Back To School, Once Again (High School UK) - Transcript

**Go back to the page here:** Back To School, Once Again (High School UK).

* **Jacob (narrating):** Well, today's the day, back to school. After a good few months off because of the coronavirus, all the schools in the United Kingdom had returned back to school, but however our school and possibly any other school in the UK, has some changes to the school days, including our school.
* **Mr Watts:** Good morning students, masks on your faces please.
* **Jacob (narrating):** And the first thing is that we need to wear masks.
* **Jacob:** Thanks Mark.
* **Mark:** No problem, have a good day.
* *Jacob gets out of his cab, and Ryan jumps out of nowhere.*
* **Ryan:** And Jacob had entered the school site!
* **Jacob:** JESUS CHRIST RYAN!
* **Ryan:** Oh sorry Jacob, did I scare you?
* **Jacob:** It's the first day back, and already you are starting to act weird.
* **Ryan:** I said I'm sorry.
* *Calvin walks towards Jacob.*
* **Calvin:** Good morning Jacob.
* *Ryan jumps out at Calvin.*
* **Ryan:** GOOD MORNING CALVIN!
* **Calvin:** What the fu-
* **Mr Watts:** Please don't finish the sentence Calvin.
* **Calvin:** Sorry sir.
* **Jacob:** Seriously, you have to stop acting so weird Ryan, you are not going to grow up so creepy.
* **Ryan:** Alright alright, I'll tune it down.
* **Jacob:** All the way down would be nice.
* *Some students walk past.*
* **Students:** Ryan likes a Year Seven?
* *Jacob and Calvin turns to Ryan flabbergasted.*
* **Ryan:** I can't help it!
* **Jacob:** I think you haven't changed.
* **Calvin:** Come on Jacob, let's go to form.
* **Ryan:** Oh come on guys!
* *Ryan tries to keep up with Jacob and Calvin.*
* **Ryan:** Guys? Guys?
* **Jacob:** What is it Ryan?
* **Calvin:** The creepy one?
* **Ryan:** I am trying to not like them, but I cannot help myself.
* **Jacob:** Really?
* **Ryan:** Yes.
* **Calvin:** Alright, come on Ryan, we forgive you, but don't do that again please.
* **Ryan:** I won't.

### SCENE TWO: Mr Essex Shares His Experience Of Lockdown

* *Jacob, Calvin and Ryan is seen waiting outside form.*
* **Jacob:** Is Mr Essex even coming?
* **Ryan:** He might be dead.
* **Jacob:** No, I am pretty sure that he is alive and well.
* **Calvin:** To be honest, I wouldn't be very happy if he did die.
* *Liam comes up from behind.*
* **Liam:** Who died?
* **Ryan:** Jacob's grandma.
* **Jacob:** Ryan, what did I tell you before, I don't like it when you talk about my grandma, her death is sad enough already.
* **Liam:** Oh my Jacob, did your grandma die?
* **Jacob:** Oh my god, yes, just before Christmas.
* **Liam:** I feel bad for you. I would hug you but that isn't allowed at the moment. So elbow bump?
* **Jacob:** I guess that works, thank you.
* *Liam elbow bumps Jacob, and Mr Essex comes up the corridor.*
* **Calvin:** And, there he is at last.
* **Mr Essex:** Hey Gucci Gang, you all survived!
* **Jacob:** Yeah, of course we survived, no one died anyway.
* **Ryan:** Apart from his grandma.
* **Jacob:** I swear to god Ryan.
* **Calvin:** Maybe it is best not to say the G word?
* **Mr Essex:** What, Gucci Gang?
* **Calvin:** No, the other G word.
* **Mr Essex:** Oh that word. Anyway, I feel bad for you Jacob, and let's go inside the classroom now.
* **Liam:** Yeah, sure.

* *Jacob, Calvin, Ryan and Liam all goes into the classroom.*
* **Jacob:** So, where do we sit this year?
* **Mr Essex:** You four can just sit in the front row here.
* **Liam:** Alright.
* *Olivia MacCarthy, Olivia Bryan and Mia Love comes into the classroom.*
* **Jacob:** Hi girls.
* **Olivia MacCarthy:** Hello Jacob, hello boys.
* **Ryan:** The boys does have a name you know?
* **Olivia Bryan:** Calvin and Brian.
* **Ryan:** Ryan.
* **Mia Love:** I know, we were just messing with you Ryan.
* **Mr Essex:** I thought Ryan's name was Brian at the start of Year Seven.
* **Ryan:** Sir!
* **Mr Essex:** Sorry, it happens!
* **Calvin:** Someone thought my name was Callum once.
* **Liam:** Seriously, Callum? Who would think that?
* **Jacob:** We don't know anyone in our form called Callum.
* **Ryan:** Next time it will be Cameron.
* **Jacob:** Both Callum and Cameron is not even close to Calvin.
* **Liam:** Like what Jacob said.
* **Mr Essex:** Or maybe Alvin, because it takes out the C at the start.
* **Ryan:** Or that name would do.
* *Mrs Home comes into the classroom.*
* **Jacob:** And here is Mrs Home.
* **Mrs Home:** I have returned to help you three!
* **Ryan:** Good, maybe you can help us by people not getting the names mixed out?
* **Jacob:** Put on a badge on me saying "My name is Jacob".
* **Ryan:** And my grandma had recently passed away.
* **Jacob:** Ryan, please don't.
* **Mrs Home:** I feel bad for you Jacob.
* **Jacob:** Don't be, it happens at some point.
* **Mia Love:** I knew because you put it on your Instagram story when she died.
* **Olivia Bryan:** Everyone knows your grandma had died by that.
* **Olivia MacCarthy:** Yeah.
* **Jacob:** I admit it, I post the weirdest stuff on Instagram stories, like when I did a selfie of me in the bath.
* **Ryan:** Gross.
* **Jacob:** It was a bubble bath Ryan.
* **Liam:** Yeah, you do post the weirdest stuff on Instagram.
* **Mrs Home:** Well anyway, hope you survive the first day back.
* **Calvin:** Well thanks miss.
* **Ryan:** How inspirational.
* *Mrs Home leaves the classroom.*
* **Mr Essex:** Anyway, I am glad no one died from this class.
* **Ryan:** Yes it is, apart from Jacob's gr-
* **Jacob:** Shut up.
* **Ryan:** Thanks for interrupting me.
* **Jacob:** I would've strangled you, but because of the coronavirus, I can't. Useless.
* **Ryan:** Thank god for that aswell, now I can feel hurt from you saying rude stuff to me.
* **Jacob:** Just please shut up.

### SCENE THREE: "Phys Ed Is The Worst"

* **Jacob (narrating):** Yes I have to put up with Ryan for a while, but he can be idiotic at times. Anyway, it is now Phys Ed, on the first day back, how very weird.
* *The gang is seen lining up.*
* **Jacob:** When Henry and Hayden get here, don't go mentioning the G word to them.
* **Ryan:** Fine.
* **Jacob:** Good dog.
* **Ryan:** I'm not a dog, why do you keep on saying this to me?
* **Jacob:** You act like a dog.
* **Ryan:** Don't be rude.