Season 3 Episode Eighteen: Low IQ Drew

WHO THE FUCK WANTS SOMETHING TO EAT?!

HURRAY! The gang are back to watch the first half of Lethal Weapon 2! Does Drew have a low IQ and a new real gf? Plus alot of news about AMP, OJ and CCSBMC.

## Episode Summary

Nate is a savvy business man striving to improve the CCSMBC experience for the customer. Grumpy Drew is back and reveals juicy details about his *REAL* GF! Rising Star Alex Press is HIRED! St. Paddy's shoutouts!

CCE has become Alex Press's publicist. Congrats AP! She must write the biography puff piece about ClayneCast and it will be published in Jacobin. Please send all your press requests to her @alexnpress on twitter!

Some insights in the Hosts wives. Well, Tom and Nates. Drew isn't Married (well he technically is to his irish starter wife) but he now has a GF: **MrsCanadasHostess**! Not very long after the end of Brew, love is in the air again! She's a real person, she's not fake and if you claim as much Drew will introduce you to his Mini Bat!! Drew reads some provocative Texts that Nate DM'd her but we find out it was *just a test* of her loyalty!

The half of the movie is well received, Joe Pesci as Leo Getz is great. GOAT. The King of England could behead Brandon and get away with it because of diplomatic immunity.

Tom is Riggs, Nate is Murtaugh, Drew is Leo.

### Lethal Weapon 2 first half recap

from Wikipedia

Two years after the events of the first film, LAPD sergeants Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh are pursuing unidentified suspects suspected of drug trafficking, only to find they have been transporting an illegal shipment of gold in the form of krugerrand coins from The Afrikaner apartheid government of South Africa. Later, consul-general Arjen Rudd and security agent Pieter Vorstedt kill Hans, their man who lost the shipment of krugerrand, and debate how to stir the police away from their activities. Pieter suggests warning Murtaugh off the investigation and commits a home invasion on his residence, causing Captain Murphy to reassign Riggs and Murtaugh to protecting an obnoxious federal witness, Leo Getz.

It soon becomes clear that both cases are related: after an attempt on Leo's life, Riggs and Murtaugh learn of the former's murky past laundering funds for vengeful drug smugglers. Leo provides them with information about how laundering works and leads them to the gang, but upon dispatching his would-be assassin and returning with backup they are confronted by Rudd, who invokes diplomatic immunity on behalf of his unscrupulous "associates", leaving the LAPD powerless to take action against them.

Though instructed to leave the case alone, Riggs begins to openly harass the South African consulate, defying Rudd and romancing his secretary, Rika van den Haas, a liberal-minded Afrikaner who despises her boss and his racial philosophy. Murtaugh enlists Leo's help in creating a scene at the consulate that wins the support of anti-apartheid protesters outside. Vorstedt is dispatched to murder all of the officers investigating them while Murtaugh deduces that Rudd is attempting to ship funds from his smuggling ring in the United States to Cape Town via Los Angeles Harbor

## Father-Son-Updates

Drew's Starter Wife has run off with Nate's Son BriFi.

## Notable Quotes

### Awesome Tom

* "I call it Hollyweird."
* "It seems like we have more sway than your wife does."
* "Fair play to ya!"
* "He [Forrest Gump] met the president, and he was stupid as fuck."

### Grumpy Drew / Awesome Drew

* "I'm grumpy Drew, I missed my breakfast! I'm grumpy D!"
* "HURRAAAAAYYYY!"
* "Guess what, I'm gonna make you guys vampires, I'm gonna make bad stuff happen to you guys, ok!?"
* "I've been discovering my body."
* "Dynamics."

### Awesome Nate

* "I got a whole list of things."
* "That's it! I'm DM'ing your fucking girlfriend right now, and I'm telling her that you have a wife!"
* "You're just a glutton for punishment, aren't you?"
* "The truce is over, the truce is fuckin' over now!"

## CCEUpdates/AMPDates

### Awesome Crew

**New Patreon Tier - 10$**

You join the awesome crew and become awesome and will be addressed as such.

### CCMCSB

*Big hats, big gloves, small bats, small cars - Dynamics!*

New **Mini Bat** store next to the Noggin' Boss store. Potentially Big Catcher Mitts store soon.

#### Staff

As the construction on **CCMCSB** progresses, some staff has been put forward by the hosts. Do not interact with/harass them or you may go killfrenzy and meltdown yourself.

**Security Roster:**

* SegaNerd (remote/work from home)
* AR15

**Social Media Manager**

* StephenTV

**Info Kiosk greeter / Ho**

* DL

**Manager**

* Mentor Oscar

**Sales**

* What?ley

### AMP

Mark from HR is still missing.

DP also hasn't been seen in a while, since about the same time OJ has been back on set.

The people love JD. Ratings hit!

Yo has gotta go! He's been harassing Dannan. That's a no-go, Yo!

### ClayneCast presents: Tiger's blood

sapped straight from the hosts brains **#winning**

## Get to know your host(s)

Drew offers some insights into **MrsCanadasHostess**, his REAL GF who does exist:

* She lives in Calgary and he first saw her in the alley next to the 7-11 (where he absolutely saw Yoshi and Blue the dinosaur)
* She loves playing bass guitar
* No tattoos
* She's real
* She bears no similarity to anyone he knows in real life, whom he could steal pics from and change one letter of her last name.
* She hates Wokies, and migrated from Facebook to Twitter because she was displeased with how Zuckerberg wanted to make her eat the bugs
* When she told him she'd name herself MsCanadashostess, Drew fell over and crushed Duck.
* Duck doesn't like her
* She' rocks hard \m/
* She's fiercely loyal
* She loves the Mandalorian, Deadpool, Star wars - all the same things Drew does and basically believes everything that Drew believes
* She will 100% back up her man in a quote-tweet war
* She's real by the way
* Nate tried to seduce her but it was just a test of her loyalty, as he's just looking out for his bestie Drew
* She's great with Drew's son, DiDi
* She's into public stuff. Mostly just handjobs though.
* She makes Drew wear some kind of remote controlled churning/pumping machine in his pants.

Nate watched the first half of Chinatown about a year ago and, despite thinking it was the greatest movie of all time, has yet to finish the second half.

Tom and Drew would cower in fear if Mel Gibson yelled at them, but Nate wouldn't flinch.

## Trivia

Duck doesn't attack Drew's nuts, he attacks his general crotch area.

In the **ClayneCast Universe**, If you are made into a vampire in the Sims game you're stuck together forever

BREW ended because of Drew's son, not because of Drew.

## The ClayneClandestine

This is the first time Mentor Oscar was mentioned, but Mentorship itself was already a theme in the first season of ClayneCast.

## Freaky Figures

Andy Dick has 1/100th of a 1000th the talent that Mel Gibson has.

Drew was 8 minutes late this episode.

## Clayne ForeCasting

Next week they're finishing this.

CCPMCSB grand opening in 2 Weeks!