Patrick Blastermaximus Lambdog I

> **"OH SUNJAY, YOU SALTY, DIRTY, INSENSITIVE BASTARD! Just for messing with thy allies with thy Queen, Your gonna wish You never were resurrected or born. That sweet creature reminds me of my Ex-Wife that I missed very much because you destroyed her. You bet your Boney ass Our Team is gonna Annihilate you for Hurting My friend Mockingbird and Liryu, Prepare to eat Lead You sick Polycerate Scoundrel. This is for the Queen and Mockingbird's Love and Trust within her friend as well you DISGUSTING MONSTER ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU DIRTY SCUMBAG!" ~ Patrick's Outwar message to Sunjay the Exterminator!**
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**"Hey, Mockingbird I Totally forgive you man. Life is tough and believe me. You have a good taste in creatures especially when your deeply in love. I know how you feel and screw Jerks and Douchebags like Sunjay. Whoever hurt my good fellows Liryu and My Man Mockingbird; then This enemy would not see the night of the next morning, You count on a buddy like me to destroy any threatening Monsters."** **~ Patrick's Apology and agrees to team up with Mockingbird D. Bloodsworth**

## Biography of Patrick B. Lambdog I

Patrick Blastermaximus Lambdog I is born near the hospital in New Koreatown, Los Angeles, Calfornia in the afternoon [October 20, 2835] during a Hockey Game Season day. His father has divorced his mother. He's half Ogre and Half Roc like Being. He was mostly raised mostly by his coolAunt and Loving Uncle. He learned Sushi Chef Skills from a Hermit named "Sensei Marushi Kenagawa" and believes that he should depart elsewhere. In [January 25, 2855] He worked at a Japanese Restaurant called "Golden Horse Chinese and Japanese Restaurant" and he made some very Shady and mysterious friends who happen to share the same timeframe and past time hobby amongst him "Laser BBsoft Tag" He Told Mockingbird that He knew his Unmentioned Relative who happen to Own the specific Restaurant. He was happily Married to a Dragonfly Creature named Kimberly. Thus, Sunjay and his allies came and Slaughtered her and He was Devastated after he Finished picking up his daughters after School. He has sworn whoever touched his Ex-wife will pay the Ultimate price of death.

### Aliases

Lambdog [by Mockingbird and Liryu], The Wierd Fat Ogre dude with wings [Mockingbird when describing him], Some Fat Ogre Guy with wings [Former Team mates], The Helpful Father who needs to lose some weight [Dr. Tanji Anaskhay]

### Affiliation

Black Squadron [Former Team Member]; Absolute Monks [Private Sushi Chef and Former follower]; Golden Horse Restaurant [Former Sushi and Hibachi Chef], and Rising Sun of Queens Nightclub [Bouncer]

## Appearances

### Appears in

MDB Chronicles [Protagonist and ally]; Mockingbird Chronicles Video game [Training Boss and Unlockable Ally]

### Debut

MDB Chronicles [Episode 1]; MDB Chronicles Video game [Training boss and ally]

## Personality

Patrick B. Lambdog might be an obese fellow, but he is very Athletic and somewhat a Fun guy even for his built as in body type. This guy loves to eat lots and lots of Food. His daughters often ask him questions and knew something about the Queen that his buddy Mockingbird secretly loved and his Ex-Wife and his daughter's mother Kimberly. He's a Pariah in a lot of these "Laser BB Events" because his team often has good reputation of winning. He's a warmhearted Fellow that likes to party and play Drinking Games and sometimes Smoke. He quit Smoking for the sake of his Daughters. He knew that Kimberly and this specific Queen has a couple things in common: They Can both fly and have similar wings, They are both mothers, and They are Fierce and is not afraid to Put up or defend their throne no matter what Circumstances. He's also quite Timid but he's anything but Shy. He prefers Pineapple on Pizza type guy and his neighbors often find him annoying but he knows some folks to prepare for events. Even if the events are non-airsoft related.
He is also the type of Fellow who is Extremely Talkative and can be a nuisance at times. Which is one of the main reason why Kimberly Left him, He is also a big Fan of Dairy Products and Barbeque items. He sometimes hangs out with Mockingbird, but He finds Patrick really annoying and hard to deal with. Their connections have been quite limited.