Gaston (song)

"**Gaston**" is a song sung by Gaston, LeFou, Gaston's buddies, and the villagers in *Beauty and the Beast*. It was sung to cheer up Gaston after Belle rejects his marriage proposal, and was started by Lefou.

## Lyrics

* Original Version
* 2017 Version

**LeFou:** Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why!

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

**LeFou and Chorus:** No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

**LeFou:** No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

**Gaston:** As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

**LeFou and Chorus:** My what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

**LeFou:** Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!

**Chorus:** No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

**Bimbettes:** For there's no one as burly and brawny

**Gaston:** As you see, I've got biceps to spare

**LeFou:** Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.

**Gaston:** That's right!

And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

**Chorus:** No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

**LeFou:** In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

**Gaston:** I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!

**Chorus:** Ten points for Gaston!

**Gaston:** When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

**Chorus:** No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

**LeFou:** Then goes tromping around

Wearing boots like Gaston!

**Gaston:** I use antlers in all of my decorating!

*[Heard only in the soundtrack version]*

**Chorus:**

Say it again!

Who's a man among men?

And then say it once more

Who's that hero next door?

Who's a super success?

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town

Who's got all of it down...

**LeFou:** And his name's G-A-S... T...

G-A-S-T-E...

G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow...

**Chorus:** GASTON!!!

*[Heard only in the film version]*

**Chorus:** My what a guy!

GASTON!

**LeFou:**

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston!

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

For there's no man in town half as manly

**Bimbettes:**

Perfect, a pure paragon!

**LeFou/Chorus:**

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

Who plays darts like Gaston?

Who breaks hearts like Gaston?

Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?

**Gaston:**

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

**All:**

My, what a guy, that Gaston!

**Gaston:**

I needed encouragement

Thank you, LeFou

**LeFou:**

Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you!

Too much?

**Gaston:**

...Yep

**All:**

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

**LeFou:**

In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston

**Gaston:**

When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver

And beasts of the field say a prayer

First, I carefully aim for the liver

Then I shoot from behind

**LeFou:**

Is that fair?

**Gaston:**

I don't care

**All:**

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

**LeFou:**

In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston

**Gaston:**

I'm especially good at expectorating!

**All:**

Ten points for Gaston!

**Gaston:**

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

**LeFou/Chorus:**

Who has brains like Gaston?

Entertains like Gaston?

**Gaston:**

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?

I use antlers in all of my decorating

**All:**

Say it again

Who's a man among men?

Who's the super success?

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town

Who's got all of it down...

**LeFou:**

And his name's G-A-S...T...

I believe there's another T...

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate

And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...

**All:**

Gaston!

## Videos

Gaston (From "Beauty and the Beast" Audio Only)"Gaston" Clip - Disney's Beauty and the Beast