Nestor misbehaves at Dairy Queen/Transcript

## Transcript

**Nestor**: Lauren, can we go to Dairy Queen for lunch? Because, I Want the Cheese Grill Burger, Fries, and A Oreo Blizzard?

**Lauren**: Sorry, Nestor, but No! we are actually Ordering Pizza tonight! Wait a fucking minute, goddamn it, I forgot about all the fucking ingredients for the goddamn Pizza, I guess we can go to Dairy Queen for lunch, just you and me. Let’s Go. and Remember, Nestor, No Oreo Blizzard when I Told You that You are Grounded. Got It?

**Nestor**: Got it!

**Lauren**: Good, Let’s all Go to Dairy Queen!

*(When they got in the car & they get to go to Dairy Queen.)*

**Clerk**: Welcome to Dairy Queen, how could I take your order?

**Lauren**: I want the crispy chicken sandwich, fries and a Sprite, please.

**Nestor**: I want the cheese grill burger, fries, and an Oreo blizzard, please.

**Clerk**: I'm afraid the Oreo blizzard is sold out already.

Nestor: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?!

**Lauren**: I am so Sorry to Say This, Nestor. But, The Clerk says That the Oreo Blizzard is totally Sold Out.

**Nestor**: WHAT THE FUCK? PLEASE, TELL ME THAT YOU ARE NOW FUCKING JOKING!

**Lauren**: No, Nestor, Stop with the behaviors! How about you just get a fountain drink instead.

**Nestor**: Why the Fuck Not, Lauren?

**Lauren**: Because, that blizzard is sold out already! You can Get a Fountain Drink or Get Nothing to Drink! so, You Need to Stop Swearing or You’ll Get Nothing!

**Nestor**: NO! I FUCKING DON'T FUCKING WANT A FUCKING FOUNTAIN DRINK! I WANT A FUCKING OREO BLIZZARD! GIVE ME THE FUCKING GODDAMN OREO BLIZZARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW & THAT’S FUCKING FINAL YOU FUCKING RETARDED, PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! I FUCKING WANT IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS VERY FUCKING INSTANT STRAIGHT THAT FUCKING AWAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

**Lauren**: NESTOR! WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE! EITHER GET A FUCKING FOUNTAIN DRINK OR GET FUCKING NOTHING FROM DAIRY QUEEN AND LEAVE!

**Nestor**: *(Nestor throwing a Huge Temper tantrum & Fit) I WANT THE FUCKING OREO BLIZZARD, YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! I WANT IT RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, BITCH!*

**Lauren**: I FUCKING SAID NO! YOU FUCKHEAD! I AM SAYING THAT YOU ARE NOT GETTING AN OREO BLIZZARD AND THAT IS FUCKING FINAL YOU FUCKING BITCH!

**Nestor**: *YES THE FUCK I AM, YOU FUCKING NASTY DILDO ASS BLACK FUCKING BALD BITCH! I FUCKING GET WHAT I FUCKING WANT YOU FUCKHEAD, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!*

**Lauren**: NESTOR STOP WITH THE FUCKING MOOSE AND ZEE TEMPER TANTRUMS AND STOP ACTING UP LIKE A FUCKING BLACK ASS BALD BITCH, STOP THROWING A FUCKING TOTAL DRAMA FIT LIKE A MOOSE AND ZEE ASSHOLE, AND STOP FUCKING CUSSING OR YOU WILL GET FUCKING FAT NOTHING TO FUCKING BLACK ASS BALD DRINK!

**Nestor**: I have a fucking better idea, Lauren, how about we fucking go across the fucking street to buy some fucking drugs, like heroin, marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, crack pipe, and meth, because we should at least be safe if YOU ARE FUCKING NOW GOING TO FUCK ME LIKE A FUCKING THEBEATRIZ1984 THE FUCKING PINK FUCKING BALLERINA FUCKING DANCING FUCKING PRINCESS FUCKING ASSHOLE, SO, GO FUCK YOURSELF, LAUREN!

**Lauren**: NESTOR FUCKING ERICK FUCKING DAVIDSON! CUT THE FUCK IT OUT! CUT THE FUCKING ASS BALD BLACK FUCK FAT IT OUT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT FUCKING DRUGS AND FUCKING SEX! & STOP FUCKING TELLING ME TO FUCKING GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISSHEAD!

**Nestor**: OH, SO YOU FUCKING WANT TO FUCK ME LIKE A FUCKING MOOSE AND ZEE ASSHOLE?, WELL, OKAY, THEN, GO THE FUCK AHEAD, LAUREN! FUCK ME, FUCK ME YOU FUCKING BITCH! FUCK ME, FUCK ME! *FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME! FUCK ME RIGHT FUCKING HERE AT FUCKING DAIRY FUCKING QUEEN FUCKING LOCATION! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!*

**Lauren**: NESTOR, I FUCKING YO FUCKING GABBA FUCKING GABBA SWEAR TO FUCKING YO FUCKING GABBA FUCKING GABBA GOD, STOP FUCKING ACTING LIKE A FUCKING FUCKFACE, OR WE WILL GO STRAIGHT THE FUCK BACK HOME NOW & YOU WILL GET FUCKING NOTHING & YOU WILL FUCKING WATCH HANDY FUCKING MANNY, SO, SHAME THE FUCK ON FUCKING YOU, NESTOR FUCKING ERICK FUCKING DAVIDSON, YOU FUCKING TWAT!

**Nestor**: OH, YEAH & YES, SO, FUCK YOU, MOM, YOU'RE FUCKING FAT, YOU'RE FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING SUMMER FUCKING SCHOOL, & OH, SO YOU FUCKING WANT THE FUCKING ASS BLACK ASS BALD OREO BLIZZARD THIS FUCKING SECOND! YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING YO GABBA GABBA ASSHOLE! & YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK ME LIKE A DIRTY TWAT, I WILL FUCK DAIRY QUEEN INSTEAD, YOU STUPID FUCKING YO FUCKING BLACK GABBA ASS GABBA BALD DIRTY PUSSY ASS BALD DIRTY PUSSY PENIS ASS DIRTY DILDO TWAT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING NICK JR. BITCH!

(Music: Rock and Roll from “GoAnimate”)

(as Nestor became Super Saiyan and Throws Rocks at Dairy Queen and Destroys the Restaurant)

Nestor the Total Drama Chris McLean Teeth Guy (rages): FUCK YOU, DAIRY QUEEN, CUNT! YOU ARE THE FUCKING ONE THAT YOU ARE THROWING SOME FUCKING ROCKS IN A MOTHERFUCKING DAIRY QUEEN LOCATION, SO, GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISSHEAD!

**Lauren**: (rages at Nestor) OH, MY FUCKING GOD, I NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING BAD WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DONE, NESTOR ERICK DAVIDSON, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY THE GODDAMN DAIRY QUEEN LOCATION BY THROWING ROCKS AT THE GODDAMN LOCATION, THAT IS SO GODDAMN IT, WE ARE GOING STRAIGHT THE FUCK BACK HOME NOW, AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING NOTHING FOR LUNCH! YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE! *(When they got back into the car & goes straight home.)* UNBELIEVABLE, NESTOR! YOU WILL NEVER EVER GO BACK TO DAIRY QUEEN EVER AGAIN, YOU FUCKHEAD!

**Nestor**: Lauren, I am so super sorry for the way I behaved!

**Lauren**: SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH UP WITH THE FUCKING APOLOGIES, YOU ARE A FUCKING CRYING FUCKHEAD! YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHEN WE GET THE FUCK BACK HOME NOW, YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED EVEN LONGER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU ARE SO NOT SORRY AT ALL! YOU PISSHEAD!

**Nestor**: GO FUCK YOURSELF, CUNT, THIS IS A STUPID DAIRY QUEEN LOCATION! THIS IS HORSESHIT!

**Lauren**: THAT’S IT, I’M GONNA SMACK YOURSELF WITH A GODDAMN CLOCK!

**Nestor**: YOU FUCKING BITCH, STUPID CUNT!

**Lauren**: NESTOR, YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING GO TO HELL!

**Nestor**: FUCKING CUNT!

**Daniel**: Oh, my fucking god! Not this fucktard again! This goddamn pussy!

**Lauren**: Daniel, I have to say about Nestor Erick Davidson, Nestor threw a huge fit and cussed at Dairy Queen and cussed at me over wanting to have a blizzard while he specifically said that he is now grounded, so I took him straight home now!

**Daniel**: NESTOR DAVIDSON YOU FUCKHEAD! HOW DARE YOU MISBEHAVE AT DAIRY QUEEN OVER WANTING TO HAVE A BLIZZARD! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOREVER! THIS MEANS NO SOUTH PARK, AND NO WATCHING FAMILY GUY, YOU WILL WATCH SHOWS ON DISNEY AND NICK JR. UNTIL YOU GET UNGROUNDED, GO TO YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING ROOM NOW! WE GODDAMN HATE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!