Patrick Vs Goofy

**Patrick Vs Goofy** is the fourth episode in Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and the fourth episode overall (excluding live episodes).

## Plot

### Flashback

Verbal ASE welcomes the viewers to another episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles, episode 4. Verbal ASE tells the viewers on what happened in the previous episode with Pennywise and The Joker. He states that The Joker made Pennywise look like a clown with his *Fresh Prince of Bel Air* remix, but Pennywise had a performance so scary, that Verbal ASE almost had to change his pants. Verbal ASE then tells the crowd that Pennywise has won the battle with a vote of 80% to 19%, and he will be going on to the next round. Pennywise laughs, and thanks the crowd. Pennywise then shows his balloon, and tells Verbal ASE to take it. Verbal ASE then runs away from Pennywise.

### Introducing the competitors

After Verbal ASE runs away from Pennywise, he tells the crowd that today's battle will be between two characters that are slow, clumsy, and a little goofy. Goofy then states that only one person in the ring is Goofy, which is himself. Verbal ASE then states that the two characters have shown overtime, a *small* sign of intelligence. Patrick and Goofy laugh, with Verbal ASE telling them that he only said **small**. Verbal ASE first introduces Patrick, but not after realizing that Patrick is already asleep. Verbal ASE tries to call Patrick to wake up, but it doesn't work, until he yells at him. Patrick thinks that it's time for him to order food. Verbal ASE reminds him this is just a beatboxing battle, with Patrick remembering, and laughing and clapping. Verbal ASE asks if Patrick is ready to see who his opponent is, but Patrick then already has fallen asleep. Verbal ASE says whatever, and then introduces Goofy. During verbalae's explanation of Goofy, he states if you hear any loud noises, that is probably Goofy tripping over something else. After Goofy's introduction, he first denounces Verbal ASE's claim, stating that he doesn't always trip over things. Goofy then trips on his own untied shoelace, and falls down on the floor. He gets dizzy, and says "Ahyuk!". Patrick wakes up from the loud noise, and remembers again where he is. Verbal ASE welcomes Patrick again, and tells him he is going up first, and asks if he is ready. Patrick says he's ready, and states Goofy is not a challenge because he's a talking dog. Patrick then asks why *is* there a talking dog anyway, with Verbal ASE reminding Patrick that he's also just a talking starfish. Patrick asks if he really is, with Verbal ASE showing to get irritated, so he just starts the round for Patrick.

### Patrick's beatbox round

Patrick first says "um", not knowing what to do, until he remembers he's in a beatboxing tournament. He then get's a beat going with the "um", with Goofy later yawning at him. Patrick then says "Get low", and laughs and points. Patrick is then seen next to a window, and a brick wall, saying "to the window, to the wall", then Patrick's seen in a bottom angle, pointing on the ground, with the camera zooming in, until he says "to the sweat drop on my bald *forehead*". Patrick is then seen in a rapper suit, saying "Patrick's in the place", then he run's out of the screen and runs to Goofy, back to his regular look, pointing at him and saying "Look at Goofy's face!". Patrick then states Goofy's face makes him want to puke, and Patrick then makes a puke imitation. Verbal ASE holds his laughter from what's happening, but Goofy stares at Verbal ASE, not finding it funny. Patrick then beatboxes, making a laughing beatbox type beat, while with every "Beaw" is a different type of funny face Patrick makes in a different background. Goofy looks shocked, while Patrick has a smug face, then says again Goofy's face makes him want to puke. Patrick then beatboxes again, but this time , every "Beaw", is replaced with the word "Puke", and every "Puke" part goes by a pattern. Funny face, funny face, funny face, chasing toilet, selfie in a ghetto town, funny face, gorilla costume, businessman, and finally nuclear worker. It then cuts back to Goofy ignoring Patrick's solo. Patrick then says again that Goofy's face makes him want to puke, and then Patrick finally pukes into a paper bag.

### Post-Patrick's beatbox round

Verbal ASE says wow to Patrick's round, telling Goofy that Patrick said his face made Patrick wanna throw up, and he did. Verbal ASE then asks Goofy how he feels about it, and Goofy roasts Patrick, by pretending to wonder if Patrick is only throwing up because he is pregnant with Spongebob's kid. Verbal ASE and Patrick are shocked from hearing this, while the crowd has the same sound as the meme "Sike That's the wrong Number". Patrick yells at Goofy to take back the roast, with Goofy doubling on it, saying that he would, but Patrick's already 9 months in. Verbal ASE then tries to break it up, by stopping Patrick from trying to approach Goofy, telling Patrick that Goofy's just messing with him. Patrick then grabs a telephone, stating that he should just call the vet and tell them that there's a dog (Goofy) here that need's to be neutered. The crowd is surprised, as Verbal ASE holds in his laughter, while Goofy is shown to be mad. Verbal ASE tells them to chill, while Patrick and Goofy look at each other angrily with white lines at each other. Verbal ASE asks Goofy if he is ready, with Goofy only nodding. Verbal ASE then starts the battle.

### Goofy's beatbox round

Goofy first apologizes to Patrick and states he didn't meant to hurt him. The camera then zooms in to him shrugging, and stating to Patrick "I never meant to make you cry but tonight, you look constipated". Patrick gets mad while Goofy laughs. He repeats it but now with beatboxing. Laughs again and then beatboxes, while pulling on dance moves.

He then again says Patrick looks constipated, with Patrick getting even more frustrated. He then starts doing tongue clicks, then knocking Patrick's forehead which emits the same sound of the tounge clicks indicating Patrick doesn't have a brain. He then states Patrick is losing to him while starting to project a video of him playing basketball and soccer, while getting smacked in the face. He then starts beatboxing and dancing really fast, losing balance and eventually bouncing from the green ring of the beatboxing ring and then crashes to a wall, ending his beatbox round.

### Post-Goofy's beatbox round

Verbal ASE says "oooooh", and says that he thinks everyone in the arena has seen a side to Goofy and Patrick that they didn't know was there, and that anything could happen inside of the beatboxing ring. Verbal ASE then tells the viewers to like and subscribe and to vote on who they think won this episode, with Patrick thinking that Verbal ASE is telling him that, so Patrick states that he obviously won. Goofy denies that claim, and says that not even Patrick's baby would vote for him, while pointing at his stomach. Patrick says that his baby would, not taking long for him to realize he fell into Goofy's roast too well. Goofy and Verbal ASE are shocked then look at one another in confusion.

## Beatbox Performance Lyrics

### Patrick

Um x10

Um... Oh yeah

(Beatbox)

Get low, hah hah!

To the window, to the wall

To the sweat drop on my bald forehead

Patrick's in the place, look at Goofy's face

He makes me want to puke He's gonna make me want to.. Puke! x2

(Beatbox)

He makes me want to

(Beatbox + puke)

He makes me want to puke

### Goofy

I'm sorry Patrick

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry but tonight, you look constipated

I'm sorry Patrick

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry but tonight, you look constipated

(Beatbox)

You look constipated (Beatbox)

You're losing to the Goofy

(Beatbox)

You're losing to the Goofy

(Beatbox)

Yahahahooie!

## Cultural References

* When Patrick is taking a picture in PUKE Street, on top of the PUKE Street sign is Alex Cherkasoff's cat character's hat on the sign.
* Patrick as a Gorilla was from a *Spongebob Squarepants* episode, *I Had an Accident*.
* When Goofy is running in a basketball court, a few cat characters from Alex Cherkasoff's show can be seen.

## Credits

Written/Produced

* Verbal ASE

Animation Direction, Lead Animator, Storyboarding/Compositing Artist

* Alex Cherkasoff

Animators

* Gennedy Morkovin
* Tresenella

Lip-Sync Animator

* Alex Stynes

Lead Inbetweener, Ink & Paint

* Lara Cherkasova

## Errors

* At 4:47, Goofy's ears are gone.
* After Goofy breaks the beatboxing ring wires and wall, everything's fixed.
* In a few moments, Patrick's eyebrows change from thin eyebrows to bushy eyebrows.

## Trivia

* This is one of the two episodes where the animation was reused in previous work of Alex Cherkasoff's. The part where animation was reused is the crash part after Goofy flings into a wall.
	+ One of the other episodes is Deadpool Vs Deadshot.
* This episode has the least amount of animators, with only three.
* At the end of Goofy's beatbox round, the "CRASH!" screen is a clipart image. It can be seen here.
* As of now this is the only episode in which Patrick's name is first in the title.
* This is the first episode to be 7 minutes long, instead of 5 minutes long.
* This episode now sits with 28 million views.