Chi/Quotes

* *"Y'know we appreciate classic literature and all, but sometimes I could indulge in some good ol fanfiction.."*
	+ (Fanfiction??) *"Oh, you poor thing. You know not of the joys of being in a fandom..."*
* *"Is it odd if I'm craving to go out, but specifically to read outdoors?"*
	+ (Uhh, yeah?) *"Ughhh. Pick up a book, Tsuki. Maybe you'll get it then."*
	+ (No, I get you.) *"Yeah! The enviroment totally affects the mood and everything,"*

* "*Hmm.. I wonder what time it is..... Let me look at the watch here.. Oh! It's read o'clock!*"
* *"If I could have a superpower, I'd want to be able to jump into the world of whatever books I choose!"*
* *"TV adaptions are the WORST. I'm getting steamed just thinking about it..."*
* "*The season finale to Vampire Champions was HORRIBLE! Why did they have to kill Dirk off? Oops, hope you don't mind spoilers.*"
* *"It's so easy to daydream about my stories but actually working on them is another thing..."*
* *"I can't believe it... They made my NOTP canon."*
* *"Oooh, I just got another cool idea for a story..."*
* *"I'd like to make a name for myself some day..."*
* *"The most embarrassing thing happened the other day! I bumped my head on the way out of the book store..."*
* *"Tsuki there's this new movie I REALLY wanna catch... Would you and Moca wanna come with"*
	+ *(I'm down!) "Sweet! Now we just gotta convince Moca..."*

* *"Listen. Whatever you do, no matter how insistent he's being, do NOT pull Moca's finger."*
* *"The store ran out of matcha powder the other day. How appalling."*
* *"Tsuki, I had a dream about you the other day... Nothing weird, we were just hanging out, it was pretty nice!"*
* "*I fell asleep while reading last night and drooled all over the page... There's also an imprint of the words on my face..*"
* *"That's enough for now. You've got farming stuff to do, and I've got reading to do!"* **(pester)**
* *"Okay, I think that's enough chatter for now.. There are books to be read!"* **(pester)**
* *"Time out, Tsuki. I'm an INFP, so like, y'know.. I need my alone time and stuff."* **(pester)**

### **Chi's House:**

#### **Normal:**

* *"The new Ninjas of Steel reboot is awful! It goes against all my headcanons!*
* *"Nice weather today!"*
* *"Y'know, if you're willing to try cosplaying you'd make the PERFECT Count Orson."*
	+ (Count who now?) *"The heartthrob lead of Vampire Champions!! He's a rabbit, like you!"*
* *"Tsuki, I just impulse bought some graphic novels...this is gonna hurt my wallet."*
	+ (Graphic novels? Like comics?) *"God, you neophyte. They aren't the same thing."*
* *"Tsuki, let's hang out!"*
	+ (Okay, where to?) *"Ack. I didn't think that far ahead. I was hoping... you had a plan.."*
	+ (Not right now!) *"Aww.. alright."*

* *"I don't think I'd ever get into e-readers. I'm not a tech-phobe, but staring at screens for long periods of time really hurts my eyes.."*

* *"I sense... That today's gonna be one of those unproductive days."*
* *"Hehe, I beat Moca in Scrabble the other day. Bet you'll see him still throwing a fit if you ran into him."*
* *"You eat a lotta carrots, don't you? You must have super good eyesight."*
* *"Yori's didn't have any new books on sale today... We need a real library or something..."*
* *"I wish we had more folks living in the village... There's no one left to recommend my books to.."*
* *"Sometimes I'm so engrossed in a book, I forget to eat. Almost passed out this one time.."*
* *"My book collection is quite the sight eh?"*
	+ (Sure is!) *"It's enormous!"*
	+ (Quite the mess, you mean.) *"Hey! That just means I've actually read them all!"*

* *"Oh- I didn't see you there... Hi!"*
* *"Chatting with me again, huh? You must do this with everyone in the village. I wish I had the social energy you have. People revealed the most interesting things the more you get to know them! It'd be so interesting to hear all the wacky stories people have to tell."*
* *"Yori's didn't have any new books on sale today..We need a real library or something.."*
* *"Burnt through two entire books yesterday.... no big deal!"*
* *"You're always up to something, Tsuki. Where do you get all that energy?"*
* *"Ahh.. The gacha machines I come across never have the merchandise from franchises I actually like."*
* *"Some of my all-time favourite books are the ones that I deliberately haven't re-read. Like, the first read is so sacreed. I wanna forget the entire book before going at it again."*
* *"I hear some people favor playing "story-driven" games over actually reading- but like.. If your story's actually good enough to be compelling you wouldn't need visuals and music to make it better, right? Maybe I'm not into it cuz I suck at video games in general...."*
* *"The village could use a little more excitement. I could use more inspiration for my stories..."*
* *"I feel like heading out to snap some pictures... Haven't used my camera in a while.."*
* *"Pipi keeps glaring at me when I'm reading the books from her store. It's called browsing, Pipi! It's legal!"*
* "Seeing Pipi drawing the other day makes me wonder if I could start doing the same.. Maybe I could become a mangaka!"
* *"Oof. I spent the whole of last night moving my furniture around..."*
	+ (It looks exactly the same.) *"Yeeaah. It looked worse so I kinda just shifted everything back."*

#### **When Cleaning:**

* *"Hi, Tsuki........... Here to help out with cleaning, best friend?"*
	+ (You're on your own!) *"Hey now! I helped watch over your place while you were moving, remember? I mean you did lose all your furniture but that's...beside the point..."*
	+ (I've got plans, sorry!) *"Guhhh, excuses... Though knowing you, you're probably telling the truth. You are one BUSY rabbit."*

* *"The best part of cleaning is the end results. I can't wait to just sit back and bask in it."*
* *"If Moca likes cleaning so dang much he should help me out sometime.. I'm KIDDING... unless..?"*
* *"I sense.. That today's gonna be one of those unproductive days."*

* *"Cleaning up always makes me question stuff. Does this chair belong here? Did I really need to buy this trinket?"*
* *"If Moca likes cleaning so dang much he should help me out sometimes.. I'm KIDDING...unless..?"*
* *"Dust...hate it.."*

#### **When fixing the weathervane:**

* *"Tsuki! Thanks for the tape, I'm fixing this up right now, but you can come by later to see how it looks!"*

* *"Almost there..."*

* *"Ugh... I should be reading right now..."*
* *"If I just tape this here... And a bit more..."*
* *" I WANNA READ! Not fix some stupid... What is this? A weathervane? Why do I even need this on my roof..."*
* *"Tsuki... I'm trying to fix this thing!"* **(pester)**
* *"Tsuki, stop... I'm trying to concentrate..."* **(pester)**
* *"Don't make me come down there..."* **(pester)**
* *"Get outta here, Tsuki!"* **(pester)**

#### **When eating carrot chips:**

* *"Ofgh, hey, Tsuki. Swell timing."*
* *"What's with the puppy dog eyes..."*
	+ (Could I have some too?) *"Oh come on, Tsuki.. You could very easily get a bag of your own..."*
* *"Whew! I managed to snag the last bag at Yori's."*
* *"Carrot chips are without a shadow of a doubt, The. Best. Snack."*
	+ (Hmm...debatable.) *"What?! But you're a rabbit, and you work with carrots.. On second thought, maybe you just have carrot burn-out."*
	+ (100%.) *"Right?? I knew you'd get it."*
* *"Believe me, I want to eat healthy but... These bags of chips just salaciously tempt me every time I make eyes at it...."*
* *"You can pester me all day, but I still ain't sharing.."* **(pester)**

#### **When cleaning the glasses:**

* *"..!"*
	+ (..?!) *"Sorry, thought I scratched my glasses. Just a stray eyelash, ehehe!"*
* *"Tsuki! I know it's you. I can recognize the sounds of your footsteps..."*
	+ (What, really?) *"Hahaha, nah... Wild guess! That one time I said that to Moca was kinda embarrassing, though."*
* *"How'd that spot get on here... is that mud?"*
* *"It's a pain, Tsuki.. Being bespectacled. Between looking so bookishly charming and having to maintain and adjust my eyewear!"*
* *"Hold on a moment. I'm kinda occupied."*
* *"Guhhhh, getting schmutz on my glasses is so bothersome."*

#### **When taking a nap during the day:**

* *"Zzz... don't go... zz.. Modo..."*
* "*Zzz... zz... "*
* *"Zzz... Modo... zz... it's dangerous...."*
* *"Zzz... Modo... anything for you... zz..."*
* *"Zzz... of course... zz... leave it to me..."*

#### **When reading and eating carrot chips at the same time, with Tsuki:**

* *"Hmm hm hmm..."*
* *"How's the book? Interesting?"*
	+ (It's alright.) *"Sweet."*
* *"...?"*
* *"You should visit more often, I got plenty more books you can read!"*
* *"What a nice day..."*
* *"Mmmph..."*

#### **When Tsuki puts Goat Fertilizer in her house [parsnap entry]:**

* *"Oh my god... The smell... Who put that fertiliser here?"*
* *"Tsuki... I let you decorate my home and this is what you do? Why???"*
* *"It smells so bad... I can't..."*
* *"I can't even read in my own home with this smell!"*

### **At Chi's or Tsuki's:**

#### **During book club, with Moca and Tsuki [parsnap entry]:**

* *"The TCM Book Club is now in session! Everyone got their books?"*
* *"TCM Book Club is super exclusive! We are its only members...."*
* *"I hope y'all are enjoying the book as much as I am! Moca lighten up!"*
* *"I hope everyone's read their chapters.... MOCA..."*
* *"C'mon Moca, get in on the fun!"*
* *"I won't spoil anything... But lets just say the 3rd act is gonna BLOW your minds!"*
* *"I can't wait to do one on LOTC 3. I can talk for HOURS about that book!"*
* *"I love the writing in this book so much..."*
* *"I really love this passage!"*
* *"This phrase has 2 meaning! You have to read between the lines.."*
* *"Look, I highlighted a bunch of stuff! That means I read this page really well!"*
* *"I think that sentence is an allegory for carrots..."*
* *"Bla bla bla.. Books... Bla bla.."*
* *"Bla bla bla.."*

#### **When eating chips with Moca and Tsuki:**

* *"Ooh... Getting crumbs everywhere.."*
* *"So..Mffgh. Tsuki, mmfppgh... How's the um... ommfgh nompfg... The farm?"*
	+ (Mmrfgph..Mppfgfh..) *".... Mm yea.. Mffpghmghfg..."*
* *"Mmm!"*
* *"Mmmffgphh... Mmm. So tasty"*
* *"These chips are soooo good!"*
* *"Moca, slow down you're eating them all!"*
* *"Mmm. Mprrfgh.... ..?*
	+ (Slow down there, cookie monster!) *"I'll throw a chip at your head, Tsuki! I'm not eating THAT quickly....I think."*
	+ (...Nothing!) *"...Mrppgh..okay."*
* *"Tsuki! I'm tryin' to eat here!"* **(pester)**
* *"Ok, ok, let a lady breathe! It's hard to talk and eat."* **(pester)**

### **Yori's General Store:**

* *"You're here too! Gotta be quick with the carrot chips- they run out fast."*
* *"Hmm..to buy..or not to buy.."*
* *"New furniture would be nice...but..nahhh."*
* *"Yori talked my ear off once when I read my book on his display sofa. I mean its not like I made it dirty, I just thought...y'know... we're all friends here right?"*
* "Yori's didn't have any new books on sale today.."

### **Mermaid Coast**

#### **When swimming:**

##### **Chi and Tsuki:**

* *"Tsuki, you're here! The water's greeaat, by the way!"*
* *"People like Moca always think giraffes can't swim, but we totally can."*
	+ (..You're using a float.) "*Ok, yeah, I didn't say me, I meant giraffes in general. I'm an exception!"*
* *"Hey Tsuki, theres a big one right near me, look! Try to catch it, it's right there! Oh wait... hang on... Alright, nevermind.. it was my shadow."*
* *"The idea of drowning is really terrifying... But with a neck this long I guess it isn't a real concern for me!"*
* *"Careful where you're fishing! That hook might open a hole in my donut floatie.."*
* *"Wish I had a book on me right now.. I can't risk getting it wet though... not again..*
* *"I know our conversations have been going 'swimmingly',..though I'd like to be left to 'float' in my thoughts now, haha."* **(pester )**
* *"Tsuki, stop distracting me, you're gonna make me tip over!"* **(pester)**
* *"I'll splash water on you if ya keep this up!"* **(pester)**
* *"..."* **(pester)**

##### **Friends group:**

* *"Moca makes fun of my float, but I saw him almost drown one time. I helped pull him onto my float, and he was acting cool, trying to play it off as a "prank". But I could see tears in his eyes! Don't tell him I told you!"*
* *"Moca swims like a guy who doesn't know how to swim.."*
* *"Hey Moca, nice paddling! You're looking tired! Ha! So what if you can swim, it's way more relaxing to have a float.."*

#### **When sitting at the pier:**

* *"I love it here. Makes me feel nostalgic for some reason."*
* *"The breeze is wonderful.."*
* *"I almost never see anyone else here.."*
	+ (That's because they're employed and busy.) *"Uhhh.........right, anyway."*

#### **When reading at the pier, with Moca:**

* *"Oh, how nice, you're here too!"*
* *"This is fun! We should hang out like this more often... We could maybe even venture out of Mushroom Village together? Just like old times!"*
* *"Pssst, Moca's pretty distracted....should we shove him in the waters?"*
	+ (DO IT!) *"Woah, woah, woah. I was just kidding! He would so throw a fit if ended up breaking his phone...."*
	+ (That's not very nice...)

* *"What's with the weird look?"*
	+ (That's an iron grip you've got on your book there....) *"Oh, uhm... Let's just say I'm not the type to repeat grave mistakes....Grave mistakes involving soggy books,,,,,"*

* *"Moca's pretty engrossed with his darn phone.... Whre's the fun in that??"*
	+ (Ain't you reading a book too?) *"It's called multitasking? I can read and talk no problem."*
* *"Wonder what Moca's up to on his phone... He won't let me look!!"*
* *"Okay, okay, enough chatting. I haven't read a page since you stopped by! Plus, I think Moca's getting pretty annoyed at all the chatter...." **(pester)***

### **Tsuki's Treehouse:**

#### **First meet:**

* *"Oh Tsuki! You're home... Promise me you won't be mad..."*
	+ (What happened?) *"So, you know how you asked me to watch your house...Yeah... I uhh... I was kinda tired and... I just closed my eyes for 2 seconds... And when I woke up... All your stuff was gone..."*
		- (WHAT??? All of it?) *"I'm so sorry, Tsuki! Listen... I've got this chair, how about you take it?"*
			* (Okay, thanks! ) *"Let's place it in your house!* **(placed chair)** *Well, at least now you can sit down...Hey, what about your farm? I wonder if the thief stole your carrots too!"*
				+ (I really hope not...) *"Let's go check it out! Look at all those carrots!* **(harvested carrots)** *I gotta go, Tsuki. Books to read and adventures await! You should go to Yori's to buy something with all those carrots! Here, I'll send the location to your phone!"*

#### **Looking at the stars, with Moca and Tsuki [parsnap entry]:**

* *"Now I see why you're up here all the time! The view is amazing.."*
* *"Space.... Amazing...."*
	+ (Think aliens are out there?) *"Ohh, like in the book War Of The Planets? That's scary! If they're out there... I hope they're nice."*
	+ (God... created all this?) *"Must've been hard. The universe is a big place!"*
	+ (We're so tiny in comparison..)
* *"Sometimes, I wish I could be up there..."*
	+ (Like an astronaut?) *"Like Neil Pawstrong!"*
	+ (Same here..) *"The first bunny in space! That'll be cool..."*
* *"What's that star over there?"*
* *"Wahh.... Look at all the stars.."*
* *"Your roof is super comfy Tsuki..."*
* *"Aren't you scared you'll fall?"*
	+ (Not really.) *"That's why I'm leaning on Moca. So I can use him as a cushion if I fall!"*
	+ (It's worth the view.)
* *"Hehe! I will use him to cushion my fall!"*
* *"Hope Benny doesn't catch us hangin' out up here.."*
* *"The night sky is so pretty today.."*
* *"Lets just enjoy the view Tsuki.. We can chat another time..."* **(pester)**

### **Town Hall:**

#### **Second meet:**

* *"Oh Tsuki! I totally forgot to send you my home location! Come visit me anytime, yeah?...And again... I'm really sorry I um..Well..... y'know.."*
	+ (It's fine..) *"Ah. Hang on, I have something... in my pockets here... might tide things over.."*
	+ (Let all my stuff get stolen?) *"Ah. Hang on, I have something... in my pockets here... might tide things over.."*
		- (Oh..... gum.... um.... thanks.. ) *"It's the thought that counts, Tsuki! We can read the Lord of the Carrots together... Well, separately, I mean. Reading just isn't a together activity!"*

### **Momo's Tea House:**

#### **Drinking tea:**

* *"Hiya, Tsuki. Here for a cuppa too?"*
* *"Moca's very insistent there's a 'proper' way to drink tea. Like, it's just tea. I don't get what he's going on about."*
* *"Boy that Moca sure is a lazy bones.. Hey turtle! Slow much?"*
	+ (Um..) *"Ah, I didn't want to have to slam Moca like that, but you know what they say about fighting fires!"*
* *"Moca threw a fit one time while I was drinking tea with him. He didn't appreciate my choice of..drinking device."*
	+ (You mean your straw.) *"Listen, I don't wanna hear it from someone with a normal length neck!"*
* *"Between you and me Tsuki... I really don't know what people mean when they say drinking tea's a spiritual experience. It's just tea!"*
* *"I hear tea helps out a lot when it comes to weight loss. Moca says so, so it must be true right?"*
* *"Ooh.. That ramen looks good! Maybe I'll pop over once I'm done with my tea..."*
* *"Mmmmm...... This...certainly is tea!"*
* *"Another time Tsuki. I want to enjoy the rest of my tea in silence..."* **(pester)**
* *"C'mon, we have all day to catch up! I just want some alone time alright?* **(pester)**
* *"Go away please! I know what you're trying to do!"* **(pester)**
* *"I'm gonna just ignore you now..."* **(pester)**
* *"You're talking me up a lot, huh. You got a crush on me or something? Ehehe.. I'm. I'm just kidding. Don't think much of it."* **(pester)**

#### **Halloween:**

* *"Hail and well met traveller! What is this congregation I have stumbled onto?"*
	+ (Well, uh, it's the Halloween Event.) *"Hallowed Ween you say? How curious!"*

* *"Ah, if it isn't my newfound rabbit friend! Forgive my gawking- my vision isn't what it used to be!*
	+ (Chi... You're squinting a LOT.)
	+ (You really shouldn't be going about without your glasses...) *"...Glasses? What are these GLASSES you speak of?"*
* *"Ugh, why is there so much dirt on my cape!"*
	+ (Didn't that come from all your "grand" adventures?) *"Oh... um... right! Of course!"*
* *"I will dearly miss this magical concoction you call 'tea' when I inevitably sally forth from this wonderful village."*
* *"Evil shall not prevail.."*
	+ (What?) *"..Not while I, MODO, draws breath!"*
* *"I most certainly needed this brief respite! My legs have gone weary from the seemingly endless trekking I have had to endure."*
* *"Gah! A giant bee is amongst us!"* **(when Rosemary near Chi)**
* *"Gah! A.... giant bee! To arms!"* **(when Rosemary near Chi)**
	+ (It's okay Modo! The giant bee is our friend!) *"The rules of these lands are strange, but if it's no foe of yours, then I shall oblige."*
	+ (Bees a good! It's the wasps you wanna vanquish.) *"Uh, actually, wasps contribute to ecologically alligned activities like pollination as much as bees do. We really shouldn't be vilifying wasps just because they aren't as fuzzy and cute like bees... Ack! You've taken advantage of my penchant for fact sharing to make me break character!"*
* *"I've seen an abundance of carved pumpkins strewn about this village... What are they, some manner of effigy of a demon that's been haunting this locale?"*
* *"What form of sinister magicks is this?! A giant turtle-roach abomination??"*
	+ (Well, why don't you blast him with your own "magicks"?) *"(Oh, come ON, Tsuki! You know Modo isn't a spell singer... You're ruining the immersion!)*
	+ (Not the first time I heard someone refer to Moca that way...) *"HAHAHA! (Please, Tsuki, you're gonna make me break character!) This "Moca" creature sounds to be a plague to this village! Perhaps I shall smite thee... Such a wretched thing... there will be nothing to gain from a parlay!"*
* *"These... flavoured bread strings of your realm... They are quite delicious!"*
	+ (Umm... ramen?) *"Rahh... myan?? Hmm.. peculiar name!"*
* *"The One True Carrot... It is my responsibility to bear.."*
* *"One day, the bards will sing tales of my grand adventures in gatherings alike this!"*
* *"Let's break out the mead and make this a proper celebration- what say you?"*
	+ (I say aye!) *"How grand!"*
	+ (You drink mead?) *"Well, everyone in the book does.."*
* *"\*Blink blink\*..*
	+ (Chi put on your glasses!) *"Chi? Glasses? What are these things you speak of?"*
	+ (Careful not to trip over stuff..) *"Pffft! Trip? I am Modo! I've traveresed countless miles over all manner of terrain without "tripping"!*
* *"?! That hapless fox child is being tailed by a poorly disguised but ravenous beast! We must rescue her from certain death!"* **(when nearing Pipi)**
	+ (You're not gonna valiantly pounce on poor Yori...right?) *"I, uhm.. I obviously won't, Tsuki. Totally wasn't in my head. To do exactly that."*

#### Winter:

* *"Ah, yes, this will help fight the cold."*
* *"Momo could siphon some of Bobo's seasonal creativity honestly. Imagine if she added some spices in her tea! Something like a cinnamon stick or a star anise? That would be SO perfect for the winter."*

### **Bobo's Ramen Cart:**

#### **Normal:**

* *"Are those watermelon radishes I see at the back of Bobo's kitchen..? He has to be up to some kooky winter recipe again..."*
* *"Wow you're really going ham on those noodles! I can't eat that fast, my neck is too long and spindly.."*
* *"Miso is quite salty, but it tastes much better than Shoyu! Moca likes to brag about how healthy his Shoyu is but its just a difference of about 10% salt content!"*

#### **Winter:**

* *"Am I here to warm myself up or for sustenance? I don't even know anymore!"*

### **Geisha's Bar:**

* *"Hey, buddy! Isn't this exciting?!"*
* *"I'm getting sleepy....."*
* *"I can't help but just give my full attention to Scarlett whenever she performs... Her voice is just so hypnotizing..."*
* *"I don't know the first thing about cocktails but hey! Everything this Ratthew guy gives me is tasty, so I'm good!"*
* *"It would be nice if we saw some new faces here but I guess that's asking much of MV..."*
* *"I love the vibes here! So chill!"*
* *"So like...where's the DJ? I thought places like these had DJs?"*

### **Rosemary's Shop:**

* *"Plants are great to look at.. Taking care of them, however.. Can't say it's my thing!"*

### **Christmas:**

#### **When receive present:**

* *"Oooh, Tsuki. Whatcha got there?"*
	+ (It's too much to explain. Let's just say Santa wanted you to have this. ) **(getting new parsnap)**
* *"Santa..? Haha, alright, Tsuki. You're gonna have to try harder than that if you wanted to come up with a sweeping story...Now let's take a look-see at what you got me! Hmm... Wow! This is some old school analogue stuff! Ohhh, you know how much I love this stuff..! Tsuki, you shouldn't have..."*
	+ (I'm just the middle man's middle man!)
* *"Your flimsy storytelling asie, I'm really thankful for this! I can't wait to capture some pics with you and Moca! And don't you think for a second I didn't get you something too! Here's a set of a this new-ish YA novel series that I just KNOW is gonna take the world by storm. One day."*
	+ (The Infernal Throne... I've never heard of this before. ) *"I know. That's why I got it for you! I swear, these books are gonna make it on the silver screen one day."*
* *"And now you can be one of the cool kids who said they've read the books before they were cool!*

### **The Daily Carrot:**

#### **Exclusive Winter Newspaper:**

##### **How to Make Holiday Rembas:**

* *"My fellow Lord of the Carrots fan! Did you see the pictures of my beautiful cookies today?"*
	+ (Are we talking about the same news article?) *"Uhh, last I checked there was only one news article up today."*
* *"Now that I think about it: why is there only ever one piece of news every day?"*
	+ (Chi, those were NOT cookies. Those were little mounds of char.) *"..............Damn your keen eyesight, Tsuki! Why'd you have to be such a turbo nerd about this?!"*
* *"Ugh, I didn't think you'd remember that rembas are pristine, white cookies...."*
	+ (More like I know when a cookie is burnt...) *"Well, this wasn't my fault, okay?! I followed the procedure in the books to a T! Haruki must've written up a nonsensical recipe... I guess no writer is infalliable, huh?"*
* *"Welp, I'll have come up with a different way to make a holiday snack that pays tribute to my favorite book series. This saga is NOT over yet!"*

##### **From Failure Comes Triumph:**

* *"Hail and well met again, fellow LOTC fan! Saw the pics of my cookies? I made them all in the image of the main cast!"*
	+ (I saw, but I'd like to taste too!)
* *"Eh... Is it not enough to feast your eyes, and only your eyes?"*
	+ (Oh. I get it now. They tasted terrible, right?)
* *"N-no... They tasted as good as they looked! So good, in fact, I devoured all of them! Sorry, Tsuki, maybe next time..!"*
	+ (That's a shame. I wanted a taste of your of your brillianst baking.)
* *"...Oh, I just can't lie to you like this, Tsuki! You ARE right; they were downright terrible! The cookies were mostly sugar icing and no substance.... I was trying to one-up Haruki and tried coming up with an original cookie recipe myself! What was I thinking? If Haruki couldn't do it how on earth could I?"*
	+ (Uhh, take a step back, Chi.)
	+ (Do you think people make the perfect recipe for anything in one shot?) *"Okay, okay, you have a point. Let's reprioritize! I'm gonna make some classic chococolate chip cookies. Nothing gimmicky! And then I'm gonna share some with you, and we're gonna have a fantastic time eating them! I am not gonna let some botched batches of cookies ruin me! Good day and come back tomorrow!"*

##### **I Failed to Make Cookies:**

* *"Hello, Tsuki! As promised, I have some fresh chocolate chips cookie for both you and I! Just perfect, good ol' chocolate chip cookeis!"*
	+ (I can't wait to dig in!)
* *"I should've just made these from the beginning! It really isn't the holiday season until someone breaks out the cookies right? Here, have some. What are you- don't flip it! Do you have to inspect everything you eat?! Just put it in your mouth and appreciate this perfectly baked cookie."* **(getting new parsnap)**