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Val and Mal's Apartment

**Val and Mal's Apartment** is an apartment complex in Dome City, where Val and Mal Skullcruncher live. It first appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Val drank away her sorrows in her apartment after getting suspended from T.T. Barr Elementary and then she got into a fight with Mal over it. They later flushed Sal down the toilet.

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Fichael went down to Val and Mal's apartment to pick up Val for their St. Pudchugger's Day date. Val would also drink away her pain after Fichael got a bunch of Severed Heads attached to his body. Val also had a pet cat in their apartment too, which Mal turned into a bunch of heads.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Val called Fichael from her room, telling him that he made a poor decision emigrating Flobby and Belzert into Dome City was a bad idea.

In "Flammily Reunion", Fichael went to Val's room to have sex with her. Mal also had a long line of several different men lining up in her bedroom to have sex with her also.

## Episode Appearances

* Robot Revolution
* St. Pudchugger's Day
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins
* Flammily Reunion

## Gallery

### Interior

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Alien Invasion

The **Alien Invasion** was a supposed attack on Farzar, led by Bazarack and the alien armada, in an attempt to take over their world. Renzo details in the history classes of Dome City that he saved the planet from the alien invasion by heroically fighting them off one by one. However, we later find out that he's fabricating this and in actuality, the aliens lived on Farzar first before Renzo led the humans in taking it over. It occurred in "Welcome to Farzar".
Pineapple Charles

**Pineapple Charles** is an alternate personality that lives in Barry Barris' head. He's characterized as a horny nymphomaniac, who loves having orgies and has the catchphrase, "I'm harder than uncooked rice!" He appeared in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains". He is voiced by Dana Snyder.

## Biography

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Barry Barris put on a Mind-Reading Helmet which exposed his thoughts to the others. He had several different personalities in his head, most of which were telling him to kill himself. One of the personalities was a loony nympho named Pineapple Charles, who claimed to be harder than uncooked rice and joined a massive sex orgy with all the other personalities. Disturbed, Renzo took his helmet off and told him that he didn't need to wear one. Scootie was disappointed, wanting to hear more of that Pineapple Charles sex orgy. Later on, Scootie was wearing a mind-reading helmet and heard the voice of Pineapple Charles in *his* head for some reason. After that, Barry wound up with Pineapple Charles back in his head once again.
Agent Clappers

**Agent Richard Clappers** is a major recurring character from the *Netflix* original, *Paradise PD*. He is an FBI agent with colossal testicles. He made a cameo in the *Farzar* episode, "St. Pudchuggers Day". He is voiced by Lance Reddick.

## Biography

In "St. Pudchuggers Day", Renzo used Barry's cloning machine to make clones of himself but they all came out looking terrible. One of his failed clone experiments was none other than Agent Clappers from *Paradise PD*, who exclaimed his iconic catchphrase from the show, "Bing bang boom, dick titties! I am Agent Clappers!". Disappointed with the results, Renzo sent the Clappers clone into the incinerator to be destroyed. Barry was confused about the nature of the clone and Renzo, equally perplexed, claimed to not understand the clone either since it didn't even sound like him, making a fourth wall joke on how both characters are voiced by Lance Reddick.

## Trivia

* Agent Clappers and Renzo have the same voice actor, Lance Reddick, which is the primary reason why he was a product of Renzo's DNA being cloned.
* Although he's still alive in *Paradise PD*, Agent Clappers is classified as "deceased" on this wiki because this page regards the clone that appeared in *Farzar*.
How We Reproduce

**How We Reproduce** is a song sung by Flobby and Belzert in the episode "War and Peace", where they explain their reproduction cycle. However, the song was never heard in its entirety, due to disgusted people cutting it short.

## Lyrics

*I put my tongue in his butthole.*

*That's how we reproduce.*

*I stick out my lips and*

*Suck out all the juice-*
Driving Instructor

The **Driving Instructor** is an unnamed alien driver's ed teacher, who works for the DMV in the Alien Slums. He appeared in "Save the Reaper Demons". He is voiced by David Kaye.

## Biography

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Bazarack went down to the DMV to get his driver's license back and the driving instructor worked as his teacher. Bazarack tried to bribe the teacher into giving him his license for free by slipping him some food from Plorpus's Pancake Pod but he wasn't accepting the bribe. After that, Bazarack tried to seduce him by giving him a handjob and complimenting his 10-inch dick, which he considered sexual assault. Bazarack failed every single test on his driving test and got a checklist full of demerits from the teacher. It was very clear that he was not getting his drivers license. Just then, they were approached by Trondo, who the driving instructor recognized as the man who'd been sleeping with his wife. Trondo challenged them to a drag race and the driving instructor told Bazarack that if he won this drag race, he'd pass him. At first, Bazarack failed but he time traveled back to the day when Trondo was born and killed him as a baby so that he could win by technicality. The drivers ed teacher called this a win and told Bazarack that he'd pass him as soon as they got back to the DMV. Bazarack celebrated by getting drunk off his ass and driving straight into Plorpus's Pancake Pod, where he smashed through the wall, killing the teacher before he could pass him. Bazarack flayed the face off the teacher's corpse and walked into the DMV, pretending to be him and asking to pass Bazarack. However, nobody bought the disguise and Bazarack failed his driver's test.

## Trivia

* The driving instructor apparently has a 10-inch dick.
All Night Long

**All Night Long** is a song sung by Rock and Roll Squid in the episode "Robot Revolution". It is a rock-and-roll style song, created by the squid, thanks to Clitaris' teachings. The song was later reprised by a drunken Bazarack in "Save the Reaper Demons".

## Lyrics

*She had tentacles that were 8 feet long.*

*I wanna party pretty baby, all night long!*
Brickleberry

**Brickleberry** is an adult-animated sitcom on *Comedy Central*, created by Roger Black and Waco O'Guin. It ran from September 25th, 2012 to April 14th, 2015. The series follows obscene, hot-headed park owner, Woody Johnson, bossing around his incompetent park rangers in the fictitious, Brickleberry National Park.

Brickleberry is the first of two predecessors to Farzar, with the second one being Paradise PD.

## *Brickleberry* References in *Farzar*

* In "Memory Wars", Mal explains the rules of Adoraball and uses a bunch of sports jargon. One of the terms she uses is "Jack Abowski", the name of the secretary of the interior from Brickleberry. Later in the episode, Scootie told everybody the story of the *Brickleberry* episode, "*Race Off!*", saying "And then Steve was black and Denzel was white for the whole episode.", referencing to how in said episode, Steve Williams and Denzel Jackson both had their skin burned off and switched out each other's, making Steve African-American and Denzel Caucasian. Mal said that this show sounded terrible.
* In "War and Peace", a flashback showed Mal as a child, stabbing a Squabbit to death.
Miss Whiskers

**Miss Whiskers** is a minor recurring character from the *Netflix* original, *Paradise PD*. She is a slutty alley cat. She made a cameo in the *Farzar* episode, "The Great and Powerful Ozner". She is voiced by John DiMaggio.

## Biography

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Flobby and Belzert did a full body examination on Billy while counting how many genitals the genetically-spliced monster possesses. When Belzert found another vagina within Billy's brown furry crotch, Miss Whiskers popped out of it, making a fourth wall joke that she's in both shows.

## Trivia

* Miss Whiskers claims to have made it to Farzar by getting frozen.
Scorpion Tank

The **Scorpion Tank** is a military vehicle, used by Bazarack.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Bazarack got into his scorpion tank for his upcoming war against Renzo but got pissed off that somebody installed a manual transmission in his scorpion tank and complained that he didn't know how to drive stick.

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Bazarack planned to show off his scorpion tank in a parade, just like last year, when he made his scorpion tank hump the air and fire missiles out of its crotch. Bazarack soon after drove his scorpion tank home from The Big Sipper Bar, completely drunk and with Clitaris in the passenger seat. Clitaris tried to keep Bazarack from swerving off the road but failed and they crashed the tank into Plorpus's Pancake Pod. This got Bazarack thrown in the slammer for a day and got his drivers license revoked. Bazarack tried and failed to get his license back at the DMV. In the end, Bazarack had to drive a tricycle instead and just gussied it up to look like a scorpion tank.

In "War and Peace", despite having his license revoked, Bazarack was still able to use his scorpion tank in the war on Dome City. In it, he crushed an alien skill under the foot of his scorpion tank and ordered out an army of Intellectoids from it.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* Save the Reaper Demons
* War and Peace
Cotton-Eyed Joe

**Cotton-Eyed Joe** is an old country folk song that predates the 1860's. The best known version is the 1994 cover sung by *Rednex*. It was sung by the reanimated severed head of Bazarack in "Robot Revolution".

## Lyrics

*If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe.*

*I'd been married a long time ago.*

*Doo doo da doo duh doo doo doo.*

*Duh duh doo duh Cotton-Eyed Joe.*

## Trivia

* This is the first real-world song to be featured in *Farzar*.
Splammy

**Splammy** is the inbred twin brother of Flammy and the intended suitor of her before she married Renzo. Because of his genetic background, he is incapable of moving his own bones and his muscles are too weak to carry his body, meaning he needs to be carried around by a puppeteer like a marionette puppet. He appeared in "Flammily Reunion". He is voiced by Dana Snyder.
Virginity Auction

The **Virginity Auction** is a sex trafficking auction, organized by Flobby and Belzert, where they auctioned off Billy's body parts to the people of Dome City to have sex with, since they could no longer have sex with humans. Barry saved his son from the auction and had people instead have sex with the Cluckinator Fuckinator instead. It occurred in "The Great and Powerful Ozner".
Colonization of Farzar

The **Colonization of Farzar** is a moment in history, where Renzo led an army of humans to invade the planet of Farzar and steal the land from its native aliens. During this colonization, Renzo did horrible things to the aliens such as steal their land, kill their people, and ravage their resources. Currently, he lies to the people of Dome City in censored history textbooks and tells them that humans were here first before the aliens invaded and very few people in Dome City actually know the truth. It occurred in "Welcome to Farzar".
Trondo's Mom

**Trondo's Mom** is the mother of Trondo, who's baby was killed right in front of her by Bazarack in an alternate timeline. She appeared in "Save the Reaper Demons". She is voiced by Kari Wahlgren.

## Biography

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Trondo's mom gave birth to Trondo at the Alien Hospital. Right after she named him, Bazarack, who had traveled back in time, broke into the hospital and killed Trondo with a laser gun and then he fled, apparently having been pissed off by an adult Trondo from the alternate timeline he came from.

## Trivia

* It is unknown whether or not Bazarack killed her, along with her son.
Memory Gun

The **Memory Gun** is a laser gun, invented by Barry Barris, that can implant false memories into people's minds. As efficient as it is, the gun is very costly and if one doesn't pay for Memory Gun premium, their false memories will come with product placements for things such as Lexus, Pantene, and Maybelline. It appeared in "Memory Wars", where Renzo used his memory gun on Fichael to give him false memories of him being a good dad.
Mrs. Finklestein

**Mrs. Finklestein** is the deceased mother of Bazarack. She has never been seen in the show but she has been mentioned and shown in pictures. She was first mentioned in "Robot Revolution" and was first pictured in "Memory Wars".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Bazarack mentioned how his mom left him a silly choo-choo train hat in her will and got mad at Gorpzorp for complimenting it.

In "Memory Wars", Mrs. Finklestein was shown in a picture on Bazarack's wall, while he was trying to have sex with Flammy in his room.
Celebration of Bazarack's Death

The **Celebration of Bazarack's Death** is a massive party in Dome City, celebrating the supposed death of Bazarack, caused by Fichael for severing his head. The party was started by Renzo, who, at the time, was unaware the Bazarack wasn't really dead, not knowing his race could regrow heads. It occurred in "Welcome to Farzar".
Red Rocker

**Red Rocker** is a robot toy from the *Rock'em Sock'em Robots* toy. He is always getting into boxing matches with Blue Bomber. He appeared in "Robot Revolution".

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", Red Rocker and Blue Bomber were fist fighting in the Robot District. Red Rocker punched Blue Bomber in the chin and stuck his head up. Blue Bomber got mad at him for this and just shot him dead with a gun.
Daddy O'Baggins

**Daddy O'Baggin** is an alter-ego of Bazarack. He is a saxophone-playing skinny yellow alien. He was portrayed in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins".

## Appearance

He wears a black beret, white tank shirt, light blue denim shorts with white pockets hanging out, and brown sandals.

## Biography

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Bazarack disguised himself in order to infiltrate Dome City.
Severed Heads

The **Severed Heads** are a bunch severed heads of executed criminals, that were surgically attached to Fichael's body. They appeared in "St. Pudchuggers Day".

## Members

* **Leader** - The leader of all the severed heads, who does most of the talking.
* **Cucumber Guy** - The first head that got attached to Fichael; he is a braindead psycho who only shouts "CUCUMBER!!!".
* **Robber** - A greedy criminal who wants to rob a bank.
* **Arsonist** - A psychopath who wants to burn down a church.
* **Flasher** - A creepy pervert who wants to flash nuns.
* **Turn-of-the-Century Villain** - A turn-of-the-century villain, who wants to tie a woman to a railroad track and kill her.
Reaper Demons

The **Reaper Demons** are an alien race from Farzar.

## Appearance

The Reaper Demons are mostly crimson while sharing a similar physical appearance of the Queen Xenomorph. They have ivory horns, purple tongues, no eyes, sets of jagged teeth and blades that protrude from the bottom of their wrists.

## Trivia

* They are clearly based on the Xenomorphs from the *Aliens* franchise.
Cheat, Cheat, Cheat

**Cheat, Cheat, Cheat** is a song sung by some silverware in "Memory Wars". Flammy had a hallucination of her silverware singing and telling her to cheat on Renzo with Bazarack.

## Lyrics

*It's time to cheat, cheat, cheat,*

*On your limp-dick spouse.*

*It's time to get to smashin'*

*Flames of passion have been doused.*

*Who are you?*

*You're the queen!*

*Every man should munch your bean.*

*La la la la la la la la la!*
Denise Deathwish

**Denise Deathwish** is an extremely horny daredevil girl. She appeared in "Robot Revolution". She is voiced by Kari Wahlgren.

## Biography

In "Robot Revolution", there was a commercial of Denise Deathwish that showed off how much of a badass she was. Scootie scored a date with Denise Deathwish and had her come over to his house for some sex with his brand new robot penis. Scootie unlocked the robot drill and Denise turned it up to 10, which drilled Denise Deathwish to a mashed up pulp. Afterwards, Denise's blood was scrawled all over the walls but Denise was still alive, albeit in the form of a bunch of mushy organs.
Bouncy Castle Pellet

The **Bouncy Castle Pellet** is a rainbow pellet, invented by Barry Barris, that can turn into a bouncy castle, when it gets wet. It appeared in "Welcome to Farzar".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Barry Barris showed Fichael his inventions; one of them was a rainbow tablet that could transform into a bouncy castle, when wet. Fichael found this invention completely worthless but Barry said that it was good for making strangers take off their shoes so that he could steal them and sniff them.

After Fichael, Val, Mal, and Billy were swallowed by a Cocktopus, Fichael dropped the bouncy castle pellet in his stomach acid and it expanded into a bouncy castle, which caused the Cocktopus to rip open and explode and die. After that, they took advantage of the situation and bounced around on the bouncy castle.
Zarno S-9000

**Zarno S-9000** is the home planet of Zobo, which he destroyed in a colossal chaotic outbust. It never appeared on screen but it was mentioned in "St. Pudchugger's Day".

## Biography

Zobo used to live on Zarno S-9000 until one day, he witnessed a plate spinning convention that was double-booked with an ACME exploding plates convention, which led to people spinning exploding plates that killed everyone, killing them all. Zobo was so overwhelmed with chaos that he destroyed the entire planet. He didn't remember any of it because he blacked out and when he woke up, the entire planet was gone and he just narrowly escaped to his rocket ship so that he could escape to a new planet, this planet being Farzar.

## Gallery

Zobo floating among the exploded remains of Zarno S-9000.Bazarack and Billy witness the destruction of Zarno S-9000.One of the aliens who lived on Zarno S-9000.
Handicapped Alien

The **Handicapped Alien** is a handicapped alien in a wheelchair, who works for Bazarack. He appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Jerry Minor.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", the handicapped alien had a solo during the musical number, "Your Daddy is an Evil Asshole", where he sang about how Renzo parked in his handicapped spot.
Mrs. Skullcruncher

**Mrs. Skullcruncher** is the unnamed, unseen mother of Val and Mal Skullcruncher. Her voice was heard via flashback in "War and Peace". She is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "War and Peace", there was a flashback to when Val and Mal were kids. Mrs. Skullcruncher was heard telling Val to be a good girl by coloring inside the lines and eating her vegetables, while Mal misbehaved and did terrible things like smoking and killing Squabbits.
Energy Dome

The **Energy Dome** is a massive force field of impenetrable hardened energy that surrounds Dome City to protect it from Bazarack and his alien armada. The dome is powered by a bunch of little robots who run on hamster wheels in the core of the city.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Renzo introduced the energy dome, via expository story and explained its purpose of keeping Bazarack out of Dome City.

In "Robot Revolution", Scootie called for a robot revolution and had the little robots on the hamster wheels in the core reactor of Dome City quit their jobs in the middle of nowhere, officially shutting off the energy dome. The alien armada took a while to stage their invasion on Dome City, thanks to Bazarack wasting his time with frivolous bullshit, and by the time they finally went forth on their invasion, the strike was over and the robots went back to work, which reconstructed the energy dome before Bazarack could enter, getting him electrocuted by the energy dome.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Fichael entrusted Flobby and Belzert with guarding an emergency power-down button which would shut off the energy dome. Flobby and Delbert were quick to disobey simple orders and started smashing the button. Meanwhile, Bazarack, who was inside Dome City, shook his ass at Clitaris and his other minions outside of Dome City and leaned against the energy dome as he did it, mocking them all for not being in Dome City like him. Just then, the energy dome shut off for a few seconds and then reassembled, making Bazarack fall out of the city and then get trapped in the Alien Slums, permanently.

In "Memory Wars", Clitaris had blueprints for a suit, which would help Bazarack to simply walk right through the energy dome, completely unharmed but Bazarack didn't like this idea and threw it in the Idea Furnace.

In "War and Peace", Fichael used Zobo's rainbow barf powers against Renzo in battle and blasted a massive rainbow laser into the energy dome, destroying it permanently and shattering it into a million little pieces. With the energy dome completely annihilated and with Renzo dead, Bazarack finally got to take over Dome City once and for all.
Wendigo

The Wendigo is a monster that once served as the obstacle in Adoraball.

## Appearance

The Wendigo has white fury, light gray skin on his face, arms with four-clawed digits and tail with white fur, emaciated chest and abs, ice blue tongue, long horizontal pointy ears, shiny ice blue antlers, black eyes with tiny red pupils, yellowish-white teeth and fangs, skinny legs with thick calves, and black feet.
Keeno Bampfardor

**Keeno Bampfardor** is a powerful alien soldier from The Netherlands, who opposed Bazarack in the Alien Election for Emperor Supreme. He appeared in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains".

## Biography

Keeno Bampfardor, after spending years fighting a supposedly unwinnable war against the McBurgerites, came back to Farzar with the head of their leader. Upon his return, he was absolutely disgusted by the fact that humans took over Farzar and was disgusted with Bazarack's failure to do anything about it. Keeno decided that if Bazarack wasn't willing to pull his weight, he'd vow to take the humans down, himself. Bazarack reminded Keeno that the aliens are democratic and offered Keeno to challenge him in the Alien Election for the title of Emperor Supreme of The Netherlands. Bazarack showed Keeno his booth, which was rigged with all sorts of death traps, such as electric barbed wire, motion-activated laser guns, and a man-eating shark, all made by Gorpzorp. Keeno went to his booth and stood directs in the trap, activating all of them and yet, somehow didn't even get a scratch on him. It was then, Keeno vowed to run for Emperor Supreme.

Keeno ran a fair election and promised to do great things for The Netherlands, such as help out the poor and especially take back their land from the humans. Keeno won the hearts of many aliens, including everyone from the alien armada, leading them all to betray Bazarack and join him instead, save for Clitaris, who was the only man to stay loyal to Bazarack ... up until news broke out that Bazarack nuked his house.

At the end of the election, both Keeno and Bazarack were tied 50/50, with just one person who hadn't yet voted, Clitaris. Bazarack managed to sway Clitaris' vote by killing his wife, which gave Bazarack the win and made Keeno lose. What happened to Keeno after that and where he is now is unknown.

## Appearance

Keeno Bampfardor is a purple buff alien with antennae and a triangle indigo gem on his forehead. He has a diagonal scar under his right eye, triangles above his face cheeks, brown hair, fangs, and pointy ears. He wears a dark brown suit with shiny yellow/green armory on his chest, shoulder pads with crimson winged skulls, and gauntlets, yellow gloves, and yellow/green boots, silver kneepads, and silver belt with red triangle embellishment.

## Personality

Keeno Bampfardor is a strong, resilient warrior and a wise, benevolent politician, who is disgusted by the dreadful reality of the humans having molested their native land and is hell-bent on reclaiming what's his and his people's. Unfortunately, as powerful as man as he is, being able to annihilate all of the McBurgerites and survive being attacked by both a shark and a bunch of lasers, Keeno is still no match for political corruption and is vulnerable to losing an election to a lying, cheating opponent like Bazarack.

## Trivia

* It is unknown what happened to him after he lost the election.
Gorpzorp

**Gorpzorp** is a scientist that works for Bazarack, who gets treated like a dog. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar".

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Gorpzorp appeared as one of the many alien minions, working for Bazarack. He took part in the musical number "Your Daddy is an Evil Asshole", singing about how Renzo took a shit in his mailbox.

In "Robot Revolution", Gorpzorp complimented Bazarack's wacky choo choo train hat, which he assumed he bought online, but Bazarack told him that his mother left him this in her will.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Bazarack treated Gorpzorp like a pet dog and even said be put down a pet deposit for him. Gorpzorp complained about being treated like a dog and insisted that he was a scientist. This got him locked in a cage, where he played with a squeaky steak toy. At the end of the episode, he was shown to have peed the cage because none of the other aliens remembered to let him out to take him for a walk.

In "Flammily Reunion", Gorpzorp appeared in Bazarack's 80's commercial for "Bazarackilldiedeath.com", trapped in his cage and damning his position before Bazarack ran in and kicked him out of it.

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Gorpzorp made an interactive poster for Bazarack's re-election campaign.

## Appearance

Gorpzorp is a short little light green alien with darker green stripes. He has three yellow eyes, a long straight mouth of tiny sharp teeth, and an orange glowing bulb that hangs off the back on his head. He drives around in a dark gray little robot suit with arms and legs on it to move.

## Personality

Gorpzorp is a genius scientist, who unfortunately, doesn't get the respect he deserves from Bazarack, though this is to be expected for all of Bazarack's minions. Gorpzorp gets treated like a dog and because he keeps getting treated like one, he acts like one at times. Despite this, he is still very eloquent and well-spoken, as seen in "Memory Wars", when he was able to adlib some beautiful love poetry for Flammy. Being as smart as he is, Gorpzorp is not very loyal to Bazarack on account of how incompetent and stupid he is, as seen in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", when he betrayed him to work for the more competent, Keeno Bampfardor, even though his new job didn't stick.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* Robot Revolution
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins
* Flammily Reunion
* Baz, Bangs, and Brains
* The Great and Powerful Ozner
* Memory Wars
* War and Peace

## Trivia

* In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", it was revealed that Gorpzorp is colorblind.
* In "Memory Wars", it was revealed that Gorpzorp is very good with romantic poetry.
Illdi

**Illdi** is one of the four sassy women on Shady Acreon 4. She appeared in "Flammily Reunion". She is voiced by Luke McQuillian.

## Biography

In "Flammily Reunion", Bazarack went down to Shady Acreon 4 to see the people who stole his web address, "Bazarackkilldiedeath.com". There, he met the three old ladies, Kiki, Edeath, and Illdi, who had registered the domain name to sell arts and crafts. Illdi refused to give up the address to him but when Bazarack suggested getting rid of Kiki's annoying boyfriend, Harold, she decided to make a deal with him and give him the domain name if he got rid of Harold. Bazarack failed to do this but by that time, they really didn't care about it anymore. Illdi became such good friends with Bazarack, that she was willing to let Kiki marry Harold, trusting him to be a good boyfriend because of how well Bazarack respected him. Unfortunately, Illdi and all of the other girls were murdered by Harold shortly after.

## Trivia

* She is a parody on *Dorothy Zbornak* from *The Golden Girls*.
	+ If *Farzar* follows the same lore of the show, Sophia Petrillo would be Illdi's mother.
* She is voiced by Luke McQuillian, who is known for his impressions of Dorothy Zbornak and has voiced her in several animated parodies of *The Golden Girls*. His YouTube channel is available here and you can see his video announcement on it here. (4:44)
Planet Parenthood

**Planet Parenthood** is a planet that specializes in assisting people with reproductive and sexual healthcare. Renzo had it shut down because he didn't like how they kept performing abortions there. It hasn't appeared onscreen but it was mentioned in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins".

## Biography

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Renzo got pregnant with Tammy Tentacles' baby and regretted shutting down Planet Parenthood, since now he needed to use it.

## Trivia

* It is a parody on *Planned Parenthood*.
The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins

**The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins** is the fifth episode of Season 1 of Farzar. It is the fifth episode, overall.

## Synopsis

Renzo meets an alien pornstar. Acting czar, Fichael allows aliens inside the city, including Bazarack, who becomes addicted to the humans' luxuries.

## Characters

### Major Roles

* Renzo
* Fichael
* Zobo
* Val Skullcruncher
* Mal Skullcruncher
* Bazarack
* Flobby
* Belzert

### Minor Roles

* Flammy
* Scootie
* Barry Barris
* Billy
* Clitaris
* Gorpzorp
* Squiggles
* Tammy Tentacles
* Silah
* Trish
* Antillion (Cameo)
* Mordecai (Cameo)
* Agnes (Non-Speaking Cameo)
* Zootie (Non-Speaking Cameo)

## Trivia

* Renzo is racist against aliens but is also simultaneously sexually aroused by alien pornography.
* Fichael still drinks his mother's breast milk.
* Clitaris' dad died of space lupus.
* Flobby and Belzert officially move into Dome City and become legal immigrants.

### Cultural References

* This episode satirizes *Donald Trump's Border Wall* and his policies on Mexican immigration.
	+ It also satirizes the *Overturning of Roe v. Wade*.
* Extreme Border Patrol is a parody on *American Ninja Warrior*.
* Renzo references to British playwriter, *Harold Pinter*.
* Renzo lies about fighting *Frankenstein's Monster* from *The Modern Prometheus*.
* Fichael bathes in *Grape Kool-Aid*.
* Flammy wakes up from her nap and yells "Fitz is the kingpin!". This is a reference to the plot of Season 2 of *Paradise PD*, where *Gerald Fitzgerald* was the kingpin of the argyle/houndstooth meth corporation. More specifically, this was a direct quote from *Stanley Hopson*, who woke up from a nap and screamed this in the episode "*PARAD-ISIS*".

## See Also

**Season 1**

Welcome to Farzar • Robot Revolution • Save the Reaper Demons • St. Pudchugger's Day • **The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins** • Flammily Reunion • Baz, Bangs, and Brains • The Great and Powerful Ozner • Memory Wars • War and Peace
Corporal Lehrman's Daughter

**Corporal Lehrman's Daughter** is an extremely attractive girl, who's father, Corporal Lehrman, died in the War on Dome City. She appeared in "War and Peace". She is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "War and Peace", Scootie saw Corporal Lehrman saying goodbye to his beautiful daughter before going off to war and assumed this was his wife. Wanting to have sex with her, Scootie had Lehrman killed in war, assuming he'd get to have sex with the horny widow. However, he found out this girl was actually his daughter, as he told her about Corporal Lehrman's passing, leading her to break down in tears and cry on the couch over her father's death. Just then, Corporal Lehrman's real wife, Beretha Lehrman, who was an insanely fat and unattractive woman, came downstairs, horny as hell for Scootie and raped him. Her daughter didn't even care about how her mom was acting because in her words, "Everybody grieves in their own way."
Emmy Awards

The **Emmy Awards** are annual award ceremonies where people give out Emmy awards to shows that have done outstanding performances. Farzar had been submitted to the Emmy Awards for their diarrhea jokes and human-on-spider sex scenes but kept losing to The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. It occurred in "The Great and Powerful Ozner".
Farzar (Planet)

**Farzar** is a distant planet in outer space, where the eponymous series, *Farzar*, takes place, as Dome City is located there and is the home planet of main character, Renzo.

## Biography

Around 30 years ago, Farzar was inhabited by its indigenous population of alien natives, who were led by Bazarack Killdiedeath. However, one day their planet was invaded by human colonist, Renzo, who inflicted a war onto the aliens, wherein he killed their people, stole their land, and ravaged their resources. After claiming Farzar as his own, Renzo constructed Dome City there, which he ruled over as the czar, alongside his wife Queen Flammy. Since then, Bazarack has sworn revenge on Renzo and has tried many times to get his land back, failing miserably ever single time.

In "War and Peace", Bazarack teamed up with the Leaders of the Alien Clans and waged a War on Dome City, which he eventually won, killing Renzo, destroying Dome City's energy dome, and taking over as the new czar, thereby officially making himself the ruler of Farzar again.
Choirbot

**Choirbot** is an clerical robot at the Church of Ozner, who leads the church's gospel choir and sings everything she says. She appeared in "The Great and Powerful Ozner". She is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Choirbot led the church gospel choir at the Church of Ozner and used her music to speak the truth about the religion. She sang about how nobody really wanted to be there and how Ozner was entirely fabricated and called everybody who believed in him an idiot.

Choirbot was later seen, jumproping topless outside of Renzo's castle, as per request of "Ozner" and sang about how fucked up this was on so many levels.

Following the disbanding of the Church of Ozner, it can be assessed that Choirbot is out of work.
Renzo's Sex Clone

**Renzo's Sex Clone** is a genetic clone of Renzo that he brings out every Pudchugger's Day to have sex with Flammy. He was created by Barry, with his Cloning Machine. He appeared in "St. Pudchugger's Day". He is voiced by Lance Reddick.

## Biography

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Renzo dreaded the fact that he'd have to have sex with Flammy on St. Pudchugger's Day so Renzo went down to the depths of The Castle of Dome City to find his sex clone, who was hidden away in a dark old cave. Renzo told his clone that it was that time of the year again, where he had to have sex with Flammy to save the world. Renzo's clone didn't understand how this would've saved the world but he went for it anyway. Unfortunately, his clone was crushed to death under a chandelier, so Renzo was fucked to fuck Flammy.
Season 1

**Season 1** is the first season of Farzar. It was released in its entirety on *Netflix* on July 15th, 2022. It consists of 10 episodes.

## Overview

Czarivech Fichael wants to be a space warrior just like his royal monarch of a father, Renzo and on his 30th birthday, he finally gets the chance to prove with worth, when Renzo throws together The S.H.A.T. Squad for him. Unfortunately, on his first mission to destroy Dome City's biggest adversary, Bazarack, Fichael learns that Renzo is actually a corrupt leader, who's just as bad, if not, worse than Bazarack.

## Trivia

* Due to the *Coronavirus* pandemic, this entire season's voice acting was recorded via *Zoom*.
* This is the final season of the series to air during the lifetime of Lance Reddick.
* This is the final season of the show to be produced, as the show was cancelled on November 16th, 2023.

## References

* https://www.ign.com/articles/farzar-exclusive-season-1-clip-netflix-interview
* https://screenrant.com/farzar-season-1-lance-reddick-eps-interview/
* https://headtopics.com/us/roger-black-waco-o-guin-lance-reddick-interview-farzar-season-1-28254223
* https://gamerant.com/interview-farzar-creators-roger-black-waco-oguin-lance-reddick-netflix/?newsletter\_popup=1
Dana Snyder

**Dana Snyder** (born November 14th, 1973) is a famous actor and voice actor, best known for his roles as *Master Shake* from *Aqua Teen Hunger Force*, *Gazpacho* from *Chowder*, and *Dusty Marlow* from *Paradise PD*. On Farzar, he provides the voices of Prince Fichael, Billy, and Bazarack.

## Characters Voiced

### Main Roles

* Prince Fichael
* Billy
* Bazarack

### One-Time Roles

* Little Bob Dookie
* Big Bob Dookie
* Easelbot
* Vibratorbot
* Rocket Rockowski
* Splammy
* Clammy
* Kornack
* Pineapple Charles
* Voting Machine
* Arachnis
* Medium Bob Dookie
* Corporal Lehrman
* Fork

## Outside Filmography

* Master Shake - *Aqua Teen Hunger Force*
* Granny Cuyler - *Squidbillies*
* Dr. Wang - *Minoriteam*
* Dr. FullOvit - *Come On Over*
* Kiko - *Saul of the Molemen*
* Gazpacho - *Chowder*
* Dreadnott, Thunderbyte - *Robotomy*
* Leonard - *The Penguins of Madagascar*
* Mr. Baldwin - *Fish Hooks*
* Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving - *Adventure Time*
* Lucas, Troy - *Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell*
* Dr. Colosso - *The Thundermans*
* The Penguins - *DC Superfriends*
* McSweats - *Pickle & Peanut*
* Dr. Greyman - *O.K. K.O.: Let's Be Heroes!*
* Wendell - *Welcome to the Wayne*
* Dusty Marlow, Stanley Hopson - *Paradise PD*
* GrandPat Star - *The Patrick Show*
* Snagglepuss, Torchee Turtle - Jellystone!
* Scratch - *The Ghost and Molly McGee*
Humans

**Humans** are a species of flesh-based anthropods that populate several planets across the galxies, most notably Farzar, which was predominantly an alien planet before it was colonized by the human settlers.

## Known Members

### Living

* Andy Billman
* Barry Barris
* Denise Deathwish
* Fichael
* Galaxia
* Flammy
* Mal Skullcruncher
* Mordecai
* Pablo
* Principal
* Sal Skullcruncher
* Sassy Kid
* Scootie *(half-breed; cyborg)*
* Sophia Petrillo
* Squiggles
* Trish
* Val Skullcruncher

### Dead

* Edith
* Harold
* Illdi
* Kiki
* Renzo *(possibly)*
* Tina
Birth of Trondo

The **Birth of Trondo** is a time-travel affected moment in history, involving Trondo being born to an unnamed woman in the Alien Hospital. Initially, Trondo was born here and lived to adulthood until Bazarack traveled back in time with his scorpion tank and murdered him so that he would never be born and would never piss him off, sleep with another man's wife, and beat him in a drag race. It occurred in "Save the Reaper Demons".
Leafion V

**Leafion V** is the royal leader of an unknown leaf world, though little is known about him or where he comes from. He appeared in "War and Peace". He is voiced by Rocky Russo.

## Biography

In "War and Peace", Leafion V was one of the world leaders who Bazarack had gathered up at his kingdom for a revenge war on Dome City. Initially, Leafion V, along with everyone else refused to help Bazarack since he hated him but after hearing about how Clitaris was murdered, Leafion V agreed to help Bazarack. He then blew away in the wind, thanks to Flobby and Belzert opening the window.
Poop People

The **Poop People** are a species of aliens that are all made out of shit. Many of them are dressed like cowboys and it's a common theme among their people to have "Bob Dookie" at the end of their name. Though their planet of origin is still unknown, they are led by Medium Bob Dookie.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", a giant animalistic alien from the slums stepped out and took a massive shit on Fichael's head. From the shit developed a teeny tiny little turd named "Little Bob Dookie", who danced his Little Bob Dookie dance. Everybody ignored him except for Billy, who became his friend and gave him a flower made out of tits, which caused Little Bob Dookie to sneeze and die in a shitty explosion.

Later on, The S.H.A.T. Squad went through the Very Bad Bad Bad Forest, where they met Big Bob Dookie, who was looking for his son, Little Bob Dookie, not knowing that he died. Mal threw a grenade at Zobo but Fichael deflected it and it exploded in Big Bob Dookie's mouth, killing him and making him explode shit all over Scootie.

In "War and Peace", leader of the poop people, Medium Bob Dookie made an appearance along with the rest of the Leaders of the Alien Clans. Medium Bob Dookie agreed to help Bazarack in his War on Dome City, even though he killed his grandmother, Grandma Bob Dookie by putting her in a brown paper bag, lighting her on fire, and leaving her on his doorstep.

In the War on Dome City, an army of poop people faced the people of Farzar. Karate Dookie used a hadouken called Hadookie on Scootie as a power move and splattered shit all over Scootie's head.

## Members

### Living

* Medium Bob Dookie *(leader)*
* Karate Dookie
* Hadookie

### Deceased

* Little Bob Dookie
* Big Bob Dookie
* Grandma Bob Dookie
Banana Boat

The **Banana Boat** is a giant flying party ship that belongs to President Banana and the Banana People. It appeared in "War and Peace".

## Biography

In "War and Peace", President Banana flew the Banana Boat over the warfare between Bazarack and Renzo and all that happened was he and the Banana People partied around and danced and then left, being completely useless in the war. The Banana Boat came back only this time it was gunned down by his own side and brought to the ground. Inside, it was shown that President Banana was having sex with Flammy.
SalTheTaint.com

**SalTheTaint.com** is a website owned by Sal Skullcruncher, where he sells merchandise based on his character. It appeared in "War and Peace".

## Trivia

* If you look up "https://www.Salthetaint.com" in real life, it redirects you to the Netflix website.
* Sal’s surname Skullcruncher is the same name as one of Dusty’s cats on Paradise PD. He appeared in Season 2 Episode 2 of the show where he was unfortunately eaten by another one of Dusy’s cats known as Mr. Meowgi.
Quarf

**Quarf** is the teenage nephew of Bazarack, who first appeared in "Flammily Reunion". He currently works as one of his uncle's minions merely due to nepotism. If not for his family ties, Bazarack would want nothing to do with him. Following the death of Clitaris, Quarf has taken his place as Bazarack's new lackey. He is voiced by Rocky Russo.

## Biography

In "Flammily Reunion", Quarf showed an interest in the Arts & Crafts website that was using the domain name Bazarack wanted to register. Quarf thought the site supplied some pretty nifty latch-hook dreamcatchers and Bazarack reminded him that his only reason for being here was because his nepotistic ties from being his cousin. Bazarack condemned his sister for her fling with that alligator, who knocked her up with Quarf. Quarf was thrown off by Bazarack's comment and stated he was certain that his dad was a Komodo dragon. Bazarack admitted that nobody can really say for certain what animal his biological father was, since his strumpet of a sister slept her way through approximately about half the swamp.

In "War and Peace", Quarf fulfilled the role of Bazarack's right-hand lackey, following the death of Clitaris. Unfortunately, Bazarack struggled to adjust to his new goon, since, as an unmarried man, Quarf lacked a spouse to function as the butt of Bazarack's jokes.

## Trivia

* Quarf was born to Bazarack’s slutty sister and a swamp animal she fucked. It remains somewhat ambiguous which specific swamp animal was the father but according to the mother, it was a Komodo dragon.
* Quarf always addresses Bazarack as "Uncle B".
Galaxia

**Galaxia** is a titanic humanoid in outer space who once dated Barry Barris. She appeared in "Flammily Reunion", and is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

In "Flammily Reunion", Barry scored a date with a girl named Galaxia. He went down to meet her somewhere in outer space and found out that she wasn't a regular-sized human, she was a colossal humanoid Titan.

## Appearance

Galaxia was originally a gigantic humanoid titan capable of inhaling planets into her mouth. But after Barry used the Shrink Ray on her, she becomes a normal-sized human. Although, she borrowed it to shrink the planet down to edible size.

## Personality

Galaxia is a seemingly nice girl, who's actually a destroyer of worlds, who loves devouring planets for food. She only eats planets with people on them because she is not a vegan.

## Trivia

* Galaxia is an obvious parody of the Marvel Comics villain Galactus.
King Snart

**King Snart** is the king of Snart Village and the leader of the Snuffle Snarts. He first appeared in "The Great and Powerful Ozner". He is voiced by Dana Snyder.

## Biography

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", King Snart trapped Scootie and Zobo in a snare trap, when they infiltrated Snart Village. King Snart was glad to have finally caught them and told them that they were wanted felons in their village, for killing so many of their people by snorting them all for drugs. As punishment, King Snart ordered for them to be executed. Unfortunately for them, they failed to kill them because all of their weapons were too small. Scootie had an idea and struck a deal with King Snart, saying that if he agreed to let him and Zobo go, they promise to only snort the evil snarts in their village, (i.e. The Pedophile Snart). King Snart obliged and they had a wonderful peace treaty.

In "War and Peace", King Snart was one of the alien leaders who Bazarack called to have join him in the War on Dome City. King Snart was initially opposed to helping Bazarack, hating him for things he did to him in the past, but after hearing about how Flammy of Dome City killed Clitaris, King Snart, along with all the other alien leaders, decided to join forces with Bazarack and fight the war on Dome City.

## Episode Appearances

* The Great and Powerful Ozner
* War and Peace
Real Scootie

* Current
* Former

**Real Scootie** is the orignal human version of Scootie, before he lost his last human part and became the full robot person he is now. This version of Scootie is currently burning in Hell, while a robotic version of him with his memories is currently alive and assuming his position on Farzar. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Jerry Minor.

## Biography

In "Welcome to Farzar", Scootie, who was now a cyborg with a human penis, which was the only body part of his that still remained, reminisced about how every time he goes out to fight creatures in the Alien Slums, he loses a part of his body and has to have it replaced with a robot limb. At the end of the episode, Scootie celebrated surviving a while mission without losing his last body part with his dick hanging out. Just then, the sliding doors of Dome City closes on his penis and sliced it off.

In "Robot Revolution", Barry Barris tried to revive Scootie's last human body part by giving his severed dick CPR but to no avail. With that, he had to build a robot penis for him as a replacement. Later on, Scootie was no longer considered a cyborg, due to losing his penis and was now considered a full-blown robot.

In "Memory Wars", Scootie tried to have his original self revived by having Barry gather up all of his dismembered body parts, stitch them together, and upload his consciousness into his body. However, Barry accidentally copied Scootie's consciousness instead of simply transferring it, making Scootie's consciousness exist in two separate bodies, his robot body and "Human Scootie". The two of them argued over which one of them was the real Scootie and both of them had a point in saying that the other one wasn't the real Scootie, since they just have "Scootie's" consciousness uploaded into their brains. This begged the question of where the real Scootie was. It was then revealed that the real Scootie was apparently long dead and currently burning in Hell.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar (Flashback)
* Robot Revolution (Corpse; Penis Only)
* Memory Wars (Cameo; In Hell)

## Trivia

* The paradox of the "Real Scootie" is a take on the classic *Ship of Theseus Paradox*, which proposes the question; "If you replace every part of a ship, one by one until none of the original parts remain, will it be the same ship? And if not, at what point does it become another ship?".