PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle

PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig 1, Watermelon, Dr Dementia and Lamprey , all members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle

### Date formed

May 2018 (as official organisation) Mid-19th Century (as unofficial organisation)

8th May 2022 (refounded)

### Date dissolved

5th September 2019 (As official organisation) October 2019 (as unofficial organisation [until May 2022])

Extant (Reestablished as unofficial organisation in May 2022)

### Area of juristiction

The Earth (May 2018-September 2019), The Moon, Mars, Venus, Pluto, other solar system moons and the Kuiper Belt (August-September 2019)

### Purpose

Assisting PinkDowlg in leading the world (official purpose)Providing enjoyment and company to all its members (unofficial purpose)

## Composition

### Fate of members

PinkDowlg deposed 5th September 2019 and killed in October 2019. Most other members killed in October 2019 after failed coup Dr Dementia resurrected then killed again in November 2019, Dr Young killed in December 2019. PinkDowlg temporally resurrected in November 2019, July 2020 and January 2021Dr Young reconstructed in March 2022, PinkDowlg and the other members reconstructed in May 2022.

PinkDowlg's Inner Circle is a group consisting of the closest friends and allies of PinkDowlg. From May 2018 until March 2019 and again from August to September 2019 it existed as an official organisation and was the government of Earth. From March 2019 until August 2019, it functioned as a minority government, controlling between 10-40% of the Earth. PinkDowlg's Inner Circle was first established in about 1850 by PinkDowlg and the newly grown Lumbaegan Fruit; Felipe, Juan, Orange Chilli, Red Chilli, Watermelon, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper and Avocado.

PinkDowlg's Inner Circle grew throughout the late 19th century and early 20th century, consisting of 25 members by 1920. In 1888, Inner Circle member, Dr Dementia invented the soft drink Dr Pepper, which was named for him (he was known as Dr Pepper at the time) and remains popular over 130 years since its inception. Despite Dr Dementia inventing Dr Pepper on Lumbaego, the company he founded claimed the product had been invented in America as to not draw unwanted attention to Lumbaego. In 1910, Inner Circle member, Dr Young, began work on his rejuvenation machine. In 1920, seven members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle departed Lumbaego for Mexico in the 1920 Exodus to Mexico, which decreased the size of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle to 18 members. The members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle who departed for Mexico were Avocado, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Purple Chilli, Orange Chilli and Violet Chilli. In 1925, PinkDowlg's Inner Circle gained its final Lumbaegan member, Elvis Pig’s Banana, who joined shortly after he grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree. PinkDowlg's Inner Circle would not gain any more members for 20 years, until 1945, when PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel, a Red-tailed squirrel from Tobago, joined after relocating to Lumbaego. In 1945, Inner Circle members, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Green Banana and Pink Banana, founded the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition, an annual exposition held in the Lumbaegan Top Hat Conference Hall (originally known as the Lumbaegan Conference Hall), where hundreds of top hats were manufactured, displayed and distributed. The inaugural Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition was the 1945 Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition, which was very successful and had a 100% attendance rate due to there existing a limited number of activities available on Lumbaego. To procure these top hats, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Green Banana and Pink Banana had to travel to the nearby island of Tobago. As they were unable to fly themselves, they had to enlist the assistance of two flying Lumbaegan Fruit, Watermelon and Dr Dementia. For their journey to Tobago, Green Banana and Pink Banana were tied onto Watermelon’s back, whilst Elvis Pig’s Banana was tied onto Dr Dementia’s back. Despite the potential dangers of this arrangement, all the Lumbaegan residents arrived safely in Tobago. The Lumbaegan residents spent three weeks travelling around Tobago in the search of top hats and top hat making materials, until they discovered PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel; who owned a top hat stall. Elvis Pig’s Banana, Green Banana and Pink Banana spoke to PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel and asked him to accompany them back to Lumbaego. PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel agreed to their request after being given a PinkDowlg Tree Donut and was carried by Watermelon back to Lumbaego, where he subsequently moved to permanently. From 1945 until 1956, Watermelon and Dr Dementia took a yearly trip to Tobago, for the purposes of carrying Elvis Pig’s Banana, Green Banana, Pink Banana and PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel to the island; so they could search for more top hats and top hat making materials. Watermelon and Dr Dementia ceased this yearly trip in 1956, due to the arrival of Aaron, who was a pilot, and began to fly the Planning Committee of the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition to Tobago instead, a move which was deemed in the best interests of the safety and comfort of the Planning Committee of the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition. The Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition continues to be held and has been held every year since 1945, apart from 2020 and 2021, and has always enjoyed a very high attendance rate. The next individuals to join PinkDowlg's Inner Circle were American pigs Elvis and Aaron, who joined in 1956. They would be the last individuals to join PinkDowlg's Inner Circle for over 62 years, until June 2018, when Mexicans Taco, Cactus and Mexican Chilli all joined, after meeting PinkDowlg on his holiday. The most recent individual to join PinkDowlg's Inner Circle who remains a member was Pizza Rat, who joined in August 2018.

For most of its existence, PinkDowlg's Inner Circle has been an informal designation for PinkDowlg's closest friends and allies and has not had any official responsibilities or position in the governance of Earth, however from May 2018 until March 2019 and again from August to September 2019 it existed as an official organisation and was the government of Earth, though it only carried out offical duties from October 2018. Whilst it was the government of Earth, PinkDowlg's Inner Circle has several official responsibilities, such as advising PinkDowlg on policy decisions, assisting him in governing and, for several months from May 2019 to August 2019, leading the Earth when PinkDowlg was on holiday. During the first part of PinkDowlg's reign, from June 2018 to October 2018, PinkDowlg's Inner Circle was not very involved in world leadership, as all its members where on PinkDowlg's holiday, apart from Felipe who briefly returned to act as Interim Executive World Leader in August 2018, after Desmond (ant) was killed and before Oswald (ostrich) was elected as his successor. Felipe was a popular world leader, but refused to remain as leader, returning to PinkDowlg's holiday after Oswald (ostrich) was elected. In October 2018, PinkDowlg and his Inner Circle returned from their holiday and PinkDowlg briefly assumed active leadership of the earth. After a short time of active leadership, PinkDowlg left the governing of earth to his Inner Circle, which had by then been joined by Adolf Hitler and his Inner Circle. Though he was not officially designated as Executive World Leader, Adolf Hitler became de facto Executive World Leader in October 2018. Whilst Adolf Hitler served as de facto Executive World Leader, the Nazis carried out many functions of state and were responsible for most government decisions. The other members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle had some government responsibilities, however these were much lighter than the Nazis. In February 2019, John C. Star, who PinkDowlg had resurrected and appointed as Overseer of America to oversee then-president Donald Trump, attacked PinkDowlg's armed forces and attempted to take over the Earth. This marked the beginning of the First PinkDowlg Civil War. The war lasted for around two weeks, with PinkDowlg's Inner Circle, especially Adolf Hitler, leading the efforts to defeat John C. Star and hius allies. One of John C. Star's allies, who was assisting him in his attempts to overthrow PinkDowlg was Michelle Taylor-Hitler, Adolf Hitler's granddaughter. Despite his granddaughter being allied with John C. Star, Adolf Hitler remained loyal to PinkDowlg, admonishing Michelle Taylor-Hitler and locking her in her room at his house in Germany. After two weeks of fighting, Adolf Hitler proposed a peace deal to John C. Star, in which he would agree to surrender on the condition that he is appointed as Vice-President of Earth. John C. Star agreed to this agreement, surrendering in mid-February 2019 and becoming Vice-President of Earth the same day. Following John C. Star's surrender, there was a brief period of peace, however PinkDowlg behaved in a controversial and unpopular manner, such as when he befriended Josef Mengele and Oskar Dirlewanger, allowing the former to experiment on children. Despite garnering criticism for his lack of regard for civil rights and association with those regraded as deeply immoral, PinkDowlg did not aplogise or change his behaviour, causing growing resentment and support for John C. Star as world leader. Due to fears within PinkDowlg's Inner Circle that PinkDowlg's unpopular behavior was jeopardising his position as world leader, Adolf Hitler forged a letter of apology from PinkDowlg which stated he was unaware of what Josef Mengele and Oskar Dirlewanger had done in the past and had continued to do and would immediately execute them to prevent them from causing more harm. Adolf Hitler arranged for both Josef Mengele and Oskar Dirlewanger to be executed, which somewhat improved public opinion of PinkDowlg, but was not as successful as Adolf Hitler had hoped, as some animals, including John C. Star, accused Adolf Hitler of faking the apology and claimed PinkDowlg was not truly remorseful. These incidents increased tensions between PinkDowlg, Adolf Hitler and John C. Star, which would eventually lead to the Second PinkDowlg Civil War. The Second PinkDowlg Civil War began on the 1st March 2019, after John C. Star resigned as Vice-President of Earth and declared war on PinkDowlg, after an incident occurred when one of PinkDowlg's guards told David (1841-1932, Res. 2019) to worship PinkDowlg, despite PinkDowlg previosuly promising he would not mandate worship. Following the start of the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, Adolf Hitler frequently argued with John C. Star about who between PinkDowlg and John C. Star would be a better world leader. John C. Star often critised Adolf Hitler's presence in these debates, alleging that PinkDowlg was too lazy to argue on his own behalf so sent Adolf Hitler instead. Adolf Hitler denied this, saying that PinkDowlg was not too lazy to attend the debates, but rather too busy, but John C. Star dismissed this point as "nonsense". Adolf Hitler loyally defended and supported PinkDowlg for the first two months of the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, defending him to the public and leading PinkDowlg's war effort against John C. Star, however in May 2019, he betrayed PinkDowlg in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War and joined with John C. Star, as he thought that PinkDowlg would likely lose the war and did not wish to be on the losing side. Following this betrayal, Adolf Hitler and his Inner Circle left PinkDowlg's Inner Circle and Hitler was replaced as de facto Executive World Leader by Felipe. Following the departure of Adolf Hitler and his Inner Circle from PinkDowlg's Inner Circle, there was a need for other members of the Inner Circle to assume more governmental duties, especially those related to the war effort in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War. Many members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle took on additional duties, however Felipe and Juan took on the most responsibility for government duties and the war effort, becoming the joint Acting World Leaders. From May 2019 to August 2019, Felipe and Juan and the rest of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle were attempting to defeat John C. Star, however they were enjoying little success, as John C. Star's forces consistently defeating PinkDowlg's forces and were gaining large amounts of territory. By August 2019, John C. Star had captured around 88% of the Earth's territory and was continuing his advance. This situation deeply concerned many members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle, especially since PinkDowlg was seemingly unconcerned with John C. Star's advance and was only interested in holidaying on Lumbaego and eating PinkDowlg Tree Donuts. Due to what was perceived as incompetence and negligence, many individuals who formerly supported PinkDowlg ceased to do so, some of whom switching allegiances to support John C. Star. Despite their close friendship with PinkDowlg, even Felipe and Juan briefly considered leaving PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, due to what they considered to be incompetence in his lack of response to John C. Star’s advances. Their discussion about ceasing their support for PinkDowlg was interrupted by Red Chilli, who was shocked that they considered ceasing their support PinkDowlg, and admonished them for their disloyalty, threatening to inform PinkDowlg if he were to hear them discuss such an action again. Felipe and Juan apologised for their disloyalty, promising Red Chilli that they would not consider ceasing their support for PinkDowlg again. After this incident, Felipe and Juan remained loyal to PinkDowlg, despite growing concerns over his lack of action in regards to John C. Star’s continuing advances. PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle attempted to do all they could to prevent John C. Star’s advances, however they were unable to stop him and by August 2019, it was generally believed that John C. Star would soon be victorious. This conception began to change after The Mice-of-War, who, since May 2019, had been allies of John C. Star, declared war on him and vowed to destroy his army, after he shot and killed their Prime Minister Winston Churchill. This provided relief for PinkDowlg’s Armed Forces, as The Mice-of-War mostly ceased their attacks on them and concentrated on John C. Star’s Armed Forces. Despite this significant change of fortunes for John C. Star, PinkDowlg’s victory was still seen as unlikely, as The Mice-of-War still planned to attack PinkDowlg, if they were able to defeat John C. Star. PinkDowlg's Inner Circle held regular meetings concerning the Second PinkDowlg Civil War and what they should do to defeat John C. Star, however they were unable to devise any successful strategies to do so. In early August 2019, PinkDowlg returned from his holiday on Lumbaego, bringing with him a number of Special PinkDowlg Donuts. At that point, John C. Star's Armed Forces, despite being weakened by The Mice-of-War, were still making advances towards PinkDowlg's Palace. PinkDowlg's Inner Circle requested an urgent meeting with him as soon as he returned, but PinkDowlg stated that he did not see the urgency and that "everything was under control". John C. Star had heard of PinkDowlg's return and planned to kill him, but as he knew that conventional weapons would not be effective, he needed to procure a weapon especially designed to kill PinkDowlg. To do this, John C. Star asked Wellington to make such a weapon. Wellington provided a weapon which he claimed would instantly kill PinkDowlg for £2 Million. John C. Star agreed to Wellington’s price and Wellington used the machine on PinkDowlg. The machine was unable to kill PinkDowlg, though he too was unable to neutralise it, therefore he asked Felipe to pass him his Special PinkDowlg Donuts and ate several of them to become more powerful, so he could defeat Wellington’s machine. Due to his consumption of the PinkDowlg Donuts, PinkDowlg grew to 100 feet tall and his speed reached a maximum of 1000 miles an hour. PinkDowlg then continued eating donuts, growing first to 10,000 feet high, then 200 miles high, then 400,000 miles high, then 800,000 miles high, then 1 million miles high and went from the speed of light to 100 times the speed of light to 100,000 times the speed of light to 700,000 times the speed of light to finally 800,000 times the speed of light. PinkDowlg’s consumption of the PinkDowlg Donuts and subsequent significant increase in power resulted in him decisively pushing back John C. Star and regaining a lot of his former territory, which would eventually lead to his victory in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War. PinkDowlg declared victory on the 23rd August 2019 and announced that he would torture his enemies to death on the following day. This event occurred on the 24th August 2019 and was known as the Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies and was attended by all members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle. Due to their importance, they were seated at the front of PinkDowlg’s Torture Arena, which allowed them to view the torture without their vision being obstructed by other observers. Following witnessing the Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies, all the members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle congratulated PinkDowlg on his victory and harsh punishments for those who fought against him. After PinkDowlg was deposed and exiled on the 5th September 2019, by Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence), PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle left England and returned to Lumbaego, where they avoided publicity. In October 2019, PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle plotted to depose then world leader Adolf Hitler and reinstate PinkDowlg as world leader in the October 2019 Pro-PinkDowlg coup d'état. The coup was unsuccessful, as it was foiled by the Geheime Staatspolizei and Adolf Hitler ordered the execution of all members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle, all of whom were executed by gunshot. Dr Dementia, a member of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle, was resurrected for a short time in late November 2019, but he was killed again shortly thereafter, due to his plans to resurrect PinkDowlg and reinstate him as world leader being thwarted by former Inner Circle member Dr Young, who reported them to then world leader Che Guevara (swan) who had Dr Dementia executed. Dr Young, despite being a former resident of Lumbaego, was loyal to then world leader Che Guevara (swan), instead of PinkDowlg. Dr Young No member of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle would not be resurrected for over two years, until Dr Young was reconstructed in March 2022. Dr Young

List of current members of PinkDowlg's Inner Circle