Level 0-J

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**Survival Difficulty: Class 1**
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*this page its meant to be not taken seriously its only for laughs*

## Description

This level looks like a vast, infinitely expanding field, but the sky is tinted yellow and the sun appears to be made of wheat. The field is densely populated by UBERWHEAT or the sub species of Triticum aestivum, UBERVESTIUM. Some of the different properties which separate this plant from just being normal wheat are mentioned later. The main species of wheat on this level, is not infact Triticum aestivum, but as mentioned above is actually U B E R V E S T I U M, not normal wheat. This plant has some unique psychadelic properties when baked into anything or just eaten raw, such as if it is baked into anything, it will change the color of that object to a rainbow-like pattern, and it enhances the nutritional value by 2x. The main psychadelic property that this wheat gives is hallucinations, some examples from wanderers who have eaten it includes: The sky turning into rainbow spirals, the sun turning green or yellow, and supposed "Wheat People" staring at them from a distance.

As you progress through the level, it gets weirder with each bit of the level, and these anomalous parts of the level are divided into areas.

Area 1: Looks like a normal field full of wheat, pretty much looks identical to level 10, and it is mainly populated by a lightly-blueish-yellowish UBERVESTIUM wheat species.

Area 2: This area starts about 10 miles into the level, and is where things begin to get weirder. The wheat begins changing color as you walk, and the colors get brighter, and more vivid the farther you go out. This area also has a strange affect on a wanderer who enters it, which makes them have a slight urge to eat the wheat.

Area 3: This area starts about 50 miles into the level, and here's where the level really starts getting weird. The plants begin to emit rainbow lights, and adopt a spiral pattern all over them as well as beginning to change colors rapidly. In this area, the lights get brighter and more vivid the further you go out, as well as the color getting more vivid and bright as well. The same anomaly from area 2 happens here, but it is now much stronger and harder to fight off.

Area 4: This area begins about 150 miles into the level and OH BOY does it get weird here. The sky begins changing colors rapidly and the sun does aswell, getting brighter with every few steps you take., and the same is the case with the wheat. The wheat here acts like a strobe light, and it flashes faster the farther you go into the zone. Quite far into this zone, wanderers have reported that it is nearly impossible to see because of the blinding light from the sun and the UBERVESTIUM causing the strobe effect. The same anomaly from area 2 happens here, and causes a vividly strong urge to eat massive quantities of the wheat.

Area 5: This area begins about 300 miles into the level and this is where it gets the weirdest. The sky begins going strobe, flashing to a different color every tenth of a second, as well as the sun and they increase in speed every few steps, as well as getting brighter and here the wheat is bound to hurt the eyes no matter who is looking at it because of its strobe lights, and immensely vivid colors as well as extreme brightness. At this point, it is nearly impossible to see anything at all and you are at risk of going blind here, but if you do your vision will most likely return once you exit to another level. The same anomaly from area 2 happens here too, and it is a near impossible to resist urge to shovel the wheat down your throat and never stop eating in this area.

## Entities:

It is quite unlikely that there are any entities in this level besides the plant life, but people have reported that in areas 3-5 you can see black figures watching you from a distance, slowly walking towards you. One person decided to walk towards one to see what it is, and it appears that it didn't end up so well for them, because nobody knows they are now.

### UBERVESTIUM

This is the one entity we can confirm is in this level, and it has very strange affects as described all over this level's page. It's addictive, can cause severe hallucinations and can extremely rarely cause DEATH, but thats only from the level 6 strain of UBERVESTIUM. The strains of UBERVESTIUM all have different strength, ranging from pretty much nothing, to insane hallucinations and possibly death. Strain 1 is the easiest to obtain strain, and it is the most normal out of the 6. It has pretty much every property of normal wheat, but it is shaded a slightly bluish-yellowish color. Strain 2 is where it can cause hallucinations, and other small side affects like a stomach ache. Strain 3 is where you're getting into the real danger zone with this, as it can cause moderate to severe hallucinations. Some of the side affects include mild headaches, moderate stomach pain and random mild pain all over the body. Strain 4 is where it gets really dangerous, and can cause EXTREME HALLUCINATIONS, and has possibly deadly side effects. Some of these side effects are: Possible mild brain damage, moderate addiction, severe stomach and head pain and the feeling that sharp strands of wheat are piercing your skin all over your body. Strain 5 is an insanely powerful strain with nearly life-threatening effects, and can cause immense hallucinations. Some of the side effects for this strain are moderate brain damage, insane headaches and stomach pain, and the feeling like wheat is stabbing you is also caused by this, but it is a much stronger pain, that which is comparable to being stabbed. Strain 6 is quite scarce in information as we haven't really seen much of it except for a few rare cases, but we know that it CAN KILL. This strain can cause hallucinations to form into reality somehow, and it can cause your brain to scramble itself, instantly rendering you a vegetable, addicted to this species of wheat. It also causes every part of your body to hurt like hell, and someone who has survived using this has described it as "Being shot by a thousand bullets at once every second." and if your unlucky, this strain can just cause your organs to cease function, your heart to stop and death soon after.

## Colonies and Outposts:

There is one colony here, and they are pretty much addicted to this strain of wheat. They call themselves the "WHEATEATER SUPREMES" because they are soooo proud about how much of this wheat they have. They only accept people who are addicted to the wheat, and their only food source is the wheat, and this is quite obvious because it's pretty much the only food source in the level. They are never open to trade, but its not like they'd have anything but wheat so you wouldn't want to trade with them anyways. But there is one thing which they do make. and it's this sort of rainbow drink which they call "Wheater's Famous Wheat Soda", and they even have a slogan for it, which is "it's wheatilicious!". It is highly recommended that you DO NOT drink this, because it is from the level 5 strain of UBERVESTIUM, and has extremely strong psychadelic effects, it will most likely make you instantly addicted and you will hallucinate vividly. They attempt to lure wanderers to this level and have them drink this "Wheat Soda" that they make so they can adopt them into their colony. They are usually docile, but if you do not accept their "Wheat Soda" then they will get extremely aggressive, and another thing which angers them is speaking badly of the UBERVESTIUM.  Something quite odd about this colony though is that they have somehow gained the ability to build doors out of wheat, which allows them to travel out of this level through them to Level 10 and back here. One last thing of note is that this colony is the strongest example of the harm this species of wheat can do to the brain.

## Entrances & Exits:

### Entrances

Finding a rainbow wheat or a patch of rainbow wheat and touching it in ***Level Exit (Joke)*** will send you here.

### Exits

Going into a door composed of solely wheat made by one of the WHEATEATER SUPREMES will send you to ***Level 10***.