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Jack Black vs. Jack White

### Transcript

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the battle of the Jacks? In this corner, we have the Tenacious D himself, Jack Black! And in the opposite corner, we have the White Stripes mastermind, Jack White! Get ready for an epic rap battle!

Jack Black:

I'm the king of comedy, the master of fun

You're the dude from Detroit, Mr. White and bland

Your music's so boring, it makes me feel dead

My films make you laugh so hard, you'll pee in your bed

Jack White:

You think you're funny, but you're just a goof

I make real music, not some lame spoof

Your acting is silly, your jokes are stale

My guitar riffs will make your ears prevail

Jack Black:

You may have some skills on that six-stringed thing

But in terms of entertainment, I'm the king

I've got charisma and style, I know how to move

You're just a pale imitation, dude

Jack White:

Your humor is cheap, your jokes are weak

I'm a legend in music, your fame's just a peak

Your movies are forgettable, your acting is bland

I'm a rock star, and you're just a clown in the sand

Jack Black:

Well, you may be a rock star, but I'm a jack of all trades

I sing, I act, I make people laugh for days

You may have sold some records, but I've got a bigger crowd

When I'm on stage, people scream out loud

Jack White:

You talk a good game, but your rhymes are lame

Your comedy is overrated, it's time for a change

You're not a real musician, just a funny guy with a mic

I'm Jack White, and you're just a punchline tonight

Jack Black:

You may think you won this battle, but I've got one more thing to say

You're just a washed-up rocker, and I'm the king of Broadway

So pack up your guitar, and go back to Detroit

While I entertain the masses and take my his rightful spot

(The crowd erupts into cheers and applause as Jack Black takes the trophy for the best rap performance, leaving Jack White in defeat.)
Vibingleaf VS Trevor Henderson

Pre-Battle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

VIBINGLEAF

VS

TREVOR HENDERSON!

BEGIN!

Trevor Verse 1

Hello there plant man, got any fans?

I Create More Bony Things BONIER THAN SANS!

Do You Think That You'll Get This Rap In The Bag?

My Best Creation 'Takes You Out And He's My Cartoon Cat!

As I'm Walking Through My Own Walls...

I'm Thinking Of Making The World MY OWN THRALL! (OOHH!)

As You Meet You're FINAL FATE. (Which Is Such A Disgrace.)

I Think Of How I PUT YOU IN YOU'RE PLACE!

Alaa (Vibingleaf) Verse 1

hey trevor!, do you ever think of the pretty purple stars? and think YOU'RE BUILT OUT OF YOU'RE OWN DIRTY BRUISES AND DIRTY BLOODY SCARS!

WOULD YOU EVER THINK YOU GOT IN FIRST PLACE LIKE WE'RE RACING SUPER FAST CARS! (BOOM!)

OH PLEASE MAN, I GOT SUPER STRONG HANDS AND I'LL SLAP ALL THE WAY INTO MARS!

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT? YOU LITTLE TOT, THAT YOU THINK THAT THIS IS BIZARRE?

I'LL PUMMEL YOU A MILLION TIMES WITH MY ARTWORK AND GUITARS!

IF YOU THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS BAD, DO YOU WAN'T ME TO TAKE A RE-TAKE?

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, MICKEY MOUSE, I'LL SLAP YOU OUT YOU'RE SAKE!

YOU'RE PEOPLE WANT, MORE ICONIC HAUNTS BUT I GOT ALL THAT ALL COVERED.

MY BETTER PEOPLE WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO IGNORE ALL THOSE ARTWORK SPUTTERS!

and should i take a break every week on twitter to make my fans so (Squeak sound effect) bitter (NOPE!)

YOU BETTER WALK BACK OR THE RED MIST COMES AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN HOPE!

YOU ATHEIST! YOU'RE THE CRAZIEST!

DO YOU WANT ME TO END MY VERSE HERE?

MY VOICE WAS CREATED JUST MADE CLEAR,

WHILE YOU'RE SIPPING ON THAT BEER!

(trevor and alaa verses 3 and 4 coming soon!)
Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy

(Season 1 Battle 9, written on 13th March 2023)

**BATMAN!**

**VS!**

**IRON MAN!**

**BEGIN!**

## Vegan Teacher Verse 1

* Welcome to class!, students, today we'll learn about a cunt.
* Who is too much of a pussy to look at me in the front.
* This little runt reminds me of Gordon Ramsey.
* A CRUEL NON VEGAN CHEF WHO IS REALLY NASTY!
* I'M TIRED OF FOOLS LIKE YOU MISTREATING ANIMALS!
* YOU EAT THEM, MISTREAT THEM AND BEAT THEM!
* WATCH DOMINION.COM TO BE A BETTER PERSON!
* AND AFTER TODAY, YOU'LL REALLY LEARN SOMETHIN.

## Poison Ivy Verse 1

* I'm tired of this class, you know what i'm gonna do.
* I'm gonna kick your ass and then i'll kill you.
* Let's talk about your dog Bella.
* She is a really poor fella, who is mistreated creature.
* Trapped in the household of That Vegan Teacher.
* You bother everyone from Mr Beast to Kallmekris.
* Seriously mam, you just like taking the piss.
* You're older than the Queen of England.
* Somebody take this fossil back to the Museum.

## Vegan Teacher Verse 2

* Oh my!, you're worser than Hitler.
* TRYING TO TAKE MY DOG AWAY!
* SHUT UP YOU DUMBASS,YOU AND QUINN ARE GAY!
* NO ONE WILL STOP THE VEGAN TEACHER!
* I'LL ABOLISH MEAT EATERS, AND HEAT YA!
* YOU WON'T STOP ME!, YOU'RE A PATHETIC FRIGGA
* AFTER ALL I REPURPOSED THE WORD NI-

## Poison Ivy Verse 2

* Okay that's enough, you can't let anyone vibe yeah.
* From Ben Of The Week to his uber driver.
* You're getting owned by people like Oompaville.
* This is gonna be a thrill, i'm moving to Canada and going straight for the kill.

## Trivia

* This Is That Vegan Teacher's first appearance.
* This Is Poison Ivy's first appearance.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. War Machine VS Robin
5. Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon
6. Iron Man VS Thanos
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. **Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy**
10. Andrew Tate VS Kingpin
11. Dhar Mann VS Two-Face
12. Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Andrew Tate VS Kingpin

(Season 1 Battle 10, written on 16th March 2023)

**ANDREW TATE!**

**VS!**

**KINGPIN!**

**BEGIN!**

## Andrew Tate Verse 1

* What's up- ew, you're a fat fuck.
* Go to gym, oh wait! you'll get stuck inbetween a door, seems you're out of luck.
* I don't go slow, I GO FAST!
* Trust me, you're a bald Daz Black, I'm spitting facts like I'm on crack.
* Unlike you, I actually have friends like Tristan Tate who got my back.
* Let's get back on track.
* Infact, you couldn't even beat the Spider-Men, but then again.
* You're wife and son went poof, in the car crash, and that's the last time you'll ever smash.

## Kingpin Verse 1

* SHUT IT FOOL!, I'll take you down along with your men. I killed one annoying pest, i can do it again.
* You're a sexist shit, how worse could you get, i'll fuck you up like i did to Daredevil.
* This prick ain't on my level.
* Andrew, you better be careful, I'm menace to society and I have several.
* friends like Scorpion and Electro, you'll be Green Goblin on deez nuts at the pace of my flow.
* You'll be in pieces like a Jigsaw, trust me, there'll be more.
* You'll be in jail like what happened in Romania, You'll fall of the top row, while I'm flaming hot.

## The Penguin Suprise Verse

* Look at me fools, i'll heat this beat.
* I'm the Penguin and i'll greet you beaks, Kingpin is weak and Tate is too late.
* I'm the best, This is just a test, I'll make you all faint.

## Doctor Robotnik Suprise Verse

* I've got 300 IQ, I'm better than you all.
* A Clout Chaser, Fatass and a Theif.
* You never saw me coming, you're be in disbelief.

## Voldermort Suprise Verse

* You never saw this coming.
* A wizard who is done with your asses.
* I'll burn all you to ashes.

## Andrew Tate Verse 2

* Where the fuck did you all come from?
* I was fighting Kingpin and was having fun.
* A crook, madman and a mistake.
* Look Kingpin, Let's settle our differences.
* We'll need to fight back if we want to win this.

## Kingpin Verse 2

* You know what Tate?
* My answer is yes.
* But we could've ended up like these guys, i guess.
* Let's cause havoc, Let's make a mess.
* We'll break out of prison and cause disruption and distress.

## Trivia

* This Is Andrew Tate's first appearance.
* This Is Kingpin's first appearance.
* This Is The Penguin's first appearance.
* This Is Doctor Robotnik's first appearance.
* This Is Voldermort's first appearance.
* This Is the first time an alliance has formed between two rappers in The PS5's Rap Battle Series.
* This Is the first time 5 rappers rapped in The PS5's Rap Battle Series.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. War Machine VS Robin
5. Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon
6. Iron Man VS Thanos
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy
10. **Andrew Tate VS Kingpin**
11. Dhar Mann VS Two-Face
12. Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Dhar Mann VS Two-Face

(Season 1 Battle 11, written on 17th March 2023)

**DHAR MANN!**

**VS!**

**TWO-FACE!**

**BEGIN!**

## Dhar Mann Verse 1

* Hello Dhar Mann Fam, hope you enjoyed the lesson of not getting an acid bottle thrown at your face.
* Cause this disgrace can't pick up the pace.
* After all my videos, this ain't stopping.
* I'm going to put you in your place, a coffin.
* This criminal can't even kill a Batman.
* Oh damn!
* Makes you think twice about facing me.
* You're a killer.
* You're also a geek, your a weak idiot so shut your mouth and never speak.

## Two-Face Verse 1

* Oh mann.
* You're a "man" who can't be damned.
* to pay your actors, you got no plan.
* So go and scram.
* and stop this spam.
* Dude looks like a brown clam.
* You're entire empire's on fire, there will be no more Dhar Mann,

## Trivia

* This Is Two-Face's first appearance.
* This Is Dhar Mann's first appearance.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. War Machine VS Robin
5. Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon
6. Iron Man VS Thanos
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy
10. Andrew Tate VS Kingpin
11. **Dhar Mann VS Two-Face**
12. Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Michael Phelps vs Boomer's Sperm

**Michael Phelps vs Boomer's Sperm** is the fifth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Extraneous.It features the semen that would become Boomer Phelps against its creator Michael Phelps to see who truly is the better swimmer.

## Cast

SToC as Michael Phelps

Zack as Boomer's sperm

## Lyrics

### Michael Phelps:

Time to rap against this Grey fish that came out of dick.

If I can make BEN drown then I can beat this prick.

I'll drop you in my wife's vagina then you'll mix with her egg,

then you'll be the son of the guy who's big,strong,tough and bad.

When you come out of my wife's pussy you'll suck on her boobs.

Leave me alone cause I'm not in the mood.

You'll always be outshadowed by me even on a surfboard.

Cause I won 10 million million million million million awards.

### Boomer's Sperm:

I'm your semen I could blame you on everything bad in my life.

I will get closer to your wife than you ever will with your wife.

I'm not incestuous,I'm just Saiyan.

Tiem to end this game we're playing.
B-Lo vs Hippie

The very first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Skype vs Discord!

### **It's time for a Skype vs Discord Rap Battle!**

The Skype Side B-Lo Lorbes!

Entertainment 9/10

Valid Points 7.5/10

Writing Ability 8/10

Against

The Discord Side Hippie Rat!

Entertainment 9/10

Valid Points 9/10

Writing Ability 10/1

## Lyrics

### **B-Lo:**

Time to kick you B-Lo the belt line,my vids are simplistic entertainment

While you're rhymes aren't profound they're homosexual gay-ment

You're neither a Hippie,nor a rat,nor the best in the wiki

You're like the grifter inspired film,Little Otik.

### **Hippie Rat:**

Time to burn this burn victim you're like sky I'm critikal

All of you're good points are Hypocritical

HyperJacob96 is a better rapper than you

You lost this battle OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

### **Zack:**

It's Zack coming in hot in the track.

To kick hippie rat in the sack

and stare at a girl's rack.

I'll sit on you like a tack

### **Fel:**

Fel will send you to hell

Isn't that swell?

Remember the time I fell down a well?

I'll leave you more silent than chell.
Sans vs Batman

didn't look like anyone had done this yet, sorry for the repeat if so!!

**Sans vs Batman**is the first installment of **Epic Rap Battles of Batman vs Sans.**It features comedian of the underground, **Sans Undertale**, rapping against the dark knight, **Batman**.

### The Battle

**EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BATMAN VS SANS!**

**SANS UNDERTALE!**

**VS!**

**BATMAN!**

**BEGIN!**

**Sans:**

enter my judgement hall, battington, best to be flat

cause im about to bat all about this unbearable bat

even temmie's more menacing, watch where you're shitty

i had a bad time with simply no fun in arkham city

determinedly dunk on your avengers fakers

you're agaster that im speaking in middle fingers

try to phone home? you're bone-zoned by these rhymes cause you're cattle

batman needs to tries to win, but thats just a death battle

**Batman:**

Here I am... the Dark Knight has risen

While you were solving puzzles, I was training in prison

I'm respected all over, everywhere on the map

I don't need to build friends out of ghosts and scrap!

I'm the bat Gotham picks! Your greatest enemy is kids!

You want that smirk permanent? Why so serious?

Like Frank Underwood I run D.C.; You're the drunk joke of Undertale and a worse MC!

Master Wayne, who is this bone-bone creep? Should I throw him out with yesterdays sheets?
Radical Rad Raddles of Radstory S1E1 - Squidward vs Octodad: THE RAP BATTLE

Hello, this is the only rad series on the internet.......

Read more

HA GOT YOU LETS GET ON WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY!

RADICAL RAD RADDLES OF RADSTORY

SQUIDRAD
VS
OCTORAD '

BEGIN!

**Octodad:**

Blurb, blurb, blurb, blurb. Squidward, bitch you’ll fucking die.

I’m gonna fuck your shit up like a fucking shitty ass fly.

Go fuck Patrick you overrated piece of shit.

You were abandoned as a kid. Do you need a god damn aid kit?

Squidward:

KEEP IT DOWN! I’M TRYING TO READ!

CALL ME BATMAN CUZ I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED!

I WILL SLAP YOU WITH MY NOSE CUZ MY FLOW’S LIKE A HOSE!

I READ PROSE. I’M BETTER THAN THE RHYMES YOU CHOSE!

Octodad:

BTW, only hippies read in 2017, bitch.

Check my box office hits, dummy. I’m rich.

Roses are red, Squidward is blue,

I have a family, while no one likes you!

Squidward:

WHEN YOU RAP, YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING HORSE!

I HATE YOU ‘CUZ YOUR BRAIN'S LIKE WAS WRITTEN IN MORSE!

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE YOU GOT BURNED.

Mysterious Shadow Guy:
LOL screw you. You mentioned me? It’s my turn.

It turns out that the shadow was…...…...…...…...…...…...…...

Raduel Morse:

Don’t talk shit about my invention! This is this wiki’s first royale.

I can tell ‘cuz I can read the fucking doc, pal.

Squidward, you’re a turd. Octodad’s Octo-bad.

You’re pussies, so get out. This series is supposed to be rad.

Samuel is here to fucking beat these shits, ROFL.

I’ll put this coffin on you so please don’t make me cough-le.

That may not be a word but neither are you.

You’re gonna end up like fucking Batshit when I’m through!

Mysterious Shadow 2:

You wanna talk shit? Well, have at you bitch.

You turn me off like a PewDiePie light switch.

Go fucking scribble some dots because it’s that time of the week.

Gonna show these dweeb chumps that they're fucking weak.

Radtrick:

LEDELEDELLEDEL. Keem- I mean Patrick Star is here.

How can you hear my raps? You don’t have ears.

You suck more than PBS. I’m blessed. I leave you possessed.

This is a mess, get some rest, I’ll invest in some sex.

Mr. Rads:

NO! PATRICK! NOW WE’LL GET SUED BY PBS.

PLEASE HAVE MERCY. I DON’T WANNA GO DIVING INTO DEBT!

Radtrick:

Sorry...............................................................

I can see that the battle's ended. YIPEE!

**WHO WON?**

WHO’S NEXT?

IDFK DON'T ASK ME

RADICAL RAD RADDLES OF RADSTORY!

## Trivia

* Unfortunately, Mr. Rads did get sued by PBS and is now homeless. You can donate by going to the website of doom and donating money. At least $1,000,000 is required and if you don't donate, you die!
* This is the premiere of Radical Rad Raddles of Radstory.
* This is the first time Squidward has appeared in the series.
* Radman (Batman) was originally going to be in the battle, but he was scrapped for being stupid.
Radical Rad Raddles of Radstory SEASON 1 PREVIEWS AND HINTS

Hey guys, it's the creator of the raddest series on the internet. I know I've been gone for too long so here are some hints to keep you guys happy! Stay rad!

"----FALCON PUNCH! I'M GONNA EAT THIS FUCKBOI ELF'S RHYMES UP FOR LUNCH! LIVE LO-----"

Hint: They are involved with aircrafts

"I'M ROBIN THIS WIN LIKE A STAFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE A GOOD LAUGH."

Hint: Sidekicks of people that are forbidden to rap against each other forever

"BER ONE! I WILL KILL YOU LIKE A BOOT WHEN I'M DONE"

Hint: Memes

Idk when it will start but it will come soon! Stay rad guys!
Sadler

**Sadler**, jeden z memiarzy, spamerów, Yautja, jeden z illuminatuszy,rzułwi.

Większość tajemnic jest nieznana, powiada się że jest stwórcą rzułwi i illuminatuszy, powstał z narodzin, idiotyzmu i śmieszności, jego pierwszym kumplem był Ahus II, który stworzył MEMY! I jest twórcą DOBRE MEMOWE kappa. Posiada także dużo kumpli, zobaczcie sami.

## Memiarz Tenczowy

    Jeden z najświętszych rzułwi, wraz z jego kumplami przeszukuje internet w celu znalezienia na tyle bekowego filmu, by wrócić do postaci Boga Rzułwi.

## Illuminatusz, lub BUG ILLUMINATUSZÓW

 Jeden z członków rasy Illuminatuszy, są to znaki Illuminati z nogami i rękami, prowadzi on program Spamowanie na śniadanie, a jego teksty rozwalają system.

## This Guy Meme

     Jeden z memów internetowych, jest to postać człowieka który niewyraźnie wykrzykuje nieśmieszne rzeczy.

## Robaczek ,,Haha"

     Popularny mem, z cytatów z Illuminatuszem.
Evil Otto vs Bus Driver Otto

**Evil Otto vs Bus Driver Otto** is the 4st installment of Epic Rap Battles of Extraneous.It features that smiley face Evil Otto against the bus driver from the simpsons Otto to see whose the better fellow in yellow.

## Cast

Fel as Evil Otto

Stofferex as Otto

Chris Carberry,ASZ Productions,SkeepTieel,and Brodecai as Robots

## Lyrics

### Evil Otto:

It's time to give heart attacks to some bus driver slut

### Robot:

You might stop motion if you're heart rate goes nuts,

but I don't have a heart cause I'm a killer.

### Robot:

While you're even worse than a sulfur!

We'll destroy your bus and slam you till you're not breathing

### Robot:

You're getting carri-bitten in the ass until you stop griefing

We'll make you go Berzerk like slim shady,you'll go insane.

### Robot:

Cause we murder little girls who are inane and inhumane.

You'll be one more to go one our sack boy,we don't give a crap so shut it.

### Otto:

I spit dangerous chemicals like the ones that I eat in the opening.

Here's a museum of your defeat it's the grand opening.

I'll run you over with a bus cause you smile too fucking much,

What's with that weird voice robot are you venuzuelan or Dutch?

Every rap battle you appeared in was a piece of crap,

you're in the wrong neighborhood (oh snap!)

Take your outdated effects and suck my joystick.

Then you can play with it or leave,take your pick.

### Evil Otto:

Let's end it now,I'll go .exe on this whore!

Let's make a movie rap battle next year!

### Robot:

No,it's the robot rapping fast I've got very hot peepers

I'll explode on you like a minecraft creeper

what's with the yellow,are you Asian?

I'll smoke your ass 420 blazing!

We won this fight so don't come back,

### Evil Otto:

Now U know not to mess with the circle on crack.

### Otto:

I'm more killer than sideshow bob and Jeff the killer combined,

You're a ripoff of pacman and Polybius' gay mate (why?)

I'll skinner you than I'll mirder your wife

call this the arcade cuz I ended your life

this fight is over now cry to your mama,

I pass the mic to Nelson,

### Otto:

I just busted your joint and cocaine snorts

I may not be Bart but you can eat my shorts!

## Trivia

* The first verse was inspired by that one rhyme thing triple did.
Gary Busey vs. Nick Nolte

### Transcript

Introducing the ultimate showdown between two Hollywood bad boys! In this corner, weighing in at 170 pounds and standing at 6 feet tall, it's the wild and unpredictable Gary Busey! And in the other corner, weighing in at 190 pounds and standing at 6 feet, 1 inch tall, it's the gruff and gritty Nick Nolte! Let's get ready to rumble!

Gary Busey:

Yo, Nick Nolte, you think you're so tough

But I saw you crying in "The Prince of Tides" enough

You're just a has-been with a bad reputation

Compared to me, you're just a mere imitation

Nick Nolte:

You think you're hot stuff with your crazy antics

But your acting skills are nothing but frantic

You peaked in "Buddy Holly Story", that's a fact

And now you're just a punchline in every joke and every hack

Gary Busey:

You got some nerve talking about my acting

When your voice is gruff and your face is sagging

You're just a grumpy old man, stuck in the past

While I'm still going strong, my star power will last

Nick Nolte:

Ha! You're delusional, Gary, it's plain to see

Your career's a joke and a parody

The only thing you're good for is a laugh

And that's why I'm gonna bury you in this rap

Gary Busey:

You may think you got the upper hand

But let me tell you, Nick, you're a one-hit wonder man

You've been out of touch for years, just like your style

And now it's time for you to retire with a smile

Nick Nolte:

Retire? You gotta be kidding me, Gary

I'm still on top, wild and free

And when I'm done with you, you'll be a footnote

In the long history of Hollywood, that's no joke

Gary Busey:

You may think you got me, but I beg to differ

You're just a grumpy old man stuck in the quagmire

I'll still be here, doing it my way

And that's why I'm the king of Hollywood today

Nick Nolte:

Ha! You wish, Gary, you're just a pretender

Your whole career's been a big surrender

I'm Nick Nolte, and I'm here to stay

And that's why I won this rap battle, hip hooray!
The Twin Towers vs Gender

**The Twin Towers vs Gender** is a Bonus installment of Epic Rap Battles of Extraneous.It features 9-11's main target of destruction The Twin Towers against Gender to see who's the better thing that there used to be two of but now it's offensive to talk about.The writer however does not hate LGBTQ or 9-11 victims.

## Cast

HarryPotter2875 and Mancha as The Twin Towers

MetalFire as The Memorial

SesameMalcom99 as Terrorist (cameo)

MultiSuperVids as Male

One of the female RBC members a Female

Yiff Fucker as LGBT

## Lyrics

### **The Twin Towers:**

Tower 1:It's the pair of towers standing tall now where is our enemy?

Tower 2:I'm unable to find them because they're a formless entity.

Tower 1:Male I'll show Female my twin towers

Tower 2:Jetman 300 can't melt steel beams even with super powers

### **Gender:**

M:Let's kick their butts they'll be sleeping with the fishes

F:Hold on a secpond dear,I have to do the dishes.

M:I got fired from the office but it's you who will lose

F:When we pull a DBZ and decide to fuse.

### **LGBTQ:**

It's a million little symbols here to crack your code and jack your ween

Of course we can crack you're code,it's not like you're Ed Gein!

We deserve respect ask Clint Eastwood and Obama

But we'll bomb the shit out of you like Osama!

### **The Memorial:**

To think you'd win you'd have to be insane

I'be got stones in my brain,I'm the cruel god of Mojang!

Bitch,I'm the memorial,historical,more motherly than Toriel

You're too offensive to talk about but I'm a memorial.
Iron Man VS Thanos

(Season 1 Battle 6, written on 15th February 2023)

**THANOS!**

**VS!**

**IRON MAN!**

**BEGIN!**

## Thanos Verse 1

* Destiny has arrived, and i'd like to see you try.
* To make me bleed before you die.
* Been to Xandar and decimated the planet.
* Then killed off Loki as the ship was crashing.
* I arrived at Knowhere and did some trashing.
* Then threw my daughter off a cliff and could see.
* An Idiot in armour try to crush me.
* Assisted by a 12 year old and a wizard.
* I'll cause a big blizzard.
* I'll turn legs to jelly.
* I'll use my blade to slice up your belly.
* I'll end your friends and i'll decapitate you.
* The last thing you see is your armour falling loose.

## Iron Man Verse 1

* Excuse me, what's your name again?
* What were you even ranting on about then?
* I threw a nuke at your spaceship and watched it blow up.
* Once i saw your face, i tried not to throw up.
* I'm the CEO of brains.
* Your appearance in GOTG was just super plain.
* You're nothing to me but a fool who interrupted my relationship with Potts.
* After i kill you, you'll be remembered as a fool because I am right,am i not?.

## Thanos Verse 2

* Power, Space, Reality, Soul, Time and Mind.
* With all the stones, i'll wipe out Mankind.
* With your failure, you're back to me.
* Come on down an take a seat.
* I'll tear you apart until the armour needs to be remastered.
* You're the definition of a stupid bastard.
* Created a killer robot and decided to make another one fast then.
* You're lucky it ended up successful.
* I used the stones to destroy the stones because I am Inevitable.

## Iron Man Verse 2

* You're a bad father and I'm sure you knew that.
* i'll destroy you and behead you on the spot.
* You can call me, Henry VIII.
* We've killed your army and until you lose faith.
* I'll get Thor in here, just wait

## Thor's Suprise Verse

* I've come for vengeance after the death of Loki.
* And no this isn't okey dokey.
* I've arrived with Stormbreaker, Rabbit and Tree.
* I'll cut you through the chest until your blood falls down your knees.
* And then you flead.
* And then you said "You should've gone for the head"
* I'll then leave you on the floor, decapitated and dead.

## Trivia

* This Is Thanos's first appearance.
* This Is Iron Man's second appearance.
	+ His first appearance was Batman VS Iron Man.
* This Is Thor's first appearance.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. War Machine VS Robin
5. Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon
6. **Iron Man VS Thanos**
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy
10. Andrew Tate VS Kingpin
11. Dhar Mann VS Two-Face
12. Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Barq

Tipo/tamanho
 Tendência
 CA
 PVs
 Deslocamento
 Atributos
 Resistências
 Idiomas
 Habilidades Especiais
 Itens Especiais

**Barq** é o nome de um cavalo de Arlengard. Inicialmente serviu de montaria a Kairon Akmenos, e posteriormente passou à propriedade de Salazar, quando Kairon passou a montar seu cavalo das sombras, Shiron. Barq é um cavalo originalmente selvagem, arisco e veloz, e dificilmente aceita ser montado por pessoas que não conhece. Apesar disso, o bárbaro Salazar conseguiu firmar um laço amigável logo a um primeiro momento, o que provavelmente se deve à sua incrível habilidade com animais.
Austin vs Austin vs Austin

**Austin vs Austin vs Austin** is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Extraneous it features famous YouTube gamer Peanutbuttergamer against the international man of mystery against some user from the ERB wiki.

## Roles

JackWolf as Austin Powers

Dusk as PeanutButterGamer

Austin Green as Himself

WoodenHornets as Austin Swift

Replayed Clip of Austin Mahone as Austin Mahone

## Lyrics

### Austin Powers:

Groovy baby! I'll strike some poses!

I'll shag your girlfriend so much she'll be pushing up roses!

### Austin Hargrave:

You're digging your own Hargrave if you enter my castle!

Adventure yeah!

Austin you're such an asshole you changed your ping to asshole!

### Austin Green:

I don't need to take shit from these two this is about to get violent,

You'll end up like that chick from RWBY,SILENT!

### Austin Powers:

Shut up you two,I'll make you my cattle,

Austin,your lines would be better if you wrote them for this battle!

### Austin Hargrave:

But how is that an insult? Wait,what's that noise?

### Austin Green:

Oh shit,please don't let this be a battle royale...

### Austin Swift:

Hey it's Taylor swift's brother. I take photos for the getty.

At the end of this fight I'll shred you all into spaghetti.

I take pics but not of your ugly asses.

My bitchy sister entertains the masses!

### Everyone else:

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EXTRANEOUS!
Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin

(Season 1 Battle 12, written on 22nd March 2023)

### The Battle

**EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

**JOE BIDEN!**

**VS!**

**VLADIMIR PUTIN!**

**BEGIN!**

## Vladimir Putin Verse 1

* Days after the year anniversary of my war.
* Blood will pour from gore like never before.
* While sleepy Joe snores, i will rule the Earth.
* The war will get worse and worse.
* Until i curse your "country".
* Get rid of it all, I'm serious.
* Don't be curious, or i'll be furious.
* Don't go to Russia, or anywhere near it.

## Joe Biden Verse 1

* I'll stop this war like the bomb in Japan.
* So stop this chaos, come on man!
* You're Insane, you're in pain.
* You went after Ukraine, damn you're greedy.
* Reports of you kidnapping children, no need to be needy.
* You can't beat me, Don't even try it.
* So stop destroying our drones, stop lying.

## Trivia

* This Is Joe Biden's first appearance.
* This Is Vladimir Putin's first appearance.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. War Machine VS Robin
5. Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon
6. Iron Man VS Thanos
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy
10. Andrew Tate VS Kingpin
11. Dhar Mann VS Two-Face
12. **Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin**
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Peanuts Massacre vs Waluigi's Murder

**Peanuts Massacare vs Waluigi's Murder** is an installment of Epic Rap Battles of Extraneous it features a two of shittiest trollpastas against each other.

## Cast

Primetec as Charlie Brown

Yobar as Waluigi

## Lyrics

### Waluigi:

Coming straight out of the underground,prepare for a surprise,

as Waluigi murders this Jack-off leaving him with no eyes.

Your rhymes are profound just like your story,

in the end your keyboard will get BLOODY AND GORY!!!

You had a sister but why did you kill her?

I'll suck on your prepubescent cock so go lick a filler

You're left in fear you stupid queer.

When I show up you'll know what happens from here.

### Charlie Brown:

It's Charlie coming in to make your pants brown and yellow,

I heard better rapping in Near vs Mello

Don't come into my town or else I'll be prepared to strike!

Telling me to drop the fork?You already dropped your mic!

IS THAT YOUR DAD IN THE ROOM? YOU'RE GUNNA GET BUSTED!

To make good rap battles? You can't be trusted!

Did your dad have beans or laxitives,always stay in character !

### Charlie Brown:

Fuck you...now it's time for another massacre.
ERBoEXTRANEOUS Hints

### Lyrics:

I'll leave you maimed and memed,you cheeto-haired virgin,

We all know you're a fan of the Pokémon Moon version.

### Lyrics:

I have tons of zest,in the end you'll be dead-y

trust me you'll remember the name (cuts out)

### Lyrics:

I'll kill you like the Sims and leave you with a halo,

You have such a quiet baby voice we should call you Zalo.

### Lyrics:

I'll fuck up this whore with my Kiji,

I'm so rich the only water I drink is Fiji

### Lyrics:

I spit dangerous chemicals like the ones that I (cuts out)

So yeah I'll release these soon like maybe tonight,tomorrow or maybe never.
Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man

(Season 1 Battle 14, written on 1st April 2023)

### The Battle

**EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

**RICK ASHLEY!**

**VS!**

**WHOPPER MAN!**

**BEGIN!**

## Rick Ashley Verse 1

* I'm never gonna give up.
* I'm gonna put you down.
* For advertising Burger King.
* I'm gonna take the crown.
* I'm gonna let you down just like your father.
* Forget Burger King, don't even bother with your silly whoppers.
* And just like the whoppers, i'll drop ya.

## Whopper Man Verse 1

* You're overrated, you've been here for years.
* I flood the restaurant with your tears.
* Everyone will fear, these bars over here.
* Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper, I'm the perfect topper.
* Getting those sales up that I've slaughtered.
* I'm the real deal with a meal, I'm the real man of steel.

## Trivia

* This Is Rick Ashley's first appearance.
* This Is Whopper Man's first appearance.
* This Is the first April Fools special.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. War Machine VS Robin
5. Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon
6. Iron Man VS Thanos
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy
10. Andrew Tate VS Kingpin
11. Dhar Mann VS Two-Face
12. Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. **Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man**
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Chills vs. R.L Stine

## Chills verse 1

The last thing you’d want

in your rap battle

is a foe who wrote a franchise

more milked then cattle

but as it turns out

that must be exactly what you get

so old

top 15 ugliest things caught on VHS

your Steven King lite

and it weren’t penny-wise

to release sequels around the same time

because while his sequels cash stacked high

yours dwindled

guess the clown also makes standards rise

Back then awards stashed high upon your shelves

but now back pains all you win

stuck to writing the same stories

now a puppet controls your strings

## R.L Stine verse 1

So

Ive been running this game, from 8 years of age

gaining fame you’ll never know

and while I’ve aged past my youth, Dylan can’t face the truth

that he’s watchmojo with somehow even less of a soul

when it comes to making monsters

I can tell your not a fighter

only monster you’ve made is

your rap career and it’s ghost

WRITER

freezing bars

that will strike down your spine

and in the end

you’ll just be another youtuber, who barley made it out alive
War Machine VS Robin

(Season 1 Battle 4, written on 14th February 2023)

### The Battle

**EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

**WAR MACHINE**

**VS!**

**ROBIN!**

**BEGIN!**

## War Machine Verse 1

* I'm a Military Agent with an Iron Suit.
* You are just dumb old sidekick, you know, nothing new.
* Get outta here kid, before someone hurts you.
* Look the Teen Titans are nothing but cringe knockoffs of the Avengers.
* Yea, Its ether give us credit or we get vengeance.
* I'll call your mom and bring you home.
* Oh wait, she's dead and you lived all alone.
* Until another dead inside grumpy old orphan showed up and made you his own.
* So go back to school kid.
* You're missing out on your pop quiz.
* I should be rapping against Cyborg since we got similarities.
* No one even cared about you, not even the orphanage charities.

## Robin Verse 1

* Look, i know you stole that suit from Stark.
* You thought it would make you shine and spark.
* But really, it was smashed apart.
* By Vision and now you can't even feel your heart.
* Don't come at me for being in lousy team.
* You'll try to fight but i'll snap your spleen.
* Just like Thanos, I'm dusting you clean.

## War Machine Verse 2

* Seriously dude?, is that all you got?
* Let me remind you, incase you forgot.
* This a rap battle, not some 5 year old's poetry.
* So bring it on,have a go at me?
* And i'll tear you apart like that, don't you see?

## Robin Verse 2

* You're a fool, you won't survive.
* Stop spreading lies.
* Its all a joke until someone dies
* For example: Stark, then you cry.
* Gear up and prepare to meet your demise.

## Trivia

* This Is War Machine's first appearance.
* This Is Robin's first appearance.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. **War Machine VS Robin**
5. Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon
6. Iron Man VS Thanos
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy
10. Andrew Tate VS Kingpin
11. Dhar Mann VS Two-Face
12. Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Rules and Guidelines

## Rules

1. Don't be a dick in the comments all work has to be liked or at least tolerated.
2. Any character may be used. The matchup has to make sense at least for example don't put batman vs sans.
3. There cannot be duplicates of battles once it is made it is made.
4. Have fun!
5. If you want a rule changed ask an admin.
Epic Rap Battles of Extraneous

A pointless series that is made to be intentionally poor inspired by Pit Haywood,Chris Carberry,and ERBOGALAXY.It is a wiki series treated as an audio series by casting as many as 30 battles can be released in a day.

## Battles

1. Austin vs Austin vs Austin
2. Joseph Phillips vs Viola Swamp
3. ShitPostBot5000 vs Kyenza
4. Evil Otto vs Bus Driver Otto
5. Michael Phelps vs Boomer's Sperm
6. Peanuts Massacre vs Waluigi's Murder
Fabulous Fred (league of their own) vs homelander

Battle of the swearing superheroes

## fabulous Fred part 1

so who is this oh the crappy hero

whats even worse than you is that awful show

im Freddy flintoff yeah that’s right

its a swing and a miss to call this a fair fight

Even romesh could see this is a terrible idea

so just leave go on see ya

## homelander part 1

oh hahaha is this a joke

my fists will turn your brains into egg yolk

i mean most of the time you just sit in that chair

and also I have much better hair

so listen hear if you want to live

im the f\*\*\*ing homelander so you better give

i want the victory right now

so just open the door though I guess you don’t know how
Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon

(Season 1 Battle 5, written on 14th February 2023)

**NICK FURY!**

**VS!**

**COMMISSIONER GORDON!**

**BEGIN!**

## Nick Fury Verse 1

* Hello Mr. Gordon, I'm the director of sheild.
* I've had more experience in the field.
* And i got this in the bag.
* Not to brag but to me, the GCPD can't keep prisoners for minute, heck they can't even keep me.
* We have skrulls and lots of helicarriers.
* You have crappy cars and i'll beat the shit out of ya.
* You remind me of an evil group called Hydra.

## Commissioner Gordon Verse 1

* You say our jail is bad, You couldn't keep Loki on your helicarrier for a day.
* Your heroic Avengers met failure and it wasn't killer robots or aliens but an orphan who lost his family.
* Because of you, you narcissistic son a bitch.
* People started leaving from Sam Wilson to the Scarlet Witch.
* Bet you couldn't make me twitch.
* I'll get on the celling and set off the bat signal.
* Goodbye Sheild, (There are no bitches you could mingle)

## Batman Suprise Verse

* Seriously, look at you.
* Sorry Nick, you're screwed.
* The Avengers have done too much harm, let get them sued.
* I'm Batman and you'll be thrown into the mist.
* After that, You'll kiss my fist.

## Trivia

* This Is Commissioner Gordon's first appearance.
* This Is Batman's second appearance.
	+ His first appearance was Batman VS Iron Man.
* This Is Nick Fury's second appearance.
	+ His first appearance was Super-Man VS Captain America.

## Season 1 Rap Battles (Chronological Order)

1. Batman VS Iron Man
2. Super-Man VS Captain America
3. Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
4. War Machine VS Robin
5. **Nick Fury VS Commissioner Gordon**
6. Iron Man VS Thanos
7. Lex Luthor VS Red Skull
8. Thor VS Shazam
9. Vegan Teacher VS Poison Ivy
10. Andrew Tate VS Kingpin
11. Dhar Mann VS Two-Face
12. Joe Biden VS Vladimir Putin
13. Kang The Conqueror VS Ant-Man
14. Rick Ashley VS Whopper Man
15. President Business VS Donald Trump
16. Mr Freeze VS Loki
17. Chris Pratt VS Jack Black
Joseph Phillips vs Viola Swamp

**Joseph Phillips vs Viola Swamp** is the second installment of Epic Rap Battles of Extraneous.It features Semifamous actor Joseph Connor Phillips against that bitch from that one book Viola Swamp (Who by the way is NOT the other teacher in disguise) to see who the most evil substitute teacher is.

## Roles

Dragonsblood23 as Viola Swamp

Mrbiggyful as Joseph Phillips

## Lyrics

### Viola Swamp:

Look at me forcing all these stundents to school work,

while you just yell like you're on your period.

I'll make you die of cancer just like George Harrison,

You're an Anti-Gay Homo just like Mr.Garrison.

You worked with a pedophile so don't of me a drink,

you're a bigger nerd than Mr.Frink.

### Joseph Phillips:

Yo it's Joseph Phillips coming in hot!

I'll leave you to rot cause you aren't hot.

Try and take shots at me I'll be hanging back,

you think you're a good rapper well you're forgetting I'm-

### Joseph Phillips:

Fine,if you insist.

Ready to talk smack!

I'll rip off your wig and shove it up your ass!

Cause I'll burn you with disses and smash you like glass!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EXTRANEOUS!

## Trivia

* The creator of this battle has actually had Joseph Phillips as a substitute teacher.Don't know he is?I didn't either until he told us about he was on the Cosby show and other stuff like that.
Pierwsza Wojna z Orkami

## Straty

**Konflikt Barbarzyńców z Orkami**, zwany też **Wojną Ras** – konflikt zbrojny toczący się głównie między ludźmi a zielonymi bestiami z Myrtany w latach 358-365. Wojna zaczęła się od walnego zwycięstwa armii Rhobara w bitwie o Krwawy Bród i skończyła w 365 roku po całkowitym wyparciu orków z Myrtany przez ludzi.

## Preludium do Wojny

Główną przyczyną wybuchu wojny był akt objawienia swej woli przez Boga Ognia. Zgodnie z legendą - Innos miał nakazać Rhobarowi aby ten uderzył z całą potęgą ludzi z gór na Imperium Orków. Aby wyplenił plugawe bestie z tego świata, by na miejscu starego porządku mógł zakwitnąć nowy ład! Orkowie uważali ludzi za słaby i niestanowiący zagrożenia gatunek, będąc uwikłanymi we własne konflikty wewnętrzne, byli ślepi na wzrost potęgi praojców. Pewnie z tego powodu przeoczyli dwa znaczące postępy. A) Ludzie okiełznali magię B) Zostali zjednoczeni przez wodza, który okrzyknął się królem - powiernikiem woli Innosa. Mimo iż orkowie wciąż posiadali siły wystarczająco liczne aby raz na zawsze uciszyć zagrożenie z gór byli zbyt zajęci dzielącymi ich konfliktami i ciągłymi walkami o hegemonie. Czas ich panowania może zostać rychło zakończony jeśli pozostaną bierni wobec poczynań ludzi, lecz niewielu orków rozumiało i widziało zagrożenie. Aby zrozumieć sytuację jaka miała miejsce w Imperium Orków musicie zdawać sobie sprawę z dwóch podstawowych rzecz. Po pierwsze czasy gdy orkowie byli zjednoczeni pod wodzą jednego herszta minęły dekadę temu gdy ostatni z wodzów został zamordowany przez współbraci. Po drugie kraj został podzielony na miasta-państwa rządzone przez pomniejszych wodzów. Jedynie Blúk próbował skończyć z waśniami aby móc skupić swoją uwagę na coraz większym zagrożeniu ze strony ludzi musiał pierw ponownie zjednoczyć rozlazłe Imperium. Poprowadził kilka udanych wypraw wojennych, które skutkowały zjednoczeniem Dannmor oraz Ornerod pod panowaniem Blúka, który rezydował w Gardven. Mimo starań i pośpiesznych działań było już za późno. Konflikt był nieunikniony, a Imperium zbyt słabe aby móc zdzierżyć jakąkolwiek porażkę.

#### Plan

Zgodnie z rozrysowanym planem, w zamysłach króla miało dojść do natarcia bezpośrednio z gór oraz wylądowaniem u ujścia Tampesty. Pierw wojska królewskie miały zdobyć stolice orkowego imperium, aby wyeliminować najgroźniejszego rywala ze strony orków, a w później fazie przekraczając Wichry Południowe mieli złączyć się z idącą armią ku nizinie Salvatiońskiej gdzie orkowie zostaliby odcięci od farm. Sprowokowani orkowie mieli zewrzeć szyki i doprowadzić do walnej bitwy. W późniejszej fazie konfliktu niedobitki orków miały skryć się po miastach i warowniach z których mozolnie byliby wyrzucani

Szkic...
Garveth Nembes

**Garveth Nembes** - Urodzony w roku 766, syn Juliana z rodu Nembes, władca i protektor wyspy Archolos, kupiec oraz poliglota, wybitny strateg oraz admirał floty. W wieku 19 lat przejął władzę w Archolos, wzmacniając gospodarkę oraz wojsko.

## Charakter

Garveth jest człowiekiem opanowanym, dokładnie planującym swój następny ruch. Zawsze jest stroną zwycięską w dyskusji, nawet jeśli jego przekonanie nie jest zgodne z rzeczywistością. Surowy względem swego następcy - Eustachiusa, a zarazem dobrotliwy i kochany dla swej żony - Lucjany. Garveth jest człowiekiem ambitnym, planującym jeszcze przed swym odejściem poszerzyć granice Archolos, by te nie obejmowały tylko jednej wyspy. Chce zjednoczyć je wszystkie pod jednym sztandarem, by stać się potęgą światową, w przeciwieństwie do królestw z kontynentu, które wiecznie są skłócone.
Hazel Lionheart

## Early Life

Hazel B. Lionheart was born on October 4, 1975 in Greenwood Lake, a small village in Otariano. Although she was born as a Pasatanian, Hazel grew up switching parties throughout her childhood.

When Hazel's brother was born when she was 8, she was living in upstate Malkon and studying politics. When she turned 14, she wrote a political book dedicated to Gordon Helmer, who, at the time, was currently serving as a senator in Thoustrawn.

At the time, the book was named "The Brief Political Statement." When Hazel turned 17, she renamed the book to "A Political Compact To Those Who Need It." It earned 4 Bookworm Junior nominations in 1990, of which it won 3 of them, including "Best Political Book."

## Young Adulthood & New Careers

Hazel grew up as a member of the Skurza religion meaning when she turned 16, she would have to marry someone of her family's choice. Her family chose a Cuunsmakio immigrant named David Pogest who married her in 1991. After their marriage, they moved to Geyto City.

In 1993, Hazel divorced Pogest and moved away to Landaros to start college. In 1997, Hazel graduated from Dywald Queen College with a 4-year degree and moved to Instorantile City to graduate from law school.

In law school, Hazel met Leodore Lionheart. After law school, they got married and moved away to Zootopia. She didn't have an official job like her husband, and mostly lead rallies and made speeches for support in anti-racism and for Leodore's political positions.

## Role In ZSO

When Leodore was arrested for hiding missing mammal cases, the public had a lot of curiousity about Hazel's reaction. Hazel never responded to her husband's arrest, but after Leodore was released early due to a confusion, he told ZNN many stories of his return home and that Hazel would often refuse to speak to him.

Later that year, Leodore had said that things had finally started "going his way" and that Hazel "continued his life" for him. Hazel's response to this is unknown, but she announced that she was having a third child with Leodore, which many believed was a sign of forgiveness.
Shazam7121 vs Primetec

**Shazam7121 vs Primetec** is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of MSV it features American Rapper William Vanderberry better known as Primetec against Filipino Rapper Shazam7121.

## Lyrics

None,you'll memorize them the first time.

## Trivia

* All the lyrics were done in Freestyle
* The subtitle maker thought Shazam told Primetec to stop being a loose burgers when actually Shazam said to stop eating them, making a jab at his weight.
* There was no Beat.