Cow Town

**"…No, I don’t want to die from my own troll!."**
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 Established
Jelly (November 4 2020 - December 31 2020; January 25 2021 - March 7 2021)
 History
 Preceded by
 Succeeded by

**New Cow Town**, or **Cow Town** is the titular town of the Cow Town series and former focus of the series before it was abandoned for Bee Town following Jelly starting the domino effect leading to Crainer and Slogo leaving.

## Names

Cow Town had many different names throughout its appearances, with Cow Town being the last one.

**Slime City -** The very first name for Cow Town, named by Jelly before Slogo and Crainer joined the world.

**Chicken Town -** When Slogo hacked into the world, he was upset at the name Slime City and renamed it to Chicken Town, but Villagers still lived there.

**Turtle Town -** The name after Chicken Town, after majority of the villagers seemingly disappeared Sea Turtles became the main inhabitants.

**Crainer City -** The name after Crainer took control of Turtle Town.

**(New) Cow Town -** Crainer massacred all the sheep, totalling to well over 300 casualties before replacing them with Cows, which were the main inhabitants until everyone left to Bee Town. Apparently Jelly said that all the cows died, but this is never seen on screen.

## Inhabitants

**Jelly -** The first inhabitant that wasn't an NPC, also the creator of the server and by extension founder of the town, though not the creator of the village itself. Jelly ruled Cow Town from November 4 2020 to December 31 2021, when Crainer took over and renamed Turtle Town to Crainer City, and ruled again from January 25 2021 (when he blew up Crainer’s base and Crainer indirectly gave up control) to March 7 2021, when the Builder made Mayor Cheese the mayor. Jelly had the most extravagant trolls, as well as the most ludicrous and thought out ones.

**Slogo -** Slogo apparently hacked into the server after Jelly created it, and moved into Slime City, building a smaller base next to Jelly's. He never had control, however, but he did have the most destructive and influential trolls, causing the end of Bee Town and the abandonment of Cow Town starting with his Jungle Troll.

**Crainer -** The third and last player to joining the town, unlike Slogo who hacked his way in, Crainer was invited by Jelly. Crainer had control for 26 days as discussed before, but was overthrown by Jelly. Crainer had the most vengeful and on occasions secret trolls, but was as a result subject to the most severe trolls, causing him to rebuild his house so many times he ended up making his house a bunker.

**Cows -** Cows are the main species that live in Cow Town, and were present when the three left. Cows were present in the outskirts, but were forcefully moved in by Crainer after the fall of Crainer City.

**Sheep -** For a little bit, yellow Sheep and some white sheep dominated the town, placed by Crainer, in a part of his coup. He later killed all the sheep due to annoyance and replaced them with Cows.

**Turtles -** Turtles inhabited the town’s nearby shores before Sheep and Cows. Nothing really happened to the turtles, they just stayed in the area they were present in, but their appearances in the later Cow Town episodes went down.

**Villagers -** Villagers are the first inhabitants of the town, before Jelly discovered it and named it Slime City. It is unknown what happened to the Villagers, most likely they left or stayed in homes more as they were never seen attacked or raided by anyone, or maybe just became harder to find due to the increasing animal population.

## Geography

The geography of Cow Town may seem bland at first, lakes and an oak biome, but in the outskirts are extreme hill mountains (where Jelly built his TNT cannons), dark oak, swamps and birch. Lakes are all over the place in all shapes and sizes and patches of sand are spotted nearby. In the final days of Cow Town, jungles swept the area in Slogo's destructive troll, meaning that jungles are nearby too.

## History

### November

Jelly started his initially solo Minecraft world nearby a humble village. Like all players, he looted a blacksmith and declared himself 'king' (based on the sign of his first house) of the village now named *Slime City*. Slogo then hacked into Jelly's world and built himself a smaller house while breaking into Jelly's house. Jelly then invited Crainer to stop Slogo, but Crainer instead burned some of Jelly's house down after Jelly gave him a dirt 'starter house', resulting in Jelly flooding Crainer's house and Jelly barricading Josh's door with obsidian. Josh then hid his diamond and poured lava over Crainer's house to 'stop the water', resulting in Crainer building a secret base under Jelly's home before Jelly's house was turned into dirt, resulting in Crainer arresting Josh's house and Jelly coming up with a plan to steal (their) diamonds, which would become the infamous Tax Office. Crainer could only put two of the three required weekly diamonds in the chest, before Slogo deposited one diamond in the chest and made it seem like he paid three diamonds. And as stated in the terms, if you didn't pay three diamonds by the time the week ends, your house will be burnt down and you will be forced to move out. As a result, Crainer's house was burned down the second timer as Jelly collected the three diamonds and built himself a new house, forcing Crainer to rebuild his house again.

### December

Slogo uncovered that Jelly was the one behind the Tax Office fraud, and as a result, sabotaged the office with a TNT chest, blowing up Jelly's front door when triggered. He also put dirt spelling 'LOL' (an inside joke for a troll or diamond bust) in the chest, being the first instance of its usage. This resulted in Jelly crafting the idea for a troll that was legitimate, before blowing up their house when they proceeded to the next page. This damaged Crainer's property and completely destroyed and burnt down Slogo's wooden base, lacking behind in technology. Crainer retaliated by putting numerous campfires under Jelly's base, annoying Jelly into sending Crainer onto a troll scavenger hunt after stealing Crainer's diamonds in his secret base (his diamonds were stored in the attic) . Slogo then set up two gifts for the two, containing one diamond each, before Crainer hijacked Jelly's gift by replacing the diamond with dirt prior to him going on Jelly's scavenger hunt. Crainer's troll resulted in Jelly stealing Slogo's diamonds before beginning his quest to beat the game. Slogo built a castle in response with security at the entrance. Crainer then turned Jelly's home from stone brick to yellow wool. Jelly reverted it back to stone, but Jelly trolled Slogo instead by flooding his castle. Slogo then set up a troll fire safety test that would be a fail before burning some of Jelly's roof down. Crainer decided to use his sheep in his Jelly troll by sending the swarm of them to Turtle Town in what would become the Crainer Coup. Crainer made his flag objectively the best a while after his flag burnt down to show his power, and he built a fence around Turtle Town. He then replaced the entrance sign from *'Turtle Town'* to *'Crainer City'*, starting Crainer's control over Crainer City.

The flag of Cow Town from March 24 2021, designed by the Builder.The map of Cow Town two days after Jelly's return to power (i.e. January 27 2021).