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[the episode starts in the forest, Rhameini and Abraham are walking there]

Rhameini : Hey man! How do you find our ballad?

Abraham : That's wonderful!

Rhameini : Same for me!

[Rhameini sees dirty money on the ground, she takes it]

Abraham : What's that?

Rhameini : This, Abra'm, is the most beautiful creation of god... Money!

Abraham : That's awesome! I love money too!

Rhameini : Normandy is surely the most magic country ever!

Abraham : Oh look! A money house!

Rhameini : [looks at the house and runs into it like a dog] Money! Money! Money!

Jewish Wizard : Hello dear kids! May I help you?

Rhameini : I want your entire house! [takes some money from the house made of money]

Jewish Wizard : Oh! You seem to like it, uh? I will give you my house! But you must let me live in this thingy, okay?

Rhameini : Yeah! Yeah! That's what we want!

Jewish Wizard : Come in! Fellow kids! [Rhameini and Abraham enters into the house]

Abraham : That looks beautiful! But why does money exists?

Rhameini : Because, it's made for pleasure! And... [sees a naked german boy] Oh... Gosh! That kid is so, sexy!

Jewish Wizard : That's my slave! He's working for me!

Rhameini : What's your name you beautiful pig?

German Boy : Was heißt das?

Abraham : I think he's asking you to rape him!

Rhameini : [melts down] Oh... Yeah!

Abraham : [gets touched by a naked girl] Hey! Who are you?

Jewish Wizard : It's my another slave! They are working for me!

Rhameini : [licks the boy's body] Mmh! I love kids!

Jewish Wizard : You only make sex with kids?

Rhameini : Yes! Why not? They are sexy after all!

Abraham : [takes a spoon and puts it in the girl's ear, he takes it out and looks at it, it show's a close-up of the ear-germ] You look very cute!

Girl : [snorts]

Jewish Wizard : Those are Bavarian kids! And you look very sympathic for Normans!

Abraham and Rhameini : Ba... Ba... [looks at the kids] BAVARIANS???!!!

Rhameini : I'm so sorry for raping you! Please forgive me! [throws herself on the ground] FORGIVE ME!!!

Abraham : At least I did nothing wrong!

Jewish Wizard : What's wrong?

Rhameini : You... Bastard! You made me rape an innocent! I thought he was Prussian!

Jewish Wizard : Oh! You're one of these Gallists! Aren't ya?

Abraham : Duh... Yeah! We're Gallists! What does Gallist means?

Rhameini : Shut up Wizard and go to hell!

Jewish Wizard : Ooh! I'm so scared! You don't scare me you stupid humans! All hail Satan, all hail SATAN!

Rhameini : You're jewish... But overall, you're Satanist?!! I will kill you... Uhh... Bavarians! I order you to attack this pile offffffffff crap!

[the Bavarian kids attack the Jewish Wizard, the boy tears out his flesh with a knife as the girl is crushing the wizard's head]

Rhameini : C'mon Abraham! Let's go back to our house!

[Rhameini and Abraham go back to their house, their mom and dad are angry]

Mom : Why did you leave the house?

Dad : We told you not to leave the house!

Rhameini : Shut up! Slave! Give me a cup of tea and you, slave, you'll give me naked Prussian girls! Or boys, they are more sexy... But don't give me adults! I want kids!

Abraham : One cup of Prussian little girl's crap please!

[the dad and the mom give to Rhameini a naked prussian boy and they press on a prussian girl's stomach to make her poop in a cup, they give it to Abraham]

Abraham : [drinks the crap] Mmh! Delicious!

Rhameini : Surely better than the Jew Wizard! [laughs as she licks the prussian boy's torso as she watches Abraham]

Abraham : You forgot the money!

Rhameini : I know how I would take it back! Just let this prussian fart on my ass! [the prussian boy gets down as Rhameini sits on his butt, the prussian boy farts really hard and Rhameini is propulsed into the money house, she sees the dead body of the Jew Wizard, his body is rotten and there are cockroaches coming out of his mouth]

Rhameini : Alright, I guess I should call Abraham for that [takes phone and calls Abraham with it] Abraham?

Abraham : [the camera cuts to Abraham drinking the crap, he's holding the phone as he is pressing the prussian girl's belly, she poops in the cup] Yes, what do you want?

Rhameini : I think this house will be very good for us two! You should go back to the Jewish idiot's house!

Abraham : Mmh! [eats the prussian girl's poop] Okay! I'll go!

Dad : What did I tell you?

Abraham : [presses on the prussian girl's belly and puts his hand under her butt, he takes her poop and throws it at his parents] Take it! [leaves the house, joins Rhameini]

Rhameini : Look at this beautiful house! It's the most magic thing in the whole world!

Abraham : So? We need some money to buy the house!

Rhameini : We don't need money! This house is the money!

Abraham : Oh! And where are the...

Random kid : I'm just taking a pass... [goes to the toilet, he's standing on the toilet bowl as he contracts his butt really hard to poop, he starts to poop and it covers the whole toilets, he comes out of the toilets] Thank you! [walks away]

[Rhameini and Abraham both look at what the toilets became]

Rhameini : Oh! Gosh! Look a this horror!

Abraham : That's not really scary!

Rhameini : Look at the toilets idiot!

Abraham : [looks at the toilets] Oh... Okay... That's pretty disgusting...

Rhameini : Let's wash it then!

[Rhameini and Abraham start washing the toilets as the days pass]

Rhameini : [she became old] Phew! Finally! We've done it!

Abraham : [he became old, he has a beard] Yeah! That was long!

[both Rhameini and Abraham become young again and start to wait]

Rhameini : So? What do we do? [sits on the couch]

Abraham : I don't know! [sits on his bed]

[a book falls on Rhameini's head, she reads it]

Rhameini : [reads the book] “Once upon a time, a clown took food with her so she can give it to her grandmother, then, the wolf eats her, the end!”

Abraham : I love it! Tell me another story!

Rhameini : Alright! [reads the book] “Once upon a time, two little pigs were abandoned in a forest, they see a house made of candy, they eat everything, they get big bellies and they explode...” The end! Hey! That was my story!

Abraham : More! More! More!

Rhameini : [reads the book] “Once upon a fucking time, two greedy fucking monkeys started to come in the glorious Jewish wizard's house and then they saved my two fucking slaves and they fucking killed me, fuck you Normandy! Fuck you greed!” Hey... That's not nice!

Abraham : A last story, please!

Rhameini : Read it!

Abraham : Yeah! [takes the book and tries to read it, but he can't] What does that means?

Rhameini : I forgot that you sucked at reading! [takes the book back] “Once up... upron a... an tim...” What the hell is that! It's written in drunk! That's bullshit! “Once upron an tim, tre little jew R in ouses, bad wof blow hous, hous gone bigg boom boom, jew ded, the end” What the hell was that? Oh, wait! “stori mad by... by... hasnel” Hansel!? What the heck happened to your story? I thought kids aren't allowed to drink alcohol!

Abraham : That was cool! I love it!

Rhameini : Let's go to sleep! I think it's too late to tell more stories!

Abraham : Okay! [sleeps]

Rhameini : Ah! Kids! They grow up too fast! [goes to the another bed]

[10 hours, Rhameini and Abraham wake up]

Abraham : Oh yeah! Another day for a routine!

[Abraham takes a bucket of paint and a brush]

Rhameini : [wakes up] What are you doing you idiot?

Abraham : I'm gonna paint the roof of the house!

Rhameini : This house is made out of money, why would you paint it Abraham?

Abraham : Because this lovely roof needs to be recolored!

Rhameini : Alright, do what you want!

[Abraham puts a ladder on the house, he climbs it and goes to the roof, he paints it as his pants go down, including his underpants, we can clearly see his butthole]

Rhameini : Hey! You idiot! I can see your butthole!

Abraham : I can't hear you!

Rhameini : [facepalms] Okay, god... I hope you will paint your house the right way!

Abraham : It's your house too!

Rhameini : This night, we're gonna have sex!

Abraham : Okay! Which butthole the penis will enter in?

Rhameini : Uh... No butthole! You will put it in my pussy!

Abraham : Okay! [falls down and breaks his arm, there is blood coming out of it] AOUCH!!!

Rhameini : But first, I'm gonna have sex with a tree! [takes a chainsaw and sinks it in her pussy, she turns on the chainsaw and goes near a tree, she sinks the chainsaw into the tree, removes it, resinks it, she does it several times before she stops] So, how do you find my tree? [the tree forms a penis, it falls down on Rhameini as she explodes in pieces, organs are coming out of her mouth]

Abraham : That's cool!

Rhameini : Ffffffuck youuu...

[a cow appears out of nowhere and spits on Rhameini]

Rhameini : Fuck you cow!

Abraham : Let's dinner!

Rhameini : Okay...

[the camera cuts in the house, Rhameini and Abraham are taking a dinner]

Rhameini : So, how do you find your dinner?

Abraham : But there's nothing here!

Rhameini : [rings her bell]

[a naked Prussian little girl appears and poops in R & A's bowls]

Abraham : [takes the fork and puts it in the poop, he eats it] Mmh! Delicieux!

Rhameini : Oui! C'est très delicious mon chèrrrrrrrrrr!

Abraham : Ssssssank you monsieur!

Rhameini : [notices something] Wait a minutes, open your mouth brother!

Abraham : [opens his mouth]

Rhameini : [sees maggots in Abraham's gums] Woah! That looks... Delicious! [takes out the maggots and puts it in her poop bowl] Mmh! [takes her fork, puts it in the poop infested with the maggots and eats it] Mmh! That's so exquisite!

Abraham : [eats like a monkey] That's how I eat!

Rhameini : You shouldn't eat like that! [throws up on Abraham's poop bowl]

Abraham : Mmh! That looks delicious! [eats his bowl]

Rhameini : I'm gonna get some ants, it could be a good sauce! [goes near a tree and touches it, thea ants go into her mouth, she comes back in the house, sits on her chair and spits the ants in her and Abraham's bowls] Bonne appetite!

[Rhameini and Abraham eat their food, Rhameini throws up, followed by Abraham, followed by Rhameini, it continues again for 7 times, One Hour Later, they have bloated bellies, and they go to the bedroom]

Rhameini : [takes off her shoes, her socks, her costume, her skirt, and everything else, the same goes for Abraham as he have a lovely look at Rhameini, he's again in love] So, wanna go sex?

Abraham : Sure!

[Rhameini and Abraham go on the bed and make sex, Abraham penetrate his penis in Rhameini's butthole, for 17 seconds]

Abraham : [sees his penis being rotten] Ew! My poor penis!

Rhameini : Yes, and my butthole has problems too! And I forgot to take my hair-nodes too! [takes off her hair-nodes]

Abraham : So, what do we do?

Rhameini : I don't know... Maybe we can spit on little children!

[a kid appears]

Kid : I love candies!

Rhameini : [spits on the kid]

Abraham : What does spit means?

Rhameini : That kid looks so cute! Hey! Isn't he Hansel?

[Gretel appears]

Rhameini : That gives me an idea! Let's force them to make sex!

Abraham : Good idea!

Rhameini : [denudes the two little kids and puts them on the bed]

Abraham : Do sex.

[the two kids make sex, the brother puts his penis in Gretel's anus]

Rhameini : [filming] Woah! That's so sexy!

Abraham : I agree!

Rhameini : Ahahahaaha!

Abraham : Ahahaahahaha!

Hansel and Gretel : [cry while making sex]

[end of the story]