John

John after he was featured in a magazine

Vladimir Putin (Best Friend)

## About John

John was born on the planet Earth, he was the bastard child of the president of South Sudan, he was left in Northern Ireland and was taking in by the Doherty‘s. His father cut all ties with him until 2017 when he went on a tour of South Sudan on Quote Tour were he made millions that were taken by Gabe.

## The Brexit Vote

John had went to go visit Theresa May and when he was visiting he had offered her the idea of Brexit, at first she wasn’t sure if it was a good idea but after a few minutes of persuasion john had convinced her to allow brexit to happen. When the Brexit Vote was happening John was helping her rig the election to allow it to happen but made it happen by only 51% saying leave.

## The JDFC

In 2019 John had founded a country which he had quickly made into a dictatorship and named it The JDFC (John Doherty Fan Club). He got some of his closest friends to become citizens and some to become his elite guards. Brodie was one of the elite guards and in a election he managed to become the Vice Dictator. However a few hours latter John Discovered the body of one of the elite guards and after a lengthy court case Brodie was sentenced to the gulag where he had later escaped never to be seen again. In 2020 The JDFC still exists but it is abandoned by now.

## Founding The NSPPP

Nothing else interesting happened until 2019 when him, Gabe, Jack Kay, Aaron and Brodie founded The NSPPP or the full version is The Nationalist Socialist Priory Pupils Party. Although Gabe is the real party leader, he made John the figurehead of The NSPPP where he would implement policies for Gabe while the public thinks he is in charge of the party and is leading it. A while after founding the NSPPP John had came across Vladimir Putin and they had struck a friendship with them both talking often and Putin donating money to the NSPPP to help keep them afloat, this caused him to become the NSPPP’s biggest donator with Jacks TED company being second and the loose change that Brodie collects from the general public being third.

## Ukraine War

On the 23rd of February 2022 John after working hard for 20 minutes had decided to take a long break since he was tired. He spent the next 3 hours browsing Reddit when he stumbled upon a post talking about how Russias going to start a war with Ukraine. Now John being good friends with Putin knew that he wasn’t going to start a war he was just showing his strength, John then left a comment saying that it was just western propaganda and that there was no war going to happen. Then someone left a message insulting John saying that war most likely was coming and that “he should put down the keyboard and lift some weights.” After seeing this message John broke down and spent the next 30 minutes crying in his office, John then doxxed that person and found out that he lived in Ukraine. John grabbed his phone and called Putin and through his sobs he managed to tell Putin to “actually declare war on Ukraine to kill that bastard.”

The next day when John woke up he checked his phone and saw that Ukraine was under attack, though he realised that he had forgotten to tell Putin who it was so the Russian army was just killing any civilian that they were coming across. Both John and Putin thought the war would’ve been over in about a week but went on for longer than it should have. After a while the messages on Reddit had stopped from that account and John called Putin who then pulled out of Ukraine. John spent the next 2 days basking in glory before Gabe asked him why he wasn’t doing any work. John told Gabe about the person and that they finally died, Gabe then said that it was his account and that he was just using a VPN.

## Death

On John’s birthday in 2024 John was depressed for some reason. He spent the night of his birthday crying with two cakes beside him one that he got and one that was sent from a “unknown person”. John had started to eat his cake first instead of the other cake, luckily for him that cake was laced with poison that would have killed him soon after eating it, unluckily for him when he was eating the cake while he was crying he started to choke, Gabe wasn’t watching his secret cameras in John’s house at the time so he wasn’t able to save him. Gabe found out the next day when he was wondering where John was as he was late, he checked the cameras and found John’s corpse. He sent someone around to check on him where the rest of The NSPPP had found out about John’s death. It was ruled as an accidental death, this is also when the rumours of The NSPPP Killer started as they found the cake that was poisoned after an intern eat from it, it had became obvious that someone was hunting them down.

## Quotes

Some Horses are brown

Where is my BEAN

Where is my paper bag

## Trivia

He is against Brexit

South Sudan loves him

Dictator of The JDFC (The John Doherty Fan Club)

Has relatives in Argentina visits mainly his grandfather Adam Hilt/ Señor Hilter.

Stared in the hit TV show Everybody Hates John

Codi had hired John on the Dark Web to kill John

Is one of the founding fathers of the The South Africa Tuk Tuk Tour

Co-writer of the hit movies Water by day, Oil by Night 1 and 2.

Goes by the Twitter handle Jon Kram, who is right wing and posts only the truth.