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Search & Seizure & 1970's Sitcoms

> Search & Seizure & 70's Sitcoms.
>
> ―Nate reading the title.

**Search & Seizure & 1970's Sitcoms** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"OK, here's a hypothetical question. On an episode of 'One Day at a Time', the police find a bong in Julie's bedroom. The police can't do anything because at that time, it's perfectly legal."

### Question

A year later, after the state passes a law prohibiting bong possession, the cops arrest Julie, even though she doesn't have a bong anymore. What illegitimate law have the police acted on?

### Choices

1. ex post facto

2. exempli gratia

3. quid pro quo

4. habeas corpus

### Choice Quotes

1. "Ex post facto."

2. "Exempli gratia means 'for example' in Latin, and let me give you an example of what happens when you pick an answer like that."

3. "An equal exchange or substitution. Quid pro... no."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"A law that punishes someone for an offense that was legal when it took place."

### Trivia

The second choice quote was used in Stars, Stripes & Spin-offs.
Baretta® & Reproduction

**Baretta® & Reproduction** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If the girlfriend of TV cop, Baretta®, managed to have a child with Baretta's pet, Fred, what would the result be most similar to?

### Choices

1. a puppy

2. a mermaid

3. a Harpy

4. a sphinx

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Fred wasn't a fish, you guppy."

3. "Fred was a cockatoo, so the resulting offspring would be..."

4. "Ugh! That answer sphinx!"

### Answer Quote

"A harpy, the mythical half woman, half bird. Hey, it takes one to know one."

### Correct Answer Reveal Quote

"Fred was a cockatoo, so the resulting offspring would be..."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"A harpy, the mythical half woman, half bird."
North American Cities & Animal Parts

**North American Cities & Animal Parts** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question Reading

"Which of these cities has never existed?"

### Choices

1. Pig's Eye, Minnesota

2. Rat Mouth, Florida

3. Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan

4. Dog Leavings, Utah

### Choice Quotes

1. "Pig's Eye, Minnesota, now known as: Saint Paul, Minnesota." [pig oinking]

2. "Ah, we kinda tricked you by translating the name. You probably know it as 'Boca Raton'."

3. "Moose Jaw, Saskatche-wrong."

4. sound clip]
Sibling Rivalry

**Sibling Rivalry** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Let's say you're the U.S., your little brother is Nicaragua and your mother is France. You and your brother have a fight. What prevents your mom from interfering?

### Question Reading

"Alright, let's say you're the U.S., your little brother is Nicaragua and your mother is France. You and your brother have a fight. What prevents your mom from interfering?"

### Choices

1. Manifest Destiny

2. the Geneva Convention

3. the Mayflower Compact

4. the Monroe Doctrine

### Choice Quotes

1. "Speaking of destinies, I'm a little worried about yours."

2. "Uh, did I say your dad was Swiss or somethin'?"

3. "No, I think that's part of your mom's makeup kit."

4. "The Monroe Doctrine. President Monroe said that if anything goes down in our hemisphere, that's our turf, man."

### Answer Quote

[offmic] "But Mom! Nicaragua started it!"

### Correct Answer Reveal Quote

"Your mom wouldn't interfere because of:"
I Feel a Little Flat Today

**I Feel a Little Flat Today** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"As you know every fine actor's dream is to have his or her likeness made into a cartoon."

### Question

Which of the following prime-time shows NEVER made the jump from three dimensions to two?

### Choices

1. Starsky and Hutch®

2. I Dream of Jeannie

3. The Brady Bunch®

4. The Jacksons

### Choice Quotes

1. "Starsky & Hutch."

2. "You don't remember the classic Jeannie cartoon? Co-staring Babu, the token, effeminate, overweight, klutzy genie sidekick? And no, I am not kidding."

3. "The Brady Bunch. Anyway, The Brady Kids cartoon actually happened."

4. "Oh, they made it to two dimensions. Not to mention Hard Copy and the National Enquirer."

### Answer Quote

"Never made into a cartoon. Although you'd be hard-pressed to find a character like Huggy Bear in the real world."
"Leave It to Beaver®" & Literary Pursuits

**"Leave It to Beaver®" & Literary Pursuits** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

When Beaver goes over to Larry's house, Mrs. Mondello tells him that Larry is in "brown study." What does she mean?

### Question Reading

"When Beave goes over to Larry's house, Mrs. Mondello tells him that Larry is in 'brown study.' What does she mean?"

### Choices

1. He's at a college library.

2. He's on decongestants.

3. He's in a deeply reflective mood.

4. He's in the bathroom.

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Uh, no. That would be a green mucus study."

3. sound clip

4. [knocking] MR. MORDELLO: [offmic] "Larry, what are ya doin' in there?"

LARRY: [offmic] "Uhm, I-I'm studying.
Ruthless Competition

**Ruthless Competition** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If the biblical book of Ruth were a country and western song, what might it appropriately be called?

### Choices

1. "Closest Thing to Heaven This Side of Hell"

2. "You're So Cold You're Blood Is Anti-Freeze"

3. "Your Son Is Dead, Now I'm Stuck with You"

4. "I'd Walk Forty Years If You'd Leave for One"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. [car starting]

3. "🎶Your Son Is Dead, and Now I'm Stuck with You.🎶"

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"See, Ruth's hubby dies, and she feels kinda bad for her mother-in-law so she sticks around for the rest of her life."
Don't Stick That There

**Don't Stick That There** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. a tongue depressor

3. a Polish farmer

4. a baseball bat

2. "a tongue depressor."

3. "Co słychać To dobrze (What's up? That's good) you stupid uvula! The accent threw ya off didn't it?"

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"The uvula, that little punching bag thing in your throat."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"A tongue depressor. Your uvula is that little punching bag thing in the back of your throat."
Our Favorite Reruns

**Our Favorite Reruns** is a sequence question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. Roger

3. "Diff'rent Strokes®"

4. Dwight

2. "Rog."

3. "Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?"

4. "Nah I think the character you're thinkin' of was Dwayne. That's 'Wayne' with 'duh' in front of it.

### Answer

"The horn-rimmed hero of TV sitcom 'What's Happenin!!'"

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Roger. The horn-rimmed hero of 'What's Happenin!!'"
"The Addams Family" & the Oval Office

**"The Addams Family" & the Oval Office** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If President John Adams were to star in "The Addams Family" as Gomez, which role should President John Quincy Adams play to stay true to their relationship?

### Choices

1. Pugsley

2. Lurch

3. Cousin Itt

4. Uncle Fester

### Choice Quotes

1. "John and Johnny Q were father and son."

2. "You rang? Mmm... Guess not."

3. sound clip

4. "Is that your answer, or are you havin' problems with that boil again?"
Peanuts® & Fender® Stratocasters®

**Peanuts® & Fender® Stratocasters®** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you were at a PTA meeting at Charlie Brown®'s school, you'd hear a sound most like which guitar effect pedal?

### Choices

1. phase shifter

2. wah-wah pedal

3. distortion pedal

4. reverb pedal

### Choice Readings

"a phase shifter, a wah-wah pedal, a distortion pedal, or a reverb pedal?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Phase shifter? No, that would be a Star Trek PTA meeting."

2. "A wah-wah pedal."

3. [speaking through a filter] "Distortion? Maybe you shoulda tuned your TV a little better."

4. sound clip
Chocolate & Asinine Cartoon Characters

**Chocolate & Asinine Cartoon Characters** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Imagine, if you will, a Cathy comic strip in which our noseless heroine has a bad case of PMS."

### Question

Craving chocolate, Cathy finds a place that sells her a piece of chocolate that is 144 square feet in size. How big does the bed of the rental truck need to be in order for her to get it home?

### Choices

1. 11 x 11 feet

2. 13 x 11 feet

3. 12 x 12 feet

4. 20 x 14 feet

### Choice Readings

"11 by 11, 13 by 11, 12 by 12, or 20 by 14?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Yeah. Nice guess Pythagoras."

2. sound clip

3. "12 feet by 12 feet. Area is the product of the length and the width."

4. sound clip
High School Lit. & 1980's Song Titles

**High School Lit. & 1980's Song Titles** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"English geeks and people wearing parachute zipper pants, get ready. This baby's for you.

### Question

Which of these 1980's song titles is a metaphor?

### Choices

1. "Like a Virgin"

2. "Wrapped Around Your Finger"

3. "Manic Monday"

4. "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Like, a virgin. That's uh, that's like, a simile. Whatever."

2. "'Wrapped Around Your Finger.'"

3. sound clip

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Ouch. That'd be pretty painful if it was literal."

### Correct Answer Reveal Quote

"Let me ask you a question: Do you know anybody who can actually wrap their torso around somebody else's finger?
Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Special Favors

**Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Special Favors** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Archie's been elected student body president. In order to get a date with Veronica, he chooses to put aside funds for her project instead of Reggie's."

### Question

This is an example of what kind of politics?

### Choices

1. lame duck

2. absolutism

3. pork barrel

4. vote fraud

### Choice Quotes

1. [duck quacking]

2. "Isn't that a kind of vodka?"

3. "\_"

4. sound clip
It's Still the Safest Way to Travel

**It's Still the Safest Way to Travel** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Let's say you're flyin' Dork Airlines out of Seattle. You're goin' to Chicago O'Hare but first, you have an aggravating layover in Oklahoma City and then one in Denver."

### Question

Unfortunately, your luggage gets lost in Oklahoma City. When you finally receive it in Chicago, what three-letter city code will be stamped on the tag hanging from your bag handle?

### Question Reading

"Unfortunately, your luggage gets lost in Oklahoma City. Now when you finally receive it in Chicago, what three-letter city code will be stamped on the tag hanging from your bag handle?"

### Choices

1. CHI

2. DEN

3. SEA

4. ORD

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. [breathy growling]

3. "Nah, that's if your luggage gets lost on the Love Boat."

4. "ORD."

### Answer Quote

"The city code put on luggage refers to its final destination and for Chicago O'Hare, it's ORD."
Sports Cars & Time Travel

**Sports Cars & Time Travel** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. biking in France

3. walking in a jungle in South America

4. in a spaceship

2. "Let's see, what's French for 'wrong answer'?"

3. [tiger growling, man screaming]

4. "Y'know, space travel wasn't really big back in '53."

### Answer Quote

"Swimmin'. Before it was considered a hot babemobile, a corvette was a WWII allied warship."
Sanford & Son, M.D.s

**Sanford & Son, M.D.s** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

To prevent himself from ever having what he termed "the Big One," what should Fred Sanford take to control his heart palpitation?

### Choices

1. kerosene

2. bleach

3. nitroglycerin

4. hydrochloric acid

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Well, swallowing some bleach would definitely stop your heart palpitations. Along with everything else in your body."

3. "Nitroglycerin. Small amounts of it dilate blood vessels increasing blood supply."

4. "Talk about heartburn." [moaning]

### Answer Quote

NATE: Course, large amounts of it and Fred'll get the really really big one.

FRED [offmic]: Oh, my heart! [explosion]
Mmm... Tastes like Chicken!

**Mmm... Tastes like Chicken!** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

The perennially pre-pubescent pop group "Menudo" takes its name from a popular Mexican dish. This dish is essentially what?

### Choices

1. beef bowels 'n' broth

2. goat gut gumbo

3. cow pie

4. horse hash

### Choice Quotes

1. "Beef bowels 'n' broth."

2. "Ey, wasn't that a Stones album?"

3. [mouth imitating a splat noise] "Oh. I think you stepped in somethin'."

4. sound clip
See if You Can Say This Three Times Fast

**See if You Can Say This Three Times Fast** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If the score is "fourscore" to "twoscore," what is the score?

### Choices

1. 40 to 20

2. 53 to 23

3. 80 to 40

4. 60 to 9

### Choice Quotes

1. "Uh, why don't you take a look at your score?"

2. "OK. Quick, four times what equals 53?"

3. "80 to 40."

4. "No, but uh... Oh, never mind."
Scientific Experiments & Bad Karma

**Scientific Experiments & Bad Karma** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Just for fun, let's say you're a starfish. And just to be a jerk, let's say I yank off one of your arms and part of the central disk, and I chuck it into the sea. What are you going to do about it?

### Question Reading

"Alright just for fun, say you're a starfish. And just to be a jerk, let's say I yank off one of your arms and part of the central disk, and chuck it in the sea. What are you going to do about it?"

### Choices

1. regenerate a new starfish from your arm

2. float on the ocean surface to be eaten by gulls

3. emit a deadly toxin from your stub

4. sink to the ocean floor and turn into coral

### Choice Readings

Regenerate a new starfish from your arm, float to the ocean surface to be eaten by gulls, emit a deadly toxin from your stub, or sink to the ocean floor and turn into coral?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Regenerate a brand new starfish from your severed arm."

2. sound clip

3. sound clip

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"And then, if you're smart, you'll crawl back on land, track me down, and kill me."
Cartoon Cats & Sexual Orientation

**Cartoon Cats & Sexual Orientation** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Sylvester® and Tweedy® are working in a M\*A\*S\*H unit together in Korea in the 1950s. One day, Sylvester® confides to Tweedy® that he is homosexual."

### Question

Later that day, Sylvester® learns that "a little bird" told his secret to Colonel Yosemite Sam®. As this is the 1950s, what will probably happen to Sylvester®?

### Choices

1. He'll be given a dishonorable discharge.

2. He'll be given a Section Eight.

3. He'll get a sentence of capital punishment.

4. He'll suffer no repercussions at all.

### Choice Quotes

1. "He'll be given a dishonorable discharge."

2. "And let's say we file that under section zero, for zero dollars."

3. "Woah! Even the military isn't that harsh."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Which may not be fair but, it's better than a burning discharge, lemme tell ya."

## Similar

* Warner Brothers® & Military Combat
* Cartoon Geeks & Military Service
Here, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy!

**Here, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy!** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you won the Greased Pig Contest at the Mississippi State Fair, what did you do?

### Choices

1. You ran faster than a greased pig.

2. You were first to catch & lift a greased pig.

3. You greased a pig the fastest.

4. You dribbled fried dough down your T-shirt.

### Choice Quotes

1. "There's somethin' not right about racin' a pig with grease on it."

2. "Catch and lift that piggy."

3. sound clip

4. sound clip
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'

**Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

How is roulette in Monte Carlo different from roulette in Las Vegas?

### Choices

1. There are 38, not 36 numbers.

2. There is only one zero.

3. The wheel spins in the opposite direction.

4. The squares are blue & red, not black & red.

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "In Monte Carlo, there's only one zero on the wheel."

3. "No, but the water in the bidet does."

4. sound clip
I've Had Enough of This

**I've Had Enough of This** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. when you've had too many kosher dills

3. the total number of words you can learn

4. a European form of birth control

2. "Hey, what are ya, antisemantic?"

3. "Which, for somebody with your brainpower is probably about three to four... dozen."

4. "Now, I should have something perverse and funny to say here, but I don't."

### Answer Quote

"Just try it." [beat] "Try. Try? Try. Try. What the hell am I saying?"
Sphincters & You

**Sphincters & You** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"The next time someone calls you a sphincter, you shouldn't feel too insulted cause ya got 'em everywhere."

### Question

Which of the following does NOT contain a sphincter muscle?

### Choices

1. ear

2. eye

3. esophagus

4. intestines

### Choice Quotes

1. "The ear has no sphincters."

2. sound clip

3. sound clip

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Unless of course, you've got your head up your ass."
"Peanuts®" & Our Darkest Fears

**"Peanuts®" & Our Darkest Fears** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which "Peanuts®" character might you try to avoid if you had "bromidrosophobia"?

### Choices

1. Lucy

2. Woodstock

3. Pig-Pen

4. Snoopy

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, but I wonder if there's a term for 'fear of women that could whup your ass'."

2. "No, you should avoid Woodstock if you have a phobia about '60s music and dope-smokin' hippies."

3. "The nose always knows."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Bromidrosophobia is a fear of bad smells." [sniffing, screaming]

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Pig-Pen. The character with that perpetual swirling ball of dirt around him. Bromidrosophobia is a fear of bad smells."
Men with Different-Colored Eyes

**Men with Different-Colored Eyes** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you went to "Suffragette City," what would be going on there?

### Choices

1. Women would be voting.

2. Women would be singing.

3. Women would be suffering.

4. Things would fragment.

### Choice Quotes

1. "Women would be voting."

2. "And you know what they'd be singing? The Wrong Answer Song."

3. sound clip

4. "Things would fragment. Kinda like your train of thought."

### Answer Quote

"Now, what the hell does the rest of that song mean?"

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Women would be voting. Suffragettes are advocates of voting rights for women."
My Karma Ran over My Dogma

**My Karma Ran over My Dogma** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Do you ever feel like you're damned if you do and damned if you don't? I know I do. What's that called?

### Choices

1. double jeopardy

2. catch-22

3. kismet

4. Murphy's Law

### Choice Quotes

1. "What is 'a wrong answer?'"

2. sound clip

3. "Kismet. No, that's fate. It's also an old musical my mother just loved."

4. "No, that's the one that says if there's a chance you'll get the wrong answer, ya probably will. And sure enough."
Sacrifices of the Gods

**Sacrifices of the Gods** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

In Ancient Greece, if you made a sacrifice to Mercury, you were honoring the god of speed and travel. Today in America, Mercury's image is associated with what?

### Choices

1. prompt flower delivery

2. good food at reasonable prices

3. fresh lemon scent

4. hassle-free car rental

### Choice Quotes

1. "The god of prompt flower delivery."

2. "No, that would be the famous Greek god, Denny."

3. "Oh, you must be confusing Mercury with the Roman god, Mr. Clean."

4. sound clip
Earth Science & 1970s Decor

**Earth Science & 1970s Decor** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If those psychedelic lava lamps really were made from lava, then a "pre-eruption" lava lamp would be called what?

### Question Reading

"Hey, if those psychedelic lava lamps were really made from lava, then a 'pre-eruption' lava lamp would be called what?"

### Choices

1. a gas lamp

2. a larvae lamp

3. an isthmus lamp

4. a magma lamp

### Choice Quotes

1. [striking match, someone sucking air, explosion]

2. "A larvae lamp? Yeah, if lava lamps were made from bugs, maybe."

3. sound clip

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Magma becomes lava when it erupts through the surface. Problem with that lamp is it might be kinda messy."
Puppetry & Heavy Metal Music

**Puppetry & Heavy Metal Music** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

"Which of the following would most likely be Lamb Chop® the Puppet's LEAST favorite heavy metal band?"

### Choices

1. Winger

2. King Diamond

3. Anthrax

4. Blue Oyster Cult

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "King Diamond. No, but, I think they're everyone else's least favorite metal band."

3. "Anthrax."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"It is one nasty disease that affects sheep."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Anthrax. It's a disease that affects grass-eating animals like sheep. It causes staggering bloody discharge and convulsions. Think that'd be a little traumatizing for a kids' show."
It Makes the World Go 'Round

**It Makes the World Go 'Round** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"The Pacific Princess is the Love Boat. Herbie is the Love Bug. The B-52's sang 'Love Shack.'"

### Question

Which of the following is the "love apple"?

### Choices

1. Las Vegas

2. heart

3. tomato

4. scrotum

### Choice Quotes

1. "Vegas. No, that's the legalized prostitution apple."

2. sound clip

3. "The tomato."

4. "No. That would be the love sack."
Disco Down with the Brothers Doppler

**Disco Down with the Brothers Doppler** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Now imagine if your science teacher knew the Bee Gees personally and used them in demonstrations to your class."

### Question

According to the Doppler effect, if they were moving toward you, their voices would get:

### Choices

1. higher in pitch

2. bassier in timbre

3. lower in pitch

4. arpeggio

### Choice Quotes

1. "They'd sound higher in pitch."

2. [offmic] "TIMBER!"

3. "Even if this were true, I don't think the Bee Gees could pull it off."

4. "Yeah. Nice guess, Mozart."

### Answer Quote

"Yeah, with the Bee Gees you wouldn't think that's possible. But it is."
Pornography & Ornithology

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**Pornography & Ornithology** refers to two questions from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK that ask what bird isn't real.

* Pornography & Ornithology 1
* Pornography & Ornithology 2
Bessy Goes to a Ball Game

**Bessy Goes to a Ball Game** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

A herd of cattle would be happy grazing at each of these sports arenas except which one?

### Choices

1. Candlestick Park

2. Soldier Field

3. Rose Bowl®

4. the Astrodome

### Choice Readings

"Candlestick Park, Soldier Field, the Rose Bowl®, or the Astrodome?"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. sound clip

3. sound clip

4. "The Astrodome would not be too appetizing."

### Answer Quote

"The uh, grass in the dome is actually artificial turf." [man coughing, implying he ate the turf]
Bovines, Bovines, Bovines

**Bovines, Bovines, Bovines** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.*

### Question

If there were a bologna prep wing at Oscar Mayer® Foods, which sound would you LEAST likely hear?

### Choices

1. oink

2. moo

3. baa

4. cluck cluck

### Choice Quotes

1. [pig oinking]

2. "That answer was udder-ly wrong." [rimshot]

3. "Baa."

4. "Oh no, you-you-you got some of that in there.
A Boy & His Tiger

**A Boy & His Tiger** is an analogy question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. Charlie : Snoopy

3. Timmy : Lassie

4. Christopher : Pooh

2. "wah wah-wah wah-wah wah."

3. [Lassie barking] "What's that, Lassie?" [Lassie barks] "That answer sucks?" [Lassie barks] "Good girl."

4. "Christopher is to Pooh."

### Answer Quote

"A boy with an unnatural attraction to his stuffed animal."
Scooby Doo® & Vitamins

**Scooby Doo® & Vitamins** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Okay, listen carefully. Let's say the popular cartoon star in Scooby-Doo introduces a new character, a cousin of Scooby's with a Vitamin-C deficiency."

### Question

What's the best name for this new character with the Vitamin C deficiency?

### Question Reading

"Alright, tell me, what's the best name for this new character with the Vitamin C deficiency?"

### Choices

1. Scummy Doo

2. Rickety Doo

3. Deficiency Doo

4. Scurvy Doo

### Choice Quotes

1. "Scummy Doo? Isn't that kind of redundant?"

2. sound clip

3. "Mmmmmmm, Deficiency Doo makes my hair so manageable."

4. "Scurvy Doo."

### Answer Quote

"And if he cures himself the way British sailors did, he'll be 'Limey Doo'."
Ben Dover to the Courtesy Phone

**Ben Dover to the Courtesy Phone** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following women never had the pleasure of spending time with James Bond®?

### Choices

1. Money Penny

2. Pussy Galore

3. Mona Lotte

4. Plenty O'Toole

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clips

2. "No, James knew Pussy quite well."

3. "Mona Lotte."

4. "No, Bon knew her and uh, actually she used to borrow his tool from time to time."
Commercial Logic

**Commercial Logic** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Rabbits aren't kids, Trix® are for kids, therefore Trix® aren't for Rabbits." What is this an example of?

### Choices

1. a syllogism

2. a fallacy

3. an "ad hoc" argument

4. a thesis

### Choice Quotes

1. "Syllogism."

2. "Silly rabbit."

3. "I guess that was an 'ad hoc' guess too, huh?"

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"The only 'gism you'll learn about in Logic 101."
Heeeeeeeeeelp!

**Heeeeeeeeeelp!** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

You want to end it all by jumping off the top of a New York skyscraper. Which of the following buildings will give you the most air time to regret your decision?

### Question Reading

"Alright, let's say you want to end it all by jumping off the top of a New York skyscraper. Which of the following buildings will give you the most air time to regret your decision?"

### Choices

1. Seagram's Plaza

2. Chrysler Building

3. Empire State Building

4. AT&T Building

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. sound clip

3. "Yeah, you can wet yourself quite a few times falling 102 stories."

4. "No, AT&T's only 67 stories. But hey, no calling circles."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"The Empire State Building. Yeah, you can wet yourself quite a few times falling 102 stories."
My Up, My Down, My Pride & Joy

**My Up, My Down, My Pride & Joy** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. Ted Baxter

3. Wilbur Post

4. Herman Munster

2. sound clip

3. "Wilbur Post? He'd be Mr. Ed's owner. You're not listening."

4. "I said 'Mister', not 'Monster.'"

### Trivia

The files of this question contain an audio clip of Nate talking to an employee about the other roles of Bill Bixby, usually involving green men.

NATE: Wasn't that the guy who played The Incredible Hulk?

???: I think so. He was also on um, My Favorite Martian.

NATE: So he's just, played a lot of green characters.

???: Yeah, he's had a, a lot of green guys. Exactly-

COOKIE [over intercom]: Wait, technically he-he wasn't green at all on My Favorite Martian, he was-he was human.

NATE: Thank you, Cookie.
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Feather Duster!

**It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Feather Duster!** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following household tasks can Superman® NOT perform?

### Choices

1. leaf-blow your backyard with his breath

2. erase a floppy disk with his magnetic force

3. quick-freeze a vegetable medley

4. locate unsanitary bathroom germs

### Choice Quotes

1. "Oh yeah he could do it. Nobody could give your yard a blow job like Superman."

2. "Superman doesn't have a magnetic force."

3. "Nope, Superman had quick freezing capabilities."

4. "Nope. He's got microscopic vision. And I think he also has mildew remover."
If You Can't Join 'Em, Lick 'Em

**If You Can't Join 'Em, Lick 'Em** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

The following phrases are jumbled variations of popular clichés. Only one of them retains the same meaning as its original counterpart. Which one is it?

### Question Reading

"The following phrases are jumbled variations of popular clichés. Now only one of them retains the same meaning as its original counterpart. Now, which one is it?"

### Choices

1. Caught between a hard place and a brick.

2. A hand in the bush is worth two birds.

3. The harder they are, the bigger they fall.

4. A mossy roll gathers no stones.

### Choice Quotes

1. "Caught between a hard place and a brick."

2. "Get your mind out of the gutter."

3. sound clip

4. "Mmmm, I love mossy rolls, with a little pad of butter."

### Answer Quote

"Boy, you must of really had your 'ear to the grindstone' on this one." [buzzing, man screaming in pain]

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Caught between a hard place and a brick. The original phrase is 'Caught between a rock and a hard place.' A rock, a brick, either one hits your head, you're gonna be gushin' blood."
Hard Times in Bedrock®

**Hard Times in Bedrock®** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Mr. Slate's Quarry is slowing on production and if the trend continues, Fred and Barney will be living on the streets."

### Question

Wilma says it will all straighten itself out if the government doesn't get involved. What economic theory is Wilma supporting?

### Question Reading

"Wilma contends it will all straighten itself out if the government just doesn't get involved. What economic theory is Wilma supporting?"

### Choices

1. open-economy

2. laissez faire

3. Communism

4. Dinoism

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, that means they trade with other technologically advanced stone age people."

2. "Laissez faire."

3. "No, but word has it that Bam-Bam was a card carrying Pinko."

4. "Hel-lo! Captain Finance. I made this one up."

### Answer Quote

"That's French for 'Let's be lazy. And see how people fare.'"
Betcha Can't Eat Just One

**Betcha Can't Eat Just One** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

You're grilling up some foot-long human hot dogs. How many foot-long buns do you need to accommodate an average large intestine?

### Choices

1. 5

2. 15

3. 23

4. 42

### Choice Quotes

1. "The large intestine is a mere 5 feet long."

2. sound clip

3. "You're hungry, aren't ya? You're also wrong."

4. "I guess biology wasn't part of the core curriculum where you went to school."

### Answer Quote

"Yeah, I'll have one with a side of colon, an-and can ya throw some kidney stones on there?"
Fun with State Mottos

**Fun with State Mottos** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following is actually a state motto?

### Choices

1. "Missouri Loves Company"

2. "New Mexico: It Just Grows and Grows"

3. "New Hampshire: Live Free or Die"

4. "Wisconsin: Smell Our Dairy Air"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "No, it's actually 'It Grows As It Goes.' Whatever that means."

3. "Hello, and welcome to New Hampshire."

4. [sniffing] "Pew!"
Soft Drinks & Drug Culture

**Soft Drinks & Drug Culture** is an analogy question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question Reading

"Coca-Cola® is to cocaine as blank is to blank."

### Choices

1. Mountain Dew® : LSD

2. Dr. Pepper® : heroin

3. 7-UP® : lithium

4. Pepsi® : crack

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, the problem is too many folks might try to fly off that mountain."

2. "No, but where did that Pepper guy get his degree, anyway?"

3. "7-UP® is to lithium."

4. "No more wise cracks outta you."

### Answer Quote

"Many sources say that Coke once had coca leaves in it and 7-Up once had lithium. But don't rush out to the store. They don't anymore."
"Happy Days" & the Animal Kingdom

**"Happy Days" & the Animal Kingdom** is an analogy question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Fred Flintstone® : water buffalo :: Howard Cunningham :

### Question Reading

Fred Flintstone® is to water buffalo as Howie Cunningham is to blank."

### Choices

1. beaver

2. leopard

3. elk

4. moose

### Choices

1. "Ah yes. The beaver. Hardworking, industrious, and wrong."

2. "Leopard. The Leopard Lodge."

3. "No, but, remember when Richie had 72 shots of beer? He elked all over the place."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Howard Cunningham's fraternal organization, just like the water buffalo was Fred Flintstone's fraternal organization. One million years apart, yet they both wore silly hats."
Picard, Riker & Polly

**Picard, Riker & Polly** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Imagine an episode of "Star Trek®" on which Picard and Riker encounter a race of polyglots. Based on their name, what could you assume about these aliens?

### Choices

1. They have three or more heads.

2. They resemble tadpoles.

3. They are made of plastic.

4. They are adept at several languages.

### Choice Quotes

1. "Maybe a couple more heads woulda helped ya on this one."

2. "Huh. This resembles a wrong answer so much it could be a twin."

3. "Nah, I think Riker's the only one made of plastic."

4. "They know several languages."

### Answer Quote

"You know, uh, I'd sure like to meet someone with a command of several tongues."
Games People Played Before Us

**Games People Played Before Us** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. old maid

3. solitaire

4. war

2. sound clip

3. "Solitaire. Yeah, Onan liked doing things alone."

4. "No, that's Conan the Barbarian's favorite card game."

### Answer Quote

"He's the son of Judah in the book Genesis and he was the first kid to get caught spilling his seed. Course, I'm sure he wasn't the first one to spill it, cause uh, I gotta think Adam jerked off a lot before Eve showed up but, y'know there's no one there to catch him."
Rocky, Part XVIII

**Rocky, Part XVIII** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

In the next "Rocky®" movie, our hero is incapacitated by a "John Collins." What is it exactly that does him in?

### Choices

1. a roundhouse right

2. poison leaves

3. bourbon

4. bacteria

### Choice Quotes

1. [Rocky getting hit by 3 roundhouse rights]

2. "No, but that could be the name of Poison's farewell tour."

3. [echo] "Ladies and gentlemen, the winna..."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

[echo] "Bourbon!"

"Perhaps you know John's brothers, Tom, Vodka, and Rum."
Judy Santoro

## Section Header

### ALIAS

Judy (By most of them)
 Jude (By Jeff and Dom)
 Chef Stefano (By Deneuve)
 Sister of the Satan (Worldwide)
 Granny (By Susan)
 The woman with man's voice (By her known people)

### OCCUPATION

Trained Opera singer (Formerly)
 chef
 Serial killer

### POWER/SKILLS

High level intellect
 Manipulation
 Slealth
 Knife skills
 Gunmanship
 Charisma

### HOBBY

Cooking
 Opera Singing
 Killing people who knows her dark truth

### CRIMES

Mass murder
 Stalking
 Arson
 Assault
 Child foeticide
 Property damage
 Sabotage
 Matriticde
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Shakespearean Drink Orders

**Shakespearean Drink Orders** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

Ok, imagine this: the year is 1419. Sir John Falstaff enters his favorite pub and wants to impress his drinking buddies by ordering a drink in verse.

### Question

How might he order a drink in iambic pentameter?

### Choices

1. "Excuse me, waiter, could I get a beer?"

2. "Forsooth, a beer if you please."

3. "Wench, a beer anon."

4. "Can I have a beer here?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Correctif."

2. "Thou art incorrect."

3. [offmic] "Who you callin' wench?"

4. "What, just because it rhymes? Wrong."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"'Scuse me waiter, could I get a beer?" [burp]
Dante Santoro

## Section Header

### ALIAS

Dante (By most of them)
 Honey bun biscuit baby (By Dominique Redfield)
 Riccardo Santoro (By Deneuve Redfield)
 Sweetheart (By his parents)
 Son of a Satan (By Michael and worldwide)

### OCCUPATION

Model (Formerly)
 Psychiatrist

### POWER/SKILLS

Strength
 Deception
 Intelligence
 Combat prowess
 Knifemanship
 Gunmanship
 Charisma
 High pain tolerance
 Killing instinct
 Enhanced reflexes
 Peak human unarmed combat
 Parkour capabilities
 Peak human strength
 Peak athleticism
 Enhanced stamina
 Tactical analysis
 Enhanced charisma
 Enhanced speed
 Enhanced senses
 Intelligence
 Enhanced durability

### HOBBY

Killing people (Uncommon)
 Spending time with Dominique Redfield
 Watching beautiful young men (Secret)
 Watching his sister being happy

### GOALS

Create a virus using his demonic powers to start an apocalypse (Succeeded)
 Blame  Sakura for the death of his aunt and kill her.
 Protect his uncle Laurent Santoro from the survivors. (All failed)
 Make Dominique Redfield love him. (Possibly succeeded)

### CRIMES

Serial murder
 Conspiracy
 Abuse
 Stalking
 Breaking and entering
 Torture
 Theft
 Mutilation
 Kidnapping
 Sabotage
 Assault and battery
 Attempted incrimination
A Whole Lotta Calculatin' Goin' On

**A Whole Lotta Calculatin' Goin' On** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you encounter a "googol" of "gaggles," what have you come across?

### Choices

1. 10 to the 10th power of pairs of eyewear

2. 10 to the 5th power of bottles of mouthwash

3. one to the 100th power of bowls of stew

4. 10 to the 100th power of flocks of geese

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, that'd be a gazillion goggles."

2. "No, but that'd be a lotta gargling."

3. "No, that's just a bowl of goulash."

4. "A googol is 10 to the 100th power, a gaggle is a flock of geese."
Am I Blue?

**Am I Blue?** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following "Sesame Street®" characters might have been painted by Picasso in his 1901-1904 period?

### Choices

1. Big Bird

2. Grover

3. Ernie

4. Snuffleupagus

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Grover."

3. sound clip

4. "Snuffleupagus? Was he... Greek, or what?"

### Answer Quote

"1901 to 1906, Picasso's Blue Period, and Grover is the only one of the four Muppets who is the color blue."

### Mistakes

Nate says 1906 instead of 1904 in the answer quote.
Oblitus

## Crawler

Oblitus, an ominous and feral creature, is a player-sized entity that haunts the chilling depths of The Cave in the game. This enigmatic being possesses a haunting and fearsome appearance, with its shadowy form and glowing yellow eyes, which pierce through the darkness, creating an aura of malevolence.

What sets Oblitus apart from other creatures in ***"The Clock"*** are the peculiar crystal formations adorning his back, rendering him a crawling, all-fours figure. This unsettling feature further accentuates his eerie presence as he moves through the fog-covered level. Oblitus is characterized by his aggressive and predatory nature, instilling fear and dread in players.

Oblitus's modus operandi is that of a relentless aggressor. He frequently targets players, launching ferocious attacks with his razor-sharp claws. Once his assault is executed, he retreats into the dense fog, disappearing from view and leaving players to grapple with the consequences of his aggression. This hit-and-run strategy heightens the sense of vulnerability and unpredictability within the game, as players must remain ever vigilant while traversing ***The Cave***.

The presence of Oblitus in ***The Cave*** contributes to the intense and chilling atmosphere of the game. His relentless aggression, the eerie glow of his yellow eyes, and the mysterious crystal formations on his back all contribute to the overall sense of unease and tension that players experience in this haunting, fog-shrouded environment. The motivations and origins of Oblitus remain a mystery, making his presence all the more terrifying and enigmatic within the realm of ***The Cave***.
Monkeys & Spreadable Lunchmeat

**Monkeys & Spreadable Lunchmeat** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If a can of "SPONKEY" were to contain 100% spiced monkey, which ingredient could it NOT contain?

### Choices

1. pure BONOBO extract

2. orange MARMOSET

3. bleached BONGO

4. hydrolyzed MACAQUE

### Choice Quotes

1. "Nope, a Bonobo's a monkey. It'd be in there, ya big ape."

2. "No, marmosets are monkeys,―ooh may-maybe you're thinking of orange marmalade."

3. "A Bongo is not a monkey."

4. "Uh, no. Macaques are a type of Asian monkey so they could be in there."

### Answer Quote

"Now, ya might find Bongo in a can of SPANTALOPE."
The Desert

***"The Desert"*** is a vast and mysterious level that envelops players in an arid and foggy wasteland. The level commences as players find themselves standing in the midst of a seemingly endless desert, where visibility is drastically limited by a thick, all-encompassing fog. This fog veils the horizon, shrouding the landscape in an eerie, dream-like atmosphere.

The primary objective within this enigmatic desert is to navigate through a series of intricate puzzles that obscure the path forward. These puzzles challenge players to use their intellect, logic, and intuition to unlock the secrets of ***"The Desert"***. Solving these puzzles gradually reveals the way to the next level, inviting players to explore this desolate and surreal world further.

However, looming ominously over the players is a creature known as the Somnium. This enigmatic figure is a tall and lanky being with elongated, sinewy limbs and razor-sharp claws. The Somnium possesses an unsettling and passive demeanor towards players, choosing not to engage them directly. Instead, it observes their every move, lurking in the shadows as they navigate the desert.

The presence of the Somnium adds a palpable layer of tension to the level. Players are acutely aware of this tall, enigmatic figure as it watches their every action. The eerie silence is punctuated only by the player's own movements and the distant, echoing sound of the wind through the fog.

As players work their way through the puzzles and continue their exploration of ***"The Desert"***, they must remain cautious and mindful of the ever-present Somnium. Its inscrutable intentions and its unsettling watchful gaze make it a symbol of the enigma and unease that define this eerie desert landscape in ***"The Clock"***.
Extra Crispy

**Extra Crispy** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Everyone's gathered around the big bucket of Kentucky Fried Human when Uncle Bob grabs a drumstick. Which bone is not on his plate when he's finished eating?

### Choices

1. femur

2. fibula

3. ulna

4. tibia

### Choice Quotes

1. "Femur? I just phalanged her."

2. "I threw in that answer cause I felt like telling a little fib-ula."

3. "Ulna."

4. "Tibia, or not tibia. What was the question?"
Cohaerentia

## Delirium

Cohaerentia is a terrifying presence within the dark and ominous world of ***The Cave*** and The House. This tall, shadowy creature embodies a malevolent force that players dread encountering. Cohaerentia's hostility towards players is evident in his relentless pursuit of their demise.

Cohaerentia's sinister nature is further accentuated by his method of announcing his presence. He emits eerie and unsettling noises as he roams through the eerie landscapes of ***The Cave*** and ***The House***. These auditory cues serve as an ominous warning to players, creating a palpable sense of dread as they navigate these perilous levels.

When a player unwittingly draws near to Cohaerentia, the creature abandons stealth and rushes toward them with malevolent intent. His violent approach is accompanied by a gruesome act, as he mercilessly dismembers the unfortunate player. This gruesome fate is a constant threat that looms over those who venture into the same space as Cohaerentia.

Cohaerentia's relentless hostility and gruesome actions add a chilling and heart-pounding dimension to gameplay in ***The Cave*** and ***The House***. Players must exercise extreme caution, constantly listening for his ominous noises and doing their best to avoid encountering this nightmarish entity, whose origins and motivations remain veiled in darkness.
Sdrawkcab Yad

**Sdrawkcab Yad** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Because its rotation is the opposite of Earth's, on which planet is it always "backwards day"?

### Question Reading

"Because its rotation is always the opposite of the Earth's, on which planet is it always 'backwards day?'"

### Choices

1. Mars

2. Venus

3. Mercury

4. Jupiter

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Venus. It has a retrograde rotation."

3. sound clip

4. "I said backwards day, not wrong answer day."

### Answer Quote

"Y'know, this is a rumor, but, I heard Pluto. Goes both ways."
Everybody Belly Up to the Bar

**Everybody Belly Up to the Bar** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. belly trimmer

3. belly opener

4. belly packer

2. sound clip

3. "Ho-oh baby, I want that job."

4. "Oh yes, there are belly packers. You can imagine what they do. That's a line of work for ya, huh?"

### Answer Quote

"That's actually someone who makes musical instruments. It's also what I call a 6-pack of beer. Belly builder."
Crucifigere

## Impaler

What sets Crucifigere apart from other creatures in ***"The Clock"*** is his ominous modus operandi. He is known to stalk a random player within the level, moving stealthily and deliberately, all the while cloaked in shadows. As he draws nearer to his unsuspecting target, the atmosphere within the game undergoes a sinister transformation. The lighting dims to a foreboding shade of red, casting an eerie and ominous ambiance over the level. It is then that Crucifigere's haunting theme begins to play, signaling his malevolent presence and imminent danger.

Players can also hear the ominous approach of Crucifigere through the unsettling sounds of his heavy, labored breathing, further intensifying the sense of impending doom. The gradual, stalking advance of Crucifigere adds an element of suspense and terror, as players must navigate ***"The Bridge"*** while constantly vigilant of his presence, knowing that at any moment, he may strike and eliminate them.

Crucifigere's presence in ***"The Bridge"*** adds a spine-chilling layer to the gameplay, as players grapple with the ever-present threat of this hostile, shadowy entity, whose motives and origins remain shrouded in mystery.
Short Order Cooks & Men Who Like Fire

**Short Order Cooks & Men Who Like Fire** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If Greek mythology's Prometheus and Mel from "Alice" opened a diner, what would they logically specialize in?

### Choices

1. soul food

2. liver and chili

3. matzo ball soup

4. deep dish pizza

### Choice Quotes

1. "Funny, the word 'soul' doesn't instantly come to mind when I think of fat white fry cooks."

2. "Liver and chili."

3. "Think you must be thinkin' of Prometheus Greenberg."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Mel makes chili, and Prometheus, gets his liver eaten by an eagle for eternity."

[offmic] "Soup's on!"