Naziism

**Nationalsozialism** (**Naziism** (**Nazism** if there is less time) if there's no time) is a socioeconomic Stupidism invented by Adolf Hitler in the early 1900s that was made because he hallucinated a world free from Communism, Socialism, and Marxism while on Aryan Spirit. Everyone would be speaking German, and the world would be ruled by Hitler. In practice, it would be a combination of Leninism and Socialism economically, and Marxism and Nationalism socially.

Nazis, on the usual, hate Communism, Marxism, Anarchism, Capitalism, Stalinism, Putinism, Lockstinism, and a whole bunch of other things. They just don't like Socialism or Religion. Nazis usually like the stuff around Religion, like the symbols and lore stuff. They also like drinking water.

## Invention

Adolf Hitler invented Nationalsozialism while he was under the influence of Aryan Spirit. He made the core Nazi beliefs after he read Marx's books and thought they were extremely stupid. Despite thinking Marxism, Socialism, and Communism were stupid, he made Naziism more similar to Socialism and Marxism than to Capitalism and Total Americanism, he just added Nationalism.

Before he became notable for anything, Hitler was on the streets of Berlin doing drugs because he couldn't be a good rapper. He found Aryan Spirit on the sidewalk and smoked it, causing him to overdose and imagine a world full of German speakers, full of Swastikas, and free of Communists, Socialists, and Marxists. He woke up and knew what he had to do.

## Nazi Party

Nobody had to be a Nazi to be in the Nazi Party, except the members of Hitler's main gang, the Leitergruppen von der Untergrund Ultimativ Herrbunker, the only ones who got to hear Hitler's secret plans in the Herrbunker. The LeigUUH was filled with Hitler's friends and Himmler, Steiner, Krabs, and Schneck. They were the top Nazis of the Party, only under Hitler.

### Ministerium für Epik

The Ministry for Epics was the high rank group for Nazi Party members. These guys had a major influence on things in Nazi Germany. Members include Himmler, Steiner, Krabs, Schneck, and Steindong.

Frank Steindong was the Überkalt Panzerdesigner, meaning he was the one who designed the panzers. He was also one of Hitler's biggest believers of his Nazi ideas and hated the three Stupidisms invented by Marx. He was a sadistic guy that wanted to torture all of the Communists to death and was a key part in the attempted genocide of the Communists in Europe. He was able to escape the Nuremburg Trials by destroying all traces of him suggesting he was part of the Holocaust. He then became the Führer of Germany, extending the time of Nazi Germany in secret.

### Windrad-Gruppe

The Pinwheel Group was the mid rank group. The most influence over things they have is quite limited. Usually, they have almost no influence.

Hitler's son was the executioner of the Party. He got to kill Hitler's personal enemies and captured POWs, which included Fegelein, Hitler's biggest internal enemy of the Nazi Party.

Eva Vestein was a model for the Ministry of Propaganda. She was the most famous model and woman in the Nazi Party because she had a huge hat. She was known as Hitler's Whore because she got into the Nazi Party for being attractive, to say the least, although she barely interacted with Hitler, only after her injury when she served him coffee. She moved to Canadia in 1943.

### Spendennation

These guys donate money to the Nazi Party because they think taxes just aren't enough to support their Nazi things. Every taxpayer is part of this group.

### Braunmäntel

The Browncoats were a loose group of people who had no political influence other than intimidation. Some did it because they were Nazis, and some did it because they liked doing violent things against those who don't fight back. Most join the Volkssturm during World War 2.

Also known as the average Nazi, these guys did the dirty bidding of the Nazi Party. Whether it be stealing plants from a Socialist's garden, or tearing down a house with their bare hands, they did it because they didn't have a job and didn't want to join the military, or they just loved Germany so much that they were willing to beat up their own for being Communists.

## Neo-Nazis

People thought that the Allies cleansed Germany of Naziism, but it still lived in the minds of many due to the fact that it was against Communism, Anarchism, Marxism, Capitalism, and normal Socialism. People called these guys Neo-Nazis, but that name is too cool for what it was since all they did was say crap on the Internet. A better name is Unternazi and Subnazi. Unternazis are random people who believe in Naziism or some part of it but do nothing about it and keep it in their heads for any reason whether they really want to see Anarchists genocided or just wanted the food bans they were Unternazis. Obviously, the social suicide (or thought of it) of calling oneself a Nazi is what kept most modern Nazis Unternazis. A Subnazi is someone who outs himself as a Nazi. In West countries and Russia, this was social suicide. In some Siblings nations and Argentina and China, this wasn't social suicide since Poland, Hungary, and Bulgaria are stupid, Argentina is ruled by a Hitlerist, and some Chinese people were saved from Japan by a German general during WWII, respectively.

The next types are actual Nazis. Real Nazis are guys who work in public to actually try to enact the Authoritarian policies of Naziism, like becoming a PAC in America to fund a politician to create a ban on Communist food. These guys don't care about what the label of "Nazi" would do to their social life most likely because their families support Marxism or Anarchism and other stupid stuff. Complete Nazis are guys who are willing to kill for the world Hitler wanted. They commit terrorism against known Anarchists, Communists, and Marxists since they were on the bottom of Hitler's List. Super Nazis are people who are brave enough to become a politician for Naziism. Some try to deny the fact that they are trying to enact Nazi policy by saying that their policies are more Socialistic. Some don't deny and either get arrested (in Germany and Natchdong Germany, France, Italy, UK, Belgium, Denmark) or fail to get a vote (in America, Poland, Hungary).

## Derivatives

The Naziening caused a whole bunch of new Naziism-derived Stupidisms to become things.

### Synopsis

These are pointless, nobody cares about them, and it's all retarded. Well, they go against the West European culture of the 2000s, sort of, which is a good thing in the eyes of the East Europeans.