Ed

Ed
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Ed is a retired surgeon that used to live in the city. Now he lives alone in a house in the Deep Forest of Jugafuchi. He only has patience for a short while before insisting that Tsuki leave. He can be seen digging a hole and dragging a wriggling trash bag late at night.

He made his debut appearance in the August 27, 2019 update of the game.

## Quotes

**Sitting on Porch**

* Oh, hey. I don't get many visitors out here in the woods. Call me Ed.
	+ (My name's Tsuki!) Tsuki... Interesting. Well, you're free to hang around here. I'm just biding my time, I'm retired, you see.
* Oh you're back. Exploring I see! Don't wander too deep into the forest. You might not like what you'll find.
* So, Tsuki. What do you do?
	+ (I'm a farmer.) A... farmer? ...You know, I used to be a famous surgeon in the City. But I left that all behind. The forest is much more suitable for me.
	+ (I enjoy life.) Sounds like you don't have a care in the world.
* That's a nice machete you have there kid. I like it a lot.
* Is that a bow? The wood is pristine! Do you hunt?
	+ (Yes, of course!) That's interesting, my friend. Happy hunting!
	+ (No...) That's a shame. One could accomplish a lot with a bow like that.
* It's Sunday and the sun is up. What're you up to Tsuki.
	+ (Planning!) Ahh. Everyone should always be prepared. I like that.
	+ (Trekking!) Don't get lost, friend. These woods, they aren't as peaceful as they look.
* You look terribly tired, Tsuki. Remember to stay hydrated!
* You should be going. I have work to do.
* Please leave.
* Leave now.
* Shut up. Leave.
* I have much to do. My work is very important.
* Isn't it time you left?
* Back in the city, I felt... lost. Like I didn't know what I was doing, you know? I had so much money, I didn't know what to do with it. And so many girlfriends. Every night was a party. And yet... I felt empty. That was when I turned to art.
* I was fed up with the city life, it just wasn't... healthy for me to be there.
* Sometimes, those... savages come by my cabin. Pests. They should stay in their huts. This is my domain.
* Is that a paintbrush? That's very nice. Art feeds the soul.
* ...Tsuki. Don't sneak up on me like that. I don't like to be interrupted.
* I don't see the point of this... hiking. Seems juvenile. You should get a real hobby.
* So Tsuki. You mentioned before that you like to hunt? That certainly piqued my interest. Tell me more about this... hunting.
	+ (It's a secret...) Hahaha... I know in our trade, sealed lips are key. I would like to hear about your technique though. Eventually.
	+ (Legendary fish...) Oh. Yes. I too enjoy fishing. It's a great way to waste time, I suppose.
* You know... I almost lost it in the city. They had me. I don't know how I got out of there.
* Out here, in these woods, nobody can find me. Well, except for you.
* You know, Tsuki. I've enjoyed our conversations. It's been nice talking to someone.
* Hello friend. Nice to see you again. Stay a while. The forest isn't going anywhere.
* I like this raincoat. It protects me from the elements.
* Oh, it's you again. Still haven't given up on this... hiking... Well, to each their own. I have... alternative hobbies too.
* I built this cabin myself. It's even got a cellar to keep wine!

**“Gardening”**

* Tsuki! I'm just digging this hole. Gardening stuff. Got myself a green thumb nowadays.
	+ (Okay.) ...Yeah. Don't fall in, it's pretty deep.
* You know, you should get a move on. I gotta finish up digging this hole.
* Leave me alone. I'm busy.
* I said. Leave me alone. I'm not kidding, Tsuki.

**Taking out Trash**

* Oh Tsuki. I'm taking out the trash. Nothing to see here.
* What are you doing here, Tsuki? It's so early in the morning.
* Maybe you should leave. I'm kinda busy.
* Get out of here.

**Best Friend Response**

* Tsuki. Before you go, I got something for you to help you on your journey. A lollipop! I made it myself, you know. Don't wait too long before eating it. Trust me, it's delicious.
	+ (Thank you!) No problem. Enjoy it.

## Trivia

* His full name is Ed Rundy, which could be a reference to serial killer Ted Bundy.