Elmer

### Relatives

Donna Phitts (mother), Sam (adopted brother/uncle), Grandpa/Blame/Sebastian Hernandez (possible father)

### Affiliation

Bryce Tankthrust - Creator - Donna Phitts (mother, formerly?)

### Occupation

Park Ranger, Supermarket employee, Uber Driver, Office Worker, Tattoo Artist, Scientist

## Appearances

### Debut

Elmer HATES his Job

**Elmer** is the character and category name given to many identical, emotionless clones of the same name, whom at first is seen as an employee doing various jobs in different skits. The original Elmer baby, whose DNA was used to clone every Elmer in existence, is the former son of Donna Phitts, who was then kidnapped by Bryce Tankthrust and genetically cloned multiple times as a way to harvest human hearts from Elmer slaves to fill the empty cavity in her chest. Despite the original Elmer's physical appearance of an infant, it is actually very old but hasn't aged, as revealed in the quote, "That baby can be in its 40s for all I know."

## Physical appearance

Every Elmer is seen to wear a myriad or different clothes and hats depending on his job, but every one has the distinct features of a young, Caucasian man with blonde, round short hair and a flat fringe swept to the right.

## Personality

All Elmers sport the heartless, emotionless employee stereotype personality. In the earlier skits, it is assumed he just has this careless persona just because he is an employee, but he actually gets this from being genetic clones of the same person. But his monotone voice and seemingly 'N.P.C-like' character hides an inner personality deep inside, as different Elmers can have different traits, but just not on the surface.

### (State Different Elmer Personalities thx)

*Mashy Mart Elmer is brutally honest and annoyed with his job and the crappy customers*

*Mall Cop Elmer is tired of his job after barely a week. Mall Cop Elmer can act childish, while keeping those child-fucking-trash-children in the bin!*

*Park Ranger Elmer is always ready to help with his extensive and DEFINITLEY correct knowledge on wildlife! Park Ranger Elmer is always at the ready to tell YOU the 31 dangers of Styrofoam.*

*(Uber) Ewber Elmer is and has been done with everyones shit, claiming "I got my bachelors for this". Really only good for a ride and some sugar free candies, but is great at negotiating as seen when he gets a fountain for 2 dollars and some sugar free candies.*

*Adoption Agency Elmer is about as respectful to his customers as any Elmer can be, but when it comes to his coworker, Helen, he is as DISrespectful as deserved, which is always warranted in his case. Side Part: Office job Elmer works in the adoption agency doing background work, usually just observing Helen, we also find out that they have timed feedings*

*Elder Elmer (Sam & Stuff) was the first clone that Bryce cloned. Elder Elmer decided to make a place to protect Elmers, so he constructed an underground bunker and started the Society Of Elmers. Very smart, a know it all whos the leader of the elmers.*

*Elder Elmer (Blame The Hero) was still the first clone Bryce cloned. Due to all the help Sam gave in the last series, he now had a very useful item, the glittery notebook labled "SHIT". Which Sam had Given him as a gift to his people. The notebook had been more than just a notebook, it was the book in which their story had been written, meaning that anything now written will be true. Elder Elmer used this book to Torture Bryce, showing all the hate and resentment he holds for the person who ruined his dance career. Also is kinda the main villain as he makes a bomb to turn everyone into an Elmer but ehhhhhhhhh*

## Appearances

* Elmer HATES his Job
* Grandpa HATES Disneyland
* A Day at the Park
* I Love Spendin' Money! (Stuff & Sam! ep 6/20)
* Christmas Shoppin' NIGHTMARE!! (Stuff & Sam! ep 10/20)
* Don't Tell ME No! (Stuff & Sam! ep 14/20)
* I'm Always Afraid! (Stuff & Sam! ep 15/20)
* I'mma Be Sneaky! (Stuff & Sam! ep 16/20)
* Bye! (Stuff & Sam! 20/20)
* A Day at the Park Reacts to A Day at the Park
* A Day at the Beach
* BLAME THE HERO
	+ Every episode
* date me or die (NOT FOR KIDS)

## Trivia

* Multiple times the Elmers have mentioned having a bachelors degree, making me think they all get them
* Elmers are everywhere, they fill every job, every need.