When Dribble Met Spitz

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Spitz: Aw, why do I have to go to bed so soon?

Dribble: Well, like they say in Brooklyn, "Early to bed, early to get the worm." Or, is it the pizza?

Spitz: Mmm, pizza's good. Tell me a bedtime story now. Tell how we met.

Dribble: Okay, okay Well, it all started when Orbulon, Jimmy T. and I came to space for a vacation. We banished Dr. Ventor from Diamond City. But he found a way to escape into space. And when we got to the moon, the place was deserted. Pirate Goons grabbed Jimmy T.. Orbulon was attacked by a Bandinero and Spiked Koopa! And I found myself face-to-face with the genie.

Dribble in flashback: Yaaah!

Dribble: I fell for hours!

Spitz: Ooh, hours is a long time.

Dribble: Well, it seemed like hours. Anyway, I was fallin'. Nothing below me but boiling blue lava. Good thing I found a Jet Pot.

Dribble: (lands on Jet Pot) (his Jet Power runs out) Yow! Whoa!

Dribble: Luckily, a metal raft came by.

Spitz: Metal?! Metal means mecha medicine!

Dribble: Well, this raft was good for me.

Dribble: Unfortunately, that was heading straight for a blue lava waterfall!

Dribble in flashback: Ohh! Yow!

Dribble: I locked up, and landed on a block ledge.

Spitz: You bash blocks now!

Dribble: Alright, wise guy, so what happened next?

Spitz: (laughs) You find a metal crate.

Dribble: How'd you know?

(crate opens and Spitz appears as a baby)

Spitz: Mama?

Dribble: Huh?

Spitz: (laughs) I think that you are my mama! (laughs some more)

Dribble: Yeah? Well, I didn't think it was so funny.

(Spitz starts crying)

Dribble in flashback: Aw, what's the matter, baby? Are ya hungry?

Spitz: Mama Dribble...

(Bobo laughs)

(both gasp)

Dribble: Hi, uh, looking for your baby? Here. Fed and burped. Ready to go!

Spitz: Mama Dribble, mama Dribble!

Bobo: Squark! Spitz looks good to eat!

Dribble: Get back, you despicable bird! You're dealing with a licensed bulldog here!

Bobo: Squark! I eat bulldogs, too!

Dribble: Yow! Ooh! Yah! Yow!

(Spitz grunts, Dribble enters pipe)

Dribble: Hold on, Spitz! I'll get us to the surface!

(a Ukivani follows them)

Dribble: Yikes! Yow! Whoa!

(the Ukivani yawns and goes back to sleep another Ukivani growls, but Dribble stomps on it)

Dribble: See, Spitz? Nothing to be scared of in the water. (shocked gasp; sees spiked ball) Except that! Hang on! We're outta here! \*(spiked ball is hot on their tail) We're not gonna make it! Whoa! (Pecans squark) Whoa! Pecans! (the Pecans take Dribble and Spitz to a space city) Hey! Thanks for the airlift guys! We gotta find Orbulon and Jimmy T.. Stay here while I wring out my cap.

(Spitz leaves and Dribble finishes wringing out his cap)

Dribble: Hey, where'd he go? Come back here, you scamp! Its dangerous in there!

(Hinyari slurps, then follows Spitz who is distracted)

Dribble: Heads up, Spitz! Look here, Spitz. When I tell you to stay, you stay!

Spitz: Look. penguin, mama Dribble!

Dribble: I'm not your-- (the penguin squarks) Was it something I said? (his army of Bucketheads surround Dribble and Spitz) Orbulon! Wherever you are, HE-E-E-E-E-E-L-LP!

Spitz: Ooh, I love penguins.

Dribble: Hey, who's telling the story? So anyway, there we were, about to become penguin food.

Spitz: I'm so hungry!

Dribble: You'll have to wait. That penguin is hungrier.

Spitz: Aw, I don't want to wait. I'm hungrier! (eats Hinyari and his Buckethead army imagining them to be cat food) Oh! More!

Dribble: Oh boy. This kid makes Orbulon look like he's on a diet. Chow down, Spitz! (Spitz burps)

Orbulon: I'm coming, Dribble! Hey. This cat giving you a hard time, bulldog? I'll fix him for ya.

(Spitz swallows Orbulon, and he yells in disgust)

Dribble: No, Spitz, that's my friend Orbulon!

Orbulon: Ugh! Now I know how space food feels...

Spitz: Ugh, I don't like space food.

Orbulon: Yuck! I've been slobbered!

Dribble: That'll teach you not to mess with my new little buddy, Spitz.

Spitz: Mama Dribble!

Dribble: Cool it, penguin breath. I'm not your--

Orbulon: "Mama"?! "Mama Dribble"?! (laughs hysterically) Dribble, Dr. Ventor has Jimmy T. locked up in his castle. Now, I fought my way out, and I've been looking for you ever since. We gotta go back and rescue him.

Dribble: Well then, we better go now, before I get scared thinking about it.

Spitz: Mama Dribble, you will not leave me?

Dribble: No. I won't leave you. But you have to promise to behave yourself, and stop calling me "mama".

Spitz: (babbles) Mama Dribble. (giggles)

Dribble: And so we found ourselves overlooking Dr. Ventor's castle. Luckily, Orbulon was able to get us in the same way he got out. That's when the real fun started.

Dribble: Yikes! Where's the light switch?

Orbulon: On the ceiling. You see that block up there? You bash it, Dribble; you're taller.

Dribble: Okay, but you hold Spitz. Hey, give me a boost Orbulon!

Orbulon: Stay, Spitz.

(Dribble hits the light block, and falls on Orbulon.)

Orbulon: Hey, watch the landing, Dribble.

Dribble: Oh. It's the lift-off that got me. Uh-oh. Where's Spitz?

(On the Open Road from A Goofy Movie plays.)

Dribble: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?

Do ya long to shed your weary load?

If your nerves are raw

And your brain is fried

Just grab a friend and take a ride Together, upon the open road

C'mon, everybody! Ah-yeah!

Spitz: All in all, I'd rather have detention!

All in all, I'd rather eat a toad!

Dribble: Yuck!

Spitz: And the old man drives like such a klutz

That I'm about to hurl my guts

Directly upon the open road!

Dribble: There's nothin' can upset me

'Cause now, we're on our way

Our trusty map will guide us straight and true

Spitz: Sammy Rai, please don't forget me

I will return someday

Though I may be in traction when I do...!

Orbulon: Aaaaagh!!

Dribble: Me and Spitz relaxin' like the old days...

Spitz: [singing over Dribble] This is worse than dragon breath and acne!

Dribble: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode...

Spitz: [still singing over Dribble] I'm so mad I think I may explode!

Dribble: When I see that highway, I could cry!

Spitz: Ya know, that's funny, so could I!

Both: Just bein' out on the open road!

(instrumental)

Mike: Howdy, boys! Is this the way to Diamond City?

Mona: Watch it, guys! Or you'll be gettin' towed!

9-Volt: I'm in no hurry to arrive

'Cause I'll be turnin' 65

The next time I seize the open road

Ashley: Just a week of rest and relaxation!

Red: Yeah!

Ashley: And the odd romantic season!

Spitz: Very odd!

18-Volt: Ha ha!

And it's Los An-gel-las or bust!

Kat and Ana: Look out, you dirtbags, eat our dust!

From now on, we own the open road!

Dribble: Just me and little Spitz

My pipsqueak pioneer

Young Cricket: They're partners forever heave-ho!

Dribble and Young Cricket: Aw yeah!

Spitz: Could someone call a taxi

And get me outta here

To Diamond City 1-0-5-9-7?

Dribble and Chorus: Oh...

Every day, another new adventure!

Every mile, another new zip code!

And the cares we had are gone for good...

Spitz: And I'd go with them if I could...

Kat and Chorus: I've got no strings on me...

I'm feelin' fancy-free...

How wonderful to be...

On the open road!

(On the Open Road ends.)

(Orbulon and Dribble chase Spitz into Dr. Ventor's throne room. Spitz eats it piece by piece. Dr. Ventor summons Guraguras and Orbulon and Dribble gasp and yell in shock, and run to Dr. Ventor's throne room)

(Spitz burps)

(Dr. Ventor storms in his Throne Room)

Dr. Ventor: My throne... My throne room! You'll pay for this, do-gooders! Get them!

Orbulon: Watch out, Dribble. These Guraguras will eat you alive!

Spitz: Aw, robots do no eat Kat. I eat robots! (eats the Guraguras)

Dr. Ventor: That mitten kitten is eating me out of house and home!

Orbulon: You didn't tell me you were bringin' a secret weapon, Dribble!

Dribble: That's "Mama Dribble" to you, Orbulon. W H E E Z E

(Spitz burps)

Orbulon: Alright, Dr. Ventor. Free Jimmy T., or Spitz here will eat your castle piece by piece until we find him.

Dr. Ventor: I can build another castle, but you can't build another man. Without this key, you'll never find him. Ha ha ha! (Spitz snags key) Whoa! Ah. I'll be back, and when I do, that little cat of yours is goin' on a crash diet!

Dribble: Hey, good work, Spitz. Um, you didn't swallow that key, did you?

Spitz: Ugh, key no taste good. Phoo! (spits key to lock)

Dribble: And so, we found ourselves back in the moon, safe and sound, thanks to you, Spitz.

(Jimmy T. hugs Spitz. Fade back to Spitz, who has fallen asleep)

Gooood night, Spitz. Nanununununun...

Spitz: Night, Dribble...

(Dribble appears confused)