Choice of Fate

**Choice of Fate is a random event which can occur any time while playing the game**

They always have two answers one which is bad (will give you a debuff) and one which is good (will give you a buff)

## A beautiful young spud offers you a golden apple.

**+ Reject the apple.**

*- Eat the apple.*

## A buff, manly spud is attempting to chop down a small sapling, with little success.

**+ Help him chop down the sapling.**

*- Laugh. Laugh at him.*

## A dagger pins a note to the front of your shop. It asks for a golden mace to be made and left on the doorstep overnight.

**+ Make the mace.**

*- Don't make it.*

## A dashing blonde potato in a green pointy hat and clothes runs into your shop. He looks oddlt familiar.

**+ It's Blink!**

*- It's Selda!*

## A gorgeous potato girl appears before you and confesses her love to you!

**+ Ain't nobody got time forthat! Smithing is love, smithing is life!**

*- Holy potatoes, okay!*

## A group of post-apocalyptic survivors are asking you for help. They do not have much time before the horde catches up.

**+ \*locks door and boards up windows\* No! I don't trust you!**

*- Fear not, we'll emerge unscathed, Ledt 4 Alive!*

## A Gumon wanders into your shop. Is hands tou a small digital device.

**+ A Gumon! Bitvolve!**

*- Wait, isn't this an Egg gotchi device?*

## A jolly potatoe is singing a song: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, cucumber phone.

**+ I got a feeling~ So~ a peeling~**

*- That's an interesting song*

## A little potato boy comes up and asks you for love advice.

**+ A stallion must run. And it must run free.**

*- Loves as you would want to be loved.*

## A pixie taps you on the nose and asks: Potato or Potato?

**+ Potat-o**

*- Potay-to*

## A plumberwith a red cap is looking at some wild mushrooms is your backyard.

**+ Eat the red one.**

*- I don't think you should eat that.*

## A potato bunny hops into the workshop and looks up at you with twinkly eyes.

**+ I wonder how potato bunnies taste...**

*- Aww, fluff bun! \*pet\**

## A potato dog paws at your feet and looks at you expectantly. It seems like it has something to tell you.

**+ Summon your inner Dog Whisperer and try to understand it.**

*- Speak to it.*

## A potato girl giggles as her friend, a large potato is a deep seaexploration suit, lumbers in.

**+ Don't hurt me! She's right here, see? She's safe!**

*- D-do you need sugar? Pepper? Noah? Mary!?*

## A potato in armour bursts in. claming to be your descendant from the future.

**+ Dodge left.**

*- HELP! THERE'S A CRAZY POTATO!*

## A potato parrot sits on the window sill and caws noisily.

**+ Polly want a cracker?**

*- Interrogate it. That's the first step to becoming a great defence attorney!*

## A potato with a flower on its head walks in, laptop in hand. Is asks if you have WiFi.

**+ No. because this is a weapon shop...?**

*- Of course we do!*

## A pretty elf offers you some magical bread to tide the long day ahead. He says one nibble is enough to fill any potato the brim.

**+ Take a nibble**

*- Psss, I can eat the whole thing!*

## A rather blocky looking chicken is standing by the road.

**+ Tap tap swipe tap tap!**

*- No. don't do it, chicky!*

## A short and round potato is trying ti hide behind a tree. He's not having much success.

**+ Reveal his location!**

*- Help him hide.*

## A short potato with a dark bob is really critical of some of your customers' clothes!

**+ Ask her if she's Edna Code.**

*- Hey, stop that! There's no need to be mean.*

## A skinny little spud is getting picked on by a group of bulies!

**+ Save him by chasing off his attackers!**

*- Stand back and watch the fight.*

## A small yellow bird with a beak resembling thick lips is starting at a bunch of green pipes extending from above and below.

**+ We can do this. NEW HIGHSCORE!**

*- What the hell is it?*

## A Wizened little potato asks you if you want to play! You realize it's just a child.

**+ Sure, lets play!**

*- Ugh, You're disgusting!*

## An ecstatic potato is smullung from ear to ear. He stops and says: B-E-A-...

**+ ...utiful! Teehee.**

*- What?*

## An elderly potato in a lab coat comes by. He asks: Are you a boy, or a girl?

**+ *A girl!***

*- A boy!*

## An old potato peeps in and asks if you'd like some candy.

**+ Mother told me not to take candy from strange old potatoes.**

*- Mmm, candy! Yes please!*

## Customers have been clamoring for more perks. You're trying to decide if you should indulge them.

**+ Give a customer 50% off every second weapon purchaced!**

*- Give a month-long discount on SWORDS!*

## It's time for lunch and you're sick of the food in this neighbourhood. What should you do?

**+ Cook your own over the enchanting stove.**

*- Order in.*

## Look! Up in the sky! It's a...

**+ Bird!**

*- ...magical flying furry... dog-ragon?*

## Ooh, someone left a TV set at the door! There's a remote by its side.

**+ Leave it be.**

*- Switch is on.*

## Oooh the brand new Cyclops Drift! The latest crazw in gaming techology!

**+ Try an action game!**

*- Try a cinematic experience!*

## Someone left a large tank with a giant fish in it! The tag says: Wola Wola.

**+ Let's move it into the shop!**

*- Let's feed it!*

## There are three old hags stumbling about. They appear to be blind.

**+ Give them the eye**

*- Ask for a reward in return for the eye.*

## While out on a stroll, you come across a pond in the middle of a field.

**+ Paddle your feet.**

*- Go for a dip.*

## You're thinking of putting a fishtank in the shop. Pets are always great for relaxation!

**+ Pay more attention to the dog.**

*- Get the tank.*

## You hear a voice in your head. What is it saying?

**+ Take it...go on...**

*- Stop...come back...*

## You see a gentlepotato in a top hat talking with his apprentice outside.

**+ Could it be? Professor Standton and Fluke spudton!?**

*- There are still potatoes that wear top hats in this day and age?*

## You see a little girl crying by the roadside. She's lost and hungry, and wants to go home!

**+ Help her find her parents.**

*- Give her some food.*

## You see a pale sparkly potato stud standing under a tree.

**+ Drag him into the sun.**

*- Blush shyly.*