1000 Ways To Die:The Real Imagination Eras

## 1-1:Life Will Kill You

* 315,Semi-cide
* 212,Constriction Accident
* 351,Fang Banged
* 171,Lesbocution
* 543,Love Bugged
* 435,Tumble Die
* 911,Steal-y And The Beast

## 1-2:Hard Lives,Easy Deaths

* 782,Freeze Died
* 155,Dive Bombed
* 46,De-coffinated
* 176,Steel Spiked
* 1,Hotfish
* 750,Fur Burger
* 419,Freak Death

## 1-3:Unforced Errors

* 256,Habeas Corpse
* 194,Chippin Dale
* 417,Gasketballed
* 409,Me So Hornet
* 150,Dumbrella
* 654,Killdo
* 239,S\*\*\* Dead

## 1-4:Death Over Easy

* 45,Butt F\*\*\*\*\*
* 757,Frightmare
* 333,Oprah Winfried
* 270,Em-bear-a\*\*\*\*
* 131,Midnight Choker
* 819,Window Pained
* 651,Broke Back Cowboy

## 1-5:Dead and Deader

* 638,Wel-dead
* 309,Trailer Trashed
* 962,Nite Capped
* 816,S\*\*\* Faced
* 398,Dead Eye
* 735,Found D-eat
* 292,Domin-a-dead

## 1-6:Death Gets Busy

* 668,Deep Fried
* 571,Gorgeous Gorge
* 470,Inflate-dead
* 781,Botoxicated
* 792,Choke A Lot
* 378,Sex Ray
* 114,Last Strike

## 1-7:The Lighter Side Of Death

* 192,Dung For
* 464,Brain Worms
* 310,Abracadaver
* 389,Weed Whacked
* 857,Rebel Without A Pulse
* 443,Wanted Instead
* 295,Kill Basa

## 1-8:The Good,The Bad And The Dead

* 276,Face Offed
* 420,Recoiled
* 190,Sucked Offed
* 600,Reformed
* 643,Finished
* 360,Butt Plugged
* 548,Rolled Death

## 1-9:Death Be Not Stupid

* 123,Gas-hole
* 497,Ichi-boned
* 637,Jake N Baked
* 459,Die It
* 335,Pained Gun
* 799,My Will Be Done Immediately
* 620,Deadliest Catch

## 1-10:Cure For The Common Death,Part I

* 27,Red,White And Blew
* 58,Bank Ruptured
* 740,Guitar Zeros
* 655,Radium Girls
* 641,Oz Holed
* 127,Great Hanged
* 393,Tanked Girl

## 1-11:Death,A User's Manual

* 264,Gut Busted
* 44,Destroid
* 412,Text Dead
* 97,Pissed Off
* 754,Car Jacked
* 537,Clown Faced
* 696,Paintful Death

## 1-12:I See Dead People And They're Cracking Me Up

* 807,Water Logged
* 259,Funny Boned
* 337,Bowed Out
* 941,You're So Vein
* 881,Doggie Style
* 124,Dead Me Stallion
* 869,Heart On

## 2-1:Death On Arrival

* 746,Titty Titty Bang Bang
* 121,Forked Up
* 243,Unintented
* 317,Tali-bombed
* 399,Vike O Done
* 920,Deadliest Munch
* 613,Dead Meat-eorite

## 2-2:Death Bites

* 196,A\*\* Phyxiated
* 856,Work Of Fart
* 404,Crash-endo
* 945,Vermin-ated
* 296,French Fried
* 647,Bomb-bino
* 936,Die-agra

## 2-3:Up With Death

* 855,MR-ouch
* 395,Succu Offed
* 524,Coming And Going
* 294,Coffin Nailed
* 353,Greased Is The Word
* 661,Blades Of Gory
* 32,Boris Bititoff

## 2-4:Putting A Happy Face On Death

* 373,Rub A Dubbed Out
* 471,Cock A Doodle Die
* 831,Chucked Up
* 658,Little Person,Big Death
* 633,Booby Zapped
* 165,Re-toaded
* 649,Vegged Out

## 2-5:Bringing In The Dead

* 953,DU Die
* 929,Belly'd Up
* 366,Suck Her Punched
* 768,Jack N Croaked
* 723,Dead Heat
* 705,Poi Vey
* 51,Retired

## 2-6:Gratefully Dead

* 369,Mercury In Uranus
* 229,A Turn For The Purse
* 739,Dead Weight
* 986,Cult Evaded
* 684,Smoke A Doped
* 564,Two Stoopid
* 513,Cream-ated

## 2-7:Come On,Get Deathy

* 979,Tanks For Nothing
* 118,The Chokes On You
* 354,Back Broke Mountain
* 730,Grateful Bed
* 852,Fore Head
* 765,Booty Trapped
* 23,S\*\*\* Canned

## 2-8:Death Watch

* 407,Washed And Fried
* 648,Bad Hair Day
* 673,Micro-whacked
* 322,Pussy Whipped
* 692,Blend-dead
* 249,Shanks For The Memories
* 965,Snake Du Jour

## 2-9:Waking Up Dead

* 130,Phone Boned
* 291,Toilet Rolled
* 413,Mile Die Club
* 606,B\*\*\*\* Zapped
* 843,Texas Fold Em
* 996,Written Offed
* 87,Ball N Pain

## 2-10:You're Dead,LOL

* 904,Samurai Death Squad
* 650,Shafted
* 381,Smoked
* 282,Just Plane Dead
* 758,Exhaust-dead
* 675,Ruffed Up
* 737,Lady And The Trampled

## 2-11:Dead To Rights

* 468,Blown Job
* 900,Anger Damagement
* 718,Wrin-killed
* 254,Huffington Toast
* 594,Hydro-co-done
* 973,Samu-fry
* 878,Screwged

## 2-12:Dead On Dead

* 261,Weenie Roast
* 403,Reef Stew
* 397,Fiddle Licked
* 591,Snakey Breaky Neck
* 439,Beer Bashed
* 981,Bad Assid
* 215,Tree Mugger

## 3-1:Death On A Stick

* 136,Blood Bath And Beyond
* 998,Easy Slider
* 967,Mine Over Splatter
* 384,Gum's the Word
* 618,Bird Brained
* 771,Inquisi-torn
* 159,Boys To Dead

## 3-2:Putting A Smiley Face On Death

* 971,Fat-ality
* 168,Catch And Decease
* 501,Gas Holed
* 364,Back Stabbed
* 402,USSR-dead
* 598,Cardiac A-breast
* 18,Road Killed

## 3-3:Stupid Is As Stupid Dies

* 834,Jaw Boned
* 558,Hair Today,Dead Tomorrow
* 328,Mudder Sucked
* 494,Offed the Hook
* 907,Erectophobia
* 16,Fansicle
* 257,Tongue Tied

## 3-4:Dead Wrongs

* 262,Pam Caked
* 191,Bibli-killed
* 68,Eel Effects
* 759,Glow Job
* 560,D-parted
* 678,Pornicated
* 970,Hard Balled

## 3-5:Fatal Distractions

* 218,Golden Die-angle
* 822,Clay Achin
* 747,Death Of Sum Young Guy
* 897,Crib Your Enthusiasm
* 135,Turtle Waxed
* 449,Potty Mouth
* 188,Die-brator

## 3-6:The End Is Weird

* 437,Bot-ily Harm
* 865,Hertz So Good
* 21,Harry He-doney
* 289,Vom-ate-dead
* 832,Die-drant
* 109,Hang Dunked
* 478,Bad Max

## 3-7:Hurry Up And Die

* 833,Drunk Die-er
* 958,Jersey Gore
* 347,Cast Offed
* 63,Lesboned
* 105,Tapped Out
* 441,Mail Order Fried
* 252,Fecal Attraction

## 3-8:Death Puts On A Dunce Cap

* 349,Tenta-killed
* 83,Orspasm
* 575,Furdered
* 400,Vuvu.Whatever,He's Dead
* 479,Injecti-cide
* 546,Scratch N Snuffed
* 804,Implo-dead

## 3-9:Young,Dumb And Full Of Death

* 545,Onesie And Donesie
* 683,Hillary Snuffed
* 40,Cruci-fried
* 431,Hammer Head
* 713,Board Stiff
* 536,Sumowed
* 154,Bush Whacked

## 3-10:Today's Menu,Deep Fried Death

* 544,Lawn Of The Dead
* 712,Tongue Died
* 538,Tube Snaked
* 448,RIP-PED
* 685,Mary-nated
* 940,Gooed Riddance
* 331,De-throned

## 3-11:Cure For The Common Death,Part II

* 568,Hydrau-licked
* 972,Nun F\*\*\*\*\*
* 574,Myth Busted
* 326,Radioactivate-dead
* 429,Jelly Belly-ed
* 818,Die-arrhea
* 917,Balloon-a-tic

## 3-12:Sudden Death

* 286,Coffin To Death
* 587,Poker Face
* 982,Bed Buggered
* 11,Corset Killed Him
* 416,Gone Fission
* 380,Falling Down On The Job
* 540,Ex-squeezed

## 4-1:Dying To Tell the Story

* 82,Ant-artica
* 110,Amish-tinguished
* 433,Trucked Up
* 316,Crushing Lot
* 330,Chess Pain
* 827,Little Chop Of Horrors
* 122,Dis Still Killed Em

## 4-2:If You're Dead,Leave A Message And We'll Get Back To You

* 375,Hats All Folks
* 866,Tone Death
* 392,Caulk Blocked
* 50,Deaf Jammed
* 193,Homie-cide
* 630,OMG,SUV,RIP
* 26,Dead-dy Dearest

## 4-3:The One About Dumb People Dying

* 710,Wet Dream
* 916,Mary Lou Rectum
* 469,Kung Pao Pow
* 815,Hot Shot Part Duh
* 622,Steward-death
* 694,Fatally Gourd
* 157,Headtop

## 4-4:Captured Dead-sort

* 462,A Slice Of Karma
* 81,Purse Jacked
* 906,Pitchforked
* 13,Dead Wrongs
* 189,Bean Boozled
* 665,PB And Poisoned
* 160,Squirreled Away

## 4-5:Getting A Rise From The Dead

* 281,Sign Offed
* 208,Chef Boy-r-dead
* 552,Par For The Corpse
* 475,Dip N Die
* 59,Dead Fella
* 33,Drugged Up
* 997,Double-o-severed

## 4-6:The Hidden Death

* 20,Cho-lice
* 604,Explod-opoly
* 72,Chainsawed
* 430,Pipe Smoked
* 223,Come Thunder,Come Killing
* 915,Snakenstein
* 307,Deadly Disease

## 4-7:Ready Or Not,Here Comes Death

* 410,Asphyxi-asian
* 767,Par-gore
* 405,Dill Doh
* 901,Boobicide
* 785,Boweled Out
* 534,Goon Interrupted
* 396,Doggie Styled

## 4-8:Grave Errors

* 69,Curl Up And Die
* 266,Who Ded?
* 528,Crack Piped
* 608,Thanks A Clot
* 491,Odds Are You're Dead
* 152,Chemi-killed
* 442,i-Boned

## 4-9:Killing Them Softly

* 769,Scam,Eye Am Dead
* 394,Contact Die
* 943,Six Feet Plunder
* 666,Guns N Noses
* 893,Frequent Dier
* 585,Suck And Blown
* 905,Master E-raced

## 4-10:Better Them Than Us

* 214,Macdeath
* 687,Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain
* 465,Pop Goes The Cholo
* 732,Flame Retard-ant
* 902,Rocky Roadkill
* 100,Straight To DVDead
* 717,My Big Fat Greek Death

## 4-11:Dead Before They Know It

* 556,Speffed
* 960,Ji-had It Coming
* 933,Crate And Buried
* 2,Lost In Transfusion
* 368,Arriva-deadci
* 603,Die-crow
* 183,Miss-ur Head

## 4-12:An Innocent Gentledeath

* 30,Dying On The Older Days
* 505,Rock Crushed
* 234,Flip Stairs
* 84,Armored
* 79,Chlo-died
* 646,Eye-sick-kill
* 923,Death Chamber

## 5-1:Stupid Is As Death Does

* 924,Chairway To Heaven
* 851,Eye Swallow
* 411,The Depart-dead
* 898,Spyanide
* 253,Game Stopped
* 514,Moving Violation
* 119,Art Attack

## 5-2:Death Be A Lady Tonight

* 541,Half Offed
* 535,Smoke Stalked
* 727,Sudden Death
* 428,Raider Of The Lost Narc
* 203,Bats All Folks
* 921,Pimp My Death
* 957,Drone Boned

## 5-3:That's Mister Death To You

* 825,Any Given Gunday
* 303,Descent Of A Woman
* 12,Scarf-face
* 969,Dog Dead Afternoon
* 722,Crappy Ending
* 77,Withdrawn
* 453,Bursted Out

## 5-4:Kiss Of Death

* 64,Mail Boxed
* 348,Wrecking Killed
* 242,Cannonized
* 511,Tear Smoked
* 371,Exerzac
* 460,Chokeballed
* 414,Chain Gang Banged

## 5-5:Death,The New Black

* 814,Splat-formed
* 225,Who Fart-dead?
* 137,Him-paled
* 35,Jablowni
* 530,A\*\*-hoppered
* 390,Ball Sacked
* 808,Dead-inet

## 5-6:A Deathing's Destiny

* 805,Dead Kahn
* 438,Fight To The Pain
* 385,Micro-cuted
* 561,Aim-waved
* 993,Eight-ploded
* 427,Surf Boarded
* 65,Big Boned

## 5-7:Today's Special Is Death

* 117,Weld Done
* 883,That's A Morte
* 875,Gang Banged
* 463,Smother In Law
* 148,DWI (Dying While Intoxicated)
* 273,Vertigo,Going,Gone
* 829,Tea Bagged

## 5-8:Wait,Don't Tell Me That You're Dead

* 169,Fire In The Hole
* 88,Somewhere Over The Railing
* 510,Muffed Dive
* 704,Treadkill
* 5,Bush Whacked 2:South Of The Border
* 770,Leave It To Seizure
* 577,Dia De Los Morons

## 5-9:Eat,Pray,Die

* 145,Ich Bin Ein Stoner
* 162,Another Up The Butt Story
* 797,Poly-a\*\*-turd
* 490,Shoots And Ladders
* 342,E-I-E-I-Oww
* 887,Skid Marked
* 899,The Tropical Storm Of Terror

## 5-10:The Pickup Die-netion

* 841,Falling Fences
* 963,Cliffed Out
* 73,Dying For Treasures
* 948,Sitting In The Dangers
* 671,Hawksbill Sea Turtle
* 374,Bush Defeated
* 178,Snuffed Up

## 5-11:Death,The Gift That Lasts Forever

* 434,Trip To The Maul
* 67,Gory Holed
* 195,Died-zilla
* 951,UPFD
* 811,I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
* 263,Sword-dead
* 486,Kitchen Sunk

## 5-12:Fiery Die-spect

* 791,Die Laughing
* 82,Slide-dead
* 158,Dead House
* 357,Visi-die-tion
* 656,Pingpong Balled
* 200,Blast Call
* 343,Sun-die-al

## 6-1:Person Of Dead-ior

* 828,Wind Mailed
* 557,Race Crashed
* 612,Angry Shot
* 238,Skeletalized
* 987,Mar-dead
* 140,Opened For Last
* 484,Javel-impaled

## 6-2:On Deathing's Flames

* 358,Smoke Burned
* 925,Commando
* 386,Ball Hits
* 626,Eyeball Blast
* 838,Horizon-kill
* 755,Top Hooked
* 15,Funeralized

## 6-3:Prince Of The Deaths

* 113,Im-pasta
* 725,Snailed
* 285,Wound-dead
* 926,Never Stewed A Chance
* 219,Office Jerked
* 995,Push-bull
* 527,Dyna-work

## 6-4:Death,One Size Fits All

* 66,Handi-c\*\*\*\*\*\*
* 698,Frost-dead
* 197,Slippery When Dead
* 144,Drivers Dead
* 362,Slayer Cake
* 870,Miner Injuries
* 588,My Chemical Romance

## 6-5:Red Dead-agon

* 952,Shot Back
* 226,Scared Heartless
* 86,Bye Bye Burrito
* 632,Chicken Crossing
* 202,Car Bounced
* 551,Scrooged To Death
* 711,Hollowed

## 6-6:Cure For The Common Death,Part III

* 895,Paint-dead
* 274,Chewed Up
* 569,Tooth Brushed
* 313,Gun Got Your Life
* 848,Sucked For Real
* 216,Sharded To Death
* 179,Intro Dead-ologue

## 6-7:Deadliest Kitsch

* 116,Bull-heavia
* 662,Hose Whipped
* 89,Suffer-cated
* 736,Rocked Out
* 447,Chicken Boned
* 959,Down With The Clown
* 209,Married To The Deadest Bidder

## 6-8:Death And Table

* 240,Laddered
* 495,Spaced Out
* 126,Sign Chained
* 636,Light It Up
* 629,Milked Up
* 762,Die-er Market
* 391,Toe Jammed

## 6-9:Grave Decisions

* 859,Sneeze Bag
* 184,As-capped
* 128,Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood
* 367,Heart Beat Down
* 456,Chain On You
* 726,This Just In My Chest
* 949,Therm-a\*\*\*\*

## 6-10:Dead-agers In The Trainer

* 599,Soccer Balled
* 297,Pole Sticked
* 867,Killed In Arms
* 753,Snipered
* 383,Experimented
* 745,Nailed It
* 890,Two-ssors

## 6-11:Death Takes A Vacation

* 268,Velvet Dope
* 421,Bull-shido
* 861,Batter Upped
* 824,Caught In A Lye
* 280,Dead On Arrival
* 573,Dead Mime
* 990,Hen Own D\*\*\* Fault

## 6-12:Wild Wild Death

* 230,Teller,She's Dead
* 738,Super Zero
* 640,Branched Out
* 436,Dough
* 147,Cham-pained
* 980,Backseat Die-er
* 185,Blogged Artery

## 7-1:Welcome To The Death-ical Age

* 133,Decapitate-dead
* 508,An-chest-na
* 863,Speakers Off
* 372,Windpiped
* 597,Tran-kill-izer
* 686,Eye-ker
* 474,Breaking Lot

## 7-2:Death Penalties

* 167,Recep-shunned
* 764,Dyin Maiden
* 820,Teri-yucky
* 10,Gunned Down
* 143,No Guts,All Gory
* 868,She-manned
* 314,Apocalypse Harley

## 7-3:Dirt Nap

* 311,Harmored Car
* 174,Bush Whacked 3:Waxed Off
* 853,You've Got Dead Male
* 729,Shop Till You Drown
* 586,De-faced
* 304,Laser Bombed
* 761,Ex'd Ex

## 7-4:Die-verick Door

* 406,Torched Out
* 918,Stoved
* 776,Deathing Release
* 207,Hotdogged
* 609,Pelicular Death
* 334,Colon-gross-opy
* 674,Rubber Die-llets

## 7-5:Death,Putting The Fun In Funeral

* 506,Spastic Surgery
* 260,Rhymes With Rich
* 14,Less Is Mormon
* 645,Wine And Die
* 222,Die-rect TV
* 779,Open Cas-death
* 584,Dead Light,Green Light

## 7-6:Deathing Release

* 7,Abduct-dead
* 298,I Can't Kill You
* 312,Tripping Ball
* 590,Fort Nighted
* 549,Solu-die
* 975,Extinguished
* 860,Neurotrasmitted

## 7-7:Lilith's Die-mand

* 57,Die-er Motor
* 418,Car-paled
* 862,Blowing Engines
* 132,Lepre-b\*\*\*\*
* 844,From Alligators To Crocodiles
* 659,Taste-dead
* 228,Tackled To Death

## 7-8:Camelot Deathing

* 566,Prank Gone Dead
* 836,I Spy A Dead Gal
* 783,Buck Bashed
* 151,Snake Trip
* 910,Kinetic Eel
* 871,Die-mentery
* 350,Electrocuting Crowd

## 7-9:Pig Die-tender

* 939,Human-icide
* 983,Tripped Over Wires
* 324,Floor Caught Off
* 426,Open The Explosions
* 796,Deadboard
* 964,I'm Gonna Fly To Death
* 181,Terminate-dead

## 7-10:Hemlock At Die-ford

* 49,Lawn Crusher
* 667,Pen-die
* 231,Hangglided
* 93,Sealed Up
* 379,Moving Through Guns
* 728,Death Scout Cookies
* 164,Chainsawed 2:Knocked To Death

## 7-11:El Die-anna

* 39,Fran-choked
* 777,Shooting Fires
* 90,Astroyed
* 361,Horse Dragged
* 872,Sticked Up
* 691,Boxed Out
* 236,Die-deo

## 7-12:Orchids Of Die-ry

* 332,Dead-evator
* 854,Chicken Poxed
* 778,Bee Stinged
* 800,Fireworked
* 103,Parachute-dead
* 550,Killed Over
* 934,Holified

## 8-1:Die-abestic

* 596,Spit-ill
* 932,Tow FU
* 682,Tipping Point
* 624,Dead Fixe
* 299,Dead Necked
* 977,Strang-girled
* 28,Star Kills

## 8-2:Entwined Die-net

* 595,He-killed
* 931,Designer's Death
* 672,Slicing Station
* 17,The Baddest Person Award
* 500,Parade Shocks
* 699,Pop And Lox
* 880,Safecracked Pitch

## 8-3:Star Death,The Last Generation

* 488,Cat Got Your Life
* 503,Homie's Dead
* 554,Kara-chokey
* 336,Photo-dead-ick
* 91,Paper Or Spastic
* 922,Dumb Skull
* 794,Hydrate-dead

## 8-4:Wave Of The Death-ive

* 54,Cleane-dead Solution
* 300,Doctor Death
* 95,Bubbled Out
* 749,Exploding Circuit
* 115,Glass Cracks
* 496,Ceremony Dead-gram
* 582,Nine Inch Nailed

## 8-5:The Sliver's Deathy

* 719,Roll Stairs
* 532,Tab-eye Slam
* 359,Car Attack
* 99,FBI (F\*\*\* Boyfriend's Idea)
* 283,Dead-oween
* 1000,Throw-nade
* 235,Fire Victim

## 8-6:Rainbow In The Deathing

* 716,Choking Dead-beat
* 826,Trash Canned
* 70,Footballed
* 928,Shocking Force
* 616,Panic Attack
* 377,Burning Pressure
* 520,Steal Down

## 8-7:Pirates Of Death-erald

* 48,Pipestroke
* 657,Arrowed
* 6,Chasing Ropes
* 873,You Fired the Cop
* 450,Spooned
* 25,House Lift
* 578,Death-ication

## 8-8:Death Of The Year

* 930,Radio-cuted
* 984,Match-over
* 221,World Die Three
* 120,Chemo-die-raphy
* 29,Death To The Old Town Road
* 913,Losing Hand
* 576,Die-ron Man

## 8-9:Obsessed Death

* 302,Plank And Dead-ups
* 477,Electro-kited
* 589,Deadshield
* 288,Heli-ploded
* 41,Mineburner
* 621,Hammered
* 320,Very Died Anvil

## 8-10:In The Deathy Storms

* 519,Wolf It Down
* 752,Get And Pull
* 175,Catch Me If You're Dead
* 724,The Deadly Attic
* 789,Stunt Fails
* 134,Ten In Blues
* 466,Minigunned

## 8-11:Sor-dead Affair

* 529,Penis De Milo
* 830,Bad Laps
* 937,Pris-un-done
* 461,Xmas-turbator
* 876,Polly Want To Crack Your Spine
* 547,Deep Sleep Walk
* 601,Premature Endings

## 8-12:Locked And Low Dead

* 700,Gone Green
* 275,Dead Kacynski
* 142,Die Jump
* 567,Cop Out
* 741,Lazy Bumday
* 835,White Wetting
* 387,Sun Burnt

## 9-1:Heart Of The Dead

* 279,Die-ttles
* 8,Train Sta-died
* 563,Hot Air Buffoon
* 318,Space Training Trouble
* 695,Tent Of Dehydration
* 580,Teresa Gravesite
* 954,Ferris Death

## 9-2:Thorn In The Die-bow

* 272,Deadphones
* 37,Last Blast
* 422,Halo Of The Dead
* 944,Hoop Screams
* 809,SOB (Sarcastic Obsessive Behavior)
* 446,Last Beer-dead
* 896,Shipwrecked

## 9-3:Dead Seasons

* 472,Nerfed Up
* 36,Dallas Die-ers Club
* 909,De-blade-dead
* 974,Marine Mashed
* 241,You're Under Die-rest
* 607,Tele-die-sion
* 62,Dorothy Stung

## 9-4:Thank You For Dying

* 172,Terror Tom
* 247,Unlucky Charmed
* 634,Crowd Out Crisis
* 104,Law And Or-dead
* 703,Komo-die Dragon
* 892,We Are Number Gun
* 625,One Door Down

## 9-5:Enter The Ferret

* 701,Critter In The S\*\*\*\*\*\*
* 676,Fat Man In A Little Swing
* 355,TK Uh-O
* 994,Out To Launch
* 61,Vat's All Folks
* 483,Tunnel Vision
* 269,A Chainus Runs Through It

## 9-6:Think Globally,Die Locally

* 344,Grilled
* 250,Hole N Done
* 542,Cross Bown'd
* 689,Namas-dead
* 485,Bowled Over
* 523,Hacked Off
* 125,War-done

## 9-7:Tweets From The Dead

* 885,Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy
* 489,Bucky Boned
* 539,Wedding Crasher
* 562,Meat Your Maker
* 968,Well Chung
* 734,Hi-jack Offed
* 840,Ghost Busted

## 9-8:A New App Called Death

* 570,Electro-cutie
* 76,WW1 And Done
* 894,FUV'd
* 955,Pulled Pork
* 615,The Day That The Magic Died
* 146,American Died-ol
* 199,Mastur-bitten

## 9-9:Death Certificates

* 766,Heim-licked
* 847,This Bird Has Flu
* 382,Keester Sunday
* 248,Kill Bill And Billie
* 525,I Spy A Dead Guy
* 211,Eye So Horny
* 4,North By Northwasted

## 9-10:Crying Over Spilled Blood

* 206,Ten-a\*\* Anyone
* 346,Sky Scraped
* 75,Rife-ill
* 743,Chili Today,Dead Tomorrow
* 927,Info-pain-ment
* 423,Mexi-can't
* 611,Caved In

## 9-11:It's A Dead Dead World

* 356,Signed Out
* 341,Hummus Among Us
* 627,Tread Marked
* 277,Piss Offed
* 517,Waste-dead
* 786,Rubbed Out
* 642,Killer Tan

## 9-12:Death,The Final Frontier

* 352,Pebble B\*\*\*\*\*\*
* 92,No Fun-gus
* 107,Pain Saw
* 947,Ring-a-ding Dead
* 376,A\*\*-plosion
* 180,Lac-toasted
* 53,Phlegm Phatale