A Gallon of Dog Shampoo, Turtle Sayings and A Tortoise Follow-Up

This week, Burnt and Joan go in deep on processed wool allergies, baby flamingos, and what really happened at the Dignity Falls Apartments? Plus, Christine (Jean Villepique) stops in to discuss dog shampoo and unrequited love.

### Intro

Burnt and Joan bemoan Neighborhapp posts about normal wildlife activity.

Joan is thinking about getting together and possibly discussing a new show.

Doug is in the downstairs bathroom.

No one is allowed in Joan's sunroom, it's for special occasions, and Julliope's friends will get vape smoke all over it.

### First Posts

#### Looking for raw wool to spin

Heidi is looking for sheep, alpacas that will be sheared soon for their wool, so that she can spin it. Burnt knows her from coming in to the pharmacy looking for a pill or tincture or salve that would help with her processed wool allergy.

Burnt bemoans homemade cards, and thinks storebought cards are very good. Joan guesses that this is because he is an only child of only children.

#### What happened at Dignity Falls village apartments?

Ricky is wondering what happened after he stepped out for breakfast.

### Guest - Dog shampoo

Christine lost a gallon of dog shampoo at the corner of Olympia & Fairhaven.

Christine made the dog shampoo, because they don't make enough in a bottle. It's really valuable, and it has beer and honey in it. She left it on her trailer while changing a flat tire. She's designed a label and is trying to get it to market, naming it "Clean Dog".

Christine has the legal amount of dogs (4) though she had more in the past, but that's water under the bridge and everything's good now. She has the legal amount of space in her backyard for her dogs. Her dogs are Oh-mistress-mine, Gretchen, Bookie, and Cookie. Oh-mistress-mine is always dirty.

Christine was a fan of Joan's performance of Gypsy in the park, when the community theater allowed dogs. Joan did a remarkable job of integrating the noisy dogs into the performance, though one of the performers was highly allergic.

Christine is heartbroken after recently going through an online dating situation with "Rhris Rith" (Chris Smith). Joan sympathizes, having helped many women through heartbreak due to Chris Smith over bottles of "Sauvy B".

### Final Posts

Joan contemplates putting on My Fair Lady as her next show, updating it for 2019 and making it woke.

#### Posting again

Unnamed poster offers their house over the holiday in exchange for taking care of their pets.

#### Tortoise update

Joan reads what she believe is an update to a previous post. Unnamed poster reveals that several months ago they found a tortoise coming out of hibernation. They are looking for its owners, but their daughter has fallen in love with it. Joan chastises both posters for waiting so long to post about their turtles.

Doug reveals he was laying in the tub (without water, because of the electrical equipment).

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