A Model Citizen

**A Model Citizen** is a side quest in *We Happy Few*. It takes place at the Parade District, in Clayton Center of Art & Design.

## Objectives

* Enter the Design Institute
* Go downstairs
* Help the models
* Perk up Ugo
* Give Cilla a bottle of scotch
* Give Robin Goode a sewing kit
* The show must go on
* Go be fabulous
* Collect your reward
* Activate the Track Access Hatch

## In-Game Description

If I remember correctly, I found a hatch in the basement. It would be extremely useful to be able to travel in and out of the Parade without having to show a Letter of Transit. Especially since the bobby at the bridge just told me they're closing the bridge.

If I remember correctly, the hatch is in the basement. Well, that's where a hatch would be.

And seeing as Davy Hackney thinks I'm his new model, I should probably ask his old models how to behave on the catwalk.

If I help the other models, maybe they'll give me some useful advice.

Brilliant. Ugo took a downer. Now he wants an upper. Have I got some Phlash to give him?

Cilla Humphrey wants a bottle to calm her nerves. I can understand that. Sometimes I wish I were more of a drinker myself.

Davy will gut him if his clothes are ripped out there. A sewing kit will save his life. And what's that they say? "Who saves a single life, saves an entire world"?

Time to go upstairs and strut my stuff. Well, Davy's stuff, anyway.

Remind me never to do that again. How hideously embarrassing.

Time to be fierce. Don't forget the cheeky little bang bang.

I think I rather killed it out there. I hope Davy follows through on his end.

Especially since who knows how long the Mount Badon Bridge will stay open?

## Walkthrough

As soon as the player arrives at the Design Institute, Davy will stop them and assume Arthur is his new model, ordering him to go downstairs and fix himself up for a catwalk.

Downstairs the player can pick up all necessary items for the models, Phlashes are in bowls alongside Joy pills, sewing kits are on the dressing desks, and bottles of scotch are in the mini bar. Now talk to each of the models and give them the items they request. Each of the models will give Arthur advice to succeed his catwalk.

Whether the player uses the advice or not doesn't matter, as he gets access to the basement either way.

Go back downstairs and enter the backroom where the Track Access Hatch is located and activate it.

### Notes that the player will gather

VIP Lounge is for VIPs!

Hair Bow!

### Items the player will gather

* 3x 45 RPM Record
* 4x Empty Pill Bottle
* 2x Fab Threads
* Fine Linen
* 8x Joy
* 3x Neximide Pill
* 3x Phlash
* 2x Scotch
* 6x Sewing Kit

### Containers the player can search through

* 3x Desk
* 2x Small Table
* Suitcase
* 2x Waste Bin

## Transcript

### **Arrival**

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Davy: How dare he cancel on me! I don't care if he's double booked! He was nothing before I taught him how to walk!

Priss: I know, I ... I know how to model.

Davy: Sorry, love, tits ruin the drape. Find me a new male model toot sweet.

Davy: That WAS fast. Hmm, right height, right build -- a bit tan for my taste. You're new, aren't you? Never mind. Quentin sent, you're probably not hopeless. I just hope to god you can strut. Go downstairs and ask Nigel what to do.

#### **Need of Help**

Ugo: You look like a ghost. You aren't one, are you? I'm a bit fucked up. Candyman said it was a Sally Special, but he lied.

Ugo: I'd kill several innocent people for a phlash. Do you know any innocent people? I don't either.

#### **Catwalk Advice**

Ugo: You're a life-saver.

Arthur: Uh... any advice? For the catwalk?

Ugo: Do a cheeky little bang-bang gesture. They love that.

#### **Need of Help**

Arthur: You seem not entirely delighted.

Cilla: Stage fright. The last time I tripped on the catwalk, Davy locked me in a fucking closet for three days. I could use a shot of whiskey, but all we have in this wretched place are drugs.

#### **Catwalk Advice**

Cilla: Thank god. Can you believe he made me tape up my tits? Like that girl who played Dorothy in that old movie about the shoes?

Cilla: Ah. That helps. I'll let you in on a little modelling secret. I toss the crowd a bouquet. They love that. All those lads want to be brides, but it's not going to happen, is it.

#### **Need of Help**

Robin: Fuck! My pants ripped! Davy will kill me. You wouldn't have a sewing kit?

#### **Catwalk Advice**

Robin: Thanks a zill. Now the whole crowd won't have to see my knickers.

Arthur: I'm sort of new -- got any advice?

Robin: Try a fierce I'm-watching-you move.

### **Show Time**

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Davy: The crowd's restless, dearie. Go out there and fucking wow them.

Davy: Just strut to the spots marked with X and show yourself off. Oh, and get to your mark quickly. Get going then. You ARE capable of walking ten feet, aren't you?

Davy: Oh, and whatever you do, don't fuck up. Okay, on your mark and WORK IT!

#### **Good (Followed Advice)**

Davy: Darling! You weren't utterly dreadful! Have some party favors.

Arthur: Say, Mr. Hackney ... It's a bit late, and I sort of live on the other side of town. Would it be too much trouble...

Davy: I suppose you did do me a favor.

Davy: Here's the key to the pad. No throwing parties in there.

#### **Bad (Refused Advice)**

Davy: Hopeless, you're utterly sans charisma. I'm not surprised you're homeless.

Arthur: Say, Mr. Hackney ... It's a bit late, and I sort of live on the other side of town. Would it be too much trouble...

Davy: I suppose you did do me a favor.

Davy: Here, get some beauty sleep. Not that it'll help.

## Trivia

* Cilla references the 1939 movie, *The Wizard of Oz*, in which Judy Garland (the role of Dorothy) was forced to have her chest taped up in order to appear younger for the role, among other exploitations.