A Wh(a)ole Bunch of Fun

**A Wh(a)ole Bunch of Fun**is the fourth episode of Season 1B of *The Family*, and the fourteenth episode overall. It was released on December 17, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Queen Steph as  Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Lentimassu as Lentimassu
* Binkx as Binkx the Cat
* Natsu as Natsu the Cat
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Oliver as Oliver the Cat
* Dodo as Dodo The Cat

## Episode

**STEPH:** ...

**BELA:** please

**STEPH:** ...

**BELA:** please

**STEPH:** no

**BELA:** aaaaaaaa

**STEPH:** oh oh what the shit is tha-

> *Steph, Bela, and basically everyone in the house get eaten by a giant whale.*
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**CLAIRE:** I'm probably hallucinating this out of drunkness but was that a whale that just ate us

**STEPH:** what the shit we're on land

**BELA:** aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**DODO:** shut the fuck up you whore hoe shit

**NATSU:** :(

**DODO:** who the fuck was talking to you shiit little shit

**NATSU:** >:(

**OLIVER:** you shouldn't do this!

**DODO:** try me bitch

> *Oliver and Dodo get in a fight.*
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**BINKX:** aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa

> *Binkx flees, but hits his head on the whale's inside body and passes out.*
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**STEPH:** STOP

**OLIVER:** Dodo started! He's mean, mommy!

**STEPH:** Dodo!

**DODO:** shut the fuck up you std cunt that is steph

**BELA:** i'm cr yi ng

**CLAIRE:** where is my wine

**JESSICA:** i don't know

**CLAIRE:** fuck my life i'm going sober

**LENTI:** that would be a great change after 20 years

**CLAIRE:** you wanna throw down bro

**BELA:** who the fuck is that

**CLAIRE:** what the fuck bela youre my granddaughter

**BELA:** ok

**MANDY:** I'm depressed

**BELA:** why :(

**MANDY:** my baby is gone

**DODO:** it was about time slut cunt hoe whore

**MANDY:** Bitch I'm about to smack you in the face so hard your tail gonna pop out

**BELA:** same tbh

**BELA:** so criminal what happened

**MANDY:** so he was like n,o but then you are, and I was like I kinda am... So long story short, he's kinda my boyfriend right now!

**BELA:** I am so pretty.

**MANDY:** you really are!

**KUNA:** aaaaaaaaa

**BELA:** um, excuse me?

**MANDY:** hello?

**KUNA:** yeah?

**BELA:** who the fuck are you

**KUNA:** who the fuck are you

**BELA:** i asked you first

**KUNA:** i asked you second

**CRIMINAL:** she's isabela, duh! satan, prom queen, full-time model?

**BELA:** and who the fuck are you

**KUNA:** oh i'm kuna. i'm new.

**BELA:** who the FUCK let you in here?

**KUNA:** the whale.

**BELA:** ok kuna it's time you learn some things around here: this town is my place, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place

**KUNA:** guess what? i already know all those things

**BELA:** oh really?

**KUNA:** yeah!

**BELA:** you're not from around here, are you kuna?

**KUNA:** i just transferred from atchinson!

**BELA:** where the FUCK is that

**KUNA:** north of topeka, west of the 71?

> *Dodo takes out a knife and stabs Kuna.*
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**BELA:** WHAT THE SHIT DODO

**DODO:** meow bitch

**BELA:** same tbh

**STEPH:** WHAT THE SHIT DODO

**DODO:** meow bitch

**MANDY:** what the shit dodo

**DODO:** meow bitch

**JESSICA:** QUE DIABOS DODO

**DODO:** arriba meow bitch

**LENTI:** WHAT THE SHIT, DODO?

**DODO:** meow bitch tea

**CLAIRE:** WHAT THE SHIT DODO WHERE'S MY WiNe

**DODO:** meow bitch

**DODO:** brew it on the toilet

**CLAIRE:** we don't have a toilet

**DODO:** did i ask you

**MANDY:** claire

**CLAIRE:** what

**MANDY:** suck a dick

**BELA:** same

**CLAIRE:** ok

**LENTI:** i'm crying

**BELA:** I'm dying guys HELP

**DODO:** i hope you die

**MANDY:** what's happening

**JESSICA:** I don't care where's Poot I wanna fight

**BELA:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

**LENTI:** WHAT IS HAPPENING

**BELA:** MY CHEST HURTS

**STEPH:** you're satan its ok you're not dying

**BELA:** WHY AM I SATAN

**STEPH:** we need to get you some water you'll calm down

> *Steph ONE-PUNCHes the whale. The whale regurgitates them and swims off. Everyone is stranded at the ocean, with Kuna's dead body.*
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**BELA:** MOMMY WHAT THE FUCK

**DODO:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**NATSU:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**OLIVER:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**BINKX:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**BELA:** shut up fucks

**OLIVER:** :(

**BELA:** ???

> *Oliver rubs on Bela.*
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**OLIVER:** ily

**BELA:** ok i guess

**DODO:** gross

**BELA:** you're gross

**MANDY:** true

**JESSICA:** look claire a lost bottle of wine

**CLAIRE:** yes

**CRIMINAL**: how are we supposed to get out of here

**MANDY:** idek

**BELA:** aaaaaaaa