ALEX CAUGHT LISTENING TO SOULJA BOY

CDTV: Wassup guys! This is CDTVProductions here! And today, I'm at the FamilyOFive house in Maryland.

Mike: And today, we will be listening to Juice WRLD'S "Legends" and the slowed and reverb version slater did. We will be giving our thoughts on it.

"*Turn My Swag On" plays*

CDTV: Is that Soulja Boy?

Mike: WHAT?!?!

CDTV: He is currently the worst rapper in the "Worst Rapper in the Game?" series!

Mike: IT'S COMING FROM THE ROOM!!!

*Mike and CDTV enter Ryan and Alex's room*

Ryan: Alex is listening to it!

*The 2 enter Alex's gaming room*

CDTV: Why are you listening to Soulja Boy?

Alex: It's fire!

Mike: ALEX!!! He is a horrible rapper!

Alex: I don't care!

```
Hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror, said what's up
Yeah, I'm gettin' money, oh
Hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror, said what's up
Yeah, I'm gettin' money, oh

```

```
Turn my swag on
It's my turn, now turn it up
Yeah, yeah
I put my team on, then my theme song
Now it's time to turn it up
Yeah, yeah
I got a question, why they hatin' on me
I got a question, why they hatin' on me
I ain't did nothin' to 'em, but count this money
And put my team on, now my whole clique stuntin'
Boy what's up, yeah
Boy what's up, yeah
When I was nine years old
I put it in my head that I'm gonna die for this gold
Soulja Boy tell 'em
Boy what's up

```

CDTV: Stop listening to him! He is a bad rapper!

Alex: No! I will now listen to AK-47!

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AK47 [x4] Nigga
Bounce, bounce, bounce
Lay it down nigga
Boom, Boom, Boom
Clear the room [x3]

```

```
Nigga thought it was a game until he said he want to beef
I run inside yo momma house and shoot that bitch off in her teef
I run inside yo sister house and shoot that bitch off in her feet
Fuck you and your whole street, Soulja Boy gone bring the heat
You bitch ass niggas know my name, I’m in that bentley fire flame
Pussy niggas SOD’s nigga and nothings changed
But the fucking bank account, any any any amount
Nigga it’s unlimited, I’m aiming while you’re sprinting bitch
It’s Soulja tell ‘em remenice about up in the younger day
Now I’m in the rouger way and niggas lookin funny man
If you want the beef I’ll pull the chopper and I’m stuntin mane
I’m flashing with the AK
Might fuck around, throw a grenade
Soulja Boy I’m so damn brave
I’m in that A, I’m on my street
Every street know me, isn’t a street don’t know me
Zone 1 to zone 4 to zone 6 is on me
Shout outs to Gucci, let’s shoot this fuckin movie

```

CDTV: Listen to Legends instead! We were gonna listen to that song, and I think you'll like it!

Alex: NO!!! HIS LYRICS ARE LIKE AN EMO TE-

```
I usually have an answer to the question
But this time I'm gon' be quiet (this time)
Ain't nothing like the feeling of uncertainty, the eeriness of silence
This time, it was so unexpected
Last time, it was the drugs he was lacing
All legends fall in the making
Sorry truth, dying young, demon youth

```

```
What's the 27 Clu-u-u-ub?
We ain't making it past 21
I been going through paranoia
So I always gotta keep a gun
Damn, that's the world we live in now
Yeah, hold on, just hear me out
They tell me I'ma be a legend
I don't want that title now
'Cause all the legends seem to die out
What the fuck is this 'bout?

```

Mike: Wow... that song... was beautiful...

CDTV: What a great way to respect Lil Peep and XXXTentacion!

Alex: THAT WAS TRASH!!!

*Alex bombs Ryan's PC*

Ryan: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Mike: GO TO BED!!! NOW!!!

Alex: *Crying* FINE!!!