The Sandwich Dictionary

The Sandwich Dictionary is a set of words and definitions created by Patrick, with help from Sundial, Helix, and Johnny. This dictionary came about when Johnny made the remark that "Patrick will say the most random shit like 'this really buys a sandwich.' and expects us to understand."

## **The Sandwich Dictionary**

**Sandwich** - (san-witch) [n]

The concept of good.

**Sandwhich** - (sammitch) [n]

The concept of bad.

**Sandwitch** - (sand-WITCH) [adj]

Someone who is unpleasant to be around.

“Jessica is kind of a sandwitch, dontcha think?”

**Sandwich #1** - (sand-wich numb-burr won) [adj]

Someone who is pleasant to be around.

“You’re sandwich #1!”

**Meatball** - (meet-ball) [n]

The concept of stupidity.

**Tofu** - (toe-foo)

The concept of intelligence.

**Pweezer** - (pwee-zer) [adj]

Someone or something that is small and/or short.

“That mouse is a pweezer.”

**Gweezer** - (gwee-zer) [adj]

Someone or something that is big and/or tall.

“Elephants are gweezers.”

**John “\_\_\_\_”** - (john) [n]

The inventor or founder of a given thing.

“I love Tally Hall! It would be so cool to meet John Tally Hall.”

**Meatball Moment** - (meet-ball mow-ment) [n]

A moment of sheer and utter stupidity.

“I hate when people go online and just have meatball moments.”

**Tofu Moment** - (toe-foo mow-ment) [n]

An event of great intelligence.

“I hope I have a tofu moment during the test today!”

**Really Buys A Sandwich** - (ree-lee b-eyes a sand-witch) [ph]

A phrase used for when something is pleasant.

“This new weezer album really buys a sandwich!”

**Really Eats A Sandwhich** - (ree-lee eets a sammitch) [ph]

A phrase used for when something is unpleasant.

“This new Nickelback album really eats a sandwhich…”

**Sandwiching Around** - (sand-witching a-round) [v]

To do good deeds for others.

“Every weekend, Hannah sandwiches around her community.”

**Sandwhiching Around** - (sammitching a-round) [v]

To be mean or annoying to others.

“I hate Karen. She’s always sandwhiching around the baristas at Starbucks.”

**Brumbalow** - (brum-ba-low) [adj]

Someone who acts as though they have authority, when in actuality, they do not have any at all.

“These moderators are such Brumbalows!”

**Lemoing** - (lem-oing) [v]

When you’re listening to your favorite song or band and you bounce to the music without thinking about it.

“Last night was so fun, me and my girlfriend were lemoinging to They Might Be Giants until 3:47 a.m.!”

**Bateick** - (bait-ick) [n]

Nickname for Baterick Patman.

“Who the hell is Bateick?”

**T** - (tee) [adj]

Something that is mildly disappointing.

“[patrick voice] Do you like Ben Folds? his early work was a bit t”

**Tim** - (tehm) [n]

The person you blame something you did on so you don’t get in trouble.

“I didn’t blow up your air fryer, Tim did.”

**Ben Folds** - (ben folds) [n?]

This is what you call something you don’t understand and do not particularly want to. Specifically used when you’re in a VC and people are talking about something you’re not familiar with. (NOT to be confused with Ben Folds)

“Can we change the topic? You all know Homestuck is Ben Folds to me, guys.”

**Five Tons of Cheese** - (fiv t-onz ov ch-ease) (n)

An absurd option to give someone in a game of would you rather. Used when you can't think of anything else.

"Would you rather eat Five Tons of Cheese or get scoliosis?"

**Glorn** - (gla-orn) (v)

When you are having fun but suddenly you turn green.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOH NO IT HAPPENED. I GLORNED."