Burrito Bill

**Burrito Bill** is a character who appears in the Carl episode, The Christmas Captive. Burrito Bill is apart of the Kramps and is arrested after being inked by Blooper.

## Appearance

Burrito Bill is a koopa with yellow skin, black eyes, blue hair, blue bandana, a white chain with the letter “K” meaning The Kramps, blue shell and blue shoes.

## History

### The Christmas Captive

Boo ends up spying on the kramps base, thinking that it is the Gutts base. Boo tells them that they are not in. Gooper's Gang and Carl's friends arrive in the base. Blooper says Roxanne and Carl tells him that she might be locked in a room. He tells Dry Bones and Boo to check in the basement and Liam and Jim to check upstairs. Liam asks why he has to be with Jim Flaig and Dry Bones says they are not taking him. Jim says he will be on his phone and be quiet. Blooper says to just go. Carl says that she is not in there and Gooper knocks something down out of rage. Carl tells Gooper to stop and Gooper tells him that they kicked him out for something that wasn't his fault. Carl asks if Gooper can control himself for five minutes. Gooper says to tell it to Marvin the Plant. Marvin is eating the tv. Goopers asks Carl why he cares anyway and if he saying that he doesn't hate these guys for what they did to Roxanne. Carl says I do but he doesn't want to lose his life over a wet rug. Gooper says fair point. The Gutts have done worse for less. this one dude threw up on Bodak's car and Bodak made him drink the windshield water. Carl says that it is nasty. Gooper agrees and asks if any of those guys found her yet. Blooper tells them that the mug they found in the kitchen is blue. Gooper says that Blooper knows his colors. Carl says that the Gutts hate the color blue. Boo finds a blue hat. Carl says no. Feefa and the Kramps find them.

Feefa asks them to explain what they are doing here. Gooper asks what is going on. Big Zeke tells Feefa that he found Dry Bones, Jim Flaig and Liam. Carl says that Boo picked the wrong house. Boo says that it was an abandoned house on Agari Avenue. Liam says Amanita Avenue. Boo says they picked the wrong house. Feefa asks what is going on. Carl says sorry and asks for Feefa's name. Gooper tells him his name is Feefa, leader of the kramps. Gooper says he heard about Feefa that he hotwired a bus full of school children after the teacher didn't pay him back. Feefa says that it was funny. Burrito Bill says he should have heard him screaming. Feefa asks what they think they are about breaking into the kramps' home. Big Zeke says on christmas no less. Blooper asks why they call themselves the kramps. Big Zeke says it is because they crample people. Feefa says shut up to Big Zeke and asks which one wants to die first. Carl tells them it was a big misunderstanding and they thought that the kramps had Roxanne. Feefa asked what they want with Gooper's girlfriend. Dry Bones says that they got the wrong house. Carl says that they thought the kramps were the Gutts. Feefa says the Gutts. Gooper says that they have his girlfriend. Dry Bones asked Feefa if he knows Bodak. Feefa tells Dry Bones that Bodak and him are brothers. Carl is surprised. Liam says that they are twin brothers. Feefa says that Liam is right. Their dad was head of the biggest crime synidicate in the 70s. Dude was a legend. Feefa says it didn't last long though shot down at the height of his fame. Gooper says that he was betrayed by his own boys. Feefa says that the gang broke down after his death. Bodak wanted more power so they split to form their own grounds. The Kramps and the Gutts. Boo asks if he can join. Feefa says no because it is an exclusive club. Burrito Bill says that they have to been pulled over at least three times before they let them in the Kramps. Gooper asks what are they going to do with them. Dry Bones tells them to not send him to Sherbet Land because his cousin always bullies him. Feefa says that they are not going too. Big Zeke says that Dry Bones cries like a damn girl. Burrito Bill asks if they should let them go. Feefa says sure because they are useless to the Kramps. Carl says lets go. Feefa tells them to go. Big Zeke says that they are on the way to find the Gutts. Feefa says wait a minute.

The Kramps drive their car over to the Gutts' base. Burrito Bill was apart of the break in into the house. Burrito Bill would think that Roxanne was apart of the Gutts and would try to kill her. Blooper would ink Burrito Bill. Burrito Bill would arrested by the Koopatrol (alongside rival gang member Lil Jimmy, who had been attacked by Marvin as he was about to kill Carl.)