Burglar Alarm

**"Tonight we have to avoid completion of things, like, y'know ..." - Pen**
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## House of Schreiber

* **Anch****or**: and we give you an update on the burglary crisis, to date, 97 burglaries have been reported inside Kenya, with 53 being reported, in Nairobi
* **Y****a****r****e****tzi**: we should install an alarm, it will help keep them out
* **P****e****nci****l**: no, child, we are perfectly safe the way we are now
* **P****en**: your mother's right, there is no need to waste our money on a useless piece of equipment.
* **Z****o****rah**: No, Yaretzi is right, these things can keep the burglars out, and we shall still be rich
* **P****e****nci****l**: Zorah, our decision is final, we shall not be getting a burglar alarm.
* **mind**[*char tag?*]: it will happen one day, dearest mother!

## Near the Ethiopian Border

* **evil person**[*char tag?*]: right, just put them **all** there
* **masked evil person**[*char tag?*]: OK, where next, it was your idea to rob Kenya clean
* **evil person**[*char tag?*]: the House of Schreiber
* **masked evil person**[*char tag?*]: Really?
* **evil person**[*char tag?*]: oh yes, once we steal their possessions, you can get back at them for what they did
* **masked evil person**[*char tag?*]: I've been wanting to do that for a while now actually

## Back at the house

* **C****i****t****lali**: can't you believe it? 97 burglaries and our folks don't think we need a burglar alarm?
* **Ja****vier**: did you even hear what father said, it would be too expensive, this economic crisis is eating up far too much money.
* **X****i****men****a**: still, we don't want to be burglary #98!
* **Sa****lvad****o****r**: your sister's right, Javvy, we need one! I've got far too many possessions that we needed another room for them
* **Ja****vier**: I'd like to imagine
* **Sa****lvad****o****r**: well, imagine if they stole them all!
* **Ja****vier**: we'd have some well-bloody needed space.
* **Qala****m-Rass****as**: YoU sAiD a BaD wOrD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
* **Ja****vier**: shut up Qalam, what I'm saying is, is that sometimes, you have to listen to the elders, so be it!
* **Sa****lvad****o****r**: I will not rest Javvy.

### In the other room

* **S****a****y****e**: d'ya hear that? they're arguing about this morning
* **Z****o****rah**: you tell me! they don't know when to quit.
* **Y****a****r****e****tzi**: I'm gonna go and tell them to shut up. (she walks out the door)
* **Z****o****rah**: you know, I haven't heard from Grandmother recently
* **S****a****y****e**: the last time I saw her, she was in her apothecary, giving someone a remedy for madness
* **S****io**: well, that's Estigua, she needs that remedy more, she's been driven mad in recent years, she wont stop arguing with Uncle Nelson.
* **Y****a****r****e****tzi**: well, that failed
* **S****a****y****e**: how d'it go?
* **Y****a****r****e****tzi**: they told me to fuck off

### In the living room

* **P****en**: well, I'm off for my night shift, I just hope this job lasts
* **P****e****nci****l**: do be careful, I don't want this to turn out like last time
* **P****en**: it won't dear, promise me. (he walks out the door)
* **P****e****nci****l**: I do hope he's OK.