ABRETHE HUB 2: ROUNDABOUT BOOGALOO

# `ABRETHE: THE SERIES: SEASON I`

Abrethe: The Stoplight — Where Abbie teleports into your walls.

Abrethe: The Church of the Broken Fish — Where Abrethe discovers something dark, something very, very dark.

Abrethe: Project ANTISPIN — Where Abigail meets her antithesis: The *Voyager 2* probe, which pretty much is a chatterbox.

Abrethe: Coffeeslip — Where Abi dies of a coffee stain.

# `ABRETHE: THE SERIES: SEASON II`

Abrethe in... BEWARE THE BUOYANCY! — They come from outer waters.

Abrethe: Begone, faerie! — Where Abe reads a short story about a very long story.

Abrethe: The Claimed Throne — Where Abbi yeets a rocket into Jupiter for some reason.

Abrethe: Weather Alert — Where Earth ends and Abie launches yet another rocket to outer space.

Abrethe: Wizards With Guns — Where that guy Abbett shows you how to make and shoot a magic gun. Currently undergoing the rewriting process.

# `DEBRIEFING: IN A ROUNDABOUT WAY`

*In a Roundabout Way* is a small project I've been working on ever since I joined the site. It's a compilation of stories about the goofy, wacky anomalies that sometimes roam the Northwestern cold, and the ones Site-94's personnel share their lives with everyday.

There are no protagonists, specific characters or timelines within *IaRW*, but there are core elements that are essential to relate the stories that comprise this quick, short anthology:

* The lack of suspense or tension.
* The inclusion of pacing, breakthroughs and twists.
* The inclusion of Site-94, a cornucopia of departments that mostly study empirical sciences.1
* The absence of human/human-like/sapient characters as the protagonists. Every anomaly has its own story and they are present until its own end.

More details will come on the IaRW hub once I'm done writing it up.

## ABIPAGE INTRO

Welcome to the ABRETHE HUB, also known as the ROUNDABOUT PAGE! This is the author page / dumpster / interdepartmental deep state operation to steal your soul / hellhole where you and I can see almost everything I've posted in my entire SCP history.

This essentially is the epitome of the ABRETHE anthology. As such, you've just agreed and signed up to slurp on an Abishake™, or in other words, you're looking for either a work of mine or you just want to take my information.

If you're looking for the prior, good! That's all good, and it certainly amuses me no matter how bad your intentions are. If you're looking for the latter, you are such a mere, vile and miserable gobbly goober.

## WHO IS ABI?

Hello! I'm Abigail. I'm gonna copypaste my Twitter portfolio because I'm too lazy.

> "Hello! I'm Abigail. I'm an amateur artist from Spain who loves to goof around oftentimes."
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> "I don't make commissions. That means I'm either not responsible enough to work on an image for you, or I'm just too busy doing my own stuff."
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> "Feel free to DM me if you want!"
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In case you're not satisfied with my marvelous, wondertastic Twitter portfolio, here's some additional things you can know about me:

* I'm 18, even if I've been decommissioning the goofmobs since Tweetfall™ 2192. That's not a matter of age. Please, support the cause.
* There are 4 things I'll ever write about in this site, but probably because they're my favorite topics: Nature, space, paratechnology/sci-fi, and goofy goobsters. My best examples of that are 4927, 6175/7171, 6082 and 6266.
* I am an Arctic geography nerd. My settings mostly take place in subarctic areas such as the Northwest Territories or Alaska, or sometimes even space (I love you, `Sputnik Planitia`).
* When it comes to music, I mostly listen to Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath or Talking Heads. On top of all of these bands, there comes Tally Hall and Will Wood & The Tapeworms. I also listen to synth and chillwave, among other things.
* I have an AA, yes.
* I'm gay.

## AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF...

As I said before, I have an author avatar which I haven't played much with yet. Here's a bit of info about her.

Name: Abigail Wendell Lacroix

Position: Level 3 Historian

Nationality: American/Canadian

DOB: 17/12/1998

Assigned Site: SCP Foundation Alaskan Paratechnological Research and Experimental Exploration Facility (Site-94)

Assigned Departments: SYNTECH Division, Department of Anthropology; Department of Para-Astronomy (In Timeline 7171-ALPHA).2

I'll be adding more information as I write about her. Feel free to use her in whatever you want, be it your SCPs, your tales, your memeposts, your fanart…

## `My grip is on my secrets slipping while I’m speaking in tongues!`

### `Screaming at the top of my lungs in the confession booth.`

##### `The devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to.`

Footnotes

1. Excluding divisions like SYNTECH. Wait, what?

2. Side note: On the 7171 timeline, Abigail is a non-binary para-astronomer known as Albert Lacroix. This is the only exception.