The Fresh Elkadsreophile of Greenhill

**The Fresh Elkadsreophile of Greenhill** is the third episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher and the fifteenth episode of the series. It originally aired on April 8, 2006.

## Synopsis

In this El Kadsre-based and reverse anachronistic episode of Dumb Teacher, Dan and a group of tourists visiting El Kadsre team up to boycott Sung Gim after the failure of The New Chronicles: The Journey Begins causes a tension between the Technic Heroes fanbase and the franchise itself. Back at home, Cheryl joins a women's book club to fill the void for her, "Dan-time", only to discover that the group is nothing but a bunch of misopedic and Tokophobic women.

## Plot

The episode begins with a parody of the intro to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air that explains how Dan became an Elkadsreophile and how he is visiting El Kadsre City after seeing The New Chronicles: The Journey Begins. On a bus on its way to Banushen Television's headquarters, it is revealed that Dan is visiting the city so he can boycott against BTV for releasing The New Chronicles to theatres and how terrible it was. On the same bus, he meets 3 other tourists who are also Technic Heroes fans, Australian Marcus Pentley, Russian Yaroslav Gruzinsky, and German Julia Schultheiß, all of which are visiting El Kadsre City for the same reason, not just because the film sucked, but also because it created tension between the TH fanbase and the franchise. Hearing each other's plans, the four decide to team up and boycott Banushen Television for ruining the fanbase altogether. When they arrive at the headquarters, a sign is put up saying that for those wanting to boycott any El Kadsreian person or company, may only direct their point at the film's director and writer, Chinese-El Kadsreian, Sung Gim. As Sung lives in Caelum, though, the four decide to travel all the way to Caelum in order to boycott Sung. Before leaving, they decide to rent a car for their trip to Caelum.

After the four rent a car, a 2004 Eagle Osprey, a pickpocket arrives and steals their wallets and another car in at the rental, prompting the team to take off in their car and chase after him, causing massive chaos in a suburban area of the city, where Dan takes a picture of Linda Grundy cheating on Ryu Judoku with Simon Davis on his phone. They manage to catch the thief when Yaroslav rams the car into the stolen car, where, by interrogation, the thief reveals that he works for BTV and the company is holding Sung Gim hostage, as she has hidden a better cut of The New Chronicles somewhere in Caelum where they can't find it, and only Gim knows the location. They need to know the location so they can destroy the cut and ruin Gim's career. Listening to this, the two decide to apparently let the thief go, only for Yaroslav to shoot him, as he says that they can't let someone working for BTV get away from them. The rest reluctantly agree and decide to drive to Caelum to save Gim.

Back in Greenhill, Cheryl is seen channel surfing on her TV when she gets a call from Dan, who tells her that his trip in El Kadsre is going to be longer than he expected and lets her know that he'll be back soon, possibly a week. Cheryl then turns off the TV and makes a container of Cup Noodles out of unnoticeable depression, then goes into visible depression when she is seen sitting in the shower while crying curled up. The next day, she is seen reading the newspaper, where she notices an ad for a women's book club called the Hot Bookers. Cheryl immediately goes out of her depression and calls them to see if she can sign up. TBA

## Trivia

* The name and the intro for this episode is a parody of the 1990s NBC sitcom, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
* The song playing during Dan, Marcus, Yaroslav and Julia's chase against the thief is, "Play With Me" by Extreme.
* The scene where Dan takes a photo of Linda Grundy having sex with Simon Davis is based around the rumors involving Linda Grundy and Simon Davis after the release of the 2002 drama film, On Thin Ice, which starred both Linda and Davis.

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## Transcript

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