Porn

"*I got all my favorite porn videos queued up here, and I'm going to show them to you. You're going to see porn. So don't watch this at work.*"
―Erik
Porn was the 42nd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was disabled by YouTube for violating their terms of service. It is still available for viewing on Patreon. It was followed by Porn Harder and was originally released during spring of 2016.

## Summary

Erik warns the audience not to watch this video at work because it has porn, but he decides it doesn't matter because his audience is just unemployed Dutch dudes.

He starts by watching a hot blowjob on Youporn, and he notices that the comment etiquette is really good. But he's not interested in foreplay, so he watches some proper sex porn on Xvideos of a woman that hates her step dad. He notices that she doesn't seem to hate her step dad and types a comment scolding her for betraying her mother. Then he finds some porn for women on Youporn, but it just looks like porn for men. He notices more good etiquette in the comments, and he warns one of the commenters about the NWO.

Next Erik watches a fisting video where it looks like the woman's entrails are getting ripped out, and he decides to blur that even in the uncensored version. He leaves a comment, finds cartoon porn of Scooby-Doo on Redtube, and leaves a comment there as well.

Erik decides to take suggestions for the next video, so he goes on Blab and asks Martin Shkreli what his favorite porn video is. They agree it's probably boy sandwich on Xvideos. Then Erik goes to Chaturbate for a more personalized experience, and he asks the chat about Roth IRA. The other guys in the chat help him with his finances and it takes over the conversation entirely, proving that it's the most mature, interesting, and respectful place on the internet.

Erik suggests people go to TrumpBangsThings.com, and he watches a Donald Trump porn video.

## Comments

*I got two balls and a big fat weineroni way up in the air goin oh yeaaaah nice stuff I love porn you guys love porn too right? We all love porn and I don't mind talking with ya'll about it. Ohh yeah just a bunch of dudes hangin out in a comments section talkin about how we all jizzed to the same video good stuff boy! wish my wife was still alive so I could talk about how she could learn a thing or two from this shit one love salvia and I'm out (\_)\_):::::::::::::::D that what ma dik look like*
- Erik

*How dare you betray your mother like this! UNACCEPTABLE behavior but I still busted a shot across the room that's gonna cost me my security deposit*
- Erik

*I want to try sex now i can't wait any more*
- mmm

*You think that's bad, try waiting for the mainstream media to cover the FEMA camps popping up all over the goddamn country. You won't have to wait for sex much longer because the government's about to fuck you real soon. Try JO'ing to youporn when they flick on the chem trail switch and evaporate the jizz out of all of our balls. RESEARCH NWO JOHN KASICK 2016*
- Erik

*I'm gonna tell kids from now on this is how babies are made and then tell them my name is Ted Cruz and not to worry about telling people who told them that.*
- Erik

*Damn son this animation is LIT UP do you work at Disney or some shit because if you do I wanna see if you could tackle George Jetson gettin pegged by his robot maid. That would make me pop a nut so big it could melt a glacier. NOT THAT WE NEED ANY MORE OF THAT john kasick 2016*
- Erik

*Got any advice for a guy going into his first Roth IRA?*
- Erik

*I fuckin fired a load to this that broke my window and took out a bald eagle a mile above my house. I'm not gonna get in trouble for that right? Anyway just know your Grandma can see you jerking off to this from Heaven.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Erik's audience being Dutch is a reference to Dumpert stealing his videos.
2. ↑ John Kasich was running for president in 2016. He lost to Donald Trump.