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Bubble Liquid

**“***What? We're out of bubble liquid?***”**
— **Alvina Wright****, Bubble Liquid**

Prologue to Episode 4, Season 1.

Episode artwork by Anders Pederson

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

Alvina is discussing the methods they have killed clients over that month with someone over the phone. The other person is not audible. She is told there is someone in the person's office and they hang up, to her alarm.

### Notable Events

* The following episode 'reveals' that the person on the other end of the call is The Interviewer, and contains the other side of the conversation.

## Quotes

**“***What? What's happening?! Who-Who's in your office? Hello? Hello? Hey! What's going on! Speak to me!***”**
— **Alvina**

## Cast

* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne

## Credits

This prelude features Julia C. Thorne as Alvina. Written and edited by Philip Thorne, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Recorded at Tongeber Studios with the assistance of Gabriel Geber.

## Notes

* The phone conversation Alvina is having is with The Interviewer. The other half of the conversation can be heard in Episode 4 - Nathaniel McBride.
	+ The reason the call was done this way was likely because Alvina had not been conceived of as a character as of recording the main episodes of Season 1. She would not be included in the series until the prologue episodes were written and recorded.
Bathing in Cocoa - PodUKast Interview

## Credits

Hosts: Jess Anson and Chris Malowany

Guests: Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

The PodUKast theme music is by David Devereux.

For full credits see our website.

This interview was originally released by PodUKast on 24 May 2019.

To learn more about PodUKast and the PodUK convention check out www.rocksaltevents.com

## Notes

*To be added*
PodUKast logo
Anders N. Pedersen

**Anders N. Pedersen** is the illustrator and graphic designer for *The Amelia Project*, and the man behind the logo.

He is a regular collaborator of Imploding Fictions, and has designed a number of their flyers and posters throughout the years. He is also the artist behind the comic strip "Et øyeblikk", published in the Norwegian comic book Rutetid.
Answerphone

Official artwork of the Answerphone by Anders Pederson

## Description

The Answerphone (or Answering Machine to Americans) is an important piece of technology at The Amelia Project. As an ordinary Answerphone, it has the important job of recording messages of callers to The Amelia Project looking for help faking their deaths. At the beginning of every Amelia-based client episode, the Answerphone's greeting plays followed by a beep and the message from the potential client.

There is a real world number for the Answerphone, dictated by Agent Haines at the end of Episode 10 - Melissa Menken, where callers can leave messages for The Amelia Project. Some of these messages are then compiled into Voicemail Compilations that are then released into the main feed for the show.

The Answerphone's number is 00442038073634.

## History

The Answerphone's history is the same as any standard answering device. It has done its job diligently over the years and has served The Amelia Project well.

After The Amelia Project is forced out of London by various law enforcement groups and other parties, the Answerphone was unused for a time. Once The Amelia Project was reestablished in Paris, a new greeting for the Answerphone was recorded.

## Greetings

**“***Congratulations. You’ve reached The Amelia Project. This phone call isn’t happening. If you’re not serious about this, hang up. Now. If you continue, there’s no way back. Good choice. A new life awaits. You’ll hear back from us within the hour. If you do not hear back, please consider the whole thing a hoax. Leave your message after the beep.***”**
— **Answerphone Greeting****, Original**

**“***Well hello. You've reached the Amelia Project. At the present time, the Amelia team is on annual leave and we are unable to take on any cases. If your disappearance can wait, call us back in a few weeks. If it can't wait... then good luck.***”**
— **Answerphone Greeting****, Out of Office**

**“***Congratulations. You have come to The Amelia Project. If you’re not serious, please hang up. If you continue, there is no return. Good choice. There is a new life awaiting you. You’ll hear back from us. If you don’t hear back, please consider this a hoax. Leave your message after the beep.***”**
— **Answerphone Greeting****, After Episode 43 - Faith**
Day 6

**“***Amid the merry confusion, we kit Natalie out with a hat, beard, and gown, and she becomes a caroler!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, The 12 Deaths of Christmas - Day 6**

## Episode Guide

### Next

Day 5
Day 7

### Transcript

*Click here for transcript*

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Client

**Name:** Natalie Hollingworth

**Death:** *Disappearance by Caroling* - The Amelia crew dress up in Santa outfits and go caroling at Hollingworth Hall. They anticipate Cuthbert zealously joining in, leading to joining hands and dancing. Amid the confusion, Natalie is kitted out with a hat, beard, and gown and joins the carolers before being whisked off to London.

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Piotr Kozlowski played by Hemi Yeroham
* Joey played by Stan Morris
* Salvatore played by Fernando Tiberini

## Credits

The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The cover art for Day 6, compared to Day 5, now six geese in the background and eleven eggs on Alvina's desk.
Episode 58 - Amelia (1999)

**“***Martha Plum, may you rest in peace.***”**
— **The Interviewer and Kozlowski****, Season 5, Episode 58**

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*

## Credits

This episode was written and directed by Oystein Brager with story and audio editing by Philip Thorne and story consultancy by Maty Parzival. Sound design by Adam Raymonda and music by Fredrik Baden. The episode featured Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Jordan Cobb as Jackie Williams, Erin King as Mia Fox, Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia Morizawa as Amelia and coming up Julia C. Thorne as Alvina. Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Episode 33 - Alvina

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Øystein Brager with story editing by Philip Thorne. It was directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein Brager with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode featured Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia and Federico Trujillo as Pablo Perez Garcia. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Door 5

**“***Lustig, lustig, tralera-lera!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Door 5**

* Cover
* Open

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
7th Election

President: Liberals (Libs)
Almen Libs1

The 7th General Election in the Plennlands State Union finished June 6 2018 after 3 days. In totalt, local elections were held in 28 Counties and 128 municipalities.

After the General Election to the Parliament of Plennland, a government of the Liberals, the Aristocrats and the Conservatives were organized, with the President of Plennland from the Liberals in Almen County. The core government has a totalt of 28 representatives (18 Libs, 5 Aris, 5 Cons), with a stable support from the Capitalist party affiliation Group of 4 representatives, the Conservative party affiliation Group of 8 representatives, and the Liberal party affiliation Group of 8 representatives, for a total of 48 representatives explicitly supporting the government.

## General Election (Parliament)

The Parliament of the Plennlands State Union had 117 seats in the 7th Election. The seats were distributed by a number between 2 and 8 to each of the 28 Counties based mainly on population. Seats are distributed between local parties in each County directly based on the local elections.

## Local Elections (Counties and municipalities)

The local elections in 28 Counties, Townships and Cities, organized by the Department of Elections & Censuses, and co-organized by the respective Counties, resulted in the elections of 28 local Mayors and Governors, 128 municipal chairmen, and indirectly 117 Parliamentary representatives from the Counties.

2. Aboutland
3. Gress
4. Calmes Town
5. Calmeslen
6. Lapper
7. Sulland
8. Wellany
9. Engelland
10. Bonte Market Town
11. Plenn
12. Cleartown Town
13. Burnet
14. Enterland
15. Archet
16. Almen Town
17. Alter
18. Orean Town
19. Middel City
20. Halte
21. Hesseland
22. Bonder
23. Holtland
24. Dremer Town
25. Emden
26. Emer Town
27. Dyerston Town
28. Dyersarm
2. District Union
3. District Union
4. Ever Party\*
5. Lenland Labors
6. District Union
7. Labors
8. Produce Party
9. District Union
10. Market Party
11. District Union
12. Worker Party
13. District Union
14. Plainland Party
15. Socialists
16. Liberals\*
17. District Union
18. Labors
19. Liberals
20. District Union
21. District Union
22. District Union
23. Workshop Union
24. Railer Union
25. District Union
26. Rever Party\*
27. Dyers' Party
28. Dyers' Party
2. WP (2), DU (2), Cons (2), AHab (1)
3. DU (1), AHab (1)
Episode 32 - The New President

## Credits

This episode was written and directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein Brager with sound design by Dominic Hargreaves and Fredrik Baden. It featured Alan Burgon as the Interviewer, Alex Scott Fairley as Ant, Andrei Zayats as Boris, Alexander Mercury as Oleg, Jordan Cobb as Jackie Williams, Erin King as Mia Fox, Benjamin Noble as agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as agent Cole, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Lory Martinez as Savannah, and additional voices by James Carney. The episode was recorded at the Bridge Writing Studio in London, Lovetraxx Tonstudio in Lüneburg, Germany, Studio Ochenta in Paris, and Loudoun County Public Library in Virginia USA. Thank you to Lala Drona for script consultancy. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions, with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Day 9

**“***A letter from Dorothy Hollingworth... How the hell did that get here?***”**
— **Alvina Wright****, The 12 Deaths of Christmas - Day 9**

## Episode Guide

### Next

Day 8
Day 10

### Transcript

*Click here for transcript*

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Client

**Name:** Dorothy Hollingworth

**Proposed Death:** *Death by Mistletoe* - A man known as "The Fairy Prince," played by an Amelia employee, turns up outside Hollingworth Hall claiming to be the heir of a fairy light empire. He tells Cuthbert Hollingworth that he's looking for a suitable young woman to marry, and he'll determine who will be his future wife by mistletoe. The prince will kiss all the young women of the house under the mistletoe, until he finds the one with the softest lips, the sweetest breath, and the warmest embrace. Dorothy then drops dead when he kisses her due to an allergic reaction to his lip balm. The prince, crestfallen and embarrassed, takes her body with him, vowing to give her a worthy funeral. One in which the coffin will be draped in fairy lights! This death was cancelled due to measures taken by Cuthbert Hollingworth.

**Proposed Death:** *Death by Cluedo* - The Amelia crew use the partridge, two turtle doves, three French hens, four calling birds, six geese a laying, seven swans a swimming, and eight maids a milking to cause a distraction to lure Cuthbert out of Hollingworth Hall. Joey and Salvatore crawl through the rose garden to the back of the house, where they clamber up to the roof. Once they get the signal, they slide the bag with the corpse down the chimney and into the drawing room. They slide down the chimney after the corpse, set the scene, then jump out of the window and over the garden wall together with Dorothy. Death thwarted by the appearance of the nine ladies dancing.

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Piotr Kozlowski played by Hemi Yeroham
* Joey played by Stan Morris
* Salvatore played by Fernando Tiberini

## Credits

The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The cover art for Day 9, compared to Day 8, has added three five ladies dancing (and the hand of a sixth) in front of the cows and milkmaids.
Prologue - Season 5 Part 1

**“***Uncle?***”**
— **Lorraine Fletcher****, Season 5 Part 1 Prologue**

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Lorraine Fletcher played by Rebekah McLoughlin

## Credits

Written and edited by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Rebekah McLoughlin as Lorraine Fletcher.
Episode 17 - Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker

**“***At Amelia, we've always wanted to get into politics.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Season 2, Episode 17**

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Answerphone voiced by Julia Morizawa
* Bartholomew Fuckface Chucklepants Knucklecracker played by Felix Trench
* Christopher Haines played by Benjamin Noble
* Henry Cole played by Torgny G. Aanderaa
* Newsreader played by Gemma Arrowsmith

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne. It was directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager with music and Sound Design by Frederik Baden. It featured Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Felix Trench as Bartholomew Fuckface Chucklepants Knucklecracker, Benjamin Noble as Agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as Agent Cole, Gemma Arrowsmith as the Newsreader, and Julia Morizawa on the Answerphone. The episode was produced by Imploding Fictions. It was recorded at the Bridge Writing Studio in London, and Spike City Studio in Oslo, and engineered by Sam Harper and Robert Rustad Amundsen. All graphic design for the Amelia Project is by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The newspaper sword fight was actually acted out by Alan Burgon and Felix Trench. The video was posted to the series twitter. Click here to see the video.
Episode 57 - Ross (2001)

**“***Is this more of a Hannibal Lecter or a Magneto sort of situation?***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Season 5, Episode 57**

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*

## Credits

This episode was written by Oystein Brager, directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager, with story and audio editing by Philip Thorne. It was designed by Adam Raymonda with music by Fredrik Baden. The episode featured Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Graham Rowat as Scott, Federico Trujillo as Ross, and coming up Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Jordan Cobb as Jackie Williams and Erin King as Mia Fox. Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Episode 56 - Curtain

**“***We're coming, Sheba!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Season 4, Episode 56**

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Notable Events

* The Interviewer's name is revealed through his gravestone in Montmartre Cemetery.
* The Interviewer reveals to Alvina that he is dying and that Kozlowski has been keeping him alive with Patience.
* Venerio's prediction of The Interviewer's death is reveals.
	+ His prediction read that his death would take place on the hill of martyrs and Bastet would be my guide to the underworld.

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* French Waiter played by Stephane Gerard
* Sheba the Cat

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne with story editing by Oystein Ulsberg Brager and music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. It featured Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and a cameo by Stephane Gerard as the waiter. Graphic design by Anders Pedersen and production assistance by Maty Parzival. This episode was recorded at Soundbourne Studio in Vienna. Thank you to Ruben Stranger for musical inspiration.

## Notes

* This episode was released on the 90th anniversary of Amelia Earhart's historic transatlantic solo flight on May 20, 1932.
Henry Cole

**Agent Henry Cole** is a recurring character on *The Amelia Project* and member of MI5. As with most law enforcement in the series, he takes on an antagonistic role towards The Amelia Project as he tries to bring them to justice and put an end to their death faking business.

## Description

### Personality

Has an ongoing feud with the MI5 photocopier.
Episode 71 - The Wicked Bible (1631)

'*“'''''***”**
— '

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
## Credits

This episode was dedicated to Blythe Varney and featured Felix Trench as Moliere, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Jordan Cobb as Jackie Williams, Erin King as Mia Fox, Robin de Coq van Delwijnen as the Flemish market seller and sweeper, Stephan Gerard as the the French market seller, Vincent Zuresco as the French barber and Philip Thorne as the German barber.

The episode was written by Felix Trench with story editing and direction by Oystein Ulsberg Brager and Philip Thorne, sound design by Adam Raymonda, music by Fredrik Baden and dialogue editing by Philip Thorne and Adam Raymonda . Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Gallery

**Episode Teaser:**WHO WOULD YOU RATHER FACE: A BEAR OR THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY?
Removed Episode: Beer

**“***Hello from our launch party in Oslo!***”**
— **Philip and Øystein****, Beer**

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

Prologue to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode, Season 1.

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager discuss the launch party they are currently having for episode 1. They also announce a break in the usual schedule and that the following episode will be a Behind the Scenes special.

## Quotes

**“***I think it's patreon.com slash Amelia podcast and I think you've had enough beer for tonight, Pip.***”**
— **Øystein**

## Cast

* Philip Thorne as himself
* Øystein U. Brager as himself

## Credits

This prelude features Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager. Edited by Philip Thorne, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Recorded live at The Amelia Project Launch Party in Oslo.

## Notes

* Due to being unable to back date uploads on Spotify, when re-uploading the Elizabeth Barlow episode, Beer was overwritten with Episode 4 - Nathaniel McBride which was overwritten by Bubble Liquid which was overwritten by Elizabeth Barlow. As such, Beer no longer exists on Spotify and was also removed from other podcatcher platforms.

**“***Beer felt outdated and not important anymore so that was the best choice when we had to get rid of something.***”**
— **Øystein U. Brager****, On the removal of Beer**

* **Original episode blurb:** “Hello from our launch party in Oslo!” Prologue to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode, Season 1. With Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia\_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 49 - Monsieur Rêve

**“***It's time to enter Monsieur Rêve's Dream Interpretorium...***”**
— **Monsieur Rêve****, Season 4, Episode 49**

A rhino, a pika, and some very nice chairs. Artwork by Anders Pederson.

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Monsieur Rêve played by Tim Meredith

## Credits

This episode was written by Oystein Brager, with story and audio editing by Philip Thorne. It was designed by special guest sound designer Alexander Danner, who is behind such wonderful shows as Greater Boston and What’s the Frequency. Music by Fredrik Baden, direction by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager and engineering by Dominic Hargreaves.

The episode featured Tim Meredith as Monsieur Rêve, Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina and Julia Morizawa as Amelia.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen and production assistance by Maty Parzival.
Episode 30 - Baby

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Øystein Brager, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden, and story editing by Philip Thorne. The episode featured Lani Minella as Baby, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Lory Martinez as Savannah, Arturo Tovar as Diego, Valentina Alexeeva as the pregnant woman and Alan Burgon as the Interviewer. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen. The episode was recorded at Studio Ochenta in Paris and Spike City Studios in Oslo and enginered by Robert Rustad Amundsen. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Alvina Wright

Official artwork of Alvina

**Alvina Wright** is in charge of outreach at The Amelia Project. The whole of her tasks is unknown, likely because there are too many. In the story, she has been shown to know how to use a handgun, to make cocoa, keeping files in order, scare clients into secrecy, and more. She is one of the main characters of the podcast.

## Relationships

### The Interviewer

She is loyal to him till the end, even if he may not fully appreciate the work she puts in.
### Amelia

As the first member of the Amelia Project she met, Amelia holds a special place in Alvina’s heart, and unlike the interviewer, is very much appreciated for it.
## Appearances

### Season 1

* Prologue - Cocoa
* Empress Grey
* Bubble Liquid
* Espresso
* Double Espresso
* Water
* Blood
* Semi Skimmed Milk
* Out Of Office
* Peppermint Schnapps
* Jumbo Pepsi
* Episode 12 - Percy Part 2
* Episode 13 - Klaus

### Season 5

* Halloween Special - Victor Hugo's Table

## Trivia

* Before her disappearance, Alvina was named Julia Thorpe. This name is one one letter off from her voice actor's name, Julia Thorne.
Day 11

'*“'''''***”**
— '*, The 12 Deaths of Christmas - Day 11*

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Client

**Name:** Laura Hollingworth
**Death:** *Death by Christmas Wreath/Christmas Tree/Nativity and Egg/Bicycle/Icicle* - This chaotic death brought to you by bagpipes. Laura Hollingworth is adjusting the wreath on the front door of Hollingworth Hall and begins breaking out in a rash (from Kozlowski's unused Day 9 disappearance formula). Kozlowski in a plague doctor mask appears and takes her to a biohazard tent. Then a Euro-funk rendition of the Nativity begins on the front lawn. One of the wise men gives Laura a goblet of wine with a rotten egg that makes her retch and vomit. Then the Christmas tree in the front yard begins to fall, flinging a Laura corpse into the Baby Jesus's crib in the Nativity. Then a Tour de France practice race bikes through the yard and gets tangled in the tree. Finally, an icicle falls and spears Laura through the stomach. Salvatore then runs interferance with a Christmas cracker that effectively functions as a smoke bomb and a flash bang while everyone cleans up.

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Piotr Kozlowski played by Hemi Yeroham
* Joey played by Stan Morris
* Salvatore played by Fernando Tiberini

## Credits

The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The cover art for Day 11, compared to Day 10, had several bagpipe players in the background and a plague doctor mask on Alvina's desk.
Jumbo Pepsi

**“***I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.***”**
— **Alvina Wright****, Jumbo Pepsi**

Prologue to Episode 11, Season 1.

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

Alvina and The Interviewer discuss the movie Pitch Perfect 3, which they saw with Salvatore and Joey (who are both asleep) on the way back from the cinema. Alvina has lots of deep insights into the themes and filming of the movie, while The Interviewer was mainly there for the snacks. While listening to the radio, they hear about two women being caught in a photograph on their way out of Buckingham Palace, which they had just broken into. Alvina starts to race back to the office, guessing they will be wanting the assistance of The Amelia Project.

### Notable Events

* The Interviewer's favourite actors are all dead, but we can presume that he watched their films while they were still alive, given his age.

## Quotes

**“***I like the popcorn! And the Pepsi.***”**
— **The Interviewer**

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne

## Credits

This prelude features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina. Written by Philip Thorne, directed by Alan Burgon, edited by Øystein U. Brager, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Recorded at Tongeber Studios with the assistance of Gabriel Geber.
Amelia

Official Artwork of Amelia from Forgive Amelia (Image spliced together from official artwork.)

## Biographical Information

### Lives in

Paris, France
*Formerly London, England*

## Series Information

### First Appearance

* Episode 22 - Richard (Formally)
* Episode 1 - Zale Indigo Ravenheart (Answerphone)

## Description

### Sexuality

As shown in The Lockdown Tapes 4: Sangoma and Episode 58 - Amelia (1999), Amelia is attracted to women and has shown no sexual nor romantic interest in men. Her attraction to her flight instructor was so intense that she had to fake her death to force herself to get over her.

## History

### Taking Over

She tells the story of how she joined The Amelia Project in Episode 58 - Amelia (1999).

## Appearances

### Season 5

* Halloween Special - Victor Hugo's Table

## Gallery

Amelia featured in Forgive Amelia promotional artwork.Episode 42 artwork with Amelia silhouetted in a boat.Artwork for Amelia's episode.
Alan Burgon

Alan as himself and The Interviewer

**Alan Burgon** is the voice of The Interviewer, and is also the occasional director of *The Amelia Project*.

He is a freelance actor and director with a BA in acting from Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama. His film credits include *The Leeward Side of the Moon*, *Thank You For Bombing* and *Grimm’s Snow White*. His theatre credits include leading roles in productions such as "Hedda," "Twelfth Night," "The Glass Menagerie," and "Romeo & Juliet." His directing credits include productions of "The Importance of Being Earnest," "Much Ado About Nothing" and "The Picture of Dorian Gray." He is also the creative director of Open House Theatre in Vienna.

## Episodes Credited

*Note: This is a work in progress, and only includes the credits as listed in the episode itself*

**Credited as The Interviewer, unless stated otherwise:**

* Prologue - Cocoa
* Episode 1 - Zale Indigo Ravenheart
* Empress Grey
* Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn as The Interviewer and as director
* Episode 3 - Elizabeth Barlow as The Interviewer and as additional voices
* Episode 4 - Nathaniel McBride as The Interviewer and as director
* Behind the Scenes Bonus - How would you like to disappear? as himself
* Espresso
* Episode 5 - SIIRI
* Double Espresso
* Episode 6 - Steve Stroud as The Interviewer and as Brad Newman
* Water as The Interviewer and as director
* Episode 7 - Bob
* Blood as The Interviewer and as director
* Episode 8 - Luke Dougal as The Interviewer and as director
* Semi Skimmed Milk as The Interviewer and as director
* Episode 9 - Percy as The Interviewer and as director
* Out Of Office
* Peppermint Schnapps as The Interviewer and as director
* Episode 10 - Melissa Menken as The Interviewer and as director
* Jumbo Pepsi as The Interviewer and as director
* Episode 11 - Tara & Lily
* Episode 12 - Percy Part 2
* Episode 13 - Klaus
* Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Bonus Episode credited as 'with'
* Episode 14 - Venerio
* Episode 15 - The Rejects
* Episode 16 - The Italians
* Episode 17 - Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker
Episode 29 - Mai-Linh

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Oystein Brager with story editing by Philip Thorne. It was directed by Oystein Brager and Philip Thorne, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode featured Tuyen Do as Mai-Linh, Alan Burgon as the Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Alexander Mercury as Oleg, Andrei Zayats as Boris, Marianne Jonger as the prison guard, Lory Martinez as Savannah and Arturo Tovar as Diego. The episode was recorded at The Bridge Writing Studio in London, Studio Ochenta in Paris and LSI Lydproduksjon in Oslo and enginered by Billy Haliday and Steinar Borgen. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Episode 47 - Mr. Love, Actuary

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Mr. Love, Actuary played by Zach Valenti

## Credits

Mr Love Actuary was written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager with audio editing by Philip Thorne, music and sound design by both Fredrik Baden and special guest sound designer and composer Adam Raymonda of Rogue Dialogue productions. Rogue Dialogue makes some of our favourite audio dramas, such as Forgive Me and Windfall, so it was a pleasure having Adam collaborate with us.

The episode featured Zach Valenti as Mr Love, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Alan Burgon as the Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina and Tarquin as Sheba the cat.

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen, and production assistance by Maty Parzival and sensitivity reading by Marius Leeknes Sneckevorg.
How I Make Music

## Episode Guide

### Next

Episode 33 - Alvina
Spiked Cocoa

## Credits

With Fredrik Baden.

How I Make Music is created by John Bartman.

Music and SFX credits:

Juan Cristobal Tapia de Veer – Theme from Dirk Gently (US)

Daniel Pemberton – Theme from Dirk Gently (UK)

Rolf Kent – Morning Routine from Dexter

ZeSoundResearchInc. – Vinyl Backspin and Beat Scratch.wav
The Arthur Archives

*Note: The Arthur Archives is a Patreon exclusive miniseries and, as such, will not be documented in detail on this wiki unless episodes are released publicly. The only publicly available episode is episode 1. Please support the show on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast.*
## Episodes

 The Arthur Archives 9 - The Wicked Bible | File:EP TMWMT AA.jpgThe Arthur Archives 10 - The Man With Many Tattoos
The 12 Deaths of Christmas

The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiraling chaos!

The holidays are always a busy time for the death faking agency The Amelia Project. But this series is about a particularly bonkers Christmas case that takes the combined wits of The Interviewer, Alvina, Amelia, Kozlowski, Joey, and Salvatore to crack.

Cuthbert Hollingworth is the head of Hollingworth Holiday Decorations, the Christmas bauble empire, and is a poor example of a husband and a father. After fooling around with the models used in a business campaign, his wife divorced him with the support of their twelve daughters. However, the courts ruled heavily in his favor, leaving his now ex-wife with nothing and him custody of his daughters who are now under house arrest for their insubordination. Now the Hollingsworth girls' only hope is The Amelia Project to get them free from their father. Twelves deaths in twelve days...

*NOTE: This miniseries was released on the main feed during its initial run but was removed afterwards and made into Patreon exclusive content, similar to The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar.*

## Notes

* While the miniseries was being uploaded, the page listing links to all the transcripts listed all upcoming episodes as "Day ##." When the transcript for a day was added, "Day" was struck through and the transcript was linked as "Death ##", as can be seen here.
Greggman’s Brand Hot Chocolate - Forgive Amelia - Part 1

## Credits

With Casey Callaghan, Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne and Julia Morizawa

For Rogue Dialogue Productions:

Written and edited by Bob Raymonda

Directed by Bob Raymonda and Jack Marone

Sound design and music by Adam Raymonda

Graphic design by Sam Twardy

For Imploding Fictions:

Story editing by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

The Amelia Theme tune is by Fredrik Baden

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

Forgive Me! is produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions and created by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager
The American Palate - Forgive Amelia - Part 2

## Credits

With Casey Callaghan, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon and Julia Morizawa

For Rogue Dialogue Productions:

Written and edited by Bob Raymonda

Directed by Bob Raymonda and Jack Marone

Sound design and music by Adam Raymonda

Graphic design by Sam Twardy

For Imploding Fictions:

Story editing by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

The Amelia Theme tune is by Fredrik Baden

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

Forgive Me! is produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions and created by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager
Peppermint Schnapps

**“***Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Peppermint Schnapps**

Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1.

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

The Interviewer attempts to show Alvina a magic trick he learnt from Salvatore. He drops the cards, and fails to figure out the card that she has, clearly needing more time to practice. Alvina is very unimpressed, but also amused at how badly he did. She informs him that his next client is an actual magician called Melissa Menken.

## Quotes

**“***Now if you take the one and divide it by two, subtract, wh… what is the root of ten, square root of ten…***”**
— **The Interviewer**

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne

## Credits

This prelude features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina. Written by Philip Thorne, directed by Alan Burgon, edited by Øystein U. Brager, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Recorded at Tongeber Studios with the assistance of Gabriel Geber.
Episode 31 - The President

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne with story editing by Oystein Brager. It was directed by Oystein Brager and Philip Thorne with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode featured Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury, Andrei Zayats, James Carney, Lory Martinez, Julia Morizawa and Julia C. Thorne. The episode was recorded at The Bridge Writing Studio in London and engineered by Billy Halliday. Alan’s Russian coach was Mark Vertlib and our Spanish language consultant was Lala Drona. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Philip Thorne

**Philip Thorne**, aka **Pip**, is one of the head writers and directors for *The Amelia Project*.

He currently lives in Paris and divides his time between writing, directing, dramaturging, translating, and practicing magic. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions.

## Episodes Credited

*Note: This is a work in progress, and only includes the credits as listed in the episode itself*
Prologue to Clara Knoff

## Summary

*Note: This is the prologue for the Patreon exclusive episode Clara Knoff. As we do not document Patreon content on this wiki, please support the shows creators through Patreon to hear the episode.*
## Credits

With Alan Burgon as the Interviewer, Karin Heimdahl as Clara Knoff, Alex Mercury as Oleg, Alex Scott-Fairley as Ant and Eli Hamada McIlveen as Hiroshi. Also featuring Harald Rosenstrøm, Arturo Tovar and Samantha Lawson as inmates. Written and edited by Oystein Brager with story editing by Philip Thorne. Sound design by Zachary Fortais-Gomm.Music and sound supervision by Fredrik Baden. The inmates were recorded at NSI Lydproduksjon with the assistance of Steinar Borgen. Produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
A Boiling Point - Forgive Amelia - Part 3

## Credits

With Casey Callaghan, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and Alan Burgon. Additional voices by Linsday Zana, Marcus Xavier Stewart, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Oystein Brager, Bob Raymonda and Adam Raymonda

For Rogue Dialogue Productions:

Written by Jack Marone

Directed by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda

Dialogue editing by Bob Raymonda

Sound design and music by Adam Raymonda

Graphic design by Sam Twardy

For Imploding Fictions:

Story editing by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Graphic design by Anders Pedersen

The Amelia Theme tune is by Fredrik Baden

Production assistance by Maty Parzival

Forgive Me! is produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions and created by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager
Presenting Civilized

This is a full episode of the podcast Civilized that was featured in the main feed for The Amelia Project. Included in this was a crossover sketch between the two shows. Likewise, Civilized released a companion sketch showing another side of this story in a similar manner, showcasing Episode 17 - Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker on their feed.

*Summaries and transcripts of both sketches will available here. A summary and transcript of the Civilized episode will not be included since it is not The Amelia Project material. The companion episode can be found here.*
Day 12

'*“'''''***”**
— '*, The 12 Deaths of Christmas - Day 12*

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Piotr Kozlowski played by Hemi Yeroham
* Joey played by Stan Morris
* Salvatore played by Fernando Tiberini

## Credits

The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The cover art for Day 12, compared to Day 11,...
The Amelia Theme

The theme tune for *The Amelia Project* was created by Fredrik S. Baden. Unless otherwise noted, all variations are credited to him.

Some of the variations can be heard in isolation here.

## Episodes With Variations

* Episode 6 - Steve Stroud | Funeral Version
* Episode 8 - Luke Dougal | Heavy Metal Version
* Episode 12 - Percy Part 2 | Mashup with *Victoriocity*, *Love and Luck*, *Alba Salix*, and *Girl in Space*
* Episode 13 - Klaus | Christmas Version
* Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Bonus Episode | *Lord of the Rings* and *Harry Potter* versions
* Episode 16 - The Italians | Mafia Version
* Episode 18 - Niseag | Bagpipe Version
* Episode 20 - Cleo | Egyptian Version
* Episode 23 - Andy Spark | Mashup with *We Fix Space Junk*
* Dogopearances | A Capella Cover by Caroline Mincks
* Episode 27 - Inmate 10642 | Russian Version
* Episode 29 - Mai-Linh | Latin American Outro
* Episode 30 - Baby | Latin American Version
* Episode 31 - The President | Mashup of Russian and Latin American versions
* Spiked Cocoa | Russian Version
* Prologue to Clara Knoff | Russian Version
* Episode 39 - Long Live the Revolution! | Mashup with *El Ascendo de la Justicia*
* Forgive Amelia - A Triptych | Mashup with *Forgive Me!*
* Episode 42 - Overture | Grand Symphonic Version
* Episode 43 - Faith | Gospel Version
* The Alvina Archives 1 - The Maltese Falcon | *The Alvina Archives* Version
* Episode 47 - Mr. Love, Actuary | *Love Actually* Version
* Hopscotch | Piano Cover by Iranian Pianist Karen Estifa
* Episode 49 - Monsieur Rêve | Mystical Version
* Episode 54 - The Royal Shakespeare Company | Elizabethan Version
* Episode 56 - Curtain | Accordion Version
* Episode 57 - Ross (2001) | Sci-Fi, *X-Files* Version
* Episode 59 - Thuggy Trashmouth (1979) | Punk Version
* Episode 60 - Alfred Hitchcock (1951) | Bernard Herrmann Version
* Episode 63 - Die Berliner Luft (1929) | Jazzy Charleston or Foxtrot Version
* The Arthur Archives 1 - Die Berliner Luft | *The Arthur Archives* Version
* Episode 66 - Billy Gritt (1871) | Wild West Version
* Episode 67 - Amelia's Aria (1829) | Glass Harmonica Version
* Episode 69 - Henry Avery (1696) | Pirate Version
* Halloween Special - Victor Hugo's Table | Spooky Version

## Interviews About the Theme

* Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Bonus Episode
* How I Make Music
Day 5

**“***Go Sybil! Go conquer the icy north! Say hi to Santa from daddy, tell him I've been a good little boy!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, The 12 Deaths of Christmas - Day 5**

## Episode Guide

### Next

Day 4
Day 6

### Transcript

*Click here for transcript*

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Client

**Name:** Sybil Hollingworth

**Death:** *Disappearance by Mulled Wine* - Kozlowski has equipped the sisters with a small bottle of LSD. They will lace Mr. Hollingsworth's cup of Mulled Wine and wait for him to start hallucinating. Once daddy's skipping like a schoolgirl through Strawberry Fields, Joey and Salvatore will dance into the drawing room dressed in colour-changing polka-dotted snowman costumes, belting a custom mashup of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Insane in the brain, insane in the membrane. At this point Daddy Hollingworth will be so out of it he won't even realise what’s going on. Sybil will be whisked away to the North Pole by two singing, blinking snowmen!

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Piotr Kozlowski played by Hemi Yeroham
* Joey played by Stan Morris
* Salvatore played by Fernando Tiberini

## Credits

The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The cover art for Day 5, compared to Day 4, now has a plate of cookies Alvina's desk.