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Dedicated to the Children

Jason struggles to keep up with his castmates during an unnecessarily complex game of Big Booty. A class of 3rd graders introduce themselves to their teacher by sharing interesting facts about their trip to the zoo. Celebrities record a special song to raise money for some charity. A man tries to price match a stolen TV from another store. A moving company makes some strangely specific promises in their new commercial. An injured woman captivates bus passengers as she uses her phone's talk to text feature to communicate with an unknown person.

## Jason Fails at Big Booty

Jason struggles to keep up with his castmates during an unnecessarily complex game of Big Booty.

## We Robbed a Zoo

A class of 3rd graders introduce themselves to their teacher while confessing they robbed a zoo.

## A Song to Save the Kids (We Are the World Parody)

Tom Cruise has assembled a crew of wealthy celebrities (from Ariana Grande to Cher) to bring you a song building awareness for children. "Let me... help us... help you... save some children!" - Tom Cruise

An ensemble of celebrities gathers to sing about saving the children of the world.

## Price Match

Jason tries to buy a TV he stole from Buy Best through the price check system of a different store.

## Weird Moving Company Guarantees

The Duggins Movers promotes their spider-free vans and their vow never to repeat May 2019.

## Talk to Text on a Public Bus

A broken-armed woman captivates the bus passengers with voice texts about her long-lost father.
Kyle

Kyle is a hyperactive child. In the first sketch Kyle was in, he was with his father looking for Aladdin's Lamp. It goes wrong when Kyle rubs the lamp, making him the Genie's master. First, he wishes for a pizza, then he wishes for an Xbox, and with his last wish, he wished for Reese's Pieces for all the world. His catchphrase is, “Now I have two \_\_\_\_\_s.”

## Kyle's Three Wishes

You've got three wishes...don't mess this up.

## Kyle's Hyper Halloween

Halloween, candy and Kyle make for a very interesting evening for his parents.

## Kyle gets Married

Hyperactive Kyle takes his life to the next level and "settles down" and gets married. ...or does he? Join the reception and watch a wedding celebration to remember!
Lexi Walker

Lexi Mae Walker, born on March 31, 2002 (21 years old), has been called 'America's Sweetheart' and a 'Vocal Sensation'. Whatever you call her, she is sure to capture your heart with her delightful personality and magical voice.

As the newest SONY recording artist, her explosive young career has included performances with Kristin Chenoweth, The Piano Guys, Lindsey Stirling, and David Archuleta. She has opened shows for international tenor sensation Alfie Boe, country mega star Clint Black, and Tony-award winning vocalist Idina Menzel. She’s had viral videos of her rendition of the national anthem and cover of the hit song, Let It Go. Her extraordinary talent has been shared at the Beijing International Film Festival, Carnegie Hall, the Kennedy Center, and Radio City Music Hall.

Based in Cottonwood Heights, Utah, Lexi has toured Japan, China and the East Coast and looks forward to bringing her music to new audiences both close to home and around the world. Lexi Walker was also in the Studio C Sketch "Celine Dion Upstaged by Daughter".
Laundry

This sketch does not have a sketch summary.

## Transcript

Jason: Oh man, must have had a red sock in here.
Matt: Heh. Oh no! Must have had a cat in there! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the sixth sketch of Season 2.
* This sketch is the first PSA Sketch.
	+ The working title of this sketch was "Laundry PSA".
* This sketch was filmed at *Whitewash Laundromat*, in Sandy, Utah.
* This sketch features the fewest number of appearances since Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grandma's House.
* This is the shortest sketch of Studio C until Tweeting Rainbow 2 in Season 4 Episode 6.
* This is the second sketch of Season 2 Episode 1 to include animals, after Welcome Back Song included a beetle.
* This is the twentieth sketch in a row in which Matt Meese appears.
April Rock

* General
* Physical
* Social

April Rock joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show. She was one of the cast members of Studio C until season 14.

**Favorite food:** Chicken wings

She grew up in Woodbridge, Connecticut, and started loving the performing arts (acting and dancing), influenced by the big industry of New York. She played the piano, French horn, guitar, and bass guitar. During high school, she appeared in high school productions. After visiting the Kids Choice Awards, she moved to California, where she could improve on her theater work, as well as the possibility to create her own web series **2's Company & Stuff**. She has also appeared in several student films as projects for film festivals. She graduated from Pepperdine University.

If she's not working on sketches, she watches Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, she listens to Pharrell, she films her web series or she is roller skating.
Gluten-Free Manna From Heaven

The children of Israel escaped Egypt and are safe! Yay! And now they're getting manna from heaven! BUUUT is it gluten free???

## Transcript

Natalie: We're starving, Aaron! How much longer must we suffer in the wilderness without food?
James: Be patient, Elisheba. My brother promised us the heavens would provide.

Natalie: We are truly a blessed people. I will never again question the power of-
Jason: Hey, Aaron?
James: Yea, Rufus?
Jason: Is this gluten-free manna?
James: Cometh again?
Jason: Well, I mean, I don't want to be that Israelite, but gluten hurts my tum-tum.
James: I'm sorry, I knoweth not.
Jason: Well, could you asketh Moses, though?
James: Does though really think that is the best use of his time?
Jason: Well, I mean, liketh in Egypt, I could say "Hey, does this rotten maggoty bread heaveth gluten?", and they would be like "No, we're not monsters! Now get back to work!". I don't know, it was nice having that peace of mind.
James: That was nice? When thou wert in forced servitude? Rufus, what...

Jason: Israelite one, Israelite two, reverse the Nile.
James: Is that all, Rufus?
Jason: I mean, he freed us from the Egyptians, now free us from the E-glutens...
James: Thou art trying my patience, Rufus.
Jason: I mean, did he even do an environmental impact study before he parted the Red Sea?
James: The Egyptian army madeth that a little difficult!
Jason: Oh, maybe he could get us some free-range chicken, or a nice non-GMO salad, because I'm trying to watcheth my carbs now that I'm not working out as much.
James: You mean now that thou art not in bondage?
Jason: I remember there was this one fitness class in Egypt where I just stomped mud and straw into bricks for hours every day for ten years! Ha ha. Made my calves golden, if you know what I meaneth.
James: That's not funny.
Jason: The instructor was a real taskmaster!
James: He was literally a taskmaster! What doth it take for you people to be humbled?

Jason: Ow! That fiery serpent biteth me! Oh!
James: Rufus, this is a blessing! Listen, all you have to do to be healed is look upon-
Jason: Ah! No, no. I am officially boycotting all non-recycled wood-based products, so I don't want to... no.

Natalie: Only 39 years to go, honey.
Jason: Honey! That's what's in the manna! Are the bees local, though?
James: Depart!
Jason: What?
James: Get out, just get out of my tent!

Jason: Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're going to do some hot yoga on Sinai. Do you guys want to...
James: Rufus, no.
Natalie: No.
Jason: Okay, it's going to be fun!
Lucky Blue Smith

*You may have been looking for another page about a certain **Smith**. If you were, you might be able to find the right page here.*

Lucky Blue Smith, born on June 4, 1998 (25 years old), is an American model. He is one of the youngest models in the United States, after being scouted at the age of 10 and signed at the age of 12. His hair is naturally ash blonde, but he dyed it platinum blond after his agent advised him to, and since then his modeling career has sky-rocketed, which caused him to appear in advertising campaigns for various famous fashion companies, including Tom Ford, Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger, and L'Oréal. He has also appeared in editorials of the American, French, Spanish, and Ukrainian Vogue, the British Elle, V, and Numéro. He also appeared on the covers of the French and Spanish Vogue, V, and Harper's Bazaar. In 2015, Teen Vogue named him the "Model of the Moment", and he was named to Models.com's "Top 50 Male Models" in the same year. He also played in the movie "Love Everlasting" with Garet Allen.

He has appeared in The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and in the sketch "Epic Photoshoot with Top Model Lucky Blue", where he appeared together with his brother Canyon.

## Epic Photoshoot with Top Model Lucky Blue

Lucky Blue thinks this photoshoot is going to be normal, but he is in for an eye-opening surprise. As the top male model, he may need a breather before taking his next modelling gig!
Bad Timing: The Musical

Musicals can blossom at any moment.

A simple proposal in front of Matt's family, isn't the best time for a musical number. Will Matt still wished he had asked Whitney by the end? Watch and find out.

## Transcript

Matt: Okay, excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention, please, for just a moment? Whitney, can I get you to come over here?
Whitney: Matt, what are you doing?
Matt: I'm sorry, I know you don't like to be the center of attention and I know you're not one for big speeches, so I'll just say it. Will you marry me?
Jason: Congratulations, son.
Matt: Well, hang on, hang on, she hasn't said yes yet.
Whitney: Matthew...

*I'm feeling something, something inside me*
*Like a fire, or something warm*

Matt: What are you doing?

*In my heart I can see*
*You and me*
*Golly gee*

*You know your birthday*
*You know Fridays and Halloween*
*And Christmas' Eve*
*And all the days between*

Matt: Where are you going with this?

*None of them compare to this day*

Matt: What?!

*I've already got our children's names*
*We'll have Johnny and Betsy and Bill and James*
*Oh, can you feel it, Matthew*
*Oh, can you feel it, Matthew*

Mallory: Oh, could you… I'm so sorry. Whitney? Whitney?
Matt: Oh, Whitney, can you...get off the table? My mom spent a lot of time… The table is a family heirloom.

*Mrs. Meese, you think your son could do better*

Mallory: It's true!

*Mr. Meese, your breath is worse than that sweater*

Mallory: It's true!

*But we'll pretend to get along*

Mallory: Okay, thank you, okay.
Matt: Mom, I'm so sorry.
Mallory: Matthew!

*Come to the wedding, it'll be a blast*
*Yeah, there's toasters or blenders or a wad of cash*

Natalie: Oh. No. Oh, please!
Whitney: Come on, granny!
Natalie: I don't dance anymore!

*Ooh, it's shiny*
*I'm your wifey*
*Your turtledove*
*Matthew, oh Matthew, my love*

*Adam, you're upset 'cause we dated each other*
*And then I fell in love with your little brother*
*But call me sis and please move on*

Whitney: Come on, everyone! On your feet, Matthew!

*You know weekdays, you know Kwanzaa*
*And Hanukkah and Mardi Gras*
*And all the days between*

Jason: How long is this song?

*None of them come close*
*No, none of them, I say*
*To this one special day*

Matt: I think that's a yes, everyone.
Adam: I'm still in love with you, I…

## Trivia

* This is the last sketch of Season 1 Episode 9.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the second sketch of Season 1 Episode 9 to include extras, after Bane's Birthday Party.
* This is the first featured song since Third Wheel Song.
* This is the second sketch in a row to be written by Whitney (Call) Meek and to be directed by Julian Riley.
* This is the first featured song recorded on stage since State of Mind.
* Stacey Harkey and Stephen Meek are credited in the description of the video, but they don't appear in the sketch.
* This is the second Dance Sketch, after TMNT Dance, which was also written by Whitney (Call) Meek.
* A couple of days before this sketch was uploaded, Stephen Meek really proposed to Whitney (Call) Meek.
Let It Snow

Oh the weather outside is FRIGHTFUL! Watch this stranded man trying to brave the elements and get nice and cozy in his nearby cabin! Will he survive?!?

## Transcript

The transcript mainly consists of Matt screaming and groaning. There are some sentences said:

Adam: "Scrooge asked himself because he didn't know whether a ghost so transparent..." Wrong page.

Matt: Please, please, please, please! Open the door! Open the door! Open the door! He's getting closer! Please! Please!
Lauren Meese

Lauren Meese was a member of Divine Comedy from the fall of 2012 to April 2013. She is best known for her similarities in acting style and being a sister to Matt Meese.

Lauren's "About Me" on the website of Divine Comedy read: "I'm a pocket-sized ginger, born to leprechauns, raised by humans. I have a special love for volleyball, and enjoy just about everything active. However, what I love most of all is just talking with people and learning what makes them so fantastic. Apple hostess fruit pies and bags of goldfish are the fastest way to my heart."

She appeared as an extra in Bane's Birthday Party, one of Studio C's oldest sketches from 2012.
Just Like You Left It

When Mallory comes home from college and revisits her childhood room, things may not look exactly as she recalled them. Find out the HUGE difference now!

## Transcript

Mallory: Mom! Dad!
Whitney: Oh, sweetie! I love those! So good to see you!
Mallory: Hi, dad!
Matt: Oh, hey.
Whitney: Sweetheart, could you take this?
Mallory: Okay. And also this bag. Thanks, dad!
Whitney: So, I want to hear all about the spring break!

Mallory: Ah, my old room.
Whitney: It's just like you left it.

Mallory: Ah! Uh, what is that?
Matt: It's just like you left it.
Mallory: No, there's a squatter in my room.
Whitney: Just like you left her.
Mallory: Mom, that is a human person that was definitely not part of my childhood!
Whitney: Are you sure about that?
Mallory: Yes, I am sure! I...

*Mallory: And then he tripped into a bush!
Natalie: No!*
Mallory: No, she wasn't there!
Matt: Think harder.

*Mallory: ...he tripped into a bush!*
Mallory: What? Look, guys, no! That... it's fine if you rented out my room while I was gone. You don't have to pretend.
Whitney: Honey, we know this room is very important to you.
Mallory: Yeah, but I used to play here by myself.

*Mallory: Okay, so I just try... You put your spoon in. Hmm! That's really good!*
Mallory: How?
Matt: Honey, please, she's been with you your entire life.
Mallory: But... I don't...

*Mallory: You look so pretty!
Tori: Your face smells good!*
*Mallory: I am a girl and I like friends! Squeak squeak yummy!*
*Tori: ...Prom!*
Mallory: How could I not have known? I don't understand.
Whitney: Sweetheart, you've always blocked things out.
Mallory: No, I...
Matt: No, you kind of have.

Mallory: What?
Matt: Just like you left it.

Matt: Somebody smells good.
Amateur Jumpshots

KAREEM! Throwing trash away can be a great time to practice your jumpshot, right? Who loves basketball??! Baller life. Ball is life. We be ballin'.

## Transcript

Stephen: Kareem.
Matt: Bro.
Stephen: What?
Matt: There's not a trash can over there.
Stephen: Oh, is there not?
Matt: No.
Stephen: My bad.

Stephen: Kareem!
Matt: Dude?
Stephen: What? I thought you moved a trash can over for me.
Matt: Why would I... there are zero trash cans over here.
Stephen: Okay, sorry.

Stephen: Kareem!
Matt: Dude!
Stephen: What?!
Matt: Why are you now throwing open bags of chips?
Stephen: What do you want from me?
Matt: There's a trash can right next to you!
Stephen: Oh, how did I not see this?

Stephen: Kareem!
Matt: Dude! Quit trashing our room!
Stephen: Why?
Mallory: Ryan, did you still want to borrow these scissors- Kareem!
Matt: Mom!
Mallory: What?
Matt: Are you trying to kill me?!
Mallory: No, I just heard Andrew saying it, and I thought it was the hip new thing.

James: Cream!
Matt: What is happening?!
James: Oh. I thought you asked for cream.
Matt: So you poured some into a ceramic bowl and threw it across the room?
James: Son, is there something wrong? Cream.
Matt: Yes! My family keeps throwing things and none of us are athletic!

Stacey: Hey! Don't worry about it, kid. Kareem.
Stephen: Man, Kareem can't even Kareem.
Matt: Get out of here, real life Kareem!
Stacey: Sorry.
Matt: And all of you, go!
James: What?
Mallory: What?
James: Alright.
Stephen: Whatever.
Mallory: Fine.

Stephen & James & Mallory: Kareem!
Matt: No!
I'm Adopted?

What?! Sometimes when parents need to have a tough conversation with their child, it doesn't matter how hard they prepare what they're going to say.

## Transcript

Matt: Son, could you come in here for a moment?
Stacey: Yeah, what's up?
Matt: Have a seat.

Matt: Stacey, your mother and I know that you've been wondering why you look different from the rest of the family.
Stacey: Dad, mom, I'm eighteen years old, I put it together a long time ago.
Mallory: Stacey. You're not adopted.
Stacey: I... Wait, what? I don't know if you guys are trying to spare my feelings or whatever, but have you seen our family pictures? I mean, stop trying to protect me.
Matt: We're not. We're telling you, you're not adopted. You were, however, switched at birth.
Mallory: Yes.

Stacey: What?!
Mallory: When you were born, there was a bit of a mixup at the hospital.
Stacey: Did the doctors just give you the wrong baby?
Mallory: Not exactly. I was... I was walking out of the hospital, and I bumped into this beautiful woman, and we both dropped our babies? We had a good laugh over that. And um... when we picked you two back up, we must have switched you. Oopsies.
Stacey: How did no one notice anything different?
Matt: We only had daughters until you came along. We were a little confused, but we figured, well, he's a boy, he's not going to be just like his sisters. Some things are going to be different.
Stacey: Not my skin color!

Mallory: I know this comes as a shock, but if it makes you feel any better, your biological mother reached out to us as soon as she realized there's been a mix-up.
Stacey: When... when did she realize...
Mallory: This morning.
Stacey: What?! How did no one put this together? I put it together when I was four!
Matt: Are you saying we're stupid?
Stacey: Yes!
Matt: You make some fair points.
Stacey: Okay, okay, I did not expect the conversation to go this way, but even though you're not my biological parents, which should be obvious, you're still my mom and dad.
Mallory: Oh, Stacey-wacey, we love you. My boy!

Matt: Oh, that must be your biological parents.
Stacey: What?
Mallory: We invited them over for dinner.
**Chinese parents**: Son!
How to Make Studio C

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The cast and crew of Studio C will walk you through a step by step process in making your own sketch comedy TV show.

## Trivia

### Trivia

* This is the seventh special of Studio C, and the second special in a row.
	+ However, this special is different than other specials, because it doesn't have any sketches in it.
		- The production of the sketch **Elevator Fail** of Season 4 Episode 1 is shown in this video.
* All Cast members appear, and a lot of Crew members appear as well.
* This video is an entire episode long, making it one of the longest videos Studio C has uploaded on their channel, with only compilations and recorded livestreams being longer.
* The people who are primarily featured in this episode are the cast, Jared Shores and Craig Camp, as well as some other members of the crew.
* Divine Comedy is also mentioned as part of the origin story.
Connect-A-Sketch: Dungeons and Dragons: First Date & The Janitor: Gym Jocks

These following sketches have a certain connection or reference in them and the challenge is to find it. Some will be easy, some will be hard. See if you can find them!

Level Difficulty: HARD

## Dungeons and Dragons 3: First Date

One of these dungeon masters FINALLY earns the luck of a date with a girl! Join their quest and watch how they valiantly prepare.

## The Janitor: Gym Jocks

Don't worry ladies, the janitor of the gym has got your back and will protect you from the ever-present gym jocks. #bro.
Aww Yeah: Fun House Mirrors

Just when you thought Aww Yeah would drive out of your life forever, DON'T WORRY! She's BAAAAAAACK! And ready to play a pseudo cupid for young lovers everywhere!

## Transcript

Matt: I don't know if we should-
Natalie: Oh, just come on!

Matt: Courtney, come on, let's go back with the rest of the group.
Natalie: Ah, come on, Jake, it's just a bunch of mirrors. What are you, scared?
Matt: Psh, I'm not scared, you're... you're the one... you're scared.
Natalie: You know you're pretty cute when you're lying.
Matt: Oh, yeah?
Natalie: Yeah.

Mallory: Aww yeah...
Matt: What was that?
Natalie: I have no clue.
Matt: Ah, I really hated that.
Natalie: It's okay, Jake, I'll protect you.

Mallory: Aww yeah!
Matt: Ah!
Natalie: Ah! Is it a clown?!
Mallory: Aww yeah! Aww yeah, yeah, yeah!Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah... Aww Yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah!
Natalie: What the what?!
Mallory: Aww, aww! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah!
Natalie: She's everywhere!
Mallory: Aww yeah!
Matt: Ah!
Natalie: Ah!
Mallory: Aww yeah. Aww yeah.
Matt: But where is she actually?!
Mallory: Aww yeah... Aww yeah. Aww yeah. Aww yeah!
Natalie: Oh, man, we shouldn't even be in here! I'm sorry I made you come in here in the first place.
Matt: Hey, I'm not sorry.

Mallory: Aww yeah!
Natalie: Step off, lady!

Matt: Oh, man.
Natalie: I did not mean for that to be so violent.
Mallory: Oh...
Natalie: Oh my goodness, I am so, so sorry!
Mallory: Aww yeah, aww yeah, aww yeah.
Matt: We... we didn't mean to...
Mallory: Aww yeah.
Natalie: Why are you... what do you need?
Mallory: Aww yeah. Aww yeah.
Natalie: No.
Mallory: Aww... yeah...
Matt: Oh my goodness, did she just die?
Natalie: I don't know.
Matt: We should start CPR.
Mallory: Aww yeah. Aww yeah.
Natalie: Ugh, you aren't dead, are you?
Mallory: Aww yeah.
Matt: Okay, you're done.
Mallory: Aww yeah? Aww yeah.

Natalie: Do you want us to- we're not going to kiss.
Mallory: Aww yeah! Aww yeah? Aww yeah. Aww- Aww yeah! Aww!
Matt: Okay, let's get out of here.
Natalie: Yeah, let's go.
Mallory: Aww... yeah...
Doug Olsen

Douglas K. Olsen is a RF Coordination/Microphone Engineer for Studio C, and he has been since Season 3.

Doug Olsen has been involved with audio production since his childhood. When he was a young teenager, he joined a singing and dancing troupe, and he found his passion when he was setting up audio equipment for the shows he was performing in.

After that, he was actively looking for opportunities to train and work with audio technology, but as a high school student, his options were limited. At this young age, he completed work as student mentor at his high school, audio engineer at several shows and audio support for concerts, school, corporate functions and other events.

He went to Brigham Young University to develop his skills through professional employment and higher education, and he completed a bachelor's degree, with an emphasis in Sound Design, and he graduated Cum Laude in 2013. During his education, he was given advanced opportunities to design for main-stage production, which lead him to win several awards; the *O. Lee Walker Award* (for excellence in technical theatre design and production) and the *President's Club Award* (for excellence in business management) are some examples of awards he has won.

During his Senior year, he was asked to engineer the sound program of BYU's rendition of *The Phantom of the Opera*, and he received a grant to go to New York and study the sound program of the Broadway production. He also had the opportunity to work with *Utah Regional Ballet*, and BYU Broadcasting.

After his graduation, he has been working as freelance designer, engineer and production manager. He has worked at live concerts and events, studio recordings and broadcasting, and he is a teacher of audio classes at BYU.
Cut the Wire

Colorblindness: It's more serious than you think.

## Transcript

Matt: Okay, I got the panel off.
**Operator:** Perfect. Now, we don't have much time, so pay attention. First, cut the red wire.
Matt: Done.
**Operator:** Now yellow.
Matt: Okay.
**Operator:** And then the green.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the second sketch of Season 2 Episode 6.
* This is the fifth instalment of the PSA Sketches.
* The working title of this sketch was **Color Blind PSA**.
* This is the shortest sketch since Laundry.
* This sketch features the fewest cast members since Just Jeremy: T-Rex Art only featured Jeremy Warner.
* This is the tenth sketch in a row to feature Matt Meese.
	+ This sketch also references that he is color-blind.
Edgar Allan Crow

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Edgar Allan Poe has prepared to host a chilling episode of Studio C, but things go awry when he and his pet crow Butterbean touch a cursed amulet at the same time, switching bodies. Stuck in the body of his crow, the famed author stands helpless while his tales of terror elicit laughter as three teenage ghosts from the 80's appear in the mirror of a women's bathroom. A prosecutor examines Frank N. Stein, who describes what he saw on the night of the monster mash. A millenial receives a chilling phone call from her boomer father, relentlessly seeking to log into his Hulu account. And finally, after losing their website domain name, the famed Ghostbusters have no choice but to turn their attention to eradicating menacing goose problems.

## Edgar Allan Crow

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Ghosts stuck in the 80's

A girl getting bullied meets three 80s teen ghosts, who try to help her gain more self-confidence.

## Monster Mash Goes to Court

Prosecution examines Frank N. Stein, who describes what he saw on the night of the monster mash.

## Nothing's Scarier Than a Boomer

Casey receives a horrifying phone call from her dad, who can't figure out how to log into his Hulu.

## Goosebusters

After losing their website domain name, the Ghostbusters decide to rebrand as the Goosebusters.
Count of Monte Cristo

The Count of Monte Cristo is a 2002 adventure drama film produced by Roger Birnbaum, Gary Barber, and Jonathan Glickman that was directed by Kevin Reynolds. The film is an adaptation of the book of the same name by Alexandre Dumas, père and stars Jim Caviezel, Guy Pearce, and Richard Harris. It follows the general plot of the novel (the main storyline of imprisonment and revenge is preserved); but many aspects, including the relationships between major characters and the ending, have been changed, simplified, or removed; and action scenes have been added. The film met with modest box office success. Studio C did two parodies on the film.

## Edmond and Fernand: BFFs

The Count of Monte Cristo goes behind the scenes to show you what their true friendship REALLY looks like! Watch the missing footage of your favorite classic novel now!

## Count of Monte Cristo: Prison Break

What was the most exciting scene of "The Count of Monte Cristo"? OBVIOUSLY, it was the prison break! And we have an extended cut for you to enjoy! HOW did they do it? WILL they make it out alive? HOW many of your friends are you sharing this with??!?
Jason Bourne Resurfaces in 2016

Pamela Landy is absorbed in her new projects when, out of the blue, Jason Bourne returns for more epic adventures!

## Transcript

Natalie: Pamela Landy.
Stephen: I hear you're still looking for me.
Natalie: Bourne?
Stephen: What do you want?
Natalie: I... I wanted to thank you for the tape. It's all over now, it's all tied up. Why don't you... come in, we can talk about it. Bourne?
Stephen: Get some rest, Pam. You look tired.

Natalie: Pam Landy.
Stephen: This is Bourne.
Natalie: I wasn't expecting to hear from again you so soon.
Stephen: I got some important information.
Natalie: About Operation Blackbriar? I told you it's over.
Stephen: No. Something else.
Natalie: What is it?
Stephen: You should get some rest, Pam. You look tired.

Natalie: Yeah.
Stephen: Hey. It's me.
Natalie: Bourne? I was sleeping.
Stephen: Oh. Well, you should get some rest. You look tired.
Natalie: I'm trying!

James: Are you doing alright?
Natalie: Yeah, it's just... Jason Bourne. He won't stop calling me and tell me that I should-
James: That you should get some rest?
Natalie: Yeah. How did you know?
Stephen: You should get some rest. You look tired.
Natalie: Bourne? No! Leave me be!

Natalie: What?!
Stephen: Me again.
Natalie: I know, you keep using the same phone. And no, I don't need more rest. I bought a memory foam pillow, I'm drinking plenty of water, I'm fine.
Stephen: Oh. Where are you right now?
Natalie: In my office.
Stephen: I doubt that.
Natalie: Why?
Stephen: Because if you were in your office, we'd be having this conversation face to face.
Natalie: Ugh, I can see you.
Stephen: Get some rest, Pam.
Natalie: Literally right in front of my desk.
Stephen: You look tired.
Natalie: Can someone shoot that box, please? Dang it! He got away again!

Stephen: Do you validate?
Natalie: Yes, talk to the receptionist.
Alyson Hancey

Alyson Hancey is a Salt Lake City, Utah, based costume designer and stylist. She has been in the film and TV business for over 15 years. She has a major in Fashion Design from Brigham Young University and is passionate about everything related to design. She loves being a costume designer and creating and enhancing characters through design. She feels that the best costume designs are the ones that enhance a character and naturally feel a part of who that character is.

She has been the Costume Designer for Studio C since Season 1. She has also worked in *High School Musical 3* and *Touched by an Angel*.
Bashful E-mail

Crafting the perfect love note takes a lot of revision.

We all know how important it is to get the wording just right when confessing you love someone. Watch as Mallory tries to compose an email that is just, perfect.

## Transcript

This video does not have a clear transcript. The only thing that can be heard is some mumbling throughout the entire sketch.

## Trivia

* This is the only sketch of Season 1 Episode 1 not to be uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
	+ This sketch was uploaded more than 3 months after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* No one appears in this sketch.
	+ This makes it the only sketch of Season 1 Episode 1 where Matt Meese doesn't appear.
* This is the second sketch of the episode with a limited transcript, after TMNT Dance.
* This is the second (or third) sketch in a row to be written by Mallory Everton, after The Doorstep Part 1 and The Doorstep Part 2.
* The e-mail Mallory Everton is 'writing' is directed to Stephen Meek.
* Mallory's e-mail address is "shaqkitty@gmail.com", while Stephen's e-mail address is "drysteve@mail.com".
	+ The name Shaqkitty is also used in the last sketch of Dinner Party.
	+ The only other contact that appears on screen is from someone named "Janman007", although it is unknown who it refers to.
* This is the first of two sketches not to be mentioned in the episode description.
	+ The second sketch is Reference Check.
* In contrast to the other sketches of Season 1 Episode 1, the times on the end slate have been fixed to match the new air times.
* This is the first sketch without director.
Love at First Sight

Stacey and Mallory were not prepared for love, and yet, love was ready to smack them in the face. Sometimes, you just gotta be ready for love in all the wrong (and right) places!

## Transcript

Mallory: Mom, seriously, you don't have to worry about it. Someday I'm going to meet Mr. Right, and it will work out, but until then... It's him.
Stacey: It's her.
Mallory: Mr. Right.

Stacey: I just saw the woman of my dreams and I straight up panicked, man. I didn't know what to do! I started curtseying like a duchess of the high court!
Mallory: Mom! I met Mr. Right, but I blew it! I didn't know how to greet him! Do I shake his hand, do I hug him? Dang it, it's him!
Stacey: It's her.

Mallory: Yeah, mom, apparently I do need therapy, because I'm losing it, and...
Stacey: I can never show my face here again, man! I straight up danced like no one was watching, even though everyone was watching! I don't even...

Stacey: Hi...
Mallory: I'm so sorry...

Matt: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. You're animals! All of you!
Just Jeremy: How To Mustache

This sketch does not have a sketch summary.

## Transcript

Jeremy: And now, somebody who has been to all nine planets and also, gotten a hole-in-one on seven golf courses.

Jeremy: Today, I would like to show you how to grow a mustache in three easy steps. Step one: wake up. Step two: get out of bed and go to the bathroom. Step three: don't shave. That was pretty quick, let's see it again. Step one: wake up. Step two: get out of bed and go into the bathroom. Step three: don't shave. Now, I know what you're thinking. What happens if I wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Well, let me show you. "Oh no, this is the wrong side of the bed. Not only am I not shaving, I'm not doing anything today."

## Trivia

* This is the seventh sketch of Season 2 Episode 3.
* This sketch was uploaded on the day the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This sketch is part of Just Jeremy.
* This is the third sketch to only feature one Cast member, after Bashful E-mail and Just Jeremy: Sci-Fi Movies.
* This is the second sketch of Studio C to include none of the Main Cast members, after Just Jeremy: Sci-Fi Movies.
* Out of Season 2 Episode 3, only Rock, Paper, Scissors is shorter.
* This is the second known sketch to be written by Jeremy Warner.
A Few Friendly Wagers

How well do you know your friends? Well enough to know what they are going to do? Well enough to make MONEY by predicting what will happen?

## Transcript

Stacey: Yeah, let's get this movie started!
Whitney: Alright guys, as the person whose turn it is to pick the movie, may I present Jaws?
Stephen: Aw, pay up. Give me a dollar! I told you she's pick Jaws.
Jeremy: But she picked Jaws last month?!
Whitney: Yeah, and you all fell asleep.
Aaron: I mean, Stacey's already asleep.

Matt: Yes! Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, cha-ching!
James: What are you, some sort of train cash register?
Matt: You can just call me Thomas the Bank Engine! Hello. You liked it!
Dalton: Wait, do you guys all make bets on each other?
Adam: Oh yeah, it's super fun. I bought this fedora from the time Mallory lost a scoop of ice cream in her hair.
Mallory: It was winter!
Adam: How did it get there?
Mallory: I... uh... your fedora is ugly.
Tori: Give it, give it, give it. I knew Mal hated that hat.
Dalton: What, you guys knew about this too?

Natalie: I knew Dalton didn't know about the bets!
Dalton: If you knew I didn't know, then why didn't you just tell me?
Natalie: I wanted a dollar!

Stephen: Man, Natalie was mean to Dalton. Here you go, Stacey. Oh. Nobody tell him!
Matt: Stephen didn't pay Stacey! Gimme, gimme.
James: I have an IOU.
Natalie: Oh, boo, that's cheating!
James: I... Oh, Natalie booed someone!
Adam: Oh, man!
James: Yes! Alright, I'm back in the game... and I'm poor again.
Dalton: Why don't you guys just use Venmo?

Dalton: Alright... alright, okay, I get it! Do you guys not want me to play or something? Are none of you saying anything because you all made bets on what would happen next? Ah!
Stacey: Ah!

Jeremy: Heyo!
Dalton: How did you know that would happen?
Jason: Whitney always picks Jaws, Stacey always falls asleep, you didn't know we played bets, Natalie doesn't like you. It all adds up.
Dalton: I guess that makes... hey wait, Natalie doesn't like me?
Jason: And it all, if my calculations are correct, a mannequin dressed as a rodeo clown should fall through the ceiling in three, two, one. Pay up, suckers!

Tori: Wait, wait, wait. That's not a rodeo clown. That's a birthday clown.

Jason: You guys are the worst!
Dalton: See? This is why you shouldn't play! I bet he's crying in his room!
Stephen: I'll take those odds.
Kaskade

Ryan Gary Raddon, born on February 25, 1972 (51 years old), better known by his stage name Kaskade, is an American DJ, record producer, and remixer. On October 20, 2011, DJ Mag announced the results of their magazine, with Ultra Music, placed at No. 30. DJ Times voted him "America's Best DJ 2011" and "America's Best DJ 2013".

Along with producers Deadmau5 and Wolfgang Gartner, he became popular during the revival of American progressive house in late 2008–early 2009. He was also in the Studio C sketch "Kaskade's "Disarm You" Trolls Couple".

## Kaskade's "Disarm You" Trolls Couple

The EDM music of 's new album, Automatic, is powerful enough to influence you to do anything.
Find the Buried Treasure

Oh no, there's buried treasure out there, but the only person who knows where it's buried is about to die! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!? Find out now!

## Transcript

Dalton: Stay with me!
Stephen: Now we're never going to find the treasure!
Dalton: Come on, he's dying!
Aaron: You guys, you've got to go on without me. I know where the treasure is buried. I can tell you.
Stephen: Where is it buried?
Aaron: It's buried next to the... Ugh.

Aaron: Next to the...
Dalton: Right next to what?
Aaron: Ah! Ah! A scorpion stung me! The poison!
Stephen: You're already dying!
Aaron: Oh yeah. Ugh.

Dalton: Tell us about the treasure.
Aaron: There's a map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
Stephen: No, not National Treasure!
Aaron: Oh. Ugh.

Dalton: Tell us your secret.
Aaron: Snape kills Dumbledore.
Dalton: Serious?
Aaron: No, Bellatrix kills Sirius, Snape kills Dumbledore.
Dalton: No, no, but they're cousins!
Stephen: Everyone knows that! Tell us about the secret!
Aaron: Oh, you mean "The Secret". It's a best-selling 2006 self-help book by Rhonda Byrne. Based on the earlier... ugh...film of the same name.
Stephen: Stop it! Tell us about the secret of the treasure!
Aaron: Oh, the treasure! It's buried.
Stephen: We know. It's buried by the old...
Aaron: Oh, you know where it's buried?
Stephen: No, just that it's buried.
Aaron: Oh! Ugh.

Aaron: The treasure is buried next to the old remains of the blacksmith whom...
Dalton: Don't you mean "who"?
Aaron: Oh, yeah, because "whom" is the subject of a verb, whereas "who"... Ugh.

Stephen: Tell us where it's buried!
Aaron: Me?
Stephen: Yes!
Aaron: Oh. Ugh.

Stephen: Tell...
Aaron: Ugh. The treasure is buried next to the old remains of... No guys, that was just a cough.
Stephen: Oh
Dalton: Oh.
Aaron: Ugh.

Aaron: The treasure is buried... Ugh. ...next to the... Ugh. ...the old remains of the... Ugh. With great power comes great responsibility. Ugh. Fly, you fools. Ugh. Rosebud. Ugh. No way...
Stephen: Tell us where the treasure is buried!
Aaron: Ugh.
Mall Presidents at the Mall

Nurses sing to a lactose-intolerant patient. Mall Lincoln teaches the true meaning of President’s Day. Naomi Winders' future selves try to stop her from dating Jason Gray. Garet takes a call while getting mugged.

## Lactose Intolerance: The Musical

A doctor tells Megan she's lactose intolerant, the nurses sing an alternative milk song to her.

## A Mall Santa for Presidents' Day

Mark and Lisa show Jessie the meaning of President's Day by having her meet the mall Lincoln.

## Johnson & John's Sons & Sons & Son's: A Family Company

Mike and Dewy Johnson explain why their firm is named Johnson and John's sons and sons and son's.

## How Much Does Dalton Weigh

A baby shower game turns into an uncomfortable game of guessing how much Dalton weighs.

## You and You and You From the Future

Naomis from the future go back in time to stop present Naomi from going on a date with Jason.

## Phone Call During Robbery

A thief holds Steven up, demanding his wallet and phone, but Steven has to take a call first.
Dracula's First Flight

Dracula is a very misunderstood vampire who just wants to socialize, keep the lighting down and maybe a drink of blood. Watch Dracula take his first flight now!

## Transcript

Whitney: Excuse me, sir? There's a first-class passenger experiencing some discomfort in his current seat, would it be alright if he sat here?
Jeremy: He's not going to throw up on me, is he?
Whitney: Oh no, he's harmless.
Jeremy: Okay, well then, sure.

Whitney: Sir, you can sit here.

Jeremy: You're going to sit?
Jason: You must invite me to sit.
Jeremy: It's okay. ...I invite you to sit.

Whitney: Can I get you any snacks, or anything to drink?
Jeremy: Can I get a virgin bloody mary, please?
Jason: Oh, I like the sound of that. I'll have one as well.

Jason: Yeesh, this blood is terrible.
Jeremy: It's actually just tomato juice.
Jason: Oh, well, then it's pretty good for tomato juice. It's impolite to stare.
Jeremy: Sorry.
Jason: What is your name?
Jeremy: Jeremy. What's yours?
Jason: Vlad, the scourge of Wallachia.
Jeremy: Where are you from?
Jason: Detroit.
Jeremy: What are you doing in Seattle?
Jason: What are you, some sort of question man? Do you work for the census?
Jeremy: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jason: Where are you from?
Jeremy: South Dakota.
Jason: What is your pant size?
Jeremy: I didn't ask you that.
Jason: What is your mother's maiden name?
Jeremy: Van Helsing. Excuse me.
Whitney: Sir, I need you to take your seat.

Jason: Guess how old I am.
Jeremy: I don't know. 37?
Jason: Wrong. 38.
Jeremy: Well, you look great.
Jason: You want to know my secret? A healthy diet.
Jeremy: Wow.
Jason: And I love Mexican food.
Jeremy: I'm not Mexican.
Jason: I love Chinese food.
Jeremy: I'm not Chinese either.
Jason: I love... I..Irish food? No, no, that's not right.
Jeremy: Excuse me.

Whitney: Sir, I need you to stay in your seat!
Jeremy: Okay, yeah, alright, I will, I just... I'm sorry, but I changed my mind. I'd rather that guy not sit next to me.
Whitney: What's the problem?
Jeremy: Look, I'm 96 percent certain that he's a vampire.
Jason: Rabbit!
Jeremy: 99 percent.
Whitney: Sir, I think you're just being racist.
Jeremy: No, I'm not.
Whitney: Yep, you're a racist. A big old racist.
Jeremy: Look! Okay, I'm not racist. I think he might be a little racist, but that's further down the list, alright, my point is, I feel legitimately threatened, and I'm asking you, begging you, because you are the only person on this plane with any authority to help me.
James: I have authority! I'm an air marshal.
Jeremy: Will you help me?
James: No.

Jason: I'm going to pretend you didn't just do that.
Jeremy: Ah!

Whitney: Sir, I need you to stay in your seat.
Jason Haase

*You may have been looking for another page about a certain **Jason**. If you were, you might be able to find the right page here.*

Jason Haase has worked on several television shows and movies, originally starting his career as a set dresser in the movie *Deliver Them From Evil: The Taking of Alta View* in 1992. His other projects include *Touched by an Angel* (where he worked with Burke Bowthorpe and Matt Harris), a television series that aired from 1994 to 2003, and *127 Hours* (where he worked with the same crew members), a movie starring James Franco and Kate Mara. He has also appeared as an actor in the movie *Sarah's Child* in 1994. So far, that has been the only movie/television show where he has been credited as an actor.

Jason Haase is the head of the Art Department of Studio C. He has been a set decorator or segment set decorator for many episodes since Season 3.
80's TV Show Parody: Saved by the Joke

Don't you love classic 80's TV shows like Saved by the Bell? Everything just seems to work out perfectly at the end of each episode! Well, ALMOST every time.

## Transcript

James: So that's why Mrs. Bradshaw was acting so weird; the janitor poisoned her food!
Natalie: Woah. Did you have to rewrite that paper for her class?
James: Nope, but I still got an A.
Mallory: Oh Tommy, you always get out of things so easy. No fair!
James: Hey, I'm gonna need that A if I'm gonna get into the same college as you.
Mallory: You're gonna go to college?
James: I'll go wherever you go.
Mallory: I'm going to Yale.
James: I'll work in the cafeteria wherever you go. As long as we can be together.
Stacey: Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
Adam: Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa. Another successful Rex and Scooter shenanigan. Wha, wha, wha.
Stacey: Wha, wha, wha.
Natalie: Oh, you guys!

Mallory: Wait, weren't we just in a classroom? Talking about college?
James: I don't know what you're talking about, babe, but you're real cute.
Natalie: No, she's right. I just had a sandwich in my hand and now it's gone.
Stacey: "Oh, I'm Karen and I like to eat sandwiches like a cow."
Adam: "Fat-shaming isn't a thing yet!"
Stacey: Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
Adam: Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa. Rex and Scooter strike again!
Stacey: Wha, wha, wha, wha.
Adam: Wha, wha, wha.
James: Those two kill me!

Mallory: Okay! Now, do you guys see what I'm talking about? Both times, Rex and Scooter made a joke, and then...
Natalie: We're all wearing different clothes. How many days just went by during that freezeframe?
James: Come on, guys. You don't honestly think we're losing time.
Stacey: Dude! When did you get your ear pierced?
James: What? Ah!
Adam: Did Tommy just say something or am I "earring" things?
Mallory: Wait! No!
Stacey: Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
Adam: Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
Natalie: Guys! No!
Stacey: Rex and Scooter at it again!

Stacey: Ah! Oh! How long have I been paralyzed?!
James: Dude!
Natalie: We keep getting frozen and then stuff gets real.
Adam: Guys! Look at my funny hat!
James: Scooter! Stop! Your jokes are causing this!
Mallory: No!

James: Ah, man.
Stacey: Karen is dead, y'all.
Mallory: What is happening?!
James: Guys, I just realized I don't even think I have parents. Like I just get in trouble with you guys at school, and then learn life lessons from Mrs. Bradshaw.
Mallory: No one cares, Tommy.
Adam: Guys, guys. Calm down! You know what always helps when things get really dark?
Mallory: What?
Adam: Laughter!

Stacey: Oh!
Mallory: Oh! Scooter's dead too!
James: What? How?
Matt: You're under arrest for kicking Scooter in the throat until he died.
Stacey: What? I don't- How would I even do that? I'm paralyzed! G... Guys, help! No, no, no, no! Someone, crack a joke! Quick!

James: Oh!
Mallory: Oh!
Stacey: Oh! Man, this is just getting worse!
Adam: Hey! I was just faking my death. Uh, yeah, they're dead for real.

Mallory: Whoa, I just dozed off and had a really crazy dream. Yep, everything's normal.
Character Cards

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## Characters

**King**: King Warrick from *Couchville*

**Queen**: Ann Withers from *Ann "The Librarian" Withers*

**Jack**: Awkward Avoidance Viking from *Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grocery Store*

**10**: Mr. Ecklestone from *Ecklestone Lamaze*

**9**: Captain Literally from *Captain Literally Returns*

**8**: Star Feraldo from *I Don't Do Mornings*

**7**: Black Crayon from *The Crayon Song Gets Ruined*

**6**: The Aww Yeah Lady from *Aww Yeah*

**5**: Sir Francis François (Franny) from *18th Century Man's Man*

**4**: Lady Shadow from *Lady Shadow*

**3**: Señor Lobster Bisque from *Lobster Bisque*

**2**: Scott Sterling from *Top Soccer Shootout Ever with Scott Sterling (Original)*

**A**: Shoulder Angel from *Presidential Shoulder Angel*

**Joker**: Kyle from *Kyle's Hyper Halloween*