Thank God It's Christmas

## Cast Guide

Starring
Ellie
Roger
Lyla\*\*
Brian\*\*
Juliet
Dwight\*\*
Kiera\*\*
Clark\*\*
Sarah Lee\*\*
Sean
Jacob
Karen\*\*\*\*
Beta\*
Gamma

Also Starring
Gad\*\*\*
Ginny\*\*\*
Jenny\*\*\*
Gerald-XR-Donovan\*\*
LudwigVonKoopa22\*\*
Alden\*\*\*
Finn\*\*\*\*does not appear in this book
\*\*dream
\*\*\*no lines
\*\*\*\*Wattpad version only

**Thank God It's Christmas** is a Christmas special for Minecraftia: Trial Two and the ninth book of Minecraftia: Volume 10. It was published on December 25, 2019.

## Synopsis

*In this non-canon Christmas special, Ellie and her friends celebrate the holidays for the first time since arriving in this strange new world.*

## Plot

### Chapter 1: For One Night

Snow fell onto the town in front of me. I looked around at all of my friends. Brian, Roger, Dwight, Juliet, Kiera, Clark, and Sarah Lee. They were all here. It was our first Christmas together since arriving in Minecraftia.

"So... what now?" I asked.

"What do you mean, "What now?" We get a fucking spruce tree from the taiga, we get some presents, we find a partridge that'll sit in your shitey pear tree, and we CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!" Roger yelled.

"Okay, so, uhh... where do we get presents from?" Kiera asked.

"From Father Christmas, obviously!" Roger exclaimed.

"Yeah, Kiera! Santa gives us the presents!" Sarah Lee told her.

"I'll get the tree then," Clark said, walking in the opposite direction of town.

"Then you can all get presents while I find a turkey," Dwight told us.

"There are no turkeys in Minecraft, dimwit," Roger replied.

"Then I'll get a fucking chicken. Happy?" Dwight asked.

"We need Christmas pudding, obviously," Roger said.

"I'll get it ready," Brian replied.

"Aren't you, like, an animal rights activist or something?" Roger asked him.

"As long as they're free range, I honestly can't be arsed. They're getting the freedom they deserve," Brian responded.

"So, Ellie, let's get presents for everyone!" Roger exclaimed.

### Chapter 2: Winter Wonderland

Roger and I went into the wild world, looking for presents for everyone.

"What should we get everyone?" I asked.

"We should get Kiera some super glue for that mouth of hers," Roger replied.

I burst out laughing. I knew I shouldn't have, but I honestly couldn't help it.

"Seriously, what should we get everyone?" I asked again, still recovering from my outburst.

"For Sarah Lee, we could always try to find her brother," Roger replied.

"That's not possible," I told him.

"Anything's possible in a Christmas special!" Roger exclaimed.

Roger made eight presents appear in his hand, all wrapped in different gift boxes.

"What in the actual fuck?" I said.

Roger nodded and ran back to the town while laughing and dressed as Santa Claus. I ran after him. He was now flying in the air.

"HO HO HO! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!" he yelled as he threw presents down to everyone.

Brian opened his present, which was a wig. Roger jumped down, no longer dressed as Santa Claus, and opened his. It was an entire stack of diamonds. Dwight's was a new crossbow, Juliet's was also diamonds, and Kiera's was... a tube of super glue.

"HOW?" I yelled.

Roger just started to laugh.

### Chapter 3: The Bells Were Ringing Out

Roger threw a box at Sarah Lee.

"Yay! I got a present!" she exclaimed.

Sarah Lee opened it, and several lightning bolts filled the sky. The sun grew so bright that it melted all of the snow around us. The sky was filled with thick, white clouds which soon created a parting.

"What. The. Fuck?" Juliet said.

A figure came falling from the sky. Upon further inspection, I realized it was Sarah Lee's brother, Gerald.

"GERALD!" Sarah Lee exclaimed as she ran towards him.

The entire ground started to shake. I looked up at Gerald and a big bang was head. We all fell back and when I looked up, Gerald was there. Christmas trees, buildings, and grand pianos were falling from the sky and crashing into the ground.

And then, a weird zombie-like person wearing a tuxedo jumped up from the ground, dancing in circle while waving his hands around.

"What the hell is going on?" Brian exclaimed. "Roger, what on God's green earth have you done?"

"You think I did this?" Roger asked.

The next thing I knew, the trees, buildings, and pianos started to rise up from the ground and the snow began to grow back.

### Chapter 4: The Best Time of the Year

"Hey, that zombie guy is LudwigVonKoopa22!" Roger exclaimed. "He's the head admin of the entire world!"

"And Sarah Lee's brother, Gerald, created it," Juliet replied.

Ludwig disappeared back into the ground and the Earth stopped shaking. Gerald was stood there, head facing the ground. He looked over at Sarah Lee and smiled.

"Merry Christmas, Sarah," he smiled.

Sarah Lee smiled and ran over to him, and they both hugged.

"Where's Jenny?" Sarah Lee asked.

Gerald's eyebrows raised, but then a smirk appeared on his face.

"Hey, Sarah Lee... why don't you go and help Ellie around the town? I have something I need to take care of," he smiled.

Sarah Lee nodded and walked over to me.

"Well... I guess you can help me with dinner. We're getting it ready, over there," I told her, pointing at the furnace near the pig farm.

Sarah Lee and I walked over to the furnace.

"Roger got a turkey... somehow... so maybe Christmas in Minecraft won't be so bad after all," I explained.

I got out the turkey from my inventory and put it inside of the furnace.

"Alright. Just gotta leave it in there for God knows how long," I explained to her.

### Chapter 5: An Old Friend

I then heard Sarah Lee scream. I turned around faster than I ever had in my life and noticed that Gerald was there. With him was a girl I had never seen before. She had long, dark brown hair and blue eyes.

"You scared me!" Sarah Lee laughed.

And then she noticed the girl.

"Jenny!" she exclaimed.

The two girls hugged while Gerald smiled.

"Hey Sarah Lee. Wasn't expecting to be here so soon," Jenny smiled.

"Where have you been?" Sarah Lee asked.

"I was with your brother for about a year... but then we got separated. I found another group, and... then I ended up here," Jenny explained.

"Was that girl with you? Who you were going out with?" Gerald smirked.

"Katy? No... I don't know what happened to her. We were playing together, and... well... I guess it's the same reason we couldn't find Sarah," Jenny replied.

"Don't matter now. What matters is spending time with family. That's what Christmas is about, right?" Gerald asked. "Nah, just kidding! It's about getting presents and eating a shit load of food!"

"Shouldn't say that," Sarah Lee told him.

"You're right, Sarah. You shouldn't. My bad," Gerald smiled. "So... Jenny... I think it's time to get set up."

### Chapter 6: Brian and Roger's Singalong

We were all sat at the table, eating Christmas dinner. All of our friends and family were with us by our side. The ones who were in the game, at least. It really did seem like a Christmas miracle that Gerald and Jenny had showed up to celebrate Christmas with Sarah Lee.

"So, how long have you been in this town for?" Gerald asked me.

"Since the beginning, pretty much," I replied.

"I have my own town too. The Citadel," Gerald told me. "Whole lotta crazy people there."

"So, did you help that guy?" Sarah Lee asked him.

"Who, Ludwig? Yeah. Remember that crazy guy I told you about? With the beard? He came back. Tried to destroy the world. They'd already stopped him by the time I got there! How crazy is that?" Gerald grinned. "Lost a lotta people though. Sad."

We all finished eating, and it was now time for Gerald and Jenny to go. They both waved at Sarah Lee before disappearing into the sky. Sarah Lee was upset that her siblings had left and so Roger patted her on the back.

"Don't worry, Sarah. You'll meet again... some day," Roger smiled.

It was nice that they had visited her, but it honestly seemed too good to be true.

### Chapter 7: A Very Merry Christmas To You All!

Roger walked through the forest with all of his remaining friends. Brian, Sarah Lee, Lyla, Sean, Jacob, Mary, Jenny, Gad, Ginny, Alden, and Finn. They had no idea where Juliet, Karen, Magna, and Lily were, but they were determined to keep looking for them.

“Roger?” Sarah Lee said.

“Yeah?” replied Roger.

“I wanna find somewhere to hide from Beta,” she told him.

“I know you do,” he said.

## Characters

### Starring

* Ellie
* Brian
* Roger
* Clark
* Kiera
* Juliet
* Dwight
* Sarah Lee
* Gerald-XR-Donovan
* Jenny
* LudwigVonKoopa22
* Karen
* Gad

## Trivia

* This is the first Minecraftia Christmas special.
* All chapter names, with the exception of Chapter 6, are taken from lyrics of Christmas songs.
* The book title is also taken from the Queen song of the same name.
* Oddly, Rachel does not appear in this book.
* Gerald and Ludwig make their first physical appearance in Trial Two, albeit in a dream.