My Dinner With Edward/Transcript

The full verbal transcript of the episode.

## Script

(*Theme song plays*)

(*Episode begins with Carl playing Jak II on his PlayStation 4, pleased that he has killed the hordes of Metal Heads that were coming his way.*)

**Carl:**Oh yeah! The Peace Maker works its wonders every time!!

(*Sarah sticks her head  and right arm into the room holding the cordless home phone.*)
**Sarah:**Hey, big bro! ​​​​It's for you!

**Carl:**Oh really? (*pauses Jak II, while the menu comes up. He then takes the phone from his sister*) I'll take this in here, sis.

**Sarah:**That's not a problem. (*She leaves the room and close the door*)

**Carl:***Salut! Cine suna?*

**Sabrina:**(*over phone*) *De ce, vārul tāu Sabrina, desigur!*I know that's you, Carl!

**Carl:**Aww, how'd you know it was me?

(*The screen splits between the two cousins. We see Sabrina is using her smartphone to call the Weaver House home phone.*)

**Sabrina:**You sometimes speak foreign languages when talking to people, and I'm learning! That was Romanian, right?

**Carl:**Yep! Spoken in both Romania and Bucca Island!

**Sabrina:**Well, I wanted to tell you that on my visit this weekend, I'm bringing my dad!

**Carl:**The famous Edward Spellman ? I'm...kinda nervous to meet him...

**Sabrina:**Oh, he's nice. Plus, he's a warlock, so you'll probably get along just fine. Anyway, I gotta go; Aunt Zelda's calling for me to bring my suitcase. Bye!

**Carl:**See you later today! (*Carl hangs up the phone and heaves a heavy sigh*) Edward Spellman...to visit us?? He's gonna think Moonstones and Moondrops are dangerous just because of their destructive powers, and that his daughter is in danger!

(*Aquata, Carl's Undine, notices that something is wrong. She pulls Michelangelo in his Spell Jar, Kenny the Salamander and Talroc the Gnome over to him.*)

**Aquata:**Carl, is something the matter?

**Carl:**Aquata, Sabrina's dad is gonna know I'm a Moonstone! (*shows her his Moon Pendant with his MoonstoneOpalin the area inside of the crescent moon*) And I hope he doesn't see my Moondrop Flower...

**Michelangelo:**Aww, dude! It's no biggie; Sabrina's daddy is mondo cool, because I saw him a few times! He may be 653, but just groove with it, amigo!

**Carl:**That's easy for you to say, Mikey! I need some real help! To the library!!

(*Scene transitions to Carl having come home from the library. Zelda, Hilda and Sarah are already sitting on the couch waiting for Sabrina and Edward to come. Carl seems to be nervous still, despite remembering to shave his stubble.*)

**Zelda:** Come sit with us on the couch, Carl!

**Carl:** We need to talk while I do...

(*He sits on the couch while his family looks at him with concerned looks on their faces.*)

**Hilda:** Awww, is neffy-poo upset? (*gives Carl a hug, and he is comforted by her soft bobbed hair*) Tell Aunt Hildy what's wrong...

**Carl:** Sabrina's dad is gonna hate me because I'm a Moonstone! And you know Moonstones have destructive powers...

**Zelda:** So do Moondrops, but you can control that! And believe me, you wouldn't hurt anyone intentionally unless it's evil, like a Dark Maker.

**Carl:** But Mr. Spellman won't see that...

(*The doorbell rings. Carl rushes to the door and opens it to find Sabrina looking happy to see him.*)

**Carl:** Sabrina!!

**Sabrina:** Carl!! (*The two embrace each other, while Salem smiles widely and Edward looks anticipating*) Cousin, this is my dad!

**Carl:** Nice to meet you, Mr. Spellman!

**Edward:** It's a pleasure to meet you...(*stares at his Moon Pendant*) too...

**Salem:** Uh...why don't you two go ahead. I'll get our bags in Weaver House

**Carl:** (*deadpan*) I knew it.

(*Scene then shows Carl transitioning from the front door to sitting at the dinner table, across from Edward who is looking suspiciously at him.*)

**Carl:**(*thinking*) Why did he have to look at my pendant? Why did he have to know I'm a Moonstone?

**Edward:**(*thinking*) Why is Sabrina with a cousin like him? Why did Tom have to have a Moonstone like him?

**Both:**(*thinking, with Carl impersonating Dr. Robotnik from AoStH*) Why? Why?? WHY???

(*Zelda starts dishing out dinner, which is chicken cordon bleus, Spanish rice and Chinese vegetable mix with dragonfruit juice.*)

**Zelda:**Many cultures for dinner tonight! And you'll love them all!

**Sabrina:**So...let's get the ball rolling! (*As she smiles, Carl and Edward look at her weird.*) Y'know, conversation! Always good at dinner! So what do we talk about?

**Carl:**So, Mr. Spellman...how's having a half-blood daughter been on you?

**Edward:**It's a funny story, really...but I don't want to talk about it. You got a girlfriend, Carl? Diana and I are divorced, and Future Hyde just isn't fit for me after a certain half-blood witch used a certain mirror on her... (*smiles slyly at his daughter, and Sabrina blushes*)

**Carl:**Well, I have Eveline...and she's from the Ice Country. Is she a Moonstone? No. But she has ice powers that can freeze anyone'a heart solid, just like poor Kai in *The Snow Queen*...

**Edward:**And I assume that this home would be a fine place to raise the children?

(*Carl, who was drinking some of his grapefruit juice, sprays it out of his mouth.*)

**Carl:**It's a bit...early to be thinking about that, don't'cha think?

**Edward:**Yeah...I was just eating...

**Sabrina:**Dad!

**Edward:**So if I got any removed nieces from you, they'd probably be...

**Carl:**Moonstones or Moondrops, yes!