A page about gacha satire

Basically gacha satire all started when feceslover69 and beautiful fan were the gods of gacha satire, they decided it felt tiring being alone. So, they spawned lots of people, different ages, sizes, species, whatever. And it went well, one of them was named my talking kitty cat and was the same age as feceslover69, but we will talk about her later in the lore. they enjoyed watching all the gacha satires doing stuff in their daily live, someone was walking and saw a witch dropping an apple core, they thought it was normal until they stumbled upon that same apple core in the same place the witch dropped it in, they were confused as to why nobody threw it away but they decided to pick it up anyways, because they felt a power , but not just any power, the power was coming from the apple core, they checked to see if anything was inside and they found nothing but a small plant growing in this, they decided to give this apple core to the scientists. The scientists started examining the apple core and found out it started growing eyes. Then it turned into a watermelon. After a baby with brown hair came out of it, but in a few minutes it started to turn green and pink. The scientists were very confused, and needed to know who this baby was from, they decided to do a dna test for all of the people in the state and found the parents of the child, Melon. The scientists gave melon to the doctors, and the doctors gave melon to the parents. She was happy that she was finally back in her "home". Some years later in her life she had entered school, in school there was a girl named kiwi. Kiwi was a huge fan of melon, she tried to make melon notice her everyday, but melon never noticed her because melon was very popular at the school (like kids at the school would literally swarm her like paparazzi) so melon never got to notice kiwi. Kiwi got very angry at that and created a club thing with her friends rooster, rude girl, girlfriend stealer, and fried stealer. There she gossiped about melon and hater decided to tell beautiful fan that as a prank. But beautiful fan got effected by the words and became stinky hater 2 days after. When he became stinky hater he tried to kill feceslover69, but he failed and feceslover69 teleported him into a dirty building, which became his lair. After he teleported kiwi and her friends there to describe a plan which had fried stealer having to pretend to be melons friend. Melon became friends with her and when she went home she went to play with toys, her mom told her to go to sleep and she fell asleep fast but heard glass shattering. Melon was being kidnapped. She was there for years, until the squad came up with a plan to make the person who kidnapped them, fried stealer, emo. But it would reset their memory. They did it and feceslover69 lead them to her parents, returning safely and she saw her sour sister, lemon, her kind sister, glowstone, her honest brother, he would take care of melon until one day he saw melon kill a hater. She got confused by this and drowned him. Then her dad died so she started the melon squad, they looked for a giant crystal and revived him. This turned melon into an immortal godess, and more people found out about how she was the 2nd immortal godess in the world, so they joined the melon squad which now has 100k+ people in it.