Fancy some Apple Pie

To be deleted by morv at a later date

Insert session date in this format here 8th September 2023

## Adventurers Attending

* Kairius Thillun
* Ammeños
* Mallory Cranberry - Erin
* Pik

## Mission Notes

After our Adventurers talk to a Old Man and Rob a Greggs they knew they had to acquire an Apple Pie Recipe, from Apple Pie Farms which is the 4 left on the way to ornament.

Getting lost on the way, they encountered a small Apple tree that was inside the branches of a larger apple Tree. It asked the Party many Riddles which were answered swiftly, and the Tree revealed that they were actually going the right way to Apple Tree Farms.

The party then entered the Barn of Apple Tree Farms which was Full of Goblins. Mallory in the Goblin tongue, managed to intimidate the crowd of gobins into believing that they were here to see the two Bossez Sebastian and Antonio.

On there way to there next location they were spotted by a goblin guarding a small house with a nice cosy chimney. The goblin who sounded a lot like Mickey mouse. He was worried that the Adventurers were going to kill him, but one they killed him he was less worried and more Dead.

The Adventurers enter the unlocked house and asked the goblins to see Antonio. Antonio told them to leave. So the party did a Fake-out leave and decided to sneak round the back of the house looking for alternative ways in. Antonio, who thought that the whole event was very SUS, decided to send some Shadows to spy on them, which the party dispatched after Cranberry/ Mallory noticed them.

As part of the Final confrontation all the party decided to enter the back door. Apart from Kairius who moved at such a quick speed back round to the Front Entrance, to get the Drop on Sebastian and Antonio in the Kitchen. The fight was successful apart from Pik being downed, and the twist that Sebastian and Antonio were lovers didn't stop the Noble Adventurers from mowing them down in cold Blood.

After the fight was over the Team searched the kitchen to find the Recipe and A Orb of Time. The Adventurers did end up tasting the Pie only to find out that Goblins aren't the best of Cooks. Collectively the Apple Pie Recipe was returned to the old Man and all was well.

## Loot

* Standard Session Xp & Gold
* Orb of Time - Mallory Cranberry

## Rumours

* Will Gregg ever find love
* Is Mallorys new name Cranberry

## Player Journals

#### **Ammeños' Diary**

> At the Guild I met up with new initiates Kairius and Mallory (Cranberry) along with Pik from Grrder’s forge for a guild job from an old man named Frank who wanted us to go to his grandmas apple farm (apple tree farm) to retrieve her special recipe for apple pies. As an UwUsual method of travel was Hamer, me and Pik travelled on the wagon whilst the two new members rode along on their horse (Chestnut) risen by Kai and a donkey (Blink 182) by Mallory. Being most curious about the name of the donkey Ammeños asked Mallory of the strange name was given and ‘he’s named that as it takes him 182 seconds to blink as he’s very old’. As we drew near to our destination we all disembarked our various transport and walked up the what seemed like a dirt road up to the farm. Finding a postbox on the side of the road we encountered a talking tree because we decided to check the postbox thusly angering it and they gave us 5 riddles for us to answer (which were all correctly answered by Mallory and others), once this was done we continued on our journey to the farm finding a barn which Mallory deceived our entrance into including drinks for all and passage to the house in question. Leaving the barn to the house we encountered a goblin (named Mike) who wanted to know why we were there which led to scaring him and ultimately killing him (hiding the body and decapitated head in the bushes out front) before trying to enter the house with some deceptive coercion. Once we got in we tried yet more deception but the rest of the goblin’s in the house were not having it and told us to leave which we did. Ammeños being the not so bright Orc he is tried breaking the door down (only managing to knock harder on it). Mallory then messaged me about a plan to sneak around the back of the house to retrieve the recipe.
> Trying our best to sneak around we managed to alert a couple of shadows which we dispatched quite easily, then tried sneaking in the back door when we managed to notify the occupants of the house to get ready for a fight. We all got in to combat with them including the goblin boss (Antonio) and the goblin cook (Sebastian). The whole fight didn’t take too long as I obliterated Antonio’s head with toll the dead, Mallory incinerated Sebastian, Pik slashed a goblin and Kai bow sniped the other goblins along with Antonio and Sebastian. Once was all said and done Mallory found the recipe, Kai tasted the pie in the oven and I gave some aid to the downed Pik and my UwUsual beheadings to add to my collection. I did try to convince everyone that we should burn the barn down but was overruled by the team and left to get back to Frank at the guild to give him the recipe that he requested.
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#### **[Player Diary 2]**

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