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PimpBot

**PimpBot** is a pimp program installed in a computer in HoBot's hair bun. He appeared in "Robot Revolution". He is voiced by Jerry Minor.

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", HoBot came up to Scootie in the Robot District and offered him sex. PimpBot showed up and told her that she's one of his finest hoes and assured him that she had been scanned for viruses. He then scanned her for viruses and found that she was infected with several. PimpBot told Scootie that he just said that she'd been *scanned* for viruses, not that she was clean. When Slag antagonized Scootie, PimpBot asked Scootie if he was giving him any trouble but Scootie wasn't sure. Later, PimpBot discussed robot slavery with Scootie and PimpBot just said that despite how bad things were, there was nothing they could do about it since this is just the way things have always been.
Intellectoids

**Intellectoids** are an alien species of extremely stupid creatures that live in the Alien Slums of Farzar. Their entire species consists of carbon-copy clones of the same two intellectoids, Flobby and Belzert.

## Biography

The Intellectoids made their first appearance in "Welcome to Farzar", where the S.H.A.T. squad met Flobby and Belzert in the Alien Slums. They guarded the Netherlands so that they couldn't get in but because of their stupidity, the all killed themselves by using a Suislide Whistle, allowing for the S.H.A.T. squad to go by.

Two intellectoid clones returned in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", getting into a fight with the sun. Fichael decided to emigrate them to Dome City and make them official members. After Flobby and Belzert fucked up a whole bunch of basic jobs, they succeeded in giving Renzo an abortion and were given a green card to Dome City, officially making one Flobby and one Belzert official prominent members of Dome City. It was also revealed in this episode that Intellectoids sleep with their eyes open and by laying down and screaming at the top of their lungs.

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Flobby and Belzert revealed that intellectoids don't have sex because an orgasm for them causes instant death by explosion.

In "War and Peace", two intellectoids, living out on the alien slums joined Bazarack in his war on Dome City. When there was confusion over their presence, Flobby and Belzert explained that the "Flobby and Belzert" in Dome City were exact clones of themselves and that they were completely separate entities. The duo then demonstrated their asexual reproduction cycle in the form of a musical number, wherein Flobby stuck his tongue in Belzert's butthole and sucked the shit out, although the rest of the reproduction cycle was cut short.

## Members

* Flobby
* Belzert
Mr. Barris

**Mr. Barris** is the unseen unnamed father of Barry Barris and husband of Mrs. Barris. Little is known about him aside from the fact that he molested his son. He was first mentioned in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Barry Barris told everyone how when he was a little kid, his father would molest him and call it "Touchy Time". He was mad at his dad for not letting him tell anyone about it.

## Trivia

* Mr. Barris molesting Barry as a kid could be part of the reason why his son is so fucked up and sexually depraved.
Giant Zucchini

**Giant Zucchini** is a tertiary character from Farzar.

## Appearance

He is literally as the name implies. He is usually seen with a grumpy expression with eyebrows similarly-shaped like Bazarack's.

## Biography

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", FIchael's braindead second head repeatedly shouted "CUCUMBER" at the theater, the Giant Zucchini took offense and called him a "racist fuck". He was seen once again while having sex with Flammy.
Principal Carter

**Principal Carter** is the unnamed elementary school principal of T.T. Barr Elementary, who has a sexual fetish for skin boils. He sexually harasses Val, since he thinks she has a boil under the bag she wears, which is actually just Mal. He appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Principal Carter welcomed Val back to another day working at T.T. Barr Elementary. Val was wearing a brown paper bag over Mal's head to hide her non-kid-friendly siamese twin from the kids and to really keep it a secret, she said that it was just covering a massive skin boil on her shoulder. Unfortunately for her, Principal Carter had an extreme, unquenchable fetish for boils and he would constantly try to sneak a peek at her "boil" under her bag but Val slapped his hand away. The principal vowed to someday see her boil as this was his one and only character drive. He then laughed maniacally about his obsession with the boil before a kid interrupted him to tell him that he was standing in front of his cubby.

Later that day, Principal Carter was sitting in his office, reading a Playboil magazine, when the kids of Val's class came breaking in to revolt against him. They beat the living shit out of him and bloodied his already ugly face by shoving rulers and staplers up his nose and ears and gave him a black eye too. It was clear this revolution was instigated by Mal, who had her head exposed. Principal Carter was extremely pissed off at Val and had her suspended without pay. Val assumed it was because of Mal leading the kids to rebel against him and attack him but Principal Carter made it clear that he was actually mad that she lied about her boil, being disappointed to see it was just a siamese twin. Principal Carter also revealed that he had spent hours a day, jerking off to what he imagined her boil would have looked like and now, he felt so lied to and betrayed.
Susan Weatherby

**Susan Weatherby** is an alien news reporter, who works alongside Eternahead, who she gets into constant insult battles with. She appeared in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains". She is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Susan Weatherby and Eternahead reported on the election for leader of The Netherlands. Unprovoked, Eternahead would insult Susan's fake boobs and then announced that she was pwned. Eternahead would also make fun of her for not being immortal like him and not having witnessed great moments in history. Susan would later clap back and make fun of Eternahead for not having any limbs. When this didn't stop him from being a dick to her, she brought up some old cave drawings he made in the prehistoric ages, where he carved into the wall that he loved munching dino puss, which got him canceled and demoted to an on-the-scene reporter instead of her co-anchor, meaning that Susan Weatherby got the last laugh.

## Appearance

Susan Weatherby is a teal alien girl with shiny dark violet hair and long, pointy ears, no nose, and shiny pink lips. She wears a gray long-sleeved dress suit with a popped collar and white sleeve trims and she also wears dangling golden earrings.

## Personality

Susan Weatherby is a strictly professional and business-oriented news reporter, who does her job exceptionally well. She doesn't take shit from others and will always clap back if anyone tries to insult her. Her insults are more subtle and underhanded and she'll always find a way to get the last laugh on whoever wrongs her.

## Trivia

* She has silicon bags as breast implants.
Execution of Scootie

The **Execution of Scootie** is an organized event, where Scootie was slated to be decapitated for instigating the robot strike. The execution failed because Scootie had his memory backed up to the cloud. Furthermore, it was called off completely, when Scootie revealed he was a cyborg for having a human taint. It occurred in "Robot Revolution".
Rocket Rockowski

**Rocket Rockowski** is a heroin-addled child actor with an abusive father. He appeared in "St. Pudchugger's Day".

## Biography

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Rocket Rockowski auditioned to be Renzo's stunt double for sex with Flammy just because his father threatened to kill his dog if he didn't get the job. Renzo hired him but then he OD-ed on heroin and had to be dragged away. Rocket later came back from rehab, clean and sober but then he immediately got addicted to heroin again and had a bunch of syringes in his arms.
Blue Bomber

**Blue Bomber** is a robot toy from the *Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots*. He and Red Rocker are always getting into boxing matches. He appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Blue Bomber and Red Rocker were fist fighting in the Robot District. Blue Bomber lost to Red Rocker and had his head pinged up. Out of anger, Blue Bomber pulled a gun on his opponent an shot him dead.
Lean Pockets

**Lean Pockets** are a brand-name brand of microwaveable hot-pockets from *Chef American Inc.*. They are little bite-sized bread pockets with stuff inside, like pizza, meat, cheese, veggies, and several other various flavors. Lean Pockets are subject to several insults on the show. They first appeared in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins".

## Biography

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Lean Pockets was one of the sponsors for Extreme Border Patrol. An ad for their product showed up on screen and their motto was announced to be "Fuck You, What're You Gonna Do About It?".

In "War and Peace", robotic vending machines were being used by Dome City in the war and they were shooting out a bunch of lean pockets at the aliens. Val told the aliens that she bets this isn't the only time lean pockets made them shit their pants. Renzo gave Bazarack his lean pockets vending machines in the surrender from the war. This seemed like a nice gift at first until it turned out these machines would turn into robots and trap him and the rest of the aliens during the Peace Celebration so that Renzo could have them all in one place when he destroys them with his Mecha Robot.

## Trivia

* The tagline for Lean Pockets is "Fuck You, What're You Gonna Do About It?".
	+ In real life, the Lean Pockets tagline is "Irresistibly Hot".
Mrs. Barris

**Mrs. Barris** is the mother of Barry Barris, who he has an oedipus complex for. Barry usually spends his time watching his mother in the shower, using his wormhole watch. She first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". She is voiced by Roger Black.

## Biography

Mrs. Barris first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar", when Barry Barris showed off his wormhole watch to Fichael. He opened a wormhole to his mother's shower and Mrs. Barris was shown showering in there. Barry explained that his mom's shower was the only location the wormhole watch could go to and Fichael asked if this meant it was broken. Barry told him that the watch was not broken ... he was. Later on in the episode, Fichael used the wormhole watch in his fight against the monsters of the Very Bad Bad Bad Forest, by opening the portal over them and making Mrs. Barris drop down and land on them, knocking them out cold. Mrs. Barris asked if she was in Hell.

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Reapy the Reaper Demon created a fake clone of Mrs. Barris' underwear to lure Barry into his trap and then capture him.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Mal told Fichael to kill himself and fuck his mother and Barry called out "You too, Barry!", since these are two things that he desires to do.

In "Flammily Reunion", Barry asked his date, Galaxia if she wanted to meet him in his mother's bathroom for their first date but Scootie told him that this was a bad move. Fortunately, Galaxia didn't hear him say this.

In "Memory Wars", Scootie broke into Mrs Barris' house and kicked her out of her shower so that the next time Barry would look in to watch her, he'd see Scootie there. Scootie told him that unless he got him all of his old body parts back, he wasn't gunna be seeing his mother anymore. Barry gave in to Scootie's demands and just asked if his mom was okay. Scootie assured him she was perfectly fine and she was then shown, flopping around on the bathroom floor like a fish.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* Save the Reaper Demons (Mentioned)
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins (Indirectly Mentioned)
* Flammily Reunion (Mentioned)
* Memory Wars
Trondo

**Trondo** is an asshole alien who made fun of Bazarack for failing to take over Dome City and slept with another man's wife. He appeared in "Save the Reaper Demons". He is voiced by Lance Reddick.

## Biography

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Bazarack drank away his sorrows at The Big Sipper Bar after failing to infiltrate Dome City in the previous episode in a very humiliating way. Trondo came up and started making fun of Bazarack and being an asshole. Bazarack was so mad that he threatened to kick Clitaris' ass but failed to do so. After that, he just went home drunk and lost his driver's license.

While retaking his driver's rest, Trondo drove up to Bazarack and challenged him to a drag race. The driving instructor was familiar with Trondo and recognized him as the man who kept sleeping with his wife. He told Bazarack that if he beat him in the drag race, he'd pass him. Bazarack raced against Trondo and Trondo used some very lame trash task against the driving instructor, telling him that his wife misses his 10-inch dick. In the end, Trondo won the drag race but Bazarack still had a plan on how to defeat him.

Bazarack traveled back in time to the day Trondo was born, broke into the hospital, where his mom was carrying him and shot him with a laser gun, killing him. After that, Bazarack traveled back to the present and won the drag race by technicality.
Dome City

The **Dome City** is a royal tsardom which Renzo and Flammy rule over, predominately populated by humans. The entire city is protected by an energy dome, which blocks out Bazarack and all of the aliens of the outside world until its destruction in "War and Peace", where Bazarack destroyed it and took it over.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", an expository story explains how Renzo became the czar of Dome City by marrying the current ruler, Flammy. After becoming the new leader, Renzo constructed an energy dome around Dome City to block out Bazarack and his alien armada.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Fichael temporarily became the substitute czar of Farzar, while Renzo was out of commission, having an abortion. As the currently acting czar, Fichael enacted alien immigration and allowed Zobo, Flobby, Belzert, and Daddy O'Baggins to emigrate to their city, which Renzo eventually agreed to as well. Since then, Zobo, Flobby, and Belzert were official citizens of Dome City. "Daddy O'Baggins" accidentally got himself locked out of the city again, however.

In "War and Peace", Dome City went to war with Bazarack. In the war, Bazarack killed Renzo, destroyed the energy dome, and ultimately won the war, making Bazarack the new leader of Dome City.

## Trivia

* In "St. Pudchugger's Day", it was revealed that Bazarack has a playset of Dome City at home.
Gospel Music

**Gospel Music** is music occasionally sung by Choirbot.

## Lyrics

### Version 1

**Renzo (Speaking)**: Welcome brothers and sisters, ha! It's so wonderful to see you all in church.

**Choirbot**: *Nobody really wants to be here!*

**Renzo (Speaking)**: Praise our lord, Ozner! The all powerful! Ha!

**Choirbot**: *He's completely made up, you idiots!*

### Version 2

**Val (Speaking)**: Ozner commands that it's time for every woman in town with at least a B cup to jump rope topless outside your dad's window.

**Choirbot**: *This is wrong on so many levels!*
Lance Reddick

**Lance Solomon Reddick** (born December 31st, 1962 died March 17, 2023) was a famous actor best known for his roles as Lt. Cedric Daniels on *The Wire*, Agent Clappers on *Paradise P.D.*, and Charon from the *John Wick* franchise. In Farzar he provided the voice of Renzo.

## Characters Voiced

### One-Time Roles

* Trondo
* Renzo's Sex Clone
* Agent Clappers
* Puppeteer
* Ozner

## Outside Filmography

* Anton Le Farge - *Great Expectations*
* Floyd Rose - *The Seige*
* Simon - *I Dreamed of Africa*
* Falcone - *Willis Simms*
* Dr. Taylor - *Law and Order: Special Victims Unit*
* Cedric Daniels - *The Wire*
* James Baldwin - *Brother to Brother*
* The Black Man - *The Way of War*
* General Caulfield - *White House Down*
* Phillip Broyles - *Fringe*
* Charon - *John Wick*
* Irvin Irving - *Bosch*
* Agent Clappers - *Paradise P.D.*
* General Lunaris - *DuckTales*
* Brother Kareem - *One Night in Miami*
* Guillermin - *Godzilla vs. Kong*
* Albert Wesker - *Resident Evil*
Ozner

**Ozner** is the almighty god of the Church of Ozner, who all of the people in Dome City pray to and worship. The only person who can communicate with him is Renzo, who serves as a high priest in his religion and translates his word to his followers. He appeared in "'The Great and Powerful Ozner". He is voiced by Lance Reddick.

## Trivia

* He is a parody on *God*, specifically the Christian perception of God.
* His name is Renzo backwards.
Edeath

**Edeath** is one of the four sassy women who live on Shady Acreon 4. She appeared in "Flammily Reunion".

## Biography

In "Flammily Reunion", Bazarack went down to Shady Acreon 4 to see who stole his web domain, "Bazarackkilldiedeath.com" and found out the website was registered as a bazaar for arts and crafts by Kiki, Ildi, and Edeath. Edeath would get into insult fights with the other girls and make a bunch of sassy comments about them. In the end, she, along with every other girl, was murdered by Kiki's husband, Harold.

## Trivia

* She is a parody on *Blanche Deveraux* from *The Golden Girls*.
Jerry Minor

**Jerry Minor** (born October 4th, 1969) is a famous comedian and voice actor. In Farzar, he provides the voice of Scootie.

## Characters Voiced

### One-Time Roles

* Handicapped Alien
* PimpBot
* Sam
* Mordecai
* Mouth Guy

## Outside Filmography

* Himself - *Saturday Night Live*
* Himself - *Mr. Show*
* Himself - *Trigger Happy TV*
* Mighty Joe Jon - *Delocated*
* Denzel Jackson - *Brickleberry*
* Chris - *Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt*
* Himself - *Crossballs*
* Rodney - *The Hotwives*
* Jerry - *Community*
* Eric - *Dr. Ken*
Sassy Kid

The **Sassy Kid** is an unnamed little boy who goes to T.T. Barr Elementary and is a student in Mrs. Skullcruncher's class. He's a bratty little half-pint, who's always being rude to authority figures. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", the sassy kid was one of the students at T.T. Barr Elementary, who was listening to guest speaker, Czar Renzo tell the story of the history of Dome City, which was also exposition for the series. The sassy kid was unimpressed with this and leaned on the fourth wall, asking if "this" was gunna be more like *Futurama* or *Rick & Morty*. Renzo told him to shut the fuck up and rode his hover jetski out of the building, running over him and all the other kids on his way out.

In "Robot Revolution", the sassy kid told the Principal that he was standing in the way of his cubby, while he was standing there, laughing villainously about someday seeing Val's "boyle". The sassy kid was in Val's class, while she taught them about making macaroni art. Mal took over the class and taught them about how to overthrow an oppressor instead, which the kid took more interest in. The sassy kid and all of the other kids broke into the principal's office and beat the living shit out of him. In the sassy kid's case, he smacked him in the belly repeatedly with a ruler.

## Trivia

* In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", a color-pallet swap of him named "Mordecai" appeared, playing the role of Trish's son.
Church of Ozner

The **Church of Ozner** is a religious temple in the Dome City, where people go to worship their sacred deity, Ozner.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Renzo told the story of how he and Flammy got married in The Church of Ozner.

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Val’s friend was getting married in The Church of Ozner. Fichael entered, with a ton of Severed Heads attached to his body. Val did not like how he did this and broke up with him. Later, the ball of heads went on a crime spree around Dome City and one of them flashed a nun from The Church of Ozner.

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Renzo took everyone down to The Church of Ozner to make a very special announcement, accompanied by the lovely music of Choirbot and her gospel. Renzo said that he spoke with Ozner, himself and claimed that Ozner had placed a new law into order, forbidding any human beings to have sex with each other. He also stated that the new word of God was for people to buy Cluckinators for Renzo and feed them to him. Fichael found it odd that all of Ozner’s rules benefit Renzo and that Renzo is the only person who can see Ozner. He asked for proof of Ozner’s existence and Ozner came out of the broom closet, revealing himself. Fichael thought this was just Renzo in disguise, so he kicked him in the nads and farted in his face, angering Ozner and making him bestow a curse onto all of Dome City.

Later on, Fichael climbed the tallest mountain to apologize the Ozner and appeal to his humanity. Ozner was moved by Fichael’s words and decided to use his powers for good instead of evil. Ozner was about to cure cancer, when Renzo jumped on him and killed him, destroying God and ending the religion of The Church of Ozner once and for all.

## Affiliates

### Clergymen

* Ozner *(God; Deceased)*
* Renzo *(High Priest)*
* Choirbots *(Gospel Choir)*
* Nun *(Nun)*

### Attendees

* Barry Barris
* Belzert
* Billy
* Bridesmaid
* Fichael
* Flammy
* Flobby
* Mal Skullcruncher
* Scootie
* Val Skullcruncher
Mr. Rockowski

**Mr. Rockowski** is the abusive father of child actor, Rocket Rockowski, who threatens to murder his son's dog if he doesn't land acting jobs. He appeared in "St. Pudchugger's Day".

## Biography

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Mr. Rockowski held a corgi at gunpoint, while he watches his son, Rocket Rockowski, audition to be Renzo's sexual stunt double. Rocket Rockowski made it clear during the audition that Mr. Rockowski would kill his dog if he didn't get the part. Fortunately for the dog, Rocket got the part but then he lost it again right after. It is unknown if Mr. Rockowski decided to kill the dog or not.
Strategy X

Strategy X is the first chapter of X-Men of Steel Book One.

## Quotes

 **Thunderbird:** Let me guess she's taking forever

## Continuity

* First appearances of Jean Grey, Igneel, Natsu Dragneel, Optimus Prime, Duncan Matthews, Colossus, Toad, Cyclops, Superman, Professor X, Storm, Wolverine, Sabretooth, Nightcrawler, Banshee, Thunderbird, Gambit, Bishop, Mystique and Magneto
Alien Armada

The **Alien Armada** is a team of evil alien natives, who lived on Farzar before Renzo and the humans came and colonized their land. They live in The Netherlands and are led by Bazarack, who plans to one day lead them to infiltrate Dome City, kill Renzo, and take back their land.

## Members

* Bazarack
* Clitaris
* Gorpzorp
* Fump
* Quarf
* Meezo
* Handicapped Alien
Little Bob Dookie

**Little Bob Dookie** is a little cowboy turd. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Fichael went out to explore the Alien Slums and on his first time out there, he got shat on by a giant alien monster. From the pile of shit on his head arose a little cowboy piece of shit named Little Bob Dookie that did a funny little dance. Everybody just politely ignored it except for Billy, who later became friends with Little Bob Dookie and gave him a flower but this made Little Bob Dooky sneeze and explode to death.

Later, Little Bob Dookie's father Big Bob Dookie searched the Very Bad Bad Bad Forest for his son, unaware that he was dead. Mal threw a grenade in Big Bob Dookie's mouth, killing him.

## Appearance

Little Bob Dookie is a small brown bean-shaped piece of shit with lumps, yellow splotches, and little hairs all over his body. He wears a tall cream-colored 10-gallon cowboy hat with a red band around it, and a matching red bandana around his neck. His hat is covered in splatters of shit. Little Bob Dookie has big wide eyes that bulge off of his face, thick fluffy black eyebrows, and a teeny tiny little mouth.

## Personality

Little Bob Dookie is a happy, excitable, exuberant little turd, who loves to dance. He's welcoming and friendly and will gladly introduce himself to strangers and become friends with them. He is also a cowboy, so he behaves like somewhat of an old western stereotype.
Trish

**Trish** is the human ex-girlfriend of Bazarack, who lives in Dome City. She first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar", frozen in solid gold and didn't make her first normal appearance until "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Flammy had Trish frozen in gold and used as a statue to give to Fichael on his 30th birthday as a present. Fichael didn't like this present so Flammy had it sent back.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Bazarack infiltrated Dome City in disguise as Daddy O'Baggins and started dating the human girl, Trish and going on dates with her. Trish was the mother of a boy named Mordecai from a previous marriage and Mordecai was not being respectful to Bazarack, since he wasn't his real dad. Bazarack made a joke to Mordecai about Trish having a vagina like a trash compactor, which made Trish leave in anger. Trish was later shown back together with Bazarack again, ordering some pumpkin spice lattes with him. When Bazarack fell out of Dome City and got trapped out by the energy dome, it can be inferred that this ended his relationship with Trish.

In "Memory Wars", Trish was shown as one of the girls adoring Donny Double-Ass.
Pumpkin Spice Latte

**Pumpkin Spice Lattes** (AKA "**PSL**") are espressos made with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, and pumpkin puree. They are especially popular among the white community. Bazarack got addicted to them when he snuck into Dome City. He even gave some to Renzo in order to destroy Tammy Tentacles' fetus inside the czar. They appeared in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins".

## Ingredients

* Annatto
* Potassium Sorbate
* Diglycerides
* Carageenan
* A Pinch of Nutmeg
HR-13

**HR-13** is a massive aquaplanet, distant from Farzar, where the only known life forms are squids in the ocean. They are the origin planet of the Rock and Roll Squid. Due to its size, time moves slower there and one minute in Farzar time is equivalent of a millennium on HR-13. It appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Bazarack told Clitaris to go an get him some squids to work in a rock and roll band. Since squids were extinct on Farzar, Clitaris ventured long and far to find a water-based planet that harbored teuthological life. This planet was HR-13, where he found some squids in the ocean. Since time moved slower on HR-13 (with a millennium being equivalent to a year on Farzar), Clitaris had plenty of time to teach the squids how to play music. This took him several millennia and Clitaris had to build a cloning device to make younger clones of himself, every time he felt like he was going to die. Clitaris had left behind a colossal pile of his own corpses, before he finally taught the squids some music and taught them the ways of the rockstar. By the time Clitaris had finally finished, he returned to Farzar and introduced to Bazarack, the band of Rock and Roll Squid, only for Bazarack to immediately decide he didn't want them anymore and send them away, making Clitaris' entire ordeal completely worthless.
Freeze Ray

The **Freeze Ray** is a laser gun, invented by Barry Barris that can freeze people in time by shooting them. It appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Zobo dug through an old cardboard box of Barry's inventions and found his freeze ray. He decided to take it with him to Pablo's Pussy Playground and use it to cause some chaos by freezing people and then unfreezing them at the worst possible times to cause fights, destruction, warfare, and overall, chaos.
Show of Force

The **Show of Force** is an annual military parade in The Netherlands, where the alien armada go around, showing off their weaponry, artillery, and war vehicles. The highlight of every event is when Bazarack shows off his scorpion tank and all of its abilities. It occurred in "Save the Reaper Demons".
Extreme Border Patrol

**Extreme Border Patrol** is a televised game show in Dome City, where alien immigrants from the slums go through crazy obstacles to try and get into Dome City and most of the time, completely fail. Renzo watches it for his own amusement. It appeared in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins".

## Trivia

* Extreme Border Patrol is a parody on *American Gladiators*. You can see similar names of gladiators (Gemini, Malibu) and same kind of challenges
Corporal Lehrman

**Corporal Lehrman** is a soldier who fought against Bazarack in the War on Dome City until he was killed by Scootie so that he could have sex with his widowed wife. He appeared in "War and Peace". He is voiced by Dana Snyder.

## Biography

In "War and Peace", Sal gave Scootie the idea of sleeping with the widowed wife of one of the dead soldiers in the War on Dome City. Scootie spotted the soldier Corporal Lehrman saying goodbye to an attractive girl before going off to war and found his target. Unfortunately for Scootie, Corporal Lehrman actually survived the war until it ended, having nothing on him but a small scratch on his neck. Scootie called Billy to come on over and put a band-aid on Corporal Lehrman's neck, knowing that Billy would fuck it up. Billy tried to use his massive crab claw to put on the band-aid and ended up chopping his head off, killing him after all. Billy tried to fix it by giving him a stick as a prosthetic head but it was no use. Scootie went home to deliver the sad news to this beautiful girl, only to find out that this girl was actually his daughter and his wife, Beretha Lehrman, was actually a fat, disgusting, ugly woman, who got all horned up and raped him.

## Trivia

* He is named after the show's supervising producer, Josh Lehrman.
Tina

**Tina** is one of the students in Val Skullcruncher's class at T.T. Barr Elementary. She always calls her teacher "Ms. Skullcunt". She appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". She is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Val Skullcruncher took Tina and the other kids of T.T. Barr Elementary on an impromptu "field trip" through the Alien Slums during her first mission with S.H.A.T. and Tina was extremely rude to her the entire time, constantly calling her a cunt. Eventually, Tina died when they were all swallowed by a Cocktopus and she dissolved into a skeleton the monster's stomach acid.
Cocktopus

The **Cocktopus** is a mutant behemoth that resigns in the Alien Slums. As its name suggests, it's a hybrid between a chicken and an octopus. It appeared in "Welcome to Farzar".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", a cocktopus broke out of the ground right by Dome City and devoured Fichael, Val, Mal, Billy, and Zobo alive. The only person who could save them was Scootie but he decided to just get high on Snuffle Snarts instead. Inside the Cocktopus' belly, Val's kids were all dissolved by his stomach acid. Fichael took out the Bouncy Castle Pellet and dropped it in the acid, causing it to expand into a bounce house, which over inflated the Cocktopus and blew it up, killing it and setting them all free.
Bone Throne

The **Bone Throne** is a throne made out of alien bones that Bazarack often sits upon and rules his kingdom from. It appeared in "Welcome to Farzar".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Bazarack demanded a throne made out of bones to make himself look more threatening when Prince Fichael and The S.H.A.T. Squad came to his kingdom. When Bazarack sat down on his throne of bones, his butt hurt and he complained about how hard it was. Clitaris told Bazarack that since it was made out of bones, he should expect it to feel hard. Bazarack told him that he should just invite Silah to come in because she always makes bones soft.
Val's Cat

* Original
* Head Ball Form

**Val's Cat** is a pink feline owned by Val.

## Biography

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Val's Cat was seen sleeping next to its owner as she gently strokes her back fur. Much later, after Val discovered Mal being responsible for turning her boyfriends into balls of heads, her cat was seen as a ball of cat heads trying to get its owner's attention. But then Mal quickly kicked it away.
Kiki

**Kiki** is one of the four sassy old ladies on Shady Acreon 4. She appeared in "Flammily Reunion", and is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "Flammily Reunion", Bazarack went down to Shady Acreon 4 to see the people who stole his web address, "www.bazarackkilldiedeath.com" and met Kiki, along with her friends Illdi and Edeath, who registered the domain for themselves to make a bazaar for arts and crafts. Kiki invited Bazarack to stay for cheesecake and there, he listened to her and the other girls sass each other with funny insults. Behind her back, Ildi and Edith stated how they didn't like how boyfriend, Harold and promised to give Bazarack his web domain back if he got rid of him. Bazarack forged a video of Harold cheating on Kiki with his twin brother and broke her heart. Bazarack didn't have the heart to let Kiki believe this lie and told her the truth and said that she should marry Harold. Kiki went and married Harold and they threw a wonderful wedding. Bazarack left the happy couple behind only for Harold to murder Kiki and everybody else the second he left.

## Trivia

* She is a parody on *Rose Nylund* from *The Golden Girls*.
* She sometimes goes by the nickname "**KK**", which is why she called herself that in the website title.
Untitled Paradise PD Crossover

The **Untitled Paradise PD Crossover** is a cancelled crossover episode between *Farzar* and *Paradise PD*, initially set to air as part of either Season 2 or Season 3 of the former series. The crossover episode would have also doubled as a posthumous series finale for *Paradise PD*.

## Background

On December 16th, 2022, *Paradise PD* aired its series finale entitled "*The Eternal Reckoning*", which ended the show on a cliffhanger. During the credits, Robby and Delbert came on screen and broke the fourth wall to announce that they would probably be wrapping things up on *Farzar*, suggesting a possible crossover/finale in the future.

Later that same day, Waco O'Guin confirmed on *Twitter* that he and Roger Black planned on making a crossover between the two shows that would wrap up the story of Paradise PD, likely during Season 2 of Farzar. [1]

On March 17th, 2023, Lance Reddick, voice of Renzo, passed away. It is unknown how this will affect the crossover, as it's unknown whether he finished recording his dialogue for Renzo in this episode or not.

On May 2nd, 2023, Roger Black and Waco O'Guin joined the Writers Guild of America Strike, causing a mass interruption in the production of all American film and television, including Farzar. This means that production for the crossover is currently on hiatus indefinitely.

On November 16th, 2023, Waco O'Guin announced that Farzar was cancelled, meaning the crossover was cancelled with it.

## Trivia

* Roger and Waco have hinted several times how they've wanted to do a triple crossover between their three shows. It's possible that characters from *Brickleberry* could have fulfilled this by making an appearance in this crossover.
Mind-Reading Helmet

**Mind-Reading Helmets** are helmets that can read people's minds and display their thoughts out loud. They come with the Mega Brain, which is the motherboard that observes all of the thoughts and locates where they come from. They were invented by Barry Barris to help give Renzo a method of hearing what people thought about him. They appeared in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains".

## Biography

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Renzo was paranoid about what people thought about him and required Barry to invent a machine that could read people's thoughts and detect any negative criticisms of him. Barry invented The Mega Brain, a machine that could read people's minds with the help of mind-reading helmets that everyone in Dome City would be required to wear. When people wore the helmets, anything they thought in their heads would be displayed out loud, along with a flashing light that would match their mood. If the thought was negative, it would be red and if it was positive, it would be green. There were also several other colors, such as blue, yellow, purple, and pink, which would represent all of Barry's random personalities, such as Pineapple Charles.

## Gallery

The helmet detecting a negative thought.The helmet detecting a positive thought.The helmet detecting Pineapple Charles.Everybody wearing mind-reading helmets.The helmet exploding a guy's brain.
Grey Griffin

**Grey Griffin** (née **DeLisle**; born August 24th, 1973) is a famous voice actor and comedian who's been on a myriad of cartoons. In Farzar, she provides the voice of Queen Flammy.

## Characters Voiced

### Recurring Roles

* Silah
* Snuffle Snarts

### One-Time Roles

* Tina
* HoBot
* Galaxia
* Kiki
* Susan Weatherby
* Choirbot
* Mrs. Maisel
* Pantene

## Outside Filmography

* Martin Prince, Sherri Mackleberry, Terri Mackleberry - *The Simpsons*
* Todd McNulty - *Rugrats*
* Mandy - *The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy*
* Emily Elizabeth - *Clifford the Big Red Dog*
* Vicky, Tootie, Veronica, Chad, and Principal Waxelplax - *The Fairly OddParents*
* Daphne Blake - *What's New, Scooby Doo?*
* Major Doctor Ghastly - *Evil Con Carne*
* Kimiko Tohomiko - *Xalion Showdown*
* Vermite Queen, Troll Girl - *Dave the Barbarian*
* Sam Manson, Valerie Gray - *Danny Phantom*
* Frankie Foster, Duchess, Fluffer Nutter, Goo - *Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends*
* Yumi - *Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi*
* Lupe Toucan, Ingrid Giraffe, Mrs. Warthog, Nurse Gazelle - *My Gym Partner's a Monkey*
* Azula - *Avatar: The Last Airbender*
* Wubzy - *Wow Wow Wubzy*
* Flicker - *Handy Manny*
* Oyuki - *Afro Samurai*
* El Tigre - *Frida Suarez*
* Portia Gibbons - *The Mighty B!*
* Black Canary - *Batman: The Brave and the Bold*
* Scarlett, Baroness, Dial Tone, Cover Girl - *G.I. Joe: Resolute*
* Ice Queen - *Adventure Time*
* Mona - Regular Show
* Kitty Katswell - *T.U.F.F. Puppy*
* Beautiful Dreamer - *Young Justice*
* Lola's Mom, Miss Prissy - *The Looney Tunes Show*
* Jao, Liang - *Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness*
* Sandy - *Sanjay and Craig*
* Ming-Hua - *The Legend of Korra*
* Olive - *Wander Over Yonder*
* Queen Butterfly - *Star vs. the Forces of Evil*
* Daphne Blake - *Be Cool Scooby Doo*
* Lola Loud, Lana Loud, Lily Loud, Scoots, Cheryl, Meryl - *The Loud House*
* Puppycorn, Master Pain, Fee Bee, Really Old Edith - *Unikitty!*
* Karen Crawford, Patty Mae, Karla 9000, Lady Gertrude, Agatha Culpepper - *Paradise P.D.*
* Wonder Woman, Giganta, Lois Lane - *DC Superhero Girls*
* Ashleigh - *Bless the Harts*
* Kwat - *Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts*
* Henrietta - *It's Pony!*
* Roxy, Preda Tory - *Kamp Koral*
* Dewdrop - Onward
* Amanda, Olga, Monster Girl - *Invincible*
* Ms. Chalice - *The Cuphead Show*

## References

* https://www.reddit.com/r/paradisepd/comments/l9pg30/confirmed\_that\_mayor\_karens\_voice\_actor\_will\_be/
Alien Election

The **Alien Election** is a political election for emperor supreme of The Netherlands that takes place every few years or so. It occurred in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", where Bazarack ran for re-election, his 40th time running, with his opponent being Keeno Bampfardor. In the end, Bazarack won by one vote, coming from Clitaris.
Vibratorbot

**Vibratorbot** is a robotic vibrator that Flammy uses. It appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Vibratorbot left to join the robot revolution but then Renzo picked him up and threw him back in the bedroom for Flammy to use on her vagina for sexual pleasure so that he wouldn't have to have sex with her.
Wormhole Watch

The **Wormhole Watch** is a watch, invented by Barry Barris, that can open portals to other locations. It appeared in "Welcome to Farzar".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Barry Barris introduced the wormhole watch to Fichael. Initially, the wormhole watch could only open portals to Mrs. Barris' shower. Fichael assumed this was because the watch was broken but Barry made it clear that he programmed the watch that way.

In battle in the Very Bad Bad Bad Forest, Fichael used the wormhole watch to open a portal to the bathroom, making Mrs. Barris fall out and crush a monster to death.

When Fichael showed the watch to Bazarack, the latter tinkered with the watch to give it the ability to open portals to different locations. He'd open a portal to The Castle of Dome City so that Fichael could use it to shoot and kill Renzo but Fichael refused.
Beeps

**Beeps** is a robot from the Robot District. He first appeared in "Robot Revolution". He is voiced by David Herman.

## Biography

Beeps first appeared in "Robot Revolution", where he worked as a sidekick to Slag. When Slag threatened to "Slag Slam" Scootie, he told Beeps to tell Scootie what the "Slag Slam" was but Beeps couldn't for the life of him, figure it out, as Slag had always threatened to Slag Slam people but never actually followed through with doing it. Beeps also eventually pointed out that Slag never started talking about this "Slag Slam" until his son died, leading him to believe he's just using this as a coping mechanism. Beeps later joined Scootie in the robot strike against the humans and was sadly betrayed by his leader in the end.

## Appearance

Beeps is a rusty old dim-red robot with a big yellow light on his tummy that supposedly beeps, hence his name.

## Personality

Beeps is levelheaded, reasonable, and observant. He makes keen observations about Slag and his unorthodox behavior and can deduce a lot about this whole "Slag Slam" thing he came up with. For instance, he noticed that Slag really just says this because he misses his dead son a lot.
Birth of Fichael

The **Birth of Fichael** is the day when Prince Fichael was officially born to Queen Flammy and Czar Renzo. Fichael was born in the hospital room in the Castle of Dome City and Barry Barris was the doctor who delivered him. It occurred via flashback in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Fichael celebrated the 30th anniversary of this event and got canonized as the general of S.H.A.T. as his ultimate birthday present.

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Renzo remembered back to when Fichael was first born and how he came out an ugly-looking baby. Barry lied to him to spare his feelings and told him that he had a beautiful looking child.
Slag

**Slag** is a robot servant who lives in the Robot District. He’s a very buff and muscular robot, who always threatens to give people his trademark punishment, "The Slag Slam", although he never specifies what this "Slag Slam" is. He first appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Scootie was thrown into the Robot District and greeted by Slag and Beeps. Slag threatened to give Scootie "The Slag Slam", as he does with all newcomers to the Robot District. Beeps claims that he has no idea what the "Slag Slam" even is, since Slag always threatens to do it but never actually follows through with it. Slag told Beeps that it’s something very big and important, considering that he had a bunch of brand-name "Slag Slam" merchandise printed out but this really in no way answers his question.

Later on, Slag begins joining the cyborg in the revolution against the humans. When it comes time to execute Scootie, Slag calls out that they should give him the Slag Slam, though he can’t seem to figure out, himself, what he’s talking about. Beeps points out that Slag only started talking about this "Slag Slam" after his son died, causing Slag to break down, crying.

In "War and Peace", Slag was one of the people who Renzo prioritized over Fichael, when it came to saving his loved ones from the impending apocalypse.

## Appearance

Slag is a large titanium, square-framed robot, who’s a little rusty and scratched up. He has spiky rollers on his belly, which he supposedly uses for crushing people to death and then crapping them out the other end.

## Personality

Slag is known for wanting to use something called that "Slag Slam", but it is his way of covering up his insecurities, including how he lost his son.

## Trivia

* "Slag" is a British slang term to describe a slut or a prostitute.
Reaper Demon War

The **Reaper Demon War** is a war between Renzo and his army of Dome City and the Reaper Demons of the Alien Slums. Ultimately, Dome City lost that war and 4,000,000,000 people died. Because of his humiliating failure, Renzo omits teachings of this war in public schools. It occured in "Save the Reaper Demons".
Hadookie

**Hadookie** is a little piece of shit, who serves as an attack unit from Karate Dookie. He fought the War on Dome City. He appeared in "War and Peace".

## Biography

In "War and Peace" was created by Karate Dookie as a hadouken attack in the War on Dome City. Hadookie flew through the air in an epic animesque battle backdrop of cyan and electric blue dashes and made an attack position that meant he was ready for battle. Ultimately, he slammed straight into Scootie and got his head splattered with shit.

## Trivia

* He is a parody on the special attack, *Hadouken*, from the *Street Fighter* franchise.
Flammy's Family

**Flammy's Family** is the extended inbred family of Flammy. They are an incestuous family, where everybody is an inbred offspring of two (or more) blood-relatives, who has had sex and bore children with other blood-relatives. They greatly resent how Flammy married Renzo, a person who was outside of the family. They appeared in "Flammily Reunion".
War on Dome City

The **War on Dome City** is an ultimate war between The Netherlands and Dome City. It occurred in "War and Peace".

## Biography

The action that officially set off the war occurred at the end of "Memory Wars". Flammy attempted to shoot Bazarack dead with her dentures gun on account of him getting in the way of her sex time with Renzo. However, Clitaris jumped in front of Bazarack and took the bullet for him. Flammy escaped on her jetpack before anyone could seize her and she got away. After she left, Clitaris made it his final, dying wish to Bazarack to wage war on Dome City and take them down once and for all. Bazarack promised to avenge Clitaris' wishes and finally get to fighting the war.

In "War and Peace", Bazarack called together a group of other alien leaders of their own various nations; President Banana, Medium Bob Dookie, King Snart, and Leafion V. He asked them all to have their armies join forces with his army on their war against Dome City. They all initially laughed at this, saying that they all hated him and would never help him with anything. This was all until Bazarack revealed that Clitaris was dead, thanks to Flammy of Dome City. Because they all had an emotional connection to Clitaris, the alien leaders all agreed to help Bazarack out, not for him, but for Clitaris.

## Participants

### Dome City

* Renzo
* Fichael
* Scootie
* Val Skullcruncher
* Mal Skullcruncher
* Barry Barris
* Billy
* Zobo
* Flammy
* Squiggles
* Sal Skullcruncher
* Corporal Lehrman
* Land Mime
* Corgis
* Lean Pocket Machines

### Netherlands

* Bazarack
* Quarf
* Gorpzorp
* Fump
* Meezo
* President Banana
* Medium Bob Dookie
* Karate Dookie
* Hadookie
* King Snart
* Leafion V
* Flobby
* Belzert
* Skull People
* Roombas
Drug Dealer

The **Drug Dealer** is a fat woman who works as Scootie's snuffle snart dealer. She first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", the drug dealer came up to Scootie and gave him a snuffle snart he ordered earlier. Scootie took it and snorted it.

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", she was mentioned, when Scootie was mad at Zobo for buying all of her snuffle snarts for himself, leaving none left over for him. For some reason, Scootie referred to her as a "he" in this episode.

In "War and Peace", the drug dealer was one of the many random people that Renzo favored over Fichael, when it came to saving people from the impending apocalypse of Farzar.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* The Great and Powerful Ozner (Mentioned)
* War and Peace (Non-Speaking Cameo)

## Trivia

* She was erroneously referred to as a "he" in "The Great and Powerful Ozner", unless Scootie was talking about a different drug dealer, who happened to be a man.