Roach in, Drop Out!

Roaches in, Drop Out is the First and Second Segment of the Fifth Episode from season 2

## Transcript

### Part 1

**Vicky:** (got hit by a frying pan, thanks to Codyoshi the Moonflower)

**Joey:** These cartoons are always the same! Its giving me a headache!

**Marky:** Yeah, this lowbrow so-called entertainment is just plain wrong!

**Hal:** (gives Storm a gift)

**Jackson Storm:** (blown up by a prank gift) (gets in the tank)

**Hal:** (sticks his finger into the gun hole)

**Jackson Storm:** (pulls the lever) (gets blown up) (turns into a broken race car after explosion) (gets hit by a wall ceiling when trying to get Hal)

**Hal:** (uses a wall)

**Jackson Storm:** (gets hit by a wall)

**Hal:** (whistles) (runs scot free)

**Jackson Storm:** (gets blown up and falls off a cliff (similar to Wile E. Coyote)

**Hookfang:** (groans)

**Stormfly:** These cartoons are at the very Root of societies dragons!

**Hookfang:** Yeah, because of man's moral decay!!!

**Jackson Storm:** (gets stuck by two trees and gets twisted)

**Toothless:** Sounds like someone's downstairs. Quick, Meatlug! Switch over to the surveillance monitor!

**Meatlug:** Huh!?!?!?

**Stormfly:** Meatlug, quit fooling around and switch on the monitor!

**Meatlug:** We are on the surveillance, ciao!

**Stormfly:** You mean those two at downstairs right NOW!?!?!?!?!?

**All Dragons except Toothless:** (screaming)

**Toothless:** Everybody, calm down! There's a logical solution to this problem.

**Hal:** (gets smashed by a piano) (draws an X on Storm)

**Jackson Storm:** (moves an X to Hal) (silent whistling)

**Hal:** (careless) (kicks an X on Storm)

**Jackson Storm:** (gets killed by a giant safe)

**Stormfly:** These heathens are out of control!!!! (sobbing)

**Toothless:** These cartoon characters are obviously displaying latent tendencies of repressed aggression manifesting in a bipolar manic behavior resulting extreme delusions!

**Hookfang:** Latent repressed delusional tendencies!?!? These guys gotta go!!!!

**Barf:** There is no question! These guys have to go!!!

**Belch:** The question is how do we do it!?

**Meatlug:** Do what they do in the cartoons! Bring in the Hunter!!!

**Stromfly (dressed as an hunter):** That's all folks!!!

**Jackson Storm:** Say, buddy, you aren't by any chance looking for a storm, are ye?

**Hookfang & Stormfly:** ???

**Hal:** That's lucky, cuz you see, you got a Storm in front of you, you know. (Storm and Hal switches mouths and beaks)

**Jackson Storm (wearing Hal's beak):** Now, that's a Storm!

**Jackson Storm:** he thinks he's a toucan!

**Hal (wearing Jackson Storm's mouth):** Toucan!

**Hal:** Storm!

**Hal & Jackson Storm:** (puts Hal's beak and Storm's mouth on Hookfang's jaw and Stormfly's jaw and shoots at the two dragons)

**Meatlug:** Ah, gee, now I remember the hunter gets it in the end.

**Meatlug:** Hey! I know! What's a cartoon character's worst nightmare!? (takes out the eraser) The Eraser!!!

**Hal & Jackson Storm:** (panting)

**Toothless (dressed as the Commitee of Tenants):** (taps on Jackson Storm's back) Ahem, dear sirs, we, the Commitee of Tenants of this house, have voted unanimously to have you evicted. (Stormfly, Hookfang, Meatlug and Barf and Belch shook heads)

**Jackson Storm:** I ain't leaving. I love this place.

**Hal:** (shook his head)

**Toothless:** Oh, yeah? Well, maybe a wipe of the old eraser might help in persuading you to go!

**Jackson Storm:** Well, uh...on second thought....

**Toothless:** I knew you.

**Hal:** Well, I like it here!!! Lemme see that!!!!! (grabs eraser) (erases Hookfang's jaw) (erases Stormfly's brain) (erases Meatlug's butt)

**Meatlug (dressed as the Commitee of Tenants):** Ow.

**Hal:** (erases Toothless and Barf and Belch) Well, anyway, we gotta get back to our business! (Hal and Storm gets away leaving the dragons erased apart)

**Barf:** They're liable to go on like this forever!!!!

**Belch:** We'll never get rid of them!!!! (screams)

**Toothless:** I've got this solution right here! We'll use their own gags against them!

**Dragons' Plan 1:**

**Toothless:** Look. Here's the answer! The black hole. A. Carefully take the ACME black hole out of the equipment bag. B. Gently place the hole on any flat surface. Stormfly, open the door! Quick!
**Stormfly:** (opens the door)

**Hal and Jackson Storm:** (avoids the black hole) (Five dragons fall off in defeat)

**Dragons' Plan 2:Toothless:** Okay. Now, that we set up the ACME train tracks, it says to be careful not to stand within 15 ft of the rails.

**Meatlug:** I wonder why not?

**Toothless:** Well, it says here- (all dragons got overrun by a train)

**Dragons' Plan 3:Tootless:** Chapter 6. The venerable inflatable anvil. A staple of cartoons since 1902. Best results: the anvil should be placed on top of the half opened door. Okay, it says to stand back and enjoy. (Hal and Storm quickly avoids the inflatable anvil and the anvil lands on Stormfly)

**Dragons' Plan 4:Toothless:** Okay, after you securely fasten the elastic to a sturdy doorway, be sure to stand clear of unexpected traffic.

**Hal:** Hi! Excuse me, kind sir. Would you do me a favor and, uh, hold this for a second?

(the music of The Blue Danube plays)
**Hookfang:** (crashes outside and gets injured)

**Hal:** Thank you, sir. Goodbye!

**Dragons' Plan 5:Toothless:** Okay. Moving on the never-failing flapper-trapper! Take the flapper-trapper and place it in the middle of the room on the floor in front of the nearest entrance. (Hal and Storm gets in the flapper-trapper)

**Barf:** It worked!

**Belch:** like a charm!

**Stormfly:** Well, that takes care of those two apple sauces!

**Toothless:** WARNING! Never under any circumstances use the flapper-trapper on the ceiling! (the train returns and overruns the five dragons again)

**Stormfly: (sad)** We'll never be able to chase them away! Those creatures are here for life!!!

**Barf:** We must eradicate these pests!!!

**Belch:** Yeah! FUMIGATE!!!

**Toothless:** Don't worry, everyone, the show is almost over! I apologize for disrupt ending, but we'll return to this story next week!

(Dragon Goofs ending credits)

**Hookfang:** Oh, its time for my smorgasbord break.

**Stormfly:** Aw, its starting to become interesting the gag with the whole anvil.

**Meatlug:** I suppose you wanna tear me away from my TV! (turns off TV)

#### Part 2

**Joey and Marky:** (snoring)

**Hookfang:** (hears crashes) Huh!?

**Toothless:** Five a.m.? what is making that terrible dim?

**Hookfang:** (eats corn and puts corn as earplugs in his ears)

**Stormfly:** (puts a pillow in her ears as earplugs)

**Hal:** (screams)

**Jackson Storm:** (evil laughter)

**Stormfly:** NOT THAT KEEN GREEN TOUCANET!!!! Alright! Its time for me to take action!!!

**Stormfly: (as Mickey Duck)** Gentlemen, I am here representing the Royal Union of Cartoons and I have been instructed to serve you a cease and desist old cartoon activity court order!

**Hal and Jackson Storm:** !?!?..................................

**Hal:** Oh, you don't like cartoon gags? (pulls out a pink cartoon gun closely to Stormfly's head) how about cartoon guns!?!?

**Stormfly:** No! Cartoon guns are illegal!!! Huh!? Oh!

**Hal:** (puts nine colorful cartoon cigarette-like smokes in his beak) Eh, don't worry, these are only cartoon smokes okay?

**Stormfly:** OH!!!!

**Jackson Storm:** (pulls out a cartoon anatomy magazine, *Play)* How about a little cartoon anatomy? (shows Stormfly cartoon anatomy magazine)

**Stormfly: (on TV)** Children, don't look! Turn away from the TV!!!

**Meatlug:** We have to think of something!!!

**Barf:** Will they never leave!?!?

**Belch:** We're doomed!!!!!!!

**Toothless:** I got it! We'll sell them!

**Stormfly:** That's right, Mr. Big time, we'll trade you this great cartoon show for practically nothing! In fact, for you today, we'll give it away!

**Toothless:** Hey, babe.

**Changewing:** (grins) Okay, okay, let's see this phenomenal lack of yours.

**Toothless:** What do you think?

**Changewing:** It's too fast! Can you freeze for a minute?

**Hal and Jackson Storm:** (froze)

**Changewing:** Ah hah! Ah hah! Ah hah!

**Hookfang (dressed as the Commitee of Tenants):** So, you mean, I like it?

**Mandy:** Oh, this is your big show? Ah hah! Ah hah! Ah hah! Ah hah! Kids, kids, let me tell you a story, okay? [FLASHBACK] (walking with his dragon-\*\*\*\*s) Sometimes, along the road of life, you have to drive in the gutter. In order to get close to the real world and the real down-to-earth people. Which is where I discovered some of my most talented people. (tosses a blue button to Sylvester's cup like change) (Sylvester saw in exclamation and throws his cup at Changewing) Like this, one day, when this guy, Sylvester, introduces himself to me, okay? Now, this kid wasn't up-and-coming talent and I gave him his first BIG break! Here, kid, animate this mop up and down in the hall.

**Sylvester J. Pussycat:** Ahem.

**Changewing:** Now, Sylvester, who I did discover, was unnatural. Now, one night, he gets a funny idea and thinks, "I'll just put it down on paper." Now, this poor guy was warned that this cartooning is dangerous stuff! They should be left to professionals. This guy was so diluted, he thought he could just sit down and create a series all by himself. Well, Sylvester broke "all" the laws on cartooning. And after 10 years of hard-labor, Sylvester had himself a series! There was one thing left to do, interrupt the producer's busy schedule to show him his creation. But the unfortunate soul had no originality, no vision. And worst of all, it was politically incorrect! Now, I tried to explain to him the danger of giving life to such subversive characters. Well, after much persuasion, he finally got his message. Ding-dong! Hello!

**Changewing:** But it was too late. His creation had already taken on a life of its own! But, there was no stopping them now! They were wrecking havoc everywhere! And they started showing up in the most remote places!!! It wasn't safe anywhere. So, we finally cornered them. (pulls his nose) (Hal and Jackson Storm looking at nowhere but Changewing traps them and hammers 4 nails and stamps the word, Timbuktu) We repackage them to export them to another territory. [FLASHBACK] And that's where you guys come in. They're yours now. (walks away)

**Hal and Jackson Storm:** (crying)

**Toothless:** Wait, what are you doing? We can talk this over!

**Jackson Storm:** (crying) Its all over! We're through! (crying)

**Hal:** Let's put an end to this masquerade...

**Toothless: (sadly)** What are you saying my friend? What absurd judgement could so corrupt your intelligence!

**Stormfly (dressed as the Commitee of Tenants): (sadly)** Your true sensitive heart has misled you! Where are the reasonable creatures for whom our admiration knows no bound!

**Hal:** Our talent. Like our creator's talent is doomed to failure. The curse which destroyed out creator strikes us now... We write the final chapter and so we disappear... just as our creator did before us...

**Hal and Jackson Storm:** Papa!

**Sylvester J. Pussycat:** Oh! My children! My little ones! (kissing)

**Stormfly:** Farewell, my friends! May the wisdom of life!

(Sylvester drives off through a sunset with the logo, "The End".)
**Hookfang:** You see? They're not so hopeless after all.

**Stormfly:** You could still use them, could ya?

**Mandy:** Nah, nah. They're has beens. Always has been. Always will be. (presses on a button and Hal and Storm falls off of the chairs) However, I could do something with.......you guys...... (All Dragons gets surprised when Changewing says this and smiles)