Mikey Money

The Queen of Weens

### Place of death

The deep dark pit where Uncle Chris throws all of his foes when he's done verbally lacerating them.

## Physical description

### Gender

Female

***Mikey Money*** is a pathetic, obnoxious, try-hard, criminal Ween who sought to be the Clyde Cash to The Author's Chris Chan, only to be brutally defeated in a bout of verbal warfare.

## Biography

Mikey Money is from California, and has recently graduated from college. Despite this, she is still leaching off of her parents to get by. During this bout of unemployment, she likes to go to political protests, and beat random people half to death, thus hurting the cause that she's supposedly promoting.

One day, she came across Bridgette's Reddit post about The Author, *The Tale of Iowabeard*. She became so enraged with The Author's behavior that she took it upon herself to ruin his life, all while desperately seeking approval from her senpais, Trevor and Moonhorse.

While they started off as pathetic attempts to recreate the Chris Chan glory days, Mikey Money's later attempts became criminal offenses, such as false rape allegations, or sending naked pictures of overweight naked men to The Author. Needless to say, this made seven people laugh, if you count Mikey Money herself as seven people.

After several failed attempts at achieving notoriety as The Author's arch nemesis, and earning ire from anyone who so much as breathes the same air as her, Mikey Money got desperate. In order to finally achieve troll-worldwide fame, she mass-flagged The Author's, Uncle Chris's, and Bridgette's Reddit accounts, getting them taken down.

Fed up with her actions, Uncle Chris eventually cornered her in a Reddit Chat, and finally laid waste to her, and banishing her to the nether-regions of the Wall of Shame.

## Downfall

Uncle Chris saw how much mental anguish that Mikey Money was putting Luke through, so he decided to take matters into his own hands. The following conversation ensued. Not a single person heard from her again, and even fewer people missed her.

## Known Weenery

* Sending pictures of naked men to The Author
* Refusing to stop doing so until he sent her either his home address, or Uncle Chris's address.
* Made false rape allegations.
* Wished death upon The Author in violent and graphic public posts.
* Mass-flagging The Author's Reddit, as well as the Reddit of anyone close to him.
* Pretended to be Julay, as seen in the notorious Chris Chan saga.
* Pretended to be Clyde Cash, as seen in many Chris Chan sagas.
* Acting like an edge-lord (or rather, an edge m'lady).
	+ Example:

## Personality

Simply put, Mikey Money is criminally insane. She is a sociopath with no regard for anyone's well-being, except her own. She is fully willing to ruin someone's life to get a few cheap laughs.

She has also been known to be extremely violent, as she has beaten people with no provocation, and has given graphic death threats to people telling her to stop her actions.

Above all, Mikey Money is extremely prideful, seeing herself as the funniest person ever to type out a Reddit post while sitting on the toilet. Despite the fact that she is constantly made aware that the only people that find her funny are herself, and the voices in her head, she believes that she somehow has legions of fans.

## Powers/Abilities

Mikey Money had the power to be simultaneously unoriginal, and uninteresting, no matter how hard she tried. Every single attempt at trolling she crafted ended up being a dud. In addition to this less than useful ability, she also has the power to prevent anyone from being her friend purely by existing.

## Trivia

* She asked Trevor directly for this page to exist.
	+ However, she didn't specify which way she wanted to be portrayed, so Trevor decided to have a little extra fun with this one.
* Literally nobody has enjoyed her weenery, and even fellow weens are disgusted by her actions.
* Many credit her as possibly having set The Author's reformation back.