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1952 Piston Cup Europe Season

The **1952 European Piston Cup Season** was the first season of the European Piston Cup.

## Race Winners

1. ETAP Lightning 300 (SPA) -
2. East German 500 (Sachsenring) -
3. Dutch 400 (Zandvoort) -
4. Phoenix Park 400 (Phoenix Park) -
5. Welsh 500 (Aberdare Park) -
6. Opus Records 350 (Brno) -
7. Sonova 400 (Circuit Bremgarten) -
8. Scottish 400 (Charterhall) -
9. Scandinavian 300 - (Hedemora)
10. Iberia 350 (Montjuïc) -
11. Air France 400 (Reims) -
12. Okells Brewey 37 (IOM Mountain Course) -
13. Energoinvest 400 (Preluk - Opatija) -
14. Renova 400 (Vila Real) -
15. Northern Irish 350 (Dundrod) -
16. West German 500 (Nurburgring) -
17. Monte Carlo 350 (Monaco Street Circuit) -
18. Estonian 375 (Audru Ring) -
19. Lotus 500 (Slivertsone) -
20. Ferrari 400 (Monza) -
1987 Sidewall Shine 300

The 1987 Sidewall Shine 300 is known for Rusty Cornfuel making a CRAZY overtake on Chick Hicks and Alex Quint on the final lap. Rusty won with Chick Hicks second, Alex Quint third and The King fourth. JAMES CLEANAIR SOMEHOW FINISHING IN 23RD!!!!! All part timers minus Brush Curber race.

## Transcript

### Finish

Spike: WHITE FLAG! ONE TO GO AT THE MOTOR CITY FOLKS AND RUSTY CORNFUEL IS THIRD! Chick is leading with Quint second, but WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? RUSTY IS MAKING AN OVERTAKE ON CHICK HICKS AND ALEX QUINT!!!!!!!!!! RUSTY HEADS TO TURN 3 AND THEN TO TURN 4!!!

Pinkie: AND IT'S RUSTY CORNFUEL FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tow Cap Radio)

Rusty: YES! YES YES YES!!!

Tow Cap: WOW, GOOD JOB RUSTY CORNFUEL!

(Live)

Spike: PART-TIMER RUSTY CORNFUEL WINS!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY **LIFE**! HAVE YOU EVER?

Pinkie: NO I'VE NEVER! I HAVE ALSO NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT SINCE I WAS BORN IN 1921! OMG THIS IS HISTORIC!

## Results

1. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 laps
2. Chick Hicks - 200 laps
3. Alex Quint - 200 laps
4. The King - 200 laps
5. Alloy Wilson - 200 laps
6. Don Chapcar - 200 laps
7. Floyd Mulvhill - 200 laps
8. Tom Landis - 200 laps
9. Cole Speedland - 200 laps
10. Greg Candyman - 200 laps
11. Thomas Tanrev - 200 laps
12. Klint Shiftright - 200 laps
13. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps
14. Ron Pitcar - 200 laps
15. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps
16. Slide Powers - 200 laps
17. Claude Scruggs - 200 laps
18. Johnathan Melter - 200 laps
19. Mike Seasons - 200 laps
20. Dale Earnhardt Sr - 200 laps
21. Billy Oilchanger - 200 laps
22. Don Alternators - 200 laps
23. James Cleanair - 200 laps
24. Larry Smith - 200 laps
25. Billy Ford - 200 laps
26. Brad Gonzalez - 200 laps
27. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps
28. Ronald Oaks - 200 laps
29. Andrew Axler - 188 laps(engine)
30. Sammy Smelter - 180 laps(oil leak)
31. Greg Locke - 160 laps(crash)
32. Darrell Cartrip - 99 laps(crash)
33. Haul Inngas - 99 laps(crash)
34. Bill Shields - 99 laps(crash)
35. Misti Motorkrass - 64 laps(crash)
36. Taylor Bendy - 64 laps(crash)
37. Eugene Carbureski - 31 laps(brakes failure)
38. Kraig Shiftright - 2 laps(crash)
1969 BnL 500

The 1969 BnL 500, the 7th race, is known for an accident where Rev Pitcar had a close call for being hit by Thomas Tireson. Mario Andretti and Donald Smith crash into him. Rev Pitcar finished the race in 8th position while the winner is Ronald Oaks, Joe Allen Foyt 2nd and Kraig Shiftright 3rd. The King is 4th.
All part-timers except James Carlidge and Bill Shields attended and so do rookies Ron Pitcar and Frank Marintire.

## Television Biography

Network: ABC

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Spike

## Transcript

### Rev's Closest Call!

Spike: Trouble turn 3! Thomas Tireson gets loose! HE BARELY MISSES REV PITCAR BY THREE CENTIMETERS! THAT WAS INSANELY CLOSE! WOAH! OH NO! Donald Smith and Mario Andretti crash into him!

Pinkie: LUCKY LUCKY REV! He could have been seriously injured in that one! I think I'm gonna faint! (faints)

Spike: OH NO PINKIE FAINTED! Anyway watch this in slow motion.

(slow motion)

Spike: Watch HOW close Thomas gets to Rev Pitcar. Thomas Tireson gets loose on Pitcar's left and his rear end barely misses Rev's left rear tire and Thomas crashes into Mario Andretti behind him instead. Donald Smith crashes into the two.

(Live)

Pinkie: I'm back!

Spike: Good. Because Rev Pitcar may have had the closest call EVER!

Pinkie: WHAT! THAT IS INSANE!

Spike: See the replay!

(shows replay again)

Pinkie: WHAT?! WHAT!? WHAT THE (Popeye Toot) IS THIS! THIS IS SO INSANE THE CLOSEST CALL A RACER EVER HAD IN HIS LIFE! HAVE YOU EVER?

Spike: NO I'VE NEVER! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY (Ahooga) LIFE!

(Gasprin Radio)

Rev: How close was I?

Gasprin Crew Chief: 3 CENTIMETERS!

Rev: OH MY (Dolphin censor) GOD!

### Racers React

Spike: With that close call of Thomas Tireson nearly hitting Rev Pitcar, Lapis will interview the racers.

Lapis: We have Joe Allen Foyt, Strip Weathers, Ron Pitcar, Ronald Oaks, Martin Power, John Rigley and Morris Axler here for this interview. Okay racers explain your thoughts.

Joe Allen: Wow good job Rev.

Strip: Good job kid. You were very good.

Ron: Good job bro!

Ronald: Wow that was close. Goob job buddy.

Martin: I must agree with Strip! You were very good!

John: Wow that was awesome!

Morris: You were close buddy, but you did it! Good job!

Lapis: And there you have it! Back to you Pinkie and Spike!

Spike: So close to getting hit by Thomas Tireson, Pitcar made it through the wreck by 3 centimeters, which equals 13 millimeters. Wow!
1977 Rev N Go 350

The 1977 Rev N Go 350 at Phoenix is known for The King overtaking 18 racers on lap 160. He finished in 2nd with Cole Speedland taking first and buddy Kraig Shiftright 3rd. Alloy Wilson is 4th. Johnathan Melter finished 5th.

It was known for an accident on lap 168 when Bernie Simpson collided in turn 2 with Johnathan Melter causing them to produce smoke and involve David Palmer, Bill Brady, Ronald Oaks and Andrew Axler. Melter escaped the wreck.

Rookies Sammy Smelter, Klint Shiftright and Chick Hicks enter as well as part-timers Dale Earnhardt Sr, Ernie Gearson, Billy Ford, Don Chapcar, Harold Axel, Tom Landis and Thomas Tanrev. ***A TOTAL OF 7 PART-TIMERS!!!***

## Television Biography

Network: ABC

Announcers: Spike and Pinkie Pie

## Transcript

### The King's Epic Overtake

Pinkie: Alloy Wilson leads.

Spike: THE KING IS OVERTAKING CAR AFTER CAR! PROVING HE IS **THE** KING!

Pinkie: HE'S OUR GOD FROM NOW ON!

(Strip Team Radio)

The King: HELL YEAH! I BEAT 18 CARS! I'M SO WINNING THIS FOR THE FANS!

Roger: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD IS CALLING YOU THE KING FROM NOW ON! YEAH!

Luke: WOO WEE!

The King: Yeah! But people started calling me The King since 1971. 1971 was my best season because I had won 20 races out of 36 that year.

Luke: (faints)

The King: I guess this was too much for you Luke.

Spike: AWESOME! HAVE YOU FREAKING EVER!

Pinkie: NO I'VE (Dolphin Censor) NEVER! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE! THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S MY GOD! THE SECOND GOD IS RONALD OAKS!

### Crash

Pinkie: Back in the midfield Andrew Axler's in the lead. BUT BERNIE SIMPSON AND JOHNATHAN MELTER COLLIDE! OMG PALMER, BRADY, OUR SECOND GOD AND THE LEADER ARE LOSE!

Spike: THEY LOSE CONTROL, THEY DO! THEY REALLY DO!

Pinkie: OMG AND THE KING DODGES THE CRASH!

Spike: Good one by Strip Weathers.

## Results

1. Cole Speedland - 200 laps

2. The King - 200 laps

3. Kraig Shiftright - 200 laps

4. Alloy Wilson - 200 laps

5. Sammy Smelter - 200 laps

6. Jonathan Melter - 200 laps

7. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps

8. Floyd Mulvhill - 200 laps

9. Michael Smith - 200 laps

10. Dale Earnhardt, Sr. - 200 laps

11. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps

12. Klint Shiftright - 200 laps

13. Don Chapcar - 200 laps

14. James Cleanair - 200 laps

15. Darrell Cartrip - 200 laps

16. Thomas Tanrev - 200 laps

17. Tom Landis - 200 laps

18. Harold Axel - 200 laps

19. Billy Ford - 200 laps

20. Bernie Simpson - 168 laps (lap 168 crash)

21. Charles Johnson - 168 laps (lap 168 crash)

22. David Palmer - 167 laps (lap 168 crash)

23. Bill Brady - 167 laps (lap 168 crash)

24. Ronald Oaks - 167 laps (lap 168 crash)

25. Andrew Axler - 167 laps (lap 168 crash)

26. Carl Smith - 167 laps (lap 168 crash)

27. R.A Rubberton - 167 laps (lap 168 crash)

28. Chick Hicks - 200 laps (lost by default, cheated after N20 Cola boosters were found on him but not given a one race ban)
1988 Memphis 400

The 1988 Memphis 400 is a Piston Cup won by rookie Ruby Oaks with The King 2nd and Ernie Gearson 3rd.

## Transcript

### The Rookie Sensation Wins for the First Time EVER!

Ken: RUBY OAKS HAS FOR THE FIRST TIME WON! RUBY EASY OAKS!

Ned: YEAHHHHHHH! RUBY EASY OAKS!OAKS!

Ken: IT'S RUBY OAKS FOR THE (Seal Bark) WIN! IT'S RUBY EASY OAKS FOR THE (Dolphin Censor) WIN! THIS IS SO (2x Popeye toot) HISTORIC! THIS IS SO (2x Serbia Strong) HISTORIC!

(Ruby Team Radio)

Ruby: YES, YES, YES, YEEEES! I'M GONNA BE ROOKIE THIS YEAR, CHIEF!

Ruby's Chief: Good job, Rudy!

Ruby: BEST DAY, I'M GONNA BE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!

(NOTE: Ruby was rookie of the year in 1988.)

Pinkie and Spike: HAIL RUBY EASY OAKS!

Pinkie: HAIL RUBY! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Spike: IT'S RUBY EASY FOR THE (Popeye toot) WIN! WHAT A (Popeye toot) MOMENT!!

Pinkie: BEST DAY EVER! ***HAIL RUBY EASY OOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!***

Spike: THE ROOKIE RACER OF 1988 SEEN HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

### Racers About Ruby

Lapis: I'm with The King, Kraig Shiftright, Andrew Axler, Cole Speedland, Ernie Gearson and Thomas Tanrev. What do you feel about Ruby "Easy" Oaks?

The King: Congrats man!

Kraig: Awesome victory here!

Andrew: I don't believe it! I don't believe what I'm watching, guys!

Cole: I will never know what to say. This is heaven and THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

Ernie: Love it!

Thomas: SUPERB!

## Results

1. Ruby Oaks 200 laps
2. The King 200 laps
3. Ernie Gearson 200 laps
4. James Robson 200 laps
5. Thomas Tanrev 200 laps
6. Chick Hicks - 200 laps
7. to be continued
1995 Spare Mint 400

The 1995 Spare Mint 400 at Kansas, nicknamed "Murray in Alaska" is a Piston Cup race known for Murray Clutchburn crashing into part-timer Dave Alternators (now Davey Apex) hard on lap 65. Due to the cold weather, Kevin thought Kansas was Alaska. Hence the sponsor, Ernie Gearson wins with Chick Hicks 2nd and Dale Sr 3rd. Of course, The King finished 4th.
1957 Virginia 400

The **1957 Virignia 400** was the 35th race of the 1957 Piston Cup Season. It was known for an infamous crash caused by Tommy Gearson involving River Scott and Louise Nash. A large piece belonging to River would hit spectator Steve Alcott on the left side of his roof causing him to fall off two levels of the grandstands and kill him instantly. Junior Moon won with Ya Chun Fei second and third belonged to Lee Weathers. After this race, Tommy was suspended.

## Transcript

TBA: TOMMY PUSHES NASH INTO SCOTT! RIVER SCOTT! RIVER HAS CRASHED INTO THE FIELD! HE INVOLVES LOUISE NASH! OH NO! DEBRIS IS GOING HIGH HIGH HIGH UP! AND IT NAILS A SPECTATOR ON THE ROOF!

## Results

1. Junior Moon - 400 laps and points
2. Ya Chun Fei - 400 laps and points
3. Lee Weathers - 400 laps and points
4. REST TBA
1986 Revlers 100

The 1986 Revlers 100 is a CARCA race at Road America best known for Tyler Comet (uncle of Speedy) killed in a crash while qualifying as he flipped violently in the sand. Tyler died 5 days after the accident after being in a coma. Mike Revlers won the pole position for the race but it was Ricky Sludd who won the race with Mike 2nd (Ricky bet him by 14 feet) and Bengy Ford who, believe it or not, WAS NOT involved in Tyler's fatal crash placed 3rd.

## Footage

Go on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpbMVR5P10g on 5:39

## Transcript

### Tyler Comet's Fatal crash

David: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY WAS FLIPPING!!

Brent: THAT'S TYLER COMET!!! FLIPPING VIOLENTLY ON THE SAND!!!!

David: THAT IS A SERIOUS ACCIDENT!!!

(Team Radio)

Tyler's Crew Chief: TYLER! TYLER! No. He is not responding. TYLER! IT'S JEFF! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!

Tyler's Pitty: COME ON TYLER! SAY SOMETHING!!

Tyler's Crew Chief: This is bad. He isn't saying anything.

Tyler's Pitty: HE'S IN A COMA!!!

(End of Radio)

Brent: The qualifying has been stopped due to Tyler Comet's crash. Tyler has been taken by helicopter and he is in critical condition. That's all for now. Let's hope Tyler recovers.

(End of Transcript)
1959 Florida 500

The **1959 Florida 500** was the 2nd race of the 1959 Piston Cup Season. It is historic for two things, reason one is because Robert Johnson had a horrific accident where he was in coma for a month after his horrifying wreck. Robert hit the wall 31G force. Robert retired afterwards and then contracted Alzheimer's caused by his injuries in 1991 and died four years later in 1995. Another reason why is because of the close finish between Slide Powers and Lee Weathers for the win. Three days later, Lee Weathers was declared the winner.
1983 Smash and Clash 100

The 1983 Smash and Clash 100 was a CARCA race held at Smasherville Speedway. It was the 3rd race of the 1983 CARCA season. It is also remembered for the death of Don Brakley.

## The Race

After 5 years in CARCA, Don Brakley had finally come off of his first win at the 1983 Phil and Dave's 300 at Chicagoland Speedway and was ready to win and was ready to win again at the Smash and Clash 100 at the 1/2 mile Smasherville Speedway. Don Brakley had crashed in practice at the speedway, therefore he had to start in the back. Despite that, he made his way to the top 10 by lap 50.

On lap 87 of 200, Brakley was racing Harry Shaftland for 6th place when he was spun by Shaftland (a 1977 Stodgey Suaver EX who almost resembles Murray Clutchburn/Don Chapcar/Alex Quint) while coming out of Turn 4, sending him left side first into the frontstretch wall at almost 150 mph, leaving him with several injuries and leaving him barely alive, he was taken to the hospital where he spent 12 years in a coma before dying on September 3, 1995, just 1 day before his 40th birthday. The crash shook the series, who was already mourning the death of Andrew Jackson in the CARCA 200 at Nightdona just 2 races prior.

After he eventually died, there was a moment of silence before the 1995 BnL 300 at BnL Raceway.
2005 Georgia Safety Horn 350

20th race of the 2005 season, The 2005 Georgia Safety Horn 350 is Rookie Lightning McQueen's 4th win this season. Chick Hicks successfully wrecks Todd Marcus on lap 111, but his attempt to wreck Slider Petrolski on lap 149 goes horribly, as he spins out too, catching Misti Motorkrass and Johnny Blamer on the way. Slider spins out, but is able to finish, though a lap down. Chick, Misti, and Johnny DNF.

## Finishing Positions

1. Lightning McQueen - 350 laps - 180 points
2. Ruby Oaks - 350 laps - 170 points
3. Strip Weathers - 350 laps - 165 points
4. Haul Inngas - 350 laps - 160 points
5. Darren Leadfoot - 350 laps - 155 points
6. Ryan Shields - 350 laps - 150 points
7. Mac iCar - 350 laps - 146 points
8. Manny Flywheel - 350 laps - 142 points
9. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 350 laps - 138 points
10. Dirkson D'Agostino - 350 laps - 134 points
11. Kevin Shiftright - 350 laps - 130 points
12. Lee Revkins - 350 laps - 127 points
13. Brush Curber - 350 laps - 124 points
14. Murray Clutchburn - 350 laps - 121 points
15. Aiken Axler - 350 laps - 118 points
16. Greg Candyman - 350 laps - 115 points
17. Sage VanDerSpin - 350 laps - 112 points
18. Davey Apex - 350 laps - 109 points
19. Crusty Rotor - 350 laps - 106 points
20. Claude Scruggs - 350 laps - 103 points
21. Ralph Carlow - 350 laps - 100 points
22. Chuck Armstrong - 350 laps - 97 points
23. Billy Oilchanger - 350 laps - 94 points
24. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 350 laps - 91 points
25. Kevin Racingtire - 350 laps - 88 points
26. Eugene Carbureski - 350 laps - 85 points
27. Ernie Gearson - 350 laps - 82 points
28. Ponchy Wipeout - 350 laps - 79 points
29. James Cleanair - 350 laps - 76 points
30. Floyd Mulvhill - 350 laps - 73 points
31. Slider Petrolski - 349 laps - 70 points
32. Rusty Cornfuel (crash) - 286 laps - 67 points
33. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 149 laps - 64 points
34. Chick Hicks (crash) - 149 laps - 61 points
35. Misti Motorkrass (crash) - 149 laps - 58 points
36. Todd Marcus (crash) - 111 laps - 55 points
1976 Sidewall Shine 300

The eighth race of the 1976 Piston Cup, the Sidewall Shine 300 at the MSOTS, is known for a huge crash on lap 68 which took out Herbert Brown, William Highbanks, Bernie Simpson, James Robson and Bill Shields. Alloy Wilson wins with Cole Speedland second and The King third. All part-timers minus Tom Landis race.

Bernie took the most damage and flipped over seven times before landing on his roof with smoke on his engine. Bernie only missed one race but didn't get replaced.

## Transcript

### Big One

Spike: **BIG** TROUBLE TURN 4! HERBERT BROWN IS LOOSE AND TAKES OUT WILLIAM HIGHBANKS! BERNIE SIMPSON IS TAKEN OUT BY HIGHBANKS AND FLIPS OVER! JAMES ROBSON AND BILL SHIELDS INVOLVED! SEVEN TIMES AS I COUNTED IN MY MIND SIMPSON'S FLIPS!

David Miller (born in 1956): Are you ok, Bernie?

Bernie: Yes chief. Can someone tow me?

David: Tow truck's under way.

Pinkie: BERNIE SIMPSON IS GETTING TOWED!

Bernie (getting towed): My race is over. (that's what Simpson and others not counting Mood Springs racers say)

Pinkie: Well at least he did not say "DON'T TAKE ME OUT COACH, I CAN STILL RACE!"

Spike: Yeah. What the Mood Springs guys say, like Bill Brady for example.
1964 Piston Cup Season

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## 1964 Piston Cup Season

Joseph Anthony Foyt, the 1964 Piston Cup champion

## Season Information

### Points

90-87-84-81-78-75-72-69-66-63-60-57-54-51-48-45-42-39-36-33-30-27-24-21-18-15-12-9-6-3

## Awards

### Most Popular Driver

TBA

The **1964 Piston Cup season** was the 16th season of the Piston Cup Racing Series.

## Racers

* **(R)** - Rookie

1. Pepsi 01 - John Gearings
2. Sweet Drink 2 - Warren Thompson **(R)**
3. Tow Cap 4 - Bob Carbureski
4. Cozsen 21 - Joseph Anthony Foyt
5. Buy N Large 23 - Jennifer Strike
6. Nitroade and Gasprin 28 - Morris Axler
7. Tank Coat 36 - Bruce Carlinton
8. Dinoco 41 - Maurice Weathers
9. Dinoco 42 - Lee Weathers **(TBA)**
10. Easy Idle 51 - Ronald Oaks
11. Leak Less 52 - Gordon Tireson
12. Fiber Fuel 56 - Mitch Gears
13. Corrosion Seal 57 - Bobby Carsac
14. Octane Gain 58 - Johnathan Igor
15. Vitoline 61 - John Rigley
16. RPM 62 - Joe Axel
17. N20 Cola 68 - Bill Crashton **(R)**
18. Gasprin 70 - Floyd Lowtire
19. Rev-N-Go 73 - Kelly Pistoncar
20. Sidewall Shine 74 - Jordan Powers
21. Frostar Air Filters 75 - Robert Wilson **(R)**
22. Shiny Wax 82 - Donald Smith
23. Re-Volting 84 - Martin Power
24. Bumper Save 90 - Jimmy Topfuel
25. Sputter Stop 92 - Frank Marintire **(R)**
26. Spare Mint 93 - Alan McDonald Jr.
27. 96 - Travis Hoodson **(R)**
28. Clutch Aid and Cozsen 121 - Kurt Shiftright
29. 132 - James Finland
30. Mood Springs 333 - Lee Cunningham

## Gallery

John GearingsWarren ThompsonBob CarbureskiJoseph Anthony FoytJennifer StrikeMorris AxlerBruce CarlintonMaurice WeathersLee WeathersRonald WilliamsRonald OaksGordon TiresonMitch GearsBobby CarsacJohnathan IgorJohn RigleyJoe AxelBill CrashtonFloyd LowtireKelly PistoncarJordan PowersRobert WilsonDonald SmithMartin PowerJimmy TopfuelFrank MarintireAlan McDonald Jr.Travis HoodsonKurt ShiftrightJames FinlandLee Cunningham
## Trivia

* Final season for Maurice Weathers, Johnathan Igor, Jimmy Topfuel and Kurt Shiftright.

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1982 Brickyard 200

The 1982 Brickyard 200 is ultra super duper historic for the death of Charles Jones (shall not be confused with Fiber Fuel legend Charles Johnson), a 1980 Chevy Monte Carlo. Charles died instantly after TBA crashed into the fence. Charles was 27 when he died. His wife, a 1981 Buick Regal, received injuries as well as another spectator, who is a 1973 Ford LTD.

TBA
Pirocinese

**Pirocinese** é uma das principais formas de manipulação elementar  que consiste no ato de gerar e manipular o fogo.

## Uso

Pirocinese permite que a bruxa ou pessoa com este poder Possa colocar fogo em coisas, iniciar incêndios controlando e manipulando o fogo para se mover ou aumentar a quantidade e a intensidade do mesmo.

## Usuários Conhecidos

* Kat Gardener
* Eleanor Rougemont
* Darryl Van Horne
1978 Alabama 500

The **1978 Calladega 500** was the 10th race of the 1978 Piston Cup Season. This race was known for Lonnie Pond getting his only win. This was because Strip Weathers crashed into Andrew Axler on lap 110 of the race as well as a four car wreck involving Don Chapcar, Bill Brady, Tom Landis and Cole Speedland on lap 498. The crash would bring out a green/white/checker attempt extending it to 504 laps.

## Transcript

### Lap 110 Crash

TBA: TROUBLE! STRIP WEATHERS GOES INTO ANDREW AXLER!

### Lap 198 Crash

TBA: TROUBLE TURN 2! DON CHAPCAR GOES INTO BILL BRADY! TOM LANDIS INVOLVED!!! COLE SPEEDLAND ALSO INVOLVED!!!!!
1979 Dinoco 400

The 1979 Dinoco 400, nicknamed "Annoyed Claude and Happy Bill" is known for Bill Brady's controversial Piston Cup win. Bill finished 1st, The King is 2nd, Herbert Brown is 3rd, Johnathan Melter is 4th, Alloy Wilson is 5th and Don Chapcar is 6th while Chick Hicks finished 7th.

There was a crash on lap 78 in which William Highbanks was pushed by Johnathan Melter and both racers took out rookie Dale Sr, Andrew Axler, part-time racer Claude Scruggs and Cole Speedland (yeah, Johnathan always hates Cole). Dale Sr took the most damage having flipped 3 times then Highbanks hit him HARD on the side bending him inwards and hit him in the fuel tank causing it to explode and catch fire. Dale Sr did not miss any races as it was the last race.

William Highbanks flipped once but landed on his wheels. Dale Sr also went airborne a few meters in the air.

It's also really notable that Claude was annoyed with his pit crew after the crash. Also, all of the part-timers attended.

## Transcript

### Cleanair, Dale Sr among others Crash!/Claude Scruggs Cries

TBA: BIG CRASH! HIGHBANKS, DALE EARNHARDT, CLAUDE SCRUGGS, COLE SPEEDLAND, AND ANDREW AXLER CRASHING!

Claude: OW! OW! OW! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

(Cole Speedland bumps Claude)

Claude: ARGH!

TBA: Never seen anything like this in my ***LIFE***!

Claude: Did I crash?

Stacy: Yes.

Earl: Yes.

Male Leak Less Pitty: Yes.

Claude: DANG IT

(Later)

Claude: You, pitties, better improve or else I might quit.

Male Leak Less Pitty: BUT WE ARE TRYING OUR LITERAL HARDEST HERE!

### Bill's victory and celebrations!

TBA: YES, IT'S BILL BRADY FOR THE WIN!

(Mood Springs Radio)

Bill: YEAH! (Popeye Toot) YEAH! SO (Dolphin Censor) AWESOME! SO (Serbia Strong) AWESOME! (3x Popeye Toot) (2x Dolphin Censor) (4x Serbia Strong)! YEAH! HOLY (Serbia Strong)! I (You Kid) LOVE YOU, GUYS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I (Dolphin Censor) WON THE (Dolphin Censor) PISTON (Popeye toot 2x) CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mood Springs Crew Chief: Good job, man! You are (Popeye toot) awesome!
1990 Calladega 500

The 1990 Calladega 500 is known for Jack Spinner's career ending crash on lap 176 where he gets loose and then crashes, spinning, hitting the wall at 33 G Force, going airborne 3 centimeters high and flipping over 18 times before getting hit by Johnathan Melter (he makes his final Calladega 500, as a matter of fact) and then Rusty Cornfuel. He landed on his wheels. However, there was only fire coming from his engine and motor. All part-time racers attended because it was important.

Don't forget a crash on lap 23 that took out Claude Scruggs, Klint Shiftright and Darren Leadfoot.

The King wins with Andrew Axler 2nd and Ernie Gearson 3rd. As of Chick Hicks, he finished 5th, because Cole Speedland was 4th.

## Television Biography

Network: CBS

Announcers: Benny PItstops and Bob Jankens

Pit Reporter: TBA

## Transcript

### Lap 23 Crash

Bob: TROUBLE TURN 3! I REPEAT! THERE'S TROUBLE IN TURN 3 IN WHICH CLAUDE, KLINT AND DARREN ALL CRASH!

Benny: Harsh crash here at Calladega.

### Jack Spinner Crashes

Benny: HOLY EQUESTRIA! Jack Spinner got loose and is spinning! JACK SPINNER HITS THE WALL! JACK SPINNER GOES AIRBORNE AND LANDS ON HIS WHEELS!

Bob: TERRIBLE THINGS TODAY AT CALLADEGA! JACK SPINNER JUST GOT HIT BY JONATHAN MELTER! OH NO AND NOW BY RUSTY CORNFUEL BEFORE JACK COMES TO A STOP WITH AN ENGINE FIRE.

Benny: MY LIFE! WHAT A CRASH!

### Racers' Reactions to The Crash

TBA: The King, TBA, Luke, Eugene, Murray, and Haul will get their thoughts of the crash. In order starting with The King.

The King: Horrible crash. I will never forget this moment.

TBA: I have to agree with The King.

Luke: I totally agree with King and his chief.

Eugene: Man this is the worst crash at Calladega Speedway.

Murray: I must agree with The King and his pit crew.

Haul: I agree with both Eugene, the Dinoco team and Murray. I will never forget the worst crash at Calladega.

TBA: Okay back to you Bob and Benny.
1980 Daniel 500

The 1981 Daniel 500 is a race held at Daniel Raceway. It's known for an accident on lap 134 that took out 12 cars (like Bill Brady, Don Chapcar and Slide Powers) with Tom Landis taking most damage and missing one race. He then returned for the Calladega 500. Don Alternators somehow won with Chick Hicks (drove for Cozsen before he drove for HTB in 1983) 2nd and The King 3rd. Rookie Misti Motorkrass sadly gets involved in the 12 car crash and finished last. All five part-time racers, Billy Ford, Floyd Mulvhill, Greg Candyman, Thomas Tanrev and Eugene Carbureski, enter.

## Television Biography

Network: ABC

Announcers: Spike and Pinkie Pie

## Transcript

### Big Crash

Spike: BIG TROUBLE! TOM LANDIS CRASHES AND TAKES OUT SEVERAL RACERS, INCLUDING PART-TIMER GREG CANDYMAN!

Pinkie: Part-time racer Billy Ford on his side trying to get back on his wheels, NOPE! He just hit his roof on the track.

Spike: Bill Brady involved, Don Chapcar involved, Slide Powers involved as well.

Pinkie: What a crash! What a crash! Alloy Wilson dodges the wreck and so does ***RONALD OAKS!!!!***

### Floyd Finishes the Race and Turns Popular

Spike: FLOYD FINISHES THE RACE PART-TIME, HOPEFULLY HE'D TURN ROOKIE NEXT YEAR!

(NOTE: Floyd went rookie in 1983)

Pinkie: OMG, OMG! FLOYD DOES IT!

## Results

1. Don Alternators - 200 laps

2. Chick Hicks - 200 laps

3. The King - 200 laps

4. Ronald Oaks - 200 laps

5. Claude Scruggs - 200 laps

6. Mike Seasons - 200 laps

7. David Palmer - 200 laps

8. James Cleanair - 200 laps

9. Andrew Axler - 200 laps

10. Alex Quint - 200 laps

11. Darrell Cartrip - 200 laps

12. Cole Speedland - 200 laps

13. Johnathan Melter - 200 laps

14. Klint Shiftright - 200 laps

15. Sammy Smelter - 200 laps

16. Dale Earnhardt Sr - 200 laps

17. Kraig Shiftright - 200 laps

18. Brad Gonzalez - 200 laps

19. Alloy Wilson - 200 laps

20. Ron Pitcar - 200 laps

21. Floyd Mulvhill - 200 laps

22. Bill Brady - 127 laps(crash)

23. Tom Landis - 127 laps(crash)

24. James Robson - 127 laps(crash)

25. Don Chapcar - 127 laps(crash)

26. Billy Ford - 127 laps(crash)

27. Bill Shields - 127 laps(crash)

28. Slide Powers - 127 laps(crash)

29. Murray Clutchburn - 127 laps(crash)

30. Harold Axel - 127 laps(crash)

31. Greg Candyman - 127 laps(crash)

32. Thomas Tireson - 127 laps(crash)

33. Charles Johnson - 127 laps(crash)

34. Bernie Simpson - 127 laps(crash)

35. Eugene Carbureski - 127 laps(crash)

36. Thomas Tanrev - 127 laps(crash, flipped over four times)

37. Misti Motorkrass - 127 laps(crash)

38. Norman Green - DNS
1970 Octane Gain 400

*"And that would've been Pitcar's fatal crash"*
―Bill Flemming

The **1970 Octane Gain 400** was the 32nd race of the 1970 Piston Cup Season. It is known for the near fatal crash of Rev Pitcar who was pushed by John Retoline, causing Pitcar to go outside a field and into a Palm Tree. He would miss the rest of the season.
1980 Florida 500

The 1980 Nightdona 500 is a Piston Cup race held at Nightdona International Speedway, and was a race for part-time racers Billy Ford, Thomas Tanrev and Eugene Carbureski. A big crash involving many racers that even involves Mike Yankee, Herbert Brown and The King! The most damage in the accident was James Robson flipping 11 times in the grandstands and landing on wheels. Charles Johnson crashed into Norman Green in the crash. Rains actually happened at around lap 182 delaying the race for 25 minutes. The wet track caused the big one on lap 183.

Don Chapcar won with Dale Earnhardt Sr 2nd and Bill Shields 3rd.

## Television Biography

Network: CBS

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Spike

## Transcript

### Massive Crash

Spike: TROUBLE LAP 183!!! JAMES FLIPPING INTO THE VIP GRANDSTANDS AND LANDING JUST MILLIMETERS AWAY FROM HIS WIFE! JAMES IS HURT AND BAD! ALSO CHARLES JOHNSON CRAHSES INTO NORMAN GREEN!
1979 Junior Piston Cup Pro Season

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## Championship

### Champion

Jordan Axler

The **1979 Junior Piston Cup Pro Season** was the 8th season of the Junior Piston Cup Pro Series.

## Racers

* **Bold - Rookie**

1. **Cyber Car 04 - Jack Spinner**
2. Tow Cap 4 - Trevor Bumper
3. Train Oil 16 - Calvin Braker
4. **Nitroade 28 - Jordan Axler**
5. Frostar Air Filters 30 - Jack Dayson
6. Mood Springs 33 - Benson Brady
7. Dinoco 43 - Guy Wheelson
8. Leak Less 52 - Claude Scruggs
9. Sidewall Shine 74 - Jordan Powers
10. **Retread Free 99 - Greg Locke**

## Gallery

Jack SpinnerTrevor BumperCalvin BrakerJordan AxlerJack DaysonBenson BradyGuy WheelsonClaude ScruggsTody WindwellJordan PowersGreg Locke
## Trivia

* Final season for Claude Scruggs and Jordan Powers

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1962 Piston Cup Season

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## 1962 Piston Cup Season

John Gearings, the 1962 Piston Cup champion

## Season Information

### Points

90-84-81-78-75-72-69-66-63-60-57-54-51-48-45-42-39-36-33-30-27-24-21-18-15-12-9-6-3

## Awards

### Most Popular Driver

TBA

The **1962 Piston Cup season** was the 14th season of the Piston Cup Racing Series.

## Racers

* **(R)** - Rookie

1. Pepsi 01 - John Gearings
2. Sweet Drink 2 - Ricardo Albany
3. Tow Cap 4 - Bob Carbureski
4. Cozsen 21 - Joseph Anthony Foyt
5. Buy N Large 23 - Jennifer Strike
6. Nitroade and Gasprin 28 - Morris Axler
7. Tank Coat 36 - Bruce Carlinton
8. Dinoco 41 - Maurice Weathers
9. Dinoco 42 - Lee Weathers **(13)**
10. Easy Idle 51 - Perry Douglas **(1-3)** Ronald Oaks **(R) (4-36)**
11. Leak Less 52 - Gordon Tireson **(R)**
12. Fiber Fuel 56 - Mitch Gears
13. Corrosion Seal 57 - Bobby Carsac
14. Octane Gain 58 - Johnathan Igor
15. Vitoline 61 - John Rigley
16. RPM 62 - Jack Ford
17. N20 Cola 68 - Dave Topspin
18. Gasprin 70 - Floyd Lowtire **(R)**
19. Rev-N-Go 73 - Kelly Pistoncar
20. Sidewall Shine 74 - Jordan Powers
21. Shiny Wax 82 - Donald Smith **(R)**
22. Re-Volting 84 - Martin Power
23. Frostar Air Filters and Grandol Oil Co. 90 - Rusty Dipstick
24. Bumper Save 90 - Jimmy Topfuel **(R)**
25. Sputter Stop and Genuine Never Tire 91 - Randy Lawson
26. Spare Mint 93 - Alan McDonald Jr.
27. Clutch Aid and Cozsen 121 - Kurt Shiftright
28. 132 - James Finland
29. Mood Springs 333 - Lee Cunningham

## Gallery

John GearingsRicardo AlbanyBob CarbureskiJoseph Anthony FoytJennifer StrikeMorris AxlerBruce CarlintonMaurice WeathersLee WeathersRonald WilliamsPerry DouglasGordon TiresonMitch GearsBobby CarsacJohnathan IgorJohn RigleyJack FordDave TopspinFloyd LowtireKelly PistoncarJordan PowersDonald SmithMartin PowerRusty DipstickJimmy TopfuelRandy LawsonAlan McDonald Jr.Kurt ShiftrightJames FinlandLee Cunningham
## Trivia

* Final season for Perry Douglas who crashed while practicing for the Beachside 500 and Jack Ford.

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1954 Fireball Beach 350

The **1954 Fireball Beach 350** is a Piston Cup race. It marked the near fatal crash of Doc Hudson in which he flipped over a lot of times. Doc tried to win this race but unluckily crashed on lap 196. Junior Moon got first and Louise Nash placed 2nd with River Scott 3rd. There was no celebration. Doc was taken to the hospital after his crash and would never race again.
1983 Olympus 500

The 1983 Olympus 500 is the 4th race of the 1983 season. Two crashes happened this race. On lap 29 just before turn one Mike Seasons goes airborne after going loose and making contact with Ernie Gearson and he goes airborne on Bill Shields side before going over him and hitting the outside wall. Mike lands on his wheels  but damage to his underside and wheels causes him to retire while Bill spins on the grass. Mike and Bill retire while Ernie continues racing.
The second crash happens on lap 64 when William Highbanks makes contact with Mike Yankee. Mike goes into Brad Gonzalez who spins in the grass while Sammy Smelter tries to dodge but gets into Andrew Axler and Andrew's left rear tire comes off. Dale Earnhardt Sr also gets involved after hitting into Sammy Smelter's rear end.

Alloy Wilson comes first to win his second Olympus 500 (his first in 1977) with Harold Axel second and third going to Don Alternators. Greg Candyman places 5th behind The King in 4th and Chick Hicks is behind Greg in 6th. Don Chapcar 7th. Part timers Haul Inngas, Thomas Tanrev and Crusty Rotor race. Rookie Eugene Carbureski enter.

## Footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv00dzHy9Io. Mike has the airborne car, Bill Shields as the red car and Ernie as the silver car.

## Transcript

### Lap 64 Accident

Spike: TROUBLE ON THE BACKSTRETCH!! WILLIAM HIGHBANKS MADE CONTACT WITH MIKE YANKEE AND HE GOES INTO BRAD GONZALEZ!!!

Pinkie: SAMMY SMELTER TRIES TO DODGE BUT FAILS MISERABLY AND GOES INTO ANDREW AXLER AND TAKES OUT HIS TIRE! DALE EARNHARDT SR GOES INTO SAMMY'S REAR END!!!

Spike: MAN!

Pinkie: Both Magnet faces in that one and Dale Sr too! Brad Gonzalez was spinning a lot in the grass.

Spike: Yup. Both magnet faces.

(end of transcript)
1986 Junior Piston Cup Pro Season

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## Championship

### Champion

TBA

The **1986 Junior Piston Cup Pro Season** was the 15th season of the Junior Piston Cup Pro Series.

## Racers

* **Bold - Rookie**

1. Cyber Car 04 - Jack Spinner
2. Train Oil 16 - Robert Axon
3. Skittles 18 - Harvey Driveshaft
4. BnL 23 - Herbert Gearings
5. Dinoco 43 - Guy Wheelson
6. Vitoline 61 - Liza Martinez
7. **Comedy Midnight of Joy 62 - George Marcus**
8. Leak Less 52 - Delano Loudrev
9. Sputter Stop 92 - Donald Carson
10. **No Stall 121 - Laura Whiteford**

## Gallery

Jack SpinnerRobert AxonGuy WheelsonLaura Whiteford
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1979 Beachside 500

The **1979 Beachside 500** was the 32nd race of the 1979 Piston Cup Season. It was known for the death of James Carlidge. Carlidge was t-boned by Brad Gonzalez and was seriously damaged on his right side before Carlidge was hit again by rookie Dale Earnhardt and caught fire. The King, part-timer Claude Scruggs, Alloy Wilson, Tom Landis, Joe Carbureski and Ernie Gearson were also involved. Landis rolled over 15 times before Tom would land upside down into the catch fence. Landis missed a single race and got replaced by John Kennedy.

## Transcript

### The Death of Carlidge

TBA: OH NO! CARLIDGE IS T BONED BY BRAD MAVERICK GONZALEZ! JAMES CARLIDGE BEING HIT BY DALE EARNHARDT SR AND CARLIDGE JUST CAUGHT FIRE!!! WEATHERS, SCRUGGS, WILSON, LANDIS, CARBURESKI AND GEARSON ALSO INVOLVED! LANDIS IS HIT BY DEBRIS AND AIRBORNE HE GOES ABOUT 10 FEET HIGH!

TBA: Yep, folks. James hit by Dale. Even worse, the other was rookie racer. The rookie sure is badly damaged. Looks like Carlidge is killed but we don’t know yet for now but he looks dead to me.

(Replay)

TBA: So Carlidge was t-boned by Brad Maverick Gonzalez. Then he had serious damage and was hit again by rookie racer Dale Earnhardt. Carlidge was on fire and The King, part-timer Claude Scruggs, Alloy Wilson, Tom Landis, Joe Carbureski and Ernie Gearson were also involved. Landis was hit by a debris causing him to go airborne 2 centimeters high and flip over 15 times according to Pinkie.

(Back live)

TBA: We're live from Beachside Speedway where Carlidge just DIED! It even involves, Strip Weathers. Even freaking CLAUDE SCRUGGS was involved and I can't believe a rookie crashed along with a part-timer.
1994 Rev N Go 350

This race is **mega** historic for Terry Henderson's new backup. This race at Phoenix is won by Rusty Cornfuel with Ernie Gearson second beating Chick Hicks for third. Dale Sr in 4th. Ruby Oaks sadly has a DNF because his engine blew and it starts smoking on lap 165 and Magnet Face Johnny Blamer spins on the first lap itself on turn 4 before he was hit on the front end by part time racer Slider Petrolski while also involving Andrew Axler and another part timer Dale Earnhardt Jr. James Cleanair finished 6th just behind The King in 5th.

## Transcript

### Terry Henderson's new backup

Spike: We know we will have a backup flag man! Wait? Is that! is that! IS THAT RON FORD!!! UNBELIEVABLE! HISTORIC!!! TERRY HENDERSON'S NEW BACKUP IS HERE FOR THE 1994 REV N GO 350 FOR A ONE TIME RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinkie: OH MY GOD!(faints)

Johnny: WAIT! TERRY'S SECOND BACKUP!!!!!!

Eugene: YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: WHAT A HISTORIC MOMENT HERE AT PHOENIX TODAY!! TERRY HENDERSON'S BACKUP!!!!!

### BOOGITY's + First lap crash

Spike: ALL RACERS READY!? HERE WE GO! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!!!!!! LET'S GO RACING BOYS AS TERRY HENDERSON'S NEW BACKUP IS HERE!!!!! (On-boards of The King, Chick, Ernie and Haul are shown)

Pinkie: OH NO! TROUBLE TURN 4! JOHNNY BLAMER SPINS OUT!!! HE IS HIT BY SLIDET PETROLSKI!!! ANDREW AXLER INVOLVED AND DALE JR IS IN IT AS WELL!!!!!!

Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOO! BARELY THE FIRST (Popeye toot) TURN!!!! (cries)

Spike: THE RACE GETS EVEN MORE HISTORIC EVERY MINUTE! A FIRST LAP CRASH TAKES OUT FOUR CARS INCLUDING THE CRYING BOY MAGNET FACE JOHNNY BLAMER!!!!!!

Johnny (crying): NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew: It's ok Johnny. I am here to help.

Johnny (cries 19 times less): Thanks.

### Ruby's Engine

Spike: UH OH! Looks like somebody is smoking on the backstretch! Looks to be Misti Motorkrass! OH NO! IT'S RUBY EASY OAKS!!!!!!!!! I SEE THAT PAINT AND IT IS DEFINITELY RUBY EASY OAKS SMOKING!!!!!!!

Pinkie: OUR GOD!!!!!!!!!

(Easy Idle team radio)

Ruby: I blew my engine! This (Dolphin Censor) sucks as I'm out of the race!

Felix Dougcar: Yeah sorry Ruby. I hope you do good next race Ruby!

(end of radio)
1986 CASCAR Super Series

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## 1986 CASCAR Super Series

The **1986 CASCAR Super Series** was the 1st annual season of the CASCAR Super Series.

## Racers

* **Bold - Rookie**
* () - Manufacturer

1. (Stodgey) Calm Air 2 - Liam Ford
2. (Shyster) Backers 7 - Danill Revvik
3. (Stodgey) Bison Transport 9 - Lando Drivechain
4. (Capitol) CityWest 10 - Harold Gears
5. (Axxelo) Royal Bank of Canada 13 - Hillary West
6. (Brawny) Brookfield Corporation 15 - Larry Aikens
7. (White) CAE Inc. 16 - Luke Wheeler
8. (Capitol) Buckley's 18 - Perry Leadfoot
9. (Crown) Power Corporation of Canada 20 - Chris Danman
10. (Stodgey) Pinty's 24 - Gearsley White
11. (Shyster) Fresh Scent 26 - George McDrift
12. (Capitol) BC Research 27 - Hugo Melvin
13. (Brawny) Canwest 35 - Fred Shyster
14. (Stodgey) AHED 38 - Dan Rock
15. (White) Canalta Hotels 40 - Adam Brawny
16. (Shyster) Bank of Montreal 42 - T.J. Gearson
17. (Capitol) Bell Canada 43 - Carburettor Tireson
18. (Axxelo) Grandol Oil Co. 44 - Keith Arnoldson
19. (Brawny) Balllard Power Systems 65 - Jack West
20. (Shyster) Sludgee 72 - Dave Intersections
21. (White) A&W 83 - Sarah Axler
22. (White) Black Press 85 - Laura Tireson
23. (Axxelo) Bluenotes 94 - Denny Brawny
24. (Stodgey) DataShift 98 - Keith Stodgey
1978 Michigan 200

The most historic CARCA race of the 1970's. Best known for Paul Oilson's career ending crash. A deadly first lap crash involving ten cars happened in which Paul made contact with Alex Rodriguez before climbing the side of Charlie Glotzcar and sent himself 10 meters in the air before hitting hard onto the ground on his roof.

The other seven cars involved are Edward Hendrick, David Carson, Bill Racelott, Frederick Gearman, James W Smith, Finn Wisconsin, and Leroy Yarborough. Despite the career ending crash he supports Peter in racing and attends lots of his races.

Cale Yarborough won with Bobby Carllison second and Willy Curber 3rd. Neil Bonnett is 4th.

## Transcript

### "BOOGITY's" + Paul's Career Ending Crash

David: BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY! LET'S GO RACING BOYS!

Brent: TROUBLE TURN 3! FREDERICK GEARMAN INTO DAVID CARSON! EDWARD HENDRICK SPINS!!! PAUL OILSON TRIES TO DODGE EDWARD BUT MAKES CONTACT WITH ALEX RODRIGUEZ! PAUL IS GOING STILL! ***HE HAS CLIMBED THE SIDE OF CHARLIE GLOTZCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*** ***HE GOES UP IN THE AIR AND FALLS HARD ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST HISTORIC RACE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

David: I think Paul's career might be over. Besides I think he's dead.

Charlie: Who climbed my side?

Charlie's crew chief: Not sure!

Paul (so weak that he sounds like he is about to die): What happened?

Bill: Are you okay Paul?

Paul (ultra weak): No.

Frederick: Is he gonna die?

Paul (ultra weak): Most likely so. But for sure I might have my career ended if I survive. (faints and nearly dies)

Alex: Paul?

Edward: Wake up!
1981 Los Angeles 500

The 1981 Los Angeles 500 is a nice race, because Kraig Shiftright won this race at beating The King by a mile. During the race, a spectator named John Wheelshift (who is a 1954 Oldsmobile 88) got killed while William Highbanks cut the fence and flipped over nine times before landing on his roof. James missed one race and Aikens replaced him.
1984 Heartland 500

The 33rd race of the 1984 season, the Heartland 500, is well known because of a crash on lap 70 that took out Rusty Cornfuel, James Cleanair, Klint Shiftright, Eugene Carbureski, Sammy Smelter, Andrew Axler and Ronald Oaks. Rusty was hit at 17g force by Klint and Rusty missed one race because he is part-time and another because of recovering damage of the hit.

Kraig Shiftright wins with Alloy Wilson second and third belonging to The King. Chick Hicks is fifth due to Johnathan Melter being fourth.

Cole Speedland had a brake failure on lap 63 and Don Chapcar had punctured a tire on lap 127. FLOYD FREAKING MULVHILL and Murray Clutchburn finished 6th and 7th. Ernie Gearson crashed on lap 41.

All part-timers minus Larry Smith Kevin Racingtire attended because Kevin was demoted back to CARCA and races very few races and Larry is part-time. Misti Motorkrass is 17th with HER CRUSH CLAUDE SCRUGGS IN 18TH!!!

## Transcript

### Lap 70 Crash

Spike: TROUBLE! RUSTY CORNFUEL, EUGENE CARBURESKI, ANDREW AXLER, JAMES CLEANAIR, KLINT SHIFTRIGHT, SAMMY SMELTER AND RONALD OAKS ALL INVOLVED! AND KLINT HITS THE PART-TIMER HARD! 17G FORCE ACCORDING TO MY MIND! THAT IS INSANE! I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY ***LIFE!***

Pinkie: OH MY GOD! THIS GIVES BAD MEMORIES OF **GREG CANDYMAN IN NIGHTDONA! AHHHH!**

(Vinyl Toupee Team Radio)

Crusty: DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

James: Yup we did! Pretty bad stuff!

Denny: Rusty's hurt bad though.

(End of Radio)

Pinkie: As we see a replay we see that James and Rusty touched and Rusty went into the wall and then Klint hits him HARD! Meanwhile James took out Sammy who took out Eugene before Ronald and Andrew involve themselves by crashing into Klint and Rusty.

Ronald: Crap!

Rusty: OW I NEED GASPRIN HOOD ACHE RELIEF NOWW!

Eugene: You go Sammy I'm leaking oil!

Sammy: No James you go I'm damaged!

James Cleanair: I'm too weak and my tire came off! Andrew and Klint are damaged!

Eugene: This leaves YOU Ronald! YOU MUST GO AND POSSIBLY SAVE A RACER BY HELPING HIM! DO IT FOR THE FANS RONALD JUST DO IT!

Ronald: OK OK! I am going to go get Floyd, The King, Paul, Luke and Roger.

## Results

1. Kraig Shiftright - 200 laps

2. Alloy Wilson - 200 laps

3. The King - 200 laps

4. Johnathan Melter - 200 laps

5. Chick Hicks - 200 laps

6. Floyd Mulvhill - 200 laps

7. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps

8. Billy Ford - 200 laps

9. Tom Landis - 200 laps

10. Don Alternators - 200 laps

11. Ron Pitcar - 200 laps

12. Slide Powers - 200 laps

13. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps

14. Haul Inngas - 200 laps

15. Mike Seasons - 200 laps

16. Bill Brady - 200 laps

17. Misti Motorkrass - 200 laps

18. Claude Scruggs - 200 laps

19. Bernie Simpson - 200 laps

20. James Robson - 200 laps

to be continued by Ruby Easy Oaks
1984 N20 Cola 400 at Talladega

The 1984 N20 Cola 400 at Calladega Superspeedway is a Piston Cup race. A huge crash on lap 6 that was caused by Chick Hicks pushing James Cleanair took out 11 cars. Nobody missed races though. COLE SPEEDLAND wins with arch enemy Johnathan Melter second and third going to Klint Shiftright and his father Kraig getting 4th. Chick Hicks (the one who caused the accident) would place the fifth spot, as usual. The King spun out on lap 142 and failed to finish, so he did not place in the top 10.10.

## Transcript

### Big One!

Chick: YOU'RE OUT, JAMES! (pushes James Cleanair)

Pinkie: BIG ONE! JAMES CLEANAIR PUSHED CHICK HICKS! EUGENE CARBURESKI APPEARS TO BE HIT BY CLEANAIR! CLAUDE SCRUGGS INVOLVED! EVEN HIS CRUSH MISTI INVOLVED! RON PITCAR AND ***RONALD OAKS INVOLVED!*** EVEN GREG FREAKIN LOCKE AND TOM LANDIS ARE INVOLVED! ROOKIE LOCKE OUT OF THE RACE! ROOKIE TANREV ALSO INVOLVED! WHAT A (Dolphin Censored) CRASH! CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!

Spike: Incredible crash here at Calladega.

(Replay)

Spike: So Chick pushed Cleanair causing him to involve Eugene. Then Mike Seasons and Sammy Smelter spun to crash into Eugene and James. Greg Locke then crashed into Sammy. Then Landis hit Pitcar and involved many others, including the godliest current racer RONALD OAKS! Rusty Cornfuel is seen hitting Pitcar and taking no injuries. Nobody will miss races.

(Live)

Pinkie: We're back live here at Calladega Superspeedway where a big crash caused by Chick happens.