Pedo Dutch

classiest man alive

scrooge mc dutch

man of gold

man with a plan

Pedo God (grandfather)

Lemon Man (uncle)

Old Graps (uncle)

Strawberry man (uncle)

Pineapple Dick (uncle)

Cherry Guy (uncle)

slim shady

**Pedo Dutch** is the son of Pedo King and grand son of Pedo God.He is second in line to become leader of The Pedo Army

## the wild west

pedo dutch the son of pedo gods son but don't be fooled for this pedo is 3 times smarter then pedo god's son. pedo dutch is by far the classest pedo known to man and pedo.of all the pedos dutch is least known and has a very small back story. in th 1890 pedo dutch had a small gang who he battled the hillbilly O'Driscoll Boys as you know pedos and hillbillys have been fighting for ages.most of the times the fights for one sided as the hillbillys are really stupid.now pedo dutch always has a plan for some reason but has never told a single person his grand plan witch kinda defeats the who point of a plan but im sure pedo dutch has his reasons. Most of his plans involve thitie and getting rich. Even though pedo dutch is by far the richest pedo I guess he's the pedo mrs crabs or he's just greedy whatever his reasons for wanting more money his plan changes often. In 1910 pedo dutch killed a little girl and blamed pennywise thus started pennywise's great and long pedo journey but for now pennywise would get locked up for 15 years for killing a little girl.

## his killing spree

the next time pedo dutch would strike would be in 1963 where he killed jfk you see people through someone else shot him cuz a guy had a gun posted up on a building down the street from jfk but really that guy broke up with his girlfriend little did he know his girlfriend took all his money so he wanted it back this was discovered in a letter to his son after police search his prison cell after he got raped to death in prison. but pedo dutch was the driver of the car that jfk was in and when the shot went off from the other guy trying to kill his wife he pulled a dilldo out and choked jfk to death. The next time he would pop his head up was when he killed 2pac and biggie smalls. naw he shot 2 pac and blamed it on snoop dogg. one night Biggie Smalls went to McDonalds and ordered a large fries, extra large fries and 3 cheese burgers that night pedo dutch was working at the same mc donalds. so pedo dutch filled biggie smalls coke with lube and when biggie smalls drank the lube and ate his cheeseburger the burger slipped through his stomach and out his ass so fast cuz of the lube it set his stomach on fire killing him slowly. In 2005 after killing Ronald Reagan by tying him on some train tracks while all his clothes were off and driving a train up his ass he hopped on a plane to Los Santos where he rejoined the pedo army and bought everything he dreamed classy

## meeting the old man

.While in los santos pedo dutch would live the life.He would throw big partys on the beaches or his casino penthouse.pedo dutch would buy a plethora of cars planes and expensive properties.now you may ask yourself how did pedo dutch get his money well he sold secrets.Pedo dutch had connactions all over the criminal syndicates and even had some inside guys in private militarys and even the government.so pedo dutch was in the hight of his life and had a name for him in fact pedo dutch was way more civilized and was always one to negotiate .but Soon he would come face to face with the man who might as well be the second most powerful man in the universe. The old man needed pedo dutchs help with building a youth machine so he helped him build it. The machine worked but broke down after so at least the old man was no longer an old man. Then pedo dutch used his time travel powers to take the two of them back in time to the year 1983 were they broke into the kgb building stealing secrets. after going through these secrets he found one name.pyro pedo the long lost pedo.shortly after pedo dutch would drop off slim shady to the states and travelled back to the present day were he tong pedo god.not long after this pedo dutch had a strang call with a unkown number who he later found out was pyro pedo.on call pyro pedo told pedo dutch that he was a smart pedo and from then on pedo dutch would be the only pedo who would be in touch with pyro pedo

## endgame

well many peaple think pedo dutch fought in endgame with pedo god and his army but you would be wrong for thinking that.while endgame was going on pedo dutch through a big party in Australia with his close friend tony montana.they drank bottles of scrumpy and partied hard.even famous names were there like crocodile dunde saxston hale and the sniper from tf2.even tho the party was in the land down under pedo dutch didnt like there rew brew beer so he brought himself some good old scrumpy.

## after endgame

It's been a while since we checked up on his good friend pedo dutch so lets see whats going on with him. After endgame los santos didnt change to much but pedo dutch was in the good land down under (astralia) so he was safe.despite rumours of him being dead or run over by a tank he's still alive and doing well.so anyway he went back to los santos while everything started to calm down and from there things went normal.a couple months went by and things in the criminal underworld started to arise again a new villain would rise.no one knew who this man was if he even was a man some said he could be an alien other said he could be the comeback of the old man but all could agree he was new and dangerous.they called him the l'etranger.he was a paid bounty hunter and was skilled with tactics no ones seen before.never the less pedo dutch was quick to investigate so he pulled some strings to get a high risk bounty given to the stranger witch he accepted.the mission was to infiltrate simp island and locate a artifact. The mission was a success and when the stranger returned he was invited to meet pedo dutch personally to get his pay. 10,000$ was the pay and as the stranger was about to leave he asked pedo dutch what was so important about that artifact. Pedo dutch said nothing. I just like it. Maybe one day it could be a good house decoration. As the stranger left pedo dutchs officer pedo dutch pulled out his phone and called someone.pedo dutch give me some good news said the person on the phone.its there and it doesn't look like its been moved i will alert pedo god said pedo dutch.pedo god escepted the end and is on his way back to los santos then we will stage an attack to get that artifact said the man on the phone.well i should tell pedo god i had help said pedo god as he looked out his office window. And who might this help be said the person on the phone a skilled bounty hunter very skilled actually i'm surprised you haven't heard of him pyro pedo.so you figured it out dutch well done said pyro pedo well i have heard of this bounty hunter maybe he could be of use to us but pedo god wants that artifact and he said whatever happens can that artifact break or else all hell will be set loose. Alright I will keep in touch with you if I have more information, said pedo dutch as he hung up. All hell? He couldn't mean as pedo dutch paused nah it couldn't be.