The MEAT!

### TBC 4

*The contestants arrive at the third station. There, they are reqiured to stand in front of some wall.*

**Bushy:** What was TBC 4's challenge again?

**Styrofoam Cup:** Oh! I remember! It was to-

*The walls fold, revealing a huge bucket of paint. It is dumped on the contestants.*

**Styrofoam Cup:** ...get paint off yourself.

**Bushy:** Eugh.

*Mr. Peaflipper walks into the room.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** I'm pretty sure you know the fourth contest by now, yada yada yada. go

...

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Memory Card is safe!

*The contestants groan.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** He looks exactly the same!

**Blender:** He didn't do anything! It's just like last time!

**Mr. Peaflipper:** What's stopping you from repeating?

**Blender:** Last time, there was S.A.F.E.B.O.A.R.D. here. Now, he's dead.

**Mr. Peaflipper:** There's still the other S.A.F.E.B.O.A.R.D. that Muscle Hero brought!

**Muscle Hero:** That's obvious, because of how amazing generous I am!

...

*Blender runs out of the room. Cut to Wallet.*

**Wallet:** How was I safe last time?

*Cut to a flashback of TBC 4.*

**Wallet:** Geez.. this is a waste of time. But at this point what else do we have to do?

*Tetris Block and Wallet chug a bucket of milk. the pernament marker vanishes off of their body instantly.*

**Wallet:** THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?

**Tetris Block:** Hmph. Told you it would!

*End of flashback.*

**Wallet:** Aw, but Tetris Block is dead. Now what?

*Wallet runs up to Key Lime Pie. He used some of Slime's remains from the irst challenge to wipe himself clean.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Key Lime Pie is safe!

**Wallet:** Er...Key Lime Pie. Gotta any spare full cartons of milk on you?

**Key Lime Pie:** Yeah?

**Wallet:** Tha-

**Key Lime Pie:** Why?

**Wallet:** If you drink some or something, you become neutralized!

**Key Lime Pie:** Oh, really?

*Key Lime Pie pours the entire carton of milk on Wallet.*

**Key Lime Pie:** You look great!

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Wallet is safe!

*Wallet angrily walks away from Key Lime Pie. As she walks, Weird Paintbrushy wipes herself with Wallet, removing the color. Styro takes her and does the same.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Both Memory Card and Weird Paintbrushy are safe!

*In the other room...*

**Blender:** Aha!

*Mr. Peaflipper feels a jolt of energy.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Blender and Potted Plant are safe! Now it's down to Lenny and Bushy!

**Plant:** ...what

*Styrofoam Cup eats a candy bar with a knife in it, but throws the knife behind him. Lenny is about to get hit, when...*

**Bushy:** Looks like it's time for my redemption arc.

*Bushy jumps in the way of the knife and gets stabbed in the head, killing him.*

**Lenny:** BUSHY!

**Mr. Peaflipper:** And Bushy is out! Everyone else, GO!

**Lenny:** Thanks...

### TBC 5

*The remaining 8 contestants come the fifth room. There, it seems to be shaped like a box office.*

**Blender:** This place blows.

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Your fifth contest is to get over whatever your fear is! Go!

*Wallet walks up to a station with her name on it.*

**Wallet:** My fear is heights.

*The computer shows her a picture of a mountain.*

**Wallet:** *So scary.*

**Computer:** She is not afraid.

*Mr. Peaflipper walks up to Wallet.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Yeah, this place was the old Antern office.

*Blender punches one of the computer screens.*

**Blender:** Why was I afraid of half-cut lemons again?

**Mr. Peaflipper:** B-Blender is safe!

**Memory Card:** ...

**Mr. Peaflipper:** So is Memory Card.

*Scene cuts to Pot shivering by a computer.*

**Weird Paintbrushy:** What's her problem?

**Plant:** She's afraid of the number 5. Apparently due to the *fifth plant* she cared for.

**Weird Paintbrushy:** You're not the first?

**Plant:** I'm the seventh.

**Pot: Oh dear god...**

**Plant:** WP, aren't *you* afraid?

**Weird Paintbrushy:** It's just pictures of holes. I'm not afraid.

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Weird Paintbrushy is safe! And so is Lenny, because apparently *fake flash games aren't real at being mean.*

**Lenny:** They aren't!

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Either way, Potted Plant is out!

**Plant:** Damn. Good job Pot! Even if you failed!

**Pot:** Th-thanks...

### TBC 6

*Memory Card runs to the next room. He smells Wallet.*

**Memory Card:** Wow Wallet, you smell like an old cow!

**Wallet: i what**

*Key Lime Pie snickers.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Challenge numbero...

*Mr. Peaflipper looks into a spanish dictionary.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** ...seis, is to take a white rabbit and bring it to that cardboard cutout of Alice! Last contestant to do so is nulled!

*Blender picks up a rabbit, and brings to the goal, leaving everyone in the dust.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Blender is safe! Impressive!

**Blender:** Thanks!

*Styrofoam Cup picks up a rabbit and brings it to the goal.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** Styrofoam Cup as well!

*Lenny and Wallet are both trying to grab a rabbit, but fail to do so. Wallet smells terrible, scaring the rabbits off, and Lenny is too slippery to pick one up.*

**Lenny:** Ugh...

**Wallet:** I know.

*Weird Paintbrushy and Memory Card both bring a rabbit to the goal.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** You two are safe! Now, it's down to Wallet, and Lenny!

**Wallet:** This was so easy last time!

**Lenny:** Wait! I know!

**Wallet:** Huh?

*Lenny holds his cone upside-down in his mouth, and carries it to the goal. Wallet is the last one there.*

**Mr. Peaflipper:** And so Lenny is safe again, and Wallet bites it!

**Styrofoam Cup:** This is the third time in arow you've been in the bottom two!

**Lenny:** very cool styro

*Cut to Wallet.*

**Wallet:** Aw.

**Tetris Block, offscreen:** IT'S OK WALLET! YOU'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF EXPERIENCE ALREADY!