Employee 414

* Normal
* Reg (Juno)
* Swap (Polaris)
* NM (Celadon)
* Lovebugged

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EDIT THIS I HATE. EVERYTHING.

this is gross this is terrible im literally going to cry

DO I PUT NM AND ALL THAT IN THE SAME ARTICLE???? ID ASSUME SO????

## Appearance

### Body

414, assigned male at birth and of French heritage, is about 5'8" with light skin and green eyes. Their hair is a light brown and about shoulder-length, but god knows they don't care about how well groomed their hair is. They have other things to focus on.

### Clothing

414 wears the same clothes they did in the office; a white button up shirt, a black belt and pants, and black shoes. Their tie is almost always untied. If it's tied something's wrong and they've lost their mind. Their left ear is pierced, and they have a simple stud earring.

## Personality

414, somehow, manages to be quiet and rambunctious at the same time. For now, at least, they're just tired. Kind at heart, but god, if everyone could just leave them alone for once, that would be great. Almost always sticks to their guns when it comes to decision making. The designated "smart one", probably. In reality they only have three braincells and they just vibrate constantly to make the illusion of smartness. Strong sense of justice, especially when it comes to how others are treated.

Follows what I have dubbed the Inverse Machiavelli Principle- in short, it is better to be loved than to be feared. Two strong men would always beat four weak ones, after all.

## Variations

### Regular (Juno)

Juno, also known as reg!414 or Heart colloquially, is the most moral of the three archetypes. They represent the part of 414 that constantly dissents to all the hypnosis stuff, that it's wrong to mess with someone's mind without their consent.

#### Relations

##### Swap (Polaris)

Juno's whole goal is to convince Polaris that all of this is wrong. It just frustrates him to see her leaning towards Celadon's side of things, but he can tell that she's sympathising with him as well. It must be a lot, having to ultimately decide...

##### NM (Celadon)

Constantly at odds. Juno thinks it's the reason Polaris, and by proxy 414 as a whole, has started experimenting with hypnosis. He essentially resents it for making them into something so cold and heartless.

### How I Play These Bitches

that's the golden ticket.

essentially I play them by DND rules. They all function the same, except for the following wisdom stats:

* **Juno:** +1
* **Polaris:** +0
* **Celadon:** +2

and etc etc tba

## Background

### Early Life

(note: these paragraphs refer to 414 with he/him and Sparrow as she/her, so they/them can be reserved for referring to them both)

414, herein known as Lark, was born approximately three minutes after Sparrow (Sparrow holds this over their head constantly). They lived with their parents and older sister Wren in the French province of Albi until the age of three- when their mom got pregnant with their younger brother, Jay- when they moved to Brossard, Quebec, Canada. etc etc

## Triggers

* Any snap ever actually.
	+ Most effective when done by 473
	+ Only makes them sleep if not paired with a command
* The word "soda" apparently has them act like a cat until they meow (thanks emway)
* Covering their mouth renders them mute and puts them into a light trance (432 only)
* Just straight up being told to drop (473 only)
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## Trivia

* They can play guitar
	+ And any time someone catches them doing it and they notice they immediately go "Anyways, here's Wonderwall,"
	+ And then immediately jump into Hayloft II.
* They only refer to people using the formal while speaking French. This has gotten to the point where Sparrow is like "dude we were born on the same day" and they're essentially calling her ma'am
* has a -4 glasses prescription

### Meta Trivia

* 414's number comes from the recurrent use of such a number in BATIM. Yes I'm a nerd. So sue me.
* Originally, their name was Lark because I just wanted to use that name for a character for a long time.
	+ Then I ended up giving them a sibling, and being a Dungeons and Daddies fan... the only option was to name them Sparrow.
* Yes Juno's name is a Ruler of Everything reference. It was originally a placeholder but then I got attached