Suzumi Kawaguchi/Q&A

1. **What is your name?** Kawaguchi Suzumi. Call me Kawaguchi-san, NOT SUZUMI-CHAN, dammit!
2. **What is the meaning of your name and, if applicable, its kanji?** My family name means "mouth of river" and my given name means "the tart flavor of nutmeg".
3. **When is your birthday?** October 10.
4. **What is your blood type?** It was O+ or O-, I don't remember or really care which.
5. **What are is your height and weight?** I am 149 centimeters and 43 kilograms, last time I checked. Don't make fun of me!
6. **Are you human?**Nah, I'm a vampire. OOf f\*\*king course I'm human.
7. **Who do you live or share a dorm with?** Kotani Sakiko-san.
8. **What is your job?** I'm a student at Hatsuharu Academy and... a waitress.
9. **What is your favourite colour?** I like red, the color of a cow's afterbirth.
10. **Your favourite food?** Anything, really, although I love chocolate made by KawaKyandi© chocolate bars, at 666-316...
11. **Your favourite drink?** Strawberry milkshake. I also enjoy coffee.
12. **Favourite animal?**Rabbits are badass.
13. **Favourite subject?** I like Chemistry the best.
14. **Least favourite subject?** Physical Education has no point, in my humble opinion.
15. **Do you romantically love anyone at the moment?** No way. Please stop, you're making me insecure.
16. **Do you sexually love anyone at the moment?**F\*\*k you, I hope your mother gets knocked up by a homeless man and dies of AIDs, peace! \*secretly flips interviewer off\*
17. **Do you like school?** It'd be okay if everyone else weren't so idiotic.
18. **Do you like the school rules?**Nah. Even if they're there, they won't prevent sh\*t. Those idiot delinquents will just rebel against anything you say. "Don't jump off that bridge!" Poof, dead. Hahahahah.
19. **If you were to change something about the school, what would it be?** I wish the people weren't such dumbasses.
20. **Are you in any school clubs?** Yes, the Cooking Club! I'm president, as a matter of fact.
21. **What are your hobbies or obsessions?** Cooking and chocolate bars.
22. **Do you cherish anything?** Cooking and chocolate bars, and my glasses.
23. **Do you cherish anyone?**I hope your dad gets knocked up by a homeless woman and then dies of STDs, thanks! \*blows kisses\*
24. **What is your forte?** Cooking. Haven't you asked me this, like, three times already?
25. **What are your shortcomings?** Being "polite".
26. **What is your most embarrassing memory?** This Q&A session.
27. **Scariest memory?** This Q&A session.
28. **Saddest memory?** This Q&A session.
29. **Happiest memory?** Not this Q&A session.\*flares nostrils intensely\*
30. **How fast are you at running?** Not really that fast.
31. **How fast are you at walking?** Normal, I suppose.
32. **How fast are you at swimming?** I can't swim...
33. **If you could wish for anything, what would it be?** For this Q&A session to be over!
34. **Rain or sun?** The rain.
35. **Mechanical pencils or normal pencils?** The normal ones, it's a real pain in the ass to have to replace lead every 30 seconds.
36. **Indoors or outdoors?** Indoors. The outdoors are dangerous, I really don't see why people like it so much.
37. **What do you eat for breakfast?** I make myself french toast and drink a cup of hot chocolate in winter, but in the summer I go for a glass of cold chocolate milk instead.
38. **Snacks?** Chocolate bars.
39. **Lunch?** I pack seasoned rice and cold soba every day, and sometimes even a few simple sushi rolls, when I have the time. And chocolate bars, of course.
40. **Dinner?** It depends.
41. **Dessert?** Chocolate bars. Sometimes a chocolate bar cake.
42. **Do you believe in the paranormal?** No, that's stupid.
43. **Can you play any instruments?** Not at all.
44. **How do you get to school?** I live there.
45. **How many friends do you have?** One, Sakura-chan.
46. **What sports do you like?** None of them.
47. **What can you cook?** Everything. Not to brag, but I can fry a tarantula in cat pee and have it taste delicious.
48. **What is unforgivable to you?** A lot of things, most prominently this Q&A session.
49. **Do you want to get married when you are older?**I hope your grandparents shag eachother and both die of AIDs.
50. **Do you want to have kids when you are older?**I hope your sibling gets knocked up by a homeless monkey and dies of ebola.