UCP 2: The UCPolice/Full Roleplay

*It is one week after the events of the first roleplay. The chief of UCPolice sits in his office.*

UCParamedic: e

UCPolice Chief: I have no time for your "e"s! Get over here! We have to plot revenge against Baghead and Botuczy!

Botuczy: *overhears it, and fucking bursts through le door* GET REVENGE AGAINST YOURSELF, CHIEF OF THE SHIT.

UCPolice Chief: Get back, Woodhouse! *reveals the paramedic is Woodhouse. The Chief bursts forward and uses telekinesis to throw Botuczy out the window. Defeated, Botuczy goes back to the building he and Baghead11 are working in.*

Botuczy: BAGHEAD!!!! THAT STUPID HOUSE MADE OF WOOD TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!!!

Baghead: I thought it was the police chief. Anyway, I found out how he has telekinesis. He is strong with the dark side, and we must find out what he is up to.

Botuczy: I think he's up to fucking SUPPORTING THAT STUPID UNFIIED TRASHFORM BECAUSE HE THINKS UCP IS A GOOD!!!!!!!!!! grr moment

Baghead: Well, he is part of the UCP race, so that's a little obvious. We need a spy, and I know exactly who to use. Behold! *holds up a vial of orange liquid.* This is a potion that will turn a regular person into a UCPerson.

Botuczy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW *tosses the potion into the trash can*

Baghead: NO! If we used it on someone, they'd turn into a UCPerson, and that person can spy for us! Luckily, I have another.

Botuczy: Oki... but i hope this will not turn them evil.

Baghead: Oh, no... The only side effect is projectile vomiting, and we could use that to our advantage.

Botuczy: Yay...? Anyways, who should we try the potion on?

Baghead: Let's see if we can find someone. How about Shaduck?

Botuczy: Maybe. But we should tell him about what the potion is before he tries it out. Should we?

Baghead: Yes, let's see if we can call him in. And by we I mean you.

Botuczy: k. MR SHADUCK!!! come here

Baghead: I think you should call him over the @-intercom.

Botuczy: @Shaduck! please come to the Bagheaded Office!

Shaduck: HUHWAZAAA?!

Botuczy: We want you to turn into a spy for us. You should spy on UCP. But you should disguise yourself as a UCPerson, by drinking this potion.

Botuczy: *gives Shaduck the potion*

Shaduck: Hmm, why do I need a stupid potion? I'm a shadow remember?

Baghead: Once you drink it, go to the UCPolice station and spy on the UCPolice Chief and report anything you hear back to us. And you need it because UCPeople can see shadows. Are you up to the task?

Shaduck: Sure whatever I have nothing else to do today. *chugs potion*

Baghead: Alright, here's a map to get there.

Shaduck: Hmm right.....

*teleports to UCPolice Station*

UCPolice Officer: Who are you?

Shaduck: I'm uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh a new person here. Yeah! I was hoping you could show me around?

UCPolice Officer: okaaaaaaaaay...

Baghead through Shaduck's Earpiece: Don't blow our cover! Your fake name is UCPeter and you want to become a UCPolice Officer.

Shaduck: Right. Oh, uhm. clears throat I am UCPeter, totally a UCPerson and not the world's most handsome and intelligent shadow duck, and want to become a UCPoilce Officer and do not actually become a spy because two people told me to come over here :>.

UCPolice Officer: Okay... *continues showing UCPeter around until they make to the back of the station.*

UCPolice Officer: This is the UCPolice Chief's office. We are not allowed to go in there, because a secret meeting going on in there.

Baghead through Shaduck's Earpiece: Tell the officer that you're fine on your own, then crawl through the vents until you are at the UCPolice Chief's vent, then listen through the meeting!

Shaduck: "You're fine on your own, then crawl through the vents until you are at the UCPolice Chief's vent, then listen through the meeting!"

Botuczy (to Baghead): did he just...?

Baghead through Shaduck's Earpiece: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Find a way out of this situation!

Shaduck: Hey officer. Have you met my girlfriend, Raichel?

Baghead: That's it, I'm going in. *drinks another vial*

Baghead through Shaduck's Earpiece: Stay there!

Shaduck: Oki doki

Baghead (to Botuczy): If I don't return, you are president of The Bagheaded Chemisty Center.

*leaves*

Botuczy (to Baghead): oki. I hope you get out of there, though.

*Baghead shows up to the station and walks up to Shaduck*

Baghead: I'm sorry UCPeter, you have to leave now.

*teleports back home*

Baghead: I am UCPenn, and I am your new boss. You must leave this area.

*The UCPolice Officer leaves*

Baghead (to himself): Alright, now to find the vent.

*After a quick search, he finds it, crawls in, and listens in to the conversation*

UCPolice Chief: After a quick analysis, I have found where the two jerks work. They work at The Bagheaded Chemistry Center. We will storm in with bombs tied to us, go up to the office they work in, and blow up.

Woodhouse: Will we explode?

UCPolice: No, the only thing that will make us is this. *holds up a purple vial* However, it is the only one in existence, and it's staying right here.

Baghead (whispers into earpiece): Did you hear that?

Botuczy (whispers into earpiece): of course I heard that!

UCPolice Chief: Bring your paramedics, and let's go!

*They leave*

Shaduck: Yo, why do I still have this earpiece?

Baghead: I don't know, but I need to grab the vial.

*grabs popcorn*

Shaduck: Might as well watch.

*Baghead tries to get out, but he's stuck*

Baghead: I'm stuck! You guys have to hold them off until I can get back. I might be able to get out, but they'll get their before I will. Do you think you can do it yourself?

Botuczy (into earpiece): Well, given how i've been holding this frying pan for a while, i think i can. but what should i do?

Baghead: There are cans of shaving cream in the cupboard, but for reinforcements, I don't know.

Botuczy: *looks at the potion* There's still a little left of the potion, so what if I will pretend to be an UCPerson myself and then trick the UCPeople into thinking that the potion will make them powerful, while the potion actually makes them cease to exist?

Baghead: The potion doesn't make them cease to exist, but you're onto something. I have an idea: chug three cans of that shaving cream, then drink the potion.

Botuczy: Good idea!

*Baghead signs off from his earpiece. He squirms in the vent as he tries to remove something from his belt. Meanwhile Botuczy prepares to attack, but remembers he needs backup.*

Botuczy: Umm... what? Anyways, what if i get backup from Shaduck again?

*Shaduck noms on popcorn*

Shaduck: Huh?

Baghead (grunting and talking through earpiece): That's okay, but you need more than two. We don't know how many there will be.

Shaduck: Hmm, so who else should we get?

*shoves head in popcorn bag*

Baghead: Wait, Shaduck, you just gave me an idea! I've been working on Bag-Bots, robot clones of me, lately. They're in the closet. They might need small fixes, but hopefully they will work.

Shaduck: Sooooo should I go get them?

Baghead: Yes!

*Shaduck opens the closet to find 10 Bag-Bots. He switches on the first one, which appears to be the commander.*

Bag-Bot Commander: ON! What is it that you would like us to do?

Shaduck: Go to the UCPolice station and go help Bag.

Bag-Bot Commander: DOES NOT COMPUTE. CHECKING SCANNER FOR ANYTHING MORE NEEDED. OH NO! LIFE FORMS COMING TO KILL US!!!! WE WILL DEFEND YOU.

*The Bag-Bot Commander turns the other 9 Bag-Bots on. They all gather at the office door.*
Meanwhile Baghead attempts to escape the vent

Baghead: Eehn! Err! Augh! I have to get out!

*He attempts to use the Force to grab something out of his belt, but does not work.*

Baghead: I can't get it! Wait. Concentrate.

*He relaxes, and now tries again. The item in his belt moves, and eventually ends up in his hand.*

Baghead: YES!

*The item reveals itself to be a lightsaber, as an orange gleam cuts through the vent. Baghead cuts himself out of the vents. He runs out of the station, attempting to get back to the center before the UCPeople get there. Meanwhile the others prepare to fight, carrying out Baghead's plan.*

Bag-Bot Commander: IS EVERYONE READY?

botuczy: YES!

Bag-Bot Commander: OKAY, BAG-BOTS, ATTACK!

*The Bag-Bots charge to the elevator, then go down the elevator very slowly. Meanwhile Botuczy gets a look at the people coming: the UCPolice Chief, Woodhouse, and 100 UCParamedics.*

Botuczy: i'm not going to lose to houses made of wood and UCPslugs.

*The Bag-Bots make it down the ground floor, and charge toward the army. The Bag-Bots cut down 10 UCParamedics, but were easily dismantled*

UCPolice Chief: HA! Is the best you can do?!

Baghead (from behind the army): The Bag-Bots were just a diversion. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Baghead takes out 10 more, and rushes toward the building and jumps so high, he bursts through the window of the office building!*

Baghead: I'm here!

Botuczy (to himself. he is hiding behind a wall): Well i have this frying pan, so i can whack the UCPeople with it anytime!!!!!!

Baghead: Alright, drink that shaving cream guys!

Botuczy: *comes out and makes the UCPeople drink the shaving cream lol*

Baghead: No, YOU drink the cream! *chugs three bottles himself*

Baghead: Get ready for an upchuck! *Throws up out the window onto the UCPeople making some disintegrate.* C'mon!

Botuczy: Give me that. *drinks the shaving cream and then spits it on the remanining UCPeople until all of them disintegrate*

*Only the UCPolice Chief and Woodhouse remain*

Baghead: You take Woodhouse, and I'll take the chief!

Botuczy: Okay!

*The two jump out the window, landing safely in front of the others. Baghead slices and stabs the UCPolice Chief many times, but still lives.*

Baghead: No! Hol up...

*Grabs the purple potion and makes the chief drink half, and throws the other half on Botuczy's pan.*

Baghead: Hit him.

*Botuczy grabs his frying pan and whacks the UCPolice Chief with it.*

Baghead: No, Woodhouse!

*Botuczy whacks Woodhouse with the frying pan*

Baghead: Now run!!!!

*Botuczy runs away like Sonic*

*The two run away as the other two explode. The UCPolice Chief dies, but Woodhouse barely lives, flinging many miles away as he blasts away from the field, and yet no one notices.*

Baghead: YES! We did it!

Botuczy: YAYAYAYA! Let's celebrate!

*It is now three days later. The Bag-Bots are rebuilt, and all of the UCP potion effects are over.*

Baghead: All's well that ends well!

Botuczy: I'm glad we got rid of all UCPeople.

*end*