madame X grabs zee Pikachu and flies off with Malamar's evil mind powers of telekenesisness. At zee dank forest, Clemont accurately predicted that this event would happen. ("I thought we would encounter a situation PRECISELY like this one!") He built a robot that resembles Pikachu. Ash calls it a "Pikabot", but Clemont named it the "Automatic Pikachu Retrieval Device" (APRD). It picks up Pikachu's unique energy pattern and tracks it. Meanwhile, MLGmar uses Elmo Hypnosis on Pikachu, making it not dank and MLG pr0. Dankachu's last words are "Pika...Pika... (get... rekt...f\*ggot...)" Its eyes turned soulless and blank and not MLG and not dank, and Pikachu fell under Elmo Hypnosis. Madame X shouted, "CUM, DANKACHU!!!" Dankachu said, "Naw, b\*tch!" Ash, Serena, Bonnie, and Clerment Nye entered the McDonald's Observatory. JamezzzMLGFagget points out dem Pokey mans "Chespin, Fennekin, and Froakie" and tells Madame Rosalina X "They be too dank". Ash gets the stupid idea to split up, and his FRENDZ agree because they know Ash will REK THERE AZZES if they disagree. Clerment and Bernie Belt Sander encounter Merlemer. And OMLEYEBO OBEYELMO! Clerment and Bonnie turn into Lemon and Onni and they're lemons now. Meanwhile... Ass and Serena and Meowth (that's righ- WOBBUFFETTTTTT!!!) enter some planet display room. Lemon and Onni find them and say "u die now fags" Merlermer appears and uses Elmo Hypnosis. Lemon and Onni pose no apparent danger, but SOMEHOW our less-than-smart heroes can't just knock 'em down and run. Serena acts like a lil BIATCH about her face being scratched to avoid Elmo Hypnosis, and turns into Derpina. She attemts to molest Ash (i think. Hard to tell.) Ash and Meowth escape. After a long exposition, they find MADEM XXX and aluminum foil her plans because of a convenienly placed plot device. De Pikabot comes in and f\*\*\*s Merlermer up and frees everyone from Elmo Hypnosis. Zee end. JUST KIDDEN. Apparently, Malamar has a secret lab with a weapon to alter the world (Malamar is a terrorist), and now hes gotta destroy it. Zee end.

## Trivia

* No one died.
* Lemon, Onni. and Derpina turned back to normal.

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* Aluminum Foil