310: June 13-14, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Candi Cdebaca, AOC, Robert Barnes, Thomas Moorer, Joel Skousen, Matt Bracken, Owen Shroyer, Joe Biggs, Norm Pattis, Chris Mattei

### Jordan's Question

*What is the best or most important package you've ever received from the mail?*

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a couple of incredibly messed up days on the Alex Jones Show. Most of the coverage is about Alex's insanely convoluted coverage of the tanker incident in the Gulf of Oman, and about a recent cyber attack that has targeted InfoWars. Along the way, though, the gents learn how leftist brainwashing on college campuses works, and that one of Alex's lawyers may not be totally insane.

## Tidbits

* Alex thinks Iran tanker bombing is real
* Boat related false flags
* Lusitania was a quasi-false flag
* Iranian Hezbollah sleeper cells will dump chlorine in you AC
* Trump told the CIA no dirty stuff
* Trump is not into false flags
* Alex "remembers" a headline about Iran
* Alex meant to cover the article at the time
* Alex convinces himself Iran did the attack
* Alex talks directly to Iran
* Google and FB want to censor Alex because he knows about Iranian sleeper cells
* MS13 and Hezbollah work with the left
* Obama will send Hezbollah to your house
* Trump has embedded assassination teams in every town
* Discussion: State Senator murders
* Democrats have kill teams all over
* Iran: The evidence is overwhelming
* Alex claims Iran is detaining American troops
* Alex wargames the situation
* Antifa are Iranian cutouts
* "By day, child molester, by night, antifa"
* Alex fearmongers hard
* Denver city council is linking up with communists and MS13
* Candi Cdebaca is AOC, but she can talk
* Every civilization has a priest class that rapes and kills children
* LGBT is modern priest class
* Alex thinks Pride is an orgy
* Discussion: renting public spaces to churches
* Alex does a racist Indian accent
* I like Indians that are patriots
* 8 pack power stack is 50% off, free bottle of ultra 12
* Barnes is on again
* Alex sides with the pentagon on Iran
* Alex has forgotten about ebola
* Discussion: Alex is going against his entire history
* Next day: Alex backtracks from Iran
* More boat false flags
* LBJ let Israel attack the USS Liberty
* Background: Thomas Moorer
* Discussion: attack on USS Liberty
* Alex is annoyed that a French news crew is watching him
* Alex plugs on air because no one listens to commercials
* Ultimate tyranny: FB is listening to you and will sue you for being un-PC
* Alex takes 30 minutes of 4th hour to talk about something big
* Alex recorded FB admitting they'll shut him down
* Standard deal at college: ecstasy, blowjob, ayahuasca
* The world is heading for race specific genocide
* Guests: Joel Skousen and Matt Bracken
* Bracken confirms Iran story, Skousen disagrees
* Alex agrees with Bracken and Skousen
* InfoWars has been attacked, we need money
* Alex is drunk by the end of hour 3
* Alex fake fights Owen for going to drag queen story hour
* Joe Biggs calls in to talk about data preservation, Alex yells at him about Satan
* Alex leaves the studio so Owen can give his report
* Why is there no heterosexual initiative?
* Without heterosexuals, there would be no homosexuals
* Alex comes screaming back in before break
* Norm Pattis flies in from Connecticut
* Alex gets burpy on air
* I'm proud of Sandy Hook
* Alex is king daddy
* Alex pulls a victory lap about his Rogan appearance
* Bitch, I got news stacked to the rafters; Norm is unimpressed
* InfoWars is attacked with child porn
* $100,000 reward for arrest and prosecution of attacker
* Alex thinks Sandy Hook Lawyer Chris Mattei planted the emails
* Alex ups reward to $1 million
* Alex freaks out on air
* Norm: you should have talked to me about the reward
* Norm is somewhat level headed
* Alex makes a target of Chris Mattei
* Alex prays god to visit vengeance on whoever did this. Remember, it's god's vengeance
* Norm: listen young man. Hit the pause button
* Norm: Let's be reasonable. Alex: 1 MILLION!
* Norm: I didn't come on for this
* Alex declares meme war
* 4chan, 8chan, help me!
* Alex: I never sent anyone