Brooke Bourgeois/Appraisals

This page lists various things the cast have said about Brooke.

"*Brooke, thank you for your valuable service to the town. We love the clock that you made. Now it's time to kick you to death and I'm very sorry.*"
―Adam (*You've Been Hagged!*)

"*I don't trust you as far as I can throw you - and you are very small.*"
―Sullivan (*Mistakes Were Made*)

"*Unless Brooke wants to kick the shit out of Sully again, we'll wrap this up right now.*"
―Tom (*A Bad Moon Rises*)

"*Genuinely sat there in a room on your own, talking to a sock.*"
―Ben (*Everybody Loves Puppets*)

"*What people don't understand is that when Brooke concentrates she sounds like a stone cold bitch, she sounds horrible to people.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play CHINATOWN*)

"*Lilliputian rage battery, Brooke Bourgeois.*"
―Adam (*10 Board Game Resolutions For 2022*)

"*She has 24 hours to watch Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3, and obviously the Chris Pratt sequels as well before I'll review whether we can stay together.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*)

"*Words are meaningless to you!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*)

"*The Queen of Hearts, who, much like Brooke, is a diminutive rage monster.*"
―Sullivan (*Brooke Vs Tom - Villainous - LOTB Quarter Final*)

"*I would love to bonked by Brooke. I would find it thrilling. I would find it a privilege!*"
―Rosie (*Let's Play MAFIA DE CUBA*)

"*I can't tell if you are The Thing or you're just off the mark.*"
―Jon (*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*)

"*You are the best fucking Captain in the world!... This is why I'm your royal boyfriend.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*)

"*Up until this point, my seduction of Sullivan was a long-running joke. I will make it my mission in life to make it a long-running reality. I am taking your man, Brooke Bourgeois, like you took my Western Legends victory from me. I am going to marry him and you will be invited to our fucking wedding. And at the wedding we're selling fucking Milky Bars!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*)

"*I've never seen someone for no reason - FOR NO REASON - fuck over another player!*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*)

"*Hey, think about this though - when all this is said and done, I get to go to a different home than her. You don't get that privilege.*" [to Sullivan]
―Adam (*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*)

"*You couldn't inspire your way out of a paper bag, Brooke!*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play VAGRANTSONG*)

"*You're going to get shot in the back by your own troops!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play VAGRANTSONG*)

"*You are, pound for pound, the funniest person in the world!*"
―Sullivan (*100k Subs NRB Charity Marathon For Mind!!!*)

"*Brooke, never change for a* day *in your life.*"
―Adam (*NRB Wish Charity Livestream!!*)

"*You famously see the world as everyone else sees it.*"
―Tom (*Let's Play CODENAMES II*)

"*How dare you describe yourself as stable?!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play MONIKERS*)

"*[Brooke 'This is a little bit out of left field'] You do fucking surprise me, Brooke Bourgeois.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*)

"*Brooke, you're the best!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*)

"*You can't just say the first word that comes into your head!*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*)

"*[Brooke 'I'm not actually funny.'] That's not true, Brooke, you're the funniest person we know, Brooke.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*)

"*Brooke, did you ever think these stories were unusual, until now?*"
―Dan (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*)

"*Stop! Every fucking word that comes out of your goddamn mouth! ... I'm not ready for the next line!*"
―TomSka (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*)

"*You've got your wish, Brooke Bourgeois - I'm dead.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play COUP II)*