Calypso

*"Have you bummed this Horse?"
"Have I **what** this Horse?"
"Bummed."
"No! Is that what you normally do to Horses?"
"I have put it to you that you sucked off an Horse!"*
―Gavin Free and Ryan Haywood[src]
**Calypso** is a character in *Ya Dead, Ya Dead 3*. She is a Chestnut Horse with White Stockings and Blaze that was tamed by Ryan Haywood in "Are We a Cult Now?".

## Biography

### "Are We a Cult Now?"

*"Love me, Horse! Love me!"*
―Ryan Haywood[src]
Ryan Haywood discovered a Horse while he was out exploring and tried to tame it, yelling at the Horse for it to love him. Ryan tried to tame the Horse for a second time, and this time, the Horse was successfully tamed. Ryan attached the Horse to a lead to take it back to his house. When he arrived, he noticed that Gavin Free had hitched a ride without his knowledge or permission. Ryan yelled at Gavin to get off of the Horse since it was a violation of Achievement Hunter's social distancing rules, and Gavin immediately dismounted the Horse.

Because Ryan yelled at the Horse to love him while trying to tame it, Michael Jones asked Ryan if he did anything more to the Horse besides sit on it. Following off of Michael's question, Gavin bluntly asked if Ryan sucked the Horse off. This led to Jeremy Dooley revealing that he recently learned that the process of gingering was the origin of the word "gingerly." After placing a piece of gold horse armor on the Horse, Ryan rode it to the Commune and briefly ventured into the Nether. When he returned, he was momentarily confused when he was unable to find his Horse, only to find it mindlessly wandering around the Commune by itself.

Giving the Horse the name "Calypso," Ryan began to ride on Calypso, using her to ride around the Commune. Ryan briefly stopped to show Calypso off to an impressed Jack Pattillo, despite Jack having his own Horse with diamond armor. While riding on Calypso, Ryan was shot at by a Skeleton in gold armor, alarming him. When Ryan dismounted Calypso to fight it, the Skeleton unintentionally shot Calypso with a stray arrow, hurting Calypso. This angered Ryan, who killed the Skeleton out of revenge. Afterward, Ryan rode Calypso back to his house, where he tied Calypso to his mailbox with a lead.

### "Everything is Out to Get Us"

Ryan Haywood rode Calypso to a Desert Village that was located near the Commune. Calypso was left in the Village while the Achievement Hunters attacked a nearby Pillager Outpost. After killing all of the Illagers there, including two Raid Captains, both Ryan and Trevor Collins were afflicted with the Bad Omen status effect. The group initiated a raid on the Village, and Calypso was untied by Ryan, riding her out of the Village before she could get hurt.

### "More Like Totems of Crying"

*"Do you have a gold Horse?"
"I do have a gold Horse. I call it the Golden Idol, though."*
―Fiona Nova and Ryan Haywood[src]
Calypso was discovered by Fiona Nova when she followed a naturally-occurring floating formation of stone in the shape of an upside-down cross, which led her to Ryan Haywood's house.

Ryan later rode Calypso to a Savanna Village so that the Achievement Hunters could initiate their second raid. Calypso was tied to a fence post next to a Villager's house. Said house would be the place where Gavin Free would meet his end at the hands of two Vindicators. Calypso would not only be hurt by a stray arrow from a nearby Skeleton, but also by one of the Vindicators that killed Gavin, much to Ryan's anger. After the raid ended in failure with all of the Villagers dead, Ryan tried to initiate a fight with a nearby Enderman. However, Ryan was unprepared to fight the Enderman, and the Enderman killed him. With her owner now dead, the four surviving Achievement Hunters had no choice but to leave Calypso by herself in the now-abandoned Village.

## Appearances

* Episode 3: "Are We a Cult Now?"
* Episode 4: "Quest for the Enchanted Sword"
* Episode 5: ""Hunting" Endermen in Minecraft"
* Episode 6: "Everything is Out to Get Us"
* Episode 7: "Upping Our Diamond Game"
* Episode 8: "More Like Totems of Crying"

## Trivia

* In Greek mythology, Calypso was a nymph who lived on the island of Ogygia, where she detained Odysseus for seven years.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 *Ya Dead, Ya Dead 3* episode 8: "More Like Totems of Crying"
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 *Ya Dead, Ya Dead 3* episode 3: "Are We a Cult Now?"
3. ↑ *Ya Dead, Ya Dead 3* episode 6: "Everything is Out to Get Us"