Dreadful Kronk

### Quote

My daemons told me this: life is shit and chaotic and unpleasant, but a good pair of boobs and a bottle of coniac will always make it better

### Battle cry

I WILL MURDER EACH AND EVERYONE OF THE MOTHERF\*CKERS WHO MESSED WITH MY FAMILY

...

## Description

His appearance changed many times during the millennia and his last
recorded is a **Khornette** **demon**.

## Story

In the beginning, he was a former **Blood Raven**'s **librarian**, but during the **First Tyrannic War** he fell on combat. Thanks to his commendable service toward the **Emperor** since the beginning of the **Great Crusade**, he got saved and encased into a **dreadnought**'s walker.

(...). After that, he joined the Chaos' forces and as a pledge of allegiance, he received a *pocket* dimension and the ability to create portals out of Chaos' hogs. Since then, he started to collect space hulks, relics and even entire planets.

After a couple of centuries, he got convinced to join Slaanesh's forces by the **deamonette** **Virgin Succubus**, together with his fiancee, the **Primarch** of the **Death Guard** traitorous Space Marines's Legion, **Mortarion.** Following Mortarion and Virgin Succubus break-up, he remained under the deamonette's **custody**.

Having changed side from Khorne to Slaneesh, he became the target of small skirmishes between him and the Khorne's servant, **Gaur Sven**. Nonetheless, they started to fall in love until they decided to **get married** on 4 123 345.M42.

Being intentional to ascend to **deamonhood** , sacrificed half of the **genestealers** in his space-hulk collection becoming a **khornette deamon**.

In 1 453 666.M43, he joined the Chaos' forces during **Abaddon 15th Black Crusade**. During the final battle upon **Holy Terra**, taking advantage of a leak inside the **Imperial Palace**'s orbital defenses, he launched one of his space-hulks into a suicidal attack, penetrating deep inside it. The junk vehicle hit the **Golden Throne**, making it **fail** and provoking the **death** of the physical body of the Emperor. The soul of the leader of Mankind would so be freed by His physical cage and being a **Perpetual**, would later resurrect and come back to His material form before the **Horus Heresy**.

Since then, Kronk would attempt to molest the Emperor many time, like trying to steal his abs, until got eaten by His tyranid pet. Being a Chaos entity, his physical body got destroyed but his mind and soul wonder back to the **Immaterium** and waited there until he regained enough strength to manifest himself once more.

After an undefined period of time, he found a new host into a **commissar** stationed on a space hulk. Regained his physical form but **limited** by it, he sacrificed once more some genestealers to ascend and recover his lost Khornette's powers and body.

In 4 339 678.M43, he conquered the **Licania Forge World** in the **Segmentum Ultima** and exchanged it to to his adoptive brother, **Hellsmith Talinoc**, for a mechanical army, composed of ***Abominable Intelligence*-controlled** dreadnoughts, **blight haulers** and **wraithlords,** using some blueprints traded for some **Eldars' souls** to the **Farseer Elsarvyss**.

## Notable Allies

* Slaneesh
* Khorne
* Virgin Succubus
* Mortarion, Deamon Primarch of Nurgle
* Gaur Sven
* Hellsmith Talinoc

 Also, he can count of a personal army composed of:

* Corrupted Eldars, as personal bodyguards
* Striking scorpions
* A company of Death Guard Chaos' Space Marine, given by his adoptive father Mortarion
* A thousand Slaanesh's worshipers
* Three squads of **Orks' Stormboyz**

## Notable Enemies

* Corvus Corax, Primarch of the Raven Guard XIXth Legion

## Curiosities

He F\*CKING LOVES SOOP.

He is known for dying many times during MagnyMagic roleplay's sessions.