Birdest Up, Kulu-Yharon-Ku

Birdest Up, Kulu-Yharon-KuStatistics

Drops

* Item **(Quantity)****Rate**
* A Will To LiveA Will To Live ()0%
* The following two items will always drop:
* Auric Tesla BarAuric Tesla Bar50%
* Genesis50%

SoundsHurt
Killed
Roar
Short Roar
Fire Breath
Fire Ring Cast
Fireball Explosion
***Map Icon***
  *"You guys are watching Bird Up, the worst show on television!"*

**Birdest Up, Kulu-Yharon-Ku** (Japanese: クルルイハロンク (プリックバード) *Kururuiharonku (purikkubādo)*) is a major boss fought in the Desert. Despite being categorized as a pre-Hardmode boss, Kulu-Yharon-Ku is not meant to be fought until well into the Epilogue. The player should not summon the boss beforehand as they will die almost immediately without adequate protection.

Defeating Kulu-Yharon-Ku will provide the player with extreme guilt over killing an epic bird.

## Spawn

Kulu-Yharon-Ku does not spawn on his own, and requires the player to wait in a desert until Eric André's voice is heard. As soon as it happens, one has to throw Genesis on the floor, prompting Kulu-Yharon-Ku to spawn and approach the location of the player's residence at an alarming rate.

## Behavior

Kulu-Yharon-Ku will evade and ignore all attempts at hitting him, making all weapons but a shitload of Chlorophyte Bullets ineffective.

### Attacks

Kulu-Ya-Ku runs at the player with Genesis in his arms, dealing an instant death upon touch through the sheer amount of Auric Tesla Bars required to have a chance at obtaining Genesis. If the player successfully dodges any of his attacks, for example through the Hallowed set's set bonus, they are instead sent to the Bird Dimension, where they contract hepatitis c

### In Expert Mode

* Kulu-Yharon-Ku will flash every player's IP address on each other's screen to potentially kickstart a totally epic real-life Fortnite Battle Royale.
	+ During the Battle Royale, Kulu-Yharon-Ku will merely spectate and not try to kill any of the contestants. He has standards.

### In Revengeance Mode

* Kulu-Yharon-Ku gains the ability to make references to "An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising | Part 1" by Max0r on YouTube, potentially exposing you to something funnier than this page on a fictional bird I made up.

### In Death Mode

* Kulu-Yharon-Ku will run towards your location at a much faster speed, both in-game and in real life, shortening your lifespan by a bigger amount if unable to kill him in time.

### In Malice Mode

* The fuck is Malice Mode? Last time I played Calamity Death Mode was the dumbest thing, and now "Malice" Mode? You're telling me "Malice" is worse than "Death"? The fuck did the Calamity devs smoke to come up with that name? Crabulon's leaves?
	+ Honestly, just go play Fargo's Eternity Mode, it has much more thought put into it, and you can easily cheese it with difficulty-changing items added by the mod.
* Uhh... Something about... him charging the C.I.A. at you...? Yeah, that could work for this page...

## Aftermath

Once Kulu-Yharon-Ku is defeated, the following things happen:

* Kulu-Yharon-Ku will no longer approach you, and insteads waits until he is summoned in-game as well.

## Notes

* Kulu-Yharon-Ku may spare you if he catches you and you promise to uninstall Calamity mod.

## Trivia

* Kulu-Yharon-Ku is a direct reference to both TerminalMontage's "Something About Monster Hunter World" series

## Quotes

* "You guys are watching Bird Up!” (When summoned)
* "Bird-BirdBirBiBird Up!” (Randomly)
* "T H E B I R D D I M E N S I O N” (When inside of the Bird Dimension, played every frame)
* HIGH ON THE AMERICAN BIRD UP! (Only in Revengeance Mode)
* WELL, IF IT ISN'T SUSSY [Name of current target, all caps]! (Only in Revengeance Mode)
* MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE BIRD UP! (Only in Revengeance Mode)
* CHECKED THE INTERNET RECENTLY? (Only in Revengeance Mode)

## See also

* Jungle Dragon, Yharon, an inferior version of the boss.