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Corkscrew of Death

Section of the Custis Trail between a bridge over Lee Highway and the curve past an underpass of I-66 in the Lyon Village shopping center in Arlington, VA.

Originally referred to as "S Curve of Death" and sometimes called the "Custis Corkscrew," the name "Corkscrew of Death" has the most common usage in the forum community.

It is noted as a dangerous part of the trail and has been the site of multiple crashes because of the following:

* blind entry onto the trail from North Irving Street
* 2 consecutive downhill hairpin turns
* blind curve just east of the underpass of I-66
* no bailout area (the trail is walled in by fences, concrete walls, and chain-link fencing)
* leaves/debris on the trail
* slick surfaces from any wet or icy weather

## Reference

A corkscrew is a tool for pulling corks out of bottles/containers. While the Corkscrew of Death is not in a true corkscrew (helix) shape, the downward/upward curve between each end does somewhat resemble a corkscrew. The "Death" part is hyperbole.

## Location

Corkscrew of Death can be found here: https://goo.gl/maps/iNYx13uc9uy

## Forum Introduction

* (first use of "Corkscrew of Death") My Morning Commute http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=37685#post37685
* (first use of "S Curve of Death") e-Bikes - Let's talk http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=4925#post4925
* (first use of "Custis Corkscrew") Missed connection http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=66405#post66405

## Links

* "Corkscrew" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corkscrew
Lake Accotink Park Trail

3.8 mile trail that runs around Lake Accotink in Springfield, VA. The trail has portions that are paved asphalt, packed gravel, and natural surfaces.

This trail is part of the Gerry Connolly Cross County Trail.

## Places of Interest

* Lake Accotink
* Carrleigh Parkway Park
* Danbury Forest Community Pool

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Difficult Run Stream Valley Trail
* Queensberry Ave bike route
* Clydesdale Rd bike route

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/LaVcmGdG8FL2

## Links

* "The Gerry Connolly Cross County Trail" Fairfax County Park Authority http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/cct/
* "Lake Accotink Park" Fairfax County Park Authority http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/lake-accotink/
Eisenhower Ave Trail

2.5 mile paved trail that runs from Hensley Park to Eisenhower Circle in southern Alexandria. The west part of the trail is paved asphalt that changes to a wide sidewalk at the bridge over Telegraph Road. The trail is also referred to as Old Cameron Run Trail and Cameron Run Trail.

Plans are being made to extend the trail farther east and connect with US-1 (Patrick Street).

## Places of Interest

* Hensley Park
* Cameron Run Regional Park
* Hoffman Town Center
* Eisenhower Ave Metro
* Eisenhower Circle
* African-American Heritage Memorial Park

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Clermont Connector
* Holmes Run Trail (Alexandria)
* Telegraph Connector
* Holland Ln

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/cfjtfEE7fG62

## Links

* "Bikeways Network" - Local Motion https://www.alexandriava.gov/localmotion/info/default.aspx?id=11546
Northeast Branch Trail

### Trailheads

North: Lake Artemesia Natural AreaSouth: Confluence of NW and NE Branches of Anacostia River

### Governing Body

TBD

3.4 mile paved trail that runs from the confluence of the Northwest Branch and Northeast Branch of the Anacostia River in Prince George's County to the Lake Artemesia Natural Area. It follows along the Northeast Branch of the Anacostia River using one of the levees adjacent to the river.

As a trail in the colorful Anacostia Tributary Trail System, the Northeast Branch Trail uses yellow for its dashed lines.

## Places of Interest

* Riverside Drive Park
* College Park Metro station
* College Park Airport and Museum
* Lake Artemesia Natural Area

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Anacostia River Trail
* Northwest Branch Trail
* Indian Creek Trail
* Paint Branch Trail

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/cGLBD3fJfEm

## Photos

* trail atop a levee
* waters of Northeast Branch
* crossing under Paint Branch Parkway
* trail passing by the runway of College Park Airport
* intersection of Northeast Branch, Indian Creek, and Paint Branch trails
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## Links

* "Anacostia Tributary Trail System" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anacostia\_Tributary\_Trail\_System
* Map of the Anacostia Tributary Trail System http://www.pgparks.com/Assets/Parks+$!26+Recreation/PDF/Maps/Anacostia+Trail+Map+2012.pdf
Garfielf gets indigestion

The episode starts with Garfielf walking to the door, where he sees jon on his computer. Garfielf asks jon to make lasagna with Jon saying that he will not make anymore lasagna for him and that he is trying to download his new Ipad. Garfielf then demands him to go into the kitchen, in which jon does. Garfielf then says that jon spends most of his time on the computer and grabs a baseball bat. With the baseball bat, he smashes the computer in fury.

The lasagna then arrives with jon telling garfielf that the lasagna is ready, much to garfielf's delight. Garfielf starts eating it, but he then drops to the ground, vomiting and saying that the lasagna tasted like a dead donkey's shit and ashes. Jon then comes and tells garfielf he didn't make the lasagna and that he bought it at Olive Garden, much to garfielf's dismay.

Jon then gloats about garfielf's misfortune and says that's what he gets. Light starts erupting from garfielf's body and garfielf is reborn. Garfielf says that he has had enough and says this was the last time jon has humiliated him. Garfielf then emits a loud burp, causing Jon to have breathing difficulties and odie to vomit on the ground. The episode ends with a sonic boom that explodes from the earth's core due to the burp garfielf emited
Sharrows

Road markings that indicate a shared lane for cyclists and drivers.

The commonly used symbol for sharrows consists of a bicycle with 2 chevrons pointing up (forward) on the pavement.

Sharrows are meant to be used on roads where there is not enough lane width for bike lanes. They are sometimes used to guide cyclists by showing them where to position themselves in the lane. A "Cyclists may use full lane" sign may also accompany sharrows to help educate drivers.

## Reference

Sharrows is a word created by combining "share" and "arrows" as they function as a guide for shared use.

## Forum Introduction

* Upcoming Bike/Paving Projects around the County http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=652#post652

## Links

* "Shared lane marking" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shared\_lane\_marking
* "Shared Lane Markings" - National Association of City Transportation Officials http://nacto.org/publication/urban-bikeway-design-guide/bikeway-signing-marking/shared-lane-markings/
Время

Время

**Время** – Элементарная сила, позволяющая владеющему ей контролировать и манипулировать самим Временем.

## Примеры использования

* Замедление хода времени в районе вокруг цели.
* Ускорение хода времени в районе вокруг цели.
* Получение пророчеств.
* Ритуалы.

## Маска Времени

**Маска Времени** - Маска, дающая доступ к Элементу Времени (См. статью).
Red Trail

2.1 mile loop trail that runs around Lake Thoreau in Reston, VA.

This trail is part of the Reston Pathway System.

## Places of Interest

* South Lakes Village Center
* Lake Thoreau
* Purple Beech Recreation Area
* Lake Thoreau Pool

## Cross Trails/Connections

* W&OD Trail
* Reston Parkway Trail
* Turquoise Trail

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/6CFajiFcE292

## Links

* "Red Trail Guide" Reston Association https://www.reston.org/portals/3/2013%20PARKSREC/Red%20Trail%20Guide.pdf
* "Pathways" Reston Association https://www.reston.org/Parks,RecreationEvents/Pathways
Coffeeneuring

A take on randonneuring except with coffee. Coffeeneuring is a relaxed cycling event in which each participating cyclist visits a variety of local coffee shops, orders a coffee (or tea/hot cider/coffee shop type drink), and acquires proof by taking a photo at said coffee shop. This event takes place over several weekends with a trip to a different coffee shop each weekend.

A similar event to coffeeneuring that involves another beverage is called Beerneuring

## Reference

Originates from randonneuring which is a bicycle event where cyclists must ride to a list of specific sites and show proof that they visited every site. The goal is to visit all sites on the list. The beverage coffee replaces "randon" in randonneuring to create coffeeneuring.

## Forum Introduction

* "Non Essential" Rides http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=66003#post66003

## Links

* Randonneuring - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randonneuring
* Coffeeneuring Rules - Chasing Mailboxes http://chasingmailboxes.com/category/coffeeneuring/coffeeneuring-rules/
Garfielf Wikia

Welcome to the page of Garfielf! What is Garfielf? A knockoff video of the famous orange cat Garfield. Since the very first video titled "Garfielf" originally by PilotRedSun on YouTube, it's inspired many spinoff videos!

## Who are we? What are we about?

We are a small community of passionate editors, looking to spread the gospel of Garfielf. What is Garfielf? Garfielf started as a video posted back in 2013, and has since exploded into a series of videos, created by many different talented animators, with an enormous cult following. Below, you can watch the video that started it all. If you're unfamiliar with the series, you may want to start on this page, and continue on from there. We would welcome help and support, including the expansion of stubs and the creation of new articles. Happy editing!
Vasa Ride

Vasa Ride logo from WABA site

(from the WABA website): "WABA’s Vasa Ride, a tribute to the Swedish vasaloppet ski race, is the first organized ride of the year for many area bicyclists. Riders chose from a 16-mile route through DC or a 31- or 59-mile route through the rolling hills of Montgomery County, MD and Washington, DC. All Vasa Ride participants are invited inside the House of Sweden after the ride to celebrate Spring and enjoy the traditional Swedish treat of warm blueberry soup."

## Location

The House of Sweden can be found here: https://goo.gl/maps/7SDPPAoAGqs

## Photos

* Swedish Embassy in SW DC
* pano of the starting area for the Vasa Ride
* start of the Vasa Ride
* crossing the C&O Canal
* passing Glen Echo Park
* outside the House of Sweden
* inside the House of Sweden
* cup of hot blueberry soup
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## Links

* "Vasa Ride" - Washington Area Bicyclist Association http://www.waba.org/events/rides/vasa-ride/
* "VASALOPPET - Ski, Canoe, Run, Bike" - Vasaloppet https://vasaloppet.us/
Bike box

Designated area at an intersection between the stop line and crosswalk where cyclists can queue in front of traffic while the light is red. This allows cyclists to establish their position in the lane and to avoid Right hooks from drivers. The bike box is sometimes painted green and may have a special sensor in the pavement allowing the cyclist to trigger the light.

A bike box can also refer to a storage container used for transporting bicycles.

## Reference

The box refers to the shape of the rectangular area.

## Forum Introduction

* Veitch Street Bike Lane Extravaganzapalooza http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=57599#post57599

## Links

* "Bike Boxes" - National Association of City Transportation Officials http://nacto.org/publication/urban-bikeway-design-guide/intersection-treatments/bike-boxes/
* "Veitch Street bike box painted green" - BeyondDC http://beyonddc.com/log/?p=6029
Potomac Yard Trail

### Trailheads

North: south boundary of Arlington County at Potomac AvenueSouth: Cameron Street in Alexandria near King Street Metro station

### Governing Body

TBD

2.7 mile paved trail that runs from the southern border of Arlington County along Potomac Avenue and Main Line Blvd to the Braddock Road Metro station with a spur heading farther south towards the King Street Metro station.

## Trail History

The Potomac Yard Trail was opened in segments starting in 2011. The final segment was completed in 2015.

## Places of Interest

* Crystal City
* Potomac Yard Park
* Braddock Road Metro station
* King Street Metro station
* Alexandria Union Station

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Potomac Avenue bike lane
* Four Mile Run Trail
* US-1 bridge connector to Old Town Alexandria
* Monroe Street
* Braddock Road bike lanes

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/PmiD1nq2feq

## Links

* "Did you know Potomac Yard in Alexandria has a new trail?" - GreaterGreaterWashington http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/29008/did-you-know-potomac-yard-in-alexandria-has-a-new-trail/
* "The Potomac Avenue Bike Trail in Alexandria" - TheWashCycle http://www.thewashcycle.com/2011/08/the-potomac-avenue-bike-trail-in-alexandria.html
Lubber Run Trail

### Trailheads

North: Lubber Run Community Center in Arlington, VASouth: Arlington Blvd/US-50 service road between N Columbus St and N Edison St in Arlington, VA

### Governing Body

TBD

0.7 mile paved trail that runs from the Lubber Run Community Center to the Arlington Blvd/Route 50 service road in Arlington, VA. It follows along Lubber Run and features a steep climb to reach its southern trailhead.

## Places of Interest

* Lubber Run Community Center
* Lubber Run Amphitheater
* Sligo-Bennington Community Park
* Holy Cross Hospital
* Colt Terrace Neighborhood Park

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Arlington Blvd Trail
* N George Mason Drive sharrows
* N Carlin Springs Rd bike lanes
* N Park Drive

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/y3HLjCVVCXN2

## Links

* "Lubber Run Park" - Parks & Recreation https://parks.arlingtonva.us/locations/lubber-run-park/
Bike to Work Day

Bike to Work Day 2016 logo

(from the BTWD website): "On Friday May 20, 2016 Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association invite you to celebrate bicycling as a clean, fun, and healthy way to get to work. Attend one of 83 pit stops in D.C., MD, and VA to receive refreshments, and be entered into a raffle for bicycles being given away."

## Location

Bike to Work Day has pit stops located around the DC area that can be found here: http://www.biketoworkmetrodc.org/first-time-rider-info/bike-to-work-day-2016-pit-stops

## Photos

* Shirlington pit stop
* East Falls Church pit stop
* Columbia Pike - Penrose pit stop
* rain at the Ballston pit stop
* Ballston pit stop
* Ballston pit stop
* ACME Pie Company giving out free samples
* swag
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## Links

* "BTWD - Bike to Work Day" - Bike to Work Day http://www.biketoworkmetrodc.org/
Tree House Tour de Cookie

Tour de Cookie logo

(from the Tree House website): "We invite cyclists of all ages to join us on Saturday, May 7 for this exciting, fun-filled, and delicious bike ride from one cookie stand to the next. Choose between distances of 12, 26, or 42 miles, and enjoy the scenery and the food! The aim of the event is to raise awareness of child abuse prevention and promote the free services offered by The Tree House, services that provide hope and healing to sexually and physically abused children and neglected children. All proceeds of the Tree House Tour de Cookie benefit The Tree House CAC, enabling us to better serve our clients. It is a wonderful occasion during which individuals, families, and groups can enjoy a day of fun, festivities, philanthropy, and COOKIES!"

## Location

Johns Hopkins University - Montgomery County can be found here: https://goo.gl/maps/U7MFXfaH21x

## Links

* Tour De Cookie - The Tree House http://treehousemd.org/tour-de-cookie
Reston Bicycle Club Century

Reston Bicycle Club logo

(from the Reston Bicycle Club website):

> "The RBC Century for 2016 is being planned to use a route very similar to last year, but the exact route will depend upon final coordination with Loundon County. The much enjoyed Century route last year consisted of one large loop from Hamilton to Round Hill, Hillsboro, Lovettsville, keeping the Taylorstown and Stumptown hills, before returning to Leesburg and Reston Town Center. The Metric route was merged with the century route at the new Old Mill rest stop before returning to Leesburg and Reston Town Center. The Half-Metric route was a different Ashburn route last year."
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## Location

Reston Town Center can be found here: https://goo.gl/maps/DqFoMfCutGF2

## Links

* "2016 Century" - Reston Bicycle Club https://restonbicycleclub.wildapricot.org/event-2175415
* "Century" - Reston Bicycle Club https://restonbicycleclub.wildapricot.org/page-1805062
* Reston Bicycle Club https://restonbicycleclub.wildapricot.org/
Georgetown Branch Trail

4.7 mile trail that runs from downtown Bethesda to Silver Spring. It currently serves as a placeholder for a future extension of the Capital Crescent Trail.

The Georgetown Branch Trail changes from 3.1 miles of gravel on the west side to 1.6 miles of paved/on-street on the east side. At its eastern end are the start of the Silver Spring Green Trail, the Silver Spring Transit Center, and part of the Metropolitan Branch Trail.

## Places of Interest

* Bethesda
* Chevy Chase
* Rock Creek Trestle
* Silver Spring
* Silver Spring Transit Center

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Capital Crescent Trail
* Rock Creek Trail
* 2nd Avenue bike route
* Silver Spring Green Trail
* Metropolitan Branch Trail

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/Qu1TA2EwtYU2

## Links

* The Coalition for the Capital Crescent Trail - http://www.cctrail.org/index.html
Paint Branch Trail

### Trailheads

North: Cherry Hill Road Community Park in College Park, MDSouth: Lake Artemesia Natural Area at intersection with Indian Creek Trail / Northeast Branch Trail

### Governing Body

TBD

3.9 mile paved trail that runs from the Lake Artemesia Natural Area to Cherry Hill Road Community Park in College Park, MD. It follows along Paint Branch.

As a trail in the colorful Anacostia Tributary Trail System, the Paint Branch Trail uses blue for its dashed lines.

## Trail History

On September 24, 2001, an F3 tornado touched down and ravaged parts of College Park. Part of its path crossed the Paint Branch Trail near the Paint Branch Golf Course, and trail users can still see some of the damage to the trees when passing along the western side of the golf course.

## Places of Interest

* Lake Artemesia Natural Area
* University of Maryland
* Paint Branch Golf Course

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Northeast Branch Trail
* Indian Creek Trail
* College Park Trolley Trail

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/QZu2meHE1iN2

## Photos

* trail marker with blue markings at north trailhead
* Lake Artemesia
* tree-covered trail
* area hit by the tornado
* trail with its blue markings
* intersection of Northeast Branch, Indian Creek, and Paint Branch trails
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## Links

* "Anacostia Tributary Trail System" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anacostia\_Tributary\_Trail\_System
* Map of the Anacostia Tributary Trail System http://www.pgparks.com/Assets/Parks+$!26+Recreation/PDF/Maps/Anacostia+Trail+Map+2012.pdf
* "Maryland Tornado" http://www.astro.umd.edu/~white/images/tornado/
Lycranaut

A cyclist wearing lycra clothing.

This term is generally used in a snarky and/or negative way towards cyclists, so being called a lycranaut is not necessarily considered a good thing.

## Reference

The *lycra-* part comes from lycra, a type of clothing material often worn by and associated with cyclists due to its stretch and aerodynamic qualities. The *-naut* part comes from the ancient Greek word *naut* meaning a voyager, farer, or tripper. Thus, a lycranaut is a lycra-wearing voyager.

## Forum Introduction

* Take this, you lycranauts http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=128550#post128550

## Links

* Wiktionary: -naut https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-naut
Garfielf cat 34

***Garfielf cat 34*** (posted July 6, 2014) is a spinoff sequel to the original *Garfielf* video. Posted by user Gazdatronik, it is currently the fourth most-popular sequel, with about 50,000 views. *Garfielf cat 34* follows the same basic formula as the other videos, being a surreal and purposefully poorly-drawn parody of *Garfield* comics.

## Plot

It is morning, and yet Jon has not yet made Garfielf breakfast. An irate Garfielf demands to know where his breakfast is, while accusing Jon of being useless. Jon admits he cannot feed Garfielf because he spent his welfare checks on ceramic tiles. Garfielf is infuriated, and accuses Jon of being a "prolapsed anus". Jon tells Garfielf to relax and presents him with a multivitamin to take in place of food. The infuriated Garfielf lays an epic rant onto Jon in response. Jon, annoyed, refers to Garfielf as a "nasty bastewrd [sic]" and wishes death upon him. This repartee continues for a while. Finally, the hungry Garfielf threatens to fit Odie into the food processor. Jon demands him to stop, but it is too late. An infuriated Jon tells Garfielf he will "James Spader [him] into oblivion". Garfielf flees in Jon's car, then drives the car straight into Jon's house, causing great bodily injury unto Jon.

## Possible meanings or allegories

The video could possibly be an allegory on the treatment of the poor in America. When Jon has no money left from his welfare checks, he cannot buy food for his pets, and is forced to feed them multivitamins from the "doler gernrel poor peple store [sic]".
Ninja

User of a trail in darkness, usually a jogger or pedestrian, clad entirely in black or other dark colors with no reflective gear or lights creating a hazard for themselves and cyclists because they cannot be seen until they are about to be hit.

## Reference

Derives from the legendary ability of medieval Japanese covert warriors of the same name to become invisible.

## Forum Introduction

* New Crosswalk signs http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=1166#post1166

## Links

* "Ninja" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja
Агил

**Агил**, **Существо Света** или **Эджил** - седьмое Стихийное Существо, принявшее форму сокола.

## История

Агил родился из элемента Света, и его Храм Света позже послужил основой для Кузницы Создателей Масок, Экиму и Макуты. Его история в значительной степени неизвестна, но он в какой-то момент времени связался с Экиму и предоставил ему информацию о поисках Тоа, о потере Маски Контроля, Умараке. Позже он появился, когда Теневая Орда атаковала Город Создателей Масок и наблюдал, как Экиму вошел в его храм и превратился в Тоа. Затем Агил дал видение о Умараке, превратившегося в Разрушителя Макуты - он показал Экиму и Тоа, что злодей восстановил части Маски Абсолютной Силы Умарак заметил присутствие Существа.

Агил сопровождал Тоа и Экиму в Черный Кратер, выжидая, когда они остануться одни, во время преследования Умарака. Обычно он сидел на руке Экиму. Он улетел во время битвы с Стихийными Тварями в конце вернулся, чтобы помочь Экиму спасти Тоа от Умарака. Они объединились, чтобы сделать мощный взрыв света, который откинул Умарака и освободил Тоа от теневых сил. В результате Экиму был возвращен в свою первоначальную форму, Агил исчез.

## Информация о наборе

Агил был выпущен в качестве приложения к журналу BIONICLE.
Accotink Stream Valley Trail

### Trailheads

North (north section): US-29/50 - Accotink Creek near Fairfax Circle, VASouth (north section): Lake Accotink Trail in Fairfax, VANorth (south section): Lake Accotink Park in Fairfax, VASouth (south section): Hunter Village Dr near Franconia-Springfield Parkway in West Springfield, VA

### Governing Body

TBD

10.2 total mile trail that runs in between Fairfax Circle, Lake Accotink, and West Springfield. The trail has portions that are paved asphalt, packed gravel, and natural surfaces. The northern and southern segments of this trail are connected by the Lake Accotink Park Trail.

This trail is part of the Gerry Connolly Cross County Trail.

## Places of Interest

* Fairfax Circle
* Gateway Regional Park
* Accotink Stream Valley Park
* Americana Park
* Wakefield Park
* Audrey Moore Recreation Center
* Lake Accotink Park

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Old Lee Highway sharrows and side path
* City of Fairfax Connector Trail via Pickett Road
* King Arthur Road bike route
* Little River Turnpike side path
* Wakefield Park MBT
* Lake Accotink Park Trail
* Franconia-Springfield Parkway Trail

## Location

* The northern section of trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/zzQoNNKjh6J2
* The southern section of trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/xD3sdqR6Ghs

## Links

* "The Gerry Connolly Cross County Trail" Fairfax County Park Authority http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/cct/
Eric Cartman

**Eric Theodore Cartman** better known by his surname **Cartman**,Is the Main Tritagonist of South Park and he appears as a A Secundary

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Chessy Poffs
Terrance & Phillip

### Place of birth

Hell Pass Hospital

He is not Dead lol

## Physical description

### Voiced by

Trey Parker

Deutaragonist on Garfielf Meme Franchise,He is a Egocentric,Psycopath,Sadist,Con Artistic and Fat Kid who Lives in south Park With his Mom Liane Cartman,He appears In These two Videos:Garfielf,But is Eric Cartman and Garfielf Goes to South Park

## History

Cartman is first seen in Garfielf,But is Eric Cartman,in which he is seen to have Customs very similar to Garfielf's Like Tormenting his Owner/Parent or Kicking a Jew to Orbit

Cartman is seen Again In Garfielf Goes to South Park,When Garfielf and Jon acidently Crashes his airplaen and Fall in south park,He is seen With his Friends/Frenemies,In one Part of the Video he seen to Denying an opinion of the Celestial Being Garfielf, Telling him to go out of his house, This Shows either that he has no idea that Garfielf is a God or that he has the same level of Power as him
Indian Creek Trail

### Trailheads

North: intersection of Greenbelt Rd / 57th AveSouth: Lake Artemesia Recreation area at intersection with Paint Branch Trail / Northeast Branch Trail

### Governing Body

TBD

1.3 mile paved trail that runs from the Lake Artemesia Natural Area to Greenbelt Road. It follows along Indian Creek.

As a trail in the colorful Anacostia Tributary Trail System, the Indian Creek Trail uses green for its dashed lines.

## Places of Interest

* Lake Artemesia Natural Area
* Indian Creek Park
* Beltway Plaza Mall

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Paint Branch Trail
* Northeast Branch Trail

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/j8ou28KAo5A2

## Photos

* trail with its green markings
* trail marker at the northern trailhead
* intersection of Northeast Branch, Indian Creek, and Paint Branch trails
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## Links

* "Anacostia Tributary Trail System" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anacostia\_Tributary\_Trail\_System
* Map of the Anacostia Tributary Trail System http://www.pgparks.com/Assets/Parks+$!26+Recreation/PDF/Maps/Anacostia+Trail+Map+2012.pdf
Air Force Challenge Ride

Air Force Association Cycling Classic logo

(from the Air Force Association Cycling Classic website): "We will be using the same route as 2015, and is15km in and around the Pentagon, Crystal City and the Air Force Memorial, closed to traffic. Participants can complete as many laps as they can, for up to 3 hours, either as a Standard Registrant, Corporate Challenge Team or as part of Team Sabre. We will also track the performance of all those participating from our military in the Armed Forces Cycling Challenge as well as the Congressional Challenge. You do not have to start at 7am, as you can check in up to 8am - it just all depends on how many laps you want to complete by 10am."

This ride is open to amateurs and is part of the annual Air Force Association Cycling Classic.

## Location

The starting area can be found here: https://goo.gl/maps/Y6bmY7J3G7D2

## Links

* "Challenge Ride Course" - The Air Force Association Cycling Classic http://www.cyclingclassic.org/challenge-ride-course.html
* The Air Force Association Cycling Classic http://www.cyclingclassic.org/
Costumes List

* Sukezane
* Toragoze

* Namioyagi

* Kogitsunemaru
* Mijinmaru
* Shimazu

* Kiku Ichimonji
* Raikirimaru
* Senji

* Suishishi

* Nikkou
* Kunohe
* Raikirimaru
* Taikokane
* Tsuda

* Goou
* Jouizumi
* Kenshin
* Konotegashiwa
* Kuwana Gou

* Sayo

* Azuki
* Ichigou
* Inaba Gou
* Kousetsu
* Momijigari
* Nukemaru
* Teppougiri

* Kuji
* Sasanuki
* Yukimitsu

* Hakata
* Momijigari

* Ookurikara
* Sayo
* Suijingiri

* Nagashino
* Sasanuki

* Tsuruga
* Yumekiri

* Ishida
* Kamewaritou
* Kashuu
* Kitsunegasaki
* Kogarasumaru
* Kousetsu
* Mitsutada
* Musashi
* Namazuo
* Sayo
* Senji
* Senningiri
* Soboro
* Tsuda
* Tsurumaru
* Type 32
* Uguisumaru
* Yoshimoto

* Tsuruga

* Ima-no-tsurugi
* Kokindenju

* Izumi
* Kiku Ichimonji
* Kitsunegasaki
* Kousetsu
* Shishiou
* Taroubou

* Inaba Gou
* Okadagiri
* Senningiri
* Tenkoumaru
* Tokuzen'in
Pathlete

An ELITE poseur, who rides slow, shoals at lights, and generally blocks access to the path, except during specific, imaginary start and finish lines (known only to the Pathelete) where his or her (always his) primary goal is to display his or her (again always his) supremacy in breaking away

## Reference

Comes from combining the words path (as in bike path) and athlete.

## Forum Introduction

* Strava Rivalry? http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=22624#post22624

## Links

* Urban Dictionary: Pathlete http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pathlete
Anacostia River Trail

2.5 mile paved trail that runs from the confluence of the Northwest Branch and Northeast Branch of the Anacostia River in Prince George's County to US-50 just outside DC.

Additional sections of the trail that will connect farther south along the Anacostia River are under construction. The trail will eventually connect with the Anacostia Riverwalk Trail.

As a trail in the colorful Anacostia Tributary Trail System, the Anacostia River Trail uses orange for its dashed lines.

## Places of Interest

* Bladensburg Waterfront Park
* Colmar Manor Park

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Northeast Branch Trail
* Northwest Branch Trail
* Bladensburg Road
* Kenilworth Ave - MD-201

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/iHvtmLcxKGx

## Photos

* intersection of Northeast Branch, Northwest Branch, and Anacostia River trails
* Baltimore & Ohio Railroad caboose in Bladensburg Waterfront Park
* boardwalk just south of Bladensburg Waterfront Park
* wetlands next to trail
* Anacostia River Trail with its orange markings
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## Links

* "Anacostia Tributary Trail System" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anacostia\_Tributary\_Trail\_System
* Map of the Anacostia Tributary Trail System http://www.pgparks.com/Assets/Parks+$!26+Recreation/PDF/Maps/Anacostia+Trail+Map+2012.pdf
OneEighth Sighting

When a forum user sees, recognizes, and encounters another forum user on the trails.

Originally, this applied to an encounter between any forum member and the forum member OneEighth, but its use later grew to include any fellow forum member. This has resulted in a forum thread spanning thousands of pages.

## Forum Introduction

* OneEighth Sighting http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?636-OneEighth-Sighting
Woonerf

A living street which is designed with pedestrians and cyclists in mind. Drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians share the space, and techniques for traffic calming are used to keep speeds low and promote walking/biking.

## Reference

Woonerf is actually a Dutch word for "living street."

## Forum Introduction

* Tips on getting a rack in Falls Church? http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=50821#post50821

## Links

* "Woonerf" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woonerf
* "6 Places Where Cars, Bikes, and Pedestrians All Share the Road As Equals" - CityLab http://www.citylab.com/cityfixer/2015/03/6-places-where-cars-bikes-and-pedestrians-all-share-the-road-as-equals/388351/
Arlington Fun Ride

Annual community ride using parts of the Arlington Loop that is family-friendly.

(from the event website):

> "This scenic, family-friendly bike ride will give the anticipated 250+ participants a chance to experience the paved, multi-use trails that make up the “Arlington Loop” while enjoying support from rest stops in Crystal City, Columbia Pike, Ballston, and Rosslyn. To ensure the ride is accessible and inclusive of all experience levels, riders may choose to start at any of the 4 rest stops along the loop to complete 16-, 12-, 8-, and 4-mile distances, ending at our Family Fitness Festival at the finish in Crystal City. Optional scavenger hunts will also be offered at each stop for the chance to win raffle entries. There will also be a shorter 3-mile Kidical Mass children’s loop in Crystal City, suitable for riders ages 10 and under. The event is hosted by Phoenix Bikes and supported by Arlington County, local businesses, bike advocates, and other community partners."
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## Location

Crystal City can be found here: https://goo.gl/maps/kgf1uFk1n182

## Links

* Arlington Fun Ride http://www.arlingtonfunride.org/
* Phoenix Bikes http://www.phoenixbikes.org/
Garfielf kills Jon

"Garfielf kills jon" is a first *(actually-)* video made by stalker clear.

## Plot

Garfielf goes angry to Jon to make delicious lasagins now, Jon angers him to Garfielf, he's gonna call('s) kitten exterminators, Garfielf activates Lasaga powers on Jon, by calling the kitten exterminators, so; by the way, outside of the window, Garfielf tries to use Lasaga Powers, and showing the (BEEP!)sound \*color bars\*, Jon finds Garfielf to here, and he's surley going to kill Garfielf without Lasaga Powers, because 'Someone's at the door!" the Kitten-exterminators Man, but the kitty cat has escaped, but Kitten-exterminators Man tells Jon to give the moneiz, but Jon says is no more money, get out of the house or else I'll kill u, but Kitten-exterminators Man says: "Fuk yu!". But Jon kills the Kitten-exterminators Man, to become after dead, but Garfielf tells Jon to put the gun down now, Jon said: "No, Germfield.". Garfielf prepares for some Lasaga powers, and Garfielf said to Jon: "You can't keel me now". Jon goes to die about Garfielf activating Lasaga Powers, but, showing black screen how John is killed. The End of the video showing, thanks.
Snoozes

Snoozes are naturally recurring states of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep, and reduced interactions with surroundings. It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns.

They are restful periods of great laziness, and Garfielf enjoys them and takes them frequently, usually while Jon is preparing Lasaga. Alram clocks are known to end these periods through loud noises.
Difficult Run Stream Valley Trail

### Trailheads

North (north section): Confluence of Difficult Run and Potomac River in McLean, VASouth (north section): W&OD Trail and Difficult Run in Vienna, VANorth (south section): Turquoise Trail near Lake Audubon in Reston, VASouth (south section): Oak Marr Park in Oakton, VA

### Governing Body

TBD

13.8 total mile trail that runs in between McLean, Vienna, Reston, and Oakton. The trail has portions that are paved asphalt, packed gravel, and natural surfaces. The northern and southern segments of this trail are connected by the W&OD Trail and Turquoise Trail.

This trail is part of the Gerry Connolly Cross County Trail.

## Places of Interest

* Great Falls Park
* Difficult Run Stream Valley Park
* Colvin Run Mill
* Wolf Trap Stream Valley Park
* Oak Marr Park

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Ridge Trail
* Carriage Road Trail
* Colvin Run Mill Trail
* W&OD Trail
* Turquoise Trail
* Reston Pathway System
* Jermantown Road side path

## Location

The northern section of trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/qFsq6Wo94Nn
The southern section of trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/cpTudj8zLr72

## Links

* "The Gerry Connolly Cross County Trail" Fairfax County Park Authority http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/cct/
Cat 6

An unofficial, non-sanctioned, underwhelming bike race instigated and sustained by childhood loss, common perniciousness, or bike lust.

Engaging in a Cat 6 race is done by amateurs with competitive spirits in non-racing situations like commuting or casual riding.

## Reference

Comes from USA Cycling racing levels which are called categories or "cats" for short. Categories for road racing range from 1 (most skilled) to 5 (least skilled). A Cat 6 race would be amateur and therefore worse than the least skilled official Cat 5, hence the disparaging name.

## Forum Introduction

* Some Great Cat 6 Racing This Morning http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=6509#post6509

## Links

* USA Cycling Racing Levels https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA\_Cycling#Road
* "Cat 6: Competitive Commuting Turns Bike Rides into Races" - Good https://www.good.is/articles/cat-6-competitive-commuting-turns-bike-rides-into-races
Garfielf Shits Up the Whole House

**Garfielf Shits Up the Whole House** is another video in the *Garfielf* videos, made by Frankodragon1, released on October 12, 2015, and currently has 1,525 views. There is an animated version made by PencilAnimate 1230/ EK Doodles Is Cute, which is unfortunately taken down. Link:

☀https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lBitULRiP0c

## Plot

The video starts with Garfielf saying "Ah, yes.", and that he loves taking massive shits, much to Odie's fright. Jon then says "Garfart, you bad kitty cat!", and tells Garfielf that he shit his bed with his diarrhea. Garfielf replies to Jon that it wasn't him and it was that slobbering thing called a mutt over there, which is Odie, who did it and claims that Odie is drunk, to which Odie is drunk with a red nose. Jon says "Oh, Ho.", and that he knows it was him and explains that he sneaked some kitty laxative in Garfielf's lasaga.

Garfielf then says "So that's why I keep farting all the time.", and that he could really use it to his advantage. He then takes the kitty lax from Jon while calling him nerd and drinks it all. Jon then tells Odie to run for his life as Garfielf is about to shit up the whole house. But it's too late. Jon, Odie, and the house get covered in shit.

Honestly, this is one of the handful of videos that does not involve Garfielf's ungodly lasaga fetish, but rather, it explains and narrates Garfielf's atrocity of a disgusting fetish of taking massive fucking shits.

☀https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN6QfS4fPYY
Garfielf joins the galactic empire

***garfielf joins the galactic empire*** (posted 30 May, 2014) is the second most popular spinoff of the original Garfielf video, with 1.1 million views. It was produced and posted by the user GAY PENIS. In the style of the original video, *garfielf joins the galactic empire* is surreal, humorously badly-drawn, and features auto-generated voice actors.

It is notable that sometime in 2016, the title of the video was changed to "***STOP POSTING THIS SHIT ON FACEBOOK (garfielf joins the galactic empire)***", presumably as a reaction to the video's popularity on social media.

## Plot

Jon asks to speak with Garfielf, which Garfielf agrees to. Jon wishes to know where his dinner meal has gone; Garfielf blames the disappearance of the meal on Odie, Jon's dog. Jon, disbelieving Garfielf, proclaims him as a "mean and bad kittycat." Garfielf wants to "squart" spiders with a "newspapres", to which Jon objects, believing Garfielf will "break the furniture" in the process. Garfielf goes ahead anyway, and, as Jon predicted, breaks some furniture. Jon is furious, as indicated by his ear-splitting screech of "GARRRRRRRFFFFFFIIIELDD"! Garfielf sasses Jon; the angered Jon expresses a wish to put the naughty feline to sleep. Garfielf proceeds to "Tusken raid" the fridge. Jon, in his fury, begins hitting Garfielf, trying to get him out of the fridge. Garfielf will not budge. Jon demands for the "miserable scoundrel" to leave the fridge at once, at which point a Tusken Raider (of *Star Wars* fame) bursts from the fridge and attacks Jon in a flurry of blood and gore.

## References, Allegories, Meanings

-Several references to Star Wars, i.e. "Tusken raiding" the fridge; the Tusken Raider at the end

-A poster on the wall reads "I Shot JR," a reference to the infamous "Who Shot JR?" plotline of the popular 70s/80s show *Dallas*

-Like the original, it is meant to serve as a parody of the formulaic Garfield comic, featuring the following heavily-used elements of that comic: Jon's exasperation with Garfield; Garfield's habit of squishing spiders with newspapers; Garfield liking food
Garfielf deletes Jon's World of Warcraft Account

Garfielf deletes Jon's World of Warcraft Account is a video made by Joao Pedro Nero Pereira.

## Plot

Jon is very happy because he finally leveled up his Death Knight to Level 666 and it took him 7 years to do that. Then Garfielf tells him to stop wasting his life and go make him some Lasaga, Jon tells him he can't right now because he just reached Level 666 and also tells him that he's not intended to stop playing. Garfielf pulls out a gun and tells Jon if he won't make him lasaga, he'll shoot Odie, he finally starts making Garfielf's lasaga. While Jon was gone, Garfielf deletes his account so he can always make lasaga for him. Jon comes back with Garfielf's lasaga and saw his World of Warcraft account deleted, Horrified, he screamed "GARFIELF!!!". Garfielf tries to escape but Jon slammed the door and blocked his way, he scolded him for wasting 7 years of his life and tells Garfielf he's gonna murder him. Suddenly, Garfielf uses his Lasaga Powers and kills Jon, he tries to get out of the house before the FBI comes to investigate but Odie points a gun at him and kills Garfielf.
Garfielf breaks Jon

***Garfielf breaks Jon*** is a popular video in the vein of the original Garfielf video, and focuses on the same characters. Made by "Lycan Jonze," also the creator of *Garfielf: King of the Sunday Funnies*, the video is drawn and written in the same style.

## Plot

Jon approaches "Garfoldi" asking where Odie is, to which Garfielf responds by asserting that Odie is "gone forever." Garfielf's motivation appears to be jealousy, as he further elaborates that with Odie's disappearance, Garfielf is now Jon's only pet. An infuriated Jon rebels, stating that this is the "last straw." Garfielf seems pleased by this, demanding that Jon "show me who you are." A battle ensues, in the style of the great animes, such as Pokemon. The battle is so furious that the house explodes, and words on the screen announce a sequel with the words "To be continued..."
Garfielf Rips Jon's Balls Off

***Garfielf Rips Jon's Balls Off*** is a Garfielf video made by Mr.Rakka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9byR9J6tU

## Plot

Garfielf wants Jon to make him chow, which Jon refused to because he already ate as he was preparing Odie's meal. Garfielf tells Jon that it smells like cat food, Jon tells Garfielf that the food was for Odie and called him a "dumb piece of shit" and a "worthless dung pile of fuck", to which Garfielf threatens to ripped off Jon's ball off, Jon shouts "GORCEFONK" and tells Garfielf that he should not be thinking of doing that, to which Garfielf refused to listen to him and ripped his balls off, killing Jon. Garfielf then serves Odie his deceased owner's ball, to which Odie insults Garfielf and gets shot by him, killing Odie. Since Garfielf had no one left to abuse around the house, he decides to abuse his own digestive system. To which he eats pinekons and grows a tree out of his ass. Jon comes back as a ghost and axe the tree, splitting the top of Garfielf's head, revealing that he has shit for brains. Jon then yells “GARFEELIE” ending the video.
Odie (character)

## Odie

### Aliases

Stupid mutt, Odinator 69000, Odinatron 420000 (In Garfilf acquires the highest form of lasaga), Odinaterminatron 1337000 (In Garfielf Man: The Game)

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Unknown

N/A

## Physical description

### Voiced by

Kidaroo

**Odie** the dog is a character in the *Garfielf* meme video series. His first appearance is a relatively brief cameo in the original video, and since then he has appeared in several of the spinoff sequels. Odie is a dog owned by Jon, and is constantly abused by his fellow pet Garfielf. Odie is based on the original Garfield comics character, Odie, created by Jim Davis.

Odie's voice is Kidaroo from VoiceForge.

## History

Odie is first seen being abused by Garfielf in the original video. Though Jon attempts to stop the abuse, Garfielf proceeds to kick Odie off a table, angering Jon. Odie is not seen in the video after this. In subsequent sequels Odie is seen being subject to other abuses, such as having the disappearance of a dinner meal blamed upon him. According to Garfielf but it's Google Translated in all languages, then back to English, he has the ability to stop time, though has not been shown to use it. It is unknown when he gained this power.

## Personality and temperament

Not much is known about Odie's personality. He does not appear to be very intelligent; in *garfielf joins the galactic empire*, when Odie was accused of eating a dinner meal meant for Jon, the only word he was capable of uttering in his own defense was "Borf." Odie is not often given a chance to display his own personality, interests, likes and dislikes, etc, as his only activity is being abused by Garfielf.

## Legacy

Odie is an icon for poor, abused pets everywhere to look up to, in the hopes that someday they, too, will be freed from the giant orange bastard cat who won't leave them alone. He has a true form called ODINATOR 69000 as shown in this video.

## Quotes

Borf Borf!

Borf Borf Bark Borf

''Bo're Boing Boto Borbit bou Borfpid Mutt!''-*Garfielf but Everyone is Audi*

''BOOOOORF!!!!!''-*Garfielf but Everyone is Audi*
Trollheim Bridge

Referred to as Trollheim, the Trollheim Bridge, and the Trollheim Plank Bridge, it describes a section of the Mount Vernon Trail just south of Roosevelt Island. This section of the trail is composed of wooden planks and becomes treacherously slippery when wet or icy. Virtually all regular cyclists have gone down here at least once and innumerable injuries have been the result.

## Reference

The word "Trollheim" is a compound word composed of:

* "Troll" which is an Internet slang term for a person who purposefully tries to annoy or abuse others online or the act of a troll
* "heim" which is the German/Norwegian equivalent of the English word "home"

Hence, Trollheim means "Troll home" and is found to be very annoying.

## Location

Trollheim Bridge can be found here: https://goo.gl/maps/vxfpz9VnVVT2

## Forum Introduction

* Post pics of your injuries http://bikearlingtonforum.com/showthread.php?p=88189#post88189

## Links

* Heim https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heim
Garfielf Does The Mukbang

"Garfielf Does The Mukbang" is a second video made by CubeMasterPro, posted on January 1 2019.

## Plot

Jon seeing how Garfielf is doing here in a Fine new years day, so Garfielf decided to make a change for the New Years, so he is decided to do what koreans do to get fat, and Jon said how might that be, but Garfielf calls for New Years, it's "Mukbang", but the koreans do it and get billions of dollars, but how Jon is it with the red SSSR flag, but just said: "and we can't do that with you, doing of this south korean mumbo jumbo.", Garfielf haves smelly cute face, said: "News flash,John, i dont give a fuck.", but Jon just kinda said: "It's time for you to pay for your actions". Garfielf said: "Sorry, but gotta juice kid, you catch my drift." one more time and runs away with the bass bossted sound. But Jon said and keeps Garfielf moving it. and said: "Oh no, not this time Graphics feild, im just kidding when i said its time for you to pay for your actions.", and Jon shows to Garfielf the "super dramatic anime finisher move.", and destroys it with how he is dead.