(Complete Endaven Lore)

# The Different Endaven Reboots

Endaven has so far had 4 major versions in its time running. 1.0 was of course the original game, and ran from the 15th February 2021 to the 29th September 2021. It had the largest and most active player base, the richest and highest volume of content, and the introduction of series protagonists the Revenging Barkeeps. Manifest was this arc's main villain, with minor side threats like Augustine Ravel and Grand Unreckoned Jikalway following his lead. ParadoxPortals lead this storyline, but all other reboots after 1.0 Peez took ahold of (ParadoxPortals assisted with 2.0 somewhat). 1.0 is widely considered to be Endaven's peak with the most-focussed story and original characters.

2.0 was a short-lived (about a week-long) attempt to reboot the series after the 1.0 fall-off, by Peez and ParadoxPortals. It involved a retconned Yu-Gi-Oh card game tournament, the changing of as much lore as possible to be detached from IP (the Invatan became Tau, the Warp Tear the Red Implosion, and powers got the backstory and name 'Evolutions', for example). Therefore, this reboot was technically impactful to Endaven, even though it had no story, as all of February Day 1 and 2 under it was retconned in favour of 3.0 taking its place. Some people consider 2.0 to be more 1.5, but it was originally branded as 2.0, so that title stays. Overall, 2.0 was certainly Endaven's lowest moment.

3.0 was ParadoxPortals's temporary departure from the series, as he handed Peez full permanent control of the RP. It started on the 29th September 2022, and ended on the 24th April 2023. 3.0 told the story of all of Endaven's February, but removing the days organisation system from 1.0. Peez decided to involve far more anime and IP into the story, though had some new ideas like his Shonen factions (think the Marahuge Empire) and Silas story arc, who was in a way the reboot's main villain; this is debatable as 3.0 kept changing villains, with no major arc taking place throughout the reboot. It was more an excuse for the 4 remaining role-players to keep doing Endaven (Peez, JL, Stray, and Kazzy). ParadoxPortals would rejoin for a few days but leave again out of disinterest, coming back for 3.5 and moving his short storylines to canonically take place in that timeline. This reboot introduced sweeping changes to the RP's Discord server, like power levels in character creation, and the influx of 10s of new channels and categories for roleplaying in. A meme channel was also made, the origin of this Fandom site's meme page! Some consider this the 'true 2.0 update'. Many 3.0 arcs and characters continued into 3.5 March.

3.5 started on the 29th April 2023, and is still being run as we speak. It is the first official 'point 5' update currently, as really its just a continuation of 3.0, but with Shonen content reintroduced, ParadoxPortals's return, his OCD fine-combing through the Discord to spruce things up, new storylines and an attempt at a main villain arc again by him, and this Fandom site! Whilst he had a major influence on this update - whether Peez liked it or not! - Peez was still the official game admin of this reboot. The Boners team were reintroduced by ParadoxPortals from 3.0, and Peez created more main villains to be battled by them alongside ParadoxPortals's. Some consider this the 'true 3.0 update'. Overall, this reboot aimed to allow original storylines, power gaming, and also ParadoxPortals's 1.0 lore back into the official world somewhat.

# The Complete Story of 1.0

## Prologue Day 1

Our story begins with a man named Revel entering the Loaf And Juice Bar™. He then recruits the bartender of the establishment to raid the nearby Reckoner's camp. A few hours later the Barman and Revel are approaching the camp and as they do a storm starts to appear around it. Meanwhile we are introduced to Felix a lone cat-person inside a hut they built with sticks and leaves. Samuel, a mysterious deaf ex-Reckoner clan member, notices Felix's hut near the camp and enters. Samuel then tells Felix that there is Reckoners nearby. Groose senses that someone is making a fool of him and enters the hut loudly alerting the camp members. Felix and Groose, for no apparent reason, climb into the Groosenator, launching them into the middle of the camp, getting Felix tied up as they are too weak to defend themselves. Groose then proceeds to blow the enemies up and leaves Felix tied up because he left his oven on. Samuel then scares off the reckoners to save Felix. Felix then untangles their binds and runs, thinking that Samuel is going to kill them. Samuel then reveals his power of creating a storm, when Felix is running away. Felix tells Samuel that their power is healing after some threatening from Samuel. Revel then shoots Felix which they manage to dodge because of their extreme agility. Kiryu just appears out of no where and starts singing Bakamitai. Using all the distractions that are happening, Felix then escapes and runs off. The Barman, Samuel, Kiryu and Revel are shot at by a unknown source. Meanwhile Felix finds a trail of coins left on the ground and picks them up in hopes of buying their Tesco ready meal for tonight. Kiryu is following Felix because he too is poor. Kiryu notices the money is beeping and throws it away revealing that the money was a bomb trap. The Reckoners and Samuel are alerted causing them to attack Kiryu and Felix. Kiryu fights the Reckoners while Felix flees leaving Kiryu behind making him angry. Felix, Feeling sad that they have lost a friend, proceeds to head back to the path they was following on their adventure. Meanwhile Samuel is trying to to find Felix to make them pay their debt of returning all his gang members together. Samuel then sees a figure in the distance and investigates. Then he saw a person hiding under some leaves and says hes not here to hurt them but there is reckoners nearby. What Samuel didn't know is that person was Felix hiding from him. Felix, relieved that Samuel didn't notice them meets Kiryu again and explains why they left is because they are so weak they cant fight. Kiryu forgives Felix for fleeing and then they go to sleep. Starting a new day...

## Prologue Day 2

As night passes, no more Reckoners seem to appear. Revel and Barman settle down in Felix's now abandoned hut. Revel goes to get water, whilst Barman stays in the hut. Arriving at a river, Ravel reveals himself, an alternate reality version of Revel. He starts a fight with Revel, but luckily Kiryu intervenes, protecting Revel. They weaken and scare off Ravel, using Felix (who was in Kiryu's pocket) to heal them. The duo leaves Revel alone, who rushed back to Barman, forgetting about the water he was supposed to gather. Ravel returns, now beating the lone Revel. He uses his Necrotic Amulet to channel his power and take over Revel's body, proudly proclaiming his dominance and plan: Ravel, as Revel, wants the Reckoner VS Unreckoned war to go on eternally, with him secretly running both factions. In this situation, he will be all powerful.

## (JANUARY) Day 1

Everyone congregates at ⁠rp-reckoner-camps-east-and-west, with only Barman's, Revel's, and Felix's presences known to each other. They head into the Cemetery of the Blind, a cobblestone skyscraper that acts as a city for Reckoners (there are structurally-identical ones in every camp). Barman suggests using the 360° dumbwaiter system to get around. They try to head up to the group's Parliament to kill off the government they have, but Samuel intercepts by sending Barman and Revel. to a secret level, where he warns him to leave. Felix hides in Parliament. They all fight their way out. Arizona Ranger reveals himself in the reception and attacks, but Revel escapes up to the storage vault by scaling the outer walls with his grappling hook. He loots but Ranger stops him from taking too much with close snipes. With loot, and evacuated from the building, Barman explodes the structure using a Reckoner bomb. Whilst Samuel tries to put it out with a fire, it's hopeless. Felix joins Barman's and Revel's team, whilst Kiryu chooses to assist Samuel's Reckoner team instead. Everyone leaves the structure, with Barman's Unreckoned heading back towards ⁠Ravaged Town.

## Day 2

NPCs are milling around Endaven, and the multitude of groups are split across the islands, each trying to find like-minded fighters. On their way back to ⁠rp-ravaged-town-and-wastes, in the ⁠Unknown, Revel reveals himself as an enemy, stealing Bart's gun and shooting him in the head. He leaves Felix there to die with him, as his smallness makes him less than a threat. Unaware that Felix was there, he nonetheless heals Barman, saving his life. The duo find that Revel stole their money and food, heading to Ravaged Town to sell them and claim glory for killing Unreckoned. A Drop Hunters supply drop from am unknown sponsor gains them the supplies that saved their lives, as the question who sent it. The duo have an unknown sponsor watching, keeping them alive. They head back to ⁠rp-ravaged-town-and-wastes to confront Revel, unsure if he's the sand man Barman met at the LAJB. Funky Kong praises at the Freedom Temple Ruins, whilst Samuel canoes over to Penetrakle. 90102-18 is there also to pray to the Emperor at ⁠Secrets Temple. The two people are at peace until Samuel reveals himself as a Reckoner. A fight breaks out, but a ferocious storm forces them to break it off. Samuel used his powers to let 18 canoe away, but is still trapped himself. 18 canoes back over to the mainland, landing at Mount Overlook. Ranger is there, sleeping, but when they notice each other, a fight breaks out. Ranger steals 18's rations and escapes to an underpass in the mountain. Kiryu is doing Tommy Wiszeau dialogue, until Goro Majima challenges him. They fight, break it off, and playfully promise another battle later. Goro leaves the forest and starts a concert, which Kiryu advertises over time. Funky Kong starts a free water taxi service, taking Kiryu to Cragheart's ⁠Unknown. They want to race but Kong has no spare car for Kiryu. Kiryu also shoots down a flying NPC.

## Day 3

Barman and Felix return to Barman's home town, ⁠Ravaged Town They confront and fight Revel, forcing Ravel leave his body and flee. They recover their stolen loot, and use their proceeds to fund a research mission to make Felix big again. Black Knight meets Groose in his secret base at ⁠Mount Overlook, which 18 discovers. He is thrown in prison, whilst Knight tried to force him to work for them. After fighting, 18 eventually escapes, but Knight and Groose have already moved on to a new base. They warned 18 of a deity from Jupiter descending to attack, but 18 thinks it's the Warp Eye. Kiryu does a concert at ⁠Freedom Temple, which angers the deities who live there. Raivel arrives in Endaven through the Warp, joining the Reckoners, and canoeing around Endaven. She arrives at ⁠Secrets Temple, getting trapped there with Samuel. They fight but find common ground in their entrapment, as Samuel explains how the temple keeps you here until you fix your problems. They enter the Heart of the Temple, which speaks to them, offering apparitions and tests. Raivel passes them all by fighting her way through, and by shattering a humanoid apparition, she proves herself and is freed. Samuel also overcomes his fears, no longer seeing watchful animal apparitions. They escape on Raivel's canoe to ⁠Newhope Village. Raivel and Samuel arrive, sleeping at an Inn for a night, as Samuel tries to pawn off a comrade's gear to Raivel. They gather supplies, fighting at a market for some as Felix passes by, and plan to visit Mount Impale, as Samuel reveals he heard rumours of a Warp there. Raivel is certain it's the Eye of Terror, leading to Daemon's in deep space. The Black Knight passes by too, regrouping with the team founder, Arizona Ranger. Knight warns the two of Jupiter's threat before Raivel and Samuel leave for ⁠Mount Impale, whilst Groose was busy looking at the weird magical ravine, using his Loftwing to fly down into it. He finds that when going too deep, a purple glow surrounds him and he is teleported out. Musing to himself that 'it' was hidden here, he plans to tell Knight and the gang at Mount Impale. The current Jupiter fighting team also heads to Mount Impale, with them agreeing to split in two. Dr Eggman joins the team, and he and Black Knight head to Secrets Temple to open a portal to Hell. Ranger and Groose head to Newhope for a side quest. Eventually Raivel and Samuel arrive at Mount Impale, finding secret mine entrance, fighting off the people inside. They find a massive rift, possibly messing with the space time continuum. It's clearly bad, as they return to Ravaged Town to prepare for the worst.

## Day 4

Revel and Barman wake up to find Felix has wandered off somewhere (the concert). They split up to look for him, but Revel get attacked by Ravel again when alone. Shotgunning him, Ravel starts to die, but re-enters Revel's body to preserve his life. Goro witnesses the deed, so Ravel attacks him. He tries to steal Goro's car to escape, but fails. Eventually, Ravel is knocked out and Funky Kong assists in fixing the car and escaping. Groose talks to Goro later about the team he's forming, when Q arrives and joins. Goro wants to fight but Groose reveals each member is "extremely" skilled in a unique skill, so a fight would be risky for Goro. Revel (with Ravel controlling him again) meets back up with Barman. They find Felix, who has boat keys somehow, allowing them to cross the ocean to Donutus' Reckoner's Camp. They rest and leave for their quest to enlarge Felix again. 18 treks to ⁠Ravaged Town and gathers supplies, meeting Big Dude, who introduces his size-changing powers and threatening 18. Ranger hides a diamond-shaped medallion in ⁠Greater Forest, and the whole team goes to Hell to give Doom Guy another. He then joins the team. They all teleport to a secret base. A group of unknown Reckoners arrive, all armoured in lilac robotic gear, and begin rebuilding the Western camp, constructing a massive lilac and beige citadel where the Cemetery of the Blind once was. They try to ignore and avoid 18, not even looking at him.

## Day 5

Barman, Revel, and Felix head off on their quest, travelling through ⁠Unknown. However, Duke Nekum, a bounty hunter arrives, aiming to capture Felix and bring him to ⁠Hunters Village. Felix is captured and forced to get the Cum Chalice from ⁠Freedom Temple for the Hunter's Forest's tribe. He succeeds despite a fight with Kyle, and is bought back to normal size as a reward, heading to ⁠Newhope Village to exercise his newfound freedom. Gilgamesh asked Duke to help him defeat an evil clone, but Duke is disinterested. Barman and Revel were sleeping while all this happened, and wake-up shocked by the carnage surrounding them, assuming Felix's disappearance is in relation to the fight. Dark Gilgamesh causes a fight in the ⁠Hunters Village. The Big Dude is in Ravaged Town's market, where he accidentally revealed his Unreckoned size-altering powers. 18 is present, and gets help from Dr Eggman and Q, who inform him they're looking for a Chaos Emerald, though 18 is unable to help. They find a bag in the Sheriff's Office and take it to ⁠Unknown. The 6 members of the deity-fighting team send Doomguy and Ranger to Mount Impale, taking a large white crystal from a temple in-between 2 peaks. Felix is in ⁠Newhope Village doing another delivery for his shadowy nomadic employers. An NPC gets mad at him and attacks, but Big Brother and Little Sister introduce themselves, protecting and looking after Felix. They leave when Duke Nekum arrives, looking for an "angry blond guy". He has no luck, so goes off to fight a demi-god (his original mission). Samuel greets Felix and wants to meet his employers. Eventually, Felix agrees, warning of a tough journey ahead to meet them. They travel to ⁠Ravaged Town together.

## Day 6

Ravel sees another opportunity to kill Barman but is interrupted for the third time in a row, now by Kiryu and Duke. He reveals to them all that the real God of this world, Manifest, gave Ravel the necrotic pendant, allowing him to do all sorts of demonic things, not just mind control. He admits that now he owes Manifest, and therefore their world is doomed. Kiryu and Duke are foolishly unafraid, so he removes their memories of the meeting and escapes, finishing off Barman alone after gloating. However, Barman's body disappears, so Ravel goes looking for it. Barman actually got sent to Hell and it's Fields of Asphodel as his afterlife, though managed to escape with a large group of demons when they took off to compete in the Tournament. Barman signs up, meeting Chamille, who is also competing. They band together as a team, and Chamille uses her form-changing powers to make it look like there are 5 team members instead of 2. Ravel spots Barman at the Tournament and tries to join, but is denied. He plots to kill Barman (and to a degree, everyone else, if possible) over time from the stands. Barman names his team the Silver Shuriken. The teams are: "Team Goro-Chan: Majima, Kiryu, Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei. Team Hell Patrol: Doomguy, Black Knight, Dr Eggman, Q, and the Arizona Ranger. Team CEOs of Femboy Hooters: Little Sister, Big Brother, Felix, Samuel and Big Dude. Team Silver Shuriken: Barman, Chamille, (Chamille as) Kai, (Chamille as) Cole, and (Chamille as) Nya". Felix let's Samuel follow him back to ⁠Ravaged Town, where they enter Felix's dirty, biscuit-filled, cat-ridden home. Felix shows Samuel a tracking device of his employer's locations, but it dragged away by his cats. The duo eventually escape and head for ⁠Doughnut Lake's Tournament. The construction at ⁠Reckoner Camp West is complete. It is a gigantic beige and lilac techno skyscraper with artillery atop and weird shakes parapets on the sides. The robot-armour Reckoners enter and co-ordinate the landing of some sort of mech dropship, diplomatic spacecraft, and tiny drones. An army is being built, and it becomes quickly apparent that these aren't Reckoners at all. They came from Manifest's Warp. In the middle of the Silver Shuriken's first fight, Ravel kidnaps Little Sister and tries to start a hostage negotiation situation to lure Barman away. Luckily for him, Big Brother wasn't around, so he was succeeding until Black Knight came and separated Ravel from his hostage. Barman shot his head in retribution, but Ravel healed and escaped. He's no longer pretending to be Revel, just using his body as a puppet now. The Tournament continued uninterrupted. After the Silver Shuriken loses their fight they leave the Tournament and retire to ⁠Farthest Village's Inn. There, Chamille ditches Barman as she thinks his story of Hell is a crazy delusion. She gets attacked by Ravel and nearly dies, but Barman steps in and forces Ravel out if Revel's body. Ravel succumbs to his wounds from his past fight as himself, and dies. After healing Revel and Chamille, Barman crushes Ravel's Necrotic Pendant, foiling Manifest's plan and making an enemy of him. The Silver Shuriken regroup and plan to oppose Manifest together. Yami Gilgamesh lays claim to Ravel's soul. It is watching the ongoing Tournament meanwhile, trying to make peace and move on from his past. Pearl is introduced and easily kills goons that tried to hunt her. Jotaro Kujo, Hol Horse, and Father Pucci are introduced, with JoJo getting into a Stand battle with Father Pucci. They break it off soon after.

## Day 7

The Tau are revealed to be the beige and lilac faction that were building a base at the Western Reckoner's Camp. El Greffin of the Tau speaks to his Energician, finding out that Ravel's spirit's ethereal energy is in the Tournament's arena. He plans to confront him later for more information on Manifest. In the meantime, he journeys to the Whozhpool, as his Energician warns that two extremely powerful beings are on the way through Whozh's portal. Jack and Mike arrive, getting rescued from Whozh's incoming whirlpool by Greffin's hover chariot. He explains what Endaven is, based on his race's research of Endaven's humans, but they reject Greffin's request for help fighting Manifest. Dropping them off at Flakehub, they go off and fight a crimson lizard dragon beast. Jack and Mike are concerned by the cause of their interdimensional jump, and also their loss of some power. Mike creates a pocket dimension camp and they both rest there. Meanwhile, Felix is trapped on a hospital stretcher somewhere but escapes. Greffin meets the Silver Shuriken team at ⁠Farthest Village's Inn, where Revel has been bedridden by Ravel's misdeeds. They need the money and a direction after their failed Tournament attempt, so agree to join Greffin on a tour of the Tau B-016 Outpost, which may lead to then helping in the fight against Manifest. Kurama fought Dr Eggman in the Tournament and won. Eggman is stuck in hospital. Sam is pissed that he's stuck in hospital. Big Head found forks.

## Day 8

Felix leads Samuel to Olivier Armstrong, his superior in his secret society. Angry at her reveal, she shoves Felix, but still goes with the duo to investigate the Warp tear at ⁠Mount Impale. White Knight (BK's evil opposite variant) is hunting Felix, and Big Head is nearby looking for forks. Greffin heads to the Tournament to recruit more members to his Manifest-fighting team. Nobody is interested, so he wanders off to find Ravel's soul. The Tournament finally concludes, as Courier 6 was recked by Gore, and Doombloke was beaten by Kiryu due to the injuries he sustained when fighting Samuel. White Knight is on his way to the mainland, and maybe he will reach Felix. The team over at ⁠Newhope Village appear to be attempting to stop the Warp Tear from growing. Jack and Mike create a portal to ⁠the Woshpital dimension, and find the remains of 2020s civilisation there. Mike assists Jack in creating a mental image of the old world to see what happened. After Samuel takes loot from Raivel's ⁠ship, he and Raivel go to ⁠MNewhope Village. They talk with Pearl and co, trying to figure out how to close the Warp. Raivel thinks it's hopeless, but the Tau actually have the Warp Drive she needs. She plans to draw them out for a genocide soon. Kris was following Samuel and discovers he has a bounty on his head. There's an unspoken agreement that this bunch will team-up to close the Warp. Barman, Revel, and Chamille go to the Tau B-016 Outpost for their tour, but Greffin is busy preaching at the old Tournament grounds. A Guard shows them the uninteresting farms and beautiful Biodome, but a Tau traitor releases a Red Orochi onto them as a way to eliminate threats to the Tau. It came from their biolab and was made by crazy Tau scientists that wanted to create an apex predator that could destroy unevolved life. Chamille dies defending Barman and Revel, and they escape the Outpost in a Taucopter to the Tournament to warn Greffin. Barman keeps the copter's rifle, and the Orochi is trapped prowling in the Outpost. Chamille's spirit follows Barman and Revel to the Tournament, where Ravel's soul watches the games, wanting to repent. Big Head ambushed Groose, but he used his Stand in defence, forcing Big Head to flee, and now the Dawn Patrol have returned. White Knight attacked Felix again, but that made Felix have to throw up. White Knight revealed his shikai, which turns his blade to poison, and he used this toxic masculinity to attempt to kill Felix. He was about to attack Felix a second time, but a mysterious bloke called him and told him to go find Groose. They battled, Groose won, and he headed off towards ⁠Mount Nork. There he met a man on a silver mountain, and entered the Temple of the King. The rest of the Femboy Protection Squad are attempting to trick a Tau to obtain their Warp Drive. White Knight is also on his way back to ⁠Newhope Village, after obtaining a bankai. Courier 6 found a shotgun. Tinker Knight and Dr Eggman are playing chess through the internet. Pucci was there at one point, and caused a bunch of deaths in a prison, involving a bone, and a specific place in the Antarctic Ocean(?). Black Knight is on a quest to find a strong enough swordsman to beat him Duke Nukem is looking for that evil version of that bloke that asked him to kill the evil version of him. Chad Thundercock is practicing his "cock block warlock from Bangkok" skills. Big Head is attempting to find all the blokes from both the Hell Patrol and the Dawn Patrol. Mr House has formed a group in ⁠Dos Zion that oppose the Hell Patrol. The members are sent off to train at ⁠Farspread Forest and stop Groose at the Temple of the Kings. Mr House runs the group, and Tinker Knight is a new member. White Knight wants revenge on Felix for denying him coochie, which he promises to do after his work for the group. Chamille sees Ravel's spirit and merges with him, using the shards of his Necrotic Pendant she gathered before dying to enact the spell. They merge into a mortal known as Ramille, who has Ravel's body, Chamille's powers, and their shared consciousness as one neutral being. They join Revel's party, bringing the group back up to 3 members. The Hunter sees Ramille as a threat and attacks, but Barman's enlists Greffin's help as the fourth and final team member, killing Hunter. He reincarnates elsewhere. Greffin apologises for the sabotage of their tour, and admits he was their Drop Hunters sponsor, longing to meet Felix too. They return to the Tau B-016 Outpost, using a Booster Bike to find and attack the Orochi. It snaps Barman's prized rifle but is killed in the end. Because of his meddling, Revel believes Greffin needs to repent, so forces him to send his Tau home. They take old Tau tech for a project Barman is working on, and return to ⁠Ravaged Town to prepare to locate and close the Warp, sending the Tau home. Afterwards, they swear to fight Manifest. The Death Egg is in existence now, in space.

## Day 9

Barman's project was to construct the Loaf and Juice Battlebar, a flying bar / base of operations for Barman's group, equipped with a 6-barrel cannon and tank mode. All 4 of Barman's team head to ⁠Mount Impale with the Tau and the Warp Drive to send them home. However, when the Warp is contained and opens for transport, Greffin reveals his true plan to bring more Tau to Endaven as a way to achieve global takeover under the Greater Good. As the Warp expands to let out more Tau, it bursts out of the mountain, turning the area into a gigantic crater. It grows to cloud height and lets out 6 Tau warships that head to space. Their cannons launched firey meteors at Earth, all crashing into the ocean to restrict boat travel and cause minor damage to the islands. This event will be known as the Day of the Fall of the Burning Sky. The Battlebar sends Barman, Revel, and Ramille to safety in ⁠Ravaged Town, whilst Greffin joins the fleet in space to prepare for Armageddon. Sam, Felix, Olivier, Raivel, White Knight, Pearl and The Big Dude are travelling together. White Knight fought Felix. The former Femboy Protection Squad, now Femboy Aggression Squad, watched. Felix got a new sword, White Knight got nerfed, the Tau are now in space again, Doombloke is currently at the pet shot in ⁠Newhope Village looking after bunnies, Mr House is currently located at a tower in ⁠Dos Zion known as the Lucky 38, and it has Securitrons and everything! Dababy is currently fighting Jojo Siwa. Felix is on a quest for head pats from everyone; he's got one from Madame Armstrong and Announcer the Second. Groose is doing breathing training for his trial. Barman and his Revenging Barkeeps team are trying ti build a spaceship with help from 6 allies (the Femboy Aggression Squad), specifically with Felix's engineering help. Kris put a forge and carpenter's workbench in it, whilst Groose passed his 4th trial using JoJo-style Hamon.

## Day 10

Barman's ragtag group of rebels finish building their spaceship, which Kenny named K3NN9. The red and white aerodynamic craft has a Bridge, crew cabins with a Loaf and Juice Bar restaurant, and hanger bay with space jets for use in infiltrating the Tau's fleet. The craft had 10 seats available, all filled for the mission; Barman, Revel, Ramille, Felix, Olivier, Kris, Miia, Raivel, 18, and Big Head pilot K3NN9. Their plan is to use old Tau armour to pose as mechanics, taking the Warp Drive to an escape pod and using it to close up the Warp tear at ⁠Mount Impale, stopping more Tau forces from coming. Without backup, the Tau are beatable. The plan requires minimal hacking of Tau tech and little interaction with others, which should limit suspicion. White Knight barely missed sign-up. Kris is working as a cook, whilst Felix stocks Kris' kitchen. Barman is untrusting of Raivel, who admits she's only here for a ride, and refuses to fully ally with Barman's team. Whilst Barman mans his LAJB, Revel controls the weapons, and Ramille maintains their jets. Felix is watching over the ship's nuclear reactor.

## Day 11

As K3NN9 reaches space, White Knight trails on his own ship with Power Armour. He has got a new power from Hell after losing his old one, and must destroy K3NN9 to protect his group's goals. Big Head is secretly working for Knight's organization, and put a fork in the nuclear reactor to imbalance it. When in space, Raivel tells them how to navigate through the Tau's Void Shield. She, 18, Miia, Barman, and Revel choose to take the jets and traverse through the ⁠Milky Way Galaxy to the ⁠Cescent Capital Ship of the Tau. But as they leave, the Tau spots them, and hacks their nuclear reactor to fully overload it. The organisation's two men plus Eggman's Metal Sonic now reveal themselves and attack K3NN9's crew. They escape with Felix, but he is saved by a reluctant Metal Sonic and brought back aboard. After fixing minor hull damage, the mission is back on. Kazuma and Yosuke are bidding a team, and gather to release a fairytale mech they can pilot if they're worthy enough. After some bickering, they find and pilot it. As they travel in their mech, they get attacked by a mysterious stranger and have to fight him off. They doubt he's Toguro. Jack and Mike are bought to their senses when the Tau's meteor attacks begin. Before they leave, however, Jack's powers let him see that the old world attempted portal travel, which he theorises lead to their downfall. They portal travel to ⁠Mount Impale and see the Warp. Jack wants to leave this reality, but he feels a duty to protect it. White Knight failed his mission, so Mr House hired an assassin, Travis Touchdown, to deal with the Femboy Aggression Squad. "Project Greenhog" is now in full operation. Metal Song trails K3NN9 as it travels, whilst Ramille and Sam fight, with Sam almost dying. White Knight is finally officially fired from the Doom Patrol, with 24 hours to flee before House's Securitrons hunt him down to death. It turns out Ubiu, Buredo, and Torirubi, Neckbeards, where chasing N3NN9, to try to destroy its nuclear reactor. They hail from the newly-discovered Hidden Beard Village. White Knight meanwhile failed to fight Travis, losing an arm. The Femboy Aggression Squad later secured the Warp Drive on the Crescent by confronting its Tau High Emperor, who was holding in a Xenomorphforme (more powerful Xenomorph that better merges with its hosts when born) Chestburster, which tore apart Metal Sonic, turning him into Neo Metal Sonic when he reformed. Him and 18 stopped 3 Xenomorphformes from stealing the Warp Drive, now the species was flooding the ship due to a mistake by the Tau's partner corporation Weyland-Utani. Everyone (Revel and Raival included, who were on a (romantic to Revel) side mission together) escaped the Crescent before it self-destructed due to Barman and Ramille's meddling. Raivel fell into a coma from wounds, however, and had to be sent to an Earth hospital in a hurry, as Revel grappled with the idea of accepting being single, and not wasting time chasing after a crush (Raivel). Travis comes to kill the Barkeeps and Raivel, managing to disable Barman's OP liquid powers, but as he was being underpaid Travis decided to ditch the assassination job. House sends Skeletor and Big Head to take over the job. Tinker Knight tries to create counters to everyone's abilities to make the upcoming 2V10 fight fairer. Felix and Kris work together to kill 2 out of 3 imposters aboard the now-parked and in-lockdown K3NN9. In more detail, the High Emperor was revealed to have been influenced by Manifest to work with Weyland-Utani in order to create the ultimate lifeform, Xenomorphformes. Clearly, Manifest is trying harder and harder to undo society. Greffin abandoned the HE in an escape pod, and an unknown other took the second pod. These 2 pods carried the only survivors of the Crescent before it got self-destructed by Revel in an attempt to rid the universe of the Tau's legacy, Xenomorphformes. The Chestburster that HE released became the new Xenomorphforme Queen, taking on his knowledge, Psycher powers, and combat skills. K3NN9 returned to Earth to meet the rest of the crew who escaped the Crescent on Earth, but the Samuel clone imposters forced a lockdown upon them.

## Day 12

Ramille escaped the lockdown by breaking out of the vehicle bay with the Battlebar. The lockdown quickly resumed, and everyone went to care for Raivel. Still unconscious, they decide to destroy the Warp Tear themselves, using the Warp Drive to shrink and capture the Tear, which reverts Impale's crater back to a mountain. Greffin gets sucked into the tear, witnessing a million different realities and going crazy. To cope, his mind resumes to factory settings and forgets his past. Barman's team take him in as a new team member so that Greffin, oblivious of the Tau's existence, can repent. Ramille gets sucked into the tear too, and has his Chamille personality bolstered, bringing back her spunkiness, and turning Ramille into a girl, Chavel. Barman's team of 4 return to Ravaged's hospital to find that Raivel woke-up. Sadly, she lost her memory, and because of Revel's frail emotional state, he snaps at her, almost murderous. After detaining him in a psychiatric ward, Barman and co try to rebuild their trust with Raivel, who doesn't remember who they are. Groose finishes his quest at Mount Nork, and his Stand evolves into [Flight of Icarus], despite Skeletor trying to kill him. World Marshall Inc and Steven Armstrong are building a mech as part of their world takeover plan. They construct a Terminator to scout out the ice wall and Endaven as a whole. Also, Barman reviews a death threat letter from Big Head and Skeletor, warning "revenge in 25 turns". Alone, they agree it's time to start their revenge, and head for Ravaged Town to kill Barman's team. Mike gets thrown to Mars by the Crescent's destruction, and Jack to Earth's ⁠Invasive Ravine outside of Endaven. Mike meets Barman, having a drink at his bar, and tries to join his team in order to have adventures again. Seeing as Revel is detained right now, Barman accepts his offer as a temporary filler member. They break into K3NN9 and begin purging the imposter aliens, discerning them by impaling everyone with metal rods to see who's blood is non-human. Metal Sonic, Barman, and Chamille were able to kill the Xenomorphforme at last, but it birthed a child which fled to Bolt Lake. Kris used chairs aboard K3NN9 to kill the final imposter. Courier 6 challenged and defeated Texas Red in a quick draw battle, now on his way to claim his deserved bounty. Black Knight found a mysterious mutated cyborg animal.

## Day 13

The self-impregnated Chestburster of the Xenomorphforme Queen feasted on carcasses at ⁠Bolt Lake until it grew to teenage size. That's when Barman's group arrived and, with Mike's Godly powers, easily killed it. Meeting Travis Touchdown and Saitama there, a larger team begins to form, and Barman feels confident enough to take the fight to White Knight at last. Returning to Ravaged to prepare, they meet Ferdinand Cuttle, Barman's brother. Shocked at his arrival, Barman flees into the Battlebar. He alludes to some sort of dark past his family had which he fled from, and now Ferdinand wants revenge for him abandoning him. Ferdinand has opened a competitor bar called the Yeast Wheat Eatery, which he plans to destroy Barman's spirits with. To operate this evil restaurant, however, he needs to recruit villains as staff, and goes to More House's gang first. He promises assistance if Ferdinand attacks WK for him, as revenge for his insolence. Ferdinand sneaks aboard the Battlebar so that he can use them to find WK for him. With Barman's access to the Unreckoned Database, they figure out that WK must be hiding in the wilderness somewhere, and eventually arrive at ⁠Greater Forest, where the portal to WK's ⁠Hidden Beard Village pocket dimension is hidden. Kris wants to fight Black Knight, and seeing his potential, BK decides to tell him how to best him. He shows Felix where to recover his second blade. A base has been constructed in a crater at ⁠Mount Overlook, and Felix awakes there after being poisoned. It turns out his childhood pal Rider (also a femboy) bought him here to congratulate him on his Femboy Hooters promotion. Felix can't remember who Rider is, yet Rider decides to take Felix's artefact he needed for the promotion, and Felix is left to return to ⁠Ravaged Town dumbfounded. Rider hands a mysterious stranger Felix's artefact at ⁠Unknown, and he says that with it they can dimension travel. The stranger persuades Felix to recruit others to their corporation so that they can begin a large-scale dimensional exploration scheme. Rider hands a mysterious stranger Felix's artefact, and he says that with it they can dimension travel. The stranger persuades Felix to recruit others to their corporation so that they can begin a large-scale dimensional exploration scheme.

## Day 14

Barman's team of 6 heroes explored ⁠Greater Forest until they met Ubiu, who summons a Neckbeard army to hold them off. 5 Squads of 10 specialised Neckbeards attack, and all but the final are defeated before Torirubi enters and summons the Barrier Trio. Ubiu tells Barman that to get a fair fight with him, they must first kill Torirubi. The Trio crushes MS, forcing Eggman to build MS 3.0. Defeating the Trio with physical attacks, Barman's group are left exhausted, but Saitama and Travis Touchdown help to finish-off Torirubi. Taking his head, everyone returns to Ravaged in the Battlebar, feeling saciated with their revenge on Ubiu's faction. Ferdinand stays behind to find and duel WK, as Mr House requested. Returning to ⁠Ravaged Town, they discover that whilst away, Ferdinand had duelled Revel in Ravaged's mental ward. Revel was able to escape when the adrenaline rush he got from the danger reactivated his evolutionary powers. Revel reunites with Barman, a little madder because of his solitary confinement. However, Revel accidentally encounters Raivel again in Ravaged's Inn, and threatens her, before realising that Mike had restored her memories. Still bruised by his insanity from earlier, she rejects him, and tensions increases when Barman's team also enter the room. Raivel gets pissed at Mike for giving her Godly powers, as she thinks she's been corrupted by the Warp. After threatening Revel's murder if she isn't purified, Barman shoots the lightbulb, and everyone escapes by the cover of nightfall. Only Raivel and Mike stay inside fighting, as Raivel wants to prove herself to Mike by besting him in combat. Mike has paralysed 18, and Travis and Saitama keep him company (and annoyed!) outside the Inn. Eventually, though, Mike loses focus, frees 18, and he comes to protect Raivel in the Inn's room. Barman's team of 4 go to ⁠rp-Newhope Village's bar for a drink and escape, but seeing as Barman runs a competitor business, there's friction. Scarred from earlier, he rashly uses death threats to get their drinks for free, and takes them back to his own bar later that night. When the fighting has slowed, and Travis and Saitama have left, Barman's group sleep in the LAJB's attic, haunted by the sounds of the conflict in the Inn down the road. They all agree that Revel needs to move-on from Raivel, and get adventuring again, so they set their sights on defeating Manifest, whose meddling is the root cause of every conflict in the roleplay. Barman says there's a portal at the ⁠Whozhpool that works similarly to the old Warp Tear, so they'll use that to scout the multiverse for heroes that can assist them in their battle against Manifest.

## Day 15

After hours of combat, Raivel eventually makes a deep wound in Mike, and he relents, removing her 'Chaos' powers. However, she secretly kept the longer lifespan, as Mike is still looking-out for her. Felix is also around in Ravaged, fixing his jet with junk and flying around. The Neckbeards are tracking cracks in the sky appearing over Endaven, which are releasing beasts ⁠Ravaged Town, like Metal Ridley and Carbon Dog. Defeating them, the Neckbeards shift focus back to hunting-down Barman's group. Metal Sonic v3.0 interrogates Travis for information after Metal Ridley attacks, but his sarcastic humour irritates MS, so they duel. Travis loses his phone, needs to recharge his Blood Berry sword, and fix his Tsubaki, so works odd jobs in Ravaged to fix these items. Barman and co take the Battlebar to the Whozh Ruins and leave the ship in hover mode above the ocean. They go through the portal and end-up in the Medieval Woshy Hospital Roleplay server. They meet Bartholomw Bruggins and assist him in ridding Judith from his manor, but after realizing how deluded he is, they switch sides and aid in his capture. He is put-up for execution, and they leave quietly. Seeing Bart's cruel fate, Barman takes pity on Lauren Swiftyson, and rescuers her from a probably execution by taking her with them. Finding a temporal portal, they head to the Woshy Hospital Roleplay (different, more modern RP in the same server), and recruit Alison Hammond to the team. She is valuable, as like Lauren, she understands her timeline and can explain what the Whozh Ruins are referring to (their RP). Quickly realizing that Whozh is actually their God Wosh, they assume that he is creating these portals to get them to help him in protecting his realm's timeline continuity. Returning to the past through this world's Mike's powers, they meet Ferdinand in full Power Armour stolen from Mr House, and Alison, who Wosh sent back to the past to meet with him. Ferdinand followed them to kill Barman, but now realizes that Wosh's mission is more important. They all assume that they have to save Bart's life to maintain continuity, but after his parents try to rescue him, thru recognise that Wosh actually wants them to assure his death. Judith executes the parents and arrests all of my characters as one group, sending them to Bart's manor for interrogation. Meanwhile, Mike repaired Metal Sonic, but realises Shard has amnesia. Dr Eggman has discovered that to kill the Eater of Universes on Jupiter, he needs to power-up a Godlike entity with a Genesis Wave machine, separating the entity into its base forms. Metal Sonic is looking for allies for this purpose, and is considering Mike and Shard so far.

## Day 16

Judith interrogates the Revenging Barkeeps but gets nothing, seeing through their lies that they're demons and angels. They escape the dimension through another mysterious portal, but Judith goes through with them. They all arrive (back in this server) in the Woshian Enclave (a channel that recreates an old Toast RP server). There, Dildrones attack them, and they are all sent to the Horned King's Penis Palace, where in the throne room they meet the 3 rulers of this evil faction; the Deed Plant Virus, I'm Ain't the Mad Scientist, and the HornedKing (the team's founder and leader) himself. His interrogations also fail, amd they are challenged to survive in his Greek myth style minotaur maze, full of Omega Dildrones. The Dimension Squad (concisting of members like Mike, Travis, and Felix) dimension travel there to assist the Barkkeps, Dule, and Judith. They fight off swarms of Dildrones and escape to Arkia's Woods, where they meet Aigheluv Sekz hunting Woshboars near his terrhouse. They recruit him as another informant of Wosh, and are freed from this realm via another portal. The Dimension Squad thus return to Ravaged to discover that Jupiter's cyborg virus has come to fruition, and the sky turned red. Meanwhile. Raivel has been tinkering with tech this whole time, and managed to make a Vox Transmitter, which contacted and summoned Imperium warships, that are now flying past the Moon towards Earth. The Barkeeps arrive at Uniform's Realm, a blue sky paradise of floating, lush islands all connected by solid rainbow bridges. Arriving at the Platinum Palace, they meet the 3 good Gods Uniform (Manifest's nicer, unicorn-humanoid sister), Wosh, and Little Glass (the Tropicana orange juice mascot with a body made of liquid OJ). Wosh explains that their time is little as the cyborg plague rages across Endaven, so recruited the 3 informants to explain the nature of Wosh the God whikst they travel across dimensions. He does, however, say that he can't contact them through realms, so relied on Unform to create portals to guide them. He too wants Manifest dead, so has allied with Uniform and Little Glass to prepare a counterattack. Uniform explains that she once had many horns, not just her massive trans-yellow one, but sacrficed them to make Godkiller Limehorn Baldes that can oppose corrupt Gods like Manifest. Hidden in other pop-culture-themed dimenions to protect them, the Barkeeps (with the informant;s help), must now reunite all 4 and kill Manifest with them. They agree to the quest and return to Endaven, promising to hunt them all down when ready. When they return, though, they discover the plague, and ally with the Dimension Squad to defeat it. Meanwhile, Olivier is freed by Peral from K3NN9's lockdown, and rushes back to Ravaged. Going down to Hell, the Dimension Squad + Revenging Barkeeps encounter demons and Ubiu's Neckbeard forces. Ubiu and Barman duelled in a metallic colosseum in Hell. Phase one consisted of back and fourths, phase two consisted of preparing for phase three, as well as a Metal Travis and Felix. Phase three consisted of Ubiu's ultimate technique, melting timelines. This sent them back in time to a rock in the middle of a lake of lava. It ended with Ubiu losing and giving Barman a letter detailing information about the strongest of the three Beards. Brass Monkey commited a genocide on the imposters in K3NN9, ending the lockdown and freeing the ship for any who want it. Also, Buredo is now coming after Barman's team. As well as that, the Queen Xenomorph's pathogens are slowly mutating and spreading through organims and out of its starting forest. Eventually, it'll be a threat to Endaven. Finally, after the battle Felix gets sucked into Hell's fleshy ground and trapped in the roof of a cave, as the underworld wants him harmed and enslaved. After multiple atttempts to trap him, Felix is eventually freed by the Dimension Squad. The Barkeeps decide to split apart from the Dimension Squad in order to pursue Uniform's quest. They are sent through a pink portal to the Nostromo freighter ship, where they painfully discover it is about to explode in 3 minutes.

## Day 17

Mike from the Dimension Squad successfully separated the Consumer into its base forms; a capsule and a child. The child's name is Porky. Porky then opened a dimensional rift and pulled out a city named "New Pork City". The rest of the Squad headed to the Fake Ice Wall to fight Buredo and WK as they were guarding information Porky was hiding. The first fight was between Buredo and Shard. Shard beat up Buredo easily. Buredo then reappeared in a form known as "Society Mode" which was stated to be a once in a generation form used by Neckbeards. Shard had a bit more trouble this time but won by firing off a barrage of plasma blasts at Buredo. After defeating Buredo in Society Mode, Mike then fought WK, but the entire fight, WK was running away from Mike! He then tried to fight using his katana, which got destroyed by Mike. He then decided to create a sword from his arm and use that in combat. Of course he lost, as the metal it was made from was "Divine Metal". After turning into a metal form of WK, the metal disappeared as if heading back somewhere... After that, WK told the group where Porky was. He then killed himself with a grenade!!! The Revenging Barkeeps find the Charge Limehorn in the Nostromo's cargo bay, and Revel faces his trauma and fears of xenomorphs by facing one head-on, finally freeing him of his past suffering. They barely escape back to Ravaged, where they discover that Ferdinand had betrayed the Dimension Squad when they showed him the fakeness of the ice wall. He destroyed the doorway and summoned his army of 6000 Reckoners to escape to Pangaea Minor. They are foiled by Travis, who mortally wounded Ferdinand by cutting off his arm. He esccaped to Regrets Temple back on the mainland, healing himself and meeting Ser Manuel, who summoms a meteor creating the Gungeon. Ferdinand enters, wanting to earn the power to kill his past (Barman), which Ser Maunel promised him if he survived the Gungeon and became his disciple. Meanhwhile, Deed took-up the government's offer to fix the ice wall for cash, removing virtually any trace of the day's events. Barman and co now plan to hunt-down Ferdinand as revenge for his meddling. When entering New Pork City, Bigmask attackers (pig mask wearers) were bested by the Dimension Squad. The Squad went to Floor 99 of the Empire Pork Building to fight Mech Porky, and upon besting him they ascended to the top floor, fighting Metal Travis and Felix. Giygas appeared in his true, most combative form, with Mike using a sword that can delete people from the universe to get rid of Giygas.

# The Complete Story of 3.0

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# The Complete Story of 4.0

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