Damon, nu: Return of the Typo

## Auto Cucumber

Candlefly: :P

SalamanderCmndr: That was fun :P

Candlefly: Me and SC played Portal and I accidently broke him a lot.

SalamanderCmndr: Ye.

Candlefly: And then there was one time GLaDOS prased blue one too many times so I tried to kill him with a lazer and died.

Logical: I see someone is back from puzzling situations invoking trams dimensional portals that literally transfer atoms with no loss of velocity.

SalamanderCmndr: Trams? :D

Logical: Damn auto cucumber.

SalamanderCmndr: I always wanted to go to San Fransisco...

Logical: What the-

Candlefly: Also, I annoyed GLaDOS a lot.

Logical: I typed auto cucumber it autocorrected to auto cucumber.

SalamanderCmndr: Ye.

Logical: Auto cucumber

SalamanderCmndr: XD

Candlefly: XD

Logical: Auto cucumber\*

SalamanderCmndr: XD XD XD

Candlefly: Oh my gosh

Logical: Autocorrect\*

SalamanderCmndr: There we go!

Logical: Finally!

Candlefly: That was perfect.

SalamanderCmndr: It was.

Candlefly: I'm logging that.

## Fist One

Candlefly: ​Ye, I don't STOP after the fist one :P

SalamanderCmndr: :P

Candlefly: FIRST\*

Candlefly: OH MY GOSH I MEANT FIRST.

SalamanderCmndr: ...

SalamanderCmndr didn't even see the typo

SalamanderCmndr: Oh... My... God XD
SalamanderCmndr: BEST. TYPO. EVAR!

## Ferraris

SalamanderCmndr: ... Aaand here comes the point where I avoid the Wiki entirely to prevent spoiling the book.

Logical: I might do similarly.

Logical: I'll probably start reading it tomorrow, honestly.

Logical: Yay for Kindled.

Logical: Oh, and buy Terraria.

SalamanderCmndr: "The mobile version of Terraria gets updated just as often as Latin." -Person on the Terraria Wiki

Logical: Well, Latin was updated. . . About 2,000 years ago, I think?

SalamanderCmndr: No idea.

SalamanderCmndr: They were exaggerating but it's still funny :P

Logical: I'm guessing that's probably true.

SalamanderCmndr: I wonder what will come with the next version of Terraria.

SalamanderCmndr: I mean, 1.3 was just released back in August I think, so it's gonna be a while 'til we see new stuff.

Logical: How about. . . Some kind of item that fast forwards time?

Logical: Or makes you run faster.

SalamanderCmndr: There are plenty of things that make you run faster.

Logical has next to no knowledge of what's currently in Ferraris.

SalamanderCmndr: I would like to see the first time- "Ferraris" XD

Logical: DAMOOOON.

SalamanderCmndr: Logged.

## Dick Operating System

Logical: Pink, you found 2nd perso nwritings? BURN IT ALL.

SalamanderCmndr: Well, at least it's not an ass-licking story. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Logical: DAMN IT SAL, THAT WAS DAMON'S FAULT.

SalamanderCmndr: What? Was Damon doing the ass-licking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Logical: . . .

Pink Freddy: SC, wut.

Logical: That book will now have a comic relief character named
Sal, who dies a horrible deat hat the end and still gets off a witty
one-liner.

SalamanderCmndr: :D

Pink Freddy: He died from GLaDOS.

SalamanderCmndr: YAY! I GET TO BE KENNY! :D

SalamanderCmndr: Kinda.

Pink Freddy: Genetic Lifeform and You Get The Rest.

SalamanderCmndr: Genetic Lifeform and Dick Operating System.

SalamanderCmndr: Question: What would a Dick Operating System even do?

Logical: . . .

Logical: Operate Dick surgery.

SalamanderCmndr is making something

Pink Freddy looks up from fanfic she's reading

Pink Freddy: Maybe she cuts them off and make them into fuel.

Pink Freddy goes back to reading.

Logical: That hurts my manhood.

SalamanderCmndr: O\_O

SalamanderCmndr puts his hands over his crotch protectively

SalamanderCmndr

... Okay, when I made this, it was funny, but after what Pink said, not so much. http://i.imgur.com/CcyHhbj.jpg

SalamanderCmndr: \*Is waiting for Logical's reaction\*

Logical: . . .

Logical: That's hilarious. \*straight face\*

SalamanderCmndr: ...

SalamanderCmndr: Well, I am tired.

SalamanderCmndr: I even ATTEMPTED a joke like that.

Pink Freddy: ?