Inferno

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights participate in Dead Amy's Timeless Beauty Pageant in order to defeat Melf the Milf and Sybil Ringwell Sr.

## Major Plot Points

#### An invitation

* The Acolytes enjoyed brunch at SBG3's house with Testiculese Bottombane. The elven paladin gifted Dewey Thundersnatch a miniature trident carved out of pearl for the loss of his father Drizzly.
* Testiculese worked with Setessa's oracle of Athreos to gather an incomplete map of Avernus. It showed two main ways to travel around the first circle of hell - the Path of Good Intentions and the River Styx.
* The patriarch warned the party that once they left the protection of Setessa's dome, they're vulnerable to Avernus' corruptive nature. Each member identified a sin that Hell would try to exploit
	+ Dikarus Bottombane - Greed
	+ Muchomucho M Amor and SBG3 - Hubris
	+ Dewey Thundersnatch and Sybil Ringwell - Wrath
	+ Juxxtina - Gluttony
* An imp flew into SBG3's home to deliver an invitation to Sybil and Juxxtina. The two were asked to participate in Dead Amy's Timeless Beauty Pageant. The note threatened that Dead Amy would kill Witty, Schmitty, and Jugghead if they refused. It was then Juxxtina realized her son was missing.
* SBG3 started tinkering with a construct that resembled Layla's robot body. When he was done with it, Timeless Beauty and Grandfather Clock could commune through it. Timeless Beauty shared that Dead Amy was holding this beauty pageant to mock her and that she discovered her killer is part of the pageant. The Acolytes agreed to help find out who ended Layla's mortal life.
* Before leaving, Timeless Beauty gave Sybil a vision of the past. She was back in the well and discovered "Remember Jaime" carved into one of the stones. She also found three bodies surrounded by margarita glasses. One of the bodies had an incredibly large cervix.
* Testiculese and SBG3 stayed behind to strengthen the barrier as the mail imp was able to get into the city.

#### The Timeless Beauty Pageant

* Since none of the other Acolytes were invited to participate, they had to bring back their old Feywild drag personas to get in.
* Melf the Milf served as the beauty contest's host. Dead Amy was the head judge. Sybil Ringwell Sr, Sybil's mother, was also a judged alongside Judgehead. Schmitty was forced to work as a crew member and Witty was made to write Dead Amy's lines. Dead Amy even brought Jaime who she christened Gay Amy. After realizing his love Juxxtina and their baby were in fact alive and real and growing tired of being forced to be Dead Amy's gay best friend, he started to lose faith in the new Queen of Avernus.
* The pageant's categories were: Wettest, Interview, and Bhaal's Ball.
* The Acolytes met the other contestants hoping to win the grand prize of being a Level Three Girl Boss in the Dead Amy cult: Bootina, Shy Anne, and DP Deb. Dewey became fast friends with Bootina. Muchomucho crushed DP Deb's will almost as soon as they met. Juxxtina said some kind words to Shy Anne, but she quickly grew bored of her. An invisible Dikarus swiped a portrait of Melf the Milf and Sybil Sr at Sybil Sr's makeup station. Sybil reunited with Witty and Schmitty and shared she was here to find out how they all ended up in the well for Layla. Her two old friends warned her to be careful.
* Dikarus did so well in the first round that Dead Amy invited "Ginny Talia" to join the judge's table. Sybil Ringwell Sr won the first round and the Acolytes quickly realized the game was rigged in favor of Sybil's mother.
* While being a judge, Dikarus attempted to sway Dead Amy's favor to Sybil and Juxxtina. This proved minimally effective, but Dead Amy found Ginny Talia entertaining.
* While questioning Jaime and Melf the Milf, the party discovered that Juxxtina's lover was actually Melf's son. The two lived close to Sybil and her mother.
* During the interview portion of the contest, each Acolyte had to confess their most evil deeds.
	+ Dikarus: In order to prove himself to his mother, he had to steal a holy symbol from his father. He went to Testiculese's home under the guise of celebrating Elven New Year and poisoned his New Year cake so he'd fall into a deep sleep. Dikarus then stole the holy symbol for his mother and hadn't seen Testicules since until Setessa fell.
	+ Dewey: Sank the Titanique ship and killed 1,500 people.
	+ Sybil: Starting Lids for Kids now means there are less open wells to throw her mother down.
	+ Juxxtina: Pretended to be a holy person to win Jaime's love.
	+ Muchomucho: Bullied DP Deb to death.
* The Acolytes continued investigating and discovered that Jaime wasn't actually Melf's son. He was Layla's. Melf was married to Witty, but he cheated on her with Layla and they had Jaime together. Melf threw Witty and Layla down the well and raised Jaime as her own. Schmitty died at the bottom of the well because he drunkenly fell in.

#### And the Winner Is...

* After the final round, Dead Amy declared Sybil Sr the winner. Juxxtina and Sybil were sentenced to death for losing. When Sybil Sr went to throw her daughter down a well for the second time, Sybil dragged her mother down with her.
* When Melf the Milf threw Juxxtina down the well, Sybil flew up and caught her. She then threw a fireball down the well at her mother.
* Angry that her plan failed and the Acolytes discovered the truth, Dead Amy obliterated Melf the Milf's soul. She then took her leave.
* Sybil cast wish to make everyone believe her mother's soul was also obliterated, but she actually captured it to torture.