Home Again (Kilala Reno version)

Magica chuckled evilly and rubbed her hands together as the preverbal ball was back in her court. "And, uh...what were you saying, my dear?" she asked Kilala in a silky voice.

Warren reappeared on Magica's head with one last trick. "Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant!" he laughed.

As Warren laughed away into thin air, Magica became very angry. "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!" she shouted.

The weasels erupted with applause as they dove and swarmed to arrest Kilala, who rushed out of the courtroom, knocking away any weasels that got in her way.

"You heard what her majesty said!" Coconuts announced before getting trampled by the weasels, "Off with her head!"

Iago blew on his trumpet to call out more weasels as Kilala ran out of the castle with about 52 decks worth of weasels hot on her tail.

Kilala raced into the maze as the weasels followed suit. The chase continued for about 15 minutes as even Magica and Coconuts took part in the chase. The chase ended when Kilala ran (quite literally) into a deck of spades, knocking them over in the process. Magica ran over the weasels on her side, causing an incline that stopped Kilala in her tracks.

As she slid down the weasel slide, she noticed the hedge maze vanishing and suddenly wind up in another caucus race, led by Tigger, of course. The racers included Magica, Coconuts, Jim Crow, Zachariah, Lumiere, Cogsworth, Baloo, King Louie, some Oysters, and a deck's worth of the weasels.

Everyone (except Kilala): *Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again*
*No one ever loses and no one can ever win*
*Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top*
*Never a beginning...*

Kilala pulled herself out of the caucus and started running across a beach, with Magica and the weasels chasing after her.

"Off with her head!" Magica shouted, "Off with her head!"

Kilala kept on running as the rocks she jumped over turned into teapots; she suddenly found herself back at Jim and Zachariah's tea party. Just then, Jim and Zachariah appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Kilala.

"Just a moment," Jim said. "You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know!"

Kilala panted, "But-but I can't stop now!"

"Ah, but we insist," said Zachariah. "You must join us in a cup of tea!"

The two crows pushed Kilala into a giant cup of tea, which seemed to be more spacious than it looked. She came out, seeing that the tea turned into water...an ocean at that. As she swam, Magica was riding at her, using the same method the travel Tigger did earlier on.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" Magica shouted.

Kilala immediately noticed Hunch, smoking on top of his mushroom.

"Mr. Hunch, what will I do?" Kilala asked.

He turned to her, not seeming to enjoy her company and blew smoke at her. "Who are you?" Hunch asked.

As Kilala coughed from the smoke, she suddenly felt solid ground on her feet. The ocean around her disappeared as Hunch's smoke swirls into a tunnel that stretched for miles. Kilala wasted no time running as Magica and the weasels were right behind her.

"There she goes!" Magica called, "Don't let her get away! Off with her head!"

The tunnel went on for a while until Kilala came upon The Wolf. She reached out, desperately trying to grab him. She finally managed to grab it and tried to open the door. However, The Wolf groaned in pain as Kilala grabbed him. "Still locked, you know." he said.

"But Magica DeSpell!" Kilala explained, "I simply must get out."

The Wolf chuckled. "But you *are* outside." he said.

Kilala was confused. "What?"

"See for yourself!" said The Wolf, as he opened his mouth wide to show what he was talking about. Kilala looked inside and saw herself out in the riverbank, asleep under the tree, with Tippe in her lap.

"Why, why that's me!" Kilala exclaimed, "I'm asleep!"

"Don't let her get away!" Magica ordered, "Off with her head!"

The blonde-haired girl turned around to see Magica and her mob rushing at her, and this time she was cornered with nowhere else to run.

"Kilala! Kilala, wake up!" Kilala begged herself, "Please wake up, Kilala!"

She attempted to wake the other Kilala on the other side up. But she was too late! The attacks finally reached her, mere inches away from hitting her.

At that moment, everything went bright white. The last thing Kilala could hear was a distant voice calling her name, "Kilala! Kilala!"

The voice revealed to be Kayley in the real world, who was calling to her daughter to wake up. "Kilala! Kilala!" Kayley called out, "Will you please pay attention and recite your lesson?"

Finally, Kilala woke up from her slumber. Her mind was still fresh from her "adventure." She asked, "Hmmm? Oh. Oh! Uh..." She heard to the word "recite," and she suddenly shot up to recite.

Kilala: *How doth the little crocodile*
*Improve his shining tail*
*And pour the waters of the...*

"Kilala, what are you talking about?" Kayley cut her off.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mother." Kilala apologized to her mother, "But you see, Merlock said..."

"Merlock?" Kayley was confused. "Oh, for goodness' sake! Kilala, I...Oh, well." she said, "Come along, your father and brothers are waiting for you. It’s time for dinner, anyway."

Kayley led Kilala home from the park for dinner as Kilala picked up Tippe. Kilala was glad to be home after the long adventure she had. Even if it was just a crazy dream...Or was it? One thing was for sure, Kilala knew that she would remember this dream for a long, long time...and the new yet, strange friends she met along the way.

Chorus: *Kilala Reno in Wonderland*
*Over the hill or here or there*
*I wonder where*

*The End*

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