The Brian

> The same thing we do every night Magenta, try to take over the world!
>
> - The Brian, to Magenta

The Brian was a male genetically engineered lab rat ratkin. Ruler of Orlando Florida and partner in crime with Magenta, The Brian often thought up plans of how to take over the world, as well as rule the citizens of Orlando. The Brian had an extremely high intellect and could think his way through almost any situation.

## Biography

### Early Life

The Brian was born in The ACNE Laboratory in Orlando Florida, 1980. The Brian was used for several abusive experimentations by the workers, including electrocution-stimuli, physical stimuli, and several others. The Brian was used in these experiments for several years, until one such experiment when him and another rat named Magenta were introduced to a mysterious chamber. Upon entry, the two were granted with sentience, bipedalism, and the ability to speak. The two soon took over the laboratory, vowing revenge on the human race, and to take over the world.

The Brian went through his first change at the age of 17, simultaneously with Magenta. The two used these newfound "powers" to terrorize the citizens of Orlando in an attempt to take over the world. However, this attempt failed due to the fact that terrorizing citizens would not result in world domination.

Over the next few years, The Brian and Magenta used several different tactics in attempts to take over the world, all of which failed. During one such attempt, The Brian ran for president of the United States, against candidate Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. This plan almost succeeded, however failed due to the fact that Magenta accidentally voting for Mr. Johnson, causing him to win.

In another attempt, The Brian attempted to steal Christmas by implanting mind controlling devices in every Teddy bear in Santa's Sleigh. The Teddy bear's were brought to every person in the worlds house's, and The Brian was ready to take over the population. However, after reading a note to Santa from Magenta, where he asked Santa to give Brian the world, The Brian instead of taking control of everyone, commanded the world to have a Merry Christmas, and turned off the mind controlling device.

### Life with The Knuckleheads

#### Quest for the Donkey Piss

The Brian was soon contacted by a man named Alder, who requested The Brian and Magenta's help on a mission to investigate a series of randomly frenzying garou. The Brian was also contacted by a man named Leon Virgil, who bribed Brian and Magenta with a 17$ Dollar bill for them to spy on the team of the mission. Knowing this 17$ bill would help him take over the world, The Brian accepted. The Brian and Magenta eventually met up with Alder and the rest of the team, which consisted of Mirai Osaki, Marilyn, Winnie, and Faye. The team gained the name "The Knuckleheads" and were shown to the nearby sept, Boar's Tusk. They soon met the sept alpha; "The Great Gator", and the sept beta; Buck Salvado. The Knuckleheads were then shown to their hotel room, where they were surprise attacked by several vampires and a frenzying garou, who they fight off with some struggle.

The Knuckleheads soon received their first mission from Alder, which was to rescue one of the towns fey named Jin who disappeared while investigating the garou frenzying. The Knuckleheads met with the fey leader, Merriweather, who sent two of his friends named Robin and Zoe to assist in finding Jin. The Knuckleheads tracked Jin to a motel where she was found to be in the clutches of a vampire named De La Cruz, who planned to sell her to Felix Knightly, a vampire millionaire artist. The Knuckleheads fought off goons and saved Jin. Jin later explained that the frenzying has been caused by a drug called Donkey Piss, and that Knightly was one of the dealers.

The Knuckleheads later took the Salvado family yacht to Knightly's island, however not before attacked by a rokea gang leader named Dolores. After arriving at the island, The Knuckleheads sneaked through Knightly's private zoo where they rescued Winnie's old caretaker, Heidi. They soon ambushed Knightly and burnt down him and his mansion. After returning from the island, The Brian and Magenta met with Leon Virgil, who revealed himself as the man behind the Donkey Piss, and that he was going to use it to crush garou society, believing it was the best for Gaia.

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#### The Egg Empire

The Brian soon began his egg business, which he called the "Egg Empire". He soon opened several stores in Orlando, and started selling eggs within them. He eventually ran many other stores out of business, because of how much the public loved his eggs. His eggs eventually gained the title of "The best darn eggs in town!" Gaining the love of the public, The Brian began selling other products in his stores, such as milk, bread, kitchen supplies, and chocolate eggs. This only boosted his business' ego, and the Egg Empire began to rack in much more revenue.

With his newfound riches, The Brian decided to expand his company, having stores stationed in every town of Florida, and expanding his inventory by buying several warehouses throughout the state. The majority of Florida's civilization grew to love the products of the Egg Empire, and The Brian became filthy rich. However, The Brian was eventually put under investigation by the FDA, and was discovered to be a rat. the Egg Empire was shut down for public health concerns, and The Brian was forced to keep his chickens to himself. The Egg Empire was shut down, and The Brian was forced to pay his riches to help employ everyone who had worked for the Egg Empire, as well as paying to help compensate the companies he had put out of business.

#### An Unstable Adventure

While riding with Marilyn during one of her driving tests with friends such as Timothy, The Great Gator and Magenta, the gang crashed and entered what appeared to be an unstable area of reality, which generated a barrier around itself, preventing the gang from leaving. Deciding to look for the source of the unstable reality, they eventually came across a man named Tiberius Van Owen III, who informed them of a summer camp named "Camp Jackalope" nearby. The Knuckleheads began traveling to the camp, and along the way met a girl who informed them that something if wasn't done about it, the reality would start to engulf the whole world as The Dreaming.

After some more wacky reality shenanigans, The Knuckleheads eventually found Camp Jackalope, where they encountered a woman known as The Inquisitor, as well as several campers, including Utka Aktu, Em, Morgan, Billy Monroe, Madison, and a man named Hank Trufflux. Learning that the Inquisitor was evil, the two parties captured her, and were reunited with Zoey, who was working as a counselor at the camp. The two parties teamed up, and several of them left the barrier using The Inquisitor, going on a quest to eliminate the barrier and revert reality back to normal. During this mission, the team encountered Rupert Harley, who was hit and killed by a van driven by Lee, accompanied by Yoshi and Roshine. Getting into the van, the team went off to Tennessee to try and fix the camp. Eventually, the gang arrived in Tennessee. However, soon after this, The Knuckleheads left the rest of the team, and returned to Boar's Tusk.

### Path to Domination

After returning back to their laboratory, The Brian and Magenta discovered that it was under investigation by the FBI, who thought that the lab was one of several terrorist camps in the area. After explaining that the lab was not a terrorist camp, Magenta blurted out that they were attempting to take over the world, which resulted in a firefight between the two parties. The Brian and Magenta managed to chase them off, but knew that they would be back. To solve this, The Brian put up a wooden sign in front of the lab which read "not secret lab, dunkin donuts", which confused the FBI when they returned the next day, to the point of giving up.

The Brian and Magenta soon returned to trying to take over the world, however this time got inside help from their Knucklehead friends. The Brian eventually disguised himself as Pedro Pascal, and the keys to Orlando Florida were immediately handed over to him by the president of the united states. Upon revealing who he truly was, Him and Magenta took rule of Orlando. The Brian had a miniature White House scaled down to rat size built for him and Magenta in the center of Orlando, and moved from his lab to the house. The Brian spent the rest of his days ruling over Orlando, and making his subjects do ridiculous things such as run in place, sit in mud, and order McDonalds home delivery.

## Personality and Abilities

Being a ratkin, The Brian could shift into homid, rat and crinos form at will. He rarely shifted into any form except rat, unless deemed necessary. The Brian was highly intelligent and dastardly, he let nothing stand in his way to domination. However, he had a soft spot for his close friends, such as Magenta, Marilyn and Timothy.