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Nameless One, The

Often referred to as the Overdeity of Lies Nameless managed to become an Overdeity over the course of a few centuries in Pthfender slowly gaining power, as of yet he is the only organic Overdeity in canon. The Nameless One was a halfling Book Agent\* played by Zerxrez in the Pink Kingdom campaign. He was later an npc in the campaigns, Seven Seals, The Choice, The God Complex, Hell, and Last Dusk.

## OOC

\*Book agent was a homebrew class created specifically for the Nameless One in the Pink Kingdom campaign. It featured abilities such as dimension door at will as well as alter self at will starting at level 1. Going on to the increased versions as the class continued.
Isrobyk Kyborsi

Isrobyk Kyborsi was a human ninja played by Zerxrez in the Nimurai campaign.

## Campaign

During the campaign Isrobyk was joined by her soulmate Kyborsi. Throughout the campaign they showcased that they were an excelent team, by defeating a squadron of guards all by themselves. At the end of the campaign after suffering from mortal wounds they fused into one being, becoming Isrobyk-Kyborsi Kyborsi-Isrobyk or something like that.
Popcorn is here

A christmas Paordy song of Jack Frost is Here written by Zerxrez December 16 2021. It is a song welcoming Popcorn to the group, as this was his first christmas after joining the group.

### Lyrics

There's a New player wanted flyer

Popcorn grabs it, does a pose

You go to one session

And you notice that someone's new

His first dice start rollin'

And suddenly he's part of the crew

New character starts out swigin'

And the basement is filled with cheer

You can see new memories created

From everybody here

Next time, you'll know who'll be there

And I think it's really nice

To have a player with some class

Who'll be cautious and precise

He's the player that we chose

And he'll be part of the pro's

Everyone now let out a cheer

Cause Popcorn is here.

Made a cleric of renown (Popcorn)

For sneaking he's so down (Popcorn)

Chaos? He'll steer clear

But you know Popcorn'll  be near

(Popcorn)

(Popcorn)

It's all for him I'm singing this prose

(Popcorn, Popcorn)

Made a cleric of renown (Popcorn)

For sneaking he's so down (Popcorn)

Chaos? He'll steer clear

But you know (Yes you know)

Then you know Popcorn is here
Robert (The Third (Fifth in Line (Disgraced))) Trayor

Robert The third in Line Disgraced Trayor was a ostentatious human noble played by Zerxrez in the The Epic of Baron Magnus campaign.

## Backstory

Bob Trayor was once a powerful noble from the Trayor Family, however some events took place which made him disgraced, he hopes to one day betray someone close enough to him to be welcomed back into the family.

## Campaign

The campaign started with Robert trying to help The Baron rescue his fiance Maria from the dastardly Arnaldo after failing they hatch a plan to go to an old dojo where Magnus and The Spainyard used to train. After finding some letters the gang goes to a hotel where the Vanecian (another assassin) was said to be located. After talking with him and finding no guilt there They head to Maria's apartment where Robert finds a letter from Arnoldo confessing his love to her. Sebastian then finds an invitation to Arnaldo's privet estate, and the musketeers head off to confront him. After a semi stealthy infiltration turns into a full out sprint to the boats where Arnoldo was holding Maria. After having to abandon all his wealth to save himself from falling over a cliff, with major assistance from Sebastion. At the boat a major clash of swords was taking place with Arnoldo killing The Spainyard in a single blow. Followed by The Baron having a small bout with Arnoldo eventually leading to Arnoldo's death. All seemed well, until Robert The third in Line Disgraced revealed himself as a member of the Trayor family and stabbed The Baron in the back, killing him. Quickly followed by his own death from the hands of Sebastian; proclaiming "vanity isn't the only killer". So ends Bob's life but there is a light side. After hearing of the specifics of Bob's death he posthumously welcomed back into his family.

## OOC

Robert The third in Line Disgraced Trayor was a character made using a system, probably. He could flip a coin and get a +/-6 to his swordplay roll depending on which side was up.
Squeak

Squeak was a Porc Seeker played by Zerxrez in the Porco Mexicano campaign.

## Backstory

Squeak was an odd case for a porc, since he was created in a black boar only pit, so he was constantly belittled for his small statue. Because of this Squeak had to *train his body* twice as hard as the black boars around him. Knowing that he could never match up to his peers in the weapon department, he thought instead to *focus his mind* to potentially be smarter than those around him. And while he was doinghis extra training he also had to work in the black boar police training where he had to *master the light* and *always be kind*.

## Campaign

The campaign started out with Squeak and the gang going into a town called Porco Mexicano, as a group of bandits stole something of great importance. Squeak first went to an old woman's house where in the basement some hat rats were being attacked by an evil Gerrymander, a salamander that uses fire to cook her foes alive. So the gang quickly sprung into action and saved all the hat rats, but causing a bid of a mess in the process. Luckily Squeak had some interior decorating friends that started work on remodelling after the old woman started complaining.

The group then head to the 'Outlaw Bar' where the group participated in a small bet (with Zongo paying for Squeaks fund, since he was very stingy (it was also a meta bet)). Sadly both Zongo and Coarse Gritty ended up losing their bets but since Squeak went double or nothing (when not spending his own money Squeak loved to gamble) and won enough to cover both Zongo's and Coarse's failings (And earning Zerx two meta cards in the process).

After settling their bets and drinking some of the special, called 'The Law', an outlaw named, Sleazy Pete came into the town, and when Squeak and crew went to ask some questions about the gang of bandits that stole a very important object, but when asked Pete and two goons attacked them! The fight ended soon after with the outlaw running off towards a train that was going much too fast.

Now the Sherrif's were in a hot speed pursuit to try and 1. kill/apprehend Sleazy Pete and 2. Somehow destroy the train for reasons that weren't well explained. Hopping onto the train Squeak knew he had to act fast, and using all of his energy he quickly formed a massive explosion, not to attempt to destroy the train, no no no, but to propel himself to the front of the train in order to stop the train in its tracks (literally) However his valiant attempt only stopped some of the train, and left a Squeak-sized hole in the train for the other party members to deal with. Stopping the train took a lot out of Squeak and he fell unconscious, being carried away by other members of his crew. That is where the campaign ended for Squeak, though the campaign lasted a little bit longer, read Porco Mexicano for full details.

## OOC

Squeak was made using the Urealms system; this is his character sheet.

During the campaign Squeak also got his legendary item: Nature's Call.
Melissa Waterspout

Melissa Waterspout was a gnome ranger played by Zerxrez in the campaign Bad Burgers.

## Campaign

During the campaign Melissa started her first day of a police officer at the city of Dundeer after moving away from her small town in Yavinder. Throughout the campaign Melissa showed her self to be fairly competent but did not know the local laws which led to false arrests of a gang of drug dealers. On her third day she went to the market square and managed to get a Blessing from Rokesh. She finished the campaign by driving a huge train with her fellow police officers to deliver burgers to the king. Roll credits.

## OOC

Melissa was made using the Urealms system, this is her character sheet.
Joe Johnson

Joe Johnson, better known as "Yeah," was a human NPC in the Rainy Days campaign.

## Backstory

Yeah was a certified pilot before he joined CAB, then quickly learned to helm boats to qualify for his position. He met Simon Greene in Trident City, and the two of them quickly became fast friends. However, Joe Johnson's mental condition quickly deteriorated, a form of rapid-onset autism. While cognitively, he was still sane, he became unable to say anything other than a boisterous "Yeeeeeaaaaah!"

## Campaigns

### Rainy Days

Yeah's role in Rainy Days was small. The party briefly met him inside his favorite watering hole, drinking with his buddies Simon Greene and Kevin. The party needed to get to Germany, and Simon recommended Yeah for his piloting skills. They then proceeded to get blackout drunk. After awaking in a freshly dug hole in the graveyard, as Simon walked out of it, Yeah dove into it. Hale Edwards punched Joe, and the two began to fight, escalating to the point where Hale fired a shot at Joe. Using Rosalia's tombstone, Joe deflected a bullet, cracking the stone in half. Simon jumped into the grave, landing behind Yeah, then wrenched on his neck. He survived, but only until Hale shot him in the head.

Later, Nekozawa Kuro resurrected Yea's corpse, and it briefly piddled around until having its head shot off by Aaron Greene.
Linette Blackwell

Linnette Blackwell is a Wood Elf Monk Player NPC played by Tacocat in the Barrows of the Kolgrimmr campaign

Linnette is the wife of Wren Blackwell and runs the shop back in the city (albeit not perfectly), she is high energy and prone to violence leading most men to stay away from her despite her good looks. She currently want to have a kid but Wren refuses to until he can settle down for a bit for such pathetic reasons as “not wanting the child to kill wild boars at age 6” and other such boring complaints. Every sunday she sends a letter to wren about the state of things back in the shop (often causing him much grief) but in the end, she really does appreciate him putting up with her.
Mikhail Zhaytsev

Mikhail Zhaytsev was a German engineer and Wizards of Shapzar played by Jebediah Smith.

## Backstory

He was involved in the Hindenburg incident. Upon the time of the explosion, he was whisked away to Shapzar, where he joined the Wizards of Shapzar.

## Campaign

Mikhail Zhaytsev, upon joining the Wizards of Shapzar, joined the artifacts branch. His first artifact was his staff, which doubled as his magical focus. His second artifact was the Cape of Dramatic Entry, which allowed him to teleport with the caveat that he could only appear at a dramatically appropriate time, and a dramatically appropriate way. Throughout the course of his career, he helped stop the threat of the soul stealing coffee machine, and transported a large chunk of ancient Greece into Germany. He also was later seen guarding the last level of entering The Forbidden World.

## OOC

Mikhail Zhaytsev was played by Jebediah Smith.

While Mikhail Zhaytsev was a PC, during his appearance in the Poor Gerold campaign he was an NPC.
Escape From the Gritty Hole Dungeon

Escape From the Gritty Hole Dungeon was a campaign run just prior to Popcorn's official joining of the group, as a tryouts. It was run by Arch

## Characters

* Putar (zerx)
* Filk (Tropingenie)
* King (Arcane)
* R'rurrgleburg (Looweega)
* Pmarnemory Skraat (Popcorn)

## Campaign

### Session 1

The party awoke in a dungeon. Then Putar arrived and unchained them.

Putar led the party into the kitchen, and Filk and King freed each other by dropping rocks, then flew off. They dodged a worm, then were taken out by bats.

Meanwhile, R'ruggleburg, Pmarnemory, and Putar weren't getting along, and attempted to sneak through the large rat cave that the Kobolds had breezed through already.

Some of them split up--Pmarnemory turned back to the kitchen--and Putar made it all the way to the exit hall/garden.

Putar died.

### Session 2

The kobolds escaped amongst the chaos of summoning Fibblethip. They left fire in their wake, which the bloated R'rugleburg dealt with with his newfound godly powers.

Gorgo died.
Stennathon

Stennathon (also known as Sten) was a Dvergr Thane, and the biological son of the Grand Paladin, Eradin Sr. He was known by many to be quite friendly, and was liked by all. He was in the Flesh Weaver Purge campaign, run by ArcaneBacon. He was played by Looweeja.

## Backstory

Despite being the heir to the Grand Paladin, Sten was abandoned by his father at an early age. He was also enslaved by goblins for most of his life and adopted into there culture, even having a Goblin wife and half Goblin children. Eventually a group of Paladins came along and "purified" the goblin community. Sten's wife was killed, his children ran off somewhere, and Sten was "rescued" by the humans who began to "cure" his years of "trauma".

While it's been neither confirmed nor denied, some believe that Missy is actually Sten's child.

## Campaign

Sten was a part of the party who accompanied The Grand Paladin to kill the Flesh Weavers living under URealms. During the campaign, Eradin Jr used the spell "Lay on Hands" on him, which fully cured him of his trauma. He even claimed to hate Goblins so much that he would kill his half-goblin kids on sight. This may have also led to Sten realizing The Grand Paladin was his father, and in an effort to impress him, Sten flashed through a glass tank into a vat of Memeotoxin. Sten died. He was quickly forgotten by everyone except Eradin Jr.

## OOC

Sten was cured from his "trauma" done to him by the goblins after Zerxrez rolled a natural 20.
Cristobal Colon

Christobal Colon, AKA The Spaniard, AKA El Muerte, was a character played by Jeb.

## Campaign

The Spaniard dashed across the rooftops, in hot pursuit of the assailant. His quarry jumped off at the edge of town into a waiting carriage, and the carriage shot off. A horse shrieked as Baron Magnus, and his resplendent horse launched off the rooftop, attempting a magnificent leap; The Spaniard was quick to follow, his trademark chain reaching out to catch hold of the carriage. It missed, barely, skimming off of the back and chipping the paint. "Mierda," the Spaniard cursed. The Baron charged down the street, and the Spaniard attempted to swing onto the horse. THe heavy rain made his hand slip, and he fell into the dirt. The Baron pulled alongside him, helping him stand, as the Holy Knight attempted to stop the carriage before it could disappear from sight. "Gracias, amigo,"

After the group dusted themselves off, they considered their options. The rain on the cobble washed away whatever traces the carriage had left in its wake, and there was little they could do to pursue it. The Spaniard recognised the name that the Baron put to their assailant: Arnoldo. "Arnoldo. That is the name of my uncle. He is the one who taught me the way of the sword... And the one I most wish to see dead." Baron Magnus recalled a school, one that Arnoldo had once been headmaster of, and which taught poor folk the ways of battle. It was dilapidated, and obviously unused.

"So amigo, what did you expect to find here?"

"I do not know. Maybe some sort of hideout." Replied the Baron.

Inside, they found a wood stove with a number of partially burnt letters. As they sorted through them, an unspoken competition between Sebastian and the Spaniard arose, as boht of them sought to find better evidence than the other. Among the remains of the letters, the Spaniard found an envelope bearing the slightly melted, but still distinct mark of the Venitian, another assassin. "El Veneciano. I fought him once."

"He's in town for my wedding," muttered the Baron.

"Of course. Announcing your wedding would attract numerous assassins. El Veneciano only shows up for big events; no doubt he is being paid quite a bit."

"Do you know where he might be staying?"

"Of course. We are all amigos; there is only one place for men like us."

The Spaniard took the group to the Candlewick hotel, a place with an unimpressive exterior, but lavish interior: a hotel for assassins. They were ushered in by the doorman, who wore a gray tabard.

"Remember, amigos, the one rule of Candlewick Hotel: no killing. If you kill in here, you are no longer an amigo. And if you are not an amigo, you are dead."

The Spaniard agreed with the receptionist about renting the usual room, and asked for individual rooms for those with him.

"Is El Veneciano in?" he asked the receptionist.

"Yes, the Venitian is in."

The Spaniard took his room key, and flipped the receptionist an unmarked gold coin. In his room, he changed out of the black robes and Die de los Muertos mask he wore as El Muerte, and into the unimposing brown robes of a monk.
Gordy

Gordy was a Timata played by Looweeja then later Zerxrez in the Grog Town campaign. He was then an NPC in the [Insert name here] Campaign

## Backstory

Gordon Greenwood (called Gordy by his family) started as a simple blacksmith, in a very small town. He had a wife and three beautiful children. They lived in harmony. Then everything changed when some Raiders attacked! They ransacked every shop in town, killing anyone who attempted to get in their way... until they reached the Blacksmith's shop. Gordy always had a bad temper, but he had been able to keep it under control. The Raiders demanded that Gordy give them every weapon in his shop. Gordy refused, and so they tried to kill him. He put up an excellent fight but was eventually beaten, and passed out.

When he awoke, he found the bodies of his wife and children in the back of his shop, and that most of his weapons had been stolen. He gathered what little he had left, buried his family and left to pursue the raiders. It took him the better part of three days and three nights before he caught up to them, even passing through a nearby town that the raiders had hit, but he didn't even give the remaining townsfolk a second glance. He was determined.

When he did eventually catch up to them, he used the element of surprise to overpower them, and slaughtered every last one of them.

He would continue to drift through the world, killing anyone he saw as unjust, or anyone who got in his way.

## Campaigns

### Grog Town

Like everyone else, Gordy woke up, bound in chains, hanging from the roof of a cave over top of a corpse pit. For him, escape was all too easy. During his escape, he was mildly annoyed by Toe the Timata. He attacked Toe and kicked off his head.

After escaping the cave and encountering many obstacles, Gordy and another Timata killed a foe in heavy armor by both charging at him from opposite directions, and squishing him. Gordy, amazingly survived, although suffered serious physical and mental Trauma.

As the party rested that night, they stumbled upon Rylorious Flobion who took them to his

At the end of the Grog Town campaign Gordy killed the rest of the pc's by pushing them off a clif with a roll of 40.

Gordy was the only one to survive.

### [insert name]

Gordy showed up in this campaign at his nice town and was brewing his own version of grog, which sadly is very illegal. Thus the Wizards of Shapzar show up, including Pip, Putin, and others. Eventually, with the help of Putin's drunk aura he managed to worm his way into joining the Wizards of Shapzar.

## OOC

Gordy was made using the PC's system, even though he was pretty dumb he was still the smartest character in the party.
Have Yourself a 1 on 1 Session

A christmas Paordy song of Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas written by Zerxrez December 21st 2021. It's about how 1-1 sessions are great!

#### Lyrics

Have yourself a 1 on 1 session

Sometimes you can write

From now on pacing troubles are out of sight

Have yourself a 1 on 1 session

Extra time to play

From now on, the PCs can be miles away

Here we are, a new golden age

Happy golden days, divine

Faithful players who are dear to us

Gather near to us, online

Through the years 1 on 1's will be standard

If the GM's agree

Help campaigns pacing and narrative flow

By helping yourself to a 1 on 1 session now

Through the years 1 on 1's will be standard

If the GM's agree

Help campaigns pacing and narrative flow

By helping yourself to a 1 on 1 session now
Sebastian

Sebastian barnett is the holy priest/ ex holy knight played by Arcane in The epic of baron magnus.

## Backstory

Sebastian was art of the kings knights but took the opportunity to join the holy knights (deus vult), but was wounded too bad to continue do he became a priest. knowing his sister Ashley was ready to be wed, and knowing that the baron magnus was un-wed, he offered his sister to her for romantic purpose. Sebastian, not knowing about the barons previous endeavors in romance and how often he cheats on his partners, thinks all is well until Ashley pipes up about the cheating and Sebastian gets PISSED so he hires an assassin, "the Spaniard". Not to kill, but maim the baron.
Malgros

Malgros is a dwarven dreamweaver played by Arch Gamemaster who showed up in the Fleshweaver purge campaign.

He possessed a wide variety of dreamweaver spells, most notably the ability known as Dreamworld, which allowed him to assume control over the battlefield by allowing him to cast a variety of dangerous magic powered by the semi-real matter of the Dreamworld.

He was also highly resilient, possessing incredible stamina, an immunity to charm and flame effects, and armour that halved any damage dealt to him.

## Campaign

During the campaign, he proved himself a singularly skilled mage, who favoured the tactic of hurling any battle into the dreamworld as soon as possible, where he utilized combinations of different spells to tear apart the ground under his enemies, call forth hordes of minions, and otherwise overwhelm his opponents with raw power.

Another notable moment occurred when rest of the group later discovered a room that turned out to be capable of creating a variety of fleshweaver abominations, and after experimenting to discover the room's capabilities, during which the Grand paladin left the group to its own devices, Malgros and Robert Swift attempted to trick Eradin Jr. into entering the glass tank in the center of the room in order to mutate him against his will.

According to Malgros, his intent was to transform the porc into a form better suited to combat the fleshweaver menace, to which end he used the function of the room to produce immortality-granting dragon silver to lure the porc into a glass tank where he could be mutated. Sadly, Eradin Jr. escaped the trap via short-range teleportation, barely managing to escape before Robert swift activated the cleaning system for the room, causing the floor to rapidly open onto an abyss.

Robert Swift and Malgros later partook of the dragon silver themselves, preventing them from aging. It is not known whether they managed to produce any creatures capable of surviving long-term with the room's mechanisms. The whereabouts of Malgros are unknown at the end of the Fleshweaver purge campaign, but an arch-mage with immortality on his side isn't going to fade into the background, and the events of the campaign's end have left a large group of fleshweavers without a leader...

## OOC

Malgros was made using the Urealms system, this is his character sheet.
Lurker

Lurkers are abhorrent ghoul-like creatures with dead white eyes that take up most of their face, barely any nose, a mouth like a moray eel, and a long, thick tongue with a claw or sucker of sorts on the end that they can extend to grab prey like some horrible frog. Their saliva has certain paralytic properties.

Lurker sight is much like heat vision, and they prefer to live in underground tunnels. They feed indiscriminately on the living and the dead, and hold no notion of morality when it comes to what they eat. They do not understand the attachment of sentient creatures to pets or small children, and so are shunned by ordinary society.

Lurkers are native toPC island.
Door, The

A mighty extra-dimensional being of unending blood lust, the creature or concept known as the Door is shrouded in mystery. The influence of the Door is felt across many worlds, and influences the actions of the lesser doors, turning them from mere inanimate objects into instruments of its malevolent will - still inanimate instruments, but surprisingly lethal ones.

Many player characters have fallen to these incarnations of the Door, always through seeming happenstance or foolish decisions - but was it their fault, or did something reach out to them across time and space, and cause these accidents? Too many have fallen to the dreaded Door for such things to be mere coincidence, and as such, no matter how long it has been since the last incident, it is only a matter of time before the Door thirsts for blood once more.

## OOC

### Trivia

* The trapped door that appeared in the first Seven Seals Campaign may have been the Door
* The door first appeared as a sentient being in the Golden Spatula Campaign
Sandwich Swordsman, The

The Sammy S Wordmen, better known as the Sandwich Swordsman, was an NPC that appeared in the Fallen Fortress Campaign.

## Backstory

Born to the owners of the Sub Way Tavern in Sandpoint, Sammy S Wordmen knew he would never live up to the adventurers that he served. He honed his craft, learning to make the world famous footlong sandwiches of the tavern. There came a time, however, when the adventurers were called to war, lured by the promise of gold. The hill goblins still present, Sammy Wordmen took up the sword to defend his hometown. He became a local hero, granted a magical sheath from the town's strongest wizard, and became known as the Sandwich Swordsman.

## Campaign

The sandwich swordsman's story begins at the Sandpoint festival, in Valencia. He assisted Ronnoc with defending the Meadbeard mead barrel from the hordes of thirsty patrons.

## OOC

The Sandwich Swordsman was a character that initially used a sandwich to beat back the rowdy crowd, but as it turned out the footlong sandwich he was using was simply a sheath for his magical sword.
Shapzar

Shapzar is an NPC and ruler of the town. He is always played by Zerxrez. He first showed up in The Town campaign.

## Backstory

"Yes sir! So my story takes place in the distant past of 1986 March 17 But you said keep it theatrical so I'll skip to the interesting parts. So quick time-skip to the Trumpocalypse where I was very lucky I was only cursed with my reptilian skin and kept my mind which is more I can say for most people. Now this is where the story gets very weird so apparently Trump got nuked by Jesus! Then he became president of North America and instated a rehabilitation program to bring peace the people that lost their minds.He then rounded up the people who haven't lost their minds yet (including me!). I then was tasked to create a virtual world where we heal their minds to bring them back into normal society eventually. so I created this world called 'the town' and it worked much better than everyone else's because I used this thing called memeotoxin which caused this mess in the first place! Then something weird happend, it seemed that people were coming in from another dimention!full of orcs elves and other fantasy creatures! Anyways once the big J found out what I was doing he sent me away to start rebuilding society brick by brick. then I got your message on my phone and here I am!" Quote directly from Shapzar detailing the most interesting parts of his backstory from before he was an island. from Overdeity chat #4

## Campaign

Shapzar has appeared in a number of campaigns such as The Town campaign, Poor Gerold, Slasherville, The ultimate choice, and many others.
Oracle, The

The Oracle is a character that appears throughout the various Matrix campaigns . She is based on the Oracle from the Wachowski Brothers' "The Matrix."

## OOC

Dwelling deep within the Matrix, the Oracle is a curious character, and may be the originator of the deadly instruments known as fortune cookies, which, through telling the future, often cause it.

Being a creature who can predict the future, it is likely that the Oracle has a working relationship with Shapsar, and gets her supplies to make fortune cookies from him. It is not certain what the Oracle's history is, nor how she came to be making fortune cookies, but she's a very interesting character, for her fortune cookies provided the basis for the sport known as 'Fortune cookie dueling', and by the time of Gerold, evolved from mildly lethal fortune-telling devices to items of horrific power, opening gates the other planes of existence and calling forth horrendous powers.

Indeed, the only other thing that has been seen to be similarly chaotic is The Book, but the Oracle hasn't read it... has she?
Chad, The

## Backstory

The origins of the entity known as the Chad are unknown, but it has been observed to have several human incarnations, and at least one incarnation as a Japanese Bakeneko. Perhaps the Chad will play a major role in the future, but until then, the Chad is content to sit on the sidelines of the plot, smiling that artificially whitened grin.

## Campaign

Author's note: The bizzare entity, or rather archetype, known as the Chad has appeared in several campaigns, and may indeed be a reincarnating immortal entity.

## OOC

The Chad is characterized by being a generally friendly being with a strong build and a propensity for sports. The Chad is unlikely to contribute much to any tactical planning, but will stand around and support the plan, no matter how ludicrous or doomed to failure it may be, save in special circumstances.

Chad earned his legendary (made by Zerxrez) during the campaign.

The Chad was made using the Urealms system; this is his character sheet
Pip

## Backstory

### Lizards Vs. Wizards

In this Shapzar campaign Pip was in charge of a group of rookies as a ground control officer with his partner Ryoma who was watching everything from above to make sure nothing went wrong. The missin started off poorly

### Drug Bust: Code pink

In this Shapzar campaign Pip was placed on a mission to find out information about fortune cookie trafficking in the forbidden world, specifically the small rainy city of Umbra-La. Pip, along with other wizards such as Ryoma Catsi began their investigation inside Dirty Mike's, a pawn shop well known for dealing with less than legal magic objects. Pip sensing that their questioning was getting them nowhere fast decided to cut to the chase by planting some of his own fortune cookies all around the shop and, thanks to Ryoma, successfully apprehend the criminal of Dirty Mike, who was trying to save his skin by declaring a man of the name Mike Summers is the guy they're after, Pip clearly did not believe this and the wizards continued to take him away. But then all of a sudden like clockwork Mike Summeres and some goons all show up in the store carrying some fortune cookies of their own. Luckily with superhuman reflexes Ryoma stops time which allows pip to quickly disarm and hand cuff the rest. While hand cuffed mike starts taunting the wizards claiming there are dozens of fortune cookies already out there and the worst is yet to come. Pip, getting fed up, quickly replied "You want fortune cookies so bad? Here!" And smashed a single fortune cookie in Mike's face, quickly summoning the Pink Kingdom. Luckily the wizards (especially Pip) knew what due to in a 'Code pink' which is to quickly evacuate target location while doing everything in your power to prevent it from spreading. After a series of spells they managed to get the kingdom sufficiently contained to just Dirty Mike's the trouble seemed done except for Nick Stanley who accidentally tumbled head first back into the kingdom. Knowing that nobody else had as much experience with chaos magic Pip quickly dived in after him trying to save Nick's life. once back in the kingdom Pip threw down another fortune cookie which luckily cloned both him and Stanley allowing all four of them to escape and finally seal the portal.

### Spoof. James Spoof

Pip appeared in this campaign showing up with Ryoma to apprehend some fortune cookies from Bjørn but before they could some anti magic canisters surrounded them and Neb Aslo (posing as some doctor) stole all his cookies. Luckily Bjørn summoned another Ryoma (through use of fortune cookie) who quickly rewound time to free Pip. And they made chase after Neb Aslo but sadly he prepared anti-Shapsarian traps slowing the Heroes down enough to make his escape.
Isle of Vakara

The Isle of Vakara (shortened as "Vakara") is a small island off the coast of Fithy, near a monastery. It is covered in craggy rock and dense overgrowth, which much of the former civilization abandoned. Until the events of Kursed Katana , the monk Musei was its sole caretaker.

On the island, there is a well of power into which magical *(i.e*, cursed) items can be disposed of. It has the side-effect of raising nearby corpses into undead, and attracting a foreboding atmosphere.
Brian Trayor

Brian Trayor was a human cultist in the Pharaoh's Farce campaign plaed by Zerxrez.

## Campaign

In the beginning of the campaign Brian was posing as an archeologist but was secretly a cultist worshiping the pharaoh instead. He eventually reveald his true colours when his fellow archeologists discovered The Book which Brian promptly stole. After tricking the Pharaoh into battleing aginst a fortune cookie forcing him into the Fortune Cookie Dimention. The tale of Brian ended when he teleported back to his manor book in hand and was then transported to The Town by his mother Betraying him with the book.

## OOC

Brian Trayor Was a character made using the modified C.R.A.M.system. His stats were

PHY = 3

MEN = 6

VIT = 5

LUC = 5

He also had a melee weapon 2 a wand and light armour
Moonsparkle Flambe

Moonsparkle Flambe was an elven fleshweaver in Urealms who giant giant pools of  blood floating around her, some seriously blingy gem armour, and a rather hippie-esque personality. That rather mild character promptly turned into something closer to an evil archmage when she found a stone of blood magic that allowed her to harvest blood from those she harmed or healed with spells.

Shenanigans ensued, she ended up harvesting absurd amounts of blood power, was mind-controlled to turn on her friends at one point, and by the time she'd broken the mind control, she'd alienated them enough that there was nothing to do except shrug and continue on what might eventually end up being the path to becoming a blood goddess or demi-goddess.

Her apotheosis has currently progressed to the point where she has inset the blood gem she found inside her body, but she has not yet gained anything beyond the powers of the basic gem yet, which supplement her blood magic and allow her to throw absurd amounts of it around.

She's currently without a party, and is looking for some high-stamina types so she can get tons of blood from them.
Nimurai

Nimurai as a setting is a Japan-inspired island nation protected and policed by bonded pairs of ninja and samurai.

Great prestige is attached to being in one of these bonded pairs, and great power is also attainable, both politically and supernaturally, due to the mystic arts studied as part of being a ninja or samurai in this land. Powers included being invisible in rain, snow and fog, being able to support your own weight on the thinnest of threads, and being able to survive being frozen alive.

Such is the strength of these bonded pairs that it is possible to lend energy to the bonded person, use their senses, or even utilize their mystic arts. These pairs are incredibly close - so much so that when one half of one dies, the other will follow them into death, joining others who have been through the same trauma in making a ship carved with names and prayers, upon which they will ride out into the sea as the pitch-covered wood is consumed by flames.

This festival happens on the one clear night before the rainy season starts, and is a solemn event, made more so by the torrential rains that follow, as if heaven itself is weeping.

During the brief campaign in this land, two pairs of ninja and samurai dealt with a corrupt daimyo, which involved travelling through the mountains, running into a benevolent phantom at a roadside shrine, slaying an awful lot of said daimyo's soldiers, sneaking into his city, and causing a distraction so they could enter his palace and kill him, though at the costs of the deaths of the majority of the group.
Colonel Mustard

Colonel Mustard was a character in the Mets-Realm campaign. He was a Kobold Runemaster, played by Tropingenie.

## Backstory

Colonel Mustard learned mirror image early in life, and was recruited into the Canary military. He made a name for himself, becoming a legend in the URealms Varisian war, as a healer, feared tortuter, and revered commander. He primarily commanded from the back, and many, if not all, encounters of him on the battlefield would have been one of his doubles.

## Campaign

Colonel Mustard personally contributed nothing to any battle, though his ability to summon and command his old troops was useful in a few battles. Over the course of the campaign, he came to terms with his old age. In the final battle, his failing memory caused him to fail a casting of Mark of Summoning, summoning himself and his double into the same space, merging them. This triggered a flashback to his final battle in the war, where Colonel Mustard was leading an elite squad comprising of himself, Siegfroze, and a few other famous warriors to attack the defenses from Commander Gallileo of the Varisian Ballista Corps.

Colonel Mustard charged at his visions, seeking to atone for his cowardice of the past. In reality, he ran through four patches of magma, diving into one of the lava pools at the edge of the battlefield. What Colonel Mustard saw, was the ballista firing. It pierced his chest, the burning pain shooting through him. But, he had reached it.

Having reached the goal that had foiled him in the past, he summoned his troops to attack Varisia for the final time.

And Siegfroze watched as those troops pulled Colonel Mustard out of danger, and into the realm of holding.
Claude Von Garamonde

St Claude was a dwarf muscle wizard played by Arch who appeared briefly as one of Flippolio's slaves in the campaign Flipolio's Fantastic Fair. St Claude spoke very dramatically, possessed immense strength, and fought bare-handed most of the time.

## Backstory

Still no news on whether St Claude was actually a saint or not.

## Campaign

Sadly, St Claude sacrificed himself to fulfill some sort of esoteric mission, which appeared to involve passing information of some kind to a mind displaced in time named Reuben, transported to the past via the corrupting influence of Grog.St Claude inhaled the dust of an ageless minion shortly after, which turned him into a mindless undead. With his final breath, he declared that he would never be taken alive, and that such a death was honourable in the eyes of the Von Garamonde family. In this particular session, it was unknown as to whether the Von Garamondes are some sort of familial secret service or not, but the behavior of St Claude makes that a very likely possibility.

## OOC

St Claude was a character made using the Urealms system, this is his character sheet:

https://www.urealms.com/characters/custom#2:Punch\_fist:02n5GAq2LG0000000002S000000000000000cG0000000000000000004IU
Snakeweed

Snakeweed was a human knife-slingin' duelist played by Zerxrez in the Lawless as the Wind campaign.

## Backstory

Snakeweed was originaly a pretty poor child who needed to fend for himself, he could only afford food by kselling snake skin from the rattlesnakes that littered the town. One day, a very rich (and drunk) was going around town dueling every begger he could see, allowing them the chance to defeat him and get the deed to his lofty estate; but seeing as the beggers couldn't afford guns, would easily strike them down. To make a long story short, after underestimating Snakeweed the noble died to a knife sticking out of his head; he didn't even manage to pull out his gun in time.

## OOC

Snakeweed was made using the Fate system.
Monster Hunter Campaign

The Monster hunter campaign was set in the kingdom of Hidden Kajvheir, an area surrounded by mountains which has long been thought to be cursed. The Hunter's lodge is newly founded, and hosts a group of characters who for one reason or another, left comfortable lives to devote themselves to the tracking and slaying of monsters. Sadly, the campaign lasted only three sessions, possibly because said monster hunters were overcome with unreasoning terror at the sight of their first ghoul. Although the group was nonplussed by human adversaries, supernatural terror caused these hunters to promptly flee the cave and return to the village of Lillian's Leap, turning in their hunting gear and retiring to peaceful lives in their home villages, save for Abraham Loomis, who suffered a terrible fate when a strange urge possessed him to return to the ghoul cave alone, where he was promptly devoured.

One hopes that carrots and potatoes will frighten these poor hunters rather less than ghouls.
Donald Trump

Donald Trump has appeared as an NPC in multiple campaigns.

## Backstory

He *was* the same as the regular one. Probably. Until he ushered in the Trumpocalypse, at least.

## Campaign

### Trumpocalypse

During the event named for him, memeotoxin mutated Trump into a giant being with four faces and four angelic wings, who dwelt within the ruins of the USA. Upon being uncovered by the players, Trump immediately fared forth to face his opposite number, the mighty Kim Jong Un, and clash with him in epic battle.
Samuel X Jackson

Samuel X Jackson was a hunchfrog plumber in the campaign the Last Dusk played by Zerxrez.

## Campaign

Sam's main contribution to this campaign was by rescuing all of the Last Dawn winners from their collapsing universe at the expense of his own life. Aside from the tournament winners he also managed to save Pip, Missy, as well as Gavar Meadbeard.

## OOC

Samuel was made using the Roll for Shoe system, his character's skills were:

* Licking 2
* Knowledge 2
Arch Gamemaster

Arch Gamemaster, AKA Arch or ArchGM, is a player and GM in the Intermittant Mazes RPG Group. In GMing the most games, they have earned the title of Primary Gamemaster. They are one of the founding members of the group.

## Campaigns

### As GM:

* The Pink Kingdom (2012)
* The Wizards of Shapsar
* Bloodlines
* Ars' Magika
* The Seven Seals (2014)
* Rainy Days (2018)
* The Seven Seals: Season 2 (2018)

### As PC:

* The Fallen Fortress (2017) as Neniek Delaam

## Characters

* Neneik Delaam
* St Claude Von Garamonde
* Catastria
* Riquel Minitoya
Maureen Belsohn

Maureen Scarlett Belsohn was an NPC played by Looweeja in Rainy Days. She was a 27 year old Police officer when she was killed by Wanderer.

## Backstory

At age 16 Maureen was Rebellious skank. She first started a fling with Hale Edwards, which only lasted a few months, when he left her naked (they had just had sex) at a the scene of a crime he was investigating. She was forced to leave and walk around at night in the freezing rain, however she was caught by the police. She was let off once they found out the circumstances and instead arrested Hale. This is one of the many times Hale was arrested. After that event she got her act together, and on her 19th birthday applied to join the police force and slowly made her way through the ranks. 7 years after meeting Hale for the first time, while she was working undercover as a hooker she was presented with yet another opportunity to arrest Hale and did so after seducing him. He had no memory of her. After that she transferred over to missing persons. She was investigating the disappearance of Susan Goldberg.

In one of her later cases she found a number of missing people she was searching for in an "abandoned" house which was the layer of a red court Vampire who bit her. She was a red court infected.

## Campaign

Maureen initially approached Wanderer at Hale's funeral, asking question about his disappearance, as while investigating Susan Goldberg, she discovered that absolutely no records of Hale Edwards existed. Wanderer had nothing to say to her. She moved on to speak with Cullen, who at the time was speaking with a ghost version of Hale. Hale let his father know what he knew, which was that Maureen tried to arrest him twice (even if he only remembered the second, as was informed about the first) and Cullen dismissed her under the guise he was mourning. She said she'd reschedule for a week later.

A week later she went to the Edward's Farm House to talk to Cullen, but Wanderer, Nekozawa and Simon Greene arrived shortly after and Wanderer interfered. The group left and Maureen followed them to the halfway house. Upon realizing the nature on the supernatural and that there was so much more to the world than she possibly could have imagined, she fainted alerting the group to her presence and Wanderer shot her with the demon shotgun not long after. To keep from drawing too much suspicion, they took her body to Hale's apartment, since he was no longer using it.

## OOC

This character was an experiment on Looweeja's part, and an unsuccessful one at that. The idea was to see if an anti-party character could eventually join the party, however it appears as though, if they're really bitchy, the other players will not hesitate to kill.
Hate for Landru

A christmas Paordy song of Pretty Paper written by Zerxrez December 15 2021. It decribes the leadup and aftermath of the plot to kill Landru, a druid from the Heroic Fantasy: New Beginings; Revengeance campaign.

### Lyrics

Of all the villain's that we have overthrew,

There's no one that I hate besides you

Going in we all had a different view

But at the end, we all hate... Landru

Dogs he beats, and lies and cheats, all from him

Tacocat, because of him, said goodbye

Landru was killed in the middle of the night

But the cost to murder him was high

Should we stop? Better not, much too worry

Still in a fury, my how time does fly

In the distance the ringing of laughter

And in the midst of the laughter he lies

Of all the villain's that we have overthrew,

There's no one that I hate besides you

Going in we all had a different view

But at the end, we all hate... Landru
Nameless Two (I'm dreamin'...)

Nameless Two is a song parody of White Christmas written by Zerxrez.

## Song

I'm dreaming of the Nameless Two

And I know that she's dreaming too

Where tecnology thrives

And the magic dies

But I'll brave it all, for you

I'm dreaming of the Nameless Two

With every second that I waste...

Don't worry, don't worry,don't worry

I'll be there in haste
Right after the war. But til then...

I'm dreaming of the Nameless Two

And I know that she's dreaming too

Where tecnology thrives

And the magic dies

But I'll brave it all, for you

I'm dreaming of the Nameless Two

With every second that I waste...

Don't worry, don't worry,don't worry

I'll be there in haste

After the war. But til then...

I'm dreaming of the Nameless Two

With every second that I waste...

Don't worry; I'll be there in haste

Right after the war, see you soon.
Campaign that Shall not be Named, The

The Campaign that Shall not be Named was a campaign ran by [redacted], using the System that Shall not be Named.

## Characters

* [redacted]
* [redacted]
* [redacted]
* [redacted]

## Campaign

The campaign started at [redacted], where the party was tasked with [redacted]. They geared up, and went to [redacted] to meet with their contact, [redacted]. While at [redacted], they were attacked by [redacted] and [redacted] was wounded. In retaliation, the party followed [redacted] in a chase through the streets, ending up at [redacted]. [redacted] managed to stay with the van until [redacted] stopped at [redacted], and the group found out that [redacted] were heading to [redacted]. To gain intel on [redacted], the party planned to stop [redacted] on the highway by closing the highway with [redacted]. Ultimately, this plan ended up with [redacted] injured, though new intel was gathered. From this information, the party learned of [redacted], and moved to [redacted] to prevent [redacted] from [redacted]. There, their mission [redacted], and [redacted]. Ultimately, the mission was [redacted].

## OOC

The Campaign that Shall not be Named was, while becoming unnamed along with the system is was run in, not ret-conned and the events are still cannon.