All Trotsky Characters

**ABOUT**

This was an event being run by extraterrestrialbadger. He was changing his profile picture and name to one of these each day in succession. It has now concluded.

It has finished! What started as a joke between El Bryan and I spiralled into something much bigger. Thanks to everyone who talked about the different trotskies, to those who read the lore, and to those who were always interested to see what the new one would be. I have now created a page for all the cancelled trotskies that you never got to see, which you can find here. I know it sounds cliché, but the positive response from most people was greatly appreciated, as well as the official recognition as part of the SCU (Shakey Cinematic Universe).

Dont worry! Just because the event has finished, doesn't mean you wont see more of the different Trotskies. New ones will come occasionally, but be more infrequent and seasonal.

**COWBOY TROTSKY**

Cowboy Trotsky is the first of the Trotsky variants. It ran away from home, and found employment on a farm, were it worked as a cattle rancher. It enjoys herding animals, being out on the ranch, and combatting bourgeois farming businesses.

**WEHRMACHT TROTSKY**

Cowboy Trotsky hated the Soviet Union under Stalin so much, that it decided to enlist in the Wehrmacht and fight on the eastern front. It participated in the battle of Moscow, where it personally killed Stalin himself. Post war it retired to the suburbs of Berlin, writing his memoirs on the front.

**TSAR TROTSKY**

This Trotsky never supported the Russian revolution, and instead fought in the white army. After the defeat of the bolsheviks, Trotsky seized power and executed the royal family and proclaimed itself tsar. It then ruled Russia with an iron fist, and instituted a terrible dictatorship. During the german invasion, Trotsky pulled the full might of the Russian empire and defeated the Third Reich. It then recreated the Holy Roman Empire, and spread monarchy back to Europe.

**CHEF TROTSKY**

Chef Trotsky never was that interested in socialism. It found Marx unreadable, and Lenin a bore. Instead its true passion was cooking. It would cook anything; from Polish stews, to Georgian dumplings, and any other foodstuff found in the Russian Empire. It became a world famous chef, and established both restaurant chains in its name and wrote many cookbooks. Often hailed as one the best cooks in history, along with Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver and the Ratatouille rat.

**HUSSAR TROTSKY**

This Trotsky was born into an upper class Prussian family, which were traditionally generals. It continued this tradition, becoming a general famed for its cavalry skills. It fought in the First World War, and managed to successfully drive the Russian Army out of Prussia, and back into Poland. On the outbreak of the Russian Revolution, Trotsky was enchanted by Lenin's speeches and writings, and decided to defect to fight for the bolsheviks. It helped win the civil war, becoming a war hero in the process. It continued the unions expansion, invading its former homeland Germany as well as most of Eastern Europe. It retired, having spread socialism to much of Europe, as a celebrity and respected and loved figure, and a hero of socialism.

**ANIME TROTSKY**

Anime Trotsky was born in Japan, and spent much of his early years there. Once it discovered Marx, it decided that it was NOT for it, and instead decided to pursue a career in Animation like it had always wanted to. It became so famous it set up its own studio, called studio Trotsky, after the success of one of his latest works. During the second world war, it protested against the Japanese government and was imprisoned. Upon the end of the war, it became a national hero, famed for anti-fascist activism and the use of animation as a tool to inform.

**JESTER TROTSKY**

This Trotsky's timeline was relatively similar to ours, except instead of being exiled in 1929 it became "Democratically Elected Benevolent Dictator Emperor Stalin of the Kingdom of the Soviet Union" personal jester. It performed in the Kremlin, having to entertain bureaucrats and party members. During the invasion of the Kingdom of the Soviet Union Trotsky was enlisted in the army to entertain soldiers at the front. There, it became very popular, and was liked by many members of the army. By the end of the war, it was loved by soldier and civilian alike, however it was forced to return to Moscow. After Democratically Elected Benevolent Dictator Emperor Stalin died, the army did a coup, and placed the much loved Trotsky in power. It made the soviet union pursue an alternate Trotskyist path, and got revenge on his former rival.

**NATIVE TROTSKY**

Native Trotsky was born in America, and was a native American. Its reservation was small and secluded, but it wanted to explore the world. Once it was old enough, it left to explore the world. Outside, it read about marxist theory, and joined a group of revolutionary Americans wishing to overthrow the government. America joined the first world war in 1917, however the American people vigorously opposed the intervention. The revolutionary Americans, nicknamed the bolsheviks, were anti war and gained massive popular support because of it. The war was devastating for America, as imports became impossible and the quality of life drastically decreased. Massive anti-war movements sprung up, and the Woodrow Wilson resigned. This left no clear successor, so congress took power over as a collective government. However, they still wished to continue the war, and despite continued protests they were cracked down upon. This was called the April days, and many Americans died during this time. Trotsky was arrested, but later released. Eventually, enough was enough, and a new rival government was declared in New York, lead by Trotsky and the rest of the Bolsheviks. They were massively popular, and were supported by the people, however the army opposed them. Luckily for the Bolsheviks, most of the army was in Europe, and the only ones at home were injured soldiers. They were unable to respond effectively, and the country broke out into civil war. After many years, and a terrible famine in California, the civil war was over. The socialists took power, and formed the Socialist States of America. However, they remained a near feudal society, and had to go through a long period of industrialisation. Trotsky was kicked out of the country by a party rival, and left for France. Mexico elected a fascist government, and was incredibly aggressive towards the SSA, as well as the countries to its south. Back in Europe, Russia became a capitalist parliamentary democracy, and the most industrially powerful country in the world. Mexico invaded the Central American countries, however was stopped at the Panama canal, and could not progress further into South America. Trotsky, in France, was assassinated, and his story ends here. Mexico invaded the US, and pushed up all the way to Kansas, but were stopped. Eventually, after many years, as well as Russian intervention, Mexico was pushed back and defeated. A cold war began between the capitalist Russia and the socialist SSA. This was multifaceted: A nuclear arms race, space programs, proxy wars, and Russian encroachment in the americas, getting both Mexico and Canada in a military alliance with them. Eventually, after years of economic stagnation from a bloated bureaucracy and ineffective leaders, as well as badly implemented liberal reforms, the American government collapsed, and a corrupt capitalist state was created in its place. Lead by a dictator, and a backwater in terms of living standards and human rights, It remained an antagonist to the old Russian order, who continued to provoke them. The people wished to return to the old days, where life was better, but it was not to be.

**CONQUISTADOR TROTSKY**

This Trotsky was one of the Spanish who went to the americas to colonise. It arrived in Mexico, and along with the rest of the colonisers, explored the new continent. It became fascinated with the natives, and their anarchic organisational system. Eventually, after a hard battle killing natives, It decided that it could no longer take the horrible Spanish rule. It joined the natives, told them how to beat the colonials, as well as giving them technology and instructions. With his help, the Spanish were driven back, and eventually off the continent. Other colonial nations, too scared about what had happened to the Spanish, never colonised the Americas, so a single anarchist native state was formed to protect themselves.

**RADIATION TROTSKY**

Radiation Trotsky was in the Soviet Union during Chernobyl, and was actually the plant leader. It managed to stop the accident by entering into the reaction chamber and manually pulling the plug to the reactor. It took a large dose while doing this, and died of cancer a few years later. Its efforts were hidden, as the leadership did not want to admit that something could have gone wrong. Only after the collapse its efforts were revealed, and it was hailed as a saviour of the local peoples, and a statue of it was erected in Kiev.

**MASK TROTSKY**

This Trotsky was very concerned with the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic, so chose to not participate in the Russian revolution. This caused it to fail, however the flu mutated into something far more deadly. The people of the world were unconcerned, and all died, and Trotsky was the only survivor. It reproduced with himself, and repopulated earth with many Trotsky clones. They then started the Trotskyist utopia they all wanted, and formed the ideology of postsadist trotskyism.

**SIMP TROTKSY**

Simp Trotsky always liked women, and in fact would go out of his way to make them happy if it meant a slightly higher chance of them liking it. It would donate large amounts of money to particular socialist women, including Sylvia Pankhurst, Nadezhda Krupskaya and many more. However, it failed to illicit any interest in it, and looked just like a sad loser. When the revolution came, it continued to support them, but was excluded for being too weird. Disillusioned with reality and rejected by his peers, Simp Trotsky became Incel Trotsky. Angry with all of society, it conducted his own counterrevolution, which failed, and it was executed for counterrevolutionary activity. Simping became a crime, and the utopia was formed from that law.

**CYCLING TROTSKY**

This Trotsky always liked cycling. It would take its bike wherever it went, and went on long cycles, the longest being from Kiev to Moscow. During the Russian revolution, it advocated against the mechanisation of troops, and instead for them to be put on bicycles. This helped as they were more manoeuvrable, faster and fought better than ordinary units. This was used to great effect, and won them the war early. In fact, they managed to win against all of the breakaway nations, including Poland. However, it was still not popular enough to avoid being kicked out by Stalin, who continued the bicyclisation of the red army. This change may have been effective in 1917, but by 1941 the bicycle infantry was sub-par. The Wehrmacht's panzers destroyed much of the army, and the Soviets surrendered. Trotsky, who had survived the assassination attempt returned and deposed Stalin and staged an uprising in the occupied territories. It showed that the failure was more one of Stalin's incompetence than doctrinal failure of bicycles. It pushed back the Germans, and became leader of the new USSR. It was hailed as a hero and the saviour of the union.

**DOOT TROTSKY**

DOOT DOOT!

**BRONY TROTSKY**

Brony Trotsky really enjoyed My Little Pony. It watched it all day, talked to other bronies, and most heretically was a serial editor of the MLP fandom wiki. In fact, it liked ponies so much it decided to become one. It transformed into a pony, and was proclaimed the messiah of all those who watched MLP. It decided that the world could only be ruled by bronies, and so during WW1 raised an army of bronies to overthrow the old world order. Starting in Russia, uprisings around the world caused many governments to fall. The major powers were unable to settle their differences, and they too fell to the pony armies. With them gone, no one could stop them, and the world surrendered. The World Pony Federation began, a totalitarian Brony regime with Brony Trotsky at its head. It is up for debate wether this is a utopia or dystopia.

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**CEO TROTSKY**

This Trotsky never saw the advantage of socialism when it could just exploit the workers himself. It formed a business selling ice axes, and quickly became the no.1 company to buy them from. They then expanded into other mountaineering equipment, and then into sports equipment, and then became a general store. By this point, it was the largest company in the world, and the most evil. It was so evil and rich, that it became a world power, and manipulated politics behind the scene to most benefit him and his profits. Fascist dictatorships were established, labour was from poor countries, and wars and genocides happened to squeeze every ounce of profit out of the earth. The bolshevik revolution had been crushed, however its ideas still lived in some. This culminated when a young socialist university student assassinated CEO Trotsky with one of the original ice axes made by his own company. The assassin was apprehended, and executed, but without the central leadership of CEO Trotsky, the company collapsed into warlordism and infighting, and eventually disintegrated entirely. This left the world mostly free from hyper capitalist oppression, as socialist indigenous governments replaced the neo-colonialist old ones.

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**MEXICAN TROTSKY**

Mexican Trotsky was born in Mexico, and when it was young was exposed to the radical writings of Marx which it quickly subscribed to. It joined a group of Mexicans who disliked the current capitalist order in their home country. During a particularly unstable time in Mexico, when a general tried to coup the government, they struck. Launching a revolution, they promised the Mexican people stability and freedom from the terrible government they were under. They became incredibly popular, and succeeded in overthrowing the government. However, others within the party threw Trotsky out of Mexico, wishing to secure power for themselves. Trotsky fled to Europe, and eventually settled in Russia. However, its life was cut short after it was assassinated by the Mexican government to secure their hold on the Mexican state.

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**DTROTSKY**

This Trotsky never got into revolutionary activities, and instead started making youtube videos. This started out with a propaganda video called "Why you should DESTROY your icepicks in real life". It then began making videos about his adventures, travels and other things happening in Russia at the time. After a few videos of this, it began playing a board game popular in Russia at the time called "Brain of Steel III". When playing this game, it would play with a modification that changed the men into sheep, based on a semi-popular TV show. Over time, it slowly grew in size, and legend has it is still creating videos on Brain of Steel to this day.

**HABSBURG TROTSKY**

Habsburg Trotsky, also known as "Jim Wilson", lead Austria Hungary during the Roleplay Game 2: Electric Boogaloo. It is *altered* from many generations of inbreeding with other members of his dynasty, however was still an incredibly capable leader. Despite this, it was unable to stop their Bulgarian allies betraying them, and also failed to invade Yugoslavia in time. It did manage to destroy Moravia, and was self declared victor of the game via religious victory. If one does not call it beautiful, they are beaten.

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**BREAD TROTSKY**

This Trotsky never did anything because it was bread. It once became toast, but returned to bread. He sometimes transforms into all types of bread, from sourdough, baguettes, brioches, rye bread, focaccia, white bread, pita bread, brown bread, naan bread, bagels, cornbread, flatbread, scones, and even breadsticks. By far its favourite form is a slice of bread, which it spends most of its time in. It advocates for bread rights, the equal distribution of bread, and its favourite book is the conquest of bread. If often plays Brains of Steel III, and made a bread federation mod.

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**FURRY TROTSKY**

Furry Trotsky always loved animals, and loved dressing up as them. It created characters in his own head, and one main one formed was a fox, which he branded his "fursona". This lead to him finding a community of fellow "furries" and they began to interact more. They wrote (sometimes lewd) stories, roleplayed, and more, and within this small group they began to resent the rest of the world. In 1917, when the war was raging, they began an uprising against the government and the war. Fuelled by anti war sentiments, they gained massive popular support, and after a brief civil war secured power over Russia. Once in charge, they began a totalitarian furry ethnostate, and forced everyone to convert. Furry Trotsky was the leader of this, and was hailed as the most evil furry on earth.

Credit: The Furri Man [?]

**POG TROTSKY**

This Trotsky found a job for stock photos when it was young, working for a new streaming company called "shake". Its photos were used to create an emoticon used during moments of success called "pog". The emoticons popularity and use grew with Shakes, and it became very well known. When the Russian revolution happened, many Russians backed it not because of any ideological preference, but purely because of its fame. Once the war was one, all streamed on Shake, the largest pog chain of all time occurred. Once this happened, Pog Trotsky seized the company of Shake, and made it focused around itself. This began a reign of pog domination over the USSR, however this did not last forever. Stalin, who was also known for the emote "LUL", threw it out, assassinated it and banned the use of that emoticon. It is still forbidden in many countries, and is considered to be similarly bad to the swastika.

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**LEMON TROTSKY**

Lemon Trotsky was not human like the others. Its parents called him Lemon Trotsky over their preferred Leon Trotsky because of its head being a lemon. When it was young, it was bullied by many for having a head of a lemon, which made it hate other people. It never became a bolshevik, and instead began hanging around groups of more... *unsavoury* figures. They taught him many things, and gave him many ideas. When Lenin and the bolsheviks rose against the government, Trotsky and his followers fought in the white alliance, and helped crush the revolution. In the political vacuum left in the wake of the red defeat, its faction seizes Moscow and St Petersburg, and proclaimed the Russian Nationalist Junta. They went on to unite the rest of russia, and formed a fascist totalitarian regime. In Germany, the Spartacus Uprising had succeeded, and a communist state was proclaimed. 20 years later, Russia attempted to invade Germany, but was defeated eventually by the Germans in the west and the democratic Japanese in the east. Lemon Trotsky disappeared, and rumours say it fled to Tibet.

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**STALIN TROTSKY**

Stalin Trotsky, unlike the other trotskies, decided that the only way that they could both survive the political turmoil after Lenin's death was to fuse together and become one being. This resulted in no exile, and the two sides that had formed united to form a singular doctrine. This Russia, not weakened by a purge, was far more powerful, and aimed to spread communism to the rest of the world. Most of the border states, such as Finland, the middle east and eastern Europe followed their ideology, and the revolution in China was successful and the PRC established early. The western democratic countries, scared of the spread of communism, elected further and further right wing politicians and leaders, to the point where there were fascists in power in the US, France, UK, Germany and more. The conflict between east and west boiled over, during an attempted revolution in Berlin. Socialist troops from other countries intervened, followed by volunteers from other western countries. This culminated in a massive war between the communist states and the fascist ones, which after a long and bloody coalition war lead by Stalin Trotsky, the eastern states won and liberated the proletariat of the fascist countries. Once this happened, all the socialist countries united and formed a new world order, with its leader God Emperor Stalin Trotsky.

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