Krelman

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*"Došao sam na jednu....a našao jednu jedinu"*
― Krelman
**Krelman** zvani **Krele**, bio je usamljeni pripadnik neke čudne rase, možda poslednji od svoje rase, mada se mogu zakleti da sam video jednu mladu devojku koja pije kao on.

## Izgled i narav

*"Čuj, Krelmane, sladak si i ljubazan, i nenormalno privlačan, ali ako pokušavaš da kažeš ono što mislim da misliš da hoćeš da kažeš da si osetio da hoću da misliš da ti kažem, imam samo jednu stvar da ti kažem: Nisam"*
― Ahmena pokušava da otkači Kreleta

**Krele** je bio već ostareli usamljeni smotani čovekoliki stvor, sa stalnom naselbom na zapuštenoj pustinjskoj planeti Tatuin.

Imao je 11 prstiju. Ne 10, ne 12. Jedanaest. Prirodno, ne osakaćeno. Ali to nije bilo najčudnije na njemu.

Iako je imao usta, mada mu je nos bio pomalo čudno spojen sa obrazima, kao kod Surlusata, pa je moguće da uopšte nije služio svrsi disanja, kao kod mnogih vodenih rasa, pa je moguće da mu je to navrh glave disaljka , kojom je dok su njegovi preci još živeli pod vodom, a bili sisari, nisu plovni sisari samo nastajali od pasa i medveda, kao kitovi i foke, ovi su, s obzirom na izuzetnu čovekolikost, možda nastali od morskih majmuna, ustima su verovatno propuštali hranu (pošto zube imaju), a višak vode izbacivali kroz duvaljku, a kroz nju pili vodu i uzimali vazduh sa površine. Verovatno su imali nešto rešetkasto ili rupičasto, na korenu jezika, što se ukoso nagore naslanjalo na zid guše, sa šupljim oreolom gore, zglobno spojenih u obliku broja 7, kad bi razjapili usta, gusta materija bi ostala na rešetki, a voda koja prođe kroz rešetku, udara u zid vrata i dole u jezik i nema gde no kroz "oreol" pa gore, a dok dišu i piju, za svaki slučaj ako ima nešto krupnije, taj koren jezika bi se povukao u šiju, "sedmica" deo bi pomerio kao klip za 90° (iz Z u N), a srednji deo bi pao napred ukoso, sa oreolom uperenim ka ustima nazad u prirodan položaj. Pošto sada žive nazad na kopnu, sva hrana im je suva (ili vlažna onoliko koliko treba, a da može da se proguta), više ne moraju da mrdaju tu rešetku, tvrđa hrana kroz usta a piće odgore. Stalno im je u N.

## Istorijska ličnost

Za vreme Galaktičkog Građanskog Rata, davno odustao od potrage za ženskom svoje rase, i uopšte jako depresivan, potpuno je odustao od života, posle mnogo promišljanja.

Jedne noći, nedugo posle bitke na Javinu PBJ, i uništenja (prve) Zvezde Smrti

became infatuated with Ackmena, a bartender who worked the nighttime hours. confronted the woman, professing his love for her. She initially refused, but after all of the customers had left the cantina that night due to an imposed Imperial curfew, Krelman remained behind with Ackmena, who didn't mind his company anymore.

Krelman's talk with Ackmena was broadcast via the HoloNet by the Imperial Council as recommended viewing, with the intention being that Imperial citizens than those on a world such as Tatooine.

Krelman visited Chalmun's Cantina in the city of Mos Eisley. He was quite taken with Ackmena, the silver-haired nightshift bartender. Her parting words—"Come back soon, I'll be waiting"—had a profound impact on Krelman. He left the cantina with a renewed sense of purpose and felt more alive than he had in years. He went home and contemplated the meaning of Ackmena's words, and he decided that the message was particularly relevant to his life. After much consideration, Krelman decided to return to the cantina a few nights later.

"*I wasn't asking for love anymore. I wasn't desperate. I wasn't begging, whining, groveling, sniveling…*"
―Krelman[src]
In order to reinforce the commitment of Imperial citizens, the Imperial Council recommended that all viewers—and required that all members of the Imperial forces—watch a live broadcast from Tatooine, to strive to the planet's higher /lack of moral value. The broadcast began just before Krelman approached the Mos Eisley Cantina. He entered, dodging the bouncer Tork, who was escorting out an unruly Abyssin patron named Cyceyed. Flowers in hand, Krelman scoped the cantina and found Ackmena standing at the bar. Reassuring that his flowers were properly potent, Krelman approached her and prompted her for a conversation. He was indifferent and unconcerned with his choice of beverage; rather, he was focused on the woman to whom he spoke. Krelman regretted not returning to visit her until that point, having contemplated doing so previously a number of times. While Ackmena tended to other customers, Krelman downed his drink through his upper-cranial orifice.

As a gesture of his desire for Ackmena, he placed the flowers on top of his empty glass; Ackmena was flattered with the gift. Krelman reminded her of his name, grabbed her hand, and began to share his feelings: how he had lost all hope until he met Ackmena and thought she cared for him. He then spoke of love and, in a flicker of pseudoemotion, grabbed Ackmena in a fierce embrace. Taken aback, Ackmena had to explain to him that her words were not any sort of romantic proposition and that she had no time for such things. Unconvinced, Krelman took a seat next to Cebann Veekan at the bar and accepted another drink from Ackmena, complimentary this time. Krelman's hopes were dashed, however, when he heard Ackmena repeat, as Krelman called them, those "six simple little words" to another customer. He quickly became depressed as the realization of Ackmena's non-interest set in.

At this point, the Empire announced an immediate curfew for the entire Tatoo system. Ackmena tried to make the patrons leave and comply with the order, but none would. So Ackmena gave everyone one last round of drinks on the house and used her charm, through the song "Goodnight, But Not Goodbye," to convince the customers to leave, which they did—all except for Krelman, whom Ackmena let stay inside after she locked up. Krelman again presented the flowers to Ackmena, who acted less reluctant, while the Imperial transmission came to a close.

## **Personality and traits**

*"Dođi juče, tu sam ja"*
― Ahmena Krelmanu
through ups and downs, that was, until he saw Ackmena. Krelman interpreted a simple salutation to be an expression of love. Persistent, Krelman did not easily give up on pursuing Ackmena's affection.

"*The late Harvey Korman co-starred as Ackmena's 11 fingered admirer Krelman, the techno-leptic 'Amorphiian' Dromboid and the four-armed Chef Gormaanda, the 'Julia Child of the Milky Way.' Korman portrayed Krelman as surprisingly sweet, sincere, and sympathetic, considering he has a blowhole on the top of his head.*"
―Alex Newborn, reflecting on *The Star Wars Holiday Special* in *Star Wars Insider 106*[src]
Krelman was one of the three roles portrayed by comedian Harvey Korman in the 1978 *The Star Wars Holiday Special*, with the other two being the chef Gormaanda and Dromboid. Korman, known to television viewers from *The Carol Burnett Show* at the time, reportedly kept the cast and crew entertained during the lengthy shoot of the TV special.

Krelman's unique method of drinking through the top of his head was noted by StarWars.com as number nine on their "20 Terrifying Star Wars Moments" list in 2007. It was similarly noted as being odd by Alex Newborn in the article "I Have a Bad Feeling About This!", published in *Star Wars Insider 106*.

## **Sources**

* "I Have a Bad Feeling About This!"—*Star Wars Insider* 106
* Checklist: 20 Terrifying Star Wars Moments on StarWars.com (content now obsolete; backup link)
* Ackmena in the Databank (content now obsolete; backup link)
* *The Star Wars Holiday Special* Cantina: Who's Who on StarWars.com (article) (backup link)

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# **Bi(bli)ografija**

Zvezdani Ratovi: Novogodišnji specijal, film (prvo pojavljivanje)