The Day The Guck Stood Still (Movie)

Movie

The Day The Guck Stood Still was released on November 24th, 1998, for steaming on the online "web" streaming service, "Blockbuster Game Pass", "BOXHAT Plus", and "Jason". According to all critics, it is the best movie ever written- but not the best movie. Some people laugh at the movie.

The movie did not preform at a box office so it is unknown how much it could have made. However, it did receive $303.39 worth of ad revenue within one year of it being available on the paid platform "BOXHAT Plus".

### Plot

The main plot follows the Beastly Brothers as they fight off a new foe, Albert Guck who had been in every movie in the Adam Sander cinematic universe up until this point while being out of frame, without dialogue, or being recorded in any fashion. It is simply assumed that he was in every movie.

#### Act I (20:02)

A surviving member of the The Buscemi is discovered to be working as a tattooist in the Mystery Flavor district of Chris Reagan-Citi. This is the first time the Mystery Flavor district is shown and it looks like a very large stadium with an staggeringly large number of "Starbucks". Many of these locations serve dual purposes such as the "Joe's Starbucks and Morgue and Sushi Parlor on fourth and eighth street- it's just down the street, you can't miss it", "Starbucks 2: Brothel and Alehouse", or the ever popular, "Star Buck: The Only Starbucks With A Zoo". After the alien's cover is blown, it shouts many muted obscenities' that make the Brothers' ears ring, then the Brothers engage in combat with the alien but he manages to escape on a meat spaceship created from the rubble of the flesh meteor. As he leaves, he vows that the beastly brothers "will pay for being such naughty boys". This alien is never seen again.

On the same day, political newcomer, Albert Guck, was accidentally listed on the ballot of presidential candidates and is voted in as president of Chris Reagan-Citi due to his immense wealth and tenacity for woman. Many citizens demand a recount due to only 3% of the population, (It is unclear if this was referring to world population or the population of Chris Reagan-Citi), voting for Guck. The recounted votes are lost in the washing machine and Guck remains as president, entering into "The House of Reagan" with the slogan, "If it's good enough for guck, it's great!". This scares Quinoa Jones as he can feel a disturbance in his bones. Guck's election has made Jones' bone marrow green and this is scary because it far too early for his flowering season on which he enters a maternal mode, following a hue shift. The Beastly Brothers dismiss Jones' accusations of Guck being "Secretly a really bad chump", considering him to be a little eccentric, but mostly harmless. The act ends with the Brothers, in unison, calling jones a "Green wee-wee boy".

#### Act I+I (12:08)

As his second act as president, Guck replaces all the water in Chris Reagan-Citi with a strange multicolored liquid he calls "Miracle Drink". The Beastly Brothers are hesitant to drink this new liquid but later discover it is simply water with added food coloring. Guck also begins development of a wide-scale social project in order to increase public access to the purchase of Nickelodeon Gak. The Beastly brothers also encounter an impromptu fight with the Bagelmeister, a half man, half bagel who calls himself "An affront to god and a failure of evolution". He attacks the boys with some kind of chaotic power from the center of a bagel hole. He is beaten easily and quickly forgotten as he is devoured by The Brothers. A strange presence is felt when the bagel's ring is broken, but The Brothers ignore it.

#### Act 2 and a half (5?:??)

The contents of this act have been lost to time. Eyewitness reports of this segment of the movie contain conflicting reports. The most widely accepted theory maintains that this part consists of a single unedited scene of Guck purchasing large quantities of Nickelodeon Gak for, "Serious Business Purposes", and individually placing the purchased packages of Gak within his home in the Presidential Sewers of The House of Reagan. When questioned what Guck is doing, he replies, "I'm having a party", and refuses to elaborate. It is rumored that the extras and side characters involved in this part of the movie were not involved with the production of the movie and are simply random individuals filmed on-site somewhere in Slovenia.

#### Act 3

The Beastly Brothers raid Guck's home in the Presidential Sewers of "GUCK HOUSE", (Formerly the House of Reagan), in order to uncover his secret plans. After being caught, Guck reveals that he has actually been expecting them, and explains that after Go Diego Brando Go died, he seized control of what was left of the GoGo's and used the GoGo's time travel powers to rescue the other GoGo's members from their fates. All of the GoGo's were recovered, with the exception of Benadryl Sharpener, who still resides in a time vortex. Coincidentally, Guck happened to work in the time vortex and has organized an executive management position for Benadryl so he can maintain his status as a member of the GoGo's. It is also revealed that Guck happened to be friends with the Bagelmeister and sent him to attack the Beastly Brothers with the promise of a big bagel meal.

Adam prepares to strike guck but hesitates when he raises a finger and continues his monologue. Adam is contractually obligated to let him finish so he readies his weapon with an annoyed expression. Guck explains that he was a clone of the alien that was encountered near the beginning of the movie and thus could see though is eyes. The room is silent four 25 seconds as Guck motions for a jovial response. Quinoa Jones claps enthusiastically then immediately shoots Guck with a shot through the spleen.

A long fight ensues, featuring an uncountable number of rubber ducks, a wall of exploding CRT televisions, and a levitating bust of a bomb. The bust does not explode because it is not a bomb, this is what eventually defeats Guck because he expected it to explode.

#### Act foure

With Guck defeated, the world was at peace again. Nickelodeon Gak is more easily accessible than ever before. Thanks to Guck! The Beastly brothers open champagne. However the last shot of the film showcases a hand rising from rubble, indicating the story of Guck is not over.