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Genie

The **Genie** is a character in *Puppet History*. They were mentioned many times by The Professor in Season One and Season Two, but only appeared physically in the last episode of the second season, The Grisly Journey Of The Donner Party and again in the finale of Season Four.

## History

While never explicit, the Genie seems to have come from the greater Arab world, as that is the real life mythological origins of Genies, though what type of Genie is unknown. His nasty behavior would imply he is one of the *shayāṭīn* Genies.

At some point, the Professor was able to find the Genie's lamp, possibly in the Rocky Mountains (As mentioned in "The Grisly Journey Of The Donner Party") and made three wishes, two of which are known. One of which was to meet Whoopi Goldberg (which never happened) and another was to turn a seemingly every day item into a time machine, most likely the Satchel.

Regretting giving the wishes he gave to the Professor, he somehow came into contact with Asmodeus and The Devil, and the greatest evil of all, Ryan Bergara. The Jelly beans, which seem to be the Professor's life source, or at the very least a magical ward. After pretending to be a cool dude for the whole of season four, Ryan was given the final Jelly Bean. With the Professor weak, Asmodeus was able to possess the Professor to make him un-wish his wishes, and than sent almost directly into a T-Rex's mouth.

## Speculation

The Genie is speculated to have possibly cursed The Professor once The Professor wished for turning an object into a time machine(he chose something in his satchel, possibly jelly beans, as shown in The Great Molasses Flood). It's possible that The Professor was tricked by a genie, time travelling far in the past to a point where the effects are irreversible. By this point, The Professor, already an immortal puppet, was trapped in the past, experiencing the lessons he teaches.

It's possible that the Genie was a "prick" about The Professor receiving a time machine because of the fact that he doesn't want The Professor to mess with time and change the future.
The genie even went as far as kidnapping the Professor, but he was able to escape using something in his satchel.
The Affair of the Poisons

"**The Affair of the Poisons**" is the fourth episode of season three, and the seventeenth episode total of *Puppet History*.

## Plot

The Professor dives into the intricate history of poisons in France.

## Cast

* Shane Madej as The Professor / the Bye-Bye Brothers
* Ryan Bergara as himself
* Garrick Bernard as himself

## Quiz Questions & Answers

* *How did she test the poisons?*
	+ A. On herself.
	+ B. On her neighbor's dogs.
	+ **C. On her servants and patients at the public hospital.**
* *Who did de Brinvillier kill with poison?*
	+ A. Her deadbeat husband.
	+ **B. Her dad and brothers.**
	+ C. The king's mistress.
* *De Brinvillier told the crowd what?*
	+ A. That she wasn't de Brinvillier at all, but instead a genie. A puppet who had apparently glued a wig to his head in the hopes of having the people of France put a stop to him chasing the puppet through time but it doesn't work like that that since the genie would just disappear at the moment of the execution anyways.
	+ **B. That this was really unfair, since, like, everyone in Paris was poisoning people, too. Why should she be the only one to die?**
	+ C. She was carrying King Louie XIV's child.
* *What made Perrin think so?*
	+ A. His food had a "sharp metallic taste" while the women's food did not.
	+ B. While in the bathroom, he found a secret compartment full of suspicious vials.
	+ **C. Bosse told him she poisoned people for a living.**
* *Who was the Marquise de Montespan?*
	+ **A. The king's mistress.**
	+ B. The king's sister.
	+ C. The King's poison taster.
* *When the king began taking up with a new woman, Mademoiselle de Fontages, in 1679, how did Montespan react?*
	+ **A. She released a pair of her pet bears in de Fontages' apartment to destroy the place.**
	+ B. She had de Fontages' father sentenced to toil 20 years in a ship's galley.
	+ C. She had a servant shave de Fontages' head while she slept.

## Musical Guest

The Bye-Bye Brothers sing about how they poison anybody and everybody that gets on their nerves.
Обновление 0.731

## UPDATE 0.731 [НАСТРОЙКИ ПАР]

Добро пожаловать, господа и дамы КОРОЛЕВСТВ! В сегодняшнем обновлении мы продолжим парную механику. Новые ползунки настройки были добавлены в параметры игры, например, шанс создания пары или максимальное количество детей с помощью ИИ (дети появятся немного позже, см. Дорожную карту для получения дополнительной информации).

Плюс теперь, если у игрока есть поселение, будет отображаться уведомление, если в вашем поселении была создана пара. Также при создании мира игрок может выбрать способ функционирования пар в игре. Т.е. переключить опцию «однополые пары» и как дополнение к этому «исторически достоверные однополые пары». Полный список изменений следует ниже.

В следующем обновлении пары наконец-то будут жить вместе. Я хотел добавить его сегодняшним, но объем работы здесь довольно большой - диалоги + в основном переработка всех мест внутренней анимации, чтобы у пар было свободное место, чтобы вместе поесть и поспать. Конечно, я хотел бы добавить сюда что-то быстрее, но, к сожалению, я не машина + я хочу убедиться, что все новые вещи работают, как запланировано. Кроме того, там и там были внесены некоторые исправления - спасибо всем игрокам, использующим внутриигровой инструмент сообщения об ошибках (f11)!

### **ИЗМЕНЕНИЯ**

* Теперь игрок может изменить шанс ИИ создать пару в настройках игры;
* Вероятность пары по умолчанию - 50%;
* Максимальное количество желаемых видов, если теперь ИИ можно настроить в настройках игры;
* AI может создать пару только с AI, который также может создать пару;
* Теперь у пар будет общая фамилия;
* Теперь игрок получит уведомление о создании новой пары в поселении;
* Если один в паре благороден, другой тоже станет благородным;
* Добавлена ​​опция «Возможны однополые пары» при создании мира (нужна новая игра);
* Добавлена ​​опция "Исторически точный геймплей однополых пар" при создании мира (необходима новая игра);
* Если была включена функция «Исторически достоверные однополые пары», то процент от общей численности населения все еще может быть изменен в настройках игры;
* При создании мира добавлена ​​опция «В паре используется фамилия жены» (нужна новая игра).

### **ИСПРАВЛЕНИЯ**

* Исправлена ​​ошибка, из-за которой убитый волк мог застрять в анимации воя;
* Исправлена ​​ошибка, из-за которой из выносливости начинался дождь при нажатии кнопки спринта, просто стоя на месте;
* Теперь время можно изменить с помощью цифровой клавиатуры + - только при использовании режима бога (G + o);
* Исправлена ​​проблема, когда оседланная лошадь могла исчезнуть при выходе игрока из пещеры;
* Исправлена ​​ошибка, из-за которой постройки могли исчезнуть при выходе игрока из пещеры;
* Исправлена ​​проблема, когда солдат был на марше, урон от меча иногда рассчитывался некорректно.
Olympic Torch

**The Olympic Torch** is a character and musical guest on *Puppet History*. They are a puppet created and played by Shane Madej.

They make their first appearance in "The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon," where they sing about the disasters in the 1904 Olympic marathon and the general horrors of how modern Olympians train to get the gold. They also agonize over their existence as an anthropomorphic Olympic torch.

## Song

### "Choke For The Gold!" ("The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon")

The time has finally come

To play the games of old

There's medals to be won

Can you attain the gold?

Each country sends their best

To put their mettle to the test

HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO

TO PROVE YOUR NATION BEATS THE REST?

Would you run and run and run

'Til blood filled up your lungs?

Would you steal some fruit to eat

And lumber through the choking heat?

Would you climb those dusty hills

Chuggin' eggs and poison pills?

Let a dog tear you apart?

Would you get hit by a car?

You must sacrifice all for Olympic glory

I MUST DOUSE MY HELLISH FLAME

With your subservient sweat

And return to the dream of slumber

That offers me the only respite from the wretched waking life of anthropomorphic torch

A pox upon the being that cursed me with SENTIENCE

And would you break all of your bones?

For a parade when you get home?

Would you scoop out both your eyes?

Just to win that fucking prize

There's no such thing as second place

You'd be a national disgrace

BREAK YOUR BODY

SELL YOUR SOUL

You better get that fucking gold

Ahahahah, gotta get the gold, get the gold

## Trivia

* This puppet was also teased in the same Watcher Weekly episode that Abraham Lincoln's Train was teased.
Lessons

Lessons are a free subscription service that fans can sign up for and receive weekly Emails about the weeks readings and historical events. They are sent from The Professor, and written by his T.A., Kari Koeppel. Each lesson includes information about the accompanying episode. Lessons began during the premiere of Puppet History season two. All lessons are available on desktop and on mobile on this archive.

## Season 2

* Lesson 201 - Kate Warne & the Baltimore Plot
* Lesson 202 - The Eruption of Vesuvius
* Lesson 203 - Hatshepsut: The Forgotten Pharaoh
* Lesson 204 - The 1904 Olympic Marathon
* Lesson 205 - Isaac Newton's Nemesis
* Lesson 206 - The Greatest Samurai
* Lesson 207 - Policarpa: The Sewing Spy
* Lesson 208 - The Donner Party
* Puppet History: GRADUATION!

## Season 3

* Lesson 301 - The Beast of Gévaudan
* Lesson 302 - The War of the Golden Stool
* Lesson 303 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
* Lesson 304 - The Affair of the Poisons

* Lesson 305 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
Ziryab's Oud

**Ziryab's Oud** is a character and musical guest in *Puppet History*. They are a puppet created and portrayed by Shane Madej. They make their first appearance in the season three episode "Ziryab: The World's First Rock Star." In it, they perform one of Ziryab's nonsensical songs that he wrote while dreaming in a drunken state.

The oud has a broad, vaguely English accent, possibly as a nod to the dreamlike lyrics of British psychedelic music. The cartoons that accompany the oud's song resemble the style of The Beatles' animated film *Yellow Submarine*.

## Song

### "Elroy Squirt III" ("Ziryab: The World's First Rock Star")

Well, I spent a Sunday shoppin'

With my friend, the lion tamer

Even though she snogged me nan

Then we popped into a shop

And met a baby named Magellan

Who was very, very tan

Megallan sold us boots

And then he turned into a spider

Said that life is but a dream

Then he asked us for our e-mails

And he sent along an e-vite to his

Uncle's sweet sixteen

I said a-ding-dang-dong

This is the greatest song

Your pretty ears have surely ever heard

I drank some wine and fell asleep

And when I woke I realized

My brilliant brain had dreamt up

All the words

*TALKING:*

*Are you following along with the tune?*

*We're going to a birthday party.*

Magellan's uncle was a senator

From Gary, Indiana named

Elroy Squirt the Third

He was confused about his nephew

Bein' turned into a spider

So he asked what had occurred

Tried to reply but got distracted

When the lion tamer put her tongue

In Elroy's left-most ear

Thank the lord me dear old nan

Weren't at the party for this man

Because she'd surely shed a tear

*TALKING:*

*Play those licks for us, man.*

*It's a good song.*

*One of the best songs you probably ever heard.*

*I love this solo almost as much as I love*

*how much sense this song makes.*

I said a-ding-dang-dong

This is the greatest love song

Your pretty ears have surely ever heard

Have you ever been regaled

With as romantic of a tale

As that of Elroy Squirt the Third

And the lion tamer and Magellan

What a story!

So compelling!

Even if that spider boy was far too tan
History Points

Ryan Bergara and Steven Lim receiving History Points

**History Points** are a currency gifted by the Professor for answering questions correctly.

## Description

History Points take the form of colorful spotted jellybeans. The History Points float into a trophy with a contestants face on them. At the end of each episode, the Professor counts the History Points gained by each competitor. The contestant the has the most History Points wins the Coveted Cup of the History Master. The Professor will do anything to cheat points from Ryan Bergara, and boost the guest stars' points.

## Rotten Jellybeans

And in rare occasions, the Professor can give rotten jellybeans to contestants. Rotten jellybeans reduce the contestant's amount of History Points by 1. They take the form of brown jellybeans.

## Pun Points

Pun Points are points that are given by The Professor for making a great pun. They take the form of purple jester hats. These points don't add to your total History Point score or do anything to the score. It's more like a compliment from The Professor.
Top Banana Award

Kate Peterman, first winner of the Top Banana Award, presenting the trophy.

The **Top Banana Award** is a trophy that was introduced in season three of *Puppet History*. It was first awarded to Kate Peterman, as a type of special trophy.

## Description

The award is presumably awarded to show regulars, such as Kate, who had been in three episodes before that.
Clipped Coin

**Clipped Coin** is a character and musical guest in *Puppet History*. He is a puppet created and played by Shane Madej. He makes his first appearance in the season two episode "Isaac Newton's Nemesis."

In it, he sings about how counterfeiters have clipped away his identity and made him into the husk of a silver coin he once was. Now grown old, he regrets living for the amount of time he has, only wanting one thing; to be ground away into dust, and blown far off into the distance, never to be heard again.

## Song

### "Pieces of Me" ("Isaac Newton's Nemesis")

Go on and take me

In your pocket

I will ride

Buy a little gumball

Do some laundry

I'll provide

But I'll tell ya man, lately

I ain't

Feelin' right

Feelin' a little rough around the edges

Feelin' a little light

Well those nasty scammers

Clip me down and do me wrong

They got me wonderin'

Where the pieces of me have gone

(Where have they gone)

Every day

Bit by bit

Whittle me down

Little pieces of me

All over this town (Over this town)

(All over this town)

I'm hopin' just maybe

If they clip me enough

Won't be nothin' left except

A pile of me that's just dust (Dust)

And, who knows

Gust o' wind could blow on by

Lift that pile on upward

Let me see that pale blue sky

(Pale blue sky)

Up past the clouds

Glimmer in sun

Then float back down

And scatter me

All over this town

(All over this town)
Death

**Death** is a character and musical guest in *Puppet History*. He is a puppet created and played by Shane Madej. He makes his first appearance in the season one episode "Life During The Black Death Pandemic."

Death enjoys writing songs, but yearns to achieve the massive economic upheaval he once had during the bubonic plague.

## Song

### "Plague Days (Y.O.D.O.)"

Tell ya what, I think it sure is fun

To make people die

(Make people die)

You should see how friggin' funny ya look

When the lights go out of your eyes

(Lights go out of your eyes)

And, man, I miss that ol' Bubonic Plague

What a treat! What a hoot! What a gas!

Seein' pigs eat bodies in the street

TBH it kinda kicked ass

And sure I worked my fingers to the bone

Bodies here! Bodies there! Bodies everywhere!

Lumpy people droppin' left and right

The putrid smell of rotting flesh in the air

Ah, but all good things come to an end

And to be honest, I needed a rest

But I'll never forget how great it felt

To cash that overtime check!
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## UPDATE 0.753 [НОВЫЕ АНИМАЦИИ]

Добро пожаловать, лорды и леди КОРОЛЕВСТВ!

Как было объявлено в предыдущем обновлении, сегодняшнее обновление будет посвящено анимации поселенцев. Прежде чем мы перейдем к предложениям о браке на следующей неделе. Я хотел бы улучшить некоторые аспекты анимации, чтобы сделать все эти отношения/брак более визуально убедительными.

Теперь у мужчин и женщин есть несколько разных анимаций ходьбы - прежде всего, ходьба и ношение предметов. Больше никаких ковбоев, таскающих бревна! Наряду с этим я исправил некоторые ошибки в анимации интерьера там и сям, некоторые анимации были заменены, некоторые добавлены, некоторые переработаны. В любом случае, после тестирования всех новых анимаций сегодня я могу с уверенностью сказать, что с точки зрения погружения на 100% стоило потратить время на эти улучшения (честно говоря, сначала я сомневаюсь).

Также, важная вещь, которую я хотел упомянуть - исправлена ошибка продажи домов - она была вызвана недавно добавленной парой домов, которые также могут продавать свои дома. В любом случае, исправлено:) Ниже приведен полный список изменений/исправлений:

### **ИЗМЕНЕНИЯ**

* Анимация "подбора" ИИ была изменена;
* Анимация "ходьбы" по умолчанию AI была изменена, добавлены новые клавиши для начала и окончания ходьбы;
* Анимация "Прогулка с факелом" была изменена;
* Изменена анимация "Прогулка с бревном" ;
* Анимация "Прогулка с ящиком" была изменена;
* "Анимация ходьбы" для мужчин была изменена;
* Добавлена "Анимация ходьбы" для женщин;
* Анимация "Написание таблицы" была изменена;
* Модель молотка была добавлена в анимацию кузнечного дела, а также сверкающие и звуковые эффекты;
* Звук рубки древесины AI был изменен;
* Анимация поселенцев" Оглянись " была изменена;
* Анимация "Подсчет" поселенцев была изменена;
* Анимация поселенцев в магазинах была изменена.

### **ИСПРАВЛЕНИЯ**

* !!! Исправлена критическая проблема, когда игрок не получал денег за продажу дома;
* Исправлено уведомление о продаже дома игрока;
* Исправлена проблема, когда поселенец иногда не мог войти в дом, если этот дом ранее посещал другой поселенец;
* Исправлена проблема, когда поселенец посещал магазин слишком быстро;
* Исправлена проблема, когда дом, ранее принадлежавший паре, не мог быть куплен другими поселенцами;
* Исправлена проблема, когда поселенцы могли внезапно телепортироваться из одного магазина в другой.
Hatshepsut: The Forgotten Pharaoh

"**Hatshepsut: The Forgotten Pharaoh**" is the third episode of season two, and the seventh episode total of *Puppet History*.

## Plot

Beef Man and Ryann learn about the life and death of forgotten Pharaoh, Hatshepsut.

## Cast

* Shane Madej as The Professor / Mummified Goose
* Ryan Bergara (aka Beef Man/Beef Boy) as himself
* Ryann Graham as himself

## Quiz Questions & Answers

* *For a history point each, name as many of the approximately 170 Pharaohs to rule Egypt as you can!*
	+ Beef Man: **King Tut**, **Cleopatra**
	+ Ryann: Nefertiti, **King Tut**, **Hotep**, Kanye West, Carl (probably)
* *Why was Thutmose the Second made Pharaoh instead of Hatshepsut when Thutmose the First died?*
	+ Beef Man: Dude had dragons and a bangin bod
	+ Ryann: The first wife died before she could give him a son.
	+ **Answer: Hatshepsut was a woman**
* *What did Thutmose and the Egyptian elite do when Hatshepsut said she wanted to be co-king of Egypt?*
	+ **A. They said "okay."**
	+ B. They tried to kill her with an asp.
	+ C. They exiled her from Egypt by sending her floating down the Nile.
* *How did Hatshepsut go about earning the loyalty of her people?*
	+ **A. She launched a public infrastructure project.**
	+ B. She enslaved them.
	+ C. She sent the army to conquer modern-day Eritrea.
* *What did Hatshepsut do to establish her brand?*
	+ A. She changed her name.
	+ B. She changed her gender.
	+ C. She mythologized the story of her birth.
	+ **D. All of the above**
* *What did Hatshepsut do with her army?*
	+ A. Sent them on a military campaign down the Nile while ordering Thutmose the Third to stay home.
	+ **B. Sent them on a trade expedition.**
	+ C. Put them to work building a pyramid.
* *Why has no one heard of Hatshepsut?*
	+ A. Hatshepsut's hieroglyphic name had been mistranslated to mean "Period of No Ruler".
	+ **B. Her stepson destroyed almost all records of her existence.**
	+ C. Archaeologists just weren't very good until the 1900s.
* *What is the leading theory for how Hatshepsut died?*
	+ A. Mauled by a tiger, which presumably came from her trading partners in Punt.
	+ **B. Cancer as a result of her skin cream.**
	+ C. Drinking poisoned wine at a banquet held in her honor.

## Musical Guest

A mummified goose sings about Hatshepsut's legacy and her competence as a Pharaoh, as well as reminding the audience that we should remember her to help her spiritually.

## Winner

Ryann Graham claims the Coveted Cup of The History Master over Beef Man. Beef Man threatens to rip off The Professor's "little blue ballsack of a head," and The Professor retorts by saying Beef Man should "try knowing more."
Kate Peterman

**Kate Peterman** is a recurring guest star on *Puppet History*. She is an internet personality who works at Buzzfeed, and is best known for being a writer on the show *Unfortunately Ashley*.

## Episode Appearances

Kate Peterman has been featured as a special guest in five separate episodes thus far. She has won in all of them, making Kate a five-time champion and thereby the special guest with the most wins out of all the contestants.

### Season One

* "Stealing The World’s Most Expensive Necklace"

### Season Two

* "How America's First Female Detective Saved Abe Lincoln"
The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon

"**The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon**" is the fourth episode of season two, and the eighth episode total of *Puppet History*.

## Plot

Ryan and Kristin learn about the disastrous 1904 Olympic marathon. Ryan's rivalry with The Professor continues.

## Cast

* Shane Madej as The Professor / Olympic Torch
* Ryan Bergara as himself
* Kristin Chirico as herself

## Quiz Questions & Answers

* *What city did the IOC award the 1904 Olympics to?*
	+ **A. Chicago**
	+ B. St. Louis
	+ C. Detroit
* *What did St. Louis do?*
	+ A. They halted all railroad traffic passing through St. Louis bound for Chicago.
	+ **B. They threatened to hold a competing sporting event.**
	+ C. They sought help from a fickle genie who keeps making things worse no matter what you say.
* *How many countries competed in the 1904 Olympics?*
	+ **Ryan: 12**
	+ Kristin: 11
* *Explain to me the rules of Roque.*
	+ Ryan: Roque is this game where you take a kind of substantial bouncy ball, almost like a medicine ball with a little more bounce, and you get one bounce and it has to hit another contestant right in the nuts.
	+ Kristin: It's like kinda a biathlon type game where like, you have to race somebody and at the end of the race, you have to fight a person.
	+ **Answer: A weird mixture of croquet and billiards.**
* *What was the dumbest thing about the 1904 Olympic marathon?*
	+ A. It was 15 miles longer than any previous marathon.
	+ B. Runners were allowed, and even encouraged, to trip one another.
	+ **C. Runners weren't allowed to drink water.**
* *What happened to Mashiane?*
	+ **A. He was chased off course by a dog.**
	+ B. He was struck by a milk truck.
	+ C. He tripped while crossing over a bridge and had to swim to the other side.
* *What happened to Felix next?*
	+ A. He was arrested mid-race for thievery.
	+ **B. He stole some more fruit.**
	+ C. He fell in love.
* *What performance-enhancing drink did Hicks's trainers give him?*
	+ A. Ocean water.
	+ B. New England clam chowder.
	+ **C. Egg whites and rat poison.**
* *What did Lorz do?*
	+ **A. He started riding in a car.**
	+ B. He took a shortcut that shaved almost 4 miles off the course.
	+ C. He started drinking water, duh.
* *With Lorz disqualified, who won the 1904 Olympic marathon?*
	+ A. Jan, the Boer War veteran who was chased by dogs.
	+ B. Felix, the fruit-napping napper.
	+ **C. Hicks, the rat-poisoned brass worker.**

## Musical Guest

The Olympic torch sings about the disasters in the 1904 Olympic marathon and the general horrors of how modern Olympians train to get the gold. He also agonizes over his existence as an anthropomorphic Olympic torch

## Winner

Unsurprisingly, Kristin Chirico claims the Coveted Cup of the History Master over Ryan Bergara. Ryan and The Professor has a quiet yet tense conversation about their ongoing rivalry. This might build up to a fight in the next episode.
Bony Snowman

**Bony Snowman** (aka **Snowman Full of Bones**) is a character and musical guest in *Puppet History*. He is a puppet created and played by Shane Madej. He makes his first appearance in the season two episode "The Grisly Journey Of The Donner Party."

He is entirely oblivious to the horrors of Donner Lake and how he is made of bones. So he assumes that some snow has bones and some doesn't. He sings about how great it is to be a snowman full of bones.

## Song

### **"Snow Bones About It"**

*(Whew! It's another beautiful Winter here at Donner Lake!)*

Well it's a good gig

bein' a snowman.

They roll me up every year

look at that little funny carrot nose :)

It brings folks so much cheer!

But the thing that makes me special,

a little secret of my own...

Well, I'm the only man of snow I know

who's full of other people's

BONES.

(Booones! He's full of bones, he's full of bones)

You know, I'm not too sure

how it got its name

but Donner Lake's a beautiful scene.

In fact I'm not too sure of

plenty other things,

like where I got these fancy spleens.

I guess some snow's just gory,

which is why I'm so unique.

I'm the only man of snow I know

who's got a couple sets of teeth.

*CHATTER WITH ME*

(Unpleasant bone sounds)

A snowman is a wish

you make with winter's heart.

Speakin' of hearts I'm packin':

Five of those!

Eleven toes!

Eight clavicles!

HOW MAGICAL!

And when the spring

brings the warming sun,

Make sure to watch your step

on your morning run

'cause I'm the only man of snow I know

who's got somebody else's tongue.

*Bring it home!*

WELL, I'M THE ONLY MAN OF SNOW I KNOW

WHO'S FULL OF OTHER PEOPLE'S

BOWNEZ!

YAAAAAAAAH!
Beast of Gévaudan

The **Beast of Gévaudan** is a character in *Puppet History*. He is a puppet created and portrayed by Shane Madej. He makes his first appearance in the season three episode "The Beast of Gévaudan."

## Biography

Historically, the beast was responsible for up to two hundred deaths in the French countryside in the 1700's, and was the cause for mass hysteria. It is thought the cryptid could have been an exceptionally large wolf (or pack of wolves), an exotic animal (such as a lion or hyena), or even a human serial killer disguised as a beast. It was never fully killed.

## Appearance

In his puppet form, the beast seems to be a wolf with primarily grey fur, with additional white fur on his ears, snout, and underbelly. He has blue eyes, dark eyebrows, and a black handlebar mustache. He also wears a black beret, signifying his French heritage.

## Songs

### "French Heads"

Livin' in France,

Out in le country.

A little more limited menu

than you see in Paris.

Got no filet mignon!

Got no boeuf bourguignon!

No bouillabaisse,

or crème brûlée,

or charcuterie!

Ah, but when the pangs of hunger

howlin' in the gut grow stronger (Ahhh)

fangs come out

and then I long to

MUNCH ON THE TERRIFIED FRENCH.

FRENCH HEADS! (French heads!)

I'M EATIN' EM NIGHTLY!

Bon appétit, mon frère!

No need to heat,

I'll eat 'em rare.

FRENCH HEADS! (French heads!)

SEASON 'EM LIGHTLY!

A bordelaise for Claire.

A pinch of pepper on Pierre.

(Boilerplate wolf/synth break)

Call me beast... (BEAST!)

Call me monster... (MONSTER!)

Just don't call me late

when a tasty young shepherd's

in the meadow alone.

Go on and shame me.

Ah, but you made me.

It's what ya get

when you're hangin' with a wolf

in the quiet low valleys

of the ecotone.

I realize it's reckless, (Ahhh)

but this wolfy's feeling peckish.

If you don't protect your neck it's

CHOMP, CHOMP, AU REVOIR!

(HA! HA! HA! HA!)

FRENCH HEADS! (French heads!)

THEY'RE OH SO YUMMY! (Oh so yummy!)

Paprika dusted on Denis.

A side of skewered Geneviève.

FRENCH HEADS! (French heads!)

OH, IN MY TUMMY! (In my tummy!)

As for below the neck-

No thanks,

I'm good,

I'll take the

CHECK, PLEASE!
Watcher Entertainment

**Watcher Entertainment** is an online entertainment company founded on June 19th, 2019 by Steven Lim, Ryan Bergara, and Shane Madej. Self-described as "a digital media studio that creates television-caliber, unscripted series that aim to bring joy, inspire curiosity and genuinely connect with our audience." Watcher specializes in online video series posted on their YouTube channel, which includes popular shows like *Weird and/or Wonderful World, Dish Granted, and Are You Scared?.*

Their first video, a channel trailer titled "Welcome to Watcher" was uploaded on December 9, 2019 and the first series video uploaded to the channel was on January 10, 2020 (the premiere of *Puppet History*).

Website: https://www.watcherentertainment.com

## Regular Series

When Watcher Entertainment first began they featured seven series-format shows and one weekly talk show (*Watcher Weekly*, that has since moved to Patreon as *Watcher Weekly+*). Of the seven original shows, only two are still currently in production with regular seasons still appearing or planned as of summer 2023. *Weird and/or Wonderful World* remains a wild card, as it came back in the winter of 2022 with a one-off special, so Watcher could surprise viewers with another episode at any time.

* Puppet History
* Spooky Small Talk (retired)
* Homemade (retired)
* Top 5 Beatdown
* Weird and/or Wonderful World (retired?)
* Grocery Run (retired)
* Tourist Trapped (retired)

Since launching with those seven original shows, Watcher released several new series on their channel (in order of release date):

* Are You Scared?
* Too Many Spirits
* Dish Granted
* Worth a Shot
* Eat Like Me
* Pretty Historic
* Ghost Files
* Survival Mode
* Mystery Files

### Semi-Regular Series

In addition to the above shows, most of which have regular seasons released on YouTube, the channel features several "Watcher One-Offs" or non-regular series episodes that are released in-between seasons of their regular series, including a documentary style show *Making Watcher*, which so far consists of four episodes.

Also, during the pandemic the crew played D&D, in a show called *Social Distancing & D&D*, which lasted for eight episodes.

## Social Media

Watcher Entertainment has a Twitter an Instagram and a YouTube channel.

Viewers can see series episodes early and gain access to exclusive content by subscribing to their Patreon channel.
Sara Rubin

**Sara Rubin** is an illustrator who lives in Los Angeles, California. She utilities in colored pencils, in order to make her whimsical art pieces come to life. She is most notably known for work as a former executive producer and director at Buzzfeed. Sara is also a Contestant and guest star from Watcher's Puppet History.
The Great Emu War

"**The Great Emu War**" is the first episode of season four, and the twentieth episode total of *Puppet History*.

## Plot

The Professor teaches Ryan and Kate about the Great Emu War of 1932.

## Cast

* Shane Madej as The Professor / The Piece of Wheat / The Emu
* Ryan Bergara as himself
* Kate Peterman as herself

## Quiz Questions & Answers

* *What did Australia propose to do with their returning World War I veterans?*
	+ A. Have them stay in Europe!
	+ B. Have them collect eggs for a living!
	+ **C. Have them move out to the wilderness!**

* *Then what?!*
	+ **A. There was a bit of an economic hiccup.**
	+ B. Bird flu swept through Western Australia.
	+ C. The military wanted their soldiers back.
* *What happened in the standoff between the farmers and the government?*
	+ A. The government gave in to the demands and finally passed relief to the farmers.
	+ B. The military was sent in to take the crops and load the grain themselves.
	+ **C. Birds!**
* *What else did the three soldiers have with them?*
	+ **A. A film crew**
	+ B. A team of orinthologists from the University of Melbourne
	+ C. Syphilis
* *What happened to Meredith, McMurray, and O'Halloran after the report?*
	+ A. They were thrown in jail.
	+ B. They refused to shoot at any more birds.
	+ **C. They were told to get back out there!**

## Winner

Kate Peterman wins this episode and receives the Coveted Cup of the History Master.
Season Three

**Season three** is the third season of Watcher Entertainment's popular webseries, *Puppet History*. It consists of six episodes.

## Behind the Scenes

Like season two, season three was shot fully online, rather than in person.

## Episodes

 2
 3
 4
 5
 6

## Lessons

* Lesson 301 - The Beast of Gévaudan
* Lesson 302 - The War of the Golden Stool
* Lesson 303 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
* Lesson 304 - The Affair of the Poisions
* Lesson 305 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
Mt. Vesuvius

**Mt. Vesuvius** is a character and musical guest in *Puppet History.* He is a puppet created and played by Shane Madej. He first appears in the season two episode "The Terrifying Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius."

In his debut, he sings about how the eruption on that fateful day in Pompeii was a case of "planetary/geological diarrhea," and that he did not mean to devastate the country of Italy.

## Song

### "I Spew Goo"

Ah, what a beautiful morning!

Ah, my tummy's a little grumbly though!

Pompeii, a beautiful day!

Check me chillin' in a geological way

I'm Vesuvius

Some say the grooviest

Volcano they know in the west coast bay

But excuse-ah-me-ah, ah but ya see-ah

I got a little case of planetary diarrhea

So uh oh-oh-oh! I'm gonna blow

Ashes up the asses of the masses below (Ashes up the asses)

I'm Mount Vesuvius (He's Mount Vesuvius)

And look, I hate to do this (He hates to do this)

Just gonna bury your town real quick (He's gonna bury)

'Cause spewin' goo's my truth, sis (He spews the goo)

Apologies to the Bay of Napoli

But I got a lotta lava gotta get outta me

Well, I'm hot and I'm quakin'

And shakin' geothermally

But it's not to be taken

Please don't take it personally

Please, I beg of you

Come on, everybody

Pompeii!

If you're feelin' it, shout it back!

[SCREAMING]

[SPOKEN]
Okay, well...seems that, uh, a number of people down there are covered in ash. (Covered in ash!)

And, uh, I don't know that they're singing, so much as screaming.

Oh, I'll take it.

Let's do the chorus one more time.

I'm Mount Vesuvius! (He's Mount Vesuvius!)

And look, I hate to do this (He hates to do this!)

Just gonna bury your town real quick (He's gonna bury)

'Cause spewin' goo's my truth, sis (He spews the goo)

And I'm sorry that I can't control these grim volcanic urges

And I hate to cake your town beneath my pyroclastic surges

And you have to know that even Mother Nature gets the runs

This could all have been prevented with a million tons of Tums®
Curly Velasquez

**Curly Velasquez** is a contestant and guest star on *Puppet History*. He is an actor and producer best known for his work on Buzzfeed Video, as well as the television series *Vida* (2018) and *Pero Like* (2016).

## Episode Appearances

Curly has only appeared in one episode so far, where he won.

### Season Two

* "Policarpa: The Revolutionary Teen Spy"
Musical Guests

**Musical Guests** are a type of character in *Puppet History*. They are regularly puppets who are from the history lesson that The Professor gave, who were either minor, and or main creature/object in the lesson. And all of them sing at the end of the episode while The Professor "counts" the History Points to see who becomes the History Master, and gets the Coveted Cup.

## List of Musical Guests

### Season One

* Death
* Diamond Necklace
* The Propeller
* God

### Season Two

* Mt. Vesuvius
* Abraham Lincoln's train
* Mummified Goose
* Olympic Torch
* Clipped Coin
* Boat Oars
* Policarpa's Spool
* Bony Snowman

### Season Three

* Beast of Gévaudan
* Golden Stool
* Ziryab's Oud
* Bye-Bye Brothers
* Flower Boat
* Bostonian Horse
The War of the Golden Stool

"**The War of the Golden Stool**" is the second episode of season three, and the fifteenth episode total of *Puppet History*.

## Plot

The Professor teaches about the Golden Stool of the Asante Empire, pursued by the British, ensuing in war.

## Cast

* Shane Madej as The Professor / Golden Stool
* Ryan Bergara as himself
* Kate Peterman as herself

## Quiz Questions & Answers

* *Whom?*
	+ A. The French
	+ **B. The British**
	+ C. The Spanish
* *How did the British assure the Asante Nation remain strong?*
	+ A. They gave the Asante Nation favorable deals on guns.
	+ B. They trained the Asante armies in modern warfare.
	+ ***C. They didn't. In fact, they went to war with them, like, five times.***
* *What did England do?*
	+ A. They forgave the Asante's wartime debts.
	+ B. They declared war on the losing side of the civil war so they wouldn't be able to challenge the Asantehen's for the Golden Stool.
	+ **C. They deposed the king.**
* *Hey, real quick, where are the Seychelles?*
	+ **A. In the Indian Ocean, north of Madagascar.**
	+ B. In the Mediterranean Sea, between Greece and Turkey.
	+ C. In the Atlantic Ocean, west of Morocco.
* *Why didn't the Asante people acknowledge Governor Hodgson as their ruler?*
	+ **They did not accept him as ruler.**
* *How?*
	+ A. She tripled the starting military salary.
	+ B. She opened the military up to females.
	+ **C. She banned women from having sex with anyone refusing to join the army.**

## Musical Guest

The Golden Stool sings about what he is, a golden stool.

## Winner

Kate Peterman wins History Master, but is awarded the Top Banana Award.
Обновление 0.471

## UPDATE 0.471 [УПРАВЛЕНИЕ МАГАЗИНАМИ]

Сегодняшнее обновление принесет особенность, которая сделает текущую модель экономики немного более прозрачной и понятной.

На данный момент игрок может выбирать, какие товары будут продаваться и покупаться в собственных магазинах, также магазины теперь будут записывать историю всех действий: кто, что и когда купил / продал.

Наряду с этим я доработал скрипты инвентаря ИИ и немного изменил "мародерство" - все предметы, которые купил поселенец, можно будет добыть после его смерти.

Кроме того, была исправлена ​​некоторая проблема с поведением - то есть пекарь теперь требует муки для выпечки, и фермер с мельницей будет продавать в ближайшем населенном пункте муку, а не пшеницу.

#### **ИСПРАВЛЕНИЕ ОШИБОК**

* Исправлена ​​ошибка, из-за которой при перемещении элементов управления в меню «Изменить элементы управления» появлялись неправильные описания;
* Исправлена ​​ошибка при выборе очков опыта при старте, которые не делятся на 5, делающие невозможным начало новой игры;
* Исправлена ​​ошибка, из-за которой предметы умерших ИИ рассчитывались неверно после смерти, показывая только броню на экране добычи;
* Исправлена ​​ошибка, из-за которой золото умерших ИИ иногда считалось рассчитывалось неверно после смерти, показывая неправильное значение на экране добычи;
* Исправлена ​​проблема, когда пекарь мог печь хлеб без муки в инвентаре;
* Исправлена ​​проблема, когда ИИ мог стоять на месте, будучи убитым 1-м попаданием;
* Расстояние между поселениями было немного увеличено, чтобы увеличить их численность и уменьшить количество окончательных королевств;
* Теперь история всех проданных / купленных предметов в магазине сохраняется игрой и отображается в окне управления магазином;
* Теперь игрок может выбирать, какие предметы можно продавать / покупать в магазине, а какие нет;
* Теперь фермер с ветряной мельницей продает в соседний город муку, а не пшеницу;
* Изменены значения при строительстве дома на неровной местности, чтобы сделать размещение более комфортным;
* Исправлена ​​проблема, когда камера и контроллер могли быть активны, когда игрок называл поселение;
* Исправлена ​​проблема, когда прыжок игроков замедлялся, когда позиция Y была выше 300 м;
* Значение высоты при сборке было немного изменено, чтобы игроку было легче строить;
* Для небольших построек было изменено минимальное расстояние до другого здания, чтобы сделать их ближе к другим постройкам;
* Исправлена ​​ошибка, из-за которой экран расчета дорог мог застрять, даже если дороги рассчитаны;
Puppet University

Puppet University logo

**Puppet University** (or **P.U.** for short) is a fictional university created by Shane Madej. The Professor is, of course, one of the professors of the university, as well as the only known alumnus.

Puppet University is located at the corner of Sesame Street and Avenue Q (it gets a little hairy around those parts). Season one of *Puppet History* most likely takes place there.

## Students

All the Guest Stars including Ryan Bergara are students from P.U. The people who subscribed to Watcher Entertainment's Lessons are students from the University too.

## Setting

   The possible room in the university has brick walls, a puppet stage to the side of the room, and two historical chairs for Ryan Bergara and the guest star to sit on. There are tables beside the chairs, and a grandfather clock in the corner.
Season Two

**Season Two** is the second season of Watcher Entertainment's online series, *Puppet History*.

This season consists of 6 episodes.

The show was Watcher's first to be commissioned for a second series, due to it's compatibility with adjusted workflows due to COVID-19.

A third season was announced and started airing in March 2021.

## Puppet History: Online University

The season was filmed during the summer of 2020. As a COVID-19 precaution, Ryan, the Professor, and the guests interacted through video calls rather than in-person as usual.

## Lessons

Upon the release of each new episode, students that subscribed online received an accompanying email with information about each historical event.

* Lesson 201 - Kate Warne & the Baltimore Plot
* Lesson 202 - The Eruption of Vesuvius
* Lesson 203 - Hatshepsut: The Forgotten Pharaoh
* Lesson 204 - The 1904 Olympic Marathon
* Lesson 205 - Isaac Newton's Nemesis
* Lesson 206 - The Greatest Samurai
* Lesson 207 - Policarpa: The Sewing Spy
* Lesson 208 - The Donner Party
* Puppet History: GRADUATION!
Puppet History/Merchandise

Since Puppet History's success in season one, Watcher Entertainment has since released merchandise that can be purchased by fans worldwide. The link to their store was here, and can now be found here. This page serves as an archive of every single piece of memorabilia officially released.

## Sellers

* Giant Hugs[1]
* Watcherstore[2]

## Gallery

### Mugs and Cups

The Professor Crossing The Delaware MugPuppet History MugThe Last Supper With The Professor MugSame Shit Different Diem MugPuppet History Blue TumblerPuppet History Constellations TumblerPuppet History Yellow TumblerPuppet History Hydrate Or Perish Water Bottle
### Clothing

The Professor Crossing The Delaware Shirt (Unisex)The Professor - Technical Difficulties Shirt (Unisex)The Professor Crossing The Delaware Shirt (Unisex)Puppet History 2020 - Gym Sweatshirt (Unisex)Puppet University - The Classic Tee (Unisex)Puppet University - The Scholar Tee (Unisex)Puppet University 2020 - Gym Tee (Unisex)Puppet History - The Professor Shirt (Unisex)The Professor - Puppet History Shirt (Unisex)Puppet History Dad Hat (Unisex)
### Collectables

Puppet History Season 2 Character Sticker Sheet - Limited EditionPuppet University - The Professor Crest Golden PinThe Professor Patch (Iron On)The Professor TotePuppet University - Hardcover JournalPuppet University - The Professor Crest Spiral NotebookPuppet University - The Classic Spiral NotebookPuppet History PinThe Professor Crossing The Delaware PosterBaby Professor Pin - Limited Edition
## External Links

1. https://www.gianthugs.com/collections/watcher-entertainment
2. https://watcherstore.com/
Goo

## Introduction

Goo is a light green bunny with dark green eyes who is rumored to be may have been associated with Jr's Diner. He apparently wears a green bowtie, fedora, and some goggles. According to former employees Goo was planned to be the 6th animatronic, but was scrapped for an unknown reason. And now apparently is located in the maintenance room. Not much is known about this mysterious animatronic other then that.

## Mechanic/Behaviour

There is a possibility that Goo may have a security mode like the other animatronics. But this is unknown, as reportedly the nightguard has never seen Goo moving around the building. Goo will have a chance of randomly appearing in your office when you flip down your monitor, slouched up against the wall near your door. If he happens to get up the next time you check on him, quickly flip the monitor up. If the player fails to do this, Goo will end their run with a jumpscare.

On Night Three, Goo will begin to have a chance of randomly appearing.

On Night Four, Goo's chance of appearing is slightly higher.

On the Custom Night/Night Eight, Goo has his highest chance of appearing.

## Trivia/Fun Facts

* The soul who inhabits Goo is Luis's sister.

* Goo is the only animatronic alongside Ivy who's soul that inhabits them is of the opposite gender.
* He is not canonically seen by the nightguard, like the other secret animatronics.
Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar

"**Ziryab: The World's First Rock Star**" is the third episode of season three, and the sixteenth episode total of *Puppet History*.

## Plot

The Professor teaches about one of the first rock star and phenomenon: Ziryab.

## Cast

* Shane Madej as The Professor / Ziryab's oud
* Ryan Bergara as himself
* Zack Kornfeld as himself

## Quiz Questions & Answers

* *What is an oud?*
	+ A. Sorta like a clarinet.
	+ **B. Sorta like a lute.**
	+ C. Sorta like a harp.
* *After this performance, what did Ishaq have to say to his young pupil?*
	+ A. "The student has become the teacher! Please, modify my oud and teach me your songs!"
	+ B. "I've nothing left to teach. Time to walk into the sea."
	+ **C. "If you don't get the hell out of Baghdad, I will fully murder you."**
* *Why?*
	+ **A. He sang a song the Emir found insulting.**
	+ B. He slept with the Emir's favorite concubine.
	+ C. He drunkenly slapped the Emir's court vizier.
* *Uh oh! What happened???*
	+ A. The Emir had banned all music in Cordoba.
	+ **B. The Emir was dead.**
	+ C. Ishaq, his old teacher, had already taken the job he was hoping to get.
* *Why?*
	+ **A. His musical notation wasn't invented yet, so they memorized his songs as he wrote them while in a drunken stupor.**
	+ B. They had vocal ranges that went unmatched for centuries.
	+ C. They would poison any rival musician who came to court.
* *What is Asfaraj?*
	+ **Asparagus.**

* *What happened next?*
	+ The Emir forced the poet to eat a dolphin, raw and in its entirety.
	+ **The poet was thrown in prison with with a sentence to last "however long Ziryab wants you to stay in there."**
	+ The Emir so enjoyed seeing someone get under Ziryab's skin that he commissioned the world's first book of jokes, "On Ziryab's Smell and Other Lampoons."

## Musical Guest

Ziryab's oub sings a nonsensical song Ziryab wrote while drunk.

## Winner

Zach Kornfeld wins.