Whitey Shieldington

## Shield White

> "*You ruined my life!*"
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**Whitey Shieldington**, whose real name is **Shield White** (though no one calls him that), was a White Shield in the city of Fallcrest. He was married to Whitey Shieldington's Wife until her death. Whitey was accidentally infected with zombieism by Enel Enlee, who alongside Blarg Deaff ruined his life. Whitey disappeared from his post and swore revenge, joining the League of (Mostly) Villains. He was eventually killed by Zander Taxe while fighting The Party.

# History

## Prior to Meeting The Party

Whitey Shieldington worked as a White Shield in the Fallcrest Army. He lived relatively comfortably with his own house of decent size in Fallcrest with his unnamed wife. His marriage is described as not being too much of a happy one, but not necessarily unhappy. Other than this he seemed to have a quite normal life.

## Battles of Fallcrest and Aftermath

Whitey fought in all three Battles of Fallcrest and prominently appeared during the third battle. He was among the three White Shields (including Jonathan) who accompanied The Steel Fist into the battle and aided The Party. During the battle he flirted slightly with Enel Enlee, showing off his 'manly' strength in combat.

In the party after the battle both Enel and Whitey got drunk on ale. Enel succeeded in seducing Whitey to spend the night with her. Unbeknownst to both at the time Enel was infected by zombieism and sexually transmitted it to Whitey. Also unbeknownst to both was that Whitey Shieldington's Wife was outside participating in the orgy perpetrated by Blarg Deaff.

## The Ruining of His Life

When Enel learned that she had contracted zombieism and most likely passed it to Whitey, she begrudgingly told him the news. Whitey did not take it well, cursing Enel in spite of her objections that zombiesm was a treatable disease. His hate was probably amplified by the fact he had recently learned that his wife had cheated on him with Blarg and that her back was irreparably broken as a result.

Whitey is seen on guard at the main gate when The Party is entering on one occasion. Upon seeing Blarg and Enel he shirks his duties and has another White Shield open the gate for them.

Enel and Blarg went to check on Whitey at his house later, but were met with him refusing to talk. Enel threw a rock through the window and caused significant damage inside, prompting Whitey to throw the rock back out. The rock struck Blarg in the head and he proceeded to angrily break down the wall of the house (an act which would later be blamed on Doran Millicent). They learned that Whitey's wife had at some point fallen into the Nentir river and drowned on account of her being unable to swim with a broken back, though it is also implied that her death was a suicide. Whitey himself states that he has nothing left to live for and will turn into a zombie anyway, blaming Enel and Blarg for his troubles. Whitey then attempted to commit suicide but fails when the rope breaks, much to his unamused disheartenment.

At this point Whitey stops preforming his duties entirely as Jonathan states he had not seen Whitey on guard in quite a while.

At a later date Enel and Blarg returned to Whitey's house to check on him again. Inside they found that the house had been seemingly trashed. Upstairs they found a note written in blood which spelled out:

> "*Enel Enlee*
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> Blarg Deaff*"*
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## League of (Mostly) Villains

In Season Two of AHOSP Whitey Shieldington reappears as a member of the League of (Mostly) Villains. He had been sought out by Fefe the Ferret among others who had been slighted by The Party in an attempt to unite their forces and seek revenge. After the League dognapped Big Doggo, Whitey piloted the crystal ship which rescued Doran Millicent and Gerry while a number of zombies apparently sired by him held off The Party. At this point Whitey's appearance had noticeably degraded due to zombiesm, although he maintained significant cognitive control compared to those he apparently infected.

Whitey would continue to spread his zombieism to create an army of minions for the League, his efforts gaining notoriety in Fallcrest where word spread of zombified animals becoming common sightings. By Season Three this had developed into a sizeable swarm that Whitey was able to exert limited control over. As the League ramped up efforts to destroy The Party, Whitey unleased his zombies to besiege the Fiveleague House, forcing The Party to intervene.

## Death

Like the rest of the League of (Mostly) Villains, Whitey was onboard the Fortress of Introversion during the attack on the Fiveleague House, waiting to face off against The Party. When their targets eventually arrived, Whitey and Lene Enlee remained behind the ray-shield in the main chamber, commanding waves of their minions to destroy The Party. Whitey in particular focused on calling in more reinforcements when needed. Once the shield was disabled, Whitey began to boast about his White Shield training and how he would be a formidable opponent, personally prepared to take vengeance against those who ruined his life. Unfortunately for Whitey, he was immediately shot in the head by Zander Taxe and killed.