Steven Moffat

**Steven Moffat** (not to be confused with **Steffan Davies Movat**) was one of the most notable showrunners of **Doctor Who**, being in charge of the show during **the Eleventh** and **Twelfth Doctors** periods on televison. After his departure from the show, he went on to create a reddit account called u/Real\_Steven\_Moffat, on which he would do things like make fun of then showrunner **Chris Chibnall**, even going so far as to publicly apologize for leaving: "*I'm sorry for leaving the show. I should have known Chris would completely ruin things and force my dearest Chadpaldi to leave so he could introduce a garbage sjw female Doctor. I promise that as soon as Chibnall is fired I will return, bringing with me my beloved Clara, River, Paternoster Gang, Wilf, and Benni. Gallifrey will be restored, Kris Marshall will arrive as the REAL 13th Doctor, and the long awaited Weeping Angels v. Vashta Nerada Saga will begin.*"

Later on, Moffat would get incredibly drunk and upload the following rant as a post: *I'm a bit drunk right now, but I just gotta say: my era is the best. It really is. It's cool and complexated and funny and hot. River song especially. And the Dalek paradigms. People didn't appreciate the dalek paradigms and thought they were skittles daleks or something but that's just because they didn't realize how cool the dalek paradigms were. Because they were cool. And you look at Russel's era (love you Rus don't get mad lad we're still brothers and I love you forever even though you didn't come drinking with Mark and me) and it's good but there's nothing as cool as the dalek padigms in it. And you look at Chibnall's era (don't love you Chris you traitor to canon. Broadchutxh is bad and Gracepoint is even worse because it's just American Broadchurch), and there's nothing even close to being as cool as Harmony Sholes in it, let alone as cool as the dalek paradigms. And yet people still act like the dalek paradigms are bad. But they're not, and the only other person who realized how great they are, the only other person who appreciated how awesome they were, is the person who wrote the Lego Batman Movie, whoever that was. They got it. But nobody but the Lego Batman movie writer got it, and that's so annoying. And I'm so drunk and Mark (Marky G Marky Gatiss the Gatster) is telling me to get off my phone and off Reddit, but I'm not listening to him because he doesn't know what he's talking about and I'm not super drunk anyway just a little drunk, and its not like he understood the Dalek paradigms either and uts not like he ever even wrote a great episode cause none of his episodes ever had the Dalek paradigms or River song. They were awesome and they were meant to look cool and sell toys. But they weren't meant to just sell toys, because they were different colours so you could tell them apart and tell which was which and which was the sciencey one and which was the strategy one and which was the Supremey one and which was the droney one and which was the yellowy one. It was all really clear and simple and gave each one a distinct thingy of its own but did people appreciate it? Did people appreciate the Dalek paradigms? No they didn't. Stop bothering me mark I'm not getting off my phone leave me alone. I called Chris a minute ago to get him to put the dalek paradigms in series 13 and you know what he said? He said, I kid you not, he said that nobody likes the dalek paradigms. He zaid the dalek paradigms were dumb. Well Chris is dumb and the Timeless Child stuff is dumb and cyberwoman was dumb and the orangy tardis is dumb and the torchwood sex gas may secrety be awesome but really it's alos dumb too. That's what I told him, and you know what he did? He hung up on me. He literally just hang up on me and now I'm getting a call from Rusel but I'm not going to answer it because he's probably going to tell me why the dalek paradims are bad or something or why I shouldn't go out drinking and why I shouldn't have this reddit account and stuff. But if I don't answer than the Ruster Mr. Rusty T Davies can't tell me that and what if everyone had gotten the dalel paradigms? Like really gotten them? Thank about how much better the world would be and how much cooler and more harmonious everything would be and series 13 would be better and seriously mark, afop trying to take my phone away. I know what I'm doing I know what I'm writing I'm not too drunk I won't regret this the internet needs to know that the dalek paradigms are good and you can't stop me posting it mark*

After this, Steven Moffat continued to comment on Reddit, but never again posted anything. He went on to become showrunner of seventeen more shows, became the Prime Minister in 2029, and then died of natural causes in a car accident in 2065.