Pinky and The Brain Intros and Outros

The Storyteller and Announcer-Cara Harnell

Pinky-Rob Paulsen

The Brain-Maurice LaMarche

PINKY: Hello kids I'm Pinky! ZORT!

BRAIN: And I am the Brain, master of the ACME Labs.

PINKY: And Today's story is called THE HELPINKI FORMULA!

BRAIN: When you hear Pinky say...

PINKY: Move along please!

BRAIN: You need to do this, OK?

PINKY: Move along please!

**OUTRO**: TBA

PINKY: Hello boys and girls! It's Pinky and the Brain in The Family That Poits Together Narfs Together! Read along with us and flip the page every time I say, "POIT!"

**OUTRO**:

PINKY: This story's all over.

BRAIN: If you wish to hear the story again, replay the audiobook.

PINKY: Remember to look for more NAA productions at a fine store near you! Bye for now! Zort!

### Win Big

**INTRO**:

The Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Pinky and the Brain in Win Big.

(The WB Kids sing Pinky and the Brain's theme song.)

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! NARF!

Brain: And I am the master, The Brain.

Pinky: Today's story is called Win Big!

Brain: Yes!

Pinky: POIT! When you hear me say, "Next!" you can turn the page!

**OUTRO**:

Pinky: That's the end! If you want to hear the story again, replay this CD.

Brain: Goodbye and see you next time until we meet again.

### The World Can Wait

**INTRO**:

The Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Pinky and the Brain in The World Can Wait.

(The WB Kids sing Pinky and the Brain's theme song.)

Pinky: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! NARF!

Brain: And I am the genius, The Brain

Pinky: Today's story is called The World Can Wait!

Brain: Yes, yes, yes!

Pinky: Zort! When you hear Brain say--

Brain: Next!

Pinky: --you need to do just that!

**OUTRO**:

Brain: That was the end of our story.

Pinky: If you wanna hear it again, just replay this recording.

Brain: Until we meet again, goodbye.

### Battle for the Planet

**INTRO**

The Storyteller: No Adults Aloud presents...Pinky and the Brain in The World Can Wait.

(The WB Kids sing Pinky and the Brain's theme song.)

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! NARF!

Brain: And I am the villainous epitome of villainy, The Brain.

Pinky: Today's story is called Battle for the Planet!

Brain: I will rule the world!

Pinky: Yes! By the way, boys and girls, When you hear Brain say--

Brain: Turn the page.

Pinky: --you need to do just that!

**OUTRO**:

Pinky: That's the end!

Brain: Replay the audiobook if you want to hear it again.

P and B (Pinky and Brain): Toodle-looh!

### Opportunity Knox

**INTRO**

STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents...Pinky and the Brain in: Opportunity Knox.

(THE WB KIDS SING PINKY AND BRAIN THEME SONG)

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! POIT!

Brain: And I am the one and only Brain!

Pinky: Today's story is called Opportunity Knox!

Brain: Opportunity Knox?

Pinky: That's right! So, boys and girls, When you hear Brain say...

Brain: Turn the page.

Pinky: ...you do just that!

**OUTRO**

Pinky: It's over, but if you want to hear this story again, replay the recording.

Brain: Until next time, see you later.

Pinky: Catch you on the flip side! ZORT!

### Spellbound

**INTRO**

STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents...Pinky and the Brain in: Spellbound!

(THE WB KIDS SING PINKY AND BRAIN THEME SONG)

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! ZORT!

Brain: And I am the one and only Brain!

Pinky: Today's story is called Spell-Bound! When you hear this sound--

(the sound of magic dust shimmering)

Pinky: --you turn the page, okay?!

**OUTRO**

Pinky: That's the end, my friends!

Brain: Replay this recording to hear the story of Spellbound again.

P and B: Bye bye! Au revoir!

### Puppet Rulers

**INTRO**

Storyteller: No Adults Allowed Inc. is proud to present Pinky and the Brain in Puppet Rulers.

(Pinky and the Brain's theme song is sung by The WB Kids.)

Pinky: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! ZORT!

Brain: And I am The Brain, your leader.

Pinky: Today's story is called Puppet Rulers!

Brain: Yes, Pinky!

Pinky: That was nothing but fun! Anyway, boys and girls, when you hear this sound--

(the sound of children cheering, same sound as Baloney and Kids)

Pinky: --you can turn the page! Have fun!

**OUTRO**

Pinky: Sorry kids, but now we have to go.

Brain: If you want to hear Puppet Rulers again, replay this recording.

Pinky: Until we meet again, see ya next time!

### Yes, Always

**INTRO**

Storyteller: No Adults Allowed Inc. is proud to present Pinky and the Brain in Yes, Always.

Pinky: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! ZORT!

Brain: And I am The Brain, your leader.

Pinky: Today's story is called... um...

Brain: Yes, Always.

Pinky: Thank you, Brain. Anyway, boys and girls, when you hear Brain say--

Brain: Turn the page.

Pinky: --you do it just like that! Ready? Here we go!

**OUTRO**

Pinky: Oh well, that's it, it's over.

Brain: If you would like to hear it again, replay this CD.

Pinky: If you don't, goodbye for now. Do come back soon. NARF!

CARA HARNELL STORYTELLER: Look for more Pinky and the Brain audiobooks wherever books are sold.

### Don't Tread on Us!

**Intro**

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Pinky and The Brain in Don't Tread on Us.

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! ZORT!

Brain: And I am The Brain, your leader.

Pinky: Today's story is called--

Brain: Don't Tread on Us!

Pinky: Anyway, boys and girls, when you hear Brain say--

Brain: Turn the page.

Pinky: -- it's time to turn the page! Let's begin!

**OUTRO**

PINKY: That's the end, it's kaput!

BRAIN: Replay the CD to hear the tale one more time. If not, farewell until we meet again.

STORYTELLER: Look for more Pinky and the Brain Read-Alongs wherever music and books are sold.

### Pavlov's Mice

**Intro**

THE STORYTELLER: No Adults Aloud presents Pinky and The Brain in Pavlov's Mice.

(TREPAK plays.)

PINKY: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky-troz!

BRAIN: And I am The Brain!

PINKY: Today's story is Pavlov's Mice.

BRAIN: When you hear Pinky say...

PINKY: Flip the page!

BRAIN: ...obey what he says.

**Outro**

PINKY: That's the end, it's kaput!

BRAIN: Replay the CD to hear the tale one more time. If not, good-bye until we meet again.

STORYTELLER: Look for more Pinky and the Brain Read-Alongs wherever music and books are sold. You can also contact us by email or snail mail. Our email address is NAA@noadultsaloud.com and our physical address is No Adults Aloud, Inc. 3 Church Street, Toronto, Canada.

### Das Mouse

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Brain: And I am the Brain, the genius

Pinky: Today's story is called Das Mouse!

Brain: Me?

Pinky: Yup! So anyway boys and girls, When you hear Brain say--

Brain: Next please!

Pinky: Make sure you flip the page over!

Brain: Next please!

**OUTRO**

BRAIN: That is the end of the tale.

PINKY: Replay the audiobook to hear it again or read aloud all by yourself without the audiobook.

BRAIN: See you next time!

### Brainwashed!

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! (LAUGHTER) ZORT!

Brain: And I am the Brain, a wicked genius who takes over the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called... um...

Brain: Brainwashed!

Pinky: That's correct!

BRAIN: If you hear Pinky say...

PINKY: ZORT!

BRAIN: ...turn the page.

**OUTRO**

PINKY: It's all over. To hear this again, replay it and go back to page 1 in your book.

### Brain Drained

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! (LAUGHTER) ZORT!

Brain: And I am the Brain, a wicked genius who takes over the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called... um...

Brain: Brain Drained

Pinky: That's right! When you hear Brain say--

Brain: Turn the page.

Pinky: --you do it! Ready? Here we go!

**OUTRO**

PINKY: That's the end, but replay the audiobook to hear it again.

BRAIN: If you don't wish for a replay,. look for more NAA productions at a store near you.

### Mice Don't Dance

**Intro**

The Storyteller: NAA presents Mice Don't Dance by Pam Ryan, read aloud by Cara Harnell with character voices by Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche.

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Brain: And I am the Brain, genius of the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called... um...

Brain: Mice Don't Dance.

Pinky: That's right! When you hear Brain say--

Brain: Turn the page.

Pinky: --you do this! Come on, get on with the show!

**Outro**

Pinky: Well, it's over, definitely over, but if ya wanna hear it again, replay the CD. If not, bye-bye and come again soon. ZORT!

THE STORYTELLER: Questions? Comments? Write to us at NAA on 3 Church Street in Toronto Canada or e-mail us at NAA@NoAdultsAloud.com. Look for more Pinky and the Brain Read-Alongs wherever books and music are sold.