Baby-Sh*tter!

## Plot

Davie attempts to babysit his younger siblings for a day.

## Characters

* Kameron
* Renee
* Davie
* Block
* Kayla
* Darcie
* Victor

## Script

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

Kameron is shown eating out the door with Renee, Arion, and Nehemiah. Davie walks up

**Davie**: So, where are you going again?

**Kameron**: I'm going to the arcade. I gotta get that new bike I wanted.

**Davie**: What am I gonna do?

**Kameron**: Uhh, watch your younger siblings while I'm gone. Duh.

**Davie**: Do I HAVE to?

**Arion**: How about a bet?

**Davie**: Great answer! If i do this without problems, I want that bike!

**Kameron**: *[Gasps and looks at Arion]* Arion, are you crazy?

**Arion**: Aw, come on. Nothing will happen. Plus, it gives him a motivation.

**Kameron**: Fine...*[Turns around and shakes his hand]* Bet! *[Leaves with the others]*

**Nehemiah**: Hurry up, slow poke. *[Davie closes the door]*

**Davie**: Okay, how hard can it be? All i gotta do is watch a few kids. Can't be this hard. *[Goes in the kitchen and finds Block waiting]*

**Block**: Dave? Where's Kameron? I want a burger!

**Davie**: He left me incharge for the day. I can make it for you. *[Davie puts a chef hat on and starts flipping patties]* This'll only take a second.

**Block**: *[Walks up to Davie]* I don't have a second. *[Turns up one of the dials, causing fire to shoot the patty upwards, and it falls right onto Davie's eyeball]*

**Davie:** *[screams and covers his eyes]* IT BURNS! Oh, my eye! Block, give me some flipping water!

**Block**: I'm on it! *[Opens a cabinet to see CLEARLY labeled drinks: Water, Hot Sauce, Orange Juice, Fruit Punch, and Pink Lemonade]* Hmm, which is the water?

**Davie**: Block! Hurry up!

**Block**: Okay! Hold on! *[Grabs the Hot Sauce and gives it to Davie. Davie picks up the hot sauce and squirts it in his eye. This causes his eye to catch fire.]*

**Davie**: *[Screams]* Block! You- Ahhh!

**Block**: Wait, so the red bottle labeled "Hot Sauce" isn't water?

**Davie**: NO!!!

**Robert:** *[Wearing a firefighter outfit. Kicks open the kitchen door and walks out while holding a fire extinguisher]* I smell something burning.

**Davie:** Yeah. Probably my eye.

**Robert:** I am here to save you! *[Robert blows the extinguisher in his face.]*

**Davie:** Ow! You missed a spot. *[Robert flashes it in his face three times.]*

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - BACKYARD - DAY

Davie sits in the backyard with sunglasses on.

**Davie**: Finally, I can relax. *[Victor crawls on him]* H-hey! Hey! Ow! Who's- *[Removes the sunglasses]* Oh, Vic. What do you want?

**Victor**: *[Babbles: "Play with me"]*

**Davie**: Oh, for crying out loud...Uhh...Think of something, Davie. You don't have time for this...*[Victor gets impatient and starts growling. He then bites Davie]* Ow! I'm working on it! I'm working on it. *[Sees a pile of mud labeled: "Mud Pool"]* Yes! *[Puts Victor in the mud and gives him a submarine toy]* Here, play with this!

**Victor**: *[Shakes the toy up and down. He puts it in the mud and it sinks]* huh? *[He starts digging]*

**Davie**: There. Now, I can relax. *[Relaxes until mud is thrown onto his face]* Ow! What the heck?! *[More mud hits him]*

**Victor:** Hmph. *[digs through the mud while throwing some on Davie]*

**Davie:** Victor?

**Victor:** *[Babbles]* "Where's...subby?"

**Davie:** Victor? Victor!

**Victor:** *[digs even faster, babbles]* "Subby won't service upwards!"

**Davie:** VICTOR! *[Victor stops and turns around to see Davie covered in mud]* Thank you. *[Victor pulls mud off of Davie]*

**Victor:** *[Babbles]* Here, let me- Subby! I found it!

**Davie**: Good! Now, play somewhere else!

**Victor**: *[Babbles]* Me play in bathtub! *[Crawls away]*

**Davie**: Phew, that'll keep him distracted. *[Cleans off the mud and goes inside and scrubs the mud off in the sink.]* I hope mud stains aren't permanat. *[He finds Kayla sitting in the upstairs hallway]*

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - UPSTAIRS HALLWAY

**Kayla:** Davie? I need your help with something.

**Davie**: *[Groans]* Well, this BETTER be important. *[Cut to Kayla's Room. Davie is dressed in a green princess dress with make up on]* I said IMPORTANT, Kayla!

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - KAYLA'S ROOM

**Kayla**: But, this IS important! Please, hold still. *[Paints red on Davie's nails]*

**Davie**: *[looks away]* Are you done yet...

**Kayla**: Heh, almost...done! *[Audrey comes in]*

**Audrey**: So, Kayla, did you- *[Sees Davie in a dress]*

**Davie**: *[Looks at Audrey and then down at himself]* Uhh, I can explain...

**Audrey**: *[Giggles]* You look pretty, Davie...or should I say Davina? *[Davie takes off the dress]*

**Davie**: Sorry, Kayla. *[Blushing]* But, why don't you test this on Audrey instead.

**Audrey**: *[Smirks]* I think Davina- *[Davie covers Audrey's mouth]*

**Davie**: It's...Davie...*[Leaves the room. Audrey frowns a little. Davie stretches and sees pins stuck in his body]* Oh, great. Thanks, Kayla...*[Darcie runs up to Kameron]* Davie, I'm in enough pain as it is. Please, have mercy.

**Darcie**: *[Babbles]* Feet are cold and wetty.

**Davie**: Oh. *[Picks up Darcie]* You need me to change your diaper. Ow! There's something tickling my nose. *[pulls the pin from his nose, and deflates. He blows himself back up]* Wait, hold on...*[Looks down and sees the hallway flooded]*

**Darcie**: *[Babbles]* Pooly! *[Davie walks into the bathroom and sees Victor overflooded the bathtub while playing with his submarine.]*

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - BATHROOM

**Davie**: Victor! What did you do?!

**Victor**: *[Babbles]* Me a Waterman! *[The tub explodes and the entire castle is over loaded with water. Block is shown getting something out of the refrigerator]*

**Block**: If Davie can't make a good burger, I'll do it myself! *[Pulls out strawberry cake]* Mmmh! On second thought- *[The water submerges him and ruins the cake.]* Mph! Mmph! cakey! *[Davie swims upwards to the ceiling to not drown. Kayla, Audrey, Robert, Block, and Darcie follow him. Davie's phone rings]*

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - HALLWAY

**Davie**: Hello?!

**Kameron**: Hey, buddy! I got the bike!

**Arion**: I WIN MARIO KART AGAIN!!! DO YOU HEAR ME, KAMERON?! *[Shakes Kameron]* I GOTTA WIN!!!

**Kameron**: Yes! Yes! I hear you! *[Shoves him]* Anyway, we're heading home. Is everything okay?

**Davie**: *[Nervous]* Yes, everything's okay! Everything is- *[Gets water splashed on him]* Okay!

**Kameron**: Davie...I hear water...

**Davie**: We're in the pool!

**Audrey**: The Beach!

**Victor**: *[Babbles]* Bathtub!

**Davie**: No, we're in the pool!

**Kameron**: Cool! I'm heading home! *[Leaves]* Cya!

**Davie**: Oh, crap...

**Robert**: Lemme handle this! *[Robert enhales all the water and his head becomes bloated]*

**Davie**: Hurry, we need a place to put all the water.

**Kayla**: Outside!

**Davie**: But then the streets will be flooded!

**Robert**: I have an idea! *[Robert kicks open Kameron's room and pukes the water and floods his room. Robert slams the door shut]* There!

**Davie**: Are you sure this is a good idea?

**Robert**: Yeah, as long as no one goes in there. *[Kameron and the others come home]*

**Audrey**: The others are home!

**Block**: Well, good! Somebody can make me a sandwich! *[They run downstairs. Davie hugs Kameron]*

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - ENTERANCE

**Renee**: So, how was the job, Dave?

**Davie**: Perfect!

**Kameron**: Fantastic! Here's *[Slightly cries]* your bike!

**Davie**: Great! Thankies!

**Renee:** Kam, don't cry...

**Nehemiah**: Dude, what's the matter?

**Kameron**: I lost me bet! *[Walks to his room]*

**Renee**: Where's Victor? *[Arion drives in riding a car similar to Mario's]*

**Arion**: Beep! Beep! *[Runs over Renee and Nehemiah. Davie walks up to Robert, who's playing with Teddy]*

**Davie**: So, what room did you put the water in?

**Robert**: In a door labeled "Kameron's Room"

**Davie**: Cool, cool...*[The 2 look at each other]*

**Davie & Robert**: KAMERON'S ROOM?!?

**Block**: Hey, guys! *[Rushes up with a bigger cake]* I hit the jackpot cake! *[The castle explodes with water everywhere.* *More splashing and sloshing is heard; Everyone is sopping wet and Kameron is looking very much as if he has just had the last straw. Davie looks at him.]*

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - OUTSIDE - DAY

**Kameron**: DAVIE!!!!

**Davie:** *(feigning surprise)* Kameron, you’re all wet!

**Nehemiah**: *[Holding the giant flat screen]* How did you flood the house...?

**Davie**: Woah! Woah! *[Picks up Victor]* It was Victor! He flooded the bathtub!

**Kameron**: Oh, okay! You're grounded, Davie and Victor! How's that sound? *[Davie frowns and walks away. Kameron smiles. Renee picks up Victor]*

**Arion**: *[Moves some rubble while holding Robert]* Why are you smiling?

**Renee**: Yeah, our castle is destroyed...again

**Kameron**: Because...I WON THE BET! THE BIKE IS MINE!!! *[Kameron grabs the now destroyed bike and tries to ride it, but falls over. The episode ends.]*