Dom Girlfriend Laughs At You

Dom Girlfriend is mistakenly served sparkling water.

## Transcript

Hmm... hello darling. Where have you been? Hmm, I see. Come and kneel. I said kneel. Good pet. Hmm? You want to spend some time with me? What a sweet notion. Yes, I know I've been very, very busy. Hmm, what is this tone you're taking with me? No, no. Stay still. Let me look at you. {laughs} Well if you truly, truly want to have some more of my time, then you had better do something to earn it.

Hmm. Yes, as I said before I am very, very busy, and I'm afraid I just can't be taking time out of my day to babysit you. Hmm. What are you giving me in return for my time? Yes, I should think you would find a way to make yourself useful in return for it. Oh, you're going to entertain me? {laughs} I'm so very glad to hear that.

Hmm, fine. I'll take a moment out of my day to have you entertain me. Yes, right now! Hmm. How does that sound? Just good? And maybe I shouldn't bother at all. Beg. I said beg. If you want my time, I'm afraid you'll have to beg for it. Oh, how much? {laughs} You're such a funny little thing. Hmm, let's hope you don't forget your place again.

Always remember your manners when you address me. I won't be reminding you again. Understood? Good pet. Come here in front of me. Let me have a look at you properly. Hands on your knees. Hands on your knees. Good, good. Now, what shall I have you do first? Hmm... bark. I said bark, like a little dog. {laughs} That's it, that's it keep going. Bark like a little dog! {laughs}

Oh, you are so strange. Yes, you're such a strange little thing. Barking like a little dog. {laughs} That really has cheered me up immensely. Hmm? It took you a long time to get here. Hmm... i'm surprised you even showed up without notifying me first. Let's not make a habit of that. Understood? Hmm. Good pet.

Why don't you apologize by kissing my shoes? Go on. Good dog. Good dog. And other one. {laughs} Kneel straight. Hmm? That is your favorite? Well that would be because you are very, very strange. Yes, there is definitely something very, very off about you. What normal person enjoys kissing shoes, after all? {laughs} Oh yes, you do entertain me so. Yes, your likes and interests are so bizarre, it really is thoroughly amusing to watch.

Why don't you make yourself useful and fetch me a drink? Hmm. Just water is fine, thank you. Run along now. Good pet. Oh, is this sparkling water? Did you really just bring me sparkling water? Why on earth would you do that? When have I ever liked sparkling water, ever? You forgot? Well that's not really good enough, is it? You're taking time out of my day, and you bring me sparkling water? Oh what good are you, honestly? Come here.

{pouring} Oh dear, little drowned rat! Hmm, I'm afraid that is all the time I can spare for you today, given the fact that you have utterly disappointed me. Hmm, why don't you go and dry yourself off in the bathroom and let me get back on with my work? Hmm, and I'll be in touch when you're next allowed to be in the same vicinity as me. {laughs} Shoo, shoo! Run along now. Shoo!

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* Despite not liking sparkling water, Duchess keeps it for some reason.