Meet the Star Darlings/Transcript

The full verbal transcript of the episode.

## Script

(*Intro scene with LeAnn starts up*)

**LeAnn:**Hi there, sunshine sparklefaces! Today is a very special episode of my show!! And what's so special about it? Well...just you wait and see! Anyway....THEME MUSIC!!

(*Theme song plays*)

(*The episode begins with Carl watching Itchy and Scratchy on the living room TV in Weaver House. Suddenly, LeAnn pops in and changes the channel to watch Star Darlings.*)

**Carl:**HEY!! I was watching Itchy and Scratchy!

**LeAnn:**But Carl, I gotta know if I win the Starland Sweepstakes!

**Carl:**Ohhh...that's okay then. And I know you like those girls a lot. And by like you know I mean love, LeAnn...

**LeAnn:**Shhhh! Vega's gonna announce the winner right now!!

(*The girls end their song, and Vega steps away from her stand-up bass toward the screen with an envelope in hand.*)

**Vega:**Alright, ladies and gentlemen! The moment you've been waiting for since June 5th, for three long weeks of calls and winning words, the announcement of the winner! (*opens the envelope*) The winner of this year's sweepstakes...(*LeAnn squees while Carl looks intently*) is...(*she takes out the letter while LeAnn smiles more widely*) LEANN HOLSCLAW!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

(*LeAnn lets out a happy scream so loud, it makes Zelda's pot of seafood stew she is cooking boil over, Hilda drops too much pomegranate juice into the potion she is making and it explodes, getting goopy azure stuff all over her, and Sarah wrapping her blanket and pillows around her bathrobe and ears respectively.*)

**Carl:**Yoinks-a-doinks! Who knew you could scream THAT loud? I mean, I know you can yell as loud as a siren, but this is ridiculous...

**LeAnn:**Well, I can.

**Vega:**Sheesh, that scream was loud! As I was saying...the winner will report to Starland promptly by tomorrow night, as the week-long visit begins the day after. And she may bring as many friends as she wants, provided they have invitations. Thank you, everyone! See you in the next episode!

(*Carl changes the channel back to Itchy and Scratchy, where the credits start rolling.*)

**Melissa Joan and Emily Hart:***They fought and bit*

*They fought and fought and bit*

*Fought fought fought, but bit bit...*

*It was the Itchy and Scratchy Shoooooowww...*

**Carl:**(*heaves a sigh of relief*)

(*Scene transitions to that night at the mansion, where LeAnn is telling her family she won the contest.*)

**Megan:**Boy, did you react awesomely...

**Grunkle Ken:**Well, LeAnn, who did you invite?

**LeAnn:**I'll start that tomorrow...It's almost bedtime and I need to put my pajamas and bathrobe on...

**Megan:**Can I come with you, big sis?

**LeAnn:**Yep. I'll give you the invite tomorrow...

(*The next morning, we see that LeAnn is waking up. She yawns and puts on her slippers, then goes down the stairs and pours the Cookie Crisp into her cereal bowl. Megan is at the breakfast table in her bathrobe she wears as a nightdress eating her Cinnamon Toast Crunch.*)

**Megan:**Morning, LeAnn.

**LeAnn:**Morning, Megan. I'll send the invitations to a couple of people, so that they can meet us here at the mansion...

(*Kyle walks in the room wearing his blue bunny suit he wears as pajamas.*)

**Kyle:**I wanna come too!

**LeAnn:**How about no? You'll just cause trouble, Kyle...

**Grunkle Ken:**Your sister has a point, Kyle. My big brother-and your grandfather-was quite the troublemaker when we were young...Good thing he raised my nephew, aka your dad, to be better than that. It's just a shame both my brother and nephew were Muggles...

**LeAnn:**You can say that again, Grunkle Ken...

**Grunkle Ken:**That again!

(*The family laughs as the scene transitions to the Holsclaw living room, where apparently Carl, Sarah, Zelda and Hilda received invitations to go to Starland. They are discussing how many people LeAnn invited.*)

**Carl:**So, how many people did you invite?

**LeAnn:**Oh, a couple of people...

**Zelda:**Hilda, we've been to Starland back when...(*starts crying*) back when...

**Hilda:**Yep...(*also starts crying*) Back when our little sister was alive! Oh, we miss you, Kimmy!!!

**LeAnn:**Anyway, you'll know once they come...

**Sarah:**Hope you invited some of the members of the TP Club...

**Carl:**Which reminds me...TO THE TP TENT, SARAH!!

(*The doorbell rings.*)

**All:**I'LL GET IT!!

**Carl:**Hey look, a big fat fanny!!!

(*The others all run toward the spot Carl pointed at, and he opens the door to find two teenaged girls, one with red hair and a pair of blue glasses, the other with brown hair and a purple minidress.*)

**Carl:**Oh, hi, Zelda 2 and Hilda 2. What are you doing here? I didn't arrange a Toad Pee Club meeting...