Opening/Foghorn and Daffy Begins the Story

*(We open on a beautiful early morning in the outskirts of Paris, France, on an old windmill)*

Thumbelina Parodies Studios presents….

KessieLou’s Bialina

*(We then pan slowly across the French countryside and forests until we see Paris itself. Then in the air of this beautiful city, two birds were flying around happily while humming. He is a male white feathered rooster with a red turkey hairdo, goatee, and three red feathered tail on his rear, a yellow beak and feet, and a brown feathered head. He is Foghorn Leghorn. And the other bird is a black feathered mallard duck with a white ring around his neck, an orange beak and orange legs and feet. He is Daffy Duck. Anyway, as they flew around humming, Foghorn then sang)*

Foghorn: **If you follow your heart**

**You’re sure to fly on magical wings**

**When you follow your heart**

*(They land on a lamppost and noticing us readers, got happy)*

Foghorn: Hello, I say, hello, everyone! And welcome to Paris, France! Who are we, you ask? I am Foghorn Leghorn and this is my best friend Daffy Duck and we're best, I say, best of friends!

Daffy: And lovers of all things beautiful!

*(He and Daffy then flew to a building and into a window of a library attic as Daffy started singing)*

Daffy: **You’re sure to do impossible things**

**If you follow your heart**

**You’re sure to fly on magical wings**

**When you follow your heart**

*(He and Foghorn sigh lovingly)*

Daffy: That is very nice, indeedy! It’s a message, telling you that if you follow your heart and dreams, nothing in impossible!

*(He and Foghorn get themselves cozy on two chairs)*

Foghorn: **You’re sure to do impossible things**

*(Daffy giggles)*

Daffy: I love this song Foghorn and I have sung, as well as our voices!

*(Foghorn and Daffy finishes their song)*

Foghorn and Daffy: **When you follow your heart**

**When you follow your heeeaaaaart**

*(Once finished, Foghorn and Daffy turned to us)*

Daffy: You like that song? *(A short pause)*Goody! I’m glad you did! You wanna know why I believe that nothing is impossible through that song?

*(The camera nods, as if saying yes)*

Foghorn: Okay! We'll be glad to tell a beautiful adventure story, with romance and magic, starring some dear friends of mine, and the two of us!

*(Daffy giggles. Then he and Foghorn got up and scoured his bookshelf)*

Daffy: Let’s see…. What was that book again?

*(He and Foghorn looked at titles such as “Sonic Pan (Version 2),” “Lori Loud in Wonderland,” “Ralphladdin,” “Beauty and the Were-Echidna,” “The Wolf King,” “Rederella,” “The Wizard of Oz (Kairi Version),” and of course, “The Little Pussycat.” Then they spotted a small pink and orange colored book entitled “Bialina”)*

Daffy: Aha! There it is! “Bialina!”

*(He pulls the book out and opened it)*

Foghorn: And like I said, it stars me, Daffy, and our friends. And the title character is not literally named Bialina, no siree! It’s that gal Bia Jetstream.

*(He and Daffy starts the book as we zoom onto the first two pages, showing a couple living happily together at a farm in the French countryside. The man is a British one with brown hair, brown eyes, and wearing a black-and-gray outfit, brown pants, black boots, a red cape, and a matching hunting hat. He is Prince Phillip. And his wife is a British one with glonde-blonde hair, violet eyes, red lips, and is wearing a gold tiara and necklace, a pink dress, and matching pumps. She is Princess Aurora, Phillip’s wife. And with them on the next page comforting the two are a bunch of typical farm animals, a tan furred german shepherd mix, a brown furred dachshund wearing a green short-sleeved shirt and a red baseball cap backwards, and a gold furred Irish setter. The dogs are Charlie B. Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, and Sasha LaFleur)*

Foghorn: (Voice-over, reading) Once upon a time, there lived a nice, but lonely, couple named Prince Phillip and Princess Aurora. For two months since they married, they longed to have children of their own, regardless of having friends in the farm animals and their dogs, Charlie B. Barkin, Sasha La Fleur, and Itchy Itchiford.

*(Then the page turned to show on Page 3, Phillip and Aurora is given a strange-looking golden seed by a white Alicorn princess while Charlie, Itchy, Sasha, and the farm animals watched. The Alicorn has a white coat, pale, light grayish magenta eyes, bleach a light cerulean mane and tail with light turquoise, very light cobalt blue, and pale heliotrope streaks, and a cutie mark that represents a stylied sun. She is Princess Celestia, the Alicorn Princess of Equestria and Fairy Goddess)*

Foghorn: (Voice-over) Then one night, a kind Alicorn princess of the Fairy Kingdom named Celestia, appeared, having heard their prayers and wishes for children, and deciding to grant their wish with a secret agenda of her own, she bestowed a golden seed to them, telling them to grow a magic tulip in the morning and once it’s in bloom, a child will appear.

*(Then we see Page 4 showing an image of Phillip and Aurora growing a tulip from the golden seed in a flower pot while Charlie, Itchy, Sasha, and the farm animals watched in calm amazement)*

Foghorn: (Voice-over) And so, doing what Princess Celestia instructed the next morning, Phillip and Aurora planted and grew the tulip in a pot and it thankfully bloomed like she said.

*(Then we crossfade into the story as Phillip and Aurora watched in calm amazement as the tulip they planted bloomed magically. Even Itchy and the farm animals watched in calm amazement)*

Aurora: It’s beautiful….

Phillip: I wonder what a child we'll have from it.

*(They watched silently. Then, the tulip slowly opened, revealing a tiny. sleeping girl the size of a normal person’s thumb. The girl has long dirty-blonde hair, violet eyes, and wearing a white strapless dress, a gold upper arm bracelet, and brown high-heeled sandals with red straps. Upon seeing her, Phillip and Aurora slowly got impressed)*

Aurora: Wow….

Phillip: A tiny girl….

*(Even Charlie, Itchy, Sasha, and the farm animals smiled softly at this. Then the girl slowly woke up and yawned. Upon seeing Phillip and Aurora, she smiled softly. Then Aurora held her hand out and let the girl climb onto it. As she stood on it, Aurora lifted her hand gently to look at her with Phillip)*

Girl: Hi, Mother and Father.

*(Smiling softly back, Phillip and Aurora and even Charlie, Itchy, Sasha, and the farm animals warmed up to them)*

Phillip: My wife and I can tell you are the most beautiful daughter we have ever seen.

Girl: Thank you. The same with Mother and you.

Aurora: What is your name?

*(The girl introduced herself)*

Girl: My name is Bia. Bianca Jetstream. But everybody calls me "Bia" for short.

Aurora: I love that name.

Phillip: It's cute. Anyway, where did you come from besides that flower?

*(The girl, now revealed to be Bia Jetstream, got confused and shrugged. The residents at Phillip and Aurora’s house got the confused looks and understood)*

Phillip: You don’t know.

Bia: No. Everything from before I woke up in the tulip is all fuzzy, and I don’t even know how I was in the flower….

*(Understanding her answer, Phillip nods)*

Phillip: We hope you’ll remember eventually.

Aurora: And we’ll support you in any way.

*(Bia smiled)*

Bia: Thanks!

*(Aurora then let Bia climb onto the table from her hand after lowering it gently)*

Phillip: Welcome to our family, Bia.

*(Then we crossfade to everyone working on farm chores a few days later. Bia is now wearing a yellow off-the-shoulder hillbilly-themed blouse, a light blue tattered hillbilly-themed skirt and a matching hairbow, similar to Bugs Bunny's hillbilly drag outfit from the "Looney Tunes" cartoon "Hillbilly Hare")*

Foghorn: (Voice-over) Yes siree! Bia Jetstream. She was their pride and joy ever since. And she’s done a lot of things for the past, I say, the past few days, when it comes to cooking and cleaning. Especially to the animals.

*(As Bia finished helping Phillip scrub the water trough, the farm animals then sang)*

Goose: **Who is the girl**

**No bigger than a bumblebee?**

Goat: **Who is the angel**

**With that funny name?**

Cow: **We don’t know where she's from**

**Or how she came to be**

Farm animals: **But happy was the day she came**

Chickens: **Bia Jetstream**

Goat: **She's a funny little squirt**

Chickens: **Bia Jetstream**

Cow: **A tiny angel in her skirt**

Chickens: **Bia Jetstream**

Farm animals: **First she's mending**

**Then baking**

**Pretending she's made things home**

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

*(Later, Bia helped sweep the floors in the barn with Aurora and then watched a hen’s eggs hatch into four chicks)*

Cow: Mooooove over. I can’t see them.

Turkey: (Sarcastically) Excuse me!

*(Then Bia sang)*

Bia: **Who would believe the wonder**

**Of the world I see?**

**Each little minute brings**

**A new surprise**

**There’s only one peculiar thing**

**That bothers me**

**Seems I'm the only one**

**My size**

*(Then later, she helped Phillip and Aurora feed the farm animals)*

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

Goat: **Think of all you save on meals**

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

Turkey: **Maybe if you had high heels**

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

**If you stay here**

**Forever**

**We know that you’ll never**

**Be gone**

Cow: **By gum**

*(Later, Bia helped Aurora bake some pies)*

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

**She's the whisper of a thing**

**Bia Jetstream**

**She's as welcome as a spring**

**Bia Jetstream**

**First she's mending**

**Then baking**

**Pretending she's made things home**

*(Then the farm animals made their animal calls through song and then resumed singing)*

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

**She's always in a fate**

**Bia Jetstream**

Bia: **But I get out in the nick**

*(Later, she helped Phillip and Aurora pick some food from the garden)*

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

**Fortune sometimes**

**Has tricked us**

**But this time it’s picked us a plum**

Bia: **Oh, a plum’s so big**

**And a fig’s so big**

**And they call it a twig**

**But a twig’s so big**

Everyone: **It’s a great big world**

Farm animals: **Bia Jetstream**

**Bia Jetstream**

**Bia Jetstream**

Bia: That’s me!

*(She giggled as she hugged Aurora’s thumb happily while Phillip and Aurora smiled softly and proudly at them along with Charlie, Itchy, Sasha, and the farm animals)*

***Coming up: After being read a story about fairies and the Fairy Kingdom by Phillip and Aurora, Bia wonders if there are such things as fairies. At the same time, she admits her same dream of finding out her true heritage from her mysterious past.***