Another Karen in the Wall(Transcript)

(MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER 18! MAY HAVE BAD WORDS, SO I BLEEPED THEM OUT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS PARODY IS NOT OFFICIAL YET.)

(The Beginning shows a picture of a Pirate and a Yellow Parrot on shoulder singing)

Pirate man: R' yo' ready, gangsters?

Gangsters: Hell ya, Captain!

Pirate man: I can't hea you~!

Gangsters; Then yo' god\*NOPE\* probably deaf, captain!

Pirate man: Ooooh...(Shows a Hotel room with a Huge Fish Tank, But the Captain Goes into a fit of Coughing Before we see where SpongeRob and Brashnick Live) Dang Bro, Give me one sec.(Coughs a little more) Oooohh..... Who live in a Fish tank in a Hotel?

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Sassy n' kick\*NOPE\* n' wild as hell!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: If playin' m games be somethang yo' want!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Then git ahead but don't yo' try ta daunt!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: (AY YO...!)

Everyone: SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob. SweatPants!

(We see SpongeRob and Brashnick in the Crusty Crash with cleaning supplies in hand, as they approach the Crusty Crash. The restaurant is in a complete mess, with food scattered everywhere.)

SpongeRob: Looks like someone had uh' wild last night!

Brashnick: Yeah dude, but we gotta clean up all dis mess before da boss gets here.

(As they start to clean, a woman enters the restaurant, looking angry and dissatisfied.)

Karen: Excuse me, but I need to speak to the manager. This food is terrible!

SpongeRob: I'm sorry ma'am, but da managa isn't here right naw. Can we help yo' wit' anything?

Karen: Yes, I want a refund for this disgusting food!

Brashnick: I'm sorry, but we can't give yo' a refund. We're just tha janitors.

Karen: I demand to speak to someone who can give me a refund!

(SpongeRob and Brashnick exchange looks.)

SpongeRob: Well \*NOPE\*it, i guess we have no choice.

Brashnick: Letz git mr. Thrash.

(They lead Karen to Mr. Thrash's office, where he is on the phone.)

Mr. Thrash: Yep, i understand. We'll have dat \*NOPE\* fixed right away.

(He hangs up the phone and turns to Karen.)

Mr. Thrash: What's all da' fuss about here?

Karen: Your food is terrible and I want a refund!

Mr. Thrash: I'm sorry ta hea dat ma'am, but i can't give yo' a refund. Yo''ve already eaten da food.

(Karen starts to get angry.)

Karen: This is ridiculous! I demand a refund or I'll call the police!

Mr. Thrash: Fine, call tha police. They can come n' deal wit' dis.

(SpongeRob and Brashnick look at each other nervously. Karen pulls out her phone and starts to dial.)

Karen: Hello, police? I want to report a restaurant for serving terrible food.

(SpongeRob and Brashnick whisper to each other.)

SpongeRob: What the hell r' we goin' ta do?

Brashnick: I don' know, but we can't let dat karen ruin our day!

(Suddenly, the police arrive.)

Police Officer: What seems to be the problem here?

Karen: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG! THIS RESTAURANT SERVES GROSS AS \*Nope\*ING FOOD!!!

Police Officer: Ma'am, I'm sorry but this isn't a police matter. You'll have to take it up with the restaurant.

Karen: YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!(storms out of the restaurant in frustration.)

(SpongeRob and Brashnick high-five each other.)

SpongeRob: Dat was close. I thought dat karen was goin' ta git us all in trouble.

Brashnick: Yeah man, but we handled dat \*NOPE\* like pros.

Mr. Thrash: Wack job boys. Naw letz git back ta work.

(They continue working as the Episode ends.)