I Will Possess Your Heart

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights attend Glamour Village's leather festival and rescue Duke Darling from the Queen of Hearts.

## Major Plot Points

#### Glamour Village

* While enjoying brunch on Dandy Leon's hot air balloon, the flowery leonin abruptly stopped the aircraft. They were flying over Glamour Village's leather festival, and he really wanted to attend. The Acolytes agreed to go with him (mostly because they didn't want continue to Queen Titania and King Oberon on foot).
* Dewey Thundersnatch interrogated Avarice Niveus and learned she too was on the run from Baba Yaga. She was kidnapped as a child and raised in her coven. Avarice proved very proficient with the more subtle arcane arts that make her a great thief. Unfortunately, Baba Yaga decided to execute her for her lack of skill in other kinds of magic. Avarice ran away before she could be killed. She wanted the jabberwocky egg to sell it for information on Fey Portals - gateways that lead to other universes.
* Since Avarice wanted the same thing as the Acolytes, Dewey freed her and tasked her with investigating Fey Portal locations and how to use them. Avarice promised to return within a week's time believing the Acolytes could keep her safe. Dandy Leon was too distracted at the festival to notice his fugitive escaped.
* Bromo threw himself into the town square's fountain and successfully avoided any spilled drugs and miscellaneous grossness.
* The Acolytes gained a leather smith sponsor in Rose Petals' Deflowerer. The wingless Acolytes wore Rose's leather harness with pixie wings and Bromo got a pair of fishnets for his wings that make audible moans whenever he flies.
* The largest club in the village was having a poll to figure out their new name. Most of the Acolytes voted for the winning name - The Hole.

#### The Hole

* The Acolytes went to The Hole's renaming party and had a terrifying and amazing time. Aryan Grande put on a performance that earned the party their first round.
* Crabtree, the scarecrow bartender with a pumpkin head and crab claws for arms, shared with the party that he had a crush on the satyr bard performing at the club. Sybil Ringwell agreed to help and brought the bard to the glory hole under the stairs. Behind the closed door, Sybil cast Bigby's Hand and grabbed the bard, saying she wouldn't release him unless he agreed to go on a date with Crabtree. The young wizard girl over estimated her ability to wield her magic hand and accidentally maimed the bard. Clows Kufas yelled in joy to cover the bard's painful screams. Dewey rushed over and healed the bard. Scared and scarred, he embraced Crabtree.
* To repay the Acolytes for his new date, Crabtree gave a free round of The Seductress to Sybil, Dikarus Bottombane, Clows, Dewey, and Juxxtina. Sybil's eyes become heart-shaped after drinking the beverage.
* Muchomucho M Amor approached a man who looked very upset. He disclosed that he lost a device within himself and couldn't shut it off or take it out. Muchomucho agreed to help and successfully removed it for him.
* Bromo stormed the stage of a korred dancer and the crowd went wild for his dance moves. The korred tried using his hair to push Bromo off the stage but the fairy barbarian was too strong. Bromo became enraged but danced with the korred. This performance was panned by the audience and they caused a water and ice cube fight.
* The Queen of Hearts told the Acolytes to leave. Dewey tried convincing her to send them back to the material realm. She agreed to send them home and teleported them to The Hole's dumpster.

#### Kicked Out

* Barbara Duke developed a strong hatred for the Queen of Hearts for her disrespect and trashy establishment. Every time the party looked at the club, the doors and windows snapped shut. Sybil was able to reenter by walking backwards. The Queen of Hearts came out with Sybil in a leash and collar. She told Barb she was returning her lost pet. The two women got into a heated exchange.
* Aryan went to the jade statue across the street from Duke Darling's palace. It was erected to memorialize his recently deceased husband. She performed an anti-Hole show and lured the crowd out of the establishment and into their block party.
* The Queen of Hearts ascended the steps to the palace where a comatose Duke Darling, the Archfey of Romance and the leader of Glamour Village, was being displayed on the portico. She kissed him, waking him up and the two became engaged. The happy couple then rushed into The Hole. A nearby reveler told the party Duke Darling fell into a coma when his husband passed a fortnight ago. He was displayed so true love's kiss could wake him up.
* Muchomucho couldn't find any ravens because the Queen of Hearts hunted them all. He decided to use his orb of dragonkind to find a way into The Hole. An emerald dragon appeared - most of the dragons in the Feywild are gem dragons, which are very rare in the material plane. Emerald LeGassy was offended by Muchomucho because he assumed he breathed fire and liked the jade statue. Aryan sang a song about the difficulty of being green and that earned Emerald's trust and respect. The dragon used its claw to bash a hole in The Hole's roof.

#### **The Hole II**

* The Acolytes used Emerald's hole to enter the club's second floor. They found themselves inside a hall decorated with sexy portraits. Bromo tried rushing into one, but was hurt by the painting's thirst trap and suffered the effects of a blight spell. Dewey summoned a cloud of fog to ruin the thirst traps.
* The party then entered a large sauna that got its steam from a dragon statue. Dewey found a key hidden in the dragon's mouth and then a shadowy figure below the sauna's drain grate. The creature asked to be freed. Sybil detected it was a fiend. Bromo immediately peed on the demon. After getting frustrated by the group's indecision to let him out, Gregggg threatened them all. The Acolytes decided to leave him in there. Sybil wanted to test if her banishment spell would work and if it could possibly get the Acolytes home. Sybil banished Gregggg but Bromo broke her concentration so he came back early. Unfortunately for Gregggg, all that returned was his skeleton. Sybil cast speak with dead and Gregggg said he was sent to the Plane of Acid. He swore allegiance to Dead Amy and told the party they'd see him again.
* Muchomucho entered the palace's greenery first and was injured by its poisonous roses. After speaking with them, he realized they unwittingly and uncontrollably release their poison. The greenery's apple tree asked Muchomucho to tell The Queen of Heart to stop stealing her apples. Clows touched some honey water The Queen of Hearts used to nourish the tree and his eyes became hearts like Sybil's. The party deduced The Queen of Hearts used Bad Apples to poison Duke Darling and kill his husband.
* The tree used its internal gateway to send the Acolytes to The Queen of Hearts' chambers. She and Duke Darling were making out on her throne. Sybil and Clows were compelled to serve The Queen thanks to the Seductress drink and the honey water.
* The deadly siren flew into the center of the party and unleashed her sonic scream. Duke Darling fought alongside The Queen of Hearts and struck Dewey with his mace. Dewey struck back with his stormy wrath. Juxxtina fired a guiding bolt at The Queen. Muchomucho hit her with a flying star. Dikarus was too drunk from partying and kept missing his sword strikes. Sybil cast blight on Barb. She then struck Bromo with her whip when he flew by her to attack The Queen of Hearts. The flying fairy slashed her with his axe. Aryan hit her with a chaos bolt and her wild magic partially paralyzed the siren. Clows cast Bigby's Hand to punch Aryan in the face.
* Dewey summoned his spiritual weapon but was knocked unconscious by Duke Darling. Juxxtina healed the party so they could fight on. Sybil cast finger of death on Barb, killing her. An enraged Bromo slashed The Queen of Hearts with his axe. Aryan hit her with her gauntlet and then cleaved her in half with her axe of death metal.
* Aryan cut off Barb's head so she wouldn't zombify from the finger of death spell. Dewey used pearls to reattach it and resurrected the group's matriarch. On the way out of The Hole, Dewey found a sword fish weapon.