George Sylvester

Evil George (Belinda)

Giles Cottonsbirth

Giselle Sylvester (sister-in-law)

**George Sylvester** was one of the main antagonists in the fifth book of the Belinda Blinked series. He is the long-lost younger brother of Tony Sylvester. Prior to his first appearance in S4E1, at Tony and Giselle's wedding, he had been missing and presumed dead for 6 years. He had previously been a black-ops operative with Green Sword Global Corporation.

After his first appearance in the series, nothing is heard from him until the next book, where the reader learns he had been working with Herr Bisch and the Special One to take down his brother's company.

In Belinda Blinked 6 is murdered by an unnamed assailant with a gunshot to his aroused penis, causing excessive blood loss, after he threatens Belinda, Bella and Giselle at Steele's HQ. His murderer is later revealed to be Maeve.

## Appearance

George hadn't been described in any great detail. Being the brother of Tony, (and there being no hint that they might not be biologically related), we assume the two of them probably look somewhat alike. George spoke with a Manchester accent in the podcast, though this was a choice Jamie made, and wasn't ever referenced in the books.

He walked with a limp and sometimes with the help of a cane, the result of an injury he no doubt got while working as a black-op.

As for his genitals (which is usually the most description Rocky gives his characters), his penis was 'rusty', and his penis frenulum was tighter than most.

## Personality

George seemed to be a very cruel and spiteful man. For reasons unknown, he despised his older brother Tony, and because of that was willing to enact all sorts of grievous bodily harm on him and all his acquaintances. He was also a serial liar and fantasist, by his own admission. Although he seemed willing to work with Giselle to bring down Steele's Pots and Pans, he was clearly not good at it: he went against previously-laid plans and often made decisions repeatedly by himself. He also demonstrated a complete lack of loyalty by turning on her at the slightest whiff of danger.

## Biography

### Season 4

George sneaks into Tony and Giselle's wedding. About halfway through the ceremony, he walks in and watches the proceedings from discreetly from the back of the church, as Belinda watches him, unsure of who he is. He reveals himself properly during the reception, by approaching Tony at the top table, and he happily reunites with his brother and father. This moment is the first mention of Tony ever having a brother, let alone one who has been missing for 6 years. It's not explained why George disappeared, nor where he's been all this time.

After the founding of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights, with the new members milling in the carpark, George detonates a bomb he had hidden in Tony's car, before fleeing the scene. Belinda manages to glimpse him, but doesn't recognise him.

### Season 5

George follows Giselle back to East Berlin. In Herr Bisch's schloss, they meet to have sex and discuss how his mission had gone. Giselle expresses surprise that he has already set the bomb, implying the plan had been to set in later.

George and Giselle and then tasked by Herr Bisch with the torturing of Professor Slinz, to extract the secrets of the Tri-Oxy Brillo range.

In the process of waterboarding Slinz with her vagina (a move called "vag-sphyxiation"), she accidentally goes too far and kills him. George is furious with her, and the two accomplices are forced to flee the continent, to Australia.

Belinda, James Spooner, and Bella follow Giselle and George to Australia. After Giselle finds Belinda and Bella, she and George capture the two women with the help of some black-ops and a femme fatale, the Spanish backpacker Quince.

The original plan is for Giselle and George to give them to Bisch to save their own skins, but George decides instead that he wants to feed them to a bloodthirsty croc. Unfortunately for him and Giselle, Bisch turns up unexpectedly. He is pleased that they have captured Belinda, but declares that either George or Giselle must still die for what they did to Slinz. Giselle runs down to the jail cell where Belinda and her friends are being held, and releases them. George and Bisch follow her and start fighting the Glee Team and Spooner. During the fight, George stabs James Spooner with a dagger, killing him.

When reinforcements from COCK flood into the cell to help fight the bad men, George and Bisch jump into a hot-air balloon hidden under the floor?? (idk exactly what happened in this scene). Before flying off, they drag Belinda into the basket as well, and carry her off into the sky.

### Season 6

When the book opens, George Sylvester has been in the hot-air balloon with Herr Bisch and Belinda for 2 days, living off the supplies of beer, cheeses, and hams left in the basket beforehand. However, on the third day, George and Bisch get struck down with severe food poisoning, as the caterers who'd stocked the balloon basket hadn't paid attention to the use-by dates. After a lot of vomiting and diarrhoea, both men fall unconscious, allowing Belinda to strip them and throw their belongings overboard, before landing the balloon, making her escape, and sending the balloon back into the sky to fly away. When they reawaken, George promises to recover Giselle and the Trioxy-Brillo plans for Bisch as long as he gets an extra million Euros, which Bisch agrees to. However, Bisch's nurse Gunda reveals herself as Agent XYZ or the Exceptional One and Bisch asks her to kill George after he recovers the Special One. After Giselle reunites with Belinda and Bella, she tells them that George wanted to get back at his family for abandoning him and refusing to pay the ransom money to free him during his incarceration in deepest Africa, so he began working for Bisch to get back at Tony as well as becoming "pen pals, and so much more" with Giselle. Gunda overhears this information while disguised as a barmaid.

George later disguises himself as lobbyist and product research expert Giles Cottonsbirth to infiltrate Steele's, meeting with Tony and asking Belinda to help him sort out research for a soggy veg product. He claims to be an old schoolfriend of Giselle's and asks where she is when Giselle herself walks out of the payroll room in front of them, causing him to reveal his disguise and pull a slice-knife out of his cane. Belinda and Bella both rush to Giselle's defense and he pulls out a gun to kill all three of them, insulting Bella's fuller figure as well, but another gun goes off before his does, killing him by hitting him on the penis.

## Appearances

* Season 4 episodes 1 (*identity unknown*), 2, 13 (*identity unknown*)
* Season 5 episodes 1, 3, 5, 6, 11, 12, 13
* Season 6 episodes 1, 2, 4 *(mentioned only)*, 5, 6 *(mentioned only)*, 8 (*mentioned only*)
* Christmas Porno 5 *(mentioned only)*

## Notes

* George is one of three characters in the series to have killed someone, the others being Giselle (Prof. Slinz) and the Duchess in her youth (Archibald Duncan). If you count Belinda's brief journey to Heaven as her dying, George has killed two people, making him the most deadly character on the show. He also attempts to murder the entire Glee Team and himself is murdered in turn, becoming the second main character to die after his own victim James Spooner. This makes his currently unknown murdered the fourth killer in the books.
* He also killed James Spooner, as of right now the only confirmed queer male character on the show, so if we wanted to be petty we could probably add homophobia to his long list of sins.