Muerteween Eve - Yet Another Fun-Ball Story

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## Chaper To: are you next...........?

????? ????: i am going to suck yor blood

????? ???: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Revelian: GET OFF MY FUCKING YARD!

The two poorly drawn trick-or-treaters fled quickly in fear. Revelian had gained a notable reputation for being cruel to those who dared ring his doorbell. Of course, Revelian wasn't that hateful of Muerteween Eve, he just hated people on his <mavelus>property</mavelus> no matter what time of year. He was himself getting ready to attend a party at one of his co-worker's houses.

Revelian: You done yet?

Umbra: Hold on a second! It has to be perfect!

Umbra had spent countless hours on her costume. She's quite enthusiastic about the holiday here. Of course, this makes Revelian a bit impatient.

## Chapter free: Intro

Jast: A Muerteween Eve party at IDC? Make no mistake, ladies and mentlegen-- This will be no ordinary event! \*Walks with a spring in his step\* This [Beep] will of course be [Beep] and [Beep] that night!

Hankvi: ... Man, when he gets drunk, he loses all sense of self-censorship.

Zachary: Yeah. The true pervert emerges...

Jast: Unguiza'd sheep, I shall grant you a [Beep] and a [Be;Pe?]!!

(The plot will not be revealed now.)

Poisonshot: I will leave. (Its a hassle.)

Zach: \*Crosses out name in the Roll Book\*

Jast: Fools! This isn't the time for indolescenceisms! There's big trouble ahead!

Zach: Alright, do we all know what's going on here?

Jast: \*~~Gets out of his "Sexy Drunken Jast" costume\*~~ I'll tell you what's going on- we're gonna have a party so intense it's gonna knock the pancakes off the pancake rack! And then we're gonna go vandalize some homes and ask them for candy! And Fan-Boons, because they taste about the same, I guess. We all in?

Zach: Let's see... we've got Karelia down for decorations, Hank down for beverages, Karelia down for desserts, Hank down for food, and... wait a second... Dammit, guys!! Did you just sign up for everything?!

Jast: I'm almost certain they left at least one spot open...

Zach: Oh, right. Anyone wanna help with breaking into homes?

Blockhead: You may have missed the singing, but we can- \*Muramasa'd\*

Revelian: NO.

Zach: Why is that even on the list? Isn't that, like, illegal or something?

Snarpo Gomez, wanted in 29 counties for felonies: DID SOMEBODY SAY ILLEGA- \*Banhammer'd\*

Revelian, Zach, Jast, and Hankvi: NO.

Jast: Well, this seems to be working perfectly so far!

Zach: What?! We didn't even figure out who's doing what!

Jast: Eh, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Alrighty, guys! I'm off to check on the special surprise! \*Flies away and crashes into a plane full of dynamite\*

## Chapter for: The Plot Thicken

Mori and Kwik appear in the story.

(Segways into the next chapter.)

## Chapter phive: We Have... NO LIFDOFF?

Zach: So... Anyone else know what's going on here?

At that moment, Revelian and Umbra came in. Revelian wore some of his nicer-looking black robes while Umbra wore a~~n elephant skin lol~~ Pumpkin hat.

Zach: ...It took you seven hours to get a fucking pumpkin hat on??

Umbra: No one said it'd be original...

Jast: What p-

Revelian: DON'T EVEN START WITH THAT CRAP.

Jast: FINE.

At that moment, Crone, Kwik, and Mori walk inside the building.

Kwik: Hello guys. We're here for the thing. The thing that will be explained by you guys right now.

Samuel suddenly bursts through the door with Ecast.

Samuel: What thing?

Zach: Hey, Sam, weren't you in here before? Where'd you go?

Samuel: I went to get stuff for the party! You asked me to, remember?

Kwik: Yeah, we're here for that thing! The party or whatever.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch: VXX ILAANJ?

ESTMMotRS,b suddenly realised that he no longer existed and stayed out of the story for its remainder.

Zach: This is going nowhere!

Kwik: Party. Explain. Now.

Zach: Alright, so we need to go set up a party. We need decorations, lots of food, music, and other crap like that. We're apparently going to invite everyone we can to IDC. Jast's apparently getting a surprise and he's undoubtedly mixed up Ghostmas and Muerteween Eve again, so if he tells you to vandalize houses or anything of the sort, just ignore him or set him straight.

Mori: Ghostmas?

Samuel: We don't talk about Ghostmas since the incident.

Zach: The incident?

Samuel: You know, GEC, noodles, shaving cream, toasters, Blockhead, potatoes, rope...

Zach: Ah.

Kwik: ... Not following.

Zach: Good. But anyway, I have no idea what he's bringing back, but try to get everything done for now. We need to assign jobs pronto. And no, Hank and Karelia, you can't just take care of everything.

Mori: I'm willing to help.

Crone: I can help, too.

Samuel: Lol, you're all too slow.

Zach: Sam stop repea- WHAT!?

Somehow, the party is already ready.

Samuel: Good job, Ecast!

Mori: I see you've appointed Ecast to do everything for us in mere seconds. That was a clever plot, indeed.

Crone: So, I guess we just start the party now?

Zach: Yep. Here we go...

## Chapter secks-teh perteh beggins

Samuel: No! What have you done! Who knows what could happen with that much animat-

The room blows up, sending everyone flying. They all land...

...right inside Jast's Inconspicuous Tree Cannon.

Samuel: Lol that tree that everyone knows about.

Zach: We gotta get out of here before-

Blockhead: I'LL GET YOU GUYS OUTTA HERE!

Zach: NO DON'T!

He sets off the cannon, launching everyone into the desert.

MEANWHILE...for a while....................................

Jast is busy admiring his new pets from the Other Side.

Jast: Look at him! D'aww, it's so cute!

Sigil'aey: \*Does tentacley things\*

Jast: Absolutely perfect! Thank you so much!

Operator Guy: Yes, sir. I'm glad you like it. That'll just be-

Jast: \*Tosses bag of candy at him\* Twenty billion Fan-Boons, yeah. I gotcha.

Op: Uh, actually, sir, we don't accept tha-

Jast: \*Tosses a bag of uranium at him\* Alright, alright, here's your tip.

Op: \*Ded\*

Jast: Come on, fellers. Onward to your new home!

Sigil'aey: N͆ͬ̂̾͋͆̿̍̆̅͑ͪ̚͡͝҉̮͙̫͚̝̼̦̙̳̲͔͔͉ͅ'̸̩̭̭͇̮͔̺̖͈̳͚̤͆̈̇̽̄ͤ̋̎̅̊́͆ͨ͜͢͝͠ķ̸̡̠͈̩̱͆̋̾̊̇̅ͩ̇̾ͩ̾ͩ̾̈́ͯͫͮ̄ͭcͯ͗̇͏̸̨̠͍͍̼̻̗̫͇̣̳̟̰͘͘l̡̓͐̂͛́̂̉͗͂̀͏̬͍̣͇̻͔̥͈̩͔͎͍͙̖͉͓͍p̡̍ͥͥ̄͆̈́͂̿͆̀ͮ͒̑̀ͬ̂ͪ̔͘͟҉̪̝̖̠̞̜̼̭͈̼̺e̵̢̠̥̩̯̻͙̙̰͉͔̠ͭ̾ͤ̽͌̔ͦ̅̂ͩ̚k͇̩̟͎̳̣͔̳͓̭͖̗͍̤͖̻̘̬̰̂͊ͯ̽͌ͦ̏̒̈͛͆̓ͮ̌́́ ̴̧̝͉̞̱̲͇̯̬̗͖͈̝̺͕̺̟͗ͤ̔͌̀̊ͮ̐͒̇̃̕͢͜ͅn̶̴͎̺͍̗̫͔̤̹̠̰̝̝͎͙̲̦̈́͗͌̆̑ͧ͐ͨͬ̏ͤ͂̽̓̕ͅở̡̺̻̭̝̘̩̻̪̠̼̎͗͋̾̆͂̉͜͢͡r̋̆ͣ̌ͣͫ҉͓͚̻̣̠̠̟̦̜̥͙̣̜̬͓͈̮̪͖͟ţ͒͋ͭ͂͛͊͂͛̂͏̦̼̙͓̦̲̳͕̪͉̠͙̘̣z̽͒̓̽̏͆̚҉̸̧̢̘͈̤̟̝̖̹̺̝͎̼̩̹̣̙̫͕͚g̶̛͇̻̟͉̥̙̗̪̟̲̗͈̪̘̪̮̎͗̋ͦ͛ͯͮ͊̇ͣͯ͠a̯̼̱̞̦̩̘̙͕̟̦͍̠ͧ̂͒ͧ̀̈͘͢͢͝͞h̵̶̢̧͇̞̬̤̗̘̜̙̼̖͇̙͈̬̓͂̌'̵̵̜͓̲̠͉̱̮̻̪͓͈͉͒́̊̅͂ṱ̨̦̞̖̠̗̝̘̞͎͎̦̥̬̗̼̑ͨͧ͊̅͗̎̋̉̂̎ͮͯ̀̍͒͛͛͟͟͡kͦͣ̽̃̽ͬ̀̑̓ͨ͒̉͒̂̈́͌̚͟͢͏̧͏̭̞͕͍̦͔̳̙̥̝̪̟̲̳͍̻c̴̷̡̜̲͈͇̜ͬ̓̌͆̈ͥ̋́͂ͧ̓͂͌ͫ̾̽ͭ͋͘ā̷̀̂ͩ̈͊̈́͆ͦ҉̢̻̬͓͖͈̲̮͔̗̦̺̯̝͢͠;̷̺̮̹̳̲̝͇̜ͮ̌ͭ́̑͂ͥ̎̌̎͋̋ͤ̃͘͢͝͡;̸̘̩̬̳̤̗͇̱͖̮̙̲̣̩͙͖̭ͩ͂̇̍ͧ́̋͢ ̸̷̷̱̟̝͍̫̯͓͖̻͔̜̱̻̓ͮ̇͛͒̎̔ͪͭ͌͗̀ͦͬͦͪͧ͐̇́͞n̐̆̓̌͒҉̭͔͕͕̰̩̹͎͚̼̻͚̜̠͘ͅͅ'̨͓̳̳̹͍̮͚͕̹͍̝̬͉̟̮͊ͧͨ͒͗ͮ͋̂̎ͪ̅̓̾ͬ̏̃́ͅk̸̛̻̜̭̦̰̝̭̙̝̰̭̳͕͂ͩ̍ͣͦͥ̑͑́͜c̷̝̯̤̦̖͙̤̻̼̞̞̄͛̓̉̆̌ͫͤ͆͐̃̿̈́̃͊ͧ͡͝ͅǫ̛̮̼̼̻̤̘͓͉̭̽́̽͑ͭ͋͗̐͟͞͞p̸̸̵͉̝̜͚̯̤̅͛͐ͮ̒ͤͦ̊͋͢t̸̮̞̣̞̑̇ͪ̈́̂ͩ̓͞'̫̤͚̖͙̟̹̗̠ͭ̈̒̾̃ͮ͐ͮͣ͋́͢n̍̉̈̔̽̓̏ͪ҉̺̭̜͇̦̻̫̯͎ḛ̤̥̘͕͇ͬ̒͒ͥͤ͂̽̈̅̽͟͝ ͉͖̰͓̲̰̲̞͚̦͔͎̫͇͔̫̩̬̰ͪ̒͛ͣ͑̌ͮ͂͐̓ͪ̒ͯ̚͘͠k̴̷̥͎͉͚̯̬̜̘͂ͯ̽̑ͯ̈́͋͡͠c̗̬̦̟͉̦͉̱̹͙̻̫̠̮͈̩̪̫͆̓ͯ̂̾͛ͣ́̀͘͞͠y̛͋ͬ̂ͮ̆̑͏̨̯̺̤͍̘͓̝̼̕͠ņ̵͕̥̫̱̼̘̘̱̞́̍ͬ͊͋̿͑ͥ͒ͫ͛̄̌̃̚p͌̂ͯ́ͥ͢҉̸̳̙͕k̎ͧͣ͌͛̉̓̒̓̓̊ͣͬ͗̍͆͑̅̍͟͏͍̟̰̰̗͍͈̮̻̺͚͞ͅ'ͧͭ̒͆̽̑̾̕҉̫̫̥̹̣͎̙̘̳̖͇̪̰̤̦̠́ͅc̸̨̢͕̩̪̘̤̪͎̘͙̩̳̝̥̰̲̈ͧ̿̓̔͛͌̿ͬ̏̐́̚ḧ̤͍͓͈̲͛̑͌̄̈́̔ͪ͂ͧ̓̈̒̍̈́̒͢͠ͅë̢͆̂ͯͫ̃ͧ͆ͯͬ̉̀͐̓̽ͮ̚͏̗̠͈̘̜͘'͓͕̮̳̺̣̱̩̝̭̬̄̿ͨ̈̏ͪ͛̓̐ͬ̒ͪ̈́̽ͫ̈́̀̚̕͡;̧̡͈͎̫͎̰̘̼̠͍͈͓̮̳̭̀ͭ̊̒̓̉̈͂͛͌́ͦ̎ͣ̓̀̆͞ͅͅ ̡̼̜͓̰̤͔̰̙̬͓̱͎̙͚̺̞͇͆̈̔̍̽͊̉̉̈́͌͢͠͞ͅͅb̵̻͖͚̯̲̗̯̊͌̑̈ͤ̃̿ͪ̓̓ͦ̃ͧ̑̍̒ͯ̚ą̯͚̺͔͚͔ͫ͐ͧ̆ͬ̅ͫ̄̕͡r̷̻̝̬͇̜͉͉̞̭̪̞̼̳͚̽ͭ̿̌̾͒́̈́̈ͦ̈́ͮ̆ͩͨ̉ͬ͞͡'̶̴͕̲̬̞̙̼̰͕̦̘̲̹̱̯̼͚͇͕̤ͨ̀͂̆ͬ̍̒̔͗͆ͦ̓ͨ̐̄͒ͥ̚ņ̢̛̻̖̻͍̜̜̖̱͎͕̤̹̗͖ͦ͒̏̔̈́͘k̩͉̖̣̞̜͕̼͆ͪ̐͌͑́͡c̶̶̢̧̨̹̦̣̘͉̟͔̞͐͆ͣ̅̐̅ͤa̵͒ͦ͛̔ͯͣ̉̒̾ͥ͗͡҉̸̼̞̱͎̤̹̯̘̥͎͕̝̲̗͖'̷̷̡̪̹̪͕̳̬͈̘̗͍͍ͮ̂̓͆̉͂̎̕͟ḩ̢̨̭̳͔͍̦̌̏͂̉͗ͦ̀͞kͧ̆͂̄̇̓ͮͫͣ̎͊ͤ̊̀̑҉̢̭͙͉̲͙̺̜̩̰̝̥́́̕hͤ̔̃̌ͨ̒̿̕҉̙̮̭̠̳̰̤̙͉̟͎̝̥̻̠͍̀͢ͅc̡̨ͭͣ̎̈́ͭ̾́̊́͂ͥ̒̽҉̵̘͙͓͙͓̟̰͖̭̥a̛͓̗͙͉͉͙͔͈̟̭̘̖͛̈̿̓̔ͬͣ̇͌̂ͥ͊̐ͮ̐̍̒͜͟ͅ ͎̹̥̱̼̥ͯ̽̑̓ͮ̇̊̈̏̾͊͑ͭ̆͆ͣͬ́͘͡G̑̿̿̆̆̎͊͌͆́̓ͭ͛̾ͣ͌ͮ͐̀҉͖̖̳̟͚͕̥͔͕̼͔͕̣̙͙ͅͅE̎̏̂͐ͯ͗̔̌͒ͧ̏͌҉̲̰͉͎͉͕̱̼̝̕͠Ń̴̡̛ͬͧ͒̔̑̽ͯ̔̀̆ͥ́͗̓ͩͥ̾͟͏̫̖̯̮̤ͅE̡̹͚͍ͤ̇̈̇̇̉͌̏ͥ͡ͅRͨ͋̊̽̏̒̐ͪ̍̀̈̚͘҉̶͖͚̞̦͔̻̟͙͎̹̪͙̗̻̥̘̲̬͘A̯̣̝̳͓̖̰̫͖̠̮̮ͭ̔̎ͣ̓́͞L̴̷̳̩̹̻̻͙̩̬͖̥͎̪̻͕̹̆ͯ̅ͨ̉ͥͨ̍͜ͅͅ ̡ͯ͊̏̾ͩͭͯ͗̔̂́ͮ̉̑̋́͆͌͏̴̧̡̻͚̝̘̘̥̩̭S̵̢̰͓͚̪̩̭̭̠̜̝̗̰͖͙͍̪͓̱̑̂̓̏ͫ̆̐̍͑̓͊ͩͪ̈̅̅ͮ̅̀̚͡C̻͔͓̯͎̲͚͕̖̺͖̝̪͚̺̱̜̜͆̆͒̑͐̽ͪ̌̏̎͐ͭ̇̌ͤ̓̀̚̚̚͜Ạ̴͇̥̭͚̟̩͙̻̻̔ͦͥ̋͑̈ͦ̀͢͡L̎ͦ̓̅͢҉͉͕̼̠E̡̖̹̣̳̫̘̲̖̼͉͔̳̟ͤ̐͋͘S͛̏̾͊ͨͯͧͩ̈̄ͤ̇͑ͪͩ͘҉̵̸̵͖͚̱̟̣̪̺̗ͅ ̴̢̧̖̹̮̦͈̥͍̪̇͗̿̋ͤ̆͌̏y̜͔̜̼̙͍͊̇̋̉ͫ͘͝͠͞c̵͓͍͙̩̯̠͚͓̲̭̰͙̯͗̄ͩͨ̄̈́̀̑̅̾͊̃ͤ́ͅͅͅk̴̛̲̩͙̫͚̝̟͙̯̩̺̯͙͑ͮ̈́͜͡'̃̋̒͏̶̠̭̖̫̞͉̻̪̪̞͚̞͕ͅs̗̦̝̠̳̟̼̤̣̳̟̳̮ͤ̈̍̾ͪ͋̈̀͠͡ͅ'̡̖̘̩̖̜͈͚̰͉̱̩͈̺͕͕͎̗̗̿ͦ̒ͬ̕͝ͅv̷̸̬̘̟͓̻ͫͤ͌̈́̒ͦ̉͡t̸̶̨̧̻̪̥̬͍͌ͩ͂ͫͦ̈̉ͫͦ̽́p̶̡̝̩͍̱̘̤̮̙̣̠̩͎̟͈̗͙̘̗̃͂̃͗͑̐̇ͩ̃̀͂̂ͣ̊̊̓͑͟e̻͈̲͔͕̯͛͂̂̾ͣ͒ͮͧͥͣͨ͜͜;̸̭̗̙̳̤̜̯̭͍̙͐͐̍̈́̆ͬ̃̑ͦͤͭ͂ͯ͘̕

Jast: Whatever you say, boseman. You don't mind steel containers, do ya?

Gyddint: You wouldn't happen to be the one called Toxi, would you?

Jast: Not unless someone gave the that nickname recently, no. He anyone important?

Gyddint: Oh, yes. Everyone knows Mr. Marttel!

Jast: Not here, apparently. Say, you wouldn't happen to be any good with repairing machines, would you?

BCK2STR-

Back in the other story...

Dr. Sand appears and takes everybody back to the party.

Samuel: Dang, I expected some lawlz and  to happen. Oh well.

Samuel: Brb.

Kwik: Dude, no one says that in real l-

Samuel already left.

## Chapter sven- A flashbeck

In a time before right now, just a while after Mori had discovered Nightmare forest, a strange event happened.

While Mori was walking out of the forest, using her phone to call one of her friends to tell them to come over here, she ran into a stranger.

This stranger bumped into her, making Mori drop her phone. The two backed up, and the stranger introduced himself as a mister Kizami Yuuya. After a quick apology, Yuuya picked up Mori's phone and gave it back to her. The two began to part ways, but not before Kizami could tell Mori that he wished they would meet again.

The two would meet again, only now, Yuuya Kizami would return in a new form...

## Chapter ate- teh next chipter

So, Samuel was walking away from the party, when suddenly he bumped into a strange figure.

Samuel: Uh... hello, sir... sorry for bumping into you...

???: .....

Samuel: Hello? Can you hear me?

???: .....

Samuel: !!!

Samuel was suddenly pulled into a psychic chatroom.

```
**Huh?!**
**Heheh....**
**What's going on? Where am I?**
**Now I have you...**
**AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!**
**KIKIKIKIKIKI**
**................**
**KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI**

```

Nutik walks into the psychic chatroom, breaking all laws of physics whatsoever.

Nutik: O hai der, what did I miss?

Kizami kills Nutik for interrupting his part of the story.

```
**KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI**

```

Eny: ...the fuck is going on here?

Kizami: KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIIKIKI

Eny: Who let you out again? Fucking slackers. Come on, I'll take you back home.

Kizami: KIKIKI...

Nutik revives himself by using one of his 297,638 Phoenix Downs.

Nutik: I see u like to killz wolves.

Samuel: Hm.

Battle scene engaged for no apparent reason!

### Yuuya Kizami

Challengers- Samuel, Enyredies, Nutik

Boss- Kizami

DMSwordsmaster bans NutikTehWolf for using ridiculous stuff that Poisonshot would make. It's highly effective!

NutikTehWolf unbans himself by yet again breaking laws of physics~ Hacking into DMS's Compooper.

Samuel: ...

Samuel: I don't even.

Samuel: Just, no. This is awful and everyone should feel bad. No exceptions \*slaps everyone one by one with a balloon\*

Samuel: I'm outta here. \*barrel rolls away\*

Poisonshot suddenly appears out of nowhere and slaps some people for trying to actually make plot.

Yuuya bites off Poisonshot's right leg.

Poisonshot: YUUYA HAS EATED ME A LEG!

Yuuya:I WANT KILL ME!I NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER DO THAT!

Poisonshot: WHY YOU ARE EVIL?

Yuuya Kizami: BECUASE I NOT KIZAMI, I AM KRIMEZAMI!!

Another Poisonshot appears.

Other Poisonshot: Leave, you noobish past-me.

Poisonshot: I NOT NOOBISH, I RISHISH!

Other Poisonshot:...

A random boxer appears out of nowhere.

Boxer: MASH PAWNCH!

Poisonshot: NUUUUUUUUUUUOUOUOUOOUUOUOUOUOUOUUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUO(continues)

Mune: ouo

Yuuya Kizami: \*gets slammed by PS\* OH NO!\*dies\*

\*DMS arrives\*

DMS: OH LOOK A RANDOM STORY \*locks edits for the page\*

Zoshi: \*kicks DMS admin status for a while and allows edits to the page\*

DMS: GIVE ME BACK MY ADMIN STATUS YOU-

DMS was muted by Ludicrine.

Jast: OKAY THAT WAS FUN LET'S GET BACK TO-

Chin-Chin: ORE WA!! NO CHIN-CHIN O- \*Trashcan'd\*

Mori: I thought we got rid of him!

Jast: Welp, it looks like you've got a severe case of VXXitis.

Mori: What's VXXitis?

ESTMMotRS,b/t.: VXX ILAANJ?

Jast: THAT. \*Pummels El Sock with a deudly fire hydrant\*

Mori: ...

Jast: Gog, I just got rid of him, too! I sent him over to Busyroad or whatever and I got someone else and- wait, what?! CAAAGE!! I'M COMING NICK OH GOG OH GOG PLEASE BE THERE STILL OOOOHGOG \*Flies away\*

Meanwhile...

Samuel is still barrel rolling around on some hills. He decides to come back to where the  is happening.

Samuel: Oh loh loh I see stuff is happening here. Perhaps it needs some...

Samuel: Attack of the 50-foot whatever lol.

Samuel: GEC!

Samuel: For massive ~~explorers~~ damage!

## Chapter nien- GEC

Mori: That one battle with Yuuya was going on far too long, so I'll just move this along to the next chapter.

Jast: Hey, you're not allowed to break the fourth wall!

Ludicrine: Yeah! Only I can do that!

Jast: wh \*-IFY\*

Mori: ... Right.

Poisonshot: \*secretely leaves\*

Random Boxer: MACH PAWNCH! \*kicks Karelia out the story\*

Revelian: RAJGJKFGJKAGFJKASGFJKGASFG YOU ATTACKED A PRAGMAN

Random Boxer: ik

Revelian: \*kills Random Boxer\*

Suddenly, the page shorts out of curren-

......................................................bzt.

## Chapter t3n- PS

Poisonshot is in Revelian's home, while Revelian is outside.

Umbra: When will Revelian come back?

Poisonshot: \*shots Umbra\*

Indra Arrow did 3333 damage!

Pyramid Arrows did 2000 damage!

Umbra: Ughn...\*dies\*

Poisonshot: \*takes out arrows out of Umbra's body\* Perfect.\*leaves\*

Now, back to teh sheninagans.

Revelian: AFIOHEOIHIOWHOIBIOBRIO RYU FORM ACTIVATED!

### Battle - Raging Ryu Revelian

Mori: Not this again...

Jast: \*revives Random Boxer\*

RB: MAHC PAWNCH!

RRR: JFGAJKGFASGFUIOGUIO!

Kwik: No.

RRR was killed by Jast, Zach, Kwik... and Hankvi.

Nutik: Wait, since when Hank was in the story?

Hankvi: I was ~~always watching you~~ the beer guy from chapter.... three was it?

Hankvi: SEE THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE TO BE OUT OF MY WORKSPACE!

Hankvi: \*workificates his ass to the liquor store\*

Samuel: Lol, death is always cheap here.

Umbra suddenly revives because pumpkin.

Samuel: Excuse me for interrupting your battle but have you guys forgot that there was a friggin gian-

GEC flattens everyone but Samuel by ~~spin dashing~~ rolling on them.

Samuel: Top lel.

Zach flies by and drops an anvil on Samuel.

Zach: Only I can say that!

Nutik teleports by.

Nutik: .\_\_\_\_\_. I like trains.

Everyone but Nutik gets hit by a flying train.

PS: \*is suddenly above Nutik\* \*kicks Nutik on the train\* Top yo.

Revelian: ... (HELP! HELP!)

Revelian falls in lava with Umbra.

(add stutid love moment here)

PS: Top yeah.

The end... I guess.

## Epology

Jast: ... Guys?

Zach: Ugh... What happened- HOLY FUQ WHAT IS THAT

Catnip: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Jast: It's the surprise!!

Zach: WHAT- \*Eaten\*

Jast: Surpriiiiise!!

And then Jast was never invited back to any parties ever in the history of forever.

THEND

## Chapstick 11 - What if Umbra wasn't kill?

Zach realizes that he is a an edgy fursona and exits the story do deal with an itch, which honestly feels like something is crawling in his skin.

Meanwhile, the mutilated corpses of Umbra and Poisonshot lay in a bloody pile on the floor of Revelian's castle. All hope seems lost for our daring hero and the gray wench, but suddenly, Poisonshot's eyes begin to flash a bright pink color. Suddenly, the bloody pile is covered in a bright flash, and disappears!

Poisonshot begins to regain consciousness.

PS: what are ish hapen? huh-

PS looks down only to discover that his body is blue, and he has hooven feet as well as fanservice-tier revealing clothing. He looks around only to find what appears to be himself, unconscious near another oasis tree.

Kh

I hate when this hapens??