Happy Meal

**Happy Meal** is a male contestant who had competed in CRAPthatscool season 5.

## Personality

**Happy Meal** is a cashier at a local restaurant, and he has been for over 12 years. He flunked out of community college, and struggled to find any other, better paying jobs. He currently lives his life in misery, part of it because he's living on a minimum wage salary, and also because he feels like he's failed, in every aspect of life. And he has felt this way for a long time, even before he flunked out. He was actually born in a very wealthy family, because of their huge investments in the stock market. But because of a major stock market crash, the family lost almost all their money. Happy Meal felt responsible for this, probably due to a lack of understanding of how stock markets work. Since then he continually blamed himself for his families short-comings. He's never tried hard at anything after that, because he just assumed he would fail anyway. Despite all this he comes off to people as very calm and kind, although people who know him personally know who he really is. In terms of how athletic he is, he's pretty average, he tries to exercise regularly when he has time. But in terms of intelligence he is actually quite intelligent. Although he doubts his abilities, and claims to be "stupid“, he hopes that if he gets far in CTC, he will be able to prove himself, to himself, that he isn't a failure and that his life actually means something. He doesn't even care about the cash prize, he just wants to know that he's at least good at something.

## Gameplay

**Happy Meal** begun the game on the Humble Hall Passes, performing decently within the pre-merge, and making sure his team never went UFE. Happy Meal made several alliances within the game, but more notably aligned with Tardy Slip and Bongo. Happy Meal would be switched to a new team after several boring rounds of being safe, and was switched to the Talented Trading Cards. Here Happy Meal was betrayed by Bongo and lost Test Sheet, one of his closest allies. Following this event, Happy Meal would begin to isolate himself from the competition, as a lot of his allies had already been voted off, or were on other teams, effectively making him have no alliances. He also began to enter into a short slump challenge wise, and things were not looking good for him. He entered into the merge, only to have his last remaining ally, Tardy Slip, be blindsided. At this point, Happy Meal was on the bottom of the game, faced up against an impenetrable alliance of 7. However, against all odds, **Light Switch** flipped on the majority and made an alliance with Happy Meal. The two soon invited Drink and Straw, the last remaining player not in Circle's alliance, and quickly made moves against the opposing alliance of six. Happy Meal would use his alliance token's cautiously, but due to Light Switch's immunity streak, and Chrysalis's snake like behaviour, Circle's alliance began to fall apart. Eventually, Happy Meal made the final 6 where Light Switch proposed a plan to make a token stalemate. Circle, who had been offering money to all of the alliance to keep him in the game, was easily tricked into voting off Puck, and Chrysalis, the biggest threat to win, was blindsided. However, it was around this time when Light Switch proposed a plan to Happy Meal and Drink And Straw that he planned to throw the f3 challenge and allow Happy Meal and D&S to make finale. Happy Meal likely would've won the game in this scenario, but due to outside interference from Chrysalis at the final 5, Chrysalis told Happy Meal that Light Switch meant to take Drink And Straw to the finale and was the biggest threat to win the game, despite Light Switch telling Happy Meal otherwise. Happy Meal would be blinded by this allegation, and flipped on Light Switch to work with Puck and Circle. He convinced Light Switch to throw the challenge so he could win, and used the opportunity to blindside Light Switch. This move was seen as highly controversial to the public, who despite making accusations against the host for rigging Light Switch's wins, rallied against Happy Meal. Ironically, the move not only gave up a confirmed win for happy meal, it immediately backfired as Circle would flip the next round. And unfortunately for Happy Meal, it came down to a viewer voting, and he was easily voted off because of it, ending his run at 4th.

## Trivia

* **Happy Meal's** user, RivalRace is the first player to get the same placement in 2 different seasons. He placed 4th as both Happy Meal and Facewash.
* **Happy Meal's** favorite cookie flavor is Ice Cream Cookie.