Hawaiian Cocktail

**Hawaiian Cocktail** is an Associated Production Music track that was composed by Richard Myhill. It serves as the main “sad” theme of Edward and Eric. It also plays in two episodes of *The Ren & Stimpy Show*: "Bell Hops" and "Reverend Jack".

Anybody who posts a comment mentioning that this track also plays in *The Loud House* will be banned on the spot. No questions asked.

## Usage

### Shorts

* **31.** Pranks for Nothing - Edward tries to apologize to Eric.

### Season 1

* **3b.** My Fair Kimberly - Kimberly flips out and leaves.
* **6b.** I Was a Teenage Teenager - "NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
* **8b.** Club Joey - The ending.

(WIP)

### Season 2

* **11b.** Escape from Detention - Joey in detention.
* **15a.** Eric for Principal - "Your bus to Cranky Old Timer Island will be here shortly."; Edward in his dorm room with Oscar.
* **23a.** That's Gonna Leave a Mark - "WHAT?! I DIDN'T GET ANY PRESENTS!"
* **27a.** Opposites Day - Joey walks out of the boys' dorm.
* **27b.** Football Follies - Edward cries.
* **29a.** That's a Record! - "Get yourself together, Timothy."
* **29b.** Snake Zone - Edward and Joey cry.

(WIP)

### Season 3

* **32a.** Moment of Tooth - The brothers cry, and Eric prepares to run away.
* **36b.** Needle Little Help? - Edward cries.
* **42a.** Re-meet Your Maker - "I was hoping this would've ended with the Friendship Boulder Toss."
* **42b.** Ed and Relaxation - "Sir, I don't like it here."
* **50.** Eric Come Home - Eric runs away from Lakeside City.
* **59b.** Comedy Gold - "I say I'm out of here."

(WIP)

### Season 4

* **62a.** Constantinos' Lavatory Story - Joey pretends to cry.
* **79a.** Snow Difference - Edward and Walker are still stuck on the ski lift.
* **80b.** Carver Day - "Do *any* of you know how long you've been out here?"
* **81a.** Send in the Eds - Stanley is transformed into a clown.
* **82b.** Everybody Loves Constantinos - "Well, Edward, I guess this is goodbye."
* **85b.** Goodman's Bodyguard - Greg forces Principal Walker to get on his knees.
* **93b.** Red Ed Redemption - "Goodman, why do they love him so?"

(WIP)

### Season 5

* **96a.** Watch Your Back! - "My position of power is gone...just like that."
* **96b.** Six Minus Six - The ending.
* **98a.** The Class of Complain - "So THAT'S why nothing is being solved!"
* **104b.** Insomnia Insanity - "Huh. Most important speech of my-"
* **108a.** Every Ed Has Its Day - "Um, I think it's been three days."

(WIP)

### Season 6

* **134b.** Slim Chance - Frankie the Lankie explains his situation to Edward.
* **137b.** Energy Boost - Bernadette cries.
* **140a.** The Show is Now Cancelled - Joey and Stanley leave Lakeside.

(WIP)

### Season 7

* **141b.** This Hallway Ain't Big Enough - "I don't believe in anything, sister."
* **144a.** There's No F in Edward - Constantinos cries.
* **146a.** Edward and Aaron - Aaron thinks back to hurtful comments he was told earlier in the episode.
* **150b.** All Washed Up - Mr. Washer leaves Lakeside City School, and Principal Walker mocks him.
* **152.** The Perfect Friend - Principal Walker cries.
* **158.** The Grass is Always Edder - Plays at the end of Joey's ending.

(WIP)

### Season 8

* **172b.** Tax Invasion - Bill gets arrested.

(WIP)

### Season 9

* **199a.** The Tortoise and the Ed - Principal Walker in Nurse Fracture's office.
* **199b.** Igor Needs Help - Joey rips off his uniform; "I think I've got just about everyone."
* **200.** Snod-Ball - Snodgrass looks back at all of his previous failed plans.

(WIP)

### Miscellaneous

* Goldfish: The Search for Gilbert - Finn loses his hope in finding Gilbert.
* Night of the Living Sled - Scared doesn't want to face his fears.

## Trivia

* Despite being known as the "sad theme" of Edward and Eric, Hawaiian Cocktail is notorious for also playing in scenes that aren't sad at all.
* Eric Come Home, The Show is Now Cancelled, (TBD) are the only episodes to have played this track in its entirety, although Moment of Tooth did come close to accomplishing that.