Woody's Anger Problem/Transcript

<- Woody's Anger Problem

(The Opening Shot shows a total of 7 Characters on the Couch with Link and Nemo moving to Buzz Annoying him)

Buzz: Oh Get Away! (Shakes Link and Nemo off)

Jessie: I Hate Children

(Woody Gets up concerned to see who pooped on his Hair)

Woody: Alright, Which one of you Pooped on my Hair?

Jessie: Your Hair was always brown

Woody: What did you say to me?

(Jessie Releases Her Breath Possessing Woody making him act like a Normal Southern Guy)

Woody: I-I'm So Angry right now, i could- (Burps on Buzz's face) Right on his Face! that's how angry i am

Jessie: (Inaudible) Are you my eyeball

Woody: I-I Don't know, Was it YOU!

Stitch: Sandwich?

Woody: Yeah, Sandwich!

Stitch: My Nostril has a Big Bug in (begins to cry) and i can't get it out

Woody: Just Makes me wanna! (Inaudible Sounds)

Stitch: Alright, Family Meeting! You go to the Restroom or Something

(Woody Leaves the Shot)

(Scene cuts to The 6 Characters Excluding Woody are somewhat in a Hospital Meeting Room)

Tramp: So, Anyone who Played that Boombox Choir?

Woody (Confused): Are you guys talking about, Me?

Tramp: You Know-

Woody: I'm Resting!

Tramp: Go to Sleep

Lady: Oh! Flowers and (Unknown), That would be Fun

Tramp: Well you're a Hippie

Donald: Oh maybe we'll put a Bag Over his Head

(Tramp Becomes Concerned about that idea)

Tramp: Uh, Please tell me, what part of bag, Other than suffocate

Donald: If we put Food in it he could eat the Food

Tramp: Well That's Stupid

Buzz: Oh Maybe we can look at a Calendar (Jessie Farts on Him)

(Jessie Stomps on Buzz and Knocking him Off and Criples Him which resulted in Jessie Leaving the Meeting entirely)

Link: I've got a Great Idea, one time i was at the Dentist-

Tramp: The Dentist?!

Link: So when i was laying down i was Like, ehh... and i was (Breathing) Yeah

Tramp: Well that was Stupid

Link: You did what?

Tramp: No that was Stupid

Nemo: Can i join the Talk?

Tramp: No you're a Soccer Ball

Stitch: Well we can give him Nosesal (Which is a Nose-Injection)

Tramp: Oh my God Stitch that's great idea! everyone's idea Except Lady was Stupid, you know Nemo your idea was the worst join the Circle there's no room

(This Makes Nemo Sad you can Faintly hear him sniffling)

Nemo: Oh, Maybe i'll just cry in the corner like usual

Tramp: Well Good for you

Stitch: Well i'll make him, Better

(Scene Cuts to Woody in his Hospital Room)

Woody: (Burps) Buzz What did i Tell you to- (Muffled Yells)

Stitch (Whispers): Go to Sleep

Stitch: It's okay buddy (Takes Woody to the Surgery Room)

(Scene Cuts to a Reused Room (Tramp's Living Room) resembling the Surgery Room)

Donald: With Nivea Body Lotion you can the Act-tion, Act-tion, with moisturizer, Revelation, and it absorbs the- Oh Hey Stitch!

Stitch: You Know i've used my hand as a Gas Mask

Donald: Oh!

Stitch: Ye, alright, i'll make sure he's sleeping (Procceds to Sit on Woody's Face and farts into his Nostrils)

Woody (Slighty Drunk): cut the farm Mr. Pickles (He Actually refers to Mr. Picklebettoms)

Stitch: Eh, Alright you gotta gently push it down into his Nostrils

Donald: Right we put it right into his Nose

Stitch: SQUIRT!

(Donald and Stitch Sqiurts Nosesal into Woody's Nostril)

Stitch: Alright, He'll be better tommorow

(Donald and Stitch Leave a Slight Drunk Woody behind with Nosesal Cream in his Nostrils)

(Scene Cuts to the Hospital Waiting Room With Woody Walking Strangely possibly due to the Nosesal Side Effects made his Condition Worse and Also Buzz and Jessie Are Present even though Jessie Cripled Buzz in the Meeting and Leaving It)

Woody: Hi Folks! You Know, Some People are Like "Hiiiiiiiii!" and other People are Link "Leave Me Alone!!" (Strange Noise)

Lady: No...

Woody: Hey, hey Tramp

Tramp: Uh No (Woody Burps in his Face Causing him to Gag)

Woody: Oh yeah, that one was Salty

Tramp: Bathroom Please

Woody: I Get it, Hey Buzz! Guess what Animal i am?

Buzz: Uhhh, Woody, You're Acting Weird

Woody: he doesn't know, I'm a Woodpecker (Pecks Buzz's Helmet)

Lady: Uhhh.... Donald?

Donald: Yeah?

Lady: What did you and Stitch Do?

Donald: We gave the Nosesal, and.... Now He's Calm

Lady: Are you sure?

Donald: Yeah Just Look at Him

Woody: Horses, They Go Neigh, And Pigs Go Bark!

Woody and Jessie: OOOH!! I WANNA JOIN!! Bark Bark! (Jessie Screeches) Horses Go Bark I AM A HORSE!! NEIGH! BARK! (Jessie Screams)

Donald: See He's not Even Yelling at Jessie

(Jessie Shrieks As Woody Finishes Her by Landing On Her which Kills Her)

Lady: Uhhh, I Think i'm gonna go check on Tramp

(Offscreen you can Hear Tramp barfing Presumably from Woody Burping into his Face)

Lady: He Needs a Chicken

Donald: I'm a Chicken

(Cuts to another Reused Set (Jessie's House) as Mr. Bob's Supermarket)

Woody: Alright, We're in the Supermarket, Alright we going to WE GOING SHOPPIN' EVERYDAY!

Tramp: We need loyal wives, of course Nemo is German (Mainly due to Nemo was Born in Germany but even though nemo isn't Present)

Link: We're also gonna need this... Plastic beacuse the Real are too Sharp (Knocks Plastic Fork off)

Woody: Oh I-I Get it!

Link: Woody!

Woody: What

Link: Can i have this Kazoo?

Woody: Yeah you can Have this Kazoo

Woody: Right, if you don't wanna get Caught, so you can just call it borrowing

Link: Really?

Lady: Oh that's bad

Woody: No it's good! i Learn that all the Time!

Lady: Don't Steal that Kazoo Link!

Link: No-No! Borrowing

Tramp: Give it a Try Son!

Link: Okay! (Tries the Kazoo), Well, That's Fun

Woody: See, Aren't- (Noise) aren't I a Great Actor, Let's go Home (Loud Inaudible Sound and a Hits the Door)

(Deleted Scene #1)

Woody: OWWWWW!!!

Link: Woody Are you okay!

Woody: No! I Think i kind of (Burp) Bumped my Head

Tramp: But That'll mess up your Brain and Make your Condition Worse!

(Woody is Somehow Holding a Molotov Cocktail)

Link: Where did you grab that Bottle that is somehow on Fire

Woody: On the Floor

Tramp: BUT IF YOU BREAK THAT IT'LL SET THE SUPERMARKET ON FIRE!!

Woody: What do you mean it will set it on Fire it's only a Tiny Fire! (Throws the Molotov into a Crowd setting it on Fire making the Crowd Panic)

(Link, Lady and Tramp Gasps)

Woody: Woaaaah...

Tramp: WOODY! WHAT DID YOU DO!!

Woody: I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD CAUSE THAT MUCH DAMAGAE!?!?

Link: Oooooh, Woody's Going to Prison!

Woody: What do you Mean?

(Link Points at the Confused and Scared Policemen who shakes their Heads and Leaves)

Woody: They're Just Scared because of the Destruction i Caused

Link: Oh Come On!

Tramp: How about we go to the Movie Theater and Watch that New Movie by Mr Crab

Woody, Link and Lady (In Unison): Fine

(They Somehow Get out of the Burn Building to go to the Movie Theater)

(End of Deleted Scene #1)

(Scene Cuts to Yet Another Reused Set to Resemble the Movie Theater's Booth Where Lady, Nemo, Tramp, Link and Woody are the Only People in the Booth because no one will watch Mr. Crab's Movies because they're bad, also Lady Scratches Link's Eye whilst nemo attemps to Touch Woody)

Nemo: Click

(Woody Loses it)

Woody: Get out of here you Fart

Lady and Link: (Chatting)

Woody: Oh that's fine you just need Glasses

(Lady and Link Continues to Chat Annyoing Woody)

Woody: SHHHHHHHH!!! THE MOVIE'S STARTING!!

(Lady and Link Still Continues to Chat without taking Woody's Warning and Tramp eventually puts a End to it)

(Scene Cuts to the Movie)

The Annoucer: The Crabs: Gummy, I HAVE MANY LEG!, I said that wrong, (Not Normal Sound) That's Crabdd it's good For you!

Pirate #1: I Can't wait to get Some Ice Cream!

Captain Hook (Altrenate Voice): Yep, many Ice Cream is Good!

Pirate #2: Do i Know you?

Pirate #1: Yes!

(Mr. Crab comes along)

Mr. Crab: (Groans) This Stupid- (Stops and admires it) Oooh looks good but (Flips The Ice Cream Truck), This is a Rip-off of Lego so None of it is Good!

Pirate #1: Hey Sir!

Mr. Crab: Hey, How you're doing?

Captain Hook (Normal Voice): I'm Captain Hook!

(Mr. Crab Disassembles Captain Hook's hair)

Captain Hook (Normal Voice): My Hair!

(Mr. Crab Decapitates Captain Hook who for some reason still Breathing/Alive)

Captain Hook (Normal Voice): MY HEAD!

Pirate #2: Hey what are you Doing?

(Mr. Crabs Replaces Captain Hook's Head with a Lego Brick)

Captain Hook (Normal Voice): No

Pirate #1: THE END! (Wheezes)

Captain Hook (Normal Voice): No Please (Groaning) (Stuttering Screams) (Thuds the Floor) Stupid rip off (As Mr. Crabs Eats Him)

(Scene Cuts Back to the Movie Theater Booth)

(TV/DVD Version)

Woody: I've just Realized, Guess what i am

(Lady Whimpers)

Woody: I'm a Crab! I'M A CRAB!! (Creepy Noises)

Tramp: Woody what in the Potato are you doing?!

Woody: I'M A CRAB! (More Creepy Noises)

Tramp: But Crabs don't speak?

Woody: What did you Say? PINCH! PINCH!

(Tramp Screams)

(Woody Laughing Creepliy)

Woody: Hey Guys, want to go to the Trampoline Park

Tramp: Sure Then...

Woody: Okay (More Creepy Noises)

(Youtube Version)

Woody: I've just Realized, Guess what i am

(Lady Whimpers)

Woody: I'm a Crab! I'M A CRAB!! (Creepy Noises)

Tramp: Oooh can i Join!

Woody: Yeah sure (More Noises)

Lady: (Still Whimpering Noises)

Woody: What, PINCH! PINCH!

(Lady Screams in Pain and Woody Still Making Creepy Noises)

Woody: Hey Tramp, Wanna Go to the Trampoline Park?

Tramp: YEAH! I LOVE THE TRAMPOLINE PARK!

Woody: Let's Go! (Creepy Noises)

(Scene Cuts to the Trampoline Park)

Tramp: Okay, Why, Why aren't we- Oh, I Guess We're Jumping

Woody: OH YOU CAN HAVE A SEIZURE I CAN HAVE A SEIZURE!! (Strange Noises)

Tramp: Oh Look at! Look at that Height!

Woody: Ooooh I Wanna do that!

Tramp: Weeeeeeeeeee!!

Woody: My Turn!

(Slowed-Down Footage)

(Woody Does a Creepy Noise and Flies)

(Cuts to a Short Clip of Woody Flying)

(Cuts to a Shot of Woody Hitting the Table)

(TV/DVD Version)

Tramp: (Gasps) Oh Not Again!

(Woody Slightly Twitches and starts to making Noises and eventually has a Seizure and starts to Scream like a Idiot)

Tramp: No no no no no no AAAAHH!! (Gets hit By Woody), NO PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP STOP STOP!! (getting beaten up Whilist Woody is Laughing and Screaming Like Crazy)

(Lady Attempts to Punch Woody in the Head which doesn't affect His Craziness but somehow Knocks him out)

Lady: The Deed is Done

Link: Right Then, STITCH!! DONALD!!

Stitch and Donald (In Unison): Yes?

Link: Woody's Problem got alot more Worse

Donald: How?

Link: He Slammed his while jumping of the highest point of the Trampoline Park

Donald: I Think it's about time we Cure Woody for Real with some Help

Link: Okay

Donald: Come here Sheriff

Woody: HA! DID YOU THINK YOU CAN GET RID OFF ME!

(Youtube Version)

(Scene Cuts back to Tramp's Living Room with everyone who appeared in the Episode with Link Jumping on Woody who was Knocked out in the Youtube Version)

Link: Weeeeeeee!!

Stitch: Sandwich

Woody: Oh! Can i join the Festivities?

Link: Sure!

(Woody Humming and goes into his Crab Mode and Screams like an Idiot Again and Coughing Noises)

Woody: THAT'S SO FUN! WEEEEEEEE!! (Inhales) OW!

Lady: EXCUSE ME?! I Do not want any of these in my House!

Woody (Whispers): I Think She's talking to You

Tramp: No, it's-It's Stitch

Woody: Uhh

Stitch: it's not Me

Donald: Uhh It's Nemo

Woody: Yeah i Agree with you it's Nemo

Lady: I Do Not want anyone in my House! You need to fix this Prop (Which refers to Woody) I'm just Angry, Grrrrrrrrr, I Do not want this (Squeaks) So does anyone

Donald: I'm happy to say we'll fix the Problem

Lady: I hope so... No i think we need a Doctor

Stitch: I'm a Doctor!

Donald: And I'm One Too!

Stitch: No you're a Nurse

Donald: Oh Yeah Sorry

Stitch: We can Fix Her up we can (Inaudible Scream)

Donald: (Inaudible Cry)

Lady: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!

Stitch: Don't Keep Him Awake!!

Donald: Okay... Come on there Sheriff

Woody: HA WELL! GOING TO THE PUBLIC RESTROOM!

Donald: Yeah

(Stitch and Donald Along Woody Leave the Shot)

(Cuts Scene to the 2nd Surgery Room which intentionally Stitch Offscreen took a Break at a Bar to have a Quick drink and got Drunk)

Donald: Right

Stitch: (Grunts) What Happened Last Night (Moans) (Inaudible)

Donald: (Yawns) Adios

Stitch: Can you Come Here

Unnamed Nurse: (Noise)

Stitch: You Need to Fix this Man, Because what happened Last Night

Unamed: Nurse: OH! OKAY! (Goes and gets the Scalpel) Here's this Stick!

(The Unamed Nurse Hits Woody Making him React and Exclaims and throws the Scalpel and reverting Him Back to His Normal Self)

Woody: (Breathing) What Did you Do, What did you do?

Stitch: Hmmm..

Donald: Oh It's Nothing

Unamed Nurse: HEY CAN YOU GET THIS DUMPSTER DOWN!

Stitch: Sure (Knocks Woody down) (Giggles) You i always wanted do to a Hobo (Procceds to Knock Unamed Nurse Down Whcih in Resulted Killing Her)

(Extended/Deleted Scene #2)

(The Part of the Final Versions of TV/DVD and Youtube Versions)

(Scene Cuts to Jessie Upclose)

Jessie: I Like to do the Diggity Diggity-Diggity-Doo

(The Part of the Extended/Deleted Scene)

Donald: Hey Jessie!

Jessie: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

Donald: We Fixed Woody!

Jessie: Awwww... I Liked him like that!

Donald: Ohhhh.. I Know.. But it's causing Chaos

(Jessie Spazes out)

Donald: Okay then

(End of Deleted Scene #2)

(Cuts Scene to The Same Set as from the Deleted Scene)

Jessie: I Like to do the-

Donald: I'm Happy to say we fixed the Problem

(Woody Enters the Shot Looking Rather Mad)

Woody: I'm so Angry! I Can have a Seizure! Nemo Come Here! (Squeaky Voice) Come Here Nemo! Come Here! Come here Fishy!

Nemo (Altrenate Voice): Present

Woody: i'm gonna- (Suddenly Cuts Off)

Woody: Come On Let's Go!

Stitch: Hey Wait

(Nemo Screams as accompanied by banging Noises indicating he's getting Beaten Up)

Stitch: HE'S STILL ASLEEP!!

(They Chat A Little Until Donald Burps, But it doesn't make Tramp gag but instead look Disgusted)

Tramp: That Burp smells Like Spinach, You know i hate Spinach, Let's Watch Football

Donald: Oh I'm Fine let's Watch Football

Jessie: I Hope We (Inaudible) (Screeches)

Tramp: Football!

(Episode Ends with Jessie Doing a Creepy Nosie upclose Meaning the Episode Ends with a Jumpscare)

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