David Dorman

David Dorman at Le Canard Mystique magic shop**David Nettles Dorman** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## David Dorman

### Aliases

Dorman the dork(by past bullies)Count Dave-ula

### Catchphrase

Thanks for tuning in, now I'm tuning out! (From David's Lunch podcast)

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

David Nettles Dorman was born to parents Rita and Jerry Dorman. His parents meet at the local morgue where Rita was a mortician and his father was a chemist studying the effects of cryogenic freezing. Dr. Dorman now works at CryoSpace Corps where he does top secret work involving cryogenic freezing and studying its possible uses in space travel. David would often hang around his parents work and it was here he developed a preoccupation with death. He also attended Lower Duck Pond Academy For Boys due to his parents wealth. He hated it here because of he was bullied for his nerdiness. It was during this time he briefly thought he was gay, however after he got to middle school and went to school with girls he realized he was bisexual. His parents were both accepting when he came out after high school.

### **Adult life**

David never went to college and decided to work at the local magic shop, Le Canard Mystique, and pursuing his passion for filmmaking by joining a local film club and makes short films featuring magic and ventriloquism. The club was also how he met his first girlfriend Cary Delton, who he broke up with after she decided to leave the club for the poetry club across the street rhat meets at the Frogurt Land. To this day they compete to win the Duckdance Film Festival award for best propaganda film. Neither has ever won. Currently he performs ventriloquist and magic shows for local kids at schools, restaurants, and clubs. He also has currently a small crush on his ventriloquist dummy, Reginald, which makes performing with him awkward. David also believed he was a vampire in the past due to his parents professions the death industry. He now goes to therapy and while the delusions persist, he is a very happy and balanced person in general.

## **Personality**

David is a film nerd and his obsession with classic horror led to his mild delusion that he is part vampire and was bitten as a child. He enjoys red meats still out of habit, particularly the Werebeasts feast at the Maidenburger. He has a love for local restaurants and always enjoys trying new foods. Mostly he's just a friendly guy who likes to host community events and spread his love of film and closeup magic.

## **Appearance**

He has brown eyes, medium length black hair, and an awkward smile. He dresses like Harold from Harold and Maude but much tackier and with more print scarves and novelty platform hamburger shoes. He also wears glasses.

## **Hobbies**

David's hobbies include making and handing out pamphlets for the local film club as well as producing, directing, editing, and starring in his arthouse advertisements for the film club and ventriloquist movies. Most of them are filmed in the Party City without permission. He also podcasts about David Lynch and local restaurants(his favorite is Maidenburger) on his breaks. He also listens to too much Talking Heads and Psychadelic Furs vinyls in his free time.

## **Trivia**

Has submitted his short films to numerous prestigous festivals including the Duckdance Film festival of Lower Duckpond and has a dozen restraining orders from different film festivals for forcefully entering and bothering staff which he's very proud of.

His favorite food is Werebeasts Feast from the Maidenburger done rare