Dr. Shit

Dr. Steven Shit is the Sorcerer Supreme in the Marvel Universe. He possesses the Eye of Agapoopoo. He will not be using his portal magic today.

## History

### Pre-Magic

Before Dr. Shit became the magical man, he worked as a doctor in the hospital from Scrubs. He constantly had to deal with J.D. and Turk's goofy shenanagins and all that tomfoolery caused him to acquire parkinsons. After hearing of a magic cure for parkinsons, he went to the mountain, without the berries, to get this magic.

### Have Magic

When Dr. Shit went the the mountain, he was taught the ways of the Eye of Acrododo by Sir Patrick Stewart. He was then thrust into a magic war between the mountain people and Dormamamoo. He used his magic to travel to the Shadow Zone and trap Doryamanamanoo in a time loop where he was forced to watch Dr. Shit violently piss himself 59 morbillion times before he gave up and surrendered.

### Thanos War

After successfully making Doryamanamalamagamagoo (gamagoom) retreat, Dr. Shit sat back, and relaxed in his big ass mansion. Then Thor and his brother came along and broke into his house so they could find their dad. Several months after that, the Incredible Green Mark Ruffalo fell through his roof and broke his stairs. If that wasn't enough already, Mark Ruffalo, Capatain Thugmerica and Kirk Lazarus forced Dr. Shit to fight in another war, this time against former California Raisin and pro Fortnite gamer, Thanos. The little doodoofart got tired of everything and just gave up the time stone, which he stored in the Eye of Akokomo, to Thanos to spare Dr. Dolittle which ended up turned pretty much everyone into dust. Womp womp.

5 years later, the Amazing Bulk snapped the infinity stones and Dr. Shit was brought back to life. He used his portal magic to bring everyone to the same place to fight Thanos from the past in the future. Dr. Shit holds back the water and then gives Metal Man a very vague gesture that could mean literally anything.

### Spider-Man: Home Malone

Dr. Shit made an appearance as a sort of antagonist in the third Tom Hiddleston Spiders-Man movie. He used his powers to make everyone forget that Peter Poggers is Spodermin. However, when Peter Griffin realized he forgot to add something, he kindly asked Dr. Shit to cancel the spell and do it over. Instead of listening, Dr. Shit instead janked up the spell somehow opening the moneyverse, how this works nobody knows, letting in all of the returning actors from the original Spindel-Man filums. Because Penis Parker is a good person, instead of sending all of the nostalgiabait characters back to their universes to instantly die, he wants to save them from evil. Dr. Shit doesn't like this idea for some reason and tries to kill Peter Plunder. At the end of the movie, Dr. Shit has to do the spell again in order to stop the cashgrabverse from all merging together into one universe because one messed up spell about making everyone forget who Sphincter-Man's identity is will do that apparently. This part is also to prove that Dr. Shit of course has to steal the spotlight and be the hero in a movie not named after him and with three versions of Peter Porkrinds. Also Tom Hardy Venom was at the end I guess but I don't think they're gonna do anything with that.

Oh yeah, and apparently it brought Batman from MCU universe into the Morbius universe. But because Dr. Shit sucks, Michael Keaton believes that it has something to do with Spider-Man and leaves the doctor out of it.

### Multiverse of Sadness

Dr. Shit's second movie is the movei that proves that Sam Raimi should stop making movies. I didn't really watch the first part but I've heard from people who have watched the whole thing that it's not good. Essentially, there's this girl who's genuinely named America and she only exists in one universe and also she has the ability to traverse the multiverse and she also is the most important character in the movie. Also she has a Forspoken personality so yeah. The movie's antagonist is Scarlet Witch, or as the MCU bootlickers who don't know any of the characters' superhero names call her Wanda. This takes place after WandaVision so if you didn't watch the subscription exclusive, then good luck knowing what's happening.

The biggest scene in the movie is when the Illuminaenae appear. This is big because it stars Jim from The Office as Mr. Fan4stic, Captain Carter from the 3d animated subscription exclusive, ??? as Captain Marvel, Blackagar Boltagon, and Sir Patrick Muthafuckin' Stewart as Professor Muthafuckin' X baby. So anyways, Scarlet Witch pretty much kills them off immediately and they are completely forgotten from that point on. I kinda forget what happens after that but I think there was a zombie Dr. Shit and then he gets a bad CGI third eye at the end probably? Oh yeah, Bruce Campbell was in it so that was awesome.