Krusty Meets a Kandle/Transcript

**Incomplete episode alert!!!**

(le episode begins) Pesron: Hello, legend!

TwoBrains: Oh hello, Pesron!

Pesron: How are you?

TwoBrains: Fine, thanks. I want to show you a song! (Shows Pesron a song she herself made)

Pesron: I like it!

TwoBrains: Thanks.

Pesron: You are infinitely more than infinitely welcome, legendary legend.

Krusty: (walks by) Lol lovebirds again?

TwoBrains: Yes.

Pesron: Of course!

Krusty: Well, I don't know who that Shaduck guy is, but I think he is from some Candleverse place!

(Suddenly, some lighty thing comes from Candleverse)

Pesron: What is THAT?

TwoBrains: I don't know! Maybe just some fire?

Krusty: Wait a sec, fire? What if this is something evil?

(Pesron, TwoBrains and Krusty are horrified by the fire. Candle Man comes out of the now disappearing fire)

Krusty: Please don't hurt us!

Candle Man: Uhh, has anybody seen a certain "Shaduck" here?

TwoBrains: Oh yes! He just came here yesterday.

Candle Man: Uhh, okay, but we were looking for him for ages at this point! Where exactly is he?

Shaduck: Oh hello, Candle Man!

Candle Man: ABOUT TIME I FOUND YOU! I USED MY CANDLE VISION EVERYWHERE YET YOU WERE NOWHERE!!!

Shaduck: Sorry.

Candle Man: We are going back to Candleverse. NOW. This is the portal you teleported with.

Pesron: Wait, no, don't go!

Candle Man: Pesron? Is that you and TwoBrains? But i know people called that.

Shaduck: Oh come on, Candle Man, they are the Krustyverse ones, not the Candleverse ones, you dumdum!

Pesron, TwoBrains and Krusty: (confused) Candleverse?

Shaduck: Yeah!

Candle Man: (grabs Shaduck's arm) We are going home. NOW. Alright?

Shaduck: No, DON'T! THESE GUYS ARE JUST AS GOOD AS THE CANDLEVERSE GUYS! ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT TWO OF THEM ARE KRUSTYVERSE EQUIVALIENTS OF CANDLEVERSE GUYS! COME ON!!!

Candle Man: No, they aren't, and we are going home, right this moment.

Shaduck: WHAT? NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Pesron, TwoBrains, and Krusty: WAIT, CANDLE! DON'T GO! WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!

Shaduck: See? We can't just go away!

Candle Man: Yes, we can! (About to step on the place where Shaduck teleported into Krustyverse from, but stops) You're right. We really can't go. We must stay here for a while. I mean, I bet there is no Krustyverse equivalent of me, so I'm neccessary here!

(Shaduck and Candle Man walk here)

Krusty: So, who are you?

Candle Man: I-

Shaduck: (interrupts Candle Man) This is Candle Man, an utterly dumb little candle who you better not aggravate. (looks at Candle Man) You are (smug face) infinitely more than infinitely welcome, candle!

Pesron: That's my quote.

Shaduck: I KNOW!!! I JUST WANTED TO COPY IT

Candle Man: So i guess (points at Pesron) this one is a strongman, (points at TwoBrains) this is a doctor with two brains, and (points at Krusty) this is... wait, who are you?

Krusty: I'm Krusty! (Shown talking)

(Scene cuts to the Candleverse, with Mystic and Limefong eavesdropping on the Krustyverse)

Mystic: Oh come on! What takes him so long?

Limefong: No idea!

(Scene cuts back to the Krustyverse)

Krusty: So that's all about me.

Candle Man: Oh yeah!

Krusty: Lemme introduce ya to a good gal!

Candle Man: k

Krusty: and now here she is!

Pen: hell0 i'm p3n

Candl3 man: y0 i'm candl3 man fr0m th3 candl3v3rs3!

Pen: Candleverse??? what the plant of an egg is that?

Candle Man: it's just the universe where i came from.

Krusty: and so did Shaduck, i guess?

Candle Man: Yes.

Pen: Ok then.

Krusty: Wait can we visit Candleverse sometimes?

Candle Man: Sure sure.

(Scene cuts back to Candleverse)

Mystic: Where the heck is Candle Man?

Limefong: I have no idea! Can't we just find him and Shaduck?

Mystic: But how...?

Limefong: However we can, we WILL.

(Scene cuts back to Krustyverse)

Candle Man: So, where are we going?

Krusty: To meet the ESB gang!

Candle Man: Coolio! Well. I myself have my gang, of which Shaduck is a part of.

Krusty: Really?

Candle Man: Yep. And there's also a mega-Mystical girl in that gang too... (blushes) ...oh! There's also an ultra-awesome doggo boi in there.

Krusty: Awesome!