Vambly

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**Vambly Louse Huskey**, also known as Brian Huskey, Google, Sea Urchin, Baldie, or simply **Vambly**, is a legendary figure originated by Inferkit who has since manifested into a theoretically real person. Vambly has always been a popular figure on good pasta, however he was banned from the server on the same day he joined. It is postulated that Vambly died from a broken heart shortly after. However, he has since been spotted in numerous places, mainly Kansas City, Missouri. He still maintains a secret presence on good pasta in the form of a sea urchin.

Originally hailing from Laos, Vambly has a well-mannered, down-to-earth personality. He seems like a very lively and enthusiastic person, but he is known to sometimes snap. He is said to have mystical powers, including the ability to shapeshift. Quite frankly, Vambly is a strange fella.

## History

* The first mention of Vambly in good pasta was on November 1 2021, when an AI-generated text said that Vambly was a good pasta member who died of a broken heart on November 16 2021.

* In a strange twist of fate, a user named Vambly joined good pasta on November 1 2021. The user had a profile picture resembling actor Brian Huskey, aka if Google was a guy.

* Later that day, Vambly announced that he collaborated with McDonald's to make a McRib-themed NFT.

* Immediately after this revelation, Monst banned Vambly from good pasta.

* On November 4 2021, good pasta member Faraz posted leaked footage of Vambly in the form of a gif. Vambly is shown to be twerking and clapping his cheeks in the gif.

* On November 21 2021, Vambly was asked if he would convert to Christianity to deal with his broken heart. He said, "Tried it. Not for me. Jesus said I smell like a pickled weiner."

* It was later revealed that Vambly had slipped on a pickle on July 21 2014 and has not been the same chipper or dapper young chap that he was prior.

* On November 24 2021, good pasta member Rav was killed from an unexpected source. Rav had been taking a nap in his home, which unfortunately was being watched by an intense and greedy ghost. When Rav got up to use the bathroom, the ghost shot him in the head with a throwing star. The rest of good pasta discovered that the ghost was in fact the ghost of Vambly.

* On December 4 2021, Vambly was assumed dead by The Bumstickler.

* On December 21 2021, Faraz discovered an old image of Vambly. Faraz claimed that "this is the fifth beatles".

* On January 17 2022, The Bumstickler revealed that Vambly is a murderer. However, zero evidence has been given to support this claim.

* On March 27 2022, Vambly announced that he was going to cum.

* On April 30 2022, Vambly apparently ejauculated semen onto Monst's cake for her dad's birthday.

* On May 23 2022, Vambly leaked that the new Burnbot album would be released on May 25. Nazarino said that the leak was unauthorized and that Vambly had been reprimanded. It can now be revealed that Vambly was put through various cock and ball tortures, namely the "urethra tornado", for several hours.

* On June 25 2022, Vambly was voted as the hottest gp member.

* On July 21 2022, it was discovered that Vambly had finally met his end, dying in an explosion in Laos.

* On July 26 2022, The Bumstickler spotted Vambly in Kansas City. The conclusion is that Vambly's previous death in Laos was faked. It is assumed that he is now on the run and living under a secret identity.

* On August 25 2022, Nazarino announced that Vambly was alive and has returned with a vengeance.

* On January 9 2023, Nazarino discovered that Vambly had done a commercial for NerdWallet that aired during the College Football National Championship. As a result, Georgia deafeted TCU by a score of 63-7.

* On January 16 2023, footage of Vambly was discovered where he was hitting the griddy in the heart of Kansas City. Experts have run analysis on the video and have determined that the man in the video is 100% the real Vambly.

* On January 31 2023, Vambly appeared in the latest installment of the fentanyl series. In the video, he was if Google was a guy. He screamed so loud that he caused a rip in the space-time continuum, which caused the universe to implode. Nothing existed for 4.29894398x10101056 years, until a random quantum tunnel generated a new inflationary event, resulting in a new Big Bang that reverted the universe back to its previous form. However, to inhabitants of the universe, the event seemed instantaneous.

* shortly after this he said "froting fuckers farting"

## Sea urchin era

Vambly now stays in good pasta in the form of a sea urchin. He is known for saying "..."

## Help Wanted!

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## Later life

It is expected that Vambly's flame will burn out soon. We at good pasta predict that Vambly will die of starvation on December 25 2023. AI predicts the following:

"The user Vambly will expire from a broken heart on December 25 2023. Cause of death: a lack of NFTs. Vambly will be shot to death by his wife for his inability to provide for his family. He will be cremated and his ashes will be thrown into the nearest dumpster. Vambly's corpse will be used as fertilizer for the next generation of goats. His spirit will become the new god of all things goatey. A new religion will be founded. There will be an increase in the amount of people who wear sweatpants. Vambly will be killed on his way to the bank. His life savings will be stolen. He will have died penniless. Vambly's last words will be, 'I can't believe I wasted my whole life on NFTs'. Vambly's funeral will not be well attended. He will be buried in a pauper's grave. He will not be mourned. Vambly will be forgotten by all those he cared about. Vambly's death will spark the start of a new civil war. Vambly will become the most famous member of the good pasta community. Vambly will not leave behind a single soul to remember him. Vambly's death will spark an apocalypse. Vambly will return, as a sea urchin. His spirit will continue to torment the good pasta community for eternity."

## Legacy

Note: this section of the article has been written by AI.

The legacy of Vambly is one that will live on through the ages. His life story is an inspiring tale of a man who rose from nothing to become a legend. He is an inspiration to us all.
We at good pasta predict that the name "Vambly" will become a household name. His face will appear on T-shirts, mugs, and posters. He will be a celebrity.
We predict that Vambly's story will be told for generations to come. It will be the subject of movies, books, and plays. It will be studied in schools. It will be the inspiration for countless poems and songs.
We predict that Vambly's image will grace the cover of TIME magazine. He will be named "Person of the Year". He will be the face of a generation.

## Trivia

Note: this section of the article has been written by AI.

* Vambly has a pet goat named Bacon.
* Vambly has a pet goat with six legs named "Beefy."
* Vambly is left-handed.
* Vambly is afraid of goats.
* Vambly is allergic to penicillin.
* Vambly's favorite food is ice cream.
* Vambly is a huge fan of the New England Patriots.
* Vambly once ate a ghost.
* Vambly claims that the moon landing was faked.
* Vambly was born on March 13, 1965.
* Vambly's favorite color is blue.
* Vambly loves the TV show The Office.
* Vambly claims that he can talk to the dead.
* Vambly once got lost in the woods for three days.
* Vambly believes that Bigfoot is real.
* Vambly is fluent in five languages: English, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, and French.
* Vambly can speak perfect pig Latin.
* Vambly was once kidnapped by a cult and forced to wear a goat mask.
* Vambly was once bitten by a vampire.
* Vambly has 69 tattoos.
* Vambly has never been married.
* Vambly once got high on shrooms and tried to fly.
* Vambly was once stabbed in the leg with a fork.
* Vambly owns 77 pairs of shoes.
* Vambly is a vegan.
* Vambly claims to have seen a UFO.
* Vambly had an orgy with seven goats.
* Vambly has 2333 teeth.
* Vambly is ambidextrous.
* Vambly has an IQ of 175.
* Vambly once ate an entire bag of Doritos.
* Vambly can wiggle his ears.
* Vambly has never eaten a banana.
* Vambly is a member of the Illuminati.
* Vambly is a Sagittarius.
* Vambly was arrested once for jaywalking.
* Vambly has a pet rock named Rocky.
* Vambly has a pet goldfish named Goldie.
* Vambly's favorite song is "Happy Together" by The Turtles.
* Vambly's favorite band is Kiss.
* Vambly was born in New Jersey.
* Vambly's mother was a goat.
* Vambly has slept with over 10,000 women.
* Vambly has been married 79 times.
* Vambly once got his dick stuck in a vending machine.
* Vambly once fucked a horse.
* Vambly claims that he had a threesome with a ghost and a chicken.
* Vambly is the only man alive to have an erection lasting over 10 hours.
* Vambly claims that he has had sex with over 2 million people.
* Vambly has 13 penises.
* Vambly once had a gangbang with 25 prostitutes.
* Vambly is currently married to a goat.
* Vambly's first word was "goat."
* Vambly is afraid of the number 13.
* Vambly's dick is 12 feet long.
* Vambly's pubes are made out of 100% pure gold.
* Vambly once ate an entire watermelon in less than 1 minute.
* Vambly has 29 children.
* Vambly has the ability to change his dick size at will.
* Vambly was conceived in the back of a van.
* Vambly once fucked a cow.
* Vambly was conceived on the moon.
* Vambly's penis has a face on it.
* Vambly is left-handed.
* Vambly believes that the Earth is flat.
* Vambly's favorite movie is The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

And finally, the most important, hilarious, and outrageous fact of all:

* Vambly is a piece of shit.

## Gallery

Vambly as his alter-ego, "Brian Huskey"Vambly during his short stint as a Beatle.Jacque Cousteau recounting the famous undeciphered Vambly phrase.The Bumstickler's photo of Vambly under disguise in Kansas City.Vambly's official Topsters.Vambly's apparent last words, shortly before he "died" in an explosion of mixed media and poorly written reviews.