The Unsung Evil Story

The Unsung Evil Story was a story written on the 18th of September 2007.

## Script

**The Unsung**
Evil
story

**characters**

**brendan,dry bones,erin,rai,sonic,tails,knuckles,sephy,cloud,mario,luigi**

**BRENDAN:WHERE ARE WE**
NOW?

**DRYBONES:DONT ASK**
ME.....AHH! HELP! WE ARE TRAPPED IN A SWIRLING TORNADO OF NOTHINGNESS!

**ERIN:MAYBE IT OUR HQ!**
I NEVER FIXED THE LIGHTS.....

**BRENDAN:ERIN! FIX THE**
LIGHTS!

**ERIN:FINE....(2**
MINUITS LATER)...DONE!

**DRYBONE:PHE-W.THOUGHT**
I WAS A GONER.

**BRENDAN:I HEARD**
THERES A NEW COMPANY OPENIN' DOWN TOWN.

**DRYBONES:WHY YOU**
SPEAKING ALLL AMERICAN?

**BRENDAN:I DUNNO! HEE**
HEE!

**ERIN:DIDNT YOU HERE,**
GUYS?ITS RUN BY SONIC!AND I HEARD SONIC IS.....

**BRENDAN:OH YEAH SONIC**
TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE A WEEK AGO!

**ERIN:THEN WHY DIDNT**
YOU TELL ME?

**DRY BONES:CUZ WE**
DIDNT WANNA UPSET YOU!

**ERIN:LIKE HECK ILL BE**
UPSET! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME CRY?

**BRENDAN:NO, BUT WE**
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT OF.

**ERIN:GNNNR I WISH YOU**
WERE SMARTER THAN THAT.I F I DONT CRY I DONT CRY.

**DRYBONES:SONICS**
PLANNIN' ON RULING THE WORLD.

**BRENDAN:HIS HQ LOOKS**
LIKE SHINRA'S

**DRYBONES:NO THAT IS**
SHINRAS SONICS IS THE ONE NEXT TO IT

**BRENDAN:OH RIGHT**

**ERIN:FOR GOODNESS**
SAKE, THAT LOOKS LIKE A NEEDLE FORK!!!!!!

BRENDAN:UM....WE DIDNT DESIGN IT.

**ERIN:FINE! LETS BLAME**
SHINRA SINCE THEY ARE NEXT TO IT!

**DRYBONES:WE NEED**
RAMUNDO...

**BRENDAN:OH FOR THE**
LOVE OF....ALL THE OTHERS WORK THERE.APART FROM TAILS.

**TAILS:HERE I AM!ITS**
ONLY US THAT CAN SAVE THE WORLD FROM FIRE AND DESTRUCTION.

**ERIN:WELL THAT JUST**
SUCKS. WE NEED A MASSIVE BOMB THAT WILL EXPL0DE SONICS BIG COMPANY!

**DRYBONES:BUT WE DONT**
HAVE ONE...

**TAILS:HMM.........WE**
DONT HAVE CHAOS EMERALDS EITHER.

**BRENDAN:WHA!?BUT BUT**
BUT......

**ERIN:EVEN SEPHYS**
WORKING FOR HIM?WE HAVEN'T GOT AN OUNCE OF LUCK THAT CAN HELP US...

**DRYBONES:WHOS SEPHY?**

**BRENDAN:I DONT THINK**
SEPHYS WORKING THERE.

**ERIN:WOOPEEEEE!**

**TAILS:WHOS SEPHY?**

**BRENDAN:UM YOU SHOULD**
KNOW THAT HES A SUPER POWERFUL PERSON.

**ERIN:THATS ALL WE**
KNOW.

**DRYBONES:I'M GONNA GO**
HAVE A NAP.....YAWN....

**TAILS:BUT THERE'S NO**
BEDS!AND ITS 11 OCLOCK IN THE MORNING!

**BRENDAN:THERE'S THE**
FLOOR.HE IS UNDEAD, AFTER ALL.

**ERIN:LOOK.HE'S ASLEEP**
ANYWAY.

**DRYBONES:ZZZZZZZ**

**BRENDAN:THAT**
SUCKS!WHAT NOW?

**ERIN:HMM....HOW**
ABOUT....WE EAT CHEESE!**CHEESE**

**TAILS:YUMMY!**

**BRENDAN:DRY BONES IS**
LACTOSE INTOLERANT!SO ARE YOU TAILS!

**TAILS:AW MAN.WHAT**
EVER THEN.

**ERIN:LETS FIGURE OUT**
A PLAN.

**at the hq**

**SONIC:WITH MY PLAN**
AND MY NF(needle fork) HQ,NOTHING CAN STOP ME DESTROYING AND TAKING OVER THE
ENTIRE EARTH!

**RAMUNDO:SONIC?**

**SONIC:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!**

**RAMUNDO:SONIC!**

**SONIC:WHAT NOW?IM IN**
THE MIDDLE OF EVIL LAUGHING.

**RAMUNDO:IM GONNA FIRE**
MYSELF.

**SONIC:WHA?....IF YOU**
LEAVE,I WILL DESTROY YOU TOO.

**RAMUNDO:I DONT**
FLAMING CARE!!! THIS JOB IS TOO BORING.I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH!

**SONIC:YOU DONT GET**
PAID AT ALL!

**RAMUNDO:EXACTLY!GETTING**
NOTHING FOR THIS IS NEVER ENOUGH!IM GETTIN' THE HECK OUTTA HERE!!!!

**SONIC:NOOOOOO! WHO**
WILL TEST IF THE PAINTS DRIED!I ONLY HAVE 1000 PEOPLE TO TEST IT!

**KNUCKLES:SONIC? DO I**
GET TO KILL ERIN YET?

**SONIC:NOT UNTIL THE**
PAINTS FINISHED DRYING.

**KNUCKLES:IS IT DRY**
YET?

**SONIC:IT WONT BE FOR**
3 DAYS.

**KNUCKLES:BUT I HAVE**
GIL!**100**
GIL

**KNUCKLES:SEE? 100 GIL**
TO GET OUT 1 DAY EARLY.

**SONIC:OK! DEAL**
THEN!PASS ME THE CASH!

**KNUCKLES:BWA HYA HYA!**

**SONIC:WHILE THE**
PAINTS DRYING, WORK ON YOUR EVIL LAUGH. ITS WORSE THAN HEIDIGGERS.

**KNUCKLES:KAY KAY.**

**SONIC:MWA HA**
HA.....HA HA....HACK HACK HAA....

**CLOUD:SONIC, I WANT**
PAY!

**SONIC:MWA WA WHAT?**

**CLOUD:I WANT MY PAY!I**
WANT GIL,BUCKS,DOLLORS.......WHATEVER!

**SONIC:MEH.DONT HAVE**
ANY.

**CLOUD:IM WAITING FOR**
A YES OR A NO!

**SONIC:NO FLAMIN**
WAY!NO ONE GETS PAY UNTIL EARTH IS DESTROYED.

**CLOUD:WHA!?WHY DID I**
EVEN JOIN!

**SONIC:YOU DIDNT WANNA**
DIE.

**CLOUD:FINE!KILL ME**
NOW! I'M SICK OF PAINT TESTING!

**SONIC:FINE.....FIRE**
YOURSELF LIKE RAMUNDO DID!

**CLOUD:NOT UNTIL AI**
DIE!

**SONIC:CRIPES! HE'S**
LOST HIS MIND!

**CLOUD:GET ON WITH**
IT!FINE!I FIRED MYSELF.NOW KILL ME!

**SONIC:IN 10 DAYS.**

**CLOUD:ARRRRRRRRRGH!**

**two k o bullets shoot**
into cloud

**SONIC:PHEWEE!GLAD HE**
DIDNT KILL ME WITH THAT SWORD...OH RATS.ONLY 999 PEOPLE!?OH WELL....BACK TO
EVIL LAUGHING!MWAHAHAHAHA......

**back at the heros**
hq....

**BRENDAN:LETS DO THIS!**

**DRYBONE:NO NO NO**
NO.....OH WAIT.THAT IS A GOOD PLAN!

**ERIN:THEN ITS**
SETTLED.WE SAY WE WANT TO WASH THE CLOTHES AS LAUNDRY WORKERS...TAILS?WHAT ARE
YOU LOOKING AT?

**TAILS:JUST LOOKING AT**
A WEIRD LOOKING GUY WITH BROWN HAIR STORMING OUT OF THE ENEMY HQ.

**ERIN:OH RIGHT THEN.**

**BRENDAN:I SUMMON MY**
SECRET INNOCVATION! FIND OUT ABOUT THE STUPID BROWNHAIRED
GUY!(Heehee, this ought t be fun!)

**ERIN:WHSAT YOU PICK**
UP BRENDAN?

**BRENDAN:IT DIDNT WORK**
RIGHT.