Edvin

> "A small price to pay for salvation" - Edvin on the murder of Wilbot MacGayver
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Edvin Jonsson, also known as "Eggi Eggskal" or more casually known as "Egg", is the resident egg of the server and also serves as the protagonist, deuteragonist, and the tritagonist of the server at the same time. In some arcs however, Edvin tends to take on the role of the antagonist, such as the Battle of the Bröder arc. He became the selfproclaimed "poster boy" of asko o gänget when he hatched and has played an essential role in molding the server. He is part of the elite group Judetinget and is also the founder and leader of several anti-establishment organisations, such as Lillebror HQ and Klan Border Watch. He is frequently targeted for his meme ability, as well as his height, and therefore possesses the most roles out of all the members of asko o gänget. Some may say that he is the creation of John, but no one truly knows the credibilty of this meme. Edvins goal in the server is to stop the oppression of the little brothers and bring balance to the server.

## Edvin Jonsson

### Aliases

Guac Merchant, Mupp, Dindu, Harambe, Björn, Liten Apa, Genebarn, Keemstar,KKKeemstar The Grand Dragon Muppmeister, Meme, Goyim, Eddiboi, Negrito Pygmy, Eddilicious, Kackerlacka, Egg, EggBot, PeggBot, Speedy Peggbert, Jashel Goldmeyer, Shishel Barenbaum, Ebbe, Ebin, Lord Farquaad, The Man Who Was Cucked To Death, Shabbos Goy, Snorkuk Skogsollon, Volbeat-entusiast, Lillis den Lille Portugrisen av Portugal, Det Kläckta Egget, Tander, Kazoomer, Nibbelback, Negerplutt, Lee LePlutt, Eggi Handgranat, beroende, Judisk Nazisism, Shulker, Bampo, Judetomte, Coomskin, Robert Gustafsson, Nemo, "Stolen valor"-Coomer, Emil

### Affiliation

Asko o gängetJudetinget

Lillebror HQ

Klan Border Watch

Funny Guy

Smörknivsgang

Ligglegend

### Occupation

EggMeme

Poster boy (self proclaimed)

Judetinget ledamot

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

I en soptunna, i en källare, under en flygplats, i typ Polen eller hur det nu var?

## History

### Nomad Years

After having escaped John's unexpected ambush during Barnvagnsincidenten in the mythical realm of Gimåt. Edvin began his life in the mortal realm called Örnsköldsvik. Thus began "The Nomad Years", a period in which Edvin simply existed. Not much is really known about Edvin during these years except for him wandering around the schoolyard thinking about his place in life. But there are many stories told of those who did encounter him during his 6 year long wandering back and forth at Örnsköldsskolan. With some depicting him as a fat nerd with a dream and others as a white Bruce Lee with the intelligence of a demigod, not much could be accurately retold of these years due to the lack of actual sources and written recordings, thus we leave the interpretation open ended on the readers part. However, most sources claim this is where Edvins passion for music originated.

### Sörlidenskolan

"Abow bror jag gittade så fort jag kunde" - ancient translation of Edvins heartwarming goodbye to Sörlidenskolan into blattenslang.

## Appearance

Edvin looks like a straight edge, hippie cowboy from the 70s with his medium long blonde hair and his abnormal beard growth. He walks around with his trademark round, battered up glasses and always wears jeans with some funky ass patterned shirt. He wears a striking resemblance to multiple popular historical figures and fictional characters, such as John Lennon and Zeke Yeager.

### Height

The issue of Edvins height is a common topic in asko o gänget. Some say he is short for being under 170 cm, while some say that he is a 193 cm hulking mass of destruction towering over his opponents in the courtroom as he smashes their facts with the truths of the universe.

> "Lystring alla med rollen @Lillebror
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> Viva la resistance" - Edvin Jonsson, rallying his troops during the Battle of the Bröder
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## Personality

### Mental Illness

Edvin may seem "cringe" or "bluepilled" but he is as based as they come. Edvin suffers from superiority and inferiority complex at the same time. This results in him believing that he is the victim in most situations but at the same time he sees himself as the pinnacle of humanity, referring to himself as a "literal memegod" in a lot of situations. He also struggles with being a depressed gamer boy who projects onto fictional characters, but often disregards this by claiming that he is the greatest NEET in world history by doing absolutely nothing productive at all. All. Day. Long.

## Relationships

### Family

#### John

John and Edvin go way back, unfortunately, having been lifelong rivals since that one time John pushed Edvin out of the stroller. John also harasses him daily by patting him on the head and calling him "Jijjebjoooj" in a deragotory manner, as well as using Edvin's room as a waiting room for whenever the bathroom is occupied or when he is waiting for the microwave to be done. These actions have led to Edvin calling out John as BM many a times but all have failed since John studies law and is impossible to beat in an argument, something Edvin fails to realise and/or admit.

#### Lelle Modig

Edvin's brother from another mother. This fucker was Edvin's first real friend, sadly, and he participates in all the lillebror rallies that Edvin holds, although he has recently been more and more inactive since he is currently in the army. Lelle and Edvin have a very "on/off" friendship where at times they are like glue and other times they don't even talk to eachother. This is mostly due to the fact that Lelle sometimes thinks a lot with his manly parts.

### OGs

#### Joel

The duo of Binko and Bampo first bonded during The Roast of Wilbot MacGayver and since then they have been at the peak of memeing in asko o gänget. Edvin refers to Joel as the "Funniest lad he have ever met" and tends to take notes whenever Joel says something quoteable. This epic duo of gaymers, together with Ludvig, made up the core of asko o gängets Rainbox Six team and used to be professional Battlerite players back in the 90s, when they carried the economy on their shoulders. Joel and Edvin together makes up the majority of the meme economy. One of their most recent adventures was when they went south with Fjedjik and Isak to find "bögen" in Smögen.

#### Kasper

Once upon a time Edvin fell of the roof and left Kasper to die. While falling of Edvin shouted his sympathy at his comrade who then clutched the round and this sums up their friendship perfectly. The two have played many a co-op games together and have always fed eachother food for thought with their political views. This dynamic mentioned in the previous sentence have propelled the struggle of the little brothers greatly.

#### Viola

Viola, as a lot of the other members of asko o gänget, is Edvin's mother. However, Edvin is her only daughter for some reason and is therefore gayn't, which is a fact that Edvin thinks about daily. They share an abusive relationship where they shout offenisve slurs at each other to express their gratitude for the others disturbing presence. Other than that, Viola is one of the few female-like beings that Edvin knows and he regrets this daily.

#### Wilbot

Wilbot is Edvin's old ragtag partner. They used to go through everything together and were inseperable up until the Simpcident of April 2017. That was the moment Wilbot went rogue and became corrupted by his evil tendencies. Everyone thinks that Wilbot disappeared after being corrupted but he has been sneakily manipulating Judetinget ever since it's founding and it's highly believed by the people that only Edvin posses the talents to stop him. Edvin still prays that the golden days of buddy cop-esque action with his former partner will return, but right now. It's looking real grim.

> "I miss this lil' neighbor like you wouldn't believe it." - Edvin on the topic of Wilbot
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#### Fjedjik

When Edvin was an autistic little child nomad, he met this other autistic little boy. The two continued to get to know each other and after a while Edvin got his newfound friend hooked on the drug "League of Legends". Fjedjik has been addicted ever since and Edvin, out of guilt for his friends addiction, also got addicted for the sake of friendship. They recently went on a pilgrim journey with Isak and Joel to find "bögen" in Smögen

### Little brothers

#### Chrille

Chrille and Edvin have known eachother for a long time, but their friendship didn't really bloom until a couple of years back when Chrille earraped Edvin. Edvin then invited him over to Lillebror HQ and now they are both hooked on mlg compilations and heroin.

#### Klas

> "Yeah, you tell 'em, Klas! you tell 'em!" - Edvin as soon as Klas utters a word
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Other than this quote they both share libertarian tendencies and being targets of similar oppression related to their short stature. No step on snek.

#### William

Edvin and William got to know each other in the fall of 2017 when William told Edvin that he wanted to offer him virgins as human sacrifices while rocking back and fourth in a rocking chair, and everything went south from there. This far-right extremist duo of radicals with the dynamic of a gigachad Pinky and a careless Brain have exceeded every expectation that has ever been placed upon them. From robbing a bank to committing genocide, the two of them have done it all. As well as being the peak of polar opposites. William is the only person in the history of the world to have ever persuaded Edvin to pick up a bad habit again, he acheived this while lusting over the popular form of self-torture, League of Legends.

#### Borg

Borg, also known as Lucas, claims to be Edvin's ex-lover but Edvin denies all those claims. Especially since Lucas brought upon many revolutions to the realm of asko och gänget where Edvin is a highly popular counsellor. Because of his social status, Borg often mistakes Edvin for being head of state which is not the case.

### Ludvig

The combo of Edvin and Ludvig is an unstoppable duo also know as "The Other Goys", which is also the name of their buddy cop movie premiering in the summer of 2022. Together with Joel they make up not only the core of asko o gängets Rainbow Six team but also the new triforce of retardation, a term that Edvin coined while writing this to describe the triple threat ballsack splitting outlaws. Recently however, Edvin and Ludvig have moved to the horror genre of hardcore gaming, while Joel is hardstuck Gold in League of Legends.

### Big brothers

#### Emil

Despite being one of the Funny Guys, Emil is one of Edvin's worst enemies. No more, no less. They are equally stupid. But in a variety of differing ways. Edvin, like most people of Noggendoggen, constantly clown upon Emil for his speech impairment.

#### Max

Edvin refers to Max as "the Sin of Wrath" whenever something gets on his nerves. Other than this, the two share an equally dumb love of source filmmaker videos and get along fairly well despite being of opposite bros.

#### Isak

Isak and Edvin have shared quite a few adventures and consider each other as friends. However, that friendship has been on the verge of ending multiple times since Isak completed Pokémon Shield before Edvin. The two along with Fjedjik and Joel recently made their way down south to catch "bögen" in Smögen.

#### Gurra

Gurra and Edvin are the creators of the first smörkniv and consequently they have ventured through alot of differing buisness ventures such as the renowned Dvärgporrstudio. Apparently, because of their unrivaled entrepreneurship, they share a good understanding of how the vikings conquered the new world. They also played a lot of American Football with orcs growing up and are the only funny guys of the Funny Guy community.

### Björn, the Forbidden One

> "We don't talk about Fight Club" - Edvin when asked about the "Forbidden One"
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