Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy)

**"Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy)"**, also known as just **"Heart Boner"**, is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album *Cool Patrol*. Its music video was released on August 2nd, 2018, and features animations by Parker Pierce and India Swift.

## Lyrics

When I first looked in your eyes

You were more than just a beauty to me

All my senses shot straight up

I was rock hard emotionally

The fact that you and I could plough

Is something I haven't even thought about

Starting now

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I've got a heart boner for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I stand before you stiff and true

I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you

You've helped me grow into a man

My shallowness is a thing of the past

I wanna slam you with my empathy

And then I'll rail you with my class

You've helped me find maturity

I'll be your wiener king, teehee

Teehee!

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I've got a heart boner tonight

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Feel my love pants growing tight

I wanna plough you with respect all through the night

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I'll bust a nut of joy and light

Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

Got a hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

You are the love that I pursue (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

Do you feel the feels I feel for you? (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

There's so much we have yet to do (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

Now jump me like a kangaroo (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I stand before you thick and true

I'll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) It's all for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Every throbbing inch of my heart is just for you

Screw you for judging me

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* Carolyn Vasko as The Princess

### Production

* Written by Ninja Sex Party
* Directed by Sean Barrett
* Edited by Sean Barrett
* Visual Effects by Sean Barrett
* Produced by Scott Shifman
* Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
* Production Designer: Traci Hays
* 1st AD/PA: Dan Browne
* 1st AC: Ryan Sax
* 2nd AC / DIT: Brooks Ludwick
* Gaffer: Danny Williams
* Best Boy Electric: Aric Avelino
* Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom
* Grip: David Nunez
* Hair: Becca Weber
* Makeup: Kat Bardot
* Set Decorator: Mindy Smith
* Set Dresser: Nicole Case
* Leadman: Jesse McElroy
* Production Assistant: David Browne
* Production Assistant: Leah Yould
* Animation Director: Patrick Stannard
* Character Designer: Nick Swift
* Background Artist: Renee Violet
* Animator: Parker Pierce
* Assistant Animator: India Swift
* After FX: Ty Davis
* Manager: Brent "Iceman" Lilley

## Music Credits

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
* Drums: Havve Hogan
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Guitars: Jim Roach
* Dallas Kruse - String Arrangement
* Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
* Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
* Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist
* Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
* Mixed by Thom Flowers
* Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC