Driver dialogue

When Sasquatch hits other cars or bikes driving on the roads, or boats in the ocean, or they hit each other, the **drivers** yell random phrases listed below.

## Civilians

* HEY!
* HEY WATCH IT
* Watch the paint job you maniac!
* I should probably buckle up!!
* Ah jeez! I just had this thing waxed!
* OUCH I feel a lawsuit coming on!
* I've been hit by... I've been struck by... a criminal driver!
* Get out of my way!
* AH JEEZ
* I'm gonna get you for that!
* GOOD GOLLY
* HEY! Stop driving like you own the road!
* I DARE you to do that again!
* OUCH my airbags almost deployed!
* WATCH IT PAL!
* OUCH! I think I've got WHIPLASH!
* That dent will buff right out!
* AHHH I'm a target of road rage!
* Oh dear! My motor vehicle!
* AH JEEZ I'm trying to eat cereal in here!
* You just made me spill my drink! AH NUTS!
* I JUST SWALLOWED MY GUM!
* LEARN TO DRIVE, TURKEY!
* Pay attention! You're driving dangerously!
* Is it your first day knowing how to drive?!
* AHHHHH! My vehicle!
* What did I do to deserve this kind of treatment?
* Heavens to betsy!!
* Oh no!
* They should take your license away!
* They should take your license away for driving like that!
* HEY! I'm trying to drive here!
* Not *YOU* again!
* OHHH NO!
* SORRY I must not have been watching where I was driving!
* AHHH I've been involved in a vehicular incident!
* Good thing I was buckled up!
* I hope you didn't do that on purpose!
* I have no insurance!
* Hey you just slammed into me! We need to exchange insurance!
* I just bought this car today!
* Oh my goodness!
* Nice driving, bozo!
* Learn to drive, jerk!
* My wheels! You busted 'em up!
* Keep your eyes on the road!
* MY VEHICLE! Look what you've done to it!
* Take your aggression out somewhere else, buddy!
* Darn it all to heck!
* AAAHHH!! I've been struck by a vehicle driving erratically!
* MY VEHICLE! My poor vehicle!
* OHHH you just bent my fender!
* I'm gonna call the cops!
* OHHHHH that's a collision right there!
* I'll never forgive you for this!
* You're not a very good driver!
* FENDER BENDER!

The driver may also just honk at you.

### When you drive a Police Car

* Please don't arrest me!
* AAAHH it's the cops!
* Sorry officer!

### When hitting a pedestrian

* DIRECT HIT!
* OH NO, I hope you aren’t upset!
* I have an important appointment to get to, move it!
* Ah, Heck!
* That’s a lotta damage!
* Oh boy, I’m in trouble now!
* Where did that pedestrian come from?!?
* This is gonna be bad for my credit score!
* Whoops, I hope nobody saw that!
* I think I just hit a deer!
* Ack, I wasn’t looking!
* Darn jaywalkers!
* Why does this keep happening to me?!?
* Whoops, Sorry!
* Ah jeez, looks like it’s back to jail for me!
* Oh no! Not again!
* I’m outta here!
* AAAAAAAHHH!
* Uh oh!
* Whoops!
* Oh heck, didn’t see you there sonny!
* Whoa you just came out of nowhere!
* Whoa what was that bump?
* I’m not going back to jail again!
* Oh no!
* Watch it I almost spilled something important!
* That was your own fault!
* I hope you got insurance, because I don’t!
* Hey, this street is for driving, not walking!

Sometimes the driver may say normal vehicle collision dialogue instead (see the section above).

## Law enforcement

* Oooh, you're gonna get it!
* WHO DID THAT?!

## Notes

1. ↑ This is probably a reference to *Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense* episode of *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*.