Penthouse Two/Jamie and Eli

## oh no

your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 06:47, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

Per usual, to everyone who was used to Elijah already, which was no one, beside Emily, Elijah flung to door open like he didn't give a shit about school property, which was accurate, because he didn't. His outfits, like always, were from expensive high-end fashion brands, and there was a pair of beats headphones around his neck as he poked around at things on his HC. The door slammed closed behind him as he walked down the hall. Now everyone knew he was here. Goal accomplished.

me, myself, and I

your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 07:00, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

Living room... kitchen... bedroom... He wasn't hungry, unless some weirdo was creeping around in his bedroom there would be no one to acknowledge his presence... Living room, bingo. He turned towards the living room, entering with an indifferent face but he noticed James immediately. It was slightly relieving, having another councilor kid here. Someone else who might understand his struggles, but right now they barely knew each other. Friendships had to be built first. How do you build friendships again?

me, myself, and I

your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 07:06, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"Elijah," he corrected. "But call me Eli anyway," he sighed, slightly condescending. "James, correct?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 07:11, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

*Chris...?* He raised an eyebrow and maneuvered around the coffee table in the center to sit on the love seat on the other side of the room. "Alright, Jamie."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 07:16, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"To die from an overdose," he responded sarcastically with just a little bit of snark in his tone.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 07:24, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"Thanks, but your assistance isn't required," he snorted, leaning back in the sofa. "But in all seriousness, I just came here to sit, maybe think, but mostly sit."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 07:27, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"Life is dull unless you have pepper," he responded. *For some people, that's exactly what it's about.*

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 07:34, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"Mainly pepper. It's spicier that way."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 10:41, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"It's a bad habit to go to sleep randomly in the middle of the afternoon," he pointed out, definitely condescending this time.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 12:41, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"I'll leave you outside in a dumpster if that helps. If the smell doesn't keep you awake, I don't know what will, but then again... You're probably used to it."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 13:01, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"Lies, I don't snore. I got surgery specifically for that reason."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 13:27, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"What smell? Are you sure that's not you...? And Emily's room intercepts you. Alex sleeps on the other side so..."

me, myself, and I

your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 13:49, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

He scrunched up his nose. "Ew, perfume...? But then again Emily did get that really weird Japanese perfume from like an anime or something..."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 15:30, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

"Too much effort, but if I come across it somewhere I'll remember to do that."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 21:19, July 24, 2017 (UTC)

He just returned the wink with a blank stare of his own, as if it had never happened.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 11:50, July 25, 2017 (UTC)

""Agh, I'm going to be completely straightforward here because building friendship takes too damn long and today, I don't have the patience for it," Eli announced. "Do you want to be my friend?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 13:28, July 25, 2017 (UTC)

"Great. Someone I can actually stand who won't annoy the shit out of me on a daily basis."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 01:53, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

He made a face, puffing his cheeks out as if he had been apart of something and got the unfair end of the deal. "Okay, true, but it's different. Because you can tolerate them. Most of the time."

me, myself, and I

your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:17, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

In his head he was listing all the things he practiced daily like a ritual. *Painting, writing, composing, playing the violin, programming, negotiating...* "Stuff," he simply said.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:27, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Depends, do you want a specific straightforward answer in this friendship?" he remarked.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:40, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"You're infuriating," he muttered, but then he smirked. "I could get used to you."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:49, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

He snorted, "That's why you need an unpredictable partner. Also why I said 'could'."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 03:00, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Exactly, that's why you need to find someone who wholeheartedly believes they are predictable so you can mess with their head and tell them constantly they are unpredictable."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 03:07, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Yes, with an ulterior motive, extremely manipulative. Without the ulterior motive, it's just funny in a sadistic way."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 03:37, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

He chuckled, "That's a good answer. Trust me, I don't do this stuff myself. My mother studies psychology."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 03:49, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Yeah. Never thought Seohun would be a female name to be completely honest so..."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:08, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"That's nice. Guess most of the councilor kids feel the same way, then."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:16, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"It's annoying, from both sides. Automatically your parents expect you to follow in their path or whatever, and then everyone around you gives you some type of standard because you're the child of a council member."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:26, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

*And then eventually, you do.* "I don't know if it ever occurs to them we're human beings too."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:35, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"True," he snorted. "It's like being a walking zoo."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:43, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"I guess it can't be helped... human nature," he sighed.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:48, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

He chuckled, but there was no humor. "Let's not talk about such a depressing topic for now."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:58, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Yes, when I haven't had coffee and I'm more blunt about it."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 05:06, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"I guess?" he said, raising an eyebrow. "I mean, it's something a friend would generally do."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 05:40, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Last time I checked, being a wingman is in the non-existent job description."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 05:53, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Didn't say that, just said it was in the non-existent job description of being a friend."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 05:58, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Such strange people exist in this world... I wonder if it's legal to drown people in holy water."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 06:04, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Easy, your existence."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 12:32, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Instead of falling dead like any normal human being, you say ouch. You must be wearing a bulletproof vest."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 12:41, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Very interesting, very interesting. Guess I just need to shoot more bullets until they penetrate the skin."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 12:59, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Don't underestimate me," he warned.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 13:24, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"I'm not underestimating you though. Just said I need more bullets."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 13:31, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"Thanks, you're very helpful."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 13:42, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"You're a great friend, you know that?" he replied sarcastically.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 14:03, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

"You must be accomplishing a lot of goals them," he snorted, leaning back in the sofa.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 22:18, July 26, 2017 (UTC)

He let out a laugh. "Gotta love the council members."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:29, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"You... completely missed the point of the..." he shook his head, deciding it wasn't worth it. "Nevermind."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:42, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"Stop. If Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs existed in real life, you'd be Dopey."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:00, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"I don't know whether to feel flattered or try to find the insult in that sentence."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:22, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"So either I think egotistically about this or blankly stare at you."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:32, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"So I guess I think egotistically about it then...?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:41, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"You know who you remind me of?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 05:04, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"I was originally going to say that, yes. But now that I think about it, no."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 05:41, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"A moron with no flirting skills."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 11:46, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"No. I just happen to know a certain moron who can't flirt to save a life and you remind me of him."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 12:42, July 27, 2017 (UTC)

"No, I don't flirt with people. It's pointless really and not really worth it unless you're interested in said people."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 01:22, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"No, there are actually people who exist to flirt because they have nothing better to do with their lives."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 01:53, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"Yes, there a multiple reasons for the same action. They are called motives...?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:10, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"Not usually. Just not feeling the whole entire pretend thing today. I'll be more energetic tomorrow."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:20, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"You're much more basic than I expected.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 02:45, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"True, but throwing the rest of us into that boat with you is just cruel. I'm more Gucci than you're whole entire existence."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 03:09, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"And I hate being a councilor kid, so flashy and unnecessary... Your point?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 03:53, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"The general public...?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:04, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"You mean, 'aspire to be us'?"

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OOC: It was a typo -.-
OOC: but i can't pass up the chance to have eli be cheeky XD

your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 04:36, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"Sure... and the world is sailing directly into the sun."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 05:03, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"We're sailing *around* the sun," he corrected him.

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 06:29, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"How cheery," he deadpanned. "And you said I was dull. You're just depressing."

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 06:38, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"Are you sure you weren't talking about yourself?"

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your\_versace\_king
The Radical Royal
Posted on 06:49, July 28, 2017 (UTC)

"You might want to check yourself before you wreck yourself, Jamie."

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