S7E21: "The Chameleon Game + Star Wars Catchphrase"

## Games(s)

*The Chameleon*
*Star Wars Catch Phrase Game*

## Beer(s)

Geary's Hampshire Special Ale (D.L. Geary Brewing Company)

## Navigation

**"The Chameleon Game + Star Wars Catchphrase"** is the 27th episode in the seventh season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on June 15, 2017. The guests were Dylan Brogan and Stacey Garbarski. The beer wench was Kristian Knutsen.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Geary's Hampshire Special Ale. Matt, "This is a very appealing caramel color on this Geary's Ale." Aaron, "Complex taste." Matt, "There's a sharp copper up front and there's a wash of caramel on the back end."
* All of the participants except Matt wore a costume for this episode. According to Matt Dylan is "Captian Jack Sparrow," Aaron is "shiny-faced green man," and Stacey is "a woman in morning. In actuality, Dylan is dressed up as Boy George (Culture Club) from the music video of their hit single "Karma Chameleon." Aaron is simply wearing a green body suit and a shiny mask that Matt takes and throws away.
* Stacey wears a "vagina shirt," which has a vague illustration of a vagina. Aaron poses a question whether it would be considered motorboating or cunnilingus if a person puts their face right where the vagina illustration is located.
* Dylan makes it hard for Matt to respond with his non-sequiturs and he keeps egging on Matt to respond. When Matt finally responds, he asks Dylan to provide him the proper response Matt should give whenever Dylan has a question, which is apparently, "Love you buddy."
* Aaron's nipples show when he wears the green body suit. Courtney comments that she tries not to look. Matt flicks them.
* Stacey reveals that she slept through two earthquakes in her life. Dylan tries to clarify asking her whether she was there when it happened or not because he's slept through earthquakes that didn't happen in his region. Matt chimes in trying to reword Dylan's comments asking Dylan's if he was trying to say he slept through "every earthqake of earth."

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as Red McThankyou after Stacey jumbles her words to sound like a name. After Matt does his bit, Stacey claims "Red McThankyou" is a Colonel Angus (Christopher Walken) knockoff.
* Matt Sloan as Matt Shlong, attorney at law. He rubs his front side whenever he gets soft and starts to fall over.

## Impressions

**Matt (as Garrison Keillor) [Shortened]**: "*It's Garrison Keillor. Harry Potter.*"
**Aaron**: "*Wouldn't he have said that—hosting the Harry Home Companion*"
**Matt**: "*They brodcasted live from Azkaban.*"

## Songs

* “It's a Miracle” (Culture Club), sung by Matt and Dylan.
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "—It's a miracle. In-di-gi-neous. It's a miracle."

## Memorable Quotes

**Dylan**: "*Romulus and Remulus.*"

**Stacey**: "*Hold on nerds. Let's go back through what we just said. What did I say?*"
**Aaron**: "*Red?*"
**Stacey**: "*Red! Yes! Red!*"
**Matt**: "*I get it.*"
**Stacey**: "*Red M—Thank you.*"
**Aaron**: "*Did you just say Red McThank You?*"
**Stacey**: "*McYes.*"

**Stacey**: *"Oh my god. You smell like a lip gloss."* [to Aaron]

**Matt**: *"Kristian could you please go get the wiskey and an IV bag for me."* [as he gestures at his arm]

**Matt**: "*Next time you have a question for me, why don't you just give me the answer as well and I can repeat the answer back to you and then we'll all be happy. Here, let's practice.*"
**Dylan**: "*How about those Brewers? Okay, the answer is: I love you buddy.*"
**Matt**: "*I love you buddy.*"
**Dylan**: "*That's not fun.*"

**Dylan**: *"And that guy's arms. Don't—and you know in the video, when she's like—is a little girl"* [as Dylan grabs Matt's arm to get attention]
**Matt**: "*Love you buddy.*"

**Aaron**: "*You graduate high school right?*"
**Stacey**: "*And I went to college.*"
**Aaron**: "*Okay thanks.*"
**Stacey**: "*Well for theatre so.*"
**Aaron**: "*That's why you can't navigate basic board games.*"
**Stacey**: "*No. I can navigate a stage. . . and a penis.*"
**Aaron**: "*Because of theatre?*"
**Dylan**: "*A little bit of house left house right; that's a little confusing at first.*"
**Aaron**: "*With the penis?*"
**Stacey**: "*Oh god yeah.*"

**Matt**: *"I'll go house left, ughhh. Now I'll go house right, ughhh. Love you buddy."* [Matt opens his mouth to the left and to the right appropriately]
**Dylan**: "*Theatre-lingus*"

**Dylan**: "*Did you know all nipples point north?*"
**Matt**: "*Love you buddy*"

## References

1. ↑ www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/n11685?snl=1