Corporate

> *"I can not stop menstruating. It was very embarrassing."*
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**Corporate Corporate** is a desperate KSD Soldier and cop from Koopa City. He wants to be an archaeologist, while also wanting them. When first meeting Mario, he asks him to retrieve his hat stolen by a Smoker.

Once this task is completed, the two parties merge (aka "go corporate"). Corporate views the world through a materialistic lens and is always willing to make a profit, even at the expense of others.

## History

Prior to the events of Book of Mario 64, Corporate kidnaps Professor Kuba Colorade. He then relocates to Koopa City to recoup. During his time there, he settles into a life of domesticity: he marries, gets a job, and acquires a horse. This tranquil lifestyle is disrupted when a group of pesky Smokers raid Koopa City and plunder the resident's hats, including Corporate's headgear.

Upon his second encounter with Mario, he alludes to his kidnapping by expressing his desire to take better care of bodies. After reuniting with his treasured Copper Shell, he spills the beans to Mario: "Good? Well, I have him. I had a professor my balls. Impressive, am I right?".

In Section 7, a Two-dimensional Soul impersonates Corporate. During the exchange with his doppelganger, Corporate announces his desire to have a baby. According to Goverman, Corporate has a special flavor and also wants a carbon bracelet.

During the epilogue, Corporate tells Parakarius about how he filled out the paperwork to adopt a daughter. Additionally, he begins an affair with Colorade.

## Attacks

Corporate has 4 Capacities to choose from in battle:

* **Shell Unlock (0 FP):** *"Toss a bullet at the enemy."*

* **Power Force (3 FP):** *"Drop the cup of all enemies to the ground."*

* **Circle Guns (4 FP):** *"All the enemies on earth are losing and paralyzing."*

* **Hell (5 FP):** *"Attack all enemies on the floor with a flame foam."*
* Out of all these attacks, circle guns is the strongest, since all the enemies on earth are losing and paralyzing, meaning all enemies on earth start the battle paralyzed and 50% of battles make the enemy run away for the rest of the game, sadly, it does not stack. Hell is 2nd place due to only attacking all enemies on the floor with flame foam, which works everywhere, but only if enemies are on the floor. Shell unlock is 3rd since you toss a bullet at the enemy, dealing BIG damage, since it's a bullet.

## Menu Description

"This adventure Koopa wants to be an archeologist. It represents the famous archaeologist in the world. Press [down] to get a little distance."

## Quotes

* "*I call to witness the end of all things, it follows... As Corporate!*"
* *"What's wrong with your eyes? Do you love me!? Cheater! Who you really are? Please tell me '**what is called as '**a*  name?'"
* *"What...four... '**Whaaat'**! No way! I had my trench!!*"
* *"I'm not lying?  Mario just...you know, I'm Corporate? You know...friend?"*
* *"Because, your mouth adjusted to derive the result!"*
* *"Good! Yes, I love you! You're a good shooter, it feels like work!"*
* *"I want a baby! Have you forgotten?"*

## Trivia

* Similarly to Carbon, Corporate has the ability to destroy all enemies on Earth using his shell.
	+ Since Corporate and Carbon are so far the only Troop of KSD band members in Book of Mario, it can be assumed that most Troops of KSD have this ability.
	+ It is to be noted though that Corporate never uses Wrestling Shell Dread in-game, so it could be him bluffing.
* Corporate's signature move, Circle Guns, is so badass that all of his enemies on Earth are paralyzed in awe.
* Corporate is admired by the women of Colorado. He receives cooking tips from them on many occasions.
* Corporate menstruates despite being male.
* Corporate sets himself on fire to unleash the forces of Hell.
* Corporate wants archaeologists like Colorade.
* It's possible Goverman's Cup is connected to Corporate's Power Force attack.