Tridoron (Kamen Rider Drive) vs Mach 5 (Speed Racer) vs '66 Batmobile vs CB-01 (Go-Busters)

## Episode Sponsor

This episode of Death Race is brought you by RTX at home!

## Intro

A spotlight shines down as Ringmaster steps into the light. Ringmaster catches the mic as the podium he stands on floats.

Ringmaster: Hello ladies and gents and welcome to the one, the only, THE DEATH RACE!!!!! In today's grand prix we have 4 colorful supercars built to burn rubber and look cool in intense fights!

## Kamen Rider Drive's Tridoron

First up ready to go in the pits is the sleek red police cruiser prototype, the Tridoron! This 6-wheeled speeder has a wide range of tire extensions, shift cars to assist Drive and Mr. Belt, tires that can be used as thrusters and can transform into 3 forms! It turns from a flashy non-plastic sports car to a giant rampaging pick-up and a semi-truck with a mechanical claw! It also has an emergency hatch for ejection if things need a 'HISSATSU!' and 'FULL THROTTLE!'

## Speed's Mach 5

Speaking of speed, we have the white speed demon convertible, the Mach 5! This car just brings back the classic 1960s childhood and can outrace any stupid idiotic, or just crazy racers! It has a powerful pair of buzzsaws and so many more like auto-jacks, belt tires and a deflector!

## '66 Batmobile

Up next with its atomic batteries to full power and turbines to speed, it's the classic, the Adam West Batombile which is, well, also from the 60s! Built from the 1950s Lincoln Futura, this sleek baby has a bat-ray, bat-zooka, bat-phone, bat-magnet and a bat-erring ram which is the only tool on this car that is ridiculously punny!

## Buster Vehicle CB-01

Last but not least, it's Buster Red's Buster Vehicle CB-01! This supercar can fire missiles and can be taken control by Hiromu Sakurada's red robot buddy Cheeda Nick! can transform into a cheetah and even a giant fighting robot like the Megazord! Oh, and did I forget to mention that it has a spoiler that is actually a friggin sword?!

## Pre-Race

Ringmaster: With our racers all covered, let's switch back to our commentators Wiz and Boomstick...wait, hold on. It says that Boomstick has just pressed the Multiverse Viewer and they are now female versions! Anyway, let's get this grand prix started!

Author's Note: I'm using DBDoctor13's creation of Mage and Stiki-boob from his Big Daddy VS The Crimson Bolt death battle. I have renamed Boomstick's female counterpart as you will see below. (DBDoctor13 please don't sue me!)

Wiz and Boomstick (Now known as their female counterparts, Mage and Bitch-staff) are sitting in the commentary tower.

Mage: Thanks Ringmaster, our racers are at their marks and ready to burn rubber.

**Bitch-staff: And like always, the first racer to reach the finish line wins and there are no rules on how they get there!**

Mage: Anyway, let's join our racers at the starting line!

**Bitch-staff: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH RAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!**

(We see the neon streets of the new racetrack set up inside the city of Tokyo.)

## DEATH RACE!

(The Tridoron drives up to the starting line. It is followed beside the Mach 5, the '66 Batmobile and the CB-01 Buster Vehicle. The crowd watching from the side erupts into cheers as a flag girl (who is actually Yang) stands in front of the cars. She twirls her flags then raises both above her head.)

Yang: Drivers, are you ready?

(The drivers rev their engines in response. Drive's helmet lens light up, making him visible from inside the car. Robin closes the cockpit on each side, preparing the batmobile. Speed inserts his key into the Mach 5's engine slot, kickstarting it to life. Hiromu grabs onto Nick's bike head and revs the handles on the robot's head.)

Seeing that the racers were ready, Yang bows, swinging her flags down.

Yang: BURN RUBBER!!!

(All 4 of the racers speed off as Yang turned around and cheered at the cars, which drive out of the crowd's sight.)

Mage: The Mach 5 takes a quick lead as the Batmobile tries to pass it. But the real racer that is struggling is the CB-01.

**Bitch-staff: It looks like right here, size is the biggest challenge!**

(The '66 Batmobile drives up to the Mach 5's right side and rams into it. Speed retaliates by ramming back. Meanwhile, the Tridoron dodges and weaves as the CB-01 fires missiles from behind.)

Mage: The CB-01 is starting to play rough as it's using it's weapons system right now! This may be our first death!

(Inside the Tridoron, Drive finally makes his move.)

Drive: Mr. Belt! Let's go for a ride!

Mr. Belt: OK! Start your engine!

Drive turns his car around and prepares it's weapons system.

Mr. Belt: Tridoron! Shoot!

(The Tridoron fires laser projectiles at the Buster Vehicle, who gets hit by them.)

Bitch-staff: Hey look! The Tridoron's fighting back!

(CB-01 gets hit by the projectiles and explodes, only to leap out of the fire in it's cheetah form. Drive is shocked by this.)

Mage: Impressive. With quick thinking the CB-01 uses it's cheetah form to escape the explosion!

Drive: NANI?! Flare! Spike! Shadow! Tame that bad kitty!

The 3 shift cars make their engine noises as they enter the 3 empty slots on the dashboard.

Mr. Belt: Tire Extension!

(The Tridoron shoots a flurry of rapid fireballs, green spikes and purple energy shurikens. The mechanical beast attempts to dodge them, but gets hit by a surprise fireball. The cheetah explodes, killing Hiromu and Nick.)

**Bitch-staff: I guess you could say that the Buster Vehicle got go-busted! But now, it's time for our obstacle. IT'S MALL PARKING!**

(The '66 Batmobile keeps up the lead as it drifts up the twists like the tumbler from Batman Begins as the Mach 5 follows close. The Tridoron closes in on the Mach 5. They reach the top of the mall carpark. The batmobile gets a huge boost as it flies off of the top. Speed, with quick thinking, uses his auto-jacks to leap off of the top floor.)

**Bitch-staff: Whoa! Look at that! The '66 is flying again!**

(The '66 batmobile lands on the track below and zooms off. Robin looks up to see the Mach 5 pass them and land in front of the dynamic duo.)

Robin: Holy Mad Max, Batman! These racers are really asking for it!

Batman: Then you'd better give them what they want, old chum! To the Bat-zooka!

(Robin grabs the Bat-zooka and aims it at the Tridoron behind it. He gets a clear shot and fires a rocket at Drive. Drive responds by transforming his car into it's pick-up form and narrowly dodges the rocket.)

Mr. Belt: Tire Extension!

(The front right wheel of the Tridoron gets added on with the Funky Spike tire as the red and black pick-up truck lands on the Batmobile, crushing the dynamic duo.)

Mage: And there goes your childhood, Bitch-staff.

Bitch-staff: NOOOOO!

(The Tridoron catches up to the Mach 5 as it transforms back into its speed form. It clashes with the Mach 5 as the racers continue to ram into each other. Speed activates his buzzsaws and tries to cut the Tridoron's tire. Drive responds by shooting Shadow's energy shurikens to counter his opponent.)

Mage: It's down to the Tridoron and the Mach 5 as they clash blades!

(Speed activates his deflector and deflects the shuriken. He finally cuts Tridoron's rear wheel.)

Drive: Mr. Belt! Let's finish him!

Mr. Belt: Let's go!

(Drive leaps out of the Tridoron and inserts Max Flare into his brace. As he does this, a flame-like tire latches onto the Kamen Rider's torso.)

Mr. Belt: Tire Koukan! Max Flare!

(Shinnosuke presses the button on his shift brace.)

Mr. Belt: HISSATSU!

**Bitch-staff: Here we go! Drive just activated his finisher!**

(Drive shifts the flaming hotrod's lever mode, sending a red laser connecting to Mr. Belt's sensor.)

Mr. Belt: FULL THROTTLE! FLARE!

(The damaged Tridoron races around the Mach 5 as 4 more tires surround Speed. Drive dives into his opponent and kicks at the white convertible, making him bounce off the Tridoron and kicking the Mach 5 in a pinball-like manner with flaming strikes until he comes in with the final kick, killing Speed and destroying the race car. The Tridoron and the Mach 5 explode as Drive skids past the finish line to a complete stop.)

**Bitch-staff: Holy shit! Now that's what I call a finisher!**

Ringmaster: The winner is Kamen Rider Drive and his Tridoron!

## Ending

(Cut to Mage and Bitch-staff)

Mage: This is the first time a Kamen Rider ever wins! I'm surprised!

Bitch-staff: Looks like Drive was just *Bat* to the bone as he out-sped Speed Racer. I ain't *lion*!

(Cut to Ringmaster)

Ringmaster: Come back next time for another exciting episode of DEATH RACE!!!