Too much candy leads to an advantage/Transcript

## Random Things Happening

Atom: Candy Bar?

Candy Bar: What?

Atom: Do you think you could still talk to me?

Candy Bar: Of course. Why?

Atom: Well, you have autotune in your voice, right? Yeah. Everytime you talk, it get's worse.

Candy Bar: Let's just use our numbers.

Atom: Okay, -494....

(Brownie, Soap, and Football are sitting)

Brownie: Anyone wanna play a game?

Football: Sure, what should we play?

Starburst: How about sportball?

Brownie: What?

Starburst: Okay, so what it is....So you like, try to...get to like stuff into goals with all sorts of balls. If one ball goes out of the field, just leave it. Whoever did it, gets a point...for their team. And whoever has the most points loses!

Soap: Oh! So it's like a combination football, soccer, basketball, golf, pool, volleyball, baseball, softball, bowling, tennis, squash, snooker, and-

Brownie: Um, hate to be rude, but Starburst, can you leave?

Starburst: Ok.

(Starburst walks while the RCs are in the background)

Starburst: Hey Nerfy! How's life?

Nerf Bullet: Oh it's stupid! How about you?

Starburst: Pretty good, thanks for asking.

Nerf Bullet: You're welcome.

China: 嗨，姑娘们 / Hey, girls!

Page: I'm a boy.

China: 对不起 / Sorry.

Page: It's okaaay!

Paint Palette: You know Chinese?

Page: Yea-

Paint Palette: Let's go somewhere sometime to hang out!

Page: Um, maybe later.

Paint Palette: Okay...

(Thermometer is building something with legos)

Leaf Blower: Hi my him/she/they friend.

Thermometer: Oh, hi.

Ringless Saturn: Huh?

Leaf Blower: Oh, they're intersex.

Ringless Saturn: Oh...ok.

Leaf Blower: So how's the lego thing?

Thermometer: Pretty good.

Leaf Blower: Are you sure the lego thing's okay? 'Cause it's not gonna be a stable roller coaster.

Thermometer: Oh shoot, you're right. Oh no-

(The lego roller coaster collapses offscreen)

Pudding: Oh, seriously! (Recovers Thermometer)

Thermometer: Noooooo-

Pencil Case: I know what to do! I have a Chinese weather machine.

File: Ahhh, much better!

Flashlight (to Starburst): You're fired!

Starburst: Cool.

Plug: It's nice.

Yo-yo: Yeah.

Gifty: I'm sleepy...

Mug: Honestly, me too!

Facebook: Mouth Piece, I have to say something. Sorry for hurting you in BFMS 1.

Mouth Piece (whispering): Oh, it's okay. I like this ASMR voice.

Putty: Um, guys? There's a thing in the sky.

Religiony: WAIT WHAT??!

(Ram is barking)

Shape: Uh, I would say we're fine, but Ram's bark is 3 times more louder than before!!!

Elements Page: Oh no....

Exploding Soda: Um, are you guys gonna do anything about it or-

(The screen went black and there was an explosion)

## Lip Gloss' Entrance

(The scene changes to a music video of Lip Gloss flying to Earth and landing where the contestants are. She parties throughout the music video along with the intro at 5:30. Then TRE says that the song was Starships. There was also the credits, too. And the music video continues on, and then it says the title name. The music video ends.)

Lip Gloss: I'm Lip Gloss, here's what I'm here for. I wanted to ask if you want to join my object show for a prize!

Shape: But what *is* the prize?

Lip Gloss: A BFUP.

(Loud applause)

Lip Gloss: Now make 6 teams of 7!

## Team Making

Atom: Candy Bar, let's team up!

Candy Bar: Sure bud.

Shape: Can I join, too?

Candy Bar: Okay, Shape.

Nerf Bullet: Let's team up!

Starburst: Ok.

Nerf Bullet: Let's team up with Paint Palette and Mouth Piece.

Starburst: Let's also add Football, Brownie, and Soap.

Brownie: Perfect! Our team is done!

Soap: What should we name our team?

Paint Palette: A Mature Outstanding New Gaming Ultimate Squad-

(Their team name is A.M.O.N.G. U.S.)

China: 佩奇，因为你了解我，团队？/Page, because you understand me, team?

Page: Ok!

Plug: Should we choose China?

Yo-yo: Yes.

Paint Bucket: Hey, Ram, wanna be in a team?

(Ram barks)

Thermometer: Team buddy?

Leaf Blower: Sure.

Mug: Putty, wanna team?!!!

Putty: Uh...

(Mug is licking)

Putty: Fine.

Mug: LET'S GO TO THE PIZZA CLAN!

Putty: What's that?

Mug (to Plug): Me and Putty want to join the Pizza Clan!

Brain Balance: I guess I'll join.

Plug: What's our name?

Mug: Pizza Clan!!

Plug: How much sugar did you have?

(Mug attacks her with a loud noise)

Pencil Case: Can I join?

Atom: Sure.

Pudding: Can I join you?

Atom: Yeah.

Blush: Let's make a team!

Zombie Pumpkin: K.

Paint Bucket: I'm bored. IF YOU'RE YELLOW/ORANGE COME HERE!

Scrunchie: Let's be Very Sassy and Cool Oranges.

(Their team name is VSCO, and Scrunchie frowns)

Scrunchie: WHY?!

Satomi Logo: Ball and Facebook, let's join Leaf Blower.

Blush: We should get all the boys.

Zombie Pumpkin: O-okay?

Blush: Yeah, I just wanna show that men and women should all work together!

Zombie Pumpkin: I agree.

Religiony: Guys, (lip smack) I like Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, and Islams.

(Their team name is Chriuwdslim)

Candy Bar: Zodiacy and Folder seem good.

File: I'm File!

Candy Bar: Okay, sorry.

Atom: Let's be lifestyle!

Zodiacy: I like it.

Atom: Thank you so much!

Zodiacy: Yep!

(Their team name is Lifestyle)

Satomi Logo: Oh no, that means-

Thing: Sup?

(Their team name is SUP)

## Challenge

Lip Gloss: Okay, the teams are done. So your first contest is to get to the finish. It's one mile away. Oh, Odachi!

Paint Bucket: Hmmm....

(PB sits on Ram, but he starts to fall)

Paint Bucket: Whaaaaa- (falls down) ow. (His paint spills)

Ringless Saturn: Guys just go on me.

(Fish Rock tries to get on Ringless Saturn but he fell)

Atom: Guys, I have an idea. Just kidding.

Pencil Case: I have one. Guys come get in!

Candy Bar: Come on guys, let's go.

(They drive in a car while the song from that CFMOT episode plays)

Page: Are you...?

(Mug attacks Page)

Brain Balance: Everyone, grab onto Muggy!

(The Pizza Clan members grabbed onto Muggy and she breaks)

Plug: (panting) Wait, what about Muggy?

(Lip Gloss was on Tik Tok (or some other app that is Tik tok related) until she got a message from Pluggy saying that she should recover Muggy. She recovered Muggy after that.)

Mug: I'm coming!!

Lip Gloss: Pizza Clan is safe.

Zodiacy: Us, too.

Lip Gloss: Huh?

(Zodiacy was at the finish line)

Lip Gloss: Lifestyle is safe.

Elements Page: Are we just gonna walk?

Zombie Pumpkin: Yeah (correction was да)

Star of David: да, we don't have any other option.

Religiony: No!

Facebook: Guys, are we gonna do something?

Thermometer: I don't know, but there's too many weirdos here.

Gifty: But still, I feel like we should do something.

Ringless Saturn: Hey guys, get on my orbit!

Exploding Soda: No, that won't work because the Earth's gravity.

Ringless Saturn: Oh.

Scrunchie: Guys, Imma go get Ram. Be right back! Ram, come back!!

Leaf Blower: Idea. (he touches his button to fly over to the finish line)

Lip Gloss: SUP is safe.

Starburst: Guys, we need to think.

Paint Palette: Yeah, we haven't done anything yet.

Soap: Hmm...(Soap has an idea. She squirts her soap into a shopping cart.)

Nerf Bullet: How is that even possible?

Soap: Gosh, I have no time to explain! Come on, let's go!

Elements Page: Guys, walking won't help.

Flashlight: How?

Elements Page: It was the first transportation, so it was the worst.

Chocolate Bone: And?

Star of David: Yeah, exactly. How is that bad?

Elements Page: Okay, so if like, many many many many years before Noah's Ark happened, let's say Noah decided, "Oh, I'm gonna take a trip around the world." Well it was the first transportation ever. So, yeah! And if he walks all around the Earth, it will literally take 345 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes, and 57 seconds if he did not stop. So yeah, he would probably want a faster transportation.

Blush: Running!

(There was a pause)

Elements Page: I guess that may work...k let's go.

Lip Gloss: A.M.O.N.G. U.S. is safe.

Scrunchie: Guys, I need help!

(Scrunchie is chasing Ram, while the other team is catching up)

Lip Gloss: VSCO is safe. Chriuwslim loses. Now the voting screen!

(Voting Screen)

## Stinger

Zodiacy: I swear, if one more person speaks Russian-

Page: Привет

Zodiacy: Quit!