The Mom Rap

Kyle's mom comes home to him leaving a cup in the sink, and since Kyle was making a beat, she told him to drop it, and she starts rapping.

## Plot

The video (and Kyle's channel itself) starts off with Kyle's mom coming home from what seems like work, and says "What a day". She then goes to the kitchen and checks the sink and then finds a cup in there, which meant Kyle didn't do the dishes. So she starts yelling Kyle's name twice. Kyle takes off his headphones and says yes. Kyle's mom says she might be going crazy but knows she told Kyle to do the dishes before she left. Kyle says he did do them. Kyle's mom doesn't believe him, so she starts repeatedly pointing at the sink. Kyle clarifies it by saying that it was the cup that his mom drank from after he did the dishes, and asks if she's really gonna get mad at him over that. She says she doesn't wanna hear his excuses, and asks what Kyle is even doing at the counter. He responds with making a beat. Because of that, his mom wants him to drop the beat. Kyle is shocked, so he says "what?" which makes his mom yell at him louder to drop the beat before she drops his behind. Kyle got scared, so he does it, and the song starts.

## Lyrics

Verse]

You never do anything around this house

Better wash those dishes, better watch that mouth

Getting those grades up is what you're about to do

*Okay, mom!*

Boy, don't get an attitude

You are so lazy, always on that couch

I brought you in this world, I can take you right out

You've got time to clean this house if you've got time to check your phone

*Alright mom, I got it!*

Don't give me that tone
Everything you have is what I've gave to you
All the cash you have is what I've paid to you
Now go clean your room, I'm not a maid to you
I don't want to hear you complaining too, you're selfish
Never want to do a thing, you're helpless
Can't make a living off of taking all those selfies
Get up off that phone, using that thing isn't healthy
Anything you wanna tell your followers, come tell me
I know you're not failing a class
Ou focus on those girls, but can't focus on your task?
*Mom, this is Calc, it's really hard to pass*I bet that you could do it if you didn't give me sass
Next time, sit and pay attention
I don't want to see you go and serve detention
How're you gonna graduate and get a job and pension
If you can't even learn to answer one Calc question?
*Can you even do it?*
That's not important
I wanna know why this house is looking like a forest
I asked one task then you say "I forgot"
*You said clean the whole house*
That's not even a lot!
Look at this mess, you better clean this room
Get those chores done, this is your house too
I don't care who made this mess, you're gonna clean it, that's that
*Alright mom, relax!*Boy, don't be talking back!
You're so ungrateful, you never wanna listen

Too young to go out, but old enough to clean dishes

If your grades aren't A's, I'm takin that cellphone

*What? Mom, why?*

Because I said so

Better wash the grass, and you better sweep the roof too

*That doesn't make sense*

You do what I tell you

Talking like you're grown, if you'd clean I wouldn't nag

If you've got an attitude, you can go and pack your bag

You always wanna sit around but never want to help me

Better take care of the trash and stop taking a selfie

Can't even finish doing one simple task

*You never said to do that*

I shouldn't have to ask!

Slow way down

Going so fast 'bouta kill me or 'bouta make me have a breakdown

Better hit the brake now

*We're not even moving*

Don't talk to me, the road is what you should be viewing

Driving all crazy, what point are you proving?

'Bouta hurt yourself you clearly don't know what you're doing

*I passed my test, didn't even try hard*

Even if you've got it, you're not driving my car

*That's not fair!*

Do I look like I care?

I'm being nice but you want warfare?

Given the fact that I gave you your life

And a bed for the night are you really gon' dare?

Let me answer that: No. Boy, listen to the flow

I'm way on top and you're down below

Making a scene, boy this isn't a show

Don't like my rules? You can walk out the door

Got all F's and you wonder why I'm mad at you

Doing what you want instead of doing what you have to do

Grades so low, I can tell that you're slacking through

*I have one B*

B's are really bad for you

You need to find a job

Always needing money, I'm the one you're trying to rob

While you either sit at home or stay on that phone

Or stay tryna hang out with the squad

Boy, that squad won't pay these bills

So don't be acting like you're chilling in Beverly Hills

Hardworking man, that's what you need to learn to be

Before you spend your whole life sweeping up at Burger King

Come down stairs, I need your help

Get the remote

*You can't get it yourself?*

Oh here we go. You don't ever obey

*It's right there, its like two feet away*

Boy I don't play, I've been out here working hard all day

Acting all grumpy like today is Monday

Boy you better listen to what I say

So whatchu 'bouta do? Go and clean your room

Clean mine too, 'cause your grandma's coming through

*Can you do it? I have work I have to do*

*Whatchu looking for?*

Who you think you're talking to?

I'm not made of money, always asking for some cash

Carried you for nine months, you can carry out the trash

You never want to come back home by curfew

*Mom, wait!*

This hurts me more than it hurts you

## Characters

* Kyle
* Kyle's Mom

## Facts

* This is Kyle's first video.
* This also marks the first appearance of Kyle and his mom.
* This was the only video made by Kyle before he went to Howard University.
* A 2nd mom rap was released in 2019 (audio, video in 2020) as part of The Exum Household .
* In the thumbnail, Kyle used cloning to make him and his mom appear in the same scene.