"Your Obscene Lascivious Actions Have Brought Ship Morale to an All-Time Low" (Session Summary)

**"Your Obscene Lascivious Actions Have Brought Ship Morale to an All-Time Low"** details the July 5, 2020 session where the party finally disembarks in Veitium and introduces themselves to its queen.

## Session Notes

* As the ship prepares to arrive in Veitium, Cecily brings out several chests with clothes and insists that the group change prior to docking.

* Aedan inquires if it’s possible to stand out and distract by being too sexy and Cecily informs her that, in addition to the clothing being quite revealing, there are nude dancers on nearly every corner.

* Mbeni offers Aedan some jewelry and, though she initially refuses the offer, she accepts once she realizes that wearing Mbeni’s jewelry is a public confirmation of their relationship.

* Eli notes that the culture of Veitium reminds him of the thousand-year period where Oberon made everyone wear togas and act like ancient Greeks.

* After finding suitable clothing and getting changed, the ship docks in Veitum. Cecily warns that the group shouldn’t take personally the chaotic things that she says or does in her attempts to cause trouble. Mbeni and Aedan venture off to make security arrangements and, once cleared, the group disembarks. Eli and Oberon elect to stay behind until they’re needed.

* On land, a group of dignitaries greet King Simon with the Queen’s regards, and note that several carriages are available for the group to travel to the palace, one of which is designated for *Simon and Cecily* to have privacy on their way.

* Following an awkward introduction of *Aedryan* as Simon’s partner, Cecily interrupts to note that the private carriage would be perfect for the newlyweds in the group: Anastasios and Sorni. To add insult to injury, Cecily says that the couple has been trying for a baby the entire six week duration of the trip and both Aedan and Talos note it would be good for everyone if the newlyweds finally had some real privacy for a change.

* Once declarations of Sornistasios’ raucous love making cease, Cecily, Aedan, and Clara climb into a carriage, and a discussion on the do’s and don’ts of strap usage is had (do tell, don’t show). Eventually, Lord Idaxis, a noble tasked with seeing to the King’s comforts, joins them.

* Anastasios and Sorni take the private carriage while Simon and Aedryan enter their own carriage, and the group sets off for the palace.

* On the way, Idaxis apologizes to Cecily for things not working out with the King, expressing dismay at the King’s decision to bring his mistress. Cecily offers a correction, noting that Aedryan has him ‘wrapped around her finger’, and Aedan asserts that Idaxis wouldn’t know what that’s like. Idaxis hits right back, saying he prefers to have his partners wrapped around his finger.

* Clara and Cecily inquire about the local nightlife, conspiring to have some fun. It just so happens that Idaxis is having a party at his manor, and extends the ladies an invitation to it.

* As the group arrives at the palace, Aedan offers some gracious parting words of the state of Idaxis’ family jewels, and Idaxis beelines for the queen to inform her of the state of Simon’s relationship.

* Cecily tells Talos about the party and he asks if she will require assistance but Aedan tells Talos that he wouldn’t likely be up for the type of assistance that Cecily requires. Cecily agrees, challenging him by saying his assistance is only required if he wishes to show his interest in her, which she believes he won’t do.

* Queen Lilla addresses the “rumor” she heard regarding Simon’s disinclination to pursue Cecily, and Aedan asks if it’s about the rash she’s developed. Clara joins in to add that everyone’s manner of dress doesn’t exactly hide something like a personal rash well. At this, the Queen expresses her disgust with the two women.

* Cecily moves to the Queen’s side and tearfully apologizes for failing to keep the King’s attention, saying that she refused to employ tricks that her competitors were willing to use. Aedan corrects her by saying it wasn’t a matter of being willing, but being *able*. Aedryan picks up on the insult to her character but smiles as she introduces herself to the Queen — and is ignored.

* Anastasios introduces Sorni to the Queen, who is delighted to meet her.

* Queen Lilla invites Simon and his harlot for tea to discuss the impropriety of their relationship, and asks that Idaxis prepares rooms for Cecily and the group.

* After the Queen leaves, Simon’s cousin, Eneuli, makes her way to the couple to say hello and introduce herself to Aedryan. Eneuli offers the couple the chance to head back to their rooms to have a drink before dealing with her mother, but the two refuse, recognizing that they need to keep their wits about them.

## Trivia

* The title combines two references: first, the fact that the party roasted Sorni and Anastasios for their *activities* on the ship; second, an absolutely horrible note that Soo and her friends left a couple having loud sex to Celine Dion in a New York hotel in 2009, which said the following:
	+ *It has come to our attention that your raucous lovemaking is both disgusting and heinously inappropriate. We do not appreciate your inapropos and unbecoming usage of Grammy Award winning artist Celine Dion's exquisite catalogue of music. Your repugnant and obscene lascivious actions have brought hotel morale to an all-time low. We implore you to cease all such lewd actions until such time as you leave the premises. We wish you all the best in your future sexual endeavors.*