On an Unknown Beach

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights make a stop in Chult just in time for Jaheira Day.

## Major Plot Points

#### Setting Sail

* The Acolytes bid goodbye to Clementine Jones and Gristle Pete who gave them soup as a parting gift. Muchomucho M Amor put good berries in it. One portion will satiate the hungry for 24 hours. Two portions, however, will cause a creature to be very sick. Aryan Grande dipped her axe of death metal and crossbolts in it.
* Kristof Columbo, still trapped inside a holiday mouse, convinced the Acolytes he knew of an undiscovered island called Caholt. Dewery Thundernsatch and Sybil Ringwell tried to correct him that the island of Chult was inhabited, but he refused their intel and pronounciation.
* It took 30 days to reach Chult. Dikarus Bottombane spent his month at sea sleeping with sailors. Aryan wrote songs. Sybil and Clows Kufas prayed to Lunasa. Sybil also created Olympic games based on lids. Dewey made a lot of stops to the triton communities along the way. Muchomucho communed with crogulls.

#### Chult

* The Salty Swallow docked in Chult's capital city Port Nyanzaru. The city was in the midst of their Jaheira Festival. Kristof said the island itself created this city and its people as an illusion to trick treasure seekers. Queen Maxima introduced herself to the Acolytes and applauded their bravery and victory over Bedlam. Clows had an awkward exchanged with her when he tried to see if she were real.
* Aryan joined Bigsby Bingman on stage and performed a spectacular duet. After the song, Aryan played Port Nyanzaru Roulette and unknowingly drank triceratops piss. A fairy man named Bromo approached the stand and downed the rest of the drinks. Thanks to his strong constitution, he didn't fall victim to the laxative.
* Sudsy and his wife Grab-Stab gave the party free samples of their fried food. Dikarus threw up after realizing they ate rate. Sudsy ate what Dikarus vomitted, which made him vomit again. Sudsy then licked Aryan's soupy weapons, which made him bloat like a balloon. Grab-Stab carried him off.
* The group took part in the festival's pumpkin smashing competition. Clows used gravity magic to smash his pumpkin. Dewey missed his pumpkin and made a hole in the stage, which he fell through. Muchomucho used a firebolt to blow his pumpkin up. Bromo punched his pumpkin into oblivion. Sybil had a pumpkin thrown at her when the judge discovered she tried to use magic to cheat.
* Kristof Columbo told the party he discovered some intel from the illusions. This festival is celebrating Jaheria, a druid who protected Port Nyanzaru from a terrible beast and its mad master. Jaheira then sacrificed herself in a ritual to regrow the city's lost food supply. Legends say Jaheira stored her most powerful magic, the beast, and the beast's creator in a hidden cave.
* The party left the city with Kristof as their guide. They spent the night getting to know Bromo some more. Given Dead Amy's recent betrayal, they were slow to trust a new person. Bromo said all he wanted out of life was the Three Fs (Fighting, Fucking, and Fun). The fairy barbarian flirted heavily with Dewey. Dikarus hated the fact that he found him attractive.
* Sybil turned Muchomucho into a mouse so he could better empathize with Kristof. An owl came and attacked the two mice. Bromo lept into action and punched the owl so hard it exploded into feathers and viscera.
* While traveling through the jungle the following day, Aryan stepped in T-Rex poop. The party had to hide after realizing a T-Rex was nearby. The giant dinosaur noticed Clows and knocked him out of his tree. Dewey struck it with lightning. Clows cast slow on the beast. Aryan stepped in and used speak with animals to parlay with the large lizard. They quickly got off his lawn and he didn't give chase.

#### Jaheira's Cave

* On the third day of their travels, the party discovered a pumpkin statue. When Bromo attached it, the vines that covered the sculpture tried to constrict him. Sybil found words carved into it, but none of the party spoke the language it was written in. Aryan cast comprehend languages and read the druidic words: Give Thanks. Each party member said something they were grateful for and were teleported away.
* The first hall had statues wielding large hammers and tiles of potatoes and pumpkins. Aryan followed the pumpkin tiles to safey and the rest followed her lead. Clows threw a rock Lady Peggy Peggingsworth gifted him at the festival onto a potatoe tile. A statue came to life and mashed it.
* The Acolytes then found themselves in a maize maze. A wrong turn led them to pump kins who exploded with anger, burning the Acolytes. They quickly found their way out after that.
* In a living room, Sybil, Bromo, and Muchomucho were compelled to eat until they were extremely full of poisonous food. Sybil used her magic to see through a wall and saw a chef with a chainsaw hand in a kitchen behind the fireplace. Clows helped Muchomucho steal the grandfather clock in the dining room.
* Muchomucho went into the kitchen first and spoke to a plant. It disliked the chef because he killed plants to make food. Realizing the chef was enslaved here by the Coblin, Muchomucho led his friends inside. They freed the chef and he carved his way out of the cave.
* The coblin was waiting for them in the next room. Bromo, Dikarus, and Dewey slashed him with their weapons. As a legendary action, the coblin made the floor corn pudding, which made several Acolytes stuck in place. When Muchomucho cast heat metal on him, his kernals popped and flew out fiery shards at the party. The coblin slashed at his enemies with his cornstock sickle. Sybil unleashed a firebolt, which trigger more fiery kernals, and Aryan cast mind sliver. The coblin fell to Clows' gravity sinkhole.
* In the next hall, Sybil activated gargoyle statues that flooded the room with boiling gravy. After the party was burned, Clows used his gravity magic to lift everyone up. Sybil magically created an opening to the cave's library. A drunk hill giant woman was in here and she went on an anti-gnome tirade. Bromo beat her in a drinking contest so she had to leave them alone and escort them.
* Carole led them into the den of the beast. The Turducken ate Carole immediately. The turducken unleashed a horrifying gobble that knocked out several Acolytes. Dikarus shot it with his huntress bow. Dewey healed his fallen comrades. Bromo attacked with a flurry of axe swings. Muchomucho summoned 5 quasit demons that surrounded the beast. Aryan's chaos bolt hit the turducken and then made her glow so brightly anyone near her would be blinded. Sybil cast otherwordly guise on herself and struck with her whip.
* The turducken pecked at Bromo and killed a quasit. Dikarus fired another arrow. Clows cast sinkhole on the monstrosity. Bromo slayed the beast with several swings of his axe.
* When the turducken died, it left behind Jaheira's wishbone. Bromo and Muchomucho broke it. Bromo wished for the party to all gain +1 AC. All of the party now has a subltle magical sparkle to their skin that provides addition protection.