Discord Murdermas Party

> *"But Murder God, you may be asking. What exactly is Murdermas?. Why, real and imagined audience. It's that special time of year where we all gather together as internet family to cherish what matters most: The way the ever looming spectrum of death unites us all and how we are but one insignificant spec in an uncaring universe. So drink some fucking eggnog and scream into the void"*
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## Discord Murdermas Party

### Scenarios

* Lifetime Family Movie
* Santa's Elves Are Hecking Pissed

### Cast Present

* Kristen
* Cami
* Juno
* JoJo
* Phill
* Bro
* Darby
* Moon
* Adric
* Kikyo
* Queen

### Release Date

December 27, 2018

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"Discord Murdermas Party" is non-canon Christmas special for Discord Murder Party and the second non-canon episode overall.

## Plot Summary:

### Scenario 1: Lifetime Family Movie

This seasonally appropriate TV movie focuses on the Morrisons, a rich family off to their cabin in the north to celebrate the holidays. Each member of the family have their own quirks to help them look more relatable, one or three of them is the black sheep of the family, mom and dad are at odds, and one of them doesn't enjoy the holiday season since their to focused on their work. The members of the family are Gibbins, the twice removed cousin. Magellan "Moneybags" Morrison, he funded the whole trip. Beudalair Festivan, the drunken one. Fumbo the Star, the only one who seems to be having fun here. David S. Mistletoe, he's gonna holiday the cheer out of you. Willie Fresh, an actor who's playing as one of the members of the family. Grits the Dog, the family talking dog. Archibald Buttsworthington, the heir to the Buttsworthington cream factory. Darling Herald, she's the one more focused on her work than her family. and lastly, Bro, the brother someone visiting from college. The family greet each other and the catch everyone up on what's going on in their lives and then they go to bed. Two members of the family are the comically evil villains of the movie who loathe Christmas and plan to cause misunderstandings between the family which would result in them being kicked out of the cabin.

The next day, Darling got some candy cane cookies with a note. The note had a paw print on it so Darling went to give Grits a pat on the head only to find that he wasn't there. She found a note on the floor which said that he saw a canary outside and started chasing it. The family decided to find out who drove Grits away. Darling offered to lead them since she was the one who Grits trusted the most, however that made her a suspect since she was the last one that Grits saw. Fumbo nominated himself and was voted in as the leader. Fumbo instantly accused Gibbins since they we're the only one who didn't like him, but the rest of the family didn't trust him since he was very fast to accuse Gibbins. Willie asked Darling why Grits gave her a basket, she responded that it was because she could talk to him. Wille responded that everyone could talk to Grits, however the Narrator cleared up that he could only talk to Darling. The family accused Willie due to this mistake but he defended himself by revealing that he had been watching the others at night. He revealed that Fumbo was a god fearing christian. Fumbo then accused Gibbins for the same reason as before. Gibbins was voted out, they we're a townsfolk. Afterwards the family all gossiped about Gibbins and went to bed.

The next day, it was informed that Fumbo was nearly driven away but he stayed because he was Fumbo and he had the lord on his side. Willie revealed that Darling was one of the ones who attempted to drive Fumbo away. The family accused Darling due to Willie's revelation and the fact that she was more focused on work than the family. Darling was kicked out of the cabin and was revealed to be one of the generic villains of this movie.

On Christmas Eve, The family found that Willie had left the cabin and for whatever reason Bro felt spiritually compelled to leave as well, Bro was a townsfolk and Wille was the seer. Fumbo accused Beudalair, however she took one of her bottles of wine and smashed it against the table and pointed it to everyone in the room. She was kicked out of the cabin, however she was a townsfolk and not the gunslinger.

On Christmas day, Archibald was the next victim of the remaining generic villain. He snapped and pulled out a gun and shot Magellan in the leg. He revealed himself as the villain and the reason why he drove everyone else away was because he only invited three members of the family and it was expensive to pay for a house with ten people. The rest of the family called an ambulance for Magellan and then went to a bar to get drunk.

### Scenario 2: Santa's Elves Are Hecking Pissed

While the rest of the world is celebrating Christmas, the elves in Santa's workshop are struggling with their jobs and are demanding better work rights. Amongst the elves there is Stabby, they're job is to look after anything that's pointy on toys. Snetchi, the naughty defense agent for when kids think that they've been wrongfully put on the naughty list. Nimbus, a child who was left here by her mother five years ago and is now working in the candy cane mines. Puff, the police elf. Fumbo, he's ready to make a stand. Elfma Goldman, who was labelled as Goodman on the list of elfs. Gingersnap Fizzysparkles, the former manager of the place who is allergic to sugar. Tingles, the happy boy so full of joy. Smoochums, she has the job to kiss every single present. Sugarplum, they're just here to be apart of the revolution. After discussing their plans for the strike they all went to sleep. Two of the elves are krampuses who we're summoned by their good pal Saint Nick to whisk the other elves away in the night.

The next day, Sugarplum was supposed to receive a gift basket, however they were taken away in the night by krampuses. But they barely broke out of their prison only to take someone out with them. Sugarplum pulled out a gun and shot Smoochums and then Sugarplum shot themself. The group elected Elfma as the leader of the revolution to find out who the krampuses within the group were. Fumbo decided to make a stab in the dark and decided to accuse Stabby due to their name. Stabby then mentioned that Nimbus was the only member of the team who wasn't an elf. The group then decided to accuse Nimbus, she revealed that she sees things during the night and revealed that Tingles was innocent. Fumbo then accused Stabby again. Stabby was voted out and was escorted to the gallows. But they took a bite out of the greatest mac n cheese that they had ever made which saved him from death.

The next day, the group found a gift basket sitting at Fumbo's place in the table. Along with it was a note from Fumbo which said that Puff was a traitor. The group found that Fumbo had died do to mac n cheese poisoning. In other news, Nimbus was stolen by the krampuses. The group questioned Stabby for killing Fumbo but they wasn't the killer they were looking for. The group then mentioned Fumbo's note which blamed Puff so they decided to accuse him. Puff was escorted to the gallows and as he hanged he then transformed into a krampus, he was then escorted from the premises.

The next day, Stabby was found whisked away to hell. Gingersnap then asked for everyone's alibis, Elfma was sleeping, Tingles wanted to be left alone due to the death of Nimbus, Snetchi was writing off a dozen kids off of the naughty list, and Gingersnap was in sugar cookie road. Snetchi accused Elfma since he was the one most close to Puff. But Gingersnap accused Snetchi with a second from Elfma. Snetchi was marched towards the gallows, but all of a sudden another Elfma ran towards the others to warn them, but it was too late. The first Elfma transformed into the final krampus and took out Snetchi. The real Elfma revealed that the krampus locked him in the closet. And so, the revolution had failed and the krampus dragged Elfma, Gingersnap and Tingles all the way to hell.

## Starring

* Kristen Trawczynski as Murder God
* Cami-Cat as Darling Herald and Smoochums
* Juno Son as David S. Mistletoe and Elfma Goodman
* JoJoSoda as Grits the Dog and Gingersnap Fizzysparkles
* Phill Hughes as Fumbo the Star/Elf
* Brodingles as Bro and Sugarplum
* Darby Cupit as Archibald Buttsworthington and Tingles
* UpgradedMoon as Willie Fresh and Puff The Police Elf
* Adric as Magellan "Moneybags" Morrison and Snetchi, Naughty Defense Agent
* Kikyo as Gibbins and Stabby the Elf
* QueenCreeps as Beudalair Festivan and Nimbus