Crazy Food

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Crazy Food / Crazy F\*\*\*\* is a song by Joe Hawley, being the 4th track on Joe Hawley Joe Hawley and featuring Laurel Stucky and Vomitron. It has a duration of exactly 3 minutes.

The song beeps out the words that sound like swearing, but those are, in fact, not swear words.

## Lyrics

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* Censored

Are you going to eat that crazy food?

May I please have some of it too?

(O I hope that it does not

give you indigestion!

This was once a true phantasy of mine)

Shucks, it's fussing bonkers

at the farmer's market

We drove the gosh dang Jeep

and there's no place to park it

What the fuss? Cuss!

Check out that lazy dude

with all that crazy food

handing ample samples

out to non-customers!

Fussing find that punk

if scheisse ever gets dire

Gosh dang! He's Superman!

Who the heck's his supplier?

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your spaghetti!

Srsly tho', he's packing

chow like confetti

"Ready?"

Shucks! uh...

ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI

BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI

SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE

BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES

CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES

CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD

DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD

(You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA

CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA

GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT

JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT

LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI

JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI

PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO

OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO

KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER

EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?)

POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS

BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.

You have more?

Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food

thou crazy fuss?

COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA

POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA

RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA

ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA

AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES

WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES

PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...

Almost seems like this should be illegal.

(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)

WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB

TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD

BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO

BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)

CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA

KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS

LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER

GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER

APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH

PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH

SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO

SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO

YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA

CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA

PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE

GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE

THYME STRAWBERRY

PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY

MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA

ARGYREIA NERVOSA

CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS

What's with the HEMLOCKS?!

BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR

TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER

SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI

AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY

PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS

CELASTRUS PANICULATUS

KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.

Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.

Are you going to eat that crazy food?

May I please have some of it too?

(O I hope that it does not

give you indigestion!

This was once a true phantasy of mine)

Sh\*\*\*\*, it's f\*\*\*\*\*\* bonkers

at the farmer's market

We drove the g\*\* d\*\*\* Jeep

and there's no place to park it

What the f\*\*\*? Cuss!

Check out that lazy dude

with all that crazy food

handing ample samples

out to non-customers!

F\*\*\*\*\*\* find that punk

if scheisse ever gets dire

Gosh dang! He's Superman!

Who the h\*\*\*'s his supplier?

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your spaghetti!

Srsly tho', he's packing

chow like confetti

"Ready?"

S\*\*\*! uh...

ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI

BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI

SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE

BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES

CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES

CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD

DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD

(You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA

CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA

GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT

JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT

LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI

JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI

PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO

OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO

KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER

EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?)

POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS

BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.

You have more?

Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food

thou crazy f\*\*\*?

COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA

POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA

RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA

ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA

AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES

WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES

PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...

Almost seems like this should be illegal.

(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)

WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB

TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD

BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO

BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)

CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA

KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS

LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER

GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER

APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH

PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH

SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO

SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO

YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA

CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA

PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE

GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE

THYME STRAWBERRY

PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY

MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA

ARGYREIA NERVOSA

CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS

What's with the HEMLOCKS?!

BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR

TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER

SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI

AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY

PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS

CELASTRUS PANICULATUS

KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.

Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.