Frogman Community

The **Frogman Community** is the community in which Frogmen live.

## Description

Frogmen tend to live on lilypads in swamps, mostly around Brisbane. These swamps are usually well-developed and include restaurants such as In-N-Out Burger, and have delicate slime. They frequently drive around in Frogmobiles

Frogs use a currency of Flies, which are actually just coins and notes as well as digital currency. One use of flies as currency is to pay for lilypad real estate.

Frogmen are mortal enemies with the Toadboy Community, who have wide-set pussies that Frogmen frequently get stuck in.

Frogman is a very common name in the community, despite it being somewhat frogist. John is another common name, as is Muhammad among Islamic Frogs, of which there are many. Jenkins is a very common surname. The Frog term for Scotland is 'Froggy' and the term for Edinburgh is 'Froginburgh'. C\*\*t is a very offensive word in the community.

To breed, Frogmen ejaculate through their skin onto eggs during honeymoons. A common practice is for Frogs to steal other Frogs' tadpoles to raise as their own, as they are not considered to be Frogs yet.

## Entertainment

For entertainment, Frogmen tend to consume Frog-ified versions of human media. The TV series *United States of Tara* is called *United States of Frog* in the Frogman community. Frog conventions also take place. Shakesfrog's plays are widely performed in the Lilypad Theatre, and Leonard Frog's *Hallelufrog* is a popular song. Sarah Marie is also popular.

## Politics

The structure of the Frogman government seems similar to that of the United Kingdom, with a ceremonial King Frog and a Frog Prime Minister.

The Frogman community is extremely patriarchal. This society tends to encourage Frogmen to believe that they have to hold in their feelings, that anger is the only acceptable emotion, and that cane sugar is yummy. This has led to high suicide rates among Frogmen; suicide is their number one killer. Another frequent threat to Frogmen is pythons. Frogman society is very conservative, and the majority opinion among Frogmen is that Frogs should only date Frogs.

More recently, the Frogman community has made efforts to integrate with human society. Frogmen frequently go to human universities, and the first Frog to go to Eton College was Sir Frogboy. Frogs that have moved out of the Frogman community are usually very wealthy, buying investment properties for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Integration has caused some prejudice to be expressed by humans against Frogmen, known as frogism. One way in which a human may be frogist is by saying that all Frogs sound the same. This may be exacerbated by a cultural divide in which human culture takes a long time to reach the community. Another effect of this has been the move toward Frogs speaking English rather than Frog, a language which consists mostly of deep 'r' sounds. Frog is still the official language, though the large majority of the population now speaks English.

Flies are used in the Frogman community not only for food, also as part of the workforce. Frogs work with flies particularly for media productions such as Frogman's *I'm A Frog*, which leads to many flies being eaten during production, though this issue does not seem to bother Frogs.

## History

The currency of Flies in the community developed from a bartering system which used actual flies.

The Frogman community experienced World War Frog which Frogman's Grandfather fought in. Many frogs died on both sides. Some humans allied with the Frogmen in the war, yet Adolf HitFrog killed many. Ultimately, the Frogmen had better artillery, bombs and guns which led them to victory, however many Frog deaths were the result of them being squished.

After the war, the Frogmen set up a United Nations for Frogmen; a unifying organisation for all frogs, with the Frog Prime Minister as its leader. Those who died in World War Frog are honoured every day.

There was a real estate boom with lilypads in the late 60s.

The release of the Ted Bundy tapes thirty years ago, in which Bundy claimed he was "a Frogman", caused significant distress in the community as humans painted Frogs with the broad brush stroke of Bundy.

In the 90s, Franz Froginand floated Flies which made it possible to trade it for USD with large profits.

In the early 2000s, skateboarding became very popular.

2008 saw the Great Frog Crash in which business owners lost a lot of money.

The exchange rate was 1,000 Flies to $1 USD in March 2019, though the exchange rate became worse by August 2019, at 375 Flies to $1 AUD.

## Notable Frogmen

* Frogman
* Other Frogman
* Frog Prime Minister
* Mrs Frog
* Kermit
* Shakesfrog
* King Frog
* Mr Frog
* Leonard Frog
* Frogman's adopted grandfather
* Frogman's adopted mother
* Frogman's adopted father
* Sir Frogboy
* Froggo
* Sir Frogboy's father
* Franz Froginand