Transcripts/The Fall of Canterlot High School

—Official warning

## The Fall of Canterlot High School

**LMB opening theme**

[on the way to CHS headquarters]
**Vernadsky volunteers leader**: Sh\*t! Canterlot High School mocks us by kidnapping Luna and his family, even claiming it as the consequence of conspiring against Princess Aulia! This cannot go unchecked! [to his fellow volunteers] We have no time to lose! We must deliver the corpse of Princess Aulia to free Luna before the Canterlot High bastards change their mind.
[in the CHS headquarters]
[the corpse of Princess Aulia has been delivered]
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: You should be grateful to have such loyal saviors, Luna Vernadsky – and you should be grateful that Princess Aulia could not bring me to throw you to the wolves. Now get out of this Canterlot High School and never be seen here again! You have already brought more than enough shame on Princess Aulia and her family! Conspire against her once more and I will not be so lenient!
[exit from Canterlot High School]
**Luna**: Oh, that senile fool. It was a big mistake to let me go, but he will learn that the hard way soon enough...
**Vernadsky volunteers leader**: My prince, our Petrovburg remains loyal to you. I am sure that the Equestria delegates will happily join you and are eager to save the Pancasila ideology and declare war on Canterlot High School.
**Luna**: Good. Let's go, then.
[on the way to Norway Bay]
**Principal Tony**: Our troops are ready to sail through the sky, the President of Equestria is expecting us.
[airplane arrives]
[Canterlot High School changed diplomatic stance with you to "Enemy"]
**President Diana**: Please, do not leave! It was Princess Aulia and her rebellious Canterlot High allies who were responsible for terrorizing our republic! Help me make them pay for their chic plans!
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: That is not what we agreed upon! We – the loyalists of Princess Aulia, would rather die as atheists than live under Muslim rule!
**The Equestria Delegates**: Canterlot High School has an audacity to defy us! Please, Luna, find a way to break it and kill all of its armies and loyalists.
**Principal Tony**: I fear our way separate here. We will not forgive Canterlot High School for what they have done to our people. We will go to Equestria instead.
[airplane leaves]
[back to Canterlot Presidential Palace]
**President Diana**: Welcome back, Luna. I am glad that you have decided to join me in your arms. We will make the people of Canterlot High School regret their dishonesty!
**Canterlot Presidential soldiers**: We stand by your side, Your Highness!
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: [to Diana] I come for you, dad. Canterlot High's reign of terror must be brought to the end.
**Luna**: So, uncle, what is our benefit with these Canterlot Presidential civilians?
**President Diana**: The civilians of Canterlot Presidentials will provide us with resources if we can keep them under our control.
**King Sombra**: It seems that Luna still conspires with the Petrovburger people. He forgets that he must bend his knee to Princess Aulia once before.
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**King Sombra**: My proud Canterlot High knights defeated the fierce Equestrians several years ago. What chance do you think that you have against us?
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: The infidels extend too far, and now we spring our traps. Rejoice, Princess Aulia, for we have Luna right where we want him!
**King Sombra**: He will get away.
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**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: The Canterlot High took advantage of the general confusion and abduct our presidential secretary.
**Luna**: What the–? Mom!
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Don't worry, boy, we should free her and kill Nightmare Moon. One more thing that I know – Princess Aulia forbade the happiness for us and all of Petrovs, and so the country lacks of fortune.
**Luna**: If we drive the Canterlot High out of our republic, Allah will surely bless us with His eternal gratitude.
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**Prince Artemis**: May Princess Aulia and the Canterlot High pay for their betrayal to Canterlot City and all of Petrovburg! They will tremble before the might of the Vernadian Army!
**Luna**: Look ahead! There's dad!
**Prince Artemis**: I am glad that I finally found you, son. I had abandoned you when you needed me the most. And while I cannot undo this disgrace, we can assure that the legacy of Pancasila and the Elements of Harmony will last forever.
**Luna**: Dad, I have a dire news – our mother has been imprisoned by the Canterlot High loyalists, we must free her.
**Vernadia Army Commander**: We will help you fight the Canterlot High oppressors!
[in the Canterlot High's headquarters at Ponyville]
[Canterlot Presidential Army rushes]
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: Heh, heh! Now for some sport!
**Principal Celestia**: [screams]
**Canterlot Presidential soldiers**: [chanting] Death to Canterlot High School! The home of the traitors!
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: What's going on there?!
**Prince Artemis**: Leave my wife alone, you swine!
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: [alerts his soldiers] To arms, men! The infidels are coming!
[epic war]
[Principal of Canterlot High School has been killed]
[Canterlot High Loyalists defeated]
**King Sombra**: Sh\*t! Our loyalists are wasted in ruins!
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: I'm slain! Avenge me, Princess Aulia, avenge me! [dies]
[The enemy morale has been decreased, Canterlot High School will no longer train any types of Aulia's curse magic]
**President Diana**: We have dealt with the insubordinate community that tried to extort Canterlot City and threatening to destroy the republic. Our people... will have eternal gratitude.
**Principal Celestia**: [to Luna] Thanks, son, I am free! [gasps] The bandits have pass away! Who will want to fight for Aulia now, when she cannot even present herself as a must-loved leader? None!
**Luna**: Glad to see you again, mom.
**President Diana**: Our invincible army will soon approach the headquarters of defiance against the country. Princess Aulia will surely be lost before her Canterlot High allies could arrive to assist her. As a rumor has a word from afar, there's a pleasant fact of truth: only the goodness can defeat the evils.
*This field, which lies before the fabled city of Manehattan, is where the Petrovs will rally before the battle. All heroes must meet here when they arrive.*
**President Diana**: At last! The glittering towers of Manehattan! We must ensure our camp is safe from those deadly towers.
**Vernadia Army Commander**: March forth, bold Vernadians! Give a bloody death to everyone who is always making hate-speech to Luna and his family!
**Canterlot Presidential soldiers**: [chanting] Death to Princess Aulia! The traitor of the Petrovburger nation and fatherland!
**Vernadia Royal soldiers**: [chanting] Death to Canterlot High School! The home of the traitors!
**King Sombra**: Zut alors! How did the Petrovburger dogs manage to get so close to this CHS main headquarters?
[rams knocking]
[magic noises]
[Manehattan changed diplomatic stance with you to "Enemy"]
**Mayor of Manehattan**: Princess Aulia is our noble queen! I will not tolerate any harm being done to her! Cease your activities, Petrovburg! NOW!!!
**Principal Celestia**: This is folly! Canterlot High School has hypnotized the Mayor and the people of Manehattan to serve Aulia! Those chic bastards have repaired the defenses as quickly as we destroy them!
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: We may have undertaken a task more difficult than we imagined. The Manehattan walls are unimaginably thick, and those towers can never be taken by direct assault.
**Luna**: All nationalist leaders are present, so let me ask: who of us can think of a way to breach the city's defenses?
**Prince Artemis**: I have an idea, son, but we will need the help of Allah to carry it out. We should pray to Him for the solution means to pass through the gates.
[magic noises]
**Principal Celestia**: Alhamdulillah, our prayers have been answered. On the field, He has provided us with a magnificent siege engine, which shall be called – the "Trojan Pony".
**Luna**: Uh... mom, what do we do with it?
**Principal Celestia**: Simple, son. We will hide our finest soldiers inside the belly of the wooden pony, which we bring up to the gates of Manehattan. Once the rest of our national army retreats, the foolish Canterlot High bastards will bring our gift to their headquarters. Then our soldiers can emerge. Kill Aulia, and destroy Canterlot High School once and for all!
**President Diana**: I see, Finn. Let it be done exactly as we say, Vernadians.
*The gates of Manehattan have opened to accept Petrovburg's diplomatic gift.*
**King Sombra**: The Petrovburger chic abandoned the siege and left the huge magnificent pony, probably Luna's body inside of it. Spread the word: Princess Aulia is rejoice, Canterlot High School is triumphant!
[later at night]
[Manehattan changed diplomatic stance with you to "Ally"]
**President Diana**: Now, guys. It's time to leave the big pony, and slaughter Princess Aulia as she sleeps.
[surprise!]
[siege begins]
**King Sombra**: Treacherous Petrovburg, the gift was a ruse! To arms, Canterlot High! We are invaded!
**Mayor of Manehattan**: Mr. President, Princess Aulia has betrayed us. She means to enslave our people. We were wrong not to trust our fellow Petrovburg citizens. Please, the army of Manehattan is yours to command, just kill Princess Aulia, get rid of those CHS bastards, and destroy Canterlot High School inside of our town!
[explosion]
*Assassins! Yet another Princess Aulia's plot to take Luna's life has come to light. Petrovburg must make certain that Princess Aulia and all of her sons are all sent to their graves.*
[Nightmare Moon has been assassinated]
*The Petrovburg nationalists have won several victories against Canterlot High's domination, And now, these infidel forces who are betraying the sovereignty of Petrovburg and remain loyal to Princess Aulia must be driven out for good.*
**Luna**: Princess Aulia has left the Canterlot High Forces to a grim fate. The terrorism over Petrovburg has been avenged.
**President Diana**: Do not forget to promise to me, Vernadians: Canterlot High School must be razed to the ground!
[Canterlot High School has been destroyed]
[all of the CHS soldiers completely killed]
**King Sombra**: No! It can't be! I, and Princess Aulia, have a right to rule over Petrovburg in the name of Canterlot High School and the Soviet Union! You uncivilized chic have caused me nothing but grief! [dies]
**Citizens of Petrovburg**: Canterlot High School is no more! Long live Great Petrovburg!
**Prince Artemis**: You're never welcome back here, Aulia!
**Principal Celestia**: Petrovburg is free once again!
**President Diana**: For a moment I thought that the good destiny for the republic was lost forever.
[to Luna, Prince Artemis, and Principal Celestia] But with your help, the country has survived this dark time. Petrovburg is in our debt, Vernadians.
*Canterlot High School has fallen! Princess Aulia is dead! Luna and his family have honorably kept the security of Petrovburg and save the Petrovburgers.*
*The tale of the "Battle for Petrovburg" shall not soon be forgotten.*
**YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!**
[Canterlot High School defeated]
[Canterlot High Forces defeated]
**THE END**