How I Ate That Ballsack

**How I Ate that Ballsack** is a critically-acclaimed live talk-show hosted by yours truly, Donald J. Trump, where he talks about various life tales… mostly centered around the time he ate a ballsack, as suggested by the show's title.

## Production

While Donald Trump is the host and show's creator, the series consists of:

* Bulkus Jojee & Schlonald Dumpucus as Producers
* Pooppee Fartface as Executive Producer
* Shishshas Jooby & Schloony Piksualk as Sound Designers
* Pooppee Fartface III, Donald Trump 28,323, TroompyPoompy and Schleve Barvey the 45th as Art Designers
* 520 other random strangers who cares

The show was first thought of when Trump was sitting on his poop-themed couch watching The Golden Girls. He suddenly thought of ballsacks and wondered "I really like these sacks. What if I made my own show themed around ballsacks?" So the president did exactly that, with the help of random homeless people.

## Episode List

As of July 25th, 2019, How I Ate That Ballsack consists of 6 Seasons and 226 episodes.

### ***Season 1***

1. How The Ballsacks Began
2. Peppers and Ballsacks!
3. How I Licked That Ballsack
4. How I Vomited On That Ballsack
5. How I Schlenkoed on those Ballsacks
6. How I Juggled Them Balls (ft. Guest Star Dr. Phil)
7. Ballsack BIrthday
8. The Smell Of A Presidental Ballsack
9. The Ballsacks of Time
10. Ballsacks Supreme
11. Ballsacks and Gameshows (ft. Guest Star Steve Harvey)
12. Ballsacks For Another Season
13. The Time My Ballsack Played Soccer
14. The Ballsacks of Time 2
15. The Ballsack Warrior
16. When A Ballsack Tells a Joke (ft. Guest Stars Sal, Murr, Joe, and Q)
17. Ballsacks In Spaghetti
18. The Golden Ballsack
19. The Silver Ballsack
20. The Bronze Ballsack
21. Don’t Judge my Ballsack! (ft. Guest Star Judge Judy)
22. When A Ballsack Tells A Joke 2 (ft. Guest Stars Sal, Murr, Joe, Q, Steve Harvey, Judge Judy, and Dr. Phil)

### ***Season 2***

1. New Seasons, New Ballsacks
2. The Ballsack Warrior 2
3. The Ballsacks of Time
4. Your Ballsack is Cheating on You (ft. Guest Star Steve Wilkos)
5. A Ballsack's Dive into Technology
6. The Ballsacks of Time 0.5: The Prequel
7. Ballsacks Play Mobile Games
8. When My Ballsack Used Twitter!
9. Buttering My Ballsack
10. My Ballsack is not the Father! (ft. Guest Star Maury Povich)
11. New Seasons, New Ballsacks 2
12. The Ballsacks of Time 4
13. How I Vomited On That Ballsack
14. Ballsacks Are Sexy!
15. Ballsack Cuisine (ft. Guest Star Gordon Ramsay)
16. The Ballsacks of Time 5
17. 22 Ballsacks and Counting
18. Getting Your Ballsack ready for a Presidential Campaign.
19. How I Licked That Ballsack 2 The Ballsacks In Time: The Ballsacks of Time 6 (The Super Hour Special) (ft. Guest Stars Steve Harvey, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Sal, Murr, Q, Joe, Steve Wilkos, Maury Povich, and Gordon Ramsay)

### ***Season 3***

1. Ballsacks By the Seaside
2. Zodiac Ballsack
3. Donald's Ballsack Basics Part 1
4. Ballsack Exercise
5. Nocturnal Ballsacks
6. Donald's Ballsack Basics Part 2
7. The Ballsacks of Time 7
8. 88 Ballsacks and Counting
9. Ballsacks are Sexy Again!
10. The Ballsack Warrior 3
11. The Ballsack Community
12. The Ball-Snacks
13. Balls made of Bricks
14. Tall-Balls
15. Bald-Sacks!? (ft. guest stars Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey)
16. Knick-Knack Ballsacks
17. The Ballsacks of Time 8
18. How I licked that Ballsack 3
19. Crawl-Sacks
20. The Ballsacks of Time 9: The Awful Edition (ft. guest star Hillary Clinton)
21. Amazing Ballsacks!
22. Ballsacks and Schlnallvacks
23. Ballsacks? Jawsacks? Or perhaps even Rwallsmacks?
24. Crawl-Snacks 2
25. The Omega Ballsacks of TIme (ft. guest stars Hilary Clinton, Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Judge Judy, Sal, Q, Murr, Joe, Steve Wilkos, Maury Povich and Donald Trump Jr.)

### ***Season 4***

1. The Gall of these Sacks!
2. Jaw-Sacks
3. Jimmy Kimmel and the Ballsack Testicle-Catastrophy (ft. Guest Star Jimmy Kimmel)
4. Ballsacks past Bedtime
5. Ballcracks
6. Ballsacks of Time 10
7. Crawl-Sacks 3
8. Poncho Ballsacks
9. Pristine Penile Sanctuaries
10. Clock-Sacks
11. That time I DIDN'T eat that Ballsack
12. Cluck-Sacks, Truck-Sacks
13. Kimmy Jimmel and Jimmy Kimmel Super Secret Make-Out Shesh (ft. guest stars Jimmy Kimmel and Kimmy Jimmel)
14. Tall Balls 2
15. Tall Balls 3
16. Suckin' Some Super Salty Sacks
17. Crunch-Sacks!
18. Chocolate Ballsacks
19. When them Balls came in Clutch
20. Corny Poop? Smear it on my Ballsack!
21. How I licked that Ballsack 4
22. Cheesey of Deeziest of Nuts
23. Shaving my asshair for the first time in 20 years
24. The Ballsacks of Time 11: Mini-Special
25. The Ballsacks of Time 12: The Final Countdown (ft. guest stars Hillary Clinton, Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Judge Judy, Sal, Q, Murr, Joe, Steve Wilkos, Maury Povich, Donald Trump Jr., Jimmy Kimmel, and Kimmy Jimmel)

### ***Season 5***

1. Tall Balls 4
2. Japanase Ballsacks taste like salt
3. I hate the number 93
4. Lollygagging on Ballsacks
5. I just bought a ballsack-shaped CD!
6. I definitely enjoy eating those Ballsacks
7. Clock-Block
8. How I licked that Ballsack 5
9. Super-Duper Suspenseful Sacks
10. The Ballsacks of Time 13: Invasion of the Indonesian Ballsack Lickers (ft. guest stars Billary Winton Jr., Hillary Clinton, Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Judge Judy, Sal, Q, Murr, Joe, Steve Wilkos, Maury Povich, Donald Trump Jr., Jimmy Kimmel, Kimmy Jimmel)

## Controversy

How I Ate That Ballsack is well known for its large amount of criticism received due to the show promoting Murder, Vandalization, Homophobia, Anti-Semitism, Racism and Pineapple on Pizza. It also majorly lacks creativity and at least 23 episodes are comprised of the exact same stories. The company behind How I Ate That Ballsack ignores all criticism as the show rolls in fat stacks of cash each and every episode. Good thing there aren't any companies likes that in real life!

A famous example of controversy is an episode titled *How I Swear When I'm Juggling All of Them Ballsacks.* This episode is where Trump talks about how he juggles ballsacks. However, he says an excessive amount of cuss words. It is unknown why this is considered bad, considering the show isn't even targeted towards children.

## Notes & Trivia

* After Season 2, there wasn't enough leftover money for more guest stars. Getting Dr. Phil costed $563 Billion and Gordon Ramsay almost didn't make it. 3283 Ballsack Supreme Cakes was able to pay for the cost of affording him as a Guest Star.
* Despite the show's insane production value of $3, the show only makes $0.01 per season.
* The show was renewed for 5 more seasons just right after the first episode aired.
* Billary Winton, Hillary Clinton's 37th great grandma's son's daughter's daughter's son's husband's girlfriend's ex's ex's great grandmother's grandfather's son's sister's boyfriend's sister's wife, was planned to be a guest star. However, technical difficulties occurred the exact moment she walked on stage, so she was killed and the episode was cancelled
* Trump has gone on to state the possibly of a 'How I ate the ballsack' theatrical film. He claims that if the show is successful, he'll look into such an idea.