Pokèmon The Series Episode 17

Continued from episode 16.

"Nice" said Gardevoir. "So lets talk about our awesomeness" said Kiawe. Gallade looked at Gardevoir. "Some of them are pretty strange" said Gallade. Gardevoir and Gallade kissed. "I love you" said Gardevoir. "Fuckin awesome" said Lana. "Mind your language" said Greninja. "Before these humans talk, Gardevoir. Did you ever notice flash?" Asked Greninja. "Yes, it is very annoying" said Gardevoir. Greninja looked at the windows and saw a flash. "And one happened now" said Greninja. "I really want it to stop" said Gardevoir. "I know" said Primarina. "Okay now you can continue" said Greninja. Lycanroc is furious but he does not want to get beaten up by Gallade that is why he is not making a move. "Me Kiawe, is a very smart guy." Said Kiawe. "Seriously, that is the dumbest thing a guy can come up with" said Gardevoir. "At least, I tried" said Kiawe. "Yeah" said Gardevoir. "We know that is the best you can do" said Gardevoir. Kiawe got up and abruptly stepped to Gardevoir. "You don't dare make fun of my intelligence" said Kiawe frustrated. "Okay you absurd dummy" said Gardevoir. Gallade and some other pokèmon started laughing at Kiawe. "What" said Kiawe very upset. His face was showing a sad expression. He looked down and walked to his seat. Greninja did not mock Kiawe. "Are you alright?" Asked Greninja. "No, these fuckin jerks keep on acting like bitches. Tell these bastarsds to stop" said Kiawe. "You dare speak like that" said Greninja. "From now on, no swearing" said Greninja. "Pokèmon, please stop laughing. Your making Kiawe sad. We know that he is a dumb baby wit no common sense what so ever but that does not mean our behaviour has to be derogatory towards him so please stop, tears may soon trickle down the eyes if the big baby" said Greninja. "Okay" said Pikachu trying to stop laughing. "I AM NO BABY!!" Shouted Kiawe. "This trip was a big mistake" said Kiawe. Kiawe stomped out to the door and out side. "I am so sorry" said Greninja. "I told you that they had problems" said Gallade. "So, is all of these guys like this" said Gardevoir. "Kind off" said Gallade. "Watch lana. She is even more stupid" said Turtonator. Some pokèmon started to giggle. "Okay, lets calm down" said Greninja.

Outside was Kiawe. He saw a Grey tall pokèmon walk by to the bushes and entering the road. The muscular pokèmon with 4 arms stopped and looked at Kiawe, "What's wrong boy?" Asked Machamp. "I am being made pun of" said Kiawe. "You mean fun" said Machamp. "Whatever" said Kiawe. "So Gardevoir and the others made fun of you" said Machamp. "How to you know" asked Kiawe. "I am a pokèmon" said Machamp. "But How do I become smart" said Kiawe. "When you mean smart, do you mean smart amongst the humans or be intelligent like a pokèmon" said Machamp. "A pokèmon" answered Kiawe. Machamp felt sorry for Kiawe because Kiawe does not know anything. "Sorry but that is dumb. I really feel sorry for your intellect" said Machamp. "Who are you?" Asked Kiawe. "Machamp" answered Machamp. "Wow" said Kiawe. Kiawe was amazed that he met 2 new pokèmon. "You can't be like a Pokèmon, your a human" said Machamp. "Oh, so can I be smart" said Kiawe. "Yes but no matter if your the smartest man, you will still be dumb with pokèmon" said Machamp. "Oh" said Kiawe. "But if I am a smart human, will i be made fun off" said Kiawe. "It is up to the pokèmon because you will still look dumb but they may praise you for being better than other humans" said Machamp. "Okay, I want to be smart human" said Kiawe. "Do you know how to read a book" said Machamp. "Gimme a book" said Kiawe. Machamp gave a thick large book with a square red cover. "What is this?" Asked Kiawe. "Who are you?" Kiawe asked the book. "It is a book, it can't talk" said Machamp. "This is a book" said Kiawe. "Awesome" said Kiawe. "What is his name?" Asked Kiawe. "Read the cover" said Machamp. Machamp is starting to get annoyed. "Err...Thheee quoooooo... Uuuesst ooofff..." Kiawe was seriously stuggling to read. He struggled to say each word. Machamp thought that no wonder they make fun of him. "You know humans" said Machamp. "Yeah" said Kiawe. "Your not the normal humans, you are the dumber ones, actually the dumbest of them" said Machamp. "What!?" Said Kiawe slamming the book on the floor. "Sorry, a super smart humans like a scientist is dumb to a pokèmon but you the dumbest of the dumb. Probably dumb like apes" said Machamp. "What are apes?" Asked Kiawe. "Just forget it" said Machamp. "I bet a doctor will be smarter than those pokèmon" said Kiawe. Machamp face palmed him self. He could not believe how dumb Kiawe is. "You see little dummy. You've got to get this through your thick-as house wall skulls. No human what so ever, the smartest human in the world or what. No matter what. No human can ever I mean ever be intellectually superior to any, i mean any pokèmon. Get it. The smartest human in the entire uniberse is never going to be smarter than a pokèmon get it" said Machamp. "Oh, i get it. That we are butter" said Kiawe. "We eat cleverness, Am i right?" Asked Kiawe. "Justgo inside, i had enough of you" said Machamp. Kiawe went inside but he saw Lana stomp out and sophocles stomp out.

Kiawe went back in. "All the humans spoke and do you feel better?" Asked Greninja. "Yeah, but what is up with those 2?" Asked Kiawe. "It was some problem" said Greninja. Gallde kissed Gardevoir. "They were like you, stomping and being a cry baby" said Pikachu. "I am no baby" said Kiawe. "Lets stop mocking him now" said Greninja. "Okay then" said Pikachu. "Are they always like this?" asked Gardevoir. "Kiawe to be honest, he is weird and is very annoying at times. Kukui's behavior toward Kiawe is derogatory and despite Kiawe's ability to annoy a lot, I still stop Kukui from being rude to this pest." said Greninja. "Okay" said Gardevoir. Lana and Sophocles came in. "So Are you good at fighting?" asked Pikachu. "I can sure, fuck your ass" said Gardevoir. "Please Gardevoir, Can you not swear" said Greninja. "Your way too intelligent to swear" said Greninja. "Yeah." said Pikachu. There was a knocking at the door. "Let me go and check" said Gardevoir. Gardevoir went to the door and opened it. She saw Machamp. "Hello, so far 3 humans stomped out" said Machamp. "Don't worry, those bitches are just fucking babies" said Gardevoir. "Okay" said Machamp. Greninja over heard that and face palmed him self. "What happened?" asked Kiawe. "Nothing" said Greninja. "Gardevoir, you need to talk with respect." said Greninja. "Okay, I will try not to swear" said Gardevoir. "Now lets do some fighting" said Pikachu. "I got a huge frikin garden where you can fight" said Gardevoir. Gallade and Gardevoir went and The rest followed on. Machamp over heard that and thought of a way. Pokémon have more technology than humans of their intellect. Machamp got out his phone and tried to connect to his house. He connected and he made a Tiny small yellow box made from steel come over. It goes by itself and it digs under ground. Machamp ordered it to dig under and pop out in Gardevoir's garden so it did so. All of the group and Gallade's girl friend jumped back seeing a yellow think pop up. Machamp went out. "Can I also fight?" asked Machamp. "Okay" said Gardevoir. "Won't the surrounding die" said Kiawe. "No, Greninja done some genetic engineering to the plants few years ago and he also done something to the atoms in the objects." said Gardevoir. "Also, Before any action. Machamp you have (9999^2Googleplex)+344 IQ and you trained to specialize in a certain thing and then you had to increase your knowledge of other stuff obviously but yeah so why you don't do a job even though you specialized?" asked Greninja. "I just wanted to become the (9999^2Googleplex)+300 or over IQ Pokémon" said Machamp. "Okay" said Greninja. "SO lets fight" said Gardevoir. FLASH! "Not this Dumb white light pissing in my fucking garden" said Gardevoir. "Chill out" said Machamp. "I know the first fight" said Pikachu. "ME and Machamp VS Gardevoir" said Pikachu. "That is no fair" said Gardevoir. "You swore" said Greninja. "Not much people are used to a (9999^2Googleplex)+690 IQ slow doctor telling them not to swear" said Gardevoir. "That is it, I shall fight you" said Greninja. "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" said Kiawe. Every one got ready even Pikachu wanted to fight but he wanted to see Greninja beat Gardevoir up. "Actually, you should fight me Gallade" said Gallade. "Wanna beat my girl, you have got to beat me" said Gallade.

"Okay, Me, Incineroar and Machamp VS You and Gardevoir" said Greninja. "Too scared to fight me alone" said Gallade. "Okay then Me on you" said Greninja. Greninja took out a flask containing a certain green substance. "And new rule. NO CHEMICALS ARE ALLOWED DURING THE FIGHT. SO YOUS SMART GUY PLANNING TO USE SCIENCE TO BEAT Gallade IS NOT ALLOWED" said Gardevoir. "Okay then" said Greninja. Greninja put the flask away. They got in their positions and ready to fight.

The fight started.

To be continued...