The Crown

Mee has some superpower problems. Heh.

## Transcript

*(open to Space Tree and the Commander at that one game board from Episode 21)*

**COMMANDER:** Well, she sounded pretty hot from what I heard...

**SPACE TREE:** Oh yeah, but we didn't really hear that much, I mean, just that she existed -

**COMMANDER:** Well still that was enough for me to get an image what she kinda looks like...

*(enter Mee)*

**MEE:** Hey everybody, it's Mee Marone. So guys, it turns out that I still have no superpowers.

**SPACE TREE:** Uh, that's great and all, but we're kind of in the middle of talking about the female Space Tree here and how hot she probably is.

**MEE:** Well but your female Space Tree can eat me, I'm trying to talk about my superpower problems, which are way more interesting. Now here's my sexy plan. *(Space Tree leaves)* Oh, well screw you, too.

**COMMANDER:** You know, having no superpowers isn't so bad, I mean no one else on this ship has them, and we're doing all right...

**MEE:** Well, but you're just a bunch of total losers.

*(cut to the Commander, with tears in his eyes)*

**COMMANDER:** I'm just trying to help, you know... *(leaves crying)*

**MEE:** Man, what's up with those guys.

**ALLON:** *(appearing up from the game board)* Well, no offense, but you are being kind of an a-hole.

**MEE:** Well, it looks like it's just us now, Alvin. Just like in the old days, before we both got kicked out of that stupid trio.

**ALLON:** Wait, I thought that you chose to leave.

**MEE:** Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, I did. It's just *(steps backwards, and music starts)* the Reginalds didn't turn out quite the way I imagined it... *(the camera starts to pan up, then snaps back and the music stops)* Because the way I imagined it would've looked something like this. *(clasps his hand for a moment)* Fwshoo!

*(cut to Mee in a throne with a crown, smoking a cigar)*

**MEE:** Hmm, I wonder what I, captain of the Reginalds and richest man in the universe, will do today?

**PINKFROSTING88:** *(steps in)* Well, if you'd like to take the day off, *(strokes Mee with a tentacle)* maybe you'd like to come back to my quarters.

**MEE:** Heh heh, no thanks. *(throws Pinkfrosting88 out by her chin, then walks off the throne* Been there, done that. *(approaches Reginald, with a blue R-emblazoned body, at a console)* Science officer Reginald, set a course for that ship over there; I'm gonna steal his hub caps.

**REGINALD:** *(thumbs up)* This plan has my approval!

*(they look, startled, off to the right)*

**SPACE TREE:** *(off screen)* Not so fast, Meelord the Marone Mongoose Marone. *(cut to Space Tree and Commander, who is in a Robin outfit)* We're here to cramp your style.

**COMMANDER:** Yeah!

*(cut back to Reginald and Mee, in the same pose)*

**MEE:** *(leaning in to Reginald, who does not move at all)* I'll take the two on the left. *(jumps to the right)* Mongoose attack! Ghrar! *(swiftly morphs into a giant mongoose, still with the crown and medallion)*

*(cut back to Space Tree and the Commander)*

**SPACE TREE:** Come on, my speculative sidekick, we've gotta take care of this goose cannon!

**COMMANDER:** Yeah!

**MEE:** Hey, you're the goose cannon, not me!

*(return to reality with a fwoosh)*

**MEE:** Heh, yeah, so that'd be pretty cool, right Aaron?

**ALLON:** Uh, you know, I can't actually see into your imagination.

**MEE:** Well, then you're just pretty useless, aren't you? *(walks off)*

**ALLON:** *(suddenly talking in an evil voice; his pupils are square)* Useless like a space fox! Hahahahahahaha!

*(cut to Space Tree, watching on a television screen, as the Commander walks in)*

**COMMANDER:** Hey ST, what's G.O.?

**SPACE TREE:** Well, I was just eavesdropping on Meelord and Allon's conversation.

**COMMANDER:** Oh, well, that's... pretty messed up.

**SPACE TREE:** Not as messed up as Meelord's little scenario that he just imagined!

**COMMANDER:** Really? Er, what happened?

**SPACE TREE:** Well, I'll tell you what should have happened! *(flexes his 'finger' twigs)* Woosh.

*(cut back to Mee's mongoose form with a fwoosh)*

**MEE:** You can never defeat the Reginalds.

**SPACE TREE:** Well, you didn't count on my secret weapon. *(Pulls out a shotgun and cocks it)*

**COMMANDER:** Yeah!

*(Space Tree fires the shotgun at Mee, who recoils with a chest wound)*

**MEE:** Ow. How did you know, that getting a shotgun blast in the chest was one of my several weaknesses? Damn you.

**SPACE TREE:** Well, you weren't the only one who took that mongoose class in High School.

**MEE:** I am dead.

*(the mongoose falls on the floor, Mee appears)*

**MEE:** Well, that sure was fun. Now that you've killed my Mongoose attack forever, I have no choice but to hand all over my riches to you, Space Tree the Space Tree. *while he is talking, a robot rolls by, carrying 6 "box o' riches)* And this tiara.

*(puts the tiara on ST's trunk, it has a pink heart on it)*

**SPACE TREE:** Uh, can I have that crown instead?

**MEE:** No, but you can go screw yourself.

*(Fwshoo-sound, cut back to Mee, Space Tree and the Commander)*

**MEE:** That's right Space Tree, I'm keeping the crown.

**SPACE TREE:** Fine, you win this round, Marone, but it's not over.

*(he leaves)*

**COMMANDER:** Uh yeah, that was a good fantasy and all, but I think it should have gone more like this. Fwshoo!

*(cut to the Commander, Space Tree (wearing the tiara and his sunglasses) and Allon dancing, this is also the end screen)*

## Easter Eggs

* Let the dancing screen at the end screen finish and then click on the question mark from "The End...?".

### Easter Egg Transcript:

*(cut to Allon, Mee and the Commander)*

**ALLON:** Hey, here's what I think should happen. *(clasps his hand)* Fwshoo!

*(nothing happens)*

**MEE:** Nobody cares what you think, Kevin.

*(another Commander, in a Robin outfit enters)*

**SECOND COMMANDER:** Yeah.

## Fun Facts

* The Commander in a Robin outfit is an inside reference to one of the Ed Atlin's other Flash movies -- specifically his Batman movies -- in that the voice he uses for The Commander is the exact same voice he used for Robin.
* The music for the dancing scene is "get it on (pleasure)" from Feats of Strength, and was previously featured in Space for Rent.
* This episode's sound has a much better quality, that's why this episode is twice as large as normal.
* We see the same R2D2-like robot (seen carrying the Box O' Riches in this episode) from The Marone Mongoose.

## References

* Mee's "The Reginalds didn't turn out right the way I imagined it..." with the music refers to the beginning of the Pizza Fort Song from Business Opportunity.
* Ironically, the actual Female Space Tree *actually* tries to eat Mee in The S Word.
* Episode 50 includes a blooper clip of Mee and Allon trying to act a scene from this episode.