The Legolorian

## Release Order

**The Legolorian** is a Brickfilm web series inspired by its namesake, *The Mandalorian*.

## Premise

The Leglorian follows Legolorian, a lonesome headhunter in the reaches of the LEGO universe. Blacktron forces select Legolorian to assassinate the teenage Robyn Jacob, but Legolorian chooses to escape and defend the girl. While trying to rejoin Robyn with her parents, various enemy forces chase them, wishing to exploit or kill Robyn for their own ends.

## Characters

* Legolorian: The series' title character and a lone bounty hunter. Legolorian is comparable to The Mandalorian and characters played by Clint Eastwood, with exceptional talent in fighting and a dubious ethical code.
* Robyn Jacob: Legolorian's target in the first episode, who Legolorian swears to protect for the rest of the series. Robyn is mute, except for a few noises she makes to express her emotions; this behavior isn't tied to any condition. While Legolorian protects her, Robyn has a knack for getting humiliated, like when Legolorian accidentally cuts her hair too short, if not outright abducted.
* Mr. Depression: Mr. Depression is a mysterious space merchant. He uses his spaceship as a makeshift shop for cosmic adventurers to buy and sell items. Mr. Depression is named as such due to his sorrowful demeanor, though some suspect that he fakes it in order to make customers want lower prices simply out of pity.
* Troublemakers: Troublemakers are anomalies in the LEGO Universe, as they aren't made entirely of existing pieces. Troublemakers enjoy stealing people's possessions and forcing them to give chase in a taunting manner. While the Troublemakers enjoy irritating people, their stealing is only ever done as a game; anyone with a modicum of determination can hunt down the Troublemakers and take back what's theirs. Troublemakers have super speed and cause dodge bullets, with their comparatively slow pace when getting chased being all the more indicative that their stealing is little more than harmless mischief.
* The Blacktron Administrator: The Blacktron Administrator is an ambiguous person with almost no information on his past or motives. The Blacktron Administrator is a deceitful and dishonest man who sends Legolorian to abduct Robyn Jacob, very concerned about the headhunter fulfilling his task.
* Archon DeShawn: Archon DeShawn is a leading figure in the Headhunters' Association. Deshawn is gruff and takes a no-BS approach to business but projects a calm and confident demeanor. Profit is the driving force behind DeShawn's actions, but he is just in his dealings, as opposed to the Blacktron Administrator, who doesn't give Legolorian his promised bounty after Robyn's seizure.

## Episodes

### Season One

1. Child Abduction: After completing a bounty for Headhunter head Archon Deshawn, Legolorian accepts a job on an old western planet from an obscure Blacktron Administrator. The administrator commands Legolorian to find a fourteen-year-old who the administrator's coworker Dr. Igor orders Legolorian to bring back alive. Legolorian accompanies fellow headhunter 48 to their prey's last known sighting, a heavily guarded camp; the two clear the campsite before finding their target, Robyn Jacob. 48 tries to assassinate Robyn to sabotage Legolorian's operation, only for Legolorian to shoot and kill 48, taking Robyn alive.
2. Rock Monsters: Legolorian's ship crashes on Coria TV5, where he is briefly antagonized by Rock Monsters. A scientist finds Legolorian and negotiates a deal; if Legolorian kills a gang of jewel thieves who have damaged the Rock Monsters' habitat, the scientist will give Legolorian the machinery he needs. Legolorian and Robyn Jacob find the robbers' cavern, but Legolorian gets grazed and injured in the process. After a lengthy fight, the leader of the thieves is about to murder Legolorian before Robyn shanks the robber, allowing the shocked Legolorian to shoot and assassinate her. Legolorian brings the jewel thief's head to the scientist, who hands it over to the Rock Monsters, upon which they play kickball with her head. With his ship's parts returned to him, Legolorian works with the scientist to fix his spaceship. Legolorian promptly leaves the planet with Robyn Jacob.
3. Sin and Redemption: Legolorian surrenders Robyn Jacob to the Administrator and takes a prize of 20 purple studs, a few short of his promise. Uncharacteristically, Legolorian asks what the Administrator will use Robyn for and is told that their ideas are not his business. Angered at his ill compensation and feeling terrible for surrendering Robyn to Blacktron, Legolorian returns to the Administrator's fortress and takes out the soldiers guarding it. Legolorian interrogates Dr. Igor and saves Robyn from his lab, where she was to get tested on, but Legolorian chooses to spare the scientist. On the way back to his ship, DeShawn and the other headhunters attack, demanding that Legolorian gives them Robyn. Legolorian protests and a gunfight starts; the hunters outnumber and trap Legolorian until the Fairy Troupe arrives and saves Legolorian by assassinating the headhunters. This enables Legolorian to get to his spaceship and flee with Robyn Jacob.
4. Antebellum: Arriving on the poorly-populated desert planet Syria EB, Legolorian meets ex-Wu Cru ninja-turned-paid soldier Nya, who is going undercover and asks him to leave to avoid drawing attention to the world. As he is about to, Legolorian is approached by hopeless, very upset fishers who offer him studs and housing in exchange for driving off a band of colonialists led by Johnny Thunder that have been attacking their very poor town. Legolorian accepts the job and buys Nya's aid with the reward; they are housed by widower and father Sadiq, with Legolorian telling him that he is a fairy who had his wings cut off and saw his parents' murder right before a fae tribe took him. Legolorian and Nya aid the poor people in driving the colonialists away and exploding an old mech they used. A week later, with peace restored, Legolorian leaves Robyn Jacob in the town before a headhunter finds them and is killed by Nya. Understanding that she's unsafe in the town, Legolorian leaves with Robyn.
5. Space Cowboy: Legolorian kills a headhunter chasing after him in a dogfight before landing his heavily-damaged ship at a repair shop run by mechanic Cam on Runeshane. He looks for work in a bar to pay for the repairs and meets headhunter Crossbones, who is stalking elite hired gun and murderer Ami Kurosawa. Crossbones needs to catch Kurosawa to join the headhunters and Legolorian aids him in exchange for the reward. They tranquilize Kurosawa in the dunes but not before she kills one of their horses. While Legolorian retrieves another for transportation, Kurosawa tells Crossbones that Legolorian betrayed the headhunters by taking Robyn prisoner, making the reward on the duo worth more than hers. Kurosawa offers to aid Crossbones in stopping Legolorian by force if he sets her free, but he shoots her instead and rides the surviving horse to the repair dock, holding Cam and Robyn for ransom. Legolorian arrives, shocks Crossbones with a taser, and shoots his head off, after which Legolorian uses uses his studs to pay Cam for the repairs and leaves Runeshane.
6. Jailbreak: Legolorian contacts his former partner Robert Zombie for work and is offered a place in a five-man job, joining ex-Blacktron sharpshooter Cruiser, bodybuilder Rex Fury, robot pilot 8-D, and knife-expert Iron Fan on a mission to save her son Red, a prisoner of the Space Police. The team get into the jail ship, destroy guard robots, and murder the ship's warden, but not before he triggers a distress tracker. The crew save Red but double-cross Legolorian. 8-D finds a message from Deshawn to Legolorian discussing Robyn Jacob, and finds her in his ship. Meanwhile, Legolorian breaks out of his cell, knocks out his teammates, and takes Red prisoner. Legolorian leaves Cruiser, Fury, and Iron Fan locked up on the jail ship before delivering Red to Zombie. He leaves with his commission while Zombie immediately launches a ship to murder Legolorian, before finding the Space Police tracker on Red. A trio of Space Police ships arrive and destroy Zombie's station.
7. Foxy Business in Pirate Cove: Legolorian and Robyn Jacob land on the planet Nigabos in search of valuable gems belonging to conquistador Señor Estupro Matanza, but only find one safe landing spot and have to travel through the sea on a longboat to find the treasure map. The duo pass many rickety houseboats, one of which as a grandpa peacefully rocking back and forth in his rocking chair on the porch, as someone plays The Celebrated Ethiopian in the background. After passing through a rock arch, Legolorian's boat falls down a waterfall into a dark cave, eventually finding a skeleton in a death trap who turns back into an alive person, as menacing voices warn of demonic loot and certain death. The boat passes a ferocious battle between a pirate ship and a castle as cannons fire around them and they are nearly caught in the blasts, before reaching a town invaded by buccaneers looking for loot. Abducted, the governor is threatened with drowning if he doesn't disclose where every distillery in the suburb is as his wife is shot at; the boat also passes pirates holding an auction of women to each other. Going further, Legolorian and Robyn witness buccaneers pursuing women, a drunk pirate sitting on top of a bridge they pass under, and a buccaneer trying to feed horrified stray cats rum. The village burns down around the boat as it passes a torture chamber filled with buccaneers who try to take a key from a guard dog, one holding a noose, as the fire approaches them. Wood burns over the boat as it sails through a burning ammo warehouse full of black powder, TNT, and drunk, pistol-blasting buccaneers destroys the whole town as Legolorian and Robyn fall off of a waterfall, narrowly avoiding the explosion. Plunging into a cave, the duo find the skeletons of pirates guarding their treasure and go through a storm that throws a ghost ship around, passing the remains of buccaneers playing checkers, drinking rum, looking at a treasure map, and a skeleton guarding a giant trove of loot. An Aztec treasure chest stands out in the loot chamber and Legolorian warily shoots it open to find a map to Matanza's jewels inside, taking it and boarding the boat again as it enters a pitch black tunnel.
8. Hell in Castle Hill
9. Battle of Blacktron: Legolorian gets a message from Deshawn, whose village on Tochuaruta has been occupied by the Administrator's soldiers. Deshawn proposes that Legolorian use Robyn Jacob to bait and murder the Administrator, which would free his village. In return, Deshawn would stop his headhunters from hunting Legolorian and Robyn. Sensing a trap, Legolorian recruits Nya and Rein, with Rein taking with him a fixed and reprogrammed 48 to defend Robyn. They meet Deshawn and his coworkers, but are attacked by flying monsters. Deshawn has his eye cut out but Robyn uses her power to heal the socket. In return, Deshawn kills his coworkers and confesses his original plan to shoot Legolorian and take Robyn to the Administrator. Instead, Deshawn pretends that Nya has taken Legolorian prisoner while Rein returns Robyn to the ship. During the meeting, soldiers led by the Administrator's boss General Pine open fire on the skyscraper and murder him, trapping Legolorian, Nya, and Dune inside. Pine arrives, demanding Robyn, while two soldiers murder Rein and take Robyn prisoner outside of the village.
10. Escaping from Blacktron: 48 kills the soldiers and saves Robyn Jacob as Pine warns Deshawn, Nya, and Legolorian that they will be killed if they refuse to give him Robyn. 48 arrives to rescue the others as Pine's forces attack and Legolorian, after injecting himself with werewolf serum, has his eye shot out by a silver bullet. As the effects wear off, he tells the others to run away and find aid from his fairy community while 48 tends to his wounds. Joining the others later, Legolorian learns that the other fairies are gone save for the Blacksmith. She tasks him with returning Robyn to her parents before holding off the arriving Blacktron units. The group escape down an underground magma stream on a boat, but are suddenly attacked by Blacktron at the end of the tunnel. 48 self-destructs to kill them as Pine attacks in a Renegade until Legolorian uses his newly made rocket belt to destroy the ship. After burying Rein, Legolorian starts his new mission with Robyn while Deshawn and Nya stay behind on Tochuaruta. Pine survives the crash and frees herself with the Golden Weapons.

### Season Two

1. Sheriff: Legolorian has been given the job of returning Robyn Jacob to the Jacob family and starts looking for other Fae he believes can aid him in locating them, and is directed to a supposed Fairy operating out of the Runeshane village Amset-Ra. There, he learns that there are no Fae in Amset-Ra, but he is aggressively faced by sheriff Jake Raines who wears Fairy armor. Raines explains that he freed his village from the possession of the Power Miners using the armor, which he bought from salespeople in the wastelands. The village is often attacked by a leech dragon, which motivates Raines to promise Legolorian the armor in exchange for killing the dragon. Legolorian arranges an enemy mine between the townsfolk of Amset-Ra and a local tribe of Mummies to work together in killing the leech dragon in exchange for a peace agreement between the groups. The fighting sides unite and bait the leech dragon with a horse, the dragon getting exploded and killed by Legolorian before he leaves with Raines' armor as a scarred Fairy Godfather stalks him.
2. Picking up Chicks: In exchange for information on other Fae, Legolorian agrees to take a Hen Woman and her eggs from Runeshane to the ocean planet Nigabos, where her husband will inseminate the eggs. Due to the eggs' easily-shattered quality, they must travel at slow speeds. On the way to Nigabos Legolorian is attacked by Undercover Cruisers who force him to hide on the nearby ice planet Idreunides because he is wanted by the Space Police for his role in the jailbreak; Legolorian crashes on the planet. While Legolorian repairs his ship, Robyn Jacob's cat trips on many eggs inside an ice rock shelter which hatch into a giant number of spider monsters. Legolorian, Robyn, her cat, and Hen Woman are trapped in their ship until the Space Police find them and kill the monsters. They explain that because Legolorian restrianed his partners in crime from the jailbreak, they will drop his arrest warrant and leave him with a strong warning. After Legolorian tries fixing it, the beat-up ship takes off and resumes its trip to Nigabos.
3. Fairyland: At Nigabos, Hen Woman reunites with her husband and they direct Legolorian to a motel where he can find information on other Fae. A whaler offers to take Legolorian to others of his kind, but on the whaleship he is sneakily attacked by the whalers who want to sell his armor. Legolorian, Robyn Jacob, and her cat are saved by three Fae, led by the Fairy Godmother, who he joins in taking guns on a Blacktron tankship in exchange for information on the Jacob family. After boarding the tankship, the Godmother tells Legolorian that their plan is to take the ship along with its guns for their war effort to reclaim Fairyland. The Blacktron captain is instructed by General Pine to crash the ship, but his efforts are stopped by the Godmother, who tortures the captain for information on the Golden Weapons. The captain kills himself with electricity, after which the Godmother directs Legolorian to meet the Ninja Skylar in the ghetto Castle Hill on the wooded planet Begone. With his ship partly fixed, Legolorian and Robyn Jacob continue their mission.
4. The Indy Game: Renowned treasure hunter of the Licensed Rim Indiana Jones goes missing while looking for a power crystal in an ancient temple honoring the god Mara, leading to Sallah placing a bounty to save him and Legolorian accepting it. After entering the temple, Legolorian boards a jeep that he drives into a gigantic cave below, only to realize that Robyn Jacob has stowed away in it; the brakes stop working and he is unable to return her to safety. Legolorian reaches a room with three doors, the central one glowing brightly as the jeep enters and an enormous golden statue of Mara claims that they have entered the Chamber of Earthly Riches. Coins rain from the ceiling as they drive past mounds of gold, copper idols, and expensive statues as Mara claims that his treasure is now theirs, before the Mara statue suddenly opens his eyes. Legolorian makes eye contact and the golden statue immediately rages at the two and melts from an acid rain that corrodes and rusts it until Mara's eyes turn a crimson bronze color. Tortured, Mara cries out as his face bleeds and takes away their gifts, condemning Legolorian and Robyn to the Gates of Doom, their jeep veering sharply left into a sizable, crumbling chamber. The jeep hovers off of the ground and almost enters the Gates of Doom as they pulse with green smoke, but Indiana Jones is able to shove the doors shut and chastizes Legolorian for looking into Mara's eyes, before they head left and drive up a staircase. The vehicle exits the passage and totters on the edge of a colossal lava pit and passes a towering rock face of Mara that shoots green lasers at Legolorian, causing part of the ceiling to collapse as the jeep turns left and enters tombs filled with skeletons, some of which jump out at Robyn and Legolorian. Veering into a pitch black room, Legolorian turns the headlights on and finds a million bugs on the walls before the jeep leaves the darkness and goes across the bridge over the hole, which jiggles under its weight as the enormous rock Mara shoots lasers from its eye, trying to obliterate the bridge as they swerve to the right. One thousand serpents coat the walls and ground of the next room and a basilisk bites at Legolorian from the right before they turn back across a rope bridge and veer right, going behind the huge rock statue and enter a chamber full of skulls as the soul of Mara screams at him from above, before going under the bridge. The jeep almost gets hit by a lethal ray explosion from the idol as it goes across a tiny wood bridge and enter a pitch black tunnel, where they knock down a long rat-infested stick, finally entering a dimly-lit tunnel of skeleton warriors who throw pikes and arrows that impale the jeep as it crosses. Going to a dark area, Legolorian finds Indy hanging on a rope above the vehicle and turns the headlights on, illuminating an enormous stone rolling towards the jeep, backing up as the boulder threatens to crush everyone before flooring at the last second, the floor collapsing as they fall in a room below and the boulder almost crushes the jeep. The jeep veers right and Legolorian finds an exhausted Indy standing in front of the boulder, which is broken from the impact, before exiting the cave and returning to Sallah with him.

## Parents Guide

### **Sex & Nudity**

* There is a scene where it's implied that a boy around Robyn's age is flirting with her but he gives up after Legolorian tells the guy that Robyn is lesbian.

### **Violence & Gore**

* Definitely the mildest LEGO Metaworld series. Characters use blades, handguns, and artillery to shoot others and engage in melee-style fights. Characters get dismembered and/or decapitated when killed, but there's no blood since their body parts are LEGO pieces. Some of the disorder takes place from a first-person perspective and a few scenes depict the killing of characters who aren't villains, such as monsters, animals, and LEGO figures, although characters discourage and punish this behavior.
* Characters are shown flinching, shouting, and sometimes running away when injured, which is usually followed by them getting killed.
* Corpses are briefly shown in a few episodes.
* We see a man get his head cut off by a halberd, the killing happens offscreen but his headless body is briefly depicted after he is.
* Not violent but worse than any official LEGO film (including the Bionicle ones), there's little blood or gore but some of the deaths are a bit excessive, like getting set on fire and crumbling to bits, getting decapitated, a hammer smashing an astronaut's head (all you see is bits of his helmet flying through the air), typical western gunfights.
* Legolorian has a rifle that shoots destructive bullets that instantly break people into pieces when he shoots them with it, he uses it a lot.
* Legolorian slays a sizable dragon by impaling it through the jaw, tongue, and throat (the last is offscreen), not graphic.
* A werewolf gets his eye mutilated offscreen, we see the empty socket with bloody cuts through it, he gets an eyepatch before becoming human again.
* Cartoon violence, the worst is either cut away from or shown extremely briefly, people are shot (sometimes in the head, decapitating them), cut in half, burned until they fall apart, and exploded into their component pieces.
* Season 2, a giant worm's bloody corpse is depicted with hunters tearing through its skin and exposing blood and flesh using hammers, the gore is intentionally pixelated (as with the rest of the being) but this is the most violent scene in the series.
* A bandit gets run over by a truck, we hear the body get smashed and see them lie still but no reaction is heard.
* An orc gets his eye cut out offscreen with jagged skin and cuts through it, not obscured by lighting and shown in the rest of his appearances.
* A Blacktron soldier punches Robyn for biting his hand, this scene is either intense or funny depending on how you feel about it.
* Robyn accidentally shoots another woman with a pistol, she's healed with no visible injuries.
* A man is hung upside down and devoured by monsters, his killing is offscreen.
* In Season 2, Cole violently smashes Blacktron units in the head and crotch, shattering their armor, this scene is intense and unsettling.

### **Profanity**

* More frequent than the other series and somewhat strong compared to the other content, with words such as bitch, dyke, and ass getting thrown around.

### **Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking**

* Characters drink amber liquid from bottles, steins, and shot glasses; it's confirmed that it is alcohol and characters are also depicted with tobacco pipes, cigarettes, and lit cigars in their mouths, including Legolorian. Some characters reference alcohol in the dialogue, "we got drunk on our wedding night, drank too much of this."

### **Frightening/Intense Scenes**

* Despite the overall mild nature of the series, there are definitely scary and intense scenes, particularly in the first episode where 48 tries to kill Robyn and it briefly seems like he shoots her.
* Homophobia and internalized sexism are touched on in a subtle way with the "fairy" allegory (which includes hate speech directed at fae and a scene of genocide) and people telling Robyn to "stop acting like a boy" and scaring her away from expressing who she is.
* A giant worm pukes continuously for 2 minutes.
* Giant spiders in one episode could scare some viewers, as they're huge and have spiked fangs.
* The series depicts people, including kids, getting violently attacked and terrorized by colonialists.
* While the tone is somewhat dark and the violence is arguably worse than Bionicle it's still child-friendly.
* Robyn is targeted by the sniper scope of a headhunter, while he misses and she survives this is a scary scene.
* The protagonist is beaten and has his eye mutilated while in the form of a werewolf and we see his bleeding and bruised face, he gets bandaged and has his eye patched, this scene is intense and upsetting.
* A character tries to shoot herself in the head after nearly murdering Robyn, it turns out the gun had a "bang" flag in it.
* During the finale of the first season, the protagonist finds the aftermath of a genocide where his fellow fairies' destroyed and discarded clothes are discovered, along with a pile of half-orc heads and skeletal parts, implying mass murder at the hands of Blacktron. This scene may be upsetting for many, given Legolorian's relationship with the dead and the frightening way that Blacktron would've slaughtered them.
* In one scene, Robyn is knocked out by a tranquilizer dart and abducted by Blacktron, Legolorian is upset and this scene might be a little distressing.

## Trivia

* Similar to Galaxy Adventures, Brendan will add requested characters and events if he feels they fit the series.