Sandy's Gizmo Gadget Land Shop/transcript

[Title card, transitions to Sandy's treedome with loud banging and construction noises in the background, as well as screen shaking]

[Cuts to Sandy building her next invention]

Sandy: "Whoo! My next invention is done! Better put this up, now." [Proceeds to put up said invention, then starts taking a long walk back. Multiple inventions are lined up into this very long hallway]

Sandy: "Hm..." [Pauses for 3 seconds] "This place has felt less spacious by the second... " [3 sec pause] "Just what is causing it though?" [Continues walking for about 5 seconds before finally making it out of the hallway]

Sandy: "If only... Oh hey, the hallway ended!"

[Immediately after she says that, someone knocks on her door]

Sandy: "Coming!" [Runs to door] "Who is it?"

SpongeBob: "Me!"

Sandy: "Ok, 'me,' come right in!" [Opens door]

SpongeBob: "Hi, Sandy!"

[They start walking, Pirate's Opus begins playing]

SpongeBob: "Sandy, I don't wanna be mean, but... this place is kinda just a bit cluttered and erm.. dare I say it... messy."

Sandy: ok boomer

(I'm sorry I had to)

Sandy: "It's fine, SpongeBob, I've kinda had that feeling here lately."

SpongeBob: "Maybe it's all of these inventions you have here. Like this one." [SB points to what looks like a machine that turns nuts into a fluid] "And this one!" [points to what looks two robots with a jump rope in their hands] What about thi- [Sandy interrupts SB by grabbing him by the head]

Sandy: "I'm pretty sure I get it, SpongeBob." [puts SB back down]

SB: "Sorry, Sandy."

[Pirate's Opus ends]

Sandy: "Anyway, I need a way to get rid of this stuff. Half of these machines have newer versions, I'm sure!"

[The Drunken Sailor (a) starts playing]

SpongeBob: "Maybe uhhh... you can graaaab a haaaammerrr an-"

Sandy: "I know where you're going with this, I'm not going to do that."

SpongeBob: "What are you gonna do then?"

Sandy: "Good question."

SpongeBob: "Hey, I have another idea, Sandy!"

Sandy: "I swear, if it involves... Actually, forget what I just said, what is it?"

SpongeBob: "Maybe you could start a shop where you sell your inventions to everyone!"

Sandy: "That's actually a pretty good idea! I'm actually kinda surprised I didn't think of that yet."

SpongeBob: "Wait, wait, wait, I know the name of it too!"

Sandy: "Whaaat is it?"

SpongeBob: "Uhh... erm.."

Sandy: "Come on, you said you knew."

SpongeBob: "Uh, I do! I definitely do, just.. Let me think... Uhhh..."

[Time card, French Narrator: "10 seconds of thinking later... "]

SpongeBob: "Uhh... Sandy's... Gizmo... Gadget.. Land. Shop."

Sandy: "That name's perfect!"

SpongeBob: "Wait, it is? I mean... eh, thank you!"

[The Drunken Sailor (a) ends]

Sandy: "Thanks for the idea, critter! Now, please excuse me as I get my shop set up!"

SpongeBob: "Alright!"

[Bubble transition, zooms into the newly built shop]

Sandy: "Hey, y'all! Come right in to, uh..." [Looks at the sign with the overly long name] "... My shop! Plenty of neat inventions & machines to try out and buy!"

[Patrick walks in]

Patrick: "Hey, Sandy, I just heard a voice talk about machines again! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, VOICE?!"

Sandy: "Uh, Pat, that was *my* voice."

[Pause for 2 seconds]

Patrick: "Oh." [A background fish walks in]

Fish 1: "I'd like a machine!"