The Three Eggmigos I

The First Eggmigos Adventure was done with a small group of roughly 14 people, with a matter of approximately 2 days preparation.

## Act 1

Our Adventure begins in the cells of the Goonsville Sheriff Department.

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> The local law is short on staff, so the trio is deputized so they can work off their debt to society. After suiting up in their new Deputy digs, they are given a pager to the station, and sent out to patrol the town.
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The Eggmigos find themselves at Worser Spoons when Guy Fieri collapses and dies. He is found carrying copious amounts of Bleach and Animal Fat. The continue on to investigate his room at the Inn, and find an array of contraband as well as a diary detailing his visit to the Island. He mentions the Trusty Shipping LLC, and his partying with the people running the company.

After Returning to the Sheriffs Office, they brief Officer Liz Hurley on the situation. Hurley sends the boys off to Smithy McSidequest to investigate a call while he does some digging on the Trusty Shipping LLC.

### Act 1.1

McSidequest explains that his Forge Igniter has gone missing, and he believes it was taken by The Children of the Flame. They set out to investigate the Quarry that the cult is believed to be inhabiting. They arrive at the quarry after nightfall, and make their way into a seemingly empty encampment. They discover that the cultists are cannibals, and cautiously make their way up the central pillar. After struggling through the jumping puzzle stairway, the peak of the pillar houses an effigy filled with human skulls and the igniter. After their discovery, the Cultists come out and a firefight ensues. The cannibals are defeated, and the trio makes their way back to town. Once they have returned the igniter to McSidequest, they receive a signal to return to the Sheriff.

### Act 1.2

When the meet back with Officer Hurley, the find that the server has identified the location of Trusty Shipping LLC. Located in a high danger area, the trio suit up in stronger gear and head out to investigate.

Upon arrival of the Trusty Shipping warehouse, they find the workers trying to corrale automated crates into the warehouse, and manage to stop one before entering only to find that it was an empty crate. They make their way into the warehouse, where the employees surrender and direct them to the upper level. They discover a drug growing operation, when the employees make for an escape. When the Eggmigos come back down the crates had all been tossed into the sea. They manage to catch one employee who tells them where the document storage is. Inside they discover that the Trusty Shipping drug operation had hit a snag recently at the Customs office. They then head back to town to share their discovery with the Sheriff.

After recounting what they've discovered, the Sheriff shares a not with them

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> The Eggmigos then commandeer some scuba equipment from the local diving school, while Officer Hurley procures a Helicopter to transport them to the northern side of the island. Once they reached their destination, the Trio jumped from the Heli into the water. Diving down, they made their way to the secret base entrance, and swam up through the base to the surface where the were greeted by Brian Cox. Just as they begin their inquiry, Professor Cox is Assassinated.
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> Taking up the torch of Brian Cox's plan, the Eggmigos gear up and head out on the sea towards the Oil Rig. Once they've gotten close enough, they begin taking out the Goons on board the Rig at range. At dawn they board the Oil Rig, and take out any remaining enemies. After clearing out the Rig, they discover that a distress signal was sent out, and Heavy's are inbound. Behind them in the distance they spot 3 Helicopters making their way to the Rig. One touches down on the Helipad, Heavy's flood out, and a firefight ensues. The Trio survive the onslaught, and head back to Goonville unsure of what lies ahead.
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> They return to Goonville in flames, to find few survivors. McSidequest informs them that Helicopters came in hard and fast, and unleashed destruction. As the Eggmigos head further into town the find dead citizens, and learn that the invaders have kidnapped Liz Hurley and taken them back to Big Boss' compound for interrogation. The Eggmigos then decide to go full on Desperados, and pose as the musicians for Big Boss' gig in order to save Officer Hurley. Taking the Department Helicopter, they make way to Big Boss' Compound.
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> The Eggmigos land at the Helipad of Big Boss' Compound, and are hurried along successfully posing as the hired musicians. they make their way up the long entry way to an expansive mansion and are presented a stage in the middle of the courtyard. But after playing a few notes, they were found out and the Boss' Goons opened fire. they make way for one of the buildings and find Liz Hurley inside being tortured. Unable to reach them, they scramble through the halls to find the control closet, killing who they believe to be Big Boss, and unlock the doors to the inner chamber. But it is to late, as Liz's injuries are grave and they can not hold on. Hurley sends the boys off with some encouraging words, leaving them heartbroken at their loss. They find Hurley's Diary which annotates the last few days with the Eggmigos under their stead.
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> ### End
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> The Eggmigos return to Goonville to thank the Crew
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