The Alphabomination

**"The Alphabomination"** is the 2nd episode of Season 1 and the 2nd episode of The Adventures of ABR2006. In this episode, ABR2006 and his friends watch TV, Alex calls the alphabet stupid and then he got kidnapped by Gracekiko.

## Plot

ABR2006, Alex, Finn and Queen JellyGelly are watching Numberblocks on TV, and then Alphabetons goes on that Alex became mad. Applon, Ballon and Cloudon are not very happy when Alex calls them ***"Stupidtons"***. Then the TV gets creepy. Gracekiko kidnaps Alex just for her job. Queen JellyGelly gets scared and tells ABR2006 to turn on the News. ABR2006, Finn and Queen JellyGelly decide to save him. Alex gets trapped in Gracekiko's house, Gracekiko teaches him how to be nice to the alphabet. She decides to turn on the TV with the idea of listening to The Alphabet Song and sing it. Alex is not very happy to hear it. ABR2006 talks with Alex on the phone, Finn hits Peppa Pig with a baseball bat and Queen JellyGelly swings on a vine over three alligators in a swamp. ABR2006, Finn and Queen JellyGelly come into Gracekiko's house and say that they're here to stop Gracekiko from abusing Alex, then, they beat her up, and finally they returned Alex to his house. Alex is very happy to be saved by his friends. Phonicfriends goes on that Alex became angry again.

## Transcript

**Numberblocks 1-5**: [singing]

**Alex**: [laughs] I can see why this is so popular! Look at them!

**TV Voice**: Coming up next on Almeida Junior, it's Alphabetons.

**Alex**: Yay! Alphabet- Wait, what?

**Applon, Ballon and Cloudon**: [singing] *A, B, C, come and play with me!*

**Alex**: No, Stupidtons!

**Applon**: What did you just calls us!?

**Alex**: I've called you Stupidtons because you're stupid, and you know nothing!

**Applon**: And you know what happens when you do it...

**TV Voice**: You called the alphabet stupid, and it's not very nice, you must stay in Gracie Jones' house until you feel better! [evil laughs]

**Alex**: Wait, what!? WHAT!? No, I don't wanna be kidnapped! [Gracekiko kidnaps Alex] No no no no, let me go!

**Queen JellyGelly**: OH NO!!! ALEX HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY GRACEKIKO!!!! QUICK!!! TURN ON THE NEWS!!!

**News Guy**: Breaking News! Alexsacco38 has got kidnapped by a huge baby show fanatic called Gracie Jones' 2nd Channel.

**ABR2006**: [gasps in shock] The news guy's right! Alexsacco38 has got kidnapped! There's something to do! Lets save him!

**Strange Voice**: ABR2006, Finn, Queen JellyGelly!!!

[they open the door of Alex's house]

*Meanwhile...*

**Gracekiko**: Why are you here this time?

**Alex**: I called the alphabet stupid.

**Gracekiko**: Hey! That's not nice!

**Alex**: Why not?

**Gracekiko**: It's very important.

**Gracekiko**: Do you wanna hear the alphabet song and then sing it?

**Alex**: No.

**Gracekiko**: C'mon! It'll be fun!

**Alex**: I think it's not. It's boring.

**Gracekiko**: I'll show you. [turns on TV] Ready? Here we go!

**Female Voice on TV**: [singing] *A, B, C, D, E, F, G...*

**Alex**: OH MY GOD! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!! ABR2006, HELP!!! IT'S THE ALPHABOMINATION!!!!!

**ABR2006**: We're on it!

**Finn**: [hits Peppa with a baseball bat] Die, die, die!!!

[Queen JellyGelly acting like Tarzan]

**Gracekiko**: [singing while Alex is screaming] *Now I know my-* [spoken] What do you want now!?

**ABR2006**: We're here to stop you from abusing Alex!

**Gracekiko**: I was teaching him how to be nice to the alphabet.

**ABR2006**: And now, we're gonna beat you up!

**Gracekiko**: Please don't beat me up, violence doesn't solve anything. [getting beat up] Please, stop!!!

**ABR2006**: Just one more hit to go!

**Alex**: Thank you all for saving me!

**ABR2006**: You're welcome, Alex! Now let's watch TV together!

**TV Voice**: Coming up next on Almeida Junior, it's Phonicfriends.

**Alex**: No, no, no!!!!!!!!!!

## References

1. The body of TV from BFB.
2. Numberblocks 1-5.
3. Alphabetons.
4. Super Mario Bros 2 Overworld (K. K. Slider).
5. Lavender Town from Pokémon.
6. Sprixie Kingdom from Super Mario 3D World.
7. SpongeBob Bikini Bottom News Theme.
8. SpongeBob Time Cards.
9. Super Mario Land Overworld (Thomas the Tank Engine Mashup).
10. Peppa Pig.
11. The Tarzan call.
12. Rock and Roll made by Vyond (a. k. a. Go!Animate).
13. Super Mario World Ending.
14. Phonicfriends.
15. The failure music from The Price is Right.

NO CREDIT TO GRACEKIKO AND PEPPA PIG!!!!!