Murder Drones (2021) KILL COUNT

**Murder Drones [PILOT] (2021) KILL COUN**T is the fourteenth video of Max's series, The Kill Count (List of Kill Counts) It is hosted and edited by Maximus Nikolai Davila

## Overview

Uzi gives exposition about the Worker Drones, the elimination of biological life on Copper 9, and the arrival of the Disassembly Drones by orders of JCJenson, their parent company. In the present day (not too long after the Disassembly Drones arrive), Uzi presents her slideshow and her railgun, much to the horror of her peers and the apathy of her teacher, who points out that the homework was a word problem on buying watermelons and that her repressed emotional baggage was only worth 2 points on the rubric. The railgun ends up malfunctioning, causing an explosion. Later, Uzi is in the sickbay after the accidental explosion, where she talks to Thad about her plan to sneak to the Corpse House and find the last part for her railgun. Thad questions if it is necessary, seeing as Uzi's father, Khan Doorman, built doors specifically so they didn't need to do that "emotionally repressed stuff". Uzi seems to get angry at Thad, then leaves, clarifying she is not angry, just generally hormonal. At 3 AM, she gears up and steals the master door key from her dad's office. Uzi tries to sneak out but is met by her dad, who asks why she is there. Uzi lies by saying she wants to examine Door 1 as help for a school project, and is let out, after which Khan exclaims, "They grow up so fast..." After she sneaks out to the Corpse House, Uzi finds the component she needs but is attacked by N, who impales her hand with his nanite syringe and throws her against a wall. Uzi successfully ends up shooting N's head off with the railgun, but his head reassembles. In desperation, Uzi smacks N's head with a severed robot arm. N boots up blind and amnesiac, then responds, "Did you just slap me with that arm?" to which Uzi, who did not know Murder Drones could communicate, bluntly stated, "Holy crap, it talks." Due to his optical sensors being temporarily knocked out, N assumes that Uzi is a new member of his squad and that there are more of his kind out hunting. Uzi then tries to leave, but she clutches her hand as a result of N's earlier attack on her. N then tells her that they can use their saliva to neutralize the nanites. Uzi heads to the Landing Pod and has N put his saliva on a dismembered hand and uses it to stop the infection. N, still not suspecting Uzi of being a Worker Drone, briefly talks about the Disassembly Drones' functions and V and J, his other teammates. Uzi then realizes that the landing pod is actually a spacecraft that could get the Worker Drones off the planet. She then questions him over what JCJensen would do to them once the Worker Drones were all killed. J and V then return from their hunt. V notices Uzi and remarks about using her as practice as a balloon animal, but stops when J finds N appearing to be offline and knocks him back to his senses. N then realizes that Uzi is actually a Worker Drone and that she had attacked him with a railgun, spotting her tracks in the snow. He then exclaims that he left a dangerous weapon lying around as an excuse to throw his teammates off, who are not convinced. As Uzi flees from the Corpse House, N pursues her back to the WDF hideout where he pries open the blast doors before they could fully shut and breaks the control system. He then proceeds to slaughter the four Worker Drones while pursuing Uzi. Uzi then runs into her father, who's horrified by the destroyed doors and the Murder Drone. N flies right in front of him, causing Uzi to tell him to move aside so she could amend her problem. Khan fails to move, allowing N to impale Uzi with his wing. While he admits that he appreciated spending time with her, he couldn't let her use the weapon on V. Uzi pleads with her father to grab the gun and shoot N, but he simply closes the doors on her. The act surprises N that he looks at Uzi with sadness before V and J arrive, upon which he tosses her aside to prevent them from killing her. Impressed that N had finally done something useful for once, V flies off to slaughter the Worker Drones. Before J could fly off, N questions J about the Worker Drones and that they could get them off the planet, but J impales him in the chest with an infection virus, slyly stating that it was what she wanted to hear. She sarcastically apologizes for having to put him down before flying off. With the two Disassembly Drones gone, Uzi comes out of hiding and scolds N as she tries to pursue them. Realizing that she can't get after them, she reluctantly removes the virus from N. At the evacuation spot, Thad attempts to rally the WDF to fight the Murder Drones, but nobody helps. V impales Thad and is about to kill him, but stops when Uzi and N arrive. N complains to J about being treated harshly, but also points it out as constructive criticism. V throws Thad to the side before Uzi decides to fight J, leaving N with V, much to his disappointment. Uzi throws the JCJensen pen at J and hits one of her headlights, causing her to stumble. J fires a machine gun at Uzi before commending the quality of JCJensen products. Uzi uses the distraction to dropkick the pen into her eye, causing her to fire a powerful laser which both Uzi and N narrowly dodge. V fires a missile at N, who likewise tries to retaliate, only to have hearts steam out of his launcher before he gets sent flying. J then launches an EMP blast to disable Uzi, while N clashes with V. Seeing Uzi in danger, he apologizes to V and licks her blades, causing her to become disgusted. He uses the distraction to slam her into the ground. J commends Uzi for providing some sort of resistance, but as she goes through a monologue, Uzi stabs her leg with her stinger, causing her to stumble and fall. She then points her railgun and threatens to shoot if she says another buzzline, which she does and ends up being seemingly annihilated by the railgun. N subdues V with her tail as the Worker Drones come out of hiding and thank Uzi and N for their resistance. Khan then emerges from the crowd, much to Uzi's anger as he had left her for dead. She decides to banish herself from the colony and leaves with N and V. Near the end, Uzi is seen sitting on a broken car staring at the sunrise. N stands inside the Corpse House because sunlight would kill him, calling out to her about how he hopes she's "having important character growth or something". Uzi says she's just thinking about killing all humans and starts laughing maniacally as her eyes flicker yellow. The episode ends as the camera zooms out to show three other pods flying towards Copper 9.

## Deaths

### Counted Deaths

1-12. Worker Humans: Disintegrated in planet core explosion - 0 mins in

13. Worker Drone: Decapitated offscreen - 1 min in

14-22. 9 Worker Drones: Exploded - 1 min in

23. Worker Drone: Seen Dead in snow - 7 mins in

24. Head of Worker Drone: Head crushed by N - 8 mins in

25. N (temporarily): Head exploded w/ railgun by Uzi - 9 mins in

26-32. Grant & His 6 Family Members: Killed off-screen /??? by V - 11 mins in

33. Todd: Stabbed with needle / decapitated by N - 15 mins in

34-35. Makarov & Unnamed Worker: Exploded / Throat eaten out by N - 15-16 mins in

36. Braxton: Sliced IN HALF! by N - 16 mins in

37. Decapitated Worker Drone: Killed by J offscreen - 21 mins in

38. J: Upper-body decimated w/ railgun by Uzi - 24 mins in

### Semi-Counted Deaths

* Entire World Population: Disintegrated in planet core explosion
* Spire of Corpses: Killed by the Murder Drones

## Trivia

* If Max counted the entire Earth population that died when the planet core explosion wiped out the world, The Kill Count would have had the most amount of deaths (with currently 7.9 billion deaths), making it impossible for any other Kill Count to achieve over.
* This was currently the highest Kill Count, overachieving Eddsworld: Fun Dead by 10 (with 28) until Kombat Kids overachieved (with 44).

## Villains

* N (temporarily)
* J
* V