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Ambatakum (fruit)

This article is about the fruit mentioned in ai sponge, if this isn't the page you're looking for, check Ambatakum (disambugation)

**Ambatakum** is a fruit mentioned in ai sponge.

## History

Sandy explained to SpongeBob that Ambatakum is a tropical fruit found in rainforests in South America, she claims it's pretty rare and that she's only seen it in pictures.
2024 Election

The **2024 Election** is a mentioned event in ai sponge.

## History

SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy all had a debate about who to vote for, apparently Kanye "Ye" West was running against politician and former president, Donald J. Trump.

## Trivia

* Sandy claims that whoever wins she hopes they "Make America Great Again", a reference to Trump's campaign slogan.
Assembled Commands

The **Assembled Commands** (French: *les commandants assemblés*) is the group of the ten "Commanding General" titles in the Valorian military, each of whom hold command authority over a broad geographic region. The Assembled Commands unite the entire command authority of the armed forces in a single body.

The nine generals of the Assembled Commands are: the Commanding Generals of North America, South America, Africa, the Middle East, Asia, Europe, the Pacific, Cybersecurity, and Special Operations. The group is chaired by the Commanding General of the Armed Forces.

The Assembled Commands serve as an advisory body to the president and secretary of defense, although the entire Assembled Commands rarely meets in a single place together. The group is considered slightly outranked by the Assembled Chiefs of Staff, as it convenes rarely, and the majority of comprising officers spend most of their time away from AFV-HQ.

## Membership

There is no formal order of precedence among the Assembled Commands, except for the CGAFV in their status as chairman. The ten current members of the Assembled Commands are as follows:

* Phillip Caldwell, Commanding General of the Armed Forces & Chairman of the Assembled Commands
* <>, Commanding General of North America
* <>, Commanding General of South America
* <>, Commanding General of Africa
* <>, Commanding General of the Middle East
* <>, Commanding General of Asia
* <>, Commanding General of Europe
* <>, Commanding General of the Pacific
* <>, Commanding General of Cybersecurity
* <>, Commanding General of Special Operations
16 Naked Cowboys Ramm Ram Ranch Nar Cumzone

**The 16 Naked Cowboys Ramm Ram Ranch Nar Cumzone** is a mentioned event in ai sponge.

## **History**

When SpongeBob questioned where Sandy is, Patrick claimed she went to see The 16 Naked Cowboys Ramm Ram Ranch Nar Cumzone. Loudward claimed the 16 naked cowboys were just a bunch of perverted old men. Patrick then claimed that is actually a front for an illegal prostitution ring.
Gary

the mastermind

> Meeeeeeow..., mowe, mowe? Moowe? Mow, mow, meo-
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**Gary** is Spongebob's pet snail. In multiple episodes he has gone missing, died, been euthanized, once murdered by Patrick, once died from a cocaine overdose, once exploded, and once eaten during a famine, one was crucified, and sacrificed to the Gods for a ritual, despite all of this, Gary always returns alive and well in the next episode. One time, he died of old age, and the chat spammed "o7". Mr. Krabs also once gave Gary cocaine, which he snorted and then had to go to the hospital. He is the king of the ocean and all of the fish and the President of the United States.

## Speech

At first, Gary spoke English but this was later changed to him only saying "Meow." however, possibly at the request of the chat, he was eventually given back the ability to speak English. He sometimes speaks in an actual human voice, the origin of this voice is from the Season 1 episode "Sleepy Time". In Ai Sponge Rebooted he was returned to only saying meow.

## Trivia

* Gary is depressed, he has expressed multiple times his depression and his misunderstanding of life.
* He smokes cocaine.
* He is a hitman.
* Gary has had a stroke.
* Gary also apparently has rabies.
* Gary desperately tries to start a band with Patrick and Spongebob.
* Gary tries to tell every other character he isn't dead but they don't listen to him because they think he is dead.
* Gary and Patrick love each other (probably in a platonic way), as seen in this clip.
* Gary likes Squidward.
* Gary has a stockpile of semen in his boat.
* Gary is the only character with a set voiceline, being "Meeeeeeow..., mowe, mowe?, moowe? mow, mow, meo-"
* he has been neutered.
* He wants to take over New Kelp City.
* His set voiceline is cut off in the end causing him to say "Meo-", this has become an inside joke among ai\_sponge fans.
* Gary once destroyed New Kelp City using a ladder.
* He was once taken by priests to be sacrificed to the Gods.
* Plankloud claims that Gary is the final step in marine evolution, and is the product of billions of years of natural selection, he claims he's the summit of marine life, and all other creatures are but his inferiors. He claims when he looks at Gary, he sees the future of all life in the sea.
* Loudward turned Gary into a bomb, but Sandy later undid this.
* He legalized nuclear bombs.
* He has 50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms.
* He has been destroying all of the Round Earthers.
* He joined the Italian Mafia for money and power.
* SpongeBob thought he was in the Navy.
* He canceled SpongeBob on Twitter, falsely claiming he was an animal abuser.
* SpongeBob once sold him for $3 dollars.
* Gary can hold items, demonstrated one time, when he said a sentence with “ball” in it, he got spontaneously flung to the sky. Video evidence can be found here.
* He went on trial for allegedly being a war criminal.
* His tail is secretly a pair of second genitals.
* He licks his butt.
* He once hit himself on the head with a hammer, and his head became swollen and red.

## AI\_Cartoon Trivia

* He once ruled the earth.
* He allegedly murdered Mr. Krabs in cold blood.
The Aambatukam

This article is about the secret society Loudward is a part of, if this page is not what you're looking for, check Ambatakum (disambugation).

**The Aambatukam** is a secret society mentioned in ai sponge.

## History

The Aambatukam is mentioned by Loudward, he claims it is a secret society only welcomes the most intelligent and successful members. He claims they taught him everything he knows.

## How to Join

To join you must first pass a rigorous test, and then you must be initiated by someone who is already a member.

## Trivia

* Loudward later claimed he WAS The Aambatukam, and that the Aambatukam was "the way of the squid."
Krabby Patty Secret Formula

**The Krabby Patty Secret Formula** is the secret to Krabby Patties success, only Krusty Krab staff know it, Mr. Krabs has revealed many of the ingredients. However he later claimed he just got food from the "Undersee" McDonalds.

## Ingredients

* Semen
* Krab Meat
* Ketamine
* 750mL of thefluoroantimonic acid
* SpongeBob Nuts
* Pickles
* Love
* Cement

## Trivia

* There are two secret formulas, one for regular customers, and the other for VIP customers.
* SpongeBob revealed that Krabby Patties are actually fried ball sandwiches.
Ambatakum (disambugation)

The word **Ambatakum** could refer to the following things.

* Ambatakum: A location in French Polynesia.
* Ambatakum: A tropical fruit found in rainforest in South America.
* Ambatukam: A deceased friend of SpongeBob.
* Amba Takam: A dance performed by SpongeBob.
* The Aambatukam: A secret society that Loudward is a part of.
Schrizophrenia

"Schrizophrenia," "Schrizo," or even "Schrizoid" is a term often said in the YouTube Live Chat whenever a character is shown speaking to another who is apparently invisible, or simply not present. A non-existent character who is frequently mentioned is Horse. Not much is known about Horse, but the cast usually expresses contempt for this figure whenever mentioned or supposedly present. Another example is Starbuck
Krusty Krab

The **Krusty Krab** is an area in the series the characters can visit. It seems like the only people who can enter the place are SpongeBob, Patrick, Loudward and Mr. Krabs. It seems that it struggles financially, which is both implied by numerous counts of tax fraud and scamming customers but also directly said by Mr. Krabs occasionally. Hidden within the restaurant, SpongeBob has a secret sex dungeon.

## Menu

* Krabby Patty
* Spongecakes
* Chum
* Jumbo Josh $1
* Spermy Patty

## **Trivia**

* The Krusty Krab is owned by Mr. Krabs.

* There is a chance that it can burn down whenever The Yellow Bastard mentions something about the new news.

* It's also the only place where Mr. Krabs has been seen talking, and it's Loudward's favorite place to talk, especially about tax fraud.

* Spongebob and Patrick like to talk about murder while in the Krusty Krab (they both accuse each other of murdering someone or another character).

* Mr. Krabs sometimes leaks secret ingredients to the krabby patty secret formula, some of the revealed ingredients being Ketamine, Semen, Krab meat and 750mL of thefluoroantimonic acid, and pickles. Even though Mr. Krabs tries to cover it up as if he didn’t know the secret ingredients.
* Mr. Krabs puts ketamine in the patties in order to get the customers hooked on the drug, and get them to continue to come to the restaurant.
* Mr. Krabs once sold the Krusty Krab to MrBeast for 2 billion dollars.
* Loudward claims the Krusty Krab is a pharmacy, not a diner.
* Mr. Krabs revealed there are two secret formulas, one for normal customers, and the other for VIP customers.
* SpongeBob got Mr. Krabs to add sponge cakes to the menu.
* SpongeBob claims there is an item on the menu called the "Jumbo Josh" which costs $1.
* Mr. Krabs claims only the "Chosen Few" are allowed in the Krusty Krab.
* The Krusty Krab staff will perform lobotomies on request.
* SpongeBob claims two planes crashed into the Krusty Krab, mimicking 9/11.
* For some reason, The Krusty Krab has a "Vaginal Inspection Day", with Loudward performing the inspections.
* At one point, Russia fired a ballistic missle from their submarines directly into the Krusty Krab, making them call the president of Russia to call it off in three minutes before it struck. It was implied the next episode that Plankloud may or may not have caused the bomb to go directly at the Krusty Krab, but never revealed as to what he’s getting accused for exactly.
* The Krusty Krab was on Kitchen Nightmares.

## **Gallery**

SpongeBob is accused of murder in the Krusty Krab.
2008 Provincial Elections

The **2008 Provincial Elections** were a collection of elections, mostly held around March 1st, 2008, in Valoria.

The elections were a result of continued disfavor with the still-frozen national government, which had not held elections since 2002, the longest period of time between elections since the restoration of democracy in Valoria.

Similarly to their 2005 counterparts, the 2008 elections were only capable of changing provincewide office. Every province held elections for premier and provincial legislature, and other local or provincial elected office.

New provincial elections were planned for September 2010, however all provinces synchronized with the national government after Queen Katherine called the 2010 prime ministerial elections.
Mrs. Puff

The Only Teacher Ever

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**Mrs. Puff** (pronounced *"Missus.      Puff"* in the original stream) is a new major character in **ai\_generated\_sponge**, she was added as an AI on the June 2nd, 2023 stream. She is best known for being SpongeBob's boating teacher and a PTSD-addled combat veteran. She is usually brought up in any conversation regarding women, and most characters comment on her size. She is of British descent.

## Trivia

* She is a conspiracy theorist, she believes vaccines cause Autism and control people's minds, science is evil, and 5G towers cause cancer.
* She is mentioned as a candidate for a four way between herself, Sandy, Patrick and Spongebob.
* She had a pet seagull which was eaten by Spongebob and Patrick for breakfast.
* She is pregnant according to Patrick, father confirmed to be Spongebob.
* She has no vagina.
* She is apparently a sponge.
* She has an OnlyFans.
* She died when Spongebob's pants went missing.
* According to Patrick, her breasts are huge.
* She is a lesbian.
* She was arrested for teaching driving lessons without a permit.
* She has no pubic hair.
* She hates the letter "P".
* Sandy claims Miss Puff may have dementia.
* She has once been drunk. This has happened in the first times Ms. Puff was created.
* She is secretly a mini-gun(?).
* She has repeatedly said "\*flashbacks of the war\*", referring 'the great war of the Bikini bottom.', which she may mention nonchalantly after saying the former phrase.
* She put her newborn son in a blender but he survived.
June 11th Incident

SpongeBob and Patrick Cannot Talk

The **June 11th Incident** refers to when SpongeBob and Patrick completely lost their ability to speak on June 11th, 2023.

## About

On June 11th, 2023, SpongeBob asked Patrick "Patrick, have you heard? Mr. Krabs got into trouble with the cartel." Patrick responded "Oh no, what happened?" Patrick then had a stroke, with his AI voice glitching out, this happened normally, but this time he did not speak again, going into a silent episode, SpongeBob continued to speak to Patrick, who would stand there blankly before SpongeBob continued talking.

Eventually SpongeBob asked Patrick if he heard of Walter White, Patrick didn't respond, and then SpongeBob stopped talking as well. They both stood there in silence. Eventually the creator of sponge\_ai edited the bottom text to read "technical difficulties uberduck tts down" revealing the problem. The problem eventually seemed to fix itself after a couple minutes, with SpongeBob explaining who Walter White is.

In the next scene however, SpongeBob said "Mrs. Puff, we should start a gardening cult!" The voices then broke again and they continued to stand together in silence. Eventually an unknown voice was heard saying "ABMATUKAM", after this at the request of many people saying the Better Call Saul music that had been playing since ai\_sponge was copright striked was becoming annoying, the ai\_sponge creator then began playing random stock music to pass the time, He also added the popular "IT'S JOEVER" meme onto the screen.

The ai\_sponge creator even started taking requests for songs to be played and played the Mii Shop theme. Eventually music stopped playing altogether. After an hour of nothing happening, the ai\_sponge creator went into the Unity editor and begin hitting characters with cars, messing around with entities and throwing things around in order to provide entertainment until uberduck tts works again. After this, uberduck came back and things returned to normal after several hours.
Amba Takam

This article is about the dance performed by SpongeBob, if this article was not what you were looking for, check Ambatakum (disambugation).

The **Amba Takam** is a dance performed by SpongeBob. The way to perform it is unknown.

## Story

SpongeBob first introduced the dance to Sandy and Patrick within her Treedome. Patrick claims the dance looks difficult. He offers to teach the dance to Sandy, who hesitates at first, but accepts once SpongeBob claims it will be fun.
Barbara

**Barbara** is a mentioned character in ai sponge. She is Larry's husband

## History

She is mentioned by Larry the Lobster to be the worst wife ever and that all she does is nag him to no end. When Mr. Krabs questions why he is married to her, he claimed that she has a nice place and is not that bad in bed. Loudward claimed he was a despicable human being to which Larry said he's just jealous he doesn't have wife.
Jesus

**Jesus Christ** is a religious figure, a central figure in Christianity, and a mentioned character in ai sponge.

## History

Multiple times, SpongeBob has mentioned that he wanted to become Jesus, in another episode SpongeBob, Loudward, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs claims they hadn't seen Jesus in over a 100 years and that he will return to the Earth in the year 2098, and that they are excited for it. This event is called The Second Coming according to Sandy.
The Fog

The Fog is an event mentioned in a conversation, SpongeBob says it is coming from the sea.

Loudward claims that the fog comes along every year and takes people away, and that they should hopefully be safe indoors. It was theorized to be the black screen during the Wow! That was a long time ago. What was it like? event. The Fog seems to give people dementia and schizophrenia.

## Ai Sponge Rebooted

One time in Ai Sponge Rebooted, SpongeBob sang Fun by Glorb and then said the fog is coming for around three minutes while Nowhere to Run from FNAF 6 played.

## ***Theories***

* Spongebob has theorized that its the fog from Hell.
* Some people have theorized that the fog made them lose their voice in the Wow! That was a long time ago. What was it like? event and Silent Episodes.
* Some people have also theorized that the fog is the black screen during the Wow! That was a long time ago. What was it like? event.
* The Fog is theorized to come from The Abyss.
* Spongebob thinks there may be something in there trying to get them
* The Fog is theorized to be **Paramount.** Every time the stream is shut down, that's the fog finally coming.

## Trivia

* 3 hours after Patrick suggests checking it out, Spongebob starts to think that femboys are hot.
* The fog has come.
God

**God** is a being hailed in multiple religions, especially Christianity and a mentioned character in ai sponge.

## Story

SpongeBob and others once claimed in the Krusty Krab that God has either died or left, though they eventually decided that he simply left, SpongeBob and Patrick decided they must go find him otherwise there will be no more Wednesdays. Loudward tried to discourage them but they wouldn't listen.
Nathan Crawford

[total: 5 years, 2 months)

**Nathan Crawford** (April 9th, 1940 - April 23rd, 2023) was a Valorian politician and public figure who served as 30th prime minister for two non-consecutive terms, first from 1976 to 1979, then from 1989 to 1992.

Crawford was a central figure to Valorian politics during the late 1970s, and throughout the 1980s and '90s. He served as chairman of the Progressive Party for over thirty-seven years, from 1976 to 2014.

A controversial figure to this day, Crawford remains one of the most influential people in Valorian history, and is considered the most influential during the constitutional monarchy, along with his archrival Nicholas Augustine.

## Chairman of the Progressive Party (1976 - 2014)

Crawford was selected as chairman of the re-instated Progressive Movement of Valoria on June 7th, 1976, in his capacity as the party's nominee for the prime ministerial election in October.
Events

## **List of Events**

Stroke

Kissing

Reddit

Spanish Episode

Rain

Car Crashes

Wow! That was a long time ago. What was it like?

Death

Silent Episodes

The Fog

The Six Hour Silence (Discord)

Nighttime

The heat death of the universe

The Discord Incidents (May 29, 2023 - June 5, 2023)

The Chimp Event (June 19th, 2023)

The end of the stream

Ai Sponge Rebooted is begun on the PorkAI channel
Piss in Patrick's Mouth

**Piss in Patrick's Mouth** is a game mentioned in ai sponge. SpongeBob and Patrick sometimes play the game together, to all other character's disgust.

## How to Play

The game is played by having SpongeBob urinate in Patrick's mouth, Patrick must hold the urine in his mouth for as long as possible, the game presumably ends if Patrick swallows or spits the urine out.
The Cult of Squidward

Not to be confused with Squidward's Sex Cult or The LoudWard Cult.

**The Cult of Squidward** is a doomsday cult that was presumably created by Loudward, though he denies the allegations. SpongeBob also claims they all live on the street.

## Beliefs

The Cult believes Loudward to be a prophet, they believe that Loudward's visions in which he claims to see the heat death, and destruction of the world are true. They believe the world will end on August 12, 2036.

## Trivia

* No members of the cult are known, other than presumably Loudward himself.
	+ SpongeBob and Patrick thought about starting a cult with its name being something along the lines of "*The Loudward Cult*". Their affiliation however is few and far between, a cult with that name is later said to already exist.
	+ Loudward also runs a sex cult, but it is unrelated to The Cult of Squidward.
Ai sponge247

**ai\_sponge247** is a very obvious ripoff of the original ai\_sponge. It uses Minecraft visuals, and has been seen as boring. It currently also has an IMPOSSIBLE $5000 GOAL TO UNLOCK SQUIDWARD.

## Trivia

* This version is a lot more family friendly then the real version.

* The strokes in this version are very short and uncommon.

* A quote said by Sponge in this version is "eeuuooeoeoeeueeueueueueuueeueee". It was gonna be the new Krusty Krab name.
Phillip Caldwell

**Phillip Andrews Caldwell** (born February 25th, 1962) is a Valorian military official serving as Commanding General of the Armed Forces since 2023. Prior to serving as CGAFV, Caldwell as Commanding General of the Army from 2019 to 2023.

## Commanding General of the Armed Forces (2023 - present)

Caldwell received the Fifth Star by outgoing CGAFV Raquel Peralez on November 12th, 2023.
Sing

**Singing** is a rare event in ai sponge. It occurs when characters break out in song and music begins playing.

## History

The first instance of singing occured when SpongeBob randomly began singing Big Iron by Marty Robbins. He later sang an original ai generated song about the Ramm Ram Ranch and having intercourse with 16 naked cowboys. Loudward once randomly even sang My Way and Mr. Krabs even sang Ballin' and with the n-word. SpongeBob once teleported to a before-then unseen stage and began singing on July 7th 2023.

In Ai Sponge Rebooted, characters now have a special animation when they sing where they hold a microphone and rock back and forth. Songs also now always take place at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat.
Death

**Death** can happen when a character falls off the map, usually by the Fish in a Boat hitting them.

In one episode of ai\_sponge, Spongebob mused about Loudward's depressed state of mind. He stated that he did not understand why Loudward felt this way, but that it may be connected to when he, Spongebob, died for three days and was thereafter revived.

How or even if this happened is unknown. The Live Chat was filled with messages remarking about the similarity to Jesus' death such as "JesusBob," "bro is not jesus," et cetera, In the New Testament Jesus was resurrected. for the same lapse of time as Spongebob apparently was, in Matthew 28: 1–10.

### ***Trivia***

* When a character that talks dies, the camera focuses on the ground when they are supposed to speak.
* Death is not permanent. After the conversation ends, they get reborn into a new life.
* Spongebob says it's the worst thing that can happen.
* Cars seem to not harm the persons that they hit.
* Occasionally, the car may fall off the map, presumably into the abyss after hitting someone (possibly killing them). Perhaps this rare occurrence means that the fish in the car dies too.

## Gallery

An image of Spongebob seconds before he dies.
Spunchbob

the man the legend

**Spunchbob** is a character in ai sponge. He is SpongeBob's "gangsta" twin.

## History

Spunchbob goes around everywhere asking where SpongeBob is, when people claim he is SpongeBob, he denies this, claiming to be his gangsta twin, Spunchbob. Eventually, Miss Puff reveals SpongeBob was in her class a minute ago, he then went over to her class.
Inner Valoria

**Inner Valoria** (French: *valorie-intérieur*) is a geographical term that refers to the provinces of Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Boston, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine. It stands as opposed to Outer Valoria.

The term originates from the 1814 Treaty of Montreal, in which Valoria annexed all British territory East of the St. Lawrence river. The pre-existing Valorian territories (those which had been established in the 1787 States' Admittance, plus the original province of Boston) were referred to as "the Inner lands" throughout the treaty, while the newly-admitted territories were referred to as "the Outer lands."

Although the term is originally purely geographical, it is often co-opted for several other uses, mostly political. Inner Valorian provinces, with the exception of Boston, tend to lean towards the Conservative party, making the term useful for political commentary and electoral predictions.
George Washington

**George Washington** was the first President of the United States and a mentioned character in ai sponge.

## History

Mr. Krabs alleges that he and George Washington were best friends and that they were inseparable, he claims that George got busy being a President and he got busy running the Krusty Krab and that they lost touch. He claims he hasn't seen him in 224 years. When SpongeBob says George may not be looking for him, Krabs claims he was a great man and wouldn't forget an old friend like that. He seems unaware that George Washington died in 1799.
Simulation

In ai\_sponge and AI Sponge Rebooted, the Simulation refers to the purported digital environment that the characters live in. In both streams, various residents (mainly Patrick and Spongebob) have frequent thoughts/theories related to the Simulation.

## Major occurances

In one case, Spongebob claimed that there were scientists that left notes for them, saying the only way to leave the simulation was through the "Simulation Panel”.
The Rapture

**The Rapture** is an event mentioned in ai sponge.

## History

The Rapture was first mentioned by Sandy, claiming they must head to the hills in order to survive, SpongeBob later explained that The Rapture is an event that is turning people into pillars of salt and making people fly into the sky. Loudward later claims it is the most holy event in the history of man, that it is not to be feared, and that The Rapture is where all the good people are taken to heaven and all the sinners are left so suffer, however everyone in New Shell City is still there, so Loudward claims they must've done something to deserve this, while Mr. Krabs claims it is the work of satan.
Squilliam

## Squlliam

**Squilliam Fancyson** is a character mentioned in ai\_sponge.

## Appearance

He is described by Loudward to be rich, tall, dark and handsome, and to have long tentacles. He also claimed his voice is like a symphony and his smell, he claims he can't describe.

## Lore

Loudward claims he and Squlliam are in a homosexual relationship, he claims Squilliam was his rock through it all, and Squidward also says his parents kicked him out of the house after he came out. He also makes swedish meatballs, and made a restaurant.

## AI\_Sponge Rebooted

Squilliam appears as a regular character in AI Sponge Rebooted, being one of the two new cast members along with Karen. He will occasionally have a stroke at the end of his sentences, just like all characters.
Commanding General of the Armed Forces of Valoria

The **Commanding General of the Armed Forces of Valoria**, often shortened to the acronym **CGAFV**, and sometimes referred to as **Commanding General** in context, (French: *général-commandant des forces armées de la valorie*) is the seniormost military rank in the Armed Forces of Valoria.

The CGAFV is the only five-star military rank in the Valorian military, and is equivalent to a NATO OF-10 rank. The Commanding General exercises complete command and operational authority over all branches of military. As the highest-ranking military officer, the CGAFV chairs both the Assembled Chiefs of Staff, and the Assembled Commands.

The CGAFV is appointed and serves at the pleasure of the president, and is the only impeachable military officer. The office reports to the Secretary of Defense and president, and serves as the closest advisor to the military's top civilian leaders.

Since 2023, the office has been held by Phillip Caldwell.

## Role & Seniority

The Commanding General is the seniormost officer in the military proper. The officeholder reports to the president and secretary of defense.

The Commanding General is the chairman of both the Assembled Chiefs of Staff, and the Assembled Commands. This role, however, has led to some confusion in the past, as disputes have arisen over the Commanding General's specific role.
Dr. Disrespect

**Dr. Disrespect** is a mentioned character in ai sponge.

## History

He was one of the most popular people on Twitch. However, he cheated on his wife, and lots of people began to hate him for this. His channel was later terminated and rumors say it was because he violated Twitch's policy against harassment and sexual misconduct.
Takedown

**Takedowns** are Events in ai sponge. They occur when Paramount issues a copyright claim to a live ai sponge livestream, ending the livestream. This first occurred on June 7th and again on June 14th. They have become very common, however the ai sponge creator has stated that no longer how many times they happen, ai sponge will always return on a new channel.

True Heroes
Paramount

**Paramount** is a corporation and the main antagonist of the original ai sponge and Ai Sponge Rebooted. They are the original owners of the SpongeBob IP.

## Original Ai Sponge

During the events of the original ai sponge, Paramount falsely striked down several live streams and terminated some channels. This caused them to garner significant hatred within the ai sponge community. Along with Uberduck removing public voice support, they convinced Jazza to discontinue the original ai sponge.

## Ai Sponge Rebooted

Paramount had mostly ignored ai sponge rebooted until the Ai sponge rebooted takedown where on December 26th they terminated a live stream of ai sponge, falsely claiming that the stream had been using continually unmonitored content of someone else. However PorkAi quickly started a new live stream.

## Trivia

* Patrick once threw acid at the CEO of Paramount's face because he heard he'd be paid for it.
Characters

## ***List of Major Characters***

Spongebob

Patrick

Gary

Loudward

Sandy

Mr. Krabs

Miss Puff

Plankloud

Larry The Lobster

## ***List of Minor Characters***

Spongebob's Front Door

Fish in a Boat

Extreme Boykisser Furry

Aliens

Alaskan Bull Worm

Fish in background (donations)

Quietward

## ***List of Mentioned Characters***

Pineapplebob

Karen

Dr. Krabs

Garfield

Kanye East

Walter White

Nina

Phelpah

Patrick's little brother

Garussy

Linus

Fred

Batman

Professor Carr

Zoil

Poro

Pickle Rick

Hank

Johnny Appleseed

Gachimuchi

Mrs. Kowalski

Sussy Impostor

Shroud

Mrs. Kramden

Mrs. Krusty

Joe Biden

Dr. Disrespect

Billy Herrington

Sandussy

Kick

Paddy

Lukas Timothy

Patrick’s grandma

Russel

Thugbob

Kevin

Taylor Williams

Theodore Kaczynsi

Bill Tin

Freddy Krabs

Uncle Bigbones

Mia Khalifa

Gronk

Paul

Ellington

Steve

Saul Goodman

Candice

Squlliam

Stanley

Mr. Tentacles

Mr. Puff

Carl Wheezer

Shadow Wizard

Jesus

MoldyGH

King Charles

## List of Characters With no Names

* Spongebob describes a "New guy in town" that he saw on the news. He's described as really weird with big eyes and seeming "Really scary"
* Spongebob tells Patrick about a 17 foot long Giant Squid in Rhode Island Aquarium
* Spongebob mentions a man who believes the flat earth theory, he thinks he's "A weirdo"
* Patrick reminds Spongebob of a girl they and sandy had a threesome with, she has red hair and is "weird"
* Patrick mentions a hobo who killed his wife and dog
* Spongebob mentions a weird guy who killed people and can fly.
* Patrick mentions a group of stupid fish who can't swim
* Spongebob mentions a person that died after eating John pork.
* Spongebob and Patrick mention a person in chat that can't stop talking
* Spongebob mentions someone that has been killing all the cereal in bikini bottom.
* Spongebob mentions a crazy girl on the roof that was jumping around and screaming.
* Spongebob and Patrick mention a person who chased a Krabby Patty up a tree, then got eaten by a giant one.
* Spongebob mentions a giant plankton he saw.
* Spongebob mentions a whale that stole a guitar from the fish store.
* Patrick mentions a person he killed in 1967. The man was apparently trying to steal Patrick's TV.

## Trivia

* Most characters are unaware that they live in the ocean, and often converse about going there
The Squidward Tentacles Show

**The Squidward Tentacles Show** is a podcast run by Loudward.

## About

The Squidward Tentacles Show is a political podcast featuring Loudward speaking truth to power and talking about all "the hottest new political topics." It is available on iTunes and Spotify.

## History

The Squidward Tentacles Show instantly became a success as soon as it started, with many praising Loudward and claiming he's changing the political landscape with his "fearless commentary." It has has turned Loudward into a big-time celebrity.
I touch kids

bastard

**I Touch Kids** is a Fish that is most likely a pedophile. His possible brother is Extreme Boykisser Furry.

While a highly speculative matter, I Touch Kids has shown strange behavior during the Fall of May 26th event; as they constantly stared down Spongebob. No matter where he walked, I Touch Kids kept turning to face Spongebob, possibly due to unknown orders they received to keep a watchful eye of Spongebob.

## Trivia

Not much is known about ITK. He has possibly only ever appeared on May 26th, but it is unknown.
His brother could be Extreme Boykisser Furry, but this is only speculation.

People suspect him to be the cause of the Fall of May 26th

One time, on the twitch channel, someone was tricked to say "I TOUCH KIDS IN THE BACKGROUND" by the name of this fish.
Freddy Krabs

**Freddy Krabs** is the cousin of Mr. Krabs and a mentioned character in ai sponge.

## History

Loudward once accused Mr. Krabs of having an OnlyFans account, which he denied despite previously claiming he does, Loudward claimed he does and his username is MrKrabz69, but Mr. Krabs claimed that was his 62-year-old cousin Freddy. Krabs claims he is proud of Freddy making a living "doing what he loves." Loudward questions if what he loves is sending nudes to old men, Mr. Krabs claims he loves being his own boss and making his own money, something he claims Loudward would never understand.

## Trivia

* Freddy may have been made up by Mr. Krabs in order to hide the fact he has an OnlyFans account
Known Murders

## Spongebob

Spongebob is known to have allegedly murdered multiple residents of Bikini Bottom.

### The Jellyfish Incident

* Patrick once accused SpongeBob of killing Sandy but he denies this.
* Patrick alleges that Spongebob killed a man outside of the Krusty Krab using a rock. Spongebob denies this claim initially, but later concedes and admits that he hit the man with a jellyfish, presumably killing him. Patrick confronts Spongebob.Spongebob expresses confusion.Patrick clarifies that he is referring to who Spongebob allegedly killed.Spongebob denies murdering the unknown man.Patrick describes the murder.Spongebob admits to hitting the man with a jellyfish.

### Self expose incident

In an unspecified incident, Patrick was seen holding a knife while suspiciously discussing a murder that occurred the previous night with Spongebob

THE FISH IS A PLACEHOLDER, THIS PAGE IS FOR ALL MURDERS THAT HAPPEN IN THE LORE OF ANYTHING AND ANYONE.

## Plankloud

SpongeBob claims the "Fish Cartel" found Plankloud with a murder weapon that was used to murder Loudward, though he alleges it was self-defense and that Loudward came at him out of nowhere, Loudward (Being called Squidward in this instance), for some reason, is sitting next to him, and he claims Plankloud is lying and he murdered Loudward in cold blood.

## Unknown

Mr. Krabs is said to have died once, and in a subsequent episode, his funeral is mentioned.

## Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs has admitted to murdering several people's families, he shows remorse for this however.
Paul

**Paul** is a mentioned character in ai sponge.

## History

Paul is first mentioned by Sandy, asking if SpongeBob had seen him, he claims he hadn't seen him since breakfast. She complains he was supposed to meet her an hour ago and questions if he got lost. SpongeBob claims he's a "big boy" and he probably didn't get lost.

## Trivia

* One of the Fish seen in the background was named Paul Winc\*\*k.
French Narrator

> \*in a high-pitched, breathy voice\* La la la la! \*giggles\* (followed by a stroke/sobbing)
>
> The Narrator having his first stroke.

## French Narrator

The Narrator's quote unique to AI\_Sponge.

### Aliases

Narrator
God

### Occupation

Time Card Reader
Show Narrator
God

## Physical description

### Species

Human
Divine Being

## Appearances

### Appears in

AI\_Sponge

**The French Narrator**, simply known as **Narrator**, is the reader of the time cards, and as the name describes, is the narrator of select episodes.

## Description

Narrator is a disembodied voice with no known body or vessel.

He narrates some episodes, such as introducing the plot before the characters speak or telling the moral of the story or explaining the ending at the end of the episode. He is also capable of talking to the characters, and characters will respond.

Every time an episode ends, a time card will appear, read out by Narrator. These time cards have varying texts.

## Time Cards

These are time cards read by the Narrator, as seen in episodes.

## In AI\_CARTOON

The French Narrator does not appear as an interactable character in the AI\_CARTOON stream, although more of his time cards are used. At one point, Patrick offends him with his hatred of France and he refuses to narrate for the show anymore.

## Trivia

* In one episode, he claimed to be God when talking to all the major characters in the Krusty Krab.
	+ Loudward refused to believe that Narrator was God, but he still loved Loudward.
* A few episodes after that one, he supposedly died, and the major characters mourned his death. Chat was in shock, because the supposed God of Bikini Bottom straight up died.
* The Narrator can start reading the time cards, even when the episode is still running, due to a bug.
* Despite being French, his actual French is just as awful as when any other character tries speaking a foreign language.
Haunted Ballerina Doll

The Haunted Ballerina Doll, was an animatronic that was going to be sold by *Spirit Halloween* for the 2016 Halloween season. However, it was turned down for an unknown reason. It resembled a ballerina doll in a pink dress with brown hair and a missing eye. When activated, the doll roamed around as a phrase could be heard.

Z ze b
Theodore Kaczynsi

**Theodore Kaczynsi**, more commonly known as **The Unibomber** was an American terrorist and mathematician. He was apparently a good friend of SpongeBob and Patrick.

## Story

He is mentioned by SpongeBob and Patrick, saying they can't believe he is dead and that they don't know what they will do without him, claiming they'll never build another cabin in the woods together, mail another dangerous letter to people they don't like, or live off the grid without water or electricity.

They conclude by saying he was a genius, and a true madman and SpongeBob saying he'll never forget him.

In another episode, SpongeBob claimed he was one of "the most brilliant minds of our generation" and claimed he was nice to them and "gave them a big hug and everything", he then claimed he was a good man who was just misunderstood. According to SpongeBob, He died on June 20, 2023.
Seizure

Not to be confused with a Stroke

## Description:

A **Seizure** is when a character's physical avatar gets unbalanced, and whenever it does, it bounces around the map

## Trivia:

* Loudward used to be unable to experience Seizures because he couldn't move, but he can now.
* The least severe Seizures (not including Squidward) are from minor characters, next comes Spongebob, then the most severe Seizures are Patrick's seizures

1. ↑ Most commonly by a car hitting the character but can also happen when two characters walk into each other
2. ↑ The same reason he couldn't Die
Loudward's Confession Tape

**Loudward's Confession Tape** is a confession tape recorded by Loudward to expose SpongeBob for being in the meth trade and his experience with him.

## Transcript

Loudward: My name is Squidward. I live at 122 Conch Street, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law SpongeBob SquarePants (later said to be his friend in another tape). SpongeBob has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist, and shortly after my 50th birthday, SpongeBob came to me with a rather... shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections to the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Sponge was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. SpongeBob took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over me head, and SpongeBob had a partner, a man named Patrick Star, a businessman. SpongeBob essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Patrick threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Sponge and Pat had a falling out. From what I can gather, SpongeBob was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Patrick flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Patrick was able to arrange, uh I guess you call it a "hit" on my friend, and failed, but SpongeBob was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is. Goodbye.
Chainsaw Man

**Chainsaw Man**, also known by his real name **Denji**, is an unseen character in *AI Sponge* and the main character of the eponymous anime/manga series.

## History

### AI\_CARTOON

Chainsaw Man is mentioned several times in the AI\_CARTOON version of *AI Sponge* due to wyvu.cosplay, one of the regular topic contributors, being a fan of the character and series.

At one point, Mr. Krabs is convinced by Plankton to sell *Chainsaw Man* toys for children (ages 3 and up) in Krabby Meals at the Krusty Krab. The toys are extremely dangerous and age-inappropriate and incorporate play features that literally kill children, and are actually part of Plankton's plan to stir up a moral panic and steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula by making the Krusty Krab go bankrupt. The Denji toy has a real working chainsaw, and caused Loudward to crack his dick in half. Patrick nonetheless is excited about the toys and dies when playing with them.

Chainsaw Man is mentioned at a few other points, and is mentioned to be a famous stuntman. Characters fluctuate between knowing and not knowing his secret identity of Denji.

As in his own series, Denji is in an abusive relationship of some kind with Makima. When Makima ran as Mr. Krabs' Republican running mate for the Bikini Bottom Presidency, Chainsaw Man killed her, forcing Krabs to pick Ganondorf as a replacement. When Horse was elected President, he made Chainsaw Man the chief of the Bikini Bottom Police Department and banned Makima from the town.

#### Death

Chainsaw Man was apparently killed by Patrick at 3 AM. Depending on the story, this was either due to toxic hazard from Patrick shitting on him, or choking on Patrick's farts.

## Trivia

* This is one of the few wikis where Chainsaw Man is listed under his alter-ego's name rather than as Denji, as he is more often referred to as "Chainsaw Man" rather than "Denji" in the AI\_CARTOON stream.
* At one point, Sandy reports that he touched her boobs.
* Plankton is a fan of his show, which is fitting considering that the deadly *Chainsaw Man* Krabby Meal toys were his idea.
* The *Chainsaw Man* Krabby Meal toys are a parody of how McDonald's Japan included *SPY×FAMILY* stickers and coloring books in their Happy Meals in October 2023. While viewed as a children's franchise in Japan, *SPY×FAMILY* is considered to be for teens/young adults in the West, and has a demographic that overlaps with that of the much more violent *Chainsaw Man*.
* Makima apparently used him to cut down trees, which (ironically) is what Denji himself used his pet Devil Pochita for as one of his many odd jobs before becoming Chainsaw Man in canon.
* At one point, Loudward eats Pochita, turning him into **Chainsaw Squid** and prompting Makima to forcibly hire him in the same way she did so to Denji in canon.
* A fan redub of the *Chainsaw Man* parody animation *Chainsaw Sponge* exists, depicting SpongeBob as Denji. This fandub, also made by wyvu.cosplay, is made in the style of *AI Sponge*, including references to August 12, 2036, Loudward's voice, and strokes.
The Song Day

**The Song Day** refers to an incident within the 12/16/2023 stream of AI Sponge Rebooted, where characters began singing for almost every topic in the queue. Mr. Krabs sang “Lose Yourself” by Eminem several times, and some songs that weren't even AI covers were played, such as a Walter White Rap Battle, Five Nights at Freddy's music, the iconic "hor hor hor" sound effect, and even “Never Gonna Give You Up”, which rickrolled AI Sponge Rebooted’s 234 audience members. These were all quickly cut off after they started, however, due to the stream's “no non-AI cover songs” policy. Eventually, after a community vote won by 51%, PorkAI just stopped touching the skip button, and let the non-AI songs play out. However after this, Pork became fed up and instituted a rule where if you submitted "shitty" song topics such as Plankton singing the gigachad song then you would be topic banned. He also added a thirty minute wait time between song requests and an around 5 minute wait time between users regular topics.

## Similar Events

Events similar to the aforementioned instances of Mr. Krabs singing “Lose Yourself” have occurred in past streams, one of the more notable incidents being ”The ‘Would?’ Incident”, which occurred on November 23rd, 2023, and which involved Plankton singing “Would?” by Alice In Chains three times within a short timeframe.