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Weight Lifter

He went to the gym to work out one day. He wanted the result to be some bulging biceps on his arms. He went to the gym, picked up a dumbbell, and found out he couldn't move it. He tried pulling it and pulling it and pulling it, but he couldn't get it up in the air. Of course, he wasn't strong enough. But he didn't want to lift the weights designed for the kiddies. He wanted to go extreme!

So he tried pulling harder. Eventually, he pulled so hard, his arms detached from his body and they were stuck to the giant dumbbell. He didn't know what to do. Everybody was looking at him. However, there is a lesson to be learned from this story: You don't have to go extreme to do certain things. You can just drink lots of milk and grow some muscles just by eating healthy, kids. This particular minifigure doesn't drink milk that much and once got osteoporosis. So, you learned a lesson from this story.

Got milk?
Baseball Fielder

The Stackers football team was in a real pickle one day. Their coach tripped over a baseball and his head hit home plate. It was a very unpleasant sight to see, as most of you are thinking. And so the next day, the baseball players and fielders had to make a decision. "How about me?" asked Fred. "Who would want you as the coach?" Tracy said. "You're almost as short as Phil." Phil was dipping his hands in paint, making baseballs. "Did you say something about a coach?" he asked.

They eventually picked Jim, their best fielder. He even had the sweat stains to show somebody that he had the been here, done that experience. "You don't have to worry about me," he said. "I'll be a coach in no time." First, he took a baseball bat and hit a baseball with it. He ran for a while, and then he caught it. "I caught it! I caught it!" he said proudly. "I'm out," he said. he then made all of the other players play three outs together. But the end of the game, Sean's baseball bat was broken, Tracy's shoulder was killing her, and Fred was a tension pain.

The real coach returned one day, while Jim was making everybody drop down a give him twenty. "Listen guys, you need to move well! Oh hey, wassup coach? Oh, you're doing so bad, you're going to have to give me a bonus ten!" The coach was angry at Jim. Why was he instructing the players? "You know coach, these players are actually pretty bad once you get to know them!" The coach picked Jim up and kicked him out of the stadium. "Why?" said Jim. "Was it something I did?"
Rapper

Lots of people (or minifigures) love rap, so this guy is only here to make it better. From making fast-pace songs to putting them on the internet, this guy is quite famous! He has a condition though. Do not get this confused with "conditioner" which is a condiment we use on our hair. This is a condition where the this here guy has completely black eyes. He has red pupils, but his whole eyes are black. Some people are scared of him because of that.

But he doesn't really care. In his opinion, black eyes with red pupils make his character much better. But people are still scared of him. So he wears sunglasses. His pants mostly fall down whenever he sings, and that's why he got a belt to help. People are still scared of his eye condition, so he put on way more protective sunglasses. He has a money necklace because he has a lot of money which he gives away to people in need. Why can't we all be like him?

He has an assistant minifigure who puts background notes into his songs, and he is a little boy wearing an orange and yellow shirt, and a spring green cap. The Rapper thinks he's just right for him. Other people think that the Rapper's sidekick is quite spoiled. Those people must be crazy, to believe that this guy has a bad assistant!
Gorilla Suit Guy

His overall occupation was the say hello to children on the street and make them laugh. And he just wanted people to notice him in general. So one morning, he bit back a comment about sweat and put the costume on. In the first few minutes that he had to have it on, he was sweating up a storm in there! He had to carry a fan everywhere he went just because of the heat.

Eventually, some kids noticed him. He said hello to a little girl, but she kicked him on his stomach on purpose. The Gorilla Suit Guy ran away with his hands over his tummy. Next, he tried juggling bananas. He juggled some, but they all landed on the heads of children and they cried and their mothers got so angry about this that they all had to slap the guy with their hard-slapping purses. It looked straight out of a movie.

The Gorilla Suit Guy quit the next day. He thought he might sweat to death, the purse-slapping fest was too much for him, and his stomach was still sore. He went out on the streets to catch the bus to work, when a kid came over to him and told him that he liked when he was wearing a suit. A lot of other children said they liked the experience too. So, the guy put the suit back on. Everybody had a great time like that. They still liked punching him like in the cartoons. They grow up so fast, don't they?
Fitness Instructor

The Fitness Instructor just wants a little fun. She wants to be able to teach people how to get fit until the song ends or they die of embarrassment, whichever comes first. She wants to be extremely popular *and* wants to be noticed, unlike her sister, the Pop Star, who doesn't even know her fame exists. This instructor is definitely ready to teach anybody any time, any where, at any moment she has on her hands!

She can teach anything from aerobic poses to deep-breathing yoga, and with her, she's not afraid to let somebody lose a life. She lets the session go on and on for hours, and finally when the ambulances come to rush the minifigure to get a lobotomy, this sneaky Instructor finds someone else to have a life-long session with. Even though she's really killing people with her "get fit" sessions, everybody is still signing up!

From what she has seen, she is obviously going to be better than her forsaken sister. She actually notices her fame, and posts her viral videos on the internet! People have been trying to call the police on her since she's devouring people's lives, but the fame just keeps growing and growing. She has simply just come straight out of the 80s to kick some serious butt!
Series 10

Series 10 was the tenth collectable minifigure series. Everybody was trying to to get to the stores to find a lucky Mr. Gold in their packets, but their luck failed them and they wound up with a skydiver. Lame! These were in gold bling bags (Mr. Gold was that popular) and there were seventeen to collect, if you count Mr. Gold. He's a real fad!

## Minifigures to Collect

* Librarian
* Medusa
* Roman Commander
* Warrior Woman
* Tomahawk Warrior
* Skydiver
* Bumblebee Girl
* Grandpa
* Paintball Player
* Sea Captain
* Sad Clown
* Revolutionary Soldier
* Baseball Fielder
* Trendsetter
* Decorator
* Motorcycle Mechanic
* Mr. Gold (just for good measure)

## Videos

Collectible Spot - Lego 71001 Minfigures Blind Bags Series 10 OPENING!By YouTuber The Review Spot, posted in 2013Lego Sealed Case Warning-ScamBy YouTuber RaceGrooves, posted in 2013
Snowboarder

She can do awesome stunts on her snowboard. Once upon a time (this isn't a fairytale, for those who wanted to know) on a faraway and very cold mountain, she sat on her snowboard waiting for her friends, who were finishing up in the bathroom, the washroom, the WC, whatever you want to call it. She would call it the washroom, since she's Canadian.

She brought in the best snowboard yet. It was something that nobody had seen in their entire lives. It was big, motorized, and since its appendages were wacky and mixed up, could be programmed to crash easily. She didn't care. She had the best snowboard ever. She couldn't wait any longer for her friends to come for her. She got out her snowboard and started going downhill. She distracted a guy into falling off of the mountain, distracted a minifigure in a snowball fight into getting hit by one, and was overall was being a big jerk to everybody. She was just like Lightning McQueen.

So when her friends came out of the bathroom, all they heard were the hurling cries coming from her. She had raced into town, knocking over Christmas decos and stealing cookies on her way down. She ended up wondering why somebody had taken LEGO city and turned it upside-down. Apparently, she was the one who was upside-down. She crashed into the children's orphanage as a result. Her friends just stood there at the top of the mountain. The Snowboarder? She looked as though she had broken her butt.
Battle Mech

The Battle Mech can really start a battle when he wants to. One day, in the city of pedestrians, a baker placed the perfect casserole on the windowsill. Lots of citizens came to smell the beautiful, freshly-baked, any good adjective... and that's when the final citizen smelled it: the Battle Mech.

The Battle Mech loved casseroles; even better, bread casseroles. The thing that lay on the windowsill was a read casserole. The Battle Mech ran out of his room, but first smeared on lipstick since he loved the bread so much. He ran out of his apartment, crowded by millions of people there, trying to get to the delicious scent first. It was like a concert. The place was crowded by interested people. The Battle Mech clicked on someone and on his digital screen in his eye area, a message appeared. It said, "The Battle Mech wants to battle."

And so everyone battled, and fought, and punched each other, and it went on and on and on until the policemen came, hit everyone on the head with their batons, and arrested everyone including the Battle Mech. The Battle Mech was so angry he could just- well, I can't tell you, but he was about to explode the jail with his lasers, so the policemen ran out of the jail and came back with the bread casserole. The Battle Mech was finally pleased and patted the policemen on their heads.

They scratched their heads.
Snowboarder Guy

He likes to go uphill. "Uphill?" you may ask. "What's uphill?". Well, uphill is simply just going up mountains instead of going down ones. You know, like snowy ones. Whenever he starts, he starts at the bottom. He tries throwing his snowboard up the mountain, and he's just questioning why his snowboard keeps falling down on him, on his head. Then when he's really had enough, he takes his snowboard, puts himself on it, and starts showing his uphill moves in action.

He only needs to live as long as he can go up the mountain, he says. He starts going up and up and up, and really, it's like riding a rocket to space... except there's no puking training stages! he goes up, and eventually, he reaches the top of the tall and snowy mountain, and then, when he's really ready for it, he starts to go downhill!

He only goes, oh, occasionally. Oh, okay, he goes more than that. Fine, you got me. He goers downhill every single time because after going uphill, for some reason, his snowboard brings him downhill!
Forestman

He had multiple hobbies, of course, but everybody knows what his favorite hobby was: Archery. This archer in the woods- er, excuse me, the "forest" would always try to shoot a perfect arrow into a tree. He would take out an arrow, attach it to the bow, and- *SWAP!* -the arrow would at least hit the tree, but it wouldn't go right in the middle of the target. Or even worse, it hit a bear instead and he almost got eaten alive that afternoon.

He didn't know what to do. Should he give up archery? Should he just try a little harder? He tried asking the townsfolk, but they were in search of Hamster Huey's head and weren't interested a thing in archery. So that afternoon, he didn't blow arrows into the tree. He blow tissues and sobs into the tree. Suddenly, he saw something on one of the trees.

It was a perfectly shot arrow. There was nothing wrong about it. It was 100 to 100. He tried looking around the forest for more perfectly shot arrows, and he found about 10 more. He couldn't exactly count how many he found. But he knew that he had found his master. He searched all over town, and eventually found a sign that said something about a professional archer. He knew that this was it. He went inside the building and asked the dweller how he shot his arrows so well. "It's easy", the elderly person said. "All I do is shoot the arrow and then paint the little target around it."
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Grandma Visitor

She got herself a basket of medicine and tea, since her grandma was sick, unlike the cookies she got her in the old story. She packed up her bags and went for a little walk to Grandma's house, since she had an awful fever. She met the Three Little Pigs on the way, said hello to Jack, who was busy climbing his Beanstalk, and almost fell into a daze by listening to the Pied Piper.

She met the wolf on the way. Don't worry, he wasn't a villain anymore. He had changed his evil ways. He warned the Grandma Visitor that she could get caught by Anti-Grandma, who actually was a villain. She listened carefully, but after that, she just kept humming along and singing nursery rhymes in her head. That's when Anti-Grandma appeared. She stopped in front of the Grandma Visitor and asked her if she wanted to go to her house. The Grandma Visitor said no and just kept humming and strolling.

Anti-Grandma went to Grandma's house and brought her some cookies, just like in the original fairy tale, so she could impress Grandma and not her visitor. She refused to eat them, since she was sick. The Grandma Visitor came in, with the medicine, and the Grandma ate that, and she felt a lot better. Anti-Grandma was furious, and she had a cover on, so Grandma Visitor ripped the cover off. It was the hunter in a disguise, and he was there just so he could give Grandma Visitor a lecture on safety and strangers. She nodded and headed home. The wolf and the hunter spoke on their walkie-talkies and the wolf shouted into his, "Why didn't you get that tea?!"
Series 3

Series 3 was the first series to use bump codes. They are these tiny little bumps at the bottom of the pack to indicate which minifigure you got. If you were extra careful at the store and felt two different bags with different bump codes, you would take home two little buddies. You have to pay attention, because these things are really hard to see. These came in lime green decorated blind bags, and there were 16 to collect.

## Minifigures to collect

* Fisherman
* Pilot
* Tribal Chief
* Samurai Warrior
* Snowboarder
* Space Villain
* Sumo Wrestler
* Mummy
* Elf
* Tennis Player
* Race Car Driver
* Gorilla Suit Guy
* Space Alien
* Hula Dancer
* Rapper
* Baseball Player

## Videos

S3 Lego Minifigures Series 3 Mini Figures Case Unboxing 60 packs!By YouTuber RaceGrooves, posted in 2014Top 10 Worst LEGO Minifigures Series!By YouTuber just2good, posted in 2017
Bunny Suit Guy

The Bunny Suit Guy is just trying to save the bunnies. They're part of an endangered species, since millions of hunters are killing these adorable little guys. They're so cute with their actions. They hop and eat vegetables from someone's field, and they eat happily until the owner kicks them out. It's a happy life with them. What's wrong with that?

So therefore, the Bunny Suit Guy comes to the rescue. He has his carrot with him (that he hungrily eats), and he has his sign that says "Save the Bunnies!". Not many people come by the listen to him, since they don't care a thing about bunnies. This guy, on the other hand, has a very deep passion, not to mention he has about 101 bunnies back at home. He hops around his city, and some people find it weird, and some people laugh and pay him. He just wants minifigures to save the bunnies, he doesn't need any money for anything.

Yeah, um... not too much else to say about him. He's just a weirdo in a bunny costume.
Nurse

She's got to fix any patient given to her. Sometimes a checkup, sometimes just plain illnesses. She'll do anything she can to earn at least some money from helping a person make some soup to bandaging a minifigure from head to toe. She's always there when somebody needs a "medical hand" since she has a "medical thumb". Is that even an expression? It should be.

But it was that her last little accident fix-up was with a female minifigure who was lying in her medical bed. The Nurse and her assistants were trying to figure out what had happened. Nurse addressed the patient as "the thing". She said that it looked like the thing ate some it was allergic too. Or probably a dolphin. She wondered for a while. Then she remembered something. She remembered that last night there was a car crash.

Then she finally figured out the accident. "That's it! The thing was in a car crash while eating 1,000 Krabby Patties while not paying attention to where it was going", she said. "Looks like she has a black eye, a ripped shirt, an injured neck, and broken arms with blood scars", she continued. "We're going to have to give her plastic surgery and put on new body parts." Her assistants asked if she should use arms that belonged to her boyfriend. "Absolutely not", answered Nurse. She always knows what to do, doesn't she?
Zombie

Ugly, isn't he? That's a good word to describe him. Well, I guess that's what zombies are. Ugly. Well, he isn't the ugliest zombie you ever saw. He was changed to look like many things. When he was a kid he had an awful accident where he fell onto the ground when he slipped on a toy car which was dropped by another minifigure. As a result, his head became gray, and he had a headache all the time. That's why he's always moaning.

His clothes aren't ripped, those were just the graphics on his T-shirt. As a matter of fact, that isn't an office worker outfit at all. It's a T-shirt that's supposed to look like the person who is wearing it is a zombie. Well, now the person who is wearing the shirt *is* a zombie. His eyes aren't red, they're just like that from the pictures.

Then, there's the fact about his great hygiene. He has well-brushed teeth, and as I mentioned earlier, his clothes aren't really tattered. It just looks like his teeth are missing, but that's just because the picture couldn't fit in all of the teeth. The editor for the picture went into Photoshop and made him look like a total zombie. So overall, he isn't really a zombie at all. He's just called "a zombie". Apparently, LEGO just tries to make everything interesting for everybody.
Lizard Man

He put on his best costume on day, and of course, he know what that costume was. He put together a little city. It was a neat little city, since he used nice little buildings and nice little stuff all around. He put a skyscraper in one place, put a bridge in another, and put mini little Hot Wheels cars around everywhere. It was a city, but he didn't really know what it resembled.

He tried to think of names for his city. He though of Minifigure City, or LEGO Series 5 City, or Big City of Minifigures, that kind of thing. He wanted to get some good inspiration, so he bough a whole box of LEGO Series 5 off of the internet. It was really expensive ($500!), but he wanted to get inspiration. He found himself upset, since he got so many duplicates. He decided to turn back to his little city. He got some inspiration from his suit. He decided to call the city "New Lizards City".

It was a nice little city. Too bad he destroyed it.
Punk Rocker

Who's ready to rock? This guy sure is. He talks in a very loud voice, even when he isn't singing. That's a problem about him. He has a very loud voice, that's screaming and singing even when he isn't on stage. That's just the way he talks. But that expression on his face? Nuh-uh. That expression is used at the end of every single song he writes.

Whenever he's done rocking (not in a rocking chair or a baby, I mean singing), he will slam a can of Liquid Death in his mouth and let out an enormous belch. That's just his way of ending his songs. People never get tired of watching this loud guy slamming energy drinks on his face. After he chokes down a can, he'll also smear a can of baby food or Spaghetti-Os around his face. As a result, he'll be screaming of laughter and he'll look like a worm-eaten corpse.

He screamed so loud on stage once that he actually popped his vocal cords. They broke into tiny pieces and he couldn't say a single thing. He could just blink his eyes and make different poses. He tried swallowing his usual soda but he didn't belch, and he was fresh out of baby food. he couldn't speak for a year. After all the while, he got back on stage and figured out that he couldn't scream. He could just talk like a regular person. Straw that breaks the camel's back, wasn't that?
Musketeer

Three trumpets arose one day, and played the great song of the great day that was going on. Everybody was cheering for a new little Musketeer that was brave enough to go into the wilderness. He was definitely ready to go on any adventure his life would take him on. Everybody cheered as he was going to go fight for the mighty kingdom of Series 4. You may have it some other way, but that's how they do it in LEGO.

He found himself stranded in the world of sand. It was hot, deserted, and there were many scorpions around him. He ate some, but those were poisonous, forcing him to go on a diet of grubs and worms. Which were also poisonous. He got hit by a horse one day and starts riding it. It was exactly what he needed. He really did need a ride. So he had one. He didn't know where the horse would take him though.

The horse took him back home. Everybody cheered, and the Musketeer was assigned to have three more buddies. They were the Four Musketeers! And since they all have happy lives going on adventures in the mighty kingdom of Series 4, the story is over.
Ugriz

**Children**

* Kalmar

### Appearance

Ugriz was a short Goblin, with green skin and dark brown eyes. His black hair was slicked back and he would usually wear leather clothing.

## History

### Backstory

Ugriz grew up in 'The Lower City' of Grimhallow. As he grew older, he met the most beautiful Orc he had ever seen, Clyrita. The two quickly fell for each other and decided to settle down in Grimhallow. They eventually had a son, Kalmar, who the two loved dearly. Money was tight, so he and Clyrita took turns working odd jobs to make sure Kalmar would have a somewhat comfortable life. While Kalmar was still young, a Dark Elf named Vetru Thildrot became the new mayor of Grimhallow.

Thildrot hired a private group of mercenaries named The Red Hand to "guard" the city. Led by Astrid Prisera, The Red Hand extorted and killed people they thought to be "problems" within 'The Lower City'. Clyrita and Ugriz were two of the many people executed by The Red Hand for something they didn't do. Leaving Kalmar to fend for himself on the streets of the lower city.
Lifeguard

From the looks of her, she seems to have the "Oops, I did it again!" expression. You don't usually see bad stuff happening on the beach. Never have I seen someone drowning and then a lifeguard running over into the water, pulling the guy out, and then performing CPR on them. Speaking of which, this lifeguard is just the same with real life.

Those initials spell out Georgia Toddmarsh. She came from the family Toddmarsh, and came from the state of Georgia. This minifigure works at the beach, where she is at the lifeguard tower. She reads all day. Why, you may ask? She doesn't really have too many jobs. She just stands there. When a person actually drowns and needs help, Georgia notices the trouble. It's always too late, because she had her eyes glued to the sentence of her book. Then she says, "Oops, I did it again!".

Because of this, the lifeguard doesn't save people's lives on the beach anymore. She doesn't really notice them. She decided to become a person who just stands there on the beach. You know, a person who lays on a beach towel and has medium rare sun tan lotion on... okay, you get the point. All I'm saying is that the lifeguard isn't a lifeguard anymore. Get it?
Waiter

The Waiter tried his best to be prepared for work. "Cleanliness is next to tenderlyness," he said to his dog. First, he brushed his tubesocks and shoes with his toothbrush, and they were squeaky clean. Then he brushed his teeth with his toothbrush. The one he used to wash his socks and shoes. That might sound gross, but they were squeaky clean. Well, maybe at least after cleaning them.

His teeth were squeaky clean. Then he ate the soap bar and filled his mouth with water. He spit all over the room, and used himself as the scrubber to wash himself and clean the bathroom. He barfed out a few bubbles, and then jumped into the shower to rinse everything off, even though he used up all of the water. He came back with Mr. Black, and grabbed a bucket full of water and splashed it all over his neighbor. Then he slipped on soap from the floor, fell down, and got kicked out of his house by Mr. Black. Mr. Black grumbled, and went to his job.

The Waiter got up. He was covered with bubbles, had gunky teeth, and also drank the bath water. He put his soapy shoes on and went to work. However, when he got to work, they were just closing for the day. "Oh, there you are, Mr. Waiter," his boss told him. "You're more than late." The Waiter collapsed to the ground, grabbed a soap bar, and tried to throw it at his boss, but he missed and Mr. Black got hit in the face with it.

Sometimes people can be too ready for work.
Traffic Cop

He'll do anything to at least arrest someone on the street. He has the best car in LEGO city, no joke. He's always boasting about it, and that way, he seems kind of like a jerk. He has lots of tickets in his hands, but he doesn't care about them. He'll just arrest you if he catches you speeding 3 more miles per hour, above the speed limit. He's prone to doing it. Because I've got to tell you a little secret about him: He's not really a "human minifigure" at all.

He's actually part robot. He's kind of human, but mostly robot. He has a robotic arm to touch "auto motorcycle" on his motorcycle if his own arms get tired. He has a radar gun that will immediately come out his sunglasses and it's ginormous. It can shoot something about 100 yards away. His legs can grow at tall as he wants them too, and that's not all.

He has many explosives in his body. They will explode if he gets to angry. Or startled. He got so angry about something one time that he wound up having the police station in bits. His smile and sunglasses on his face are just a mask. He really has powerful laser eyes that will laser them to death. So yeah, I think that all in all, the Traffic Cop is not the minifigure you would want to get caught by on the road!
Surgeon

First of all, everybody has to know what her life is like. Think old prison movie. Then throw in a very spooky dun-dun-dun soundtrack. Yep, you simply get the picture here. She's had to deal with lots and lots of medical emergencies, and has to see someone's organs at least six or seven times a day- more if she worked late hours. With all this knowledge, she knows every single part of the minifigure body by heart. She has brains in her living room, and her left kidney also!

Once she came into the room, being faced to a patient. He said he fell off of a tree, and hurt his arm funny. "Well then, why is your head aching so bad?" she asked. I hardly put dialogue in, so here you go. "Hmm. I must've hurt my head too!". The surgeon thought for a while. She only helps with surgeries. She checked his test results, and with her eyes she read that he had something called "Effinghamtonburlingtonbrickneumoplasticmosecitis". Try saying that five times fast.

There was no luck. The patient was going to die, since that sickness (you know what it's called!) was incurable. She suggested taking all these different medications, but they only tasted like roast beef with mashed potatoes. It was like Thanksgiving, only it wasn't at home. Give this page a good comment, so you can make the patient feel better!
Space Alien

(The Space Alien and the Space Villain are dueling, Star Wars style)

Space Alien: You know the truth! You're going to have to pay!

Space Villain: I'm not giving you the truth! You're going to have to find it yourself!

Space Alien: If you tell it to me, it'll be easier.

Space Villain: You have to do things yourself if you want to be great in life!

Space Alien: Seriously, who signed the Declaration of Independence?

Space Villain: George Washington. That kooky guy from Earth. OH NO!

Space Alien: Ha ha ha! I finally know the truth! I shall put this on your school report!

(The Alien takes out a laptop and goes to Gmail.com. He starts typing "Declaration", but the Space Villain stops him)

Space Villain: No! You're not doing it! I'm going to win this epic battle!

Space Alien: Okay, but first I have to tell you something.

Space Villain: Well then, it better be quick. I'm all ears for everything.

Space Alien: I am your father.

Space Villain: Wait, what?

(The Alien knocks the Space Villain off of the platform and into the fires below. He dies in the flames.)

Space Alien: Oops! I guess I hit the roof! Ha ha ha!

(He walks away happily.)
Karate Master

Not gonna lie, he does no some ka-ra-te. You know, that's how SpongeBob pronounces it. This master loves jumping around, smashing wooden planks with his hand. He once smashed so much wood one day that he had to be taken to the doctor's. However, the result of him smashing the wooden planks so much actually wasn't too bad, and he felt no pain. Actually, he has that one condition where you can't feel pain.

This lead to him doing things he'll never forget. Send him falling off of a cliff and he'll be a-okay. Punch him on the eye and he will have a black one, but he'll just tell you that you have some great punching moves. This means that when he gets surgeries, he doesn't need anesthesia. He actually gets to watch what goes on. Pretty gross, don't you think?

It's the same with karate. His master pounded him in the face, and he fell down. He was hurt badly, but no pain occurred. he became a master because he never felt any pain in karate. And when he tried flipping his master around, he broke his master's tibia and fibula in the process! Overall, not feeling pain comes in handy sometimes, but really, it's just better to feel at least some kind of pain in your life. Trust me, this guy never has.
Series 9

Series 9 in the ninth series of Collectible Minifigures, and these came in metallic silver blind bags with 16 characters to collect. The Review Spot, who did a couple of reviews on this series, upped his game and bought 6 bags as of his first review of the series, but I don't like spoiling videos for you there. In a whole sentence, Series 9 is a great series and will bring lots of joy to you and probably somebody else.

## Minifigures to Collect

* Waiter
* Cyclops
* Hollywood Starlet
* Heroic Knight
* Roman Emperor
* Policeman
* Chicken Suit Guy
* Roller Derby Girl
* Fortune Teller
* Judge
* Alien Avenger
* Mermaid
* Battle Mech
* Mr. Good and Evil
* Forest Maiden
* Plumber

## Videos

Collectible Spot - Lego Minifigures Series 9By YouTuber The Review Spot, posted in 2013Collectible Spot - Lego 71000 Minifigures Blind Bags Series 9..Again OPENING!By YouTuber The Review Spot, posted in 2013Opening a \*RARE\* LEGO Series 9 Minifigures BOX of 30!By YouTuber MandRproductions, posted in 2020
Barbarian

Being a barbarian isn't easy. Well, this one thought that it was the best job anyone could ever ask for. He joined the team when he said, "Hey, do you have room for me?" and everyone laughed. But he didn't give up. He said, "But everyone, you have to know that you're lucky that I joined! Being a barbarian is tough, and I'm tough, strong, (total lie) and brave! So what do you say?" Did you know what they said? Did you know what they said?

"Tell us more about yourself."

So the barbarian did. He started narrating his day. "Well, today I shaved my legs and brushed my teeth." The other barbarians stared at him. "With no toothpaste!" Then they cheered. "Then I was sent outside to play, and my mother said I had to become a barbarian!" "A mother?" said one of the barbarians. "I never had a mother. Is it okay if I stay at your-" "I don't need any of that," said the barbarian. "What I need is leadership. So what do you say?" He asked. Did you know what they said?

"Yes! That's what we say!"
Ice Skater

She's got something going on in the showroom. She has a big star on her cheek. That means she's got something going on. She tries every single way of figure skating there is. She's got to be a master at it. If you give her music, and you give her, say, about 20 minutes, she'll bring you happiness and joy and peace while you watch her light feet on the ice. She can also distract people easily.

So the big room doors opened, and in walked trouble. Stacey Soccerman walked into the room. She's the Ice Skater. I guess we never got to know her name. Well, that's what her name is. She was being recorded on the cameras of Star Search, so it was go time. Little did people know how this was going to be like!

Stacey started. She did a twirl, jumped up three times, and started skating. Push, Push, Glide, she thought. Push, Push, Glide! That was her strategy for ice skating. It helped her a lot. She had a lecture on safety about a few years ago to never fall buttfirst on ice, or else your butt would freeze and probably fall off. Stacey Soccerman, however, is a LEGO minifigure, and doesn't have a butt. She skated over a big chunk of ice, did it again, and again, and in the end, she formed a massive ice sculpture with what she had done. It was a sculpture of what she had been doing previously, just a few minutes ago. Skating. She really knows what to do, doesn't she?
Hollywood Starlet

That's no Hollywood Starlet. Well, it is, but that just seems to be Marilyn Monroe. Well, one day a rumor had spread out that Monroe wasn't going to be acting as an actress in the latest movie. Nobody knew the answer. Well, actually they did, but not the correct answer. That happens a lot with a person and math. Only one person knew the answer to Monroe's folly. Btw do you ever hear a character calling someone by their last name? That's the case here.

The Waiter had known the correct answer. He whispered the bad news into the Cyclops' ear, but since he couldn't hear super well, he thought he said, "Monroe fell into her bed and hurt her spread," like the kind you butter. The Heroic Knight had his armor on, so he said, "Butter? I love butter! I'm going to tell the citizens about this!" So he told the Roman Emperor that Monroe had fell off of her toaster and buttered a spread, but however, Caesar didn't pay too much attention, so he told the Police Officer that Monroe had fell off of her spread and into her toaster. The Police Officer looked puzzled, and then arrested the Roman Emperor because he though that he had kidnapped Monroe and was telling a lie.

And so on. Monroe really wasn't going to act in the latest movie, and the Waiter still had the correct answer in his head. So all day he tried to tell people what really happened to Monroe, but nobody would listen. It was just like solving a math equation. Sometimes people just aren't listening.
Thespian

Wake up in the 1500s, brush your teeth, and put on your best tuxedo, and you'll be just in time to watch the Thespian's latest play! (I cannot say his real name for copyright violations.) He asked to audience, "To Be or Not To Be... That is the question." He said that with so much figurative speech that nobody knew what he was talking about. The Magician's Nephew had came to the play, and screamed, "Oh No!" for saying that would suck everybody into a time portal. "Why does thou art say, 'Oh No'?" asked the Thespian. Then it hit him.

Hamlet, Romeo, and Juliet were sucked into the time portal. Hamlet landed on a noble steed in the medieval times. Romeo landed in a swimming pool in the present. Juliet crashed headfirst into an elementary school, during show and tell. And the Thespian was sucked in last, and landed next to Mickey Williams during his first hockey game. After all, he did invent it. "Oh great, that means you'll be my buddy!" he said. "Oh what invention doust this man create?" he asked. Mickey did not understand him.

The hockey game was going on. The Thespian got so curious that he hopped out of his seat, and walked into the hockey game. "Oh, Hamlet, Romeo, Juliet, where art thou?" he called. He yelped, since the hockey players were coming for him. He slipped on the puck, and crashed onto the ice. One of the players hit him with the club, and the Thespian slid over into the net. Everyone cheered. The Thespian scratched his head.

**TBC**
Spaceman

The Spaceman isn't just a civilian who wakes up one day, eats his cereal, and goes to work like everybody else does. On the Earth. No, he doesn't just go to space, he almost *lives* space. He works at the LEGO Series 1 Space Factory, were his boss is a big blue alien obsessed with watching gangster movies. Most of the minifigures who work at the factory are space monkeys.

Our hero was just fixing a prob on the rear end of the big factory-like spaceship, when he suddenly let go of his wrench. The wrench went flying into the distance, never to be seen again, just like in that one LEGO City episode. His boss was busy watching his latest reel so he didn't know what to do. He tried floating away to get the wrench, but that wouldn't work. He was strapped into the factory so he wouldn't get lost in space.

Suddenly, he found out that unstrapping yourself was actually do-able. He tried going for the wrench, but he had hit the side of a Meteor storm. The Meteors came crashing into anything they could find. The moon was shattered, and so were its moons. This meant that tidal waves were no more and werewolfs would lose all of their fur. But he didn't give up. He would find that wrench. He eventually did! But when he got back to base, he found out that the Meteor shower had hit the factory too. It was in pieces, the monkeys were floating away, and their boss was floating away too, not noticing a single thing. The Spaceman decided to quit his job and go back to earth. He was able, because his boss wasn't paying attention to him. He was paying attention to nobody.
Deep Sea Diver

He's just like Ed from Good Burger. He always wears his deep sea diving outfit, and nothing else. Most people find that fact kind of creepy. He sleeps in his outfit, he takes showers in his outfit, he goes to work in his outfit, you know, that kind of thing. By the way, he doesn't even go under the water. He just wants to wear the ridiculous costume.

This leads to another problem. People can not hear a single thing he's saying, because everybody hears him in his diving voice. The kind that you have to put subtitles for at the bottom of the page, because their voices are so distorted. I might have copied it from the LEGO.com description, but that doesn't really matter. Either this Deep Sea Diver talks weirdly, or everybody in the LEGO world can't hear very well. After all, they are small. It even rhymes.

What I'm trying to tell you is that this Deep Sea Diver has quite a few flaws in that costume. He doesn't even deep sea dive. So what's the point?
Forest Maiden

After the Elf told the wandering minifigure the epic poetry, the person said, "You make good meat, Mr. Elf," said the person. "Thank you, I appreciate it," said the Elf. "Can you tell me about your girlfriend?" the person asked. "Well," said the Elf, "If you really want to know." The Elf bit his lip like he didn't want to tell the story at all. Then he breathed deeply, let it out, and choked down the bone of his lamb chop. "Let me tell you the story of my girlfriend."

"I had fallen off of a bridge and into the brook because my enemies had tried to aim for me. Then I was picked up by a hand. It was a girl from the place where my enemies lived, and she had a great talent for tattoo drawing and earlobe pricking. Her soft, silky red hair that reached down to her waist was instantly recognizable. 'I guess I didn't want you to drown,' she said. 'I should be one of your enemies. I should be going now.' 'Please, don't go,' I said. 'You amaze me.' 'Really?' she asked. 'I amaze you?' Then the rest of the afternoon was us talking.

"We spent a lot of time together. I learned how to prick earlobes and get better at my tattoo drawings. I was about to propose to her one day, but my enemies had found me. 'Hey! You interrupted us!' I tried to say, but they wanted to kill me. 'You have to get home with us,' my enemies said. 'Let go of me!' she explained. They started carrying me over a fire, and they wanted to roast me for good. My girlfriend jumped over, letting the stick roll off of the spit. I rolled down the ground and eventually stopped. I heard her yell, 'Take me instead!' I did not see what happened next, but all I knew was that she was gone forever."

The minifigure looked at the Elf, and the Elf looked at the minifigure. "We'd better stick together," said the Elf. Then they both shed bitter tears.
Cyclops

The Cyclops games weren't that great, back then. I'm saying this because Cyclops did indeed play games back then. What else did they do? Oh, I don't know, maybe spent the next few hours hitting a bunny on the head or getting hit on their own head. Well, the cyclops games were big, and this here Cyclops, who even has the belt to prove it, wanted to play with his friends.

"Well, just as long as you don't hit somebody on the head," said one of his friends. "Please don't, Cyclops, FANDOM's right," said another. "I won't hit you on the head," the Cyclops said. He grabbed his club, swung it down, Missed the rock, and accidentally kicked the rock backwards into a geyser. His club hit one of his friends in the nose. "You idiot," he said. "Now go get the rock back." So the Cyclops walked over to the geyser. He wondered why the rock kept getting bigger as it got closer to his face. Then it hit him.

He lost twelve to sixteen.

As he and his friends (who were awfully hurt with club stain marks on their heads) were walking home, the Cyclops said, "Man, I'm sad I didn't win. I could have won a great game, but no, I just didn't." He grunted. "Hey, you were responsible for our head injuries," his friends told him. "You should feel sorry for us, you know." And with that, they picked up the club and hit him in the stomach with it.

And getting hit in the stomach feels a heck of a lot more painful than a hit in the head.
Series 4

Series 4 is the fourth series of minifigures LEGO has released. These were released in 2011, and came in orange-decorated opaque blind bags. There were 16 minifigures to collect. This was the second series to use bump codes, right after Series 3. This also happened to be the first series to use the shorter minifigure legs, which mostly act as kid legs.

## Minifigures to collect

* Lawn Gnome
* Kimono Girl
* Musketeer
* Punk Rocker
* Surfer Girl
* Viking
* The Monster
* Hockey Player
* Street Skater
* Sailor
* Soccer Player
* Werewolf
* Hazmat Guy
* Artist
* Ice Skater
* Crazy Scientist

## Videos

S4 Lego MiniFigures Series 4 Box 60-Packs Unboxed!By YouTuber RaceGrooves, posted in 2014Collectible Spot - Lego Minifigures Series 4By YouTuber The Review Spot, Posted in 2011
Decorator

The Decorator only has two colors with him: blue and blue. He says that it's his job to paint the walls of anybody's room always blue, even if people get annoyed by that. That is why nobody has been calling him for jobs lately. Well, one day he found out that he didn't have any more blue paint left, so he went to the store, holding his lady's hand, and talking to his friends. "Let's blow this place to the ground," said the Decorator.

2 MINUTES LATER - The Decorator, his girlfriend, and his friends were all disappointed. Blue paint cost as much as that flight to Brussels that you might be reading if you're new here. "We need to think of something," said his friends repeatedly. Finally, they got an idea. They took some markers, and drew paint stains over the Decorator's face and clothes. Then they took food coloring and put it in water, so he had blue "paint."

And the coolest thing is that there were so many "watercolor" colors whenever painted somebody's room. Once he painted the room of two boys, and they found the ocean effect on their wall. "Wow, Mr. Decorator, that's awesome!" they said. Their mother came in, and said, "Alright, I'm giving you two suitcases full of cash. Hope you get more joy out of your customers. But are you telling the Trendsetter about this?"

"Oh, no, she's dangerous," said the Decorator. They both agreed.
Witch

As a Witch-in-training, she isn't really that much of one yet. She has a little pet dragon whom she calls Spot. Spot is there to test any evil potion or medicine that the Witch is creating to use it on people and make witches rule! But then again, I guess we're all tired of these "witch" stories, aren't we?

Witches don't have green skin. Who even made that up? I have never seen any women in the history of my life that has green on her skin. Unless you're talking about painting your face. She doesn't wear black. Black is cliche. She wears a little bit of white here, a little bit of tan there, and just a little tiny bit of red here and there. Like a calico cat. And that hat? Too obvious for her character. She wears a gray beanie. That picture is probably just there if you have that condition where you see false things.

Salt will kill her. She's with the slugs. Spot is a dragon, as I told you earlier, but he's more of a slug. So yeah. Now you know she likes slugs. The last part is the broomstick. She doesn't ride a broomstick, silly. They can't magically just shoot up into the air and fly like an airplane. She disguises herself pretty well. She's about everywhere in the world. Once she was in the great outskirts of Scotland, and now she's in Asia. She will kidnap anybody she finds is interesting enough for her to vanish. She'll do it on the spot, or she'll do it very, very slowly. She also doesn't have any fingers or toes.