Quandale Dingle

Visual representation of Quandale Dingle.

Quandale Dingle is a notable person who exists in Ascendancy 30 lore. He appears to be African American, with an inhumanely long nose, and black hair. He also appears to have tattoos on his chest, neck, and right arm.

Quandale Dingle is most notable for the unhealthy amount of atrocities he commits. He has been seen in several nations, like Rome, Luxembourg, China, Japan, Nordesia, Russia, and Maharlika. To date, all attempted apprehensions and terminations of Quandale Dingle have been deemed unsuccessful. Upon the death of Quandale Dingle, his corpse will dematerialize, and he will reappear in another location, completely unharmed.

This man Quandale Dingle is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's a severe threat to society.

From knowledge of military generals, Quandale Dingle will manifest in areas in which violence between a large number of people.

### List of Every Questionable Atrocity Committed by Quandale Dingle

Below is, obviously, a list of every known crime/war crime that this man has ever committed.

* In Zielpatrioci in 2027, General Leon Schneider, depressed about the death of Hans Schmidt, began drinking. As he was going to bed, drunk, Quandale Dingle shot him from a window using a sniper rifle, killing Schneider.
* Back in 2027, Quandale Dingle snuck a landmine underneath a rug in a conference room of an Austro-Hungarian embassy with Italy. As Charles Habsburg was walking on the rug, he stepped on the landmine. Luckily, he survived.
* A few days after the Keskuudessamme was built, it was infiltrated by Quandale Dingle, who disbanded all infantry units in Nordesia.
* Quandale Dingle was caught on a security camera, entering Vladimir Putin's palace. Two minutes later, an explosion was heard, and Quandale Dingle ran out of Putin's Palace. Upon thorough investigation by Moscvich police, **Quandale Dingle killed Vladimir Putin using explosives.**
* Quandale Dingle raided the Luxembourger Äis Arméi Headquarters to broadcast an entire Family Guy episode on every building advertisement screen in Brussels. Over 265,000 Luxembourgers have witnessed the incident, and the incident was classified.
* During the Lisaian War, Benito Morbolini caught sight of Quandale Dingle collapsing an entire bridge in Nigeria, killing 500 Lisaians.
* According to Akito Horikawa, he once saw Quandale Dingle in Singapore. This was when Horikawa enlisted as a soldier for the Mekishikan Army. According to his observations, Quandale Dingle was fighting on behalf of the Maharlikans. He flung a Malaysian child of considerably young age towards a Japanese soldier, killing the soldier and the child.
* William Chocolate explained how Quandale Dingle attempted to make sexual intercourse with the Carpathian Mountains.
* Alexander Schmidt explained how in Russia, he observed Quandale Dingle urinating on a Russian soldier's rifle, jamming the weapon.
* On the 6th of August, all electricity in Nanjing and Shanghai went off. Any store worker who did not have a light source nearby would be jumpscared by Quandale Dingle.
* During the Conquest of America, Luxembourger general Robby Stratton saw Quandale Dingle tear an American soldier in half.