Meet The Parents

**"Meet The Parents"** is the 3rd episode of the 2nd season of Carl and the 13th episode overall.

## Plot

Talia and Dry bones are in a forest. Talia says that they have been going out for four months and that she really enjoyed their time together and asks him to have dinner with her and her parents to which Dry Bones plead her to not break up with him.

At school, the class is introduced to Coach Johnson, the new physical education teacher who supposedly did fifteen years in the military. Gordy asks what happened to Coach Rohnson and Johnson yells at him to get out of his chair. Coach Johnson says that he is going to run a tight ship so they will have to listen up. Flaig says that they don't have to listen to him but Gooper tells him to shut up and let the teacher talk. Coach Johnson makes Gooper a team captain for that. Coach Johnson says that they will be starting with a game called British Bulldogs. The game starts and then becomes painful as people are hitting each other. Carl says it is like the mall in Black Friday and Blooper states that he lost a limb and thanks god that they grow back. Dry Bones says that he needs help on something and tells his friends that Talia wants him to have dinner with her parents. Carl says it shouldn't be that bad and Boo tells him to tell him about the mansion. Blooper tells him to not mention any of the made up shlock and Carl tells him to be honest. Dry Bones worries if Talia's dad wouldn't like him and could force them to break up. Carl asks if he is going to lie and Dry Bones says he isn't necessarily going to lie but say some things that aren't true but Blooper tells him that's what lying is. Dry Bones asks to message Carl if he needs advice and Carl supposes but asks why him. Dry Bones says that Boo is dense and Blooper will talk about useless crap like politics. Blooper says that he will probably need the information but is interrupted by the British Bulldog players that then attack Dry Bones.

Later that day, Dry Bones complains about learning trigonometry and Blooper tells him that it's used for measuring large areas like a soccer pitch. Dry Bones asks who has time to measure a soccer pitch and then Carl tells them to shush because the girls are coming. Roxanne asks Dry Bones how has it been going for four months of being with Talia. Dry Bones says it is pretty cool. Kylie says that she is surprised that he managed to get a girlfriend at all. Talia tells Dry Bones to ignore her because she is just jealous that he is going to have dinners with her parents. Dry Bones asks what is everyone else doing tomorrow. Roxanne says that Tucker is taking her out since he got a new car. Kylie says that she has a blind date and Grace says she isn't doing anything. Blooper then tells Grace that Carl wanted to tell her something but Carl denies it but Blooper encourages him to tell her so Carl asks Grace if he wants to hang out in his place tomorrow and Grace accepts. Carl hopes to see her there and Kylie says it is his house so why wouldn't he be there. Roxanne says that they got to go now and that Tucker is picking him up in his new car. Talia then says to see them later. Dry Bones gets mad at Carl and said that he said that he would help him out with Talia. Carl asks if he is supposed to sit around and do nothing until he asks for help and Dry Bones answers yes. Blooper tells him to calm down and tells him that he can't sit there talking to Carl all evening with Talia and her parents next to him and Carl then tells him to sneak into the bathroom if he needs any advice. Dry Bones then says that if anything goes wrong he is going to blame him. Boo asks what did he do and then Dry Bones tells him he did nothing.