Opening/The Candy Man (Crash Wonka Version)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Parodies Studios Presents….

Crash Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

*(We open to a beautiful day in a small town of Munich, Bavaria, Germany. Then the clock tower rang the hour at 3:00, cuing all of the children to leave school, some of them leaving excitedly. The reason they’re excited; They are heading to a local candy store to have some delicious candy, some made by Crash Wonka and/or Slugworth. Upon arrival at the candy store, an owner greeted the children happily while giving some candy they desired. The owner is a (Insert Discord's character description). He is Discord)*

Jasmine: (As the children came in, happily) Hello, children.

Aladdin: (Happily) Hey, guys. What’s it going to be this time?

*(The children clamored their desires, and Aladdin and Jasmine understood happily, and they gave each candy piece away to that child)*

Aladdin: A Triple Cream Cup for Michael.

Jasmine: A Squelchy Snorter for Alan.

Aladdin: And a Sizzler for Susie.

*(Then Aladdin and Jasmine realized something and explained away)*

Aladdin: Anyway, guess what?

Jasmine: Figment Wonka’s got a new one out today.

Kids: (Eagerly) What is it?

*(Aladdin presented a label wrapped long chocolate stick marked by Wonka)*

Aladdin: This is called a Scrumdidilyumptious Bar.

Jasmine: And it’s very delicious.

*(The children got interested. A boy wearing glasses named Max asked in amazement)*

Max: (Amazed) Scrumdidilyumptious Bar? How does he do it?

*(Aladdin and Jasmine pretended to be surprised, chuckled a bit, and then Jasmine spoke up)*

Jasmine: My dear Max, do you ask how a fish how it swims?

Max: No, Jasmine.

Aladdin: Or a bird how it flies?

Max: No, Aladdin.

Aladdin: No, siree, you don’t.

Jasmine: They do it because they were born to do it.

Aladdin: Just like Figment Wonka was born to be a candy man, and you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer.

*(Max smiled softly at that explanation. Then Aladdin, Jasmine, and the children began singing while the children enjoyed some candy with Aladdin and Jasmine’s help)*

Aladdin: **Who can take the sunrise**

**Sprinkle it with dew?**

Jasmine: **Cover it in chocolate**

**And a miracle or two?**

Aladdin and Jasmine: **The candy man**

**The candy man can**

**The candy man can**

**‘Cause he mixes it with love**

**And makes the world taste good**

Jasmine: **Who can take a rainbow**

**Wrap it in a sigh?**

Aladdin: **Soak it in the sun**

**And make a strawberry lemon pie?**

Kids: **The candy man**

Aladdin and Jasmine: **The candy man**

**The candy man can**

**‘Cause he mixes it with love**

**And makes the world taste good**

Aladdin: **Figment Wonka makes**

**Everything he bakes**

**Satisfying and delicious**

Jasmine: **Talk about your childhood wishes**

**You can even eat the dishes**

*(Aladdin and Jasmine then let the children pay for their candies they ate, and even had a little bit of candy with them happily)*

Jasmine: **Who can take tomorrow**

**Dip it in a dream?**

Aladdin: **Separate the sorrow**

**And collect up all the cream?**

Aladdin and Jasmine: **The candy man**

Kids: **Figment Wonka can**

Aladdin and Jasmine: **The candy man can**

**The candy man can**

**‘Cause he mixes it with love**

**And makes the world taste good**

**And the world tastes good**

**‘Cause the candy man thinks it should**

*(After the song ended, Aladdin, Jasmine, and the children waved goodbye and the children left to go home)*

***Coming up: Ash, Pikachu, Serena, and their families are living a good life, despite being poor. Even with Ash, Pikachu, and Serena learning about the story of how Figment’s chocolate factory closing years ago from Ash’s grandfather, Professor Oak.***