Mr. Official

Mr. Official is a supposed former gang leader and is currently a Customer Service Representative at Thornton Stationery Company - Salford Branch, he was hired by Sydney Sinclair in 1990.

Me and my colleague have attempted to piece Mr. Official's past due to the fact that he has made up lots of stories and lied to many people about his past. This is a guess at what has actually happened.

## Possible Past

Mr. Official was born in 1969 in Hong Kong. His birth records state that he is called Graham Senior however, there are conflicting arguments if this is correct. Nothing was known about his early life however his father (also known as Mr. Official) ran a drug cartel selling a variety of substances (mainly Opium and MDMA).

## Mr. Official

### Aliases

Graham Senior
Officially The Best

Old Money

Spider Bitch

### Relatives

Sherryl - Divorced
Brenda Constantine

5 other Unknown Divorced Wives

### Affiliation

Thornton Stationery Inc, Ltd, Ultd - Salford Branch

## Physical description

### Gender

Male (However, he once pretended to a new employee that he was a woman)

## Appearances

### Debut

1999

A substance known as "The holy grail" was being transported by Mr. Official's father and was supposed to be imported from Hong Kong to Liverpool. Somehow, Mr. Official ended up on the boat (at the age of 19) and was transported to Lidl. However, the ship was taken of course so Mr. Official wouldn't actually arrive in Liverpool until he was 21. Mr. Official pillaged various islands for food and actually discovered the remains of the crew that Mr. Capulet had abandoned many years prior. Mr. Official also had one of The Five Unreadables of Lichtenstein in his possession that had supposedly been given by a white snake (though their was MDMA on the ship that Mr. Official could have taken). It is unknown how Mr. Official's family even had access to the book (the book being the fifth unknown book) but it was genuine.

When Mr. Official arrived in Liverpool, the ship was met by Sydney Sinclair. Sydney had been hoping that this new strand of ecstasy (The Holy Grail) could satisfy his needs but when he saw Mr. Official he screamed and tried to kill him. This was because Sydney is a firm believer in aliens and Mr. Official's appearance looked very much like one. Luckily for Mr. Official, Cecil Longstaff was there and noticed Sydney trying to beat Mr. Official with a Gucci belt. Cecil Longstaff rescued Mr. Official and Sydney apologised.

Sydney then offered an internship at Thornton Stationery Company - Salford Branch since Sydney felt bad, which Mr. Official gladly accepted. Mr. Official has moved up since and is now working as a Customer Service representative.

In 2001, whilst holidaying in Alabama, Mr. Official was forced to fake his death after pretending to be a witch in the state. He pretended to be burnt at the stake but in reality he used a fake body.

## BATTY

In 2007, Mr. Official met BATTY and revealed to them that he was being targeted by a group of terrorists from his past called "The Severed Claw". BATTY met with The Severed Claw who revealed that they were just paid hit-men working for a mysterious "Man in an Iron Mask". The leader of the hit-men (Sarah Hairy) realised that the man was Vlad Petrov and (after the other hit-men ran off) Vlad jumped from the rafters of the warehouse wearing an iron mask. Sarah managed to calm the rising tension in the room which made everyone leave to go and cool off.

In 2009, Mr. Official took over the group in an attempt to impress his father. However, after Jimmy and Busy left to find Jimmy's cousin (Jasper Scunthorpe) and The Boys in Blue, Mr. Official realised how stupid he was being and left the group to return to the Salford Branch.