Shadow John Wick argued John Wick and broke a object at the Grocery Store

## Script:

**Shadow John Wick:** John, Can I have the Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt, please?

**John Wick:** No! I went to the store to buy some groceries for salad for my wife "Helen Wick". Also, Yo-Crunch Chips Ahoy yogurt is not healthy, and you need some other yogurts. Maybe I should choose a different yogurt, such as Original Yo-Plait Yogurt cups.

**Shadow John Wick:** But, John, I like Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt. It's one of my favorite yogurt cups, So it is not a big deal to have Yo-Crunch Chips Ahoy Yogurt.

**John Wick:** Shadow John Wick! What did I just say? I said no Yo-Crunch Chips Ahoy Yogurt! You need some other yogurts. Yo-Crunch Chips Ahoy yogurt is not healthy. Here are some options: You can pick the Original Yo-Plait Yogurt cups or No yogurt at all.

**Shadow John Wick:** I want Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt!!!!! You better let me have the motherfucking ass Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy, yogurt right now, you cocksucker!

**John Wick:** Shadow John Wick!!!!!! Stop talking to me like that! Make the decision, or else I will choose for you!!!!

**Shadow John Wick:** I want Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt! You better give it to me, and that's it! I don't want to have the Original Yo-Plait Yogurt cups!!!!!! Not now!!! Not Later!!!!

**John Wick:** Shadow John Wick!!!!!! You don't want to get the original yogurt cups if you don't want to. You can get a different yogurt, but you are not getting Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt. Now stop acting like a baby or we will go home from this instant, then you are grounded for a very long time, then you are eating a peanut butter and avocado pudding cake for desert as punishment.

**Shadow John Wick:** But I hate peanut butter and avocado pudding! I want Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt! You are a bar-slut hitman!

(Shadow (John Wick threw a Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt, very hard at the floor as the object broke.)

**John Wick:** Shadow John Wick!!!!!! Are you serious with me? You threw the Yo-Crunch Chip Ahoy Yogurt so hard that it broke one of the yogurt cups! You will undoubtedly pay for it!!!!!

**Shadow John Wick:** But I didn't mean to throw hard at the floor and break one of the yogurt cups. I am very very very very very sorry; it was an accident.

**John Wick:** Throwing something on the floor and breaking into your rage was not an accident! I saw you breaking the floor very hard, very purposefully! Once you break something, you buy it, even if you did it by accident! You are responsible for breaking this object! When you get home, you are in huge trouble!!!!!

(When John Wick and His Clone Went Home, at the kitchen table)

**John Wick:** Shadow John Wick!!!!!! How dare you throw a fit, saying cuss words at me and breaking it at the grocery store! You will not deserve to get any kind of yogurt, and you've been grounded for 500,000 minutes! Which means you are eating a peanut butter and avocado pudding cake for dessert as punishment, although you are not fond of peanut butter and avocado pudding! You went straight to bed and slept while I was cooking a peanut butter and avocado pudding cake. After you are done eating, you go take a bath, brush your teeth and go to bed and sleep.

**OUTRO:** That's it for today's episode of Shadow John Wick. John Wick argued and broke an object at the grocery Store. We hope you enjoyed watching this wild ride and learned something from it. Remember, it's never okay to behave like Shadow John Wick and cause trouble for others. Stay tuned for more exciting videos on our channel!