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High School Theater Teachers

High school theater teachers are the backbone of the entertainment industry. This week, we spotlight four of these warriors helping to shape the next generation of artists.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Holly McDougal
* Jeremy Culhane as Nancy Russo
* Angela Giarratana as Ms. Ribbon aka Ms. Cheetah
* Patrick McDonald as Cody Brick
Rebecca Flay

Rebecca Flay is an actor known for playing Sandy on the sitcom Month to Month.

Rebecca had been up for so many pilots that when she was in the pool and got the call that Month to Month had been picked up, she didn’t remember which one it was.

Rebecca’s character in Month to Month, Sandy, was originally written to be serious and goth, but after Rebecca tried out, the role was rewritten for her. The final Sandy was a kooky California surfer girl.

In the Pilot, Sandy brought a giant surfboard into the bagel shop and knocked over Connor’s big coffee with it. She then got a call from a marijuana shop saying that her marijuana was ready to pick up, but she turned them down, saying that wasn’t her life anymore.

Rebecca’s favorite episode of Month to Month is Love Triangle season, where Sandy, Connor, and Goldie have a bunch of euphemistic wild sex scenes together, then it abruptly switches over to Trenton having to deal with his brother’s death after he was hit by a train.

Rebecca has a popular line of bucket hats, Flay Hats. Each one has something in a language she made up by mashing up words and sounds from different languages. These include Gungypung (which means peace and prosperity), Dukey Dango Fingy Fango, and Wanky Panky (which means relax). Wanky Panky started rolling out in 2023.

Sarah Beara bought Rebecca a boat for 50k while they were both on cocaine and Sarah says that Rebecca still owes her the money back.

Rebecca believes that Sandy took over as manager of the bagel shop. It was all Sandy had.
Betterfellas: The Goodfellas Sequel (w/ Peter Banifaz)

A conversation with the cast of the upcoming Goodfellas sequel that everyone wanted, Betterfellas.

Featuring special guest Peter Banifaz!

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Marion Cotillard aka Paulie the Mob Boss
* Jeremy Culhane as Dietrich O'Malley, actor
* Angela Giarratana as Two-Bits Johnny aka Fuzz
* Patrick McDonald as Scar, screenwriter
* Peter Banifaz as Francisco Florentina, actor
Marty Boink

Marty Boink is a stand-up comedian who seeks to visit every city that rhymes with Reno. He is originally from Reno, Colorado, and now does stand-up in Reno, Nevada.

He was the first person to introduce themself during AOAOAOA's 100-year anniversary episode. He was there to promote the first Ant-Man movie, eight years after its release.
Sandy Weathers

Sandy Weathers is a weatherman for the newly merged station of San Diego 6/KCAL9 News, working alongside his ex-wife, Brianna Rogers. He claims to love telling people what the weather is, but is in a bad mood about actually doing it. He says that he doesn't know the current weather because he just went through some things and was in mourning until recently. His producers are teenagers and they constantly try to prank him, so he has gotten really good at not getting got.

He believes that any event that occurs outside falls under his jurisdiction to report, and not that of the other anchors.
Judith DuBois

Judith DuBois is an actor mostly known for her work on Broadway and YouTube, though she was on AOAOAOA because of her role as the lead in the 1963 film Slappers! She started on Broadway, then moved to film, then tv, then YouTube, then film again. She promoted her YouTube series The Judith DuBois Show while on.

When she stopped getting film roles, Judith’s granddaughter suggested she start posting makeup tutorials on YouTube. Judith got herself a ring light in 2004, and decided to do what her granddaughter suggested. She was popular for ten years, but she got “outed as being a bad person” in 2014 when her assistant leaked footage of Judith screaming unjustly, presumably at the assistant.

Judith went on a literal apology tour, as in traveling to venues in 55 different cities with a feathered suit (designed by Pearls) to say “I’m sorry” to each person in the packed stands. The venues included everything from baseball stadiums to the Hollywood Bowl. This tour resulted in a revival of her film career.
FIRST LOOK: Stoner Comedy "Baked Goods"

The stars of upcoming stoner comedy "Baked Goods" talk about the film as part of their press tour.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Sarah Blatts aka Melissa in "Baked Goods"
* Jeremy Culhane as Derek Feets aka Wonky and writer and director of "Baked Goods"
* Angela Giarratana as Violet aka Star Spangled in "Baked Goods"
* Patrick McDonald as Wylie Kitchen aka Orange in "Baked Goods"
The Art Of The One-Line Waiter Role

This week we gathered four actors who have achieved the impossible: played waiters in movies or TV shows who have one line. A lot goes into performing such deceptively simple roles, so put out your diner mug brain and let these actors fill it to the brim with robust industry knowledge that'll wake you right up.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Analisa "Ana" Witford aka Neighbor in "Mike & Molly"
* Jeremy Culhane as Cole Hendricks aka Waiter 1 in "Community", Dentist 3 in "Greys Anatamy", and Boy in Movie Theater in "Will & Grace"
* Angela Giarratana as Franco Boonie, Diner Waitress in "Inception" and "Riverdale", Waitress in "The Godfather"
* Patrick McDonald as Chance Mulrony, the guy that says "What was that?" when something crazy happens
Brittney Marker

Brittney Marker is a famous actor known for her role as Balogna, the sandwich on Big Sandwich Shop Around the World.

She has been extremely jaded her whole life, even since she was a five years old. It is to the point that she thinks her show, which ran for 11 years, was unsuccessful.

She does crazy drugs with Rachel Cholingding, who she met on the Disney lot. Rachel was the lead on I’m a Girl Again?!, and is now a famous pop star.

Brittney gets arrested all the time for DUI and every time, she gives Matthew Billy’s social security number. She sees other Disney Channel stars in the rehab system all the time, like Chubby Cheese, who played Tohunga on Big Boy in the City.

Brittney has a whole land dedicated to her at Six Flags Magic Mountain, as well as an Academy Award, though she says she got both of these because of how good the ketamine she sells is. She owns ketamine farms all over Ventura County.
Kirsten Bunkie

Kirsten Bunkie is a true crime podcaster known as the host of Ooh Girl, She Gone.

Kirsten ignores anything that doesn't play into drawing out her podcast about Rebecca Flatt going missing, not even mentioning that the subject of her podcast, Rebecca Flatt, is running for Senator. This may relate to the fact that the Rebecca Flatt case is Kirsten's fetish.

She has closets full of guns because one of her podcast's sponsors, buyagun.com, sends her a new gun each week.

## Quotes

"So you recorded Happy? Were you feeling happy, or what was the actual emotion you were feeling? Because it doesn't sound like you're happy now. It doesn't sound like you're happy at all right now. Where were you May 6th, 2016, Pharrell?! I want to know where you were!"
50th Episode Special: The REAL Secrets of Hollywood Tour

Four people who've lived in the city for decades pile into a car and show us what's changed about the city.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Emily Edgemont, actress on "The Lawrence Welk Show" and "Will & Grace"
* Jeremy Culhane as PJ Sampras, driver / PA
* Angela Giarratana as Dot CPK, daughter of the founder of California Pizza Kitchen
* Patrick McDonald as Herky Mump, former owner of The Stink Spot bar
Cody (Janitor)

Cody is a janitor at the offices of the talent agency Endeavor, formerly known as WME. He had only worked there three weeks at the time of the AOAOAOA panel, but he thinks he's gonna work there his whole life, but maybe he'll move to being an agent.

Cody once saw an agent pass out, so he answered their phone and got Harrison Ford a really good role.
Guy Fieri's Segment Producers

This week, we get in the car and go on a field trip with the field producers of Diners, Drive-In's and Dives as they scout restaurants for Guy Fieri.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Kendra Matthews
* Jeremy Culhane as Clam Chowder
* Angela Giarratana as John Smith aka Johnny Pastrami
* Patrick McDonald as Cedric James Williamsford III aka Mousy
Six Flags

The Six Flags parks are a collection of 27 amusement parks and water parks spread across North America.

The parks sell t-shirts based on the world-famous '00s sitcom Month to Month, with the character's catchphrases placed next to Looney Tunes characters. This was done to promote the Month to Month Coaster.

Six Flags Magic Mountain, situated in Valencia, California, has an entire land dedicated to famous actor/ketamine dealer Brittney Marker. It is unclear which she got the land for.
Disney Land Cast Members Tell All

Four "friends of Mickey" talk about what it's like to work at the happiest place on earth.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Dallas Austin, Friend with Mater from Cars
* Jeremy Culhane as Austin Gregory, Friends with Groot, Baymax (Big Hero 6) , Tall Storm Trooper, and All Seven Dwarves in one costume
* Angela Giarratana as Dallas Jenny, Friends with Tinkerbell, Merida, and briefly Moana, aka the thinnest and shortest girl in the park
* Patrick McDonald as Gregory Jenny, Friends with Gaston, The Mandalorian, and Carl from Up
Cruise Ship Performers Panel (w/Kat Palardy)

If Hollywood is a boat, then cruise ship performers are the performers on that boat. Join us for a conversation between five artists aboard the Royal Mediterranean cruise.  The job isn't all fame and glory, but hey, that's seabusiness, baby!

Featuring Kat Palardy.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Evelyn McPhee aka Old Deuteronomy in "Cats"
* Jeremy Culhane as Derek Binken and Georgie, Ventriloquist and Dummy
* Angela Giarratana as Sosi, dancer
* Patrick McDonald as Rick Rocket, Lead singer of trop rock cover band Rick Rocket and the Spring Time Chickens
* Kat Palardy as Big Mama Jula*,* Singer
Supervillains Roundtable (WARNING: MARVEL SPOILERS)

Four brilliant actors with breakout performances as supervillains discuss the art of being the bad guy, whether or not they're evil in real life, and when exactly they're going to die.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Jared Heath aka The Mixer and The Mixer's Son
* Jeremy Culhane as Henry Bouffeau aka Bone Aparts from the Batman Trilogy
* Angela Giarratana as Gervais Peanut aka Dark Side of the Moon from "Catwoman"
* Patrick McDonald as Henry Hayworth aka No More Mr. Nice Guy from an unannounced DC project
Laughlin

Laughlin is a method actor known for the films World War 4, The Plane Hijacker, and the Hit & Run series. The Hit & Run series includes Hit & Run, Hit & Run: Japan, Hit & Run: Borneo (where the hero has to track down and hit & run the only car in a jungle), and Hit & Run: Boat.

His acting process starts with traveling, not where the movie is set, just somewhere. He starts by boarding the plane the way his character would, be it buying a ticket and boarding normally, or sneaking on and hijacking it. Laughlin is a wanted fugitive. It is loosely implied that Laughlin killed Jedediah Thompson’s family while studying for his role in the first Hit & Run.

Once a year, he has sex with Scarjo Robinson, baseball player for the Houston Astros. Scarjo is currently in jail (15 years to life) for pushing a family off a bridge. Laughlin has his assistants break Scarjo out of prison whenever the Houston Astros have a game, or he wants to have sex.
Little Girl Who Ages Rapidly

This girl is a contestant on Little Girls Love Miss USA, the companion pageant to Miss USA where little girls interview the Miss USA contestants.

She ages rapidly from around 4 or 5 to a decrepit old woman in about 30 seconds. The effect can be reversed by drinking soda. She calls this Benjamin Button Disease, but she only ages backward while drinking soda. She may be right, and it is combined with a rapid form of Jack (1996) Disease, but as long as she drinks soda every 30 seconds, she is effectively immortal. She had a wife at one point who is gone now, presumably having died of old age along with all her friends.
Game Show Hosts (w/Jacquis Neal)

We gather four of the most legendary game show hosts ever to discuss the craft of hosting a game, dealing with contestants, and winning the crowd.

Featuring special guest Jacquis Neal!

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Ricky Flanagan, host of "Lady or No Lady"
* Jeremy Culhane as George Pook, host of "Survivor with Kids"
* Angela Giarratana as Mr. Chapel, host of "Wipeout: Holding a Lasagna while I'm Surfing"
* Patrick McDonald as Scotty Speed, host of baking competition show "You Did That!"
* Jacquis Neal as Drip Ice, host of "You Sure You Wanna Say That?"
Episode 100: The 100 Person Industry Panel

AOAOAOA celebrates 100 years together with a historic 100 person panel on the entertainment industry.

74/102 covered.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Marty Boink, Bugsy Malone, Caroline Peters, Paprika Salt, Jessica Waters, Jessica, Marion Cotillard, Debbie Ray Debbie, Liz Rae Bitch, an actress, Mikey Dude, Kevin Spacey's Accent from House of Cards, a little girl, Rachael Ray Watkins, Kiddy Boingo, Brianna Rogers, San Andreas Faultline, Jiminy Pasta, Byler,
* Jeremy Culhane as Gloria Feinem, Johnny the Rat, the Ghost of Melrose, the Raphael Twins, Barry Go, Rebecca Clifford, Marmon Kickyard, Bunny, Clement DuVorne, Carl Beaver, Glenn V., Sean, Tony, Patrick McDonald, Tongue, Diego Rivera, Neil Bink, Father Paulie Boink, Myler,
* Angela Giarratana as Squeaky Bobby, Billy Bongos, Paprika Pepper, Chest, Sonnie the Light Board Lady, Ginny Foley, Jacob, Cindy Snoff, the Cross Sisters, Timothy, Miranda, Valerie, Vince, Paul, Linda Croft, Syd Under the Sea, Paula, Tyler,
* Patrick McDonald as Busby, Queenie Diamond, Dan, Gail Can, Sandy Weathers, Danislav Davidson, Sheamus O'Nur, Spencer Zaslav, Deondra Light, Stephen, Raini Storms, Cody, Xander, Stupy, Denny Silver, Zoe, Deanna Dershowitz, Kyler,
Oscar Snubs Panel

Would you like to hear a panel of actors who were nominated for Academy Awards? Well, you're out of luck. Listen in to our illuminating conversation between four actors who were snubbed from this years' Oscar nominations.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Sara Jody aka The Teacher in "Oh Teacher, My Teacher"
* Jeremy Culhane as Dookie Mandankus actor and original song writer from "Far From Alone"
* Angela Giarratana as Judy Bumpkin from biopic about Queen Elizabeth's maid who wanted to install a bidet
* Patrick McDonald as Artie Chalet aka Eric Carle in "Brown Bear, Brown Bear"
Horror Reunion Panel (w/Dan Lippert)

The cast, crew, and exorcism consultant of The Something (2016) reunite to talk about their film.

Featuring guest Dan Lippert

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Father O'Malley, exorcism consultant
* Jeremy Culhane as Derek Max, director and writer of "The Something"
* Angela Giarratana as Robert Gauze, VO
* Patrick McDonald as Garfield Tippado, SFX
* Dan Lippert as Lenny Stephens aka The Something
Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

We sit down with the creators of the controversial Hallmark Christmas movie "Honey, My Boyfriend's a Reindeer" as well as the woman whose true story the movie was based on.

Featuring special guest Blaire Erskine.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Jessica Christmas, screenwriter
* Jeremy Culhane as Glowy Glow aka Tiffany
* Angela Giarratana as Joanna, SFX, built the reindeer
* Patrick McDonald as Ash Dash aka Jerome / Jazzy the Reindeer
* Blaire Erskine as Tiffanys Payne, woman the movie is based on
Slasher Film But Actual Murders Happened During Filming (w/ Katelyn Hempstead & Adam Peacock)

## Slasher Film But Actual Murders Happened During Filming (w/ Katelyn Hempstead & Adam Peacock)

### Air date

8/3/23

I mean, the title explains it all.

Featuring Katelyn Hempstead & Adam Peacock!

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Gemma Guitar aka Young Hot Female Lead
* Jeremy Culhane as Jon Duggery, actor, villain, and suspect
* Angela Giarratana as Chapel Scott, voice of The Scary, Scary, Ugly, DemonCow
* Patrick McDonald as Dan "Little Cody" Dallas, director
* Katelyn Hempstead as Gloria Squink, props
* Adam Peacock as Carol, boom operator
OSCARS Red Carpet Hosts (w/ John Flynn and Mark Rennie)

Hollywood's top red carpet correspondents talk about the trade, who they're wearing, and WHY.

Featuring John Flynn and Mark Rennie

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Emily Movies, host of "The Celebrity Roundup"
* Jeremy Culhane as Luciano Gorgonzola, from Entertainment Tonight but also just goes to events for fun
* Angela Giarratana as Mama Junior, from Extra Extra Extra
* Patrick McDonald as Godrick Gobbley host of Gobbly on the Carpet
* John Flynn as Darius Walker, stylist to the stars
* Mark Rennie as Grey Gray, East Hollywood Reporter
Actors Prepare for the SAG Strike

On the night before the impending SAG strike, we got four successful actors together to talk about what they're doing to prepare for the picket lines.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Doris Badgley, actress and icon
* Jeremy Culhane as Nole Finkerton, series regular on AppleTv+ show "Just About the Eggs"
* Angela Giarratana as Anna Fish, actress in "13 Reasons Why" and the Quibi show "14 Reasons Why"
* Patrick McDonald as Skip Wantrell, standup comedian and actor in "Skip"
Agents on Agents on Agents on Agents 2: More Agents

Need to know the art of the business? This week, we sat down with 4 huge, big time, Hollywood agents to learn all the ins and outs of the biz side of things. You'll learn how to get signed, how to book, where to eat, and how to steal a client who writes Ross fan-fiction.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Marissa "Candy" McFly, theatrical rep in CAA's Big and Tall division
* Jeremy Culhane as Bristol Gurgin, rep for twins
* Angela Giarratana as Jesse, rep for hot blond girls including Sydney Sweeney at WME Women
* Patrick McDonald as Bradley Gurgin, rep for twins
"CREEPY STUFF": Teen Cast Tells All

Grab your flashlights and get on your bikes, because AOAOAOA is about to get freaky! We got the four young superstars of the nostalgic horror sensation "Creepy Stuff" to talk about secrets of their new season, adjusting to an unreasonable amount of fame, getting emancipated, and bullying your agents.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Corky Stevens aka Corny Blimpy in "Creepy Stuff"
* Jeremy Culhane as Connor O'toole aka Geek in "Creepy Stuff"
* Angela Giarratana as Steven Michael aka Pube Hair in "Creepy Stuff"
* Patrick McDonald as Liam DeLaRosario aka Toothy in "Creepy Stuff"
Making Love: Hollywood's Intimacy Coordinators (w/ Peter Banifaz)

Hollywood's top intimacy coordinators gather to discuss how to make actors comfortable, what makes for a compelling romantic scene, and dog cum.

Featuring special guest Peter Banifaz

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Debbie Patrick intimacy coordinator for dogs
* Jeremy Culhane as Gavin Mueller intimacy coordinator for music videos
* Angela Giarratana as Louise Lumiere, intimacy coordinator for french movies, "The Blind Side", and "How to Get Away with Murder"
* Patrick McDonald as Cedric Shabouzi, intimacy coordinator for Michael Bay
* Peter Banifaz as Albert Habib, intimacy coordinator for "Bridgerton"
Fran Ford

### Affiliation

Donald Frick (ex-boyfriend)Prof. Wyatt Wily (film professor)Greta Gerwig (unstated but clearly very close)

## Appearances

### Appears in

4 Emerging A24 Directors Over 24

Fran Ford is a director known for her film Empire State of Girl. She will be directing a feminist take on Catwoman, starring Timothée Chalamet as Catwoman, scheduled to come out in 2028.

She went to USC and graduated in 2014. Her film professor, Prof. Wyatt Wily, held lessons in his house. On the last day, he layed it down for his students that they should say yes every job they can get, just like Greta Gerwig. Greta Gerwig then emerged from a nearby closet, surprising the class. Prof. Wily and his wife made muffins and paella for everyone to eat together. Greta Gerwig later came out of the closet in private to Fran Ford.

Fran dated Donald Frick during Freshman and Sophomore year. She still has the call sheet from the first day of shooting on his student film, Penniless. She was unable to be on set any of the other days because she had to help on a stop motion student film called Nickelless. She still resents Donald for not showing up for dinner with her family, and for having someone named Jenna on the set of Penniless.

## Trivia

The name Fran Ford is a play on the name of famous film director Francis Ford Coppola.

## Quotes

“I would push back on the trend of having actors in movies.”
Documentarians

Documentaries. Reality brought to film. life captured. In this episode we sit down with four of the most prolific current documentarians to talk all things real. From Ken Burns to reality tv shows about sailing, documentaries span many different genres and touch on many different things. Can you guess them all?

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Augusto Spoons, director of "Spoons"
* Jeremy Culhane as Kyler Byler, director of "The Surfer Murderer"
* Angela Giarratana as *Liam/Leah?* Michaels, host of TV docuseries "Sails"
* Patrick McDonald as Ron Wold, director of 12 part documentary called "The History of Posters"
Marmon Kickyard

Marmon Kickyard is a stunt double working in Nashville, "Kennessee." He has been a stunt double since before films went to sound. Marmon proposed to his girlfriend Jean during the episode, but she kept saying "No Way." It is unclear if the proposal went through because it was interrupted by Sonnie the Light Board Lady.
Screenwriters Panel

Hollywood's most in-demand screenwriters discuss their craft. Featuring legendary panelists such as Glen Howgow, (Seventeen Years Old, Period) , Daniel Norway (Blood in the Attic),  Shel (Christmas Snowglobe Dating Circle),  and Ron Buttons (F\*\*k N' Run; F\*\*k City).

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Ron Buttons
* Jeremy Culhane as Daniel Norway
* Angela Giarratana as Shel
* Patrick Mcdonald as Glen Howgow
Actors With Projects That Make No Sense

We found some artists whose projects we could not understand at all.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Violet Bones
* Jeremy Culhane as Thomas Dank aka Marvin and Himself from "Every Fish in the Sea"
* Angela Giarratana as Lily Doo Boo from Untitled Mirror Project Broadway Here We Come
* Patrick McDonald as Dr. Chloe Haverseberg from the Tom Sawyer experience
Actors with Side Jobs

All actors know about the "side hustle", and today, we sit down with four famous actors with very famous side jobs: from crypto, to whiskey, to construction. You'll be wondering how you can make al little extra cash on the side after this one.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Emily Meyers, former Disney Channel star, creator of Emma's Nuts and Bolts Company
* Jeremy Culhane as Joe Keith, actor and former SNL cast member, deals in NFTs and other cryptocurrencies
* Angela Giarratana as Sara Eliza Bells, actress in the "Fire Lion Ring trilogy", currently partnered with Fisher Price to create Manifest Snacks
* Patrick McDonald as Rick Crest aka Principal McNuggins on "Goblin Middle", creator of Crestfallen Whiskey
Essential Artists: Film in Covid on Quarantine During Pandemic

The cast of Breakout! -  A film shot completely over zoom -  regale the trials and tribulations of shooting art during a global pandemic. News flash: it's not always easy.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Marcie Marcie aka Linda Linda
* Jeremy Culhane as Sebastian Bastian, director and writer of "Breakout!"
* Angela Giarratana as Kelsey Kelsey, Covid Officer
* Patrick McDonald as Kenny Kendall aka Glen Gary Glen Glen (romantic lead / villain)
In-Flight Safety Video Directors

Put your tray tables up, fasten your seatbelts, and stow that bag--we talked to four of the greatest flight safety video directors in the business! Before watching movies in the sky, you watch these works of art, and a lot more goes into them than you think. Join these visionaries as they discuss techniques, setbacks, and why flight attendants just don't do it right.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Critch DuBois
* Jeremy Culhane as Asher Star
* Angela Giarratana as Barbara Missionhan
* Patrick McDonald as Donald Keene
FAIL ARMY Writers' Room

We all know FAIL ARMY--the best compilations on YouTube of people getting seriously hurt on the internet. It's every teenager's favorite content. But who's in charge of making up all that falling down? We sit down with the writers behind your favorite fails to see what goes into all that pain.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Lindsay, writer and former CIA agent
* Jeremy Culhane as Duvet Beauregard, former neuroscientist and psychotherapist
* Angela Giarratana as Kirsten Kennedy, Kennedy and former Vine star who threw cats
* Patrick McDonald as Stu Toddler, father and former physics professor
Artists of Aroma Cafe (ft. Brad Evans and Nick Ciarelli)

Have you ever wondered what incredible screenplays the other people in your coffee shop are writing? This week, we talk to the regulars of Aroma Cafe in Studio City about their respective projects.

Featuring Brad Evans and Nick Ciarelli

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Brandon Awareness, screenwriter
* Jeremy Culhane as Kitty Baggins, TikToker
* Angela Giarratana as Mama Joy, screenwriter and mother of 4
* Patrick McDonald as Stewart Ostrov
* Brad Evans as Alonso, poet
* Nick Ciarelli as Lonso, ruminator of impossible equations
A Very Claymation Christmas Panel

The creators of classic Rankin/Bass Christmas claymation special "The Christmas Crab" reunite just in time for the holidays.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Betty DeBoop aka Dotty the Christmas Crab
* Jeremy Culhane as Heins Klein, lead claymation artist
* Angela Giarratana as Paul Tafer, lead audio engineer
* Patrick McDonald as George Filvel*,* head stop motion animator and co-writer
The Healthy Menu

The Healthy Menu is a horror film set in a world where all the food has been replaced with healthy options. It is currently being written by Jack Craftsman.

In the third act, the main characters discover that the person behind it all was Fred Franklin of the Mischief Night series. We see him carving all the contracts into his massive desk with a knife.
Models (w/ Jasmine Elist)

Strike a pose, and walk the catwalk, it's time to get serious. In this episode, we sit down with four of the most famous current models to learn all about their process, their worst jobs, and what it takes to make it in the modeling world.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Nautica Jones, Boat Model
* Jeremy Culhane as Keith Cole, model, musician, magician, humanitarian, and the face of Abercrombie
* Angela Giarratana as Zebulon, winner "America's Got Talent"
* Patrick McDonald as Declan Bond, model and chef and host of "You Only Get One"
* Jasmine Elist as Janis Simons, joint model
Inside Marvel's Failed Halloween Movie "Jack-O-Lant-Man"

This week, we sit down with the creators of Marvel's first-and last- Halloween movie about  to find out what went wrong, and why we won't ever get to see the film in theaters.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Bev Ryan, writer
* Jeremy Culhane as Chris Donnall, cinematographer
* Angela Giarratana as Amanda Yachts, Executive Producer at Marvel
* Patrick McDonald as Connor Ryan, co-creator and producer
Slappers!

## People

### Cast

Judith DuBois, Samuel Stink as Samuel Stink, Keith Toby as Wrinky Stink, Pearls as Themself, Chimpy the Orangutan

### Crew

Pearls (costumer)

Slappers! is a 1963 buddy comedy film. It only played for thirty minutes in one theater, making a grand total of $300 on a budget of $2M, so it’s not very well known. The only reason the AOAOAOA reunion even happened was because Keith Toby wanted apologies from his tormentors.

Slappers! follows an aging ingenue (25) trying to become a movie star finding a talking wardrobe full of living clothes that all team up to help her get a role.

Samuel Stink is her agent and Wrinky Stink is her adopted son she found in the ground. Wrinky Stink was scripted as having lines, but Keith was never allowed to get one in.

The film is called Slappers! because of how much the protagonist gets slapped in the butt. In the big finale of the film, she realizes that the clothes were so irresistible that she gets slapped right in the hole with such force that she flies right out of the casting office, down several streets, and into the ocean. She sinks to the bottom because the callouses on her butt from being slapped have calcified and weigh her down.

Like many older movies, the costumer was 3rd or 4th billed in the credits, and for Slappers!, it was the same on the call sheet. Alongside costume design, Pearls was contractually allowed to walk into any scene during filming and get payed as an actor for that day. They would improvise lines, sometimes scatting, and all of it would get in.
Debbie Patrick

Debbie Patrick is an intimacy coordinator for dogs, notable for working on the X rated cut of Beverly Hills Chihuahua, as well as the Air Bud movies and A Dog’s Purpose. Her upcoming project was Michael Bay’s reboot of Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Debbie got her start when she was 23 living in Wisconsin. Her screen doors would fly open whenever there was a storm, letting two neighborhood dogs run into her house and start humping each other. Debbie was initially annoyed, until she realized she could help them do it better.

The film she worked on that she is most disappointed with is Air Bud 3. Air Bud 4, however, had so much dog sex in it that Debbie was too busy drawing dogs having sex to have sex with her husband.

She often takes the 181 bus to get to the Glendale Galleria, but keeps rushing into someone as she’s getting on and accidentally kissing them.
90s Family Sitcom Reunion (w/ Alyssa Sabo)

The cast of beloved 90's family sitcom "A Lot To Learn" sits down to talk laugh tracks, teachable moments, and what year it is, exactly.

Featuring special guest Alyssa Sabo!

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Cindy Jones aka Marissa Ryan
* Jeremy Culhane as Bobby Bees aka Uncle Toby
* Angela Giarratana as Cody Ryan aka Nutball
* Patrick Mcdonald as Plaxico Walters, creator of "A Lot to Learn"
* Alyssa Sabo as Jennifer Cameron Courtney Tyler aka Aunt Fritos
Drunk Driving Assembly Performers (w/ Jeremy Elder)

No performance is more gripping than a school assembly performance. Especially ones about Alcohol Awareness. These actors and performers shape the Youth in a way that will change them forever. For this episode, we sit down with the performers behind "Dare Ya To", a nationally recognized anti-drinking and driving school assembly program. We hear how they approach the art of education and how to keep the horrors of drunk driving fun!

Our guest this week is Jeremy Elder.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Jessica Budweiser, Budweiser Heiress
* Jeremy Culhane as Gregory Dinkin aka Snarfy the Chugger
* Angela Giarratana as Sissy
* Patrick McDonald as Denny Wozniak aka Broccoli Head, son of Steve Wozniak
* Jeremy Elder as Peter Hurlowitz, former drunk driver, prologue beatboxer and foley artist
Dramatic Actors Panel: The Process of Their Process

The industry's most acclaimed dramatic actors discuss their craft, their process, and their method.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Jared Heath aka The Mixer
* Jeremy Culhane as Jedidiah Thompson from "Spoon It"
* Angela Giarratana as Laughlin from "World War 4"
* Patrick McDonald as Cody Jeffrey Reese in "Execution of a Poor Bastard"
Stunt Performers (feat. Zac Oyama)

No, you're not seeing double--these stunt people are finally able to be themselves as they flip, kick, and dive into a lively discussion on the state of the stunt industry. From industry-wide changes to how they got their signature industries, this episode might as well be an explosion, because it will blow you away!

Special Guest - Zac Oyama

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as DJ T, handshake stunt performer for germaphobes
* Jeremy Culhane as Trev "Big T" Dinkle, average stunt guy
* Angela Giarratana as April Shaun, stunt double for children
* Patrick McDonald as Champ Sargent, western stunt performer
* Zac Oyama as Cutis Suzuki, under-wheel and "guy that gets sucked into machines" stunt performer
Cookie JJ

Cookie JJ is an actor known for his work as little brothers in various DCOMs from 2008 to 2014. He was also on the Disney Channel shows Leave It to Jenkins, Hannah Montabo, and A Look in the Mirror. He was on AOAOAOA to promote his one-man show.

Cookie started out as an actor trying to get work in car commercials, but he looked so young that nobody would cast him as his actual age. In DCOMs, he played exclusively mischievous 8-year-old boys, despite being in his 30s.

Cookie has been down in the Disney Dungeon, where he saw the head (presumably Walt’s frozen head), took the substances, and was forced to run on a giant hamster wheel to see how many takes he could do. He signed over his original body to Disney and had his skin replaced with silicone and orange peels much like Richard Ambertine, but later went to a doctor and got “the Disney deal” to undo it.

His squishy cheeks have become so well known that they were trademarked by the Walt Disney Company and are sold as merch (a la the Mickey Mouse Ear Hats) at the Disney Parks.

He goes to a nondenominational church.
Commercial Acting Coaches (w/ Ego Nwodim)

These classically trained commercial acting coaches talk about their craft, and more importantly, their websites.

Featuring special guest Ego Nwodim!

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Denise Null "No Bull", founder of the Bite and Like workshop
* Jeremy Culhane as Tricky Pahaul, founder of The Tricky Method
* Angela Giarratana as Barry Fig, runs Barry's Acting Bootcamp
* Patrick McDonald as Delilah Daisy, founder of The Daisy Method
* Ego Nwodim as Ester Soggybottom, commercial acting teacher
Jessica (PA)

Jessica is a production assistant. In addition to being a panelist in AOAOAOA's 100th Anniversary episode, she was also assigned to pick up the coffee orders of all hundred panelists. She arrived late, but was able to bring all the orders from Pete's. She handed out 8 of them, but the rest were placed on a table for the panelists to sort out themselves.
"20 Around 20" Young Hollywood List: Part 1

AOAOAOA presents our annual "20 Around 20" List: our ranking of the 20ish young Hollywood stars who are around 20 years old. In this episode, we talk to four of the people on this prestigious list.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Danny Dunkirk from the upcoming A24 movie "Boy in Paris", in Vulture's Top 10 Floppy-Haired Boys of 2021
* Jeremy Culhane as Nat Golder aka the younger brother in "All About Family", musician in band The Brother Brothers
* Angela Giarratana as Christine Lolly from the video game series "Trolls" and "American Crime Story: Debate"
* Patrick McDonald as Skyler Asiago from HBO Max's Diphtheria
Air Bud (Franchise)

Air Bud is a franchise of live-action sports comedy films centered around a golden retriever named Buddy playing a variety of sports.

Air Bud has Buddy playing basketball.

Air Bud 3 is the one where Buddy joins the golf team and gets horny.

Air Bud 4 is the one where Buddy joins the military and does Desert Storm. There is even more dog sex in this one.

The first Air Bud movie became Denise Dershowitz's favorite movie after she saw it while with her boyfriend, Mario Lopez. She then signed a deal with the Air Bud Corporation without having anyone look over it first, causing drama with the other women in her family.
Stizz

### Appears in

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (w/ Kimia Behpoornia)2nd Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Episode (w/ Kimia Behpoornia)

### Debut

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (w/ Kimia Behpoornia)

Stacy D, better known as Stizz, is a balloon handler for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. She started as a holder in the 1989 parade, when she was 16. She takes steroids and is strong enough nowadays to hold entire (and even multiple) floats all on her own.

The year Stizz started taking steroids, she called dibs on the front of the SpongeBob balloon, meaning this was 2004 or later. She held the ropes so tight that reviews came in saying SpongeBob looked like he was mad because he was furrowing his brow.

Stizz is a sex symbol. A photo of her became an early meme, alongside the likes of Philosoraptor and Scumbag Steve, under the name Hot Holder.

She held the ropes on the Snoopy balloon for four years. The first was with the usual fifty people. For the second, she knocked out a bunch of the other holders so there were only thirty. Year three, fifteen people and her. The fourth year, there was a contest where some kids got to ride on top of the float. Stizz was holding half the ropes and her girlfriend at the time, Toy, was holding the other half. The two were doing beautifully, but they started a game of chicken over who was going to let go first, which resulted in Toy letting go, sending the balloon carrying Stizz and the kids upwards. Stizz climbed up one of the ropes and slammed the balloon into a building to slow it down. In an attempt to spin the very public break-up (but not the crash), the higher-ups accidentally tweeted a video of the event with #SpinThis.

She works out by turning over rowing machines on their sides so she can practice pulling down on ropes. She takes steroids for the day like a vitamin supplement, pouring a packet of powder into water. Her muscles are so strong that needles bent when she tried to get the COVID-19 vaccine. They got a longer needle, but the serum wouldn't absorb into her body, again because of her muscles.
The Mixer

### Appears in

Dramatic Actors Panel: The Process of Their ProcessSupervillains Roundtable (WARNING: MARVEL SPOILERS)

### Debut

Dramatic Actors Panel: The Process of Their Process

Jared Heath is a method actor who has taken on the role of the messed up antihero/supervillain The Mixer in the Squirrel Man films, as well as the spinoff The Mixer, and its sequel, The Mixer’s Son. There are sixteen more untitled Mixer films in production, with one to be released every three years until Jared Heath dies. Before that, he starred in a biopic about the snake from the Garden of Eden. In 2025, he will voice the Little Rabbit in the upcoming Disney film Little Rabbit Gets a Carrot.

Jared was mentored in acting by a snake in a cave, learning to slither and (metaphorically) poison people. Jared is supposedly a nice guy when he isn’t studying for the character, but he has put ketchup packets under toilet seats so they explode when someone sits down. He is a member of the New Mexico sect of Christianity, New Mexichristianity, which celebrates Easter and Christmas on the same day, as well as Spooky Christmas, which is when Jesus Christ came back to eat some pumpkins.

In the months leading up to him playing the Mixer or the Mixer’s Son, he goes method as the Mixer and commits acts which he considers evil. These include twisting knobs on set lights so they fall down, going into girl’s rooms and steal their underwear, walking through the streets with a maniacal smile, seeing who he could trip on the sidewalk, and inching his neighbors lawn gnomes closer and closer to their houses so they think they are going insane. Instead of attending rehearsal, he makes his assistants get him uncooked chicken so he can sharpie curse words on it and eat it to absorb the pestilence.

The Mixer’s superpower is being mentally ill. His favorite candy is salt, his ideal vacation destination is Hell, and his parents are dead.

The Mixer is a member of SAG, but what he has been doing during the strike is something you have to get Patreon for.

## Trivia

This character is a parody of the Joker, particularly the Jared Leto, Heath Ledger, and Joaquin Phoenix interpretations. The name Jared Heath is obviously derived from the first two, the method acting is a satire of all three, and the film The Mixer is based directly on Joker (2019).
4 Emerging A24 Directors Over 24

From the company that brought you Ladybird, Midsommar, Moonlight, and more: Four A24 directors sit down and talk about their latest releases .

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Fran Ford director of "Empire State of Girl"
* Jeremy Culhane as Donald Frick director of "To the Kids that Live in the Trash"
* Angela Giarratana as Russell Mockentall director of "Crazy Rich Italians: The Musical"
* Patrick McDonald as Timmy Wypall director of "Husky"
The Craftsmen of Craft Services (w/Carl Tart)

What's cooking? If you're in Hollywood, it's usually the prepackaged snacks at the craft services table. And this week, we've got an illuminating conversation with the people who set out those snacks. This is...the Crafty Episode.

Featuring special guest, comedian Carl Tart

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Donna Fredon, Donna's Fun Crafty
* Jeremy Culhane as Glen Richards, Happy Glen Catering
* Angela Giarratana as Diego from Crafty
* Patrick McDonald as Don Woman, Woman's Catering
* Carl Tart as Willie Freedman, Freedman's BBQ
Transparent (TV Show)

Transparent was an NBC show starring Jeffrey Tambor as a trans woman named Maura coming out to her family and transitioning.

The people running the show hired Freedman’s BBQ (on Jeffrey Tambor’s suggestion) assuming Freedman was a Jewish surname and that the meat would be kosher. Most of the cast and crew of Transparent were Jewish, so nobody really ate Willie Freedman’s food when he got there. Jeffrey Tambor would trick Willie into pressuring a woman on set to eat his pork products. This is part of the harassment that came up during the MeToo movement.

## Trivia

Transparent was actually on Amazon Prime, but given what Willie says, it was probably on NBC here.
2006 Sex Comedy “Virgin Party": Cast Uncensored

It's time to have "the talk"-- and by this we mean an insightful conversation with the cast of the hilarious sex comedy "Virgin Party" on the eve of their 2006 blockbuster release.

This episode is provided by the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists  2006 vault.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Ryan Ken aka Fudd Chubbers
* Jeremy Culhane as Noel Fontana aka The Cheese
* Angela Giarratana as Zipper aka Monster Boy
* Patrick Mcdonald as Kyle Merriweather aka Dirk
Marion Cotillard

### Appears in

Betterfellas: The Goodfellas Sequel (w/ Peter Banifaz)Episode 100: The 100 Person Industry Panel

### Debut

Betterfellas: The Goodfellas Sequel (w/ Peter Banifaz)

Marion Cotillard is a famous French actor known for her roles in Inception and Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas.

She has copyrighted 50% of the French language.

During the hundred-person panel, Marion kept talking instead of anyone else in her section for a while until being called out on it.

## Trivia

This is a real person that Kylie is playing.
Viral on Viral on Viral on Viral (w/Caitlin Reilly)

You've heard of movies, but did you know you can watch smaller movies on your phone using the internet? That's right, this week we're talking to five of the most successful viral creators out there and find out how they're shaking up Hollywood.

Featuring special guest Caitlin Reilly

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Violet Jacobs, viral for Coronavirus parody songs, 600 million views
* Jeremy Culhane as Peter Dismoinkus aka My Uncle Peter, viral for falling down the stairs
* Angela Giarratana as Francé, viral for making a video about how to do the splits in 5 minutes, aka Watermelon Girl
* Patrick McDonald as Kyler aka Chuglord, viral for chugging videos and pran 800 million views
* Caitlin Reilly as Iris Judlow, viral for yelling at a Petco employee, 10 million views
Timmy Wypall

Timmy Wypall is a director known for his film Husky, based on his life growing up in the Midwest with a deeper voice than all the other kids. His next project is a Marvel movie done in a mockumentary style, the origin story of Hank McCoy A.K.A. Beast from X-Men, starring Chris Cooper.

When Timmy was little, his friends would force him to make phone calls pretending to be an adult so they could get adult videos and alcohol.

He went to USC and graduated in 2014. He used to meditate with Russell Mockentall. He also still has the shot list for Donald Frick’s stop motion student film Penniless in his room.

Timmy got Husky funded by A24 in 2021. A24 liked his script, but made the suggestion that the main character die in a fire at the end. Timmy said FU to SAG and that there would be no on-set teacher for any of the 25 kids in Husky. The kids could just use their phones if they needed to learn something.

Husky is narrated by Fran Lebowitz and contains a Gloria Steinem cameo. Fran Lebowitz went very off script and whatever she narrated, they had to put in.
Actors Who Are Difficult to Work With Panel

We sit down with four of Hollywood's most notoriously difficult to work with stars to see if we can figure out why they have a bad reputation-and exactly who they've slapped along the way.

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as John Wickford, actor from old western movies
* Jeremy Culhane as Skye LeGround, method actor
* Angela Giarratana as Sion Marker, legendary actress
* Patrick McDonald as Cody Grouploss, actor, director, and writer
William Scray

William Scray is an actor famous for playing Connor on Month to Month. He only had one credit before that, on an episode of The X-Files as a guy that fell off a porch and into 3,000 cockroaches while screaming “I’m exploding! I’m exploding!” He was in a Christmas movie called Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho No No No alongside his former castmate and ex-wife Sarah Beara.

William’s character in Month to Month, Connor, was directly based on the show’s creator, Elkin. Elkin drank giant cups of coffee and did cocaine, and would often force William to snort lines right before entering any scene.

Connor is considered a much darker character than the other three. Connor is a high strung New York local. He drinks giant cups of coffee and is a recovering alcoholic. In the Pilot, Connor gets a call from his sponsor saying that Connor will lose custody of his son, Jacob. Jacob never appears in the show, though is often mentioned, because Connor did lose custody.

William’s favorite episode of Month to Month is Funeral Season, where Connor has to go to fifteen funerals in one day because his entire AA group was bombed. The other three characters had to dress up as Connor so he could bring bagels to all of the funerals. There was a scene where someone comes in and says “Table for Connor.” and they all said “Uh, that’s me!” at the same time, which ended up on Month to Month merch.

Once William became rich, in 2004 during Season 2, he started going to restaurants and order something that he would then throw away just to see if they would follow his orders before he orders his real meal. Once when he did this at Tender Greens, he looked back into the kitchen and saw a man named Gordon steaming chickpeas working so hard that he decided to hire Gordon as his assistant.

William believes that Connor works at a rehab center now, but he’s not sure because the character is based on Elkin, and Elkin is dead. AOAOAOA faded out on William strangling Trenton Deff.
Inside A REAL Hollywood Meeting

We put a recording device inside a real general meeting at a real production company. Listen in!

## Starring

* Kylie Brakeman as Marissa Heller, VP of Development at Cloud Fan Productions
* Jeremy Culhane as Jake Riley, actor and comedian
* Angela Giarratana as Basil Jones, agent for people who aren't good at acting but really want to act
* Patrick McDonald as Wiley Colgate, Head of Scripted at Cloud Fan Productions
Bunghole Bandit

Bunghole Bandit is a teen sex romp about a bunghole bandit who goes around giving anal sex. The film is supposed to end with him receiving anal sex for the first time, entering a bunghole and emerging back out as Bunghole Man. The aforementioned scene was cut, however, forcing the audience to have to piece together what happened offscreen.