The Grinch (Thanksgiving Special)

*"ALL YOU DO IS HURT ME, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON. THERE WAS A TIME, IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE WHERE I WAS REALLY OVER YOU AND YOU MADE FUN OF MY MOMMY-KINK. YOU MADE FUN OF IT. AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU! AND ABOVE ALL, YOU'RE A FUCKING... FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!"*
―The Grinch to Knollad[src]
The **Grinch** was a selfish being who provoked hatred towards Christmas, to the point he decided to steal the holiday. While stealing people's presents, The Grinch had a change of heart size, causing him to return everything he stole. Sometime later, The Grinch had his peaceful life interrupted by *The Incredible Crew*, who broke into the Grinch's Hideout without his permission, so they could steal his Thanksgiving turkey. Upset with this criminal injustice, The Grinch sued *The Incredible Crew*, hoping to face them in court, being represented by lawyer Michael Youngling. Unfortunately, The Grinch was exposed by Knollad, who proved to the court that The Grinch wasn't a real person due to his fabricated gun registration documents, causing The Grinch to be ruled guilty by the Judge. Ultimately, The Grinch tried to escape custody, but was unsuccessful.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Bizzaro Hair (Green Sticker)
* Braniac Skin
* Solomon Grundy Eyes
* Bizzaro Teeth

## History

### Stealing Christmas

*"Alright, Mr. CRINGE... is it true that you stole Christmas--?"
"Objection, your honor. We all know how the story goes and it's irrelevant."*
―Saul Goodman and Michael Youngling[src]
The Grinch provoked hatred towards Christmas. With his heart being two sizes too small, The Grinch got tired putting up with the holiday every December, so he decided to steal it. Pretending to be Santa Claus, The Grinch managed to steal multiple presents, which he planned to take back to the Grinch's Hideout. These plans, however, were changed when The Grinch's heart suddenly grew three sizes, prompting him to return everything he had stolen. Though The Grinch managed to redeem himself, people such as Saul Goodman still considered him to be a criminal because of his Christmas heist. Sometime later, The Grinch faked his gun registration documents so he could have a license to a Glock-19 Gun.

### Walmart Job

*"So I was getting off work, Walmart, this bullshit was really having my pants reeking, and there- there was a fucking OLD LADY, telling me, "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE BACK ALREADY!?" I WILL PUT YOU, SIX FEET UNDER THE GRAVE, BITCH! I WILL PUT YOU UNDERNEATH YOUR OWN BODY!"*
―The Grinch to Michael Youngling[src]
The Grinch got a job at Walmart, which ended up becoming the most despised part of the rest of his days, due to the mass amount of unsatisfied customers that he would have to put up with. While being harassed by some Old Lady, The Grinch threatened to bury her six feet under her own grave.

### *The Incredible Crew'*s Turkey Heist

*"Okay. So when I got home, I put on my fuzzy-femboy socks that keep me warm and safe at night and all cuddly and cozy... OR SO I THOUGHT. UNTIL THESE WHORES BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND TRIED STEALING MY SHIT. I WAS ABSOLUTELY TRAUMATIZED. I COULDN'T MOVE. I WAS PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN. TO THINK THAT EVERYTHING THAT EVER MADE ME SAFE IN THIS WORLD WAS JUST RUINED BY THIS FUCKING BLUE CLOWN, AND HIS HOMO SAPIEN FRIENDS!"*
―The Grinch to Michael Youngling[src]

Later that day, The Grinch returned to the Grinch's Hideout. Putting on his fuzzy femboy socks, The Grinch went to sleep on his couch. While he was sleeping, *The Incredible Crew* trespassed The Grinch's property, so they could steal his Thanksgiving turkey. Unfortunately, while Knollad and Jack Jabolon were in the kitchen, the commotion they caused woke up The Grinch, who stormed into the room with his Glock-19 gun, threatening the two to leave, otherwise he would shoot them. When Knollad grabbed out his army knife, hoping to challenge The Grinch to a duel, The Grinch shot Knollad in the hand, causing it to bleed. While Knollad screamed in pain, The Grinch continued demanding that he got out of his house.

### The Courtroom

*"WE ARE HERE BECAUSE THIS CRACKER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND TRIED TO STEAL MY SHIT!"*
―The Grinch to Saul Goodman[src]

Upset with *The Incredible Crew*, The Grinch decided to sue the group, causing them to be sent to court. The Grinch hired Michael Youngling to represent him during this court case, with Michael Youngling hoping to give The Grinch the justice he deserved. While waiting for Michael Youngling to show up, The Grinch continued to taunt Knollad, wondering how the bullet hole he gave him was doing. Getting impatient, The Grinch shouted out Michael's name, summoning Michael Divine. The Grinch however, told Michael Divine that he was talking about "The Queer one", making Michael Divine disappear. Michael Youngling then entered the courtroom to help The Grinch with his case.

Judge Hank Hill started the trial, telling Michael Youngling to begin his opening statement. Michael Youngling mentioned that The Grinch had the legality to use his Glock-19 for self-defense purposes, hoping the court would recognize the gravity of The Grinch's situation and serve him justice. The Grinch celebrated his short victory as Judge Hank Hill prevailed to sentence Knollad to 30 years in prison. Just then however, Saul Goodman entered the courtroom to represent Knollad, and began rambling about an irrelevant case. The Judge and The Grinch both let Saul know, with The Grinch explaining to him that they were there because Knollad broke into his house and tried to steal his turkey. Saul promptly defended Knollad, saying he was only doing it for his friends so they could have their Thanksgiving celebration.

### Michael Youngling's Interrogation

*"I SHARE A MULTI-UNIVERSAL HIVE MIND WITH ALL MY VARIANTS! I SEE AND FEEL EVERYTHING, DICKHEAD! IN ONE OF THEM YOU FUCKING CUT ME IN HALF. THAT MADE MY BALLS HURT FOR A WEEK. I COULDN'T NUT PROPERLY. WHEN I PISSED, IT HURT!"*
―The Grinch to Knollad[src]

Using his prosecution powers, Michael Youngling sent The Grinch up to the stand next to Judge Hank Hill, so he could be interrogated. The Grinch went up there, hoping to expose *The Incredible Crew*, referring to the group as liberals. Michael Youngling asked The Grinch if he could remember what he did on the night of November 25th, 2021. The Grinch mentioned his encounter with the Old Lady, still threatening to bury her six feet under her grave. Becoming concerned, Michael urged The Grinch to skip that and get to the relevant information. The Grinch did so unpleasantly, mentioning how Knollad and his friends broke into his house without his permission, and tried to steal his turkey. The Grinch exaggerated the incident, claiming he was paralyzed from the neck down.

Michael Youngling then asked The Grinch if Knollad was ever a threat to him before, with The Grinch mentioning that he has, despite Knollad claiming that he hadn't interacted with The Grinch until up to this point. The Grinch then told Knollad that he had a Hive Mind, which meant he shared the same consciousness as his Multiversal variants. The Grinch mentioned a time in a different universe where Knollad cut The Grinch in half, which made him suffer pain in his balls for a week. The Grinch then ranted about how all Knollad did in every universe was just hurt him, mentioning a time in another universe where 'Knollad' made fun of The Grinch's mommy-kink. Saul Goodman then questioned The Grinch himself, asking if it was true that he stole Christmas. Michael Youngling objected, telling the Judge that everyone in the courtroom knew how the story went, marking it as irrelevant.

### Losing the Trial

*"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOURSELF, MR. GRINCH?!"
"I'm about to be in chains and shackled with the keys thrown away, AND YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT, DEMOCRAT!"
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!? YOU FAKED YOUR- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU FAKED YOUR DOCUMENTS!"*
―Knollad, The Grinch and Michael Youngling[src]

Judge Hank Hill ruled Knollad guilty, causing him to be sentenced to 30 years in prison. Knollad however, told the Judge that he had some relevant information to the case, which was the possibility that The Grinch wasn't even a real person. Michael Youngling tried his best to defend his client, by questioning the relevancy to Knollad's information, but Knollad told Michael that the information was indeed relevant. Michael tried convincing the Judge that The Grinch was a registered person, due to his gun registration documents, but the Judge realized they were fake. Michael turned towards The Grinch, asking if he faked his own documents, with The Grinch confirming that he did. Knollad then informed the Judge that he was clearly innocent, due to The Grinch not being a real person.

Ultimately, The Grinch lost the court case. Upset with his defeat, The Grinch blamed Michael Youngling for not helping him out, but Michael questioned how he was supposed to do that, considering The Grinch never mentioned to his own lawyer that he faked his gun registration documents. Just then, the Judge realized that, because The Grinch worked at Walmart, he faked his social as well. The Judge ruled The Grinch guilty of multiple federal crimes and sentence him to death row. Unfortunately, The Grinch managed to escape by blasting out of the courtroom's roof, leaving Michael Youngling behind with the defendants. Sometime later, The Grinch tried to escape *The Incredible Crew*, who proceeded to chase him down. Sadly, The Grinch was unsuccessful, as he was caught and later taken to jail. The Grinch later died during the destruction of the universe.

## Relationships

	+ Knollad † - Attempted Victim
	+ Jack Jabolon †
	+ Tanner
	+ A.N.D.R.E. †
	+ Michael Divine †
* Saul Goodman †
* Judge Hank Hill †

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 1.9 *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special II*