Random mutant

When visiting the Blackmarket sewers you can talk to local mutants, creatures with random faces made up of parts of all the different face generators in the game. Typically the faces are a mess. There are 117 random dialogues that can be said by sewer folk.

## The Dialogues

* No one comes down here anymore... don't like us sewer lot
* I hate the above place, dark horrid place
* Kill all the normies
* Ooh lah dee dah, look at you with your one nose and your two ears
* Hiblorp, Iblorp, likeblorp, toblorp, sayblorp, blorpblorp
* One day, we're gonna rise up and I'm gonna eat your face
* Average lifespan down here is around 3 weeks
* Oh... whoops, my brain's leaking again
* Why are we all mutated, why!
* blug blug blug
* Why do people even come down here but to poke fun at us mutants
* Stop gawking
* Duh... my face is falling off
* Help... how many eyes do I have
* Um, what's it called when your leg begins growing it's own leg?
* Don't you hate it when you go to scratch an itch and your arm falls off
* KILL ME!
* Yer funny looking, he he he
* What are you looking at two-eyes
* What are you looking at you normie freak
* If anyone's looking for an ear let me know, I found one on the floor
* Does anyone even come down here?
* You watch, one day mutants will rule the world
* I wish we were important
* My my where's my eye?
* What are you looking at, just because we're all freaks doesn't mean we're a zoo you can come and ogle, go away
* Don't look at me... I'm disgusting
* We ghouls are people too you know
* I'm in the 5 ear gang, better not mess with me
* I'm in the 9 eye gang, better not give me trouble
* I'm in the 3 toes gang, better not be fussin for a fight
* It's late, you should go, ghouls get freaky at night
* I want to have four eyeballs
* Do you think I'm attractive? I hear you normies think we look ugly, I happen to be one of the most handsome mutants down here
* I'm getting tired of people complaining about missing organs and limbs
* If I collect enough arms I'll be an unstoppable arm machine
* Oh no, goop is falling out of my ears again
* Green water isn't the most tasty beverage but beggars can't be choosers
* Someone stole my elbows last night! whoever did it better bring them back
* This one is a keeper, I love peeling my own skin flakes, they taste so good
* Mother said if I eat all my peely skin they'll be nothing left of me, but that makes no sense, if I eat it, I get fat! fatter me means more skin to eat! infinite food!
* Stop picking stop picking, damn my skin fell apart again
* Are you aware I'm growing eyes within my eyes, someone should be documenting this
* There is a mushroom man who keeps appearing in my dreams, he eats and eats...
* Sometimes I feel like I have just popped into existence only to disappear again for an eternity... in fact, I don't remember anything before a few seconds ago... should I be worried
* There's nothing wrong with being a little green, as long as you can stop the leaking!
* The folk above are so rude
* Help me my face is melting
* Smelp me my fmace is fmelping
* The age of the sewer folk will come, heed my warning!
* And what does one such as you do down here? hmm
* I can't feel my eyes
* Why do I exist
* I grew another toe the other day
* You know they look down upon us mutants but we are special
* Mutants aren't know for intelligence... gods that the biggest word us have ever said. intelligence, ooh I feel like a right scholar
* My skin flakes are a prized food down here
* I hate those above folk
* the Above folk chased me with pitchforks when I went out to see the sky, don't know what the fuss is about the bloody thing gave me a headache
* Blaaarghh
* Bluurghh
* Do you ever wake up and feel as though your face is melting... well mine is, please help
* I can't tell where my head ends and the fun begins
* Uh... Uh... Uh... Yeah I... Uh... Just Uh, Just go
* Nice skin
* I want to eat your brains! but I won't because that would be rude, and if a man... or well... whatever I am, doesn't carry himself with dignity then he is nothing... Ooh a rat... MINE!
* I feel as weird as I look... can you help me
* Us Ghoul folk live down here in the tunnels, the 'sewer' of the blackmarket is actually an old dungeon, it was full of rat-folk before the black market people settled, they killed most of them, as for the origin of the mutants, the dark black wizard who ruled over the market created us, warping our ancestors and leaving us disfigured and monstrous, the above folk kill us on sight... a sad time
* My nose stings a little
* I pee out of my ear... is this normal
* How to put poop in mouth... HOW TO PUT POOP IN MOUTH!
* Eh? EHHHH?
* Mah braaaihn is dead
* Dog body... Kid brain...
* Well... I have appeared to hurt myself by simply walking... what in the name of kings is wrong with me
* Ooops. I bleed in the bed again...ew
* Halp me plas
* Helo
* I am ergberg
* Spalshal, I am splashal
* Blerg bleg
* I am wergelburgel
* my name is flendeltweeb
* my name is ogdenflev
* my name is sackward egebell the third
* I have collected three ears today on the floor on my way to the local room of ear giving... I am going to have much praise tonight
* the rats are chasing me
* I like rat racing, it makes me feel smart
* I won a few skin flakes from rat racing, man wanted to offer me gold. worthless stuff, what am I an above grounder
* you know, sometimes when you wake up and your skin is melting, it reminds you that you're alive, you know
* hey buddy, spare some skin?
* No one knows we're here so shhhh
* sbool boogobo nabomoogaboo, that's my name and I'm sticking to it
* hey... you gonna eat that dead rat or can I have it
* wow... much skin... very smooth
* hey buddy, spare an eye for the poor?
* swiggity swoot, my skins turned to gloop
* Oh curse the evil wizard who did this to our ancestors
* Life span here is very short, you know what else is short, the word 'is', think about it!
* You know what, I'm glad I am a mutant, don't like the above anyway, too loud
* It smells like a rat died down here, it's making me hungry
* Help me, my skin is running away
* The rats have banded together and are running a racket
* I am great at being me
* My skin is in searing pain, send help
* sned halp ma face is burnening
* Oh my gods you're a regular folk
* Have you seen ergberg?
* Have you seen sackward?
* What are you? eugh
* Damned Smoothskin
* I get really sad when people cancel plans, It makes my feelings hurt and makes me feel alone, maybe I deserve it, did I ignore someone else... in their time of waiting for me... I don't know... gods I want out of these sewers
* Mmm... ratmeat
* I feel toxic
* I am a plague
* My finger fell off this morning... now I feel pointless
* Is it normal for my tail to start leaking...