Not-So-Jolly-Rozzer

"**Not-So-Jolly-Rozzer**" is a Mainline Quest in *Wizard101* and the 53rd Mainline Quest for the Wallaru storyline. It was released on live servers with the rest of the Wallaru expansion on November 27, 2023. The Quest continues from "Thrills and Bills" and leads to "Paranoia Activity."

## Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* **Hostess** (Hostess\_WL-BILLA) — Jill Blackwood
* **Joan Locke** (Joan\_Locke\_WL-BILLA) — Jenny Larson
* **Superior Judge Rozzer** (Superior\_Judge\_Rozzer\_WL-BILLA) — Elizabeth Maxwell
* **Judge Nelson** (Judge\_Nelson\_WL-BILLA) — Alexander Brandon
* **Gold Class Guest** (Gold\_Class\_Guest\_WL-BILLA) — Unknown
* **Judge Lawless** (Judge\_Lawless\_WL-BILLA) — Mindy Rast-Keenan
* **Phantasmanian Devil** (Phantasmanian\_Devil\_WL-BILLA) — Unknown
* **Mr. Cane** (Mr\_Cane\_WL-BILLA) — Alexander Brandon

## Dialogue

Previous: "Thrills and Bills"
(*Talking to the Hostess in Billabong Resort*)

 **Hostess:** If you want to find him, talk to the local Judges. One's coming out of the hotel now. Me? I'm going back to sweeping chimneys in Regent's Square.
 **Joan Locke:** Oh, Judge Rozzer. Jolly good. I know you've had a fraught history with the Judges, Wizard, but she may be our best hope to understand this.
(*Talking to Superior Judge Rozzer in Billabong Resort*)

 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** You are under arrest, Wizard! Get down on your knees, put your hands on your head, dance on one leg and sing the alphabet backwards.
 **Joan Locke:** Perhaps a reprieve, your honor, in light of the current crisis? We are here to help.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Ms. Locke! I heard you ran off to live in the wilderness. Turns out, you were kidnapped by Wizards. No wozzas, I have grenades.
 **Joan Locke:** No, no, no, they rescued me. We came to investigate an infestation of Drop Bears in the Eucalyptus Forest. Seems you have similar problems.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Yeah... we've problems alright. Beasties crawled out of the lagoons and started eating people. Nasty things don't kaboom like they should.
 **Joan Locke:** I see. And I take it my old compatriot, Mr. Cane, is securely hunkered down somewhere? How can we help?
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Hmmm, fine. I've got the boring job: protecting the civvies. You help Judges Nelson and Lawless lock down the back area.
(*Talking to Judge Nelson in Billabong Resort*)

 **Judge Nelson:** You're under arrest! What? You're here to help? Then you're not under arrest.
 **Judge Nelson:** These lagoons have been nothing but trouble. First the water wasn't dreamy enough, then not clear enough. And now...
 **Judge Nelson:** ...They spew out devils and koalas and weird kicky bird things. We need to block these off best we can.
 **Judge Nelson:** You install barricades around these lagoons. I'll watch your back.
(*After installing all the Barricades*)

 **Gold Class Guest:** Help! Help! We need help!
(*After entering the Solid Gold Lounge*)

 **Gold Class Guest:** Help! My Ham on Fly sandwich is too cold! It must be heated at once.
 **Gold Class Guest:** I don't care about monsters. I am your customer. I am always right.
 **Gold Class Guest:** Now, come forth, that I might slap some sense into you.
(*After defeating the Gold Class Guests*)

 **Gold Class Guest:** I hope you've learned your lesson. I was promised elite accommodation and treatment. This is barely bronze class.
 **Gold Class Guest:** I'm going to go demand my money back.
(*Talking to Judge Lawless in Billabong Resort*)

 **Judge Lawless:** You the Wizard that arrested Ned Collie? Eh, brokered a deal, whatever. We're not brokering deals with these ghost monsters.
 **Judge Lawless:** You know what's weird? The Phantases hate water. Kooky, right? They came out of water. But they sure do seem to avoid it afterward.
 **Judge Lawless:** I filled up some buckets from a pump. If you hang those around the cabins, we should be able to repel the beasties from the other guests.
 **Judge Lawless:** Then you need to check on the Admin Offices. Mr. Cane is in there and we haven't heard from him in a while.
(*After placing the Water Buckets*)

 **Phantasmanian Devil:** Rawr! Hate water!
(*Entering the Admin Offices*)

 **Mr Cane:** You wretched, underformed, phantasmagorical curs! Leave my office post haste or I will unleash my wrath upon thee!
 **Phantasmanian Devil:** \*Rawr!\*
 **Mr Cane:** Lowly creature. I would not sully my hands to thwart thee. This most recent of guests seems poised to do it for me.
(*After defeating the Phantasmanian Devils*)

 **Mr Cane:** Felicitous timing, my most competent of compatriots. I shall reward your derring-do with one coupon for a discounted room. During the off-season.
 **Mr Cane:** No, no, do not weep with the joy of this boon. 'Tis but a triviality. Now I must be off to lend my incalculable intellect to the resolving of this crisis.
(*Talking to Superior Judge Rozzer again after exiting the Admin Offices*)

 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** I love the smell of victory in the morning. Smells like... explosions.
 **Mr Cane:** Victory? My good, gracious Judiciary, my resort is still practically overflowing with crazed cryptids.
 **Joan Locke:** Perhaps it serves you right, old bean. Especially if this is your latest ploy against the Eucalyptus Forest.
 **Mr Cane:** Oh, Ms. Locke, you're still alive. Lovely. And none of those 'ploys,' as you so curtly call them, have been proven. Mere accusations, naught more.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** 'Sides, if we're sending monsters to the Eucalyptus Forest, why are we stuck fighting 'em here, huh? I think we got us a common foe.
Next: "Paranoia Activity"