Lost THZ "Tex" Trailer: Tex and Hex (The Forgotten Wolfoo Trailer)

It was May 17 2023, I was searching through some DVDs at Goodwill, there were DVDs that were Book from BFDI, Dinkleberg, Goldfish Network, etc; until I found an unusual one.

It was a THZ DVD, It was named Tex and Hex, as well as the THZ logo itself. We can see Wofloo in his oddly confused expression, and Tex flying on top the THZ logo. It was named; THZ: Tex and Hex I was so surprised, so I showed it to my mom, and well she was impressed. We showed it to the cashier, and it seemed like it was absolutely fine, then we got into the car and drove home.

When I got home, my mom told me that she was going over to her friend's house. This gave me enough time to watch the trailer, so I got some popcorn and a can of Sprite, I opened the case and popped the DVD into the player. It showed the Pillowsoft logo with no scary stuff happening in it (like exes or horror remakes or something like that). It then cut to the DVD menu, it was the same as the Pixar Boxset menu, but it was Bearee, & others in their own respective boxes. It also had Tex and Hex in their boxes too (they were red and grey). It showed 4 options, "Play, Visit Pillowsoft or THZ, Languages and Subtitles, Special Features." I went ahead and pressed play on the menu.

Before the trailer started, a warning came up. "Warning: The following trailer you're about to watch was made to promote Wolfoo's 10th Anniversary, it was also made to promote the release of Case 39, despite that film is not THZ-certified. It also has graphic blood and violence, which isn't suitable for viewers under 18. Please watch this trailer at your own risk. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Hopefully this won't be bad," I said.

The trailer began with Tex and Hex in the THZ Headquarters. "Are you ready, your honor?" Tex asked Hex. "You bet!" Hexanswered. They both held up their respective weapons, Tex held his chainsaw, while Hex held up his hammer. It immediately cut to black.

It showed a shot of the logo, then The Others walked into the shot.

"Hey Dano, why are we here? Isn't there something familiar about this logo?" Slime asked Dano.

"Yes!" Dano answered.

"Dano is saying that he took us to this hideout of that robot who murdered people," Bearee responded. "I even found out that he killed toys that were alive and some fairy-tale creatures."

Dano thinks that robot that killed characters from Xeno.

"Guys, this isn't Planet Robobot, okay? If that robot doesn't kill us, we'll be alright. Like that guy is a myth!" Slime said.

The Others nodded in agreement.

Then, faint chuckling was heard, echoing the room.

Slime was confused as usual to hear who chuckled, while Bearee was in a scared emotion, shaking in fear.

The same chuckle was heard again.

"Did you hear that?" Dano asked nervously.

"If it's that robot, I'm going to pass out!" Bearee responded.

Suddenly, Tex dropped down in front of the others. Bearee was shocked now.

"Hello, Brats." Tex said, before chuckling again.

Then, Dano heard another familiar chuckle, it was none other than Hex who entered the room.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my old enemy, Bearee!" Hex said.

"What are you doing in my hideout?" Tex asked.

Bearee and Wolfoo walked up to Tex and Hex to confront them once and for all.

"Tex, you have murdered so many people, for what? A logo that they were afraid of? That is no way to kill someone. If you wanted revenge, then imagine you had a killer who killed your father." Bearee spoke against Tex.

"I agree with Bearee!" Wolfoo spoke also, joining Bearee. "You know that you have no remorse for murdering those people. We're going to call the police and have you arrested for years!"

Hex chuckled very loudly. "Oh yeah, you think that confrontation is going to work? I no longer need Waddle Dees, The Beast Pack is my new organization. Me and Tex are like brothers from another mother, isn't that right, Texie?"

"You're right, sire. Besides, they don't even stand a chance against us!" Tex responded.

"You get a visit from the T-Man himself!" Tex said, before grabbing out his hammer. He swung his hammer toward Pando's face, causing him to fly right into the THZ logo.

"Ouch! That hurts!" Pando said.

Tex walked up to Pando, holding a freeze ray (not the one from Despicable Me).

"Well, Pando, any last words?" Tex said, as he pointed his freeze ray towards Pando's face. Pando whimpered in fear.

"I guess not!" Tex said, as he froze Pando to death with his freeze ray.

After he froze Pando, Tex grabbed out the same hammer he used before and smashed Pando's frozen corpse to pieces.

Everyone gasped in horror as they stared at Pando's shattered corpse.

“No!” Bearee shouted.

Wolfoo gasped.

Tex then chuckled again and said, “Which Friend should the T-Man play with next?”

Sibe walked up to Tex, grabbing and aiming his cannon at him. "Since you killed Pando, you have to die!"

Sibe started shooting cannonballs at Tex. However, Tex dodged them by flying around and teleporting.

Just then, Sibe ran out of cannonballs. "Uh-oh."

"Well Stupid Werewolf, it's time for you to walk the plank!" Tex said, as he began throwing pumpkin bombs at Sibe as Sibe screamed in anguish.

After 3 seconds, Tex stopped throwing bombs at Sibe. Just then, Sibe died.

"Listen. If you don't stop killing our friends, we'll report you to the FBI." Bearee said.

"Yeah! You need to stop this killing spree right now!" Slime said.

Tex just chuckled. "How you gonna do that? There aren't even phones here!"

"Oh, well I guess there's just one thing to do then." Bearee said.

"What?" Barbie asked.

"RUUUN!" Bearee yelled. He, Wolfoo, Slime and Barbie made a run for it, until Slime tripped over.

“Slime! Get up!” Wolfoo called out.

“Come on! We have to get out of here!” Bearee called, too.

As Slime was about to get up, a cardboard box then fell on top of her, similar to what happened to Jessie in the Tex and Zurg trailer.

Slime was trapped inside of the box. She started hearing shadowy scary voices and She started hallucinating the darkness surrounding her. She began to hyperventilate.

"Where am i?" Slime wondered.

Just then, Tex teleported inside the box, holding a flamethrower.

"Hey there, Slime! I'm here to give you a bit of a roast." Tex said.

"Is that why you have that flamethrower?" Slime asked.

"You're so right!" Tex said. He then burned the box with his flamethrower, as well as Slime. Tex teleported outside of the box so he doesn't get engulfed in flames.

Slime screamed in agonizing agony as she was getting burnt to death.

"Slime! No!" Dano yelled.

Slime was still screaming as it showed a shot of her plastic melting.

The entire box burnt to ashes as it showed the most devastating death of this trailer.

Slime was burnt; She was burnt to crisps, and her face was smoky and supposedly melted.

"Holy crap..." I said under my breath. "Poor Slime."

Wolfoo & The Talking Toys stared in silence at Slime's corpse.

"Now what we do, Dano?" Barbie asked.

"We need to get out of here!" Dano said.

Wolfoo, Dano, and The other Talking Toys made another run for it.

"Oh no you don't!" Tex said. He then threw his hammer.

Similar to the movie The Matrix, the scene tuned into slo-mo as the screen as the scene rotated in different angles while focusing on the hammer.

Just then, the scene went back to normal speed as the hammer hit Dano, making him fall on the floor. He couldn't get up.

"Dano!" Bearee yelled.

Tex walked up to Dano.

"Please...please don't hurt me..." Dano said, sobbing.

"Oh, I'm not gonna hurt you...I'm gonna KILL YOU!" Tex said, as he grabbed a cleaver and sliced Dano's head off as Lego blood (which is just little red Lego pieces) went everywhere.

My heart skipped a beat seeing my favorite character being killed by that no-good Tex. What kind of trailer is this?

The Others stared at Dano’s corpse, before the former broke the silence.

“Bearee, we gotta get out of here now!” Barbie reminded.

Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys, then ran for it again.

It cut to Tex staring at Dano's corpse, until he spotted Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys running. "Hey! Don't you run away from the T-Man!"

Tex then activated his jetpack and flew towards Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys and grabbed them and went flying in the air.

“Looks like Sexy Texy is going to play tonight!” Tex said sinisterly and comedically.

"Put us down right now!" Barbie yelled.

"Okie-dokie!" Tex said. He then dropped Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys. But then, Tex snapped his fingers as the THZ cable wire appeared and yanked them on the ankle and flung them around in the air.

The following three shots were similar to the Loud House THX trailer, as the first shot showed Bearee’s POV of being swung around as it showed a shot of the THX hideout and Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys were heard screaming. The second showed a worm’s eye-view of Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys being swung around for one more time before the cable flung them downwards. The third shot showed another moment of Wolfoo’s POV where Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys fell into the trap door.

It then showed a shot of Bearee, Wolfoo & The Talking Toys falling down the secret passage, but another trap door opened.

They both screamed as they were falling to their demise. The screen then faded to black.

Just then, the screen faded to another shot of the THZ logo. The same screaming deep note from the other trailers, but this time it featured screams belonging to various characters.

As the deep note ended, Tex and Hex landed in the shot, similar to how he did in the Moo Can trailer.

He faced the camera and said, “Hello, unlucky sparkies. You will not believe what Mr. T did this time. He has defeated A Stupid Bear, 2 Wolfs & His Talking Toys in this hideout.”

Hex then held up the head of Lucy, and good God, it looked berserk.

Her eyes were just empty black sockets, and he had blood dripping down from his sockets.

"I also took the life of a wolf before I met them!" Hex said.

Hex then threw the head away.

He then proceeded to do his warning as usual.

"Now, you must remember the golden rule. If either of you are ever scared of me, hex or my company, we will find you and kill you till you die! Pleasant dreams..."

They then pressed the buttons on their jetpacks, and they flew away off-screen while laughing evilly.

Just then, the usual THZ Slogan, "The Audience is Listening", dropped down to the ground, but it was made with Legos. It then faded to black.

And when I was about to eject the disc, one last thing came up, and boy, was it messed up?

It was a shot of Wolfoo, but blood was faintly notable on the screen, his eyes were red as a demon, and blood was coming out of his eyes and mouth. In the background was a loud distorted version of Wolfoo's screaming with the Howie scream. That scared the absolute crap out of me. After the jumpscare, it took me back to the menu.

(W.I.P)