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jack something has always been daniels biggest enemy. ever since they were kids, daniel has been jealous of how handsome and attractive jack is. sadly, daniel knew that he would nveer be as cool as jack. jack gets all of the ladies, and daniel isd extremely jealous of the fact that jack is so sexcy that he gets all of the ladies. jack was born into a middle class family in 1872, to parents marie curie and albert einstien. he graduated top of his class at harvard university and left with a promising career ahead of him. this would all come to an end when one night, jack went out with his parents for a night to to theatre and was approached by daniel in an alleyway on their return home. daniel robbed them at gunpoint, and then shot both of jack's parents dead. he left jack standing there alone, and left him with life-changing advice "i hate you, die. you fucking pig. you will never be as good as me. i will always win. no matter how hard you try, your efforts will be in vain and i will fucking kill you. fuck you, you fucking pig. i hope you get hit by a bus and fucking die. end your fucking life you fucking pig." and from that moment on, jack swore that he would never resort to daniel's level.

after he was drafted in the first world war, jack left the army with an order of australia. he was praised for his efforts in fighting against the nazis. a short time after, jack would go on to write the US constitution, for which he was critically acclaimed. it was around this period of jack's life that he would write and publish his first book, "The Unofficial Guide to Among Us: 50 Tips and Tricks to Become a Master Imposter and Stellar Crewmate". this book would go on to receive the something prize, an exclusive award named after jack himself. inspired with the success of his first book, jack then wrote his second book, the bible. this book would go on to become the most influential and most successful book of all time. realising that jack had the potential to spread happiness and joy, jack then instead decided to speak out against daniel. he spoke these famous words; "DANIEL BARASOMETHING, ANY OF THE BARA-SOMETHINGS I DONT CARE". he spoke out against daniel and challenged him to a fortnite 1v1. this would go down as one of the highest stake games in history (world war 1 included).

jack ended up winning the battle, after flawlessly whipping out his 90s and cranking them builds. daniel was astonished and taken aback. as a result of daniel's failings, he was forced to give over the country of australia to jack. daniel was left a defeated man, and jack remained victorious. winning this build battle became a turining point in jack's life and the wider history of the world at large. after the fight was over, daniel proclaimed his infamous hate speech titled "bro's using wall hacks" where he accused jack of cheating in their fortnite match. jack was taken aback by these accusations, and immediately let match adjudicator johnny sins examine his computer, where it was found that daniel was in fact the one using wall hacks. jack is a holy man and he would never cheat in something so important to the future of humanity.

jack grew up in a small town north of Bethlehem, where he was close childhood friends with a man named Jesus H. Christ, whom he based his widely acclaimed novel "the bible" off of. it was later in jack's life when he learned the shocking truth that he was actually jack h. christ, jesus' brother. it was this knowledge that took jack back to bethlehem to find his long lost brother, only to find him hanging on a cross with a note left by daniel saying "gotcha bitch". jack was devastated. first his parents, now his brother. jack was not sure of much anymore in his rapidly changing life. but the one thing he was sure of is that daniel bara-something would pay for his crime.

after the acclaim of his novel, jack moved to a newly established new york city, where he met a young lady by the name of lucy o'kneel. lucy was the most pure person jack had ever met in his entire life. he immediately fell for her, and spent 3 years with her in NYC. one monday afternoon, lucy came home in a rush and told jack that she had run into daniel bara-something in the town square, and that he had threatened her life if she refused to wed him. lucy refused, and she ran home to jack. jack and lucy decided to run away into new jersey and get married. on the 19th of february 1845, jack something and lucy o'kneel were married. they soon moved to washington, where lucy became the first woman in congress and jack ran for district mayor. 3 years later in the summer of 1848, daniel bara-something was alerted of their location. on this particular day, lucy was at home with the flu and therefore was not able to go into work. jack (being the mayor) went into office and carried on with his job. on this fateful day, daniel broke into their house in search of jack, instead finding a sick lucy, whom he then shot and killed in cold blood. jack returned home and found his wife dead, with a note inscribed at her side "miss me?".

jack something was awarded the nobel peace prize for his valiant efforts in world wars 1 and 2 in 1950. it was then that jack decided that he no longer wanted to be a public figure and instead wanted to be given the time to grieve the loss of his parents, brother and lover, and so on the 26th of june 1955, exactly 40 years after the fateful day his parents were killed, he retired from public life. he lived alone for many years. he sat by himself, minding his own business and spending his time finally being able to grieve the deaths of his loved ones. this was a very well deserved break in jack's life. it is believed that jack made peace with his losses and became a peaceful man sometime around the time of fall 1957. jack then remerged back into public life, where he delivered his extremely famous "first words" speech on the 24th of december 1958, christmas eve. the speech is as follows:

"there's nothing stopping me from getting up here today and declaring a war on mr bara-something. instead, I have found the strength within myself to come out here and publicly forgive him for the crimes he committed against my family. i want it to be known that i am doing this for myself and not for daniel's sake. he is a sick man and i really hope, i really do, that he receives the help and rehabilitation that he needs. i also want it to be known that i am not making excuses for his behaviour. he has caused so much pain and suffering and he really is just a miserable little man. i dont know why he targeted me. i dont get it. i want to make this clear to mr bara-something if he is listening to this. i do not hate you. if you see no other way to get what you want than to hurt and ruin a mans life then i see no reason to hate you, only to pity you. one thing that has always bothered me about this entire situation is that i never got to say goodbye. i never got the chance to say goodbye to my parents when daniel shot them dead in the alley, who were the most generous and the kindest people i have ever met. i never got to say goodbye to my brother, who was one of the most loving people i have ever met in my entire life before he was crucified slowly on a cross. i was never given the opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, who was the most pure of heart person i have ever met in my entire life, before she was murdered in cold blood. i never got to say goodbye to these people and for years i have been beating myself up over it. it never occurred to me until now that losing them wasn't my fault. i was chosen for an unknown reason by this man as someone who deserves to be brought through hell as if he is some sort of spawn of satan. thats not me. i dont deserve this. and i only came to peace recently with the fact that i didnt do anything to warrant the murder of my family. if you take away the meaningless awards and shallow prizes, im just a man. im just a broken man without a family. my final message to daniel is this. im sorry. i hope youre happy."