A Pervy RP 2: The Pervening

* 3:29

MamaLuigi22
One Pervy day, Trump's grave was burried

* two days later, lightning strikes the grave
* out rises Trump, ready for revenge
* 3:30

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool is smoking

* 3:31

MamaLuigi22
Pervy is writing Deadpool X Pervy fanfiction

* The news pops on, reveling Trump has been spotted in Mexico City
* 3:33

TheEnderGamer
Mexican: WHY ARE YOU HERE GET OUT

* Multiple mexicans beat the crap out of Trump
* 3:33

MamaLuigi22
Trump: I will build the wall! (Which I actually support don't sue)

* Trump: THEN execute you by claiming your illegal even if your legal okay?! I have bigger fish to fry
* 3:34

TheEnderGamer
They shoot him

* 3:36

MamaLuigi22
Trump barley manages to fall into his hidden escape pod, managing to make it back into the U.S.

* Pervy: Deadpool, Trump...is...back
* 3:37

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool slaps his hands on his cheeks

* 3:37

MamaLuigi22
Pervy slaps his hands on his d\*ck

* 3:39

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: \*grabs shotgun and cocks it\* Let's go blow the crap out of that f\*\*\*er

* 3:39

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: He's a f\*cker? That wimp is a virgin boy

* Meanwhile, Trump presses a button, sending missiles towards the two...
* 3:41

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool does cool flips over them

* 3:42

MamaLuigi22
Pervy allows them to go up his \*ss, then farts them back out in reverse to trump. Trump barley has time to escape

* 3:43

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Your d\*\*\* is so small, you need a microscope looking at a magnifying glass to look at it

* Deadpool: To be honest you probably don't have one
* 3:44

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Wade, that's a bit generous. I don't think you'd be able to see it...oh yeah I remember, in the previous entry we discovered he's a lesbian remember?

* 3:44

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Wait, yeah he doesn't have a d\*\*\*

* 3:46

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Let's go find out and take him out

* 3:47

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool drives in the deadpool mobile

* 3:47

MamaLuigi22
Pervy rides in his penis shaped car

* 3:48

TheEnderGamer
The wheels are balls

* 3:48

MamaLuigi22
YES

* YES
* YES!!!!!!
* 3:48

TheEnderGamer
YES!!!

* YES!!!
* -m bison
* 3:48

MamaLuigi22
and out of the exhaust port, comes c\*m

* maybe that's a bit far
* 3:49

TheEnderGamer
yea

* 3:49

MamaLuigi22
Forget I said that...continue!

* okay, out comes pee
* 3:51

TheEnderGamer

* They arrive
* 3:51

MamaLuigi22
They arrive at a giant wall, built by trump

* 3:51

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Watch this

* Deadpool: \*breathes in and out\* HAAAAAAAA \*smashes wall open with sledgehammer\*
* 3:53

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Not gonna lie, I'm kinda turned on

* 3:53

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool winks at Pervy

* 3:54

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Hate to break it to you, but I thought of trump, so now I'm turned off

* 3:54

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: F\*\*\*ING TRUMP

* Deadpool: Let's go kick his a\*\*
* 3:55

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: That shouldn't be hard. His \*ss is in Shambles for all his buttsex

* 3:55

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: hah

* 3:56

MamaLuigi22
Trump: I heard that! (Pulls out gun and shoots Pervy's foot)

* 3:56

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool kicks Trump in the face

* 3:57

MamaLuigi22
Trump: Now how can I suck d\*ck?!?! AHHH!!! (Kicks Deadpool in the balls)

* 3:58

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: CU-UP! \*shoryukens Trump in the face, knocking out some teeth and knocking off his cornstalk hair

* 3:59

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Go Deadpool! (Eats popcorn)

* 3:59

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool shoots a flamethrower at Trump, also burning the cornstalk hair

* 4:00

MamaLuigi22
Trump turns into his true ultimate form: DONALD TRUMPCARD! (Get it, cuz TRUMPCARDs are like op)

* 4:00

TheEnderGamer
lmao

* 4:01

MamaLuigi22
Donald shoots poo out of his \*ss

* Trump: IMMA TAKE A DONALD DUMP!
* 4:02

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool dodges it

* Deadpool shoots at Trump with pistols
* 4:02

MamaLuigi22
Trump trips, and falls

* Trump: I fell on the ground with a Donald thump!
* 4:05

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool stabs Trump in the back with a katana

* 4:06

MamaLuigi22
The trump is revealed to be a robotic decoy, and the real trump kicks both of them back

* 4:06

TheEnderGamer
Btw deadpool will finish off trump in an amazing way

* Deadpool shoots Trump in the knees with his pistols
* 4:07

MamaLuigi22
Trump losses his balance

* 4:08

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool stomps on Trump's head

* 4:09

MamaLuigi22
Pervy prepares to f\*ck the dead body

* ghen he realized he'd get all the stds
* so he stopped preparing
* 4:09

TheEnderGamer
Wait he died?

* FRICK
* 4:09

MamaLuigi22
no, he was getting ready for it

* he wasn't dead yet
* 4:09

TheEnderGamer
k

* Deadpool suplexes Trump
* 4:12

MamaLuigi22
Pervy gets bored and starts f\*cking popcorn

* 4:12

TheEnderGamer
you frisky boy

* 4:13

MamaLuigi22
Pervy hands Deadpoop a dildo shaped sword to finish him with

* 4:13

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool\*

* Deadpool: Nah, I have something better
* Deadpool pulls out a power drill
* Deadpool: Prepare thy anus for power drill
* Deadpool drills Trump's a\*\*
* 4:14

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: When your done with him, can you do me?

* 4:15

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: It hurts

* Deadpool: BUT I LOVE THE PAIN OF OTHERS OK
* 4:16

MamaLuigi22
Trump: MY \*SS! This is almost as hard as my job with Romney!

* shots fired
* 4:17

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: PREPARE THY ANUS FOR POWER DRILL

* Deadpool drills Pervy's a\*\*
* 4:17

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: YEAH!!!!

* Pervy: Moment please (blocks the audience as Moaning sounds are heard)
* 4:20

TheEnderGamer
wait is what i think is happening happening

* 4:20

MamaLuigi22

* 4:20

TheEnderGamer

* mkay
* Wait
* I wanna show you something
* http://i.imgur.com/7RaiO39.png?1 It's me irl in South Park
* 4:20

MamaLuigi22
K

* Cool
* 4:21

TheEnderGamer
Thx

* I'm thinking about using him in RPs
* Anyways RP
* 4:22

MamaLuigi22
30 minutes later

* 4:24

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: FINISH HIM!

* 4:24

MamaLuigi22
(had to test it out)

* 4:25

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool rips off Trump's head with his spine attached

* Deadpool: DEADPOOL WINS. FATALITY!
* 4:25

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: How will we creativily end the rp? We already did the limo last time!

* 4:26

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: With referencing!

* The screen turns red except for around Deadpool's torso to head
* Deadpool: That's all, folks!
* It turns completely red
* 4:27

MamaLuigi22
Inside the theatre after the credits...

* 4:28

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Ahhh, memories...

* 4:29

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: If you'll excuse me, I have to jack off to that sexy rp!

* 4:29

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Mkay

* 4:30

MamaLuigi22
Pervy:...will you join me?

* 4:30

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: yes

* 4:31

MamaLuigi22
Pervy and Deadpool gaze into each other's eyes...as Pervy's beard hair tickles Wade's chin (wtf did I just write?)

* 4:32

TheEnderGamer
lmao

* -THE END-