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Episode 31

In the midst of turning heel

## Episode 31: Are You A Minority?

The Pre-Made Party continues! Every guest rolls for a random character, chaos ensues and scratch cards are attempted to be purchased!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Darth Velma, Emo Pingu, The Greatest Big Show, Chewbacco

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Willy Wonka, Bono Schrodinger, The Arsehole of Daffy Duck, Cyclipclops

Oli Ryder as Mother, Postman Prat, Beaker, Avril Lavigne

Emmy as Bawk M’Gawk, Carrie Bradshaw Layfield, Cher the Timeshare Consultant, Burger Thing

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Funny Number Thing

A **Funny Number Thing** is the happenstance of a player rolling a number that is in some way amusing or relevant to the task or character at hand. If the DM notices this at the time it occurs, he may choose- at his discretion- to grant the player a bonus.

## Example Funny Number Things

If, for example, a player wanted to pick up three of something and was asked to roll for it, if the player beat the DM's roll by rolling a 3, that could qualify as a Funny Number Thing as it would be appropriate to the situation. Likewise, if the player was playing as the Lerneaen Hydra (for some fuckforsaken reason), rolling the same dice number as they have heads could potentially be funny as it is appropriate to the character.

Our Ste has a Funny Number Thing baked into his gimmick as if he were to situationally roll the same number as is displayed on his football shirt, good things may happen.

7 can be a Funny Number Thing because it traditionally represents good luck. Conversely, 13 can be a Funny Number Thing because it traditionally represents bad luck. However, since these digits will likely show up any number of times during the course of play, them qualifying as actually *being* funny by the DM is absolutely situational and extremely rare- a player cannot simply roll a 7 and claim they should beat any number higher than that just because 7 is lucky; it's too obvious a joke to be funny on a regular basis.

69 is a Funny Number Thing because it is the Sex Number.

420 is a Funny Number Thing because it is the Weed Number.

69 and 420 in isolation are not funny because grow up.
Episode 44

The Shrine to Richard Whitely

## Episode 44: He Was A Bomb, She Was A Girl

Former PM's, A Touch of Midas, Alien Rodents and a Proper Brew are whats on offer in this episode of Budgens and Dragons

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Boris Johnson, Scooby Doo SVU

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Neil Nukay, The Vanning Voles from Venus

Andy Ward as Dan the Yorkshire Man

Jake Brennan as Scattimus the Poo Wizard

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Mans Ingonyama

Mans Ingonyama - by Katrina Hajowyj

Mans Ingonyama is a player created character, created by Alex O'Keeffe, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio

Here comes a lion, father, oh yes it's a Lion.

**Pros**: He is a lion

**Cons** In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the Lion has narcolepsy.

## Appearances

### Episode 5: Ritualistic Dance of the Cuckoos

As the sun rises, Mans roars at the sun like a hairy rooster. Mans walks into Mother insulting Audrey Ballsit, who is amazed at the fact he can talk. Mans is feeling ready for the day. Suddenly, Desmond Lettuce appears, and frightens Mans to death. However, using the power of reiki, Desmond brings Mans back from the dead. Graham Christmas skips in, swirling tinsel everywhere. Mans, being a big cat, cannot help himself and swats at the tinsel. mans gets snagged in the tinsel, and is swung around with it. As the group go to leave, Mans grabs the keys so they can lock the door on their way out. Lion paws prevent him from locking the door, so Mans breaks it down. He gives the keys back to Mother in defeat. They come to the junction, and there is an argument over which way to go. The group side with Desmond over Audrey. Mans was lured by the smell of meat coming from the centre of Faringdon. Audrey shits herself in response, and the smell knocks out the lion. This almost pulls Graham off his feet, as he's still holding the tinsel. There are two distant thuds, which wake up Mans. The sounds frighten Mans, so he bolts left, dragging Graham Christmas with him. They stop at the roundabout and wait for the rest of the group.

Mans crosses the road, with confidence that the large metal rhinos would stop for him. Graham is dragged along. However, Desmond throws a smoke bomb, which causes great confusion. Mans looks at Graham, and yells "RIDE ME!" as they make it to the midway point. Mans did not stop at the midway point and just kept going. They both made it unharmed. The stress of crossing the road sends Mans to sleep. Graham falls off unharmed. The other two kick Mans awake which startles him, and causes him to instinctively lash out. He ends up mauling both Graham and Audrey to death.

Mans then starts seeing things. A weird Dog Doctor Clown starts screaming at him. A man steps out of a taxi. This man is Nigel Harrington. Mans tries to help him, but Dr. Bing Bong jumps on his back. This makes Mans flail and swipe at the Dr. Dog Clown. Sadly, he ends up injuring himself and dies from his wounds.

## Confirmed Kills

1. Mauls Audrey Ballsit to death - *Episode 5, Loop 6*
2. Mauls Graham Christmas to death - *Episode 5, Loop 6*

## Trivia

* Mans Ingonyama is a play on "Nants ingonyama", which means ‘Here comes a lion'
* Mans was retired by Alex, and put onto the pre-made list
Episode 10

Grand Theft Auto Budgens

## Episode 10: Bad Day To Be A Scratch Card - *Reduced to Clear Special*

In this special Reduced to Clear episode, Luke REALLY wants the rules to be followed, and crimes are committed.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Luke Allen as Montgomery the Dog

Alex Yousefi as Tony, Rita McQueen

Abbi 'Long Names' Galtery Matthews as Delilah

Amy 'NASA' Munt as ASAN

Gareth Owain David Thomas as Izzie Orchard

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 13

Hello Frog

## Episode 13: FOOK's Greatest Adventure

In this loop FOOK debuts, Mother falls in love and Peter T. Parker shows off his dark side!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Oli Ryder as Poppalinda Molly

Emmy Bashforth as Millie Neal

Gemma Grange as Philoneus

Reece Wilson as Peter T. Parker, Angry Peter T. Parker

Joey Emerald as FOOK, HamBorger

Hayley as Squibshy

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 23

RIP Goku

## Episode 23: Did You Just Ship Perfect Cell and Mother Mary?!

In this loop we are joined by Billy Keable and Xan Marshall. We also have a troubled little boy, an ASMR girl, a friendly animatronic badger, and a man of many Johns.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

James 'Bacon' Heyes - Ultimate John

Alex O'Keeffe - Thomas

Billy Keable - Akira Moonblade (Josh)

Oli Ryder - Creepy ASMR Girl

Joey Emerald - Spibby Sagbadge

Xan Marshall - Sidney Air Jordans

### Plugs

Billy Keable is a member of The Attitude Era Podcast

Xan Marshall streams on Twitch - XanBabe

## Loop 49

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Scooby Dooby Doo (SVU)

Faringdon's best men for the job

Scooby Dooby Doo (SVU) is a group of characters portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

Scooby and Shaggy are now investigators in the Faringdon Police Department, but they both work from home. They specialise in homicide and domestic crimes. As the day begins, they just received a new case… the murder of Daphne Blake. they won't rest until every murder in game is solved (except mother's obviously as the game cannot be won)

Pros: Will find clues to help them solve the mystery, and guide them on their journey. Scooby Snacks help them be brave

Cons: they’re cowards. They always have the munchies.

## Quotes

* Remen Ramples? Rehehehehehehe! - *Episode 4\**

## Trivia

* The character was created because this tiktok made Alex laugh too much.
* It is implied that Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, and Velma Dinkley all work at the police station downtown.
* There are two possible outcomes for the Daphne Murder plot. Neither have been revealed. Yet.
Episode 24

Oh...

## Episode 24: Whats a Cloaca?

In this loop we are joined once again by Billy Keable and Xan Marshall, and we indulge in some premade character shenanigans. With apologies to Xan for the hand they were dealt.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

James 'Bacon' Heyes - Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Batman, Bill Young

Alex O'Keeffe - Gru Paul, Favourite Character With Massive Genitals That Are Always Out And Everyone Keeps Trying To Avoid Direct Eye Contact Because It’s Also A Basilisk.

Billy Keable - Didorian Grey, Wolf from Gladiators

Oli Ryder - Musselini, Fred the West Highland Terrier

Joey Emerald - Cher the Timeshare Consultant

Xan Marshall - Sonic the Hedge, The Asshole of Daffy Duck, Bono Schrodinger the Pokemon Trainer

## Loop 3

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop

## Trivia

* This was the first episode to have The Boss Battle. It was a prototype version that didn't quite work, so was tweaked for next time to make it simpler.
Episode 52

## Episode 52: They Normally Edit That Out Of Bake Off

Mother gets a task of her own from one of her house guests. Meanwhile they search for a missing book, and uncover a secret.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe - The DM

Alex O'Keeffe - [REDACTED]

Kristie Pallini - Winifred Sanderson

Andy Ward - Paul Hollywood

David Page - Rasputin

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 61

## Episode 61: Enter The Santaverse

It's still Christmas. Santa comes to visit. Everyone had too much Christmas sherry. Chaos ensues.

## Cast

Eddie O’Keeffe - The DM

Alex O’Keeffe - Hector Salamanca

Bacon - Auntie Claus

Emmy Bashforth - Eggnog Latte

Jake Brennan - Mr. Pissmas

Joey Emerald - Hamborger

Oli Ryder - Martha Marcy MayWho

Reece Wilson - Barry the Christmas Temp

Gemma Grange - Mary the Festive Hun

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Stabby The Sausage

HELLO AGAIN!

Stabby The Sausage is a character created and portrayed by Paul Avery.

## Show Bio

Stabby's origins are unclear to everyone. Including Paul. He wasn't in existence, but then he was. Nobody is sure if he was just a standard sausage gone a bit rogue. People say he's God's chosen sausage.

Pros: Is a sausage

Cons: Is a bit stabby

### Variant

In Episode 16, Paul created a variant/combination Stabby the Sausage and Derek.

Pros: Looks like Martin Freeman

Cons: Does a Morgan Freeman Impression

## Trivia

* Stabby the Sausage makes a brief return as a ghost controlling Wee Willy Ouija in Episode 47
Stone Cold Steve Austin (Character)

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe. Go here for the NPC.

## Stone Cold Steve Austin (Character)

Getting Ready to open a can of WHOOP-ASS on Faringdon

## Physical Description

### Other Descriptive Info

Wears a leather vest, and jean shorts. Always had knee braces, and stomping boots

## Game Information

### Debut

Episode 38: Sweet Potato: Destroyer of Worlds

## Show Bio

Before the episode starts, Alex will let the DM know that he is using Stone Cold Steve Austin with the following instruction.

*"NOTE TO DM: do not acknowledge my character, mention me in the intro, or introduce me until Mother is about to give the task"*

Former pro wrestler. Drinks beer and fights everyone. Arrives to everything late. Always refers to himself in the third person, and in his full name.

**Pros**: can, and will, do a stone cold stunner to anything and everything.

**Cons**: has problems with authority

## Appearances

### Episode 38: Sweet Potato: Destroyer of Worlds

* Stone Cold Steve Austin's first appearance as a character.

## Trivia

* Stone Cold Steve Austin has his sights set on becoming the President of the United States
HamBorger

HamBorger is a ~~fucking menace~~ recurring player created character, portrayed by Joey Emerald, in Budgens and Dragons. He is one of the most popular and recognisable characters in the show, and is responsible for breaking the game on many occasions.

## HamBorger

His Name is HamBorger - by Katrina Hajowyj

## Show Bio

HamBorger is a chubby pug; blessed with a deep, bold voice and articulate diction. The problem is, he still has the same thoughts and feelings of a pug.

*THE PUG HAS A FUCKING GUN.*

**Pro**: he has a gun

**Con**: he has a gun.

## Variants

HamBorger was the first character to truly experiment and open up the idea of having multiple variations of himself, creating the HamBorgerverse. Below is a list of HamBorger variants

TBA

## Appearances

Note: the appearances here will *only* be for HamBorger, not for any of his variants.

## Quotes

> **"My name is HamBorger. I have a gun."** *- Episode 7*
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> **"I meant to do that."** - TBA
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## Trivia

* He is the first canonically gay character.
* He claimed he was once in the olympics.
* Episode 7: I Have a Gun is named after his catchphrase.
* He was involved in, and won, the first Battle Encounter in Budgens and Dragons.

HamBorger by Tassios"I Have a Gun" - the photo used in HamBorger merchandise. Photo by Kristie Pallini, pug played by Georgie"Mother, please". Photo by Kristie Pallini, pug is Georgie
Ultimate Fighting Catholic

Maureen before the convent broke her

The Ultimate Fighting Catholic is a character created and played by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

Maureen O'Shaughnessy is a 28 year old nun. She’s a devout follower of Christ, but has lately been having doubts of her faith, due to shady carrying on at her monastery. (roll a 12 to determing which shady carry on is in place)

The [dice result] got so bad, she’s decided to fight back. Literally. She’s fled the monastery trained in MMA, and is heavily tattooed. She’s got the words HAMM and BRGR on her knuckles.

**Pros**: does not tolerate [shady carry on] and will beat up anyone who indulges in it

**Cons**: has angered god, and the monastery with her actions, and secret nun agents are looking to bring her back to the monastery by any means necessary

**Ah we don't do that type of thing our convent now (except we do)**
Laundering
Labour
Trafficking
Practices
Games
Cruelty
Smuggling
Orgies
for YouTube Views
Sacrifices
progressive

## Trivia

* This was another character that got given the Rule of FOOK treatment
"Randy Orton"

"Randy Orton" is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!

## Show Bio

He hears voices in his head. They council him; they understand. They talk to him. Randy Orton is a pro wrestler with a very mysterious, albeit familiar past. (He’s an adult Thomas but that’s a secret until later)

Pros: RKO’s any threat out of nowhere to counter any killing blow!

Cons: The voices he hears is Ringo Starr's

## Trivia

* The idea of this character came about when Alex realised Randy Orton's theme fit the Thomas story far too well.
* As Thomas has become an adult, it's natural to assume he's a totally different person as to when he was a child
Episode 56

## Episode 56: Who Am I To Override Lemmings?

In this episode, we are joined by L.T. Dangerous from NewLEGACYinc who tries his hand at comedy, and is into some wibbly wobbly... you know the rest. We also secretly hate Wigan(it's a secret so shhh), we learn about a seaman's unsavoury past, and Mother's house has a lemming infestation.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe - the DM

Alex O’Keeffe - Bruce Wayne, and the Lemmings

James 'Bacon' Heyes - Gary Wigan, and Biker Boris

Jake Brennan - Captain Cumbeard, and Scattimus

Reece Wilson - Dick and/or Dom

L.T. Fletcher - Espio the Comedian, and Tim Lord

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
BONUS EPISODE

## BONUS EPISODE - The Budgies End Of Year Awards 2022

It's the Budgens and Dragons 2022 End Of Year Awards Special - The Budgies!!

Originally released as Patreon-only content, we cover the first two seasons of Budgens (to avoid spoilers at time of recording) and dish out awards such as Best Character, Funniest Death and more!

The full video can be watched over on our Patreon at patreon.com/budgensanddragons

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Barry Barr

The best soft drink character, Barr none.

## Character Information

### Relatives

Tabitha Tango (Current Wife),Lady Kit-Kat (First Wife),Madame Rubicon (Second Wife),Vinny Vimto (Son of Second Marriage)

## Game Information

### Wins

0

Barry Barr is a character created and portrayed by James 'Bacon' Heyes.

## Show Bio

Barry Barr is a walking, talking, singing bottle of Irn Bru. He's made of plastic, and is carbonated. He's not Scottish, and just wants to find his son, Vimto.

**Pros**: Can shoot Irn Bru from his hands

**Cons**: Is a large plastic bottle or Irn Bru

## Background Lore

He was adopted by the family of the founder of the famous UK soft drink manufacturer, the Barrs.

He's had three wives, Lady Kitkat, Madame Rubicon, whom he fathered his son, Vinny Vimto with, and finally his current wife, Tabitha Tango. His son was kidnapped from his Cambridge estate and he's now on the hunt to find him, and his kidnappers. He has a horrible feeling it has something to do with the Buckfast Brothers, and his first wife.
Ashley Deveraux

Ashley Deveraux by Kristie Pallini

Ashley Deveraux is a recurring player created character, portrayed by Oli Ryder, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio

Ashley Deveraux is an old woman in her 70s that is still pretending she's in her 40's. A classic, Hollywood talent agent that smokes several cartons of cigarettes a day.

She makes up performers names and claims she helped them 'make it big', full of showbiz anecdotes that nobody cares about and never really amounted to anything more than running a seedy cabaret / strip club in Hackney, London.

**Pros**: None were given in the episode.

**Cons**: None were given in the episode.

### Young Ashley Deveraux

In Loop 100, all of the original characters returned to the game in some form. We instead got a younger, more positive Ashley Deveraux - although this may have been due to the fact that she had taken a lot of cocaine.

## Appearances

### Episode 1: The Power of Roy Keane

* Ashley Deveraux's debut appearance was in Episode 1, Loop 1. Upon starting the game, she had to roll an Unfair 20 for old age. She just passed. She was the first member of the group to split up from the rest of the gang and try to make her way to Budgens on her own. She quits smoking inexplicitly, and her senses soon started disappearing. She misses Our Ste's death as a result. She re-joined the group for safety, before eventually being run over by a car at the roundabout.

## Quotes

-**"You're only as old as the woman you feel. That's what I said to Jeffrey... Bridges. You thought I meant Weinstein"** - *Episode 1, Loop 1*

- **"Let me just get a lozenge..."** - *Episode 1, Loop 1*

-**"...it's been 20 minutes, and I need to smoke a cigarette"** - *Episode 1, loop 1*-

**-"Oh JAFAR!!"** *- Episode 1, Loop 1*

## Trivia

* Ashley was the first character to roll an unfair 20, for old age and smoking. She rolled a 12, and the DM rolled an 11.
Kermit The Frog: Trainee Employee

The things you see when working retail...

Kermit The Frog is an NPC portrayed by Eddie O'Keeffe, and occasional character controlled by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

It's Kermit's first day at his new job at Budgens, and he's already been put under pressure by having to sell a scratch card to his extended family. It's not easy being green.

**Pros**: Very helpful when he's in store to all players and NPCs.

**Cons**: Follows the Budgens employee rulebook to the T, as he's on probation and could be fired if he messes up.

Since Kermit has become a player character, his bio has been adapted to his NPC characteristics.

## Quotes

* Hello there! How can I help you today? -
* Oh Mother, you are a hoot!

## Trivia

* Kermit The Frog has aspirations to become President of the United States, as it pays a bit better that Budgens does (far less assassinations.)
Episode 6

Image by Katrina Hajowyj

## Episode 6: Budgens and Dragons (Taylor's Version)

In our 7th loop, Desmond is back to create mundane magicianry, Graham Christmas celebrates... Christmas, and we meet a born again pilot, and a strong man with a strong voice. Also, Taylor Swift is here.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Taylor Swift

Oli Ryder as Desmond Lettuce

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Captain Geronimo

Reece Wilson as Graham Christmas

Jamie Davey as Nigel Harrington, Born Again

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Gossip Girl

Her latest blog post about the goings on in downtown Faringdon is a MUST READ

Gossip Girl is a character created and portrayed by Emmy Bashforth.

## Show Bio

Gossip Girl is an anonymous blogger, who is always watching and posting updates on the scandalous life of Faringdon's elite. Walks around in a hoodie and sunglasses so nobody can recognise her.

**Pro**: Receives e-mail updates from her followers which contain important information

**Cons**: Always worried about her identity coming out
Episode 55

## Time Line

### Previous Episode

Episode 54: How I Met Your Mother (And Went To Budgens To Buy Her A Scratch Card)

### Next Episode

Episode 56: Who Am I To Override Lemmings?

## Episode 55: ... All Of Me

It's the finale of Season 3, we finish our Halloween Special off with a bang(?)

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O’Keeffe

Andy Ward

Kristie Pallini

Jake Brennan

Joey Emerald

Reece Wilson

Gemma Grange

Zach

David Page

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Joey Emerald

Joe with a Borger, but no Ham.

Joey Emerald (FKA Joe Del Toro) is a regular cast member of Budgens and Dragons. They also host the comedy improv podcast Greenlit.

## Show Bio:

Having met Eddie through a mutual enjoyment of professional wrestling, Joe and Eddie became closer friends through conversations on the Bonk Club discord. Joe was extremely helpful in the early stages of Budgens and Dragons, providing a lot of feedback for the early episodes in Season 1. They expressed an interest in appearing on the show early on, and offered Eddie a spot on Greenlit - Eddie's first appearance being in no uncertain terms; an absolute fucking mess.

In their first appearance, Joe solidified themselves as a regular, creating one of the most iconic characters in the show and setting a trend for chaos and world breaking events, as well as a 'fuck-it, this will be funny' attitude.

## Characters

List of Main Characters created and played by Joey Emerald. (TBA)

### Notable Characters

* HamBorger - Hamborger was the character Joe had the least faith in when first appearing on the show, because look at it.
* FOOK - The one they had the most faith in, FOOK, died immediately and hasn't been seen since. FOOK has become a favourite of listeners, despite his very limited appearance.
* The HamBorger Variants - Oh fuck.
* Spibby Sagbadge
* Wordle McTurtle

### Season 2

* Episode 7 - I Have A Gun
* Episode 8 - Thank You, Godzilla xoxo
* Episode 12 - The Madness of Mad Colin
* Episode 13 - FOOK's Greatest Adventure
* Episode 13 - April Fools Bonus Content
* Episode 20 - The Blind, Blown Out, Lemon Drizzle Cake Special
* Episode 21 - Bradley Walsh in Chicken Walsh
* Episode 22 - Motherlode
* Episode 23 - Did You Just Ship Perfect Cell and Mother Mary?!
* Episode 24 - What's A Cloaca?
* Episode 27 - Broken
* Episode 33 - Toto, I Don't Think We're In Leeds Anymore (Or Africa ... or Kansas)
* Episode 34 - Blood and Baby Powder
* Episode 35 - Playing With Yourself: A Jake Brennan Adventure
* Episode 36 - Triggers Snoop Dogg

### Season 3

* Episode 37 - You Still Have...
* Episode 38 - Sweet Potato: Destroyer of Worlds
* Episode 39 - HamBorger is the Worst

## Trivia and Other Info

* Joe is the first non-binary player in Budgens and Dragons
* Joe stands at 6' tall, which is considerably taller than a Pug, but significantly shorter than a Godzilla
* Joe is the only player to have died in the game and real life, as well. Don't worry though, they got better. (unless someone else has died and not told us but fuck you)
Episode 15

Stabby about to be eaten!

## Episode 15: I Am Pure Meat, NOTHING BUT PORK! - *Roll The Damn Dice Special*

In this loop we meet a VERY stabby sausage, an influencer terrified to leave the house and Hellooooo Professor!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Joy-Amy Wigman as Professor Princeton Von Puce

Paul Avery as Stabby the Sausage

Stephen Santouris as Deano Thunderstorm

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 47

Now this is a story...

## Episode 47: The Bag of Vicars

Mother is feeling especially randy in this episode, so you better watch out, or she'll roll a 20 on a romance roll on YOU! We can only apologise. Also, a few ghosts of the past come back to haunt the house.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Oli Ryder as Wee Willy Oujia

Emmy Bashforth as Willy Aldrinberg, Mussellini

Alex O'Keeffe as Kermit the Frog: Trainee Employee, Betty Wrong

Heather Ferlo as Hairy Poppins

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Wordle McTurtle

It's not what you think.

Wordle McTurtle is a character created and portrayed by Joey Emerald.

## Show Bio

A adorable little turtle, who wears glasses and a baseball cap. Although he's a timid creature, he has the ability to use word magic. What this means is that if he is in danger, he can save himself if he says a 5 letter word that could save him. For example, he would shout SHELL, and would then hide in his shell, and not get killed.

Also, as if this little guy wasn't powerful enough, if he does any form of wordplay, he gains the ability to cast one magic spell in that moment. Yes. He has a pun!

**Pro**: The power of word magic! Puns grant him the ability to cast a magic spell.

**Con**: Slow moving, and timid. Not very good with action.

## Trivia

* Wordle McTurtle is based off the popular game at the time, Wordle. I mean, no shit, right?
Cannibal De Hells

Cannibal De Hells is a player created character, portrayed by James "Bacon" Heyes, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio:

He has an immense propensity for eggs.

He has lots of pockets because his dad taught him to have lots of pockets when he was in the military (I don't know what this means but Bacon wrote it.) He likes to stuff them with various Eggs; mostly scrambled.

He likes to wear sandals even if its cold enough to wear a jacket out, as it's that little bit of freedom his dad denied him.

His girlfriend has 7 chinchillas (Bingus, Sotto, Donk, Eddie, Jinn, Moruo, Sausage.) that he loves equally  and his sister, Belle De Hells, owns 1 Large moth that nobody likes.

He works on a chicken farm.

Somehow, he has grown extra appendages and now has 4 legs. He also likes to eat other humans.

**Pro**: He has lots of pockets

**Con**: He has lots of eggs, is a cannibal.

## Appearances

### Episode 2: Cat Box Cannibals

* Has no trousers for the loop. He rolled a 3 for endowment. He eats Sweet Potato's dead body, and then vomits it back up due to it not technically being cannibalism. He and Alto Goeman were hit by cars when crossing the road. They attempted to heal by just waiting, but that failed. However, the sight and smell of Alto's blood drove Cannibal De Hells to devour him. Alto Goeman also had the cash, so Cannibal had to find other means to get cash. He eventually met Tom Delonge, who gave him £17 and became his religious follower. Tom Delonge knew the way to Budgens, so he was a helpful ally. They eventually arrived at the roundabout. Cannibal ordered Tom Delonge to stop traffic, which he was successful in doing. Cannibal made it to the mid-way point of the roundabout. But one driver was in a rush, and runs down Tom Delonge. Not feeling deterred by this, Cannibal De Hells tried to cross to the other side, but was also run down. The driver was Sweet Potato's dad, exacting revenge.

### Episode 3 - Neigh! (I'm a Horse... of Course)

* Loop 3 - was a Snowy 20, so everyone, including Cannibal De Hells, died.

## Confirmed Kills

A list detailing all the characters killed, directly or indirectly by Cannibal De Hells.

1. Ate Alto Goeman, because he was overcome with the hunger by the smell of their blood - *Episode 2, Loop 2*
2. Forced Tom Delonge to stop traffic. This did work for a time, but inevitably, he got run down - *Episode 2, Loop 2*

## Trivia

* This is the first instance of an 'evolved' character - a character that largely remains the same but with a few different traits added in. The original character is, of course. Cameron De Hells.
* His cannibalism is a reference to him eating Ricky T. Knees in Episode 1, although as it is not *directly* referenced it doesn't break any rules.
Cameron De Hells

Cameron De Hells is a recurring player created character, portrayed by James 'Bacon' Heyes, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Character Information

### Relatives

Bell De Hells, (sister)Father (Unknown name)

## Biographical Information

### Marital Status

In a relationship with unnamed girlfriend

## Show Bio

He has an immense propensity for eggs.

He has lots of pockets because his dad taught him to have lots of pockets when he was in the military (I don't know what this means but Bacon wrote it.) He likes to stuff them with various Eggs; mostly scrambled.

He likes to wear sandals even if its cold enough to wear a jacket out, as it's that little bit of freedom his dad denied him.

His girlfriend has 7 chinchillas (Bingus, Sotto, Donk, Eddie, Jinn, Moruo, Sausage.) that he loves equally  and his sister, Belle De Hells, owns one Large moth that nobody likes.

He works on a chicken farm.

**Pro**: He has lots of pockets

**Con**: He has lots of eggs

## Appearances

### Episode 1: The Power of Roy Keane

* He was declared the 'leader of the group' by Mother, which ultimately led to nothing. Stated that he once tried to smoke eggs. Every character got £3 from Mother. Cameron took Sweet Potato's, as the cat has no pockets. He gets stuck in Our Ste's shitty shirt with Sweet Potato. When freed by Sweet Potato, he wears the shirt as a bandana to honour Ste. He also puts Ricky T Knees in his pocket. He eats Ricky's severed legs because his hunger got the best of him. After heavy debate, and almost getting caught with a corpse, he convinces the group to leave Ste where he lies. Suggests to walk as a group at the roundabout. Everyone makes it but, Ashley Deveraux. He walks into Ming's Takeaway with Ricky, and orders a portion of chips and a battered sausage for him. The Takeaway Officer is more wise than Cameron, and steals £2 from him. He ends up eating Ricky because his new legs looked appetising. When he steps outside of the takeaway restaurant, he is stopped by the police and arrested for his crimes, which loses the game. He gets out after 70 years, but Mother has since died of old age.

*to be edited later - Loop 1, 12, 100*

## Confirmed Kills

This is a list of people killed by the actions of Cameron De Hells.

1. Accidently ate Ricky. T Knees - Episode 1, Loop 1

## Quotes

**"Don't talk to me about backpacks! They're fucking useless!"-** *Episode 1, Loop 1*

**"CHEESE IT!"** - *Episode 1, Loop 1*

**"That road is lethals..."** - *Episode 1, Loop 1*

## Trivia

* Cameron De Hells was the first character to talk to Mother
* Cameron De Hells foreshadowed the first evolution of a character in this episode by eating the legs of Ricky T. Knees
* Cameron and Belle De Hells are the first canonical relatives in the show
* He was the first character to be arrested on the show
Episode 22

WE'VE ALL GOT A LITTLE TASK FOR YOU

## Episode 22: Motherlode

̶̦͔̙̩͋̍̈́I̶̝͖͓̺̯̯̓̔́̑͛̓̒̃̆ṅ̸̢̨̩͈̝͌͂̃̌̀̑̔̿͝ ̸͍͙̣̮̥̱̣͔̇̎͗̍͗̓͐͜t̵̡͚̼̻̼̹̜̲̠̃̔̆̃̋̂̔͒̚h̶̬͐͘ĭ̴̡̗̖̫̬͖̙͕̞̙̓̊͌̓̚͠s̶̲͂̓̌̂̈́̎͋ ̸̧͖̳͕̳̱͉̣̇́̕͝l̶̨̨̤̯̽̾̎̈́̽̽̒̕̕͜o̷̡̬̜̬̹̹̪͎̮͂͝ͅö̵̯̹̫͎̙͓͕̞̅̏͋̀̔̈́p̶͍͍̗͔̣͕̽ ̵͙͎̗̠̺̖́̅̋́́̾̃͒̾͘ẁ̷̺̺̟͇̹̔͛͜e̷͎͚̒͑̎̓̏͑̿ ̷̭͇̭̓̀̚b̸͖͍́͊͋̌r̴̡̜̪̪̱͎̰̾͜ͅͅo̵͕͑̊̂͐̅́͛́͠k̵̫̈́̓̉̈́̕ę̴̢̮̟͎̲̳͍̬̘̎͋̋̕͝ ̷̨͈͎̙̭͍̹̞̰̄͂̉̋̂̚̚͠͠͠ͅë̵̲́ͅv̶͓̋̄̈ȩ̵̥̼̈́̀̓͐̚r̴̝̮̿̆͊̿̏͌̾͘y̴̞̱̠͈͐̓t̸̼̑̐̋͝ḧ̶̛̘̞̠́̒̋̄̾͛͊̀i̸̢̧̠̦̘͓̬̗͚̋̓͠n̵̛̞̠͒̀͑̑̈̈͌̕͠ġ̷̦͎̋ ̶̹̀̽̄͜o̸͕̘̼̦̼͓͙͍̐̽̔h̶̪͔̒̀̋͊̇͆͛̄̉͌ ̵̛̘̯̃͑̇͌́̆̓̚g̶̨̡̨̮͈͇͉͐̎̏ớ̷̳͈͉̝̲̗̏͜d̸͖̬̪̭̲̚̕ ̶̯̝̺̹̫͙͋̏͋̂͋͜o̴̞̤͕̺̱̳̒̒́̉̈̕͘h̷̹̫̝̪̞̺͈́̅̈́͑͆͝͝͝ ̷͔̜͕̤̖̙͇̈̆̏͒͐g̷̘̤͎͓̍́͗͒̚o̴̢̤̖̩͚͔̮̟͇͔͒́d̷̼̯̖̉̄͋̋̉͋̕͠ ̸̢̲̫̯̭̞̯̪͕͂͛̏̈̉̋̐̀͐ơ̶̢͓̗̠͔̞̝͕̞̥̈́̾̽̀̎͋̐͝g̶̨̪̜͙̠̯̒̋̇͐̿͠ ̷͍̰̯̫̗̑̇̄͑͌͆͐͝ͅg̴̛̣̘͕̫̭̉̐̌̌͘̚ǒ̴͓̽̍͋̀͌͌̃̕͘d̵̡̖̱͈͙͈̟̜͗̓͒̉ ̶̞̝̳̳̦̩̺̓̃̈́͑̏͋͝͝͠ǫ̸̛̳͍̻̞͉̦̐̂̆̓̃̕ͅg̷͕̖̯̩͍̱̰͈̗̿͂͜ ̴̧͔̺͙͊̀̇̽͂͋̕̚͜ͅg̴̢̧̛̺͖̪͍͈͈̻̉̀͊̂̃̈̍ơ̸̛͔͈̹̤̣̓̈́̎͐̋͋̽̀ḍ̶̻̯͓͑̀̀͗̚ ̶̼͔̩̟̟̟̻́̾̓̎́̀͝ŏ̵̧̫̆̍̽̆̄͐͝g̷̛̬̞̲̯̩̝̲̹̳͖̈́̂͋͋̂́̀ȁ̵̧͖̲̳̣͚̬͎̥̤̂̀͐a̷̲̯̩͈̜͕̩̟̓̈͑͋̅̾͝a̵̢̗͈̫͚͎̤̐̾̂̕h̷̨̛͉̰̠͓̠̽́͐̽͗̌͑͒ͅḧ̴̖̪͉̯̘̳̬̺͇́̓̈́͐ͅḧ̸̫̙̤͔́̔̾̽̈́͒h̴̛͎̬̾̽̑̐h̵̤̱͇̝͉̒̉̾͑̽̀͛̕͝ͅḧ̶̨̦̲̟̙͔͎͍̰͋̔̾́̈́̓̚͜͠͠

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Emmy Bashforth as Gossip Girl, Mother 2

Oli Ryder as Div the Spiv, Mother Goose

Joey Emerald as Other Mother

Hayley as Son of Bonk, Mother Bonk

Alex O'Keeffe as I Can't Believe It's Not Butters, Mother From Another Mother

Reece Wilson as Ricky T. Knees Prime, Pull The Mother One

## Loop 46

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop

## Trivia

* This episode counts as the first Win in the history of Budgens and Dragons - although it is not a true victory because they didn't technically complete The Task, but Eddie hadn't realised this until after recording.
Episode 42

RKCrow

## Episode 42 - Sometimes We All Roll Sads

In this episode, we are joined by members of our discord/patreon backers. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable podcast, as Seymour Skinner gets a scratch card, the house is alive, and... IS THAT A BLOODY CROW?!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as "Randy Orton", Seymour Skinner

Jake Brennan as Wicked Witch of T'North West, Mr. Piss

Luke Allen as Buckingham Bear

Mike Nestick as The House

David Page as Corvax Corax, Macho Blob Hogan

Kristie Pallini as Cindy LARPer

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Edgar Allan Tinky Winky

The NEW Brothers of Destruction

Edgar Allan Tinky Winky is a recurring character, created and portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

Over the hills and far away, a famous gothic poet known as Edgar Allan Poe was renowned for his literary works. What is lesser known is that he was the forth of his kin. Enter Edgar Allan Tinky Winky. The leader of the four poets of Teletubby land, and a keen lover of custard.

However, unlike Edgar Allan Poe, or even Edgar Allan Dipsy, and Edgar Allan Laa-Laa, Edgar Allan Tinky Winky is not as good a writer. In fact, his poetry is somewhat lacking. He was cast out of the Teletubby land Poetry Society, and has gone on a journey to write his magnum opus.

Pros: write poems to try and sooth hearts and tempers alike

Cons: is a moron. Writes as a Teletubby would.

## Episodes

### Episode 29: Tinky Winky Loves Satan!

* Edgar Allan Tinky Winky's debut. He forms an alliance with The Undertaker, completes his magnum opus, and eventually becomes part of the second winner's club.

## Quotes

* EH OH, UNDERTAKER
* TINKY WINKY LOVES SATAN

## Trivia

* Edgar Allan Tinky Winky has aspirations to become the President of the United States
Brandon II Locke

### Relatives

Brandon I Locke (father; deceased in Fire and Winter; alive in Sunfire & Moonlight) Ran Locke (mother; deceased in Fire and Winter; alive in Sunfire & Moonlight)

Torrance Locke (sister)

Olira Locke (nee Nethermark, wife)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Married

Brandon Locke, known to most as Brandon The Albino, is the son of Brandon The First and Ran Locke.