Frenchcowism

## What is Frenchcowism?

Frenchcowism is a newly established religion, which started in the city of Cairo. Frenchcowians believe in and base their decisions on the teachings of French Cow, a bright scholar who was betrayed and murdered by a former friend of the Egyptians. French Cow's legacy lives on through his children, French Cow 2 and French Cow 3.

The tragic story of French Cow began to spread, after the player known as BxrbieGirl wrote a book, accounting the details of French Cow's untimely death. This book has become a classic tale and it lead to the creation of the religion we know today.

## The Sacred Text: "French Cow RIP"

Day 4 of the minecraft smp I was very bored and saw a cow staring at me funny. He looked like he was paralised and i decided ot help him. I kidnapped him from his pen without anyones concent and then ran to a tree where I hung him with the help of Tro and named him French Cow. There was also French Cows dad who died during transportation to hanging. French cow was a super idol to others. He made others like modes laugh and had very hot eyes. He was very special I stared at him every single day wondering how long he would hang for. One day 2 men named Jodie and arabian steve threw snowballs at french cow so i decided to get venegence. I told him about a trap i made and jumped in thinking there was water at the bottom. He did not relaise the dripstone. French cow has witnessed many incidents of the time like when I popped Icon365's totem with dripstone and the time where i killeed myself trting to kill others. He encouraged me to be the person I am. Today is 25 of March 2022 11:17 I heard shocking news after coming back from enchanting my hot picaxe saying that a great warrior has fallen. I fell literally and went onto discord to find out the owner of this crime is biggorilanuts who I will kill with a trap in the future. French cow made many sacrafises and he deserves to be honoured in every way possible. Tonight i stand watching his grave that was made by Heavenly. May his soul Rest In Peace-Friday 25 March 2022 11:20

## The Spread of Frenchcowism

* BxrbieGirl
* Firebll
* Nairobi
* Suez
* Gibraltar
* Kisumu

## The French Crusades

The French Crusades is ongoing wars where the Saharan State would siege french towns to liberate French Cows. The first French Crusade War happened in the town of Cherboug when Yeeter and Firebll traveled to France and decided to gain more power. Another French Crusade War almost happened in the town of Kisumu when the leader of the town MegaWooper disrespected French Cow but when Yeeter and Firebll traveled to Kisumu they successfully converted the town of Kisumu to Frenchcowism. The second French Crusade War has happened in the town of Rennes when Yeeter and Firebll decided to gain more power in France and Yeeter decided that it was also to free the cows from their capture in Rennes. The next French Crusade happened in Paris when Yeeter and Firebll decided to crusade Paris to do some more liberation. Yeeter, while in Paris, bravely shot a spy tree and confirmed that the Saharan States started a war in Paris

## The Sons of French Cow

French Cow 2 (Also known as "The Spirit of the Sahara")

French Cow 3