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Ch. 1- Minecraftia

* 1. First, Notch created the Sky, and the Earth. The Earth was flat, and went on nearly endless in every direction.
* 2. He created caves, to break up the land, and hills, to make it more dynamic.
* 3. Notch created water, which covered everything but the hills. He put them together to form islands. He called the land "Minecraftia".
* 4. Grass was put on the topmost layer of the land. Then, Notch made trees growing out of it for shelter.
* 5. Finally, Notch had finished, and made man. He ate plants and drank lakewater.
* 6. Man looked lonely, so Notch created more animals, which man named pigs, cows and sheep.
* 7. Still, none of these seemed good enough, so Notch created more men, and they thrived.
* 8. Herobrine, Notch's brother, saw these creatures, and was not happy.
* 9. Seeing an opportunity, Herobrine cursed the pigs into evil beasts, which men called creepers.
* 10. Creepers wiped out half of the population, exploding and burning away the flesh of men.
* 11. These remaining skeletons were then cursed, becoming intelligent enough to make weapons, with which they killed the rest of the men.
* 12. Some corpses were then turned into zombies, and others fed spiders until they were giant.
* 13. Notch found out about the fate of man, and said to the skeletons and zombies "You will thrive at night, and never again see the light of day".
* 14. To replace the men, Notch created more advanced men, which he called "humans". They built houses for shelter and protection.
* 15. The creepers, zombies and skeletons still lived at night, and threatened humans out after dark, so Notch made torches for light.
* 16. He told them that each of the 4 deadly beasts was different.
* 17. Skeletons were smart, zombies were strong, spiders survived the daylight, and creepers were very powerful.
* Ch. 2- The Nether
* 1. Herobrine created his own realm, which he called the Nether.
* 2. He took the souls of the original men, and kept them there, calling them ghasts.
* 3. He created another mutated pig, which he called the zombie pigman.
* 4. Notch found out about the Nether, and felt threatened.
* 5. Herobrine had created lava in the Nether, and eventually in Minecraftia.
* 6. Notch taught the people how to make obsidian out of it, by cooling it, and how to build a portal to the Nether.
* 7. He warned them of its danger, but told them that they could help him destroy it.
* 8. Eventually, Notch realised that too many people were dying in an attempt to save him.
* 9. However, the evil power of the Nether had weakened him, and Herobrine was getting stronger.
* 10. Herobrine killed off some of the humans, and used their souls to help enhance the Nether. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
* Minecraft- Life of Jeb
* Ch. 1- Jeb
* 1. Notch summoned Jeb, to help him communicate with the humans. He gave Jeb lots of power.
* 2. Jeb went to the village of humans, and told them to shut down their portal. 3. The people denied, saying "Notch taught us to build these, and wanted us to destroy the Nether."
* 4. Jeb replied, "I was sent here by Notch, with some of his powers. He wants this portal gone, as it allows Herobrine a way into this world."
* 5. The people did not believe him, and banished him.
* 6. With no other option, Jeb stared into the portal, and it closed.
* 7. Shocked, the people started to believe what he said. They provided him food, drink, and shelter.
* 8. During his stay, Jeb taught them some of the secrets of the world. He showed them how to build better, how to construct more complex tools, and how to refine ores.
* 9. After a week, the village's faith was dropping again. They told Jeb that if he was staying any longer, he would have to build his own house.
* 10. He left the village that day, and returned the next.
* 11. He brought with him lots of wood, stone, iron and gold.
* 12. By the end of the day, he had build the biggest building in the city, and called it the Church.
* 13. The people asked if he was staying in it. He simply said no.
* 14. He told them what it was for. Every time they did something good, they would receive a small amount of magic. 15. They could use the altar to put the magic into something valuable, and sacrifice it by putting it into a donation box. 16. The magic would be sent back to Notch, and he could use it to make their life better. 17. He told them that if they did this every day for a month, they would receive more than double their sacrifices' worth.
* Ch. 2- The Endermen
* 1. Jeb left the village that day, never to be seen by them again.
* 2. He brought with them the day's sacrifices, and handed them to Notch.
* 3. With that power, Notch created Enderman- tall humanoid figures, pitch black with purple eyes.
* 4. They were created with the objective of entering and destroying the Nether.
* 5. Because of this, they were made to withstand heat, and hated water.
* 6. They entered the village, demanding to be sent there. The people feared them, and attacked.
* 7. Notch heard about this, and called them back. He told them to avoid humans, and gave them teleportation.
* 8. He said that if a human saw them, they should kill the human before it tells anyone.
* 9. It was around this time that the 4 deadly beasts had killed off too many humans. There were few humans left.
* 10. Notch, with the help of the sacrifices, created even smarter beings, which he called Testificates. They lived in groups and built villages, and traded with humans..
* Ch. 3- The Stronghold
* 1. The enderman were still too weak to destroy the Nether, especially after all Herobrine had done.
* 2. It was said that there was a shrine in there which weakened Notch, and they couldn't locate it.
* 3. Notch, even with the magic the people were giving him, was too weak; he gave the last of his power to Jeb.
* 4. Jeb created a realm for the Enderman, named simply the End.
* 5. It contained a new beast; the Enderdragon, which got its power from magical devices within the End. It was to be sent to the Nether to destroy it.
* 6. The entrance was buried deep underground in a reinforced labyrinth, protected by Silverfish, which were large burrowing insects.
* 7. Eventually, rumors spread about this Stronghold, as it was known, and people began searching.
* 8. Jeb feared what would happen if the people actually managed to slay the dragon. He put a curse on it.
* 9. If anyone slays the dragon, they will be burdened with it's egg, which will have to be placed on the Nether Shrine, to release it's energy.
* 10. Jeb then began creating new things to distract the people from the Stronghold. "These things," he tells the people, "can be used at the altar as a sacrifice, for great rewards."
* 11. All throughout Minecraftia, such sacrificial churches are still being built, but now the terms have changed
* 12. a new generation of heros would enter the strong hold and defeat the beast