WCWF Saturday Night Superstars (5/3/97)

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 Live from Metairie, LA                      |  May 3, 1997

 ["Enter Sandman" starts up in the background as video clips of various
 matches are shown. Faint sounds can be heard from the video clips
 while the guitars run rampant audio-wise. Finally, the music drowns
 out and so do the clips as the camera uses a spin effect to go down to
 a studio like format... where Marc Kardon and Bryan Dostan sit at a
 desk with papers in front of them, and a GIGANTIC television screen
 behind them.]

 Kardon: Welcome everyone to the Superstars Wrap-up where we will take
 a look at what happened in Metairie, Louisiana and take a look at a
 few of the matches.

 Dostan: It's about damn time this federation gave me a position
 somewhere on the television screen... I almost had to go straight to
 1600 WCWF Avenue and beat the hell out of someone.. if you know what I
 mean.

 Kardon: First off.... Jon Shamus came down to the commentators table
 with a variety of vampire "women" if you will. There's no doubt they
 were given to him by Satan's Little Helpers.

 [Shows a still of Shamus being fed grapes and being fanned by another
 of the vampires. They are scantily clad and all have boa snakes on
 them that they play with.]

 Kardon: Well... [pulls on collar] we had a great lineup of matches
 tonight... and the wall was cracked with the first matchup between
 Vegeta and newcomer "Psycho Nerd" Aron Scythe.

 [Stills of each man fade in on the television screen. The format
 resembles the "vs. screen" in Mortal Kombat 3.]

 Dostan: I hope you're going to tell me that they bored each other to
 death...

 Kardon: Vegeta had his hands full.. let's go to the screen...

 [The television screen fades in to a freezed frame of Vegeta giving
 Scythe a shoulderblock and Scythe falling to the mat. The audio of
 announcers Matt Fountain and Jon Shamus come on.]

 Fountain: Vegeta with a roundhouse right now... and locks up now...
 belly to belly suplex! Scythe down hard!

 Shamus: This "Psycho Nerd" better go back to his high school before
 this comic book freak hurts him...

 Fountain: Vegeta with a jumping DDT now... and ... double underhook
 backbreaker!!!! He's going for the cover...

 Shamus: [holds up the contract] It's comin' for ya, punk!

 Fountain: He's got a one.... a two.....

 Fountain: A THREE!

 Shamus: Hey... he's supposed to use that fireball!?!

 Fountain: Looks like he's devising something else instead, Jon! Just
 to ruin the satisfaction for you! HAH!

 [Television screen fades back out. "Vegeta by pinfall at 4:23" at the
 bottom of the television screen.]

 Kardon: So, Vegeta gets a big win and improves his record to a 7-3-1.
 Vegeta is doing well in this federation......

 Dostan: What do you expect? He cheats in about every match.. with his
 "Thundersuck" or whatever he calls it.

 Kardon: We went backstage suddenly right after that to see this....

 [TV fades back on]

 [LUCIFER M.D. is moving towards the SAYIYAN DRESSING room dressed as a
 fireman. He has a yellow rubber coat and is carrying a FIRE
 EXTINGUISHER. He comes down to the room and knocks on the door of THE
 SUPER SAYIYANS, claiming that he is the local FIRE MARSHALL, and needs
 to check the sprinkler system in their room. Then, when they open the
 door- LUCIFER M.D. hoses off his victim with a blast from the FIRE
 EXTINGUISHER, smashes him across the face with it and removes his own
 helmet, yelling:

 LUCIFER M.D.: "HA HA BYATCH!!! How'd you like the taste of COLD STEEL
 upside your nappy alien ass???"

 <<<He then hurls the extinguisher at them, and runs like a son of a
 bitch down the hallway...as the SAYIYANS give chase!>>>>

 [Meanwhile, as the SAYIYANS are pursuing LUCIFER - SLH and SHAOLIN
 spring into action from their hiding place in a near by janitor's
 closet. SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS kick the door to the dressing room in
 and commence a bloody ASSAULT on MASTER YOSHI and MR. PERFECT with
 their deadly BOAT OARS. VEGETA comes back from his match and he and
 SHAOLIN DYNAMITE, begin to go at it... before VEGETA fall vicitim to a
 potent mouthful of BLACK MIST. He then commences to perform his
 FINISHER: the dreaded SUPERFLY TNT kick on him while SLH cripples the
 others. At the 60 second mark - having fully capaitalized on their
 attack - SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS RETREAT. Moments later, EMTs arrive in
 the dressing room and begin to look at Master Yoshi, Mr. Perfect,
 Vegeta, and The Super Sayiyans.]

 [Television fades out]

 Kardon: That's the horrible scene that was left after only the first
 match at Superstars. But there was more to come...

 Dostan: We had a filler match after that between The Hardliners and
 Powers of Pain...

 Kardon: HEY! WATCH IT! No matches are "filler" matches here...
 nevertheless, Powers of Pain went on for the victory in this
 matchup... Warlord gave Stan Hansen a running powerslam and The
 Barbarian came off the top with a flying headbutt for the clean win.

 ["Powers of Pain by pinfall at 11:51" appears on the television
 screen.]

 Dostan: Next up where my boys, Benoit and The Crow going head to head
 with Chris Jericho and Doug Furnas.

 Kardon: But first, Benoit had something to say....

 [Fades in on Benoit and The Crow coming to the ring, and Pillman
 getting the microphone.]

 Brian Pillman : JESSE JOHNSON, I *know* you are here in the building
somewhere, COWERING IN MORTAL FEAR!!!!!  So, what I want you to do is
to SIT DOWN, and LISTEN to what I have to say to you!!!  Because, I
know you don't have the BALLS to march your ASS out here, and get the
UPREME
PUNKING THAT YOU DESERVE!!!!!!!  So, listen up!!!  It's the ultimate
irony that the BIGGEST WEAKLING TO EVER GRACE THE WCWF WITH HIS FILTHY
PRESENCE is the CAUSE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS!!!!!!  Jesse Johnson, 6 days
ago, you single-handedly DESTROYED everything I worked so hard for
over
the last 3 months!!!!  Johnson, what you better realize is this...
when you destroy a man's life's work, YOU BETTER BE READY TO BE REPAID
IN KIND!!!!!

Chris Benoit : Johnson, the cowardice you possess is mind-boggling.
It's apparent to me that you will never accept your fate, and confront
me  face-to-face.  It is my DESTINY, Johnson, to END your career as I
did Rick Steamboat's.  Thus, I have no choice but to TRACK YOU DOWN...

WHEREVER YOU MAY GO...  until you have been utterly destroyed.  You
vastly underestimate me, Johnson.  I am a tireless hunting, destroying
machine...   the ultimate wolverine.  And YOU...  YOU are the ultimate
prey...  the HUNTED.  When I finally find you, Jackhammer...  when I
finally corner you, wherever or whenever that may be...  your life as
you know it will be OVER.  FINISHED.  And, as far as Scott Pierce
goes...  it's obvious to me that Scott Pierce is nothing but an
innocent victim of Jesse Johnson's madness.  All I have to say to YOU,
Scott Pierce, is this...  one day, in the very near future, you will
be WORTHY enough to wear that belt.

[We flash over to another part of the match.]

Fountain: Crow sends Jericho for the ride now... and JERICHO BACKDROPS
HIM!

Shamus: But the Crow sits right back up!

Fountain: The Crow right back to work... three punches... but the
"Lionheart" just lariats him to the ground!

Shamus: Jericho pumping up the crowd... idiot!

Fountain: And Crow up already! From behind! DDT! Slaps on the
Vengance!!!!!

Shamus: Do your job ref... get away from Benoit!

Fountain: Crow with the Vengance for almost twenty seconds now.... and
Williams coming over... the bell is ringing!!!!!

Shamus: YES! Crow won it!

Seifret: The following matchup has been ruled a draw as the time limit
has expired!!!!

Shamus: WHAT?!??

Fountain: Unfortunately, for the nWo... things didn't fall their way.

[Screen fades out with "Time Limit Draw in white letters on the
bottom"]

Kardon: So... a surprising time limit draw. Following that, we saw the
Alien in action against Masahiro Yama. The Alien looked like he might
fall to defeat.. but countered a Masa chokeslam... and then put Yama
on the buckle and executed the Shooting Star to get the submission
win.

["The Alien by submission at 11:58" appears on the screen.]

Dostan: Ah... big deal... if the Alien has anything to say to the
nWo... he can just "suckstick."

Kardon: No wonder you haven't been on broadcasts... next up we had the
big Television Title mach between Alex "The Assassin" Anderson and
Thunderman.

Dostan: Yea.. I even heard that the Alien is being offered the title
shot for the Television title at May-hem. Better fly up to the Prez's
office quick Alien.

Kardon: Let's go to the ring... and see what happened.

[Television screen fades into the match.]

Fountain: Anderson with an inverted atomic drop.... and SPINNING DDT!
NICELY EXECUTED!

Shamus: Sends 'em for the ride... and Anderson ducks a Thunderman
clothesline. Anderson with a ropeflip hiptoss.

Fountain: What's this?

Shamus: Freedom Cavalone is making his way down to ringside. What is
he doing down here?

Fountain: I dunno... but he's approaching ringside quickly. And he's
just looking on at the moment.

[flashes to a later point]

Fountain: Williams being distracted now by Lady on the outside!
Thunderman going to the top turnbuckle... and Freedom just shoved him
off!!! AND WILLIAMS SAW IT!

Shamus: Freedom is getting in the ring now... and he just clotheslined
Thunderman to the outside... Anderson charges him, and he backdrops
Anderson out of the ring!!!!

[TV fades out]

Kardon: So, Thunderman keeps his belt but he came close to losing it
to Alex Anderson.

Dostan: Big whoop....

Kardon: Aren't you just enjoying yourself over there. Well, next up...
Rick "The Bomber" Garnett made his in-ring debut against the "Virginia
Wolf" Tim Harris but couldn't quite capitalize. He looked very
impressive... and had his "Pearl River Concentrator" ready to execute
in under a minute... but Harris managed to crucifix him down to the
mat and get the unexpected three count.

["Tim Harris by pinfall at 1:25" appears on the TV Screen]

Dostan: Next... we saw some footage of Adam Christ...

Kardon: Yes.. lets take a look..

[Fades in on TV screen]

Cunningham:     Allright.  Now let's go to some footage we took after
Warzone regarding the health of Adam Christ.

(Camera shot shows Adam Christ being carried backstage by the ring
attendants.  Soon after, the paramedics arrive and give Christ oxygen
as he is a little short of breath.  He is then strapped to a stretcher
and is taken away in the ambulance.  The camera shot fades to black.)

Cunningham:     Obviously, as you can see by the preceding footage,
Adam Christ is not 100% after his match from Warzone.  We haven't
recieved any word on his condition as of yet, but we will be sure to
inform you as there are further developments. Mr. Christ, if you are
listening, we would like to wish you a speedy recovery.

Shamus:         Well, if you are listening Adam Christ, I suggest that
you pray to your God that you get better soon so you can run away from
Shaolin Dynamite and Satan's Little Helpers.

Cunningham:     That comment was inexcusable!

Shamus:         Who cares!  Let's move on to better things.  Let's get
back to ringside for another match.

[Fades out]

Kardon: Following that, we had a match between The Giant and Rocky
Maivia. These two had faced each other once before, with Maivia
getting the win after a ball bat strike... but things were different
this time.

Dostan: Yes.... with the Gooker looking on... the Giant came one step
closer to being destroyed by Sgt. Scott when he chokeslammed Maivia
for the victory.

["The Giant by pinfall at 19:07]

Kardon: We went backstage following this to find out that The Sayiyans
weren't hurt seriously and would be able to participate in the match
tonight. Although, Vegeta's eyesight was seriously hurt and he
wouldn't be able to attend ringside. Perfect and Yoshi seemed to walk
away with bumps and bruises. This didn't prepare us for what was going
to happen though...

[TV fades in to SLH making a huge entrance and Shamus getting into a
referee uniform and getting in the ring.]

[Flashes]

Fountain: Son Gohan with a shoulderblock now... and wait... HERE COMES
EARTH'S LAST HOPE! Look at this... ELH taking down Shaolin Dynamite
from behind. Dynamite was trying to interfere in the matchup!

[Flashes]

Fountain: Satan Machine with a Northern Lights suplex now and sends
Gohan for the ride.. Gohan with a lariat but Machine ducks! Huge
faceslam by Satan Machine! Hits Gohan with a low blow... and now the
Gorilla Bomb!!!!

Fountain: NO! Gohan with a sunset flip! And look at Shamus sliding
down and counting slow.... there's a one..... ... there's a two....
and he won't go down for three... he's got his hand above the mat but
won't slap!

Fountain: THREE! Earth's Last Hope just pulled Shamus' leg, which was
hanging near the edge of the ring... and it caused him to slip and
count to three!!!! I can't believe it! THE SUPER SAYIYANS have won the
American Tag Team Championship Belts!!!!

["The Super Sayiyans by pinfall at 6:24" appears on the screen. Fades
back.]

Kardon: That wasn't all though... look at all the stuff that took
place next.

[Fades back]

Fountain:  And let the celebration begin!  The Super Sayiyans are the
NEW American Tag Team Champions!  Look at them!  Guys like Shamus have
done everything they could to stop this from happening.  But in the
end...  The Sayiyans prevail!!!

(All the lights go out.  There is a dim light on the ring.  There are
glowing fields around Gokou and Gohan)

Fountain:  What's happening now???

(Satan Machine is barely on his feet. Gokou and Gohan stand side by
side. The glowing field grows brighter. Suddenly, the lights come back
on!)

Fountain: WHA-?!? Nation of Reality! Chris Jericho, Dan Kroffat, Doug
Furnas.... they are attacking The Super Sayiyans on the outside!!!
Jericho comes over and knocks ELH over the railing!

Fountain: DARNOC & GIANT JERACKA coming out now! And they are chasing
all three men off!!! That's all from Metairie, Louisiana folks!
GOODNIGHT!!!!

[The show fades out to the "Enter Sandman" music with clips from
Superstars.]

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