Adventurous Escapers Quotes

#### Star Emperor

Star Emperor: You know what? Someday you're gonna wind up all alone. And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

#### KSEA, The Founder of Polluter Inc.

KSEA: CHASE EM' AWAY... *CHASE EM' AWAY...* I'M AFRAID, NEED YOUR AID!

#### Black Dragon of Apocalypse

Black Dragon: Now, shall you deal with *me*, O Prince - and all the powers of HELL!

#### sans

sans: You thought it hit an iceberg? Well, now, that's just silly!

### Introductions

#### tvtokyo

tvtokyo: that's right. i am tv tokyo minato japan.

### Book PFP

Book PFP: If the only man you ever loved was just declared dead, wouldn't you feel the same way?

#### AM-SCARY

Min: *Phil, what do you call that thing??*
*Phil: Two words!* AM-SCRAY!

#### CyBuggie

WarriorBoi: For reference, this guy's at least the size of an SUV.

Star Emperor's Arch Enemy: Face to face with a predator gone savage.

Ralsei: It's hard to imagine how he's even standing.

### Defeats

#### Star Emperor

Star Lord: Being the Queen's guard dog is more painful than most think.

(The Emperor gets sucked into THE DEPTHS OF THE CHALLENGER DEEP)

Star Emperor: I PROMISE I'LL PAY Y'ALL BACK!!! I PROMISE!!!

(He falls 265445465467 feet into the Challenger deep)

Star Minion 1: *The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel.*

Star Minion 2: The end of his era.

#### TPTsriel

TPTsriel Minnesota: *Even if we painstakingly piece together something lost, it doesn't mean things will ever go back to how they were.*

Min: I’m not really sure why it is – I feel like tears are going to fall. But if I cry or make a sad face, I’m sure the tropers would be troubled.

Tptsriel: I'm a crybaby... am I right?

TZ: Goodbye, Friend...

TPTsriel: This isn't the last time, either...

Min: *Goodbye Child! \*sniffs\* You'll be a great designer, and I'm sure you'll be very happy! You'll never forget me!!*

TPTsriel: *Goodbye" may seem forever. "Farewell" is like the end. But in my heart is a memory, and there you'll always be. (turns to a flower)*

Min: Please don't leave me! I love you.

Tptsriel: *Hush now, quiet now... It's time to lay your sleepy head... Hush now, quiet now... Prepare for the path ahead... Drift, drift up above... The angels are beside you then... Drift, drift up above... One day we'll meet again...*

#### Spamton

Queen's Mind: BEEEEEEEEEP

Alabama Public Television: I wish I could go to where you have appeared... How I wish I could join you there...Warriors...

BS11: If she weren't so adorable, she wouldn't get away with this borderline slander.

### Book PFP

Book PFP: (fainted due to budget cuts)

Floweria: Don't worry, he's not really dead...

Firey jr PFP: You're my good boy... *I love you...*

#### Water Zombies

Min: The finest soldiers of WATER... slaughtered senselessly by the Warriors.

### Encounters

#### Yarnball

Nerdy Magician: *HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!!!*

Book PFP: Awww...

#### Star Emperor

Star Lord: Hoping to find a new home, YOU could not escape the dangers.

Book PFP: And one scene later...

#### Arthur Read

Arthur Read: We'll let this subtitle explain.

TZ: AMAZING HEADBAND OF JUSTICE IN PLACE, AMAZING ARMOR OF JUSTICE PROTECT ME!

#### Azzy

*Azzy: Damien... you’re my one and only brother.*

### In House Club

tvtokyo: (bad time) DAMN YOU SODA MACHINE!

D.W: *This place is a farm? We're all just food?*

Limey: I want to die.

TV Osaka: Heya, buddy...

#### Hospital

Nippon TV: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Sign: Caution: Do not run when wall is wet.

#### Shop

Shopkeeper TV Aichi: Warriors*, have one Rice ball. I made this for you.*

BS11: *Guess who's back? Back again? I am back, tell your friend! Guess who's back? Guess who's back?*

Book PFP: Veronica! Dinner!

Trixie: Don't call me that! Call me Trixie! I'M TRIXIE!

#### Science Lab

Science Boi: Ever wonder why kids are advised to have an adult present when they're doing science experiments?

BS11: They don't need no Juliets.

#### Librarby

tvtokyo: "Well, excuuuuse me!" said the princess.

### Beginning of the Movie

Narrator: And it's always Once Upon a Time in Starry Island...

BS11: Census options in Yharnam include: Man, Woman, Beast, Pale Blood and Hunter.

### Starry Island

#### Popusie's Conflict

Popusie: I should have listened to you, Everyone!!!

Sweetscovery Kids: *I don't like violence. (goes to Iceland)*

#### WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

Tokyo MX: *Is this where I belong?...*

Kids Station: *Release* *the hounds.*

Fuji TV: Be glad they don't have rabies.

Wolf: *What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?*

#### Survivors vs Mice

Fuji TV: *Now, this is what happens when a rat gets a little too comfortable around humans.*

TV Asahi: Glad it's on our side.

#### Recovered Island

Narrator: Tears of Joy just took on a whole new meaning.

### Doomed Island

TZ: My home... *It's gone!* Bubblegums... butterflies... cotton candy...

Min: *No one can see her like this... I never wanted this for her.*

Warriorboi: Nothing Is the Same Anymore...

Fei Yan: *Can't you see? You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse.*

### Storm Scene

Narrator: "Poor child", indeed.

Doctor Trayarus: Sweet dreams, kids. It doesn't end here. Not by a long shot.

Warriors: (gasp!)

(Their boat gets struck by lightning and they get sent into the water)

Min: *Clearly I will go sailing no more....*

Floweria: The storm provides!

(The warriors reach the rough surface)

Floweria: Behold, the storm that stunned many generations of grown-ups to come.

Book PFP (on a jetpack): Might wanna look behind you.

(The warriors realize a megatsunami is heading towards them.)

Sock: Odin help us.

Megatsunami: In the face of it... You. Are. Nothing.

Firey Jr PFP (Riding Book PFP): Insert *Jaws* music here.

(Jaws Music plays)

Book PFP: *This is the part where you run away.*

Firey Jr PFP: *Mamma mia...*

Alpha Channel: (*She wants something to love, I think. Something that isn't her. Or maybe...* she'd just love something to eat.)

Min: RUN! RUN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUN!

TZ: *Where's the boat?*

WarBoi: Once you're in their territory, you're in big trouble.

Min: *I never thought about it before, but everything he did was for me. He's the only family I've ever known.*

Megatsunami: Embrace the shadows...

Linked Horizon (Offscreen): *SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? NEIN, WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!*

Sock: Yeah...*good luck with that.*

Min: It's getting scary, feeling so lonely in the storm...

(The megatsunami hits them and they get dragged down into the water)

Tee Zeng: *Chris is all dressed up and acting coy, Painted like a brand new Christmas toy, He's trying to figure out if he's a girl or he's a boy...*

### Unknown Island

#### Hopeless

Min: "I'm sorry. I didn't want to hurt us. I just wanted... to be something I'm not.

TZ: It's okay dear child.

Suzy: ...do you think...I can be a hero, too...?

Book PFP: It's a terrible day for rain.

TZ: *I...I don't know how I can go on...*

tvtokyo: Kitty has to go.

#### Book PFP's Explaining

Book PFP: Save what has been lost... bring back what once was mine... What once was mine...

##### Bilisei's Despair

Warrior Xiue: *There was one last thing I forgot to tell you...You didn't need to apologize to Makarov... because he's already dead. I hope you meet him in heaven.*

Bilisei: I never knew being weak could be so painful...

tvtokyo: i*t's okay...*

TZ (tearful): Poor little child...

Nerdy Magician: Bilibili is *not* a jolly fellow right now.

Bilisei: I'm weak... I know that much. And yet, I must try!

Book PFP: *I'm sorry. I messed up.*

#### Limey's Explanation

Limey: You are one with the sea, as you are the one with me. Do not lose both your life's loves.

tvtokyo: nothing is worse then when your biological parent gets infected by criminals on your birthday.

#### TZ's Breakdown

Tee Zeng: *I want to go home! I want to go back to my house by the hill! I want to see my mother!*

Warriorscovery Family: *Your mother can't be with you anymore.*

Min: Where's the daddy?

Warhouse TV: He got infected...

Book PFP: Someone give this adorable little child a hug.

Min: Hey, kids! Let's play *Faith and Redemption,* the Christian-blessed alternative to *Magic*!

### Green Fields

TV Aichi the Unextinctable: Who you callin' dummy, *dummy?*

Kicko: You gotta set up tables at both restaurants. And if Ruth shows up, you can make an excuse and go back across the street.

Bilisei: *Oh, man, I've got two dates to the Spring Dance. It's sort of like that old episode of... well, every show.*

### Desert

#### Illuminati Encounter

Kicko: They didn't call her "Blood and Steel" Gibril for nothing back in her gang days.

### Big Blue

#### Strange People

Poofie: *HARRO EBURYNYAN! HOW AH YU? FAIN, SANKYU!*

Min: *OH MAI GAH*!

#### Polluter Inc.

KSEA: Even pirates love their mamas... (nosebleed)

KSEA's co boss: *You must believe.*

KSEA: *The preceding paragraph is all stuff I just made up. But it's canonical now.*

### Fourest

#### Fourest Encounter

Kicko: This guy is the *reason* you Don't Go in the Woods...

#### (bleep) nature dance

Radio: *You land dwellers never understand. It's very important for fairy princesses to commune with nature. In the bleep, the way fairies were intended to be.*

#### It was at this moment...

Monkey 1: Monkeys see, Rai 2sei is screwed.

Rai 2: Oh, for the love of— Not again!— Wait a minute... One... Two... Oh, this is serious.

#### Beary Crazy Encounter

Sign: Remember, kids: *don't mess with bears.*

#### On Ice

sans: Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there who want to just jump onto ice without a second thought.

### Volcano of Fears

#### Big Bad King's Encounter

Limey: And He shall smite the wicked, and plunge them into the fiery pit!

### Cloud Cuckoo-land

#### Arriving

Book PFP: Pirates sail the seven... skies?

### Cyber City

#### Virus Battle

Min: Insecurities can be fatal. Just ask Ralph!

#### Vs. Spamton

Spamton: *This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their ((HYPERLINK BLOCKED)) and murder will foam up about their waists and all the wh\*res and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' ...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'*

Ad: For my sweater, there's no better, than authentic Irish setter!

#### Spamton NEO battle

Spamton: *Down inside the computer are three lasers—a red one, a green one, and a blue one. They are powerful enough to make a bright light but not powerful enough to ((burn)) through the back of your eyeball and broil your brain, fry your frontals, lase your lobes. As everyone learned in elementary school, these three colors of lights can be combined, with different intensities, to produce any color that Hiro Hao's eye is capable of seeing.*

Addison: That's an A+ fertilizer right there.

#### Ad craziness

DW: CLANNAD is where the characters quickly go from laughing to crying all within one episode.

TBS: And this is just the *FIRST episode.*

Spamton: Note: always knock before entering a room. Otherwise a girl in the middle of getting dressed can and *will* try to kill you with a laser cannon.

Ad: You have big b\*\*bs? In this economy? Have some shame!

Ad: He's got no strings to hold him down... but that floorboard seems to be doing a pretty good job.

AD: Who needs a close-range backup weapon? Your sniper scope has a reflex sight for that.

##### Toodles' final battle

Sock: 50 feet of... a *very* angry robot.

### Cherry Forest

#### Eagle's Eggs

Nerd: ...The eagle's eggs! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE BOY'S WEAK SPOT!

### Swamp of Sadness

Min (Tearful): *I believed in you! I BELIEVED IN YOU!!*

Sock (Tearful): *Please...don't leave me...*

Bilisei (Depressed, Not Sinking): How could this have happened? That young cheerful child.

TZ (tearful): Yes, you were, Mother. *(sniff) Yes, you were...*

Warrior Boi: There's nothing left to believe in.

#### Sinking in the Swamp (Song)

TZ: (Singing) *The life I knew is over, the lights are out... Hello darkness, I'm ready to succumb...*

Min: (Singing) Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself...

Limeystar (NOT SINKING): (Singing) Imagine what was running through Nothingness' head.

Warriorboi: (Singing) I know in a couple years, these will seem like childish fears, so I know this isn't bad, it's good. *Excuse me*.

Nerd: (notices that the warriors are sinking, Singing) *Good feeling's gone.*

Sock: (Singing) I guess those acting lessons paid off after all..﻿.

Bili: (singing) *There is no 'us'. I don't need you. I don't need anyone. You mean NOTHING to me. No one does.*

Sock: (singing) *Everything's not awesome. Anything's not possible. We are sinking in the swamp...*

Min: (Singing) When the swamp is so dark. The sadness overcomes us... It's over... we are drowning and inhaling swamp water...

TZ: (Singing) It's alright child... I got your back... first the storm? and now we are sinking in the swamp?

(The Warriors sink entirely into the swamp)

Warboi: Give us a reason. to believe us.

Nerd: The bubbles surround us. curing us. from the lack of air.

Min: It's not your fault. goofy boy. i'm still there breathing.

TZ: I want it to be simple. unfold the sadness.

Hiro: *I'd do anything for love... but I can't do that... Sinking in the Swamp.*

### Abyss

#### TZ's Realization

TZ: M-Min...?

Bilisei (Merboi): Sure, he's alive now, but you didn't know that!

Hiro: *Sometimes, Fear Is the Appropriate Response.*

TZ: *Apologies are a fine darb of a gesture and all, but I never know what to do with all those fish...*

### Void

Sock: *That's dark.*

Nerdy Magician: 16 years of constant vigilance, all sent down the drain by a moment's inattention.

Book PFP: The creatures of evil gather to worship their master... GATITA!!!

Bili: If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will...!

#### Falling into the deeper void

Gaster: Before any creation must come destruction.

#### Deeper Void

TZ: *There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow Shining at the end of every day...*

Gaster: TZ... I'll get you child, wherever you are hiding.

Book PFP: And because the scene goes by so fast, it doesn't just scare us, it scares us on a subconscious level.

Fire Jr PFP: Nothing Is Scarier indeed.

Min: M.C. Escher certainly used this for his art.

Tee Zeng: And now Min wants a cookie.

Gaster: *Hey-wai-don't touch me! DON'T HUG ME! I'm not a doll, you know! I can't breathe- \*mggggfffh\**

### Spirit Realm

#### TZ reunites with mom and dad

TZ: *I failed, Warrior. I failed you. I couldn't save them.*

tvtokyo: admit it, by this point you would have wanted them to win.

TZ: ...Mom?

Mom: Daughter*... this is what you wanted, right? This is my promise I made to you.*

TZ: Daddy...

Mom: *Oh, Dad... I'm so sorry.*

Min: No one is going to remember you at all by the time we're done; all that's left for you is despair and regret.

#### Min comforts TZ

Min: For the first time in your life, it really doesn't seem like Game Over. With *no continues*.

Bilisei: *I'm so sorry, TZ...*

tvtokyo: He never should have said goodbye.

### Field

Ralsei: Being torn between family and honor is *not* easy to deal with.

Lancer: Gesundheit! Heh heh.

(Ralsei sees red paint)

Ralsei: Get a mop... again.

Seam: Results may vary.

### Old Iron Bridge

TZ: You can't go through life believing that everyone you meet will one day let you down.

Su: Dammit, Mattel!

Book PFP: *We're having a moment here. Don't ruin it.*

#### Falling from the bridge

All (Except Su): (screaming)

Su: *To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with, and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject destructive order as an undesirable equal to destructive disorder.*

### Cattle Creek

(they splash into the river and drown except The TXN Gang who's in a breathing bubble, Aztectronic 7 who's flying on a jetpack and Bilisei)

Mani (off screen): Buhhhuuhhuhuhuh...

(they wake up)

Mani: A nightmare for You, or a nightmare for the rest? Who's to say it can't be both?

Tee Zeng: He gave us a signal!

Book PFP: *The Merboi-Signal is not a beeper.*

(they see elysians)

Merboi: "Elysian" is an apt name for these creatures.

TZ: Not really painted on the ground, but it sure looks like it.

Min: *This crystal chamber has harnessed the rays of the red sun of Krypton. Once exposed to these rays, all your great powers on Earth will disappear forever. But consider once it is done, there is no return. You will become an ordinary man. You will feel like an ordinary man. You can be hurt like an ordinary man. My son, are you sure?*

Elysian: *If this has been a test, I cannot see the reason, but maybe knowing I don't know is part of getting through.*

Tee Zeng: Elysians, and fish, and swampweed, oh my god!

Elysia CCTV 6: *In a matter of seconds, the plaza had gone from a ghostly quiet to a shoot out that would have been at home in a holo-drama about the Abyss.*

Hiro Hao: Most respected in all of my fields!

### Minneapolis

#### Arrival

(the warriors resurface to the Mississippi River)

Tee Zeng (notices she haswater on her shirt): Damn it, I dry cleaned these just yesterday!

#### Minneapolis Headquarters

Emperor TPT: *Washington [DC] is not a place to live in. The rents are high, the food is bad, the dust is disgusting and the morals are deplorable. Go West, young man, go West and grow up with the country!*

WETA: Yes, but how did they squeeze her through that tiny opening? It's way too narrow for her wings!

Min: (to TPT) *It's for YOU!* [wham!] *You shouldn't* [wham!] *hurt* [wham!] *people!*

WNET: *Sure as day follows night, sure as eggs is eggs, sure as every odd-numbered* Star Trek *movie is shit.*

WGBH: No, you *can't* play as the race car!

WNET: Clearly *someone* wasn't paying attention to the rule about no photography...

TV: *And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul!*

WETA: When they say ducks come with big bills, this isn't what they mean, Gladstone!

#### Kung Fu Battle

TPT: This is why you should never enter a fight without knowing your enemy, why you should never pick a fight with a building full of kung fu masters, and why you should never make your landlady angry.

Radio: *Everybody was kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning, In fact, it was a little bit frightening. But they fought with expert timing.*

#### Fresh A Voca Do

Radio on ceiling: *He's big, he's dumb, he's got the IQ of gum. He's got the brain about the size of a sourdough crumb. But he'll beat on your head like a big bass drum. His behavior is truly unruly. He's a bully!*

TV: One of the earliest shut-ins.

### Electrode

#### Aztectronic 7's Rock battle with Doctor Trayurus

Aztectronic 7: *ROCK ON!*

DJ Trayaurus: Shut up. It's an endearing character trait.

### Space

#### TFOU's Encounter

TFOU: *Hey guys...!*

Min: No wonder they couldn't sleep.

Tee Zeng: When you want to look ten years younger, there's a small price toupee.

Hiro Hao: Marowak giving you a bone to pick with it.

Tee Zeng: *Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress towards more pain. The old civilizations claimed that they were founded on love or justice. Ours is founded upon hatred. In our world there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph, and self-abasement. Everything else we shall destroy — YOU.*

TFOU's Radio: *She met him down at the laundromat. Three a.m., on a washing machine they sat. And talked 'till dawn.*

### Gongmen Bay

Min: I've never seen so many octopus... Behind any of which could lurk a bloodthirsty assassin!

Hiro: Eh... at least the Octopus is not he-

(the octopus grabs them and drags them down into the bottom)

Min: *I was strapped to a pallet and laid at an angle with a cloth placed over my mouth. My arms and legs were tied, and we had agreed a signal that when it became too much I would bang my arms on my legs. You start to breathe in and out, but when the water just fills everywhere up it just hits you. It changed my opinion completely. I realized that it really is a form of torture that shouldn't be used. I only lasted five to ten seconds, and the sound of my voice crying out to stop isn't me acting. The psychological damage of doing that to someone for even a minute would be indescribable.*

Tee Zeng: *If there must be a cat, do not, for the love of God, name it: Magnifi-cat or similar pun; Mr. Adjective-Anatomical-feature; with two or more words all starting with the same letter; or with any name plus the surname of the cat's owner.*

### Realm of Monsters

#### Unknown Encounter

Book PFP: A mortal has no business in the Realm of Monsters...

#### Smooze encounter

Bili: Nothing can stop the Smooze!

Warriorscovery Family: Except my True Soul Sword Will!

Warhouse: Smooze, Go to Your Room!

(the smooze buries Warriorscovery Family. luckily, his True Soul Sword Manages to slices them in half.)

### Heck

#### S4t4n

Book PFP: Rob's infiltration goes up in smoke.

Min: He comes in peace... NOT!

### Roaring

Bilisei: Lost eternally in an endless night... Is *that* your idea of 'paradise'?

Titan 1: One day, a mysterious shadow crept over the valley... and then something dreadful happened...

Min: I'll ki// you for this!

TZ: *So, you've come to stare at* *THE BEAST, HAVE YOU?!*

Titan 2: Let the darkness consume you...

Titan 3: *What's she gonna do, ki// me?*

Titan 1: Your chi will be mine soon enough...

TZ: There is no calm within the eye of this storm...

Titan 1: *Hello, Rudy.*

Titan 2: Now I am become death. The destroyer of worlds.

Titan 3: Oh, look at this. We've got a grade-A suck up. Good to know, good to know.

TZ: There goes your evening dinner.

### Shattered Worlds

Black Dragon: *You really are a bad guy...*

#### Killed Rabbits

Book PFP: *I just wanted a movie about bunnies!*

Min: *That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! It's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! It's got huge sharp... it can leap about...* look at the bones!

### Big Bad Emperor's Castle

#### Final War

Star Emperor: *Arise, my messengers of death! Our time has arrived!*

Minions: *The ants go marching two-by-two, hurrah, hurrah, you'll all be dead before we're through, hurrah, hurrah,*

Min: O-Oh my god...

Star Boi: Today your mother... Tomorrow you.

(Star boi transforms into a giant)

TZ: This puts the "pain" in "Painful Transformation"...

Star boi: You will beg on your knees for death to come swiftly - but I shall make your torment long and loud before you die!

Min: He may be in a cage but he doesn’t take any monkey business.

Star Boi: *As far as we know, in a man that age, only two things can cause stroke: Violent anger, or fear.*

TZ: *But I haven't even beat him yet! I just said the word 'Chicken!'*

Mani: That's what you get after a Deal with the Devil.... or the god of the underworld.... OR ME, in this case.

### Final Battle

Sneaky Tencer Video: And yet it still remains uneaten by ravenous chimpanzees. The disguise must be working!

Youku: Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

IQiyi: MANIPULENS*?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A CANCER IS?! CANCER IS A SMALL PIECE OF DEATH THAT SLOWLY TAKES OVER A BODY!*

Min: I'm a good witch.

Youku: *When are you going to run out and fall apart?*

Tencer Video: *I am just so proud of you, man. Mani's finally being super idiotic.*

Youku: No one complains about the lack of pictures like Manipulens!

IQiyi: Apparently they have power over the *phenomenally* weak-minded.

Youku (seeing CCTV-14): Ah, to be a young woman with enormous sleeves.

Mani: For the Empire!

Min: *They'll be doing this shit at elementary schools in no time! It's legal, bro! Legal!*

Tencent Video: *Last chance — I'll just keep tanking the rakes and maybe I'll somehow become really psychotically into being rake-faced just in time to be prepared for the sequel. And* I'll be blatted in the face with a rake if that isn't kind of what happened*!*

Thomas: All aboard!! Next stop — your DOOM.

Mani: To see the nerds driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their math club.

### True Real Absolute Final Battle

#### True Power

The Super-Saiyans: BEHOLD!!! *The ABSOLUTE POWER!*

Tptsriel (Hyperdeath): Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared... BE PREPARED!

Hyper Min: To The Fairest.

Book PFP: This looks like a job for Tee Zeng!...'s conscience.

Hyper Zeng: *They tug at the heart and fog the mind.*

Hyper Boy: *99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.*

#### After Star Emperor's defeat

Panikko: It seems that the main protagonist’s positive influence has finally freed everyone.

Star Emperor: Hey, Snowy... Thanks for everything.

Princess: Sweet freedom.

### Nothingham

AD: Every town / Has its ups and downs / Sometimes ups / Outnumber the downs / But not in Nottingham...

### White Void

Mani: *This cage is vast, it has no walls. While I stand still all I see is a white plain stretching across an equally blank sky. There is no life in this place.*

## Book PFP Reviews: Adventurous Escapers

### Halloween Craze

Book PFP (Majin): Fun is infinite with Gatita Enterprises!

Firey Jr PFP (Robotnik): *I'm telling you, brother, it's a frightful sight / To see what goes on Halloween night...*

Book PFP (John): Heeeeeere's BOOKEY!

### Book PFP's Attempts to be quiet

Book PFP: Quiet... quiet... (KLANG! KLANG! KLANG!) MAMA MIIIIIAAAAAA!

### Book PFP explains about the true power of The Star Emperor

Book PFP: Think he's scary now? Wait until you're fighting him as a One-Hit-Point Wonder.

Firey Jr PFP: Nothing can do Death Glares like furious animals.

### Book PFP's reaction to Swamp of Sadness

Book PFP: Dammit Gatita, why didn't you just let The WARRIORS have their happiness?

Firey Jr. PFP: Great, you got Min sad. You happy now, Gatita?

Bart: Sideshow Bob? *(groan)* I'm only ten, and I already got two mortal enemies!

### Unknown Island Reaction

Book PFP: Somebody please give this poor kid a hug...

### Spirit Realm Reaction

Book PFP: Ugh...really, Gatita? You're tugging at our heartstrings already?!

FJPFP: *The range of elemental powers on display is pretty creative, although the word elemental is getting stretched... We're past all of your fire, lightning, and ice, granddad. The cool kids now use smoke, concrete, video, and neon, which admittedly is an element (points to neon on the Periodic Table).*

### Book PFP's reaction to Star Emperor's Defeat

Book PFP: The King's Happily Ever After has just expired...

### Book PFP's Reaction

Book PFP (Showing a deviantart fanart of Swamp): Pictured here is a king stripped of his kingdom...

FJPFP: This trope also covers Pop Up YMMV.

Warriorscovery Family: *Imagine eating a giant bag of Skittles, then throwing it all up in a fit of sugar-induced nausea and you'll have some idea of what it feels like to sit through* My Little Pony: The Movie.

### Book PFP Plays Disemboweler IV

AD: *Disemboweler IV, the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.*

## Songs

### Lean on Me

Singer: *Lean on me when you're not strong and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on for it won't be long 'til I'm going to need somebody to lean on...*

### Broken Hallelujah

Min: *And it's not a cry you can hear at night*. *It's not somebody who's seen the light. It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah...*

### Tough Town

Nerd: It's a big old, bad old, tough old town, it's true...

### Sweet Nightingale!

*OH, SING, SWEET NIGHTINGALE, SING, SWEET NIGHTINGALE. HI-I-I-I-IIIGH...*

#### Redcoat

Singer: *Fetch me old red doublet,*

*Min: Bring it to me now,*

*TZ: I'll wear it in the rigging when they fire across the bow,*

*Hiro Hao: Fetch me old red doublet,*

*Nerd: That's all the luck we'll need,*

*Singer: Even if they shoot me down they'll never see me bleed!*

## Bilisei's Urban Legends

#### Skeledeer

Bilisei: *In the woods, a hiker consumes the flesh of his deceased friend in order to give himself the strength to press on and find civilization. To his horror, the corpse of his friend comes to life and tells him that while he should not be ashamed of nearly starving to death, "there is a price to pay for eating flesh in these woods", and that his friend belongs to the Mordeo now. The hiker then begins to grow antlers and his flesh tears off his head as it morphs into a deer skull.*

#### Star Wars

Bilisei: *To some extent, it's understandable that space adventures play fast and loose with physics. After all, who wants to watch Han Solo spend years on the journey to Alderaan, only to find that the planet has twice Earth gravity and he can barely stand up, much less swagger?*

#### Battle against India

Bilisei: ...But everything changed when the Chinese attacked.