TWU's & Lustix's Marriage (Lore)

On September 16th, 2022, a series of events in a GarticPhone game would lead to the lore event, the marriage of TWU and Lustix. The wedding itself is deemed to be part of the Sdslayer Server's lore, and as such the phrase *"canonically married"* began being used soon after.

On December 31st, 2022, it was announced via DMs that Lustix and TWU had divorced. Lustix later changed his server's nickname to "I'm Canonically Divorced".

## Overview

The wedding itself is summarized into the screenshot shown in the article, featuring TWU and Lustix located on the top of a hill, taking their vows. Multiple events had occurred prior to this which would lead to the eventual marriage. The two have not yet taken a honeymoon, though it is likely to happen eventually.

## Pre-Wedding

### TWU Chops Off His Dick

Upon multiple.. rather horny jokes being made on a GarticPhone game. In an attempt to no longer be horny, TWU chops off his dick, saying *"guys i chopped my penis off, i'm no longer horny".* This was followed by multiple jokes including one by Median saying, *"you are now a transgender female",* and one by Lustix saying, *"that is gonna be a part of my collection".* Following that TWU would then say he is going to sell his dick on Ebay. Admist multiple offers, Lustix would end up paying $1,500 for TWU's dick, becoming the owner of it.

### Lustix x TWU Becomes Canon

Multiple people began threatening Lustix for TWU's dick, most notably Median who mentioned robbing Lustix's house in an attempt to steal it so he can resell it on the black market. Lustix followed up while not only denying Median permission to rob his house, but also said *"GREAT TWU, NOW WE CAN GET MARRIED."*

This became the first mention of **Sdslayer Server Lore** as them two would be considered married in such, this was wrapped up with multiple "tr-" jokes. The phrase "Lusdick" also began around this time.

## Wedding

The wedding canonically took place inside of GarticPhone with multiple images showing the wedding events. The main two images were an image of Lustix approaching the house of TWU, and then them two getting married uptop a hill. Following the marriage, Lustix and TWU both changed their names to **I Am Canonically Married** and **I Am Also Canonically Married** respectively. One of the final related jokes that day about it was referring to TWU choking on water, when he was asked if it was marriage related.

## Server Significance

###### Server Wiki

The event all-around was quite significant, lore-wise, and server-wise, as it was the direct inspiration for the idea of a Sdslayer Server Wiki, a place to have somewhere to keep track of lore events and drama events.

###### Deeper Lore Within the Server

The marriage would also inspire more lore to be created in the server, with some examples being: GEDOEM (Created by Loops), the Emo Boy Lore (Started by Lustix, TWU, and Julius), and more.

## "Divorce" and "Re-marriage"

On December 31st, 2022, Lustix announced to Median via DMs that the two had officially divorced after over 3 months of being together. An image accompanied it, showing TWU getting married to someone named Zerick (not to be confused with Derick). The divorce was canonically accepted until March of 2023, when it was realized that a formal divorce never took place. Due to this, the marriage never officially ended, and a "re-marriage", which was actually just continuation since September 16th, was canonically recognized in the lore. As of now, the marriage is still going, and the 6-month anniversary will be on March 16th, 2023.