Cangus

Cangus's Mugshot

Conlan "Cangus" Angus is the third member of the Marilize Legajuana group chat, as well as the resident pothead. He is an arrogant, stubborn, but lazy college student who hails from Chicago, IL, and has a tendency to say that he'll murder "anyone who puts ketchup on hot dogs." He is 19 years of age and is currently undergoing osmisis to create several clones of himself because he believes, in his own words, "bitches ain't shit." While seeming like a complete idiot on the surface, Cangus actually has a high school diploma, much to the dismay of his former teachers. In his spare time, Cangus enjoys driving his Honda Odyssey, streaming on Twitch, editing Youtube videos, as well as working on Computers.

## Childhood

Cangus grew up on the worst side of Chicago humanly possible. His entire early life was plagued by drug dealing slashers, racist Asian people, and the obvious disadvantage of living in the worst state in America: Illinois. When he was 6 years of age, shortly after being moved to a slightly-less worse part of Chicago, he began playing/abusing a Leapster gaming device, and thus, he joined the secluded society of "gamers."

This led to a large number of ups and downs for Cangus; since gamers are considered a minority, he was constantly shunned for his love of video games. This made the boy incredibly shy and quiet, but gave him more time to experiment with electronics at a young age. Eventually, this led to Cangus meeting r4dical, and eventually joining the Marilize group chat.

## The Showdown Arc

While in a group chat on Skype with friends Noah and Wubz, Cangus heard a boy ask for help recording desktop audio on a Mac. Having a Mac himself, Cangus offered to help the kid out. That boy was r4dical, and after talking for a number of days, the two became friends. After several, several falling outs, Brandon and Cangus began mending their friendship, though the alliance was unstable and uneasy. This continued until early 2018, when Marilize was created.

## The Birth of Marilize Arc

In February of 2018, Cangus was one of the founding members of the Marilize Legajuana group, which, hilariously, spawned after he failed to create a Minecraft server properly. As such, the group was born, but was plagued early on by stupid drama. As drama built up between all the members of the group, more and more tension built between Cangus and Brandon, specifically. This culminated in the deleting of Brandon’s Youtube channel, at the hands of Cangus. Having been filled with much remorse after the fact, Cangus briefly departed from the group chat, hoping some absence would clear the air.

## Cangus's Disappearance

After spending much of the arc in a state of inactivity, in late April of 2018, Cangus returned towards the end of the arc. While on vacation in Florida, Cangus decided that hopefully enough time had passed and that the situation regarding Brandon’s Youtube channel had figured itself out.

Regrettably, the drama in the group had persisted, as most of the members of Marilize had deduced that Cangus had either removed himself from Discord entirely, or he had died. Upon his return, however, Cangus and Brandon decided one more time to resume being friends, and to put their nasty past behind them. This led to a wide variety of adventures, including the griefing of Geo’s base. The peace continued into the end of the Weed Arc, right up to the beginning of the Banjo-Smash Arc.

## The First Weed Arc

In November of 2018, a call was made in the group chat, started by Cangus. While calling the group, Cangus was smoking weed for the third time. As a result, he had bo idea how to act, and reached out to his friends for help. However, instead of helping him, the members who joined the call began making memes out of the intoxicated Cangus, leading to several additions to the Holy Manuscripts, as well as reaction images still used by the group to this day.

While Cangus would not join the group calls high court often, it was still a time period where two other members of Marilize would begin smoking; Brandon and Weebi. This arc continued into June of 2019, when the Banjo-Smash arc began.