Chris

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### Aliases

Idiot (The Author), Chris Nunya, Andromeda (by Symon), old basement lady, bi disaster (irl!chris)

### Relatives

Inky (triplet), Khris (triplet), Sammie (basically a son fr), Symon (best friend/"lil' bro"), Cofy (who knows), Harry McIntosh (wink wonk), Glitch entity (father)

### Occupation

FORMER Walmart Employee + Worker/Researcher at Monterey LabCURRENTLY self employed

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

March 32nd (actually March 18th) (age unknown)

### Place of death

Room 306 of Monterey Lab, Present Day Office

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Chris

Chris is the youngest child of the triplets, though her external age is older, and is the only fully human one out of them. She's controversial yet loved somehow.

She desperately attempts to stop things from snowballing but fails.

She doesn't have an off switch.

## Personality

Chris is paranoid, unpredictable, and extremely outspoken with insults. Her first language is lying, her second being comedy, her third being vicious mockery, her fourth being English.

She's grown up being the one always behind and has taught herself to compensate for her past constant mental comparison to her siblings. This has become second hand as she still keeps ways to constantly stay ahead of everyone else around her. She's been defenseless and has felt helpless most of her life, may as well make others believe she isn't.

Besides that, lying has become her second nature. Between her constant need to hide, research, and protect others from things she deems harming, it's hard to tell when she's telling the truth. Sometimes she even fools herself.

In her mind her troubles are hers and hers only. If she can keep them that way, though it will make it harder for her, everyone else won't need to worry about them.

She somehow seems to make jokes at the most inopportune moments...and by that I mean constantly.

Her list of people she trusts goes as follows:

Exactly.

Does she care? If only she could remember...

## Before the ARG

    sunshine. lovely. Trying to live a life away from the past.

### **Childhood**

Chris was the last born of the triplet trio. She was birthed from the ground, formed from the bone up, and pieced together by their father as a birthday present fro Khris and Inky. For the longest time these events were not known to her until later when her Mom told her. This event most likely traumatized Khris and Inky so it's understandable why it wasn't brought up over lovely family dinners.

Most of her childhood was spent away from her siblings and mostly around her mother, who she looked up to constantly. Her father hated her, though he was the one who created her, as he did most other people other than himself. Though she was pretty distant from Khris, she was closer to Inky.

Though she did not "directly" have experiments done to her by her father, she was considered to be a part of them. One of these instances all three triplets were left tied in a large section of woods for three weeks when they were eleven, unable to get out and without food. Chris, being the only full human of the three, suffered the worst from this, bordering on starvation and dehydration, next being Inky, and then Khris, who was barely physically affected by the situation. When the three finally managed to get out, they came home to their father telling them that their mother had died. This was not the first, nor was it the last straw in her eventual escape and days of traveling away.

### **The World Goes On**

One regret Chris may have in life is that she never looked back when she left her siblings and her father. Or maybe the regret was that she never said goodbye, only ran, and ran, and ran. She did not regret leaving her father, but she felt a pang of guiltiness not thinking twice about leaving her siblings. Either way, Chris eventually escaped her family and begun many years of traveling across the world, train hopping, hitchhiking, doing odd jobs for minimal cash, seeing sights she'd wish she had always seen, and trying her best to leave her past behind.

This time wasn't all sunshine and happiness as much as she may like to call it. A lot of philosophies and interests come from this time in her life, and a few scars as well. Living life on the streets was never the highlight of her life. During this time, though, Chris found herself on the coast of California and where she'd settle down, save up money, go to university, and eventually work as a History professor.

### **Professional Professor**

After getting her degrees around Sacramento, Chris moved down to Monterey Bay after being offered work as a History Professor. This is where she'd meet and befriend and fall helplessly in love with Harry McIntosh, a Physics teacher working at the same university. Chris was genuinely happy. Though she suppressed her past, she found joy in her work and the simple life she led with Harry. This would begin to change as Harry began working on and building his ideas for the Monterey Labs.

## Appearance

Chris has dark brown, greying hair in a messy, unkempt style she sometimes pulls up into a bun. Her outfit usually consists of thrift store items that look like they came from the trash behind a garage band's venue. Though she used to dress more formally a lot of the time, she's strayed from that recently.

Her left pinky and right middle finger is missing from scuffles in Limbo. She has multiple scars along most of her shoulders, back, and primarily her legs from said incidents. After her first visit to Limbo her eyes dulled to a soft grey, becoming even more apparent after her second visit.

## Relationships

**Khris -** Negative

**Inky -** Positive

**Symon** - Positive

**Sammie** - Neutral/Positive currently

**Cofy** - Neutral/Positive (Que banter)

**Harry McIntosh** - Very Positive

**Glitch Entity** - The bar is in hell

## Quotes

* **Harry**: "Why do you hold onto things?" **Chris**: "Hands."
* **Symon**: "I'm being there for you." **Chris**: "My Condolences."
* "You can't con a con."
* **Harry**: "You jerk." **Chris**: "Hey! that's what I base my whole personality on! Sarcasm and jerkiness."
* "Weirds are dream, bro."
* "Frick you, this isn’t solitaire you omnipotent stale white bread end."
* "You dug my grave a long time ago. Are you ready to fill it you coward?"
* "Hey y’all, back from Siberia. What did I miss?"
* "Could level a city, which is significantly worse than half a block...the city is empty by the way, it's like....full of zombies or something"
* "Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub."
* "Nice."
* "Also congrats…..You’re an idiot...And I’m dead."

## Fun Facts

* Has a really hard time outwardly acting like she takes things seriously
* Self appointed Queen of Limbo (by hostile takeover)
* Chris refurbished her own motorbike, she treasures the thing
* Has committed multiple federal crimes

## Trivia

* Arg!Chris had two pet moles when she was younger yet she still doesn't know what exactly moles *are*. Moles are still her favorite animal.
* She used to work as a History professor at the same unnamed university Harry McIntosh worked at
* She has three PHDs. One in each Historical Research Methodology, physics, and mechanical engineering.
* She has cherry blossom trees tattooed on her right shoulder blade.

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## Author's Note

- Arg!Chris is toll bean, please do not hurt her

## Misc. Pictures

A snippet of items kept by Chris from her lab daysThe current state of the previous snippetsA photo of Chris on her bike that was written on