Christopher Pierre

## WARNING

This entry contains allusions to sensitive content, including: suicide, homocide, drug use, and more. Proceed with caution,

## Christopher

### Aliases

* Crispy (and many variants of)
* Saros
* Rosie (Jamie)
* Twisty
* Old Hag/Fag
* Spaghetti Spine
* Faggot
* Slenderman
* Grandpa/Peepaw Chris
* Edgar Allen Poe Ripoff
* Tampon
* Rolled up News paper
* Cociane man
* Bendy Straw
* Casper the friendly ghost
* Crispy Pear
* Spineless
* Spine Eater
* Batman
* Mirror man
* Christopher/Crispy McTwisty.
* Dogtoy
* Toilet paper
* Paper Towel Roll
* Emo
* Emopher Pierre
* Krispy Creme
* Fucktob
* Emo Dumbledore
* Bloody old hag (TSS!Sarai)
* Burnt Toast
* Papa (Tamari)
* Four Arms (James)
* Bostonian Yohioloid
* (removed because bros brother died /hj -THE Maverick of THE Bat Wing Collective)
* Probably more update if there's more pls

### Relatives

* James 'Jamie' Vela - Fiance
* Lucile Pierre-Vela - Eldest Daughter
* Dahlia Pierre-Vela - Child
* Little Tamari - Son
* Little Mariyam - Youngest Daughter
* James 'Drumslut' Vela - Technical Brother-In-Law

## Appearances

### Debut

?/?/1927

Christopher is the owner of the mansion, which seemed to have formed as a result of his death. He is noted to be a kind and compasionate soul, with his mistakes openly out there, but with a slightly mean demeanor. Christopher is known to easily snap, yet keep his calm. He has too many regrets, and this causes instability.

He is usually remarked as quite a good boss, giving pretty good pay, and treating his staff well.

He also has connections with Hell, due to being engaged to the head of the lust department.

He is often seen in his library, strolling the halls, talking with other souls, getting pissed off over new entries and their cluelessness, or being an absolute idiot with his closest friends, especially James and Adres.

He is also sometimes seen crying in Teatime's coat, but that's for another day.

He appears as a tall man with a twisted spine, medium, fluffy hair, 8 arms (4, as James would say), and usually in some sort of Victorian-inspired wear. Sometimes, he is seen with oval-shaped, gold glasses.

## Backstory

A man with a backstory too long to cover in detail, Christopher Pierre is quite the person. He's the result of constant childhood abuse and harassment in his adult life. When alive, he worked as a performer, singing and playing the violin and piano. He tragically commited suicide by cyanide in 1927 alongside his friend, Lilo (later Lilia), who didn't follow through. The mansion, and thus purgatory, was an effect of his death, along with the existance of Teatime. He plans to keep the purgatory in order for all of eternity, as it exists both inside and outside the limits of time, and within and without the multiverse.

## Crimes Committed

* First Degree Murder
* Double Homocide
* Assault and **Bat**tery (haha get it...im not fucking funny.)
* Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon
* Digital Piracy
* Shoplifting
* Drug Trafficking
* Drug Possession
* Cooersion
* Arson
* Probably WAY more.

## Trivia

* He has 4 children. Lucile, Dahlia, Tamari, and Mariyam. The first two are biological, and nobody, not even himself, even know how. Tamari and Mariyam are adopted from The Spiderweb System.
* He does weed with Jesus Christ himself, God hates him for it.