YTP - War of the Slim Henchmens (RWBY Chibi X SMG4 Parody)

**YTP - War of the Slim Henchmens (RWBY Chibi X SMG4 Parody)** is a YouTube Poop that is also the sixth side-story of RU🅱️Y and the real first episode of Season 2.

## Summary

Emerald and Mercury decides to have a proper War of the Fat Italians called "War of the Slim Henchmens".

## Plot

The video starts with Mercury Black strumming his bass guitar while Emerald Sustrai looks at her scroll, this first one complains that it's been OVER 9000!!! forevers since they did a YouTube Poop, on which Emmy replies that it has passed only fifteen minutes (*Allusion to the time that has passed when TheGamerLover last made a RWBY Chibi YouTube Poop and immediately made another one one month later).*

Then Mercury got the stupid idea of imitate SMG4's *War of the Fat Italians* anual video, Emerald agrees and both of them decides to face each other.

The duo is later seen in the Donkey Kong boxing ring, along with Nintendofan997 on a cloud, Emerald and Mercury start fighting before the match starts with Mercury "Hadouken-ed " by Emerald. War of the Slim Henchmens logo appears.

### First Challenge

The first challenge is who can eat the most tacos from Shopkeep's Taco Stand. Emerald starts to eat the tacos and in the end, she eats 182 tacos, a few seconds later she got a heart attack and died because she becomed morbidly obese after her turn. Mercury scoffs at her performace and opens his mouth impossibly wide and devours the entire stand (and Shopkeep) in a single gulp; eating 7,324,654 tacos in total.

**Winner: Mercury Black**

### Second Challenge (Second in the normal version)

The second challenge is who can scare Neptune with overrated crap. Neptune walks out of his dorm room. Suddenly, he spots Dragon Ball Super on the ground, causing him to tense up, before glancing at it disapointingly. Immediately he grabs the doorframe when notices multiple craps in the hallway, causing him to gasp in fear. Emerald and Mercury peek from around the corner at the end of the hallway.

**Winner: Emerald Sustrai (Since Mercury only puts Dragon Ball Super and she added Pokemon Sun and Moon's Anime, Ben 10 (2016), PowerPuff Girls (2016), Teen Titans GO!, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Thundercats Roar to make it much scarier)**

### Third Challenge

The third challenge is I dare you to put glue on Torchwick's hat, he puts on his hat and cane. He tries to adjust his hat, but it's stuck. When he tries to remove his hat, he accidentally rip off his head, killing himself. Emerald and Mercury peek from a doorway while Torchwick's severed head falls near them.

**Winner: Mercury Black (Since he put glue in Torchwick's hat before Emerald)**

### Fourth Challenge

The fourth challenge is The YTP fist, Yang is seen facing off against a Beowolf. She prepares to fire Ember Celica, but confetti shoots out and YouTube Poop noises are heard. Yang fires her gauntlets a couple more times, only for more confetti and 2009 YTP shit to shoot out. The Beowolf stands back up intimidatingly, pounces and attacks Yang while Emerald and Mercury peek from behind nearby bushes watching Yang dying as the Beowolf rips her body parts with his fangs, causing a bloodbath near the place.

**Winner: Emerald Sustrai (Since she hacked Yang's Ember Celica)**

### BONUS ROUND

The bonus round is to Survive Unholy Pyrrha and Cinder Hyenard long enough, Emerald is seen quite calmed while Mercury is mad and yelling like Pyrrha.

**Winner: Emerald Sustrai**

### Final Challenge

The final challenge is to make Cinder play *Doki Doki Literature Club*, Cinder Fall is seen walking until she notices a Date Sim game. She starts playing the game, enjoying Act 1. She then gets an irritable expression when she sees Monika being suspicious. She sets her on fire and it disintegrates to ashes, but Monika survived and reappeared in a corner looking at us. She eventually went to the part of "I gently opened the door" and sees Sayori hanging, she then plays Act 2 and enrages after some jumpscares.

Emerald and Mercury are behind a boulder laughing together. They then overhear Cinder yelling Mercury's name, his eyes widen while Emerald giggles. Suddenly, a small flame is launched and hits Mercury in his face, burning him to death. Emerald looks on happily and calls herself "Prank Queen". The winner of the War of the Slim Henchmen is debatable based on your perspective. The video then ends.

## Transcript

*In a space of pure whiteness, Monika appears and says that the YouTube Poop isn't working to then call us bitch. The giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "*RWBY CHIBI*"!*

*Mercury Black is seen strumming his bass guitar while Emerald Sustrai looks at her scroll.*

**Mercury**: I'm'I.

**Mercury**: I'm'I.

**Mercury**: M'I. so bored! It's been OVER 9000!!! forevers since we did YouTube Poops!

**Emerald**: It's been fifteen minutes...

**Mercury**: Fak U.

*Suddenly, Mercury's eyes widen.*

**Mercury**: I've got a great idea! Let's have a war!

*Emerald looks up, suddenly interested.*

**Emerald**: Mercury, maybe you aren't as dumb as you look.

*The screen turns black for a few seconds, an explosion appears and the duo introduces themselves in an epic way, Emerald greets her fans in the ring as Mercury arrives with swag.*

**Mercury**: Haha! It's your boy!

**X**: Are you readyyyyyyy!!!???

*Emerald and Mercury punches the one each other when doing weird noises, X look at them disappointed.*

**BBTAG Female Announcer**: CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE! FIGHT!.

*X looks at the screen keeping his serious face, then Mercury flies out of the ring after being beaten by his partner.*

**Emerald**: HADOUKEN!

**BBTAG Female Announcer**: ASTRAL FINISH!

**Mercury**: Uagh! Mah peeenis!

*The logo of the War of the Slim Henchmen appears and then the first challenge.*

***1ST CHALLENGE: WHO CAN EAT THE MOST TACOS FROM SHOPKEEP'S TACO STAND?***

*Waluiiigiiii.*
'*s Taco Staaaaannnnd.*
**Emerald**: HAHAH! Check this fuckin' shit out!

*Emerald prepares to eat with swag, she jumps to the table and eats as much Tacos as she can.*

**Shopkeep**: WAOAOAO!

*After some more eating, a bloated Emerald Sustrai walks around and belch before she got a heart attack.*

**Emerald**: Any you one of eeeh...\*Burp\* Everyone...damnit...(Dies)

**Mercury**: You such a SHIT player.

*Mercury prepares himself to eat and open his mouth as much as he can and eats the entire Taco Stand (and Shopkeep included).*

**Mercury**: Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you!

***2ND CHALLENGE: WHO CAN SCARE NEPTUNE WITH OVERRATED CRAP?***

*Neptune Vasilias is seen walking out of his dorm room. Suddenly, he spots Dragon Ball Super on the ground, causing him to tense up, before glancing at it disapointingly.*

**Neptune**: Hm. Ha ha, very funny guys. (*he sneaks past the crap to find more crap*) Whoa! AH! AH!

*Neptune grabs the doorframe when notices multiple crappy shows in the hallway, causing him to gasp in fear. Emerald and Mercury peek from around the corner at the end of the hallway.*

**Mercury**: (*snickering*) Playing on this shit, classic maneuver.

***3RD CHALLENGE: I DARE YOU TO PUT GLUE ON TORCHWICK'S HAT***

*Roman Torchwick is seen putting on his hat and cane. He tries to adjust his hat, but it's stuck.*

**Torchwick**: Ngh! What-

*Torchwick's head is removed from his body, killing him as a headless Roman Torchwick's corpse drop blood from his neck. Emerald and Mercury peek from a doorway as Torchwick's head falls near them.*

**Emerald**: (Giggles) My turn.

***4TH CHALLENGE: THE YTP FIST***

*Yang Xiao Long is seen facing off against a Beowolf. She prepares to fire Ember Celica, but confetti shoots out and a YTP noises are heard.*

**BBTAG Female Announcer**: CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE! FIGHT!.

**The King**: (Voice) Mah boi.

**Yang**: That's more festive than i remember...

*Yang fires her gauntlets a couple more times, only for more confetti and YouTube Poop shit to shoot out. The Beowolf stands back up intimidatingly.*

**Dr.Eggman**: (Voice) PINGAS!

**M.Bison**: (Voice) Yesh!

**Yang**: Uh... call it a draw? (Chuckles nervously)

*The Beowolf pounces and brutally kills Yang while Emerald and Mercury peek from behind nearby bushes.*

**Mercury**: The old switcharoo.

***BONUS ROUND!: SURVIVE UNHOLY SCREAM PYRRHA AND CINDER HYENARD LONG ENOUGH***

**Mercury**: Mamma f\*\*ker!

*Emerald is seen quite calmed while Mercury is mad and yelling like Pyrrha.*

***FINAL CHALLENGE: MAKE CINDER PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB***

*Cinder Fall is seen walking until she notices a Date Sim game."*

**Cinder**: Doki Doki? I- I want that!

*She starts playing the game, enjoying Act 1. She then gets an irritable expression when she sees Monika being suspicious. She sets her on fire and it disintegrates to ashes, but Monika survived and reappeared in a corner looking at us. She eventually went to the part of "I gently opened the door" and sees Sayori hanging, she then plays Act 2 and enrages after some jumpscares.*

**Cinder:** What the fracklety-frick? Who's responsible for this trick?!

*Emerald and Mercury are behind a boulder laughing together. Cinder notices them and blames Mercury for such torture.*

**Cinder**: **Mercury!!!**

*Mercury's eyes widen while Emerald giggles.*

**Mercury:** Wait, what?!

*Suddenly, a small flame is launched and hits Mercury in his face, burning him to death. Emerald looks on happily.*

**Emerald:** Prank queen.

*Big Man Tyrone is seen laughing and clapping at the video.*

**Big Man Tyrone**: What a wonderful video! (Laughing) Now for the big questions! (Laughing) Who did it better? (Laughing) You decide!(Laughing) PINGAS!

## Characters

* Mercury Black (Dies)
* Emerald Sustrai
* Nintendofan997 (Debut)
* Yang Xiao Long (Dies)
* Shopkeep
* Neptune Vasilias
* Cinder Fall
* Roman Torchwick (Dies)
* Beowolf
* Pyrrha Nikos
* Cinder Hyenard (Debut)
* Monika
* Yuri (Dies)
* Natsuki (Dies)
* Sayori (Dies)
* Big Man Tyrone (Debut)

## Songs Used

* RWBY Chibi Intro Theme
* Rocky Balboa theme (John X Remix)
* Heartful Cry (In Mayonaka Arena) (Aigis' Theme) - Persona 4 Arena/Persona 4 Arena Ultimax/BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle
* Slot Machine - Super Mario 3D World
* Waluigi's Taco Stand Theme - SiivaGunner
* It's Tricky - SSX
* Lost Horizon - Highlander
* Unseen Entities (Merkava's Theme) - Under Night In-Birth
* Take On Me - A-Ha
* Trailer! - Doki Doki Literature Club
* Sayo-Nara - Doki Doki Literature Club
* War of the Fat Italians 2017 Rap Battle Theme Song - SMG4

## Trivia

* This video may have convinced Arc System Works to add Emerald in the newest Leak in BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle's 1.5 patch.

## Image Gallery

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