Home Again (Anna version)

Medusa chuckled evilly and rubbed her hands together as the preverbal ball was back in her court. "And, uh...what were you saying, my dear?" she asked Anna in a silky voice.

Wilbur reappeared on Medusa's head with one last trick. "Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant!" he laughed.

As Wilbur laughed away into thin air, Medusa became very angry. "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!" she shouted.

The Mott Street Maulers erupted with applause as they dove and swarmed to arrest Anna, who rushed out of the courtroom, knocking away any Mott Street Maulers that got in her way.

"You heard what her majesty said!" Double D announced through his hat before getting trampled by the Mott Street Maulers, "Off with her head!"

Roger blew on his trumpet to call out more Mott Street Maulers as Anna ran out of the castle with about 52 decks worth of Mott Street Maulers hot on her tail.

Anna raced into the maze as the Mott Street Maulers followed suit. The chase continued for about 15 minutes as even Medusa and Double D took part in the chase. The chase ended when Anna ran (quite literally) into a deck of Mott Street Maulers, knocking them over in the process. Medusa ran over the Mott Street Maulers on her side, causing an incline that stopped Anna in her tracks.

As she slid down the Mott Street Mauler slide, she noticed the hedge maze vanishing and suddenly wind up in another caucus race, led by the Genie, of course. The racers included Medusa, Double D, King Louie, Br'er Rabbit, Mac, Tosh, Br'er Bear, Br'er Fox, some Oysters, and a deck's worth of the Mott Street Maulers.

Everyone (except Anna): *Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again*
*No one ever loses and no one can ever win*
*Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top*
*Never a beginning...*

Anna pulled herself out of the caucus and started running across a beach, with Medusa and the Mott Street Maulers chasing after her.

"Off with her head!" Medusa shouted, "Off with her head!"

Anna kept on running as the rocks she jumped over turned into teapots; she suddenly found herself back at Louie and Br'er Rabbit's tea party. Just then, Louie and Br'er Rabbit appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Anna.

"Just a moment," Louie said. "You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know!"

Anna panted, "But-but I can't stop now!"

"Ah, but we insist," said Br'er Rabbit. "You must join us in a cup of tea!"

The orangutan and the rabbit pushed Anna into a giant cup of tea, which seemed to be more spacious than it looked. She came out, seeing that the tea turned into water...an ocean at that. As she swam, Medusa was riding at her, using the same method the travel Genie did earlier on.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" Medusa shouted.

Anna immediately noticed Hopper, smoking on top of his mushroom.

"Mr. Hopper, what will I do?" Anna asked.

He turned to her, not seeming to enjoy her company and blew smoke at her. "Who are you?" Hopper asked.

As Anna coughed from the smoke, she suddenly felt solid ground on her feet. The ocean around her disappeared as Wally's smoke swirls into a tunnel that stretched for miles. Anna wasted no time running as Medusa and the Mott Street Maulers were right behind her.

"There she goes!" Medusa called, "Don't let her get away! Off with her head!"

The tunnel went on for a while until Anna came upon SpongeBob. She reached out, desperately trying to grab him. She finally managed to grab it and tried to open the door. However, SpongeBob groaned in pain as Anna grabbed him. "Still locked, you know." he said.

"But Madame Medusa!" Anna explained, "I simply must get out."

SpongeBob chuckled. "But you *are* outside." he said.

Anna was confused. "What?"

"See for yourself!" said SpongeBob, as he opened his mouth wide to show what he was talking about. Anna looked inside and saw herself out in the riverbank, asleep under the tree, with Banjo in her lap.

"Why, why that's me!" Anna exclaimed, "I'm asleep!"

"Don't let her get away!" Medusa ordered, "Off with her head!"

The Norwegian girl turned around to see Medusa and her mob rushing at her, and this time she was cornered with nowhere else to run.

"Anna! Anna, wake up!" Anna begged herself, "Please wake up, Anna!"

She attempted to wake the other Anna on the other side up. But she was too late! The attacks finally reached her, mere inches away from hitting her.

At that moment, everything went bright white. The last thing Anna could hear was a distant voice calling her name, "Anna! Anna!"

The voice revealed to be Wilma in the real world, who was calling to her daughter to wake up. "Anna! Anna!" Wilma called out, "Will you please pay attention and recite your lesson?"

Finally, Anna woke up from her slumber. Her mind was still fresh from her "adventure." She asked, "Hmmm? Oh. Oh! Uh..." She heard to the word "recite," and she suddenly shot up to recite.

Anna: *How doth the little crocodile*
*Improve his shining tail*
*And pour the waters of the...*

"Anna, what are you talking about?" Wilma cut her off.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mother." Anna apologized to her mother, "But you see, Duke Weaselton said..."

"Duke Weaselton?" Wilma was confused. "Oh, for goodness' sake! Anna, I...Oh, well." she said, "Come along, your father and brothers are waiting for you. It’s time for dinner, anyway."

Wilma led Anna home from the park for dinner as Anna picked up Banjo. Anna was glad to be home after the long adventure she had. Even if it was just a crazy dream...Or was it? One thing was for sure, Anna knew that she would remember this dream for a long, long time...and the new yet, strange friends she met along the way.

Chorus: *Anna in Wonderland*
*Over the hill or here or there*
*I wonder where*

*The End*

*A Jiminy Cricket Production*