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Attack Episode 96

Yaniv Fituci

James Haffner

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> "I'm a sophisticated mother fucker!"
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The Attack episode 96 aired on 23 October 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

The show was again sponsored by Draft Kings.

Alex did 50 backflips, but they were off camera and Milynn didn't believe it happened. Alex roped the whole staff into trying to convince her, but she was right to not believe it. Alex's pants came off and stayed off for the rest of the show.

Alex held an auxiliary cable to Liz's ring and it played Third Eye Blind. Milynn's ring played classical music. Alex's pinky ring played the Buffalo Bill scene from Silence of the Lambs.

Green Light District featured:

* Super Arcade Football
* WinterTide
* Call Me Skyfish (which was already off of Steam Greenlight by the time the show aired)
* For King and Coinage
* EVA Infinity
* Tether 3D

Los was extremely sexist during this segment.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Halo 5 preorders may have a corrupt file
* Nike making self-tying shoes like in Back To The Future
* Western Digital purchased SanDisk for $19 Billion
* Halo 5 will possibly be on PC

#### In Depth

* PS4 Pro teased
* Contest to develop a game about the threat of nuclear war
* Youtube forcing Youtube creators to sign on to Youtube Red or their videos will be made private.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and they streambombed **Crimsonnn**.
Attack Episode 290

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> "Checking my cup.... not there. OK let's go!"
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The Attack episode 290 aired on 16 August 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin showed off her Russian accent again.

Based on a Pile video, Corrado stopped by the set to tell a bad joke and slide on the ground. His legs got all bendy, he was almost hit by a train, and narrowly escaped being blown up by a nuclear bomb, only to be killed by an anvil dropping on him.

The show was sponsored by Crunchroll Expo.

The Winner of the Web was a glitched out alien from Destiny 2 that kept rolling around on the ground. An alien named Erond 6 (Josh) stopped by the set, apparently injured from a spaceship crash. When Alex left to get help, he showed just how big a jerk he is! Alex returned with a doctor (Jeremy), but when they left again, Erond 6 continued to insult Erin. Erond left in peace, but Erin destroyed his ship with a well-kicked football.

An episode of Battlegrounds Boot Camp called "How to Snipe" was played.

This Was A Thing featured the board game Crossfire (and its sweet 90's commercial). Alex and Erin played a match live on stream, but Alex cheated as usual. Then he unveiled Joe Corea's latest creation, a life-sized Crossfire arena with tennis ball cannons! Erin won the match, and Alex was punished by becoming the puck! Erin and Joe shot Alex a bunch and it was great.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Nick discussed the trouble he had with the smoke machine again.
Attack Episode 277

Joey Thimian

Mike Rotondo

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> "Joey's been too agressive with his butt."
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The Attack episode 277 aired on 17 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin said a bad pun and danced off screen to ragtime music. Alex did her one better by saying a bad pun, crashing a cymbal, blowing a whistle, honking a horn, and heelying off screen to ragtime music.

After a Pile video showing someone hiding in a bush in PUBG, Erin talked about her distrust of bushes. A shot was fired off screen and Nick was discovered dead! Erin blamed a nearby bush and not the sketchy burglar holding a gun (Josh) right next to it. The burglar explained the gun was for starting races. A policeman (Jeremy) came by to investigate, but Erin's fears proved justified when he was shot dead with a bow and arrow by the bush! Yaniv came by in jogging clothes asking if someone had started a race!

Sarah Atwood Sarine appeared in a skit as a shall we say very strict mother who didn't want her kid to watch The Attack.

Alex and Erin thanked subs and answered a TPOTSWIC question. BTS shenanigans ensued while the set was turned over.

The Start Tank featured:

* The Old Man and the Lake
* Slothin' Around
* You Don't Know The Half Of It: Fins Of The Father

After more BTS, taping resumed and Alex stared seductively into the camera for an uncomfortable amount of time. Then he and Erin announced that they (along with Joey and Nick) would be attempting to defeat the first boss of Dark Souls III using only their butts, a feat they'd previously failed at Attack on Twitchcon 2016 and in Episode 208.

Alex and Erin thanked more subs and donors while the set was turned over, and Joey took the BTS cam out to the office, where Mike and Yaniv lovingly intertwined their legs. It was glorious.

The Attack On Dark Souls III began, and if you're a TV viewer reading this, they totally beat the boss on the first try and not at all on the 7th one!

The air date for D|XP episode 1.01 was announced as August 14th!

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 86

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> "That tastes like if the chips and dip platter from Abraham Lincoln's funeral still existed."
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The Attack episode 86 aired on 30 Sep 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea. There were once again several donation comments making fun of Alex's teeth.

Alex showed the finalists for the hoodie design competition.

Kevin told the story of breaking his finger while giving Ke$ha a hug in Hawaii. Yes, that's a real sentence.

Alex got Kevin some presents since he'd been gone so long, but they were all unusable with his broken finger: boxing gloves, hand puppets, and Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5. Kevin broke the game, Tony Hawk style.

Alex showed footage from his date with a Mac Pro.
Alex discovered that any two-word phrase entered into DeviantArt will have furry porn on the front page of the results.

Kevin and Alex sampled some terrible sodas that were prepared for the upcoming donation incentive: at each $50 they would have to drink a whole bottle of such sodas as Ranch Dressing, Buffalo Wing, and Bacon and Chocolate.

Alan Henry from Lifehacker appeared via Skype to talk new Google gadgets.

After a short break for technical difficulties the show proceeded with The Rundown. Blythe discussed:

* The CEO of Gamestop said he believes physical copies of games won't ever go out of fashion and won't be selling any game bundles that include a download
* Tesla released info about the Model X
* nVidia is releasing a game streaming service

TPOTSWIC ensued, and then Blythe and Liz chugged some nasty drank. Liz in particular took it like a CHAMP. They streambombed **Deadmau5**.
Attack Episode 201

Mike Rotondo

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> "Can we fire the Vice President of the company?"
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The Attack episode 201 aired on 7 October 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Saige Ryan.

A seamless transition from FAQ Boy Friday to The Attack was attempted, but it didn't go so well.

Alex introduced a new member of the team to call out subs, Subasaurus (voiced by Yaniv)! Subasaurus's whole family is dead.

A clip of Jason's shaving and Corrado's escape from shaving from the previous episode was played, followed by a look at the #Cowardo tag on Twitter as a result. Alex said that he and Corrado would have a competition to see who got their hair shaved today, but Corrado gave up and allowed them to shave him. Joey's sister Tori, who is a professional hair stylist, was on hand to do the job. The style of Corrado's hair was left up to a vote among the viewers.

Mike came by and said that the best thing about being heavy is breaking things, like a glass table, the Titanic, and the Hindenburg.

The results of the vote were in, and since the top two were so close, they were combined: cul-de-sac and troll doll!

After a strange 7-11 commercial played in The Pile, Saige asked Alex if he wanted to get some coffee, and lo and behold, there was a 7-11 in the Attack studio - complete with bleeding homeless guy (Mike). Alex tried to get away from the bit, but Saige held him at gunpoint and poured coffee down his shirt.

The show was sponsored by Dollar Shave Club.

Nice Assets featured video edits by **Effi Zim (Transpegers)** and **Jason\_Woot**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and Corrado's blindfold was removed, much to his horror!
Attack Episode 109

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> "This could've been prevented! You old hag! WHY?"
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The Attack episode 109 aired on 4 December 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex played footage of himself working as a PA on DJ Khalid's famous "Another One" inspirational video.

Evanne is a cyborg; she has a bar in her ribs.

Alex showed footage from the Video Game Awards.

An old lady threw a snowball and caused an avalanche.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Shaq Fu remake is happening
* Telltale making a Batman game in 2016
* Rocket League coming to Xbox One, but no cross-platform play
* Nintendo won't abandon Wii U when NX (Swtich) comes out

#### In Depth

* Nintendo NX (later called the Switch)
* the Video Game Awards
* Psychonauts 2 crowdfunding

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC. Evanne and Alex discussed their trip to the Video Game Awards.
Attack Episode 145

Alyssa Dahlstedt

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> "Alyssa, how would you describe your musk?"
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The Attack episode 145 aired on 28 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea, Evanne Friedmann, and Alyssa Dahlstedt.

Alyssa punched Alex as per tradition.

Evanne and Alyssa had a staring contest! Alyssa won, mostly due to her advanced technique.

Kevin came by the set and said that they needed $500,000 by the end of the show or this would be the last one! Alex frantically tried to come up with ways to save the show, but came up short.

Then a flier hit him in the face for Der Dancen Gauntlet, a dance competition in Germany at the end of the show with a prize of $500,000! They switched to a "Twitch stream" of a guy explaining Der Dancen Gauntlet. Alyssa volunteered to be their dancer.

In The Rundown, they discussed the top 4 Oculus Rift launch titles:

* Eve Valkyrie
* Lucky's Tale
* Windlands
* Adrift

The show was sponsored about 3D Robotics. They showed footage they shot with the drone 3DR gave them. Then they sent the drone up to the roof and caught Corrado dressed in drag and Yaniv praying to a picture of Kanye West. Both fell off the roof, and we discovered there are actually at least 3 Yanivs!

TPOTSWIC followed.

It was finally time for Der Dancen Gauntlet. Alyssa ran to Germany to compete and she won! They couldn't fit the novelty check in Kevin's wallet and the whole thing was ruined.
Attack Episode 16

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> "It's like look, I'm on a bus, I'm walking to my seat, I'm walking to my seat, I'm OH MY GOD!!!"
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The Attack episode 16 aired on March 25, 2016. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

The donation/sub incentive was again punching Alex in the face with a boxing glove for every sub or $5 pledge on Patreon.

Female arm wrestling, Shower WIth Your Dad Simulator, and the new 3DS were discussed.

In The Rundown, they discussed:

* Razer making a VR headset
* New PS4 firmware adding lots of new features
* YouTube revamping live streaming
* Amazon angry at slow pace of FAA drone approval
Attack Episode 259

Jason Explains Sports

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> "You re-killed Bob Ross!"
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The Attack episode 259 aired on 29 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex showed the Destiny 2 teaser trailer. He commented on how there was a tweet to tease the teaser trailer which teases the trailer which teases the game. Then he teased a joke, then delayed it to Q3 2018 just like a AAA title.

Alex then played a video of people freaking out over what they thought was an alien invasion. Erin talked about how she believes aliens visit us above the 405 in LA.
The team cut the audio from the UFO video into the Destiny 2 trailer.

Another Pile video showed a French guy dancing in front of two Scottish royal guards until he was shouted down by one of them. Then their brogue was translated into several languages.

Alex gave Erin another geography pop quiz, but this time they competed against each other and selected their answers by shooting a map with a paintball gun. The ghost of Bob Ross (Yaniv) was on hand to administer "encouragement" to the person who lost each round.

Jason explained sports.

Hot n' Streamy featured high-quality jokes written by Erin, and also:

* **Last\_Grey\_Wolf**, who got run over by a boat in Battlegrounds
* **GiantWaffle**, who got super scared by an in-game explosion
* **Gmart**, who learned the hard way that you can't repin a grenade

Yaniv and Corrado died of laughter at Erin's jokes. Several times.

Alex and Erin thanked **FaustusBob** for LDIOTT board games and peanuts, **Nd3batman f**or a capture card and a camera monitor, and an anonymous donor for a jigsaw. "What? This isn't a puzzle!"

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and they announced that in lieu of regular Thursday programming, the staff was taking a fun day off and would IRL stream it tomorrow!
Attack Episode 120

Blythe Wiedemann

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> "I don't know if I'm OK."
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The Attack episode 120 aired on 15 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex announced the upcoming Orbyt Play marathon!

The show was again sponsored by Loot Crate.

Alex recapped the AvEPvPHD2k16 match from the previous episode and teased the grand finale: a first-person shooter simulation. The stunt included an obstacle where Kevin shot airsoft pellets at goo-filled balloons suspended overhead. That'll become important later....

Evanne showed off some sexy(?) poses, and then reminded us all that she was the Rose Queen.

Alex talked about the times when he and Evanne had terrible arguments and he threw shrimp at her. Each time Yaniv was so distraught that he dropped his meatball.

While Evanne cleaned the shrimp off of herself, Alex prepared for his AvEPvPHD2k16 run. Near the beginning, as Alex approached the balloon obstacle, Kevin shot at a balloon and the pellet bounced off the balloon and hit Evanne right in the eye. Alex continued the course, but Evanne was hurt pretty badly and went to tend to her injury. Kevin pretty much beat the shit out of Alex for the remainder of the course.

While the show was put back together, Alex talked about how he accidentally left the Tenga Eggs from last episode on the roof of his car.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* The Division closed beta starts Jan 28th
* Kickstarters raised over $133 million
* Amazon Prime users get a 20% discount on game preorders

#### In Depth

* ESPN getting an eSports division

Kevin came back and said Evanne was OK and declared her the winner of AvEPvPHD2k16! "But she didn't even run the course!" "So she didn't lose!"

TPOTSWIC followed, sorta. Chat insisted Kevin run the course in Evanne's place, and because he felt bad he agreed. Kevin was disqualified because he didn't hit the button at the end with his hand, so the end of AvEPvPHD2k16 was pushed to the next week.
Attack Episode 192

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> "That's like a weird law of physics: it always goes back to Hitler."
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The Attack episode 192 aired on 7 September 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Hayli Metter.

Alex played a Pile video called "Attack of the Fish," though he wondered why NBC Universal hadn't pulled that one down too! Then he discussed the problems with the YouTube video of the last episode.

Hayli and Alex discussed awkward handshakes.

Alex had Corrado demo some of the games he's been developing for the Vive, like "Hide and Sneak Upstairs Without Your Dad Seeing You" and "Waiting for Your Dad to be Proud Of You Simulator."

In The Rundown, Kevin joined Alex and Hayli to discuss new announcements from Apple and Sony. The discussion was derailed by a sub train and Kevin chasing Alex with a can of duster.

The show was sponsored by DX Racer. The show closed out with a race through an obstacle course between a DX Racer and a regular office chair. Hayli jumped the flaming "Lumbar Canyon" with the help of some green screen shenanigans.
Attack Episode 287

Rachael King

Yaniv Fituci

Coral Frederick

Corrado Caretto

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> "Hogwash and poppycock!"
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The Attack episode 287 aired on 9 August 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex announced the Snappy Awards. Members of the Discord community were asked to send Alex snapchats in 3 different categories: Best Video Game Impression, Best Review of The Attack, and Best Overall. The nominees for Best Video Game Impression were **HinataLover92**, **ShannonCR**, and **CMNickGaming**, with CMNickGaming taking the award! Alan brought out the trophy, and Alex replaced it with a grenade to get rid of him.

After a Pile video, Blark the puppet returned to the show and intruded on the production. He repeatedly shot Jason with a crossbow and nearly killed Rachael and her baby with an explosive chair. Unfortunately, Yaniv happened upon the chair and exploded into a skeleton. Then Blark crossbowed some potato salad for dinner.

Blark arranged a staring contest between Jason and Coral, and Jason ended up with an arrow in the eye!

After a Twitch-only segment and some BTS shenanigans, The Snappies returned with the Best Review of The Attack category. Nominees were **Rey Gonzalez**, **Zanerli**, and **SonOfOrpheus**. SonOfOrpheus took the prize, and Alan was chased off with a box of angry weasels!

A precut "Behind The Pixels" segment gave out some dubious facts about Super Mario 64.

The Snappies concluded with Best Overall Snap. The nominees were **Best Lettuce**, **ijynx**, and **ZMaster92**. The winner was ijynx, but ZMaster totally got robbed. Alan was was thrown off a roof into a dumpster.

This Was A Thing featured Super Soakers! Alex shot Erin with the totally dangerous Super Soaker CPS, and after some brief prep from Princess Hotdog, Alex got shot with a custom Attack Blaster 4200, wielded by Corrado.

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 200

John Twitch (Jeremy Hache)

Jason Spence

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> Anna: "So many times you say things and I wish I was never born."
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The Attack episode 200 aired on 5 October 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anna Lore.

There was an avalanche of Twitch subscriptions. This was the first show after Twitchcon 2016, where Twitch Prime subs were introduced. Alex announced that if they hit 120 subs they'd give away a DX Racer and at 200 they'd shave Corrado's head (which he'd refused to let happen earlier). Alex never thought they'd hit 200....

In between the ridiculous number of subs coming in, Alex announced that Gerard Deparjew was back to create poetry for every sub! There was literally no way that was possible.

A full 25 minutes into the show, they made the decision to call out subs at the end of each bit so that the show could proceed. Alex announced that today's Pile would be another round of the Attack's Greatest Shits, a collection of the worst Attack bits of all time.

Alex reaired the "Papa Butts" bit from Attack Episode 138 that was the first thing that KevCap cut for the show (as an employee, anyway). Alex reshot Papa Butts footage for him live on the show, and KevCap would edit it during the show to redeem himself.

Alex played the bbws protein video again and brought out Eddie, who was given a chance to redeem himself by speaking eloquently. He began reciting Hamlet's soliloquy, but the studio had interspersed parts of the bbws protein speech into it on the teleprompter!

Anna played the clip of Alex throwing up on Sara Underwood from Attack Episode 191. Alex played a Snapchat that Sara sent him and he got sick again, but from the other end. John Twitch (Jeremy) presented Alex with an award for "Most Refined Humor on Twitch."

Anna said that that was the grossest thing that she'd ever seen on The Attack, but Alex said that that honor belonged to her! He played the clip of Wes emerging from Anna from Episode 169.

Alex played the clip of Wes dying from Episode 186. Anna began violently coughing, so they laid her down on a table and a baby Wes came out of her stomach, Alien-style!

The show was sponsored by Mafia 3.

Anna played her Snapchat story about Darude at Twitchcon and her quest to hear Sandstorm.

A special TPOTSWIC followed where instead of answering questions, they read comments from viewers about their favorite Attack episodes.

KevCap's new Papa Butts edit was played, and then Alex played the version he "edited."

The 200 sub goal was met! Corrado's head shaving was moved to the next episode, and a wheel was spun to see who would be shaved today: KevCap! Jason stepped in to save him though, and Jason shaved his whole head and beard!
Attack Episode 60

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> "JYEEEEEEF!?!?!"
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The Attack episode 60 aired on 22 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Jeff Cannata. Alex did not host, but was on hand pretending to be the "LOL Troll" to "hack the show" for donations and to make Jeff look bad.

Kevin and Jeff got very excited about Dad Jokes.
Kevin beat Jeff in a cup-stacking competition, but Jeff was the real winner because he got to have sex with his wife that night.

Alex hacked the show and caused Jeff to say terrible things to Kevin.

   After a few Pile videos, Alex sabotaged Kevin's router modification segment by invisibly switching out items that Kevin asked Jeff for. (Alex was wearing a green morph suit to appear invisible against a green screen).

The Rundown discussed:

* Apple has 75% of the smart watch market (which is tiny)
* Fallout 3 train was revealed to be an NPC with a train car for a head
* The planned Emoji movie, and how bad *Pixels* is

Alex replaced Jeff's arms with his own and made rude gestures at Kevin until Kevin kicked Jeff off the show. Alex took his place, but his shenanigans were discovered and Jeff returned, vindicated. Los beat Alex with a bat. **NocturnalSmoker** was streambombed.
Attack Episode 138

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> "This ish is bish."
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The Attack episode 138 aired on 7 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex introduced editor Kevin Cappiello as the newest member of the Attack team!

Alex recounted a story that Corrado told in Discord about having a nightmare that a bunch of Australian dudes had sex with his wife.

In a segment called "Vidvestigators," Alex and Evanne tried to decide if a Pile video of dough resting in a Domino's bathroom was real or fake. Then Alex showed a precut "Papa Butts" bit that was the first thing KevCap cut for the show as an employee, though he tried to distance himself from it. KevCap would get an opportunity to recut it much later.

Evanne demonstrated her skill as a "baby player" on the baby organ. Alex stepped up to take a turn and Officer Fupa (Kevin Pereira) jumped in. However, it wasn't to stop the baby brutality, it was to arrest Alex for touching that 14-year-old boy over there (pointing to Evanne).

The show was sponsored by Audible. Although Alex tried to talk her out of it with a clip, Evanne read her children's books aloud for Audible to hear in the hopes of getting them approved. They turned out to be quite inappropriate.

In The Rundown, they discussed:

* Nintendo revealed details of their new amusement park
* IGN revealed the release date of Overwatch without permission

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and they thanked **TwistedShots** for a 5 pound bag of gummy bears.
Attack Episode 66

Trisha Hershberger

Taint Paint Cologne

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> "He screams every time I hold him by his dog handle."
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The Attack episode 66 aired on 5 August 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira, Alex Corea, and Trisha Hershberger.

Kevin and Trisha discussed their early experiences with Windows 10.

The show was sponsored by Audible.com, but Alex was salty about it because they did not accept the submission of his book *Prompters and Penetration,* featuring a different "Kevin Pereira."

Trisha talked about how she doesn't like animals. She and Kevin gave dirty responses to Alex's Jeopardy answers.

Alex showed the commercial he cut for his new cologne, Taint Paint.

Alex presented a Techamendations review of the **Piper Internet-Connected Home Security Camera**.

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* Hearthstone releasing "The Grand Tournament" expansion
* Battlefront announced Star Wars fighter-ship dogfights.
* Scalebound released gameplay footage
* Official Deadpool trailer
* a drone dropped drugs inside a Mansfield, Ohio prison

The show streambombed **CuteNaomi**.
Attack Episode 80

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The Attack episode 80 aired on 11 Sep 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Jeff Cannata.

Alex discussed his pogo stick past.

Alex and Jeff said "Kevin Pereira" 3 times and it made him appear, but the camera never seemed to catch him.

Alex showed a video called "Hell's Club" where someone cut together bar scenes from several movies. Alex then cut himself in trying to get a drink and find the bathroom.

The rest of the staff put their pictures on r/RoastMe after Alex did it in the previous episode.

In The Rundown, Blythe discussed:

* Pokemon Go mobile game announced
* Fallout 4 is not being censored in any country, unlike previous Fallout games

Liz discussed the Apple Keynote:

* Apple TV will use Siri as a remote
* the new iPhone

The show ended with TPOTSWIC and they streambombed **NinjaPucca**.
Attack Episode 280

The "boo" lady from The Princess Bride (Rob Fee)

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> "That is either the top of your overalls folded over or your midriff is about to eat a lobster."
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The Attack episode 280 aired on 24 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex gave a sick burn to Facebook users and severely overreacted to his own joke, complete with Deal-With-It sunglasses and Nick as a hype man.

After a Pile video of a rage quit competition, Erin challenged Alex to a competition of their own. Erin punched a producer for some reason. Nathanias was on hand to shoutcast the competition and teased that the event would happen at the end of the show.

After a quick Twitch-only segment, the Winner of the Web featured a person winning a PUBG solo match with a pan. Alex's mom (Sarah Atwood Sarine) came by to inform Alex that his father had left her, but she'd found new love: Paniel the frying pan (Josh). After Alex and Paniel bonded by way of a montage, Paniel sacrificed himself to save Alex from an egg thrown by the "boo" lady from the Princess Bride (Rob).

The show was sponsored by Blue Apron.

In an Attack On Assassin's Creed, Alex presented a field package where he recreated the game's parkour using the third person goggles.

An Attack Classic featured the Action Alex dolls from Episode 140.

It was time for the main event! Erin rage quit first, and smashed up a computer like a champ. It was Alex's turn, but he walked off set and drove back in a forklift to do some massive damage. In theory, anyway.

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 207

Nick Limon

Jeremy Hache

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> "I think the five second rule only applies to food that you're gonna eat, not to babies."
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The Attack episode 207 aired on 21 Oct 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Christen Gerhart.

Alex was puttin' in work in his brand new shirt!

He showed the new Nintendo Switch reveal trailer, and then he showed the "original cut" that used the Will Smith song "Switch."

Alex was casually racist. As per usual.

Christen smashed a beer bottle over Corrado's head. Then Alex hit him with one. Corrado died. Then Alex did it again.

The show was sponsored by Dollar Shave Club. Nick and Jeremy competed to see who could shave their beards quicker, but Jeremy forgot his Dollar Shave Club razor at home and had to use some razor blades on a stick. Jeremy cut himself and died.

Nice Assets featured Jason Woot, who cut a fan intro for the new show Front Page.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Alex announced the Attack Halloween Costume Contest, soliciting pictures of viewers dressed in Attack-related costumes, and teased Attack Studio Sessions with the Dear Hunter.
Attack Episode 52

Blythe Wiedemann

Yaniv Fituci

Random Papa Johns delivery person

Edward Estrada

Carlos Rivera

Phil Gavlan

James Haffner

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The Attack episode 52 aired on 3 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

The gang tried to get nominated for a Streamy
Soma subbed to The Attack on Twitch
00:44:22 a bad joke

## The Pile

1. Skateboarder fail 00:33:51
2. Beatboxer 00:37:00
3. Cuddle Workshop/Party 00:41:43 (Tuning in Tokyo)
4. Taio Cruz's leg only drumcover 00:56:02
5. Really lame martial arts teacher 01:09:30

## The Rundown

1. Reddit subs closed doors in protest to the firing of /u/Chooter Victoria 01:13:00
2. Nintendo NX report says release in July 2016 01:25:00
3. Oregon Legalized Recreational Marijuana 01:33:00

## AMERI-CANNON

AMERI-CANNON is a pneumatic cannon developed and produced by Joe Corea. This was made out of PVC pipes, and requires a standard bike pump to charge the main tank. The bike pump originally on set for the bit had somehow failed. There was a mad rush to find a replacement to save the bit. Alex asked Los to ask Brad if he had his pump with him. A pump was eventually located. Liz attempted to cut hot pizza with a craft/box knife to load for the cannon, it did not go so well.

### Cannon Payloads

1. Beans $100 00:23:09 Alex gets bean welts, and put his mic pack down his ass crack.
2. Puddin' $500 00:26:20
3. Jelly Ballz $??? 00:29:10
4. Cole Slaw $650 00:46:20
5. Sub Sandwich Footlong $1,000 (Buttsub At Yaniv) 00:52:00
6. Corn $1,300 (Creamy Philling Everywhere) 01:20:30
7. Jello $1,500 01:40:00 Phil and Alex Ass2Asss
8. Raw Bacon $1,700-$2,000 01:48:00 (McApple Watch!)
9. A Happy Meal ??? 01:48:00 (McApple Watch!)
10. Paint Balls $2,250 02:02:00 Alex Died
11. BONUS: Beer Cannon at Watermelon $2,500 01:57:00 Bud Light 12oz can fired at a Ameri-Hitler Watermelon

## Foot Bits

Foot Jenga 00:57:00
Foot makeup job 00:59:00
Foot Wedding 01:01:01

### Foot Wedding

Alex and Kevin press the boundaries of twitch and perform a wedding composed solely of their feet as actors. Some feet danced, some got drunk. The bride and groom 'ate' some cupcake. Then "Los Mano" crashes the wedding and tried to kidnap Alex's foot. But pulls out the finger gun to 'finger bang' the foot wedding party. After the wedding party was decimated, Alex's foot was enthused to be whisked away by Eddie's hand.

Kevin's Feet | Groom and Priest
Alex's Foot | The Bride
Eddie's Hand | Los Mano

## Appearances

Alex Corea Lord of Flies, also, died
Kevin Pereira Wore Shorts
Joe Corea PHD in Badassery
Liz Forkin Kunert Married
Blythe Wiedemann Had green hair
Yaniv Fituci Almost Died
Random Papa Johns delivery person
Edward Estrada los manos
Carlos Rivera Made the best decision to not participate.
Phil Gavlan The El Cornholio
James Haffner Promos
Confused guys in a car doing a 3 point turn
Female Neighbor
Joey Thimian

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 ### Role

 Producer

 ### First Attack Appearance

 unknown

 ### Berdday

 January 16

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**Joey Thimian** is a producer and occasional guest presenter on The Attack. He also hosts Spitting Game and appears often on Let's Do It On The Table. He is generally in charge of setting up props and staging during The Attack, and his off-screen high-pitched laugh has become an integral part of the show.

Joey is very opinionated and usually plays the role of villain when the show needs one. He's a huge Dota fan, which is why you should always ask him about League of Legends at any given opportunity!

He's featured in the **attkJoeyLoL** emote.
Attack Episode 100

Anthony Carboni

Milynn Sarley

Knob Ross

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> "Believe it or not, we've done a hundred of these fucking things!"
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The Attack episode 100 aired in 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Kevin Pereira.

Gerard Deparjew appeared via satellite feed from Beijing to thank new Patreon patrons.

Kevin told a story about sitting next to a woman on a plane whose tablet password was blackd1ck.

Alison Haislip appeared as a guest. Alex played a clip of the Dildo or Destiny game from episode 2 and of their Super Mario Bros 3 competition from episode 21. To even the pudding score, Alex created another game for her to play called Halo Spaceship or Indie Flick. Alex called her "Milynn" three times, so he got to wear a shock collar. The stream PC crashed and the show was down for a few minutes. Afterward, Alison was due to be pudding'd but escaped it again and Alex took the punishment.

Alex played a supercut of all the times they'd hurt themselves on stream.

Jeff Cannata appeared as a guest, and Kevin recalled the time that Jeff said terrible things to him. KP tried to bury the hatchet, but Alex made it happen again! Jeff tried to repair the relationship with a game of friendship Jenga, but Alex sabotaged that too, until he was detected by Jeff's ghost detection wands.

Kevin introduced a list of the Attack's Greatest Shits: bits that were failures.

* Alex Fucks A Computer
* Cousin Lenny
* Grabber Dating Game
* Zack's Chipped Tooth
* Yaniv is scared of produce
* Alex Wears a Dress
* Dickbender
* Chizza
* Alex's Frisbee Collection
* Foot Wedding

The Wizard from Zelda (Anthony Carboni) stopped by the set for the first time since episode 4! He revealed that he had in fact been there the whole time. Los cut to old clips to confirm this, but unfortunately also cut to the Kennedy assassination, putting the wizard in a very uncomfortable spot.

Milynn Sarley appeared as a guest to discuss her experiences cohosting with Alex. She got shock-collar revenge on Alex for breaking her finger.

During the show, they met their $6500 Patreon goal!

Knob Ross (Alex) stopped by to wish the Attack a happy 100th episode, and may have accidentally revealed that he'd kidnapped his ex-wife.

In a rare moment of sincerity, Kevin thanked Alex for his hard work on the show. Then Milynn shocked him again.
Attack Episode 253

Corrado Caretto

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> "Do you wanna see a piece of celery breakdance?"
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The Attack episode 253 aired on 15 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

The show's donation incentive was announced: at certain donation goals, 2 random foods would be blended together and a staff member picked by Strawpoll would have to drink it blindfolded and guess what it was. If they failed, they'd be "antiqued." The first goal was met immediately and Erin had to drink the drank.

The show was sponsored by Soylent (promo code "Attack")

Erin used her witch powers to flip a water bottle.

Alex showed a clip of Will Smith meeting a grisly end after jumping off of a bridge.

A deadly tumbleweed blew onto the set and Erin killed a policeman (Corrado), Yaniv, and Jason with it.

Alex was the next to drink nastiness.

Green Light District featured:

* Spinster: A Cat Lady Game
* Yago el Coquerrestre
* Captain Quack: I Pity the Stool

Alex did another read for Soylent. Then he showed KevCap's recut Baby Driver trailer from the previous episode, and asked the audience to tweet it at Edgar Wright with #TheAttackHasTheWrightStuff.

TPOTSWIC followed, and a final donation incentive was met in the nick of time, causing Corrado to meet his acidic fate.
Attack Episode 14

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> "I'm so sticky! It feels like my whole body is my balls and my clothes are my thighs." -Alex
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The Attack episode 14 aired on March 18, 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Adrianne Curry appeared as a guest and was dressed as Raptor Jesus. She was in charge of inflicting punishment on the loser of a Super Smash Bros. game between Alex and Los. Alex lost because he's bad at games.

The punishments were Super Splash Bros. (a Mountain Dew shower), Super Crack Bros. (eggs on the head) and Super Lash Bros. (whip lashes on the ass).
Attack Episode 79

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> "You poured that down my shirt you motherfucker."
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The Attack episode 79 aired on 9 Sep 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sandeep Parikh. The show's set was revamped, and would remain in this new form until the show moved studios the following year.

Alex solicited MSPaint fan art of the Last Supper with an Attack spin to replace the one from the set where Jesus is doing cocaine.

Alex and Sandeep competed against each other in "Attack Speed Dating," where they used grabbers to take Liz and Blythe on a "date" as fast as possible. Alex won, and Sandeep hurt Liz's tooth.

Alex put his picture on r/RoastMe.

Blythe reviewed the *Wet Hot American Summer* Netflix series.

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* The Apple Keynote: iPad Pro
* Scammers locking phones through an Android porn app
* LG "wallpaper" TV that mounts with magnets
* Metal Gear 5 has a bug that makes it impossible to save

The show ended with TPOTSWIC and they streambombed **FluffableSheep**.
Attack Episode 176

Corrado Caretto

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> "You let your guard down and a man in a hot dog costume will come and assault you."
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The Attack episode 176 aired on 22 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ali Baker.

Ali did lots of squats for some reason.

Joey brought Alex a steaming VHS tape that contained a weird He Man fan film.

Mike ate a Dumpster Kitten!

Alex announced the annual Intern Olympics! Interns would compete in several challenges, including cleaning off a cheesy Eddie and helping the impossibly old Corrado cross the set. Ali's intern was Jana and Alex's was Wes, and each host delivered a pep talk to their intern. Alex berated Wes the entire time and then took him out back and shot him.

Gostalgia featured the N64 games Goldeneye, Pokemon Snap, and Mario Kart 64.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Mike ate Wes' corpse!
Attack Episode 166

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> "I have so much of another human's hair on my hands."
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The Attack episode 166 aired on 1 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anna Lore.

In honor of Twitch's new cheering system, The Attack created a "fears" system, where viewers would be able to donate to have staff member's fears come true. Since Mike's fear is losing his beard, donations would go toward it being shaved off by none other than Don Lasagna! Don made reference to Mike breaking a pinky promise to Kevin on yesterday's LDIOTT, which may account for his being subjected to this.

Anna punched Alex several times for saying her name wrong. "It's spelled like Anna but pronounced like 'Onna' because I'm high maintenance."

Alex tried and failed to suck up a whole custard in one go. Then he kept eating the pieces.

Anna talked about how much she loves the Cheesecake Factory. Physically.

Mike's shaving began. It was a mess.

Alex insisted that videos are funnier when a squeaky noise was added to them, but Anna didn't think the horrible violence in them was very funny.

Alex and Anna rapped Rap God while wrapping wraps. Anna did it perfectly. Don made Alex eat the wrap he made.

In The Rundown, Alex and Anna discussed:

* MS shutting down Xbox Fitness
* A woman won $10K in a suit against MS when Windows 10 installed itself on her computer and it stopped working
* CS:GO is half off during the Steam Sale, but not for gifted games
* New CoD DLC will have medieval dragons for some reason
* Tetris movie will now be a trilogy

Alex interviewed Anna talk-show style. Then things got weird and they switched places.

Mike's head got shaved! During the shaving, they moved on to Nice Assets, where they featured an image by **HunterUp** and a video by **jason\_woot**.

**Deagil** donated $1000 in one shot to shave Mike completely bald.
Attack Episode 238

Yaniv Fituci

Edward Estrada

Corrado Caretto

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> "My name is Coral and I'm here to say/ This game is pretty.........OK!"
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The Attack episode 238 aired on 6 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex smashed an orange with his head. Erin couldn't remember which was Keenan and which was Kel.

Alex showed off the show's "recut" Nintendo Switch Super Bowl commercial that featured a lot more cow milking. He also showed their "recut" Stranger Things teaser, using only stock footage.

The show was sponsored by Sheri's Berries, and Alex announced that he was going to try and woo Erin's mom by sending her one berry for every Sheri's Berries receipt that the Attack Fam sends to shout@supercreative.tv.

Coral presented an Attack On **Poochy and Yoshi's Wooly World** review. Alex forced her to rap with the help of Negative Nelly, which she wasn't happy about. Kevin and Yaniv thought it was hot fire tho.

Erin and Alex competed in a Yoshi's Wooly World Challenge, where they stuck temporary tattoos to Eddie.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Nannyswag**, an old lady who streamed Resident Evil 7 and wanted her axe back. Corrado tried to play video games on stream but was far too old and had to be put down
* **D8K9999**, who wants us to make gainz in a creative way
* **FakeUniform**, who got trolled by **Keemstar** and trolled him back perfectly
* the **Rainbow 6 invitational**, who had an unfortunate tech problem when tossing to a video

Alex showed Dr. Disrespect's reaction to the bit from the previous episode.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Eddie was forcefed marshmallow fluff for his birthday! Yaniv died for some reason, and Kevin planked on him for some reason.
Attack Episode 28

Julia Keefe

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The Attack episode 28 aired on May 8, 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira, Alex Corea, and Julia Keefe. It was Julia's first appearance on the show.

Liz Forkin Kunert appeared so she could be formally introduced. She told a story about the previous night's festivities with Yaniv, Phil, and Blythe, and was asked 20 rapid-fire questions.
Attack Episode 265

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> "Do you wanna go to monster truck racing sometime?"
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> "I thought you'd never ask, Erin."
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The Attack episode 265 aired on 12 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

World War Willie (Yaniv) dropped by the set to show off his WW1 head nodding code. Erin made it seem like he was her baby daddy. It seemed he also had a case of "sneezy hole." But then it turned out he'd been dead the whole time and skewered on the bayonet of another soldier (Jeremy), who was the source of the sneezy hole sounds.

Did you get all that? 'Cuz I didn't.

Alex and Erin smashed a bunch of cheap Swedish furniture from... we'll call it "Bi-kea" for some reason. Corrado spun a wheel to decide what weapon they could use. Erin got a hammer, Alex got nothing at all.

Jason explained cars.

Joey presented an Attack On Yooka Laylee review.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **TimTheTatMan**, who left his webcam full screen on his stream
* **MistrFister**, whose snake bit him on his IRL stream
* **Extraterrestrial61666**, whose dad took his pants off on camera

Alex got a "The Less You Know" moment for once when he told a story involving Pop Tarts and a fat man in a bath robe.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and Erin looked for a Jerry in the house.
Attack Episode 270

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> "Continue to drink your beans."
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The Attack episode 270 aired on 24 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

After showing a Pile video of a Mafia 3 character glitching out when gumbo was thrown on him, Alex threw gumbo on Alejandro. Nothing happened, but only because it wasn't sausage gumbo. Then Alejandro ate a hot dog and writhed around, which looked a lot like a dummy on a string.

Alex and Erin competed to see who would make the least noise walking on Legos and burgling a child's safe. Alex wailed like a baby, but Erin used her witch powers and was utterly unfazed by the Legos.

The show was sponsored by West County Gardener(promo code Attack).

Sick Footage featured:

* Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins (1995)
* How to Become the Love of His Life (1987)
* A Magical Tour of Yoshi's Island (1995)

The show was also sponsored by Blue Apron.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **EULCS1**, who had an awkward call and response with the crowd
* **iamSSunny**, who couldn't get rid of a guy who was standing next to her on her IRL stream
* **FuturemanGaming**, who had an epic victory over a jar of salsa and beans.

Erin opened a jar of the exact same type of beans with ease. Then she chugged some for no reason. Then Alex chugged more, but spit it out like a wimp. Jason chugged what Alex couldn't.

TPOTSWIC followed. Alex announced that he would be getting even with Erin for the kendo stick bit from Episode 263 by challenging Erin to an American Gladiators-style duel on Friday's show!

They thanked an anonymous donor for Triscuts for Joey, and **St3althhawk** for key caps.
Attack Episode 202

Stabraham Lincoln (Jeremy Hache)

Isaiah Dennis (Mike Rotondo)

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> "I did draw a penis. It's gonna happen many more times on many more shows."
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The Attack episode 202 aired on 10 October 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Megan Lee Joy.

A clip of Corrado's head shave from the previous episode was played, and Corrado played a video he took of his wife the first time she saw the results!

Subasaurus returned to call out subs!

Alex played the "original" boot screens for several consoles.

After a Pile video of some guys making a blimp blow its horn, Alex warned of the dangers of distracting a blimp driver. He had a flashback to Grandpappy Corea and his copilot (Yaniv) lighting their blimp on fire, making this the second episode in a row to use footage of the Hindenburg disaster.

Another Pile video showed a kid named Isaiah Dennis making teleporter noises. Megan was incredulous, but when she made teleporter noises, a watermelon, Yaniv on a toilet, and Stabraham Lincoln (Jeremy) from the insane asylum appeared on set! She tried to teleport the murderer away, but instead Isaiah himself appeared (played by Mike). Everyone started making teleporter noises and Megan stabbed herself and died.

Nice Assets featured an image by **Wikkawikkawhat**.

The show was sponsored by Mafia 3.

Alex discussed the Discord Duel that happened in the community last weekend and plugged the one happening next weekend!

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 163

Craw McGraw (Mike Rotondo)

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> "Your baby is fucking lazy and is never going to get anywhere in life."
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The Attack episode 163 aired on June 24, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erika Ishii. This was the first episode after Evanne Friedmann's departure. Erika was the first in what would be a long line of guest hosts.

The Inuit warrior Cargo Pant (Jeremy) stopped by the studio to demonstrate his martial arts prowess, which mostly involved harming Alex.

Later he disguised himself as a robot to gain access to the set again, but Alex wasn't fooled. He returned in an Alf mask and Erika convinced Alex to let him have one more chance. He lent Alex his ancient Inuit headband of strength and Alex high-kicked Cargo Pant's hand clean off. He died of blood loss.

Alex told several awful pun jokes. Mayron was shown briefly, which was the first time he appeared on the show.

Alex and Erika competed in Baby Racers, where they raced RC cars with babies strapped to them through a dangerous baby-themed obstacle course. The Attack Baby (Mike) was on hand to feed a bottle of breast milk to the loser and some baby food to the winner. Erika's car didn't work so they teamed up to race the working one. The baby was launched into space.

In The Rundown, Alex and Erika discussed:

* Razer announced the OSVR HDK 2
* Burger King has started serving "Mac and Cheetos." Craw McGraw (Mike) arrived to be California's first assisted suicide patient, and was killed with Mac and Cheetos.
* Sony claims that the PS4 Neo will not shorten the lifespan of the PS4
* Steam summer sale has started

Nice Assets featured a #TeamCoral video (prompting Coral to visit the set) and an "Alex Punches People" video by **jason\_woot**.

TPOTSWIC followed.

In Hey, Thanks, they thanked **Shimokaji** for a USB hub and a motherboard and **PJMoose** and **BelowHeaven13** for subbing during Hey, Thanks.

The show closed out with a field package from E3 where Alex was handing out fliers of his herpes billboard.