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Absorbent Snack Machine

'Stocked with Chocolate Spongy Cake Balls. Designed for those without time for the toilet, this snack absorbs your unwanted bodily fluids. Reduces toilet need.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Food & Drink
Vending Machines

### EFFECT(S)

Reduces Hunger
Increases Thirst
Reduces Toilet Need

## Cost

 500
2,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Absorbent Snack Machine** is a food dispenser, used for reducing hunger and toilet need (while increasing thirst) for Patients and Staff. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A wide vending machine with a metal frame bears a beige plastic fascia on the front-right side, featuring the selection buttons and coin slot on a black panel, with the delivery receptacle at the bottom. The left-hand side is dedicated to eye-catching art depicting the titular snack piled up in a fancy dish, and their name, "Chocolate Spongy Cake Balls", emblazoned along the lower half.

### Function

Patients and Staff may use the Absorbent Snack Machine to reduce their hunger by 80% per serving, at a cost of $30. At the same time, it will increase their thirst by 10%, and reduces their toilet need by 15%.

### Maintenance

Each use of the Absorbent Snack Machine depletes its maintenance gauge by 3%. A Janitor can be called to restock the Absorbent Snack Machine manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. This restocking will restore the gauge completely, at a cost of $8 per serving.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to restock the Absorbent Snack Machine.
Cube of Sitting

'Can, but should not, be used for other activities.'

## Cost

 70
180

## Room(s)

 Chromatherapy
 Corridor
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Research (Room)
 Staff Room
 Training (Room)
 Ward

The **Cube of Sitting** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Cube of Sitting is an orange cube of soft material, with blue stitching along the borders.

### Function

Seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness. When placed in Rooms, a Cube of Sitting will both incentivise a member of staff to stay in the room when no Patients are queuing, and prevent them from losing happiness and energy as quickly as if they were standing.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 DNA Lab

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Chromatherapy

 Marketing (Room)

 Research (Room)

 Staff Room

 Training (Room)

 Doghouse
Artificial Intelligence Hologram

'Seek treatment if your head smarts.'

 *Not Required*
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Artificial Intelligence Hologram** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A silver bar with a bluish-white light on each end is attached to the wall by a dark blue bracket, which has a cutout on its lower side for the projector itself. Beneath this, removed slightly from the wall, is a dark blue-bordered poster-sized image depicting a painted Artificial Intelligence patients performing an experiment involving a flask of pink liquid.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Clockwise-above-Thyme.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Chance Drink Machine

'Stocked with Probabili-Tea, the drink for the Pontian just as thirsty for a thrill as they are actually thirsty. Should increase health, but might decrease health.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Food & Drink
Vending Machines

### EFFECT(S)

Reduces Hunger
Increases Chaos

## Cost

 500
2,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Chance Drink Machine** is a drinks dispenser, used for reducing thirst and increasing happiness for Patients and Staff. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A wide vending machine with a metal frame bears a beige plastic fascia on the front-right side, featuring the selection buttons and coin slot on a black panel, with the delivery receptacle at the bottom. The left-hand side is dedicated to eye-catching art depicting two kettles, one blue and one brown, pouring tea, on a blue-and-white grid-patterned background, with the drink's name, "Probabili-Tea", emblazoned across the top.

### Function

Patients and Staff may use the machine to reduce their thirst by 80% per serving, at a cost of $20. Other possible effects include increasing or decreasing patient health by 5%, and increasing happiness by 5-50%.

### Maintenance

Each use of the Chance Drink Machine depletes its maintenance gauge by 3%. A Janitor can be called to restock the Chance Drink Machine manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. This restocking will restore the gauge completely, at a cost of $4 per serving.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to restock the Chance Drink Machine.

## Trivia

* The chance to reduce Health appears to be a lot rarer than the chance to increase it.
Dolly

'Out of your nightmares and into your heart.'

## Cost

 800
450

## Room(s)

 Woodwork

The **Dolly** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Woodwork, which is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The dolly has pale skin, and hair in a brownish-blonde bob cut. She wears a green dress with white piping around the arm and neck openings. She is barefoot, and sits in what strongly resembles a miniature Psychiatrist's Armchair.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Dolly is not used while treating Woodworms. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

She will wave, occasionally. Which is... nice...
Database

'Contains some information about humankind.'

## Cost

 200
500

## Room(s)

 Personification

The **Database** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is placed in Personification, which is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

An arcade-shaped light grey computer cabinet, with dark grey sides, features a small square black screen, two red flip switches and a built-in keyboard and mouse.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Database is not used while treating Lack of Humanity. It features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.
Convention-al Rug

'Useful for covering up jam stains.'

## Cost

 200
300

## Room(s)

 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Convention-al Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is an exclusive item given out to those who attended Twitch-con 2018, from 26th to 28th October 2018.

## Description

### Appearance

A rectangular rug, of 1.5 by 2 squares, is primarily purple, with a rectangle marked out in white taking up most of the surface, containing a repeating square pattern diagonally, also in white. The edge stitching is also in white.

### Function

The Convention-al Rug is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

### Room

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Duck Rug

'A 'sea' of the typically anatine yellow serves as a backdrop for a raft of ducks, in a pond-like blue. A provocative inversion, it either represents the paradoxical connection of disparate things - or, ducks.'

## Information

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Hospital Attractiveness
Increases Room Prestige

## Cost

 500
300

## Room(s)

 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Duck Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 5th December 2018, as part of the Christmas 2018 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A rectangular rug, of 1.5 by 2 squares, is primarily yellow, with repeating rubber duck icons in teal. The edge stitching is likewise in teal.

### Function

The Duck Rug is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Banging Headache

'An extreme form of headache that hardens the sufferer's head, giving it a subtle, often imperceptible, metallic quality. They need to keep their head still for a while and be given an injection of laid-back vibes. Caused by power chords, rocks and/or rolls and not drinking enough water.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Charging Point

'Stocked with nutritious energy.'

 *Not Required*
4,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Charging Point** is a unique item, used by Robo-Janitors in order to return to work in lieu of taking a break, like other Staff. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The base of the Charging Point is a dark blue tray with two yellow footprints to mark out where the Robo-Janitor stands. A vaguely human-shaped backboard rises from here, also in dark blue with yellow outline. An orange pad is seen in the middle, and at the top is a set of grey molded pieces and a retractable ring that keep the Robo-Janitor's head in place. Above this is a 3-pin UK-style plug which inserts itself into the Robo-Janitor during charging.

### Function

The Charging Point can be used to bring the energy level of a Robo-Janitor back to full, at a cost of $1,500.

## Requirements

### Unlock

The Charging Point is made available at the beginning of Chasm 24, along with the introduction of Robo-Janitors.

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room
Coin Drop

'Twirling towards freedom.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
250

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Coin Drop** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Fancy Dress Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A deep blue eggcup-shaped base is covered by a transparent dome. A coin slot on the side feeds into the inside, which features a concave surface decorated in a spiral design along which inserted coins roll towards the hole in the centre.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Coin Drop will reduce a patient's boredom by 20%.
Barking Mad Poster

'Inside very weird dog-person there's a weird person. Pretty thought provoking, right?'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Wall Items
Pictures
Posters

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Hospital Attractiveness
Increases Room Prestige
Increases Happiness

## Cost

 *Not Required*
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Barking Mad Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a Barking Mad patient before a green background, begging for a bone.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Underlook Hotel.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Bodily Druids

'Some of the body's glands have begun secreting tiny stones. How did they get there? What are they for? These are questions that science continues to ask itself. Caused by admiring nature at particular times of year.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* Ward
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse
Brain Chair

'Not many chairs have a designated, convenient spot for your brain.'

## Cost

 80
2,500

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Brain Chair** is a unique item, used by Staff to receive the Brain Boost feeling, which confers various buffs. It was a reward from The Gyro-Nut, the first global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 18th December 2019, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

The Brain Chair is a chunky dark grey seat with no arm rests, and pale red cushions. Mounted on the back is a helmet with an illuminated visor and four bare light bulbs.

### Function

Upon sitting in the chair, the helmet will rise on an articulated cable and clamp onto the staff member's head, remaining there for a few seconds before retracting itself. The Staff member will receive a unique feeling: *"Brain Boost - Temporarily and artificially heightened mental processing".*

Brain Boost increases staff movement speed by +20%, increases their learning speed by +100% and also increases their diagnosis skill by an extra +10%. These increases in stats and abilities are removed once the Brain Boost effect wears off, which will happen after roughly one month.

### Room

The Brain Chair can be placed in most rooms, the exceptions being the Café, Reception and Surgery. It also cannot be placed in the Corridor.

## Trivia

If the Brain Chair is picked up by the player while the helmet was on a staff member's head, the process will immediately cancel, but the staff member's hair will be gone.
Decision Rash

'An unpleasant rash triggered when the sufferer is forced to make a decision too quickly.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Description

An unpleasant rash triggered when the sufferer is forced to make a decision too quickly.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* Fluid Analysis
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Butter Churner

'"Nice technique".'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
550

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Staff Room

The **Butter Churner** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A round light-coloured wooden structure with two metal bands and the centre and top. A pole extends from the top of the enclosed barrel-shaped structure.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Butter Churner will reduce a patient's boredom by 95%.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Old Newpoint.

### Rooms

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Staff Room
Diluted Pupils

'A condition that used to be treated with an array of tiny fans is now best handled by ingesting a pharmaceutical blend of sherbert flavoured eye drops and self-dazing flour.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

Diluted Pupils first appears in Old Newpoint.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse
Fancy Dress Pack DLC

## Fancy Dress Pack: Free Zombie Costume

The **Fancy Dress Pack DLC** consists of 17 staff outfits and 6 items themed around costume parties. The Fancy Dress Pack DLC was released on the 20th October 2020 alongside the Culture Shock DLC. Also released on the same day was a free pack featuring a single costume, the zombie-themed "Dying Trend".

## Fancy Dress

Fed up with your staff looking like professionals? Well, inject a bit of vim, a squeeze of vigour, and a blast of class into your hospital attire!

It’s time to pull back the dressing room curtain on some of the fanciest frockery in town. Welcome, kind people, to the snappily named “Two Point Hospital: Fancy Dress Pack”.

Mesmerise your patients by diagnosing them as a wizard! Shock the staff room by sauntering in as a fish! Or horrify everyone by walking out of the toilet dressed as a zombie!

Whatever you’re after, whether it be tangy outfits or outrageous headwear, we have something to tickle your fancy.

## Content

### Items

 Coin Drop
 Hat Stand
 Wall Dressing

## Trivia

* Dying Trend is a take on the current spate of zombie-related projects, indeed the overuse thereof.
* Groovy Garb is a take on Austin Powers from the film series of the same name, in particular the character's appearance in the first movie.
* Something Fishy is a take on the DC Comics version of Aquaman, given the colour and texturing.
* Spicy Smock is a take on Geri Halliwell's, as was her name then, famous dress and hairdo from the Spice Girls' appearance at the Brit Awards 1997.
* Wizard Chops borrows the famous beard and hat of Gandalf the Grey from The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Mock Star Poster

'Fancy dress is a gateway to total delusion. Be smart when cladding yourself or others.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Wall Items
Pictures
Posters

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Hospital Attractiveness
Increases Room Prestige
Increases Happiness

## Cost

 35
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Mock Star Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 5th December 2018, as part of the Christmas 2018 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a Mock Star patient strutting before a green background.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.

## Trivia

* The patient appears in the guise of Freddy Mercury.
False Fan

'Goes with the crowd.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
350

## Room(s)

 Danger Zone

The **False Fan** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in the Danger Zone, which is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A life-sized standee made of corrugated card, standing on a folded tab and depicting a faceless person raising their arms. In this case, the person is female, wearing a white shirt and dark blue skirt.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the False Fan is not used while treating Stunt Trouble. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Plywood Studios.
Captain Yesterday

Rage Quits
 Death
 Litter
 Too Few Rooms

## Preferred Rooms

 GP's Office
 Pharmacy
 X-Ray
 General Diagnosis
 Cardiology
 Café
 Ward
 Staff Room
 Toilets

**Captain Yesterday** is a VIP Visitor. A time-travelling entrepreneur, creator of the Yesterizer, and natty dresser, the Captain will serve as the player's correspondent for the A Stitch In Time DLC, inspecting all three hospitals.

## Notifications

 Inventor, entrepreneur, and time travel agent Captain Yesterday is filming a new Yesterizer commercial and is interested in visiting the hospital to gather some footage. If he likes what he sees, we'll appear on the shopping channel and he'll send us some additional funding. What do you think?

**Click to see more:**

 Inventor, entrepreneur, and time travel agent Captain Yesterday is taking a break from testing out the butterfly effect so he can visit the hospital and see how things are going. If he likes what he sees, we'll appear on the shopping channel and he'll send us some additional funding. What do you think?

 Inventor, entrepreneur, and time travel agent Captain Yesterday has just returned from his next but one visit to our hospital, and would like to visit our hospital as it is... now. Simple, right? If he likes what he sees, we'll appear on the shopping channel and he'll send us some additional funding. What do you think?

## Assessment Criteria

 Patient Happiness
 Item Maintenance
 Hygiene
 Staff Happiness
 Staff Energy
 Staff Training
 Patient Health
 Curing Patients
 Main Negatives
  Rage Quits
 Death
 Litter
 Too Few Rooms
 Ineffective Treatment
 Understaffed Rooms

## Outcomes

 Poor
 Failure
 Pass
 Success
 Superb
Boredom

Boredom is a negative feeling that you can only find in patients. The icon for it is two balloons together, one red and one yellow. You can find out how bored a patient is by clicking on them, going to the mood section and looking at the meter with balloons. The lower it is the more bored they are.

### Boredom-Reducing Items

BPD, in the following table, stands for Boredom Percentage Reduced.

### How to prevent it.

To prevent boredom you can place items that will reduce boredom.

* Leaflet Stand
* Globe
* Lung Capacitator
* Fortune Teller
* Gift Shop
* Amusing Snack Machine
* Newsagent
* Arcade Machine
* Bookcase
* Endless Arcade Machine
* Gum Dispenser
* Magazine Rack
* Pinball Machine
* Puppet Show
* Test-your-Strength
* Thrill Ride
* Trampoline
* Vanity Chamber
* Vaulting Box
Filing Cabinet

'Stores medical records and romantic novels.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
200

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Pharmacy
 Psychiatry
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Training (Room)
 Ward

The **Filing Cabinet** is a required item for the GP's Office to function. It can also be placed in many other rooms for decorative purposes.

## Description

### Appearance

A tall green metal filing cabinet, featuring four deep drawers with brass handles.

### Function

Although the Filing Cabinet is a required item in the GP's Office, it is purely decorative, and has no effect on attractiveness or diagnosis.

## Requirements

### Room

 Cardiology

 General Diagnosis

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Fracture Ward

 Pharmacy

 Recurvery Room

 Marketing (Room)

 Research (Room)

 Training (Room)

## Gallery

Filing Cabinet in useAn opened filing cabinet
Carnivorous Plant

'Dangerous and immobile.'

## Cost

 800
800

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Carnivorous Plant** is a plant, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

In its dormant state, the Carnivorous Plant consists of a large Gigerian egg-shaped bud with a blue ridge along its outer edge. This rests directly on several tiers of leaves, all planted in a square terracotta pot. When active, the "bud" is revealed to be a head, which extends on a long, articulated neck-like stem. The blue ridge is in fact a set of lips, which part to reveal rows of sharp teeth.

### Function

A decorative item, the Carnivorous Plant increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. It will interact with members of staff in various ways:

* Attempting to bite a staff member who inadvertently dodges while their attention is elsewhere
* Attempting to bite a staff member who firmly insists that it instead return to its dormant state
* Being examined by a staff member and coughing up a human skull

### Maintenance

Unlike most plants, the Carnivorous Plant requires no maintenance by a Janitor.

## Requirements

### Room

The Carnivorous Plant can be placed in every room except Surgery, for reasons of sterility.

## Gallery

In its dormant stateBeing examined by a janitor......resulting in an unexpected discoveryHunting an unwary doctorFront side appearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode EventBack side appearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode EventPlaying with staff during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode Event
## Trivia

Strongly resembles Audrey II, the plant from *Little Shop of Horrors*, particularly its 1986 film adaptation.
Cauliflower Ears

'Caused by a microscopic fungus found in the island's soil, the sufferer's ears have crusted over with plant matter. They need to be given a particular, human-friendly, form of weed killer to recover auditory and aesthetic normalcy.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Glitchy Patch

'The sufferer has been corrupted by flawed, obselete or malware ridden technology and needs to be treated with an emergency software update. Caused by hyper-connectivity and using your phone on the toilet.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Tech Support
* Doctor

## Gallery

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Blighton

'This town is riddled with contagious diseases. But otherwise lovely.'

*"Residents of Blighton are celebrating this morning after their town was voted 'Least Hygienic Place' in Two Point County for the sixth year runnning. They'll be hoping to retain their 'Most Epidemics' and 'Most People Squished Together in Hot Conditions' crowns, too. Good luck to them!"*
―Ricky Hawthorn

**Blighton** is the third hospital in World 4 of Two Point Hospital. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level  in both Grockle Bay and Sweaty Palms. Challenges in this hospital focus on cleanliness, with vaccinating patients from epidemics and keeping a high level of hygiene figuring into the Star Objectives.

# Career Mode

Blighton Hospital

Welcome to Blighton. It's hot, it's sticky, and it's plagued by all sorts of contagious diseases.

Keep an eye on the hygiene levels, and vaccines at the ready.

## Illnesses Encountered

Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Blighton, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance , on an emergency-only basis , or possibly both.

The  icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information.

Illnesses with a Star Level (,  or ) next to them will only appear after that Star Level has been achieved.

## Trivia

The name is a pun on '**Brighton**' which is a seaside resort and one of the two main areas of the City of Brighton and Hove. Located on the south coast of England.

Blighton's savefile is named 912.
Dog Painting

'A painting of a dog. Maybe it's a famous dog '

## Cost

 75
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Dog Painting** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A plain wooden frame, in the shape of an inverted, slightly curved trapezium, depicts a brown Shiba Inu before a pink background.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.

## Gallery

Appearance during the 2018 and 2019 Spooooooky Mode Events
Distrawed

'An extreme form of hay fever, the condition leaves sufferers itchy, upset and capable of defending crops from all manner of avian treachery. Oh yeah, and they've turned into straw... I always forget that part.'

## Information

### PRICE

11,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

Distrawed patients first appear in Old Newpoint.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Farmacology
* Nurse

## Gallery

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Dramatic Paws

'The sufferer's hands have developed a taste for... drama! The hands exhibit a life of their own, doing things purely for the sake of "narrative", often to the disadvantage and danger of the individual. So-called "Dramatic Paws" have been known to start fights, throw drinks, or - even - knock over things that ought not to be knocked over.'

## Information

### PRICE

5,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Backless Bench

'Intricate, elegant... not all that supportive.'

## Cost

 100
350

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Backless Bench** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort for Patients. It was made available to players for free as part of the SEGA Collection in March 2019.

## Description

### Appearance

A French-style backless bench is fashioned out of dark wood, with side pieces curving upwards and away from the seat, which is covered in thin red cushioning adorned with golden symbols. A similarly-decorated cylindrical cushion can be found at each end of the seat.

### Function

Up to two Patients can use a bench to rest while they are waiting for their turn in the queue. Seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness. In addition, it features an unmarked attractiveness effect.

## Gallery

Backless Bench in useAttractiveness effect
Charity Dog

'A very good boy.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
300

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Charity Dog** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A cream-coloured spaniel with dark ears sits upon a square blue plinth. A coin slot can be observed on its head.

### Function

A decorative item, the Charity Dog increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Room

The Charity Dog can be placed in any room.
Arcade Machine

'Keep patients and staff entertained.'

 500
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Arcade Machine** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom.

## Description

### Appearance

A traditional arcade cabinet is decorated with light and dark blue sunburst lines, and bears the SEGA logo on the front and both sides. There is a coin slot at the bottom on the front, and controls consisting of a joystick with a blue knob, a yellow button on the left, and a red button on the right. The sunken screen is showing a demo of a Sonic the Hedgehog game.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Arcade Machine will reduce a patient's boredom completely.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

## Gallery

Arcade Machine in useAppearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode Event
## Trivia

* This item's original name during development was Coin Op.
* SEGA, whose branding is on the machine, also publish Two Point Hospital.
* The game being played is either Sonic the Hedgehog 3 or Sonic Mania, given the appearance of the Flying Battery Zone.
Avocado Hands

'The sufferer's hands have become soft and mushy, much like the flesh of an avocado, causing them to break and fall apart at even the most mush-friendly tasks. Caused by early morning gentrification and shortening it to "avo".'

## Information

### PRICE

13,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Encyclopedia Bookcase I

'Contains a lot of useful information, but people just tend to look at the pictures...'

## Information

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Room Prestige
+2% Training Speed

## Cost

 *Not Required*
2,000

## Room(s)

 Training (Room)

The **Encyclopedia Bookcase I** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige, and provides a +2% training speed boost.

## Description

### Appearance

A tall, relatively narrow shelving unit in light grey features four shelves full of variously coloured books.

### Function

A decorative item, the Encyclopedia Bookcase I increases overall room prestige, and provides a +2% training speed boost in the Training Room.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Mitton University.
Energy Beam

'More efficient than drinking coffee, with fewer side effects.'

 150
1,500

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Energy Beam** is a decorative item. It is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A round grey base has four yellow tubes connected to it, and a tall white stem with grey gridlines on it extends upwards, bulging in the middle before tapering at the top, with several grey discs and a grey sphere decorating it. From the bulging section extends a concave disc platform, edged with grey tubing and blue lighting, and a blue ring in the central depression.

### Function

A purely decorative item that features no attractiveness effect.

## Requirements

### Room

The Energy Beam may be placed in any room except the Café, Corridor, and Toilets.
Cardiology

'Basic Diagnosis. Making sick people run could produce some interesting, and maybe even useful, results.'

## Information

### BASE PRICE

7,600

*Main article: Rooms*

**Cardiology** is unlocked at Star Level  in Lower Bullocks and is the second of three diagnosis rooms staffed by nurses, whose efficiency can be increased by Diagnosis skills.

## Description

### Function

After their visit with a GP, patients may stop at this clinic where a nurse will examine them. The patient steps onto the machine, whose conveyer will begin to move. As the patient runs, the nurse will supply them with encouragement, and monitor their readings in order to increase their diagnosis.

### Appearance

The light blue anodised steel door to this clinic sports two arrows styled after the frame skip forward and backwards buttons on a remote control. The floor is a checkerboard of blue and light grey squares. The wall has a sandy two-tone skyline silhouette on the upper half and a muted brown lower half emblazoned with Play, Stop and Pause icons. These two halves are separated by blue crown molding. There is blue trim along the top edge of the wall and dark blue skirting boards with white speckles.

### Unlock

This room is unlocked at Star Level  in Lower Bullocks.

### Upgrades

*Main article: Heart Racer*
The Heart Racer has two upgrades available, these are detailed on its page.

## Staff

A  Nurse will be required to run the room, who can be most suitably trained with  Diagnostics Qualifications.

## Items

### Required Items

The following items are required before room placement is valid:

 Door

 Heart Racer

### Recommended Items

The following items are recommended best for this room:

 Medicine Cabinet
 Filing Cabinet
 Exercise Frame
 Punching Bag
 Weighing Scales
 Rainwater
 Bin
 Big Bin
 Toxic-Waste Bin
 Elephant Bin
 Incinerator
 Recycling Bin
 Extinguisher
 Hand Sanitiser
 Nice Smelling Sanitiser
 Coffee Maker
 Hot Chocolate Maker
 Display Skeleton
 Anatomy Model
 Giant Pipette
 Arm-Bot
 Ski Rack
 Seasonal Paintings
 Framed Sportswear
 Valley Canvas
 Fairy Lights
 Vaulting Box
 Wormhole Bin
 Duck Bin
 Hive Mind Poster
 Snow Problem Poster
 Under The Weather Poster
 Knight's Armour
 Wizardry Cauldron

### All Items

To view a list of all items available for this room, click HERE.
Console

There are two items in the game with this name. The first appears in several different rooms, to operate their various machines; please see below for the second, which appears in Danger Zone for the same purpose.

## Cost

 *Not Required*
500

## Room(s)

 Chromatherapy
 Correcting Pool
 De-Lux Clinic
 Personification
 Farmacology

The **Console** is a required item for several diagnostic and treatment rooms to function. It is operated by a Doctor or Nurse to operate a machines.

## Description

### Appearance

The main body of the console is light grey, with a dark grey band around the base, with two protrusions on the sides, and a control panel angled towards the operator, with each control mounted on a dark grey panel. On the left is a throttle-style lever, in the centre are two buttons, in green and red, and on the right is a joystick.

### Function

The Console is a required item for the functioning of the rooms listed below; it is used by a Doctor or Nurse to operate the corresponding machine. All other diagnostic and treatment machines have integrated controls.

## Requirements

### Room

 Chromatherapy

 De-Lux Clinic

 Correcting Pool

 Personification

 Farmacology

### Staff

One of the following Staff is required before the respective room, and by extension the Console, will function correctly:

 Doctor

 Nurse

## Trivia

There is a bug in the Steam version of the game that causes the controls on the console to move by themselves (the animation for when the console is being operated repeats endlessly even when a Doctor or Nurse is not using it). This bug seems to also carry over into saved games, causing some of the Sandbox saves downloadable from the Steam Workshop to have glitched consoles. The only known way to fix the bug is to remove the console and purchase another one.

# Console

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Danger Zone

The **Console** is a required item for the Danger Zone to function. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The main panel is a grey slab, with red and blue bunting hanging off the back. The controls consist of on dark grey panel featuring a coin slot, another with red and green buttons, and a third featuring a stick-shaped throttle. This is held up by a red metal beam with a similar base bolted into the floor.

### Function

The Console is a required item for the Danger Zone to function; it is used by a Doctor to operate the Crash Course machine.

## Requirements

### Staff

The following Staff is required before the Danger Zone, and by extension the Console, will function correctly:

 Doctor

## Gallery

Console in use by none other than Roderick Cushion!
Bioweasel

'An aggressive weasel-borne bacteria that lays dormant in organic fruits and vegetables, before attacking the system of unsuspecting saladeers. The DNA must be treated with the horrible, plant-cleaning chemicals that, unfortunately, would have prevented this from happening in the first place.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

Bioweasel is a non-visual illness first appearing in Wanderoff.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Dragon Piece

'Totally legless.'

## Cost

 200
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Dragon Piece** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness as part of a modular dragon statue that can be designed by the player. It was made available to all players on 27th January 2020, as part of the Lunar New Year 2020 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

Part of a statue that depicts a dark green Chinese dragon. This part consists of a curved body section.

### Function

A decorative item, the Dragon Piece increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. This piece is unusual in that it is not designed to be used alone; instead, it is part of a modular dragon statue that can be designed by the player. A total of five different pieces exist:
 Dragon Head

 **Dragon Piece**

 Dragon Corner

 Dragon Legs

 Dragon Tail

## Gallery

A full dragon statue constructed using one of each piece
Cyclonic Irritation

'Nausea and dizziness caused by whirlwinds. Patients report that it really winds them up.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Deeply Ill-Suited

'Sufferers need to wear protective clothing due to being 'ill-suited' to Two Point County'. With a course of medicinal therapy and a nice lie down, patients can become acclimated. Deeply Ill-Suited patients are sealed in a water-tight environment to keep out the County's atmosphere.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* General Diagnosis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse