The Torture Tango

**The Torture Tango** is the eleventh song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Joe Walker as The Deadliest Man Alive, Curt Mega as Agent Curt Mega, Mary Kate Wiles as Tatiana Slozhno. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers.

## Gallery

Tatiana Slozhno singing behind The Deadliest Man Alive and CurtTatiana saves Curt from The Deadliest Man Alive
## Lyrics

THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE (spoken):

But before I chop you up into my carry on luggage, I'm gonna torture the living shite outta you.

DMA:

I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time

and wouldn't ya know it, you're finally mine!

If you're hurtin' please show it, don't be 'fraid to cry

and just for my enjoyment you will suffer, suffer, suffer

Until you die.

So sit back relax, and enjoy the show!

I've quite the evening planned!

I've cleared up your schedule, nowhere else to go!

Trust me you're in good haaaaaands!

I'm a master of torture, it gets me high

to show you the horror of staying alive,

I'll prod ya, and poke ya, and bleed you dry!

And just for my enjoyment you will suffer!

\*Shock\*

Suffer!

\*Shock\*

Suffer!

\*Shock\*
Until you die!

CURT (spoken):

Ugh. You sick bastard. Why don't you just kill me already?

DMA (spoken):

Can't you see?

DMA:

How much I enjoy this? I'd never avoid this. Cuz buddy I'm a different breed.

This is my calling, and though it's appalling, I love making people bleeeeeeeeeeeed!

CURT:

I once was a spy, but I won't be a spy again!

At least I tried, tried to fight 'til the end!

But I can't deny that I'm gonna die!

DMA:

Suffer! Suffer! Suffer! Until you die!

TATIANA:

The Baron, betrayed me. That bastard lied!

That Nazi, he played me. I trusted him why?

Is Mega my enemy, do I let him die?

I've got to think about my family 'cause no one's looking out for me.

\*Overlapping from here to the end\*

TATIANA:

No matter what I guess we'll see if once a spy, always a spy, forever, forever.

DMA:

Suffer! Suffer!

TATIANA:

The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye, remember remember,

DMA:

Surrender!

CURT:

Never!

TATIANA:

Spies never die.

DMA:

It's time to die.

CURT:

I once was a spy!

TATIANA:

Spies are forever! Forever! Forever! Oooooh!

DMA:

I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time, and wouldn't ya know it you're finally mine! If you're hurtin' please show it don't be 'fraid to cry! And just for my enjoyment you will suffer! Suffer! I'm a master of torture, it gets me high! To show you the horror of stayin' alive! It's time to die!

CURT:

If a spy is a spy and I once was a spy, I'm gonna be a spy again! Thought I could say goodbye, but I can't lie. I wanna be a spy again! Spy again, it's who I am! Doesn't even matter if I killed my best friend! Try again! Try not to die!

DMA:

I've been waiting so damn long for this!

CURT:

It's not supposed to go like this!

CURT AND DMA:

So this is how the story ends!

TATIANA (spoken):

TAKE THIS!

CURT (spoken):

What're you doing?

TATIANA (spoken):

Saving you!

CURT (spoken)
:
You expect me to trust you? Again?

TATIANA (spoken):

You don't understand! He blackmailed me!

My family! Let me help you!

CURT (spoken):

I don't need your help! I don't need anyone's help!

TATIANA (spoken):

What's your damage, man?!?

TATIANA:

C'mon, Curt, let's get going!

CURT (spoken):

Owen?

TATIANA, CURT AND ENSEMBLE:

Spies are forever, forever.

Spies are forever! Forever!