Total Drama Prison-Escape Escalation Special

7:46
Superdawnfan

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(STOP) THE SPECIAL WILL NOW BEGIN  (STOP)

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* there's several people in a court including Courtney and Chris with chris on trial\*

(courtney) I call in Jones as witness!
(btw multiple settings in this pro of having a bunch of contestants go seperate ways multiple parts lol)
7:46
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* Jones comes in\*
* still wearing that Plaid Suit\*
* cause he's still classy lol\*

Jones: Alan Jones. Stage Actor your honor.
7:48
Superdawnfan
Judge: So Chris McClean has been accused of murder famine false contracts propaganda child abuse not keeping full safety as chaperone and kidnap
Judge: What're your statements on this?
7:49
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Jones: Well having been on Total Drama for at least a few episodes; I can safely say that all those accusations are true to the fullest of degrees
7:49
Superdawnfan
Defendant: and your proof is?
7:51
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Jones: "Simple. The eyewitness testimonies of the other contestants"
7:51
Superdawnfan

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(Courtney) compare his fake rules in the contract to what you actually see on these tapes

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Defendant: fair to both however you have yet to prove he starved children and or murdered
7:53
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Jones: "Check the offcial reccords of food shipments sent to the show.....I can gurantee you will find odd things on the recites)
7:54
Superdawnfan

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(chris) but the release form

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(courtney) yes he isn't responsible for if we die on the show but is responsible as to what we do on the show take credit for all crimes including Scott's attempted murder

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(courtney) and you can test me to see if I was starved
(courtney) I haven't eaten since cell of shame
(courtney) We may also have agreed to the challenge but certain things are clearly against the law and possibly just to kill us he made us eat shoes and if someone didn't eat one with a knife in it they'd lose a point!

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Prosecutor: He Did make clear violations of the law but the jury is to decide and it appears

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(chris) wait what? EIGHTY YEARS I"M SORRY I'M SORRY
(Courtney) nice time in jail toodooloo!

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8:00
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Jones: \*tsk tsk tsk\* Sorry Chris...but you may not exit; stage right \*laughs at his own word play\*
now\*
8:00
Superdawnfan

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(courtney) *high fives Jones in laughter*

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8:01
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Jones: Ring a Ding Ding! \*high fives back\*
8:02
Superdawnfan

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(chris) BUT BUT MY YOUNG FACE MY IMAGE IS RUINED FOREVER

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8:02
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Jones: 'Young'? Heh....
8:02
Superdawnfan

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(Courtney) uh you passed that point a long time ago am I right?

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8:03
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Jones: Your Honor. May I go now? Im due for a stage act of Waiting For Godot
8:03
Superdawnfan
Judge: you may now go all is finalized
8:04
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Jones: Havent seen a trial this fast since Perry Mason....heh.....
8:05
Superdawnfan

* Switches scene to a glass swan boat Beth and Scar are on\*

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(scarlett) It's the worst of times we can hope they're ok but hope doesn't do much when all faith put into the future is just an illusion to trick yourself into feeling good to give a will to live

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8:07
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) ...
(Beth) Hope can do more than you think.
(Beth) Hope can conquer any despair!Q

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(ignore Q)
8:08
Superdawnfan

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(Scarlett) *chuckles* you're cute

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8:08
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(and so the fan fics wrote themselves lol)
8:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) I'll take that as a compliment.

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8:09
Superdawnfan

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(scarlett) well you won't for long somethings attacking our boat

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* fish attack it\*

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(scarlett) UUHH I'D TRY TO STEER BUT THEIR TO POWERFUL and OOF

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8:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) Hang on! I'll help you! *grabs an oar and smacks the fish*

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8:11
Superdawnfan

* the boat crashes into large rock\*

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(scarlett) we're gonna sink!

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* a voice comes from above\*

(chef) NOT FOR LONG

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(scarlett) wait is that?

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8:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) Is that... CHEF? :o

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8:13
Superdawnfan

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(chef) *let's down rope* YES I HAVE AN ESCAPE JET ALL WILL BE EXPLAINED CLIMB ON BOARD!

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8:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) Eeeeee!!!  :D
(Beth) We're saved! *Hugs Scarlett*
(Beth)  :/
(Beth) *Ends hug*

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8:15
Superdawnfan

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(Scarlett) sorry just in shock

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8:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) ... Well, this is awkward.  :/

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8:15
Superdawnfan

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(Scarlett) *hugs back really quick* Now I'mma climb first you go on after
(scarlett) *starts climbing*

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8:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) *starts climbing*

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8:16
Superdawnfan

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(scarlett) now that we're on board explain

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8:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) Remember, what happens in Lake Wawanakwa STAYS in Lake Wawanakwa.

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8:17
Superdawnfan

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(chef) well
(chef) what happened is
(chef) chris was arrested and since I served and helped and was the only person to defend I was an accomplice
(chef) but they're willing to pardon me if I save all you stupid teenagers that are making my life harder right now

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8:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) So Chris is in jail?

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8:19
Superdawnfan

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(Scarlett) more like you made life hard on yourself and taking responsibility for intelligent teens is bugging you
(chef) yes and from now on I'm taking over his show

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8:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) Well, that's slightly better.

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8:19
Superdawnfan

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(chef) SLIGHTLY *gives beth an evil glare*

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8:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) Uh....
(Beth) WAY better!  :D

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8:20
Superdawnfan

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(chef) you got that right!
(Chef) now let's search for the others

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* Scene cuts to Molly and Gwen\*
* on boney island\*

(gwen) what is this place? so strange bizzare and creepy I love it!
8:24
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(molly) *cough cough* nice....*cough*

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8:24
Superdawnfan

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(gwen) what do you think molly?
(gwen) alright!
(gwen) and looks like we've got company *sees bridge and sammy from a distance as they arrive*

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(Sammy) Oh gwen molly nice to see you again
8:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Bridgette) Hey guys! You made it here too?

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8:25
Superdawnfan

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(Sammy) this place must not be far from the island considering we all made it here
(Gwen) yep
(gwen) so what're our plans to get back home?

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8:27
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(molly) *cough* no.....*cough* idea....

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8:28
Superdawnfan

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(Sammy) I learned some survival skills from Shawn i can go get us food!

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8:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Bridgette) Think the others back on the island are okay?

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8:28
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) we can hope!
(gwen) eh they're probably dead already with harold in charge over scar who's 5 times his intellect
(gwen) and a geeky screw up

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8:29
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Bridgette) Harold is... weird, but he's still really smart.

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8:30
Superdawnfan

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(gwen) yeah but sometimes he overestimates himself ok allthetime not sometime

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8:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Bridgette) That's true. He works well under pressure though.

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8:33
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) Yeah we have to believe
(gwen) yeah right
(gwen) does anyone have ANY contact with the outside world or ideas?

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8:34
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Bridgette) Where did Jones and Courtney go?
(Bridgette) I don't think they were accounted for!

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8:35
Superdawnfan

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(gwen) well let's be fair here were the only four here meaning the rest probs all ended somewhere else stayed on the island or died

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8:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Bridgette) Well, that's blunt, but true I guess.

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8:36
Superdawnfan

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(gwen) molly do you have some medical emergency or something?

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8:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(I have to go for a little bit. I'll be back in about ten minutes. Try to cut to scenes that don't involve my peeps until I get back.)
8:39
Superdawnfan

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(gwen) Bridge some surfer contract? oh well

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8:39
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(molly) Well...........um..........no. I didnt not *cough cough cough* physiclly show up expecting that the island was gonna go ka-boom

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ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
8:40
Superdawnfan

* scene not yet complete but switches\* (logan can you do some subbing in this one I hate talking to myself lol Eva, Jasmine, Duncan, and Jo scene can you do duncan and Jasmine)

8:41
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will try to do)
8:43
Superdawnfan

* scene is on a raft with contestants worried or impartial depending on char talking about the island possibly going boom\*

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(eva) do you guys think harold will be safe?

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8:44
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(Duncan) : "My probation officer told me that I could get a reduced punishment if i went on this stupid show......im going to tell him to go to hell when I see him again...."

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8:44
Superdawnfan

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(jo) fair enough *to duncan*

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8:45
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(Jasmine) : "Im sure he will be...."

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8:45
Superdawnfan

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(Jo) who's that stranger again? I don't remember her on the show
(jo) I'm betting island will go boom boom in izzy's or "explosivo's words"

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8:46
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(Duncan) "Im all for a bit of explosion....but not when my ass is on the line in the bombing...."

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8:46
Superdawnfan

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(jo) AGREED

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8:46
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(jasmine) : "You're so.........so.....i dont know Duncan....."
(duncan) "Stuff it. I dont need to hear it. I get enough of it everyday....."

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8:47
Superdawnfan

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(Jo) Everyone is mean get over it that's how the world is
(Jo) just be happy he's straight up about it unlike some people

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8:48
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(Duncan) : "Damn right"
(jasmine) *huffs* whatever...lets try and float to dry land when we can

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8:49
Superdawnfan

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(Jo) wait duncan don't you have a GPS on you?

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8:49
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(Duncan) : "Dont mean it's got battery"
(duncan) "Mostly have it for...blunt purposes in times of need"

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8:50
Superdawnfan

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(jo) damn it! Well we can't just hope to float to safety we follow the waters and may end up dead

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8:50
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(jasmine) Hope Cody and Ricky defuse the bomb correctly.....

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8:51
Superdawnfan

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(jo) I don't care so long as we survive

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8:52
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(duncan) : "If Pasty Nerd and Quick Draw Macgraw blow up.....im not showing up for their funerals........welll, maybe to pick pockets *snickers* funeral goers always stack their pockets nice and full due to the dead..."

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8:53
Superdawnfan

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(Eva) that's it *attacks duncan causing the raft to go off balance*

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8:53
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(jasmine) *falls into the water due to off-balance*

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8:54
Superdawnfan

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(jo) *falls over spitting out salt water* GREAT GOING MONSTER LET"S HOPE EVERYONE HERE CAN SWIM
(Eva) I'm sick of being talked to that way now listen! EVERYONE HERE IS THE MOST ATHLETIC ON THE SHOW I'LL BE SURPRISED IF THEY CAN"T SWIM

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8:56
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(think nows a good time to switch scenes)
8:57
Superdawnfan
(fair lol)
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has joined the chat.
8:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(back)
8:57
Superdawnfan
yes just on time lol
8:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(What'd I miss?)
8:58
Superdawnfan
(everyone on eva's raft fell overboard that's it lol)

* Scene switches to Rick, Cody, and Shawn

8:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *in a fetal position, crying, and sucking his thumb*

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8:58
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wher'd harold go?
didnt he stay?
8:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Yeah. He's with Shawn, studying the bomb schematics.
8:59
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ok

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(rick) Right. What crap do I cut or yank next?

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8:59
Superdawnfan

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(Shawn) I know izzy better than anyone else
(Shawn) Now listen quickly!

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8:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) Cody and I know wired technology. Only problem is Cody has cracked.
(Cody) *hysterical stammering*
(Harold) What's the timer at, Rick?

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9:01
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(rick) : 5...0....0?

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9:01
Superdawnfan

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(Shawn) cut the purple wire wrap it around the christmas one reconnect it and put some water on the green wire!
(shawn) 50.0 seconds to live we need to hurry or

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9:02
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(Rick) Cut Purple. Wrap it around Colorful Wire. Put water on Green........got it?! *half confident, half unsure*

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* repeats process as instructed\*

9:02
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) this'll prolong the process but make it not go off as fast

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9:02
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *Starts screaming and mindless pounding the bomb with his fists*

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9:04
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(Rick) STOP PUNCHIN IT! I dont know much...but I know punching things that go boom is bad idea! *pulls out Sally* now CALM DOWN!
9:04

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Superdawnfan

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(shawn) take the blue cord bite it don't cut it strectch it then press the buttons 960892

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9:04
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *breathing heavily, and clings onto Rick's leg*

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9:05
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) that'd give us another hour to live but this can only be done once

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9:05
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(Rick) Bite....the Blue one? Why bite it?

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9:05
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) It's Izzy. Don't ask questions.

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9:05
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) we can't have it destroyed but need it to not be fully functional!

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9:06
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(rick) what else?

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9:06
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) Now then, there should be a tiny hatch under the bomb. It's pretty small. You might be too big to fit in there, Rick.
(Harold) There's a button at the far end of the hatch.

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9:06
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) PUNCH IN THE NUMBERS 960892 ON THE MAIN DEVICE

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9:07
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* bites it and punches in those numbers\*

9:07
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) IT"LL PROLONG THE EXPLOSION BY AN HOUR NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS

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9:07
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(Rick) Got....it? I think....

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9:07
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) Get Cody into that hatch, and once you punch in 960892, have him push the button. They have to be done within ten seconds of each other.

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9:07
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) THERE! HE DID IT HE FIT IT HAROLD WE HAVE ANOTHER HOUR TO LIVE!

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9:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) That'll give us enough time to finish easily!
(Harold) Maybe that'll help take the pressure off of Cody's back.
(Harold) Rick, you're gonna have to get Cody into that hole.
(Harold) That button is essential to the rest of the procedure.

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9:09
Superdawnfan

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(shawn)

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19-20-1-8-16 20-8-5 2-15-13-2 this is the final code for after you cut the other 19 wires that need to be cut

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(shawn) now I think this says

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9:10
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(rick) ....... *uber confused by the complex instructions*

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9:11
Superdawnfan

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(Shawn) purple red and grey are evil colors for evil plans idk izzy writes in scribbles but I think this is what she's saying

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9:11
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) Okay, so Rick. Your next course of action is to get Cody into the hatch underneath the bomb. That button needs to be pushed with the final code. Think of it as an "Enter" button.
(Cody) *hugging Rick's leg* We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die!

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9:12
Superdawnfan

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(Shawn) there's way more instructions harold
(shawn) I'll go in myself

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9:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) It's too small for you.

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9:13
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) *jumps down* I'm helping cut wires not the code
(shawn) *does type in minor codes on another device though and this temporarily deactivates the system*

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9:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) Try to calm Cody down so that he can, you know, be useful.

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9:14
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) Now cody you do it remember I forgot the code but I memorized it before harold doesn't have it so

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9:14
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(Rick) : ...............so........cut the Red and Purple ones? Thats what im getting from it
(Rick) Got it!

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* slashes up the red and purple ones\*

9:14
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) you need to press the right buttons otherwise we all die

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9:14
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(rick) now get in there fella *puishes Cody into the hole* and press it!

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9:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *screams*
(Cody) I can't do this! We're all gonna die! What do I do??? :o
(Harold) Wait until the wires are cut, then push the buttons!

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9:15
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) I GOT IT I PLAYED WITH THE SYSTEM HAROLD

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9:15
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(rick) PRESS IT!

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9:16
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) the code is the final step

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9:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) What if I get it wrong and kill us all?

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9:16
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) not it its as in plural lol

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9:16
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(Rick) Press it or I will give you something to be scared off! *irrated* *points Sally at Cody*

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9:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *screams and shields his face*

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9:16
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) whoa too far DUDE *pushes rick away*
(shawn) I'll jam myself in there I may never get out but

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9:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) Wait! I'm still in here! Don't come in!
(Cody) *deep breath* I can do this! For Gwen!
(Cody) Wh-what do I push?

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9:17
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(rick) Look. Please...*takes deep breath* I DONT wanna be turned into chunky hound food

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9:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) 19-20-1-8-16 20-8-5 2-15-13-2
(Cody) *whispering the numbers to himself, with the occasional whimper, while entering the buttons*

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9:18
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) you remembered!

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9:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) I have an iron-trap memory.

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9:18
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) of course letter code for STAHP THE BOMB

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* number code

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(shawn) Izzy always seemed out of it

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9:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) Why is it "STAHP"?

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9:19
Superdawnfan

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(Shawn) it's izzy what do you think?

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9:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) *shrugs* Okay, Cody, push the big button in the middle, and that'll do it!
(Cody) O... Okay... *reaches out and pushes the button*
(Cody) *shields his face*

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9:20
Superdawnfan
Computer: DESTRUCT SEQUENCE DEACTIVATED
9:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Imdeadimdeadimdeadimdeadimdeadimdeadimdeadimdeadimsosososodead!
(Cody) I'm...
(Cody) Not dead...?
(Cody) I'M ALIVE!!!  :D

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9:21
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(rick) Woo hoooo!!!!!!! We're alive boys! *tries to throw hat in the air....but its still gone....*....I miss my haaaat.....  :(

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9:21
Superdawnfan
Computer: EVIL PLAN ABORTED
9:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) Can... can someone help me get out of this hole please?

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9:22
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) I miss the days I didn't think someone's life was in danger all the time

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9:22
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* rick pulls him out\*

9:22
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) Rick just reach in and pull him out

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9:22
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(rick) : outta that hole fella

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9:22
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) oh didn't even have to tell you

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9:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *hugs Rick* Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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9:23
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(rick) We're great! We saved......the..Island.......i guess. But Yeeeaaah!

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9:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *looks between his legs and covers up his "man region", while blushing*

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9:23
Superdawnfan

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(Shawn) so what? harold did too cody

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9:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) No I didn't!
(Harold) I spilled water.  >:/
(Cody) I... I can't believe I did that. I diffused a bomb!
(Harold) *AHEM* WE diffused a bomb. Gosh!

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9:25
Superdawnfan

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(shawn) yeah but to be fair you did the least harold

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9:26
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(Rick) fellas! I say we scavange the kitchen to celebrate! *runs off to the cafeteria*

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9:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) I guided you all. I knew what to do, and the rest of you were able to do it. You all would be dead without me.
(Harold) Though, to be fair, I'd be dead without you too.  :)
(Cody) I don't think I can eat right now... need to... catch... breath...

```

9:27
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) I knew about izzy's schematics and izzy and helped guide more than you did
(shawn) but yes you helped

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9:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold)  >:/
(Harold) You know Izzy, but I know bombs.

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9:28
Superdawnfan

* scene switches\* (chef) So scarlett beth enjoy you're hot cocoa it's nice to have someone to talk to now that chris is gone

9:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) Thanks. Do you miss him?

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9:28
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) hey the island is still up I thought it'd have been a goner hours ago
(chef) No *clearly faking*
(chef) Well may as well fly to it and see what's the deal and hey those explosives are gone

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9:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) I guess the bombsquad succeeded.

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9:31
Superdawnfan

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(chef) bombsquad?
(scarlett) harold gave people various tasks and few heroically chose to stay to rescue those who may die on the island

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9:31
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(rick) *from the shore, downing drinks and half a sandwich from the fridge* *yelling distnantly* EYYYYYYYYYYYY! WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

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9:32
Superdawnfan

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(chef) THAT BOY GOT INTO MY FRIDGE?! NO ONE GETS INTO MY FRIDGE!

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9:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) We should probably go pick them up.

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9:33
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(and even more reasons for Chef to hate Rick)
9:34
Superdawnfan

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(chef) Oh we will and *flies down nearly attacking rick and crashing into him then pretending it was an accident but you can easily tell he's dissapointed*
(chef) I missed damnit! *then realizing what he said* I mean oh man that poor boy could've got hurt

```

9:35
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Chef? What are you doing here?

```

9:35
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(rick) Aye! We did it! *is downing Chef's secret fridge stash of booze and sandwiches* AND we got celebration food and drink! We're the best!
(rick) Want some partner? *offers Chef a sandwich*

```

9:36
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *growls at him*

```

9:36
Nobody else wanted this username
(hello Shovel; Rick and Co. saved the day again)
9:36
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) sure!

```

9:36
Shovel Night
(From?)
9:36
Nobody else wanted this username
(a bomb)
9:36
Superdawnfan
(you missed it entirely)
9:36
Shovel Night
(Fun)
9:37
Superdawnfan
(izzy nearly blew up the island as max's "evil minion")
9:37
Nobody else wanted this username
(Killing Bears....Diffusing Bombs.......Rick is the ultimate life saver)
9:37
Shovel Night
(\*Defusing)
9:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(No, it's diffusing)
9:38
Superdawnfan
(Shawn helped save the day too let dave and ryan go in his place helped out with his izzy knowlege which no one expected to be a skill ever lol)
9:39
Shovel Night
(Well my school is fuckin dumb, then.)
9:39
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *pushes rick away*

```

9:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Oh, whoops. Just kidding. You were right, Shovel. :p )
9:40
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) but just in case it starts up again you guys should get all my belongings then get into the jet!

```

9:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Is Gwen okay?
(Cody) Oh, and also, can we get OUR belongings?

```

9:40
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) don't know haven't found her
(chef) only time for mine GOT IT MAGGOT?!

```

9:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) You haven't found Gwen??? :o
(Cody) We have to find her now!

```

9:41
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *clearly doing this to spite rick and glaring* now get mine as the adult I'm more important
(chef) well if you don't get all my belongings to me now! I might have to cancel the search mission for gwen!

```

9:41
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Yes, Sir!

```

9:41
Shovel Night
(Haha!)
9:42
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *collects all of Chef's belongings, plus his calculator*
(Cody) *straining to carry all of it*

```

9:43
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) wow good job my boy! now time to leave harold shawn cody and rick all you get on!

```

9:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *collapses in front of Chef*

```

9:44
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) ah well that's enough RICK YOU CARRY IT

```

9:44
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(rick) *carries it without issue* Ive carried heavy stuff for my father all my life....

```

9:44
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) you SCRAWNY LITTLE WHITE BOY I'LL HELP *throws cody in*
(chef) *growls at rick*
(chef) *Conf* this'll be harder than I thought
(Chef) now is everyone on

```

9:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) *counting heads* Yep!

```

9:48
Superdawnfan

```
(Shawn) yeah
(scarlett) affirmative
(chef) Time to fly *starts up jet leaving brick and amy on the island lolz*

```

9:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Didn't Brick leave on a boat?)
9:50
Superdawnfan
(no lol it was explicitly stated 6 needed to stay and brick made the sacrifice of letting beth and scarlett go)
9:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Oh, okay)

```
(Cody) Okay, we need to find Gwen!
(Cody) And everyone else.

```

9:52
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) I feel like we're forgetting something
(chef) nah! I heard six stayed on the island and I count six here
(Scarlett) you didn't find beth and I on the island
(chef) *snarls*

```

9:53
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) You mean, "Me and Beth."
(Beth) Grammar.

```

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9:53
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) next we have to find

```

9:53
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Gwen!

```

9:54
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) a place to search and not everyone can fit in the jet
(chef) rick come here real quick

```

9:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I'll give my spot up for Gwen, if necessary.

```

9:54
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) RICKY BOY C"MHERE
(chef) I have a favor to ask of you

```

9:55
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(rick) Yeah?

```

9:55
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) you see that door right there?
(chef) *opens it* DON"T COME BACK *throws rick out*

```

9:56
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) /  (Harold) /  (Beth) :o

```

9:56
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) it wasn't on camera and his family doesn't exactly have contact with us no one needs to know right?

```

9:56
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(rick) AAAAAHHH *falls out*

```

9:56
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *points to the camera in the helicopter*

```

9:57
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *shoots camera* if practically everyone on this show
(chef) has a gun

```

9:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *hides behind Shawn*

```

9:57
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) why do you not believe the toughest guy here has one
(Shawn) um it's going to be ok
(Shawn) for you... I hope...

```

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9:59
Nobody else wanted this username

* rick lands in the water below and swims back to shore\*

9:59
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) Hey I see Sammy down there surfin looks like she's looking for food for some reason but what's the point in going so far unless you have many to impress

```

9:59
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(rick) Hell......this just aint my day......*wanders off to find another escape route*

```

9:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Maybe she's just looking for food for herself?

```

9:59
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) whatever *let's down ladder*

```

(sammy) \*climbs up\* hey guys!
10:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Is Gwen with you?

```

10:00
Superdawnfan
(BRB in 10 mins)
(sammy) not anymore

```
(Stop) THIS EP IS ON PAUSE (STOP)

```

4:05
Superdawnfan

```
(Stop) THE SPECIAL WILL NOW RESUME  (Stop)

```

* starts off on the raft scene\*

(jo) Thanks for that Eva well at least the raft fell back on balance

```
(Jo) I guess we can't use a raft anyways that can float anywhere we might need to swim ourselves
(jo) monster delinquent and some person lost the island what're your thoughts?
(eva) we have names y'know

```

4:08
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(Duncan) : "Hmpf.......knew rafting with you chumps was a bad idea *swims away*"
(jasmine) Look, I say we just swim to whatever dry land we can as soon as we can

```

4:12
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) did you just call me weaker than aussie and you? delusional
(eva) well hey we can do this
(eva) *rips off pieces of the raft and starts rowing treating it more like a boat
(eva) I see land close by! *points to the "playa de losers" setting from the real show*

```

4:16
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(jasmine) *looks off into the distance* yeah...I see it!
4:17

```

Superdawnfan

```
(jo) cool let's get a move on losers *rips wood away from eva*

```

(eva) stop acting better than everyone \*starts attacking jo\*
4:20
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(duncan) *muttering* losers..*swims to the shore*

```

4:20
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) you'll knock us off balance monster!

```

(eva) no not again if you can't treat us as equals swim there yourself Jasmine help me row as fast as you can to shore
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4:20
Bowen567

```
(Jasmine) *rows*

```

4:20
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) *falls off* fine but you'll never survive stranded without me!
(eva) Buh bye real monster

```

* Scene switches to Amy and Brick and quite possibly Rick\*

Superdawnfan

* on the island\*

```
(amy) UGH THAT BACKSTABBING LITTLE WENCH SHE IS SO DEAD WHEN I GET HOME!
(amy) soon as I get uncuffed from this tree! just need to find a way how ugh

```

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4:25
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) oh there you are mam!

```

4:25
Shovel Night
Hello hello again
4:26
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) I was wondering why you weren't at the main area

```

4:27
Shovel Night
How is everyone?
4:28
Superdawnfan
alright
4:29
Shovel Night
Neaterino
4:29
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) what're you doing here?
(brick) who's dead when you get home and why?

```

4:30
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) SAMMY FOR CUFFING ME TO THE TREE!

```

4:31
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) and do you know if there's anything to uncuff it around here? can't leave any man behind

```

4:32
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) I dunno but you better find one NOW!

```

4:33
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) also why did sammy cuff you that's not sisterly of her?\

```

(why is nothing sending lol)

```
(brick) have a paperclip by any chance?

```

4:34
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) She cuffed me cuz she's a bitch! And hates me! Only God knows why!
(Amy) And I might in my pocket.

```

4:37
Superdawnfan
is it slow again or genuine not sending?
4:37
Shovel Night
Not sending for me.
4:39
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) at least now you can move *says after lock is picked*

```

4:40
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) Could you uncuff my handcuffs now?

```

Superdawnfan

```
(brick) the one with your tree to legs yes
(brick) but I could only pick lock once the regular cuffing on your hands I can't fix sorry

```

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4:42
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) Ugh! Useless! *gets up* Whatever. *starts walking back to the main area*

```

4:42
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) I've seen some cruel things but to cuff someone to a tree then leave without them or telling anyone on a island you expect to blow up is wrong

```

4:42
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
I'm here!! :d
4:42
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) WAIT AMY

```

4:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Sorry I took so long!
4:43
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) chris left without us everyone else has chosen to escape or stay and diffuse the bomb and well no one knew what happened presumed you missing
(brick) everyone else is gone

```

4:43
Shovel Night
(\*defuse)
4:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Is this Amy/Brick scene all you've done so far?)
4:44
Superdawnfan
(this is what autocorrect said)
(a raft scene too)
4:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Defuse and diffuse are both words. They mean different things.
4:44
Shovel Night
(Autocorrect is not always right.)
4:44
Superdawnfan
(but nothing with your char)
4:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Who was in the raft scene?
4:44
Superdawnfan
(jo eva jasmine and duncan)
4:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Kewl)
4:45
Nobody else wanted this username
bak)
sorry)
4:45
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) 4 others chose to stay to defuse bomb but they left

```

4:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(For now I'll just watch, cause I'm not involved in this scene. :p )
4:45
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) Yeah. Sammy has no conscience.

```

4:46
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) gone rogue but I learned how to do this situation I know how to but never wanted to leave a man behind we'll use the cabin logs to build a boat
(brick) sammy chose to leave immediately
(brick) leave you behind it's so wrong so we'll build a boat and escape no man or madame left behind! you in?

```

4:47
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) Sure. As long as we don't bring along any fuckers.

```

4:48
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) well let's hope we have no romance on the way *chuckles*

```

4:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(subtle not subtle)
4:48
Superdawnfan

```
(brick) we're the only two left everyone else aborted mission

```

4:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
("Let's hope" = "I want to make out with you")
4:49
Shovel Night

```
(Amy) There will be no romance. You are not my type.

```

4:49
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(Rick) *pops up out of the bush, noming on a piece of bread* I wouldnt say everyone....im still here parterns.....*burp* i diffused the bomb!
(rick) decided to reward myself

```

4:50
Superdawnfan

* scene switches\*
* chef finds jones and courtney\*\*

(chef) I knew you two were taken back to land but I need to make sure you are well taken to the proper destination
4:51
Shovel Night
(With knawledge)
4:52
Bowen567
(my chars have nothing important to do so I'll just leave)
4:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(B) R  (B)

```

4:52
Superdawnfan
(lol see the beggining scene of the special they were taken to land away from the island but not nessecarily where court was supposed to be taken home to
Bowen567 has left the chat.
4:52
Superdawnfan
(lol @bowen k)
(they don't care about jones not being taken to the right home by right people as much since he's an adult court is about 17)

```
(chef) Courtney Jones I knew where you two were the whole time didn't know I was supposed to "rescue" you guys too but I was told I have to
(courtney) and get back on your abusive show no way this is some sort of trap I bet!
(courtney) why would I need to be taken when I'm perfectly safe?!

```

4:55
Nobody else wanted this username
Jones: Exactly what Court said! Sorry Cheffy; but i aint going back there...just let me be.
Jones: Let both of us be
4:56
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) but
(chef) court isn't a legal adult you taking her counts as kidnap

```

(courtney) he was on a rescue mission!

```
(chef) you both need to come back home other wise I'll make you have something to complain about if I don't take you I get fired
(courtney) GOOD!
(chef) that's it I didn't wanna do this! ok that's a lite this'll be really fun I don't have room for all the contestants so I'll courtney you can stay in the storage

```

(Courtney) WHAT?!

```
(chef) *throws courtney in* and Jones you can go in the garbage like the garbage you are!

```

4:59
Shovel Night
(Dawn.)
4:59
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *throws jones in trash can* Now we're taking off whether or not you like it

```

4:59
Shovel Night
(Wait.)
(Nvm I forgot.l

* )

5:00
Nobody else wanted this username
Jones: \*sighs while stuck in the garbage\*
5:12
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Ok now let's search hm what's our next stop you remember beth?

```

5:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) How am I supposed to know? You're the pilot.

```

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5:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Eva, Jo, Duncan, and Janice are on a boat somewhere.

```

5:13
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Well beth
(chef) it's hard to read instructions and maps while you're driving!

```

5:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) But I don't know where everyone is, so how do I know where to go?

```

5:15
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Well, Chef, you see, you can read the instructions before you lift off like a competent person.

```

5:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Gwen, Bridgette, and Molly are... somewhere. We should look for them.

```

5:15
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) I told you the suggestions the rescue crew gave me!

```

5:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) You were with them, right Sammy?

```

5:16
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Scar defending beth?! and beth I thought we bonded!
(sammy) yeah but

```

5:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *shrugs* I still don't know where everyone is.

```

5:17
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) I can't be exactly sure of if their still there or not I kept trying to talk but everyone yelled over me and you didn't help with screaming get gwen back the entire time

```

5:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Sorry.  :/
(Harold) We should go to where you last saw them. It'll be a start.

```

5:18
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) I dislike Beth but I'll defend her when the person arguing with her is in the wrong.

```

5:19
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I last saw them on...

```

5:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *grins at Scarlett, before realizing what she's doing, and awkwardly looking away and whistling*

```

5:20
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) OMG
(chef) new

```

5:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Where'd you see them? Go on.

```

Superdawnfan

```
(CHEF) WAIT

```

Welcome to the TheSuperHeroCat1900 Wikia chat
5:23
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NEWS
(chef) TWO OF YOU MAGGOTS HAVE BEEN FOUND STILL ON THE ISLAND
(sammy) but chef
(chef) BRICK AND AMY
(sammy) NO WAIT CHEF!

```

5:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

* dramatic music\*

```
(Harold) *hides a keyboard behind his back*

```

5:24
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) 3 is more important than two and especially amy and !
(sammy) especially if you know where they are and...

```

5:24
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Geez, Sammyn let them live. Thought you were the nice twin.

```

5:24
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NO TIME FOR GAMES SALLY WE'RE FLYING BACK TO WAWANAWKWA

```

(Sammy) NO!

```
(sammy) I WAS THE BOMB WAS DEFUSED BY HAROLD
(Sammy) he told me!

```

5:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) But what about Gwen and the others? We know that Amy and Brick are gonna be safe!

```

5:25
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) but the other 3 are stranded on a island we don't record and could die!

```

5:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) We don't know where Gwen is! Not to mention Molly is with them, and she needs medical attention as it is!

```

5:26
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NO TIME TO HEAR IT SALLY I'LL DO WHAT'S EASIEST FOR ME!

```

5:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) And Bridgette is still recovering!

```

5:26
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) We need to go back!

```

5:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Brick and Amy have food! They can survive!
(Cody) Gwen, Molly, and Bridgette could be in serious danger!

```

5:27
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) NO ONE WILL GET INTO MY FRIDGE
(Sammy) Bu bu but!
(chef) and lying so you can let amy die is LOW even for you sammy!

```

5:27
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Why do you care who we save first anyways Chef?

```

5:27
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I'M NOT LYING THOUGH

```

5:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I don't want Amy or Brick to die. I'm just sure they'll be okay. I can't say the same about the others.

```

5:29
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) I DON'T CARE HAROLD JUST CALLING OUT SAMMY AND YOU LETTING AMY DIE!

```

5:29
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) CHEF GET MOLLY DAMMIT!

```

5:29
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) I CAN'T LOSE THIS JOB NO ONE MAY TOUCH MY STUFF AND IT'S MORE CONVENIENT FOR ME!

```

5:29
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) (facepalm)
(Beth) Arguing isn't gonna do any good.  :/

```

5:30
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) chef don't just

```

(chef) \*flies away towards the island without any sense whatsoever
(Sammy) that...

* Scene switches to max and izzy on canoes\*

```
(izzy) great thing we escaped and I planted all those explosives isn't it max? truly evil!

```

5:31
Shovel Night

```
(Max) *is getting tired* Indeed! *wheeze* Curse this device!

```

5:34
Superdawnfan

```
(Izzy) hmmm what is it?

```

5:34
Shovel Night

```
(Max) *gets on the back of izzys canoe* You must *gasp* paddle me with you *gasp*

```

5:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(I'll be back in a little bit)
5:38
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) alrighty *starts using max as a paddle partially too*

```

5:38
Nobody else wanted this username
i gtg)
sorry)
5:38
Superdawnfan
(k my fault lol)
5:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Bye!)
Nobody else wanted this username has left the chat.
5:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Actually nevermind about me leaving)
5:39
Shovel Night

```
(Max) Hey! *underwater muffling* That's not- *muffling* What I meant!

```

5:39
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) Oh whoops!
(izzy) hey it looks like a star want to shoot it down so we can make a wish?
(izzy) *says pointing to jet*

```

5:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Brbrbrbrb)
5:43
Shovel Night

```
(Max) I wish I was the OVERLORD OF THE WORLD AND THOSE WHO DEFY ME WOULD COWER AT MY FEET!

```

5:44
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) alrighty I'll take that as a yes *takes out a bazooka and aims it at jet*

```

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5:44
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) explosivo was a great help at finding weapons!

```

5:46
Shovel Night

```
(Max) FIRE!

```

5:46
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) and *fires but doesn't get it until the first 12 times are done
(izzy) Yes! What do you have to say about escope being a lousy shot now?!

```

5:49
Shovel Night

```
(Max) I say that she still is but at least she didn't take too long this time.

```

5:50
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) fair enough haha! for some reason that shooting star sounds like chef's screaming I wonder why that is *laughs uncontrollably*
(izzy) hey it looks like it's about to crash into us hm...

```

5:52
Shovel Night

```
(Max) Oh no! Quick, minion! Paddle away!

```

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5:55
Superdawnfan

* scene switches to a newly burning and shot at by a bazooka jet with Chef, Sammy, Shawn, Scarlett, Harold, Cody, and Beth heading towards izzy and maxes canoe uncontrollably attacked\*

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5:56
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) I CAN BARELY USE THIS THING IT APPEARS TO BE BURNING IT'S AS IF SOMEONE SHOT IT WITH A BAZOOKA

```

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5:57
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) OH MY GOD I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE SO SOON
(Sammy) What's going on?!

```

5:58
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) *is surprisingly calm* I feel like I know why this happened...

```

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5:59
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) wait you suspect I know SAMMY LOOK OUT THE DOOR!

```

```
(sammy) I don't wanna be thrown off!
(chef) JUST LOOK AT THE WINDOW

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5:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *crying hysterically* WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
(Cody) *jumps into Shawn's arms*

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6:01
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Uh... *pats his head awkwardly* there there...?

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6:01
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) WAIT WHY?!? I don't wanna get thrown out like rick!
(chef) just look out the window

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(Sammy) WHY?!
(chef) DO IT MAGGOT OR YOU'LL BE ASKING ABOUT MY CRUELTY EVEN MORE!
6:03
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) By the way Shawn, I hope you're okay with warm wet pants from Cody there.  ;)

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6:03
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) ok Ok

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(chef) now who do you see?!
(Sammy) Who I just red green purple grey and tannish specs!
6:04
Shovel Night

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(Shawn) Huh? *looks* Eeewww!

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6:04
Superdawnfan

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(chef) OH I KNOW WHAT DID THIS IF SHE BRINGS ME DOWN I'M GOING DOWN WITH HER!

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6:04
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) It must be a grassy, ketchup-y, plum-y, dirty, dusty monster!

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6:04
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) crazy girl is going down!

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(sammy) BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR LIVES WE WANT TO LIVE LAND IN WATER!
6:05
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) *blushes* S-sorry.  :/

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6:05
Superdawnfan

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(chef) WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND WE'LL DO IT WITH PRIDE GOT IT SALLY!

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6:06
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) /  (Harold) /  (Beth) *screaming*

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6:06
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) BUT OUR LIVES IS THAT REALLY WORTH YOUR PETTY CONFLICT WITH IZZY

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(chef) PETTY PETTY

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(chef) SHE NEARLY KILLED YOU ONCE

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6:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) FALLING IS NOT FAVORABLE TO MY SKILLS!

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6:08
Shovel Night

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(Scarlett) *holding onto her seat, her fingernails stabbing through the seat*

```

6:08
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) SHAWN YOU HELPED WITH THE BOMB WAY MORE THAN HAROLD HIM KNOWING BOMBS BUT YOU KNEW IZZY AND HOW TO ESCAPE
(sammy) NO ONE KNOWS HER BETTER THAN YOU

```

6:09
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(HAROLD) SERIOUSLY??? YOU'RE REALLY GOING THERE?

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6:09
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) and how to stay safe what do we do?!

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6:09
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) KNOWING THE INNER-MACHINATIONS OF IZZY'S MIND WON'T STOP US FROM FALLING!

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6:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) OR CRASHING! OR DYING!

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6:10
Superdawnfan

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(CHEF) WE CRASH WITH PRIDE AND DEFEAT IZZY

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(sammy) BUT THERE'S A CHANCE IT"lL FLOAT WE CRASH INTO IZZY WE ALL DIE

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(chef) if crazy girl goes down I go down with her! and I don't care about anyone else on this jet!

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6:11
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Yeah, what Harold said.

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6:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Wait! I know where the parachutes are!

```

6:12
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *pushes chef out of his seat* if you won't help I will I always knew harold was useless! shawn you're a survivor you should know what to do in case of emergency I'll pilot *shoves chef away and starts leaning them differently*

```

6:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) How am I useless?  >:/

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6:12
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Doesn't mean I can survive a plane crash!

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6:13
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) we landed on a small patch of dirt! I repeat survived on a small patch of dirt we have landed!
(sammy) Now everyone get out while you can!

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6:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I... I know how to fly a plane... Not necessarily well, but I've done simulations.

```

6:13
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *starts to break but the jet gets worse and worse on fire*
(sammy) AND WE'VE OFFICIALLY MADE IT GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN LIVE

```

6:14
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) BETH! IF THESE ARE OUR FINAL MOMENTS LIVING THEN I MUST SAY I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS! THEY WERE VERY DESPICABLE AND CHILDISH EVEN IN CONTEXT OF THE GAME!

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6:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) MINE WERE TOO! I WAS LIKE, WAY SUPER PETTY AND STUFF!

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6:15
Nobody else wanted this username
(im back but im also writting stuff down)
6:15
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) how heartwarming but we need to jump out now!

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6:15
Nobody else wanted this username
(so ille be in and out)
6:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I can't jump out of a plane!

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6:16
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) it's a jet! I landed!

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6:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Not without a parachute.  :/
(Cody) Oh, okay. Sorry. I was hiding under a seat. Couldn't really see.

```

6:16
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) it's catching fire EVERYONE HURRY!

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6:17
Shovel Night

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(Scarlett)  (shawn) get out*

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6:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) Are you coming, Sammy?
(Cody) /  (Beth) *jump out, the former screaming hysterically*

```

6:17
Superdawnfan
(samy) not until i see everyone get out need to watch after them MOVE MOVE MOVE
(chef) \*jumps out8

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(sammy)
(chef) YOU RUINED IT

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6:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) I'm following my own code! Never leave a woman behind! *grabs Sammy and jumps*

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6:19
Superdawnfan

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(Sammy) whoa *pushes harold off and jumps herself*

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6:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) Well, we don't have a jet now. How are we supposed to save Gwen?  ;(

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6:21
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) never lose hope!
(sammy) I guess...

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6:22
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) well we may have lost our jet but we didn't lose our dignity

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(chef) \*crying\* I lost mine how am I supposed to be seen I finally could've taken that sociopath down out of life won but I failed
6:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Hope is helpful, essential even, but it doesn't do squat without a plan.

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6:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *pats Chef on the back* You would've died yourself.

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6:24
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) yeah but she nearly killed us all she's a threat I could've been the hero could've meant something

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6:24
Shovel Night

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(Scarlett) By killing us all?

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6:24
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) she near killed 24 of you I near killed 6!

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6:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) You do mean something! You've been the one going around saving us!

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6:25
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) I can read the headline now. "Terrorist gets killed by kamikaze pilot."

```

6:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) Wait! I have a plan! Let's swim around until we find Gwen!  :d

```

6:26
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) you got 2 then 3 then 1 then 2 that adds up to 8
(chef) well
(chef) our jet is burned
(chef) my dignity is ruined
(chef) and this nerdy girl is my only friend I was supposed to rescue you all I failed! I can never return to the real world with any dignity

```

6:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I think you've been living in Chris' shadow for so long has made you desperate for recognition, to the point where your judgment is clouded.

```

6:29
Shovel Night

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(Scarlett) You weren't gonna rescue us but, hey keep telling yourself that.

```

6:29
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) I know I wasn't! I near killed you!

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6:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Beth) But you didn't!  :)

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6:30
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) you think so walking stick *to harold*

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6:31
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Totally. I read my sister's psych books a lot, so I'm kinda an expert on this kinda stuff.

```

6:31
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) thanks sweetie you're a nice girl Beth

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6:31
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth)  :d

```

6:32
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) there those two are

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(izzy) hey look those ppl look exacltly like the ppl on the show
6:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *screams and hides behind Chef*

```

6:33
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) even chef wait is CHEFFIE CMHERE
(chef) OH I WILL *chef jumps over and attacks max and izzy's canoe*

```

6:34
Shovel Night

```
(Max) Hello, everyone! As you can tell, I am quite threatening! Now tremble before us before we do it again but this time to your fa-AAAAHHH! *gets knocked underwater*

```

6:35
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Oooh I have an Idea everyone sit on top of the jet!
(sammy) shawn and I will push it into water

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6:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Is it buoyant?

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6:36
Shovel Night

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(Shawn) We should probably test that first...

```

6:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) No way could two people alone push a plane, even if they were really strong.

```

6:36
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) it's a jet smaller then a plane!
(sammy) but you're right we might need help from some people actually useful SCARLETT BETH CHEF

```

6:37
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) I can help!

```

6:38
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) well Cody uh you do know this requires physical strength right? not be mean but you and harold are kinda

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6:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) I can handle it.

```

6:39
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) If all of us help, it doesn't have that much of a risk of people drowning inside.

```

6:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Um, I'm pretty sure I'm stronger than Beth and Scarlett.

```

6:39
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *giggles a bit but covers her mouth hiding it* sureeeeeeee

```

6:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Cody) Wait, me or Harold?

```

6:40
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *Pushes*

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(sammy) \*pushes\*

```
(sammy) well harold is debatably weaker than everyone here
(sammy) even max
(izzy) Escope refuses to help escope is EVIIILL

```

6:41
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) I am way stronger than Max! *pushes*
(Cody) Y-yeah! Me too!

```

6:41
Superdawnfan

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(Sammy) you can do it cody you're useful!

```

6:41
Shovel Night

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(Max) Lies!

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6:42
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Yes! Thanks!  :)

```

6:42
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) you can do anything if you believe

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6:42
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold)  >:/
(Harold) But apparently I can't.

```

6:42
Shovel Night

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(Scarlett)  (Scott) *pushing*

```

6:42
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) That isn't what I meant well entirely but uh yeah

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6:42
Shovel Night

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(Shawn) *

```

(Get my S names mixed up.)
6:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I bet I'm stronger than you, and Cody, and Scarlett, and Beth, and Max!

```

6:43
Superdawnfan

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(Sammy) you're cute

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6:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) >:(

```

6:44
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) no not to be mean I meant it as a compliment! just you overestimate yourself sometimes

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6:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) My honor has been defaced. I challenge you to a...
(Harold) ARM WRESTLING TOURNAMENT!

```

6:44
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) um no thank you?
(sammy) AND IT FLOATS!

```

6:45
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Harold, I do not doubt for a second you could beat me. I'm more into brains than anything.

```

6:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) You're just chickening out because you know you'll lose.

```

6:45
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) we need to see how well it floats and what's bad

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6:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Thank you Scarlett. Honorable is she who knows her weaknesses.

```

6:46
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) may only fit a certain amount need to start with smallest if it starts to tip

```

6:46
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) But I could still beat you in an arm wrestling match.

```

6:46
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) we take away the bigger ones

```

6:46
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) There's a science to it.

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6:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

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(Harold) I know all about arm wrestling science.

```

6:46
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) FIRST UP CODY!

```

6:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Why me?

```

6:46
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) you're the smallest so hop on top of it

```

6:47
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I'm not small! I'm 120 pounds of muscle!

```

6:48
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) Um who votes cody is the smallest here?!

```

6:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Riiiiiight. I'm 98 pounds, and I'm taller and bulkier than you.
(Harold) So yeah, Cody's smallest.

```

6:48
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) I'm 96 pounds, Cody.

```

6:48
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) beth is bigger harold lengthier etc
(sammy) NOW HOP ON!

```

6:49
Shovel Night
(Brb)
6:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Okay, fine. I'm 88 pounds.  :/
(Cody) *climbs on*

```

6:51
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) OK NEXT HAROLD!
(sammy) WAIT NO
(Sammy) I mean it's not right the trouble he's put us through but next is ugh *sigh*
(sammy) Max...

```

6:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Max is short, but he's kinda chubby.

```

6:52
Nobody else wanted this username
(Kinda Chubby=He is as wide as he is tall)
6:52
Superdawnfan

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(max) nice to see you've acknowleged you're superior to paddle away without you!

```

(sammy) \*takes oar away from him
(max) OH NO MY EVIL PLAN IS RUINED PUT IT DOWN UGLY FACED PERSON WITH A STINKY PERSONALITY DISEASE!
6:53
Shovel Night
(Bitch.)
6:53
Superdawnfan

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(sammy) *throws him on boat*

```

6:53
Shovel Night
(Right when I finish typing something.)
6:53
Superdawnfan
(lol)
(thought you brbed lol
6:53
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Also, I'm bigger than Scarlett, and I'm probably bigger than you too, Sammy.
(Harold) Probably Beth too.
(Beth) *shrugs*

```

6:54
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I'm a cheerleader not a anorexic we all know you overestimate youself!

```

6:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Maybe you just underestimate me.

```

6:54
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) harold get on *shoves him on there proving she's physically stronger*

```

6:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I wasn't trying to resist. That proves nothing.

```

6:54
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) How much do you weigh, Beth? Not to sound rude, just curious.

```

6:55
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) I won't say exactly, but it's between 115 and 130.

```

6:55
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Alright.

```

6:56
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) scarlett hop on followed by beth!

```

6:57
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) *gets on*

```

6:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) How much do you weigh Sammy? You look so skinny!

```

6:57
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I am I know but you max cody and Scar are all so small

```

6:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) You're pretty small too.

```

6:59
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) yeah but not short now beth get on follow after!

```

6:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *shrugs and gets on*

```

6:59
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Ok seems to work
(izzy) I'll get on max needs his evil henchman!
(izzy) *hops on*

```

(sammy) \*hops on\*

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(Sammy) shawn you're next!

```

7:02
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) *gets on* I am not at all heavier than everyone here...

```

7:03
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) everyone here is skinny and short you have more muscle and or fat than anyone here along with height!

```

7:03
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) You're heavier than all the girls, and you're heavier than me, Harold, and Max.

```

7:03
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) not last but not least CHEF GET ON!
(chef) *gets on*

```

(sammy) Now shawn help me steer I see another Island near by and a couple of others
7:04
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Um, actually, yes last. Still not least, but yes, last.
(Harold) I can help steer. I'm a skilled naval expert.

```

7:05
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) we're on top using it like a boat! and hey look at who's nearby!
(sammy) BRIDGETTE LOOK YOU FOUND US HOP ON!

```

7:05
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Is it Gwen???
(Bridgette) There you are! I was looking everywhere for you, Sammy!

```

7:06
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) chef was on a rescue mission and severely failed
(chef) NO I DIDN'T

```

(sammy) we don't know if jones rick and court are alive

```
(chef) YES WE DO
(Sammy) and were searching for the others

```

7:07
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) BRIDGETTE! Do you know where Gwen is???
(Bridgette) Yeah, she stayed behind on Boney Island.

```

7:07
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Where's Molly? And Gwen for Cody's sake.

```

7:07
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Someone needed to stay with Molly, and I had to find you.

```

7:07
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Yeah but they said they'd do anything to get out search for food etc I need to check
(sammy) I was fishing food for us and chef well found us
(sammy) and these two who made the plans and set the blow up the island also blew up our jet
(Izzy) we thought it was a star!
(izzy) we wanted to shoot it down so we can make a wish!

```

7:09
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Wait a minute, if you knew where Gwen was, why did you get on the jet without her???

```

7:09
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I was surfing if they just left and I did nothing they'd have left without any of us

```

7:10
Shovel Night
(Gonna be gone for a while. Dinner.)
7:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I would've made sure Chef waited for you!

```

7:11
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) and look he takes the easy way not the right way remember when I tried to tell where gwen is?
(shawn) um izzy not how it works

```

7:11
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) But if Gwen was like, super close anyway, it would've been easy for him to save Gwen!
(Cody) You totally could've helped her!

```

7:12
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I TRIED TO TELL HIM I'VE BEEN OVER THIS!
(sammy) you all screamed over me anytime I tried to talk about gwen!
(Sammy) or molly or bridgette aren't their lives important too?!

```

7:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Of course they are!

```

7:14
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) clearly the canoes are slowest! we found izzy and max still rowing!
(sammy) we need to check area between islands first!

```

7:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) You still just left Gwen, and Molly and Bridgette, when you had an escape! You just left without them!

```

7:15
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) I WAS THE ONE GOING OUT TO GET FOOD ALONG WITH BRIDGE ETC

```

7:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) But when you found an escape, you just left them? I bet they're still waiting for their food!

```

7:17
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) I wanted to help! and chef isn't the type to be patient or understanding hell he could've expected me!
(sammy) to wait on my surfboard in the middle of the ocean!
(sammy) I TRY TO SPEAK BUT NO ONE LET'S ME
(SAMMY) AND YOU ARE THE CAUSE NOT THE VICTIM SO SHUT IT CODY *then feels bad covers mouth and acts guilty after how she realizes how she treatedd him*

```

7:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) ...

```

7:19
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) sorry I didn't mean that!
(sammy) ugh I sound like amy I'm so so sorry!

```

7:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) It's... it's okay...
(Cody) As long as we can still find them, it's fine.

```

7:20
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *starts rowing

```

(Shawn) \*Starts rowing\*
(sammy) we're headed towards boney island!
7:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) That rocky eastern shore!
(Harold) ...
(Harold) Sorry. Continue.
(Cody) Can you see them?

```

7:24
Superdawnfan

* meanwhile on boney island in the forest\*

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(gwen) Molly are you sure that you're going to be ok?!

```

7:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(brb)
7:25
Nobody else wanted this username

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(molly) *cough cough* sure.. *Cough* of it

```

7:25
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) you needed medical attention and we ended stranded on this island
(gwen) molly speak you look like these are your last moments
(gwen) where are bridge and Sammy they should be back by now!
(gwen) Molly you're not speaking to me?! I want my last words to be to you to be I love you you're an amazing girl and I wish I could've seen you grow old

```

7:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *far-off in the distance, barely audible* GWWWEEEEEEEEWENNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

```

7:30
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) are you sure you're gonna be ok?! absolutely sure?!
(gwen) I'm giving you thirty seconds to a response! please?!

```

7:32
Nobody else wanted this username

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(molly) *eyes faintly twitching* Remember how I said to keep smiling *cough* no matter how bad *cough* things get?

```

7:32
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) yes! I remember!
(gwen) are they gonna get bad...

```

7:32
Nobody else wanted this username

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(molly) *small smile* *loud cough* keep...smiling....

```

7:33
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) *cries sadly and solemnly* bye molly...

```

7:34
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(molly) *a small gasp of air escapes Molly before he faces pales up and her hands go limp*

```

7:34
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) *holds molly* I'll always remember you always....

```

7:34
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *still distant, but coming closer* GWWWEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU????

```

7:36
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) HEY WE'RE ASHORE if I remember correctly last I saw them was *heads towards woods with everyone following*

```

(gwen) Poor girl
7:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *runs in front of Sammy, aimlessly running through the woods* Gwen!!! Gwen!!! Where are you???

```

7:37
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *picks up cody* calm down*

```

7:37
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) B-but... but Gwen is..,

```

7:37
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *excited* and here they... *more depressed* I mean they were, I mean she is

```

7:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) GWEN!!! *throws himself in her arms*

```

7:38
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) AH GET OFF!
(gwen) I'm holding someone-something

```

7:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Gwen, are you okay? Did something happen? Are you hurt? Where's Molly?

```

7:38
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) Uh well...

```

7:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *steps back, and sees Molly* Oh...  :(

```

7:39
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) maybe you should all stay away... maybe I want to be here for a while...

```

7:39
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(molly) X_X *Ded*

```

7:40
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) I'm sorry for your loss

```

(gwen) DON'T LIE YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER YOU NEVER EVEN GOT TO KNOW HER!
7:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) But Gwen.... We... We need to get out of here! We need to get to safety!

```

7:40
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) Then go!

```

7:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Gwen, I'm not leaving without you. If you need some time alone, fine. But I'm waiting for you.

```

7:41
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) Maybe I can live here I know how to take care of myself!

```

7:41
Nobody else wanted this username
hello Shovel, Molly is ded)
any questions?)
7:41
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) N-no! I'm not leaving you here! If you're staying here, I'm staying with you!

```

7:42
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) I can take care of myself not anyone else now GO!

```

7:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I'm not leaving. I won't get in your way, but nothing will make me leave here if you're not leaving with me!

```

7:43
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) gwen...

```

(gwen) I SAID GO

```
(max) pushing people away pure evil!

```

7:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Molly would want you to go on to live out your life to the fullest! Can you really do that here?

```

7:43
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) So does that mean I should do that to you

```

(max) No Henchman!

```
(gwen) YES JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I ALWAYS LOVED PLACES LIKE THIS NOW DESTROYED

```

7:45
Shovel Night
(Molly is what now?)
7:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Gwen, you're upset, it's okay, but you're not thinking clearly here. Do you really think Molly would want you to live the rest of your life as some reclusive castaway on some dangerous island?

```

7:46
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) I loved places like that all the time... until... it was ruined

```

7:46
Nobody else wanted this username
yes molly is dead)
her old canerous bones croaked)
7:46
Shovel Night
(...)
(Shit.)
7:46
Nobody else wanted this username
sad)
7:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) ...  ;(
(Bridgette) Gwen, what were Molly's last words to you?

```

7:47
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) by...

```

7:47
Shovel Night
(Has Scarlett reacted?)
7:47
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) keep smiling

```

7:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(No. A lot of people haven't. Mostly solemn silence.)

```
(Bridgette) I guessed she'd say something like that.

```

7:48
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) she was nothing like me but so perfect at the same time

```

7:48
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) *tearing up a lot and walks off*

```

7:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) You want to carry out her passing wish?

```

7:48
Superdawnfan
(Shawn said he was sorry for your loss but gwen got pissed said he had nothing to do stop lying)

```
(gwen) well

```

7:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) How are you gonna keep smiling if you're stranded in the very place you lost her? Mourning and grieving need to happen, but you also need to get past the loss. It's what she wants.

```

7:50
Shovel Night
(Bitch.)
7:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *wipes her eye and walks off with Scarlett*
(Harold) *stares solemnly at the ground*

```

7:52
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) *stops in the middle of the woods and sits down, crying*

```

7:52
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) IT'LL BE EASIER IF I NEVER HURT AGAIN STAY ON MY DREAM ISLAND AND SPEAK TO HER EACH DAY

```

7:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *silently sits next to her*

```

7:53
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) *doesn't notice her*

```

7:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) That's not healthy Gwen! I know this is hard. No one can ask you to just say "Oh well." You need to grieve. But you can't give into despair. Have hope for the future! Be the beacon of hope that Molly was! Live the life she would want for you.
(Beth) *is about to say something, but nothing ends up coming out, and she just continues crying with Scarlett*

```

7:56
Shovel Night
(Scarlettl \*looks up, sees her, and screams a bit, then wipes her face, trying to look normal but not doing it well\* H-hi...

* (Scarlett)

7:56
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) shut it I doubt you had to suffer all your peace no war you don't care since you've been against it since you don't know how to handle it!

```

7:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *waves without a word*

```

7:57
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) you preach and preach but all you want is everyone to fake happiness get the hell away from me!

```

7:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) ...
(Bridgette) I wouldn't be so quick to judge.
(Bridgette) My dad died when I was 12. That wasn't easy to get through.

```

7:58
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) I... didn't notice you...

```

7:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) I saw that you were upset. Didn't think you should be alone.

```

8:00
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) *is about to deny it but her face changes back to obviously sad* Thank you... I usually don't like to show emotions to anyone so... I came out here...

```

8:00
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) I'm I'm sorry just it just happened Can I keep the body?! can we go take her to where she'd have wanted to be put when she died

```

8:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) *nods* She deserves a proper memorial.
(Beth) It's okay to show your feelings. We all have them. Doesn't make you any lesser for it.

```

8:01
Nobody else wanted this username
(asking to keep the body......bit........you know..............id think her PARENTS would want the body of their daughter back)
8:02
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Well, I think she means BRING the body with them)
8:02
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) She'd have wanted a cremation to avoid taxing her parents after she dies be less of a burden to them but if she were to get buried she did have a preference I'll pay it off
(gwen) I can't be the one to tell her parents though

```

8:03
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) *smiles* You won't have to. We'll all be there for her. In fact, I can tell her.
(Cody) *looks up at Gwen* S-so... you're coming back with us?

```

8:03
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) are you sure you want to do that bridgette? and are you sure gwen? you're emotionally broke right now
(gwen) *sighs* where else to go?

```

8:04
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) It's okay. I can handle it, Sammy.
(Cody) *hugs her, then stops and steps back* S-sorry...  :/

```

8:04
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) if the body wasn't an issue I'd not have said a thing but it's Molly and I care about her parents and what she'd have wanted

```

Nobody else wanted this username has left the chat.
8:05
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I know just I don't think we should make sudden decisions but

```

Nobody else wanted this username has joined the chat.
8:06
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) wait until after everyone is found until it's sunk in it might be a honor gwen might miss out on it might be too hard bridge I don't know

```

8:06
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) I think it's appropriate for Gwen you help with this. It's noble of her, and it'll help her too.

```

8:06
Nobody else wanted this username
Wonder how ol Jonesy will take to this)
8:07
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) It's something we have to try.

```

8:07
Superdawnfan
(lol gwen will stab him to death if he's alive and say it's her method of keeping smiling(
8:07
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Wait a minute... you guys came on canoes right?

```

8:08
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) yes

```

8:08
Nobody else wanted this username
And we. Both know he is)
8:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Some of us can escape on those. That'll help, since the plane will be hard for holding Molly with us.
(Harold) Gwen, I assume you'd want to be in the canoe with her?

```

8:10
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) well wait
(gwen) we need to make sure it's big enough to carry the other y'know TWENTY TWO BESIDES MOLLY AND I

```

8:11
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Harold ) There are two canoes here, right?

* (Harold)

8:11
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) only one
(gwen) sammy and bridge surfed here

```

8:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Oh yeah. So, you and one other person can canoe with Molly, and everyone else can ride the boat.

```

8:12
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) we can't be seperated again those in need of help were hurt and molly died long before due since she wasn't getting proper treatmetn

```

8:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Boat jet.

```

8:12
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) boat jet?
(sammy) long story

```

8:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I wasn't done with my idea, GOSH! I was gonna say ATTACH the canoe to the jet!

```

8:13
Superdawnfan

```
(Gwen) I refuse to have us seperate to badly again izzy and max may cut it or something

```

8:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) If the canoe is attached, we won't be separated.

```

8:15
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) but cut rope burned wood etc you know what izzy is capable of and I HATE those two right now if not for them molly may have gotten home safe recieved RIGHT treatment
(gwen) and what's worse is they knew what they were doing they were TRYING TO KILL US ALL

```

8:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) All the more reason not to put Max and Izzy in a canoe by themselves.

```

8:16
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) but near the canoe is my concern! I could easily y'know get lost!

```

8:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) You'll be ATTACHED to the jet boat!

```

8:16
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) due to you guys being stupid enough to leave those PSYCHOS on the boat
(gwen) how rope? cut log? burn cement? where the hell you gonna get that from etc

```

8:17
Nobody else wanted this username
(Doot just testin for lag)
8:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) There's a cable in the jet we can use.

```

8:18
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) and how so sure izzy and max won't destroy that they destroyed the jet!

```

8:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) We'll keep an eye on them.

```

8:18
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) I HEARD THAT PART
(gwen) yes because supervising them helped SO MUCH so far *rolls eyes*

```

Shovel Night has left the chat.
8:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) They were unsupervised when they blew up the jet.
(Harold) Since we've met up with them, they haven't done anything except be annoying!

```

Shovel Night has joined the chat.
8:20
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) not when they blew up the island!

```

8:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) That's because we WEREN'T keeping an eye on them!

```

8:20
Shovel Night
(Hi. Had to do something. Did Beth or Scarlett say anything?)
8:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Not for a while)
8:21
Shovel Night
(K good. Scarlett is the one that talked last then. Neat.)
8:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(No, Beth did)
8:21
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) chris and chef WERE
(chef) I'm a failure

```

8:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Chris would've blown us up himself if he got the chance.

```

(Beth responded to Scarlett saying she didn't like showing emotions with the following...)
8:23
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) he isn't THAT cruel he doesn't want to get sued! and he probably never will

```

8:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) It's okay to show your feelings. We all have them. Doesn't make you any lesser for it.
(Harold) He starved us in cages for weeks on end. |:/

```

8:24
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) fair but harold in charge *laughs*
(sammy) he isn't shawn bridge chef and I are

```

8:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold)  >:/
(Harold) No one is in charge here!

```

8:25
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) he's just been giving small ideas

```

8:25
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Well, it makes me feel lesser.

```

8:25
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) EVERYONE TIME TO GO!

```

8:25
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Since when was I in charge of anything?

```

8:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm giving suggestions to help us! You're clearly to stuck up to acknowledge that, because you can't handle me contributing because of your own inferiority complex!!! >:/
(Harold) We need someone in the canoe. The jet can't handle all of our weight.
(Beth) It shouldn't. It just makes you a person.  :)

```

8:27
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) EVERYONE ON BOARD!

```

8:28
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) *smiles* Alright. Thanks. *stands up* Let's head back.

```

8:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Two people need to go in the canoe! Even three people could.
(Beth) So, are we like, friends?
(Beth) I mean, we're not exactly enemies anymore.

```

8:31
Nobody else wanted this username
(And so it took Molly dying infront of everyone for them to stop being mad at each other)
(Lel)
8:31
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) I mean... I guess so.

```

8:31
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Hey, Gwen! D-do you wanna, you know, ride in the canoe?
(Beth) Or maybe we're just... frenemies?

```

8:31
Superdawnfan
(Well they were in a life death situation and nice the day before too but it took molly's death for beth to truly apologize)

```
(gwen) NO NOT YOU NOT RN

```

8:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) ...

```

8:32
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) if I can take someone can I take bridgette? and um Shawn I'm sorry

```

8:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) O-okay... I just... I just thought... I...  ;(

```

8:33
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Yeah. Sure. That sounds a bit more agreeable.
(Shawn) It's cool.

```

8:33
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(BEth) *smiles* Now let's get outta here, frenemy!  :)

```

8:33
Superdawnfan

```
(Izzy) Hey shawn!

```

8:34
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *sadly boards the jet*
(Bridgette) Yeah, I'll go with you Gwen.

```

8:34
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) shawn can you explain things to her you're the only one who truly communicates with her and izzy knowlege of you saved us a lot for one day

```

8:35
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I assume you'll want... her... with you?

```

8:35
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) I never even thought that'd be a talent!

```

8:35
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Hey, Izzy.
(Scarlett) *walks back up to the others*

```

8:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *following Scarlett*

```

8:36
Superdawnfan

```
(Izzy) Sorry Escope tried to blow you up that wasn't me it was escope I care about you and would never try to hurt you cheffie however...
(CHEF) NO I"VE HAD ENOUGH FOR TODAY *hops on jet and shoves izzy away(

```

8:37
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Chef! We need to take everyone with us!
(Beth) Don't you want to be a hero?

```

8:37
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) It's alright. I figured it was escope or explosivo.

```

8:37
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Be Izzy's hero.  :)

```

8:38
Superdawnfan

```
(Izzy) I didn't mean to have you go through so much trouble Escope agreed to be max's evil minion not Izzy Izzy would do most anything for shawn
(sammy) *hops on*

```

(gwen) \*hops on holding Molly's body&
8:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) You're lucky Shawn appreciate that you do that, Izzy. ;(
(Bridgette) *gets in the canoe with Gwen*
(Harold) *ties canoe to the back of the jet*

```

8:40
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) *lets out quick sobbing at the sight of it*

```

8:41
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Thanks, Izzy.

```

8:42
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) as izzy I really care about you shawn never meant someone crazy as me and you're fun to have around even if not crazy all the time we've done so much together and it was real fun
(izzy) most everyone else runs away from me after they've known me for a year you never did that

```

8:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *crying while watching Shawn and Izzy*

```

8:44
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *while paddling* what's wrong?

```

8:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Nothing.  ;(
(Cody) Have you... have you ever been in love with someone who didn't even like you?

```

8:45
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) you said you'd get to know me more this season and never talked to me again were you running?
(izzy) everyone thinks izzy is crazy and izzy is crazy crazy fun but not all the time

```

8:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) *puts her hand on Gwen's shoulder and smiles at her*

```

8:46
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) I never meant to hurt anyone

```

8:46
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Well... No... It's just that with all the grief and stuff this season kinda was my priority...
(Shawn) Sorry, Izzy. I can talk to you more outside of the game, though.

```

8:47
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) *hugs shawn* We can set chef's kitchen on fire like we used to but never did i mean to hurt anyone

```

Shovel Night has left the chat.
8:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) So, we still need to find Eva, Jo, Duncan, Rick, Amy, and Brick.

```

Shovel Night has joined the chat.
8:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Know what? I just remembered that Courtney and Jones are still on board.  :p

```

8:49
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) there's ryan and perry too

```

8:50
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Perry, Scott, Lindsay, Ryan, and more.

```

8:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Right, them too.

```

8:50
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) yeah while the jet was burning then we put it underwater

```

8:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) And that... one... other girl...

```

8:50
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) scott and amy don't matter
(gwen) JACLYN JESUS WE'VE HEARD HER NAMES A MILLION TIMES BY NOW!

```

8:50
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) They're people, too, Sammy.

```

8:50
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) yeah but if they were too die I wouldn't feel sorry for them

```

8:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) I know you're mad at them, but if you leave them to die, you're no better than them.

```

8:51
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) whoops that slipped

```

8:51
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) What Beth said.

```

8:51
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) why you two keep ganging up on ppl we thought you were worst enemies

```

8:51
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Just in-game.

```

8:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) We're frenemies.

```

8:52
Shovel Night

```
(Scarlett) Yeah.

```

8:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Oh, and there's Dave too.
(Harold) He was out so early that I don't even remember him.

```

8:53
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) ugh why did you have to get paired on a boat and then be saved from a life threatening sink on what may as well be the titanic then you had to watch a girl die jesus why make things so hard on everyone else with petty correcting no one cares about
(gwen) He was more memorable than Jacques!
(gwen) or Jannis was it?

```

8:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) I think it was Leshawna.
(Beth) Or maybe it was Harriet.
(Beth) Or Felicia.

```

8:55
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) I thought it was Bearita Grylls..

```

8:55
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) was it beatrice baudlaire?

```

8:55
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Okay, this is super weird, Shawn, but for some reason I used to think she was your girlfriend.  :/
(Bridgette) No clue why.

```

8:56
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) who?

```

8:56
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Really? That's odd.

```

8:56
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) who?!

```

8:56
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *depressed* Her name was Jasmine.

```

8:57
Shovel Night

```
(Shawn) Oh yeah.

```

8:57
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) that sounds off

```

8:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *shrugs*

```

8:58
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) bridge who were you talking about?! tell me or I set chef's fridge on fire soon as we can

```

8:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) It's... It's no one. Just Jasmine. She wasn't actually his girlfriend.

```

8:59
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) I wish I was sometimes we'd have way more fun together doing tons of traps and everything like we used to
(izzy) I mean uh you say you heard chef's fridge go's boom boom!

```

9:01
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Hey, Sammy. Think Gwen would miss me if I just hopped off the boat?

```

9:01
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) WHAT WHY?!

```

9:01
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) It's okay. I'm not gonna.
(Cody) But I doubt she'd care if I did.  :(

```

9:03
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) don't and she would care she's just hurting and when it came to her time with molly you did nothing but well interfere interrupt etc she's hurting right now she sees you as an obstacle bridge comforts her easier

```

9:03
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I was trying to help her!

```

9:03
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) just easier to relate she cares about you
(sammy) I know
(sammy) she's hurting give her time!

```

9:04
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I know. I'm not upset with her at all.

```

9:04
Superdawnfan

* Scene switches after I realized there are other ppl I forgot lol\*

9:05
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(That was kinda abrupt, but whatevs)
9:05
Superdawnfan

* shows perry and scott on the canoe they saw that was supposed to go to bridge and sammy\*

(it was but not much time and tbh this is a screen hogging scene that can make a movie itself lol)

```
(Scott) hahaha those suckers wasn't it great that I stole this boat for us

```

9:06
Shovel Night
(And you only have twenty four minutes to do it before i leave.)
9:06
Superdawnfan
(lol)
9:06
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) Uuuuhh huh.

```

9:06
Superdawnfan
(fair)

```
(scott) you're looking at me as if this was somehow wrong or your upset

```

9:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(I might actually have to go pretty soon)
9:08
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) Just wondering where Lindsay is. Nothing towards you.

```

9:09
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(In fact, I probably won't be able to stay until the end of this scene, and since I'm not in this scene, I might as well go now.)
9:09
Superdawnfan

```
(scott) is it that I stole from a girl I near murdered with no conscience of what I'm doing leaving linds behind and then rowed with you all the way here when even you were never this cruel?

```

9:09
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) Hm... yep that might be why.

```

9:09
Superdawnfan
(how long do you got cody we're doing short scenes that don't have half the cast now lol)
9:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(About twenty minutes, so maybe I can last, but if I do, I might have to leave at an abrupt moment)
(I guess I might as well stay for now though)
9:11
Superdawnfan
(yeah this will be over in around 20mins)

```
(Scott) What's wrong with that though perry? it's nothing THAT bad! I mean sure it's bad but who cares buh bye bridgette that nuisance will never see me again and I'll never be in jail since all witnesses are dead
(Scott) so what ppl saw it on tv? they weren't there who can take their opinion into account this is an awesome escape!

```

9:13
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) Yeah but you left my girlfriend behind.

```

9:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Wait, Lindsay was there?)
9:14
Superdawnfan

```
(scott) it's lindsay! the people who stayed were trying to defuse a bomb and debating who needs to stay and go as if they find her smart enough to do anything
(Scott) in bom defusing!

```

* bomb

9:15
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) You insulting my girlfriend's intelligence doesn't help.

```

9:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Who did Lindsay go with? Why was she there?)
9:15
Superdawnfan
(Aftermath host)
(I don't remember where she went though)
9:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(But A, it wasn't an aftermath, and B, she didn't interview anyone)
9:16
Superdawnfan
(she was at the party)
(she was invited as she helped in the show)
9:17
Shovel Night
(Ye)
9:18
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) I'm sorry but aren't you happy I chose to take you with me to stay alive

```

9:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Okay, I don't think we ever covered her leaving. Let's just say she left with Jo, Eva, and the likes.
9:18
Superdawnfan
(we could say she was on the island forgotten lol)
9:19
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) To be honest I'd be happier dying with her than being alive here with you but it's whatever.

```

9:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Or maybe she left with Chris and Chef, since she's a host too)
9:20
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) come on buddy I saved your life I didn't do anything to your girlfriend izzy did what makes you hate me so much?

```

9:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Anyways, I have to go now. If you get back to the big group, would you mind waiting until a later time?)
9:20
Superdawnfan
(alrighty sure)
9:20
Shovel Night
(Byen fren <3 )

* (Bye, fren <3 )

9:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(o/)
9:21
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) I never hurt sammy and acted as your ally

```

ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
9:21
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) You backstabbed me and I hold a grudge.

```

9:22
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) yeah but that was once and it was only pre-finale it was that well I never thought scar would beat the skill of a well real criminal
(scott) if I was outed I'd have rooted on you
(Scott) do you really think I'm completely repulsive in every way?

```

9:24
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) Well no. It's just... ugh... Sorry... I just already miss her. Had enough I had to go almost a whole season doing jackshit without her there.

```

9:24
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) we'll find her so long as we leave bridge to die idc

```

9:25
Shovel Night

```
(Perry) Alright.

```

9:28
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) hey I see a large amount of people nearby and is that... *looks into distance* looks familiar...
(Scott) Eva and Jaline I see them nearby! and land!

```

9:30
Shovel Night

* gets up, excited\* Is Lindsay there?

```
(Perry)

```

(To bed i must go.
Gn)
9:30
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) let's swim towards them and find out if they found anyone else if not more help helps
(stop) THIS EP IS ON PAUSE AGAIN  (Stop)

```

Superdawnfan
(STOP) RESUME (STOP)

* Scene switches to the first Dave and Ryan on canoes scene\*

2:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) *puts on hand sanitizer*

```

2:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) These paddles are so gross.  >:/

```

2:12
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) come on don't be so negative it's just a little rust

```

2:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Yeah. Rust that'll give you tetanus.
(Dave) Especially if you haven't had your shots.

```

2:13
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) Ok so what a few people got their hands on it just diry

```

* dirt

```
(ryan) well did you have your shots?

```

2:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Nope. I'm not going anywhere near needles.

```

2:14
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) why? scared they'll cause autism?
(ryan) those conspiracies are just since people coincidentally learned about it the same time they started doing it major issues giving kids measles

```

2:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) No. I just don't like having things stabbed into me.

```

2:16
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) that's ironic coming from your mouth if you get what I mean *shoulders dave and laughs*

```

2:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) ...
(Dave) Just keep rowing.

```

2:18
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) *rows* So how's life?

```

2:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) *shrugs*
(Dave) We're fleeing from an island expected to explode, so yeah....

```

2:19
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) why so careless don't ya realize we might live the rest of our lives together on some deserted island

```

2:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Just peachy.

```

2:20
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) oh ok!

```

2:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Just imagine my delight. |:/

```

2:20
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) isn't it exciting to be on an adventure?

```

2:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) *shrugs*

```

2:21
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) so
(ryan) Dave

```

2:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Yeah?

```

2:21
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) Should I collect some fish to eat?

```

2:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Eww! The fish in this lake are so unsanitary!
(Dave) You'd have to catch them, skin them, gut them, *shudders*

```

2:23
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) Well would you rather we starve to death or eat it and get over your compulsive fears

```

2:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) They're not compulsive! They're logical and precautionary!
(Dave) If we find land, we can get some berries or something.

```

2:24
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) Riiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhttt we skipped some berries before since you saw footsteps and we're afraid of germs!
(ryan) then we missed land before because you complained about the landscape does ANYTHING make you happy?!

```

2:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Right now, I can think of two things that would make me very happy.
(Dave) Cleanliness, and silence.

```

2:26
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) yep because you can't stand to hear someone else over your grand voice

```

2:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) If you've got stuff worth hearing, I'm all ears.

```

(STOP) PAUSE AGAIN (AGAIN)
Superdawnfan

* lols

```
(STOP) WE SHALL NOW RESUME  (STOP)

```

7:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Where'd we leave off? Still with Ryan and Dave?
(Oops)
7:24
Superdawnfan
(Yes but it switches each time we resume too)
7:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Oh okay. How'd the last scene end again? Or did it?)
7:25
Superdawnfan
(didn't really end was more of just a scene to remind us that they existed lols)
7:26
Ryantprewitt
(lol)
7:26
Superdawnfan

* The scene is at the cannon show's "playa de losers" featuring Jasmine and Eva\*

```
(Eva) *hitting a hole in one at golf course* Say Janette I could really get used to being here

```

7:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) It's Jasmine, y'know.

```

7:28
Superdawnfan

```
(Eva) so what? you have like 50 names Jaclyn how am I meant to remember them all?

```

7:29
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) *rolls her eyes* I feel loike everyone else moit be in daynga. Think we should look for'em?

```

(Pardon my awful Australian typing)
7:29
Ryantprewitt
(XD)
(It's fine)
7:30
Superdawnfan
(lols it's k at least you sound australian unlike that other dude lols)
7:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(What dude? :p )
7:31
Superdawnfan

```
(eva) I'm worried of course but what can we do the others chose their paths we chose ours? next thing you'll be saying we should see if Beth and Scarlett are working with each other not likely and not affecting us
(Eva) But hey look some are headed over here!

```

7:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(jasmine) As if those two are worken' togethah.
(Jasmine) Where?)

```

7:32
Superdawnfan

* perry and scott just landed at the dock\*

(Scott) \*tries running up to them and trips\*
7:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) Oh, great. It's you.  >:/

```

7:33
Superdawnfan

```
(Perry) *runs but more carefully and stands next to him*
(scott) I just- Exhaustion- Horror! oh... ugh *dazed*
(perry) what my friend is trying to say is

```

7:33
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) And you too. How'd you survive traveling with that creep, mate? @Perry

```

7:34
Superdawnfan

```
(perry) *hurriedly and excitedly* HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY

```

7:35
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(jasmine) I cahn't say I have. I think she took off with Chris. Moight be wrong though.

```

7:35
Superdawnfan

```
(Lindsay) *Walks in* I never would've abandoned you by choice and *gaps* PERRY EVERYONE YOU'RE ALL OK

```

7:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) I guess I stahnd corrected.

```

7:36
Superdawnfan

```
(Eva) wait she was here and never told us?!
(lindsay) You don't get it I was searching for you guys for help unlike chris and chef I'd never abandon you by choice

```

7:37
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) Well, thaynks fer that, mate.  :)

```

7:38
Superdawnfan

```
(lindsay) You see I stayed and searched but I had a contract they couldn't get sued and the other workers were worried and cared for me along with some former aftermath peanut gallery not competing
(Lindsay) They shoved me in this boat and drove me here
(lindsay) I'd never abandon you guys what's life without my friends
(lindsay) as much as friendship is more important than money you're 28 lives are much more important than my 9 ones
(Eva) Uh I think that math is a bit off

```

7:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(jasmine) Oi wasn't aware you were a cat.
(Jasmine) So, should we go look for the others?

```

7:42
Superdawnfan

```
(lindsay) Yeah I didn't know either until someone called me catty and my eyesight vision hearing and sound senses were good
(lindsay) Of course as a staff member I got my own boat!
(Scott) Great!
(perry) See she knows an Escape I told you she isn't stupid
(lindsay) I said I had a boat not I know how to drive it!

```

7:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(jasmine) I know how to droive a boat.

```

7:44
Superdawnfan

```
(lindsay) like a cruise ship?

```

7:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) Well, oi don't think it'd be that much different. Oi could figure et out.

```

7:45
Superdawnfan

```
(perry) I want my girl to be safe so we wait until we get someone educated here me *pulling jasmine by the collar threateningly*

```

* hear

```
(Scott) yeah what he said!
(perry) shut up

```

7:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) Sheesh. Alroight. If yer so worried, then we can have someone else drive.
(Jasmine) Anyone else know how to drive that thing?

```

7:49
Superdawnfan

* Scene switches to the larger group\*

(lols sorry bad timing kinda sent that late... lols)
7:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Ah well)

```
(Harold) Row the paddles in unison! You're doing it wrong, gosh!

```

7:50
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) We're still going somewhere aren't we?

```

7:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) With the way you're all rowing, that somewhere won't be anywhere good.

```

7:51
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) no need to insult those putting in their work!

```

7:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) It's called positive redirection. Gosh! Besides, you're one to talk!
(Bridgette) So Gwen, you feeling any better?

```

7:54
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I've done nothing but help! I know positive reaction and just being bossy! I know the difference
(gwen) yeah it was nice having you here *hugging bridgette*

```

7:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Apparently not. Besides, needlessly insulting me isn't helpful.  >:/
(Bridgette) I'm glad I could help.  :) *pats her back*

```

7:55
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) neither are you!

```

7:55
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm providing my much needed leadership. My superior nautical skills are invaluable.

```

7:56
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) you came up with the canoe decision and only attached it since gwen saw the error in your plan shawn comes up with the idea to make four side boats soon as we reached land to have us more contained!
(Sammy) I am a woman I have the maternal nature of a caretaker not the "mad skills" of going and pushing people off their limits!

```

7:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) You also have the maternal nature of being bossy.
(Harold) I'm lending my skills for the good of the group, but I don't expect you to understand that.

```

7:57
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) wow who was the one who saved YOUR life!

```

7:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I was the one who helped you off the plane!

```

7:58
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *conf* Ok so I'm the nice twin that doesn't make me less human and when there's someone who is childish bossy arrogant and gives more credit than due it's hard not to yell at him
(Sammy) I STAYED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE STAYED SAFE YOU LET THE THING POSSIBLY KILL JONES AND COURTNEY

```

7:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I could've landed the plane safely, but nooooo! You just HAD to be the hero.  >:/

```

7:59
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) I'VE BEEN BEING MEAN TO YOU SINCE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT ARGUE AND ENDANGER OTHERS SINCE YOU MEANT ME
(Sammy) THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU LAND THE PLANE DORIS!?
(shawn) Um sammy calm down

```

8:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Because you refused to give up your moment of glory!!!
(Harold) You're so obsessed with proving how selfless and heroic you are that you caused more damage than you fixed!

```

8:01
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) It's not my fault it caught fire I landed us safely it was shot before I did anything and I will not be called selfish for saving lives!

```

8:02
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Were YOU the valedictorian of Flying Steve's Flight Camp? No. You weren't.

```

8:03
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) how many things does this steve camp guy do? since I'm starting to think he's someone made up in your mind to compensate for your pathetic lack of talents as you went crazy since no one loved you!

```

8:03
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) You just refuse to give me any credit because your bias blinds you. I'm not saying I single-handedly saved everyone, but I'm still essential!

```

8:03
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *Conf* I think that I may have gone too far but can you blame me when he's treating me so crudely!

```

8:03
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'll have you know that Steve is a very respected and talented man! Insulting his honor is too far!
(Harold) Steve also tried to make this thing called Camp TV. That was his only unsuccessful endeavor.
(Harold) And I'm adored by many. I'm not desperate for admiration like you are.

```

8:06
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) THAT'S IT NEW AMY UGH *slaps Harold with paddle*

```

8:06
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Ow!  >:/

```

8:06
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) Um this is no time for paddle battles

```

8:06
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) You're lucky I'm enough of a gentleman to not fight a woman.

```

8:07
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) you better not be since we're the only three rowing I attached boats to the canoe and while I didn't send izzy and max off "evil doesn't save lives"

```

8:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) *conf* I might have insulted Sammy a little bit too harshly, but that's what happens when you deface my honor!
(Harold) Fine. Truce until we reach land?

```

8:09
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) fine!

```

8:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *huddled in one of the boats, whimpering quietly*

```

8:10
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) beth chef and scar got a boat connected to the canoe and cody his own boat behind them in the back

```

8:11
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Where'd you find the boats anyways?

```

8:12
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) survival skills learned them in case of a zombie apocalypse how can something swim without a brain?

```

8:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Impressive. Unorthodox, but impressive.

```

8:12
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Yep very
(Shawn) I know how to make a boat on the smallest bit of land

```

8:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *gets out of his boat and sits by them* Hey.  :(

```

8:13
Superdawnfan

```
(max) EVIL DOESN'T CONSTRUCT EVIL DESTROYS

```

8:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Evil destroys silence.

```

8:14
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) What is it live woms

```

8:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(?)
8:14
Superdawnfan

* Worm

```
(scarlett) actually all worms are live just not as developed as a human body

```

8:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Am I the worm?  :/

```

8:15
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) whatever Overgrown worm *
(scarlett) No cody I'm certain he's talking to the invisible man next to you

```

8:16
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *shrugs* I guess that's an accurate nickname. I'm about as insignificant as a worm.

```

8:16
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) yes a girl doesn't like you that much world ending

```

8:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) It's not that she doesn't like me.
(Cody) It's that I try so hard to help her, and in the end, I only make things worse for her.

```

8:17
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) that's not true

```

8:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I'm just of no use to her.

```

8:18
Superdawnfan

```
(scarlett) beth you're quiet

```

8:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Just tired. *yawns*
(Beth) We've been rowing foreeeever.

```

8:19
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) That's a statistical impossibity

```

8:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) It was a hyperbole.

```

8:19
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) But I'll work double if you wish while my strength may be in my mind
(Scarlett) I think I may carry a little extra weight

```

8:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) That's fine. I've still got energy to row.
(Cody) I just wish there was some way I could actually help Gwen somehow.
(Cody) I'm tired of being a burden to everyone.
(Cody) I need to start pulling my own weight... which isn't very much, but still.

```

8:22
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) maybe you should jump into the water then you'll never bug anyone again you'll be dead *chuckles*

```

8:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *sighs* You're probably right.  ;(

```

8:23
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) jesus seems like this is coming from someone who didn't take the advice his mom gave him yet chooses to preach it am I right beth?

```

8:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Yeah.... Wait, how do you know what Cody's mom told him?

```

8:24
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) I was talking about chef
(Scarlett) really are tired aren't you?

```

8:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Ohhhhhh. I get it know. *starts laughing, first just a little, then uncontrollably*

```

8:26
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) SHUT IT MAGGOTS!

```

8:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Do you think if I went and apologized to Gwen, she'd be less mad at me?

```

8:28
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) who's that I see ahead?

```

8:29
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) It looks like... *squinting*
(Harold) *shrugs*

```

8:29
Superdawnfan

* Scene switches to log boat with amy and brick\*

```
(Amy) UGH THIS IS TAKING FOREVER

```

8:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) Not to worry. I think we should be arriving at land soon.

```

8:31
Superdawnfan

```
(amy) faster! I'm already letting you paddle for me what more do you need as incentive?!

```

8:31
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) Yes, Ma'am! *rows faster*
(Brick) *conf* I was a pro on the rowing machine back in cadet training. This is my strong suit!

```

8:32
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) wait is that?! STEER THE OTHER DIRECTION!

```

8:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) *panting* Y... yes... ma'am...

```

8:32
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) Go to other land I don't want to see who that is over there it's that cruel woman who cuffed!
(Amy) you want me to be safe don't you?!

```

8:33
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) *panting* Uh... uh huh...

```

8:34
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) hey I see some other idiots from the show!

```

8:36
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) So brick I see a different two to steer in the direction of!

```

8:37
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) *unintelligible response*
(Brick) *conf* Okay, so it's been a while since I hit the rowing machine.

```

8:39
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) we almost reached them and
(Amy) oh no!

```

8:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) *collapses with exhaustion*

```

8:39
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) uh turn back they know Who I I mean UGH
(amy) no don't pass out on me don't!

```

8:41
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) *gets back up* Y-yes... ma'am...

```

8:43
Superdawnfan

* their canoe crashes into ryan and daves\*

8:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) *scream* What the heck are you doing?

```

8:44
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) Uh nothing!
(Amy) this was an accident!

```

8:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Try not to be so careless next time, huh?

```

8:46
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) I'm just a poor innocent lady! exqueeze me?!

```

8:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) *rolls his eyes*

```

8:47
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) what you're acting like that isn't the truth?!
(ryan) yeah dave! I'm sure she's a very nice lady!

```

8:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Yep, of course she is. |:/
(Dave) Whatever, it doesn't matter.
(Dave) So, do you guys know where we are?

```

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8:49
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) Nope! all I know is there's not much room for you two to be here!
(ryan) there seems to be just enough room for 4 or 5 in there
(ryan) and we need to be more connected

```

8:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Uh, I think two is plenty. It's more crowded than I'd like as is.

```

8:51
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) I mean in her boat!

```

8:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Uh, yeah, no.

```

8:51
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) we have a simple canoe!
(Amy) yeah it's best we seperate what do you say brick
(ryan) you can't just leave us alone to die!

```

8:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Here, how about this. Ryan, Brick, and I can take the boat, and Amy can take the canoe!

```

8:52
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) and we need all the help we can get!
(Amy) haha very funny

```

8:53
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) Leave no man... or woman... behind!
(Brick) We should all stick together.

```

8:54
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) *pulls out yarn string* But we can tie this together in case of more

```

8:55
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Why the heck do you have yarn?

```

8:56
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) Um duh? *points to self*

```

8:56
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Oh yeah. |:/
(Dave) Okay, but still, yarn isn't strong enough to hold boats together.

```

8:58
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) maybe not a simple ball but a mass of string!
(Amy) But does anyone know how to tie rope here you'd just destroy it and I don't want to mess with my dainty fingers

```

9:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) As a cadet, I know tons of different effective knots!

```

9:03
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) *hands brick sting*

```

9:04
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) *ties the boats together super duper tight*

```

9:04
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) great can we get going faster now!

```

9:06
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Yay. Great. Just make sure Amy doesn't cut the rope and leave us to die.  >:/

```

9:06
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) would I ever *fake shock*

```

9:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Probably for the same reason you physically and emotionally abuse your sister.
(Dave) Because you're a psychotic sadist with no soul.

```

9:08
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) Exxxqueezzzzze me?!

```

9:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) Yyyyep.

```

9:10
Superdawnfan

```
(ryan) hey I see some people in need up ahead!

```

* Scene switches to Jo and Duncan\*

```
(jo) I can't believe we ended up stranded on some rock since the monster chased us away

```

9:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) I could've taken that thing on.

```

9:12
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) then why'd you run from eva with me?
(jo) funny you call her thing too
(jo) No one sees her as human probably since she isn't one it's natural instinct to assume she isn't
(Jo) and look at who she's dating *laughs* harold of all people

```

9:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) She's only dating him because she wants dominance.

```

9:15
Superdawnfan

```
(Jo) true and hey what's that ahead!

```

9:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) *shrugs* Probably nothing too important.

```

9:16
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) well you're the one with the brilliant idea to live on this rock forever since you were scared of a girl!
(jo) Why should I listen to you wannabe?

```

9:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) I was not scared of anyone.
(Duncan) Startled. Intimidated at worst, but I do not get scared. Got it? >:(

```

9:17
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) yeah right *careless* I'm way more better at holding things in than you
(jo) hey wait it's some of the others maybe they could save us or at least if one escapes the other dies which I hope is the case you're the one stranded here forever not scared right? *teasing just to piss him off*

```

9:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) *sarcastic* Shaking in my boots. Wanna see? I wouldn't mind giving you a close-up view of them! *gesturing to his legs, making a kicking motion*

```

9:20
Superdawnfan

```
(Jo) What? Scared to fight loser?

```

9:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) Wanna find out? >:)

```

9:21
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) bring it

```

9:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) Oh, it's on!

```

9:23
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) then why no attack yet? scared to hit a lady?

```

9:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) I was never a fan of taking the first move.

```

9:24
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) oh so you like getting beat *swiftly sweep kicks him*
(jo) *punches face directly in teeth*

```

9:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) Oh, we're playing dirty, are we?
(Duncan) Just the way I like it! >:)
(Duncan) *punches her in the chest because he's a hormonal teenage guy*

```

9:27
Superdawnfan
(lols)

```
(Jo) what the hell you jackass?! *doesn't catch herself slight in shock and falls in water*

```

* the log boat with canoe attached arrives\*

9:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) My bad. >:)

```

9:28
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) Oh Duncan you're here and hmm *Searches* I see no one else wanna join us on our search mission!

```

9:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave)  :| What did we just walk in on?
(Duncan) Sure. What the heck? You losers could use some leadership.

```

9:29
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) I thought we weren't bringing along everyone we see!

```

9:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) Like I said before. Never leave a man behind!

```

9:30
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) UGH FINE MAKE IT FAST!
(Amy) just hop on!

```

9:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) *gets on*

```

9:31
Superdawnfan

```
(amy) I see someone knows how to take orders and be a good boy!
(ryan) don't treat people like animals!

```

(Amy) you have no room to talk!
(ryan) oh right forgot

```
(Amy) NOW FASTER UGH I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM HERE!
(ryan) *Starts rowing*

```

9:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) *starts rowing*

```

9:33
Superdawnfan

* After boat and canoe leaves\*

(Jo) Wait Did he just? OH NO HE DIDN'T NO ONE LEAVES ME BEHIND! I SWEAR MY REVENGE! I"ll GET YOU FOR THIS!

* Scene swaps to the larger group as there is only 3 groups and 2 ppl left behind sure you can distinguish who I'm talking about\*

9:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Anyone see anyone else yet?

```

9:37
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) well our look out *meaning harold* is the one doing that work and soon as we put him in charge of it we stopped finding people
(Sammy) what a coincedence?!

```

9:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I can't find people if there aren't any people out there!

```

9:38
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) there's 14 of us there's supposed to be 26!

```

9:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Besides, you were the one who decided to put me on lookout, despite me warning you that long-distance vision is not one of my strength!

```

9:39
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) well neither was physicality! what were you supposed to do?! nothing just lay there?!
(sammy) Lemme look back!
(Sammy) wait when we were leaving boney island and saw that fancy island
(Sammy) when we were in those quarters I think I see someone and that's because someone wasn't doing their job!
(sammy) we need to steer this thing the other way!

```

9:42
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm not even going to argue, because unlike some people, I stay true to my word when I agree to a truce!

```

9:42
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) I was staying true to my word any insult was as subtle as your some people

```

9:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Subtle insults still count!

```

9:43
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) can we just you know be friends we near died together and you two loathe each other can we you know talk this out

```

9:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm not opposed to that, but not if Sammy continues to deface my honor!

```

9:45
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) Desperate for love I HATE YOU NOW WE'LL SOLVE THIS ON THE ISLAND I WANTED TO TALK THINGS OUT YOU KEPT ATTACKING ME AS I ATTACKED YOU BUT NEVER DID YOU GET HYPOCRISY OR THINGS SAID UNDER STRESS
(Sammy) UNLIKE ME YOU ALWAYS MEANT IT SO SHUT UP AND YOU SUBTLY INSULTED ME AS MUCH AS I DID YOU

```

9:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I will not stand to be called a hypocrite when you yourself are being one!

```

9:46
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS CHILDISH DON"T YOU UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU"VE STOOPED YOUR LOWEST AND HURT SOMEONE SINCE YOU WERE MAD

```

9:47
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Good question! Do you?

```

9:47
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *slaps harold*

```

9:47
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) GOSH!

```

9:48
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) STOP IT BOTH OF YOU

```

9:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I used to sympathize with you with your Amy situation, but you're hardly better... SAMEY!  >:/

```

9:48
Superdawnfan

```
(Gwen) Don't you two understand
(Sammy) shut up doris you're parents only named you that since they always wanted a girl and you were the closest they could get!
(gwen) both of you have small life spans you saved people but all you do all that's done

```

9:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) That's actually totally false, especially considering the fact that I do have a sister.

```

9:49
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) you're making a life worse that'll soon be gone so stop fighting

```

9:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm just defending my honor. I'm not gonna stand here and be insulted anymore though.

```

9:50
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) no childish bickering is needed you're only making things harder on each others lives and ruining what could be good moments in your hearts don't you understand someone died in front of us?!

```

9:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) ...

```

9:52
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) not us me you just saw the body... it's not important...
(Sammy) no it's important...
(shawn) this feels awkward

```

9:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Well, for what it's worth, I may have gone a little overboard. In return for yours as well, I offer my apologies.

```

9:54
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I'm sorry too I mean a death can't hold fighting forever but at the same time that trauma knowing something so bad can happen to someone
(Sammy) *hugs harold*

```

9:55
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I have a girlfriend.

```

9:55
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) not what I meant by that hug lols
(Sammy) not my type I'm not going to endlessly insult you I will admit we might still have conflict but we should at least try to work together for as long as everyone might die young here just until we're safe

```

9:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Well said.

```

9:57
Superdawnfan

* they run next to the rock Jo was on\*

```
(Jo) wait so all you all are still alive?
(sammy) Yes for now *worriedly*

```

9:59
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) What are you doing here?

```

10:00
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) Well I ran away from the emotion on drugs and then got abandoned by the delienquent
(jo) shoved me in the water then left without me
(jo) can you believe that?!

```

10:02
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Yes, I actually can.

```

10:03
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) well shawn and I steered here to save you
(Sammy) chef was a great help at a rescue mission at first until he nearly killed us all
(Chef) IT WAS TO SAVE YOU AND THOSE PEOPLE FROM IZZY
(sammy) I Stopped him from killing us all and then we steered everywhere searching for the others
(Jo) *climbs on* where do I sit?

```

10:06
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) There's extra room in Cody's boat.

```

10:07
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) somewhere more front sit in the middle boat not on the jet first boat and cody get off and get into your own boat then decide who is the physically weakest who should move down
(Scarlett) well chef isn't the physically weakest but he's not the most helpful

```

(Chef) HEY!
10:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I think Cody's probably the least physically able, no offense to him.

```

(Cody) \*from his boat\* None taken. Trust me, I already know.
10:08
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) he just sits here mopes then tries to act tough afterwards!
(Sammy) I know I meant besides cody
(sammy) so cody and chef you two are sitting in the back

```

10:09
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Can I sit with someone else?

```

10:09
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) it's for the good of the group unless you want to swap places with harold for look out

```

10:09
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I don't really want to be with someone who suggested I kill myself.  :/

```

10:10
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) If that's ok with harold that is I mean

```

10:11
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I would say I'm not the weakest after Cody. Besides, I'm not sure pairing the less able people together is wise.

```

10:12
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) true but the back boat holds no weight and you're eyesight you do need a break
(sammy) I'm physically weak but paired with shawn etc it's just the back boat doing nothing and if it's for the best and your vision is bad don't wanna strain it and we may need cody compromise

```

10:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) That's fair. I'll go in the back with Chef, and Cody can come up here.
(Cody) Sure.

```

10:14
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) i sure hope everyone else is alright

```

* meanwhile in the log scene arriving at "playa de losers"\*

(Ryan) Hey we've reached land! Sweet land!

```
(Amy) can you carry me to make I don't strain myself and walk out the wrong way!

```

* make sure

10:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Brick) Yes, Ma'am!
(Dave) *sighs* You're enabling her, you know.

```

10:18
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) whatever do you mean?

```

10:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Dave) He's allowing you to be a brat.

```

10:21
Superdawnfan

```
(Amy) what?! I'm surprised at you! Duncan defend me!
(Amy) I mean if you want some of this that is *kisses duncan*

```

10:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) ...  :D
(Duncan) Lay off, loser.
(Dave) *rolls eyes* Whatever.
(Duncan) *grabs Dave's collar* So you're "whatever-ing" me now?

```

10:23
Superdawnfan

```
(Ryan) hey look our friends!

```

(Amy) I think you mean "your" friends

```
(lindsay) hey everybody how'd you get here
(scott) Um linds the boat is RIGHT there

```

10:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) Well, looks loike we didn't need to look very haurd.

```

10:25
Superdawnfan

```
(perry) Well I did for you guys didn't care about the rest but uh good for you I guess?
(Eva) wait do you guys know if harold is ok?!

```

(ryan) how are we supposed to know?! none of us were from the bomb defusing group
10:26
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Jasmine) We were going to. We just haven't found someone who knows how to droive Lindsay's boat.
(Duncan) Eh, the dweeb's probably dead by now.

```

10:27
Superdawnfan

```
(Lindsay) OOH MAYBE CHEF COULD DRIVE
(Eva) Lindsay
(eva) there's just one flaw in that plan
(Eva) HE ISN'T HERE!
(lindsay) Ohhh RIGHT I forgot

```

10:31
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(I have to go to bed soon)
10:32
Superdawnfan
(lols k I'll just have another scene and end it)
10:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Okay.
10:33
Superdawnfan

```
(Perry) none of you dare insult her!

```

10:34
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) *looking slightly below her head* Wasn't planning on it! |:]

```

10:34
Superdawnfan

```
(perry) I'll drive! I got this and according to the cameras rick was left on the island we pick him up then search for the rest only since it's important to her everyone understand?
(perry) *Pushes Duncan* Back off

```

10:35
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Duncan) Sure thing.

```

10:36
Superdawnfan

```
(Perry) So everyone jump in and we'll drive
(STOP) FINAL PAUSE  (Stop)

```

6:47
Superdawnfan

```
(Stop) RESUME  (Stop)

```

* chef is received just getting a call(on a walky talky) very panicked and excited confusing on if he's happy or upset\*

```
(gwen) what's going on over there?!
(chef) *Runs in these same motions constantly screaming unintelligibly*

```

6:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) *grabs his shoulders* Easy there. Deep breaths.

```

6:53
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) SHUT IT REAL LIFE STUFFED ANIMAL!
(chef) I ain't gonna let you tell me what to do!
(chef) If I wanna be calm I'll be calm! *up in her face* GOT IT MAGGOT!

```

6:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Uh, y-yeah, sure...

```

6:55
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Now I'mma be calm as my own choice to announce news
(chef) the good news is your friends Lindsay Perry Rick Scott etc they've all been found *grumbling under breath* even rick

```

6:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) That's good!

```

6:57
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) they tried to search for you but the bad news is the rescue team kept em contained instead of let em search for us and we're lost here in the middle of the ocean

```

6:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I have wicked navigation skills. I can figure out which way is north, south, east, west, northeast, southeast, northwest, or southwest.

```

6:59
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) that's true but we need to know our coordinates and which island next we all knew those before harold unless you're max and izzy
(max) stop with the witchcraft evil education words! there's only so much evil to go around!

```

7:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I need no coordinates. Not yet, at least. We will later though. Right now, we can figure out our directional positioning.
(Harold) Does anyone have a watch on them?

```

7:01
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) Directioned pastationing? is that a edible movie about the lasagna apocalypse?!

```

7:02
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I said, POSITIONING, gosh!

```

7:02
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) to be fair to izzy it sounds like pastationing

```

7:03
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Well Shawn, "positioning" has a "Poh" sound. "Pastationing" has a "Pah" sound. The two are scarcely connected.

```

7:04
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Um the jet wasn't built for this and if we don't start swapping positions soon it'll drown
(Shawn) jesus sorry for defending a friend
(shawn) you don't need to be so uptight about it poh and pah sound alike

```

7:07
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm not saying you were wrong to defend her. That is an honorable and commendable act. I'm just educating you.  :)

```

7:07
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) *Rolls eyes* yes oh wise one it truly was an amazing lesson
(shawn) &  (sammy) *jump across switching boats*

```

(chef) \*does the vice versa\*

```
(Sammy) CODY HAROLD QUICKER!

```

7:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Huh?

```

7:10
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) AH YOU JUMPED ON MY HEAD OW THAT HURT MORE UGH *rubbing head in pain

```

7:11
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *gasps* Hang on, Gwen! I'm coming! *jumps to her boat*
(Cody) Are you okay? Do you need ice?

```

7:11
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) we need the boats swapped! Now the jet will drown if we don't switch the method to be pulling the jet it wasn't meant as a flotation device now that it's more and more destroyed we need this swapped or some of us might die!
(Gwen) I'm fine and where do you find Ice in the middle of the ocean
(Izzy) *meanwhile unsupervised* I heard opposites attract!

```

7:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I always have an ice pack with me.
(Cody) Just in case I get beat up or something.
(Cody) *pulls an ice pack out of his pants*

```

7:13
Superdawnfan

```
(max) ah yes save ourselves don't tell them fool! We need to make this evil plan successful and yes everyone knows fire attracts ice opposites attract it's sciencey and stuff duh!
(izzy) *takes out flints and makes fire on the jet*
(shawn) IZZY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
(Izzy) it's not izzy it explosivo going boom booM!

```

7:14
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Uh oh! She's gonna kill us all! We need to escape while we can! *@Gwen*

```

7:15
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) and leave molly and bridge? No way

```

7:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) I never said not to take them.

```

7:16
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) We need to *paddles fastly with sammy*

```

(sammy) wait that's it the island isn't too far from here! it has cameras we'll be found if the bomb was truly shut down!

* a new jet comes in and a ladder falls down\*

(Perry) EVERYONE GRAB ONTO THE ROPE THE FIRE CAUGHT OUR ATTENTION NO ONE CLIMB IN NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL OF YOU BUT EACH ONE OF YOU CLIMB AND HOLD AS LITTLE SPACE AS YOU CAN! YOU'LL THEN BE SAFE!

```
(sammy) we need to do this wisely shortest to tallest!

```

7:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

* all look at Max\*

```
(Cody) Heheh, I'm actually taller than some people.

```

7:20
Superdawnfan

```
(max) YOU BAFOONS YOU LET A BIG STRONG EVIL MAN TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE HE CAN *climbs all the way up* HUH WHY IS THIS SO LITTLE IS THIS THING BROKEN *starts shaking it*
(sammy) next up! cody!

```

7:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Wait! I'm taller than Beth!

```

7:22
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) fine beth!

```

7:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *climbs up ladder* This thing is really high up!
(Cody) H-h-high...?  :/

```

7:24
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) DO IT CODY FOR GWEN'S OWN GOOD!

```

7:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Y-yeah... okay... *deep breath*
(Cody) *climbs up the ladder*

```

7:25
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) screw your rules I'm saving myself *climbs up*
(sammy) I'm not to tall but you're lives are more valubule than mine BRIDGETTE!

```

7:27
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) No, Sammy, it's okay. I'm not really in any huge danger. Besides, I'm good in water, so if it sinks, I'll be fine.

```

7:28
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Izzy might kill the people on there and cut the rope we don't know her and Gwen is well carrying a dead body!
(Scarlett) Oh for the love of god *climbs up*
(shawn) *climbs up*

```

7:29
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Gwen, need my help with Molly?

```

7:29
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) harold you're not that tall but scar and shawn are stronger and smarter more likely to survive
(gwen) No it's fine
(sammy) but gwen bridge and izzy won't get on until you do
(Sammy) *climbs up*

```

7:31
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Actually, I am quite tall. And as I've said, I'm pretty sure I'm stronger than Scarlett. *climbs up anyways*

```

7:31
Superdawnfan

```
(perry) WHOA ENOUGH WEIGHT

```

* the jet flies to the island in a hurry but comes back after most dropping everyone\*
* the jet flies back\*

(perry) HURRY UP YOU 4!
7:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Come on, let's go!
(Bridgette) *climbs up*

```

7:33
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) *climbs up* I'm not let's I'm escope max's evil minion!

```

7:34
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Gwen, come on!

```

7:35
Superdawnfan

```
(Gwen) OK *holds rope with one hand and mollys body with another*
(izzy) ESCOPE WILL NOW FOLLOW THROUGH MAX'S EVIIIL PLAN!
(izzy) *pulls out scissors dramatically*

```

7:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Izzy, what are you doing? :o

```

7:39
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) *snips a piece of bridges hair and throws it away* Destroying others belongings and appearances and stealling is eviilllll oh also gwen he told me murder is to like if I were to snip snip
(Gwen) wait what?!
(Molly) *lies in gwens hands dead*

```

7:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) Izzy, stop this! *grabs her*

```

7:40
Superdawnfan

* the jet flies em back to safety\*

```
(izzy) It's escope thank you very much!
(gwen)  (Molly)  (Izzy) *All fall on island*

```

7:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(COdy) GWEN! *jumps down*

```

7:43
Superdawnfan

* the jet flies away\*

(chef) HEY LEAVE ME HERE DESERTED! I can't believe you!

```
(sammy) don't you see we're on the island with cameras! We're saved!

```

(thought they'd be more loud about finally being safe lols)
7:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Oh, whoops. Gt a little distracted

```
(HarolD) LAND! *kisses the ground*
(Harold) *continues kissing the ground, then looks up at everyone* Don't tell Eva I did this.

```

7:50
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) yes kiss the grounf not gross at all
(Sammy) *slightly laughs and covers her mouth* sure *chuckles* won't tell

```

7:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Gwen! Gwen, are you okay!

```

7:52
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) Yeah I'm fine
(gwen) just hurt a little but nothing out of my usual HEIGHT of amusement

```

7:53
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) It's okay! I'll take care of you!

```

7:54
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) *looks at molly sadly* Cody I don't need that I can take care of myself if you never learn to live without you become dependent and lose a lot
(gwen) But maybe a bit of emotional support *looks to bridgette*

```

7:55
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Okay then. If that's what you want.  :( *walks away*

```

7:55
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Come on cody don't feel bad there's tons of girls out there

```

7:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Well, they aren't Gwen.  :(

```

7:59
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) yeah but
(chef) HEY GUYS I HAVE SOMETHING TO ANNOUNCE THE RESCUE PARTY WILL BE HERE SOON!

```

8:01
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Yay!!!  :D

```

8:02
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) and since all of you near saved me I will offer you all a great sum of money!
(sammy) Wait? like for reals?! I'll take it! finally a chance to move away from my sister!

```

8:04
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I can buy another num-yo!

```

8:04
Superdawnfan

```
(Shawn) I guess if it's for free there's no harm
(scarlett) alrighty I know there's something fishy but I'll join you in beth?

```

8:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) I don't see why not!

```

8:10
Superdawnfan

```
(max) OH yes more evil

```

(izzy) and escope gets a chance for once!

```
(chef) NO NOT YOU TWO I ABSOLUTELY PROHIBIT IT!
(Scarlett) but chef they saved your life you were caught on camera
(chef) FINE WHO CARES?!
(scarlett) well you wish to be the most popular host and to do better than chris right?
(chef) well yes
(scarlett) and izzy and max saved everyone getting them more appreciation right?
(chef) Duh
(scarlett) and you don't want to be fired from this job to go back to jail
(chef) where are you getting at maggot?!
(scarlett) making a false promise to the audience they all want to losing your job since you didn't know the audience favorites or when you're running and not may cause you to get fired and go back you realize that?
(chef) *almost faints then catches himself* AUDIENCE FAVORITES?!

```

(chef) \*conf\* Well I can't lose so much but can't be with izzy so \*chuckles\* I'll make her life a living hell

```
(chef) FINE THEY COMPETE TOO

```

8:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Compete?

```

8:22
Superdawnfan

```
(Shawn) compete?! I thought you said it was for free
(chef) I did until I realized I offered prize money and you all agreed except a few of you so what do you say!

```

8:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Sure!

```

8:24
Superdawnfan

```
(Gwen) Um no thanks

```

8:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *conf* Another shot at competing with Gwen? Yes, please!
(Cody) *conf* ..................
(Cody) N-never mind. I don't really want to actually.  (content)

```

8:25
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) I'd love to join now but there are more important things to do then beat these losers again. Then again I was cheated the first time I'll think about it!
(chef) Fine blondie *to bridgette*

```

8:27
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Bridgette) I'm not sure. I could use the money, but I don't know if I wanna risk a season with Scott again. Can I get back to you on that?

```

8:27
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Sure... of course you can "get back on that"
(chef) and sure cody you won't need to join *mumbles* for now

```

8:29
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Okay. Can we still watch from that Aftermath show?

```

8:30
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO IN FACT I MAY EVEN LET YOU SEE SOME OF IT LIVE!

```

8:31
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Oh, cool!

```

8:32
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) say I need a bigger cast 7 would be the shortest season ever well we're gonna find scott sack him and then lindsay and perry have a contract tying em to the show
(chef) it seems to be a running trend for the aftermath host to switch each season we can make linds compete then we'll find a few other veterans not from this season like say 6 and a few rejected auditions I liked and for fun those who I wanna rejeect again since they'll stand on or be pushed off a tower... teach em a real man... teach em who's in charge and who fails in the war! *maniacal laughs*
(shawn) Ummm does anyone else notice chef seems kinda off and scarier today?
(sammy) yeah didn't we just like um save his life?

```

8:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Kinda glad we're not in this season, huh Gwen?

```

8:39
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) yeah I guess
(chef) you still get a tower view goth chick unless you change your mind
(gwen) *sighs and rolls eyes* I'm not anytime soon so bring it on murder me

```

8:41
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) Y-yeah! Me too!

```

8:42
Superdawnfan

```
(gwen) cody don't say that you might actually die
(chef) oh and just a couple of things you should know ahead of time

```

8:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) You don't need to worry about me!  (content)

```

8:43
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) ONE OR TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW AHEAD OF TIME
(chef) SALLY SCRAWNY KID YOU'RE BICKERING ANNOYED ME SO NO MATTER WHAT DECISION I'M PUNISHING YOU BY YOU TWO BEING ON THE SAME TEAM GOT IT?!

```

8:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) *shrugs* As long as she recognizes my leadership.

```

8:45
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) wait so you just assume place of leader?!

```

8:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(harold) I was born a leader!

```

8:49
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) wait deciding teams I haven't even made up my mind yet?!
(chef) I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MADE UP MINDS!

```

8:50
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Your logic is also flawed, Chef. If you are annoyed by our dispute, you shouldn't prolong it by uniting us by team.

```

8:50
Superdawnfan

```
(jo) BUT YOU DO FOR THROWING PPL OFF TOWERS FOR "FUN" isn't that an ORTHODOX
(Chef) SHUT IT YOU STUPID TEENS I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE REAL FUN JUST MIXING A LITTLE THING UP ANOTHER THING I CAN CONFIRM
(chef) BETH SCAR YOU ARE ALSO ON THE SAME TEAM!

```

9:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *shrugs* I'm guessing you'll want to be leader this time?

```

9:01
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) Well sure but I really was kind of a jerk about it last time
(Chef) and Shawn and Izzy I'm putting you on the same team to only keep her tame if izzy upsets me both of you are disqualified
(shawn) this is gonna be hard

```

9:01
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Well, I'm not gonna argue about that, but I think there could definitely be worse leaders out there. I won't fight you for it.

```

9:02
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) It's escope!
(chef) all follow me to learn the rest of your teammates meet the rest of you at the tower!
(Sammy) well it can't be that bad *walks with chef
(gwen) seeing as I have no other choice *walks with chef*
(Max) Don't forget the true eviilll to stir up the show
(izzy) and it's EVIIIIIIIILL MINION *laughs manically following*

```

9:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *follows Gwen*

```

9:13
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) wait up *follows*
(Scarlett) ah well *follows*

```

9:15
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) *follows*
(Bridgette) *shrugs and follows*
(Beth) *also follows*

```

9:16
Superdawnfan

```
(STOP) THE RESCUE MISSION HAS ENDED BUT THIS EP HAS PAUSED  (STOP)
(STOP) WE WILL NOW BEGIN  (STOP)

```

(Chef) first up we have

```
(Chef) Ulysseus

```

9:53
Nobody else wanted this username
a Man with dreadlocks and an Old World 13 Stars Flag Jacket steps up
Ulysseus "Ive learned a lot walking the roads of life....how one man can change history.....let me change it"
9:53
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Ugh Next *pushes Ulysseus off*

```

9:54
Nobody else wanted this username
Ulysseus "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH \*distant splash\*
9:54
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) He bored me already MARY SUE!

```

(gotta love that one lols)
9:54
Nobody else wanted this username
Mary Sue "HIIIIIIIII!!!! Im uber perfect and everyone LOVES ME and im good at EVERYTHING and my mother her perfect purple prosy eyes and blah blah and this one time-"
9:55
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NEXT *pushes her off*

```

9:55
Nobody else wanted this username
Mary Sue "YOU CANT REJECT MEEEEE...IM PERFE \*Distant Splash\*"
(you guys can leave quick comments about each of the Fodder Rejects like this if you want)
9:56
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NEXT LINDSAY!

```

(ok)
9:56
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Hiiiii!
(Lindsay) Oh my gosh! You've gotten a lot taller since last time I was here...
(Lindsay) And a lot... blacker.

```

9:57
Nobody else wanted this username
(that sounds kinda racist. lols)
9:57
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) well considering I require you to be on the show go over there *points to a strangle tube*

```

9:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Acknowledging that someone is black isn't racist)
(And Lindsay's confused because she thinks it should be Chris)
9:57
Nobody else wanted this username
(but calling them black-er.....its kinda racist but kinda funny to im just saying)
9:57
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(It's really not racist at all)
9:57
Nobody else wanted this username
(not complaining; just sayin)
9:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(If I say DJ is more black than Geoff, is that racist? I'm not treating them any differently. :p )
9:58
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) IT"S ME CHEF HATCHET!

```

9:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Then, where's that other guy?

```

9:58
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NOW GO OVER THERE!

```

9:58
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Okay!  :)

```

9:59
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Yes I know she may be screaming but it's just a harmless chute

```

9:59
Ryantprewitt
(I
9:59
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) Next LILA!

```

9:59
Nobody else wanted this username
(idk it just sounded a bit weird. Nothing big)
a peppy woman steps up
9:59
Ryantprewitt
(I got shouted out by TotalDramaNoahh)
10:00
Nobody else wanted this username
Lila "Did you know that every year...over 5,000 Pandas are shot by poaches? \*somberly\* with the money I could earn from this....those pandas wouldnt get shot...."
10:00
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) aw da poor bay bay animal abuse and wants to be a rootable hero I've seen your kind making woman out of men *picks her up and throws her from tower*

```

10:02
Nobody else wanted this username
Lila "YOU'VE KILLED THOSE PANDAAAAAAAAAAS... \*distant splash\*"
10:03
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NEXT WE HAVE ZOEY
(zoey) AHHH DON'T HURT ME!
(chef) I wasn't planning on it...

```

(Zoey) GOOD I JUST wanted to make friends I'm so relieved just so lonely and depressed and no one's there thanks for empthy
(chef) EMPATHY yet...
(Zoey) huh?!
(chef) go down that tube
(Zoey) OK... \*walks in and falls down chute\*

```
(chef) NEXT
(chef) WE HAVE RICK!

```

Ryantprewitt has left the chat.
10:06
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *chuckles maniacally*

```

10:06
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(rick) "Hey! How ya doing Chef?"
(Rick) : "....."
(Rick) : "....*Whispers to Chef* "Look; i dont wanna be here anymore. Jo's taken me home....can you just let me go?"

```

Ryantprewitt has joined the chat.
10:07
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Oh don't wanna be here anymore
(chef) just go
(chef) fine by me

```

10:08
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(rick) "Thanks! You were a good cook! *jumps off the tower voultarily* WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOO!!!!! *distant splash*

```

(and there goes the Cowboy)
(god speed Rick; god speed)
10:08
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) AND DON"T COME BACK!  (confused)
(chef) Gwen Courtney Jones all of you didn't want to come back but had to follow me here to get thrown off
(courtney) I'm pretty sure throwing people to their possible deaths is ILLEGAL!
(gwen) eh let's just get this overwith

```

10:09
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *in audience* Um, I'm not going back either, so why aren't you throwing me? And more importantly, DON'T HURT GWEN!

```

10:10
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *growls at gwen* quiet ones are never fun

```

10:10
Nobody else wanted this username
Jones "If im gonna fly; im gonna fly with dignity" \*defiantly jumps off by himself\*
Jones "FOLLOW ME, COURTTTYYYY!!!!!! \*Distant Splash\*
10:10
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) *throws courtney off*

```

(courtney) BUT OH GOD PLEASE BE OK I WILL SUE FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

```
(chef) Your turn gwen *pushes her off

```

(gwen) meh

```
(gwen) *falls carelessly*
(chef) NEXT! AUGUSTUS!

```

10:11
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Cody) *in audience* Gweeeenn! :o

```

10:11
Superdawnfan
(emoticons not there yet but will be soon for your OC's)
10:12
Nobody else wanted this username
a teenage boy with short, brown, messy hair and red, roman-esque tunic shirt and shorts walks up proudly
10:13
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) why should we choose you?!

```

10:14
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Salve my friend. I am Augustus. Affecinado and Knowledgeman of Ancient Roman History. From the early days against the Barbarians of Gaul, to the rule of Julis Caesar, to Nero watching the city burn, to the fall of the Empire...I know it all. The Culture. The Latin. The Politics, The Ideals. I know it Ad tueri historiae and I will take the knowledge ad victorium."

* he raises his fist in salutation: Caesar style\*

Augustus "For the glory of Ancient Rome"
10:14
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) FINE I GET IT I GET IT JUST GO DOWN THAT CHUTE IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP!

```

10:15
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Ave Romana! \*jumps into the chute\*"
10:16
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) JERICHO!

```

10:18
Nobody else wanted this username
The sky's cloud up a little in a large gray blanket....the winds blow a little..........some drizzles of rain starr to fall
walking up is a 30-ish man in a hawain print shirt with clean pants and a straw fedora; holding a candle in his hand with the hat covering his eyes as he looked down with one hand behind his back
10:20
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) So freak what do you want?!

```

10:21
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho "In the begining......there was nothin; man....no good...no evil......only Apostolian..............and one day....Apostolian saw to bring light to the world; to give it purpose; man...........and so he graved the world with your atoms, your chemcial reaction, your EMOTIONS..........but the world is not pure....no....\*chuckle\* nothin is pure..............to ever thesis there is an anti-thesis. And to the Thesis of his light....the Anti-Thesis of Shadows were made.....Shadows personify our greed...our lust......our hate....our anger.....our predjudaces......the evils of man...man......\*chuckles some more\*. Apostollian have blessed me with his Church and Guiding Candle Light in my hand.........his light has guided me to your show....for cash...to spread his light....and his protection to all children of the world....\*looks straight up at Chef; his eyes almost glow with a smile\*. And I; Jericho. Will be the one to spread it"
10:22
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(I need to go to bed. Goodnight!)
10:22
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) AHH freak away from me! *slightly scared pushes him into the shoot by accident meaning to push him off the tower*

```

* chute

10:22
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho only chuckles as he slides down the chute)
g night SL)
we will send you the rest when you wake up)
(you still there Ryan?)
10:23
Superdawnfan

```
(CHEF) GODDAMNIT I GUESS IT MEANS LESS LOSERS TO CHOOSE FROM
(chef) Next we have some people rejected from the second season

```

ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
10:25
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) who might make third since I'mma do some choices chris would never have done to be remembered next we have Dawn favorite to everyone
(dawn) I really don't want to be here
(Chef) all the more reason for you to join

```

(Dawn) THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST THIS YOU HEAR ME? IT WILL REPRIMAND YOUR ACT-\*gets muffled and thrown in chute\*

```
(chef) GOT YOU OUTTA PRISON
(chef) NEXT WE HAVE TYLER

```

(tyler) hey nice to finally see the recogni-
(chef) Who is not important to me \*another accidental shoved down the chute instead of off tower\* DAMN I"M REALLY OFF TODAY

```
(chef) NEXT WE HAVE NOAH

```

10:29
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(Noah) : "Chef. Is that some brand new Fish Cologne you put on today? Smells.......'good'....*sarcastic and turns up his nose*

```

10:33
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) SHUT IT MAGGOT
(chef) YOU'RE LUCKY YOU"RE A FAN FAV DOWN THE SHOOT!
(chef) *pushes him in chute*

```

10:34
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(Noah) "And that's the power of popularity. Thank you mindless strangers...*slides down the chute*"

```

10:34
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) ALEXANDER!

```

10:35
Nobody else wanted this username
A Man in A Fancy Black Suit walks up, combing his hair
Alexander "Ille have you know I only visiti the most REGAL AND FINE shows to increase my luxiours wallet size! Consider it CHARITY that someone of such social status as myself even showed up to your cess-pit!"
10:36
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) WOW *mugs him and throws him into a tree* BYE ALEX!
(chef) NEXT!

```

10:38
Nobody else wanted this username
Alexander "YOU POOR SWIIIIINNEEEE \*Distant Splash\*"
10:39
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) WE have Sugar next

```

10:40
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(Sugar) "Well its about TIME i got here. That line was moving so slow! All the people in that line have NO TALENT! No talent at all!"
(Sugar) "Im just OOOZIN' talent though......you better belive it"
(sugar) "Lot more talent then that hot-headed Radio dork or that Little Ms. Baking Blunt-head"

```

10:41
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Ummmm sure go to that shoot I guess someone needs to lose first

```

* chute lols

10:42
Nobody else wanted this username

```
(sugar) *slides down the shoot with a holler of joy*

```

10:42
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) beatrice?

```

10:43
Nobody else wanted this username
a girl with long dark hair walks up
Beatrice "....."
she claps
about 50 roombas follow her and swarm under her feet like a swarm of drones carrying a queen
Beatrice "Whadya think?"
she smiles with pride
10:44
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) I think you need to use your own two lazy legs once in your life *pushes her off*

```

10:45
Nobody else wanted this username
Beatrice \*silence of disapointment\*

* distant splash\*

the roombas follow her

* 50 more distant splashes\*

10:45
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NEXT- Dakota
(dakota) I am happy to be here again are sammy and leonard here? I NEED VENGEANCE THEY DYED HAIR RED ON NATIONAL TV MY BEUATIFUL BLONDE RED HEAD AND TOOK AWAY ALL THAT ATTENTION I COULD'VE GOT IT'S NOT EASY WHEN YOU'RE PARENTS AREN'T THERE
(chef) I GET IT I GET IT but say for once this is an ideology I like and can use to stand out from chris the perfect little rich villain on MY show hehe it'll be the best thing ever to use- I mean have her on the show
(dakota) so I passed?
(chef) Of course... *sneaky chuckle*
(chef) NEXT!
(Chef) ELLA

```

(Ella) Oh how wonderful it is to be here It's so lovely I could sing about it
(chef) finally some appreciation! Chute you go
(ella) \*slides down gleefully with a childish wheeeeeee\*
10:50
Ryantprewitt
(Is it one of my characters?)
(NVM)
10:50
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) HUGO!

```

10:51
Nobody else wanted this username
A man with a Monkey on his shoulders walks up
Hugo "....this is Randall....he is my pet monkey........that is all... :) "

* The Monkey throws a Bannana Peel at Chef's face\*

Hugo "That means he likes ya"
10:54
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *pushes him* NEXT

```

10:54
Nobody else wanted this username
Hugo "HE CAN SWIM TOOOOOO!! !\*Splash\*

* another distant monkey splash\*

10:55
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) LUDWIG

```

10:56
Nobody else wanted this username
a man steps up with a Violin in hand
Ludwig "Gutentag my friend...let me play you a little song of my people's history.... \*starts playing sweet Violin music\*"
11:00
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) SHUT IT
(chef) TOO SISSY FOR MY SHOW *pushes him off*

```

11:01
Nobody else wanted this username

* Sad Violin music on the way down\*

11:01
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) NEXT LEONARD

```

(Leonard) I know a great many tales but the greatest is of sammy and I'd kill to be with her here
11:01
Nobody else wanted this username

* distant splash\*

11:01
Ryantprewitt

```
(Sammy) Hey Leonard!  :)

```

11:01
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) NO NEED FOR MURDER *pushes leonard into chute*

```

(Leonard) that wasn't ENTIRELY LITERAL.... \*Slips down chute\*

```
(chef) And finnally SOLOMAN!
(chef) PENNY AND DAMIEN
(chef) 2 of you will be thrown off the tower
(chef) the other will well
(chef) compete

```

11:03
Nobody else wanted this username
the three of them exchange glances
(who does Chef want to speak first?)
11:03
Superdawnfan
(damien would probs be first he throws off\*
)
11:03
Nobody else wanted this username
Damien steps up
he wears a clean red pollo shirt and khakis
he pushes his glasses up to his face and smirks
11:05
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) any last words?

```

11:05
Nobody else wanted this username
Damien: "Let me explain VEERRRRYYY clearly why you should pick me: I believe that I have the skill set to win it all. Physically I'm not too shabby and as a keen chess player and self-taught tactician, strategy would...no, IS my strong suit! I have won COUNTLESS Chess Accoldaes back home which shows im no slouch when it comes to winning. Think about this Chef...who would you rather have on your show? A Grumpy Teacher? An Airheaded Rich Girl? Or me? Damien Heath Dillagen"
11:06
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) UGH BORING *shoves him*

```

11:06
Nobody else wanted this username
Damien "WAITNONONOAHHHHHHILEBEAAAAACK \*distant splash\*"
11:07
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Soloman go down the chute and penny amuse me by trying to convince me as I've already made up my mind and just MAYBE I won't throw you off the tower

```

11:08
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman goes down the chute\*
Penny gulps and takes a deep breath
Penny "Ive....been through a lot in life. I was raised in slums of poverty. Every night it was cheap pork and beans for dinner...if i even got dinner at all. Every Birthday and Christmas I would get....10 dollars.............I remember that day we found the lottery ticket that shot us into fortune but the lessons i learned have not left me.....with the money i wouldnt let anyone else have to live in poverty horrors like I had to :) "
11:10
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Ah wah wha sob stories no sissies on my show *shoves her off8

```

11:11
Nobody else wanted this username
Penny "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! \*Distant Splash\*"
11:11
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Now time to take a tour and meet the competitors *chuckles*

```

(STOP) THE TOWER SCENE HAS ENDED BUT THE TOUR WILL BE RESUMED AND FINAL PART SOON AS POSSIBLE (Stop)
7:14
Superdawnfan

```
(STOP) WE SHALL END IT ALL OF SEASON 2  (STOP)

```

(chris) so you 19

```
(chef)
(chef) *tackles and sacks scott*

```

(Scott) \*muffled\* PUT ME DOWN YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME AND DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME CAN'T DRAG ME ANYWHERE!
(Chef) Oh yes I can and yes I will
(Chef) \*takes them on boat to island\* So all of you look at each other and tell each other your names

```
(chef) *let's scott go* You're gonna be the 20 here and not who I intended entirely but your some people and I'mma show you around first meet if you'd like

```

7:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) Hi, I'm Beth! o/

```

7:18
Superdawnfan

```
(zoey) Hi beth I'm zoey and I'm not really good at making friends at all

```

7:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) *shrugs* It's easy to make friends with me!

```

7:18
Superdawnfan

```
(zoey) sorry should I not have said that did I depress you? whoops I mean sorry!

```

7:19
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) It's okay. You don't have to apologize.

```

7:20
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) I am leonard wizard of ashron I have learned a great many tales in my journies!

```

7:20
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I am christened Harold Norbert Cheever Do........ ...... ........ ...... McGrady IV!

```

7:21
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) No shame in your name Doris

```

7:21
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold)  >:/

```

7:22
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) i'm just saying not to be ashamed what's your problem?!
(Scott) Hi I'm scott your best friend

```

7:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Um, no you're not. My best friend is Beth!
(Beth) Awwww!  <3  :D

```

7:25
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) yeah right
(Scarlett) I'm scarlett pleased to meet you all
(Noah) I'm noah the guy you all know and love for treating ppl you know like shit and you appreciating it not being you

```

7:26
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "I am Augustus, Amicis. \*he kneels on one knee and gives a roman salute\* Affecinado of Ancient Rome and all things pertaining to it"
Jericho \*slowly rocking back and forth in the chair he sat down in with the candle\* "The name's Jericho......I am a mere humble Gospelman of Apostoilian and his light...."
7:27
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) Oh yeah ik all about that greek stuff @augustus

```

7:27
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) As do I!

```

7:28
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Professor. Soloman Wallace Rhodes \*sourly\*. But you will all be refering to me as either Mr. Soloman. or Professor Soloman......I went to college for 10 years for a reason to get the best education degreee I could..."
7:28
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) it's located somewhere in france

```

7:28
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "\*slightly irated\* ROMAN stuff; Leonard...Roman....."
Augustus "The Roman Empire never got QUITE the far; perhaps your thinking of Southern Germany"
7:29
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) oh that's amazing helping the lives learn and saving our next generation what a hero
(ella) it makes me so happy I could sing about

```

7:29
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Dont sing......please dont.....\*irate\*"
7:29
Superdawnfan

```
(sugar) *muffles ella* Don't no one wants to hear your fake nice voice

```

7:30
Nobody else wanted this username

* Confessional\* Soloman "What have I gotten myself into? \*deep sigh\* for 22 years ive teached; ive learned that teenagers are the devil......and here I stand surrounded by them......"

7:30
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Are there any outlets here? My cell phone is at 95%, so I need to charge it, like now.

```

7:30
Nobody else wanted this username

* Jericho rocks back and forth without saying a world. Candle remains burning\*

7:30
Superdawnfan

```
(sugar) 8shoves her to the ground and laughs at her* isn't it better when they're quiet and shut up *shouldering soloman*

```

7:31
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman glares at her "Misses....I dont think I like your attitude...."
7:31
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) oh no it's fine *sadly* who can laugh at someone if they can't laugh at themselves *trying not to cry and fake laughs*

```

7:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) There's only attitude when you're on a mountain, silly.

```

7:32
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Chin up \*to Ella\* Is fortitudinem, conservatam agnovimus. Strength is preservation \*encouragingly\*"
Soloman: "\*to Augustus\* You know Latin?"
Augustus: "What lover of Ancient Rome would I be if I didnt know my dialects?"
7:33
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) it doesn't matter greece rome germany no difference all are terrible genocists right? I mean I learned rome and greek in my classes and I don't recall any history class without genocide

```

7:33
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Latin and Roman are different, though a knowledge of both is important.

```

7:34
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "But Classic Rome used Latin as it's language"
Augustus \*to Leonard\* "While I do not deny that there was many wars in Ancient Rome that involved them devouring the resources of their neighbors....it was assimilation; not genocide"

* Augustus is getting gradually more and more irate at Leonard\*

7:35
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) wow you sound like you really know what you're talking about!

```

* to auggy\*

7:36
Nobody else wanted this username
August "Indeed. I've studied Roman History for 6 years and coutning"
Augustus "Even collect some of it's artifacts"
7:36
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) Wow so obsessed I love it when someone shows such interest and passion in something may I ask why you like it

```

7:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Awesome. That's like, amazing.

```

7:36
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Thank you \*smiles\* Historia est aeternum. History is Eternal"
7:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Satis est verum.

```

7:38
Superdawnfan

```
(Dakota) *Walks out* Don't associate with her *pushing augustus*

```

7:38
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Why do I like it? \*to Sammy\* Well why shouldnt I like it? A Civilization that founded so much: roads, medicine, bath houses, the invenstion of- \*gets shoved to the side by scott\*"
7:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(That's Dakota, not Scott)
7:39
Nobody else wanted this username

* by dakota my bad\*
* Soloman grumbles from the sidelines, watching the teens interact among themselves\*

Soloman: "\*To himself\* Teenage Stupidity...."
7:40
Superdawnfan

```
(Dakota) She got my hair dyed red! and humiliated me on national TV! she ruined my image made me look bad excuses all she does with her bf made her do it and treats everyone like shit but she can since she's "nice"
(sammy) may I remind you I apologized tried to build up to make amends and saved several lives!
(dakota) yeah you're still a bitch who needs to be put above others since you were below your entire life but maybe she BELONGS there! maybe it was since she was gods mistake!
(dakota) now my daddy will never be proud of me!
(dakota) do you really believe that we should trust this woman?! the one who ruined ME?! *to augustus
(dakota) and her "wizard" boyfriend there is no better!

```

7:43
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "I take a side of nam medios here Mam. Of Neutrality...\*walks away\*"
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
7:44
Superdawnfan

```
(Shawn) I near endangered many and failed much more badly if anyone deserves hate it's me

```

7:44
Nobody else wanted this username

* Confessional\* Augustus: Already the ideas of terra firma are out of the question........hmmm.....I must think this in a different way..."

7:45
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn) that is not true the world needed that karmic retribution to the failures of the world who needed to learn and it has been succeeding heavily
(Shawn) *Stares blankly and confused*
(tyler) WHATEVER DAKOTA SAID SHE'S THE PRETTIEST AND NICEST SHE'S ALWAYS RIGHT!
(max) clearly she is the most evillll manipulating you blind sheep
(Max) she is a worthy competitor but only so much evilll to go around!

```

7:47
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho: \*to himself\* "The sheer evils of man are petty in comparison to The Shadows....."
7:48
Superdawnfan

```
(izzy) Escope agrees as in we need more evil but Izzy does not Izzy wants to be friends with everyone even explosivo who loves boom boom!
(ella) hey soloman

```

7:49
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: \*impatiently tapping his foot\* "And what do you want miss? Whats with the get-up anyways? What kind of fantasy do you think this is?!"
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has joined the chat.
7:49
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) I wanted to tell you that

```

"my grades are pure lovable and nice"
"please let me get out my advice"
"a hero of the next generation you are"
"Continue to go on as you are a star"!
7:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Sorry, wi-fi died. What'd I miss?)
7:50
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Awwww......isint that cute?..........BUT ITS POINTLESS! I care not for your riff raff singing!"
7:50
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) I just

```

7:50
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "And for the last time; I at to be adressed as MR. Soloman! Or PROFESSOR Soloman!"
7:50
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) Wanted to show appreciation

```

7:50
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "Appreciation? You wanna show appreciation? Then STOP singing! Ille appreciate THAT!"
7:50
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) I'm sorry I did not mean to disrespect you professor soloman
(sugar) OH YOU JUST TOLD HER LOOK AT HER CRY LIKE A BABY

```

7:51
Nobody else wanted this username

* confessional\* Soloman: "There was this student in my 8th year of teaching named Sydney..........every day she would sing..........she would never stop...........it drove me mad..........."

7:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Beth) You guys are being so mean to her!

```

7:52
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: \*to Sugar\* As for YOU..........You better straighten up your attitude REAL quick......"
7:52
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) Um these are tears of uh joy yeah that's it so nice to be talked to by a man I don't deserve words from

```

7:52
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Annoying or not; be nice to your peers"
Soloman: "Ive teached long enough to know how teenagers work...and I dont want no damn drama as long as im here"
Soloman "Its already driven me to the brink of madness"
7:52
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I think you mean "taught." "Teached" isn't a word.

```

7:52
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Rather not go over the edge"
7:53
Superdawnfan

```
(sugar) excuse meh?! did ya just telly sugar what to do?! why ya've made the wrong choice here

```

7:53
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) You'd think a teacher would know that. Gosh!

```

7:53
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman glares at Harold "Hmph? Did I just hear the Grammer Police? I think I just did...\*Grumbles as he storms off\*"
7:53
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I prefer Grammar Officer.

```

7:56
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) now we're living in a different place lemme lead you to the top of our IMPROVED tower!

```

* shows them to a castle and goes up 74 flights of stairs with cast\*

7:57
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "A Mighty Fine Tower.........Romana Salutes its craftsmanship"
Soloman: "Did they REALLY need it to be this tall? I doubt this thing even has proper foundation structure...."
7:58
Superdawnfan

```
(Shawn) this is cool and all but uh *exhausted* why the hell would you need 74 floors?!

```

7:58
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho: "They say Apostollian's followers climb 100 sets of challenge stairs to get the afterlife with him"
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
7:58
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn) It does seem confusing
(chef) so I could do this *pushes dawn off*
(Shawn) OH MY GOD MURD-
(Dawn) *birds fly her up and she lands back on calmly without words*
(Dawn) the universe respects me chef and the darkness in your heart will be your own downfall

```

ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has joined the chat.
8:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
My wi-fi is so bad!
8:00
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho: "What an interesting avian rescue....Apostollian must admire your clarity....\*smiles and fans the flames on his Candle, it grows in size a little\*"
8:01
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Um, I don't speak Google Translate.

```

8:01
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn) I do believe that any god or gods respect me as I have been nothing but a woman to serve the universe and treat it sweetly
(scarlett) &  (noah) *facepalm*

```

8:02
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: Fides enim ignotum.....\*Mumbles to himself\*
8:05
Superdawnfan

```
(Dawn) could not be more right but I consider myself a wiccan and obeyer of the laws of nature

```

8:05
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho: "The laws of nature serve a purpose....."
8:05
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Now *pulls lever and instead of eleveator shaft they seem to fall almost recklessly and scarily down
(dawn) True! To love the universe as is and never disrespect it is what would make the world more granting of wishes

```

8:06
Nobody else wanted this username
"They are reminders from Apostolian that no matter how powerful man gets; we must remember our place and that we are mere mortals in the face of forces such as earthquakes and tornados and such......"
8:06
Superdawnfan

```
(Scarlett) excuse me but I'm not crazy

```

8:06
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho "Tough Love from him; if you want to view it that way"
8:07
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Now *shows them around a forest with strange mythical looking creatures that somewhat buzz like drones*

```

8:07
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho "His ways I may never truley comprehend as long as I remain on this earth with his holy candle..."
Soloman: "Oh great. Tacky Robot Creatures. Your fooling no one!"
Soloman "Ive seen Soda Volcanos at Science Fairs that were more convincing"
8:08
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) I made one of those at my second eight grade science fair!

```

8:10
Superdawnfan

```
(Dawn) messing with ones naturual habitat and overfilling it may endanger these poor critters *worriedly*

```

8:10
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "Seems like you put forth you best effort.....\*sarcastic\*"
8:10
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) But we couldn't find any lava, so I couldn't finish it.  :(

```

8:11
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) At least they might well die sooner and have less sad moments a bright side to everything

```

8:12
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) That's both sweet and morbid at the same time.

```

8:12
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Do not speak of death. In mortem: sunt illuminati. For only when you die does death matter"
8:12
Superdawnfan

```
(sugar) Shut it ella *pushes her into bush*

```

8:12
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Rome lived to create; to push what was possible; I believe all should do the same"
Soloman "Mrs. Sugar......\*irate and glaring\*"
8:13
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Wait, are you part of the Illumin-ate-ee?

```

8:13
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) Oh no I have accidentally fell into this poor helpless bush plants are living too! and though they might not show it I have truly harmed and wounded it never has the bush hurt me! someone please help!

```

8:13
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "No. 'Illuminati' is Latin for 'Enlightment'..."
Augustus extends his hand to Ella: "Sit modo ad tempus clade inconvince; princess. Defeat is merely a temporary inconvince"
8:16
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) oh so charming my prince *blushing at him*

```

8:17
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) /  (Beth) Awwwwwww!!!  <3  <3  <3

```

8:17
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Think nothing of it \*not notcing the blush\*. An Emperor is only as great as he is kind"
Soloman: "I get that you like Rome Augustus......but why must you dress like a Roman? It looks ridiculous"
8:18
Superdawnfan

```
(Sugar) yeah right ya fake pageant prissy ya just wanna act nice and have a cute guy to look better on TV not me I'm winning this pageant without being as fake as you!

```

8:18
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Why shouldnt I? It's honoring a style of civilizations long past"
8:18
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) /  (Beth) *conf*  (Lindsay) Okay, Ella is TOTALLY in love with Atticus!  (Beth) OM-Gosh, I know! (Both) Soooooooo cute!!!  <3

```

8:19
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho slightly blows on his candle's flame; the candle wick turns from fire orange to a sudden blue wick; "Heh heh heh...."

* Confessional\* Soloman : "Something feels.......off about Augustus. First of all I doubt thats his real name. Second of all while I appreciate his knowledge of Rome and Latin Language to quite the degree......he seems....TOO into it all.....kinda like Ella with that STUPID Princess Outfit.........something isint quite right about this Roman but Im not sure what yet...."

8:22
Superdawnfan

```
(Leonard) That tale about king Julio Kai Zar getting stabbed to death by his wife since she didn't like his form of government and economy and lacking slave trades is pretty cool when she litterally backstabbed in his sleep too kinda sucks that everyone loved him though when Greece was at it's best with him but that truly was an amazing tale augustus!

```

8:22
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "................................"
Augustus \*holding in visible irratation\* Stulti dici sapientia Leonard......Stulti dici sapientia"

* storms off to the confesional\*

8:23
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) did he say something about smarts
(sammy) no he said "said to be stupid" I would know I took latin

```

8:24
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I did too!

```

8:24
Nobody else wanted this username
(the phrase actually means (or at least was intended to translate to): "Fools Claim Wisdom")
8:24
Superdawnfan
(oh lols)
(well CLOSE idea)
(i need a better translator lols)
8:25
Nobody else wanted this username

* Confessional\* Augustus: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is WRONG WITH HIM!? Does he know ANYTHING about Anchient Rome?! THE FOOL! THE IMBECILIAN DEGENERATE! Gah!!!!!!!!! \*takes deep breath\* Gah........let's hope I can reason with him about keeping his mouth quiet on subjects he knows not about"

8:26
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) *conf* So I twisted some of it I like improving roleplaying making my own story and adding to the tale so what if a bit is off he clearly did not need to cuss me off in his language *rolls eyes*

```

8:27
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Brb)
8:27
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Next *Shows them to a gross infected swamp*

```

(dawn) YOU TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING DID YOU MESS WITH THESE POOR ANIMALS FOR YOU'RE AMUSEMENT?! THINGS ARE NOT NATURALLY SO DIRTY!
8:28
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho's eyes turn into near hellfire "Swamps.....Swamps are sanctums of Apostoillian..................................and you have dirtied it.......\*the candle light FLARES up in intensity\*"
(Jericho lives in a Bog after all....he'd want to keep his God's Sanctums clean)
8:29
Superdawnfan

```
(shawn) Um dawn calm down calm down Dawn and what's your name! both of you it's just a little mess
(dawn) LITTLE!? CRIMES OF NATURE INNOCENT ANIMALS DIE HOW CAN ONE BE SO CRUEL EVEN IF TO SOMETHING NOT HIM?!

```

8:29
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho: "This disrespect of Apostollian will not go unoticed....may he have mercy on those who have sinned him \*tranquil fury\*"
"For I would not"
8:30
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn) I do not care if it is a lower species I do not even eat those the animals are treated cruelly all that is needed is water and you can absorb the energy of the universes ground instead no life needs mistreatment if we all restore balance
(max) ah yes get angry curse him go evilllllllll!

```

8:31
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Shame....but it does bring up the possbility of an Aqua Duct. Rome were pioneers in the avalbility of clean water to their people with bath houses near rivers and primitive filtration"
8:31
Superdawnfan

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(izzy) I love dirty swamps I always wondered what'd it be like to *chuckles and cannon balls in it with no concern for her health whatsoever*

```

8:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(back)
8:32
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) Ah how did they keep it clean did it come naturually like licking up your own well waste?

```

8:32
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Ew! This place stinks!

```

8:32
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Ive gone to a few polluted areas with previous classes....but none smelled this awful....."
8:32
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) a bit of fairy dust and we will have this water float away to the greatest extent
(Sammy) Wow you know a lot don't you to Augustus
(leonard) Why so nice to him *showing slight jealousy*

```

(Sammy) NOTHING WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!
(Leonard) like you and shawn \*scoffs\*
8:33
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Indeed Sammy; I do not attempt to claim wisdom of that which I dont know \*subtly referint to leonard\* I studied Rome before I spoke of it"
8:33
Superdawnfan

```
(Sugar) Well nothing smells more awful than a bad song of ellas!
(leonard) I studied it to!

```

(leonard) \*conf\* sure I might not have passed but I did!

```
(Sammy) *Whispering* he never passed well he did but with a C- soooooo yeah kinda ashamed of it

```

* to auggy\*

8:35
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "That explains a lot. Gratias tibi"
8:35
Superdawnfan

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(ella) wow you're charming and intellegent you prince *to augustus* What do you say about togetherness and fairy tales coming true

```

8:36
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "I belive in the most core idea of Togetherness. The Idea that held The Roman Republic and The Roman Empire together for so long: Pax Romana"
Augustus: "Pax Romana is the idea that everyone is together for a greater good. For something greather than themselves"
8:36
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) Tu ninium grata

```

8:37
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "For the people of Rome; that was the idea of Rome itself. The Idea of a Civilization that could bring about peace and prosperity"
8:37
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) that's amazing! I'd love to work with you a lot more *fluttering eyelashes*
(Sammy) it is amazing People tend to use me to blame and well doubt my worth everyone treated me horribly at home and I put the work in since they never would and did it for the good of everyone but myself and they weren't pulling weight

```

8:38
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Everyone MUST pull their own weight for Pax Romana to work"
Augustus "What is a structure without glue to hold it together?"
8:39
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) Oh jesus I'm pathetic aren't I? *a single tear rolls down her eye* So hard to find someone who appreciates me *hugs him and starts crying much to leonards displeasure

```

8:39
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "But to not help your neighbors is to also not pull weight"

* Augustus is taken back by the hug, but comforts her\* "No. I have no reason to think that..."

8:39
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) And in order for everyone to pull their own weight, people can't decline help from others, dubbing them "useless," only to assure that they are everyone's hero, now can they?

```

8:40
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Indeed"
8:40
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) CHEATAWOW BAMZOW MAKE THE DEMON GO AWAY! BEGONE AND OFF MY GIRL OR DEFEAT YOUR WORLDBOYFRIEND STEALER OF GREECE LET ME COMFORT HER AS MY PEICE

```

8:41
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Est optimum ad auxilium aliis ad eorum optimus; Harold. To be the best, is to help others be their best"

* ignoring Leonard\*
* but does give Sammy some space to breathe\*

8:41
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Vos dicere verum.

```

8:42
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) I didn't do it to be everyone's hero! I didn't trust you! and I preferred to have one more experienced help! I tried to save Jones and Courtney I wanted them to live life is so valubule better I die then you do! I just want to do what's best for everyone not for me!
(sammy) and leonard we are just friends!

```

8:42
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "And such selflessness is true Pax Romana. I salute it \*gives classic Roman salute\*"
8:43
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) *conf* *cries* Why's it so hard to please everyone and why is it that anytime I talk to anyone leonard gets so jealous and why won't anything make leonard happy?!

```

* make harold happy\*

```
(zoey) you sound like a true friend!

```

8:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Your mistake lies in your refusal to trust my skills. I'm pretty sure I have more experience flying a plane than you do.

```

8:44
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) oh I'd help the person who tried to murder me to though may be hesitant life is so valubule better your own goes if you feel you lived to the extent someone else may not

```

8:44
Nobody else wanted this username
(brb)
8:44
Superdawnfan

* to zoey\*

```
(sammy) I DON'T REMEMBER YOU ASKING TO FLY IT THE PLANE WAS ALREADY ON FIRE!

```

8:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Well I did, gosh! Maybe the problem is that you need to listen more.

```

8:46
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) I did NOTHING to hurt anyone! why so bitter you weren't the hero harold?!
(Sammy) maybe it's hard to hear on a panicked plane and you need to pay more attention!

```

8:46
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Because I could have done a better job than you, but you had to go and be a jerk about it!

```

8:47
Superdawnfan

```
(max) *to harold* Jealousy is the lowest form of EVIL!

```

8:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm NOT the jealous one here!

```

8:48
Superdawnfan
(brb)
8:48
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(I have to go for a little bit. I'll be back soon though!)
(Well, that's convenient! XD)
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
8:49
Nobody else wanted this username
bak)
go on)
?
SD
9:00
Superdawnfan
(backie lols0
9:00
Nobody else wanted this username
yay)
(so)
(quick side track)
(how do you think this is going so far?)
9:01
Superdawnfan
(Great interactions some I didn't expect but all are pretty good at introducing the chars and staying in char never expected ella to crush on auggy though lols)
(Leonard is hilarious tbh)
9:04
Nobody else wanted this username
(I think its pretty cute)
(Leonard yep)
(I now want Leonard to make aweb series where he gets the history of everything horribly wrong)
(Just to see what crazy stuff he would make up)
9:06
Superdawnfan
(yeah that'd be HILARIOUS)
9:07
Nobody else wanted this username
(I can imagine Leonard's coverage of the 1980 election where Arnold Schwartznagger defeated The Jackson 5 in the race for the Presidency)
(Or how Chirstopher Robbins sailed across the Artic Ocean in Search of Blankets in the 1400's)
(lols)
9:08
Superdawnfan
(YEP that should be a new rp re enactments of leonard's terribly narrated history)
9:08
Nobody else wanted this username
(forget Crash Course History)
(welcome to Leonard's Crashed History Course)
(lol)
wanna carry on now?)

```
9:10

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Superdawnfan
(yep lols)

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(max) ah yes the jealous always in denial another low form of evilll *to harold*

```

(izzy) you really need to stop joining the dark side harold sith lord escope went there once and it wasn't pretty when she had to battle Vader to be grandeur Dictator!

```
(Sammy) everytime there was a dictator in history they were bound for failure as the needs of the many outweigh ones needs and dictators tend to eventually abuse power to later be overthrown
(sammy) while harold is my friend I feel I should mention this not a fair argument that you know dictators fall to compare to a much more minor issue not by the same standards

```

9:15
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Not exactly. In times of desperation; such as during the early days of Rome; the stability that even a Dictator could provide was often much better than the lawless anarchy of yesterday....however I do understand that in times of prosperity a dictator is never good.....seizing such powers in times of peace is what lead to Caesar's death"
9:16
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) I love little ceasers! too bad that guy who invented pizza was long backstabbed a while ago

```

9:16
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "..............."
9:16
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) I like taking control over my team!
(Scott) when I'm in charge I make sure everyone is happy

```

9:17
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman takes a deep sigh at the drama "Teenage. Stupidity...."
9:17
Superdawnfan

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(Sammy) yes besides the ones who speak against you that you murder

```

9:17
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus frowns "Bread and Circuses are the favorite tool of all dictators" \*to Scott\*
9:18
Superdawnfan

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(Ella) bread and circuses? please explain I love being educated my prince *flirtatiously then elbows soloman winking hping to impress him*

```

* hoping

9:19
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Simple Ella: Bread and Circuses is a term that refers to superficial means of appeasement. In the case of politics, the phrase is used to describe the generation of public approval, not through exemplary or excellent public service or public policy, but through diversion; distraction; or the mere satisfaction of the immediate, shallow requirements of a populace,"
Augustus: "The terms came from the later days of the Roman Empire; where the government would keep the people fed with bread and happy with circuses to distract them from the failing economy and constant wars"
9:20
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) so like what stalin did?

```

9:20
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Communisim in general often descends into Bread and Circuses in the long term before its fall..."
9:20
Superdawnfan

* asking hopefully nervous hoping to impress him\*

(Ella) I mean distracting not the literal thing of course!

```
(Ella) wow you're smart!

```

9:22
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "Impressive.........yet way longer than the explanation really needed to be. Brevity; Augustus. Look into it"
9:22
Superdawnfan

```
(Scott) WHAT WOULD I EVER!?

```

ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has joined the chat.
9:22
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) of course things need to be kept short so we don't waste your valubule time *to soloman*

```

9:23
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(Sorry. Was helping my mom move a ping pong table. What'd I miss?)
9:23
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Indeed....."
(SD sum it up for him)
9:25
Superdawnfan
(Leonard things Ella things and as for your chars I can send lines max/izzy said in pm)
9:25
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) *conf* *peeing*

```

9:26
Nobody else wanted this username
(also Augustus things)
9:26
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Now *shows them a hideous camp full of tents instead of cabins*
(dawn) At least you respected our fellow creatures here

```

9:27
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "Tents. Just like the ones the Praetorians and Centurions slept in during the fights against Gaul"
Soloman: "Its like a really bad camping trip joke; this tour is...."
9:27
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) *Shoots at an eagle*

```

(Dawn) \*gets pissed and goes into rage\*
9:27
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho:: "..."
9:28
Superdawnfan

```
(Dawn) WHY ATTACK AN INNOCENT CREATURE FOR NOTHING BUT SPORT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT OVERPOPULATION AS AN EXCUSE IT LIVES WE DON"T NEED TO DESTROY MORE HOMES WE HAVE ENOUGH ALREADY!

```

9:28
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) Dawn's right. The natural world blesses the living, and provides us with our deep-rooted connection to the Force.

```

9:29
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn) *Starts swinging her arms and pouting like a little child outraged by how chef treats living beings*
(dawn) THANK YOU HAROLD

```

9:29
Nobody else wanted this username

* confessional\* Jericho: \*mumbling a small pray to Apostollian about something....something not quite clear\*

9:31
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn) I can see into your aura your past who you're meant to be you're a very talented young child and are a great person very loyal though sometimes does things and fakes skills sometimes to impress thinking it's naturual to do and know it isn't you fail faking competence but people believe in you no need to fake you're destined for a great future while you may not take well to insults and have some immaturity showcase goodness in the world even if not a great prince charming and you need more love in your life
(dawn) I love your soul

```

9:33
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) ...Thanks, partially.

```

9:33
Superdawnfan

```
(Dawn) and passion for people you are going to get great force to flow through you and bound for great things throughout the universe just be a bit more admitant less fake and try harder on SPECIFIC instead of 50 talents you'll be bound for greater things
(dawn) Be great and you'll do great things just be more honest no need to fake for love
(dawn) and don't be such a sheldon learn a bit more social and understanding of sarcasm and you'll go a long way
(dawn) nice to see a hero like you defend me as I'd defend you

```

9:35
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Harold) I'm going to just focus on the good parts of that, and just thank you for that.

```

9:36
Nobody else wanted this username

* meanwhile; elsewhere in the Camp; Augustus sits on an old log. Reading a pocket-sized 'Historia Romanorum'. A Book about The History of Rome\*

9:36
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) *sits next to him* Hi Atticus!

```

9:37
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Augustus......"
Augustus: "And you are? Ms....?"
9:37
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Now we will leave and *Shows them boot camp* this is where you'll train to be a more obedient subject if you don't obey by my rules!

```

9:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) I'm Lindsay!  :)

```

9:38
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Lindsay. Salvete. \*shakes her hand proudly\*
9:38
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Eww! I don't want you to salvete on my hand!

```

9:38
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "Boot Camp...hmmph; back at the University taking their Phones is enough to scare 'em straight.....stupid klds...."
Augustus: "No No No Lindsay; It's Latin."
Augustus: "'Salvete' is Latin for 'Greetings'"
9:40
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) Wow Soloman it's nice to know they have so little incentive to listen to you. You are such a respectable figure after all

```

9:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Oh. I speak Latin too! Ice-nay oo-tay eet-may oo-yay!  (content)

```

9:41
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "........I suggest you knock it off with the snappy tone Ella....>:("
Augustus: "......CLASSICAL Latin.... -\_-. Pig Latin is a mockery"
9:42
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) *confused look*
(Lindsay) Anyways, Ella likes you!  :D

```

9:42
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) I meant it! I didn't mean to offend proffesor
(ella) I stopped singing for you!

```

9:43
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "I know that Lindsay; im glad to know I have another friend amoung these people"
9:43
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) I think you might find more than a friend.  ;)

```

9:43
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "I think to claim her to be a 'best friend' is a bit rash; Lindsay \*still doesnt get it\*"
Augustus: "How much do you know of Rome anyways?"
9:44
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Well, I know that they started the Olympics there.

```

9:44
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "I can at least thank you for not claiming falsities about it unlike that Leonard..."
Augustus: "....\*face palms\* forget it...."
9:44
Superdawnfan
(brb in like 10 mins keep the fun interactions going)
9:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Wait, did I get something wrong?

```

9:45
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Yes. Yes you did.....you got it VERY wrong......."
Augustus: "No matter"
9:45
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Did they make pizza in Rome then?

```

9:46
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "it's nowhere near as........AGGREVATING....as the mistakes that Leonard makes"
Augustus: "......\*slowly covers his face with both his palms at Lindsay's knowledge; or rather lacktherof\*"
Augustus: "You know what? \*hands her Historia Romanorum\* read this. Take it and read it for about 3 days....then we can talk about Rome"
Augustus: "You are in need of its enlightment much more than I"
Augustus: ".........although; perhaps your not TOTALLY wrong. Rome did start in Italy; but by the time Italians started making it; Rome was long gone...."
9:49
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) *starts reading it* This book doesn't make any sense! They're not even using real letters! *is holding it upside down*

```

9:50
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "......cause your reading the Latin Second Half of it. The First half of the book is the English Version"

* Augustus is a little annoyed; but remains composed; understanding her lack of knowledge is self-contained\*

9:51
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Is there an audio-book version of this?

```

9:52
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus takes a deep breath "Perhaps a friend of yours can assist you....\*walks off\*
Augustus: "Vale"

* walks away completly\*

9:54
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy

```
(Lindsay) Vale? Who's that?

```

9:55
Nobody else wanted this username

* confessional\* Augustus: "Ego venit, ut video, non vinces. I have arrived, I see, I will Conquer"

....
still there SL?)
10:00
Superdawnfan
backie
10:00
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
Yeah. Don't really know where to go next. :p
Good timing!
10:00
Nobody else wanted this username
i think Augustus is done with Lindsay for now)
just carry on from there)
see who should get the spotlight next)
10:02
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) Come on Professor sully is there anything I can do to show appreciation?

```

10:03
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: \*growing ever more impatient\* "An answer as to why your dressed so outlandishly would be a good start...."
10:04
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) I believe it's good to keep parts of our childhood and hope if we drop all that was good before all of our childhood and were purely serious we'd slowly lose hapiness
(Ella) As long as it makes you happy and it's not hurting anyone and you have the time it is good to have something to look up to foor me it's fairytales always having a happy ending I don't wish to ruin others moods with my upset

```

10:05
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "Hope? Dont talk to me about hope...\*bitterly\* Hope is but an illusion i saw fade away long ago...."
Soloman: "The sooner you realize happy endings are no gurantee the better \*walks away in frustration\*"
10:06
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) Even if not hope just optimism something to look foward or up to if you can't be happy what's the point in living
(ella) WAIT *runs towards soloman and tries to comfort him*

```

10:06
Nobody else wanted this username

* Soloman shuts the door to the confessional\*
* confessional\* Soloman: "'If I cant be happy, whats the point of living?'. Oh I CAN be happy make no mistake......Teenagers ruined my permenant happiness....what makes ME happy is not having to see them. Yet here I am surrounded on all sides by them in hopes of a million dollars for early retirement. THATS my hope..."

(on a side note: I messed up big time. Leonard was right. Roman territory eventually DID get to France.....lol....)
(my bad)
(carrying on)

* Jericho sits in a rocking chair on the beach line, viewing out into the sea\*

10:11
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) Come on I just want to talk
(dawn) isn't it a beauty to to see the creatures of the world act as they were ment to

```

* meant

10:11
Nobody else wanted this username

* Jericho peers over his shoulders to see Dawn\*

10:11
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn) without habitats being destroyed *angirly reffering to chef*
(Dawn) Oh sorry I snuck up on you I have a tendency to do that

```

10:12
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho: "Apostollian has his ways..........ways that I wish to one day fully comprehend....he gave the the world light, love, and purpose. We owe him that much thanks...."

* he speaks calmly; without a fear in the world\*

Jericho "My only regret is that more people don't listen to his words of wisom.....or mine either..."
10:14
Superdawnfan

```
(Dawn) Things may happen for a reason but that does not mean it's all done right and cruelty to this universe because they're not us are the bare worst of all of us
(dawn) People don't listen to me either
(dawn) everyone thinks I'm either crazy or some sorta "witch" unless they want to be nice in which case they'd tend to say "wizard"

```

10:15
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho "Perhaps they dont listen; because people are afraid of their status quo changing......perhaps they dont listen because they simply find the fantasy more beliveable than truth.......no matter the reason I see it as my goal to spread is his word to even the deafest of ears. To the blindest of souls......"
Jericho "Speakers of The Truth WILL face hardships....but come hardships come eventual nirvanas of truth...."
10:15
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) next we have battle grounds fencing rooms and several other areas among the camp

```

10:17
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Intresting........a Roman's goal was to keep both his mind and body in tact. Et neglecta est negligere"
10:21
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) challenge grounds
(chef) moat
(chef) chambers of shame
(chef) and the dungeon and Plain torture chamber
(chef) for contestants I don't like *glaring at izzy*

```

(izzy) Psst Max I think he's talking about you and escope
10:22
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "Why dont you throw in a shark pit while your at it? \*sarcastic\*"
Soloman: "Your three steps away from villainy Chef..."
10:23
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Actually *pulls lever to trap door releasing soloman into a moat of sea lions*
(Ella) I believe there's good in everyone though they might not showcase it no true evil is there
(Ella) however few do unredeemable things

```

10:25
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "But to say that everyone has the SAME ammounts of good in their heart would not be quite right either."
10:26
Superdawnfan

```
(Ella) Of course my prince

```

10:26
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Exactly. Verum est fake malum. Sive partiales ubique est malum"
10:26
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) I never said it's equal just that there is

```

10:26
Nobody else wanted this username
(True Evil is Fake. Partial Evil is Everywhere)
10:27
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) well I consider things that'd only traumatize and hurt objectively irredeemable
(ella) but
(ella) I still believe there's good in their hearst even if not a mostly good person

```

10:28
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "AAAAAAHHH! \*The Sea Lions keep bumpin him around\*
Augustus: "Indeed"
10:28
Superdawnfan

```
(ella) OH MY GOSH *sings to the animals calms them and has them let soloman out gently*

```

10:28
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Perhaps one day true Pax Romana ideas shall be commonplace one more...."
10:29
Superdawnfan

```
(Sammy) they do deserve to be
(Leonard) I don't believe in killing jews and gypsies

```

10:31
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus "\*to himself, muttering in anger\* except the fact that Roman Relgion's big enemy was Judaism and Christianity......! \*very frustrated\*"
Augustus: \*still to himself in frustration\* "Or that Pax Romana has NOTHING to do with Roman Relgion and they are two separate Roman concepts..."

* he storms off to the confessional to air his problems with Leonard\*

10:32
Superdawnfan

```
(leonard) I thought hitler was a greek catholic
(sammy) he was a ROMAN catholic but he did not represent the ideals of rome as a country
(sammy) I MEAN UGH NOT COUNTRY STUPID *slaps self*

```

10:33
Nobody else wanted this username

* Soloman crawls out of the Sea Lion Moat\*

10:33
Superdawnfan

```
(sammy) wait was it?! ugh I've spent to much time with you while studying ACTUAL history and now I'm confused

```

10:33
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "........I cant belive they had a god damn Sea Lion pit...."
10:35
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) a relic room and many surprises secret trap doors etc throughout the island let's hope you don't get caught *maniacal laughs*

```

10:35
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho ".....hmph.....\*fans his candle's light some more to keep the smoke steady\*"
10:36
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) a baptism building and many religious ruins of places
(chef) our fountain
(dawn) that fountain doesn't look sanitary
(chef) it's where you might need to drink from now on! so shut it maggot!

```

10:38
Nobody else wanted this username
Jericho "The Waters of Life hold many secrets...."
Jericho "Some say it was Apostollian's gift when the first man asked for a quench to his first thirst"
10:39
Superdawnfan

```
(Chef) a boat of dreams
(chef) many mythical places and fairytale settings
(leonard) why so all out with the fantasy chef?
(chef) because that's what this season is!

```

(Scarlett) Oh no don't tell me

```
(chef) TOTAL DRAMA FANTASY!

```

10:40
ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy
(I need to go to bed. Goodnight!)
10:40
Superdawnfan

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(leonard) Cool what type?

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10:40
Nobody else wanted this username
good night)
10:40
Superdawnfan

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(chef) mostly medevil sometimes urban myhtological all types of it

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ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
10:42
Superdawnfan

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(chef) so while some may do with ancient legends others fairytales mostly fairytales but not all
(Ella) ooh sounds like fun

```

10:43
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "......\*frowns in displeasure at the theme\* this million better be worth it all..."
10:45
Superdawnfan

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(Ella) isn't there some roman mythology that might help you through this season my prince?

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10:45
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Of coures; Im well versed in the Ancients"
10:46
Superdawnfan

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(Ella) of course fairytales about princesses and princes I have a bit of knowlege on might help us to if we work in those roles *blushing*

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10:48
Nobody else wanted this username
Augustus: "Perhaps"

* still not getting it\*

10:48
Superdawnfan

```
(Zoey) oh yay I look even nerdier on TV! *sarcastic cheer*
(Scott) hooray! for me!
(Chef) now final announcement in Meeting area!
(Chef) Crazy girl, Freakshow, Creepy Girl, Little boy, Zombie Stoner all of you stand in that orange area

```

10:53
Nobody else wanted this username

* Jericho stands\*

Jericho "I do find your word choice intresting...."
10:53
Superdawnfan

```
(dawn)  (Shawn) &  (Izzy) all go to orange carpet as  (max) is dragged there not knowing he was the "little boy"
(Chef) Grumpy Cynic, Princess Sissy, Pageant wannabe, Make believe Jock, and "daddy's" girl pink carpet!
(ella) &  (dakota) *head to pink mat as the others are dragged there*

```

10:56
Nobody else wanted this username

* Soloman stands at there\*

10:56
Superdawnfan

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(Ella) oh I know we'll work great together!

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10:56
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman: "....\*under his breath\* save me..."
(he aint happy about this)
10:58
Superdawnfan

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(chef) Next Sally, Scrawny Kid, Greece freak, "Wizard", Lonely depressed girl Green mat!

```

10:59
Nobody else wanted this username
(now even Chef is getting it wrong)
10:59
Superdawnfan

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(sammy)  (harold)  (leonard) &  (Zoey) *walk to green mat*

```

10:59
Nobody else wanted this username

* Augustus follows\*
* frowning at Leonard\*

10:59
Superdawnfan
(tbf he doesn't care so long as he pisses someone off\*
)
10:59
Nobody else wanted this username
(he aint gonna last long at this rate)
(anyways)
11:02
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) Dumb, Dumber, Insults since he has no feelings or empahty of his own and needs to feel better about his own life, Brainy smurf, and dirty playing dirty boy man pig stand over on the purple carpet
(beth)  (lindsay)  (Scott)  (Scarlett) &  (Noah) *walk to purple carpet*
(Scott) well scarlett looks like even if you did learn something about being leader linds and beth barely know each other and now they're practically besties say even if I were to obviously throw the challenge you'd need one gone to survive
(scarlett) well- uh-

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(scarlett) \*conf\* I don't like it when someone else in charge of me especially through blackmail \*angrily\* but

```
(scarlett) *Sighs in submission* I may have no choice if I wanna survive in this game
(scarlett) *End conf*
(chef) now you in the green area
(chef) you are now known as the Empty Elven Empire!
(chef) Now you in the orange area
(chef) you are the Witchcrafting Wizard Whackos!
(dawn) *Sighs* I have a feeling you did that specifically to get at me
(Leonard) Hey why'd they get the cool name?
(sammy) *Sighs*

```

11:20
Nobody else wanted this username

* Jericho says nothing as he simply keeps the Candle smoke gentle\*

11:21
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) You in the pink area! you're the Pretty Perky Princesses!
(dakota) I take offense to that just because the females are better on this team than the males doesn't mean we're "princesses"
(tyler) YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!

```

11:22
Nobody else wanted this username
Soloman "I have never heard a stupider name for a team....ever...."

* confessional\* Soloman: "OK. Honestly. College students come up with MUCH stupider names in group activities.....but the name's stil pretty dumb"

11:23
Superdawnfan

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(Ella) yay it sounds nice and complimenting compared to the other names!
(ella) we got the good team!

```

(sugar) shut it prissy
11:24
Nobody else wanted this username

* Soloman glares at both of them\* "Only as good as the weakest link......"
* confessional\* Soloman: "And quite frankly; EVERYONE on this team is a weak link. A La-La-Land Princess. A Stuck Up. A Mindless Yes-Man. And a Propoganda Spouting Daddy Girl.....all archetypes ive dealt with before"

11:27
Superdawnfan

```
(chef) and that last team purple carpet you are the Dumb Deadly Dragons
(beth) we're not dumb
(chef) could've fooled me
(lindsay) is he calling us dumb because if so that's like sooo mean
(beth) I KNOW RIGHT!
(noah) yes how mean it is to call things what they are *rolling eyes*

```

(Scott) yeah i know right \*elbowing noah trying to make an ally out of the one guy who MIGHT not have seen his wickedness\*

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(Chef) well that's all for now get used to each other see you guys next season on TOTAL
(CHEF) DRAMA
(chef) FANTASY!
(Stop) THE SPECIAL HAS ENDED  (Stop)

```