Cane-Do Attitude

"**Cane-Do Attitude**" is a Mainline Quest in *Wizard101* and the 61st Mainline Quest for the Wallaru storyline. It was released on live servers with the rest of the Wallaru expansion on November 27, 2023. The Quest continues from "Morp and Memories" and leads to "The Woe Warrior."

## Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* **Superior Judge Rozzer** (Superior\_Judge\_Rozzer\_WL-BILLA) — Elizabeth Maxwell
* **Joan Locke** (Joan\_Locke\_WL-BILLA) — Jenny Larson
* **Mr. Cane** (Mr\_Cane\_WL-BILLA) — Alexander Brandon
* **Judge Nelson** (Judge\_Nelson\_WL-BILLA) — Alexander Brandon
* **Hostage** (Cabins\_Hostage\_WL-BILLA) — Unknown

## Dialogue

Previous: "Morp and Memories"
(*Talking to Superior Judge Rozzer in Billabong Resort*)

 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** I told him about the Dream Water Treaty, he did not care. And then Judge Nelson sided with him and they both took the Cabins hostage.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Normally, I'd just storm in there, rangs a-boomin'. But he's gold class, so the handbook says "discretion."
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Besides, Nelson knows all our tricks, but not yours. This has gone too far. Break into the Cabins and bring down Cane.
(*After entering the Cabin*)

 **Joan Locke:** Cane! What in the blazes are you doing, man?
 **Mr Cane:** Maintaining my investment. Absent that Dream Water, what do we have? A cozy, mid-tier resort? Bah! I can't charge 500,000 gold a night for that!
 **Joan Locke:** But that wasn't the point! We were meant to create a refuge, a haven in the desert, for everyone.
 **Mr Cane:** Oh, don't give me that. Your eyes glinted gold just as mine did when the prices went up. It was your idea, Ms. Locke, your dream.
 **Judge Nelson:** If the Dreaming so enlightened you, shouldn't you want everyone to try it? And nothing wrong with making money for our efforts.
 **Mr Cane:** Placebos won't work forever. We have to sell the real thing. The Dreaming stays here. The prices stay high.
 **Mr Cane:** And, Wizard, I should get a nice reward for shipping you off to Lord Rottingham personally.
(*Cheat voicelines when fighting Mr. Cane*)

 **Mr Cane:** Careful now. Mind the Hostages.
 **Mr Cane:** Worthless hostages can't even stay captured!
 **Mr Cane:** I'll show you corruption!
(*After defeating Mr. Cane*)

 **Mr Cane:** No! No! I can't fail... I'm too good at business!
 **Hostage:** Ta... as they say. At any rate, I am off to demand a refund.
 **Judge Nelson:** Blimey... as THEY say. You know this won't change anything? Wallaru needs tourism. That tourism needs the Dreaming.
 **Judge Nelson:** What else do we have? Exciting opportunities to be eaten by a flying shark? No, there will be other attempts.
 **Judge Nelson:** Rozzer may be a soft touch, but the Prime Minister won't be. The current arrangement won't stick much longer. The Dreaming will be seized.
(*Talking to Superior Judge Rozzer after exiting the Cabin*)

 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Soft touch? Me? I'll kick him in the eye. At least you got the hostages safe. This is why I don't care about politics. Just the law.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Yeah, no, yeah, good point, Wizard. Can't have one without the other. \*Sigh\* Okay, okay, let's put our heads together here.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Way I see it: Wallaru has no economy without selling the dream, as it were. But some people's dreams shouldn't be fulfilled.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** Townies and Drovers both make good points, both act like idiots sometimes. So the solution would seem to be...
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** ...Explosions? Ah?
 **Joan Locke:** In this rare instance, I fear explosions are not the answer. The monsters you face are your reflections; you must find a way to improve what you see.
 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** With violence! No, no, not violence. The other one. Talking? In the neutral Wobbegong. You bring the Drovers, Ms. Locke. I'll take the Wizard.
(*Talking to Superior Judge Rozzer in the Wobbegong Territory*)

 **Superior Judge Rozzer:** I don't know if I'm up for this, Wizard. Negotiations are delicate, careful things. Feels like you brought a hammer to knit a sweater.
Next: "The Woe Warrior"
## Notes

* The title is a play on the phrase "can-do attitude."