Pansy Academy

The Pansy Academy is a primary location featured in Greed Cult and Mister Misfortune

## History

The Pansy Academy is a Serbian school founded by an English entrepreneur named Nicholas Corniston and his wife Gertrude Corniston and his family. Nicholas went to visit the Kingdom of Serbia in 1902 for a vacation since he wanted to get away from the stress of owning 3 academic businesses and wanted to mend his relationship with his wife, Gertrude, after a long argument about him not wanting to pay attention to his child. They went to stay in a 4-star hotel and after a 2-hour long discussion, they came to a consensus that Nicholas would play a big role in his 4-year-old daughter, Pansy Corniston's life. Once they amicably agreed on their situation, they decided to head to bed since it was getting pretty late.

Unfortunately, they woke up in a run-down dimly lit room with their bodies tied up to chairs and their mouth taped, of course, they were distressed. 30 minutes later, a well-dressed man with two armed men showed up and removed the duct tape from their mouths. The man introduced himself as Glen Desdemona and he said that he wanted to sabotage the Corniston family once and for all. Nicholas said: "C'MON WHY DON'T YOU BLOKES JUST MOVE ON! IT WAS 200 YEARS AGO JUST GIVE IT A BREAK!". Miraculously, a random cop just showed up for no reason and arrested the three perpetrators. Apparently, according to the police, the group partook in a drug cartel and the building they chose to be their hideout was an old 18th century boarded-up, abandoned but big oil factory that used to be called "Wehbe Oils".

Regardless, they've been arrested and the remaining cartel members, yet to be arrested, are being hunted one by one. On the other hand, Nicholas took quite an interest in the building: "Why keep it abandoned if it was so huge and it was in the middle of Belgrade?" is what he asked the closest policemen, he further elaborated that he would like to repurpose it as a school since he already owned 3, what harm would there be in owning 4?

After a few legal stuff, Nicholas finally had the rights to the building and had enough budget for desks, boards, chairs, etc. Now all he needed was a name. He remembered his daughter within all this and he wanted to prove to his wife that he truly cares about her, therefore, he named the school after her: thus, on October 27th 1902, Pansy Academy was born. For the first time.

## YoY Cult Saga

For 57 years, the Pansy Academy has been flourishing really well and it was nominated in 1947's most popular school in Yugoslavia for giving the best education in the city and for treating all students fairly. English was taught as a foreign language and even the person who's named after the school, Pansy Corniston, would graduate from the school with the class of 1916. In addition, this school would be heavily protected in both World Wars and it was even a place for refuge for Jews and Slavs. However, all of this prosperity will end drastically with the school year of 1958-1959 because of one student, Howard Weedman.

Main article for the 1959 incident cuz im lazy lol im sorry: Greed Cult

In addition, after the explosion, Pansy Corniston-Bentley, and her 3 children visited the location of what used to be Pansy Academy while giving her condolences to all of the families, teachers, and children that lost their lives.

## Pansy Kidd Middle School

   On May 4th 2007, late Pansy's eldest great-grandson, Frederick Corniston-Bentley decided to rekindle the family legacy by opening up a new business. This would be quite the throwback since he decided to name it "Pansy Kidd Middle School" (the kidd meaning that it was made by one of her descendants) and he also built it in the exact same place where the old school was bombed, meaning he basically built it on top of the debris and ground over half a century old bones of the students.

Despite wanting to bring the family name back to the spotlight, Frederick wasn't the brightest entrepreneur. He wounded up letting the son of the demon that caused the destruction of the first school enroll and he inadvertently let the most pedophilic, monstrous and mentally shattered human being become the principal because he thought that "he was the last principle of the old school, what could go wrong?", turns out knowing that you're the cause of a terrorist attack which resulted in the deaths of thousands of innocent people added with 50 years of living off of nothing and being torment by your mind, really fucks you up.

However, his actions were halted by Zouzou Abu Znood in Hidden Links to which he faced the rest of his life in prison, not that there were many years left anyway.