MATT WATSON DISS-appointment TRACK (ft. Matt's Friends)

## MATT WATSON DISS-appointment TRACK (ft. Matt's Friends)

### Featuring

Vocals by DadMusic by Home
Feat. Ryan Magee & Lex Updog
Mixed by Rob Duffy at Cyclops Sound

## Lyrics

[Intro: Excerpt from Matt Watson's diss track]
...and I heard back in the day
Your first job was the guy who digs the graves
So if you think I'm the one that you wanna box
Here's a shovel, Nathan
PICK A SPOT!

[Dad]
Did you guys hear what Matt said?

[Ryan Magee]
Yeah, Dadbot. It's messed up.

[Lex Updog]
Don't worry, Dad. We canceled our friendship with him.

[Dad]
i just wanna tell him one thing.

[Ryan Magee]
You got this, Dad.

[Lex Updog]
We're here for you.

[Dad]
Here goes.
It was 2/5 in 1996
When fortune did shine on the Watson parents
It's the year when Nice Boys, they came to exist
Matt Watson was a fun-to-love bliss

Now in 2022, Dad's a really big fan
Catching Super Mega Pods whenever I can
Matthew Watson grew into a man
He's nice and tall and super hand-sam

Dad's pushing so far and making the strides
To become a success like the Super Mega Guys
I'm loving Matt's songs and laughing all night
The Super Mega Boys are heroes of mine

But it can't be true, it can't be real!
Matt, what did you do? Now, what did I hear?
You attacked Nathan for losing his hair
A genetic defect, he's follicly impaired!

And insulting his choice to show his pride?
His manga tattoos, his anime wives
He should love who he wants! Let him live his life!
Matt is so mean! Dare I say vile!

I-I-I can't take it! Dad's about to cry
Oh, Matt Watson! You made Dad cry!
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die!
My old man abs and elderly pecks
Will power my fist through your drug addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss

Oh, Matt Watson! You made Dad cry!
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die!
My old man abs and elderly pecks
Will power my fist through your drug addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss

[Lex Updog]
You're doing great, Dadbot!

[Ryan Magee]
Yeah, this song is awesome!

[Dad]
You think so?

[Lex Updog]
Yeah, way better than Matt's.

[Ryan Magee]
Way better!

[Dad]
Thanks, guys.
Dadbot is out now, ready to fight
You ripped on Nathan for his last 9 to 5
He was digging people's graves who had lost their lives
You used it as a joke! That's how the guy survives!

He couldn't afford college and never had a wife
Alone in this world, no reason to smile
You don't understand. You've got a girlfriend
 But does she know you're the Hitler of emotions?

Frickin' jackass.

Oh, Matt Watson! You made Dad cry!
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die!
My old man abs and elderly pecks
Will power my fist through your drug addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss

Oh, Matt Watson! You made Dad cry!
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die!
My old man abs and elderly pecks
Will power my fist through your drug addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss

[Ryan Magee]
Dad is going to kill Matt in this fight.

[Lex Updog]
Oh yeah, definitely.