Robot Goes to Yale

"*No, not Yale! They're all pussies!*"
―Robot
Robot Goes to Yale is the 17th Tweets From the Class. It was released on August 25, 2017.

## Summary

Robot picks out some tweets for Erik to read. He picks racist ones so Erik sends Robot off to Yale.

Erik decides to pick his own tweets, and he finds one linking to a touching thank you video from Songwriter X and the Skeleton Band for his cover of Fell in a Well with Hot Dad.

Sentient Pizza Box shows Erik a picture that proves Ted Cruz is an immortal Nazi, so Erik sends Ted a tweet. A student asks him for a lesson on how to donate on Twitch, so Erik donates to a twitch stream. Erik continues to answer questions, proves that he's not being paid by YouNow, explains where his ideas come from, and gives dating advice. One tweet warns him that women like pineapple men better than asparagus boys, so Erik looks it up and finds out that asparagus boys actually exist. He also sends Mark Dice a picture of Diane Keaton.

His students point out a video where John Cena steals Erik's gimmick, so Erik leaves them a comment. Then Erik gets a message from Yale asking Erik to take Robot back. Robot explains that he now understands love is the only way to put our feet forward, but he actually learned that from John Cena.

## Comments

*It was my pleasure, you two! Lemme know when that tour starts so I can see what skeletons look like in person! PS: Sorry about all the people bouncing on stuff in your comment section. I really created a monster with that catchphrase*
- Erik

*@tedcruz Ever kiss a dude by accident in a hotel room? How'd you explain to the wife when she found out? Asking 4 a friend (the friend is u)*
- @commentiquette

*Younow is a hive of Saudi Arabian predators who want to purchase children.**uhhhh**no they don't pay me**alright man have a great night your younow bucks have been approved*
- Erik

*@commentiquette tou are running out of ideas*
- @giulio\_sca

*Ideas come from experience, which comes from living life to the fullest, which to me means drinking alone and not uploading so fuck tourself*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Hey MBS there's a girl in my class and she's really hot .. can you give me a tip on how to ask her out? ps: im a huge nerd*
- @ItsLatz

*Wait fifteen years for her looks to fade and then promise to raise the kids she has from another man*
- Erik

*@commentiquette just thought i'd let you know my boyfriend and I named our new fish Nips Comeoff because of you. He's happy about it too.*
- @Sarah\_ndipity94

*Hell yeah, send me some pics of those fish nips floatin to the surface when they pop off!*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Took a trip to the beach today. Was told not to leave inappropriate pictures in the sand, so i took a play from your book.*
- @JalecParrison

*That's so realistic I'm surprised @elonmusk didn't show up to buy it*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Has Ted Cruz ever replied to one of your tweets?*
- @Klintyfye

*Nope, zero, which is still more replied than he's had from God*
- Erik

*@commentiquette I have something that you might be intruiged by. I once found a walkie talkie in a bag of frozen Tyson chicken.*
- @AmWithoutCheese

*Told you the NSA was putting listening devices in that shit*
- Erik

*@MarkDice hey man just checking to see what it takes to get blocked by you*
- @commentiquette

*Hello and salutations, it was with great exuberance that I found this wonderful example of internet etiquette! I bounced so hard on my boys dick to this that we jackhammered through Earth's mantle and into the molten core, where our atoms bonded together and traveled back in time to retroactively cause the big bang thus giving life to a universe where I can watch GQ bite my style unless it's just lateral thinking I dunno either way carry on with the proper etiquette and I'd love to see Kid Rock go undercover on his favorite website stormfront.org*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Stormfront is a forum website for white supremacists. Kid Rock is known to have used racist language and imagery in his public appearances.

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