Timeline

A timeline of events in the lore.

## 1959

* John Duardi is born.
* Richard Atlus is born.

#### 8th

* Autumn gets her neck stuck in the banister of her living room staircase and is forced to watch her bowl of ice cream melt from across the room.

## 2016

### Unknown Date

* The last time Autumn held an iPhone 4 before discovering the IPhone 4 Anomaly.

### July

#### 31st

* Apple Juice, Autumn's pet frog, is eaten by a goat.

## 2019

### July

#### 7th

* Autumn dies in her first Minecraft Hardcore world.

## 2021

### Spring

* John Duardi releases his final solo album, Stop Smiling.
* Fred Piss (the band) is founded under an unknown previous name.
* Fred Piss (the man) jumps off the concert stage while on tour and is consumed by the crowd.
* John Duardi replaces Fred Piss (the man) as the leader of the band and renames it to Fred Piss in honor of him.

### October

#### Unknown Date

* Darius Arthur leaps off the concert stage, breaking his right arm in the process.

#### 21st

* During a concert in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, John Duardi places down his guitar mid-song and douses the stage in gasoline before lighting it with a match. Darius Arthur, Buchanan, and Patrick Marrow begin to burn to death onstage. Marrow, dedicated to the song, completes his keyboard solo as he burns to a crisp. As the 1,200 attendees evacuate the venue, Duardi takes a photo of the burning stage using his flip phone.

#### 25th

* Buchanan's wife, Lydia, is found dead after having dissolved Buchanan's personal belongings in a barrel of acid.

### December

#### 11th

* Fred Piss (the band) releases their second studio album, Lit Stage, produced entirely by John Duardi.

#### 14th

* John Duardi rides his motorcycle to Autumn's house and shoots her with a firearm, killing her.
* Moments later, Richard Ass arrives at the scene and bashes Duardi's skull with a silver hammer, killing him instantly. He then shoots Autumn with a Reverse Gun, unmurdering her.
* Duardi's ghost ascends from his dead body, taking the form of Talking Bacteria John from the hit mobile game, Talking Bacteria John, John and John.

## 2022

### July

#### 7th

* Autumn attempts to defeat the Ender Dragon in a new Minecraft Hardcore world.

### August

#### 1st

* Autumn and seven adventurers embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon.

#### 4th

* Cody creates several Snow Golems using the snow he acquired on his adventure, naming them Ben & Jerry.
* Richard is hung over a fire for his crimes.

#### 6th

* Before leaving the Nether, Cody aggroes a Pigman, leading to his death outside the portal in the overworld.

#### 7th

* A Pigman sneaks into the team's house and kills Kuba while he's distracted.

#### 9th

* In the early hours of the morning, Trent is surprised by a Creeper and is killed in the explosion.

#### 12th

* In the early hours of the morning, Crooked spawns an Enderman which instantly kills her.

#### 13th

* Having acquired enough Eyes of Ender, the team embarks on their journey to the Stronghold.

#### 15th

* **End Battle**:
	+ The Ender Dragon shoots Autumn with Dragon Breath, knocking her off a pillar. She fails to perform a water bucket clutch and falls to her death.
	+ The remaining three players defeat the Ender Dragon. Equent dies to an Enderman while Alec and Pinecone return home to die to fire damage inside Richard's enclosure and to fall damage over the Jasmine Chest, respectively.

### October

#### 23rd

* Norblock Five joins Fred Piss (the band), replacing John Duardi as the leader.

### November

#### 11th

* Rick Atlus releases his debut solo album, Bang, plagiarizing several artists in the process.

## 2023

### January

#### 24th

* Talking Bacteria John invades Autumn's home and scavenges her mailbox. After injuring her internet connection, he enters the ventilation system and begins emitting guitar noises and laughing. He then hacks Autumn's iPhone 11 and begins communicating through her Discord app whilst obtaining her passwords.
* After returning to his home in Jericho, Vermont, Talking Bacteria John logs into Autumn's Twitter account and changes her password, claiming it as his own.

### February

#### 4th

* Talking Bacteria John dines at a new KFC location and Tweets that the chicken is noticeably raw. Within an hour after consuming the sandwich, he contracts salmonella and visits Autumn only to drop dead of the illness after arriving.
* Autumn examines her air vents and discovers a single-use plastic GameStop bag and an overheating iPhone 4.

#### 6th

* Having decided to destroy the phone, Autumn acquires a mallet and strikes the device, only for the impact to shatter her arm. She then drinks Bone Healing Juice to heal her injuries.

#### 24th

* After having fallen asleep on her couch the night prior, Autumn awakes in West Yorkshire, England.

### March

#### 19th

* Rick Atlus falls three meters from a ladder, shattering his right leg. He is exempted from participating in the 2023 Bone Golf Tournament.
* The 2023 Bone Golf Tournament is held in a field in Wisconsin.
	+ Paul, a stuntman, attempts to perform a motorcycle jump over a swimming pool filled with killer tuna fish. The event's official Twitter account claims that "Paul is OK. He is currently undergoing cpr".
	+ Chucking John fractures Autumn's right leg, eliminating her from the tournament and winning the event.

### April

#### 1st

* Talking Bacteria John infects a communities of zombies in Minecraft and launches an attack on Spring's house. Spring defeats the zombies but gets killed by a skeleton that had sneaked into her house.

#### 18th

* The second game of the 2023 Bone Golf Tournament is held in the Bone Dome. Autumn is sedated and airlifted to the site.
	+ Autumn receives too many strikes, granting Chucking John an automatic win for round one.
	+ The underwater grocery store set is filled with water for round two. The event coordinators lose contact with the underwater crew. Autumn and Chucking John are rescued from the tank, though their teammates and the crew members are deemed unrecoverable and are abandoned to drown.
	+ Autumn wins round three.
	+ The event holds a surprise fourth round to break the tie: a one on one brawl. The two players discard their weapons and resort to hand to hand combat. Chucking John performs Telepathic Bone Golf on Autumn and is immediately disqualified. Having broken every bone in her body, Autumn also loses the event.
	+ An unknown individual lights the Bone Dome on fire. Meanwhile, Autumn escapes with her life and drinks Bone Healing Juice for her injuries. The social media manager for the event decides to die with the Bone Dome and remains inside the stadium to die.

#### 24th

* The official Bone Golf Twitter account announces that after searching the sealed-off underwater portion of the stadium, no bodies were found.

#### 30th

* The official Bone Golf Twitter account announces that they plan to discontinue the sport after midnight.

### June

#### 29th

* Spring consumes the Grimace Shake and is catapulted into a deadly adventure.