Smart Minds Think Unalike

Speak to Flippy at the Toon Hall in Toontown Central.

* *Oh, hey there [NAME]! How’s it going with the Toon Resistance?*
* *Ooooo???*
* *How did YOU hear about the unification project?*
* *Lord Lowden Clear??*
* *Why would he tell you? You’re not supposed to know about this…*
* *Wait, what DO you know?*
* *Oh, not much huh? Ha, yeah, uh…*
* *Our “unification” project.*
* *Yeah, ha!*
* *It’s uh…*
* *How do I put this.*
* *Oh, uh, yeah it’s a real big deal!*
* *Very important!*
* *I need you to handle this for me. Just try not to ask too many questions.*
* *For your own good of course, but nothing bad would happen either way, I promise.*
* *That darn Lowden Clear… Of course he’d do whatever he could to get out of this one.*
* *Ha ha.*
* *Anyways, I’ve been trying to talk to all of the finest doctors and professors we have here in Toontown Central, but they’re all seeming to not work well together.*
* *Everyone besides our own Professor Pete, and Professor Guffaw of course. She’s too busy making bad puns all the time after all the help you’ve given her.*
* *These doctors and professors are all complaining about one another and it’s a very stressful chain of events to navigate through.*
* *Prove it to me, prove to me that you’re so good that Lowden Clear has such confidence in you, and go get them working back together again.*
* *This isn’t just for public relations mind you, these are the finest doctors and professors, they keep us moving forward and in good toony shape!*
* *Like I said though, don’t ask them too many questions.*
* *We don’t want you uh… Upsetting them with simple questions!*
* *I want you to start by talking to Professor Wiggle, he produces tons and tons of giggles and we always need a supply of giggles!*
* *Now, I’m counting on you to get this done [NAME], don’t let the Toon Resistance and I down!*

## Next Objective

Speak to Professor Wiggle at Professor Wiggle's House of Giggles on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Fantastic! Are you here to finally help fix my constant ink supply issue?*
* *For years I constantly fished some up out of the ponds, thinking it was squid’s ink.*
* *For a long time I had others help me take down bloodsuckers thinking it was a good source of supply.*
* *But you know what it’s been all along?*
* *It’s been Dr. Pulyurleg constantly snatching up my supply of ink!*
* *I can’t do anything around here anymore without him messing up my supply of ink, running low and not being able to track my giggles all the time..*
* *I need you to go over to him and have a word. If you can fix this situation it’ll be really helpful to me and my giggle production.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Dr. Pulyurleg at Dr. Pulyurleg, Chiropractor on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Hi there, [NAME]! Come for an adjustment?*
* *No? Well, your legs do look mighty stiff, I gotta say.*
* *JUST KIDDING! Just so you know in advance, I am a jokester of sorts.*
* *I pride myself on pulling off all kinds of funny little pranks of other toons.*
* *In fact, the longest running one was one I had going on Professor Wiggle for years!*
* *It all ended unfortunately when I ironically pulled my leg tripping over some of the boxes of ink he had ordered in advance in the back of his shop.*
* *But boy oh boy, you should’ve seen his face!*
* *There were no giggles going on for weeks!*
* *What’s that?*
* *You’re here about that?*
* *Oh..*
* *Well, why you’re here fixing things for Professor Wiggle, I got problems of my own with another doctor here in town.*
* *I’m a toon of many jokes, and nobody’s exempt from that.*
* *I quite frequently like to pull the legs of my colleagues as a result.*
* *But ever since then I’ve had a lot of altercations with Dr. Sensitive. She just can’t take a joke!*
* *She’s a great toon and I do feel bad, but I’m not a man that can undo a joke, and I can’t face myself to say it to her.*
* *If you can talk to Dr. Sensitive for me and help me get back in her good graces, then I’ll give you what you need to fix Professor Wiggles issues as well.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Dr. Sensitive at Hardy Harr Seminars on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Welcome to my seminar shop [NAME]! How can I assist you?*
* *Dr. Pulyurleg? Yes, a single sour grape amongst the finest vines that you can find.*
* *However, the only toon I truly have issues with lately is Professor Binky.*
* *He’s childish and utterly inane. I try to assist him with public speaking, but he refuses to learn.*
* *If you can help me in getting him speaking properly, then I’ll help you find peace with Dr. Pulyurleg.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Professor Binky at Clown Class on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Hi [NAME]!*
* *Welcome to Professor Binky Clown Class!*
* *I teach comedy to all toon.*
* *You look like candidate, you want try?*
* *My talk?*
* *It not bad.*
* *I efficient, scientifically less word, less work!*
* *You want talk normal?*
* *You talk to Dr. Tom for me.*
* *He steal clients.*
* *I help when you help.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Dr. Tom at Dr. Tom Foolery on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Welcome to foolery, this is Tom!*
* *I specialize specifically in foolery of all kinds and being Tom.*
* *What’s that? Binky says I’m stealing clients of his?*
* *That’s preposterous! I merely co-coach his clientele.*
* *Okay yeah, I do teach clown class on the side but that’s just because of Dr. Euphoric just down the road.*
* *His excitable nature and happiness takes away a lot of toons that may come in my door. And I gotta cover all my bases. Jellybeans aren’t as easy to come by as they used to you know!*
* *If you talk to Dr. Euphoric and help me settle this situation, I’ll help you and Binky as well.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Dr. Euphoric at Dr. I.M. Euphoric on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Welcome to the most bouncy, laugh-filled shop in all of Toontown!*
* *Or, was the most bouncy, laugh-filled shop anyways..*
* *I. M. Dr. Euphoric, at your service.*
* *Dr. Tom again? This is ridiculous!*
* *I only enjoy the laughs and excitement that toons bring to me!*
* *Hmm..*
* *Okay, I got it!*
* *Professor Proton has been often collecting the energy inside my shop to study in the production of his zap gags.*
* *They’re all the rave nowadays, and it’s taking away from the buzz my shop used to have!*
* *If you talk to him and get that energy back, I can help you fix the situation with Dr. Tom.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Professor Proton at The Circuit Breaker on Wacky Way in Toontown Central.

* *YEOWCH!*
* *Oh ha, sorry. I was testing prototypes for new possible zap gags, but it’s not exactly going to plan.*
* *Anyways, welcome to my shop! I’m the creator and inventor of the awesomely shocking zap gags!*
* *It took a lot of time and effort, studying short circuits, jumps, and all sorts of wacky things to perfect them, but I got the job done!*
* *It was always a logical thing, the cogs are robots, and what robot loves extreme jolts?*
* *Anyways, before I ramble on about zap gags, what is it you’d like to speak to about?*
* *Dr. Euphoric huh?*
* *Admittedly, his shop was definitely the top of the town as far as energy goes.*
* *Some say even his building danced occasionally as they partied on throughout the night.*
* *Naturally, being a professor who fancies the study of protons, energy, and things that zap alike, I was extremely curious about this.*
* *I eventually fashioned a high-tech test tube that effectively captured and stored the bouncy energy emitting from his shop!*
* *It did indeed slow down the hustle and bustle of toons visiting, but it was a foundational tool in helping create zap gags!*
* *Here’s the only issue I have.*
* *I don’t have the high-tech test tube anymore.*
* *You see, I was testing blasting large amounts of energy at a cog until another one joined the battle.*
* *And then another, and another, until I was facing 4 cogs by my lonesome.*
* *I’m just a nerdy professor, not a strategic brawler, mind you!*
* *I may or may not have left screaming in a girly pitch. Regardless.*
* *They must have my test tube now and by extension, the energy stored within it.*
* *If you can find and bring this test tube back, I’ll surely allow you to take it and restore the energy inside Dr. Euphoric’s shop.*

## Next Objective

Recover a test tube from level 3+ cogs in Toontown Central.

Return to Professor Proton at The Circuit Breaker on Wacky Way in Toontown Central.

* *Fantastic, that’s just the THIIIIIIIING!!*
* *I really oughta wear my rubber gloves more often..*
* *Anyways, take this on over to Dr. Euphoric and just press the button. It’ll pop open and release the energy I’ve stored within it.*

## Next Objective

Return to Dr. Euphoric at Dr. I.M. Euphoric on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *What’s that?*
* *Energy test tube huh?*
* *Well go ahead and try it out, it’s worth a shot!*
* *…*
* *I don’t really feel anything, is it supPOSED TO KICK IN-*
* *WOAH!*
* *I feel utterly euphoric!*
* *Thank you so much for all the help!*
* *This shop is gonna be bouncing again in no time.*
* *I can’t thank you enough.*
* *So here’s how we’ll help Dr. Tom.*
* *It’s not the clients that’s the issue, is how he’s getting the word out!*
* *You gotta reach out to get people in your shop!*
* *So take my advice, the cattlelog isn’t just for buying, it’s great for advertisement for toons.*
* *In fact, I’m owed a free round of advertisements if I call soon, but my complimentary ticket of proof was taken by the cogs recently.*
* *If you can go and recover it, I’ll let you use it with Dr. Tom!*

## Next Objective

Go fishing for a cattlelog advertisement ticket in Toontown Central.

Return to Dr. Euphoric at Dr. I.M. Euphoric on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Thank you for all your help! Just head right over to Dr. Tom and let him know. Good luck!*

## Next Objective

Return to Dr. Tom at Dr. Tom Foolery on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Back so soon? I saw you helping out Dr. Euphoric earlier. So this better be good.*
* *Advertisement ticket you say?*
* *Hmm.. you know what, this just could work!*
* *It has instructions on the backside here, let’s see.*
* *If you could just head to your estate and use your phone, this ticket should be activated and my advertisements will show up in no time for all toons to see!*

## Next Objective

Call the Cattlelog.

Return to Dr. Tom at Dr. Tom Foolery on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Wow, I never thought getting the word out about my shop would be this simple.*
* *This is fantastic!*
* *Let’s solve our issue here with Dr. Binky now, why don’t we.*
* *I keep track of my clown class roster in my books. I keep all of them stored at the Dogs of Wisdom Bookstore as it’s a bit too crowded to keep them next to my medical supplies.*
* *Head on over and check it out and feel free to give it Binky to keep for his own!*
* *Thanks again [NAME].*

## Next Objective

Speak to Bookworm Bork at Dogs of Wisdom on Wacky Way in Toontown Central.

* *Ba.*
* *Ba ba.*
* *Ba da da ba ba.*
* *Ba?*
* *Okay, I’m gonna be honest with you.*
* *The cogs recently raided my bookstore and stole mostly everything I had.*
* *All I have now is a few copies of “Grass & You - a Guide to all Things Grass in Toontown”. And NOBODY wants that.*
* *I’ve been standing here making these nonsense noises hoping everyone just thinks I’m crazy and walks away.*
* *If you want to get the book back, I’ll need you to find the cogs that stole my books and bring them back. There’s about 5 boxes worth.*
* *Bring those back and I’ll help you for sure.*

## Next Objective

Recover 5 boxes of books from the cogs in Toontown Central.

Return to Bookworm Bork at Dogs of Wisdom on Wacky Way in Toontown Central.

* *That’s them alright! Thank you so much, my bookstore is back in business!*
* *I think Flippy was just about to get me a mental evaluation so this timing is actually perfect.*
* *Thanks again, here’s the roster for the clown class.*

## Next Objective

Return to Professor Binky at Clown Class on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *What this?*
* *Clown Class roster?*
* *Binky thank you.*
* *My class now biggest clown class again.*
* *I help with Sensitive lady now.*
* *You tell Binky what she want and I help.*

## Next Objective

Return to Dr. Sensitive at Hardy Harr Seminars on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Binky’s actually willing to try now, huh?*
* *Well I’m actually quite joyous to hear that!*
* *The best way that allows for my teachings to work remotely is by repeating what sentences I say through a tape recorder.*
* *I myself do not currently possess any, however.*
* *If you could however recover speaker parts from a Cold Caller, that would be the beginning of us possessing one.*

## Next Objective

Recover a speaker from Cold Callers in Toontown Central.

Return to Dr. Sensitive at Hardy Harr Seminars on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Perfect! Now we just need a couple more parts.*
* *If you can find me a recording device from a Telemarketer, we’ll be almost ready to go!*

## Next Objective

Recover a recording device from Telemarketers in Toontown Central.

Return to Dr. Sensitive at Hardy Harr Seminars on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *And lastly we just need a signaling device to connect the two. If you can recover this from a Name Dropper, we’ll be all set!*

## Next Objective

Recover a signaling device from Name Droppers in Toontown Central.

Return to Dr. Sensitive at Hardy Harr Seminars on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *This is fantastic! You managed to bring back high quality components and with this we’re set.*
* *Take this tape recorder back over to Binky and have him say the sentence he hears being played over the tape recorder.*
* *Come back to me once you’ve made some progress!*

## Next Objective

Return to Professor Binky at Clown Class on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Binky will help but Binky scared.*
* *I see cogs outside shop.*
* *I can’t help until gone.*
* *Get rid of cogs and I help.*

## Next Objective

Defeat 10 cogs on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

Return to Professor Binky at Clown Class on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

* *Binky much more happy now.*
* *Binky try his best to speak now!*
* *Dr. Sensitive is..*
* *Dr. Sensitive is the b..*
* *Dr. Sensitive is the best doctor in Toontown!*
* *I did it!*
* *Wait..*

## Next Objective

Return to Dr. Sensitive at Hardy Harr Seminars on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Who’s the jokester now!*
* *Anyways, thank you for all the help. Now let’s get to solving this Dr. Pulyurleg situation shall we.*
* *If there’s one thing I can tell you about Dr. Pulyurleg, it’s this.*
* *It doesn’t take a literary and audible genius to understand the connotations behind his jests.*
* *It is clear as day.*
* *He has a crush on me.*
* *Can’t you see it?*
* *Here’s what we’ll do.*
* *Since you were such a big help for me, I’ll let you work with him to write a love letter or a date proposal, or something of that nature.*
* *Go see him, work something up, and I’ll humor him so that we can get along together again.*

## Next Objective

Return to Dr. Pulyurleg at Dr. Pulyurleg, Chiropractor on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *A CRUSH?*
* *A CRUSH!?*
* *Maybe just a little..*
* *Do you think she’d like me?*
* *You do!?*
* *Can you help me ask her?*
* *Here’s what we’ll do.*
* *I wrote a letter a while back, it contains my apologies and a few other words about how I like her, but I was way too nervous when walking over to her shop and a glad hander snatched it out of my hands.*
* *I couldn’t bring myself to get it back from them. If you could, can you find it and deliver it to her for me?*
* *Thank you [NAME].*

## Next Objective

Recover a love letter from Middlemen in Toontown Central.

Return to Dr. Sensitive at Hardy Harr Seminars on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Ah, yes. A love letter just like little toons in school would pass around.*
* *I’ll just check yes here and I’ll handle the rest, thank you for all your effort for us here.*

## Next Objective

Return to Dr. Pulyurleg at Dr. Pulyurleg, Chiropractor on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *What a wonderful day today is!*
* *And it’s all thanks to you, [NAME]!*
* *Let’s get the Professor Wiggle issue sorted immediately.*
* *I’m going to be honest with you, I kept tossing all of his ink in the pond here on Punchline Place since it seemed the easiest way to get rid of it.*
* *I’m a real jokester, eh?*
* *I’m sure you could go fish more up, there’s gotta be years and years worth of ink in the bottom of it.*

## Next Objective

Go fishing for a supply of ink on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

Return to Dr. Pulyurleg at Dr. Pulyurleg, Chiropractor on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *That’s the stuff! Why don’t you run that on down over to Professor Wiggle and see if that gets his giggles going again.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Professor Wiggle at Professor Wiggle's House of Giggles on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Oh wow, a single ink supply..*
* *That’ll last about a week with the rate I produce giggles, and this isn’t even remotely close to the massive supply he’s nabbed from me over the years.*
* *Honestly, at this rate, I wish they were pulling MY leg when they mentioned his shop opening back in the day.*
* *Go back and ask him about the other missing supply, then we’ll be even.*

## Next Objective

Return to Dr. Pulyurleg at Dr. Pulyurleg, Chiropractor on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Okay.. I uh.. Gotcha again?*
* *Okay, let me explain.*
* *You see, the reason Bloodsuckers were a good source of ink, and the reason why you didn’t find much supply go hand in hand.*
* *I’ve been trying to branch out and study other medicine, and bloodsuckers have the perfect teeth for acupuncture needles.*
* *It turns out they absolutely love ink as it’s extremely needed in their line of business.*
* *I would lure them in with the ink supplies and then try to extract the teeth when I could.*
* *Naturally this was trial and error, and more often than not they got away with the supply.*
* *If you can take a few out I think you’ll be able to find the missing supply. In fact, I think I saw a few on Loopy Lane if you need any help.*

## Next Objective

Recover 3 ink supplies from Bloodsuckers in Toontown Central.

Return to Dr. Pulyurleg at Dr. Pulyurleg, Chiropractor on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *Perfect. This seems like all of it -- or as much as you’ll be able to get back, anyways.*
* *Head on back to Professor Wiggle and give him these supplies. And also my word that I won’t mess with his stuff ever again.*
* *Thank you truly for all the help you’ve done here today, [NAME].*

## Next Objective

Return to Professor Wiggle at Professor Wiggle's House of Giggles on Punchline Place in Toontown Central.

* *There we go. That’s plenty to last for a while until my new shipments come in.*
* *I’ve ordered quite fancy ink from Visible Ink I’ll have you know.*
* *I appreciate all the help. All this ink for notetaking will go a long way, and hearing those words come from Dr. Pulyurleg is simply so satisfying.*
* *You’ve done a great job. Return back to Flippy and make sure to let him know how happy everyone was with all the great work you’ve done.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Flippy at Toon Hall in Toontown Central.

* *Fantastic. You’re the real deal.*
* *We were worried we wouldn’t be able to get this array of toons working together again, but you stepped right in and proved us wrong.*
* *All I can say is thank you.*
* *Thank you, and welcome to the Toon Resistance.*
* *We’re glad to have you.*
* *Before I let you go, I just wanted to tell you to go check back with Lord Lowden Clear. He may have more tasks for you.*
* *From the sounds of it, he’s definitely taken a liking to you. And that’s understandable. You’re an excellent asset and a team member.*
* *Thank you again, [NAME]. I’ll see you around.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Lord Lowden Clear at the Toon HQ in Toontown Central.

* *I’m proud of you for the great work, but listen real close [NAME], we have a serious issue.*
* *So we’ve been keeping tabs on one of our resistance rangers, as they were supposed to be the new ambassador for Barnacle Boatyard, but they disappeared shortly after a meeting with Flippy.*
* *Since then their trail’s gone cold, until today, that is.*
* *We’ve been personally asking for toons with any knowledge to step forward, and finally Louise Connection has alerted us that she may have something.*
* *We need you to run over to her shop Toon Mobile Wireless on Wacky Way and see just what she’s heard.*
* *If this can lead us back to Resistance Ranger Rain, it would be a huge relief.*
* *Thank you, [NAME].*

The current task ends here. The next task is named "Find the Rain".