The ESB Crew Visits Bikini Bottom Part 4: The Final Countdown!/Transcript

**Krusty, Pen, League, Bigtimersh, Squiddy,** and **Persondudes**: All Right!

**Dyaboy**: They'll Never figure my plan out! NEVER!

**Persondudes**: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, Everyone!

(At Bikini Bottom...)

**League**: Look! Another Tour Group!

**Book**, **Doc**, **Cmc**: Hi!

**Dyaboy**: Rise, My Personal Minion! Rise!

**SpongeTron**: I am SpongeTron!

**Cmc**: I'm feeling peckish… Does anyone else?

**Literally Everyone Else**: Y E S

(On their way...)

**Green Ghost**: Ohhh-Ah! I'm the Flying Dutchman!

**Everyone**: AHHHHHH!

**Pen**: I want his Autograph…

**Doc**: We aren’t joining your crew!

**Flying Dutchman**: All Right, I’m Going with you guys because i’m hungry too…

Meanwhile...

**Dyaboy**: Ahh, Sheldon Plankton! I’ll help you if you help me…

**Plankton**: Deal.

(At The Krusty Krab; The Roof is torn off)

**Dyaboy**:  AT LAST!

**Krusty**: Could it be?

**Pen**: It is.

Now…

**Pen**: It is.

**Persondudes**: Who is it, My Love- Er, I mean Pen?

**Krusty**: It’s Him…

**Cmc**: Who?!

**Dyaboy**: Yes. It’s Me! The Duke of Destruction! The Count of Complaining! The Senator of Spamming! Me! Dyaboy! I am here with Plankton with his this mega robot to steal the formula and for all of you!

**Book**: What Do You want from us?!

**Dyaboy**: I want 1 of these 2 things! Number 1: I wanna destroy each and everyone of you for no reason at all or Number 2...

**Puma**: Er, What’s The Second Option?

**Dyaboy**: Pen needs to marry me again…

**Literally Everyone**: (\*GASP\*)

**Cmc**: No Way Buddy! She’s Miiiiiiiiiiiii (Pen Looks at him) iiiind Blowing...

**Squiddy**: Wait, Did he say again?

**Pen**: Yes, I-

**Dyaboy**: Enough Chatter! Let The Senseless Destruction Begin!

**Mr. Krabs**: (Comes Out of his office) SPONGEBOB! What’s All that racket?

**SpongeBob**: I Don’t Really Kn- Oh My Gosh! ROBOT! ROBOT! BIG ROBOT!

**Mr. Krabs**: Wait, Is that? Plankton?!

**Plankton**: Yes, You Numbskull! Prepare for your Downfall, Fools! All of You! Start it up Dyaboy!

**Dyaboy**: All Right! Let the Madness Begin! (Moves Towards the ESB Crew and The SpongeBob Crew)

**CoopK**: Ready Team?

**Doc**: We’re not ready, We’ll Ne-

**CoopK**: CHARGE!

(The Entire Crew moves Towards the Robot)

**Mr. Krabs**: Me Boy! Load the Condiment Cannon!

**SpongeBob**: Yes, Sir! (Brings Out a Cannon and Starts Firing it!) YAAAAAH!

**Mr. Krabs**: Good Job Boy! Now Hide in me Office!

**SpongeBob**: (\*Worried\*) Y-Yes. S-Sir!

**Pen**: I WILL NEVER DATE YOU! (\*As She Punches The Robot\*)

**Dyaboy**: Ha, Ha! You Will Never Destroy SpongeTron, He’s Made Of The Strongest Titanium.

**Persondudes**: Dang it, (\*He’s Right Looking Closing at the Robot\*)

(\*Suddenly, SpongeTron Grabs Persondudes in his Giant Hand.\*)

**Dyaboy**: HA! I Got Your Boyfriend!

**Pen**: He is not my Boyfriend!

**Pen**: (\*Sheds a Tear\*)

**Dyaboy**: Okay, You Little Brats, I Will Squish Pen’s Boyfriend If Pen Doesn’t Agree To Date Me!

**Persondudes**: (\*Begins to Cry!\*)

**Dyaboy**: You’ve Got 60 Seconds!

**Pen**: (\*Just Standing there\*)

**Doc**: Pen? PeN? pEn? (\*Her voice gets drowned out\*)

(\*Inside Pen’s Mind\*)

**Romantic Mind Pen**: Come on, Pen, It’s For Love! He Loves You!

**Angry Mind Pen**: No Way, Don’t believe that Love-Head!

**Mind Pen**: Guys, Stop it! I know what to do!

(\*We Leave Pen’s Mind\*)

**Dyaboy**: 15 Seconds!

**Pen**: All Right! I will!

**Dyaboy**: You will! All Right! SpongeTron, Grab Her!

**SpongeTron**: Grabbing Individual, Idroppedmypen.

**Dyaboy**: Now, I’ve Got One Thing To Say To You, Pen.

**Pen**: (\*Angrly\*) WHAT?!

**Dyaboy**: I Love You, Idroppedmypen.

**Squiddy**: Like that one chat post he made!

(\*Customer walks in\*)

**DogeShibe**: Stop Breaking the 4th wall!

**Squiddy**: Oh, Sorry!

**DogeShibe**: Imma join you guys because you guys look like you need some help!