Luigi vs tails the fox

with the dragon slain and the princess rescued the hero revels in gold, glory and cake but they couldn't have done it without a little help the people's champion would be lost without his player two the sidekick tails is voiced by colleen o'shaughnessey

### interlude

(invader)

wiz: their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched after battling for over two decades this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end

boomstick: i've been waiting this forever!

wiz: luigi mario's brother

boomstick: and tails the fox sonic the hedgehog's younger best friend

wiz: we've already established that mario and sonic the hedgehog related power ups counter each other this time this is a fight between sidekicks like luigi and tails

boomstick: he's wiz and i'm boomstick

wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a death battle

### luigi

(new super luigi u main theme)

wiz: mario always get to be the main hero of the mushroom kingdom

boomstick: who get into a fight with a alligator snapping turtle like baby turtle dragon and saves a princess with an orange dress's life

(super smash bros for wii u luigi's mansion)

wiz: why luigi is one of the star children and possesses many special abilities with the intent of protecting his home the mushroom kingdom it's not easy being second fiddle to the most popular character in video game history yet he doesn't seem to mind like a good sidekick luigi exists only to help mario never asking for his own slice of the cake

boomstick: so he's pretty much a slave

wiz: in a way but this devotion makes him the perfect teammate helping to save the mushroom kingdom time and time again

boomstick: what did mario do to him to make him so obedient he's gotta have some serious dirt from their childhood

wiz: luigi may take subordination to an extreme but he's no pushover in fact he's not only taller than mario but also faster and more athletic he can jump over six feet higher plus after studying yoshi's super jumping ability luigi developed his own variant of the dinosaur's floating technique the scuttle jump

boomstick: his abilities don't end with the mid air hustle luigi has plenty of powerful attacks each of which if pulled off perfectly, increase their damage for quick k.o's the spinning luigi cyclone the rocketing green missile and the super jump punch which can send his foe up into the air so high they never come back down

wiz: in addition he has numerous power ups at his disposal including his trusty hammer and the vanish power flower which makes him invisible and intangible luigi could be next to you watching you right now

boomstick: aahhh stop that! he was trained by the thunder god himself in the powerful Thunder Hand technique. With this, he can shoot lightning at his foes or at deadly soccer balls

wiz: and after spending so much time in mario's shadow luigi has somehow gained the ability to manipulate some sort of negative energy

(\*luigi dances creating the negative zone\*)

boomstick: remember when mario bros was about running around and jumping on turtles anyway you were saying something about physics breaking time energy or whatever

wiz: luigi's negative zone can devastate a nearby opponent it's effects are random but unavoidable ranging from sudden dizziness to uncontrollable tripping over absolutely nothing

boomstick: but when luigi wants real firepower he busts out the poltergust 5000 a handy vacuum cleaner which can somehow kill ghosts It can kill that which is already dead

wiz: he ain't afraid of no ghosts

(\*a killer ghost jumpscare luigi\*)

(luigi's mansion series medley Super Smash bros for wii U)

wiz: f\*\*\* it luigi is a coward and he is scared of ghosts,skeletons,bugs,water,flowers and including the sun he also doesn't even try to hide it granted his fears are usually justified usually

boomstick: he's also pretty clumsy which you'd think would make a terrible combination but like the chinese drunken master style luigi harnesses awkwardness to make himself even more vicious he's more powerful than he seems defeating turtles by the hundreds every day

luigi uses a cannon on the koopas in the ice capades

Boomstick: ha ha before we go any further i'd like to point out that the unmaking cannon belongs to a bunch of children is it bedtime now mum gosh no more parents

wiz: even without it luigi has defeated dimentio discovered the grand final galaxy raised a ravenous man eating dinosaur and even rescued mario from certain doom on three separate occasions the green thunder can pretty much do it all

boomstick: take it easy luigi

luigi: alright

(\*luigi met a rabbid luigi and dances with him\*)

luigi: ha ha

### tails the fox

(sonic believe in myself)

Wiz: born the very same day a terrifying evil mad scientist began his robot powered takeover of the world miles prower

boomstick: haha i get it miles per hour creativity like that is why sega is still making consoles

wiz: that is stupid

boomstick: don't be f\*\*\*ing ridiculous wiz carry on!

wiz: yes ahem miles was awkwardly born with two tails mere minutes after being welcomed into the world the mad scientist's deadly forces made miles prower an orphan

boomstick: whoa that's pretty f\*\*\*ed up.

wiz: eight years later and after some much needed counseling he stumbled upon a broken down biplane and happily repaired the whole vehicle on his own but he got an airplane belong to someone else

boomstick: well of course just like all walking talking adolescent two tailed foxes can until one faithful day met the blue hedgehog

wiz: what!

boomstick: why don't you ask for him sonic

tails the fox: sorry mr

sonic the hedgehog: hey what's the big idea

tails the fox: i just wanted live with those guys but they kicked me out

boomstick: sonic the hedgehog and tails the fox become best friends by get into a fight with this scary dude with a super evil egender

wiz: boomstick foxes can't fly... \*shocked to see that tails the fox can fly\* wait a minute what!

(sonic movie 2 logo trailer)

boomstick: and so sonic the hedgehog gave his damn actual name he deserved tails the fox

wiz: really that's like if you were named boomstick because you just like shotguns

boomstick: i told you stop it cut it out wiz!

(sonic movie 2 emerald hill zone epic metal theme)

boomstick: anyway aside from flight tails copter butt blades are strong enough to bust metal and he can use them like the turbine of an engine to keep up with sonic the hedgehog's super-fast speeds he can almost reach the speed of sound

wiz: tails the fox pledged himself to sonic the hedgehog's freedom by kill millions of blue animatronic hornets and they also shared a sort of teacher student relationship though it wasn't always clear who was the student

boonstick: it was tails the fox who invented the famous spin dash not the speedy blur

wiz: tails the fox is a genius and a master mechanic

boomstick: he's so much smarter than sonic the hedgehog that he actually learned how to swim

wiz: he has built several planes and combat mechs and has numerous gadgets on hand like the projectile ring which can pull or latch onto objects almost like a grappling hook

boomstick: but despite being a super geek he really likes to blow shit up He carries a huge supply of bombs big bombs,napalm bombs,remote bombs,flash-bang grenades,bombs shaped like magic rings,bombs shaped like mice,bombs shaped like your mother you name it he's got a bomb like it

Wiz: he also wields the magic hand a long range comical punching weapon and the energy ball arm cannon

boomstick: which is ripped straight out of mega man He built all this himself but never a device to breath underwater kinda dropped the ball there sidekick

tails the fox swims underwater as the timer goes down to zero causing him to drown

wiz: unlike sonic the hedgehog's speed blitzing battle style tails the fox relies on logic and tactics in a fight His shield bot fortifies his defenses and his medibot heals wounds over time

boomstick: but he's a total wimp he can't fly forever and if sonic the hedgehog's not around to hold his hand he's scared of pretty much everything after a good thunderclap you'll find him shivering his spiny ass off in the bathtub

*sonic the hedgehog: maybe there is such thing as ghosts after all*

tails: the fox: aaaaaaah!

(sonic movie metal sonic fight theme)

Wiz: well he is only 11 years old and the feats he's accomplished at his age are beyond impressive like being able to run 333 mph without his tails stopping a nuclear missile and becomes super tails unlike super sonic but he is yellow and his eyes are burning red

boomstick: tails the fox is one mean orange fighting machine

sonic the hedgehog: i love you little bro now i got something even more importent to say... noogie time

tails the fox: hahahahaha boy it's really great to be home hahaha

### let the fight begin

wiz: alright the combatants let's end this debate once and for all

boomstick: it's time for a death battle

### the fight

(sonic movie land of darkness)

(\*tails the fox flies down onto a pipe and begins scouting the area but luigi pops out of the pipe making tails jump down the plumber jumps out of the pipe angrily to face tails\*)

tails the fox: alright smarter coward let's settle this

luigi: ok dooky

annoncer: fight!

(sonic chemical plant zone remix)

(\*tails the fox uses his energy cannon but luigi powers through with a green missile but his attack misses as tails the fox jumps away and hits luigi down to the ground with his tails luigi jumps back up as tails the fox uses the spin dash to charge at his opponent, but luigi counters with the hammer hitting miles up into the air luigi follows him upwards with his scuttle jump and they go blow for blow, with it being tails the fox swipes vs luigi cyclones the two eventually knock each other away tails the fox into the air and luigi onto the ground luigi walks around as tails the fox closes in on him and the plumber tries to jump up and hit tails the fox with his Hammer again but tails the fox counters it with his tails the fox again knocking luigi back tails the fox lands on the ground and tries out another spin dash but this time luigi launches tails up with his super jump punch tails the fox manages to recover though and begins flying around the place from his high altitude he then goes back down to the ground picks up luigi and begins to fly back up\*)

tails the fox: so your a bit tougher than i thought huh? now it's time for me to finish... this...

(\*but luigi uses his vanish flower to confuse tails the fox while hold his hammer\*)

tails the fox: whoa!

(\*luigi knocks tails the fox away with his hammer to break free the hammer and tails the fox's gadgets go blow for blow first with the magic hand and hammer colliding tails the fox taking out his arm cannon again but luigi simply hits him tails the fox using the magic hand from the ground now but doing nothing to his intangible adversary and finally as tails the fox charges up his arm cannon once more luigi nails him in the face and sends him downwards a bit as tails the fox recovers from the blow and starts flying again luigi uses the scuttle jump again to land safely as the invisibility wears off but soon after luigi lands\*)

(super mario galaxy 2 bowser junior enter)

(\*tails the fox drops multiple bombs surrounding the plumber and leaving him to run around in panic luigi then gets an idea to suck up the bombs with his poltergust 5000 and fires all the bombs at tails the fox however they are launched just barely too low to hit tails the fox and it backfires on him as they land before he can run and blow him sky high after being launched up luigi notices a pipe and dives into it then shooting out with his lightning powers fully activated completely surrounded in lightning he hits tails the fox with his super jump punch followed by a green missile and then slams into him multiple times with luigi cyclones before hitting him with his hammer and transferring all of the electricity into his hands sending tails the fox away with an extremely powerful thunder hand\*)

luigi: luigi got you!

(\*in the distance tails the fox gets back on his feet and uses his medi bot to heal, but luigi somehow clears all that distance and uses his poltergust to bring it close to him and the hammer to destroy it luigi then tries to suck tails the fox in and finish the fight and almost succeeds until tails the fox throws his projectile ring at a nearby pipe to keep himself steady and throws out a flash bang which luigi's poltergust sucks up and escapes into a pipe\*)

luigi: hello

(\*the flash bang blows up and while luigi is dizzy tails the fox comes out of the pipe and rigs a bomb onto the poltergust and tries stalling him with his shield bot but luigi quickly destroys the bot with his hammer again tails the fox jumps away from his broken machinery as luigi pulls out and breaks a smash ball tails the fox begins to walk towards luigi but the plumber unleashes negative zone tails the fox trips up and is almost hit with luigi's hammer but he flies up to just barely escape it he is almost sucked up by the poltergust and finished but luigi is forced to stop when he notices the bomb and tries to throw it away unfortunately while tails the fox fails to escape the blast due to the negative zone slowing down gravity luigi does not escape either and is sent hurtling through the air until he slides up to the front of a pipe as the negative zone gets destroyed\*)

(sonic lost world the deadly six song)

(\*tails the fox quickly runs up to luigi with his tails on fire for a brief moment presumably due to the explosion and has him backed up against the pipe With the two being face to face luigi readies his hammer to squash tails the fox and end the fight\*)

tails the fox: ha!

(\*luigi isn't fast enough as the magic hand quickly rockets forwards impaling luigi through the abdomen and damaging the warp pipe\*)

annoncer: ko!

(\*yoshi and toad saw luigi's corpes\*)

### results

(green hill zone techno remix)

boomstick: well there goes the year of luigi

(\*conncetion: luigi and tails the fox both are cowardly and smart heroes that they are among the most popular video game characters in existence (like mario and sonic the hedgehog) they also appear in super smash bros crusade plus they have great weopon throughout their adventures in contrast to their partner's more physical fighting style\*)

wiz: while luigi technically has more combat experience and has survived being nintendo's whipping boy tails the fox's skills and arsenal were more than the green capped plumber can handle

boomstick: his training with sonic the hedgehog makes him faster and his superior mobility gave him complete control over the battlefield

wiz: Also, he has an outrageous i q of 300 which is about as much as albert einstein and stephen hawking combined

boomstick: hell tails the fox is stronger too He can move 10 tons while luigi struggles to lift a large radish

wiz: and tails's gadgets more than make up for any of his weaknesses

boomstick: looks like luigi was outfoxed

wiz: the winner is tails the fox