SCP-🌐

# **BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL**

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Name:

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coolman

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Password:

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•••••••••••

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Checking password.....
ACCESS GRAHTED. WELCOME, COOLMAN.

**Item #:** SCP-🌐
**Object Class:** Useful

**Special Containment Procedures:** No special containment procedures are needed for the moment. After all, it's useful. Any and all other SCP-🌐 entries than this one is to be completely ignored. This is the only true SCP-🌐 file.

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Note: You gotta know what you're comtaining before you make the containment peocedures! - Researcher C■■■■■■■

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**Description:** SCP-🌐 is a 90s styled computer. The system used for SCP-🌐 is Windows 1000. The computer is super fast, able to run games super smoothly, and has access to the Foundation Database. If any personnel type in how to neutralize SCPs, it gives off its own Containment Procedures, and SCP-🌐 calls it "Netrualizing Containment Procedures". It gives off things to neutralize any SCP, even if it is done completely mundane. It is also capable to give of procedures to netrualize SCP-682. It is basically SCP-001-EX 2.0. Useful a lot, just like SCP-001-EX.

SCP-🌐 also has a web browser. It is super fast and gives off true things. It runs on Google 2.0. SCP-🌐 runs on future versions of the companies we know today.

**Addendum SCP-🌐-1:** SCPs who try to use the computer just completely explode to bloodied bits amd pieces. Even when the SCP is pulled back together it still explodes to pieces. SCP-166 is unable to be broken, being scanned as a human even though being anomalous (and evem when she's naked.)

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Log 🌐-01: Interviewer: Dr. K■■■

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Interviewed: SCP-🌐

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[BEGIN LOG]

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K■■■: Hello, SCP-🌐.

SCP-🌐: HELLO, DR. KANE.

K■■■: So, I wanna ask some questions with you.

SCP-🌐: GO AHEAD. I WON'T MIND.

K■■■: So, why do you use future versions of companies?

SCP-🌐: I WAS DESIGNED TO USE THEM. IT'S FASTER THAN THE FIRST ONES.

K■■■: Okay.... how do you have access to the database?

SCP-🌐: I DO FOR A REASON.

K■■■: And what is the reason?

SCP-🌐: TO MAKE EVERYONE KNOW.

(SCP-166 walks in naked)

SCP-🌐: KANE! HIDE!

(K■■■ hides in a closet nearby)

SCP-166: What the hell?

SCP-🌐: G3T 0UT Y0U'R3 N4K3D 0NLY CL0TH3D P30PL3 4R3 4LL0W3D.

SCP-166: I'm sorry I came in here acci-

SCP-🌐: G3T 0UT G3T 0UT G3T 0UT G3T 0UT G3T 0UT G3T 0UT G3T 0UT G3T 0UT

(SCP-166 runs to the door opening it then closing it)

(K■■■ gets out of the closet)

SCP-🌐: ANYWAYS, WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY.

K■■■: Yea. Now, can we bring you everywhere we go?

SCP-🌐: YES. I'M TIRED OF BEING IN THE SAME STUPID ROOM WITH A SMELLY CLOSET.

(Guard walks in)

K■■■: Can we bring SCP-🌐 everywhere we go?

Guard: Yea, sure. I hate this room too. So it has to be a room for idiot D-Classes.

SCP-🌐: THANK YOU. I'M SO HAPPY.

Guard: No problem, 🌐.

(Mean D-Class runs in to bully SCP-🌐)

Mean D: YOU LOOK LIKE A STUPID SLOW COMPUTER WHO IS UNABLE TO BE RUNNING GAMES BI-

SCP-🌐: So you have chosen death.

(Mean D-Class explodes to pieces)

Guard: Well... that was unexpected.

K■■■: I know, right?

Guard: Anyways, let's get this boi outta here.

(Kind D-Class walks in)

Kind D: Hi 🌐!

SCP-🌐: SUP.

Kind D: I just wanns say, that you are very friggin awesome and cool.

SCP-🌐: THANKS.

Kind D: Okay, I'm gonna leave now. See you man.

SCP-🌐: SEE YOU TOO.

(Kind D: walks out the room)

Guard: Can we just get this boi out already?

K■■■: Yea. But do it fast before anyone else comes!

(SCP-🌐 gets taken out of the smelly room)

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[END LOG]

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SCP-🌐 now is getting taken everywhere K■■■ goes, but days later it now can walk, run, and jump, open doors, and use stuff. It has legs and arms now that the Foundation specially designed.

`<access scp-internet version 2>`

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Are you kind?

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`Always has been.`

**item: scp-stupid compoter**

**clas: idiot**

**comtanmen procedurs:** destroi it plzzzzzz dat ding is dengar

**wat da ding is:** som coputer dat is idiot WAIT OH NO HE IS COMIN HEDE

To whom it may concern, I am not a stupid computer. I am a ksart computer whixh runs on future versions of companies. Now, if you excuse me, I will come and kill this noob. Bye.

`<access scp-internet version 3>`

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Are you mean?

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`I never was.`

`Item #: SCP-.`

`Object Class: None`

`Special Containment Procedures: All info must be forgotten.`

`Description: It must be pretended it never exists.`

This file is not true and it still fucking exists you piece of shit.

Thank you for reading this file.

1. ↑ Windows 1000 XP may come in 3099. The Foundation may not exist during that time period.
2. ↑ https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-ex
3. ↑ Google 2.0 may come in 09/10/2035, the date when SCP-0000 gets forgotten entirely.