Clogged Sink

Welcome to DEAD-ITION 81 OF CREEPS CASTLE FEAR-FRIENDS! It is I, CREEPS, your GHOST-HOST OF HORROR, ONCE MORGUE to dish out DERANGED-DRAMAS to you heh-heh. Our FIRST FEAST OF FEAR, is about something that gets stuck within the sink! In a PUTRID-PLUMBING-PREDICAMENT called...

It was on a night back in April, 1954, when there was an apartment-house up, in New York City, where a young man sat in a recliner, reading a newspaper within the front room. There was a gurgling-noise coming from the bathroom where the door was open. The young man looked over at the bathroom, put down his newspaper and went into the bathroom then. The gurgling-sound came from in the sink and he turned on the light. The young man turned on the sink faucet and water filled the basin of the sink. He turned the faucet off and saw a deep-blue slime came up, out of the drain and mix with the water, filling up the sink-basin. The young man walked out of his bathroom and suddenly heard something squeeze out of the drain and then the water go down the drain. He peeked his head back into the bathroom and there was a monster with thirty tentacles within the sink. It was the size of the sink-basin and it was light-brown in color. The thing had black eyes with light brown pupils in them, along with twelve fangs within its mouth. The monster looked like a light-brown brain with a mouth, eyes and tentacles. The young man screamed in horror at it and it growled deeply at him. The brain-like monster leaped from the sink, to the floor of the bathroom and the guy jerked in fear, slamming his bathroom-door shut then. He heard the thing growling deeply in the bathroom.

A young woman came into the apartment-house then and slammed the front door shut. She sighed at the guy and asked him: "Raymond, are the dishes done yet?". "No Emma. I was just about to go wash them honey" Raymond replied to her. "You good for nothing Husband of mine. I go out drinking, and all you do is loaf around our apartment here at night" Emma said to him, meanly. "Whatever you say honey!" Raymond said and sighed in sadness. Emma opened a bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey that she had with her and drank some alcohol. Raymond went into the kitchen and scrubbed the dishes in the kitchen-sink. Emma drunkenly sat down on the sofa in the living room and swigged some more whiskey down. Soon, Raymond came out of their kitchen and went over to the bathroom-door, listening, but it was quiet in the bathroom. He hesitantly opened the door and the monster was not in there anymore. Just remains of its deep blue slime within the sink. Raymond looked down, at the drain of the sink and heard faint gurgling sounds from far within it. He cleaned the bathroom sink, turned the light off and walked out. "You better have those dishes about finished you idiot!" Emma said to him being mean. "I will Emma" he responded, sighing. "Oh darn it Raymond. You're just like a snail. Slow!" she told him rudely. Raymond sighed sadly and walked back into their kitchen. During that night, Emma and Raymond were both asleep in a bed in a bedroom. Suddenly, the deep growls were heard from within the bedroom-doorway.

Raymond woke up and sat up, yawning. He then looked into the doorway. The light brown brain-like creature was growling deeply as its light-brown pupils raced back and forth from side to side in its black eyes. Raymond saw it and gasped in horror. He got out of bed and as he crept into a dark-corner of the bedroom, Emma stirred and woke up. Raymond got a baseball bat out of the closet by the corner and Emma shouted at him, "RAYMOND, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING CREEPING AROUND OUR BEDROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?? YOU WOKE ME UP YOU IDIOT!!". "Emma, please, do you have to always be so cruel to me?" Raymond asked her, sighing. "Cruel? You wanna see cruel? I'll show you cruel you stooge!!" she responded to him and got out of bed. Emma yanked the bat out of her husband's hands and began hitting him in the side with it. "You stupid moron see? This is what cruel is!!" Emma told him as he screamed in pain. One of the monster's thirty tentacles wrapped itself around Emma's waist then. She dropped the baseball bat and screamed, seeing the brain-like thing crawling closer to her, growling deeply at her. It plunged its twelve fangs right into Emma's face, and Raymond watched gripping his side. The creature wrapped the rest of its tentacles around Emma, squeezing her, the sounds of bones cracking. It glided into another dark-corner of the bedroom with her and sounds of eating were heard among the deep growls. Raymond rubbed his side while looking into the second dark corner, as some light-brown tentacles writhed out of the shadows, sickening-sounds of eating and gnawing being heard from within the darkness. Raymond picked up the baseball bat, running out of his bedroom.

He shook wildly, clutching the bat in his hands, tightly. Ten minutes later, the brain-like monster crawled out of the bedroom, now larger. Raymond screamed in terror at it, but it growled deeply and just crawled back into his bathroom. Raymond then heard the sound of it squeezing back down the sink-drain and rushed into the bathroom, flicking on the light. He saw one of its tentacles now smaller, slide down the drain of his bathroom sink. It made gurgling noises once more within the drain, then there was silence. A pounding came suddenly on Raymond's front door and he ran and opened it. An old man stood in the doorway. "Good evening Raymond. Say, I heard screaming. Is everything okay in there Neighbor?" he asked Raymond. "Good evening, Joe, why, yes it is now thank you. A monster was clogging our sink and nasty Emma was eaten alive by it. It came in through the sink-drain" he replied, explaining to his neighbor. "Oh, good!" Joe replied, smiling.

Hee-Hee, well, what did you SINK about that story boys and girls? It DRAINED me quite a bit! At least that monster helped out poor Raymond PIPE DOWN Emma eh? Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.