Asparagus

Asparagus is a female contestant currently competing in Interdimensional Object Show II. As of The Return, she is on team it..

## Asparagus

* IOS II 2+
* IOS II 1
* IOS II 1 (Beta)

## Biographical information

### Allies

* Cactus (best friend)
* Banner
* Blank Slate (one-sided, her side)
* Swordy (possibly, post-Gambling Goals)
* Notebook (post-Gambling Goals)

## Physical description

### Color

* (body)
* (shade)
* (outline)

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

cremmy.crem (The Return)lemonboxie (Gambling Goals)Swaggie (IOS II 3 onwards)

## Appearance

Asparagus' body is very thin and narrow but very long. She also has a few leaves at the top that stretch up covering the rest of her height.

## Personality

Asparagus may not understand *everything* that's going on, but she tries her best. She's also very into physical activity, especially sports, and will crush you in them if you decide to play against her.

## Coverage

### The Return

Asparagus is first seen playing soccer with Cactus. The game starts with Cactus kicking the ball over to Asparagus for Asparagus to kick the ball back. The ball going overhead of Cactus gives Asparagus the win in their game with a score of 1-0. While Tablet (the upcoming host) was walking by he gets hit by the ball that Asparagus. Later on Asparagus and everyone else all assemble for Tablet to talk about hosting the show again and how the prize can be anything they wish for it to be. Then everyone is led to Gug City, The show's current location. Cactus decides to form a team with Asparagus, Blank Slate, and Banner (reluctantly). Tablet then goes on to announce that the challenge is parkour. Asparagus then handpicks Cactus referring him to "Cacto" when doing so. Cactus then ends up winning 1st place in the challenge.

### Gambling Goals

Asparagus is first seen doing push ups. After Banner convinces her to try and figure out what Blank Slate can do, she brings up the idea of wrestling, much to Banner's fear. Everything goes smoothly until Blank Slate puts Asparagus in a hard grip hold that she isn't able to let go from. This prompts Banner to go and get help. After The Money Grabbers' elimination, Banner finally comes back with Swordy, who loosens Blank Slate's grip by pulling them and Asparagus apart, but to no avail. Banner then goes to get more help in the form of Notebook and his crowbar. Unlike Swordy, Notebook's attempt to free Asparagus proved successful, making Swordy jealous. Later on, Asparagus and the others are rounded up by Kite to hear about Tablet's 2nd challenge; gambling. She runs in with her team, including the now-recovered Cactus. Inside the casino, Asparagus tries to spin for cash, but she gets too distracted by the wheel spinning and ends up spinning over and over until the challenge ends. As a result, her team is put up for elimination.

## Trivia

* Asparagus is the only contestant on the show who is completely green.
* Asparagus is the thinnest and tallest contestant on the show.
* It's possible Asparagus has the most colors due to being a literal gradient.
* Asparagus is unaware of how tall she is.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgicW93vw5P-dX3A2mlg-xw/community?lb=UgkxvMdhcMcm4HVFQfDHfIcgpDTzY92BpyA\_