The Caucus Race (Lilo version)

Lilo floated through the tears in the bottle. The sun was rising and Lilo could see what she had literally cried an ocean of tears. Just then, she heard someone singing. She turned and saw an unusual sight.

It was a cat with brown fur, a Brooklyn accent, a gold tooth, wearing fake ears, a fake nose that often look rat-like, a blue top hat, a red trenchcoat with black fluffy trims, white opera gloves, blue pants, and brown sandals. His name was Warren T. Rat. He was riding on a great white shark named Bruce and an albatross named Wilbur was pushing him through the sea. Warren began to sing again:

Warren: *Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me*
*How I love to sail on the bounding sea*
*And I never, never ever*
*For the weather never ever does a thing for me*
*Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me*
*Tiddley-um (honks his nose twice) Da dum dee-dee*
*And I never, nev...*

"Ahoy! And other nautical expressions! Land ho, by Jove!" the cat disguised as a rat shouted.

Wilbur saluted him and said, "Where away, Warren T. Rat?"

"Warren T. Rat?" Lilo said to herself.

"Three points to starboard," Warren said. "Follow me, boys! Have you at port no time at all now, ha-ha! Oh!"

"Mr. Warren T. Rat," Lilo called.

The cat disguised as a rat and albatross sail away, as he began to sing again:

Warren: *Jo-ho-ho*
*And a bottle of sea*
*We love each time...*

"Please..." Lilo called. "Please help me!" Just then, two chipmunks were riding on a boat. Their names were Alvin and Theodore Seville. "Um, pardon me, but, uh, would you mind helping me?" said Lilo, but neither Alvin or Theodore seemed to hear her. A canoe passed by. In it were five weasels named Smart Guy, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and Psycho. Also in a boat was another chipmunk named Simon Seville, Alvin and Theodore's older brother, and a female chipmunk named Jeanette Miller, Simon's girlfriend and Alvin and Theodore's friend. "Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! Help me! Please! Help me!" she called. She stood up, causing the bottle to sink temporarily. "Help me!" Lilo cried from underwater.

The bottle resurfaced and she saw a group of toons on the shore. Wilbur, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, Smart Guy, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and Psycho were all running around a rock. Warren was on top of a rock and singing:

Warren: *Forward, backward, inward, outward*
*Come and join the chase!*

All (except Lilo): *Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race*
*Backward, forward, outward, inward*
*Bottom to the top*
*Never a beginning, there can never be a stop*

The water starts to rise again and Warren lifts up his campfire to prevent it from going out.

Warren: *To skipping, hopping, tripping*
*Fancy free and gay*
*I started it tomorrow and will finish yesterday!*

The water lowers and, surprisingly, the runners are completely dry.

All (except Lilo): *Round and round and round we go*
*And dance forevermore*
*Once we were behind*
*But now, we find we are...*

Lilo gets out of the bottle and a wave washes her to the beach.

Warren: *Forward, backward, inward, outward*
*Come and join the chase!*
*Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race.*
*Backward...*

Warren suddenly saw Lilo and said, as he used a cigar to breathe in and out, "I say! You'll never get dry that way!"

"Get dry?" asked Lilo, as Wilbur off her head.

"Of course, little girl!" Simon shouted.

"You have to run with us, girl!" Smart Guy shouted.

"First rule of the caucus race!" Greasy added.

"But, how can I-?" Lilo began, before she started to run.

"Now, that's more like it!" Jeanette said.

"You'll be dry in no time!" Wilbur said.

"But no one can *ever* get dry this way!" Lilo said.

"Nonsense!" Warren said. "I'm as dry as a bone already!"

"Yes, but-" Lilo began, before a wave covered the group again.

Lilo saw Daffy washed up on the beach, riding in an umbrella. He turned it over and was drenched in water.

"Alright, boys! Let's head now! Look lively!" the cat disguised as a rat said.

"The black duck!" Lilo exclaimed. "Mister Duck! Mi- Mister Duck!"

"Oh my goodness," Daffy yelled, as he ran off into the wood. "I'm late! I'm late!"

"Oh, don't go away!" Lilo shouted. "I'll be right back!"

"I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" Daffy said.

As Lilo ran after the duck, she could still hear the cat disguised as a rat talking.

"Alvin, don't step on the albatross!" Warren shouted. "Psycho, there won't you stop kicking Theodore! Stupid, Wheezy..."