Is Ram a Dog?/Transcript

## Nothing to do

Thing: Ugh, this is so boring!!

Mouth Piece: Yeah, like, this is like, probably like a bad time to, like, do cloud watching.

Applesauce: Well I think it's enjoyable! (sighs)

(Starburst and Nerf Bullet are sitting down)

(There's a white dot in the sky)

Yo-yo: Oh no, what's that thing in the sky?! What is that?

Plug: It's okay, Yo-yo. It'll be all ok!

Elements Page: Yeah, (coughs) not when Ram is freaking out.

Ram: (Growling)

Shape: Oh well, I really hope we can stop all this stuff and-

(A weird, loud noise is played and the screen went white)

[Intro]

## Lip Gloss' Entrance

(Lip Gloss just landed)

Lip Gloss: Hi everyone, who wants to compete in my object show?

(Silence)

Lip Gloss: The prize is this pearl, check out what it does...

(The pearl makes the background change colors)

Muggy: Oh, that's cool! That's- I wanna join!

Lip Gloss: Thanks! Also make 4 teams of 6.

## Team Making

Brownie: Paint Bucket do you want to-

Paint Bucket: No.

Applesauce: Okay Yo-yo, we have a lot in common. Wanna be in a team together?

Yo-yo: Sure, but we are also going to have to grab Pluggy- I mean Plug, we promised to be on the same team.

Applesauce: Sounds good to me!

Nerf Bullet: Hey Starburst, we have a lot in common, wanna team?

Starburst: Yeah, I guess.

(A timecard says "Later")

## Team Naming

(Wind blowing)

Applesauce: Guys, since we're awesome sauce, we could be named Awesome Sauce!

(Team jingle plays)

Nerf Bullet: Hey guys, I think our team name should be-

(fart sound)

Muggy: Crazy!

(Team jingle plays)

Elements Page: Elements are funny, we should be called The Elements, lol.

(Team jingle plays, which sounds like a Windows shut down)

Scrunchie: Hey guys, we should be named Team VSCO, cuz VSCO's cooool!

(Team jingle plays)

Lip Gloss: Okay, here are the teams.

(The screen shows the teams)

## Challenge

Lip Gloss: Okay, here's today's contest...So basically you have to find an object of yourself. And yeah only one person has to do this. The last team to do that will be up for eliminatiooon! Go!

Scrunchie: Okay guys, don't need to worry, because I'm a...VSCO Girlllll! (Pulls out her scrunchie) There we go. My nice little scrunchie-

Chocolate Bone: SCRUNCHIE, VSCO'S A DEAD TREND!!!

Scrunchie: No it's like, not, some people are actually, like, still doing it. Shut up Chocolate Bone!

Lip Gloss: Oh yeah I almost forgot to announce! Team VSCO is safe, yeah-

Atom: Candy Bar, you're our only hope. Like, look at our team, everyone on it, except us two, are non-objects. Yeah we're the only objects.

Atom: And why not me? Well, it's not like I could just, you know, like, pick up one atom from the ground, and then give it to Lip Gloss. Come on, just go to, like, the candy store or something. Please?

Candy Bar: Okay Atom, sure can do!

(Candy Bar gets candy from the candy store)

Lip Gloss: Wow, The Elements are safe!

TRE: Yep, "ding!" sound. (laughs a bit)

Plug: Hey guys, I heard you could charge your phone with an apple, literally an apple. So that must mean Applesauce, too! So I'm going to try it on Apples-

(Construction noise)

Applesauce: (Screaming)

Lip Gloss: Okay, that means...uh...Awesome Sauce is safe. And Crazy is up for elimination, isn't that just great?!?

(Voting screen appears, and later then, the text says "voting ends on October 26 6AM CST" and at the bottom it says "ps it's a vote to eliminate" for a while)

## Stinger

(Applesauce is sitting down, depressed)

Applesauce: What did I do to deserve this? (sighs)

End of episode