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Harry Smith's Swimming Lesson

**Harry Smith's Swimming Lesson** is an episode of The Bully that was first aired in March 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins on a Saturday morning with Harry Smith watching Super Baseball Failures on TV. Grace Smith comes in and tells him that she has decided to take him to swimming lessons due to his poor swimming skills. Harry rages about this.

Whilst Harry is getting changed, Grace comes upstairs and tells him to hurry up, so he hurries up when he realises that Pamela Milne may be there.

Liam Smith throws him into the RustBucket 2000 and starts driving him to the swimming pool. He gets out of the car, excited to see Pamela. So he gets changed into his swimming trunks. When he is ready, he looks around to see if he can see her. No sign of her. So he rages, refusing to go into the swimming pool. Dan Nelson, the swimming teacher repeatedly shouts at him for not going in. Harry laughs, so then Dan gets so mad he kicks him hard enough for him to fly into the pool, making a big splash.

Harry looks around and realises that he is in with 7 year olds who attend Colham Primary School and Kilallt Primary School. This causes him to get even more frustrated. The first part of the lesson is to do a backstroke. Harry tells Dan that he has a neck problem, so then he says that if he makes up any more excuses, he will tell his parents and will also tell Pamela not to return.

Whilst feeling outraged, he does the backstroke. He comes up with a way to escape - ask Dan if he can go to the toilet. So then he asks Dan, who allows him to if he is quick enough. When no one is looking, he gets his clothes out of his locker, escapes to the toilet and gets changed. Once he is changed, he makes a run for it. Liam, who is waiting in the car park, is confused as to why he has came out early. Harry lies to him that Dan felt he was too good for his lessons.

Next minute, when Liam is driving, Harry notices Dan running in pain with the kids laughing behind him. Harry gets out of the car and asks them what happened. He finds out that one of them kicked him in the stomach very badly. Harry walks back to the RustBucket 2000 and is driven home.

An hour later, Dan appears at the door, telling Liam and Grace what happened. Grace then bans him from playing Hot Bird on her Eyephone for a month.

## Trivia

* This is the second episode to be based on Horrid Henry Goes Swimming, although this time more loosely.
Harry Smith Plays Craps

**Harry Smith Plays Craps** is a mini episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in April 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith is randomly looking through his cupboard of clothes. He digs out an adult costume that he once wore to Colham Nightclub. He remembers that he wanted to do some gambling, so he puts it on and runs to the Colham Craps Club.

Him and many parents of people he knows sit down and start playing craps. Harry is initially confused by the concept, but then gets the hang of it. To his luck, he wins, screaming in a high pitched voice. All of a sudden, his fake moustache falls out, revealing that he is a teenager. Sam Neilson subsequently phones up the police.

The police arrive and arrest him. PC Chernov tells Harry that he is getting sick of having to talk to him about stuff.

## Music

* Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Casino Night (1 Player) (plays when Harry runs to the Colham Craps Club)
* Super Mario 64 DS - Luigi's Casino (plays while Harry is playing craps)
Gabija Jasikevičius

Age
 Status
 Nationality
 Weight

**Gabija Jasikevičius** (born March 24th 1995) is a Lithuanian student at Genesiscide College. She is known for being Genesiscide's most frequent purchaser of vodka, and she drinks it a lot. She is dating Akköz Gündoğan, a Turkish man who lives in Hungria; she plans to move there soon to live nearer to him. She was born in Vilnius in Lithuania, but moved to Genesiscide when she was 14 via Dundundun Dimension Warp.

She can speak Lithuanian, Russian and English, the former of which is her native language. When people dub her as Russian, she gets really annoyed and beats them up. Once Harry Smith called her a Russian, so she chased him until the police stopped her. Despite this trait she is very well behaved in college, as no one at the college makes that mistake. Gabija is highly intelligent and has very good maths skills; the former reason is what mostly attracts Akköz to her. She also has average physical abilities.

## Report card

* Behaviour - A
* Maths - A
* PE - B
* Smartness - A

**Overall grade - A-**
Harry Smith's Christmas Dance

**Harry Smith's Christmas Dance** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in December 2015.

## Plot

Robert Sullivan goes on the tannoy to announce that there will be a Christmas dance tonight. Even though Harry Smith doesn't normally enjoy Christmas dances, he is excited to pull Zoe Kennedy at it, with the photo being uploaded to Headbook and Stinkstagram. He then hugs Zoe and they kiss in excitement. David Marshall then jumps in the air to say he is going, so Robert tells him not to fart at it. In his thoughts, he plans to do silent but deadly ones.

At 6pm, Harry, David and Zoe go into the gym hall for the dance. Robert tells everyone that they will be having dinner before the dance. Everyone goes into the canteen as they are served with all sorts of revolting Tescow Value meals. Harry spits his brussel sprouts into the bin.

The dance finally begins. Robert pulls his microphone out and says the dance has finally begun, and that if anyone says 'no' to dancing with someone, they will get a demerit. Harry sniggers just before he starts doing the German clap dance with Zoe. In the background, the partnerless Caleb McKinnon is taunting "Harry loves Zoe!". Zoe tells him to ignore Caleb as they get on with the dance.

Harry sneakily shoves William Fraser over, who is dancing with the leftover Louisa McIntyre. He bursts into tears and runs out of the school. Afterwards, Robert tells everyone that they will now be doing the Canadian barn dance. Harry, David and Alan Ross form a group with Zoe, Tomoko Kobayashi and Sally Brittan.

As they are doing the dance, David suddenly falls to the ground. Harry looks behind, only to find Anthony Amsden looking suspicious. He kicks him to the ground; Anthony retaliates by shoving him to the ground and sitting on his face. He screams; luckily, Zoe comes the rescue by kicking Anthony off him. They successfully start dancing again.

Next minute, a window has been smashed. A skateboarder has broke through, blasting drum and bass music! The skateboarder lands in the middle of Harry's group. Tomoko pushes the skateboarder onto his skateboard; she then proceeds to sit on his legs. Though he was unhappy about being pushed, he cheers up due to having a girl sit on him. Robert then grabs the skateboarder and sends him away.

Later on, Robert decides to give everyone a short break. Harry and Zoe wink at each other before going into a toilet having grins on their faces. The episode then cuts to David talking to Mitchell Washington and Gabriella Atkinson while Jamie Wallace is fooling people that Jordan Sanderson is flying in the sky.

Harry and Zoe then walk out of the toilet, looking suspicious. They go back to the gym hall; Mitchell takes a photo of them hugging. Afterwards, the dance finishes and everyone goes home. Harry is feeling overwhelmingly happy, and goes back to playing Zapper Rapper X: Ninja Levels, a expansion pack for Zapper Rapper X.
Harry Smith's Coconut

**Harry Smith's Coconut** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in April 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith wakes up on a Saturday morning. Liam Smith tells Harry and James Smith that him and Grace Smith are going to visit Chocthorpe for a romantic date. She tells them that Amy Wilson's family are going to be looking after them. Harry is excited to flirt with Amy, but James is worried that she'll be mean to him.

Matthew Wilson and Erin Wilson, Amy's parents arrive in their RustBucket 3000 to pick the boys up. They tell them that they are going to visit Gothic Harbour. Harry is excited about this, as he plans to steal a Coconut of Life from one of the imported crates. They get into the RustBucket 3000. Harry makes sure he is sitting next to Amy. Matthew starts driving and the journey begins.

The five of them arrive at Gothic Harbour. Harry walks over to the trading port and sees a small crates with a message that reads "COCONUTS OF LIFE. TO BE SENT TO DUNDUNDUN". When no one is looking, he gets his shamshir out, destroys the crate and runs with a coconut of life, hiding it in his pocket.

When he gets back to them, they tell him that they will be doing a guided tour of the town. Harry is excited for this, as he can't wait to insult the locals by telling them that "emos and Goths are the same". The first part of the tour is the harbour itself, which Harry has already seen. Whilst James is asking the guide questions, Harry flirts with Amy, who ignores him.

The second part of the tour is the Gothic Harbour Culture Centre. When Harry walks in, he tells the receptionist that emos and Goths are the same, leading her to punch him. The coconut falls out of his pocket. She suspects that he stole it, so she goes to the harbour to see if the crate has been broken into. She notices that it has practically been destroyed, so she phones the police.

A policeman named PC Atkinson arrives and arrests Harry, who throws the coconut at him. PC Atkinson is rushed to Dundundun Eastern Infirmary. Another policeman named PC Atchison appears and arrests him. He phones up his parents, who eventually return from Chocthorpe to collect him. The Wilsons, PC Atchison and the receptionist explain to his parents about his bad behavior. Harry and James get in the RustBucket 2000 to go home and the Wilsons continue the tour themselves.

When the Smiths arrive home, Harry is instantly sent to his room. Grace bans him from Noiseworld Video Arcade for three months.
Harry Smith's Obesity Camp

**Harry Smith's Obesity Camp** is an episode of The Bully TV Series that was first aired in August 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins with Harry Smith sitting down and working out ways to make money. He comes up with three ideas: selling his school books, selling photos of Pamela Milne in skimpy outfits or selling James Smith's toys. He shows his ideas to Grace Smith and Liam Smith who disagree with all three of them. This causes him to scream with rage.

That night, he has a dream about returning to Camp Gunvine. The next morning, he comes up with an idea of starting his own summer camp for obese people. He tells his parents and they approve, but only if James can help. He refuses to help, so Harry becomes happy and phones up David Marshall to tell him about his new idea. He comments that it is a good idea, so he decides to help.

David comes round to Harry's house. They go into The Black Foot Gang's fort and start planning the camp out. They decide to have the camp located halfway between Colham and Swotford, so they steal £200 from the bank and start buying resources for their camp, known as The Beefy Camp.

Harry decides to go for a walk with David to their wanted location. They tell Grace Smith that they are hiking to Hellton. She believes the pair and lets them leave the house.

The boys start building their camp on some trees in a field of grass. They hire two Sinco immigrant workers, Uinto Ianotpa and Wanto Ianotpa, to build part of the camp. Caleb McKinnon and Jordan Sanderson, who are on a trip to Countington, tell Shona McKinnon that they can see a camp for obese people, so she turns into the camp. They are the first visitors; Harry and David are delighted.

Ten hours later, the camp is finally complete. More obese people such as Jason Van Dyke and Claymore Cameron turn up at the camp. However, disaster occurs. The treehouses are built to a poor standard, so Claymore falls through the floor of one of them and is rushed to Dundundun Eastern Infirmary. Many of the treadmills are also faulty, as Samantha Boatman flies off onto the main road. A bolt of lighting then hits the surveillance room, and blows up the computers. Harry and David scream, having only earned £5.98.

They run back home, being chased by angry customers. Five minutes later, they get back to their houses. Liam Smith asks Harry what kept him. He says that a guy with a shamshir chased him and David to Shinobiton.

The next day, the incident is on the news. Harry and David are arrested overnight. The Black Foot Gang laugh their heads off about the incident.

## Trivia

* In some countries, this episode was known as Harry Smith's Fat Camp.
	+ Pre-Bully sketches of this episode were titled 'Harry Smith's Big Summer Camp for People Who Need to Lose Weight'.
Harry Smith's First Day Back/Transcript

[The episode starts off with Harry Smith sleeping in bed, then the clock rings and Harry stops it from ringing]

**Narrator:** Harry Smith wakes up to his usual morning. The only difference is that it is his first day back from the summer holidays. He is annoyed about this, so he falls back to sleep.

**Grace:** Harry! Wake up!

**Grace:** Wake up! [pulls covers off bed]

**Harry:** Oh no, the summer holidays have ended!

**Grace:** I don't care. Get changed now! [leaves room]

**Harry:** I may be angry due to the fact that the holidays have ended, but you know what? I can try out my new ways to annoy people!

**Narrator:** Harry then gets changed and immediately walks to his school.

**Harry:** [walks]

**Catriona:** Right everyone. Today we are learning Russian, or as they call it, Russkij. The first thing you need to know is "privet", which means hi.

**Harry:** [pretends to fall asleep]

**Catriona:** [walks towards Harry] GET OUT! You are not actually asleep; you are just being extremely rude and disrespectful. Now get out or I'll put you out!

**Harry:** [exits classroom after farting in Catriona's face]

**Narrator:** Harry is now happy that he has been sent outside, as he can now unleash his ultimate plan: to escape.

**Harry:** [runs towards elevator]

**Harry:** [enters elevator]

[elevator music starts playing]

**Harry:** Elevator music is so annoying...

**Harry:** [farts]

**Harry:** [exits elevator and runs]

**Harry:** Let's do this! [runs down to Colham Town Centre]

**Narrator:** Harry decides to go down to Colham Town Centre to buy him a Red Bull, which will cause him to become hyperactive.

**Lynsey:** Hi, there.

**Harry**: [orders Red Bull]

**Lynsey**: Thank you for shopping at the Co-operative.

**Narrator**: Harry decides to make his escape to the village of Kilallt.

**Harry:** [runs to Kilallt]

**Harry:** [dances on the street]

**Martin:** Hey! You! What are you doing here?

**Harry:** Umm...

**Martin:** You aren't supposed to be here! Get in my car now and I'll drive you back to the school! [throws Harry into his car and starts driving]

**Harry:** Why the hell are you doing this?

**Martin:** I am doing this for you own good. You cannot miss out on the learning as you need it at this moment in time. Now be quiet and don't be cheeky like that again!

**Martin:** [parks car in car park] Now get out!

**Harry:** [jumps out of the car and runs to the school doors]

**Catriona:** I've been waiting here for you, you horrid boy. I am giving you a referral and detention for the entire day. I will also be phoning your parents about this. I can't wait to hear what they will say about you. [walks with Harry and takes him to a corridor]

**Catriona:** Now stand over here! [points to his position]

**Harry:** Whatever... [walks to given position]

TBC
Kongdong

The **Kongdong** is a outdoor sculpture made of marble located at Kong Poop. The statue is a gorilla who resembles Donkey Kong in a squatting position looking like he is about to poop. The sculpture was designed by Richard Lloyd, a local resident. People have been known to hang bras and panties on the Kongdong before uploading photos of this to social media sites, where they often go viral. It is also egged regularly, and it was partially rebuilt after vandals damaged it in June 2017 by cutting one of its hands off.

The Kongdong plays a major role in the movie Kongdong Adventures. In the episode Harry Smith's Snowball Fight, Harry Smith was inspired to make a snowman doing the same squatting pose as the Kongdong.
Harry Smith Becomes a DJ

**Harry Smith Becomes a DJ** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in May 2015.

## Plot

The episode starts off with Harry Smith sitting on his bed, looking at his Eyephone. On Headbook, Patrick McCrae has posted a message stating that he will be offering free DJ lessons. Harry decides to go to the first lesson, so he asks Grace Smith if he can go to Patrick's house. She asks why, so Harry lies to her that he wants to go and see him about a dog. She allows him to, so he runs out of the house and gets to Patrick's.

Harry knocks on the door. Patrick quickly answers and asks him if he is here to become a DJ. Harry says yes, so him and Patrick go into his mixing room. He shows Harry his turntables, which he describes as "sweet". Patrick then logs onto his laptop and shows Harry what to do. He gets the hang of it. When Harry goes onto Gargle to download some Murderers MP3s, Patrick quickly informs him that MP3 is lossy and that he should download the FLAC instead. Harry downloads the FLACs, confused as to why it really matters. Patrick then leaves him to it and goes to the toilet for a rather long dump.

Ten minutes later, Harry lets Patrick hear what he has made. He calls it impressive, whilst doing a weird dance to his mashup. He is so impressed that he asks Harry if he wants to come with him to a DJ festival in Dundundun to play his tune. Harry excitedly accepts the invitation, and gets in Patrick's Toyoats car.

Fifteen minutes later, they arrive at Dundundun DJ Land. The two of them walk into the building. Patrick goes on stage to play a mashup of Chinese folk music and dubstep. When it is finished, Patrick announces that a surprise DJ is coming to perform. When he announces Harry, the whole audience go "BOOOOOOOOOO!" in unison. Harry then runs out, crying. Patrick's Beats by Dr Devil headphones fall off Harry's head and break.

## Music

* Initial D Arcade Stage 3 - Stage Select (plays in Patrick's mixing room)

## Trivia

* In the final scene, Abby Bilson can be seen at the very front of the audience, booing with the rest of the audience including her new boyfriend Hector Junior.
Hardbeats

Theme tune

**Hardbeats** is a town located in County Pooperwick, Homia, beside the River Beats. Its residents are very intrigued by hard trance, hard house, hardstyle and other genres of music with thumping beats. It is twinned with Anjuna-on-Beats, which is situated in County Townton.

Hardbeats has very low incidence of obesity, however injury rates are high due to people dancing too much. To manage this, a large hospital was built in the town in 2000. Although crime rates are average, they are the highest out of all the towns twinned with Anjuna-on-Beats.

A Fat Mart supermarket (Fat Mart Hardbeats) opened in the town in 2011, however protests from local residents forced it to close a few months later.

## Video game appearances

Hardbeats appears in the River Beats towns course in The Bully: Super Kart GP.
Harry Smith's Risky Adventure

**Harry Smith's Risky Adventure** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in March 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith wakes up in the morning, asking Grace Smith if he can go on an adventure to the Northern Highlands of Pedia in County Countington. Coincidentally, she has also been planning to go there soon. Harry gets changed and hops into the RustBucket 2000. However, Liam Smith yanks him out and tells him that first he must do his chores and James Smith's chores. For once, he actually does all of the chores.

The family then all go into the RustBucket 2000. Liam starts driving to a car park halfway between the towns of Countington and Kinlochwick. They eventually arrive at the car park, instantly climbing mountains. Unexpectedly, Harry reaches the top very quickly, shouting "YES!!". However, he looks down and sees David Marshall and Alan Ross with PPIAA-001s. They try to shoot him; however, Harry does an explosive fart at them, causing them to run off. David, however, returns briefly to fart back, shooting at the same time.

Harry decides to jump off the mountain. To his luck, he sees a skateboard, so he jumps on it and skateboards down the mountain, flying off it. However, he nearly falls off a cliff, with the skateboard falling down and breaking in half. He then shouts for help until David tries to drop a 6 ton weight on him, causing Harry to jump down to miss it. To his luck, there is a trampoline at the bottom. He lands on it, jumps off it and runs to the other side.

When he gets there, Alan suddenly comes along, ties him up and threatens him with a knife. However, he breaks free and tells him to move to Jumperbald. Alan starts running, throwing the knife behind his back. Harry then grabs the knife and ties him up to the other side. He threatens him with a knife, too. Alan then starts punching him hardly in the face.

Harry wakes up at 3:30am, screaming in bed and finds out that he was only dreaming. After a few minutes of tossing and turning, he eventually goes back to sleep.

## Characters

* Harry Smith
* James Smith
* Grace Smith
* Liam Smith
* David Marshall
* Alan Ross
* Gregor McDade (cameo on a distant mountain)
* Tim McDade (cameo on a distant mountain)
* Maarjo Mägi (cameo at window when Harry wakes up)

## Music

* The Lost Vikings (Genesis) - Prehistoria (plays when Harry's family climb mountains)
* Wario World - Unithorn's Lair (plays when Alan ties Harry up)
Flirting

**Flirting** is a reoccurring theme in The Bully. It has appeared in many of the TV series' episodes. The main character Harry Smith is notable for it, although many girls find him to be harassing. A good example is Pamela Milne, who found Harry's flirting at Kilallt Swimming Pool annoying; she has started ignoring him. Other members of The Black Foot Gang also enjoy flirting. Girls can sometimes be seen flirting, although not to the same extent as boys.
Harry Smith's First Day Back

**Harry Smith's First Day Back** is the first episode of The Bully TV series. It was first aired in March 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins with Harry Smith waking up in a bad mood, due to the fact that the summer holiday has ended. However he is excited, as over the summer holidays, he has came up with new ways to annoy people. He gets changed into his clothes and walks up to Colham High School.

The day begins with Catriona McMillan teaching the class Russian. Harry pretends to fall asleep. However, Catriona is not fooled and sends him outside the classroom after he farts in her face. He is glad, as now he can unleash his ultimate plan: to escape.

He then takes the lift to the ground floor and runs for his life. He runs down to the Colham town centre and buys Red Bull to make himself hyperactive. He then escapes to Kilallt. However, Alan Ross' dad, Martin Ross spots him and ends up driving him back to the school. Catriona then comes and gives him into huge trouble. He is then put in detention for the entire school day.

During his detention, he throws cigarettes at people walking past him. People report him for throwing cigarettes, so he is locked inside a PE equipment cupboard. To his luck, he finds a shamshir at the very back of the cupboard. He grabs the shamshir, uses it to destroy the door and escapes. When no one is looking, he then runs for his life. By the time it is 3:30, which is when the high school finishes, he quickly runs home.

10 minutes later, Robert Sullivan appears at the door. He then comes and takes Harry to the local police station. The police decide to arrest him for a week. He is also questioned about where he found the shamshir. Samuel Davidson is later arrested when he admits to hiding the shamshir in the PE equipment cupboard.

## Music

* Wario Land 4 - Puzzle Room (plays in the lift)

## Trivia

* Many characters who appear in later episodes are not seen here. Instead, generic pupils and teachers are seen walking about, most of who never make an appearance again.
	+ Some generic characters closely resemble Michelle Milton, Zoe Kennedy, Larry Burton, and Michael Sinclair.
Harry Smith and the Perfect Pansies Club Sleepover

**Harry Smith and the Perfect Pansies Club Sleepover** is an episode of The Bully TV series. It was first aired in March 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith is returning home from school when Mae MacDonald yells at him for throwing up in her shoes. Harry threatens to poop in her schoolbag tomorrow as he scurries into his house.

To his horror, he discovers that James Smith is having a sleepover with The Perfect Pansies Club and they are making girly rainbow fairy cakes to celebrate the occasion! Harry rages after remembering that he is banned from sleepovers since he blocked the toilet at Caleb McKinnon's house, blared insanely loud dubstep at David Marshall's house and got drunk enough to smash random ornaments at Patrick McCrae's house.

At six o'clock, Harry notices James and his friends going to bed already. They sing pop songs really off-key before Harry bursts in, telling them that they will have a real sleepover. Harry starts off by looking up pictures of bikini girls on the Internet, much to James' disapproval. He continues by reading them the most frightening creepypastas he can find online, causing Tim McDade to scream. Grace Smith and Liam Smith, who are relaxing in the living room, get suspicious until they notice that Ärnesti Jukanpoika and Maarjo Mägi are coincidentally chasing Gregor McDade and William Fraser down the street - they assume this is the cause of the sudden shriek.

Harry decides to follow up the creepypastas with a fart olympics. Before they begin, they sneak into the kitchen to steal some baked beans, burritos and cauliflower. Gordon Cameron's terrible thief skills cause him to accidentally turn the microwave on. Harry switches it off just before Liam enters. Soon, Paul McEwan gulps down some vodka, stumbles into the fridge and knocks it down. The group flee - luckily Harry's parents don't hear the commotion because Grace has just tuned the TV to a loud karaoke program.

When they return to James' bedroom, they eat most of the gas-producing food before performing tricks such as using farts to juggle Fancy Hippos DVDs, having fart-fights and levitating with jets of methane. All five eat the remaining spicy burritos to prepare for the grand finale - a group fart!

All five let out a huge boom simultaneously, making a shockwave big enough to break the section of floor Harry and James are standing on! They fall into the living room directly beneath them. Liam and Grace phone Tim, Gordon and Paul's parents, James is banned from sleepovers forever and Harry can't go to the Noiseworld Video Arcade until the damage is fixed. Harry storms upstairs raging more than ever.

## Characters

* Harry Smith
* James Smith
* Grace Smith
* Liam Smith
* Tim McDade
* Gordon Cameron
* Paul McEwan
* Mae MacDonald
* William Fraser
* Gregor McDade
* Ärnesti Jukanpoika
* Maarjo Mägi
* David Marshall (seen in flashbacks)
* Caleb McKinnon (seen in flashbacks)
* Patrick McCrae (seen in flashbacks)

## Music

* Drawn to Life - Mere Thief (plays when Harry and the Perfect Pansies sneak into the kitchen)
Harry Smith Gets Rich Quick

**Harry Smith Gets Rich Quick** is an episode of The Bully TV series, originally aired in March 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins with Harry Smith watching a video of the ten best insults on his laptop. He laughs so hard he faints and knocks his head into the laptop, breaking its hardware. Now he has to find a way to make money - but how?

Harry decides to earn the money himself by setting up a sale. He gathers random bits and pieces to sell such as broken Saga Servant Machine games, school books, James Smith's Fancy Hippos DVD box set, Grace Smith's perfume and Liam Smith's rare 12″ vinyl.

The sale is finally organised outside Harry's house. James soon strolls by and starts yelling once he notices the Fancy Hippos DVD box set with a price tag attached. Harry proceeds to attack him with a taser, tie him up and sell him to Mae MacDonald as a slave. However, Grace notices the act and forces Harry to buy him back or else she would get him locked up in Doonatel Jail.

Later, things aren't going too well for James. Mae is in a bad mood again and constantly criticises his whining and lack of work experience, although he is still skilled enough to be sold back to Harry for no less than £20. Harry reluctantly pays her with Yens he found on the street and fills in for James, who gives all his savings to him as a present for letting him go.

When Mae starts to try out a weird dance, Harry ties Mae up with a skipping rope before lobbing her in a pile of manure. She pays him the £20 back to convince him to leave. He grins with glee, seeing that he now has enough dosh to buy the most powerful laptop on the market.

The next day dawns. Harry and Liam are driving through Colham in the RustBucket 2000. Harry, much to his horror, suddenly notices that they are heading towards the Colham Vintage Store rather than the electronics store - Liam found out about what happened to the perfume and the vinyl. He uses every last penny of Harry's earnings to replace them.

## Music

* Gunblade NY - Midtown Manhattan (plays when Harry gathers things to sell)

## Trivia

* Jordan Sanderson says "You got any weed?" during the sale; this is the first and currently the only time he has said something other than "I dunno".
Harry Smith Finishes School

**Harry Smith Finishes School** is an episode of The Bully that was first aired in July 2015.

## Synopsis

It's the last day of Colham High School! What are the odds that something crazy won't happen?

## Plot

Harry Smith gets changed to go to Colham High School on the last day. He plans to skive but is forced to go by Grace Smith, so he walks slowly out of the house but speeds up when he spots David Marshall and Ellie McCoy. When he reaches them, Ellie gives him a hug, causing David to get so jealous that he power walks away from the pair, who are now holding hands. Alan Ross and Sally Brittan walk past them, holding hands.

Harry and Ellie finally arrive in the classroom. Catriona McMillan says that everyone can go to the ICT room to play the first person shooter Hero Combat. Everyone logs on, with Harry starting a game. David, Alan, Ellie, Jamie Wallace, Blair Cameron and Nick Jones join it; everyone else just sits and plays Bang games. Next minute, Morten Larsen, Edvard Andersson, Bjørn Henriksen and Patrick McCrae join the game, as players are able to connect from Colham College.

Next minute, Ärnesti Jukanpoika, who has just returned from jail and has climbed through a window, sneaks up on Harry and turns off his computer, ending the game. Gregor McDade and William Fraser spot him and scream. Harry kicks Ärnesti in the stomach, so Ärnesti wrestles him to the ground. He then escapes, and Harry is left wailing. Catriona, who is next door printing stuff, overhears the commotion and sends Harry back into the classroom to do a written exercise. He tries to explain to her that Ärnesti wrestled him to the ground, however she doesn't believe him. Afterwards, David and Ellie come along and confirm that he was wrestled to the ground after Ärnesti turned off his computer, so he goes to Robert Sullivan's office and asks him to check this on CCTV.

When she comes back, she tells everyone to sit in silence in the classroom. Ellie gives Harry a hug and a kiss, to his excitement. This cheers him up, and he becomes happy again.

On the tannoy, Robert announces that Harry should come and visit him and says that everyone else can go home. He is annoyed about this, but heads down to his office. When he arrives, he is questioned about what happened, so he explains honestly. Robert then phones up the police, who decide that Ärnesti will be put back in jail for two months. Harry goes home and cheers about his arrest. He subsequently texts about his arrest to all of his friends.

## Music

* HarmoDevil - Häivy (plays when Ärnesti attacks Harry)
Harry Smith and the Surprise Supply Teacher

**Harry Smith and the Surprise Supply Teacher** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in September 2015.

## Synopsis

Catriona is on holday; who would ever think that Harry's dream girl will be today's teacher?

## Plot

Harry Smith wakes up on a Monday morning. He oddly thinks it is a bank holiday, so he goes on his ZCube One and starts playing Zapper Rapper X. Grace Smith shouts at him for not getting ready for school. He realises the bank holiday is next week, so he screams with rage.

Liam Smith throws Harry into the RustBucket 2000 and drives him to Colham High School, due to running late. He arrives, and is confused because Catriona McMillan is not there. He then hears a tannoy saying: "Catriona is on holiday on a tropical island of Sincostan. Can someone please cover for her today? Thank you". Five minutes later, a teacher walks in. He cannot believe it. It is Pamela Milne, who is doing work experience! Most of the boys scream "YEEEEEEESSS!", whilst being confused as to why she is teaching. Christine Peel rages because of her hatred and jealousy towards Pamela.

The first lesson of the day is Maths, which she is somewhat bad at. However, all of the boys are disruptive by screaming like young kids so she stops teaching and lets everyone do what they want. Harry and David Marshall then walk up to Pamela and start flirting. They are sent out when Natalie Skelly randomly accuses them of looking up Pamela's shorts.

Pamela then goes out and speaks to them. They hug her, which gets her angry. She takes them to Robert Sullivan and tells her what has happened. Pamela feels so angry she pours milk all over Robert's face. When Robert is about to send them home, Paul Smith randomly arrives, opens his window and throws a rotten tomato at him. He then phones up PC Chernov, who comes and handcuffs Harry, David, Paul and Pamela. They all let out a big fart of anger.

## Characters

**This list only includes characters who have lines.**

* Harry Smith
* David Marshall
* Natalie Skelly
* Mae MacDonald
* Christine Peel
* Caleb McKinnon (seen cheering, steals a sandwich from Pamela's bag when she goes outside to talk to Harry and David)
* Alan Ross (seen cheering)
* Jamie Wallace (seen cheering)
* Blair Cameron (seen cheering)
* Nick Jones (seen cheering)
* Pamela Milne
* Robert Sullivan
* Paul Smith
* Polly Bernard (seen walking with Paul Smith)
* Grace Smith
* Liam Smith
* PC Chernov

## Trivia

* Later airings of this episode were renamed to "Harry Smith and the Surprise Substitute Teacher".
Harry Smith's Early Christmas Present

**Harry Smith's Early Christmas Present** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in March 2015.

## Plot

The episode opens with Harry Smith asking Liam Smith if he could have his Christmas present early, which to him is apparently more important than curing Ebola. Liam replies that he is being ridiculous, and James Smith explains that if Harry really wants something, he should save up for it, like how James did when he brought his copy of The No-Gnomes' Bumper Book by keeping all his money from The Humanity Fairy. He is then interrupted by Liam, telling him that he should "keep his crappy No-Gnomes to himself". This behaviour has led Liam to make the decision that Harry will not be getting any presents early, if not at all.

Harry asks Grace Smith about getting a present early, but is met with the same reply. James tells him the same thing as before too, but this time he refers to his No-Gnome figures instead. This angers Harry and provokes him to say bad things about James and his No-Gnomes again, which also makes Grace decide that he will have no presents for Christmas and his birthday.

He tries asking Liam again, but he and James know what he is getting at so they have decided to buy him nicotine patches. His response of "you are emotionless" only deepens his punishment of receiving no presents, provoking a response of "Please, please, please! I'm only human!"

Christmas soon arrives. Harry does not treat James like he deserves to, as he still thinks Santa Claw will bring him presents. James explains that kids need to be good to get presents from Santa and suggests that he must do something good, like quit bullying. He refuses, and also doesn't want to quit for 12 hours, or even 1 hour. He eventually decides to be nice to Grace and Liam for the sake of his bullying addiction and Christmas presents.

Harry suddenly realises that it is Christmas Eve, and he cannot think of how to be nice to Grace and Liam. Even at night he hasn't thought of anything, so he asks James for advice. He replies that he should be mature enough to figure out himself, so then Harry threatens to beat him up if he doesn't help. James then tells him that he could make tea. Harry says that he can't make it, so he gets a response of "well... anyone can".

In the kitchen, Harry loses hope, so he decides to spit all over the kitchen, which surprisingly lands in a tea cup by the sink. He passes this off as a cup of tea. He takes it to Grace, who is asleep. She is woken up by him, presenting the 'cup of tea'. She doesn't drink it and he leaves it by the side of her bed.

On Christmas morning, Harry gets one present, an early present for *next year*. In the end it is a book on how to quit bullying, meaning he has to be good all of next year. Harry then goes off in a bad mood, staying in his bedroom for the entire day.

## Characters

* Harry Smith
* James Smith
* Grace Smith
* Liam Smith
* Fluffster
* David Marshall (cameo on the street)
* Patrick McCrae (cameo on the street)

## Music

* Yoshi's Woolly World - Up Shuttlethread Pass (plays on Christmas Eve)
Harry Smith Tells the Truth

**Harry Smith Tells the Truth** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in October 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins at Colham High School, where Mae MacDonald, Louisa McIntyre, Christine Peel, Natasha Sagdiyev and Hannah Johnston are discussing last night's episode of The Only Way is County Genesiscide while the former is texting on her Eyephone. They hang around in one of the corridors; Harry Smith and David Marshall get through by farting at them. Mae drops her phone as the two boys rush past. The bell rings for classes starting - Hannah spots the phone and slips it into her pocket before randomly falling asleep on the floor.

The first lesson is maths. Noticing her phone is missing, Mae rummages through her schoolbag in a panic; Jamie Wallace jokes that she is looking for the value of X in the equation Catriona McMillan is writing on the whiteboard. Everyone roars with laughter before the strict teacher gives Mae a referral for disrupting the class, causing her to become horrendously moody.

At lunchtime Mae confronts Harry, accusing him of stealing her phone earlier and letting out crocodile tears, drawing attention from most of the school! Harry and David dash away with the latter slipping on some stew Colin Naylor spilled on the floor.

The next day, Harry enters the school gates to be met by most of the school booing him! Ella Wolthers interviews him for a report about the issue in the school magazine, to which he insists Mae is lying. However, Ella doesn't believe him as she thinks Mae's version of the events makes a more dramatic and entertaining story! He rages, then Robert Sullivan drags him to his office. As he tries to ask Harry about what happened with Mae's phone, the pupils continue to boo through the open windows. Robert locks him in the meeting room all day to keep him away from his hostile opposition.

After one of his worst school days ever Harry decides to try solving the mystery once and for all. He kicks the door of Mae's shed open, raging at her for spreading her lie to the entire school. Just when he prepares to dump a bucket of fence paint all over the moody girl, she demands him to hand over her Eyephone. This wakes up Hannah, who remembers she picked Mae's phone up yesterday and gives it back to her. Mae is so shocked she freezes for a few minutes; Harry uses this time to phone the school and explain what really happened.

The following day everybody is gathered in front of the school gates to cheer him, waving copies of the latest school magazine with the story of him uncovering the truth on the front page! He receives a merit for one of the first times ever. Meanwhile the pupils toss rotten eggs at Mae, who squeals in anger.
Hannah Harding

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**Hannah Harding** (born April 1st 2001) is a female student in fifth year who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Inchloch house. She is known for having a tsundere personality, which many people dislike. However, she is shown to be nice at times, and many boys find her attractive. She has romantic feelings for many boys despite often being mean to them. She is also a goody two shoes, as she tells everyone in her class to behave. Despite this, she can get physically aggressive at times; she once kicked Gerwald Heerwagen in the face for constantly drumming on his desk with whiteboard pens, leading to her getting suspended. She also hates the fact that her birthday is on April Fools' Day.

David Marshall sometimes farts at her, which she finds annoying. He oddly thinks she will statt crushing on him for his farting abilities one day.

## Quotes

* "Here you go. But don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I love you or anything!" - appears in Harry Smith Chucks an Egg
* "Eww! I'm sniffing your fart because it stinks, not because I love you!"

## Trivia

* Hannah and Ronald Hindle were both born on April 1st, although not in the same year.
Gross Class 1000

**Gross Class 1000** is a retro TV show that began in 1995. It is about a group of school pupils that love picking their noses, doing big farts, pooping in urinals and peeing in public as they strive to overthrow the evil Gross Warrior ZX. Liam Smith watched it as a teenager due to his love for toilet humour at the time, though he hasn't told Grace Smith about this. He recently introduced it to Harry Smith, who now classifies it as one of his favourite TV shows alongside Horrid Henty and Zapper Rapper.

## Characters

* Dave Smellyfart - main character
* Johnny Pooptouch - Dave's sidekick
* Sally Snotface - Dave's love interest
* Brian Buttbrain - Dave's dim-witted accomplice
* Gross Warrior ZX - antagonist

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## Video game appearances

The protagonists from Gross Class 1000 appear in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. Harry can summon them with a TV remote when using his 'GROSS!!' attack, and they damage all on-screen opponents using their disgusting abilities.

## Trivia

* Gross Class 1000 is a parody of Gross Class Zero, a fictional TV show in Horrid Henry.
Harry Smith's Science Chaos

**Harry Smith's Science Chaos** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in September 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith is sitting, feeling tired in a science class. Walter Wheeler tells everyone to read a few pages about types of bacteria in a biology textbook. David Marshall does a big fart in anger of having to read such boring material. Mae MacDonald calls him a stinker.

Ten minutes later, Walter tells the class that they will be looking at insects from a bowl of pond water under microscopes. Blair Cameron spots that most of the microscopes are broken, so Walter decides to leave the classroom and get some more.

Next minute, thanks to Harry, the classroom turns into a madhouse. He starts blasting one of Patrick McCrae's samba house tunes, making everyone rave as Natasha Sagdiyev sings her own lyrics for it. Caleb McKinnon goes into Walter's bag to find food; he finds a frozen box of Macro-Fries! Despite the box being frozen, he scoffs the box. Christine Peel also goes into Walter's bag and takes his selfie stick out. Jamie Wallace randomly throws a chair at the TV screen, so nearly everyone else joins in with tossing chairs around, although all over the place. The chairs knock Louisa McIntyre, Keeley Hughes, William Fraser and Gregor McDade unconscious. Natalie Skelly randomly pours the pond water all over Nick Jones; he is so angry he throws her to the other side of the classroom, and she too is knocked out cold. Freya Clifton then comes and pushes him to the ground.

Walter returns to the classroom with the microscopes. Due to the large mess that has been caused, he lets out a massive scream and faints. Fingal MacLachlan randomly walks past the classroom; when he notices the five unconscious people, he walks in and phones up an ambulance for them. Harry and David snigger, so Fingal wrestles the pair to the ground. Alan Ross throws him out of the window.

Several doctors rush up to the classroom as everyone acts casual by sitting on the chairs. Evan Heron and Mike Hailstones take the five people into the ambulance, which heads to Genesiscide Hospital. The latter explains they will be in hospital for a few days.

The next day, Catriona McMillan hears about the incident and tells everyone in the class to write apology letters to Walter. Everyone groans.

## Trivia

* The track that plays when Harry blasts samba house is *Palty Palty*, an unused track from *Super Monkey Ball 3D*.
Freeze-o-Matic Ice Cream Factory

The **Freeze-o-Matic Ice Cream Factory** is an ice cream factory situated in Poopsterham. It makes more than 200 different flavours of ice cream, which are loved by many consumers from all over Volcanus, especially Harry Smith and David Marshall. It also sells its ice cream to fast food restaurants such as Whoopie-Whoppie. The factory is proudly owned by Steve Frost, who constantly cracks lame jokes.

County Genesiscide's crackdown on obesity notably stopped the factory from selling ice cream to the area in Harry Smith and the Ice Cream Dream. Harry's rage over this drove him to knock down a stack of green bean tins - promotional tokens within them won him a trip to the factory. He accidentally spilled some green beans into an ice cream vat; this inspired Steve to encourage Harry to make more new flavours, restoring ice cream's popularity in the county.

Rival factories include the Pinhead-based Froth Cream'D Ice Cream Factory and the Frosty Freezy Ice Cream Factory in Chocthorpe, though ice cream fanatics brand these competitors (particularly the former) as cheap ripoffs.

## Trivia

* Its theme tune is *Frozen Factory* from *Sonic Runners*.