1 Moment Please (Kart Fiction)

Yes. Another story. Help.

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\*K, Drew Gus walk into a cafe because we need a funny original plot\*

Gus: Hi table for three please

Frostbite: **I HATE MY JOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**

K: ...

Frostbite: Sorry, anger issues. Ok, go over where I throw this menu

\*Frostbite throws a menu to a random table for three come on do
you really think this part will be interesting exciting and funny they
are walking to a table for heck's sake of course its going to be boring
what did you expect great your still reading this now I need to make a **punny** joke that isn't **Tearable** and that makes you **tear** (Yes its wrong on purpose) up-alright I'll stop\*

K: Ok what would you like

Drew: **THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT** wait no that was Pizza Kart's line before they were thrown into the void

Gus: Uh, I'll have a burger

Drew: Same

K: Why does everybody here get burgers literally all the time

Gus and Drew: Frankly who cares

K: Yeah your right.

Princess Wonderful: HI I AM YOUR WONDERFUL TOTALLY NOT ANNOYING WAITER WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE

K: Oh god you again

Princess Wonderful: HEY, I've been improving on not being evil..........

Gus: Two days ago you forced Five to eat steak or be mind controlled and thrown into a basement

Princess Wonderful: I LET HIM GO AFTER SOME TIME

Gus: Yeah your right anyways, me and Drew will get a burger

K: I'll get Kereal

Princess Wonderful: Most cafes don't have Cereal but this is Kart Kingdom so yeah I'll get you some 1 moment please

\*Princess Wonderful makes the burgers\*

Princess Wonderful: I have the best idea EVER, I'll put steak in K's cereal and make her angry

Energy: Lol 1 minute ago you said you were working on not being evil

Princess Wonderful: SHUT UP

Energy: How about no

\*Energy is thrown outside\*

Energy: I hate this job

Princess Wonderful: Ok guys here's your food

Drew K and Gus: Thanks

\*Princess Wonderful slowly walks away watching\*

K: Hey, this cereal has steak in it, I think you made a mistake, here's the cereal back!

Princess Wonderful: Ha ha, it wasn't a mistak-

K: Nonsense, here's the food and a tip now go make the cereal

Princess Wonderful: *Oh my god....* Uh-OK SURE YEAH

\*Princess Wonderful jumps into the kitchen\*

Princess Wonderful: OK NEW PLAN PUT THE STEAK IN DREW'S CEREAL

Energy: Good luck keeping your job

Princess Wonderful: **GET OUT**

\*Energy is thrown by Gawain\*

Gawain: Hey buddy, welcome to the *people who get kicked outside for no reason at all* club, you are our fourth member

KK Mods 2 and 6: Hi

Energy: Welp, hi there

\*Princess Wonderful makes the food\*

Princess Wonderful: OK GUYS HERE'S YOUR FOOD

Drew Gus and K: Thanks

\*K leaves another tip\*

Gus: Stop leaving tips

K: I come from Illinois in Illinois literally **everybody** must give you a tip its the law

Gus: Oh ok

\*They eat\*

Drew: OH MY GOD.

Gus: What is it Dre-

Drew: **SHE**

**PUT**

**STEAK**

**IN**

**MY**

**BURGER**

K: I'm sure it was an acciden-

Drew: **AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA**

Princess Wonderful: OH MY GOD RU-

**9 minutes later**

K: Did you seriously have to trap Princess Wonderful into a cage and make it rain with pickles

Drew: Yep.

\*K facepalms\*

K: Poor Princess Wonderful lol

Gus: I know right

K: Yeah

Princess Wonderful: **LET ME OUT I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**

Drew: Rip her

Pickleback: HEY THOSE ARE MY PICKLES GIVE ME BACK MY PICKLES NOW

Drew: OH NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

**ANOTHER ORIGINAL ENDING GOES HERE**

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Gawain: Hey where's Greg

Greg: RIGHT HERE

Gawain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Greg: **DO YOU NEED A NEW CAR? HEAD ON OVER TO GREG'S CAR DEALERSHIP SO YOU CAN GET A CARDBOARD KART**

Gawain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Thanks for reading this silly Kart Fiction, and as always

---Gawain