Director of Land Development

The **Director of Land Development** (shortened as D.O.L.D.) is the upgraded version of the Land Acquisition Architect that can only be fought in the Chief Executive Officer's office in the Clubhouse in Bossbot Headquarters. The Director of Land Development is one of the three Directors that are fought at the end of the Drowsy Dreamland taskline. He is accompanied with the Director of Public Affairs and Derrick Hand.

The Final Task (for now) in the game involves the Toons infiltrating a meeting between The Chairman and the Chief Executive Officer. After arriving at the meeting disguised, the Toons see the Chief Executive Officer already giving directives for three immensely powered up Cogs to take the places of the previous three that the player had defeated during the Main Taskline.

## Attacks

(Single)
(Single)
(Single)
(All)
 Damage
 Frequency

## Cheats

Unites are disabled for the rest of the battle, starting after Toons pick their gags in the first round.

This cheat will afflict Toons with the Ink Drain debuff, reducing Gag effectiveness by 40% for 2 rounds. For example, a 300 damage TNT will deal 180 damage instead. This cheat will activate at the beginning of the round starting on Round 2 and every 4 rounds afterwards. This cheat is identified by Toons being colored gray while under the effects of Ink Drain.

## Strategy

Strategy for this boss fight can be found on The Directors page.

## Loot

* 10 Gumballs
* 275 Jellybeans
* 500 Toon Experience

## Dialogue

*(Full cutscene script can be found located on The Directors page)*

* "Mind me ta change ya a bit, hither and yon?"
* "Ya look crook-ed enough ta swallow nails and spit out corkscrews."
* "We can't have ya walkin the ranch all helter-skelter!"
* "Y'all look ta be caught all Higgledy-Piggledy."
 Red Tape
* "This oughtta tie the barb on that!"
* "Gonna need more than a boot ta step over this tape!"
* "Sorry pardner, I don't much think ya can unravel this con-on-drum. Now, I say, that looks a bad paste!"
 Eviction Notice
* "Cut a path, pardner."
* "Off my land, pardner."
* "Outta my dice house, pardner."
* "Dontcha start coolin' ya heels."
 Quake
* "WOAH'OH! The land looks to be goin full chisel!"
* "I do believe I see you quakin' n' yer boots."
* "Watch for th' afterclaps!"
* "Feet o' rollin' thunder!"
* "Don't shake the beans!"
* "Hear the tin a-shakin'!"
* "The earth is lookin' ta quake!"
 Aftershock
* "Looks like the lands on fits and starts!"
* "Hope this ain't too shockin' for ya!"
* "Best plant yerself on that ground you stand on."
* "Shake a can, pardner."
* "Yippee-ki-yah-yippee-ki-yo!"
 Overwhelming Authority
 Ink Drain
* "Ink says yer wanted."
* "Sorry ta siphon yer hopes!"
* "Yer farm looks drained."

* "Yippee-ki-yah-yippee-ki-yo!"
* "Ink says yer wanted."
 Death Taunts
* "Y'all come on back now! There's a whole lot more where that came from!"
* "Slither on back to that there playground why don'tcha!?"
 Surrender Taunt
 Friend Request Denials
* The Director of Land Development juts his chin and sneers, "You and yer taradiddles are jus' lookin' ta buy out ma ranch!"
* The Director of Land Development looks down at you and wiggles his fingers at his sides: "There ain't room in this town for tha both o' us."
* The Director of Land Development laughs a bit and cricks his jaw: "Sorry chickabiddy, terrain 'round here is a bit mite too rough for the likes a' you."

## Trivia

* The D.O.L.D.'s real name is a reference to a southern United States slang meaning crazy, unrestrained, or uncontrolled.
* Prior to the v1.2.7 update, the D.O.L.D. had 1053 HP.
	+ This makes him the Cog who has received the highest health buff compared to the rest of the affected Managers.
* The D.O.L.D. received a different body shape when he was redesigned for the 1.3 update, making him one of the few Cogs to receive such change.
	+ Prior to this, he was merely a thin Skelecog.
* The D.O.L.D. is the only Director that does not use all the same attacks as his predecessor.
* The D.O.L.D. is the only one out of the three upgraded Managers with different phrases for his standard attacks.
* Prior to v1.3.0, the D.O.L.D. had a largely different dialogue compared to his current version. His dialogue from before v1.3.0 is as follows:

 Removed Friend Request Denials
* The Director of Land Development laughs. "Oh, sweet bolts, no."
* The Director of Land Development scoffs, "Do I look like a Toon to you?"
 Removed Ink Drain Dialogue

## Gallery

* Official Artwork
* Screenshots/Misc. Images
* Renders

Concept art of the D.O.L.D. by Mailman

The D.O.L.D.'s design prior to v1.3.0The D.O.L.D. originally had white eyes prior to his release. Model and texture by MailmanThe D.O.L.D.'s intiial head animations by NonsensicalThings. Animations were later redone to better fit those of the Derrick Hand and the D.O.P.A,. Final animations done by Berkie

Renders of the Director of Land DevelopmentThe D.O.L.D.'s death animation