Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 23: 1995 Southern 500

The historic Southern 500 at Darlington. Chick Hicks

## Transcript

Chick Hicks: THIS IS MY FAVORITE TRACK IS HERE! DARLINGTON!

Jeff Gorvette: Well Mr Mean Green Car! I'm leading the points standings now!

Chick Hicks: I came second to Rowley Boltstrike least race! And this race, I'll win!

Rowley Boltstrike: It can't be, Chick! You're a mean racer!

Dale Earnhardt: I agree with the rookie! You're Darlington days are over!

Chick Hicks: We'll see about that! Right guys?

Skull Revkins, Jeff Hammer, Johnathan Melter and Jack Carr: Yes!

(qualifying)

Rowley Boltstrike Oh yeah! The pole is all mine!

Chick Hicks: I hate you!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 5th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Phew! Just in the top 5!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: Let's get going! The Southern 500 is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks, that mean green car getting a good start about to take the lead from Rowley Boltstrike, but Rowley blocks him on the inside!

Chick Hicks: How dare you blocked me!

Rowley Boltstrike: Ha! You're the mean green car that thinks of winning the Southern 500!

Chick Hicks: I'll show you! (drafts on Rowley Boltstrike)

Ned Carrett: Now Chick Hicks rafts on Boltstrike, the rookie, as they're on the backstrech!

Spike: This is Rowley Boltstrike's first Southern 500 as a rookie! Hopefully he'll win the race!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks keeps drafting on Boltstrike as they enter turn 3!

Pinkie: The Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt trying to Intiminate Chick Hicks, but Chick gets away from him!!

Spike: That's a thing I do want to happen! I hope that Dale would Intiminate that mean green car and would wreck him, I'll be glad that Chick won't win this race!

Ken Squier: Rookie Rowley Boltstrike leads the first lap of the historic Southern 500! It's lap number 2! Rowley Boltstrike keeps the lead with that mean green car, Chick Hicks still drafting on him!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt drafting on Chick Hicks trying to Intiminate him! Chick is that mean green car!

Spike: Yeah! He's the worst racer of them all!

Pinkie: And Drive Parkerson is a lot like Chick Hicks, and causes many caous crashes like Lee Weathers's retired one in 1969! Lee is the fauther of Strip Weathers, The King!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Chick Hicks getting away from Dale Earnhardt and trying to take the lead from Dale's teammate, Rowley Boltstrike!

Spike: If Chick does a bump-n-run again, then Rowley won't lead this lap!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Rowley Boltstrike)

Rowley Boltstrike: Chick, that's not fair!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks does the bump-n-run and takes the lead!

Dale Earnhardt: Must take the lead for Rolwely Boltstrike! (drafts on Chick Hicks)

Spike: Now Dale Earnhardt is speeding up and drafting on that mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: Dale trying to Intiminate Chick Hicks as Chick leads lap number 2!

(lap 20)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Dale Earnhardt still trying to wreck that mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Spike: Dale must wreck him!

Dale Earnhardt: How dare you do a bump-n-run on the rookie! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: UGH! (saves it) Ha! I didn't crash!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt does the bump-n-run, but Chick unluckly saves it!

Spike: Which isn't really good!

Ken Squier: But still, the Intiminator is in the lead and will complete lap 20!

(lap 207)

Ken Squier: It's lap 207! Dale Earnhardt in the lead with Skull Revkins in 2nd, Jeff Gorvette in 3rd, and Chick Hicks in 4th!

Ned Carrett: Skull Revkins trying to wreck the Intiminator, but Earnhardt has some great speed!

Spike: Meanwhile, Chick Hicks trying to pass Jeff Gorvette, but Gorvette gets a good block!

Ned Carrett: And Chick was trying to push Skull Revkins! Skull trying to take the lead from Dale on the outside, but Dale holds it as they enter turn 3!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette holding Chick Hicks and drafting on Skull Revkins!

Spike: Skull trying to wreck Dale while Jeff trying to wreck Skull, and Chick trying to wreck Jeff!

Skull Revkins: TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: No! This can't be!

Ned Carrett: Skull does the bump-n-run on Earnhardt, but Dale luckly saves it as he gets passed by Jeff Gorvette and that mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: Skull Revkins leads lap 207! It's lap 208! Skull Revkins in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and that mean green car, Chick Hicks in 3rd!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette trying to wreck Skull Revkins while Chick Hicks trying to pass Gorvette!

Pinkie: We don't want Chick Hicks to lead the most laps! He was so good at Darlington, but this time, he's gonna knock off!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Skull Revkins leading with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and Chick Hicks in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to wreck Revkins! He's trying to wreck him!

Jeff Gorvette: You're that mean pink car who teach us about the 4 stages of the Abstract Thought! (does a bump-n-run on Skull Revkins)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run on Revkins and takes the lead!

Pinkie: And Skull scrapes the wall hard! But he's unluckly still able to race!

Skull Revkins: I need to pit!

Hunter Scrapmetal: Ok! You're tires look flat!

Skull Revkins: Yeah! I know!

Ken Squier: Skull Revkins heads to pit road as Jeff Gorvette takes over the lead and will lead lap 208! It's 209! Jeff Gorvette is the new leader this race! Chick Hicks in 2nd and Dale Earnhardt in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks drafting on Jeff Gorvette while Dale Earnhardt the Intiminator drafting on Chick Hicks as they're on turn 2!

Spike: And Earnhardt was trying to wreck him so Jeff Gorvette won't get bothered by that mean green car!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette and Dale Earnhardt are good friends, but Chick Hicks is the enemy!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! He's worse that Drive Parkerson who's The King's rival!

Spike: Dale Earnhardt trying to pass Chick Hicks on the inside, but Chick Hicks putting a massive block as Jeff Gorvette is now on turn 3!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks holding the Intiminator from coming to 2nd place!

Pinkie: Earnhardt trying to Intiminate him!

Ken Squier: Can he do it? No, he can't! Chick gets away from Earnhardt and drafts on Jeff Gorvette as Jeff will lead lap 209! It's lap 210 and Jeff Gorvette still in the lead! The mean green car, Chick Hicks in 2nd and Dale Earnhardt in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks still drafting on the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette and Dale Earnhardt wanted to wreck Chick!

Spike: He is trying and trying to wreck that mean green car! But Chick is getting away and trying to wreck Jeff Gorvette, and if Chick does wreck Gorvette, this race will be disapointing!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Chick Hicks still drafting on Jeff Gorvette and trying to wreck him!

Ned Carrett: And I hope Jeff Gorvette will lead this lap!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU! YOU SEND REVKINS INTO THE WALL! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: NO! YOU'RE THE MEAN GREEN CAR, CHICK!

Spike: Oh no! Chick does a bump-n-run on Gorvette, but Jeff luckly saves it!

Ned Carrett: Uh oh! Skull Revkins is back from pit road!

Ken Squier: And even worse, Chick Hicks leads lap 210! It's lap 211! Chick Hicks in the lead with Dale Earnhardt up to 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And Dale is speeding up to Chick's rear bumper!

Spike: And we all know that Earnhardt is the Intiminator! He's drafting on Chick, and trying to wreck him! Chick is that mean green car! We all know that! Right?

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt trying to pass Chick on the inside again, but Chick Hicks blocks him again! As they come to turn 3!

Spike: Dale must wreck Chick! He must wreck him!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm gonna Intiminate you into the wall! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Pinkie: Earnhardt doing the bump-n-run!

Spike: But, Chick Hicks saves it! Why is this happening! Chick must have crash in this race!

Ken Squier: But still, Dale Earnhardt has the lead and will complete lap 211!

(lap 252)

Johnny Blamer: Hey, Chicken Hicks! You can't beat me! (passes Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU BLAMER! (does a pit maneuver on Johnny Blamer)

Johnny Blamer: Oh no! (collects Crusty Rotor)

Ken Squier: Oh! We have a crash! Johnny Blamer takes out Bill Racelott, Crusty Rotor, Alloy Wilson, Chuck Armstrong, and W.J Lights!

Ned Carrett: And also, James Robson!

Arther Motor: It's over again.

Johnny Blamer: NO! DON'T DRAG ME OUT OF THE RACE AGAIN!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: Ok! One more run. If you crash again, then it's over! Wanna pit?

Johnny Blamer: Ok! (drive sto pit road)

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt goes to the caution flag to lead lap 252!

Spike: And Johnny Blamer is going to the pits! He looks to be out, but he's all right! He'll continue racing!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I need 2 right side tires and 2 cans of fuel!

Ray Reverham: Ok, pal! We're ready for you!

(lap 269)

(Johnny Blamer passes Chick Hicks again)

Chick Hicks: Huh? You again!

Johnny Blamer: Ceatch me if you can!

Chick Hicks: NO SURE! (does a PIT maneuver on Johnny Blamer)

Johnny Blamer: STOP DOING THIS AGAIN! (collects Cal Weathers and Tyrone Cartrip)

Spike: Oh no! Another big crash is happening! Johnny Blamer, Cal Weathers, Tyrone Cartrip and 4 other cars!

Arther Motor: OK! It's over!

Johnny Blamer: (cries) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out once again!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Some one is crying! it's Johnny Blamer who gets tired of being out! I don't need to pit becuase we were only 5 laps away from the previous caution!

Ray Reverham: Ok!

(lap 283)

Ken Squier: It's lap 283! Chick Hicks in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and Dale Earnhardt in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt giving Jeff Gorvette a push to help taking the lead from that mean green car who's of course, Chick Hicks!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette may wreck that mean green car, and Chick's Darlington days will be over!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette trying to pass him, but Chick Hicks is blocking him!

Ken Squier: Jeff now into the outside! Now to the inside again!

Chick Hicks: CAN'T KEEP THE LEAD FROM ME! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: OH! Almost passes Chick Hicks, but Chick gets a massive block and they're on turn 3!

Spike: Now Jeff may do something else like to wreck him!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU STUPID MEAN GREEN CAR! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: UGH!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette doing the bump-n-run on Chick Hicks,

Spike: But Chick sadly saves it again!

Pinkie: But still, Jeff Gorvette has the lead with Dale Earnhardt pushing him!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 283!

(3 laps later)

Skull Revkins: HA HA HA! TIME TO GET BACK IN THE LEAD! (blocks Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: Oh yeah! You're the mean purple car! (intiminates Skull Revkins)

Spike: Dale Earnhardt intiminate Skull Revkins! And Skull takes out Billy Oilchager!

Eugene Carburski: I need to pit again!

Hunter Scrapmetal: Ok, Revkins! You're tires are flat and I think you need some repairs!

Skull Revkins: Ok!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I'm a little fine!

Ray Reverham: So you'll stay out?

Jeff Gorvette: Yep!

(lap 297)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! TIME TO WRECK YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks is now gonna draft on Jeff Gorvette as they enter turn 3!

Spike: But, uh oh! Chick Hicks is gonna wreck him!

Ken Squier: Jeff wants to keep the lead!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU, GORVETTE! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: OH NO! CHICK DOES THE BUMP N RUN! I CAN'T WATCH!

Ray Reverham: Keep away from the wall!

Jeff Gorvette: (savers it) I did it, cheif!

Pinkie: Phew! Jeff Gorvette still saves it!

Spike: But sadly, Chick Hicks has the lead! Now Jeff Hammer drafting on Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks leads lap 297!

(lap 325)

Ken Squier: It's lap 325! Jeff Hammer in the lead with Chick Hicks in 2nd and Jeff Gorvette in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is now doing the bump-n-run on Chick Hicks!

Spike: But Chicks saves it again! I want Chick to crash in this race!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is now gonna draft on the leader, Rusty Wallace!

Pinkie: And Jeff Hammer is the mean purple car who came 2nd place while Jeff Gorvette got his fist win! That's in the N2O Cola 600 last season!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette looking to the inside, but Jeff Hammer blocks him and they're now on turn 3!

Ken Squier: Jeff Hammer holding the lead from the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! You're another mean car who's from the Abstract Thought! You remember that? (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Hammer)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette is doing a bump-n-run on Jeff Hammer, but Jeff unluckly saves it!

Ned Carrett: That's just like Chick Hicks who did that many times this race!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette would still lead lap 325!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: It's lap 328! Jeff Gorvette leading with that mean green car, Chick Hicks up to 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Hammer is now running in 3rd place! He gives Chick Hicks a little push for Chick to take the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: An this is not good! We want Chick Hicks to get wrecked by eather Jeff Gorvette or Dale Earnhardt!

Pinkie: Dale Eanrhardt is better at wrecking cars than Jeff Gorvette, and that's why they called Earnhardt, the Intiminator, but Jeff Gorvette is a little more like a fan favorite!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks trying to pass Jeff Gorvette, but Jeff Gorvette getting a good block as they enter turn 3!

Spike: If Chick Hicks passes Jeff on this lap, then I will think Jeff would wreck him later on!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! You're a spoiling loser! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Oh no! Chick Hicks doing a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: But still, Jeff Gorvette saves it and blocks Rusty Wallace! Chick Hicks will lead lap 328!

(lap 333)

Jeff Gorvette: IT'S YOU! (drafts on Chick Hicks)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette now drafting on Chick Hicks again as they enter turn 3!

Spike: This is it! I think Jeff is gonna wreck him!

Jeff Gorvette: I tried to wreck you so many time, but you kept saving it! THIS ENDS NOW! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: ARGH!

Pinkie: Jeff does the bump-n-run on Chick again!

Ken Squier: Now Chick Hicks hits the inside wall hard!

Zach Scrapmetal: It's over!

Chick Hicks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette goes to the caution flag and will lead lap 333!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: HORRAY! THAT MEAN GREEN CAR IS GONE!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette wins his first Southern 500!

Spike: YAY! And Chick Hicks is a very mean racer!

Jeff Gorvette: WHOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FIRST SOUTHERN 500 EVER!

Dale Earnhardt: Good job, Jeff Gorvette!

Chick Hicks: I HATE YOU GUYS!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh! Hey, Mr Mean Green Car?

Chick Hicks: I CRASHED IN THIS SOUTHERN 500! BECASUE OF YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: NO! YOU'RE THE MEAN GREEN CAR!

Dale Earnahrdt: Jeff Gorvette is right! Go home!

Chick Hicks: UGH!

(victory lane)

Spike: Jeff, congratulations on an outstanding effort!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh! Thank you Spike! This side, I tant! Not really to come into tears here! This is a, this is a big win for us! Huh, hey man! Chevrolet Manufactures Championship! Yes! I'll tell you! This team was Championship Calendar Today! That's sure! You know, I, we hat to come back from a lot of things! We had to fight, and you know I've never really been a battle with Chick Hicks, that mean green car rushing me until I wrecked him near the end of the race, and that was a great accomplishment for me and this team but you know the car was not that good at the beginning of the race and, mam! Just kept working, kept working! We, we were a Championship Calendar today and I'm really proud of my self and this whole group of Rainbow Worriors! Man, I gotta think them! God, think N2O Cola, Lightyear tires, had great tires today! Obviously, Vitoline! We couldn't have made it without him so I want to thank everybody to support this Hendrick Motorsports team is just awsome.

Spike: Jeff, you dodge bullets twice today! You cut right tire two times! It gets a big hug from Brooke Gorvette, his wife! Twice today, you had to come back from close calls when cutting right rear tire!

Jeff Gorvette: That's Darlington, man! (laughs) Are we? You know, we found out what it was like to survive this place and you know I, I told everybody and everybody's been telling me! You know if you can just survive! If you can be there, if you can be there, you can be in contention and you know I didn't belive it! I mean we had to fight from so many things! I never thought once we got behind Chick Hicks even when he's running second, third, so man! We just don't like the mean green car, so I wrecked him near the end of this race! But that just shows you, you know the caliber of communication on this team and it's awesome. I take Darlington victory in my record, Brook, number one buddy. That's great.

Spike: 45th Southern 500 as history as Jeff Gorvette has finaly survived Darlington after all those trouble datings way back to 1993!