Ruler Of Everything

How to become The Ruler Of Everything

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Step 1: Get Mad
Step 2: know you've been had
Step 3: Get a gun and shoot at the sun with a gun twice
Step 4: Shoot at your one only friend

Step 5: Get in the gallows or the ghetto, in the town or the meadow, in the billows, even over the sun
Step 6: Understand, mechanical hands
Step 7: Learn how to dance Step
8: Get zirconium pants consequential enough to sψ S̶̹̗̭̞̖̭̒̄̽Ļ̴̠̖̝̝͚̜̯͔͉̤̩̜̬̜̓̔̽̑̓͒̑̒̈́͌̈͌̆̋̑͘͘̚͘͝͝İ̵̳͉̜̙̿̌P̷̤͓̝̦̉̈̽͆̓͑̉̒̽̚͠ ̸̧̳͖̲̲͉͇͍͕͙̭̍͂̄̇̚͜S̶̨̛͎̝̟͓̊̿͋͗͑̀̂́̄͋́̿͗̆́̀́̚O̷̢̰͔̱̲̥͈̜̤̫̝͓̪̺̍̋̅͒̅̍̌̀̔͊̽͆̈́͐̋̆̚̚͝͝M̵̧̧̪̘̟̲͍͈̥̲̬̩͇͇͚̖̭̗͎̄̽E̷̡̢̱̯̹̫̻̮͓̘̪͔̳̼͆̉̔̓̋̆Ơ̵͍̘̝̲̥̹̦̙͓͂͆́̾̔͂̋͒̈̈̐̄͊̾̃̂̀͌̀̚ͅN̴͉̭̙̫̥̬̩͓͇͇̼̠͔̼̯̿͛̾͑͆̔̄̓̈̃̒̚̚͝Ě̸̝̙̣͉̈́̀̽̿̓̚̚ͅ ̵̡̌̑̆̒̏̈́͒͌̄̊͗͆̄͌̊͝͝͠͝͝I̵̡̧̩͔͇̝͍̗̜͔̤̘͓̻̲͆̅̅́̀̂̑̎͑̐̉͗̽̀̓̽͂̓̕̕N̷̡̪̖̟̥̘͗̊͆̔̓̾̈́̇̈́͜T̴̡̢̫̣̱͍̮̳̤͖͂̅̋̿͐̒̍̀̓͛́̏̂͌͐̐̓̆͑̚͜Ō̵̡̧̘̤̦̺̼̊͊͑ ̸̨̢̢̡̢͙͙̩̣̻͉̫͈͉̬̰̄̌̏͌̿̈̍̀͌̓͂A̸̡͓̣̯̰͓̘̭̫̳̺͊̓̈́̕ ̶̧̛̦̱̰͚͉͖̜͙̺̫͖̖̑̎͒̾̍̆̅̃̀́̀͘̕Ť̸̹̹̱̥̳̳͈͕̦͉͕ͅR̵̛̛͈̓͌̒̉̾͒̕Å̷̡̢̛͎͈̣̰̱̼̼̳̝̰͔͉̣͖̟͚̲̾̈́̑͑̒̈́́̈́̂͌̓̕ͅŃ̸̢̡̛̙̠̰̹͚͉̲̮̐̊̏͒̎̏̓͋̀̽́͌̒͒̏͋͘̕͝Č̵̨̛͍̘̩̪̩̼̾̎͑̏̓̈́̿͑̎͌É̸̡̛̛͎̦̖͙̺̩͉͍̜̞̮̥̒̈̽̎̔̋̏͑̓̏͒̓́̅͐͝ͅ
Step 9: Learn how to walk
Step 10: Learn how to talk
Step 11: Learn how to make your face disintegrates into chalk (for further use)
Step 12: Get a wonderful wife
Step 13: Get a powerful job
Step 14: Make her criticize you for being egocentric
Step 15: Practice your mannerisms into a wall
Step 16: Get a clear mirror to stand so tall
Step 17: See someone slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
Step 18: observe the birds
Step 19: ⛧ C̸̨͉̹̻͖̞̫̜͋̒͋͘͠Ȉ̸̖̤͙̯͕̣̪͍͜R̸̛̲̤͇͉͕̹͇̥̒̎̈́͌͆̈́̂C̴̛̠̼͉̬͐̊̈́̍͝Ľ̷͇̻̻̞̞͖͖͔̀͊E̴̛͍̒͑́͂̋̒̄̕͜ ̶̝̙͔̰́́̐͠͝Ỉ̸̢̟̰͉̪̮͓̃͛̋̓ͅN̸͍̤̞̲̩͍̈́̒̄̌̔̐͊ ̴̛̩̯̈̈́̒̏͗̂F̴̢̖̘̪̭͙̘̫́̀̆͝Ŏ̴͇̝͈̖R̵̡̦͇̔̍̇̀͑͝ͅ ̴̨̡͖̉̑̃T̷̢̟̼̰͔͎̞̄͂̓͌͛̀́H̴̝͓̗̽̾̑̋̍̽̅̋E̶̡̜͈̻̺̞͕̥͐̋͐̐̈́̆͝͝͠ ̸̨̧̹͔͈͉̺̏͒̐̀͝K̵̨̩̤̞̜͈͖̰̐̇̒̍̉͊̆̚͝I̴̧̧̾̿̽̅̄̒͌͛L̸͎̭̰̟̫̖̅L̶̡̹͈̯͕̔ ☠ ........
Step 20: Be someone, know someone
Step 21: Your facade is a scam
Step 22: Cry
Step 23: Live a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Oh no no
oh yeah
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Step 24: Hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
Step 25: Get out of here or have a word to sell, another story to tell, another timepiece ringing the bell
Step 26: Hear the clock stop when you reach the end
Step 27: Know it must be neverending
Step 28: Comprehend if you can
Step 29: Pretend to understand
Step 30: Resemble a fool
Step 31: Although you're only a man

⛥ E̵̡̨̛̛̗͖̳̻̫̲̯̠͇̜͕̤̻̮̰͎͍̓̈́́͛́͗͂́͆́̊̐̀̇̏̓̃̚͘͝͝͝͝L̴̢̧̨̡͍̭͎̹̫̭̼̩̥͙̞̰̺̞̜̭̀͌̀̀̿̿͜͜I̶̢̭̟̫̭̰̙͚͍̱̘̹͗̽͂͐̓͜͝͝ͅM̶̡̢̞̤̗͙͔͙̜͍̱͍̮̘̤̙̃̃̉̊̄͆͗̆͌̇̒́̎͛̀͠͠S̶̮̝͍̠͖̼͎̜̩̺̠͔̔͑̂̒̇̀̐̓͛́̓͗̋͛̽̊̾̒̌̃͗̇͜͠͝ ̸̭̞͈̳̠̘̘̩̘͍̪̫͍̃͐͒̅̉̎̑̆͑͐͘D̶̢̹͙̦̺͇͙̥̬͚͉̩̪̼̳͎͙̫̣̣̫̀̓̔̈́͊̈́̍̔͛̋͆̊̂̑͑̕͝N̵̩̠̝̳͚͈̱͈͈̊̐̊̓͊̈̉͂̈́͗̍͝͠Ą̵̨̫͖͙̹͉̳̥̹̝͕̫̭̭̦͖͙͍̪͚̬͓̜͎̓̽̀̅̋͗̂̑͋̚̕ ̸̡̧̤̘͈͇̹̥̮̪̟̪͎̰̹̌̇̇̓͗̑̂̄̆̀͗́́̔̾̓͒̚͜͜͝ͅͅP̷̛̹͈̻̮̯̅̅͂Ṷ̷̢̗̝͔̠̤͍͓̼̫̪̊̈́͊ ̸̯͚͇̟͕͉̜̔̓́͐̑̄̏̕̚T̶̢̢̧̗̳̙̯̞̭̜͈̻̰͍̺̪̙̪̈́͊́̓ͅI̵̭̞̩̖͇̙͖̝̤̬͓͍̠̖̯͕̙̪͇̬͗͂͐̉͊͋̒̿͛̂̓̈́͘͝͠͝͝ ̵̋̃̀́̐̎̀ͅE̸̡͕̗̣̩̪͉͚̣̘͂͛͗̊̌͊͆͂̿̓̈͗̕ͅV̴͇̞̮̞̈́̈́͑̽͜͜Í̵̢̢̢̝͓̼̩͙͍͓͈̼̤̪̝͍̳̪͍̼̪̙̮̑̌̐͑̇̂̑̍̎́̕̚G̴̡̢̧̛͎͚̲̗̻͚̮̰̣̖̖̰̳̪̯̦̻͉̗̣̿̎́̒͆̓͛̾͌̇̇̄̚ ̸͙̘͖̳̰̟͔̜̞̳̳̓Ơ̶̡̢̧͕̻̘̲̻͉͕̬̩̪̳̳̩͂̈͗̆͜ͅͅS̷̺̩̟͚̼̍̄͒̃̈́͝ ☠

Step 24: Hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
Step 25: Get out of here or have a word to sell, another story to tell, another timepiece ringing the bell
Step 26: Hear the clock stop when you reach the end
Step 27: Know it must be neverending
Step 28: Comprehend if you can
Step 29: Pretend to understand
Step 30: Resemble a fool
Step 31: Although you're only a man

⛥ E̵̡̨̛̛̗͖̳̻̫̲̯̠͇̜͕̤̻̮̰͎͍̓̈́́͛́͗͂́͆́̊̐̀̇̏̓̃̚͘͝͝͝͝L̴̢̧̨̡͍̭͎̹̫̭̼̩̥͙̞̰̺̞̜̭̀͌̀̀̿̿͜͜I̶̢̭̟̫̭̰̙͚͍̱̘̹͗̽͂͐̓͜͝͝ͅM̶̡̢̞̤̗͙͔͙̜͍̱͍̮̘̤̙̃̃̉̊̄͆͗̆͌̇̒́̎͛̀͠͠S̶̮̝͍̠͖̼͎̜̩̺̠͔̔͑̂̒̇̀̐̓͛́̓͗̋͛̽̊̾̒̌̃͗̇͜͠͝ ̸̭̞͈̳̠̘̘̩̘͍̪̫͍̃͐͒̅̉̎̑̆͑͐͘D̶̢̹͙̦̺͇͙̥̬͚͉̩̪̼̳͎͙̫̣̣̫̀̓̔̈́͊̈́̍̔͛̋͆̊̂̑͑̕͝N̵̩̠̝̳͚͈̱͈͈̊̐̊̓͊̈̉͂̈́͗̍͝͠Ą̵̨̫͖͙̹͉̳̥̹̝͕̫̭̭̦͖͙͍̪͚̬͓̜͎̓̽̀̅̋͗̂̑͋̚̕ ̸̡̧̤̘͈͇̹̥̮̪̟̪͎̰̹̌̇̇̓͗̑̂̄̆̀͗́́̔̾̓͒̚͜͜͝ͅͅP̷̛̹͈̻̮̯̅̅͂Ṷ̷̢̗̝͔̠̤͍͓̼̫̪̊̈́͊ ̸̯͚͇̟͕͉̜̔̓́͐̑̄̏̕̚T̶̢̢̧̗̳̙̯̞̭̜͈̻̰͍̺̪̙̪̈́͊́̓ͅI̵̭̞̩̖͇̙͖̝̤̬͓͍̠̖̯͕̙̪͇̬͗͂͐̉͊͋̒̿͛̂̓̈́͘͝͠͝͝ ̵̋̃̀́̐̎̀ͅE̸̡͕̗̣̩̪͉͚̣̘͂͛͗̊̌͊͆͂̿̓̈͗̕ͅV̴͇̞̮̞̈́̈́͑̽͜͜Í̵̢̢̢̝͓̼̩͙͍͓͈̼̤̪̝͍̳̪͍̼̪̙̮̑̌̐͑̇̂̑̍̎́̕̚G̴̡̢̧̛͎͚̲̗̻͚̮̰̣̖̖̰̳̪̯̦̻͉̗̣̿̎́̒͆̓͛̾͌̇̇̄̚ ̸͙̘͖̳̰̟͔̜̞̳̳̓Ơ̶̡̢̧͕̻̘̲̻͉͕̬̩̪̳̳̩͂̈͗̆͜ͅͅS̷̺̩̟͚̼̍̄͒̃̈́͝ ☠

Step 32: Understand, mechanical hands
Step 33: You are the ruler of everything in the end
Step 34: Without looking down, gliding around like a bumbling dragon, fly
Step 35: Scrape your face on the sky Oh no no oh yeah
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Feb, 25, 2005 Ruler Of Everything Incident

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## Known Rulers of Everything

The first Ruler Of Everything was killed by Anger when he did the first Existence Reset.

A trollge managed to become a Ruler of Everything, but was killed by Anger during the Reset.

Big Floppa was a Ruler of Everything, but eventually ceased this due to fear of being destroyed like the last two.

## Abilities

They have every ability that will exist, won't exist, already existed, and ones never even thought of, however at the cost of being weaker than Chuck Norris and Anger