Spider-Man Swings into Debt

## Overview

Spider-Man Swigs into Debt is the 19th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Bootleg Spider-Man tries to be a MineCraft streamer along side "Creeper-Chan", but they have competition with a rival streamer. They end up going straight to his house to eliminate the competition.

## Original Video Description:

Bootleg Spider-Man Can’t Save his bank account from the constant demand for rent money. His only hope is to become a Minecraft Youtuber, and make cash fast.

#Minecraft #animation #SpiderMan

Support the vids: https://www.patreon.com/pantsahat

Astolfo VA: https://twitter.com/CrySpy27?s=09

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Astolfo
* Jiko (as Creeper Chan)
* Anime Guy

#### Other characters:

* Bootleg Spider-Man
* Walter White (Referenced in stream chat as "HeisenDaddy")
* Duke Nukem (Referenced in stream chat as "DukeNukem3D")
* Joker (Referenced in stream chat as "Joker")
* Anime Police Girl (Referenced in stream chat as "Animepolice")
* Tahu (Referenced in stream chat as "Toa of drip")
* Tod Branston (Referenced in the stream cat as "TodBranston")

## Transcript

Spider-Man: What up, guys? It's yo boy, Spideyman xx420 comin' at ya live! Uh, today we'll be playing min-craft cause I'm uh, 25 and got no job prospects.

Jiko: Yo bug dude! I'm ready.

Spider-Man: Creeper-chan! What are you ready for?

Jiko: Oh, I already got everything prepared. I have enough TNT stashed in this house to turn the Himalayas into a super flat biome.

Spider-Man: What?

Hippo: Bruh, the frigator's for *FOOD*.

Astolfo: Wait, Why do you wanna explode the Himalayas?

Jiko: It mocks me with its bodacious curves. Ain't no mountain gonna be boostier than me!

Hippo: Bruh you gettin' insecure over a *mountain*. We over here playin’ Minecraft. Not becoming domestic.

Spider-Man: Ey~! Jiko! What was that?

Jiko: I have an explosive temper. It's one of my quirks

Astolfo: Are you okay, my little hippogriff?

Hippo: Bruh I don't got enough copium for this, bruh.

Jiko: If we're not blowing anything up, then I'm not wearing this cringe outfit!

Spider-Man: Wait! Leave it on! Not because you're ugly but uh, because I’m into it.

Jiko: How are you more of a pig than Peter Porker?

Spider-Man: EY~! You coulda knocked my computah’ ovah! I need dis to trade Crypto and NFT’s

Jiko: More get rich quick schemes! I thought you had a real job as a photographer.

Spider-Man: Nobody wants pics of Spider-Man anymore! All they want is femboy thigh pics! AND HE WON’T GIVE ME ANY!

Astolfo: I missed the part where that’s my problem. Get a job, dead beat!

Spider-Man: Ey~ Real jobs are for people who don’t know how to play min-craft! Now how do you make a pickaxe?

Hippo: Bruh, I’m gonna need that rent money THIS MONTH. I don’t have time for you to learn the complexities of MineCraft.

Spider-Man: You’ll get your rent when you teach me how to play Min-Craft! Just lookat this guy, he's rakin' in the money! The Top Min-craft Streamer!

Anime Guy: Hey guys, today I’ll be showing off my cute twink boy body. There’s um, some Minecraft gameplay in the corner. Feel free to ignore that, uh... UWU.

Jiko: THIS is the top Minecraft streamer? He’s not even curvaceous! He’s a frikkin’ rectangle!

Spider-Man: He’s hoggin’ all the views!

Jiko: Let’s teach him a lesson! I know where he lives. I’ve been E-staking him for *months.*

Astolfo: Wait… Spider-Man, this isn’t like you!

Spider-Man: Spidah Man? I got this suit for birthday party photos down at that Wal-Mart on discount! The *five finger discount.* Now let’s go get this guy!

Astolfo: … What’s that?

Spider-Man: Oh, this? It’s my web shootah’... BANG! Just like Uncle Ben!

Jiko: Cool! Can I get one?

Astolfo: No, Jiko! Don’t listen to the mall-Santa Spider-Man!

Jiko: We’re just doing a little IRL griefing.

Astolfo: There’s a word for that. It’s called committing a felony.

Jiko: What are you, my dads?

Astolfo: If I was, it’s not like you’d know!

Hippo: Bruh…

Jiko: Just let me commit arson with Spider-Man… OR YOU CRINGE!

Astolfo: What? Cringe? No! I’m totally based and red pilled!

Jiko: Then let me do Arson!

Astolfo: Fine… but dress warm! Also, don’t drink the tap water. The government puts female hormones in the water supply, and at this rate, you’ll end up with a triple wide chest!

Jiko: … What?

Spider-Man: You guys done? Let’s go put some dirt in this streamer’s eye!

Jiko: Okay, I got the dirt!

Spider-Man: Great! Now let’s go! Well well well, If it isn’t the top dog of Min-craft videos!

Anime Guy: Oh boy, Youtubers love it when fans show up to their house uninvited.

Spider-Man: We aren’t fans! We’ve come to smash your computer! This town isn’t big enough for two min-craft youtubers! Right, Jiko?

Jiko: Whoops! Anyways… Hi darling! I’m your biggest fan, I watch all your streams! I even watch you through the window while you sleep. You might not remember me but.. We kinda used to date…

Anime Guy: I literally have no clue who you are.

Jiko: Oh… that’s okay…

Anime Guy: Uh… Why do you have TNT?

Jiko: Oh no… Looks like your house exploded! But don’t worry, you can just move back in with me!

Anime Guy: I don’t want your love, I want my stuff back.

Jiko: We’re gonna have so much fu-

Jiko: What was that for?

Astolfo: You out here collectin’ felonies like they Pokemon cards! I’m gonna have to ground you!

Jiko: You can’t do this to me! Do you know how much I’ve sacrificed?

Jiko: That’s not water, that ammonia, you idiot!

Astolfo: Cope!

Jiko: WHAT? AAAAHH!

## Spider-Man's Stream Transcript

P0ppy Coffee: Take off your clothes

MightnightFoo1: lmao

Xgaymer69x: Gaming time

Bluberri Muffins V: Touch me

Autobahn$42: Bruh

Unsocialplague5: Dead Chat

CatBoiNya: Yum boi

JCdenton: What a shame

Boipanti632: Where's Elsa?

Gordon Freeman: ...

Crucader87: You are all gonna burn

Franky West: Fannnntaaasticc

AlbertWhiskers: 7min is all I can spare to play with myself.

FemboyFan<3: I'm just here for Astolfo :p

Jaller: takuuuuua!

Takua: stfu

Gordan Feetman: Foot pic now

Feeblefry: Wish I had a dad

JacQ: Make a dirt house

Joker: I'm going to say the gamer word

Thighighsocks: Who that cutie in the back

GreenGobby: You fell off

Toa of drip: Gobby on this Bicc

Girl: I'm a girl

White knight642: Cash app link m'lady

XSimp41X: omg

Discord mod: impossible girls arn't real

**(Joker has been Banned)**

DocCoc67: More Tentacles

ChadThatPads: Wait girl?

Hippo fan: Bruh

Armatrong: Makin the mother of all omelets

ShirtaShoe: Secret message

## Anime Guy's Stream Transcript

Femboyfanatic19: Im so jealous of how cute you are

BakaBoy: Damn bro I wish I was in that hottub with yo-

Leon: About to go to bingo

Quirkygaergirl: Be my boyfriend! PLZZZZ <3

Neckbeardkun: You should sell us your hottub water!

NotABot1001: If you said my name rn I would totally c-

RinoMuggy: Bro be mine!

RealGayer23: hot

NotBoldy: Are those drawn on????

Kcatva: Are u legal? O\_O

124ha: Cash app link plz <3

YourMom: Shoud've stayed in school

TheWork632: -15 social credit points

XDAdlad31X: Gae?

DoctorManHaHa: Who Steve jobs?

SteveUnemployed: LigamaMYballz

JarJarTwnks: You sa bombad streamer

Animepolice: Freeeeze!

The Papa: I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days

ManasCrab: Ayyy the Gabagool

BWCFan542: You need 4 ply when you cry

xT0aster3X: why?

Sleepingbooty: Take off your clothes

XHert0Man5X: I think I'm in the worng stream

TheMissingTwink: Why the gameplay small?

バイオニクル: パンケーキが好き

TheMisingTwink: I don't get it

ghsguaeh3iuaeg31: aghaeigfeygigfq

DukeNukem3D: Tomboys, Tomgirls, what's the differen-

HeisenDaddy: I lost my family because of you!

MaceWindow: A simp lord?

HorseArmorFan6: I'll buy anything XOXO

**(MaceWindow was banned for a bad word)**

Dunkindoznuts: why?

GgEzgamer43: Wait I can't say simp?

**(CgEzgamer43) has ben banned for bad word)**

HankBill$: Is that hot tub propane powered?

SnekFan52: S!mp

NoWentches:( :Wish I had a Big T!ddy goth Gf

GothGF: No.

YackMan4: CRINGE

Anon: Nothing worng being gae But U mega GAE!

LonlyPotato6: Unzips pants OWO

FlatDietSoda41: He's not even playing the game

AlphaChad: Stay Toxic boys

UrmomsbuttXD: Toot O\_O

JackTheGripper: Let me grip u >:(

Borger111: Food stream

Lt.Lou: You're going in the Vats

Otis: Hey, Don't cut me off like that, it's rude.

Astolfo: Hello!

TodBranston: Sub to my channel

Legionary: Ae, true to Caesar.

NCR: Patrolling the Moiave....

Mailman: pew pew

Zed: I am one with Zardoz.

## Trivia

* Astolfo brings up the government putting enough tap water to give anyone a "triple sized chest". This is the second time he's referenced this. (The first time he referenced this was in "You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon")
* For the first part of the video, Spider-Man pronounces MineCraft as "Min-Craft", but starting at the 1:38 mark of the video, he starts to correctly pronounce it as "MineCraft" for the rest of the video.
* Walter White simping all his money away to Anime Guy back in "Simping Bad" is referenced with Walter White (under the screenname "HeisenDaddy") saying "I lost my family because of you!" in anime guy's stream (Due to Walter's wife leaving him and taking the kids due to his addiction to simping) before he donates remaining $68,000 to Anime Guy's stream.
* Anime Guy's stream had a stretch goal for $30,000 for a "Bussy reveal". When we first see his stream, he's at $27,693, and Walter White then donates $68,000. That would make the total $95,693, which was three times the initial stretch goal, which means at some point Anime Guy must have revealed his bussy.
* The stream chat logs are filled with references to other characters, memes, and call backs to previous episodes.
* DukeNukem3D (Duke Nukem) says "Tomboys, Tomgirls, what's the differen-" (which is cut off) referencing his line *"Tomboys, Tomgirls, What's the difference? I'm an equal opportunity ass pounder!" in "Master Chief gets Annoyed at GameStop".*
* Astolfo (or at least a user of the same name, as the real Astolfo wasn't seen watching the stream on any device and was focused on Spider-Man and Jiko at the time) stops by Anime Guy's stream and says his iconic "Hello!" line.
* Tod Branston, a character that was more prominent in pre-Hippo saga episodes, makes a comment in the stream saying "Sub to my channel".
* Joker chats in Spider-Man's stream saying "I'm going to say the *gamer word*" (before promptly getting banned) which he threatened to do in "Batman Becomes a Discord mod".
* The Japanese katakana in Anime Guy's stream chat **バイオニクル: パンケーキが好き** reads as "Baionikuru: Pankēki ga suki" and translates to "Bionicle: I like pancakes"
* The user "Boipanti632" comments in Spider-Man's stream with "Where's Elsa?" is a reference to Elsa gate in which there was a large a influx of bizarre videos starring Elsa from Frozen which often included Spider-Man as well.
* Other references in the stream chats include Gordan Freeman from Half-Life, Frank West and Otis from Dead Rising, Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Leon Kennedy and Albert Wesker from from Resident Evil, Hank Hill from King of the Hill, and Jaller and Takua from Bionicle.
* Jiko claiming she used to date LEGO Guy reveals she may have been Yandere Girl before, which makes sense considering their similarities (despite the fact that the they never officially dated regardless).

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsagate