Beverly Hills

**Beverly Hills** is the fourth episode of The Prince.

## Synopsis

Meghan Markle lands a role on Season 11 of *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*.

## Plot

Prince George finds out in Instagram that Meghan Markle has been cast to play in Season 11 of *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills* and then makes fun of the show, claiming that trash TV like that is beneath him and he would never star in it, no matter how much they ask. However, he brings it up so much, it becomes apparent that he actually does have the desire to be featured in the show.

The camera crew of *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills* films an episode at Melrose Apartments, where Meghan tries to stage a conversation with Prince Harry about the girls, by doing some offstage scripting with Harry, instructing him to ask about her relationship with Dorit Kemsley. However, the crew tells her that they were already filming her from the start, so all of that awkward nonsense would be displayed on international television. Meghan continues on with the conversation anyway and says that she hates Dorit. Harry says that he's going off on his first day at his new job as a masseuse and also forgets about the existence of their baby, Archie. Harry then walks off, carrying his giant suitcase and knocking a vase off the table. Meghan asks for a complete retake of the entire scene.

Meghan goes to have coffee with Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne for another scene and asks them if they want to come to London to meet her family and they gladly oblige. They also keep insulting and swearing at an annoying lady who keeps hounding them for an autograph.

Douglas overhears the news about how they'll be filming an episode of *The Real Housewives of Atlanta* at Buckingham Palace and announces this wonderful news to the rest of the household staff. The staff all sees this as a potential ticket out of the royal palace. Douglas and Greg assume they'll be getting a spin-off series, about themselves, which will take place in America. They hope that if they go to America, they'll get hired as servants and be dealing with nicer people than the pompous Brits at the palace. Edmund also shares their desire to move to America, assuming things will be more fun and relaxing there. Teddy, on the other hands, is determined to do one thing and one thing only; fuck one of the housewives.

When Meghan and the housewives get to London, Prince George goes all out with introducing himself and getting himself on camera, Dorit and Kyle Richards tickle the guards to make them laugh, Garcelle Beauvais and Teddi Mellencamp complain that Buckingham Palace isn't all that fun, and Erika treats Douglas and Greg like shit, contradicting their initial beliefs that Americans were nicer than Brits.

The entire royal family sits with the housewives and their dinner goes inadequately enough at first but when Harry leaves to do one of his massages, Queen Elizabeth II asks just what the fuck is wrong with Harry. Lisa Rinna assumes the queen is referring to her husband, *Harry Hamlin* and breaks a wine glass and threatens her. Queen Elizabeth II gets pissed off and comas at her too. Before long, the two get into a big fight on the table. Then and there, Douglas and Greg admit that they don't want to go to America after all.

## Characters

### Major Roles

* Prince George
* Meghan Markle
* Prince Harry
* Queen Elizabeth II
* Douglas
* Greg
* Lisa Rinna
* Erika Jayne
* Dorit Kemsley
* Kyle Richards
* Garcelle Beauvais
* Teddi Mellencamp

### Minor Roles

* Prince Philip
* Prince Charles
* Camilla Shand
* Prince William
* Catherine Middleton
* Prince William
* Princess Charlotte
* Prince Louis
* Owen
* Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
* Edmund
* Teddy
* Belinda

## Trivia

* Prince George is a fan of trashy reality TV shows like *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*.
* Queen Elizabeth II is completely neutral on the subject of Brexit.
* Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis appear but have no dialogue in this episode.

### Cultural References

* Many cast members of the reality TV series, "*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*" star as themselves in this episode, these being; Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, Dorit Kemsley, Kyle Richards, Garcelle Beauvais, and Teddi Mellencamp.
* This episode has a dinner scene that recreates an iconic scene from the Season 1, Episode 9 of *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*, "*The Dinner Party From Hell*", wherein Lisa Rinna breaks a wine glass and gets into a fight at the table with Queen Elizabeth II, the same way she did with *Kim Richards* in said episode.