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## Prologue: A (Not So) Grand Return (aka we were too lazy to come up with a title and just reused the story's name)

Sooooo... stuff happened. OKAY SUPER FAST CATCHUP OF THE LAST TWO YEARS SINCE ANYTHING HAPPENED basically Billybob left and everything started getting weird Spike Hike and his new staff took over Club Penguin and is the government then weird stuff happened oh yeah and takeovers were things so then everyone went to the past and then back to the present and then there was Herbert and then Tusk and ninjas and all dat good stuff and then they took away tons of parties and then they went to the past a year after they went to the past which is in the past now wow isn't that weird then a few months later they went to the FUTURE and MUPPETS WERE A THING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME but that was before they went to the future in the present which is now the past so yeah and SASQUATCH also the EPF was lame and didn't do anything the entire year for some reason because Herbert was apparently too lazy to do anything that entire year blame the puffles I guess SO NOW that takes us to November 2014 when **shtuffz happens**.

Shy Guy: Did I get everything? I think I got everything. Yeah I got everything.

Goomba: Dood nobody can read that .\_.

Shy Guy: SHADDUP I'M THE KEWLEST AUTHOR

Shy Guy pushes a button and summons some random dood.

Dr. Octogonapus: DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Goomba gets blasted away by deh LAZORZ and Dr. Octogonapus explodes cuz bananas.

Shy Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY to the story

ONE B~~R~~ORING DAI IN CHILL'S IGLOO...

Chill: I'm board :C

Chill gets his Spy Phone and decides to call Mario. Oh, by the way, the Spy Phone is a newer model than before.

Shy Guy: Aw dangit! I DID forget stuff!

Mario: HAI

Chill: HAI

Mario: WAZZUP

Chill: I'm board D:

Mario: Wanna has an adventure liek we used to do? :3

Chill: But there's no villains since Protobot attacked us and that was in two thousand years so it doesn't count.

Mario: Well there's crabs that hijacked the Migrator

Chill: WHO CARZ Rockhopper is weird nao :D

Mario: Troo... hai wanna trade on Pokemon X? :D

Chill: Dood X is so last year I have Alpha Sapphire nao

Mario: but i dont have dat yet ;-;

Chill: orite i forgot

Mario: I'm coming to your igloo nao

Chill: Otay

Mario: HAI I'M HEAR

Chill: Wow that was fast.

Mario: IKR? :D

Chill: So... what do you wanna do?

Mario: I dunno, wanna play New Super-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Fourth Wall: I'M BACK YOU NOOBS NOW I'M GONNA GET REVENGE ON YOU FOR BREAKING ME SO MANY TIMES

Mario: yey adventure

* **VS. FOURTH WALL**

Chill: OH NOEZ I FORGOT HOW TO RPG BATTAL

Mario: MEH TOO D:

RPG Box: ...REALLY? :D

Chill: nah jk

Mario: trololololololololololololo

RPG Box: :(

Mario: nao go away

Mario shoots RPG Box with his "gum" and he flies away.

Fourth Wall: STOP IGNORING ME I DEMAND ATTENTION ;\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_;

Chill: Phine

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Fourth Wall: OW (8/10)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Fourth Wall: NO, NOT THAT-

Mario smashes Fourth Wall with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet and he falls apart.

Pile of Bricks: GRRR I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!

Chill: Wut are you gonna be the final boss again?

Pile of Bricks: MAYBE I WILL!

Chill throws the bricks into a garbage can.

Mario: Did you notice dat Fourth Wall is suddenly talking in caps lock now?

Chill: I guess... hai what's up with the green cloud outside Freddy's house?

Mario: .......I think he's polluting the air with his own breath O.o

Chill: Seems legit. Hai wanna go visit CK?

Mario: OTAY

Chill and Mario leave the igloo unaware of the TALL IMPOSING FIGURE behind them.

## Chapter 1: Castle of the Eggynog King

Chill and Mario walk up to CK's house and knock on the door.

CK: Come in :D

Chill: Wazzup CK?

CK: Deh sky :D

Chill: you stole mah thing :(

Mario: WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN ADVENTURE!1!1!1!!111!111

CK: Really? :O

Chill: I dunno. If we can find one. Although Fourth Wall showed up so dat's a good sign I guess.

CK: Well if we DO find any villains, you'll have the Eggynog King to pwn them C:

Mario: ...who?

CK: Oh I forgot to tell yew guys, I crowned myself the Eggynog King yesterday :D

Chill: Kewl

CK: Sooooo as you can see I replaced my old igloo with the blue castle one cuz kings need castles of course :D

Mario: Wut are these sculpture thingies?

CK: Ice sculpture knights but it's frozen eggynog C:

Chill: How long did it take you to do all this? O\_o

CK: Like ten minutes. The igloo editing interface makes things so quick :3

Pile of Bricks: OW!

Chill: Hai we should go see LMGT :D

Mario: But I thought he left D:

Chill: I lured him back with a plate of donuts C:

CK: Nice :D

Kammy Koopa: Nyeh heh heh hello

CK: Wat are you doing here >:O

Kammy Koopa: I came to spice everything up... WITH MAGIC!1!1!!1!!!11!11111

Kammy blasts the frozen eggynog knights with her magic wand and flies away.

Chill: ...Nothing happened?

Suddenly, ~~pineapples~~ THE KNIGHTS COME TO LIFE!

Mario: OH NOEZ

* **VS. ENCHANTED EGGYNOG KNIGHTS**

CK: As the king of eggynog I demand yew to be statues again :D

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1: nu

CK: >:O

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1: OW MY FACE (13/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1: WHY ARE OUR NAMES SO LONG (10/15)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1: YIKEZ (5/15)

Mario: I want one O\_O

*Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1 > Attacks > Eggynog Sword > Chill*

Chill: OW (10/15)

*Enchanted Eggynog Knight #2 > Attacks > Eggynog Sword > Chill*

Chill: OW AGAIN (5/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (3/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #1: OH NYOOOOOOOOOOEZ (0/15)

The knight collapses back into liquid eggynog and gets drinked by CK.

CK: Also whenever I drink eggynog in a battle I get double attack powaz :D

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #2: O\_\_\_\_\_\_O (5/15)

*Enchanted Eggynog Knight #2 > Attacks > Eggynog Sword > Mario*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #2: REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE

Mario: Ow (10/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #2: D: (3/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Enchanted Eggynog Knight #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/15)

The knight also collapses into eggnog and gets drinked by CK.

CK: I liek eggynog :3

Mario: TO LMGT'S HOUSE!1!1!!!!11!111

## Chapter 2: Bad Doodz Ahoy! Not Pirates, Btw

Chill: Well he wasn't home. Where to nao?

CK: The Pizza Parlor of course :D

HYPERSPEED RUNNING SEQUENCE

Mario: Wut happened to the Pizza Parlor o.o

Pizza Parlor Manager: Hey! The villains have flooded the Pizza Parlor.

Apple Kid: And now it's a ton of stories deep like what happened at the Halloween Party somehow except reversed!

Pizza Parlor Manager: Why are you here?

Apple Kid: Uhhhhhhhh... EAT AT JOE'S!

Apple Kid disappears in an explosion of confetti.

Pizza Parlor Manager: Stupid advertisers...

Mario: So all we gotta do is go all the way down and find LMGT :D

Chill: So basically you're saying we're going to get to the BOTTOM of this? :D

G Billy does the ba-dum \*tsk\* thing. Suddenly, crickets!

CK: So ummmmmmmmmmmmm... how do we get into deh basement?

The Pizza Parlor Manager pulls a lever which replaces the Pizzatron room with a changing curtain, a dimensional portal, and finally stairs downward.

Chill: I wanna go in deh shiny portal thingy D:

Pizza Parlor Manager: Yeah no.

Everyone goes INTO THE BASEMENT OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!1!11!!1

CK: Was that REALLY necessary? .\_.

Shy Guy: YUSS! nao shaddup im watching mickey mouse clubhouse reruns :3

Chill: deh only question is, who would wanna kidnap LMGT? D:

Everyone that isn't Chill: Funkid.

Chill: ...o

Mario: LAST ONE DOWN IS A CAKE-LOVER >:D

Chill: NUUUU

Everyone tumbles down the stairs and gets caught in a net trap.

LMGT: Doods :D

LMGT is glued to deh wall with superglue D:

WATuDOIN: Finally, after all these years I get my revenge for you ruining mah Christmas caper >:D

Funkid: @$\*#)%@)%\*@#)^&)@\*^)#\*&)\*&!

LMGT: wow rood

CK: Don't worreh guys, I'm a trained Jedi in deh force AND eggynog ( =\_=)

CK uses the Nog and everyone is freed.

Chill: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

WATuDOIN: OH NOEZ!

Funkid: %\*)^&@)\*%.

* **VS. WATUDOIN AND FUNKID**

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > WATuDOIN*

WATuDOIN: OW (18/20)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > WATuDOIN*

WATuDOIN: SHTAP ATTACKING ME >:| (15/20)

CK: Nom on dis WATuDOIN >:O

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > WATuDOIN*

WATuDOIN: o\_O (10/20)

LMGT: Yogurt :D

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > WATuDOIN*

WATuDOIN: FUNKID HALP MEH (7/20)

*WATuDOIN > Attacks > Balloon Rise*

WATuDOIN floats to the ceiling with his balloon.

*Funkid > Attacks > Swear*

Funkid: %\*)#%)#@%\*(#%\*)@(\*%)(#\*%)(\*%#)(\*)@(^\*)(^\*)(@%#)(%&)@(%)@(#&%)@(&%)&%)(@&%)#&(@)%&)!!!!!!!!!1111111111

The Party: AAAAAAAAAA (5/15)

LMGT: GET DAT FUNKID

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Funkid*

Funkid: %)#%(\*#)%\* (18/20)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Funkid*

Funkid: ^\*@^)@^)\*^@)(^\*(\*)!!! (15/20)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Funkid*

Funkid: ^\*)@#\*^()\*^)@(\*^(#\*^)@\*^)(\*^)(\* (10/20)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Funkid*

CK hits the donut with the Eggynogsaber mid-toss and it crashes into Funkid's face doing even more damage.

Funkid: That's %)\*@#)@\*%)\*@#^ man @\_\_\_@ (0/20)

WATuDOIN: WHOA! That's cheating! >:(

*WATuDOIN > Attacks > Squish > Chill*

WATuDOIN lets go of his balloon and lands on Chill's head.

Chill: OW e.o (0/15)

Mario: And nao you're doomed :D

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

WATuDOIN: Uh ohhh... (4/20)

CK: Bai bai :D

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

WATuDOIN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo (0/20)

Chill gets back up somehow cuz HP doesn't apply outside of RPG battles unless you're the villains WOW LOGIC IS WEIRD O\_o

LMGT: since when did logic exist anywai?

Shy Guy: Good point.

Dr. Octogonapus: DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Shy Guy gets blasted by lazorz.

Mario: HAI WANNA BE TROLLZ? :D

Chill: OKAI

The Party superglues WATuDOIN and Funkid to the wall and leaves.

Pizza Parlor Manager: Hey! You saved the Pizza Parlor.

Pizza Parlor Manager pushes the lever again and puts the Pizzatron back where it was, trapping WATuDOIN and Funkid even more.

LMGT: yey doodz :D

Pizza Parlor Manager: Since you guys saved the Pizza Parlor I suppose you can have free pizza.

Chill: :O

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!1!1!1!!1!!111111

Endless pizza happens :D

Mario: i'm full e.o

CK: meh too

Chill: meh three 9\_9

LMGT: Wut are you doods talking about? I'm still hungry :D

Mario: whaaaaaaaaale we should probably continue on our adventure

LMGT: awwww :(

Chill: DON'T WORREH I HAVE INVENTED A BRAND NEW THINGAMAJIGGER :D

LMGT: :O

Chill: BEHOLD, DEH BOTTOMLESS-TAKEOUT-BOX-INATOR 9001!

LMGT: :D

Pizza Parlor Manager fills the takeout box with all the pizza they have in the restaurant, with as much space left as when they started.

LMGT: THIS IS EPIQUE DOOOOOOODS

CK: Sooo... who do you wanna bring on deh adventure next?

Mario: BRUUKELUSS :D

Chill: OTAY

## Chapter 3: !pwnsome

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser: MWAHAHAAHAHA! The time has finally come to do... uh... something!

Morton Koopa Jr.: Yes, this is a great opportunity, chance, break, occas- MFFF!

Roy Koopa: SHADDUP ALREADY!

Morton Koopa Jr.: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell *me*, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Kammy Koopa: What IS our plan, exactly?

Bowser: Well you see, first we will defeat Chill and those other bozos and then turn them into bananas! Then, we will put the bananas in a fruit bowl with a bunch of apples for variety, and then we will put it on the table and it will look nice! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT! MWAHAHAHA!

Ludwig von Koopa: So what is the point of this genius plan of yours anyway Dad?

Bowser: Isn't it obvious? Once those penguins are out of the way, the authors will have no choice but to make US the main characters!

Morton Koopa Jr.: Wow Dad, that is a very Kooptacular plan, idea, method, proposa- MFFF!

Kammy Koopa: So what is the next order of business?

Bowser: Uhhhhh... I dunno. I'll think about that later. :D

Larry Koopa: Man I'm so glad we sent that old Magikoopa to mental therapy. It was so annoying hearing "cookies" every five seconds. 9\_9

Roy shocks Larry for some ~~raisin~~ reason.

Larry Koopa: BLAGIAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAGGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

*You heard the Koopa! End transmission already!*

Chill: He's naut home D:

Mario: reused plot devices ftw? :D

Brook: Hai guise :D

CK: HULLO YEW ARE BRUUKELUSS and all dat good stuff :D

LMGT: yodood

Brook: Wazzup?

Chill: We're having another adventure :D

Brook: YAYZ!

Oh yeah, another thing I forgot to mention. Sometime after Goopmajig was a thing, Brook gave up on his "I'm convinced I'm a princess" phase so now he's just a regular dude. Except that one time...

*FLASHBACK!*

Brook is wearing an Elsa dress and wig and dancing around in his igloo.

Brook: LET IT GOOOOOO! LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chill and Mario: KD

Brook: O\_O

*END FLASHBACK*

CK: !pwn Brook :D

Chill: Uhh, yew DO know LM96Bot doesn't work anymore, right?

CK: yeah... :(

Suddenly a rusted, malfunctioning LM96Bot comes out of nowhere and slaps Brook in the face with one arm.

Mario: That's the sorriest excuse for a !pwn I've ever seen O.o

LMGT: !eat Brook :D

DoodBawt flies in outta nowhere and suddenly falls to pieces.

LMGT: disrepair D:

Chill: I wonderp if BrosephBot still works

Mario: probably cuz bro's rich :D

Chill: owell, we can visit him lator and see C:

Brook: Soooooooooooooo where are we goin'?

LMGT: wherever dat crayzee shy guy takes us, of course :D

Chill: I think we should go visit Bro nao and see if BrosephBot works :D

The Party heads off to Bro's mansion while CK sketches designs for a CKBot behind them. Meanwhile, the TALL IMPOSING FIGURE (yes caps is necessary) from Chill's igloo is still watching them for some reason. Will he be relevant? I dunno.

Mario: suuuuuuuuu hao do we get to bro's mansion? it's naut even on deh island...

CK: LET'S HIJACK DEH MIGRATOR :D

Chill: But it's naut hear AND it's being hijacked already anywai

CK: o troo

LMGT: Aw man, I finished all deh pizza D:

Mario: You realize yew just ate the entire Pizza Parlor almost? O\_o

LMGT: Yup :3

Brook: Let'z hijack the Hydro Hopper instead :D

Everyone runs to the Hydro Hopper and hijacks it and starts heading for Bro's mansion.

CK: CHEEL ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING

Chill: Of course C:

*THUNK*

Chill: Oops...

Chill crashes into a buoy and everyone flies in the air and conveniently lands on Bro's lawn :D

Bro: Yo

Chill: hai vesty :D

Bro: -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-

Mario: Dis place is crayzee O\_o

Bro: Meh it's not much. I only have the mansion and discovered a gold mine.

LMGT: We came to see if BrosephBot still wurks :3

Bro: Nu I scrapped him forever ago cuz the technology was way outdated and Broseph is a lame name. :)

CK: Wutever you say Broseef

Mario: Hai didn't he get destroyed in dat Christmas adventure foreva ago?

Bro: Yea but I built a new one durr I can do that cuz I'm rich C:

Brook: Hai Bro I don't know where I got the idea from but are you rich?

Bro: yea C:

Random Duck: Hi I'm Random Duck

LMGT: ........hi?

Random Duck: I appear at random times

Random Duck disappears.

Bro: Yo!

Bro: wat

Mario: OH NOEZ THERE'S TWO BROS APOCALYPSE CONFIRMED D:

President of Dumbness: EEK IT'S THE APOCALYPSE EVERYBODY PANIC! Wait it's not the apocalypse nobody panic

CK: Which Broseef is the real Broseef? D:

Chill: Let's beat up both and find out :D

Bro: WAIT NO

* **VS. BRO AND BRO...?**

Chill: let's attack one and then the other to be efficient C:

Mario: OKAI

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Bro*

Bro: -\_\_\_\_\_\_- (13/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Bro*

Bro: ... (22/25)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Bro*

Bro: OW (8/15)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Bro*

Bro eats the donut.

Bro: \*no effect\*

LMGT: rood

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack > Bro*

Bro: @\_@ (4/15)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Brook*

Bro distracts Brook with a spaceship and then shows up in another one and LAZORZ HIM!!!1!1!

Brook: OH NOEZ (10/15)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Brook*

Brook: hai :| (5/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Bro*

Bro: ow (2/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Bro*

Bro: Ow (19/25)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Bro*

Bro: nuuuuuuu (0/15)

Chill: YEY WE DEFEATED FAKE BRO

CK: dats wut happens when you try to impersonate broseef

Bro: Well nao that we settled that wanna fly in my private jet back to CP cuz I'm rich? C:

Mario: whale since BrosephBot is scrapped otay :D

Everyone gets into Bro's private jet and flies back to CP while Bro's theme song plays over and over on a speaker.

Bro: Nu it doesn't -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-

Chill: HAI BRO LOOK OUT FOR THE-

The jet crashes into the Lighthouse and everything explodes.

Mario: WE'RE ALIVE :D

Meanwhile on the migrator...

Crab Pirate Leader: Click click! \*\_\* (Ooo pretty \*\_\*)

Rockhopper: LET ME GO YE SCALLYWAGZ

Crab #27: Click (Nah)

Yarr: :(

Goombario: Of all the times to stow away on the Migrator, I had to pick the time that Rockhopper stayed away for almost a year... again... and then got taken over by crabs D:

Goombario jumps overboard.

Goombario: Wait... I HAVE NO ARMS! I CAN'T SWIM! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Meanwhile back on CP cuz nobody cares about Goombario...

Mario: Has anyone else noticed dat this is a REALLY long chapter? o.O

Pile of Bricks: STOP BREAKING ME HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK

Shy Guy: Bananas

Suddenly, Bro flies in on his backup private jet.

Bro: GUISE THE FAKE BRO EEZ BACK!!!11!1!1!11!1!

Brook: QUIZ TIEM

The background falls out and suddenly everyone is at a quiz show place thingy.

Brook: Dis contest decides who eez DAH REAL BRO!!!!!1

LMGT: Yo Bro your private jet tastes like pizzah ^.^

Bro: o.O

Brook: Wut eez your favorite food?!? :D

Bro: Steak :3

Bro: uhhh PIE

Brook: Wut eez your favorite holiday C:

Bro: Christmas :D

Bro: Halloween >:)

Brook: FINALLY wut is your favorite movie

Bro: STAR WARZ

CK: booya

Bro: Umm... uh... Mickey Mouse Clubhouse........? :D

Brook: Now to find deh answers :D

Brook logs onto the Club Penguin Wiki and checks Bro's userpage.

Brook: THE BRO WHO ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS FIRST WINS AND THE OTHER ONE IS CLEARLY AN EEDEEOT :D

Fake Bro: NO!!!1!1!1!1!111!1 I'll defeat you all >:O

* **VS. FAKE BRO**

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Fake Bro: NOOoooOOOoOOOooooOo (33/35)

CK: Holey moldy cheese Batman :O

Batman: BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS

Batman explodes.

Shy Guy: cameos ftw

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Fake Bro: OWWWW (30/35)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Fake Bro: . . . (25/35)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Fake Bro catches the donut and eats it.

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Fake Bro: BLAGIAGAGAGAG (21/35)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Fake Bro: OW (16/35)

LMGT: Booya doodz

Fake Bro: That's it, slicks! No more Mr. Nice Duplighost! \*POOF\*

Chill: Doopliss >:O

Doopliss: YUK YUK YUK and all dat good stuff :D

*Doopliss > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Chill*

Chill: OW ROOD (10/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Doopliss: ow (14/35)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Doopliss: ow x2 (11/35)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Doopliss: ow x3 (6/35)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Doopliss: ow x4 (3/35)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Doopliss: nononononononono-

POW!!!

Doopliss: ow x5 (0/35)

Mario: YEEEEY WE BEATED DOOPLISS

Doopliss: NO WHY HOW

Doopliss transforms into a banana and flies away.

Chill: O\_o

## Chapter 4: Ooh, Seekritz

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Herbert: MWAHAHA! Finally I can take over Club Penguin by becoming Merry Walrus even though NOBODY knows what Merry Walrus is yet because it's only November!

Klutzy: ...

Herbert: On second thought that's stupid.

Herbert crumples up the blueprint for Operation: Take Over Club Penguin By Becoming Merry Walrus Even Though Nobody Knows Who Merry Walrus Is and tosses it into his overflowing ~~recycle~~ garbage can (because he's a REBEL).

Herbert: Ugh... what should I do next...

Protobot: HERBERT I RAN OUT OF PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES '~'

Goomy: You stole my face! The nerve of some people... '~'

Toad: MY LINE! '\_'

Herbert bonks Protobot on the head.

Protobot: ;~;

Klutzy taps one of Herbert's many surveillance cameras that he uses to spy on CP. Wow, creepy O.o

Herbert: Hey those guys are adventuring again >:O MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Klutzy, this is the most GENIUS PLAN I HAVE EVER CREATED!

Herbert falls down in the mud somehow even though they're inside of a cave. yey detailz

Herbert: Grrr...

*END TRANSMISSION*

Suddenly everyone is at the Coffee Shop, drinking smo0thies and all that.

CK: I miss the Hyper Coffee Penguin Force :(

The Party: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE

Chill: Waitor, six coffees plz :3

Invisible Waitor: I still don't exist though :(

Everyone except Invisible Waitor: We still don't care though!

Invisible Waitor gives everyone invisible coffee.

CK: Why are yew still lame you had like three years to get not lame!

Invisible Waitor: BECAUSE I DON'T EXIST!!1!1!!1!1!111111 wow rood

Mario: .........dorp :]

LMGT: so um wut are we gonna do nao?

Chill: idk

Suddenly, the Coffee Shop door swings open and in walks...

Shy Guy: BAHAHAHA cliffhanger :3

***To be continued...***

LMGT: ...

LMGT nomz the to be continued shtuff.

The Party: JOHNNY?!??!!!?!?!?!?!?

Johnny: Hey guys

Bro: Yo B)

Chill: Where have you been? You disappeared forever ago O.o

Johnny: Ummmmm... I don't really know. All I remember is falling out of the sky in front of the town without any of my items.

Mario: but where did yew get those clothes den D:

Brook: Yeah those are RARE O\_o

Johnny: In a dumpster out the back of the Gift Shop.

LMGT: Dat seems logical doods. It feels like they're getting rid of everything from teh 2011 and earlier dayz :(

Chill: too troo

Meanwhile on the other end of the Coffee Shop, Bowser is spying on The Party in an ***\*\*\*INCREDIBLY SWEGGY OUTFIT\*\*\****

Bowser: Waitor get me some coffee!1!1!1!

The Invisible Waitor pours Bowser some invisible coffee, but Bowser's outfit is ***SO. DANG. SWEGGY.*** that it causes the coffee to magically exist :D

Invisible Waitor: Can you make me exist too? :D

Bowser: No now go away.

Invisible Waitor: :(

Suddenly KABOOM!!!1!111!!!!!11!11!1!111

Protobot: HAI ITS FRED!!!!!!

Brook: What eez with the chipmunk voice?!?

Herbert appears out of nowhere and bonks Protobot's dome thingy with a hammer and explodes.

Protobot: Oh gewd I has my normal voice back :D ANYWAI I HAVE COME TO DEFEAT YEW ALL!!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!111!1!1!

DUN DUN DUMB!!!!!

Protobot: TO DO SO I HAVE INSTALLED NEW GADGETS THAT I BUILT MYSELF FROM VARIOUS GADGETS IN HERBERT'S LAIR I CALL THEM PANCAKE CANNONS!

Meanwhile back in Herbert's lair...

Herbert: KLUTZY! What happened to the microwave?!?!

Klutzy: Click click (I dunno)

Wheel-Bot: I think Protobot took it apart sir

Snow-Bot picks up a trash can and dumps what's left of the microwave onto the floor along with McDonald's wrappers and an empty slushie cup.

Herbert: Remind me WHY I rebuilt that bumbling bucket of bolts again?

Jet-Bot: idk

Back at deh Coffee Shop...

Protobot's claws retract back into his arms and two cannon looking things come out.

Bowser: Time to get out of here!

Bowser runs out the back door of the Coffee Shop and zooms away in the Swegmobile.

Quacker: PROTOBOT!!!! Can I have your autograph?

Protobot smacks Quacker away back out the door of the Coffee Shop.

* **VS. THE ULTIMATE PROTOBOT 10,000**

Protobot: HERBERT WILL BE SO HAPPY WITH ME ONCE I FINISH YOU GUYS OFF :D

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Protobot: That was nothing... HAHAHA PANCAKES (48/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Protobot: Okay that hurts a little bit BUT WAIT I'M A ROBOT AND I CAN'T FEEL PAIN ADVANTAGE :D (45/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Protobot: ow D: (40/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Protobot: OOH DONUTS (37/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Protobot: no dents plz (33/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Protobot: WHOA NOW (28/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

A car flies out of the sky and smashes into Protobot.

Protobot: YIKEZ (23/50)

Mario: Bring on deh pancakez :D

Protobot: You'll be sorry you ever made fun of pancakes >:O

*Protobot > Attacks > Pancake Cannons > Bro*

Protobot shoots a mixture of pancake mix and pancakes of Bro, quickly knocking him out.

Bro: NOOO MY MONEY (0/15)

Brook: YAYZ

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Protobot: D: (21/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Protobot: AHHH SHTAP (18/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Protobot: '~' (13/50)

Goomy: You stole my face! The nerve of some people '~'

Toad: You stole my catchphrase! The nerve of some people '\_'

Mario: but you're a pokemon hao can yew talk D:

Goomy: uh.. Goomy '~'

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Protobot: AAHHHHHH!!111!! (10/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Protobot: mumu (6/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Protobot: Critical error... systems failing... RESORTING TO FINAL ATTACK OF DOOM! (1/50)

Protobot backs up and launches a mega pancake attack at everyone, but Mario throws A Random Pebble towards Protobot at the last second.

A Random Pebble: ...

A Random Pebble bonks Protobot in the face.

The Party: AAAAAAA (0/15)

Protobot: NOOOOOOOO (0/50)

Protobot falls over and explodes and destroys the entire Coffee Shop. But The Party is revived so it's okay :D

Invisible Waitor: \*cough\* Aw man... time to get a new job...

Invisible Waitor heads toward the Pizza Parlor.

Johnny: So um... that was a thing I suppose

## Chapter 5: The Chapter Where All The Dorpy People Appear

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

???: ...and don't goof it up like last month!

Polo Field: Y-yes sir...

*END TRANSMISSION*

Shy Guy: Wow that was really lame. BONUS TRANSMISSION!1!!!!1 :D

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser: MWAHAHAHAHA! I have come up with a NEW perfect plan to get rid of The Party forever! >:D

Iggy Koopa: What is it this time?

Bowser: First we will capture The Party and send them on a boat to Mexico! Then, we'll stay in a nice hotel and eat tacos, and when we're done, we'll come back and leave them there and we will become THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!!

Kammy Koopa: Why Mexico, Your Taconess?

Bowser: Ummm... cuz penguins I guess.

Random Duck: Quack.

Bowser: HEY GET OUTTA MY CASTLE!

Lemmy tries to chase Random Duck away but he disappears.

Lemmy Koopa: O\_o

*BLAGIAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!*

The Party is eating pie in the middle of nothingness.

Shy Guy: Guys it's time to get back to the story D:

Mario: But... but... pie break Q\_Q

All the pie explodes and everyone ends up at the Town.

Mario: #FireShyGuy2014

PT: Do I get to be the author? :3

Chill57181: You're fired.

Shy Guy: WAT

Chill57181: JAY KAY LAWL

Mario: Awww D:

Miron: k

Chill: OH NOEZ ITS MIRON!1!1!1 D:

Snow: Template:Rainbow yes i am

Penstubal: Wat

Brook: RUN FROM ZEE MIRONITIS!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

Snow: ಠ\_ಠ

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

Penstubal: Mironitis? Template:Rainbow

Miron: .

Snow: It's a good thing we don't have it ( ≖‿≖)

Penstubal: ikr

Meanwhile at deh Snow Forts...

Chill: I think we lost them

Brook: YAYZ

Bro: I'm gonna invent a cure for Mironitis cuz I'm rich B)

CK: Broseef helping people? :O

Bro: ...yeah you're right I better not do that.

Hat Pop: Hi I exist

CK: Lady Hat Pop :D

Mario: How did yew get hear?

Hat Pop: I've been hiding here behind this fort from Pera for the last 10 minutes.

Chill: Is he being a dorp again?

Mario: Does he ever stop KD

HAT POP JOINED THE PARTY

LMGT: Why didn't anyone else get fanfare :(

Shy Guy: cuz bananas

Bananas start raining from the sky.

Hat Pop: For the love of bunny ears .\_.

Hat gets a giant reversed umbrella that starts catching all the bananas instead of hitting The Party on their heads.

Pera: HELP ME HATPOP!

Pera clings to Hat like a magnet.

Hat Pop: 9\_9

Pera: Mario, what kind of hairstyle do you prefer?

Mario: whut

Goomy: '~'

Pera: A Random Pebble, how many tires do you like your car to have?

A Random Pebble: ...

A Random Pebble uses his powaz and flings Pera into the wilderness.

Chill: WE'RE SAVED

Miron: Template:Rainbow

The Party runs away to the Plaza and hides inside the Stage.

Quacker: Quack ಠ‿ಠ

Quacker: Quack ಠ‿ಠ

Random Duck: Quack!

And then a Quack-off happened and everyone ran away back to the Plaza.

CK: Guise look D:

Mario: The Dorp Trio is coming O\_\_\_\_\_\_O

Suddenly an expensive looking yellow car smashes into the Pet Shop and explodes, blocking the way to the Plaza from the Snow Forts.

Miron: .

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Dorp Trio starts going to the Puffle Park.

Johnny: Whoa, that's an expensive car.

LMGT: I no rite O.O

A penguin gets out of the wreckage but he's a shadow like the Director so nobody can see him ~~EVEN THOUGH WE'RE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK~~

Brook: WHO EEZ IT!?!?

The shadow walks forward and it's seekritly Slender

Mario: o it's just slender

Slender: :| I'm gonna defeat you guys

Chill: but y

Slender: Because I want to.

Chill: o ok

* **VS. SLENDER**

Suddenly Slender has tons of expensive looking gadgets.

LMGT: Where'd ya get all dat epique stuff O.o

Slender: I bought it cuz I'm rich

Slender: Not anymore

Slender somehow steals all of Bro's gold.

Bro: I'm poor Q\_Q

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Slender: Ouch (78/80)

Mario: DAT HP THO O.O

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Slender: ... (75/80)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Slender: ... (70/80)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Slender: ... (67/80)

LMGT: wut about mah turn D:

Shy Guy: ...oops

Bro: FOR BEING RIIIIIIIIIIIICH

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Slender: <insert something that's not ... here> (62/80)

Shy Guy: Ooooooooops

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Slender: AHHHHH (57/80)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Slender: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow (52/80)

Hat Pop: ^.^

Slender: NOW I WILL USE MY AWESOME GADGETS OF DOOM

Mario: liek protobawt in the last chapter?

Slender: Well uh kind of

Mario: so you're saying you're completely unoriginal

Slender: Well uh I HAVE A LASER YOUR POINT IS INVALID

Chill: Lazor\*

Dr. Octogonapus: DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Dr. Octogonapus lazors Slender for being unoriginal.

*Slender > Attacks > LAZOR CANNON*

The cannon explodes in Slender's face.

Slender: e.o (47/80)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Slender: ... (45/80)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Slender: ... (42/80)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Slender: ... (37/80)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Slender tries to catch the donut in his mouth but it hits him in the face anyway.

Slender: >\_< (34/80)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Slender: ... (30/80)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Slender: ... (25/80)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Slender: AHHHHHHH (20/80)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Slender: ... (15/80)

LMGT: We almost got him doods :D

Slender: Now for my ULTIMATE ATTACK!!

Chill: No...

Slender: YES!

Mario: PLZNO

Slender: YEEEEEEES!!!

CK: NOOOOOO

Slender: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*Slender > Attacks > Talk About Love Life*

The Party: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Slender: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Slender starts talking about his love life and everyone faints, but CK uses the Nog and throws Slender's crashed car at him at the last second.

Slender: WHAT NO (0/80)

CK: YESSSSSS (0/15)

The Party: we fainteded :C (0/15)

Slender faints and everyone gets revived cuz LOGIC.

Logic Breaker: I WUZ HEAR C:

Goomy: '~'

Bro steals all of his gold back.

Bro: I'm rich again B)

CK: GUISE I DID IT

LMGT: Did whut?

CK: I FINISHED CKBOT

The Party: :D

CK: Lemme test it out... !pwn Brook

Brook: O\_O

CKBot grabs Brook and throws him to the moon.

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111

RPG Box: you guys leveled up btw

Chill: OOH PRIZES

RPG Box: Chill learned Megaphone!

Chill: YUSS

RPG Box: Mario learned Machine Gum! CK learned !pwn!

CK: Booya :D

RPG Box: LMGT learned Pizza Dough! Bro learned Cuz I'm Rich! Johnny learned Techno Stuffz! Hat Pop learned Ninjaness!

Brook lands from space.

Brook: Do I get a new attack? :D

Shy Guy: Ummmmmmmmmm...

Shy Guy digs through a box of stuff and throws a baseball bat at Brook.

Brook: OWIE

Shy Guy: Use that C:

The Dorp Trio shows up.

Chill: QUICK GET TO THE NEXT CHAPTER

Miron: k

Pera: Wait... I'M IN THE NOT SO EPF UNIVERSE! GET ME OUT!

## Chapter 6: ESCAPE THE DORPS

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Herbert: Well we got Protobot back...

Klutzy: Click ka-click click (It'll take forever to repair him)

Herbert: Forget that then that'll cost way too much money! Just put him in the closet.

The Test Bots start shoving Protobot into a random closet.

Herbert: On second thought... TEST BOTS REPAIR PROTOBOT NOW!

Jet-Bot: Yessir!

The Test Bots take Protobot away to a lab area.

Herbert: Who do we attack those penguins with now D:

Klutzy: Clickity click (I'll go)

Herbert: Nah I'll find someone else to do it otherwise I'll be forever alone ;~;

Goomy: You stole my face! The nerve of some people '~'

*END TRANSMISSION*

Mario: yey we escaped from the Dorp Trio with pie break :D

A portal suddenly appears in the pie break and Pera jumps out.

Chill: GET OUTTA OUR PIE BREAK >:O

Hat Pop: Oh gawsh 9\_9

Pera: Sorry I'm just trying to abscond the universe

Mario: ...Since I dunno wut dat means, I'm gonna make up a definition for it :D

LMGT: KD

Mario: Abscond means Mironitis :D ...wait you're TRYING TO GIVE THE UNIVERSE MIRONITIS?!?

The Party: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pie break ends but Pera is still trapped in there.

Caps Lock Shayde: GOOD

Catali: Make to Miss Dorps Chapter! :(

Shy Guy: ...oops

Suddenly the Pizza Parlor explodes for no reason!!!!

Invisible Waitor: Why does every place I work at get destroyed >.<

Invisible Waitor runs towards the Puffle Hotel after seeing a flier that says "WE NEED A BELLHOP FOR SUM RAISIN COME APPLY 2DAI"

Mario: RIP Puffle Hotel

Suddenly a giant hot air balloon rises from under where the Pizza Parlor was somehow.

WATuDOIN: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!

Funkid: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE, %#)\*@%)#\*^)@#(^()@#^&)@#!

LMGT: Dat's the longest I've ever heard Funkid naut swear O.o

WATuDOIN: TO- hey wait where are we going

The balloon keeps going up and up towards space.

WATuDOIN: AHHHHHHHHHH! WE NEED OXYGEN TO SURVIVE!

Funkid: #%)@\*^@%\*@).

Catali: MAKE TO BALLOON!

Catali somehow builds a cartoony, colorful spaceship and follows WATuDOIN and Funkid's balloon.

Hat Pop: Why did that just take place? O\_o

Suddenly the Dorp Trio appears!

Miron: k

The Party: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Party starts running towards the Snow Forts, but a wall of glue blocks their way somehow.

Chill: TO DEH FOREST

The Party runs towards the Forest but get blocked by the Fourth Wall.

Mario: THE FOURTH WALL IS BAK D:

LMGT: O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Miron: k

Fourth Wall: THAT'S RIGHT I'M BACK WHILE I WAS IN THE DUMP I MET SOME GLUE GUY

Glue Guy: sup

Fourth Wall: AND NOW I'M GLUED BACK TOGETHER! HAHAHAHA!

Bowser: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Goombella parachutes from the sky.

Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!

Everyone except Goombella: ...

Goombella: ......... :D

Goombella explodes.

Fourth Wall: Anyway, WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Pera: Don't talk to HatPop like that

Fourth Wall: NOBODY TELLS THE FOURTH WALL WHAT TO DO! NOBODY!!!!!

Fourth Wall crushes Pera.

The Party: :D

Miron: k

* **VS. FOURTH WALL AND GLUE GUY**

Chill: are yew guys still hear D:

Snow: Template:RainbowTemplate:Rainbow

Mario: yey noo attacks time

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Fourth Wall*

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!!!111!!1!1!

Fourth Wall: OW (95/100)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: owowowowoowowowowow (90/100)

*CK > Attacks > !pwn > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (85/100)

Fourth Wall gets stuck in the vacuum of space.

Glue Guy: Uh oh

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Glue Guy*

Glue Guy: ow (45/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Glue Guy*

Glue Guy: :C (40/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich > Glue Guy*

A giant bar of gold falls on Glue Guy.

Glue Guy: OW (33/50)

Bro: I'm so rich I can use gold as a weapon B)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Glue Guy*

Glue Guy short-circuits somehow even though he's not a robot.

Glue Guy: BLAGIGAGAGAGAGAGAGG (26/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Ninjaness*

Hat turns invisible.

Hat Pop: Well I guess we know what that does now

*Miron > Attacks > Potato > Glue Guy*

Miron throws a potato at Glue Guy.

Glue Guy: Ummm... (25/50)

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

*Snow > Attacks > SPAM*

Glue Guy starts getting pushed up into the sky by all the spam and gets crushed by the top of the screen.

Glue Guy: ow (24/50)

*Penstubal > Attacks > Sword*

Pensubal swings a wooden sword around and hits Glue Guy in the face.

Glue Guy: err (23/50)

Fourth Wall lands from space but he's dizzy and can't attack. Yey !pwning ^\_^

*Glue Guy > Attacks > Glue > CK*

CK gets frozen in a glacier of glue.

CK: I CAN BREATH yey logic

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: OW (80/100)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: STOP IT (75/100)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: e.o (70/100)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: OW (65/100)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: OOH GOLD :D... OW (58/100)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: BLAIGAGAGAGAGAG (51/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Fourth Wall: NOT THE BUNNIES (46/100)

Glue Guy: oof (18/50)

*Miron > Attacks > Potato > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: ...ARE YOU SERIOUS? (45/100)

*Snow > Attacks > Spam*

Fourth Wall: what (44/100)

*Penstubal > Attacks > Sword > Fourth Wall*

Penstubal misses and hits Bro in the face.

Bro: OW (14/15)

*Fourth Wall > Attacks > Crush > Bro*

Bro: @\_@ (0/15)

*Glue Guy > Attacks > Glue > Johnny*

Johnny: D:

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: OW (39/100)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: OW! OW! OW! (34/100)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: ...really (29/100)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: OW (24/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Fourth Wall: TOO MANY BUNNIES D: (19/100)

Glue Guy: AAAAAAAAA (13/100)

*Miron > Attacks > Potato > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: CAN YOU NOT (18/100)

*Snow > Attacks > Spam > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: ... (17/100)

*Penstubal > Attacks > Sword > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: \*sigh\* (16/100)

*Fourth Wall > Attacks > Crush > Hat Pop*

Hat Pop: For the love of bunny ears @\_@ (0/15)

*Glue Guy > Attacks > Glue > Brook*

Brook: SIZZLYFOO!!!!!!!1111111111111111

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: OW (11/100)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: PLZNO (6/100)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: Q\_Q (1/100)

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

Fourth Wall: Wow this is humiliating

*Miron > Attacks > Potato > Fourth Wall*

Fourth Wall: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE (0/100)

Fourth Wall falls over.

Miron: k

*Snow > Attacks > Spam*

Glue Guy: ... (12/50)

*Penstubal > Attacks > Sword*

Glue Guy: ... (11/50)

*Glue Guy > Attacks > Glue > LMGT*

Glue Guy glues LMGT, which stops him from eating a donut he was holding.

LMGT: Aw man :(

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone*

Glue Guy: O\_O (6/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum*

Glue Guy: NO NOT LIKE THIS (1/50)

*Miron > Attacks > Potato*

Glue Guy gets hit by the potato and falls down dramatically.

Glue Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/50)

Chill: YEY WE WINNED

Some random Pokemon music plays

Gary: NEVER FEAR THE EPF IS HERE

Mario: ohai i forgot yew guys existed

The giant floating Gary .GIF file eats all of the glue, but bumps into the Puffle Hotel and it explodes.

Gary: Oops

Gary writes Puffle Hotel down on a list titled "List of Buildings To Start Construction On, Work Like A Snail, And Finish It Next Year"

Invisible Waitor: \*sigh\*

The Invisible Waitor goes to the Pet Shop.

CK: We're saved :D

Pera: GARY HELP ME ESCAPE THE NOT SO EPF UNIVERSE

Gary: ...no :D

Gary teleports away.

Pera: Q\_Q

## Chapter 7: Yey A Race :D

*VILLAIN......? TRANSMISSION*

In a cave somewhere, the TALL IMPOSING FIGURE from earlier whose name is still written in caps lock cuz bananas meets up with three other doods.

??? 1: THIS DANG THING WON'T WORK!

The dood starts hitting a squaretacular car with a wrench very awkwardly.

??? 2: XD

??? 3: o\_o

??? 4: I think you gotta do this NOODLE POWAZ

The dood smacks the squaretacular car with his noodletastic arms.

??? 1: IT'S READY!1!1!1!1!!!1!1!!1

*END TRANSMISSION*

The Party shoves the Dorp Trio into a soundproof box and locks it, then puts it inside a safe, then puts the safe in another box, and the box inside a safe, and put it in a seekrit underground room with LAZORZ

Miron: .

Snow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Penstubal: halp

Mario: bai dorp trio :D

Chill: Sooo... wut should we do nao?

CK: Drink eggnog? :D

Chill: nah

Shark: Hai guys

Hat Pop: Hai Sir :D

SHARK JOINED THE PARTY!!!

LMGT eats all the fanfares in the future cuz jealous

LMGT: yummeh :3

???: HAI NOOBZ

The squaretacular car from the transmission drives into the middle of the Ski Village.

Brook: O\_o

Herobrine: WAZZUUUUUUUUUUP

Ghost: XD

Ben: o\_o

Slenderman: i dont have a face

Herobrine: Anyway we challenge you all to a race cuz we can >:D

Chill: KEWL

Karts fall from the sky for every member of the Party except Bro, who suddenly has a professional racecar.

Bro: B)

Slender shows up in an expensive-ish, fancy-ish car.

Slender: I'm gonna defeat you all... IN A RACE >:D

Some racing music starts

Goombario: START YOUR ENGINES!

Everyone zooms off and runs Goombario over.

Goombario: ow my face

1. Bro
2. Slender
3. Shark
4. Hat Pop
5. CK
6. Mario
7. Chill
8. Johnny
9. LMGT
10. Brook
11. Creepy Four

Herobrine: HOW ARE WE ALREADY IN LAST PLACE?!?!??!??! D:

Ghost: You're the idiot who built the car XD

Pera: I stalled the car again >.<

Everyone zooms past Pera, and then the Creepy Four smash into him and keep going.

Pera: GET BACK HERE YOU DELINQUENTS!

Pera tries to start driving again but keeps stalling it.

Chill: MAKE TO BANANAS!

A cannon comes out of Chill's kart and launches bananas all over the track.

Mario: AAAAAAH

Suddenly the Dorp Trio zoom in front of everyone leaving trails of rainbows behind them.

Chill: How did you dorps get out >:O

Miron: Template:RainbowTemplate:RainbowTemplate:RainbowTemplate:Rainbow

Snow: Template:Rainbow yes we do

1. Miron
2. Snow
3. Penstubal
4. Bro
5. Slender
6. Shark
7. Hat Pop
8. CK
9. Chill
10. Mario
11. Johnny
12. LMGT
13. Brook
14. Creepy Four
15. Pera

Herobrine: Quick make something spooky happen D:

Quacker: QUACK

Quacker falls from the sky in a Protobot-themed vehicle.

Hat Pop: You're going down Sir >:D

Hat zooms in front of Shark somehow and gets right behind Slender's fancy car.

Ghost: IMMA FIRIN THE LAZAHZ

Brook gets lazored and ends up in last place.

Brook: D:

Pera: Bye

1. Miron
2. Snow
3. Penstubal
4. Bro
5. Slender
6. Shark
7. Hat Pop
8. CK
9. Chill
10. Mario
11. Johnny
12. LMGT
13. Creepy Four
14. Quacker
15. Pera
16. Brook

Rookie: Whut a lovely day :D

Rookie gets ran over by everybody in the race.

Catali: Make to Race!

Catali shows up in his colorful rocketship.

Slender: AHHH A BANANA

Slender loses control of his car and smashes into a tree, which falls down and crushes his car.

Slender: Q\_Q

CK: !pwn Bro

CKBot somehow keeps up with Bro's pace and throws him to the moon.

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1. Catali
2. Miron
3. Snow
4. Penstubal
5. Hat Pop
6. Shark
7. CK
8. Chill
9. Mario
10. Johnny
11. LMGT
12. Creepy Four
13. Quacker
14. Pera
15. Brook
16. Bro

Disqualified: Slender
Pera: AHHH I STALLED

CK: USE DEH NOG!

CK lifts his car forward and ends up in first place.

Catali: Make to Cheats! >:O

Slenderman: Noodlez :D

Slenderman uses his noodley arms to toss the car forward and it almost lands on Johnny's head.

Johnny: O\_O

Mario attaches the Machine Gum to the front of his kart and pwns doods.

1. CK
2. Catali
3. Miron
4. Snow
5. Penstubal
6. Mario
7. Hat Pop
8. Shark
9. Chill
10. Creepy Four
11. Johnny
12. LMGT
13. Quacker
14. Brook
15. Pera
16. Bro

Disqualified: Slender
Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bro lands from space and smashes the roof of Pera's car and zooms off.

Pera: HEY!

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

Miron throws a rainbow bomb behind him causing MASS CONFUSION!!1!!1!!1!111 But he got distracted and hit a tree.

Miron: k

Quacker: QUACK

Penstubal jumps out of his kart and digs a giant pit with a wooden shovel, then jumps back in and speeds off.

Mario: AHHHHH

Mario, Hat, Shark, and Chill fall into the pit and everyone else runs over them.

Hat Pop: :C

1. CK
2. Catali
3. Snow
4. Penstubal
5. Template:Rainbow
6. Template:Rainbow
7. Template:Rainbow
8. Template:Rainbow
9. Template:Rainbow
10. Template:Rainbow
11. Template:Rainbow
12. Miron

Disqualified: Slender, Template:Rainbow, Template:Rainbow, Template:Rainbow, Template:Rainbow
Miron: k

Pera does something wrong and flies off into the sea.

Pera: AHHHHHHH- \*blub\*

Herobrine: WE'RE CLOSER TO WINNING! MAEK MOAR SPOOKY! :D

The Creepy Four start launching bananas at Penstubal.

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Penstubal's kart hits one of the bananas and flies into the air and crashes.

1. CK
2. Catali
3. Snow
4. Creepy Four
5. Johnny
6. LMGT
7. Quacker
8. Brook
9. Bro
10. Miron

Disqualified: Slender, Mario, Hat Pop, Shark, Chill, Pera, Penstubal
Catali: MAKE TO BALLOOOOOOOONS!!!

Catali releases balloons from his rocketship that really don't do anything.

Invisible Waitor: Law law law- O\_O

Invisible Waitor gets ran over by the karts, but he doesn't exist so it really doesn't matter.

Bro: Yo B)

Bro speeds past Brook, Quacker, LMGT, and Johnny and gets behind the Creepy Four.

Herobrine: QUICK USE THE ANTI-RUBBER BAND THINGY

Slenderman pushes a button and suddenly their kart gives off a horrible exhaust giving them a better lead.

Bro: >.<

Dr. Octogonapus: DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Some of the racers get lazored for no reason and explode.

1. CK
2. Catali
3. Snow
4. Creepy Four
5. Bro
6. Johnny
7. LMGT

Disqualified: Slender, Mario, Hat Pop, Shark, Chill, Pera, Penstubal, Miron, Brook, Quacker
Herobrine: BEN SHTAP BEING USELESS

BEN: o\_o

Ghost throws BEN overboard and causes a pileup cuz the racers run into him.

1. CK
2. Catali
3. Snow
4. Creepy Four

Disqualified: Slender, Mario, Hat Pop, Shark, Chill, Pera, Penstubal, Miron, Brook, Quacker, Bro, Johnny, LMGT
Catali: Make to Crash! No, Rocketship! D:

Catali's rocketship breaks down and causes Snow and the Creepy Four to smash into him just as CK is about to reach the finish line.

1. CK

Disqualified: Slender, Mario, Hat Pop, Shark, Chill, Pera, Penstubal, Miron, Brook, Quacker, Bro, Johnny, LMGT, Catali, Snow, Creepy Four
CK: :D

Suddenly A Random Pebble appears out of nowhere and crosses the finish line before CK with his powaz.

CK: D:

1. WINNAH: A Random Pebble
2. CK

Disqualified: Slender, Mario, Hat Pop, Shark, Chill, Pera, Penstubal, Miron, Brook, Quacker, Bro, Johnny, LMGT, Catali, Snow, Creepy Four
Goombario: CONGRATULATIONS A RANDOM PEBBLE YOU JUST WON THE TROPHY!

## Chapter 8: Shtuffz Happens

Apple Kid: JOE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN :D

Joe: Wut are you talking about

Apple Kid: aw you're not that joe Q\_Q

Apple Kid hops away disappointed.

Joe: Uhhhhh...

Joe explodes

Bowser: Is it time for me yet? :3

Shy Guy: yuss

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser: I have come up with a NEW plan to defeat The Party!

Kammy Koopa: But what about Mexico? I bought a sombrero and everything D:>

Bowser: That was a shtoopid plan anyway

Bowser eats Kammy's sombrero.

Bowser: Tastes like cheap knockoff nachos

Kammy Koopa: But Your Sombrero-Eaterness I spent $50 on that sombrero D: I saved up fifty paychecks just to get that money!

Bowser: Do I look like I care?

Kammy Koopa: ;~;

Kammy leaves.

Bowser: ANYWAY my genius new plan! Wait... WHERE IS EVERYBODY? Oh well I guess I'll explain my plan to you Mr. Trash Can :D

*END TRANSMISSION*

LMGT: I'm hungreh :(

Mario: But dood you just eated a whole pie D:

LMGT: ...it was a little pie :C

Meanwhile, the EPF is all over the island cleaning up the wreckage caused by the race when Gary walks up to the party (and dorps) with Jet Pack Guy.

Gary: It has come to my attention that you guys cause a lots of problem around the island!

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect!

Gary: SHADDUP

Gary smashes Goombario over the head with an anvil.

Goombario: @~@

Gary: Anyway you're under arrest for making messes!

The Party: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Miron: k

The Party somehow runs away really easy, and the Dorp Trio bounce away on their bouncers.

Dorp Trio: ( ≖‿≖)

Pera: Well this is displeasing

Slender: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Slender suddenly grows bat wings and jumps to start flying... but he faceplants in the snow and the wings were only a glider.

Slender: >.<

Jet Pack Guy cuffs Pera and Slender and teleports away with them. Gary gets his Spy Phone and sends a message to all agents telling them to be on the lookout for the Party and the Dorp Trio. Meanwhile at the Mine Shack...

LMGT: Too bad we can't grow Pizza Plants here anymore :/

Caps Lock Shayde: ACCUSE ME

LMGT: Okay, uh... you stole my donuts

Johnny: So why did you bring us here?

Chill: Well since we're on the run from the law now, I figured we should hide in deh place nobody ever goes... THE SCHOOL!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!!

Mario: But isn't the Underwater Room the least popular place in CP? :S

Chill: Well technically yeah but not all of us are members

Mario: troo... but what if you're a member and you swim in and your non-member friend follows you? :D

Chill: They get smacked in the face by a "Buy A Membership" box DURR

Bro: Why don't we just hide on my island cuz I'm rich? B)

Chill: dats cheating

CK: !pwn Brook

Brook: Wait wha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CK: :D

Everyone goes inside the School and Brook proceeds to crash through deh roof :D

Brook: owwww 9\_6

Herobrine: HAI NOOBZ

CK: "Noobz"? *I* was the one who beat yew in a race .\_.

Ghost: Well you cheated XD

Chill and Mario: KD IS THE NEW XD!

Ghost: jeesh sorry XD

Chill and Mario: >:(

Herobrine: So anywai, we decided we're gonna battle you guise nao C:

Slenderman: yuss

BEN: o\_o

* **VS. HEROBRINE, GHOST, BEN, AND SLENDERMAN**

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Ghost*

Ghost: DX (45/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Ghost*

Ghost: \*no effect\*

Mario: D:

*CK > Attacks > !pwn > BEN*

BEN: O\_O (45/50)

Herobrine: Strong bot O.o

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Slenderman*

Slenderman: nuuuu i cant eat it cuz i dont have a face :( (45/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Herobrine*

Herobrine: OW! (45/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich > Herobrine*

Herobrine: THAT'S THE BIGGEST GOLD INGOT I'VE EVER SEE- \*crush\* (38/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Herobrine*

Herobrine: shtap targeting me (31/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Herobrine: BUNNIEZ- ow (26/50)

Slenderman: I ow WANT ow THEM ow ALL ow (40/50)

Ghost: XD

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Ghost*

Ghost gets trolled by deh troll master Shark

Ghost: DX (40/50)

Herobrine: NAO IT'S TIME FOR OUR SPECIAL MOVEZ

*Herobrine > Attacks > Enchant*

RPG Box: Herobrine's attack raised by 5 points!

Dr. Octogonapus: Dr. Octogonapus BLAAAAAAAAAARGH

RPG Box: OW

*Ghost > Attacks > Curse > Chill*

Chill: D: (7/15)

BEN lands from space.

*Slenderman > Attacks > Noodle Arms > Chill*

Chill: O\_O (2/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Ghost*

Ghost: DX (35/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Herobrine*

Herobrine: NO FAIR MINECRAFT DOESN'T HAVE GUMS (21/50)

Ghost: download a mod already jeesh XD

*CK > Attacks > !pwn > BEN*

BEN: O\_O (40/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Herobrine*

Herobrine: ooh pizza (16/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Herobrine*

Herobrine: SHTAP PLZ (11/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich > Slenderman*

Slenderman: ow (33/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Slenderman*

Slenderman: oh noez (26/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Herobrine: D: (6/50)

Slenderman: I WANT BUNNIEZ (21/50)

*Shark > Attacks > Animate > Ghost*

Ghost: ...?

Ghost gets turned into Svenstubal

Ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Herobrine > Attacks > Sword > Chill*

Chill: >\_< (0/15)

Ghost is too busy being Svenstubal to attack

BEN lands from space.

*Slenderman > Attacks > Noodle Arms > Shark*

Shark: ow (10/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine "Gum" > Herobrine*

Herobrine: Q\_Q (1/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Herobrine*

Herobrine: bleh (0/50)

Herobrine falls over and drops a bunch of wooden tools and wood planks.

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Slenderman*

Slenderman: AHHHHHH (16/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Slenderman*

Slenderman: OW (11/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich > Slenderman*

Slenderman: PLZ SHTAP (4/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Shtuffz > BEN*

BEN: o\_o (33/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Ninjaness*

Hat Pop: B)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > BEN*

BEN: o\_o (28/50)

Ghost is too busy being Svenstubal to attack

*BEN > Attacks > Creepy Stare > Shark*

Shark: Um... okay? (14/15)

*Slenderman > Attacks > Hug Teddy Bear*

Slenderman: :D (50/50)

The Party: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > BEN*

BEN: O\_O (23/50)

*CK > Attacks > !pwn > Slenderman*

Slenderman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (45/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > BEN*

BEN: o\_o (18/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > BEN*

BEN: O\_O (13/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich > BEN*

BEN: O\_O (6/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > BEN*

BEN: x\_x (0/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Ghost: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (30/50)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Ghost: AHHHHHHHHHHHH (25/50)

Ghost turns back to normal.

Ghost: Phew .\_.'

*Ghost > Attacks > Curse > Shark*

Shark: ... (7/15)

Slenderman lands from SPAAAACE

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Slenderman*

Slenderman: OW (40/50)

*CK > Attacks > !pwn > Slenderman*

Slenderman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (35/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough*

Ghost: XD

LMGT: D:

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat*

Ghost: XD

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich*

Ghost: XD

Bro: -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz*

Ghost: OW (18/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

All the bunnies keep running and don't do anything cuz Ghost is floating

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Ghost: DX (13/50)

*Ghost > Attacks > Curse > Shark*

Shark: ... (3/15)

Slenderman lands from space

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Slenderman*

Slenderman: OWW (30/50)

*CK > Attacks > !pwn > Slenderman*

Slenderman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (25/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

The donut goes through Ghost and keeps flying.

Ghost: XD

LMGT: :(

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Ghost: \*no effect\*

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

PHAILURE

Bro: Rude

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz*

Ghost: DX (6/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Ninjaness*

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Ghost: O\_O (1/50)

Slenderman lands from space for the 9001st time

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Slenderman*

Slenderman: OWOWOWOWOW (20/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Slenderman*

Slenderman: OW (15/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Slenderman*

Slenderman: mmmph (10/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Slenderman*

Slenderman: OW (5/50)

Bro: Yo B)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich > Slenderman*

Slenderman: OW (0/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz*

Ghost: DX (0/50)

Chill: YEY VICTORY MUSIC also i'm bak C:

Brook: UHH GUISE ZEE EPF IS HEAR

The Party runs away.

Villager #18: I'll tell you a story about a man

Slenderman: Um...?

Villager #18: There's no one else quite liek him across the land

Ben: o\_O?

Villager #18: This man has lots of presents in his hands

Ghost: uh okay that's nice

Villager #18: Taking them from your house was his plan!

Herobrine: SHADDUP!

Villager #18: ...AH IT'S HEROBRINE!

Villager #18 explodes and Herobrine passes out again

## Chapter 9: The Not So EPF Versus The Real EPF Or Something Like That

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Herbert: So those penguin weirdos are wanted by the EPF, hm? PERFECT!!

Klutzy: Click

Herbert: Now what we do is capture them in my latest, state of the art trap-

Herbert gestures over to a cage made out of various colors of Play-Doh

Herbert: -and then turn them in to the EPF! We'll collect the reward money, and the EPF will be SO happy that they'll congratulate me by making me ILLUSTRIOUS LEADER SUPREME OF CLUB HERBERT ONCE AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAAH- \*cough\* ow my throat

Klutzy: Clickity click! ^\_^

Snow-Bot: We have completed the repairs on UP10K sir!

Herbert: MWAHAHA! EXCELLENT! Now go get the Herbert Blimp of Awesomeness™ ready! We're going to the wilderness!

Jet-Bot: Yes sir!

*END TRANSMISSION*

Mario: Tallest Mountain is a phun place C:

LMGT: And you can see EVERYTHING! :D

Bro: This place is ALMOST as good of a hiding spot as Bro Island B)

Chill: And the best part... NO DORPS!

Brook: YAYZ

Hat Pop: Thank Rsnail for that C:

Johnny: Hey guys look at this.

Johnny shows the Party an article from the CP Times that he's reading on a smartphone.

Chill: KD the EPF arrested Pera and Slenderp

LMGT: I wonder wut happened to dat Quacker dood tho

Bro is suddenly eating a steak cuz bananas

Bro: This steak is really bad -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-

Dr. Octogonapus: That steak was cooked to perfection! You know nothing of good food! BLAAAAAAAAARGH!

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bro gets blasted off of the mountain by Dr. Octogonapus.

CK: He'll be fine :D

Suddenly a giant blimp comes out of the wilderness and a few EPF agents start throwing snowballs at it but fail. Badly.

Hat Pop: O.o

Herbert is dancing around in the blimp.

Herbert: Oppa Herbert Style!

Snow-Bot smacks Herbert in the face.

Herbert: OW! Oh, Klutzy, do you see anything?

Klutzy: Clicky :(

Jet-Bot: Target spotted, sir!

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Suddenly Bro gets caught in a giant net which somehow floats onto the blimp.

Herbert: Hmmmm... this is one of the lame ones. But it's a good start I suppose.

Wheel-Bot: THERE'S THE REST OF THEM! They're hiding on Tallest Mountain!

Herbert: Protobot go get them!

Protobot: Yes Master Herbert.

Protobot flies towards the Party but gets hit in the head by a rogue snowball from the EPF.

Protobot: PANCAKEZ!1!!11!1!!!111

Snow-Bot: Well we did but that snowball must've short-circuited something

Herbert: Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself?!?

Herbert grabs Wheel-Bot and Snow-Bot and throws them towards the Party.

Wheel-Bot: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! \*crash\*

Herbert: You better get out there unless you want me to toss you too.

Jet-Bot: I'm going I'm going!

Jet-Bot flies to the top of Tallest Mountain while Herbert and Klutzy watch with popcorn.

Chill: ocrud its deh bawts

CK: !pwn Protobot

Protobot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

* **VS. WHEEL-BOT, SNOW-BOT, AND JET-BOT**

Wheel-Bot: beep boop (40/50)

Snow-Bot: D: (40/50)

Jet-Bot: I'm glad Harbutt didn't toss me ^.^ (50/50)

Herbert: What did he just call me?

Klutzy: Clicky click (I dunno)

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Jet-Bot*

Jet-Bot: AHHHHHHH don't short-circuit me (45/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Jet-Bot*

Jet-Bot: 9.6 (40/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: OW! (35/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Snow-Bot*

Snow-Bot: blagity (35/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: !!1!!!1!1!1!11111 (30/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Jet-Bot*

Jet-Bot: NOOOOOOOO (33/50)

Jet-Bot falls to the ground and has lots of blue lightning coming out of it

Mario: Nah that's the normal amount of blue lightning

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Wheel-Bot: ow bunnies (25/50)

Snow-Bot: YIPEZ (30/50)

Jet-Bot: error 404 plz banana systems and start over (28/50)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Snow-Bot*

Snow-Bot: NUUUUU I'VE BEEN TROLLED (25/50)

*Wheel-Bot > Attacks > Shock > Hat Pop*

Wheel-Bot shocks Hat with electricity from his lightbulb.

Hat Pop: BLAGIAGAGAGAGAGG (0/15)

*Snow-Bot > Attacks > Snowball Toss > Johnny*

Johnny: AHHH (10/15)

Johnny gets blinded by the snowball.

Jet-Bot is too busy short-circuiting to attack.

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: OW MY HEARING DEVICES (20/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: owowowowowowow (15/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: ;-; (10/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot shocks the dough with his lightbulb and turns it into ashes.

LMGT: D:

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: HEY TAKE IT EASY! (5/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Wheel-Bot*

Johnny shocks himself with his phone because he's blinded by the snow and can't see what he's doing!

Johnny: BLAGIAGAGAGAGAG END TRANSMISSION (8/15)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: NOOOOOOOOOO (0/50)

Wheel-Bot faceplants in the snow.

*Snow-Bot > Attacks > Support > Wheel-Bot*

Herbert's Toaster falls from the sky and starts repairing Wheel-Bot.

Jet-Bot is too busy short-circuiting to attack!

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Snow-Bot*

Snow-Bot: OW (20/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Snow-Bot*

Snow-Bot: O\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_O (15/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Snow-Bot*

Snow-Bot: owowow (10/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Snow-Bot*

Snow-Bot: ... (5/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Snow-Bot*

Snow-Bot: NOOOOOOOOO (0/50)

Snow-Bot faceplants like Wheel-Bot

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Jet-Bot*

Jet-Bot: error error error error (21/50)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Jet-Bot*

Jet-Bot: cannot compute (16/50)

Herbert's Toaster: Repairs done! ^\_\_\_\_^

Herbert's Toaster explodes

Wheel-Bot: I'm baaaak :D (25/50)

*Wheel-Bot > Attacks > Shock > Johnny*

Johnny: BLAGIAGAGAGAGGAG (0/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: OW (20/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: ;-; (15/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: nuuuu (10/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: I want to eat it but robots don't eat :C (7/50)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: D: (2/50)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Wheel-Bot*

Wheel-Bot: NUUUUUU (0/50)

Jet-Bot: Error error error error error error error

Shark: So... what do we do now?

Chill: BEAT HIM UP MERCILESSLY :D

Shy Guy: The following scene is too violent to show so instead a commercial :D

Cadence: sup peeps did u like the music jam

The camera turns to a crowd of penguins who were definitely paid serious cash to agree to do this

Crowd: YUSS

Cadence: well good 4 u cuz we're gonna have another 1! with such hits as

Violetta: YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING SO I COULD BE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU AND YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE LA LA LA

Zendaya: I'm actually Rocky cuz bananaaaaaaaaaaas

Cole Plante: I have no other talent other than stealing songs and making their voices weird

Sabrina Carpenter: only girls care wut my song is about cuz i'm lame liek that i guess

Cadence: AND OF COURSE UR FAV ARTIST EVER ME DJ CADENCE

Suddenly a group of penguins break into the commercial studio thingy and throw tomatoes at Cadence.

Cadence: ow not cool ow

Shy Guy: AND NOW BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING :D

Mario: whale dat wuz phun

CK: ikr

Suddenly Herbert drops a net on the party from the blimp and gets the Test Bots back. Suddenly Protobot crashes onto the blimp and somehow doesn't pop the balloon...

Logic Breaker: I WUZ H3AR!!11!1!!1!111!1!111111111

Herbert: Hello, Club Herbert! >:)

## Chapter 10: Jail is Shtoopid

Herbert's blimp lands in the Ski Village when Gary, Jet Pack Guy, and Rookie come out of the Everyday Phoning Facility.

Herbert: Hello, Error Prone Fumblers!

Rookie: wow rood

Herbert: As you can see we have captured these guys!

Protobot: And we have pancakes!

Protobot pulls a giant stack of pancakes out of nowhere.

Rookie: Wow thanks :D

Rookie starts eating the pancakes.

Gary: Rookie don't eat those!

Rookie: But they're gewd Q~Q

Rookie keeps eating the pancakes anyway.

Herbert: So um... do we get the reward money? C:

5 minutes later...

Herbert, Klutzy, the Test Bots, and Protobot are stuck inside a cell with the Party.

Chill: Hai Harbutt do you know those weird polar bears in the cell in front of us? :D

Herbert: Don't call me Harbutt. My name is Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire!

Chill: boooooring

Herbert: Anyway, those strange guys are Shorty, Weird Guy, and Dorphead.

Mario: Hao come we've never seen them before? D:

Herbert: You really think I would be THAT stupid just to lay my fur around in all those PSA missions?

Fourth Wall: OW!

CK: So they ended up here... how?

Herbert: They were being weirdos in the wilderness when the Rookie stumbled upon them and took them into town for pizza. Gary was there and arrested them because they thought they were the suspects.

LMGT: I just love the smell of fanon in the morning C:

Fourth Wall: OH COME ON!

Skip: \*grumble grumble\*

Johnny: Hey look, it's that ghost guy.

Herbert: HEY GHOST PENGUIN GUY HELP US GET OUT OF HERE AND YOU CAN BECOME MY MINION SOUNDS FUN RIGHT?

Skip: Gary stole my ghost powaz :C

A Random Pebble: lol i have powaz and you dont

Skip: SHADDUP you shtoopid rock

A Random Pebble turns Skip into a banana with his powaz.

Mario: O\_o

Herbert: If I had a spare popcorn bomb then MAYBE we could get out of here... buuuuut...

Klutzy: Clicky :(

Rookie: Hai Protobot got any moar pancakes?!? :D

Protobot: I don't give pancakes to people who betray me >:(

Protobot blasts Rookie with pancake mix.

Rookie: OW

Pera: This prison is not hip and modern at all

Slender: Nobody cares you weirdo.

Pera: Don't talk to your elders like that!

Slender: I can talk to you however I want! I'm Emperor Slender, Royal Potato of the Imperial Kingdom of Bananas!

Pera: And I'm Perapin so be nice to me

Slender: ...Royal Potato > Perapin

Chill: Dat is troo

Pera: Shut up you *Ball of String*

Chill: ROOD

Slender: Did you just use a ball of string as an insult?

Pera: Yes I did, you fusspot!

Hat Pop: I think we can all agree that Pera is the weirdest person alive.

Chill: I WOULD agree if this wasn't Not So EPF, and if the Dorp Trio didn't exist :D

Mario: troo dat

Fourth Wall: THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ME AGAIN UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER... oh crud I just broke myself.

Hat Pop: I suppose you're right

Chill: But he IS in the top 10 at least C:

Mario: troo dat again

Dave: Hai guys

Slender: AHHH IT'S DAVE HE MUST WANT MY MONEY!

Slender hides behind Pera.

Dave: I brought nukes :D

Chill: KEWL

Dave drops a nuke on the ground and destroys the universe.

Shy Guy: ........oops

Meanwhile somewhere else...

Arceus: Well Shy Guy scrooed up... AGAIN...

Palkia: Typical 9\_9

Giratina: YEY I'M RUNNING LOOSE

Arceus: Ugh... take care of Giratina plz

Uxie, Mesprit, and Azelf start chasing Giratina around.

Giratina: CAN'T CATCH MEEEEE :D

Dialga: TIME REWIND YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

\*epic guitar sound\*

Meanwhile back in the EPF jail...

Dave: I brought bananas :D

Dave throws bananas everywhere.

Herbert: And that was supposed to do... what?

Dave: idk

Slender: plz dont ask me for money plz dont ak me for money plz dont ask me for money

Pera: You're strange.

Slender: Well that's the fusspot calling the kettle black. .\_.

Pera: Hey!

Meanwhile, at the Beach...

EPF Agent #62801: Why are we cleaning all this up anyway? It's Thursday.

EPF Agent #62802: So?

Everything suddenly freezes.

EPF Agent #62802: ...hello? HELLO? ARE YOU OKAY??!?!!??

Everything suddenly VANISHES (ooooh spooky!)

5 minutes later...

Gary: Well CP updated and removed the mess you guys made, so I guess you're free to go.

Herbert: :D

Gary: Not you tho

Herbert: :C

Gary lets the Party, Pera, and Slender out.

Herbert: NO FAIR!

Herbert pulls the Earthquake Driller out of his pocket and drills away with all his minions.

Herbert: SEE YOU LATER, ENDLESSLY PATHETIC FOOLS! MWAHAHA!

Gary: ...Oops. Oh well, that makes things more interesting :D

Skip: \*grumble grumble\*

Meanwhile at the Town...

Slender: "Almost"? WE were the ones who ACTUALLY got arrested.

Catali: Make to Me Almost Arrested To! Oh Boy!

Brook: !pwn Catali

CKBot !pwns Brook instead.

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quacker: Enjoy your plans, The Party, before I spoil your plans, The Party! >:D

* **VS. QUACKER**

Pera: I refuse to be a part of this!

Pera jumps in a random box portal that explodes after it closes.

Slender: Just so you know, I'm only helping you guys for the next five minutes or so. Then I'm going to be evil again and talk about my love life.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave: oh geez

Slender: *I hope Dave doesn't ask me for money D:*

Dave: dude stop being so paranoid about me asking you for money

Slender: AHHHHH HOW CAN YOU READ MY THOUGHTS?!??!?!?!??!?!?

Dave: magic :)

Quacker: ...

Dave: btw it's november and did you know that november is the time of sipping hot cocoa that burns your mouth?

Mario: actually i prefer lemonade C:

CK: AND EGGYNOG :D

Dave: o ok

Dave sips some hot cocoa and burns his mouth.

LMGT: Hey weren't we having a boss battle or... something...?

Quacker: YES!

Brook lands from space and faceplants in the snow.

Quacker: By the way I'd like you to meet my sock puppets, Duckanuva and Duck the Space Racer.

"Duck the Space Racer": SPACE!

Mario: oookay awkward

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone*

Quacker: OW! (65/70)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum*

Quacker: OW! (60/70)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Quacker: OW! (55/70)

LMGT: This is so easy doodz :D

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough*

Quacker: oof (50/70)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat*

Quacker: OW! (45/70)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich*

Quacker: D: (38/70)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz*

Quacker: BLAGIAGAGAG (31/70)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Quacker: IT'S ADORABLE BUT IT HURTS AT THE SAME TIME (26/70)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Quacker: awww man (21/70)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Dave pulls a tape measure and somehow Quacker disappears, gets sent through time, and reappears again.

Quacker: O\_\_\_\_O (16/70)

Chill: where did yew get that? O.o

Dave: some weirdo with mustache hair

*Slender > Attacks > LAZOR CANNON*

BOOM!

Slender: ... \*cough\* (0/15)

Slender passes out.

Chill: Wow he lost a LOT of his max HP

Fourth Wall: I give up...

Quacker: Enjoy your plans, the Party, before I spoil your plans, the Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!11!111111111

Shy Guy: BAHAHAHA moar cliffhanger >:D

Everyone except Shy Guy: awwwww

***To be continued...***

CK: !pwn cliffhanger

CKBot throws the cliffhanger away into space.

Shy Guy: deal with it B)

*Quacker > Attacks > Summon Protobot*

A replica of Protobot falls from the sky and Quacker goes inside it.

Quacker: ಠ‿ಠ

*Duckanuva > Attacks > Quack*

The Party: wat (14/15)

*Duck the Space Racer > Attacks > !pwn > Johnny*

Quacker somehow !pwns Johnny with his fist. l0g1c breAk3r wuZ h34r!1!1!1!

Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHH! (9/15)

CK: O\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_o

Quacker: With my Protobot replica, you can't damage me at all! So therefore I win cuz bananas

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone*

Quacker: ಠ‿ಠ (45/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum*

Quacker: o.o (40/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Quacker: :S (35/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough*

Quacker: ... (30/50)

'*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat*

Quacker: NO!1!11 (25/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich*

Bro: B)

Quacker: ow (18/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Quacker: O.o (13/50)

*Shark > Attacks > Animate*

Protobot turns into Svenstubal, and so does Quacker and his sock puppets somehow.

Quacker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Quacker: WHOA (8/50)

Quacker is too busy being Svenstubal to attack!

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone*

Quacker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (3/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum*

Quacker: ... (0/50)

Protobot splits from the awkward Svenstubal combination and explodes.

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Quacker: @\_\_\_\_@ (11/70)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough*

Quacker: halp idk whats happening (6/70)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat*

Quacker: >.< (1/70)

Bro: B)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich*

Quacker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/70)

Chill: Enjoy your plans, Quacker, before we spoil your plans, Quacker! :D

Mario: but we already did :C

Chill: orite

RPG Box: And nao you earn noo attacks :D

Mario: !pwn RPG Box

RPG Box: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chill learned Amulet Shine! Mario learned Clam Down! CK learned The Nog! LMGT learned You're Toast! Brook learned !pwn! Bro learned TNT! Johnny learned Pillow Pet! Hat Pop learned Fedora Toss! Shark learned Banhammer! Dave learned KA-BLOOEY!

Shark: So what are we going to do now?

Bro: Idk.

LMGT: Hai doodz remember HyperSugar? :D

Chill: Yea :D

Mario: yup

CK: Mhm

Brook: uhhhhhhh

Bro: HyperWho?

Johnny: Yeah

Hat Pop: Yupperz :D

Shark: Of course

Dave: err no?

LMGT: Wow there's not many doodz left from the old days O.o ANYWAI I adopted him at some point offscreen :D

Mario: ENGLUFFLE YEEEEEEEEY

Chill: . . .

Everyone goes toward LMGT's igloo.

## Chapter 11: I Liek Cookiez

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Kammy Koopa: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kammy has a panic attack from the chapter title so Bowser smacks her on the head... with his fist.

Kammy Koopa: @\_\_\_\_\_@

Bowser: I have created the ultimatest of my ultimate plans so far!

Larry Koopa: Is that why you brought me here? :3

Bowser: YUP! Here is the new plan: first, we'll turn you into a giant Piranha Plant! Then we'll have two Sledge Bros. carry you around and then you'll eat the penguins! It's brilliant, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!!!!!1!11!11

Larry Koopa: Err, as, "brilliant", as that plan is, I don't think it'll work.

Bowser: Hmm, you're right. Okay, just go find them and transform them into various objects with magic I guess

Larry Koopa: WAHOO! Thanks dad!

Larry jumps into his own personal Junior Clown Car and flies away.

Kammy Koopa: cookiez ;~;

*END TRANSMISSION*

LMGT: Hear we are doodz :D

Everyone goes inside LMGT's igloo but finds nothing but Trex and a giant hole in the floor.

Trex: D:

LMGT: Dood... if this is what I think it is... \*\_\*

LMGT jumps down the hole.

The Party: NUUUUU

Everyone jumps in after him.

Chill: Wut is this place? O.o

Everyone is falling seemingly endlessly in the middle of a TON OF BLUENESS

Mario: WE'RE GONNA HIT DEH GROUND O\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_O

Everyone lands on a cookie surrounded by hundreds of cursors.

Shark: Wow, this place is really weird.

LMGT: Dood... we're here... DEH COOKIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \*\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\*

Everyone looks around and sees that everything is made out of cookies, and even moar cookies are constantly being made

Street Guy: I'm poor plz gimme cookies

Street Guy tries to steal a ton of cookies from LMGT's pockets but he chases him away.

Chill: How did he get into the Cookiverse anyway?

Shy Guy: Hey don't ask me it's not like I wrote this story... oh wait

Brook: LMGT STOP EATING ZEE FLOOR!

LMGT: sowwie :(

Bro: So cookies are the currency here... it's too bad I can't buy a TON of cookies and have them go up in value here and then go back to CP and do a currency exchange and be five times as rich B)

Bro pushes Brook into the hole in the floor that LMGT ate and does a trollface (trolololololo)

Brook: SIZZLYFOO!

Chill: i need to ask wat is "sizzlyfoo" anyway

Shark: Trolling is my thing >:O !pwn Bro

...

Shark: CK, your bot is broken.

CK: Err no it isn't? :S

CKBot falls from the sky and lands on the cookie with everyone else. Then he tosses Bro into the air and he lands on a giant chocolate chip cookie in space.

Hat Pop: Everything is cookies apparently :P

Brook eventually lands in some black nothingness, aside from a bunch of white mumbo-jumbo text.

Brook: Wat eez dis stuff O.o

Suddenly everything in the Cookiverse starts dorping up.

LMGT: NUUUUU THE COOKIEZ ARE DISAPPEARING Q\_\_\_\_\_\_Q

Mario: Let's blame Bro :D

Chill: gewd idea

Meanwhile somewhere else...

Orteil: Hmmmm there must be a bug in Cookie Clicker's code... time to squash :D

Meanwhile back under the Cookiverse...

Orteil: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMA!

A giant hammer falls from the sky and almost crushes Brook.

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Johnny: lol

Everyone is eating HPCorn while watching Brook run around and avoid the giant mallet of doom and destruction. dun dun dun

Brook: HELP ME GUYZ

Dave: But it's safe up here and not down there sooooooooo

Brook eventually gets cornered and gets CRUSHED BY DEH HAMMAH and gets deleted from existence

Chill: Well dat socks... owell it was entertaining :D

The Party: Agreed :3

Everything in the Cookiverse returns to normal... well, as normal as the Cookiverse can get. Anyway, Pera falls from the sky with some kinda sorta a little bit not really teenager-ish clothes.

Pera: Did I escape the Not So EPF universe? :D

Chill: Nope :D We're just in a different dimension in the Not So EPF universe ^.^

Pera: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pera runs off in a random direction.

Shy Guy: Don't worry guys, I'll restore Brook once we get back to CP :D

CK: yey more !pwning

Chill: PARTAY

LMGT: I wonder where HyperSugar is tho

Elmo: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mario: OH NOEZ

Cookie Monster: c is for cewkie and datz gewd enuff for meh

Elmo: After we got destroyed 9001 stories ago, we escaped Zee Underwear Drawer! And now we're here to get REVENGE ON YEW!!1!!11

LMGT: Buuuuuuuuut... how did you know we would be here anyway?

Elmo: ...Okay I lied Cookie Monster wanted to come here

Cookie Monster: :D

Elmo: BUT IT SOUNDED INTIMIDATING!1!

Big Bird: You just did .\_.

Elmo: oh and we kidnapped HyperSugar too

LMGT: D:

Kermit: Hi-ho Kermit the Frog here :D

The Party: AHHHHHHHH ITS KERMIT

Elmo: Where did you come from? O.o

Kermit: ..................... :D

* **VS. ELMO, COOKIE MONSTER, OSCAR THE GROUCH, BIG BIRD, AND KERMIT**

Elmo: Did you know that in the Cookiverse, our attacks are 256 times more powerful? >:D

Dimentio: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHA, ha, ha, haha... No. That's my thing.

Dimentio pwns Elmo with the orb of magic jesteriness or whatever it's supposed to be. Somehow he revives tho.

Shy Guy: Since you guys are so overpowered, I decided... YOU NOW HAVE FP! :D

The Party: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Chill > Attacks > Amulet Shine > Elmo*

Chill's amulet shines bright in Elmo's eyes.

Elmo: AHHHH that hurt Elmo >:O (45/50)

Elmo got blindededededededededededede

King Dedede: :D

King Dedede explodes.

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down > Elmo*

Mario throws a clam which chomps Elmo.

Elmo: OWIE (35/50)

*CK > Attacks > The Nog > Cookie Monster*

CK uses The Nog and throws random objects at Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster: Omomnom- OW -nomnomnomnom (40/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > You're Toast! > Big Bird*

LMGT starts shooting toast from a malfunctioning toaster.

Big Bird: I DON'T WANNA BE FRIED CHICKEN (45/50)

Big Bird gets burninated by the toast

*Bro > Attacks > TNT > Oscar the Grouch*

Bro plants some TNT and it goes **BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AT 20,000 DECIBELS!!!!!!!!!!**

LMGT: reference ftw

Oscar the Grouch: >:| (40/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Elmo*

Elmo: BLAGITYBLAGITY (28/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Fedora Toss > Big Bird*

Hat Pop throws a fedora liek a boomerang :D

Big Bird: ow (38/50)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer > Elmo*

Self explanatory. Shark smashes Elmo with a banhammer. Duh.

Elmo: OWIE! @\_@ (18/50)

*Dave > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

Bombs fall from the sky OH NOEZ

Elmo: OW (13/50)

Cookie Monster: omnomnomnom (35/50)

Big Bird: ouch (33/50)

Oscar the Grouch: >:| (35/50)

Kermit: :D (95/100)

Chill: Oh I forgot Kermit was still here...

Kermit: yey

Elmo is still blinded by Chill's amulet

*Cookie Monster > Attacks > Nom Cookie*

Cookie Monster: OMNOMNOMNOM (50/50)

Chill: D:

Cookie Monster's attack goes up by 5 too.

Shy Guy: \*trollface\*

*Oscar the Grouch > Attacks > Smack With Lid > Dave*

Dave: @\_@ (5/15)

*Big Bird > Attacks > Peck > Dave*

Dave: D: (0/15)

*Kermit > Attacks > Frog Legs*

Kermit starts dancing awkwardly.

Everyone except Kermit: ........?

Suddenly the Party starts dancing like Kermit.

LMGT: It's contagious O.o

Elmo: >:D

Suddenly Kermit's "teammates" start doing the awkward dance too.

Elmo: NOOOOO

2 turns later...

Big Bird: oh wait I got burned (31/50)

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: c is for cewkie (45/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: nomnom (42/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: yum cookiez (37/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: ? (32/50)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: AHHHH (27/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: nomnomnom (22/50)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Elmo: OW! (8/50)

Cookie Monster: nomnom (17/50)

Oscar the Grouch: ow (30/50)

Big Bird: oh nyoez (26/50)

Kermit: :D (90/100)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: omnomnomnom (12/50)

Chill: BRACE FOR IMPACT!!1!1!1!111

*Elmo > Attacks > Sing > Hat Pop*

Hat Pop: MAH EARZ (10/15)

*Cookie Monster > Attacks > Chomp > Shark*

Shark: @\_@ (0/15)

*Oscar the Grouch > Attacks > Smack With Lid > Hat Pop*

Hat Pop: ow my head (0/15)

Pera: Don't treat HatPop like that!

Oscar bashes Pera with the trash can lid.

Pera: @\_@

*Big Bird > Attacks > Peck > Johnny*

Johnny: ow (10/15)

*Kermit > Attacks > Friendly Request > Chill*

Kermit sends Chill a friend request.

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: nomnom (10/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: omnomnomnom (7/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: D: (2/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/50)

Cookie Monster explodes.

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: >:( (25/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: SCRAM ALREADY (20/50)

*Elmo > Attacks > Sing > Johnny*

Johnny: @\_@ (5/15)

*Oscar the Grouch > Attacks > Smack With Lid > Bro*

Bro: -\_\_\_\_- (5/15)

Kermit is waiting for a response to the friendly request!

Big Bird got burninated

Big Bird: :| (25/50)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: Grrr... (18/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: >:| (15/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: OW (10/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: stupid donut (7/50)

LMGT: >:O

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: D: (2/50)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > Oscar the Grouch*

Oscar the Grouch: NOOOOOOOOO (0/50)

Oscar explodes too.

*Elmo > Attacks > Sing > Johnny*

Johnny: NOOOOOOO (0/15)

*Big Bird > Attacks > Peck > Bro*

Bro: -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_- (0/15)

*Kermit > Attacks > Ribbit*

...but it had no effect!

Magikarp: KD

James: HAI LOOK A MAGIKARP

James catches Magikarp and runs away.

Chill: wut just happened

Mario: i dunno

Big Bird: I'm still getting burnt e.o (24/50)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Elmo*

Elmo: OUCH (6/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Elmo*

Elmo: D: (3/50)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Big Bird*

Big Bird: ow (19/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Elmo*

Elmo: back to zee underwear drawer ;-; (0/50)

Elmo explodes (BOOOOOOOOOM)

*Big Bird > Attacks > Peck > CK*

CK: uh ow? (10/15)

*Kermit > Attacks > Eat Taco*

Kermit starts eating a taco for no reason in particular.

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Big Bird*

Big Bird: dawt dawt dawt (17/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Big Bird*

Big Bird: BANANAS!!1!1!11!1111 (14/50)

LMGT: Why did Big Bird's dialogue get su random all of a sudden O.o

Shy Guy: I thought he was too boring so I messed with the script :D

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Big Bird*

Big Bird: suddenly pineapples (9/50)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Big Bird*

Big Bird: i spended mah moneyz on donuts (6/50)

LMGT: I just realized how inconsistent deh burn from You're Toast was

*Big Bird > Attacks > Peck > CK*

CK: >:| (5/15)

*Kermit > Attacks > Eat Taco*

Kermit starts eating another taco.

Kermit: :D

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Big Bird*

Big Bird: YOU'RE ALL POTATOES :| (4/50)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Big Bird*

Big Bird: ;-; (1/50)

LMGT: Meh... I'm hungry... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT somehow eats the RPG battle cuz bananas.

Chill: How are we gonna defeat Big Bird nao? D:

CK: ...stand back cuz this is about to get REALLY awesome :3

CK swings Big Bird around with the Nog and tosses him ~~to a galaxy~~ far, far away.

Big Bird: CURSE YOU CK THE EGGYNOG KIIIIIIIIIIIIING \*twink\*

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He stole my line D:

Chill: So uh, what about him?

Kermit: tacos :D

Mario: Let's just ignore him :3

The Party: Gewd idea :D

HyperSugar falls from the sky.

HyperSugar: I EXIST IN A STORY AGAIN :D

LMGT: Yodood

HyperSugar: yogurt

Shy Guy: Everyone stand on deh cookie

Chill: o ok

The Party (and Pera too 9\_9) stand on the giant cookie.

Shy Guy: REVERSED GRAVITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Gravity dorps up and everyone lands back in LMGT's igloo. The giant hole in the floor is gone, but now a portal from the Cookiverse is dumping endless cookies into an overflowing basket.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

## Chapter 12: Legal Shtuff I Guess? I Dunno

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Herbert: GET ME OUT!

Gary: No :)

Herbert: I DEMAND A TRIAL! SOMEBODY GET ME AN EXPERIENCED LAWYER OR SOMETHING!

Banana Dood: HI IM A LAWYER LETS GO TRIALS

Wheel-Bot: ...whut

*END TRANSMISSION*

Chill: Now wut?

Herbert: I'm mad at you guys for getting me sorta arrested I guess so we're going to trial now.

A somewhat dramatic camera thing happens

Mario: My time has come ≖\_≖

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAA A MODIFIED GFACE

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

A giant courthouse appears out of thin air (OOOH, SPOOKY!......? it's spooky rite) and everyone goes inside.

Rookie: I liek sandwiches

The Party, Herbert, and Herbert's minions are sitting in chairs, meanwhile Rookie, the Dorp Trio and a bunch of other doods are on the jury. Mario is at the judge thingamajig wearing a fancy wig and robe thingy.

Kermit: Yay :D

Mario: HELLO HELLO EVERYONE I AM DEH JUDGE CUZ IM AWESOME LIEK DAT

Chill: yey

Mario: BEFORE WE BEGIN I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THE BANANA CREAM PIE WAS DELICIOUS

Herbert: Hey that was my lawyer >:O

Mario: SCROO LAWYERS

LMGT: Su... what are we doing?

Mario: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE TO FIGURE OUT OF COURSE! The courtroom would like to call to deh stand... hmm... BRO

Bro: I get to go first cuz I'm rich of course B)

Mario: Now Bro what did you see tomorrow on Janutober 91nd, 207̃012 at 13:72 BM?

Bro: ...what

Mario: TELL US DARNIT

Bro: This is stupid -\_-

Mario smashes the table with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Mario: HE'S GUILTY

Villager #12: Pit of Death!

Rookie: Pit of Death!

Miron: k

The rest of the jury starts chanting "Pit of Death!" over and over.

Bro: < B {

Bro gets tossed into a three-foot hole filled with snow.

Bro: -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-

Mario: Now the court would like to call to the stand.... KLUTZY!

Klutzy: Clickity clicky click ka-click

Mario: I COMPLETELY AGREE!

Klutzy: Click! :D

Mario: I DO deserve another pie C:

Mario eats an apple pie.

Apple Kid: ...That's terrifying. Oh and EAT AT JOE'S!

yey confetti

Mario: Oh and PIT OF DEATH

The jury tosses Klutzy in the Pit of Death and he snaps Bro's beak.

Bro: OW STOP HURTING ME I'M RICH

Klutzy: Clickity! > : D

Mario: The courtroom would like to call to deh stand.... hmmm... BATMAN!

Chill: Wut

Herbert: Batman?

Everyone except Mario and Batman: Why Batman?

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

Mario: What will you see IN DEH FUTURE on March 3rd, 2015?

Batman: Well I was sitting in the cafe with Superman and then discussed Spider-Man's latest reboot.

Mario: AHA I THOUGHT SO- wait wut how did you know that

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!

Batman flies away.

Everyone except Batman: O\_O

Mario: Err anywai now the courtroom would liek to call DIPPER PINES TO DEH STAND

Chill: \*O\*

Mario: Su Dipper what did you see in the episode after Society of the Blind Eye C:

Dipper: Dude that's kind of spoilers. I can't tell you that.

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO

Shy Guy: I just realized how much I scrooed up the timeline... Blendin's Game hasn't aired yet, but Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are already released but the Pirate Party hasn't started! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Bill Cipher: AHAHAHAHAHA

Bill explodes.

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mario: And now our final witness-

Rookie: HAI A BUTTON

Rookie pushes a button and the courthouse falls into the Box Dimension with the Pit of Death.

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everything keeps falling through more Box Portals until...

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The courthouse falls into a lake of lava and melts, but everyone escapes. Including the Dorp Trio, sadly. :(

Brook's Ghost: YOU NEVER RESTORED ME!

Shy Guy: Oh, oops.

Brook suddenly appears.

Herbert: GRRR! YOU RUINED MY TRIAL! NOW I AM VERY ANGRY WHICH YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE I AM TALKING IN CAPS LIKE FOURTH WALL!

* **VS. HERBERT AND KLUTZY**

Herbert: And now I'm gonna use hax

Herbert pushes a button and the entire Party loses their turn.

RPG Box: HEY! YOU CHEATED!

Herbert punches RPG Box into some lava.

*Herbert > Attacks > Push Button*

Herbert: With this button... I CAN USE ANY ATTACK IN THE ENTIRE STORY! MWAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!

Herbert pushes the button and a speaker pops out and quacks.

The Party: ... (14/15)

Herbert: Grrr... freaking Quackerpingu...

Quacker: ENJOY YOUR PLANS, HERBERT, BEFORE I SPOIL YOUR PLANS, HERBERT!

The Test Bots tape Quacker to a chair.

*Klutzy > Attacks > Snap > Chill*

Chill: ASDFMOVIE!!1!111 (4/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Amulet Shine > Klutzy*

Klutzy: CLIIIICK!!!1111 @\_@ (65/70)

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down > Herbert*

Herbert: OW MUMU!! Err, I mean THAT BARELY HURT AT ALL MWAHAHA (90/100)

*CK > Attacks > The Nog > Herbert*

Herbert: OW WHAT THE (80/100)

*LMGT > Attacks > You're Toast! > Klutzy*

Klutzy: CLICKITY! (60/70)

Klutzy got burninated

*Brook > Attacks > !pwn > Herbert*

Brook: !pwn Herbert

CKBot !pwns Brook instead and tosses him right at Herbert.

Brook: owwww (0/15)

Herbert: ow (72/100)

*Bro > Attacks > TNT > Herbert*

BOOOM!!!!!

Herbert: HEY THATS NOT ALLOWED BECAUSE I SAID SO (62/100)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Herbert*

Herbert: BLAGIAGAGAG (55/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Fedora Toss > Herbert*

Herbert: AHHH (48/100)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer > Herbert*

Herbert: YOU CAN'T BAN ME CUZ I'M A MASCOT (38/100)

*Dave > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

BOOM!!!

Herbert: ow (33/100)

Klutzy: CLICK! (55/70)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Cannon Blast > Herbert*

HyperSugar blasts himself out of a cannon at Herbert's FACE

Herbert: OW! (23/100)

*Miron > Attacks > Potato > Herbert*

Herbert: Thanks (22/100)

Herbert picks up the potato and eats it.

*Snow > Attacks > SPAM > Herbert*

Herbert: umm what (21/100)

*Penstubal > Attacks > Sword > Herbert*

Penstubal swings the sword around but hits Miron in the face.

Miron: k (13/15)

*Herbert > Attacks > Push Button*

A horde of bunnies trample The Party.

Herbert: YES A USEFUL ATTACK

Chill: NUUUU (0/15)

Miron: k (8/15)

Brook: I'm still dead over here :(

Everyone else: AHH BUNNIES (9/15)

Klutzy is blinded and can't do anything!

o and he's burninated too

Klutzy: Click :( (54/70)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Herbert*

Herbert: OW (18/100)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Herbert*

Herbert: what is that thing anyway (13/100)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough > Herbert*

Herbert: Ooh pizza (8/100)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Herbert*

BOOM!

Herbert: OW (3/100)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > Herbert*

Herbert: NOOOOOOOOOO (0/100)

Herbert faceplants into the ground.

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Klutzy: Click! (49/70)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Klutzy: Clickity >:O (44/70)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Klutzy: CLIIIIIIIIIICK \*poof\* (39/70)

Klutzy reappears out of nowhere.

Klutzy: @\_@

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling*

HyperSugar uses himself as a bowling ball and knocks Klutzy over.

Klutzy: CLICK!!! (34/70)

*Miron > Attacks > Potato*

Klutzy: ... O\_o (33/70)

*Snow > Attacks > Spam*

Klutzy: Click? (32/70)

*Penstubal > Attacks > Sword*

Klutzy: Click! (31/70)

*Klutzy > Attacks > Snap > Mario*

Mario: @\_\_\_\_@ (0/15)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Klutzy: CLICK! (26/70)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Klutzy tries to eat the donut but he can't because... well he doesn't have a mouth. So yeah.

Klutzy: :( (23/70)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Klutzy: Cliiiick D: (18/70)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Klutzy: ...Click?!? O\_O (13/70)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Klutzy: D: (8/70)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Klutzy: Q\_Q (3/70)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Klutzy goes back in time and comes back fainted.

Klutzy: Cliiiick... @\_@ (0/70)

Chill: YEY WE WON and I'm revived magically cuz bananas

HyperSugar: So uh how do we get out of here anywai

Mario: And why is everything white there used to be shtuff hear before D:

*FLASHBACK!*

The courthouse falls into a lake of lava and melts, but everyone escapes. Including the Dorp Trio, sadly. :(

Villager #12: Sooo... what do we do now?

Villager #31: OOH! OOH! I KNOW! I WILL BE THE JUDGE!

Villager #12: YAAAAAY

Villager #31: I SENTENCE EVERYTHING TO THE PIT OF DEATH

Villager #12: PIT OF DEATH! PIT OF DEATH!

Villager #31 and Villager #12 start picking up everything and tossing it into the Pit of Death.

*END FLASHBACK*

The Villagers pick up The Party, the Dorp Trio, Herbert, his minions, and Quacker and toss them all into the Pit of Death.

Chill: ow

The Pit of Death turns into a Box Portal and everyone faceplants at the Town.

## Chapter 13: BLAGIAGAGAG END TRANSMISSION

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Larry is still flying around in his Junior Clown Car above Club Penguin.

Larry Koopa: I'VE BEEN FLYING AROUND FOR TWO CHAPTERS WHERE ARE THEY?

Fourth Wall: OW!

Larry Koopa: Ha ha >:3

Lakitu: Hallo :D

Larry blows up Lakitu's cloud FOR FUN. how evil of him

Lakitu: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Larry Koopa: Oh look there they are :D

*END TRANSMISSION*

Larry zooms down to the Town.

Larry Koopa: Hi I'm going to defeat you guys now

Mario: WAT!!! But the chapter just started! D:

CK: Well I guess we gotta stall for time then

Mario: GREAT IDEA

Mario picks up Miron and smacks Larry with him a few times.

Miron: k

Larry Koopa: @\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_@

The entire Party somehow squeezes into the Junior Clown Car and hijacks it.

Brook: GET OFF MAH FOOT

The Junior Clown Car explodes because there's too many people in it. Oops.

Shy Guy: Ah scroo it let's just do the boss battal :D

* **VS. LARRY KOOPA**

Larry Koopa: MAGIC

Larry uses his Magic Wand and The Party loses their turn. He also gives himself three turns instead of one.

Chill: Two doods in a row?!? :| AND extra turns?!?

Larry Koopa: There's a reason they called me Cheatsy in the cartoons... and not just because I didn't have a name yet so yeah

*Larry Koopa > Attacks > Magic Blast > Chill*

Chill gets turned into a banana.

Mario: CHILL NUUUUU

*Larry Koopa > Attacks > Magic Blast > Mario*

Mario turns into a cardboard box.

*Larry Koopa > Attacks > Magic Blast > CK*

CK turns into a carton of eggnog. Ironic, isn't it?

*LMGT > Attacks > You're Toast!*

Larry Koopa: OW (95/100)

Larry got burninated yadda yadda you know the drill

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat*

Larry Koopa: HEY WATCH IT (90/100)

*Bro > Attacks > TNT*

BOOM!!!

Larry Koopa: e.o (80/100)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz*

Larry Koopa: BLAGIAGAGGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!!1!1!!111 (73/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Fedora Toss*

Larry Koopa: oof (66/100)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer*

Larry Koopa: AHHHHHHH- \*smash\* (56/100)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Larry Koopa: WHOA (51/100)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Cannon Blast*

Larry Koopa: @\_\_\_@ (41/100)

Larry uses his Magic Wand again and messes with stuff.

*Larry Koopa > Attacks > Magic Blast > LMGT, Brook, Bro, Johnny*

LMGT gets turned into a donut, Brook turns into a lamp, Bro turns into a -12 dollar bill, and Johnny turns into a phone.

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Larry Koopa: AHHH (36/100)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Larry Koopa: That's not funny :C (31/100)

Shark: Yes it is \*trollface\*

Hat Pop: I agree with Sir

*Dave > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

BOOM!

Larry: ow (26/100)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling*

Larry Koopa: oh noes i got striked (21/100)

Random Duck: Quack

Larry Koopa: Ahahaha...haha...haha...HAHAHAHHAHAHA! I WON!

Larry gets ready to turn the last four party members into random objects when suddenly...

PT: AUTHORS MEETING :D

Larry Koopa: What? NO!

Larry drops his Magic Wand on the ground as Goomba, PT, Koopa, and Bullet Bill drag him away, turning a part of the snow into a Pop-Tart. How Goomba drags him away even though he has no hands, the world may never know. Then again since when was logic a thing? :D Oh yeah, Shark grabs the Magic Wand and transforms everyone back.

Shy Guy: Yey, authors meeting :D

Shy Guy jumps out of his chair and follows the other authors.

Chill: Hai, who's gonna write the story nao? D:

Mario: I guess it's time for...

The Party: PIE BREAK!!1!111111 :D

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Miron: .

The Dorp Trio find a mysterious door in the middle of nowhere and go into the author's booth.

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

Miron sits in the chair.

Penstubal: AA NO WHY DOES MIRON GET TO WRITE THE STORY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Miron: Template:Rainbow

Chill: Well we're doomed :D

## Chapter 14: MIRONITIS OH NOEZ!!!

The Dorp Trio start pushing a ton of buttons as the villain transmission starts.

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser: I wonder if Larry defeated those guys yet.

Parakarry: Mail call!

Parakarry hands Bowser a letter.

Bowser: GET OFF MY LAWN!

Bowser smacks Parakarry away.

Bowser: Maybe I should've gone to school and learned how to read... hmm... KAMMY!!!!!!

Kammy Koopa: Yes Your Yellingness?

Bowser: Read this letter for me. NOW!!!1!!!

Kammy Koopa: Let's see... *Dear King Dad, I almost won but the other authors took me away to an authors meeting. Send help (and sandwiches!) -Larry*

Bowser: NOOOO MY PLAN FAILED

*END TRANSMISSION*

Chill: RUN!!!!

The Party is running around the island away from the stuff slowly turning into rainbows thanks to the Dorp Trio.

Slender: HELP ME!!!

Slender is standing on a rock surrounded by rainbows.

CK: Yeah no we're not going over there

Miron: k ( ≖‿≖)

Snow pushes a button which engulfs the rock in Template:Rainbow and turns Slender into a Mironitis zombie.

Slender: Template:Rainbow

Brook: OH NO oh wait it was just slender

Chill: GUYZ I HAVE A SEEKRIT BUNKER SOMEWHERE

Chill pushes his igloo button and The Party follows him with their buddy lists.

Brook: Um guys my buddy list is broken D:

Brook gets touched by Template:Rainbow

Brook: k

Meanwhile at Chill's igloo...

Everyone runs into Chill's backyard.

LMGT: So where is this bunker anywai?

Chill: In hear :D

Everyone squeezes inside a phone booth behind Chill's garden somehow and it turns into an elevator which goes down and does some strange bananas until they come out in a secret HQ igloo in a forest somewhere.

Hat Pop: Where'd you get this? O.o

Chill: The Igloo Catalog of course :D

CK: I HAVE AN IDEA! !pwn Miron

CKBot: ...

CKBot flies off to try and find Miron.

Sasquatch smacks into a window chasing a butterfly.

Sasquatch: .... :D

Chill: Hai look it's That Thing again

Mario: err where are your pufflez? :S

Chill: idk

All of Chill's puffles come out of the elevator as Mironitis zombies.

Orangey: k

Bubbles: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nugget: ( ≖‿≖)

Speedy: Template:Rainbow

Bro: Aw cr-

Goombario: KEEP IT G-RATED!

Johnny: How did you get in here?

Goombario: idk

Dave tosses Goombario at the mob of Mironitis zombie puffles.

Goombario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........................................k @\_@

Shy Guy: Uhhhh what happened here O\_O

Slender and Brook start banging on the door and CKBot shows up as a Mironitis zombie even though he's a robot

Mario: Well we're scrooed :D

Brook: AAAAAAAAAAA

Slender: k

CKBot: Template:Rainbow

Shark: INTO THE FILES!

The Party somehow flies through a ton of swf files and lands in the Hydra room.

Chill: Dang this place is still here

Hydra: RAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!11111

Mario: OH MY GAWSH I'VE MISSED YEW GUYS EVER SINCE THEY SCROOED UP MEDIEVAL PARTY

Mario gives the Hydra a group hug.

Iceman: What's he doing D:

Thunderbolt: idk

Fireball: I am very uncomfortable right now :C

Snow: HAI GUISE

Miron: k

Penstubal pushes a button and gives the Hydra Mironitis.

Fireball: k @\_\_\_\_@

Thunderbolt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Iceman: Template:Rainbow

* **VS. HYDRA**

*Chill > Attacks > Amulet Shine*

Fireball: k (95/100)

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down*

Fireball: AAAAAAA (85/100)

*CK > Attacks > The Nog*

Fireball: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (75/100)

*LMGT > Attacks > You're Toast!*

Fireball: Template:Rainbow (70/100)

Fireball doesn't get burninated cuz... hes fiya

*Bro > Attacks > TNT*

BOOM!!

Fireball: AAAAA (60/100)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz*

Fireball: BLAGIAGAGAGAGAGAGAGG k (53/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Fedora Toss*

Fireball: k (46/100)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer*

Fireball: Template:Rainbow (36/100)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Fireball: k (31/100)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Cannon Blast*

Fireball: k (21/100)

Fireball got blinded by Chill's amulet on deh first turn so no attacks for him HA HA

*Hydra > Attacks > Electrinate > Chill*

Chill: BLAGIAGAIGAGAGAGAGAG END TRANSMISSION! (10/15)

*Hydra > Attacks > Freezinate > Mario*

Mario: halp im frozen

Thunderbolt switches to the front.

Shark: And now we get to start all over :D

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone*

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

President of Dumbness: EEP ITS OVA-

Miron gives the President of Dumbness Mironitis.

President of Dumbness: AAAAAAAAAAA ITS OVA 9000 Template:RainbowTemplate:Rainbow!!!

Snow: That didn't do ANYTHING ( ≖~≖)

Penstubal: AAA NO \*\_\*

Snow: Why are you so Template:Rainbow

Penstubal: Um no that's a crying face \*\_\*

Everybody except Penstubal and Miron: erm whut

Miron: k ( ≖‿≖)

Thunderbolt: so um... k? (95/100)

Fawful: MARIO IS OF THE FREEZINGS

Chill: Fawful? :D

Fawful: Umm... BYE-NESS!

Fawful explodes.

Chill: Awww D:

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Thunderbolt: AAAA (90/100)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough*

Thunderbolt: k (85/100)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Thunderbolt: AAAA (80/100)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Thunderbolt: k (75/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Thunderbolt: Template:Rainbow (70/100)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Thunderbolt: k (65/100)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Thunderbolt: ( ≖‿≖) (60/100)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling*

Thunderbolt: k (55/100)

*Hydra > Attacks > Electrinate > Chill*

Chill: BLAGIAGAGAG (5/15)

*Hydra > Attacks > Freezinate > CK*

CK: D:

*Hydra > Attacks > Burninate > LMGT*

LMGT: OW DOODS (10/15)

LMGT flies backwards into the Hall of Hints oh yeah and Iceman switches to the front.

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Iceman: k (98/100)

Mario is frozen and so is CK YEY SAME SENTENCE

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Iceman: AAAAA (93/100)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Iceman: AAAAAAAAAAA (88/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Ninjaness*

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Iceman: k (83/100)

*Dave > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

Dave: :D

Iceman: AAA (78/100)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling*

Iceman: k (73/100)

*Hydra > Attacks > Freezinate > Bro*

*Hydra > Attacks > Burninate > Johnny*

Johnny: AHHH (10/15)

Johnny flings into the Hall of Hints.

LMGT: yogurt

Fireball: Template:Rainbow

Thunderbolt Template:RainbowTemplate:Rainbow

Iceman: Template:Rainbow

*Hydra > Attacks > RAINBOWINATE > Chill*

Hydra: IMMA FIRIN MAH RAINBOWZ BLAAAAAAAARGH

Chill: @\_\_\_\_@ (0/15)

Chill DIEZ dun dun dun

Fireball switches to the front, Mario CK and Bro are frozen yadda yadda

LMGT: yodoods :D

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Fireball: k (18/100)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Fireball: AA (13/100)

Shy Guy: O\_O what's going on

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

Snow: ajajaja we're taking over

Shy Guy: NU TAKEOVERS FOR YOU

Shy Guy kicks the Dorp Trio out of the author's booth and they all conveniently crash into each Hydra head knocking them all out.

Miron: k @\_@

Snow: ajajaja @\_@

Penstubal: AAA NO

Chill: yey im alive again

The Party teleports back to the Town where everything is normal.

Brook: Hi I don't have Mironitis anymore :D

Some dood is hiding in a box

Aqua: Is the Mironitis gone? D:

Miron: THE MIRONITIS IS NEVER GONE

Shy Guy kicks the Dorp Trio into the Pit of Death.

Herbert: Oh great.

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Herbert puts on earmuffs while Penstubal screams his head off.

Chill: yea i think deh mironitis is gone

Aqua: Okay cool I'm gonna join your party now cuz I can

Bro: Oh great ANOTHER guy who thinks he's a girl -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-

Aqua: !pwn Bro

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

## Chapter 15: We forgot to do a title for this chapter oops

Shy Guy: WHOOPS oh well

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser: Okay I have a brand new plan now this one is REALLY good

Morton Koopa Jr.: Then let's hear this plan of yours King Dad, you are Kooptacular so I am sure it will be great, stupendous, excellent, marvelous, satisfying, super- MFFF!

Bowser: All I gotta do is put all you kids in harm's way at once by ambushing the penguin guys except Junior because I like him WAY better than all of you other noobs

Iggy Koopa: But why D8

Bowser: Cuz you're not actually my canon kids in the Mario games anymore

Morton Koopa Jr.: Why have I not heard of this development, announcement, report, statement, disclos-

Roy gets ready to punch him.

Morton Koopa Jr.: Err previously? \*awkward cough of awkwardness\*

Bowser: Like I said you guys aren't really my canon kids anymore so I don't care that much.

Ludwig von Koopa: Well THAT'S insulting. So I don't get to be the next king anymore?

Bowser: Nope!

Ludwig von Koopa: So... Time Travelers was a lie? ;-;

Fourth Wall: OW!

Shy Guy: Actually Time Travelers takes place in a dystopian future that is not part of the official Not So EPF timeline which is why The Party turns evil for no reason :D

Fourth Wall: OH COME ON!

Lemmy Koopa: Well that explains a lot... wait a minute this is Not So EPF I thought stuff wasn't supposed to be explained :O

Fourth Wall: Stop breaking meeeeeeeee ;\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_;

Fourth Wall cries in the corner.

Wendy O. Koopa: I refuse to go since you don't like us anymore anyway

Bowser: KAMMY!

Kammy Koopa: Yes, Your Swegginess?

Bowser: I told them they weren't my canon kids so brainwash them to make them forget

Kammy Koopa: k

Bowser: AHHH YOU HAVE MIRONITIS!!!

Kammy Koopa: I do? I just thought it was the new "hip" thing to say! Gotta keep up with the times!

Bowser: Who are you, Perapin? Just brainwash them already. .\_.

Kammy brainwashes the Koopalings and they forget that they're not Bowser's canon kids.

Bowser: Now go find them cuz bananas

Koopalings: Yes sir King Dad!

*END TRANSMISSION*

The Party is throwing coconut shells at Pera for some reason.

Johnny: Oh I think the story is back

Mario: Dangit we forgot to eat our pie D:

LMGT: Oh well

LMGT inhales all deh pie.

Shark: Um, did anyone else just notice a HUGE plot hole?

Chill: nope :D

Shark: Okay so Herbert escaped from the EPF with the Earthquake Driller, but two chapters later he was back in jail and then we did the whole courtroom thing.

Shy Guy: wat how did you know dat

Shark: I'm Sharkbate :)

Shy Guy: good point...

Shy Guy goes back to watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Shark: So um, you're not gonna explain it or anything?

Shy Guy: ...

Shark: HELLOOOOOO?

Shy Guy: Nobody... interrupts... MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!!!

Shark explodes.

Hat Pop: O\_O

Mario: Wat you can't destroy Shark >:O

Shy Guy: He interrupted Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

CK: Okay then

The Party goes back to pie break.

Shy Guy: HAI WAIT... phine

Shy Guy pushes a button and Shark pops up out of nowhere.

The Party: YEY

Shark: So are you gonna explain it now?

Shy Guy: phine .\_.

*FLASHBACK!*

Herbert is drilling underground and shtuff

Herbert: MWAHAHA what an easy escape

Klutzy: Click! ^\_^

Protobot: OOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO

Protobot pushes a random button.

Herbert: NO DON'T PUSH THAT ONE

Herbert, Klutzy, Protobot, and the Test Bots get ejected out of the Earthquake Driller and splat into a snowbank.

Protobot: ...Oops?

The snowbank caves in and they fall into a plot hole.

Wheel-Bot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone falls back into the same jail cell.

Herbert: owww

Gary: Oh, you're back! :D

Herbert: Grrr...

*END FLASHBACK*

Pera: Wow, an actual plot hole. How unconventional.</sarcasm>

Chill: Un-WAT

Mario: It means... pie :D but how are plot holes pie O.o

LMGT: Deh world may never know dood

CK: !pwn Pera

Pera: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brook: >:3 !pwn CK

CKBot: ...

Brook gets !pwned instead, as usual.

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Brook gets trapped on the moon with Pera.

Pera: I like girls who wear Blue Alien Costumes, don't you agree?

Brook: ...help ;-;

Meanwhile back on the planet of residence where our stories take place aka Earth...

Bro: So what now?

CK: !pwn Bro

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CK: That's wut :3

A cardboard box falls from the sky.

Chill: OH NOEZ!!!!!

Mario: wut?

Chill: It's a... it's a...

Chill faints.

Aqua: It says it's a "super power ninja turbo neo ultra hyper mega multi alpha meta extra uber prefix box"

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miron: k

Villager #49: HEY! How did you get out?!?

Villager #49 tosses Miron back into the Pit of Death.

Miron: .

The box 'splodez and doods jump out

Larry Koopa: HAI I'M BACK

SUDDEN BOSS BATTLE IS SUDDEN

* **VS. THE KOOPALINGS BECAUSE I'M WAY TOO LAZY TO LIST THEM ALL :D**

Iggy Koopa: Wow.

*Chill > Attacks > Amulet Shine > Larry*

Larry reflects it with his magic wand so he doesn't get blinded but it still hurtz his eyes cuz y'know... shiny

Larry Koopa: ow (15/20)

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down > Roy*

Roy Koopa: AHHHHHHHHHH (10/20)

*CK > Attacks > The Nog > Lemmy*

Lemmy: @\_@ (10/20)

*LMGT > Attacks > You're Toast! > Wendy*

Wendy splashes the toast with water and cools it off.

Wendy O. Koopa: wow rude (15/20)

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat > Iggy*

Iggy: AHGORSUGHSPRUGHSRPOUGSHRPUGOH (15/20)

*Bro > Attacks > TNT > Morton*

Morton Koopa Jr.: Oh no, an explosive, ammunition, bomb, dynamite, mine-

BOOM!!!!

Morton Koopa Jr.: VARIOUS ONAMONAPIA FOR PAIN!!!! (10/20)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Fedora Toss > Ludwig*

Ludwig von Koopa: Uhh okay then (13/20)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer > Larry*

Larry Koopa: BLAGIAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (5/20)

*Dave > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

Larry Koopa: OH NOEZ!

Larry makes a shield around himself.

Dave: wat how did you do that

Larry Koopa: Magic. :)

Roy Koopa: ow (5/20)

Lemmy Koopa: oof (5/20)

Wendy O. Koopa: AHHH (10/20)

Iggy Koopa: AHHAHAAHA why is pain hilarious to me all of a sudden (10/20)

Morton Koopa Jr.: How insulting! I can't believe you would try to explode ME, a Kooptacular Koopa with Kooptacular things to say! Hmph! (5/20)

Ludwig von Koopa: Hmph (8/20)

Larry Koopa: AHHH QUICK WE HAVE TO CHEAT NOW

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Cannon Blast > Lemmy*

Lemmy rolls out of the way and HyperSugar flies into the ocean somewhere.

LMGT: D:

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse > Wendy*

Aqua tries to smack Wendy with her purse but Wendy grabs it and steals ALL DEH MONIEZ

Wendy O. Koopa: :3

Aqua: awww I'm poor now :(

Larry Koopa: Time for us to attack >:D

*Larry > Attacks > Magic Blast > Chill*

Chill turns into a potato.

*Roy > Attacks > PAUNCH > Mario*

Mario: ow @\_@ (5/15)

*Lemmy > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

Dave: my attack >:O

Mario: bleh (0/15)

The Party: ouch (10/15)

*Wendy > Attacks > Throw Rings > CK*

Wendy throws ~~an oversized Spaghetti-O~~ a ring thingy at CK.

CK: wow rood (5/15)

*Iggy > Attacks > Chomp Attack > LMGT*

A Chain Chomp falls from the sky and pwns LMGT

LMGT: NUUUUUUUU (0/15)

*Morton > Attacks > Chat > Brook*

Morton talks so much that Brook falls asleep.

Brook: zzzzz...

Johnny: Hey where did my turn go D:

Shy Guy: ...ooooops

*Ludwig > Attacks > Zap > Bro*

Ludwig zaps Bro with his Magic Wand.

Bro: BLAGIAGAGAGAG (0/15)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Larry*

Larry Koopa: BLAGIAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (0/20)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Roy Koopa: nuuu (0/20)

Lemmy Koopa: bleh (0/20)

Wendy O. Koopa: ow (5/20)

Iggy Koopa: BLAA (5/20)

Morton Koopa Jr.: OH NO (0/20)

Ludwig von Koopa: Ouch (3/20)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Wendy*

Wendy O. Koopa: noooooo (0/20)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff > Iggy*

Iggy Koopa: @\_@ (0/20)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling > Ludwig*

Ludwig von Koopa: OH NO!

WHAM

Ludwig von Koopa: owww (0/20)

do do do victory fanfare

Chill: yey we're alive

Dood With A Sign: WARNING! The next chapter contains extreme randomness! If you are allergic to randomness or are too lame to be exposed to randomness \*cough\*GOOMBARIO\*cough\* you should probably skip to Chapter 17. Bai!

Fawful: HALT! Fawful is the one who does the warnings! I HAVE FURY!!!!!!!!!

Fawful pwns Dood With A Sign.

## Chapter 16: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Kammy Koopa: Your Bad-Breathiness they pwned the Koopalings

Bowser: Good.

Bowser Jr.: YEY IM SPESHUL NAO

Bowser: WAT DID I SAY ABOUT READING COMIC BOOKS

Bowser inhales Bowser Jr.'s comic book.

Bowser Jr.: D:

*END TRANSMISSION*

Arceus: i'm board

Arceus pushes a random button.

Shy Guy: Hai I'm supposed to be the one who pushes random buttons >:O

Arceus: IM ARCEUS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

Arceus zaps Shy Guy.

Everyone except Arceus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_O

</alternate timeline>

Storm clouds go over the ENTIRE island and start raining various fruits.

Hat Pop: oh no the banana rain again D:

Hat gets the umbrella that you thought wouldn't appear again and neither would the banana rains but I'm cheap and reuse old jokes OKAY?!?!?

LMGT: Dis is boring :C

LMGT steals Mario's Machine "Gum" and fills it with chocolate and sprinkles. Then he launches it up into the clouds.

Goombario: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THE WORLD IS GONNA EXPLODE NOW!!!!!

LMGT: Oops?

Dr. Octogonapus: My line! BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH

LMGT: ow :\

Donuts start coming out of the clouds with the fruit.

LMGT: YUSS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

POOF

Iron Man: Hai guys

Chill: Aren't you that dood who is always a few months ahead of us and tells us the terrible stuff CP is gonna do and we don't believe you but then it happens and we all die?

Iron Man: Yeah I'm that dood C:

Shark: Well what is CP gonna do THIS time... can it possibly get any worse?

Iron Man: Yup they're gonna replace the Holiday Party with a Merry Walrus Party :D

CK: Merry wut

Iron Man: There's even a new puffle!!! :D

A Blue Crystal Puffle pops out of thin air.

Iron Man: I named him SPARKLEZ :D

SPARKLEZ: ^.^

Penstubal: AAA NO YOU BROKE THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

Villager #49 kicks Penstubal back into the Pit of Death as the space-time continuum explodes. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

</alternate timeline>

Shy Guy: Wow two alternate timelines in one chapter I must be going for a record :D

</alternate timeline>

Arceus: STOP MAKING ALTERNATE TIMELINES

Shy Guy: no C:

</alternate timeline>

Arceus: okay fine destroy your hard drive see if i care

Shy Guy's computer explodes because he filled his hard drive with alternate timelines.

</alternate timeline>

Mario: Err is it done? :S

Dave: sure

Iron Man: Look I even got an autograph from Merry Walrus!

Iron Man shows them his autographed background.

Shark: IT'S REAL

The Party: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Party faints.

Iron Man: aw man I better get back to the future before SPARKLEZ gets hungry... or is it the present? I'm so confused :(

Another Iron Man appears.

Iron Man: Ohai you must be an even futurer version of me! :D

Another Iron Man: Frozen is getting another party

Iron Man: ...NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Iron Man faints.

A few hours later when everyone is conscious again...

LMGT: Aw dangit the donuts stopped :(

???: SWEET REVENGE!!!

POW

Bro: ow BC

Djf shows up in his wheelchair NAO WITH ROCKETZ ~~for only $19.95 just pay separate processing and handling wait wut~~

Djf: How do u like my Wheelchair 9001 :D

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

President of Dumbness downgrades it to the Wheelchair 9000 and the instant coffee maker disappears.

Djf: noooo my coffee D:

CK: Dat's pretty kewl Djf

Djf: It has rocket boosters, shoots lazors, turns into a mecha suit and other stuff I forgot cuz it's not nearly as kewl as those three

Bro: ...I'm jealous of Djf now. Aw cra-

Koopa: KEEP IT G-RATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

Shy Guy: They grow up so fast C:

*FLASHBACK*

Mario: Um, hey, who are you?

Author: It's a secret. >:)

Shy Guy and Goomba walk in, who are no longer secretive about their identity.

Shy Guy and Goomba: His name is Koopa!

Koopa: Cr-

Everyone in the story except Koopa: KEEP IT G-RATED!

Koopa: Sorry.

*END FLASHBACK*

Mario: DEH NOSTALGIA IT HURTZ

Suddenly a giant mustache appears.

Giant Mustache of Doom: I AM THE GIANT MUSTACHE OF DOOM AND I MUSTACHE YOU TO LEAVE HA HA HA HA... why isn't anybody laughing

Aqua: Cuz that joke was terrible

Giant Mustache of Doom: GRRR I'LL SHOW YOU!

The Giant Mustache of Doom shoots lazors at Aqua out of his eyes.

Giant Mustache of Doom: Wait a minute... I don't have eyes... NOOOOOOO

The Giant Mustache of Doom explodes.

Aqua: err wut just happened

Pera: Now you know why I'm trying to escape this universe

Pera gets a shovel and starts digging to China ~~altho since we're in antarctica and not america that probably won't work~~

HyperSugar: I decided to give myself a line. APPLESAUCE!!!!!1

Bro: Um Brook how did you and Pera get back to Earth anyway?

Shy Guy: SHHHHHHHHHHH it's Not So EPF we're not supposed to acknowledge or explain all the plot holes D: The one about Harbutt was a bonus C:

Brook: Btw Chill guess what we found? :D

Chill: Wut?

Brook: Remember that annoying girl who was sorta liek Mario and was in love with yew?

Chill: oh gawsh yes 9\_9

Brook: We found her in zee ice cream cave inside sum peanut brittle :D

Chill: KD

Mario: LIEK GRAVVY FLAWZ :O

Brook: And there was a sign dat said "I put her in peanut brittle cuz I thought she was annoying plz don't eat the peanut brittle -Some random alien nobody will remember once this story is over"

Chill: GEWD

Djf: I'm gonna go save the world now

Djf pushes a button and the wheelchair turns into a mecha suit and he flies away to save ~~the galaxy~~ some idiot who locked themselves out of their igloo.

Brook: Um, I did dat once... :S

Shy Guy: . . . :3

Brook: WOW :(

Johnny: hey look a banana

The banana turns into Doopliss.

Doopliss: Being a flying banana is boring... so I'm gonna fight you guys again >:D

Doopliss gets crushed by a cloud. Wait how do you get crushed by a cloud? Owell it happened.

CK: I feel like !pwning someone...

CKBot: Now !pwning Someone...

CKBot runs around to try and find Someone.

CK: dorp

Businessbot: Hi I'm back and you should battle me because I said so

* **VS. BUSINESSBOT**

Businessbot pushes a random button and somehow the entire party is made out of paper.

Chill: Paper Chill The Thousand-Year Button?

*Chill > Attacks > Amulet Shine*

Businessbot: Go sunglasses mode! \*fwoosh\*

Chill: dangit

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down*

Businessbot: AHHH CLAMS MY not weakness oh well (120/130)

*CK > Attacks > The Nog*

Businessbot: nuuuuu (110/130)

*LMGT > Attacks > You're Toast!*

Businessbot: Activating anti-burn stuff (105/130)

Blaine: YOU BETTER HAVE BURN HEAL!

Blaine explodes.

*Brook > Attacks > Baseball Bat*

Businessbot: owf (100/130)

*Bro > Attacks > TNT*

BOOM!!!!!!

Businessbot: OH NO IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE (90/130)

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz*

Businessbot: BZZZZKKZKZKZZKZZKZKZZKZKZRT (83/130)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Fedora Toss*

Businessbot: Error error error pineapples not found check the recycle bin or something (76/130)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer*

Businessbot: YOU HAVE 9001 VIRUSES PLEASE EAT SYSTEM AND REBOOT (66/130)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Businessbot: Cannot find November 2014 please try again (61/130)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Cannon Blast*

Businessbot: ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR (51/130)

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse*

Businessbot: Where is teh candy cornz? (46/130)

Businessbot gives himself a facepalm.

Businessbot: Back in business!

*Businessbot > Attacks > Shred > Johnny*

Johnny: BLAGIAGAGAGAGAG (0/15)

Chill: Ohhh... so THAT's what the paper thing was for...

Businessbot: Activating defense shields!

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone*

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

Businessbot: EEK ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC (43/130)

President of Dumbness: EEK HE STOLE MY LINE EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Businessbot: Ha ha ha that barely did anything (42/130)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Businessbot: Ow (39/130)

*LMGT > Attacks > Pizza Dough*

Businessbot: ERROR CAN'T SEE (36/130)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Businessbot: Be careful, I'm expensive .\_. (34/130)

*Bro > Attacks > Cuz I'm Rich*

Businessbot: OW (29/130)

Shy Guy: hai you didn't have enough FP for that >:O

Bro: I'm rich B)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Businessbot: This... to... fluffy! (26/130)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Businessbot: I AM CONFUSION (23/130)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff*

Businessbot: Cannot find November 2014 please reboot and try again (20/130)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling*

Businessbot: OW (17/130)

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse*

Businessbot: ... (14/130)

*Businessbot > Attacks > Shred > Bro*

Bro: THIS IS NOT HOW BRO DIES (0/15)

Shy Guy: Actually you're still alive.

Bro: ...well of course I am. I'm Bro B)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Businessbot: \*no effect\*

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Businessbot: NO (13/130)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Businessbot: NO! (10/130)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Businessbot: ow (9/130)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Businessbot: ERROR 404 (7/130)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Fedora Toss*

Businessbot: NO!!! (2/130)

Shark: THE ULTIMATE TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Businessbot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/130)

Businessbot goes ka-blooey :D

Johnny: yey i'm normal again

Bro: me too B)

Chill: Hai how come we didn't get any new attacks last chapter?

Shy Guy: Err... definitely NOT cuz I scrooed up and forgot :D You guys just um... destroyed RPG Box

Gary: NEVER FEAR GARY IS HERE!

Gary flies in on a jetpack and pushes a button that rebuilds RPG Box.

RPG Box: ...OH MY BANANAZ ITS CHILL AND MARIO AND THE OTHER GUYZ I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Gary pushes a button which blows up RPG Box and rebuilds him with the right AI.

RPG Box: Oh. Right. You earned new attacks! :D

RPG Box somehow pushes a button that causes a banner to start scrolling across the screen with all the new attacks on it.

Aqua: O.o

Chill learned Cardboard! Mario learned Cardboard!

President of Dumbness: EEK COPIES EVERYBODY PANIC!

CK learned Supah Eggynog Beam! LMGT learned Food-nado! Brook learned Sled Racer! Bro learned Construction Site! Johnny learned Android Invasion! Hat Pop learned Platypus Attack!

Hat Pop: :D

PERRY DAH PLATYPUS

Shark didn't learn anything cuz his attacks are way too epic already but Dave learned Hot Cocoa Spill! HyperSugar learned Stinky Cheese Cannon! Aqua learned Flashlight!

Ender Dragon: GIMME ALL YO ANIMAL CRACKERS

BOOOOOM

## Chapter 17: I'm Gonna Get Dat Dere Kirbeh

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser is wearing his sweggy outfit again and looking into a mirror.

Kammy Koopa: What are you doing, Your Swegginess?

Bowser: Preparing for the fight with the penguin guys by making sure I am as sweggy as possible, duh.

The mirror explodes cuz 7.8/10 too much sweg

Bowser: Yep, that's probably enough sweg :D

Ender Dragon: GIMME ALL YO ANIMAL CRACKERS

Bowser: No.

The Ender Dragon runs away in fear of the crazy sweg levels.

*END TRANSMISSION*

Actually, the Ender Dragon destroyed Club Penguin.

...

...

...

You can go home now.

...

...

SERIOUSLY GO HOME

...

okay fine you got me JAY KAY LAWL

WATuDOIN: AHAHHAHAHA WE MADE IT BACK FROM SPACE ALIVE!

Funkid: I NEED OXYGEN

Funkid pretends his game ended to be dramatic and stuff. Um yeah.

Ender Dragon: GIMME ALL YO ANIMAL CRACKERS!

Funkid gets pwned by the Ender Dragon.

WATuDOIN: O.o anyway IT'S REMATCH TIME

???: SURPRISE!!!!!

Kirby flies in on that Warp Star thingy and knocks the entire Party over like bowling pins.

Kirby: Oops.

WATuDOIN: Oh no a pink ball I'm scared .\_.

Kirby inhales WATuDOIN.

WATuDOIN: AHHHHH LET ME OUT I'M TOO VILLAIN-Y TO DIE

Kirby: nu C:

Kirby turns into a Kirby-ish WATuDOIN cuz he's weird.

Kirby: Now I have balloon powerz C:

Catali: MAKE TO BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

Chill: It's been a while since you've been around O.o

Kirby: yeah well Not So EPF got less more weird and I wasn't needed anymoar :C

Ender Dragon: GIMME ALL YO ANIMAL CRACKERS

Mario: Can someone get dis dragon outta here e.o

Shy Guy: sure

Shy Guy gets a sticky hand out of his desk and slaps the Ender Dragon with it and drags him away somewhere else.

Kirby: So what are we doing anyway?

???: Fighting US!

Brook: EEK ITS ZEE SUPER PAPER MARWEEOH DOODZ

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh BLECK!

Dimentio: But first you have to get out of the magic maze

Dimentio teleports The Party away to a maze that's so simple not even a 1-year-old would have problems with it. The Party gets to the end but someone is stuck at the beginning...

Chill: THIS IS TOO HARD!!!1 D:

CK: !pwn Chill

CKBot !pwns Chill to the end of the maze.

Chill: yey

Dimentio: AHAHHAHAHAHA- wait how did you get out so fast O\_O

Shark: It was a REALLY easy maze...

Dimentio: dangit

Meanwhile Jessie and James are flying around in the Meowth Balloon.

James: And that's when I caught this Magikarp :D

Jessie: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Quacker: OH NO! H----S!!!!11

Quacker starts shooting the Meowth Balloon with a Deletion Ray.

Guy In Suit: HEY give that back!

Quacker: Enjoy your plans, h----s, before I spoil your plans, h----s!

Quacker finally hits and the balloon gets sucked into a portal OF DOOM.

Wobuffet: Wobuffet D:

James: OH NO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

poof

Guy In Suit: GIVE THAT BACK!

Quacker: NEVER!

Quacker shoots again and accidentally deletes both himself and the guy in the suit.

Mario: Um... RIP Quacker?

Chill: Nah he'll probably show up in the next story somehow

O'Chunks: 'EY! FITE US LIKE A MAN ALREADEH!

Hat Pop: But I'm not a man

O'Chunks: ...MEH POINT IS INVALID THEN, CHUNKS AWAY!!!!!

Count Bleck smacks O'Chunks.

* **VS. COUNT BLECK, DIMENTIO, MIMI, AND O'CHUNKS**

Chill: noo attacks tiem :D

*Chill > Attacks > Cardboard*

Cardboard Chill appears in front of him.

Chill: Kewl :D

*Mario > Attacks > Cardboard*

I refuse to explain this cuz it's the exact same thing

Chill57181: EXPLAIN IT

Shy Guy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook: MY LINE!

*CK > Attacks > Supah Eggynog Beam > Count Bleck*

CK shoots an epique beam out of deh Eggynogsaber and it's eggnog so um yeah bananas

Count Bleck: OUCH, yelled Count Bleck in pain (65/80)

*LMGT > Attacks > Food-nado > Dimentio*

A tornado of food appears and Dimentio gets sucked in.

Dimentio: AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA mironitis (70/80)

*Brook > Attacks > Sled Racer > Mimi*

Brook disappears. Suddenly a mountain appears out of nowhere and Brook sleds down it and smashes Mimi over.

Mimi: e.o (70/80)

*Bro > Attacks > Construction Site > O'Chunks*

A bunch of construction doods show up and build something on top of O'Chunks.

O'Chunks: ...CHUNKS-A CRY! WAAAAAA!!!! (70/80)

Chill: aw dangit it's pookie

Pookie flies away and the construction site explodes.

O'Chunks: EH WHAT DID I MISS?

*Johnny > Attacks > Android Invasion > Count Bleck*

The Android doods fall out of the sky and start attacking Count Bleck.

Count Bleck: WHAT ARE THESE GREEN THINGS? Questioned Count Bleck. (55/80)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Platypus Attack > Dimentio*

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Agent P comes out of nowhere and pwns Dimentio.

PERRY DAH PLATYPUS!!!!!11111111

Dimentio: OW (60/80)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer > Mimi*

Mimi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK (60/80)

*Dave > Attacks > Hot Cocoa Spill > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: AYE ITS HOT (75/80)

burninated

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Stinky Cheese Cannon > Count Bleck*

HyperSugar fills his cannon with stinky cheese and BOOOOOOM

Count Bleck: THE STENCH IS HORRIBLE, remarked Count Bleck. (45/80)

poisonated? errrr

*Aqua > Attacks > Flashlight > Dimentio*

Dimentio: AHHHH I AM BLINDED FOR ONE TURN SO THE NARRATOR DOESN'T HAVE TO SAY IT AHAHAHA (55/80)

*Kirby > Attacks > Inhale > Mimi*

Mimi: AHHHHHHHH (55/80)

Kirby spits Mimi back out but now he has her POWAZ

Count Bleck: It is time for the remarkable attacks of Count Bleck!

*Count Bleck > Attacks > Void of Doom > Brook*

Count Bleck makes a void thingy and Brook gets sucked in.

Brook: WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (0/15)

*Mimi > Attacks > Transform > Shark*

Mimi: mimimimimimimimimimi

Mimi turns into Shark... but she doesn't have any FP so The Party is pretty much doomed.

*O'Chunks > Attacks > Toss > Chill*

O'Chunks tosses Cardboard Chill away and does a dance.

Chill: ...

Count Bleck gets poisoned...

Count Bleck: BLECK! (44/80)

...and O'Chunks gets burned.

O'Chunks: AYE! (74/80)

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > O'Chunks*

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

O'Chunks: MEH EARS (69/80)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine "Gum" > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: This... to... Sticky! Said Count Bleck while imitating Catali. (39/80)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Dimentio*

Dimentio: !1!1!1!1!!!!1 (50/80)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Mimi*

Mimi: I AM SHARK (52/80)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: AYE-EEEEEE (64/80)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: BLECK!!11!!1 (34/80)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Count Bleck: WHAT ARE THESE (29/80)

Dimentio: IT'S SO FLUFFY (45/80)

Mimi: MUST RESIST CUTE (47/80)

O'Chunks: insert song about count bleck here (29/80)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Dimentio*

Dimentio: NOOOO (40/80)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff > Mimi*

Mimi: AHHHHHHHH (42/80)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: ow (24/80)

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: That is very rude, remarked Count Bleck. (24/80)

*Kirby > Attacks > Transform > Count Bleck*

Kirby TURNS INTO COUNT BLECK. Yep, they're doomed.

Dimentio: WE'RE DOOMED

*Count Bleck > Attacks > Void of Doom > Hat Pop*

Hat Pop: AHHHHHHH (0/15)

*Dimentio > Attacks > Magic Thing > Kirby*

Kirby: . . . (10/15)

*Mimi > Attacks > Banhammer > CK*

CK: Ow (5/15)

*O'Chunks > Attacks > Toss > CK*

O'Chunks tosses CK away somewhere.

CK: AHHHHHH (0/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Dimentio*

Dimentio: BATTLE OF THE POINTY HATS (38/80)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Mimi*

Mimi: OWWW (39/80)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: OH LOOKY A DON- ow (21/80)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: BLECK! (19/80)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > Dimentio*

Dimentio: AHAHA ow (33/80)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Mimi*

Mimi: :C (34/80)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: AYE (16/80)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: STOP ATTACKING COUNT BLECK, pleaded Count Bleck. (14/80)

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse > Dimentio*

Dimentio: ow (28/80)

*Kirby > Attacks > Void of Doom > Mimi*

Mimi: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/80)

*Count Bleck > Attacks > Void of Doom > Kirby*

Kirby: Aw dangit (0/15)

*Dimentio > Attacks > Magic Thing > Bro*

Bro: Ow. (10/15)

*O'Chunks > Attacks > Toss > Bro*

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHH (0/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: ergh (14/80)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: OH NO (11/80)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Dimentio*

Dimentio: Oof. (25/80)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: THANKS FOR TEH CAR ow (9/80)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: NONONONONONONONO (6/80)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff > Dimentio*

Dimentio: AND SO I FLY THROUGH TIME LIKE... SOMETHING (20/80)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling > O'Chunks*

O'Chunks: AAYREAOHRAEYH (4/80)

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse > Count Bleck*

Count Bleck: PLEASE STOPPPPPPPP (1/80)

Shy Guy: and suddenly i remember status effects

Count Bleck: STINKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE (0/80)

O'Chunks: ow (3/80)

*Dimentio > Attacks > Magic Thing > Mario*

Cardboard Mario breaks into pieces.

Mario: ... ;-; NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*O'Chunks > Attacks > Toss > Mario*

Mario: AHORSUGPHSRURSPOUSPRUHOPHGS (5/15)

Shy Guy: This is taking too long

Scissors fall out of the sky randomly and Dimentio gets chopped up.

Dimentio: ow (0/80)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

O'Chunks: ;-; (1/80)

Chill: Mario your turn :D

Mario: nah

Mario walks away and comes back with a stick, which he pokes O'Chunks with.

O'Chunks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0/80)

Miron: k

## Chapter 18: Ooh, Seekritz 2: Revenge of the Seekritz

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser: MWAHAHAHAA it's time!

Bowser Jr.: :D

Bowser: KAMMY HURRY UP

Kammy Koopa: I'm coming Your Impatientness!

Kammy comes into the room with a ton of luggage.

Bowser: Uh, Kammy, we're just going to defeat those penguins. And I'm only bringing you along so we can cheat.

Kammy Koopa: But... but I thought we were going on vacation D:

Bowser: ...

Bowser punches Kammy in deh wizard hat. Because we all know her weakness is definitely her hat</saracsm>

Bowser: LET'S GO!

Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Kammy board Bowser's personal special airship and fly towards CP.

*END TRANSMISSION*

LMGT: I'm board

The latest issue of the Club Penguin Times hits LMGT in deh face.

LMGT: ...LEANING TOWER OF DONUTS NOW OPEN TO THE PUBLIC???? FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \*\_\*

LMGT drags everyone to the Ski Village where the Leaning Tower of Donuts is.

LMGT: \*O\*

Kirby: \*O\*

As you can probably guess, the Leaning Tower of Donuts was no longer a thing five seconds later. Yep.

LMGT: tasty \*\_\*

Kirby: I wanted one D:

Black Hole In Chill's Mind: GUYS IT'S AN EMERGENCY

Bro: Err what

Everyone gets sucked into the black hole and end up in some weird, dark, Zee Underwear Drawer-ish place with a gate.

Fonzie: 'eyyyyy B)

Mario: Dang you STILL exist?

Fonzie: Nah I actually got deleted by Quacker in real life.

FLASHBACK!

Quacker walks into a seekrit room.

Quacker: WOW! A Deletion Ray! I can use this to get rid of h----s!

Fonzie: 'eyyyy B)

Quacker: AHHHH! H---N!

Quacker zaps Fonzie with the Deletion Ray and he disappears into a portal which explodes.

END FLASHBACK!

Fonzie: Anyway you're in Chill's mind now

CK: Suuu lemme guess we gotta fight you to get past this gate

Fonzie: Yeah pretty much

* **VS. FONZIE**

Only Mario and CK get to fight cuz dis is a miniboss

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down*

Fonzie: . . . (25/35)

*CK > Attacks > Supah Eggynog Beam*

Fonzie: OW (10/35)

*Fonzie > Attacks > Coooooool > Mario*

Fonzie puts on some sunglasses.

Mario: lolwut OW (5/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Fonzie: ow (7/35)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Fonzie: stop being so rood (2/35)

*Fonzie > Attacks > Coooooool > CK*

CK: erm okay? (5/15)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Fonzie: NOOOoOOOoooOoOOOOooOoopotato (0/35)

Fonzie explodes into party hats and the gate disappears.

Mario: ONTO THE NEXT STAR!

The Party walks through the gate.

Black Hole In Chill's Mind: Hai guys

Brook: EEK EETZ A BLACK HOLE EVERYBODY PANIC!!11!!!11!111

Black Hole In Chill's Mind: ...

HyperSugar: So um where are we anywai?

Black Hole In Chill's Mind: The Mindscape, of course! :D

Violetta: LA LA LA SOME SPANISH WORDS

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Batman throws a Batarang at Violetta and she explodes.

Mario: Yeeeey :D

Catali: Oh Boy! Make to Balloons!

Mario: OH MY GAWSH A LEMONADE RIVER

Mario jumps into a pie tin boat.

LMGT: ...AWESOME!!!

LMGT jumps onto the boat too.

Johnny: Well, YOLO I guess

Black Hole In Chill's Mind: No. Just no.

Dr. Octogonapus: Dr. Octogonapus BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Johnny flings into deh lemonade river :D So yeah the rest of The Party climbs into the boat

Freddy K.: Hi

Apple Kid: EAT AT JOE'S!

Suddenly, confetti

Freddy K.: Nah, I'm good.

Apple Kid: But... Joe's... D:

Freddy K.: I'm hungry.

Freddy K. stares at Apple Kid.

Apple Kid: O.O;

Freddy K.: WHO WANTS PIZZA??! :D

Apple Kid: \*phew\*

Freddy K. nomz Apple Kid cuz... he can, I guess? Don't worry it's the Mindscape so Apple Kid isn't really dead...

Shy Guy: OR IS HE?!?!?!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHH

dun dun dun and stuff

CK: Err... that was a pretty terrible dun dun dun :/

Shy Guy: Yeah... you're right oh well I don't care much :3

???: RAWR

A monster of DOOOOOOOOM splashes out of the lemonade river.

LMGT: NOWAI... IT'S... IT'S...

Huff N Puff: OH NO THE GLUTTON uhhh bye?

LMGT: NEVAH!

* **VS. HUFF N PUFF**

This time it's LMGT and Brook

*LMGT > Attacks > Food-nado*

Huff N Puff: AAAAAAAAAAAAA...H (25/35)

*Brook > Attacks > Sled Racer*

Huff N Puff: Ouch ;-; (15/35)

*Huff N Puff > Attacks > Body Slam > LMGT*

LMGT: ow (5/15)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Huff N Puff: NO!!1!!111 (12/35)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Huff N Puff: AAAAAAA NO (8/35)

Penstubal: AAA NO THATS MY LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Huff N Puff > Attacks > Body Slam > LMGT*

Brook: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook jumps in the way because the script told him to.

Brook: ow (5/15)

LMGT: :D

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Huff N Puff: ;~; (5/35)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Huff N Puff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (1/35)

*Huff N Puff > Attacks > Body Slam > Brook*

Brook: ow (0/15)

LMGT: >:3

Huff N Puff: PLZ NO

LMGT eats Huff N Puff and burpz out party hats

LMGT: yey still tastes like chocolate :D

Chill: Hai guys :D

Brook: CHEEL YOU'RE HERE <3

Chill: ...No.

Brook gets tossed away somewhere.

Chill: I'm actually the Black Hole being Chill cuz the chapter boss is coming up C:

Johnny: Swag

Mario: Sweg\* C:

Bowser: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chill: AHHH 7.8/10 TOO MUCH SWEG

Chill flings Bowser into the Sweg Room.

Mario: Su in the mindscape you're pretty much A Random Pebble?

Chill: Yeah you could say that

Pera: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Pera falls from the sky.

Shark: No, you didn't escape the universe.

Pera runs away in a random direction.

???: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!111111111

Chill: OH GAWSH IT'S HERE

* **VS. PARTY HAT MONSTER**

A giant doohicky made out of party hats shows up.

*Chill > Attacks > Amulet Shine*

Party Hat Monster: RAWRGH (145/150)

somehow he's not blinded cuz... sunglasses? err logic

*Mario > Attacks > Cardboard*

Mario: CARDBOARD MARIO TO DEH RESCUE

*CK > Attacks > !pwn*

Party Hat Monster: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (140/150)

*Johnny > Attacks > Pillow Pet*

Johnny: I FINALLY USED IT

Johnny puts a Pillow Pet where the monster was standing and when it lands... it gets !pwned again :D

Party Hat Monster: blar-blar D: (135/150)

Mario: Wanna have pie while we wait?

The Party: OKAI

A while lator...

splat

Party Hat Monster: @\_@

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone*

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Party Hat Monster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH (130/150)

*Mario > Attacks > Machine "Gum"*

Party Hat Monster: CHICKENNOODLESOUP (125/150)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Party Hat Monster: >\_< (120/150)

*LMGT > Attacks > Food-nado*

Party Hat Monster: FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (110/150)

*Brook > Attacks > Sled Racer*

Brook: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Party Hat Monster: e.o (100/150)

*Bro > Attacks > Construction Site*

Party Hat Monster: AAGH (90/150)

The Party Hat Monster smashes out of the construction-ness.

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Party Hat Monster: :C (85/150)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Platypus Attack*

HE'S PERRY!!! PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!

Agent P: \*chatters\*

AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party Hat Monster: D: (75/150)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer*

Party Hat Monster: Q\_Q (65/150)

*Dave > Attacks > Hot Cocoa Spill*

Party Hat Monster: POTATOOOOOOO (60/150)

It got burned, yadda yadda yadda nobody cares HI MOM :D

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Stinky Cheese Cannon*

Party Hat Monster: >.< (50/150)

It got poisoned now, somebody cares because THINGS CHANGE OKAY?!?

Mario: Wuts with Shy Guy?

Shy Guy: I feel like being weird :3

Mario: o"k"

*Aqua > Attacks > Flashlight*

Party Hat Monster: ...? (45/150)

sunglasses

*Kirby > Attacks > Inhale*

Party Hat Monster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (40/150)

Kirby: nom nom nom ^\_^

*Party Hat Monster > Attacks > Smash > Chill*

Chill: OW (5/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke*

Party Hat Monster: HARHARHARHAR (38/150)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet*

Party Hat Monster: \*crunch\* ;-; (35/150)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber*

Party Hat Monster: D: (30/150)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss*

Party Hat Monster: blaa (27/150)

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack*

Party Hat Monster: >\_< (23/150)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction*

Party Hat Monster: O\_O (18/150)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom*

Party Hat Monster: AAAARGH (13/150)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Party Hat Monster: :/ (8/150)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll*

Party Hat Monster: D: (3/150)

Shy Guy: Oops

Party Hat Monster: !!!!!!!!!!11111 (1/150)

Fourth Wall: OW!

A brick from the Fourth Wall falls on the Party Hat Monster's head.

Party Hat Monster: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0/150)

BOOOOOOM EXPLOSION INTO MILLIONZ OF PARTAY HATS

Kirby: YAY WE WON

???: Ahahahaha... AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! It's funny how dumb you are.

Mario: OH MY GAWSH ITS BILL CIPHA

Bill Cipher: AHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAAHA (1000/1000)

LMGT: :O A GIANT FLOATING NACHO!

Bill Cipher: I'm not a nacho you idiot!

LMGT bites off part of Bill anyway.

LMGT: Nomnomnom... you lied you are a nacho >:O

Bill Cipher: ...fine I'm a nacho. Happy?

LMGT: Yuss C:

The part that LMGT ate reappears cuz MAGIC

Brook: HE HAZ SO MUCH HP!!!!!

Chill: Oyea, you can do anything you want in the Mindscape btw

The Party: ...

Hat Pop: You waited until NOW to tell us that?

Chill: I forgot :3

*Chill > Attacks > I NEED PARTAY HAT POKE*

Chill does a normal Party Hat Poke... but suddenly BOOOOOOOOOOOM EXPLOSIONS PARTY HATS EXCITEMENT

Bill Cipher: AHHHHH (950/1000)

Mario: o i get it :3

*Mario > Attacks > Machine Pie*

Mario shoots 9001 pies out of the Machine "Gum" at Bill.

Bill Cipher: WHY IS PAIN NOT HILARIOUS?!? (900/1000)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynog Splash*

CK splashes Bill with a tsunami of eggnog from the Eggynogsaber.

Bill Cipher: pfffft (850/1000)

*LMGT > Attacks > Carz*

Every model of car ever made flies out of a portal and smashes into Bill.

Bill Cipher: MAKE IT STOP (800/1000)

*Brook > Attacks > Brooktacular*

A million Brook clones (and a few Princess Brooks for lolz) show up and beat up Bill.

Bill Cipher: NO!!! 7.8/10 TOO MUCH BROOK (750/1000)

Bill explodes all the clones.

Brook: :(

*Bro > Attacks > CASH MONEY*

A weird song plays and Bill gets crushed by a ton of gold coins.

Bill Cipher: OW (700/1000)

*Johnny > Attacks > Carz*

Bill Cipher: STOP IT (650/1000)

LMGT: Hai you stole mah attack D:

Johnny: It looked like swag B)

Johnny: What?

Mario: Sweg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Swag

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Animal Army*

9001 bunnies and Perry the Platypus clones show up and start attacking Bill.

AGENT P!!!!!!!!

Bill Cipher: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow (600/1000)

*Shark > Attacks > Ultra-Troll*

Shark pulls the biggest, greatest troll ever on Bill. It's so amazing we can't even show it here and not because we're too lazy to write it :)

Bill Cipher: okay fine that was a good one (550/1000)

*Dave > Attacks > Hot Cocoa Flood*

Dave fills the mindscape with hot cocoa which also ends up turning The Party into cooked turkeys because cooked penguins don't exist I guess.

Mario: HELLO WHY YES I AM A TURKEY :D

Chill turns them all back.

Mario: awww :(

Bill Cipher: IT BUUUUUURNS (500/1000)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Ultra Puffle Cannon 9001*

It's like Cannon Blast but more damage somehow?

Bill Cipher: OW (450/1000)

*Kirby > Attacks > SUPAH INHALE!*

Kirby inhales The Party and spits them out at Bill.

Bill Cipher: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow (400/1000)

The Party: @\_@

Kirby: :D

Bill Cipher: ENOUGH!

Bill grabs the RPG battle and turns it into a pancake.

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Bill Cipher: Quiet you!

Bill zaps Butterfingers and turns him into a llama.

Butterfingers: ... \*llama noise\*

Bill Cipher: You know, I've been impressed with you guys. You are more clever than you look. So I'm gonna let you kids off the hook. You might come in handy later. BUT KNOW THIS! A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change! Until then, I'll be watching you! I'LL BE WATCHING YOU...

Bill disappears.

Shark: Creepy...

Shy Guy: Thanks! :3

Chill: Anyway, you guys better go before you decide to-

Mario gives himself 9001 pies.

Chill: -do that...

Chill turns back into the Black Hole and they all get sucked in cuz... it's a black hole. DURRRRRRRRR! Meanwhile back in the real world...

Mario: WE'RE BAK!

Chill: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Everyone except Bro, Johnny, Hat, Shark, and Aqua start running in circles.

Apple Kid: EAT AT JOE'S!

## Chapter 19: 7.8/10 Too much sweg

*VILLAIN TRANSMISSION*

Bowser: BWAHAHAHA! We're almost there! THE MAIN CHARACTER-NESS WILL BE MINE!

Villager #18: I'll tell you a story about a man, there's no one else quite like him across the land, this man has lots of presents in his hands, taking them from your house was his plan!

Bowser Jr.: Dad who's that

Bowser: I... I don't know...

Villager #18: Yes you've been robbed! Someone stop this criminal! Yes you've been robbed! This is not forgivable! Your door was locked! That evil individual! Yes you've been robbed! This is just unthinkable!

Bowser: O\_o

Villager #18: How could this happen so close to Christmas Day? He just took all of the presents and ran away! What do the police have to say?

Villager #27: Please remain calm, we're on our way!

Bowser: ...

Bowser Jr.: ...

Kammy Koopa: ...

Villager #18: ...

Villager #27: Oh! Oh! Yes! Let's go!

Villager #18: Someone stop this criminal! Yes you've been robbed! This is not forgivable! Your door was locked! That evil individual! Yes you've been robbed! This is just unthinkable! We just found all of the presents that he stole! He's locked himself inside a house made of snow! Let's get some torches-

Bowser: KAMMY MAKE IT STOP THE VILLAGERS ARE TRYING TO OUT-SWEG ME

Kammy Koopa: Yes Your Bossiness!

Kammy Koopa tosses Villager #18 and #27 off the Airship with MAGIC and into the Pit of Death.

Villager #27: OW!

Villager #18: Hello!

Miron: k

Penstubal Template:Rainbow

*END TRANSMISSION*

Ominous doomy doom clouds of doom fill the sky

Aqua: Needs more doom.

Bowser gets a megaphone.

Bowser: ATTENTION EVERYONE! PREPARE FOR ME, BOWSER, TO BECOME THE NEW MAIN CHARACTER OF NOT SO EPF! UNFORTUNATELY THIS CHAPTER NEEDS FILLER SO... ENJOY THE DOOM CLOUDS UNTIL THE BOSS BATTLE!

Mario: o ok

Brook: So wat should we do while we wait for zee battle?

Dave: Watch MLP :D

The Party: NO. !pwn Dave

Dave: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hat Pop: We should travel to the end of the story and see what happens like in the first Not So EPF since this is sort of a nostalgia story that would be cool right?

Chill: ...OKAI :D

Shy Guy: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Shy Guy somehow forces them not to.

Shy Guy: I already had to rewrite the ending of one story because yew dorps ruined it D:

Bowser: Can we fight now?

Shy Guy: Nah

Bowser: ...how about now?

Shy Guy: OKAY

Bowser pushes a button which destroys the airship while everyone parachutes to the ground.

Bowser Jr.: What was the point of that?!?!

Bowser: Explosions is fun

Bowser: It's simple, once I destroy you guys then they'll have no choice but to make ME the main character! MWAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH!

Dave: Or they'll just cancel the series...

Bowser: Yeah but I'm too sweg

* **VS. BOWSER AND BOWSER JR.**

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Bowser*

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: ow (165/170)

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down > Bowser*

Bowser: OW OW OW OW (155/170)

*CK > Attacks > Supah Eggynog Beam > Bowser*

Bowser: RAAAAWR (140/170)

*LMGT > Attacks > Food-nado > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: BWAH! (110/120)

*Brook > Attacks > Sled Racer > Bowser*

Bowser: Grrr... (130/170)

*Bro > Attacks > Construction Site > Bowser*

Bowser: RAAAAAAAARGH (120/170)

Bowser smashes out of the construction.

*Johnny > Attacks > Techno Stuffz > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: YAH! (103/120)

The Junior Clown Car malfunctions and Bowser Jr. falls to the ground.

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Platypus Attack > Bowser*

Perry! Perry the Platypus!

Bowser: Ow. (110/170)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer > Bowser*

Bowser: ASDFMOVIE (100/170)

*Dave > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

Bowser: ow (95/170)

Bowser Jr.: ;-; (98/120)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Stinky Cheese Cannon > Bowser*

Bowser: OH BOY EXPIRED FOOD NOM NOM NOM ^\_^

HyperSugar: ...Cr-

Everyone except HyperSugar: Keep it G-Rated!

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse > Bowser*

Bowser: Wow that's rude (90/170)

*Kirby > Attacks > Inhale > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: AHHHHHHHH!!!!1 (93/120)

*Bowser > Attacks > Bowser Claw > Hat Pop*

Hat Pop: OW (5/15)

The Party: >:O

*Bowser Jr. > Attacks > Bob-omb Toss > Hat Pop and Shark*

Hat Pop: ow e.o (0/15)

Shark: Oh come on (10/15)

*Chill > Attacks > Megaphone > Bowser*

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: e.o (85/170)

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Bowser*

Bowser: Bad memories... D: (82/170)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: WAH (88/120)

*LMGT > Attacks > Donut Toss > Bowser*

Bowser: DONUT! Omnomnomnom

*Brook > Attacks > Hockey Stick Whack > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (84/120)

*Bro > Attacks > Bro Distraction > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: Oh look a UFO OW (79/120)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > Bowser*

Bowser: oof (77/170)

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Bunny Stampede*

Bowser: STOP! I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS! (72/170)

Bowser Jr.: bunniez :D (74/120)

*Shark > Attacks > Troll > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: D: (69/120)

*Dave > Attacks > Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: O\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_O (64/120)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Bowling > Bowser*

Bowser: ow (67/170)

*Aqua > Attacks > Smack With Purse > Bowser*

Bowser: ow >:| (62/170)

*Kirby > Attacks > Spike Ball > Bowser*

Bowser: AHHHHHHHH (57/170)

*Bowser > Attacks > SWEGGY CLOTHES*

Mario: OH NU

Chill: DEH SWEG

Bowser puts on his ***INCREDIBLY SWEGGY OUTFIT!!!!*** WE'RE DOOOOOOOMED!

Bowser: MWAHAHAHHAHAAHA

Bowser Jr. gets the Junior Clown Car working again.

*Bowser Jr. > Attacks > Spike Ball > Shark*

Shark: ouch (0/15)

Hat Pop: Oops I'm supposed to be fainted

Hat Pop faints again.

*Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Bowser*

Bowser: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! My sweg makes me INVINCIBLE!

Mario: NUUUUUUUUUU

*Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Blah Mallet > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: owwwww (61/120)

*CK > Attacks > Eggynogsaber > Bowser Jr.*

Bowser Jr.: >\_< (56/120)

Chill teleports away somewhere.

Shy Guy: HAI get outta my booth >:O

Chill: Nu :3

Chill throws a bag of pretzels somewhere and distracts Shy Guy with it while he turns off the RPG battle.

Bowser: Oh good now I can destroy you all even EASIER!

Brook: Cra-

Brook: Phine...

Mario: Ohai ur bak

Bowser Jr.: Eat dis!

Boxing gloves pop out of the Junior Clown Car and he zooms toward The Party.

LMGT: ...okai

LMGT eats the boxing gloves.

LMGT: Eh, needs moar salt.

Bowser Jr.: But... but... hey... I didn't mean it like that... ;~;

Goomy: You stole my-

Bowser: NOBODY CARES!

Bowser steps on Goomy and he doesn't die cuz he's Goomy and Goomy is gooey and can get stepped on and.... stuff... where was I going with this?

Bowser: I think all we know is that you're stupid

Shy Guy pushes a button and meteors start raining everywhere.

Bowser: You think that's going to stop ME?

A meteor hits Bowser in the face and disintegrates cuz sweg.

Shy Guy: Uh oh...

Johnny: Hang on let me destroy the Junior Clown Car

Johnny does some techno stuffz (see wut I did thar) and the Junior Clown Car explodes.

Bowser Jr.: OH NO! YOU DESTROYED ALL THE COMIC BOOKS I HAD IN THERE! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!1!1!11!11111

Bowser Jr. shell dashes toward Johnny but misses and splashes into the water.

Bowser: You can never stop my **SWEG**

Bro: ...I know what we need.

Chill: wut?

Bro: To destroy so much sweg, we need something with insane amounts of negative sweg. So... BEHOLD!

Bro holds up the Justin Beeper Singing Toothbrush.

Bro: You did, but I was a noob and saved it so I could give it to you again next Christmas but then I got rich and didn't care but I still have it for some reason.

Bowser: ...you REALLY think a toothbrush is going to stop me?

Bro pushes a button on the toothbrush and the song sorta plays but it's a few years old so it doesn't work as well... yeah...

Justin Beeper Singing Toothbrush: Pookieeeeeeeeeeeee \*static\*kie ooooooooooooooEEEEEEEEEEooooooooh

Bowser: MY EARS!!!!!

Bowser and the toothbrush start repelling each other away like positive and negativ-

Shy Guy: sowwie :C

Anyway Bowser and the toothbrush end up going in opposite directions around the entire planet until they collide over the North Pole and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Chill: WE DID IT YEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Kammy Koopa: No you didn't! You still have to defeat me!

Mario pokes Kammy with a stick and she faints.

Kammy Koopa: @\_\_\_\_\_\_\_@

Bowser: I'll be back! And I'll still try to become the main character...after I get new sweggy clothes.

Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Kammy fly away in the Koopa Clown Car.

Chill: So... is the story over now?

Mario: I think su?

CK: That was phun :D Hopefully we get to do another adventure soon...

LMGT: Well I'm gonna go eat sum donutz

Brook: AND I'M GONNA REWATCH FROZEN!!!!1111

Bro: And I'm gonna be rich as usual B)

Johnny: But isn't there usually an epilogue where we have a party or something?

Hat Pop: Of course there is!

Shark: Um... is this just a cheap way to remind the reader who every party member is?

Shy Guy: ...nooooooooo? aw pancakes I broke the flow

Protobot: PANCAEKS?!?!?!?!??!

Dave: will there be hot cocoa at the party?

HyperSugar: And bowling?!?!?? :D

Aqua: And... uh... insert something that I liek here? ^.^

Kirby: All I care about is the food

## Chapter 20: PARTAY TIEM!!!1

A jukebox appears out of nowhere in Chill's Igloo and starts playing the original anniversary song.

Chill: igloo interface ftw

Snow: This is a kewl party Chill ( ≖‿≖)

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO CHILL MIRON IS STEALING ALL THE NACHOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miron: k

Snow: Template:Rainbow yes you did

Chill: I'm pretty sure I didn't

Snow: Well you meant to

Pera: This party is quite an amusement Chill!

Chill: Okay I DEFINITELY didn't invite you

Mario: HAI PERA SAID A BIG WORD AND I KNOW WUT IT MEANS :D

Slender: This party needs more dark and weird Slender humor

Chill: That doesn't even make sense and HOW DID ALL YEW GUYS I DIDN'T INVITE EVEN KNOW ABOUT DEH PARTAY D:

Slender: Magic :)

Gary: My line! Anyway Chill I decided to bring a new invention to make the party even more amazing so here, this is my Confetti Blaster 3000!

Gary drops a giant machine in the middle of Chill's igloo and activates it, which causes it to explode and disintegrate most of Chill's carpet.

Gary: ...I must be off!

Gary teleports away somewhere.

???: HEY!

LMGT: OH NU IT'S FOURTH WALL ISN'T IT

Herobrine: How come you didn't invite us to the party D:

LMGT: Nevermind it's not :D

Chill: errr... cuz you tried to destroy us?

Herobrine: Oh yeah sorry about that I forgot

Suddenly... BOOM!!!!!!!!!!! And then... BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The igloo went flying!!1!1!1!111111 Actually wait it didn't sorry about that

Fourth Wall: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

LMGT: aw dang

Fourth Wall: THIS TIME I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL, BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWAZ OF A RANDOM PEBBLE

A Random Pebble: ...

Mario: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU not A Random Pebble D:

* **VS. FOURTH WALL (again...)**

*Chill > Attacks > Cardboard*

*Mario > Attacks > Clam Down*

Mario: nyeh

Fourth Wall: HAHAHAAHAHAHA (4999/5000)

Mario: o cra-

Shy Guy: KEEP IT G-RATED!

Mario: Sowwie :S

*CK > Attacks > Supah Eggynog Beam*

CK: EGGYNOG POWA!!!!1111

Fourth Wall: meh (4998/5000)

CK: Oh. We're doomed :D

*LMGT > Attacks > Food-nado*

Fourth Wall: I don't think you idiots get the idea that you can't hurt me. (4997/5000)

Chill: yea... we should try something else :D

Shark: Wait, why didn't anybody think of knocking A Random Pebble out and draining his powas?

Mario: cuz we're all stoopid, durr :D

Chill: and cuz bananas

*Brook > Attacks > !pwn > A Random Pebble*

Brook: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

A Random Pebble: ... (12/20)

*Bro > Attacks > TNT > A Random Pebble*

BOOM!!!!!

Fourth Wall: OW! (4987/5000)

A Random Pebble: ... (2/20)

*Johnny > Attacks > Car of Doom > A Random Pebble*

A Random Pebble: ... (0/20)

A Random Pebble breaks off of Fourth Wall and drains his powas.

Fourth Wall: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO!!! (187/200)

A Random Pebble uses his powas to destroy the concept of FP... this time anyway. And now, a platypus.

Fourth Wall: ...wut

*Hat Pop > Attacks > Platypus Attack*

PERRY DA PLATYPUS!!!!!!!

Fourth Wall: e.o (177/200)

*Shark > Attacks > Banhammer*

Fourth Wall: ow my bricks (167/200)

*Dave > Attacks > KA-BLOOEY*

Fourth Wall: Grrr... (162/200)

*HyperSugar > Attacks > Stinky Cheese Cannon*

Fourth Wall: YOU CAN'T POISON A BRICK WALL, AHAHAHA (152/200)

Chill: Dis is taking way too long D: Let's just break deh Fourth Wall instead!1!1111

Fourth Wall: OH NO YOU DON'T!

Fourth Wall crushes Cardboard Chill.

Chill: lawl

Shy Guy: Hey guys did you know the next story is gonna be called Legend of the Munaydough lol spoilers C:

Fourth Wall: OW (142/200)

LMGT: I liek dat dis is a throwback to teh original story :3

Fourth Wall: ... (132/200)

Shark: I should animate these stories

Fourth Wall: OH COME ON (122/200)

*Fourth Wall > Attacks > Repair*

Fourth Wall magically repairs himself somehow.

Fourth Wall: HAHAHA! (200/200)

Chill: This calls for drastic measures.

Chill pulls the entire Not So EPF Wiki out of his pocket.

Fourth Wall: Aw cra-

Fourth Wall breaks in half before he can make it not g-rated.

Fourth Wall: ;~/~; (0/200)

Chill: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

## Chapter 21: Teh Aloominaty?!?

Mario: Hai guys check out this video I randomly found :D

Mario plays the video and some dood starts talking.

Before watching this video, make sure you have a mouse with you because, this video is very cheesy.

Club Penguin.

Club Penguin is an island.

Rockhopper Island is also an island.

Puffles live on both Club Penguin and Rockhopper Island.

Puffle.

Puffles come in twelve different colors.

Do you know what else comes in twelve different colors?

That's right.

Crayola crayons.

Isn't it suspicious that puffles and crayons both come in twelve different colors?

I thought so.

Colors.

Colors is six letters.

Do you know what else is six letters?

That's right.

Mickey.

Mickey is a mouse.

Mice like cheese.

Cheese is on pizza.

Pizza is popular on Club Penguin.

Club Penguin is owned by Disney.

Disney's mascot is Mickey Mouse.

Therefore...

Mickey Mouse = secret leader of Club Penguin confirmed

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chill: That guy sounds liek a dorp. But nao I wanna find out if it's troo D:

CK: Well we can go to CP's headquarters up in the mountains

LMGT: Wait. Since when did that exist? O\_o

Shy Guy: Since the plot needed it :D

LMGT: o ok

At deh ~~head with quarters on it~~ headquarters...

Chill: HAI MICKEY MOUSE ARE YEW HEAR

Catali: Oh Boy! Meet to Mickey! :D

Bro: How did he get here? -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-

Catali: Make to Magic! :)

Brook: Leave please -\_-

Catali: No, Brookelas! MAKE TO BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!!!

Chill: Hai look a seekrit conference thingy C:

The Party rushes into some doors where Spike Hike, Polo Field, Megg, and Ninja are talking about stuff.

Spike Hike: And then we'll do a Star Wars Rebels Takeover where CP magically transforms into Star Wars Rebels with no logical explanation whatsoever.

Guy Who Has Good Ideas: Why not bring back the Winter Fiesta instead?

Spike Hike: ...get out.

Ninja kicks Guy Who Has Good Ideas out a window.

Polo Field: Uhhh there's people here.

Spike Hike: Oh, uh, hi?

Chill: Hai we're looking for Mickey Mouse :D

Spike Hike: Um, Mickey Mouse isn't here?

Shark: Actually we're magic wizards so we know Mickey is here and he's the secret leader of Club Penguin.

Shark: By the way I just trolled you, we didn't actually know for sure.

Hat Pop: Yeah, thanks for the info

Spike Hike: ...well, time to protect our secrets.

Spike grabs the Deletion Ray.

Chill: OH CRAAAAaaaaabapples.

Spike fires it at Shark but he dodges and it hits Polo instead.

Polo Field: AHHHHH- \*poof\*

Spike: ...let's just tell everyone he decided to leave for bigger and better things on the blog.

Megg: Yeah, good idea.

Polo Field: \*foop\* HELP ME OUT OF HERE I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM QUACKER \*poof\*

## Chapter 22: Quack quack.

Spike Hike: ...well, time to protect our secrets. AGAIN.

Spike grabs a Spy Gadget and teleports The Party out.

Outside...

Catali: MAKE TO MICKEY!

Chill: No...Let's go to my igloo instead.

*Everybody goes to Chill's igloo.*

Mario: What will we do?

?????: QUACK!

Mario: Why should we quack...wait what the?

*A portal to Zee Underwear Drawer appears and Quacker waddles out of it.*

Quacker: Quack.

***To be continued...***