Cool Slide Story

This page is about the main storyline of Cool Slide, excluding most nonsense slides.

In the beginning, Cool Slide was pure nonsense, but then the Hairy Pigs appeared. They invaded and attacked every slide (Excluding title slide) until slide 5, where the first protagonist is introduced. An old sea turtle with a big beard, walks up to the hairy pigs and yells, one of his famous quotes, "Seaweed" which scares the hairy pigs away. After a job well done, the Old Sea Turtle confronts the hairy pig leader, on Slide 6. The hairy pig leader then says, "We finally meet.." The Old Sea Turtle then replies with "Texas" which instantly kills the Hairy Pig Leader. An ordinary Hairy Pig appears and summons the Big Pig in anger of what the Old Sea Turtle has done to their leader. The big pig appears out of no where and exclaims, "Ye shall suffer the wrath of the big pig" before it switches the the SpongeBob base. The SpongeBob ringleader summons several incarnations of SpongeBob, including fanmade versions. A Star Wars like scene plays where yellow text floats up from the bottom of the screen, it states: "*The spongebobs took everything. They conquered every single city on earth. There isn’t even an earth anymore, just SpongeBobs. There was a reason they did this though… They had to prepare to get vengeance on their allies death, the leader of the hairy pigs. They were on their way to the cool-sliderverse to eliminate the one who killed the hairy pig leader, the old turtle. What they didn't know, was that reinforcements for the turtle were coming."* In the next slide, the Old Sea Turtle is vastly outnumbered, by the Big Pig, SpongeBobs, and Hairy pigs. This is where the heroes come in. Cthulhu, a turkey, a termite, an emoji, and the world's ugliest dog contest winner, appear, ready to defend the Old Sea Turtle, They easily beat the entire enemy squad. An alien thanks them for saving earth, their home planet (Obviously a lie). The Black Squid Thingy is then introduced in the next slide. It summons some of its most powerful warriors, the three aliens. The first alien destroys a city with Oreos. The second alien turns a person into a blob of hair, while chanting, Hair, Hair, Everywhere! The third alien gets immediately destroyed by Hugo The Hugon. Before you can see how the aliens die, it cuts to the Black Squid Thingy resurrecting his minions. He then appoints Shaggy as their leader. An alien (Not the ones that are hostile, but the one that thanked the Old Sea Turtle) is watching TV where it learns that if it sees one of the hostile aliens, it should call the police. It then sees one of the aliens outside of its window and calls the police. The first alien got arrested. The police flush the alien down the toilet to destroy it, but the second alien appears and turns them all into hair. In the next slide, the final cop appears and banishes the second alien to Ohio, where it gets eaten alive by some sort of creature. The Black Squid Thingy gets angry that some of its most powerful minions have lost, but Shaggy reassures the Black Squid Thingy, that he is powerful enough to beat the heroes. Slide 21 showcases the Old Sea Turtle recruiting the police to his team, but they decline. Shaggy appears and shoots 2 lasers that kill both of them. Hugo the Hugon gets destroyed by a SpongeBob. The World's ugliest dog contest winner then gets crushed by the Big Pig. Shaggy goes to court where he receives a death sentence, but he uses an Uno Reverse to defeat the judge. The next slide is an animation with lyrics written on it to a song "We Don't Talk About Shaggy!" which is based off of Disney's song "We Don't Talk About Bruno". Unfortunately, it has no audio. It then cuts to another Star Wars yellow text slide, where it states: "*Shaggy had taken over the entire earth, with his army of spongebobs and hairy pigs… He will soon destroy the universe as his master commands him to. In the Cool-Sliderverse, near opposite of the universe, the half of the Old Turtle's crew that wasn't destroyed or enslaved, planned to stop him. Before he made existence, UNEXIST. Are they too late? Or is there still hope?*". Flying Bolt makes his debut in the next slide. The Turkey states that the heroes need a new leader. Flying Bolt appears and says "Hi, I am a new leader.". They then combat against Shaggy. Flying Bolt takes out his minions, but Shaggy manages to kill all of the main heroes instantly. In the next slide, a character from an obscure christian movie throws the Globglogabgalab at Shaggy, but ultimately gets defeated. Scooby appears in the next slide. A mysterious shadow appears and prevents Shaggy from destroying the Earth. It jumps up, removes its disguise, falls down... and it is Shaggy's own dog, Scooby. Shaggy states how taking orders from his own dog would be stupid. Scooby replies "WRONG ANSWER" before beating Shaggy up. In order to 100% defeat the god known as Shaggy, Scooby revives and summons every hero from Cool Slide to defeat him. Which includes: Old Turtle, Flying Bolt, Mogue (rabbit from gossip slide, only makes cameo), the good alien, the main heroes, the judge that arrested Shaggy, and the cop. They all fire a laser at Shaggy which triggers a nuclear explosion. Scooby then hears someone in the distance running away. He goes over to them and it is the Black Squid Thingy. Right when a laser battle happens, it gets interrupted by a Mason The Troll episode. It shows Mason getting beat up by several people, from Santa to Spaceman Spiff. It then cuts back to the battle. Scooby easily beats the Black Squid Thingy. And a dance party happens. Scooby learns that Shaggy was hiding in a box, and the one he beat up was a fake one. The real one left after he defeat the globglogabgalab. The fake credits then roll. THE END... OR IS IT!? An image of the Black Squid Thingy fades in. We are shown a new character, Thumper, who is elected leader of the heroes. Then we are shown Mason. He is seen resurrecting Black Squid Thingy to be his servant. He is immediately betrayed due to being too pathetic. Slide 49 is one of the only few canon nonsense slides. It shows, Asher, the atrocious alien going to war with Hugo the Hugon and his siblings. The next two slides are considered non-canon. On slide 53, Thumper confronts Black Squid Thingy, but fails to defeat him, due to Thumper's horrible accuracy, even though Thumper was much more than strong enough to do so. He sends his monkey soldiers after Black Squid Thingy, and they defeat him. Mason gets revenge and steals Black Squid Thingy's power and uses it to imprison and steal the power of almost everyone in Cool Slide, but Flying Bolt got corrupted by Mason's power and turned into Dark Bolt. Dark Bolt escaped however, plotting to defeat Mason when the time is right. Mason gets confronted by Kirbo and the subspace police. Mason manages to beat them (execluding the robots.). However, they were the only thing keeping Bill Cipher from escaping. Bill cipher tears open reality making him and Mason go to the void. He throws several objects at mason including: A car, A television, a phone, jelly beans, and of course, the walrus. Mason almost dies this time but uses an uno reverse to save himself from bill. Bill then burns alive. Mason leaves the void, but is confronted by Scooby. He then turns around and fires a laser at Scooby. Scooby dies. Mason then resumes his task of destroying earth, which is interrupted again, but this time by Dark Bolt! Dark Bolt attacks Mason a few times, and then summons an explosion to defeat Mason once and for all. Mason gives up, as he realizes Dark Bolt is too strong. Dark Bolt gets angry at Mason being a coward and teleports him to the Punishment Pit. Mason is then welcomed to the Punishment Pit by the punishment pit creatures. Utragazar (cool slide form) appears and drags Mason down to the bottom. Meanwhile, in the jungle, Black Squid Thingy came alive due to Mason dying, so he regained his power. He quickly ran away, out of the jungle. Shaggy, is fed out of nowhere, and the food revives him. He is no longer dead either. He also regained his full power that Mason Stole. Shaggy flies into the sky. In the next slide, Shaggy and the Black Squid Thingy argue over who is the main villain. Mason then appears, this time grey and weak. He then says, in a weird, thin font, "Help..." before Utragzar catches Black Squid Thingy and Shaggy makes a run for it. Shaggy runs as fast as he can from the Utragazar. But is unfortunately encountered by Dark Bolt. Even though Dark Bolt has skill, Shaggy has equal power to Thumper, so Shaggy won. Dark Bolt got revenge by putting wanted posters up. The cop, and Brenden noticed the posters, and started hunting shaggy down. Dark Bolt, Brenden, and the cop all spot Shaggy. They start chasing him, but he hides in one of the wanted posters of him, so they run right past him. Shaggy then decides to activate 0.002% of his power. He jumps up, falls down as an extremely powerful, version of himself. He then beats up Utragazar with explosions. Before you can see what happens next, it cuts to the base. Dark Bolt then shows that he found a video. He puts the video into the TV. It then plays an official Cool Slide Video of him. It showcases the Parasite, a dangerous creature that has been imprisoned in subspace. It then cuts back to the battle between Shaggy and Utragazar. Utragazar uses an uno reverse on shaggy, which kills him... or so you would think. Shaggy appears out of nowhere and says "You think my own attacks can even hurt me? This is only th beginning of attac!" It then plays a video of Shaggy defeating Utragazar with powerful laser, but it doesn't work. Shaggy then charges one of his most powerful attacks, the laser storm, and this defeats Utragazar. Utragazar begs for mercy, but Shaggy steals his life force anyways. With no power left, he floats down into the subspace, where the subspace police are waiting for him.