Ogre

* Part 1
* Part 2
* Part 3
* MtMG
* Part 4
* LiNY

> "KASTANBLAA"
>
> ― Ogre, The Wuxi Finger Hold of '87

**Ogre** is the main protagonist of the Ogre's Rock'em Sock'em Hootenanny series. The protégé and adoptive child of Grandpa Gwyn, Ogre is often dragged off on adventures by his old man, usually for his own unscrupulous needs. This often ends with Ogre becoming a victim of fate, as he always seems to find a way to make a situation go from bad to worse. Whether that be by circumstance or his own accord. Though he's adept in many types of magic, Ogre primarily focuses in pyromancy.

## Appearance

Ogre is a green grotesque looking bald man with a black scraggly beard. He has big brown bugged eyes, a sharp pointy chin and nose, and always appears to have a shit-eating grin. He has an awkwardly well-built physique and is around average height and weight. Runes are branded around his forehead which translate to "Property of Gramps".

His attire changes in each part.

* Part 1
* Part 2
* Part 3
* MtMG
* Part 4
* LiNY

Content One

Ogre's physique is malnourished due to his excessive training at the time. He wears a giant bronze-plated helm and armor with huge shoulder pauldrons. Elegant designs are etched into the chest piece. He has complete chain armor underneath. His grey cape is tattered at the end and has an insignia printed at the top. Wooden handcuffs clasp onto his left hand. He has iron greaves over his chain leggings.

Ogre's most iconic appearance. He wears brown lamellar platted armor over a faded overcoat. They're held together by two leather belts. One of which holds a sheathed dagger. A quilted fabric shawl rests over his armor. It's adorned with white feathers around the collar and a tattered hood. His right hand is wrapped in a coarse cloth while his left has a metal gauntlet. He wears black pants with reinforced metal kneepads and brown knee-high boots.

ogre wears boots with the fur

Ogre wears a golden dragon helm, with flowing red hair, and two ivory tusks at each side. His eyepatch has been fashioned from a torn piece of Meatpacker's robe. Ogre's armor is made of chainmail with a black iron pauldron over his right shoulder. He has two belts around his waist, one of which has a side satchel. His upper torso is adorned with orange feathers and wears a red scarf wrapped around his neck. His cape is crafted from dragon wing membrane. On his right hand, he wears an unalloyed gold gauntlet, and on his left a brown glove. He wears black pants with golden greaves depicting a beast. It's coated with white fur around it.

Ogre's physique is slightly slimmed down. He wears a tattered wide-brim fedora and copper goggles. His clothes are completely shredded. He has a long light brown overcoat with its sleeves torn off. Underneath is a dark brown vest and grey dress shirt with a comedically large collar. He has brown leather gloves and dark baggy trousers. His boots are faded and coming apart at the seams. Ogre carries several tiny bags tied around his waist and one big sack on his back. Inside is the severed head of Grimwald.

## Personality

Ogre can be best described as a lummox with a lit match. He is immature, stubborn, obnoxious, and very spontaneous. He has a childlike outlook to everything as he doesn't entirely grasp the world around him. Because of this his moral compass is skewed, often doing whatever he wants whenever he wants, completely disregarding the people and things around him. This typically ends with Ogre getting into trouble, getting agitated, and then digging a deeper hole for himself.

Ogre also has a tendency to let his curiosity get the better of him, usually hyperfocusing on whatever it is that has piqued his interest.

All of these aspects along with an apparent affinity for pyromancies almost always results in the most mundane of situations escalating into unhinged fits of absurdity and arson. He means well. He's just an idiot.

## Relationships

* Family
* Friends
* Enemies
* Other

### Grandpa Gwyn

Gwyn is Ogre's adoptive father and mentor. He'll usually drag Ogre and his friends on adventures for his own needs. In Parts 1-3 he takes on a very abrasive roll, pushing Ogre to his limit in order to ensure he becomes a great successor. He was the main cause of Ogre's distress. However, in recent parts Gwyn has become more reserved as Ogre proves himself time and time again. They like spending their time going on hunting trips and pushing Skaank down stairs.

### Ogre's Dad

Ogre's Dad is Ogre's biological father. He is the one who inspired Ogre to want to be a knight through his tall tales. After his death Ogre came across his urn and accidentally smashed it releasing his force ghost. After which Ogre tries his best to give his dad a peaceful afterlife among the living, despite him being a spectral vegetable. Unfortunatley he's Ogre and almost kills him again.

### Lil' Aidan

Lil" Aidan is Ogre's parasitic son. What started as a slight itch on the head soon turns into

## Prologue: *In the Beguinness*

Ogre was born and raised in the plague ridden streets of Blighttown. He had lived the first few years of his life there with his father. Aside from shoving infant cragspiders down his gullet or chucking rocks at parasitic wall huggers, his favorite pastime would be listening to his father's tales of great heroes. Though Ogre was told hundreds of these his favorite was always the Legend of The Four Knights of Gwyn. Specifically it was the Legend of Knight Artorias and the Great Grey Wolf Sif, and how they sacrificed themselves to save the world from the dreaded Abyss.

It wouldn't be long after until Ogre's Dad would be granted knighthood himself by the Lord of Cinder Grandpa Gwyn. He would have no other choice but to leave Ogre orphaned and alone. The only thing he would have left would be those stories, and how the heroes could overcome any obstacle even if all hope seemed lost. Eventually that hope payed off. Gwyn would come to find out about the boy's existence after his father fell in battle. To honor him, Gwyn would take Ogre in and train him into becoming a knight.

## Part 1: *The Hallowed King's Curse*

Years would pass and eventually Ogre would be made into Gwyn's squire. His training would be halted however, as around this time Gramps would get a serious case of moldy prune face. And with his secret stash of SunnyD missing he could not restore his strength. Gramps would succumb to the disease, and go completely hollow. With the kingdom in peril and no one else around, Ogre knew it was up to him to reclaim the stolen stash and save the day.

### ***The Undead Asylum***

Ogre would start at the Undead Asylum. This is where the filthiest of scum are locked up, and thought that if anyone were to know about the stolen SunnyD, they'd be down here. Unfortunately Ogre is a freak and was mistaken for an escaped convict. He was locked up before he even made it past the front gate. It is here were Ogre encounters Oscar, who drops a key into Ogre's cell from the rooftops. He then tells Ogre to meet him on the second floor of the Asylum, as he has information that could be valuable to him. When they meet he is told, "*When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt kn-" ,* before Ogre gets plighted with the butterfingers status effect and accidentally slices Oscar in half. Continuing through the Asylum the warden tries to get the jump on him, but he's too dummy thicc and alerts Ogre just in time for him to dodge out of the way. He kills the warden and escapes out the back entrance with his new goal: *Ringing the Bells of Awakening*.

### ***The Undead Burg***

Ogre would then make his way to the Undead Burg. Here he meets Heim, the wandering bandit on a quest to save his family, and Grimhald, a knight who's true intentions are unknown. These two would accompany Ogre on his way to ring the first bell up in the Undead Parish. The three make their way through the town and into a tower. It is here where despite Grimhald's warnings, Ogre ventures into the basement and encounters The Rock. Luckily his screams of terror are heard by the pair, who come rushing downstairs to save him. There they find the two in a heated chase, running around the room in circles before Grimhald steps in and kills The Rock. Continuing their way up, they end up along the tower's rampart. Though Heim and Grimhald agree that something feels off, Ogre is already halfway across. It's not long before he is suddenly jumped by a member of the Football Team. Ogre frantically sprints back to the group with the quarterback charging right behind. The three hastily climb up the tower wall using the ladder to the right, and take turns plunging into him from above. Ogre misses and lands on the pavement below, where Grimhald has to save him again by shoulder bashing the athlete off the wall and to its death.

Heading down the stairs and out

## Trivia

* The initial idea for Ogre came up during a luncheon when someone was told "Shut up Ogre!"
* Despite Ogre's first canonical appearance being in Part 1, he was originally created for Part 3. This is because Part 3 was actually the first in production with the two former parts coming out later as prequels.
* Adding onto that, Ogre was originally supposed to be a one off character. His only appearance was supposed to be in Part 3 with Parts 1 and 2 having completely different protagonists.
* The concept for Ogre was inspired by Mr. Bean and Luke Skywalker.
* The design for Ogre was inspired by Shrek and Shaquille O'Neal.
* Ogre's favorite food is Gramp's Breakfast Gruel™.
* Growing up Ogre's actual childhood hero was Big Z.
* Ogre has an underdeveloped soft spot.
* Even though his species reproduces by budding via head spores, Ogre has a grow-a-penis.
* During an OgreCon 2019 Q/A panel when asked who Ogre's mother was, Aidan "The Fungus" Smith jokingly responded with "Aphrodite, cause it would be funny if the goddess of beauty gave birth to that repulsive thing".
* But is he actually the original?