Millew

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**Millew** is a character found in Ooblets (game).

## Location

Millew resides in Badgetown, and can be found in one of two locations: sitting on the stairs between Meed's Seeds and the Player Shop, or on the bench outside Town Hall to the right of the entrance. He will alternate between the two throughout the day.

## Appearance

Millew has orange hair tucked under a teal-colored baseball cap, which he wears backwards. He wears a blue zip-up hoodie and teal-colored track pants with white sneakers.

## Personality

Millew is perceived by the Badgetown residents as having an obnoxious, bratty personality, making him a person that some of the townsfolk avoid talking to. He is the kind of person to actively seek out things to be mad about.

## Ooblets

Millew has one ooblet: a common Kingwa.

## Interactions

### Story

Upon arriving in Badgetown, the Player will need to introduce themselves to some of the local residents, including Millew. He will assume the Player is a rich tourist who can buy the town's postcards and novelty t-shirts, and will be disappointed when the Player says this is not the case.

The next time the Player meets Millew, he will be surprised that they are continuing to stay in Badgetown, but will soon offer to take the Player under his wing. He perceives his friendship with the Player to be important and unique.

### Friendship Stickers

*"I need to get rid of this friendship sticker. And here's some other stuff."*

### Tasks

* Buy and wear a new item of clothing for Millew – he will not give the Player any rewards for doing so
* Give 60 gummies to Millew for his startup idea – he will not give the Player any rewards for doing so

### Millew's Journal

Occasionally, the Player will be able to find small, shiny scraps of paper lying around Badgetown, with text written on them in all-capital letters using red ink. These pages come from Millew's journal. Not only is the tone of the journal entries similar to how Millew interacts with the Player, many of the scraps can be found near the stairs between Meed's Seeds and the Player Shop where he can often be found.

### Quotes

* "Some days I wonder what life would be like if everyone were as enlightened as me..."
* "It's so annoying when people want to be paid for their art. Like, little kids can make art, why would you charge for it?"
* "I'll probably make a game one day and it'll be super popular. I just need to find a programmer and an artist."
* "Making fun of someone is the only true way to help them grow as a person."
* "The first step in starting any business is getting custom company t-shirts printed."
* "So are you like, farming ironically or is it really your deal?"
* "Dumb people hate being told when they're wrong. Especially if you follow them around to tell them."
* "It's a good thing famous people don't have feelings."

## References

1. ↑ *"Folks around town have been concerned about **Millew** but I say just give the kid some time to grow up. There's a saying that goes: "Time will wear away the stone". The stone in this case is a snot-nosed brat."* – Gimble
2. ↑ *"You know **Millew**? He's a bit like a mail-in rebate… Annoying and a hassle, but if you put in the effort there might be some value there."* – Bazil
3. ↑ *"I don't have a problem with **Millew** like some folk do, but that doesn't mean I want to hang out with him."* – Sprin
4. ↑ *"All I need in life are energy drinks, racing chairs, crypto, and stuff to get angry about."* – **Millew**
5. ↑ *"I'm Millew. I saw your boat pull in. So are you some sorta rich tourist come to buy all our postcards and novelty t-shirts?"* – **Millew**
6. ↑ *"Oh blegh. What am I supposed to do with all these novelty t-shirts?"* – **Millew**
7. ↑ *"You're still here?? If you're sticking around, you should get on my good side. Might come in handy."* – **Millew**
8. ↑ *"Oh yeah, you're the newbie. I suppose I'll have to find time to take you under my wing, show you the ropes of this town."* – **Millew**
9. ↑ *"It's cool how we're in this group… but it's not like an in-group. Everyone else has their in-groups, but we're just us against all of them."* – **Millew**
10. ↑ *"Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you. You know how I've taken you under my wing and all? I've told a bunch of people I'm looking after you, you see, but we can't have then thinking that I helped you with that outfit. I'm gonna need you to get something a bit flashier to wear if I'm expected to be seen as your mentor."* – **Millew**
11. ↑ *"Hrm, it's not a huge improvement but at least you're trying."* – **Millew**
12. ↑ *"So, you know my secret [business] idea, right? (Not really…) Well I figured since you're my best friend, I'd let you get in on it, you know, on the ground floor. It's a huge opportunity for you. I'll let you become an angel investor and sell you 25 non-voting shares at just 2 gummies per share. (How many total shares are being issued?) Well, I've valuated my idea at 10 billion gummies so you can work out the math from there. Can I put you down for the 60 gummies?"* – **Millew**
13. ↑ *"Swell, swell. Soon we'll be making… hundos!"* – **Millew**