Backup/Cobalt Wedding

## Overview

Ever since sometime in late December, during the "egirl prank incident," a Minecraft Wedding between Backup and Cobalt was suggested. Because the first suggestion of it was part of a "prank" (that wasn't funny), it never ended up happening.

On April 3rd, 2021 however, a couple months after the prank ended and the two actually got together for real this time, the idea of the wedding was suggested again by Valore and since it was still a "funny idea," it was heavily improvised. The plan was to have it at 8pm Backup's time, which is 7pm for Cobalt and those who know them and 6pm for Tyler, Matt, and the rest. Due to Matt having some second thoughts about the previous church, he decided that an hour and a half before the wedding he would tear down and completely rebuild this church against everyone's wishes. This led to the wedding being delayed by about 30 minutes and lots of panic, but the new church has been deemed so much nicer and served it's purpose. Will it ever be used again? Probably not.

The wedding was one of the only times the server was completely full, housing 8 players. Cobalt and Backup obviously, Tyler as the priest, Valore as the flower girl, Matt as the ring bearer, Und3ratedd as Cobalt's "biological father," Branden as the best man, and Dre as the maid of honor.

After the wedding, everyone moved to the event area for the afterparty where music was played, Tyler provided dessert and drinks, and Valore and Und3ratedd caused a "scene." After the afterparty, Backup led everyone except Dre and Tyler to his basement which houses a strip club. Valore and Und3ratedd proceeded to pressure the newlyweds multiple times before they just up and left. After everyone left Dre managed to wander down there despite everyone's wishes.

## Detailed Recounts and Trivia

#### Tyler's Handwritten Vows

Tyler handwrote vows to recite as the priest which goes as follows:

> "Pimps, Simps, and Matt; We are gathered here today, in the name of me, so that I can get paid vast wealth, and these two can get married. Here we have the evil ruler, Charles "Backup" Dilbeck, wanting to marry the Jojo Catboy MLTDCobalt, the remaining of the 'MltdClan.' Because of COVID our server has been limited to only a few people on at a time, and yet even now these two kids wanna be married. *Even though they have their whole lives ahead of them.* And so we begin giving these two their vows! So do you, Backup, take MLTDCobalt to be your lawfully wedded wife, to call and message 24/7 for always worse and to only get poorer; to beat her with your fists, to love and cherish and hold, and to put your minecraft bed next to hers? And does the catboy, MLTDCobalt, take Backup to be your lawfully wedded husband, to get messaged by him at 2 am only to complain the next day, to get richer and to play Unraveled into his ear without permission and to always call him Jojo? Now that the [uninteligible]s are done, the weirdo that got exiled for attempting to murder the husband may now bring in the rings. Now, before these weebs pass pass the rings and make it official, if anyone has any problems, please make your case now or forever hold your peace in the court of law. No one has any problems with these two weirdoes getting acquainted? I mean, they aren't even at age to do consensual things, but alright, I guess we can continue the process then. You two may now pass the rings and say whatever you wish. And with those wise words that definitely were said, you two are now married inside of a video game. Congratulations and please enjoy your lives until you need me again for the inevitable divorce. My rates are so high."
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During the vows, Valore and Und3ratedd can be observed doing unholy things on a crafting table, and Dre throwing random nether items he found somewhere in the world while standing inside of Tyler.

#### Afterparty

Everyone moved to the event area where Cobalt had rearranged the tables and plates for the sake of the afterparty. Tyler provided dessert and Champagne for everyone except Dre who was given a kid-sized milk as Tyler had just adopted him as his son making him underage. Branden intimidated Dre. Backup proceeded to go absolutely haywire and do 7 shots in one sitting after his initial drink.

Valore and Und3ratedd proceeded to do unholy acts on a crafting table multiple times while beginning to pressure Backup and Cobalt to follow suit. Backup and Cobalt declined and continued to enjoy the afterparty until leading everyone of age\* to Backup's house and down to his basement which houses his strip club. There was debate on whether or not Dre should be let into the strip club but it was decided against and Branden was placed outside as a bouncer to keep him out.

While down in the strip club, Backup proceeded to lock Und3ratedd and Valore inside of one of the private rooms. They kept asking to watch Backup in Cobalt inside of their own room but that never ended up happening despite multiple attempts and lots of begging. After, again, too much pressure from those two, Backup and Cobalt left, ending the afterparty as they took refuge in Cobalt's house.

#### Chaos Afterwards

Valore and Und3ratedd continued to wreak havoc inside and outside of Cobalt's house before Cobalt ended the stream and recording of the wedding. They continued with this chaos long into the night, eventually provoking a man-hunt where they were chased down by Tyler and JFEE before being murdered by Tyler and then locked in the prison while Backup and Cobalt just watched a map and sat there like the rich lazy people they are.

#### Quotes Worth Remembering

> "Can you guys stop fucking and pay attention!" -Backup

> "Yo Matt's black now, that's epic." -Tyler

> "Who put loss at the bottom of your lake MLTDCobalt" - Tyler

> "Oh my god I'm playing with my meat." -Und3ratedd

> "What does it mean if there's two crafting tables in the world?" (Und3ratedd) "Double Sex" (Valore)

## Gallery

Dre's EntranceValore and Und3ratedd commit unholy atrocitiesAlter ViewBackup threatens Tyler for no reasonEvent AreaWalking down the Aisle viewUnd3ratedd on the Stripper PoleBranden Intimidates DreChaos at the Afterparty
1. ↑ Backup
2. ↑ MltdCobalt
3. ↑ Valore/Danielle
4. ↑ Matt
5. ↑ Tyler "Minecraftsap" Pierri
6. ↑ Und3ratedd
7. ↑ Branden
8. ↑ Dre
9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aMOurgDB-o&t=1s
10. ↑ JFEE