Suction Cup Man 3: One Hell of a Climb

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*"Go to hell."
"Trust me, I'm way ahead of you!"*
―Guy Business and Suction Cup Man**[src]**
***Suction Cup Man 3: One Hell of a Climb*** is the third episode of the *Suction Cup Man* series.

## Description

You can't kill Suction Cup Man!... Well y'know, except for when you do.

## Plot

### Plot

On another day of Suction Cup Man's classic antics, Guy Business confronts his nemesis once again with a new product, seemingly a water gun, as Suction Cup Man exclaims. But Guy Business tells him there is more to it. Suction Cup Man jokingly guesses it's filled with piss, and by a moment of silence, he is convinced it is. Debunking Suction Cup Man's guess, Guy Business announces it is actually filled with the Anti-Suction Cup Cleaner product. Suction Cup Man asks what the company actually does, to which Guy Business responds that it makes cleaning products, which Suction Cup Man finds to be lame. Aggravated, Guy Business pumps and shoots the water gun, barely reaching the suction cups at all. After mocking him, Guy Business comes closer to shoot him, resulting in Suction Cup Man falling and immediately deploying his parachute. Floating away, Suction Cup Man swears he will back. Nearly finishing his comeback, Guy Business notices Suction Cup Man is heading towards the highway, and despite Suction Cup Man's beliefs of being indestructible, he 'dies' in a heavy car accident. Frightened, Guy Business closes the window.

Following his fate, Suction Cup Man plummets into the fiery pits of Hell. Behind him, the devil himself, Satan, emerges. Satan greets him in his eternal damnation. As Suction Cup Man states words of shock such as "Oh, lord", "Oh, God" and "Oh, Jesus", which Satan does not approve, nonetheless, Suction Cup Man doesn't really care. Trying to silence him and make him face punishment, Suction Cup Man is concerned about the portal he fell out earlier, to which Satan explains it is used as a gateway for dead sinners to arrive in this underworld. As example, a man falls through it and starts running in fear. Suction Cup Man asks if it is possible to go back through it, but Satan tries to make him sure that that is not an option. Suction Cup Man asks the same question further so Satan can elaborate, but Satan simply says that no one is allowed to return to the realm of the living. Further continuing his monologue, Satan is interrupted as Suction Cup Man efforts to climb a pillar. This leads into another argument, such as saying "Fuck you" over and over. After accepting that he is the most "fucked", Satan tells him to call it even between him and Suction Cup Man, which makes Suction Cup Man believe that they are teaming up and decides to sing a friendship song. Satan blasts Suction Cup Man's guitar, but no sooner, Suction Cup Man carefully drags out another and starts vulgarly singing his way out, jumping through the portal. In annoyance, Satan mumbles and walks away.

Whilst Suction Cup Man travels back to consciousness, Guy Business explains to officer Paul Ease details about recent moments before Suction Cup Man's supposed death as the rest of the police department investigates the scene. To the department's surprise, Suction Cup Man rises up and elaborates further on Guy Business' sentence. In realization of Suction Cup Man being alive again, Guy exclaims "Shit!". Suction Cup Man approaches Paul Ease and Guy Business, telling the officer to arrest Guy for attempted murder. However, considering the various disastrous antics of Suction Cup Man, Paul Ease will not do so, which Suction Cup Man does find fair. He asks Guy Business "Same time, next week, dummy?", but receives a "Go to hell". Jokingly, Suction Cup Man tells him that he is way ahead of him, which adds a credit of Suction Cup Man being the executive producer to further expand said gag. Afterwards, Guy Business sprays Suction Cup Man's face with the previously used product, leading to him calling Guy a dick.

### Piemations Merch advertising

Non-canonically, Suction Cup Man, presenting in Guy Business' office, announces the first ever line of Piemations Merch, thus showing off merch related to the Suction Cup Man series as well. Guy Business interrupts this, concerned about how he got in said office. Sarcastically, Suction Cup Man states that he got in by the front door, but immediately shows off his suction cups, calling him a dumbass whilst revealing the true answer. Guy yells, shouting that he should get out. Suction Cup Man climbs out the window and Guy shuts it. Suction Cup Man says that there is one more thing, so Guy Business opens the window, only to hear him saying "Bitch". Guy closes the window once more and walks away. Suction Cup Man says to click the link in the description and thanks the viewers for watching the episode.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Silas McDonnell as Suction Cup Man
* Zach Fuller as Guy Business
* Michael Edwards as Satan

### Supporting Cast

* Robin Nelson as Paul Ease
* Benjamin Kahan as Guy who went to Hell

## Appearances

### Locations

* United States of America
	+ Vertiburg
* Hell

### Items

* Suction cups
* Gateway to Hell
* Anti-Suction Cup Cleaner

### Sentient Species

* Humans
* Demons

## Trivia

* This episode debunks Suction Cup Man's power of never being capable of dying. Going to Hell does mean you have died.
	+ It is thus unclear how Suction Cup Man would've survived his gun-shot wound and fall onto the pavement as seen in *Suction Cup Man! (South Park Inspired Animation)*/*Suction Cup Man (Remastered)*.
* This episode shows that Suction Cup Man has more than one guitar to sing songs with.

## External links

* *Suction Cup Man 3: One Hell of a Climb* on YouTube]