Car Scientist

Current Appearance

## Overview

Car Scientist is an odd, kooky and eccentric fellow, he researches Car Science and other Bioengineering subjects. He is the father of Little Jimmy and brother of Doctor Meat, he produces Car Science: The Movie (2313) in his free time. His age and unmatched intelligence come from long-term exposure to Car Science.

#### Characters

Car Scientist (IRL) plays a lot of characters, ranging from persistent identities to one-off characters. PAC3 is a commonplace among all of them, as it gives characters more depth and makes them more unique.

* Eggs (Gov. Worker)
* **Himself** (R&D)
* Joe Danger (Security)
* Ryan the Rodent (Survey Team)
* Undefined H.E.C.U Identity

##### Jokes

* MELON MAN
* Not Bees
* Precious

##### Retired

* Grandpa Scientist (Active for like, 5 minutes)

### Biography

#### Early Life

Car Scientist was born on a cold, Canadian summer day on June 28th of 1853 to his father. He had an older brother, Meat.

##### Loss of Grandpa

After a long battle with diarrhea, Grandpa Scientist finally shit his last breath. Unfortunately for Grandpa, Car Scientist invented a permanent laxative and drugged Grandpa. These laxatives were later used in CS-006.

#### Pre-Mesa

Car Scientists life before being hired at Black Mesa.

##### Invention of the Car

8 years later, the Car was released, Car Scientist released it with Karl Benz. Due to his contributions it was named after him, but this came with great ridicule because people thought the he was named after the car instead of the other way around.

##### World War II

Car Scientist found his funding in World War II, designing new tanks and vehicles for the Allies, unfortunately they didn't officially let him continue Car Science, but he secretly did it on the side to Nazi captives. Car Scientist was awarded a formal thanks from Prime Minister William King for his services.

#### Black Mesa

He picked up a job at Black Mesa in the 1970s, here he met his wife. Car Scientist would continue refining the Car Science injection model until the 90s.

##### Jimmy Scientist

Some time later, Car Scientist and his wife had a kid named Jimmy Scientist

##### Divorce

Car Scientist had a divorce and Little Jimmy had to live with Car Scientist, but to live at Black Mesa, you must be employed, this is how Little Jimmy got employed.

#### Present Time

##### Car Science Abolishment Attempt #1

On the first attempt of the molecular re-shifting model. Car Science was defunded by the administrator resulting in Car Scientist having to create Car Science Base #1, the security force located this base and Car Scientist took 2 hostages using the prototype version of Car Science, his demands were to fund Car Science and to leave him alone. However, they sniped him and dumped him into the acid pits, but he managed to survive due to the souls absorbed from past Car Science tests.

##### Car Administration

After the scandal and the miracle of his life, Car Scientist was elected as administrator, during his reign Little Jimmy ran into the Lambda II portal and Car Scientist was forced to chase after him, this led to the rest of the events during Lambda II.

##### The funeral of Grandpa "Grandpa" Scientist

Car Scientist as administrator lasted a few more days as he was demoted for hosting a funeral for Grandpa "Grandpa" Scientist, Martin Lindenshire was elected after him and the events of Car Science Abolishment Attempt #2 occurred.

You are now caught up on the life of Car Scientist.

## Events

### Science Fair

#### August 2021 (Aerodyne 2)

In the science fair of August 2002, 'Dr. Univ' submitted Peggle 3 as a demonstration for the new physics engine for the Black Mesa game studio title; 'Half-Life 2', he did not earn a place on the podium.

#### June 2022

In the science fair of June 2003, Car Scientist submitted the Car Science Machine and demonstrated the function with a live subject. Car Scientist did not earn a place on the podium.

#### July 2022

In the science fair of July 2022, Car Scientist submitted a demonstration of Invisibility, a side effect of Car Science. Car Scientist did not earn a place on the podium.

#### August 2022

In the science fair of August 2022, Car Scientist submitted... Car Science. Car Scientist used the new wiremod adapted version of Kliener Car to let the judges drive it for themselves. Car Scientist won 2nd place and 50000.

### The funeral of Grandpa "Grandpa" Scientist

The death of Grandpa Scientist affected many, our beloved grandpas wheelchair was destroyed and left him on the ground having a stroke, during the event Grandpas soul rose from the pits of hell and attempted to kill the attendees. Promptly after this, Martin Lindenshire attempted to defund Car Science, this led to the events of Car Science Abolishment Attempt #2, which ended up with the creation of Car Science Outpost and the Car Science Family. It is rumored that Grandpas soul still haunts Dimitri Nakamura, who was the one who destroyed Grandpas wheelchair.

### Snark Tank

Snark Tank is a gameshow created by Car Scientist. It is inspired by Shark Tank and Americas Got Talent. The goal of the game is to impress the 4 judges to convince them to not kill you and if you're lucky, get prize money. If you lost Snark Tank, you would be dropped into the Snark Pit and killed. There were 4 prizes, 1 large prize of $25000, and 3 small prizes of $5000

#### Snark Tank 1 & 2

This took place in Materials Bay. The judges often changed during the first competition, but Car Scientist and Bob Good remained throughout the competition.

##### Winners (Snark Tank 1)

 Parking Garage Mall
 4/4 Votes

##### Winners (Snark Tank 2)

Judges consisted of **Car Scientist**, Larry T Crowbar, Amanda Stone, and James J Duncan.

 Spaceship Simulator/DMR
 4/4 Votes / 4/4 Votes

#### Snark Tank 3

Snark Tank 3 was moved to Sector E, Biolab 2 (rp\_pbmrp\_v5a). The set consists of the pitch room, the spectator room (below) and the hallways leading to each part. The pitch room has a single file line towards the door. Snark Tank 3 was held on January 28th, 2023. It was deemed a complete success.

The judges consisted of **Car Scientist**, Little Jimmy, Smith Cheems, and Joe Bobson

The server crashed during Snark Tank 3, prompting Car Scientist to put out a arrest warrant on Dr. Meepstick so he could give him $10000 dollars.

Snark Tank 3 recieved its own advertisement set.

##### Winners (Snark Tank 3)

 Litebuddy
 4/4 Votes

***Watch Snark Tank 3***

### Car Scientists 150th

Car Scientists 150th birthday party was held on 06-28-2003 in the Materials Bay, $100000 dollars were raised in support of car science and Car Scientist received his own Vortigaunt slave from John Wiskon.

After the party, Car Scientist teamed up with a Joul Newman to steal the Red and Blu intelligence from Tobias Diebelovsky, they were successful and sold the briefcases for $20000 dollars.

### The Rosenwar

One day, the gods spacially locked Car Scientist infront of the Sector B entrance, where Car Scientist was effectively immortal. After he was let go, the gods pulled him aside to set him on a mission, this missions contents is unknown but he was abandoned. After this, Car Scientist went god-hunting to ask a question "Why?". Eventually he tracked down Rosenberg as one of the gods, where he was given his answer.

Turns out, the gods are dicks. So Car Scientist waged a war on them and created a resistance movement. Rosenberg began The Cult Of Rosenberg, and appointed Virga Greene as the head. They brought a robot army from an alternate dimension, but it was no match for CS-000. After the army was defeated and the cultists were subdued, Car Scientist invented a machine that would kill them. The machine used "the very lighting the gods used to kill them". The Resistance defeated Rosenberg and the facility went back to normal. So yes, Car Science is better than god.

### Car Scientist Destroys the Universe

In Car Scientists never-ending endeavour into making Car Science more popular, he created the Car-Matter Reactor, which would pull dark matter from other realities and turn it into Car Matter, which would be used to fuel the Car Science Machine

This went terribly wrong, and created a black hole which killed everyone in the room except for a few who managed to escape, the Black Ops were called in to cover-up the mess, but they failed and the Black Hole sucked everyone up into a time vortex, leading to an older Black Mesa (rp\_pbmrp\_v2)

## Propaganda

### Posters

Car Scientist has an ongoing series of propaganda posters promoting Car Science, only the first four of these posters are actively used and can be found sprinkled around the facility.

#### Propaganda

THIS IS WHAT CAR SCIENCE GETS YOU!!!TRAFFIC KILLING YOU?KNOW THE RISKSPREMIERES 2313(Retired) STOP, I'M WITH THE SCIENCEPEDE!!!
#### Others

VOTE CAR SCIENTISTREST IN PISS, GRANDPACar Scientist looking for Meepstick, as he did not pick up his prize for Snark Tank 3. (THE WRONG MODEL WAS USED, OOPS!)
#### Snark Tank 3

Tiny SquareBig Square.Small RectangleBig Rectangle
### Banners

Car Scientist places 2 text banners in the facility. One is located at the mediashare television in Dormitories and the other is placed underneath the Black Mesa Research Facility text in Entrance One.

## Car Science Vehicles

### Description

Car Scientists vehicles are horrific experiments dedicated to turning living organisms into functioning vehicles, its is unknown if the conversion is painful or leaves the organism in a conscious state.

It is unknown how Car Scientist carries his vehicles around, some theories suggest his pockets are bigger on the inside, others say they are an extension of him, a popular theory is that he has a gun which spontaneously creates things.

Previously, Car Science Vehicles used to use Garrys Mod Thrusters, bound to buttons on the numpad, resulting in Car Scientist having complete control of each vehicle, wherever it may be. So far, most Car Science vehicles have been converted to Wiremod, excluding; 001, 002, 004, 006, 007, and 008. Efforts will be made to convert the rest. Wiremod provides several benefits; drivable by everyone (driver seat), convience during construction (remembering thruster buttons are a pain), Advanced Duplicator 2 dupes are missing no data.

### Vehicles

#### Kleiner Car (CS-000)

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Debuting in August of 2002, Kleiner Car was the beginning of Car Scientists long line of creations. The initial model was very clunky and suffered many problems, such as the constant sway to one side and the controls being too aggressive.

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The second model, created in May of 2003 rectified many of these issues and was truly the beginning of Car Scientists career.

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Kleiner Car was used in one of Car Scientists infamous propaganda posters, with the caption being:                                "We should defund Car Science" -Doctor Isaac Kleiner
KNOW THE RISKS

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#### Eli-cycle (CS-001)

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The second vehicle created by Car Scientist, the Eli-cycle was created in May of 2022. It is slow and inconvenient to drive around the facility, unlike most of the vehicles.

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Eli-cycle was created in order to test out the effects of attaching wheels to flesh. The Eli-cycle was a very successful test which lead to more wheel-based car science vehicles

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The Eli-cycle was featured in one of car Scientists propaganda posters with the caption being:
"This is what Car Science gets you!" -Car Scientist, 2003
DONT DEFUND CAR SCIENCE

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#### The Creature (CS-002)

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The Creature was created as a test to sustain a vehicle without a pre-existing organism. The organism was grown out of mixed DNA from several other employees of Black Mesa along with Xenian Houndeye DNA and various office items. The Creature has a very disgusting layer of skin on the outside and it had  smelt terrible

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The Creature was a failure and a test like this would never be done anywhere, anywhen, ever, ever again.

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The Creature was disposed of in the acid pits of the Materials Bay.

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#### Hoverguard (CS-003)

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The Hoverguard was an experiment testing both upwards postures for driving Car Science vehicles and balancing for Car Science vehicles. The original identity of the hoverguard, despite being employed at the research facility, is unknown. Its original purpose was to piss off Randy Roberts.

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The Hoverguard is actively used by some of the security force.

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The Hoverguard was used in one of Car Scientists propaganda posters, the caption being:
Traffic killing you?
FUND CAR SCIENCE!!!

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#### Sciencepede (CS-004)

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Sciencepede is an organism originally meant to be a vehicle, however due to its structure like the Human Centipede, all 4 brains of Sciencepede conjoined and the organism gained sentience and wreaked havoc, the Sciencepede travelled across New Mexico and escaped into a forest, every re-containment procedure resulted terribly. There will never be another vehicle with more than 1 brain ever again.

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The 4 humans making up the Sciencepede are unknown, they consist of 2 male researchers, 1 male security guard, and 1 female researcher. The image attached is the last image of it taken.

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The Sciencepede was featured in Car Scientists propaganada, with the caption: "Stop! I'm with the Sciencepede!"

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#### Adminismobile (CS-005)

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After attempting to defund Car Science despite the various warnings on the propaganda, former administrator ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ was converted into a quadcycle with wheels implanted on his hands and feet by Car Scientist, this was done as yet another demonstration to anyone who attempted to defund him.

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Car Scientist takes the former administrator off-roading for fun, despite Car Scientist never being interested in the activity

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No one has ever attempted to defund Car Science again.

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#### Gordon Horsedon (CS-006)

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After Gordon Freeman slept with Car Scientists wife, Car Scientist "wrangled" Gordon Freeman and converted him into a hovercraft much like Kleiner Car. However, Car Scientist gave Gordon Freeman permanent laxatives in order to give Gordon "fart acceleration".

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Car Scientist divorced his wife after discovering about this and the many other affairs his wife had.

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Gordon can also be used as a Jetski.

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#### Government-Cycle (CS-007)

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After attempting to defund the whole Black Mesa Research Facility after an accident in Sector F, there was a manhunt across New Mexico to find him, many people sought to use him in their experiments, but unfortunately for him, Car Scientist found him first.

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The Government Worker used in the unicycle was working for the I.R.S, he found the embezzlement papers before the accident in Sector F.

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Despite it having two wheels, Car Scientist insists on classifying it as a unicycle and calling it the "Government Cycle"

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#### Modulus (CS-008)

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The Modulus was an experiment testing if it was possible to swap out the organism which was turned into a car, it was very successful, however it lacked what really makes Car Science vehicles the horrific monsters they are.

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This is the first and only time a proper chair and steering wheel were inputted onto a Car Science vehicle

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This is the only instance of an organism being fully conscious and in no pain during its vehicle form.

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#### Grandpa (CS-009)

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Grandpa "Grandpa" Scientist was the awful grandfather of Car Scientist, out of anger he dug him up from the grave and attached him to a remote control wheelchair similar to Doctor Keller's, there was a funeral held for him shortly after the wheelchair broke.

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Grandpa was rigged up to flail his hands at anyone he came across, his wheelchair broke after interrupting a Sector B Debrief.

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Grandpa's remains were turned into a bicycle by Little Jimmy because Grandpa hated bicycles, he was also buried in the desert because he loved water.

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#### Hound-Eyes (CS-010)

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The Hound-eyes were created as an attempt to explore Xen further through a remote controlled device. The rover itself worked great but upon Xen entry would blow up. These tests were very costly due to the need of a Houndeye specimen to convert into a vehicle every time.

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There are still attempts being made to salvage the design of the Hound-eyes in hopes of widening our view on Xen

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The Hound-eyes were feature rich with a lamp, an elevate button, and a realtime camera feed. However, the controls were very difficult to get used to.

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#### Segwayguard (CS-011)

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The Segwayguard was created in an attempted to broaden the range of transport methods for the Security Force, the Segwayguard was equipped with sirens in the vocal chords and extremely fast wheels in order to catch the worst of criminals

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The Segwayguard is by far the best vehicle to come out of the Car Science Garage.

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The handles for the Segwayguard come out of the ears, which makes it easier to aim the head the the direction you want.

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#### Magnussonmobile (CS-012)

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The Magnussonmobile was an experiment to see if it was possible to have an organism run on all fours for the method of transport, this was a hard feat to achieve but after several tests and adjustments, Arne Magnusson was turned into the Magnussonmobile.

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Magnusson was picked for this vehicle because he had scolded Car Scientist for the ethics and brutality of Car Science, however, he had not heeded the many warnings left on the Car Science propaganda.

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It is likely that Magnusson is alive in some form due to the mental capacity it takes to run like a dog.

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#### Rosenball (CS-013)

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The Rosenball was further development of using the organism as movement mode like the Magnussonmobile.

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Rosenberg was picked for this vehicle because there weren't many canon characters to turn into vehicles left.

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This is the only Car Science vehicle where the clone was used for the vehicle instead of the original, this is because Car Scientist claims; "Rosenberg doesn't suck".

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#### Kinect (CS-014)

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By using a new power called "Reality", Car Scientist could beam a version of himself into the Black Mesa Research Facility using a custom built walker. This meant Car Scientist could move like a real person.

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Car Scientists iconic hat is unseen in this picture due to an oversight with Car S's PAC3.

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A side effect of tampering with "Reality", created a Haunted Breen who would T-Pose till provoked. The sightings of Haunted Breen are from all over the place.

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#### **Runner (CS-015)**

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The Runner is a continuation of the all natural vehicles like the Magnussonmobile and the Rosenball. This is a breakthrough as the car can stand on its on two feet.

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A generic Half-Life Scientist model was used instead of one of the Black Mesa Source models. This is because Car Scientist wants more variety.

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This is incredibly fuckin hard to drive, you can barely go in a straight line.

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## Gallery

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