Lost in the Jungle/Meeting Ray the Firefly

*(As they travel through the forest, they all became very nervous and afraid)*

Sofia: I'm scared of this jungle.

Lumpy: Yeah, you think there're scary things in this woods?

Gabu: There are worser things then that, kid. Mei and I've heard that Shere Khan has returned to this of the jungle.

Amber: Shere Khan?

Gabu: He's a terrifying murderous Bengal tiger that inhabits this forest. He's got bone crushing teeth, long sharp claws and he's mean! Very, very mean!

Mei: Many unfortunate travelers get killed by that tiger, especially little children like you kids.

Amber: What?

Sofia: Kill us? But why'd he have against us?

Gabu: He hates man with a vengeance, because he fears man's gun and man's fire.

Hugo: But we don't have those things!

Gabu: Shere Khan won't wait until you do! And you're not careful, He'll might get you kids while you're still young and helpless! Just one SWIPE!

Louis: Ok, we get it!

Sofia: (picking up Clover) Clover, you need to stay close. There are tigers out there.

Lumpy: I just hope that we don't run into Shere Khan.

(As the heroes continued, they failed to notice a tiger's paw prints by the bushes. Elsewhere, there was a big den where Shere Khan lives, a sniffing sound was heard and a deep, calm, yet sinister, posh, animalistic Benedict Cumberbatch-like voice was heard.)

??????: I smell humans....

(The two glowing yellow eyes appeared in the darkness of the cave and a growling was heard.)

?????: I hate humans.....(yells) Tabaqui! TABAQUI!!!!"

Then a grey and black stripped hyena/jackal hybrid named Tabaqui the Dish-Licker appeared to the cave.

Tabaqui: Here I am!

??????: I smell humans in the part of the jungle. Find them and report it back to me.

Tabaqui: (in concern) What? But....you wouldn't hunt a human would you? It is against the Law of the Jungle.

?????: I'VE make MY laws in my hunting ground of the jungle. Now, go!

Tabaqui: Yes, Shere Khan. I understand.

Rabbit's Voice Excuse me?

*(The group stopped and turned to see Rabbit with a sly grin)*

Rabbit: The way to there.... is over here.

*(He points to the other direction, everybody looked at each other, confused.)*

Pooh: But, Rabbit, isn't that them... over there?

Sofia: Besides, Miss Piggy told me to follow my heart and always take the right path...

*(Rabbit rolled his eyes still smirking before walking up to Sofia.)*

Rabbit: Now, which are you going to believe, princess, this official map or your own eyes?

*(He showed her the map)*

Rabbit: Look for yourself and you'll see we're right on course. It's all right there in black and white. (chuckles) Why would anyone want to wander around wondering which way to go... when they have a map to follow?

*(To convince the group to to follow the map instead of his instincts, Rabbit explains it in song)*

Rabbit: **A map is not a guess**

**An estimation or a hunch**

**A feeling or a foolish intuition**

Sofia: Yes, - but...

Rabbit: **A map is a dependable**

**Unwavering, inarguably accurate....**

*(He grabbed Sofia and spun her around in a twirl before he twirls around a bit himself.)*

Rabbit: **Portrayer**

*(He stops twirling, opening the map to show them.)*

Rabbit: **Of your position**

*(Sofia looked at the camera in confusion. Rabbit twirls his finger around Clover's ears which tangles them together into a knot before poking Gabu's nose and pulled Sora's head and danced around, with Sora rubbing his eyes, Gabu rubbed his nose and Sofia untangles Clover's ears.)*

Rabbit: **Never trust your ears**

**Your nose, your eyes**

**Putting faith in them**

**Is most unwise**

**Here's a phrase you all**

**Must memorise**

*(He showed everyone the map, now have arrows and signs on it)*

Rabbit:**"In the printed word**

**Is where truth lies"**

Hugo: Yeah, but, Rabbit...

*(Rabbit, however, resumes his singing while poking Louis' tummy and spins Eeyore's tail before kicking his toes in the air)*

Rabbit: **Never trust your tummies**

**Tails, or toes**

**You can't learn a thing**

**From any of those**

*(He spun Donald around and making him fall to the ground)*

Rabbit: **Here's another fact**

**I must disclose**

**"From the mighty pen,**

**True wisdom flows"**

*(Rabbit briefly holds out a quill pen, then plants a pole on the ground with signs on it that reads 'That Way', 'Over There', and 'Go, Go, Go' in front of Sofia)*

Rabbit: **If it says so**

**Then it is so**

**If it is so**

**Well, so it is**

*(Rabbit leads Sofia along as more and more signs randomly appearing towards the hill at its edge.)*

Rabbit: **A thought's not fit to think**

'**Til it's printed in ink**

**Then it says so**

**So it is**

*(Pooh started to walk towards to where the Yellow Brick Road path.)*

Pooh: Uh, yes, but I think that we...

*(Rabbit stops him, and gave him a noggie, making him chuckle before he spun him around towards the edge of the cliff. Sofia rushed to help him back up)*

Rabbit: **Never trust that thing**

**Between your ears**

**Brains will get you nowhere fast**

**My dears**

*(Rabbit throws everyone off over the edge, knocking Sofia and Pooh off as well, because jumping off himself)*

Rabbit: **Haven't had a need**

**For mine in years**

*(Rabbit floated gently down to the ground by using his map as a parachute, while others tumbled onto each other on the ground)*

Rabbit:**On the page is where**

**The truth appears**

*(Rabbit looks through the map, smiling)*

Rabbit: **If it says so,**

**Then it is so**

**If it is so,**

**So it is!**

*(Pooh tries to walk back towards to where the Yellow Brick Road is, but then a sign appeared in front of him, which reads 'There You Go')*

Rabbit: **A thought's not fit to think**

'**Til it's printed in ink**

**Never differ from or doubt it**

*(Pooh tries the other way, but another sign appeared in front of him too, which reads 'Stop')*

Pooh: Bother...

Rabbit: **Or go anywhere without it**

*(Pooh tries another way, but guess what; another sign appeared in front of him too, which reads 'Try Again')*

Rabbit: **Thank goodness we've got this**

*(Pooh tries one last direction, but Rabbit steps in front of him, showing him the map. Rabbit turned to Sofia and started leading her away, waving his map like a flag as he concluded the song)*

Rabbit: **So we don't need to fret about it**

**If it says sooooooo,**

**So it iiiiiiiis!**

*(Unfortunately, by the end of the song, Rabbit accidentally hangs the map on a tree branch and rips it in half. By the time Rabbit noticed it, the other half was blown away by the wind.)*

Rabbit: (panics) Aaah! Oh, no! The map! Get the map! With only half a map, we're... we're less than nowhere!

Tigger: After that map!

Riku: On it!

*(Riku and Naminé chased the map and were tangled up in Naminé's hair, they are in the awkward position with her hands on his shoulders and his hand on her butt and were facing each other, embarrassed but felt safe in each others arms)*

*(Suddenly, a flying bug flew in. It was a very small and slender Cajun firefly with holes on his wings, red hair, black eyes, very few crocked teeth and a big rear)*

Cajun firefly: Coo, well, lookee here! Hoo, girl, I guess you and your boyfriend got a little carried away, am I right, am I right?

(Riku and Naminé looked at each other, blushing)

Riku: Actually, you're mistaken.

Naminé: He's not my boyfriend, we're just friends...who are in a tangled up situation.

Sofia: And we're waiting for the rest of the group to find us and...

Cajun firefly: Uh-huh! Let me shine a little light on the situation.

*(He tries to light up his body since he is a firefly. He accidentally breaks a little light wind.)*

Cajun firefly: Oh! 'cuse me. One more time now.

*(The Cajun firefly tries the second time by shaking his bottom, which successfully lights up like a bulb, but turns off, making him frown in chagrin. He tries rubbing it like a bulb to make it work, which it does)*

Cajun firefly: Ohhh, that's more better, yeah! (to Sofia, who fliches) Oh, it's okay, little *cher*, I don't explode me. I ain’t no firecracka! I just got my big butt glowin'! That's right! Oh, the women like a man with a big back porch!

*(The Cajun firefly noticed that they're tied up by Naminé's long hair and he started to examines it.)*

Cajun firefly: Lord, you done this up real good, for sure. Now where this go to at? Hang on, Cap. I'm just going to give a little twist here. We're getting to know each other now! Hoohoo!

*(He goes in the entanglement to find the solution, before glowing like a disco ball, as Sofia and her friends put on shades for a moment to not be blind from the light. The firefly sings a bit)*

Cajun firefly: **Won't ya catch a fish? Catch one, catch two...**

*(The firefly then comes out with the untwisted Namine's hair.)*

Cajun firefly: **We're back in the bayou 'round fishin' time**

*(He pulled it hard and the hair got untied, freeing them.)*

Cajun firefly: 'Bout time I introduce myself.

*(The Cajun firefly then spelled “Raymond” with his lit rear)*

Cajun firefly: My name Raymond, but everybody call me "Ray."

*(He shortens “Raymond” into “Ray,” thus revealing himself to be Ray and then disintegrated “Ray”)*

Hugo: Say, uh, Ray, you accent sounds kinda.... funny.

Ray: Oh, I’m a Cajun, brah. Born and bred in the Bayou. Y’all must be new around here, huh?

Ray: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Y'all goin' to the Emerald City to see the Wizard of Oz? Y'all headed the wrong directional, *cher*.

Riku, Naminé and others: We are?!

Ray: Sure ya are!

Sofia: I knew it...

Ray: Now what kind of stupid chucklehead told y'all to go thisaway?

After Ray says the last line there, the rest of Sofia's group arrives, spooking Ray.

Rabbit: Any luck?

Sofia's Kansas group, Riku's group, and Naminé glare flatly at Rabbit.

Donald:(Scolding) Rabbit.... you got us lost, and our new friend, Ray here, knew exactly we were going the wrong way.

Rabbit: (Confused) Really?

(Ray then flew up to Rabbit)

Ray: Of course, Cap.

(He then whispers in Rabbit's ear, making him realize embarrassingly)

Rabbit: (To himself) I'll be darned. (To Sofia, apologetically) You were right, Sofia.

Ray: And now, if y'all like, my kin and I can help.

*(Then he whistles to his firefly brethren and the trees glowed by the fireflies’ rears, much to Sofia group’s amazement)*

Ray: Me and my relationals will help show y'all the way

*(Then Ray gathered up to his brethren)*

Ray: Hey, Cousin Randy! You ready for a little Bayou Zydeco?

Cousin Randy: Ready when you are, Cousin Ray!

*(Then he ushered the others as the fireflies started playing music)*

Ray: Alright, Lulu. Let’s get to it, darlin’.

*(He goes up to Sofia's group, who slowly started to follow)*

Ray: Come on, y’all! Just follow the bouncin’ butt!

*(Then he starts singing as the group followed)*

Ray: **We gonna take you there**

**We gonna take you there**

**We gonna take you all the way there**

**We gonna take you there**

**We gonna take you there**

**We gonna take you all the way**

**Goin’ down the forest**

**Goin’ down the forest**

**Goin’ down the forest**

**Takin’ you all the way**

*(Then he introduced some of his family members)*

Ray: We got the whole family! There goes Mimi, Cousin Boudreau!

*(He noticed an old female firefly without her light on)*

Ray: Oh, Grandmama! Your light off!

*(She claps twice and her light came on and then Ray resumed singing)*

Ray: **We all gonna pull together**

**Down here, that’s how we do it**

**Me for them, and them for me**

**We all be there for you**

**We gonna take ya**

**We gonna take ya**

**We gonna take ya all the way there**

**We know where you goin’**

**And we goin’ with you**

**Takin’ you all the way**

**Goin’ down the forest**

**Goin’ down the forest**

**Goin’ down the forest**

**Takin’ you allllll….**

*(Then he exclaimed happily)*

Ray: Yeah, you know! Come on, y’all! Keep that life flowin’, and the lights a-glowin’!

*(Then with that, they continued their way)*