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Hadezukin

> "*Jakan Yellow, TentoRaiger! (「ジャカンイエロー、テントライジャ！」, *Jakan Ierō, Tentoraijā!*)*"
> ― Hadezukin[source]
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**TentoRaiger** (テントライジャー, *Tentoraijā*) is an evil ranger that General Tsu created in homage to the Space Ninja Group Jakanja of *Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger*. In the Delusion World, as Jakan Yellow, she drafts the Gouraigers to aid her in fighting the Akibarangers as the Jakangers. She is destroyed by Akiba Red using the Hurricanegers' Inordinate Power.

## Behind the scenes

### Portrayal

TentoRaiger was voiced by Nao Nagasawa. She is more well known as Nanami Nono of *Hurricaneger*; therefore this role makes her the "female member" for both the Hurricaneger and Gouraiger. Her human form is portrayed by Ami Tomite.

### Notes

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* A female Gouraiger was previously seen in *Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger*, as Ahim de Famille (Gokai Pink) changes into KuwagaRaiger during the Gokaigers' Hurricaneger Gokai Change.
* In *Hexagon*, Amit Bhaumik's original plan for the American adaptation of *Hurricaneger*, which would eventually become *Power Rangers Ninja Storm*, the Thunder Rangers (the Gouraigers' counterparts) were going to have a US-exclusive teammate. She would've been a dark yellow female Ranger to make them mirror the Wind Rangers (the Hurricanegers' counterparts), as Amit did not want to break the tradition of at least two female Rangers per season. This plan was eventually scrapped, and HurricaneBlue's counterpart becomes the only female Ranger on *Ninja Storm*.  It is unknown if the producers of *Akibaranger* knew about *Hexagon* when TentoRaiger was created.
* Hadezukin is the only new Yellow Ranger of 2013: the official Super Sentai of 2013, *Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger*, has no Yellow Ranger and while the *Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger Season 2* universe is different from the universe of Season 1, the Yumeria Moegi of Season 2 is very similar to Season 1's Yumeria in mannerisms and appearance, making her a returning Ranger rather than a new one.

## References

1. ↑ http://amitbhaumik.tumblr.com/post/38658236644/hexagon

**Secondary Rangers**EAGLE agent • Deathdark Yellow • Ginga Yellow • Shadow Yellow Owl • Golem • Previous KirinRanger  Copy KirinRanger • Kazu's grandson • ZokuYellow • NeziYellow • Copy TimeYellow • CopyYellow  Shade GaoYellow • Sargain • Fake HurricaneYellow • Tensaikikku • Mugi • Evil MagiYellow  Evil Bouken Yellow • Water Pollution Minister Kegalesia • Yoko Masako • **Hadezukin**
Let’s Not Forget Snot, Boogers & Ear Wax!

***Let’s Not Forget Snot, Boogers & Ear Wax!*** is the second album by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

The album has 27 tracks and a running time of 47:15. It was released on August 12, 2008, less then four months after the band's first album, *Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee*, due to incredible (and surprising) demand for more poop songs.

CDBaby blurb: "Plenty of songs about poop, puke & pee along with some songs about snots, boogers, ear wax, lice, tape worms and bed bugs."

CDBaby album notes: "They thought they had covered it all on their first album, *Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee*. But there was an overwhelming demand from fans for more songs. The suggestions started coming in fast and furious.

And so The Toilet Bowl Cleaners have returned to the studio and released 27 new songs that celebrate the grossest parts of life.

Sit back and enjoy these odes to bed bugs, snots, lice and smelly feet, among many other disgusting things!"

As only children will easily discern, the album title's first phrase, "Let's Not" can also be read as "Let Snot."

The black-and-white cover art for this album features the same toilet as used on their first album cover. The photo may have been taken at the same exact time, as the plunger and toilet brush appear to be in exactly the same places on the tiles.

Spotify: [1]
CDBaby link: [2]
Amazon: [3]
Apple Music: [4]

## Track listing

1. Picking My Nose 1:34
2. Bloody Nose 1:42
3. Peeing My Pants 1:27
4. Wetting the Bed 1:52
5. Lice (Don't Put Your Head on my Shoulder) 2:00
6. Barfing in my Mouth 1:31
7. Dropping a Deuce 1:27
8. Skid Marks on my Undies 1:58
9. Big Poops Require Multiple Flushes 1:50
10. Overflowing Toilet 1:41
11. I Wiped My Bum Too Much 2:18
12. The Puke Song 1:50
13. Corn in my Poop 1:56
14. Puking on a Pretty Girl 1:24
15. Bed Bugs 1:26
16. Snots 2:09
17. Booger Collection 1:40
18. Runny Nose 2:01
19. Ear Wax Smells Good 1:47
20. Clogged Up Toilet 2:03
21. Smelly Armpits 1:52
22. Wet Farts 1:35
23. Hemorrhoids 1:47
24. Silent But Deadly Farts 1:41
25. Gotta Poop (& I'm With a Pretty Girl) 1:34
26. My Tape Worm Stanley 1:36
27. Smelly Feet 1:23
Danvers, Massachusetts

**Danvers, Massachusetts** is where Matt Farley lives.

Farley grew up nearby Danvers, in Peabody. He moved to Danvers the early 2010s and currently resides there. Danvers is a suburb of Boston, Massachusetts, in the northeastern part of the United States. The northern suburbs of Boston are also called the North Shore. Prior to Danvers, Farley lived for a number of years in Manchester, New Hampshire, which is about an hour's drive north.

Danvers is where the annual Motern Extravaganza was held in 2017-19 as well as the Danvers residency shows. Many of Farley's songs have included references to the area where Farley grew up.

In the 1690s, the Salem Witch Trials occured in Danvers (then called Salem Village) and Salem. This area was split into multiple cities in Essex County - Beverly, Salem, Lynn, Danvers, and others. Farley often mentions Salem as a great place to visit.
Michelle Briand

**Michelle Briand** is an actress in a number of Motern Media/ShockMarathons movies.

Briand is also a radio personality in Boston, and the subject of the song "Michelle Briand" which appears on the Papa Razzi and the Photogs's first album *Dream Girls* (2007).

She was a guest on MMIP #55 (July 12, 2015).

## Filmography

* *Metal Detector Maniac* (2021) as P.I. Michelle
* *Motern Media Christmas Special* (2017) as Joyce
* *Slingshot Cops* (2016) as MC Michelle
* *Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012) as Cynthia

## See also

* Michelle Briand on IMDB
* Michelle Briand on WUMB
* Michelle Briand on Twitter
The Best of Motern Media

***The Best of Motern Media*** is a 2014 compilation officially curated by Matt Farley and features 49 novelty songs and 1 No Jokes song ("River of Love" from 2014's *Mature Love Songs*) from his most prominent artists of that era like Papa Razzi and the Photogs, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners, The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan, and many others. It is often a merchandise item at Motern Media concerts.
The Kansas City Sports Band

**The Kansas City Sports Band** is a sports band by Matt Farley.

The band has released one album, called *Royals Chief KC Oh Yeah!* in 2015. It has 33 tracks (47:15), and has a Spotify release date of August 4, 2015. Track 1 is "The Jason Avant Song (Chief Version!)" which a re-done version of the most popular song of the The Philadelphia Sports Band.

The album is discussed on MMIP #64 (August 19, 2015).

The band has also released one single in 2018 titled "Jakob Junis: A Very Super Talented Baseball Man", which was released shortly after one of the Royals publicly asked when the band would have a song about Junis. (ADD REFERENCE TO MMIP EPISODE ON THIS?)
The Ganza

***The Ganza*** is the tenth live album by The Motern Manly Band, which was recorded at "The Ganza" held at the Peabody Marriott in Massachusetts on Saturday, January 14, 2023. It was the second night of the band's two-night "North Shore Tour".

## Track listing

1. Charles Darwin, Good Scientist Guy (Live) 02:06
2. Poop in My Fingernails (Live) 01:57
3. Break It! (Live) 02:39
4. Pickle Sandwich (Live) 02:05
5. When the Beat Gets Settled (Live) 03:55
6. Have You Seen Dooma Blooma? (Live) 02:58
7. Postcards and Memories (Live) 02:17
8. Mac and Cheese (Live) 02:17
9. I Tell You What (Live) 04:30
10. Timothee Chalamet (Live) 02:06
11. Believe in the Power of the Mothman (Live) 02:40
12. (Icing On) Your Wedding Cake [Live] 02:18
13. Marco Polo, Punch in the Face (Live) 02:41
14. Highlighter (Live) 02:10
15. Turtlehead Poop (Live) 02:41
16. Bleach Bleach Bleach Bleach (Live) 02:53
17. It's Ok to Break the Law If You Have Good Intentions (Live) 03:40
18. Shorts Too High (Live) 02:48
19. This Is the Sweet Spot (Live) 02:40
20. Fake News (Live) 02:38
21. Poop Clouds (Live) 01:31
22. Sweetheart Deal (Live) 03:08
23. Get Away Our Way (Live) 04:16
24. Heard She Got Married (Live) 03:34
25. Listening to a Boring Story (Live) 03:08
26. Going to Prison! (Live) 02:24
27. The Golf Cart Song (Live) 02:42
28. Loitering Law (Live) 03:16
29. Motor Boat Song (Live) 03:04
30. I Forgot What I Was Gonna Say (Live) 02:12
31. Snakeyboy (Live)01:26
32. Be Young with Me (Live)01:52
33. Gotta Poop Puke and Pee Simultaneously (Live) 02:20
34. Used to Be a Pizza Hut (Live) 01:49
35. Summer Job at Christie's (Live) 03:14
36. The Exterminator Song (Live) 02:02
37. Poop into a Wormhole 2 (Live) 01:53
38. Bristol Stool Chart (Live) 02:02
39. Orbit (Live) 03:55
40. I Am the King of Late Night (Live) 02:48
41. Everybody Has a Butt (Live) 03:21
42. Last Poop of the Night (Live) 03:13
43. Never Stop Being Amazed by Life (Live) 02:08
44. Jimmy Love's (Live) 02:51
Have You Seen Dooma Blooma

"IHave You Seen Dooma Blooma? is the opening track on *Basement Reunion* (2014) by Projection From The Side.

## Lyrics

Have You see Dooma Blooma?

Bulldog says he’s looking like a scary superman

Have you seen Dooma Blooma?

He’s running down the hallway just as fast as he can

Looking for the last walkie talkie. Looking for the last walkie talkie yeah

Looking for the last walkie talkie. Looking for the last walkie talkie yeah

Have you seen Dooma Blooma?

He’s preaching to the kids about who you should date

Have you seen Dooma Blooma?

He says that we should know what we want in a mate

I want a girl who’s fearless I want a girl who’s fearless

I want a girl who’s fearless I want a girl who’s fearless

I want a girl who’s fearless I want a girl who’s fearless

I want a girl who’s fearless I want a girl who’s fearless, yes

Have You see Dooma Blooma?

Bulldog says he’s looking like a scary superman

Have you seen Dooma Blooma?

He’s running down the hallway just as fast as he can

I want a girl who’s fearless I want a girl who’s fearless

I want a girl who’s fearless I want a girl who’s fearless, yes
C.J. Hebert

**C.J. Hebert** is an actor who appears in Motern Media/ShockMarathons movies going back to some of their earlier productions. He usually appears in smaller roles.

## Filmography

* *Boston Johnny* (2023) as Citizen[1]
* *Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012) as Gentleman in Window
* *Freaky Farley* (2007) as CJ the DJ, WMOR AM
* *Druid Gladiator Clone* (2003) as Concerned Father
* *Sammy: The Tale of a Teddy and a Terrible Tunnel* (2002) as Concerned Father
* *Adventures in Cruben Country* (2002) as Radio Station D.J.
Songs About Holidays and Other Things

***Songs About Holidays and Other Things*** is the second and final album by The Spoiled Chefs. It features Kevin McGee on vocals. The album cover is a picture of McGee in a baseball cap. The album has 15 tracks.

Track 1, "Happy Labor Day!" is probably the best known track on the album (and the most streamed song from this artist on Spotify as of October 2020), and also appears on the current "Official Motern Media Playlist" on Spotify. The final track, "Who Put Coffee in My Mountain Dew? (Live in Wisconsin)" has Farley singing, and is from a live performance of Moes Haven at a coffeehouse in 2004. McGee and Farley have performed together themselves, playing "Who Put Coffee in My Mountain Dew?" and "Happy Labor Day!".

Track 13, "The A.L.C.S. Song" is a Farley solo piano ballad about the 2004 American League Championship Series (American baseball, October 12-20, 2004) between the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees, which the Sox won four games to three, after losing the first three games, the first time an American baseball team has come back from a 3-0 deficit to win a seven game series. This song also appears on *Dislocated Songs* by Moes Haven under the title "ALCS 2004 (Red Sox v Yankees)". It is the earliest sports-related song released online by Farley and clearly a forerunner to his prolific sports bands. On MMIP #37 "Early Moes Haven" (March 22, 2015), Farley discusses this song, and says he wrote it the day after Game 7 of the series (which would be October 21, 2004), and a local radio station played it, the first radio play he ever received. Track 11, "Baby Pirate", also appears on *Dislocated Songs* by Moes Haven.

CDBaby and Allmusic.com reflect that the album was released in 2004, although Spotify lists a release date of January 26, 2005, and Amazon lists February 1, 2005. Due to the story related in "The A.L.C.S. Song", the album could not have been completed before late October 2004.

CDBaby blurb: "Only The Spoiled Chefs are bold enough to write songs about such holidays as Labor Day, Election Day, and Arbor Day. And only The Spoiled Chefs are talented enough to make an album of unusual holiday songs sound this great."
The Big Heist

**The Big Heist** is Matt Farley's current full band, including Tom Scalzo, Chris Peterson, and Doug Brennan. The band's debut was the triple-album *MO75* released in 2018, followed by *Tightrope* in 2020, and five albums collectively known as The Fifty in 2023.

## MO75

Their absurdly ambitious initial release was the triple album *MO75* Volumes 1-3, which was released in the second half of 2018.

The Big Heist has received some airplay on independent radio stations including River 92.5 FM in Boston.

The "MO75" name came to Matt Farley when he saw a "SLOW" sign upside down on the road. The triple-album is broad concept album about parties in the woods, and the album cover features the band members standing in the woods in Massachusetts.

## Tightrope

The Big Heist planned to release another album in 2019, tentatively about 6 songs in length, with each member of the band contributing four songs. Farley's original plan for the album *I Forgot What I Was Gonna Say* (Matt Motern Manly Man, 2019) was to offer the best songs he wrote to The Big Heist, but he decided what he was writing didn't match the style of this band.

Then, later in 2019, Brennan McFarley released a six-song album, and Farley took nine songs that Froggy didn't use for the debut album from Caniko Tucci.

After all that, the band finally came together in 2020 to record their sophomore effort.

## Discography

* *MO75, Vol. 1* (2018) (released September 29, 2018)
* *MO75, Vol. 2* (2018) (released November 11, 2018)
* *MO75, Vol. 3* (2018) (released December 19, 2018)
* *Tightrope* (2020) (released April 1, 2020)
* *Perfect Crime* (15 May 2023) (first album of The Fifty)
* *Old Route One* (22 May 2023) (second)
* *This Ain't Mardi Gras* (29 May 2023) (third)
* *Sirens* (3 June 2023) (fourth)
* *Roller Rink* (10 June 2023) (fifth and last album of The Fifty)

Moes Haven • **The Big Heist** • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page

## References

<references>

1. ↑ The Doco is here! (With Pete), MMIP (April 16, 2018
Ricky Mapleton

**Ricky Mapleton** (formerly known as **Millhouse G.**) is a comedian and actor who appears in a number of Motern Media/ShockMarathons movies. He has multiple aliases.

Farley has known Ricky since 2006. Millhouse has been a podcast guest on The Motern Media Infomercial Podcast, episodes #21 (December 28, 2014), #57 (July 20, 2015), and #114 (August 10, 2016). He has also done his own podcast with Cole Riel called Silly Road. He has also released music, Farley has guested on some of it.

## Filmography

* *Heard She Got Murdered* (2023) as Kimball
* *Heard She Got Married* (2021) as Kimball
* *Motern Media Christmas Special* (2017)
* *Slingshot Cops* (2016) as Eugene
* *Local Legends* (2013) as Millhouse/Comedy show promoter
* *Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012)
* *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas* (2009) as Mr. Ed Quirk

## See also

* Millhouse G AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit (July 2012)

## Songs about Ricky (using the name Millhouse G.)

* "Millhouse G, I Love Your Music and Comedy!" by The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan on *Unexpected Songs of Joy, and Celebrations of Music Stars* (2011)
* "Millhouse G, I Love Your Comedy. You Are Great!" by Papa Razzi and the Photogs on *Songs About Comedians: Comedy People Are Interesting and Funny* (2011)
Live video performances

**Live video performances** of Matt Farley bands available online.

See also Live performances.

* MoternMedia youtube page (various performances)

* Motern Extravaganza rehearsal March 4, 2018: [1]
* Motern Extravaganza rehearsal March 3, 2018: [2]
* Motern Extravaganza 1, "And I Think of You" by Moes Haven: [3]
* No Jokes basement performance Sept. 20, 2016 [4]

* Matt Farley plays "Why Can't we All Just Get Along (the Poet/Comic War)" live in Manchester NH in 2007 [5]

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page
Motern Media Song Search

The **Motern Media Song Search** is a tool created by Matt Farley fan Michael Herchenroder in 2019 that allows one to search all 20,000+ Motern Media song titles.

* Motern Media Song Search

Herchenroder is also, as of November 2019, methodically listening to every Matt Farley song and recording his observations.

* The Guy Who Sings About Everything. As of November 22, 2019, he has listened to 50.19% of all songs.
Canadian Fisheries

**"Canadian Fisheries"** is the opening track on Moes Haven's album *May: I Buy You A Sandwich?*. It also appears on the compilation album *Victory is Ours! (For Now)*.

The song features Matt Farley on vocals and Tom Scalzo on acoustic guitar, and both making "harbor" noises at the start and end.

On MMIP #101 (May 4, 2016), Farley explains the song is sort of poking fun at a Tangled Up in Blue style Bob Dylan blues epic, which can have ridiculous lyrics. It also reflects an imaginary theme that crab running is illegal. A "fin" means a five dollar bill.

## Lyrics

Oh Quinny, here come the boats.

Some people see themselves as lonely and absurd

Some people think they’re loved, or unsheathed like a sword

But I think I’m stuck in heaven, and I think I’m stuck between

The sunnyside of the street and an Afghanistani's dream

Some things, they fit for sure, but they don’t always do

He sold out and hit the road, screaming out, “How do you do?”

She folded up her napkin and he smiled her out the door

He wasn’t much a gambler, she didn’t know the score

It’s tough telling stories when you ain’t got no home

It’s tough telling lies when you ain’t got no foam

Sometimes life doesn't teach us anything we need

Spend our days in the alleyways, trying to get some feed

It was late in the evening with the window open wide

The winter cold was seeping in and he’d lost all his pride

She was dancing around his head like a crazy leprechaun

Telling him all the time that what he’d done was wrong

Ten years back, he’d hit the road with nothing but a fin

Got a job running crabs for a fella he named Quin

To Canada and back, ten dollars was his pay

He doubled his life savings in just one stinkin' day

It wasn’t much a life, but then she came along

They got married about three months after that

The boats are leaving again Quin

Same time every day

(Tom: I love the sound of the ocean)
Prolific Motern artists

Motern Media artists with very high song counts:

Last updated January 9, 2024:

1. The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee: 3,366 songs
2. The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities and Towns: 3,271 songs
3. Papa Razzi and the Photogs: 2,644 songs
4. The Guy Who Sings Your Name Over and Over: 1,714 songs, 1700 over 17 albums plus 14 custom songs names (but a Single song band)
5. The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan: 1,067 songs
6. The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man: 977 songs
7. Moes Haven 624 (online) songs

## Spotify listener counts

* Papa Razzi and the Photogs: 107.1K (January 8, 2024); 175,476 (April 27, 2023); 160, 278 (April 18, 2023); 13,233 (October 18, 2022)
* The Toilet Bowl Cleaners: 139.8K (January 8, 2024); 147,132 (April 18, 2023); 113,635 (October 18, 2022); 118,012 (December 6, 2021); 113,398 (August 24, 2021); 97,963 (April 20, 2020) [1]; 85,352 (December 31, 2019)[2]; 11,712 (March 22, 2017)[3]
* The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee: 113.7K (January 8, 2024); 97,263 (April 18, 2023); 67,392 (October 18, 2022); 48,354 (December 6, 2021); 39,341 (August 24, 2021); 50,145 (April 7, 2021)[4]; 17,837 (February 9, 2021)[5]; 13,840 (July 16, 2020)[6]; 9,933 (December 25, 2019)[7]; 3,505 (March 21, 2017) [8]
* The Guy Who Sings Your Name Over and Over: 36.3K (January 9, 2024); 33,169 (April 18, 2023); 30,285 (October 18, 2022); 19,229 (December 6, 2021); 14,209 (August 24, 2021)
* The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities and Towns: 20.2K (January 8, 2024); 11,770 (April 18, 2023); 11,130 (December 6, 2021); 6,430 (August 24, 2021); 3,862 (April 20, 2020)[9]
* The Paranormal Song Warrior: 3,974 (January 8, 2024); 6,517 (April 18, 2023)
The Los Angeles Sports Band

**The Los Angeles Sports Band** is one of Matt Farley's many sports bands. It released its first album in 2008. The band represents the third geographical area that Farley started a sports band about, after a few of his Boston/New England bands, and The Singing Texas Sports Fan.

The band has released three albums between 2008 and 2012. The album titles are simply a list of the four main LA-area sports teams, with the order changed for every album. If the band continues on this track, it could release 24 total albums with all the different order combinations before running out of options.

*Deadspin* wrote about Farley's sports bands in 2014, calling their music "a sonic trainwreck" but still "hilarious."

## Discography

 2010
 2012

## References

<references>

1. ↑ Kevin Draper. This One Guy Has Written Hundreds Of Awful Songs About Sports, *Deadspin* (November 15, 2014)
It's OK if you Poop/Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad.

**"It's OK if you Poop/Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad."** is the twenty-first track on the Papa Razzi and the Photogs album *Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares his Worldview, And Offers Advice*, released in 2011.

Although this song has long been one of the more-listened-to tracks on this album, in 2023 streams of the song increased significantly on Spotify, and it quickly exceeded over one million streams. As of January 2024, the song has over 2.5 million streams on Spotify.

## Lyrics

If you poop your pants

Or you pee your pants sometime

Don't feel bad about it

If you poop your pants or pee your pants

It's no big deal

Don't be embarrassed

Sometimes you're not able to be able to go the bathroom

And you end up pooping your pants

Or peeing your pants

Or something like that

Its no big deal if you poop your pants

Or you pee your pants sometime

It happens to everybody

Its nothing to be terribly embarrassed about

Poopin your pants is just a part of your life

Whether you're a little kid or you're all grown up

Don't feel bad, don't feel bad

If you poop your pants or you pee your pants sometime

If you find you're doing it like a couple times every week

You should buy yourself some diapers

And then you can just go whenever you want to

Oh oh, don't feel bad if you poop your pants

Or you pee your pants sometimes

Don't feel so bad about it

If you poop your pants
Druid Gladiator Clone

***Druid Gladiator Clone*** is a 2003 low-budget comedy-horror movie directed by Matt Farley and produced by Farley and Charles Roxburgh. It is the third of the Motern Media/ShockMarathons Druid saga movies.

It is available to rent or buy on Vimeo.

When first released in 2003, it was screened at the New Hampshire Film Expo in 2003, as well as MicroCineFest 2003 in Baltimore.

It was first officially released online to Youtube in 2015 (no longer available there as of mid-2021). In February 2020 it was included as a special bonus feature to the Blu-Ray release of *Local Legends*. In 2021, it was made available to buy or rent on Vimeo.

## Plot

Official ShockMarathons plot:
"The Druids are back, wreaking havoc on the town of Thomasville in the exciting comedy movie, *Druid Gladiator Clone*. In this installment, Matt has been resurrected and imbued with magic powers by the evil Druid warlord/businessman, Kevin. Will Matt carry out
Kevin's evil schemes? Or will some sense of morality return to our powerful hero?

## Background

"Druid Gladiator Clone" is Part VI in the Farley/Roxburgh Druid saga. A photo of the beast from *Sammy* appears on Kevin McGee's office wall in the movie. The implication of this is that the beast was McGee's last gladiator

## Cast

* Matt Farley as Farley
* Kevin McGee as Kevin McGee
* Melanie Chayer as Melanie ("Mel") Chayer
* Brianna Henderson at Bri
* Kyle Kochan as The Hobo; and Mush-Face Gladiator (uncredited)
* Charles Roxburgh as Charles Roxburgh
* Tom Scalzo as Johnson
* Erin McHugh as Erin (Druid Gladiator's Friend)
* C.J. Hebert as Concerned Father
* Colin Hebert as Curious Youngster
* Terrence Haddad as Druid Warlord Haddad
* Greg Kochan as Sword Gladiator
* Elise Favreau as Her Brother Is Trapped Under A Car
* Max McGee as Soccer Playing Youngster
* Jim and Rachel Farley as They Call Him The Sandman
* Jay Basford as Skater
* Doug Brennan as Spring Cleaning/Garbage Day
* Kevin Farley as Zapping Victim
* Valerie Farley as Zapping Victim
* Amy Jodoin as Zapping Victim
* Chris Sleison as Zapping Victim
* B. Dan Speake, Narration
* Matt Sova as runner with bad toe

## Reviews

* Matt Farley’s Druid Trilogy, SwampFlix (August 18, 2018)
* Episode 164 - Druid Gladiator Clone/Slingshot Cops, The After Movie Diner (August 6, 2015)
* BeyondHollywood.com, November 24, 2005, review by Andrew MacKenzie

## External links

* Druid Gladiator Clone on IMDB
* Rent or buy on Vimeo

## References

<references>

1. ↑ 2003 Accepted Films, New Hampshire Film Festival
2. ↑ MicroCineFest 2003 wraps, award winners announced., MicroCineFest.org
3. ↑ Kaltenbach, Chris. Best Bets, *Baltimore Sun* (October 16, 2003) ("Among the offerings running at the G-Spot through Sunday are Druid Gladiator Clone (6 p.m. today), about an evil druid's attempts to create a dangerous new superhero")
Poop in My Fingernails

**Poop in My Fingernails** is the thirteenth track on *You Thought We Ran Out of Poop Song Ideas. You Were Wrong* (2013) by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

## Background

The song is one of the most popular compositions of the band, no doubt due to its punchy and catchy music, and most definitely its witty lyrics. It has 3.25 million streams on Spotify as of October 2022. But the song took some time to grow in popularity. It reached 200,000 streams in October 2017[1], more than four years after its released. But its popularity then increased, and it hit three million Spotify streams in June 2022.[2])

## Live versions and covers

Live versions of the song appear on *Extravaganza V* (2021), *Motern Extravaganza VI* (2022), and *The Centennial Ganza* (2022) (with a slow guitar/vocal introduction).

In the 2016 Motern Media Cover Song Challenge, Sunny Ebsary performs a cover of this song. (See MMIP #116 at 11:15)

In April 2020, Urban Bossa Club released a cover of the song.

The song "Windsor, Ontario, Canada Song" by The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities and Towns on *These Songs Are About Canada Places* (2013) uses the same musical track as "Poop in My Fingernails".

## In Media

In April 2022, former NFL player A.J. Hawk referenced hearing the song from his kids, mis-attributing it "The Toilet Seat Boys".[3] The band quickly released an album called *The Toilet Seat Boys* soon after.

## Trivia

The song "Fingernails in My Poop", which switches up the title and topic, appears on *Never Gonna Flush Again* (2014).

## Lyrics

You know, I wipe really hard

And my toilet paper’s weak

Sometimes I break right through

And my fingernail is rubbing up against my poopy butt cheek

And I’m completely unaware

Of what’s going on down there

Until I pull my finger out of my butt, and I stare at

Poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails

Poop poop poop in my fingernails

Poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails

Poop in my fingernails

When the toilet paper breaks, there’s nothing left standing in between

Poop and your fingernails

And you’re never truly gonna get it completely clean

Poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails,

every time I try to clean it up I fail

Never ever ever ever gonna win

Cause the fecal matter’s hiding deep where the nail meets the skin

In my fingernails, poop in my fingernails

Tried a clipper, tried a brush

Scrub a dub, scrub a dub dub

But you’re only gonna get so much

When the toilet paper breaks there’s nothing left standing in between

Poop and your fingernails

And you’re never truly gonna get it completely clean

If you want the cleanliness

Of your fingernails to improve

Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they’ll remove

Every one of your fingernails

I know I know it might seem extreme

But I’m telling you that’s the only way

That they’re ever gonna be completely clean
Obtuse Todd

**Obtuse Todd** (2005, 91 min.) is a film written and directed by Matt Farley and produced by Charles Roxburgh and Farley. It stars Farley, Kevin McGee, Tom Scalzo, Brianna Henderson, and Megan Murphy. It is a complete departure from the four Druid saga movies which preceded it.

## Background

The movie was very difficult to find for many years until it was made a secret bonus feature on the 2020 Bluray release of *Local Legends*

ACCESS: To access the film on the blu-ray go to the second page of the blu-ray menu, and click to the right from "BACK" , which will light up the artwork, and select the artwork.

The film itself indicates a 2004 copyright date in the credits, and on the original DVD covers. The film was reviewed by *DVD Talk* in late 2005, and they credit the DVD (which was released on filmbaby.com) with a release date of August 1, 2005. IMDB credits the film with a release date of May 3, 2006 ("Comcast NW Independent's Day"). It may have been submitted to a film festival (in which one of the movie's actors was involved), but it was rejected.

When GoldNinjaVideo was preparing to release *Local Legends* on Blu-Ray, they asked Farley and Roxburgh about the mysterious *Obtuse Todd*, which had the barest of references on IMDB but almost no other online information. They agreed to allow it to be released as a bonus feature.

The movie features many of the songs of The Spoiled Chefs, including Picnic.

The film intentionally mimics the style of relationship driven offbeat independent art house films of this time.

## Plot

Todd Harding (Farley) pines for his co-worker Gwen (Megan Murphy), but can't get up the nerve to share his true feelings with her. A teen girl starts calling Todd, which incenses her father Chuck Wheeler (Kevin McGee) when he finds out.

Wheeler shows at Todd's apartment to stop him from contacting his daughter, but upon hearing some of his music, they start a collaboration of music making.

The plot continues to go down unexpected paths, including Todd going into a coma.

## Cast

* Matt Farley as Todd Harding
* Kevin McGee as Chuck Wheeler
* Brianna Henderson as Nurse Lene
* Megan Murphy as Gwen
* Elise Favreau as Karen
* Tom Scalzo as Justin
* Dan Speake as Undercover Officer Morton
* Charles Roxburgh as Undercover Office O'Reilly
* Rachel Farley as Gwen's mom (voice only)
* Jim Farley as Apartment Committee Rep (voice only)
* Jon Noble as Buyer, Explains list
* Rick Thornton as Buyer, Short on Cash
* Brett Parker as Buyer, befuddled
* Bill Cote as Buyer, confident
Danvers residency

Matt Farley rented a venue in 2019 to provide free monthly performances in his hometown of Danvers, Massachusetts from July through October 2019.

In September 2019, after three successful dates, Farley announced that the Residency would be extended through September 2020, leading up to the next Motern Extravaganza in October 2020.

## Show dates

* July 20, 2019
* August 10, 2019
* September 21, 2019
* October 26, 2019
* Nov. 9, 2019
* Dec. 28, 2019
* Jan. 18, 2020
* Feb. 29, 2020 (Leap Day Party)

**ALL SHOWS AFTER FEBRUARY 29, 2020 POSTPONED INDEFINITELY DUE TO COVID-19.**

## Songs performed every show

1. "Dig In!"
2. "Don't Cross That Road"
3. "Shut Up Your Monkey"
4. "The Poop Song"
5. "Used to Be a Pizza Hut"
6. "Scarlett Johansson Farts"
7. "Charles Darwin: Good Scientist Guy!"
8. "They Thought I Was a Narc at the Hippie Attic"
9. "Will You Go to the Prom With Me?" (video)
10. "A Song About Keys"
11. "An Ode to Heating Oil"
12. "It's OK to Break The Law If You Have Good Intentions"

#### Songs performed not on usual set

* "I Pooped On Santa's Lap"
* "Plow Guy Hit My Garage"
* "Armpit Farts"
* "Poop Into a Wormhole"
* "Never Stop Being Amazed by Life"

## References

<references>

1. ↑ Tim McCarthy. Danvers ‘Poop Song’ songwriter Matt Farley to host free concert series at Tapley Memorial Hall, *Danvers Herald* (July 11, 2019)
Shorts Too High

**Shorts Too High** is a song by Matt Motern Manly Man on the 2015 album *Joyous Cackle!*.

The song is about Farley hitting a game-winning basketball shot in 8th grade, and then being approached by a cheerleader who tells him his shorts are too high instead of only celebrating his brief shining moment of glory. On MMIP ("Ambush Interview!", Aug. 9, 2018), Farley runs into the cheerleader at a park and she says has no memory of the event (which would have happened over 25 years ago) and does not seem to think it occurred. Farley's dad also seems to lack any distinct memory of the event, but seems to remember that the cheerleader was the type of person who would speak her mind on such matters, while he also espoused the virtues of tucking in your shirt in solidarity with his son. (MMIP #36 Mr. Farley, March 15, 2015).

## Lyrics

I hit the shot in the basketball game at Parochial School when I was in 8th grade

Unguarded down court that’s where I was

four ticks of the clock before the buzzer buzzed

Mike launched the ball to the top of the key

Tom caught it like Laetner, then he passed it to me

And I laid it right in. The crowd stood and cheered

It was the highlight, for sure, of my athletic career

And some later went on about how Mr. Benton

Operating the clock might have stretched out those seconds

If we’d have been away the time might have been short

But we weren’t away, we were at our home court

High fives from my teammates. “Well done,” said the coach.

Then I double-taked as I watched her approach

A lovely cheerleader. Could this really be?

She touched my arm as she whispered to me

“Matt, I think your shorts are pulled up too high

I’m embarrassed for you. And you’re such a nice guy

I’m happy that you made the shot for the win

But you also look dorky with your shirt tucked in

And away she went. The message was sent

I had a Superman moment but she still saw Clark Kent

25 years later, things have turned out alright

I still wear my shorts high with my shirt tucked in tight

Defiantly.

Sorry, cheerleader girl, this is my look

I’m still growing into it.
December

***December*** is the twentieth released album by Moes Haven. It was released on Spotify on January 11, 2007, about 36 days after *November the Tar!*. It has 18 tracks and a runtime of 38:42.

The album concludes with "Moes Haven's Five Year Plan" which contains an elaborate plan for the future of the band, even naming their future album *Stromboli's Alarm Clock*. The album is discussed on MMIP #132.

CDBaby says "Moes Haven recorded an album for each day of December, 2006. These are the best 18 tracks from that experiment." The songs "Let's Open A Deli!" and "Dig In!" appear on the 2007 compilation album *Victory is Ours! (For Now)*. "Dartmouth Girl" and "I Tell My Baby All Kinds of Things" appear on the 2009 compilation *It Takes a Lot of Guts!*.

*December* is considered one of the best albums Matt Farley has ever produced, along with *Keep Being Awesome!**,* and *MO75**.*

Live recordings of "Dig In!" appear on *Live in Danvers! (World Motern Day Extravaganza)* (2017) and *W.M.D.E.2 (Live)* (2018).

## Track listing

*Out With the Old* (2004) • *Dislocated Songs* (2004) • *Svetlana* (2005) • *Someone Else.* (2005) • *Explorations in Madness* (2005) • *Moe's Haven* (2005) • *Sir Paul Made Ram. We Made This.* (2005) • *Down With Memories* (2005) • *January* (2006) • *February: From the Bayou to the Barnyard and Back* (2006) • *March: of the Aliens* (2006) • *April: What A Cruel Month* (2006) • *May: I Buy You A Sandwich?* (2006) • *June* (2006) • *July: In The Sun With Me?* (2006) • *August: of Temporal Inconsistency* (2006) • *September: In Manchvegas* (2006) • *(SH)OC(K)TOBER* (2006) • *November the Tar!* (2006) • ***December*** (2007) • *If Not Us, Who?* (2007) • *This is My Millennium* (2008) • *Stromboli’s Alarm Clock* (2010) • *Metal Detector Maniac* (2022) • *(Several Supreme Beings Told Us To Make This) One Last Album* (2023)
**Compilations**: *Victory is Ours! (For Now)* (2007) • *It Takes a Lot of Guts!* (2009)
**Songs from Deep in the Vault (1996 - 2010)**: *Vol. 1* (2013) • *Vol. 2* (2017) • *Vol. 3* (2017) • *Unheralded Origins of Genius* (2021)
Motern Media

**Motern Media** is the umbrella name for all Matt Farley projects. Moternmedia.com is Farley's official website.

The origin of the word "Motern" is a bit shrouded in mystery. It was connected with a plan Farley had to write an extremely long book that had the word "Motern" in the title.

Farley also has a podcast known as *The Motern Media Informercial Podcast*.

## See also

* Moternmedia.com
* Motern Media on Twitter
* Motern Media on Facebook

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page
Discography

As of 2024, Matt Farley has released over 450 albums (though many have 50-99 tracks in length and would be double or triple albums by a normal artist) by over eighty different acts since 2004. The below discography compiles all of Farley's albums whether solo or with others, and from both novelty and No Jokes genres, from all of his bands and artists.

As of January 2024, this discography lists 466 albums. *(NOTE: Farley's own contains at 4 less than ours, perhaps because he does not count the albums he took down from streaming services in 2019. As of December 29, 2023, Farley's count is 461.**)*

See also: the Moes Haven discography for information about pre-internet and pre-2004 releases by Farley.

For a page that includes pictures, visit Discography/Pictures.

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/MoternMedia/status/1411785356521902080
Boston Johnny

***Boston Johnny*** is a Farley/Roxburgh movie which premiered at the 2023 Motern Extravaganza along with *Heard She Got Murdered* on May 20, 2023. It was released on streaming service Vimeo.com on May 22, 2023.

## Plot

Little was known of the plot before its release. On April 5th, 2023, Matt Farley tweeted this synopsis:

*A local TV pitchman in the Greater Boston Area struggles with public fickleness, a burgeoning romance, and the provenance of his cute little pet doggie, Pippi.*

*As if that’s not enough, he must also go toe-to-toe with his professional rival, Toronto’s Own Will Sloan.*

## Background

Matt Farley first mentioned this movie by name in a tweet on October 25, 2021, as the second planned movie to be released in 2022 (after *Magic Spot*).[1] In December 2021, Farley mentioned that one character in the movie will be named "Toronto's Own Will Sloan".[2] Primary shooting began on June 25, 2022.[3] Farley teased that the movie contains topless shots of himself, a reference to the fact that a number of his earlier movies have shirtless shots of Farley, but none very recently.

A teaser trailer for the movie played at the September 3, 2022 Motern Ganza.[4]

## Cast

* Matt Farley as Boston Johnny
* Kevin McGee as Man of the Woods
* Elizabeth Peterson as Tansy
* Kyle Kochan as Mr. Clambar
* Sharon Scalzo as Daphne Cooper
* Chris Sleison as Sleison
* Theresa Peterson as Dr. Elizabeth Clifton
* Tom Scalzo as "Toronto's Own" Will Sloan[5]
* Jon Cross as Producer Cross
* Chris Peterson as Mr. Mulligan
* Jay Mayo as Ombudsman Mayo
* Pippi as Pippi [6]
* Michelle Briand as Lawyer Michelle
* Phil Kelnhofer as Lawyer Phil
* Phil Cote as Tony
* Miles Grossman as Citizen Miles
* Sandy Grossman as Citizen Sandy
* Dan Speake as Citizen Dan
* Jon Noble as Citizen Jon
* C.J. Hebert as Citizen
* Thomas Farley as Citizen
* Russell Farley as Citizen
* Anton Peterson as Citizen
* J.E.A. Wallace as Producer Wallace
* Tiffany L'Heureux at Roof scene
* Amelia Shields as Carlotta
* Odilon Green as Drape Boy
* Andrew Butler as shooting staff
* Pat Kelly
* Isadora Cote as Production Assistant
* Jim Farley as Pop Pop
* Teresa Roxburgh
* Pat Meany as Diner Patron
* Brian Toomey as Diner Patron
* PJ Pajamas as Diner Patron
* Sarah Roxburgh as Diner Patron
* Eli Munkholm as Diner Patron
* Jacob Wasserman as Diner Patron
* Zarek Herold as Diner Patron
* Jadon Kelley as Diner Patron
* Zach Longsworth as Diner Patron
* Truman Seagal as Diner Patron
* Laila Gustafson as Diner Patron
* Evelyn Gustafson as Diner Patron
* Katherine Mooney as Diner Patron
* Ethan WL as Diner Patron
* Mike Woood
* Christina Rice
* Michael Scalzo
* Owen Scalzo
* Grace Carnes
* Theron Trowbridge
* Zach Longsworth
* Truman Seagal
* Rebecca Rollinson
* Alex Goldman
* Rachel Stine
* Mitch Armbruster
Custom songs

For a number of years Matt Farley offered the option to buy custom songs. He stopped doing them by late 2020.

## History of Custom Songs

On early Farley albums there are many examples of songs about people who randomly called his cell phone, and in some cases asked for a song, or was told he would write one for them. (For example, see "Marci Called Me"[1] (2010), "Happy Birthday Hannah! (October 26th) (Say Hi to Talia!)"[2] (2011) and "Edwin from San Diego"[3] (2012) by Papa Razzi and the Photogs.)

Over time this developed into him doing custom songs for people who requested them.

When Farley started doing custom songs, originally he did not directly charge fans, but asked them to buy a few albums off CDBaby in return for a song. But he didn't really police whether they bought the albums. As Farley became more popular and demand increased, he eventually added a custom songs page to his moternmedia.com website. He eventually started getting many orders a week. While most everyone was a delight to work with, sometimes (especially from companies) he would get requests for revisions -- but he wasn't charging anything different for commercial commissions, so this led to frustrations. He announced a moratorium in October 2020 on MMIP #290.

Nevertheless, as of late 2021, The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee continues to churn out Name Poop songs from a very long list of name requests, for free. But these songs are not customized, of course.

## Pricing

The price Farley charged for songs would vary with the length/complexity/instrumentation of the song. For example, in April 2019, a "basic song" (1-2 minutes, piano vocals) was $65. A deluxe song (full instrumentation, over 2 minutes) was $170. A "quick song" covering 5 facts from the requestor was $25. It was $30-35 extra to get the song posted on streaming services. In 2018, a "basic song" was $44, and a deluxe song was $140, and there was no "quick song" option.

## Availability

Custom songs were not automatically posted on streaming services, though patrons could pay an additional fee for it. Some custom songs were released and posted under the artist title Matt Motern Farley, though many other artist names have also been used for individual songs, names not otherwise used by Farley. If you search for "Motern Media" songs on streaming services, you can find some of these one-off bands.

See also Other songs.

## Commercial work

Farley has also done some significant songs for commercials and advertisement, including for Google and Morrie's Auto Group.

## See also

* Archived custom songs page at moternmedia.com from April 2019
Star Struck

***Star Struck*** is the third album by Papa Razzi and the Photogs. The album was released on June 30, 2008 (Spotify date; Amazon lists June 27, 2008). The album has 21 tracks and a running time of 45:09.

CDBaby blurb: "More fun songs about celebrities."

The album cover photo shows Farley standing in front of a house, perhaps on a beach. The cover has a yellow background in the same style of the band's prior album, *Papa Razzi and the Photogs Get Political* (2007)

Music critic Guy Phenix positively reviewed this album, calling it "horribly catchy tunes throughout mixed with fan based stalker style lyrics."[1]

Spotify: [2]
CDBaby: [3]
Amazon: [4]
Apple music: [5]

## Track listing

1. Ellen Page, Don't Juno You Love Me? 1:59
2. Matthew McConaughey's Abs 2:32
3. Jessica Biel 1:58
4. I've Got a Crush on Hillary Clinton 2:16
5. Larry David 2:14
6. Schuyler Fisk 2:17
7. Chevy Chase 2:04
8. R. Crumb 2:52
9. Isla Fisher 1:44
10. Cameron Crowe 1:54
11. Advice to Owen Wilson & Wes Anderson 1:55
12. Jessica Alba 2:11
13. When David Letterman Introduced Uma Thurman to Oprah Winfrey 2:01
14. Scarlett Johansson, Let me Produce Your Next Album 2:10
15. When Adrien Brody Kissed Halle Berry 1:44
16. Judy Greer 1:42
17. Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck 2:38
18. Judd Apatow Has a Beautiful Wife 2:09
19. Advice to Jon Favreau & Vince Vaughn 2:38
20. Eva Longoria Parker 2:24
21. Grace Kelly 1:39