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Da mery walrs on da tv

wow this page has two diffrent versions of da mery walrs on da tv! which one do u like better?!?!?!??!!??!?!!!?! also the versions might be at war idk so i added the war template

**Da mery walrs on da tv** was a special thingy where Merry wallrs fought Unmarry walrus and other mean doods like herbert . ~~ill expand later tho cuz im tired~~

ok so the short started with a noob called roofhouse and i guess hes a loser, and then there's his friends that no one nos or cares about. then they meet Merry wallrs but suddenly da jedi attack and darth vader in a herbert costume comes in and starts taking over the world! OH NOEZ! so natrly they'd save the day! and then Unmerry walrus comes and starts fighting Merry wallrs and it so scary!!! yikes!!!! and then merry wallrs wins so its all good!!! then they fly to the sky and eventually get exploded by Club penguin team because no one liked the party!!!!

the end!

**da mery walrs on da tv** was a thing the club penguin team made to replace the animated shorts its not as good tho :(

ok so um its been a while since i watched this but ill try and remember? rockhopper is breaking da fourth wall or something and pirated dis show and lets everyone else watch it so they pirater pirates! so anyway everyone is pretending christmas doesn't exist and now merry wallrs day exists instead and they all sing a lame song, and there a guy call roofhouse who just got his cp account, i feel kinda bad for him cuz he join in 2014 and its lame now :( anyway football dood and nerd guy show up and he add them to his friendz list also the rich girl and hoodie lady comes too (she dreams about waffle). i guess they get to be on the buddy list.

they go to stage (which doesnt exist anymore IM SO SAD ;-;) cuz the rich girl is doing a play about da merry wallrs but its rly lame cuz the ppl in it are lame. roofhouse decides to contact the club penguin team to get his account DALEETED but sadly he dont :( then he destroys the play cuz hes a noob. also they find blooey and suddenly they decide merry wallrs need help and go on a quest. then rockhopper show up and they all get on da migrator and get on merry wallrs island. but herbert is there omg!!!! and he trap them all and talks about his crapy plan to take over club penguin by being a wallrs? i dont rly get it either. and then he try to KILL them in his present-inator!!!! then he leave while they die. but they dont die thx to blooey. but suddenly is MERRY WALLRS! :D and blooey his friend. and they go back to club penguin in da merry-mobile

candanse is there and sings a lamer song but herbert try to kill them all and also ruin a caek dat winter gear enthusiasts made. but merry wallrs gives herbert a present and then kill him by pushing him off the merry-mobile. :( he lives tho, yey! then the all sing the lamer song again without herber try to kill them.

did u no it got a sequel its beach party with da sherk and the sequel got a sequel its 2spooky4me ghosts
Hulk

da incredibel **hulk** is a marble supah hero. aparently hes marbles favorite supah hero cuz they made clones of him!!! Girl Hulk Red Hulk Blue Hulk and Light Green Hulk, actualy thats rly lazy. anyway hes a nerd like gary but then he gets MAD an turns into franknpenguin!!!!! i think mad dood is probaly his only emotion. for some reason even though hes a souper hero he reks other super heros sometimes like wolverine, but he wasnt at the Marble Supah Hero Party so it doesnt mater much i guess.

oyea hes part of da avengers cuz he is. he goes to a seekrit store somewhere that makes indestructible cloths, which is why his pants never rip when he turns into da hulk. also so it can stay g rated. it might be a store runned by the illuminati! this proves hulk is in the illuminati cuz he noes about their seekrit store.

## trivia

* hes green
* he might be franknpenguins brothr
* he has mussles which penguins arent suppose to have, so he looks rly wired :(
* i forgot wut trivia i was gonna put oops
* he licks to say "HULK SMASH!!!!!11111111111!!!!!11111!!1!!1!!!!!!1!!"
	+ he smashd lokey
DA BAND

**DA BAND** is a band. they used to be cool before club penguin team ruined them :( now all they do is play music in the backround of candanse's crappy songs! DA BAND has been around since penguin chat 3 which makes them the oldest mascotz ever (except rsnail)

DA MEMBERS of DA BAND r franky stawmpin bob gee billy and petey k oyea theres mr lame-o too but he got kicked out for being lame and franky replace him

they dont show up that much, so if music jelly in town, GO MEET THEM BEFORE THEY DISAPPER FOR TWO MORE YEAR!!!

DA BAND has lots of identity criseses!!! so every few year they change. heres all the phases. btw i did a lot of research for this so plz lik comment and subscrib!

* 2005: bloo band! this was during penguin chat 3 it was just stawmpin bob gee billy and petey k, they were all hax blue tho
* janyooary 2006: lame naked band! this was da first appear of DA BAND on club penguin, they had colors now! petey k got kicked out for mr lame-o tho :(
* febuary 2006-may 2006: cool naked band! they kicked out mr lame-o and brought petey k back
* july 2006: franky edition! they add franky

* septumber 2006-march 2007: scroo da instruments edition! petey k hates piano now and plays acordian instead and gee billy plays flute instead of drumz
* june 2007-novumber 2007: revenge of da drumz! gee billy is playing drumz again
* march 2008: scroo da instruments edition return! gee billy stop playing the drums and brings back the floot
* july 2008-july 2010: cowboy edition! there not naked anymore, they all have cowboy hats! but gee billys flute is gone AGAIN but will never return this tim
* june 2011-july 2012: ROCK BAND edition! they have complete outfits now cuz illuminati force them
* august 2012-decembr 2012: we cant decide anymore! sometimes franky has microfone or keyboard, and petey k has sometimes gitar or acordien.
* febooary 2013-febooary 2014: ugly band! they got mutated by billybobs toxic crap and ugly now :(
* july 2014-now: DA BAND IS RUINED! they dont do anything except play music for candanse's crappy songs now!!! im so mad!!!!!!

## trivia

* theres no toys of them :(
Choobacca

**Choobacca** is a guy in store wars hes friends with hans solo and can drive his ship. hes a wookie which is a type of alienz in store wars. they dont have bears in store wars so i guess they have teddy wookies instead!

## trivia

* choobacca might be what hans solo looks like if he forgets to shave in da morning
* choobacca might become darth chooey in store wars 2 but probably not
* choobacca and da sasquash might be brotherz
Screenhog

**screenhog** was a pig wit hthe powers of a screen! idk how that works tho, and idk wut a hog is either, but the pic has apig with a screen so pics dont lie. LISTEN TO IT AND LEARN!!!1!! thx!!

also the pigs tail is curly! it cute right???

wow this page is missing the most IMPORTANT screenhug of all!!!!

in case ur an eedeeot, screenhog was a member of da club penguin team hes not ACTUALLY a screenhog just named after one, kinda like rsnail and rocketsnail. he made lots of moosic and was rly good at it :D now he's gone so all of CP's music is crap :(

i think the new club penguin team exstinked all the screenhogs so there arent any left :(
Future

**future** is later. in club penguin gary built a time machine and went to 4014 which was da future!!! lots of thing happen in the future. a lot of the rooms blowed up :( only da town snow fort dock and beach still exist, idk what happen to the other rooms. Tante Arktik is gone and so is the EPF but it got replace by EPF of the future, and rookie is their dictater now so herbert probalby exploded it with tante arktik inside, but illuminati in control now. herbert and klutzy are missing tho so there probably ded, maybe protobot killed them. oyea protobot upgraded himself like crazy and turn wheelbot jetbot and snowbot into upgraded guys too. also he made a horseybot and booeybot. also gary in future is around, he might be gary from da present but maybe not, but maybe. its rly confuse.

oyea in da future u can drive robotz!

## trivia

* according to mabel da future is in da past
	+ ONWARDS AOSHIMA
4th wall

the **4th wall** is probably, the wall that comes after 3rd wall. idk how it work's or wut i looks like tho, but im sure its pretty good! 4th wall is probably blue, because i colored it blue in the pic! they probably protect something too, but im sure its not important!

btw did u no dedpool usually breaks the 4th wall?! i feel bad for it... its probably gone boom before too but came back!! also maybe 4th wall is living? idk for sure

plz expand idk wut else to say :(

## trivia

* Stompin Bob breaks it a lot with his guitar i guess
Rockhopper

rockhopper is the pirate in club penguin, he however doesn't steal anything, so he's a weird pirate, however he's awesome, he was the mascot of the fair, but now he isn't, he also has a ship called da migrator witch is really really big and his best friend is bambadee. his favorite food is the stinky cheez but he also really likes creme soda. rockhopper used to come every few months and give the ppl on club penguin island kewl stuff. now he doesn't, some people actually thought rockhopper died but he didn't, he just doesn't come around anymore. most people think rockhopper hates the penguins now because the stole the stinky cheez, but it's actually because club penguin team is too lazy to make him show up anymore.

rockhopper has a red puffle named yarr, actually he discovered red puffles. he also discovered doggy puffles and cat puffles, but those aren't as kewl.

rockhopper has his own plushy and action figure by the way!

oh and he appear at disneyland florida as a real person!! he gived away rare backgrounds!!!!! AND he came during a christmas parade thing with a merry wallrs float and everyone was happy to see him except the 80% of people watching who have no cloo wat club penguin is
Operation Who Turned Out The Lights

**Operatoon who turned out the lights is** a an party where Herbert steals the sun and everyone panicks becuz we cant liv without sun and we all REVARSE MELT TO DARTH!!!! also herbert was mascot and walk around! very exctment!

idk anything else tho plz expand!!!! and DONT CALL ME A NOOB THIS TIME OK CHILL IM SO MAD AND TIRED OF U CALLING ME NOOB FOR NOT NOING ALSO ITS LATE AND ITS PAST MIDNITE AND I RLY SUD BE IN BED RITE NOW BUT SCROO U CHILL! UR A NOOB!!! ok good nite!

hai its chill here okay so mario doesnt want me to call him a noob so... hear goes!

the dood who wrote this was a stoopid dorp but im nice so imma fix

this happened in like november 2012 and it was a rly good party you had to come back every few days tho and poor jetpack guy got kidnapped on thanksgiving altho its not like it matters cuz the club penguin team hates thanksgiving now btw this was first party where herbert was mascot! once you finish mission Aunt Arctic shows up and tells everyone shes the dictater because herbert already found out i guess

also along with jetpack guy, gary rookie and dot got catched! and da dictater too! OH NOES! also rookie somehow escaped with illuminati powaz and was a mascot for some reason even tho nobody licks him.

and herbert made the epic phone failure go BOOOOOOOM!!! so that was kewl. also we got harbutt style out of this party so, gr8 m8 i r8 8/8 :D

also here iz da oficial video about da action:
Fishy

**fish**ies are fish that penguins eat. i think they're called fluffies, but fish sounds better. they can be used to make fish burgers and other foods. so yea

## GRAY fishies

wat the noob who originally wrote this artikel didn't tell u is that there's more then 1 kind of fish. there are also the gray fishies you can catch them in ice fish but only if ur a member. u can also put them on the pizza in pizzatron game.

## mullet

however there is 1 more different kind of fish that appears in the penguin club. its called mullet. mullet is big and red and u can catch him but only if ur sweg enough. mullet also appears in a lot of places like um... he's in the lodge and you can also wear him on ur head isn't dat cool? he's probably in card jitsu too idk

## ancient fishy!

i forgot about the ancient fishy!!!! ancient fishy are like regular fishy except they have big tusks like merry wallrs and tusk and unmerry walrus. so wallrses could seekritly be ancient fishys in disguise to infiltrate penguin society!!!1!11! or maybe part of iloominati to get rid of illuminati.

so uh anyway the ancient fishys are like regular fishys but with big tusks. they were maybe around in 9001 BC and 9000 BC. theres an ancient fishy frozed in ice in the tuffest mountain cave with an ancient squid too! ancient fishys still exist because they try to eat ur sled in not sled racing. apparently the vikins used to eat ancient fishys cuz theres on one ded ppl island with spoder webs. theres also a ded one in the school.
Really Real Club Penguin Wikia

The Really Real Club Penguin Wikia was founded by Misabr, because he was bored and the CPWN wasn't good enough (jk).

Please keep in mind, ~~that this whole wiki is a joke~~ no its not its verry srs bsns so plz take everything srs when u make ur artikelz

da rlly real cp wikia was made by da frkin ownah, cuz he waez bored und da cpwn wuz not enuff. we haev almost 153 artikelz, only 10 left

# artikelz of da... ... ... year? no, no, no! decade... ... .. no, no, no! CENTURY!

these r all da artikelz of da century u should suspect so far

## Store wars

**store wars** is some movies that disney bought. um i actually idk much about store wars but ill try to explain it. Read MOAR!!!

## Herbert

**sasquash** is a weird thing thats like penguin + sasquash = sasquash. he also looks like rockhopper a little bit. and he has the BETA HAT which means hes rly rare! wow! so maybe hes the yeti? Read MOAR!!!

# newz

* i made a new main page do u guys like it -da frkin admin
Fireworks machine

the **fireworks machine** was a thing gary made so rockhopper would *"HURRY FREAKIN' UP"*

it shooted fireworks that went boom.

oh yeah, gary made it in 2008 so rockhopper would know that they fixed da migrator

he used it again for island adventure party numbah two and three because rockhopper was too slow. or because they wanted rockhopper to come for the party. i just dont know anymore!!!11!1!11

oyea, it also appeared in card jitsu, if you used it the fireworks machine would appear out of nowhere and load the other penguin in it. then they exploded and died. therefore if you ever used the fireworks machine card, the EPF is probably after you.

it hasn't appeared in a few years so it probably went boom in gary's lab, or maybe the fireworks went the wrong way and they destroyed the machine. either way, it's probably boom now
Happy dood

**happy dood** is one of rockhoppers feelings that exists so he can be happy. shes kinda weird and pretends to be a dood so she wears rockhoppers beard. but she still wears a dress so thats kinda stupid.

in the movie shes happy but sad dood makes her mad which makes her disgusted that she can be mad cuz shes supposed to be happy which just makes her sad which means FEELINGS HAVE FEELINGS TOO U INSENSITIVE JERKS!!!!!

wow thats confusing

shes friends with ding dong or wutever his name was too

## trivia

* shes shiny
* she uses HAX cuz she has her hair AND rockhopper's hat on at the same time!!!!!! if the emotion thing party ever comes back make sure to report her so club penguin team can take action! oh yeah she also has a special yellow so MOAR HAX
Ugly

**ugly** is all da penguins after billybob quit and dump toxic sludge on club penguin island! it made them kinda look like humans which is probably cuz the club penguin team was lazy and wanted to draw them like humans instead of penguins even tho there harder to draw now. :(

this only rly affects penguins and da sasquash tho, for herbert the crabz protobot and uh other ppl probably, but they didnt change much.

## trivia

* there r some survivors who sometimes show up in the newspaper!!!
Franky

**franky** is da leader of DA BAND and also the newest guy so idk how hes the leader, but he is, he plays guitar and piano (cuz petey k didnt wanna do it anymore) and sings to. wow he does a lot of crap.

idk wut else to say about franky, hes not that speshul :(

OYEA!!!! hes actually an unsecret agent! but they actualy keep it a secret, but not very well, so hes the only secret unsecret agent! u know ur important when ur identity is seekriter than the dictater!!!

o yea he has his own book call franky first show

## trivia

* every1 thinks hes in luv with candanse
* actually hes a unsecret secret unsecret agent

## galleree

franky when DA BAND was cowbois!franky back in his noob days
Apple (the company that makes stuff)

this is about **apple (the company that makes stuff)** if u wanted da food go to app thx

a long time ago, Stern the apple got nerd powers after nuclear war and he mutated with brand new nerd powers! Now stern the apple has a company that makes stuff! what kind of stuff u ask? well i guess i have 2 make a list:

## a list

-eyephone

-eyepad

-macaroni and cheese: the book!

-eyewatch

-probably real eyes

## trivia

* they probably have something to do with illuminati cuz all the eyes
* club penguin team likes them better cuz they got all da apps first which is stupid cuz i only have android thingys :(
* steve jobs was the fake owner of apple cuz stern thought everyone would laugh at a company that had an apple as its prez
	+ hes ded now tho rip
Shake it up

**shake it up** was one of disneys crappy live action shows about teenagers that they keep making for some reason even tho pretty much everyone hates them.

so basically the show is about two not guys named rocky and cece who dance On TV! thats rly all that happens, it was kinda dumb. there were other characters too but the show is lame.

thankfully disney decided to cancel da show but NOT before they ruined music jelly!!! im so mad!!!!! >:(
Sasquash

**sasquash** is a weird thing thats like penguin + sasquash = sasquash. he also looks like rockhopper a little bit. and he has the BETA HAT which means hes rly rare! wow! so maybe hes the yeti?

sasquash was a big mystery last year but then during the puffle party 2015 we found out about him! he stole a caek cuz he was hungry so we found out about the puffle wilderness and a crapton of wild puffle. unfortunately we dont know much about him anyway. he thinks hes a puffle and his favorite food is ~~fishy~~ branches.

you can meet him but he only gives you a background, no stamps. idk if its because he's a cheap dood or if stamps just need updates.

a poplar theory is that penguins look like humans now because billybob dumped toxic waste all over club penguin island when he left club penguin team, maybe sasquash tried to ate it and turned into sasquash. OR a penguin who had the sludge on him got eaten by a sasquash and they fused together into penguin + sasquash = sasquash. who knows? illuminati probably does cuz they know all da seekrits.

there might be more than one sasquash but we've only seen one so far so idk

## trivia

* sasquash might be choobacca's brother which would make him a wookie
* sasquash has a beta hat so he could be rsnail in disguise
	+ this also means he could be billybob which would disprove the mutant theory
	+ or he could be gizmo or screenhog
	+ probably not happy77 tho i dont think she was working for the club penguin team yet altho i think she HAX to get the beta hat
Frozen

**frozen** is a crappy disney princess movie about princesses who do things. yea, not just one princess TWO princess! except one of them is a queen now cuz reasons. so um i never saw frozen cuz it was pretty bad but ill try and explain it.

so basicaly theres these two kids anna and elsa well theyre mom and dad is the king and queen of frozenland but then they go on a boat and die probablly on purpose because they didnt want to be in the movie. o yea and elsa is apparently a supah hero and has ice powas, but shes actualy a villin cuz she cant control them, but she isnt a villan? so anyway elsa is the queen of frozenland now and anna gets scrooed. rip. anyway elsas powas go out of control and she kills everyone at her "yey im a queen now" party so she runs away before she gets rekt. anna trys to rek elsa so she can be queen instead and teems up with hans solo from store wars. but she gets lost in the woods for some reason and meets sven and his raindeer kristoffer robin. then they find the most overrated character in the movie, olaf!!!

   then he sings a song about summer and crap. so they all go to elsas castle to rek her but get rekt by marshmellow the intimadating snowman with a not so imtimidating name. so they go to da youtube comments section and find internet trolls who tell them how to rek elsa. marshmellow gets rekt and they break into the castle, but elsa tries to murder anna so they run away. suddendly hans solo is there with a guy and they all team up to rek elsa, but they dont, elsa probably kicked them all off her balcany. so somehow anna and hans solo got seperate from everyone else and it turn out that he was working for elas THE WHOLE TIME!!! so he reks her and she gets rekt. then he decides he wants to be the queen (wut) and goes to rek elsa too!!!! turns out tho anna wasnt ded and team up with sven kristoffer robin and olaf to pwn elsa and hans solo. ana sacrifices herself to save elsa and gets rekt by hans solo, so elsa punch hans solo out the windoo. he land in a boat and gets sent back to planet tattoo maybe. suddendly DISNEY MAGIC!!! and anna is back to life, also elsa put a spell over everyone so they think hans solo did all that crap and not her.

oyea theres professor oak too and he has a BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT

frozen was so overrated that they made frozen one and a half which got its own party
Cheap doods

**cheap doods** are noobs who didnt give the club penguin team money to get into da member club so they dont get to do much. if ur a cheap dood you can:

* Buy clothes but ONLY da clothes club penguin team lets you have
* Buy puffle but only two and you can only get blue or red
* Get stamps but u cant put them on the book
* Go to all the rooms but during partys you can only go to rooms club penguin team wants you to
* Get rewards from "quest" during partys but only ones club penguin team lets you have
* Decrate ur igloo but only with a fantastic variety of 10 items
* be an unsecret agent
* Meet doods and get free stuff
Dedpool

**Dedpool** is like Spoderman but cooler!!!!!! hes not a supah hero actually cuz hes a mercanary (idk how 2 spell it) so he works for whoever pays the most money. he breaks the 4th wall a lot and its funny. hes the founder of Team Red and he likes chimichanga. Spoderman's suit design is stolen from him.

when the club penguin team made the Marble Supah Hero Party they forgot to add Dedpool!!!!!!!!!!! it makes me so sad!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 i might make a petition to bring back Marble Supah Hero Party with Dedpool in it
Merry wallrs

hes santa but lamer. he also wallrs like tusk but he not evil! idk hes kinda weird! he also had his own tv spcial and his own merry wallrs party!!
!!!! merry wallrs actually didn't exist until 2014, so the club penguin team probably said something like "scroo it christmas is too offensive and we're weirdos so lets make a new holiday!" and boom merry wallrs was born

there are several ways that merry wallrs is different from santa claws. for example, his clothes are bloo. also he's a walrus. and, he's not santa. also, he gives gifts to everyone not just doods who are good, so he gave herbert a present once. herbert actually liked the present so idk why he threw it in the trashcan but wutever

apparently nobody liked merry wallrs cuz cp delete him a few months after the party was over (and he probably went boom when that happen). he probably wont be bak, but if he returns it might be at halloween as a ghost! OOH SPOOKY!!!!

ok bye
HAX

**HAX** r things u can do to mess with club penguin in ways club penguin team didnt want u too. u shouldnt do this cuz u can get banned!!! D: people who HAX are called HAXors. the most famous HAXors are santy and microchips even tho they dont HAX anymore. they used to have things call trainers which were rly fun. my favorite was penguin storm BUT im good now and dont HAX :) theres lots of hax here are some

money makers let u get as much money as u want without playing games cuz ur lazy

some HAX let u change how ur penguin looks (this is wut most trainers did) usually to give u a color or clothes u cant have. rockhoppers emotions went to extreme tho and got HAX colors and HAX beaks and even HAX body types!!! so rood

item HAX give u any item u want. trainers used to do this but they only gave u a few diffrent ones. now u can get ANY item and it makes me sad! most beta arent actually rare anymore they just used HAX to get the hat :( smh

passward HAX r rly bad HAX that only the most skilled HAXors can use. thes HAX let u steal someones penguin!! this is rly bad an ileagle.

club penguin team HAX r special HAX that the club penguin team uses, but they make the game so its ok.
Stompin Bob

Stompin Bob is a person tht dos stuf. He da best in DA BAND sooooo kewl he play guitar lika baws he has kewl hair but he mad sooooooo much. He breks the 4th wall a lot Idk why

he sang the wingman song

## Trivia

* It really weird dat in da wingman song he wars glasses and glasses r weird
* Stompin Bob is a nub sumtims
Unsecret agent

**Unsecret agent**s are actually secret agents but theyre the worst secret keepers ever so i call them unsecret agents! unsecret agents work for the EPF and used to work for the PSA until it went boom. if unsecret agents are lucky, they get to go on one mission every year.

unsecret agents also have smartphones, can visit the epf headquarter (formerly psa headquarter) and can play system defend and that stupid game nobody likes

also this is the REALLY weird part even tho they do pretty much nothing, the EPF sends them money every month! crazy right? altho its like getting paid to do nothing so im not complainin

## List of unsecret agents!!!!

this is a list of unsecret agents if UR a unsecret agent add ur name 2 this list if u wanna!

* gary
* rookie
* jetpack guy
* dot
* puffle handler (idk if she is anymore)
* aunt arctic (shes actually the dictater but dont tell anyone!)
Da triangel penguin

**da triangel penguin** iz a penguin, we think dat hes da leader of illuminati but we idk, cuz hes just a regular dood. he looks normally just haez da triangel az his head. but we rly idk if hes illuminati, plz help me expand, i idk how to write dat

dis is all a LIE!!!! Obama is the confirmed leader of the Illuminati. lrn2research owner

but wait i thoughted rookie was leader of illuminati?!??!??!?!?

guise plz ignore dis page, there is no triangel penguin its just some guy with a hat, we all no the real leader of alloominaty is rookie!!!!!! owner is idiot

ownah\* ur an eedeot, also WE DUNT ACTUALLY NO WHO DEH ILLUMINATI LEEDER IS!!!! OKAI?!!?!?!?!?!? we just no that he likes triangles and eyes (very suspcion))

Me not an eediot und dis iz da frkin ownah of da illuminati

ROOKIE IS LEADER OF ILLUMINATE!!!!!!!! GET IT RITE U FREAKIN IDIOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew dood

**ew dood** is another rockhopper feeling and im getting bored of writing these. anyway shes rly weird. she pretends to be a guy too but just like sad dood i think happy dood forces her. i mean just look at her face u can tell she hates it. her favorite food is broccoli i think

## trivia

* shes the ugliest emotion so her least favorite thing is probably mirrors
* oh look ANOTHER HAXing emotion. report her and stuff
Darth vader

**darth vader** is the villain from store wars!!! hes RLY cool and disney decided club penguin team should do a store wars takeover so hes on cp now yaaaaay!!! unfortunately hes ded cuz his son was a jerk and kill him :( im not that mad or sad tho cuz he kill lots of ppl and actually blew up a few plants i think. he also blew up planets but thats not as important as the innocent plants he killd.

so after darth vader died herbert decides to be darth vader during store wars takeover so he can take over club penguin island o no! luckily hes rly bad at being darth vader and the death store explodes and the unsecret agents never even did anything.

darth vader has lots of stormpoopers. when herbert was darth vader he didnt let klutzy be a stormpooper, so rood.
Puffle

**puffles** aka **the little puffballs who took over club penguin** used to be the pets of penguins until the club penguin team made them the focus of EVERYTHING! it started when they got a puffle party. then, they make a game where u save puffles and a game where u shoot ur puffle out of canons and a app of the same game and a game where ur puffle rolls around in a hamser ball and a candy crush ripoff of puffles. eventually the puffles get their own hotel and park and WILDERNESS? and they kill the ski lodge and name it after puffle! and they kill the stage and name it after puffle!!! IT NEVER ENDS!

OH CRAP

### SPOOKY GHOST

**SPOOKY GHOST** puffle are puffles that are ghosts! theyre rly spooky!! they show up at the spooky party in 2014 and came back for spooky party 2015! they hunted the Puffle Hotel for reasons idk and skip tried to rek them all, i think?

anyway they look pretty cool there my favorite puffle creature.

oh yeah, for sum stoopid reason these are puffle creatures!!! probably cuz club penguin team is too lazy to make them new animations :(

### one eye

'*one eye* puffles are puffles with one eye! its pretty weird i think. probably mutants from space... oh right they come from area 501!!!! they come in green yellow orange and purple! green one eye is actually the first puffle cheap doods can get since blue and red!!!!!! except rainbow and gold but that was limited time and only on the app. but wait! Do you know what else has 1 eye?

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That's right! Mike from Monster School Party has one eye!! oh illuminati has 1 eye too, but does this mean that we were lyed to and illuminati is ACTUALLY runned by a one eye puffle?! i dont know actually, but i think its a pretty good theory!!!

this one kinda looks like pleekly

## trivia

* pufflez might be in BOTH da illuminati and iloominati so they can take over club penguin island even faster
	+ one eye puffle are probably the only puffle in illuminati, cuz all the other puffles have two eye which is symbol of iloominati
* puffles rhymes with ruffles, this means they like potato chipz cuz ruffles is a kind of chips
	+ altho thats racist to Princess Lay's cuz lays are rival of ruffles
* puffles might be cuzins of minions cuz they both speciez that were cool at first and then they took over everything, also now that one eye puffles exist there are two eye and one eye puffle!
C3po

**c3po** is a robot on store wars that look skywalker finds with r2d2 and they join da jedi. hes SHINY like gold puffles, wait, hes golds, u have to bury golds to stop illuminati, so c3po is iloominati confirmed!?!?!?!?!?

anyway idk what he does, i dont think he does much in the movie. he can understand r2d2 tho which is good because c3po can talk and r2d2 just goes "beep beep boop bop beep beepity beep bwap"

## trivia

* he has a weird beak
* u can see a lot of his wires, which means it would probably be easy for da sith to rek him
	+ they didnt tho, which probably confirms hes not important
Skip

**skip** was a bellhoop at the Puffle Hotel during spooky party 2014. he help u to stop the SPOOKY GHOST puffle that r haunting the hotel!

except not rly, turns out he was seekritly a ghost who kidnapped garywold!!!!!! but u rekt him and he flies away like a balon. idk if hes gonna come back.

## trivia

* nobody knows why he hates garywold, but a theroy is that skip is also garywolds gr8 nephew like gary! but garywold liked gary better then skip so now he hates garywold.
* u can get his hat after destroying him but not his shert for some raisins?
Rocketsnail

**rocketsnail** is related to rsnail (or maybe his son?) bcuz deyr names r similar. hes a snail with a spaceship on his back, but we call it rocket for short because idk. i think rsnail has a rocketsnail pet maybe... WAIT did u just notice that rsnail is rocketsnail without ocket?!?! DISIS RAYVOLUDIONERY!! Rocketsnails apart of da iloominati confirmed!

i think the new club penguin team made all the rocketsnail go exstinked :(
Codes to unlock stuff

**codes to unlock stuff** is a thing where you put a seekrit password into a seekrit treasure chest and u get a special catalog. but its rly hard to get into now cuz it just is cuz toys and Card jitsu cards r so hard to find des days!!!! #blameobama o and u can get passwords from books too but reading is lame and toys r cooler!!!
Lazor collection

**lazor collection** is a rly epic series made by domfear! theres 7 of them, actually only 6 but he cant count and called the 6 one numbah 7 instead. anyway its basically about a universe where everything and everyone shoots lazors!!! theres a lot of character in it but Dr. Octogonapus and cell are da most important!

## stuff that should be in the lazor collection so it could explode

write stuff u dont like that domfear should put in lazor collection 8 to explode!

* shake it up
* frozen

## trivia

* spoderman green gubblin and alandin are in it as special guest star!
Roofhouse

**roofhouse** was the character guy in Da mery walrs on da tv, he was a loser that no one liked, but no one liked his friends either, thats y dey dont get artikelz (also i forgot they're names but thats ok!!! they didnt do anything but follow roofhouse around!!!!) and he meets Merry wallrs but then da jedi attack and darth vader in a herbert costume comes and tries to take over cp again!! yikes!!!! dont worry merry wallrs defeated him!! oh and rockhopper was there too, but he loser most of the time with his other loser friends!

scroo it his friends are getting artikelz, heres links: football dood nerd guy hoodie lady and the rich girl
Tante Arktik

25th artikel yey

Aunt Arctic is a dorpy journalist working at the Club Proletar-- er, Club Penguin Times. ~~*Don't tell this to anyone, but... she is the director.*~~ HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT DID YOU KNOW AUNT ARCTIC IS THE DICTATER?!!?!?!?

some people call her aunt artic but that's not right it's AUNT ARCTIC i mean come on

did we mention she writes in the newspaper she has a thing called ask aunt arctic but usually you don't actually get to ask her the question also usually it's a fake question from the club penguin team cuz lets be honest, nobody would ask half of these questions

actually the questions are real now but unfortuntatly this leads to stupid questions like if aunt arctic likes peanut butter

aunt arctic told everyone she was ~~director~~ dictater after Operation Who Turned Out The Lights and also herbert found out her identity somehow. and she wants to make freaking ROOKIE the ~~director~~ dictater!!! isn't that the stupidest thing ever? so she's probably a noob because of that and maybe illuminati supporter cuz rookie might be leader of illuminati

did u know in the future rookie is ~~director~~ dictater of EPF of the future according to gary in future? maybe she changed her mind and didn't want rookie to be ~~director~~ dictater, but she forgot to tell rookie and then herbert made her ded because she was ~~director~~ dictater before protobot deded him!!!!1!1!1111 so rookie become ~~director~~ dictater because aunt arctic never told anyone he wasnt gonna be. wow this is good theory
Rocky

**rocky** is a loser from shake it up who dances with her friend cece. she came to the music jelly when disney thought it should be a shake it up takeover.

like a year after the party, disney cancel shake it up. the club penguin team had no more use for them and killed both rocky and cece off, so if u have their background ur rare now.

at da music crap disney gave rocky a chance 2 come back! so they revived her but her new name is zendaya cuz they want to pretend shake it up doesnt exist anymore. she was such a good friend to cece that she decided she should stay ded in garywolds backyard. she probably turned into a skeleton and join the skeleton army.

apparently she's friends with candanse cuz she was one of the noobcaeks who was friends with her (except DA BAND they're sweggy) and she sings a lame song. noobs who liked her song could play it in their igloo.

at the end of the music crap... actually idk what happened to her. hopefully the boat floated away with all the other noobs from the party on it.
Dictater

da **dictater** owns the Unsecret agent. also they are Tante Arktik but shhh don't tell anyone its a SEEKRIT!!! jk everyone nos alreddy! shes black and wares a suit. also her voice is robotic. Maybe shes an member of the Illuminati!!!!!!!!! also shes a noob cuz she never dos anything in missions!

btw she mite no obama in person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how lucky!

btw in da future, rookie is da dictater!!! Plausible connektion to da illuminati!?!??!
Sad dood

**sad dood** is another one of rockhoppers feelings that exists so he can be sad. for some reason the sad memory ball is that rockhopper ran out of cheez but it couldve been yarr's funeral or something from the squid short. anyway she pretends to be a dood too but isnt. i think happy dood forces her to tho.

shes rly sad cuz shes a loser, but being sad makes her more of a loser, so shes scrooed for life. isnt that nice? :D

## trivia

* shes rly short so maybe someone sat on her
* she also uses HAX like happy dood!!! so report her if the emotion thing party comes back!
* shes shaped like a bean
Princess Lay's

**Princess Lay's** is a character from store wars who is actually candanse cosplaying. she is da princess of potato chipz and is in da jedi too. shes actually look's seekrit sister which means shes darth vader before he was darth vader's dauter! also shes in love with hans solo which makes her a rival to anna

## trivia

* even tho princess lay's is just candanse cosplaying they arnt the same person which is how shes look skywalkers sister. this might be possible because both candanse and princess lay's are in the illuminati.
* she has weird hair
* princess lay's still has candanse's headphones which makes her hair buns look like tires. this could mean princess lay's wears a car on her head.
* even members of da member club can't get her hair, they can get a differnt one thats brown tho.
Pukies

**Pukies** also known as ***Pookshits***, are often seen in the Pet Shop saying things like "*pwease kwick me!*" and acting cringe. Pukies wear the color yellow. The often say cringy catchphrases, such as "*Smiles so bright mister sun sun burnz mwe up waaaaah!!!*", to get *smacked down hard*, or also known as **torture**. Pukies are attention whores and, more importantly, care from being beaten. Some Pukies are naughty, always wanting something. These are called "**Diva Pukies**", their ultimate cancerous form. Always remember that ***all Pukies are bad***. Pukies are usually found on servers with 1-2 bars, therefore the most infamous Pukie Server was **Blizzard**. Most Pukies wear items like the Bee Antennae and the Tiara to look childish but they end up being hit so many times their clothes rips off, hence they decide to wear cardboard boxes, shitty papers and already used garbage bags to cover themselves up. For more information on clothes they wear, see ***Pukie Clothes***.

### Cringy Behavior

Many Pukies have different personalities but in the end they have the same damn behavior: being cringy top tier god. Divas are known to be the worst, with their ultimate form being "Domino Divas" (remember: the **higher** the ***cringe***, the **worst** they become!). But some Pukies have their own behavior (still being cringe): **Emo Pukies** tend to cut their veins open from being edge lords, **Nookies** are the cringe version of real life nerds, **Tummies** are the worst, etc.

We all know everyone hate those cancerous penguins, disgrace of the nature. Some penguins praise Pukies, they are called "***Pukies Lover/Praisers***", devoted lunatics trying to get rid of Puffles and only enjoys hurting Puffles, their devotion of loving and praising Pukies are on a scale that no one can bring them back to the reason!

Pukies always talk cancerous with 'w' and 'z' between every letters in their words, which is called "***Pukiese*** ", the official known language of those idiots! They have their own vocabulary, which is named "***Pukie Vocabulary***", consisting to mock **ALL WORDS** in the world! For example: if a Pukie says "hello", it will be said as "wewwo/wello/hwewo".

## Facts

* They pretend to be "babies" but in reality, all of them are *older* than teenagers, even going to be ***immature and degenerate adults***! This is a serious thing: they need to be **STOP**!
* Pukies are cancer itself, the embodiment of all cringe and they are people who are retarded.
* All of them are fucking racists, homophobic and insulting other religions.
Halloween

**Halloween** is a rly sp00ky holiday!! halloween is RLY spooky, it has its own movie trilogy and da mery walrs on da tv sequel. saraapril hates it cuz its 2spooky4her. also theres always a storm at halloween except when there wasnt. but theres always one now. every halloween the spooky party shows up and its rly spooky
Igloo

**igloo** are where penguins live! everyone gets a free one even cheap doods! they can even have a few different kinds now thanks to partys.

um im too lazy to write this right now so someone plz expand if not ill do it l8r t8rs

wow nobody did it ok im gonna rite mor

so u can buy furnitures from da furnitures catalog. u can also change ur igloo from da igloo catalog. but not anymore. now u have to get them from the furnitures and igloos catalog. its rly confuseing i no. :( anyway u can decorate ur igloo with the furnitures u buy and ummm... idk wut else. also people can liek ur igloo because club penguin team wanted it to be more like facebook!

also u can change where ur igloo is now which is kinda cool. u can even steal garys time machine and put ur igloo in 9001 BC or da future! wow!

also they have backyards now which u can cram ur collectibles into

## trivia

* for some reason even tho its a igloo the button is a house! i think they changed it tho. idk.
* u can use HAX to get more likes but if u do ur bad and ill report u >:(
* u can have 3 at the same time
House of white

the **house of white** is the place Obama and his Pokermen liv. o and i guess obama has a wife named michael! u sud also no that its rly big and white and kinda racist tbh. It's also where Klub penguin keeps the seekrit info about The Future!!! So exciting! its also RLY protected by unsecret agents cuz they dont want u to see inside or touch obama.

btw we do not have cunfunation, but Illuminati might have a base here! very spooky right? i think so too!
George the bush

**george the bush** used to be the prez of MURRICA until 2004 when obama took over. he replaced bill linten as the prez. he was maybe started being prez in ummmm 1997 is a cool number so yea 1997-2004

when george the bush was prez he pass lots of laws against racistim to bushes from all the trees who think its funy bing mean to bushes :(

george the bush did 7/11 as a part time job, before he was da prez it was his full time job but then he was da prez so just part time. now that hes not prez anymore i think he might be doing 7/11 again.

george the bush has a brother jeb the bush who might replace obama next year. his dad george the old bush was prez to! it was a rly long time ago before i was borned!

## trivia

* bill clinkin' might be george the bush's seekrit brother, cuz he was in between george the old bush and george the bush as prez, and they maybe didnt want to break the chain.
* george the bush is a bush
* george the bush could be in the illuminati cuz every prez has illuminati speculation about them except maybe blendin blendin but the illuminati might be confirmed ded by then so nobody cares anymore
Mr krabz

**mr krabz** is one of da crabz from SpongBab SkwarPantz. he has his own restarent call the crab store where he sell his own kind on burger for u to eat!!!! o no!!! or i think. i might be wrong i havent watch the show. spong bab works for him. but mor important is that squidward works for him!!!!! o no!!!! does this make mr krabz an enemy of dark guy and pink girl? idk.

mr krabz rly likes money. the only thing he likes MOAR than money is trivia!!! he goes around the rly real club penguin wiki and puts a box on artikelz that sez if it needs moar trivia! make sure to ad trivia before squidward makes the artikel go BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

so yea. make trivia.

## trivia

* mr krabz wears overalls, so he could be the seekrit third mario brother
* he looks different then the other crabz for some reason
	+ probably cuz hes from spongbab
Protobot

**protobot** is a giant death robot who does evil things like eating puffles and putting gary in his brain, also smashing his fist through random buildings like an idiot to steal things.

so lets start with protobutt's history, he first appears in the EPF game and it turns out hes the main villain. gary designed him so gary might be evil, but probably not. wheelbot snowbot and jetbot are his minions and they actually builded him after they stole gary's doodle pad with protobot's design on it. protobot goes boom after the unsecret agent messes with his head.

protobot returns in system defend, it actually turns out herbert rebuilt him and he is herberts minion, but they hate each other cuz raisins idk. after you play a crapton of field oops protobot goes boom again.

protobot comes back at marvel party numbah one and builds an even deathier bot, called destructobot but destructobot goes boom and protobot goes boom too but that doesn't stop him from coming back at marvel party numbah two where he does the exact same thing except without destructobot, he still goes boom anyway

protobot also appears in jet pack adventure ripoff on the app, he flies toward you and if ur not an idiot you dodge him. he comes back again like five seconds later and if ur not an idiot you dodge him again. he probably smashes into a wall and goes boom after that cuz he stoopid.

protobot will come back in the future with tons of upgrades. he's even deathier than before except not because he can't actually attack you cuz as we know, protobot is a stoopid idiot. he goes boom again.

## YEY TRIVIA (aka pointless speculation)

* protobot and gary might be cousins because, many things related to gary go boom and protobot goes boom a lot. or they might have boom disease.
* he maybe killed herbert because herbert isn't in the future but as we know protobot is way deathier in the future, so maybe protobot made herbert ded and stole his technologys?