Adam Blampied/Appraisals

This page lists various things the cast have said about Adam Blampied.

"*Annie Lennox wannabe... Bieber-looking bastard.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING*)

"*The prettiest pit hag there ever was...*"
―Carley (*You've Been Hagged!*)

"*Oh Adam, have you been drinking all the WKD at the school disco? What's gone on?*"
―Ben (*A Bad Moon Rises*)

"*I have never seen anybody look at someone the way that Adam looks at Sullivan Beau Brown.* "
―Tom (*Let's Play DREAM CRUSH*)

"*If there's one thing that Adam loves above all else; look at the things he does with his life, look at what he's got up to... it's wrestling.*" [to Adam's howls of protest]
―Laurie (*Let's Play DREAM CRUSH*)

"*How do they get people to like them? Make a YouTube channel to get people to hang out with them.* "
―Dom (*Let's Play MEAN GIRLS: THE PARTY GAME*)

"*You smug son of a bitch... fuck you... even in victory you are the smuggest..*"
―Jon (*Let's Play UNFATHOMABLE*)

"*Imagine zombies not being interested in eating you. Imagine being so desperate for their attention and they're just like - nah mate, you know what? You look like dog to us.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*)

"*Honestly, it was the sweetest betrayal. I think he's just a sweet boy, he's trying really hard, he doesn't really understand how the game works, he's not very experienced. So his betrayal was - I thought it was just really lovely. It was really quite Christmassy and festive.*"
―Jon (*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*)

"*From an average person this would be a good turn. But for Adam it’s truly miraculous.*"
―Trudi Trotters (*Blair Vs Adam - Patchwork - LOTB Quarter Final*)

"*All the important people won. And Adam was there too.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*)

"*I believe in Adam - he can win one of them. He can win one game. He can win half a game. He can win a quarter of a game. He can win no games. He's not going to win any games.*"
―Rosie (*Let's Play TSURO*)

"*The thing about Adam is that Adam is an incredibly good player of games. He's got a good tactical mind. He's played a lot of board games. He's played a lot of Tsuro specifically. So,* can *Adam win a game of Tsuro? Yes.* Will *Adam win a game of Tsuro? Not on your life, not while I'm around.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play TSURO*)

"*Thank you Adam Blampied, my little sweet pet - you've done your bidding well.*"
―Dom (*Popsicle Goes The Weasel*)

"*Adam, who is notoriously difficult to read... because you're so blond!*"
―Brooke (*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*)

"*When Adam is good, he gets this voice... very mentor, very zen...Whereas when he's evil, he gets a little more plan-oriented. He definitely plays with his heart when he's a good'un.*"
―Brooke (*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*)

"*Because it's Adam, he would make you a bad boy. Because he wants to be a bad boy with you. He wants to be your bad boy boyfriend and I won't allow it.*" [to Sullivan]
―Brooke (*Poppygrown')*

"*You always need to watch out for sneaky sneaky Adam, because not only is he a notorious cheat, he's also a bastard as well.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*)

"*I just don't want to be connected to* you*.*"
―Blair (*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*)

"*It's almost like he's playing the game really well - but that doesn't make any sense. It's not like Adam.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*)

"*People seem to like you ... and I think they're wrong.*"
―Laurie (*Adam Vs Laurie - Shobu - LOTB Semi Final*)

"*Adam is very hard to read, socially.*"
―Jon (*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*)

"*He loves a big reveal.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*)

"*Sometimes I can read Adam and sometimes he gets me.*"
―Carley (*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*)

"*He's one of the most socially intelligent people I've ever met*"
―Brooke (*No Rolls Barred Discord Anniversary 2022*)

"*We've had a loser problem for coming on a year now.*"
―Tom (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*You're the best guy in the whole world. You know all the people you've ever met? Well they're nothing comparatively to you! Look at that winning hair! Those great eyes! Those teeth that go on for days!*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*Adam, if you're watching this now, I'm genuinely very sorry. But I had to do it! You'll take Sullivan from me!*"
―Brooke (*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*)

"*I spend half a year giving him shit, I can give him 2 points.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play HUES AND CUES*)

"*He's jealous of me because I'm young, I'm funny and I'm cute. And these are all things that he must destroy at any cost.*"
―Tilly (*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME')*

"*Adam's baby voice is one of the worst things that has been committed to film.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME')*

"*No-one's ever targeted you, you're just bad at games!*" [to Adam]
―Laurie (*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME')*

"*There are 5 of us and 1 of you, so the losses are many, many more always, than win opportunities. So why is it then used as an excuse to bully you?*"
―Dan (*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME')*

"*They're feeling each other out here. And the game is also going on.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME')*

"*You steal my look and then you steal my cards!*"
―Dan (*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME')*

"*He wouldn't know a win if it bit him on the dick.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME')*

"*Let's talk about your self-esteem, Adam.*"
―Dan (*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII')*

"*Adam's come crawling back and I've got no time for it... you're done, you're dead to me. Go back to your little friends who hate you!*"
―Izzy (*Let's Play BRISTOL 1350')*

"*I want to apologise for our 2/3 of the cart to your 1/3 of the cart - we treated you unfairly.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play BRISTOL 1350')*

"*Don't, you prick. I will dedicate my entire decision...*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play WONDERLANDS WAR (Part 1)*)

"*Why did I put my faith in the player who's the worst at boardgames?*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play WONDERLANDS WAR (Part 1)*)

"*I think it's pathetic you've had to cast us all as Nazis to get this episode's slight hero rub.*"
―Laurie *(Let's Play SNIPER ELITE: THE BOARD GAME)*

"*Did you know that Plato once said 'the greatest love you can feel is for an Adam'?*"
―Sullivan (*Playing With Your Food*)

"*I'm generally fairly good at reading his efforts to be caught versus...*" [she was wrong]
―Carley (*ARE YOU EVIL?! (episode)*)

"*I've got a cup of tea, you've got a big dick... we're not afraid to say the truth.*"
―Sullivan (*Pictionary, But IMPOSSIBLE MODE*)

"*I wish I'd got round to drawing your other leg - it's no wonder she's jealous.*"
―Sullivan (*Pictionary, But IMPOSSIBLE MODE*)

"*We asked who the biggest dickhead was, and someone put their hand up.*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play TERRORSCAPE*)

"*You're mean. You're a nasty, awful man. And your house is smelly!*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play TERRORSCAPE*)

"*I don't like the cut of your jib, to be honest. I'm going to put you in the stocks.*"
―Ivan (*Let's Play SALEM 1692*)

"*Are those the beautiful movements, the fluid liquid movements of a liar?*"
―Dan (*Let's Play COUP II*)

"*Me and Laurie have to really work on dragging him back down - like a crab in a bucket.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play GOOD FACE BAD FACE*)

"*I have to hand it to you man, that was some A-grade bullshitting then ... If you win this, Adam, that makes you the best demon ever - top of the leader board if you win this.*"
―Ben (*A Royal Blunder*)

"*I feel like Adam is a real liability as a demon.*"
―Dom (*A Royal Blunder*)