No-One Is Safe

**No-One Is Safe** is the ninth episode of Season 1B of The Family and the nineteenth episode overall. It was released on December 22, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Lentimassu as Lenti
* Binkx as Binkx
* Natsu as Natsu
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Oliver as Oliver
* Dodo as Dodo
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Nimbus as Nimbus
* Sally as Sally
* Penny as Penny

## Recurring Cast

* Micayla as Micayla
* John Cena as John Cena

## Minor Cast

* Cecil Ged as Hoe
* Gary Woods as Jeff

## Episode

Micayla: YOU! YOU A-ARE THE KILLER!

Dodo: Hoe, of course I’m not the killer

Micayla: NOO YOU

Bela: Jessica, she cant even hurt a fly

Micayla: NO THEM

*Micayla*
drops dead on the floor

Bela: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*The camera*
zooms out on the family all huddled around Micaylas dead body

*1 hour*
later

*SMASH*

Criminal: What was that

Dodo: Its a hoe

*Dodo and*
Criminal look down at the hoe

Hoe: I’m a slut

*Dodo grabs*
a knife and stabs her

Criminal AGH SOMEONE HELP

Steph: What is it

Mandy: Its a hoe

Steph: ITS JESSICA

Criminal: WTF WTF DODO JUST STABBED JESSICA

Jessica: What I’m here

Criminal: ITS A FUCKING HOE AND SOMEONE STABBED ITS NO-ONE WE
KNOW SO SHU........

*There is a*
ticking behind them

*Everyone*
runs and scream

Mandy: A FUCKING BOMB,

Bela: A what now

*BOOM*

Bela: That was stupid

Criminal: WAHT THE FUCK SHES STANDING ON A BOMB AND IT DIDNT
KILL HER

Bela: I know, but it killed that random person over there

Random Person: Help me bleugh

Lenti: Okay, 2 random people died, what do we do.

Bela: I say we

*A Chainsaw is*
heard in the back

Bela: I actually now say we, RUN

???: HI BITCHES, YOU BETTER RUN RUN RUN

Jessica: YOU CANT CATCH ME IM THE GINGER BREAD MAN

Lenti: Shut up

Jessica: WAIT ITS 9:00

Lenti: THAT MEANS SHIT RUN

Jessica: MY SOAP OPREA

*Jessica*
runs into the room and watches her soap opera

Rich girl:Que

Jessica: BORING WATCHED IT

*A Chainsaw*
noise is heard behind the couch

Jessica: I DONT PLAY NICE BISH, ALL THESE YEARS WORKING WITH
THESE STUPID FAMILY, ALL THESE TWENTIES YEAR, IVE BEEN WORKING HER SINCE I WAS
5, AND EVERYTIME THEY MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT, FEEL THE PAIN I WANT TO GIVE TO
THEM

*Jessica*
does some karate moves on the killer

Jessica: Adios perra

Lenti: What the \*\*\*\* ma’am

Mandy: RUNNING RUNNING

Criminal: Wait look Jessica knocked them out

Bela: And

Sally: If we unmask it

Penny: We will see who the killer is

Nimbus: No shit

Binkx: Im scared

Oliver: grow the fuck up Binkx

Natsu: I reckon its Dildo

Dodo: So your gonna call me that gay fat cunt

Natsu: Yes, lol LOL LMAO LOLOLLOLOLOL

Oliver: Shut up

Mandy: Three two one

*Everyone*
lifts up the mask

Criminal: What the fuck, no-one’s in there

???: Because I’m here bitches

Claire: HEY EVERYONE,

Bela: LOOK ITS THE DILDO GUN

Mandy: SHOOT THAT PERSON CLAIRE

Claire: Who that one

Steph: THE ONE IN THE FUCKING COAT

Claire: Okay

BANG

Criminal: FUCK SAKE CLAIRE NOT THAT PERSON WEARING A COAT,
YOU JUST KILLED A RANDOM PEDESTRAIN

Random Pedestrian: My name is Jeff Bleuhh

*Jeff dies*

???: This family is so dumb

Steph: Bish shut up

???: Just saying I’m not the killer, the killer is here right
now

???: The killer is ......

*A Chainsaw*
comes down a rope and hits into ???

???: Well I’m dead

Criminal: Well whos the killer

???: My name is JOHN CENA, and I was the one who kidnapped
you, locked you in the house, played hide and seek, with

Steph: THE KILLER TELL US THE FUCKING KILLER

John Cena: Oh yeah its

*The*
chainsaw finally hits John Cena in the head

Mandy: Okay that is it

Criminal: We need to find out who killed Ricardo Dylan, and
we need to fast.

Steph: Yeah and my Ulises

Bela: Yeah my Ulies

Criminal: FFS IK

Mandy: Hurt Criminal

Criminal: Claire come here

Claire: Yas

Criminal: I once went to this party with my friends and there
was a drunk slut who was there, was it you or Barbie

Claire: Dunno

*In the*
background there is Mexican soap operas playing

Everyone: JESSICA