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Virtue Pepsi

A halfling with a strong jaw and a Superman-like curl to his hair. He works with the other Brothers Pepsi at The Delighted Wife. He knows much about the place, but he deflects most of his questions towards the bartender or his siblings.

## Trivia

* Much like his brother Senator Pepsi, Virtue uses a mind palace to help him remember things. VERY much like his brother, Virtue uses the same location for his mind palace: the field where Senator lost his virginity.
Switchblades

A sharp mountain range between The Trashlands and The Teenage Woods. Its rough peaks make it best traveled by roads that weave between the mountains. The most prominent threat in the area appears to be its abundant pranksters and rulebreakers. Given its proximity to the fittingly named Ruleshaven, those who hate rules tend to congregate in the area to harass passerby. They sabotage signs, leave traps, and paint tunnels on the walls of the sometimes maze-like routes, sometimes with dangerous or deadly results.

The inside of the mountains are labyrinthian, partly because the tunnels and caves constantly shift on their own. Brian Fuck explains that it is exceedingly difficult to take the same path twice, making it easy for groups to get seperated.

The party spends several episodes traversing The Switchblades while heading to Ruleshaven to meet Ulcer Anatomies. It is here that they meet up with Hot Roddy and Brian Fuck.

## Trivia

* The caves of The Switchblades contain the usual stalagmites and stalagtites. They also contain stalagfrights, which grow out of the walls of a cave.
The Bloody Bloody Gentlemen

Stirfry's former gang that he assembled and led before serving under Frederick de Bonesby. He formed a team of kenku that variously robbed, killed and kidnapped people for their own gain. They were known to abduct people they met and force them to read things that they wrote down so that they could mimic the phrases later.

Stirfry proved to be the only member of the Bloody Bloody Gentlemen willing to attempt robbing the de Bonesby manor. Frederick caught and imprisoned him, and when the rest of his gang arrived to save him, he banished them into the depths of his dungeon. They wandered lost for several days until Frederick, having fired all of his servants, returned seeking Stirfry out of respect for his audacity and desperation for a cook. He granted Stirfry the ability to speak on his own and employed him as his manservant, which coaxed him into leaving his gang behind for his new life. This lead to the gang falling on hard times under Stripe's leadership and residing in the abandoned Scrum North.

By the end of A Murder of Crows, most of the members are dead or missing. The remaining members split up to go their own ways rather than stick together and be hunted down by Scrum.

Members:

Stirfry (founder and former member)

Stripe

Old Deuterantagonist

Splish-Splash

Booyousuck

Amscray

Getouttahere

Egg
Good News, Bad News

*Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the humble riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, leisurely, its destination, romance. What better platform to view the K River and her picaresque environs? But wait, whats this? Complications!? Something that is, upon further investigation, not exactly what it, at first, appears to be!? HERE? In Cordelia? Well I never.*

## Summary

Having spotted a steamboat in the precious episode, the party disguises themselves as wealthy partying couples (Stirfry poses as a dog) and heads it off. The ship welcomes them aboard, now recognizable as The S.S. Good News. Climbing aboard, they walk through an illusion that reveals it to me a much raunchier and louder ship full of jazz music, public sex, gambling, drinking, and other vices. In truth, this is The S.S. Bad News, a cursed ship that runs The K River. Only the cursed may board it and those aboard can never leave, as Bellow discovers when he tries to throwing away his pant legs as they discard their disguises.

The crew ventures into the main hall and speak with the cursed passengers. A fellow faun strikes up a conversation and begins to flirt with Albee, introducing himself as Sacred Masterpiece. Cordelia lingers nearby to watch over the drinking Albee, and when Sacred approaches Cordelia for her blessing she urges him not to because she's realized she has feelings for Albee. Bellow remains unsure how the party is all cursed and Frederick uses his Identify spell to discover they are all jointly cursed by some infernal force, presumably from their escape from Polaris University.

The party learns that the ship is cursed because of the feuding brothers aboard the vessel. The god of siblings Philadelphio is shown frowning on the captain, Buddy Badnews, and his brother, Pally Badnews. The party splits up and convince the brothers to share their stories and then apologize to each other. As they begin to talk out their feelings, they find the curse lifted and they are free to leave the boat. Most of them leap off into the water, but Bellow asks Albee to stay behind. He tells her that she has changed and come into herself since they reached Ruleshaven, admiring her progress in doing so. He kisses her on the ship while unknown to them, Cordelia confides in Stirfry that she realized she has feelings for Albee as well.

## Links

Episode: https://rudetalesofmagic.simplecast.com/episodes/good-news-bad-news-y2KxFmju
Take Five

A highly-popular barbershop quarter, a capella group, and hydra that appeared in Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night. They were hired by Flammable Rock Holdings to perform at their New Years party. Four of the heads form the quartet while the final head tells jokes throughout the show.

Due to the party's failure to exorcise the ghosts in the basement of the Reingold Pavilion, Take Five's songs were all themed around the party's embarassing confessions.
Sigma Sigma Sigma

The "baddest" fraternity off campus at Polaris University. Its brothers appear to be nothing but bad boys, including Bellow. The frat is made up of party boys and troublemakers, most of whom wear slicked back pompadours. They are infamous for throwing keggers and sell bootleg "PU" t-shirts.

The frat house still stands after Polaris University vanishes, but most of the members are dead or missing.

## Known Members

* Bellow
* Gareth
* Davo
Vacationism

The religion that involves the laidback worship of Danny Timeshare, the god of vacations. The faith emphasizes savoring the good times, alcohol, celebration, and being happy and mellow. Puka shell necklaces, sunscreen and other tropical garb are commonly worn by the faithful.

As Danny Timeshare is a relatively minor god of the primary pantheon with very casual practices, vacationism is not an especially prominent religion in Cordelia. Its chill vibes and celebratory nature still make it easy for others to appreciate its teachings in small doses. Since vacation was invented along with Danny's reassignment, he had to start from scratch and introduce the idea himself. Bellow's primary means of preaching the good word are to encourage people to take vacations and by tending bar.

While Danny is among the more lax gods, the clerics and paladins of vacationism are still expected to fulfill some duties for their god. Refusal will rarely bring any actual wrath from their patron, but he may threaten to cease granting them his magic if they do not cooperate. These usually involve spreading the good word to especially stressed or businesslike regions, convincing them to take breaks and vacations. For a god of vacations, these pilgrimages are technically work and not really a vacation at all. This enigma has been pondered for centuries by philosophers.

## Trivia

* Branson created a homebrew domain for clerics that he homebrewed for Bellow. It mostly involves flavoring Cleric spells with Jimmy Buffet lyrics. Vacationism clerics use Charisma instead of Wisdom to cast their spells. It is loosely based on the domain of Light.
* Clerics of vacationism do not gain the ability to Turn Undead. They gain an equivalent power that only works on people who are “on the clock.” This compels them to flee if they are currently working or doing their job.
* Vacationism is also referred to as "the sunglassed path."
* Followers of vacationism are commonly contacted by tropical birds to assign them their duties.
* Vacationism has some paladins to its order, but they are relatively few and they rarely or never hear from Danny himself.
* Vacationism was only recently recognized, going from a cult to a fringe religion just a year ago.
Wand of Penance

A magic item and wand with a crying face carved into it. It deals 1d12 damage + the user's Intelligence modifier. It seems to be powered by true, religious forgiveness, but cannot be used without making a heartfelt, genuine confession to it. Once the confession is made, it quickly fires its attack, so they cannot be saved for later.

Frederick de Bonesby finds it in their wagon from a loot box left by The Bloody Bloody Gentlemen. The wands are all quite old because they're not made anymore after people decided it was "fucked up."
Suggestions District

A particularly sleazy part of The Cordelian Empire neighboring Filet Town. Its high crime rate earned it the name because it treats all laws as if they were merely suggestions. Many of its inhabitants are rough criminal sorts fond of vices and violence.

The Trim Cuckold is among the many dubious establishments set up in the district.
The Room of Wonders

A cave within The Switchblades and home of Pope Bonoducci the Infinitieth. Within it is a stolen piece of God's brain, with Bonoducci acting as its herald. He believes one day it will wake and he will be there to receive its wisdom. The party spends a short time there before realizing the limited affect this would have on the outside world and continuing their quest.

The cave is a legend that has been found by several travelers over time. Most only know that it makes all of your wishes come true, which is partially true. The piece of divine brain matter attempts to create anything that its inhabitants desire, but it cannot affect anything outside of its limited reach. It can create perfect replicas of people, but it cannot actually transport or affect anyone beyond its room. It can freely alter anyone within it as they wish, and may even playfully alter or mislead with its wishes before giving the wisher what they desire.

Behind all the illusions and wishes, the room appears to be nothing but a cave with a chained up halfling hooked up to the large piece of brain.

## Trivia

* The cave has few limitations within its boundaries, but Pope Bonoducci has discovered some. The wishes cannot be used to awaken or affect the God brain itself. The Pope has also assured them that given his experience in the room, he can "dodge" an incoming wish to counter with his own.
The Case For Condoms

A book that Bellow finds in the Soaking Valley book depository. After hearing about Senator Pepsi's passionate lecture about them, he reads the back of the cover. He becomes fully convinced by its argument, and agrees to continue to use them as he always has. The back of the book even has a quote from him on it.
The Slurring Cuckold

*"Tom of Finland musclemen and punks in leather jacks with mohawks the color of Slimer's cum order snake venom and rubbing alcohol shots off the some drink to forget chalkboard menu."*

A bar that appears in the episode Who’s Your Daddy? It's a rowdy place where patrons drink, kill, and piss holes through the establishment’s brick walls. This is where we first meet Jonathan Large.
The Sleeping Sisters

Four sisters on The Lusty Conversation who do nothing but sleep. The idea is that they would sleep enough for the rest of the crew, allowing them to forgo sleep. It is unclear but unlikely that this is working.

The sisters have no apparently names because they have never woken up long enough to tell the rest of the crew. They are, however, married to Big Jug.
Tony10

One of the assembled men freed from The Assembleaux Factory by Grimothee Steel.

He volunteers to join Grimothee on his travels to the Stale Sea. Grimothee offers him a position as his drummer and he agrees since he is a perfect living metronome. He points out that he would much rather play bass but complies until Grimothee insists he play bass. Travis becomes their drummer instead.
Theda Tombstone

A female guard at Fort Casual. She is patient and polite but upholds the law as strictly as she can manage with her small team. She takes the party's statements after they witness the murder of Johnny Ketchup, but this is only to confirm that Count Ivan Gretsky is a vampire. She informs them that since being a vampire is illegal according to town law, Ivan will be promptly executed.
Trashlands

A deserted wasteland in Cordelia. It is largely lifeless with few landmarks, so it was chosen by Kreedis to keep himself isolated from the rest of the world. It tends to be blistering hot all year round with water and resources scarce.

Fort Casual is one of the few actual settlements built around an oasis. It is stated to be roughly 1000 miles south of The Teenage Woods.

## Landmarks

* Fort Casual
* Mt. Fractus
* The site of Riddle Guy
* Thirsty Falls
The Big Hole Boys

The unofficial nickname of the Rude Tales of Magic party of heroes. After venturing into several caves and deep holes, Bellow mentions the name. It recurs several times in the stories and narrative.

In Call Me Late to Dinner, their wanted posters refer to them as The Big Hole Boys being their unofficial name. The posters specifically name them (along with Hot Roddy) The Ruleshaven Six.
The Blob

A giant gelatinous monster in Blood Tales of Depravity 2: Mummy Issues. The creature dwells beneath New York City, an intelligent creature that owes a blood debt to Caleb Dark. It can absorb anything it touches, trapping and digesting it inside itself at will. He has a severe allergy to citrus, which Caleb saved him from a few days before their adventure by having an EpiPen handy. He acts as the group's ally and means of transportation in the latter half of the episode.
The Masker

Masker is a title given to those who assign masks at The Power Ball and presumably similar masquerades. Each has their own method of judging someone to determine their mask.

The masker of The Power Ball attended by the party in Come At The King is a small, elderly halfling woman with big white hair. She is suspicious of Torrin for claiming to be the Power Ball's masker, but she insists that there are several maskers for this ball. She assigns them their masks based on three questions:

1. You come up to a stream. What do you do?
2. You are falling from a great height. What is below?
3. In the game of life, you live or...?

## Masks

Smellulus: a human man

Grimothee Steel: sloth

Torrin: ostrich

Butter St. Beef: cat

Wealthy Wim Windows: worm. he later trades it for an owl

Judge Alamo Gold: bat

Tactical Papers: hippopotamus

Bamantha: bug

Rodan and Rodan: moth and butterfly

Dan: coccoon

Caliper Starling: peacock

Delicious Starling: peacock

Diarrhea: goose

Nog Romansky: turtle

Sundown Samara: dragon

Elvira Romansky: cat

## Previous Masks

Several references are made to masks assigned at previous Power Balls. It is not clear if these were assigned by another masker or the same as the one we meet.

Nog Romansky: trout

Hammerhair: rabbit

Freddery Steel: snail
Stripe

A kenku with a streak of white in his feathers. He is a member of Stirfry's old gang and the leader after he decides to leave them behind. Stripe harbors resentment over Stifry's abandonment, and makes several attempts to stab Stirfry during his visit while also acknowledging that his absence let him rise to the top of the gang.

Stripe appears to also be the most familiar with Stirfry and his origins. Their argument in Stripe's room quickly breaks into mimicking upsetting moments from their pasts. Stripe quotes Frederick deBonesby's dismissive offer to find the kenku who robbed him ("Any bird will do") while Stirfry quotes a child catching and naming Stripe to keep as her pet.

When Stirfry reaches Scrum North to eradicate the bandits, Stripe attempts to attack him but Stirfry playfully dismisses it. He remains annoyed with Stirfry's return with Splish-Splash indicating that they are not doing well under his leadership. Stirfry meets with Stripe in private and lays out his plan: he wants Stripe to break up the gang so he can take Splish-Splash back with him and use some random person's head to give to Scrum Fabulous as a fake bandit leader. Stripe provokes Stirfry until they get into a heated fight and storm off.

Strifry goes to catch up with the other party members when an assassin attacks their base. Stripe finds him after being fatally wounded by the killer, and when Stirfry attempts to shoot her he hits Stripe by mistake, finishing him off.

After his gang is left half dead and with no leadership, Stirfry looks for Splish-Splash among the survivors. Finding no sign, he decides to remove Stripe's head and load it into a blanket to bring back to Scrum.

## Trivia

* Based on Stirfry's mimicry during their argument, Stripe appears to have been kept as a pet to a wealthy young woman. His mentioning this clearly and immediately upsets Stripe.
Sirens

A race of wild-eyed bird women with large albatross wings on their backs and claws for hands. They are beautiful beings who are compelled to sing, luring any who listen to become obsessed and race towards them. This almost universally leads to the listener's death as they run as fast as they can into any obstacle between them. Unlike in mythology, where sirens drew sailors into crashing into reefs, sirens of Cordelia have only been known to live on land or in the air.

Sirens are not naturally hostile, truly wishing to connect with those bewitched by their voices. Stephanie, the siren that Bellow encounters in It's a Calling, claims to be the only siren who has successfully lured another creature to her.

All sirens are roughly the same age, having been born from a single, giant egg. They speculate that mating with another creature would create a second giant egg, but this has never happened. While they all were hatched together, they still form families amongst themselves and will treat older sirens as their mothers.

## Trivia

* Sirens have female bodies with bird features much like harpies, though with different specific traits.
* Sirens do not give each other names. They claim to be too busy singing to name themselves.
Timmy And Tommy

Timmy And Tommy is a tall, deformed man with a bloated, misshapen spine, a high pitched voice, and a large nose and mustache. It gives him the appearance of two children in a trench coat, much to his frustration. He is played by guest Waleed Manseur from Sitcom D&D.

He appears in the episode A Real Live Adult as the bounty of the day. He has been stirring up trouble by sneaking into R-rated movies and building up tabs at local candy and ice cream stores. People assume he is two children in disguise and a bounty is put out to bring them in alive before they get into real trouble. The party is shocked to find out he's one man with incredibly childish tastes, but he reveals his ability to use "cuteness magic" that charms them into obeying and loving him. Even when the party realizes he is simple a greedy, murderous man, they give him the benefit of a doubt and try to protect him.

## Trivia

* Timmy knows magic that convinces others that he is trustworthy, harmless and lovable. The ability requires a Wisdom saving throw, and can be overpowered by strong enough emotions. The party has various "Manchurian Candidate" triggers that can snap them out of it, and Timmy admits that it likely wouldn't work on the widow of the man he killed.
The War of the Song

A drawn-out war between The Cordelian Empire and Larroquette. Much of the combat was done by Assembled Men. Its exact cause and the reason for the name are unclear, though the empire was already known to absorb neighboring kingdoms into its fold.

The war was well underway during Come At The King and ended roughly around 2 BA.

## Major Factors In The War

* Emperor Nog Romansky was a tactical genius, keeping Larroquette from gaining much ground against the empire. His assassination lead to a rapid end to the war and possibly the fall of the empire itself.
* Amber-Ale Assembleaux produced assembled men that he sold to both sides of the war, prolonging the battles with his artificial soldiers. His demise and the freeing of the assembled impeded continued conflict.
The Copafirebadna

A Frankenstein bar the part visits in Blood Tales of Depravity 2. It is a hangout for many tough Frankensteins who can be wary of outsiders, given their poor history with humans. It is run by The Bride (or simply "The Boss"). The bar includes a staff of mad scientists (or "Frankenstein's doctors") that maintain its patrons and employees.

The bar is a combination of The Copacabana from the famous song and "fire bad," an exclamation commonly associated with Frankenstein's monster.
Verona

A high-ranking executive in Flammable Rock Holdings. They are seemingly inseparable from Prog, and the two revel in their job security while lording over the party in Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night.

The dwarves threw an undeniably good Pissmas party for the company, knowingly going over budget to sabotage the New Years party. When the players succeed despite them, they start an irresponsible mining project that disturbs Father Time from his ancient path to direct him towards the party.
The Children of the Atmosphere

A large collective of robed figures that appear at the end of A Stranger Comes To Town. They are obsessed with the delightful talking cloud Fractus and his disappearance following Kreedis' death. As a relatively new cult, they are still feeling out their exact practices. Their general approach is to kidnap anyone they can get their hands on before either recruiting them or murdering them to prevent them from suffering a life without Fractus' love. In memory of Fractus, they mix his hilarious catchphrases (such as "You tink dat's bad?", "Freakin' sweet," and "Lois!") into their chants and everyday speech. Almost all of Fort Casual are devoted members of the cult, and those who aren't turn a blind eye rather than draw their wrath.

Several of the members possess elemental powers, presumably a result of their contact with the magical cloud or their intense belief in him.

The cult kidnaps the party between A Stranger Comes To Town and Rain of Terror, forcing them to join the cult or die. This involves passing their three trials, though we only see the trials of mind and body. The tests are apparently different for each person, assigned by the cult's leader Alto Stratus. When Stirfry fails their final test, they are ready to sacrifice the party before learning that Albee indirectly killed Fractus. They enter a frenzy to avenge his death, but Cordelia and Frederick de Bonesby create an illusion of a reborn Fractus that orders them to go to the roof to drink and piss off the roof. The party escapes in the confusion.

## Members

Alto Stratus

Kelvin

Helmholtz

Judge Cornmatters (aka Cumulus)

Dino Cautiondale

Cirrus

## Trivia

* The cult views Kreedis as Fractus' drunk old man that he keeps as a pet, denying the possibility that Kreedis created their master.
* The cult gathers in an abandoned temple that once worshiped the god of edsel, which was the number that once came between 3 and 4.
* Once someone joins the cult, they are assigned a name based on a type of cloud. Alto claims that their former names no longer matter after this point.
* The Children accept all body types. Cordelia points out that Mothra-Tau-Delta had the same policy.
* During Rude Talks of Chatting, Branson explains that a hymn of the cult is just the Family Guy theme song sung in Latin to the tune of Cloudbusting by Kate Bush. It was recorded but not released in the episode.
Wonder

The **Wonder** is a building on the island that is pre-constructed and can also be upgraded using an island's resources. This building allows for players to select perks which allow for faster progression on the island and other benefits. The perk tree is four research slots that have two perks for the player to choose from, the perks are listed below.

## Perks

 2x Party Modifier
 Repair prices halved
 Perk
 Divine Intervention
 War What Is It Good For?
 Perk
 Island Haste
 Resource Respawner
 Perk
 Buried Treasure
 Fragment finder

**IMPORTANT:** You can only unlock one perk per **research slot.** Be careful, once you have chosen a perk, for that tier, it can not be undone.

## Upgrades

In order to upgrade the Wonder, the player must expend Wood, Stone, a Totem and also wait for the upgrade time to expire. Each upgrade also unlocks an extra research slot which has two perks for the player to choose from.

Construction of Wonder 1 | **6000 stone, 6000 wood, 1 totem, 180 minutes | Reward:** Research slot 1

Wonder 1 → Wonder 2 | **6000 stone, 6000 wood, 2 totems, 240 minutes | Reward:** Research slot 2

Wonder 2 → Wonder 3 | **8000 stone, 8000 wood, 3 totems, 300 minutes | Reward:** Research slot 3

Wonder 3 → Wonder 4 | **8000 stone, 8000 wood, 4 totems, 360 minutes | Reward:** Research slot 4

## History

 • Increase in totems need to upgrade for Wonder 1 → Wonder 2 from 1 to 2.• Increase in totems need to upgrade for Wonder 2 → Wonder 3 from 1 to 3.• Increase in totems need to upgrade for Wonder 3 → Wonder 4 from 1 to 4.
Thunk

A 7 foot tall half-orc and member of The Riddled Remnant. He has extensive battle damage from his escape from Riddle Guy and The Trashlands, including various flesh staples and a fully metal forearm. He wields a huge maul and has slightly stilted speech patterns. He is voiced by Hey Riddle Riddle's guest John Patrick Coan.

Thunk is one of the few survivors of The Riddled Remnant that ambushes the party. Thunk carries around a bag with the remaining pieces of their old comrades, speaking to them like they were still alive (some of which technically are) and treating them as the jury for their riddling trials. Thunk remains committed to getting revenge for their comrades, but he also firmly insists on the party having a fair trial.

When the group is attacked by Doctor Dilemma, Thunk is the one that names the final riddle to enchant their arrow (When does green mean stop and red mean go?). It both kills and stumps Doctor Dilemma.

## Trivia

* Thunk only attended Riddle Guy as an attempt to hook up with Champagne Champagne. It did not go well.
* While one of the more reasonable members of the Remnant, Thunk is first to admit that he's quite insane and loves killing.
Changelog

This page contains the history of past changes, bug fixes, updates, and announcements to Island Clash as posted on the Island Clash Forums by the Owner.

Update sources:

* Discord
* Website

## Announcements and Updates

* 2023
* 2022
* 2021
* 2020
* 2019

 PATCH January 06[Changelog] | Season 3: Skills and Unique Custom Items | About the skill system and new custom items.

 NEWS October 09[Changelog] | Season 3 Update 3 | Mentions about investors and a few small teasers.

 NEWS July 30[Changelog] | Season 3 Progress | Mentions the new website and the internal changes within the team while season 3 has been developed.

 PATCH December 14[Changelog] | Seasonal Leagues[Link no longer available] | Information about season leagues - how they will work, why they decided to do this, and rewards.
The Man In the Arena

*When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! \*Show Notes writer sees episode length\* Gulp!*

## Summary

The episode opens at the Kaiser Permanente Indoor Arena and Daycare, where longtime champion boxer Dino Spaghetti enters to defend his title. He goes up against Thickie Thunder, a strong halfling who still appears way outmatched. The match seems rigged against him with bribes made for Thickie to take a dive, and the only creature that cheers for him is a single cricket. His cricket friend Timiny is quickly killed, fueling Thickie's rage. He goes berserk and ends up killing Thickie in the ring.

We cut to Moonlight Value Bounties, where Mabeline Moonlight is explaining the huge bounty put on Thickie by the mob for not throwing his fight and killing the champ. The party is somewhat conflicted but continue to the stadium to look for him. Moose bribes their way past the police and the team proceeds to find Thickie hiding under a food bucket. He explains the circumstances and Neil is moved by how moral his choice was to avenge his friend and refusing throw the fight. She draws a line on bringing in a moral man, convincing the team to help him rather than hunt him. Tommy tries to smuggle Thickie out under his hat, but they are interrupted by a wandering police officer. He is revealed to be Cat Gentleman, a fellow bounty hunter in disguise. The party clashes with Cat, Thickie brawling with him in the ring before Neil ties him up in one of the ring ropes.

The party decides that they need to either get rid of Terry Surgery who placed the bounty or get Thickie out of town while staging his death. After discussing a few confused plans about sleeping with Terry's wife, they agree to stick with staging his death. Thickie famously got his penis ripped off in an earlier bout, so he easily removes his reattached penis to use as evidence of his demise. They visit Terry in person (along with Thickie as a hastily disguised chef), who believes their story about the bounty dying in acid except for his penis. He pays them much less gold for not allowing him to torture Thickie, but he pays extra for the mysterious chef to cook the disembodied penis for him. A conflicted Thickie cooks it and flips it to him, but it goes out the window. Terry dives after it, eating it in midair but badly hurting himself in the landing.

## Links

* Episode: https://art19.com/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/episodes/3c099761-1ffd-44cc-9b9a-bc260ee3c768
The Delighted Wife

A tavern in The Soaking Valley and home to some rough clientele. Murder inside the Delighted Wife is met with being banished (for two days), but only if they kill a paying customer. The bar is owned and managed by Moira Thousand, a woman so fierce that she was named after how many people she's killed. Even her employees react to her with fear. The original "delighted wife" that it was named after has long since passed.

The tavern offers food and drink for sale, but breakfast is free for those who stay the night. In fact, these free breakfasts are strictly enforced to the point where Strong Pepsi will threaten those who refuse to eat it. Luxury suites and double rooms are also available for a higher price. Bathrooms are available for creatures of all sizes.

There is a cellar to the tavern, accessible through Moira's office, where barrels (empty and full) are kept. Gerry Mentlegen resides here.

Bar brawls are commonplace, and starting a fight lands the party some obvious credit among the patrons. Moira Thousand is still quick to break things up, and will personally throw particularly violent offenders into jail herself. The town guard don't question this, meaning that Moira effectively outranks the guards.

## Staff

* Moira Thousand
* Punished Lucas
* Pipsy Pepsi
* Strong Pepsi
* Virtue Pepsi
* Senator Pepsi
* Bukakke Pepsi
The Innkeeper

### *"Quite the rude tale indeed!"*

The narrator who introduces and ends most episodes of Rude Tales of Magic. The nickname of Innkeeper is only used outside of the show, much like how Pubic is used for the show's mascot goblin. His race and appearance are left unknown, as well as his relationship to the story.

He is voiced by Taylor Moore.

## Trivia

* When the group is asked questions regarding their character, Taylor participates by voicing his thoughts on The Innkeeper.
* The Innkeeper reads the stories/episodes to the listener from books. He can be heard consulting a different one when the intro changes for Come At The King.
* He has an uncle.
* As of the episode It's Fly Time, Baby, the Innkeeper no longer reads the introductions and his duties are taken over by The Gravefreaker.
Zimbarney de Milo

A cherub-like creature of dreams that lives on Crush Mountain and appears in Fools Crush In. He pulls the party into his realm as they sleep to conduct a series of tests on the party. This includes putting them through games of Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle. He wields a bow that gives you a crush on the next person you look at; if you already have a crush, it just hurts.
He promises the party fabulous wealth for completing his tests, only to raise his reward to absurdly high amounts. During his tests, he frequently changes the rules to suit his liking. Players who give unsatisfying truths are subjected to dares and dares characters to pick truth. He also develops a crush on the ground after allowing Stirfry to hit him with one of his crush arrows.

After putting the party through various dares and simulations, he reveals his plan was to release a book on his study proving that people are inherently selfish. The party argues that they acted with the good of others in mind but Zimbarney ignores that because it doesn't help prove his point. They attack him in frustration, causing Zimbarney to transform into a giant mutated version of himself rather than let them risk ruining his writing career.

Ultimately, the party tricks Zimbarney into marrying the ground and convince him to release them from Crush Mountain to the waking world.

## Quotes

* *"AH! My diapy! That's where I go to the bathroom!"*

* Stirfry: *"Daddy's diaper is about to be doodooless once I break it up and the doodoo fall out!"*

Zimbarney: *"You're about to clean my diaper? What a low status taunt!"*

## Trivia

* Zimbarney also answers to "Daddy," which several of the players pointedly decline to use.
* When Bellow calls him "Mister Zimbarney," he turns down the name as Mister Zimbarney was his father's name. After a moment's consideration he concedes that he was named after his father's last name and they were not related.
* When Bellow attempts to deter him by filling his diaper with Create Water, Zimbarney laughs and announces that the wetter his diaper becomes the more its power grows
* Zimbarney once used his crush arrows on a man who just closed eyes. He fell in love with the back of his own eyelids and lived a long happy life, remaining always close to his crush.
* Zimbarney's research book was going to be called "Zimbarney de Milo: People Are Inherently Bad by Zimbarney de Milo." The idea was to include his name twice to get more attention..
* As a live show exclusive character, Zimbarney exists in a canon "gray area."
* His voice and mannerisms are based off Jon Lovitz.
Valifar Gorramael

One of Bellow's older sisters, along with her other, larger sister Mandicar. She goes by Val for short.

She is a purple tiefling with angular features, a dark mullet, sharp horns and short wings. She and Mandicar adore Bellow but love to torment him, especially by interrogating and harassing his potential dates and partners. She is incredibly agile, using her wings to leap great distances and capable of running quickly by going down on all fours.

She and Mandicar help the party fight their way out of Brian Doyle Falls, during which she and Cordelia start to hit it off. When the party recovers from their escape, Cordelia kisses Val and the two excuse themselves to go have sex before catching up to the others.
Warfare

***Disclaimer:** This is a brief explanation. For a full explanation of each role check out Attackers and Defenders*

When an island declares war, the player will have 60 seconds to prepare on their island before they are sent to the boat. During this time, it's best to make sure that they have armor and weapons to help defend or attack. The player will then be sent to the boat where they will spend 70 seconds waiting for the warfare island to load. Once the server has loaded, the defenders will be sent to the Townhall, and the attackers will either be sent to their chosen spawn location or a random spawn location if they have not chosen one. A war lasts 8 minutes and within that time, the attackers will aim to obtain 2 stars and steal resources from the loot chests, while the defenders will aim to save their resources and maintain control on at least 2 stars.

In order to win a war, one team must control at least 2 out of 3 stars. At the start of the war, all stars will be blue (the defender color).

1st star → 100% of cruxes destroyed

2nd star → Most kills

3rd star → 50% of cruxes destroyed

To know which team has the most kills, the player can look over at the scoreboard on the right side of the screen under "Score". If the kill total is tied, the star is awarded to the defenders.

## How gold is earned

Gold is awarded to all players at the end of Warfare. The amount awarded varies depending on how many kills a player had, how many deaths a player had, how many ranked players are in the war, and whether a player won or lost the war. An odd number of deaths will round down to the lesser subtraction. Gold awarded under "Match Bonus" is a flat reward given to all players for participation. A player with the Chief rank will give everyone in the War 2 extra gold, with the effect stacking for multiple ranked players (6 chiefs → +12 gold).

* 1 kill → +3 gold
* 2 deaths → -1 gold
* Rank present → +2-3 gold
* Win → +25 gold
* MVP → +5 gold

## Defending

During warfare, defenders have to protect 4 main buildings - the Townhall, Warehouse, Logging Camp, and Mine. Defenders have two main objectives - kill oncoming attackers and prevent these attackers from destroying Cruxes in said 4 main buildings.

### Spawn Point

Defenders will always spawn in the Townhall.

### How to Win

A defender can win a war by making sure that 2 out of the 3 stars are blue (the defender color).

## Attacking

During warfare, attackers have to destroy 4 main buildings - the Townhall, Warehouse, Logging Camp, and Mine. Attackers have two main objectives - kill defenders and destroy Cruxes in said 4 main buildings.

### Spawn Point

Attackers can spawn at 4 locations. These all depend on the tier of the War Camp.

War Camp 1 → Spawn 1 → Docks Spawn

War Camp 2 → Spawn 2 → Townhall Bridge Spawn

War Camp 3 → Spawn 3 → Mine Bridge Spawn

War Camp 4 → Spawn 4 → Logging Camp Hill Spawn

Attackers are able to choose their spawn point before Warfare starts by speaking to General Grumpy in the War Camp.

### How to win

An attacker can win a war by making sure that 2 out of the 3 stars are red (the attacker color).
Spike Salesingman

A humble spike salesman the party meets in It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Cottage.

When the group fends off the predatory gliding men, one of them lands on his spikes. The party lands and has some casual discussion with him while Stirfry’s rats clean the gore off his wares. He mentions a lot of people fleeing Soaking Valley, but the party ultimately decides not to buy any spikes.

Spike is a friendly man, but he carries brass knuckles in case anyone tries to steal his precious spikes. He also serviced de Bonesby manor, though Frederick didn’t maintain them very well.
Currency (disambiguation)

**Currency** may refer to:

* Gold - The main currency used on Island Clash
* Gems - The premium currency that is used on Island Clash
* Vote Tokens - A type of currency that is recieved from voting
* Cargo Key - Used to open Minor Cargo Crates and Major Cargo Crates
* Victorious Points - A special currency used to buy victorious building skins
* Party Favor - A type of currency used to purchase Drop Parties and Boosters
Changelog/2022/October 09

NEWS   **Season 3 Update 3**
*Updated: October 09, 2022*

Ba dum tss

It's been far too long. I can only apologise and reiterate what I said in the previous post. However, I have some pretty cool information to share which I am sure you will all be pleased about.

## Island Clash has investors

At the end of May a deal was signed between me and a cool guy called Aidan. Aidan is investing money into the development of IC, so beginning June, developers have been paid for the work that they have been doing for the server. This has made me so unbelievably pleased since I have finally been able to give something back to them other than my never-ending thanks..! Some of you have seen Aidan in the Discord and even said for him to buy IC, which made us both chuckle (but then he got DM spammed which just made me chuckle). He will be titled as an Owner! As I know people will ask, I am still remaining as Owner, you are still stuck with me.

There was an 's' at the end of that.

A few weeks ago I signed another deal with Yumokashi, in Discord Mr.Morningstar, he is putting some money into advertising costs. Yumokashi wants to help Island Clash grow which is just wonderful. We were always going to advertise Season 3, this will help as all the hard work people are putting in can get seen by new and returning people! He will be given an Investor role for his investment!

Even though I am finally able to pay developers, development has still been slow. Now don't fret, progress is and has been made (you would hope so considering the time it has been). Investments don't make the project 'boom', new developers need to be found and available time for current devs is still limited. This however, is a fantastic step for moving forwards. IC has the ability to do much more than we were able to do before any deals were made and future Island Clash now has the chance to be a slice of its past.

## Some content teases

We have live leaderboards for leagues! If you head on over to our leaderboards page you can see the S2 results. This will of course update and show live data when season 3 begins. You can keep track of you biggest rivals even closer now.

I've very lightly teased about one of the biggest features for Season 3, Mob events. I will now show you one of the mob events which come and disrupt your island.

Welcome the Warehouse Raid. Kill all the mobs before they take all your resources.

Here you can see the 4 different tiers 1-4. That's all the information you get regarding the event. For now...

Any support that is given is always so welcome and immensely appreciated. This is and has been a very stressful and difficult position to be in. I refuse to give up.

More soon, that's a promise.
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**Island Clash** is a Minecraft server based on the games Clash of Clans and Age of Empires. This unique gamemode allows players to create their own islands, construct and upgrade buildings, and participate in warfare with other islands.
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Changelog/2021/July 30

NEWS   **Season 3 Progress**
*Updated: July 30, 2021*

We have a lot to talk about! A lot of things have been going on behind the scenes. We are also hosting a Q&A this Saturday, 31st of July at 5pm BST // 12pm EST, come join, ask us questions about IC and the development of Season 3! We are going to be trying out a software called Branch for this Q&A, looks like it could be fun doing community things like this on there! I will post the link to join in Discord closer to the time.

First off you may have noticed our new website. We have planned for a while now, which needed much persuasion from Stephen to get me along with it, to move away from our forums. Although I love the forums and it has many good uses, we want to modernise, the forums are a bit outdated for us now and we feel that Discord is the best place for communication for us to you the players and player -> player communication.

We still have the forums up for now as we slowly migrate over to Discord for most uses. Also having our main posts on a site like this is super pretty!

Secondly, you also may have noticed some new names with the Developer role on Discord. We have been hiring! These new devs have been doing wonders, picking up the slack and overall are doing an amazing job in fixing and creating things for the server. I will share an update on the server status with a changelog in due course.

Thirdly, we have taken huge action into getting the whole team more involved with IC. As I have taken over Ownership of IC, I don't have the time to do all the front-end work for the server anymore. So we decided to involve the current moderators in actual work and design for the server. We have weekly meetings where we gather together and discuss what has been done and what needs to be done within each of these roles - Content & Technical Design, Community Communications, Game Balancing, Quality Assurance, Events and Customer Support. Previously I would do all this myself, albeit some not very well!

We have been doing this for nearly 2 months and we are making good progress (I went on holiday for a week and organisation went out the window...smh).

Within this we also want to involve community members, we currently have 1 non-staff member involved and will be looking to add more. We don't have spaces open at the moment but will be looking to expand soon.

Finally, Season 3. With the above things said, Season 3 is coming along swimmingly. We still have some important aspects to address and look into, such as improving PvP. However, we have also been addressing some major issues of the current gameplay and are improving those by adding new features and content within the game. One of those you will have seen in our #polls channel, a queue system to allow players to easily get into islands. We now plan to communicate with you guys more, post teasers on new and returning features and give you changelog updates!

See you at the Q&A!
Fairy

Fairies are small, flying creatures that live in Cordelia. They give off a magical glow, a trait that many find useful. They are often used as living light sources, acting as stand-ins for lightbulbs or neon signs in various establishments. Many of them appear to be employed to do so, in the same way that kenku may be paid to act as recording devices.
Victorious Points

**Victorious Points** are a special currency that are used to buy victorious building skins from Viktor The Victorious.

## Obtaining

Victorious Points are given out at the end of the season depending on the league placement of a player's island.

The number of victory points awarded at the end of a season can differ. Finishing the season in diamond league awards 10 Victorious Points whilst ending in Challenger league awards 25.
Diamond Victorious Chest

The **Diamond Victorious Chest** is a crate that is given at the start of the season from the Bank, depending on where the player placed the previous season, which contains rewards that allow players to get a head start. The crate gives 5 rewards.

## Obtaining

Diamond Victorious Chest can be obtained from placing in diamond league at the end of a season.