Karen Meets The Strangler A SpongeBob Parody.

Another fanfiction using the DC Super Hero Girls characters from the 2019 TV Series. Where Karen Beecher provokes the Telltale Strangler named Benny Robertson and she must to find someone to protect her from being strangled.

**Karen:** *[standing outside of Metropolis High School, looking at her watch waiting for it to reach 6:00]* Wait for it... *[Karen gets impatient. The second hand stops a second before 6:00, shocking Karen. The second on her watch then touches 12, becoming 6:00. Karen quickly enters then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air]*

**Automated Voice:** On Time Percentage: 100%. *[the scene starts again. Zee Zatanna enters the school]*

**Zee:** Another day, another migraine. *[looks at her mirror]* Heh, heh, mi... *[scene pauses again]*

**Automated voice:** On Time Percentage: 12%. *[the screen un-pauses]*

**Zee:** graine. Heh, heh, heh.

**Karen:** Ahh, isn't it great studying at this school, Zee? Huh? Isn't it? studying here?

**Zee:** Yeah, great

**Karen:** Yeah.

**Zee:** Yeah.

**Karen:** Aww, Yeah.

**Zee:** *[getting annoyed]* Yes!

**Karen:** Hold that thought, Zee. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. May the universe shine brightly on my harvest. *[laughs. Karen walks out with a bag and a long, pointy tool]* Litter. *[picks up trash]* Looks like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper? *[laughs]* Kids these days. *[another piece of trash falls to the ground next to her. She gasps and she picks up the trash]* I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. *[more trash keeps falling to the ground around her and she picks them up quickly. She breathes, exhausted, as one more piece of litter falls down attached to a parachute. She gets infuriated]* Where is all this litter coming from?! *[Karen notices someone tossing trash out of a car. Karen's eyes turn to a crumpled paper falling to the ground]* Not on my watch. *[walks up to the car]* Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.

**Benny:** Heh, what're you gonna do, call the police? *[police arrive]*

**Karen:** Yes. *[police begin to handcuff Benny. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him]*

**Zee:** How's it going, Lieutenant?

**Karen:** Well, let's just say I hope our litterbug there saved room for his just desserts. *[laughs]* Yeah, just desserts.

**Zee:** Whatever. Huh? *[notices Benny]* Karen, don't you know who that is?

**Karen:** Who?

**Zee:** That's Benny Robertson The Tattletale Strangler.

**Karen:** Who?

**Zee:** Benny Robertson! *[shows Karen a "WANTED" poster of Benny]* He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in! *[Benny growls. Karen and Zee are scared]*

**Karen:** He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Zee? *[Zee's gone]* Zee? Zee?

**Officer 1:** You're gonna do time, Benny. Hard time. *[Karen walks up to the police]*

**Karen:** Hi, officers. So, he's going to jail, right?

**Officer 2:** Who, Benny?

**Karen:** Yeah, Benny.

**Officer 2:** Oh, yeah, he's going to jail for a long time. *[Benny draws on the back of the driver's seat headrest, and flips it to reveal an exact likeness of Karen's face]*

**Karen:** Hey, that looks like me! *[Benny growls and attacks the headrest, "killing" the Karen's drawing, and chuckles evilly. Karen screams]*

**Officer 2:** Don't worry, Karen. He won't be able to strangle you.

**Officer 1:** Yeah. We got him chained up real good. He'll never get away.

**Officer 2** Oops, not again. *[Benny is gone, with his handcuffs in his place in the car]*

**Officer 1:** Yep, he got away. *[Karen screams then falls over]*

**Karen:** You nice officers will protect me, right?

**Officer 2:** We ain't bodyguards, kid.

**Officer 1:** Yeah, give us a call if you see him again... tattletale. *[they drive off, leaving dust that makes Karen cough]*

**Karen:** Those officers are right. I need a bodyguard! *[runs into the school to Kara Danvers]* Kara! There's a maniac after me! I need a bodyguard!

**Kara:** Of course i'm the most stronger in this town. When he sees me moves, he'll be running scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, Karen?

**Karen:** This would be him, Kara. *[takes out the wanted poster of Benny]*

**Kara:** *[gasps in fear]* Benny Robertson The Tattletale Strangler?! *[she backs away]* Go away, Karen! Take your death cloud with you! *[she runs away. scene cuts to Karen showing the wanted poster to her friends. Shows it to Diana Prince who screams and runs away, then to Jessica Cruz and Barbara Gordon, Jessica creates a pogo stick with her ring and hops away]*

**Karen:** Babs, will you...

**Barbara:** No way! I don't wanna fight with him! *[she runs off and karen goes to Zee]*

**Karen:** Zee, will you help me?

**Zee:** You're on your own! *[disappears with her magic. then goes to Oliver Queen, Carter Halland and Hal Jordan who they shriek and run off Karen sighs, in the Sweet Justice Karen shows the wanted poster to Barry]*

**Barry:** No please. find someone else! *[runs off and karen frowns]*

*[at a Tough Tavern, Karen explains her situation to the guys who run off, some screaming "Hold me! Hold me!", leaving Karen distraught]*

**Karen:** *[at the bus stop]* Ugh, that's it. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. *[Benny sits on a bench reading a newspaper]*

**Benny:** Bodyguard, huh? I might be able to help you out. *[Karen walks over]*

**Karen:** You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Here's his picture. *[holds up the wanted poster. Benny reveals himself wearing a fake mustache]*

**Benny:** Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.

**Karen:** I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands! I hope they're not dirty. *[Benny shows his filthy hands and laughs. Before Benny starts to strangle Karen, a bus stops next to them and Benny puts his hands behind his back and smiles, as the bus drives off]*

**Benny:** Huh? Uh-oh. Uh, there's too many witnesses around here. *[walks up to Karen]* Listen, kid. I could be your bodyguard. Here's my card. *[Shows Karen his drawn-over fake ID card]*

**Karen:** Hmm, looks good to me. You're hired! I feel safer already. What's next? *[a 5¢ price tag is hanging from Benny's fake mustache]*

**Benny:** Well, the maniac could be anywhere, wearing a disguise. He could be that old man. *[points to an old man with a walker]* Or that baby. *[points to a baby in a stroller]*

**Karen:** Or that pebble. *[points to a small rock on the ground]* Or that stick. *[points to a stick]* Or that receipt for the Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium. *[points to a white piece of paper]*

**Benny:** Huh? Uhh, that's mine. *[picks it up and puts it in his pocket]*

**Karen:** Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands. What do we do first?

**Benny:** Well, I suggest we go to a nice, quiet, secluded location, uh, like behind an old dumpster or a dark alley...

**Karen:** We could go to my house and turn off all the lights!

**Benny:** Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled... err, I mean, uhh, protected. *[laughs as the lights grow dim]* Perfect. *[laughs]*

**Karen:** Yes, excellent. *[laughs with Benny until the lights turn on again]* Ah, but first, I gotta do a few errands.

**Benny:** Uhh, okay, but let's make it quick.

**Karen:** Quick is my middle name. *[scene cuts to the grocery store]* Let's see...paper towels. This one says "best paper towel around," this one says "best paper towel in town." Hmm... in town... around... in town... around... what do you think, bodyguard?

**Benny:** Whatever gets us to your house quicker.

**Karen:** I'll take both! *[scene cuts to a laundry]*

**Dry Cleaner:** Here you go, Mrs. Beecher. *[he hands her clothes]*

**Karen:** Hmm.

**Dry Cleaner:** Is there something wrong?

**Karen:** I'm not sure if these are my clothes. *[Benny groans. Scene cuts to the perfume store where Karen sprays some perfume on her wrist and holds it up to Benny]* How about this one, bodyguard? Too overbearing?

**Benny:** Can we just go to your house?! *[scene cuts to Karen's house]*

**Karen:** Here we are. Beecher Manor. Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard a fella could hope to have.

**Benny:** All right, enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you... I mean, uhh, choke you... I mean, uhh, crush your windpipe... gah, I mean...

**Karen:** Protect me?

**Benny:** Thanks.

**Karen:** Don't mention it, Benny. *[gasps]* I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key? *[searches her pocket for the key as Benny gets angry]*

**Narrator:** Twenty minutes later... *[Karen is still searching for her key. Benny gets even more angry]*

**Karen:** Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?

**Benny:** Oh, forget the key! Let's climb through this window. *[struggles reaching for the window]* I can't reach it. Do you think you could hop up on my shoulders, kid? *[Karen is wearing cleats]*

**Karen:** Sure. With these spiky cleats, anything is possible. *[jumps onto Benny]* Ya.

**Benny:** Cleats?! *[Karen's feet land on Benny's eyeballs. Benny screams in pain]* Get your feet out of my eye sockets! *[Karen starts tugging at her legs]*

**Karen:** I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas! *[Benny runs around in pain]*

**Narrator:** Six hours later... *[Benny is still running around until he pulls Karen's feet out of his eyes. Scene cuts to the Benny with bandages on his eyes]*

**Karen:** Don't be mad, bodyguard. Let me just grab the key I keep under the mat and we can get inside. *[Benny's eyes open widely. Benny growls in anger and a nuclear explosion comes out of his head]* There you are, you little rascal. Now, to put the key in the lock, which should activate the tumblers, thus opening the door. *[Benny sneaks up behind Karen ready to strangle her. Karen opens the door and walks in]* Step inside...

**Benny:** *[closes the door]* Close the door...

**Karen:** Well, here we are.

**Benny:** I've finally got you all alone! *[laughs evilly]*

**Karen:** I know, isn't it great? *[laughs. Benny picks up Karen]* Ooh.

**Benny:** Now, you're gonna get yours... tattletale! *[lights turn on]*

**All of Karen's friends:** Surprise! *[all of Karen's friends are in her house cheering. They drop a sign that says "Congratulations, Karen! 100% On Time!"]*

**Karen:** A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at school? *[Benny nervously places his hands behind his back]* Oh, how'd you guys know?

**Garth:** It's on the invitations you sent us. *[holds an invitation up]* Let's boogie! *[everyone parties. Benny sits down in Karen's sofa. Scene cuts to the end of the party]*

**Karen:** Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Babs, bye Diana, bye Jess, bye Kara, bye Garth, bye Hal, bye Barry, bye, eh, All of the rest. *[everyone else leaves and she walks back into the house and laughs]* Ahh, alone at last.

**Benny:** *[wakes up]* What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? *[Karen closes the door]* So, we're all alone now?

**Karen:** Just you, me, and the floorboards. *[Benny and Karen begin laughing again]* Yeah. *[there's a knock on the door. Karen opens it]*

**All:** Happy birthday, Karen!

**Karen:** How did you guys know today is my birthday?

**Garth:** We just do what the invitations say. Let's boogie some more! *[everyone parties again and Benny walks back to Karen's sofa. Scene cuts to the end of the party]*

**Karen:** Thanks for coming! *[closes the door. Laughs]* Alone again.

**Benny:** Is it true? Everybody's gone?

**Karen:** Uh-huh.

**Benny:** No, no more parties today? You got everything you need now? Nobody's left? We're completely alone?

**Karen:** Oh yeah.

**Benny:** In that case... *[laughs evilly until Garth appears out of nowhere]*

**Garth:** Great parties, huh?

**Benny:** Oh... sorry, Mama's Boy, you've gotta go. *[carries Garth away]*

**Karen:** Wait! We can trust Garth. He's my best friend.

**Benny:** Well, I can't take any chances. For all we know, he could be Benny Robertson.

**Garth:** I'm Benny Robetson? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in! *[runs and breaks through the wall]*

**Karen:** So, Garth is Benny Robertson. Gee, you think you know a guy.

**Benny:** *[growls]* He's not Benny Robetson!

**Karen:** He's not?

**Benny:** *[rips off his fake mustache]* I am!

**Karen:** Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?

**Benny:** Oh, it's a fake, you idiot! I bought it at the party store! *[everyone comes back inside]*

**Hal:** Did someone say 'party'? *[Benny screams and runs out through the wall]*

**Benny:** I can't take it!

**Karen:** *[runs after him]* Wait, bodyguard, I need protection! *[Benny gets into a taxi]*

**Benny:** Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! *[Karen chases after the taxi]*

**Karen:** I'm not safe! Come back! *[taxi goes to the Metropolis Airport and an airplane takes off]*

**Benny:** Finally, away from that girl.

**Karen:** *[on the airplane a row behind Benny]* Good idea, bodyguard. They’ll never find us up here. *[Benny jumps out of the plane screaming, he opens his parachute]* Good thinking, bodyguard. *[with her own parachute]* Benny could have been on that plane. *[Benny takes out a giant pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the Metropolis Police Station jail. Karen comes running up to him]* Bodyguard, bodyguard!

**Benny:** Look, girl... I'm not your bodyguard! *[cries]* I'm Benny Robertson! See?! *[looks toward his "WANTED" poster on the wall]*

**Karen:** *[gasps]* Benny Robertson! *[police officers walk up]*

**Officer 2:** Good work, Karen. You put Benny behind bars.

**Benny:** At least I'm safe from that annoying idiot.

**Garth:** Hey, Mac, *[Benny turns and sees Garth in the cell with him]* what're you in for?