306: June 4-5, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Ashley Sinclair, Robert Barnes, John Bowne, Nicole Mullen, Nick Mullen, Stephen King, Anderson Cooper, Ralph Northam, Edward Bernays, Miley Cyrus

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a couple of modern day episodes of The Alex Jones Show. This installment is a deeply upsetting affair, full of rats, vampires, and Alex wishing murder upon his perceived enemies.

## Tidbits

* Today is super fucked up
* Alex gets pervy talking about the Facebook antitrust hearings
* The Bible predicted the Chinese takeover
* The news is too hard for Alex to cover
* Emotionally shattering news: Rat bar in San Francisco
* Teh devil is jealous, so he wants us to eat with rats
* Alex talks about NAMBLA
* Fake ourtrage over Snapchat filter
* Discussion: Snapchat filter
* Discussion: love has no age
* Reminder: NAMBLA doesn't exist
* Ashley Sinclair started NAMBLA hype, got a byline in Human Events (Robert Barnes' website)
* Alex plays a John Bowne report of old Alex clips
* Discussion: Early Alex targets vs current Alex targets
* Alex has become a bully
* Alex "remembers" a Vice article about a woman getting an abortion
* Alex makes orgasm noises
* They're fetishizing killing babies
* Alex vamps about demons while his staff prints the article
* Demons pop up when you kill your dog
* Alex was with Satanists, but not really
* Alex probably killed his dog
* ASMR Alex talks about abortions
* Abortions are interdimensional sex with demons, Alex gets cut off by break
* Article is a satire from Thought Catalog by Nicole Mullen (actually Nick Mullen)
* Alex teases that he's going to slander Stephen King
* Alex calls Anderson Cooper a demon (Dan doesn't care any more)
* Alex calls for his listeners to jihad Anderson Cooper
* If you rise to god's challenge, he will continue challenging you
* God won't give you a challenge you can't complete (like killing someone)
* If you go deep, you come back changed
* When you stare into the abyss, you don't ever come back
* Alex quotes Danzig
* "Do you really want to take a life?"
* "Reject the devil and all his pimps"
* Alex fakes crying into an ad break
* Jordan: Is Alex actually worshipping the devil?
* Alex says he's beein in the presence of God
* Alex does an ad for the 8 pack power stack
* Memorial day sale is ending. New Sale: Force sale
* I only sell you the best stuff because I'm not a devil worshipper
* If it's not good, you can blow my head off
* Being sane is not special
* Alex is off the rails
* Pleas don't Governor Northam's head off with a samurai sword
* Alex does a bad (racist) Georgia accent
* Northam, you're gonna die old, with devils next to you
* Does Alex think he's being funny?
* Alex saw zombies on the way to work (homeless people)
* Alex keeps telling the abortion lies
* Alex talks about Edward Bernays
* Alex is a colonialist
* It's like The Golden Child
* Is everything from movies for Alex?
* Pepsi puts child blood in their drinks
* Rat Watch, day 2
* Alex talks blood libel
* Globalists drink blood from babies like it's corn on the cob
* All democratic women love satan and getting abortions
* Democrats are demons, ad cuts him off
* Alex thinks people trolling him are serious
* Alex couples rat bar to immigrant disease narrative
* Rescue rats, Rescue Rangers
* It's so hard to cover this news
* Whar are Project Veritas videos so perfect?
* Alex says to collect license plates at Drag Queen story time
* Demon ASMR Alex
* Miley Cyrus will die from cervical cancer in the next 10 years
* Pro choice people have green skin because the spirit has taken over
* Alex claims video is woman orgasming during abortion
* Alex repackages eucharist as anti-vampire narrative (blood libel?)

## Notable Bits

* Not Good work Barnes!
* ASMR Alex
* Alex talks about killing dogs