LeGrenadier7453

LeGrenadier7453

LeGrenadier7453 is a player of Alterian ethnicity that joined in August of 2021. He rebelled from the country and established a new home country, a nation once known as Waldenburg. He would later experience several periods of foreign rule, under which he was deported from Waldenburg to Nova Cannova, where he founded another nation by that name. He eventually left this region as well, conquering the Bloodycunt from Blaze Clan and founding the Islamic State of Alteria and the Bloodycunt, which he currently lives in.

He was once the holder of the world record for Dumbest Person in Calestinian History, but has since then been greatly outdone by Kai4887 and perhaps other individuals.

## Biography

### Life in Alteria

LeGrenadier7453 joined Calestine through YummyQuee, and was initially a citizen of Alteria. He was one of two Alterians to independently make contact with the outside world, for which he was punished by YummyQuee. As a result of the severe resource shortages and the despotic and incompetent rule of YummyQuee in the early history of the nation, LeGrenadier7453 staged a rebellion against YummyQuee and requested international support. At the same time, there were also food riots and murders across the country, adding to the confusion of outsiders. Eventually, the uprising was put down with military force.

LeGrenadier once held the appointed position of Governor of Limerick, but lost it when he left the country.

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### Nova Cannova

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As a result of his limited rights and de-facto loss of voting power in the Council, Grenadier grew increasingly dissatisfied with Zero2471166's leadership and Nova Cannova's membership of the Empire of Spedolia. Already disfavoring foreign rule in general and loosely aligned with the Confederate States of Aurelia, he was instigated by GramCanMineAway to declare independence from Spedolia.

#### Swastiship Theft

Wanting to possess a swastiship for his own purposes, he was advised to take for himself one of the ships possessed by Zero2471166 rather than to steal or purchase one from the CSA. He rented one of the swastiship tokens from Imperial Arms prior to the conflict, planning not to return it. He had GramCanMineAway extract the Pride of the Navy from the Gramwall and recommission it, but eventually settled on an Andromeda-class cruiser with one autonomous laser weapon and removed long-distance movement controls.

#### Revolution

##### First Day

After gaining possession of the ship, he revolted against Zero2471166, prompting him and John06818097 to invade the country. Grenadier contracted Gramkorps to provide mercenaries and technical support for the ship.

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##### Second Day

On the second day, the fighting resumed. The ship was moved into the bay to increase the difficulty of boarding attempts and attacks from ground-based weapons, somewhat reducing the damage to the country resultant of the conflict for some time. During the fighting, Grenadier revealed that that he would receive reinforcements later in the conflict. This prompted Zero2471166 to draft Colin0607 into the army, who mostly participated in the ground campaign and engaged YummyQuee and GramCanmMineAway. Grenadier's reinforcements, who were recruited from people he knew in real life, either withdrew their commitment or would only be available in several days, meaning his statement had no effect other than escalating the conflict and difficulty for himself.

At a certain point during the conflict, he ordered YummyQuee to bomb the enemy, specifying only to attack legitimate military targets. He did not rescind this order after the ceasefire, which would have severe consequences.

As more of the ship was destroyed and replaced with netherite and thicker glass, the attempts to destroy or hijack the vessel became less and less successful. Even as the weapon system aboard the ship was decreased in strength by XPH4N70MR34P3RX and GramCanMineAway for fairness, Spedolian forces continued to sustain heavy losses attempting to take the ship.

Eventually, spirit250 withdrew from the conflict and Zero2471166 called for a ceasefire to negotiate terms. Grenadier would reject all proposals that did not allow him both independence and official ownership of the swastiship, but negotiations were turning in his favor, with Zero2471166 even offering the position of Emperor of Spedolia (though he would later admit he was lying, and would severely limit his power).

###### 10/25

During negotiations, he was informed by YummyQuee that he had accomplished his mission, sending him an image of the destroyed Spedolian capitol building. Colin0607 soon discovered this as well, renewing the Spedolian to fight and ending negotiations. So great was the anger directed towards Grenadier that Zero2471166 called the United Sped Forces Halo Clan to arms, promising promotions to members who participated in this crusade. Gramkorps also canceled it's contract with Grenadier and GramCanMineAway joined the USF crusade against YummyQuee and Grenadier, but not before helping him to hide the swastiship.

In addition to the USF, Zero2471166 also called for Whoresaw Pact intervention, which Alaskaberia responded to almost immediately. Zero2471166 and RaiderKillz121 began griefing Nova Cannova in creative mode, and the latter attempted mass bombing of several parts of the country, resulting in him being put into survival mode, in which he still continued to attempt mass griefing.

RaiderKillz121 also stole the contents of LeGrenadier7453's ender chest and held it hostage, promising to destroy it at 11:00 PM CDT (his bedtime). In response, LeGrenadier7453 contracted Gramkorps to recover his belongings before they could be destroyed. RaiderKillz121 sent a screenshot of the belongings to Grenadier to blackmail him, but provided the coordinates seemingly accidentally, leading GramCanMineAway and LeGrenadier7453 to believe he was genuinely mentally challenged. Gramkorps investigated and arrived at the location, but it seems that it had been removed, and there were signs of alterations to the cave in which it was stored. Thus, it would appear that against all odds, RaiderKillz121 had somehow outsmarted them.

Grenadier was advised to surrender to Zero2471166 if he could again secure favorable terms, and to continue a guerilla campaign against the Whoresaw Pact inside their own territory, much like how the Simp Empire staged lightning raids against Graminica, stealing their supplies and destroying their fort before leaving the server. He took this to mean that he should attempt to indiscriminately bomb targets across Spedolia, which he failed at. He was pushed from Spedium all the way back to Nova Cannova, from which he attempted to retreat into Alaskaberia. Zero2471166 again called for negotiations, and a second ceasefire was called. After several hours, during which hostilities almost broke out again, GramCanMineAway convinced Zero2471166 to accept surrender on the terms that his second swastiship would be officially and permanently transferred to Grenadier at no cost while he would recover the "missing" ship on his own, as well as assist in the rebuilding of Nova Cannova. On Grenadier's end, he would be enslaved for one week and surrender his independence to Spedolia. The treaty would take effect thirty minutes after signing, during which time Grenadier attempted to raid Alaskaberia before the official end of hostilities.

### Islamic State of Alteria and the Bloodycunt

After his surrender to Spedolia, he would once again declare independence, migrating to Bloodycunt and using his swastiship in several conflicts against Spedolia, which invaded for several different reasons and Blaze Clan, which was displaced by Grenadier in his war of conquest. During this time, the Spedolians discovered the hidden ship and repossessed it.

This move was encouraged by the Aurelian government, which supplied arms, mercenaries, advisory and technical support for ISAB on the condition that they would take upon the name of their nation and wage war in the name of Allah.

ISAB later joined the Fulcrum, also known as the Three Amigos (alongside Spedolia, now under the control of Colin0607, who had recently overthrown Zero2471166 and ended the war with ISAB). During this time, they would execute a joint operation to steal MR1Pümpkin's swastiship, which had been sold to him by GramCanMineAway earlier. He hijacked it and landed north the Cum Valley where it was deconstructed and repossessed by Aurelia.

#### Gridni Clock Conspiracy Theory

Despite his joining of the alliance, he would continue his seditious/subversive activities, in particular his attempts to reveal the secret activities of a supposed deep state conspiracy in the HISASS-01 Facility, would lead him to betraying the organization. He secretly allied himself with RaiderKillz121, and even planned to join the Whoresaw Pact.

He also threatened to reveal Aurelian state secrets and openly plotted to raid the facility numerous times. He compared his intentions to the JSSDF's attack on Nerv in the anime film *The End of Evangelion*, which would suggest that he planned to commit mass bombing and destruction of Claudia in the process.

Not long after he began his master plan, information was leaked (no doubt due to his inability to keep secrets), allowing the Aurelian government to act against him, preemptively revealing the existence of the facility and twisting the narrative in their favor. His collusion with RaiderKillz121 was also discovered very quickly, and affirmed by RaiderKillz121 himself, who betrayed Grenadier just the day after and barring his entry into the Whoresaw Pact.

In the end, he destroyed his international relations and credibility and had nothing to show for it. When questioned by Aurelian interrogators, he was made to realize that he hadn't thought as far ahead as the repercussions of his actions in the case of failure, or even what he would do if he succeeded. He was once again declared the DNBR of Calestine, as the sheer stupidity of his actions far surpassed anything the previous holder, or anyone else for that matter, had ever done. Within the Fulcrum and even the Whoresaw Pact, there was much talk or punitive actions to be taken against Grenadier, though these never came to fruition. One suggested punishment would be to turn him into a Peacekeeper, using his body as a weapon against his own will.

Following this, relations with the CSA normalized and his activities continued on as usual.

#### CSA-ISAB War

With the victory of minecraft wizad in the Aurelian presidential election, relations with the CSA began to sour, a direct result of President wizad's actions. minecraft wizad bleached World Spawn's Kaaba, dubbed the Hindi Cube, white. As it was a sacred site to the religion of Niglam, Grenadier, as the prophet of Niglam, took great offense to this. Instead of fixing his mistake, minecraft wizad completely destroyed the Hindi Cube on the basis that he technically had legal ownership of the object. He then used his executive authority to declare war on ISAB, forcing two would-be allies into conflict. The conflict quickly escalated, with Grenadier enlisting the aid of YummyQuee and Imperial Arms, and Alaskiberia joining the conflict on the side of the CSA. The CSA suffered major initial losses to ISAB, moreso a result of incompetence on the part of the President rather than the military ability and skill of either of the combatants. GramCanMineAway and XPH4N70MR34P3RX took control of the situation, plotting to impeach minecraft wizad and sign a treaty with Grenadier. Meanwhile, Grenadier led an invasion of the CSA in retaliation, and refused to back down to initial peace offers. In the end, minecraft wizad resigned, but nonetheless peace was reached between the two sides.