Errrrrr404

“Perhaps the real Betatale is the friends we made along the way.”

-Errrr404 commenting on the 50th destruction of his poor AU.

## Personality

Errrrr404 or Billy Mays used to be a really edgy dumbass whose main motivation in the story was to bring back his world just so he could fuck Chacha. As the plot moved on though, Billy became cool. He became really smooth and clever. He also became pretty smart and started to have motivations and thoughts that made actual sense. He kept his low tolerance for annoyance though and became rather quiet. Will likes to enjoy the moment and prefers to think about the present than the future. He easily moves on from most things (save for stuff like his mother’s chicanery) despite his irritability, as despite him being easily upset sometimes, he knows this and just decides not to harp on them for long.

Errrr404’s a little awkward and doesn’t usually like to socialize. He’s not awkward in the ways he was before he was Errrrr404, it’s more of just he doesn’t know how to socialize that well and is arguably a little shy, save for when he has to battle of course, which he then snaps into a very observant individual,

## Appearance

### Normal

Errrrrr404 or Billy Mays is a skeleton with black lines under his eyes. He has a white right pupil and a left blue and white pupil. usually wears a white cloak with blue patterns on it. This white cloak has a white hood that he usually has pulled up above his head. He has a black undershirt with a blue arrow pointing upwards on it. He wears black shorts and black socks. Billy wears white slippers with randomly placed blue lines on it.

### Buzzfly404

Not much really changes when Billy enters his buzzfly form. All that changes his that his head becomes all veiny and he gets a weird black and blue scarf thing. This scarf thing is pretty long and comes out into four wings that each have a blue eye on it.

### Errrrrr666

Big appearance change. He’s gray now, holy shit. And he has these weird gray pixels floating around his head. These pixels come from his right eye, which is basically just a mess of gray pixels. The other eye is yellow with blue lines under his eyes. He wears a blue coat and maroon undershirt in this form. It’s a boring ass design change, but hey, it’s a bit change,

### Buzzfly666

Holy fuck, it’s form stacking! Half of his face is white while the other is red. I don’t know why it was red of all colors, but whateva. His left eye is pale blue with the right eye being red. He wears a dark blue undershirt now. Oh and his coat is really weird. The right side is black with a red horizontal stripe on the sleeve. The left side is red with a black horizontal stripe on the sleeve. His slippers are also different. The left one is blue while the right one is red. Oh and he has four big, red wings coming from his back because he drank Red Bull. These wings have blue veins and big, black eyes with blue pupils. Very weird.

### You know what? Fuck it

I’m not describing all of these forms. Fuck no, way too many to describe. The abilities section is already going to kick my ass having to adapt into jokes, I’m not doing this shit. “Erm…the image quality is terrible ender.” Yeah I know, that’s the point. I trust in you all having eyes though so like just look at the image.

## Backstory

Errrrr404 is the result of Billy Mays eating a special flash drive Ben-ten-no-Camila gave him. He instantly became empowered and felt his ability to pull random attacks out of no where to expand. Some of those attacks began to concrete. He felt stronger, he WAS stronger. Papaya’s soul at the time was attached to his own, so this flash drive turned him into Papaya182. Yet despite this new boost of power, HAM’s army of Ugandan Knuckles wiped the floor with them. He escaped in the nick of time thanks to his father’s Dababy car.

After that, Errrrr404 and his father began finding people from the original timeline along with two additional new friends. Adam came to their aid when they needed him most, Harrus was summoned by collecting all the Harry Potter books, and Chacha’s soul was attached to a new friend they met, Error. Error was at first hit by Errrrrr404 in a car accident and unwillingly fused with him to stop HAM. Afterward, Errrr404 brought him to a hospital where he paid his hospital bill. This act of kindness would reward him later when he defeated Ink for them later in the plot.

But before that, Errrr404 would discover that he supposedly had a son. His name was King Funnyverse, or just Lancer. He was apparently the child of him and Chacha. It isn’t exactly clear how this happened as both Errrrr404 and Chacha don’t remember having a child, but DNA test revealed him to be their children, so hey, I guess Errrrrr404’s a dad. This would be the full crew. They all set out to find the mystical Temple of Gad so that they can restore Betatale. This wasn’t the only reason of course since HAM was planning to get there first for fuck knows what (he isn’t quite sober enough to have a set reason, but it probably isn’t good), and to also stop Azathoth from getting there so that he can give himself the power to become the new, horrid god.

If you wanna know what happens this then I’m afraid you’ll have to wait as we haven’t really gotten there yet, and I’m not spoiling the plot.

## Abilities

* Errrrrr404
* Buzzfly404
* Errrrrrr666
* Buzzfly666
* Unspeakable404
* WiFi Deity
* EJEE DEEMUN FYORM
* Biblically Accurate William
* Based404

### Osteokinesis

Errrrr404 can use bones attacks. There's of course a complex color code for his attacks:

* Cyan means stop.
* Orange means go.
* No color means bro stop standing there and move outta the way before you take damage dumbass!
* Red bones lower the max amount of HP you can have. Kinda useless tho cause one bones just takes one one max HP away. Even worse these bones are usually really slow and avoidable.
* Green bones are pure hacks. Billy gets to heal himself with them while they hurt you. It’s like leech seed. I hate it.
* Blue bones are weird. They’re kinda just bones that lock-on.
* Purple bones are just obstacles during the purple soul mode.
* Yellow bones have to be shot by the yellow soul to avoid. Billy Mays can only use these bones when someone has a yellow soul tho cause that would be cheating if he didn’t.
* Gray bones are bones that do no damage. Usually used for shields. They’re harder than normal bones. That’s it really.

### Soul Manipulation

Errrrr404 can change the color of your soul and use it to his advantage. Here's the color code:

* Red means no gravity for you. You can just go wherever you want lmao.
* Orange can dash to avoid attacks. There’s a recoil for this tho. Kinda like that mechanic from JSAB (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
* Blue means gravity’s applied to you now. You actually have to jump to avoid attacks now loser. Oh and Billy can slam you against walls using the blue soul.
* Cyan means you have invincibility for a bit. This invincibility usually disappears after a bit tho once you take enough damage. It’s kinda like that mechanic in that dust fight made by FDY.
* Yellow means you have a gun now. Sweet. You can shoot attacks now.
* Purple Soul is kinda annoying. Your stuck moving along strings. You gotta swap strings when an attack comes up on your string. Pretty annoying ngl.
* Black soul is pretty weird ngl. You only get to move a little bit. Then your soul turns gray and you can’t move anymore. BUT, you’re also somewhat invulnerable when your soul’s gray (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
* Pink soul is kinda cool. You gotta get to an "end point," for the attack to end (Credits to Quantis for the idea).

### Strings

Oh for fuck’s sake, EVERYTHING has a color-code now! Bones do, soul manipulation does, shit, even blaster lasers do sometimes! Well, let’s go over the color code I guess:

* Blue strings are used to steal your IP address and personal info. Since Billy is cool though, he just uses this to help people find their way home like a Chad.
* Red strings are- OW! AYE AYE AYE! IT BURNS! AH, THESE STRINGS HURT TO TOUCH!
* White strings are boring. All they do is grab things. Error404 can pull things towards him with no special effect using them. Kinda boring.
* Green strings are really weird. They require the blue strings to work. You see, after the blue strings steal your IP and personal data, he just turns said knowledge into a healing item. How does he do this? Well fuck if I know.
* Black strings are also weird. Basically, if you’re wrapped up by them, you can see illusions made by Error404.
* Yellow Strings are really cool. They can be used as a shield and are really hard. Errr404 sometimes wraps himself in these strings are protection.
* You have to stand still for cyan strings. It’s as shrimple as that.
* You have to move through orange strings. It’s also shrimple as that.
* Purple strings are used when purple soul is activated. You just climb across these. That’s it.

Finally done with these dumbass color codes. And to think that he doesn’t even use these, he just has the ability to use them. Yeesh.

### Azul control

Errrrr404 can control and manipulate almost anything that is blue. Why the color blue of all things? It’s OBVIOUSLY his favorite color, didn’t you read chapter 9294029493939494?

### I am so samrt

Errrr404 knows a lot of things. “How is this an ability.” Ummm uh ummmmm shut up, don’t question me.

### Thanks Mom

Errrrr404 stole this random “dark blaster” that his mum was working in one day and didn’t tell anyone. Being the idiot she is, of course she didn’t realize this, and he just kept it and added it to his arsenal. How this allows him to summon multiple and how he even added it to his arsenal in the first place is a mystery, but he didn’t have enough EXP to use it until he became Errrr404. These blasters actually do something interesting. They shoot a mix of dark energy and eldritch essence.

### 404 Blasto!

Billy Mays can shoot obligatory god lasers of super hyper omega destruction from his hands. There’s no need to elaborate on this, kind of boring. It’s just a kame hame ha but wowza, mainframe energies!!!

### You Died!

If ever Errrrr404 dies, he can just respawn. He is the main protagonist after all, we can be having HIM die, now can we?

### Extreme Capabilities

Errrrr404 is capable of some pretty extreme shit, like going millions of times over the speed of light, being able to shatter universes with a single punch, being able to withstand afucking Big Bang, etc etc. I feel like this is sort of standard and self explanatory considering he’s a god though.

### Arsenal of Errors

Errrr404 has the ability to use “errors” as abilities. For example, error 502 (bad gateway) can be used to prevent escape or dimension travel.

This is a form I, Ender, gave Billy Mays after he nicely asked for one. Since I didn’t know what new abilities to hand over to him though, they’re all item asylum references. “Erm, almost all the things in item asylum are references to other things.” Yeah I know, it’s just easier and more encompassing to say “item asylum reference.” I’m giving him at least 10 abilities, unsure where else I’m going with this.

### The Banhammer

Errrr404 can use the banhammer as one of of his two melee weapons, this being the slower yet more damaging-per-hit one. Errrrr404 cannot kill anyone with this hammer, instead sending them to the banland after depleting their HP to 1.

### Lawnmower on a Stick

The quicker yet less damaging weapon of Billy is the lawnmower on a stick. Will can quickly swiftly swing this thing at people, tanking their HP in seconds.

### The Audacity

Whenever Will slams his fist into the ground, a burst of orange energy comes from the slam, annihilating anything nearby.

### Brimmstome (but blue cuz it’s Errrr404)

Will can shoot blue lasers from his eyes.

### Canadian Riot

Will can manifest trash cans in his hands that he then kicks at you so fucking fast that if it hits you, it somehow paralyzes you for a few moments.

### The Hitman

Billy has a briefcase that auto-aims at his opponent and won’t stop until it hits the target.

### Michael P

Errrr404 whips out a poor quality mic that plays absolutely ear piercing screams whenever he speaks into it.

### FUS RO DAH

A wave of sheer force that makes the enemy fly back.

### Cero Metraletta

If Will deals at least 100 dmg to you, then he can use a special gun that just spams lasers at you.

### Space Jam

Billy is fucking balling and not afraid to dunk on you.

### Harmonica

Errrr404 has a special harmonica that if he plays heals him.

### Master Spark

If Will does at least 300 dmg to you, then he can use Asriel’s final attack.

### The Bible

Will is now a devout follower of Christ and is not afraid to use the word of God to smite a sinner like you.

### Pop-up ads

Will can cloud your vision with “pop-up ads” that only you can see.

### Fantasy seal

Auto-aiming orbs of colorful yet destructive energy.

### Armis

A massive, comet-like orb that Will flings at his opponents. If it hits you, you’ll be far over cryogenically preserved.

### Fimbulvetr

Massive, crystalline masses attached to chains fall from the heavens, smashing anything below them. “Erm Ender, that’s ice, hit a crystal.” Yeah, I already turned armis into an icy attack tho, so I’m trying to diversify it.

### Hoppa

A fierce tornado that magically does no damage to Errrr404 and instead boosts him into the air.

This is a form that Will first achieved after fusing with poor Eruor when he was unconscious to defeat HAM. Although the fusion was first initiated under negative circumstances (and a general lack of consent on Eruor’s end) after Will became a cool dude, the two agreed to do this fusion sometimes. The only thing he really gets from this is a power boost and a new string attack, it’s sorta lame.

### A New String? Is that it?

The only new and “original” ability that William gets from this fusion are strings that can literally just slice through (almost) anything like butter. That sounds cool, but like, is that it?

### Ability share

Willy gets Error’s abilities. Is this really anything special? They’re not enhanced versions of this attacks, they’re literally just his attacks. I hate this form, can we just move on?

Billy Mays likes to form stack. Normally, I’d be against this. But the thing with Billy is that looking at the shit this poor guy has to go against sometimes, I don’t really blame him. Billy Mays form stacks a lot, and this is him stacking his Buzzfly404 form and Errrr666 fusion form. Using this, he gets some of the more overpowered abilities of Item Asylum.

### Can’t Stop the A-train

Buzzfly666 can go at blinding speeds that far surpass that of fucking light. Being rammed into with this speed and force is probably enough to just reduce you to rubble or launch you out of bounds. It’s a hard ram to land considering he can’t stop moving, but when he does, it’s fatal.

### A Singular Punch

A powerful punch that, if timed right, obliterates the opponent and send them flying.

### Acereus

William can cause pillars of sharp acid to fall from the sky, either stabbing the opponent or becoming a puddle of severely hot acid.

### Bridge

He slaps you with a fucking bridge, need I elaborate further?

### AWP

A powerful sniper that erases the essence of anything it headshots.

### Summon of Maxwell

If in danger, Willy can summon Maxwell, who can parry an attack so hard that the damage the opponent AND gets doubled.

### Fili-orbs

Run, just run. This explosive orb of sheer fucking power will obliterate you. I hate it, you’ll hate it too.

### Bird Up

When Willy wields a torch, Adam wields a bird (on his head), and Harrus wields the universal balance, the power of the almighty apocalypse bird shines within them, empowering all three of them and giving them the Twilight, a massive cleaver of unmatched power.
When Will was going honk shoo mimimi one night back when Betatale was a thing, an unnameable tried to kill Billy, knowing what he would become: the protagonist that would thwart Azathoth. So the unnameable tried killing him in his sleep, but he forgot one thing: WILL FUCKING SLEEP WALKS. So will just beats the ever living shit out of this eldritch horror, kills it, puts it in a blender, turns it into a smoothie, then fucking drinks it all while ASLEEP. Thus, Billy gained a new eldritch, unnameable form that he didn’t know he even had until Yoda returned and was like “Hrmmrmrmrm, force you do not have, but fucking unnameable you do has.”

After the events of Season 1, Ben-Ten-No-Camilla showed up and congratulated the crew, canonizing them as gods. Ten canonized Will as the god of the wifi, which was a weird fucking thing to canonize him as since he hadn’t been to the WiFi realm in like 25 chapters, but whatever. He didn’t object. It was a new form.

Despite being more chill, there are things that make Billy absolutely LIVID. Billy absolutely despises heavy metal. If ever someone plays heavy metal, he becomes so incredibly pissed-the-fuck-off that he turns into a literal demon. This form gives him a power boost because we all know anger makes us stronger instead of causing us to act irrational and lose because we don’t attack rationally, right?

Now, if there’s a form that relies on rage, then surely there’s a form that relies on happiness, right? Enter Will’s Angel form. Will really likes vaporwave music, so if he hears it, he becomes an Angel. Why did I make this? Because I’m running out of ideas for forms, stop complaining. Will gets a significant power boost in this form if he wears a rosary around his neck because the powa of God and allat cool stuff. I’d say the same for his demon form but for satanic symbols, but Lucifurry is a fuckin loser so nah.

Billy Mays eventually reached his peak, becoming a Chad just like Adam. He became so much of a Chad in fact that I decided to give him another form, this one being one where he can use his true Chad-hood.

### Azul dominance

So long as an object is blue, Errrrr404 can control it. Doesn’t matter what it is, he can control it because blue is his favorite color and we all know that if something is your favorite color, you have complete control over it.
## Trus losing his fuckng mind over form stacking

* Beezlebub404
* EJEE DEEMUN666 FYORM
* Beezlebub666
* UnspeakableFly404
* Unspeakable666
* UnspeakableFly666
* You know what? Forget it, I give up.

It’s just Billy stacking his Buzzfly404 form and EJEE DEEMUN FYORM. You’re about to see a LOT of form stacking, so buckle up.

EJEE DEEMUN FYORM + the Errrr666 fusion form. To add SOME flavor to this fusion, Will is much chiller in this form because Eruor doesn’t mind heavy metal.

EJEE DEEMUN FYORM + Buzzfly666 form. There’s nothing interesting to say here, it’s just more fucking form stacking.

Buzzfly404 + Unspeakable404. Don’t expect more descriptions related to these fusions. There’s absolutely nothing interesting about them anymore. Literally nothing. It’s just oodles and oodles of form stacking. I’m going to go fucking insane making this page I swear.

Errrrr666 + Unspeakable404.

Buzzfly666 + Unspeakable404.

There is absolutely no reason to list all of these form combos. I did the math, that’s 5,040 fucking forms. Or actually, I probably did that math wrong. But I at least know there’s more than 29 forms. I am NOT listing all that. Fuck you, I’m not even DRAWING all that. You could make the argument that “erm well, this wouldn’t even be accurate to alpahtale anyways” but that, my friend, is where you are wrong. Shadikal, at some point, has form stacked all of Error404’s forms except perfect404, which came after that whole thing. Now, unnameable404 and my little angel404 thing I made are not canon to AlphaTale (I think), but still, I wanted to run with the joke that “form stacking’s lame. Don’t believe me? Try to comprehend this list,” but what you have to understand is that merely trying to make the fucking list is sanity breaking in itself, so I’m sorry, but I ain’t doin all that.

I’ve already lost my sanity on 5 occasions:

1. Delving deep into the Backrooms fandom.

2. Going through Shadikal’s Tumblr, Twitter, discord server, and wiki so I can at least slightly know what the fuck I’m doing with betatale.

3. Find the Chomiks in general.

4. This week (9/18/2023-9/22/2023) because I had to write like 50 fucking essays this week.

5. Trying to memorize all 1017 (of the time of my typing this) Pokémon.

Not losing it a sixth- wait no, seventh time. There was a sixth time actually, that being when I had to memorize all those stupid fucking joints for Biology II. So no, I’m not losing my sanity a SEVENTH time. If you really want to see it, use your imagination or do it yourself.