Bog Baby

A bog baby is the most worst thing. Just terrible. It is what is there when you are a loser; when you are sandblasted by power and strength and left to the elements until there is no worth left in your soul. I hate the bog baby. You hate the bog baby even if you don't know that you do. We all fear that we could become the bog baby because we know on the day we become the bog baby we deserve no less than to become the bog baby. This is the worst punishment.

## Powers and Personality

The Bog baby uses its appearance to distract from the fact that it is very wretched. We are not fooled because nothing is more wretched than bog baby itself. Sometimes it will be multiple bog babies because multiple people become stumbling losers untouched by the light of god and *scalded* by the eye of justice. You are encouraged to see the bog babies because it actualizes their suffering. When we watch them with our eyes we confirm they are there as heinous tumors on the face of our perfect firmament, and we are glad for the privilege.

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## Types

There are many types of bog baby and they are equally revolting to the body and brain. We will show you these bog babies so you can seethe at them as we have seethed for centuries.

Okay first off is main baby. We had to show this one first but we didn't want to. We didn't want to show any of them, actually, because as much as it is righteous to hate them we still feel a malaise that they are there at all. "atural de u debil" he frowns. What? Who gives a shit? No one asked you. They all have that on them.

The next one looks very upset. This is a good thing; he is almost on the right track. But actually he is not upset, this is just the visual design of his face. He is no better than the others. He is not worth anything and he does not have the decency to understand that.

Oh, you thought he was happy? No. He is nothing.

This one is not happy either. It looks smug. You might think it has something to hide from the world, and indeed it does. This baby knows why bog babies exist and (for some reason) why they *still* exist. Guess what? It won't tell anyone. At least, we assume all of this is true. It would be exactly the kind of loathsome, self-centered behavior to expect from a fucking bog baby I'll tell you what.

This one over here isn't that bad. JUST KIDDING YOU DUMBASS his name is professor Snivenstein and he is as bad as the rest. We told you that up at the top. That was the first thing we said: "they are equally revolting to the body and brain". Snivenstein is always coming up to people he shouldn't and we don't care what happens after that. He should not be near anyone. He should not even be near himself. It is an issue of cringe safety.

Ugh this one is just pig. Not funny.

    Another one who will say he is happy. He will tell you this is the case. Guess what? He is actually happy. That is the worst thing about him, the son of a bitch.

You would be surprised to look for a face on this big asshole and see none. Why is there no face? Why does that matter, we'd respond. You would understand it is a foolish question. Bog babies are just dumb like that. It probably removed its face so that it couldn't see itself anymore. Nice try bog baby! You are always just as disgusting. Always.

As an added note I cannot even format him properly so it just goes to show.

lol this one looks like he has a large brain. Do you see it? It is pushing out against his flesh and causing unbearable pain (we hope). Watch him not be able to solve anything. He's still the most stupid, possibly *the most* stupid. His eyes see nothing. His mouth betrays no true emotion. He is a bog baby now and forever. Pathetic.

Gross.

See, this is what we mean. This is the kind of shit bog babies get up to. You turn your back and now they have some eyes. What will they do with them? Grow? Watch? Learn? No, the hell they won't. They won't do any of that. They will waste the eye potential. When I see bog babies like this I give them a swift kick in the mortal tether and send them downstream to great undergod Sharach'l Ika'autachi.

    Booo! Spooky! <- That is what we would say if this was either Boo or Spooky, but instead it is a deep fried bog baby. Sorry everyone, Halloween can't happen anymore because of this absolute POX. Look at the folded skin. Watch the frown. Are you scared? Obviously not. Bog babies can't do anything right. They are their own proof that they are wrong.

This is another one I cannot properly format, so it deserves a turn in the incilliation chamber.

"The Baby Hour" Oh please. We are not scared of your threats. This baby thinks it can be anomalous by manifesting the baby hour, but it is a low tier. No one is convinced. Never try again, worthless scum. Trash at the bottom of my shoe. The baby hour will happen on August 25th 2047 between the hours of 3:00pm and 4:00pm. This is the only time it will happen.

    No!!! This proves nothing?? Literally just serves to waste everyone's time. Not at all impressed by this bog baby being a drawing instead of a real baby. They are trying to get 2 dimensional, but this will never work because they have always been 1 dimensional. Did we say have? We meant should. Get them... OUTTA HERE. Just take these bog babies... ***OUTTA HERE!!!***

snrf snorf hehehe no but this one is horrible of course and im sick of it.

There aresome others too i dont care

## Trivia

* Hate.
* Professor Snivenstein adds lumps to things.
* Professor Snivenstein derives great pleasure in adding lumps to things.