Arc 7 Quotes

## Episode 0

[00:31:23]

Kyle: "Could you give me a Perception roll, and five dollars, please?"

Jenny: "Pay to Win Dungeons and Dragons."

[00:38:00]

Gus: "You know, sometimes DnD campaigns have little breaks, sometimes you gotta go on Hiatuses, and sometimes you, you know, you have three sessions and then you don't play for a year."

[01:24:58]

Kyle: "Here's what I'll say: They're about to get back together, and divorces happen."

## Episode 1

[00:33:57]

Haley: "Such a proper little dragon, he loves a good SK model."

[00:36:04]

SK-73: "It's cool if I wear this?"

John: "Get it? Cool? I'm funny now."

[00:53:44]

John: "Can I, uhm... I would like to Prestidigitation my hand clean and just leave it, like, fingers in the water a bit, so it gets cold?"

Haley (distressed): "Why?"

John: "So it gets cold! I'm the ice cube!"

[01:08:12]

Gus: "Here's a little Behind the Scenes: Pax has been shaking his head the entire Mister scene."

Pax: "Someone's gotta."

## Episode 2

[00:31:24]

(After Deb just did a really cool thing)

Gus: "Why didn't I make Mister level 15? What was- what was going through my head?"

[00:34:32]

Jenny: "Say, hypothetically, a spectral horse came into being. Would this spectral horse be poisoned?"

Haley: "No. No, because the spectral horse didn't drink any degunking fluid. So, unless you'd like to feed some to the spectral horse..."

[00:40:31]

John: "I wanna use the wand on the turtle, and I would like the turtle to fail a Constitution saving throw."

Haley (laughing): "Well, you can't just- you can't just say it does."

Pax: "He's manifesting."

John: "I'm trying to use Portent Rolls correctly this time is what I'm saying."

[00:51:58]

Gus: "...and I'll try to say:"

Mister: "You, too!"

Gus: "But I'm underwater, so it's:"

Mister: [bubbling]

[01:08:51]

Haley: "Your movement is halved under water."

Gus: "Every day I scream and cry."

[01:24:50]

Sahuagin: "That's a little bit of a stereotype, I think. That big water monsters don't like their kids."

## Episode 3

[00:22:19]

Gus: "I like how Kyle appologised for trying to save children, and then Pax is appologising for rolling dice."

[00:23:19]

Kyle: "If I know [that people fall into the room], can I attempt to, like, jump off of a wall and catch people as they come down?"

Haley: "What?"

Jenny: "He wants to catch Mister in his arms! Let him try!"

[00:25:51]

Haley: "Intensely funny, because as soon as you [prepare to catch your party members], you hear a buzz from the ceiling and slowly descending, like an elevator, is a big disk with a robot."

Sir Mister: "Oh, well, guess we just, uh, scoot out of the way for that one, uh-"

Thavius: "This one is fine."

SK-73: "Don't mind me, gentlemen."

[00:35:41]

Sir Mister: "Damn wizards."

Thavius: "Careful! There's one in here!"

Kyle: "I cover Skeventy's ears."

[01:00:07]

John: "Cube's got brain?"

Haley: "Again, feels weird, cube - apparently - got brain. Probably, just, like, you know, a little net of brain cells kind of across the whole thing."

John: "Ohhh, spread brain."

## Episode 4

[00:09:48]

Kyle: "Gus. We both missed the opportunity last session to shout 'Ooze your daddy?'."

[00:31:45]

Sir Mister: "Skeventy, what does Conjuration magic do?"

SK-73: "I'm a librarian, not a mage!"

[00:48:25]

Kyle: "You hear in your head..."

Thavius (softly): "Fuuuck."

[01:06:29]

Gus: "Thavius goes 'Oh that's wrong!' and reopens the eyes [of the child]."

Kyle: "Actually that was a Nat 1, so yeah."

[01:17:49]

Sir Mister: "You're just gonna fall apart one day, dude."

SK-73: "Oh you are, too!"

## Episode 5

[0:10:48]

Thavius: "It would be ruining my reputation to make things easy."

[00:24:39]

John: "I don't know, tell me if this is a shot in the dark, I don't know if this will be anything."

Haley: "Ok, I love shot in the dark."

Gus: "Is this literally a shot in the dark?"

[...]

Kyle: "Skeventy pulls out a gun."

Jenny: "Skeventy would pull out a gun."

John: "Story's over."

Gus: "Can this be how the arc ends? Middle of the villain speech, Skeventy pulls out a gun and BAM!"

[00:49:24]

Jenny: "I'd like to 4d8 this old woman."

[00:59:04]

Jenny: "You have Mobile, too?"

Kyle: "Yeah."

Jenny: "Pop off, king."

John: "Dance on that grease."

[01:28:59]

Gus: "Haley's gonna make you run through a wall of dice to do it, but you're gonna do it!"

[01:32:51]

Kyle: "Everyone just remember that big damage is still good."

Haley (laughing): "No matter what happens to Thavius."

Kyle (surpressed laughter): "Thavius has lived long enough."

## Episode 6

[00:35:49]

John: "I would like to say-"

SK-73: "If it's alright with everyone, I think the birthday boy and I are going to take the scenic route home."

[00:41:28]

John: "And I'm gonna hand over Arthur and I'll go-"

SK-73: "Just as ordered."

[00:53:45]

Gus: "Mister takes a moment, as a realisation dawns over him, and he stares at Hope with wide eyes and an agape mouth, and he goes-"

Mister: "Gem Lovejoy is your mother?"

[00:54:55]

Mister: "If people shudder at your last name, it's just because they haven't gotten to know your first name yet."

[01:05:34]

Thavius: "You are one of the the only people I can say for certain, no matter what did happen, you were a good person, during whatever you don't remember."

[01:19:31]

Deb: "I would prefer to um... maybe, keep it a little more stable, though. Maybe just travel with one party. ...I mean you guys, assholes."

[01:28:06]

Thavius: "And whatever I do, after I bring you back, will still be an extension of your will."