Canada!!! Canada!!!

Canada!!! Canada!!! is a XRATSM short.

## Plot:

When Xavier, Yadina and Brad finished tidying up the museum, They chant their favourite country, and then they rap about the rest of the world.

## Transcript:

* (We see Xavier, Yadina and Brad tidying up the museum)
* Xavier: Guys, It's the last 10 seconds of the tidy up game.
* Brad: Team Canada, It's all down to this!
* Yadina: Yadina's got the toys.
* Xavier: Me and Brad have the toy chest.
* Yadina: Slam, Dunk!
* Brad: Here it comes!
* (Yadina throws all the toys back into the toy chest)
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: Yeah! Canada! Canada!
* The Riddle's mom (offscreen): Kids, You've been doing the same old chant for a whole week. Maybe you can mix it up for once. You guys do know other countries exist, right?
* Xavier: Of course we know other countries, Mom.
* Yadina: Yeah, We know tons of other countries!
* Brad: Let's show her. You wanna show her?
* Xavier: Yeah! We wanna show her.
* The Riddle's mom (offscreen): Show me what?
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: (Chanting) Canada! Canada! Canada! Canada!
* Xavier (Rapping): Canada, We're here to stay.
* Yadina (Rapping): But today, We're going on a big vacay to the United States!
* Brad: (Rapping): Kinda got no tang!
* Xavier (Rapping): A panda, in America?
* Yadina: No guys, it's...
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): China! Nothing could be finer except their twice, cooked, pork!
* Brad (Rapping): No fork, Chopsticks. Irish-
* Xavier (Rapping): -Sheep are so wooly!
* Brad (beatboxes, then raps): I love the plays that William Shakespeare plays in...
* Xavier, Yadina, and Brad (Rapping): The United Kingdom!
* Xavier (Rapping): I am Xavier, and my behavior is greatior.
* Yadina (Rapping): France is just chill, cause they take it easy!
* Xavier (Rapping): Hey Mexico, You're a real fine neighbor.
* Yadina (Rapping): Xavier, Australia needs a translator!
* Brad (Rapping): Philippines is really cool! Cause it ain't no fool!
* Yadina (Rapping): Yeah, It ain't no fool, It ain't no fool.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Fun lingo, mingle with the Dingo!
* Xavier (Rapping): In Japan, the sumos throw down and get paid!
* Yadina (Rapping): Let's Burn The Stage in Korea!
* Xavier (Rapping): Because BTS sings Euphoria!
* Brad (Rapping): Watch it, Germany's the place where sausages gets made! Watch it!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Mm, mm, mm, mm!
* Yadina (Rapping): Brazil's biological diversity!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Rivals what Dubai has got!
* Xavier (Rapping): Talking vertically!
* Brad (Rapping): Egypt is a beauty from jewels to tombs.
* Yadina (Rapping): Just like my comb.
* (sparkle music)
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Speaking of up, We're up in Switzerland!
* Xavier (Rapping): Matterhorn, Matter-honk! You're made of rocks and boulders!
* Brad (Rapping): The penguins in Antartica have got no shoulders!
* Yadina (Rapping): Where'd your shoulders go? Did you lose them in the snow?
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping) Got no shoulders! Penguin's got no shoulders!
* .....
* (The penguin quacks)
* .....
* Xavier (Rapping): In Scotland I hear the moo.
* Yadina (Rapping): Of the Scotland cow, kick the roo!
* Brad (Rapping): If Tasmania. The kangaroo!
* Xavier (Rapping): New Zealand! You give me fuzzy feet and fuzzy...
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): ...feeling! Same with England, Iceland, Greenland, all the lands!
* Xavier (Rapping): The newest country in the world, Germany...
* (Yadina plays the glockenspiel)
* Yadina: Take it away, Brad!
* Brad (Rapping): Ooh! Ooh! Where Santa Claus lives, the Arctic.
* Yadina (Rapping): That's magnetic!
* Xavier (Rapping): South Korea, Great to see ya!
* Yadina (Rapping): North Korea, You are the best'a!
* Brad (Rapping): Algeria has the best fish! Better as it go!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Now that's the end of our show!
* Yadina (Rapping): No it's not.
* Brad (Rapping): Oh, We didn't know!
* Xavier. Yadina and Brad (Rapping): We "Live La Vida" in....
* Xavier (Rapping): Costa Rica, you got the best beaches!
* Yadina (Rapping): Indonesia, you got the best beaches!
* Brad (Rapping): Puerto Rico!
* Xavier (Rapping): Ditto on the beaches.
* Yadina (Rapping): St. Vincent and the Grenadines!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): So many beachin' beaches!
* Brad (Rapping): Ashraf Ghani is the president of Afghanistan!
* Xavier (Rapping): Tonight, we stand!
* Yadina (Rapping): Teach us how, to milk a cow!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): India, we're into ya! Chile and Peru! Stay, true, as....
* Brad (Rapping): ...The illest Portug-illest...
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Places in the world!
* (Berby appears)
* Yadina (Rapping): Berby's here. We can talk about the American Samoa!
* Brad and Xavier (Rapping) : Wow! She knows about the samoa! You know-a?
* Brad (Rapping): Italy's language is mega mallow, check out the ceiling dude!
* Yadina (Rapping): Hey, Buon Giorno!
* Brad (Rapping): In the Bahamas, you'll find a rock iguana!
* Xavier (Rapping): Ooh! I wanna Bahama!
* Yadina (Rapping): Singapore's got...
* Xavier (Rapping): What?
* Yadina (Rapping): Singapore's got...
* Brad (Rapping): What? A fish?
* Yadina (Rapping): No!
* Xavier (Rapping): A lion?
* Yadina (Rapping): No!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): How about both!
* Brad (Rapping): I don't know if its been told.
* Xavier (Rapping): Alaska's a state you can hunt for gold.
* Yadina (Rapping): Trinidad is not so bad, let's kick it with a turtle!
* Xavier (Rapping): The Galápagos Islands is the place to be.
* Yadina: (Rapping) When you like turtles like you and me!
* Brad (Rapping): Saw in a castle in Slovenia, Wrote it in my journal!
* Xavier (Rapping): Make a blueprint or a model in Spain.
* Yadina (Rapping): Antonio Gaudi is on the double.
* Brad (Rapping): In a construction site in Arizona!
* Xavier (Rapping): There is a lot of rubble!
* (Rubble from PAW Patrol appears)
* Xavier (Rapping): Not that rubble! I mean broken stone.
* Yadina (Rapping): I would prefer a bubble.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): I wanna, I gotta, I'm gonna get to Ghana!
* Xavier (Rapping): Please go to Belize! We have their rainforest!
* Yadina (Rapping): Brazil! Best rainforest!
* Brad (Rapping): Peru! Love these trees! It's not borest!
* Xavier (Rapping): Some funny-looking bird, can you give me the skinny?
* Yadina (Rapping): The Amazon is the most important place on Earth. Better than money or a house.
* Brad (Rapping): Everything just grows. From animals to plants, and water to air.
* Xavier (Rapping): I love it when we can breathe clean air!
* Yadina (Rapping): Now let's go to Suriname!
* Xavier (Rapping): And my name is...
* Fans: Xavier!
* Brad (Rapping): And my name is...
* Fans: Brad!
* Yadina (Rapping): And my name is...
* Fans: Yadina!
* Xavier (Rapping): Now in the independent state of Papua New Guinea!
* Brad (Rapping): Part of Oceania!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Mada-Madagascar! Oooooohhhhh!
* Yadina: Also Turkey ooooohhhhhh!!!
* (They arrived back home)
* Xavier: Phew!
* Yadina: How many countries did we go to?
* Brad (Rapping): Yeah! Yeah! Go to Anguilla!
* Yadina (Rapping): Rwanda is in Africa.
* Brad: Now how many did we go to now?
* Xavier: I don't know, like all of them?
* Yadina: Yeah we did.
* (They high-five each other)
* Brad (Rapping): The Indian Ocean is third largest ocean.
* Xavier (Rapping): The Pacific Ocean is the largest ocean!
* Yadina (Rapping): Ooh! The Arctic Ocean is the coldest.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad (Rapping): Bang! The Southern Ocean is the farthest! Uhh!
* (The song ends)
* The Riddle's mom (Offscreen): Where have you three been? You ran out our family museum chanting "Canada!" and then no-one saw you, for three, whole, months! Because I planned a mission for you during all that.
* Xavier: Mom, Would you believe Papua New Guinea?
* The Riddle's mom (Offscreen): No, Xavier.
* Yadina: Antartica?
* The Riddle's mom (Offscreen): Go back in time to the year 1744 in Thetford, United Kingdom, and meet Thomas Paine. And take this penguin with you.
* .....
* (The penguin quacks)
* (The short ends)

## Trivia:

* This short has a similar plot to "USA! USA! " A short from the Cartoon Network series "Regular Show"