A Main Character

# Cearan Fence

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Cearan Fence is the main character of Cearan Kai. He is one of the two senseis within Cearan Kai, and is a well known student of the practice. He is also a war veteran, having thought in the Afghanistan war.

## History

### Early Life

Cearan was born on the 9th July, 1989, too a half-blind father and an unnamed mother. He was raised in a military camp, being learnt to shoot first, bum later. When he was 7, he was taken out for target practice.

Eventually, he was shipped off to Afghanistan due to the war against the Taliban.

### Afghanistan War

During the war, Cearan met and befriended fellow soldier Blind Lawyer. They became quick friends, often going to local orgy parties in the villages. At some point during this time, Mr. Grumpy taught the two Karate for a year and a half.

One day, the two were talking too their Sergeant, Mr. Grumpy, before freaking out about who was a spy for the Taliban. Cearan ran away, leaving Blind Lawyer to handle a grenade. He eventually learnt that shrapnel had damaged Blind Lawyer's eyes, and he was now blind.

Upon heading back in the plane, the two decided to start up Cearan Kai, a dojo dedicated to teach what Mr. Grumpy taught them.

### Return to England

Cearan eventually returned to England, and moved in with his Roommate. He barely paid rent, and if he did he was late.

### Season 1

#### Argument with a Karen

After waking up and talking too his roommate, Cearan went to work at Tesco. He then got in an argument with a Karen who wouldn't where her mask. The manager eventually fired him because of it. He then went off to train, before getting in a fight with the police.

#### Court case

Cearan, due to fighting the police, had to go to court, Blind Lawyer helping him out. He ended up fighting off the police who sued him, and winning, before meeting and recruiting Levi. He then went over to blind lawyer, and Blind Lawyer's Wife, and recruited Blind Lawyer to co-sensei.

#### First Session

Cearan eventually held his first dojo session, before Hasbulla quickly joined, after winning a fight against Levi.

#### New Job

Cearan went for a job at the local school, being interviewed by Mr. Curry. He got the job, and, after being tormented by the local children, ended up beating them up for how they treated him. He got in a fight, Blind Lawyer and Crackhead breaking in to assist him. After a fight, they escaped and talked about what Cearan owed them. The police soon arrived, causing another fight - Cearan losing and being arrested.

#### Time in Jail

During his time in jail, at some point, Cearan was almost raped in the showers by an unknown nonce. He eventually talked to blind lawyer, who trained him. He then hosted a dojo session, before getting in an argument with the guards for kicking the glass of the visiting room. He was then thrown in solitary confinement, where he reflected on his past in the war.

After leaving solitary, he tried to help Crackhead get his drugs back - only for the guards to stop them. They argued, before another fight ensued - and another grenade was let off. This horrified Cearan, but managed to get him, Blind Lawyer, and Crackhead out of prison.

#### Fighting Curry-Do

After finding his students fighting Curry-Do in the streets, he came in to help - assisting in the battle. However, Blind Lawyer was stabbed none the less - crippling him and sending him into accoma.

#### Signing Up To The Tournament

Cearan eventually signed up Cearan-Kai into the tournament, and trained Levi up - before forcing his students to jump off a building to prove their balls. He eventually fought Mr. Curry, enraged that Cearan was let into the tournament. After, Cearan recruited New Guy into the dojo, and took him out to trash Curry-Do.

#### Starting A Drug Empire

Cearan eventually started a drug empire, needing money. He also visited Blind Lawyer, via breaking in, and learnt he was still in acoma. He then fought Mr. Curry for what he did to Curry-Do, having to run away.

#### Eviction

Cearan eventually head to fight a roadman who insulted Blind Lawyer. He then learnt that Roommate was kicking him out. After getting turned down by before Levi and Blind Lawyer on where to live, he sold his phone to move back into his apartment. His search history was eventually exposed, causing him to panic.

#### Fighting Roommate

After Blind Lawyer left the hospital, he was quickly attacked by the Roommate, but Crackhead and Cearan quickly saved him. After a quick fight, Roommate was defeated.

#### The Tournament

Cearan gave a speech too his dojo, stealing the Curry-Do motto of "hit any battlesacks". They then walked in, and Cearan watched as his students dominated.

As it came to next the round, Cearan saw that New Guy was cheating, helping Crackhead against Henry. Crackhead was disqualified for this, New Guy was almost disqualified too but he managed to convince the ref to let him in. He wasn't that mad though, believing in teamwork more than behaving. Levi and New Guy then went up, Levi beating New Guy, who got really mad after Levi mocked him for it. Cearan eventually had to save Levi from New Guy, who was attacking the student.

As the final round approached, Henry versus Levi, Cearan prepared his student - before the two fought, Levi ultimately winning with a crane kick. They all celebrated the victory, happy that Cearan Kai beat Curry-Do, their rivals.

#### Return of Mr. Grumpy

As he cleaned the dojo, Cearan was interrupted by Mr. Grumpy, his old sergeant. They argued, Mr. Grumpy saying he wanted to teach Cearan-Kai. Cearan then punched Mr. Grumpy.

## Trivia

- Cearan seems to be a Mason Greenwood fan, seen complaining about his loss at points.

- Cearan is also anti-midget, seen when he called midget's rights gay.

- He has also made some racist tweets recently, mentioned by his Roommate when he ranted about how Cearan wasn't paying rent.

- Cearan use to wear a cap, but he lost it when it was thrown onto a bus in year 7.