All I Want For Christmas

Matt is in the festive spirit

***All I Want For Christmas*** is episode 84 (Season One) of of the YouTube series Being The Elite, which was produced and edited by professional wrestlers The Young Bucks. The group have serious travel problems. Meanwhile Matt gets low-blowed by a leprechaun and Marty finally finds his audience.

## Characters

### Featured

* Adam Page
* Yujiro Takahashi
* Nick Jackson
* Matt Jackson
* Marty Scurll
* Cody
* Flip Gordon

### Also appearing

* Pieter
* Hornswoggle

## Locations

* London, England
* Dublin, Ireland
* Tokyo, Japan
* Fukuoka, Japan

## YouTube Description

*"The gang finishes their U.K. tour & then have trouble making it to Japan. Hangman finally confronts them."*

## Story

The episode opens with a parental advisory warning voiced by Adam Page. He says that his basically going to say cock a lot. Page is at a Japanese indoor golf driving range with Yujiro Takahashi and Pieter Page says he needs Yujiro to grab Page's cock. Yujiro is confused and suggests Pieter does it instead. Page says that won't work and starts chanting "Grab my cock". As he does so a group of fans surround them chanting the same as Yujiro eventually complies. Hangman tries to do the Joey Ryan dick flip spot but Yujiro just stands there looking confused and says that perhaps Hangman has a weak dick and he's no Joey Ryan. Page gets upset and demand they cut the film. The opening credits run.

In an "Unnanmed kayfabe location..." Marty is stood on a stage in an empty arena singing "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" as the camera pans around the empty seats. Scurll says that one day the arena will be full of people chanting his name. He says he will finally be able to fulfill his true dream of being a pop star.

In London Matt and Nick are backstage when Flip Gordon appears looksing pleased holding a wad of money. He says that he sold ten shirts, but Matt pulls out a huge pile of money and says that Flip doesn't want to know how many shirts The Young Bucks sold.

Later Flip is stood between Cody and Marty who are glareing at him. Matt is also there and Flip says that he's been on the whole tour but he has no idea what FTRR means. The others react angrily as Matt says that everyone who he has spoekn to has got it. Even Hornswoggle*(Who?)* as he points to a small person dressed as a leprechaun. The guy says "I'm not Hornswoggle" and low blows Matt who crumples to the floor. Marty starts to chase "Hornswoggle" around the room as Matt says he is legitimately hurt.

The next day the group are waiting in a hotel lobby to travel onto their next show. Nick says that he hurt his leg and he and Marty talk about having to cover it up in the match. Cody says that is what you get for having Flip Gordon on the tour as they head out. Footage of the group travelling on a plane from London to Dublin and they arrive at after it has started and they have to walk through the crowd to get to their dressing room.

Later Matt is in the ring and has his opponent in a sharpshooter hold. He has a santa hat on and the crowd start chanting for The Elite. Matt has a microphone and wishes everyone a merry Christmas. Matt asks Marty to come on Santa's lap, and Marty gets into the ring and sits on top of Nick and his opponent. Matt asks what Marty would like for Christmas and someone in the crowd shouts that he should sing a song. The crowd start chanting for Marty to sing as Nick looks amazed, so Marty begins to sing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" as the crowd join in. The Bullet Club Highspots.com Christmas commercial runs.

Cut to the group on a bus at 4am in freezing cold weather. They are trying to get to the airport in order to get to Japan for some more shows. A brief travel montage follows and they are at a London airport and are hopeful of getting their flight to Tokyo. Matt runs down their travel itinery as they have to travel on to Fukuoka once they get to Tokyo. Cut to everyone on the plane but they haven't taken on off and have been sat on the runway for two hours as it snows. Marty says they are totally screwed as they only had a ninty minute lay over in Tokyo to change planes and this flight is already over two hours late.

The flight arrives in Tokyo where they manage to get a new flight to their final destination. Once in Fukuoka they head to Hangman's room to catch up and get some food but Hangman refuses to come out. After some persuasion he appears but is angry and berates them all for preferring Joey Ryan. Page says that Ryan is a penis pretender and that he is going to expose him and that his dick flip move is a work. Page goes back in his room and slams the door.

Cut back to Matt rolling on the floor after being low blowed by "Hornswoggle". Everone else is in hysterics as he is in genuine pain as the episode ends.

## Notes

* Pieter is a dancer who appeared with Bullet Club at various shows.
* Hornswoggle is a small wrestler who used to appear for WWE.

* Episode 31
* Episode 32
* Episode 33
* Episode 34
* Episode 35
* Episode 36
* Episode 37
* Episode 38
* Episode 39
* Episode 40
* Episode 41
* Episode 42
* Episode 43
* Episode 44
* Episode 45
* Episode 46
* Episode 47
* Episode 48
* Episode 49
* *Fifty*
* *Moving Forward*
* *Bullet Club Gets A Villain*
* *One Condition*
* *A Curtain Call*
* *All By Myself*
* *A Harmless Rib*
* *A Harmful Rib*
* *Dominion Fallout*
* *Ass Man*
* *From Prince To King*
* *Line In The Sand*
* *Hot Topic*
* *We're Back!*
* *Missed Connections*
* *Someone Will Die!*
* *Someone Does Die!*
* *Cease And Desist*
* *Mind Games*
* *Where's Hangman?*
* *Torture*
* *The Escape*
* *Bullet Club Invades RAW*
* *A Hand Gesture*
* *Debriefing*
* *Where Do You Think You're Going?*
* *Prisoner Of War*
* *Ten Boots*
* *Get It?*
* *I Just Want To Go Home*
* *Highspots*
* *Autograph*
* *Flipping Out*
* ***All I Want For Christmas***
* *My First Gig*
* *2017*
 Extras
* *Tokyo Dome Fallout*
* *Response To The Hardy's Challenge!*
* *Young Bucks Fired From The Bullet Club?*
* *Santa Meets The Young Bucks Again*
 Storylines
* Who poisoned Nick?
* Nick's Stolen Bag
* Marty's dream
 Regular characters
* Cody
* Adam Cole
* Nick Jackson
* Matt Jackson
* Kenny Omega
* Adam Page
* Marty Scurll