Red Lovers!

## Plot + Script

The episode begins with Channon running to class in a frantic rush. He runs past a few kids knocking down their stuff.

Girl Jordan: My Lunch! Watch where you run!!!

Chandler: Hey! Watch it!

Channon runs past Stella and she trips and falls into a trash can and accidentally bumps Paige into a locker.

Stella and Paige: (screams) ow…

Channon eventually makes it to class on time.

Channon: \*pants\* I made it…

Channon sits down with everyone else in the class room with only Arion there.

Arion: hey, you got here fast!

Channon: well duh, I don’t wanna be late…

Arion: class doesn’t start until 5 minutes, dude.

Channon: whoops.

Channon shrugs it off and tools out his stuff and sees Joy come in and sit by him. Channon waves hi and Joy waves hi back. Arion took this opportunity to tease Channon.

Arion: why you waving at her?

Channon: uh…no reason!

Arion: are you sure? Your face is turning red.

Channon’s face is bright red and tries to hide it. Joy giggles at his embarrassment. Channon punches Arion’s shoulder as he laughs.

Arion: \*laughs\* okay okay!

Channon: so what if I like Joy-

Joy: wait what?! \*surprised\*

Channon turns around slowly and looks at Joy and sees her blushing like heck.

Channon: Aw…fudge…

Joy: wait is that why you’ve been acting weird around me?

Channon: uhh

A flashback occurs and Channon in the gym looking at Joy while blushing before Kameron throws a dodge ball in his face.

Kameron: GOTCHA!!!

Another flashback shows him walking past her in the hallway waving at her before running into a locker.

Channon: h-hi..ow!

The final one shows him getting a nose bleed at Joy as he walks inside of the school building and he passes out when Joy said hello to him.

Joy: hello!

Channon: \*gets a nose bleed and passes out\*

Joy: Channon? Are you okay???

Cut back to real life and Channon is still stunned and finally answers.

Channon: \*inhales\* yes…

Joy: \*stands there shocked\*

Channon: \*turns to look at Arion\* thanks a lot…

Arion: I was only teasing, darn it…

It became Lunch and Channon is seen walking to it in the hallway. Channon bumps into Arion and Girl Jordan walking to lunch together.

Arion: ow! Oh hey Channon.

Channon: hey, sorry for the bump

Jordan: it’s alright, Channon

Channon: I kinda need your guys help. I wanna ask Joy out and I don’t know how!

Arion: well I asked Jordan out and she said yes

Channon grabs Arion’s shirt and pulls him close

Channon: look man, just help me!

Arion: sure, can’t be that hard

Jordan: I’ll see you at lunch! \*walks off screen\*

Arion: heh alright! Now all you have to do is be yourself and by that I mean be cute, funny, gentleman, respectful, and try to hold in your farts

Channon: that’s the hard part…\*farts\* I have..\*farts\*…a strong..\*farts\* gas digestive stomach…\*farts again\*

Arion: y-yeah \*moves the fart clouds away with his hand\* I’ll help you after school, bud.

Channon: alright!

After school, a montage begins with Arion fitting Channon up with a suit and Jordan even helps him smell good. Arion & Jordan high five each other and.

Arion: Perfect!

Channon: thanks guys, I look great! What about the roses?

Jordan hands Channon a pair of roses

Channon: Thanks, cya love birds later!

Jordan: \*smirks\* love birds?

Arion: \*face turns red\* I teased him earlier and now he teased me back! I had this coming!

Channon runs all the way to Joy’s house with roses. Channon stops at her front door panting hard and he knocks on her door. Joy opens her door.

Joy: uh, Channon?

Channon: hi Joy! You wanna hangout?

Joy: \*confused\* you mean like a date?

Channon: oh…I had some help…I gotcha these roses. And yeah I thought this was like a dating thing.

Joy: \*giggles\* thanks for the roses! We can hangout tho.

Channon: oh..alright!

Channon walks inside and sees Joy has a kitten and Channon goes to pet the cute little guy.

Joy: I see you like cats!

Channon: it’s cute!

Joy: well, what do you wanna do? Also you didn’t have to be fancy. I would’ve accepted you either way.

Channon: wait…really?! Alright!

Channon rips the fancy suit off revealing his normal red shirt and green shorts underneath. Joy giggles at Channon’s cute personality.

Joy: you kinda act like a cartoon character

Channon: well I am one!

The two notice that the cat is gone and it’s in the Kitchen making a mess. Joy attempts to stop it only to get scratched on the cheek. Channon runs to help her up. Channon gets into a fight cloud trying to grab it while getting scratched and messing up the kitchen more. Channon holds the cat in his hand.

Joy: (worried) I’m so so sorry about my cat! Are you alright???

Channon is now scratched and beaten up

Channon: \*smiles\* yeah I’m perfectly fine! I don’t feel pain! \*heals his own scratches fast and repairs his clothes\* I’m a cartoon character, remember? My injuries heal in nanoseconds! See?

Joy: wow…that’s awsome! But my kitchen is a mess.

Channon: not a problem \*gives her the cat\*

Channon grows a long tongue and licks the mess and stains up and makes the entire room clean before her parents got home. Channon then burps!

Channon: \*burps\* finish!

Joy: how are you-

Channon: cartoon character! Physics don’t apply

Joy gives Channon a tight hug!

Channon: ow…ow…ow…your welcome…

Joy: I thought you couldn’t feel pain.

Channon: forget about what I said, cartoon characters lack consistency…

Joy stops hugging Channon and her parents walk in.

Joy’s mom: oh! Great job of cleaning the kitchen you guys!

Joy’s dad: yeah…(evilly) but did you take out the trash?! (Laughs evilly)

Joy’s dad suspects the trash.

Joy’s dad: hahaha I gotcha!

Channon: we already took it out, sir. \*burps again\*

Joy: yep

Joy’s dad hands them money and walks to his room.

Joy: woopie! We got payed!

Channon: alright! Anyway, wanna watch a movie

Joy: alright!

Joy’s mom puts a movie on, they watch it together while eating junk food. Channon eats too much and doesn’t notice how much he’s eating. When the movie ends, Channon decides to go home until his stomach starts rumbling.

Joy: hehe is that your stomach??

Channon: yeah…uh-oh…

Joy: what’s wrong.

Outside shot of Joy’s house and a giant fart gas cloud erupts and blows up the roof and Joy and her family runs out with Channon being the last one out. Channon is embarrassed from this. Joy is seen a little angry but sees how embarrassed Channon is.

Channon: yeah..that’s why my stomach was rumbling…

Joy: \*sighs\* I forgive you just don’t eat so much…

Channon: a-alright. Imma go home, now…

Channon farts away in Joy’s cat’s face. The cat gets pissed off a him and meows pissed in the background.

Joy: bye Channon!

Channon lands on the side walk and runs off

Channon: bye bye \*trips into a trash can and notices Arion and Jordan and Kameron spying on them in a tree\*

Channon knocks them off in pay back. The three land in a push filled with poison Ivey and they all scratch their faces, arms, bodies and they groan in pain.

Channon: pfft, perverts \*walks off\*

The Episode ends