Big Country Fun

## Natalie’s outfit

She wears sleeveless daisy dress and a green flannel shirt tied around her waist, a choker, lightning bolt clip on earrings and county boots

hairstyle: Half Shaved Head with Mermaid Waves and with glitter tinsel on

## Transcript part 1

(The episode begins with 9 volt watching a scary film, he screams at the part, then he changes a channel)

18 volt: hey kids! 18 volt here, coming to you live from the farm riding school in diamond city

9 volt: (gasps)

18 volt: because everything happens here, you're gonna love it!

9 volt: wow! This... is cool!

18 volt: So whether you do grooming horses or milking cows, we've got it all here!

9 volt: wow, this will be the job!

18 volt: the children would like to meet you, and they are gonna show you many things, so grab a hoe, then a rake, so roll your sleeves and come on down, to the 18 volt country riding school, located in diamond city!

Announcer: this message has been brought to you by the citizens of diamond city

(at the farm riding school)

9 volt: Guys, why are you wearing country outfits

Emily: because I’m gonna meet my man, 18 volt, you know him?

9 volt: yes

Natalie: we’ve found feathers, It'll be like shopping. We buyed them. That's just my nature.

(At a farm riding school)

18 volt: howdy, kid

9 volt: 18 volt?

18 volt: yes! It’s me!

9 volt: how on earth did you

(18 volt plays the banjo)

9 volt: what are you playing?

18 volt: just listen! (Sings) Grooming the horses, milking the cows

Driving the tractor, pushing the plows

It's a lot of long hard work, but still it's fun

Down on the ranch, down on the ranch

Feeding the chickens, slopping the hogs

Picking some apples, splitting some logs

You may get a little dirty, but who cares?

Down on the ranch, down on the ranch

Natalie and Tony: Grab a hoe, a rake and roll up both your sleeves

And you'll find that more starts changing than the leaves

'Cause with every job well done or every chore

You'll end up a better person than before

And you'll be roping and riding, hitting the trails

Then when it's over you'll have some tales

All about how you have had the time of your life Down on the ranch, down on the ranch

18 volt: So start grooming the horses

Natalie and Tony: We can do that

18 volt: Milking the cow

Natalie and Tony: We can do that

18 volt: Driving the tractor

Natalie and Tony: Not a problem

18 volt: Pushing the plows

Natalie and Tony: In no time flat

18 volt: And we'll jump right in and never make a fuss

All 3: 'Cause living
Down on the ranch
Down on the ranch
That's the life for us

9 volt: so, what is that country song you sang?

18 volt: it’s a country style song

(Kidware leaves the coach)

18 volt: what are your names?

jordan: i’m jordan ross

eva: i’m Eva brooke

adam: i’m Adam crygor

rhys: i’m Rhys thang

hannah: i’m Hannah red, and I have dark brown hair

emma: i’m emma crygor, And I have blond hair, wanna see?

18 volt: wow!

zoe: i’m Zoe Jones, But I Don’t like being called Claire

libby: i’m Libby ansary, i’m A bit tough

matthew: i’m Matthew Schmidt, i’m A cool kid

elliot: And i’m Elliot crygor, we’ll have fun

9 volt: ok, why are you wearing native feathers?

zoe: because we are wearing them

9 volt: OK, kids, huddle up. Now, listen, we got three more innings.
Remember, like this, if you win you will all get ice cream. If you lose, you’ll end up

kids: Yeah!

(while they do so)

(They are having a campfire, the employees have a nice BBQ)

Louisa & Richard: Old MacDonald had a farm E- i-e-i-o...

Natalie: Hey, Little sunshine.

18 volt: Yeah! I don't believe this. Those are my kids. They're sharing their soul. The one on the end has it today.

Tony: Come here, inside. Get in here, come on.

Emily: How does it feel, camping in the country?

18 volt: Emily, it's great. It's a dream come true. Forget the fact that you had to go to the kid and buy one.

Kat: We can't all produce six perfect little kids, like me and ana.

Mona: I only got one, but he's one in a million.

Dribble: Gee, It's gonna give the kids a scare, isn't it? You got me.

Jimmy t: Wait a minute. I got something else for you.

9 volt: Oh I can't wait to see their faces light up. It's so real.

natalie: Little sunshine, now that you're a kid, try this on.

9 volt: Gee, thanks, n-kins.

Louisa & Richard: The monkey thought it was all in fun Pop goes the weasell A penny for a spool of thread A penny for a needle That's the way the money goes Pop goes the weasell! All right!

Richard: What do we do now?

Louisa: Let's tell ghost stories.

Ashley: Let's roast marshmallows.

Spitz: Let's light a forest fire.

Penny: Don't you know it's bad to light forest fires?

Spitz: That's the whole point.

Louisa: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you! I'm gonna tell.

Young cricket: Give him the silent treatment.

Richard: Yeah, ignore him.

18 volt: but let’s take you all to sleep (Sings softer) Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream

## Transcript part 2

Emily: previously on Warioware adventures

18 volt: hey kids! 18 volt here, coming to you live from the farm riding school in diamond city

9 volt: so, what is that country song you sang?

18 volt: it’s a country style song

(at diamond taxi)

Dribble: ah yes, another clean taxi

spitz: lovely day for a ride

dribble: indeed it is

(but 9 volt came in its female form: a black minidress, white Mary Jane shoes, its hair in chignon and its hair colour cherry red, and sunglasses)

9 volt: ahem! Can I get a ride?

(then 9 volt gets in)

dribble: uh, we’ll say this, but, where to missy?

9 volt: to a beautiful country called bitzblock’s happy dreams

dribble: you betcha baby!

(when they arrive)

spitz: And we’re here

9 Volt: uh, thank you

(inside bitzblock’s happy dreams)

9 volt: hello?

(But suddenly, a pink light turns on, Natalie Appears in a rainbow, then slides, then she began to sing to little children)

little girl: wow

natalie: (Sings) N-kins, n-kins, So quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockle shells,

And pretty maids all in a row... la la la la laaaa

5 volt: All right, boys and girls, come on out. Time for the magic show.

Little boy: All right!

9 volt: ahem! Your not going anywhere

Louisa: hey? Who are you?

9 volt: i’m 9 volt, is there any campfire songs you sang last night?

Richard: yes

18 volt: I heard you are! (Sings) She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes

She'll be coming round the mountain
When she comes

She'll be coming round the mountain,
She'll be coming round the mountain,
She'll be coming round the mountain
When she comes

She'll be driving six white horses
When she comes

She'll be driving six white horses
When she comes

She'll be driving six white horses,
She'll be driving six white horses,
She'll be driving six white horses
When she comes

Oh, we'll all go out to meet her
When she comes

Oh, we'll all go out to meet her
When she comes

Oh, we'll all go out to meet her,
We'll all go out to meet her,
We'll all go out to meet her
When she comes

(song finishes)

18 volt: lulu, You ruined my barbecue last night! I demand you apologize this second!

Lulu**:** I'm never ever apologizing because I was standing up for a just cause and you were wrong wrong wrong! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room!

18 volt**:** That's it! Go to your room!

(back at diamond city farm riding school, the kids gathered around the breakfast table.)

18 volt:Emily? Since I'm not talking to lulu, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

Emily**:** [*Wearily*] Dear, please pass my bro the syrup, lulu.

Louisa**:** bro, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Richard**:** [*To 18 volt*] You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup bro?

18 volt**:** Emily, tell Richard I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Emily**:** Tell him yourself, you're ignoring lulu, not them.

18 volt**:** bro, thank your sis for pointing that out.

Emily**:** bro, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said.

18 volt**:** lulu, tell my girl to get off my case!

Richard**:** Uhhh, Dad. Lulu’s the one you're not talking to.

18 volt**:** Richard! Go to your room.

Lulu**:** Why don't you just eat him, Dad!

18 volt**:** I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbecue wrecking, no-nothing know-it-all!

Lulu**:** That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I'm out of here! [*Leaves and slams the door.*]

18 volt**:** That's it! Go to your room!

(At diamond city mall)

Natalie: wow, how did that get here?

9 Volt: this is fabulous!

kat: look At all the people

ana: and there is fun and food

ashley: wow

red: that looks cool

Eva: (offscreen) Anyone for a country dance? Welcome Natalie and Tony

9 volt: that sounds like the group, gonna perform!

5 volt: good luck

young cricket: come on! Grab a partner!

(country music playing)

Jordan: Give me an oink

Mona: oink!

Eva: Throw me a moo

Young cricket: moo!

Rhys: Let's hear a baa

Penny: baa!

Kidware: You know what to do There's fun and food for everyone to share
At the country fair
Welcome to the country fair

9 volt: Give me a squawk

Tony: Squawk!

9 volt: How about a neigh?

Natalie: neigh!

9 volt: Let's hear a honk

Ashley: Honk!

9 volt: You know the way, yeah!

Kidware: There's apple pie and cider left to spare
At the country fair
Welcome to the country fair

9 volt: Come on and step right up

We'll guess your weight and then

Have another slice of pie and try again

Riding a horse

Milking a cow

Shearing a sheep

We're having great fun now

Natalie and Tony: yeehaw!

There's just no place
That ever could compare
To the country fair
Welcome to the country fair

9 volt: Grab a partner, make a friend and dosado
And you'll dance your blues away Before you know Before you know

Give me that oink

Dribble: oink!

Kidware: Tell me a moo

Kat and ana: moo!

Kidware: Let's hear that baa

Jimmy t: baa!

Natalie and Tony: Now you know what to do

9 volt: Yeehaw!

It's food and fun and apple pie
Ain't no place that ever could compare

At the country fair
Welcome to the country fair