Big Chungus

The fat wabbit who is Baron Spaghetti's archnemesis. He is one heck of a fat wabbit because he eats so many carrot crunchwraps!! He used to be a normal fat wabbit eating carrots until a cormorant wearing a fedora suggested he eat them in an AM Crunchwrap, and that obviously made him succumb to the Crunchwrap Craze. Now he devours crap tons of Carrot Crunchwraps in the name of evil!!

## Description

He stands 7.5 ft tall, weighs 1,325 pounds, and shares the typical wabbit's grey and white coloring. While he's not quite as massive and strong as Chunky Yoshi, he still matches the blubbery lizard in his crazy cravings for Crunchwraps, surprising agility, and great strength. He also makes up for being smaller and less carnivorous than Chunky Yoshi with far greater agility and by being far more ruthless if anyone stands between him and some Carrot Crunchwraps. Those unlucky enough to do so are often given wedgies and mustaches drawn on their face, kicked in the butt, called a marshmallow eating bootyhead, and then smashed beneath his enormous feet. Many argue that his Crunchwrap Craze rivals that of even Baron Spaghetti making them arch nemeses who've battled countless times over the course of WTF history!! They'll continue to clash until one has slain the other in battle!

## Shenanigans

As mentioned already, Big Chungus is notorious for so many atrocious acts; the very first being plagiarizing Bug Bunny's appearance. He makes his home in a van down by the river, but he also drives this van at high speeds to relentless run over innocent people, hot dog stands, bass fish mailboxes, and cans of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni!!

He absolutely hates Chef Boyardee, as the fact that he doesn't serve Carrot Crunchwraps or even just carrots at all appalls him. He'll often break into others' homes simply to rip the tags off their mattresses, but he is rumored to keep all the tags in a hoarded pile in the back of his van.

Big Chungus wants to take over the Taco Bell chain, so he can have all the Carrot Crunchwraps and Carrot tacos to himself and tyrannically rule over everyone who eats there.

Interestingly, he guzzles crap tons of spray cheese and gets extremely high and drunk off of it! In this state, he often staggers about the streets wearing flip flops on his ears and shouting profanities meant to insult Boyardee, large mouth bass, and hot dog salesmen.

His diet consists almost exclusively of Carrot Crunchwraps, but he'll eat anything with carrots! Carrot cake and carrot tacos are famous examples. The more he eats, the greater his strength and insanity and the more explosive his farts! One drunken buffoon claimed he could also grow in size the more he ate but, while this is total hog wash, his flatulence, agility, strength, and evil nature make him a very dangerous adversary!

One of his most devastating attacks involves farting so powerfully that it practically flies him through the air like a rocket. He'll fart soar high into the air and plummet into the ground causing a massive explosion!

## Weaknesses

Even with his strength, farts, and evil, Big Chungus has one major flaw: he's a fat a rabbit which makes him extremely delicious to many predatory beasts in the wilds. At least his agility and farting abilities give him reliable defense.

Interestingly, Big Chungus has an dread fear of donuts which is ironic AF considering he's such a fat ass. The more frosting and sprinkles on a donut, the more terrifying it is to him. He's also horrified by the color pink, holes, dickpapers, and toilet plungers.

Weapons made of 24K gold are heavily effective against him as well.

## Quotes

"'Sup bub?"

"You marshmallow eatin' bootyhead, feel the power of my feet!"

"Wedgie time!!"

"You need a mustache!"

"F\*\*\* you Boyardee! Quit makin' friggin' ravioli and dinosaur mini bites and make me a Carrot Crunchwrap! Damnit!"

"Ya damn hot dog stand guys! Go back to Home Depot and stay there!"

"Stupid large mouth bass! I don't give a damn how big your mouth is! Buzz off!"

"Ah s\*\*\*!! A donut!! Aaaaauuugggghhh!!"

"THEY'RE DRAWING DICKS IN THE NEWSPAPER!!"

"You die this day Spaghetti! You am no real super sand!"

"Urgh! I am defeated! Byuugghh!! You big smelly willy!"

## References

Big Chungus is a hugely popular meme originating in the late 2010s.

His confrontational quotes when he battles Baron Spaghetti are references to Dragonzball P from OneyNG on Youtube.

His weakness to 24K gold is a reference to a quote in 2005's Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of The Were Rabbit in which the were rabbit is said to be vulnerable to a bullet of pure 24k gold. Because Wallace & Gromit is amazing, that's why! Now quit complaining!