Season 1 Episode 1: Mad Tiki Science Part 1 (Bartladdin Version)

Opening song: Arabian Nights (Bartladdin the Series Version)

Mad Tiki Science Part 1 (Bartladdin Version)

*(On a beautiful morning in the desert close by to Agrabah, a cargo vehicle containing some gold and treasure is being driven by three male Arabian merchants. As they rode along calmly and casually, heading to the direction of Agrabah, another ship appears silently above them in the air. It appeared to be a battleship with yellow, purple, red, green, and black armor. Suddenly, some grappling hooks shot out from the ship and right onto the cargo vehicle’s side, latching onto it. Their attention caught, the merchants got surprised upon seeing this and got concerned upon seeing the ship. Then, the sidedoors on the ship opened and emerging from there, are an army of thieves. Panicking, the merchants quickly retreated into their vehicle and frantically closed it up, hoping to keep the thieves out. Outside, the thieves landed on the vehicle via their own hoverboards while swinging on the grappling hooks. And the thieves are revealed to be a group of male mutant animals. The first male mutant animal is a male mutant kangaroo with blue fur, dark blue ear innards, a light blue muzzle and underbelly, brown eyes with red and yellow swirls, tiny dark blue bushy eyebrows, a black nose, and wearing a white straightjacket, yet he doesn't wear pants and is barefoot. He is Ripper Roo. The second male mutant animal is a male muscular mutant koala bear with gray fur, black ears with pink interiors, a tiny black hair sprout on top of his head, a dark gray tuft fur sticking out of his chest, brown eyes, a black nose, and black claws and wearing a red tanktop, tan fingerless boxing gloves, black bracelets with white spikes around them, and yellow pants with a rope string supporting it, and also depicted barefoot. He is Koala Kong. The third male mutant animal is a male mutant potoroo with brown fur, a cream muzzle and underbelly, short black slick hair with a curl in the back, pink ear interiors, a black nose, and wearing a red long-sleeved pinstriped business suit over a green long-sleeved business shirt, a black necktie with a tiny yellow diamond button in the middle, black fingerless gloves, a black belt, red pinstriped pants, and black shoes and sometimes wields a tommy gun. He is Pinstripe Potoroo. The fourth male mutant animal is a skinny male Komodo dragon with green scales, dark green scaled eyebrows, yellow eyes, a green underbelly, a spiky tail, sharp white claws and teeth, three fingers and a thumb, and three toes, and wearing a yellow Arabian cup-like helmet with a metal spike on top, a purple head cloak underneath, and a white sleeveless long tunic underneath a magenta long-sleeved Arabian robe that is open with gold yellow rims, and sometimes wields an Arabian sword called a scimitar with a teal handle, and also depicted barefoot. He is Komodo Joe. The fifth male mutant animal is a slightly-chubby male Komodo dragon with green scales, dark green scaled eyebrows, yellow eyes, a green underbelly, a spiky tail, sharp white claws and teeth, a dark green scaly goatee, two fingers and a thumb, and two toes, and wearing a yellow Arabian cup-like helmet with a metal spike on top, a purple head cloak underneath, and a white sleeveless long tunic underneath a magenta long-sleeved Arabian robe that is open with gold yellow rims, and sometimes wields a scimitar, and also depicted barefoot. He is Komodo Moe, Komodo Joe’s older brother, and they consist the Komodo Brothers. And the last male mutant animal is a male half gorilla half kangaroo mutant with peach skin, brown fur, brown eyes, black eyebrows, a thick strong brown furred tail with a small peach skinned underbelly, and wearing red and white striped pants and a black leather belt with a gold buckle, doesn't wear a shirt, and also depicted barefoot. He is Rilla Roo, Ripper’s older brother. Upon swinging down to the vehicle, they, except Ripper and the Komodo Brothers who tripped and almost lost their balance at first, landed gracefully on it. Then swinging down to them on their hoverboards and landing gracefully are four more thieves, apparently the leaders. The first thief leader is a man with a bald head with black side hair, and a black beard and mustache, a pale blue N tattoo on his forehead, and wearing a white sleeveless lab coat over a black long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, yellow lab gloves, and dark blue boots. He is Dr. Neo Cortex. The second thief leader is a short bald-headed man with two metal screws on each side of his head, thick brown eyebrows, brown eyes, and wearing a green short-sleeved lab coat and dark green long-sleeved jumpsuit and boots. He is Dr. Nitros Brio, Cortex’s partner. The third thief leader is a short man with the right-side half of his head all metallic and a fake metal missile attached to it, short orange hair, brown eyes, and a German accent, and wearing a white long-sleeved lab jumpsuit, black gloves with yellow strips, and black boots. He is Dr. Nitros Gin, Cortex and N. Brio’s partner. And the last thief leader is a tall man with a British accent, blue skin, brown eyes, black eyebrows, and two tiny black goatees on each side of his chin, and wearing a copper armored helmet and sleeveless suit that resembles a clock over a white long-sleeved lab coat, brown gloves, white pants, and brown boots, and sometimes wields a giant metal fork-like wrench like a staff. He is Dr. Nefarious Tropy, Cortex, N. Brio, and N. Gin’s partner. Upon landing on there, N. Gin almost lost his balance, but he regained his footing. Then the mutants pried open the roof of the vehicle with a big blowtorch, creating a hole. As soon as it opened, they and their leaders leapt inside and went up to the merchants, who are now terrified that the thieves are now inside, ready to steal from them, as the mutants aimed their weapons at them)*

Cortex: Greetings, fellow merchants, from your friendly thieves, Dr. Neo Cortex.

N. Brio: Dr. Nitros Brio.

N. Gin: Dr. Nitros Gin.

Tropy: And the great time master, Dr. Nefarious Tropy.

*(In a panic, the first merchant grabbed a communicator nearby)*

Merchant 1: Help! This is the Merchants of Arabia Company!

*(Then Komodo Moe, with one swipe of his scimitar, cuts the cord to the communicator, making him and Komodo Joe give a bit of wicked, yet goofy, chuckles)*

Komodo Moe: (Sneeringly) So close. *(Seriously)* But too bad.

Komodo Joe: So, stick it up.

Pinstripe: Hand over the goods, along with the main treasure we need, ASAP.

*(The merchants continued to give concerned looks as the second merchant secretly fiddled around from behind, trying to grab something to defend himself and the other two merchants. Annoyed, Pinstripe rephrased what he just said)*

Pinstripe: You know, “As soon as possible.”

*(Then the second merchant pulled out a wrench in determination, ready to fight)*

Merchant 2: (In determination) The treasure we have is very valuable! And you’re not getting a gold coin from them, not one bit!

*(Then the mutants aimed their weapons again, making the second merchant and the other two merchants back down nervously, that the second merchant nervously dropped the wrench)*

Koala: Feisty, are we?

Tropy: The main treasure, if you please.

N. Brio: Or if you don’t cooperate….

Cortex: (Calmly at first) We won’t hesitate to *(Screams at them)* BLOW UP YOUR VEHICLE TO SMITHEREENS!!!!

N. Gin: With you inside it!

*(Scared by that threatening ultimatum, the merchants gave in and hands a gold Tiki-like scepter to Cortex, who snatches it with an evil smirk. Then Cortex’s group and their gang exited the vehicle with the scepter in tow and then rummaged all of the treasure in the vehicle’s rear cargo holding section. As soon as the treasure is all packed up inside a huge bag, except for the scepter which is still being held by Cortex, Cortex’s group and their gang escaped back to their ship. As soon as they detached the grappling hooks, Pinstripe aims his tommy gun at the vehicle)*

Pinstripe: *Arrivederci*, suckers! What gets shot, must come down.

*(Then he fired his tommy gun, laughing a bit like a maniac, and then as soon as he finished shooting away, the vehicle started to skid across the desert sand, out of control by the gunfire inflicted on it. But luckily, the merchants quickly abandoned ship onto a nearby oasis spot and the vehicle crashed and exploded into a nearby boulder. Then with that, Cortex’s gang got away with the stolen scepter and treasure in tow in their ship. As soon as they’re gone, the merchants, all recovered and after seeing them get away, the first merchant immediately pulled his walkie-talkie out, and he and the other two merchants spoke into it to someone, for it appeared they anticipated this ambush for some reason)*

Merchant 1: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) You’re majesties. Come in, you’re majesties, over.

Merchant 2: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) The enemy has taken the treasure, over.

Merchant 3: (Speaking into the walkie-talkie) Now we sit back and wait for our recruits, and two new undercover recruits, to get them back for us, over.

*(In their ship, Cortex’s gang returned inside with the scepter and bagged treasure in tow. Upon placing the treasure inside and then emptying it from the bag, Cortex’s gang rushed inside Cortex’s group’s quarters and as soon as they entered, Cortex’s group rushed up to their table and after Tropy slapped some stuff such as some notes, an ink quill container, some books, and even some Chinese takeout trash aside from the table in a calm, ecstatic fashion, Cortex laid the scepter onto the now emptied table excitedly while smirking evilly with his group and gang. Nearby them is a male alien. The male alien is a male crab/spider-like alien with green skin, yellow stripes on his skin, yellow eyes, black pupils, red eyebags, dark green lips, sharp white teeth, gold yellow tube-like antennae between his head and neck shaped like a race kart's piston engines, three gecko-like fingers, and four crab-like legs, and wearing a purple long-sleeved tunic-like jumpsuit, a dark purple vent-like brooch on the front, two green engine-like buttons on the back, and dark purple rims. He is Nitros Oxide)*

Cortex: At last, the key to our future.

N. Gin: Along with *their* future as well.

N. Brio: (Gestures to the scepter) *And* his.

Oxide: (Agreeing) Which, I admit, that makes our upcoming victory imminent.

*(Cortex’s group chuckled wickedly a bit)*

N. Brio: (To Cortex’s gang) Just imagine, boys. Riches!

Tropy: Riches and world conquest beyond our wildest insignificant dreams.

Ripper: (Bouncing up and down excitedly) Yay! Wildest insignificant dreams coming true!

*(He laughs crazily a bit while bouncing like a mad man, or a mad mutant kangaroo in his case, until Rilla calms him down)*

Rilla: (Calming Ripper down) Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ripper! Take it easy.

Ripper: (Cheerfully calm down) Okay, sorry.

*(He giggles crazily a bit. Then he and the Komodo Brothers got confused)*

Komodo Joe: (Dumbfounded) Uh, what does “Insignificant” mean?

Komodo Moe: (Dumbfounded) Anybody know what it means?

Ripper: (Dumbfounded) Beats me.

Tropy: (Scoffs nonchalantly) Even if we tell you what that word means, you still wouldn’t comprehend it with your feeble brains. Or as you’re used to hearing these words, understand it with your confused brains.

Ripper and Komodo Brothers: (Getting it cluelessly) Ah, okay.

N. Gin: (To Cortex’s gang) More to the point; *(To the Komodo Brothers)* Komodo Brothers Joe and Moe!

*(The Komodo Brothers stood in a straight line like soldiers)*

N. Gin: Go back on lookout.

Tropy: As you both were.

Cortex and N. Brio: You heard them.

Komodo Brothers: (Saluting) Yes, sirs!

*(Then they left the room. Then Cortex stroked the scepter gently while he and his gang smirked evilly at it)*

Cortex: Soon, you will be free by us.

Oxide: And soon, we will be wealthy.

Ripper: (Giggles excitedly and crazily a bit) Rich, rich, rich!

N. Gin: Along with our new comrades.

N. Brio: Which we luckily managed to break out of prison.

Tropy: Luckily.

*(Suddenly, the ventilation grate broke down and dropping down from up there and landing next to the table are two more male mutant animals and seven small cloaked figures. The first male mutant animal is a male muscular mutant Tasmanian tiger with orange fur, yellow eyes, a big black nose, thick blackish-brown eyebrows, tan markings at the muzzle, chest, and stomach, sharp white teeth, pointed white claws, triangular ears, a brown tuft on his long tail, and brown stripes on his back fur and wearing a gold gladiator helmet, a gold armored arm gauntlet on his right arm, brown shoulder pads with silver spikes, silver metal bracelets, a brown suspender belt around the torso, a green leopard-spotted loincloth with black spots, and red and white converse shoes, and also depicted shirtless. He is Tiny Tiger. And the last male mutant animal is a male mutant half dingo, half crocodile with an Australian accent, brown fur, brown eyes, a pig-like nose, sharp teeth, cream markings at the muzzle, chest, stomach, palms, toes, and undersides of his arms, a long, thick, tapering, green tail with an olive green underside and white spikes, triangular ears with cream ear innards, and wearing tan pants, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and sometimes carries a backpack-styled flamethrower, and also depicted shirtless and barefoot. He is Dingodile. Upon spotting the scepter, Dingodile picks it up)*

Dingodile: (Pretending to be impressed) For us?

Tiny: (Pretending to be impressed) You should’ve have, *(Sneeringly)* Bosses.

*(Then they and the seven small cloaked figures ran out of the room with the scepter in tow. Cortex, N. Brio, and N. Gin were completely unaware that the nine ran out with the scepter at first while Tropy and Cortex’s gang noticed in shock and surprise)*

Cortex: Well, it was nothing to it, really….

*(Then Tropy cleared his throat, interrupting him)*

Tropy: Uh, gentlemen?

*(He points at the now empty table for Cortex, N. Brio, and N. Gin, and upon noticing that, they got shocked as well)*

Cortex’s group except Tropy: What?!

*(Then they got angry and determined along with Tropy)*

Cortex’s group: (To Tiny and Dingodile) Hey, stop!

*(But too late; Tiny, Dingodile, and the seven small cloaked figures have already left the room with the scepter)*

Ripper: (Nervously clueless) Uh, we’ve been double-crossed and robbed.

Koala: (To Ripper, angrily) Ya think?!

*(He bonks Ripper on his head)*

Cortex’s group and Oxide: Get them!

Pinstripe: Come on!

*(Then they, after Ripper recovered from Koala’s punch on his head, ran after Tiny, Dingodile, and the seven small cloaked figures. In the ship’s hallway, Tiny, Dingodile, and the seven small cloaked figures continued running with the scepter in tow. Then upon noticing the Komodo Brothers standing on patrol, Tiny, Dingodile, and the seven small cloaked figures spoke to them, revealing that the seven small cloaked figures’ voices are of children's)*

Tiny: Hey, Komodo Joe and Moe!

Dingodile: What’re you standing here for?

Small cloaked figures 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7: The gang needs your help!

Komodo Brothers: (Panicking in realization) What?!

*(Then they charged ahead while Tiny, Dingodile, and the small cloaked figure continued to run by. Then the Komodo Brothers crashed into Cortex’s gang like a couple of bowling balls striking down some bowling pins. Recovering, Koala then roughly dragged the Komodo Brothers along by their tails)*

Komodo Brothers: (While being dragged) Ow, ow, ow!

Komodo Joe: (While being dragged) What’re you…?

Cortex: (To the Komodo Brothers) Dum-dums! We’ve been robbed by Tiny Tiger and Dingodile!

N. Gin: (To the Komodo Brothers) And seven small cloaked punks!

*(Realizing, the Komodo Brothers broke their tails free from Koala’s tight grip and joined in the chase as well)*

Komodo Moe: Then let’s get them!

*(Back with Tiny, Dingodile, and the seven small cloaked figures, they reached the ship’s cargo bay room. As soon as they reached the treasure in there, the seven small cloaked figures finally removed their cloaks, revealing to be a male anthro bear cub and six mutant bandicoot children, three boys and three girls. The male anthro bear cub is a 12 year old male anthro bear cub with light brown fur, a cream muzzle and underbelly, a black nose, white claws on his toes, and wearing a blue baseball cap with a red bill and a white short-sleeved shirt underneath a green long-sleeved sweater with a dark green patch on his right sleeve's elbow. He is Kit Cloudkicker. The first male bandicoot child is a 4 year old boy bandicoot with orange fur, a yellow underbelly, green eyes, a black nose, short brown mohawk-like spiky hair, and wearing a white tanktop with a black line around the torso, blue pants, and brown and white converse shoes. He is Mohawk Bandicoot. The second male bandicoot child is a 7 year old boy bandicoot with red fur, a cream underbelly, short umber brown crewcut-like hair, brown eyes, a black nose, and wearing a black short-sleeved shirt with the white number 96 on the front, brown pants, and black boots. He is Luz Bandicoot, Mohawk's older cousin. The last male bandicoot child is an almost well-built 9 year old boy bandicoot with orange fur, a gold yellow underbelly, blue eyes, a short blonde mohawk-styled hair with blue dyed spiky edges, and wearing a black tanktop, a brown belt with a gold buckle, army camouflage pants, and black cargo boots. He is Shawn Bandicoot, Mohawk and Luz’ older cousin. The first female bandicoot child is a 9 year old girl bandicoot with light red fur, a cream underbelly, blue eyes, a black nose, short blonde hair with spiky bangs, and wearing a white tanktop with one strap on the right shoulder, a purple wristband on her left shoulder, blue baggy jean pants, and red shoes. She is Sabrina Bandicoot, Mohawk's older sister, Luz' older cousin, and Shawn's twin cousin. The second female bandicoot child is a 3 year old girl bandicoot with short blonde hair with a peekaboo bang, blue eyes, a black nose, light red orange fur, a yellow underbelly, and wearing a pink short-sleeved dress, white leggings, and black Mary Jane shoes. She is Lisa Bandicoot, Luz's little sister and Mohawk, Shawn, and Sabrina's little cousin. And the last female bandicoot child is an almost muscular 9 year old girl bandicoot with red brown fur, a peach underbelly, green eyes, short asymmetrical spiky blonde hair with blue dyed bangs, and wearing a black cropped tanktop, a brown belt with a gold buckle, army camouflage shorts, white socks, and black cargo boots. She is Shawna Bandicoot, Mohawk, Luz, and Lisa Bandicoot’s older cousin, Sabrina's twin cousin, and Shawn's twin sister. Then they quickly swiped up the treasure into the big bag again with the cargo carrier machine)*

Tiny: Success!

Dingodile: (To Kit and the bandicoot kids, proudly) You were right, dippers, it *did* work.

Kit: See?

Mohawk: With careful planning, it’s a piece of cake.

Sabrina, Luz, Lisa, Shawn, and Shawna: Yeah!

*(Suddenly, they heard Cortex’s gang enter upon hearing Ripper shout out to them)*

Ripper: (Voice-over, excitedly) Cake?!

*(Then Cortex’s gang entered)*

Tropy: (To Ripper, in annoyance and anger) That was a figure of speech, kanga-psycho!

Ripper: (Disappointedly) Aw…!

*(Then Dingodile quickly pushed a nearby button on the wall, opening the cargo bay doors. As a powerful gust of wind blew into the room, Cortex’s gang cornered Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids at the edge at first)*

Tropy: (Pulling his laser gun out and aiming it at Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids) End of the line!

Cortex: Give the scepter back now!

N. Gin: (Points at Kit and the bandicoot kids) And surrender those twerps to us!

N. Brio: Or so help us…!

*(Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids gave determined smiles)*

Kit and bandicoot kids: Help you what?

Tiny: Like you say; What gets robbed and/or shot, must come down.

Shawn: As we recall.

Dingodile: So, g’bye, eggsuckers!

*(Then, to Cortex’s gang’s shock and surprise, Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids jumped off the ship, taking the bagged treasure with, and began plummeting down towards the desert from the sky with Dingodile still holding the scepter)*

Cortex: NO!!!! Our treasure!

*(He cries for a bit until he noticed his gang looking at him with calm awkward looks and then stopped crying immediately and got annoyed and angry)*

Cortex: What’re you standing here, staring at me?! Go after them!

N. Brio, N. Gin, and Tropy: (To Cortex’s gang in annoyance and agreement) You heard him, people! Move it!

*(In the air, Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids continued to fall when Kit pulled out a silver air glider from his sweater pocket, and then he, Tiny, Dingodile, and the bandicoot kids, the eight latters activating their parachutes, sailed across the air and flew through the air towards Agrabah, which is very far away. Pulling out a walkie-talkie, Kit then contacted someone)*

Kit: (Speaking in his walkie-talkie) Little Britches’ group to Papa Bear’s group. Come in, Papa Bear’s group, over.

*(In an apartment room in an apartment building in Agrabah itself, Discord himself, along with his group, consisting B.E.N., Gilda, Karl, and Lokina themselves, are hanging around happily, with the kids playing tag)*

Karl: (Tagging Lokina) Tag, you’re it!

*(Then Lokina, now that she’s it, charged at Karl when suddenly, Karl stopped on a high shelf and began bragging at her)*

Karl: (Bragging at Lokina) You can’t tag me, you can’t tag me, you…!

*(Suddenly, the door bursts open, knocking Karl down into Lokina, stunning them both, much to everyone’s concern)*

Discord and Gilda: Karl, Lokina, are you alright?

Karl and Lokina: (Recovering quickly) Yeah, we’re fine.

*(Then they looked at the door and the culprits that bursted it open are Bart Simpson’s gang and even Mabel Pines, the Mane Eight, Stallion Eight, Darkwing Duck, dressed as Drake Mallard with Gizmoduck dressed as Fenton Crackshell, one of them Genie “Gene”, and even Meowth and Volteer’s groups, including Milo, Sky, Anya, and Sophia, the fourth latter now a grown Alolan Meowth kitten, themselves. Speaking of Sophia, she is now a female Alolan Meowth kitten with light steel blue fur, pale lavender tips on her toes and curly tail, two tiny whiskers on her forehead, two tiny whiskers on each side of her cheeks, navy blue ears with the interior colored pale lavender, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on her forehead. Noticing this, they winced and apologized)*

Bart’s gang and Mabel, Drake, Mane Eight, Stallion Eight, and Volteer’s groups: Sorry.

*(Then they approached Discord’s group while fifteen more figures entered. The first figure is a male anthro bear with gray fur, a light gray muzzle and belly, a crimson nose, white claws on his toes, and wearing a red pilot’s cap with a black visor and a yellow long-sleeved collared button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up above his elbows. He is Baloo. The second figure is a female anthro bear has light brown fur, a tan muzzle and underbelly, short brown mid-length hair, a black nose, white nail claws, and wearing a pink long-sleeved sweater jacket with violet sleeve rims over a white long-sleeved turtleneck shirt and violet pants. She is Rebecca "Becky" Cunningham, Baloo’s wife. The third figure is a 6 year old female anthro bear cub with blonde fur, a black nose, white claws on her toes, and wearing two blue ribbons tied in bows in front of her ears, a pink short-sleeved button-up, collar-flapped shirt, and periwinkle overall shorts with white frill rims on them. She is Molly Cunningham, Rebecca’s daughter and Baloo’s stepdaughter. The fourth figure is a stout male orangutan with orange fur, light gray face, thick black eyebrows, and a flesh-colored snout, palms, and soles, and wearing a yellow Panama hat, a teal green short-sleeved Hawaiian shirt with big lime green circles, and a magenta lei around his neck. He is King Louie (Or Louie Kingston in this fanmake). The fifth figure is a male anthro wildcat with orange fur, rounded ears with pink interiors, short brown neck-length hair, a dark red nose, a gray eyemask-like marking on his eyes, brown eyebrows, and wearing a red visor and a white short-sleeved zip-up jumpsuit with poofy sleeves and silver gray neck and sleeve rims. He is Wildcat. The sixth figure is a male bandicoot with orange fur, pink ear innards, dark orange eyebrows, a gold yellow underbelly, a black nose, green eyes, a dark orange spiky mohawk on top of his head, and wearing brown red leather fingerless gloves, blue pants, white socks, and red shoes with white shoelaces and soles. He is Crash Bandicoot, Mohawk and Sabrina's father and Luz, Lisa Bandicoot, Shawn, and Shawna's uncle. The seventh figure is a female bandicoot with a slim figure, orange fur, pink ear innards, long wavy blonde shoulder-length hair, long black eyelashes, pink eyeshadow, a small black nose, green eyes, red lipstick-wearing lips, a gold yellow muzzle and underbelly, a small bobbed tail, and wearing a pink tanktop with a white neck rim, straps, and outline of Crash Bandicoot's face, a brown belt with a silver buckle, navy blue denim minishorts, white socks, and red and white converse shoes. She is Tawna Bandicoot, Crash's wife, Mohawk and Sabrina's mother, and Luz, Lisa Bandicoot, Shawn, and Shawna's aunt. The eighth figure is a male bandicoot with little bit muscular arms, red fur, dark red ear innards, black eyebrows, a butter yellow muzzle and underbelly, short dark red spiky emo-like hair, a black nose, brown eyes, a silver mechanical left arm and hand, and wearing a white furred shoulder plate on his left shoulder with a light brown support belt and two buckles, one gray and the other gold, black pants with a navy blue armored waistline, black knee-high armored boots, and sometimes wields a silver thick-bladed sword with a navy blue handle and red orange Wumpa fruit outlines on both sides of the blade. He is Sombra Bandicoot, Luz and Lisa Bandicoot’s father and Mohawk, Sabrina, Shawn, and Shawna's uncle. The ninth figure is a female bandicoot with orange fur, pink ear innards, long blonde hair tied in a ponytail, a small black nose, aqua blue eyes, a gold yellow muzzle and underbelly, and wearing a white short-sleeved shirt with pink rims, a pink beaded bracelet on her right wrist, a pink flower behind her right ear, blue overalls with a pink heart-shaped patch on her right knee, a pink leather belt with a gold buckle, a pair of brown aviator goggles with gray rims and cyan lenses on her forehead, and pink shoes with white shoelaces and soles. She is Coco Bandicoot, Sombra's wife, Crash's little sister, Luz and Lisa Bandicoot’s mother, and Mohawk, Sabrina, Shawn, and Shawna's aunt. The tenth figure is a male muscular anthro bandicoot with red brown fur, light pink ear innards, dark brown eyebrows, a small red brown mohawk-shaped patch of fur on top of his head, a tony dark brown goatee, a black nose, blue eyes, a peach underbelly, a silver mechanical cyborg-like right forearm and right hand, and wearing a silver armored armband on his left shoulder, a black belt with a silver buckle, green and black army camouflage pants, and red boots with white shoelaces and soles. He is Crunch Bandicoot, Shawn and Shawna's father and Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa Bandicoot’s uncle. The eleventh figure is a female bandicoot with a slightly muscular figure, orange fur, pink ear innards, short spiky blonde mohawk-like hair with blue dye streaks, long black eyelashes, a small black nose, green eyes, pale pink lipstick-wearing lips, a gold yellow muzzle and underbelly, and wearing three tiny gold hoop-shaped earrings on her right ear, a pink tanktop with a blue and yellow line decal design on her chest area, a blue bandana around her neck, a brown short-sleeved leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders, brown leather gloves with metal braces that are fingerless except her ring fingers, tight blue patched legging-like jean pants with three brown leather belts, one thick one around her waist holding a whip/grappling hook and the other two are thin, one around her waist and the other on her right leg, and dark brown steel-toed boots with pink leg warmers. She is Sonya Bandicoot, Crunch's wife, Tawna's twin sister, Shawn and Shawna's mother, and Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa Bandicoot’s uncle. The twelfth figure is a male polar bear cub with white fur, a black nose, rounded ears with taupe ear innards, black paw pads, and blue eyes. He is Polar, Crash, Tawna, Mohawk, and Sabrina's pet polar bear cub. The thirteenth figure is a male tiger cub with orange fur, black stripes, rounded ears with cream colored ear innards, a black nose, a cream colored muzzle, underbelly, and paws, black paw pads, black claws, green eyes, and long black whiskers. He is Pura, Coco, Sombra, Luz, and Lisa Bandicoot’s pet tiger cub. The fourteenth figure is a male baby Tyrannosaurus Rex with light green scales, a lime green underbelly, sharp white teeth and nail claws, and blue eyes. He is Baby T, Crash's group's pet baby dinosaur. And the last figure is a male tiki mask with red, blue, and yellow feathers on top, glowing yellow eyes, pink wooden lips, and brown wooden skin. He is Aku-Aku, Crash's group's wise mentor. Noticing them, Discord’s group got hopeful and curious)*

Gilda: They did it?

Gene: Oh, yeah.

*(Then as they prepared the room for something, as if planning to hide something, Louie Kingston and Crunch turned to Bart, Meowth, and Baloo’s groups with somewhat annoyed looks as they watched Discord’s group excitedly helping everyone prepare)*

Louie Kingston: Oh, man, Baloo, fellas. Sometimes, running organized ideas in excitement is like working in a zoo here.

Crunch: (Gestures to the kids) Especially with the kids running around wild.

Baloo: Hey, Louie Kingston, Crunch, you got to learn a great secret to relaxation.

Crash: Something to ease you down the primrose path.

Quackerjack: Courtesy of Mr. Relaxitron.

Louie Kingston: Oh, and what’s that, cuzes?

Crunch: Tell us.

*(Then Quackerjack pulls his Mr. Relaxitron gun out and zaps a nearby radio, and as soon as it got zapped, music began playing. Hearing this with everyone else who are still preparing, Discord and B.E.N. then proceeded to dance away with Baloo to the music while Quackerjack, while joining the dancing with Team Rocket, Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator, puts the Mr. Relaxitron gun away)*

Discord, B.E.N., Baloo, and Crash: Oh, yeah!

Liquidator: (To Louie Kingston and Crunch) Are you tired of being stressed? Would you give anything to relax easily and have fun while still concentrating on important matters? Well, here’s what everyone of us, and me, will advise you. *(To the dancing members)* Hit it!

Baloo: Hey, hey!

Crash: Yeah!

*(Then Baloo, Crash, Discord, B.EN., Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four begin singing as he spun a spinning chair nearby)*

Baloo: **When life is down**

Crash: **Here’s a funny cloud**

Baloo and Crash: **We take off in the air**

*(They seat on the spinning chair and were lifted into the air by it. Discord and B.E.N. then transforms into Gloria Estefan and a flamenco dancer respectively as the chair finished spinning and Baloo and Crash high in the air)*

Discord: (Imitating Gloria) **He soars above the madding crowd**

B.E.N.: (Imitating a flamenco dancer) **Without a single care**

*(Baloo and Crash then let Bushroot, Fidget, and Bartok lower them and the chair down after grabbing two nearby tropical fiesta dancer hats and put them on Molly Cunningham and Coco’s respective heads)*

Bushroot and Fidget: **And they’re not ones to stick around**

Liquidator and Bartok: **When problems start to brew**

*(Getting the rhythm, Louie Kingston, Crunch, and even Bart, Mabel, Drake, the Mane Eight, and Stallion Eight’s groups and the rest of Meowth’s group joined in the song. Even Volteer’s group, who is still working on preparing something in the room, is enjoying this entertainment)*

Bart, Mabel, Drake, Meowth, Mane Eight, and Stallion Eight’s groups, Crunch, and Louie Kingston: **So, see you later, alligator**

Milo: **And a while, crocodile**

Baloo, Crash, Discord, and B.E.N.: (With Discord and B.E.N. imitating Gloria and a flamenco dancer) **We (They) know just what to do**

**We're (They’re) gone**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **They're gonna fly**

Baloo and Crash: **We are gone**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: ***Adios*, bye-bye**

Sombra and Sonya: **Don’t trouble them with troubles, man**

Baloo, Crash, Bartok, and Liquidator: **We're (They’re) gone**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **Oh, they’re gone**

Baloo, Crash, Nadia, and Megavolt: **We (They) are gone**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **Wait a minute**

Baloo, Crash, Mushu, and Quackerjack: **We're (They’re) gone**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **The sky’s the limit**

Crash: **We love to be above it all**

Baloo: **We're gone**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **Oh, oh, oh, they're gone**

**They're gone**

Baloo: Ho ho, yeah!

Crash: Take it!

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **They're gone**

Louie Kingston: **Let’s lay it on you, jacks**

*(Just outside of the building above Agrabah, Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids sailed towards the apartment building’s direction)*

Heroes except Volteer’s group: (Voice-over) **Don’t trouble them**

**With trouble, man, they're gone**

Baloo and Crash: (Voice-over) **Ba doo ba, boo de bom**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: (Voice-over) **They're gone**

Megavolt, Bartok, and Nadia: (Voice-over) **Check their wind, babe**

Heroes except Volteer’s group, Baloo, and Crash: (Voice-over) **They're gone**

*(Then Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids flew straight towards a window at the apartment building, the very window leading into the room where the heroes are)*

Baloo: (Voice-over) **Holy cha-cha**

Crash: (Voice-over) Swing it!

*(Inside, the song is coming to an end)*

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **They love to be above it all**

Heroes except Volteer’s group: **They're (We're) gone**

*(On cue as soon as the song ended, Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids barged into the room through the window by crashing through it and making it open up. Then they zipped right through the room right into Baloo’s group, even knocking the heroes down, with the tropical dancer hats falling off of Molly Cunningham and Coco’s own heads and Discord and B.E.N. changing back to normal. Back outside, the bag of treasure landed right into a huge storage bin shelter near the apartment building. Back inside, everyone recovered and then noticed Tiny, Dingodile, and the kids, with the scepter in tow as Tiny, Dingodile, and the bandicoot kids took off their parachutes and Kit puts away his glider)*

James: Well, I’ll be, they came.

Molly Cunningham: Great timing, guys.

Sonya: A perfect landing as usual.

Baloo: That was quite an entrance, Little Britches group, Tiny and Dingodile.

B.E.N.: (Transforming into a gymnast judge) And a 10 out of 10 score! A great record!

*(Then he changes back)*

Crash and Tawna: (Looking with the bandicoot adults at the bandicoot kids) Did you hurt yourselves?

Sombra and Coco: (Looking at the bandicoot kids) Almost got captured?

Crunch and Sonya: (Looking at the bandicoot kids) Did you escape good?

Mohawk and Sabrina: Special answers in the order, our moms and dads/aunts and uncles?

Crash's group: Yep! (Yes!)

Mohawk and Sabrina: No on the injuries, Mom, Dad, Aunts Coco and Sonya, and Uncles Sombra and Crunch.

Luz and Lisa Bandicoot: Almost got captured, but we thankfully escaped, Mom, Dad, Aunts Tawna and Sonya, and Uncles Crash and Crunch.

Shawn and Shawna: And yes, like Luz and Lisa B. said, we got away good, Mom, Dad, Aunts Tawna and Coco, and Uncles Crash and Sombra.

*(Kit and the bandicoot kids then noticed Discord, B.E.N., Gene, Bart’s gang, and Mabel’s group)*

Kit: Hey! You’re Discord, B.E.N., and Genie “Gene!”

Shawna: The former genies!

Shawn: AKA for Ben's case, Bio-Engineering Navigator!

Lisa Bandicoot: And Bart Simpson’s gang, the former street rats now engaged to Princess Mabel Pines’ group!

Bart’s gang, Mabel’s group, and Discord: The one and only!

Kit: Well, now that we officially met....

Sabrina: Nice to officially meet you.

*(They shook hands)*

Serena: And me and my sister and cousins are definitely darned to see Tiny Tiger and Dingodile not double-crossing us.

Aqua: Like they said they wouldn’t.

Tiny: Yep! Tiny and Dingodile are mutants of their word.

Dingodile: By the code of honor of the warrior, sheilas.

Serena and Aqua: Please refrain from calling us “Sheila.”

Dingodile: (Realizes sheepishly) Oh, sorry.

*(He chuckles sheepishly a bit)*

Rebecca: And we heard that you learned how to fight in combat and pickpocket from enemies like Bart’s gang would use to do as street rats, Princesses.

Coco: From what we heard about.

Molly Cunningham: Do you and Bart’s group still have your Keyblades like we heard you do?

Mushu: (Proudly bites a piece of his celery) Would this answer your question, Molly?

*(Bart and Mabel’s groups then presented their Keyblades proudly, much to Molly Cunningham, Sabrina, and Lisa Bandicoot’s happy amazement)*

Molly Cunningham: Yep, that definitely answers my question.

Sabrina and Lisa Bandicoot: I'll say.

Wildcat: And can you, Princesses, really fight good?

Sombra: With both combat and magic skills?

Mabel: (Chuckles a bit) The best since training under Bart’s group’s wings.

Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, and Olette: (Agreeing proudly) That’s right.

Serena: (Proudly) The best.

Dipper: (Proudly agreeing) Which really impressed me.

*(Then Bart and Mabel’s groups puts their Keyblades away, and the heroes immediately remembered what they were doing now)*

Eraqus: Anyway, we need to concentrate on our mission again.

Heroes except Eraqus: (Realizing in agreement) Oh, yeah, (yes,) that’s right.

Sky: But where’s the rest of the treasure with that scepter?

Anya: The ones that were stolen by those thieves.

Fidget: Please don’t tell us you….

Tiny, Dingodile, and kid members of Baloo's group except Molly: Forgot?

Kit: No way.

Bartok: If I recall correctly, the bag containing that treasure crashed near this building right over there.

*(They go to the other window Bartok pointed out and then Kit and the bandicoot kids pointed out the shelter where the treasure is now hidden by the palace guards, among them Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Gibber, Principal Seymour Skinner, Superintendent Gary Chalmers, and Groundskeeper Willie themselves)*

Kit: It’s safe and sound.

Heroes except Tiny, Dingodile, and kid members of Baloo's group except Molly: (Relieved) Oh, good.

Grace: (Calling out to Skinner's group and Don Karnage and his crew) Keep up the good work, Skinner, Captain!

*(Skinner's group and Don Karnage and the pirate guards turned to them upon hearing her)*

Don Karnage: Of course, we won’t let any of these treasured goods fall into the wrong hands of the enemy, yes, no?

Mad Dog: Especially not the Tiki Scepter.

Dumptruck: That would be very bad.

Willie: Aye, they try and get their hands on them, they will face the wrath of ol' Willie's fisticuffs!

*(Gibber grunts a bit in agreement)*

Don Karnage: (To his crew) Get back to work, you lazy canines!

Chalmers: SKINNER!! You and Willie heard him.

*(Hearing Don Karnage and Chalmers, the pirate guards, Skinner, and Willie resumed their business. Back inside the apartment room, the heroes turned to Tiny, Dingodile, and the kid members of Baloo's group, except Molly)*

Rebecca: Speaking of the Tiki Scepter….

*(Hearing her and looking with the heroes at the scepter, now revealed to be the Tiki Scepter, still in Dingodile’s hands, Tiny, Dingodile, Kit, and the bandicoot kids nod, getting it)*

Tiny: Got it.

Dingodile: Hide it somewhere safe.

Kit: And don’t let the enemy find it.

Bandicoot kids: Like they said.

Aku-Aku: So, hop to it.

*(Then Tiny, Dingodile, Kit, and the bandicoot kids, along with Baloo, Rebecca and Molly Cunningham, Louie Kingston, Wildcat, Polar, Pura, Baby T, Aku-Aku, and the bandicoot adults, went inside the built-in secret storage area the heroes just built, for it turned out that the preparations they’re making is to make sure their enemies like Cortex’s gang won’t get their hands on the Tiki Scepter. As soon as they disappeared inside of it, the apartment room door bursts open again, and this time, there’s Cortex’s gang standing there)*

Tropy: Our humblest apologies for interrupting your quality time.

N. Gin: But we have an important announcement.

*(Inside the storage area, Baloo’s group went in deeper to hide the Tiki Scepter. Back in the room, Tropy took a nearby root beer can and drank it all in one gulp, much to Milo’s annoyance and anger, for that’s apparently his root beer can. After crushing the can with his fist, he discards it in a nearby trashcan as he exhaled in satisfaction)*

Tropy: I have to admit, that is one good root beer.

N. Brio: One good root beer deserves another.

*(Milo, Sophia, and Sky then stormed up to them angrily, with Milo and Sophia preparing their claws, ready to scratch them, much to Meowth, Meowzie, Fidget, Stellaluna, Bartok, Nadia, and even Anya’s shock and surprise)*

Milo: That was *my* root beer can, you sophisticated punk!

Fidget and Bartok: (Through gritted teeth) Kids, come here.

Sophia: (Eyeing Tropy with a dagger glare, ignoring Fidget and Bartok) Especially the kind that dresses like a clock!

Sky: Now you and those gang thieves get out of our friend’s apartment!

*(Tropy then aims his gun at them, much to their parents and even Bartok, Nadia, and Anya’s shock and concern that they immediately jumped to their children’s defense in determination and anger)*

Meowth: Hey, back off!

Fidget and Bartok: That’s *our* kids you’re dealing with!

Meowzie and Nadia: They should know better when to recklessly pick fights with enemies.

Stellaluna and Anya: (To Sky and their kid friends, through gritted teeth) Right, guys?

Cortex’s group except Tropy: Really?

Tropy: Well, tell your brats that they should watch what they say about “Sophisticated punks” like me.

Stellaluna: But we hear that you *do* dress like a clock.

Bartok: The kind that tick-tocks.

*(Tropy almost literally blew his gasket with his temper almost exploding out, but then composed himself and resumed business with Cortex’s gang)*

Tropy: Anyway….

N. Brio: We’re looking for two traitors and seven little children.

N. Gin: And just recently discovered, fifteen other escaped captives, which the seven kids came from.

Cortex: And they have stolen something from us.

Tropy: Hand them over to us quietly, and we will leave you alone.

N. Gin: Or if you don’t….

*(Pinstripe then fired his tommy gun for a bit at the ceiling, damaging it a bit with some bullet holes, much to the heroes’ shock and surprise. Then the heroes got determined)*

Volteer: We’re afraid we haven’t seen them.

Dipper: Let alone any “Something” of yours that was “Stolen from you.”

Rinoa: Now we recommend that you leave immediately.

*(A short pause, then N. Brio walked up to a nearby small table with his scimitar)*

N. Brio: This really burns…. MY CHEMICAL REACTION!!!!

*(On “MY CHEMICAL REACTION!!!!”, N. Brio then, with one slash of his scimitar, chops down the small table in half)*

Cortex: (To his gang) Boys, tear this place apart!

*(Just when Cortex’s gang took action, Baloo’s group emerged casually, without the Tiki Scepter, for they successfully hidden it in the secret storage area. Noticing them come out, the heroes gave casual smiles)*

Baloo’s group: Don’t bother.

Dingodile: G’day, mates.

Kit: We were just on our way out.

Shawna: Ready to leave this place.

Aqua: Well, you heard them.

Erika: Where the heck did they come from?

*(Cortex’s gang, aghast at first, then got determined)*

Cortex’s group: (To their gang) Get them!

*(Cortex’s gang charged at them, but with one shove, Louie Kingston, with Kit, Mohawk, Luz, Shawn, Baby T, Tiny, and Dingodile’s help, shoved a nearby barrel tower down onto them, making them stumble and fall backwards upon impact. Then immediately, the heroes assisted by using Discord, B.E.N., and Gene’s magically conjured lassos and tied Cortex’s gang up together, except for N. Gin and the Komodo Brothers who jumped out of the way)*

B.E.N.: (Transforms into a cowboy) Round ‘em up, partner!

*(Then he changes back)*

Molly Cunningham: It’s been fun!

Baloo: But like we sang before, I, along with my group, am gone!

*(Then Baloo’s group leapt onto Marahute's back and, with Launchpad's help piloting her, begins flying them out)*

Dingodile and kid members of Baloo's group: Yahoo! (Whee!)

*(Then the heroes zipped by on Marahute, past N. Gin and the Komodo Brothers, who missed slashing at them with their scimitars, instead hitting a nearby wall column, making their scimitars’ blades stuck. The heroes then flew out of the window and into the air on Marahute)*

Komodo Joe: Gah! Stupid scimitar!

Komodo Moe: They’re stuck!

N. Gin: Well, duh, they’re stuck!

*(Koala, after ripping the lasso rope off of himself and Cortex's gang, freeing them and himself, then roughly yanks their scimitars’ blades free from the wall by their handles)*

N. Gin and Komodo Brothers: (With N. Gin being nonchalant) Thank you, Koala.

Koala: Well, they’re getting away!

*(Then Cortex’s gang exited the apartment to go after them. In the air on Marahute’s back, the heroes sighed in relief)*

Crunch: That was a close one.

Aku-Aku: Indeed.

Comet Tail: Way too close.

Kit: So, what do we do now?

Dingodile: They might come after us.

Shawn: Until they get what they want.

Bart: Well, we need to find out why they’re after the Tiki Scepter.

Roxas: That’s right.

Soarin: Yep.

Terra: And when we do, we’ll find a way to stop it.

Nelson: You can bet on that.

Tiny: And what about treasure that was with Tiki Scepter?

Ash: Some can be given to the innocent poor and not-so-rich people.

Lisa: (While Maggie nods in agreement) The rest back to their rightful places.

Pikachu: (Happily agreeing) Pika.

Meowzie: That’s our creed of the Merry Team.

Baloo and Crash: “Merry Team?”

Jessie: Yep, the Merry Team.

Bartok: That’s our team name.

James: Just like Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

Nadia: Stealing from the greedy villainous rich, and giving to the innocent helpless poor.

Rebecca: (Impressed) Well, I guess you got a really busy schedule when it comes to stopping criminals like them.

Tawna: Which is good.

*(Suddenly, something explodes nearby them in the air, getting their attention that Marahute squawks a bit)*

Launchpad: Something’s trying to shoot us.

Scrooge: You think?

*(Then he, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Gene took a peek from behind Marahute and gasped. It’s Cortex’s gang chasing them in the air on their skimmers, and the explosion had come from an explosive flare fired by Ripper)*

Ripper: (Giggles crazily a bit) Found ya!

*(Giving a shocked gasp, Scrooge and his nephews, niece, and adoptive nephew turned to the heroes)*

Scrooge: Launchpad, everyone, we must fly our ground and fight!

*(Another explosive flare explodes near them)*

Scrooge: As soon as we outmaneuver them.

*(Then the chase begins)*

***Commercial break***

*(As the chase continued, Cortex contacted his gang)*

Cortex: We’ll do what we want with those meddlers they told us about, but bring me and my group the bear’s group and those two traitors alive and unharmed!

N. Gin: So *we* can pound them to a pulp!

N. Brio: Pound them until they’re black and blue!

Tropy: Like Cortex’s heart and Ripper’s fur respectively!

*(With the heroes, Marahute, with Launchpad’s help, zipped them up towards some clouds in the sky. On Marahute, Volteer’s group hung on for dear life, with Grace, Rinoa, and Erika looking calmly nervous)*

Erika: I think we’re gonna be airsick.

Wildcat: Then don’t look down.

Crash: That’s how we get rid of our airsickness.

*(Then Marahute lets Launchpad dip her towards a sand-filled mud puddle in the desert)*

Volteer: Uh, you guys…?

Launchpad: We know, you’re majesty.

Megavolt: (To Volteer, reassuringly) They definitely know what they’re planning. *(To himself, concerned)* I hope.

*(Up in the air behind Marahute, Ripper charged at them, ready to light another explosive flare)*

Ripper: (Laughing crazily a bit, in a sing-song voice) Nowhere to run!

*(On Marahute, Scrooge is also worried as Volteer is)*

Scrooge: Launchpad, guys…!

Coco: Calm down!

Launchpad: Brace yourselves, everyone, Mr. McD!

*(Then he pulled Marahute’s scruff gently and Marahute opened her wings widely and then she zipped up quickly just when she almost impacted the mud puddle. Caught by surprise, Ripper crashed into the mud puddle. Recovering and his lower part of his body, arms, and hands all muddied, he got really livid)*

Ripper: Ooh! You got me dirty! I’m dirtied in some…!

*(Then he saw the mud and got happy)*

Ripper: Ooh, ooh! Mud! I’m gonna build some mud sandcastles!

*(Then he began to build a muddied sand pile in the mud still, but then Cortex’s gang arrived, all annoyed and Cortex’s group clearing their throats impatiently while the Komodo Brothers got confused)*

Komodo Brothers: What’re you doing, Ripper?

Ripper: (Happily clueless) Building a mud sandcastle. Wanna play?

*(A short pause, then Cortex’s group chuckles dryly a bit, and then Cortex screamed a bit in a fury, making Tropy roughly and angrily grab Ripper by his throat, yanking his mud-covered lower part of his body, arms, and hands out of the mud puddle)*

Ripper: (Choking a bit) Nice grip.

Cortex: WHO CARES ABOUT MUD SANDCASTLES?!!!

N. Brio: WE NEED TO GET THOSE MEDDLERS!!!!

*(Then Koala yanks Ripper’s mud-covered skimmer out of the mud puddle and takes a look at the skimmer)*

Koala: Uh, this skimmer’s engine is really jammed by the mud.

*(Aghast and shocked to hear that, Cortex’s group got sarcastic while Tropy drops Ripper on purpose)*

Tropy: (Sarcastically) And Ripper’s skimmer’s engine is jammed?!

N. Gin: (Sarcastically) Oh, no! Not the engine!

N. Brio: (Sarcastically) It’s the metaphorical end of the world!

Cortex: (Sarcastically) Whatever shall we do about it?!

*(Then Cortex’s group got serious and angry even more)*

Cortex: (Seriously) Then clean it up!

Cortex’s group except Cortex: (Seriously) Fix the engine!

Oxide: You heard them! We need to fix it and go after our meddlers!

*(Doing what they ordered, Cortex’s gang, except Ripper, immediately went to work on cleaning and repairing Ripper’s skimmer. Ripper, on the other hand, upon recovery, then begins building a sandcastle while happily humming a bit, his muddied lower part of his body, arms, and hands now saturated in sand on the mud. Until suddenly, Pinstripe, upon seeing this, got annoyed and after storming up to Ripper, he destroyed the attempted sandcastle building with one stomp from his foot, sending some sand flying into Ripper’s eyes, temporally blinding him)*

Ripper: (Screams a bit) I can’t see! I’m blind!

Pinstripe: (Grabs him by his straightjacket collar) You will be completely blind by the sand if you don’t help us fix your stupid skimmer!

*(He throws him next to his skimmer, which is now being cleaned and repaired by Cortex’s gang. Upon recovered, Ripper blew a raspberry at Pinstripe secretly and then, after the Komodo Brothers wiped his eyes clean, fixing his eyesight, bitterly went to help work on cleaning and fixing his skimmer with Cortex’s gang)*

Ripper: (To the Komodo Brothers) Touchy!

Komodo Brothers: (Shrugs) I’ll say.

*(Then they resumed work. With the heroes, they cheered a bit)*

Tiny: That was cool!

Dingodile: That was one of the best showpony golden eagle flight stunts I’ve ever seen, mates!

Coco: Normally, it’s difficult, but you handled it like a professional!

Sonya: Regardless of it being somewhat of an expert crash course.

Discord: (Transforms into Charles Lindbergh) You ain’t seen nothing yet, ace.

*(Then he changes back. Then Dingodile asked away to Bart’s group)*

Dingodile: Does your former genie friend always do those transformations and improvisations?

Bart’s group: Yeah.

Ash: You’ll get used to it.

Martin: It’s normal of him.

Kaya: (While Eevee happily chirps a bit in agreement) Like he said.

Discord: (Agreeing in his normal voice) And I, along with B.E.N. and Gene, happen to be a great dancer, singer, performer, and storyteller.

B.E.N. and Gene: Yep!

Gilda: They even told great bedtime stories for our kids at bedtime.

Kids members of Merry Team except Kit, Molly Cunningham, and bandicoot kids: That’s true.

Discord: And B.E.N., Gene, and I perform for improvisation to make it realistic as possible.

B.E.N.: For entertainment purposes.

Gene: And boy, oh boy, are we popular on that.

*(Then the heroes flew back to Agrabah. Later back on the street after landing, the heroes then took Baloo’s group to Bart’s gang’s old hideout)*

Tiny: So, this is where you formally live before?

Bart’s gang: Yep.

Lisa: It may be a dump.

Ralph: But it was our home.

Dingodile: But question; Why were you living as street rats without families?

*(Bart’s group and even Kaya, Lisa, and Maggie hesitated, much to Santa’s Little Helper’s calm concerned notice)*

Mabel: Uh, Dingodile, I don’t think it’s a good idea to talk about it.

Milhouse: It scars them good.

Dingodile: (Confused) Why?

*(Then after seeing Bart’s group, Kaya, and Lisa clear their throats upon them and Maggie pointing at their old picture shrine of their deceased parents, he, along with Baloo’s group, immediately realized)*

Dingodile: (Realizing) Oh, I get it.

Aku-Aku: Scarred past.

Bart’s group, Kaya, and Lisa: (While Maggie nods in agreement while sucking on her pacifier a bit) Yeah.

Mushu and Leo’s groups and Pikachu: (Nods in agreement while Cri-Kee, Eevee, and Santa’s Little Helper respectively chirps and barks a bit in agreement) So, drop it. (Pika pika.)

Riku: And until we *are* ready to talk about it eventually….

Roxas: Let’s not bring it up anymore.

Xion: And *only* until they decide to talk about it.

Namine: At the right time.

*(After contemplating, Baloo’s group gave in in agreement)*

Baloo’s group: Granted.

*(Then Wildcat looked at the piping in the room)*

Wildcat: But golly, look at all these old pipes! The old aqueducts of Agrabah.

Coco: The best of the bunch.

Louie Kingston: Enough to keep you warmed up and cooled down during the winter and summer times.

Crunch: For survival on weather conditions.

Baloo: And yet you lived the poor life.

Kit: Stealing to survive the hardships.

Molly Cunningham: Living on….

*(Rebecca clears her throat to Molly Cunningham, reminding her of what Bart’s group, Kaya, and Lisa, with Maggie’s help, just told them about their past, making Molly Cunningham remember in realization and then rephrase it)*

Molly Cunningham: Living on the hard life.

Rebecca: Exactly.

Martin: Well, technically, the *former* hard life.

*(Rebecca then noticed a nearby case of vegetables)*

Rebecca: That’s a lot of vegetables.

Louie Kingston: Is that a healthy addiction you cling onto, cuz?

Lisa: Yep.

Bart: My sister happens to be a vegetarian.

Quackerjack: (While he, Mushu, and Cri-Kee present some vegetables) Eating vegetables.

Fidget: (Nods) And strawberries happen to be my favorite fruit.

Bartok: (Nods) Ditto for me on the strawberries.

Liquidator: (Agreeing) They’re good for your body.

Megavolt: (To Baloo’s group, gesturing to Mushu) And Mushu here is also a little bit addicted to some good coffee.

Mushu: (Proudly agreeing while crossing his arms proudly) The best of the best with less caffeine, and yes, rest assured, I also brush my teeth to keep them healthy and white.

*(He grins, showing his white healthy teeth, impressing Baloo’s group)*

Baloo’s group: That’s great.

Kit: At least you have good common sense for a small Chinese dragon.

*(Mushu chuckles a bit in flattery and then took a celery stick, breaks it in half, gives the other piece to Cri-Kee, who happily accepts his half, and they both bite a piece of their own off, and eat them. Back in the palace later, the heroes, with Drake and Fenton now dressed as Darkwing and Gizmoduck again and Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, and Olette wearing their new belts and now including Skinner's group, Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber, are now packing supplies with Baloo’s group)*

Volteer’s group: All ready?

Heroes: (All packed up) Yes!

Gosalyn: All ready to go check where Cortex’s gang is working for over the Tiki Scepter.

Honker: In the nearby jungle.

Volteer’s group: (Nods) Good.

Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: Best wishes.

Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: Stay safe.

Volteer’s group: And good luck.

*(The heroes saluted to them, and then they flew off in their Gummi Ship that is bring pulled by Marahute on their flight to the jungle. In the jungle itself, they flew through the trees’ canopies carefully and then landed at a jungle oasis. After disembarking, they got prepared)*

Don Karnage: Now, everyone stay in your party groups combined with buddy systems.

Skinner: Just like in the army.

Dumptruck: And not to be confused with a party party.

Don Karnage: (To Dumptruck, nonchalantly) Thank you for clearing up the misunderstanding of analogies, Dumptruck. *(To the heroes, seriously, gestures to Bart’s group)* And as for the buddy system, I am *not* completely buddies with the street rats.

Mad Dog: So, in other words, we’re going with them.

*(Gibber whispers a bit to Baloo’s group, but they got confused)*

Rebecca: Wait, what?

Sombra: We didn’t understand you.

Louie Kingston: Gibber was so quiet as a mouse, we didn’t clearly hear what he just whispered.

*(Annoyed, Gibber whispers a bit a little more clearly, yet we don’t hear or understand what he’s saying to them, making them realize)*

Baloo’s group: Oh, to supervise them.

Dingodile: In other words, you don’t trust these mates?

Don Karnage: Nokey-dokey, pig-face.

Dingodile: (Nonchalantly in annoyance) I’m a half dingo, half crocodile mutant, not a half dingo, half crocodile, and half *pig* mutant.

Bushroot: (Missing the point) But your crocodile snout does kinda resemble a pig’s nose.

Dingodile: (Goes up to Bushroot’s face in annoyance) I am not a pig, Bushroot!

Bushroot: (In annoyance, fanning his own face as Dingodile backed off) Sorry! And no offense, you need a breath mint.

*(Annoyance turned into confusion, Dingodile exhaled on his hand and then smelled it, then reeked in disgust)*

Dingodile: (In disgust) Ooh-whee! You’re right, mate. My breath *does* stink.

Don Karnage: (Impatiently) Would you kindly hurry up with the party split up and search for the baddy two-shoed criminals already?!

Megavolt: (Also impatiently in agreement) We’re wasting time!

Quackerjack: Okay, okay! Get a grip, Sparky.

Mushu: Yeah, Sparky.

Milhouse: Come on.

*(Then the heroes split into three party groups while Megavolt angrily groaned a bit in annoyance)*

Megavolt: (Angrily groans a bit in annoyance) Don’t call me “Sparky!”

*(With one party group, consisting Darkwing, Skinner, and the Stallion Eight’s groups, they searched around one part of the jungle)*

Thunderlane: Any sign?

*(Ember smelled a bit with Willie, but they shook their heads no in defeat)*

Ember: Nothing so far.

Willie: No sign of those no-good lollygaggin’ thieves.

*(They suddenly stopped upon hearing something in suspicion and confusion)*

Party Favor: (Whispering) What was that?

Ember and Stallion Eight except Party Favor: (Whispering) Something bad?

*(They listened, and then after a twig nearby snapped, they aimed their weapons, only to realize that the noise came from some pack of kit foxes emerging from a bush, much to their relief)*

Willie: (Relieved) Just a pack of kit foxes.

Chalmers: Really cute kit foxes.

Skinner: Nothing to be afraid of on them.

*(The kit fox pack saw them and after a brief staring contest between both groups as Darkwing’s group lowered their weapons slowly, the kit fox pack then resumed their business and left)*

Braeburn: Well, we better get back to our business as well.

Darkwing’s group except Braeburn: (Agreeing) Yeah. (Yep, yep, yep.) (Yes.)

*(Then they resumed their search. With the second party group, consisting Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Gibber, Discord’s group, and Bart’s gang, except Milhouse, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and Pikachu, they searched in another part of the jungle when suddenly, they heard Gilda let out a brief scream, startling them)*

B.E.N.: (Panicked) What, what is it?!

Discord: (In concern) What’s the matter?

*(Then they immediately calmed down upon noticing Gilda wince a bit in embarrassment and then showed her broken fingernail)*

Gilda: (Sheepishly) Sorry, I literally broke a nail on accident.

Don Karnage: (Rolls his eyes in annoyance, sarcastically) Sorry for your fingernail, Gilda.

Mad Dog: (Cluelessly missing the point) Is it broken that bad?

Dumptruck: (Agreeing cluelessly) I can file it for you.

Don Karnage: (To Mad Dog and Dumptruck, in annoyance) Now is not the time for manicures!

Ash: Relax, Karnagie, it’s just an accidental broken nail.

Lea: Nothing to be ashamed of over that.

Don Karnage: (In annoyance, calming his anger down) It’s “Karnage.” “Karnage!” Not “Karny,” not “Karnagie.” *(Enunciating)* “Karnage.”

Ash: (Nonchalantly) Okay, okay, we get it, *(Mockingly and nonchalantly while Kogane mockingly making a fanfare sound)* Captain Don *Karnage*.

Don Karnage: (Nonchalantly) You and that spiny rat didn’t have to rub that mockery in my face, boy.

Bart’s group: (Aghast) Kogane a rat?!

Discord: (Imitating Joe Pesci) Oh! What’d you call her?!

Kogane: (Angrily) Ooh, that really burns me up being called that!

Discord: (Transforms into and imitates James Cagney) You better apologize to the non-dirty Hedgestar and not a rat.

Kogane: Yeah!

Leo's group except Kogane: Apologize!

*(Don Karnage then apologized in a nonchalant tone)*

Don Karnage: (Nonchalantly) Fine, my humblest apologies. I meant spiny *rodent*.

Pence: (While Discord changes back to normal) Technically, Kogane is a White *Hedgestar*, not a rat.

Discord and B.E.N.: (With Discord in his normal voice, showing a magically conjured chart comparing the images of a rat and a White Hedgestar, pointing at the images) Big difference.

Don Karnage: Well, my apologies and excuuuuuse me, the great Don Karnage, for insulting your best friend pet!

Ventus: Hey, don’t apologize to us, apologize to Pence's spiny rat!

*(They got surprised and shocked on what Ventus just accidentally called Kogane, that even Kogane got angrily offended)*

Kogane: (In calm anger) *Et tu*, Ven?

Discord: (Disperses the chart with B.E.N.) Uh, Ven, take it back at once.

Ventus: (To Discord, sheepishly) Yeah. *(To Kogane, apologetically)* Sorry, Kogane.

Pence: (Agreeing) It just slipped out.

B.E.N.: (Agreeing) Your best buddy besides Pence means well.

Gene: (Agreeing) And he didn’t mean it.

Ventus: (Nods) Yeah.

Flippy: So, no grudges.

*(Kogane, after pondering a bit, happily nods in forgiveness to him)*

Kogane: Okay, all is forgiven.

Pence: (Chuckles a bit) I’m glad you accepted Ven and Don Karnage’s apology, since you’re my best friend than just a pet.

Discord: All’s well that ends well.

Bart's gang except Pence: (Agreeing) I’ll say.

Don Karnage: (Scoffs nonchalantly) Whatever.

*(Then they resumed their search while Gilda lets Discord, Lokina, and even Dumptruck file her broken fingernail and other fingernails via a traveling manicure, fixing it up, with Discord and Lokina transforming themselves into nail spa employees and Discord conjuring up the items they need for the manicure. Then with the last party group, consisting Mabel, the Mane Eight, Meowth, and Baloo’s groups, Milhouse, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and Pikachu, they searched in another part of the jungle as well)*

Kairi: Something tells me it’s quiet.

Mane Eight’s group, Team Rocket, Nadia, and Meowzie: Too quiet.

Sophia: (Jokingly) And this jungle is dense.

Fearsome Four, Mushu, Milhouse, Bartok, Milo, and Sky: (Jokingly) Too dense.

Rebecca: Uh, that’s not the point they’re saying here, guys.

Bartok: Sorry.

*(Suddenly, they heard some voices nearby in another area from afar. They peeked from a nearby bush and saw Cortex’s gang, with Ripper and his skimmer all cleaned up and fixed from the mud now, talking with some shadowy figures in a glen due to some shadows in the area by the trees’ canopies blocking out the sunlight with their shadows. They then silently listened in)*

Pinstripe: And then it took us two hours to clean up and fix Ripper’s skimmer! Two hours!

Rilla: And man, oh man, Ripper is such a crybaby when it comes to bathtime!

Ripper: It’s not my fault I hate soap!

Oxide: Oh, grow up, at least you’re cleaned!

Ripper: (Braggingly) I prefer spongies to wash me!

*(Then Mabel’s group heard a familiar voice speaking sarcastically and they realized in shock whose voice that is)*

Familiar male voice: (Voice-over, sarcastically) Well, good for you, Ripper.

*(Then the shadowy figures storms up to Cortex’s gang in calm anger, revealing themselves to be Wario’s gang, except the now already deceased Hunter J from the last story, themselves. Even Negaduck, Splatter Phoenix, Rasputin, Sideshow Bob, Taurus Bulba, Shere Khan, and Dijon, who originally worked for the now already deceased Merlock’s group in the last two stories, are with them)*

Waluigi: But sponges don’t count as soap!

Ripper: Says who, Waluigi?

Waluigi: Says me!

Wario: No spongies for you!

Ripper: Why, you...!

Rilla: (Breaking the argument up) Just let it go, Ripper.

*(Then they resumed business as Kairi’s group got angry and determined upon realizing Wario’s gang is associated with Cortex’s group all along for the Tiki Scepter for some reason)*

Negaduck: So, how are we gonna get the Tiki Scepter back from those meddlers now?

Preed: Especially those meddling street rats named Bart Simpson, Ash Ketchum, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus?

Bulba: That’s a good question.

*(During this conversation, Mabel’s group activated the SOS beeper in silent mode on Mabel, Kairi, and Olette’s watches for Bart and Darkwing’s groups. Elsewhere in the two areas of the jungle, Bart and Darkwing’s groups got the SOS message and ran to the direction of Mabel’s group’s location. Back with them as soon as that’s done, Mabel’s group turned the SOS beeper and its silent mode off and proceeded to sneak away)*

Shere Khan: (Voice-over, at the same time Mabel’s group deactivated the SOS beeper and its silent mode) All we can assume is that they would refuse to surrender the Tiki Scepter.

Bob: And they will definitely refuse to cooperate with us.

*(Then suddenly, Oxide noticed Mabel’s group sneaking off and quietly cleared his throat to Wario and Cortex’s gang, getting their attention)*

Wario and Cortex’s gangs except Oxide: What?

*(They also noticed Mabel’s group quietly sneaking away as well, and then they slowly and calmly smirked evilly, as if they have a plan now. With Kairi’s group, they ran to meet up with Bart and Darkwing’s groups)*

Baloo: Let’s hope we warn our comrades of time!

Crash: Yeah!

Jessie: And it’s no surprise that Wario’s gang, especially Negaduck’s group, were associated with those jerks!

Bartok: Even after Merlock’s group and Hunter J’s deaths.

Fidget: Yeah!

*(Suddenly, some figures stepped in front of Mabel’s group, stopping them in their tracks, much to their shock and surprise. It’s Wario and Cortex’s gangs)*

Cortex: Ah, hello, Princesses, guys.

Negaduck: Long time, no see.

Wario Brothers and Pinstripe: *Si*, Princesses’ group?

Rasputin: And surprise, surprise, surprise, Fidget, Bartok, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four are still with you.

Bob: Especially with Bartok in his tacky new wardrobe attire along with some of the princesses' tacky belts.

Bartok: (In indignant anger) Hey! Rarity and my wife made these clothes!

Kairi: (In indigtant anger) And our parents/aunts and uncles gave us these belts!

Mabel, Serena, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Fidget, Meowzie, Stellaluna, Nadia, Milo, Sophia, Sky, Anya, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: (In Indignant anger) Yeah!

Bulba: (Mockingly) Ooh, you married Nadia?

Bartok and Nadia: (Angrily) You darn right!

Meowth: And Meowzie is also my wife!

Fidget: Along with Stellaluna as my wife!

Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia: (Nods in angry agreement) That's right!

Preed: (Mockingly) Well, well, congratulations on getting hitched. *(Noticing Milo, Sophia, Sky, and Anya with Meowth and Meowzie, Fidget and Stellaluna, and Bartok and Nadia respectively)* *And* you, which we didn't realize from Cortex's gang back at the apartment before, got *really* busy.

*(Then Mabel’s main group pulled their Keyblades out and then they and their group got determined, ready to fight)*

Aqua: We like to see you try and mess with us!

Rainbow Dash: Bring it on!

*(Then both sides battled it out, with Mabel’s main group now more like expert fighters with their combat and magic skills thanks to Bart’s group’s training before. Suddenly, just after Bushroot sprayed some pollen at the Komodo Brothers, making them sneeze a bit and then blow their noses to clear their sinuses up with their own pale purple handkerchiefs they pulled out from their own robe pockets, Koala then threw some knockout smoke grenades at Mabel’s group. Then as soon as the knockout smoke shot out from the activated grenades, Wario and Cortex’s gangs immediately placed on their gas masks after the Komodo Brothers put their handkerchiefs away. Mabel’s group tried to fight the knockout gas’ effects)*

Megavolt: (Slowly getting sleepy with Mabel’s group) You won’t, get away, with this, Nega…!

Mushu and Baloo: (Slowly getting sleepy) Hold on, that’s *my* waffle…!

*(Then the knockout gas’ effects too much, Mabel’s group lost consciousness and collapsed, unconscious. Then as soon as the knockout gas was cleared by Tropy’s giant fan until it dispersed, Wario and Cortex’s gangs removed their gas masks with evil smirks)*

Wario Brothers, Ruggedo, and Pinstripe: Gotcha.

Cortex’s group, N. Brio, N. Gin, Oxide, and Shere Khan: Gotcha, indeed. (Indeed.)

*(They chuckled evilly a bit as they stood over Mabel’s group’s unconscious bodies)*

***Commercial break***

*(With Bart and Darkwing’s groups, they ran towards Mabel’s group’s direction when they met up)*

B.E.N.: (Panting a bit, briefly transforming into a jogger) I take it, you got, Mabel’s group’s, SOS…?

Everyone except B.E.N.: Yeah. (Yes.)

*(Then, after B.E.N. changed back, they ran ahead together to find Mabel’s group as we crossfade to black. Then we crossfade to Mabel, still unconscious, slowly waking up. As soon as she slowly came to and awake, she noticed Wario and Cortex’s gangs standing over her and, for some reason, she’s below them)*

Mabel: (In suspicion) Why are you…?

*(She was about to get up when something tight stopped her. She looked down and saw that she is seated next to a tree, tied up, with even her hands tied behind her back. Then she noticed her group, also awake by now, tied up the same way next to her on the same tree)*

Milhouse: (Awkwardly) Well, I guess you’re as shocked as we were when *we* woke up.

Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Awkwardly agreeing) Yeah.

Bartok: (Awkwardly) Not good at all.

*(Then Mabel’s group glared at Wario and Cortex’s gangs)*

Mabel: What’s the big idea?

Serena, Kairi, Namine, and Xion: Untie us right now!

Aqua and Olette: We command of you!

Rebecca: And no matter how much you grill us…!

Twilight Sparkle: We’re not telling you where the Tiki Scepter is!

Sonya: And there's nothing you can do to change our minds!

Raksha: That’s right!

Preed: (Scoffs) Still having trouble remembering where the Tiki Scepter is, eh?

Bulba: Talk about stubborn.

Negaduck: (Walks up to the glaring Mabel’s group) Perhaps a night in the jungle will…. *(Goes up to their faces rudely, much to their annoyance)* Jog your memories.

Bushroot: Seriously? What’s with people with bad breath going into our faces, especially mine?

Rarity: Let alone brushing your teeth?

Shere Khan: (Ignoring Bushroot and Rarity’s annoyed questions while Pinstripe goes up to Mabel’s group and turning his back on them to stand with Shere Khan) There are numerous hungry normal carnivorous animals in the jungle, you know.

Pinstripe: (As Mabel’s main group, Mushu, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Kit, Mohawk, Raksha, Spike, the Mane Eight, and Dream Eater pets leaned and stretched forward to bite Pinstripe’s hands behind his back due to being tied up) With big sharp, pointy…. *(Gets his hands bitten by Mabel’s main group, Mushu, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Kit, Raksha, Spike, the Mane Eight, and Dream Eater pets)* Teeth!

*(Then he zipped around and, with each hand, grabbed Mabel and Megavolt’s shirt and jumpsuit’s respective neck collars in anger)*

Pinstripe: Oh, so now you have the audacity to bite my hands like piranhas?!

*(Unknown to them, Bart and Darkwing’s groups arrived secretly and then spotted Wario and Cortex’s gangs interrogating the still tied up Mabel’s group, and even Bart and Darkwing’s groups were calmly shocked and surprised to see Wario’s gang associated with Cortex’s gang)*

Splatter Phoenix: (While Pinstripe roughly released Mabel and Megavolt) This is your last chance, ladies, jerks, and twerps!

Dijon: (Hopefully) Is the Tiki Scepter in your Gummi Ship that is drawn by your golden eagle?

*(Wario and Cortex’s gangs glared at Dijon, making him act tough in an amateurish way)*

Dijon: (Trying to act tough) So we can rummage through it by force to get it?!

Kids: (Playing dumb with Mabel’s group) Golden eagle-drawn Gummi Ship?

Spike and Dingodile: (Playing dumb) What golden eagle-drawn Gummi Ship?

Tiny and Mane Eight: (Playing dumb) Tiny and us (We) have no idea what you talk (you're talking) about.

Wario: No use protecting your buddinskis!

Waluigi and Ruggedo: Yeah!

Tropy: Especially not your fiancés, Princesses.

Shere Khan: You know we will find them.

Aqua: (Skeptically) Oh, really?

Serena: You will never defeat Bart’s group and our friends!

Mabel’s group except Serena: Yeah!

Wario Brothers and Ruggedo: (Smugly) Okay, then….

Cortex: (Smugly) We’ll do it the hard way.

*(Then Tropy and Preed turned to Pinstripe)*

Tropy: Pinstripe, get us the turnips and sandpaper.

Preed: Chop, chop.

*(Realizing the villains are gonna torture a confession out of Mabel’s group with the said turnips and sandpaper, Bart and Darkwing’s groups got determined and got ready to jump into action. Back with Mabel’s group, they struggled in vain to break free in determination upon seeing Preed, Tropy, and Pinstripe accept the turnips and sandpaper from Koala, Bob, and Oxide)*

Preed, Tropy, and Pinstripe: Excellent.

Tropy: (Shows Mabel’s group one of the turnips) Now, Princesses, fellas, we want some answers.

Preed: Or we'll possibly make you shed tears of regret and make *you* scream like girls.

Mabel’s group: Stuff it in your windsocks!

Wario and Cortex’s gangs: (Aghast while Preed, Tropy, and Pinstripe dropped the turnips and sandpaper in an aghast way) Our windsocks?!

*(Then Negaduck pulled his chainsaw out, ready to rev it up while Bob pulled his machete out and both of them got ready to kill Mabel’s group with them)*

Negaduck: (Angrily) Why, you little…!

Bob: (Angrily) Hold your tongues or we'll slice you good like swine!

*(Suddenly, some firecrackers shot out at Wario and Cortex’s gangs and distracted them with their explosions, much to the villains’ surprise and shock that Negaduck and Bob dropped their respective chainsaw and machete. Mabel’s group, on the other hand, smiled, for they knew who shot the firecrackers. Then sure enough, Bart and Darkwing’s groups, including Discord, B.E.N., and Gene, who fired the firecrackers and with the third latter in his genie attire, rushed out and Bart’s group cuts Mabel’s group free from the ropes tying them to the tree)*

Baloo: No time to hang around this tree anymore.

Crash and Louie Kingston: Or sitting around.

Quackerjack: And we had a feeling it was you with the firecrackers, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene.

Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (Transforming into and imitating Elvis Presley) Thank you, thank you very much.

*(Then after Discord, B.E.N., and Gene changed back and as soon as Bart’s group finished completely untying Mabel’s group, as well as completely untying their hands, they all climbed onto Marahute's back and flew back to their Gummi Ship’s direction. With Wario and Cortex’s gangs, they recovered from the firecrackers, now all blown up and finished)*

Dijon: What is going on? What is going on?

Rasputin: What is the meaning of this?!

*(Then an electric net caught Wario and Cortex’s gangs, trapping them in there. It was Don Karnage’s electric net)*

Don Karnage: You are under arrest!

Skinner: For stealing, kidnapping, snd attempted torture of our princesses!

Mad Dog: Please be sure to memorize your, uh…?

Dumptruck: What’re the rights called again?

Skinner's group, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (While Discord, B.E.N., and Gene changed into police officers) Miranda Rights?

Don Karnage: (Nonchalantly agreeing while Discord, B.E.N., and Gene changed back to normal) Like they said?

Mad Dog and Dumptruck: Yes, (*Ja*,) that!

Mad Dog: (To the angrily struggling Wario and Cortex’s gangs) Memorize your Miranda Rights!

Dumptruck: (Confused) Yet we don’t know of any Miranda.

Chalmers: (About to explain) Technically, the Miranda Rights are....

Negaduck and Bob: (Pulling a flash grenade and their own electric-proof machetes out) We’ll show you Miranda Rights!

*(Then Negaduck threw the grenade, blinding the heroes in a flash of light. As soon as it dies down, the heroes then saw that the electric net is cut open and Wario and Cortex’s gangs freed and gone, for it turned out Negaduck and Bob cut them and themselves free from the electric net with their own electric-proof machetes to escape after Negaduck threw the flash grenade. Milo, Sophia, and Sky attempt to chase after them)*

Sophia: Well, come on!

Milo: Let’s go after them!

Sky: Hurry!

*(But the heroes stopped them)*

Heroes: No, stop!

Don Karnage: I’m afraid we’ll have to try and catch them next time like the fishies they are that take the bait, yes, no?

Milo, Sophia, and Sky: So, in other words…?

Don Karnage: It means let them go for now.

Meowth and Fidget: And we’ll get them next time.

Meowzie, Nadia, and Anya: That we promise.

Bartok, Stellaluna, and Nadia: And promises are something we definitely keep.

*(Giving in after thinking it over, Milo, Sophia, and Sky then left with the heroes back to the Gummi Ship to return to the palace in Agrabah. With Wario and Cortex’s gangs, they are retreating quickly on their skimmers when suddenly, they crashed right into a tree and then landed right into another sand-filled mud puddle)*

N. Gin: (Growls in anger a bit) Not again!

Ripper: (Starting to build a mud sandcastle) Mud sandcastles, anyone?

*(Wario and Cortex’s gangs, except Ripper who is happily building a mud sandcastle while happily humming a bit, angrily groaned a bit in annoyance. Back in the palace of Agrabah, the heroes have already reported to Volteer’s group about what they found out)*

Volteer’s group: I see.

Erika: So, Wario’s gang is associated with Cortex’s gang for the Tiki Scepter.

Mad Dog: But it wasn’t our fault that Negaduck and Sideshow Bob distracted us with a flash grenade and electric-proof machetes to escape us with the enemy.

Bart: And deep down in my subconsciousness, as soon as we saw them, I exclaimed “*Ay caramba*!”

*(Then after contemplating a bit, Volteer’s group understood)*

Volteer: Then, if that’s the case….

Grace: Until we find out why Wario and Cortex’s gangs need the Tiki Scepter….

Squall: We’ll just have to lay low until some criminal activity is set by them.

Rinoa, Eraqus, and Erika: Yes.

Volteer: (Pulling out his little toys) So, for now, let’s relax and have fun for a while.

Heroes: Yes, you’re majesties.

*(Then with that, the heroes went back to their businesses, hoping something will happen involving Wario and Cortex’s gangs and their obsession for the Tiki Scepter, which is still hidden in Discord’s group’s apartment)*

To be continued….

Ending song: Arabian Nights End Credits Version (Bartladdin the Series Version)