Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Theme Song

**Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Theme Song** is an unused song in *Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted*, and it features vocals of Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy, as well as HandUnit.

## **About**

According to the YouTube videos which featured the song itself, the song starts with a hearty introduction by HandUnit. The song's lyrics describe the personalities of each of the three, as well as making shilling comments about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza as a whole, as well as off-hand comments in the background. Occasionally, a monotonous voice will pipe in and recite a fine print notice, as if reading a disclaimer. The ending of the song features promotions offered by some advertisers from the company. The music fades out at the end. The melody is reminiscent of 1980s style techno music, befitting the era in which Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was first open, with rock guitar accents, courtesy of Bonnie.

While it is unused, the song and the showtime was likely supposed to be played when the Showtime Button in the Main Hub is pressed.

## **Credits**

### Vocals

* **Kellen Goff** - Freddy Fazbear
* **Joe Gaudet** - Bonnie
* **Amber Lee Connors** - Chica
* **Chris McCullough** - Foxy

## **Lyrics**

* **HandUnit** *[spoken]* Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Fazbear Entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one, the only, Freddy Fazbear!
* **Freddy**: *[spoken]* Hello, everybody! You ready to have a good time? I know I am! *[singing]* 'Cause it's...
* **Together:** Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! For kids, it's number one!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where fantasy meets fun!

*("Fun not actually guaranteed")*
* **Freddy:** *[spoken]* Well, let's meet the band! *[singing]* My name is Freddy, I'm the singer in the band, got a hat and a big bowtie!
I'm a big, brown bear, but don't be scared, I'm a real fun-lovin' guy!
* **Bonnie:** Bonnie's my name, I'm hoppin' along, floppy ears and a cotton tail!
My guitar is blazin', this rabbit's "Hare"-raisin'! Just listen to me wail!
* **Freddy:** *[spoken]* Take it, Bonnie!
* **Bonnie:** *[electric guitar riff]*
* **Together:** Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! You get yer pizza by the pound!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where all the kids are safe and sound!

*("Fazbear Entertainment offers absolutely no guarantees regarding guest safety.")*
* **Chica:** *[spoken]* Hey, I'm Chica! *[singing]* The lady of the group, my singing is a treat!
* **Bonnie:** *[spoken]* So sweet!
* **Chica:** But keep an eye on your pizza, *[yells excitedly]* 'CUZ I'M A BIRD WHO LIKES TO EAT! NOM NOM NOM NOM!
* **Freddy:** Finally, there's Foxy! One eye and a hook for a hand!
He hangs out over in Pirate's Cove.
* **Foxy:**Now you've met all the members of the band!
* **Together:** *[spoken]* WOO-HOO!!
* **Together:** Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! the fun just can't be beat!
* **Together:** Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! It's time for us to eat!
* **Advertiser 1:** *[spoken]* For the next hour, add meat to any kids' pizza for just a dollar!
* **Advertiser 2:** *[spoken]* And if your parents really love you, they'll buy you a thirty-two ounce Freddy Fountain drink!
* **Advertiser 3:** *[spoken]* And don't forget: All the popular kids sign up for our mailing list.
* **Together:** *[spoken]* And get free stuff on their birthday!
* **Advertiser 1:** *[spoken]* Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
* **Together:** *[spoken]* Where fantasy meets fun! *[singing]* Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear Pizza!
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear Pizza!
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear Pizza!

## **Trivia**

* This is the first music track in the entire *Five Nights at Freddy's* franchise to have lyrics.
* Contrary to Scott Cawthon's reddit post about why the Showtime function has not been implemented, he actually has not necessarily rejected it. He is simply still "Sitting on the Bench" about it. This may imply that he plans to add it in the future, at an unknown time.
* While the original and voiced tracks are currently unused, three used tracks in the game: "Twisted Birthday", "Bonnie Clash", and "Creepy Freddy", all of which play in Blacklight areas, are remixes of this theme. Coincidentally, the remixes were also composed by Allen Simpson.
	+ "Twisted Birthday" is a slower, music box rendition of the song that plays in the Blacklight version of the main hub level of The Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience, "Bonnie Clash" is a slower version of the normal instrumental that plays in the Blacklight version of Bonnie's Parts and Service level, and "Creepy Freddy" is a slower version of "Twisted Birthday" which plays in the Pizza Party level of Night Terrors.
* HandUnit's introduction preceding the song, which introduces Freddy, also shows up in game at the end of the Pizza Party level when the player is stuffed into Freddy by William Afton, but glitches out at "only", the last word in the introduction before he says Freddy's name.
	+ In earlier builds, HandUnit actually spoke the full version of the introduction, which was replaced by the version where he glitches out in the final game.
* Despite being credited as such, Joe Gaudet commented on a video of the song that Bonnie was "not [his] voice".
* Christopher McCullough wound up being the only actor to play the same character in the song in a different area of the final version of the game, as the Pirate Ride level from Afraid of the Dark in the Curse of Dreadbear DLC prominently features him as Foxy.
* The version without lyrics is used within Five Nights at Freddy's VR's credits, if they are accessed from the main menu.