Errorland

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**Errorland** is,as defined in Crunchmunch Shithat  dictionary of idiotics,is "a place where the impossible is possible and the possible is impossible,thats probably impossible to understand cuz ur mind have size of a rat's shitpiece,so basically errorland is place where anything can happen anywhere at anytime. its where logic bevomes illogical and illogic becomes logical,and its a land without rules yet have hella lot rules ;the most important thing that its located somewhere else other than that so-called big potato named earth whose habitants think its center of universe...errorland existence proved the habitants of that potato are bunch of dumb ignorant arrogant assholes who thinks with their 'rooster' and 'cats' instead of their brains"..its known to be one of the weirdest and happiest places in universe..

## Geography

Its a very wide land with bunch of geographical phenomenons..which some of are so un ordinary....most famous unordinary geographical phenomena includes the extraordinary,dashing;stunning,ultra hyper very very very very super famous Gasoline River...which is main source of gasoline for the whole Errorland,however the habitants use of gasoline varies..some of em use it normal use like earthlings,some uses it as a tasty,addictive,hubblebubbly drink....cuz yeah baby!drinking gasoline isnt so weird in errorland!however it have serious consequences in case of overdoses...continious gasoline overdoses lead to 2 disorders common between gasoline addicts:The BUD (Black Urine Disorder) where the gasoline addict pee becomes black instead of usual yellow/green,and The BCD (Black Cum Disorder)where the gasoline addicts shoots black cum instead of usual color.those 2 disorders are accompanied by vomiting and excessive farting.

The extraordinary geographical phenomenon imcludes also Hill of Panik,which is a very weird hill composes of papers and mud..and is very flappy to the way if someone climbed abd stood over it they will feel like they r standing over water,leading them to panick fearing from a neck-breaking fall,thats why its called "Hill of Panik"..the most strange feature in that hill that altho mamy creatures (sorry i cant say people,not only people live here ;))))))daily take huge chunks from its muddypapery material to use it for cooking many meals (most famous being the delicious sugary extra sweet cake:the Teethcorruptor Mudcake),it grows up again naturally like if its a tree!

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## Errorland Nature and Rules

Erorrland is famous for being "almost without natural laws"..how?there is many naturak laws absent there,for example gravity,it is optional.if one creature thought of flying/floating, his body defeats gravity and floats very smoothly.

other example is death.no creature could die by any way in errorland except 100% natural death,meaning that all murder methods dont work on its creatures,it can hurt them only but with amount of pain WAY LESS than what earthlings feel.application on that if anyone there got burned alive they will:feel less pain than earth's burning,and after they turn to ashes,will take only some time to rise again and continue their lives naturally!so no place for un natural death or for extreme torture in errorland.
based on that,a naughty dinosaur might jump off a buliding and plummet to the ground,causing a great earthquake but dont die,o just some broken bones?dont worry he can go to any clinic to heal it or even replace it with new bones..or he could fix it himself in his house by drinking the Sphrintshrint magical miracoulous drink which composes of grass juice,coal powder,bleach powder,and liquified nitrogen that is rumored to have magical abilities including fast mending of broken bones,but altho it mend bones with pain but he have to wait for some time without being able to eat niether execrete shit as liquofied nitrogen in the drink frozes all his inputs and outputs (esophaugus,stomach,intenstines, asshole..etc).he can barely talk at this time cuz it frozes his mouth too "ah i Qatt Tooq So Wiiil Cus ma moUse fwozen"

Other natural law that is absent there is size of things.as all kinds of creatures live there,their earthly sizes dont exist.
there ,dinosaurs are in size of earthly elephants and ants are in size of earthly human hand

For food,creatures dont eat animals and fish..etc CUZ THOSE ARE HABITANTS LIKE THEM.instead,as Errorland land is so fertile,productive,renewable ,they plant seeds for everything,meat veggies fish fruits..EVERYTHING!for example,a dog can plant "dog meat seeds" and it will grow up as earthly dog meat.he takes and it and roasts it.and yummmy...dog ate dog but without eating any actual dog!

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## Inhabitants

Almost all kinds of creatures lives in Errorland.creatures whose appearnce is a lot similiar to earthly creatures but with totally difffent traits,lile sea and land creatures..in errorland there is nothing called sea/marine creature and land creature,any creature can live well at any environment.

Specimen lives in errorland(all following only similar to humans of earth in appearnce):

* humans
* animals of all kinds (carnivourous ,non carnivorous eaters,dinosaurs,..etc)
* all kinds of fishes and "marine" creatures
* insects
* robots
* plants (all kinds of trees and plants,and not for food as here they talk and walk like other creatures).

its known that many of erroland habitants like to impersonate earthly famous figures (like stalin,hitler,genghis khan..etc), and take names similar to those figures names. act like them but in more kringy way.

## Trivia

1. ↑ He is a Squirrel (animal) from errorland whose profession is writer
2. ↑ Also known as BPD (Balck Piss Disorder)