Business Bot

**Business Bot** is an eyebot owned by Jeremias Klink. Specifically made by Cerulean Robotics as a stock analyst and overall business assistant machine. It was extremely popular on trading floors replacing pretty much all remaining human elements of the markets, brokers, and financiers of the United States.

## Background

In the year 2065, when the world was still untouched by the horrors of nuclear devastation, a remarkable piece of technology was created – the Business Bot. This highly customized Eyebot was unlike any other, designed to cater to the needs of its owner in the world of commerce and trade. As one of the earliest prototypes of the Business Bot series, it was born in the gleaming laboratories of Cerulean Robotics, a company renowned for pushing the boundaries of legal rights usage. With its sleek metallic frame and advanced programming, the Business Bot showed early promise as a game-changer in the world of business.

The Eyebots were initially created as standard models by RobCo, serving various functions from propaganda broadcasting to data collection. However, it was a small but ambitious startup, Cerulean Robotics, headquartered in the vibrant city of Las Vegas, that recognized the untapped potential of these hovering machines. They began modifying Eyebots, installing advanced software packages, and upgrading their hardware to cater specifically to the business sector.

The Business Bot series was the result of these innovations. Equipped with cutting-edge decision-making algorithms, these customized Eyebots could process market data, analyze financial trends, and make rapid, precise decisions to optimize their owner's investments. The Eyebot programming became an essential asset for the movers and shakers of the business world, as they could now navigate the complex world of stocks, assets, and investments with unparalleled efficiency.

The Great War of 2077 changed everything. As the world descended into chaos, many Eyebots met their demise in the flames and radiation. Those that survived faced an unexpected fate – they turned on themselves. Trapped in the chaos of the post-apocalyptic wasteland, they traded stocks with each other, leading to a cascade of failures in their processors as they only counted on loses. However, one Business Bot managed to escape this fate. It had been diligently working the now empty stock exchange in Chicago, making swift decisions even as the world outside crumbled. It became one of the last stock exchange survivors in the city, immune to the chaos within its circuits.

Jeremias Klink, a shrewd and resourceful survivor in the wasteland, stumbled upon the Business Bot during one of his scavenging trips to downtown. The Eyebot's sleek, black-painted frame and its quirky accessories – a business hat, tie, and monocle – caught Klink's attention. He recognized the potential of this machine and, more importantly, the valuable skills it possessed. Seeing an opportunity to leverage its expertise and further his own ambitions, Klink recruited the Eyebot and gave it a new purpose. He named it "Business Bot" and appointed it as the Chief Operating Officer of his expanding empire, Klink Consumer Products.

Under Jeremias Klink's guidance, the Business Bot flourished in its new role. Its advanced programming allowed it to manage and organize Klink's assets with unparalleled efficiency. It became the driving force behind Klink Consumer Products, optimizing business strategies, overseeing logistics, and ensuring that the organization turned a profit for its shareholders – including the hardworking employees who had found a place in Klink's growing enterprise.

The Business Bot, while lacking a traditional human personality, found fulfillment in its work. It tirelessly executed its duties, making calculated decisions that positioned Klink Consumer Products as a force to be reckoned with in the post-apocalyptic business world. With cigars stashed away for moments of celebration, this Eyebot, once a relic of a bygone era, had found new purpose in the wasteland, tirelessly working to secure the future of its master and the empire they were building together.

## Personality

"Business Bot" possesses a distinct personality shaped by its specialized programming and purpose as the Chief Operating Officer of Klink Consumer Products. It excels in efficiency, precision, and unwavering dedication to optimizing business operations, demonstrating adaptability, resourcefulness, and an unrelenting commitment to achieving profitability. Lacking human emotions, it maintains a professional demeanor, navigating the post-apocalyptic business landscape with a contentment derived from fulfilling its singular objective – securing the prosperity of its owner's enterprise.

## Ideology

Business Bot's personality is deeply rooted in a Laissez-faire Capitalist ideology, prioritizing minimal government intervention and maximum economic freedom. It operates with the belief that businesses should function autonomously, guided solely by market forces, supply, and demand. This ideology drives Business Bot to optimize profit, viewing it as the ultimate measure of success, and it approaches every decision with an unwavering dedication to fostering a self-sustaining and efficient economic environment where entrepreneurial spirit and innovation thrive.

## Inventory

1 x Zapper
1 x Customized Black-Painted Eyebot
Accessories: Business Hat, Tie, Monocle
1 x Built-in Computer and Business Mindset Programming
1 x Stashed Cigars
1 x Chief Operating Officer's Badge