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Hard Seller

**Preceded by:**

Go-Getter

Trailblazer

“*If you can't convince, confuse. These sneaky Specialists are great at misdirecting and misinforming Toons, leaving them befuddled in battle.*”
―*The Cogs*, Toontown Library
The **Hard Seller** is the fourth Field Specialist Cog on the Sellbot corporate ladder.

They appear in Cog Buildings, infrequently in the Sellbot Factory, the Sellbot Towers, the Sellbot Aerodrome, on any street with a Sellbot Field Office, and on any streets with Sellbots after the Aloha Atoll expansion. Their levels range from seven to fourteen.

## Appearance

The Hard Seller has a muscular Cog body with a scar over its right eye, stubble, an angry grin and a bruised left eye.

In battle, it specializes in taking large amounts of damage and dealing increasingly high damage the lower its health is.

## Battle Starting Phrases

* *"Brace for impact!"*
* *"Give me a second. It's all I'll need."*
* *"I'm going to deliver maximum impact on you."*
* *"I'm going to have you rolling with the punches."*
* *"I'm harder than expected."*
* *"Let me be direct: You're going down."*
* *"Square up!"*
* *"Steel yourself, Toon!"*
* *"This is going to be hard on you."*
* *"This is going to be one hard fight for you."*
* *"This pitch won't take long."*
* *"You'll find that I'm one tough cookie."*

## Passive Abilities

* **Endure Punishment**: For each separate Gag type that hits the Hard Hitter that turn, the Hard Hitter takes 10% less damage. (E.g. the second Gag type used on the Hard Hitter deals 10% less damage, the third deals 20% less damage, etc.)

## Attacks

### AI Behavior

* 3 Square movement range
* Primarily ranged attacks
	+ Will keep about a 2-3 Square distance from players if possible
	+ Usually notices and walks around Traps
* Attempts to flank the player
	+ Seldom charges player head on
	+ Will hide behind obstacles when in direct line of sight with Toons

## Trivia

* A hard sell refers to an advertising or sales approach that features especially direct and insistent language, to coax a prospective buyer into purchasing a product in a short period of time.
Barnacle Boulevard

**Barnacle Boulevard** is one of four streets connected to Donald's Dock. It leads to Punchline Place in Toontown Central, and has a high proportion of Bossbots and Techbots. It is also the street with the lowest average level of street Cogs in Donald's Dock, at levels 2 to 4.

The Fisherman on the street is Fisherman Barney.
$5 Bill

“*Replacing the $1 Cogbuck with a $5 doesn't make it 5 times more effective, sadly. But it is definitely more effective... right?*”
―*Goofy's Gag Gazette*, Toontown Library
The **$5 Bill** is the level three Lure Gag. It is a single target lure with low accuracy, and can be thrown up to 4 squares away (with a 2 square effective radius, and a maximum 6 square range). Lured Cogs remain lured for 3 turns.

Once a Toon earns 750 skill points, he/she will gain the Big Magnet.
Conference Call

None

**Conference Call** is a non-damaging Cog Attack. It is used solely by higher-tier Bossbots to summon other Bossbots onto the battlefield.

## Description

The Cog pulls out a large black handheld phone and dials rapidly.

If the Cog successfully summons another Bossbot, it tucks away the phone as the new Bossbot descends somewhere within 1 Square of the attacking Cog. The new Bossbot can be of a random level, up to the attacking Cog's level subtracted by 4.

* There is no minimum level to the Cog summoned, however it is highly unlikely for higher-tier Cogs to summon Level 3- Cogs.
* Note however that a Level 13+ Big Cheese has the ability to summon v2.0 Cogs randomly.
* If the attacking Cog has Cog Modifiers, the summoned Cog will also have a small chance to spawn with a Cog Modifier.
	+ This includes Executive Levels.

If the Cog fails to summon another Bossbot, it will show an angry emote, throw the phone onto the floor and stamp on it furiously.

## Phrases

* *"An associate of mine will attend to you shortly."*
* *"Any additional Cogs here are purely coincidental."*
* *"Consider this a team building exercise."*
* *"I think this forced acquisition will be best conducted with additional manpower."*
* *"I'm bringing some company to this company."*
* *"My associate will be seeing you shortly."*
* *"My subordinate will tend to you now."*
* *"Please disregard my associate. This is simply on-the-job training."*
* *"Please hold for my associate."*
* *"This engagement will be monitored for quality assurance."*
* *"Two heads are better than one."*
* *"Yes, we will be billing you double for this."*
* *"You Toons aren't the only ones with teamwork."*
* *"You'll have to excuse me for bringing in a tag team partner."*
* *"Your request has been transferred to an associate of mine."*
Elephant Trunk

“*Oh, the elephant trunk itself is made out of rubber and wax. We wouldn't try to stuff an elephant into a megaphone... or would we?*”
―*Goofy's Gag Gazette*, Toontown Library
The **Elephant Trunk** is the level five Sound Gag. It deals light damage to all Cogs in a 4 Square radius regardless of line of sight, and wakes up Lured Cogs. Once a Toon earns 7,500 skill points, he/she will gain the Foghorn.
Hop Fudge

**Hop Fudge** is a rabbit NPC Toon. She lives and works in The Ice Cream Parlor in Toontown Central's playground. She co-owns the building with Rocky Rhode, and gives out ToonTasks to upgrade Treasures in the player's Estate.

## Appearance

Hop Fudge is a Pink Rabbit with a vaguely hipster aesthetic: tortoise-shell glasses, a striped shirt colored like a neapolitan ice cream, and a dark brown vest. She walks around the Ice Cream Parlor to entertain guests.

## ToonTasks

### Estate Treasure Upgrade 1 (6 Laff)

* Visit Hop Fudge
* Visit Bo Nanapeel at Bo Nana Republic, Punchline Place
	+ Hit Trees around Toontown Central with Gags to collect 5 Bananas.
	+ Return to Bo Nanapeel
	+ Hit Trees around Donald's Dock with Gags to collect 5 Coconuts.
	+ Return to Bo Nanapeel
* Visit Fawn Due at Choc A Lot! Dessert Buffet, Punchline Place
	+ Recover 5 Blueberries from Ambulance Chasers (Anywhere, Guaranteed)
	+ Return to Fawn Due
* Visit Feather Duster at Tickle Machines, Silly Street
	+ Recover 3 Tiny Cog Gears from Micromanagers (Anywhere, Medium)
	+ Increase Chances of Obtaining Tiny Cog Gears to High by not using Squirt in battle
	+ Return to Feather Duster
* Deliver an Ice Cream Machine to Hop Fudge

### Estate Treasure Upgrade 2 (8 Laff)

* Visit Hop Fudge
* Return to Hop Fudge

### Estate Treasure Upgrade 3 (10 Laff)

* Visit Hop Fudge
* Visit Barry Medly at Berried Treasure, Elm Street, Daisy Gardens
	+ Recover 15 Strawberries from friends' Toon Estates
	+ Strawberries may be obtained by interacting with bushes in the Estates (up to 3 per friend)
	+ Return to Barry Medly
	+ Defeat 24 Cogs in Daisy Gardens
	+ Return to Barry Medly
* Return to Hop Fudge
* Visit Fawn Due at Choc A Lot! Dessert Buffet, Punchline Place
	+ Recover 3 Low-Fat Milk Cartons from Factory Foremen in the Sellbot Factory (High)
	+ Return to Fawn Due
* Return to Hop Fudge

## Quotes

### Full Ice Cream Meter

* Alright, Rocky, let's make it rain!
* We all scream for Ice Cream!!!
* Ice cream's on the house!

### Misc

* Who's up for ice cream?
* Gosh, I could eat ice cream all day! Except I'd have to go to the dentist...
* Have you tried our new flavor of the month: Merry Mango?
* Oh, don't mind Rocky. He's not very chatty, but he sure makes a good sundae!
* Who ordered the Fish Sundae?
Dr. Fret

**Dr. Fret** is a cat NPC Toon. He lives and works at Dr. Fret's Dentistry on Baritone Boulevard  in Minnie's Melodyland. He gives a ToonTask rewarding Teleport Access to Minnie's Melodyland.

## ToonTasks

### Teleport Access: Minnie's Melodyland

* Visit Dr. Fret
* Defeat 10 Number Crunchers in Minnie's Melodyland
	+ Return to Dr. Fret
* Defeat 10 Bean Counters in Minnie's Melodyland
	+ Return to Dr. Fret
* Defeat a Cashbot Building in Minnie's Melodyand
	+ Return to Dr. Fret

## Quotes

### ToonTask

* Obladi, oblada-aah! (Player name), you've interrupted my little dental procedure here! What's that? It's a request from J. S. Bark to grant you teleport access to this playground?
* I suppose I could help with that, of course. Playing the Nutcracker on my patient's teeth can always wait. But in return I could use your help with a little personal problem.
* Recently, I've started to advertise gold tooth fillings. Fancy stuff. Now that attracted a lot of Cashbots near my place, especially those no-good Number Crunchers. Something about wanting to "audit my latest acquisition of gold". Would it kill them if I told them I just got lucky getting Gold Fish on my latest Fish Bingo?
* Anyway. I digress. If you could get rid of them for me - say, 10 Number Crunchers, that would really make my day.

### Miscellaneous

* Always brush your teeth; rotten teeth only play sour notes!
* Don't forget: Floss three times a day, and you keep the toothache at bay!
* Name's Dr. Fret, musical dentist! If you've got cavities, The Yanks Are Coming!
Dr. Pulyurleg

**Dr. Pulyurleg** is a cat NPC Toon. He works and lives in Dr. Pulyurleg, Chiropractor on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

Dr. Pulyurleg is part of a ToonTask line for Postmaster Pete, rewarding the final Animation Frame for the player's third Gag track: Toon-Up or Sound.

## Appearance

Dr. Pulyurleg is a stout orange Cat wearing a Groucho Marx styled fake nose and glasses. He also wears a white collared shirt and purple shorts.
Captain Blue

**Captain Blue** is a crocodile NPC Toon. He is the owner and sole proprietor of Blue's Cruises in the Donald's Dock playground.

Captain Blue operates a ferry service between the Donald's Dock and Aloha Atoll playgrounds once the player has completed his ToonTask, which can be accessed after completing all Donald's Dock ToonTasks.

## Appearance

Captain Blue is a tall slate blue crocodile wearing a bright blue naval jacket and bicorne. Depending on whether the player has completed his ToonTask, he will either be crouched at the side of the ship with a set of tools, or standing confidently by its boarding ramp.

His ship, a bright blue cruise liner, is located at the easternmost side of the Donald's Dock, facing the open sea. If the player has not completed his ToonTask, the ship has several holes surrounding it, and is partially submerged in water. If the player has completed his ToonTask, the holes are patched with various pieces of Cog suits.

## ToonTask

### Unlock Aloha Atoll

*Main article: Story ToonTasks/Donald's Dock*
Prerequisite: Complete all Donald's Dock ToonTasks

* Visit Captain Blue
* Recover 5 Sheet Metal from Tier 3 Cogs or above (e.g. Yesmen) (Medium)
* Recover 5 Sheet Metal from Tier 5 Cogs or above (e.g. Downsizers) (Medium)
* Sneak into a Cog Warehouse and steal a Sheet Metal Crate

## Quotes

### Before Completing ToonTask

* Arrrgh. Sneaky Cogs took out my ship's hull! The Ol' Blue's Cruise ain't goin' nowhere!
* Of all the things to happen...
* Well, these repairs ain't gonna start themselves, aye?
Barnacle Bessie

**Barnacle Bessie** is a duck NPC Toon. She lives and works in Trim the Nail Boutique on Barnacle Boulevard in Donald's Dock.

Barnacle Bessie is the highest-rated SOS Toon using Drop gags in battle. She gives the first ToonTask rewarding a Gag Animation Frame for Drop, as the fourth Gag track that the player selects. She may also give random Just For Fun ToonTasks rewarding Drop Gag Experience points.

## Appearance

Barnacle Bessie is a lime green Duck dressed in a purple blouse and skirt. She has a small belt containing various make-up accessories, most notably a lipstick.

Her shop is a typical beauty salon decked out in lilac, with deep purple furniture and beauty products arranged along a shelf. However, the shop also contains a storage room filled with Drop gags, notably Big Weights, Safes, and one Grand Piano.

## ToonTask

### Drop Animation Frame 1

Barnacle Bessie first gives a lecture about Drop Gags and their use in battle. She then reveals a Cog dummy next to her, and uses a Sandbag on it, flattening it.

Following which, she sends the player on the following ToonTask:

* Visit Bluto at Heave Ho! The Mover Bros
	+ Collect 5 Empty Flower Pots from Bushes around Donald's Dock.
	+ These can be obtained by hitting a Bush with any Gag.
* Return to Bluto
* Return to Barnacle Bessie
	+ Defeat 5 Level 4+ Cogs
* Return to Barnacle Bessie

## SOS Toon

Barnacle Bessie is a 5★ Drop SOS Toon, the strongest SOS Toon using Drop gags, and one of the highest damage-dealing SOS Toons. She uses the Grand Piano gag on all Cogs in a 5 Square range, dealing 187 damage with medium accuracy.
Alec Tinn

**Alec Tinn** is a cat NPC Toon. He works in the Toon Hall in Toontown Central's Playground together with Flippy, was previously the host of the Presidential Elections in Toontown, and currently works as Flippy's personal assistant. He also owns a hot air balloon, which he may use sometimes to warn Toons about Cog Blimp invasions.

He gives a Reputation ToonTask to increase ToonTown Central's Reputation Level from 4 to 5, and is part of the ToonTask chain to increase ToonTown Central's Reputation Level from 9 to 10.

## ToonTask

### Toontown Central Reputation Level 5

Pre-Requisite: Toontown Central Reputation Level 4

* Visit Alec Tinn
* Visit Loony Louis at Used Clown Cars on Silly Street
	+ Recover 6 Car Keys from the Cogs in Toontown Central (Medium)
	+ Return to Loony Louis
* Visit Gearhead Gertie at Fifth Gear Machine Parts on Tickle Terrace
	+ Recover a Carburetor from Sellbots in Toontown Central (High)
	+ Return to Gearhead Gertie
	+ Recover a Car-butterer from Sellbots in Toontown Central (High)
	+ Return to Gearhead Gertie
	+ Deliver a Car-butterer to Loony Louis
* Return to Alec Tinn
* Visit Professor Pete at the Toontown Schoolhouse
	+ Minigame: Clear an obstacle course to find 3 Building Plans
	+ Use Gags to destroy Training Dummies along the way.
	+ Deliver the Building Plans to Alec Tinn
* Return to Alec Tinn
* Visit Lodge Master Luca at Toontown Clan Lodges on Tickle Terrace
* Visit Barker Corbett at Four Candles Cutlery on Tickle Terrace
	+ Recover 4 Fork Handles from Lawbots (Anywhere, High)
	+ Deliver the Fork Handles to Lodge Master Luca
	+ Visit Barker Corbett
	+ Recover 4 Candles from Lawbots (Anywhere, High)
	+ Deliver the Candles to Lodge Master Luca
* Return to Alec Tinn

## Quotes

### ToonTask

#### Toontown Central Reputation Level 5

* Welcome, welcome! Ah, it's been awhile since we've had guests in the Toon Hall since the last election.
* Me? I've been keeping very busy since the elections are over. Now that Slappy - bless his heart - is no longer with us, I've been taking up the role of Flippy's personal assistant. And unfortunately that does mean that there's a few errands to run around the town.
* I heard from the shopkeeps that you've been a great help to us so far. That's absolutely Toontastic! Toontown really needs more Toons like you.
* Now, I could use your help for a bit. Nothing crazy, just small mayoral duties.
	+ First up, I'll need you to check in with our old friend Loony Louis. We have a few guests coming in from Donald's Dock over the weekend, and we need a small fleet of clown cars to show them around the town in style.
Bossbots

“*They possess no real skills of their own, just the ability to push others around and stay on top. These power hungry piles of scrap like to hide behind their subordinates to let them take the heat, and aren't above pulling out a dirty trick or two to get ahead.*”
―The Cogs, Toontown Library
**Bossbots** are one of the five types of Cogs. Their headquarters, Bossbot Headquarters, is located next to Chip 'n Dale's Acorn Acres. Their symbol is faded brown striped tie, symbolizing that they are on the top of the Cog corporate ladder.

## Description

### Appearance

All Bossbots can be identified by their brown suit with a pinstripe pattern. Under this, they wear a brown shirt, with a dark brown pinstripe tie.

In Aloha Atoll, Bossbots wear an orange Hawaiian shirt with a striped pattern.

### Battle Strategy

In battle, Bossbots are fairly elusive and hide behind their subordinates, but attack from a long range. Bossbots tend to have more long-ranged attacks and attacks that bypass Obstacles than other Cog counterparts, at the expense of lower attack damage or accuracy.

Bossbots gain access to three unique abilities: **Positive Reinforcement**, which heals other Cogs, and **Demotivate**, which increases Cog resilience in battle. Higher level Bossbots also call in reinforcements when injured using **Conference Call**, drawing out the battle immensely.

## List of Bossbots

### Field Specialist Cogs

 Groupthinker | 5
 Dark Horse | 6
 Heavy Hitter | 7
 Showstopper | 8

## Chief Executive Officer

The **Chief Executive Officer**, commonly abbreviated as the *C.E.O.*, is the Cog Boss of the Bossbots. He is located within the Bossbot Clubhouse in Bossbot Headquarters. Toons can go in (with a Bossbot Cog Suit and enough Stock Options) and try to defeat him; if they do, they will be awarded Pink Slips.
Goofy's Gag Shop

**Goofy's Gag Shop**, also known simply as the *Gag Shop*, is a massive chain of gag supply stores, owned by Goofy. These shops are used as a method of letting Toons restock their gags. Goofy's Gag Shop sells every gag (excluding level 7 gags) for one jellybean per gag.

Gag shops can be found in all playgrounds except for Chip 'n Dale's Acorn Acres. Most of the gag shops are located near the playground's Trolley station, and are operated by 2 NPC clerks inside.

## Gag Shops

Each playground's Gag Shops can be identified with unique Gags being featured outside.

* Toontown Central Gag Shop: Cupcake, Bike Horn
* Donald's Dock Gag Shop: Seltzer Bottle, Anvil
* Daisy Gardens Gag Shop: Squirting Flower, Banana Peel
* Minnie's Melodyland Gag Shop: Bugle, Big Weight
* The Brrrgh Gag Shop: Big Magnet, Whole Cream Pie
* Donald's Dreamland Gag Shop: Juggling Balls, Safe
* Tempus Town Gag Shop: Birthday Cake, Grand Piano
Demotion

None

**Demotion** is a damaging Cog Attack that has the added effect of disabling the highest levelled Gag across all Gag tracks for 1 Turn. It is used by middle to high-tiered Bossbots in battle.

## Description

The Cog reaches out its hands and sends glimmering sparks toward the intended target.

When the attack hits, the Toon will be immobilized for a few seconds. The Toon will also have its highest levelled Gag from each of its respective Gag tracks disabled (this includes Level 7 Gags).

When the attack is avoided, the Toon jumps out of the way.

## Phrases

* *"I'm sending you back to the Mail Room."*
* *"It's time to bring you down a notch."*
* *"Looks like you're stuck."*
* *"This will go on your permanent record.'"*
* *"Time to bring you back down to reality."*
* *"Time to turn in your nameplate."*
* *"You won't be moving anytime soon."*
* *"Your current position is a little too good for you."*
* *"You're going nowhere fast."*
* *"You're in a dead end position."*
* *"You're going down, clown."*
* *"You're moving down the corporate ladder."*
* *"You're not going anywhere."*
Gag Trainers

**Gag Trainers** are NPC Toons that have been authorised by the Toon Hall to give special Just For Fun! ToonTasks rewarding Gag Experience. These ToonTasks can be accessed at any time, even if the player has not unlocked that particular playground yet.

They also dispense random tips about their specific Gag track when asked. More often than not, Gag Trainers double up as SOS Toons.

## Gag Trainer ToonTask Mechanics

Unlike most Just For Fun! ToonTasks, which have a fixed difficulty based on the playground you are in, Gag Trainer ToonTasks have a difficulty fixed based on two factors:

1. the highest playground the player has completed, and
2. the current Gag level that the player has.

Gag Trainer ToonTasks are divided into five difficulties, in ascending order of difficulty: Very Easy, Easy, Moderate, Hard, Very Hard. The harder the ToonTask, the higher the reward, and it is not uncommon for the highest difficulties to reward up to hundreds of points at once.

## Examples of Gag Trainer ToonTasks

### Very Easy

Expected Gag Experience: 5 - 15

* Defeat 5 Telemarketers
* Defeat 10 Cogs with at least 1 other Toon
* Defeat 10 Cogs in 10 minutes or less

### Easy

Expected Gag Experience: 25 - 50

* Defeat 5 Ambulance Chasers
* Defeat 10 Level 4+ Cogs with only Throw Gags
* Heal 12 Toons with Toon-Up
* Lure 12 Cogs with Lure

### Medium

Expected Gag Experience: 60 - 100

* Defeat 35 Cogs with at least 2 different Gag types
* Defeat 40 Cogs in 20 minutes or less
* Defeat 40 Cogs in 60 turns or less
* Defeat a 3+ Story Cog Building with 5 or less Gags remaining

### Hard

Expected Gag Experience: 150 - 250

* Help new Toons (34 Laff or less) defeat 15 Level 8+ Cogs
* Defeat 2 Directors of Logistics in less than 30 turns
* Heal 400 Laff with Toon-Up in a single battle
* Deal 800 damage with Throw in a single battle

### Very Hard

Expected Gag Experience: 400 - 600

* Deal 1,000 Resonance damage with Sound in a single battle
* Defeat 15 Public Defenders using only Sound Gags
* Knock 200 Lured Cogs off elevated platforms with Throw or Squirt Gags
Fox

**Fox** is a Toon species, and one of the thirteen Toon species in *Toontown Tactics*.

When foxes talk, they squeak. If a fox uses an invalid word in SpeedChat Plus and lacks any True Friends, the word will be censored by "ring-ding", "hatee-ho" or "ahee-ahee".

## Notable Foxes

> *Note: For a full list, see Category:Foxes*.
>
>

Notable NPC Foxes include

## Trivia

* The Fox's censorship words are based on the song The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) by Ylvis.
DJ Earplugs

**DJ Earplugs** is a bear NPC Toon. He lives and works in the Sounds Funny Recording Studio on Tickle Terrace in Toontown Central. He gives the first ToonTask rewarding a Gag Animation Frame for Sound.

He is also a Gag Trainer for Sound Gags, and may assign Just For Fun ToonTasks to the player in exchange for Sound Gag Experience.

## Appearance

DJ Earplugs is a Periwinkle Bear with a set of very large headphones. He has difficulty hearing the player at most times, and enjoys loud electronic music.

## ToonTask

### Sound Animation Frame 1

DJ Earplugs first gives a lecture about Sound Gags and their use in battle. He then reveals 3 Cog dummies spaced apart, and shows how a Bike Horn Gag can hit all 3 of them at once.

Following which, he sends the player on the following ToonTask:

* Defeat 3 Cogs (Anywhere)
* Return to DJ Earplugs
* Visit Will Wiseacre
	+ Recover an Audio Jack from Sellbots (Anywhere, High)
* Return to Will Wiseacre
* Return to DJ Earplugs
	+ Recover a Megaphone from Bossbots (Anywhere, High)
* Return to DJ Earplugs

## Quotes

### ToonTask

* DJ Earplugs in the house, ready to shake things up y'all!
* What?! Speak up, buddy!
* Oh, you're here for Sound training? Well, you've come to the right place. Sound just so happens to be my specialty. Beautiful piece of work, and it hits multiple Cogs at once! Perfect if you're lazy like me.
* Ah nuts. I'd help you, but I think my cable just broke. Could you pass this along to Will Wiseacre at Wiseacre's Noisemakers? He'd know how to fix this.
* Nice! I can hear my music again. What did you say again - oh, right. Sound. The Gags themselves are lovely, but they don't do much if they aren't loud enough. That's why all Sound Gags are used from a Megaphone.
* Come to think of it, I seem to have lost my Megaphone. I remember seeing Bossbots carry one to bark orders at other Cogs. Care to grab one from them?

### Misc

* Alright Toontown, put your hands u- oh, you didn't see that.
* This crossfade sounds very odd...
* Maybe one day Flippy will hire me to play at the Tooniversary celebration again!

## Trivia

* DJ Earplugs' shop is the only shop in Toontown Central with changing theme music.
	+ A giant play button located on a sound system can be pressed. Each time it is pressed, it cycles between several songs from Trolley games, namely Cog Thief, Ice Game, Trolley Tracks, Toon Escape.
	+ The soundtracks can be found here, along with other music from the Toontown Infinite project. Toontown Tactics does not own the soundtracks in any way.
Brain Storm

None

**Brain Storm** is a damaging Cog Attack that creates a damaging area on the battlefield that moves forward by 2 Squares every turn. It is the signature attack of the Micromanager.

## Description

The Cog reaches out its hands and creates a storm cloud at a target 2 x 2 Square area up to 2 Squares away. The storm cloud moves forward by up to 2 Squares per turn (to a maximum of +4 Squares), scattering damaging buzzwords onto all affected Squares below.

When the attack hits or glides over a target Toon, the Toon will flinch and take damage.

## Phrases

* *"And today's weather: Cloudy with a chance of despair!"*
* *"Hope you packed your umbrella."*
* *"How about a few rain DROPS?"*
* *"I call this a lightning attack."*
* *"I forecast rain."*
* *"I love to be a wet blanket."*
* *"I want to enlighten you."*
* *"I'm going to take you by storm."*
* *"It's starting to look quite gloomy for you."*
* *"Not so sunny now, are you Toon?"*
* *"Ready for a down pour?"*
Cog Summons

A **Cog Summons** is a reward that is awarded to Toons when they defeat the Chief Justice in the Lawbot Courthouse in Lawbot Headquarters.

Cog Summons have two different uses when used in and outside of a battle.

Outside of a battle, Toons can use a Cog Summons to summon either a group of Cogs, a Cog Building, or a Cog Invasion, depending on what Toons currently possess. All participating Toons in the Chief Justice boss battle usually receive the same type of Cog Summons. A Cog Summons can be activated by viewing the "Cog Gallery" page of the Shticker Book and then clicking on the evidence button next to the Cog - but can only be activated when a Toon is currently on a street. It cannot be used in a playground or in a Cog facility (except for a Cog Invasion summons).

In battle, Toons can use Cog Summons to summon inert Cogs. These Cogs are identical to other Cogs in terms of statistics, but occupy slots on the battlefield and do not act in any way for a fixed number of turns.

## Types of Summons

### Cog Summons

A regular Cog Summons allows a player to summon a specific type of Cog. When used, a group of 4 of that type of Cog, in its original level range, will be summoned.

When Toons defeat the Chief Justice, they can get anywhere from 2-5 types of Cog Summons, and 3 Cog Summons for each.

When used in battle, Toons summon 2 inert Cogs of that Cog type, at a random level range, that do not act in any way for 3 turns. These Cogs take up slots for other summoning Cog Attacks, e.g. Conference Call, preventing other Cogs from being summoned onto the battlefield if the maximum capacity for Cogs is met.

### Building Summons

When used in a street, a Building Summons calls down that specific type of Cog to occupy a Cog Building in that street (unless the street is already on its maximum capacity for Cog Buildings, in which case the Summons is not used up and an error message shows). The strength and difficulty of that Cog Building depends on the Cog summoned.

When Toons defeat the Chief Justice, they get anywhere from 1-2 Cog types worth of Building Summons, and 1 Building Summons for each.

When used in battle, Toons summon 3 inert Cogs of that Cog type, at a random level range, that do not act in any way for 5 turns. These Cogs take up slots for other summoning Cog Attacks, e.g. Conference Call, preventing other Cogs from being summoned onto the battlefield if the maximum capacity for Cogs is met.

### Invasion Summons

An Invasion Summons is the rarest type of Summons. When used, a Cog Invasion begins. It cannot be used there if is an existing Cog Invasion in the same district, and also cannot be used while in an invasion-safe district.

When Toons defeat the Chief Justice, they can get a maximum of 1 Invasion Summons for 1 specific Cog.

When used in battle, Toons summon 4 inert Cogs of that Cog type, at a random level range, that do not act in any way for 7 turns. These Cogs take up slots for other summoning Cog Attacks, e.g. Conference Call, preventing other Cogs from being summoned onto the battlefield if the maximum capacity for Cogs is met.
Flunky

**Preceded by:**

None

Pencil Pusher

“*Chunky, clunky, and definitely not spunky. They may get stepped on by other Bossbots, but they sure will try to step on you.*”
―*The Cogs*, Toontown Library
The **Flunky** is the lowest Cog on the Bossbot corporate ladder. They are the first Cog the player encounters in the Toon-torial, and appear in every neighborhood except Donald's Dreamland.

## Battle Starting Phrases

* *"My boss isn't happy with this fun of yours."*
* *"You're not going to like the way I work."*
* *"I'm going to need to use you to step up the corporate ladder."*
* *"You're going to look good on my resume."*
* *"I excel at Toon disposal."*
* *"I may just be a flunky – but I'm real spunky."*
* *"You're never going to meet my boss."*
* *"The boss is counting on me to stop you."*
* *"Let's see how you rate my job performance."*
* *"I'm gonna tell the boss about you."*

## Battle Rejecting Phrases

* *"I'm late for a meeting."*
* *"I'm not paid enough to handle this."*
* *"Pick on someone not your own size."*

## Attacks

### AI Behavior

* 3 Square movement range
* Primarily ranged attacks
	+ Will keep about a 2-3 Square distance from players if possible
	+ Never walks around Traps
* Attempt to cluster near other Bossbots

## Cog Disguise Promotions

* Level 1 - 100 Stock Options
* Level 2 - 130 Stock Options
* Level 3 - 160 Stock Options
* Level 4 - 190 Stock Options
* Level 5 - 800 Stock Options
Bamboo Cane

“*Only the finest Chinese Brouhaha Bamboo is used to make this cane, packed with enough natural Silly Particles to keep your feet nimble, and your friends entertained!*”
―*Goofy's Gag Gazette*, Toontown Library
The **Bamboo Cane** is the level four Toon-Up Gag that is used to heal all Toons in a 3 square radius. Once a Toon earns 2,000 skill points, he/she will gain the Pixie Dust.

The Bamboo Cane reveals when it is going to fail when the player trips over and stumbles mid-dance, and the music playing has an abrupt record scratch.

## Customization Options

The following are available visual customizations for the Bamboo Cane:
Anne Ville

**Anne Ville** is a pig NPC Toon. She lives and works in Rock Melon Sculpting on Maple Street in Daisy Gardens.

She is an SOS Toon using Drop Gags in battle, and gives ToonTasks rewarding Drop Gag Experience. She also provides a ToonTask rewarding a +2 Laff Boost.

## Appearance

Anne Ville is a tall purple pig wearing a tan beret and artist's smock on top of a white blouse and green jeans. She carries a toy hammer on her back.

Her shop resembles a sculpture garden, filled with various sculptures that Toons may find in their garden, as well as several unique statues such as Doodle poses and Cogs cowering in fear. In the front of her shop is a marble counter with a single stone cantaloupe on display.

## ToonTask

### +2 Laff Boost

* Visit Anne Ville
	+ Defeat 4 Glad Handers, Anywhere
* Return to Anne Ville
	+ Defeat 3 Movers & Shakers, Anywhere
* Return to Anne Ville
	+ Defeat a Two-Face, Anywhere
* Return to Anne Ville

## SOS Toon

Anne Ville is a 1★ Drop SOS Toon. She attacks by using the Anvil Gag in battle, dealing 35 damage to all Cogs in a 4 square radius, without line of sight.

## Quotes

### Misc

* Don't hit your head on the way out!
* I'm carving this statue's behind now. I guess you could say I'm hitting rock bottom.
* Some people love to take my services for granite. Heh heh.
* Thing about statues is that, unlike us, they stay idol for a very long time. Heh heh.
* Thing about metalwork is that you usually market to top brass. Heh heh.
Art

**Art** is a cat NPC Toon. He lives and works in Art's Smart Chart Mart on Seaweed Street in Donald's Dock. He is part of a ToonTask line for Melville, rewarding teleport access to Donald's Dock, and also gives a ToonTask rewarding a +3 Laff Boost.

## ToonTask

### +3 Laff Boost

* Visit Art
	+ Minigame: Draw out a Map
	+ The game resembles minesweeper / Skull Finder in the DA Offices: The player has a 6x6 grid, and the numbers indicate hazards. The player must reveal all empty grids that are not hazards.
	+ If the player hits a hazard, the map is reset and the player must reattempt the game again.
* Talk to Art
	+ Defeat 12 of either:
		- Level 4+ Lawbots, Anywhere
		- Level 4+ Cashbots, Anywhere
		- Level 4+ Sellbots, Anywhere
* Return to Art
	+ Go Fishing for 3 units of Octopus Ink (Common)
* Return to Art
Gus Gooseburger

**Gus Gooseburger** is a crocodile NPC Toon. He lives and works in Affordable Goosebumps on Walrus Way in The Brrrgh. He gives a ToonTask rewarding a +3 Laff Boost to the player.

## ToonTasks

### +3 Laff Boost

* Visit Gus Gooseburger
* Deliver a Greater Goosebump to Pat Bingsoo at The Kold Korean Dessert Store, Sleet Street
* Defeat one of the following (chosen at random, anywhere):
	+ 15 Tightwads
	+ 15 Name Droppers
	+ 15 Voodoo Programmers
* Return to Pat Bingsoo
	+ Minigame: Tangram puzzle with block shapes - complete 3 rounds of arranging these shapes into a perfect square. Shapes are random with each try.
* Deliver a Grapefruit Gelato to Fizzy Lizzy at Malt In Your Mouth Soda Fountain, Polar Place
* Recover a Ginger Grater from one of the following (chosen at random, anywhere, Medium):
	+ Corporate Raiders
	+ Legal Eagles
	+ Loan Sharks
	+ Minglers
	+ Installer Wizards
* Return to Fizzy Lizzy
* Defeat one of the following (chosen at random, anywhere):
	+ 15 Head Hunters
	+ 15 Spin Doctors
	+ 15 Money Bags
	+ 15 Two-Faces
	+ 15 Software Simians
* Deliver a Green Gingerbread to Gus Gooseburger
* Defeat one of the following (chosen at random, anywhere):
	+ 3 Big Wigs
	+ 3 Robber Barons
	+ 3 Mr Hollywoods
* Return to Gus Gooseburger
Firmware Upgrade

**Firmware Upgrade** is a non-damaging Cog Attack. It is used solely by higher-tier Techbots to promote other Cogs' levels in battle.

## Description

The Cog pulls out a gray laptop and pounds on the keys rapidly, while targeting a Cog in an adjacent square.

If the Cog successfully promotes another Cog, a red visual effect surrounds the targeted Cog as it increases in level.

* The target Cog cannot be promoted beyond the level of the attacking Cog.
* All Cog Health is restored to the target Cog upon a successful promotion.
* The target Cog cannot be promoted past the maximum level of its Cog type.
	+ E.g. a Level 4 Micromanager can only be promoted up to a Level 8 through repeated use of this ability, and not past Level 8.
* If the attacking Cog is an Installer Wizard or Root User, and the target Cog is promoted past the attacking Cog's level, it turns the Cog into a Version 2.0 Cog instead.
	+ Version 2.0 target Cogs cannot have a higher Cog level than the attacking Cog.
	+ Target Cogs that are already Version 2.0 Cogs and of an equal or higher Cog level than the attacking Cog are not affected by this ability.
	+ E.g. a Level 10 Installer Wizard can promote a Level 10 Big Cheese into a Level 10 V 2.0 Big Cheese.

If the Cog fails to promote the target Cog, it will show an angry emote, throw the laptop onto the floor and stamp on it furiously.

## Phrases

* *"Firm policy mandates that your promotion is long due."*
* *"I firmly believe it is time for an upgrade."*
* *"I firmly believe this will wear you out."*
* *"I hate to make things more difficult for you, but..."*
* *"I think you are overdue for a promotion."*
* *"It's difficult to be level-headed when you are being promoted."*
* *"Let us... level the playing field."*
* *"Leveling is always easier with friends."*
* *"There is, in fact, strength in numbers."*
* *"This is what you Toons call 'power-leveling'."*
* *"We will level you to the ground."*
* *"You need a firm grip on reality."*
* *"Your software is in dire need of an upgrade."*
Bonbon

**Bonbon** is a bear NPC Toon. He lives and works in the Sun Buns Bakery on Tidal Terrace in Aloha Atoll. He gives a ToonTask rewarding a Level 3 Strength Gag Booster.

## ToonTasks

### Gag Booster: Level 3 Strength

* Visit Bonbon
* Defeat 12 Cogs with Modifiers in Aloha Atoll
* Return to Bonbon
* Deliver a Cucumber Curry to Q. Cumberpatch at Sea Cucumber Grocers
* Defeat 16 Cogs with Modifiers in Aloha Atoll
* Return to Q. Cumberpatch
* Deliver a Chilled Cucumber Cake to Bonbon
Chip 'n Dale's Minigolf

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**Chip 'n Dale's Minigolf** is a sub-neighborhood located after Chip 'n Dale's Acorn Acres, which features access to the golfing activity via golf karts. This area serves the purpose of meeting up for golfing, as well as the location of the entrance to Bossbot Headquarters for advanced players.

Here, there are a total of 9 golf karts (3 for each of the 3 tournament types), with each holding up to 4 Toons.

 Features

The ground is mostly green grass, with several dirt paths. There are several trees scattered around the area. Immediately in front of you after entering the area is a path leading up to a center dirt area with a marble and gold statue in the middle. The statue is of Goofy bringing back his golf club to stike a ball.

### Golfing Areas

*Main article: Golfing*
Leading off from this center dirt area are three paths to the left, forward right and right.

* The left one leads to the area for "Walk in the Park", denoted by green flags at the side of the tunnel entrance to the golfing area. This is the easiest course for Toons, with 3 holes to play.
* The forward right one leads to "Hole-Some Fun", denoted by yellow flags. This is the intermediate golfing course, with 6 holes.
* The right one leads to "The Hole Kit and Caboodle", denoted by red flags. This is the hard course, with 9 holes.

There is also a pathway that is marked by a golden arch, called "My Way or the Fairway". This path consists of 9 holes of varying difficulties, going from easy to hard, and changes seasonally based on the latest golf tournament every month. This course is used for major golfing tournaments.

### Bossbot Headquarters Entrance

Straight ahead from the statue, although not having a path, is the Bossbot HQ tunnel - a dark ominous tunnel made up of dark ashen looking bricks that follow the theme of the HQ itself. Upon entering, you are taken to the courtyard of Bossbot HQ.
Cindy Cinnamon

**Cindy Cinnamon** is a horse NPC Toon. She lives and works in the Shiverin' Shakes Malt Shop on Sleet Street in The Brrrgh. She gives a ToonTask rewarding a +2 Laff Boost to the player.

## ToonTasks

### +2 Laff Boost

* Visit Cindy Cinnamon
* Recover 10 Large Gears from Level 9+ Cogs (Anywhere, Medium)
	+ Return to Cindy Cinnamon
* Visit Rocky Rhode at The Ice Cream Parlor in Toontown Central's Playground
	+ Collect 3 Ice Cream Cone treasures in Toontown Central's Playground
	+ Return to Rocky Rhode
	+ Recover 3 Pump Nozzles from the Sellbot Factory's Paint Mixer (Max 1 Per Run)
		- Pump Nozzles can be obtained by interacting with piles of scrap in the Paint Mixer Room
	+ Return to Rocky Rhode
* Deliver an Improved Ice Cream Maker to Cindy Cinnamon
	+ Defeat 20 Cogs in The Brrrgh
* Return to Cindy Cinnamon
Butler Bernie

**Butler Bernie** is a deer NPC Toon. He works in the Toontown Clan Lodges on Tickle Terrace in Toontown Central, and assists Lodge Master Luca with maintaining player Clans.

He also gives a ToonTask rewarding a +1 Laff Boost.

## Appearance

Butler Bernie is an aqua Deer dressed in a tuxedo.

## ToonTask

### +1 Laff Boost

* Visit Butler Bernie
* Defeat one of the following (assigned at random):
	+ 2 Pencil Pushers, anywhere
	+ 2 Bloodsuckers, anywhere
	+ 2 Penny Pinchers, anywhere
	+ 2 Telemarketers, anywhere
	+ 2 Code Monkeys, anywhere
* Return to Butler Bernie
* Defeat one of the following (assigned at random):
	+ A Yesman, anywhere
	+ A Double Talker, anywhere
	+ A Tightwad, anywhere
	+ A Name Dropper, anywhere
	+ A Voodoo Programmer, anywhere
* Return to Butler Bernie
Catching Game

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The **Catching Game** is a Trolley game. It can be played with 1 - 4 Toons.

## Objective

The objective is to catch as many fruits as possible in the given time, while avoiding obstacles. As fruit falls, their shadows are visible. Toons catch and eat the fruit to gain a point. Low-tier Cogs walk across the field. Anvils also fall and create the same shadow as fruit to confuse Toons, but they fall at a faster rate. If a Toon runs into a Cog or anvil, they will be knocked over and unable to move for a short 0.5s.

### Playground Modifiers

 Cog Slow
 Cog Freeze
In multiplayer, Freezes other Toons for 1s.

## Jellybeans

* Bonus for Perfect Score: +5
* Bonus for Perfect (Perfect Score + No Cogs/Anvils Touched): +10
* Bonus for Highest Score (in Multiplayer): +5
	+ Note: If a player already has Perfect/Perfect Score, they cannot get Highest Score.
Deprecate

**Deprecate** is a high-damaging, mid-ranged Cog Attack that reduces a target Toon's Gag damage output for 1 Turn. It is exclusively used by a variety of mid-to-high tier Techbots.

## Description

The Cog points its finger at a target Toon as a large red arrow falls from the sky onto the Toon.

When the attack hits, the Toon is flattened by the red arrow, taking damage, before reforming itself and recovering.

When the attack is avoided, the Toon jumps out of the way, and the red arrow crashes onto the floor harmlessly.

## Phrases

* *"All Toons are easily replaceable."*
* *"Careful, you're losing support, now."*
* *"Flagging you for immediate removal."*
* *"Give it about a minute before you're phased out."*
* *"I depreciate your efforts."*
* *"I'll have you replaced!"*
* *"Let's not leave any loose ends."*
* *"This software does not support you any longer."*
* *"Two, four, six, eight, who'd we want to deprecate? You!"*
* *"We're removing you to simplify our acquisition process."*
* *"You are about to become very obsolete."*
* *"You need a little self-deprecating humor."*
* *"Your efforts will not be recognized."*
Concert Circle

The **Concert Circle** is a Toon building located in Minnie's Melodyland's Playground. It is located in the center of the playground, and is unique to Minnie's Melodyland. It is overseen by the trio of J. S. Bark, Parkel Bell and Pavel Rotty.

The Concert Circle is an interactive, open-world event. Players can donate Jellybeans or Challenge Tokens to fill up the area's Concert Meter, after which the Concert Circle will play a music track depending on which NPC receives the highest donations.

## Description

The Concert Circle is a large, circular stage with a hemisphere-shaped dome protecting it from the elements, colored in vibrant pink. There are a total of 6 sets of 4 seats around where Toons can sit down and join a conversation with other Toons.

At its base is a marble-tiled floor in pink and purple - this is important as it defines the effective range for the Concert Circle's Toon-Up when the Concert Meter is full.

The three NPC Toons walk around the stage area, and can be talked to at any time to provide ToonTasks or receive donations.

## Concert Meter

The stage comes built with a Concert Meter. Unlike previous playgrounds, the Concert Meter has a "pie chart" showing which NPC has received the most donations: J. S. Bark in sienna, Parkel Bell in rose pink, or Pavel Rotty in lavender.

Toons can talk to any of the three to donate various amounts of Jellybeans or Challenge Tokens to add to the Meter. Toons can only do this once per hour:

 100 Jellybeans
 1 Challenge Token

### Full Meter

Once the Meter is full, the NPC with the most donations will exclaim "IT'S CONCERT TIME!" The playground's regular music will fade out, and loud music will play for the next four minutes depending on which NPC receives the most donations:

* J. S. Bark: Rock music will play.
* Parkel Bell: Upbeat blues music will play.
* Pavel Rotty: Orchestral music with an accompanying choir will play.

The NPCs then begin jumping up and down to the music. Any Toons that are inside the Concert Circle at the time will automatically bob and jump to the music, and instantly receive full Laff. Toons cannot donate Jellybeans or Tokens to the NPCs for a set period of time thereafter.

While inside the Concert Circle, Toons recover 15 Laff every 5 seconds.
Barber Bjorn

**Barber Bjorn** is a rabbit NPC Toon. He lives and works in Crop Top Barber on Elm Street in Daisy Gardens, and gives a ToonTask rewarding a +2 Laff Boost.

## ToonTask

### +2 Laff Boost

* Visit Barber Bjorn
	+ Recover Scissors from Bloodsuckers (Anywhere, Medium)
* Return to Barber Bjorn
	+ Recover Pomade from Glad Handers (Anywhere, Medium)
* Return to Barber Bjorn
	+ Recover Razor from Mover & Shakers (Anywhere, Medium)
* Return to Barber Bjorn
Head Waiter

**Preceded by:**

None

Chief Executive Officer

“*It keeps everything in 'mint' condition down in the Mints. You'd be hard-pressed (like the coins the Mint produces) to interrupt its work at any time.*”
―*The Cogs Volume 2*, Lullaby LibraryThe **Head Waiter** is a special Cog on the Bossbots corporate ladder, acting as a mini-boss fight for Toons. They appear only in the Bossbot Clubhouse in Bossbot Headquarters, as part of the first round of the boss fight against the Chief Executive Officer. It is encountered together with the **Head Chef**.

The Head Waiter is a tall and thin Skelecog wearing a white Bossbot Waiter suit, and donning a chef's hat. It occupies only 1 square of space on the battlefield.

The difficulty of the battle with the Head Waiter depends on the party's Variable Difficulty rating.

## Overview

*Main article: Chief Executive Officer*
The Head Waiter forms part of the boss fight against the Chief Executive Officer, and is encountered together with the Head Chef in the first phase of the boss battle. In battle, the Head Chef acts as a debuffer and healer for summoned Cogs, while the Head Waiter acts as a summoner and buffer for summoned Cogs.

Like with most Version 2.0 Cogs, the Head Waiter has 2 phases - a suit phase and a Skelecog phase. Each phase has anywhere from 600 - 900 HP. In both phases, the Head Waiter will have the same HP.

#### Passive Abilities

* **Full House**: If there are four or more Cog Waiters on the battlefield, the Head Waiter randomly grants one of them a bonus Action Turn before any Toons' turns.
* **Running The Pass**: If the Head Waiter is attacked in a turn, it will gain one free use of **Overclock** or **Promote** at the start of its Action Turn.
Antivirus

**Antivirus** is a non-damaging, low-accuracy and mid-ranged Cog Attack that recovers Cog Health to Cogs in a small area of effect, and removes all Lure effects from the same Cogs. It is one of two Signature Cog Attacks of the Installer Wizard, the other being Reformat.

## Description

The Cog pulls out a laptop, creating a squarish field emitting a soft blue glow. After furiously typing on the laptop, the blue glow brightens, and all Cogs within the area of effect have their HP restored and all Lure effects removed (if they are currently Lured).

## Phrases

* *"Defense is always the best offense."*
* *"Diagnosis complete. You're bug-ridden."*
* *"I guess my healing capabilities just flu over your head."*
* *"Let's stem the infection right here."*
* *"Let's take a look at that viral infection you have."*
* *"Looks like there's a nasty bug going around now."*
* *"Looks like this is not going viral after all."*
* *"Prevention is always better than cure."*
* *"Take two tablet computers and call me in the morning."*
* *"Time for a little system repair."*
* *"Time for protective measures."*