P-3 Real Life Sightings

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The **P-3 Real Life Sightings**, also known as the **All I Can't Do Real Life Sightings** is a series of events where Judas Prime (along with Brutus Prime, Cassius Prime, and the Flesh Tesseract) entered the dimension known simply as "Real Life" and invaded the homes of five of the currently 8 billion inhabitants of the planet Earth. These inhabitants are:

* Crimaxo (rossocrimvision) [The First]
* Noxus (goddamnthesun.) [The Second]
* Bornal (thinechromatic) [The Third]
* Kufu (kufu2404) [The Fourth]
* Pisces (piscesx4601) [The Last]

The compilation of the sightings can be found here.

## Transcript

### Crimaxo's Encounter with Brutus and Cassius Prime

* Crimaxo: \*sighs\* "They don't stop coming, there's more, there's always fucking more."
* Crimaxo (after witnessing Brutus and Cassius Prime): "Oh my god, Brutus and Cassius?"

### Crimaxo's Encounter with Flesh Tesseract

* Crimaxo: "P-3 is not even out yet, who is it now?"
* Crimaxo (after witnessing Flesh Tesseract): "F-F-F-Flesh Tesseract?"

### Crimaxo's Encounter with Judas Prime

* Crimaxo: "What is that wonderful music?"
* Crimaxo (after witnessing Judas Prime): "What the fuck, what the fuck, Judas Prime?"

### Noxus' Encounter with Brutus and Cassius Prime

* [irrelevant conversation between Noxus, their parents, and their cat]
* Noxus: "Wait what the hell is that sound?"
* Noxus (after witnessing Brutus and Cassius Prime): "Oh god damn it not again"

### Bornal's Encounter with Judas Prime (and for some reason a Gabriel Body Pillow)

* Bornal: "Yo, yo what is that sick beat?"
* Bornal (after witnessing Judas Prime and a Gabriel Body Pillow): \*gasps\* "Gabriel? Judas Prime?"

### Kufu's Encounter with Judas Prime

* Kufu: "Okay, ja"
* Kufu, upon witnessing Judas Prime, then threw a Playstation Controller, not at Judas, but at their bean bag.

### Noxus' Encounter with Judas Prime (and for some reason Nihilus)

* [irrelevant monologue on the weather]
* Noxus (after witnessing Judas Prime): "Oh yo holy shit, is that Betrayal made by the artist Duv on Youtube?"
* Noxus (after witnessing Nihilus): "And what's this? Nihilus from the Shadows of Abaddon mod for Terraria? This is the best day of my life."

### PiscesX's Encounter with Judas Prime

* PiscesX: "Who is at my- who is in my room?"
* PiscesX (after witnessing Judas Prime): "Hold on, is that Judas Prime from the P-3 project? How'd you get in my house, Judas?"

## Notes

* It is presumed that Noxus and PiscesX are insane as we do not know what "Betrayal made by the artist Duv on Youtube" and "the P-3 Project" is.
* Before encountering the Prime Souls and the Flesh Tesseract, Crimaxo eariler encountered Flesh Prison and Flesh Panopticon. Additionally, after the sightings, they later encountered Sisyphus Prime.
* There is an additional 6th inhabitant named ToastyToast who encountered Brutus and Cassius Prime and then later Judas Prime, but we currently don't have any footage for this sighting. Additionally, before their sighting, they encountered Sisyphus Prime.
* Noxus and PiscesX also encountered Flesh Tesseract somehow after the sightings but, like with ToastyToast, we don't have any footage.
* Kufu is the only inhabitant to encounter Judas Prime twice, with the second one somehow happening after the sightings, but yet again, we don't have any footage.
* It is estimated that to be one of the 6 inhabitants is a 6 in approximately 8 billion chance of happening.