SPi's Nightmare Transcript

SPi falls down a circular shaft and hits the ground hard.

**SPi:** Ugh...where am I? What is this place? Ah...my head.

After a piece of gravel falls beneath you...

**SPi:** Shit!

When the player reaches the end of the hallway near portal ONE...

**SPi:** Phew...that was too close.

Entering portal ONE...

**SPi** What the...what's going on here?

**Grigori Romanov** You have nowhere to hide now!

**SPi:** Who's speaking?

**Grigori Romanov** I will interrogate them one by one.

**SPi:** Romanov? What's going on here?!

**Grigori Romanov:** Listen to me very carefully boy!

**SPi:** What are you talking about? Romanov! Where am I? What have you done? Shit!

After the first firefight inside the arena...

**SPi:** Fuck, he's gone. I guess I should go through one of these portals. They have numbers on them. I came from ONE...number TWO is next.

After entering through portal TWO and killing the dog...

**Pan(memory):** Well nobody can say this dog was innocent.

**SPi(memory):** We've got more important things to worry about than just a dog Pan.

After killing the dogs in the dog arena...

**SPi:** I better get out of here.

Entering the arena via portal TWO...

**Grigori Romanov:** I could swear I know this guy from somewhere...

**SPi:** Come back here Romanov!

**Grigori Romanov:** But I am not sure... Now tell me, what do you know about our operations!

**SPi:** The only thing I know about you is that you're an asshole! I already told you before, do I need to repeat myself?

After the second firefight in the arena ends...

**SPi:** Ok, portal number THREE.

Entering portal THREE...

**SPi:** What is this? What? Paul? Paul! Agent Paul?! I thought you were dead! What's going on here!!! Is this Middle East? Why am I with the Marines? Wha... What the fuck did you give to me Romanov!

Entering the arena via portal THREE...

**Grigori Romanov:** He is weak, he will break soon.

**SPi:** No I am not! I'm coming for you!

**Grigori Romanov:** He won't last long. He will eventually tell us...

**SPi:** Bring it on!

After the third firefight in the arena has ended...

**SPi:** Next step, portal number 4. And hopefully the last one.

Entering portal number 4...

**SPi:** What the...Guys? No! Alex! Wake up! Alex! What happened? Pan? No! Not you too! Shit...

**Pan:** You...you could have saved us...

**SPi:** No...Pan. Oh no no no no LOZ! Wake up! Come on! Wake up buddy! Crap...Loz...You're all dead... What's that sound?

**Romanov(memory):** We have arrived at our nuke base.

**SPi:** What's happening?

**Loz(memory):** Oh my God, a nuclear base...

**SPi:** No, this can't be...

After the nuke goes off and pans to a close-up of SPi's face...

**Pan:** Hey SPi, you okay?

**SPi:** I just had the strangest nightmare.

**Pan:** Really? Because you were mumbling and I was getting worried. You kept saying something about a nuke. Did you really see a nuclear explosion? Because that does sound pretty cool for a nightmare.

**SPi:** Knock it off Pan, we'll start a new training program tomorrow. I want everyone to be 100% ready before we confront Romanov.

**Pan:** Calm down SPi, we have the upper hand.

**SPi:** Call SV and AV. I have an idea.

**Pan:** What would it be?

**SPi:** They're going back to Sicily.

**Pan:** Oh hoho they're going to love this!