Dank Kermit Krew

Hey, we're the monkeys, and we dont money around. We just try to be friendly. I fuck apples.

### Description:

The DKK Steam group logo

The Dank Kermit Krew, or as it is commonly referred to as, the DKK, is a group that was founded by Spark some time around late October to early December 2016. Its purpose is to worship Robbie Rotten. Its steam group can be found here.

## History

The DKK is only a year and a half old, and started off with only three members: Spark, Iggy, and Scott. It currently holds 16 members.

The current list of members is:

* Spark
* Scott
* Iggy
* Comrade
* Blizzard
* Yolo Yoda
* Bob Ross/Bill Nye
* Weeaboo Jones
* MrChaos
* T3CHNOLOG1C
* iLeikEggs
* Nick!
* Pinguino
* Lukas130799
* Hieronymus7Z
* Ron

## The Rules

The DKK has a list of rules, which are listed below.

1.Dont suck (Unless you're Iggy)

2.Dont be racist (Unless you're Iggy)

3.Be awesome (Unless you're Iggy)

4.Insulting other members will get you kicked (Unless it's a joke)

5.There are only two genders (Unless you're Iggy)

6.Must have style and grace (Unless you're Iggy)

7.Harambe died for our sins (Unless you're Iggy)

8.Spark is the leader followed by Iggy then Scott

9.It's just a prank bro (Unless the camera is pointed at Iggy)

10.Im your uncle (Unless you're Iggy)

11.Call eachother "fam" (It means fat autistic man)

12.We have delcared war on bronies (Unless you're Iggy)

13.Write fanfictions about me and you (Unless you're Iggy)

14.If Kermit asks to die, dont let him, we need him for streaming

15.Force-feed Kermit if he refuses to eat

16.Shove your fist up Kermits ass to make him talk

17.Anal is over-rated (Not a rule, just my opinion(unless you're Iggy))

18.Drink water, it's good for you (Unless you're Iggy, you can drink coke and die)

20.We hate number 19

22.We cant count good

23.We dont england gud (Unless you're Iggy)

24.We dont mind straight or gay people (Unless you're Christian)

25.Play Tf2 twice a week (Unless you're Spark, Scott or Iggy)

26.We will find Scott a nickname

27.We fuck dogs

28.We fuck cats

29.We dont know what dogs and cats are

30.We cant count higher than 31

31.We love Pizza
1b.7
2b.Half life 2.5

3b.Half life 3

3c.What has this become?

100.Drink Bleach.

It is unknown what the consequence for not obeying the rules are.

## The DKK Anthem

The DKK also has an anthem, which is located below for your singing pleasure.

So they're finally here

Performing for you

If you know the words
You can join in too

Put your hands together, if you wanna clap

As we take you through this froggy rap

DKK

Dank Kermit Krew

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

And if you don't, you can burn in hell

His sentry gun can fire in bursts

If it shoots ya, it's gonna kill you, faggot

He's bigger, fatter, a little bit gay

He's the first member of the DKK

DKK

Dank Kermit Krew

DKK

Dank Kermit Krew's here

This russian is fat, so listen up, food

He can eat you up in one swift move

He's fat and slow and stinks like shit

if you get too close, it's gonna get lit

If you choose him, you'll not choose right

With a nom and an om, he's one fat fuck

DKK

Dank Kermit Krew

He has no style, he has no grace

This guy is a fucking disgrace

He can sticky-spam when he needs to

And blow them all up, while the team goes "BOOO"

His house is shitty, just like a shaq

This guy is, really black. I mean, REALLY black. Like, seriously, i'm not trying to be racist here, but you can't even see him at night. One time, i had all my lights off in my house and he snuck up behind me and i didn't even know he was there, even though i turned around. Plus, he also ate chicken out of a KFC dumpster last weekend. I told him not to but he didn't give a single fuck and just kept going like a raccoon. Wait, that wasn't supposed to come out like that. I didn't mean to be racist to raccoons no hate pls........

RACISM

DKK

Dank Kermit Krew
DKK
Dank Kermit Krew's here

He's back again, in World War 2

And this time, the gas bomb goes boom

He can get real high with his Kritzkreig on

With his overdose out, your life is gone

He'll make you die, when he tries to heal you

But Jews beware, 'cause he's after you

RACISM PT.2

DKK

Dank Kermit Krew

HUH

Finally, he's here for you

He's the last member of the DK Krew

This guy's so weak, it isn't funny

He'll always cry out for his mummy

He can't pick up rocks, fucking disgrace

He's russian and hated by the human race

He may move fast, and jump real high

He says he's straight, but we think he's bi

C'mon Chaos, take it to Hightower

Miniguns, revolvers, medigun beams. sticky launchers, scatterguns and broken dreams.

AWWW YEH BOIIIIIIIIIIII

(repeat x9.5)

## Trivia

* The DKK is actually a church
* The DKK was named after Kermit, the closest disciple of Robbie Rotten.
* The DKK's rival group is the Edgy Pyro Mains.