Yahtzee, But With LYING

**Yahtzee, But With LYING** is an episode of House Rules.

"*If you're telling me the truth, then we're not going to be friends anymore.*"
―Adam
In this episode, Adam and Sullivan play Yahtzee, with additional blindfolds and bluffing.

## Notable moments

* This is bluffers' Yahtzee. The non-active player is blindfolded. When the active player throws their dice, they tell their competitor what the result is. Points are awarded based on incorrectly challenged results, along with normal Yahtzee scoring.
* The series where we take a classic board game and *we break into its house while it's sleeping and ever so slightly rearrange the furniture so it thinks it's going mad*.
* Cue a bit about a personified Yahtzee being "pranked".
* They're both wearing the Adam Blampied and Sullivan Bro Brown Summer Range. Pastel Twins activate!
* During the explanation, Adam straight up gets a Yahtzee. End of video! Pastel Twins activate again!
* Creepy spider Teri wave! Hi Teri! Teri makes a cat noise.
* Sullivan looks like a fly or bee in his blindfold. He produces only the finest crystal meth. SBBee.
* Adam looks like a mum who just wants five minutes, please.
* One Try Teri is tested to get a Yahtzee. Her reputation suffers somewhat, but she does get a full house. Teri middle finger. Adam gets -25 points for putting her on the spot.
* A trailer? What??? On 14 and 15 July 2023, Lord Of The Board returns as a live event. 8 competitors; Adam, Blair, Brooke, Dan, Dom, Jon, Laurie, Sullivan and Tilly will all compete for the crown.
* Commence!
* The -25 from Teri was not official, Adam claims.
* Sullivan catches Adam in a lie for the first, and certainly not the last, time.
* Teri's giggles give Adam data, and he turns out to be correct.
* Adam's feeling good, on -37 points.
* Britney Spears was Sullivan's first follower on Twitter, apparently. He didn't follow her, but offered a coffee and a catchup. She never replied.
* With his heightened senses, Sullivan can even hear mouthing. Secret pacts are not allowed against Sullivan, the "cutest boy in the world."
* Adam claims a Yahtzee, which Sullivan immediately calls out. Adam can now no longer get a Yahtzee and loses 50 points. Teri is especially angry and French.
* A best-of-three offer is quickly shut down.
* Adam: "Teri. I'm phoning a friend. Can I borrow your phone?"
* Teri tries to help him out, he doesn't even believe her. He digs deeper.
* Sullivan claims a large straight, Teri giggles, Adam believes him, Adam fails again. Teri: "It's your issue, not mine."
* Cool, calculated, Sullivan fools Adam once again. "I'm like a book in Spanish; you can't read me!"
* A short spoken word version of Boom Boom Boom Boom by the Vengaboys.
* Adam smells bullshit, and it works. He celebrates. Look at him go!
* Two truths and a lie begins. Adam's first goes like this:

1. "Statistically speaking, from a sheer law of averages, the planet closest to Earth is actually Mercury,"
2. "I have rolled three sixes, and"
3. "I think Terry's great."

* Adam rolled three sixes. Middle finger to Teri.
* Sullivan's one:

1. "Teri is incredibly talented and cool,"
2. "I rolled three ones there, and"
3. "Tottenham Hotspur is the greatest football team in the world."

* Adam is right that Sullivan rolled three ones. Tottenham has won 0 European cups, Chelsea at least won one. Sure, Chelsea got Tottenham's old manager, but that happens all the time.
* Teri says Adam's roll is "absolute garbage," giving the game away a bit.
* Sullivan falsely claims Yahtzee. They hold hands. Adam: "If you're telling me the truth, then we're not going to be friends anymore."
* Adam guesses correctly. Friends! Hugging ensues.
* Adam accidentally put his blindfold on too, so asks Teri to say what he has instead. She lies behind his back, and Sullivan calls it out. Incredible play.
* Sullivan does the same Teri-aided technique; she giggles while claiming it's a Yahtzee, which it actually is. Adam smells French bullshit, but is horribly wrong. Adam has a tantrum involving knocking over board games, which he then kisses and says sorry to.
* That's the game! The scores are so close!
* Adam to Sullivan: "You are one of the most subtly canny social deduction players on the team."
* You can play this at home! No health side-effects aside from high blood pressure.
* Get on board!

## Scores

* Adam: -109
* Sullivan: 107