Movin' on Out/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode begins in an apartment. Tanki is sound asleep in her bed when someone's feet kicks her in the face and wakes her up]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** [sighs] What now? [pulls the cover revealing Kyoku] Kyoku, what are you doing in my bed?
* [Kyoku snores, tosses and turns. Yoru enters the bedroom with a serious case of bedhead]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Tanki, can you get my tangles out? [gives Tanki a brush and she starts brushing] OW! Not like that, you moron!
* [Koten exits the closet]
* **Koten Chaneru:** Sis, does this outfit match with my holographic jacket?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** It's fine.
* [Okyan enters the bedroom while holding a baby doll, laughing. Shijo enters the bedroom, too]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Okyan, give it back!
* **Okyan Chaneru:** [hides behind Tanki] Make me!
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Okyan, this is serious! Give it back!
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Guys, what's with all the fighting?
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Okyan stole my doll again and she wouldn't give it back!
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Oh, grow up! This doll was made in the 60s. [pulls the string]
* **Shijo's baby doll:** [turns its head] I love you! [vomits on Tanki's face]
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Oh boy... [Tanki seethes with fury]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** EVERYBODY, OUT! I am trying to sleep! [everybody leaves and she sighs heavily] Finally.
* **Koten Chaneru:** Real quick. Is this outfit 90s-ish?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** It doesn't matter! [Koten scoots out of the room and Tanki goes back to bed. She hears a knock on the door and goes to open the door and sees Orenji. She slams the door before Orenji could say anything. She walks away, tiredly]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [off-screen] I forgot to tell you that the toilet is clogged again.

### Main episode

* [The scene cuts to Tanki and Otona sitting in a coffee shop]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** I am really fed up of my siblings bothering me! It's like non-stop 24/7 of days!
* **Otona Fukai:** [texting on her phone] Really. What do they even did to you?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Well.... [flashback starts]
* [Tanki enters the kitchen and Orenji accidentally hits Tanki with the door]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Good morning, everyone! [notices Tanki] Oh.. Sorry, Tank! Didn't see ya there!
* **Tanki Chaneru:** [still smiling] Not a problem, Orenji, not a problem at all! [Shijo and Kyoku are drawing on the chalkboard]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Hey, Kyoku. What do you think about my drawing? [shows a drawing of SpongeBob]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Ehh, too cringy. [scratches the chalkboard while the siblings can't stand the screeching sound except Tanki]
* **Koten Chaneru:** Tank, you're in a chipper mood this morning, did you get an order of fancy decorative soaps in the mail or somethin'?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** [holds up iPhone 12] Even better, I got my very own iPhone 12! So ain't nothing gonna ruin my day. [Turns on her iPhone 12 and sees Fumen's selfie is on Tanki's lock screen wallpaper. Finally snaps] I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! [walks away furiously]
* [Cuts to Tanki meditating outside. She hears a noise, which is someone's giggling]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Huh? [Shrugs and keeps meditating. The camera pans to Okyan and Asobi hiding in the tree]
* **Asobi Manabu:** Aw, man! This is gonna be hilarious! [pulls the string and the bucket falls on Tanki's head]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Aaahh! [notices that her hands are cover in red paint] NOOOOOO!! [Okyan and Asobi are laughing. Flashback ends] So, I talked to the manager and they said it was okay for me to move out of the apartment.
* **Otona Fukai:** [still texting on her phone] Wow, that's great. When are you going to live?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Hmm, I don't know. Maybe I could probably live at the luxury motel. Hopefully, they'll have a nice swimming pool in there.
* **Otona Fukai:** Really? Good luck with that.
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Oto, how come you're not using your expression?
* **Otona Fukai:** [bangs on the table] I was being sarcastic!
* [Scene cuts to the abandoned motel. Everyone is moving all of Tanki's stuff into her new home]
* **Lola Loud:** Tanki, I want you to have my Jeffree Star makeup set! [gives it to her]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** I might use this later, but thanks!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [teary-eyed] A-Are you sure you want to give me this slime?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Ugh, no. [Orenji holds up a bunch of Seventeen magazines]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** How about those Seventeen magazines?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Eh, sure. [Orenji gives the magazines to Tanki]
* **Koten Chaneru:** Oh, I can't believe it! Our sister is living in this aesthetic home for the first time!
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Yeah, let's just hope that she doesn't get a whoopee by a demon, if you know what I mean. [Nudges Koten. Koten slaps him in the head]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** I'm gonna miss her... [she says as she breaks down into tears]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** You guys, I'm only 21 minutes away from the house, and you can visit anytime you want. I'll see you next year. [walks into the motel room, closing the door behind them] Phew, what a relief... [sees Cecil is coming out of the bathroom]
* **Cecil Star:** Don't go to that bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. [sniffs] Someone turn on the AC. [Leaves the room. Tanki sighs]
* [Scene cuts to Tanki exits the room in her bathing suit, magazine in hand, walks towards the beach chair, and sits on it]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** I'm going to do all the things I can't normally do because of those buffoons. No Orenji, no Okyan, nothing but me, me, me. [Reads her magazine. Someone squirts water at the magazine] What the?! [looks up and sees that there's no one in the pool] Huh. [Someone squirts water at the magazine again. She gets out of the beach chair, enraged] Alright, that does it! I command you to stop splashing water on me this instant! [The pool squirts water at Tanki's face. Tanki is steaming red in fury] That's it! [takes out a grenade] This should do the trick.
* [Tanki pulls the pin with her teeth and throws the grenade into the pool. She runs to the beach chair and hides behind it, covering her ears. A grenade floats behind the beach chair and lands in front of Tanki. Cuts to the motel building. A large mushroom cloud explodes behind the building. Cuts back to Tanki, who is burned, tries to walk to the pool, but her body breaks down into pieces]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Ouch...
* [Later that night, Tanki is in the room, sleeping in the bed with a fan in front of her. The wind blows and Tanki shivers. She wakes up and sees that the window is open. Tanki closes the window and gets back into bed, but notices the window has opened again. She walks back across the room to shuts the window, but it won't close. She starts shutting it with increasing force and speed until the window finally stays closed. The window reopens again, and Tanki glares at it. The window immediately closes back]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Ah, finally. [Gets back in the bed and goes to sleep. As Tanki's asleep, the bed folds up to the wall and folds back down. Tanki, who was on the wall, peeled off and landed on the bed]
* [Scene cuts to the apartment. Shijo runs into Orenji's bedroom]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Orenji, I had a nightmare!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** What happen?
* **Shijo Chaneru:** [gets up on Orenji's bed] Well, first, the Red Mist Squidward was chasing me-
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [gasps in horror] Did he see you come in here? Quick, help me with this dresser! [blocks the door with the dresser]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** I wish Tanki was here. She would make us feel safe.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** I know, but we can't bug her. She wants to be alone.
* [Scene cuts back to the abandoned motel, where Tanki is preparing to eat her breakfast]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Ah, yes, my favorite time of the day. Breakfast and a little morning television. [turns on TV]
* **TV Announcer:** And now, back to The Real Toons of Burbank, California on Bravo.
* [As Tanki was about to eat her breakfast, her breakfast was eaten out of nowhere. Someone's face is covered in syrup. They belches loudly and wipes it off]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Great, now my breakfast is gone because "someone" ate it! Now what am I supposed to eat?! [walks up to the kitchenette and opens up the cabinet, but there's nothing in there except for the cereal box] Oh, would you look at that? There's no food in there except for this lousy cereal from years ago! [takes the cereal box out of the cabinet and dumps the cereal out, but there's nothing in it] Oh great, now "someone" has been eating up all the cereal! [throws the cereal box on the floor] Who gave permission for someone to stay at my place?! Patrick?! [Patrick pops out of the trash can, shoves a Krabby Patty in his mouth, and crawls away] Alright, this is a disaster! I'm calling the manager! [picks up her phone and dials] Hello? Is this the landlord? Yes, I would like to complain about-
* **???:** [in a demonic voice] Seven days.
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Seven days? Seven days of what? [the phone call gets disconnected] Hello? Hello?!
* [TBA]