Winter Vacation Again transcript

Male Robotic Voices: ***The Simpsons***

Clancy: ***back again for season 29***

[Rock And Roll Version Of *The Simpsons* Theme Tune In Background]

There’s a billboard that reads: Try Krusty Burger's new garden chicken salad

Ralph is enjoying his strawberry ice cream treat while Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney are sawing off the head of the statue of Jebediah Springfield, but the head lands right on Ralph’s head.

Ralph: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bart is seen writing *I will never forget Krusty the Clown*

[School Bell Ringing]

Bart skateboards outta the school building, all the way back home to the Simpson family’s house.

Dewy is conducting the student’s music while Lisa is playing her saxophone uncontrollably while walking out the door.

Homer is seen working at the Nuclear Power Plant while Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny and Carl are watching above him, and he finds a green radiation orb.

[Steam Whistle Sounds]

Homer leaves to drive back home from work.

Marge and Maggie are grocery shopping, but the cashier picks up Maggie and scans her by mistake and Marge rescues her immediately.

Homer is driving around while Bart is still skateboarding.

Marge and Maggie are now driving back home to their house.

Outside the Simpson family’s house, Homer is standing by the open garage, just as Lisa scoots right past him on her bicycle.

Homer: “D’oh!”

The Simpson family’s car is just about to pull right into the driveway.

Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Homer rushes right back inside the house, and the 5 members of The Simpson family are about to sit on the sofa, but Pig Pen's sitting right on it.

## Scene 1: Springfield Elementary School/Carol Berrera's classroom

Carol: "Now don't forget, students, today's the last week of school before winter vacation, so be sure to dress up nice and warm for the winter holidays."

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse and the others file outta their separate classrooms and put on their winter jackets, caps and gloves.

Bart: "Oh boy, I'm super excited about winter vacation, I bet there's gonna be the Christmas festival at the Springfield Shopping Mall."

Lisa: "So am I, Bart."

Milhouse: "I wonder if there's gonna be a shopping mall Santa Claus there."

They all get right on the Springfield Elementary School bus and Otto drives them all the way home to their separate houses.

### The Simpson family's house

Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer are watching *The Pig Pen the Clown Show* on television in their living room.

***Pig Pen: "Okay, kids of all ages, it's time for The Itchy and Scratchy Show with a brand new winter holiday theme."***

***[Itchy And Scratchy Show Theme Music On Television Screen]***

***Chipmunk like voices: They fight and bite***

***they fight and bite and bite***

***fight, fight, fight***

***bite, bite, bite***

***The Itchy and Scratchy Show***

***Episode 198: Christmas Craziness***

***Itchy wraps Scratchy's Christmas gift and puts it right underneath his Christmas tree.***

***Itchy: [Giggles A Bit]***

***Scratchy shows up and picks up the Christmas gift that Itchy got for him.***

***Scratchy: "Wow, for me? (reading the gift tag) to Scratchy, from, Itchy, merry Christmas and happy holidays."***

***Scratchy opens up his Christmas gift and finds an exploding Frisbee.***

***[Explosions!]***

***Scratchy: [Coughs A Bit]***

Bart and Lisa: [Laughing Uncontrollably]

Homer: "That Christmas episode is such a gag riot!"

Marge: "I just simply don't understand these cartoon animated Christmas episodes."

(Brief Pause)

Marge: "Alright, show's over, it's time to go right now."

Lisa: "Where are we going this year?"

Marge: "We're going to the Springfield Shopping Mall for the Christmas festival."

Bart, Lisa and Homer: "The Christmas Festival?"

Marge: "Yep, it's for Maggie's 1st Christmas holiday, and by the way, I even invited Pig Pen to come along with all of us."

Bart: "You mean Pig Pen the Clown? super thrilling."

Later, the Simpson family along with Pig Pen, are driving around on their way to the Springfield Shopping Mall.

### Inside the Springfield Shopping Mall

Lisa: "Oh my gosh, the Christmas Festival is more beautiful like it was last year."

Marge: "Well, we'd better keep moving, we don't wanna keep that shopping mall Santa Claus waiting too long for this."

The Simpson family members and Pig Pen walk around and get in line to see the shopping mall Santa Claus, but Bart's a bit depressed and nervous.

Pig Pen: "What's the matter with you, Bart? you look like a melted ice cream bar on the street and you're next in line to see the big man himself."

Bart: "I don’t know, Pig Pen, I thought having the Christmas festival would make me bright and cheerful, but it seems to me like something's missing."

Pig Pen: "Yeah right, it's always something, like when I finally got to sleep with Bumblebee Man, he had a look, but when you got up close, he also had a sweet smelling sense of humor."

Marge: "Oh, Bart, you're next."

Bart climbs right up on Shopping Mall Santa Claus's right leg.

Shopping Mall Santa Claus: [Chuckling] "Shopping Mall Santa Claus is brought to you in part this season by chipotle, between good and evil, it's chipotle."

Shopping Mall Santa Claus: "So, what do you want for Christmas this year?"

Bart: "Oh, what do I want for Christmas this year? what do I want for Christmas this year?"

Bart looks around and sees the presence of Pig Pen standing by.

Bart: [Teared Up] "You know what I want for Christmas this year? I want my good friend and idol back."

Shopping Mall Santa Claus: "Your good friend and idol?"

Bart: "Yes, my good friend and idol, Krusty the Clown, he's deceased, it's Springfield's very 1st Christmas without him, and nobody's ever mentioned his name."

Pig Pen looks on in concern.

Bart: "I don't care about this stupid crazy carnival or Christmas, I don't care about anything except Krusty, [Teared Up] I want Krusty."

Bart: [Weeping Heavily]

Shopping Mall Santa Claus: "You want me to put a deceased clown on my list?"

Bart: [Still Weeping] "Yes, please!"

Bart: "Oh, and I'd like *The Itchy and Scratchy Movie* on DVD as well."

### Back home at the Simpson family's house/the living room

Pig Pen: "Hey, hey, Bart."

Bart: "Hey, what's this? what are you doing, Pig Pen?"

Pig Pen: "Pig Pen? who's Pig Pen? I'm Krusty, your most favorite television clown host."

Bart: "Forget about it, Pig Pen, you don't even look a bit like Krusty."

Pig Pen: "Come on, I went through lots of trouble, for example, I know Krusty was rather into Bible jokes, so I read the joke books."

Bart: "Look, I really appreciate all of this, Pig Pen, but there's only 1 Krusty, and it's tough for me that he's gone for good, especially around the winter holidays."

Pig Pen: "Okay, I know what'll cheer you up a lot, how 'bout you open up 1 of those Christmas gifts? it's from me, merry Christmas and happy holidays."

Bart opens up his Christmas gift and finds a new time travel machine.

Bart: "Wow, a new time travel machine, I bet this can replace the 1 that got destroyed."

Pig Pen: "That's exactly right, Bart, you can use it to go back in time and prevent a certain somebody's passing from happening."

Bart: "Well, Pig Pen, right before I go back in time to save Krusty's entire life, I guess this is goodbye from now on."

Pig Pen: "Well, goodbye then, Bart."

Bart: "Goodbye, Pig Pen."

Bart goes right upstairs in his bedroom and builds his new time travel machine.

Bart: "There, that should do it, now to time travel back to the place where Krusty got struck and killed instantly."

Bart turns on the time travel machine, then goes back in time to save Krusty's entire life.

### Back to the previous event

Krusty: "Kids, it's been so much fun and exciting having the 12 of you in the audience on my show, now let's all take a nice long walk around downtown Springfield."

Lisa: "That's a good idea, Krusty."

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse and Krusty walk around downtown Springfield.

Milhouse: "Wow, what a super thrilling afternoon."

Bart: "Super thrilling indeed."

Bart, Lisa and Milhouse notice Krusty going off on the other side, where there's a rocket missile coming right towards him.

Bart: "Krusty, watch out!”

Lisa: “I can’t even look where it’s happening!”

Milhouse: “Neither can I!”

Bart rushes over to Krusty's rescue and saves him from being struck by the rocket missile.

Krusty: "What the crap?"

Bart: "You're alive, my good friend and idol!"

Krusty: "Of course I'm alive, Bart, what the crap's going on around here?"

Bart: "Krusty, that rocket missile killed you, and when it did, a little part of me passed away as well too, I couldn't live without you, so I came back from Springfield's future to save your entire life."

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse and Krusty are now walking back home to the Simpson family's house.

Krusty: "Bart, thanks for saving my entire life, if this never happened, they would've hired a new celebrity clown host and moved on."

Bart: "Well, Krusty, now that you're back and alive, we're gonna watch your show on television from now on."

### Back inside the Simpson family's house

***Krusty: "Well, I'll see you real soon, kids, I sure hope you're all enjoying your winter holiday vacation."***

Homer: "Oh that Krusty, what a clown, what a brave young man."

Bart: "At least it's a good thing he's still alive and in business."

Marge: "And it's a good thing we're enjoying our Christmas gifts."

Lisa: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everybody in Springfield."

Fade to another black screen........

### Voice Cast Members End Credits

***Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Ralph Wiggum Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders and Kearney Zzyzwicz (voices)***

***Yeardey Smith as Lisa Simpson (voice)***

***Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty, Selma and Jackie Bouvier (voices)***

***Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Abe Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie, Itchy, Poochie, Snowball V, Santa’s Little Helper and Mayor Quimby (voices)***

***Pamela Hayden as Milhouse Van Houten and Rod Flanders (voices)***

***Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny Leonard, Seymour Skinner, Timothy Lovejoy, Otto Mann, Kent Brockman, Scratchy and Julius Hibbert (voices)***

***Sofia Vergara as Carol Berrera (voice)***

***Ben Stiller as Pig Pen the Clown (voice)***

### Special Guest Voice Credits

***Ian McKellan as the Shopping Mall Santa Claus***