Flight 2647

**Flight 2647** was a commercial aircraft that set off from Port Newton International Airport on an ill-fated flight to Icecrown City, in the Sethian region of Northrend. Its flight plan was significantly altered prior to and in the middle of flight due to heavy storms.

## Events

The flight itself, was an odd one. Due to bizarre instructions from The Captain, no fizzy drinks were allowed to be taken on the plane, resulting in much disappointment from passengers. Likewise, due to budget cuts, the airline was forced to serve intensely flavoured reconsituted military rations as the in flight meal (described as "surprisingly delicious" by passengers brave enough to try), with the snacks being bought from cheap Kanezuelan outlet stores.

### Pre Take Off

The Captain, Scott Johnson, was known for his short temper and ill advised attitude towards women (putting it charitably, which he almost certainly does not deserve). He became particularly enraged and foul tempered when the new trainee co-pilot Juliet Gribble, turned up 35 minutes late. After accosting her for a while, the captain went back to sulking on his own. Jules was given a warning by Marge, a stewardess, about the Captain's lecherous nature and was given a sedative in which to control him should his behaviour get out of hand.

Meanwhile, passengers Leo Thrace, Paxon Bell and Caroline Tracy met while queuing for check-in, and encountered once again in the bar in the departure lounge. Caroline by this point was heavily intoxicated, having been on a three day birthday bender. She then tried to cajole the others into a drinking competition, of which Paxon reluctantly obliged. Leo in particular was made to feel extremely uncomfortable by this, and tried to run away, only to discover shortly after that the three of them were seated together on the plane.

Shortly before boarding was to commence, The Captain attempted lock Jules alone with him inside the cockpit and make his move. Jules wasted no time before punching him square in the face, knocking him clean out. Panicking, Marge helped Jules hide the captain below deck in the baggage hold of the plane. However, this meant that Jules now had to rise to the challenge of flying the plane completely by herself, without the help and supervision of a more experienced pilot. She quickly had to rise up to the role of Captain.

As the passengers boarded the plane, Paxon, Leo and Caroline were seated close by to four other passengers, Sam Jenkins, Devin Phillips and Butch Kutler in front, and Masako Namura behind. Caroline continued to be a drunk nuisance, so Paxon gave her a few sleeping pills, pretending they were uppers, which put Caroline into a deep sleep for the rest of the flight. Sam & Devin began to make awkward small talk, and Butch silently gazed out of the window.

### Whilst Airborne

After takeoff, Paxon and Leo began to hear a strange, muffled shouting and banging coming from somewhere on the plane. They initially suspected this to be coming from the toilet, but were proven wrong when Leo when to barge in to rescue what he thought was a man screaming "let me out", but was in fact an old man sat having a poo happily with the door unlocked. Terrified that the man took his concern for a proposition of anal sex, Leo quickly ran back to his seat.

Paxon was much more curious about the sound, which appeared to be coming from beneath him. He found a seam in the aisle carpet and began to listen in, making out the words "You fucking whore, how dare you lock me down here!". However, he was swiftly stopped from listening further by the stewardess Marge, who sternly reassured him it was just a passengers phone going off below deck and told him to swiftly return to his seat. Unsatisfied, Paxon returned to his seat in time for the in flight meal to be served.

Butch Kutler, massively disappointed with his in flight meal options, decided to sneak into the staff cabin to check if there was anything more appetising on board. While there, he saw Marge head down the hatch into the baggage compartment. Seeing an opportunity to sneak into his luggage for some Kane-O's, he followed her down. To his surprise, he saw Marge involved in a struggle with The Captain down below, just managing to sedate him with a syringe. Butch was unfortunately noticed almost immediately, in a panic, Marge administered the remaining dose from the syringe to Butch, temporarily knocking him out. Hearing the commotion, Paxon decided to sneak down to see what was going on. He managed to watch undetected as Marge attempted to carry Butch's body out of the baggage hold and back to his seat. However, as she came close, he suddenly jumped out at her, and after a brief struggle, hit her with a briefcase. This caused her to fall backwards awkwardly, snapping her neck on a protruding piece of luggage and dying instantly. Shocked, Paxon harriedly hid the three unconscious bodies in the corner of the baggage hold and came back up.

Paxon was accosted by a steward, Brody, who refused to believe Paxons tales of bodies in the baggage hold. Paxon seemed terrified as to why the captain was seemingly unconscious under the deck and as to who was flying the plane. Annoyed, Brody took him to the cockpit to show him Jules, who was flying the plain and acting as captain. Soon after, Butch woke up and joined Paxon in the cabin to complain. An angry Brody threatened to sedate them if they did not return to their seats, and eventually begrudgingly showed them down to the baggage hold, where the bodies of Marge and The Captain had mysteriously disappeared.

Back in the cockpit, a stewardess revealed to Jules that she had moved the bodies while Paxon and Butch were otherwise occupied, promising Jules that everything would be fine and the Captain would likely be blamed for Marge's murder and that he had priors. Downstairs, after an argument, Brody proceeded to tranquilise Butch and Paxon, also serving to wipe their memories of the events that had preceeded, and placed them back down on their seats. The rest of the passengers being unaware of anything going on other than a commotion involving two rowdy passengers who had to be sedated, continued with their business to enjoy the rest of their flight.

While all this was going on, Sam & Devin sat there, wishing they were literally anywhere else, and wondering what awful things they must have done in a past life to end up on this ridiculous clusterfuck of a flight.

## Notable Passengers

* Caroline Tracy
* Butch Kutler
* Masako Namura
* Devin Phillips
* Paxon Bell
* Juliet Gribble
* Leo Thrace
* Sam Jenkins