The Buyer

## Quotes

"*NOW, get out there and kill the alien hunters \*puts on circular shades*\*" ~The Musical S1EP9

"*Sometimes I think its just you and I in this business, we are besties, we even have the same pajama bottoms*" ~The Final Purchase S1EP10

"*Peckert im back from the armory \*sniffs air\* what smells like shit?*" ~The Final Purchase S1EP10

"*I don't care if its experimental SEND IT!*" ~The Buyer Strikes Back S1EP4

## Character Overview

### Aliases

The BuyerPiss Fiddle

Cock Sucker

Boss

### Relatives

Mr Holmes (Stepfather)Jared Longtree (Father)

Lisa Longtree (Mother)

Andrea Longtree(Sister)

### Affiliation

The Buyer CrewThe Fumigators

The Holmes Cartel

## Appearances

### Debut

Christmas Special

Jeremiah Longtree otherwise known as The Buyer was born to a relatively normal family sometime in the early 2030's after The Nam War to a mix raced family of human/Angmen descent. He lived in a mid classed two story house with his parents Jared and Lisa who later had a little girl named Andrea who would become Jeremiah's sister. They were the nice textbook white middle American family with a dog and everyone cracked jokes and loved each other, played board games and lived the full family oriented dream. What the family did not know is that Jared had been "borrowing" money from a local cartel in order to fuel is gambling addiction behind the scenes and eventually this cartel caught up with him. On Christmas night in 2038 things would take a turn for the worst when members of The Holmes Cartel raided the Longtree household and wound up killing Jared and Lisa on account for his wrong doings, Mr. Holmes felt bad for the children and decided to keep young Jeremiah and leave Andrea for dead in the household. As the years went on Holmes began teaching Jeremiah the ins and outs of illegal trafficking of valuable goods and eventually Jeremiah would take a huge interest in the profitability of the official TSAHA alien trade and began doing that full time. Over some time Jeremiah eventually began making more money than his father and became known as The Buyer to his colleagues and associates for how much he would buy and sell in a single day, but his methods were considered "brute" by some but those who said those things did not last long. One day where everyone agreed he went too far was the time that he decided to eliminate ninety percent of his competition by killing all of them in a day singlehandedly, no goons required. When The Forgotten Wars rolled around and Jackie G took over everything and decided to create The Line you can guess who was first one everyone's list of people they don't want in society anymore. Mr. Holmes however, being on the council of those who would decide who would go in The Line did not want his son in there but he could not defend what his son had done, he voted his own son in on the condition that Peckert go in with him and keep an eye on him, the council agreed. Inside The Line, The Buyer decided to found his own squadron of goons known as The Fumigators which is made up of a group of criminals ranging from shit to the best in the business.

## Powers and Abilities

The Buyer has not magical powers on origin, however he is reasonably tough to fight in hand to hand combat but is not skilled at all in firearm combat, his main abilities usually involves him calling for help from The Fumigators or Peckert.

### Notable Techniques

**-Call For Help:** He will get out his cellular phone and call either Peckert or The Fumigators

**-Get out gun:** He will take out a gun and shoot you

## Outfit

The Buyer is almost always wearing his green coat similar to John Johnson's with his fancy jew-fro hair style and sometimes his green circular glasses.