Cum Jokes

The Dragon Friends can be very immature. Somehow, Dave never anticipates these jokes, but they always arise.

#### Appearances

1. This is Who I Am (2.09) - Rust Monster serum
2. I’ve Never Seen a Gooch That Couldn’t Be Improved 3.04 - Mr. Sour lists the nicknames for New York in 2075. Including ”Cum Island“
3. I’m Going to Shoot Your Friends 3.12 - Philge asks the bar tender to point our influential people in Freeside. We are introduced to a man who made his money in the “Cum Mines”
4. A Very Sick Young Boy (3.16) - Freezo claims to be a young boy afflicted with a condition that has turned his blood into semen, prompting a tirade from Dave about this sort of thing
5. A Very Merry Yulemas (Part 2 Yulemas 2017) When Freezo is making a list of the top 10 gifts for the holidays Ben passes Hing a note that says "Cum".
6. The Big Boys of Junkerton (4.01)Ostin Powerful Cums as she teleports away leaving eyepatches that reek of Goblin Cum
7. Inadvisable Space Combat (4.15) While discussing Jeremy Scaleson’s new “Humming Bird” ship he remarks that its also the name of a weird sex thing. Alex think it should instead be renamed “Cumming Bird” which upsets Hing
8. Hogwarts Adventures RPG (Part 1) (5.03) - when asked to retrieve "Dire Frog Scum" for a potion, there is some debate over whether this actually means "Dire Frog's Cum".
9. Bobby Bobby Bellini Boy (6.01) - an entirely predictable eruption when Dave declared that Bobson's title in the revolution is "Cell Leader Cum Chairman".
10. We Unpack Later with a Professional (6.04) - After several times of stating piss is “gods cum” we learn that Ben repeats terrible jokes again and again so it looks more like a riff rather than a mistake.
11. Prove it, Brandon (6.11) - Lionshield Banknote mends a magical wand with 5 drops of dragon cum. He uses up the last of his dragon cum and needs to take it off his character sheet.
12. This, How You Say, Crab (6.12) Bobson (improvising as himself on stage, with help from Banknote) tells the joke of when he gets scared his dick goes inside himself and he cums. They had 3 months of quarantine and this is as good as it gets.
13. He Loves To Drop Plot Points (6.15) We find out that Strahd has been digging in Icewindale for the rare and most precious magical magical element in Faerun. Dragon Cum
14. The River Olung (TOA.11) - Almost. The Dragon Friends agree on a code word to demand a favor from Freezo, and Alex suggests "custard". Simon notes that he was worried she was going to say "cum" and everyone is relieved she didn't.
15. Speaks Brusquely (TOA2.02) - A very tired Ben Jenkins shouts "and then you turn into CUM!" when Baston picks up a puzzle cube and nothing more sensible happens
16. The King of Feathers (TOA2.03) - Includes a fatigued and drunken digression into the concept of cum-covered keys after a room full of keys is found and Ben suggests it might be the remains of a swinger party.
17. Down Space (BB1.06) - Steven S. Anta reports there has been a urine spill. When forced to change the story he notes it wasn't urine but cum. Domino asks someone to retrieve the cum for him Norm Chongus fulfils this role becoming a Cum Wizard.
18. The Least Buoyant Animal (BB2.13)

> “I died doing what I love. Being covered in tentacle cum” - Freezo
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