Escape from Isla de Pelegostos

Here's how the crew and our heroes escape from Isla de Pelegostos in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest*.

[Then it cuts back to the cannibals who are getting ready for a ritual, drumming rhythmically]

Jack: [two natives attach a necklace of severed human toes and fingers to Jack's neck] Thank you. [picks out a toe, studies it, bites off the tip of the nail, chews a little and spits it back out]

Will: [hanging in cages suspended in the air between two cliffs] Why would he do this to us?

Brian Griffin: Yeah, if Jack is the chief than why can he....

Gibbs: Aye. The Pelegostos have made Jack their chief. But he only remains chief as long as he acts like a chief.

Will: So he had no choice. He's a captive there as much as the rest of us.

Gibbs: Worse, as it turns out.

Twilight Sparkle: What are you talking about?

Gibbs: You see, the Pelegostos believe that Jack is a god in human form. And they intend to do 'im the honor of releasing him from his fleshy prison. [Cotton grabs Gibbs' right hand bites it, Gibbs snatches it away] They'll roast him and eat him.

Theodore Tugboat: Wait, they're cannibals?!

Gibbs: Aye.

Mordecai: Well, where's the rest of the Crew?

Gibbs: These cages we're in weren't built 'till after we got here.

Will: [snatches his hand away from the cage in alarm]

Rarity: So, we're in.....

Rarity (Human): [holds her stomach and covers her mouth] Oh! I think I'm gonna be sick.

Zoe Trent: So am I!

Ash Ketchum: Well, don't throw up yet!

Pikachu: Pika!

Gibbs: The feast is about to begin. Jack’s life Will end... when the drums stop.

Will: Well, we can't just sit here and wait then, can we?

Dawn (Pokémon trainer): Well, what are we gonna do?

Piplup: Piplup?

May: We've gotta get out of these cages.

Duck (animal): But how?

R2-D2: [whistling]

C-3PO: R2, I don't know if that's a good idea.

R2-D2: [whistling]

Captain Celaeno: Wait! I've got an idea!

[then it cuts back at the feast]

Jack: [when it looks like the cannibals have finished building a “pyre”] No! No no. Oi, no no! More wood. Big fire. Big fire! I am chief, want big fire! C’mon then. Oi [motions to the one behind his throne] Maboogey snickle snickle. Toute suite. C’mon. [shoos the native away] More wood. [smiles as he see them pile on big logs; when they turn around, he’s gone; Jack runs across a rickety bridge, past some huts and almost falls off a cliff; goes back to the camp, picks up a long bamboo stick, smiles, then looses the smile and drops it; goes into one hut which is filled with what looks like items stolen by the pirates; finds a length of rope and then picks up a can of paprika, on the bottom of which there is an East India Trading Company logo; he steps out of the hut and finds his subjects waiting for him outside] Oh, bugger. [drops the rope and with a flourish uncaps the paprika, sprinkling it under his arms] A little seasoning, aye? [throws the can away and smells himself faintly. Then it is show he is tied for the roasting and hoisted over the kindling; a few more branches are added at the last minute] Well done.

[It cuts back to the cages, and the Crew and our heroes are swinging the cages, trying to reach the side of the cliff, but not quite making it the first time and almost making it the second if the grass had not torn off in their hands; after several tries, they prepare for one more]

Captain Celaeno: One more time!

[With one final swing, they've manage to latch onto stronger vines]

Arnold Shortman: Yes! We've got it!

Harold Berman: Alright, now what do we do?

Gibbs: Put your legs through! Start the climb!

Arnold Perlsten: I knew he was going to say that.

Keesha Franklin: Oh, quit moping, and start climbing!

Glaceon: Yeah, what she said.

Will: [climbing the vine] Come on guys, it'll take all of us to Crew the Black Pearl!

Pirate #1: Actually, you wouldn’t need everyone. About six would do. [the two groups exchange a tense look] Oooh, dear.

Will: [looks to Gibbs who nods in a agreement] Hurry! [they try to outdo each other in the climb]

Marty: Heave! Is that all you've got?

Smolder: You know shorty, you could help us!

Will: [a young native passes on the bridge to their left; Will spots him first] Stop, stop. [whispers forcefully to the ones in the other cage] Stop! [they stop]

Pirate #1: Shh. [motions for the Crew to continue and they move on]

Meg Griffin: Guys, they're still climbing.

Will: Stop. [he is ignored]

Pirate #1: [grabs a poisonous snake instead of the vine] Snake! Aaaaaa! [everyone let’s go and they fall back, the rope holding the cage over the ravine breaks and they tumble down, screaming all the way; the commotions draws the attention of the young native]

Pepper Clark: Uh, oh.

Minerva Mink: Let's...

Fifi La Fume: Get...

Kitty Katswell: Out of...

Jenny Wakeman: **HERE!!!**

Blythe Baxter: **Like NOW!!!**

Will Turner: **MOVE!!!**

[They all begin climbing again as it cuts back at the feast]

Cannibal: [runs in with a torch in hand] Aii, fai fai! [lowers a torch in order to light the fire under Jack but the one who saw the prisoners escaping interrupts]

Young Cannibal: La esta so, la pelesa so. Eva kaka seisei. [everyone pauses and stands around in confusion]

Jack: Well, go on, go get them! Helalla!

Cannibals: Helalla! [the one holding the torch drops it next to the kindling and they all run off] No no, oi! No no. Not good. [starts blowing on the spreading embers, but the kindling lights up anyway so he blows faster]

[Will, our heroes, and the Crew get the cage to the top of the cliff]

Rigby: Yeah! We've made it to the top!

Chibiusa/Sailor Chibi Moon: Now what?

Brock: Now we gotta get ourselves free from the rope!

Will: Pull it loose, find a rock!

[Jack is still on the spit, he’s practically jumping, the bamboo stick jumping with him until he manages to dislodge it and lands next to the fire; he breaks the rope binding his legs and runs off with the stick still tied to him]

[the cannibals reach the cage before the Crew had managed to break it]

Mordecai: Oh, no! They're coming after us!

Muscle Man: Oh, no bro!

Carl Wheezer: What do we do now?!

Will: Roll the cage! [they roll off, the cannibals running after them; roll up and tree and crash to the ground]

James: That didn't work, now did it?

Will Turner: Lift the cage!

The Crew: Hurry!

Gibbs: Lift it high like a lady’s skirt.

Belle: Hey, we've heard that!

Elsa: Come on! Start lifting and start running!

[they lift it and run, holding it up like a skirt; the cannibals are still behind them]

[while the Crew and our heroes are running from the cannibals, Jack is running across the plank bridge, hunched over because of the pole; runs back to the huts and frees his hands, but the ropes refuse to loosen and the stick stays on his back; he spots a native child who is holding a knife and fork; sidles up to him and grabs the knife, ready to cut the ropes; that’s when he sees the two women staring at him; he screams and charges them, they step aside and he runs pole-first into a pile of coconuts, one of which gets stuck to the tip; he gets a bright idea and launches it at one of them; she stops the coconut from hitting her face without difficulty]

[the Crew and our heroes are still running from the cannibals]

Rigby: Oh, my gosh! Those cannibals are after us!

Mordecai: Oh, man! I'm gonna kill you and Jack for this, Will!

Eileen: I think the Cannibals are gonna take care of that!

Margaret: Quit it! Don't say that!

[Then suddenly everyone falls into a crag and down into water where the cage breaks by itself]

Gibbs: This way lads. [they swim for cover, arrows and spears flying down on them]

[meanwhile, Jack is being attacked by various fruits which he blocks with his arms and then they end up being strung onto both ends of the bamboo stick; finally Jack’s had enough]

Jack: Stop it! [the two women stop and stare, there are fruit neatly strung on each end of the pole]

[the Crew and our heroes hide as the cannibals continue their pursuit; the child from the little village runs up]

Child: Manka! Ma estoto. Ma estoto. [points in the direction of the village; everyone rushes off]

Peter Griffin: They're leaving.

Little Bear: Now let's get out of here.

[Jack, with a yell, runs for the cliff, the front end of the pole lodges in the ground and he flips to the other side, landing upright just on the edge; the position makes the fruit slide down and they overbalance him; he falls, the rope untangling, his foot caught in a loop on its end]

Native Woman #1: Anifi.

Native Woman #2: Aboogey.

Jack: [the stick starts dislodging, and he’s till handing upside down, dangling by one foot] Bugger. [he falls and over half a dozen plank bridges slow his fall as he breaks through each one, screaming all the way] Ooh. [breaks through another bridge] Ah. [he finally lands on the ground, the pole thudding very down into the earth very close to his head, the fruits not far behind as the Crew and our heroes finally make it out to the Pearl]

Pintel: [a rope in his hands, standing in the surf] Pull loose the mooring line. The mooring line!

Ragetti: [on deck, the monkey's gets his wooden eye as he’s crawling after it] Hey! Little hairy thing. Give it back! [the monkey puts the eye in it's mouth] Don’t bite it!

Pintel: Pull loose the mooring line! [Jack's Crew and our heroes come up behind him]

Ragetti: [points to his empty eye socket] It's got me eye. It won't give it back.

Pintel: Well, how'd you get it back last time?

Gibbs: [thumps Pintel on the back] Excellent! Our work's half done!

Pintel: We done it for you! Knew you'd be coming back for it.

Gibbs: Make ready to sail, guys!

Will: What about Jack? I won't leave without him.

John Silver: Aye, and we won't leave him too!

Jack: Oi! [he rounds a corner of the island and runs up to the Pearl]

Thomas: Look! There's Jack!

Manaphy: That's him?

May: Yes, Manaphy. That's Jack Sparrow.

[But then they all see the cannibals chasing after him]

Squidward Tentacles: **LAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!** [hair grows from his head and starts wiggling]

SpongeBob SquarePants: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** [his eyelashes grow and start wiggling]

Harold Berman: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!**

[As soon as Harold starts screaming, Gerald, Sid, Stinky, and Eugene join in as Arnold blinks before gasping]

Captain Celaeno: Speak of the devil, he's brought psychos to kill us.

Will Turner: Time to go. [runs to the Pearl]

Duck: **LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!** [runs to the Pearl]

Gibbs: Cast off those lines!

Jack: [looks back and runs faster] **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Captain Celaeno: Make ready to cast off!

Jack: Oi! [runs past the prison dog] Good doggy. [swims out to the Pearl and clings to a net] Alas, my children, this is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost – [a wave splashes him from head to toe; he continues half-heartedly] – Captain Jack Sparrow.

[the cannibals are lamenting the loss of their meal when the finally hear the dog barking; they turn to it and once it realizes the danger, runs; they run after it]