Val Skullcruncher

* Conjoined
* Solo

**Vallory "Val" Skullcruncher** is the conjoined sister of Mal Skullcruncher who works as both a member of S.H.A.T. and a part-time preschool teacher at T.T. Barr Elementary. She first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". She is voiced by Kari Wahlgren.

## Biography

Vallory Skullcruncher was born in Dome City to unknown parents, conjoined with her twin sister Mal Skullcruncher, and their underdeveloped triplet brother Sal Skullcruncher. As children, Val and Mal were polar opposites right from the very start, with Mal being a violent and destructive maniac, who did nothing but cause absolute chaos and Val being a goody two-shoes perfect girl, who could do no wrong. Deep down, Val wasn't the nice girl she passed herself off as and had her mind was often cluttered with impure thoughts. However, she never acted on them, as she felt obligated to be the pure-hearted foil to counteract Mal's horrible behavior.

Throughout her life, Val was always submissive and subservient to everyone in her life, mostly her sister and her parents. She would rarely speak her mind or stand up for herself, even when she felt rightfully uncomfortable with how she was being treated. This led to her getting pushed around and abused a lot and forced into situations she didn't like.

In high school, Val had a boyfriend that Mal grew quickly jealous of, worrying that the boy might be stealing her sister away from him. Mal sabotaged their relationship by secretly telling the boyfriend behind Val's back that Val doesn't want to date a guy with only one head and convinced him to have a bunch of extra heads surgically attached to him to impress his girlfriend. In reality, Val didn't like how her boyfriend had all these new heads, having liked him for who he originally was and dumped him. In college, Val had another boyfriend that Mal also got jealous of and history repeated itself.

As adults, Val and Mal would get different jobs, which they had to drag each other to on a regular basis. Mal worked as a military soldier and would bring Val along for her dangerous and deadly missions, which Val quietly suffered through, so as to support her sister. Val got a job working as a preschool teacher at T.T. Barr Elementary, where she would cover her sister's head in a paper bag and make her go dormant, so as not to interrupt the class or do anything inappropriate. She told her boss, Principal Carter that she was covering a boil on her body so that he wouldn't know about her sister. Unfortunately for her, her boss had a sexual fetish for boils and would constantly sexually harass her, trying to get a peek at her boil underneath her bag.

Val would eventually start working with her sister for the organization of The S.H.A.T. Squad to fight the war on Bazarack and alien armafe. She quickly fell in love with her leader, Fichael and became his girlfriend, which came as a huge disappointment to Mal, who thought she could do way better.

## Appearance

Val Skullcruncher is a young adult Caucasian woman with long brunette hair worn in a braid tail. She wears a lilac shirt with a midnight trim, midnight buttons, and a midnight waistband, a pin of a red apple with a green leaf on it, blue pants, mauve shoes with cyber grape shoe bottoms, black spectacles, and a glowing cyan bracelet. She has Mal growing out of her left side as a conjoined twin. She also had a third siamese twin, albeit very underdeveloped, named Sal, who was growing between her boobs but in "Robot Revolution", she and Mal had him severed and removed.

## Personality

Val Skullcruncher is a very sweet and bubbly elementary school teacher at T.T. Barr Elementary, who gets a warm and fuzzy feeling from teaching the delightful little children of Dome City all about the beauties and wonders of the world. Val has gotten used to having Mal as a siamese twin and is somehow able to live her life independent of her and act as though she's not even there, completely ignoring whatever chaotic events are happening around her at the time.

Val is very submissive and doesn't really have much willpower to stand up for herself, as seen by how she lets her boss and her students abuse and mistreat her and call her names like "Ms. Skullcunt". This also goes to show in her dating life, where she's dropped her standards so low that she became Fichael's girlfriend and was willing to happily stay with him, even after all the disgusting and annoying things he did in front of her, although it was clear, deep down, that she felt uncomfortable with it.

Secretly, Val is repressing a turbulent hurricane of impassioned rage toward everyone and everything that pisses her off as well as a insatiable blood lust, equal to that of Mal's but she never lets these puerile thoughts leave her mind. In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", a mind-reading device gave us a look into the darkest depths of her brain, where she threatened to someday snap and kill everybody. In "War and Peace", Val killed her first living being in war and swiftly dropped her entire "nice girl" attitude and let her true colors show. Val turned into a violent, murderous killing machine, who gave Mal a run for her money. She also dumped Fichael and took complete control over her life for once and chose to take up a new lifestyle in pure villainy.

## Relationships

### Family

* **Mal Skullcruncher** - Val is the conjoined twin sister of Mal, who has always been her good-hearted foil, her voice of reason, and her ego to her id. Although they're completely different from each other, they always try to work together as a team, even if they have trouble agreeing with each other. Despite their disagreements and their regular arguments, fights, and squabbles, Val and Mal are sister, who truly love and support each other and their very different choices and lifestyles. Mal has always felt the need to be "the good girl" to counteract Mal's evil personality. However, in "War and Peace", she made it clear that this was going to change, when she finally snapped and went bad, proving to be even *worse* than Mal. When Val got split apart from Mal's body, she damned her and swore she never wanted to see her again, breaking Mal's heart.
* **Sal Skullcruncher** - Val is annoyed with her vestigial brother, one of the few pet peeves both she and Mal can agree on hating. In "Robot Revolution", she and Mal severed Sal and flushed him down to toilet to be rid of him once and for all and neither one of them has looked back since.

### Love Interests

* **Fichael** - Val first started to fall smitten with Fichael in "Welcome to Farzar", where she blushed at him and told him just how paternal he was, when taking care of Zobo. Right from the get go, Mal was against them becoming boyfriend and girlfriend, seeing Fichael as being far beneath Val. Fichael made a move on her in "St. Pudchugger's Day", by asking her out on a date for the holiday. Val accepted and admitted that she had exceedingly low standards. On their first date, Fichael was extraordinarily repulsive, invasive, and downright inappropriate to Val, asking her about wiping her butthole and revealing his weird hobby of cutting the eyes out of pictures of women in magazines. Despite all of this shit, Val was polite and sat through this increasingly uncomfortable date, even allowing Fichael to kiss her without her initial consent. Mal attempted to sabotage their relationship by convincing Fichael to surgically attach a bunch of heads to his body to become more like his girlfriend, which actually just made Val dump him. Val soon found out that Mal was the one behind this and was pissed off at her for ruining her relationship. Mal later went back and fixed her mistakes, by destroying the other heads and reuniting Val and Fichael. In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Val encouraged Fichael to enact alien immigration as the currently acting czar of Dome City and gathered up some very qualified aliens to join their society. However, out of an irrational fear that these handsome and intelligent aliens might try to steal Val from him, Fichael rejected them all and instead enlisted complete dumbfucks, Flobby and Belzert to join the city instead. In "Flammily Reunion", Val's one-month anniversary with Fichael came up and she planned on giving him her virginity to celebrate, only for him to blow her off on their anniversary date. When Val came down to the castle to see Fichael, she saw him naked in bed with his inbred cousins. Fichael tried to explain that he didn't consent to sex with his cousins or follow through with it and that it was just a royal tradition on his mom's side of the family for people to inbreed with their cousins, Val was still pissed off and left the room. Val was still not convinced, however. Fichael made it up to her by masturbating several times and filling a jug with his semen, which he'd give to his cousins to use, so that he could impregnate them asexually. Val was so flattered by this generous act, that she forgave him and pulled Fichael in for some wild and crazy sex. This sex was insanely painful to Fichael on account of all the masturbating he went through before, which chaffed his dick raw, making for a very insufferable first time on Fichael's side. In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Val's mind-reading helmet revealed that Val was secretly completely disgusted by Fichael, deep down. In "War and Peace", Fichael acted like a misogynist prick to Val and asked her to knit him a sweater instead of fight with all the men. This was Val's breaking point and with that, she joined forces with Renzo and dumped him, by locking him in a cage. Val screamed at Fichael for the shitty ways he'd beeb treating her in their relationship, especially with him telling her what to do all the time and pointed out that he didn't even know what she did for a living.

## Trivia

* Val and Mal are technically triplets with a third person who's attached to their body, this being an underdeveloped blob of skin named Sal, who grew in between their boobs before they severed him and flushed him down the toilet, as seen in "Robot Revolution".
* Val and Mal do a timeshare of their genitals. Before 9:00pm, Val has custody of the vagina and Mal has the ass until 9:01pm, when they switch over.
	+ Unlike Mal, Val is a "virgin", having never had sex with anyone, at least when she was in control of the vagina.
* In "Save the Reaper Demons", Val read the anti-white book, *White Fragility* and was told by a quiz at the end that she was a racist.
* She is the Farzar counterpart of Ethel Anderson from Brickleberry.