S1E11: "Drunk Apples To Apples"

## Beer(s)

Estrella Damm Daura (Damm S. A.)

Kraken Black Spiced Rum (Prumixo Spirits)

## Notes

* First time shots are introduced
* Features a video after the "Next time on Beer and Board Games" of Andrew Yonda telling the viewers that he will be appearing in episodes again (would turn out to be S1E15: "Drunk Trivial Pursuit - LOTR, Star Wars, Original Version, etc.)
* For the session, all the participants drink gluten-free beer as Brad Knight is coeliac
* First "chug" contest (which resulted in a second round of beer right after the first)
* After being given the topic "Unscrupulous," Matt jokes that they will be playing a game called "Scruples" soon. They end up playing it 50 episodes later (only counting standard episodes) in season 2, episode 32
* This episodes featured many attempts to break apples with heads, many of them surprisingly succeeding

## Running Gags

* "Put your dick away!"
* "Chick-ens!"

## Impressions

**Brad (as Aaron)**: "*I'm n-n-n-n-not gonna n-n-n-n-n-n-not gonna win the game game game!*"

**Sean (as Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hans Gruber)**: "*Schieß das Fenster! Schieß das apfelkuchen!*"

**Matt (as Hans Gruber)**: "*Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.*"

**Matt (as Bruce Willis)**: "*Come to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs.*"

**Sean (as Arnold Schwarzenegger)**: "*Do it now!*"

## Songs

* “It Was a Good Day” (Ice Cube), sung by Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan.
	+ Lyrics: "Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven eleven, seven eleven, even back door Lil Joe!"

* "Crackity Crackity Kraken” (Improvised as "The Ol' Beer and Board Games Jug Band"), sung by Matt Sloan, Aaron Yonda, Brad Knight and Sean Moore.
	+ Lyrics [Shortened]: "Crakeeeeen! Crackity crackity crackity crackity crackeeen!"

## Nicknames

List any time one of the cast is referred to by a nickname, so it can then be added to their bio.

* Dylan Brogan - "Dick-Lick"
* Matt Sloan - "Sloany Boy"

## Memorable Quotes

**Sean**: "*Well actually, I don't know what unscrupulous means.*"

**Matt**: [Picking up card] "*Reading a book hands down*" [To Sean] "*That's a funny one for you to lay down.*"
**Sean**: "*I've never read a book before! I wanna know what it's like!*"

**Matt**: [Puts up Wu-Tang hand sign] "*Wu-Tang!*"

**Brad (as Aaron)**: "*I'm n-n-n-n-not gonna n-n-n-n-n-n-not gonna win the game game game!*"
**Matt**: "*When we asked you to participate in this it was our understanding that you would be funny.*"

**Matt (as epic voiced man)**: "*The black crack! You must journey to it to find... the runes! Go to the black crack! Seek out the "Lost One"! He will show you the magical portal to the fairy realm!*"
**Aaron**: "*The lo-, I have to find the lost one who's in the black crack who will give me the portal to the fairy realm*"
**Matt (as epic voiced man)**: "*Yes*"
**Aaron**: "*That sounds like a euphemism for gay sex*"
**Matt**: "*Take off your shirt*"
**Aaron**: "*Santa?*"
**Matt**: "*Chick-ens!*"

**Matt**: "*You f-, Oh you- you fucking great guy! You fucking friend!*"

**Brad**: "*That looked fake.*"
**Sean**: "*Hey, my boner's not fake!*"

**Matt**: "*PUT YOUR DICK AWAY! PUT IT AWAY!*"
**Sean**: "*Your dick- your neighbours definitely think we're filming a porno in here.*"

**Sean**: "*An apple a day in the pants keeps... The man away.*"
**Matt**: [Sarcastic] "*Good one Sean. Another timeless quip!*"

**Brad**: "*I am sabotaging this project. You can't use any of this! Wheeeeewww!*"

## Audience Interactions

* *[Not implemented at the time of recording]*