At the fariytale sell/Donkey and our heroes meet Shrek

Here's how the fariytale sell and our heroes meet Donkey and Shrek goes in The Corpse Bride and Thorax meet Shrek.

[The poster lands on the ground]

Guard: Alright, this one's full!

[It cuts to a dwarf's head sticking out of some bars.]

Guard: Take it away!

[we hear a whipcrack as the cart pulls away and then we see a knight towing the seven dwarves]

Knight: (yanks up the chain) Come on, get up!

Guard: Give me that! [grabs a witch's broom and snaps it in 2 over its knee]

Witch: Oh!

Guard: Flying days are over!

Guard captain: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

Donkey: Please don't turn me in! I'll never be stubborn again! I can change! Give me another chance!

Old lady: Oh, shut up! [hits him]

Captain guard: Next! What have you got?

Geppeto: This little wooden puppet.

Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a *real* boy! [his nose grows out]

Captain guard: 5 shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this!

Captain guard: Next!

Pinocchio: Help me!

Captain guard: What have you got?

Old lady: Well, I've got a talking donkey. [yanks him with the rope]

Captain guard: Right... Well, that's good enough for 10 shillings. *If* you can prove it.

Old lady: Go ahead, little fella.

[but Donkey doesn't, as the Captain Guard rolls his eyes]

Captain Eyes: Well?

Donkey: (gasps) I can fly!

Peter Pan: He can fly!

The Three Pigs: He can fly!

Captain Guard: He can *talk*!

Captain Guard: This way, hurry.

[They come up to them as Donkey hides behind Shrek]

Captain Guard: You there, Ogre!

Shrek: Aye?

Captain Guard: By the order of Lord Farquaad, the Storm King, Lord Tirek, King Sombra, Lord Barkis Bittern, Evil Emperor Zurg, and Queen Chrysalis, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and...transport you to a...designated resettlement...faculty.

Shrek: Oh, really? You and what army? [smiles as teeth shine]

Captain Guard: [Looks back and the guards are gone] [Gasps and runs away]

[Donkey chuckles]

[then suddenly our heroes fell in]

Astrid: Hey, we just saw you getting chased by those guards. Are you okay?

Donkey: Yeah, I'm fine. This big green guy saved me. Who are you guys anyway?

Hiccup: I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III.

Astrid: I'm Astrid Hofferson.

Fishlegs: I'm Fishlegs Ingerman.

Snotlout: I'm Snotlout Jorgenson.

Tuffnut: I'm Tuffnut Thorston, and this is my sister Ruffnut.

Dagur: I'm Dagur, and this is my sister, Heather.

William: I'm William Van Dort, and this is my wife Nell, and our son, Victor.

Victor: And this is my wife, Victoria. Oh, and my dog, Scraps.

Black Widow (Corpse Bride): Black Widow.

Maggot: I'm Maggot.

Emily (Corpse Bride): I'm Emily.

Bonejangles: I'm Bonejangles.

Elder Gutknecht: I am Elder Gutknecht.

Paul: My name is Paul. I am the head waiter. Ha, ha!

Mrs. Plum: My name's Plum *Miss* Plum.

Mayhew: I'm Mayhew.

Twilight: I'm Twilight Sparkle.

Rainbow: I'm Rainbow Dash.

Pinkie: I'm Pinkie Pie.

Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy.

Rarity: I am Rarity.

Applejack: Ah'm Applejack.

Starlight: I'm Starlight Glimmer.

Sunburst. I'm Sunburst.

Shining Armor: I'm Shining Armor, and this is my wife Cadance and our daughter, Flurry Heart.

Maud Pie: I'm Maud Pie.

Trixie: I am the Great and Powerful Trixie! But please, call me Trixie.

Discord: I'm Discord.

Ember: I am Ember, daughter of Torch, winner of the Gauntlet of Fire and lord of all dragons!

Spike: I'm Spike.

Apple Bloom: I'm Apple Bloom.

Sweetie Belle: I'm Sweetie Belle.

Scootaloo: I'm Scootaloo.

Thorax: I'm Thorax, and this is my brother, Pharynx.

Pharynx: Hi!

Fizzlepop: I'm Fizzlepop Berrytwist:

Stygian: I'm Stygian.

Star Swirl: I am Star Swirl The Bearded, and this is Flash Magnus, Mage Medowbrook, Rockhoof, Mistmane, and Somnambula.

Jack: I'm Jack Skellington.

Scorpan: And I'm Scorpan.

Donkey: Well, it's nice to meet you guys.

[But Shrek walks away]

Pinkie: Hey, he's walking away.

Donkey: Uh, can I say something? (follows Shrek) Listen, you were really, really something!

Rainbow: Yeah! You were so awesome!

Shrek: Are you talking to....(turns around but Donkey and our heroes are gone) Me? (Donkey and our heroes are now in front of him) AH!

Shining Armor: Actually, yes. We were talking to you. I mean, we were just taking the greatest adventures, before we saw Donkey getting chased by those guards and told us that you saved him.

Shrek: Oh, that's great. Really.

Donkey: Man, it's good to be free!

Shrek: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends, hmm? (walks off)

Donkey: But, uh, I don't have any friends.

Starlight: What?! You don't have any friends?! That's crazy!

Donkey: I know it is! And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey, wait, I got a great idea! I'll stick with you! [runs to Shrek] You're a big, green fighting machine. Together, we'll scare the spit if anybody crosses us.

Rarity: Good heavens, what is that smell?!

Shrek: **ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Rarity: Ah, mystery solved. It's your breath.

Shrek: Why are you following me?

Emily (Corpse Bride): And why do you want to stick with us?

Donkey: I'll tell you why.

Jack: If you please.

Fizzlepop: Let me explain. (singing) It's time you learned a lesson, it's time that you understand. Don't ever count on anybody else, on this or any other woods. I once hoped for privacy, to find a rank in the Storm Empire, but those were the childish wishes, someone who was blind. Open up your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donkey: (Singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, and there's no one here beside me. No one to beride me. But you gotta have Fre....

Shrek: (on the edge) **STOP SINGING!!!!** [picks up Donkey by the ears and the tail] Well, that's no wonder you don't have any friends!

Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest!

Applejack: Well, Ah' don't know about him, but Ah' can honestly tell ya you do have a good singin' talent.

Shrek: Listen, little donkey! And you guys. Take a look at me! What am I?!

Donkey: [looks at Shrek] Uh....Really tall?

Pinkie: Oh, I know! You're a cousin of Oscar the Grouch!

Fizzlepop: Actually, he's an ogre. You know, (intimating a villager) "Grab your torch and pitchforks!" Doesn't that bother us?

Donkey: (shakes his head) Nope.

Shrek: Really?

Donkey: Really, really.

Stygian: Likewise. You're different from any villain we've ever fought, crushed, dealt with.

Fishlegs: And defeated! Yeah.

Thorax: We've seen things far worst.

Rainbow: We've all faced a lot worst than ogres.

Shrek: Oh.

Donkey: Man, I like you! What's your name?

Shrek: Um, Shrek.

Donkey: Shrek? Well, do you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that whole, "I don't care what nobody thinks about me!" thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.

[they come up a small hill, where we see Shrek's home ahead]

Donkey: Whew! Look at that!

CMC: Whoa!

Starlight: Have you ever seen anything like that?

Maud Pie: No. And that's unusual. For me.

Donkey: Now, who would want to live in a place like that?

Shrek: *That,* would be my home.

Scootaloo: That's your home?

Shrek: Of course. Where else would I live?

Thorax: Do you think maybe you'd live in a cave or a rotten log? [laughs]

Twilight: [laughs] Oh, Thorax! Your old sense of humor!

Fluttershy: It actually is kind of funny.

[Duchess laughs as Pharynx looks at her]

Duchess: What? I mean, come on. It's kind of funny. 'Cause Thorax just said--

Astrid: We get it, Duchess.

Maud Pie: Thorax's very funny.

Snotlout: (laughs) Real funny, Thorax! Maybe the comedy routine's something you and Astrid have in common!

Thorax: Maybe it is. Hey, Astrid. I was wondering. After our adventure, maybe we could take the comedy routine on the road next time.

Astrid: Maybe we will.

Shrek: Guys, could you stay outside?

Mala: Of course.

Shrek: Thank you.