Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto

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**Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps** is the series reboot premiere of re-booted Epic Rap Battle Parodies and the first episode of Season 1. This battle features the famous animator and founder of Disneyland, Walt Disney, rapping against the acclaimed video game designer of Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto. It was released on August 21st, 2020.

## Cast

### Rappers

* Skitzy as Walt Disney (body actor)
* Swizkii as Walt Disney (voice actor)
* YDGeon as Shigeru Miyamoto (body actor)
* J. as Shigeru Miyamoto (voice actor)

### Cameos

* An animation of Mickey Mouse
* An animation of Donald Duck

## Lyrics

### **Walt Disney:**

All aboard! It's the man who needs no fairy dust to sprinkle,

'Cause he's always fly compared to nerds addicted to pachinkos!

But you took a different game of chance and gambled to diss me.

You really came to dance? Please, you can't waltz through Disney!

I gave birth to animation, while your sense of innovation's

Just some gimmicks that would trickle to Xbox and Playstation!

But of course, your first creations surely took imagination,

Just not yours is what I'm saying; tell me, who's Link's inspiration?

I made dreams into scenes; you're lucky to be a boss,

Taking naps while your dad slept your way to the top!

Now you're fallen in the hole of Illumination's hurdles!

You'd be Lucky if you stole the show like Universal!

### **Shigeru Miyamoto:**

With all that lung cancer, I'm surprised you didn't choke

But let's reverse the roles, 'cause this time, you're getting smoked!

Let's-a go! It's-a-Mi...yamoto with the dope flow!

My verse got more one-ups than mushroom risotto!

You made childhood dreams about prices!

Your rapping skills are like your live-action films: lifeless!

My touchscreens redefined what gaming allowed

While you tried to get touchy with some Songs of the South!

Even with the coins you must have, for you, it's game over!

You only hammed your business 'cause you didn't like kosher.

### **Walt Disney:**

You're incompetent! Dropped the console wars, no confidence,

Unstoppable, our bombs are still the top of the box office!

I was spreading joy to children when the whole world seemed dark!

I got rhymes so sick they'd make a wish for my park!

And those baseless, racist claims are nothing but some rumors!

But if we're talking hatred, well then, all your fans are tumors!

A bunch of smelly losers stirring up some Reddit strife!

Plus, it'd only take a Peach to bring their magic broom to life! (Hah!)

### **Shigeru Miyamoto:**

Spreading joy to kids? I'd be calling you a liar,

'Cause you ruin child actors, even worse than Dan Schneider!

You'll be seeing Stars like Fox, but this one you'll never own,

So get on your knees and give my Wii some motion control!

### **Walt Disney:**

In your country, they don't even recognize you when they see ya!

While I've been a global legend since you suckled Mamma Miya!

You'd scare your company, pretend that you're their holy God

So obsessed with your games, you treat your workers like Pokémon!

### **Shigeru Miyamoto:**

When the industry blew over, guess who blew on the cartridge

But you never gave me credit? Guess I am the better artist!

While I'll be known for saving gaming's crash and burn,

You'll be known for making monsters, like Beast and John Lasseter!

You only got your label rich by ripping fables!

I've been fatal with creative hacks since I've been flipping tables!

Call the mouse of yours Key, 'cause you couldn't serve a Mic,

But I'm pretty sure that Disney must be used to getting iced!

## Trivia

### **General**

* This is both YDGeon's and J.'s first appearance in Epic Rap Battle Parodies.
* This is the premiere of the 3rd season for not being a Nathan vs Justin battle, the first being Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto and the second being Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers followed by Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez.
* This is the second battle to feature Shigeru Miyamoto, the first being Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto.

### **Production**

* This battle was released on Nathan Provost's birthday.

### **Errors**

* At 0:08, there is a masking error in Miyamoto's left hand.
* At 0:23 Disney's right hand goes over the helm.
* At 1:28, Disney's hair glitches.