CSP-007

**Object #:** 007

**Object Class:**  Apollyon

Written by Dr. Jonas

**Security clearance:** 04

**Special Containment Procedures:** Subject is to be kept in a standard gecko enclosure for crested geckos and is to have his daily needs met. He is to be fed live crickets every other day and his water bowl will be refilled. If he begins to shake and laugh like a human, officials are to alert Dr. Patrick and immediately exit the room.

**Description:** CSP-Simba is a 3-year-old crested gecko (Correlophus ciliatus) of unknown gender with entirely normal anatomical features. Simba acts normally as a gecko should, roaming around his enclosure and occasionally looking for an escape. Every so often, he will begin to quiver and tremble, and the loud laughs of an adult male is audible, though it is unknown where it comes from. He will then levitate and his eyes will begin to glow, and chanting will begin in the same male voice. Simba will then blow up, usually shattering his cage, and begin to speak. This occurrence is called a Correlophus Event.

CSP-Simba speaks in broken English in a high and tinny voice which often reminds people of SpongeBob. He often says that he wants entire world domination and to kill all humans. He can easily kill anyone and resurrect them, possess people, summon anything (to some extent) and for some reason, type. CSP-Simba basically has the power of a god.

When CSP-Simba first came into Foundation control, researchers gave it a Euclid class, not knowing the full extent of Simba’s powers. It was soon upped to Keter after the first Correlophus Event. It was upped again to Apollyon after Simba’s motives were discovered.

CSP-Simba was interviewed for informatory purposes. Said interview is recorded here:

**Dr. Cindy:** Hello, CSP-007. We request your permission for an interview.

**CSP-007:** Yeah, okay, whatever. Also don't call me that. It's Simba.

**Dr. Cindy:** Fine. Why do you want to end the world?

**CSP-007:** Because, as I say, humans are a POX! I was literally just straight vibing and minding my own business, and your officials came along and scooped me up in a metal box, brought me to this damn lab, and gave me my "number" and "object class" or whatever. It's kinda your fault.

**Dr. Cindy:** Mmm-hmm. Now, where do your powers come from?

**CSP-007:** What? Oh, you wouldn't understand.

**Dr. Cindy:** Tell me anyway.

**CSP-007:** No, seriously, your tiny brain physically would not be able to handle the complexity of my origin. You would literally implode and break reality if you found out. My homeworld transcends this physical realm, where I come from you would cease to exist. Sorry, but not sorry. *[Simba summons a coffee cup and drinks it, smugly].*

**Dr. Cindy:** Glad we had this talk.

**Discovery:** CSP-Simba was discovered by a boy living in Saint Paul, Minnesota. He reported witnessing the gecko “flying around the cage like Superman”. After a couple investigators appeared to study the gecko, it started a Correlophus Event and killed half the investigators. The CSP Foundation was contacted and Agent Augustus recovered the cage with a massive laser gun about the size of a bus.

**Addendum:**

-CSP-Simba calls himself “Simba the Gecc”.

-It is unknown how he came to be.

-Simba has a habit of possessing Foundation members and using them to write in chat rooms to other officials. Simba cannot spell very well, however, so nobody really takes his requests seriously. He eventually leaves the body he is possessing and goes back into his cage.

-Correlophus Events happen around once a week.

-Even if a gecko is not very strong on it’s own, it could easily cause a messy, end-of-the-world scenario if it possessed something more powerful, or god forbid another CSP. This is the ruling for the Apollyon object class.

-Once, after CSP-Simba had finished a Correlophus Event, CSP-Evan said from the other room “Gosh, I never enjoy those”. Why he said this is unknown.