Screaming Animals

"*Did you know frogs can scream?*"
―Erik
Screaming Animals is the 67th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on April 27, 2017.

## Summary

After Erik defends gender equality and gay rights in his previous videos, a bunch of people scream in the comments in a fit of prepubescent rage. So he decides to switch it up a bit and watch some videos of animals screaming. He starts with a screaming frog and does an Alex Jones impression.

Erik decides that this video doesn't need exposition so he puts on a video of screaming goats. Some of the comments are good, but some of them are political so Erik decides to fit in with a comment about Donald Trump's kids. He watches a video of a siamang monkey screaming and leaves a comment about the siamang being endangered.

Next he puts on a video of a parrot saying "what the fuck." He finds a comment etiquette recurring joke in the comments and writes one of his own. Then he puts on a video of a screaming goat and the same recurring joke is in the comments, but he decides just to leave a normal comment.

He tries to watch a video of a cat screaming, but he puts on a video of a man screaming at a cat. Then he finds a video of a cat screaming while mating with another cat. He tries to leave a comment on this video, but suddenly he's in a video game so instead he plays a screaming Tawny Frogmouth to his teammates. Then he teamkills them.

Then Erik puts on a video of a screaming koala and asks for relationship advice in the comments. Finally, he puts on a video of a yak, except it's clearly a goat. Erik tries to leave a comment about this but someone else has already left the exact same comment that he had just typed.

Erik scolds the students from the beginning for telling him what to do because he has tenure, warning them that he'll do a lesson about crib death if they test him. He runs an ad for his merch and then announces what the next lesson will be.

## Comments

*Lol whiteknight degenerate cuck faggot. How's your wife's son?*
- Hugh Mungus The Legend27

*syrian*
- Erik

*Is your frog screaming in agony because Obama turned him homosexual with a salvo of illicit chemicals? Check out my new “Big Money Salvia Gay Conversion Camp for Pet Frogs" only on the salviaerik dot com store. It's a tiny little camp I built in my backyard full of promiscuous female frogs that'll steer your buddy back into the light of God. There is no money back guarantee I do this impression better than colbert LOL YOU'LL NEVER GET THE KIDS YOU WHORE I'M A PERFORMANCE ARTIST!**legal note: big money salvia's gay conversion camp for pet frogs may contain chemicals that turn male frogs into promiscuous female frogs*
- Erik

*I used to take Donald Trump's sons goat hunting in Africa. It was horrible. I'll never forget when the more retarded looking one (you know the one) bought an entire village just to shoot a kid's pet goat. I dunno what it is with these guys and killing harmless animals. My guess is it keeps them from hunting people so hey, lesser of two evils and all that. If I can get serious about something for a second though, just what the fuck is wrong with their fucking faces? Google “Trump Sons” it's like they learned to smile from a fucking corpse. I almost feel bad, but then I remember when the dark haired bond villain one (you know the one) invented a "Goat Cannon," and no the goat does not go inside the cannon. Anyway, big ups popped my nips off to this and I feel blessed.*
- Erik

*Love this video! So glad someone was able to record this amazing animal, so when they’re all extinct in a couple years we can still show our children this youtube video to make them laugh. Because if I’m not wrong, that is a Siamang monkey, which means it’s fucked. Palm Oil plantations and illegal logging have destroyed most of their natural habitat. On the bright side, at least primates like the Siamang aren’t hunted for their meat in Asia. They’re actually hunted for the illegal pet trade, which means poachers have to kill the mother before taking her infants. Most of those infants die during transportation.**Long story short, buy your Siamang infants now on the SALVIA ERIK DOT COM STORE! Thanks to the palm oil industry we now have a surplus of siamang infants and we’re sellin em at hot prices and keepin em in hot warehouses. You wanna save one? Buy it motherfucker!*
- Erik

*this is me in 27 years when the ocean swallows my beachfront investment property in florida*
- Erik

*Hey did you guys know deer can survive up to 5 minutes underwater? It's incredible the things you learn working for Tyson Foods' Venison Department here in Idaho. We like our deer meat real tough, like a real man should. That's why we employ all manner of disturbing deaths that ensure the deer is tense as a cinder block when it perishes. Now I've worked at Tyson Foods long enough to know that there is no God nor heaven, but if you asked what I think of animal ghosts I'd tell you I'm certainly a haunted man. Did you also know deer could scream oh right shit ah right I forgot what video this was on. Anyway I don't like brown people Trump 2016*
- Erik

*Yo I was fucking my girlfriend the other night and I called her "daddy" by accident. She totally freaked out and I was wondering is she overreacting or is it really just not cool to call your girlfriend daddy when you fuck her? Also how do I get her to respond to my text messages? Should I just call her daddy again?*
- Erik

*HE'S NOT A YAK! YOU STUPID SPANIARD!*
- Erik and Kena Mallender

## Context

1. ↑ Alex Jones went through a custody battle shortly before this lesson was released. His lawyer argued in court that he was not actually crazy and he was simply a "performance artist" that pretended to be crazy. Jones agreed to this statement in court but denied it later on his show.
2. ↑ The "more retarded looking one" is Eric Trump. The "dark haired bond villain one" is Donald Trump Jr.
3. ↑ Erik's information regarding the Siamang pet trade is true and represents a major threat to the siamang population.

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