The Rev. James ("Jim") Gisriel

* Jim Gen 1.
* Jim Gen 2.
* Emoji Form

### Latest episode

96-Pizza Party Podcast - JIM quits Nick to join Monster Inc GOOFY's Live Action KIM POSSIBLE Movie

## Character's Information

### Occupation

* The nockFORCE guy
* Creech rancher
* Parent
* Pro Tony Hawk player
* Movie Critic
* Shrekspert
* plays in a punk-rock band
* An overall cool dude

### Relatives

* Cowboy Jim
* The Jizzriel's
* Natasha Kaser (wife) (married since 2009)
* Sophie Gisriel (daughter) (born 2017)
* Oskar Gisriel (son) (born 2021)

### Allies

* Ian Jones-Quartey
* Evar Orbus and his Galactic Jizz-Wailers
* Problem Solverz Video Maker
* Cowboy Jim
* The local REC Center
* Creech
* Pan Pizza (I guess)
* Nolan
* Izzy
* Ken

### Enemies

* Shrek
* Only a Man
* People who wear Green Lantern shirts
* The Blind Side
* Avril Lavigne
* The Judge
* Rent
* Jon Favreau
* Iraq

### Powers and abilities

* Ogre Puns
* Making the Brooms Fall Out of the Closet
* Anti-Cringe Buffer (The entire podcast falls apart if Jim is not present as noted by the infamous diaperfur episode of the podcast)
* Sound Effects
* Ability to do dad jokes(gained power)
* ASMR

### Fate

* Reviewing Rent and The Judge for eternity and later on becoming a father
* Getting banished into the Shadow Realm by Grumbo for all time

### Quotes

"Watch out or I'll Charizard your mom!" - Baltimore Punks Pokemon Battle

**James "Jim" Thomas Gisriel** also known as **The Reverend Jim Gisriel** is a retard and is also the fourth member of the Pizza Party Podcast. He first appeared as a guest but has since become a regular podcast member. He is also known for his involvement in the web cartoons NockFORCE and Cletus the Fetus. He currently reviews movies on his YouTube channel. Jim is arguably the best member of the Podcast, his only competition being Ken. Jim also dislikes Forest Gump. (As seen in the 17th episode)

Jim lives in the abandoned warehouse in which the podcast is usually recorded, and is paid in Little Caesars pizzas to be on the podcast.

During the middle of episode 71 and 72, Jim became a father and left to try to take care of his daughter Sophie, which resulted in his absence from some episodes. He returned in episode 82 but appears less frequent due to being a family man.

I think it's safe to say that Jim is one of the coolest guys ever and we wish him all the best for him and his family. If you're reading this Jim, stay gold.

## Gisrielism

Jim is also the prophet of the Church of Gisrielism and has a clone of himself named "Cowboy Jim" who has a southern accent. In 1999, he officially became a reverend, meaning that he is legally allowed to marry people.

It's said in the ancient scribes of Gisrielism that Jim is to be the one to save us from the Autism Apocalypse and put an end to the diaperfur race forever. Also Jim FUCKING LOVES MONSTER TRUCKS THE MOVIE AND CREECH! Jim has taken multiple breaks from the podcast, reportedly to fight in the Creech Wars and preform in the Broadway musical *Rent* in the role of Mark.

Jim is shown on the podcast to strongly dislike the movie *The Judge* and the musical *Rent*. He considers himself an expert on Shrek ("Shrekspert" being the official term) but he has yet to earn his PHD in Shrekology. He is also shown to be an expert on *Bratz* lore.

## Jim and Rent

Jim has a vendetta against the 2005 film adaptation of the musical *Rent.* This started when a woman at Jim's church asked to borrow his boombox to play a song from *Rent* and kept using it after the song had already ended, later getting pissed when Jim finally asked for it back. Because of this,Nolan started bringing up *Rent* whenever possible, turning it into a running joke, and everyone started asking Jim to review it. After reviewing *Rent* on his YouTube channel, Jim requested that Nolan review one of two films: *The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure* or *Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand*. Nolan chosed to make a review of Rocket Power, which comes out December 1, 2016.

## Jim's Affair With Creech

Jim since the announcement of Monster Trucks Jim had been closely following Creech and his life. What began as admiration for Creech had spun into a beautiful friendship. When the Creech Wars began, Jim enlisted in Creeches army (also known as the Democrats), becoming the first human soldier in the army. Creech saw Jim as disposable at first, hence why he was the only human. However during The Battle of Roadspace: Creech was cornered by that one asshole who wrote about how the filming of Monster Trucks was blocking roadways to work BECAUSE HE CLEARLY DOESN'T RESPECT THE MASTERPIECE THAT IS MONSTER TRUCKS THAT FUCK!!!

ehem...

Creech was cornered by this man. Death was waiting patiently. Suddenly Jim had bravely stabbed the man from behind. Creeches view of humankind turned around. Jim was promoted to general of the army. Which had been the turning point of the war; suddenly they were winning battle after battle. The night before the final battle, the Battle of Monster Trucks, which would take place just hours before the worldwide premiere of Monster Trucks. Jim had a powerful speech to motivate the army, which can be seen [1]here. The battle was a bloody one. Just as Creech was loosing: Jim looked within his heart to find the power to win the war. Jim sacrificed himself to save Creech from the hands Donald Trump. But then in the next part he was revived so its fine. It was then and there that Creech confessed his love to Jim. After the premiere of Monster Trucks, Creech took Jim into the back alley, and well, what happens between Jim and Creech stays between Jim and Creech. Its not currently known if Jim's wife is aware of the affairs but tim will tell.

## References

1. ↑ https://sortedbyname.com/letter\_k/k106291.html
2. ↑ https://natashakaser.tumblr.com/post/57576786867/we-mentioned-we-were-married-4-years-today-when
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/JimmFORCE/status/841033246867636225
4. ↑ https://twitter.com/JimmFORCE/status/1432513915896872975