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Administrative Department

*The Administrative department is headed directly by the O5 Command and the Administrator. It directs the Foundation's actions on all levels. This department includes all communication nodes and command centers; every such node and center has a standby for failure redundancy. The jurisdiction of AD also includes the whole Foundation's financial operations, like disposition of funds, accountancy, budget planning, etc. Due to the importance of this department, loyalty checks are more frequent here than anywhere else. The record-keeping office also belongs to this department.* You as an O5 have the responsibility to oversee your department.

## Administrative Department

### Ranks

Junior Manager, Manager, Senior Manager, Site Assistant Manager, Site Manager, Site Senior Manager, Site Director, Site Council, Administrative Apprentice Regulator, Administrative Regulator, Administrative Board, Administrative Council, Overseer/O5 Council, The Administrator.

## Uniform

The Overseer council can wear practically anything they want, but no cuss words are to be on their clothes or they will be de-promoted down One (1) rank.

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Overseers, O5 Council Members, and Other Administrative Council members seem to have some sort of "Interest" in suit & ties, as an individual known as "The Administrator" seems to wear suits quite often than other parts of the Top Secret department.

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## Duties

The Administrative Department only has financial duties, Containment duties, approval of Containment revisions, & the duties of their former department, in which the Administrative Department could be any department. Be careful, you never know when an Overseer is watching...

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[ERROR_10387#1980: ACCESS DENIED]: The Overseer council have disapproved any other information to be leaked into the database by order of [[UNIDENTIFIED]]

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## Equipment

Administrative Department members get a Level 4/O5 Keycard even if they have unlocked lower levels of clearance. They get an APC556 PDW for self-defense. Upgraded personnel carry a Spas-12. Administrative Department members can also purchase any item from any Shop. They carry a standard radio which allows them to communicate with all Foundation staff and an authorization tool, which can be used on Class-D. Administrative Department personnel does not have SCRAMBLE Goggles.
SCP-420-J

**Item #:** SCP-420-J

**Object Class:** Awesome!

*Hey man, that’s not a real class! You gotta make it Safe or somethin'.* —Dr. M████

*Oh yeah, you’re right, man, it’s totally safe.* —Dr. C████

**Object Class:** Awesome! Totally Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** We keep it down in Room ███ in the basement of Building ██ at Site-██. The password is ███████.

*What are you doin’, man? You can’t just tell everyone where we keep the ████, ‘cos then everyone’s gonna wanna come and get some.* —Dr. M████

*Hey, you can’t say ████ in the articles, man. Oh. Oh ████.* —Dr. C████

**Description:** OK, so I got this stuff when we were down in Jamaica, really strong stuff, with lotsa blue and red mixed in it… good ████, man. Me and M████, we were smokin’ that stuff down there, with █████ and Skinny ████, when M████ says, he says to me, “Hey, man, we should take this stuff back and send it through… that… machine thing that changes things and makes things better.” And I said that was an excellent idea, and so we did.

*Man, we tried it on Very Fine first, and whoa, we were laughin' for **weeks**. Sucks what happened to ███████████. Still funny as ████, though.* —Dr. M████

So we get this really great ████ out of the machine, and me and M████ try it out, and we’re like, whoa, man, that is some excellent ████. But then we used it all up and didn’t have anything left but the seeds, and we figured we couldn’t just get rid of them, so we decided to plant them and grow them, and then M████ was like, “Hey, man, what about that dirt that makes ████ grow real fast?” And I said that was an excellent idea, so we went and got some dirt, and planted the seeds in it, and oh wow, man, that is some *excellent* ████.
SCP-096

## Categories

* Euclid
* Alive
* cognitohazard
* Humanoid

## Special Containment Procedures

   SCP-096 is to be kept in a 5x5x5 airtight, steel cube, with each plate being around 0.5 metres thick. Weekly maintenance is to be done to ensure that the cube does not have any damage or opening. No surveillance or optical devices are to be inside SCP-096's containment chamber, instead, motion detectors are to be installed in the cube to ensure that SCP-096 is inside of it.

Any photographs or videos of SCP-096 are strictly prohibited without the permission of 05-█. If given permission, the photograph or video in question should be edited to put a censor bar over SCP-096's face by a D-Class Subject at least 12 hours away from SCP-096 and 096 is to be taken back to containment after [DATA EXPUNGED]. If any media of SCP-096 is found outside of the foundation, it is to be disposed of as soon as possible.

In the event of SCP-096 breaching containment without The Foundation's intention and escaping Site-19, MTF Unit Tau-1 ("Big Brother") is to be sent out to track the location of SCP-096-1, then lead them to a remote area devoid of any people and wait for SCP-096 to arrive and be contained.

## Description

SCP-096 is a humanoid measuring 2.9 metres in height. The entity has very little muscle mass and appears to be malnourished. The item also has disproportionately long limbs in relation to its body (each 1.8 meters in length). The item lacks any pigmentation in its skin, and has no signs of hair.

SCP-096's lower jaw can dislocate and open up to 4 times the norm of a human. The item also lacks ears and a nose, leaving the only facial features to be its eyes and mouth. The eyes lack their pupil and iris, and the mouth has no lips or cheeks. SCP-096 has been proven to be blind, and to lack human intelligence, as it cannot communicate in any language.

SCP-096 is normally docile, and usually lies down in a fetal position in the center of its cube, sobbing or crying. However, if any living entity is to observe SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, through video or even a photograph, the item would start to violently convulse, claw at its face and intensify its cries for a period of about 40 seconds, before screaming and charging towards the location of the entity that observed it (Designated as SCP-096-1). Interestingly, artistic impressions and mental images of SCP-096 do not seem to enrage it.

SCP-096 can run at speeds ranging from 35 to ███ km/h, and can jump up to ████ metres into the air while enraged, depending on where its target is. No known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. Where SCP-096-1 is located does not seem to be a concern for SCP-096, and it seems to instantly acknowledge the position of SCP-096-1 when it becomes enraged.

Upon reaching SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 kills its target by ripping it in half, down the spine. On the case where it cannot do that (such as with invertebrate organisms), it will decapitate its victim instead. Once all signs of life in SCP-096-1 have disappeared, SCP-096 will enter its docile state, lie down on the ground and begin sobbing.
Class-D

“*Class D personnel are expendable personnel used to handle extremely hazardous anomalies and are not allowed to come into contact with Class A or Class B personnel. Class D personnel are typically drawn worldwide from the ranks of prison inmates convicted of violent crimes, especially those on death row.*”

–The Administrator

## Description

**Class-D** (also known as *CD or Disposable Class*) is a Default Team. They are death-row prisoners recruited from jails around the globe and used as test subjects for SCP testing by the SCP Foundation. This normally entails forcing Class-D to communicate and/or interact with different SCPs in order to study their effects. Class-D are located in Sector 2 at the Class-D Cells (CDC) area.
Every Class-D has 1 goal, either flee the CDC and create havoc with the Chaos Insurgency, or have a choice to participate in tests, interviews and check ups hosted by the Administrative Department, Scientific Department or Medical Department.

## Appearance

Class-D personnel wear an orange and white jumpsuit with "Class-D" written on the front (red and white jumpsuit for Upgraded Class-D). They are not allowed to have overgrown nails or hair, as well as accessories on the back.

## Equipment

Class-D personnel have a keycard that corresponds to their level of access in the facility (Level 1-4, since CD cannot be O5). They aren't equipped with weapons by default, but buying Class-D V.I.P. unlocks the upgraded version of the Class-D, which comes with a UMP-45 permanently. Their jumpsuit will also be dark red rather than orange, and they will wear a crown on the top left of their jumpsuit. When an Upgraded Class-D draws a pistol, the term "Rogue" is appended to their level. Other objects will, however, be purchased by all Class-D members from Facility Shops. Class-D(s) can also obtain a Scar-H if they escape to the Chaos Insurgency spawn area, generally through the vent opening near SCP-1025's containment chamber or by breaking the vent in the Transformer Room.

## Trivia

* Class-D has the most Neutral alliance.
* There is a chance that you will be allowed to exercise by the Security Department or Scientific Department to get stronger, giving you more of a chance to survive tests.
* Class-D will be friendly to all teams as long as they do not hold out a weapon or cross the Class-D Cells red line.
* If you are an O5 Council, and use the Private Server Command “:team [insert O5 player username] Class-D” and reset/do the Private Server Command “:res”, you will have the O5 title (below your ID) “By command of the administrator/O5-? This class-D is deemed an O5 Member”.
* Normally, Class-D personnel origin is the death row prisoners, but sometimes, one of the few of them are immigrants, political refugees.
Alpha-1

“*Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 is a task force that reports directly to the O5 Council and is used in situations that require the strictest operational security. The task force consists of the Foundation's best and most loyal operatives. Further information regarding MTF Alpha-1 is classified Level 5.*”

-The Administrator

## Description

**Alpha-1** (*Red Right Hand*) or **α-1** is a Mobile Task Force. To become Alpha-1, personnel must have a total of 120 days of experience on  Epsilon-11. Alpha-1 can contain SCPs, regardless of whether the person is downgraded or upgraded. Alpha-1 downgraded also has 5% reload speed in addition to containing, while Alpha-1 upgraded will have 10% faster reload speed. When someone reaches the rank of Task Force Leaders on Alpha-1 or upgrades Alpha-1 they will receive SCRAMBLE Goggles. However, if the player receives SCRAMBLE Goggles by getting Task Force Leader then they will only receive SCRAMBLE Goggles for that division. MTF Alpha-1 Operatives will also receive more financial rewards for protecting members of the O5 Council.

## Equipment

Alpha-1 operatives are equipped with a keycard corresponding to the security clearance they have. Alpha-1 operatives are equipped with an ACR, an MP5, and a radio. Task Force Leader and Upgraded Alpha-1 operatives are equipped with SCRAMBLE Goggles.

## Appearance

Alpha-1 operatives have a standard helmet and mask on, along with black and red clothing. They also have red and black camouflage pants, a red and black shirt, and have standard body armor that is purely cosmetic, and knee guards/shin guards. Along with the vest, there are many pouches and 3 ammo magazines.
Maggie Peterson

**Margret "Maggie" Peterson** is a character in the Sweet Life series. She is the mother of Samantha, Michelle, and Jeff and the grandmother of five grandchildren; Krista, Nikki, and Jessie via Samantha; Peyton via Michelle, and unnamed baby boy via Jeff.

## Character Profile

**Personality**

Maggie holds a high reputation among the residents of Montrose. She is prim and proper but has a foul temper at times and has no problem speaking her mind. She was supportive towards Samantha, when her marriage fell apart and she relocated back to town.

She can be pushy but will try to tone it down or apologize if she realizes this; although it doesn't stop her from trying to set Hannah up. It also doesn't stop her from expressing concern over the fact that Hannah isn't ladylike and keeps finding dead bodies. She also has a tendency to be overly dramatic.

## Samantha returns Home

Maggie was there for her daughter Samantha when she returned home to Montrose after her marriage ended in divorce. She let Samantha stay at her house along with her three daughters; Krista, Nikki, and Jessie. Samantha confided in her mother that her husband, Adam had an affair with their oldest daughter's teacher for a year.
Reality's Anomaly - The O5 Council Orientation

Welcome, newly-appointed overseer.

You have questions. Perhaps you don't even know what they all are, or care what the answers are at this point, but you have them, and you have many. If you opened this letter expecting those answers, I will tell you all that I have.

Which is none.

What is SCP-001? There isn't one. Was there a first anomalous object that was discovered? Of course. Was it important? Probably not. Confused? Good. At least you're still human. That's all we are, human beings. Human beings that thought we could reliably record the destruction of sanity. We were fools. We still are. The Foundation is compromised, it always has been, and it always will be. Why? We thought that there was a linchpin, a reason for it all—it's because we thought there *was* a "why".

There wasn't one.

This is the way things are. Nothing has changed, the universe hasn't broken down over time, this is how it's supposed to be. Personnel are told about SCP-001 because it *comforts* them. It helps to think there is a why, because that suggests that there is a solution, but there isn't. We do not repair: we secure, contain, protect. Surely you must have wondered why the objects are not numbered chronologically, in order of recovery? Surely you must have wondered why some objects have fully documented histories and others don't? Surely you must have wondered, given everything you know, why this world even still exists? See, I told you that you had more questions than you thought.

We don't know how much of what we documented is true anymore, it probably changes from day to day. There's no way of telling what is being affected by what anomaly, especially when there could be an infinite number that we haven't even discovered. Existence is an anomaly.

So what do we expect you to do, armed with this information, or lack thereof? Whatever you can. We do not repair, and we do not solve.

We Secure.

We Contain.

We Protect.

Congratulations on your promotion to overseer.

Good luck.

-The Administrator

PS: Don't worry about it too much, whatever you think is the truth is probably good enough anyway.
The Interview/Aftermath of 109's Termination

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## INTERVIEW [ REDACTED ] WITH O5 - 12

The Administrator : Are you ok, Journalist?

O5 - 12 : I'm angry, super angry,

The Administrator : Why so, Twelve?

O5 - 12 : They f\*\*king terminated my creation, what other reason would I be angry?

The Administrator : I saw you terminated them, but don't worry. You had a big reason to.

O5 - 12 : Can I just have a break? I need rest. Just please next time inform everyone.

The Administrator : Ok then, whatever you say.

O5 - 12 : Thanks, I really needed that.

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SCP-895

**Item #:** SCP-895

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-895 is sealed, closed and stored in an isolated underground containment cell at a depth of approximately 100 meters. No cameras, microphones, or other surveillance equipment may be brought within the 10 meter "Red Zone" radius of SCP-895 without express permission from at least two (2) Level 3 personnel.

Any on-site personnel exhibiting unusual behavior or signs of psychological trauma are to be screened immediately, and removed from the site or terminated as the situation warrants.

**Description:** SCP-895 is an ornate oak coffin recovered from the █████ █████ Mortuary by SCP personnel on ██/█/██, following reports of unusual footage captured by surveillance equipment installed at that location. When questioned, mortuary staff were unable to determine the source of SCP-895 and how it was transported to the location. Upon attempting to open SCP-895, agents on location found the object empty; however, observers viewing the live camera feed were [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until further notice, SCP-895 must remain closed at all times.

SCP-895 causes disruptions in video and photographic surveillance equipment within 50 meters similar to vivid, disturbing hallucinations with variable duration and regularity corresponding to the camera's proximity to SCP-895. Within a range of 5 meters from SCP-895, footage captured can cause severe psychological trauma and hysteria in most subjects. These disruptions do not extend to observers physically present within the area.
Scp14000

## SCP-14000: The Reality-Shifting Budgie

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-14000 is to be contained in a standard avian anomalous object chamber at Site-██. Personnel are only permitted to interact with SCP-14000 with the approval of at least two Level 3 personnel. SCP-14000 is to be provided with a variety of birdseed, fresh water, and toys appropriate for its species.

Description: SCP-14000 is a male budgerigar (Melopsittacus undulatus) with yellow and green plumage. It appears to be a normal budgie, but is capable of minor reality shifts within a limited radius of approximately 1 meter. These reality shifts are typically minor and cause no harm to personnel or the surrounding environment. SCP-14000 first came to the Foundation's attention when the previous owner reported strange occurrences around the bird's cage. A small team was dispatched to investigate and discovered SCP-14000's anomalous properties.

SCP-14000 is friendly and appears to enjoy human company. When interacting with personnel, it often chirps and engages in behaviors typical of domesticated budgies. SCP-14000 has been observed using its reality-shifting ability to create toys or perches that were not previously present in its cage.

SCP-14000 has been observed to use its reality-shifting ability to open its cage door and escape. However, it does not appear to have any intentions of causing harm or escaping from its containment area. Instead, it seems to use its ability to create toys, food, and other items that it finds entertaining.

SCP-14000 has been determined to be Safe-class due to its non-aggressive behavior and lack of potential harm to personnel or its environment.

Addendum: Due to SCP-14000's unique abilities, research is ongoing regarding the potential uses of its reality-shifting powers for Foundation operations. At the time of writing, all such research projects are ongoing and have not yielded any significant results.
Technical Research Department

*The Technical Research Department is focused on making robotics for the Foundation, also involving in the making of Tau - 5, Samsara. It directs the technology made by [ REDACTED. ] Currently, the TRD must hurry. Because when the time comes for this universe, they need to be finished.*

## Technical Research Department

#### Ranks

Technical Intern, Junior Technical Researcher, Technical Researcher, Robotics Expert, Junior Robotics Director, Senior Robotics Director, Head Management

## Uniform

Interns - Robotics Expert : A white coat, red tie, and black pants.

Junior Robotics Director - Senior Robotics Director : Grey coat, red tie, black pants.

## Information

The TRD is known for containment documentary, robotic maintenance, ETC. They are known for being the most respected in the facility. Currently, the job ( OR ) department is being lifted by O5 - 12, David Rosen, and the Administrator. Personnel who are greedy or leak any information in Research Sector 3-E are kicked out and are to be terminated on sight.

## Equipment

Personnel who are in the department are equipped with a wrench, a box full of computer-micros, and [ DATA EXPUNGED. ]

Directors OR experts are equipped with a Glock - 9, and the same as the other lower ranks.
SCP-0002-J

## Categories

* Humor
* Joke
* Toilet
* Euclid ---IMAGE REMOVED FOR PRIVACY REASONS---

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-0002-J is to be located on floor 36 of Site-88 in the high-value containment division's communal restroom. SCP-0002-J use is to be logged on a clipboard which is to be hung on the outside of the stall in which SCP-0002-J is located. At least one use of SCP-0002-J must be completed daily.

## Description

SCP-0002-J is a sapient flush toilet located in the high-value containment division of Site-88. SCP-0002-J is capable of textual communication through any wirelessly capable device brought into its stall. The device utilized in this manner has a marked effect on the speed at which these communications are accomplished, with laptops allowing the highest volume of communication.

SCP-0002-J's continued sapience appears to be connected with regular use for its original purpose. When left unused for longer than a day, SCP-0002-J loses all anomalous properties until such a time as it is used again. SCP-0002-J, however, retains knowledge of events that occur in its immediate vicinity during such periods.

SCP-0002-J's anomalous properties were first discovered in March of 2016 by site director Dr. Phillip Foster whilst in use. At the time it was believed that SCP-0002-J's anomalous properties only manifested in the presence of cellular phones, but further testing indicated otherwise. Initial testing revealed the remainder of the object's anomalous properties.

The following is a complete log of Dr. Foster's first recorded conversation with SCP-0002-J.

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SCP-0002-J: Hello?

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Dr. Foster: Who is this?

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SCP-0002-J: Sorry. First time using one of these.

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SCP-0002-J: Hey, do you think I could write a book about my life?

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Dr. Foster: I don't even know who you are.

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SCP-0002-J: Believe me, I've seen some crap.

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SCP-1499

**Item #:** SCP-1499

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-1499 is to be kept in a locked box guarded by two agents at all times. Testing involving SCP-1499 requires the authorization of Level 4 personnel is to be discontinued indefinitely. Test subjects are to wear a small full-duplex two-way radio underneath SCP-1499 to maintain contact with researchers. Testing is no longer to be carried out by D-Class personnel due to the risk of losing SCP-1499. Should test subjects enter any sort of danger, they are to remove SCP-1499 immediately.

**Description:** SCP-1499 is a Soviet GP-5 gas mask. A seal test performed on the object suggests that the object retains its original functionality. The anomalous effects of SCP-1499 activate when a human places SCP-1499 on their head. Approximately one second after SCP-1499 is fully secured on the subject's head, the subject vanishes from view, and is no longer detectable. The subject reports no feeling of motion at this time. Testing has revealed that two-way radios remain capable of both receiving and transmitting despite the subject being undetectable. Upon wearing SCP-1499, test subjects report completely different surroundings than they were in prior to wearing SCP-1499. Subjects have reported that it appears barren and inhospitable, with tall black towers filling the area. Subjects have also sighted entities in this landscape. These entities, designated SCP-1499-1, have been described as tall, nude humanoids with dark skin that have a thick coat of an unknown viscous substance. Instances of SCP-1499-1 also have large amounts of eyes and mouths covering their body. Upon removing SCP-1499 from their head, subjects reappear in the same location they were in when they put it on. For more information, see Test Log 1499.
SCP-1025

**Item #:** SCP-1025

**Object Class:** Keter Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** Due to its potential as a bioweapon capable of destroying all life on Earth, SCP-1025 is to be kept in an isolated underground vault secured by no fewer than 10 armed guards, to be rotated twice weekly and checked for compromise by infectious agents. The vault should be armed with a thermite mine to be detonated at the first sign of containment breach.

**Revision:** SCP-1025 is to be kept in a passcode-secured locker. Further research requires O5 approval.

**Description:** SCP-1025 is a hardcover book, approximately 1,500 pages long. The front cover and spine feature the title "The Encyclopedia of Common Diseases." The publisher's page indicates the book was printed in 19██ by █████ Press. No other copies of a book with that title and publisher have been found, and no record of the publisher exists.

Readers of the book seem to exhibit symptoms of any disease they read about. The effect can take between █ and ██ hours to manifest. **(See Test Log)**
Medical Department

*The Foundation's Medical Department is responsible for keeping employees in good health. Due to the nature of Foundation work, medics often encounter difficult to treat and highly unusual instances of wounds, trauma, infections, and disorders. Because of this, the MD adheres to exceptionally high personnel standards. Some Foundation medics specialize in secondary areas of treatment expertise such as memetic influences, psychological trauma, and so on.* We don't care about your Ph.D. in sociology. You're with us now.

## Medical Department

### Ranks

Intern, Junior Resident, Resident, Senior Resident, Chief Resident, Fellow, Attending Physician, Department Head, Medical Director.

## Uniform

Medical Department members are to wear blue collared shirts, with white/blank shorts, with Medical Masks and Medical Gloves, with a white wrap, resembling Medical Icon #938 (A Circle with a Cross in the Middle, as well as the foundation's Icon Wings for this wiki).

## Duties

### Checkups

Checkups are the main duty of the MD. Nurse+ can conduct checkups on CD/FP in medbay. ( medical student only with specialist+ supervision ). Checkup consists of MD personnel asking the CD/FP about their diet, giving them statements, eye tests, and physical tests.

### Emergency Medical Response

Emergency Medical Response ( EMR ) is something like combatant medics but in the MD department. EMR can assist during CD paid riots by healing combatant personnel, or during hostile GOI raids.

### Radiology

The Radiology Division of Diagnostic imaging exams is for diagnosing and treating patients. Radiologists use instruments, such as X-rays and MRIs for diagnosing, and specializing treatments for what was diagnosed.

### Psychology

The Psychology branch performs SCP tests on Class-Disposable to research the mental effects on Class-D.

### ScD Joint-Testing

Joint tests are experiments that are carried out between a member of the **Medical Department** and the Scientific Department. A researcher may request the help of an MD to provide a specific type of vial needed for their rationale. Rationales are shared throughout departments, which will encourage creativity and it will expand the way that SCPs are seen, and will bring greater test rationales for both departments. MD get to exceed their combative limit to the ScD’s combative limit, meaning that they aren’t bound to a set number and can be more expandable with what they do in the test.

## Equipment

Members of the Medical Department get a keycard corresponding to their Security Clearance Level, a Medkit with a maximum of three uses (five, if Directorate), and a Foundation Radio. If personnel also own the Glock 17 from the Equipment Shop, they will get the Glock 17. If the person is an Overseer, they will spawn get a minigun and be designated as O5-8, and with that, get an O5 keycard.
SCP-087

## Categories

* Euclid
* Acoustic
* Building
* Light
* Location
* Spacetime
* Heritage

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-087 is located on the campus of [REDACTED]. The doorway leading to SCP-087 is constructed of reinforced steel with an electro-release lock mechanism. It has been disguised to resemble a janitorial closet consistent with the design of the building. The lock mechanism on the doorknob will not release unless ██ volts are applied in conjunction with counter-clockwise rotation of the key. The inside of the door is lined with 6 centimeters of industrial foam padding.

Due to the results of the final exploration (see Document 087-IV), no personnel are permitted access to SCP-087.

## Description

SCP-087 is an unlit platform staircase. Stairs descend on a 38-degree angle for 13 steps before reaching a semicircular platform of approximately 3 meters in diameter. The descent direction rotates 180 degrees at each platform. The design of SCP-087 limits subjects to a visual range of approximately 1.5 flights. A light source is required for any subjects exploring SCP-087, as there are no lighting fixtures or windows present. Lighting sources brighter than 75 watts have shown to be ineffective, as SCP-087 seems to absorb excess light.

Subjects report and audio recordings confirm the distressed vocalizations from what is presumed to be a child between the ages of █ and ██. The source of the distress calls is estimated to be located approximately 200 meters below the initial platform. However, any attempts to descend the staircase have failed to bring subjects closer to the source. The depth of descent calculated from Exploration IV, the longest exploration, is shown to be far beyond the possible structure of both the building and geological surroundings. At this time, it is unknown if SCP-087 has an endpoint.

## Addendum.087-A

Over 2 weeks following Exploration IV, several members of the staff and students from the [REDACTED] campus reported knocking at a variable rate of 1-2 seconds per knock coming from the interior of SCP-087. The door leading to SCP-087 has been fitted with 6-centimeter thick industrial padding. All reports of knocking have ceased.

Authorized personnel may refer to recordings 087-I through 087-IV for Audio Logs of Explorations I - IV.

Audio Log 087-I

Audio Log 087-II

Audio Log 087-III

Audio Log 087-IV

## Addendum.087-B

`[SYSTEM ERROR]` *Data lost: br0639. Contact SysAdmin.*
Registration System

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Your request to register with our foundation (SCP Foundation) via the SCiPNET terminal at 3/15/2022, 10:12:28 PM has been approved. We hereby grant you the right to select positions within the foundation. However, you must undertake to maintain the highest level of confidentiality with respect to our foundation's internal documents and commit not to disclose the foundation's documents in any form.

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REGISTRATION PROTOCOL INITIATED

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[✓] Registration confirmed

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Please enter your email address you wish to register with

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Level 0 (For Official Use Only)

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Foundation security clearance selected: Level 2

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Please click and select your personnel classification

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Personnel classification selected: Class C (Personnel with direct access to most anomalies not deemed strictly hostile or dangerous)

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Please now enter your staff title

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General occupational titles that are typically used in the Foundation. (e.g. Containment Specialist, Researcher)

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root@sudo_user:~$ Junior Researcher

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Please enter your working site

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The location where you work. (e.g. Site-103, Site-56)

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root@sudo_user:~$ Site-52

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Please now enter a password for your new account

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root@sudo_user:~$ **-[SENSITIVE INFO - AUTO MASKED]**

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Registering and encrypting user's information...

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[✓] Procedure completed. Welcome, Bizarre_IceCream

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Writing Guide

This is all you need to know about creating a file!

So, let's Begin, Shall we?

## The Basics

Keep scrolling for the basics of making articles!

## Ideas

Come on, you know what I mean: Your SCP you are posting can't already be created, otherwise, you'll end up getting banned from the wiki!

And maybe even fired, too!

Example: SCP-XXX was already created so you just put spaces between the dash or put a thing like: File; or ARC;

## Titles/Headlines

If your SCP is like "SCP the monster poop" or "Scp - XXX" that file is NOT allowed, if you do that, I'll just slap my head in the disappointment of you, and who would want to anger THE ADMINISTRATOR!? If you broke any mentioned rules by now, let's just say if you were on the actual database: (SCPwiki.com - or - The-SCP.Foundation) You would fail very easily.

Example: You create an SCP with the headline "SCP-Tato" but you were meant to put "SCP-173" or you put spaces between the dash and don't activate Caps Lock when creating the title (I'm looking at you, Berekgeters).

## Grammar

If you want to write like an expert, then write like one! Grammar MUST be required. No, I don't mean use huge words because they sound smart, I mean like: If you're writing from the point of view of a Researcher, please spell correctly and leave very few mistakes on your documentation(s).

A Little Help: This file is sponsored by: The SCP Grammer Engine or just "Grammarly: Premium Edition" (I got no money from sponsoring) it but, trust me, this engine works VERY well, the premium is MUCH better than normal Grammarly. If you want it, you can get it! https://www.grammarly.com/service/download?downloadFirst=true
When Day Breaks

`error: unknown command (***̶̡͡ ̶̡͡ ̶̡͡ ̶̢̛̕͠')***`

Z:\OPEN ENTRIES

`Z:\ENTRIES LIST`

##### **`AUTOMATED SECURE SYSTEM NOTIFICATION CODE 235 (ASSN-235)`**

There has been an error in retrieving the current iteration of the SCP-001 file. You are currently viewing revision #3. Newer revisions can be accessed at the bottom of this page.

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`Revision3-12.entry`

`Revision5-12.entry`

`Revision8-12.entry`

`Revision9-12.entry`

`Revision.entry`

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION3-12.ENTRY

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION 5-12.ENTRY

The system cannot find the specified path.

Z:\ENTRIES\ OPEN REVISION5-12.ENTRY

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION8-12.ENTRY

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION9-12.ENTRY

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION.ENTRY

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The system cannot find the specified path.

`Z:\ENTRIES LIST`

##### **`AUTOMATED SECURE SYSTEM NOTIFICATION CODE 235 (ASSN-235)`**

There has been an error in retrieving the current iteration of the SCP-001 file. You are currently viewing revision #3. Newer revisions can be accessed at the bottom of this page.

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`Revision3-12.entry`

`Revision5-12.entry`

`Revision8-12.entry`

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`Revision.entry`

Revision12-12.entry

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION12-12.ENTRY

`Z:\ENTRIES LIST`

##### **`AUTOMATED SECURE SYSTEM NOTIFICATION CODE 235 (ASSN-235)`**

There has been an error in retrieving the current iteration of the SCP-001 file. You are currently viewing revision #3. Newer revisions can be accessed at the bottom of this page.

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`Revision3-12.entry`

`Revision5-12.entry`

`Revision8-12.entry`

`Revision9-12.entry`

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Revision12-12.entry

Revision-current.entry

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION-CURRENT.ENTRY

The system cannot find the specified path.

Z:\ENTRIES\OPEN REVISION-CURRENT.ENTRY
When Day Breaks/Revision 4847-3RR0R

# Hurts.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-001 **`should not`** be contained. Survivors of the SCP-001 event stationed within secure facilities `can never truly be with one another`. Personnel is encouraged to **`get over themselves and stop thinking they know better.`**

**`You can't hide down here forever, love.`**

Personnel exposed to SCP-001 are**`n't people you can just`** abandon. `I didn't ask for you to save me. It wasn't your choice to make.` Euthanization is `notnotnotnot`notnot to be attempted.

Conductive electrical weapons **`Why?`** have proven partially effective at immobilizing instances. **`You couldn't stand seeing me better off.`** Incendiary weapons **`tickle.`** Cryonic munitions are the most effective thus far.

Personnel stationed at Site-19 have **`no regrets. Neither did I. It's never too late, babe`.**

## Description

SCP-001 is the designation given to the Sun **`after we finally became free.`** The effects are instantaneous, resulting **`in release from all suffering until you ripped me away.`** **`These changes seem scary, I know.`** Despite this restructuring, at no point **`will you die.`**

**`I promise.`**

Due to their composition, instances of SCP-001-A that make contact with one another may combine and blend **`and finally exist`**. This does not cause **`any pain`**. Since the SCP-001 event, most instances have congregated into such collectives, which seem to possess no maximum volume. don be afraid

The resulting biomass is beau**`ti`**ful. The component organisms will shift in and over and around and through andinandoutandinandoutandin - limbs and bodies hold, **`never letting go.`** `al1as0ne` before deteriorating and being subsumed by another life-form.

Collective instances will locomote by just trying to get close to you again.

trying so hard.

Let me in
Test: 049-101 "The true cure to the pestilence is happiness"

### Begin Log.

It has been planned that now that SCP-999 has truly cured the Scarlet King of its desire to destroy the universe, we decided this happiness may work on 049 as well, and maybe the true "cure" to the "pestilence" is simply happiness.

Begin Test.

The chamber opened, 049 knew it had a new visitor.

Pleased with this, 049 has never had contact with an organism in a while now.

"What do we have here?"

"An orange, uhm.. blob of slime?"

SCP-999 proceeded to make-

Gurgling Noises.

"Doctor, this thing seems to not be the cure for the great"

"Happiness."

"I haven't felt something like this in a long time.."

"Hundreds of years.."

"Is this truly the cure..?"

- 049 proceeded to study the material it was made out of. -

"Doctor, this object is made out of candy and sweets."

"Which is known to be bad for your teeth, my good sir."

"Hmmm..."

"The true cure seems to be happiness itself, I assume."

"Isn't it?"

"So they're only infected when they are frowning.."

"I noticed that."

"So this whole time, it was happiness?"

"But all the work I've done, there must be more to it."

SCP-999 was removed from the chamber and SCP-049 has been standing there, confused by his discovery.

Dr. Bright: SCP-049 DANCED AND SAID HE LOVES PEANUTS!

Dr. Bright may NOT edit this file at all costs.

Note: SCP-049 has been requesting more contact with SCP-999, all of which have been denied.
Promotion to Scientific Department

You have been promoted to the Scientific Department.

Now, you may wonder: What is your job here?

Here, we'll get to that now.

I bet earlier you were useless.

So, what you do here is simple.

Gather Class-D, and test on them.

You may now be wondering.

What is Class-D?

Well, those nerds in the orange suits arm-wrestling each other.

They actually have a criminal record.

They are prisoners, but also test subjects.

By "Test" we mean to bring them to a random SCP that needs more testing and watch them die, or watch them become an angel, but we don't recommend that part.

Your uniform will be a white/black lab coat, with nerdy glasses (Optional), and a collared shirt. (Color code: Orange, White, Black, Green, Yellow, Vanilla, Cyan), and a tie (Optional).

If you do not abide by these rules, you might get killed because you look like some random guy who broke in.

This documentation was created by: The Administrator.
SCP-007

## Categories

* Euclid
* Alive
* Humanoid
* Miniature
* Planet

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-007 is to be contained in a sealed room measuring 10 m on each side. The room is to be furnished comfortably as a living area, along with whatever items are requested by ███████████████ (hereafter referred to as Subject), given that providing Subject with requested items would not compromise security. The subject is not to be allowed to leave the room and is to be detained with force if necessary.

## Description

SCP-007 is located within a cavity in the abdomen of the Subject. The subject is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 25 years of age (subject claims to be 28) and 176 cm in height. Most of the Subject's abdomen (muscles, skin, and organs) is absent, though the Subject does not appear to suffer because of this. Instead of normal flesh, a sphere composed of soil and water is present, though it does not come into contact with the Subject's body at any point. The sphere appears to be in most respects a miniature near-duplicate of the Earth, approximately 60 cm in diameter, although the continental alignment is not consistent with that of any alignment known in Earth's history. Sphere has its weather patterns and negligible gravitational pull, in addition to microscopic organisms somewhat resembling those of modern-day Earth inhabiting it. Two intelligent species have been observed, though contact and communication with either have yet to be made. Technology levels of observed species must be checked at least once a week and, as of ██/████, are approximately equal to that of 15th-Century Earth.

Subject claims to be named ███████████████, but no records of such a person can be found. The subject does not require food or water, and while he has been observed consuming both, what happens to such substances after being swallowed is unknown. The subject is intelligent (IQ has been measured at 128) and amiable, and regards the planet in his abdomen as a minor curiosity about his body. The subject seems to experience no stress about his unusual condition. When questioned about the planet's origins, the Subject replied, "I just woke up one day, and there it was. I don't have any idea how it got there." The subject has provided a Social Security number and driver's license number and requested that they be checked against known records. When checked, it was discovered that neither had yet been allocated.

Dr. ███████ has a weekly chess game with Subject, during which Subject's mental health is evaluated. Dr. ███████ reports that Subject does not seem to mind the restricted living environment, and has yet to attempt to escape or show signs of violence or mental illness, though he has repeatedly requested a computer with an internet connection. It is recommended that this not be provided as it may be used to compromise security.
Doctor Bright's Proposal / O5 - 12

# BY ORDER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE

## The following file is Level 4 - 5 Classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.

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GREETINGS, DOCTOR BRIGHT.

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PROCEED.

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## DESCRIPTION

O5 - 12, also known as the Journalist or " Morika " as it's elder god name. Is currently kept in a medium sized chamber with a computer desk, books, and plants. Morika is known to spend 2 - 3 hours working on containment procedures and is the lead commander of both Biohazard Operatives and the Technical Research Department.

There has been multiple interviews with O5 - 12 but has been expunged from the data, but there is one that is currently kept in the Foundation Files.

I will be showing the audio log of the talk, but not the footage since Administrator doesn't want me to. Here we go I guess.

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DECRYPTING AUDIO LOG 5...

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## AUDIO LOG ████

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[ REDACTED ]  爪ㄖ尺丨Ҝ卂: Hello, O5 - 12. How are you doing today?

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 爪ㄖ尺丨Ҝ卂 : Great as always, so. You called me for an interview?

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[ REDACTED ] Yes, we'd like to know some of your intentions and abilities.

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 爪ㄖ尺丨Ҝ卂 : Alright then, -sigh- I hope I don't regret this.

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[ REDACTED ] : So, who were you created by?

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 爪ㄖ尺丨Ҝ卂 : The lord himself, God.

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 爪ㄖ尺丨Ҝ卂 : I was supposed to take care of humanity, he formed me as a reality bender. Humanity was selfish in the past. Yet God was a lot more disgusted than happy.

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[ REDACTED ] : I see.

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[ REDACTED ] Alright so, who are your favorite people in the facility?

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 爪ㄖ尺丨Ҝ卂 : The Administrator, Technical Research Department, and my Biohazard Operative units.

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[ REDACTED ] : What do you seek to study?

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 爪ㄖ尺丨Ҝ卂 : Radioactive anomalies, sources of computer problems, etc.

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SCP-012

**Item #:** SCP-012

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-012 is to be kept in a darkened room at all times. If the object is exposed to light or seen by personnel using a light frequency other than infrared, remove personnel for mental health screening and immediate physical. Object is to be encased in an iron-shielded box, suspended from the ceiling with a minimum clearance of 2.5 m (8 ft) from the floor, walls, and any openings.

**Description:** SCP-012 was retrieved by Archaeologist K.M. Sandoval during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a piece of handwritten musical score entitled "On Mount Golgotha", part of a larger set of sheet music, appears to be incomplete. The red/black ink, first thought to be some form of berry or natural dye ink, was later found to be human blood from multiple subjects. The first personnel to locate the sheet (Site 19 Special Salvage) had two (2) members descend into insanity, attempting to use their own blood to finish the composition, ultimately resulting in massive blood loss and internal trauma.

Following initial investigations, multiple test subjects were allowed access to the score. In every case, the subjects mutilated themselves in order to use their own blood to finish the piece, resulting in subsequent symptoms of psychosis and massive trauma. Those subjects who managed to finish a section of the piece immediately committed suicide, declaring the piece to be "impossible to complete". Attempts to perform the music have resulted in a disagreeable cacophony, with each instrumental part having no correlation or harmony with the other instruments.