James's Plants

## Charlie

A chokevine. Charlie’s leaves can also treat kidney disease if boiled and mixed with an herbal mix from the south. Cuttings from his vines are useful to stop orgasms, but not advisable as ropes because they tighten. He sometimes catches fish if you ask him, but usually he only reaches into the river to grab land-based animals that drink there. He can use several vines at once to penetrate someone anally and has shown a lot of control over how much force he fucks a person with.

## Sparky

A Sparrowbeak. Sparky’s pollen can also be scraped off the leaves without cutting them and used to do the same things as the leaves, and is actually more potent, able to dissolve other tissue, such as callouses. The fluid in the leaves actually weakens the effect, and itself isn’t beneficial to humans. Fluid from the stalk can be used to dull pain if the stalk is mashed properly. Sparky’s roots are highly toxic to humans, and if dried out are useful for hexes and curses. The fuzzy quality of Sparky’s leaves imparted by his pollen makes them nice to masturbate on as long you’re gentle, and he’ll eat the cum as well.

## Finny

A ficklebush. Finny’s flowers, if eaten whole and right off the branch, relax an adult human body dramatically and can cause temporary paralysis of the muscles. Eating more than one at once would be lethal. Burning one of his branches can strengthen a protection spell against being sought out. The branches range from a thickness of one to five fingers and are a smooth softwood that, with minimal lubrication, can be easily inserted into the anus if it’s been properly stretched. Finny can be convinced to grow and shrink his branches to imitate thrusting, but this tires him out and he prefers if the human does most of the moving. A simple vigour spell can imbue him with energy sufficient to convince him to thrust, and he has the most natural energy for it immediately after his flowers have fallen off.

## Jiminy

A jiggletuft. Jiminy’s seeds can be boiled repeatedly and pasted, and turned into hemorrhoid cream. Drying them out and grinding them into powder makes a potent ingredient in a lot of potions, generally useful in anything that should act as a stimulant. When treated with a solution of thin wax and a simple semi-stasis spell, the pods will continue to jiggle for upwards of six months. These pods are perfectly sized for insertion into the anus and can easily be rested right against the prostate for as long as desired. The pods have a small stalk that can be held to easily remove the pod. In the future it may be possible to temporarily encourage the pods to jiggle at a faster rate for increased stimulation, but more research is needed.

## Howie

A honeynest. Howie’s fluid can also be used to make creams that cure itching. When distilled and mixed with the correct herbs, it can be used to make an aphrodisiac potion that works for up to twelve hours. His seeds can also be ground and mixed into a tincture that can cure nightmares. Though Howie’s fluid is mildly acidic, it is not dangerous to the touch unless done so for several sustained hours. Most of Howie’s bulbs are big enough to fit most of an erect penis inside, and he will suck on one for as long as desired, and can consume semen as nutrients.

## Olly

An Owl's Perch. Olly is capable of growing more than one type of bulb on the same stalk, but needs a lot of encouragement to do so. Usually the bulbs only burst once a year, but they can be convinced to do so once every few months if he’s fed the right food. A mixture of fish blood and very fresh human semen is a great stimulant for him. In all cases, no matter what sap he’s producing, his stalk and roots contain a fluid that is easily made into an antidote.

## Cedric

A castlesbane. Cedric only spits sap when he’s scared or angry or horny, so as long as you’re not mean to him you’re in no danger from him. His sap can also be used to make a skin cream that leaves the skin smooth and exfoliated, but also removes all hair for a period of up to two months. His flower petals can also be mashed up and turned into poison.

## Mateo

A mateball. Mateo is still pretty young. The pheromones he produces are stored in a sac on the inside and can be carefully harvested and, in theory, turned into an oil that when worn will make the wearer have the same effect on those around him.

## Milo

A Merry Bell. Milo prefers to be referred to as a collective. Neither his colour nor his pollen changes are random; he is extremely sensitive to atmospheric conditions and changes his colours in reaction to the weather several weeks in advance. His petals–if picked when they’re white, blue or orange–can be used to make a paste that helps what is either a divination spell or a very serious hallucinogenic. Two varieties of his pollen can be stirred into water and made into a drink that will prevent an erection for twelve hours.

## Doc

A Dove's Wing. Doc’s mucus can also heighten the sensitivity of human skin in an extreme way if rubbed in slowly, though precaution should be taken to have a lot of clean water nearby to wash it off just in case. The stalks can be boiled to make a medicine that cures infections.

## Gary

A ghostworm. Gary’s seeds augment magic by loosening the soul’s connection to the body, which lets the forest fill in the gaps left behind for a short time. Eating too many will tear the soul completely out of the body. His seeds can also be dried out, boiled and pasted, and then if applied to the skin, the paste will allow for easy astral projection. Gary can be encouraged not to turn everything into plaster mud with a few simple words of encouragement and a solidity spell on the nearby soil.

## Stanley

A Star Shell. Stanley’s fluid isn’t actually a sexual stimulant for someone with a penis, it just causes an erection because it expands the blood vessels generally. It’s very useful in cures for heart disease as well for this reason. Interestingly though, the erection he causes will also be maintained even after the person in question can’t produce semen anymore. Stanely’s roots can also speed the healing of blisters.

## Bobby

A Bear's Bane. Bobby’s tendrils can be dried out and ground up to make a tincture that discourages tumours from growing. The fluid that they use as lubricant is also a particularly hot sauce that can be put on most food. His seeds should never be broken open as they are highly toxic, but they’re perfectly safe to exist inside a human body and even to swallow, as long as one doesn’t chew. His tendrils are quite slim.

## Harley

A harrowvine. Harley is young, but he’s perfectly friendly so far. His flowers can repel mosquitos if burned as incense, and the smoke, if inhaled, can cause a very pleasant feeling that lasts for several hours, but might result in a headache the next morning. His seeds, freshly harvested, can make a powerful healing paste that speeds human healing without the use of magic. They can also be a key ingredient in healing potions, as well as potions to increase vitality and strength. In addition to curing tremors, his vines are also magically potent and are useful for traps and barriers, and can be used in a powerful paralysis spell. The seed-laying process can also take up to an hour.

## Julius

A catwing. Julius’s leaves cease producing pheromones immediately when cut, but the thin liquid in its stems can be boiled down and concentrated to produce a paste that retains its potency. A useful ingredient to make potions and poorly prepared food more palatable. Caution is recommended, for the substance is moderately addictive. Withdrawal symptoms include dryness of the mouth and eyes and strong desire for physical contact, lasting up to sixteen hours.