Understandably Onion

> "Give me back my chicken" -Understandably Onion
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## Biographical information

### Marital status

Married to the eternal and immutable Knowledge that is all we ever can perceive to be around us.

### Place of birth

Baker Street, London (Parents Sherlock Holmes and Himself)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Captivating pools filled with the deep melancholy of all the burdens of mankind, shining with that residue form'd by the nameless substance, to which we give the name: Onion Juice. Arrgghh! 'Tis in mine eyes, 't do so blind the very sensor of sight itself, goodness help me, O the pain of the passionate burning, which, with every burning spasm, still more than injures, but awakens to the knowledge of that beating drum within me, and so urges the beat to continue, on'rd and on'rd towards that universal frying pan, on which we shall all be fried until caramalised, and used as the base for the Stew of the Universe.

Understandably Onion represents the quintessence of all that is odd. He is the penultimate piece of cheese, the all powerful curried egg and tomato sandwich. He is also severely critical of pineapple on pizza (and hellofresh sales people).

### Podcast

#### The U.O. Podcast

Understandably Onion is the creator/host of the world renowned U.O podcast, in which he explains the mysteries of the universe, review strange crayons, and solves the great capers of the 21st century.

Unfortunately, the U.O. Podcast has been suspended in protest of the banning of the Cy and Jewew Podcast.

#### Cy-Jewew-UO-Esper

Understandably Onion has suspended is original podcast in favour of the new Cy-Jewew-UO-Esper podcast, which is in it's first season: Everything You've Ever Experienced With a Side of Chips.

The thumbnail for the first episode of the UO podcast
### Music

#### Legion of Brug

Understandably Onion is an active member of the comic rock/pop/heavy metal/blues band Legion of Brug. He is the drummer/bassist/lyricist interchangeably with other members (Cy, Jewew and Esper).

#### Solo career

Understandably Onion has been working towards is first solo album, which is as yet unnamed. He so far has the concepts for at least 6 songs, and has written a draft of lyrics for two. His musical influences are late 60's and 70's hard rock and psychedelic rock, especially Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and David Bowie.

### Media

#### Cartoons

Understandably Onion has published 2 cartoons in the *Voiceworks* youth arts magazine, once under the name eXentrik, and later under his current name.

#### Scratch

Scratch, the children's coding website, has long been the platform on which Understandably Onion has released his podcasts. He also has an alternate account, eXentrik, on which he has created several basic animations, as well as the hit project *Realistic Rubber Chicken*.

#### Other

Understandably Onion is thinking of branching out in his media creation. He is juggling the ideas of several books, movies and newspapers. Currently confirmed is the movie *Kangaroos vs. Humans*, also debated as being called *Planet of the Roos*, trailer to be released within the year.

### Philosophy

Understandably Onion is also a world renowned philosopher, and is considered the founder of Cheeseism, A branch of Philosophy centered around the futility of life, the universe, and everything.

### Trivia

Understandably Onion was the last one to join Legion of Brug.

Understandably Onion believes in you.

Understandably Onion (S1)