A Burning Mess! (Transcript)

This is the 49th episode of Traffic Squadron: Roadranger.

One fall day in the city, the Roadrangers were attending a renaissance festival. Kristy was dressed up as a princess, Jack and Dale were dressed as knights, Benji was dressed as a dragon, Vicky was dressed as a jester, and Ace was dressed as a king.

Ace: This is pretty awesome, isn't it?

Vicky: I suppose it is. But I feel silly dressing up like this. Why couldn't I be the princess?

Kristy: Because I'm the princess?

Vicky: But can't there be two princesses if there are two knights?

Kristy: There's not supposed to be two princesses. Only one.

Vicky: Then why couldn't you be a dragon? I'm sure there could be two dragons.

Kristy: I dress as a princess every year, so it's fitting for me to do so again.

Benji: What about a prince? Surely we can have both of those.

Kristy: But girls can't be princes, they can only be princesses.

Ace: Says the teenage girl who's been watching a kids show for nine years and saw one episode about a boy attempting to be a princess.

Kristy: He was covering for the real princess while she was sleeping!

Benji: Let me make my point. I feel silly being the dragon. Why can't I be a prince, Kristy be the dragon, and Vicky is the princess.

Jack: Admittedly, I'd think Kristy would look cute as a dragon.

Kristy: You're not helping here!

Ace: Can we please just enjoy ourselves and enjoy the festival?

Benji & Vicky: (Sighs) Alright!

Benji and Vicky were not all that satisfied with their costumes. But with so much arguing, they wouldn't be able to get through the whole day with just bickering. They continued on with the festival. They then came across a castle where people were re-interacting the days of knighthood.

Ace: Hey, why don't we do that?

Jack: Yeah. That looks like fun.

Benji and Vicky looked at each other while rolling their eyes at what they had to be doing with this.

(Cuts to Ace sitting on the throne)

Ace: I, King Ace, King of Acefort, command that you, Vicky, my jester, juggle these bowling pins.

Vicky, looking unimpressed, juggled the bowling pins.

Vicky: (To herself) I cannot believe I have to do this.

Then, Benji came in with his hands holding onto Kristy.

Benji: (Unimpressed) I am the fiery dragon here to take your princess, King Ace. (Sighs)

Kristy: (Happy look) Oh, I need some knights in shining armor to come save me.

Benji: Why are you smiling when I am capturing you?

Kristy: Oh, is this too happy for you? I'll try to look less happy then. (Tries to make a less happy looking face) Oh no, I need some knights in shining armor to come save me.

Benji: Close enough.

Then, Benji and Kristy went off.

Ace: Sir Jack, Sir Dale, come forward.

Then, Jack and Dale in their knight suits came in.

Jack: What can we do for you, King Ace?

Ace: My sister, Princess Kristy, has been captured by the fiery dragon. I need you to go to the dragon's cave and save her!

Jack: Will do, your majesty!

Dale: Knights of Aceford, away!

And they went off.

Vicky: Should I go with them?

Ace: Why, Vicky?

Vicky: I saw a cartoon where a jester went with two knights who time traveled.

Ace: Well, if you want to.

Vicky: Alright.

And Vicky went off. But then she turned back to Ace.

Vicky: I can stop being a jester, right?

Ace: No, you're still the jester!

Vicky: Darn it!

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Brakenstein and Graphite were planning to go to the renaissance festival, too. Brakenstein was dressing up as a knight, and Graphite was dressing up as a griffon.

Brakenstein: I'm surprised that you're not going as a knight. Considering your body is already made of metal.

Graphite: Being made of metal makes being a knight too obvious. I would rather dress as something that isn't too obvious.

Then, Tigian came in.

Tigian: So, what are you two doing? Playing dress-up?

Brakenstein: No. We're going to the renaissance festival.

Tigian: Ah. This is perfect timing.

Graphite: How come?

Tigian: Well, I saw that the Roadrangers are attending it, too. I think it's the perfect time to take them out.

Brakenstein: It is?

Tigian: That is why I am sending Drachen Fire along with you.

Then, a dragon-like monster showed up.

Brakenstein: A dragon? I thought those things didn't exist.

Graphite: Sure they do. I've seen a little red one with orange hair. Although sometimes I swear I've also seen some from that pony show that ended a month ago in this world.

Tigian: Well, I'm sending down this obviously not mythical dragon along with you.

Brakenstein: Alright then.

Tigian: Now, I do have some instructions for you. Right now, the Roadrangers are playing knights and dragons. So go hide in the cave that Road Red and Yellow will be going to.

Brakenstein: Yes, sir.

And they headed off to the renaissance festival. Meanwhile, Benji and Kristy just made their way to the cave where they were going to pretend to be a dragon and his princess captive. The cave was very dark.

Benji: (Unimpressed) Here we are in my cave. You're never going to be found here. Muhahaha. -\_-

Kristy: (Acting) Oh dear. Won't anybody save me?

Outside, Jack and Dale were riding on their stick horses.

Jack: Here we come, Princess Kristy.

Dale: On the way to save you from that ferocious dragon.

Jack: This is really fun. I wonder how much fun Kristy and Benji are having?

Dale: I know Kristy is having fun. Benji, probably not so much.

Jack: That isn't very nice to say, Dale.

Dale: Sorry.

Over in the cave, Brakenstein, Graphite, and Drachen Fire were hiding behind a wall, watching Benji and Kristy.

Brakenstein: Well, there's Road Red and Yellow.

Graphite: Road Yellow doesn't seem impressed in that dragon costume, though. I wonder why?

Drachen Fire: Oh please. He's not that good at dragon acting. He'll soon see how a real dragon does it.

Then, Drachen Fire breathed fire in the cave. Kristy was amazed by what she saw.

Kristy: Hey, Benji, how were you able to get real fire breath like that?

Benji: What?

Kristy: That fire. How are you...wait...

Kristy realized that Benji wasn't breathing the fire.

Benji: Uh, this isn't me.

Kristy: It isn't? Then who is it?

Then, Drachen Fire grabbed Kristy.

Drachen Fire: It's me!

Kristy: AAAH!

Benji: Hey, who are you? Nice dragon costume, by the way. Much better than mine.

Then, Graphite and Brakenstein showed themselves.

Graphite: That's no costume.

Benji: Brakenstein! Graphite!

Brakenstein: That's right, Road Yellow.

Benji: You better let Kristy go at once! (Gets out his Road Changer) Road Changer! (Transforms into Road Yellow)

Benji then hurried to get Kristy back from Drachen Fire. But Drachen Fire breathed fire at him.

Benji: Whoa!

Benji did his best to stand back from the fire. Then, Drachen Fire flew away, making a hole in the room.

Benji: Oh no! Kristy!

Then, Benji began fighting against Graphite and Brakenstein.

Benji: You better tell your dragon friend to bring Kristy back! (Knocks Graphite back)

Graphite: Oof!

Benji then fought against, Brakenstein.

Benji: Where has Kristy been taken to?

Brakenstein: If you want her back, you'll need to hurry to the cave outside of town on the mountain!

Benji knocked Brakenstein back.

Brakenstein: Oof!

Benji: Then, I'll get to saving her!

Benji then hurried out of the cave just as Jack and Dale arrived.

Jack: Benji, why are you in your ranger suit?

Dale: And where is Kristy?

Benji: (Removes his helmet) Kristy has been captured. She's being taken to the cave on the mountain outside of town. We need to get Ace and Vicky and go rescue her.

Jack: Alright. We'll hurry back to the castle and tell them.

Jack and Dale began trotting on their stick horses.

Benji: Uh, guys. We're not playing right now. This is serious!

Jack: Oh, right.

Jack and Dale took the stick horses out from between their legs, then ran normally to Ace and Vicky. They soon arrived.

Jack: Vicky, Ace, we've got an emergency!

Ace: What is thay emergency? Where is the princess? And why is thay dragon wearing a yellow suit?

Dale: We're not playing at the moment. Kristy has really been captured.

Then, they explained what had happened.

Ace: Oh dear. Then we must hurry and save Kristy!

Benji then put his helmet back on.

Jack: Then let's get going.

Jack, Dale, Vicky, and Ace: Road Changer! (Transforms into their ranger suits)

Jack: Let's go!

And Jack lead the team out of the castle. Meanwhile, up in the cave on the mountain, Kristy was being held captive in a cave.

Kristy: I've always enjoyed pretending to get captured by a dragon, but I never thought I'd get captured by a real one! Wait a minute, I'm sure I could just blast my way out. Road Changer! (Nothing happens, then she realized her Road Changer was missing) Hey, my Road Changer is gone!

She then saw that her Road Changer was on the other side of the cave.

Kristy: Hey, my Road Changer!

Graphite: Yeah, we thought you'd try that.

Brakenstein: So when you weren't looking, we took your Road Changer! You won't be able to transform and break your way out of that cage!

Kristy: Darn it! I sure hope Benji gets help! Even if he was briefly playing the dragon in our roleplay.

Graphite saw in the distance that the other Roadrangers were on their way to save Kristy.

Graphite: Brakenstein, the other Roadrangers are on their way.

Brakenstein: Oh dear! Drachen Fire, go and stop those Roadrangers. We'll guard Road Red until you get back.

Drachen Fire: Very well, sirs.

And Drachen Fire flew off.

Kristy: I'll figure out how to get my Road Changer back.

Kristy began shaking her cage, hoping to get it to move. Going up the mountain, the rest of the Roadrangers were on their way.

Jack: Don't worry, Kristy. We're on the way.

Benji then saw Drachen Fire fly in.

Benji: Uh oh! Guys, look!

Drachen Fire: Get away from here, Roadrangers! Road Red is ours now!

Dale: No she isn't! She is one of us, and we're coming to save her!

Ace: Maybe we should try using the pink armor against this beast.

Jack: Good idea, Ace. Pink Armor activate!

But nothing happened.

Jack: Uh, Pink Armor activate!

But nothing happened again.

Vicky: It's not working!

Benji: Why won't the armor work?

Jack: I don't know!

Then Drachen Fire breathed fire at the Roadrangers. They got out of the way with Ace and Vicky going one way, and Benji, Dale, and Jack going the other way. Then, Jack, Benji, and Dale jumped in the air and used their blasters.

All Three: Road Blasters! (Fires at Drachen Fire)

Drachen Fire: (Reflects the blasts) Hahaha!

Benji: Oh dear. The blasts have been reflected.

Jack: He must have very thick skin. Just like in the Lord of the Pigs movie this brown wolf lady showed me during the big team-up battle. Or was it that other team-up after that one?

Dale: Hey, I saw that movie, too.

Jack: Ace, try using your drill at that dragon's armor!

Ace: I don't know if that'll work, Jack. But I'll try it! Converta-weapon drill!

Ace then turned the drill on and charged for Drachen Fire! But when the drill made contact with Drachen Fire, it just made sparks. Ace was just kicked back by Drachen Fire.

Ace: It didn't work, Jack.

Vicky: We gotta run! Maybe Kristy can help us out.

Jack: You're right, Vicky. Let's hurry, guys.

And the five of them ran off away from Drachen Fire.

Drachen Fire: You can't get away from me! Get back here!

Drachen Fire flew after them, breathing fire.

Vicky: He's gaining on us.

Jack: Just keep running. Kristy is depending on us.

Up in the cave, Kristy was still shaking the cage. Brakenstein and Graphite were just watching.

Brakenstein: Does she really think she's getting out of the cage by shaking at it?

Graphite: Oh please. She's been doing that for an hour. There's no way she's going to get that cage broken.

But just as he said that, the cage was knocked to the side, and it broke open.

Kristy: Ah! I'm free!

Brakenstein and Graphite: Uh oh!

Kristy: Now for this princess to get revenge.

Kristy then hurried over to her Road Changer, but Graphite and Brakenstein got in her way.

Graphite: You're going to have to get through us before you get your Road Changer, back!

Brakenstein: But you'll never do it alone!

Then, Kristy knocked Brakenstein to the side, and then Graphite to the other side.

Kristy: You were saying?

Then, Kristy managed to get her Road Changer back!

Kristy: Got it back! (Puts in on) Road Changer! (Transforms into Road Red) Now to give you a real piece of my mind! Pink Armor!

But like with the others, nothing happened.

Kristy: Hey, the Pink Armor is not working. It doesn't matter! Road Blaster! (Fires her blaster at Graphite and Brakenstein)

Brakenstein and Graphite: AAAH!

Kristy: Now I've got some friends to help out!

And she ran out of the cave down the path. Coming the other way were the other Roadrangers.

Kristy: Guys!

Jack: Hey, Kristy managed to escape!

Benji: How did you do it?

Ace: No time to explain. (Points to Drachen Fire, still breathing fire at them)

Kristy: Did you guys try the pink armor?

Jack: Yeah, but we couldn't activate it.

Kristy: Neither could I.

Vicky: And we tried everything else!

Kristy: Wait, let's try again. I think we need to all be together to activate this!

Jack: You could be right, Kristy.

All: Pink Armor Activate!

This time, the pink armor did activate. Just as Kristy thought, it did require them all to activate.

Kristy: It worked. Now to take care of that dragon monster!

They then all charged at Drachen Fire and made a huge explosion at him, knocking him to the ground.

Drachen Fire: AAAH! How did you all of a sudden become so strong?

Then he realized that Kristy was free.

Drachen Fire: What? Road Red is free? But how?

Kristy: Smashed the cage open. How else? Now, let's use the power blaster to finish him off.

Others: Right!

They combined their blasters together and then aimed at Drachen Fire.

Drachen Fire: GRRRRRR.

Roadrangers: FIRE!

They then blasted at Drachen Fire.

Drachen Fire: AAAH! (Falls backward) Ow. Time to enlarge! (Eats a velocity bar and grows giant) Time to burn this planet!

Vicky: Burn the planet!

Kristy: We won't allow that! Costrain Locos!

The Costrain Locos were summoned and took on their humanoid forms.

Kristy: Guys, I think in order to beat this dragon, we'll need to fight fire with...

Benji: Fire?

Kristy: No! Water!

Benji: Darn it.

Jack: Just roll with it, Benji!

Drachen Fire: You think that water will stop me? (Breaths fire at the Costrain Locos) Haha! Now I got you!

But when the flames cleared, the Costrain Locos all had large water buckets in their hands.

Drachen Fire: Where did you get those?

Kristy: Renaissance festival. Surely they won't mind if we borrow these.

The buckets already had water in them. Drachen Fire was quite scared.

Drachen Fire: Oh dear. Well, maybe if I fly over them, I'll be safe.

Then, Drachen Fire flew into the air, hoping to avoid the Roadranger's water buckets, but then the Road Copter appeared.

Ace: Copter Missiles!

The Road Copter then fired missiles and they hit at Drachen Fire, causing him to fall to the ground.

Drachen Fire: AAAAH! (Crashes to the ground)

Kristy: Good going, Ace. Now let's do it, guys!

They threw the water onto Drachen Fire.

Drachen Fire: AAAAH! Water!

Kristy: Now for you to finish the job, Ace.

Ace: Got it, Kristy. Copter Robo form!

Copter Robo then took on the form of Copter Robo.

Ace: Copter Blades!

Copter Robo then got out it's blades.

Drachen Fire: Oh no!

Ace: Copter Robo final strike!

Road Copter: (Strikes at Drachen Fire)

Drachen Fire: AAAAH! So much for making this a new sun! (Falls and explodes)

Ace: Monster has been defeated!

Kristy: Well done, Ace. And to everyone.

Then Brakenstein and Graphite got out of the cave.

Brakenstein: Oh dear. Drachen Fire has been defeated.

Graphite: I've had enough renaissance festival for one day. How about you?

Brakenstein: Me, too. Let's get out of here. I just know Master Tigian won't be happy about this.

And the two of them then left. Later on, the Roadrangers were back at the castle to continue doing their roleplaying. But this time the roles were different. This time, Benji was the king.

Benji: I am so glad that you decided to let me be the king instead of the dragon, Ace.

And Ace was now dressed as the jester.

Ace: My pleasure, Benji. I figured that if Vicky wasn't going to be the jester anymore, I may as well be instead.

Vicky was now dressed as the princess, while Kristy was now dressed as the dragon.

Vicky: It was nice that you finally decided to be the dragon and let me be the princess, Kristy.

Kristy: After getting kidnapped by a real dragon, I figured I'd rather be the dragon than be the one captured by the dragon.

Vicky: But now you're going to capture me, right?

Kristy: Well, not for real. But yeah.

Ace: Shall we begin?

Kristy: Yeah.

Then, they began.

Benji: I, am King Benji, and this is my jester, Ace.

Ace: Look at me. I'm the jester.  (Juggles some pins)

Benji: And it appears that Kristy, the fierce dragon has captured Princess Vicky.

Kristy: That is right. Roar. (Takes Vicky away from the castle)

Benji: It is up to my brave knights, Jack and Dale, must go and save her.

And Jack and Dale were still knights.

Jack: We are on it.

Dale: On wards to the dragon's cave.

And Jack and Dale used their stick horses to trot off, after Kristy.

To be continued...