DVD opening of Cars/Transcript

## Transcript

* **Isabella:** Hey, what’s up, you guys? This is Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. I wanna welcome you all to the very first episode of our new series featuring VHS and DVD openings. (Whispering) Oh, and not to mention *Blu-ray* openings for that matter. (Normal tone) But that’s enough about that. We'll work on the Blu-ray openings later. Anyways, I have not one, but two special guests today!
* **Sonic:** (entering) What up? What up? What up? Hello, everyone. This is Sonic the Hedgehog.
* **Kermit:** And, hi ho, everyone. This is Kermit the Frog here.
* **Isabella:** Hi guys. It’s my pleasure to have you two.
* **Sonic:** Thanks, kid.
* **Kermit:** Yeah, thank you.
* Isabella: And not just us, but we also have…
* **Phineas:** …Phineas…
* SpongeBob: …SpongeBob.
* Lightning: KA-CHOW! And Lightning McQueen.
* Wario: (arriving) And don’t forget me, Wario! And I like garlic. Go Wario, beat Mario!
* Isabella: Really? That evil and greedy counterpart of Mario, who does a lot of gross things? And I’ve seriously heard of this guy before.
* Lightning: Isabella, let’s just do this and get this over with.
* Isabella: OK, Lightning. (Wario leaves) So which VHS opening do you wanna do first, guys? Or DVD or Blu-ray openings? Any ideas?
* Phineas: Wait, I got it! Maybe we should do the opening to the 2000 VHS of Toy Story first.
* SpongeBob: Or we could do the VHS of Stuart Little.
* Lightning: I'd say we should watch Cars first. That’d be *my* suggestion.
* Sonic: Or maybe we should try Despicable Me on DVD.
* Kermit: Or perhaps the 1997 VHS of Bambi. Or maybe we can do Muppets from Space on VHS too.
* Wario: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have a better idea. Barney's Great Adventure!
* (This makes Lightning, Sonic, and Kermit mad)
* Kermit and Sonic: ***NO!***
* Lightning: **NO, NO, NO!!!**
* Isabella: Ok, guys, calm down. I know you find Barney torturous, but I heard a lot of people watch Barney when they were little, although I do admit that the Barney’s Great Adventure movie was kinda bad. I didn’t really like it. And in case we do a VHS opening on that one, we're gonna find out whether it’s torturous or not.
* Phineas: Yes. Yes we will. But we'll work on that later, Isabella. Right now, we have a DVD opening to do.
* Isabella: You’re right, Phineas. And thanks for reminding me. All right, now that we’ve finally made a decision, we are going to do the DVD opening of Disney/Pixar's awesome movie, and it is (shows the DVD cover) Cars. And this is a full screen version of the DVD. From what I heard, the DVD reprints, most notably the 2011 DVD, still use the DVD menu and the THX logo. However, those DVD reprints do use different previews than this DVD.
* Lightning: (realizes he is on the cover) Oh, my gosh! Wow! On the cover, that’s me! I’m actually getting popular on mass media already other than the Piston Cup.
* Isabella: I know, Lightning, but you don’t really have to rub it in. I mean, I can see why you’re famous considering you’re a winning champion seven times in a row, but yeah.
* Lightning: OK, I admit it. I guess I was getting a little carried away. I’m just excited that we get to do this DVD opening. That’s all.
* Isabella: Y'know, it’s not exactly normal that characters would be excited that they’re on the cover of anything but it’s not that big a deal.
* Sonic: As a guy who likes this movie, I am honored to be in this DVD opening!
* Kermit: I’m actually looking forward to this DVD opening too.
* Wario: Well, well. What have we here? If it isn’t the Blue Cat himself.
* Sonic: (starts to get angry) Wario, for the last time, **I'M A HEDGEHOG, NOT A CAT! JUST SHUT UP!** OK? Or I will have you electrocuted!
* Lightning: (enraged by Wario's insults) Yeah, nobody, **and I mean *nobody*, *in the name of the manufacturer,* TALKS ABOUT SONIC LIKE THAT!** (He and Sonic prepare to charge at him, preparing to attack) **COME HERE, YOU! COME HERE, COME HERE!**
* Isabella: Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Guys. Calm down. Look, I know he’s misjudging your species, Sonic, but, you and Lightning, you don’t have to pick fights with him all the time. You two just need to ignore him. So instead of wasting your time fighting, let’s just focus on the DVD opening, OK?
* Lightning: Um, sure, Isabella.
* Sonic: Yeah, let’s do this thing!

* **Isabella:** Alright, I’m gonna put the disc in and let’s get this DVD opening started. (She inserts the disc into the DVD player) All right. So get ready as you sit back, relax, and enjoy our very first DVD opening. (As the disc loads) Oh, I’m going to love doing this DVD opening with you guys! (The screen showing the label "DVD" pops up)
* **Brian Cummings:** (offscreen) Coming soon to theaters.
* **Isabella:** All right, coming soon to theaters. Let’s see what they have in theaters now. (Notices the MPAA screen) Nice use of the "all audiences" screen.
* **Phineas:** Oh, I know what this is! We used to own that on DVD!
* **Isabella:** Yeah, but now we do have it on Amazon Instant Video.
* **Sonic:** Yeah, and not to mention, we do have it on Disney+.
* **Kermit:** Okay that’s true.
* **SpongeBob:** Yup.
* **Isabella:** Ooh, I hear the cheese in Paris is really good. (As one of the waiters presents the cheese, and before Remy shows up) OK, any second now.
* **Woman: (offscreen, on TV)** RAT!
* Kermit: Wait a second, is that Rizzo the Rat's cousin?!
* Phineas: Wow, it’s being confirmed. Midship Detective Agency got it right this whole time!
* **Wario:** Plot twist!
* **Sonic:** (annoyed) Oh, shut up. (Wario leaves)
* **Isabella:** (noticing that the shot of Remy jumping freezed) Oh my gosh! Is that freeze frame?
* **Phineas:** Yeah. Makes it even more interesting that it’s in the movie itself.
* **Remy:** (on TV) Good food is… hard for a rat to find.
* **Isabella:** Actually, if you think about it, it’s not *that* hard. (Notices Emile eating trash) Eww! OK, now that is so gross and disgusting.
* **Phineas:** Yeah. And who eats garbage for food?
* **SpongeBob:** I know! But if a sea sponge could work at a restaurant, then so could a rat.
* **Lightning:** Yeah, how creative is that?
* **Isabella: (reading the title)** "Ratatouille".
* **Lightning:** Wow. The movie was amazing.
* **Phineas:** No dip!
* **SpongeBob:** Yeah!
* (As Remy is about to get chased by kitchen utensils, the gang overlaps each other, all shouting at once)
* **Isabella:** Come on! Hurry up with the cheese! Get away from the knives!
* **Sonic:** (overlapping Isabella) Come on! Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
* **Kermit:** (overlapping Sonic) Oh, my gosh! Take cover!
* **Phineas:** (overlapping Kermit) Run for it!
* **SpongeBob:** (overlapping Phineas) **Watch out for kitchen utensils!!!**
* **Lightning:** (overlapping SpongeBob) Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
* **Phineas:** (reading the text) "Dinner will be served."
* **Isabella:** (reading the text) "Summer 2007". Almost every Pixar movie would be released in the summer after Cars.
* **Lightning:** Well, except for The Good Dinosaur, Coco, Soul, and Onward.
* (The Peter Pan trailer comes on)
* **Isabella:** "Coming to…" Hey, I’ve seen this movie! That movie was so magical and magnificent. It’s even one of those that taught us to believe in ourselves.
* Wendy: Where are we going?
* Peter: Off to Never Land!
* Michael: Never Land?
* Isabella: Wow, cool!
* Phineas: They could actually fly!
* Isabella: Oh, and, uh, speaking of Peter Pan and Never Land, have you actually seen Jake and the Never Land Pirates by any chance?
* Sonic: Uhhh, no.
* Kermit: Well, to be honest, I’ve watched a few episodes of the show.
* Phineas: Well, I’ve watched a few more than that.
* SpongeBob: Well, I’ve actually watched the show.
* Lightning: Yeah, same here.
* Isabella: Yup. In fact, I watched the show and it wasn’t bad.
* (Captain Hook is horrified as he is about to get chased by the crocodile)
* Lightning: Yeah, you don’t mess with that crocodile, or you’ll soon regret it.
* Mark Elliot: (offscreen) Anything can happen.
* Isabella: Yeah, just about *anything* can happen!
* Wario: No it can’t. And I don’t believe in fairies. You are all delusional.
* Lightning: (offended) Hey! The only person being delusional around here is *you*. I’ll tell you what, you don’t even believe in people except for yourself and freaking money, which brings further proof of how much of a jerk you are to us! (Wario leaves)
* Isabella: (notices Tinker Bell) Oh my gosh! I like Tinker Bell. That fairy is my favorite character from Peter Pan. (She notices that the DVD is available for a limited time, and feels hurt, shocked, and confused) "For a limited time"? But that doesn’t make any sense. They still have that DVD in stores.
* Mark Elliot: (offscreen) Coming soon to theaters.
* Isabella: I just… I don’t understand. Something about that doesn’t seem very right. Let’s not go any further. OK, the following preview has been approved etcetera, etcetera.
* Phineas: (as the Meet the Robinsons trailer) Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh, I love this movie! No way! And I believe I used to watch this on Netflix one year.
* Isabella: Really? You have?!
* Phineas: YEAH!
* Wario: Because I’m gonna get rich! ME, ME, ME! Because I have a lot of money!
* Lightning: And **you** knock it to the off!
* Isabella: Dude. OK, just take it easy, buddy, and let’s just focus on watching the trailer.
* Lightning: Sorry, Isabella.
* Lucile Robinson: I haven’t slept in eight days! I got the caffeine patch.
* Sonic: Holy mother of chili dogs! She must be going nuts for coffee!
* Kermit: Yeah.
* Isabella: Yeah I know. That’s crazy.
* Andy Geller: (offscreen) Coming to theaters next spring.
* (Bowler Hat Guy groans as the window closes on his nose)
* Isabella: Ow.
* SpongeBob: Barnacles, that’ll leave a mark.
* Race Announcer: (offscreen) Gentlemen, start your engines!
* Isabella: Whoa, look at this!
* Lightning: Holy cow! I never knew they had real life cars too.
* Isabella: Yeah!
* (Cars whizz past on the TV)
* (The text "Coming 2007" appears on the TV and Isabella reads it)
* Isabella: All right, "coming 2007".
* Lightning: (notices that he is in the NASCAR commercial) Hey, there I am! Guess that commercial proves that I really *am* popular on mass media other than the Piston Cup.

* Isabella: Huh. I guess that makes sense considering you’re a cartoon character. (As the DVD menu starts up) Well, (stops the disc) I guess that’s it for this DVD opening. This has been the DVD opening of Cars, one of the best Pixar movies, next to Toy Story, Finding Nemo, WALL-E, Monsters, Inc., and The Incredibles. And even though we didn’t show the THX Tex logo, we will show that for a future Isabella & Friends Watch the THX Logo episode with the Cars DVD.
* Wario: Ha! You skipped the THX logo, which implies that you’re all chicken! (Laughs)
* Isabella: (offended) Hey! That wasn’t very nice. And, no, just because we skipped the THX logo doesn’t make us chicken. We only skipped it because we are going to save it for another video! (Wario leaves again) And by another video, I mean a future episode where Pinkie Pie watches the THX Tex logo for my own show, Isabella & Friends Watch the THX Logo, and for that matter, *she’ll* use the Cars DVD for that.
* Sonic: Actually, that’s not a bad idea.
* Kermit: Sonic’s right, Isabella. Who knows. Maybe even our other pony friends should participate in that show.
* Isabella: Well, okay. We’ll think about it. We might do it once we get the chance soon enough.
* Phineas: Yes. Yes we will, Isabella.
* **Alec's Voice:** Oh, in case you didn’t know, guys, I will be working on other videos at the moment, so I’ll see what I can do. But I will be working on more Isabella & Friends Watch the THX Logo episodes when I’m ready.
* **Isabella:** OK. Sure thing, Alec. And by the way, guys, if Todayland were an actual theme park, that would have been awesome! The rides would have looked amazing.
* **Phineas:** Yeah! Imagine the fun we would have there.
* **Isabella:** Uh, actually, Phineas, that was a joke. Todayland’s name was based on Tomorrowland, which was an actual attraction, and I don’t think we want a copy of Tomorrowland.
* **Phineas:** Hmm. Maybe you’re right, Isabella. I like the Tomorrowland reference they put in the Meet the Robinsons trailer though. It was clever and cool!
* **Isabella:** I thought the trailer was cool too. Even *I* like the Tomorrowland reference they put in. And the Peter Pan trailer was amazing! Wait, there was also that evil version of Peter Pan in the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers movie, and it’s something you don’t see every day. Weird, but sort of interesting. So have you seen an evil Peter Pan before, guys?
* **Phineas:** Well, maybe.
* **SpongeBob:** Uh, no.
* **Lightning:** Um, sorta.
* **Kermit:** No, not really.
* **Sonic:** Well, if you don’t count my ugly self in the Chip 'n Dale movie, then no. Other than that, I’m not sure.

* **Isabella:** Well that’s okay. Not everyone was expecting an evil Peter Pan but I’m surprised at how well-executed it's been. Anyways, I can’t wait for the *Cars on the Road* series to come out this fall on Disney+. I bet it’s going to be one of the best Disney+ shows, next to Monsters at Work, Scrat Tales, The Mandalorian, and even Marvel's Loki. We'll see how well Pixar can go with this show. I mean, they might, considering Monsters at Work and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command have been well-received. I believe *Cars on the Road* might be the best Pixar-created Disney+ show.
* **Alec:** (offscreen) True, because Pixar has been known to make some of the greatest computer animated films in history. Also Cars has been my favorite movie for years, so yeah we'll definitely see.
* **Isabella:** Cool. Well, that sounds exciting. And I’m actually ready for the new series to come out. And like Alec says, the movie was awesome, we do know it’s been his favorite since his childhood, and overall was the best film of 2006. And it totally deserved the Oscar for Best Animated Feature. Look, we're not saying *anything* wrong about Happy Feet, and it is a good movie too, but Cars will definitely be the best. I actually like the idea of sentient, talking vehicles, and the fact that the movie was so popular that it even got a lot of merchandise. Especially those die cast cars that your kids would love. And the two sequels that followed the film are just as good. At least in my opinion.
* **SpongeBob:** Well, I heard a lot of people say that the third film was better, but despite what critics said, the second film wasn’t bad.
* **Lightning:** Yeah, I don’t care if the focus on Mater or the spot sequences are bad, but hey, we can have our own opinions, right?
* **Isabella:** Yup. Well I’m afraid that’s enough for one day. And thanks for watching our very first DVD opening, guys.
* **Lightning:** Please be sure to enjoy, like, comment, and subscribe.
* **Phineas:** That’s right. To Alec's channel every day.
* **Isabella:** And once you hit that notification bell, we can actually get notified about our latest videos. And make sure to put your idea of what you want to be our next DVD, Blu-ray, and/or VHS opening in the comments down below, and maybe just one day, we might actually do more DVD, Blu-ray, and VHS openings.
* **Phineas:** Yes. Yes we might, Isabella.
* **Kermit:** Oh yeah. Yeah.
* **Sonic:** Yeah, you said it, kid.
* **Isabella:** And we’ll see you…
* **Sonic:** …in…
* **Kermit:** …the…
* **Phineas:** …next…
* **SpongeBob:** …video.
* **Lightning:** And we’ll see you later.