Tales of the Host: The Tale of Nikki

## Chapter 1: Till then, fellow Wikiers!

**Shipper:** Well, that's our show, folks! Remember to keep rollin in those questions and dares!

**Nick:** Yeah, and comment #BringustheBird if you wanna see more tweets.

**Shipper:** Boi, don't no one wanna see your tweets!

**Nikki:** Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!

**Shipper:** Aaaaaaaand, cut! \*turns off camera\* That's a wrap! Good job, everybody! Go get some coffee by the break room, you've earned it!

**Nick:** \*sighs and stretches\* Ah! Nothing like a good episode of torture to really start you off right!

**Nikki:** Yup! Now, for the "Daily Darable" check. Time to see if everyone's alive. Jesse?

**Jesse:** \*on target board\* Here!

**Nikki:** Petra?

**Petra:** \*buried under biscuits\* Here!

**Nikki:** Lukas? Jenny?

**Lukas & Jenny:** Here! \*continue making out\*

**Nikki:** Olivia? Axel?

**Olivia & Axel:** \*infected w/ potion of nausea\* Here...olp!

**Nikki:** Classic Order?

**Classic Order:** \*buried underground\* Here!

**Nikki:** Episode 8 cast?

**Episode 8 Cast:** \*in cage\* Here!

**Nikki:** Harper?

**Harper:** \*fighting zombie horde\* Here--agh! hey, back off!

**Nikki:** Welp, that's everyone! \*pulls lever which deactivates all torture\* Hokay! Go get some rest guys!

**Lukas:** Gee, thanks. \*rubs shoulder\*

**Shipper:** I'm off to live chat! See ya! \*leaves\*

**Nick:** I'm gonna go meet the OC boys for tonight. It's Friday, baby! \*leaves\*

**Petra:** I'm gonna go tend my wounds. I need to be stable for the next episode. come on, guys. \*leaves\*

**All (except Nikki):** \*leave\*

**Nikki: ...**Hey, Jesse? Hold up a moment. I need to talk with you.

**Jesse:** ?

**Nikki:** I'm not going to hurt you. The episode's over, remember?

**Jesse:** ...\*follows Nikki\* Okay...what are you talking about?

**Nikki:** Listen...there's something you don't quite know about me yet. It's going to sound pretty crazy, so...be prepared.

**Jesse:** Prepared? Where is this going?

**Nikki:** It's actually family matters, bro.

**Jesse:** "Bro?" As in..."bromigo?" Or...as in--?!

**Nikki:** Yeah...high time I told you. I'm your sister, Jesse.

## Chapter 2: Family Tension

**Jesse:** WTF?! We're actually related?!

**Nikki:** Calm down. I know it's twisted, but it's true. Steve and Alex are our parents, and...well, I never told you because of...you being a darable and all.

**Jesse:** So you mean to say that this dumb show was more important than your kinship with me?!

**Nikki:** Wha--no that's not it! It's just that Shipper didn't expect the show to become so popular, and we had to keep it up so everyone could be happy!

**Jesse:** Everyone except you family, apparently.

**Nikki:** Will you just let me explain?! I had to make a choice! If I favored you in any way, then it would leave upset Wikiers! But if I didn't, and you eventually found out about this, then YOU'D be he one angry! Do you know how hard it's been to torture my own brother?!

**Jesse:** So you chose making me angry instead of your precious Wikiers. Nice choice.

**Nikki:** Oh for Notch's sake! Do you want to know WHY I risked making you mad?!

**Jesse:** Why? To make me look dumb? To fill in the blanks for your Wikiers? To please Shipper by torturing me, your own brother?!

**Nikki:** BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND AND MOVE ON INSTEAD OF BEING SUCH A HEARTLESS D\*\*K ABOUT IT!

**Jesse:** \*stunned\*

**Nikki:** Forget it. I was wrong to think you deserved to learn the truth. I should've known you'd react selfishly. \*starts to leave\*

## Chapter 3: Siblings Together, Family Forever

**Jesse:** ...Nikki, hold up!

**Nikki:** \*whips around\* What?

**Jesse:** I...I'm sorry.

**Nikki:** Ever heard of the phrase, "too little, too late?"

**Jesse:** Look, I was...just shocked...and angry...mostly because I had a family member who was actually ALIVE this whole time...and they never bothered to tell me...as if I didn't matter at all.

**Nikki:** Well, when you put it THAT way--

**Jesse:** But then I remembered that I'm supposed to be the older sibling about this...and I never considered the pain you might be feeling to hide it. It was for Shipper's sake, wasn't it?

**Nikki:** ...Um--

**Jesse:** So, I understand now that it's only fair to move on. Maybe we'dve grown closer then, instead of barking at each other like this. But I get it if you're still mad.

**Nikki:** \*sigh\* You're such a moron.

**Jesse:** Yes, we've established that.

**Nikki:** I'm not mad, dummy. I was just hurt.

**Jesse:** You have a very funny way of showing it.

**Nikki:** \*Pfff!\* Shut up! \*punches shoulder\*

**Jesse:** Ow! Ou--hey! That actually didn't hurt a bit.

**Nikki:** Why would I hurt my bro? \*grins\*

**Nick:** Hey! Are you two done in there? I;ll drink all this coffee myself if you don't hurry!

**Jesse:** \*walks to break room w/ Nikki\* Oh, so now that we've made up, I wanted to ask: if you're my sister, what does that make Nick? My other little brother? My nephew? My cousin?

**Nikki:** Your son.

**Jesse:** O.O

THE END