Dick Collins

### Relatives

Martha Collins (Mother)Samuel L Collins (Father)Cotton Eye Joe (Mentor and Temporary Father)

## Overview

Dick Collins is a highly medaled UNADC Brigadier General born in 2057. He is considered to be the strongest and smartest member of the UNADC due to his creation of the Neon Bomb and his preformance in the defense of Gaianud and Defense of earth

## History

### Early life

Robert Collins was born on the UWU (united world union) capital of Nukualofa, (once home to the millenia old Empire of Tonga) on April 20th 2057. From birth he was bored with existance already and flew out of the womb at 123,456,789,100xSoL+PI-23576932678x73846^3 MPH (fun fact: while he was going at this speed, he ended up in leningradia, killed a furry in a fursuit living there and the fur suit's head the furry was wearing got stuck on Dick's head and dick then ended up impaling a high ranking UAFSC offical and then getting ricocheted back to earth. The UAFSC then declared war on the furries as they thought the furries launched a rocket with a fur suit head attached to it in order to assassinate the official) as his mother was taking too long to birth him. When he was 5, another child dared take his prized purple lightsaber he stole from his mom, the other boy was then cut to pieces by Dick by simply thinking about the boy cut up like 5 style mexican blend cheese from martwal.

### Training with Cotton Eye Joe

Dick went missing for some amount of years after getting bored and wandering into the woods, where he found his then mentor, Cotton Eye Joe. After his training with Cotton Eye Joe was complete, the year was 2082 by the time he was done, he was again bored, he then casually created the neon bomb (a bomb that caused a great explosion followed by blinding neon lights.) He then also co-founded the Dirty Banana night club with his dear childhood friend, sam o'nella in miami florida.

### Joining the UNADC

After that he finally joined the UNADC that same year, he enlisted as a marine and then fought in the defense of guianude, where he killed 90% of the invading mankri force and was the last survivor of his entire regiment. For this he was awarded his first (of many) medal of honor.

### Defense of Morshudia

He was then deployed as part of the 420th Infantry regiment, where he and his regiment were sent to the planet of Morshundia. There were reports of invading Mankri on the planet, so the UNADC sent troops over to defend the planet. The planet was very valuable to the UNADC, Morshundia was the heart of the UNADC's bean and spinach production, if it was lost the population would riot over their loss of beans, they also feared Popeye would go mad due to a lack of spinach. The troops were sent in with the objective of investigating the invasion and defending the planet. The rumors of invasion were true, Dick's entire regiment was wiped out again and thus he killed another 1,784 Mankri as he escaped to the ship they arrived on. He escaped with minimal injuries and reported to the UNADC that Morshundia had fallen, but Dick had moved the portable bean and spinach factories to earth so riots wouldnt ensue. For this, Dick was awarded his 2nd Medal of Honor.

### Stalingradia Invasion

Two years later he was deployed (with yet another regiment, this time the 69th Infantry regiment) to the planet of Stalinradia. An SOS signal was sent out from the UNADC outpost there, reporting there was an invasion force of over 2 billion Mankri. Dick (now a lieutenant) led his troops into battle. This time there were surviving civilians on the planet as the marines arrived mid-invasion, this is where Dick saved over 3,000 civilian lives. He also was successful in defending Stalingradia, and for once he wasnt the sole survivor of his regiment, he was now the sole survivor of an entire Corps (corps are made up of 5 regiments). During the battle, a charge of 2 million Mankri charged at Dick. Dick used a nearby 50. BMG machine gun to annihilate the incoming Mankri. He Killed all 2 million Mankri. For his actions he was awarded his 3rd Medal of Honor.

### Defense of Earth

He finally went back home on medical leave and became famous back on earth. His hometown changed its name to Collins'alofa in his honor. However, earth was invaded by a force of 5 billion Mankri in the year of 2087. Now 30 years old, Dick (now a Major) was the first and only to go on the offensive against the Mankri while all others defended. He led a lightning campaign against the Mankri, killing 100,000 Mankri each and every hour. Within just a little over a day (27 hours), the entire 5 billion Mankri force were killed by Dick. This was a massive shock to the public, not only did Dick do it all by himself using only a calvary saber, but also the fact that scientists estimated it would take AT LEAST (assuming the entire UNADC military from all colonies and bases fought the Mankri with zero casulaties and 100% kill rate) 10 years to kill all of the Mankri on earth. Because of his very fast ellimination of the invasion force, only 1 person was injured by the Mankri. This was a MASSIVE shock to the public, not only did no one die, but also scientists estimated 3 billion people would die in the invasion.

### The Trollge war

After the defense of Earth, Dick was awarded 20 Medals of Honor. It was also found out that the invasion force was the last Mankri horde in the whole universe. With the war won and done, Dick retired from the military and lived a nice life at home. he married and had a son, living peacefully in Collins'alofa. However, after 10 years, he was recalled back to the military. The Trollge entities launched a massive attack on mankind, overwhelming humanity. Humanity needed their slayer. Dick grabbed his old rifle, knife, and uniform. He arrived at the UNADC base in St. Petersburg. But when he arrived, the base was under attack. As he fought his way through the smaller Trollge entities (known as "Trollbas") and into the facility, he was rushed into a lab by survivors. They presented to him a new weapon, a weapon only he would wield. The Legionary. A Double barrel machine gun that fires explosive rounds of which the gun can hold 420 rounds. Dick took the gun and obliterated the massive Trollge entity outside.