ANDY GIVES WILLIAM THE BIGGEST BEATDOWN EVER!!!

Violette: Why hello, YouTube! Today, me, Bill, Andy, and William will be going to church for Christmas Eve! It will be very nice. William in particular volunteered to go there as well.

William: The only reason I'm going is because you promised to get me the new PS5 for Christmas if I went with you guys.

Violette: No- uh... I did a little manipulation to get William to go.

Andy: But I'm going to, so I should get a PS5 as well.

Violette: Come on, guys! We're going for the good religion!

William: I don't even believe in religion.

Bill: Look, jerks, the church makes good food.

William: You're only coming for the food anyway!

Bill: No I'm not, jerk! I'm a Christian!

Violette: Bill, don't steal the pecan pies like you did last year.

Bill: I donated $10. It should've compensated the pie.

William: NO IT DIDN'T, FATTY!!!

Bill: Shut up, jerk! And my name's not fatty!

Violette: Also, make sure you bring your mask because of COVID-19.

William: Masks don't work! They deprave your oxygen and make you more vulnerable to the virus!

Violette: William don't be anti-mask.

Bill: Jerks like you are the reason why the cases are going up.

William: That's because people are being careless!

Bill: Just like you not wearing a mask!

William: THEY DON'T WORK, DAMNIT!!!

Violette: WILLIAM DON'T SAY THE D WORD!!!

Andy: My mask is cool because it has the Metallica logo on it.

William: Metallica sucks!

Andy: Hey, you suck!

Violette: William, you gotta admit, that's a cool mask.

William: IT SUCKS!!!

[William throws a pillow at Andy]

Violette: Boys!

[Andy then throws more pillows at William]

Bill: Stop jerks!

Violette: We're gonna leave now...

[William then tackles Andy in the couch]

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

[Andy overpowers William and takes off his shoes and socks]

Bill: What the frick are you jerks doing?!

Andy: SMELL MY FEET!!!

William: NO!!! I DON'T HAVE A FOOT FETISH!!!

Violette: ANDY YOU DONKEY AS... I mean, butt! Donkey butt!

[Andy forces William to sniff his foot]

Andy: IT SMELLS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?!?!

William: I DON'T HAVE A FOOT FETISH, YOU KINKY BASTARD!!!

Violette: OH MY GOSH!!! THIS IS GETTING GROSS!!!

Bill: Come on, jerks! I'm gonna miss my meal!

[Andy then pours a water bottle on William's head]

William: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: ANDY NO!!!

Andy: GET REKT!!!

[William gets up and throws a candle at the TV, shattering it]

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: I WAS WATCHING CODENAME KIDS NEXT DOOR JERK!!!

William: THAT SHOW SUCKS!!!

Andy: THAT WAS A GOOD SHOW!!!

William: THAT SHOW SUCKED MORE ASS THAN METALLICA!!!

Andy: YOU-

[Andy throws the candle at William]

Violette: ANDY!!!

[Andy then beats William with the candle]

Violette: DON'T BEAT THAT BOY WITH THE CANDLE!!!

William: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Andy: I DARE YOU!!!

[William pushes Andy away and runs to the kitchen]

Violette: What is wrong with you, Andy?

Andy: He called my mask stupid, and he said Kids Next Door sucked!

Bill: That's no excuse to do that jerk!

[Andy and Violette go to the kitchen, where they see William drinking soap]

Violette: WILLIAM NO!!! DON'T EAT THAT SOAP!!!

Andy: You mind stop eating that and look at me?

William: SHUT UP, KURT COBAIN WANNABE!!!

Violette: WILLIAM DO NOT DISRESPECT KURT COBAIN!!!

William: I CAN DISRESPECT THAT JERKBAG IF I WANT TO!!! HIS MUSIC SUCKS!!! COURTNEY LOVE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!

Andy: HOW DARE YOU!!!

[Andy grabs a gallon of milk and splashes it on William's head]

Violette: OH MY GOSH STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[William then sprays hot sauce on Andy's Bob Marley jacket]

Andy: NOT MY BOB MARLEY JACKET!!!

William: I HATE REGGAE MUSIC!!!

Andy: WHAT MUSIC DO YOU EVEN LIKE?!?!

[William then throws eggs at Andy]

Violette: BILL GET OVER HERE!!! THEY'RE HAVING A FOOD FIGHT IN THE KITCHEN!!!

Bill: YOU JERKS CUT IT OUT!!! I'M GONNA MISS MY MEAL!!!

William: FUCK YOUR MEAL!!!

Violette: [gasps] WILLIAM DO NOT SAY THAT!!!

[Andy then slams dishes, pies, cherries, ice cream, and tacos on William]

Violette: BOYS STOP IT!!! NOW YOU SMELL LIKE FOOD!!!

William: I WISH YOU WEREN'T BORN, ANDY!!!

[Andy then force feed William cat food]

Violette: ANDY STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

Andy: NO!!! HE'S BEING SO RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL RIGHT NOW!!!

William: GO KILL YOURSELF!!!

[William runs to the living room and Andy chases him]

Violette: LISTEN UP!!! WE ARE GOING TO CHURCH, AND WE ARE GOING TO LIKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: Exactly! You jerks are acting like babies!!!

William: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Andy: YOU SHUT UP!!!

Violette: Look, we have to go to church! William, if you want that PS5, then go change your clothes, and then we'll go to church.

William: I WILL NOT GO UNLESS ANDY GETS OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Andy: I LIVE HERE!!!

[William throws the shattered TV at Andy and runs upstairs]

Andy: YOU MOTHER-

[Andy chases William]

Violette: OH MY GOSH!!!

[Violette goes upstairs]

Andy: WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO?!?!

Violette: Bill come on!

Bill: No! I will not wait any longer!

[Bill goes outside]

Violette: Oh my gosh... where is William?

Andy: I see him. He's on the roof.

[Violette looks at the window to find William on the roof]

Violette: William get back here!

William: NO!!! SCREW OFF, JACKASS!!!

Andy: I'll show you who's a jackass!

[Andy opens the window and gets on the roof]

William: Leave me alone, Kurt Cobain!

Andy: [putting William on a headlock] I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME KURT COBAIN!!!

Bill: Bye jerks! I'm outta here!

[Bill gets in the truck and turns it on]

Andy: Where are you going?

Bill: I'm going to church because I can't miss the meal!

Violette: BILL NO!!!

[Bill drives off]

[William then gets out of the headlock and runs to the window]

Andy: GET BACK HERE!!! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!

[William attempts to escape, but gets stuck at the window]

William: HELP ME!!!

[Violette tries to pull William out, but Andy pulls William]

Violette: ANDY STOP!!!

Andy: NO!!! I'M NOT DONE WITH HIM YET!!!

William: LET GO OF ME, ANDY!!!

[Violette gets William out and locks the window]

Violette: Andy, you need to do some thinking!

[Andy punches the window and shatters it]

Violette: ANDY OH MY GOSH!!!

Andy: I WILL NOT BE LOCKED OUT OF THERE!!!

[Andy gets back inside]

Violette: You two need to calm down!

Andy: Not when he's pissed!

William: Fuck you, Andy! And fuck your mask!

[William locks his room door]

Andy: YOU STILL WANNA PLAY?!?!

[Andy busts down the door]

Violette: ANDY YOU FRICKING MANIAC!!!

Andy: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, DUDE!!!

William: TRY ME!!!

[William throws his Xbox controller at Andy]

Andy: THAT'S IT!!!

[Andy stomps on the controller, breaking it]

William: ANDY!!! THAT WAS MY ONLY CONTROLLER!!!

Andy: I DON'T CARE!!!

William: GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy: NO!!! I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!!!

Violette: YOUKNOWWHATYOUTWONEEDTOSHUTTHEHELLUPANDGETINTHEFUCKINGCARANDWENEEDTOGOTOCHURCHBECAUSEYOURFATASSOFAFATHERALREADYBAILEDUSOUTANDLEFTBECAUSEHEISIMPATIENTASHELLANDHEISPROBABLYEATINGUPALLOFTHEFOODTHEREASWESPEAKSOGETYOURDONKEYASSESINTHECARANDLET'SGOALREADY!!!

William: You know what? Fuck church! I'm not going after what Andy did!

Andy: Oh, what I did?!

[Andy throws some papers at William]

William: Asshole!

Andy: Fatass!

Violette: ***THAT IS ENOUGH!!!*** I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU TWO MISBEHAVING, FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER, AND CALLING EACH OTHER HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! YOU WANT TO STAY AT HOME AND NOT GO TO CHURCH, THEN BY ALL MEANS FUCKING DO IT!!!! BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A MOTHERFUCKING SHIT ANYMORE!!!

[Violette runs to her room and locks the door while crying]

Andy: See? None of this would've happened if you haven't called my mask stupid!

William: You know what, Andy? Don't talk to me for the rest of the year, because 2020 has already been horrible with COVID-19, police brutality, Biden rigging the election, and having to go through ANOTHER year of not uploading videos! Why can't our mom just upload our raging videos again like the good old times?

Andy: I don't know, dude. I'm gonna have to go outside and take a walk or something, because I can't be in this house any longer.

[Andy goes outside]

William: I'm going to bed now. It's been a long day.