Prepare for Trouble! And Make It-- TRIPLE?!

**Prepare for Trouble! And Make It-- TRIPLE?!** is the first episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

## About

Evil Guy gets an unexpected new enemy on his hands.

## Cast

### **Evil Guy Team**

* Evil Guy
* Pickle
* Fernando

### **Mario Trio**

* Mario
* Luigi
* New Mario

## Script

### **Scene 1: A Replacement's Visit**

The camera zooms in on a mushroom-shaped house in the middle of Toad Town. In front of the house, Mario and Luigi are opening the door for a guest. The guest looks exactly like Mario, only taller, brawnier, and more handsome.

> **LUIGI:** Oh hey, **NEW MARIO**! Long time no see!
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> **MARIO:** How was it searching for the Sapphire Cupcake?
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> **NEW MARIO:** Terrible! We had absolutely no luck, and to top it all off, Dorktron stole the rocket, so we had to wait what seemed like *forever* to actually get home!
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> **MARIO:** Dorktron...?
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> **NEW MARIO:** Yes, you know exactly who I'm talking about. But let's not talk about him. I'm just here to catch up! Hey, what new enemies are around?
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> **LUIGI:** New enemies? Other than Bowser?
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> **MARIO:** We have **EVIL GUY** and his minions. They're only two blocks away.
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> **LUIGI:** Oh yeah! They hate Cupcakes, and they also eat Cheese!
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> **NEW MARIO:** Hmm... Are you sure that's all they do?
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> **MARIO:** What do you mean?
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> **NEW MARIO:** I mean, I'm totally on board! A guy who hates Cupcakes? Unforgivable to me! I was just asking, honestly. You don't have to answer.
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> **MARIO**: Yeah, uh, they annoy the crap out of us!
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> **LUIGI:** Yeah, that's why we attack them every week!
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> **MARIO:** Could you help us?
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> **NEW MARIO:** I assume you already know the answer?
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> **MARIO:** A whole-hearted yes?
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> **NEW MARIO:** Exactly! Now what do you say we attack, the three of us?
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> **MARIO/LUIGI:** Yes!
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> **NEW MARIO:** Right. Let's-a-go!
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> **MARIO:** Hey, that's my line!
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**MARIO** smacks **NEW MARIO** right up the side of his head as they walk to their destination.

### **Scene 2: Getting Owned Big Time**

Fade in to Evil Guy Tower. **EVIL GUY**'s minions, **PICKLE** and **FERNANDO**, are on the watch for the **MARIO** Bros., who constantly attack them.

> **FERNANDO:** I see them, boss!
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> **EVIL GUY:** Wut? They already attacked us twice this week already!
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> **PICKLE:** Prepare for trouble! And make it-- *triple?!*
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> **FERNANDO:** Yeah, there's three of 'em now!
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The **MARIO** trio enter the tower.

> **EVIL GUY:** Get them outta there, and capture the new guy. I'll be stuffing my face with Cheese in the meantime!
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> **PICKLE/FERNANDO:** Yes, sir!
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**PICKLE** and **FERNANDO** go and confront the **MARIO** trio. They are on the second floor.

> **NEW MARIO:** What, so these are his minions?
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> **MARIO:** Indeed!
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> **NEW MARIO:** Let's take 'em down!
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The five begins to fight, with the **MARIO** trio having the upper hand. The final blow was two Cupcakes straight to **PICKLE** and **FERNANDO**'s faces, thrown by **NEW MARIO**.

> **LUIGI:** Woah, you didn't tell us these could be used as weapons!
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> **NEW MARIO:** Wanna know if a guy is a Cheese Lover? Just throw a Cupcake on their face!
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They head up to **EVIL GUY**'s lair, where **EVIL GUY** is sleeping on his couch.

> **NEW MARIO:** Wake up, fatass.
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**EVIL GUY** wakes up to see two **MARIO**s and one **LUIGI**.

> **EVIL GUY:** Egh, I'm seeing double...
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> **NEW MARIO:** Yeah, I'm physical! I'm real, too!
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**NEW MARIO** throws a Cupcake on **EVIL GUY**'s belly.

> **EVIL GUY:** Who are you?! Are you one of **MARIO**'s stupid replacements?!
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> **MARIO:** Uh, I'm not, but he is!
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> **NEW MARIO:** I am **NEW MARIO**. Listen, chump, here's how it will play out. I am planning on starting my very own Cupcake Factory, and I'm gonna build one that's close to your home. If you don't want your building destroyed, don't try and destroy mine. Got it?
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> **EVIL GUY:** Alright, alright, now get outta here!
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> **NEW MARIO:** We've got no other business here. Let's go.
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The **MARIO** trio sprints away. **EVIL GUY** gets up. He goes to the second floor using a handicap elevator to find **PICKLE** and **FERNANDO** defeated.

> **EVIL GUY:** Wake up, you two.
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**PICKLE** and **FERNANDO** wake up, while wiping the Cupcake off their faces.

> **PICKLE:** When I said triple, I really meant triple...
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> **EVIL GUY:** I hate that **NEW MARIO** guy already. He just said he's going to make a Cupcake Factory near my tower!
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> **PICKLE/FERNANDO:** *WHA???*
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> **FERNANDO:** Boss, we gotta stop him!
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> **EVIL GUY:** Only problem is that he threatened to destroy my home if I try and destroy his factory.
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> **PICKLE:** Well, you're not gonna listen to a Cupcake lover, right?
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> **FERNANDO:** Yeah! We gotta take that down!
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> **EVIL GUY:** You are right... This means war.
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Fade to black.

## Trivia

* This episode and The War Begins has some similarities. Basically, both episodes are the start of a war.
* Sovereign Blargatron could be back in the UnWorld by now, although it is hard to be sure.