Non-Canon Supports

## Julius and Olivia

### D Support

* **Julius**: Walking down a dark alley...doo-doo-doo-doo...nothing bad will happen...doo-doo-doo-doo. Woah. Damn girl, you look fine.

* **Olivia**: Gah! *Stop staring*!

* **Julius**: OW! Bitch what the fuck?! You just stabbed me! All I said was you look fine!

* **Olivia**: *I didn't want to do this*!

* **Julius**: Isn't that my line- BITCH NO! AH! Why are you doing this?!

* **Olivia**: *I can fight too*!

* **Julius**: Yes I can see that- OW! OW! OW! STOP IT!

* **Olivia**: *Oh let this be over*!

* **Julius**: Urk...I think it is...fuck...

## Potato and Wheelchair

### C Support

* **Wheelchair**: ...

* **Potato**: ...

* **Wheelchair**: ...

* **Potato**: Oh hey look we can talk.

* **Wheelchair**: Wow, we can! What fun.

* **Potato**: Seriously, what fun? My- I mean, George's wheelchair isn't a fucking pansy. Start over.

* **Signele**: No, you start over.

* **George**: You're breaking character...

* **Signele**: I'll be breaking your face...

...

* **George**: Whatever, so much for my career in ventriloquoy.

* **Signele**: Don't quit your day job.

* **George**: I will shove this potato down your throat.

## Esh-Ban and Spencer

### C Support

* **Spencer**: It's you! I've finally cornered you, Esh Ban.

* **Esh-Ban**: Oh, have you? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

* **Spencer**: Yes, I do think I have. Your reign of tyranny and murder ends here, scum!

* **Esh-Ban**: Oh, will it? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

* **Spencer**: It will, and it will end with your chest going through my blade! The future will not be a living hell!

* **Esh-Ban**: Oh, has it already? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

* **Spencer**: I don't understand why you're still doing this. I'm about to kill you. Die with dignity.

* **Esh-Ban**: Doing what? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

* **Spencer**: That! The whole questioning what I say and then laughing thing.

* **Esh-Ban**: Then just kill me already! As you can see, I can't really move.

* **Spencer**: I will! Goodbye, foul scum!

* **Esh-Ban**: Are you hesitating to make me feel worse or are you trying to figure out where you stab will hurt most?

* **Spencer**: I...give me a second! I'm trying to work this out.

* **Esh-Ban**: Work what out? Just stab me for heavens sake!

* **Spencer**: Ugh, I can't, alright! Not as easily as you think it should be, at least...

* **Esh-Ban**: And why's that, Spencer?

* **Spencer**: ...I just didn't ever think I'd be the one to kill you.

* **Esh-Ban**: You, the leader of those Time Traveling kiddies, are afraid of landing the final blow?

* **Spencer**: Look man, Augustus is usually the one who does the killing. That or Harley gives me a stern talking to before any battles.

* **Esh-Ban**: So you're telling me you're afraid of killing? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

* **Spencer**: No, not at all! Just not prepared to kill someone of such importance. If you could just wait here for a moment, I'm sure I could get Kelsie to burn you alive or something...

* **Esh-Ban**: Nononononono. You either kill me right now or you let me go and let someone else do the deed. I can't wait forever!

* **Spencer**: Fine, fine. I'll do it...eventually.

* **Esh-Ban**: Do you have a book or anything on you? The longer the better, might as well do something while you hesitate.

* **Spencer**: I'm not hesitating!! I'm just considering if this is actually the right thing to do.

* **Esh-Ban**: Oh? You don't think this is right? Aw, I'm flattered, but I only like chicks.

* **Spencer**: Oh gods, nothing like that! I just doubt that I should be killing you.

* **Esh-Ban**: AHAHAHA, you're a coward! You're a leader of people and you're a COWARD!

* **Spencer**: Hey, I wanted Augustus or Justice to lead us! Don't blame me for all the girls in our ranks voting me.

* **Esh-Ban**: ...

* **Spencer**: What?

* **Esh-Ban**: YOU DECIDED WHO WOULD LEAD YOU ALL...WITH A VOTE???

* **Spencer**: Yeah. Democracy and stuff, man.

* **Esh-Ban**: You're a fool. Step down and let someone else lead.

* **Spencer**: I think Justice is too busy trying to prove himself to Knifez to be a valid choice as leader.

* **Esh-Ban**: Anyone is better than a coward!

* **Spencer**: Oh yeah?

* **Esh-Ban**: ...yeah. Yeah, anyone would be.

* **Spencer**: Ugh, I guess you're right.

* **Esh-Ban**: Of course I am.

* **Spencer**: I think I'm gonna go ask if Augustus or Justice want to try and lead us. Thanks for this chat, Esh Ban.

* **Esh-Ban**: Anytime, Spencer. Just doing my part!

* **Spencer**: Right. I'll see you around, hopefully cornered by someone who isn't me.

* **Esh-Ban**: Ditto.

## Chase and Signele

### B Support

* **Signele**: Chaaaaaaaase.

* **Chase**: No. We aren’t doing this.

* **Signele**: We aren’t? What are we even doing? I was just greeting you.

* **Chase**: You’ve got murder in your eyes. I can see it.

* **Signele**: …Nope! Just the usual happiness I get when I see someone who tried killing me once.

* **Chase**: Tried killing you? I was daydreaming. There was no trying.

* **Signele**: No, that was you trying to kill me.

* **Chase**: You know what? It wasn’t. And the fact that you’re so insistent on telling me that it was kind of makes me wish I had my sword on me right now.

* **Signele**: W-what? You’d kill a sweet little bunny like me?

* **Chase**: You’re kind of asking for it. Telling me over and over again that I had tried to, so maybe now I should.

* **Signele**: But I’m not a bad bunny! You…you evil man-spawn!

* **Chase**: Names don’t make things better.

* **Signele**: Wait, come back! Shit, he’s gonna actually kill me and that’s gonna be the end of my storyline and there’s just so much I’ve been meaning to do in life!

* **Chase**: Hey look, my sword. Right around the corner like I thought it was.

* **Signele**: I don’t like the look of murder in YOUR eyes.

* **Chase**: There’s no murder here. Just doing what you’ve so kindly asked of me…at the price of your armor. Sellswords only act on payment, after all.

* **Signele**: H-h-hey, please don’t press that sword in my face! This isn’t okay!

* **Chase**: You’re just scared to face death.

* **Signele**: Mostly because I’ve done this before, but…

* **Chase**: Hm, turning into a giant rabbit? Means more of a pelt for me to show everyone later. You’ve just made this easy.

## Joos and Signele

### S Support

* **Signele**: Joos, what's wrong?

* **Joos**: I'll tell you what's wrong, you la—

* **Signele**: Good. With my big bunny ears I could hear that you said nothing was wrong in the future.

* **Joos**: ...Yeaaaaaaaaah.

* **Signele**: So, really, what's the matter?

* **Joos**: \*sigh\* It's hard to put it in words, but...

* **Signele**: I don't care, you're a man-spawn. Just spit it out.

* **Joos**: (I got it!)

* **Signele**: Got what?

* **Joos**: The thing.

* **Signele**: What thing?!

* **Joos**: The special thing!

* **Signele**: You're going to cut my ears off, aren't you!!!

* **Joos**: What, no—

* **Signele**: Of course you would! You're nothing but man-spawn!

* **Joos**: \*sigh\* Just listen for once.

* **Signele**: I don't obey man-spawn.

* **Joos**: What if I told you I was a Taguel?

* **Signele**: Then you'd be lying.

* **Joos**: Yeaaaaaah. But I almost got you, huh?

* **Signele**: No.

* **Joos**: Whatever, look, what I wanted to say is...

* **Signele**: Isssssssssssssss???

* **Joos**: (takes out ring from pocket) I want you to be the bunny to my spawn.

* **Signele**: (gasps, looks shocked) What? Are you serious??

* **Joos**: Well, yeah. Whaddya say?

* **Signele**: I say you're an asshole man-spawn! I'm NOTHING like you!

* **Joos**: What.

* **Signele**: Bunny to your spawn? I'm not bunny spawn! I am a good bunny!

* **Joos**: I meant it as a cute kinda thing...

* **Signele**: Well your man-spawn cute stuff just insulted my entire race...man-spawn!

* **Joos**: Signele, calm down. I'm sorry.

* **Signele**: Sorry won't help heal the hole you put in my heart! I'm NOTHING like spawn!

* **Joos**: (snaps) You know what?! You're annoying, you're bitchy, and you're rude. (picks up nearby sword off floor) We're low on food supplies anyways. I'm sure Knifez won't min—

* **Signele**: (slaps Joos with bunny ears and kicks him) You're crazy! This bunny will not be marrying you! (storms off)

* **Joos**: Well...that happened. I wonder if DJ is still willing to give me a chance...

## Julius and Kate

### S Support

* **Kate**: Hey Julius!

* **Julius**: Hey Kate, you ready for our killer dance routine for the rest of the Shepherds tonight?

* **Kate**: What do you mean, killer? (eyes narrow)

* **Julius**: I meant to say FUCKING EPIC! (raises hand for high five)

* **Kate**: (eyes him oddly) Something's off about you...you feeling okay?

* **Julius**: Er...yes? Just super stoked for our—

* **Kate**: Oh, that's it, you're stoned!

* **Julius**: What?! I said stok—

* **Kate**: Never fear my twinkle toe partner! I'll make sure Grace takes care of you ASAP! Maybe inform Knifez our dancer is drinking on the job...

* **Julius**: \*sigh\* Yeah, alright. Look, are you ready to dance or what?

* **Kate**: What dance?

* **Julius**: The one we've practiced for!

* **Kate**: You can't dance, you're an alcoholic drunk!

* **Julius**: I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Trust me.

* **Kate**: \*sigh\* Alright, fine, let's dance.

…

* **Kate**: JULIUS YOU FELL DOWN FIVE TIMES AND STARTED STRIPPING!!

* **Julius**: Uh...part of the routine?

* **Kate**: GEORGE NEARLY KILLED YOU! DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO GRACE!?

* **Julius**: Alright, so smelling her hair while dancing wasn't the best of ideas.

* **Kate**: YOU ARE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU!?

* **Julius**: ...That's beside the point. What matters is the royals were laughing and Florence was totally checking me out!

* **Kate**: \*sigh\* She was thinking if she needed to pull the blade out herself. You're lucky Knifez stopped her.

* **Julius**: Psh, nobody can withstand the almighty power of my dancing anyways!

* **Kate**: Oh, I'm sure we can't. Nobody WANTED to watch!

* **Julius**: You're just jealous your footing wasn't as good!

* **Kate**: You were barely on your feet the entire time!

* **Julius**: Whatever, look, I just want to go back to the barracks and take a nice long nap. The dance went great and we'll totally be doing this again someday, right?

* **Kate**: (bursts out laughing) Only thing I'll do with you now is escort you out the camp. I doubt you'll be here much longer. (Kate leaves)

* **Julius**: Wait...did she say escort into the barracks? SCORE!

## Sam and Pika

### S Support

* **Sam**: Pika, stay behind! I have some important things to inform you about.

* **Pika**: Yes, Sam? What is it??

* **Sam**: Brace yourself, soldier. It's important.

* **Pika**: Alright, lay it at me.

* **Sam**: I'm telling you, it's serious.

* **Pika**: Yes sir, I understand that.

* **Sam**: It's deadly important you understand what I'm about to say.

* **Pika**: I GET IT!

* **Sam**: How do you get it if you don't know what I said yet?

* **Pika**: I get that it's important.

* **Sam**: Hm...right. Just get ready to hear what I'm ABOUT to say.

* **Pika**: \*nod\*

* **Sam**: Well, are you ready?

* **Pika**: \*nod\*

* **Sam**: Say you're ready!

* **Pika**: JUST FUCKING SAY IT!

* **Sam**: I think you're the traitor.

* **Pika**: W-what?!

* **Sam**: It's so obvious.

* **Pika**: What did I do wrong!??!

* **Sam**: You never kiss me, first of all—

* **Pika**: I MEAN ABOUT ME BEING THE TRAITOR!

* **Sam**: Oh, right. Well, I did notice you staying up after curfew.

* **Pika**: To help YOU 'unwind!'

* **Sam**: Yeah, but you still stayed up.

* **Pika**: SO DID YOU, THEN!

* **Sam**: I was asleep the whole time, you REALLY don't know how slow you—

* **Pika**: Alright, enough about how we made Harley. Is there any other proof as to why I'm a traitor?

* **Sam**: You probably tried to bore me to death while we fu—

* **Pika**: SAM!

* **Sam**: Alright, alright...look, I saw you kill Knifez.

* **Pika**: HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

* **Sam**: Uh, what!?

* **Knifez**: \*cough\*

* **Pika**: You fucked up, Sam. You fucked up.

* **Sam**: You barely fuck at a—you know what, I'll stop it.

* **Knifez**: You better, Sam. Don't think I won't kick you out of here when I see fit.

* **Sam**: But you can't! I need to inform Esh-Ban—I...uh...I need to inform the castle about what we do outside of it!

* **Knifez**: \*gasp\* It can't be...are you the traitor?

* **Pika**: I can't believe I got to third base with a traitor!

* **Sam**: Yeah yeah, okay. I'm the traitor. But c'mon, the pay is SO much better when you have two jobs!

* **Knifez**: (puts blade to Sam's throat) You're a conniving scumbag who's dying tonight.

* **Sam**: (pushes blade away) Yeah, but then you'd ALSO lose your best tactician! Look, let me be, I won't fuck up anything but Pi—uh, anything again. Promise!

* **Pika**: \*sigh\*

* **Knifez**: \*sigh\* Fine. One more mistake and I swear I'll get Aloasa to curse you with a million misfiguration spells.

* **Sam**: Got it. (Knifez walks away)

* **Pika**: You disgust me.

* **Sam**: \*sigh\* Hey, can't blame me.

* **Pika**: YES, YES I CAN! (storms off)

* **Sam**: \*shrug\* Well, at least I got my happy ending...well, happy beginning turned terribly wrong.

## DJ and Chase

### S Support

* **DJ**: Oh, there you are, Chase!

* **Chase**: I've been here the whole time, my lo—DJ.

* **DJ**: That's weird.

* **Chase**: Why is that weird?

* **DJ**: Because you haven't moved for like 4 hours then.

* **Chase**: I...uh...not literally!

* **DJ**: Hm, yeah.

* **Chase**: \*cough\* Anyways...what did you want to say?

* **DJ**: Just wanted to talk to you about something really important today.

* **Chase**: Mhm?

* **DJ**: Well, it's just...

* **Chase**: C'mon, spit it out! I won't bite! I mean, unless you want me to! I wouldn't mind...wait, did I just say that out loud?

* **DJ**: Hm?

* **Chase**: Nothing, nothing! Just keep talking.

* **DJ**: Alright, so I just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of proposing to someone...

* **Chase**: Oh my gosh, that's great news DJ! Who's the lucky girl?

* **DJ**: It's not a girl...

* **Chase**: Oh, really? (SCORE! FUCKING SCORE!!!)

* **DJ**: Yeah, it's a HOT girl!! Haha.

* **Chase**: Oh, uh...haha.

* **DJ**: You don't sound too thrilled.

* **Chase**: Well, I thought that, well, y'know...

* **DJ**: Oh, by the heavens! You didn't think I'd propose to you, did you?

* **Chase**: \*awkwardly rubs neck\*

* **DJ**: \*laughs\* Oh, that's awkward. You of all people should know I'd never date a filthy old swordsell!

* **Chase**: It's sellsword.

* **DJ**: Still poor!

* **Chase**: Look, whatever. Who are you thinking of marrying?

* **DJ**: Florence.

* **Chase**: What!? I thought you were grossed out by her advances!

* **DJ**: Always play hard to get, my friend.

* **Chase**: Right. I think I'm going to leave.

* **DJ**: Why's that?

* **Chase**: Because you just broke my heart!

* **DJ**: Oh, did I? Have Grace check that out, wait no, don't do that, she's busy with Augustus. Go look for Ra—

* **Chase**: Goodbye, DJ. Asshole...

* **DJ**: That was weird. It's almost as if he loved me!