Censorship in El Kadsre

**Censorship in El Kadsre** mainly focuses on the internet and television broadcasts. It can be considered a sub-page of Bowlderize.

## Television

* When Emma González's "We call B.S." speech aired on El TV Kadsre 24, it was put on seven-second delay to allow for the word "B.S." to be bleeped out. As a result, El Kadsre had been called several insults and swear words by gun control advocates.
* Comparative advertising is banned in El Kadsre. Examples of ads being censored are:
	+ The Coca-Cola ads featuring Max Headroom were censored to remove all mentions of Pepsi. The ad where Max angrily interrogates a can of Pepsi about its inferiority was re-shot to change the Pepsi can to a can of generic white label soda, and Matt Frewer re-shot Max's video so he mentioned "other sodas" instead of "Pepsi". In the case where Coca-Cola El Kadsre did not have the time to censor mentions of Pepsi; they simply airbrushed the Pepsi imagery out and/or censored all mentions of Pepsi with silence or white noise.
	+ The Sega Genesis' advertising campaign "Genesis Does What Nintendon't" was pulled from television broadcast after three days. The campaign had to have all mentions of Nintendo removed and the campaign's ads were redone, and then it was relaunched as "Genesis Does What The Other Consoles Don't". Even then, the ads mainly aired on Banushen Television and TTV, as they were the only ones that Sega bothered to buy ad space on.
* *SpongeBob SquarePants* has been censored:
	+ The ending to the episode "The Great Snail Race" (Sandy kicking SpongeBob's butt) was censored on both RGN and the El TV Kadsre channels. RGN cuts to black as Squidward says "Will I ever win?" and El TV Kadsre's channels fade out as they start to laugh afterwards. Meanwhile, Nickelodeon uses the RGN cut.
	+ The episode "Wormy" had the sudden live-action buzzing horsefly close-ups cut on all three networks.
	+ The scene in "Squidville" where Patrick puts the cake in his pants is deleted on RGN airings.
	+ Early airings of "Sun Bleached" on RGN had the scene with the old man in the soda commercial cut for unknown reasons.
	+ "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy" had it's ending on RGN cut under the "Anti-misogyny" flag. Instead, in RGN airings, the episode cuts to black after Sandy yells "Take this sicko away!". Meanwhile, the El TV Kadsre channels keep the scene intact.
* *My Cat from Hell* is edited to replace censorship bleeps with silence or white noise, especially since as of late it also runs for FTA viewers on ETVKK, which is mainly aimed towards *kids and teenagers*. However, the title was not changed.
* Recent ETVKK reruns of WWF Attitude Era shows have most of the inappropriate things cut or redubbed to change swears to childish words.
* El TV Kadsre 3 airings of *The Nostalgia Critic* cut any scenes of the Critic using his gun and the Take Thats to *Pokemon* in the post-cancellation episodes.
* El TV Kadsre 4 cut the *entire destroying My Little Pony tat* part of the My Little Pony Mystery Bags review by Ashens, replacing it with a screen telling us that the channel did not want to anger Bronies.
* El TV Kadsre 2 cut an entire scene from an *Orange is the New Black* episode for badmouthing Bronies and furries. In another words, El TV Kadsre wants both internet trolls and Fan Dumbs to both shut the f\*\*\* up.
* El TV Kadsre 5 ordered the English dubbers of the Korean drama *Black* to remove the anti-human greed morals as censors believed it promoted "anarchism and anti-consumerism", among other things.
* When the finale of the original series of *Will & Grace* was screened in El Kadsre, all mentions of *ER* are being replaced by *Boston Legal*.
* When Star TV aired the *Caroline in the City* episode "*Caroline and Richard's Mom*", all mentions of NBC promotional posters (e.g. Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt from *Mad About You*) were replaced by Star TV promotional posters (e.g. Craig T. Nelson from *Coach*)
* Banushen Television's prints of the *Caroline in the City* episode "Caroline and Richard's Mom" replaced the image of Jay Leno on the NBC promotional poster board with the image of Doraemon (in order to promote the strength of airing the 1979 *Doraemon* anime on the network).

## Internet

* Maddoxia EK censors the butts on the documentary about Indians pooping in public.

## Film

* The TV edit of *Casino* (home of the "Stuff you!" and "Freak you. Freak you, Sam Rothstein. Freeeak yooou." redubs) was originally created for the El Kadsreian theatrical release in order for it be released as PG.
* *The Lego Movie* had the closeup of Wonder Woman's hands as she is handcuffed cut from it's theatrical release in El Kadsre under the "Anti-misogyny" flag.
* When *Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare* aired on ETVKK, Freddy flipping the middle finger was edited to digital paint it into him showing his fist.
* When *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* and *Shock Treatment* aired on ETVKK, all of the violence and nudity was either digitally edited or replaced with black screens with the sound playing underneath and swears were redubbed into more childish equivalents like "heck" and "darn". Also, one song lyric from the latter became:

"*Complainin'* in the kitchen or cryin' in the bedroom all night!"
and two different lyrics became:
"...a man should be the drink, for his own *darn* sake!"
and
"*Political people* are maggots, thank God I'm a maaaaaaaan!"
and *yet* another lyric became:
"...and tolerance for *the worldwide faces!*"
* A El TV Kadsre 1 airing of *Gone With the Wind* changed one of the most famous lines in cinema to:

"Frankly my dear, I don't care about that".
* The same edited line was used for the *Gone With the Wind* cosplayers in the hotel-confused-for-a-comic-con scenes in *Dancin' It's On!* when it aired on ETVKK.
* The El TV Kadsre 5 airing of *I'm Not Ashamed* cut the majority of Kevin's scenes out (Kevin being the boy Rachel went to prom with in the film), since Rachel Scott went to prom in real-life with a white man named Nick Baumgart, and since Kevin was Asian, it was considered inaccurate to history.
* When *Student Bodies* was released in the Vlokozu Union, the infamous "R rating" scene was redubbed so the man at the desk mentioned the PG rating instead (and redubbed the saying of "F\*\*\* you" to "You suck"), and also replaced the MPAA R rating card with a El Kadsre Film and Game Rating Board PG rating card (although on some prints of this edit the MPAA card shows up for half a second before the EKFGR card is spliced in).
* The Mickey Mouse short Donald's Dillema was edited on on TV and video after Donald sings When You Wish Upon A Star until she realizes Donald Duck sings.
* El TV Kadsre Films was infamous for "getting the scissors out" during it's government ownership days for many foreign horror films they distributed:
	+ *City of the Living Dead*. Good lord.
		- Rose and Tommy's infamous death scene, wherein Rose's eyes bleed and she then vomits her entrails out followed by Tommy getting his head ripped open, was shortened to just Father Thomas' spirit causing it to happen followed by an abrupt cut to Emily's body being discovered in the garage.

## Video games

* The Template:W level is completely removed from the El Kadsreian copy of *Template:W* due to the similarities to the mass shootings in Westfield Caelum.
* Maddox's Quest had all communist symbols removed, they were in the sequels, SNES & GBA ports, Virtual Console ports & Nintendo Switch Online NES Games however.

## Products

* RXBar's "No B.S." brand was renamed to "No Bad Stuff".

## Billboards

* As Template:W beer has been sold in El Kadsre since the 1970's, Molson attempted to bring their "B.C. or B.S.?" campaign to the country in 1997 when Kokanee began being brewed in Ontario. Molson was then attacked by the Advertising board since "B.S." stands for "Bulls\*\*t", and "B.S." is for some reason a very taboo word in El Kadsre. Molson ended up changing it to "B.C. or Ontario?", thus ruining the intended pun.

## Museums

* Anti-consumerist art is banned in El Kadsre. Any museums who display it will be fined or have the offending art destroyed.