recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Mysterious House

The "Mysterious House" (ゲイの家) is the common name of the pocket dimension that acts as the home world of the Globgogabgalab, as well as the spawning grounds for his many loyal celestial followers.The Mysterious House is also referred to as Globglogabgalab's omnipotent cum dungeon of anime lolis.

## Denizens

Each member of the "House of Mystery" (the name of the cult that all inhabitants of the Mysterious House are a part of) claims absolute power over an element of existence itself. However, the Globgogabgalab demonstrates complete control over all manifestations of the power of his followers.

INHABITANTS:

Master Cello (Mastery of the element of "fire beats")

Kilted Troll (Master over the element of "Swag Dance")

Scarlet Queen (Master over the element of "physical intimacy")

Rat King (Master over the element of "rabies and autism")
David Hutter

David Hutter is the director, producer, animator, editor, visionary, sound recorder, sound mixer, original song producer, voice actor, writer, screenplay writer, manager, actor, and distributor of Strawinsk and the Mysterious house. During his childhood, he was always attracted to animals, and this was his chance to show what his religion was truly about. He based his story off of the Bible.

He was inspired by Scott Cawthon, creator of video games and ex-animator, to make his various interesting characters and plots. He originates from Germany and you can sense the German influence in his work. The inclusion of very large sausages between the legs of many of his characters as well as swatsikas in various locations at both especially apparent and iconic elements of his work that represents its Germanic origins.

This guy loves his dick and balls. Also amen to Jesus, amirght?

ya dude, loves them balls and dick and Jesus's balls and dick
Comrade Sponge

Comrade Sponge (kamratsvamp, in whalespeak)

Is the communist leader of the entire ocean, and is a close ally of the Globgogabgalab.

Comrade Sponge famously beat the shit out of Strawinsky for not snorting cocaine off the Globgogabgalabs massive cock, and ripped off his penis. This is why he now has several billion genders and is a landwhale post season 7. He is also friends with the combine, since they give him cummies.

He fought the Peter-Globgogabgalab Sperm Child in episode 67 of season 18, in which the PGSC proceeded to fuck Comrade Sponge in all of his holes. This turned him gay and made one of his allies, Alex Jones, triggered.
Benash

**Benash** (born 16 February 1994 in Douala, Cameroon) is a French rapper. He began rapping in 2012 with 40000 Gang and was discovered by Booba who signed him to the 92i label. Despite the commercial failure of 40000 Gang, after collaborating with Booba, Benash pursued a solo career, releasing his first single in 2015. In 2017 Benash released his first album *CDG*.
Kaaris

**Okou Armand Gnakouri,** better known by his stage name **Kaaris,** is a French rapper of Ivorian origin. Born on 30 January 1980, he began rapping in 1999, releasing his first major album *Or Noir* in 2013. He originated in the northeast suburbs of Paris, achieving his first success after collaborating with famous rapper Booba.

Kaaris has released five albums, *Or Noir, Or Noir Part II, Le bruit de mon âme, Okou Gnakouri* & *Dozo.* His latest album Dozo, released in 2017, hit number 3 on the French charts.
Disiz La Peste

**Sérigne M'Baye Gueye** (born 28 March 1978 in Amiens, France) better known by his stage names **Disiz La Peste** or **Disiz**, is a French rapper of Senegalese origin. He started his career in the group Rimeurs À Gages. He released his first solo album *Le Poisson Rouge* in 2000. Over the following few years Disiz achieved much success in France as well as in Senegal. In 2010, Disiz went in a different musical direction releasing the rock album *Dans le ventre du crocodile,* however in 2012 he returned to rap. His latest album *Pacifique* was released in 2017.
Lacrim

**Karim Zenoud** (born 19 April 1985 in Paris) better known by his stage name **Lacrim** is a French rapper of Algerian origin. He has released two studio albums, *Corleone* and *Force & Honneur* as well as three mixtapes in the *R.I.P.R.O* series. Four of his albums have reached number one on the French charts.

Lacrim began his career in 2009 after moving to Marseille. In 2017 he started his own record label Plata O Plomo.

In November 2016 he was released from prison after a full year for possession of a Kalashnikov firearm.

## Discography

### Studio albums

(Fl)
(Wa)
 2017
CIK

**CIK** is a french rapper from St Etienne / Lyon.

He released his first album ***NATURE HUMAINE*** in 2018, fully autoproduced.

His latest album, released in 2022, is called *Cicatrice.*

## Discography

### Albums

* 2022 - Cicatrice
* 2018 - Nature Humaine

## LINKS

* Official website : http://cik.officiel.free.fr
* Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/c/CIKOfficiel
* Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/cik.officiel
Scavenger

This page is made for all the information about the card Scavenger. Note that this page is not final and any content can be changed.

## General

Scavenger is a Basic Strength Unit from the Monster Race. It can be crafted for 20 Runes and salvaged for 5 runes.

## Information about the card

**Ability:** Active: Gain 1 Power for every Unit in your opponent's Graveyard.

**Artist:**  Cuong Leh Manh

## Synergy

Scavenger is a great card to be played in round 2 or 3. Bait your opponent in playing a lot of Units in the first round, or fill his Graveyard with Typhus or Army of the Dead.

## Entrance Quotes

*"I smell a human around here."*

*"Just a flesh wound."*

*“Don’t Run! I’m just going to take a small BITE!!"*

*"Oooh, you are bleeding."*

*"Rip and Rend!"*
Chats domestiques

Les chatsdomestiques sont des chats élevés par les Bipèdes, peu appréciés par les chats sauvages, qui les décrivent fainéants, paresseux et menant une vie confortable et facile comparée à eux. Les chats domestiques font courir une rumeur sur les chats sauvages disant qu'ils dévoreraient des os. Ils sont réputés pour être gros et paresseux.
Sneazzy

**Sneazzy** (born 12 January 1992 in Paris) is a French rapper. He is a member of the rap group 1995 and also has a solo career starting in 2012 with his first EPs *Êtes-vous prêts* and *#Nothing.* His first album *Super* released in 2015, reached number 74 in the charts and his three mixtapes in the *Dieu bénisse Supersound* series have reached number 25.

## Discography

### Albums

2012 - *Êtes-vous prêts*

2012 - *#Nothing*

2015 - *Super*

2016 - *Dieu bénisse Supersound*

2017 - *Dieu bénisse Supersound, saison 2*

2017 - *Dieu bénisse Supersound, saison 3*
Lartiste

**Youssef Akdim** (born 7 July 1985 in Marrakesh, Morocco), better known by his stage name **Lartiste,** is a French-Moroccan rapper and singer. At 13 years old he became a member of the rap group Malédiction. He released his first mixtape in 2006 to a good reception. His first album at a major label was *Lalbum* in 2013. After his second album he was spotted by Maître Gims and signed to his label to release his third album. However, at the end of 2016 he founded his own record label Purple Money and released *Clandestino* with the hit single *Chocolat.* His fifth album *Grandestino* was released in 2018.

## Discography

### Albums

 2013
 2015
 2016
 *Clandestino* | 24
 2018
Ninho

**William Nzobazola** (born 2 April 1996) better known by his stage name **Ninho** is a French rapper of Congolese descent. Ninho released his first mixtape in 2014 and has released three further ones. His first studio album was released in 2017, *Comme Prévu.* His album topped the French charts.

## Discography

### Albums

(Fl)
(Wa)
 2017

### Singles

(Wa)
 "Chino"
Davodka

**Davodka** is a French rapper of Russian origin. He raps in the Paris underground scene, remaining independent. His first album *Un poing c'est tout,* released in 2013 quickly gave him a reputation for the quality of his lyrics and rapping style. His latest album, released in 2017, *Accusé de réflexion* reached number 37 in France.

## Discography

### Albums

2013 - *Un poing c'est tout*

2014 - *L'art tisant*

2015 - *Mise au poing*

2017 - *Accusé de réflexion*

2019 - À juste titre
Maître Gims

**Ghandi Djuna** (born 6 May 1986 in Kinshasa, DR Congo) better known by his stage name **Maître Gims** is a

French-Congolese rapper and singer. He began his career in the rap group Sexion d'Assaut. He also began a solo career, releasing his first mixtape in 2005. His first studio album *Subliminal* was released in 2013 and his second *Mon cœur avait raison* was released in 2015 and hit the top of the French charts.

Maître Gims comes from a musical family, his father was a singer and his brother is the rapper Dadju. Gims has also founded his own record company MMC and his own clothing line Vortex.
Spiderling

This page is made for all the information about the card Spiderlings. Note that this page is not final and any content can be changed

## General

Spiderlings is a Basic Strength Unit from the Monster Race.

Spiderlings is an Uncraftable card. Players can't craft nor salvaged this card, except when earned from chests.

## Information about the card

**Ability:** Passive: This Unit has +2 Power for every other Spiderling on the Battlefield.

**Artist:**  Cuong Leh Manh

## Synergy

Spiderlings is a great card to play in the early game. It isn't a real threat for your opponent, but can quickly grow in Power once more Spiderlings enter the fray. Queen of Spiders is also a great card to get many Spiderlings into the battlefield.

## Entrance Quotes

This Unit has no English entrance quote. Instead it will make the sound of a hissing spider.
Logan Paul vs KSI

Logan Paul vs KSI was an event that happened in season 27, episode 17.

Logan Paul said that the Globglogabgalab wasn't thicc, and then KSI said he was. It got so out of hand, that, Strawinsky had to host a boxing match to settle the debate. As a result, over 69,420 people showed up at the event.

## The Boxing Match

The event took place on August 25, 2018. At the boxing match everyone was cheering for KSI because everyone knows that the Globglogabgalab is hella thicc. Needless to say, the audience chose the correct team, and KSI made a fool out of Logan Paul.

## Trivia

KSI is better then Logan

KSI obliterated Logan

The Globglogabgalab is hella thicc
Sofiane

**Sofiane Zermani** (born 21 July 1986 in Saint-Denis, France) better known by his mononym **Sofiane** is a

French rapper of Algerian origin. Sofiane has released seven studio albums, although his first four were independently released. He has released three albums on major labels, *#JeSuisPasséChezSo* (2017), *Bandit saleté* (2017) and *Affranchis* (2018). His latest two albums achieved number 1 on the French charts.

In February 2018, Sofiane was given a supended sentence of four months jail for obstructing traffic in the music video for the song *Toka.*
The World of Strawinsky

At first glance, the world of Strawinsky and the Mysterious House that we witness within the film seems to be very different from our own. However, the Strawinskyverse (as it is referred to within the circles of Strawinsky scholars) contains many parallels with our own universe. Although it's origins vary from the origins of our universe, outside the Mysterious House (which has natural laws so different from the world outside that it is sometimes theorized to be a pocket dimension rather than part of the Strawinskyverse itself) the modern form of the Strawinskyverse follows the patterns that our universe, and specifically the planet Earth, seems to follow. As this is an extremely complicated topic, for the ease of the reader, the history of the Strawinskyverse has been divided into several "ages."

## The Age of Forming

Not much is known of the Age of Forming, as it was a time of great change. During this age, the very laws of the universe could be shifted and shaped by those early beings with strong enough wills. Very little is known of the identities of the beings of colossal power who dominated the early history of the Strawinskyverse. The only being that has been confirmed to have been around during the Age of Forming by David Hutter is the supreme Globglogabgalab. However, we do know that these monsters rarely encountered and interacted with each other, but this would be soon to change.

## The Age of Chaos

The Age of Chaos is defined by the First Globglogabgalabtic War, in which a group of beings challenged the supremacy of the Globglogabgalab as ruler of the Strawinskyverse. Of course, the Globglogabgalab stomped all resistance so fast that it is debated whether or not the First Globglogabgalabtic War is even a war and not a justified massacre. Realizing that constantly fighting others would get boring, the Globglogabgalab defined the laws of the universe, and created all forms of life, such as peter from family man, forming the Age of Globglogabgalab.

## The Age of Globglogabgalab

Strawinsky and the Mysterious House

Globglogabgalab and the Mysterious House
Corona-chan

## Who is she?

Corona-chan (aka Covid-19, Covid) is a "hey mamas" lesbian that can turn any straight girl gay and all boys into girls. Even though she was born in 2020 she is mature for her age.

## Her spicy affairs

She is horny and wants to spread her female seed all over the world so she frequently goes on tindr to get some wet ass pussy. Corona had a passionate romance with Ben Shapiro but they sadly broke up after Ben became pregnant with the seed of Corona. She comits tax fraud and LOVES to masturbate with cello bows.

One day she found the Red Queen on tindr and decided to hit that but while taking an uber to the Red Queen's place she found Master Cello snorting cocaine in an alleyway. Corona stopped the car, stepped out, snorted two lines off of cello-s body and proceded to have hot lesbian sex in the middle of the road. Shocked but very aroused, the uber driver joined them and as he busted a fat nut, he heard the cops approaching so he shoved both corona-chan and master cello in the car, staining the leather seats with semen and drifted at light speed towards the Red Queen. When Corona-chan knocked at the door, she was appalled to find out that Master Cello was, in fact, Red Queen's lover!!!!! Both the Red Queen and the Cello were so mad that they started passionately making out and dragged Corona-chan inside with them to have a threesome. Corona-chan ended up fleeing with Master Cello the following morning to win over more hot mamas as they both has a fiery interest in MILFs.
Les Unités

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## Biographie

Les Unités sont les plus petits groupes dans le Corps d'Armée Bluepower. Elle peut être composé uniquement de 4 ou de 5 membres Bluepower et ne peut être dirigé que par un Sergent minimum. Pour le CBP (Une Section de Commando Bluepower), une Unité ne peut être dirigé que par un Commandant minimum et seul les Unités d'Élites Commandos peuvent avoir 5 membres dans le CBP.

* Classe : Unité
* Rang requis : Sergent et+
* Capacité de membre : Entre 4 et 5 membres

## Les Différentes Classes d'Unités

Il existe plusieurs classes d'Unités comme les Unités ou les Unités Commandos. Chacun possède ses propres règles et ses propres conditions.

* Classes d'Unités

1. Unité (Normal)
2. Unité Commando
3. Unité d'Élite
4. Unité d'Élite Commando
5. Unité d'infiltration
6. Unité de Bataillon
7. Unité de Reconnaissance
Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is hella cringe ngl.

## History

Adolf Hitler was an average guy until he one day uncovered the corpse of Logan Paul In the ground. He would later use his tasty nut to create super-soldiers in the fight against the Kilted Troll and the Allied Powers. He was killed by the Kilted Troll's epic dance moves but a cover-up from the banana government ensured that he died by suicide.
SCH

**Julien Schwarzer** (born 6 April 1993 in Marseille) better known by his stage name **SCH** is a French rapper. He began writing songs at 13, citing 50 Cent and Eminem as influences. In 2015 he appeared on the R.I.P.R.O mixtape of Lacrim. SCH released his first mixtape *A7* in 2015. In 2016 he released his first album *Anarchie* and in 2017 released *Deo Favente* which topped the French charts.

## Discography

### Albums

 2015
 2016
 2017
Les modèles de pages

Merci de suivre les consignes de cette page pour créer la page d'un personnage.

## Clan :

(Le nom de mon perso) est un/une guerrier/guerrière du Clan de la Montagne/du Clan du Lac.

## Histoire :

(Vous n'êtes pas obligés de tout écrire d'un coup, vous pouvez le faire en plusieurs fois.)

## Noms Successifs :

Chaton/ne : votre nom de chaton

Apprenti/e : votre nom d'apprenti(e)

Guerrier/ière : votre nom de guerrier(ière)

Lieutenant/e : votre nom de lieutenant

Chef : votre nom de chef

Reine : votre nom de rein

Ancien/ne : votre nom d'ancien

Autres : vos autres noms (nom de chat errant, domestique, solitaire...)

## Apprentissage :

(INTOBOX : Ce n'est pas obligé de tout remplir. Pour le caractère, ne mettez pas tout, seulement quelques mots.)

Vous pouvez vous aidez de la page de Étoile du Ciel.
Globglogabgalab

**Globglogabgalab** (グロブグロギャブギャラブ Gurobugurogabugarabu) is god of the gays in the Strawinsky universe. Globglogabgalab wields the power of the big boi and always has 5 alt accounts for game throwing and has the ability to transform into a Super Saiyan God. His power level exceeds far beyond fourpanelcringe according to Strawinsky in episode 439.

Globglogabgalab is loved in the series for his ability to drop cold beats as shown in his song "Globglogabgalab".

The Globglogabgalab has only one known enemy who can compare to his power level, The\_Legend27. In the time before times these two godlike beings were locked in eternal struggle for eons, at one point they stopped for a masturbation break, and the two deific nuts ended up mixing, the resulting output of energy caused what we now call the Big Bang, The\_Legend27 was defeated by our lord, but he still plots his plans and plans his plots. It is believed that he lives in northwest Florida, in a single bedroom condo next to a strip club. Because of his time trapped in the library of the Mysterious House and the fact that he is the yeast of thoughts and minds, he plans to bake himself into an irresistible batch of brain bread, be consumed by the denizens of the Earth, and slowly infect all of mankind.

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## Smash 5 Confirmation

Nintendo confirmed that Globglogabgalab will be an S tier character in Smash 5 as of March 14, 2018.

## The Globglogabgalab As Seen Throughout History

The Globglogabgalab is prominent throughout history, and recent investigations have found him in ancient Egyptian ruins, we now believe the Egyptian god people call "Ra" Is actually just the name these ancient people called the Globglogabgalab by.

He has also exerted quite a large influence on modern politics. This can be seen most prominently at the Assassination of JFK (Johnie Feldworth Klukkins) who was the 5th prime chancellor of Russian branch of the KKK (Kool Kidz Klub)

## Trivia

* he hella thicc
* he completely wiped out all the jews
* did i mention he hella thicc
* Although his physical manifestation can only be viewed by the naked eye in the Mysterious House, his presence can be felt in all known corners of the universe. Specifically, he is the cause of all random boners cause he hella thicc
* 卄乇 卄乇乚乚卂 丅卄工匚匚
* he also has a big pp
Thor

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Thor is a character in Strawinsky and The Mysterious House.

## Section heading

In season 11 episde 7, The Globglogabgalab found the Mjolnir hammer and was able to raise it. This is proof that he is a strong boi. After that Thor came to the Mysterious house and said he needed the Globglogabgalab's help to defeat galactus.

At the Galactus fight, Globglogabgalab made the ultimate assist. He gave Galactus so much of a boner he died. Thor then thanked him for helping him defeat Galactus.

In season 24, episode 3, Thor actually recruited the Globglogabgalab to the avengers. It is unknown why, but it was probably because of the random boners that he causes. They want to kill Strawinsky to change the series to "Globglogabgalab and The Mysterious House". Additionally, It is revealed KSI summoned Thor to the Mysterious House.

#### Trivia

Thor has found someone worthy (aka the Globglogabgalab)

Globglogabgalab is worthy

KSI actually revealed he summoned Thor to the Mysterious House
S-Crew

**S-Crew** sometimes stylised as **$-Crew** is a French-Parisian rap group formed in Paris in 2009. Its members are Nekfeu, Mekra, Framal and 2zer Washington. It was founded by a group of friends from the rap collective L'Entourage. They released their first mixtapes *Même signature* in 2010 and *Métamorphose* in 2012. Their first studio album *Seine Zoo* in 2013. The group then disbanded as Nekfeu was pursuing a solo career. However in 2016 they released their second album *Destins liés* which went to number 1 on the French charts.

## Discography

### Albums

 2012
 2013
 2016
 2022
Alonzo

**Kassim Djae** (born 25 July 1982 in Marseille) better known by his stage name **Alonzo,** is a French rapper of

Comorian descent. He began his career in 2002 in the Marseille rap group Psy 4 de la Rime alongside Don Vincenzo, Soprano and DJ Sya Styles. Alonzo released his first solo album *Un dernier coup d'oeil dans le rétroviseur* in 2009 and has released seven albums, four of which have achieved a top five position in the French charts. His latest album *100%* was released in 2017.
Jake Paul

Jake Paul (aka SCP-666420) is a character in Strawinsky and The Mysterious House.

In season 7 episode 5, in the year 420, Jake was resurrected by his older brother, Logan Paul. He did a ritual and chanted "Brother Jake, come to life" 666 times. However, he died very fast because he insulted the Globglogabgalab. He then ended up in hell.

After he ended up in hell, Satan wanted to kill Jake for insulting the Globglogabgalab, but Jake sang "It's Everyday Bro" and made Satan drink 69 pounds of bleach. He then proceeded to escape hell.

After he escaped hell, he then fell victim to Pewdiepie and his 9 year old army. He was also attacked by the globglogabgalab. He was banished from existence.

#### Trivia

He gives ppl cancer

I should be in hell instead right now, ccause i'm a fucking idiot.
Cerberus

This page is made for all the information about the card Cerberus. Note that this page is not final and any content can be changed.

## General

Cerberus is a Rare Strength Unit from the Monster Race. It can be crafted for 100 Runes and salvaged for 20 runes.

## Information about the card

**Ability:** Active: Return a non-Monster enemy Unit from the Battlefield to your opponent's hand. Does not work after enemy Pass.

**Artist:** Gelar Esaparia Kharisma

## Synergy

Cerberus is very effective against cards that have buffs on them. Use it against cards like The Dark Wanderer te nullify their effect. Time Cerberus well, for if you wait too long, it's ability becomes useless. If you don't want to use its ability, try play when your opponent has passed or when he has no Units yet.

## Entrance Quotes

This Unit has no English entrance quotes. Instead it will make three deep growling noises.
Cockstomp the Turtard

Cockstomp the Turtard (陰茎劇場 - Còcko Sakatorú San) is one of the last of his very rare species. He is a member of the Turtard clan, which an extremely rare subspecies of the *Penicus torticus* (Dick-eating turtles). They are commonly called Turtards due to their very low average IQ and autistic tendencies. This is primarily due to fact that, through a freakish evolutionary mutation, their brains have been replaced with inside-out penises

## Turtard Biology

Cockstomp has lived longer than most of his kin due to his above average IQ. While the average IQ of Turtards is around 2, his is 150% higher, being at 5. He has also lived much longer than the average Turtard, being almost 5 (the average age of death for a Turtard is around 2 years). Despite the fact of him being so young, he has almost 50 children (the age of sexual maturity for Turtards is around 2 months). Their fast rate of maturity makes them ideal targets for both pedophiles and those interested in bestiality (Cockstomp has been raped 20 times, and has raped 10 others, 5 of which were his children). This effect is compounded by the fact that Turtards can reproduce with almost any other living thing, including trees and fungi. Geneticists suspect that Cockstomp's reproductive activeness will give way to a rise of super intelligent "Turtard 3.5s" ( who are named as such for their average 3.5 increase in IQ points.)

## Trivia

* As a result of them having inside-out penises in exchange for brains, as well as the fact that they have above average sized genitalia, the average male Turtard has about 5 times more dick than the average human male. It is stored coiled up in their skull. In fact, their penis grows as they grow older, leading to an eventual horrific death caused by their penis finally rupturing through the skull because of the immense pressure caused by his ever-enlarging penis.

* Turtards are not known for their creativity, and their naming abilities are no exception. Cockstomp named the first 13 of his 48 children as follows: Clopsy, Mopsy, Bopsy, Topsy, Fopsy, Moxy, Boxy, Loxy, Foxy, Doxy, Soxy, Rocksy, and Cocksy.
	+ The remaining 11 of the 35 remaining children are simple named Dickhead (numbered 1 through 11). The other 24 are named Retard (numbered 1 through 24). The large amount of sexual activity that Cockstomp exhibits results in the fact that almost 1 out of every 5 Turtards in the world are named Dickhead.
	+ He has more children than the amount of wars France lost.

They are also good at singing in Persian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUHKOgHgQc4&list=PLbZvlu6xtjxfh\_KafeIYPCW\_bflnTQhe8&index=2
Jul

**Julien Marie** (born 14 January 1990 in Marseille) better known by his stage name **Jul** is a French singer and

rapper. He has released nine studio albums, all reaching the top 10 of the French charts. Four of his albums have reached number one. Jul began his career in the Marseille rap group Ghetto Phénomène before releasing his first solo album *Dans ma paranoïa* in 2014. Since then he has released at least two albums per year.

Jul has achieved millions of fans in France for his unique style and volume of work, however he has also received much criticism directed at his use of autotune and his lyrics.
Booba

**Ellie Yaffa** (born 9 December 1976 in Boulogne-Billancourt) better known by his stage name **Booba** is a

French rapper. He has sold more than 10 million albums over his career and is the most legally downloaded artist in French history. Booba has released 10 solo albums, all charting in the top 10 with four hitting number one. Booba has also founded a record label, Tallac Records, and a clothing line, Ünkut.

Booba was one of the pioneers of French rap, originally inspired by American rappers, he popularised the genre in France.
Tight ass the Rabbit

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Tight ass the Rabbit is one of the main characters of the Strawinskyverse franchise, constantly bashed by the community for beung way too edgy and defensive about his sexuality, constantly claiming he is straight, despite also being a male prostitute and trap, with his penis measuring 3 planck's lengths.

## How tight is his faith in jesus christ amen?

Tight ass's ass is immune to becoming loose, thus his very sexual name. The Globglogabgalab has constantly stated that Tight ass is his favorite fleshlight, which Tight ass objects to by saying that he is alive and straight. The Globglogabgalab usually responds by beating the living shit out of Tight ass, who seems to like it.

## Tight ass's role

Tight ass is useless in combat, constantly dying in nearly every fight. Even though he is useless, the characters miss their sex toy and go on a quest to beat the fuck out of goku and get the dragon balls to ressurect him. After he is risen from the dead, Tight ass begins to cry, stating that he was in the middle of burning in hell and wanted to stay there. The other characters always ignore him and engage in a gay orgy, fucking every hole that Tight ass has.
The Scarlet Queen

Not much is known about the Scarlet Queen other than she is a representative of the Great Elohim, the god over the *Strawinsky and the Mysterious House* universe. The Scarlet Queen is first mentioned by a Scottish troll who informs Strawinsky and his friends that he was given an important task by the Scarlet Queen but he ended up not being able to fulfill it, so he places himself into self-exile out of fear of the divine retribution the Scarlet Queen would dish out upon him. The Globgogabgalab was also a denizen of the magical house because he was once an elf that was lovingly made by the Great Elohim until he was led astray by the Rat King who corrupts him into becoming addicted to the books in the basement. As a result of his temptation, the Globgogabgalab became an overweight blob of his former self. Much like the troll, the Globgogabalab feels that he is beyond forgiveness and hides himself away from his perceived fear of the Scarlet Queen being wrathful towards him.

When Strawinsky's friends become corrupted by the books the Rat King created, Strawinsky begins to cry out for the Scarlet Queen for her assistance. The Scarlet Queen arrives, and she is able to free Strawinsky's friends from the hold that the books have over them. The books then transform into rats before leaving into the underworld with their ruler. Globgogabgalab asks the Scarlet Queen for forgiveness which she grants. She then takes the anthropomorphic cello from earlier in the film with her into a heavenly realm.
Strawinsky and the Mysterious House

## What is Strawinsky and the Mysterious House?

Strawinsky and the Mysterious House was a British TV special that aired from 2347 until its cancellation by NBC in 2003.

Known for its top notch animation and hilarious over the top characters, Strawinsky and the Mysterious House has given joy to countless generations.

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Nekfeu

**Ken Samaras** (3 April 1990 in Nice, France), better known by his stage name **Nekfeu**, is a French rapper and actor. Nekfeu was a member of rap groups S-Crew, 1995 and L'Entourage and 5 Maheur where he increased his reputation, releasing several successful albums with the groups. In 2015 Nekfeu released his first solo album *Feu.* In 2016 Nekfeu released a surprise album *Cyborg* with no promotion which topped the charts in France and was the most streamed French album in the first 24 hours on Spotify.

In 2017 Nekfeu began an acting career appearing in the film *Tout nous sépare.*

## Discography

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 2015
 2016
Hugo TSR

**Hugo TSR** is a French rapper from Paris and a member of the group TSR Crew. He released his first solo album *La Bombe H* in 2005 and has released a total of five solo albums. Very little is known about Hugo TSR as he is an independent rapper not signed to any major labels. Despite having little social media presence or promotion, Hugo TSR has achieved great success for an underground rapper. He is often praised for the quality and flow of his rapping as well as his lyrical ability. His album *Tant qu'on est là* reached number 11 in France.

## Discography

### Albums

2005 - *La Bombe H*

2008 - *Flaque de samples*

2009 - *La Salle d'Attente*

2012 - *Fenêtre sur rue*

2017 - *Tant qu'on est là*

2021 - *Une vie et quelques*
American Horror Story

## Sinopsis

**Primera temporada (Murder House):**Cuenta la historia de una familia que se muda a una casa que ha sido maldecida por sus anteriores habitantes, durante la temporada suceden una serie de sucesos paranormales.

**Segunda temporada (Asylum):** Tiene lugar en 1964 en Massachusetts y cuenta la historia de los residentes de un hospital psiquiátrico, en esta temporada se relatan historias de supuestos asesinos seriales y el lesbianismo en la época de los 60.

**Tercera temporada (Coven):**tiene lugar en el siglo XIX y en el año 2013, y relata el enfrentamiento entre brujas y practicantes de vudú.

**Cuarta temporada (Freak show):**tiene lugar en Jupiter, Florida, en 1952, y se centra en los pocos miembros restantes de un circo de personas "freaks" (personas con alguna deformidad física) y las acciones que los mismos cometen con tal de mantener su negocio a flote.

**Quinta temporada (Hotel):**Se sitúa en 2015 y cuenta la historia de un hotel envuelto en asesinatos y en los misterios y adicciones de quienes lo residen, esta temporada es muy similar a la primera, ya que el hotel también es víctima de una "maldición", en esta temporada se incluye la historia de un asesino serial que deambula por el hotel.

**Sexta temporada (Roanoke):**Cuenta la historia de un matrimonio que se muda a una casa colonial en Carolina del Norte, sin esperar los sucesos paranormales y peligros que les esperan.

**Séptima temporada (Cult):** Se sitúa en el mes de noviembre del 2016 y sigue a un culto que intentará aterrorizar a un vecindario tras el día de las elecciones presidenciales de Estados Unidos.

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## Reparto

Dylan McDermott [3]
Evan Peters [4]
Taissa Farmiga [5]
Denis O'Hare [6]
Jessica Lange [7]
Zachary Quinto [8]
Joseph Fiennes [9]
Sarah Paulson [10]
Lily Rabe [11]
Lizzie Brocheré [12]
James Cromwell [13]
Frances Conroy [14]
Kathy Bates [15]
Michael Chiklis [16]
Finn Wittrock [17]
Angela Bassett [18]
Lady Gaga [19]
Cuba Gooding [20]
Wes Bentley [21]
Matt Bomer [22]
Emma Roberts [23]
Chloë Sevigny [24]
Cheyenne Jackson [25]
André Holland [26]
Billie Lourd [27]
Alison Pill [28]

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Kilted Troll

## Kilted Retard

The Kilted Troll (醜い小人 - Kiltoró Kun) is one of the many sugar daddies of the Mysterious House. He is particularly known for his mastery over his retard dances. He has been bound into eternal servitude by the Globglogabgalab after an intense dance batttle

He was obliterated by the glorius Globglogabgalab.

## Final Dance Off

The original conflict between the Globglogabgalab and the Kilted Troll is no longer remembered (although dedicated scientists and researchers suspect that the Kilted Troll was angry over all the random boners he'd been getting). However, the resulting Dance battle is one that will be remembered through the ages as one of the "7 Most Finna Woke Moments of All History." Some say that after witnessing the Globglogabgalab's final dance move, the Troll grew a boner so large that it went all around the world and penetrated him in his own ass, thereby making him a slave for life.

## Trivia

* Although he is the elemental lord of dance, the true passion of the Kilted Troll is making Logan Paul vine compilations. (However, he has recently been branching off into Jake Paul vine compilations)
* He isn't as thicc as the globglogabgalab.
* He da globglogabgalab's bitch
* He called "The Glob" (the cool and hip way of saying globgogabgalab) the n-word 15 times during the movie which was pretty uncalled for in my opinion
* cockbiter
* he is racist to Chinese people, and is very into strawnisky and he is his 2nd sugar daddy.
Timelines

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## Timeline 1 (Canon)

Timeline 1 is the first part of the Main canon timeline, this takes place in the Medieval ages, all this builds up the story for some of the main characters. not much happens otherwise

Timeline includes:

The Dark knight, Jaydson, Skeltor Omega and more

## Timeline 2 (Canon)

Timeline 2 is where the main story starts.It take place 4,543 years of after timeline 1. The Gen X is formed and characters come and go. This timeline build a huge story about the Gen X fighting of the god of death and his army.

At the end a alien invaded earth wiping %65 of earth

Timeline includes:

Santro, Arch, The Atom and more

## Timeline 3 (Canon)

Timeline 3 takes place is a post apocalyptic world 15,000 years after the events of Timeline 2. It starts with the millennium who had taking over most of the living side of the planet, while the evolution was getting kicked down.

The Millennium fell after a while then Ki and Robitica raised a new army to take out the rest

At the end, Merida attempts to destroy the world, she kills all the elder gods, and nearly kills the main god. she was killed by Lucifer by surprise

Timeline Includes:

Alexander, The Turton bear, Raven and more

## Timeline 4 (Canon)

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## Legends

everything that happened in this timeline is no canon. All the

## D&D

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## Asgraz Prison

Asgraz prion is a prison on earth, the story line is made for a horror game

Timeline Includes:

Carnavoros, Myguy, and more

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Rim'K

**Abdelkrim Brahmi** (born 21 June 1978 in Paris), better known by his stage name **Rim'K,** is a French rapper of Algerian descent. He was a member of the rap group 113 from 1994 to 2011. In 2004 he launched his solo career with the album *L'Enfant du pays.* Rim'K also has his own record label, Frénésik on which he released his 2017 album *Fantôme.*
Evolution of the Globglogabgalab

As one of the primary characters of Strawinsky and the Mysterious House, the Globglogabgalab has evolved a lot.

920 B.C- After King Solomon's death, the Globglogabgalab became the king of Israel. Everyone would worship him because he was their best king. But, as the Globglogabgalab got older and sick, he decided to become immortal. However, he would become a blob.

Year 69- The Globglogabgalab had time traveled and had became a blob and an immortal god. He then discovered an abandoned house in the woods and became the leader of it.

Year 1963- Only one thing happened this year, and he had been spotted at the JFK assassination.

Year 2006- Strawinsky's gang had discovered the Mysterious house and had became residents as it. The Globglogabgalab helped Strawinsky with his virgin problems and being a gay mole, and Strawinsky is no longer a virgin.

Present day- Nothing really happened here

2069 And Logan Paul- After World War 5 ended, Logan Paul was taken in with the resurrected William Clinton. Logan Paul then encountered the Globglogabgalab as well as the masturbation cello, who were leading the resistance against the tyrannical Scott Cawthon and future Logan Paul. Using the power of cringe, they had enslaved humanity.

And thats it
The Complete Chronicles of Strawinsky

THE BEGINNING

In the beginning, there were the Two. The Two were the spirits of Good and Evil. Good being represented by the graceful Elohim and Evil by the cruel Globglogabgalab. Elohim had an unnamed wife and she birthed a child, the Scarlet Queen. Globglogabgalab hosted a gay orgy and birthed the Peter-Globglogabgalab Sperm Child after doing it with Peter Griffin. The two children, as well as the adults, fought bitterly. Elohim had enough of Globglogabgalab's sinister gayness, as well as his ugly deformed son, and he banished them to Earth to live in a mansion, called The Mysterious House. There, the Globglogabgalab and his son worked to create an army to slaughter all nice people.

THE MOVIE

The movie begins with Cockstomp Turtard, Strawinsky, and Harold the Retard stumbling across the Mysterious House after looking for some berries to give to David Nutter. There, they end up fighting as well, and learning frightening secrets. The Scarlet Queen finds out about this, and goes to confront the Globglogabgalab, and she realizes he has amassed an army of followers.

GLOB'S FOLLOWERS

1. Peter-Glob Sperm Child
2. Comrade Sponge
3. Master Cello
4. Rat King
5. The Kilted Troll
6. Globgogokugalab
7. Nephi
8. 6ix9ine

ON THE PETER-GLOB SPERM CHILD:

Peter the Sperm Child is the son of the Globglogabgalab. Globglogabgalab did it with Peter Griffin during an orgy, and Peter birthed the Sperm child.

Person who wrote this is a god, and im a bitch. Here is my IP Address: 184.54.164.147
Elly

Elly is short and is in Strawinsky and the Mysterious House in Act 4, Scene 7 when the Globglogabgalab kills her. Elly is a disliked character because of her ignorance and blatant blasphemy. She claims that God is all powerful when, in fact, the Globglogabgalab is all powerful. She is illiterate and when the Globglogabgalab tries to teach her to read, she explodes.

It makes this sound effect when she explodes: BAGARDASDOFIAOWEMFIOEWFAWMEOISDFGHJKIUYTREWSDCVBNMKLKUYTFVBNJUYTREDFGHJKUYTFDCVBNKLOIUYTREWSDFGHJUYTREDFHJUYTREDFGHMKUYTREWSDFGHJKIUYTREWSDFGHJKLIUJJJMJUJUHBHGVFCFDEDSXDFVGHJKLKJHKHJHA

She also gets absolutely 0 play

She is most known for her rivalry with Clobstop the Tortoise and Harold the regular eccentric tangible artistic rough dangerman because she doesn't like the cello and they are both secretly lovers of her.
This Fucking Book

(このクソ本) - This Fucking Book

During Episode 261 TFB was born when The Globglogabgalab began the holocaust, and during the Nuremberg trials he was told say "I was just following orders"

It is unknown what he is doing now, but in recent years he was suspected of being part of **QAnon and being the one to kill jeffrey epsitn**

"Fuck You and Strawinsky"-

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Master Cello

Master Cello (short for masturbation cello) is an easily aroused slutty instrument. It tries to lure Strawinsky into a very sexual situation, but thankfully, my nigga made it out without a cello shoved up his ass. The cello has a bow which is (and I quote) “very sensitive” (although we all know that the cello is very much into BDSM and loves whenever someone steps on its sensitive part). It is made out of wood, but also has lipstick, so we know it’s a slutty female cello.It also has arms for the sole purpose of self pleasuring, because let’s face it- if you’re as slutty as this cello, you probably have a shitton of STD’s like chylamidia and genital warts and maybe even HIV.
Nuage de Soleil

## Clan :

Soleil était une chatte errante avant d'intégrer les clans sous le nom de Petit Soleil. Elle est à présent apprentie au sein du Clan de la Montagne sous le nom de Nuage de Soleil.

## Apparence :

Nuage de Soleil est une petite femelle au long pelage roux clair tirant sur le doré. Elle a de grands yeux ambrés qui lui donne un air enfantin.

## Caractère :

C'est une femelle attachante et un peu discrète. Elle reste très timide envers les inconnus.

## Noms Successifs :

Chaton : Soleil (Chat errant) et Petit Soleil

Apprentie : Nuage de Soleil
Niro

**Noureddine Bahri** (born 9 July 1987 in Blois, France) better known by his stage name **Niro** is a French rapper of Moroccan descent. He began his career in 2007 with his street album *Niroshima III* as well as appearing on various mixtapes, however his first studio album *Paraplegic* was not released until 2012. He has released eight albums, the latest of which *M8RE* reached number 6 in France in 2017.
Patte de Silex

Fleur de Sureau (à gauche) et Patte de Silex (à droite)

## Clan :

Patte de Silex est le lieutenant du Clan de la Montagne.

## Apparence :

Patte de Silex est un grand félin à l'imposante carrure. Ses pattes sont allongées et il possède un museau fin. Son pelage est gris-bleu avec le bout des oreilles et la patte avant droite beige. Il possède des yeux bleu très clair. Patte de Silex est un excellent combattant et un bon chasseur, il excelle cependant en tant que pisteur.

## Caractère :

C'est un matou fort mentalement, il est hardi et n'a peur de rien. Il est cependant loyal et défend farouchement sa famille s'il lui arrive malheur. Patte de Silex déteste l'injustice et va même jusqu'à ignorer le Code du Guerrier pour mener à bien ses projets.

Pour lui son clan passe avant tout, il peut devenir manipulateur, agressif et dangereux uniquement s'il pense que son interlocuteur est un ennemi direct pour son clan. Il s'agit du meilleur stratège connu au sein des clans, il est d'ailleurs craint par beaucoup de guerriers.

Il considère sa sœur comme la chose la plus précieuse du monde.

## Histoire :

Petit, il a été abandonné avec sa sœur sur un territoire inconnu. Une chatte les a trouvés et les a tout les deux rapportés à son clan; le Clan de la Montagne.

Après avoir discuté avec sa chef, la femelle est autorisée à garder les deux chatons sous sa responsabilité. Devenant alors leurs nouvelle mère. Après avoir atteint six lunes, Petit Bourgeon et Petit Silex deviennent apprentis.

Nuage de Silex est très souvent confronté à plus fort que lui pendant des batailles mais parvint toujours à se défaire de ses opposants. Après une confrontation dévastatrice, Nuage de Silex est fait guerrier sous le nom de Patte de Silex. La sœur de Patte de Silex, Nuage de Bourgeon;, est nommée guérisseuse après la mort de son mentor, son nouveau nom est Fleur de Sureau.

Patte de Silex développe sa stratégie en s'inspirant de ce qu'il a lui même vécut Ainsi, très vite il conseille la chef et grâce à ces stratégies, le Clan de la Montagne remporte deux batailles très importantes.

Après la mort du lieutenant, la meneuse choisit Patte de Silex comme lieutenant, convaincue par ses talents et poussée par ses ancêtres. Patte de Silex surveille de près les membres de son clan et veille sur chacun d'eux, tout particulièrement sur sa sœur. Le lieutenant du Clan de la Montagne fait tout pour qu'il ne lui arrive rien. Malgré ses apparences froides, il tient énormément à elle.

Fleur de Sureau l'aide à rester calme qu'importe la situation, les deux compères entretiennent une très forte fraternité. Ainsi leur lien guérisseuse-lieutenant est basé sur une grande confiance.

## Noms Successifs :

Chaton : Petit Silex

Apprenti : Nuage de Silex

Guerrier : Patte de Silex

Lieutenant : Patte de Silex

## Famille :

Mère : Fleur de Bruyère

Père : Pelage de Jais

Sœur : Fleur de Sureau

Grand-mère maternelle : Feuille Morte

## Apprentissage :

Mentor :

Apprenti(e)s : Nuage de Soleil