Minnie's Diner

Minnies Diner

## Information

**The Minnie's Diner** is, as you can guess, a Diner situated within the main town. Minnie's is part of a Fortune 500 company owned by Minerva G. Sacchetti. An Italian Businesswoman who inherited the business after the original owner, Minnie, was killed by choking on a soda cracker in 1973. Minnie's opened in 1952

The Minnie's Diner is a Retro Family-Friendly diner established in the 1950's, throughout the years it has held that old 50's appearance, which was done on purpose to attract more women. We don't serve beer because the restaurant is ***family friendly***

## Description

The diner lies next to the Sheriff's department, which was a bid made to reduce the chances of robbery. Of course, the police doesn't really do their job, so most employees have to take the law into their own hands. Across the street from the Diner is the town market containing the Blockbuster, Corner Grocer, Laundromat, and of course the rival of Minnie's; the Dragon Express.

## Behind the counter

Behind the counter is no mans land for anyone who isn't an employee. Countless people have died behind this counter, however countless people have also died in front of it. Around Minnie's in general. Garbage Disposal cells may inflict a great deal of pain if you wander behind the counter. On the back counter there is a cash register, and a pie, which, contrary to popular belief (And the sign next to it), you cannot try. That pie is a relic from the 1960s. On the front counter there's some ketchup and mustard every couple seats, which you can grab.

The back door is here, remember to lock it so criminals can't break in. Out back there is the never-ending forest where countless people have been slain by criminals. Legend has it you can hear countless voided fail roleplayers whispering in your ear to "REACT!!" when you go out here. Behind the diner there is two dumpsters that garbage disposal has dumped countless bodies into. If you walk down the forest for the while you'll see the hospital, and then the Sunshine apartments.

## Belligerents

Minnie's has been involved in various scandals and wars, the largest being named the 'Kung Pao Chicken' from 1996 to 1998, against the neighboring franchise 'Dragon Express'. The starting purpose was under allegations that the establishment 'Dragon Express' was under possession of Chemical weaponry which had been transferred in from Saddam Hussein in 1996, these allegations were found false. When 3 Department of Defense Employees arrived to investigate the overall issue, they had been reportedly assaulted with a pot of rice, resulting in their retreat.

The following battle ensued on August 11th, 1997 , when 25 Marines had shown up to the Plaza, while 40 Army soldiers had secured a perimeter around a 15 mile radius. Upwards of 15 Dragon Express Employees (Lead by Yi Ruogang, Yao Shun **†**, Guo Qigang, Peng Qipon **†**) had fought against the 25 Marine soldiers (Lead by Robert B. Johnston), the aftermath of the 'Peaceful detaining' resulted in the 25 Marines being injured in hand to hand combat against the Employees, and a retreat of the Marines. Only one death had been reported in this, from Peng Qipon who had passed away from Yellow Fever. Further investigation from this battle deducted the illegal sales of weaponry from the National Security Agency to an anonymous warehouse under the ownership of Michael McNerconalgaleechaleon and Minerva G. Sacchetti. The Executive Director of the National Security Agency Deborah Preobrazhensky was placed under administrative leave and investigation to be further audited for any previous results from this.

The largest, and final battle occurred on August 12th, 1997, where 20 Minnie's Diner Employees (Lead by Michael McNerconalgaleechaleon) had battled on the Plaza parking lot against 14 Dragon Express Employees (Lead by Yao Shun **†**, Liao Hai **†**, Wen Gengxin **†**.). The brutal battle resulted in the first and final heavy casualty battle between the two establishments, resulting in the death of 9 Dragon Express Employees, 3 Injured Dragon Express Members and the deaths of Yao Shun, Liao Hai and Wen Gengxin. The casualties on Minnie's Diner side counted up to 12 Deceased Employees, and 3 Injured Employees. The aftermath of this battle resulted in the arrests of six total employees from the Milwaukee County Sheriffs Office, who after further investigation confirmed that Dragon Express was not under possession of Biological, Nuclear or Chemical weaponry. Michael McNerconalgaleechaleon, Deborah Preobrazhensky, Minerva G. Sacchetti and Hal Moore had received Presidential pardons for their actions from President Bill Clinton in 1998, with Robert B Johnston, John J. Yeosock, Tommy Ray Frank, and Walter E. Boomer formally apologizing for their actions against the Dragon Express Establishment.

The Mayor of the town has attempted various times to deny the occuring of 'Kung Pao Chicken', but further media virilization resulted in this battle growing Nation wide attention. The National Security Agency had been reprimanded entirely for the illegal sales of their weaponry, the Department of Defense and the Commanding officers seemingly received no reprimand from this, and Yi Ruogang had been reimbursed from his insurance company for the destruction of his rice pot, being reimbursed upwards of $34.99.

Claims from radio show host Alex Jones speculates that Minnie's Diner had an involvement in the United States 'Deep State' conspiracy on July 7th, 2001. This claim in the midst of catching attention was immediately shoved aside as the September 11th attacks occurred, resulting in further conspiracies focusing on it.

## Minnie's Diner Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act

As of 1998, Minnie's Diner introduced the new WIOA organization, which would offer equal opportunity to employees regardless of skin color (somewhat), race, sexual orientation, gender, height, weight and disability. Sometimes. This is the earliest known informercial made by Michael McNerconalgaleechaleon, Dakota Colorado, and an Unnamed Prostitute.

## Minnie's Diner

##### **Leaders & Commanders**

**Robert B. Johnston** (US Marine Corp Lieutenant General.)

**John J. Yeosock** (US Army Lieutenant General)

**Tommy Ray Franks** (US Army Four Star General)

**Walter E. Boomer** (US Marine Corp Four Star General)

**Michael McNerconalgaleechaleon** (Minnie's Diner General Manager, Retired US Army Lieutenant Colonel)

**Minerva G. Sacchetti** (Minnie's Diner Regional Manager)

**Hal Moore** (Retired US Army Lieutenant General)

**Deborah Preobrazhensky** (National Security Agency Executive Director)

##### **Strength**

* 20+ Minnie's Diner Employees
* Unknown number of Minnie's Garbage Disposal Employees
* 2+ Minnie's Corporate Complaint's Department Employees
* 5+ Department of Defense Employees
* 35+, 1 Platoon of US Marine Soldiers
* 40+, 1 Platoon of US Army Soldiers
* 3+ National Security Agency affiliates

## Dragon Express

##### **Leaders & Commanders**

**Yi Ruogang** (Dragon Express Regional Management)

**Yao Shun †** (Dragon Express Manager)

**Liao Hai †** (Dragon Express Assistant Manager)

**Wen Gengxin †** (Dragon Express Shift Manager, Night Shift)

**Guo Qigang** (Dragon Express Shift Manager, Day Shift)

**Peng Qipon †** (Dragon Express Supervisor)

**Reginald Arcanum** (Milwaukee County Sheriff's Office Sheriff)

**Jiang Zemin** (General Secretary of the Communist Party) **[9/14/97 3:00 PM CST to 9/14/97 4:30 PM CST]**

##### **Strength**

* 15+ Dragon Express Employees
* 2+ Chinese Ministry of State Security Agents. **[For the retrieval of 'Teng He', an illegally immigrated Chinese Citizen. 9/14/97]**
* 25+ Milwaukee County Sheriff Office Deputies
* 10+ Criminal Investigative Division Detectives
* 15+ Special Weapons and Tactics Officers

## Casualties

#### Minnie's Diner

* 12 Minnie's Diner Employees **[Deceased]**
* 3 Minnie's Diner Employees **[POW, Felmers O. Chaney Correctional Center]**

* 25 US Marines **[Injured]**

* 3 Department of Defense Employees **[Injured]**

#### Dragon Express

* 4 Dragon Express Management Team Employees **[Deceased]**

* 9 Dragon Express Employees **[Deceased]**
* 1 Dragon Express Employee, 'Teng He' **[POW, LOCATED IN QINCHENG PRISON]**
* 3 Dragon Express Employees **[POW, Felmers O. Chaney Correctional Center]**

## 2010 bankruptcy. 2012 closure

In June of 2010. Minnie's went bankrupt due to shootings. and people stole their money.

On July 12, 2012. Minnie's permanently closed. however It's in good shape still!

## Trivia

* Minnie's Diner has been deemed a "12" on the Sanitary Inspection Grade by the Milwaukee Health Department, failing it.
* Various celebrities' have been served in Minnie's Diner, such as David Koresh, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Joe Biden
* There is no such thing as "Minnie's Diner Garbage Disposal."
* Popular to contrary belief, Minnie's Diner was not purchased out by Kentucky Fried Chicken LLC. Michael McNerconalgaleechaleon and Colonel Sanders were bitter rivals and attempted to kill each other. However, Michael wishes Colonel Sanders would come back so he would finally have someone to hate again.
* Minnie's Diner has been deemed one of the most dangerous locations throughout the entirety of the United States, holding up to 35 to 50 shootings on a daily basis.

* Minnie's Diner is described as where Armageddon will take place in many school tales. It is also rumoured to be cursed and the reason why the town surrounding it is so violent for no reason.
* The roof was accessible in an old date.
* In 2009. Minnie's was sued.