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Hardcore gangsta thug

## Lyrics

[Intro]

I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

(I'ma) Imma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma

I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma

I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma

I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma

[Verse 1]

I go hard, and you don't wanna mess with this

I'm more stout than a glass of rhinoceros piss

They call me (wanksta, wanksta!)

What's up with that?

Just cause my ass crack shows when I bust and sag

[Verse 2]

'Cause the Boyz in the Hood are always hard

And I'll run your ass over in my hybrid car

I'm hardcore thugging without a doubt

I own every single album Will Smith put out

I'll rob you blind

And you can say bye-bye

'Cause I'll get in your face and straight-jack your WiFi

Come to the suburbs and you might spot me

Buying steak at Whole Foods cause you know I got beef

[Verse 3]

I moisturize, my tats shine perfect

Finna get strapped, I'm still waiting on my permit

And to prove to you that I'm that tough

Imma find your grandma and beat her old ass up

[Chorus]

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

[Verse 4]

And I don't give a damn if she's geriatric

Yo grandma's gonna get her ass kicked

Slash the dentures out her mouth

And kick her in the gut

Till she's screamin': "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

She's going senile if she tries to beat me

And I'll give her Pixy Sticks for her diabetes

And in her bathroom I'll jack her back pills

And I'll make her look stupid with my battle rap skills

[Interlude]

Yo, hoe

You're old

And ... cold

... Bitch!

(Oh!) (That was cold)

[Verse 5]

I'ma push her to the dirt

And to show that hoe

I'ma steal her wheelchair 'cause that's how I roll

She's a mean old hag

And there ain't no doubt

That I'ma yell "Finish her"

Before I knock her ass out

[Verse 6]

I'ma catch her out at bingo, screaming and shouting

'Cause if you hate her, then you should've beat the piss out of her

Woah, oh, oh

You think I'm playing around, but I'ma take your grandma down

Let's go

[Chorus]

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

[Outro]

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

I'ma beat your, I'ma beat your

Ass, ass, ass, ass (I'm looking tough in my puffy jacket)

(I'm looking tough in my puffy jacket)

I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass

(I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass

## Videos

FAttY SPiNS - (untitled gangsta song)(NEW!!!) Hardcore Gangsta Thug -FaTTy Spins
Audrey and Friends

Audrey and Friends is a British animated series that aired on Channel 5's Milkshake block in 2000.

## Plot

The series follows Audrey who inhabit a modern world of text-messaging, the Internet and medieval love potions with the help of her friends Constance and Kate.

## Why it Rocks

Great animation.

Cool characters just like the Powerpuff Girl version of the Sugababes in their Angels with Dirty Faces song.
Text Me Back

A song about a jealous boyfriend who is obsessed with his girlfriend.

## (Lyrics)

**[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I'm checking out your Facebook

I drive past where you work

You tell me you're my girlfriend

But are you even on planet earth?

I see you out with your friends but

Well yo, who the hell is that dude?

You're not playing with me are you girl?

Well hell, I wouldn't put it past you

I hate that you just won't text me

You say you're out with Becky, why you dress so sexy?

I check my text every five seconds obsessing

That you're in another dude's bedroom undressing

He's got you pressed on your back

It's a wrestling match

Well anything he's good at

I'm the best at that

My heart was broken

I was hoping it would be left in tact

So please let's just chat

Just text me back

**[Chorus: Benatar]**

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

Crazy

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

**[Verse 2: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I refresh your Facebook

Analyze all your wall posts

Why'd you leave a smiley face on that one dude's page

Or whatever you call those

The fact that you flirt with

That dirty rat that you work with

I feel the love boat sinking

I'm trying to bring it back to the surface

Why do you keep pictures of your ex around?

You think he's better than me?

Why you letting me drown

In my own imagination

That I face when I'm alone

I'm going to wait until you sleep

And then I'm going through your phone

'Cause I don't believe you when you tell me he's only a friend

I'm not possessive, I'm depressed you let me feel lonely again

So I'm sitting in my bedroom checking your Facebook

Checking your Facebook

Text me back

**[Chorus: Benatar]**

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

Crazy

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

**[Bridge: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I had a dream that I killed you

I'm not certain what it means

I didn't say that I would do it

I said it was a dream

Anger is the lone emotion flowing through my veins

Knowing you I may spend the night

Going through some pain

Call me insane call me obsessed

The fact remains that I will rage

Unless you text me back

**[Chorus: Benatar]**

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

**[Outro: Benatar]**

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

I wasn't crazy

Until I met you

## Credits

Ray William Johnson(Vocal role)

Jesse Cale(Vocal role)

Rafael Serrano(Mixing)

Rafael Serrano(Guitar role)

Glasgow Phillips(Executive Producer role)

Cella Duffy(Supervising Director)

Phil Haney(Producer role)

Sam Sero(Digital Mastering role)

Conor Gordon(Assistant Editor)

Kenny Gage & Andy Pagana (Animation Produced role)

Mark Aguilar(Art Director)
Jump Around (House of Pain cover)

## (Lyrics)

Pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin

I came to win

Battle me that's a sin

I won't tear the sack up

Punk you'd better back up

Try and play the role and yo the whole crew will act up

Get up, stand up, come on!

Come on, throw your hands up

If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling

Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk

Yo, I'll bust em in the eye

And then I'll take the punks hoe

Feelin- funky

Amps in the trunk

And I got more rhymes than there's cops Dunkin Donut's shop

Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids from the Hill

Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]

So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around [3x]

Jump up Jump up and get down

Jump [18x]

I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe

If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho

Word to your moms I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned

Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned

Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none

So if you come to battle bring a shotgun

But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death

Try and step to me you'll take your last breath

I gots the skill, come get your fill

Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

Listen to the sound that pounds, I jump around

I'm no clown, I get down

To the funk, listen to the wig out

And step to the rear, dear, cause I'm here

The P to the E to the T E rockin'

The runs in your stockin'

So hon, put the lock in

Chillin' with the House Of Pain

Blood stains the ground

Huh, I jump around

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top

I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop

Or better yet a terminator

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger

Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega

But I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

It up up and around, then buck buck you down

Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead

I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya

Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]

Jump [32x]

## Videos

JUMP AROUND (House Of Pain cover)Jump Around
Equals Three

**The Equals Three Show** (formerly known as **Equals Three**) (stylized as "**=3**") was a YouTube web series which was famously hosted by Ray William Johnson until mid March 2014. The show returned on July 16th, 2014 and was hosted by Robby Motz. After Ray left, the show's popularity began to decline and it really declined when Kaja Martin took over as host on July 28, 2015.

Also around this time, Ray began Equals Three Studios, which forced the show's name to be changed from "Equals Three" to "The Equals Three Show". On December 4th, 2015, she was replaced by Carlos Santos. Carlos decided that rather than reviewing three videos in two episodes a week, he would review six videos in one long episode that would air on Fridays.

The show premiered on Fridays on the Ray William Johnson channel, but it used to be on Tuesdays and Fridays when only three videos were reviewed. The show hasn't made any new episodes since 2016. The most recent new episode was uploaded on May 13, 2016.
Ultimate Earth Wiki

**Welcome to the Ultimate Earth Wiki!**
This is wiki about a reality in which the dc and marvel universes are united into one. And heroes from both universes a;ready know and interact with each other. All art belongs to its respective companies and fanartists, i take no credit.

We're a collaborative community website about Ultimate Earth that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

## Important articles

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*Need help building out this community?*

* Rules of this wiki
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You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

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Cosmic Toast Studios

Cosmic toast studios animated the second genreation of YFM

## Videos they animated

* Whip Yo Kids
* Booty Store
* Nerd Rage!!!
* Epileptic Techno
* Dookie Fresh
* Santa Hates Poor Kids
* Shitty G
* Friend Zone
* She Looks Like Sex
* We Like Them Girls
* Alien
* White Boy Wasted
* Complicated
* Take Over The World
* Text Me *Back*
* Jupiter
* Just a Friend (Biz Markie cover)
* Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye cover)
* Fight For Your Right (Beastie Boys cover)
* Love The Way You Lie (Eminem/Rihanna cover)
* Road Rage
* My Balls (alt rock cover)
* Alien (Unplugged)
* Jump Around (House of Pain cover)
* Bartender Song (Rehab cover)
* High Voltage (Linkin Park cover)
* Boom Headshot (YFM Mashup)
* DOUCHEBAGGED
* DIE FOR ROCK & ROLL
* ZOMBILLIES
* BAD SEED
* #1 Fan
* G.I.A./G.P.S.
* QUARANTINE
* ROAD RAGE
* PITY F\*CK
* ISO TANK
* BUS ARREST
Fatty Spins

It lasted 2009-2010. Their first song on Ray's channel was called "Doin' Your Mom" and then Ray announced the channel Fattyspins. The first song on their channel was called "Youtube Party". Their last song was "School'd". In early-2010, FattySpins retired but someone reuploaded the song in a channel called fattyspins2.

## Songs

1. Doin Your Mom
2. Youtube Party
3. Muppet Sex
4. Apple Store Love Song
5. School'd
6. hardcore gangsta thug

## Break-Up

The group broke up around the time of January 2010, because of royalty issues. Ray William Johnson stated "Micfri and Breeze threatened to sue eachother because of the amount of royalty they would recieve, so I gave my royalties to them to shut them up, but shut down the channel so no one could post videos or make money." According to Micfri, he felt he deserved 50% of the royalties earned, essentially cutting Breeze out. In turn, Breeze felt that he himself deserved 50% of the royalties, due to the fact that Micfri had zero creative input in the group.

#### Aftermath

Micfri didn't look too kindly on Ray and Breeze's decision to end the music project, and has been live on BlogTV since, stating "I want my shit back!" It has been shown many times that Micfri has been mocking and harrassing Ray, doing so as to comment on most of his BreakingNYC videos. Due to his personal collapse after the fall of the Fatty Spins project, Micfri has gone on BlogTV to do drunken rants where he curses and throws objects about his apartment; in one live incident on BlogTV, he physically struck his wife after she threatened to leave him over his obsession with the Fatty Spins music project. While Micfri continuously states that he is not interested in royalties, he admitted on live BlogTV that he continuously uploads and re-uploads the Fatty Spins tracks to iTunes in order to sell them and earn a profit. Ray, on the other hand, has provided links so that everyone may download them for free. According to both Micfri and Ray, to this day Ray has made zero profit from his own Fatty Spins music project. Due to his overt greediness and his public displays of malice towards his wife, Micfri is widely hated and disrespected within the YouTube community.
The Unofficial Smithers Love Song

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]

Hey, Mr. Burns

You thought your money could buy you the world

I said hey there, Mr. Burns

I happen to notice that you don't have a girl (yo)

Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?

You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important

Instead of running away, you should move in toward him

But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign

We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to

Say there's no way anyone else would date you

Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him

Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

[Chorus: Puff Puff]

All he ever wanted to do

Was spend a little time with you

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns

You know you're worth more to him

Than all the money you spend

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns

[Verse 2: Puff Puff]

Hey, Mr. Burns

I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance

I said hey there, Mr. Burns

Yeah, so what if he's a man (yo)

We know you're blind, old man

But you can hear me talking

You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin

You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind

To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time

And while relationships have their twists and turns

You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns

So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy

And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style

[Chorus: Puff Puff]

All he ever wanted to do

Was spend a little time with you

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns

You know you're worth more to him

Than all the money you spend

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns

[Bridge: Puff Puff]

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Chorus: Puff Puff]

All he ever wanted to do

Was spend a little time with you

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns

You know you're worth more to him

Than all the money you spend

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns

All he ever wanted to do

Was spend a little time with you

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns

You know you're worth more to him

Than all the money you spend

Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns
Mistrz szpiegostwa

Knight i funkcjonariusz Netzke pracują dla Janusa, legendarnego mistrza szpiegostwa KGB. Jeszcze niezidentyfikowany geniusz strategiczny dowodzi sekcją KGB odpowiedzialną za specjalną infiltrację. Mówią, że uśpiony agent Janus nie może zostać odwrócony ani złamany, ale niespodziewane przejście rosyjskiego ambasadora wskazuje na to, że moc Janusa może zanikać.
Your Favorite Martian Backgrounds

One of the people who works with Cosmic Toast Studios has a blog filled with YFM Backgrounds

## YFM Backgrounds

Ray William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Billys House EXTRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Time clockRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Fast FoodRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - KitchenRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Underwater MinesRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Starwar\_BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Living Room 2Ray William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Living RoomRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Hell 2Ray William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Space Shot Alien Post INTRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Space Shot Alien PostRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Space Shot SunsetRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Space Shot 2Ray William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - ObserveRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Crash LandingRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Space ShotRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Destroyed City BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Park BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Trailer Park ext 1 BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - House ext 1 BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian - Underworld BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian the series - Bus int. 1 BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian the series - Library BGRay William Johnson's Your Favorite Martian the series - Music room BG
YFMTS

YFMTS (Your Favorite Martian: The Series) takes us behind the scenes of Your Favorite Martian, the animated band in the cartoon music video series created by Ray William Johnson of =3 fame.

## Episodes

DOUCHEBAGGED

DIE FOR ROCK & ROLL

ZOMBILLIES

BAD SEED

#1 FAN

G.I.A./G.P.S.

QUARANTINE

ROAD RAGE

PITY F\*CK

ISO TANK

BUS ARREST
Boom Headshot (YFM Mashup)

“Boom Headshot” is a promotional single for Your Favorite Martian’s now-cancelled late 2012 album. The song reuses lyrics from various YFM singles.

## (Lyrics)

[Intro: Puff Puff Humbert]

*Alright, let's do this!*

*Alright, here we go*

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

Boom

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

I step in the arena

I get my knuckles cracking

I try to keep it clean but

Who knows what could happen

They say I nerd rage

They don't understand

If they keep talking trash, bitch

My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king

And that it would be me to put these dreams into a sling

And fling 'em like a bullet 'til the beam the whole ruling regime

In the melon and I tell 'em that I'm gonna reign supreme, like

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

Boom

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert & *Benatar*]

Working every week at a job I can't stand

Always tell myself that one day I'll be the man

What we gonna do tonight, brain?

We're gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What we gonna do tonight, brain?

*Until I met you*

8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world

*You know we living in a*

8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world

*We're sidescrolling in a*

8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world

*Collecting coins in a*

8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world

*We're next-level like*

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

Boom

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & Benatar]

Every day, day, and every night, night

I am gonna fight, fight, fight to win

*We bring the house down*

Every day, day, and every night, night

I am gonna fight, fight, fight to win

*We crush our enemies*

We bring them to their knees

Every day, day, and every night, night

I am gonna

*Oh no, it's a robot bar fight*

Nerd rage

Nerd rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

Nerd-erd

Nerd rage, nerd rage, nerd rage

Nerd-erd

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

Boom, headshot

When the album drops we're like

[Outro: Benatar]

You ain't seen these balls
Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian, often shortened to YFM, is an internet cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson and Jesse Cale in late 2010, but only started releasing music in 2011. They originally released songs from January 26, 2011 to September 26, 2012. Afterwards, due to conflicts between Johnson and the label, Maker Studios, they “retired the project.” The band, even though it solely consisted of two members throughout it’s entirety, consisted of four members: Puff Puff Humbert (Portrayed by Johnson), Benatar (Portrayed by Cale), DeeJay, and Axel. The latter two “members” had no person to actually perform their role. Your Favorite Martian made over 40 songs and were the number one music channel on YouTube at a point. YFM's return on June 1, 2022 was started by the sequel of "Orphan Tears" called "Orphan Tears Part 2". Since they have made many songs including "Orphan Tears Part 3", "Verified", and "Uno Reverse".

## **Animators**

At first YFM was being animated by Studio LadyBug. At some point or another, they switched over to Cosmic Toast, most likely to the more mature shift to their songs. After YFM switched from LadyBug to Cosmic Toast, the art style looked very different. It's both loved and hated. In total, Cosmic animated 29 videos not including YFMTS. Then, they switched back over to LadyBug for the animation with Gen 2 of YFM.

## Songs

### Gen 1/Phase 1

1. My Balls
2. Zombie Love Song
3. Bottles of Beer
4. Club Villain
5. The Stereotypes Song
6. The Unofficial Smithers Love Song
7. Orphan Tears
8. Mr. DoucheBag
9. Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis)
10. Grandma Got a Facebook
11. Tig Ol' Bitties
12. Fight To Win
13. Stalkin' Your Mom
14. Robot Bar Fight
15. 8-Bit World
16. Puppet Break-up

### Gen 1/Phase 2

1. Whip Yo Kids
2. Booty Store
3. Nerd Rage!!!
4. Epileptic Techno
5. Dookie Fresh
6. Santa Hates Poor Kids
7. Shitty G
8. Friend Zone
9. She Looks Like Sex
10. We Like Them Girls
11. Alien
12. White Boy Wasted
13. Complicated
14. Take Over The World
15. Text Me *Back*
16. Jupiter
17. Just a Friend (Biz Markie cover)
18. Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye cover)
19. Fight For Your Right (Beastie Boys cover)
20. Love The Way You Lie (Eminem/Rihanna cover)
21. Road Rage
22. My Balls (alt rock cover)
23. Alien (Unplugged)
24. Jump Around (House of Pain cover)
25. Bartender Song (Rehab cover)
26. High Voltage (Linkin Park cover)
27. Boom Headshot (YFM Mashup)

### Gen 2/Phase 3

1. Orphan Tears (Part 2)
2. Orphan Tears (Part 3)
3. Verified
4. Uno Reverse
5. Eff This Job
6. Brain Rave
7. This Is Why I’m Single
8. Rich People $hit
9. Gentleman's Ballad
10. Everyone Clapped
11. Date Myself
12. Damn I'm Ugly
13. Telescope
14. Iamverybadazz
15. The Trauma Song
16. Algorithm God

Merch
The Birth of Pizzahgross

There have been many emotes that have graced the Pizzeria and many more to come, but one seems to touch a special place in the hearts of every Pizza Pal. We curators of the Pizza lore need to showcase the construction and design of this emote and help those who may not know where it came from and why this emote is able to express so much feeling even though it is just 32 pixels big.

So let us begin this journey, this tale of sorts, with a precursor story. Long ago there were a group of friends known as the Pizza Boys. These friends shared a bond unlike that of anybody the Earth has ever witnessed. Friends of this caliber need to express their friendship through bonding exercises to show how in tune to each other, the moon, and the tides they are by doing something no ordinary man or woman can... making burritos together. So on this faithful day Rob, Brandon, and Connor procured a nice tabletop dining experience where there would be no gross events, only fine dining. Not only was there fine dining, but there was even wine glasses filled with the finest bubbly.

Though we lore curators digress, back to the subject at hand. Rob is unable to eat raw tomatoes. Much like Captain Alcohol's weakness to lopezing, Rob is equally weak to tomatoes that have not been gently roasted or boiled. This moment in history was known as King of Kong because real pain like this has only been felt by those who have had everything and lost it because they ate a raw tomato, or lied about holding world records in video games from the 80s.

Unlike Billy Mitchell, Rob recovered from his moment of pain stronger than ever (though he is still unable to eat raw tomatoes.) He found a new power in his painful experience. The power of friendship. Through this one moment he spawned an emote that has become so loved by the community it is able to convey cheeky lies, feelings of regret, sadness, or even the sly sarcastic gesture. We cherish this emote and spread it across twitch every day in his honor.
Apple Store Love Song

## (Lyrics)

[Intro]

This is a love song

[Verse 1]

I try not to be dramatic, unless I have to, but I was at the Apple Store picking out a MacBook

And on my way out, like thanks for stopping by, and you walked in and you really caught my eye.. pod

And I'ma put you on my playlist, I don't know what your name is but you're going in my favorites

[Verse 2]

I got you in my eyesight (iSight), I hope you're here

'Cause I'ma turn the volume up and speak into your earbuds

I like your inner face, it ain't a big deal

You got my heart spinning right around like a Click Wheel

And I was thinking we should shuffle through the interwebs

And find the time for iMovies playing at the cineplex

And girl you know you made that Final Cut and even MacBook Air ain't light enough

To outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid that I'ma have to track it with an iPod App and

[Chorus]

I fell in love at the Apple Store

And I never felt like that before

And I fell in love at the Apple Store

And I think I may come back for more

[Verse 3]

And yes, I'm aware that baby iMac

And baby if you buy that maybe we can iChat

And I don't mean to be aggressive or a sleaze

And I don't mean to mac, I'm just not PC

I know how to treat you, this ain't a reboot, I'll never find the need to "CTRL, ALT, delete" you

I see no reason to mess with these slobs 'cause they're like Bill Gates, and I'm Steve Jobs

[Verse 4]

I know you're waiting on me to discover that you need a man who will let you meet his mother board

Well, baby, it's fine 'cause I'm connecting broadband and this could really happen QuickTime

So let's find your network and go wireless, and if you'd like to try this, maybe we can iTouch, and put your picture as my desktop backdrop if you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop

[Chorus]

I fell in love at the Apple Store

And I never felt like that before

And I fell in love at the Apple Store

And I think I may come back for more

[Bridge]

Reboot

Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh

Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh

Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh

Mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh

Mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh

[Chorus]

I fell in love at the Apple Store

And I never felt like that before

And I fell in love at the Apple Store

And I think I may come back for more
Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis)

Transphobic Techno (or, Bitch Got a Penis) is a song by YFM about DeeJay going to multiple locations then meeting women who look like they have a bulge, but it's just a thing they're hiding for some reason.

## Lyrics

Bitch got a penis

(repeat)

Who's got a penis?

Bitch got a penis

(repeat)

Bitch got a penis

(repeat)

Who's got a penis?

Bitch got a penis

(repeat)

Bitch got a penis

(repeat)

## Trivia

* This song has the least words in it.
* This is the 9th YFM song.
* This is the only YFM song to get age-restricted.
Vodafone McLaren Mercedes

**Vodafone McLaren Mercedes** - brytyjski zespół wyścigowy i konstruktor, aktywny w F1 od 1966 roku.

Menadżer: Barti

Siedziba: Woking

Dyrektor: Zak Brown

Model Bolidu: MP4/28

**2013**

Kierowcy Podstawowi: Jenson Button, Sergio Perez

Kierowca Rezerwowa: Gary Paffett, Oliver Turvey, Kevin Magnussen

Osiągnięcia

Podia: 0|0|2

Pole Position: 0

(Stan po GP Włoch)
Deejay

**DeeJay** is the mix-master for Your Favorite Martian. He is voiced by iBeShucks in YFMTS, and his singing voice is done by Big Rob.

## Personality

DeeJay often acts as the voice of reason within the group, as he frequently helps the others get out of messes they made. He is not afraid to speak his mind, as shown in BAD SEED when he calls Tara the "bride of Chucky." He appears to be the most competent in the band as well, as he is shown doing many simple things for them, such as when they broke down and he fixed the engine. DeeJay seems to like insulting people as well, as he is shown to have a passion for "yo mama" jokes.
She Looks Like Sex

## Lyrics

[Intro: Mike Posner]

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

Sex, sex

She looks like sex

Sex, sex

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

She looks like sex, maybe not yet, but don't fret

I bet if you get drunk suddenly you'll be dead set

On getting it in you mess with the gin

And you'll end up convinced you had sex with a ten

So full throttle, order another bottle

And shot after shot will transform her into a model

Mike Posner on the refrain

'Cause you know beer goggles are a hell of a thing

[Hook: Mike Posner]

That ass makes me wanna ooh-ooh-ooh

You know exactly what you do-o-o

How I'd really like to take that home

Everybody here knows

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like...

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

When I crack a six pack and chase it with Patron

Every girl looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones

So I show up to the club, and I stand at the door

Waiting on the perfect girl whose standards are low

I take Jameson and take it with no shame

And change any dame to Jenna Jameson

Mike Posner on the Refrain, 'cause you know beer goggles are a hell of a thing

[Hook: Mike Posner]

That ass makes me wanna ooh-ooh-ooh

You know exactly what you do-o-o

How I'd really like to take that home

Everybody here knows

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex

She looks like...

[Outro: Mike Posner]

(*Break it down!*)

Sex

She looks...

Sex

Sex, Sex

Sex, Sex

She looks like sex

Sex, Sex

She looks like
IBeShucks

Ricky Shucks is an artist manager, entrepreneur, writer and professional Snapchat “ranter”. Ricky Shucks does a lot of things, but his main focus is on his YouTube channel "iBeShucks". With a little over 675,000 subscribers and over 100,000,000 views, Ricky has been consistently cranking out content over the years. Sketch comedy. He voices Deejay
Ant Cookies

Ant Cookies are an American delicacy invented by Californian Small Business Owner and Amateur Ship Wreck Enthusiast Duckisaurus. The cookies are traditionally made with standard baked good ingredients such as sugar, flour, eggs, milk, and insects. Originally an art piece made in support of anti-insecticide protests, the delicacy has reached immense fame in modernist schools of thought as an alternative to traditional protein sources. In South East Asia specifically Ant Cookies soon overtook Nabisco (maker of Oreos) as the number one consumed cookie type in the region.

* **Ingredients**
	+ 1 and 1/2 cups (190g) **all-purpose flour** (spoon & leveled)
	+ 1 teaspoon **ground cinnamon** (optional)
	+ 1 teaspoon **salt** and **baking powder**
	+ 1 cup (2 sticks; 230g) **unsalted butter**, softened to room temperature
	+ 1/2 cup (100g) **granulated sugar**
	+ 1 funnel full of **ants**

* **Steps**
	+ **Whisk the dry ingredients together.** Just the flour, cinnamon, baking soda, and salt– you’ll add the ants later.
	+ **Mix the wet ingredients together.**
	+ **Combine the wet and dry ingredients.**
	+ **Add the ants.** The dough will be thick and sticky. Make sure the ants don't squirm too much by singing to them.
	+ **Chill the cookie dough.** I recommend at least 45 minutes in the refrigerator, which helps prevent the cookies from overspreading and kills any tougher ants.
	+ **Scoop cookie dough balls.** About 3 Tablespoons of dough per cookie– yes, these are LARGE!
	+ **Bake.** The cookies are done when the edges are set and the centers still look soft.
Epileptic Techno just became a meme and most people aren't happy about it

Somewhere in 2013, a user called (NAME HIDDEN) made a animation meme of Epileptic Techno, which became a meme thing to any people (i.e. furries). More people created Epileptic Techno memes, which became popular. Most people noticed that the song became a meme, which pissed people off. In the future, Ray William Johnson will have the right to take them down, along with Jesse Cale and Stefan Johnson. When they're taken down, it'll be lost media forever. Most uploaders of the meme thing would get terminated FOREVER. So, that's the story. If you are a furry at Fandom, please read this. Thank you.

## Reasons why epileptic techno isn't a scenecore song

* The "ass barf barf barf ass barf piss" part
* Oprah appeared
* The song is from a Ray William Johnson project, called Your Favorite Martian.
Telescope

This song was a test by Ray William Johnson. he tried to make a song with ai.

he didnt think alot of people wouldnt like it because alot of people didnt like ai songs or things related to do with ai

The song features the whole band plus stevi the demon from The Upside Downs

also benatar isnt voiced by benatar because ray didnt have access to Jesse Cale

# Lyrics (stolen from genius.com)

[Intro: Stevi The Demon]

Get a telescope (Telescope)

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]

I'ma-I'ma-I'ma superstar, you don't know it yet

'Bout to run the city, call me Boba Fett

You gon' recognize me from my silhouette

I don't wear deodorant cause I don't ever sweat

One day I'll be famous, bigger than Beyoncé

Have a team of people just to do my laundry

That's the kind of fame that'll drive a man psycho

It'll end in tragedy but I'ma get them likes though, haha

[Chorus: Stevi The Demon & *Puff Puff*]

You don't see it right now

But I'm about to make it big, it'd be hella dopе

You'll be jealous like "Wow" (Wow)

You don't know it but you'rе looking at a star, get a telescope (Telescope)

Get a telescope (Telescope), get a telescope (Telescope)

*'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope*

Get a telescope, get a, get a telescope

*Cuz you looking at a star, get a telescope*

[Verse 2: Benatar]

Seventeen bodyguards walk in front of me

Hand sanitizer cuz the fans are touching me

So big that I won't ever get in trouble

So big that they don't make me obey the law

Smack people at the Oscars and they applaud

So big Imma have to have a body double

You might also like

[Chorus: Stevi The Demon & *Puff Puff*]

You don't see it right now (Right now)

But I'm about to make it big, it'd be hella dope (Hella dope)

You'll be jealous like "Wow" (Wow)

You don't know it but you're looking at a star, get a telescope (Telescope)

Get a telescope (Telescope), get a telescope (Telescope)

*'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope*

Get a telescope, get a, get a telescope

*'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope*

[Verse 3: DeeJay]

Imma have an escalator in my bedroom

Imma have a shark tank and a baboon

Imma have my very own line of perfume

They gon' carve my face in the side of the moon

Can't use a public restroom at all

Cus' I got fans peeking underneath the stall

Now I got Tom Cruise askin' for a pic

I said "Alright, just try'n make it quick"

[Chorus, Axel Chains, *Stevi the Demon* & **Puff Puff Humbert**]

You don't see it right now

But I won't ever, ever lose, you can tell I won't

You'll be jealous like "Wow!"

You don't know it but you're looking at a star, get a telescope

*Get a telescope, get a telescope*

**'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope**

*Get a telescope, get a, get a telescope*
BreakingNYC

BreakingNYC is Ray's former vlog channel. It was created in 2010 and retired in 2012 and replaced with RunawayPlanet. Season 4 was meant to be in Winter 2012 (like the YFM album) but it was postponed. In the episode Another Bomb Scare, Ray says that a company want to deal with him

Archiving:https://archive.org/details/BreakingNYC/001+Dinner+with+Michelle+Phan+(12.09.2009).flv
Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye cover)

A cover of Gotye "Somebody I used to know"

## (Lyrics)

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so happy you could die

Told myself that you were right for me

But felt so lonely in your company

But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

Like resignation to the end

Always the end

So when we found that we could not make sense

Well you said that we would still be friends

But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over

But you didn't have to cut me off

Make out like it never happened

And that we were nothing

And I don't even need your love

But you treat me like a stranger

And that feels so rough

You didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your records

And then change your number

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over

But had me believing it was always something that I'd done

And I don't wanna live that way

Reading into every word you say

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know...

But you didn't have to cut me off

Make out like it never happened

And that we were nothing

And I don't even need your love

But you treat me like a stranger

And that feels so rough

You didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your records

And then change your number

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Somebody

I used to know

Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Somebody

I used to know

Now you're just somebody that I used to know

I used to know

That I used to know

Somebody...

I used to know

Somebody...

## Videos

Somebody That I Used to KnowSOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW (pop cover of Gotye)
Runaway Thoughts Podcast

**Runaway Thoughts** was Ray and Anna's vlog series in which they answered questions sent in by video from watchers.

## Set Up

Ray and Anna answered questions sent by users via video message. The current question was displayed at the bottom of the screen, with a twitter feed for #runawaythoughts underneath.

There was a segment called "make it or break it" in which Ray and Anna discussed a hypothetical problem where "you've been going out with this person for about two weeks, and you've had four fantastic dates, when they drop a bomb on you". They then discuss whether they would make the relationship work, or break up with the person. Some of the subjects included have been; ninja turtle hands, turning into the opposite gender when coming into contact with water, having a prosthetic ass painted with racing flames, only being able to talk in song lyrics and pooping in cubes.

In episode 54, a segment called "This exists" was started, which showcases some strange items that are available for purchase on the internet, such as a Barack Obama dildo, tortilla chips shaped like the Pope's hat, William Shatner's kidney stone, Justin Timberlake's half-eaten French toast and an 18-year old's virginity. Fap
Fight For Your Right (Beastie Boys cover)

A dance cover of the 1986 Beastie Boys hit “(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right” in memory of the then recently deceased member MCA.

## (Lyrics)

[Intro: Puff Puff Humbert]

Kick it!

Woo!

Ha, ha!

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

Aw, you wake up late for school, but you don't wanna go

You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!"

Aw!

You missed two classes and no homework

But your teacher preaches class like you're some kinda jerk

(What?)

[Hook 1: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains]

You gotta Fight for Your Right to Party!

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

Your pops caught you smoking and he said, "No way!"

But that hypocrite smokes two packs a day!

Man, living at home is such a drag

And now your mom threw away your best porno mag

(Busted!)

[Hook 1: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains]

You gotta Fight for Your Right to Party!

[Bridge: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains]

You gotta Fight!

[Guitar Solo: Benetar]

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains]

"Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear!"

"I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair!"

Aw, your mom busted in and said, "Not this again!"

Yeah, mom you're just jealous 'cause we're YFM!

[Hook 2: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains]

You gotta Fight for Your Right to Party!

Party! (Go! 23×)

Party!

## Videos

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT (dance cover of Beastie Boys)Fight for Your Right
Bartender Song (Rehab cover)

## (Lyrics)

Bartender I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 AM

The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my things out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor

I did what I should have never done

And now I'm sittin here, talking to you

Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart, in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fathers car

Crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away

You know moe I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers till they get here

Yea I know the sun is comin up

And y'all are probably get ready for closin up

But I'm trying to drown my soul

I'm tired of this life on the dirt road

And everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hangin on

Shes got me

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart, in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fathers car

And crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be

Romance is misery

So much for memories

And now I am headed to the penitentiary

See me on TV

The next cop series

I am a danger

I guess I should've did something about my anger

But I never learn

Real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love

And watch it burn

I know it's my fault

But I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit

So I crashed that piece of shit Nova

And now I am going back again

Back to the pen to see my friends

When we all pile off that county van

They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart, in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fathers car

Then crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away

Na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

Well I'm sittin at a bar on the inside

And I'm waitin on ride on the outside

You know I crashed your daddy's car

Then I stepped away

Yeah, I stepped away

You know I crashed your daddys car

Then I stepped away
Micfri

**Nicholas Smith**, better known online as **MicFri**, is an American YouTuber who is best known for his brief stint in Ray William Johnson's YouTube music project titled "Fatty Spins".

## Fatty Spins

The project also consisted a producer/beat-maker named Breeze. According to Micfri himself, he had no creative input in Fatty Spins; he wrote neither the lyrics nor music to any of the tracks. Ray wrote the lyrics and melody to all of the songs, and Breeze wrote some of the beats.
School'd

## (Lyrics)

Now I know my ABC's

Next time won't you sing with me

Smart ass done graduated

A life time of school and we're glad you made it

Umpteen years of learning you fought through

So we brought you things school really taught you

"A", A is for that Adderall

You took cause your study habits bad and all

When you were off chuging that "B" for beer

And I C that you got another D on that exam

Cause you showed up hungover from drinking

And instead of hitting books

You took a hit of E singing

We don't need no edumacation

F the library let's go get wasted

Awe G whiz now you can't even pass why

Cause you came H for hungover from last night

Cause school just ain't what it seems to be

Next time won't you sing with me

[Chorus]

Oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh

Oh oh oh-oh-oh

This is what your school really taught you

Oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh

Oh oh oh-oh-oh

This is what your school really taught you

[Verse 2]

Oh no school gave you issues

So I represent yo narcissism

When you call your parents and they ask what's up

You say I need some money or I need a hug

And you hate it cause you're so J for jaded

Those private school kids done already made it

Their always far ahead and they always have their way

So take that Adderall but drugs are bad mmm K

But when you question school as an investment

Remember getting all the L for love as a freshman

Which bring me to M

All that marijuana you went N tried with your friends

In your bedroom smoking felling down on yourself

O and remember when you wished you had some wealth

So you can skip class and live for free but

Next time won't you sing with me

[Chorus]

P is for the party and you better enjoy it

Cause you'll soon be in the Q at the unemployment

Like yo R you waiting on the government cheese

Cause I could have sworn you went and got your degree

You should have S for studied more

You could have gotten far

Instead of chuging long island T's at the bar

You took that easy course you barely have to read in

Like U dat's for underwater basket weaving

You lost your V card like you didn't really need it but

W for writing papers using Wikipedia

Remember your X who you met at the kegger

You'll forget what you studied but you'll never forget her

So Y you waste your time doing all that thinking

When you didn't get your Z's cause you were out drinking?

Next time won't you sing with me

[Chorus]

Now take your ass back to class