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Золотая Звезда

**Золотая Звезда** - гибкая,стройная,справедливая кошка.У Этой кошки янтарные глаза и пышная шерсть.Окантовка глаз коричневая.Сома рыжа-жолтая.Грудь жёлтая,когти примерно 5 см. посолосая.Полосы - коричнево-рыжие.

## Дар девяти жизней

**Место :** Кровозвёздное племя

**Дары :**

Плюштрапка : "Слушай старейшан и целителей,они могут дать тебе советы которые спасут тебя от войны"

Герцог : "Я дарю эту жизнь что бы ты была всегда силной и защищала своё племя,Золотая "

Туманика : "Я даю тебе эту жизнь к любви матерей"

Тетевичка : "Я даю тебе эту жизнь что бы ты не выполняла волю предков ,а только прислушивалась к их советам"

Искролистая : "Я даю тебе эту жизнь что бы ты разбиралась в воинах.Кому можно доверять ,а кому нет"

Смородина : "Я даю тебе эту жизнь что бы ты понимала страдания окружающих"

Крылатоголовая : "Я даю тебе эту жизнь что бы ты могла прощать"

Солнышкоглювая : "Я даю тебе эту жизнь что бы ты умела умела принимать свои решения"

Чашёбозвёзд : "Я даю тебе эту жизнь что б ты умела понимать проигравшего в битве,будь великодушной кошкой."
Interview with Bill Oberst Jr. (2)

This is the guys' second interview with Bill Oberst Jr., audio extracted from Episode 81.

## Official Description

Title: "HEP–Interview #2 with Horror Icon Bill Oberst Jr."

Our favorite zombie hunter, cult leader, and all around nice guy Bill Oberst Jr. returns to the podcast! In this interview, we cover what it is like to become a monster, to die in a movie, and many of the challenges of the Hollywood life.

Thank you all so much for listening. If you enjoyed this interview, or any of the movies that Bill has been in, give his IMDB page a like. It really helps him find new and interesting roles.

Also, be sure to check out tonight’s (April 2nd [2014]) episode of Criminal Minds entitled “Blood Relations” on CBS.

## Octoshark Rating

The Octoshark gives this episode 9 out of 8 tentacles.

## Audience Reaction

"I keep this interview permanently on my audio player. I find what Bill Oberst Jr. has to say about working in horror as a person of faith to be very inspirational." -- @haikufictiondju

## Links

Official website link: http://humanechoes.com/hep-interview-2-with-horror-icon-bill-oberst-jr/

Download the episode directly: http://traffic.libsyn.com/hepodcast/HEP\_-\_Interview\_2\_with\_Horror\_Icon\_Bill\_Oberst\_Jr..mp3
Astrae (Heist)

## Biography:

**Name:** Astrae

**Race:** Blood Elf

**Class:** Priest

**Sex:** Female

**Alignment:** Chaotic Neutral

**Connection:** Works as Mama Goomah's Bar-Maid.

**Background:** ?

## Abilities:

**Racial:**

* Smooth-Talker

**Class:**

* Divine Intervention
* Mind Vision

**Armor:**

* Cloth (+1 Armor, +1 Intellect)

## Loot:

* Cool Sunglasses *(Accessory)*
* Sparkly Orb
* S.E.L.F.I.E Camera
* Gadgetzan Gazette
* Lawkeeper's Badge

## Trivia:

* Astrae is a recurring character from the Pirate mini-adventure and the first season of Kalimdor DDO.
* With the Great Gadgetzan Heist, Astrae becomes the most recurring character in DDO.
* As her first action in the Heist DDO (and the first spell-ability in the 3rd edition), Astrae randomly decided to test out her Mind Vision on an unassuming Hozen. She thus uncovered an assassination plot.
* Astrae regained her Sunglasses from the last DDO. As she used the sunglasses to deliver puns, everyone immediately regretted their return.
* Posed as Aetius' mistress when the Party went undercover in the Gadgetzan Bank.
* Though Astrae spent most of her time infiltrating the Arcana by dancing and partying, her S.E.L.F.I.E Camera still came to good use in Raven's hands to earn them some blackmailing-photos.
Venomous Scorpid

## Flavor:

The poisonous creature uses the correct nomenclature for once.

## History:

After the gang broke into the Bank's vault, they went on a wild robbing-spree.

During the looting, Eddie managed to summon forth a Jade Golem. After the Golem was destroyed, a simple Jade Spirit remained. It apologized for its rash actions and swore its service to Shui, as the party's most obvious Jade Lotus representative.

Shui asked the Spirit to go fetch her something nice. The Spirit ended up finding this Scorpid after it fell from the roof.

## Trivia:

* When the Party went to scout out the Bank's defenses, they learned the dirt above the vault's roof was filled with venomous scorpids. This scorpid must've slipped through cracks in the roof during the chaotic heist.
Episode 125

Tony and Al review the movie, *The French Connection*.

## Official Description

Title: "HEP–125–Sweet-Beats and Stoney: Cow Murder Investigators"

In this episode the guys take a look at *The French Connection* an old school film, that played with and deconstructed many action movie tropes before many of those tropes were popular. Then Albert talks about fulfilling his long-time dream of lifting heavy objects without doing any real work, and the guys discuss some Oscar snubs and nominees.

Links:

Z Nation

Birdman

Nightcrawler

## Octoshark Rating

The Octoshark gives this episode 7.5 out of 8 tentacles.

## Audience Reaction

Feel free to add your comments on the episode!

## Links

Official website link: http://humanechoes.com/hep-sweet-beats-stony-cow-murder-investigators/

Download the episode directly: http://traffic.libsyn.com/hepodcast/HEP\_-\_125\_-\_Sweet-Beats\_and\_Stoney\_Cow\_Murder\_Investigators.mp3
Skeleton Key

Found by:

## Flavor:

A key that unlocks skeletons?! How spooky!

## History:

After defeating a village of Ogres and looting their bodies, Denise discovered this key in the belt of an Ogre Champion.

Later when the Party defeated the Chieftain of the Ogres, they discovered an enchanted chest, protected by magic wards. After a failed attempt at breaking the lock, Denise attempted to use the key she found, and discovered it to be a perfect fit.

The unlocked chest offered the whole party a collection of Treasure Items.
Mission 344

**Mission 344** takes place in Olympus Coliseum.

The target enemy is a level 108 **Armored Knight**.

## Mission Challenges

* Defeat the Target Enemy within 1 turn
	+ Reward: Avatar Coins x5
* Clear with no continues
	+ Reward: Avatar Coins x5
* Defeat at least 10 enemies
	+ Reward: Mythril Shard

## Keyblade Upgrade Items

* Copper Nugget　(銅の原石)
* Underworld Stone (冥界の石)
* Underworld Water (冥界の水)
* Underworld Flame (冥界の炎)

## Summary

Mission Navigation
1-50
51-100
101-150
151-200
201-250
251-300
301-350
351-400
401-450
450-500
Enchanted Mask

Found by:

## Flavor:

Ghosts really like masks, because they can make them hover around and its super spooky.

## History:

While the rest of the Party travelled through Thousand Needles to Feralas, Wor'mash formed a squad to hunt down local Farraki Troll remnants, recruiting Agapo among them.

While raiding one of their encampments, Agapo found this enchanted mask.

As a Passive Bonus, it adds +1 to your character's primary Stat. It also has an active ability, which has yet to be discovered by Agapo.
Samophlange

Found by:

## Flavor:

"What exactly does a Samophlange do?" Well, its only the most important proponent in attaching the snabgasket to the bleemseal's intake-valves, d'uh.

## History:

Salarya found this piece of Goblin-machinery in a Kul Tiras human-camp, while looting it after their deceptive ambush. Salarya correctly identified it as a "Samophlange".

Practically nobody knows what exactly a Samophlange does or what it is used for, but it is widely known to be an item of deep reverence to most Goblins. Some Goblins have even began circles of holy worship for the beautiful tool.

## Trivia:

* Despite the incredible allure of the Samophlange, the Gigabolt Manager who was hired to pick up Salarya and her party seemed unimpressed by it. His two hired Goblin Bodyguards were practically drooling at the sight of it, however.
Red Mana Potion

## Flavor:

Significantly more evil than all the other colors.

 History:

While Aetius was investigating the Kabal, he somehow gained their respect and was invited into their Den. After his visit, he returned with this item.

The Gang decided to use the Red Mana Potion to lure Blubbermouth into drinking it, and then snap a picture of it with their S.E.L.F.I.E Camera for blackmail-purposes.

Aetius offered the Potion to Arya, as Blubbermouth was less familiar with her than he was with Aetius.

Arya was not able to lure Blubbermouth into drinking the potion, but an Eredar Kabalist asked for a sip instead. Upon drinking it, she went mad with power, and opened a portal to Argus.

Blubbermouth was almost sucked up into the portal, if Arya had not saved him in time with a Banshee Wail. After the Eredar was banished and everyone had left the scene, Blubbermouth was so shell-shocked that he had to down the remains of the potion to calm his nerves.

The gang barely managed to snap a picture in time, and returned to their hideout.

## Trivia:

* When consumed, a Red Mana Potion allows you reset the cooldown of any of your abilities at the cost of -1 Stamina (for the rest of the day).
Hob the Gob

## Biography:

**Name:** Hob the Gob

**Role:** "The Arcana" Bouncer, Part-Time Artist

**Race:** Hobgoblin

**Class:** Warrior

**Status:** Alive

## Description:

Hob the Gob is a large, intimidating Hobgoblin. His usual Hobgoblin slave-chains have been replaced with chains of pure gold, and he wears a pair of blackened shades.

## Word on the street:

Hob the Gob is a bouncer for the Arcana club. When the Gang tried to infiltrate, he allowed them to pass thanks to Arya's seduction. "Raven" snuck in individually, by acting casual and trying to blend in. Hob the Gob stopped her in her tracks, and demanded a kiss for entry. Raven threatened to report Hob to his boss, at which point Hob claimed he only wanted a simple peck on the cheek and didn't mean disrespect. Raven was allowed to pass.

Later on, after causing an untold amount of chaos at the Arcana, Hob the Gob attempted to stop the Party from leaving. The gang was being chased down by a Human Mage who wanted compensation for his theft. Arya and Raven deftly tried to divert attention, blaming the Mage as the troublemaker. As the Mage was currently threatening to Polymorph Eddie, Hob the Gob believed the Party.

While the Party escaped, Hob the Gob crushed the Mage's skull with his club. This act of violence quickly sparked an all-out brawl between the three Crime Gangs of Gadgetzan.
Cyprena the Thresher

## Biography:

**Name:** Cyprena

**Role:** Thresher Deity

**Race:** Threshadon

**Class:** Priest, Mage

**Status:** Alive

## Description:

Cyprena is a colossal Threshadon, her body easily the size of a two-story building from belly-to-back, and her long neck is capable of stretching 10 meters towards her prey. Her scales change color depending on the light that shines upon her, varying from a lush green to a light purple, the colors of the Emerald Dream. Several flippers surround her face like a mane, puffing up whenever she might be angered.

## History:

Cyprena refers herself as a daughter of "Cyprian", who she describes as an "Ancient" of the Threshadons.

A pack of Druids of the Fang received orders to summon this creature to the Wailing Caverns, sacrificing captured travelers to her to keep her alive while they drained her magics.

The Party managed to track down the Druids of the Fang, due to their latest raid leaving a "survivor" to point out the Druids' secret location. Upon finding them, the party saw the Druids in the process of sacrificing Orcs to the giant Thresher.

The party's latest member, "Stormwolf", fearlessly leapt on top of Cyprena's skull, smashing her and releasing the sacrificed orc from her jaws before it could be consumed.

Stormwolf's charge spurred an attack on the Druids of the Fang who had summoned Cyprena, the Party managing to slay them all in a bloody battle. Cyprena changed allegiance during the battle, aiding the Party by consuming some of the Druids herself.

As the party quieted down for the night, setting up camp or returning the captured prisoners to their home, Shui and Mark approached the sea-creature. She surprised them by being capable of speaking Common, and shared her tale with them when asked. She also shared that she could sense an incoming war, and believed the Druids of the Fang were working with someone who intended to weaken the children of the Ancients before the war began.

Cyprena was woeful to report that she was unable to escape the Wailing Caverns after being summoned there, and would likely perish from starvation, now that there were no Druids to offer her sacrifices. Shui and Mark swore that they would attempt to summon her back to the ocean, to which Cyprena was grateful, dubbing them her "Champions of Sea and Land" and bestowed them with two treasures; A pair of Elemental Bracers for Mark and some Enchanted Claws for Shui.

## Trivia:

* Markrgrl swore his allegiance to Cyprena after receiving her gift, starting to worship her. Cyprena's arrogance appreciated the reverence, and dubbed Mark as her "Prophet". Mark was tasked with spreading the worship of Cyprena to any Murloc villages he finds from now on, to turn her into a Murloc Deity.
* Due to Cyprena's nature and behavior, Stormwolf's player dubbed the day's adventure "DDO: Fishy Femdom"
* Cyprena has been freed since the first time she was discovered, and was summoned to the Thousand Needles to arrange transport for the Party across the flooded lands.
S.E.L.F.I.E Camera

Found by:

## Flavor:

Ah yes, the Semi Electronic Lifelike Facial Imitating Engraver.

## History:

After defeating a lair of Ogres, Wor'mash and his Party looted the leftover corpses. He found this stolen S.E.L.F.I.E Camera on one of the Ogres, clearly raided from a passing adventurer.

With some experimentation, Wor'mash was able to work out the purpose of the camera, though with some confusion. He quickly realized this device could come in handy if the Party should need to collect evidence of anything.

Later, in Feralas, Markrgrl swam through a river and discovered another S.E.L.F.I.E Camera partly buried in an underwater mudbank. Though he salvaged the Camera, it is currently unusable until it is somehow repaired from the water-damage.
Shaman

## Class abilities:

* **Elemental Lightning:** Infuse a Lightning-spell with any element of choice, *(Water, Fire, etc. or any combination of the elements)* and cast it in a chain at a group of up to six targets. Each enemy will take equal damage to your roll and be affected by the chosen element. If there are more than six enemies, you must roll for each additional target. *(Once per Combat)*
* **Spirit Beast:** You may summon the spirit of the last animal you slew honorably to either aid you in battle or to offer you spirtitual insight and advice on the lands it came from. *(Once per Session)*
* **Windfury:** Receive the blessing of the winds to achieve Windfury, enhancing your next move. For your next round of combat, you may perform 3 actions in a single turn, allowing you three separate Rolls. *(Once per Session)*
* **Bloodlust:** Commune with the spirits of fallen warriors to bless your allies in battle. Roll 5-20 and all your allies may add that roll to their next attack-roll. *(Once per Session)*
* **Elemental Mastery:** Whenever you serve the elements, you may earn yourself Appeasement-points. You can spend your Appeasement-points to earn favors from the Elements, blessing your abilities or allowing you to summon Elementals to aid. However, going against the elements or forcing their favor may earn you negative points. *(Passive)*
Cool Sunglasses

## History:

Some time during the week of patrol-duty in the Barrens, Astrae somehow managed to earn herself a pair of cool sunglasses.

It is unclear to anyone where or how she got them, but most agree; They do look quite cool.

## Trivia:

* Astrae asked if wearing the sunglasses would give her additional charisma-points, but as Astrae already has way too much charisma, they were assigned a different stat.
* Thus the Flavor-text is not a joke, the sunglasses do actually have +1 to the "Cool"-stat; Any roll related to just looking cool will be given +1 while the glasses are worn.
Quests

## Available Quests

Kalimdor is an untamed and savage land, where danger is rarely far away.

Wherever you find civilized settlements, there will likely be natives or settlers in need of aid. In most of these villages, you may find Poster-boards with various calls for aid, bounty-posters, notices, or general warnings of local dangers.

If you seek adventure, a Poster-board is a sure way to find one. The contents of any Board will likely change from day-to-day depending on your actions.

## Poster-Boards:

### **Southern Barrens:**

* ***~~Notice: Alliance Marauders~~*** ~~- *Two independent groups of Alliance adventurers seem to have banded together, and established a base. They are acting hostile towards Horde travellers, seeming to have been riled up by something. An end must be put to their raiding and pillaging.*~~
* ***~~Bounty: Quillboar Heads -~~*** ~~*Local Quillboar tribes have been encroaching closer to Horde-territories due to the new Alliance-presence in the Southern Barrens. The Quillboars are ordered to be terminated with extreme prejudice. There is a bounty of (20) silver per Quillboar-head delivered to Warlord Gurmok.*~~
* ***~~Recruitment:~~*** ~~***The Hellsquealers -*** *This poster seems cryptic, there are no written words on it, only the insignia of a squealing boar's skull, emitting lines of smoke. There is a map attatched to it, but it is pointing back towards the Northern Barrens.*~~
* ***~~Job: We Need A Bridge! -~~** ~~Though the Kul Tirans are removed from the natural land-bridge to the east, the road through the former battlefield is inconvenient for kodo-caravans. If a secure and permanent bridge-structure can be established across the Great Divide, the hefty sum of (1) gold and (50) silver per worker will be paid by your local Taskmaster.~~*

### **The Crossroads:**

* ***~~Notice:~~* ~~*Beware of Centaurs*~~** ~~- *Something has driven local Centaur-tribes to leave their borders and maraud within Horde-lands, occasionally attacking the walls of the Crossroads. Keep a weapon at hand.*~~ ***(This poster has been crossed out.)***
Sacrifical Dagger

Found by:

## Flavor:

You know, stuff like this is why nobody likes cultists. Talk about bad image.

## Mechanics:

When this Blade is stabbed into a target, it will drain its blood and instantly kill a non-boss enemy.

Before the ritual dagger can be used again, it must be drained of the old blood, which is a long tedious process. Thus this blade can only be used once per day.

## History:

After raiding an Ogre-village and defeating their leader, Chieftain Lob'brok, Astrae and her Party looted the Ogre-hoard he was guarding.

Astraediscovered this dagger, detecting some darker magics within it.
Gnomish Torch (Heist)

## Flavor:

Not quite as atmospheric for peasant-mobs, but more efficient at lighting things up.

 History:

After a long day of robbing The Arcana of food, Eddie decided to unwind by robbing this item off a Gnome in the Gadgetzan Streets.

## Trivia:

* After an Intellect-check, Eddie was able to work out the function of the curious mech-stick. He discovered it works like a flashlight.
Centaur Raider Horseshoe

Earned by:

## Flavor:

They're like normal horseshoes, but with added ankle-guards for additional protection, and spikes for additional... Reasons?

## History:

After the battle of the Kul Tiras Keep, Warlord Gurmok offered a crate of "spoils of war" from the keep to the Party.

Markrgrl looted these Centaur Warshoes from the crate, and considered using them to earn some of Gronk's love and friendship.
Episode 44

Tony and Al speak with Ellie Ann about her work *The Silver Sickle* and the possibility of trans-media.

## Official Description

Title: "HEP–44–Author Interview with Ellie Anne"

This week, the guys chat with awesome author Ellie Anne about writing, trans-media, and her new steam-punk fantasy novel, *The Silver Sickle*. Later in the show we dig into the strengths and weaknesses of *World War Z* (warning: spoilers).

Links:

*The Silver Sickle* by Ellie Anne

Film Crit Hulk

*The Name of the Wind* by Patrick Rothfuss

*Breaking Steele* Aaron Patterson

J. C Hutchins

Transmedia

Sundown: White Birch [also on Google Play]

Steampunk Holmes

## Octoshark Rating

The Octoshark gives this episode 8 out of 8 tentacles.

## Audience Reaction

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## Links

Official website link: http://humanechoes.com/hep-44-author-interview-with-ellie-anne/

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Mama Goomah

## Biography:

**Name:** "Mama" Goomah

**Role:** Shady Bar-Owner

**Race:** Ogre

**Class:** Monk *(Brewmaster)*

**Status:** Dead

## Description:

Mama Goomah is proudly high-class (for an Ogre), accustomed to the new lifestyle of the booming city of Gadgetzan. She is known as the most glamorous Ogre in town, yet like most Ogres, still packs the brawn to beat down anyone who threatens her new bar.

## Word on the street:

Mama Goomah is the owner of "The Shady Clam" bar in Gadgetzan. Like most rising businesses in the newly-made Port-Town, Mama Goomah did not shy away from working on the wrong side of the law to reach her success.

With her newfound status as the most glamorous Ogre in Gadgetzan, Mama Goomah has gained a taste for the finer life. To keep living her flashy lifestyle, Mama Gommah has turned her tavern into a front for more criminal activities, raising her own small-time gang to do her dirty-work.

At the start of the adventure, Mama Goomah called in old favors for a big job. She gathered The Gang together, consisting of thugs and lawless folk from across Kalimdor.

After violently throwing out a Jade Lotus Spy, Goomah revealed her plans. She required the Gang to rob the Grimestreet Bank. As reward she allowed them to take any and all loot they desired from the bank's vaults, so long as they gave her one artifact. "The Jewel of Tanaris".

Once the bank was robbed and the Gang returned to Goomah's hideout, she revealed the story behind the Jewel. Apparently her father had been a Chieftain, who used the Jewel of Tanaris to gain Arcane power. The Jewel originated from a Titan artifact, and has been passed down from generation to generation. Until the day Goomah's father was slain by wandering adventurers, and the Jewel somehow found itself in the Kabal's hands.

Once the Jewel was back in Goomah's possession, she held a celebration with her gang. She opened several kegs of ale, offering them to the Party for free.

However, quite suddenly, Goomah fell to her knees in a violent coughing-fit. She began to vomit blood on the floor, before finally collapsing. The Party discovered Goomah had been poisoned, and Raven had fled the scene.

## Trivia:

* All the players in the Gadgetzan adventure will have a connection with Mama Goomah in some way at character-creation. Whether they are called in to pay back gambling-debts, lent money, old favors. Or perhaps they are simply old friends of Goomah, or someone seeking her friendship for the future.
* After Shui finished her contract to assassinate Yin-Yin, Raven was given one more Assassination-Contract to prove herself to the Lotus. Her contract was to kill Mama Goomah, for interfering with Jade Lotus affairs.
Goblin Rockets

Found by:

## Flavor:

***"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE"** - Everyone who has ever used Goblin Rockets.*

## History:

While sailing through the Thousand Needles on a riverboat, Markrgrl was manning the ship's cannon. Next to the cannon, he discovered these Goblin Rockets. He was immediately intrigued, deciding to keep them.

## Trivia:

* Luckily Mark also picked up a "Goblin Rocket Manual" along with the rockets themselves.
Episode 124

The guys talk with author and friend of the podcast Ellie Ann about her book, *Slice of Life*.

## Official Description

Title: "HEP–124–The Sausage and How it is Made"

In this episode the guys talk with the awesome maker of stuff and things Ellie Ann about her new fantasy mashup book Slice of Life. Then they take listener questions and discuss the challenges and difficulties of succeeding creatively in the digital age.

Links:

Exploding Kittens

The Oatmeal

Penny Arcade DLC podcast

Slice of Life

The Silver Sickle

## Octoshark Rating

The Octoshark gives this episode 8 out of 8 tentacles.

## Audience Reaction

Feel free to add your comments on the episode!

## Links

Official website link: http://humanechoes.com/hep-sausage-made/

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Gadgetzan Gazette (Heist)

## Flavor:

*"Gadgetzan Gazette always gets the scoop!"*

## History:

Astrae entered Mama Goomah's bar with this newspaper. She threw it down on the table for the rest of the Party, claiming she had no further need of it after she had finished reading the comic-strips.

The news-paper is filled with a 50/50 spread of news-articles and advertisements. Not counting the 8 pages dedicated entirely to obituaries.

## Trivia:

* Astrae gained this item before the Adventure started, due to starting with less Currency than normal.
* On the first day, the Party checked the frontpage-article, and learned about the Gadgetzan Museum of Ancient Artifacts.
* At any time, the Party may use the newspaper to search for specific information, such as recent crimes or specific shops they want to visit. Or they can check the obituaries to find out what NPCs are alive. (As of the day the newspaper was purchased.)
Highborne Spellbook

Found by:

## Flavor:

You might think this is really rare and special, but really, the Highborne had as many spellbooks as we have cookbooks.

## History:

While searching Tazzik's penthouse apartment for stolen goods, Mei-Li discovered this strange tome. On investigation, she discovered she could not read the Elven writing, and offered it instead to one of the Elves of the Party.

Rumika was eager to investigate, and very quickly discovered what it was: A Highborne Spellbook. Though the runes were Darnassian, it was close enough to Rumika's Thalassian that she could understand the vague meaning of each page.

Rumika said she wished to trade, but had nothing she could trade it for. Mei-Li claimed she had no use for a spelltome which she can't read anyway, offering it back to Rumi to be repaid later.

## Mechanics:

Whenever the book is opened in combat, the wielder can touch a magic-rune and pull forth a random Spell. The Spell can belong to any of the Magical Classes of DDO, or a specific random Spell, all of which are selected from a Roll-table.

Outside of Combat, whenever the Wielder may want to Detect Magic on something or Learn Magic-Lore about an area or object, checking the Highborne Tome will give the roll Advantage.

### Roleplay-Mechanics:

Though the Spellbook can be translated from Darnassian to Thalassian, this is a quite slow and thoughtful process. This renders the Spellbook hard to use precisely while in the heat of combat, thus, it might be more efficient for the Caster to just touch a random Rune and cast a random Spell.

Outside of Combat, the Spellbook can be used with more control.
Cursed Highborne Locket

## Flavor:

*"Its going to be a picture of his wife and kids, isn't it?" - Rumika*

## History:

Shui looted this locket off a Withered Elf the party slew.

Upon investigating the locket, Shui saw a beautifully engraved picture of a young Night Elven man, a young wife by his side, and a small baby in a bundle of cloth in their arms.

Figuring this was the Withered Elf in his youth, Shui swiftly hid the locket, electing not to share it with the rest of the party.

Shortly after, a cold wind flew through the tunnel they were hiding in, with an ominous wailing-noise.

## Trivia:

* The Cursed Locket was a result of rolling a 1 while looting.
Wardrum

Found by:

## Flavor:

Orcs adopted Wardrums after they realized Warpianos were just impractical.

## History:

Renheim found an old wardrum while scavenging the ruins of Camp Taurajo.

Later, the new party-member Agapo found another tribal wardrum in the apartment of Tazzik the Goblin.

## Trivia:

* The two Wardrums are the third and fourth musical instruments the Party has found, alongside the Enchanted Flute and the Pandaren Lute. The Party should consider starting a band if adventuring doesn't pay off.
* As Tazzik's penthouse contained both Warpaint and Humanoid Meat along with these Wardrums, it seems Tazzik had some tribal side to his life. It was theorized he either had a Troll wife, or he might just enjoy tribal roleplay.
Grookit

## Biography:

**Name:** Grookit

**Role:** Jade Lotus Agent

**Race:** Hozen

**Class:** Monk

**Status:** Alive

## Description:

Grookit is a plain, unassuming-looking Hozen. Clad in simple clothes, first seen holding a bottle of ale in his hands.

## Word on the street:

Grookit was first seen in Mama Goomah's bar, passed out on the counter. Though when Astrae randomly decided to use her Shiny Orb to cast Mind Vision on him, it was revealed he was actually pretending to be asleep. Astrae detected thoughts of deceit and assassination in his mind, and warned her Party.

After a confrontation with the Party and Mama Goomah herself, Grookit opted to flee the scene. He was quickly stopped in his tracks by Aetius and Shui, using their magic to throw him against a wall.

An interrogation revealed he had been hired by the Jade Lotus to spy on the bar, after it had been uncovered two Lotus-agents would be meeting there for secret plans. Grookit was assigned to listen in on the plans, and intervene if he suspected it would bode ill for the Lotus.

After admitting his intentions, the Party let Grookit live. He escaped into the night, and has not been seen since.

## Trivia:

* Astrae detected Grookit's deceit by rolling a natural 20 for her Mind Vision. Nobody had any reason to suspect Grookit, and he was chosen at random on a whim as Astrae tested her abilities.
Thresher

## History

Threshadons are large, long-necked, prehistoric creatures. The Threshers usually make their home in the oceans, though some of the creatures can be found in-land in the lakes and rivers of Khaz Modan and the surrounding kingdoms.

Somehow, some Threshers have found their way into the underground waters of the Wailing Caverns, though this could be linked to the leakage of the Emerald Dream within the cursed caves.

## Trivia

* The party first stumbled across some Threshers in the pools of the Wailing Caverns. They later encountered and managed to befriend some sort of Thresher-deity, named "Cyprena".
* Rumika kicked a Thresher between its back-flippers, giving her the first groin-kick of DDO-Kalimdor.
Eddie (Heist)

## Biography:

**Name:** Ed "Die" Sparky

**Race:** Gnoll

**Class:** Warrior

**Sex:** Male

**Alignment:** Neutral Evil

**Connection:** Works with a small-time gang of mongrels, worked with Mama Goomah in the past and owes her a debt.

**Background:** ?

## Abilities:

**Racial:**

* Primitive

**Class:**

* Intimidating Roar
* Grapple

**Armor:**

Leather (+2 Armor, +1 Stealth)

## Loot:

* Jade Idol
* Gnomish Torch
* Cursed Mogu Trinket
* Draenei Firedancer Torch

## Trivia:

* When Eddie arrived in the Gang's Hideout, he revealed that most of his smalltime-gang had ended up imprisoned by the Lawbringers. Mama Goomah suggested he could use the money from the Heist to bail them out.
* While infiltrating the Arcana, Eddie spent most of his time roaming around and collecting XP from the Party through his nefarious deeds.
* Eddie accidentally sparked a lot of chaos at the Arcana after getting caught stealing a dumpling, as all the other guests who had been robbed by the Party suspected him to be the true thief.
* Eddie has spent most of his off-screen hours stealing various items, including several strings of sausages, a Jade Idol, and a Gnomish Torch.
Harpy Hatchling (Lost Creature)

They are so adorable in how they want to tear your flesh from bone with their razor-sharp talons.

## History:

Salarya discovered that the Centaur-raiders seemed to be carrying Harpy-eggs, assumed to be plundered from Harpy-nests to serve as rations for the warband. As Rumika was looting the Centaurs after the battle, one of the eggs hatched before her, revealing this Harpy Hatchling.

Rumika decided to keep it for herself, naming her "Talons". The small Harpy has proven herself to be a loyal little Companion on her adventures so far.
Voodoo Fetish Trinket

Looted by:

## Mechanics:

Once per day, the voodoo within this fetish can be unleashed on a standard enemy, instantly cursing them and reducing them to half health. If this item is used on a Boss, a roll is needed to ensure the Boss does not resist, and it can only reduce a quarter of the Boss' health.

## History:

After raiding an Ogre-village and defeating their leader, Chieftain Lob'brok, Yang'li and her Party looted the Ogre-hoard he was guarding.

Yang'li discovered this Voodoo Fetish on one of the Ogres, assuming it to be pillaged from a Troll who unfortunately stumbled on the Ogres.

## Trivia:

* This treasure-item was as result of Yang'li scoring a high roll on the Loot-Table, finding a Racial Trinket. This is Yang'li's player's second time finding a Treasure Trinket.
Shadow Hunter (Custom Class)

## Class abilities:

* **Loa Familiars:** Summon the spirit of a Primal Loa to aid you in battle. The summoned Loa Familiar will count as a Companion Pet for as long as it is summoned in the physical world, and in some cases, will buff the Shadow Hunter and/or its Party. *(Once per Day)*
* **Hex:** Instantly transform a target into a Frog or other small critter. If you are in combat, roll 1-6 after your turn to see how many additional turns the transformation will last. *(Once per Day)*
* **Snake Ward:** Place a Snake Ward totem anywhere on the battlefield. The Snake Ward will deal 1-12 damage every round, adding an additional +1 to its damage for every single turn until it is removed. *(Once per Combat)*
* **Dark Mojo:** Call forth a swarm of dark Voodoo Spirits to harass your enemies. The Spirits will deal 5 damage per turn to every single enemy in the vicinity until the end of combat. Your Party will receive Advantage when the Spirits are summoned, and the Shadow Hunter will add +1 to their roll for the rest of combat for every enemy the Spirits are able to attack. *(Once per Day)*
* **Ritual Sacrifice:** Pick a Patron/Matron Loa of choice. The chosen Loa *(or other Spirit)* you devote yourself to will bless the Shadow Hunter for the rest of the day whenever they are given a sufficient sacrifice, either 6 vials of blood or a single major mortal, so long as it is alive and offered in a highly ceremonial manner to the Spirit. *(Passive)*
Pirate Eremus

## Biography:

**Name:** Eremus Silversong

**Role:** Ship Rigger

**Race:** Blood Elf

**Class:** Rogue

**Sex:** He wishes

**Alignment:** Chaotic Neutral

## Abilities:

**Racial:**

* Elven Corsair

**Class:**

* Swashbuckler
* Sap Master

## Trivia:

* The first character to counter an enemy's Critical Hit with another Critical Hit in all of DDO's history, causing a headache to his poor DM trying to figure out how to handle the situation.
* As Geoff the Scout attempted to board Eremus' lifeboat to proclaim his love for Astrae, Eremus took his hand and swiftly dropped him into the ocean, followed by dropping the lifeboat on Geoff's head.
"Honk Gronk"

## Biography:

**Name:** "Honk Gronk"

**Role:** Simple-minded Centaur

**Race:** Centaur

**Class:** Hunter

**Status:** Alive

## Description:

Gronk is a simple-minded young Centaur, carrying several wounds from battles, most of them seeming to have weakened him severely. His simple mind makes him blissfully ignorant of most things, and he is quick to appreciate strangers helping him or humoring him, of any race.

## History:

"Honk Gronk" was a young forager of a local Centaur tribe in the Barrens. He earned his nickname due to his strange voice, where most his battle-cries sound like the honk of a donkey.

After Gronk's tribe was chased from their homelands by the Gigabolt Co.'s Oil-Refinery, they were forced to live off the harsh desert-land. As their tribe was much too large to survive the open plains and feed so many mouths, the Elders decided to send their weakest and least desirable Centaurs to raid The Crossroads at regular intervals, hoping they would either bring back raided food and supplies, or let the weakest of them die to strengthen the herd.

Gronk took part in one of these suicide-raids when The Party was in the Crossroads. Rather than slay him, Astrae showed him mercy, winning him over with the promise of alcohol. Excited to have successfully found supplies during his raid, Gronk became infatuated with Astrae and followed her due to her kindness.

The Party soon discovered Gronk only spoke the Centaur-tongue, prompting Rumika to summon an old friend, "The Bull", reformed pirate and Grimtotem Tauren. Thanks to Astrae attempting to use Mind-Vision on the Centaur along with The Bull's translations, the Party discovered what had befallen Gronk's tribe.

After chasing the Goblins from the Centaur-homelands, Gronk still chose to follow the Party. Though the inhabitants of the Crossroads were highly skeptical of him at first, he proved to be an eager aid to them with their day-to-day errands, as he viewed the village as his new tribe.

When the Party was moving on south, asking Gronk if he would join, he was divided. Though he saw Astrae as a mother-figure, he had finally found a home in the Barrens. After some emotional embraces, hair-ruffles, (and a bribe of food), Gronk finally chose to join the Party on their adventures down south.

He is currently in the Patrol-outpost of the Southern Barrens, eagerly carrying out his duties to the Horde whenever not following the Party.

## Trivia:

* Gronk does not speak Common or Orcish, which Astrae discovered as she rolled poorly while trying to communicate.
* Honk Gronk started blushing and giggling madly whenever Renheim responded to his "Honks". It is unclear to anyone what exactly this noise actually means.
* There is a big ideological debate as to which nickname this Centaur should go by. This may one day culminate into the great war between "Team Honk" and "Team Gronk".
Cask of Ale

Found by:

## Flavor:

*"The cause and solution to all of life's problems." - Old Pandaren Proverb*

## History:

While sailing through the Thousand Needles, Rumika found this cask of ale in their riverboat.

After Mei-Li picked up a mysterious object, Rumi offered to trade the ale for whatever it was. Mei-Li hesitantly agreed, offering her a Steamy Romance Novel.

## Trivia:

* Mei-Li used this Cask of Ale along with her Berserker Mushrooms to finally brew her first ale for the adventure, brewing a Strength-Brew.
Lob'brok

Attack:
 Special Ability: (Warrior)
 Special Ability: (Warlock)

 Biography:

**Name:** Lob'brok

**Role:** Dunemaul Village-Chieftain

**Race:** Ogre

**Class:** Warrior/Warlock

**Status:** Dead

## Description:

Lob'brok is a colossal Ogre, with two heads on his shoulders; "Lob" who somehow appears far older than the other head, with long grey hair and a big beard, and "Brok" who appears to be the more simple-minded and brutish of the two heads.

## History:

Lob'brok was the chieftain of a small village-outpost of the Dunemaul Ogres. One of the Ogres the Party encountered seemed to suggest that Lob'brok had earned his place as chieftain through his dark magics.

The Party heard rumors that local Ogres had been trying to forge an alliance with the nearby Farraki Tribe, raiding travelers who passed through the desert to bring peace-offerings to the Trolls.

When the Party attacked the Ogre-lair, Wor'mash challenged one of Lob'brok's champions to Mak'gora, and earned himself the spot as an honorary member of the Dunemauls.

Lob'brok respected Wor'mash's place among the tribe, beginning peaceful negotiations with the Party, until Yang'li grew tired of the yapping and fired a poisoned dart at Lob's eye.

Combat ensued, the two Ogre-heads fighting as if they were two separate fighters, one Warlock and one Warrior. Lob managed to teleport nearly half the Party into the Void with his shadow-magics, while Brok beat on the remaining adventurers with a tree-sized club.

When Lob'brok realized the end was near, he brought back the ones who had been teleported away... By re-summoning them onto some meat-hooks, dangling above a pit of hungry Twilight Fleshbeasts.

The Party did not let themselves be distracted by this threat, and finished off Lob'brok, using the calm after the battle to find another way to free the danglers. They looted his hoard of treasures intended for the Farraki Trolls, and spent the night in his now-empty village.

Lob'brok's tribe of Ogres fled and scattered to the winds after his death.
SELFIE Camera (Heist)

## Flavor:

Ah yes, the **S**emi-**E**lectronic **L**ifelike **F**ace-**I**mitating **E**ngraver.

## History:

When the Party went to regroup in the Gadgetzan Mega Market, Astrae returned with this item.

She was overly excited (as per usual) and demanded to take a group-picture of the gang, as a souvenir. Raven was dumbfounded, and refused to create such incriminating evidence for their heist.

The Party eventually agreed to take a selfie *after* the Heist. Astrae still decided to keep the Camera around.

The following day, this proved to be useful after all. The Gang cooked up a plan to blackmail Blubbermouth by photographing him with Red Mana. Astrae's S.E.L.F.I.E Camera was the key component in getting the picture.
Crusted Soggy Sock

Found by:

## Flavor:

*"The sock is soggy and crusty.. Because it was found in a puddle. Get your heads out of the gutter."* - The DM

## History:

After a colossal thunderstorm, "Mark" decided to play around in a puddle left from the rain. He found a wet sock in the puddle. Lovely.

Later, when the Party was investigating Tazzik's penthouse for stolen goods, Rumika found another wet and crusty sock under a Goblin Calendar. She immediately shrieked and tossed it away.

Later again, while hunting Ogres in the Tanaris Desert, Astrae looted yet another soggy sock, though this one was taken off the foot of an Ogre. Due to the sock's tremendous size, Astrae chose to wear it as clothing, not minding that it was slightly dank on the inside in her excitement.

## Trivia:

* After finding a puddle, Mark tried to roll for exactly how fun the puddle was, and rolled a 20. It was so fun that it allowed him to find a loot-item in it, though it only turned out to be a nasty sock in the end. Still, the puddle itself was a ton of fun.
* Despite what the Flavor-text says, Rumi's sock was regrettably wet and crusty for exactly the reasons you'd expect.
* Astrae decided to tailor her sock into new pieces of clothing. Due to the dampness of the material, all of the items tailored from the sock are considered "Dank".
Kodo Ivory

Found by:

## Flavor:

This item is worth a lot on the Goblin Black Market, also known as, "the Goblin Market".

## History:

After messing around in The Foreman's mole-machine, Renheim discovered this crate full of kodo-ivory.

Kodo-ivory is incredibly valuable as trade-goods, easily worth some gold. Renheim, however, did not appreciate the Ivory as he had no use for it for his "children", and decided to throw it away.

Nobody knows where the Ivory is now.
Lawkeeper's Badge

## Flavor:

The most improbable yet wildly successful plot-device.

## History:

After the gang broke into the Bank's vaults, they went on a wild robbing-spree.

During the looting, Astrae picked up this Lawkeeper's Badge, apparently dropped by a Paladin at some point. She decided to hold onto it just in case.

Later on, after getting into the main-vault of the bank, a portal was opened to summon Chief Inspector O'Malley and six Paladin Lawbringers.

Astrae was quick to use her Magic Orb to mind-control O'Malley, but there still remained six other Paladins to convince. Astrae puppeteered O'Malley successfully without revealing the mindcontrol, convincing the Paladins they had to recruit the Party to fight the unleashed Ethereal out in the streets.

The Paladins were rightfully skeptical, worried about trusting the honor of a gang of thieves. That is when Astrae puppetereed O'Malley to say the gang were actually his undercover agents.

Not surprisingly, the Paladins were confused and skeptical once more, but Astrae puppeteered O'Malley to pick out the Lawkeeper's Badge from her dress. As the Paladins believed Astrae had been carrying the badge all along, there was no doubt in their minds the criminals must've been undercover law-officers.

## Trivia:

* Astrae only found the Lawkeeper's Badge in the bank-vault through a random loot-roll, by an incredible stroke of luck.
Mageweave Monthly Magazine

Found by:

## Flavor:

"Contains several images of lingerie-models, suggestive artworks, as well as a few genuinely well-written and interesting articles." *- The DM.*

## History:

While searching Tazzik's Penthouse after his capture, Boneyeller found this old Mageweave Monthly Magazine. After flipping through the pages, she discovered it also contained a coupon for a full set of Mageweave, still unredeemed.

Though Salarya showed an interest in trading with Boneyeller, she deemed to keep the magazine for herself. It is unknown if she has redeemed her set of Mageweave yet.

## Trivia:

* Should a set of Mageweave Armor be redeemed, the outfit will give +5 Charisma, but removes all Armor of every sort from the wearer.
Jade Lotus Assassin

## Description

The Jade Lotus is a secretive crime-organization supporting the Pandaren Blackpaw family, led by Aya Blackpaw. The Lotus specialize in training their disciples in the art of assassination and ancient magics.

Though most of the Jade Lotus Assassins consist of creatures native to Pandaria, they have also branched out to recruit other races.

*(Players who have allied themselves to the Jade Lotus faction may receive assassination-contracts from Jade Lotus Agents.)*
Bottomless Bag (Heist)

## History:

The Bottomless Bag appears a quite normal thing on the outside, yet the inside is lined with a Mage-portal to a small pocket-dimension. Anything that can fit inside a square two-story house can fit inside the Bag.

"Raven" purchased this magical item from Satashj when he was peddling his mystical wares. So far, Raven has used it to store most of her personal belongings.