Season 1 Episode 21

***DISCLAMER!!!!:*** This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is the Swap Absolute Power every 5 Minutes Challenge.

## S1:E21 I am a generous god.

### Director

Mia Thompson

Now the story. It is mostly written from Mia's P.O.V.

I woke with this massive headache, which I think was from the L.D. playing country music. I remember Skyler said this challenge would be in the dojo which was a relief. After breakfast, Skyler pulled me, Yaromir, Zane, Joshua, and Danny into the closet. Someone hit their head along the way, but I don't know who. Skyler said that this challenge was Manny's idea alone. He was insane to come up with it. All of the kids in the closet were apparently the only ones who could handle the challenge. I was worried, but then he said what it was. Everyone of us had the ability to use absolute power for 5 minutes each. A massive smirk appeared across Joshua's face and I don't know what he wanted to do with it. We went outside where there was a weird chair covered in gold napkins. Manny said that was the throne and whoever had the power was supposed to sit on it. First up was Danny. He was still holding a grudge against his little sister for stealing his hot wheels car. So, he told the rest of the STORM and BBC to dress up as bulls and try to burn down his little sister's cardboard house with the Prego marinara sauce. So we did. His little sister looked so sad so I gave her a high five. That seemed to make her feel better. Next up was Joshua, who sat on the throne and said he needed like 20 bucks from an ATM. He told Jett to go get it, and he did. Apparently, his ATM machine gave him way too much money so he kicked it. He got arrested but let go because he gave them the money back. Joshua was fired after that. Next up was Zane. He had NO IDEA what to do so he made us all draw the most realistic image of Krompy possible. Let me say. That was super hard especially with the radio in the background talking about how there was some 61 year old who was going to destroy the town with his army of turtles. Next up was Yaromir. My my, Yaromir. He just wanted a can of beans apparently so he got one. I won't judge. Now me, I had a plan. I was going to split up everyone into three groups. One was the poetry group. That had Zane, Joshua and Yaromir. The next was the steal random crap group. That had Jett, Arianna, and Danny. Last group was arson group. That had Madison, Riley and Daniel. The poetry group came up with three roses are red poems. Zane got Roses are red, Violets are blue, that's my purse, I don't know you. Joshua wrote Roses are read, I live in Montana, Florida man accused of attacking girlfriend with a banana. Yaromir also came up with a Florida man one as he jotted down Roses are red, I want to pet chimp, Florida man attacks mom's boyfriend with a Samurai Sword over missing can of Shrimp. The Arson group also burned down somebody's carboard house with Prego sauce again. (That time, it actually worked though.) They also tried to pay for their frozen pizza with a taco after their car burned down. Jett apparently said the thug life was for him, so he went to a CVS and "stole" 5Lbs of baby powder. It was apparently 50% off though so he couldn't resist the deal and paid the cashier the $2.50. Danny went to 5 Walmarts and "stole" over 50 pairs of socks. There also was a 30% discount so he paid for it as well. Arianna just pranked a bunch of 40 year old facebook moms by saying a person with no arms or legs was armed and on the run. This HAD to be the weirdest challenge yet. I like Manny's challenges. But never again. I gave them entertainment but I can't risk someone bribing a police officer with Sprite and Chicken alfredo. I am a generous god for not letting them do that.

Credits to all of the Florida and Ohio men who let me write this episode