Elsa ruins Thanksgiving

In the living room of the Straud house, King Agnarr was attempting to make a fire with a pair of bellows. His pet bear, Shag Rugg, entered to remind him.

"That's no way to light a fire!" said Shag, "Where's your kindling?"

"This thing's gonna be going anytime now." said Agnarr, as Sally Acorn, Cosmo the Seedrian, and Amy Rose entered the living room, as well.

"Even a caveman could start a fire." said Amy.

"D'oh!" said Agnarr.

Suddenly, Agnarr, Shag, Sally, Cosmo, and Amy heard Agnarr's wife, Queen Iduna, calling from the dining room. "Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!" she called in a singsong voice, "Dinner!"

Then Agnarr stopped lighting a fire with the bellows, put them down, and came into the dining room. "Oh, thank goodness!" he said.

Once everyone was at the table, Iduna called her son, Brock, to come into the dining room next. "OK, Brock!" she said, "We're ready for your centerpiece!"

Then Brock came into the dining room, holding a three-dimensional centerpiece of a cornucopia, pilgrims, Thanksgiving food, real life turkeys, and Native American Indians. Agnarr, Iduna, Shag, Sally, Cosmo, and Amy were impressed at Brock's work of art.

"Brock, my goodness!" gasped Iduna, "That's very impressive!"

"Holy moly!" Agnarr exclaimed, "That's the biggest work of art I've ever seen!"

"We always said he was gifted." said Sally.

"Definitely from our side of the family." replied Cosmo.

"How long did that take you, honey?" Amy asked her nephew.

"I couldn't tell you how many hours, days, weeks, or months," said Brock. "It was the labor of love towards those I hold dear, especially my girlfriend, Misty; and my friends, Ash, May, Pikachu, and Max. It's our homage to some American heroes who may not have fought in any wars, but who never...."

It was then that Brock's sister, Queen Elsa, was last to come into the dining room, singing the 1982 fanfare from the MGM/UA Home Video logo. She was holding an enormous roast turkey.

"Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!" smiled Agnarr, holding up a fork and carving knife while chuckling.

"Oh, yikes!" exclaimed Elsa in disgust, "What is that?"

"It's the centerpiece, Elsa." said Brock.

"Well, it's taking up so much space!" complained Elsa, elbowing Brock's centerpiece.

"Hey, Elsa!" Brock cried, "Stop it!"

"Move it or lose it, boy!"

"Mom!"

"Now just a minute. I'm sure there's room for both." said Iduna.

At that moment, Brock and Elsa got into a tug-of-war with the centerpiece.

"Elsa, you're wrecking it; let go!" shouted Brock, "My girlfriend, my friends, and I worked forever on this!"

Agnarr, Iduna, Shag, Sally, Cosmo, and Amy watched the whole conflict between Brock and Elsa without saying a word. And with that, Elsa tossed Brock's centerpiece into the burning fireplace and smiled cruelly at her brother.

Brock screamed in terror when he saw his creation burn.

"Hey, that got him going!" smirked Shag.

"Ditchin'!" exclaimed Elsa.

Brock grabbed a poker and tried to fish the creation out of the fire, but it was burned down to nothing but a complete pile of ashes. That's when Brock got furious! "ELSA!!!" he shouted. He tackled Elsa and started biting her, pulling her hair, and punching her in the face, almost knocking over the stuff on the table. "You don't even care! You don't even care!"

Agnarr and Iduna broke up the fight by pulling their daughter and son away and restraining them. Then Brock escaped from Iduna, ran to his room in tears, where his girlfriend, Misty; and his best friends, Ash Ketchum, May, Max, and Pikachu, were waiting for him, and slammed the door.

Agnarr angrily put Elsa down, and he confronted her. "All right, Elsa! That's it!" he shouted angrily, "Go to your room! Now!"

Elsa played dumb. "Ok, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go. And send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes."

"I said now!" snarled Agnarr.

"Mother, do I have to?" asked Elsa.

"Yes, you do!" Iduna scolded a guilty Elsa, "I hope you're happy, Elsa! You've ruined Thanksgiving!!"

Elsa became very angry. She glared angrily at Agnarr and Iduna and yelled, "You two are as evil as the Duke of Weselton!" And she stormed to her own room, where her best friend, Moana Waialiki, was waiting for her.