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Bandana Waddle Dee

**Bandana Waddle Dee**, known simply as **Waddle Dee** prior to *Kirby: Triple Deluxe*, or simply known as **Bandana Dee**, is a major and recurring supporting character in the *Kirby* series. As his name implies, he is a Waddle Dee wearing a blue bandana on his head. His weapon of choice is usually a spear, but sometimes he wields a parasol. Originally shown to be King Dedede's most loyal subject, he is now shown to be Kirby's closest friend and sometimes even assists him in battling the king.

Bandana Waddle Dee debuted in *Kirby Super Star* as the first opponent in Megaton Punch. His first major role was in *Kirby Super Star Ultra*, as the secondary antagonist of Revenge of the King. After this, he appeared as one of the four playable protagonists of *Kirby's Return to Dream Land*, and has starred in nearly every game in the *Kirby* series since.

In the M8W series, he first appears in the 2-part episode *M8W: Stupid Kirby and the Forgor Land* as a major character, along with Kirby and Elfilin. Later, he makes several minor appearances in that same series.

## External links

* Bandana Waddle Dee - WiKirby: it's a wiki, about Kirby!
Waddle Dee

**Waddle Dees** are a species of very peaceful creatures that are a common sight in Dream Land, in the wider Popstar region, and on many other planets. Named for their waddling gait, Waddle Dees are about the same size as Kirby, and have a slightly pear-shaped body with orange-red skin, fingerless stubs for arms, and two feet which are typically yellow, but may also be tan or a light orange. Their faces are tan in color and consist of two dark brown eyes, two cheek blushes, and no mouth or nose (though Waddle Dees are known to speak and eat despite lacking mouths). While most Waddle Dees are orange or red, there also are green, yellow, blue, or golden Waddle Dees to be found.

Overall, Waddle Dees are depicted as peaceful denizens of Dream Land that seldom fight actively. Instead, they usually just waddle around in stages and leap in the air occasionally, neither paying attention to, nor actively attacking Kirby. While they are generally not much of a threat, they usually damage Kirby if they run into him or if he touches them. Many, but not all Waddle Dees seem to have affiliated themselves with King Dedede, and those that have usually show a great amount of respect and loyalty towards their leader, even if they sometimes acknowledge his character flaws. King Dedede often employs them as servants, soldiers, and guards, giving the latter of these spears to use to varying degrees of effectiveness. Among the most loyal of these is Bandana Waddle Dee, named after his blue bandana, who also happens to be friends with Kirby.

In the M8W series, this same species made various major and minor appearances in several episodes, including the 2-part episode *M8W: Stupid Kirby and the Forgor Land*.

## External links

* Waddle Dee - WiKirby: it's a wiki, about Kirby!
Mad8Warrior Wiki

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Romuald the Reindeer

Romuald the Reindeer is a British children's animated series, created by Robin Lyons and Andrew Offiler, and produced by Siriol Productions and La Fabrique in association with EVA Entertainment.

## Plot

The series takes place in Reindeersville, Lapland, a community of Christmas reindeer. The reindeer populace can all fly, and use their antlers like hands, playing instruments, picking up phones, etc. The focus is on Romuald Haroldson, a sullen teen reindeer, and his misadventures.

## Videos

Romuald the Reindeer - Migration WorldRomuald the Reindeer - Pen Pals
Planet Popstar

**Planet Popstar** (sometimes referred to with the title **World of Miracles**), or simply **Popstar** (also spelled **PopStar** or **Pop Star**) is the home planet of Kirby and the main setting of the *Kirby* games and anime.

In M8W series, this planet is one of the main places, especially in the presence of Kirby and his friends.

## External links

* Planet Popstar - Kirby Wiki - Fandom
* Popstar - WiKirby: it's a wiki, about Kirby!
Kirby

**Kirby** is the overall main character of the M8W series (alongside Mad8Warrior) and first appeared in the first Gmod video on the channel. He is also the overall main protagonist of his videos in this same series.

## Appearance

Kirby is a pink ball with constant blush marks, blue eyes, and red feet.

## Personality

In the M8W series, Kirby acts closer to what could be considered a 30 year-old mentally deficient drunk man that's obsessed with food. He could be compared to Mario from another similar YouTube series.

## Trivia

* He occasionally uses Patrick Star's voice in some videos.
Johnny

**“**Will you marry me, Karen?**”**
— M8W: Stupid Kirby and the Forgor Land Part 2

**Johnny** is an Awoofy appearing in M8W: Stupid Kirby and the Forgor Land Part 2. He is seen on a cliff with another Awoofy, named Karen, who he proposes to. Karen happily accepts, but then Drill Kirby, comes out of the rocks which sends Karen flying. He then looks at Johnny, who is still holding the ring in shock. He then assumes that Johnny is proposing to him so he asks him why he is "gay". Johnny gets upset by this.
Fecto Elfilis

**Fecto Elfilis**, titled the **Ultimate Life-Form**, is the final boss of *Kirby and the Forgotten Land*'s main story. They are the form that Fecto Forgo takes after they absorb Elfilin, the embodiment of their compassion. Without Elfilin, Fecto Elfilis reverts back into Fecto Forgo, but they have some time before they revert all the way, seeming to slowly melt back into their gelatinous form. This form is likely the form the original "ID-F86" specimen was in when they arrived in the New World. Even with their more compassionate side, Elfilis's main goal is invading other planets, according to their figure description.

In the M8W series, this creature only appeared as one of the main antagonists in the episode *M8W: Stupid Kirby and the Forgor Land*. In this, this monster emerged when the Fecto Forgo captured Elfilin and showed its true form, starting the true final battle.

## External links

* Fecto Elfilis - WiKirby: it's a wiki, about Kirby!
Rosalina

**Rosalina**, also known as **Princess Rosalina**, is the princess and the protector of the galaxies and cosmos, being also a minor character in the M8W series.

## General Information

Rosalina first appears in *M8W: Kirby's Stupid Space ADVENTURE*, where she was doing random stuff on a planet that Kirby and Mad8Warrior crashed onto. So, Mad8Warrior managed to steal her star power without her noticing, although Kirby wanted to knock her out with a bat and then steal the star power.

## Personality

Rosalina appears to be quite unintelligent, as seen when she was just dancing around stupidly and didn't even notice that Mad8Warrior stole her star power.
King Dedede

**King Dedede**, also known as **King DeDeDe**, or simply **Dedede**, is Kirby's arch-rival who is a blue penguin with a huge hammer as a weapon. He lives in the Castle Dedede, being the Dream Land's ruler and having various Waddle Dees as his servants.

In the M8W series, King Dedede made major and minor appearances in several episodes, including the 2-part episode *M8W: Stupid Kirby and the Forgor Land*.

## External links

* King Dedede at Super Mario Wiki, the Mario encyclopedia
* King Dedede - WiKirby: it's a wiki, about Kirby!
Castle Dedede

**Castle Dedede** is a famous structure in Dream Land, home to King Dedede, a retinue of Waddle Dee servants, and a number of other denizens depending on the game or setting it is featured in. Castle Dedede has taken on a number of different appearances throughout the series, but has centered around two essential designs. The first of these is the one that was established in *Kirby's Dream Land* - being a squared-off two-tiered castle with towers at each corner and a gate and windows which resemble a dour face. The second one is a more elaborate and large castle topped by a massive dome which is featured most prominently in *Kirby: Right Back at Ya!* and a number of games which released shortly after it. Starting with *Kirby: Triple Deluxe*, the classic look of the castle would return and continue to be used to the present day, last appearing in *Kirby Star Allies*.

In addition to inconsistencies regarding appearance, Castle Dedede is also often located in a number of different areas within Dream Land. It is most commonly found atop Mt. Dedede, but it can also be located in gentler grassier areas more akin to where Kirby's House is. Castle Dedede is often subject to partial or total destruction throughout the *Kirby* series, either at the hands of Kirby himself or from villains.

In Mad8Warrior series, this castle is one of the main places, especially in the presence of Kirby and his friends.

## External links

* Castle Dedede - WiKirby: it's a wiki, about Kirby!
Mutual Nutting Day

Mutual Nutting Day was designated as the Tuesday during one of the Colorado incursions into Florida. The designation came from the fact that the itinerary for that day originally was just "mutual nutting," with "Skyway" being added on later. When questioned about what exactly mutual nutting entailed, Jacob would cryptically laugh and dodge the question.

## Song

A song was eventually written for Mutual Nutting Day, with the lyrics as follows:

**"And when they find out what's in store**

**With the fiddler crab claw, they will sure-**

**-ly RUN AWAY**

**On Mutual Nutting Day..."**
Pirate Day

There be treasure

Pirate Day is an annual extravaganza that involves swashbuckling pirates, spooky legends, and valuable doubloons. The celebration was created by James and served as a revitalization of the Gang's creative juices after a long period of dormancy. Pirate Day was a day-long event that involved cryptic riddles, treasure hunts, and fishing.

## Traditions

As with any holiday, Pirate Day comes with its own set of traditions. Participants are encouraged to dress and speak like pirates, for example, and develop a backstory for their pirate characters. The only food available on Pirate Day is hardtack, a pirate delicacy consisting of flour, water, and salt. For seasoning (and to prevent scurvy), lime juice is readily available for all pirates on pirate day. Other traditions include:

* Swashbuckling
* Treasure hunting
* Digging
* Signing sea shanties
* Fishing
* Being a good friend

The main component of Pirate Day is the treasure hunt, which involves complex puzzle solving as well as physical labor. The treasure hunt is a day-long activity, starting with cryptic puzzles and letters in the morning and concluded by the unveiling of the treasure itself. The Pirate Day crew set off to find this treasure, believing it to be the bounty of Captain James, however they inevitably discover it to be the cursed treasure of JAHKbeard.

The conclusion of Pirate Day is always a night fishing expedition, which serves as the final part of the treasure hunt. In order to obtain the key to the treasure chest, all pirates must catch a shark. If no shark is caught, then the treasure remains sealed for the next Pirate Day.

## Mascots

While the participants of Pirate Day vary on the year, the holiday consists of three main characters; Captain James, JAHKbeard, and Matthew Fisherman.

Captain James serves as the leader of the Pirate Day crew, providing them with clues about the treasure. He helps guide them, ensuring that they solve the riddles correctly, and ultimately leads them to the treasure. Captain James also provides the crew with their hardtack and lime juice, and helps ensure that the crew doesn't spoil the overall scheme.

JAHKbeard and Matt Fisherman serve as the guardians of the treasure, hiding amongst the sand and the wreckage of JAHKbeard's kayak. They emerge from the depths and give the Pirate Day crew their final challenge, which is to catch a shark. They assist in the shark fishing, but if the crew fails to catch a shark their judgment is swift and Captain James is left dead in the surf. The fate of the crew is unknown.

## Gallery

The main mascots of Pirate DayThe mascots and crew of Pirate Day 2023The villains of Pirate DayThe 2023 Pirate Day crewMatt Fisherman enjoying some pirate rumCaptain James posing in the surfJAHKbeard lunges with his cutlass to defend his treasureThe consequences of not catching a shark on Pirate Day
## The Album

Pirate Day wouldn't be complete without some custom sea shanties, which is exactly where the Pirate Day Album comes in. These tunes were created to set the mood perfectly for Pirate Day, and for whenever you're feeling a little rapscallion-y.
Warehouse Rat

The closest approximation available of what the warehouse rat looked like.

The warehouse rat is a prop that was handmade by one of the warehouse employees at [REDACTED]. These employees are known for being particularly schizophrenic, and they often make very vague and cryptic comments to employees from other departments as they walk through the warehouse. One day, while wrapping a pallet of [REDACTED], one such employee came up to Jacob and showed him the most disgusting thing he'd ever seen; a clump of matted hair arranged in the approximate shape of a large rat. The hair had a string tail tied on and grains of rice for teeth, along with two beady little eyes of unknown material. The warehouse worker was hard to decipher, but the words picked out by Jacob revealed that, on occasion, he "ties the rat to [his] shoe and drags it around the warehouse."

## Revenge Arc

The reason the rat was shown was because the warehouse worker was telling Jacob how he was going to prank one of his coworkers for revenge. Previously that day, that coworker had yelled "LOOK OUT" while the warehouse worker was pulling a pallet of mixed goods, causing him to jump (this itself revenge for the warehouse worker pulling the same prank on the coworker). The warehouse worker then stormed the [REDACTED] dungeon, declaring his intention for revenge passionately. It was then that he approached Jacob, revealing the instrument of his revenge.
Stone Mask

The stone mask in the brass bus bathroom.

The stone mask is an ancient artifact from an unknown civilization, featured in the Halloween Albums. The mask is carved out of stone into the shape of what appears to be a rendition of JAHKula, and it has a menacing aura to it. Wearing the stone mask on its own does nothing, however if partychlorians are absorbed by the mask it will activate, causing spikes to pierce the head of the wearer. This triggers a transformation that is believed to turn them into some sort of creature of the night akin to a vampire, however there appear to be some differences.

## Buster of the Brass Bus

The stone mask is believed to be the source of power that transformed Kyle into the Phantom of Deez Nuts, as after performing a funny gag about nut the mask seemed to suddenly appear on the toilet of the bathroom. Kyle felt drawn to the mask, placing it on his face. His hilarious joke generated a lot of partychlorians in the back of the bus, and the mask absorbed them. This triggered the transformation mechanism, piercing Kyle's skull and causing him to flail around in pain.

The mask typically drops off from it's victims face, however in this case the mask became a permanent part of the Phantom, concealing his true identity. It is unknown exactly what powers the Buster of the Brass Bus has, or what his weaknesses are, but they do appear to be different than JAHKula, who is a vampire.

## JAHKula

Some scholars speculate that the stone mask is what gave JAHKula his vampiric abilities, however this has yet to be confirmed. The mask does bare a striking resemblance to JAHKula however, indicating that JAHKula might be a more powerful and ancient entity than previously suspected.
Venompies

**Venompies** are one of the four 'Pie species inhabiting Camorthes, possessing the ability to produce venom on their tongue. They are the sole non-magical species of 'Pie. They rule one kingdom, the Sunlit Clouds Kingdom, and have no subspecies.

## Appearance

Venompies are long-legged, lithe birds, with a wide wingspan and long tail. Their beaks are extended and pointy, with the inside being the same color as their venom. They have a long, sometimes barbed tongue where the venom is produced. Some have tiny fangs that contain the venom. Their claws are lengthy, but very thin.

## Venom

Purebred Venompies lack any magical ability, instead they hold a powerful venom in their mouths. The venom is usually expelled from either a barbed tongue or small fangs in their beak. The power of this ability is denoted by the color, with more saturated colors being the strongest, and muted or dull colors being the weakest.

### Hybrids

A Venompie can only have or learn magic if mixed with another 'Pie species other than itself. A 'Pie with mixed DNA will possess venom from their Venompie heritage, and one branch of magic (whether fire or ice) from their other heritage. This is the only instance where a 'Pie can have multiple primary abilities.

## Biology

### Development

When a Venompie egg is laid, unlike their magical counterparts, the color of the egg has no correlation to the venom color the hatchling will have.
Skunk Ape Slide

## About

The Skunk Ape Slide is a dance referenced in the *Mashed Potato Mash* song of the first Halloween Album. Not much is known about the specifics of this dance, other than that it was created by JAHKula. The dance was a huge hit among the monsters in this universe, however it was eventually replaced by the Mashed Potato Mash. This enraged JAHKula, who at first didn't want to participate in the Mashed Potato Mash and tried to disassociate in his coffin. Eventually, JAHKula was convinced to join the band and came to appreciate the Mashed Potato Mash.

## Impact

As the Skunk Ape Slide lost its popularity, this had a huge impact on the Skunk Ape. JAHKula's dance had made him a viral hit, as nothing was funnier than the Skunk Ape doing the Skunk Ape Slide. Views on his YouTube channel plummeted, and an attempt to start a #skunkapeslide challenge on TikTok failed. After running out of his savings, the Skunk Ape had to get a job at Gatorland promoting social distancing.
The Jangler

## About

The Jangler, watching campers from the cover of the forest.

The Jangler is a Florida cryptid that is identified by the jangling sound of keys that he produces, hence his name. While the motives of the Jangler are unclear, many believe he is a malevolent entity that kidnaps lonesome campers. He is believe to be a humanoid figure that looks somewhat like a drifter, wearing a plaid red jacket and a red hat. Despite his humanoid appearance, many believe that the Jangler is a supernatural entity, as he seems to be responsible for the disappearances of campers.

In fact, he is linked to several unsolved disappearances in the area, and many campers will pack up and go home upon hearing the jangling of keys in the wilderness. Some people believe he is simply a deranged serial killer, however others swear he spirits away the souls of those he encounters to the underworld. Some people report that the Jangler has stolen their keys, and this collection is responsible for his telltale jangle. Others claim that the keys open the gates of Hell, allowing him to shepherd in lost souls.

## Sightings

The Jangler has been sighted at campsites all around Florida, particularly clustered in the Serenova Tract region. Very few actually catch a glimpse of the Jangler, however almost everyone who has camped in the area has reported hearing jangling keys in the woods.
Ghost

The ghost materializes in the RV

The ghost is a spectral entity that haunts the campgrounds of Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort. The ghost appears as a standard bedsheet ghost, although it lacks eye holes. Not much is known about the circumstances surrounding the ghost and why it haunts the campsite, but some theorize it is related to malevolent energy. The ghost has made 3 canonical appearances to the Mildly Inconvenienced crew during their camping trip in 2017, and it is unknown if it remains there to this day.

## Appearances

The ghost first appears at night in the RV Mildly Inconvenienced was staying in, perhaps summoned by the singing of the *Scooby Doo* theme song. The ghost appeared the next day in the woods between the RV and the bathhouse, materializing to the theme of *What's New Scooby Doo*. Finally, the ghost appeared outside the window of the RV one final time, summoned by the theme to *A Pup Named Scooby Doo.*

## Malevolent Connection

Some make the connection between the ghost and malevolent energy. For example, malevolent energy was high during this camping trip when the ghost first appeared, and its appearances seemed to denote locations where malevolent energy would be generated. For example, the ghost seemed to prophetically predict the concentration of malevolent energy within the bathhouse by materializing nearby, and it appeared to feed on the residual malevolent energy left behind by an unfortunate event that had taken place outside the RV window.
Deezler

## About

Deezler is a vocabulary term found within the Emporium Multiverse. It can be used as a noun, proper noun, and an adjective. This can make defining it confusing, especially to new readers, however with practice you'll find that it's flexibility makes it a very powerful word to add your vocabulary arsenal.

## Proper Noun

Within the Halloween Album universe, there is a character known as the Deezler. He is referenced twice in the third Halloween Album, in the songs *Don't Fear the Deezler* and *Deezler*, respectively. The two songs paint contrasting views of the Deezler, with one painting him as an enemy who is going to "rip off your nuts," and the other as someone who is not to be feared. The song *Deezler* also advocates for the murder of the Deezler, claiming the only way to protect your testicles is to shoot him. There appears to be a link between the Deezler and the Nut Busting Hour, but not much is known about this connection. He appears to be at odds with the Heir of the Buster of the Brass Bus.

## Noun

Deezler is also used as a noun in the Halloween and Christmas Albums. Mecha Santa calls Drew a "little deezler" after he is released from prison (see the Intermission Saga). In this context, it appears that deezler has a negative connotation to it.

In *Schizos of Land O'*, the narrator remarks that he'd "like to meet [the schizo's] deezler," implying that deezler is some sort of profession within this universe. What exact service a deezler provides is unknown.

## Adjective

Deezler can also be used, infrequently, as an adjective. Actions of characters can be described as "deezlery" and "that's so deezler," used in a similar context to "that's so husk." It's typically used to describe some form of malevolency in this context.
Pibby

**Pibby** is a major recurring character in the M8W series. She makes her debut in the episode *M8W: Come and Learn with Kirby*, in which she came to Planet Popstar from another unknown dimension to help Kirby and his friends to stop the Darkness, failing and rebooting all the M8W Timeline.

In the new timeline, she currently lives on Planet Popstar.

## Appearance

**Pibby** is a female, small, blue colored child with purple colored hair.

## Personality

In the M8W series, Pibby is a cheerful little girl and she sees the best in others. She also loves ice cream, learning, reading, making friends and helping people.

## Trivia

* She occasionally uses Nikki Castillo's voice (her voice actor from the Adult Swim trailer) from Uberduck.Ai and lines from the Hat Kid from the game *A Hat in Time*.
Astral McDonald's

## About

This article is about McDonald's (Astral). For The physical incarnation of McDonald's, see here.

## Astral McDonald's

The McDonald's franchise location in the Astral Realm.

### Inhabitants

Minimum Wage Employees

The astral McDonald's is a McDonald's location found within the astral realm. The Gang frequently meets up here to discuss topics too sensitive for the physical world, as well as to relax and eat some astral McNuggets. Like the physical McDonald's the McRib is a limited-time menu item that tends to crop up around October/November.

Unfortunately, the food costs astral money that roughly equates to the cost of McDonald's food in the state of Florida. The location does have a receipt redemption program where you can fill out a survey and obtain a code that can be redeemed for a free item off the value menu. The Gang is known for taking astral receipts from the trash and writing fake codes to get free nuggies, as you also get a receipt for the redemption.

## Astral Rewards Program

Back in 2017 McDonald's launched a mobile rewards program for the astral realm locations. The app is implanted/installed into your subconscious by listening to the associated McBinaural Beats track (McBeats). Once installed you receive points for your orders at all participating astral locations, as well as access to exclusive deals and promos.
Rods (Real Creatures)

In cryptozoology and ufology, "**rods**" (also known as "**skyfish**", "**air rods**", or "**solar entities**") are, despite what some egg heads may lead you to believe, very real cryptids.

Rods are long, worm-like creatures of small size. They usually have a total of eight propeller-like wings, four on each side. They exhibit sexual dimorphism, though both sexes seem to look alike and only experts can discern the differences. Rods have a cavity, presumably their mouth, located in their center, where they absorb other organisms' nutrients. Like cacti, the rods absorb water through the pores of their skin.

When a rod dies, their body immediately decomposes to nothing, making any discovery of a rod almost impossible.

## Life Cycle

Not much is known about the life cycle of rods, except for that they spawn during Autumn. During this time, there is increased activity among rod populations, leading to an increase in sightings. Not much is known about their reproductive behavior, but some researchers believe rods lay eggs in the upper layers of the atmosphere where they are suspended in wind currents until they hatch.

## Hunting

Mr. Ichikawa, a Japanese skyfish hunter, claims that they can be baited by using fungi and water. By tossing fungi and water into the air repeatedly, rods are lured to the area to feed. It is unknown why fungi is such an effective bait for the rods, however Mr. Ichikawa almost always reports success. It is unknown if this is unique to Japan's population of rods, or if fungi is an effective bait for all populations.
Bugs

This page contains a list of common bugs in rBreach, exploiting bugs is bannable and using anything listed below will get you reported and banned.

## Grenade Clipping

Grenade Clipping is clipping a grenade through a door.

The cause for this bug is that grenades come out of the hand and this bug can be fixed by having them come out of the head/torso.

## Donut Clipping

Donut Clipping is equipping SCP-500-D through a door and eating it which will cause the player to clip through the door.

The cause for this bug is that SCP-500-D's collisions are on and this bug can be fixed by having them turned off.

## SCP-914 Stuck

SCP-914 has a tiny chance of being stuck with both doors locked with the panel unable to be interacted with if it is set on Very Fine.

The cause for this is unknown.

## Broken Tesla Gate

Tesla Gates have a chance to break and not work anymore.

The cause for this is lag, although it's mostly caused by Exploiters.

## Buggy Elevators

Elevators have a chance to break and will be able to be opened early once in the floor it was called to and will go back to the other floor, but opening it as the sound ends will cause it to go back to the floor it was and the bug will happen there instead. This can be avoided by simply waiting for the elevator to end going to a floor.

The cause for this is unknown.
Locusts

## Origin

Locusts are a type of creature from the Book of Revelation included in the apocalypse. As written, once the fifth angel blares their trumpet a star will fall from the sky, giving passage to the Abyss. Once the Abyss is open, smoke will pour out, covering the sky and blocking out the Sun and the Moon. From this smoke locusts will fly out, instructed not to harm grass nor any plant on earth, but only to come for humanity. Specifically, they are to target those who do not have the mark of God on their foreheads.

## Description

In the Bible these locusts are described as having faces resembling a human, with hair like a women's and teeth like a lion. They are said to be cladded in steel-like armor and having a golden crown on their heads. They were also given the tail of a scorpion. Whether their faces are human in nature or resembles a demon/alien is yet to be seen. In modern day interpretations some scholars believe that this description could be alluding to modern day fighter jets and other military vehicles, however true believers know this to be false. Though some parts of the Bible can be interpreted as metaphorical, this part is not. These creatures are real and physical and are coming. Once you hear the buzzing of the hundreds of thousands of their wings, you will know what God truly intended for the nonbelievers.

## Abilities and Purpose

According to the passage, their sting is similar to that of the common scorpion. They were not given the ability to kill any human, only to torture. Those stung are said to live in agony for five months. In those five months the victim cannot die; they will wish for death, but will be unable to find it.

## Defense Against the Locusts

Given ample time to prepare for the upcoming tragedy, the gang has taken various precautions in order to fight the insect hordes. The most effective defense against the creatures is to be ultimately righteous. Believing in God and keeping faith can prevent agony of the End. However, if the individuals were truly righteous they would have been Raptured and brought up into God's perfect kingdom, so it is unclear if there is still enough time to repent. If that fails, however, bee keeping suits are hoped to be used to prevent the scorpion touch. There is presumed to be no possible way for the locusts to burrow into the suit, trapping the person within to their own personal Hell with the demon insect.
Gerik's Finest Tool

James wielding the pistol bestowed to the squad before Gerik's departure.

Gerik's Finest Tool is a water pistol bestowed to the platoon before his departure from Florida. He would be absent for the entirety of the conflict, however his pistol would be traded amongst the squad for various missions. The pistol was carried by James and Jacob on several notable military operations, and in the end would be the only weapon that technically secured a kill in the Senior Water Wars.

## Uses

Gerik's Finest Tool was used to successfully defeat Devin in a duel, securing the first and only kill for the team.
McDonald's

A McDonald's franchise located in the Physical Realm.

## About

McDonald's is a fast food chain that has taken the world by storm, famous for their cheap food and fast service. Due to the pricing of their food, and their hours of operation, it has become the dinery of choice for the gang. McDonald's is a popular franchise and thus can be found all over Florida, but the two central locations are the ones by the 7/11 and the abandoned Target.

McDonald's was a place where the gang would frequently spirit away their friends to, forcing them against their will to hang out. The gang would loiter inside for hours, occasionally harassing the other patrons.

## Coupons

For a while, McDonald's ran a promotion where you could get a free item off the value menu after completing a survey and filling out the code on your receipt. The gang realized you could write whatever you wanted on the receipt as the cashiers wouldn't check. Additionally, obtaining your free item would grant you another receipt, leading to an infinite money glitch. The gang would also dig through the trash outside McDonald's in order to get the receipts customers through away, filling their wallets with value.

This led to the classic quote of "Let me show you how the other half lives," uttered by Jacob to Troy, as he unfolded a stack of receipts to buy them lunch.

Over time, the management at the McDonald's realized what was going on and cancelled this promotion. When trying to cash in their coupons the gang was told this was due to "abuse" and that some people were "digging through the trash" to get receipts. Wonder who that was referring to.

## Notable Employees

Both [REDACTED] and Watermelon worked at McDonald's for a brief period of time, as well as Ian (a member of Checker Gang). This led to the McDonald's at 7/11 being labeled as "haunted," and there was a demographic shift to the abandoned Target McDonald's. During their college era the gang would return to the 7/11 McDonald's as their central location.

## Impact of COVID-19

Due to COVID-19 lockdown restrictions, McDonald's reduced their hours of operation and limited their menu. No longer open 24/7 inside, even to this day, the gang struggles to find a spot to hang out due to their nocturnal habits. While the gang can no longer loiter inside, it is not uncommon to find them outside in the parking lot. They'll order food through the drive-thru and then park outside, hanging out for hours and discussing upcoming schemes.

## McRibs

James started the tradition of eating McRibs together as a family, ordering 6 of them for his friends. This tradition has stuck, and the gang makes sure to order their yearly McRibs and eat them as a family, although this has become difficult due to everybody relocating (betraying).
Siren

## The Siren

An image allegedly depicting the siren.

The siren is a cryptid of St. Petersburg. Locals have reported a strange creature in the waters of St. Pete at night, especially in the ocean near the shore. Fishermen who brave the sea report seeing "human-like" creatures in the water, capable of swimming at incredible speeds and closing distance in record time. No attacks have been recorded by the siren(s), however the creature harasses local fishermen by chasing their kayaks as they attempt to paddle out shark bait.

## Notable Sightings

In 2021, the Siren was seen for the first time. James and Jacob were kayaking out shark bait when they heard a large splash, followed by swimming noises. James said it appeared as if a person was swimming straight at them, but this entity was swimming incredibly fast. The two paddled as fast as they could to shore, and the creature kept pace.

Matt, from shore, saw the creature and speculated that it was a seal based on its physical appearance. The issue with this theory is that there are no seals in the Gulf of Mexico. That being said, an orca was sighted in St. Petersburg so stranger things have happened.

## Jubi Slide

While the exact mechanism is unknown, it appears that performing the cleanest Jubi Slide has the ability to summon the Siren. This technique was uncovered on December 2nd by James, as after spamming the Jubi Slide for 3 hours a wave of fog rolled in, blocking even the fishing poles from sight. As the kayak returned from dropping bait the gang heard a laugh eerily similar to the end of round zombies laugh, which must have belonged to the Siren. It it speculated that perhaps the Jubi Slide generates malevolent energy when done properly.
JAHKula

JAHKula as depicted on the cover of the second Halloween Album.

## Basic Info

JAHKula is a vampire who exists in the universe of the Halloween Albums. He is an example of a psychic vampire, or more specifically one that feeds off of the reactions other people have to his Halloween album.

## Appearance

JAHKula is a sad husk of a man almost identical to Jacob from the Miguel's Emporium Timeline. He wears a clown wig and a clown nose, and this is never fully explained. He also has trademark vampire fangs, however it is unclear if they are real or the glow-in-the-dark fangs that were used at Miguel's Emporium (it's a 50/50 chance).

## Origin

Not much is known about JAHKula before the events of the Halloween Album Timeline, however if he is believed to mirror Dracula then he has existed for hundreds of years. He appears to be a vampire version of Jacob from the Miguel's Emporium Timeline, and based off of his appearance he appears to have turned into a vampire around 2018, as he is already an established member of the monster community in 2019.

## Within the Albums

JAHKula serves as the narrator for the introduction of the first album, and he is a referenced character in *Mashed Potato Mash*. At some point before the events of that song he invented a dance known as the Skunk Ape Slide, which would eventually be replaced by the Mashed Potato Mash. He is also shown to have some controversial political opinions in the HD version of the song, but this is never referenced in future material.

In the second album, JAHKula disguises himself as a woodsman and lures Brian into his cabin, where he forces him to listen to his Halloween Album so he can feed off of his critique and reaction. Eventually he reveals that he is working on a new song called Nutbusters, but Brian throws himself through the window and is able to escape. The album art for the second album reveals that at some point JAHKula is caught, with Brian providing positive identification.

## Trivia

* JAHKula is the only character to canonically swear in the Halloween Album universe, saying the word "piss" in the second album. This doesn't count the lyrics "son of a bitch" from *Miggy Went Down to Jacob's*.
Carnival Man

## Basic Info

Carnival Man is the award-winning film submitted to a student film festival at [REDACTED] university. The film depicted the corruption of Miguel's soul as he becomes The Ringmaster, as well as The Wanderer's hunt for him. The film advertises itself as a thriller, diving into the psyche of a lunatic and asking the audience to determine what is real and what is a schizophrenic hallucination.

## Awards

This film received many accolades at the festival, including the audience's choice award. This was an annoyance to the actual filmmakers in attendance.
The Collector

The only photographic evidence of The Collector, taken via Hermit Purple spirit photography.

## Summary

The Collector is an unknown stand user that generates his power from his collection of Hard Rock Glasses. His collection rivals that of the Math Rockstar's, which makes him a dangerous opponent. Not much is known about his true identity, as he hides behind his stand. His stand and his ability are currently unknown, however his location was confirmed to be within the Hard Rock Cafe.

At some point after defeating TEJAS, The Collector was also defeated by the Rockstars and destroyed, putting the final nail in the coffin for the Hard Rock Cafe and its production of Hard Rock Glasses.
Manila Folder Wiki

**Welcome to The Manila Folder Wiki!**
This wiki catalogues the ramblings and sacred texts found within the Manila Folder. This includes the Miguel's Emporium multiverse and all of the lore within it, both canon and superfluous.

## Important articles

Miguel's EmporiumEmporium MultiverseCrab ChristmasChristmas AlbumsHalloween AlbumsLocustsWater Wars

* Rules of this wiki

*Community Founders*: this wiki was founded by the schizos tasked with cataloguing the lore of The Manila Folder. This wiki provides rich lore surrounding these ancient texts, and the cryptids/supernatural events that spawned from them. As a wise man once said, it's *your* emporium, we're just living in it.
Blue Crab Christmas

## Summary

Blue Crab Christmas was the planned sequel to Horseshoe Crab Christmas, however due to logistical issues the holiday was never officially celebrated. James and Jacob traveled to the oriental market and purchased a few blue crabs to do some testing. Initial plans were to clean out the crabs using ant hills and preserve their shells to use as gifts, but the tests included the possibility of using live crabs as the gifts.

After doing some sick ollies on their skateboards, the crabs were armed with knives and sent to battle each other. One of the crabs escaped under the tire of a parked car and laid a trap. As they were trying to coax out the crab, a neighborhood youth approached and the crab attempted to slice open his ankles. After finally wrestling the knives back, it was decided that Blue Crab Christmas would be too expensive to operate due to the cost of acquiring a large number of crabs, and trying to keep them alive for that long would be tricky.

Of the crabs purchased a few were released into a local pond while the rest were kept in a tank in the garage. The two added table salt to the water to create salt water, not realizing that table salt and marine salt had vastly different properties. These two would later go on to become marine biologists.
McRib

A delicious and tasty McRib.

The **McRib** is a barbecue-flavored pork sandwich periodically sold by the international fast food restaurant chain McDonald's. It was first introduced to the McDonald's menu in 1981, following test marketing the year before.

After poor sales, it was removed from the menu in 1985. It was reintroduced in 1989, staying on the menu until 2005 in many countries. Since 2006, it has generally been made available for a short time each year in most markets where it is sold, typically during the fall season, although it is a permanent menu item at McDonald's restaurants in Germany and Luxembourg.

The Gang always orders McRibs during their temporary stays at McDonalds, and it has become a tradition to eat them together as a family, whether we want to or not.

## Product Description

The McRib consists of a restructured boneless pork patty shaped like a miniature rack of ribs, barbecue sauce, onions, and pickles, served as a sandwich on a 5½ inch (14 cm) roll. Meat restructuring was developed by the US Army to deliver low-cost meat to troops in the field. The process was refined by a Natick Army Labs meat scientist, Dr. Roger Mandigo, leading to the McRib patty. It is primarily composed of ground pork shoulder.

> Government doesn't patent their intellectual property, so anyone can use it. They (the Natick Center) presented material at technical meetings...The military allowed us to use the processes they'd developed.
> − Roger Mandigo, Natick Center contractor and meat scientist
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In an attempt to give pork "the same stature as beef in the institutional market," the National Pork Producers Council funded Mandigo to show how to apply the new technique. Using his roadmap, McDonald's then developed "a patty of pork made from small flakes of meat taken from the shoulders of a pig"

The McRib Jr. was available briefly in 2000. This version replaced the roll with a standard hamburger bun, and was served with two pickles and a smaller pork patty.

## Retirement

This year, McDonalds announced that the McRib would be on its farewell tour, available only until November 20, 2022. While this may sound alarming, it is important to know that this is officially the fourth "farewell tour" of the McRib. The first was in November of 2005, the second in October of 2006, and the third being in October of 2007.

Millions of people took to the streets to riot every time the McRib began a farewell tour, and this time is no different. Because of this it is possible that we'll see the McRib in 2023.
Math Rockstar

## History

The Math Rockstar performing a mathematical ritual to temporarily transfer his power.

### Occupation

Wandering Mathematician

The Math Rockstar is a warrior who is part of the ancient Rockstar clan. He possesses mathematical prowess and is able to solve any problem, allowing him to ace exams with ease. He was imbued with this power by a pair of Hard Rock Glasses, given to him by TEJAS. While she was the source of his power, TEJAS was corrupted by her own math abilities and became his foe, ultimately stealing his body after being decapitated by him in battle. His math spirit was passed down through his kin, and he would eventually return as a member of the Stardust Crusaders. Battling with his allies he was able to defeat TEJAS, however her influence would continue to impact the rest of his kin.

## Origin

Nobody knows the exact origin of the Math Rockstar, however his existence is believed to be a mixture of natural circumstances and the intervention of TEJAS. After performing well on a math exam, a young man was told by TEJAS "you're my rockstar," thus sealing his fate. She threw a pair of Hard Rock Glasses at him, which he caught and put on. At that moment his soul bonded with the glasses, amplifying his latent math abilities. While the glasses themselves didn't necessarily relate to math, this particular pair synchronized with his soul, allowing the glasses themselves to amplify and store his mathematical powers.

## Power Transfer

Besides his insane math abilities, he has been shown to be able to transfer his powers to others temporarily. He meets a young man named Tyler on the streets, and begs him to take up math. Tyler rejects him and is later kidnapped by a terrorist organization, who kill his mom and demand Tyler solve a complex mathematical equation. The Math Rockstar breaks in and frees Tyler, performing a ritual that channels all of his mathematical abilities into the Hard Rock Glasses. Tyler then puts on the glasses and is able to solve the formula, however he is killed anyways because he didn't show his work. The Math Rockstar regained his glasses after this.

At some additional point in time, the Rockstar's glasses were used by a Pillar Man to transform into the Ultimate Math Being, however when he was defeated the glasses went back to the Rockstar.
Purple Deez Eater

## About

The potential appearance of a flying Purple Deez Eater.

The Purple Deez Eater comes from the Halloween Albums, referenced in the song *Purple Deez Eater*. They are believed to be an alien race that come to Earth to feed on, as the name suggests, human testicles. Not much is known about them besides their appearance, as they are described as having one eye, one horn, being purple, and having the ability to fly.

## Personality

The personality of the Deez Eaters seems to vary between individuals, and they are able to pick and choose whose nut sacks they consume. The Deez Eater that Kyle encounters tells him "I wouldn't eat your nuts cuz you're too husk." While it is unknown what this phrase exactly means, it seems to suggest that that there are positive attributes a person can possess that keeps them safe from having their nuts eaten.

The individual in this song also expresses an interest in joining the Emporium Band, which seems to suggest they have knowledge of Miguel's Emporium, and potentially seek to harness partychlorians like The Ringmaster. Or perhaps, they simply wanted to have a good time rocking out with some schizos.