Sub Girlfriend Wakes You Up

Sub Girlfriend wakes up her boyfriend while playing Animal Crossing.

## Transcript

No. Hello, daddy. I'm not doing anything. No. No, I- I just couldn't sleep. Mm-hmm. Under the pillow? N- nothing. No, there's nothing under there daddy. No! It's the Nintendo S- it's- it's my Nintendo Switch, daddy. I was playing my Nintendo Switch in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep, and I wanted to talk to someone but you were asleep, so I- I started playing Animal Crossing but all my villagers are asleep too.

Well I- I didn't want to wake you up because I know you're busy tomorrow with work. Mm-hmm. Okay, can- can I save my game please? Thank you daddy. Don't- don't laugh at me! I- I- Yes, I have to save. I just buried a lot of oranges. Mm-hmm. It makes trees daddy, okay? Yeah. I take my orange- {laughing} orange very seriously. Okay?

There. All done. Yes, I would like a cuddle please. No it's- it's okay, you can squeeze me as hard as you want. Mm-hmm! You're not angry with me, are you daddy? Thank you daddy. I don't know why I can't sleep. No. But I don't know. I drank a lot of chocolate almond milk at dinner, and now I wonder if the sugar is keeping me up.

Oh yes, daddy please, please, please stroke my hair. I love you. Daddy! I don't say it every time you stroke my hair. Wait, I don't! No, I'm not that predictable. No, I'm not! You- you're so warm. Daddy, please- daddy? Are you listening to me? {laughing} Please? Can I give you kisses? I- I can't reach you if you hold me this tight.

Oh why- why are you picking on me? Oh fine, I will just kiss you here on the chest then. {kissing} ...Enough? Why? You want me to go to sleep? How can I? Not tired. Just want to talk to you, daddy. You can help me. How? Meditation? Like what? What kind of meditation? Breathing? Breathing work how? Putting your hand over my face? Okay daddy, if that's what you want. Yeah, okay.

{laughing} Oh, yes I'm fine. Yes, daddy. I love you, I love you, I love you. Being here, okay? {kissing} Yes daddy, I am a bit more tired now. Thank you. Daddy, daddy will you read me a story? Oh, please? Please? Me read? No, no I'm too little! Read to you? You're really too tired? Okay. Pass me your book, please.

What is it about? Huh? Secret agent? Daddy, I don't think this is going to be like a bedtime story. Bedtime story for you, maybe! Um, I'm= I'm not used to reading to somebody else daddy, so don't laugh, okay? Don't laugh! Don't laugh!

"Instead, as our fears evolve, so too should the way we respond to them. The best way to manage fear is preparation. It isn't hiding from the things we're afraid of; it's facing them head-on, taking responsibility for our own safety, and giving ourselves the tools and knowledge we need to manage any situation that might come our way. It's about confidence, personal strength and self-sufficiency."

Daddy, this book is not very relaxing for bedtime! No, this is not a cute story. Okay, okay, I'll read a little bit more.

"Being fearless is-" It's a naughty word daddy, can I say it? It is the BS word. The BS word, daddy. Oh, please daddy? Because you wanted me to read your book to you and now you're- I have to read it word-for-word because I have to do an accurate reading for you! I- I'm going to say it. {laughing} ...Fine.

"Being fearless is BS. It isn't possible to live without fear, and it shouldn't be necessary in order for you to live a healthy, successful life. Fear is natural, useful, and it keeps us alive."

Oh daddy, that- oh so riveting, so interesting. Me so tired now! Yeah. It's not a bedtime story, and there are no pictures in it, so I don't care! Oh yes, I do feel tired now. You knew that little hack. You're so smart, daddy. {kssing} Thank you daddy, thank you for taking care of me. I love you so much, daddy. Can- can I put my face in your neck now? Oh, thank you! Thank you! You're the best, daddy. I feel so safe when I'm with you.

## Fun Facts

### Real-World References

* Angelina plays Animal Crossing: New Horizons on the Nintendo Switch.
* The listener was reading *Becoming Bulletproof* by Evy Poumpouras.