School's Out, Pt. 1/Transcript

The transcript for School's Out, Pt. 1. This script is continued in School's Out, Pt. 2.

## Script

*(The episode begins with a shot of Spellman House. The camera then zooms to the window of one of the rooms, which turns out to be Zelda's. She is sleeping soundly on her bed while wearing her bathrobe but not her glasses. Suddenly, a loud buzzing sound similar to that of an alarm clock wakes her up with a scream.)*

**Zelda:** GAH!!! What is that buzzing sound???

**Hilda:** *(off-screen on the other side of the wall)* I can hear it too, Zee! Make it stop!

*(The scene cuts to the kitchen, where it is revealed that Sabrina, in her pajamas, is the one making the buzzing sound while using the Intergnome Communication System.)*

**Sabrina:** Aunties, it's time to get up! Today's the last day of school!

**Zelda and Hilda:** THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL?!?!?! *(They run out of their rooms, still wearing their bathrobes, and make cheering and squealing sounds as they run down the stairs.)*

**Salem:** Ladies, I can't WAIT for you to be done so we can spend more time together! It's a bit lonely when you've got just me and Quigster at home, and even he goes to work from 6 to 2...

**Sabrina:** Speaking of Uncle Quigley, he left early to go on a Green Thumb Society field trip to Hanover's Botanical Gardens, and won't be back until Saturday morning. That means we have the rest of the week to ourselves!

**Hilda:** This is gonna be PARADISE when we get out for summer! No more homework!

**Zelda:** No more tests!

**Sabrina:** No more fink-faced Gem the Pest! *(The aunties and Salem stare at her funny.)* It...made sense when my friends and I said it.

**Zelda:** Well, a special day calls for a special breakfast! Chocolate-chip waffles and sausage links, ladies?

*(The Spellman Girls all agree. Transition to a montage of the school day, where the teachers all celebrate the last day of school. Yes,even Mrs. Drononanon. The students are just as eager to get out as the teachers are, with the cheerleaders helping the students be cheerful for it. The montage ends when the scene transitions to Mr. Phylum's last-period class, where he is crying as the clock says 2:56. Each student is wearing their "Last Day of School" T-shirt in the official 7th-grade color: highlighter yellow.)*

**Mr. Phylum:** *(sniffle)* In some ways, people, this is going to be hard for me... But for you children, it'll be a learning opportunity when you're in eighth grade.

**Sabrina:** *(whispering to Harvey while holding a yearbook in her left hand and a pencil in her right)* Heya, Harv, wanna sign each other's yearbooks?

**Harvey:** *(whispers to Sabrina with his yearbook in front of him with a pencil in his own right hand)* Why, sure, Sabrina! I see you got a lot of signatures...

*(The two sign each other's yearbooks with their right hands and hand them back to each other. Upon seeing this, Chloe comes over to Sabrina's while holding a pencil in her left hand.)*

**Chloe:** Aw, man! Sabrina, you're the only one I didn't sign yet! *(She does so with her left hand.)* There you are!

**Madison:** Um...Mr. Phylum? Is it okay if we...?

**Mr. Phylum:** But of course! Start the countdown, boys and girls; it's almost 3:00!

*(The clock ticks closer to 3:00 as the kids count down.)*

**All Students:** SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE...!

*(The final bell rings, and each and every student cheers and dances with each other in some form or fashion, while "Dancing in the Street" by Martha & The Vandellas plays in the background. After they gather their belongings from their lockers, everyone runs out of school, which somehow disturbs Mrs. Bleachstain and Mr. Peevish.)*

**Mr. Peevish:** Hey!! No running in the halls!

**Mrs. Bleachstain:** Yeah, what's the big deal?? It's just the end of the school year!

*(The principal and vice principal double-take, then smile as they realize what he just said.)*

**Mrs. Bleachstain and Mr. Peevish:** THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR??? WOOHOO!!!

*(Cut to outside the school, where Sabrina and Harvey are walking home, with Zelda and Hilda coming with them. Zelda is wearing her shirt in the Juniors' color: turquoise, along with a pair of jean shorts, while Hilda wears her shirt in the Sophomores' color: red, along with a pleated purple skirt with white side stripes.)*

**Sabrina:** What a last day of school! And look; I've been promoted to 8th grade, with all A's!

**Harvey:** A few B's here, but I'm promoted, too!

**Hilda:** We all had such a good lunch! It was pizza, pizza and more pizza!

**Zelda:** You never forget your last day of school, no matter what grade you're in! See you later, Harvey!

**Harvey:** See you tomorrow, girls! *(He walks toward his house while the Spellman Girls go into theirs.)*

*(Transition to the inside of Spellman House, where Sabrina, Zelda and Hilda are celebrating the thought of no school for three whole months. Sabrina is munching on an orange ice pop with a smile on her face, while Zelda and Hilda are dancing happily with each other, holding hands as they do.)*

**Hilda:** ♪ We got out of school! No more school for us! Not until September! ♪

*(Zelda laughs.)*

**Salem:** *(he sips on a glass of Dr. Thunder in his smoking jacket, very happy that the girls are going to be home for the next three months)* Yep, between you girls' witch work, spending time with friends and Quigster's little summer trips, I'd say we're pretty much set this summer!

*(Sabrina's phone buzzes and makes a "nose-twitching" sound, indicating that someone has sent her a text. She answers it, revealing that Calista Ultrabrilliante has sent her the message.)*

**Sabrina:** *(reading text message)* "Hi Sabrina, it's Calista. If you're not too busy this Friday, I'm inviting you to my pool party with all squad members except for Gem. She told me that she's going to be in Hawaii for two weeks." Wow! A pool party? Better clear my schedule...

*(Transitions to the kitchen, where Zelda has ordered a Hawaiian pizza for dinner, since it is the last day of school and Quigley won't be back until Saturday morning.)*

**Sabrina:** So aunties, do we have any witch work this Friday?

**Hilda:** None that I'm aware of. Right, Zee?

**Zelda:** Nope. What's the occasion, Sabrina?

**Sabrina:** Calista is having a pool party for all current cheer squad members except for Gem, and I want to balance out witch work, spending time with friends and family and any trips Uncle Quigley has planned.

**Zelda:** Well...

**Sabrina:** Please?? *(she gives her aunties the cute pleading face teenagers give their guardians when they really want something)*

**Zelda:** ...It's alright with me.

**Sabrina:** WOOHOO! She said I need to bring a swimsuit, towel and something to eat and/or drink.