Set 3, Game 7

## Missed Challenges

* #5 Plato - Was played before (in Set 2, Game 5)

## Timpromptu Watsongs and Musical Perfhorneances

* Wh-oa, kitchen conversions!
* Sometimes he's a silhouette and sometimes we see colours
* Whoops, I'm unconscious for most of my life
* In it goes - yum, yum, yum
* Pour it on your head, pour it on your head...

## Quotes

* KEY: I had this monster in my pants from last week.
* HORNE: Key thinks tortoises have got hooves!
* HORNE: How do you spell it? KEY: Abdi - don't know. And then Bile... not sure.

## Trivia

* At the start of the game, they play a few rounds of kitchen conversions.
* WATSON makes a point of placing his phone on some bottles behind him.
* The sorry tiger makes an appearance.
* KEY orders a beer to his hotel room, seemingly amazed that this is a possibility.
* Hands off your face is mentioned a *lot* in this game, as HORNE joins in with pointing it out.
* When WATSON does the work for the Abdi Bile challenge, he first reads out that he has "two sons", causing KEY to start to celebrate. He then continues with "...and one daughter" to seal the elimination.

## Timpromptu Watsongs and Musical Perfhorneances

05:34 ♫ Buckwheat... noodles... Here's the man for you! ♫ Buckwheat... noodles... Here's the man for you! ♫

12:22 ♫ Clip, clop, clip, clop! Here comes the wolf! ♫ Clip, clop, clip, clop! Here comes the wolf! ♫ Clip Clop ♫ Clip... ♫ Here... comes... the tortoise ♫

## Swear Jar

### Statistics

 **Swear Score** | 95
 **Average Strength** | 2.88
 **Unique Swears** | 8

### Quotes

* And I have just Googled who has ever been in No More Jockeys. And I've got a complete list here, on my arsehole - WATSON at 07:05
* The guy's got balls bigger than my fucking head - KEY at 26:55
* Ooh. Bloody hell - WATSON at 10:20
* Bloody hell! - WATSON at 12:02
* Oh, I can't... Bloody hell, this is extremely hard. Don't you think, actually? - WATSON at 20:35
* Oh, God, they might have a version of it over there. Bugger me! - KEY at 09:15
* This guy's got more than two children, I'm telling you. Damn it. Damn it! - KEY at 26:09
* Yeah, people are going to go fucking mad for this shit - KEY 03:13
* Sorry, Horne – shut the fuck up - KEY at 03:39
* I'll tell you what, there's no one below the line is going to say a fucking thing when they've got a phone on a bottle. - KEY at 03:40
* What's this? That's a pair, and I've just fucking grown it - KEY 04:19
* [GASPS] Fuck... actual... off! - WATSON at 04:08
* And you can't do clapping like that with a fucking phone in your hand or other cheating devices - WATSON at 05:42
* I'm feeling pretty light here, because I've just taken out a monster from my pants and slung it at the fucking screen - KEY at 06:06
* Oh, fucking... No, he could... He could - WATSON at 11:55
* Oh, fucking hell! - WATSON at 14:52
* Oh, you can't have THAT! Fucking hell! - WATSON at 20:19
* Oh, you can't have him! Fucking hell! [LAUGHS] - WATSON at 20:52
* Why do you think he's holding that fucking baton? - KEY at 24:39
* Fucking hell - WATSON at 25:16
* I mean, who fucking knows? WATSON at 25:39
* Oh, why am I doing, like, a fucking 60 year old fucking guy? - KEY at 26:47
* 'll tell you what Tigger is. I think we can all agree: He's a fucking gel. Imagine having Tigger as one of your pals – he'd do your fucking nut in. - KEY at 32:47
* Oh, God! We can't...! - WATSON at 21:45
* I'll tell you what: why isn't Nicky Swift writing an article about Abdi Bile? God knows! - KEY at 30:44
* People will love that shit - KEY at 03:09
* What a lovely tie on a shit shirt - KEY at 36:39