Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode

## The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode.

But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

### Relatives

Saskia Mohammed Chode (Mother) Habibi Yahil Chode (Father), Morgan Fey (Wife), Benny Augustus Chode (Son), Pearls Fey (Daughter), Clarence Chapman-Chode (Adopted Son)

## Biographical information

### Place of death

He plans to die during the closing ceremony of his funeral.

## Appearances

### Debut

Arthur Christmas

The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode is the voice actor for the unnamed character simply referred to as "Narrator" in the credits sequence of each Character Kart Racing instalment. If the player navigates to the "Sound" section of the options menu (present in all Character Kart Racing Games) and then sets "Narration" to "On", Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode's voice will provide live commentary for every single race, as well as enthusiastically yelling the name of every Menu option, selected Character and selcted Race Track that the player navigates to. He is the founder of the millenarian restorationist Pseudo-christian denomination, Jehovah's Witnesses.

## Default Vehicle

The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode's primary vehicle is a bright red automobile that he personally commisioned to look like his childhood hero, Lightning McQueen. Given that he only appears in the series as the Narrator and not a playable racer, the privelige of driving his magnificent automobile around the racetrack was given to his son, Benny Augustus Chode.

## Bio

The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode was born in a bush in Singapore on October 1st, 1066, 2 weeks before the battle of Hastings. 3 months after he was born, Chode published a thesis titled, "The Furries of Fortnite" in which he argued that there was a pressing need for Progressive political change across south east Asia.

At age 96 he met a woman by the name of Morgan Fey in the Homeware department of his local Halfords. Morgan Fey was said to have been so charmed by The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode's handsome visage that she immediately proposed to him on the spot. The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode accepted this proposal, despite the fact that he never once made eye contact with the woman. The next day, Morgan Fey was charged with Aiding and Abetting the murder of Diane Abbott and was sentenced to 60 years of solitary confinement in federal prison. The judge presiding over her trial was Objectormann.

Through a recommendation from David Cameron, whom he met by chance at his wedding ceremony in Kabul, The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode was chosen to represent his country in the Long Jump event at the Beijing 2008 olympics. He performed dreadfully in this event, only managing to propel his gargantuan body a distance of 13cm.

Following this bitter failure, The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode took a long vacation to Epstein Island. Whilst there then entered a period of thorough introspection and self improvement, during which He accumulated vast amounts of wealth by creating NFTs of his own face and then distributing them through the popular online forum "Mumsnet". He then used this money to dabble in the stock market, purchasing 250,000 shares in both Bethesda and The Kellogg's Food company, an act that lead to him to instantly become the CEO of both. One night, at the recommendation of his physician, Mahatma Gandhi, The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode, went on an unfathomably venturous LSD Trip. It was in this moment that he was graced by the hallucinogenic presence of a Supreme entity, who introduced himself as Clarence Chapman. So impressed was he (The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode) at this divine marvel that he immediately adopted Clarence as his son.

On December the 40th, 2023, he succesfully ended the Ukrainian war by exposing Vladimir Putin's love of the Indonesian cartoon series 'Darling in the Franxx'. This revelation was so stunning that the whole world took to the streets and cheered. This act alone led to him being granted Knighthood. It also kickstarted his successful political career. In 2025 he was elected as Lord Mayor of Ottawa, the capital city of Canada, despite the fact that he lives Singapore.

Immediately after being sworn in, he repealed all women's rights, an action that spurred CNN's Brian Stelter to write a hit piece on him in which he was branded with the title "Arch-Misogynist" and described as a simpleton. In a press interview that took place the following week, Spark Brushel, a freelance journalist, asked him if he'd like to comment on the CNN article. This question elicited a slight chuckle from The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode. After thinking for a moment he responded, saying "I trust CNN as much as I trust my wife to always do the right thing, and she's in prison now."

On June 61st, 20034, at precisely 11pm Eastern Standard Time, The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode sent out a broadcast on all known radio channels announcing that he would be retiring from all positions. He now resides in a small cottage in the middle of a large Brazillian oil rig which he brought from Stingy for the modest sum of 17 prepubescent Irish children.

## Special Talents

The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode is a man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex. His talents include, but are not limited to:

Acquiring money: The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode is a very rich man.

Voice acting: The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode has an incredibly deep and smooth sounding voice. His mother always told him that he should narrate audiobooks. He took great offence to this suggestion and decided to kill her with a rock.

Conversion: With great ease, The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode is able to convert Chinese women to Mormonism