LAGOM

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##### "It is a virtue to become an inorganic body that is easy to assemble and carry, and I am training with the aim of being stored as a stylish interior in God's house someday."

LAGOM is the god of storage from the game Mindhack, it is the main focus of the LAGOM cult that ivrig is apart of, while it is unknown just how many members are in the LAGOM cult it is presumably quite a large following since the cult uses the fear of the fatal error returning in order to get members to join, however the cult is supposedly tricking its members to give away money

the official way of praying in the LAGOM cult as said in the game by ivrig is to act like chair essentially to quote

" *the sole good deed we can do with our impure meat bodies for the inorganic god…is to offer out bodies as cushions!!* "

[1] the official levels of furniture in the LAGOM cult go as the following, with beds being on top and Miscellaneous goods being on the bottom

[Bed, dining table] ※Top level

[Sofa]

[Chair, work desk]

[Shelves, etc.] ※Ivrig is here

[Lighting equipment]

[cloth]

[Kitchen utensils]

[Tableware]

[Miscellaneous goods] [Photo frame, aroma candle, etc.]

[2] a member of the LAGOM cult will have a haori that represents their class of believer based on the doctrine of "becoming God's furniture".

looking at ivrig’s haori he has four collars which are meant to represent the legs of desks and cabinets.

The shape of the haori varies depending on the type of furniture meaning the different members would supposedly have different kinds of designs.

[3] translation of Ivrig’s rambles from when he was supposedly in the LAGOM cult:

[Google translate was used so translations may not be 100% accurate!]

> "My name is Ivrig, LAGOM God's faithful inorganic cabinet.
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> Today, I, the preacher ordered by God, will preach the teachings of the LAGOM cult to you.
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> The God LAGOM who saves us is the ultimate inorganic God!
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> As you all know, human beings are born with flesh, and the flesh has a spirit. However, that spirit is what threatens the world on a daily basis.
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> Modern society is full of all kinds of evil thoughts and deceptions. All people should be equal, and it should be a society where all people can live comfortably. This is the common sense of human life in modern times. Let's live with a caring heart for our neighbors. That's the slogan of world peace...
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> But look back on the folly of recent history! International issues, the gap between rich and poor, discrimination based on natural talent. It's obvious that it's hard to say that it's very solved.
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> Evil insects gather in such frailty, and they become a demon king in a flock. You know that the existence that society should truly fear is the demon king. As long as a person is a creature with a spirit, the world will never move away from the threat of the demon king!!
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> Oh, you're a stupid person!!
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> But I'm here to accept you as a cabinet.
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> Among those who have a weak heart, there will be those who are getting to this truth on their own.........
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> Yes!! If each of us abandons our hearts and becomes inorganic, we can save the world from the demon king!!!
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> We, the LAGOM cult, are opening the wide open door for those who "got" that "awareness".
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> For those of you, I would like you to grab our handle without hesitation and hang it on the hanger rack at the door!
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> No, no, I understand what you want to say. Having said that, where is that handle?
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> I want you to feel at ease. The way to the teachings of the LAGOM cult is shown right next to you.
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> We are preparing opportunities day and night to reach out to lost organic matter like you! Yes, it's an exchange meeting like this place today.
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> For example, recently, we regularly hold brass band concerts, seminars to encourage inorganic thinking, and dinner parties where you can learn the manners of fashionable table sets.
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> With these events, we hold a small exchange meeting and lead people who have gained "awareness" to the teachings of LAGOM God. If you are a person who hides the Phillips driver of faith in your heart, you should know it as soon as you visit.
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> Well ... if you have decided to believe in in inorganic, let me tell you that you will step on the stairs next.
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> The LAGOM cult has a headquarters, but only God-chosen furniture is allowed to store it. In other words, it is a king-size bed for a good night's sleep, a surround audio set with a radio, and a great walk-in closet. THEY ARE A NOBLE SERVED IN THE HOUSE OF LAGOM GOD AT THE BEGINNING, AND THEY WILL PREMIERE GOD'S WORDS TO OUR SERVATIONS.
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> Believers like me who have not yet reached the state of carrying and folding will wait for the day when they can become the furniture of God's house while working hard at the branches of the LAGOM religious community in various places.
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> It means that in a place isolated from a distorted spirit, living under one roof with an apostle with the same faith, they work hard against each other.
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> It's okay! The share house of the LAGOM cult is full of homey and friendly compassion!
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> Come on, Son of Man, let's abandon our hearts together and become inorganic!
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> LAGOM Let's follow God's teachings and wait for the day when it will be stored in God's house!
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> Fufufu .........Fortunately, just now, there is a space for one person in our share house ...!
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> Oh.........where are you going?
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> Wait, wait, don't go home, was it hard to understand? I'll explain in more detail!
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> Let's talk about LAGOM God's salvation! God's... right?
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> My friend! Don't go home! Wait a minute!! Wait!!"
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References:

1. https://mindhack.xyz/archives/2033
2. https://mindhack.xyz/archives/3795
3. https://mindhack.xyz/archives/2989