Episode 1 The Time War (Part 2: Transcript)

This is the uncut and unfixed version of Episode 1 Part 2. The numbers next to them are timestamps and the names at the beginning are who's talking.

If you would like a cut version with typos fixed, please go ahead and read the first episode's cut version here:  Episode 1: The Time War (Part 2)

Now here's the transcript, injoy!!!

·  Andre132 Starring:

·  LabRatsLover9

·  1:29 LabRatsLover9

·  1:29 Andre132 Andre132

·  Lycan Princess

·  RandomBiscuit

·  Show time!

·  3

·  2

·  1

·  1:30 Lycan Princess 1

·  1:30 LabRatsLover9 (cute eyes) he's ready too!!!

·  1:30 Andre132 Go

·  1:30 LabRatsLover9 okay

·  Andre, have you been healed yet?

·  1:30 Andre132 Yeah.

·  1:30 LabRatsLover9 okay

·  Let's go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria, Pizza's on me!

·  1:31 RandomBiscuit If he hadn't been healed he would have been dead

·  1:31 Andre132 OK

·  1:31 LabRatsLover9 may I drive the car?

·  1:31 Andre132 Sure!

·  \* Andre132 gets in.

·  1:31 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 gets in car

·  everyone in!!!

·  1:32 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit gets in car

·  1:32 Lycan Princess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzgdtESO8\_0

·  1:32 LabRatsLover9 This is playing in the car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZSHjUZHZ3s

·  1:32 Lycan Princess NO NO NO

·  \* Lycan Princess runs away from car

·  1:32 LabRatsLover9 okay

·  1:32 Andre132 \* Andre132 teleports Lycan in and locks doors.

·  1:32 LabRatsLover9 is everyone in the car and ready to go?

·  1:32 Lycan Princess NO

·  NO

·  NO

·  1:32 Andre132 Yes!

·  1:33 LabRatsLover9 okay

·  1:33 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit watches Pokemon the movie

·  1:33 Lycan Princess \* Lycan Princess sobbs

·  1:33 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 starts to sing beautifully along with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZSHjUZHZ3s and starts driving

·  1:33 Andre132 \* Andre132 puts on seatbelt.

·  \* Andre132 sees we ran over Cory Matthews.

·  1:33 LabRatsLover9 We're not alone

·  this time we brought some friends!

·  oh no!!!

·  1:34 Andre132 Who?

·  What?

·  Where?

·  1:34 LabRatsLover9 it's a song

·  We

·  listen to it?

·  1:34 Andre132 No.

·  1:34 LabRatsLover9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZSHjUZHZ3s

·  1:34 Andre132 Are we there yet?

·  1:34 LabRatsLover9 not yet

·  almost!

·  1:34 RandomBiscuit Are we there now?

·  1:34 LabRatsLover9 no

·  1:35 Andre132 \* Andre132 shakes car.

·  1:35 Lycan Princess \* Lycan Princess hides under the cushions

·  1:35 LabRatsLover9 we're here!!!

·  1:35 Andre132 \* Andre132 lays on cushions.

·  1:35 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 teleports us all in there and the doors are locked

·  1:35 Andre132 OhAh!

·  1:35 LabRatsLover9 you're welcome Lycan!

·  1:35 Lycan Princess \* Lycan Princess afks like a boss

·  \* Lycan Princess wil come back some day

·  1:35 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit orders pizza

·  1:35 Andre132 \* Andre132 breaks doors.

·  1:36 LabRatsLover9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjY9k\_mEGWs

·  1:36 Andre132 \* Andre132 throws pizza at Biscuit.

·  1:36 LabRatsLover9 you're all welcome!

·  1:36 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit eats pizza in one bite

·  1:36 Andre132 \* Andre132 sees Bonnie and Chica walking towards us.

·  1:36 LabRatsLover9 hi

·  1:36 Andre132 Run!

·  1:36 LabRatsLover9 OKAY GOLDEN FREDDY BE QUIET!

·  1:36 Andre132 \* Andre132 panics.

·  1:36 LabRatsLover9 sees Toy Chica

·  whoa

·  how are you kid friendly?

·  how in any way are you kid friendly?

·  1:37 Andre132 \* Andre132 kills Toy Chica.

·  Lol

·  1:37 LabRatsLover9 thanks

·  1:37 Andre132 NP.

·  1:37 LabRatsLover9 OPEN GATE OF THE GOLDEN BULL! TAURUS!!!

·  1:37 Andre132 \* Andre132 gets put in animatronic suit.

·  1:37 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 turns into Taurus

·  NOOOO

·  1:37 Andre132 Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

·  \* Andre132 attacks Lover.

·  1:38 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 teleports and heals Andre

·  AHHHH

·  \* LabRatsLover9 faints

·  1:38 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit eats more food

·  1:38 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 is dead

·  1:38 Andre132 \* Andre132 attacks Biscuit.

·  1:38 RandomBiscuit Did I miss something?

·  O.O

·  1:38 Andre132 :O

·  \* Andre132 breaks out of suit.

·  1:38 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 turns into normal Lover

·  1:38 Andre132 \* Andre132 heals Lover,

·  1:39 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 gets stuffed in Chica suit

·  1:39 Andre132 Nooooooo!!

·  1:39 LabRatsLover9 \*toy Chica

·  \* LabRatsLover9 attacks Andre

·  1:39 Andre132 \* Andre132 grabs Biscuit and Lycan and gets in the car.

·  \* Andre132 drives away.

·  1:39 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 teleports into car drivers seat

·  1:39 RandomBiscuit What about Lover?

·  1:39 LabRatsLover9 oh gosh

·  nvm

·  \* LabRatsLover9 teleports back

·  1:39 Andre132 Ha!

·  \* Andre132 crashes.

·  1:40 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 is stuck as

·  \* LabRatsLover9 is stuck as Toy Chica

·  \* LabRatsLover9 still has bionics O.O

·  \* LabRatsLover9 is near unstoppable

·  1:41 Andre132 \* Andre132 has fallen in a river and is headed for a waterfall while unconcious.

·  1:41 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 teleports next to Andre

·  \* LabRatsLover9 stops him from falling

·  listen here

·  1:41 Andre132 :O

·  1:41 LabRatsLover9 the real Lover... is dead

·  I'm the new Lover

·  1:41 Andre132 \* Andre132 kills the new Lover.

·  1:41 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit finds Andre and Lover

·  1:41 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 kicks Andre off of waterfall

·  1:41 Andre132 Heeeeeeellllllpppppppp!!!!a,

·  1:42 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 (the real me) is lying on the floor at Freddy's

·  1:42 Andre132 \* Andre132 dies.

·  1:42 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit kicks Lover off the waterfall

·  1:42 Andre132 Thanks Biscuit!

·  1:42 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 tries to get up off of Freddy's floor, but is too weak

·  \* LabRatsLover9 faints

·  1:42 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit drives back to Freddie's

·  1:43 LabRatsLover9 \*Freddy's

·  1:43 Andre132 \* Andre132 is still layong in water.

·  1:43 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit sees Lover and heals her

·  1:43 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 is unhealable

·  1:43 Andre132 \* Andre132 is still dead, but is healable.

·  1:43 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 opens eyes slightly

·  Save Andre

·  just Leave me heree

·  \*here

·  \* LabRatsLover9 faints again

·  1:44 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit nods and goes back to save Andre

·  1:44 Andre132 10 seconds until I am unhealable.

·  10

·  9

·  8

·  7

·  6

·  1:44 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit finds Andre and heals him

·  1:44 Andre132 5

·  Yay!

·  Thanks!

·  1:45 RandomBiscuit Look, Andre

·  1:45 Andre132 \* Andre132 goes to Lover.

·  1:45 RandomBiscuit Lover needs our help!

·  1:45 Andre132 What is it, Biscuit?

·  Oh.

·  1:45 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 is dead

·  1:45 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit super speeds to Freddy's

·  1:45 Andre132 \* Andre132 drives to Andreville Hospital with Lover and Biscuit.

·  We're here!

·  \* Andre132 places Lover down on bed.

·  1:46 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 opens eyes slightly, but closes them again

·  1:47 Andre132 \* Andre132 calls Nurse Andrea.

·  Andrea!

·  1:47 LabRatsLover9 LOL

·  1:47 Andre132 Come here!

·  We need him to laugh.

·  1:47 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 is still dead

·  1:47 Andre132 Andrea: Why?

·  1:47 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 wakes up

·  1:47 Andre132 Laughing will heal him.

·  1:47 LabRatsLover9 YOU KNOW I'M A GIRL RIGHT?

·  1:48 Andre132 Her.

·  1:48 RandomBiscuit LOL

·  1:48 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 faints again

·  1:48 Andre132 Oops.

·  Just make her laugh.

·  1:48 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 is dead again

·  \* LabRatsLover9 opens eyes slightly

·  Andre

·  the only way to heal me

·  play this song

·  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjY9k\_mEGWs

·  \* LabRatsLover9 faints again

·  1:49 Andre132 \* Andre132 plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjY9k\_mEGWs.

·  \* Andrea132 runs out of the building.

·  1:49 LabRatsLover9 did you actually watch it?

·  1:49 Andre132 Yep.

·  1:49 LabRatsLover9 okay

·  1:49 Andre132 Very nice, buddy.

·  1:49 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 opens eyes slightly

·  \* LabRatsLover9 hears golden freddy's jumpscare

·  1:50 Andre132 \* Andre132 stares.

·  \* Andre132 kills Golden Freddy.

·  1:50 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 hears toy bonnie

·  \* LabRatsLover9 wakes up completely

·  1:50 Andre132 \* Andre132 kills Toy Bonnie.

·  1:50 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 hears old freddy

·  okay you can stop playing it now!!!

·  1:51 Andre132 \* Andre132 kills all animatronics.

·  1:51 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 hears phantom Foxy

·  \* LabRatsLover9 shuts music off

·  1:51 Andre132 \* Andre132 kills all phantoms.

·  1:51 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 hugs Andre

·  1:52 Andre132 Yay!

·  1:52 LabRatsLover9 I'm alive!!!

·  1:52 Andre132 So, is this the end of the film?

·  1:52 LabRatsLover9 no

·  1:52 RandomBiscuit Dunno

·  1:52 LabRatsLover9 no

·  1:52 Andre132 OK.

·  \* Andre132 dances the tanto.

·  1:52 RandomBiscuit What should we do now?

·  1:52 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 opens window blinds to see a giant Freddy Fazbear

·  1:53 Andre132 Uh....

·  1:53 LabRatsLover9 uhhhh

·  1:53 RandomBiscuit O.O

·  1:53 Andre132 \* Andre132 faints.

·  1:53 LabRatsLover9 We have a monster to go fight

·  \* LabRatsLover9 wakes Andre up

·  1:53 Andre132 \* Andre132 turns into Hulk.

·  1:53 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit gets the Biscuit robot

·  1:53 LabRatsLover9 OPEN GATE OF THE GOLDEN BULL!!! TAURUS!!!

·  \* LabRatsLover9 turns into Taurus

·  1:54 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit gets army of Pokémon

·  1:54 Andre132 \* Andre132 gets in AT-AT.

·  1:54 LabRatsLover9 Moooo! You're dead Mr. Freddy!!!

·  \* LabRatsLover9 turns back into normal Lover

·  ya know what?

·  1:54 RandomBiscuit What

·  ?

·  1:54 Andre132 \* Andre132 has army of Disney Infinity characters.

·  1:54 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 summons Natsu, Gray, Erza, and Lucy

·  1:55 Andre132 Yay!

·  1:55 LabRatsLover9 Natsu: Fire dragon roar!!!

·  \*Natsu breaths fire at the giant Freddy

·  1:55 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit summons all the VenturainTale characters to help

·  1:55 Andre132 \* Andre132 has army of Ewoks.

·  1:55 LabRatsLover9 Gray: Ice make spears!

·  1:55 Andre132 Attack!

·  1:55 LabRatsLover9 \*Gray makes spears and throws them at Freddy

·  1:56 Andre132 \* Andre132 charges at Freddy.

·  1:56 LabRatsLover9 Erza: Re-quip!

·  Erza grabs double swords and cuts both of Freddy's legs off

·  1:56 Andre132 \* Andre132 gets grabbed by Freddy and thrown to China.

·  1:56 LabRatsLover9 \*Chica

·  1:56 Andre132 No.

·  I meant China.

·  1:57 LabRatsLover9 okay...

·  1:57 RandomBiscuit Pokemon: Attacks Freddy

·  1:57 Andre132 \* Andre132 comes back chinese.

·  1:57 LabRatsLover9 Lucy: OPEN GATE OF THE GOLDEN BULL!!! TAURUS!!!

·  1:57 Andre132 Iron Man: Hacks Freddy to make him weaker.

·  1:58 LabRatsLover9 \*Lucy summons Taurus and Taurus attacks Freddy and his axe goes through Freddy's ches

·  1:58 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit gets into Biscuit robot and fires missiles at Freddy

·  1:58 LabRatsLover9 \*chest

·  \* LabRatsLover9 uses heat vision and burns Freddy's arms off

·  1:58 Andre132 \* Andre132 gets in Andrebot.

·  1:59 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 joins Andre

·  1:59 RandomBiscuit /me

·  Ignore that..

·  1:59 Andre132 \* Andre132 fires explosive blocks at Freddy.

·  1:59 LabRatsLover9 lol

·  \* LabRatsLover9 decides to get out of the Andrebot

·  1:59 RandomBiscuit \* RandomBiscuit fires a missile at Freddy's head

·  1:59 Andre132 \* Andre132 turns robot into the size of Galactus

·  1:59 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 uses heat vision and burns Freddy's head off

·  2:00 Andre132 \* Andre132 rips Freddy's arms off.

·  2:00 RandomBiscuit I think he's dead...

·  2:00 LabRatsLover9 yeah

·  2:00 Andre132 Oh.

·  2:00 LabRatsLover9 Andre, you can come down now

·  2:00 Andre132 Yay!

·  \* Andre132 comes down.

·  Is that it?

·  2:01 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 starts singing Mangled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZSHjUZHZ3s beautifully

·  yeah, now that's it

·  2:01 Andre132 What about Bonnie and Chica?

·  2:01 LabRatsLover9 and Foxy

·  2:01 Andre132 Where are they?

·  2:01 LabRatsLover9 Oh uh

·  I might have already killed them

·  2:01 Andre132 \* Andre132 gets in house.

·  2:01 LabRatsLover9 about an hour ago

·  2:02 Andre132 So...

·  Is that the end of the movie?

·  2:02 LabRatsLover9 sure!

·  but let's start the next one after your credits!!!

·  2:02 Andre132 Credits:

·  2:02 LabRatsLover9 \* LabRatsLover9 starts to copypaste everything we said

·  2:02 Andre132 Starring:

·  LabRatsLover9

·  Andre132

·  RandomBiscuit.

·  Lycan Princess

·  Pokemons.

·  Freddy

·  Bonnie

·  Chica

·  Foxy

·  Other animatronics.

·  More...

·  Iron Man.

·  The End!

**Again Lover's own take on this following part:**

Lycan Princess: Wow, I’ve been gone for a while…

Andre132: You missed a lot.

LabRatsLover9: You know, we make a great team…

Andre132: If I could really travel in time… that would be awesome.

LabRatsLover9: If you could, you could make Lab Rats never end.

Andre132: But… what if they died? The cast would have to die of age.

LabRatsLover9: We could make them never die.

Andre132: How?

LabRatsLover9: I would have the power to do that.

Andre132: …

Lycan Princess: …

Andre132: I’m gonna be your sidekick!

Lycan Princess: No, I’m gonna be her sidekick!!!

LabRatsLover9: No, you can both be my sidekicks!

Andre132: Yay!

LabRatsLover9: Andre would be my main sidekick… but still!

Lycan Princess: Hey, I’m better than him!

LabRatsLover9: You know, you can be replaced…

Lycan Princess: by whom?

LabRatsLover9: Cute Eyes!!!

LabRatsLover9 shows them Cute Eyes the narwhal.

Lycan Princess: no!!!

Andre132: You could be replaced by a narwhal!!!

LabRatsLover9: Or even Pop Tart!

LabRatsLover9 shows them Pop Tart the Nyan Cat.

Andre132: They could be on our team too, Lover!

LabRatsLover9: Yeah!

Andre132: The team of Lover, Andre, Cute Eyes, and Pop Tart

OfficialBrandonF walks in on our conversation

OfficialBrandonF: Can I join?

LabRatsLover9: Sure!

Lycan Princess starts to plot her revenge…