Colonel Sanders

Sanders likeness as seen in the KFC logo.

Colonel Sanders is the owner of American fast food chain "Kentucky Fried Chicken" (often abbreviated KFC but not to be confused with the discord group KFC which this wiki is about). Colonel Sanders has made multiple appearances throughout KFC's history, usually as a server mascot and begrudging ally to KFC as a group.

## History

### Early History

Colonel Sanders was first used as a server mascot at the beginning of the server's life, as the default KFC logo was used from the server's launch up until December 10th, 2019, when the first alteration to the KFC logo was made, creating the tradition of server mascots. On November 11th, 2020, Colonel Sanders' likeness was used again as the server mascot during the Mr. Krabs Crisis, after JFK left to go on a nice drive, with the Colonel sporting a kelp mustache after we became men. On January 1st, 2021, as a way to bring in the new year, a deal was struck with the real Colonel Sanders to use his likeness as the server's mascot once more, this time with RTX turned on.

### The First KFC Direct Incident

On February 19th, 2021, the First KFC Direct was released. During the direct, Colonel Sanders makes an appearance in person, where he explains he'll be cutting ties with the group, saying that we were "fucking stupid" and he didn't wish to be associated with people who call themselves "assblasters". After this, Sanders left the KFC headquarters angrily. While walking through the parking lot, Colonel Sanders was tragically struck by JFK's car as he returned to the headquarters, perfectly safe and unharmed during his joyride. Colonel Sander's comatose body was brought into the KFC headquarters, where it was put on ice while the KFC scientists decided what to do with it.

### Robosanders and April 1st 2022 incident

A little over a year after Sanders was sent into a coma, on February 28th, 2022, he was successfully revived in the KFC lab as a cyborg, dubbed "Robosanders". He was made server mascot again, and added to the server as a bot which could do various useless commands. He also seems to have forgotten why he wanted to leave the group which is nice, although he still seems to have a bit of contempt towards members of KFC. On April 1st, 2022, KFC was hacked into via vulnerabilities in Robosanders, and the server was completely archived. Although it was unknown who the hacker was at first, it was quickly discovered that the Burger King was behind the hacking. By the end up the day, the discord server was restored, and the vulnerabilities in Robosanders were fixed.

### Appearance in KFC Direct 3

Sander's next major appearance was during KFC Direct 3, were Robosanders held a section revealing the new voice channel names the server would be using. Although the sanders-relevant information was light in this segment, he noted that he would miss the talented caterpillar 🎷🐛, implying the two may have been friends. At the end of the segment, Robosanders glitches out for a second before noting that he didn't enjoy the segment and to "Please update my damn drivers already you cucks". As of now, this is the last canonical appearance of Colonel Sanders in KFC.