Beespalt

"I snorted coke off Obama's cock n balls"

## Backstory

*(Clarification to start, "beesplat" is meant to be lower case I don't know why its important but it is. The wiki auto capitalizes to title of the page so that's why it capitalized in the title.)*

Beesplat is an anthropomorphic bee with a mortal flesh wound through his chest which stays perpetually open and bleeding. Beesplat started his life as your average worker bee with compromising political opinions. The bee's nest in which beesplat lived was aboard the U.S.S West Virginia, one day while Mysteryman8000 was crafting some netherite armor. His hammer was slamming the anvil when a small beesplat flew threw the air and was struck by the hammer leaving a mortal wound in his little bee chest. Feeling sorry for the little guy Mysteryman8000 and President Thanos preformed crude surgery on the bee to try to keep him alive. During the surgery they added limbs and other human traits to try to fix him but they forgot to fix the massive hole through his, now chest. Coolduck16, whom had been trying to learn necromancy tried to help but, since he was not well practiced in the craft he left the wound open. It wouldn't kill him anymore but it would never heal and it would never stop bleeding. He ended up joining the crew for the Christmas Special and immediately established himself as a valuable member of the crew.

## Time in the Krusty Crew

### Christmas Special

During the Christmas Special beesplat was a bit of a rouge. He left Christmas town early on to create his own territory, Newer Mexico. Newer Mexico was a Territory that was not all that impressive build wise compared to the much bigger Christmas Town built by Stoneminer102. In fact the territory did not have any builds and was so insignificant that it was more of a land that beesplat tried to live at and mainly failed. He died over 70 times while attempting to survive in Newer Mexico. *This is mainly because this was beesplat's first time ever playing survival Minecraft.* Eventually beesplat went with the crew to the next season after the USS West Virginia defrosted.

### Season 6: The End

When the USS West Virginia docked in the season six land beesplat very quickly teamed up with Pineapple1007 to create the C.U.N.T. Beesplat along with Pineapple1007 established themselves as extremely powerful individuals in a world otherwise powerless world. The C.U.N.T held many secrets but none so as secretive and complex as Operation Black Thunder. OBT was meant to be a defense mechanism in case anybody seriously tried to attack the C.U.N.T. Operation Black Thunder was the brain child of beesplat, concocted from the deepest darkest areas of his mind. It involved spawning many withers that would kill the enemy, however beesplat didn't account for the withers being aggressive towards everyone. When The C.U.N.T went to war with Rogenstien Pineapple1007 pre-emptively activated OBT to protect against the oncoming Rogenstien attack and the withers destroyed everything. They killed Pineapple1007 and most everyone else immediately but beesplat and President Thanos were able to retreat to an underground safe house together and survive the chaos.

#### beesplat and President Thanos' wait

The beesplat and President Thanos relationship is not a romantic one but it would not be obvious that they weren't a married couple if you saw them argue. beesplat and Thanos hate each other and it all started when they were stuck in that safe house together. They stayed in the safe house for months and they did nothing but argue and fight. Even though Thanos was the one who saved beesplat originally and made him into what he is today he still found a multitude of reasons to resent her. They eventually got out of the safehouse when the found out that the rest of the crew had made it out of limbo.

### Season 8:Diplomacy

Before those who had fallen to the scourge that was OBT had returned beesplat would emerge from his hastily constructed vault to the outside world once remnants of OBT had disappeared. In absolute horror and dread over the mass destruction OBT had caused beesplat would travel aimlessly till settling in a deep part of a forest secluded and surrounded by mountains. It would be here beesplat would erect a cabin and in this isolation would plan the creation of his third state. From here beesplat would start expanding his territory and building up the bureaucracy for his new monarchial municipality. It would be at this point to where his former rivals and allies before OBT would return to the land of the living and realizing or emerge from the bunkers which had been constructed. realizing the new rise of competition in the race to shape a new society in their own image beesplat would proclaim his domain to be the Kingdom of Alvearium. it would be in the kingdom of Alvearium where beesplat would work to restore the people to the island and rapid expansion of its territory. Stopping along the mountain range the kingdom of Alvearium's borders would come to a complete stop to establish a defensive line among said mountains. Realizing the potential of uniting the north with him at the center of it beesplat would approach his perceived rival of Stone to create an economic union in the north, surrender the cove of Orientula to the Rockford, and settle the final borders of Insulana. Almost immedietly following the signing of the NEU constitution beesplat would regret his decision and would plot with Breadloaf to destroy it. This would see the rise of Operation Doublespeak a secret operation to create code names and operations too dangerous for anyone else to know. With Doublespeak in tow and a desire to destroy the NEU Operation Solvent would see beesplat create "the Rights of Man and Citizen of the Empire of Alvearia" with the sole intent of causing a crisis large enough to warrant a war between Alvearia and Rockford. This would not come through and instead would see an amendment to constitution of the NEU which satisfied beesplat enough. Following 1 case of unintended successful bluffing beesplat would then instigate operation Hydrophobia, the creation of a bridge neglecting Pineapple1007 of eastern water access, to once again attempt an international incident to cause a war but similar to Solvent this would not occur and the scandal would again fizzle out. Around these times operation unthinkable would occur seeing a secret alliance form with President Thanos to cause an act of terror on Rockford. This alliance would become much more pivotal the longer it lasted with secret info acquired by Thanos showing Rockford assembling a secret alliance to overthrow the Empire of Alvearia and reestablish the Pineapple Kingdom.