2006 Daytona 500: Chick Hicks gets banned

The 2006 Daytona 500 was famous for Chick Hicks getting banned from the piston cup and was no longer racing in the piston cup. It also saw a big crash happen on lap 79 when Dale Carrett and Johnny Blamer collided with each other causing them to collect Kyle Trackson, Murray Clutchburn, Billy Oilchanger, Greg Candyman and Haul Inngas. Lightning McQueen took his first ever Florida 500 win with Ponchy Wipeout 2nd and Ryan Newcar 3rd.

## Transcript

### **Chick Hicks gets banned**

Chick: Oh yeah, baby! KACHICKA! KACHICKA! KACHICKA! I am this year getting my 2nd Piston Cup! Oh, yeah!

Tom: CHICKEN HICKS! YOU WILL NOT BE TAKING PART THIS YEAR OR FOREVER!

Chick: WAIT WHAT!

Tom: YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE PISTON CUP FOR WRECKING ROOKIE LIGHTNING MCQUEEN IN THE TIE BREAKER! MCQUEEEN IS TRYING TO WIN HIS ROOKIE PISTON CUP, AND YOU WRECKED HIM!

Chick: (Seal Bark) YOU! (Seal Bark) YOU! HOW DARE YOU BAN ME FROM THE PISTON CUP!

Tom: YOU ARE BANNED INDEFINITELY AND YOU WILL LEAVE RIGHT NOW!

Chick: FINE! COME ON STUPID HAULER? WAIT I DROVE ALL THE WAY TO THE RACE NOW I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY HOME! THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!

Fans and racers: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHICKEN HICKS IS BANNED HE WON'T BE CRASHING RACERS ANYMORE!

### **Denny Hamlin makes his debut**

Mike: Alright Denny, its your first ever race you won the juniors piston cup last year and this year you will get a top 5 finish!

Denny: Top 5 finish? How am I supposed to do that! I may wreck other cars!

Mike: By overtaking cars like Matt, Tony, Jeff all that jazz!

Denny: I won't let you down, Mike!

### Lap 87 crash

Denny: SCREW YOU, DALE CRAPETT! (dumps Dale Carrett)

Dale Carrett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits Johnny Blamer)

Bob: OH WE GOT BIG TROUBLE AT TURN 1 THE BIG ONE STRIKES AT FLORIDA CARRETT AND BLAMER UPSIDE DOWN CLUTCHBURN IN IT! BILLY OILCHANGER IN IT! CANDYMAN IN IT! INNGAS IN IT! TRACKSON IN IT!

Darrel: OH DEAR! THAT WAS A BIG CRASH!

Dale: SORRY GUYS!

Brad Parrot: THAT OKAY YOU TRIED TO OVERTAKE BLAMER AND IT DIDN'T WORK IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT! IT WAS DENNY'S FAULT

Johnny (bawling): NOT AGAIN! WHY ME?

Todd: JOHNNY! SHUT THE (Seal Bark) UP!

Security: THAT'S IT TODD YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Todd (bawles): NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(NOTE: Todd not got banned, the security said it only to make him cry)

(NOTE 2: Todd (somehow) did not bully the security)

### **McQueen wins first ever Daytona 500**

Bob: Through turn 3! McQueen is still leading! Denny Hamlin is in 9th!

Darrell: And Denny does a bump-n-run on Dale Jr! And takes 8th away!

Spike: Dale Jr is chasing behind Hamlin on turn 4! He dumps him!

Bob: And around goes the 11! He got turned by Dale Earnhardt Jr! One more time! Lightning McQueen wins the Daytona 500 for the first time!

Spike: He has Done it for the first time! Ponchy Wipeout and Ryan Newcar get 2nd and 3rd!

Doc: Nice one Lightning first Daytona 500 win!

Lightning: YES! YES! THANK YOU DOC WHAT A DAY POLE TO COVERT IT TO WIN!

Denny Hamlin: DALE EARNCRAP JUNKER! HOW DARE YOU SPUN ME TO THE GRASS! I FINISHED 30TH, BECAUSE OF YOU!

Dale Jr: Well, you bumped me on turn 3!