Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

***Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut*** is another upcoming completely-censored Winnie the Pooh crossover film planned to be made by Yakko Warner and Shadow101815. It will appear on Google Drive as part of a double feature with *Pooh's Adventures of Stand by Me* in the near future.

## Plot

Winnie the Pooh, Ash Ketchum, Littlefoot, SpongeBob SquarePants, Simba, Bloom, and their friends take a vacation to South Park and reunite with their old friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick as they sneak into the Terrance and Phillip movie.

## Summary

One morning in South Park, Colorado, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and his adopted baby brother Ike, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick visit the movie theater to see Terrance and Phillip's new film, *Butts of Fire*. When they are denied tickets to an R-rated film, the boys pay a homeless man to accompany them. After watching the film, the boys begin swearing constantly. Their friends are impressed and also decide to see the film, except for Wendy Testaburger, who becomes acquainted with transfer student Gregory, to Stan's jealousy.

When the children's parents find out, they are forbidden from seeing the film again, but do so multiple times. As a bet with Cartman, Kenny sets his fart on fire, imitating a scene from the film; he accidentally immolates himself and is rushed to the hospital, where he dies from a botched heart transplant. Barred from Heaven, Kenny descends into Hell, wherein he encounters Satan and his abusive partner Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Kyle's mother, Sheila, forms the Mothers Against Canada (M.A.C.) movement with other parents. Terrance and Phillip are arrested as war criminals; when the United States refuses to release them, Canada bombs the Baldwin brothers in retaliation. The US declares war on Canada and arranges to have Terrance and Phillip executed during a USO show. After insulting Sheila, Cartman is implanted with a V-chip, which administers an electric shock whenever he swears.

Satan prophesies that the war is a sign of the apocalypse and upon Terrance and Phillip's deaths, he will invade and conquer Earth. After failing to persuade Satan to abandon Saddam, Kenny's ghost visits Cartman to warn him. Unable to reason with their mothers, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman form a resistance movement with their classmates to rescue Terrance and Phillip. At Gregory's behest, they recruit the French-accented, misotheistic Cristophe, nicknamed "the Mole." Kyle later hides Ike in their family's attic as Canadians are sent to internment camps. After they infiltrate the show, Stan and Kyle are tasked with stalling the execution, while Cartman attempts to deactivate the alarm as the Mole prepares to secure Terrance and Phillip. However, Kenny's ghost reappears before Cartman, frightening him into forgetting his task. The Mole is discovered and fatally mauled by guard dogs.

The remaining boys try to warn their mothers about Satan's prophecy, but are ignored as the execution commences. The execution is interrupted when the Canadian Army launches a surprise attack, resulting in a massive battle between the two armies. Cartman deactivates the electrical switch, allowing Terrance and Phillip to escape; the shock from the switch causes his V-chip to malfunction. Stan chases after them, but is knocked out in an explosion. Members of M.A.C., horrified at what they incited, decide to abandon their cause, with only Sheila remaining committed.

Stan reawakens before a sentient clitoris, who tells him to be self-confident to gain Wendy's affection. Stan leads the others to Terrance and Phillip, whom the US Army have cornered. The children form a human shield as Kyle tries to reason with Sheila, faulting her for scapegoating others for his mistakes. While the soldiers begin to back down, Sheila refuses and shoots Terrance and Phillip dead, fulfilling Satan's prophecy. Saddam usurps Satan and demands that everyone bow to him. When Saddam insults Cartman, the latter's retort releases bolts of energy from his hands. Subsequently, Cartman engages in profanity-laden tirades to attack Saddam, who continues to verbally abuse Satan. Satan becomes enraged and throws Saddam back into Hell, where he is impaled on a stalagmite.

Grateful for Kenny's support, Satan grants him one wish. Kenny wishes for everything to return to a pre-war state, and parts with his friends before disappearing. South Park is restored as the casualties, including Terrance and Phillip, are undone. As Americans and Canadians make peace, Sheila reconciles with Kyle, as does Wendy with Stan. For his sacrifice, Kenny is allowed entry into Heaven.

## Trivia

* Christopher Robin, The 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance, Ash Ketchum and his friends, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, Pearl Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Gary the Snail, Larry the Lobster, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Grandma SquarePants, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, The McDonaldland Adventure Crew, The Simpsons, Gina Vendetti, Milhouse VanHouten, Alex Whitney, Ned Flanders, Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders, Peter Griffin and his family, Glenn Quagmire, Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown and his family, Tim the Bear, Stan Smith and his family, The Futurama gang, Bob Belcher and his family, Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Dino, The Jetsons, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Pluto, Max Goof, Roxanne, Stacy, Bobby, PJ, Bigfoot (from A Goofy Movie), the Beret girl in the cafe (from An Extremely Goofy Movie), Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Princess Anna and her friends, The DigiDestined and their Digimon, Scooby-Doo and the gang, Scrappy-Doo, Scooby-Dum, Crystal and Amber (from Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders), Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Danny and Sawyer and their friends (from Cats Don't Dance), Ariel and her family (including Princess Melody), Charlie Brown and his friends, the Kids Next Door, Numbuh 362, Chanticleer and his friends, Hank Hill and his friends, Timmy Turner and his friends, Lincoln Loud and his sisters, Lynn Loud Sr., Rita Loud, Clyde McBride, Harold McBride, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Bobby Santiago, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, Clifford the Big Red Dog and his friends, The Super Evil Subspace Empire Squad, The New United Alliance of Evil, Man Ray, The Dirty Bubble, The Flying Dutchman, The Crime Empire, Dr. Facilier, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Winterbolt, Ursula, Pete, Captain Hook, Makunga, Dr. Blowhole, Clayton, Yzma, the Predator, Hades, Pain and Panic, Carface, Killer, Belladonna, Cruella De Vil, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Shere Khan, Kaa the Snake, Arthur and Cecil, Father, the Delightful Children, One-Eyed Sally and Blather, Denzel Crocker, Ratigan, and Fidget will guest star in this film.
* The Super Evil Subspace Empire Squad, The New United Alliance of Evil, Man Ray, The Dirty Bubble, The Flying Dutchman, The Crime Empire, Dr. Facilier, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Winterbolt, Ursula, Pete, Captain Hook, Makunga, Dr. Blowhole, Clayton, Yzma, the Predator, Hades, Pain and Panic, Carface, Killer, Belladonna, Cruella De Vil, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Shere Khan, Kaa the Snake, Arthur and Cecil, Father, the Delightful Children, One-Eyed Sally and Blather, Denzel Crocker, Ratigan, and Fidget will work for Saddam Hussein.
* Anabelle will make a cameo in this film.
* Pooh and his friends have met Stan Marsh and his friends before in *SpongeBob's Adventures of Pooh's Heffalump Movie*.
* This is one of the few Winnie the Pooh crossovers with an R-rated film.
* After this film, Stan Marsh and his friends will join Pooh and his friends for future adventures made by Yakko Warner.
* A new version of the song "Are You In or Out?" from *Aladdin and the King of Thieves* will be featured in this film being made by Yakko Warner with Hades dubbed in Sa'luk's voice and the guest villains dubbed in the thieves' voices.
* This is an NTSC film with NTSC bits from the *Winnie the Pooh* films, the *Pokémon* films, *The Lion King* films, *The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie*, *Turtles Forever*, the *All Dogs Go to Heaven* films, *The Simpsons Movie*, *Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night*, *Gremlins*, *Hercules*, and more.
* Yru17 originally planned to re-edit this film as well as a separate Land Before Time crossover with *South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut*, but he retired from re-editing anymore crossovers, so Yakko Warner and Shadow101815 will make this film with Littlefoot and his friends as additional guest stars instead.

## Censorship

The following content will be censored in order to make this film appropriate for children under 17.

* The C\*\*\*\*\*\*s will be replaced by The Fairy Godmother (from *Cinderella*) with dubbed dialogue.
* The naked angels will be replaced by various angel dogs seen in *All Dogs Go to Heaven 2* (including Annabelle from the first *All Dogs Go to Heaven*) as well as various deceased allies, such as Littlefoot's mother, Mufasa, Sitka, Maude Flanders, Poppa Henry (from *The Good Dinosaur*), and Tadashi Hamada.
* During Mr. Garrison's math class, a stock dolphin chirp sound effect be used as the "F" word. Also, "Jew", "fat\*\*\*", "r\*\*\*\*\*", "s\*\*\*", and "s\*\*\* my b\*\*\*\*" could be replaced with "fool", "coward", "idiot", "shoot", and "get kicked out" respectively.
* All of the strong language will be replaced by lighter phrases and insults like "coward," "idiot," "gosh," "darn," "butt," "dang," "heck," and more.
* Words like "r\*\*\*\*\*", "drugs", "alcohol", "sex", etc. will be replaced by "idiot", "poison", "beer", "love", etc.
* Slang terms like "chicks", "cripple", "gay", etc. will be replaced by "gals", "dummy", "happy", "dumb" (also for "gay"), etc.
* Words like "butth\*\*\*", "buns-h\*\*\*", "d\*\*\*\*\*s", "porn", etc. will be edited out.
* Inappropriate fart sounds will be edited out with scenes replaced by new images of characters burping (as well as burp sounds being included) and honking clown horns.
* The foul language songs that remain intact will be re-edited in order to make the songs appropriate for children under 17.
* Terrance and Phillip's song will be replaced by the songs *Jungle Boogie* and *Shake Your Groove Thing*, due to too much profanity and toilet humor.
* During the song *La Resistance*, a short reprise of Terrance and Phillip's song will be replaced by a short reprise of the song *Are You In or Out?*.
* *Terrance and Phillip: A\*\*\*\* of Fire* will be renamed *Terrance and Phillip: Butts of Fire*.
* The scene where Kenny sets himself on fire will be edited out, due to inappropriate images.
* Satan and Saddam Hussein will be portrayed as roommates instead of an LGBT couple.
* Big Gay Al's name will be changed to "Big Happy Al", due to slang uses of "gay".
* Mr. Garrison will say "Oh, well, your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their breaks or something." instead of "Oh, well, your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their periods or something.", due to sex-related uses of "period".
* The Mole will say "What do you think this is, kid? TV kiddie hour where we all sit around and hug Barney the dinosaur's stupid tail?" instead of "What do you think this is, kid? TV kiddie hour where we all sit around and l\*\*k Barney the dinosaur's f\*\*king p\*\*\*\*?".
* All scenes of various characters smoking cigarettes, cigars, etc. will be cut.
* Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman will get busted instead of grounded.
* The Mole will not carry a cigarette in his mouth.
* Stock animal sound effects will be included sometimes as censor sounds for various swear words and disturbing details at certain points.
* The scene where Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman watch a pornography internet video will be edited out.

## Transcript

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