Tony Abbott (Minister For Women)

*This is the article for the cloned politician. For information on the former prime minister, look at Tony Abbott*

**Anthony Woman Abbott** born 18 September 2013 was an Australian politician most famous for his position as Minister for Women in the Abbott coalition government. He is the clone son of Australian politician Tony Abbott.

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

CSIRO Canberra, Parliament House Bunker location

### Date of death

26 January 2015 (Human)Date of death unknown as Cyborg reincarnation.

### Place of death

Planned Tony Abbott (Minister For Women) Event

## Appearances

### Appears in

Planned Abbott Cloning Event (2013)Planned Tony Abbott (Minister For Women) Event (2015)

### Debut

Planned Tony Abbott Cloning Conception Event

After years of slaying pussy, Tony Abbott (Minister For Women) was killed by vehicular manslaughter in the year 2015. He was only 2. Tony's lifeless clone body was dragged to a crypt in John Howard's basement, alongslide the body of famous cricketer Sir Don Bradman. His memorial service was held in the lab he was concieved in, and was attended by the scientists responsible for his conception, John Howard, He was cryogenically frozen in hopes that if he was needed in a rebellion against a criminally insane Mark Latham, the people would be able to revive him using cybernetic technology. His stasis tomb was moved into Cowra KFC for safekeeping during The Hunter Troubles, among other artifacts including the egg yolk that landed on The Beatles during the Bob Katter Beatles Event (1964)

### **Cyborg revival (3221-?)**

In 3221, Tony was successfully revived by freedom fighter Kim Beazley, and armed using the remnants of a Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter. In his 1100 year battle against the forces of Mark Latham, he racked up a total of 129,112,200,000,000 kills, 198,000,000 of which being civilian casualties, all victims of the Cyborg Tony Abbott Schlong Event.

#### **The Cyborg Tony Abbott Schlong Event**

After returning to his birthplace in the secret CSIRO Laboratories beneath parliament house, Tony discovered that a disembodied penis, birthed from DNA belonging to Tony Abbott, his clone father (meaning that the penis was his biological brother). He requested that military doctors attatch the penis to his groin, as before there was little more than a patch of skin.

However, he did not take into account that the penis had been growing inside a vat for over a thousand years, and was now the size of of 15 football fields.

He then flopped his flaccid mega penis onto the township of Nowra, killing all inhabitants.

The penis was then demolished after an extensive Murdoch media campaign rendered it an enemy of the state.

#### **The Final Battles (4300-4321)**

After linking with Katterian troops in early 4299, the rebellion had now surrounded Mark Latham's City State and began their final approach to take down Mark Latham once and for all.

The battle took way longer than the freedom fighters had anticipated, and they suffered heavy casualties.

Tony was the first soldier to breach the Mt. Druitt bunker, and decapacitated Mark Latham's mutated vessel enough for him to be captured.

Tony was present at his trial, and was elected by the high court of Katteria to be the executioner, and Tony requested that the method used be smothering using the remnants of his disembodied macropenis.

#### **Later Life (4322-????)**

Not much is known about Tony Abbott (Minister For Women)'s life after the war.

He published a book about the events titled "Minister Of Women, Lover Of Penis" in 5110.

He now lives with his wife Christine Bowen in the megacity of Cowra, NSW, with all of the 90,000 of his offspring conceived in the aftermath of the Abbot Cyborg Schlong Event.