Reich

## Etymology

The term "Reich" was coined after the "Third Reich" on Kyrania. The term Third Reich was a play on the informal name of the German Reich (Nazi Germany) and the Third Impact from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

## What Constitutes a Reich?

What constitutes a Reich could vary widely from time to time or world to world. On Kyrania a Reich was at first a joke, based on the etymology of the term. After the Third Reich, a Reich was considered an event caused by large amounts of lag so great that it altered the world's history. On Calestine the term "Reich" was never fully adopted, however there were some events coined as Reichs. Reichs are much less common on Calestine due to a more active effort to prevent them.

## Kyranian Reichs

### First and Second Reichs

The First and Second Reichs do not live up to the standard set by future Reichs. The First Reich was the founding of Kyrania on June 22nd, 2019. The Second was the use of the command block weapon Brasrgradi that lead to (0, 0) on Kyrania becoming a massive heap of obsidian in an attempt to contain the flight paths of unkillable ender dragons.

### Third Reich

The Third Reich came about long after the first two. The prelude to this event was the Second Peachastan War also known as the First War on Drugs, which was started due to Noctross banning the drug trade within its borders and Peachastan continuing the cartel inside of it anyways.

At this time Area 21 was still veiled in secrecy and most people had never seen it before. However, myths of its existence still spread, especially among the Noctem populous.

The myths eventually reached the ears of Elvrolet, who desired to see it himself and discover what the Geofront below it contained. He wandered away from the war in which he was fighting to search for it. Upon realizing what happened, Gram went back to protect the Base, however, Elvrolet was incapable of finding it due to his retardation, so Gram returned to the battlefield.

This was in a time where Logan was less retarded and carried maps on his person, so after he deserted and began to help Kyle find Area 21, a greater problem surfaced, especially since Logan had been there before.

Logan entered the Geofront and after killing Kyle, triggered the Third Reich by spamming command blocks inside of Grammith. Gram soon arrived and killed Logan, locking down the Geofront with the help of the Corneans and Clayton. At the point no real Reich worthy nigridities had occured.

Logan and Kyle continued fighting the Noctems, Corneans, and one another for control of Grammith, as they had the retarded idea they could harness its power to rule the world and after successfully causing enough lag, the Third Reich was in full swing.

The Reich eventually climaxed in the world crashing, some retarded roleplay, the creation of an internationalist government, and the establishment of Calkria.

### Fourth Reich

In the aftermath of the Third Reich, Cornea and Noctross were mutually disestablished and replaced by a country only known as the New World Order which controlled everything in the world other than Old Peachastan.

The New World Order was controlled by Clayton, the leader of Noctross after Gram resigned during the Third Reich and XPH4N70MR34P3RX the former President of Cornea, they were both equal in power.

The same retards responsible for the Third Reich, Kyle and Logan began to seethe that this government had come into power. They recruited MC Wiz to rebel against the government and created a base of operations in the North. Their rebellion's goal was to force Gram to return to power.

Originally their plan was simply to overthrow the NWO (New World Order) and offer power back to Gram, but after learning Gram had willingly resigned and wanted to stay in Calkria, their plans changed.

Their new plan was to cause as much chaos as possible and pin it on the lack of Gram's presence in global politics. This plan eventually evolved into a plan to cause a repeat of the Third Reich.

Their first instinct was using Grammith again, however the majority of the command blocks inside of Grammith were disabled or removed, meaning Grammith was no longer capable of causing a Reich.

At this point their plans became increasingly unclear. They launched several attacks on Area 21 and Kobamac before invading the end to try to find Calkria.

During this time the government of the NWO (specifically XPH4N70MR34P3RX) created the Swastika of Life where Swastiel once was.

The exact cause of the Fourth Reich is not known, but during this was lag levels greatly increased and one by one all the players online crashed save for GramCanMineAway, XPH4N70MR34P3RX, and EndoGaming16.

The three observed the lag slowly decline as the MG42 of Longinus and the Hammer and Sickle of Death were built on opposite sides of the Swastika of Life.

The Reich continued into the night, however, until the Swastika of Life was moved out of Kobamac to the Southernmost point in the known world.

#### The Theory of Swastikology.

Due to the fact that the Third and Fourth Reichs were seemingly connected to massive Swastikas (the Third Reich ended with the destruction of Swastiel and the Fourth ended with the Swastika of Life being moved.) Gram founded the Institute of Swastikology, dedicated to the study of Swastikas and their theorized connection to lag.

The Theory of Swastikology eventually led to the Swastipurge, a policy under the reformed Noctross that destroyed almost all Swastikas across Kyrania in order to prevent another Reich.

The Theory of Swastikology is widely discredited by modern Calestinians.

### Fifth Reich

The Fifth Reich took place anywhere between a week to three weeks after the Fourth (sources vary and memories are blurry)

It's cause is a complete mystery, as it only appeared as a sudden lag spike so severe the world was sent back five days.

In the aftermath of this Reich, an entire district of Kobamac was erased, several chunk errors appeared around the map, and the Swastika of Life disappearing, making this Reich possibly the most destructive in terms of progress lost.

### Sixth (Fifth) Reich

The Sixth Reich, also sometimes called the Fifth due to the Fifth Reich's nigridity leading to the save file reversing was the final Reich before Calgram.

This Reich was purposefully triggered by Gram in a Logan style "it's time for the story to end" moment.

The Reich originated as a dogfight between Gram and XPH4N70MR34P3RX over a Swastiship from the Swastiseries Fleet. Gram eventually won, crashing it into the Fortress of Gratitude's roof and triggering the Reich was a Swastikological ritual involving command blocks arranged in the shape of a Swastika.

The actual long term damage from this Reich on the world file was almost nonexistent, as Gram limited the Ritual's power for fear of permanent corruption.

### Seventh (Sixth) Reich

After the Sixth Reich, the people of Kyrania were plunged into a shithole world called Calgram. After the restoration of Kyrania, the world prospered in it's most active age yet, lasting almost two months. This "golden age" lasted from the very end of 2019 to mid-February of 2020.

But, all good things must come to an end.

At the End of Kyrania, the Final War raged across the world. In the climax of the war, the Seventh Reich was activated. This cause of this Reich was a combination of Swastiships, command blocks, high activity, and the world crashing while saving. This Reich caused the world to corrupt and brought it close to complete corruption. For fear of the world's total destruction at the hands of a Reich, the world was ended here.

## Reichs on Calestine

Reichs on Calestine were on average much more severe

### First Reich

The First Reich, known at the time as the Autisming was an event where the game crashed and was sent back a few days. Records of this event are all but non-existent, except for the very end of this event where after reloading the world the '69th dimension' revealed itself to Gram. The exact date of this event is unknown, but it took place soon after the Judena War.

### Second Reich

In Early March of 2021, two mods were added, a gun mod and a vehicle mod. They were installed for a few days, and in this time an entire town, Heinkrad was created. Several other locations on the world were developed in this period.

The Reich started out of nowhere. An autistic operation was undertaken to eliminate all traces of the mods and then remove them from the world to prevent a Reich, but it was executed fast enough and nearly a weeks worth of progress was erased.

This event was cataclysmic and did much permanent damage, as Heinkrad ceased to exist.

### Third Reich

On August 4th, 2021, Zero2471166, a man well known for his retardation crossed the Gramwall, forcing the world file to revert. This had a major effect on the world's history, indirectly causing the Sped War, Nikki's enslavement, the Alaskaberian Civil War, and the early history of the CSA.

The Reich itself led to the erasing of several bridges in Alaskaberia, the erasure of progress across Alaskaberia's capital, the erasure of an entire town in Sinu, the erasure of one of Nikki's bunkers, the erasure of several buildings in Graminica and Cornea and of Matthew's western coastal city.

### Potential Future Reichs

Swastikology, the study of Kyranian Swastikas, Reichs, and lag has recently been revitalized. Some believe Swastikology will lead to the end times.