Mat Gui

Matt Gui is a Nahari Nationalist and Soldier who is often ready on standby to fight Brekkies or vote for the Nahari preferred candidate in elections. He was also leader of the defunct Sigma Party.

## Diet

Matt Gui is known for having a goofy ahh diet which is what caused him to evolve into a Clash of Clans Skeleton, and due to this he often suffers major injuries.

Matt Gui has lived off nothing but Chicken Nuggets and Banes Mr Blobby's for 17 years and thus his body is incapable of consuming anything else.

## Mathew Felton Productions

On the 14th of December 2021 Matt Gui Promised Jash Darbino that he would voice a script for an audiobook describing in detail the Battle of Brekkiesburg but to this day has not yet delivered this illusive audio file.

The script can be found below.

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You are listening to “The Battle of Brekkiesburg” narrated by Dr Mathew Felton

“Impressive, Very Based”
 Exclaimed his holiness Pope Floppa the second on the twenty ninth of September 2021 upon hearing the reports of Nahari troops combat performance against Brekkie forces during the infamous battle of Brekkiesburg in “The Cabin” discord server.
Observers watched a scene unfold of which they could never forget, with images of swift attacks and glorious last stands forever embedded in their memory, with troops continuing to fight while outnumbered long after superiors and comrades had been forced to retreat or succumbed to attacks and supplies had run thin.

Just over an hour earlier than the initial landings Nahari intelligence had found a potential weakness in the Brekkie defences as their defensive positions were poorly manned due to large amounts of peoplepower being away from the defensive line leaving gaps for landings to occur and Nahari leadership took full advantage of this incompetence.
The opportunity put the Brekkie first and second armies at risk of devastating losses if attacked at this time and Major Marshal is quoted as saying “Muhahahaha” upon hearing of his opportunity to score a glorious victory against the unaware brekkie camps.
At 16:08 Major Marshal makes the first landing of the campaign and scouts out the area without drawing brekkie attention and eventually initiates the combat by posting a funny meme directed at the server owner. While this is happening reinforcement units in the form of Lieutenant Python arrive on the scene and establish a stable beach head.
By this time brekkie units have begun to take notice their uninvited guests and are sent into a confused panic as they know they if they come in contact with something funny they could suffer fatal injuries and that Nahari forces are bearing the latest in funny technology. Major Marshal notices this and begin to launch probing attacks based on the brekkies low quality “terminally online” dialect while Python gets to grips with the situation. Brekkie forces sound the alarm and all units are now aware that the Nahari forces are hostile and begin to take up defensive positions. However due to lack of communication many brekkie forces attempt an ill advised counter attack on Lieutenant Python, perhaps due to poor planning and brekkie military incompetence or perhaps due to Nahari genetic superiority the counter attack is easily fended off by Python using his ability to go outside to inflict major casualties on the brekkie units. With raised morale Major Marshal begins his assault on MacLennons Position with backup from Python. The brekkies attempt to defend with the use of their signature “quirky warfare” and Lieutenant Python is pinned down and comments on the brekkies disgustingness quoted as saying “god you guys are so fucking vile”.
Fortunately just in time King Kennedy arrives to personally lead his troops, the King proudly announces his arrival with a Gry Perkins reaction image. The Kings arrival invokes a visceral reaction from the brekkie forces who know that they cannot handle his business sigma based grindset without massive losses. King Kennedys radar systems Genshin Impact Players notorious for their sexual taste in children as it is essential to the brekkie state religion of MAP roughly translated as paedophilia. Major Marshal begins to provoke brekkies into skirmishes, while his happens King Kennedy begins to drop based videos on brekkie lines and this bombing later becomes extensive and intense causing damage that takes brekkie industry months to recover. While this barrage occurs brekkies attempt to defend their religious institutions of daily Genshin Impact playing AKA consumption of child pornography, fortunately for Nahari commanders Brekkie defensive positions are quickly overrun and They are rendered unable to touch kids for several hours. Unfortunately, King Kennedys momentum is stopped when he suffers injuries due to brekkie quirkiness and combat momentarily stops as he is evacuated, and while this happens Major Marshal also leaves the battle after being forced to make a tactical retreat in order to avoid the same fate as King Kennedy.
Now alone but un-wavered Lieutenant Python quickly reorganises and bravely continues to fight with new ferocity against increasingly intensive brekkie attacks, the brekkies are now enraged as their paedophilia has been called out by the Nahari warriors. However Python knows just how to counter these blind tactics, he begins based posting calling upon the power of Patrick Bateman to destroy the first wave of brekkie attacks, not used to these modern weapons the brekkie forces begin to crumble and panic due to their fear of Patrick Bateman’s holy power. The combat situation continues like this for many minuets but soon devolves into brutal hand to hand combat with brekkie light units. Eventually Pythons luck runs out as he is hit by a critical “sweetie” shell and is gravely injured but miraculously maintains consciousness and continues fighting regardless and even begins an assault on the brekkies e-dating “relationship” in quotation marks. In an unexpected turn some local sympathisers such as Mr Calllum Goldman attempt to provide support to Lieutenant Python and it is thought by historians that it is for this reason that he was capable of continuing to based post for hours without outside support. Although eventually the battle came to a close as Lieutenant python was later forced to evacuate due to his crippling injuries from the brekkie special weapon “sweetie” attack.

In many ways the impacts of this Battle are difficult to quantify as records are limited in specificity but one thing that is for sure is that major brekkie losses and damage from based video bombing had a major impact on their institutions especially that of satanic paedophilia for a long time.

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