Dinosaur Park 2: The Lost Park

Episode opens with Joel Duscher introducing the episode but is soon interrupted by Jackson stating that there is another island. Duscher cringes oh no.

Que the music.

The Joel’s meet Jackson in his bedroom, recap on the dead children and Jackson getting away Scott free.

Unhappy at the situation Jackson informs the Joel’s about a request. Not having left on the best of term the Joel’s reluctantly head over as he will just keep calling.

Arriving at Jacksons house bought with the money saved on no installing safety measures in the park, the Joel’s go into Jacksons bedroom to find a sickly man in his bed.

Jackson declares that there is another island with all the dinosaurs he did not use. He asks them to travel to the 2nd island with Vince Vaughn, Joel’s black daughter, and a guy who looks like George Costanza but is not George Costanza. Zammit’s partner and Joel’s black daughter have travelled ahead.

The Joel’s ask if they can leave Vince Vaughn, but Jackson says he has been trying to get rid of him for two weeks.

The planning starts off with how they will get to the island with Jackson saying he will pay for their transport to the heart of Africa. First a plane, then helicopter then a canoe down the Nile. The Nile being full of wild plesiosaurs.

Jackson offers 5 mercenaries for security. The logistics of the canoes shows that most of the mercenaries would be eaten by the plesiosaurs straight away. Redistribution amongst the canoes means that most of the mercenaries and George are eaten but the rest survive.

The breeding park is an isolated fenced area of the Africa wild where dinosaurs were cloned and released. The Joel’s ask if the dinosaurs have bombs in their heads, Jackson says that would have been a good idea but has only dug some pits with spikes randomly around.

Arriving at the dock the Joel’s begin to look for Ems and their black daughter, first in the river then further in.

More information is given about a gigantic snake that have breeding grounds near the docks. Following the normal procedure, they try to feed Vince Vaughn to the snakes to get past but Vince pushes a mercenary in front of him.

Jackson calls in on the radio and says that there are some people still there who don’t know about the failed park or abandonment of the breeding ground. There have been reports of poachers on the park and Jackson wants the Joel’s to do something about them. The Joel’s try to recruit them instead. The poachers are after the T-rex’s. T-rex’s?!?! but its ok they are in a pit.

The group head to the aviary. Joels bargain with the poachers to gain their help for whatever they want. Using the dead poachers and snakes they put them on a meat suit to distract the pterodactyls and terror birds. Using this distraction, the group charge in and wipe out the entire aviary. The Joel’s take the opportunity to smash up the place as much as possible to spite Jackson.

They emerge into the mammoth fields which have bread like rabbits. They take a bus across the fields and meet up with Ems and their daughter in the science facility who have a baby terror bird. Duscher throws it in the bin, free of reprisals from the mothers that they have already killed.

Another group of poachers have taken the giant fat T-rex that ate all the other T-rex’s to Melbourne Australia. Jackson asks for help in dealing with it as it rampages through the city. The Joels ask if T-rex’s can swim, as they can not they move to new Zealand.

Feeling guilt and responsibility they agree to return to solve the issue.

Back at the mansion they concoct a plan to deal with the T-rex’s using a dump truck with a plesiosaur in the back or dropping said plesiosaur on the T-rex from a helicopter.

Best plan is to lure the T-rex with a dump truck and plesiosaur onto a bridge, bail out leaving Vince Vaughn in the truck and blow up the bridge. They agree to just leave and blame everything on Vince Vaughn.

Then the three plan to move to New Zealand with Jackson changing his name to John Denver but Jackson sorry john ends up in prison. Everything in the park except the mammoths is shot in the head. The Joel’s are suspicious that Jackson has other plans.

John (Jackson) gets out on a technicality, and shows up in New Zealand on the Joels doorstep with plans for another island. Scott free!!!