Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex

Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex in the White Void

### Overview

Kyson Muntz Monkey Boob Hitler Sex Jr. is a licensed surgeon, anesthesiologist, therapist, physician, scientist, engineer, immigration officer, and gristographer. From his upbringing, Kyson was always concerned with helping others, even when it meant disparaging others, namely Dr. Duppy, whom he disgraced heavily and to this day have been mortal enemies. Kyson is also a huge fan of collecting old collectors bleeshle tokens. He is popular where he lives, Unjland due to his job as an immigration officer.

### Career

Kyson made a dare with the Green Hyper-Wizard, who said he would never become a doctor of any sort; being a little offended, Kyson set out to become as many doctorates as possible. Kyson goes between different buildings everyday stressfully due to his numerous jobs, but he has become the light of the party when he is in any of those jobs. His constant workplace harassment has placed him under several HR violations.

#### Surgeon

In his role as a surgeon, Kyson delights in replacing hearts and brains with rejistled brains and hearts. This is namely to prevent BPUIFOY Disease (BPU Disease). This is his claim to fame. In this job he has made a bunch of friends from dropping surgical scissors in peoples ribs.

#### Anesthesiologist

He works and keeps to himself because he doesn't know what he's doing and doesn't want to give it away (and prove the Green Hyper-Wizard wrong.)

#### Therapist

Kyson doesn't want people to feel sad so he became a therapist to better the lives of people who are down in the dumps. In the therapist community, he is often known as the Justice Therapist because he always therapies with a gavel, enchanted with garglopian magic. Therapists are often frowned upon in Unjland because they believe people who are sad should kill themselves.

#### Physician

He makes medicine to cure BPU Disease, Jiradociation Visitation, gun violence, etc, pitch perfection, Ivan's Blasting, Toe Tickliness. In this job he also looks at people and makes sure if they have the common cold, uncommon cold, rare cold, epic cold, or legendary cold.

#### Scientist

As a scientist, he pilots robots through the Infinite Lego Batman Store to see the oddities that may occur. The robots all have life vests to prevent sudden floods which happen from the Shovial Chute. He is a also a chemist who throws potions at different objects and sees what happens. He also drinks potions to see what happens, this notably caused the Logaar Yellowing, in which Kyson drank a yesterdizing potion which he couldn't digest and burped out yesterdizing powder, trapping everyone affected in a groundhogs day loop.

#### Engineer

Not much is known because Engineers are a highly secret association, however, they are suspected to be involved in the eradication of erection island.

#### Immigration Officer

Kyson is known as Super Ky in the immigration world because he kills anyone he thinks may be an illegal immigrant because an immigrant killed his wife yesterday. Super Ky also always buys donuts for his Immigration Officer friends which garners high respect on a national level. This makes him more prone to BPU Disease, hence the attempts to eradicate it.

#### Gristographer

Kyson gristolizes portraits of abandoned primate research facilities. This is extremely controversial because they are seen as sacred by Unjlandian people, despite this, he maintains his popularity in the nation. He also advertises for the legalization of gristolizing people, public outcry is silenced from the Engineers.

### Future

Kyson is set to retire and die on the same day without any money because he's evil and evil people are poor in Unjland, unless they're politicians.