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Mr. Tall (story)

Mr Tall was very very very tall.

Quite the tallest person you've ever met.

In fact, quite the tallest person you've never met, because you've never met anybody with legs as long as Mr Tall's legs.

Have you?

Now, the problem with being as tall as Mr Tall, meant that life was just one long problem.

As you can see!

"Oh dear," he used to sigh.

"Oh dear me! I do so wish that my legs weren't quite so very very very long."

He decided to go for a walk to think over his problem.

He was just stepping over a tree when he heard a voice.

A little voice.

"Hello!"

It was Mr Small, standing underneath a daisy.

But Mr Tall was so tall he couldn't see him.

So Mr Small shouted at the top of his voice.

"Hello!"

A Mr Small shout is about as loud as a bee's sneeze.

So, it took quite some time for Mr Tall to spot him.

"Oh," he said gloomily. "It's you."

"You don't look very happy," said Mr Small.

"What's up?"

"I am," replied Mr Tall. "Because of these silly long legs of mine."

"Oh," said Mr Small.

Mr Small decided to cheer him up.

"Let's go for a walk together," he suggested.

She they did, which of course didn't work.

It was like a giraffe going for a walk with a mouse!

Then Mr Small had an idea.

Which did work!

And, because of the length of Mr Tall's legs, they very quickly walked all the way to the seaside.

"Come for a swim," cried Mr Small.

"Can't," replied Mr Tall. "By the time it gets deep enough for me to swim I'll be out the other side."

So Mr Small went for a swim, while Mr Tall sat down with a face which was nearly as long as his legs.

Mr Tickle came along.

"Hello," he said. "You look as if you need cheering up. Care for a tickle?"

"No thanks," replied Mr Tall. "What I would care for are some different legs. Mine are much too long."

"So are my arms," said Mr Tickle cheerfully. "But all the better for tickling!"

And off he went, chuckling, looking for somebody to tickle.

Looking for anybody to tickle!

Mr Nosey came along.

"Cheer up," he said. "You look very down in the mouth. What's the problem?"

"It's my legs," replied Mr Tall. "They're too long!"

"So's my nose," said Mr Nosey, laughing. "But all the better for poking into other people's business!"

And off he went, looking for something to be nosey about.

Looking for anything to be nosey about.

Mr Greedy came along.

"Hello," he cried. "You look gloomy! What's wrong?"

"It's my legs," explained Mr Tall. "They're too big!"

"So is my tummy," replied Mr Greedy. "But all the better for filling with food!"

And off he went, licking his lips.

Mr Tall sat there and thought about Mr Tickle's arms, and Mr Nosey's nose, and Mr Greedy's tummy.

He smiled.

And then, he grinned.

And then he laughed out loud.

He looked at his legs, those very very very long legs of his.

"All the better for walking," he chuckled.

And walked home.

In four minutes.

Forty miles!

Mr Small came out of the sea after his short swim.

"And how am I going to get home?" he asked himself.

So, he set off walking.

All the way home.

Forty miles!

That was last year.

He got home yesterday!
My Brother and Me

## My Brother

**My Brother and Me**, also referred to as simple as **My Brother**, is a gift book from the Picture Books series featuring artwork from the original books and accompanied text on top of the artwork that are messages of appreciation and love. This book is to be gifted to a brother. Its sister counterpart is My Sister and Me.

A Kindle edition of the book came out on 3 March 2020 under ISBN 978-0593094167.

## Description

Whether your brother's fun games and tickles make you happy or his cheeky tricks make you giggle, he's always there to make life more fun. Mr Tickle, Happy, Mischief and lots more Mr Men friends are here to show your brother how much you love him.
Children can also add their own words to the story to make it a really fun gift.
The perfect book for your brother's birthday, a new baby brother or big brother or for sharing any time you want to say I love you, too.
Mr. Nosey Coloring Book

**Mr. Nosey Coloring Book**, also listed as **Mr. Men Clrg Nosey**, is a coloring activity book featuring Mr. Nosey and likely other Mr. Men. The book is part of a series of coloring books and came out with Mr. Happy and at another date, Mr. Bump and Mr. Chatterbox. The nature of the book and provided description do not seem to add up.
ISBN-10: 0843108444
Dillydale Dance Floor (song)

## Songs

**Dillydale Dance Floor** is a song sung by and credited to Mr. Bump and dedicated to Mr. Grumpy, featuring vocals of Mr. Messy and Mr. Scatterbrain with Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Whoops as backing vocals. It appeared in The Mr. Men Show, specifically in "S1 E10 Malls" and as a 'music video' on the Cartoon Network website, shown by Mr. Messy as the host of **Shazam! That's Good**.

The Music Video stars Mr. Grumpy being teased by Mr. Bump into getting him to dance. Mr. Grumpy is put in roller skates and pushed around but he doesn't give in. He is shown to be interested when looking at the dancing around him but tries to fight the urge. Eventually he starts to feel the beat and dances.

In Cartoon a similar scene takes place where Mr. Small, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Strong and Miss Scary, entirely different characters from the Music Video, try to prompt Grumpy into dancing. They chase him around and point out his tapping feet on to which he panics and flees. After a while he just gives up and dances anyway.

## Lyrics

You know you wanna, but your hips won't shake

It's like wiggle's on a permanent break

The beat is jammin', you got something to prove

Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, now let's move to the groove!

The beat is hot and this is the spot

Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor

Don't be a chump and sit like a lump

Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor

You know you wanna, but you can't move your feet

You wanna get down with the get down but you can't find the beat

The rhythm moves you, but you seem to refuse

Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, now let's move to the groove!

The beat is hot and this is the spot

Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor

Don't be a chump and sit like a lump

Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor

Mr. Messy:

Snap your fingers and toes to the beat

Give up to the music and shake your feet

The rhythm's got you and you can't refuse

Mr. Scatterbrain: Don't be a Mr. Grumpy, now you know what to do!

The beat is hot and this is the spot

Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor!

Don't be a chump and sit like a lump

Come on and get down on the Dillydale Dance Floor!
Chatter, Chatter, Chatter! (song)

## Songs

**Chatter, Chatter, Chatter!** is a song dedicated to Mr. Chatterbox and has featured on the LP Mr. Men & Little Miss Sing Along, a sing-along album consisting predominantly of love songs often where the singer takes the place of being the (potential) romantic partner to the character that is sung about. It has a similar aggression to Hey Mr. Messy.

## Lyrics

We've got to have a talk about how much you talk

We've got to have a talk about your chatter

If you want to talk to me, then you've got to guarantee

That you tell me something, baby that will matter!

You sound just like a bunch of bees swarming in hive

A thirty-three recording played to forty-five

When I ask you how you feel, you don't say that you're okay

Instead you're yacking yacking, 'til I can't hear what you say!

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Woo hoo~

Tell me something, baby that will matter!

You go yackity yack, but I just want to

give you a smackity smack on your cheek!

Honey here's a very quick suggestion

if you want to help me kill my indigestion

Can you give your mouth a nap and just sit upon my lap

and do not even ask me one more question!

I'm glad we had this talk about how much you talk much you talk

I hope this hasn't seem like silly chatter chatter

Now I will promise you, that I'll be quiet too

so that you will tell me something that will matter!

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Woo hoo~

Tell me something baby that will matter!

You go yackity yack, but I just want to

give you a smackity smack on your cheek

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Woo hoo~

Tell me something baby that will matter!

You go yackity yack, but I just want to

give you a smackity smack on your cheek!

We've got to have a talk

We've got to have a talk

We've got to, we've got to

We've got to have a talk!

*-instrumental break-*

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Woo hoo~

Tell me something baby that will matter!

You go yackity yack, but I just want to

give you a smackity smack on your cheek

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Woo hoo~

Tell me something baby that will matter!

You go yackity yack, but I just want to

give you a smackity smack on your cheek!

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter

Chatter, CHATTER

We've got to have a talk

We've got to have a talk

We've got to have a talk about your....

CHATTER!!
Kymicsu's favorite sims

### Sims 3

Tess Holloway

Leanne Starter

Susan Wainwright

Jade Greenwood

## Favorite ships

### Sims 2

Ajay Loner x Lola Curious

Bianca Monty x Chester Gieke

Isobel Contender-Baldwin x Kimberly Cordial

### Sims 3

Susan Wainwright x Boyd Wainwright

Susan Wainwright x Bebe Hart

Blair Wainwright x Cycl0n3 Sw0rd

Susan Wainwright x Erin Kennedy

Erin Kennedy x Iqbal Alvi

#### (Ambitions\Twinbrook)

Jade Greenwood x Silver Racket

Jade Greenwood x Shark Racket

Sinbad Rotter x Lucy Ferne

### Sims 4

Yuki Behr x Hugo Villareal

Geoffrey Landgraab x Mila Munch

Candy Behr x Diego Lobo
Bounce! Jump! Cartwheel! (song)

## Songs

**Bounce! Jump! Cartwheel!** is a song dedicated to and sung by Little Miss Somersault and was released solely on her story cassette tape. It tells the story of her book.

## Lyrics

Bounce! (Bounce!)

Jump! (Jump!)

Cartwheel! (Cartweel!)

Little Miss Somersault, Little Miss Somersault

Stretch! (Stretch!)

Leap! (Leap!)

Tumble! (Tumble!)

Little Miss Somersault, Little Miss Somersault!

She doesn't walk around, but leaps over instead.

She can do anything, even stand on her head!

Jumping, tumbling, bouncing up and down

Little Miss Somersault never touches the ground!

Bounce! (Bounce!)

Jump! (Jump!)

Cartwheel! (Cartwheel!)

Little Miss Somersault, Little Miss Somersault

Stretch! (Stretch!)

Leap! (Leap!)

Tumble! (Tumble!)

Little Miss Somersault, Little Miss Somersault!

She's so full of energy, there is no doubt.

Bouncing over and under, around and about!

Climb on a roof or balance on a chair, she does it all with out a single care!

Bounce! (Bounce!)

Jump! (Jump!)

Cartwheel! (Cartwheel!)

Little Miss Somersault, Little Miss Somersault

Stretch! (Stretch!)

Leap! (Leap!)

Tumble! (Tumble!)

Little Miss Somersault, Little Miss Somersault!
As Big As A Pin (song)

## Songs

**As Big As A Pin**, credited as "AS BIG AS A PIN **MR SMALL**", is a song dedicated to Mr. Small and has featured on a cassette and The Best MR. MEN album in the World... EVER!, a collection of Mr Men songs. The cassette version is greater in length. It was originally released on cassette in 1993.

## Lyrics

**CD version**

This is the story of Mr. Small,

he needed a job, but that's not all

The problem was he was so very small

about the size of a pin.

He thought about the problem for a long long time

He thought while he drank, he thought while he dined

He thought Mr. Robinson would know what to do

so he set off down the path.

Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's as big as a pin, which isn't very tall

Oh Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's so tiny that there's nothing of him at all

"Oh Mr. Robinson can you help me? What kind of job is right for me?

I could be a postman, but I'm far too small. I could not carry the mail!"

"Oh" said Mr. Robinson "I think I see, how difficult that it must be.

But I think I know some people who could help you out. Maybe find you a job!"

Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's as big as a pin, which isn't very tall

Oh Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's so tiny that there's nothing of him at all

Putting the matches into matchboxes

Serving the sweets in a shop!

Putting the mustard into mustard pots

Can't find a job that will do!

Mr. Small then did work for a man who wrote a lot of charming children's books

"Pass me the pencil" said the writer man "and tell me all your work."

"I shall write about the things you've done, and I shall call it Mr. Small.

The children can read about the things you've done, they'll like it very much!"

Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's as big as a pin, which isn't very tall

Oh Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's so tiny that there's nothing of him at all

Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's as big as a pin, which isn't very tall

Oh Mr. Small, Mr. Small

He's so tiny that there's nothing of him at all
Mr. Men's Magic Island

## Merchandise

**Mr. Men's Magic Island** was a live stage musical (pantomime) in 1986, following the success of the The Mr. Men Musical in 1985, and had a story line based on the books and characters of Roger Hargreaves but with its very own credited writers and directors.

Whereas the 1985 musical has had a full and single record release, and the script of Sircom was available in the library, such things are not found for this musical. All that is left is one poster on a single Ebay listing which states:

Roger Hargreaves Mr Men's Magic Island Theatre Poster 1986 Birmingham Hippodrome

## Cast

Little Miss Sunshine
Little Miss Naughty
Little Miss Star

Birmingham Hippodrome
26 October 1986 The Mr. Men's Magic Island
https://birminghamhippodromeheritage.com/bh\_chronology/the-mr-mens-magic-island/

Sovra Newman - https://www.mandy.com/singer/profile/sovra-newman
"She has worked in Christmas Shows and Pantos including Mr. Men’s Magic Island as Little Miss Sunshine & Little Miss Naughty"

Claire Malcomson - https://www.castingnow.co.uk/claire-malcomson
"Mr Men’s Magic Island\* Little Miss Naughty,Miss Star Hiss & Boo. No. 1 Tour Ian Liston"

On page 18 of a
https://www.infotextmanuscripts.org/webb/webb\_me\_and\_my\_girl.pdf
Tracy Collier worked as a choreagrapher, stage productions of the Mr. Men Musical and Mr. Men's Magic Island.

LOVETT BICKFORD
DIRECTOR

Lovett Bickford joined the BBC in 1965 as an assistant floor manager. He then went freelance, and immediately began work on The Leisure Hive for Doctor Who's eighteenth season. After this he went on to a wide variety of other assignments - not only in television but also in the theatre, where assignments included John Nathan-Turner's Cinderella pantomime (1982) and The Mr Men's Magic Island (1988)
http://shillpages.com/howe/b-dw80s.htm
It's Noisy In Here (song)

## Songs

**It's Noisy In Here** is a song dedicated to Mr. Noisy and has featured on the LP Mr. Men & Little Miss Sing Along, a sing-along album consisting predominantly of love songs. In this song's case, it could be Mr. Noisy himself singing towards his object of love/interest, who is a quiet and/or shy person. From the perspective of the singer, who is able to pick out someone who does not fit in and feels a similarity to them, this song could have as well been dedicated to and sung by Mr. Quiet.

## Lyrics

social gathering chattering

It's noisy in here, Woah-ho, so noisy in here!

It's noisy and loud!

Woah-ho, so noisy in here!

It's noisy and loud!

I can concentrate on you today

The jukebox blaring and no one staring

what're anyone has to say

You're pretending that you're just one of the crowd

It's noisy in here, Woah-ho, so noisy in here!

It's noisy and loud!

I knew from the minute I met you, you were shy

Though you tried to hide it like (you) belonged there, baby, well, I knew it was a lie

Well, I'm no Billy Joel and you're no "big shot"!

It's noisy in here, Woah-ho, so noisy in here!

It's noisy and hot!

I know a secret hiding place where we can be alone

There be nobody to bother us, not even on the phone

There's nothing wrong with quiet cus it's really very nice

to be alone with someone that you like and kiss them once or twice

I bet there are so many things on which we both agree

You're afraid to let me in on them so I can really see

You are a person who can love another person tenderly

But I can dig it, baby, cus you see, you're really just like me

Can you hear me, baby, am I getting through to you?

Cus there are so many things that we can see and do

And I'm not kidding you girl, this is it!

It's noisy in here! My my, so noisy in here!

It's noisy!

I know a secret hiding place where we can be alone

There be nobody to bother us, not even on the phone

There's nothing wrong with quiet cus it's really very nice

to be alone with someone that you like and kiss them once or twice

I bet there are so many things on which we both agree

You're afraid to let me in on them so I can really see

You are a person who can love another person tenderly

But I can dig it, baby, cus you see, you're really just like me

Yeah!

I can concentrate on you today

This jukebox blaring and no one's staring

what'er anyone has to say

And I'm not kidding you baby, this is it!

It's noisy in here! Whoa girl, so noisy in here!

It's noisy! Let's split!

## Notes and citations

**References**

**Notes**
1. ↑ "what'er" is a shortened "whatever"
2. ↑ "split" as in from the crowd to be alone together
En Særlig Kærlig Hilsen (song)

## Songs

**En Særlig Kærlig Hilsen** (A Very Loving Greeting), also credited as **Palle Post-sangen** (Postman Pallet's song), is a song dedicated to and sung by Postman Pallet and has featured on Fætrene i Fjollerup, a radio drama album.
Vocals by Claus Bregengård, written by Connie Skovart.

## Lyrics

Alle de andre får breve!

Tit og ofte – store og små.

Men der aldrig no’en

der skriver til mig!

Det ka’ godt være svært at forstå.

Så nu har jeg sat mig for at skrive

mig selv et brev.

Og så sender jeg

en særlig kærlig hilsen….

til ham der skrev!

Alle de andre har venner,

det må være rart, ja det må!

De får breve fra alle dem de kender,

det kan godt være svært at forstå!

Så nu har jeg sat mig for at skrive

mig selv et brev.

Og så sender jeg

en særlig kærlig hilsen –

til ham der skrev.

## Lyrics (translated)

Everyone else gets letters!

Often and often - big and small.

But there's never one

who writes to me!

It may be difficult to understand.

So now I've sat down to write

myself a letter.

And then I send

a special loving greeting

to him who wrote!

Everyone else has friends,

it must be rare, a rare thing, indeed

They get letters from everyone they know,

It may be difficult to understand.

So now I've sat down to write

myself a letter.

And then I send

a special loving greeting

to him who wrote.
Susan Black

Susan Black is a goffik, black-haired version of Susan Wainwright, borne from the mind of Gaia Nicolosi and Arianna Catalano.

Yes, black is indeed the best hair for our dear Susan.

Susan Black seems to be an alternate version of Susan where she grows up to be goffik, dye her hair black, and move to Midnight Hollow instead of Sunset Valley. Although not all goffik sims move to Midnight Hollow, and not everyone who moves to Midnight Hollow is actually goffik.

She can be considered to be Susan's Midnight Hollow form. (Like an Alola form.)

Kirby Wise also looks like a black hair version of Susan but is a completely diff character.

Susan Black in-game.

**Susan Black** and her likely daughter Blair Black (to not be confused with Dark Blair)

Susan Black on a day at the beach.

Susan Black also has a "good twin" version\counterpart, named Susan White.
Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo (song)

## Songs

**Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo** is a duet song between **Doctor Trotter** and **Zenda** that was performed on the live stage act The Mr. Men Musical and has featured on a cassette and LP named Party Time With Mr. Men.

## Lyrics

**Zenda**: Hello? Zenda's Zoo Service. Zenda speaking!

**Trotter**: Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo here. We're in trouble!

**Zenda**: Oh? What seems to be the matter?

**Trotter**: Oh, well, the lion's gone! And the tiger too!

**Zenda**: I see!

**Trotter**: They had it in their ?? at the Travelling Zoo.

I'm the owner! I don't know what to do! There's trouble at the Travelling Zoo.

Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo!

**Zenda**: WELL, that's no problem! Replace the big cats! You've done it before.

**Trotter**: It goes deeper than that!

**Zenda**: Oh?

**Trotter**: You see, the monkeys left!

**Zenda**: Ah!

**Trotter**: And the kangaroo!

**Zenda**: I see!

**Trotter**: And when the bear walked out, there was a hullabaloo! And then the penguins...

**Zenda**: Yes?

**Trotter**: ..so politely withdrew. There's trouble at the Travelling Zoo.

**Both**: Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo!

**Trotter**: What we're talk about here is total breakdown!

**Zenda**: Yes, that sounds bad!

**Trotter**: Bad?! It's a catastrophy! The only one that's left...

**Zenda**: Aha?

**Trotter**: ..is a cockatoo!

**Zenda**: Oh dear!

**Trotter**: No better than attraction for the public of few. Doctor Trotter is appealing to you to help us save the Travelling Zoo. You gotta help us, Zenda!

**Both**: Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo!

**Zenda**: What do you want me to do?

**Trotter**: We'd like a new collection of exhibits.

**Zenda**: Yes?

**Trotter**: And this time something really EXTRA special!

Something the public's never seen before!

**Zenda**: Aha, you mean you want me to capture a new species!

**Trotter**: That will do nicely!

**Zenda**: It will need an expedition...?

**Trotter**: Money is no object!

**Zenda**: I accept!

**Trotter**: Wonderful! It would great if you capture something new!

An elephant that's pink or a flamingo that's blue.

**Zenda**: Yes, or a camel that's across with a gnu!

**Both**: Yes, for showing at the Travelling Zoo!

**Both**: Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo!

**Trotter**:One more time!

**Both**: Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling - Doctor Trotter's Travelling Zoo!

**Trotter**:Good luck!
Little Miss Contrary and the Confused Guest (story)

Little Miss Wise had been invited to spend the weekend with Little Miss Contrary. She was very excited. It was the first time she had ever visited her.

When Little Miss Wise arrived, she could hardly hide her surprise. She had never seen a house quite like Little Miss Contrary's house!

Have you ever seen a house like that before?

I'm sure I haven't.

"Goodbye," said Little Miss Contrary, opening the door. "Do come out and have a drink," she continued, letting Little Miss Wise in.

Poor Little Miss Wise was terribly confused.

And just look at the house inside! Have you ever seen anything like it?

Little Miss Contrary poured her friend a glass of sweets.

"I do hope you don't like it," she smiled.

Poor Little Miss Wise was more confused than ever.

... and in Muddleland the worms live in trees!

... and in Muddleland the birds live in holes in the ground!

Just then, it started to rain. Little Miss Contrary closed her umbrella.

"What lovely weather we're having," she said.

Little Miss Wise began to wonder if Little Miss Contrary was playing a trick on her.

Back at the house, Little Miss Wise was fed up.

"That's enough teasing," she said, crossly. "I'm tired. I think I'd like to go to bed now."

"But before you do," said Little Miss Contrary, "put your hat under the Christmas tree so that Father Christmas knows that you're here and he will leave you a present."

A Christmas tree?

Father Christmas?

In the middle of summer?

This was too much for Little Miss Wise and she hurried off to bed.

Little Miss Contrary, who'd had a lovely day with her friend, went to her bed and slept very well, with her alarm clock ringing in her ears!

But with all that noise, somebody didn't sleep well that night.

Can you guess who?

That's right. Poor Little Miss Wise.

"What a terrible noise! And what a terribly confusing day!" she grumbled to herself "l don't understand it at all."

The next morning,

"Good night," said Little Miss Contrary. "You look so fresh and well rested this evening."

Little Miss Wise did not feel at all fresh and well rested. She hadn't slept a wink all night.

Then, to her surprise, Little Miss Wise noticed something under the Christmas tree. Wrapping paper!

Yes, that's right. Wrapping paper, but without any presents at all!

And later when she went outside she saw all the dustbins in Muddleland full of presents!

Whatever next!

Little Miss Wise thought it would be best to go home a little earlier than planned.

She waved goodbye to Little Miss Contrary.

"Hello," cried Little Miss Contrary. "Please don't come again."

"l won't," said Little Miss Wise to herself.

"Well, not without my ear plugs, in any case!"
Superstore (song)

## Songs

**Rude Land** is a song sung by Mr. Rude that appeared in The Mr. Men Show, specifically in "S1 E42 Superstore".

In the song, Rude laments his experience with the Dillydale Superstore and speaks of situations where he was the victim of Mr. Tickle's and Mr. Scatterbrain's antics.

## Lyrics

You go in to buy pickles

but you end up with some tickles

They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...

If I want to buy a hat

I don't want an elephant

No matter if he's trained to go indoors

They sell you a goat

when what you wanted was a coat!

There's no other place that I so deeply deplore

When it comes do decent shopping

there's just no use in stopping

at the Dillydale Superstore

Don't waste your time!

Don't spend a dime

at the Dillydale Superstore

Just have some sense!

Don't spend a pence

at the Dillydale Superstore

You come in looking for a bargain

but you end up with an organ

no telling what you'll carry out the door

There's just isles and isles of things

that will leave you whimpering!

They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...

Don't waste your time.
Little Miss Scary

## Books

***Little Miss Scary*** is the thirty-first book in the *Little Miss* series and the first one created by Adam Hargreaves. She likes to frighten people for fun and likes to be spooked herself as well.

## Fiction

### The Mr. Men Show

While Little Miss Scary loves to give people a fright, and does so mostly with her grand collection of masks, she is also social, confident and enthusiastic, being the character who is most likely to hug other characters in her excitement for dangerous outings. While she enjoys to idea of accidents or circumstances that would result in her own or her friends' possible death, she does not have those results as a goal at all but enjoys to speak out the possibility for her own excitement and to frighten her friends, who are often merely annoyed with her.

She is very much alike Little Miss Daredevil in seeking thrills but Miss Scary is much more excited over the possibility to get as close to everyone's demise as possible. She is often on the hunt of monsters and monsters are often present. In these moments she either gets along well with the monster or she is dragged away by whoever is with her before it can hurt her, much to her chagrin.

## Description Mr.Men.com

Little Miss Scary likes nothing more than giving people a fright and one day the other Mr. Men and Little Misses decide to do something about it.

Did You Know?

Little Miss Scary lives in a house called Spooky Cottage

She is the queen of scaring people and is known for scaring all her friends

She has only been scared once in her life

## Relationships

* Mr. Jelly / Mr. Nervous - Opposite, likes to frighten this easy target
* Little Miss Naughty - like-minded individual (Mr Men Show)
* Mr. Grumpy - friend (Mr Men Show)
* Mr. Fussy - friend (Mr Men Show)

## Design

Miss Scary is a small red roundish individual with a yellow nose and a body covered in spikes, something only Mr. Sneeze had previously. She is also unique in having no visible hair nor hair accessories or a hat, which is common practice among Little Misses.

## Gallery

Mr. Men Show Fisher-Price plushIlovemrmen.jp (website)
## References and Notes

**References**

**Notes**
1. ↑ Little Miss Scary does not have pointers on her mrmen.com page
Bump in the Night (song)

## Songs

**Bump in the Night** is a song sung by and credited to Mr. Quiet, with Little Miss Calamity (and Mr. Scatterbrain) as backing vocals, that appeared in The Mr. Men Show, specifically in "S1 E32 Night " and as a 'music video' on the Cartoon Network website, shown by Mr. Messy as the host of **Shazam! That's Good**.
As the section is now defunct it is considered "lost media"

The UK version has Little Miss Helpful perform the song with Mr. Nervous doing the "rap" part. It is put under stock footage of Mr. Scatterbrain not doing anything in particular.

The Music Video stars Mr. Bump being alarmed by sounds he does not know the origin of. Within his venture through his house, the song performers haunt him. Due to their odd ability to move through space, which is not too unlikely for Mr. Scatterbrain however, it is to be interpreted as the sounds being all in Mr. Bump's head and Mr. Quiet, Miss Calamity and Mr. Scatterbrain being the personifications of those sounds.

## Lyrics

**Quiet**:

There's a thumping in the closet

and it's causing a commotion. (hoo~)

You think there's something hiding

but you haven't got a notion. (hiding?)

You (bravely) tiptoe across the room,

using all your might. (tiptoe~)

To find a silly something that goes

Bump in the Night!

You think you hear a noise,

but it's just in your head. (crazy!)

There's nothing but a dust ball

hiding under your bed. (shake)

Every little sound you hear will

give you such a fright (whoa~!)

but it's just a silly something that goes

Bump in the Night!

(Break it down!)

Your knees are really knocking

and your nerves are kinda raw.

You think there's something hiding

in your underwear drawer.

You brace yourself

to face your fear.

Prepare for a fright,

hold back the tears.

If you don't believe me,

just turn on the light.

'cause it's just a silly something

that goes Bump in the Night.

It's just a silly something that goes

BUMP.
Silver Racket

She's a sim in Sims 3 Ambitions. She is 13 days from being an Elder. She is married to Dennis Racket and they have a son and a daughter, Shark and Lolly. Her traits are: Hot-Headed, Charismatic, Party Animal, Frugal, and Snob. She is meant to be an hard-drinking party girl who did'nt really want to marry into the Rackets and only did so for money. In fact she is enemies with Dennis' parents Max and Marigold as well as Dennis' brothers Dudley and Bill, and dislikes her son and daughter, but is friends with her husband. Outside the household she is also best friends with Jade Greenwood (as they're the only ones to understand each other as Jade is meant to be unpopular in school) and acquaintances with Amy Bull and DeAndre Wolfe.
Parade (song)

## Songs

**Parade** is a duet song sung by Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey that appeared in The Mr. Men Show, specifically in "S1 E40 Parade".

## Lyrics

**Nosey**: Wow!

**Small**: Floats as big as smallish yachts

**Nosey**: Giant balloons in tangled knots

**Small**: Joyful sounds of marching bands

**Nosey**: Barely a spot to sit or stand

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: Horses stepping high and proud

**Nosey**: Batons flying over the crowd

**Small**: Sure could use some lemonade

**Nosey**: I wonder if there's any shade

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: Ooh, look Nose! The marching band drum core!

**Nosey**: Ooh, and over there is an elephant... core!

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: Flowers spewing purple goo

**Nosey**: There's even a floating toilet too

**Small**: Did a clown just run past me?

**Nosey**: Huh. That was Miss Calamity

**Small**: \*laughs\*

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: Hah!

## Lyrics (UK Version)

**Nosey**: Wow! Look at that, Mr. Small!

**Small**: Floats as big as royal yachts

**Nosey**: Giant balloons in tangled knots

**Small**: Joyful sounds of marching bands

**Nosey**: Barely a spot to sit or stand

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: Horses stepping high and proud

**Nosey**: Batons flying over the crowd

**Small**: I would love some lemonade

**Nosey**: I wonder if there's any shade

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: Oh, look Nose! The marching band drum core!

**Nosey**: Oh? And over there is an applecore!

**Small**: Ha! Very funny, Nose

**Nosey**: \*laughs\*

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: Flowers *spraying* purple goo

**Nosey**: There's even a floating toilet too

**Small**: Did a clown just run past me?

**Nosey**: \*Laughs\* It's Miss Calamity

**Small**: Ha!

It must be the parade

Hurrah hurrah hurray!

It must be the parade

coming your way

It must be the parade right now

**Small**: AHH, SPLENDID, NOSE! SPLENDID!
Home For Christmas (song)

## Songs

**Home For Christmas** is a heart-warming ballad song by Mr. Happy (Peter Standford) that was performed on the live stage act The Mr. Men Musical and has featured on a cassette and LP named Party Time With Mr. Men, as well as featuring on its own LP with its own cover art, which is unique to this single and The Way You Are on the other side of this LP.

## Lyrics

It could be I'll be away a long time

It could be I might never return

But far or near, at the end of each year,

there's one thing above all for which I yearn:

Home for Christmas

Though miles away, I want to be

Home for Christmas

I want to stay just watching the children's faces all aglow

singing carols, watching for the snow

Home for Christmas

Don't want to leave my friends who'll be

Home for Christmas

I truly believe that if wishes could write me a poem

my Christmas verse would bring me home.
Mr. Chatterbox

## Books

***Mr. Chatterbox*** is the twentieth book in the *Mr. Men* series by Roger Hargreaves. He represents the character trait of talking too much and not knowing when to stop.

## Fiction

Mr. Chatterbox talks too much, oftentimes about things that do not necessarily interest people and also keeps them occupied out of their own politeness. It is either out of his own cluelessness to catch on body language, time spend or he does not care at all.

In his main book, he bothers Walter the Worm, the postman and Mr. Bowler the hat shop owner of whom the latter Mr. Chatterbox requested a new hat. Mr. Bowler, home to a cold dinner due to the time it took, orders a magic hat for Mr. Chatterbox that grows on his speech and thus engulfs him. It grows back in Mr. Chatterbox's silence.

In Mr Chatterbox's Parrot, a loud chatty parrot that started living next to Mr. Quiet is keeping him from proper sleep and Mr. Chatterbox is a nuisance to everyone again. The town gets together to figure out how to get it to stop. On Miss Shy's idea, the parrot is moved to live with Chatterbox. Eventually, even the parrot has enough of the endless chatter and covers Chatterbox in a blanket.

In the musical, Chatterbox is fully aware of how annoying he is and embraces his trait like a prideful antagonist.

## Description Mr.Men.com

Bigmouth ♦ Non-stop ♦ Talkative

BLAH BLAH BLAH. Mr. Chatterbox is one of those people who just can’t stop talking. He will out talk you, and even out talk himself. The only person who can talk more is Little Miss Chatterbox!

Did You Know?

He makes everyone he speaks to run late, including the postman

Mr. Chatterbox owns a magic hat

He talks to himself!

## Relationships

* Little Miss Chatterbox - his sister whom he talks with a lot
* Little Miss Prim - a friend and the first who got to make him change his ways just by telling him to be more considerate.
* Little Miss Curious - a (former) friend, as she got upset when he no longer could talk and answer her questions.

## Design

Chatterbox body is shaped after a cathedral radio, which is the half of a circle, making him (and his sister) one of the few characters of which the design refers to the personality trait. He is a bright pink and his attributes are a dark green tall bowler and blue white sneaker like shoes.

## Gallery

Ohh Deer x Mr Men and Little Miss by John BondThe Mr. Men Musical
## Notes and citations

**References**

1. ↑ Mr Men, Mr Chatterbox on youtube

**Notes**
Susancient Civilization

It's an ancient civilization that worships Susan Wainwright. Often shrouded in mistery, space, and time.

Has a lot of ties with Sunset Valley, the Caucasus and Central Asian countries, Sixam, and the Dinglebogian Empire.

## The beginning

The Susancient civilization is seen to have started about a million years ago, on Earth, more specifically somewhere around Uralsk, Kazakhstan.

At various points it had various colonies and even expanded to almost the whole of the Earth.

Blaze Wainwright seems to derive from the Susancient Civilization which is why she got adopted by Susan and Boyd.

## Going to live off-Earth

During the war that killed Blaze's biological parents, some members of the Susancient civilization (mostly from what is now the Caucasus and Central Asia) shuttled off really far, on the opposite direction from where the other main planets in the war were.

They eventually ended up on a refuge on planet Susopolis. Planet Susopolis is mostly water except for an island that resembles Susan Wainwright's face. There are some Susopolis natives, but being from many species (including of course humans from Earth and Graslaxians from Sixam) and life states live there, and are part of the culture.

## Encounter with the Dinglebogians

Yup, at one point, Dinglebog even annexed Susopolis, which was part of the Dinglebogian empire for many years, until the Rebellion.

## Close to Present Day

Serelar zoi Susances made five Susan clones and dropped them off with Bobby Multiplo and Cinque Sole.

## Eventual discovery

Erin Kennedy and Susan Wainwright discovered the Susancient civilization through the Dinglebogian Empire and the clones.
Think It Over (song)

## Songs

**Think It Over** is a song dedicated to Little Miss Shy and has featured on the LP Mr. Men & Little Miss Sing Along, a sing-along album consisting predominantly of love songs often where the singer takes the place of being the (potential) romantic partner to the character that is sung about. In this song's case, it is a song from one shy person to another, in which the latter helped the other to get over shyness or deal with it better, and the singer wanting to return the favor.

## Lyrics

Don't you think it's time?

Don't you think it's time?

Think it over

Sometimes when you're shy

you don't know the reason why

and you've got so much to say

but you don't say it

I know you could be (you could be)

just like the other folks, you see (you see)

you're having fun and sharing secrets together (together)

Don't you think that is time to start thinking it over (thinking it over)

You've got so much inside

and you've got nothing to hide (what's in you)

Don't you think that is time to start thinking it over (thinking it over)

You can help others to grow

You're so much more than you know (than you know)

Sometimes when you're shy (shy, shy, shy)

and you feel you wanna cry (don't you cry)

Don't run away from me and hide

cus I've been waiting

To find someone like you (just like you)

You know I was once shy too (me too)

But I put all my fear aside

and then I met you

That's what I'm telling you

Don't you think that is time to start thinking it over (thinking it over)

You've got so much inside

and you've got nothing to hide (nothing to hide)

Don't you think that is time to start thinking it over (thinking it over)

You can help others to grow

you're so much more than you know (than you know)

(more than you)

(think it over)

Sometimes when you're shy~

I know you could be~ (think it over)

Sometimes when you're shy~ (think it over)

To find someone like you (think it over)

You know that I was once shy too \*fades out\*
Susan's clones

They're Susan Wainwright's clones and thus they look the same. They consider themselves Susan's daughters and Blair's (half)sisters. But their personalities and dress sense is completely different from each other.

actually they’re related to the Susancient Civilization, so the SusanOne is a different person from the original Susan. They were cloned and raised by the popular singer Bobby Multiplo and his wife Cinque Sole.

they get their names from the Consuls of Traken actually. But their middle names aren’t from the actors because that’s not unexpected enough.

SusanOne - Tremas Althys Multiplo

SusanTwo - Kassia Revan Multiplo

SusanThree - Seron Escape Multiplo

SusanFour - Katura Minerva Multiplo

SusanFive - Luvic Orkiva Multiplo
Darkvision

Within a specified range, a creature with darkvision can see in darkness as if the darkness were dim light, so areas of darkness are only lightly obscured as far as that creature is concerned. However, the creature can’t discern color in darkness, only shades of gray. When a creature with Darkvision is in dim light, it will see as though in bright light, again up to the specified range.

i.e. An Elf standing in a dimly lit forest will see it as brightly lit up to 60 feet, and then dimly lit beyond that point. When night falls and the Elf is in darkness, the Elf can see 60 feet as dimly lit, and then darkness beyond that point.

## List of Races with Darkvision

* Dwarves - 60 ft
* Elves - 60 ft
	+ Drow - 120 ft
* Gnomes - 60 ft
* Half-Elves - 60 ft
* Half-Orcs - 60 ft
* Tieflings - 60 ft

**NOTE:** Any race that has taken the Warlock perk "Devil Sight" has Darkvision up to 120 feet and can see through even magical darkness.
Mr. Topsy-Turvy the Round Way Wrong (story)

If Mr Topsy-Turvy can do something the wrong way round then you can be certain that he Will.

Like the way he drives a car.

Which explains why you never see him driving a car ...

... and why he travels by bus.

Mr Topsy-Turvy woke up early one morning.

He has a very topsy-turvy way of sleeping in bed as you can see.

He yawned and stretched and got up.

Then he went upstairs for breakfast.

That's right, Mr Topsy-Turvy's house is just as topsy-turvy as he is.

All his bedrooms are downstairs and his kitchen and living room are upstairs.

Mr Topsy-Turvy decided to have cornflakes for breakfast.

He opened the packet.

But being Mr Topsy-Turvy he didn't pour the cornflakes out, oh no, he poured the milk into the packet!

His meals tend to be very messy affairs.

After he had finished breakfast Mr Topsy-Turvy caught the bus into town. "One town for ticket, please," he said to the bus driver.

The bus driver scratched his head.

"Don't you mean, one ticket for town?" he said.

"Right that's," said Mr Topsy-Turvy.

Mr Topsy-Turvy speaks as topsy-turvily as everything else he does.

Now, this day was a rather special day for Mr Topsy-Turvy, He had been saving up to buy a new house.

He went into Mr Homes' estate agency and said, "l'd like new to house a buy."

Mr Homes knew Mr Topsy-Turvy quite well.

"You mean, you'd like to buy a new house?"

"Right that's," said Mr Topsy-Turvy, for the second time that day.

"If you wait outside the front l'll go and get my car," said Mr Homes.

And of course Mr Topsy-Turvy waited outside the back.

After Mr Homes eventually found him they set off in the car to look at some houses.

They looked at all sorts.

Tall, skinny houses.

Short, squat houses.

Even short, skinny houses, but Mr Topsy-Turvy didn't like any of them.

None Of them seemed quite right to him.

As they were driving back to town Mr Topsy-Turvy suddenly shouted to Mr Homes to stop the car.

Well, what he actually said was, "Stop car the!" but Mr Homes knew What he meant.

On the other side of a hedge was the strangest house you have ever seen.

Everything was upside-down.

In factt everything was topsy-turvy.

And I'm sure you can guess whose house it was.

"NOW, house Of that's the sort want It" said Mr Topsy-Turvy.

"But ... said Mr Homes, "But that's your house!"

"Right that's," said Mr Topsy-Turvyt for the third time that day.

"But you can't move house into your own house!" exclaimed Mr Homes. "That would be all the round way wrong ... I mean the wrong way round."

Mr Topsy-Turvy grinned a huge grin.

"Exactly," he said.
The Best MR. MEN album in the World... EVER!

## Merchandise

**The Best Mr Men album in the World...EVER!** is a 1997 released album consisting of songs and poems dedicated to several Mr. Men characters that were previously released on the CYP ltd. cassette tapes. The album does not feature any Little Misses nor has there ever been an album specifically dedicated to them; Little Miss Songs remain cassette-only.

The CD and casting features artwork of Mr. Happy. It includes a booklet with song titles, their duration and artwork of a few of the Mr. Men in their 1995 design. Full length of the CD is not documented.

The label copy information is the subject of copyright protection. All rights reserved ©1997 Virgin Records Ltd. The copyright in this recording is owned by CYP Ltd, licensed exclusively to Circa Records. ©1997 CYP Ltd, licensed exclusively to Circa Records Ltd. ©1997 Mrs Roger Hargreaves.
The best album in the world...ever! is a registered trademark of Virgin Records Music Group Ltd.

## Credits

Songs written and produced by Paul Mardle

Vocals by Jed Fry, Lyn Clare, Karen Noble, Doug McGinley and Lisa Abott

Poems Written by Mike Kitson and narrated by Douglas Blackwell

Songs and Poems published by CYP Music Limited

A CYP Children's Audio Production in association with Virgin Records

Executive Producer: John Bassett

Visit the Happyland website to see the MR MEN

http://www.homeusers.prestel.co.uk/pmardle (now defunct)
Susannism

Susannism is a religion of cult whose Holy Scripture is The Sims 3. It was founded 18 July 2018 by Gaia and Ari-chan. The main worshipped goddess is Susan Wainwright, the legend tells of a game, everyone who plays it becomes possessed by The Holy Damned, Susan herself. Everyone's thought and actions, their whole world rotates around Her. Only way to liberate oneself is through new distractions.

It is a prison mostly praticated by adolescents. It can be considered a form of Waifuism.
Jade Greenwood

**Jade Greenwood** is a premade sim from Twinbrook's Greenwood family. She is a teen with 14 days to young adult. Her traits are Athletic, Clumsy, Lucky, and Handy. Her favorite food is Key Lime Pie, her fave music is Pop Music, and her fave color is Lime Green.

Her backstory is that her parents wanted her to be a nice, pure, eco-friendly vegetarian (which is basically her parents and sister's personalities), but she instead became rebellious and goffik\tomboyish, and wants to be an athlete who repairs cars in her spare time. Jade is thus kinda unpopular among the other teenagers in Twinbrook, unlike her little sister, who has friends her age.

Jade is friends with her parents Oliver and Holly and her little sister Emerald.

Outside her family, she is also best friends with the much-older Silver Racket and acquaintances with Amy Bull and DeAndre Wolfe.

## Fanworks

Jade appears in my Pokémon Trainer AU under the codename "Pekoe".

She also appears in a video of mine with her bandmates: Shark Racket, Chester "Lil' Bling" Lack, and Becky Lack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6oBJ1XQiws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYTG1zY5Hw8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7s0vM2I8VM

In real life, "pekoe" is a type of tea and\or tea leaf. The name comes from Chinese words for "white hair" or "white flower". Sakartcupo has white hair, and his nickname\stage name, "Bud Moonlight", can be considered a reference to pekoe buds.