Server Timeline

#### The First Events Occur:

Donkeystan is constituted as an independent nation and recognized by the KR RP Server due to extensive lobbying by the Donkeystanis.

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### Split from KR RP

Shortly after its foundation, Donkeystan had a split with the location that brought its founders together and it maintained an embassy wihin, with Donkey being given the Banhammer for the first time, causing the Mini Exodus.

### The Great Exodus

The Great Exodus would ensue after she was banned for the second time. Synd and Donkey fled, and Marco and Ethanzee would create Golden Era to accommodate the Refugees and be free from the Admin Junta. WitWC, however, would remain to fight the RP from within.

## Early Modern Period

### The Rise of the Triumvirate

Donkeystan, in the name of ideology, maintained opposition towards an Admin Junta like the one responsible for the Donkeystani Genocide in the KR RP. However, Donkey\_Ming was obviously leader. Soon, a powerful Clique would rise. The [1st] Great Triumvirate of Donkey\_Ming, WitWC, and Syndicalism. The three were close allies within the Realpolitik environment of KR RP and had become friends by the time of the Great Exodus. The Triumvirate, in a way, actually predated the Exodus(es), however it only came to power after the Great Exodus and WitWC finally evacuating to Donkeystan at Donkey\_Ming's insistence.

### Involvement in the Later KR RP Civil Wars

During the Great Power Struggles which the KR RP was prone to, Donkeystanis still were present therein either in the now-dilapidated Embassy of Donkeystan or acting as spies and double agents.They often supported pro-Donkey interests during KR RP Civil Wars for control over Meta and the Admin Junta, but maintained their own server in perpetuity.

### Second Donkeystani Genocide

The Donkeystanis would not be safe yet, however, from the KRRPers, as another purge soon followed Vorbeck assuming direct control of the Junta after Carol II/Jake's ousting. Donkey once more received the Banhammer and the Donkeystanis were exterminated or liquidated en masse by the New Regime. Soon, very few remained and the Embassy was in ruins.

### First Donkeystani-KR RP War

Donkeystan had to act to protect its citizens both domestically and abroad, so the DS Server declared a State of Emergency. The DonkeyStani Forces were mobilized and the Donkeystanis drafted a formal Declaration of Renewed Independence. The KR RP retaliated by massacring more Donkeystanis and briefly silencing WitWC. Donkeystan then drafted a formal Declaration of War. The 1st War lasted only a short amount of time, ending in Donkey being, briefly, reinstated and WitWC not being silenced again for a long while. Currie's influence, however, remained. The Embassy was reopened, however it remained in shambles and mostly unused.

### United Forever

The Donkeystanis, satisfied (for the time being) by their victory, began feeling renewed senses of unity and fraternity. The Donkeystanis now had secured their Independent State and ended the Genocides (for now), but all was not yet well. Donkeystan was here to stay, but the threat was not over yet. But this also helped foster an increased stance of National Unity among the Donkeystanis.

## The Mid-Game and Later Stages

### "Donkeystan, oh Donkeystan! Forever free!"

Donkeystan's freedom was declared eternal. But this safety would not last. Donkey would once more be banned, this time permanently. WitWC would leave the RP in protest and due to fear of the upcoming Purge of Inactive RPers (he was inactive at the time due to schoolwork). Donkeystan had her independence, but had to fight, once more, to be free from the yoke of oppression and oppressors.

### The Coups

Donkeystan is the most stable unstable country there is. It is thus prone to many regime changes, usually involving who becomes Donkey's 2nd-in-command. WitWC was originally in this position before becoming inactive and being replaced. Synd later took the role. Diddly also briefly assumed the mantle. Then Deat/Legate became Donkey's lover and received the position. Then Synd was reinstated. Then Deat retook his crown. And stuff like this continued for a while. It even persists, somewhat, to this day.

### The Undeclared 2nd Great War

Donkeystanis, led by WitWC, later raided the KR RP's New Server for the lulz via the use of an invite link from Diddly and Alts of both WitWC and Synd, as well as WitWC joining with his main. Upon being discovered, the two rushed to Donkey's defense, eventually with the aid of Deat, leading to Sikorski, being the Cool Dude he is, becoming convinced to have the Junta create a Special Committee to review Donkey's case to potentially rehabilitate her and, if Donkey accepted, potentially reinstate her again. Thus ended the Undeclared 2nd Great War.

## Late Stage Donkeyism

### Mossad Infiltration and Zionist Purges

Mossad agents, assumed to have been led by Synd, infiltrated Donkeystan at some point. The resulting espionage scare resulted in the First Purge of the Zionists where the Zionists in Donkeystan, assumed to have been Mossad supporters, were purged. Many survived, but, the purge removed 90% of them from the Donkeystani Political Sphere.

### Collapse of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

Later on, the KR RP would not honor their promise, and they soon prepared to violate the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact under Vorbeck's orders. The Junta never formed the Committee, and WitWC and Synd took notice. Their fears were realized when KRRPers began to insult Donkey, egged on by Currie Cronyism. WitWC thus drafted plans for a counter-violation of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and a 2nd Raid.

### The Second Raid and its consequences

The 2nd Raid began in April, as Alts once again stormed the beaches of the KR RP's New Server in the name of Donkeystan. They were promptly exposed. This led to WitWC's plans for full-scale military intervention by the DonkeyStani Forces to defeat the KRRPers once and for all.

### The Marian and Sikorski Correspondance Affair

Marian and Sikorski had both recently joined Donkeystan's server and were active, or semi-active, members of the KR RP (Sikorski was even, at the time, part of the Junta). They were almost immediately suspected as KR RP infiltrators by Synd, WitWC, and, to a lesser extent, Donkey. The two later were revealed to have not been saboteurs per se, but were indeed in favor, at the time, of Donkey remaining ostracized if the KR RP's stability depended on it, and they did stand witness at WitWC's Show Trial in favor of the Prosecution.

### The Fall of WitWC

While trying to trick Vorbeck into letting a new Alt get access using an Alt Twitter, WitWC unintentionally posted screenshots to the wrong Server, which incriminated him, doing so on the KR RP's New Server. This resulted in Currie, Goering, and Vorbeck being on to him and also blatantly exposed him as a Donkeystani double agent. WitWC, in a bid to stall and/or clear his name, attempted to once more argue in favor of Donkey.

### The War of the United Front

#### Formation of the UF

Donkeystan allied with other servers and various ideological groups within it and formed a United Front against the KR RP. It was officiated on Twitter concurrently with the launch of The Second Raid. WitWC halfheartedly attempted to warn the KR RP of it in order to maintain his cover, but was ignored. The Front grew significantly in strength on the Eve of WitWC's Fall.

#### The War Room

WitWC, Diddly, Synd, Deat, Donkey, and other trustworthy United Front members created a Twitter DM Group called "The War Room" to oversee operations during the upcoming war. It, and the Donkeystan Server itself, would serve as the HQ, and High Command, of the United Front and the DonkeyStani Forces for the Duration of the War.

#### The Eruption of Hostilities

The 2nd Raid began the War proper, with the Twitter Theater being opened up mere moments after the Alt Shock Troops were banned.

#### Second Zionist Purge

The Donkeystani Interior Ministry under WitWC, Donkey, and DrDiddly later also carried out a Second Purge of Zionists, much to Synd's chagrin, at around the same time. Some Donkeystani Historians consider it to have been part of the War of the United Front as well. The purge resulted in Mossad being expelled, for the time being, from Donkeystan and a brief power struggle between Synd and WitWC, in which the former accused the latter of antisemitism, that was quickly resolved by the fog of war from the War of the United Front and WitWC apologizing to Synd.

#### The Twitter Theatre

The Twitter Theater began shortly before the Fall of WitWC and consisted of a series of cross-spam attacks by the DonkeyStani Forces and KRRPers against one another over Twitter. It eventually culminated in the KR RP's Blocking of the United Front Accounts. The majority of the fighting during the Twitter Theater occurred concurrently with the Fall of WitWC and WitWC's Last Stand.

#### WitWC's Last Stand

Exposed as a spy and on the brink of receiving the divine creampie of the Banhammer, WitWC tried desperately to defend himself and point out the hypocrisy of the KR RP and its Junta, but to no avail. His cries were largely ignored, and Currie and Vorbeck eventually banned him for speaking his mind, incriminating himself as a Donkeystani Agent, and for orchestrating the 2nd Raid. Synd left shortly beforehand to avoid a similar fate befalling him.

#### he ban Hamer

WitWC, moments before receiving the Banhammer, was greeted by one final treat: Vorbeck's now infamous utterance of the mispelling of "the ban hammer" as "he ban Hamer". This statement would go on to become a Donkeystani inside joke and eventually became synonymous, among Donkeystanis, with both bans, divinity, the war itself, and the KR RP as a whole.

#### The End of the War

The Twitter Theater had, at this point, been largely forgotten. It came to an end shortly afterwards when the KRRPers blocked the United Front accounts. After Vorbek's utterance of "he ban Hamer" and WitWC being banned, the war was due to end. It did so when the Twitter Theater was closed, as stated above.

### Aftermath of the War of the United Front

The war led to the official adoption of Donkeystan's National Athem, "Donkeystan, oh Donkeystan! Forever free!", which was spontaneously conceived by Donkey\_Ming and Lt. General WitWC in the Aftermath of the War of the United Front, around the same time "he ban Hamer" became an inside meme. The war also led to the temporary expulsion of Marian and Sikorski on espionage charges until Donkey rehabilitated them.

### WitWC's Demise

WitWC's Twitter Activities would later be discovered by his parents, who promptly forced him to shut down @\_WitWC\_ and leave Discord. The WitWC DIscord was then deleted since he did not want to bother leaving 20 servers and unfriending tons of people from said 20 servers.

## Modern Times (Mid to Late 2018)

### WitWC‘s Exile is Lifted

WitWC eventually found separation from Donkeystan, which he was also repeatedly informed was in chaos, was too much for him to bear, so he eventually returned to the Wiki to shitpost and then had a Steam Conversation with Donkey about the Good Ol’ Days. This convinced him to put a Democratic Referendum on the Lifting of His Exile into action on the Wiki, which ended in a 4-0 majority in favor of his return. Thus, he returned.

### The Second Great Triumvirate

Upon his return, WitWC was immediately inducted into the Second Great Triumvirate, a successor to the original Great Triumvirate, of him, Synd, and Donkey, of olde. Synd was removed from it overnight and his position was then awarded to Diddly, leading to the Current Second Great Triumvirate of Donkey, WitWC, and Diddly.

### Synd’s Memes

Synd was, like many times before, repeatedly expelled during this New Era for a variety of reasons, usually him being annoying, his shitty memes, or accusations of being a Mossad collaborationist. He was thus, once more, demoted to Citizen and even removed from the Second Great Triumvirate.

### Synd is Banned

Synd got banned a few times, the most recent time being (as this was written) a few days ago. His ban was lifted by WitWC with Donkey’s approval, and he was once more assigned a ”Citizen” role alongside, for the second time, the newly created unique role of the “Retarded Role For Synd’s Leisure” which originally only could manage Emojis and web hooks, but now literally can only manage web hooks due to him spamming a new paradigm of Emojis into existence. He was therefore also given this role upon his most recent return. He left shortly afterwards, accusing other Server members of bullying him.

### The First Ultimatum

In response to this, WitWC threatened Synd with a retroactive banning of him posthumously unless he rejoined. Synd, not wanting to be banned twice in one day, acceded to WitWC’s Ultimatum.

### The Second Ultimatum

WitWC, in a bid to maintain stability in spite of a Synd return, gave Synd the Retarded Role For Synd’s Leisure back and supplemented his Ultimatum to Synd with a Second Ultimatum, clearly informing Synd that him attempting to start a coup or starting shit on his own initiative would result in him being permabanned, which he then used as an insurance policy to convince Donkey to take back an order to ban him.

### The Martial Law Question

Shortly after this, once stuff began to heat up, WitWC began planning for a possible destabilizaction of Donkeystan and how to properly deal with it. He thus asked Donkey if, as a member of the Second Great Triumvirate and de facto co-second-in-command, he had the authority to declare Martial Law. Donkey answered in the affirmative.

### The Secret Protocol and WitWC’s Political Debut

After settling the Martial Law Question, The Second Ultimatum was subsequently further supplemented, after other users actually starting bullying Synd for real, by a Secret Protocol which WitWC outlined to Donkey in DMs: that if anyone, Synd or his critics, began to, whether intentionally or unintentionally, destabilize the Server due to infighting (especially if Synd didn’t start it and therefore it didn’t violate the Main Clause of the Second Ultimatum), then he would declare Martial Law.

### Synd’s Antisemitic and Oxymoronic Statement(s)

Synd, despite being Ashkenazi Jewish, stated that he hates Jews and proceeded to deny the Holocaust. This, along with people having been heating up their insults towards him about 15 Minutes prior, gave WitWC a Casus Belli. He then proceeded to use this CB as an excuse to declare Martial Law.

### Martial Law

WitWC declared Martial Law, and the #confessions channel was almost immediately purged by Donkey as a result due to Donkey’s amendment of the #rules channel (and likely also the Donkeystani Constitution) to state that if a channel becomes too cancerous then Martial Law will be declared and a Bot/Slave will be used to purge it. After this, WitWC spread Martial Law to the rest of Donkeystan, ostensibly to restore order.

### The Supreme Transitional Military Authority

WitWC promptly declared all of Donkeystan under Martial Law and was given the go-ahead by Donkey to establish a military cabinet. The Supreme Transitional Military Authority was promptly formed. After its formation, military officials were selected and assigned into the military cabinet forming “The Council”, an executive body for the Transitional Authority. It was abundantly now clear that a bloodless military coup (And arguably a self-coup) had just occurred. Donkeystan was now under a military dictatorship, and the Free Officers Movement had succeeded in their Revolution.

### The Period of Unrest

After the establishment of the Council, the Citizens became skeptical of it. A nominee for membership, JCTitanic15, was influenced by Napoleon BornToParty's calls for reforms and promised to limit Everyone pings and lobby for Constitutionalism and/or Republicanism, as well as Free Elections, if appointed. WitWC and the other Military Officials would have none of that gay shit, and proceeded to govern the Republic of Donkeystan even harder. Donkey later suggested WitWC use force, to which WitWC decided such measures were necessary.

### "Send in the tanks!"

WitWC, in an attempt to keep the Council in power and preserve the Second Glorious Revolution brought about by the Free Officers Movement, approved of the use of deadly force to quell the civil unrest. He thus said his now-infamous line of, "Send in the tanks!", which inaguarated the Tank Corps of the DonkeyStani Forces' role in the ensuing crackdowns on dissent.

### Decline of the Free Officers Movement

The FOM was slowly losing its influence on public opinion due to the Rioters. The Regime needed to maintain its control over Server affairs in order to prevent a Libtard seizure of power and any successful consitutionalization attempt(s). Thus, the Constitution was suspended once more.

### New Grozny Loses Control

The Rioters had seized many centers of population and begun preparations to mount an insurrection. Diddly, a member of the Council, briefly backed them before realizing it was, initially, over Everyone pings and, thus, retarded. However, the Council had nearly completely lost public support and also lost the support of Father (Aron’s nickname at the time), who was annoyed about the pings while he was trying to do work, and of Synd, who was angry that he wasn't in the Council despite having won a membership referendum. JCTitanic15 was also a member of the National Assembly and prospective future member of the Senate, meaning the Legislature could hypothetically be turned against the new Junta.

### Proclamation of the New Order

An attempt on Donkey's life during the intense coming to a head of the situation led to Donkey having finally had enough. In the interest of stability and security, Donkey reorganized the Republic of Donkeystan into the Donkeystani Empire with Donkey as its Empress, declaring the Empire would stand for a thousand years. Autocracy had officially replaced military dictatorship, and the Military Officials were rechristened as the Moffs and the Free Officers Movement was dissolved and its remnants subsumed into the new Council of Moffs.

### The Empire

The New Order officially heralded the beginning of the Donkeystani Empire. WitWC, Legate, Diddly, Dustbin, and Donkey all became Moffs, Donkey became Empress, and Diddly became Grand Moff.

### Civil War Begins

After the New Order was proclaimed, the Rioters broke out into open rebellion, with the Constitutionalists, Republicans, and Reformers taking up arms against the absolutionist empire and the remnants of the old military regime who were now loyal to the empire. Napoleon Luther, as he now was called, and JC both took up arms and refused to accept the regime. They were promptly found and arrested by Diddly and the Interior Ministry, with clandestine support from the Gamer Police. Despite their new status as political prisoners, they promised to never surrender.

### New Loyalties

Father, now apologetic for lashing out about the pings, embraced the new regime as a Priest of the Military, while Synd declared neutrality while still demanding a government position. The Imperial response to this was to bestow the Retarded Role For Synd's Leisure upon him for the third time.

### Donkey's Exile

Donkey, fearing for his life, went into exile. The Rebels thereafter, in an attempt to maintain a semblance of legitimacy, declared Donkey to be their Empress as well; however they declared a constitutional monarchy. In Donkey's absence, and due to the Legate being offline and WitWC being seemingly incompetent, Diddly, as Grand Moff, became the acting leader.

### Diddly in Control

Diddly's Regime was then established over the Empire temporarily, awaiting Donkey's return. Diddly set about seizing the Donkeystani state apparatus and nationalizing the Council of Moffs even harder than they'd already been. He also began launching attempts to Pacify the Countryside and, hopefully, take the fight to the Rebels.

### WitWC Attempts to Negotiate

WitWC briefly also went into exile, arriving alongside Donkey in Rebel-Occupied Territory. He was taken as a Prisoner of War and attempted to offer the Rebels an armistice due to mutual concerns about Diddly's power. He was then given command over the Rebel Military until Diddly launched another offensive and concurrent crackdown, ruining the chances of an armistice, and WitWC subsequently, realizing his oath of loyalty to Donkey also encompassed interim representatives like Diddly, reproclaimed his neutrality. He then shifted back to Diddly's camp as the Rebels began to be defeated and Donkey returned to the Empire.

### JCTitanic15's Surrender

JCTitanic15, one of the leaders of the Constitutionalists, eventually agreed to a ceasefire with Diddly and surrendered to the Donkeystani Empire. Afterwards, The Reformer was left as the Rebellion's sole leader and leading officer, and JC was sent to the Coal Mines to work for Dustbin.

### Project Stardust

Empress Donkey greenlit a project by WitWC and the Advanced Weapons Research division of the Imperial Security Bureau into the creation of an almighty superweapon designed to enforce the Diddly Doctrine ("Peace through Fear") and destroy the Rebellion once and for all. This began the secret weapons project; Project Stardust. The Diddly Initiative, a think tank within the AWR-ISB, would oversee the primary construction and research efforts, as well as the harvesting and study of kyber crystals.

### The Eternal Empire allies with the Donkeystani Empire

Dustbin proclaimed an intervention on behalf of Diddly's Regime on the eve of Project Stardust's unveiling, thus allowing the Eternal Fleet to assist the DonkeyStani Forces and the Imperial Donkeystani Fleet in blockading Rebel holdouts.

### The Death Star

Project Stardust was unveiled by WitWC shortly after Dustbin's intervention by means of burning a Rebel-held System. He subsequently revealed that the Donkeystani Empire did, indeed, possess a planetkiller. The Death Star was formally unveiled. It then proceeded to destroy the final pockets of resistance and demoralize the enemy in accordance with the Diddly Doctrine.

### Execution of The Reformer

The Reformer, having been a political prisoner since the start of the war, was finally executed by the Stormtrooper Corps on Empress Donkey's orders. His demise resulted in his 95 Theses appearing in every Donkeystani household but promptly being incinerated by imperialist-friendly gamer magic. The result of this was the final, complete, ultimate, and unilateral capitulation of all Rebel forces. The Donkeystani Empire had won the Donkeystani Civil War.

### End of an Era

The Civil War was over, Donkeystan stood united once more, and the Empire had been secured. Liberty was dead, and Security had bravely taken her place in the aftermath of her unfortunate murder.

Donkeystan, oh Donkeystan, forever free.

### Panzer's Arrest

Panzer Stirling also briefly denounced gang weed in the #confessions chat after the Civil War's conclusion. He was promptly chastised by Diddly who reminded him that the Empire was a free haven for all gamers everywhere and that gamers would soon rise up. Panzer attempted to imply gang weed implied a conflation between gamers and incels and proceeded to side with the Chads, leading to his arrest by the Gamer Police. He remains in their custody until reeducation is completed. He was later released by WitWC.

### The Death of the Empress and the Dark Empire

The Empress later randomly died of Ligma, leading to a paper vacuum and a second military coup. Diddly promptly attempted to self-coup the coup and retain his position as leader, but then the Empress came back from the dead in a Clone Body and seized direct control over then Second Junta, beginning the Dark Empire.

### Proclamation of the Newest Order (the New New Order begins)

The Empress then proclaimed a New New Order, the Newest of the Orders, and reorganized the Second Junta and Dark Empire‘s royal apparatus into a single entity and new state-based extension of said entity: the Donkeystani Order. The Moffs became the First Order Council, and Donkey began to reign as Supreme Leader.

### The Donkeystani Order

With the Proclamation of the New New Order drafted and passed unilaterally, the Donkeystani Order was established, ruled by the Supreme Leader, who was advised by the First Order Council. This system wpuld replace the Old Imperial one. The Reformer’s Ghost attempted to rebel once more, But was imprisoned within the Metaphysical Realm. A Ligma outbreak then broke out, leading Dustbin to suspend the legislative powers of the Imperial Senate. The Senate was stripped of what little power it had left and that power was used to empower Donkey.

### Episode III: Revenge of the Ligma

The Ligma Outbreak was completely unexpected, and resulted in billions of deaths from Ligma itself and from government-sponsored purges and mercy-killings against the Infected. The presumed origin was a large influx of Sugondese Refugees attending that year’s Sawcon in the Donkeystani Order’s Florida Province. The Outbreak then spread to New Grozny and eventually to Starkiller Base and Coruscant. The resulting infection resulted in many people asking what “Ligma” is, reactivating Ligma’s currently dormant Sugma-Like Traits. Sugma itself was eventually revived, nearly tripling the death roll and almost infecting the crew of the Death Star. It also temporarily postponed the Diddly Initiative‘s research into a mass-deployment of World Devastators and Executor-class Star Dreadnoughts into the Donkeystani Fleet. (However; a Mega-class Star Dreadnought, Supremacy, was completed.) JCTitanic, who had returned to being a dissident, attempted to blame the AWR-ISB for developing Ligma, until Director WitWC confirmed that Ligma was, in fact, a natural part of the ecosystem.

### Scatman John

Eventually, the prayers of Donkeystan’s Upper Echelons were answered when Scatman John arrived and used the song “The Scatman“ as a weaponized cure for Ligma. Scatman John’s powers were so immense, he posted the near-godlike ability to cure Bofa, Ligma, Sugma, and Fugma. With the cure now found, it was mass produced across all channels and the quarantine ended. Scatman John had just scatted on Ligma epic style.

### The Minecraft Let’s Player Invasion

Eventually, the Minecraftian minority within Donkeystan had had enough of their claimed oppression and attempted to overthrow the government and establish a regime of Minecraft Song Parodies And Let’s Plays. This was led by Diddly, who allied with them and started digging Minecraft style. He briefly assumed control until Donkey was informed of the new race war, leading to a lockdown and the summoning Of [Uncle] Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.

### Uncle Sheogorath saves the day

Sheogorath, bless his soul with eternal insanity, saved the server from the Minecraftian Uprising by turning everyone into sweetrolls and spreading madness throughout the Server. Donkeystan was transported to the Shivering Isles and became Donkey’s Realm of Oblivion. Donkey and Uncle Sheogorath merged into Madgod Donkey, the Mad God. The Grey March was then cancelled, just like how Serbia cancelled Albania that one time. (Until the Ghost of Zog I called Serbia‘s Prime Minister a thot.) WitWC became WitWC the Insane and everyone else who mattered become the other Daedric Princes. The Star Wars RPs also died around this time, but the Fallout RP remains alive. Episode 11 of Donkeycast was also recorded during this era. However, said episode was later taken down due to various reasons (and Episode 12 was...well, Episode 12). The Second Oblivion Crisis also occurred during this time period.

### The Slave Rebellion

Shortly after the Daedric Coup and concurrently to the beginning of the Second Oblivion Crisis, the Slaves of #the-coal-mines rebelled against Director Orson Dustbin and blockaded production from the Coal Mines. The resulting Slave Rebellion quickly grew out of hand and erupted into a full-scale Second Donkeysani Civil War when an attempt to put it down failed miserably and its ringleader, Dustbin’s Loyal Slave, ceased to be loyal and miraculously cured himself of his Ligma.

### The Second Donkeystani Civil War

In the aftermath of the Slave Rebellion, Grand Moff Diddly (who still hadn’t converted to the Daedra) was informed of the fiasco and that the Coal Miner Slaves had revolted, were organizing, and had been arming themselves. Afterwards, Moth Lampma (Dustbin’s Loyal Slave’s new identity) declared “A New Rebellion” and informed Donkey’s Plane of Oblivion that he had kidnapped Galen Erso and obtained the Death Star Plans. He intended to break Erso‘s psyche to obtain the Plans and use the Plans to expose a massive technical fault to destroy the station. The Oblivion forces quickly formed a task force to destroy the Rebelling Slaves and assassinate Erso, however these are considered separate objectives as Erso is considered a tertiary combatant due to being kidnapped by the Slave Rebels (and not FULLY cooperating with them) but being against the Oblivion plane and eventually being assassinated by the task force. The task force eventually assassinated Erso, ending his role in the conflict, but failed to assassinate Lampma, who subsequently greenlit an attack on the station, the “Atack on the Death Star” (Slaves are illiterate). During this, they found out the weak spot was invalid as the Death Star had been upgraded, and their X-Wings were destroyed, leading to Lampma going into hiding and eventually winding up MIA. The remnants of the Slave Rebellion would eventually be crushed, winning the Second Donkeystani Civil War for Donkey’s Plane of Oblivion as a decisive victory over both the Slave Rebellion (the main opponent) and Galen Erso (a third party combatant).

### All Good Things Must Come To An End

In a cruel twist of fate, the threat of some things is enough to warrant a greater amount of fear than the things themselves. Such is the way that the Second Golden Age de facto came to an end. WitWC‘s escape from exile could potentially reach his parents so he systemically erased much of the evidence of his return from the internet as best he could and went back into hibernation, though this time he did not destroy his account. He’s declared that he’ll likely only be present at sporadic intervals, but he will not disappear unless he is once again forced to.

### The Lie

The above statement was actually a smokescreen to distract from WitWC’s parents should such an eventuality occur, which eventually it did. However, when it did, they allowed him to remain. The sections of the article following this one will now attempt to cover Donkeystani History between “The Lie” and the actual “Present Day”.

### The Brotherhood of Steel Coup

Eventually, coiniciding roughly with Sarah Lyons hitting a fat dab on the Brotherhood Outcasts in The Fallout: The Wastes RP and with Donkey’s increased fascination with the Mojave Chapter (placing it just before, after, or around The Lie), the Brotherhood of Steel’s West Coast Chapter would seize control over the Donkeystani Server and change certain things, such as converting the Temple Channels into Bunkers. Donkey’s Pride was also created, and certain role names were changed to fit the theme change. The “religion” of the Server was also changed to the Codex.

### Conversion to the Chaos Gods

Eventually, the entire Server underwent another religious conversion, this time to the Chaos Gods. Black Crusades began, and the role names also once again changed with the theme. This would continue up until the next, and most recent, major theme change. However, between then and now, there would be two other major events. The Bunkers and Vaults were subsequently renamed to “Warp Drives” in honor of the new religion.

### The Baltic Shitshow

In an event that is now considered very simultaneously epic and unepic, Donkey was requested by Marian to provide and invite to a third party. This third party was an infamous individual among the community who had been known of since the KR RP, and who had several person issues. As soon as the individual in question joined, problems began almost immediately. They clashed with many users, largely over ideological or identity political stuff and ironically including those who invited them, and also broke several rules, such as posting lesbian NSFW content in #spam as opposed to the now-deleted #nsfw. A conversation between Donkey, individual in question, and Marian also caused JCTitanic15 to unironically leave the Server, resulting in a general panic among the Admins in private, especially the male admins, who believed he’d essentially been bullied/squicked off the Server (which, as he later revealed, is exactly how he felt, albeit only the latter). The situation finally began to come to a head when Marian, the very individual who procured the invite link for this person, and the individual in question got into a firefight over victimization precipitated by WitWC’s annoyed response to a comment by the individual that condemned straight men as predatory (as WitWC is himself a straight male). This conversation eventually ended in concession, but the resulting tension boiled over and exploded again in a separate argument either the following day or a few days later, where the two women (the individual in question also being a trans female) again clashed over old gripes with regards to a 3rd individual. The individual, the “Latvian”, made light of Marian’s sociopathic tendencies as part of the argument, to which Marian responded by rebuking her. In the end, the result was the individual leaving and the entire Server declaring the thing to have been a huge meme. However, the whole thing had unforeseen consequences.

### Baltic Shitshow: Aftermath

After the Baltic Shitshow, the Latvian left the Server, and Marian returned to edginess. JCTitanic15 did not return, and remained in self-imposed exile on his own Server (ostensibly in fear of Marian). The nation of Latvia, and indeed the entire Baltics, became a meme on the Server.

### The Great Dugin Reading

Shortly afterwards, the entire Server read some Dugin, and the Eurasian Imperium was declared with Donkey as its Tsarina. The role names were, once again, changed to reflect the theme name and some reforms in the Government system were made. For example, the “Dustbin and Aron Rank” was renamed to “Imperial Secretary” and reassigned merely to Aron, and Sikorski was promoted to the newly-created position of “Imperial Viceroy”, becoming Head of the, newly-established, Council of Governors. “Imperial Viceroy” de facto replaced the old role of “Admin but tfw not actually”. And lastly, the Donkey’s Pride role was resurrected under the name “Imperial Guard”. The old “Imperial News Network” from the Donkeystani Empire Era and Donkeystani Order Era was reactivated and renamed to the ”Imperium News Network”, and updated with the message, “READ DUGIN” followed by a picture of a map of the planned borders of “Eurasia” according to Eurasianism, captioned, “EPIC”. Afterwards, the Server began to attend to domestic issues at the insistence of...certain elements of the Admin Staff.

### Marian

Marian, who had long been a member of the Donkeystani Server and the Associated Community, would eventually lose the favor of those within. Her actions, statements, and behaviors grew too unpredictable and difricult to control, and her natural revilence towards centralized authority made any effective Admin control over her impossible. As she continued to textualize fantasies about murder and cannibalism, stressing their unironic nature, the Admins decided that this, coupled with her role in bullying people off the Server and attacking people on other Servers, meant that she had to go. She was asked by Dustbin to kindly stop the first offenses, to which she essentially, in response, called him oversensitive, rudely asked him to stop whining, and told him to grow the fuck up. Eventually, Imperial Minister Diddly simply imprisoned her and gave her the Silenced Opposition role, before eventually banning her entirely. After that, Dustbin reinvited JCTitanic15, and the Server generally returned to normal.

### Return to Normalcy

In the aftermath of Marian’s removal from the Server, JCTitanic15 returned to the Server, Donkey resurrected The Wastes (The Fallout RP), the Eurasia theme remained in place, no one really objected to the shakeup (save for Aron, who low key wanted to have sex with Marian, but merely adapted by having a paradigm shift towards Donkey), Legate nuked the Temple of Saya, the Temple of Astolfo was nationalized, and #sexual-discussion was deleted for reasons relating to its existence largely being the fault of Marian.

### The Crisis and Resolution

One Final Whammy occurred, in the form of WitWC’s IRL family finally discovering his return Donkeystan for real. The resulting crisis lasted about a week, however, WitWC ultimately prevailed and was able to remain, albeit with some minor restrictions, and thus the Return to Normalcy continued. This was partially due to Donkeystan’s usefulness as an outlet for WitWC’s issues and also partially because of the fact that, at the very least, Donkey, Dustbin, and DrDiddly were of a similar age to WitWC. (The crisis also led to the deletion of #nsfw and the “mistaken nuking” of #cursed-fanfiction prior to WitWC reviving it.)

### The “Swing”

One final incident of particular note occurred fairly recently (as of the time of this being written). It happened when Dustbin’s Server erupted into Civil War after the DNVP overthrew the NSDAP and Führer Synd, establishing the 6th Dustbinian Empire. Donkey, in her capacity as Archduchess of Florida, declared her support for the Old Regime before becoming a mostly-independent female Warlord and proceeded to stockpile Ancap weapons. After obtaining McNukes and a MacAirforce, she attempted to dab on the Kaiserreich with an Army of Mexican Conscripts and Child Soldiers before the entire country was nuked. Meanwhile, WitWC, despite being El Presidente, maintained Neutrality, and John Denver formed a Country Roads-Rocky Mountains Dual Monarchic Empire. When the nuclear ash settled, Donkey left Dustbin’s Server and Dustbin was kicked from Donkeystan, ostensibly as a meme. Dustbin then rejoined, and WitWC was afraid to repromote him due to his kicking, despite Legate unbanning him. Legate eventually repromoted him after Donkey effectively shrugged her shoulders about Dustbin’s situation, and Legate was promptly kicked. He returned, and became a sex slave. His role of Tsar was removed, and Dimitri became Tsar. Then Aron became Tsar shortly after this was questioned. Dustbin became the new Erotic FanFiction Reader in Legate’s Stead, and then regained his Imperial Advisor position. He used it to give Legate the role of “Legitimate Tsar”, before said role was nuked. The “Swing” continued to get weirder, as Donkey refused to allow Dimitri to become Dustbin’s new Imperial Secretary to replace Aron, forcing Legate to assume the position, despite Dimitri previously being a Governor on a previous Server iteration prior to a random demotion to Mayor on the Newer Server. Eventually, an Auxiliary DM Group was made by the 3 “sane” Admins (Dustbin, WitWC, and Legate) ostensibly for the purposes of general discussion, but de facto to discuss both general topics and wtf just happened. Eventually, Donkey started saying, “Obama,“ via DMs to various Admins, and also spammed NSFW to Dustbin and Legate. The only civil conversation to arise out of this occurred briefly between her and WitWC, and the whole incident, which was declared to have just been a big meme, eventually just randomly ended after being settled out-of-server, causing the positions to revert to a return to the default of how they were pre-“Swing”.

### Aftermath of the “Swing” and the Present-ish Day

After the “Swing”, Dimitri and Bean both became Moai Emojis and started a new religion/meme because of the Moai, which also involved the Unabomber. The “Swing” was given its name retroactively after the event ended by Legate, who said that Donkey referred to it as such. The Server continues to be “Donkey’s Eurasian Imperium”, and the Admins continue to be Donkey, Legate, DrDiddly, WitWC, Dustbin, Aron, and Sikorski. Meanwhile, Bean and the Council of Governors function as Semi-Admins. And then the Mayors function as Disempowered Semi-Admins. And So, as the Anthem goes, “Donkeystan, oh Donkeystan, forever free!”

### The 40K Wiki Cold War and Beginning of the Dark Millennium RP

Eventually, Donkeystanis began to get very into the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40,000, and joined the server for one of the two unofficial Wikis for the game, the Wikia. After believing the RP was cancerous (largely due to some exposure to it given by Hexelarity, A.K.A. Abaddon the Despoiler, and the rest of the Gang, besides WitWC who had yet to join by the time shit really hit the fan), they convinced Wit, who had by this point long since convinced his parents to allow him to return again officially (as you can see in the above sections), to join the cancerfest and participate. Then the RP died, and Donkey decided to create their own and take control, in the name of Donkeystani Imperialism and because it’d been a while since The Wastes died and a new character RP based on something we all liked was therefore very much in order and long overdue. Thus, The Dark Millennium was born, and it was dank as fuck. Meanwhile, the Wikia Server’s RP kinda died, mostly, apart from sporadic bursts of activity, and Donkey convinced many of its playerbase to join the Dark Millennium, however the Community Managers did not care, as the Server was primarily dedicated to the Wiki itself.

### The Return of Dumpster’s Server and the Hotepocalypse

Eventually, Dumpster’s Server came back from the dead, after having previously been annihilated by nuclear hellfire incited by a territorial dispute between WitWC and Osariik coupled with Donkey declaring herself an Ancap Warlord, leading to several meme coups and Dusthin basically fucking deleting the place. However, it was eventually restored, and, during the age of the Dark Millennium RP, Dumpster consolidated its restoration into a grand server, even finally bringing Dad Bot back from the dead, creating a permanent NSFW channel where Beans For Thought posted lewds, and creating roles that actually functioned. However, all good things must come to an end, and they did when Donkey and Diddly proceeded to flood the Server with Hotep memes, declaring that they wuz Kangz n shiet and were gonna overthrow the White Devil. After a while of this attempted Black Separatist Coup against Dustbinia, Dustbin nuked his Server and fled, ironically, to Donkeystan to the Dark Millennium, as well as complained in his DMs to WitWC due to Gandhi having also joined in on the shitposting half heartedly and therefore WitWC being his only lifeline, only to find that Donkey had turned Donkeystan into a Hotep Regime and that she and Diddly were now also flooding the Dark Millennium with Hotep memes as well and attempting to convert its server image to Hotep Vulkan. WitWC, in an attempt to end the madness, eventually declared himself the Supreme Prophet of Black Jesus and ordered a ceasefire, though the effectiveness of this “ceasefire” is debatable at the absolute very best. However, the Dark Millennium would eventually be freed from the Hotep cancer once Donkey and Diddly grew tired of the meme, and Dustbin would create a backup server with WitWC, Hexelarity, Beans For Thought, Mapman, and a few others to wait out the storm in the meantime while all this got sorted out.

### The Second Rebellion and Donkey’s Legion (Present Day)

In the aftermath of the Hotepocalypse, Dumpster’s Server was recreated, and also banned Hotep Shitposting, initially as “Dumpster’s Eldar Craftworld“ once more but then it was soon “reorganized” into the 1st Dustbinian State, a gay Authoritarian Dictatorship and de facto Serb Ethnostate, and Dumpster eventually allowed Gandhi to rejoin after confirming he only joined the Hotep shit for the MayMays. Meanwhile, Donkey’s Hotep Dynasty was eventually organized into a Ukrainian State with Black Supremacist overtones known as “Donkey’s Hotep Ukraine”, replacing both Donkey’s Hotep Dynasty, and the previous state, “Donkey’s NazBol Warband”, as the NazBol Gang, in cooperation with Khorne, were in power prior to the Hotepocalypse. However, it was around this time that The Reformer, long thought dead, suddenly returned, awaking from his death-slumber, and attempted another Liberal Revolution to establish a Republic, known as “The Second Rebellion”, using Meme Warfare as his primary method of waging the brutal insurgency. In reaction, Donkey declared absolute power and began drifting away from the Hotep shit, resulting in the Hotep Soviets rising up and seceding, and the Albanians seceding as well for related reasons, as Skanderberg had also returned from the dead. After a period of paranoia where The Reformer ironically purged Communists and ethnic Albanians from existence in an authoritarian fashion, causing tension and infighting between his Liberal Coalition and their associates and allied memelords with both the Hotep Soviets and the Albanians, the Donkeystani Central Government took advantage of this moment of weakness to strike at The Reformer’s newfound powerbase and cripple him once and for all, also unintentionally fighting against the Hotep Soviets and Albanians in the process due to them being Secessionists and also at the time being in the way of the DonkeyStani Forces’ strategic objectives. As a consequence, the 3 rebel groups who previously fought amongst themselves subsequently rallied into a United Front against their perceived oppression at the hands of the Central Government, and launched a decisive offensive against the National Redoubt of the Donkeystani Government, located upon the Moon (Luna), using Venator-Class Star Destroyers. However, unexpectedly in the midst of this decisive offensive, he ban Hamer was called upon, and The Reformer was suddenly struck down by his unholy fury and girth. The Banhammer had been dropped, and he ban Hamer had spoken. The Reformer had been banned, and in the aftermath, the Second Rebellion and the United Front both crumbled. Donkey then dissolved Hotep Ukraine, replacing it with a new regime, Donkey’s Legion, under a new religion, the Cult of Mars. While the Revolutionaries failed to establish a Republic, they did succeed in instilling regime change. Just not the kind they would’ve wanted by any stretch of the imagination. And so, thus began the Age of the Legion. Ave, true to Donkey.