Drunken Stupidity

## Chronology

*"Drunken Stupidity"* is an RP scene that took place on December 2nd, 2018.

## Synopsis

Emilia and Koby, in a stroke of vast genius, decide to get completely smashed. Kit Merit is forced to deal with the consequences.

## Lore Summary

* Emilia starts crying to Kit that she killed her baby.

## Content

When Emilia got back to her dorm, she made her way to the kitchen, opened the freezer, and spent a long moment glancing first at the tub of ice cream, then at the bottle of vodka. Back and forth. Back and forth.

Koby was still sleeping like a rock in her room even though it was mid day. She had spent to whole night texting her girlfriend

Emilia closed the freezer and padded over to Koby's room. She hesitated a moment, and then knocked, but said nothing.

Koby shot up and fell out of the bed with a crash. She quickly stood up brushing herself off and opening the door. She was still wearing the same outfit as yesterday her hair was now tangled, and her eyeliner was smudged

Before Koby could say anything, Emilia blurted, "I need a drunk buddy." She stood there, waiting for her roommate's response. She tended to get like this every couple of months, Emilia; get all quiet and sad and... alcoholic. It wasn't unheard of. This probably wasn't the first time she'd asked Koby to get drunk with her.

Koby was silent for a second. "Ok." She said brushing the hair from her face

Emilia nodded and disappeared to the kitchen again, likely to get that bottle of vodka.

Koby wiped her face and looked at her phone. No messages she sighed and threw it onto the bed and left to join Emilia

Emilia had thrown herself on the couch and opened the bottle of alcohol. She was in the process of taking a swig when Koby walked in.

Koby plopped onto the couch too taking the bottle after Emilia and taking a swig too

Emilia stood up to lock the door and close all of the curtains in the dorm and returned to the couch to snatch another swig. She continued to say nothing.

Koby sat there drinking some more every once in awhile and waiting for it to kick

Emilia was nearly chugging the bottle, as much as one can chug vodka. She started feeling it rather quickly, movements growing sluggish. She started giggling for no apparent reason, though there were tears in her eyes.

Koby snorted at her giggles drinking some more

Eventually, Emilia started crying softly, even as she continued to drink. She still said nothing.

Koby snorted and put her head in the pillow next to her with a grunt. She pulled her head out to get the bottle back. "Noo it's empty." She said sadly

"MoRe," Emilia demanded. The word was ridiculously slurred and drawn out, and she made to stand up, only to slump sideways and hit the ground. She giggled, tears streaking her cheeks.

Koby burst out laughing and crying her arm going limp and the bottle rolled out of her hand

"You killed it! You killed my baby!" Emilia declared dramatically as the bottle hit the ground. She sobbed in earnest. "My baby..."

Koby heard the chime from her phone. "Ooooh lunda... Linda...." She tried to remember the name as she climbed over the couch and fell onto the floor

Emilia buried her face in her hands and sobbed again, shoulders shaking.

Koby stumbled to her phone falling on the floor next to her bed and shooting up to grab it

"My baby, my baby, my baby!" Emilia wailed. She tried to stand again, and fell, hitting the ground on her back. She rolled over and continued to cry.

"It's not Lucille! Why won't she text me!" She sobbed

Emilia was now curled up in a sideways fetal position, sobbing into her hands. She seemed oblivious to her roommate's pain.

Koby stood up swaying and stumbled into the room "I need to kiss a man." She declared

Emilia screamed as the bell rang, the sound pounding into her skull in a very unpleasant way. She tried to crawl under the couch.

"I haaavn't dated a guuy since I was...... Um...." Koby trailed off. She covered her ears at the sound and yelled loudly at the bell "hreeey ima talking.."

Emilia stuck her head out from under the couch. "Bous are baaaaaaad," she slurred, and then giggled.

"Waaal bedder den girls who dunt text bock." Koby said slurred

"Thas truuueee," Emilia said. She had a pondering look on her face as she crawled fully out from under the couch and sat up. Her hair was an absolute mess, her makeup streaked down her face. She didn't seem to notice. "But grills don't progant you."

"Oooh tuuuur." Koby said sitting on the couch

"Everyone sucks!" Emilia suddenly declared very loudly, throwing her head back as she yelled the words. She accented them with a finishing giggle.

Koby snorted.

Emilia sighed. "Baby, baby, baby," she started sing-songing. She took a pillow from the couch and cradled it in her arms as though it were a child.

"Oh sssszhh." Koby said crawling over and petting the pillow

"I’m name her," Emilia said insistently, batting Koby's hand away clumsily. "I'm name her Juicyyyyyyyyy." She giggled again and continued to rock the pillow-baby back and forth, cooing to it occasionally.

"I wanna baa dah daaaaaad." She complained

Emilia shook her head. "NoooooooOooo! No papa. Never papa. Never have papa." She held a finger up to Koby, expression serious and intent. "Papas are... evilllll."

"Whaa bout twoooooo mom?" Koby tilted her head

"Thas vorr gay of you, Cob." Emilia giggled loudly at her own comment. Oh, the irony. "You... Mom Two." She pointed at herself. "I... Number woooooooooon!" She yelled that last word.

"Yaaaaaaaaaa" Koby yelled at the top of her lungs "Whooo carz bout ludanli ima momma." Koby laughed

"Juizy!" Emilia exclaimed, and proceeded to stand on the couch, swaying, and hold her pillow child up like that scene from The Lion King.

Koby rolled onto her side "im hungerrry."

Emilia gasped as she got an idea. She jumped off the couch, landing on her butt. This did not seem to affect her level of excitement. "TACO BELL!" she exclaimed.

"YEES!!!!" Koby yelled too just as excited. She stumbled to the door. "Oh oh don't foorgot juicyyyy!" She said in sudden realization

Emilia scooped up the pillow and stumbled over to the coat rack, where she put on Koby's coat. "Come! Fasssst! It's gonna cloooooooz!"

Koby pulled open the door still on her hands and knees. Koby pulled on what looked like a scarf and wrapped it around he like a turban. Koby stood up swaying she stumbled out of the room

Emilia followed her friend out, bundling the pillow in Koby's jacket, which was too small for her, the sleeves too short. "To infity!" she declared, pointing a finger out in front of her as she lurched forward. She wasn't even heading in the right direction.

"And beyond!!" Koby followed. Koby pushed the door open

Emilia tipped an imaginary hat at Koby, almost falling over in the process. "Tanks, Marry Poopins!" She went through the door.

Koby wandered around confused

Emilia waved wildly and called out random things to any people that they walked past, throwing an arm around Koby's shoulders. She started singing, loud and off-key, Titanium by Sia as she staggered around.

"I um tiiiiiiiiiiitamima!!" Koby joined in horribly

Kit saw the two and walked over "um Koby are you alright?"

Emilia grabbed at a woman as she walked past. "You! Godka?" The woman shook her head and was released as Emilia wailed mournfully.

Koby turned around "yooooooou!" She said putting her arms around him

"Oh gosh Koby are you drunk!?" Kit said trying to push her off

Emilia turned around and saw Kit and stared at him blankly for a long moment, staying back.

"Vaaaaary!" Koby whispered

"Ok lets get you back to your dorm." Kit said

"Nooooo taco bell!" Koby complained

"Taaaaco beeeelll!" Emilia chimed in. She lurched towards Kit. "Goda! Voda!" she demanded.

"Ok ok we'll go to taco bell first" Kit said "sorry but no."

Emilia pouted. "I'm let you hold babby if voda?" she said, attempting to bribe him. She pulled Juicy out of the jacket she was wearing.

Kit looked at the pillow "um im good."

Emilia made an affronted noise and put Juicy back in her jacket. "Boring." She turned to Koby. "We need taco. Lev this lewwwwsorrrrr." She giggled.

"Come on." Kit said trying to lead the two to taco bell

Koby "buuuu heeees cuuuute!" She dragged out every word

Emilia had a lightbulb moment. She pushed Koby very clumsily towards him. "Then keeeeessss himmm! You sand- Said-" She took a break to giggle. "Saida you wan kiss guy, so go!"

"Hey girls! I'll ahh kiss her but don't you want tacos first" Kit said as a distraction

"Koby is more improtant than Taco Bell!" Emilia exclaimed, and proceeded to try to force the two together.

Kit stepped back a bit

"Don't you liiiik me?" Koby said sadly

Emilia glared at Kit. "Meanie! Who wodn't wanna kiss Koby?”

"Yeah but I think we should get food first." Kit said

"Oooook." Koby said

Emilia seemed dissatisfied, but went with it, linking arms with Koby.

The 3 and juicy entered taco bell

Emilia proceeded to try and order everything off the menu.

"Oookay." Kit said trying to take the menu "just 4 tacos 3 waters and some nachos should be good" he said

Emilia pouted. "No fun." She whipped out Juicy and stroked the pillow lovingly in an attempt to comfort herself.

Kit led them to the booth

Koby sat next to kit leaning her head against him and playing with his shirt "you're cute." She said looking up at him

Emilia sat down and suddenly had the most brilliant idea that she'd yet had. She turned to Koby excitedly and said, "What if we got maching tattooooos? For Juizy!"

Koby sat up straight "yes!!!"

"Oh look the food" kit said trying to change the subject

"OoOOOooooooOOOooo!" Emilia proceeded to stare at her food for an unnatural amount of time.

Koby stuck her fingers in the nacho cheese. "Oooooooooh!" She said

Emilia started tearing into her taco. Literally. She looked like she was having fun, at least.

Kit sat and watched them destroy the food

Koby tried to feed the cheese to juicy

Emilia encouraged this behaviour, cooing at her pillow-baby as she offered it to Koby.

The pillow got covered in cheese

Koby put her head on Kit's chest "I'm tireeed!"

Emilia was tearing up again, pillow set aside, seemingly forgotten. Her plate had been emptied.

"Let's go back and get some sleep huh?" Kit said talking to the as if they were children

"There are shadows in my dreams," Emilia proclaimed ominously.

"I want sleep!" Koby said loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear

"Kobyyyyyyyyyy!" Emilia whined.

"I'm tiiiiiiiiired!" Koby whined back "and so is juicy!"

"Fiiiiiiiiiiine!" Emilia crossed her arms and pouted. "You're no fuuuuuuuuun!"

"Ok girls let's go than." Kit said trying to lure the two out because he kept getting angry looks from the workers

Emilia tried to pick up Koby. It didn't go well. At all. She had completely forgotten about Juicy, might I add.

Kit held the door for the two Koby laughing

Emilia stumbled out with Koby. "Freeeeedom!" she shouted.

"Yeeeee!" Koby said

The 3 got back to the dorms

"I don't want to go to my dorm!" Koby complained

Emilia got more and more quiet the closer they got to the dorms and grew more and more reserved. She didn't answer as Koby complained, eyes distant.

"I wanna go to your dorm!" Koby said throwing her arms around kit again

Emilia kept walking towards her own dorm, as though she hadn't noticed that the others had stopped.

"Ummm ok." Kit said trying to detach himself

"Look this is my dorm" Kit said lying and taking her to her own

"Heeey this looks like mine" Koby said

Emilia was sitting beside the door to the dorm, looking absolutely lost. She was also crying. Again. She didn't seem to take notice of the other two.

"That's how they all look" Kit lied leading Koby in. He then went back out to Emilia "hey what's wrong? we're here."

"My baby," Emilia murmured. One of her hands fell to land on her stomach. She sniffled and whimpered. She wasn't talking about Juicy anymore, that much was clear.

Kits eyes fell on her hand. "What about it?" He asked

"I killed him. My baby. My sweet baby..." She started crying. "I killed him, and Kim hates me," she sobbed.

"Hey, hey." Kit said putting his arms around her

Emilia buried her face in his shoulder and continued to cry. It was the ugly, pained kind of crying.

Kit stroked her hair not knowing what else to do. He had never been good with girls. Or really anyone crying

After a long moment, Emilia pushed him away with a sniffle. She looked sober, even if she wasn't. "Where's Koby? I abandoned her." She tried to get up, but stopped, head spinning, and slumped back to the floor.

"She's fine she's in your dorm." Kit said hopefully

"Okay. Okay." Emilia buried her face in her hands and groaned. "Oh, this is going to hurt, later."

Kit gave a small chuckle "that it will."

Emilia looked back up at Kit. "Is she awake?"

"I don't think so." He said not really sure

Emilia nodded. "She's safe," she muttered to herself. Then, "Thank you," louder, directed at Kit, voice soft.

He smiled

Emilia's gaze grew hooded. "Y'know," she purred, "You never gave Koby that kiss... Is the offer still open?" She licked her lips.

Kit gave a small laugh "that's not a good idea"

Emilia hummed bemusedly. "Oh? And why's that?"

"Well.." He was cut off by the bell

Emilia winced at the sound of the bell, fingers pressing at her temple.

"We should get you inside." Kit said looking around

Emilia snorted. "What, don't want the kids seeing you with the crazy drunk?" she muttered bitterly.

"No I just don't want you to embarrass yourself in front of anyone you like." Kit said

Emilia snorted again. "S'not who I like, hon. It's who likes me. I don't matter." She stood up, using the wall to keep herself balanced, and slipped into her dorm, closing the door before Kit could reply.

Kit opened and closed his mouth

Koby was passed out her face on the floor but her bottom half on the couch.

Emilia sighed as she saw Koby. She went to the kitchen and drank two glasses of water, one after another, then came back for her friend, doing her best to pick her up and get her into her own bed.

Once Koby was safely tucked away in her bed, Emilia took a break to hurl in the toilet, wash her face, make a messy bun out of her hair and pass out on the couch, not necessarily in that order.

## Trivia

* This may be the only scene featuring Kit Merit.