Gabe Read

**Gabriel Phoenix "Gabe" Read** (born April 15, 2006) has been a cast member since S.1 Ep.7. He has also been impersonated once by Jack Kelley.

### Impressions

* Adolf Hitler
* Alf Landon
* Alvaro Figueroa
* Amber Heard
* Chris Dodd
* DaBaby
* Dan Quayle
* Estes Kefauver
* Eugene V. Debs
* Fred Hampton
* Genghis Khan
* George Dewey
* Hans Niemann
* Kamala Harris
* Mark Antony
* Mike Gravel
* Prince Harry
* Volodymyr Zelenskyy
* Winnie the Pooh

### Characters

* Adolphus Hitlerus Cillallthejewus
* Boyle
* Cocka Jew
* Doug the Dog
* Dr. Pepper
* FBI Agent
* Gaybriel
* Joseph Williams
* Judge
* Keith
* The Mentally Disabled Caterpillar
* Orphan's Mother
* Scott Bensley
* Terrorist

### JWKGS Episodes

* S.1 Ep.7
	+ Vice Presidential Debate (as Kamala Harris)
* S.1 Ep.9
	+ Politicians Sing Silver Bells (as Kamala Harris)
* S.2 Ep.1
	+ Donald Trump Press Conference (as Cocka Jew)
	+ RyanPush.gov Ad (as himself)
	+ The Gay Guys Ep. 1: Breado Gets Penetrated (as Gaybriel)
* S.2 Ep.2
	+ Joe Biden Inauguration (as Cocka Jew & Dan Quayle & Kamala Harris)
	+ The Gay Guys Ep. 2: El Compensato Returns (as Gaybriel)
* S.2 Ep.3
	+ Mr. Kelley's Neighborhood - Pets (as Doug the Dog)
	+ 5:17 News (as Cocka Jew)
	+ Celebrity Jeopardy (as Adolphus Hitlerus Cillallthejewus)
* S.2 Ep.4
	+ The Guy Guys Ep. 3: El Lesbiano Fucking Dies (as Gaybriel)
	+ 5:17 News (as Cocka Jew)
* S.2 Ep.5
	+ Mr. Kelley's Neighborhood - Anniversaries (as Doug the Dog)
	+ 5:17 News (as Kamala Harris & Cocka Jew)
	+ The Gay Guys Ep. 4: Oh No, Phil Is Gone (as Gaybriel)
	+ Joe Biden Press Conference (as Cocka Jew)
	+ Alvaro's Cooking Show (as Alvaro Figueroa)
	+ Political Jeopardy (as Mark Antony)
* S.2 Ep.6
	+ Mr. Kelley's Neighborhood - The Closet (as Doug the Dog & The Mentally Disabled Caterpillar)
	+ 5:17 News (as Cocka Jew)
	+ Multi-Season Cult (as himself)
	+ Celebrity Jeopardy (as Winnih the Pooh)
	+ 2008 Democratic Debate (as Chris Dodd & Mike Gravel)
* S.2 Ep.7
	+ Mr. Kelley's Neighborhood - Halloween 2 (as The Mentally Disabled Caterpillar)
	+ 5:17 News (as Dr. Pepper)
	+ The Gay Guys Ep. 0: No Consento (as Gaybriel)
	+ Dick-Up Ad (as Scott Bensley)
	+ Nixon & Hitler Ep. 1 (as Adolf Hitler)
	+ A Joe Biden Carol (as Kamala Harris)
* S.3 Ep.1
	+ Celebrity Jeopardy (as Genghis Khan)
* S.3 Ep.2
	+ The JackWK Gaming Office (as himself)
	+ 5:17 News (as Amber Heard & Cocka Jew)
	+ Lawyer Ad (as Judge)
	+ Mr. Kelley's Neighborhood (as Doug the Dog)
	+ Four Guys at a Table (as himself)
	+ The Alabama Family (as Joseph Williams)
	+ 1936 Presidential Debate (as Alf Landon)
* S.3 Ep.3
	+ Mr. Kelley's Neighborhood - Cocaine (as Doug the Dog & FBI Agent)
	+ 5:17 News (as himself & Cocka Jew)
	+ Triple K Ad (as Keith)
	+ The Queen's FUNeral (as Prince Harry)
	+ 1956 Vice Presidential Debate (as Estes Kefauver)
	+ Celebrity Jeopardy (as Hans Niemann & DaBaby)
* S.4 Ep.1
	+ Kamala Harris On Classified Documents (as Kamala Harris)
	+ Steve Harvey's New Game Show (as Boyle)
	+ Dan Quayle On Classified Documents (as Dan Quayle)
	+ Celebrity Jeopardy (as Fred Hampton)
	+ 1912 Presidential Debate (as Eugene V. Debs)
* S.4 Ep.2
	+ State of the Union 2023 (as Kamala Harris)
	+ Auschwitz Travel Ad (as himself)
	+ King Charles-Zelenskyy (as Volodymyr Zelenskyy)
	+ The JackWK Gaming Office - Black History Month (as himself)
* S.4 Ep.3
	+ Mr. Kelley's Neighborhood - Abortion (as Doug the Dog & The Mentally Disabled Caterpiller)
	+ 5:17 News (as himself)
	+ Is It Cake: Home Edition Ad
	+ The Sitcom Where Nobody Knows It Is A Sitcom
	+ Dateline NBC (as Terrorist & Orphan's Mother)
	+ 1900 Democratic Debate (as George Dewey)

### JWKGGS Episodes

* JWKGGS S.1 Ep.1
	+ Hoedown
	+ If You Know What I Mean
	+ Superheroes
	+ Multiple Personalities
	+ Dead Bodies
	+ Scenes from a Hat
* JWKGGS S.1 Ep.2
	+ Infomercial
	+ Number of Words
	+ Dating Show
	+ Hats
	+ Scenes from a Hat
* JWKGGS S.1 Ep.3
	+ Superheroes
	+ Hats
	+ Hoedown
	+ Dead Bodies
	+ Scenes from a Hat
	+ Multiple Personalities

### Impersonated

* Jack Kelley
	+ S.3 Ep.1
		- CannibalsOnly.net Ad

### Gallery

Season 2 Title CardSeason 3 Title CardJack Kelley as Gabe Read