Dio Brando

* Current
* Season 1
* Season 2
* Pre-Season 3

### Household:

KONO DIO DAThe JoJo Chaos Household (Season 3 (Very Beginning) - Season 3 (Beginning))

### Roomates:

Enrico Pucci

**Dio Brando** is a member of the KONO DIO DA household (living alongside Enrico Pucci), and is treated as the main character of *The Sims 4 Funny Haha*.

Dio is known for being the most evil character in the series, mostly from his insanely large kill count, his multiple affairs, and his track record of kicking people in the crotch. Dio can be described as narcissistic, often glorifying himself and treating others as lesser to him (with some exceptions), and he finds fun in harassing almost everyone he meets, most commonly the Hecking household.

Despite this evil, in Season 2, Dio became famous and was then considered a worldwide celebrity, often having fans and paparazzi following him wherever he went. After a very long time however, he would publicly announce that he has retired, yet fans still kept following him wherever he went, most infamously Kockyoween Wide. Until halfway into Season 3, Dio's fans would finally grow tired of him, and eventually leave him alone.

Dio has a fascination with all forms of music. He enjoys dancing to the *series' soundtrack* on the radio, and also takes pride in his singing skills. He enjoys singing at the *Planet Honey Pop!* karaoke bar, often flexing his talent on everybody else, which he claims to be "unmatched by anyone."

## History

### Season 1

##### August 3rd, 2020

Dio is created and moved into the Straud Mansion in the Forgotten Hollow*.* He soon befriends the owner of the mansion, Vladislaus Straud*,* and convinces him to turn Dio into a vampire. After his vampiric awakening, he swiftly murders the owner of the mansion, claiming it for his own. He then proceeds to take a celebratory selfie in front of the dead body. The cops arrive, but Dio fends them off and then buys a radio to start dancing.

##### August 4th, 2020

Dio visits Johnny Zest's house and then kicks him in the balls.

On the night of Christmas Eve, Dio visits the Hecking household. As Jotaro Kujo is browsing the internet, Dio shoots an innocent bystander (who just so happened to be right next to Jotaro) in the head. Soon after, Father Winter, shivering from the cold, is shot and killed as well. Dio is confronted by Muhammad Avdol, but they both decide not to even bother.

A bit later, Dio then visits the Karaoke Legends household, and after chatting with the three family members, he promptly shoots two of them. Soon after, the Grim Reaper arrives. Dio has a friendly chat with Death, and then takes a selfie of himself.

Dio comes back to the Hecking household, and dances with Kakyoin Noriaki after he had just finished his most recent painting. Dio then attempts to fight Jotaro, only to be quickly defeated. After that, he "apologizes" and takes a selfie with Jotaro.

##### August 8th, 2020

At Dio's mansion, Kakyoin is taking a jog. Dio sees this as an opportunity and kicks him in the balls, knocking Kakyoin out cold. He then takes as many selfies of him and the unconscious body as possible. Jotaro catches wind of this and sometime later, when Dio visits them again, proceeds to punches him directly through the chest.

Dio is roaming the streets of the Forgotten Hollow when he finds a small house that looks extremely old and decrepit. He decides to investigate further, leading him to a room full of microwaves. He cooks food in each of the microwaves, but nothing happens so he leaves.

He then decides to murder a few of the pedestrians. This consequently has the cops called on him, and he decides to make a fool out of the police by summoning a swarm of insects at them. This is also when Dio becomes a supervillain for a small portion of Season 1.

##### August 13th, 2020

Dio hijacks the Rattlesnake Juice bar and sucks one of the bartender's blood. Dio then leaves the in favor of the Planet Honey Pop! karaoke bar since there was practically nobody there, he serves at bar for a bit until he decides to take a couple of threatening selfies. He then immediately decides that he wants to be a singer, and he soon finds out that he is extremely good at it. While doing his first performance, a person is killed right in front of him. but he ignores it and continues on. Dio meets Yoshikage Kira, who he finds out to be on par with his own singing skills. However, instead of trying to fight Kira, he decides to duet with him instead. This lasts for a while until Dio's vampiric thirst forces him to suck an innocent bystander's blood.

Dio tries to pursue a career in standup comedy at The Solar Flare lounge, but everyone around him cries in fear from his presence due to being a supervillain, which in turn made him immediately revert from being one so (ironically) people would take him less seriously.

##### August 21st, 2020

Dio invites himself over to Kira's house, where he chats with Kira and Killer Queen Deadly. He takes a selfie with Kira and promptly leaves. Then he tries talking to Jotaro and Kakyoin, but they simply ignore him.

At the karaoke bar, Dio is ordering a drink when he spots a man that he really just doesn't like having around, then chokes the man to death with a grilled cheese sandwich in the middle of the bar. Kira walks in, not actually caring because it's none of his business. Dio then performs karaoke while the Grim Reaper harvests the random man's soul. Avdol then approaches the scene, threatening Dio at gunpoint. However, Dio does not care and Avdol is again unsuccessful.

Later, Dio decides to go to the Bathe De Rill pool. He then jumps off a diving board directly into some kids that were at the bottom.

Dio goes to The Narwhal Arms nightclub, and shows off his dancing moves until he gets thirsty for some blood. After his drink, he immediately sees somebody whose hair repulses him, so he decides to kick him in the balls.

##### August 26th, 2020

A brand new lounge called Studio PBP has opened up, and Dio wanted to go there and ruin it. There he kicks a famous celebrity in the crotch and laughs manically at the body.

Dio decides to make himself known through his singing, and heads to the Orchid A Go Go lounge. While there, he decides to try playing the guitar, but fails horribly. One person tells him to stop, and time stops all of a sudden. That person is separated into at least 2 pieces, killing them instantly.

Dio then visits the Hecking household, and talks to Jotaro.

##### November 13th, 2020

Dio visits the karaoke bar as usual, when Jotaro and Kira come to him. However, despite their relationships, the three order drinks together, and make playful banter to one another.

##### November 14th, 2020

Dio is in his mansion and is writing a children's book. This is the final time Dio is seen until the universe is "reset".

### Season 2

Dio is recreated and moved back into the mansion.

##### December 27th, 2020

Dio visits a house in the Forgotten Hollow, but gets bored immediately, so he decides to play on his phone for a bit, and then shoots a pedestrian in the head. He

He then visits the Hecking household and then harasses Jotaro as he is on the computer.

##### January 2nd, 2021

Dio is seen inside his mansion dancing to the radio, and he decides

to head to the karabar oke once more. He then orders a couple of drinks. He then lights a random person on fire with a flamethrower.

Later,

## Other Forms/Identities

Dio has three other identities, being Corrupt Dio (Season 2), DioSus (Season 2), and Juandio Brandle (Season 3).

## Trivia

* Due to being a vampire, Dio is often seen holding an umbrella during the day, as he would burn in the sunlight if he didn't.
* Dio once held a job as a criminal, but quit due to being "too good at the job." He often wore a business suit with a fedora to work.
* Dio's favorite song to sing is a country song called "Run to Palomino."
* During Pre-Season 3, instead of normal dancing, Dio would do Fortnite dances to the radio.
* In Seasons 2-3, Dio is shown to have a lack of vampire fangs.
* Since Season 3, Dio has shown to be significantly weaker than his past self, with instances of his vampiric hypnosis being ineffective, and multiple occasions of him losing fights.