Cookie Crumble

## Plot

Elijah wants to help Cookie sell her cookies.

## Characters

* Elijah
* Cookie
* Arion
* Joy
* Light
* Robert
* Brock
* Bomber
* Buster
* Zoe
* Paris
* Connor
* Micheal
* Martha
* Arianna
* Trinity
* Erin
* Fredrick
* Bart
* Rodrick

## Script

* *[The episode starts with a view of the house of Cookie. The screen zooms in closer, and fades to a view of Cookie’s entrance.]*
* **Cookie:** *[walks outside his house, and breathes in the fresh air]* Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the air is shimmering, birds are chirping. So peaceful. *[grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand. Elijah walks past whistling.]*
* **Elijah:** Cookie, everything okay?
* **Cookie:** Oh, hello, Elijah!
* **Elijah:** What’s up? What are you doing?
* **Cookie:** Making a cookie stand.
* **Elijah**: Oh, okay! *[Punches the stand off screen, and then pulls it back to reveal it fully finished]*
* **Cookie**: *[Looks back, then around, looks off screen, comes back confused]* Hold on, how did you-
* **Elijah**: *[Smiles]* All done, my lady! Anyway, what did you make this stand for?
* **Cookie**: I wanted to bake and sell my own cookies!
* **Elijah**: Cool, so, where are the cookies?
* **Cookie**: I don’t know!
* **Elijah**: *[Long pause, groans]* Well, do you know anyone who can cook?
* **Cookie**: Definitly! I called Light the other day. She should be on her way right now! *[Light is shown frantically driving a cookie truck. She crashes it into the side of Cookie’s house. She then steps out with trays full of colorful cookies]*
* **Light**: *[A little dizzy]* Hey, Cookie…I got…the cookies! Ugh! *[Cookie carefully takes the cookies from Light]*
* **Cookie:** Uhh, Light? Are you okay?
* **Light**: *[Dizzy]* I couldn’t be more happier… *[Tries to pull the truck out, but the truck bursts and more colorful cookies fall on top of Light]* AGH!
* **Elijah**: *[Picks up a purple cookie]* “Uhh, Cookie? These cookies are all…colorful. Is that normal?”
* **Cookie**: *[Giggles]* “Of course it is, silly!” *[Friendly punches Elijah’s Shoulder]* “I got the recipe off the internet”
* **Elijah**: *[nervous]* “If you say so-“ *[Arion and Joy walk up to them, holding hands]*
* **Cookie**: “Hi, Arion & Joy” *[Looks at Elijah]* “Watch how I work my hands!” *[Looks at Arion]* “You and Joy want a cookie?”
* **Arion**: “I’m good, but Joy wants- Uhhh…” *[Picks up a red cookie]* “A red…cookie?”
* **Joy**: *[Mouth waters]* “Mmm! Must be the new flavor!” *[Gives Cookie some cash and eats the cookies. Arion follows]* “It tastes good.”
* **Arion**: “Uh, Joy? I don’t think-“ *[Elijah and Cookie high five each other.*
* **Elijah**: “Huh, maybe this’ll be a good thing” *[Sees a long line of Kids with cash in their hands] “Hey, Cookie?”*
* **Cookie**: *[Has a tray full of colorful cookies]* “Who wants one? For 1 dollar!” *[Kids raise their hands begging for a cookie. Cut to Fredrick’s Arcade]*
* **Brandy**: *[Playing on a banjo, starts to feel sick]* “Ugh, my…stomach…” *[Arm becomes dislocated]* “Huh?” *[Alfred is shown playing with his cars in a sick state. His ear falls off. Cut to Bart sweeping in his room]*
* **Bart**: *[Cleaning his pirate room, drops the broom] “*Argh! What gives?! All I did was eat one of Elijah’s cookies” *[Skin becomes Orange]*
* **Fredrick**: *[Runs in Bart’s room, face is blue]* “Bart! Where did you find those cookies?!”
* **Bart**: “Elijah…and…*[Belges]*…Cookie’s house…”
* *[Cut to the Colors Castle. Arion is in Robert’s bedroom putting his pajamas on him. Robert has cookie crumbs on his mouth]*
* **Robert**: *[Stomach growls]* “Ugh, Cookies don’t sit well in tummy” *[Arion groans]*
* **Arion**: “I knew there was something off about those cookies. Who else had some”
* **Robert**: “Some of our friends at school”
* **Arion**: “Oh dear. I’ll give you some medicine and I’ll put you to bed” *[Arion gives Robert some medicine and goes to check on some of his other friends] “Brock? Kameron, Buster? Light?”*
* **Bomber**: “Hi, Arion!” *[Stomach growls and burps]* “Ouch!” *[Bomber and the others are experiencing stomach pains]* “Those cookies are causing massive stomach aches since we got em…”
* **Brock**: “Yeah, I knew we shouldn’t have trusted cookies sold by a sissy! Let’s get ‘em!” *[Brock punches his fists together]*
* **Arion**: “No! No! It can’t be that bad! I’ll just have a talk with them”
* **Brock**: “Then hurry it up! Buster’s not doing so good!” *[Buster is on the edge of vomiting all over the place. Arion runs out of the castle and sees loads of Toon Kids laying all over the place with their bodies changing colors. Some of them are vomiting in the trash]*
* **Arion**: “Oh my! What did Elijah and Cookie feed to these kids?!” *[Sees Zoe, Connor, and Paris on the ground moaning from the stomach pain]* “Are you guys okay?”
* **Zoe**: “Do we look okay?!” *[Lips swell up]* “MY LIPS!!!”
* **Connor**: “That’s new!” *[Arm bloats up]* “Arion, is this normal?!”
* **Paris**: “Obviously, that’s not normal, Connor!” *[The Eyes swell shut]* “Welp, no point in wearing these.” *[Discards the glasses on her face]*
* **Arion**: “I think Elijah and Cookie put something in their cookies” *[Runs all the way to the cookie stand. He sees a giant crowd]* “Aw man! Move you sickos!” *[He jumps over all of them and lands next to Elijah and Cookie, they are hugging each other terrified] “*Elijah! Cookie! What did you idiots do?!”
* **Cookie**: *[Nervous]* “Well…um…”
* **Micheal**: *[Jumps on the table, angry. His entire body is purple]* “I’ll tell you what they did! Their dumb cookies turned my body purple!” *[Cut to Martha, who’s wearing a hat over her hair]*
* **Martha**: *[Distressed]* “My hair! My hair is completely ruined because of you!” *[takes off the hat to show her hair has become a gooey green color]*
* **Vinnie**: *[Butt is swollen, ashamed]* “Do I need to say it…?
* **Arianna, Trinity, and Erin:** “And we can’t even slurp anything with our tongues!” *[They all stick their tongues out. Erin’s tongue is noticing normal. Until it blows up like a balloon. Erin is carried off into the sky until a plane hits him, which blows up.]*
* **Arion**: “Thank goodness I didn’t eat one” *[Looks to his side and sees Joy standing beside him angry. She reaches up and pulls down a lamp handle. The entire sky goes dark, but she glows in the dark]*
* **Joy**: “We want our cash money back! Every single kid you poisoned wants to know your location” *[She flicks the lights back on, Elijah and Cookie are gone.]* “Hey, where’d they go?”
* **Arion**: *[Sees a trail of cookie grumps, groans]* “Follow them!” *[An angry mob tramples Joy and him] “*AUGH!!!” *[Elijah and Cookie runs inside of The Colors House and locks them out]*
* **Elijah**: “Cookie, this is all your fault!”
* **Cookie**: “I know! Do you have to rub it in?!”
* **Elijah**: “Yes! Dumb dumb head!” *[The Mob bursts in throwing the 2 of them at a wall]* “What do we do now?!”
* **Cookie**: “Wait! What if we eat a cookie? Then we’d be even, right?”
* **Bart**: *[Skin is orange]* “Yeah, right!”
* **Fredrick**: *[Skin is blue]* “You’re too chicken to eat your own cookie!” *[Elijah and Cookie are shown nervously trying the cookies]*
* **Rodrick**: *[Hair is completely gone]* “Why don’t you eat it?!”
* **Antonio**: *[Arms are made out of Wood due to the cookies]* “TRY IT!!!”
* **Stevie**: *[Fingers are missing, skin is green]* “EAT IT”
* **Angry Mob**: “EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!” *[Elijah and Cookie swallow the cookies whole]*
* **Elijah**: “Hey, what do ya know? It wasn’t that bad!” *[smiles]*
* **Cookies:** “Yeah, what are you guys complaining about?” *[Cut to the next scene which shows Elijah and Cookie in a sick and slightly deformed state. Cookie is blind, while Elijah is missing both his hands.]* “Welp, I’m blind…”
* **Elijah**: “Cookie, why did you give Light that recipe?”
* **Light**: *[Is tired]* “Yeah, thankfully, I didn’t eat the cookie, but I lost hours of sleep”
* **Cookies**: “I found the cookies off the dark web…”
* **Elijah**: “YOU WHAT?!?” *[Bites tongue]* “OWIE!!! I BIT MY TONGUE!!!”
* *[The episode ends]*