Just The Job (song)

**Just The Job** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

Other variants of the song appear on Disc 6 of the Soundtrack: Just The Job, A Political Finale, Just The Back, Drunk And Angry, Just The Country, Sober And Happy, Just Rock And Roll, A Default Finale, Just That Swing, Carnage Finale, Just A Synth, Fight Path Finale, The Long Job, and Mama's Lullaby.

## Description

Just The Job is the eighteenth track for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It plays during one of the potential "Advance Speaks Out" headline options during Day ???: The Lockdown, and serves as the base template for other song variations to derive from.

## Variants

##### Just The Job (Disc 6)

Just The Job is the hundred-and-thirtieth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the first on Disc 6. It plays during the start of the Default Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement.

##### A Political Finale

A Political Finale is the hundred-and-thirty-second track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the third on Disc 6. It plays during the end of the Political Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement, Eamon Tightly, and associated guests.

##### Just The Back

Just The Back is the hundred-and-thirty-fourth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the fifth on Disc 6. It plays during the start of the Intervention Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement.

##### Drunk And Angry

Drunk And Angry is the hundred-and-thirty-fifth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the sixth on Disc 6. It plays in the background during the end of the Off-Track Sober & Angry and the Off-Track Drunk & Angry Paths of Day -49: Bits of Your Life.

##### Just The Country

Just The Country is the hundred-and-thirty-seventh track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the eighth on Disc 6. It plays during the start of the Carnage Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement.

##### Sober And Happy

Sober And Happy is the hundred-and-thirty-ninth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the tenth on Disc 6. It plays during the end of the Off-Track Sober & Happy Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement.

##### Just Rock And Roll

Just Rock And Roll is the hundred-and-fourty-first track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the twelfth on Disc 6. It plays during the start of the Fight Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement.

##### A Default Finale

A Default Finale is the hundred-and-fourty-third track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the fourteenth on Disc 6. It plays during the end of the Default Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement, Eamon Tightly, and associated guests.

##### Just That Swing

Just That Swing is the hundred-and-fourty-fifth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the sixteenth on Disc 6. It plays during the start of the Brother Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement.

##### Carnage Finale

Carnage Finale is the hundred-and-fourty-seventh track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the eighteenth on Disc 6. It plays during the end of the Carnage Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement, Eamon Tightly, and associated guests.

##### Just A Synth

Just A Synth is the hundred-and-fourty-ninth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the twentieth on Disc 6. It plays during the start of the Political Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement.

##### Fight Path Finale

Fight Path Finale is the hundred-and-fifty-first track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the twenty-second on Disc 6. It plays during the end of the Fight Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Eamon Tightly and associated female guests.

##### The Long Job

The Long Job is the hundred-and-fifty-third track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the twenty-fourth on Disc 6. It plays during the end of the Off-Track Drunk & Happy Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, as a musical performance by Peter Clement, Eamon Tightly, and associated guests.

##### Mama's Lullaby

Mama's Lullaby is the hundred-and-fifty-eighth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the twenty-ninth on Disc 6. It plays during the end of the Intervention Path of Day -49: Bits of Your Life, sung by Fanny Clement.

## Lyrics

### Just The Job (Disc 1)

Hey, this well aught to take you back a little bit

I mean, seriously, why have a lock down without a lock in, eh?

Here we go

When you're feeling hopeless

And you just can't work things out

I've got Just. The. Job

When there's too much water

For a little tiny spout

I've got Just. The. Job

Missus, when your pipes have clogged

And all your walls have stains

I'll pop around when your hubby's out

And root among your drains

But don't you mind, I'll long be gone

When he comes back again

And that's Just. The. Job!

I've got the perfect tool!

### Just The Job (Disc 6)

When you're feeling hopeless

And you just can't work things out

I've got Just. The. Job

When there's too much water

For a little tiny spout

I've got Just. The. Job

Missus, when you're sat at home

One sunny afternoon,

I'll bring me great big toolkit in,

And shove it up your flume!

Well, it might look pretty daunting,

but believe me you've got room,

Cos it's Just. The. Job!

### A Political Finale

When you're feeling destitute

And just can't face the week

I've got Just The Job

When you read the papers

And it all seems pretty bleak,

I've got Just The Job

Missus when your walls are damp

He always use protection

He'll bring a load of scaffold up

And build a huge erection

You'll get a damn good polling

Then he'll win the next election

Coz that's Just The Job

### Just The Back

When you've lost your mojo

And you just can't shred your axe

I got Just. The. Job

When that stupid monkey

Won't stop clawing at your back

I got Just. The. Job

When your coving's droopy

And your putty won't get hard

I'll pop round in the evening

With some screaming lead guitar!

And missus then I'll show you

Ten new uses for a flard

'Cause that's Just. The. Job!

### Just The Country

When you're feeling cheeky

But there's no-one there to play

I got Just The Job

When your doors are squeaky

But your hubby's gone away

I got Just The Job

Missus in the pickup -

I got lubricants galore

I'll get you where you wanna go

And maybe some place more

So why don't we get started

Right here on the pantry floor?

Cos that's Just... The... Job!

### Sober And Happy

When you look around you

And you're miles and miles off track

I've got Just The Job

Sometimes it's impossible

To get the smoothness back

But that's Just The Job

It's difficult to contemplate

But contemplate you must

When church and state have failed you

And you're trying to adjust

If you can't trust the telly

Then there's nothing left to trust

Guess that's Just The Job

### Just Rock And Roll

Shoop showaddywaddy, shoop showaddywaddy

Shoop showaddywaddy, shoop showaddywaddy

Shoop showaddywaddy, shoop showaddywaddy

Shoop showaddywaddy, shoobadeedoowah!

When you're feeling restless and you

Just can't stay the course, I got

Just. The. Job

When you smell an odour but you

Just can't find the source, I got

Just. The. Job!

Get me in the morning, I'm a

Bright and breezy chap

I'll take my great big plunger, and I'll

Slip it down your trap

And once I'm finished pumping, missus

You'll sure need a nap

'Cause that's Just. The. Job!

### A Default Finale

When you're sitting listless

In a dull and lifeless room

I've got Just The Job

When you need a friend to come

And blow away the gloom

I've got Just The Job!

If you're feeling all backed up

Or needing some repair

I'll pop round in the morning

When you haven't done your hair

But once he's finished banging

Missus you won't even care

And that's Just The Job

### Just That Swing

Just... just... just that job

Just... just... just that job

Just... just... just that job

Just... just... just...

When the skies are cloudy

On a Friday afternoon

I've got just... I've got Just The Job (Just... the... just, just, just that job)

When it's all so dowdy

That it leaves you sad and gloomy

I've got just... I've got just... Just that job (Just.. the... just... the... Just the... Just The Job)

Lady when your handyman (Ba, ba)

Turns out to be a hound (Ba, ba)

I'll come and do it my way (Ba, ba)

While there's no-one else around (Ba, ba)

I'll take my time while you recline

And then skip right out of town

'Cos that's Just... The... Job! (Just... just... just...)

### Carnage Finale

When you('re feeling pissed) (need a break) from all the

Trouble and the strife

He's got Just The Job (Grumnuts!)

When you need some fun

And games to brighten up your life

He's got Just The Job (Gussetsucker!)

If you need a friendly face

Or if you're feeling glum

He'll pop round with a stiff one

And you'll both have lots of fun (Toss ladle!)

And mate, if you don't like it

You can shove it up your bum!

And that's Just The Job!

### Just A Synth

When you feel lethargic

And your life is monotone

I've got Just. (Just) The. (The) Job

When the melody of life

Is nothing but a drone

I've got Just. (Just) The. (The) Job

If your woofer's dusty

And it just can't raise a smile

I'll modulate your flanger

And I'll twiddle with your dials

Believe me, you will hit a note

You've not hit in a while

That's Just. (Just) The. (The) Job

### Fight Path Finale

When you're feeling angry

And your world has lost its glitz

We've got Just The Job

When you want to take your life

And smash it into Bits

We've got Just The Job

When your leaks need plugging

Round the back beside the bin

You're running out of options

With your patience running thin

He'll take a great big run up

And just ram the bastard in

And that's Just The Job

### The Long Job

When it seems like everything's

About to fall apart

I've got Just The Job

When you need a leader

With a massive great big 'eart

I've got Just The Job

Missus when the folks around

You seem to lose the plot

And run around like chickens

Who have had their heads lopped off

I have a plan to take command

And get us back on top

And it's Just The Job!

And oh, when you're feeling low

Missus let me take you where you're crying

Out to go...

That's sea of dreams... of unexpected

Schemes, wondrous highs and nice surprises

Nothing in between

'Cos if a job's worth doing

Then it's worth doing right

'Cos 20 minutes fumbling

Won't even last a night

Everybody!

When you're feeling hopeless

And you just can't work things out

I've got Just The Job!

When there's too much water

For a little tiny spout

I've got Just The Job!

Missus, when your pipes have clogged

And all your walls have stains

I'll pop around when your hubby's out

And root among your drains

And don't you mind, I'll long be gone

When he comes back again

And that's Just The Job!

### Mama's Lullaby

When you're feeling sleepy

But you just keep crying out

Ma's got Just The Job

When it's overwhelming

And there's nobody about

Ma's got Just The Job

Troubles come like sunsets

Every single day

Brave men stand and fight with them

Cowards run away

But if you've made things better

When your time has come to stay

Then that's Just The Job