Firepiss

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Logan Hunt was a psycho member of Instagram, who participated in the armed takeover of the Hyperborea in 2005. He wore an extremely thick pair of glasses to help see. Unfortunately he never saw himself in a mirror.

In 1997, Logan primarily found himself attracted to those who harbored negative feelings, thus accompanying "Beserker" in his pursuit of vengeance. He would later work as a child soldier for Mossad under the code name **Khorne.exe**, until finally defecting from the organization after allying himself with a young Clone Alex.

## Biography

### Early Life

Logan was born in a small village in Keizer the midst of the Gang Wars. His mother killed herself after giving birth to him due to his ugliness, which made his father resent and hate him. He discovered his firepiss powers and his father's true emotions one day while accidentally reading his mind. Disgusted with his father's inner thoughts, and fearing that he would be killed, Logan vandalized his own school, getting expelled in the process.

He also tried to have a UFC Thunderdome match against Alex after Logan tried to court his madam. Logan never showed up and continued to threaten Alex with kicking his ass until his death. Afterwards, Logan tried to court Adrian with a quaint date in the park. This courtship quickly fell apart when Adrian got physically sick of his appearance and admitted to Logan that he was being Trolled.

### Titanic Myth Incident

#### Hospital Escape

On February 26, 1997, Logan was transported to a Chernobyl research lab from Slovakia via a plane. During this time, he wore a paper bag over his head to help prevent the pilot from killing himself mid-flight. The plane's flight path took it near a hospital containing Morgana and the comatose Adrian, whose hateful subconscious influenced Logan's uncontrollable power, causing the plane to explode and crash. Being the only survivor, Logan was recovered and sent to the lab, which focused on researching paranormal abilities in individuals, and given the codename "Khorne.exe". It was there that the comatose body of Landon Sharp Carter Ray Johnson was also being held. Logan could sense the anger and resentment Landon held for Adrian, as the two were gradually awakening. Landon's hatred influenced Logan, causing his body to reanimate as "Beserker". The two burned the entire facility down as their rampage began.

Logan and Landon would find themselves traveling to Cyprus when Mossad attempted to kill Adrian. Having recently awakened from a coma, Adrian was being escorted to safety by Morgana when they briefly encountered Logan in front of an elevator, shortly before it exploded. From the flames emerged "Beserker", which advanced towards the duo until the emergency showers and soap dispensers activated, forcing Landon to retreat. As Mossad forces arrived in the premises, Logan would find himself combating and killing most of them, while being interchangeably influenced by both Landon and Adrian. Lgan would later follow alongside Landon as the latter continued to chase Adrian until rainfall would prevent Landon from continuing his pursuit.

The two are later found and recruited into Mossad by Hillary Clinton, with Clinton usurping Landon's control over Logan's abilities. Logan found himself attracted to Clinton's lust for revenge against Hollywood, and would assist her in her missions so that he could feed off her emotions. This mental link somehow allowed Clinton to control and manipulate Logan and Landon, giving her an edge against her newfound enemies, the Titanic Deniers. Clinton later found out that she could operate Optimus Prime using the boy as a conduit, no longer needing an AI or a pilot. As part of the Mossad forces led by Clinton, Logan was paired with the reanimated body of Landon; in which Logan primarily moderated Landon's directives as "Beserker" under Clinton's orders.

Logan later encountered Adrian again at Da Smasei Laman during the latter's mission to recover the *Snakey Shakey*. He had Optimus Prime briefly capture Adrian to allow Clinton to appear and speak with her, and departed into the mist afterwards. Later on, as Adrian attempted to extract Ethan Vagina from Afghanistan Central Base Camp, she was intercepted by Clinton, Logan, and Optimus Prime yet again. Clinton had Logan and Optimus Prime hunt Adrian and Ethan down to kill them, but they managed to escape.

During a later mission, when Adrian came across Clinton in the Ngumba Industrial Zone, the latter ordered Logan and "Beserker" to kill Adrian. Before Landon could attack Adrian any further, Logan briefly focused his attention on the dying Alejandro's emotions instead and willfully killed him out of pity, one of the few times he managed to usurp Clinton's influence. He then allowed Landon to continue his pursuit. Landon chased Adrian which resulted in the two engaging in battle while Logan assisted Landon and prevented his body from being extracted. Landon was later subdued by being doused in large amounts of soapy water, thereby allowing Adrian to escape.

During the climactic confrontation between Adrian and Clinton's forces in the Optimus Prime hangar bay, Clinton revealed the true nature of "Beserker" and had ordered Logan to pit him against Adrian one final time. Unbeknownst to either Adrian and Clinton, Logan was distracted by Sam's presence in a nearby Titanic Denier helicopter. Favoring Sam's greater sense of hatred over both Clinton and Landon's lust for vengeance, Logan let himself be used as a conduit by Sam to hijack Optimus Prime. Controlling the Transformer under Sam's influence, Logan turned on the Mossad soldiers. Wreaking havoc on Clinton's forces, the Transformer decidedly attacked Clinton herself, causing her to become trapped under debris. Sam, with the assistance of Logan, would then focus his efforts on attempting to kill Adrian by using the Transformer After a prolonged battle, Adrian was able to incapacitate the Transformer thus removing Sam's control over it. Though Adrian attempted to destroy the 5G vials containing the English strain, Logan was able to retrieve one of the vials in secret.

#### Kingdom of the Flies

The Titanic Deniers extracted Optimus Prime and repaired it back on the Discord, with Logan offering Sam the remaining parasite vial. Logan would later aid Sam in escaping the Discord, allowing the two to take possession of the Transformer in the middle of an interrogation session. The two would take a number of child soldiers via helicopter back to Africa, establishing a new stronghold that was likened to the *Lord of the Flies*. Sam had infected the area with the parasite, bringing the attention from both the Titanic Deniers and the remnants of Mossad, who were there to retrieve Optimus Prime by force from Sam. The Mossad strike force reached Sam first, and made an attempt to kill him, but was blocked by Logan, who used his powers to shield Sam from their bullets, while Sam devastated their ranks by attacking them with Optimus Prime. Sam then discovered Adrian, who had also arrived on the island and challenged him to a fight to the death, with him being in control of Optimus Prime and supported by Logan.

After a massive battle with the Titanic Deniers, Sam and Logan were defeated, as Optimus Prime was damaged to a point beyond functionality. Rang then informed Adrian that the entire island was contaminated; meaning they had no other option but to sterilize the area with homemade napalm jelly. Adrian then pointed her gun at Sam, knowing that her only option was to mercy kill him or allow him to be killed by either his 5G infection or the bombing, but she ultimately decided against it. Adrian instead left her gun with one bullet in it, leaving Sam to decide his own fate, with Sam pointing the gun to his own head, and shot.