Mac and Cutter's talk

This is how Mac and Cutter's talk goes in Thomas and Hiccup's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Horse Play.

[Then we see Cutter walking to Mac outside Applejack's stage]

Mac Grimborn: Don't worry, Cutter. Things are going as smooth as silk. We've met Princess Celestia before a lot of times. Like our normal things. Formals, galas, world-savings. Except that this is different. Right?

Colonel Cutter: Yes, sir.

Mac Grimborn: Starlight's worried about doing sweaty warm-ups with a princess, blowing her nose in front of a princess, sitting around just talking with a princess.

Colonel Cutter: It's nothing to worry about, sir. Even Twilight is a princess. She can talk to her.

Mac Grimborn: Well, that was different. Starlight just told me that: (imitating Starlight) "Twilight's not a *princess*princess."

Colonel Cutter: I see your point, sir.

Mac Grimborn: You think it was a good idea?

Colonel Cutter: Do not worry, sir. It will be fine.

[Then Pinkie's confetti lands on Applejack's sets]

Pinkie: Confetti is ready! Whoo!

Mac Grimborn: [spits out the confetti] Oh, for Thor's sake!

Colonel Cutter: Ma'am, I don't mean to interject, but how many times has Applejack told you to keep your special effects away from her sets?

Villamax: Oh! Now, Cutter....

Pinkie: 327. Oh! Unless you just *did.*Then it's 328!

Mac Grimborn: How many times did that happen? [turns to Kegler] Kegler?

Kegler: Just 2 or 3.

Colonel Cutter: Minutes?

Kegler: Centuries!

Applejack: Ugh.

Starlight Glimmer: I can't believe you memorized your lines already, Fluttershy.

Azteca: Gee, I love her work.

Weaver: [sighs] Me? I'm cuttin' loose. Mac has royal inspection coming up.

Sarge: How *does*Mac put up with his new rank as the new ant general?

Fillmore: Ignore him.

Raphael: Yeah, when you think about it, he's like, the Emperor of the Earth.

Z: Hey, don't talk to me about Earth, okay? 'Cause I just spent all day hauling it around.

Villamax: Oh! Now, Z....

Treacheron: He still has a trial membership.

Barbatus: Trial membership? [chuckles] That's a good one. [snickers]

Mac Grimborn: Ah-hem-hem. [to the clone troopers and the Ghost Crew] Honor. For some, it's just a word. To others, it's a code.

Kegler: I'm just awful at word games.

Villamax: Oh! Now, Kegler....

Mac Grimborn: A soldier knows a life between honor and terror don't matter. What matters is a colony. If anything, we are willing to fight for the colony, to live for the colony, to die for the colony.

Porto: I can't believe that Mac's the ant army's new general for a change.

Rygog: (as Z) This guy's crazy.

Barbatus: [chuckles] I hear you.

Sledge: Well, all Mac and Celestia have to say is....

Rarity: "Brava!"

Sledge: Thanks. That's the word I was going to use.

Rygog: Never send a termite to do a general's job.

The Queen Ant: Rygog, do we *have*to argue about this again?

Elgar: Well, just let Bala do the job, Your Highness. Those little termite runts are still out there with the key to the Hidden Dragon World!

Princess Bala: Oh, Elgar, don't be so dramatic.

Colonel Cutter: Are you sure about this, sir? [notices that Mac's looking at Twilight, Spike and Finster] Sir?

Mac Grimborn: [sees Twilight, Spike and Finster] Heads up, Cutter. Here comes our answer.

Cruz Ramirez: Here's our answer, everyone!

Mac Grimborn: [calls out the ant soldiers] Solders, here comes our answer!

[the ant soldiers make way for Twilight, Spike and Finster]