Dinner Party

**Dinner Party** is the sixth and final episode of series 1 of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Plot

### The Quiz Show

For the final quickfire speedy round for a billion dollars, Pausey Pete is welcomed as the host of *The Quiz Show*. Garry Lyon is the final contestant. Pete asks "what is the capital city of the United Arab Emirates?" Garry answers incorrectly with Washington D.C. due to Pete's pausing. The second question is "how many dalmatians were there in *One Hundred and Two Dalmatians*?" Garry answers incorrectly again with 101. The third question is "what is the tallest mountain in the world of Middle Earth?" Garry answers with Mount Everest, which is wrong. The fourth question is "a fireman drives what kind of vehicle to work?" After a long pause in the middle of this question, Garry is incorrect with a firetruck. The fifth question is "an apple a day keeps the \_\_\_\_ away?" Garry answers this correctly with doctor, and Pete continues with "Doctor Who is the fastest runner in the world, true or false?" Garry answers this incorrectly with Usain Bolt, causing an argument and for Pete to confess that he hates himself, before the show ends.

### Telegram

The boys are watching TV when they get a telegram; a letter from Buckingham Palace. It reads:

> Dear silly boys, the Queen has asked me to inform you that she will be joining you for dinner at your abode this very evening. Regards, Sir Tommy Nipple Tassels.
>
>

### Spoon Polishing

The boys are polishing spoons for the Queen. Broden says the sooner they're done, the sooner they can have a glass of kombucha. Mark and Zach's hands accidentally touch, then Mark and Broden's. Zach touches hands with himself, then Broden touches hands with another Mark. Zach touches himself again, then Mark joins in with two of his three hands. Broden reaches for some sexy kombucha.

### Silly Sausage

Zach has gone to get a jukebox for the Queen 15 minutes ago. Mark calls him a silly sausage, but Zach is right there. However, he mishears it as silly dausage. Broden corrects him, and Zach tries to kill Mark because of this.

### Jukebox

Zach presents Broden and Mark with a jukebox. Mark sees that it's just a man, but Zach proves it's a jukebox by giving it a coin. He said he gave a man 500 dollars to find him a jukebox, which is singing about driving a baby into a swimming pool. It winks at Mark, and sings about fishing the baby out of the pool before Zach unplugs it to prove it's a jukebox. Broden needs to stop being such a □. Broden goes to get a real jukebox for $2000, which is better and Broden says he's going to burn holes in his soles. Mark says "someone needs to switch to decaf", which nobody laughs at, not even the audience.

### #funFASHIONmontage

Broden has some Broden News News; he booked the boys a professional stylist. They get in the car and drive there. They struggle to find a parking spot, making Zach get out after 20 minutes of driving around. Mark and Broden have some trouble in paradise, and the shop closes before they can find a space.

### Lord Whoopee

Lord Whoopee, Master of Etiquette and Manners, is in the Big Ol' House of Fun after the boys requested his services and he broke in through the window. He says the Queen hath never deemed fit to visit his family estate. He tells Broden to take a seat, but not before putting a whoopee cushion down, which Broden sits on. He gets Mark to do the same. He blows up two cushions at once, but forgets where he put them, flying too close to the sun and sitting on them. He realises he was the farty farty bum bum all along, and dies. From that day on, fart tools were renamed in Whoopee's honour, becoming known as *Lordie Cushions*. Whoopee is put in the bin.

### Zach pisses his pants

Broden scares Zach, so much so that it makes him piss his pants. However, it is revealed that Zach had alredy pissed his pants and Broden just provided an excuse. Broden tells Zach to vacuum the house and asks why the floor is covered in biscuits.

### Tiny Little Man

I wonder, have you ever asked yourself, "hmm, what goes on underneath my cupboard? Is there a tiny man that lives under there?" The Tiny Little Man is living there; his best friend is made of buttons and his bed is a slice of ham. When you drop a rubber band, he begins to shine and makes it into a washing line using some toothpicks. His table is made of buttons, held together with some gum and his pillow is an olive that he puts inside his tum.For bread he'll eat yopur breakfast crumbs that have fallen on the floor and for jam he'll use a tiny jar of jam that he bought from the tiny store, where you can buy things that are small. For some reason, he'll just make things from stuff you drop on the floor. He works as a tiny broker, trading regular Wall Street stock, but struggled to talk on a normal sized phone and so bought a Bluetooth headset. But, the market dropped and points were at one percent, which was a million percent to the man, so he tied a noose with a fluorescent pink hair tye. A vacuum cleaner held by Zach sucks up the man's best friend.

### The Dinner Party

Mark, Zach and Broden have the table ready at 4:30 (dinner time), but they're witing for the Queen of England and the beans are getting cold. They think she stood them up, but Broden gives them an inspirational speech about the fun they've had over the series. The Queen arrives with her Grenadier Guardsmen, and she's ready to party!

Mark asks what Buckingham Palace is like and she says it's spooky. She gives him cake and gravy while one of the guardsmen steal spoons. They have a dance party aided by the Jukebox and the Queen talks about *The Crown*. The Jukebox's disguise falls off and he tries to play it off. The Queen gets them to do molly, does a Zach impression and does a spew. Sir Tommy Nipple Tassels comes to take her home, but ends up dancing too with his tassels. The Queen thanks the boys for the party, but sits on a Lordie cushion, making the audience finally laugh.

### Tiny Little Man Cliffhanger

After his best friend was killed by Zach, the Tiny Man shoots a picture of Zach he put on the wall, training to kill him.

## Characters

* Pausey Pete (Zachary Ruane)
* Garry Lyon (Broden Kelly)
* Sir Tommy Nipple Tassels (Ben Russell)
* Queen of England (Tawny Newsome)
* Jukebox (Paul F. Tompkins)
* Stylist (Martha Kelly)
* Lord Whoopee (Zachary Ruane)
* Tiny Little Man (Mark Bonanno)
* Tiny Little Man's Best Friend
* Grenadier Guardsmen (Brendan Scannell, Ify Nwadiwe)