Dank Weebs Club

**Dank Weebs Club** is an empire led by Red, a child genius hailing from the Hot Islands. Dank Weebs Club was founded after Red got sick of the evil overlords of English For All. Attempting to grow his resistance army, he recruited Nobu, Meng, Tyr, Epin, Caput, and a few other English For All members to his side. Shiro, being a governor of English For All, specifically leading V V I B U S, tried to stomp this uprising. However, DWC prevailed and stood independent by the year 2018.

## Conflicts

DWC, as an empire, of course, has always tried to seek what's the best for its people. However, most of the time, war is inevitable, leading to numerous bloodbath within the span of mere years.

### **The White Van**

The White Van refers to the fight in the early 2020 against the evil child predator Damar. Damar made his move for months without resistance because he operated in guerilla tactics. Because of this, many lives were lost, including, but not limited to 100 children of DWC getting murdered and soiled by Damar. It is not until months later that Caput noticed that something was wrong and deployed the D.W.C.A.T.F. to siege down Damar's hideout in the capital city. Damar is now jailed in the ultra-secure Horny Jail. However, some speculate that this individual may still lurk around in Meynrum.

#### **The Impostor**

However, it seems that Damar's action brought inspiration to some people, as immediately after Damar's imprisonment, another deviant popped up and terrorised the land once more. However, this incident was short-lived, and went down before any media can document it unfortunately.

### **The Party Rocker**

Fikri's theme song

Occured amidst The Great Pandemic, an individual named Fikri Dugem launched a cyber attack targeting Meynrum security firm. Barrages of text were sent to everyone's phone in the span of 10 hours, giving his own credentials[citation needed] and announcing to everyone that he likes to 'dugem' ("party" in informal Indonesian). The D.W.C.A.T.F. managed to track Fikri down to his location in **[REDACTED]** and apprehended him. No lives were lost this time, however it is still unclear what the goal of the attack was.

### **Pulling Out The Weeds**

An ideologically motivated terror attack. Occured at Meynrum City Hall when the higher ups were having a meeting about passing a new law. An individual that goes by the name Weeds threw a molotov cocktail, crashing the sixth floor window directly towards the table where the executives were meeting while screaming, "HMMM KURANG AHSAN NIH BAHASANNYA". To this day, the D.W.C.I.B. are still trying to decipher the meaning of said slogan. One investigator suggests that it might be linked to an extremist fundamentalist terrorist group called **[REDACTED]**. Luckily, no lives were lost because the people inside managed to escape before the molotov cocktail hit the windows.

### **Defecate and Ejaculate**

Tanjiro's theme song

In the middle of July, a raid party came and looted the city of Meynrum. The raid happened in the evening when everyone was gathering together. The raid leader, Tanjiro, took Zet as hostage because he threw shit and cum at Tanjiro. This hostage situation lasted for hours with everyone, including The Emperor, unsure of what to do. Caput attempted to negotiate with Tanjiro by saying that Zet is actually a sexy girl. Alas, Tanjiro wasn't phased by it a single bit. It was not, until Meng and his minions launched a psychological attack against the raid party, that the military finally made a move. This move resulted in a massive bloodbath, clocking at over 300 death toll. However, when the D.W.C.A.T.F. finally broke through the raid party's fort, Tanjiro was nowhere to be seen.