Deadpool

Fresher than your mother's killer

**Deadpool** is a competitor in Cartoon Beatbox Battles. He won against Deadshot by using a beatbox variation of *Look At Me Now*, and won against Spongebob by using a beatbox variation of *She's a Bad Mama Jama,*and won against Black Panther with a variation of Here Comes the Hotstepper. He will be up against Patrick in Episode 15.

## Personality

Deadpool likes to use crude and inappropriate humor. When Deadpool was faced with Deadshot, Deadpool told him he gets more girls than Deadshot, and how his name represents how he gets no girls. And when Deadpool faced Spongebob, Deadpool would make roasts of using Spongebob as toilet paper.

Deadpool is very cocky about winning, and we can see this in Black Panther Vs Batman, when he sarcastically thanked Deadshot for making it "too easy" for Deadpool to win. Deadpool also likes to break the fourth wall.

## Episodes

* Deadpool vs Deadshot
* Black Panther Vs Batman
* Darkseid Vs Thanos (Cameo)
* Mario vs Sonic
* SpongeBob Vs Deadpool
* Thanos vs Patrick
* Pennywise Vs Groot
* Black Panther Vs Deadpool
* Patrick Vs Deadpool

## Coverage

#### **Deadpool Vs Deadshot**

Deadpool says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, then points at Deadshot, calling him a "hate-r". Deadpool then again says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, and then poses and points his guns at the camera, saying "Fresher than your mothers killer". Deadpool then remembers that Deadshot was the one who killed his own mom because he couldn't get a boob when she breastfed Deadshot last week. Deadpool then tells Deadshot he knows he can't fight unless he had a gun, which makes him weak. Deadpool then makes his own beat with guns, saying "bang" to every gunshot he makes. Deadpool then makes a pun, bringing out Harley Quinn and saying "bang your girlfriend". Deadpool continues the bang beat, until he stops and brings out his katanas. Deadpool then calls Deadshot a "wannabe Deadpool", and that he should tell his mom that he's "Dadpool", and if Verbal ASE wanted a bigger battle for Deadpool, he should've brought in Thanos, cause the movie Deadshot is in has a 27% rating. Deadpool then takes a long breath for another fast rap, and then says he doesn't really have to use words to beat Deadshot. He then says "blah blah blah" and that Pikachu could defeat him. Deadpool then says that even though it's not Pokemon it doesn't matter, and that he's the real Mad Hatter because he's bigger and badder.

Deadpool repeats, saying "Look at me now" 3 times in a row. Deadshot is seen sarcastically dancing to his solo, with Deadpool pointing at him, calling him a "hate-r". Deadshot then stops dancing, and crosses his arms. Deadpool is then seen in a white shirt and golden bling, saying "Look at me now" 3 times in a row while doing gang signs on his fingers. Deadpool then points at Deadshot, saying that Deadpool is fresher than Deadshot's breath mints, that are on Deadpool's hand. Deadpool then fast beatboxes, while doing some dance moves, calling Deadshot a "hate-r" again. Deadpool dances some more while beatboxing, while Deadshot can be seen unamused. Deadpool ends it off with "Fresher than your mother's killer". Deadpool puts his hand to his ear to hear the crowd cheer.

#### **Black Panther Vs Batman**

Deadpool is revealed to be the winner of Episode 5. Deadpool thanks the youtubers, and tells them he would like to thank Logan for believing in him, Dora The Explorer for bringing him his chimichangas, and Deadshot for making the battle with him too easy. Deadshot get's mad and charges at Deadpool, with Deadpool not seeming afraid.

#### **Darkseid vs Thanos**

During Darkseid's solo, Deadpool is eating a chimichanga until Deadshot puts spicy hot sauce on it, and makes Deadpool's mouth burn.

#### **Mario vs Sonic**

Deadpool is seen with Sonic eating chimichangas with chili on them, calling it "Chili Chimichangas". Verbal Ase gags, due to the smell.

#### **Spongebob Vs Deadpool**

Deadpool faced Spongebob in Episode 9. Deadpool is seen in a corner block, digging out Spongebob in a trash can. Deadpool then attempts to use Spongebob to wipe his butt, with Spongebob quickly jumping out of his hand. Deadpool apologizes to him, but quickly tells Spongebob it's just what sponges do. 3 kids are then seen watching Spongebob's show, until it gets hijacked by Deadpool, with him teaching the kids that "Sponges poop out of their holes, and they eat the same place where the poop goes". Then there is a chorus with back-up singers Domino and Lady Death. Spongebob and Verbal ASE look shocked, with Verbal ASE then covering his mouth, to hide that he's chuckling. Deadpool then hops in, making finger guns at Spongebob, stating nobody would ever want to be like him. Deadpool is then seen in a Spongebob costume in a cooking show studio, placing fuits, and dead fish in a blender, which makes the krabby patty secret formula. Deadpool is then seen behind footage of Spongebob with a scary face, which then cuts to fish trying to pop Bubble Buddy, then to Spongebob driving a boat with his eyes covered by Patrick's pants.

The crowd is then seen cheering for Deadpool, as he repeats digging out Spongebob and trying to use him to wipe his butt. But this time, it's one kid watching Spongebob, which soon hypnotizes him, and Deadpool is seen carrying a Spongebob plush, with him then throwing it out of his hand. Spongebob gets shocked, as Domino and Lady Death are back again singing, with Deadpool dancing. Deadpool is then seen carrying a soap sponge, with him burning it with a lighter, and disintegrating it to ash by crushing it with his hand.

#### **Thanos Vs Patrick**

Deadpool was voted as the winner for Episode 9. Deadpool states that it's just in time, cause he really has to go "number 2". He then looks at Spongebob, which scares Spongebob and gets him to run away. Deadpool chases Spongebob, telling him that the bathroom is in the other direction. Verbal ASE then says 'I guess he is', meaning I guess he is going to use Spongebob as the sponge

#### **Pennywise Vs Groot**

Deadpool appears at the end of the episode, telling the viewers to vote for either Pennywise or Groot from the icon, which he shoots. The icon instead goes to Episode 9. Deadpool whispers to the viewers to vote for Groot. He then thanks the viewers for watching, and approves his message.

#### **Black Panther Vs Deadpool**

Deadpool will be one of the two competitors in Episode 14. The other is Black Panther.

## Solo Numbers

### Against Deadshot

Look at me now (x3)

You’re just a hate-r

Look at me now (x3)

Fresher than you Mother’s killer,

Oh wait a minute that was you cause you couldn’t get a boob when she breastfeed you - Last week

I gotta tell ya that I know that you can’t really fight unless you had a gun - that’s weak

I’ma bang, bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang your girlfriend,

Bang bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang and slice yo face,

Here we go again another wanna-be Deadpool,

maybe you should tell your mother I am ‘Dadpool’,

You wanna make a bigger battle bring that fool,

‘cause he don’t really matter with a movie not cool,

I don’t really have to use words to beat you,

Bla bla bla, Pikachu defeats you,

It’s not Pokémon but it doesn’t matter,

I’m the real mad Hatter cause I’m bigger and badder,

Look at me now (x3)

You’re just a hate-r

Look at me now (x3)

Fresher than yo breath, mint?

+Beatbox Your Just a hate-r

+Beatbox Fresher than yo mother’s killer.

### Against Spongebob

Is that rotten cheese in the trash?

Oh wait a minute, its Spongeboob,

Don't forget to wipe my- (Hey!)

Sorry dude, that's what Sponges do,

I know kids watch your show,

but here's something they don't know,

Sponges poop out of their holes,

and they eat the same place where the poop goes,

He's the coolest Mercenary

(uh huh, woo!)

So you better run home to your Mom and cry,

(Sing it girls, come on!)

He's the coolest Mercenary,

(That's what your Mom said...)

So you better run home to your Mom and cry,

(Check it)

What it'll be like to be Spongeboob,

Pretending to be nice and pees on ya food,

A little bit of fish and a little bit in the buns,

is how you make the Krappy Patty formula fun,

Baking people patties and keeping it on the level, and he's

making people mad when he blowin his little bubbles, and he's

Breaking People's Back when he bringing the town to rubble,

So to be Spongeboob ain't nothin but trouble,

Is that rotten cheese in the trash,

oh wait a minute, its Spongeboob,

Don't forget to wipe my (Hey!)

Sorry dude, that's what Sponges do,

I know kids watch your show,

but here's something they don't know,

Sponges poop out of their holes,

And they eat the same place where the poop goes,

He's the coolest Mercenary

So you better run home to your Mom and cry,

(come on!)

He's the coolest Mercenary,

So you better run home to your Mom and cry,

Spongeboob!

### Against Black Panther

Servin’ you next time!

I’m here to take out the Panther,

I’m the real romancer,

Is that really your final answer?

Still living like a pussy cat

yes, I just, dissed you

Your clan did not miss you

I really loved when Thanos snapped you to dust

I’m the Merk with the mouth

You’re not allowed in my house

You’re just like Spongebob, you’re a squirrel with no nuts

l’ll leave a little bit of something, from me

it’s a pepperoni pizza with cheese

Put it all together and you’ll have your krabby patty

l’m here to take out the Panther,

I’m the real romancer,

is that really your final answer?

still living like a pussy cat x2

Is he gonna win?

Another one bites the dust!

## Trivia

* Deadpool is the first anti-hero/anti-villain to make an appearance in Cartoon Beatbox Battles, with the next one being Deadshot.
* Deadpool is the last character to appear in the newest style of the four finalists.
* There is a chance that Deadpool could compete again in Cartoon Beatbox Battles Season 2, against Amy.
* Deadpool's second beatbox is the only beatbox to have the opponent's voice in it with Spongebob saying "Hey!"

## See Also

Verbal Ase
**Loser competitors from Round 1**
Mickey Mouse • Pikachu • The Joker • Goofy • Deadshot • Batman • Darkseid • Mario
**Loser competitors from Round 2**
Spongebob • Thanos • Groot • Sonic
**Loser competitors from Round 3**
Pennywise • Black Panther
**Still in the game**
**Deadpool** • Patrick