Churan

The State of Churan (Churanian: Nesgaicharis Ciuraín) is a country located between the North Pacific Ocean and the mountains in the northwest of California. It's capital is Guamuston, and it's capital is Chermechia. It's official language is English, although a creole language called Churanian is spoken in some areas.

## History

### Pre-History

The history of Churan started when the humans stepped and lived as nomads on the mountains in the north-central part of Pangea over 30 thousand years ago.

### Colonial history

The land on which is now Churan has been taken by the Spanish people as part of the Crown of Castille in the 1600's. On the land they have made a trading post there, which was then taken down by a hurricane in the 1700's. It was a deserted land until the apparition of the United States in the 1800's, when the Wiyot people had been slaughtered by them and thus made a town there, called Yurok.

### Current history

   An american oppositor called Steve Narnit had been asking the people living on the cities of Eureka and McKinsleyvile, along with the cowboys that lived in the Californian hills, to found a nation called Churan. The First Declaration of Independence was made in 1969, and they renamed the land as Chermechia. As soon as the mayor of Eureka contacted the U.S. Agency about a new nation, they had been having a declaration of war, which led to the founding of the Churanian Armed Forces in 1970, with it's first leader being Vicky Swell.

The Churanian War of Independence had been divided into several wars, the most known being three, the Battle of Humboldt Hill, which was the first victory for the American forces after killing one of Vicky's sons, the Battle of Random Vista, which was another victory of the Churanians and the death of the last Mayor of Eureka, Jason Destiny, and the one that gave Churan the status of a nation, the Battle of Woe-is-Me, which had been settled in the little town of the same name. It was started by the cowboys who had lived in that area and women who supported the independence of the nation, against approx. 48 American troops. The Second Declaration of Independence has been held in the city of Guamuston, by a law made by the salesman Eddie Willingworth, and it was signed by the Mayor of California and Swell herself.

In the capital, Guamuston, there was a blackout for 2 months in 1997, which led to a economic decline and a national light problem, and the failed restoration of a power plant, which led to approximately 90 deaths. This was solved in July 1998, when some inversionists had been building a new power and electricity plant in the former installations of a high school.

A riot has been started in the city of Chermechia in 2001, not only because they don't want to paid on the mininum wage, but because one of Stellaris Corporation's most believable workers, Greg Samford, has been assasinated by a group of criminals. The police tried to revoke the riot, but then they retreated until the First Lady of the nation, Paulette Hothard, had been establishing plans to reactivate the economy.

In 2015, the elections on Churan had been one of the most controversial of them all, because one of the candidates, Bill Nickerie, also known as the Churanian Trump, has been elected president. Some say that the votes have been rigged by workers and their friends, and during the government, he tried to ban the Churanian language, which was one of their identities.

The first indigenous hospital, Miga Bajoin National Indian Hospital, has been built in New Ends, in the state of Vicious, and it was the first hospital to not be confected by the government.

On the last year of Nickerie's submission, Willis Clad, the founder of the newest party in Churan, Alliance Now, has been elected president of the nation.

## Economy

Churan's main resources are wooden materials, which are used to build vehicles similar to those that the cowboys of Texas used. Other resources are minor, such as water, gold and the nickel. A mining site, which is relatively small, is on the city of The Magellan, in the state of Big Sien.

Churan's currency is the mist. A mist is divided into one, two, four or six values. A former mist that has a value of one million has been sent to people in the 1970's.

## Culture

Churan's culture is mostly derived from the American one, but with a native touch. The outlaw culture is one of the most well-preserved cultures in the nation, and over 64% of the people derive themselves as cowboys.

The National Ranchout Festival is held yearly every second week of August in the city of Guamuston, and many of the people living in the micronation celebrate it with tending of animals and country traditions.

One of the national music variation of Churan is the Socketspitter, also known by short as Socky, which is a type of country music, but taken literally, and mostly fast or slow, but never in a perfect pace. One of it's songs, "Oh Ma Widow", by Rick Widgens has been one of the most popular socketspitter songs in the country. Other popular songs include "My Jennifer", "Waddle, Big Piggy, Waddle", and "Livin' in da Court". There are also songs in the Churanian language which have that type of, but the majority of them are bound to listen more to a completely different music type known as "nujana", which is a type of music which is played with a soft guitar and three variations of drums.

Churan's most valuable art is the "Suffolk Bridge" painting, which was painted in 1971 following a festival that was held in the city of Basin, in the state of New Reveal. The flag of Churan has it's art as a symbol in the flag.

Churan's national sport is Field Hockey, although association football, despite being a growing sport, has a big audience in the country, especially for the Churanian native people.

## Subdivisions

Churan is divided into 15 states.

* Armadillo (Trust)
* Big Sien (The Magellan)
* Cahanna (Woodwick)
* Claire (San Caballo)
* Democracy (Narniton)
* Institutal State (College Ville)
* Macha Raiba (Parágomo)
* Neutral State (Chermechia)
* New Reveal (Green Snakes)
* Nickot (Libertyoverallville)
* Northern Barriers (Patrick's Point)
* Redneck (Cadard)
* The Hedges (Guamuston)
* Western Boot (Westpost)
* Vicious (Armpits)

## Symbols

Churan's flag was confected by Stephen Magrosa in the 1970's, and it replaced the former flag, which was a tricolored vertical flag of red, green and white. The flag contains two lines of green and one of white, with a black flag which has a symbol similar to the Suffolk Bridge painting.

Churan's anthem is The Gentile, which is set to the same tune as the German song, "Der Wacht am Rhein".