Cookie Museum (old)

*The best place in Craftventure.*

It is a museum about cookies. But it has some **Rules:**

1. DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIES

1. NOR EAT THEM!

1. DEFINITLY DON'T STEAL THEM

The 1st president of the cookiemuseum **Joeywp** is displayed there, on whos back the whole server rests.
There is also **The first cookie ever**.

The **Cookievoid** is a paradise full of cookies ...and a cake?w

> Beware: *The Cookie Void is strange and disorienting*
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> Warning: *May cause severe hunger for cookies*
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In the gift shop you can buy cookie stuff.

When you get hungry you can eat something at the **restaurant** at the first floor.

Menu
 Soft drink | 18 vc | 24 vc

After digesting the food you can go to the **toilet** to get rid of it.

*The best in the land, you better spend this money at the Cookie Museum...*

## Cookie Facts

**Greenhouse:**

Before we can make cookies we need the ingredients
 Cocoa beans are important in making a choco cookie
 they grow in warm climates such as in this greenhouse

**Fact:**

There are many types of cookies

* Small Cookie
* Large Cookie
* The Common Cookie
* The Internet Cookie
* A Cookie Carafted By 'Them'
* Menno Soupjes, why is this here?
* There May Be A Hidden Room Here Cookie
* The Holy Cookie Of Marcus
* ᐏ The Illuminati Cookie ᐎ
* The Holy Cookie Of Herobrine
* The Holy Cookie Of Vhagatl
* Rotten Cookies

**Fact:**

This ingredients can be used in many cookie types often mixed with other ingredients

* Milk
* Sugar
* Egg
* Wheat

**Fact:**

This ingredients can be used to add some spice up the flavour and boost the market value of cookies

* Apple
* Chocolate
* Pumpkin
* Joeywp's Exploding Cookie Falvour

**Fact:**

Sponges can be used to soak up all the moisture in your mouth helping you to better taste the different flavours used in the crafting of cookies.

**Fact:**

Chests can be used to store cookies & moar

**Fact:**

Pipelines are usesd in factories to transport ingredients from storage to the ovens

**Fact:**

Did you know that wealthy people have special rooms for eating and appreciateing cookies?

**Quiz:**

Which one of the items is NOT a cookie?

**Fake News:**

Cookies are usually round in Minecraft as all blocks in Minecraft are square this means that cookies were made round to be special and worshiped

*(According to Joeywp the cube shaped cookies that are produced in the Cookie Factory are godlike quality)*

**Cookie Torch:**

The mystical Cookie Torch holds many magical powers Buy your own Cookie Torch in **Joey's Gret Cookie Shop** Located next to the exit of the amazing **Cookie Factory**

**Cookie Man:**

Cookies stolen by miscreants? - **Cookieman to the rescue!**

All out of tasty cookies? - **Cookieman to the rescue!**

No chocolate chips left? - **Cookieman to the rescue!**

No more coca beans? - **Cookieman to the rescue!**

Out of cherry slurpee? - **Strawberry is the same thing!**

**Did you know?**

Machines have emotions about cookies?

* **Sad** only observes cookies and does't eat 'em
* **Happy** because it gives you cookies to eat
* **Amazed** it gives you cookies to see you enjoy them

**Fact:**

Machines can hold up to 576 cookies!

## The History of Cookies

In the jurassic time periot man created some of the first cookies as

alternative for their regular meals. However the natural predators roamed

the face of the earth started developing taste for this delicacy. Man

became enraged and started to hunt down dinosaurs which ultimately

made them to go extinct, proving the meteor that supposedly ended the

dinosaurs is actually a myth.

In the ancient Egyptian times shrines were built for honouring the cookie

god. Man would bake fresh cookies and offer them to the cookie god at

these places of significance. The cookie god, pleased by the offers, would

bless humanity with a refined sense of taste. This allowed man to actually

enjoy the flavours of the cookies elevating them from simple food to

earth's 1# delicacy.

Da Vinci's "Last supper" was actually based of off a great event in human

history where special people from around the world came together to

enjoy cookies. The idea of Craftventurewas formed here and

construction started soon. To honour the thing that had started it all,

namely cookies, a wonderfull cookiemuseum was built as a reminder of

this historical event.

During the middle ages many kings and queens started to require the

people of their kingdoms to pay taxes to live in the safety of the walled

cities. As money was scarce the royals had to come up with other ways

of collecting taxes. Some of them allowed their people to pay taxes in the

form of fresh baked cookies. Many people disliked this because they

would rather eat the cookies themselves.

During the industrial revolution mass cookie production went from being

a thing of imagination to becoming a reality. Cookies would now be baked

at a stunning place allowing for people to lazy to bake cookies for

themselves to be able to buy cookies in bulk. This is what sparked Joey's

couriusity that lead him to build a cookie factory in the ~~Germany~~ Fantasy

area.

The button above the paintings on the right opens the door and lets you experience the history of cookies very closely.

(It takes a little bit until the door opens just be pacient)