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Ingenue Damnation

An ancient vampire who has become jaded and miserable in her long and undying life. She is so old and powerful that even sunlight, stakes, decapitation, and bees have failed to kill her. She serves as the antagonist in the one-shot for Blood Tales of Depravity. She is beautiful with a star tattooed on her face, which some point out makes her look like a member of KISS.

In her weariness of immortality, Ingenue decides to announce all of vampire kind to the humans, thus breaking the sacred Masquerade. The party is hired from The Leather Spiderweb to eliminate her to keep their race a secret.

She succeeds in alerting the news, but the party intervenes to act as though it was one of Rudolph Lichenburg's performance art pieces. Ingenue attempts to prove herself but Hothuzula shoves her head into the news helicopter's blades, decapitating her. She begins to heal from his but Franky Chesterfield throws a hamburger into the way. The neck seals over it, knocking her unconscious until the news team leaves.

Once she awakens, the party lies and tells her that the news learned their secret and that they are doomed. Ingenue throws herself from the rooftop out of grief, knowing she will not die. The party calmly proceeds down to her body and gathers the pieces to detain her for the proper vampire authorities.

## Trivia

* While staying at The Yotel, she uses the alias Amanda Ramone.
Jeffrey123

An assembled man that Grimothee speaks to in Come At the King: The Final Chapter. He explains many of the details of being an assembled man to Grimothee. When prompted, he reflects that he would like to watch a child fly a kite. This would be very easy for him because his vision is incredibly keen.

He is quick to correct anyone who calls him Jeffrey on his correct name.
Meowth

A character from Cordelian folklore, Meowth was a cat who learned to talk. Little is known of them otherwise.

## Quotes

deBonesby: [to Douglas] You'll have to forgive my bird, I taught him how to speak and now he thinks he's smart in general.

Stirfry: Like Meowth!

Douglas: Oh yeah.

deBonesby: Like Meowth.

Douglas: Uh, from the old story. Yeah.

deBonesby: Yes. The old story of-

Douglas: The cat who learned to talk.

## Trivia

* It's a reference to the anime *Pokémon*, folks.

* Mentioned in Episode 1: Class Dismissed , Meowth is the first anachronistic, real-world reference introduced to the canon of Rude Tales of Magic

* Meowth is also comes up in Episode 2: Down For The Count , when Stirfry concludes his rant about Jesus Christ with "As well as we know Meowth, we know Christ in this world."
The Beautiful Avoider

An orphan, thief and friend of Torrin. He is a moon elf dressed in fingerless gloves, a scarf and old top hat. Torrin prefers to call him Avy for short.

The two scamps were partners in crime in Filet Town growing up, but he is spotted by two kindly rich folk around town. They offer to adopt him and he quickly parts ways with Torrin at the opportunity. He leaves her with a parasol he picked up from them, assuring her that the change in his lifestyle, home, food, wealth, schooling and class won't change their relationship.

Torrin feels betrayed by this and swears that she would never accept a huge amount of money (right away). When Snake Professional approaches Torrin with his offer, he misreads the situation and instead offers to murder Avy's new parents.

When the party learns about The Power Ball, Torrin realizes that Avy was "adopted" as a guise to get a child for their sacrifice. Her suspicions are later confirmed as he is nearly killed by Diarrhea before Torrin rescues him. He travels with her as they flee the city to Larroquette, but spends most of his time hiding under a sheet. During the final battle, he goes missing to take a massive bathroom break instead of participating.

## Trivia

* Avi is two years older than Torrin, making him 14. Torrin points out that living as street urchins, this makes quite the difference. As elves, it is forgettably insignificant.
* The Beautiful Avoider's name is a play on The Artful Dodger, a charcter in Oliver Twist.
J.W. Marriot

The leader of The Virtuous Bandits, he is a human man with wavy blonde hair, bright blown clothes, and a thin mustache. He was once a common brigand before reforming and committing himself to forcing morals and life lessons onto others. He claims to be pure and virtuous and lives accordingly.

He and his fellow bandits capture the party in The James Woods, leading them to their secret base. He attempts to force their way of life onto the party, but they continue to gradually kill off his companions by creating moral paradoxes and contradictions. The party finally makes their most virtuous gesture yet, forgiving J.W. of his wrongs. He dies overwhelmed by their virtue and his men quickly follow suit.

## Trivia

* J.W.'s firm beliefs in there being absolute good and evil resembles the older versions of Dungeons and Dragons, where every character was identified as a specific Alignment. J.W. passingly acknowledges the presence of Chaos and Law but that his crew chooses to ignore them.
* During his time as a less moral man, his was known as J.W. Marriot Bad Version.
Johnny Ketchup

A conniving traveling salesman who visits Fort Casual in A Stranger Comes To Town. He dresses in alligator skin (or some similar creature) and had more gold than teeth in his smile. His voice resembles Charles Bronson.

He arrives with promises of selling fresh dirt from The Teenage Woods to the town of Fort Casual. He uses his plants in the audience to raise the price in a bidding war until mayor Dino Cautiondale is begging to pay nearly double the original asking price.

Before he can collect, Johnny offers to show off the quality of the dirt. He opens one of the crates, only to be grabbed and decapitated by an unearthed Ivan Gretsky.
Rebecca Yesterday

A beautiful blonde elf that lives in Piss Harbor. She is the wife to Terry Surgery. She has an affair with Moose at The Two Seasons hotel despite knowing that Terry kills all of the men she has affairs with.

She and Terry share a loveless marriage, but they are both well aware of Rebecca only staying with him for the money and power. When Terry threatens to kill Moose, he points out that this speaks more about the troubles with their marriage and the two agree to try and improve their relationship.
Gossamer Ogden Stiers

A freckled, red-haired young man who rides on a Vespa-sized horsefly. He acts as a messenger around Fort Casual, where he expects no payment for his services. He believes that a job well done is its own reward and that being paid cheapens the idea. He calls the party to the center of town before Mayor Cautiondale buys fresh dirt from Johnny Ketchup.

He is one of many Fort Casual residents that is extremely passionate about their love of Fractus.
Pipsy Pepsi

The smallest of the Brothers Pepsi. He has rosy cheeks, a sailor suit, blond curls, and a shrill voice. He is very small, for even a halfling.

Despite all this, he is loud, vulgar, angry and violent. He carries a knife on him and never hesitates to use it. For all his brashness and anger, it's all to make up for his cute name and small size. He admits this when Stirfry figures out his demeanor, but Virtue Pepsi quickly denies any notion that Pipsy has a heart of gold.

## Quotes

*"Jack and Jill went up a hill to suck my righteous cock!!"*

*"I haven't seen my toes since I hit puberty!"*
Look Out Below

*Bellow dies.*

## Summary

Bellow awakens from his nearly fatal stabbing from Ebenezer Whitehead. He weakly heals himself back into consciousness while urging Ebenezer's horrified daughter Tamany Whitehead to turn into a spider while he's not looking to web up her father. The corrupt mayor rings the bell of Ruleshaven, announcing that Bellow became burdened by power and killed himself with Ebenezer's sword. He declares that all prior laws are denied and he will take on all of Ordelia's power himself, acting as her chosen and the sole ruler of Ruleshaven. He becomes the goddess' vessel and begins to force order upon the city.

Hearing the news and not falling for Ebenezer's lies, the party begins to rally towards the bell tower. Cordelia and Albee storm the tower, carving through guards to help Bellow. Stirfry runs to save de Bonesby from being charged with malpractice and the two of them fight past the guards. Frederick destroys the orderlies before they can kill Stirfry by casting a Lightning Bolt, but the collateral damage nearly knocks the kenku out again. They flee the hospital as Stirfry steals an IV of healing potion, only to realize that it was an anti-curse potion. Frederick warns him too late that he had technically cursed Stirfry with speech at the peak of his power. Stifry panics and replies only in echoes of Frederick's warnings. He insists that the potion should wear off in the face of his superior spellcasting, but for now they flee and saddle up on their human mount Joe Lepore.

As the party ascends, Bellow watches Ebenezer descend upon the city. He throws his tinderbox to ring the bell one last time and declare a new law: it is illegal to be the vessel of a god. Ebenezer suddenly explodes as Ordelia manifests as a floating judge's wig, turning her scorn towards Bellow. She threatens to doom him to a fate worse than death if he should ever trespass in the realm of laws again. He admits that he would rather avoid them anyway after the last day, making Ordelia consider him as a new vessel. She attempts to possess him before Bellow reminds her that it is against the rules to be the vessel of a god, creating a paradox of the law god breaking a law. She flies away bellowing as Bellow realizes the tower is on fire from Ebenezer's explosion. Bellow and Tamany rush down the stairs before Bellow turns away from her, making her turn into her giant spider form to make a web for them to crawl down.

As the party reassembles at the base of the tower, the Jurisdiction inn explodes in the distance. A giant mass of living creatures fused together climbs from the wreckage as Brian Fuck pilots it, declaring that he shall have the flesh he is owed.

## Links

https://rudetalesofmagic.simplecast.com/episodes/look-out-below
Lady Blades

A halfling woman in The Ruleshaven Liberation Army. She stands as tall as a human because all of her arms and legs have been replaced by longswords. She helps the party sneak through the sewers during Brian Fuck’s rampage and protects Stirfry from swarming goblins.

In the episode Operation Ottersquirt, we find that she and The Great Misnomer escaped the destruction of Ruleshaven but have been captured by the Witch Hunters. She is contained within a clear sphere attached to her blades to keep her largely immobilized. She resists their attempts to force information out of them before they are freed by Albee, escaping down The Y River.
Tamany Whitehead

Ebenezer Whitehead's beautiful daughter. She is mysteriously cursed to turn into a human-sized spider when nobody is looking at her.

Ebenezer keeps her locked in a hidden chamber inside a closet. He fears for her safety if Danica Town were to attack, showing her to Bellow. She attempts to flirt with him but he remains oblivious. She comes with them to the belltower when Bellow returns to alter his rules.

Tamany Whitehead hates her father’s controlling nature, which only grows worse during the climax of Look Out Below when he attempts to seize control of the city via their sacred bell. She uses her spider form to attempt to capture him in a web, but when that fails she helps the injured Bellow escape in her spider form while he isn’t looking. She accompanies the group while fleeing Brian Fuck, while remaining standoffish with Albee. She leads the party through the sewers to meet The Rat King, but ultimately leaves them to remain behind and help lead whatever's left of Ruleshaven.

## Trivia

* Tamany is briefly seen during the episode Ding Dong. During Branson's cutaways while ringing the bell, we get a glimpse of a large spider who doesn't particularly react to the bell.
* Tamany considers anything she does while a spider to be "spider stuff."
* Her mother is fully human. Bellow learns this while asking if her mother was a spider as a possible reason for her curse.
* As the daughter of a mayor, Tamany knows the sewers of Ruleshaven better than anyone.
Reena Hanowary

The head and queen bee of Mothra-Tau-Delta. She leads the ritual for good luck just before Cheddar possesses her body. She is catty and sometimes jealous of Cordelia, making the two of them butt heads.

Reena leads the good luck ritual that takes place just before finals, though it unexpectedly works too well this year. She is presumably missing along with the rest of Polaris University.

In the episode Professor Outside (episode), Cordelia trips on mushrooms. She is visited by the face of Reena who yells at her to save her from her constant agony.

## Trivia

* Reena and Albee dated for a while before Reena broke up with her.
Pall Mall

A 6 and a half foot tall mantis man and driver of The Shish Kebab Express, a truck-like vehicle made entirely of living goblins. He travels The Trashlands with Maverick, hunting people and creatures they meet for sport. They chase the party down in their goblin truck, but end up dying when their truck crashes into and absorbs Frederick.

Since they both possess mandibles, they wear detached human mouths over their faces that allow them to speak understandably to humans and other sentient creatures. They can be adjusted to project a different voice, and their grasp of Common can encounter some translation errors.

The mantis men also prefer a sporting race, giving their prey a fair warning and head start. Their species also has the same word for "hunt" as they do "race."
Jurisdiction

Jurisdiction is a high-end hotel in Ruleshaven. The party arrives there via Brian Fuck’s secret elevator leading to the kitchen’s walk-in fridge and spend most of the episode Jurisdiction within its halls. Not to be confused with the episode titled Jurisdiction.

It is a very classy hotel with several popular celebrities staying there. Most notably, the building is equipped with a demon-detecting alarm system that announces demonic magic and activity anywhere on the premises. The hotel keeps a patrol of security guards present to deal with any such intruders.

## Trivia

* The hotel's décor includes a painting of a scene of a balding man shouting at a dragon as a city burns.
* Jurisdiction is built near the edge of Ruleshaven. As a courtesy to its visitors, some of the rules are more relaxed within its walls (such as swearing and non-Ordelian divine worship).
* The hotel has fliers for sightseeing and special events for visitors. Most of them are just for spooky walking tours.
Neil

A 4 foot tall gargoyle dealing vigilante justice in Piss Harbor. She is played by Ali Fisher in the Weird Times In Piss Harbor campaign.

Neil is a short stone creature with strictly cosmetic wings and various graffiti and engravings on her like tattoos. She is incredibly strong but heavy with her stone body, and envies those who can swim.

After spending so much time perched beside a church window, she became fed up with the corruption in the city and left the church to punish the wicked herself rather than let themselves bribe their way out of it. She quickly joins forces with the other party members as a bounty hunter. Despite gleefully bringing carnage onto criminals, Neil maintains a strong sense of justice and refuses to hunt those she deems innocent.

## Quotes

* *Neil: "My name's Neil. Like... kneel to Go... what is it?"*Mabeline Moonlight: *"You should know! You should know the pun to your own name."*

## Trivia

* Neil's name comes from the term "Kneel before God."
* Neil can produce water at will. When she bleeds or uses the bathroom, she produces pure holy water.

## Links

* Character Teaser: https://twitter.com/of\_rude/status/1727371364745806071
Peacekeepers

The police force for The Cordelian Empire. Once a drunken group of muscle that worked for empress Cordelia Ranchero, the further established empire built them into the active military and police force. Many guards and law enforcement around Cordelia are offshoots or otherwise associated with the Peacekeepers, such as the guards at The Soaking Valley. Many of them remain present, even in the aftermath of the empire's fall. They are also known to respect and work in tandem with The Witch Hunters, especially when encountering warlocks.
Taylor Moore

Taylor Moore is the original producer of Rude Tales of Magic at Fortunate Horse. While he does not play characters in the main show, he is the voice of The Innkeeper who introduces many of the episodes and he participates in episodes of Rude Talks of Chatting. He plays in and runs several of the Patreon games. He provides the voice for Thimbit Leavings in Encyclopedia Cordelia, and played Legs Loveless in their Lasers and Feelings episodes.

## Characters

* Alistair Lemarsh
* Legs Loveless
* Packages
* Tom Plot
Regina Dentata

Regina Dentata is a huge and monstrous bat living inside the bell of Ruleshaven. She territorially guards it from any intruders, unwittingly helping enforce the rule that the bell must not be rung. She can vomit acid on her foes on top of her already threatening fangs and claws.

Regina has been inside the bell long enough to build a large nest out of spit, twigs, feces, and other substances, sharing the space with a large spider. She also owns a poster that reads “Bats rule.”

Regina speaks with the party briefly when they try to ring the bell, only to threaten them for invading her home. She attacks them while the party splits their attention between fighting her and ringing the bell. When they finally destroy her nest and ring it properly, the bell cures her of her curse. Regina is revealed to be a human (if an honestly pretty bat-like person), showing confusion over what happened before scampering off into the shadows.

Regina makes a brief return when the belltower burns down. She leaps out while Albee is in her barbarian rage, and gets sliced in half before she can say anything more than her name.

## Trivia

* Since Regina is attacking someone invading her home, using her to guard the bell is within the laws of Ruleshaven that allow self-defense.
* Regina’s name is a play on “vagina dentata.”
Thunderlingus

A band made up of four cat-people dressed all in black. They perform at Riddle Guy as a surprise guest introduced by Apollo Nasty, their music playing over the climax of the episode It Sphinx In Here. They are Bellow’s favorite band and hugely popular.

## Trivia

* The music played during the episode is Ghost With A Boner, as played by Diarrhea Planet. Rudetalesofmagic.com also sells a t-shirt featuring a Thunderlingus logo.
* Stirfry lists Touch Me Touch Me Say That You'll Touch Me as one of their songs.
The Rat King

A human-sized rat man who lives in the sewers of Ruleshaven and rules over all of the rats of the city. He proudly but incorrectly claims he was the one who scared away Wet Beep (the hideous man who scares rats away.) He wears a little brass crown and a tattered silk cape to show his status. The Rat King is very insecure about his position and is quick to establish his petty dominance on the slightest threat or backtalk.

The party attempts to escape The Witch Hunters via the sewers but are swept up by hundreds of his rats. They bring him to his throne where he sings his introductory song, proclaiming that he is going to eat them. Bellow brings up another rat man, Gerry Mentlegen, and says they taught him to use a toilet. Stunned by the very idea, The Rat King offers to let them leave the sewers if Bellow swears to return and teach him as well.

Before they can leave, The Rat King bites Stirfry hard enough to drain the potion from his blood that prevented him from speaking. Stirfry is cured from his condition but he immediately stabs the king in the throat. With his dying words, the Rat King passes his crown, title and control over all rats onto Stifry, explaining "this is how it works."

## Rat King's Song

Hello, I am the rat king! How nice to meet with me,

Welcome to the sewers. I hope you like the smell of pee

And don't mind the smell of poo.

I'm the rat king. Who are you?

Doesn't matter. I'll eat you and drink you down with beer.

God send me a happy New Year!

## Trivia

* The Rat King’s crown commands the respect and obedience of rats regardless of what language they speak. The king and eventually Stirfry can deliver orders to them in Common despite them normally not understanding what humans are saying.
* His introductory song is sung to the tune of Here We Come A-wassailing, must like how Gerry Mentlegen's was sung to God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen. The Rat King insists that he does not know Gerry.
* The Rat King's power is not controlled by the crown itself, but the bearer of the title. Despite Stirfry giving up the physical crown in The Riddled Remnant, he remains able to command them.
Way Down in the Hole

*Our next Live show is THIS FRIDAY 2/26! Tickets are only 5 bucks, right now at rudetalesofmagic.com Meanwhile, in Cordelia, the gang goes Down Under! Down under the ground that is! As an increasingly unstable Hot Roddy leads them deeper and deeper into the stone bowels beneath the Switchblades, our heroes are threatened and tested like never before (in cave) and shockingly confronted by a powerful, and powerfully erotic...uhh, figure.*

## Summary

The party continues to wander through the maze of The Switchlades, beginning to doubt that Hot Roddy knows where he’s going. Deciding that the pranksters wouldn’t dare enter a cave, he leads the party to a nearby cave behind a secret wall. Bellow attempts the first half of shave and a haircut, getting a limited response of grinding machinery. Albee knocks out the entire pattern and the door opens.

The interior contains many strange animals, including giant leeches and “blood rocks.” A weakening Roddy leads them to a zipline across a deep canyon. Bellow crosses easily enough, but Albee’s inexperience causes her to fall down the cliff. Cordelia doesn’t hesitate to dive down after her while Stirfry runs to the middle of the zipline’s rope to look out for them. Roddy attempts to cross while de Bonesby panics at the loss of his companions.

Inside the canyon, Cordelia catches up to Albee and shouts for help in every animal language she knows. Bats respond by forming a massive swarm around them, flying the girls (and coincidentally Roddy) back to the others.

After a few turns, the party reaches a half-locust, half-hedgehog they call Spinyfriend. It happily converses with the students before following their lead back to its home. gate made entirely of goblins at the end of their path. One of their tattoos claims that silence opens it, which causes them to part like a stomach valve rather than a door. Inside is a thriving environment of animal hybrids, talking plants and organic body parts growing from the ground. Spinyfriend leads them to the master of the area. He takes them to a steampunk laboratory where a strange hybrid of human and goblin body parts steps forward, announcing themselves as Brian Fuck, maestro of the flesh.

## Link

https://rudetalesofmagic.simplecast.com/episodes/way-down-in-the-hole
Surfboard

The only female dwarf in management at Flammable Rock Holdings. She worships the goddess Beyonce by cleansing herself with ritualistic waxing. She has been divorced six times and is looking to do it again. She also has a sister named Agatha, the self-proclaimed "wild one" of the family.

Surfboard has to sit between Dunkdunk Bodybad and Leif Tonklefart, two of the loneliest and horniest dwarves in the office. While everyone else knows about their mutual crush, they refuse to say so. Surfboard orchestrates things so that they hook up at the New Year's Party, breaking up their sexual tension.
Lucille

The devil and the god of choice. She appears as a small, elderly woman with blue hair, heavy makeup and animal print clothing. They first appear in And Just Like That..., the finale episode of the Class Dismissed campaign.

She meets with the party after they defeat Lexicon Matters. She is casual and generally doesn't get involved in mortals, but takes great pride and amusement in how they will ignore or actively defy the gods. At the end of the campaign, she reveals that she could send everything back the way it was but that they had done it several times before. She grants each party member their own wish, pleased with how they handled themselves throughout their adventures.

## Trivia

* Lucille is the reason that the power flickers in Hell. Like most things she does or doesn't do, it's because she finds it funny.
Wizardly

The wizard and bartender at Scrum’s Pad. He is a shirtless, muscular man with a gray beard and pointy hat. He offers drinks on the house and tries to offer help to his customers when he can.

Wizardly explains that he works for Scrum Fabulous, and part of the curse of his job is he cannot leave the grounds and will never age or die. During the riotous mayhem at the end of All the Little Ants, they find that Wizardly was killed in the process. Cordelia places her coins on his eyes, but when she tries to give him an extra two, Cheddar possesses his corpse to complain about the extra discount cutting into his business. When Cordelia asks about his death, Cheddar reads his dying thoughts and is confused to learn that he died of a broken heart. Wizardly was planning to have an affair with a woman before his untimely demise.

## Trivia

* Despite their close proximity, Wizardly shares none of Punished Lucas' love of pain. He was stabbed by a particularly dark and brooding figure at the bar, which he says he's starting to like due to something he put on his blade.
Porkpie

*“I love to eat the noble swine when places into a pie*

*If i do not get my treat then surely I will die."*

Porkpie is one of The Virtuous Bandits. He is a completely clean man with no body hair, though he had (cleanly) drawn on his own eyebrows. He is named after his favorite meal.

He rides along in the wagon with the party and J.W. Marriot. The party unwittingly leads him into thinking about how discretion is a virtue but keeping secrets are considered wicked. This triggers a paradox in his brain, paralyzing him on the spot and striking him dead. He is mourned by his companions.
Rondon Helping

A gnome selling waterskins at Riddle Guy. He is completely nude apart from his very long beard.

He grants water in exchange for an answer to his riddles. There are emergency options if someone can't solve them and truly need water. He also refuses to share his name unless his riddle has been solved. Bellow answers his riddle partially correct, so he agrees to give him a partial amount of the water he needs. Bellow just triples his order to make the math even out.
The Suburban Strangler

A cursed bugbear aboard The S.S. Bad News. He is short-tempered and impatient, and acts as unofficial security aboard the ship.

He was cursed when he killed the original Suburban Strangler. Doing so passed the curse and name onto him, compelling him to murder within suburban areas. Thankfully, the ship does not venture into these areas very much. He appears briefly when he is infuriated by the party's shared thumbs up and feels left out of the loop.

In the episode Into The Woods, he leaps at the party. Having escaped The S.S. Bad News and back within the suburbs of Brian Doyle Falls, he turns into a serial killer and threatens the group. He is interrupted by a time jump forward to where the party continues unharmed and Stirfry is wearing a bugbear fur cape.
Thirsty Falls

Not to be confused with the episode, Thirsty Falls: Part 1.

One of Cordelia's wonders of the world and an unexplained mystery, presented as its only "dry waterfall." It is a vast canyon within The Trashlands with a stone bridge leading across it. Through magical means that do not involve portals, anything that falls to its bottom reappears around 200 feet above it, effectively falling for eternity. While this means that nobody can die from hitting the bottom, it's implied by warning signs that one will die of thirst before that happens. Several falling skeletal bodies serve as reminds of this, including some that seem to be thrown in there as punishment (a particular body wearing cement shoes).

The party crosses the canyon in Thirsty Falls: Part 1 while trying to leave The Trashlands. They are impeded by SERVANT who is trying to keep them there, so he throws himself repeatedly into the bridge to destroy it and leave them no escape. They race their way across the bridge before it can collapse, though Ivan falls in before he can cross. Fortunately, he simply falls out of the sky above it again and they manage to catch him on the way back down.
Stale Pepsi

The eldest of the Pepsi Brothers, he is mentioned far later than most of the others in Enter the Mother, Part 2. He claims to be "older than his dad."

He is treated as the leader of the Pepsis, and Scrum Fabulous wishes to have him assassinated rather than have him challenging his own power within the rebellion against Mother.

In Enter the Mother, Part 3, the party finds him held captive by Mother. He is an elderly halfling who mother attempts to starve out to weaken his resolve and join her hivemind. He remains strong, but he pleads with the party not to harm the cloned forms of his brothers. Stirfry attempts to find excuses to kill him off, but Stale sees through his deception with his elderly insight.
Uncle T-Bird

A cherry red tiefling that Hot Roddy admired in his youth. He gave Roddy his leather jacket when Roddy was banished from his hometown of Mt. Cyanide.
T-Bird is not Roddy's biological uncle. He was simply sleeping with his mother Rodrietta ever since Roddy's father ran off. It is unclear if Roddy is aware of this.
Snake Professional

### *"I've heard it all before. My claps are too slow. My horns are too curly. And I'm too damn mysterious."*

A mysterious and well-dressed gray tiefling and conspirator hired by an even more mysterious employer. He is a major player in a plot to murder the emperor in Come At The King, acting as the contact for the party. He always carries a knife and is some sort of spellcaster, cursing the party to bind them to their mission. He wears dagger-shaped cufflinks, but he gave one of them away to Deli as payment (promising her the other one later). He is presumed to be smoking a cigarette whenever possible.

Snake acts secretive and confident, but is quick to admit his flaws. He tells Smellulus that he is concerned about his smell after being teased in his youth, and he tells Skunk that he is relieved to find out she’s a magic user after stabbing “more than zero” kids today.

Snake narrates most of the story, often painting himself in a flattering light. He reappears at the end of The Power Ball to inform the party that their pact is complete, bringing most of them with him through a secret passage to collect their reward. It's here that he explains he's a double agent working for Larroquette trying to end The War of the Song.

Learning that this means she won't get paid, Deli dives into Snake's mouth and rips out his tongue. He escapes the battle in the chaos, gets married, and proceeds to live a happy life.

## Trivia

* Snake serves as the story's narrator, covering the intro and outro of most of the episodes of Come At The King. He uses this opportunity to remind listeners that he is perhaps the world's most beloved NPC and that he dies peacefully of old age.
* After the events of Come At the King, Snake travels west and becomes happily married.
* Snake was absent for much of the story because he was attending Detritus Cole's funeral.
Wealthy Wim Windows

A proudly wealthy dwarf, Windows is a patron at The Trim Cuckold. He remains well dressed and has ribbons tied into his beard. He brags about his fabulous wealth, but since dwarves in The Cordelian Empire had relatively little money he is "a pauper" compared to humans. He is the first dwarf to ever ride a bicycle in Cordelia, another bragging right of his since he purchased the opportunity to ride the bike.

Wim is present when the party arrives at the bar and quite casually accepts the bill when Deli claims he was paying for her drinks. He is later willing to pay off Stale Dale in return for Deli listening to his tale about his fabulous wealth, but she loudly refuses and hides from him. She is later forced to return when they realize that he is the only person they know wealthy enough to be invited to The Power Ball. He agrees to bring the party to the ball so long as nobody finds out that he told them about it and that one of them comes as his date. Grimothee Steel casually agrees to be his date.

Wealthy guides the party to The Power Ball, hoping to come off across as cool with his new guests. He made a fool of himself the last year he attended by trying to steal a painting that was too large to smuggle in his clothes. After showing the party around the ball, he meets with Emperor Nog just before the sacrifice is brought forth by Diarrhea. Torrin kills Diarrhea with her magic and throws the party into chaos, ruining Wealthy's hopes of leaving a good impression. Torrin gives him a wedgie for his troubles before they flee the scene.

Due to the potion used on the attendees of The Power Ball, those who drank the sacrificial goat were turned into their masks. Wealthy becomes an owl and is able to identify himself to Deli (by pretending to ride a bicycle). She recognizes him but is content to leave him behind. He blows her a kiss but she quickly brushes it away.

## Trivia

* Wealthy is forced to wear the mask of a worm during the last Power Ball due to trying to steal a painting at the previous year's party. He takes this in stride and accepts the fact that there is no truly bad mask as the worm works and creates the soil. Despite this, he trades it for an owl mask later in the party.
* Wealthy appears to be one of the many killed in the revolution that takes place in Payola. When Sundown Samara flies away from the city, she sheds scorching tears that destroy a ribbon-clad owl.
Toilton

A dwarven town built into the side of a mountain. The dwarves that live there are incredibly industrial by nature, working all day long. They hardly take the time to sleep and even animals can be found drinking naturally occurring coffee or talking about how they should always be closing. Toilton mines the mountain and is mentioned to produce cannonballs, but its main focus appears to be taking coal out of the mountain, smashing it up, and then putting it back into the mountain. The people of Toilton have no breaks or leisure, with professional "food dealers" throwing handfuls of food into their waiting mouths.

Bellow is directed by Danny Timeshare to introduce the concept of vacations to the uptight citizenry. They quickly warm up to the idea of being able to ever stop working, and Bellow establishes a 2 weeks of paid vacation days a year. It was run by Downtown Squirt, the town boss, before the party overthrew him.

## Residents

* Boosapher Tombs
* Corncob Drone
* Downtown Squirt

## Trivia

* The story goes that the dwarves of the area stood around with nothing to do until the god of dwarves created a mountain for them to mine. They do so out of appreciation for this gift of work.
* Toilton citizens believe that days are 23 hours long.
* Not doing your job is punishable by torturing to death in Toilton. They keep professional torturers at the ready, but since nobody wants to stop working, they are some of the most bored men in town.
* Danny later admits to Bellow that he imagined converting Toilton would have taken him much longer (at least a mini-arc).
Splish-Splash

*"I don't wanna get off the boat! You get off the boat!"*

A flirtatious, dangerous and attractive Kenku and member of Stirfry's old gang. She wields water magic and Stirfry notes that she is very good at hurting others and takes some degree of pleasure from it. She and Stirfry flirt with each other before and after he left the gang despite Stirfry acknowledging it's a dangerous relationship. Splish-Splash frequently uses water noises or the voice of various pirates, having spent some time hiding on a ship at sea. Stirfry tries to get her to give up this behavior but she defends her love of the ship.

Stifry is quick to pick up their relationship when he comes to find the gang at Scrum North. After catching up with her, they argue about his leaving them behind simply because Frederick de Bonesby gave him speech. Stirfry insists that Frederick can do the same for them once he gets his powers back.

When the gang is attacked by an assassin pursuing the party, she breaks off to alert the others by making a variety of nautical noises. When the dust settles, Stirfry calls for her but she is nowhere to be found. He promises to find her and give her the gift of speech.

In the episode You Wish, she does not return but Stirfry wishes for her to appear in The Room of Wonders. She is manifested but the party assures him that this is simply the powers of the room at work. They wish for a map that shows where she is shown having returned to The Spitting Sea.

Near the finale of the campaign, Splishsplash encounters Hot Roddy while traveling with a new pirate crew. She captures Roddy and interrogates him on the whereabouts of Stirfry.

## Trivia

* The episode A Murder of Crows she appeared in ends with the mournful chantey, "Wings of a Goney."
The Nest

A giant hollow tree in The Teenage Woods that leads to an underground cave. This is the home of the owlbears and bearowls, as well as Mother and Poopus. The inside is only accessible by climbing its tall branches, making it well protected from outsiders. It is full of bio-luminescent plants that light it up the interior of the cave.

The players visit it at the end of Down For The Count and explore it during Mother Knows Best.

Later, Alcatraz decides to call his apartment in The Woods Beyond the Woods "The Nest", but Cordelia and Albee want him to reconsider.
Wooly

A hollowed out, magical mastodon that serves as Alcatraz's ride. He contained a magical puzzle box that once solved, allowed Al to loosely control where it went. He treats it as his personal ride, keeping his things, food, and "not drugs" inside.

The interior is warm and furry much like the outside of the mount. It contains simple controls, but one does not actually steer it. The vehicle moves of its own accord, but it takes direction from its pilot. Its origins are unknown, but Al claims it was dead and like this well before he arrived.
The Riddled Remnant

A group of survivors who managed to escape Riddle Guy. After the battle with SERVANT destroyed the bridge out of The Trashlands, the remaining partiers at Riddle Guy barely managed to escape with their lives. This was at the cost of many casualties to their fellow members and enemies alike. They swore to find those that caused it, putting them at odds with the party. They catch up to them and challenge them to answer their riddles or die. They end up bonding with the party of these challenges, and join forces with them to defeat Doctor Dilemma.

Most of the members were voiced by guests from the podcast Hey Riddle Riddle.

## Members

Fancy Tropicalia

Thunk

Champagne Champagne (deceased)

Russel (deceased)

Professor Chomps

Albert (deceased)

Samantha (deceased)
Trouble In Paradise

*MAROONED! The gang is washed up and washed out on the unknown shore of an unmapped desert island. With only their wits, their alliances, and a coconut or two, they'll face the elements, the mysteries of the island, and perhaps even, THEMSELVES!*

*It's true what they say: sand gets everywhere... and so does the danger.*

The livestreaming show based around the party in a Survivor-style elimination game scheduled for June 28, 2021. The party becomes stranded on Noman Island, where a powerful entity hosts a series of team-based challenges to award the winner… and sacrifice the losers.

Also the origin story of Naughty Nico.

## Links

https://vimeo.com/ondemand/troubleinparadise/659363437
The Spirit of the Law

The prison in Ruleshaven. It was once a house before the family exploded while arguing over family game night, leaving it available to the public and turned into a jail. Some say the family’s whispered arguments can still be heard within its walls.

It contains many of the more dangerous criminals that did not magically die from breaking the rules. It is divided into different wings for different severity of their crimes, with the most dangerous prisoners being stored in what used to be a wine cellar. It now serves as a crime cellar.

Cordelia visits there during The Ringer to speak with Virginia.
The Woods Beyond the Woods

**The Woods Beyond the Woods** is a forest, apparently located between The James Woods and the Teenage Woods. After the Callstones are put up, it becomes a sanctuary for Sasquatches to avoid being hunted by the Witch Hunters. Miracle Michael also sends a message to the dreams of Sasquatches, directing them here. Everything is sized for Sasquatches and rope is used as currency.

The party first arrives here in Relics after encountering Alcatraz in The James Woods. He agrees to take his daughter Cordelia Sasquatch and her friends there in his mastodon vehicle Wooly.
Ulcer Anatomies

The older brother of Rainn Anatomies. Rainn describes him as his best friend and the handsomest guy he knows. He also happens to be Rainn's twin. The two appear identical except that Ulcer has a thick gray beard he inherited from their deceased father, which apparently can transfer from owner to owner.

Rainn advises the party to visit him to seek out a way to undo the ritual at Polaris University. He runs a shop in Ruleshaven.

Ulcer behaves much like Rainn. He is obsessed with the occult and helps direct the party into undoing what happened to Polaris University. He deciphered what had happened by intuiting from information missing in his research, and he wears a pin on his coat that reads 3/26 to remind him of the day when all of Ruleshaven's alarms went off at once in response to the spell.

Ulcer provides the team with the means to enter Hell and supplies to help them elude the Peacekeepers. He urges them to escape to Danica Town before he reports to Virginia the Witchhunter waiting behind his shop. While he reports back to her, he refuses to tell her where he sent them. This violates their verbal contract and causes the life to drain from him.

## Trivia

* He is a member of The Hive.
* Ulcer's shop contains a finger-toad in a cage, similar to the ones found in Brian Fuck's cave. Whether he obtained it from Brian himself or simply found one of his stray creations is not made clear.
* Ulcer is the elder of the Anatomies twins, leading to him inheriting their father's beard.
The Way We Came

*Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven while it's surrounded by the seemingly unstoppable Witch Hunters. Help may come from below, but can they find an exit in time to avoid the terrified Witch Hunters' ultimate weapon. Who makes it out, and who doesn't? Will the Big Hole Boys ever ride again? How can we make love stay? All these answers and more await you in the calf-cramping finalé of...The Ruleshaven Affair!*

## Summary

The party flees The Witch Hunters, hiding in an alley to strategize. They are taken into the sewers by The Ruleshaven Liberation Army with Tammany Whitehead where they decide to go to Jurisdiction to use Brian Fuck's secret elevator. Along the way, they are swept up by a wave of rats. Bellow and Cordelia speak to them and learn that they are taking them to their king. One rat bites Stirfry, draining some of his blood and allowing him to cry out in pain in his own voice.

The Rat King welcomes them into his court with a song about his impressive status, earned by scaring away Wet Beep. The party humors him for a while before he insists that he has to eat them. Bellow drops the name of Gerry Mentlegen while Stirfry recites his song. Bellow promises to teach The Rat King to use the bathroom when they return and he grants them a rat escort to the hotel. Before they go, the king helps himself to a large bite of Stirfry. He drains several pints of blood, draining the anti-curse potion from his blood and restoring his voice. Stirfry immediately lashed out at him for the bite, decapitating the king. The dying rat man urges him to take his crown and dies, leaving Stirfry in command of all the rats.

The party reaches the inn, but Virginia and Joshy stand over them. Virginia warns that the Witch Hunters have called in a "social call," magically wiping the city off the map. She disagrees with their actions as well and quit the order that has called in every witch hunter in the world. Virginia warns Cordelia of her actions but doesn't stop her. She offers to turn her in and let her friends go, or to let her run knowing that the hunters will do the same to everywhere she goes. Cordelia says that nowhere has felt like home like wherever she goes with her friends and will continue on their journey to restore the school. Hot Roddy shows up as they unearth Brian Fuck's elevator shaft. Bellow offers to bring him with them, but Roddy refuses until Bellow insists that being an uncle is much cooler than being a dad. Roddy remembers his own cool Uncle T-Bird and is revitalized, leaping onto his mount and riding out with them into the shaft to flee the city back underground.
The Suck Brothers

Five bounty hunters that work in Piss Harbor. They appear in the episode Who's Your Daddy? in the Weird Times In Piss Harbor campaign, competing with the party over claiming their bounties.

They consist of Vincent Suck, Boris Suck, Bela Suck, Lon Suck, and Gengar Suck.

## Trivia

* The brothers are all named famous figures in horror media. Most of them share the first name with a classic horror movie actor. Gengar Suck is named after a ghost-type pokemon.