YouTube Poop - The TV Characters and the Journey to Hell/Transcript

## Transcript

* Patrick: Nobody calls me Tubby.
* Perfect Peter: Ah. Good morning, spaghetti. And good morning to you, too, Pingas.
* Slugsy: You got Cranky Doodle Donkey, Primrose.
* Primrose: Nopony calls me Doodle.
* Reg: Shut the hell up.
* Mr. Rude: Ask me if I care.
* Pinkie Pie: I totally promise. It'll be totally fun.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you fun. (laughing and farting)
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Rarity: What do you say, Miss Pie, if that's your real name?
* Pinkie Pie: They're not the same. It's getting all bent up. Bent up. (crying)
* Noddy: Why are you competing me? She did did did did did.
* Mr. Plod: That's enough did. (pooping) Look what you made me do. You made me poo.
* Charlie Sonner: Did you break my rocket?
* Mr. Plod: What?
* Sir Handel: Whatever next? Those aren't coaches, they're cattle trucks.
* (song starts)
* The Queen Band: Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle.
* (song ends)
* Percy: Eek.
* Manager: You have caused confusion and delay. I'll have to report this to The Fat Controller.
* The Fat Controller: I'm very disappointed you, Percy. You know it's against the rules to be careful.
* Henry: Please sir. It's my fault.
* The Fat Controller: So it was you.
* Donkey: Where do I sleep?
* Shrek: Outside.
* Donkey: Shut up, Shrek. We go inside.
* Shrek: How dare you talk back to me like that.
* Donkey: How dare you accuse me like a criminal without evidence.
* The Fat Controller: Emily, you must take Thomas to get his Pingas fitted at once. You must learn to spaghetti.
* Emily: I'm sorry, sir. I forgot to tell Thomas it was your dinner.
* The Fat Controller: You mean I have two engines that don't spaghetti? Well, I never. Emily, you must take Thomas to get his Pingas fitted at once.
* Spike: Why? Why?
* The Fat Controller: Thomas, this train is late. And why are you pulling it? Where is Edward?
* Thomas: Edward took on the wrong sort of Plod sir.
* The Fat Controller: The wrong sort of Plod? What nonsense Thomas. I'll find out what Edward has to say about this later.
* The Ferocious Beast: Where is my spot?
* The Fat Controller: What is all this fuss and bother? It has caused confusion and delay.
* Thomas: But sir. The parade were rattling.
* Emily: And we heard moaning.
* Thomas: And groaning.
* The Fat Controller: Do you know anything about this?
* Bert: It was us, sir.
* The Fat Controller: For your vault, you go back and collect the Pingas at once.
* Arry and Bert: We're banishing you to hell.
* The Fat Controller: No.
* Arry and Bert: Much better.
* Mr. Grumpy: No. Oh. How could you do this to me? That trout was about to bite.
* Mr. Cranky Doodle: Oh, hello.
* Mr. Grumpy: I'm in no mood for visitors tonight. My television just fizzled out in the middle of a good show.
* Mr. Cranky Doodle: Yes. My projector.
* Mr. Grumpy: Don't you mean, "Fairy Godmother?"
* Mr. Cranky Doodle: Yes.
* Mr. Grumpy: Hmm. I could get used to this scary godmother stuff. How do you like to watch a little trout fishing?
* Bumpy Dog: I dunno. I dunno. I dunno. I dunno. I dunno.
* Diesel 10: Somebody shut that dog up.
* Mr. Plod: Dear me. What's that awful noise?
* The Bin: (bumps into Mr. Plod)
* Mr. Plod: Oh, it's you, Beefy Bert.
* Quincy: You know how I feel about the dark, Mr. Plod.
* Mr. Plod: I am arresting, Beefy Bert.
* Leo: Come on, spooky hell or no spooky hell.
* Brandon Cockburn: The villains are at the dark forest, Pinkie Pie.
* Robbie Rotten: Mmm mmm. Creamy.
* Swiper: You'll never find it now.
* The Villains: (snorting and sleeping)
* June: Those villains are snorting.
* Quincy: We better hurry Leo. Listen.
* Annie: They're snorting.
* Leo: And what's that, Annie.
* Annie: In the Hollow Tree, Leo.
* Fenella: Who's out there?
* Gobbo: We've been found. Come on, guys.
* Leo: Come back here you lot.
* Bumpy Dog: (barking)
* Mr. Plod: Oh dear. Come on, Big Ears and the Little Einsteins. We have to find them in the dark.
* Leo: Come back here you villains.
* The Villains: (laughing)
* The Head: (opens his mouth.)
* The Villains: Whoa.
* Big Ears: Whoa.
* Mr. Plod: Whoa.
* Annie: Whee.
* Leo and June: Whoa.
* Quincy: Wa-hoo.
* The Head: Smart peggy. Twank twank.
* Big Ears: Whoa.
* Mr. Plod: Whoa.
* Annie: Whee.
* Leo and June: Whoa.
* Quincy: Wa-hoo.
* Big Ears, Mr. Plod and the Little Einsteins: Oof.
* Mr. Plod: Are we in hell?
* Big Ears: I feel a bit funny.
* Leo: Good, now let's get out of that dark spooky hell before we can run into a spider and those chickens again.
* June: Where's the villains?
* The Villains: (are at the beach)
* Hank Hill: BWWAAAAA.
* June: What's that noise?
* Leo: Or those bats.
* Big Ears: Who's there?
* The Spiders: (moving with Little Miss Scary's Roar)
* The Bats: (flapping with Mr. Nervous' Scream)
* The Chickens: BWWAAAAA.
* Little Einsteins: (screaming)
* Big Ears and Mr. Plod: Ooh.
* Bats, Spiders and the Chickens: (chasing Big Ears, Mr. Plod and the Little Einsteins)
* Bill: After that paint machine, Corky.
* Corky: I'm right behind you, Bill.
* Big Ears: Whoa.
* Mr. Plod: Whoa.
* Annie: Whee.
* Leo and June: Whoa.
* Quincy: Wa-hoo.
* Big Ears: Well, Mr. Plod. Would you like breakfast? We can have a boiled egg. And Little Einsteins. Would you like breakfast? You can have butter on toast.
* Mr. Plod: Ooh.
* (Explosion sounds)
* Big Ears: Whoa.
* Mr. Plod: Whoa.
* Annie: Whee.
* Leo and June: Whoa.
* Quincy: Wa-hoo.
* Little Einsteins: (screaming)
* Big Ears and Mr. Plod: Ooh.
* Big Ears: Well done, Noddy.
* Leo and Annie: Mission Completion.
* Noddy: (laughing)
* (the end)