Eragon

Eragon was an elven ranger played by Mr. E , a former member and founding father of The Intermittant Mazes during the campaign The Pink Kingdom. He was later parodied in the Randomized Dungeon Crawl by Tropingenie .

## Backstory

Eragon was born to a noble family of elves. Heir to the throne, he was usurped by his evil (and arguably more competent) brother, and banished to the human's territory.

## Campaign

### The Pink Kingdom

Seeking revenge Eragon hired King Julian and The Nameless One to assist him in retaking the throne. His plan backfiring and causing The Nameless One to become king, the elf made a pact with a demon allowing him to go back in time and attempt to help crown his past self king.

### Randomized Dungeon Crawl

Eragon awakened with the rest of the party in a cell, with no memory of how he got there. He asked if the assassin accepted Mastercard, upon the assassin offering to work for him. After the porc tore the door off its hinges, he timidly followed behind. Seeing the kobold eat the crystal, he also tried and failed, making his jaw sore in the process. After the porc kicked down the door, and threw his door, Eragon tried to "help" by casting dark mending, a blood magic spell. The dwelf then chopped off the crunchadile's head, ending the fight. After the porc pulled the tail off, and the kobold mentioned the lizard 's "tail dropping escape tactic," Eragon compared his brother to a lizard. After entering the room with the chest, Eragon pulled out some beers, but nobody accepted them. He watched in horror as the rest of the party tried to open the "chest." Seeing the kobold eating upwards, Eragon shouted to start eating downward. Seeing the chest bounce around the room, Eragon asked if kobolds pooped rocks, to which the kobold did not know. "I'm an elf, I'll just jump through." He died, screaming in pain during the porc gave an emotional speech. Later, when he was summoned by the other Elf, he was hugged by the porc. They spoke about the past events, and Eragon was sad that he missed out on loot. Seeing the dwarves, Eragon heavily advocated to kill the dwarves, overriding the porc's desire to negotiate. The porc ripped his vocal cords out, then protected Eragon from the dwaves' attack. Eragon poured Porco Sangria he was depressed, not because he was injured, which healed his vocal cords. After the dwelf attacked the dwarf four times, a sandstorm engulfed the battlefield courtesy of Eragon's magic, killing one dwarf and revealing the other. Trying to Thanos snap the last dwarf's neck, Eragon ultimately joined the doggy pile. He dodged the dwelf's attack, then the last dwarf died. As they entered the next room, seeing it empty Eragon blew a sandstorm into it... and nothing happened.

## OOC

The name Mr. E originates from this character, as the original player left long before the creation of the wiki. Thus, to preserve their anonymity, they remain unnamed.
Technically speaking, Eragon never mentioned his name during the Randomized Dungeon Crawl. However, the character Tropingenie played drew cards that worked out to create a parody of Eragon, and so he claimed it was the same character. Eragon's appearance in the Randomized Dungeon Crawl is, thus, only soft-canon. It is unlikely that it will ever be confirmed whether or not it was the same Eragon that appeared across both the Pink Kingdom Campaign and the Randomized Dungeon Crawl.
Eragon's Urealms character sheet for the Randomized Dungeon Crawl can be found here .