Day

the average man in his natural habitat

William Golding

Weeb's lazy, socially inept, and otherwise drastically inferior clone is a 15-year-old who claims to make YouTube videos but in reality wastes her entire life staring at a computer screen in her basement alone while occasionally throwing together garbage in Premiere Pro when especially bored.

## Early Life

​Day was born in [redacted] on [redacted] [redacted], 20[redacted][redacted] in a top secret government experiment. Upon exiting the [redacted], she promptly [redacted] everyone within [redacted] miles, instantly toppling the entire Communist agenda and rewriting history so that everyone would think that America had always been a Capitalist state. Soon afterwords, she [redacted] herself from everyone's memories and reenacted the ending of [redacted]. She then spent the next 130 years slowly conquering the rest of the world, using her Dr. Manhattan-level powers to wage war against any Communists who stood in her way. Under communism, the world had developed much more efficiently than it had in our timeline, and as such the communist's advanced weaponry was able to hold off Day for a time. However, eventually she crushed every last bit of the resistance and instated her evil capitalistic ideology on the world for her own monetary gain. With the world thoroughly in chaos, Day slowly became a reptile sitting in a sky scraper atop the hell that she had created in the name of disproving trickle-down economics. Eventually, though, she got bored of watching herself get richer and the poor get poorer and reloaded a save state on reality back to when she was born, but kept all of the altered variables regarding the political state of the world in the RAM, effectively allowing her to be reborn into her ideal kingdom as a lowly pesant. She then erased her own memory and began life in what is likely the current real-world timeline.

## Life Pre-Worm Ouroboros

For the first thirteen years of her life in the current timeline, Day took the shape of a boy named Damon, an autistic nerd of unfathomable proportions. Unable to communicate with the outside world through anything other than references to media, Damon did not make many friends during this stage of his life, and what few he did were incredible wastes of time as no one could keep up with the godlike intellect he retained from his life as Day. So, he spent most of his time wasting away in his basement playing video games and browsing Miiverse and Smashboards in search of someone who understood him. In spite of appearances, though, he was content with this life style, as the thought of entering the real world terrified him much more than dying there alone.

However, tragedy eventually struck: In one of his adventures through the Wired, he happened across Neon Genesis Evangelon and Horseshoe Finale nearly simultaneously, and as a result became trapped in the Cycle of the Endless One, causing him to [redacted] his [redacted], driving him much deeper into [redacted] then ever before. Eventually, he remembered his old life in full and began [redacted] for [redacted] once again. Embracing the identity of Day yet again, she V̷̢̢̭̖̟̭̠̻̠̹̘̤͎͉́̂̓̿̆͑͗̎͆͗͌̍͘̕͝T̵̡̩̣͎̄͂̍̔Y̷̧̳̳̳̤̩͙̰͇͖͍̽͌̈̕Ḑ̴̧̢̤͙̭̣̞̠̙̣̯̘̠͖͒̓̆̅̈̉̊̌̒͗̌̊̋́͝Ţ̸̧̧̝̠͈̥̭̤̭̥̉͗͐W̶̢͔͆̈́̄͆̃͊́̀͒͐̾̓͊̓̚W̷̨̛̗̳̯͖̲̣͍̠̣̩̬̿͂͛̒̊͜ ̷̡͙̯͇͖̙͛̀́͊͝E̸̢̧̧̺͓̱̻̳̮̦̱̮̥̔͗̎́͐͗͒͝ ̸̡͚̩͇̗̦̳̗͛̌̀̏̈́͗P̵͚̯̲̺͗R̴̛̛̞͔̺̦͖͈̔̿̈́̂̓̉̓͝͠ͅU̸̢͈̤͖̗͑́̌͗̏͜R̷̜̖̫̂̓̉̇̎̓̍̽̚̚͝G̷̡̬̳̤̟̗͇̝̟̫͙͖̽͛ͅB̸̡͈̟̻̅͊̒̐̾̕͘W̴̧̃̄̾̄̈́̌͆̃̊̕͘ͅ ̶̞͖̥̝̖͖̥̼̂̌͝V̵̙͈̪͓͇̣̩͓̝̲͙͓͇͚̂͛̅̀̑͛͑͌͌̀̈́͑̀͝ͅL̴̡̨͚͕̰̎̿͆̇͗̋̅͐͂̔̚̕͜͜͝͠R̷͎̥̱̍̄͊̏̏͂̆̾͊̿͘͝Q̴̥̭̞̹͓̺͒͗̀N̶̢͖̹̙̤͓̱̋͌͆̎͆̉̅͂͒̽̆̕͠Ĉ̴̩̤͔͕̺̝̠̜̩̯́̊̅̈̚ͅX̴̖͚́͂͆̉̊͘ ̶̨̠̲͙͍̱͍̭̹̂̍̎́ͅÁ̵̳̖̦͉̻͔̱̫̣͎̮̳̝̰̒F̸͈̲̣̼̗̻̯̻̙̳̌̀͗̎̃̚̕͜͠W̷̡̧͓͎̬̬̟͇̠̜̍̊̈̒̌̇̊̔̃͗̽̊̇̋͜ ̴̭̝͔̼͗͆̊͆̉͠F̷̛̛̳̞́̿̎̍̋̂͑̒́̋V̸̛̝̲́F̵̧̞̻̬̳̮̼͋̉͒̿̍̂͑̊̏̈̿̀͝ͅÖ̶̫̬͍̬́͂͆͑̿͝K̸̛̛͓͙̘̺̬̞̙̜̓́̂̑̈̀͝Q̴͚̫̠̞͎̟̘͔͎̫̼̦͕͖̽͛͂̿̕͝ͅ ̷̧̪̭͕̞͓̫͎̦̜͖̉̃̓̔̽̓͊͜͜͠T̶͕̭͖͕͉̫́̄̍̇̽̈́́͋̒͌͂͋̽̀̍ͅJ̸͕̀̇̇̒̋̔͋̍͌͛̋Ţ̶̨̨̥͉̪̜͓̰̘̦̼̹̌́́͊̈́̀̀̀̾́̐̒́̚T̸̢͇̙̠̖̳̗͎̗͍̠̹͎̼̈́́̀̋͑̔́͛̚͝G̷̡͖̪̰͕̙̓̓̈̉̍̔̀̃̚͜Ḩ̷̡̞͙͖͐̄̇̃̈́D̴̪͙͐̔̈́̆͂͑̕͠ ̷̢̡̟̜̫̝̳͖͎̯̗̺̓̉̓̽Ź̸̛̛̠̭̘̱̠̺̰̖̣̮̻̘́̒͌̑̓̆͋̈́͑͝͠ͅK̵̡̨̰̥͍̪̻͙̻̹̥̦̉͛͜ͅ ̸̛̬͎̙̺̰̟̝͆̂̎̑͌̊͗̀̅̋̄͆̌̈́T̸̢̡̞̘̖̿͛̿͆͂̃̌Z̸̢̥̫̞͕͙̰̯̲̭̖̀̄̈́̀̑ͅX̷̛͙̓̅͂̈͗̋͐͊͑̏̄̌ ̵̩̦̭̬̎̽̽̍̋͆͐͒̀͒̈́̑̇A̵̧̼̪̭̞̝͈͒̋͒̿̓͋͑̾͐̐͜͝ͅF̶̻̭͍̬̗̪͇͔̜͓̜̓̄͋̈̀̾͗̀̚̚͘Ṵ̶̘̦̗̥̤̳̺̥͇̍̎̋̓͒̋̈́͠ͅM̵̨̛̛̫̟͖̖͓̞̖̯̗͕̟͙̍̾̑̑͗͒̓͐ ̸̠̝͍̟̪̞͒̐̽̾̋̈́͐͝Ḿ̸̦̫͚͇͉̎͒̐͝G̸̜̃͊͗̐̐́̕͝R̶̡̹̮͇̫̙͒G̵̡̡̫͓̭̱̦̟͙͉̓͆́̽̄̇̀̇̉̊̉͊̕͜͜͝͝U̸̪̮͎̗͍̙̤̹͒̍̈̓́S̵̪͒̾̿̆͛̀̔̂̈́͗̾͊̇̐͠I̸̢̦͉̜̳̟̟̭̝͒̃̆̒̕X̶̢̱̩̳̝͚͖̳̮̜͈̦̫̰͐̀͜S̷̤̞̜͇͓̝̻̞̐̓̄̀̇͗́̏̑̌̓͋̚͝͝ͅ.̷̛͚͚̻̬̥̫̫͚̤̩̗̻̜͆͂͗͒̒͝

## The Worm Ouroboros

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