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DPDA Case No. 104

The 104th case of the DPDA was in regards to the disappearance of their beloved co-worker - Vlad Petrov. The following case file is written by Denzel Pepper.

## Case File

It was a beautiful day. The 27th of April 2022. Me and Cecil were dancing in my office, having a mad old time, drinking rum, smoking cigs and sniffing glue. We decided we should go o'er to the annex to check in on our H.R. department (Chris Butter, Derek Hobbs, and Vlad Petrov.) When we got there, we noticed that Vlad wasn't there, which isn't unusual. However, we were informed by Chris Butter that Vlad hadn't been in since the beginning of the new work term. Shit. Me and Cecil looked at each other, sharing the same thought. What if Vlad has once again faked his death and moved to another place?

Me, Tim and Cecil ran over to the DPDA Office, where Benjamin was situated. We were excited to start our first case in three months. We told Benjamin about this news and he was shocked. He said that he got a call from Vlad three days ago shouting ''Pomozi mi brate moj!'' He did not know what it means, but Tim (who was fluent in all Slavic languages) understood that that meant ''Help me, my brother!'' Shit. Now, we no longer thought that Vlad faked his death, rather that he had gone missing.

We got straight to work, we decided to form a list of all of Vlad's known enemies, however, Benjamin suggested that instead, we made a list of Vlad's known allies. Immediately, our minds went to his brother, Rafael, who lived with Vlad. We decided that we had to make our way to Vlad's house, which none of us have ever been to before. We were quite scared, but we had to go on. We got in my 1986 white Lincoln Town car, and got on our merry way.

We arrived at the outside of Vlad's house and immediately noticed how run down it was. We tried opening the rickety wooden door, but it would not open. We knocked and knocked for hours. ''Vlad! Rafael?'' we shouted over and over again. Eventually, we gave up. There was a window which had about 10 lucozades on the window-sill. I hope Vlad didn't drink them all in one go. Tim suggested we go round the back and look at Vlad's garden. When we got there, we saw something strange. Snow covered his garden, but only his. There was a little fabric snowman on a bench, which led me to believe that it was synthetic snow. Cecil was very amused, and cried tears of laughter.
The Thornton Zeppelin

The Thornton Zeppelin was created in 1992 (on an island of the coast of Northern Ireland) by the joint effort of William Tansworth, Thornton Weaponry and, designer, Henderson Scunthorpe (Uncle of Jasper Scunthorpe). It could defend itself from many an air battle by the sheer amount of armour on it. Its first launch was in 1993 and William somehow ended up on a private trip to the Caribbean. Henderson worked on the Zeppelin for later years especially after Jebidiah Thornton became CEO of Thornton group.

## The Thornton Zeppelin

### Location

An island of the coast of Northern Ireland

### Inhabitants

Henderson Scunthorpe
Former Thornton Weaponary employees

The Zeppelin blew up during the events of The First Thornton Aerial Fight and was later rebuilt by Henderson and a crew of former Thornton Weaponry employees (they chose to side with Henderson due to their loyalty to him in the operation). The upgraded Zeppelin is armed with Gatling guns, turrets, a thermal canon and a weapons room for all weapons provided by Thornton Weaponists. Jasper Scunthorpe, DeSaad pepper and Wilfred Pebble also joined in to make sure the operation was not interrupted by Jebidiah and his cronies.
Chelsea Branch

Chelsea Branch was a branch of Thornton Stationery from 1948 - 7th of April 1995. It merged with the Notting Hill Branch to become Kensington and Chelsea Branch as a part of Jedidiah Thornton's plan to cut on costs.

Employees before Merger in 1995:

**Management**

* William Tansworth - CEO
* Samuel Clint - Branch Manager

**Sales Team**

* Barry Addams - Salesperson
* Jerry Stamford - Salesperson

**Accounting Team**

* Harold Fillmore - Chief Accountant
Doody Morgan

Jerry ''Doody'' Morgan (born 23 August 1993) is the Regional Director of Sales at Thornton Stationery Company - Lambeth Branch, and an aspiring acoustic musician. Doody began writing songs when he was 14, about his hometown, Hull, and how fucking beautiful it is. He performed his song ''Hull is fit'' at the school talent show, and got a standing ovation. This is mainly because the song is right, that Hull is fit.

## Doody Morgan

### Aliases

The Top FiddlerThe Hunky Funky Fuck

Goldie Locks

### Affiliation

Hull (1993 - present)Thornton Stationery (2013 - present)

### Occupation

Salesman at Thornton Stationery Lambeth BranchSinger/Songwriter

## Appearances

### Debut

2013

In 2011, Doody attended the University of Hull and graduated three years ahead of schedule due to his Hull Patriotism. During this time, Doody began writing loads of new sexy songs. In 2013, Doody made a difficult choice and moved to Lambeth. However, Doody would soon fall in love with Lambeth. A few weeks after moving there, Doody was hired as the Regional Director of Sales for Thornton Stationery Lambeth Branch. This is when Doody began working on his 2019 album, Lambeth Tales.

The album in question was released in June 2019, and hit 70 on the UK country/polka charts. The album was released by one of Thornton's many divisions, Thornton Records Inc. Doody cried happy tears when he saw the results. Later in June he was invited on Thornton Top of the Pops, a show that is available only for Thornton Employees and shows off the musical talent of Thornton Employees.
Simon Handforth-Pebble

Simon "The Kitten" Handforth-Pebble (born 18th October 1945) is a billionaire and AI coder who is currently retired.

## Simon Handforth-Pebble

### Aliases

The Handy Man
The Kitten

Lickle Kitten

### Affiliation

Handforth Inc.
Thornton Stationery Company

## Appearances

### Debut

2023

Simon was born in Handforth, Cheshire to James Jerry Handforth and Billy Pebble. They were a relatively poor family living on a council estate but Simon was (as opposed to his parents) an optimist and always looked at the bright side of life and saw every mistake he made as a new way to improve. He never made the same mistake twice due to his somewhat strict ideals. The children living on the estate with him looked up to him and viewed him as somewhat of an emperor. He made most decisions for his gang and even started a radio station with them (named Pebble FM) when he was 16. In the same year he met Janice Butterworth who would later become his girlfriend.

Simon was autistic and was diagnosed when he was 21. His special interest was in coding and cars. His girlfriend revealed that she had a son which shocked Simon as he wasn't ready for a child yet so he sadly left them. His son later grew up to be Wilfred Pebble and they would later meet in life.
Manchester Branch

The Manchester Branch of Thornton Stationery Company is the best performing branch in the UK, and 24th best performing branch in the world. It was the first branch founded in the north of England, in June 1934, replacing a butcher's shop.

## Employees

**Management**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Jacquees Higgins - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Nigel Sinclair - Regional Sales Director
* Stefan Beckett - Sales Team Leader
* Oliver Kruger - Sales Representative
* Luke Haynes - Sales Representative
* Sammy ''The Geezer'' Snow - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Armacio Salamandre - Chief Accountant
* Æðelstan Fairburne - Accountant
* Louella Faircloughe - Accountant

**Marketing Team:**

* Osgar Strudwicke - Director of Marketing
* Hedley Hambletone - Marketing Consultant

**Human Resources Team:**

* Presley Alfredsone - H.R. Team Leader
* Steven ''Oggy'' Ogden - H.R. Representative
* Tommy McKenna - H.R. Representative

## Former Employees

**Quit**

* Hugo Higgins - Salesperson (1988 - 1995) & Branch Manager (1995- 2009)
* Conrad Evans - Salesperson (1995 - 2004)
* Saul Gibbons - Salesperson (1986 - 1995)

**Fired**

* Victor Strongbow - H.R. Rep (1989 - 1999) - Fired for excessive weed usage
* Jesse ''Life-Man'' Johnstone - Salesperson (1989 - 1999) - Fired for causing a fire
* ''Beautiful'' Bradley Stevenson - Accountant (1990 - 1995) - Fired by Hugo Higgins
* Sydney Sinclair - Salesperson (1983 - 1992) - Fired for kidnapping the paperwork for an important account and firing a gun at the CEO of Cragglethorne Stationery
* Gonzo - Cleaner - (1985 - 1991) Fired for not cleaning
* Taron Wheelan - Regional Manager (1987 - 1999)

## Gallery

Jacquees Higgins in front of the old Manchester Branch Building, 30th of September 1995Manchester Sales Team talking to Amadeus Fairbourne
Marshall Stationery Industries

Marshall Stationery Industries is an office supply/stationery company founded in 2009 by Elvis Marshall. The company has made an enormous profit since its founding, and has overtaken Thornton Stationery Ltd. Unltd. several times in sales.

The company was founded by a former Thornton Stationery salesman, Elvis Marshall who was angry at Jebidiah Thornton because during a company party Jebidiah shat in Elvis' drink, which Elvis then drank.

## Branches

* Kensington & Chelsea Branch
* Croydon Branch
* Kingston Upon Thames Branch
* Wolverhampton Branch
* Dorset Branch
* Edinburgh Branch
Christopher Cashmere

Christopher Cashmere

Thornton Stationery Company

H.R. Rep (1991 - 1998)

Christopher Cashmere (born 17th of February 1954) is an Undercover Detective, and former HR Rep at Thornton Stationery Kensington and Chelsea Branch from 1991 to 1998. He is better known as the Cashmere King.

Christopher Cashmere was and still is a member of the DPDA from 1991 to this day. Cashmere was an undercover detective, who went by the name of the Cashmere King. According to Cecil Longstaff ''He always wore cashmere and always looked a million dollars.''

The King drives a 1977 White Chrysler, which he affectionately dubs ''The Cashmere Car''. The King is a great fan of Luciano Pavarotti. At the 1990 world cup, The King kissed Pavarotti's hand whilst he was walking back to the dressing rooms.
DPDA Case No. 3

The third DPDA Case occured on the 8th February 1989. It was the debut case of Tim Crescent, who had been a member of Denzel and Cecil's Disko gang. The Case Report was written by Benjamin Sellars, and is as following:

## DPDA Case No. 3

### Performers

Denzel PepperCecil Longstaff

Tim Crescent

Benjamin Sellars

Patrick Olatunji

## Introduction

On the 8th of February 1989, myself (Master Benjamin Sellars), Master Denzel Pepper, Master Cecil Longstaff, and new member of the DPDA, Master Timothy Crescent were sat in the centre of Sheffield scouting for criminal wrong-doers. Mr. Pepper stood high and mighty in his black silk trousers, blue suede shoes, premium quality denim jacket, black turtleneck jumper, golden Tom-Jones style necklace, and curtains which rose 3 inches above his head. Mr. Longstaff was wearing a brand new mustard yellow shirt, dark brown zip-up coat, stylish flared trousers, hunting boots, and illustrious black curtains which framed his pretty face. Mister Crescent wore an outfit similar to Denzel's, however he bore no jacket, and no jumper, rather a white tank-top.

At 10:12 PM, we were sat drinking the Belgian lager Stella Artois at a local pub. Suddenly, out of the corner of our eyes, we saw a small, obese man walking down the road, throwing his rubbish on the floor. Littering. Mr. Pepper heroically rose up and proclaimed ''Littering? This is a case for the DPDA.'' Mr. Crescent calmly rose up, and walked to the knife shop accross the street. He came out with a brand new Jamaican chain and a large machette, which he was delicately brandishing. Mr. Pepper shouted ''TO THE PEPPER-MOBILE''.

We walked over to Mr. Pepper's Lime Green Trabant 601, besides Tim who ran at a constant speed with the Pepper-Mobile. At 10:15 PM, the perpetrator arrived at his house. Mr. Pepper ordered that we wait for a while, and then break down his front door. Mr. Crescent was so disgusted with the perpetrator that he went in there all alone. Mr. Crescent ran to the house and performed a triple front-flip which instantly broke down the door. Mr. Crescent then went into the living room, where the criminal scum was watching a taped episode of Coronation Street. Mr. Crescent grabbed him by the collar of his shitty jacket, with the machette against his throat. The criminal scum was squirming, on the verge of tears. ''This'll teach you not to litter you fucker.'' Mr. Crescent then spat on the man, and brought him into the Pepper-mobile.

## Aftermath

The Criminal (Identified as Patrick Alton Olatunji) was sentenced to 3 months of community service, spanning from the 15th of February 1989 to the 15th of April 1989. The DPDA still stood victorious over criminal scum shuch as Patrick Olatunji.

Case Report written on 25/02/1989.
The Five Unreadables of Lichtenstein

A Sumerian Tablet - 3420 BCE

The Very Hungry Caterpillar - 1954

The Unknown Fifth - Unknown, though it predates all other books

### Creator

Unknown, though it is thought that James Joyce wrote Ulysses: The Extended Cut. Mr. Official also claims that a white snake gifted him the Unknown Fifth

### Used by

Bartholemew Cruiz De Alleforth the Fifth
Robin Reginald

Jasper Scunthorpe

Mr. Official

Sobek (Possibly)

James Joyce

### Debut

2021

The Five Unreadables of Lichtenstein are a selection of five novels written in five different countries. They were collected by Bartholemew Cruiz De Alleforth the fifth, owner of a plot of land and a castle in North eastern Spain, who was a known tyrant and enjoyer of books. After his demise at the end of the 19th century, the books fell into obscurity until they were collected and stored in a library in Lichtenstein. It is unclear who the person was behind the collection, and what their motive was.

In 1993, a young Mr. Official was discovered in a crate holding the Unknown Fifth book. It is unclear how he managed to get the book but Mr. Official claimed that a white snake gifted him the book. Mr. Official was also discovered to have traces of MDMA in his system, so it's possible he hallucinated the drug.

Robin Reginald later stole these books to try and read them however, Jasper Scunthorpe, Alfred Lennie, DeSaad Pepper and Wilfred Pebble later robbed Robin of these books (with Wilfred and Jasper returning them to the library they originated from).

Most of the Novels have been attempted to be translated (excluding the unknown fifth book, due to it's language being very complicated), the closest was Ulysses (due to a first book already existing) however, James Joyce was literacy master which made anyone who tried to read the extended version get brain damage. The Very Hungry Caterpillar could also be translated, although apparently the book has a thousand year old virus inside. Similarly with the Book of Sobek, their is a curse with the book about a Cult of Sobek following the person who dares try and read the book.

## The Novels

* The Book of Sobek - From Egypt in Hieroglyphics
* Ulysses: The Extended Cut - From England in English
* A Sumerian Tablet, copied into a book
* The Very Hungry Caterpillar - From Ethiopia in an unknown language
* The unknown Fifth
The Underground

On the 13th of July - 30th of October 1985, Denzel Pepper was walking in the streets of Hebden Bridge, when he ran into an underpass. He felt bored, and decided to walk under the underpass. He walked for about ten minutes, until he came into a vile stench. The path was dimly lit, but visible. Denzel tripped over into a large heap of excrement. He felt disgusted, so he began to cry. But he was not alone. There were hundreds of people there. The foul stench of sweat and vinegar hung in the air. Dead beatles lied scattered on the floor. Denzel ran, and ran, being laughed at by the other people there, who seemed to have given up escaping. After half an hour of running, the light had gone, so Denzel had decided to settle down against the wall and sleep.

Denzel awoke with a warm and sticky substance trickling down his back. Denzel was frightened by this, thinking that one of the oddious humans that lied there had pissed on his back. Denzel was convinced that Elroy Crookes had poisoned him with some evil substance, which had made him hallucinate the entire thing. However, Elroy Crookes had no connection with this. Denzel continued running, his hands were like sodden cardboard. His clothes were infested by the horrible stench of death and sweat. His skin was clouded by thick, dark, smog. The seconds turned to hours, and the hours turned to days. And the days got longer by the second. He walked for at least 8 hours a day, trying to get out and see the sun, hoping that he would be clean again. But he knew he'd never be clean again.

15 weeks had passed. 15 weeks with the same shirt on. A vinegary smell had began forming on Denzel, taking life. His hair hung greasy, and he smelt obscene. He had grown an unkempt, dirty beard. His shoes had broken, and he had to resort walking in his socks, which ripped on the very first day. His feet were covered in cuts from the pieces of broken glass and ragged stones on the floor. The air was stagnant, sickening in one sniff. Denzel felt defeated. He wanted to wake up once again to net curtains blowing slighty in the breeze, with the smell of lemon and lime filling his lungs. He was driven to near insanity.

On the 30th of October 1985, Denzel saw the light of day. As soon as he left the underpass, he fell to the floor and began uncontrolably sobbing. He walked to his mother's house, and immediately collapsed on his bed. His stench polluted the room. Denzel cleaned himself. But deep inside, he knew he'd never ever be clean again.
Miscellaneous Events

**The 1993 promotional trip to the Rhine, 23 February - 5 March 93'**

In February of 1993, Denzel Pepper was promoted to Regional Director of Sales, and decided to organise a promotional trip to the Rhine. In this trip, they would ride down the Rhine River to raise money for charity. The trip was an immense success and raised £25,000 for charity. This helped get Cragglethorne Stationery worldwide 1.3 million more clients.

**The 1993 Promotional Trip to St. Petersburg, 8 November - 26 November 93'**

In the last days of October, Denzel Pepper and Cecil Longstaff planned a promotional trip to St. Petersburg to popularise Cragglethorne in the Russian Federation. In September of 1993, a new branch was opened in St. Petersburg. Denzel, Cecil, Julia and Fred went on the trip as they were the best salespeople at the time, and the only members of the Promotional Trip Committee.

**The 1994 Promotional Trip to Switzerland and Northern Italy, 24 April - 5 May 94'**

In late April of 1994, the Cragglethorne Staff organised another trip, this time to Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and Northern Italy. Whilst Denzel was driving the lads to Switzerland, they were confronted by a drunken Bavarian man named ''Jaffa Warton'' who tried to seduce them into sexual intercourse. They arrived to their hotel in Switzerland on 23rd April, where they were almost murdered by the hotel manager, who turned out to have just gone insane because he dropped his £900 Gucci Perfume.
Emile Jovan

Thornton Stationery Company (2021 - Present)

Emile Jovan (born 17th July 2000) is the Receptionist for Thornton Stationery Kensington & Chelsea Branch.

Emile was born and lived in Bryne until the age of 7. He was renowned by locals for his immense strength, athleticism, and height at such a young age.
Lambeth Branch

The Lambeth Branch was founded in the late 50s, established shortly after Vauxhall Branch. It is the tenth most successful branch in London, however one of the poorest because Jebidiah Thornton disliked Lambeth in the 80s, and never lifted his grudge. Thus, the branch has to use computers from 1995 and cameras from the 1980s.

## Employees:

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Patrick Jones - Regional Branch Manager/Ranger

**Sales Team:**

* Doody Morgan - Regional Sales Director
* Jimmy Croughton - Sales Representative
* Benedict Chambers - Sales Representative
* Danny Walsh - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Amanda Haran - Chief Accountant
* Henry Shelley - Accountant

**Human Resource Team:**

* Marmaduke Dalton - H.R. Team Leader
* James Fish - H.R. Representative
Kingston upon Thames Branch

The Kingston upon Thames Branch is a branch located in the royal borough of Kingston upon Thames, in London. The Branch was founded in the early 60s shortly after Notting Hill Branch was opened.

During the July 2020 Staff photos, only six employees turned up. It had turned out that the regional Manager put August 2020 instead of July 2020. Staff photos were taken for the rest of the staff with blue, green and brown backgrounds in August.

## Employees upon dissolution

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Peter Brown - Regional Branch Manager
* Lucius Fox - Assistant Regional Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Susan Mackey - Regional Sales Director
* Johnny Cobblepot - Sales Team Leader
* Jason Dandelion - Sales Representative
* Ernest Wiggleton - Sales Representative
* Barnaby Berrycloth - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Phil de'MonteCarlo - Chief Accountant
* Todd O'Sullivan - Accountant
* Mortuus Pulchellus - Accountant

**Marketing Team:**

* Lorenzo Terrance - Marketing Consultant
* Oliver Sutton - Marketing Consultant

**Human Resource Team:**

* Lawrence Epsilon - H.R. Team Leader
* Jack Grease - H.R. Representative
* Silas O'Slither - H.R. Representative
Kensington Gov. Wiki

**Welcome to the Official Thornton Stationery Company Website!**
Thornton Stationery Company is an office supply company (Not to be confused with Thornton Office supplies, Thornton Weaponry or any other companies with similar titles).

Made with love by Bruce from IT (and Simon!), and dedicated to the Thornton Staff.

<3

**Here are some Important Pages:**

* Thornton Stationery Company
* Montgomery Thornton
* Hugo Higgins
* Bruce The IT Guy

**Top 10 Best Performing Branches:**

1. Birmingham Branch
2. Kensington & Chelsea Branch
3. Toronto Branch
4. Manchester Branch
5. Paris Branch
6. Glasgow Branch
7. Camden Branch
8. Lambeth Branch
9. Watford Branch
10. Salford Branch
The Chocolate Diskoteers

The Chocolate Diskoteers were a gang based in various places around London who attended Diskotheques (and later raves) from 1988 to 1992.

## Members

* Denzel Pepper (August 1988 - July 1992)
* Sally ''Six Eyes'' Weller (August 1988 - November 1990)
* 'The Rum King' David Costello (August 1988 - January 1990)
* Beefy Gary O' (August 1988 - July 1992)
* Cecil Longstaff (September 1988 - July 1992)
* Cray-Cray Owen (September 1988 - June 1991)
* Big Daddy McKenzie ( October 1988 - January 1992)
* Tim Crescent (November 1988 - July 1992)
* Ian Portabello (February 1989 - July 1992)
Tower Hamlets Branch

Tower Hamlets Branch is the third best performing London-Based Branch of Thornton Stationary, just behind Camden and Kensington & Chelsea. The Branch was founded in 1944 as Bethnal Green Branch. In 1967, the Branch merged with Stepney Branch and Poplar Branch to form Tower Hamlets Branch.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Montgomery Thornton - CEO
* Alen Wretcham - Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Chris Watson - Sales Team Leader
* Peaches Greenwood - Sales Representative
* Sheldon Beaverbrook - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Gareth Connolly - Chief Accountant
* Gary Stull - Accountant
* Brody Windsor - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Dick O'Driscoll - Director of Produce Oversight
* Eugene Yates - Customer Service Representative

**Human Resources Team:**

* Jeronicus Clay - H.R. Team Leader
* Chase McQueen - H.R. Representative
* Xander Clark - H.R. Representative

## Gallery

Eugene and Dick in the photo studio, June 2021Tower Hamlets Sales Team, October 2021Tower Hamlets Sales Team December 2021
Jip (2020)

Jip is a dog and companion to the Doctor.

## Jip

**History**

Jip’s history and background are unknown.

**Personality**

**Story**

Jip is a pet and companion to the Doctor. He helps the Doctor perform surgery on the squirrel. Later, Jip is brought to the palace where he reveals that the queen was poisoned by deathly nightshade. Jip was then assigned to keep watch over the queen
Cleethorpes Posse

The Cleethorpes Posse are a dangerous group based in the maritime town of Cleethorpes in the East Lincolnshire Region. The gang are close allies of the West Grimsby Massive as well as relatives of the Longstaff family. Similarly to the West Grimsby Massive, the Cleethorpes Posse often wear leopard print silk shirts, however they also wear other items of clothing such as polo shirts, parkas and windbreakers.

## Members

* Kai Koi - Leader
* Daragh Koi - Muscle
* Eugene Koi -
* Quincy Koi -
* Tamara Koi -
Sun Wu Feng

Sun Wu Feng (born 12th July 1992) is a salesperson for Thornton Stationery Haringey Branch. Sun Wu is one of the highest performing salespeople at the branch and is expected to be promoted to the Sales Team Leader within the coming months, taking the place of Jefferson McAfee who is expected to leave the branch. Sun Wu was born in Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia to his parents of Thai descent, Sun Wu Feng Sr and Hathai Feng.
Vincent Valentine

Laughing Boy

Ladies' Man

Maureen

The Babysitter

Turkey Momma

Hull Leisure Centre

The Indian Government

The Chocolate Funkateers

The Labour Party

Druid

Vincent Wilfrid Valentine (born 16 January 1958) is the regional manager of Thornton Stationery Southwark Branch, as well as former Cub Scout trainee, actor, chocolateer, Wet Leisure Attendant and Ghost Hunter.

Valentine began his career at the age of 15 in 1973 when he got a job as a stage hand for the Adelphi Club, Hull. He was however soon fired because he clobbered his boss because he angered him. The next job he got was as a Wet Leisure Attendant (also known as a lifeguard) at the Hull Leisure Centre in November 1974. Vincent kept this position for five years, until he decided to move to India to study at KU-Kanpur University, where he began training in the Indian unofficial army, and became good friends with Charanjeet Singh, a fellow student at KU- Kanpur University. Vincent soon began refering to Charanjeet as his ''Brotha' from anotha' motha' ''. In 1982, Abdullah and Vincent legally adopted each other as Brothers from other mothers.

In 1980, Valentine became involved in raiding rival universities with the KU-Kanpur University Militia, a student group that he began.

In 1985, Valentine moved to Norwich where he began a Mustard Factory, and gained his riches. In November of that same year, he began an Anti-Margaret Thatcher association, which amassed 573 members within the first week of it being open. The group was however shut down, and Valentine was arrested on grounds of Suspicion of Breaking the Peace.

When released from prison in 1988, Valentine bought a flat in Exeter, where he ran a Napoleonic war re-enactment group with his brotha' from anotha' motha', Charanjeet Singh. The group was soon disbanded due to using real muskets.

## Gallery

Vincent Valentine 2015 Staff PhotoVincent Valentine 2017 Staff PhotoVincent Valentine 2019 Staff PhotoAngry Angry Valentine!!!
Thornton Weaponry

Thornton Weaponary is one of, if not, the most dangerous branches of Thornton Stationery Company. They have provided weapons for many parts of Thornton including The Thornton Assassins and the Thornton Army. Thornton Weaponary was formed 1991 in preparation for the creation of The Thorntoniers and The Thornton Assassins in the next 2 years. Thornton Weaponary was formed in secret by Jebidiah Thornton so that he could take over Thornton Stationery from William Tansworth who was CEO at the time.

In 2011, The biological division of Thornton Weaponry attempted to clone Jebidiah in preparation for the possible end of the world in 2012 forecasted by the Mayans. However, experiments were stopped when the DNA of Jebidiah was placed into a family of Nile Crocodiles living in Jebidiah's back garden. Two of the crocodiles died due to the other three growing an insatiable greed and murdering them. Their are now seven crocodiles, which all live with Jebidiah.

After the June 2021 Thornton Revolution, Montgomery Thornton removed the company but many of the members sided with Jebidiah as he agreed to pay them and reform the company. However, they did not realise Montgomery was willing to help them find new jobs. Some members agreed to find new jobs but part of the crew working with Henderson Scunthorpe decided to help stay with Henderson to make a new, improved Thornton Zeppelin.

## Sub divisions/ Branches

* Thornton Weaponary - Biological
* Thornton Weaponary - Chemical
* Thornton Weaponary - Explosive
* Thornton Weaponary - Historical
* Thornton Weaponary - Long Range Assassination Weapons
* Thornton Weaponary - Melee
* Thornton Weaponary - Modernised
* Thornton Weaponary - Operation Cragglethorne
* Thornton Weaponary - Transportation

## Weapons Created

* Modernised Muskets (and regular muskets)
* Modernised Colt Revolvers (and regular Colt Revolvers)
* Trenlain (Created by Vlad Petrov but supplied to Thornton Weaponary)
* Futuristic Crossbows
* Electric Whips
* Bayonets
* Wolf LR-1 Nerf Alpha Strike Toy Blasters ( Provided by Bernard Smith)
* Multiple Sniper Rifles including a Hunting Rifle.
* Hand Grenades (Holy and Unholy)
* The Thornton Bomb (A bomb of unknown destructive power)
* Cragglethorne' s Last Resort (A powerful gun that launches unknown Projectiles)
* Pencil Canon (Launches Human sized Pencils)
* Nile Crocodiles
* Whitby Whacker (A form of Baseball bat provided for the Claypan Gang)
* Iron Ramrod (Provided by Patrick Jones)
* Gatling Guns
* The Thornton Zeppelin
* Thornton Armoured Attack Helicopters (TAAH)
* The Thornton Submarine
* Thornton Armoured Attack Vehicles (TAAV)
Darius Wiggleton

The King of Cuteville

The Sultan of Selfies

The Doctor of Thuganomics

Ernest Hemingway Walpole Wiggleton (Cousin)

The Conservative Party (2015 - 2021)

The Labour Party (2021- Present)

### Occupation

Supplier Relations Representative at Thornton Stationer Kensington & Chelsea Branch
CEO of Wiggleton C.O

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Anastasia Wiggleton (Divorced)
Mortuus Wiggleton-Pulchellus

### Place of birth

Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom

## Appearances

### Debut

2019

Darius Giuseppe Cosmo Rupert Wiggleton-Pulchellus (born 28th July 1994) is the Supplier Relations Representative at Thornton Stationery Kensington & Chelsea Branch. As well as this, Darius, alongside close friend and salesman Demetrius Maxwell, is an officer and detective for The Fashion Police. Darius started working at Thornton Stationery in April of 2021 and started working for the Fashion Police in July 2016. Darius is also the CEO of the notorious fashion company Wiggleton C.O. He also has a Doctorate in Economics, a Doctorate in Fashion and Textiles and a Doctorate in Criminology which he earned at the prestigious Oxford University. Furthermore, Darius is known to be one of the most gorgeous fashion models to ever live and an extremely intelligent and coy business owner. He currently resides at the Wiggleton Estate in Greater Birmingham which is famous for being the 2nd largest building in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland behind the legendary Buckingham Palace.

## Early Life

Darius Wiggleton was born to his gorgeous parents, Andrew Wiggleton and Alexandria Wiggleton, at 21:07 on the 28th July 1994 at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham. He was destined for greatness from the second he was born, he had it all intelligence, brawn, beauty. Born into extreme wealth and austerity, Darius had a comfortable upbringing living in the aforementioned Wiggleton Estate. His father, Andrew Wiggleton, was the owner of Wiggleton C.O leaving the Wiggletons with 100s of millions of British Pounds Sterling at their disposal leaving Darius with a childhood that many could only dream of. This lead to praise and popularity at school, he was deemed totally gorgeous and highly intelligent from a young age. Everyone thought he was "Totes gorge," in Darius' words. Not one person disliked him leading to parades being thrown every Friday to celebrate his beauty. Darius saw an opportunity in this, he decided that he would offer anyone to be his girlfriend or boyfriend for a day for £10. This was an ingenious and unorthodox business strategy employed by Darius as it earned him £15,210 from the age of 7 until the age of 16.

## Gallery

Darius in his car in 2018Darius at a studio shoot in 2018Darius at London Fashion Week 2018Darius thinking of new fashion ideas in 2018Darius at Paris Fashion Week 2019
DPDA Case No. 1

The debut case of the DPDA was an extremely important event, establishing the DPDA as trustworthy defenders of London, and in years to come, England, and other countries. It featured the first apearances of Denzel Pepper, Cecil Longstaff and Benjamin Sellars. The following is the first case file written by Benjamin Sellars.

## Case File

It was a stormy and turbulent late September night. Myself, Denzel, Cecil and Owen were hanging out in Cecil's flat. Suddenly, we heard the tone of Cecil's landline telephone. ''Ring. Ring. Ring.'' We were shocked, as Cecil did not usually get phone calls. He picked up the phone. It was a woman named Sarafina Snut from Cecil's Finance Course at the University College, London. ''How goes it, my dude?'' said Cecil. We heard some indistinct chatter, interrupted by Cecil occasionally giving one word replies such as ''Yeah yeah.'' He ended the phone with ''Alright, soon come.'' before telling us the news.

Ms. Snut was informed of the existence of the DPDA by Cecil in one of his finance classes, and now she was requesting for the help of the DPDA. We were all thrilled, we had been waiting for nearly a month for a case to come up. She told us that some hooligans had been causing trouble in the local campus of UCL. We were determined to put a stop to it. In preparation, we watched some Michael Caine films, and Inspector Gadget.

We went to the campus the next morning. We had to be careful, as neither Cecil nor Denzel (who both studied at UCL) had classes that day, and I did not even attend UCL. ''The security in this university is terrible. Shameful, is what it is.'' shouted Denzel. ''Righteous.'' said Cecil in response. Michael the humble security guard overheard us and told us ''Cross the campus at your own peril. The way is dangerous and the Admissions Office is not open. You won't gain entry.'' We were not off-put by this, and went ahead. Cecil knew a way to his finance class, which he knew was going to be empty at this time and day. We climbed in through the sash window, our hearts beating ferociously. We stopped to take some acid tablets, and we carried on. Cecil called Ms. Snut again on his 1984 Motorola Dynatac 8000X and asked for more details. The honourable woman said that they hung out in room 12 C - The Film Studies Room. We were confident that we were going to catch these snidy bastards.

We marched our way down the hallway, mucking about, drugs in hands, when a humble janitor walked by and said ''I used to be a student like you, but I took my thesis to the bin.'' That really made us question our choices. We put the drugs aside until we got back home and decided that we would be getting our diplomas no matter what, and stop these hooligans.

We knocked down the door of Room 12 C, where we saw three posh fuckers lounging about, watching a pirated version of the film E.T. ''STOP!'' Shouted Denzel. ''You vioated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.'' The posh boys looked horrified and started scurrying around like ants in a beehive.
San Francisco Branch

The San Francisco Branch of Thornton Stationery was founded in the Cragglethorne expanse to the west of the US in August 13th 1987. The Branch was originally going to be opened on the 11th July, however an explosion underneath the building (Accidentally set off by TACA a couple months early) delayed the unveiling for a month. It is the lowest selling branch out of the 5 US Branches.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Judas Ponty - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Wade O'Connor - Regional Sales Director
* Seamus O'Connor - Sales Team Leader
* Toto King - Sales Representative
* Guadeloupe Olvero - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Walter Cabeza - Chief Accountant
* Anna Neville - Accountant
* Jorje Ramos - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Nile Yas - Director of Produce Oversight
* Deby Shaw - Produce Oversight Representative
* Maddy Davis - Customer Service Representative

**Office Secrataries:**

* Jimmy Estrada - Reception

**Marketing Team:**

* Esteban Garibay - Director of Marketing

**Human Resources Team:**

* Adrian Walker - H.R. Team Leader
* Patrick Garforth - H.R. Representative
* Louis Grienchfield - H.R. Representative
Witold Letak

Witold Letak was a businessman and the CEO of Letak Lemons. Witold was almost the richest man in the world at one point, but died before he could see his business grow that far.

Witold was born on September 18th, 1954 in Scunthorpe, England the same year his parents married. When Witold was 7, he and his parents moved to his father's home country of Poland (Szczecin). When Witold was 10, his brother, Jasper Scunthorpe was born. Witold didn't dislike Jasper, but was a bit shocked at Jasper's chaoticness as a baby.

In a business trip to America in 1971 Witold Letak was kidnapped by the American Army and was sent off to fight in the Vietnam War however, Witold (who had a helicopters license) managed too sneak away a few months later he pretended to be injured and was sent to a medic camp. He sneaked away and stole a helicopter which was later shot down in Czechoslovakia and he managed to buy a car with his money and drive back to Szczecin in Poland.

## Witold Letak

### Relatives

Jasper Scunthorpe
Henderson Scunthorpe - Uncle

Jimmy Scunthorpe - Cousin

April Scunthorpe - Auntie

Bartłomiej Letak - Uncle

### Affiliation

Letak Lemons
Black and Pink Legs Massive

## Appearances

### Debut

2013

In 1979 Witold's parents (Jane and Żafara) were killed in a car crash on a trip to a Polish theatre trying to see Jasper in a play. Witold was saved due to an ear infection and heartburn before the trip so had decided to stay at home. Strangely, the police discovered bullet fragments in Żafara's heart. It was later discovered that a crime lord known as Mr. Capulet murdered them. Reverend Bartłomiej, Żafara's brother, looked after Jasper Scunthorpe whilst Witold Letak was forced to take control of Letak Lemons. Witold brought order to a chaotic Letak Lemons and is known to be calm in times of stress.

This ability came very usefully after Witold's wife divorced him in December 2011 since Witold had become a workaholic and had sometimes never even come home. Witold, emotionally, was fine but Christmas was not the same for him until the next one happened.

In December 2012 TACA (Taylor Anti-Christmas Agency) attacked and kidnapped Witold. Letak Lemons plantations were also destroyed in the process. Jasper was instantaneously involved as soon as he heard of the attacks, bringing the DPDA with him. Witold was rescued by Jasper, Cecil Longstaff and the rest of the DPDA.

In 2019 Witold was on a business trip in Austria when he was unfortunately assassinated by 12 different assassins from 11 different companies. He was shot in the head 3 times, chest 3 times, bottom twice and 4 shots missed. His grave was placed on the island of Sicily close to a Letak Lemons plantation.

To commemorate Witold, a museum was built for him in 2021. However, Jasper realised that most of the achievements his brother was supposed to have performed was actually his own leading to the events of The Letak Museum Heist.
John Ungman

The National Lottery

Virgin Records

SpaceEx

Thornton Stationery Company

The Liberal Democrats

John Ungman (born 23 August 1968) is a businessman and major shareholder in Thornton Stationery Company. John lives in a mansion in the hills of Snowdonia, more specifically Betws-y-Coed. Ungman now resides with his wife, Arlene Ungman and his pet lemur named Kylian. Ungman was born in Tenerife. In his early school days, Ungman was ridiculed and bullied ferociously by a gang of Tenerifian bullies, aged 10 - 14. Ungman dreaded going to school, until he met an old jazz singer at a local under-18s pub. The jazz singer trained Ungman to be a skilled and vigilant fighter. After a week of training, Ungman clobbered this gang of bullies and became feared in Tenerife. He patrolled the streets of Tenerife and purged them of crime. Ungman dressed in a black costume, not unsimilar to that of Zoro. He used a taser and a lance to defeat ne'er do wellers. He was feared by the local criminals, and became honorary mayor of Tenerife.
Benjamin Sellars

West Yorkshire Stationery Association

Denzel Pepper Detective Agency

Benjamin Stanley Sellars (born 16 July 1967) is a salesman at Thornton Stationery Company Wakefield Branch, and member of the West Yorkshire Stationery Association, as well as former member of the Denzel Pepper Detective Agency

Sellars was born in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, and was brought up in a 2 bedroom flat with his parents, Mordekai and Gladys Sellars. He quickly developed a love for stationery, and a passion for sales. Benjamin would buy a kilograms worth of Marathon Bars (now known as Snicker Bars) and sell them to his fellow students for 5 GBP a piece.

In 1986, Sellars took a place at the University of Cardiff and began a Phycology course. Sellars would take a job in the summer of 1986 as a door-to-door salesman of photos of people's neighborhoods. Sellars would manage to sell 17,485 photos in 23 days.

Sellars graduated 5 months early, and moved back to Hebden in December 1987, where he met Denzel Pepper - local Pencil enthusiast and former goth. Denzel proposed that Sellars join the Halifax Hooligans, which Sellars accepted in January 1988.

When Sellar's turned up to the Hooligans HQ (a garage), he was surprised at the fact that he had to audition for the gang. The HQ was decorated in banners of transparent coloured foil, tin foil and toilet paper hung up by strings. There were several grand structures made out of tin foil, as well as a bubble machine. Sellars was asked to scream at the top of his lungs, which he did.

He was put in charge of the general supervision of supplies of the Hooligans a month later.

In February 1988, Sellars suggested a detective film to Denzel Pepper, which Denzel watched. The film was entitled 'In with the In Crowd'. This inspired Denzel Pepper to begin the Denzel Pepper Detective Agency.

In April 1988, Benjamin quit the association to join a Christian cult, however left the cult just one month later.

## Gallery

Benjamin in August 1988 at a Halifax Hooligans meeting
DeSaad Pepper

Ice-Cream Man

Thornton Stationery Company

Alexander Edmund DeSaad Wilkinson Giuseppe Pepper (29 August 1969) is a philanthropist and pub trophy collector. He is also the cousin of Denzel Pepper. He goes by one of his many middle names, DeSaad, because he believes it sound cool.

DeSaad was born in Kingston Upon Hull to John and Charlotte Pepper and lived there until the age of 18, when he moved to Doncaster to pursue a career in basketball. However, he was utter and complete shite at basketball. DeSaad moved to Iceland in 1987, and when Appleby, his cousin, decided he wanted to run away from home, DeSaad told him he still lived in Doncaster as a prank. In 1989, DeSaad moved to Bonn, the capital city of Western Germany, where he briefly worked for a gang selling counterfeit Gucci for 12 Reichsmark. He was found guilty by the Bonn court and sentenced to work as a mascot to an ice cream company.

In 1993, DeSaad met Wilfred Pebble, a practicing lawyer at the University of Bonn, and began a gang together, which remained nameless until 2023 in which it was dubbed The Boys in Blue. In 1997, the two moved to Hammersmith where they met Jasper Scunthorpe, who became a new addition to the gang. DeSaad met Alfred Lennie through Jasper whilst he worked for Thornton Stationery Company and he joined their gang as well. The four would travel round the UK and win any trophies or competitions possible in local pubs.

In 2003, DeSaad was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, however did not win, on grounds of not contributing enough to human progress. As compensation, DeSaad was awarded a little Nobel peace prize by the Golden Lion: A pub in Todmorden where DeSaad is loved and worshipped.

## Gallery

DeSaad in 2016DeSaad, Wilfred and Jasper in 1997DeSaad in 2015DeSaad and Wilfred on a night outDeSaad preparing for the worstJasper and DeSaad outside a room
Paigton Branch

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Kendrick Hudson - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Xavier ''Frosty'' Walker - Sales Team leader
* Salver Deneen - Salesperson
* John Partook - Salesperson
* Nancy Logan - Salesperson

**Accounting Team:**

* Clark Sucho - Chief Accountant
* Greg Parablo - Accountant
* Alex Delgado - Accountant
The Halifax Hooligans

The Halifax Hooligans were a group started in 1978 by Denzel Pepper and Neil Paramore, a fellow Hebdenian. The club quickly expanded with more members, and eventually ended in a riot the group caused in 1988.

## Members upon dissolution

* Denzel Pepper (1978 - 1988)
* Neil Paramore (1978 - 1988 )
* Bernard Smith (November 1986 - 1988)
* Benjamin Sellars (December 1987 - 1988)
* Julia Crosston (April 1984 - 1988)
* Fred Wentsworth (June 1983 - 1988)

## Former Members:

* Apollo Grey (March 1983 - June 1984)
* Biff Fletcher (April 1983 - November 1986)
* Greg Kurdowitz (December 1983 - November 1986)

## Gallery

Elroy has been spotted.The Halifax Hooligans in 1987
Empowerment

## Disclaimer

This is taken directly from VsBattle Wiki, all credit goes to the admins and members of the wiki.

## Summary

**Empowerment** is the ability to strengthen oneself due to various circumstances and outside forces that may or may not be under their control. Unlike Statistics Amplification, empowerment is often involuntary and inherent to each character rather than an activated ability.

## Limitation

* Might become weakened when faced with an opposing force/emotion (I.E. a person empowered by compassion starts feeling hate).
* A lack of their force/emotion could cause them to lose their power entirely.
Archibald Pepper

Penelope Pepper (Sister)

Appleby Pepper (Uncle)

Warren Pepper (Grandfather)

Sheila Pepper (Grandmother)

DeSaad Pepper (Uncle)

Archibald ''Archie'' Pepper (born 27 May, 1997) is the son of Denzel Pepper and Shaniqua Pepper. Archibald is currently training to be a lawyer. This is due to Archibald seeing Mark ''Sparkes'' Wilkes in 2005 fighting for his father in a court case. Archibald wanted to become Mark ''Sparkes'' Wilkes.