God Is A Legion

**God Is A Legion** is an episode of No Rolls Barred Plays Blood On The Clocktower.

" *Knives out, everyone. Goodnight.*"
― Tom
## Players and roles

Storytellers: Ben, Tom

Script: Chef's Deluxe by Harald

Ordered clockwise

### Demon Bluffs

For the left side of the circle:

* Sailor - *Each night, choose an alive player: either you or they are drunk until dusk. You can't die.*
* Grandmother - *You start knowing a good player & their character. If the Demon kills them, you die too.*
* Atheist - *The Storyteller can break the game rules, and if executed, good wins, even if you are dead. [No evil characters]*

For the right side of the circle:

* Philosopher - *Once per game, at night, choose a good character: gain that ability. If this character is in play, they are drunk.*
* Pixie - *You start knowing 1 in-play Townsfolk. If you were mad that you were this character, you gain their ability when they die.*
* Gambler - *Each night\*, choose a player & guess their character: if you guess wrong, you die.*

\*Not the first night

## Notable moments

* We get a selection of spooky hellos from Tom: Sullivan Boo Brown, Carley Painhart, Killy Steele, Dan Hate-on, Horrory Brake, Jon Ghosty, Brooke Boo-geois, ReKenge is a dish served Cheng, Doom Hell-en and Badam Blampied.
* Hobbible isn't dead yet. Super.
* Ben: "I actually think you can see a better example of the kind of disruption that this character causes by not putting it in and watch everybody get super-duper paranoid because one evil player says they're the Atheist."
* Tilly to Dom: "You stood up like you're tired of everyone's shit, which makes me think you're good."
* Dom: "He's not really evil, he's Dom." Adam: "He's not evil, he's my Dom." Dom: "Oohh, and you know it." Actually, of course, Dom is Ghost Lawyer, or will be one day.
* Sullivan's prosecution: "For too long, we in Ravenswood Bluff have been gathered in the town square and made to kill each other loads. And most of the time it's been really fun. In fact all of the time, it's been.. it's a really well designed game actually."
* Ben: "I've had the pleasure of watching many of you defend yourselves here and I think I've kind of nailed out of all of you what the best strategy for defence is ... so my defence is: 'Ooooh, I'm a middle class cheesemonger'!" Oh, there's trouble. Dom's outraged and playing up his accent. Sullivan comes from Surrey and it's very nice.
* Tilly is the one putting it all together, but all the good guys are way too keen to put themselves up for execution.
* Adam: "All we have to do, because he's our best weapon at the moment, is get Jon riled up about *something.*"
* Adam: "Oh Daddy Ben, you were too busy worrying about the fake middle class when you should have been worrying about the real middle class. I'm from Finance Island! We're going to kill you!" Ben: "What the fuck is Finance Island?"
* Ben: "Next season we'll get some 'Laurie Was Right' shirts made, shall we?" because Laurie is Cassandra.
* Jon gets a special chance to nominate Ben: "I've been playing this game for a year and a half - two years. And there's one thing, one thing that I've always wanted. Ever since game one, where Ben screwed me over. And game two, where Ben screwed me over. Moving on to game three, four, five, six, and we're like, what, thirty? He gets me every time, he gets me every single time, including this game where I was one of the few good players. And the one thing I've wanted to do my whole life is kill this man... Daddy Ben, Father Benjamin, Brother Poo-Poo - so many names we've had over the years, but god this feels good. Let's get him."
* Ben: "I don't really feel a need to defend myself against a man who dresses up as a wolf and prances about at conventions for a living... I apologise Jon, I haven't actually seen any of your work." That one gets a standing ovation, quite rightly.
* Tom: "Daddy Ben is executed...." All:" AND DIES!"

## Game Events

### Day One

* Laurie the Savant is told either (1) One of your living neighbours is evil *or* (2) None of your living neighbours will ever be evil.
* Carley juggles herself as the Juggler, Jon as the Juggler, Adam as the Philosopher, Laurie as the Philosopher, Laurie as the Evil Twin.
* Jon the Juggler juggles Laurie as the Evil Twin, Adam as the Philosopher, Brooke as the Imp, Brooke as the Fang Gu, Brooke as the Amnesiac.
* Adam nominates Laurie, vote succeeds with 5 votes.
* Dom nominates Ken, vote ties with 5 votes.
* Ken nominates Dom, vote succeeds with 7 votes.
* Dom is executed and dies.

### Night Two

* Jon the Juggler learns 0 of his juggles were correct.
* The Storytellers kill Carley.

### Day Two

* Laurie the Savant is told *either* (1) Currently there are no drunk or poisoned players in this game *or* (2) Currently there are no outsiders in this game.
* Sullivan nominates Ben, vote fails with 0 votes.
* Jon nominates Laurie, vote succeeds with 4 votes.
* Tilly nominates Tilly, vote fails with 1 vote.
* Laurie nominates Jon, vote fails with 3 votes.
* Laurie is executed and dies.

### Day Three

* Adam nominates Ben, vote fails with 1 vote.
* Sullivan nominates Jon, vote succeeds with 3 votes.
* Jon is executed and dies.
* Evil team wins.

## Trivia

* Ben is the crab ravioli of all that's unholy.
* We get our outtakes in the end credits and a little song.
* Jon's feud with Ben reaches its peak.