Satan

*"How DARE you speak to me in this manner? I am the Prince of Darkness, the harbinger of all that is evil! You are in MY realm. You will bow to me, or face the consequences."*
―Satan[src]
**Satan** is a mythical being that rules over his own realm; Hell, where he meets temporary nuisance Suction Cup Man.

## History

### Suction Cup Man's Eternal Damnation

*"Greetings sinful one! Welcome to your eternal damnation!"
"Oh, lord!"
"For your many misdeeds you will suffer everlasting pain throughout a thousand lives!"
"Oh, God!"
"We shall begin with 100 years in the pit of fire!"
"Oh, Jesus!"
"Okay, can you stop with all the "God-talk"? We don't do that here."
"Oh, well excuuuuse me, beardo! It's not like I wanna be here!"*
―**Satan** and Suction Cup Man[src]
Following Suction Cup Man's death, Suction Cup Man is transported to Hell, where he encounters Satan himself. Satan greets the sinful Suction Cup Man and swears to start his threatening with a 100 years in the pit of fire. Whilst doing his monologue, Suction Cup Man swears in shock with words involving God-like themes, which Satan does not approve. Suction Cup Man makes it clear that he does not want to be here in the first place before being silenced. Ordering Suction Cup Man to bow before him, Suction Cup Man points up and asks what he fell through is. Satan explains it to be a gateway from which the sinful arrive. Just then, a man falls down through the gateway and lands next to Suction Cup Man, finishing Satan's explanation. Satan then casually greets the man, who runs off in agony. Suction Cup Man asks what would happen if he were to go back through, a question which Satan laughs at as he is convinced that there is no way. When forced to further elaborate following Suction Cup Man's many questions, Satan comes to the conclusion that no one is supposed to go back.

Although asking what that is supposed to mean, Satan silences him again and further reasons why Suction Cup Man should stay and accept his fate, but instead of listening, Suction Cup Man climbs a pillar, which Satan asks as of why, to which Suction Cup Man states that he got bored and that he is leaving his damnation. Satan and Suction Cup Man enter an argument which leads to insults and swears. Afterwards, Satan says that it should be even between them, which makes Suction Cup Man believe that they are partners and are teaming up, hence having written a friendship song. But, when pulling out his guitar to sing it, Satan blasts it with his eyes. Unfortunately, Suction Cup Man pulls out another and sings his way through escaping Hell whilst Satan continues attacking him. When escaped, Satan mumbles that he is the one who should "eat a dick".

## Personality

Satan is the sadistic Prince of Darkness, harbinger of all that is evil, and many other diabolical things. He is a villain known across the entire world and that is feared upon as he tortures the ones who have sinned, damning them in Hell for the rest of their now miserable lives. But despite his villainous deeds, and also being the embodiment of bad, he is no match upon the heavily annoying Suction Cup Man, who even irritates Satan himself.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

* **Bolts**: Satan shoots yellow bolts out of his eyes when angered, or when ready to attack.
* **Immortality**: It is highly likely that Satan cannot die.

## Relationships

### Enemies

* Suction Cup Man
* God
* Jesus Christ

## Trivia

* There do not appear to be any other Demons except for Satan himself in Hell.
* As Satan exists, it is likely that God and Jesus do too.
	+ As Suction Cup Man has used those names in Hell, Satan states that he does not like "God-talk".
* This iteration of Satan includes his beard, red color, wings and horns, which is used in many versions and conceptions of Satan.
* Satan seems to wear normal brown over-sized pants.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 *Suction Cup Man 3: One Hell of a Climb*