The Stereotypes Song

A song about common stereotypes and how silly they are.

## Lyrics

**[Intro: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous

So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this

**[Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance-dance-dance to these stereotypes

**[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I love those fat Americans

You know they're so obnoxious

They're always eating burgers

They're always holding shotguns

And I love Mexicans

The way they mow my lawn

They all got 100 kids cause they don't know how to put a condom on (Uh-huh!)

'Cause that's the way they roll

You've got to go big like an Israeli nose

If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy

They're out of control like a Chinese driver

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle

Rockin' burqas while they're riding camels

I love Jamaicans, yeah, they're cool

But they're always high, so don't let them fool ya

And I love them Puerto Ricans

Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend

I'm just joking, if you didn't know then

You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland

**[Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance-dance-dance to these stereotypes

**[Verse 2: PuffPuff Humbert]**

(Aw yeah!) Let me hear you yell

If you love the outback redneck Australians

And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude

Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth

And how could anyone hate the French

Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits

Brazilian girls is what you want

Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk

I love Africans, but hold up a second

National Geographic says they're all butt-naked

Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes

They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose

Uh oh! They're all on my checklist

Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast

They're stereotypes, and if you believe them

Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis

**[Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance-dance-dance to these stereotypes

**[Bridge: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

**[Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert]**

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance-dance-dance to these stereotypes

**[Outro: PuffPuff Humbert]**

Heh, heh, I'm just playing

You know I love you guys

But seriously, don't hump any sheep

(baah!)