Dirty Little Secrets/Quotes

## Quotes

**Jabberwocky**: Tell me about the genie. Or would you rather talk about your two children? They're being bathed by their mother in the river as we speak. How quickly can she get there, you're wondering? How will she kill them? Will she have mercy on the baby? The answers are: very fast, very slow and *no*, I don't care much for babies.

**Wonderland Villager**: Please...

**Jabberwocky**: Shhh. Jabber, jabber, jabber. All you people do is jabber. The genie, where is he?

**Wonderland Villager**: He was here. But I don't know where he went.

**Jabberwocky**: Who was he with? (*whispers something in his ear*)

**Wonderland Villager**: (*points to Lizard's House*) She lives there. Please, please don't kill me.

**Jabberwocky**: You misunderstand. I don't have to kill you because you're already *scared to death*. (*villager drops dead*)

**Jabberwocky**: (*to Red Queen*) Fascinating, isn't it? On the outside it's nothing special. Nothing out of the ordinary. But inside, a prize more valuable than gold. Just like that head of yours. Nothing particularly interesting on the outside, but *inside*... If I was to dig deep enough, there's no telling what treasures you've been hiding. So, let's find out. Shall we? Little pig, little pig, let me come in.

**Will Scarlet**: Hold fast, Ana. You know she can't hurt you.

**Jabberwocky**: (*to Red Queen*) I don't want to hurt you. I want to help you. You've suffered so much. You've already lived a life of fear, haven't you? You believe that if the prince had chosen you instead of your stepsister then your mother would have loved you. And now you fear that love is forever out of reach. And that deep, dark hole in your heart will remain empty. A hollow reminder of the life you *could* have had. Can you feel me inside that head of yours? Drifting from room to room? I can see *everything*. There's a darkness in you. It's like a disease. It's rotting you from the inside. You ran away from the only love you've ever had and now you fear you'll never get it back. You and I have something in common now. We both know exactly who you are, and you're terrified. It's only a matter of time before *he* knows too. You can't ever get his love back. But that's not really what you want, is it? Or you never would've donned that crown all those years ago. You made the right choice. Do it again. Wish for your precious, precious... crown. Go on. Wish for your crown. And all your suffering goes away.

**Will Scarlet**: Don't do it, Ana.

**Jabberwocky**: Wish for your crown. And all *his* suffering goes away.

**Red Queen**: (*crying*) I wish for my crown!

**Jabberwocky**: Good. Now wish for your jewels. Go on.

**Red Queen**: (*frustrated*) I wish for my jewels.

**Jabberwocky**: Aw. Doesn't she look pretty? Now wish for me to stop.

**Will Scarlet**: No.

**Jabberwocky**: Go on.

**Red Queen**: (*whispering*) I wish for you to stop.

(*Tweedledum approaches the Red Queen in her cell*)

**Tweedledum**: Your Majesty, I apologize. I wanted to come sooner but I've been hiding and keeping to the tunnels, because if Jafar knew I was in the castle... (*takes a deep breath*) Now, I brought you something. (*reveals bread*) I know it's not much. That's all I could manage considering the circumstances. Now that you're here, we can leave this place together. Now there must be a way I can open your -

**Red Queen**: Why are you doing this?

**Tweedledum**: You're my Queen, Your Majesty.

**Red Queen**: Not anymore. You have to warn Alice and Cyrus. Go to the Outlands and tell them it's over. Jafar's released the Jabberwocky. He has Will. He has all three bottles. Wonderland is doomed and I let it happen. Tell them they must get out of Wonderland as fast as they can and not look back.

**Tweedledum**: And what about you?

**Red Queen**: Forget about me.