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Imperium of Decay

## General Overview

The Imperium of Decay is the single largest Skeletalian organization other than the Skeletalian Empire, and even then it is not much smaller. They speak a language they call Yazyk Smerti, which is simply bland-reality Russian written in the standard alphabet. Similarly to the Skeletalian Empire, the Imperium of Decay consists mainly of marauding warriors with no cares in the world except for spilling blood in mass quantities.

## Society

Similarly to most Skeletalian groups, The Imperium has no real "civilians," with every individual contributing somehow to the war effort. The vast majority of its denizens are members of the Nesushchiye Smert, the military of the Imperium. If a Zhnets Smerti (an officer in the Nesushchiye Smert) kills an opponent, they will remove its head and take it to a Torgovets Trofeyami, who will exchange it for Monety Smerti, the currency of the Imperium. With this money a Zhnets Smerti can buy better weapons, armor, and even cybernetic limbs. Zhnetsy Smerti with more money will have better equipment and be generally more respected.

Taking the head of something one did not kill is seen as a capital sin by the Imperium and if a Zhnets Smerti is found out to have done so they will be beaten to death by their comrades.

The Imperium of Decay is one of few Skeletalian groups whose members have varying personalities and preferences, Some might be less violent, some prefer ranged combat, some are indifferent. As a result, the Imperium uses various types of weaponry.

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Olakathi

Olakathi is a planet in the Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈. Tidally locked, Olakathi has a beige sky and light brown ground.

## Geography

Due to Olakathi being tidally locked, Olakathi has one large sea bordered by ice. Several tiny islands are dotted around it. One large storm is constantly blowing on Olakathi.

## Inhabitants

Although it doesn't have any native species, Olakathi has a group of inhabitants. These are descendants of interdimensional pilgrims who moved to Olakathi to avoid modern technology. These pilgrims eventually forgot where they came from and believe that they are native to Olakathi.

The Descendants of Olakth live in giant boats that drift in the winds from the Storm of Charbydl - their name for the storm.
YouTube interface glasses

Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.Too fucking lazy

## (cont.)

### Recharge?

*Almost none(PIC is seen using these abilities frequently, despite just using them a few seconds beforehand)*

## Economics and source

### Sells for?

Biddable

The YouTube interface glasses¹ are a pair of shades that Mr. PIC Ardia obtained through special conditions that no one really knows about, except that it had to do something with his death and brief resurrection.

They give the user the ability to access a iteration of YouTube's UI in which everything interactable is repurposed for physical interaction, i.e the "stats for nerds" option gives a detailed description of the target's stats. the pause button will stop just about anything in its' tracks, and anything paused will show up in a playlist on the side, good for remembering and managing various objects. Objects and data can also be physically stored in a playlist using the "save" button.

One can chat with other people even if they don't have a pair of these glasses - as long as they have other means of receiving messages, that is - and speak through the live chat function. Users can be registered for later contact with the subscribe feature. If communication is challenged due to language difference, one can activate the subtitles features to intercept foreign language and communicate in it as well.

Communication is not limited to text only, however. Thanks to the share button and "copy" features, one can send images/gifs, videos, files, etc. by these means. Given there is a copy function, it can store data as well as the playlist function can, but the clipboard is read as just another playlist.

Annotations are spawnable via the interface, and they are useful as platforms and improvised weapons among other things - and disposal of them is done via the UI as well.

The report function alerts allies of the report target's location.

The fast-forward and rewind functions move time forward and backward respectively.

Repeat/Loop, when used on an object or being, causes the most recent event that happened to the target to repeat until turned off.

Video speed can slow (or accelerate) the flow of time from a minimum of 0.25x (1 second takes ~4 seconds) to a maximum of 2x (1 second takes ~0.5 second). It can also manipulate the speed of objects.

Video quality manipulates the quality of a target's appearance, i.e. 144p would make the target look blurry and pixelated whereas 4k would make it appear very clear. If used on a transparent object, all seen through that object has similar appearance changes.

It is currently unknown what other buttons and menus do, such as shuffle, next/previous, troubleshoot, etc.
Çl'y'þeus

Çl'y'þeus is an individual that took ***The\_hooded\_man's*** place at his request, due to having other conflicts.

They are a good-willed being with the intention of protecting whom they need to add all costs, yet they don't seem to care for their own wellbeing. They have godly abilities to help their cause.

## Trivia

* Like ***the\_hooded\_man***, not much is known about them except their protective demeanor.
* Their head is dettachable.
Mecha-Vegetal

Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.Not actually sure if stub, Lþ can take this off if this page is actually complete.

## More info

### Dimenshone altercation potential(?)

*Known only to lbp*

Mecha-Vegetals are mechanical recreations of Vegetals that were created by LBP. They do not come close in number to the originals, but they are still quite plentiful. They are contained within a dimensional warp created by LBP's Dimensional-Warper 9000.
Hydrophosphate Omnichloride

## General Overview

Hydrophosphate Omnichloride (H2O3A4N12Ne2) is a chemical found in asteroids in a certain chunk of Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈. It is unknown exactly where they came from. Hydrophosphate Omnichloride has a property (famously demonstrated by the ***EE***pole) that allows it to warp reality around any living thing coming in contact with it, causing it to change appearance proportionally with the amount of the substance it is exposed to. It can also cause unintelligent creatures such as plants to gain intelligence. A common side effect of transformation of sentient or sapient creatures is that it seriously degrades their mental state until they are capable of little more than mindless slaughter.

## Appearance

Hydrophosphate Omnichloride is usually found as a jet black liquid with a very thick, gooey consistency. In a gaseous state, it appears as a black haze. In a solid form, it appears black, but it changes color from black to white depending on the angle it is viewed from, similarly to bland-reality color-changing paint.

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Icosahedron of shelter

## general information

### Usage/Effect

Create saferooms, barriers, force fields, misc. safety mechanisms and allows entry to panik dimenshone

## Economics and source

### Sells for?

negotiable

The Icosahedron of Shelter1 is a shanpe formerly used by an as-of-now-unnamed isopod who was aboard a ship rescued by a K'onling.

The Icosahedron of shelter is very useful, as it can be used to instantaneously create even the most luxurious of homesteads with ease. It can also create walls, lights, and other furniture.

However, it is not limited to only creating shelters, as it can also create barriers, force fields, and basically anything else that can be used to shelter oneself. Said barriers are told to be indestructible and can be trespassed by very little means, like going beneath the barriers or phasing/telporting through them.

Apart from generating safeareas and other protective manifestations, It can (teleport one to the panik dimenshone, a place of last resort, tetrahedron works both in auto and manual blah blah blah pls elaborate)
P̷͉̳̒ ̵̮͊̌ì̶̢͖̂ ̷͖̉̎n̶̩͈͑̚ ̴̠̯̅e̸̺͙͂͝ ̵͈̳̽c̶̩͛ ̷͕̘͆o̶͍͉͊̍ ̷̃̇ͅn̴̝̅ ̵̘̀e̸̲͒͝

Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.(I plan on adding an image and adding more infos.)

## Biological

### Dfl. behavior

Neutral, but often considered hostile due to how easily they are provoked

### Is tameable?

Yes, but why would you want one of these fuckers?

### Reprod. lv / tendency(?)

2.0423% (insignificant)

P̷͉̳̒ì̶̢͖̂n̶̩͈͑̚e̸̺͙͂͝c̶̩͛o̶͍͉͊̍n̴̝̅e̸̲͒͝ṣ̷̛̓̉, stylized P̷͉̳̒ ̵̮͊̌ì̶̢͖̂ ̷͖̉̎n̶̩͈͑̚ ̴̠̯̅e̸̺͙͂͝ ̵͈̳̽c̶̩͛ ̷͕̘͆o̶͍͉͊̍ ̷̃̇ͅn̴̝̅ ̵̘̀e̸̲͒͝ ̴̖̭̘̅̽ṣ̷̣̓̉, are, like their name suggests, cone-shaped

They were inentionally encountered after Lith finished one of his hate-fueled pseudo-genocide of the pineapples (again) and decided to purge the reason Pineappolis has its' name. He attempted to dispose of them by mutation with the help of the contagious centipedes, but ultimately ended up pissing the local P̷͉̳̒ì̶̢͖̂n̶̩͈͑̚e̸̺͙͂͝c̶̩͛o̶͍͉͊̍n̴̝̅e̸̲͒͝ tribe.

They are said to have a wide array of destructive abilities, yet as of now only their ability to cause nuclear explosions and to roll at high speeds has been demonstrated.

They are rather dangerous and should be avoided, if the flustered reaction to their awakening by the residents of Pineappolis and Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂. is of any indication.
Persimmons

## General Overview

Persimmons, otherwise known as "The Pestilence," "The Omnipresent Scourge," "The Orange Malfeasance," and "The Harbingers of Perpetual Chaos," among other titles, are a race numbering in the quadrillions. They are divided into four subspecies alongside the main Persimmon species, those subspecies being the Persimmon'hi of the Communist Persimmon Republic, the Persimmon'ak of the Stratocratic Persimmon State, the Persimmon'ol of the Persimmon Fascist Democracy, and the Persimmon'le of the Feudalist Persimmon Realm. The main Persimmon species, whose members are referred to as "pure Persimmons," makes up the Holy Persimmon Empire. These five government bodies are all part of the Grand Persimmon Union.

Persimmons are incredibly chaotic in nature, believing they are the only creatures that should exist and that everything else is a pestilence that must be removed. They actively hate everything that is not them religiously, so much so that they actually constructed a religion from it, known as Simmonity. Their hatred of anything other than themselves led them to drive the Surreality into further chaos than it was already in, thus making it how it is now.

Persimmons are inherently telekinetic and telepathic, though the strength of these qualities varies between individuals. They can be honed to become stronger, but each Persimmon has an inherent limit that they cannot surpass. This limit is naturally higher or lower for certain individuals. With enough training, abilities beyond just these two can be unlocked, such as pyromancy, mind control, and even consciousness transfer.

## Subspecies

The Persimmons, as stated above, are divided into five government bodies, each consisting entirely of one Persimmon subspecies. This is to avoid confusion among high-ranking individuals. These are all part of the Grand Persimmon Union, which is led by the Holy Persimmon Empire. As can be assumed, the Persimmons think very highly of themselves, reflected in the names of their governments. The five Persimmon government bodies, or the "Exalted Pillars" of the Grand Persimmon Union, are independent of each other, but usually work with each other when needed.

The five Exalted Pillars each have a trait unique to them. The Persimmon'hi are slightly larger than a pure Persimmon and more telekinetically and telepathically capable. The Persimmon'ol have a miniature human-like skull inside them, the exact function of which is unknown. The Persimmon'ak have alligator-like eyes around the circumference of their bodies. The Persimmon'le are much smaller than pure Persimmons, being roughly three times smaller, but are much more intelligent.

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Asmode

The Asmodes are a composite race from the planet Asmod.

## Society

There are five main classes of Asmode. These include the Ralthik, the Baghar, the Informatals, the Ma'qanish, and the Boreanthiq.

Most Asmodes are a part of the "Asmode Imperium". The Imperium is actually nothing more than a puppet state set up by the Ralthik. This is to hide the fact that the Ralthik rule every other class of Asmode with an iron fist using a brutal system of apartheid.

The Asmodes build giant ships dubbed Arcs. These ships are filled with weapons used to blast anyone who opposes the beliefs of the Asmodes.

## History

Thousands of years ago, the planet of Asmod was used as a garbage dump by interstellar travellers. This garbage began to accumulate until it covered the surface of Asmod.

The planet was then abandoned after incinerators replaced garbage chutes on most spaceships. The rubbish on Asmod sat for thousands of years until the nearby gas giant of Ek'thik violently exploded. This sent powerful and sentient genetic material onto Asmod.

Several objects were hit by this genetic material as it rained down on Asmod. This formed the Asmodes. These objects included a plushie of Ralsei from Deltarune, a plastic bag, a TV, a mannequin, and a book. This formed the five classes of Asmodes.

One class - the Ralthik - was in an area with a lot of guns. This led to the Ralthik taking over the rest of the classes - an event which took hundreds of years.

The Ralthiki, however, were stuck on Asmod until an A'neefian ship crashed onto Asmod. The Ralthiki reverse-engineered their own ships from the A'neefian ship and began their conquest of nearby space - forming an empire comprising of Asmod and Ek'thik's system - as well as several other stellar systems in a five mile radius.

The Asmodes eventually discovered the existence of the IDTU - who had created most of the rubbish on Asmod. An Asmodian ship managed to enter into the **dissonant realm** and its inhabitants didn't immediately die. They began to communicate with the IDTU, however, discussions broke down after the Asmodes discovered that the K'one Heads didn't worship their religion. As such, a battle took place. Every single Asmode in the IDTU base was killed. Around this time, a Vogon fleet arrived to demolish the IDTU base's "planet" for a piece of intergalactic highway. The IDTU fought with the Vogons as an Asmode fleet arrived. The Asmodes and the Vogons then formed an alliance over getting rid of the IDTU
Human

Humans (otherwise known as boring bros, blanders, and the\_boyes) are a race of beings from the bland reality. Small colonies of humans who managed to escape the Blanding exist dotted around existence. One such colony - near the Ra'ahab Ralgi - exists in Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈ although so far they haven't done that much.

## Biology

The term "humanoid" is derived from humans. Humans are the most bland humanoids. There isn't a single bit of fur or metal on them. The only interesting thing that they can do is scream when you pour gasoline on them and then light a match.

## Society

As a whole, humanity is pretty boring. All they do is eat, shit, work an office job, eat some more, cry, occasionally shit out a baby, and then die.
Shongledingle

shongledingles clump

Shongledingles are the currency used in certain parts of Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34. They came into existence when some random guy decided he wanted to use a different currency than Spingles, the most common currency in the dimenshone. Shongledinglets also exist, which are equivalent to half a shongledingle. Due to having an absurdly high monetary value, as opposed to Spingles, which are near-infinitesimal in value, they are not produced in very high numbers.
Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂.

### Inhabitants

The ***EE***pole, Dadmins, Unidentified mammalian creature, Bartholomew the sheriff

### Timespan?

less than one bland reality decade

Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼̯͂̄͛̄͂≯̡̜̬̦̰̳̳̝͇̻̯͂̔̏̌̂͐̒̆͆̂̀̀͘͘ͅ]̷̢͖̹͙̰̱̘͕̫̻͉͇̓̏͒̂̓̇̃̓̓̀̑̔́̈́i̷̛̙̬͖̱͗͑̓̇̈́̄̓̽̓-̸̺̫̫̺̣̹̀͛͐̂͑̑̅̒̔͒͜\_̴̛͔͇̺̫̥̩̤̗͜/̴̛̖͓̤̙͉̦̻͈͓̥͇͛̃͐͋̔̈́͋̕͘͝ is the planet the squad inhabits and is also the first one they happened to encounter. It consists of mostly grassland, and formerly had an abundance of T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽s̷̷̸̵̵͈͂, but they were quickly exterminated. It has an asteroid belt and a moon composite of igneous rock and quartz orbiting it, making night time on this planet truly spectacular. In addition to the vast grasslands, the planet is home to a lush labyrinth of a forest known as The forest of g̵̛̛̛̛̛̣̉¦ŗ̷͞ e҈̢̕ e҈̡͝ n̷҇.

This planet is just one of countless in a galaxy tucked in a universe within a cluster of them located in a one of many multiverses residing in Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34, which is yet to be fully explored.
RpC: Mr. PIC Ardia

Mr. PIC Ardia is a Fandom user who does things and stuff. He can be found on the Surreal Meme wiki and gets angry when mentioned on the JoJo wiki, most likely due to not watching the anime. His profile picture appears to be a Picardia Face that rapidly changes colors. He also seems to be fluent in Surreal Speak. He is capable of using several different varieties of spells and has stolen the weapon known as the Scronching Blade.

He also basically smoked weed that one time.

~~He was also nearly raped by a plant~~

Update: Apparently he DOES watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, he just dislikes wiki notifications.
Surreal dialect/ language

The surreal dialect is a verbal advancement to most languages, but is often used on bland reality e n g e l e s h. It modifies existing words and comes with new ones as well. It can also be considered a language because of the extra words, but is unlikely.

## Grammar rules or something

While it is recommended for you to learn by watching others speak it, you can base yourself off these rules.

* -nement and -ation often replace verb endings.
* adding, replacing, or removing letters to words is often seen.
	+ Unecessary consonants and vowels like in thamk or energeitic or even in ***ç*** are welcome
* I before e except after µ̸͕͚̣̑̿œ̷̢̪̞͛ß̴̡̖̍ͅþ̷̥͑̀¤̴̋ͅ
* Don't overuse words ending in -ongi
* It is often seen that prefixes such as "non-" and "un-" are replaced with the suffix "-n't," so they are still the same meaning, but sound more verbose. If the word ends with N, the 't will be affixed to it in most cases. For example, "uncommon" becomes "common't."
* "altered" words are usually somewhat sporadic, if you alter a ton of words, you'll seem like you're trying too hard. For example, "i drink water" would become "i tendd to drincc water." If you were trying too hard, you would say something like: "Eye tenddenment too drinncc watter" which is kind of over the top.

## Other common occurences

* Sentences in Surreal Speak are often quite verbose.
* Numbers in Surreal Speak often have decimals, as well as symbols and some zalgo text. An example of this is ΠБe145.21.

## Words and phrases introduced by the dialect

### **Choronge / Chorongi**

Chorongi is an insult commonly vocalized by R4i2c0h, its meaning is unknown, but it is possible it is quite offensive.

* Clampongi Is a similar word, but is less often used for whatever reason. It is actually the plural for "Clampongus," a commonly vocalized insult among those fluent in Surreal Speak, similar to Blongus/Blongi.
* Both of the aforementioned words are generally accepted to mean an idiot or fool.

### **Cool and Good**

A phrase often uttered when something is of likeable attributes. Carbon-based lifeforms tend to alter the phrase by replacing "cool" with another word for cold, usually of a higher extremity, and a synonym for good, also with a higher value of goodness, for lack of a better term. An example of this is "absolute zero and exceptional."

#### **Warm and bad**

The polar opposite of cool-and-good. This phrase can be altered in the same way Cool and Good can.

### **Gamlethori**

Nothing too special, just something r4 uttered a while ago. It is like saying "you little shit" in bland reality english, according to him.
SWRP: Floor man

Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.
"Floor Man" is the nickname given to a man unnamed as of now. He was given this nickname after sitting in the floor of a vault while Cloakus' troopers looted it. He later joined Cloakus' crew and has been part of it since. He is also in possession of a Mandalorian helmet, which came into his possession due to a bar fight. Any other detail is unknown. He recieved a lightsaber from Cloakus which has a green blade. It was recovered from a vault and later found to have once belonged to Floor Man.
Storemageddon

Upcoming*"<Quote by Cr0xxy>"- Cr0xxy*This article or section has **upcoming** content. It means this content yet to appear, and essentially that there is spoilers! You were warned!Due to absence in rp'ing, r4i hasn't brought the titular subject to light as the rp had progressed w/o them.Shit*"Took ya long enough r4i, jfc..."- LBP/IDCSD/FCII/IIC/GNKSPU/ATTERW/DOS/OOM87*this article needs to be refined due to being utter shitikr
Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.(MORE TBFA)

## Meta

### Archetype?

(Maybe I shoud make a page o the enterprise running this)

## Framework

### Leader(s)

*Devious entity only known as* ***The Proprietor***

### Members

Unidentified races working as Clerics, Assistants, Janitors, and (less so) "analysists"

## Miscellaneous

### Currencies

<.tilename\_currency>

A Storemageddon is one of many in a chain of supermarket-esque edifices. They are among the most popular chains to exist in the metaverse, along metal and metaphoric chains.

## Trivia

* Perhaps its success is mostly creditable tp the fact that much more is legal here than would be in any other civilized area in Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34
* (More TBA)
Repetitious G. Repetitious

Repetitious G. Repetitious is a more medieval version of Spamton G. Spamton.

## Character

### Appearance

Repetitious shares most of his appearance with his normal self. There are some differences though.

Repetitious wears different glasses, a set of black K'one Head robes, and a wizard's hat which ~~doesn't reference anything at all~~.
Dr. BOOTLEG Edward

> ***"Did some lowly lifeform just say BOOTLEG?"***
>
> - Dr. BOOTLEG Edward

Dr. Bootleg Edward is a being belonging to the order of Picardía faces. He is a troublemaker and is often seeking conflict.

## Overview

He briefly appeared in the amogus rp and caused his little gimmick before retreating to a nearby space cog in frustration due to his gimmick quicky being undone. His victim was Mr. PIC ardia, despite the latter being the same race as him. Apparently, the only reason he was able to manifest there was because someone had forgotten to "stabilize the realm borders", according to r4i.

Unlike most Picardías, he does not have a specific trigger word and instead is summoned whenever something bootleg is mentioned or used. If said criteria is met, then he will manifest and generate a bootleg structure or attack the person who triggered him by bootlegging them.

He can still be triggered by the use of the words BOOTLEG, KNOCK-OFF, SPIN-OFF, and SECOND-HAND all of which have a rather low rate of working, especially the last one.

## Trivia

* He is the only known being to intentionally enter a realm, and exit for that matter.
* He is shown to not be above attacking his own kind as witnessed when he transgifmorglefied Mr. P into a bootleg.
	+ However, this could be justified as he was barely recognizable in a suit.
Pineappolis slums

## General Overview

The Pineappolis slums are an area of unrest on Centipolis, the residents of which have managed to survive the Centipede onslaught and fortify their city. Crime runs rampant in these areas, especially {REDACTED}. The Slums operate under their own government, trying their hardest to defend against the ever-increasing amount of Centipedes. They are populated by rebel Villagers who seek to reclaim their planet, among the remainders of other small species, none of which are intelligent. They are led by Steveus Maximus, a Chad Villager who survived the onslaught.
Joshua

**Joshua** is a supporting character and a friend of Sophie in Bestix Club. He is usually roots and helps in her battles.

## Trivia

* His birthday is August 28th
* He has a younger brother, Jacob
* Joshua's star sign is Leo
* His religion is Jevoah's Witness
* His name Joshua, means "God is deliverance" and his last name, DeLeon, meaning "from leon", or in Hebrew Arie "lion"
Unidentified mammalian creature

This unidentified mammalian creature first appeared along with other early life on Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂., the planet the gang is currently inhabiting, and it seems to be the only one of its kind. It was first discovered by R4i2c0h, and was kept by him as a pet, despite him originally having it around for "research". It is currently unknown as to how it looks since R4 refuses to unveil it to the public eye, but from what R4 has experienced, it is implied to be a tender creature.

It is later revealed that R4 named the creature Guritchi, whatever that means.

***LBP is coming to believe that it is plotting something, but has no basis to act on it.***

## Trivia

* It is the first non-hostile life-form to be encountered by Lith, and co.
* It is unknown exactly how it is being sustained without r4 present, especially since he is the only known caregiver Guritchi has. However, r4i has mentioned offscreen that he is being healthily sustained in his absence.
* It hates Gouda cheese for some reason.
* There are many theories as to what it looks like, one of which is that it resembles a six-legged, tailless bland-reality squirrel.
The Skele-K'ones

## General Overview

The Skele-K'ones are, as their name implies, Skeletalians who have converted to K'onology. They have formed their own sect of K'onology, similar to bland-reality Catholicism being a sect of Christianity. It is unknown precisely what caused them to change their religion.

## Appearance

Outwardly, Skele-K'ones look more or less identical to regular K'one Heads, though their cloaks are noticably more raggedy and hurriedly made. They also have prayers to K'onius carved into their bones, though they are written in the Skeletalian script.

## Religion

The religion the Skele-K'ones practice is known as K'onius Teus Nirrum. Unlike the K'one Heads, who pronounce K'onius as K'nëus, the Skele-K'ones pronounce it in the way most would believe it is pronounced, sounding like Conius. This is probably due to the fact that the latter pronunciation is one more familiar to them due to it sounding passable as a Skeletalese word. The Skele-K'ones are, predictably, much more violent than the K'one Heads, though unlike most Skeletalians, they seem to have a "quality-over-quantity" attitude, taking glee in ripping apart and otherwise desecrating the bodies of their victims instead of simply wishing to kill everything in front of them.
Bestix Club Wiki

***𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐱 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐖𝐢𝐤𝐢!***

*Welcome to Bestix Club Wiki, where we have over 700 edits! This is a fan base Wiki of my popular, fan show series Bestix Club. It follows the adventures of 6 princesses of thier own planets that get sent to Earth as normal girls.*

*Sophie with her video gaming skills, creativity and curiostiy, Sophia with her bubbly and cheerfulness, Sarah with her lonerness and depressions, but bravery, Keria with her positiveness, happiness, and emotional skills form Bestix as a whole! Then later team up with Sonic The Hedgehog, Final Fantasy, and lots more fictional characters! All together, they must fight their main enemy **CHAOS** for every and their final battle and for their destiny, and bring back as peace to all people in this world, and to find their true purpose.*

*To some people, Bestix can be described as more intense and "mature" show of Winx for it's violence, some suggestiveness, and great animation. Both Bestix and Winx are still considered all great shows themselves! The abilities of these special girls are mysterious...*

*Please Note: This is a idea fan show and is not real, but all characters are real and every plot or developments are true stories and created by real people. I have lots of artwork by me I have to add so sorry for lacking pictures. I will give credit to the bases I used to make them. You are more then welcome to edit or add anything you'd like related to this series.*

*We are always on track and update our wiki every year!*

*Thank You!*

***This wiki currently has 83 articles and 75 pictures. Please help Bestix WIki fin flippintastic!***

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## ***🗯️𝐂lick to rush to🗯️:***

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**Spells**

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**Transformations**

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**Guest Stars**

**References**

**Other Pages**

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🌌Films🌌
**Bestix Club: What The Future Holds**
**A Gomez Gaming History: Jose & Sophie**
**A Bestix Club Special: Moose and Zee Return!**

***✨Characters✨***
🍥Bestix Club💟
**Sophie>Sophia>Keria>Sarah>Trista>Liberty** (Formal) **Nicole** (For
**Sophie**>**Shiloh**>**Carly**>**James**>**Joshua**

🌠Bestix II🌠
**Sophie** (Formal)**> Trista** (Formal) **Ashley> Barbara>Abigail>Julia>Vanya**

🔮Sophie's Secret Life🪷
**Kayla**>**Sophia**

***⭐Birthstones⭐***

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LBPicardia

### Occupation

shipping corporation founder, owner of the scronching blade, releaser of the Contagious Centipedes, savior of species that nobody likes

## Physical description

### Height

a little taller than PIC, since LBP is slightly taller than average for his species (most cyborgs are shorter than him)

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

LBP and PIC, depending on which personality is dominant

### Debut

when a persimmon merged Pic and LBP

LBPicardia is a being created when a random persimmon fused PIC and LBP together. Later, PIC was ejected from the fusion, but at the same time it was duplicated, causing only LBP to inhabit the body.
Keria

> ***"My friends are my light, they gave me hope, and how to be kind, I'll never forget about them."***- Keria
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***Princess Keria*** is a group member of the hit series, Bestix Club. She is The Princess Of Jupiter and The Goddess Of Light.

## 𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚

### Names

Keria Princess Of Jupiter Princess Keria The Goddess of Light

## Appearance

In Season 1-2, she has blonde hair and glasses. She wears a short white sweater with a light blue dress that has flowers on it, and raspberry colored wedge boots.

In her fairy form, her bangs a shorter, she has an orange top and skirt, the middle is dark orange. She has orange boots, and has kitty ears.

In Season 3, she wears a white crop top with a little turtle on it, and a blue skirt. Her acsessories are a little pink bow on her right bang, and a teal green bracelet on the left arm.

In Season 4,

In Season 5,

In Season 6,
T̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷

### Motives?

Destroy Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34 (Ongoing, failing)Get revenge on Lob'Sterr (Ongoing, failing)

## (cont.)

### Rationality

Sentient, IQ varies but may reach peak of 43 (Not smort).

## Biological

### Reprod. lv / tendency(?)

None ~~(Lost pp)~~

**t̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷** is a malevolent entity of unknown origin. It was disassembled but later attempted to reconstruct.

## History

After the squad had discussed terms with Lob'Sterr the grand crustecean, Lþ summoned it so the search for it would not be necessary. The gang and Çl'y'þeus, a stand-in for ***The\_hooded\_man***, were left to contend with it until ***hooded\_man*** came back with an octahedron and vanished momentarily alongside **t̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷**.

It has been revealed to be banished to a dwarf blackhole leading to the void, and is currently struggling to survive not getting sucked in the wasteland between realities.

## Trivia

* This entity is composite of prehensile appendages that have their own minds of roughly 4.8 IQ each, and when one combines, the combined parts share the same consciousness and the combined IQ's.
	+ However, it is barely notable that each appendage has its' proper mind, for all of said appendages are like-minded and think almost the same things individually.
		- In fact, even when all combined, they only have a composite IQ of about 42.03, thus rendering them way less intelligent than the average person.
* It is unknown exactly over what, but **t̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷** has a vendetta against Lob'Sterr.
	+ Mid-fight, **t̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷** has mentioned that he despises the Lob'Sterr's creations and modifications as well.
		- This gives **t̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷** motive to destroy Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34 - and by extension, reveals that the crustacean boye made, or at least, modified it once before.
Foundations of the material plane (past ‘çnqth dimenshone)

Stub*"Fucking hell m8" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.r4i does not have a concise idea layout for this page

(Blah blah blah something at least partially intellectual, the uninverse is made up of several pre-installed modules that can be modified and sh, by the [inter]dimenshonal admins, or dadmins for short. Other modules, as shown below, are executed/injected in order to provide new assets for the dimenshone, client-wide.)

## Asset types

### **composite modules**

##### .vrxml

As implied, .vrxml's are amalgates of .xml's and .vrml's. They also work as intended; they manifest physical assets that are interactive &or act by own volition.
The secret base

The Secret Base was a base made under the name of LBP (though he insisted it did not belong to him.) R4 offered to raid the base, but PIC rashly decided to storm in, causing the base to explode.

Upon entering, the squad find an avengers-level threat: the cognicolites.

However, given that the squad wiped the lot without too much effort, they are proven much more stronger than the avengers.
Sophia (SSL)

## Sophia

**"I wanna help Cody, he needs me."** -Sophia Yvette Gomez

**Sophia Y. Gomez** or Pink Scout, is the 2nd memeber and a protoginist of the scrapped show Sophie's Seceret Life. In this series, she had a more girl-ish personality before Bestix Club took over.

## Appearance

Though it was shortlasted, in all 12 episodes. Sophie has her hair staight medium cut. She wears a pink sleeveless spring dress with a bunny, duck, and horse, and wore pink glasses on her face, this is the only show we've seen her wear glasses.

In some episodes, she sometimes wears a blue, yet again, sleeveless, clear short dress that almost covers to her hips with black heels with bows.

In her sailor form, just like Sailor Moon, she wears a white leotard with a insted of blue, a pink-collar, pink gloves, and a pink skirt.

## Personality

She is kind, sweet, and sometimes wild as she says. She loves going on adventures, hanging out with BFFS, and loves to become famous one day. Sophia sometimes thinks people judge her by how she is, but is never cared, like being free spirted and not following the crowd. Her real dream was to all over the world. Like her Bestix and real life counterpart, she is a quiet artist who loves drawing, and anime, and cartoons or anything!

## Sarah Taitt

As Sophia's best friend in this series, her and Sarah have had a more then a close bond together. Somtimes, theyv'e both delvoped feelings, done awkward things, and crushes for each other, calling it a "

## Trista Brunner

After Sarah betrayed her, Trista actually has been Sophie's friend since the beginning.

## Trivia

* She still had a great connection between purple, before actually coming her favorite color.
* This version of her is mostly like her younger self.
SOPHIE

> **"Egg cells and like blood... I need more..more...MORE!"**
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**SOPHIE**, is an antogonist and anti-hero in Bestix Club. It is the chaotic and physotic side of Sophie, but it usually protects her at times. SOPHIE is a killer who hates girls and uses revenge by stabbing them in the abdomen area and taking out their reprodctive organs, then licking them. It usually likes to lick the blood from uteruses'. It's SOPHIE'S way of showing it's hatred and being different toward them. Which causes the original Sophie to sometimes get anxious or a bit angry over things.

## Appearance

SOPHIE has wavy hair, but split. It wears a black shirt that has the GameStop logo on it, with black pants and black boots as well. It is completely flat, due to being half a sex or no sex at all.

Somtimes on special occasions, it would wear a velvet-redish fancy dress, coated with a dark black layer as well as black gloves. And usually has some blood running the nose and eyes.

## Personality

The personality of SOPHIE is unlikely to explain.
Daimon (Damien) Gomez

1. 3 Lil' Man

Dafrasse

**Damien (Daimon) Andre Gomez** is now classified as the son of Sophie's older sister, Stephenie Gomez. He is the recent member of their family and the nephew of Sophie.

## Appearance

Damien has black, way more bits of hair on his head. His skin is sort of creamish colored or an Indian tone. His facial structure is round not more slim. And has black-brown eyes as of what they know.

## Personality

He is a very playful, fussy, happy baby who love's to laugh.

## Birth

Sophie told this story to her friends in one episode of a season. When Stephanie at the time, was in a relationship with a mysterious guy who's name was never known, he turned out to be Kareem, according to her. After a few months, they broke up and never saw each other again. Overall that, it was revealed that she was 6 months pregnant with a baby. She then told their own father, who told Sophie, and then told her brother and lastly their mom. In on a January, day she finally gave birth to him. Sophie's mom's work friend, Laura congratulated her by getting her a gift as finally being a mother. Damien's father is still though unknown. Sophie says **"She already suffers a consquence now"**.

## Future

Not much is known about his future in this current time. He is finally able to crawl, stand, and sit himself up.

## Trivia

* Damiens' zodiac sign is Capricorn, because he was born on the 5th of January.
* His birth name, Damien, is very simaler to the movie "The Omen".
* He is closest and loves to have fun with his **Auntie Sophie**.
* His favorite song, is "Baby Shark" and his favorite show is "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse".
The Surreality

## General Overview

The Surreality is one of two realities in the metatemporal-metaphysical plane, the other being the Bland Reality. The Surreality is much more, as its name implies, surreal than the Bland Reality, with things considered impossible or downright absurd in the latter being commonplace within the former. Conversely, things considered ordinary in the Surreality almost never happen in the Bland Reality, if they occur at all.

## History

The history of the Surreality begins an innumerable amount of millennia ago, when a being known as the Maker (or Kjfaf'lki-jihna in its tongue) created it. It then began to grow and thrive until it became what it is today.

(more tba)
Sophie Sega

> **Sonic and I are the leaders of the 16-bit Revolution, AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE! -Sophie Sega**
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**Sophie Sega,** sometimes known as, the "Blue Sophie", is the 5th sister of the Console Clones. Sega is the partner of Sonic The Hedgehog in the series and the rival, and love interest of Samari.

She was first introduced when Sophie first got a Game Gear, and played Sonic 2 (8-bit). Then appeared in the episode "Triple Trouble, where both Sega, and Sam, first were seen with Sophie.
Sam

> **"SEGA is a ripoff of NINTENDO!"** -Sam
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**Samuel** **Wall**, also as his friends call him Sam, is a recurring character and plays a role of Bestix Club. He is Trista's cousin and close friends with Sophie.

## Appearance

His hair is brown with blue dye that was completely washed off after, while he doesn't make that much apperences in many episodes we cleary sometimes see him wearing an orange sloth shirt and black shorts.

## Personality

Being Trista's cousin, he is mostly quite annoying and lazy at times, then thinks that he's not funny but people laugh anyway. Unlike Sophie, he's against things she likes and always wants Pokémon. When she goes to talk about Sonic or other games, it just bothers him, so what he does is try to annoy her by saying hateful things, making Sophie upset and yelling back **"IT DOESN'T SUCK!"**, though he can sometimes play along. He does enjoy talking with Sophie, playing video games with her. However, in this case, he could have a crush on her, but Sophie says she doesn't like real people, saying she only likes fictional characters from anime and video games of course.

## Sophie

Sam and Sophie are only close friends, they don't talk as much but only when Trista is there. They can sometimes argue about things, then make up and forget about it. He is aware that Sophie only likes fictional characters, he doesn't mind at all. The affection between them is actually unknown, it will remain just as close.
The Spider-Mango

The Spider-Mango is an ancient being approximately 2 old. It is quite possibly ***the*** most powerful thing to ever exist, and that ever will. Its capabilities exceed all measurement, as it is unknown if an ability exists that the Spider-Mango cannot utilize. It was contained around 134,897,244 BMMY (Before Meme Man's Yamning) by a group of [REDACTED] and imprisoned in the trunk of a 1994 Toyota Supra. It was then released by LBP to destroy the British Chad Police.

The appearance of the Spider-Mango is similar to that of a tarantula in that it has two distinct sections. These segments strongly resemble mangoes, however with an abnormal shape, as they are shaped like the body of a spider. The most prominent is the abdomen, the rearmost segment. This segment is the largest. The other segment is the Spider-Mango's head. Sprouting out of the head are eight legs resembling the trunk of a mango tree. The Spider-Mango also possesses two pedipalps in the front of its body, in between these are two mango-esque fangs. Above said fangs are eight eyes arranged like those of the goliath birdeater spider.
Pineapples

A pineapple found in the premises of LBP's old labbo (rip labbo)

The pineapples first appeared after LBP, R4i2c0h, and even Guritchi were intoxicated by this reality's more potent stand-in for marijuane, (a bland reality plant) and healed by Mr PIC Ardia. They were hostile at first, delivering mild blows toward Lith and Mr. P for no apparent reason.

One of them smacked PIC in the head, but disintegrated. The pineapples' incredible ability to regenerate and duplicate upon destruction was then shown.

Eventually, Mr Pic. successfully negotiated with the pineapples and indirectly revealed that the cause of their hostility was because they were in their mating season, as observed, yet not said by R4. Further evidence of this was shown earlier when R4 recovered his phone only to find 9,984,087.69 searches for BDSM and tentacle porn.

They resided in LBP's old lab for a while, with a 240000000000000k display for their lustful desires.

LBP attempted to eject them, with great success, but PIC managed to save a single one, which multiplied and was experimented on. They were later sent away on the *VESSEL*, which exploded, but it didn't matter as they still made it to their destination.

Later on, Lþ manages to wipe the entirety of the species, leaving r4 to search for any remaining pineapples to revive or grow.

## Registered human no. 3876543 / 1098765435.¾

Below is a rare case of a bland reality human who once came in contact with a pineapple. The hopeless, horny degenerate Is what used to be a man with a job and a family. Note the confulsted lot in the background.

## NSFW study

Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.
R4 and Mr. P were in the process of conducting an experiment on the pineapples to see they're react to a select amount of sexual nsfw categories.

The notes are to be added ~~as soon as we steal them from r4~~ in a proximate time.
RpC: GarfielfStuff

## GarfielfStuff

GarfielfStuff is a member of the Church of Spam. He has powers, although what those powers are are vague. In fact they might not even exist.

## Appearance

Before joining the Church of Spam, Garfielf resembled an anthropomorphic tabby cat. After joining the Church, Garfielf changed his appearance to look more like the Lord and Saviour of [[Number1 Salesmen 1997]], Spamton G. Spamton.
ShadowWereGarurumon

ShadowWereGarurumon is an Animal Digimon. It is a Digimon digivolved from a virus-type Garurumon. Because this Digimon has two feet, it is slower, but it makes up for this by using its arms to deliver powerful attacks.

## ShadowWereGarurumon

### Immune to the X-Program

No

Lore: Cuts apart the opponent with the sharp talons on both of its hands.

Damage: 3D10

Cooldown: 1 round

Full Moon Kick

Lore: Kicks in a circle.

Damage: 5D10

Cooldown: 3 round

Garuru Kick

Lore: Strikes with two powerful kicks.

Damage: 3D10

Cooldown: 1 round
The initial universe

The initial universe is the place where the squad first went to when entering Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34. It, along with any subsequent areas, was infested with T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽s̷̷̸̵̵͈͂ until r4 and the lot decided to take action against them. Upon wandering for a while, they stumbled upon a planet located in Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈ that was eventually known as Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂, and they proceeded to settle in said area. Later, they would go on to send the pineapples, a race that Lbp despised, into a nearby planet that was dubbed Pineappolis by r4.
The forest of g̵̛̛̛̛̛̣̉¦ŗ̷͞ e҈̢̕ e҈̡͝ n̷҇

Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.

## Meta

### Found at?

Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂.

## Geo & Bio

### Climate

µ5 to 6EC, depends on which temperature crisis it's in.

### Timespan?

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The forest of green, stylized The forest of ***g̵̛̛̛̛̛̣̉¦ŗ̷͞ e҈̢̕ e҈̡͝ n̷҇***, is a location within Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂., and among its' residents, The Clorax is unarguably the most well known of them all.¹ It is a vast and lush land, even to the extent of being lusher than perhaps most locations on bland reality planets combined.
A Bestix Club Special: Moose and Zee Return!

**A Bestix Club Special: Moose and Zee Return**, also charaterized as **Mūsu to jī ga kaettekita! Bestix kurabu supesharu!**, is a fan made and the second Bestix Club special in the franchise.

## Trivia

* This is the secod Bestix Club special in the general franchise.
* It's rating holds a strong 7.2, though not being as good as the first special.
* Sophia Gomez herself, actually grew up watching Moose and Zee as a child. As a dedication to revive them, she decided to add them to whole story.
* Hand Drawn animation was used to make this.