Gayna Solo and the Lesbian Horse

*This episode is about chapters 11 to the end of Star Wars: The Crystal Star.*

**If they were a** : Easter Candy

**Heath, Rogue Three:** The Reese's Eggs with the Reese's Pieces inside

## **A Star Wars Question**:

Why does Palpatine think the GOOD LOOKING CLONE is the failed clone and the one we saw in TROS is the successful clone?

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**Highlights:** ==

* Only a magical rabbit can poop out jellybeans.
* They all forgot about Sly Moore.
* "Palpatine's Soul is ugly as a fuck"

> Dramatic Reading: Saf's TROS Novel reaction tweets (Rogue Seven) (link unavailable)
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* The Dark Side causes kidney disease
* Danny is not a cardiologist.
* Ash literally has a broken heart and assures us that it CAN be fatal.
* Saf began to palette swap due to mandarin intake, but now she can count to 50 in French!
* 13:06 Danny sets up an AMAZING sex joke and nobody takes the bait.
* The Dark Side causes scurvy
* 14:00 The Citris Hegemony reference
* 14:53 Dany's Raven Noise
* Galaxy Noise at 15:00, 16:20, 17:20, 24:41, 27:35, 35:27, 38:24, 42:36,

42:46,

* 15:25 "What a man, Solo!"

* ASLYUM is an anagram for CRSEIH
* 17:26 Lady uche and lord qkqku (sic)
* "Why are we introducing new characters in part six?" the Zorii Bliss Principle aka The GRRM Principle
* Jar-Jar Martin, author of Gamies of De Throneses
* "Meesa Watch Has Ended" - Jar-Jar Snow
* Valie-valar Mueegoolis
* Jar-Jar's Droopy Chin Skin haunts Meg's nightmare
* Rogue Podron is the opposite of an Aftermath Stan Podcast
* "That's some people's kink" 23:30, 24:37,
* Luke "I'm mildly inconvenienced so I must be DYING" Skywalker
* Han "Kinkshames your Re-birth/Vore" Solo
* "Hi Gramma Rendar!" 26:55
* Capes > Force Powers, (re: Krennic, Lando, Bail Organa)
* Darth Vader is Anakin and sometimes Natalie Portman, and SOMETIMES Tony the Tiger (re: multiple Vader Theory)
* 29:37 Danny endorses genocide
* 29:55 Meg sings for Vader
* Tom the Fanboy is officially Danny's campaign manager.

* Nothing is better for dissociating than podcasters debating SWEET MEATS.
* The Solo kids: Gayna, Gayson, and Lesbianikan.
* Nobody ships WARTOO
* Rage Tired Mom, Tipsy Tired Saf, Totally Not Dying Ash, and Danny
* Luke Biwalker is jealous of ALL Han's friends except Chewie.
* Cis-Normative Norms is Saf's Snoop Doggy Dogg cover band.
* "Procreator of Justice"
* Danny was right, it WAS on the podcast, and we will find the link later. It was around the Yareal Poof episode.
* "Who among us hasn't had a dream about Yareal Poof?" - Ash
* Danny. Danny has not. But not for lack of trying!
* Lusa + Mister Wuuf for MVP
* 55:30 Saf realizes how phone calls work.
* WOMB SOUNDS at 56:20, 58:55, 59:09,
* I almost google image searched "condom on a microphone" but I resisted the Jedi Mind Trick.
* Surprise upset in the 4th quarter as Saf comes out as a WARU STAN.
* IF Tigris is 15 according to the Galactic calendar, THEN he is about 91 in Tiger years.

* "Things get so small they get big again!" to "That's how parents lose a lot of fights!"
* Gremlin Revulsion Noise at 1:11:02
* Saf is not a puppeteer because she's afraid of puppets.
* Ash's sleep paralysis monster sounds like Tigris!Saf
* That point when you curl up into a ball and start oozing your gender fluid...
* R2-D2 literally hijacked a planet. When has your fave ever? (Doctor Who fans don't react)
* How is Rogue Podron like Republican Senators? 1:20:30
* Can ghosts make money out of themselves?

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> Chapter numbers 13, page 12
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> (Danny as the narrator, Meg as Rillao, Saf a Tigris/Anakin, Ash as Leia/Han Solo, Piano accompaniment: The Eye of the Tiger)
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## **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

What is the ghost of Exar Kun up to, anyway?

**Glistener Responses:**

* Sil -- He's puppeting Palpatine's body.
* Liam -- Zooming around reliving the glory days.
* Grace -- Skipping through the sun drenched fields.
* X-Wings -- Dramatic Reading (Saf as Exar Kun's ghost, Meg as Palpatine's ghost, Ash as Voldemort's Voice)
* TomtheFanboy-- He leveraged his 1990s popularity into a harem anime loosely based on his life. [image]

(Saf this has nothing to do with I Jedi)

* Ben Wahrman -- He goes to Coruscant and hangs out at bars and rants about the good old days.
* Nick -- He writes knock off movies for Hollywood [link to The Sylum studios]
* Yubsie -- He's working on his fantasy Jedi team
* Mika -- He builds a planet of Sith but Palpatine changes the name to Exegol instead.
* Paul -- He founds the #BringBackLegends movement

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Paul (from Ash), Mika (from Saf),
Glistening Confused Jocasta Noo to X-Wings in History
Glistening Padawan Braid to Dinner Leader