YeahItsJdog (Lil Jdog69)

Dragged into the anarchy lifestyle by YeahItsRico, Jdog has been unfunny since summer of 2019.

Jdog is known for being so utterly shitty at the game that it makes everyone laugh and help him in pity. He also says "pog" a lot, and leaves stupid signs advertising his twitch and soundcloud to get an ounce of clout. He has been in every group rico has been in, but every group falls after about 2-3 weeks after joining.

## Chapter 1

Jdog, just installing minecraft after not touching it in over 3 years - due to rico persuading him to buy java - was introduced to Purity summer of 2019. Rico, already in a group, invited jdog over to a base, but jdog - having no clue how to use the nether to travel - set up a base at 5k 5k in the desert, underground, where he hastily made tools and struggled for food, after preparation, feeling like he was being chased for no reason at all. He soon linked up with rico and made an underground jungle base at around 30k 30k (see the pattern), but soon was raided while offline, just 2 days after it was setup, by nameless people (those dickheads also killed my dog, fuck em). After this. they walked in overworld again to a farther and safer area, where a base was finally starting to be setup, until jdog and rico got into a fight. Jdog slayed rico and sent him back to spawn. Rico, mad as hell, told jdog to pack and run, as now he was not an ally, soon enough jdog and rico made up, because that's what always fuckin happens.

## Chapter 2

Soon enough jdog and rico found themselves at Erengale, a faction jdog barely had any knowledge about. The second he joined, a war against the Varden had started, though it was swift, the war ended in failure and as soon as it started, Erengale had fallen. (and jdog got grounded haha fuckin loser)

## Chapter 3

After a forced break, jdog came back to minecraft and Purity, and rico was busy at a new ground, The Confederacy, a group with such greats as Warvan, PinkhatPonpo, John and arii. Him and rico went a bit away from slough, to build Thoringuard and Bunker-452. But, just as he was getting comfortable again, rico declared war on the Grey, he helped with the grief of Sanctuary and Viktini, but sadly soon enough Greys struck back and griefed all the bases, except punktown (which jdog striped every log of bc fuck it)

## Chapter 4

After Confederacy, jdog and rico took around a 4 month break from Purity, but as every addiction goes, the cravings for anarchy came back to jdog, and he couldn't resist, so he got rico back on, and they fucked around trying to find out what to fuck up next, asking around Purity chat. Aquamaroon invited jdog and rico to "The Council". After fleeing from 2 separate bases aqua stepped down as leader, and rico and jdog took over now expanding the group to 2 different bases, known as Arcadia Bay and Falls End. Now its 8/3/2020, jdog's most loyal viewer and now friend has joined the server, The Council is alive and well, and jdog is streaming daily at twitch.tv/yeahitsjdog. Life's good.

## Chapter 5

The Council was a very short though be it a crazy journey, soon after zuni's leak of our WIP base "El Dorado", being mainly built by YeahItsRico, aqua stepped down from Purity and in place Rico and Jdog stepped up. Soon after Jdog and Rico founded a new home, "Arcadia Bay", named after one of jdog's favorite games "life is strange". This time, with Jdog as one of the main builders, the duo managed to build quite a lot, but soon enough, TC was dying and the duo was getting bored. Then, unexpectedly, rico was messaged by MiningBoomBoy to join what was a sequel to Empire, the "NSO" (short for sNicker Sex Ostrich). A group dedicated to finding and griefing the biggest bases on the server. The duo hopped ship and joined the new group, heading for they're newly founded base, "Mexico".

## Chapter 6

Upon arrival, the base was empty, with the whole group still making their way to it (WE FAST AS FUCK BOIII - Kweemstar 1982). With too much fucking free time and a desire to build the duo got to work yet again, jdog's completed projects include: a lake house, a town hall (Built with Rico and L-cancel), a Lighthouse, a Hotel for all the members, since they are too fucking lazy to make houses, and helped slightly with rico's private island (made by hand). During the 1.16.2 temp map, Jdog was introduced to another player named Saya, mainly known for her long lasting base "Thot Patrol". She had other plans to make a Zoo and needed a good builder, so they made a deal. Jdog gets her switch account with lots of games if he chooses to help, and so he accepted. Unfortunately the Zoo was put on hold, since Thot Patrol has been leaked and griefed, and a 2nd one was in construction, which jdog has helped a little bit with. Subscribe to YeahitsJdog on YT lol

## Chapter 7

Jdog had gotten bored of Purity and decided to take a break, while rico continued to wreak havoc on the server. As he returned, he noticed a couple changes to Mexico, 2 big ass farms for gp and gold that were practically lag machines, a sky church and a couple mini builds/farms. Jdog soon grew just as bored as he was before, when rico announced he was quitting Purity soon, jdog came soon with the idea of "going out with a bang" and taking down NSO. So throughout the day jdog and rico hatched this plan to:

1. blow up both of the farms
2. leak cords
3. leak the discord, and
4. GTFO.

Step 1 was cut short by wRongo, but they did get some damage done to both farms. Step 3 came before step 2 as Jdog spammed the discord link in server chat, causing rblx to leak the cords, and step 4 took time, as acne and wrongo weren't attacking the raiders. They logged off that day announcing both Rico and Jdog were quitting Purity. though no one cared about jdog since he hasn't been online in months. People cheered rico on and the server was in chaos about him. also R.I.P POGCHAMP

## The final chapter

Jdog and Rico logged on one final time to make peace and give themselves a final goodbye. They packed up and made their way to the first official base they created... Thorenguard. This base was very short lived, as The Greys soon got cords after greifing slough, but nonetheless this base was the point of discovery for the two, as they were both practically new. Once there, shexar logged on to greet the two. Jdog and rico spent about 30 minutes reminiscing as they have been on this server for over a year and a half, they grew along side this server, starting as edgy 15 year olds that just wanted something to do and ending it as 17 year olds, months away from adulthood. Purity wasn't only a server, it was an era, a chapter in our lives that needed to come to an end. Good things don't always last and this wasn't an exception. Jdog and Rico dug their own graves and watched the sunset as the first music disc they ever listened to, "Cat", was played on the first jukebox they ever made. Shexar and the server said goodbye to the two until they logged off, for the final time.

GG everyone, this has been fun.

- YeahitsJdog (aka. the less known Yeahits)

P.S BUSH GANG 4 LYFE!!!!!!

to be continued?

*Melwin's note: Jdog didn't put a single date in this article, but it looks like the "final day" was on 8th November 2020. Both Rico and Jdog logged on Purity tens of times after this date, and have been seen on the server for over a year longer. Addiction is real*