No-Brainer

**Debut** | TBA

**No-Brainer** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Ryadi from the planet Trexopnalio.

## Appearance

No-Brainer is a humanoid alien with purple skin, and an asymmetrical body. He has two large right arms, whose fingers are misplaced, while is right arm looks like that of a Human. His head is incredibly large, with one big eye that is red with a black pupil, and one small eye that is black with a red pupil. He has three light pink horns, and long green hair. He wears a torn black shirt with red details, dark grey pants, and brown and tan boots.

No-Brainer wears the Simplicitrix on his upper right arm's forearm.

## Powers

* No-Brainer's presence can induce the effects of randomization onto literally anything, something, or nothing, whenever at will, somewhat under his control, or against his will entirely. No matter what he does, partially does, or doesn't do at will, No-Brainer will sporadically warp reality around him, ranging from teleporting to the entire populations of Arkansas, Las Vegas, and New Jersey combined to the planet of Uranus, to curing everyone on Earth of dyslexia at the cost of half of them becoming brainwashed, mass-produced alien clones of the Loch Ness Monster, to even completely unraveling all of time and space into an apocalyptic scenario that would threaten the integrity of all of reality as we know, to EVEN summoning a single pet dwarf hamster out of thin air, that's all.
* No-Brainer has enhanced strength in both of his right arms... usually.
* No-Brainer has sharp horns... sometimes.
* No-Brainer is immune to tychokinetic attacks that manipulate luck and probability, as his randomization can completely override anything that may go against him... I'm pretty sure, right?

## Weaknesses

* Again, No-Brainer's presence can induce the effects of randomization onto literally anything, something, or nothing, whenever at will, somewhat under his control, or against his will entirely. Yes, this is just as much as a strength as it is a weakness... I think.
* The Simplicitrix typically cannot even complete the intentional selected transformation of No-Brainer's DNA sample due to his randomization power prematurely activating and randomly changing the selected transformation into someone else. How many times Alan has unknowingly became his Ryadi transformation before, for a few nanoseconds at most, is up in the air.
* As his name implies, No-Brainer literally has no brain, only clusters of neurons inside his skull that remotely leech off the brainwaves, and residual psionic energy when it comes to psychics, of other brains nearby to temporarily maintain his own intelligence and the general stability of his randomization power. If too far away from other brains to feed off of them, No-Brainer's IQ will rapidly drop until he has reached a borderline vegetative state.

## Etymology

* No-Brainer's name is an ironic but literal use of the same phrase. Ironic in that something being a "no-brainer" is obvious, while No-Brainer's powers make him unpredictable. Literal in that he has no brain.
* No-Brainer's species name is an anagram of "dairy," and his planet name is an anagram of "exploration." The two terms are intentionally completely irrelevant to No-Brainer, because having something unrelated isn't as predictable, thusly tying into his powers.

## Trivia

* No-Brainer's outline and powers were done by WTB.
	+ No-Brainer's powers were inspired by the idea of literally inverting AlMighty's own powers. Instead of gaining any random superpower, No-Brainer instead has the superpower of randomness itself.