If Foxy was the Phone Guy

> "*You crushed all our dreams. Asshole.*"
> ― Foxy, following the end of If Foxy was the Phone Guy 1.
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**If Foxy was the Phone Guy** is a series where Foxy takes the place of the Phone Guy during the FNAF Games, only two videos were created due to Ethan's old laptop breaking and the files of If Foxy was the Phone Guy 3 were lost.

## **If Foxy was the Phone Guy**

**Description:** ***Have you ever wondered what would happen if Foxy was the Phone Guy? No? Well I'm going to show you anyway.***

Uploaded on May 3rd, 2015.

### **Night 1:**

*"Uh hello? hello hello?*

*"Oh hi*

*"My name be Foxy the Pirate Fox and welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza"*

*"Now I'm calling you to inform you of one thing"*

*"You're fucked"*

*"That's just it, you're fucked"*

*"I know that you thought you were applying to be a security guard to watch over our lovely pizzeria during the night, but the truth is you just walked into a living nightmare"*

*"My friends Bonnie and Chica, you know the rabbit and chicken on the stage, they're gonna start moving towards your office and if they get in they're gonna stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear suit, which will kill you"*

*"Instantly"*

*"Now I know that sounds like a stressful thing to worry about on your first night on the job but we like to have a little fun around here"*

*"At your expense"*

*"(Laughs) have fun"*

### **Night 2:**

*"Uh hello? hello hello"*

*"You're still alive?"*

*"What the hell!"*

*"I thought Bonnie and Chica would destroy you!"*

*"well I guess if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself"*

*"I'm coming for you tonight"*

*"I'm gonna sprint out of my Pirate Cove, straight into your office and turn your head off!"*

*"I'm coming for ya buddy"*

### **Night 3:**

*"Okay this is starting to get annoying!"*
"how are you able to stop me from getting into the office? I'm the Mighty Foxy the Pirate Fox, damn it!"

*"Oh man, all right that's it we're sending the Big Cheese after you tonight, Freddy's coming for you this time and I assure you you won't stop him!"*

*"Oh and just a little tip for you, you should close both the doors keep both the lights on and check the cameras at all times, now I know that sounds bad because you'll be using a lot of power you know, but in actual fact we use a little reverse psychology and using the power is actually the right thing to do around here, trust me"*

*"all right buddy, I'll be seeing you very soon"*

### **Night 4:**

***Foxy:** "Okay it's Night 4 and you're still alive!"*

*"You know what, that's just fine, we're gonna be more aggressive tonight and we're going to beat you by the end of this week, you still got two more nights to go pal and let me just tell you that-"*

***Freddy:** "Foxy"*

***Foxy:** "Freddy? what do you want"*

***Freddy:** "I hear that you've been a naughty boy and you've been helping the security guard"*

***Foxy:** "No I haven't I've been trying to intimidate him*

*"**Freddy:** "Foxy, you broke the rules, now you've gotta pay the price"*

*\*Toreador March plays\**

***Foxy:** "No Freddy you don't understand! Freddy wait what are you doing? Stop it Freddy! No! Noooo!*

*\*Jumpscare Sound\**

### **Night 5:**

*"Freddy killed me last night"*

*"But no matter"*

*"Now I'm more powerful than you can possibly imagine"*

*"I'm gonna come into that office and I'm gonna cut your head off and-"*

*"Ow!"*

*"I just stubbed my ghost toe!"*

*"Are you freaking kidding me! I didn't even know that was possible!"*

*"Ow, it hurts so much! GODDAMNIT!!"*

### **The End**

*"Well congratulations, you survived all five nights"*

*"Hope you're fricken proud of yourself"*

*"Bonnie cried himself to sleep last night"*

*"You crushed all our dreams"*

*"Asshole"*

## **If Foxy was the Phone Guy 2**

**Description:**

* *"The long-awaited sequel to "If Foxy was the Phone Guy".*
* *"Foxy has once again stepped into the shoes of the Phone Guy and will give you delightful tips to beat FNAF 2!"*

### **Night 1**

*"Uh, hello? hello hello?"*

*"Oh hi, uh, I'm Foxy the Pirate Fox"*

*"Uh, you probably know me, I'm one of the-uh (Sighs), one of the broken down animatronics in the Parts/Services Room"*

*"That doesn't matter, okay!, I'm here to tell you something important"*

*"You are screwed!*

*"You just signed up for a job that's gonna get you killed!"*

*"What do I mean by that?"*

*"Well, the Toy Animatronics on the stage, they're gonna start moving towards your office and they're gonna try to kill you!"*

*"Why am I telling this?"*

*"Well honestly, I don't give a shit about you, but I HATE those Toy Animatronics"*

*"They reduced me and friends to heap of SCRAP!"*

*"And I'm gonna get my revenge on them"*

*"So I'm basically gonna tell you how to survive the night and beat those guys!"*

*"Okay, so what you need to do is when they get towards your office, you need to put on that Freddy Fazbear Head"*

*"What that's gonna do is trick them into thinking you're Freddy Fazbear and it'll get em to back off"*

*"Okay, also you need to go the Prize Counter Camera and wind up the Music Box in the room"*

*"Otherwise, The Puppet will come and kill you"*

*"And I hate that guy, don't let him kill you, okay?"*

*"Alright, have I forgotten anything?"*

*"Oh yeah, one more thing, you can flash them with the flashlight to slow them down and it really hurts their eyes, so, I'd really encourage that"*

*"Okay man, I think that's everything, good luck and I'll talk to you tomorrow"*

### **Night 2**

*"Okay man, good job you survived your first night"*

*"Clap (Clapping noises), Clap from Foxy to you"*

*"Okay, things are gonna get serious tonight, there's gonna be a few more animatronics wandering around"*

*"Including me"*

*(Maniacal Laugh)*

*"Yes that's right, I had a little bit of fun watching those Toy Animatronics try to get you yesterday"*

*"And I wasn't lying, I do hate them"*

*"But I also hate you!"*

*"And tonight I'm gonna come for ya, I'm gonna rush down that hallway and TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF!"*

*"AND YOU BETTER NOT SHINE THAT FLASHLIGHT IN MY EYES, OTHERWISE I'LL BE SUPER PISSED!"*

***BB:** "Hi mister"*

***Foxy:** "What? Who the hell are you? I'm trying to make a phone call!"*

***BB:*** *"Uh, well my name's BB and I got a proposition for you"*

***Foxy:** "Oh yeah? What do you have to offer?"*

***BB:*** *"Well, a little bit of teamwork, I'll sneak in through the vents and take the guard's batteries, and I'll give you an chance to pounce on him"*

***Foxy:*** *"Huh, I quite like that plan and I quite like you, BB, you're a smart kid."*

*"Alright let's do it, let's go get him"*

***BB:** "YEAH!"*

### **Night 3**

*"(Groans), I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHINE THAT DAMN LIGHT IN MY EYES!"*

*"OW IT'S BEEN HURTING ALL DAY!"*

*"GODAMNIT,* *Well guess what?, I've have a lot of time during the day to do nothing in the Parts/Services Room"*

*"So I was talking to my old friends, Freddy, Bonnie and Chica, and guess what?"*

*"They're gonna help me get you tonight, now you're gonna have to deal with us and the Toy Animatronics!"*

*"You just dug you're own grave pal"*

*"I'll be seeing ya very soon"*

*(Laughing)*

### **Night 4**

*"Alright, now you really pissed us off"*

*"(Groans), my eyes hurt so much, you are really gonna pay for that"*

*"I've been sharpening my hook all day, pal, and I'm coming for-"*

***Bonnie:** \*Glitching\* Ha-ha-hey Foxy, Ha-ha-hey Foxy, Ha-ha-hey Foxy"*

*"Help me get the Guard-Guard-Guard-Guard-Guard-"*

***Foxy:** "Oh great, Bonnie's malfunctioning"*

*"Look what you did to my friend"*

*"That's it, We're really gonna get you tonight, (Laughs)"*

***Bonnie:*** *"-Guard-Guard-Guard-Guard-"*

### **Night 5**

*"Okay, It's Night 5 and you're still alive"*

*"Huh, I thought I'd be pissed off that I haven't killed you yet, but I'm actually kinda happy"*

*"At the beginning of the week, I hated those Toy Animatronics, but know I kinda like them"*

***Mangle:** "Foxy!"*

***Foxy:*** *"Yes, Mangle, what do you want?"*

***Mangle:*** *"(Singing) Get off the phone and help us get the guard"*

***Foxy:*** *"Okay, Mangle, I'm coming"*

*"And I'll see you real soon"*

*"Jeremy"*

*(Laughs)*

### **Night 6**

*"Wait what?, You came back for another Night?"*

*"Why"*

*"You knew the building was on lockdown, why did you come back?*

*"Aww, did you miss us?"*

*"Well I definitely missed trying to kill you"*

*"Oh and also we've got a, uh new visitor here tonight"*

*"You might wanna watch out for him, he's uh, he's a bit weird"*

***Golden Freddy:*** *"Foxy"*

***Foxy:*** *"AHH!"*

***Golden Freddy:*** *"What did you say?!"*

***Foxy:*** *"No I didn't say anything, go and get the guard, okay, yeah (Chuckles)"*

*"Yeah, anyway, uh, yeah, watch out for that guy, uh, but-"*

*"No no, you should be watching out for me, I'm coming for you buddy!"*

*"One last night"*

*"Here we go!"*

### **The End**

*"Well congratulations, you survived not only five, but six nights at our Pizzeria"*

*"(Sighs), What a crazy week we just had"*

*"Kinda sucks that the pizzeria got shut down though"*

*"But trust me, this isn't the last you've seen of Foxy the Pirate Fox"*

*(Laughs)*

## **Trivia**

* If Foxy was the Phone Guy 2 was the first appearance of Mangle and Golden Freddy, though they have different voices.
* In-Universe, these are skit videos made by Foxy.