A Kristmaz Carol

## Characters

* Cadeau as Narrator/Himself
* Alan as Caesar Bluedge
* Blueberry as Ted Bluedge
* Mars Sr. as Rob Patchit
* Marina as Natalie Patchit
* Blizzy as Reeder Patchit
* Maria as Mary Patchit
* Mars Jr. as Timy Jim
* Frankie as Caleb Parley
* Blossom as the Ghost of Kristmaz Past
* Seafoam as the Ghost of Kristmaz Present
* Injigo as the Ghost of Kristmaz Future
* Autumn as Isabelle
* Conejito as Wizzifeg
* Froggy as Charity Pet #1
* Blitz as Charity Pets #2

## Prologue

**Cadeau**: Ok, we begin this story in the 1800s where a grouchy glider whose name is Caesar Bluedge didn't like Kristmaz. He thinks that Kristmaz has no purpose and only an excuse not to do anything. Since his business partner had passed away, he has been focusing on expanding his business across the town and into other towns. He abuses his only employee, Rob Patchit with too much work and low payment. One night during Kristmaz Eve, he is visited by his old business partner and three other ghosts who try to help him from not going to the path of darkness and to not end up as his business partner and to learn the true meaning of the Kolidays.

## Stage 1

**Cadeau**: It was Christmas Eve in the town of Wringington, inside the building was the grouchy business glider, Caesar Bluedge, who is the richest pet in the town and who is counting his money. He plans to expand his business across the town and the other nearby towns. His only employee, Rob Patchit is working on a project that Caesar told him to do.

**Caesar Bluedge**: 173 coins, 174 coins, 175 coins...

\*Door opens and Rob Patchit comes in and starts working\*

**Caesar Bluedge**: Well, your late, I'm going to take some money from your paycheck for that.

**Rob Patchit**: I know.

**Cadeau**: After many hours, Caesar's nephew, Ted Bluedge comes to pay a visit to his uncle.

**Ted Bluedge**: Happy Kristmaz Uncle!

**Caesar Bluedge**: Bah Humtug!

**Ted Bluedge**: Why so grouchy during this time of the year?

**Caesar Bluedge**: Kristmaz is nothing but a waste of time!

**Ted Bluedge**: That's not true, it's about spending time with the ones you love and that's what I am here to do!

**Caesar Bluedge**: Huh?

**Ted Bluedge**: I am here to invite to our annual Christmas party, for the 8th time!

**Caesar Bluedge**: I rather not.

**Ted Bluedge**: But we will have a good time, we have lemon meriguine pie, chocolate cake, fish salad, even wild boarstein, your favorite.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Like I said before, I rather not and please leave.

**Ted Bluedge**: Ok, let me know when you change your mind.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Like that is ever going to happen.

\*Ted leaves the building with a defeated face.\*

## Stage 2

**Cadeau**: Many hours after Ted Bluedge, it was early evening and Caesar Bluedge and Rob were still working. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Rob, get the door.

**Rob Patchit**: Okay.

\*Rob opens the door and two Charity Pets come in.\*

**Both Charity Pets**: Happy Kristmaz, Mr. Bluedge!

**Caesar Bluedge**: Good evening.

**Charity Pet #1**: Would you like to donate some money?

**Caesar Bluedge**: Why would anyone want to do that?

**Charity Pet #2**: To help the poor who are out in the cold streets?

**Caesar Bluedge**: Yes, but why on this horrid day?

**Charity Pet #1**: Kristmaz is the season of giving and its perfect time of the year.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Leave!

**Charity Pet #2**: But.

**Caesar Bluedge**: I said LEAVE!

\*The Charity Pets leave the building, Rob Patchit comes towards Caesar Bluedge.\*

**Rob Patchit**: There was something I was meaning to ask you, sir.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Alright, you got 5 minutes.

**Rob Patchit**: You know how it is Kristmaz Eve?

**Caesar Bluedge**: Yes?

**Rob Patchit**: Is it okay if I went took the evening and tomorrow off work?

**Caesar Bluedge**: What?

**Rob Patchit**: I want to spend time with my family because I rarely spend time with them.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Alright, but I expect you to work overtime to make up time.

**Rob Patchit**: Thank you, sir!

\*Rob Patchit leaves with happiness.\*

## Stage 3

**Cadeau**: Hours passed and it was now night and Caesar Bluedge decided to leave his building and headed home. He wanted to rest and sleep.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Its been a long and horrible day but I'm glad I'm back home!

\*Caesar decides to go to bed.\*

**Caesar Bluedge**: Time to go to sleep for the horrible day tomorrow.

**Cadeau**: Caesar goes to bed and when the clock strikes 12, a ghost who is covered in some chains comes to Caesar's Room.

**Caleb Parley**: Wake up, my friend.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Aaaah!

**Caleb Parley**: Relax!

**Caesar Bluedge**: Who are you?

**Caleb Parley**: Its just me, Caleb.

**Caesar Bluedge**: I thought you were dead!

**Caleb Parley**: I'm just a ghost!

**Caesar Bluedge**: Ghost aren't real!

**Caleb Parley**: Of course, your just dreaming!

**Caesar Bluedge**: So, what are doing?

**Caleb Parley**: I came here to stop you from going to the path of darkness and evil! You see, I have done very bad things in the past and I have chains and each chain represents a bad deed I've done. When the clock strikes an hour, a ghost will visit you and there will be three in total.

**Cadeau**: As Caleb disappears, Caesar ignores his warnings and goes back to sleep until the clock strikes 1.

## Stage 4

**Cadeau**: Its been almost an hour since Caleb Parley's visit and Caesar Bluedge went back to sleep. When the clock struck 1, it began to jingle sleigh bells in Caesar Bluedge's room.

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: Wake up.

\*Caesar Bluedge doesn't wake up.\*

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: WAKE UP!

\*Caesar Bluedge is startled.\*

**Caesar Bluedge**: Who are you?

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: I'm the Ghost of Kristmaz Past and I'm one of the three ghosts that Caleb Parley mentioned.

**Caesar Bluedge**: What do you want?

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: I'm here to take you to visit your past. Take my hand.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Um...

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: I'll take that as a yes!

\*The Ghost of Kristmaz Past picks him up and flies out the window.\*

**Caesar Bluedge**: Where are we going?

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: Into this magic door!

\*The Magic Door appears and they enter it.\*

## Stage 5

**Cadeau**: As they enter the magic door, they are now somewhere very familiar.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Where are we right now?

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: You'll see.

\*They land outside of a building.\*

**Caesar Bluedge**: Wait a moment, are we in Wizzifeg's office?

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: We are indeed.

**Caesar Bluedge**: I remember when I was his apprentice.

\*Caesar spots Wizzifeg\*

**Caesar**: Wizzifeg! Its me, Caesar! Why can't he hear me?

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: We can't mess around with the past.

\*They watch Past Caesar Bluedge and Wizzifeg talking.\*

**Wizzifeg**: Its time, Caesar!

**Past** **Caesar Bluedge**: Time for what?

**Wizzifeg**: For my annual Kristmaz Party!

**Past** **Caesar Bluedge**: I'm very excited about the party.

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: It looked like you loved Kristmaz.

**Caesar Bluedge**: Good time I guess.

**Cadeau:** Minutes passed and Wizzifeg's party had already begun.

**Caesar Bluedge**: I remember this, it was when I met Isabelle.

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: Who's that?

**Caesar Bluedge**: She was my love interested at the time.

**Isabelle**: Would you like to dance with me?

**Past Caesar Bluedge**: Um... sure.

\*They begin to dance.\*

**Ghost of Kristmaz Past**: You seem like you're having fun. What went wrong?

**Caesar Bluedge**: It had to do with my greed.

## Credits

* Written Kelpvine from 12/1/2022 to TBA (ongoing).

## Trivia

* This story is based on "A Christmas Carol" that was written by Charles Dickens.
* The story is told in the form of a play transcript.
* "Bah Humbug!'" was changed to "Bah Humtug!".
* This story takes place after the events of "The Kelpy Chronicles".