Doctor. Transgendero

# [Unkown] A. Traum

"*I think he played fallout 3 once, Every medication tried only makes him say things that end in 'pilled' or 'maxxed' so he can't do his job because his peers will hate him!" -* **The Old One** watching 'antics' befall the world

### Significance

Doctor. Transgendero is a doppleganger of his father, Traum. In no way a serious character he has no personal motivations other than that of "finding furry mommies!" and looking for a sniper rifle to look for said mommies because every time he finds one, he drops the rifle and forgets about it. The doctor has on a few occasions caused at best, a mild nuisance against heros as the giant skeleton robots he constructs are let off their scaffolds and fall in a blaze of fire caused by faulty wiring and trying to feed said robot milk "To grow its bones big and strong" despite the fact that the skeleton is entirely metal and not at all calcium based. He was rendered immortal by thinking that he is still near a black hole so time progresses slower for him and has been terrorizing the plane ever since

### Powers and Weaknesses

#### Powers

Immortality: Has been around since Bearhood's prime, he is over a millennium old.

Firearms expertise: Has slaughtered many rebels with only a sub par sub-machine gun.

Resource pocket: Unexplained backing for copious amounts of resource, it is unknown who funds him.

Intelligence(?): Was hired as a rocket scientist, though never conducted any science

regeneration: Will inexplicably fully recover from any injury, including total annihilation. It is evident that there will always be one Doctor. Transgendero at any given moment, God forbid it's here.

moxie: Calls any superior officer a nerd, and they never do anything about it, he loves his job

Immunity to disease: Has swam in contaminated cooling water with no effects to health

Cardio: Has once ran at 15mph for 8 days around the complex looking for the armory

#### Weaknesses

Seduction: Has been manipulated into opposing favor due to the efforts of a "Furry mommy" can be counteracted by giving him what he wants, however staff thinks it's too weird so we will deal with it

'bullets': When asking for weaknesses in his resume, he claimed 'bullets' being shot in the head proves this true

engineering: All giant skeleton robots he builds end up falling in flame

codec calls: Playing the Metal Gear Solid codec notification will cause him to sprint of said direction and shout for Solid Snake

work: He will not do

object recognition: Will classify most small buildings as gas stations (usually 7/11)

attention span: We once put him at a desk, he started eating the keys

unhinged: Will say the most out of pocket shit, once claimed that his schizophrenic rizz was irresistible

"Rizz": Gets shot for sexually harassing our enemies, this is why we never fired him

false claims: He does not know how to construct explosives, he will try adamantly to convince you. Do not believe that he is 'The Shotgun Surgeon" either. This is not the fallout 3 reference.

### List of Incidents

#### Birth

Dr. Transgendero was born with a science outfit by his mother who was only described as being part of the original League of Assassins. This remains a mystery to all Observer efforts. It seems he was born to cause chaos and be a general shitter.

#### Employment at Ohio Nuclear Testing Facility

If it wasn't bad enough that he lives in such a state, he actually manages to fit in. The facility in which he worked was constantly under attack to his mental detriment because "The furry mommies are there, but my rizz has left me with several bullet wounds." He would continue to attempt to woo them to similar results.

When not slacking to go visit security he would slack and explore restricted chambers of the facility, often swimming in contaminated reactor water, harassing human resources and managers to replace his healthcare with "One free automatic firearm a year (Company choosing) and a furry mommy." (Granted, however he never asked us to actually bring it to him. We await his short attention span once more) , and calling the head of security a "Nerd who cares too much about "' Sodding Trusses "' "

Constantly shouts in the halls "I fucking love my job, this is the best job ever. They pay me 96 a year to hang out with the chill security snipers and man with a purple "Government" over his head (We don't know what that means)

Was 'hanging out' with one of our snipers talking about how it was okay to switch off the best healthcare in the nation and then went "Oh damn" After looking directly into a nuclear explosion. His eyes seemed to have increased in vision sharpness.

##### Incidents Regarding Insurrection

Outside security did not allow his truck full of precious liquid nitrogen in on the grounds that he was a scientist driving a delivery truck, He responded by driving next to insurgents and asking for the location of the "Chaos Insurgency" (Wrong Company) He allowed one insurgent in whom he constantly spoke with about being a clone and enslaved. He knows he's not a clone, and we pay him 96 thousand dollars a year tax free. The insurgent was unfortunately lead poisoned so he could tolerate his constant grieving.

On one occasion he noticed that during period of our lacking personnel, they had all been shot or quite, he could man the entry gates. An "Irresistible furry mommy looked at me with those beautiful eyes." And he had allowed them in, killing tens. Upon reviewing security footage, the driver was indeed a furry, but their head was a television and (she?) was in genuine terror.

During an insurrectionist breach, (Possibly brought on by the Dr. over 'unchill' community grievances.) We had found the Dr. covered in blood, and eating tacos because "It makes him heal faster". He was without medical treatment due to biting the nurse and was fine the next day (Unexplained/Do we have magic tacos?).

Once opened a door that an insurrectionist did not have the appropriate clearance for because "He was chill" The commando killed one of our highschool interns. PR was not negatively impacted as the Dr. scared the journalist so much that she moved to Ethiopia.

Looked across the street, said "Damn they took our gas station (Despite visiting, he still thinks our supplier is a gas station.)" and continued to open doors for insurgents.

Laughed as our security team and militant response fired at each other, called them "incompetent, except for barney, keep opening doors. #BlueShiftSweep (He played half life, nice)"

#### Post Murder Incidents

Dr. Transgendero assumedly murdered security personnel and wore their body armor claiming to be part of the internal security team despite the fact he still wore his lab coat. The security guard he named Barney and the "Really Chill Sniper Guy who likes to hear about me switching benefits" thought it was funny and told him that he was allowed to legally kill people. We had a rocket scientist who specialized in analysis killing our insurgents, he fired in bursts and killed multiple commandos. He called our guns a piece of crap and killed more insurgents, only being stopped when he spoke about wanting furry mommies once again and being shot in the head.

#### After Incident Report

He got up and walked into the nuclear launch site, claiming "Goodbye gentlemen, I'll get those furry mommies in the next life." Our team had improperly calculated the singularity ratio and sent a black hole (And Doctor. Transgendero) into space.

#### Self Report

He actually had never been officially fired, and he kept filing reports in digitally (Unexplained) He was reportedly sent to limbo where the only thing he could do for fun is build boats. Instead of building boats he constructed robots and used them to harass rich people. This is where he got the name, it actually stood for "Transforming the Generation of Zero (point energy)" All attempts from external sources to put him on medication gets said persons to be labeled as "Feds" and are promptly drowned in his pit of grease guns.

##### Recent Report

Doctor. Transgendero has reportedly been plugging people with purposeless tubes and called them cyborgs. He did not sterilze his patients, they all died of necrosis. However he has also created a working machine, It is reportedly invulnerable however such claims are not credible.

### Trivia

God has punished Dr. Transgendero so that he may never achieve his true goals, no matter how close.

He has cried once, it was because plastic explosive he planted on an employee had not gone off. This is most likely the security guard he killed.

He can summon silicon crystals in human blood from a distance of five meters.

He is a bounty registered terrorist, people are afraid to collect it because he still has that gun and snipers cannot kill him.

Spends his entire paycheck on 'furry mommies' it's all used on gas because he can never find them.

Dr. likes to make friends :)

Doctor gained his motivations because he "Wanted to see how it feels to hug someone with physiology that cares too" It is impressive that he knows the word physiology.

Doctor believes that he works for Tony Stark because of how many missiles they own.

Doctor Transgendero will soon burn out, by then he will disintegrate into a lab-coat, leaving two lab coats behind.

Doctor Transgendero was the first in his bloodline to be smited by God.