A Buncha Robots

**A Buncha Robots** is the third unlisted episode made by TheVoidofDrawings.

## Synopsis

Three roommates in a small suburban neighborhood end up fighting off a robot apocalypse… who have very bad pronunciation problems. Can they save the day before they take over the entire planet?

## The Cast

* Alijah Webb as Alijah
* Logan Stephens as Logan
* Isaiah Jackson as Isaiah

…Oh yeah, and a bunch of robots.

## Trivia

* It is a part of the List of Unlisted Animations.
* The acts are split into separate episodes, and the original video on YouTube was called *Robot Rebellion*.

## Transcript

### Intro

(We open up to a giant factory, where a pile of robots was seen inside, lifeless. However, after a few electric sparks here and there, one of them turned on as their eyes glowed a bright white… only to become a menacing red.)

Random Robot: IT IS TIME.

**A Buncha Robots**

Starring: ALIJAH...

LOGAN...

ISAIAH...

AND A BUNCH OF FRICKIN ROBOTS

GOD HELP US

AAAAAAAAA

### Act 1: They Approach Us

(The episode starts with Alijah, Logan and Isaiah sitting on a couch, each eating separate bowls of caramel popcorn. They seemed to be watching a football game.)

**Alijah:** ...Isaiah, this is the 5th sports event we watched today, and caramel popcorn isn’t gonna keep us here for long… especially Logan.

**Logan:** (He was already done with his bowl, a bunch of crumbs on him as he loudly burps) …Okay, I’m bored.

**Alijah:** (Looks at Isaiah) Told ya.

**Isaiah:** Hey, sports watching runs in this family.

**Alijah:** None of us are even related!

**Isaiah:** Well, you are to me.

**Alijah:** …Aw, thanks.

**Logan:** Yeah, that means a lot. (He licks the crumbs off him, only to grow a visibly shocked face towards the TV) Guys, look!

(Both Alijah and Isaiah do so, seeing an armada of robots replace the football players, as well as the audience and such)

**Logan:** …Did one of us change the channel?

**Alijah:** Maybe. I mean, look at these guys and their armor!

**Isaiah:** It’s likely that we’re getting service from another planet.

(The three laugh...)

(...only for the screen to go to a cutaway where three aliens are floating in space while watching TV, looking very identical to Alijah, Logan and Isaiah. They also spoke in gibberish, so we must have to use subtitles)

**Alien #1:** …Hey, you guys think that someone out there is mocking us?

**Alien #2:** Hmm… nah.

**Alien #3:** It could be possible… hey, let’s ask whoever’s in that spaceship.

**Alien #1:** Thaaat’s… not a spaceship.

(A missile hits their ship, causing an explosion that leaves nothing, but a large crater covered in soot...)

(...which is where we cut back to Alijah, Logan and Isaiah laughing. Suddenly, someone knocked at their door)

**Isaiah:** The heck?

**Logan:** I’ll go get it.

(Logan got up to answer the door. As soon as he opened it, a robot was right in front of him, and ready to atta- SLAM! He closed the door shut, not caring)

**Logan:** False alarm, it’s just the pizza man.

**Alijah:** Does a normal pizza man ever wear a costume as ridiculous as that?

**Isaiah:** …And with said costume being the same one as on the football game?

**Logan:** Yeah… you’re right! It must be a trend.

(Alijah and Isaiah looked at Logan with deadpan expressions, only for Logan to finally realize what was going on)

**Logan:** IT’S A ROBOT APOCOLYPSE!!!!!

(As soon as he said that, the robot busted through the door, charging at the three. Luckily, Logan kicked it out the window before running)

**Isaiah:** Oh crap, they’re everywhere!

(Both he and Alijah got up to run, with the three screaming as they escaped through the backyard)

**Alijah:** What kind of ding-dong builds a buncha robots?!

**Logan:** Probably Apple. Those turds took down Fortnite from their store!

**Isaiah:** Or it could be a military operation gone wrong.

**Alijah:** Either way, they obviously wanna-

**Random Robot:** DESTROY ALL HOOMANS!

**Alijah:** Yeah, that… wait, what?

(There were a massive armada of robots blocking their way, each with menacing red eyes that glowed a bright light as they all stared at the 3 men)

**Random Robot:** Hoomans spotted. Prepare to anahalate.

**Isaiah:** Can they not say things right?

**Alijah:** Nope.

**Logan:** Ha! (He began to laugh)

**Random Robot:** SCREW GRAMMAR! ATTACK!!!

(Insert a massive chase scene where they all chased Alijah, Logan and Isaiah in hot pursuit)

**Robot Army:** robo-robo-robo-robo-robo-robo-robo-

**Logan:** RO-BUTTS!

(The three start to giggle like children, before dodging lasers that seemed to come from the robot’s ray guns. Soon, they escaped to a small hut in someone’s backyard, and locked the door)

**Isaiah:** Phew… that was close.

**Alijah:** Yeah, any longer and we would have been dust piles.

**Isaiah:** …Hey, anyone else hear that?

(An abundance of creaking noises and whirring sounds of electricity as the three slowly looked back, only to see a…)

**Logan:** ANOTHER ROBOT!

(…toy.)

**Alijah:** Logan, you dunce. That isn’t a robot, it’s just a toy.

**Logan:** Well, what’s this TOY doing in HERE?

**Isaiah:** That is a very good question. One of us should pick it up for examining.

(Alijah and Logan were playing patty cake)

**Isaiah:** …Alijah.

**Alijah:** UGGGGGH. (He sighs, picking up the toy as he looked all over it) It’s just a toy.

**Logan:** Maybe it can be used as a weapon!

**Alijah:** What?

**Logan:** Yeah! I mean, it can become a bomb with a few touches here and there!

**Alijah:** …Huh. That could work. Good thinking, Logan.

**Logan:** I can think?

**Alijah:** Never mind.

(And so, Alijah and Logan decided to make the toy into a disguised bomb, only for the robots to bust in as soon as they started)

**Isaiah:** Uh- guys?

**Alijah:** Not now, Isaiah. We’re trying to fix a bomb.

**Isaiah:** (His tone of voice started to shift to a worried one) Guys, they’re here.

**Alijah:** Tell them to wait, we’re busy here.

**Isaiah:** (He began to whisper) I can’t just tell them to wait, they’re bloodthirsty robots!

**Logan:** Here, let me try. (He got up and walked over to Isaiah, seeing the robots) Uh-oh. Alijah, you better look over here.

**Alijah:** You too now? I said I’m busy.

(The robots got closer)

**Isaiah:** Alijah, hurry up with that bomb!

**Alijah:** Hold on…

Logan: Alijah, they’re about to beat us up!

**Alijah:** I said hold on…

**Logan and Isaiah:** Alijah!!!

**Alijah:** (He walked up to them) Oh, I’m already done, I was just messing with you guys.

(He saw the robots ready to strike)

**Alijah:** …Crap.

### Act 2: Run for the Hills

(Alijah, Logan and Isaiah were once again being chased by the flock of robotic rebels, escaping Block Block and heading towards the big city, with said big city being filled with robots)

**Isaiah:** They invaded all of Whatchamacallit!

**Logan:** Yeah, they did. Just look at how many there are.

**Alijah:** Hopefully those freaks don't chase us too.

(Logan looked back, and then forwards, only to look back again in shock of what was occurring behind them)

**Logan:** Chingaling.

**Isaiah:** What?

(He and Isaiah looked back with Logan, only to see how the angry crowd of robots behind them were corrupting the friendly robots, turning their green eyes to red ones as the crowd grows larger)

**Isaiah:** Oh.

**Alijah:** (Looking around for a solution, only to spot a shopping cart) Quick, in here!

(The three hopped inside, trying to get it to move, only for their attempt to be unsuccessful as the robots approach them)

**Alijah:** Nothing's working!

**Logan:** This is the most stupid idea you ever had, Alijah! Now we're all gonna die!

**Random Robot #2:** Bouta bamboozle this man.

**Isaiah:** ...A-ha! Alijah, take this! (He tossed a fire extinguisher to Alijah)

**Alijah:** (He catches it) Oh, I know what to do! (He threw it at the robots, and... it did nothing) Boo-yah!

**Isaiah:** Dang it, Alijah- no! Now we're really gonna die!

**Logan:** Oh heck no, not if I have anything to say about it! (He started pushing the cart)

**Alijah:** Good job, Logan!

(Logan nodded, before hopping inside and letting the cart ride itself the rest of the way. A few robots caught up on skateboards)

**Isaiah:** Ruthless! Luckily, I have just the thing to help! (He got out a football with a stitched injury and ducktape on it) Save us, Roger!

(He threw it at a street light, causing it to fall on the robots as, uh- Roger came back into Isaiah's hands)

**Isaiah:** Nice shot, Roger. We couldn't have done it without you. (It fell apart) ROGER!

**Logan:** Dang, that man's dead.

(Soon, the shopping cart stopped at a hill, and no robots were in sight)

**Alijah:** Okay... I think we lost them.

(Never mind, they were right behind the three now)

**Alijah:** Crap.

**Random Robot #3:** YOU HOOMANS ARE ABOUT TO MEET YOUR IMPENDING DOOM.

**Isaiah:** Okay, this is bound to get old soon.

**Logan:** Yipes! (He tried to move the cart again) I don't wanna die to robots!

**Robot Army:** robo-robo-robo-robo-robo-

(As they kept repeating the word "robo", the three boys soon reached the top of the hill)

**Isaiah:** So... we're about to die.

(The three screamed, only for Alijah to stop and see how one of the robots have a fire extinguisher in their head from earlier. He took it upon himself to run atop of the robots to retrieve it)

**Alijah:** Time to save- (He tried to pull it out of the robot's head, groaning) theeee... worrrllldddd...-

(It went off out of nowhere, causing the robot to explode, which also made other robots explode as well as Alijah flew off while holding it. Soon, he ran into the shopping cart, flying into the air as the hill blew up and sent them afar. Even a shot of them flying by the moon was shown)

**(Picture soon to be added)**

**Logan:** Yeah-eah! We're flying!

(They ran into the Whatchamacallit Shop, blasting through the doors as they landed on a register)

**Alijah:** Ow... wait, the store's empty! This can only mean one thing.

**Isaiah:** Robots are hiding and about to attack us?

**Alijah:** What? No! Free cash, dum-dums! (He began to rob the register, smiling)

**Isaiah:** Wow. (He had an unamused look on his face) Well while you steal the money, me and Logan will act like sensible people and hide in the most secure place we can think of. Right, Logan?

**Logan:** (He was walking by with a bag of chips in his hand) Oh, no- I'm with Alijah on this. ROB THE STORE!!!

(Alijah and Logan sprinted off like crazy to steal every attainable item they deemed worthy, leaving Isaiah alone)

**Isaiah:** Bruh moment.

(A noise was heard outside. Isaiah couldn't help but to see what it was, until he got snatched up by them. Meanwhile, Alijah and Logan were having a moment where greed and gluttony got the best of them; Alijah let Logan have all the food, all he cared about was the money. They cruised around the store in a shopping cart, before stopping to see Milky-Way Bars)

**Alijah and Logan:** Candy!

(They happily grabbed them all, with Alijah being the first to eat and horde them as Logan continued to run across the supermarket until they ran into a figure shaped like Isaiah)

**Alijah:** Holy crap!

(He seemed to have fallen into a pile of boxes as Alijah and Logan get up to help him, worried)

**Logan:** Oh no, he might be hurt!

**Alijah:** Or dead!

**Logan:** Where even IS he?! I can't find em in he- wait... this isn't Isaiah!

**Alijah:** It isn't?

**Logan:** (He got out a robot disguised as robot) Is it?

**Alijah:** AH!- No, that isn't Isaiah! It's a robot trying to trick us into THINKING he's Isaiah. (He grabbed the robot) What have you done to our friend, ya sorry bucket of bolts?!

**Robot Isaiah:** I AM YOUR FRIEND. BEEP BOOP.

**Alijah:** ...This is their most sorry attempt yet.

**Logan:** Well, at least give it a chance! Hey, "Isaiah"- say something only the real Isaiah would say!

**Robot Isaiah:** I like sports. I like being cool. I like combing my hair for an unnecessary amount of time.

**Alijah:** Okay, that's true, but he wouldn't say that!

**Robot Isaiah:** Logan is the best.

**Logan:** (He smiles, prideful) I like this new Isaiah.

**Alijah:** Well, I don't! (He shook Robot Isaiah) WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN HIM?!

**Robot Isaiah:** Not telling you.

(...)

**Robot Isaiah:** Get wrecked, scrub.

**Alijah:** (He tosses him away) Nope, he isn't real. Let's move on.

(Alijah and Logan walk away, with Alijah running back to get their stuff before continuing to walk with Logan. Meanwhile, Robot Isaiah crashed into a brick wall with a tag that says "For the Kool-Aid Man")

**Robot Isaiah:** Ouch.

(Robot Isaiah was helped up by two shadowy figures who, after a closer look, turned out to be robots disguising as Alijah and Logan)

**Robot Logan:** The hoomans are much smarter than we atacipated. We must activate Plan B.

**Robot Alijah:** Indeed, brethren.

**Robot Isaiah:** ...Seriously, what is it with our grammar?

**Robot Logan:** Shut up, merroon.

(Robot Isaiah gained a deadpan expression)

### Act 3: Playing Dress-Up

(Meanwhile, Alijah and Logan were seen snacking on Milky-Way Bars)

**Alijah:** Alright, we need to think of a way to find Isaiah sometime soon.

**Logan:** But what about the robots?

**Alijah:** Hmm... maybe if we had a bomb...- OH YEAH!

(He'd get out the bomb, only to toss it aside)

**Alijah:** That made me itch real bad.

(The robot clones of Alijah, Logan and Isaiah peeked from the corner)

**Robot Isaiah:** Finally, we're close enough to get rid of the... uh... (He turned to his robot pals) what were they called again?

**Robot Alijah and Robot Logan:** HOOMANS!!!

**Robot Isaiah:** Thaaaaaat's... not how you pronounce it. (He looked back at Alijah and Logan) Alright, time to get rid of the hu-

(The bomb hit the floor in front of them, causing an explosion that blows the robot clones to bits)

**Robot Logan:** ...Did you get them?

(Alijah and Logan then walked past them with plungers. As soon as they got outside, a horde of robots were seen, but they were acting like humans for some reason)

**Logan:** The heck?

**Alijah:** Holy crap, they're replacing humanity!

(The robots then looked at Alijah and Logan, their eyes transferring from green to red. Alijah and Logan were in shock)

**Alijah:** ...

**Logan:** ...I hope Isaiah's okay.

(Meanwhile, Isaiah was in a robot base and locked in a room, banging on the door)

**Isaiah:** Heyyyyyy! Let me out! It stinks in here!

(Nobody came)

**Isaiah:** ... (He turned back) Guess it's just you and me again, Roger.

("Roger", his clearly inanimate football, was seen on a table)

**Isaiah:** Oh yeah, you can't talk.

(WIP)