XVII. Phallic Eros

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You are Phallic Eros, ruler of your small domain of Erosia, you have a tiny tip, but a girthy shaft. Your balls are currently sagging. You need to get your dick back in your pants.

You hear a door open at the end of the hall, you turn and see a young woman you don't recognize. She is dressed in a waitress like outfit, with a nametag on her shirt.

> You eat the nametag.

You look at the nametag on the woman's shirt and grab it. The nametag reads "Eliza". You take off the nametag and put it in your pocket.

"Who are you?" you ask.

"I'm Eliza,"

> You say "Eliza who?\"

"Eliza," she says, "I just came in here."

"I don't recognize you," you say, "What do you want?"

"I'm a cook for this resort."

> You look at Eliza's bones.

Eliza has very pale skin and is missing most of her teeth. She looks like a skeleton that has been badly painted. She begins to cry as you stare at her. You notice that there is something hanging from her neck. It is a picture of a cooking pot.

> You rip off the picture.

The picture falls to the ground as you pull off the Velcro backing. You notice that the picture shows a smiling Eliza with her arms around an older man with thick black hair and a bushy mustache.

> You say "Is this man Gru?"

"Yes... he was my boyfriend when I was younger," Eliza says, tearing up again as she remembers his kind face, his big smile, and how he always made her laugh when he told jokes about his name, "I loved him so much... But he died two years ago..."

> You say "Are you sure he's dead?"

"Yes... I'm positive... I saw his body being thrown into a river by one of those crazy cultists after he was killed by one of their bullets."

"Oh..." you say, sorry for Eliza's loss, "... That sucks."

"Yeah...

> You say "Who milked me yesterday then?"

"A group of girls... they were about my age... they wanted me to sign over to them..." Eliza says, crying again as she tells you about how they had convinced her to do so under threat of physical violence if she didn't comply...

> You steal her milk.

You reach into your pocket and grab your wallet before walking out of room and heading towards the front desk area to ask for some milk from the machine there. As soon as you enter the front desk area, the front desk clerk turns away and goes back to work on his computer terminal.

> You say "Can I have a biggy milky please?"

You hear the clerk grumble and shuffle before saying, "Sure thing." He grabs a large bottle of milk from the machine and says, "Here's your milk." He hands it to you without looking up from his computer terminal.

> You say "Thanks mommy. "

You take the milk from the machine and head back towards your room. As you are leaving, you see another customer standing in line at the front desk area. This man looks about your age, though he is obviously much more muscular than you are.

> You splash the milk on the man's buttocks foreskin.

The man screams in agony as you pull down on his testicles with both hands. The pain is so great that it causes him to fall to his knees and begin wreathing around as he howls in agony.

> You say "Me likey"

The man looks up at you in shock as you stand up from behind the counter and point at his groin with one hand while your other arm wrapped around yourself in a 'shhh' motion.

A rubber band flies from across the room onto the man's penis and falls harmlessly to the floor behind him. The man looks up at it in confusion before you grab him by his shirt collar and pull him up until his face is only a few inches away from his own.

> You say "Milk time."

The man looks at you in confusion as you open the door with a smile on your face. He doesn't even get a chance to react before you push him into the hallway where he hits the wall hard enough that it makes an impression on his shirt fabric.

Gru exits the man's skin from the ear and then pulls him forward into the hallway where upon he falls to his knees and continues to scream in agony until he finally dies from losing all control of his bowels.

Gru says: "It's milk time" again before exiting the building with you.

> You slither across the street.

You slither across the street as fast as you can without making any noise. Fortunately for you, this is a two-way street so there are no cars driving by that will notice your presence.

> You tackle a car.

You quickly make your way over to a car that looks like it is in need of repair and jump onto its roof without even slowing down for a moment.

> You shit on the car.

You pull out your dick and start pissing onto the car which begins to make a horrible smell as soon as you do so. A few moments later, Gru comes out of one of the cars parked at either side of the street and stops to stare at what you are doing.

> You piss on Gru.

You continue pissing on Gru who stares blankly ahead of him, still not knowing what to do next, but when he finally reaches you he grabs your head with both hands, opens your mouth and starts sticking his tongue down your throat, trying to get all of your liquid waste out of your mouth

> You release liquid waste into Gru's mouth.

As you release your liquid waste into Gru's mouth he starts choking and coughing, but continues to try to catch you breathless as he goes purple in the face, eyes and ears. It takes several minutes before he finally turns blue and stops moving, dropping you instantly.

> You start levitating towards the top of the mandler corporation building.

Once inside, you find yourself in a large board room with Gru'S company, other mutants and a small group of humans standing around a large table with map stretched across it.

> You say "Where is Adam Mandler?"

"He's here," someone answers, looking up from their map. It's Cal," one of the humans says, "but I don't think he'll be joining us anytime soon."

"Why not? What happened?"

"There was some...

unpleasantness between him and some of my members," Cal says, shrugging his shoulders. "I'm not sure what it's all about, but I can't be bothered to care about it right now."

"Who was involved?

Was it just an accident?" you ask.

"Just an unfortunate incident," Cal says again, "but I'm sure we'll be able to resolve it soon."

> You attempt to milk Cal.

You begin trying to milk Cal who begins screaming in pain as you do so. His screams draw the attention of several others who look on angrily. They grab their guns and point them at you, forcing you back into the crowd as you attempt to escape them.

> You invoke the Phallic Constants.

You quickly begin to perform the same spell that Master Ebon did on Brother Shade when he tried to kill him. Unfortunately this spell is much more complex than Brother Shade's was and you quickly begin to feel very drained as all your energy seems to be sapped away from you.

> You sperm all over them.

You release a massive flow of Semra's own magical essence into the faces of your enemies who scream in pain as they collapse back into the crowd, unable to continue fighting due to their faces being covered in Semra's essence.

> You drain Cal's Semra's magical essence.

You begin draining Cal's magical essence as he writhes on the floor in front of you, screaming in pain. Your eyes widen however as you notice something strange; his body is growing younger before your eyes.

> You run away before he becomes an infant.

You turn and run out of the room while your allies stare at you in shock. The screaming infant that is nowCalwin begins crying and reaching for a mother figure that he sees nearby but which is actually just a illusion created by Semra's magic. Suddenly, it disappears and he stops crying.

> You dive into Gru's urethra.

You quickly dive into Gruzub's urethra and begin moving around inside, attempting to find a way out of this place and back into the real world. You manage to find an opening that leads outside and quickly step outside, breathing heavily as you try to figure out where you are now.

A cool wind whips around you and for a moment you almost feel like you're going to pass out from the cold, before you realize that you're standing outside the fort gates!

The gates of Fort Eros open to welcome their king back home after a successful battle against those who would attempt to deny him entrance.

Gru leaks into the fortress' courtyard with a pained expression on his face while several other orcs stare at him in awe like children at Father Christmas. He looks up and around at his subjects and finally stops short, staring at your figure with a great deal of fondness and respect. "Karth!"

He says happily, "I am glad to see that your mission was a success."

> You say "KARTH!!!! KAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!"

You scream with both joy and terror as you embrace Gruzub, tears of happiness and fear shed together. You realize that he is actually much older than yourself, having been born about twenty years before yourself, making him about fifteen at the time of your birth.

Gru's Semra's essence is leaking from my pores! I am going to die soon! I have been chosen by God himself to save the human race! We will live forever! We will survive anything! We will be strong enough to resist the coming of theApocalypse! We will rule the world!!!

"Ah yes,"

Gruzub says, "Your kind has been chosen for a great purpose. But first, we must celebrate." He smiles and raises his hands up in the air as if to pray. Then, he laughs madly as he drops his hands down onto the ground.

> You swat away the hand that has slid into your cheeks.

You quickly pull your hand away and turn your head to look at Gruzub, who stares at you with a mixture of shock, sadness and joy on his face. He begins smiling again as he walks towards you. "It is good news indeed!

> You stuff Gru.

You begin pushing Gruzub off of you as he falls backwards onto the ground. You crawl over to him and begin punching him as hard as you can in the face until he stops smiling.

"You've made me laugh!

> You look up and see Adam Mandler completely nude, standing over you.

You look up to see Adams standing over you, completely naked. He begins touching your body and kissing you as you try to push him away but find it impossible. As he continues touching your body, you feel an odd sensation in your stomach.

It feels as though your body is being stretched out longer and harder, all while still growing stronger and faster. You begin to feel very tired, almost to the point of collapse...

Adams stops kissing you suddenly when you begin to feel faint.

Adam smiles, completely clothed now. "This is for saving my life." He turns and walks away from you as you fall unconscious...

cum...

> You please Please cum.

You open your eyes to find yourself lying on the ground with Adams sitting next to you dressed normally. "I love you," Adams says simply before leaving for work. "I'm sorry we didn't get to talk more often."

> You reach for Adam's Golden Tip.

You reach for Adams' golden tip but find nothing there... At least not initially. After a few minutes however, you sense a strange presence near your head... You slowly turn your head and see a ghostly figure hovering above you dressed in a white robe with a white mask over their face.

> You say "Greetings, Einstein."

The ghost nods slowly before saying "I am glad to meet you."

"I am glad to meet you too," you reply, unsure what else to say. The ghost stands above both of you looking down at the ground while Adams continues talking with her silently.

> You say "Tell me about the final Phallic Constants"

The ghost nods slowly then replies "They are constant for every human being, no matter how intelligent or well-educated they may be." She pauses then says "There are three constant factors that affect every human being: their sex, their race and their weight.

> You say "What about the Phallic Arrows?"

She raises an eyebrow and asks "What about the arrows?"

"Well, they're arrows pointing outwards, so they have three points," you reply The ghost seems confused by this answer but continues "... They also have a circle on them so they are self-inking arrows."

> You say "Tell me the Law of Testicular Torque"

> You say "Tell me about The Law of Testicular Torque"

The ghost stands above both of you looking down at the ground while Adams continues talking with her silently. The ghost begins to walk towards Adams and he looks up in surprise but continues talking with her without looking at you.

The ghost stands above him and reaches up to touch his chest. She runs her hand over his chest and moves it up to his neck then gently squeezes. He looks at her for a few moments before looking down at her hand and grabbing it.

> You say "Who are you?"

He looks up at you and smiles slowly then replies "My name is Karth, I am a... A friend... A daemon..." He trails off and looks down at the ground again.

> You say "Do you know Adam Mandler?"

He gives a small nod then replies "I do not know him." He looks back up at you and smiles again then says "I'm sorry, I don't know your name either so I can't be as friendly as I should be."

> You say "I am the Phallic Eros"

He gives a nod then says "I am glad to meet you, Eros. I am Karth, a... A friend of yours?" He looks worried now and says "You haven't told me your name yet.

> You say "Call me Phallic"

He smiles slowly then nods his head saying "It's nice to meet you, I'm Castus, I'm Olive, we're friends..." He looks around nervously as if he expecting trouble.

> You say "Tell me, what is Adam Mandler's Constant?"

Castus looks around again before replying "The constant? It's simple! Every human being alive today is capable of wielding one of the five known elements: Fire, Air, Water, Ice and Earth. The element chosen must be decided by random draw from the list of elements.

> You say "Is Adam Mandler's Constant his golden tip?"

Castus goes quiet for a moment then starts laughing before replying "Of course not! The constant is an odd number between one and zero. It's not a golden tip because that would be stupid!" He grins happily then shows you the inside of his mouth.

> You say "What does this mean?"

Castus goes quiet for a moment then says "It means that your constant is equal to the sum of the reciprocals of the two people involved in the relationship." He grins happily again then shows you the inside of his mouth.

> You sniff the inside of Karth's mouth.

You smell the inside of Karth's mouth; he smells like me after a long day spent working.

> You enter Karth's mouth and venture towards his mind.

As soon as you enter his mind everything becomes clear to you: His thoughts, his actions, his tastes, his smells, all are clearly explained to you in an instant.

> You plant Adam Mandler's nudes in the mind of Karth.

You see a naked man walk out from among the trees and approach you. He has long black hair and a large blade on his back.

> You say "Who are you?"

The man grins and laughs before replying "Oh I'm many things! But if you really want to know who I am, look at my chest hairs!" He takes another step towards you and runs his hand through his chest hair.

The chest hairs are in the shape of ten penises pointing out from the skin. This man obviously has no shame about his nudeness. The man looks down at you and says "I guess it's time to tell you why I'm here." He turns and begins walking away but stops suddenly and turns around walking backwards towards you again.

> You say "What should I call you?"

The man laughs again before replying "Oh whatever do you mean? I could call myself John the Hermit or even just John for short. I usually use a lot of nicknames though so if you don't mind, I'll just be called John."

"I don't mind,"

> You say "Johnny Test?"

"That's my name!" The man laughs before continuing "I made it up myself! I'm not sure why, everyone seems to like it, so I keep using it." He turns and walks off into the forest.

> You spread the nude photographs of Adam Mandler and his Golden Tip across the mind of Karth.

You see exactly everything that happened to him over the past few weeks as clear as yesterday now: every detail, every smell, every feeling, every sound... everything is clearly explained to you with perfect clarity.

> You cum in his mind.

You feel your stomach begin to churn as if something is wrong with it, but there is no pain, just a empty feeling. The man stops suddenly and turns to look at you, he gives a little shrug before replying "It's not like I can remember anything about my old life now."

> You say "Adam Mandler."

"My name is Adams, Adams O'Riley," the man replies "But everyone calls me Adams for short." He gives a small smile then continues walking into the forest.

> You say "Hardm"

"What's your name?" Adams asks after a while.

"Karth," you reply after a moment's silence.

"I'm Adams," he replies simply "I guess we're going to be here a while so we might as well get comfortable with each other."

> You say "Kill yourself, Adams."

Adams slaps himself hard across the face and snarls "I told you I was going to kill myself when we first met! Why didn't you listen?" he shouts at you.

> You say "Do it."

Adams does nothing but shake his head at you for a few moments before replying "I don't think so, I know too much about myself now." He pauses then tries out an unlikely plan; he gets close to your ear and whispers 'Can we be friends?

> You slide out of Karth's mind through his ear tube.

You feel your head start to buzz and hear an odd tone coming from deep within your brain, like someone is whispering directly in your ear. The voice starts saying things like 'Look behind you...'. Your whole body tenses up as you start to turn around but nothing is there...

> You smoke Gru's forbidden crack.

The smoke clears from your lungs and you take a huge hit from the cigarette, holding it deep in your lungs for several seconds before exhaling deeply. It feels good as you feel your heart start beating faster and stronger...

> You smoke Otis the Cow's milk.

The smoke clears from your lungs and you take a huge hit from the cigarette, holding it deep in your lungs for several seconds before exhaling deeply. It feels good as you feel your heart start beating faster and stronger...

> You eat Otis.

The cow stops eating and looks at you expectantly, waiting for what you want to do next...

> You tickle Otis' udders.

The cow starts jumping up and down and rolling around in circles, trying to get your attention. You quickly realize that it is time to feed her again so you quickly put some food down on the ground and begin patting her stomach with your hand.

Something begins to poke your buttcheeks and you look down to find that the cow has small horns growing out of her head. She growls at you angrily before running off into the woods...

A massive explosion occurs all around you with pieces of metal flying everywhere. You are thrown against a tree and fall unconscious for several minutes while all around you chaos rages on.

> You awake to see Gru levitating, his shaft dangling millimetres from your lips.

You open your eyes and see that you are floating in a void, surrounded by an ever-shifting mass of golden energy, which flow freely through the void. You are being levitated by a single powerful gust of wind, which tosses you forward through the void.

A massive gust of wind blows and spins you around, you exit from a large golden hole in the void which opens up above you and drops you back onto the forest floor, killing your cigarette instantly...

Adam Mandler stands next to you. He looks so cute. He has a long, black, disheveled hair and a clean-shaven face with a pair of bright green eyes that seem to hide something dark within them.

"You were just in my tip", Adam says. "Come on, let's go."

> You follow Mandler.

You follow him as he leads you through the forest, stopping at a small clearing where there's a large RV with several flat screens on its sides parked right in the middle of the clearing. A group of about six people are standing around it, watching something on one of the screens.

On the screens is a strange man. He is meditating. This man is Gru. He is naked but for a long piece of cloth that hangs from one shoulder, which is covered in various symbols that you don't understand. The cloth seems to be moving by itself as if alive, drawing lines of purple lightning around itself in the symbol that was drawn on it.

Gru sucks the soul from your shaft, through the TV screen... And then spits it back out through your mouth as if it was some kind of solidified smoke! Your heart beats rapidly as you feel your entire essence being drained from your body through your mouth and nostrils.

You try to scream but find that you can't even get out a breathy whisper. Your skin begins to burn and turn black as death takes you in an instant.

> You ejaculate.

Your body begins to shudder as an explosion tears through your chest, blowing apart your heart and other organs inside it. Your blood runs out and what remains of your body collapses to the ground as your mind goes blank.

> You cum.

The last thing you hear before everything fades to black is Gru's voice screaming at the top of his lungs as he appears on the screen: "I'm coming home!"

THE END