1993 Brickyard 400

*"THIS RACE SUCKS, AND EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED THIS RACE SUCKS TOO!!!!! I HOPE THIS TRACK AND THE PITTIES THAT BEAT UP ROGER EVEN MY PITTIES GET BURNED TO THE (CENSORED) GROUND!!!!!!!! THEY SUCK!! MY PITTIES SUCK!!!! EVERYONE ELSES PITTIES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!"*
―Ruby iCar very mad and infuriated after the Brickyard 400
The **1993 Brickyard 400** nicknamed "Clash of the Pitties" and "Sky Lewis Friggin looses it" is a well known and infamous and dumb. race after a crash on lap 121. The King's right rear tire came loose and hit Claude Scruggs on the hood causing him to lose focus and control causing him to flip eight times quickly before landing on his wheels ending in flames as well as fuel and oil leaking, his fuel caught fire as well and it become a bigger fire. His hood came off entirely. James Cleanair tried to avoid him but collected several cars including Chuck Armstrong who flipped five times before ending up on his roof. A total of sixteen cars were in that crash including Don Alternators, Brush Curber and Johnny Blamer. Claude and Chuck missed one race being replaced by Rodney Banks and Oscsr Hollister. The race was red flagged but was stopped because of Sky Lewis beating up a lot of pit crew memebers who bullied roger,

This race is won by Andrew Axler with Billy Oilchanger second followed by Murray Clutchburn in 3rd. Kraig and Eugene take 4th and 5th. Sixth is Chick Hicks and seventh Ernie Gearson. Part timer Manny Flywheel SOMEHOW finishes in 8th, Rusty Cornfuel is ninth and Garret Revley finished 10th.

It was shown Luke did not put The King's tire correctly due to Roger giving a wrong order by mistake. This cause several pittoes to get mad at Roger and have a fist fight. Poor Roger was faced with several punches and insults (including some like "Your wife should divorce you!" and "(Popeye Toot) you Roger!") This really hurt him and he started crying heavily and left the pit and went into the garage. The King and Luke arrived there soon enough with Lynda as well as racers Eugene Carbureski and Kraig Shiftright (Klint was involved in the wreck slamming into Ryan Shields and Brush Curber) and Tank Coat and Clutch Aid crew chiefs Wells Runabout and Roy Lassetire (John's father) to comfort the poor crying Roger.

This is considered the most historic and infamous and stupid and hated Brickyard 400 of the decade and it's the unforgettable and historic Brickyard 400 of the 1990's. The 1996 Brickyard 400 is the second best due to a close finish between Ernie Gearson and WINNER KEVIN RACINGTIRE WHO GETS ONLY HIS SECOND WIN **EVER!** His first being in the 1990 Michigan 400. Ernie was second and of course The King was third.

Roger bawls in the garage a lot in this race, Sky Lewis heard about this and tough the other pitties who bullied Roger a lesson by beating them up (yes, even his own pitties as they were involved). Only the top 10 racers received points because of how messed up this race was.

## Transcript

### Mistake/Fist Fight

* Benny Pitstops : Strip has pitted a few seconds ago, he’s taken the lead,
* Ned Carrett : AND WE GOT CONTACT WEATHER'S TIRE FLYS OFF AND GETS LOOSE
* Bob Jenkins : AND IT HITS SCRUGGS MAKING HIM FLIP END OVER END
* Ned Carrett : MULTIPLE CARS INVLOVED.
* Bob Jenkins : The hood of Scruggs is gone.
* (On Track)
* Leak Less Pitty 1 : ROGER WHAT THE \*CENSORED\* DID YOU MAKE LUKE DO
* Roger Wheeler : Um, I can explain.
* Rodcap Music. Co Pitty 4 : YEAH ROGER, \*CENSORED\* YOU \*punches roger in the eye and fight begins\*
* Benny Pistops : OH AND A MASSIVE FIGHT INVLOVING WAY TO MANY CREW CHEIFS.
* (Ultra VIP Team Radio)
* Sky Lewis : GOD DANG IT WHY IS MY PITTYS HAVE TO GET INVLOVED!!!
* (on pit lane)
* Faux Wheel Pitty 3 : YOUR WIFE SHOULD DEFORCE YOU STUPID \*CENSORED\*
* (on booth)
* Bob Jenkins : oh and insults too and wait why is Sky Lewis in the pits during a fight
* (on pit line)
* Sky Lewis : THATS IT I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU \*Gets out knife and stabs Rodcap Music. Co Pitty 2\*
* Rodcap Music. Co Pitty 2 : \*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW\*
* Sky Lewis : ALRIGHT KELLY AND EVERYONE ELSE!! REGREAT IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!! \*BEATS UP All Ultra VIP pittys REALLY HARD AND All Rodcap Music. Co Pittys AND All Leak Less Pittys\*.
* Benny Pitstops : ok, I think it’s time we go to commercial brake
* \*A Few Commercials play\*

### Back live

* Benny Pitstops : welcome back to the brickyard 400 now CANCELLED!! Because of a mistake Roger Wheeler made.
* Bob Jenkins : he accidentally gave Luke Pettlework the wrong order meaning that he didn’t put the kings right rear tire in correctly.
* Benny Pitstops : and now, several pittys beated him up and said insults.
* Ned Carrett : and to make things worse, Sky Kewis even beated up the pitties who treated roger so meanly and even his own Pit Crew because they were involved as well.
* Benny Pitstops : even the Faux Wheel Drive pittys received terrible injury’s as he was stabbed by Sky Lewis in an area which didn’t kill the crew chief.
* Ned Carrett : that could mean an instant ban or an instant race suspension and since the race is now cancelled, your looking at the race winner, Andrew Axler.
* (Nitroade Team Radio)
* Andrew : I am so not celebrating
* Joners Crew Cheif : me neither
* Bob Jenkins : seems like nobody wants to celebrate after this race now.
* Benny Pitstops : and because of this messed up race, only the top 10 racers get points, such a messed up season.

### Racers on the fight

* Pit Announcer : Sky Lewis is too angry to say his thoughts at the moment right now so we will be viewing the other racers that qualified
* Andrew Axler : Just plain stupid, I’m going back to nitroade in 1994 so I can escape from those stupid pitties
* Billy Oilchanger : Can I please go to Canada
* Murray Clutchburn : What an idiot, first 1984 Jonathan Vs Mood Springs Pitties and now this!
* Kraig Shiftright : For goodness sake is everyone trying to kill us??
* Chick Hicks : THE ONLY PART I HATE HIS SKY LEWIS BEATING UP MY CREW CHEIF!!!!!!!
* Ernie Gearsin : I feel like I wanna retire
* Manny Flywheel : did my pitties see what he did, such an idiot he is
* Rusty Cornfuel : Let’s hope all of the mean pittys get fired. For good!!!!!!!
* Garret Revley : don’t talk to me
* Ruby iCar : THIS RACE SUCKS, AND EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED THIS RACE SUCKS TOO!!!!! I HOPE THIS TRACK AND THE PITTIES THAT BEAT UP ROGER EVEN MY PITTIES GET BURNED TO THE (CENSORED) GROUND!!!!!!!! THEY SUCK!! MY PITTIES SUCK!!!! EVERYONE ELSES PITTIES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
* Klint Shiftright : Geeze calm down-
* Ruby iCar : HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I CULT YOUR EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

## Results

1. Andrew Axler - 121 Laps +10
2. Billy Oilchanger - 121 Laps +9
3. Murray Clutchburn - 121 Laps +8
4. Kraig Shiftright - 121 Laps +7
5. Eugene Carbureski - 121 Laps +6
6. Chick Hicks - 121 Laps +5
7. Ernie Gearson - 121 Laps +4
8. Manny Flywheel - 121 Laps +3
9. Rusty Cornfuel - 121 Laps +2
10. Garret Revley - 121 Laps +1
11. 11th to 26th place - 121 Laps (got no points because of the pitty fight)
12. 27th to 42nd place - 121 Laps (Crash)
13. Sky Lewis - 121 Laps (Sky Was Diaqualified for being involved in the Pit Crew fight)