Skateboard-istan

The Radpublic of Skateboard-istan, more commonly known as Skateboard-istan, is a H!tlerite republic.

## The Radpublic of Skateboard-istan

### **Founding**

In 1945 World War 2 ended. After H!tler committed suicide his ghost wanted to make sure that there were still swastikas on pumpkins. So he organized the H!tlerite Republics. One of which being Skateboard-istan.

In 1945 a man named William Workshop invented the Skateboard. He intended it to be for recreation, but the army started using it for urban warfare. It didn't take long for the new; League of Paleo-Neo Nazi Style Skateboardists to notice. So, in 1949 of what should have been western Italy, a bunch of riled up Sweaty Bois! stormed the capital of wherever they were.

### **Leading Party**

The leading party of Skateboard-istan is the; Paleo-Neo Nazi Style Skateboardists. The party was centered around the belief of the "Rad Races." Which included; Aryans, Nordic People, Rats, and Mites (Almost everyone excluding Muskrats and the people that live in the middle east).

Although the party took power in 1949 they had influence starting in late '45. They actually ruled entire towns and enforced policies such as; 5 way intersections, and city-wide Skateboard paddling.

### **Law Enforcement**

After the Skateboard coup the government needed a force to enforce their rad policies. So they created the Skateboard Squad. The Skateboard Squad wasn't a single unit, they had many divisions such as; Paddling Squads, SWAT Squads (Skateboard Wacking And Trashing), and the highest division; Cool Dawgs (Dealing with violent situations). The Skateboard Squad is the most violent police force in the world.

### **Things That Definitely Happened in Real Life**

- In 1949 President WhatsItsFace came to power and declared that "Anyone not of the Rad Races" will be "exterminated" or "exported."

- In 1953 it was declared that a dash must be added after "Skateboard" to make the message clear.

- In 1964 Skatebodard-istan reached its full size after its conquest of the Iberian Peninsula.

- In 1979 there was the Switzerlandian revolution. Rebels hid in the mountains where skateboards didn't work, then they invented the snowboard and trashed the Skateboard Squad.

- The Switzerlandian revolution resulted in several other revolts throughout the country, all unsuccessful.

- in 1984 President WhatsItsFace died from Rad Overload, which started a national emergency.

- 1985; The national emergency accelerated into a civil war.

- In 2000 the civil war ended and everything returned to how it used to be. The new president was former leader of the Cool Dawgs, who was named; Fred Charles Timothy Dexter Xlll, but later changed his name to "Muncher."

- in 2007 Skateboard-istan split up after their main export; skateboards, became "totally uncool dude."

### **Global significance**

Skateboard-istan wasn't all that important outside of Europe. Most people only knew that's where 99.999999999999999998999999995% of skateboards came from. They also didn't participate in any wars outside of civil ones. All in all it just show's that the right to paddle your children with skateboards isn't the kind of freedom you want.