Masks are for Losers

"*I feel fine, so I guess now I gotta make this video about how it's my choice to kill your grandma or whatever.*"
―Bad Boy Salvia
Masks are for Losers is the 117th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on July 21, 2020.

## Summary

Bad Boy Salvia is upset because everyone is telling him to wear a mask for COVID-19 even though he doesn't like being told what to do. He gets all of his news from Facebook and thinks its his right to kill people's grandmas. He posts some comments in an anti-mask Facebook group but then he finds someone posting a bunch of shirtless old men in it.

Bad Boy Salvia goes on Twitter and gets upset because Gavin Newsom is telling everyone to wear a mask. He finds a person conducting a dubious scientific experiment to prove that masks block oxygen flow and Bad Boy Salvia relates it to the time he saw everyone in a hospital suddenly drop dead. He replies to another tweet but accidentally posts furry porn. Then he watches a video explaining the health problems associated with wearing masks, but it explains that they're not dangerous and he gets upset. The comments are getting upset too, so he adds one of his own. Then he takes a passionate Juul break while the sponsored ad for Raycon.

Bad Boy Salvia is excited because he finds anti-maskers wearing masks that will still get people killed. Then he watches a bunch of crazy people freaking out in public and wonders why someone wouldn't want to be like them. Then he realizes one of them died from coronavirus and Bad Boy Salvia admits there might be a good reason to wear a mask.

Then he posts a comment on Facebook about sucking off old people and his account gets deleted.

## Comments

*IF THE MEDIA NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE VIRUS, WOULD YOU KNOW IT EVEN EXISTED? ANSWER HONESTLY*
- an anti-masker

*Brooo this is an excellent point, thanks for putting it like that I feel like I owe you big time -- lemme know and I'll come suck your dad's dick for free*
- Baboy Salvia

*With Walmart, Sam's and Publix all requiring masks does anyone have a suggestion for where I can go grocery shopping without a mask?We live in Orlando by the way.PS: even though there is a county wide mask rule we have been ignoring it and no one has said anything to us.*
- an anti-masker

*I got you brah, I'm in Orlando too and you can come raid my fridge and pantry for whatever you need so long as you bring your dad so I can suck his dick*
- Baboy Salvia

*Yo what's up fellow bad boys and girls, so happy! could find a community where like everyone's working together and sharing the FACTS and not STUPID LAMESTREAM MEDIA LIES brah. Anyway if anyone's got like a depressed dad out there here's a pic of my mouth circumference lemme know if his dick would fit in here and I'll cheer him up.*
- Baboy Salvia

- @\_Proud\_American

*WOW this explains why my doctor dropped dead in the middle of my annual check-up. When I ran out of the room to get help, everyone out there was dead too. Asphyxiated by all the carbon dioxide in their masks. The poor sons of bitches never saw it coming. I stole all their wallets*
- Bad Boy Salvia

*I cant stand this kung flu virus these liberals are spreading FAKE NEWS! This virus isnt spreading numbers are going down! These useless masks are the liberals fault. #MAGA#fuckmasks #nomask #fakecovid #libtards*
- @Spencer68143286

*Bro you're so right I went to my local grocery store and they were making us all line up like animals -- even took a pic, here check it out*
- Bad Boy Salvia

*I cant stand this kung flu virus these liberals are spreading FAKE NEWS! This virus isnt spreading numbers are going down! These useless masks are the liberals fault. #MAGA#fuckmasks #nomask #fakecovid #libtards*
- @Spencer68143286

*My bad sorry that was the wrong pic, I don't even know how that got on my computer I'm not into that stuff*
- Bad Boy Salvia

*Listen kid, I try to keep it calm when I'm speaking my mind and shit but this video made me so mad I'm about to sacrifice my cat to a toilet ritual. Bro the only way you're getting me to put a mask over my face is if it's made out of pussy. Wait hold up I didn't mean that in a serial killer way I'm just trying to make the point that I eat tons of pussy, and also that no amount of scientific or medical data is gonna make me wear a mask. I did all my own research bitch and even though I'm not an expert in literally anything, I know for a fact that all masks do is make you sick and not in a Hoobastank kinda way where there's like tasty riffs everywhere. My whole family goes without masks to the store, to the beach, to the burn ward where they play acoustic Dave Matthews Band cover songs, and only two of us have died from the so-called coronavirus that was invented by Bill Gates. That's why I pirated my copy of Windows 10 because I dunno what that son of a bitch is putting in those discs. Anyway gimme a like if you're on my team because we're all proud of how we think and yo if we die we die lol don't forget to throw some pussy in the coffin when they bury me*
- Erik

*BRO THESE MASKS RULE! Man I love how smart all my anti-mask white middle aged vaccine truther ladies are with these protests. Sometimes I wish I had the gall to mock a state mandated mask order by making it look like I'm doing the thing that supposedly staves off the spread of a highly infectious virus when really I'm not doing shit because at the end of the day I only care about myself. It's like, what aren't they telling us about these masks? How come the only information I'm seeing about the dangers of masks is from some 40 year old alcoholic bitch on Facebook who was getting kicked out of restaurants before it was cool for berating the manager over the amount of dressing on her niçoise salad?**We all gotta rise up to their level of intelligence and critical thinking because if anyone knows what's really going on, it's the people who just started using the internet like six years ago. God damn dude I wish I was 48 years old so I could have already married one of these women straight out of high school and stayed in my hometown forever with her as she gets more and more knowledgeable about essential oils and dangerous vaccine chemicals to the point where it's a cause for celebration when we finally have a kid that doesn't die from polio. That's the kind of person I want in charge of the way I think, and thank you to all you bad mamas and papas for jumping on the internet and inundating us with all your totally useful medical advice. I dunno where we'd be without you folks, but if I had to guess I'd say we'd probably be a lot more overpopulated. Bad Boy Salvia over and out, tap water gives you AIDS*
- Erik

*Show of hands! How many of you are going to keep walking into mandated mask locations without a mask, like a boss?!? 🙋‍♀️*
- an anti-masker

*I was giving out free blowjobs in a retirement home last week and the orderlies kept trying to kick me out, I had to beat the entire staff
unconscious before I could get back to work. Unfortunately turns out everyone there died of Covid but at least I don't have to let one of those big government doctors steal DNA out of my nose with one of their evil "tests” -- because my mouth was all over the place there's no way I didn't get sick*
- Baboy Salvia

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