A Grave Mistake

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Mia: (Singing) Catching babies... and give them hugs... we're soft and cuddly just like Pip and Freddy. Don't worry babies you're safe when we're together. You know we're gonna be friends forever! Mia Kitten tot adventurer, Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Hold my paw let's find adventure. Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Open up your arms and catch a hug!

(All baby animals giggled as a theme song ends)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten"

(Cut to the episode title with a picture of Lucky who is holding a funeral for a baby rooster named Rudy)

Mia: "A Grave Mistake"

[A peaceful night at the Tot-Ville Cemetery, Lucky, Rainbow and Spike are running.]

Lucky: [Panting] "Hurry, Spike And Rainbow. We're gonna be late."

Bobby: [Smacks a skull gavel] "Good evening fellow members of the Morticians Club, I've called this meeting because I have, terrible news." [The Morticians Club reflect on this, just as Lucky takes his seat.] "Oh, no, no, no, no, in this case the terrible news is nothing to be excited about; My father accepted a job as a lifeguard on the S.S. Fun Times Party Cruise." [Bianca plays something on her keyboard.] "And since I can not legally separate from them," [Bianca plays again] "I must move with my suntanned family." [Bianca plays again, and the club reflects on this tragic event.] "Thank you dear friends, but please, dwell not on my misfortune, instead let us focus on more important matters." [Brief moment of silence, and Bertrand clear his throat, trying to get Boris' attention. Boris sees this and plays his piano again.] "Try and keep up, Bianca. More important matters like... Who will replace me as president?"

Everyone: "Gasp."

[Spike makes a bark to Lucky.]

YOU GOT THIS

[Lucky gives an "Oh stop" motion to Spike.]

PSH SHAW

Bobby: "I have however already chosen my successor," [Lucky, Rainbow and Spike get excited.] "I really think she's earned it," [They get more excited.] "so please welcome our new president..." [Lucky gets up] "Rona." [Rona squeals in excitement and goes up to the podium, and Bertrand offers her the gavel.] "Rona, do you accept?"

Rona: "So unexpected, but an honor to bang the, skeleton gavel. That was a haiku I just wrote."

[Bangs the gavel, and there's a moment of silent and Bobby realizes something.]

Bobby: "Bianca."

[Bianca plays her keyboard, and Lucky's heart breaks.]

[Back at the Loud house, Lucky is venting to K.C.]

Lucky: "It's not right that Bertrand picked Haiku to be president over me, she just turned goth last year."

K.C.: "Yeah, and you've been planning funerals since you we're two, it is unfair."

Lucky: "Exactly, thank you."

K.C.: "I think you should stick up for yourself, tomorrow morning tell Bobby that you're interested in the job too, she might listen."

Lucky: "Alright, I'll do it."

[The next day, the Mortician's club is in the schoolyard, Bertrand drawing a chalk line around Boris on the ground, the rest of the club applauds, and Lucky comes up to them.]

Lucky: "Gloomy morning everyone, I have an announcement... I've thought it over and, I too, would like to be considered for president." [The other club members are surprised by this.] "I think I'd do a great job, after all; who stays late to make sure the dissecting forceps are put away? And who thought of our group motto; Keep Calm, and Embalm? And who carried our team in the grave digging competition?"

[The club members agree that Lucky's the one who did all that.]

Rona: "You did."

Dante: "You dug an eight footer."

Bobby: "Yes, Lucky. You've made a good case for yourself. How about this? After school, the club will meet, and we shall put it to a vote."

[Haiku gasps, and Lucky is satisfied. The camera moves to a speaker outside of school.]

Rudy's Dad: [Announcing through speaker.] "Good morning Tot-Ville Elementary, Roder Doodle-Doo here with my baby, your school mascot." [He is in the office with his baby rooster named Rudy.] "Give it up for Rudy the Rooster! Rudy, how about giving the students a good morning cock-a-doodle-doo?"

Rudy: (Weekly Sickly Crows) Cock-A-Doodle-Doo.. [Scene returns to the Mortician's Club outside.]

[The Mortician's Club enters the school as Rudy proceeds to fate.]

[Later, Lucky opens his locker, and Spike and Rainbow goes to their lounge.]

Lucky: "All I need is four votes and I can win this thing, I better do some campaigning. Have a nice sleep, you two." [Closes his locker. The caption "LUCKY for PRESIDENT" appears on screen with Thunder heard in the background. Lucky is then seen with an upside-down Dante.] "Listen Dante, if I win the presidency, I'm planning a field trip to Casket Con."

Dante: "Really? Tickets are so hard to get." [The camera flips, revealing the two on the monkey bars, and that Dante is actually hanging by his arms, and Lucky is the one who's upside-down.] "You've got my vote." [Holds out a hand to shake Lucy's, only to fall off the monkey bars. She then raises her hand up.] "Still got my vote."

[Next, Lucky is in the bathroom with Persephone.]

Lucky: "So, I can guarantee we'll serve funeral potatoes at every meeting. My Dad's recipe is to die for."

[The two finish with their business and come out of the stalls.]

Persephone: "Okay, I'll vote for you."

[They prepare to shake hands, but stop and look at their own hands, remembering where they just were.]

Both: "Wash first."

[Next, Lucky is showing Morpheus a drawing of Mortician's Club capes.]

Morpheus: "Matching capes would be nice, but, I'm still voting for Haiku. Sorry."

Lucky: "But why?"

Morpheus: "She wrote a very beautiful haiku about my pet crow, Thorn." [She holds up Thorn, who squawks.]

Lucky: "But writing a poem doesn't make you a great president. There's a lot more that goes into it."

[Thorn squawks twice in her ear.]

Morpheus: "Thorn is very fond of the Rona."

[Finally, Lucky is with Bianca at the cemetery, with the latter playing scary keyboard music.]

Lucky: "If I'm elected president, I'm gonna move some club money around and buy you a new keyboard."

Bianca: [Plays her keyboard] "That would be amazing, Lucky. But if you're looking for my vote, it's too late. Haiku promised that she'd take the club for a ride in her hearse."

Lucky: "Pfft, it's just her parent's station wagon painted black."

Boris: "Well, what can I tell you."

[Plays his keyboard, Lucy huffs.]

[The next day in the nursery, K.C. - while humming a tune - feeds the baby sloths and gets the soap. Lucky appears.]

Lucky: "Hey, Lincoln."

K.C.: "Hey Lucky. So what'd Bobby say?" [Picks up his books]

Lucky: "We're going to vote tonight."

K.C.: "Hey that's great."

Lucky: "No, it's not great, Rona and I each have three votes, which means Bobby will have to break the tie, and of course she'll choose Rona again."

K.C.: "Ah man, I'm sorry Lucky. At least you gave it your best shot."

Lucky: "I can't give up yet. Rona doesn't know what's best for the club, but I do."

K.C.: "Too bad you don't have one more member who could vote for you." [Lucky smiles, and K.C. knows why.] "I walked right into this one didn't I?"

[Lucky nods]

Bertrand: The results are in, and well, it appears we have a tie. Lucy and Haiku each have three votes. As sitting president, it is my duty to choose the--

K.C.: [Off-screen with a rough voice] Is this the Morticans Club? [The camera cuts to K.C., displaying a gothic puppy look, with piercings, purple makeup and hair dye, a dog collar and a black t-shirt with a skull design at the front. They gasp as she walks in to the scene.]

Lucky: "K.C.? What in Hades handbag are you doing here?"

K.C.: "Oh well, I was hoping to join you guys. I've really taken an interest in death lately."

Freddy: [Sees a snake in a jar and screams] "Argh! A dead snake!" [He hops back and crashes into something. K.C. laughs]

K.C.: "That was an excited scream."

Bianca: "Really, Lucky? Your normie babysitter?"

Lucky: "Why, I'm as surprised as you are!"

Bobby: Very well. As a new member, I supposed he may vote for our current ev-"

K.C.: [Abruptly] "I vote for Lucky, thanks."

Lucky: [Cuts in on-screen, shoves Bobby aside and takes the gavel.] "Oh, wow. Guess that means I won."

[Suspensful music plays as Bianca looks at him with anger, as does Boris, and Haiku.]

[The next day at school, Lucky is walking alone with Spike and Rainbow.]

Lucy: "This is awesome, you two. My first day as president, I can hardly wait to read the opening obituaries."

[Suddenly he hears Rudy's Dad sobbing in the bushes.]

Rudy's Dad: "Why? Why Wh-y-y-y?"

Lucky: "Roder?"

Rudy's Dad: "Oh, uh." [Comes out of the bush] "Morning, Lucky. This bush is where I go when I need a good cry."

Lucky: "What happened?"

Rudy's Dad: [Sniffles] "You know our school mascot and my little morning announcement baby, Rudy the Rooster?" [looks at a locket of him and Rudy.]

Lucky: "With the fractured waddle, the artificial heart, and the gout?"

Rudy's Dad: [Upset] "Yes. He, he, he died yesterday as he really went to the big barn in the sk-y-y-y."

Lucky: "I'm so sorry for your loss Roder." [Puts his hand on his]

Rudy's Dad: "Thank you. I can't believe it was only yesterday my baby boy did this to my wing." [Shows his heavily bandaged wing, and starts wailing.] "I miss him so mu-u-uch!"

Lucky: "You know, the Morticians Club could host a funeral for Rudy, to honor him. I mean, I'm president now and all, I'll bring it up at our meeting tonight."

Rudy's Dad: "Really? That'd be great."

Principal Hugger: [Upset off-screen] "It sure would," [Comes out of the bush in tears.] "I could use some closure."

[Spike starts barking on the spot as Rainbow held Lucky's paw.]

Lucky: "It's settled then. I'll give Ricky the funeral he deserves."

[That night, K.C. is the only one in the cemetery as Lucy enters.]

Lucky: "Hey, where is everyone? I have big news. We're planning Rudy's funeral."

K.C.: "Sorry Lucky, everybody quit."

Lucky: "What?!"

K.C.: "Yeah they left a scroll." [Gives the scroll to Lucy.] "They feel betrayed by you for stealing the presidency."

Lucky: "Well, then you and I will just have to put on Ricky's funeral by ourselves," [Tosses the scroll away, it lands on something, which screams.] "and when they see how beautiful it is, they'll realize that I deserve to be president."

K.C.: "Not sure that's the takeaway here."

Lucky: "Come on," [runs off] "We've got a lot to do."

[He walks off. K.C. runs after him.]

[The caption "THE FUNERAL" appears on a ribbon, with "R.I.P." written on a gravestone. At Rudy's funeral, Lucky has a huge picture and a shrine built to Rudy.]

Lucky: "We did it guys."

Principal Hugger:: [Offscreen; unamused] "Miss Loud, is this some kind of joke?"

[The ice sculpture is melted.]

Lucky: "Gasp, my ice sculpture."

Principal Hugger: "Rudy gave us a lifetime of service, and you honor him by making him look like a giant thumb?"

Lucky: "It looked just like him this morning, I didn't know it'd get this hot today."

Principal Huggins: "You didn't check the weather?" [Walks off in a huff.]

Morpheus: [As he and Dante walk up to Lucky.] "What the heck, Lucy?"

Lucky: "What? Is something wrong with the refreshments?"

Morpheus: [He and Dante open their containers.] "Chicken nuggets?"

Lucky: "Gads!" [Goes to K.C.] "K.C., what happened? I told you explicitly to get popcorn, Rudy's favorite."

K.C.: "The microwave in the teacher's lounge was on the fritz, so I got these instead." [A baby animal eats one]

Lucky: "And it didn't occur to you that serving chicken at a rooster's funeral might be... inappropriate?"

K.C.: [Realizes] "Okay, now I see it."

[Just then, Cheryl clears her throat, she's on the podium.]

Cheryl: "I'd just like to say a few words before we get started, if I may." [She starts to whimper. Offscreen, football sounds can be heard.] "Every mornin' we-- AAH!" [--She gets hit with a football and thrown off the podium.] "I'm okay!"

Lucky: "K.C., I thought you reserved this field!"

K.C.: "You said you were going to!"

[The ball lands near them, and a dog pile consisting of a heap of large football players lands on them.]

Lucky: [Breaks free] "Sigh, this is bad, but I can still turn this around." [He's at the podium.] "My last gift to Rudy will be to send him to the heavens, in this." [Gestures to a giant trebuchet, with Rudy's coffin attached, everyone gasps.] "Finally, he will get to experience the joy of flight."

Cheryl: "A trebuchet?"

[The other audience members don't get it either.]

Lucky: "Time to go home, Sweet Prince." [Winds up the trebuchet] "Fare there well."

[Lucky sets it off, and Rudy gets flung into the air like a football, only to get intercepted and taken away by a passing airliner. The crowd scream.]

Principal Hugger: [Sullen] "Hey, he was supposed to go to the big barn in the sky, but you put him on the Ten A.M. to Cincinnati!?"

[He and Cheryl cry. Lucky sees what she's done and everyone starts booing.]

Lucky: [Mortified] "No, no, no, no, no." [Lucky sees the rest of the Morticians leave.]

Dante: "Ugh, this is atrocious!"

Morpheus: "Just the worst!"

Bianca: "Some funeral."

Lucky: "Wait, don't go!" [He runs up to them.] "Hold on! I'm sorry guys. This funeral was a complete disaster and it's all my fault. It's obvious I'm not the amazing president I'd thought I'd be, and I'm sorry I made Lincoln join the club, it was a cheap trick." [The club grows sympathetic.] "But honestly, the worst part is; Ricky deserved a better goodbye than this." (Wipes His Tears)

[The club members look at each other.]

Rona: "You know Lucky, maybe it's not too late to save this funeral."

[The rest of the club surround Lucky with forgiveness.]

Lucky: "Really?"

Rona: "A president can't do everything herself. We are a club after all. Let's send Rudy off right."

[The caption "THE FUNERAL II" appears on a ribbon, with "R.I.P." written on two gravestones. Dramatic organ music and thunder is heard.]

[We see a crowd of people on the stands. Principal Hugger and Cheryl takes their seats again.]

Principal Hugger: [Aggravated] "Well this better be good."

[Rona passes Rudy's coffin to Lucky.]

Lucky: "Thank you Rona," [in a hushed tone] "for finding Rudy."

Haiku: "No problem. He was just circling the baggage claim at the airport."

[Lucky takes the coffin and goes over to Dante, who's holding a basket tied to several balloons, and puts the coffin in.]

Lucky: "Thank you Dante."

Dante: [For all to hear] "For Ricky! Dusk and it's sweet embrace! It is time!"

[Boris plays his keyboard.]

Bertrand: "Right on cue."

[Persephone releases a cage of crows.]

Lucky: [Whispers to Rona] "I called in a favour for the grand finale."

[Just then, Mia comes in singing as K.C. is playing her acoustic guitar.]

Song: Rudy The Rooster (Song)

Mia: Rudy, Rudy the Rooster.

[Dante lets the basket go, and the crows follow it into the sky.]

♫He was such a, forever booster.

♫Now he's gone and we're feeling blue.

♫But we'll never forget his cock-a-doodle-doo.

[The crows form a heart around the basket as it rises.]

♫Time to let this old bird fly.

♫Come on evreyone, let's tell him, good bye.

[Principal Hugger and Cheryl hug each other crying.]

Principal Hugger: "It's so tasteful."

[The Mortician's Club gather in the podium.]

Lucky: "What a wonderful Mortician's Club group effort." [Takes Rona's hands.] "But it was Rona who really saved the day. You know, I think Bertrand had it right all along. You should be president.

Rona: "Oh, I don't know. How about... Two co-presidents? You and me work together, to make a great team. Uh, that was a haiku I just wrote."

Lucky: "I love it, and I think that's a great idea."

[The two friends hug.]

Mia: Now That's What I Call A Team. (Giggles)

(Then In The Sky, The Words "IN LOVING MEMORY OF CAMRON BOYCE" Appears)

(Fade To Black)

THE END

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