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Community Guide

This page contains all the of the known community-made guides that might help players in Knights of Ages.

**Disclaimer**: All of these are made by our community members and may be **Outdated**.

## Class Guide

### Lich with Support Team

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JJ14kSkTZ2ONEfbt1wO3mgjXIaUXKnKaY1MHbDfZyu8/edit?usp=sharing

Credits to: **Aurora#3981**

### Slaughter Bow (WTS Longbow)

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E1vNfnc8yXuu\_zQw\_9HbtSFspqRKasZMoWwZgipGHPk/edit

Credits to: **PetiteSnowman#3468**

### Pony (WTS Raid Cavalry using ShortBow)

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c8LAB9\_ZuV0egIa0Et4hgHx2PwDCdSOCgAmuwikUnXE/edit

Credits to: **Not Tom#8121**

### Raider (WTS Ranger)

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EJIEjy0K4dEb-l1m58lJ-v81N7r3ScLnCDmSMkBAVJM/edit

Credits to: **Aurehilde#8933**

### HDCW (Hunter Desire, Claymore Warrior)

Link: https://docs.google.com/file/d/1LxD18861N\_oRtroS1TratPnSUSROSSxZ/edit?filetype=msword

Credits to: **Josiah#4094**

### Holy Swordsman (HS)

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uRV9kK8ZORq8pqz5N-38HSD2NWk-FSt6GkmPeNVhl8Y/edit
Credits to: **Not Tom#8121**

### Phoenix Knight (PK) (Command Knight Hybrid)

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y3BiYULAG5s8q2kyuiAK24nprBUisz7hoKMJnF2kpj4

Credits: **Hazey#3085**

**FSS (Flowing Shadow Swordsman)**

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o-yCJeph3k4PVZ1bWFNSYZGYKSLEet-TO49n-0dJ0KY/edit?usp=drivesdk

Credits: **Magma 09#1563, Ciderly#4411**

## Dating Guide

Link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HnClujAUDgzhnGF2uR\_DTits25fbuhr6ZxUc8OVd7QU/edit#gid=616483544
Credits to: **Not Tom#8121**

## Skills Guide

Link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AXWUaoswgWjxCoFgjcVK5qG3Ymxm8QRtnKl\_juJRF6c/edit#gid=616483544
Credits to: **Not Tom#8121**

## Tips on Knights of Ages

Link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ynDf1-gUBxMN7DPsCDdYmVmaRI3RlPcdufjBwf87NLk/edit#gid=1697929982

Credits to: **Bon2(Sora)#8887**

## Beginner’s Guide

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wp\_ydhCxL2MGz481jurCaN-zHGOgBSC\_4\_-m0P5zSSc/edit?usp=drivesdk

Credits to: **Not Tom#8121**

## Story Guide

Link

Credits to: **Paukts#2298**
Salt

(This page is a work in progress)

*Salt is a Common Item in Knight of Ages.*

**Item rarity:** Common

**Price base:** 20 Silver

**Usable in:**

> **Prayers:** Thalfreiv Prayers, Sennin Prayers.
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> **Artifact missions:** Natura Greatsword (phase 3 - x1600), Lava Armor (phase 2 - 2000)
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**Obtainable in:**

> **Castles:** Lagoon Castle (x7), Old Island Ruins (x14), Swordfish Castle (x10)
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> **Missions:** (Chev 7S) Encircle the revels (x8)
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> **Castle Market, Daily market special offer, Events**
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Massaine Nobility

## Description

The descendants of the Massaine Empire's Royal Family are determined to overthrow the current puppet regime, destroy the ruling papacy and restore the emperor's rule.

A mysterious family descendant of the overseas Massaine Empire. They have noble standing, abundant strength, and a firm will. They have extraordinary **WILL**, excellent **VIT** and great **STR.**

## Race Maximum Potential Stat

This is currently their Maximum Potential

**Recommended Class**: Bishop, Armored Clergy

## Racial Traits

For more detailed information on the these traits and how it looks like, kindly refer to **Racial Traits**.

## Name List

Below are the **names** of spouse candidate with supposedly at least **50% royal blood** if **not a mutt (have multiple royal blood)**.

**NOTE:** there are some cases where the bloodline **doesn't match** with the name.
Marriage

Marriage in knights of ages is an integral part of the game play. To marry in Knights of Ages, you must go to the Spring festival, or marry using the **Castle Hall**, which you will unlock by building it in your Castle. Marriage will do several things.

The most immediate thing marriage will do, is give your unit a **Wedding Ring**, which will increase their **Will** by 3, as well as mean they can no longer marry another character.

The next thing marriage will mean is Children. When a character marries in Knight of Ages, the main goal is usually to have Children.

Your chances of marriage go up with certain Traits, such as **Smiling Angel**, **Charming**, and many more.

To marry someone of higher standing, such as a **Knight** to a **Baron**, you can use certain **Traits**, such as **Money loving**, or **Cultured**, which both allow your character to marry someone with higher standing than them. This is still **RNG** and it will never be **SURE** marriage.

There is no hard upper limit on the age of marriage, though there is a soft cap, as the older your character gets, the lower the chances of marriage. above the age of 50 with the "**Old**" Trait, the chance of marriage will go down. As will the chance of children, though that can be negated partially by praying to **Nessa** for daughters during **All Souls Day** at Fordrassil. Another option is to pray to **Gounarl** for sons and **Grawn** for more chances of getting pregnant, during **Spirits Days**

## Marriage Cost

**NOTE: All Prices are based on Market Level 10**
Overseas

Once the player has completed the main story, the player can now build a boat and sail to the lands outside of the Galtian continent. As of now, only Rigger Island is accesible.

## Rigger Islands

A relatively large archipelago that was colonized by the Massaine Empire. It is home to the noble House Tarrit and the Dark Elves, a subspecies of the Galtian High Elves that were banished to the Rigger Islands due to treason, after generations of exile they have fully adapted to the local culture and environment. Most of the common people in the Island are Regelians, and the island is ruled by the Tarrit Dynasties.

#### Dynasty of Sisybil

The Sisybil Dynasty was the first Tarrit Dynasty to successfully conquer the whole archipelago, after an era of prosperity, the dynasty was slowly declining, but this was accelerated by the notorious King Nafeen Sisybil. During the last years of King Nafeen's reign, the people were suffering and the once loyal and obedient ministers were apathetic and showed great scorn towards their liege, most of this was due to the fact that King Nafeen was highly infatuated with a woman named Dana Nafeen, splurging the dynasty's treasury for her. Dana would end up backstabbing him with the help of Amos Nunn, her true love. Amos Nunn would then proceed to take the throne and mark the end of the Sisybil Dynasty.

Dana's role in the downfall of the Sisybil Dynasty might be a reference to the chinese Daji, the classic example of a femme fatale causing the downfall of a dynasty in chinese culture.

#### Dynasty of Nunn

After the assassination of King Nafeen, Amos Nunn succeeded his throne and proclaimed himself the new king. During the reign of the Nunn Dynasty, the once noble and well-respected priests were forced to hard work and in some cases, was forced to live in conditions worse than a slave's. Although it was not confirmed in the game's lore, it was implied that the mysterious man Sinn and his companions defeated Amos Nunn and got him out of his throne.

#### Dynasty of Talipei

By the time the father of the current king of the Talipei Dynasty, Pasmticke Talipei, succeeded the throne, the Dynasty was prosperous and the Dynasty's treasury was filled to the brim. Due to this the ministers and the foreign imperialists of the mysterious Massaine Empire happily praised him in order to gain favor. In such a world of material and spiritual satisfaction, Pamsticke often did a lot of bizzare things and perhaps due to the Tarrit's bad habit of inbreeding, Pamsticke was incapable of dealing with court affairs and squandered his money without much thought. After years of unscrupulous wasting, the once humble Imperialists turned their backs on him and contacted the mainland to invade the Regel Islands. Due to the Dynasty being in debt, Pamsticke was barely able to offer any resistance. Out of desperation, he gave the throne to this son, who wisely surrendered to the Massaine Empire to prevent any further unnecessary casualties.
Locations

## Description

Knights of Ages current setting is the continent of **Galtia**, wherein multiple kingdoms exists. Players can travel to each of the known kingdoms and can visit their unique locations.

See Table below.

## **Massaine Empire Jurisdiction**

### **Settlements**

Zoya's Ring (Royal Store)
Melathor Capstan (Royal Store)
Flail
Scepter
 **Mersoz Town** | City

## **Kingdom of Vastia**

### **Castles/Forts**

 **Boulder Castle** | Secondary Castle
 **Red Ridge Castle** | Core Castle
 **Warden Castle** | Core Castle
 **Eagle Fortress** | Co-op Fort

## **Northern Islands**

### **Settlements**

Robber's Skull
Leather Armor

### **Castles/Forts**

 **Swordfish Castle** | Secondary Castle
 **Blackreef Castle** | Core Castle
 **Seadeath Fort** | Co-op Fort
Goth

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**Goths** are a people that live overseas to the north of the Galtian continent. They possess great physical strength and resistance to cold. Goths had large facial bones, fangs and pronounced eyebrows.

During the dark age, Goths invaded Galtian, bringing war and destruction to its people. Having been well prepared, they conquered territory and caused much death. However, they were ultimately repelled when the various tribes of Galtian united and fought them off, led by heroes such as Gounarl.

## Sources

* An Introduction of Gounarl (Reddit)
* The Appearance Features of Every Descent in Knights of Ages (Reddit)
Bloodline

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**Bloodline** is a special feature of every character in *Knights of Ages*. Each bloodline has a different maximum and minimum of attributes.

## Commoner bloodlines

* Galtian
* Native
* Goth
* Massaine
* Sanidian
* Zulzarian
* Regelian

## Royal bloodlines

* House Pelffin
* House Cyning
* House Hill
* House Chevaly
* House Fridery
* Gothian
* High Elf
* Fordrassil Descendant
* Zulzar Nobility
* Hon Dynasty
* Massaine Nobility
* Varo Remnant
* Sanid Nobility
* Regel Royalty
* Dark Elves

Each royal bloodline belongs to a different country and have specific **Racial Trait** that is only available to them. A character must have the required reputation to marry another of a different bloodline.

Characters with royal bloodline are qualified for all professions.

## Sources

* Frequent Asked Questions (FAQ)18 (Reddit)
Galtian

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The **Galtian** continent is an ancient landmass that is the setting of *Knights of Ages*.

Once a prosperous land of great civilization, it was later invaded by Goth from the north, bringing war to its people and ushering in a dark age. During this time, six heroes emerged to lead the people and expel the marauders, each establishing their own kingdoms thereafter and embarking on a new era for Galtia.

## Quick Travel Guide

Below shows the map where the Player can quick travel through and from.
Class

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**Class** refers to the type of profession held by a character in *Knights of Ages*.

There are around **36 Classes**, divided between **three (3) tiers**. As a character progresses to the next tier, they have the ability to switch class. At the second and third switches, a character can switch to any available class if they satisfy its required attributes. With the help of high-level Heirlooms, a character could immediately switch to a tier 3 class at level 1, highlighting the paramount importance of Heirlooms.

Tier 3 Classes requires specific resources before the unit can be transferred into. See **Class Item**.

Classes have class growth, which is extra stats gained by leveling up while in a certain class. See **Class Growth.**

Currently the classes are grouped into 5 Main Categories

* **Cavalry**
* **Infantry**
* **Heavy Infantry**
* **Archer**
* **Special Classes**

## Class Information

This table shows the all the necessary information regarding each classes.

## Sources

* Frequent Asked Questions(FAQ)2 (Reddit)
* Frequent Asked Questions(FAQ)3 (Reddit)
* Frequent Asked Questions(FAQ)4 (Reddit)
Chuck E. Cheese

**Chuck E. Cheese's** (formerly **Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre** and **Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza**) is a chain of family entertainment centers. Chuck E. Cheese's is the main brand of CEC Entertainment, Inc., with its headquarters based in Irving, Texas. It was labeled as the first family restaurant to integrate food, animated entertainment, and an indoor arcade.

Bill Clinton takes Oscar Balor out to Chuck E. Cheese's in "The Shocking Miss Fearsome" to show him that he is only as old as he feels. While playing Dance Dance Revolution to Aqua's "Barbie Girl" in the arcade, Bill takes over for Oscar when their pizza order is ready. Chuck is notably missing from the company logo, probably to avoid lawsuits.
Fordrassil Descendant

## Description

For a long time now, Fordrassil's Druids and local people have defended their forested land under the leadership of their Prophet.

The original natives of Galtia trace back their bloodline to the ancient Druidic God, **Bronntiach**. They are ingenious and have a love for nature. They have excellent **DEX**, great **AGI** and good **PER**.

## Race Maximum Potential Stat

This is currently their Maximum Potential

**Recommended Class:** Ranger, Assassin

## Racial Traits

For more detailed information on the these traits and how it looks like, kindly refer to **Racial Traits**.

## Name List

Below are the **names** of spouse candidate with supposedly at least **50% royal blood** if **not a mutt (have multiple royal blood)**.

**NOTE:** there are some cases where the bloodline **doesn't match** with the name.

## Where to Find

Fordrassil Descendant could be found in **Woodcall Village, Spring Festival** in Fordrassil Region.

They also have their own **Castle Date**.
Sanid Nobility

## Description

The Aristocratic class of the **Hasken Kingdom** on the eastern part of the **Galtian continent**. They are natural riders, and are the kings of the grasslands and desert. They have excellent **AGI**, great **STR** and **VIT**

## Race Maximum Potential Stat

This is currently their Maximum Potential

**Recommended Class:** Raid Cavalry, Blademaster

## Racial Traits

For more detailed information on the these traits and how it looks like, kindly refer to **Racial Traits**.

## Name List

Below are the **names** of spouse candidate with supposedly at least **50% royal blood** if **not a mutt (have multiple royal blood)**.

**NOTE:** there are some cases where the bloodline **doesn't match** with the name.

## Where to Find

**Sanid Nobility** can be found in **Pastelis Spring Festival** in Wyvetia Kingdom

They can also be found in **Merchant Castle Dates**.
House Fridery

## Description

The **House Fridery** rules their country with an iron fist. This has led the Vastia Kingdom to enjoy dominant economic and military position on the mainland.

The descendants of the royal founders of Vastia can be traced back to **Thalfriev**. They are powerful, bloodthirsty, militaristic and strong. Their **VIT** is extraordinary, at the same time they have excellent **STR** and certain **DEX**.

## Race Maximum Potential Stat

This is currently their Maximum Potential

Recommended Class: Armored Cavalry, Armored Sergeant

## Racial Traits

For more detailed information on the these traits and how it looks like, kindly refer to **Racial Traits**.

## Name List

Below are the **names** of spouse candidate with supposedly at least **50% royal blood** if **not a mutt (have multiple royal blood)**.

**NOTE:** there are some cases where the bloodline **doesn't match** with the name.

Currently House Fridery Spouses are named in **Chinese syllables**  as long as there are No mention of other noble blood.

## Where to Find

**House Fridery** spouses can be found in Kingdom of Vastia Capital, **TwilightHorns , Spring Festival**

They also have their own **Castle Dates**.
House Hill

## Description

Due to the Hyllest Kingdom's perilous terrain, travel is difficult. The Ruling House Hill has maintained a defensive national policy, and has taken an abnormally quiet role on the world stage.

The descendants of the Royal founders of **Hyllest** can be traced back to the patron saint **Vortikon.** They are tall and strong. They have excellent **VIT**, great **DEX** and good **STR**

## Race Maximum Potential Stat

This is currently their Maximum Potential

**Recommended Class:** Royal Guard

## Racial Traits

For more detailed information on the these traits and how it looks like, kindly refer to **Racial Traits**.

## Name List

Below are the **names** of spouse candidate with supposedly at least **50% royal blood** if **not a mutt (have multiple royal blood)**.

**NOTE:** there are some cases where the bloodline **doesn't match** with the name.

## Where to Find

House Hill could be found in **Longhaven Spring Festival.** They could also be found on **Perrianore** Spring Festivals.

And like all other Royal Houses, they have their own **Castle Dates**.
Festivals

**Festivals** are annual events that happen in *Knights of Ages*.

There are 8 festivals each year.

Festivals:

* Spirits' Day - Month 2 (February)
* Embarkment Day - Month 3 (March)
* The Spring Festival - Month 5 (May)
* Spiritual Festival - Month 6 (June)
* Harvest Festival - Month 8 (August)
* The Warrior Festival - Month 10 (October)
* All Souls Day - Month 11 (November)
* The Era Festival - Month 12 (December)
Session 10

·      As these 3 came back through the gates into Moarkaliff, they saw Sebastian walking towards them with a new friend, Glaz, and one of Limda’s men delivering gold to Sebastian.

·      Conor went to smoke some spliffs, while the other 4 met up with Yanum Flintrock who then invited them all to the defensive council HQ at 1800 for a meeting. He also said that he thinks there may be someone tougher than Nion Arlic on the defensive council.

·      Benadryl sat down to read a book, and Lurtz, Glaz, and Sebastian went for a swift one at the Rare Lady. The team all met back up at the defensive council HQ, as well as Daygon, and passed Darius Long, on his way to steal Avrocks from Giants.

·      They met most of the defensive council, during which time the half silver dragon Rhysu Xiltrym messaged Benadryl to speak soon about the coin the party was given.

·      The party were asked to clear out the nearby closed kimberlite mine so that adamantine & mithril could once again be accessed. Bovar Gon released a fat cloud and in it a vision of the battle to come… going badly. Opius Rolar told the party a wagon will meet them at the gates of the city.

·      All went to Zinnn and Daygon got a new battleaxe, and had the Kimberlite he found in the sewers attached to it; Benadryl and Lurtz made it to the herbalist just in time to pick up some potions; Glaz relaised he worships the god Stamos; Lurtz wandered off, and everyone else met Kudgral Runeheart and the wagons to head off towards the mine.

·      On the road, the party spotted a white stag – and Kudgral Runeheart told them they’re valuable & can be sold. The party had to fend off 4 dryads and a wood woad, before managing to get the body of the stag onto the wagons and making it onwards to a ruined tavern outside the mine, where the party rested for the night.
Session 2

·      All woke and found out that Jihadi Dave had been arrested for trying to spread a banned faith, and has had his brick taken off of him. Turns out only Ioun can be worshipped in Moarkaliff.

·      All spoke to Farmer James and found out that the farm he had bought is haunted by something, then headed to the general store in town & bought items from the halfling brothers.

·      The group headed down to the sewers to try and make some money by hunting Kobolds, and after licking the elbow of one Gunloada was struck with sleeping sickness.

·      A goblin in a red fez hat offered the party gold in exchange for various animal parts for potions.

·      The party got super blazed with the high priest.
Petal Sallow/Appearances

## Physical Appearance

Petal is a young petite boy who matches his age and generally looks a lot like his elder sisters. His skin is tinted a pale green with small darker upside-down triangle freckles that cover almost all of Petal’s body. He also has large, round eyes with red irises and near white pupils. Outside of the freckles, the only other thing he doesn’t properly share with his siblings is his short, unruly hair; it is coloured a deep black instead of their vibrant leaf green.
Knights of Ages Wiki

**Welcome to the Knights of Ages Wiki!**
This is a fan wiki site for the mobile game ***Knights of Ages***. Here we are collecting all of the information from the game and putting it all into one helpful wiki, to help both new, and experienced players alike! This wiki is unfinished, and if you would like to help, all are welcome to add things that they know about the game, though if you are new, or want to edit something already up here, please ask around on the official Discord server before editing, thank you.

*Knights of Ages* is the medieval-themed mobile strategy game from Less Mainstream Games. The game allows players to create a character, command a mercenary army, trade resources, and raise a family. Currently in beta phase, the game is available for early access on Android and IOS devices.

## Important articles

MarriageTraitsClassEquipmentGaltian

**Social Media**
List of episodes rated TV-14

## Episodes

### Season 3

* Damn Jealousy (14-DL)
* The Gambler (14-D)
* Marge's Vanishing Money

### Season 4

* Feudin' and Fussin' (14-D)
* The Las Vegas Story
* Oscar's New Boss (14-DLS)
* The Twitch

### Season 5

* The Kissing Burglar (14-V)
* Pearl in Love (14-DLV)
* Death Is a Jerk (14-DLSV)

### Season 7

* Pearl Wallows and Oscar's Swallows (14-DLV)
* Room for Two

### Season 8

* Police for a Day (14-DLV)
* Airport '03 (14-DLSV)

### Season 9

* The Return of Stony Curtis (14-V)
* Disorder in the Court (14-DL)
* How to Pick a Fight with Your Wife Without Really Trying (14-DLV)

### Season 10

* The Gruesomes
* Gus's Delight
* Oh Crap! Wartime! (14-DLSV)
* Oscar Sea Scrolls (14-DV)

### Season 11

* Road to New York (14-DV)
* KTV (14-DLSV)
* The Fat Guy Strangler (14-DLSV)
* 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Girls (14-DLV)
* Patriot Games (14-DLV)
* A Guy Loving Guy? Well, Makes Sense to Me... (14-D)
* Oscargeist (14-DLV)

### Season 12

* Gus Loves Marge (14-DLSV)
* A Children's Show Goes Horribly Wrong (14-DLV)
* Gary Poppins (14-L)
* Saving Private Pearl (14-DLV)
* Whistle While Your Wife Works (14-DLSV)
* Brick Up Your Ears (14-DLS)
* Seizures Everywhere (14-D)
* Sheriff for a Day (14-LV)
* The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (14-DLSV)
* Oscar's Two Dads (14-DLV)
* Girls Do Cry (14-DLSV)
* Meet the Robertsons (14-DLS)

### Season 13

* Movin' Out (Pearl's Song) (14-DLS)
* Believe It or Not, Joe's Dancing on Air (14-DLV)
* Gus Kills Marge (Part 1) (14-DLSV)
* Marge Kills Gus (Part 2) (14-DLSV)
Pilot

## Transcript

"**Pilot**" is the very first episode of *How Beautiful It Is to Survive* as well as the first episode of season 1. Originally aired on January 28, 1996 on Fox, the episode is directed by Steve Samano and written by Robert Nimos.

## Appearances

* Oscar Balor
* Marge Balor
* Gus Balor
* Pearl Balor
* Dog
* Panza Robertson
* Robinson McMurry
* William Johnson
* Sally Huffey
* Mr. Slate
* Judge
* Kool-Aid Man
* Adolf Hitler
* John Madden
Popeye

**Popeye the Sailor** is a fictional character notable for appearing in comic strips and animated films as well as numerous television shows. He was created by Elzie Crisler Segar, and first appeared in the daily King Features comic strip ***Thimble Theatre*** on January 17, 1929.

In "The Buffalo Convention" he pays a visit to Dr. Oliver. Oliver informs him that the lumps in his arms are actually tumors. When Popeye tried to reply to this, it was all stuttered gibber. Oliver explained that Popeye's weird speaking pattern is caused by a stroke he had a few years ago.

Wimpy appears as a stroke victim in "Big League Oscar"

Bluto was nominated for an Academy Award in "Moonlight and Maintenance".

In "The Robinson-Maria Robertson", Robinson McMurry, angered by his wife's betrayal, he ate a can of spinach which caused his forearms to gain muscles, just as Popeye often would.

Popeye's laugh is used at the gay pride parade in "Seizures Everywhere".

Oscar tries to emulate Popeye by eating spinach during the fight with three tough guys that take the booth at The Drunken Kantina in "Many Dangerous Ways", but finds the can difficult to open and the spinach watery.

A special forces agent compares Jeremy Renner to a young Popeye in "The Big Broadcast".

Oscar notes that he likes to squeeze chili cans until they pop into his mouth like Popeye's spinach in "To Gus With Love".
How Beautiful It Is to Survive Wiki

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* See a general discussion to improve this wiki at How Beautiful It Is to Survive Wiki talk:Bacon Street.
* Cutaway gags - Every single cutaway gag documented.
* Guest Voice Credits by Season - Who was in that episode?

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Statler and Waldorf

**Statler and Waldorf** are a pair of Muppet characters. They are two ornery, disagreeable old men who first appeared in the television series *The Muppet Show* heckling the rest of the cast from their balcony seats. In *The Muppet Show*, the two were always insulting Fozzie Bear's poor jokes.

They appear in "Oscargeist" after Oscar Balor builds a balcony and they heckle *Lost*.
How Beautiful It Is to Survive Sticker & Poster Activity Annual

Release date: July 8, 2014.

## Description

With legions of dedicated fans worldwide, *How Beautiful It Is to Survive* has earned the reputation as one of the funniest, most talked about TV programmes for teens and young adults. Fans who love the show's cutting edge humor, hilarious adventure,s and dysfunctional relationships will relish this, the first-ever, awesome greatest *How Beautiful It Is to Survive* Sticker and Poster Activity Annual. Packed full of Middidy-goodness, this Activity Annual boasts over 100 stickers and plenty of posters to customise, along with quizzes and activities.
Family Feud

***Family Feud*** is an American television game show that pits two families against each other in a contest to name the most popular responses to a survey-type question posed to 100 people. The format, which originated in the United States, airs in numerous local formats worldwide. Since 2006, John O'Hurley had hosted the show, until 2010, when Steve Harvey replaced him. Former \*NSYNC singer Joey Fatone is the current announcer of the show.

The Balors encounter another band of survivors in "No Help Wanted" that try to make them answer a question as a parody of the show.

The central plot of "Adobe Dick" begins when the Balors become contestants on the show against the Callaghan Family. Interestingly, they appear on a Dawson-era edition, and they fall one point short of winning $5,000. Going by game rules, it is assumed they won $995. On recent editions of the show, the grand monetary prize is $20,000. Also, Marge French-kisses Dawson, which she had been waiting a long time to do. It is here that Oscar loses his memory after hitting his head on a podium.

After Robinson's ramblings exhaust the guys during their podcast in "The Spy Who Loved Gus", Oscar compares him to host Steve Harvey of *Family Feud*.
James

**James** (born on March 26, 1971) is the manager of the local gas station and convenience store, the Cremos Mini-Mart. He has an interest in sexy women and movies featuring sexy women. He also likes women with braces. James enjoys passing the time by discussing movie trivia with his co-workers and even his customers.
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**Pearl**: *[standing outside the pilot house]* That's odd, that's our house but somehow it looks a little different.
**Pilot Pearl**: *[from inside the pilot house]* Marge, my lips are too thin. Can I please get collagen injections?
**Pilot Marge**: Pearl, you don't need to change the way you look. You know, most of the world's problems stem from poor self-image.
**Gus**: Oh my God, what's with your voice? You sounds like someone who's about to give up a huge opportunity.
**Pearl**: That's nothing, look at you. You look like a prize at some Mexican church carnival.
**Pilot Pearl**: Woah, butt ahoy. Hey, uh, Pscar, it's seven o'clock and you still got your pants on. What's the occasion?
**Gus**: Ew, I remember this. Peter's eye did that weird creepy thing where it went over his nose.
**Pilot Oscar**: Come on, you're worryin' about nothin'.
**Pilot Marge**: Oh? Remember when you got drunk off the communion wine at church?
**Gus**: Ah, ew, gross look at that!
*[At the spot where we expect to see a cutaway gag, the Pilot Balors just stand around staring]*

*[Inside courtroom]*
**Pilot Judge**: Mr. Balor, I think your words have touched us all. I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison! *[gavel]*
**Pilot Marge**: Oh no!
**Pilot Dog**: Bark bark! Subtitle: Oh no!
**Pilot Gus**: Oh no!
**Pilot Pearl**: Oh no!
*[Camera cuts to wall but nothing happens. Meanwhile back outside]*
**Gus**: So there's no organs or glands or anything right? It's just the liquid?
**Kool Aid man**: Yeah, yeah, it's just the liquid.
**Gus**: I don't know if this is a weird question but, can i have some?
**Kool Aid man**: Alright, tilt your head back and I'll lean my liquid down into your mouth.
**Gus**: Oh, now I don't want it.
**Kool Aid man**: Oh crap, did I miss it!
*[Meanwhile back inside]*
**Pilot Marge**: Excuse me, your honor, my husband can be thoughtless at times, he may even be downright, well, stupid, but I know he only accepted that money because he...
*[Kool Aid man suddenly rushes through the wall at the wrong moment]*
**Kool Aid man**: Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Yeah!
*[Everyone stares at Pilot Kool Aid man silently and he tries to step back outside backwards like in the pilot, but trips and breaks himself next to Pearl and Gus]*
**Kool Aid man**: You guys did this! Talking about my guts! Screwing me up! Blast you!
Hot Lips Hannigan

## Transcript

"**Hot Lips Hannigan**" is the eighth episode of the first season of *How Beautiful It Is to Survive*. It first aired on March 31, 1996.

## Plot

Oscar is looking for an act to do for the Loyal Order of Cremos' annual talent show. He borrows Gus' trampoline so he can surprise Marge while shes at the dress shop. Unfortunately, his prank backfires as he ends up scaring one of the models, and leaves Marge feeling humiliated. Oscar then tries to do some magic, but ends up smashing a pile of dishes. The noise brings Pearl and Gus around, and Oscar offers to do the disappearing trick using a magic cabinet. Marge and Pearl volunteer and Oscar apparently succeeds in making them disappear. When Gus tells him to bring them back, Oscar refuses, saying they could have a night out and the wives wouldn't know about it, so they decide to go down to the Cremos Dance Hall.

Unbeknownst to Oscar and Gus, however, Marge and Pearl have not actually disappeared. Deciding to play along, they had snuck out through a secret door in the back of the cabinet and hid in the bedroom where they overheard Oscar and Gus' plans. Disguising themselves, Marge and Pearl go down to the Cremos Dance Hall to teach their wayward husbands a lesson.

## Quotes

Marge: "Take that damn sea lion voice of yours out of the house! Out, out out!"

Marge:  "Of all the dumb tricks you've ever pulled, Fred, that trampoline business takes the cake. I've never been so humiliated. And when I had to explain that you were just trying to be funny, I could have frozen to death from the cold stares I got".

*After Oscar and Gus have left the house.*

Pearl: "They're gone".

Marge: "And what's a better idea than hospitalizing them?"

Pearl: "We will go down to the Cremos Dance Hall and catch them red-handed".

Marge: Okay, then we'll hospitalize them".

Hot Lips: "Scoodily-wow-wow-wa, contact".

*He is hit on the head by Marge.*

Marge (in disguise): "There's some contact for you, you old goat-face".

Hot Lips: "Every once in a while, a moment of truth".
Racial Traits

Each **Royal Bloodline** has their own specific **Racial Traits** that only they can have. **Racial Traits** has their own advantages ranging from added **Stats** to **Increase in Flirt Success Rate**. It also adds **Lifespan** BUT **not all**, check the table below.

**Racial Traits** also has a chance to show in spouses.

**Racial Traits** are different from **Racial** **Marks**, since **Racial** **Marks** only appear your **OWN MERCENARIES** and on the following **Royal Bloods**:

* House Pelffin
* House Cyning
* House Hill
* House Chevaly
* House Fridery
* Hon Nobility
* Varo Remnant
* Zulzar Nobility

**Races** that **DO NOT HAVE ANY MARK** are as follows:

* High Elf
* Gothian
* Massaine Nobility
* Fordrassil Descendant
* Sanid Nobility
* Dark Elf
* Regel Royalty

## All Known Racial Traits

### **Sanid Nobility**

(**Current Trait as of this Version, New Traits will Arrive and will be Recorded**)

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Oscar Balor

**Oscar Joseph Balor** (born September 6, 1958) is the main character of *How Beautiful It Is to Survive*, as well as the handsome husband of Marge. He is best friends with Gus Balor, Robinson McMurry, Panza Robertson, Joe Rockhead, and Larry Koism. Oscar lives in the fictional town of Cremos, at 25 Bacon Street.
Miss Metrewpy's Ettiquette for the Recently Cursed

**Miss Metrewpy's Ettiquette for the Recently Cursed** is a "sentient pigman guidebook" written by Miss Metrewpy.

## Transcript

```
Of course it must be said that during the course of your curse, you may have committed grave acts of sin most foul, of offense against even your loved ones, or of terrible scandal. Though the temptation is great, you must not allow shame to breed defensiveness in the bosom. Accept your actions, and prove by your new behaviors that your nature has changed. Only thus may you regain the trust of the folk around you.
```

## Location

* Usually found in the tall sheds in pigmen settlements, only after their souls are freed.
Hubert

**Jonathan Hubert** (born May 12, 1914) is an elderly pedohebephile who lives at 35 Bacon Street with his old, crippled dog, HJ. He has a high-pitched, very soft, effeminate voice and with a slight whistle lisp. He is often seen wearing a light blue robe and slippers and uses a zimmer-frame walker to get around. He is a retired United States Army veteran.
Houndstooth

A hammer shaped like a hound's tooth. It is capable of delivering both blunt strikes and piercing attacks.

## Stats

 Req.STR
 Weight
 Cost

## Special Stats

* Armor Break
	+ Upon hit, the target's DEF-15%. Lasts the whole Battle. Can Stack.

## Avalabilty

The Houndstooth is a weapon that is crafted only, and so it very uncommon.

## Class Compatibilty\*

* Phalanx infantry
* Armored Clergy
* Heavy Pikemen
* Holy Guard

* Not All classes listed in game/available to the player.

## Materials Needed to Craft

* 3 Steel Ingots
* 1 Yew Wood
Bison

**Bison** are animals found in the Weird West. They can be hunted and skinned for bison leathers or superior bison leathers, which can then be used to craft and upgrade bison hide vests. Bison do not appear anywhere else other than in Hunting Grounds, when the the Protagonist camps on a plain, typically near a stream or a river.

Bison have high HP and their attacks cause Dazzled status, which slow down movement speed, allowing them to continue chasing and attacking their enemies.

## Trivia

* During the game intro and on cave paintings, bison are hunted by a mysterious creature.

## Gallery

A herd of bison being hunted by an unknown creature.The same scene is depicted in a cave painting.
Class Items

## Description

Class Items are resources that are required for **Tier 3 Class**. Depending on the Class Item, it usually costs **Gold Coin**. Other Class Items requires specific Tier 3 (Orange) resources such as **Ruby, Diamonds**.

See the table below for information regarding the class item.

**NOTE:** The **Gold Coin** cost varies depending on your **Reputation** on the specific faction. The Current Table list the price at **Honored Reputation**.
Scooby-Doo

***Scooby-Doo*** is an animated series produced for Saturday morning television in several different versions from 1969 to the present. The original series, *Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!*, was created for Hanna-Barbera Productions and has produced numerous spin-offs and related works until being absorbed in 2001 into Warner Bros. Animation. They have handled production since then. All versions of the show feature a talking dog named Scooby Doo; the original series included four teenagers or young adults: Fred "Freddie" Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, and Norville "Shaggy" Rogers. These five characters are officially and collectively known as "Mystery, Inc.".

In "Living is Beautiful?", Oscar wonders what Scooby and the gang are up to on *The Scooby Doo Murder Files*, where Mystery Inc. gets to solve murders after he knocks out television in Cremos.

In "Bowling Ballet", Pearl and Gus walk to Mayor Nison’s office and find the Scooby Doo gang, with Gus humming the famous “walking” music on Scooby Doo to get them to leave.
Robert Nimos

**Robert McStroke Nimos** (born May 12, 1956) is an American animator, writer, producer, actor, singer, voice actor, and director best known for creating the animated sitcoms *How Beautiful It Is to Survive*, *Italian Dad!* and *The Robinson Show*, for which he also voices many of the shows' various characters.
Castle Hall

## Description

Castle Hall is at type of building that unlocks when the player received their own **Castle**. This serves as the place where mercenaries can get married other than the use of **Spring Festival**. Depending on the Level of the Castle Hall, players can send out a limited number letter to their preferred **Bloodline** and find potential spouses for their mercenaries.

## Functionality

Castle Hall can send out "letters" to potential spouses for the chosen mercenaries. Depending on the Mercenaries Traits and RNG, the spouse could either accept or reject the chosen mercenary.

Another function of the Castle Hall is Banquets. Banquets are expensive, since it will cost **Resources** for **Knight Level** and for **Barons, Earl and Dukes** it will cost **Golden Bread** along with a lot of **resources**.

The good thing about **Banquets** is that it can provide at least 1 out of 5 potential spouses of the preferred **bloodline** however there will always be a **chance** that it may contain **mixed blood.**

Ex. If you really need a High Elf , the **Banquet** could provide at least 1 Spouse that has High Elf blood **BUT** beware it be a **mixed blood**.
Got to Flee Town

**Got to Flee Town** is a Relayogram sent by Flora Albright in *Weird West*.

## Transcript

```
I've been exposed--everybody in Grackle saw me turn into a Siren. A shock for you, I bet. But it's just the way I was born.

Me and my family ain't gonna be safe in Grackle anymore. We've got to leave--for good. Wish we could've worked together on this, but I got to leave Shelby and the Stillwaters to you. Hope you find your husband, and that we can meet again down the road.

Sheriff Flora Albright
```

## Notes

* If Jane attacks Flora in Grackle and forces her to turn into a Siren, she will run away and later sends this relay.
Bugs Bunny

**Bugs Bunny** is an American fictional character who appears in the *Looney Tunes* and *Merrie Melodies* series of animated films. He is a talking rabbit. His catchphrase is "What's up, Doc?", and is typically used as a greeting to anyone he encounters. In 2002, he was named by TV Guide as the greatest cartoon character of all time. Currently, he is the corporate mascot for Warner Brothers, especially its animated productions. Bugs starred in 163 shorts in the Golden Age of American animation, and made cameos in three others along with a few appearances in non-animated films.

In "The Snorkasaurus Hunter", Oscar's grandfather Josiah Balor was the only animator at Warner Bros. who wanted to call Bugs "Ephraim, The Stupid Rabbit".
Superman

**Superman** is a fictional character, a comic book superhero appearing in publications by DC Comics, widely considered to be an American cultural icon. He was a founding member of the Justice League.

In "The Babysitters", he watches Oscar Balor play strip poker with Wonder Woman.

In "White Ambition", Oscar recalls a time when he lived at the Fortress of Solitude when Superman and the Justice League are planning their next move.

In a battle at the Fortress in "The Robinson-Maria Robertson", Superman pulls the "S" off of his chest and throws it at a villain in a highly ineffective attack.

In "Marge Kills Gus", it is revealed that Jimden cleans the Fortress of Solitude as Superman's maid.

He stars in *Superman V: The Broken Condom* in "Padre de Oscar", where he breaks up with girlfriend Lois Lane after discovering via X-ray vision that she's pregnant.

Dean Cain, who played the role in *Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman*, is wearing a *Superman* shirt while seeking attention in "Oscar's Daughter".
Brown Leather Journal

**Brown Leather Journals** are a collection of journals found in *Weird West*.

(Cover's cracking with age. Pages close to crumbling at the touch. Hard to read the text—a sharp hand, and a harsh shorthand known only to the writer. One word repeats, again and again: "PAIN.")
```

### Volume 2

```
(Ramblings of an unbalanced mind, seems like. Thoughts cut off midsentence, words scribbled out, strange doodles of dismembered corpses. But over time, they start to focus: notes on a ritual. Runes, found in the ruins below the Pit, and sketches of the statue, labeled NIMP. Something to pass the time.)
```

### Volume 3

```
(Blood on the paper. Excitement in the words. A spark of something not felt in years. And diagrams... of the runes, of the beasts they summoned... and the bodies they left behind. Anything, to get a reaction.
```

### Volume 4

```
(So much scribbled out in fury and frustration it's almost impossible to read. Another repeated phrase, over and over: "MORE. NEED MORE. MORE!" After that, pages and pages of splattered blood. How long was this going on?)
```

### Volume 5

```
(Brand new. Almost pristine. Script's much neater, now. The ritual's more refined. A little amusement to pass the time. The diagrams have gotten more detailed, too. One figure haunts long after the book's shut: claws, fangs, and an insatiable urge to kill. But the pages are clean—still waiting for the beast's next outing.)
```

## Location

* In the Temple of the Ancients, under the Fighting Pit.
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Pearl Balor

**Pearl Balor** (born August 29, 1927 in Albany, New York), is the beautiful and very attractive mother of Marge Balor. She lives in the fictional town of Cremos. Pearl's personality was based on that of Brian and Meg Griffin on the television series *Family Guy*. Much like Brian, Pearl spent a lot of her time socializing with Marge, and the two would often end up working together to bail their husbands out of whatever scheme of Oscar's had landed them in trouble.
Training Ground

## Description

**Training Ground** provides the player a place to **Train** their mercenaries to accumulate EXP and having a chance to get resources after the training. It also provides a **Instructors** to pass on acceptable **Traits** with the exception of **Racial Traits.** Players can also put children at Age **5** to **14** in **Key Raise** to let them have a chance to get a Key Raise Traits. Lastly, Training Ground provides a way for Players to **Teach Skills** to their mercenary.

**Teaching** skills always costs **Class Items,** with the **exception of same class** teaching in which it only needs **Silver** , Ex. **Bard** to **Bard**. **Teaching** requires the target mercenary that is going to be taught a skill, a minimum number of stat for the skill to be taught

Ex. If the Teacher has **Will to Slaughter 5** it will only require a minimum of **10 AGI** for the mercenary to learn the skill. If the Teacher has **Will to Slaughter I**, it will require a minimum of **30 AGI** for the skill to be taught to the mercenary. This logic applies to all skills that the player will attempt to teach.
Boggle

**Boggle** is a word game played using a plastic grid of lettered dice, in which players attempt to find words in sequences of adjacent letters.

In "Long John Oscar", Oscar Balor is shown emerging from the Brown-Simpson home, bloodstained, wearing one glove and carrying a bloodstained knife, just before O.J. arrives and enters, with the apparent intention of playing a game of Boggle.
Session 16

·      Lurtz, Sebastian, Daygon, and Benadryl sat and chatting in the Rare Lady, then headed to the market & spoke to Eldrid. He revealed some accidental racism, and as such Benadryl got the chance to win some splitting arrows of 7 in an archery contest.

·      They moved over to the archery targets, and for the 1st shot Sebastian was able to ‘help’ the outcome with some support & an insult – yet Eldrid had the 1st shot.

·      For the second, Lurtz was able to stealthily cast mage hand to put off Eldrid’s 2nd arrow, and Benadryl won it. For the 3rd, Lurtz’s mage hand influenced the shot again, but it was unnecessary as Benadryl’s crack shot nailed it. Benadryl took these, and other, arrows, and the team moved on after Eldrid mentioned he was looking for banshee’s essence and a pull arrow.

·      They went to the general store, and Sebastian & Daygon wanted to buy a market stall to set up Sebastian’s business, while Lurtz & Benadryl spoke to the beast maser and got back their 500gp from Plelel.

·      Benadryl & Lurtz went to the potion ship, but accidentally told Minerva in the shop that they were going to the underdark, and the shop keeper disappeared out back. Sebastian & Daygon turned up, and Benadryl knocked some potions off of the side, which gave rise to a shambling mound! After a tough fight which pretty much destroyed the shop, the party made their way back to the Mage’s college, chatting to the wizard of the door.

·      Once inside, they all held hands & thought about Ioun really really hard, who revealed something to all of them while the apprentice cleaned monkey shit off of the floor. He also said that Pazax was the operator of the teleportation room.

·      Whip took Sebastian to see Bovar Gron, and Sebastian had a go at supporting a sapling of Ioun in the courtyard deep in the Mage’s college. He also mentioned the ‘holy avenger’, a sword lost in the under dark, and offered Sebastian the cli lyre if he came back later in the day. He did not.