Members of the Phoenix Federation

Hmm? Yes?

Ah, right, hello. Nice to see that you’ve finally arrived - although you ***are*** pretty late - but c’est la vie and all that. The name’s Shinja Miyamoto - you might’ve heard of me, right?

Well you should if you put your ears - I mean your eyes to what Lucy was saying. Anyways, it doesn’t really matter right at this moment. So, why don’t you pull up a seat, pour yourself a whiskey from that bottle that you stole from your parent's liquor cabinet, put on some relaxing Blink 182, and let’s talk about why you’re here, shall we?

You want to know about the the nations in the Phoenix Federation, am I right? I mean, I ***know*** you are, because you wouldn’t be here otherwise, and besides, the Timeslash told me as much before you arrived. But let me reassure you, I’m the premier expert on the P-Fed. Ain’t no-one better than myself, let me tell you. Okay, I'll be honest with you. I'm not the best, but I still have a good enough (and boring) insight on the member states of the Phoenix Fed.

## Founding Members

### Phoenix Empire of Britain

 **Contribution** | Very High

Welcome to Britain, laddie.

The top dog of the Phoenix Federation, the Phoenix Empire is governed by Lucy Chesterfield Quartz, and is also where I have a job of maintaining both this nation and the superstate. It's located in the place where we've discovered this universe, the British Isles (Captain Obvious, I know). Lucy was the one responsible for making this whole Federation up, and thus her nation's name was adopted into the name of the Federation. Our political system? A modified version of the Romans' old republican system. Ideology? Paternal utilitarianism, which had originated from the old days of Imperial Europe, and also pragmatism. We're ruling over Canada, Alaska, Australia, Greenland, and lots of west African parts. Recently, we've been the only ones who used all of our forces trying to root out those 'Vitriolic' bastards who killed a [censored] ton of people of the Federation, who cause mayhem wherever they go, as well as taking over land for the Federation. As they say: keep calm, and carry on, chap.

### Holy Dominion of Israel

 **Contribution** | Very High

Shalom, my friend. My-

Just shut the [censored] up and leave, Golda. I'm trying to explain things here.

Wow. Aren't you so crude.

Israel is Golda's show - you remember Golda, yeah? The Jewish girl I mentioned? Oh wait, I didn't. Oopsie. Anyways, she's rocking the Casbah out in Arabia, Greece, Anatolia, Ethiopia and Egypt. No, don't you worry. She's a very kind gal, just like Lucy, non-Jews can still go on pilgrimages in Zion (yes, Jerusalem is renamed to Zion), Mecca, Medina, and treated as equal to Jews, et al, et al. They're still pretty pissed off about the destruction of Israel by the mad Russians and Persians, or something like that, so their military contribution is second place, right behind Britain. I'd say they're lucky, as this universe's Mideast are mostly arable land, and not 80% desert like we know, and with the oil underneath... Even more lucky, I guess.

### United States of America

 **Contribution** | High

Woah. Hold up - hold up. What are you doing here? This is US territory.

I don't have time to deal with you, to be brutally honest.

Who do you I think I am? I'm Andy Coupe, President of the US of A, and the CEO of the Shinewater Industries. I run this nation, and I'm in the middle of attempting to televise the death of the 'Vitriolics' on a million screens. Glitz, glamour, real mass murder on the small screen, straight to you, safe in the comfort of the house you live in. Our name in lights - the ratings through the atmosphere! My dudes loves the idea - we already have merchandize set up to sell to some other potential buyers in some of the potential universes that the Timeslash has revealed to me. Oh yeah, besides havin' the US, we've got ourselves the tropical paradiso of the Carribeans, as well as taking over Mexico. So, there is no need for Trump's wall for us.

Sod off, pig.

Fine - fine. The hell, man.

### Syndicated French Communes

 **Contribution** | High

Ah, the French. Formerly known as the ‘Tyranny of Love’ in the Timeslash world, these guys have given the Ruskies one bad time. Like seriously, the [censored] Maginot Line wrecked the [censored] out of them. *The [censored] Maginot Line,*murdering tens of tens of Soviet zergs (unfortunately, Russia is the USSR). As the name implies, Marcel Dufort, the Premier of France, is a syndicalist. Anyway, they’ve grabbed France, Libya, Italy, most of the Alps, Belgium, and Tunisia, and split them into states like the US, governed by the Federal government.

Miyamoto, you didn’t sa-

So, as I was saying, get the French Empire and turn it syndicalist and **BAM!** You get this France!

### Empire of the Rising Sun

 **Contribution** | High

The land of the rising sun. They’re still pretty tough guys, I must say, in spite of being nerdy otakus. They’ve colonized all of Southeast Asia, eastern China, Manchuria, Korea, and parts of Siberia. Greedy bastards. Anyway, they are responsible for the Vector jets, Wave-Force and Plasma-cutter technology, as well as the mechs and that “Venus” bot, so I forgive their greed. Uchiwa’s the emperor of Japan, and a good friend of Lucy. But to be brutally honest, he’s pretty immature. In my honest opinion, I’d rather have Supreme Shogun Ieyasu Tokugawa (he’s alive, the Timeslash did it) as the emperor, as he is more competent than Uchiwa does.

Hey! Rude.

If you don’t want the truth, just [censored] off.

Now, where were we? Oh yes, the not-a-founder but contributing member nations.