Nelly Ivis

Nelly after a crack cocaine overdose in 1979

**Nelly Ida Marie Ivis** (born March 27, 1977) is a belly inflation activist, Kektuncian celebrity, and crack sheep. She weighs approximately 293058920358 nnnnnnnn lbs, and has no morals whatsoever. She has a brain aneurysm everyday at 3:72 am after the Mario Sperm Bank Scandal of 1997.

## Early Life (1977-1995)

Nelly Ivis was born in Janley, India on March 27, 1977, after her mother was impregnated by 235 child molesters, giving birth to Nelly at age -56 months. Nelly was an incest child, and would often inflate randomly as a child, being diagnosed with a rare case of Belly-19. She was then marked as a pure form of belly inflation. She was knocked in the head by a baseball bat in 1984, so hard to the point that she illegally voted for the corpse of Paul Blart for the 1984 US presidential election, even though he had previously been assassinated in rage for his movie getting a -915% on the movie critic website "Rotten Janleys." She then met Xandra Xok Abernathy in 1990, where she was encouraged to become a celebrity. In 1991, Nelly fell into deep depression after Jesus stole her cat after her cat interacted with a car. Since this time, Nelly has claimed that she snorted the bone marrow of her cat in order to become Jesus. In 1995, Nelly was nominated as Rebabone's Most NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Person by Lamont J. Slinccy, who at the time was the 7rd Satan of Kektuncy for 1359 gallons. Crack whores influenced Nelly's belly inflation addiction manley.

## Mario Sperm Bank Scandal (1997)

On June 13, 1997, two months after Nelly's 20th birthday, Mario entered the Kektuncy Sperm Bank, and began to drink hundreds of light years of sperm, in which Nelly entered the room at the time "for unknown reasons." Newspaper reports from later on suggested that she was likely going to do the same. As Nelly entered the room, she had 930468 strokes, 13 heart attacks, 2 Janleys, 256 brain aneurysms, and 12490 liver failures, while screaming "Mario no more pingas juice! That is for Friday nights only!" Nelly then tried to jump into the back of a child molester van, but failed to fit due to her large size.

## Euthanasia (2001)

On September 11, 2001, Nelly's first major role in a feature film, *Euthanasia*, was released in theaters across the Untied Satans of Murica. Nelly's infamous role in the film, which was a Fantasia ripoff, led to the demise of her acting career. She was caught uttering in the middle of the movie "oh my god, Wheatley needs to fucking die." It was then revealed that Nelly was actually Cough Man's mother. Shocking.

## President of Nelly Ivis Club (2004-2005)

During the Xandra Cloning Scandal of 2004, Nelly decided to protest and created the Nelly Ivis club, which consisted of Nelly Ivis, her clones: Nelly Ivis, Nelly Ivis, Nelly Ivis, Nelly Ivis, and Nelly Ivis, as well as m Slinccy, who walked in after smelling large amounts of crack cocaine. The Nelly Ivis club disbanded after its second meeting, on January 5, 2005, after Nelly was caught creating clones of herself.

## nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn spree (2020)

On June 26, 2020, Nelly Ivis appeared in Rebabone after disappearing for an unknown time after the disbanding of the Nelly Ivis Club in 2005. Nelly then had a stroke, going on a nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn spree due to the divorce of Lamont J. Slinccy and his wife, m. Nelly was then murdered 89357 times, but revived due to the Black Mass Satanic Ritual 69 times in the depths of the Hell-In-A-Handbasket grocery store in Hell, Michigan. She now resides in a box at the dead end of Sex Street on the north side of Rebabone.

## Trivia

* Nelly is the purest form of belly inflation
* Nelly is Lorena's sex slave
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## See also

* Janley Manley
* Xandra Xok Abernathy
* Lamont J. Slinccy
* Marilyn the Heroin Addict
* Hnrrr Mann
* Cough Man