Last Wyl and Tenstament

*Happy endings for everyone! It's Alphabet Podron time! For this episode, we discussed chapters 23-the end of Victory's Price by Alexander Freed.*

## Episode 162

### **A Star Wars Questions**:

**Where else should Doctor Evazan and Pondo Baba show up?**

### **Highlights:**

* \*Trick Question, Kairos is no longer Kairos!
* Ash literally at Shrimp Scampi.
* Ash is allergic to tomatoes.
* Heath is allergic to shellfish.
* 10:00 Star Wars Impression: Saf pretending to be Hohass pretending to be a car.
* Kingdom Hearts: A Podcast of Unbroken Promises
* Victory's Price - The Asking Price of Being First
* Major Fucko Bucko Soren Keize

1. Colonel Catman Soren Keize
2. no longer on the Yadeez
3. flees
4. Quell through the alleys
5. and valleys
6. like he's
7. being chased by Jason Voorhees.
8. He's
9. determined to destroy the databank which inventories
10. the bad deeds
11. and goodies
12. of criminal histories.
13. this will destroy the properties
14. and civvies
15. beneath daddy's
16. secret evil masterpiece
17. This is not the bees
18. knees!
19. Now adversaries,
20. he and Quell dance to deadly melodies
21. fighting the Imperial authorities,
22. not thinking about the potential Jakku victories.
23. He thinks he's
24. honoring Granny's
25. legacy
26. to keep his people free,
27. but Quell doesn't agree,
28. even if she agrees
29. the New Republic won't give them mercy.
30. This is the end, Potentially.

* 16:00 Twico Karaoke Encore
* Danny performs a Chass Na'chaddic monologue.
* Nath was "never a hero" says the guy who's been promoted to Commander and was awarded two medals...
* Anybody who says wedge is a coward can meet the podron in the pit.
* 29:35 Kairos Voice.
* Who would give the purity talk at your Star Wars youth group?
* "Protein Bombs"

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 24 (Narrated by Meg, Major Fucko Bucko is Ash, Quell is Saf, music is Killing Me Softly)

* + "Let me believe that I could ride a steelpecker!" - Ash
* Fates worse than death baby!
* Just Because They're Alive Doesn't Make It Better : The Wedge Antilles Story
* Jakku is the new Hoth.
* Kairos is going to become a waitress at Dex's Diner.
* If you've messed up your relationship with your found family, store bought is fine.
* "You could have had Wyl Lark so you settle for CANDY NED!?" - Danny

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 26 (Narrator is Saf, Nath is Ash, Wyl is Meg, music is Someone Like You)

* Nath, meet the podron in the Denny' parking lot.
* "I'm going to go for his nards immediately." - Meg
* Nath's team is 100% going to show up in Rangers of the New Republic but nobody wants to talk about it.
* Every time there is a beautiful non-human in the background of Quell's life, it's probably Kairos.
* "Listen, I've been molting for like two weeks and I'm ready to be DONE with it." - Meg
* Dramatic Reading: Chapter 27 (Narrator Saf, Chass is Danny, Wyl is Meg, Quell is Heath, music You're My Best Friend)
* Wyl and the political fuckboi from Space Harvard is a rarepair at best, but it is nobody's OTP.
* Ash pushed their boyfriend off of a wall at a midnight showing.
* Midnight showings are points of chaos.
* T5, play Despacito
* Who are we reconciling with? Find out on our patreon!
* Danny is adopting 600 transgender children and a summer camp!
* This summer: JEDI SEARCH!
* Stinger: Hohass-Car

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

Share an excerpt from one of the alphabet squadron's livejournals?

Rogue Leader: Kairos has a dead journal.

> **You're In My Very Soul, Tormenting Me**
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> So uh... Nath and I broke up. At 4:15am after he went to e midnight show of The Spuppets."
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Rogue Nine: Nath is constantly posting about how he's a piece of shit just to get attention from the four friends he has.

Rogue Seven: Kairos has super locked down journal of surreal prose that only the squadron can see.

Rogue Three: Kylo Ren "I have to kill her, but I love her" with embedded video of Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional

Rogue Six: "There was a new boy at school today. I tried to sit with him at lunch. I tried to see what classes he had and if we had amy classes at the same time together. He sat in front of me at math. Maybe tomorrow he'll notice me. His name was... Ken. Ken Palpatine." - Nord Candide

**Glistener Responses:**

* Raising Fangirls - Every single pilot ends their diary with WWCHD! What Would Corran Horn Do?
* Yubsie - Wyl's LJ

> Let's get to know each other
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> Name: Wyl
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> Pets: A sur-avka
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> Cake or pie: Cake! (This goes on for another 50 questions and I have one Tweet)
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> Tagging Nath, Kairos and Blink! C'mon guys it'll be fun!
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* Dillon - Wyl has a private live journal that contains all his messages to Blink, and he has written elsewhere publicly: "Hey if you're Blink, let me know so I can share these with you."
* Bentham's Icon - Nath's Journal entries by book;

> Book 1: Same old, same old. **John Cougar — Danger List**
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> New gig. Wish me luck. **Pink Floyd — Money**
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> Book 2: This kid's lucky I'm around. **Van Morrison — Brown Eyed Girl**
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> Shit's hit the fan. **Credence Clearwater Revival — Fortunate Son**
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> Close one. **Survivor — Eye of the Tiger**
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> Book 3: Almost over. **Kansas — Carry On My Wayward Son**
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> FUCK everyone. ESPECIALLY you. **The Rolling Stones — Paint It, Black**
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> New gig. **AC/DC — Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap**
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> Saw him. No big deal. **Scorpions — No One Like You**
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* TomtheFanboy - Kairos only has two kinds of posts: Giant Memes with one or two words in all caps or Rambling Rant Posts that are presumably in her native language but they're all in a font that never loads correctly and would presumably need Spoogle Translate if it did.
* Dinner Leader - Chass: not that i care but what do you think wyl wants for life day...probably something stupid like these scented candles i found at spmarshall's on sale, not that it matters, i hate him and never think about him
* X-Wings in History - I'm delaying answering because I got called out for listening to the episode early like you send me an email offering me to do.

* Oaty - Current mood: Fine. Perfectly fine. Shut up. What’s YOUR current mood?
* Jaclyn - Chass: I do NOT love Yrica we just live together no that’s not a ring in my search history SHUT UP.

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Dinner Leader (from Danny), Dillon (from Ash and Saf), Bentham's Icon (from Meg),

Glistening Learn How To Take A Compliment to X-Wings & History from Heath

### **This Week's Glistener Question:**

Which moment in the Alphabet Squadron trilogy gave you the most feels? And/Or just make us an AbSquad meme that will make us laugh.

Danny: The epilogues

Meg: All of Wyl's epilogue scenes.

Ash: Quell to Hera "It'd be nice if we had a Jedi."

Heath: Didn't read the book.

Saf: Quell's final flight. The listing of names over Jakku.