AGK meets Adolf Hitler (The EXE Rewritten Cut)/Script

[BGM: Bruce Faulconer - New Earth Music]

LEOPOLD: Well, the Carn-Evil has destroyed, so what now?

JAKE: We can party in my house tonight.

LEOPOLD: That wasn't a bad idea.

JAKE: Oh and Hitler will be invited too.

\*SCRATCHING DISK SFX\*

LEOPOLD: Excuse me?

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

LEOPOLD: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

LEOPOLD: You can't be serious! There is no way the guy who want death to all of the jews can be invited!

JAKE: I know, but you never met him before. You said you want to beat him so bad, right?

LEOPOLD: ... I... I guess you're right. I didn't met him before.

JAKE: So, can you help me setting up the party?

LEOPOLD: Do I!

JAKE: Good, here's the list. (give a list to Leopold)

LEOPOLD: \*reading the list shortly\* Uhm, Jake?

JAKE: 'Sup?

LEOPOLD: Is this really long? I can't read the rest of them.

JAKE: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. You can call Hoppus or Gene for help.

LEOPOLD: Okay thanks, Jake. Thanks for holding up.

JAKE: You're welcome. See you later.

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HOPPUS: Yeah?

LEOPOLD: Yo, cutie. I really need your help.

HOPPUS: I told you Leopold, don't call me that. Now what did you want?

LEOPOLD: I need you to help me with the list, can you help me?

HOPPUS: \*sigh\* Sure.

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LEOPOLD: 'Sup, Bun-Bun.

HOPPUS: God damnit. First Gene and now you? You know calling me that was offensive to rabbits. Now give me a list, so I can read it. \*reading the list shortly\* Uhm, Leopold?

LEOPOLD: Yeah?

HOPPUS: Da hell is this?

LEOPOLD: Oh yeah, we need to buy something for the party tonight.

HOPPUS: That was a long-ass list. Why did you expect me to help you for something like that?

LEOPOLD: It's really important.

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[TIMECARD: Soon at the mall...]

LEOPOLD: I think that's it.

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HOPPUS: Damn it, Leopold. You know I can't push it too hard with all of those stuff, right?

LEOPOLD: Like I give a fuck about that.

HOPPUS: At least, help me for once!

LEOPOLD: Hey, you wanna hear this sound? \*screaming bunny sfx\*

HOPPUS: LEOPOLD, I SWEAR TO GOD!

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LEOPOLD: Geez fine, I'll help you with you. What's the worst it could happen?

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HOPPUS: See?

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LEOPOLD: Whatever, Mark.

HOPPUS: Stop calling me by my first name.

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[TIMECARD: Soon at Jake's house...]

JAKE: Hey, Leopold. How's the list?

LEOPOLD: It's all finished.

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[TIMECARD: Tomorrow morning...]

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HITLER: This couch is much better than the Fegel-Couch at my Bunker.

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GENE: Jake, you know I wanna beat Hitler so hard, but not like this.

JAKE: Sorry, Gene. I have no other choice.

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[TIMECARD: Sometime later...]

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[BGM: Bruce Faulconer - Cell Kills Man (Perfect Cell Version)]

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LEOPOLD: What the hell is going on?

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HITLER: Who's this little brat?

LEOPOLD: How dare you call me a brat, you brat? We're having party here while you just dropping Pencil of Doom anywhere in the house!

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HITLER: So what? Nothing comes after that.

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[BGM: Mark Menza - Super Saiyan Trio (Unreleased)]

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HOPPUS: You gave me chores without a single payment!

HITLER: That's what you deserve for wrecking out the Bunker!

JAKE: What is going on here?

HITLER: Can you explain this?

JAKE: Look, sir. They wanna beat you up so badly, so I can invite you for this.

HITLER: You traitor. I haven't been betrayed since the second World War!

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HITLER: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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LEOPOLD: You done yet?

HITLER: Damn you, Leopold.

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LEOPOLD: See ya.

JAKE: Bye.

HOPPUS: Whatever, fuck you all.