Forza Horizon 6: Big Toes Little Lies

**Forza Horizon 6: Big Toes Little Lies** is a 2024 game created by Ubisoft. There was a few issues in the making of the game, mainly the development of course.

Rated M (for Mature people of course)

## Story

### Prologue: I Didn't Think Family Would Die Like That

You play as Jacob Amaross, age 23, he was a professional racer in the Formula One, and he has also won a Subaru super cup. But after a tragic knee accident he retired from racing, he then got an invite from his family from Russia (on his dads side of course), his dad told him to the family reunion and maybe do a little bit of racing. even though Jacobs doctor told him not to competitively race again but he can still drive. Jacob then starts his journey to Russia after getting on a plane flight (this was all a cutscene of course). He then makes it to the family reunion in Ursofgoshe, Russia. Jacob then enjoys a nice 2 days with his family at the family reunion (besides Uncle Rishshire of course).

His dad and his brother finally ask Jacob if he wants he wants to race them, the dad says "Ey, wanna give it a spin on the buckaroos again? With me and your brother of course". Jacob then says "Alright, i'll give it a spin". On the day of the race, Jacob's dad has to drop out of the race because of an illness his dad caught 1 day before. Jacob then only races his brother Thome. Thome and Jacob race and Thome wins because Jacob was afraid to injure himself (by the way you rented a small race track outside of Ursofgoshe, Russia of course). After the race most family members were shocked to see Jacob lost, and they were sad to see that Jacob only lost most likely because of his injury. Thome then poked fun at Jacob for losing the race. "Damn bro, you down bad. Now I can call you pipsqueak for once ahaha".

That night while Jacob was sleeping, he was very embarrassed and said that he lost and got injured in the first place. Jacob got up from his bed and decided to call Thome, and said "Thome, i'll race you tomorrow. Last time I was racing, I tried not to push the limit, but clearly you need a whooping". Thome said "Sure ya can, alright see you tomorrow. Maybe dad will feel good enough to watch, since he taught us both to race".

The next morning Jacob and Thome prepare to race, along with other family members watching, and a few other random crowd members. The race starts for 10 laps. Thome and Jacob were racing very competitively, but Thome was in a slight lead entering the 4th lap. Thome then flaunts gestures (the bird, the up yours, the L and etc.) at Jacob. Jacob gets frustrated entering the 5th lap and decides to bump the back of Thome's car. Thome starts to lose control of his car, then he swerves to the left, and while they were going at such a high speed, Jacob's car slammed into the side of Thome's car, sending Thome and his car far off to the left, resulting in a crash that looked horrifying. Jacob immediately got out of his car and ran to Thome's car, along with many other family members and paramedics alongside the rental track. Jacob was the first to get there searching for Thome. Jacob then looks and sees Thome sandwiched in the car, smoking, with only his hand sticking out. And his helmet was off on the track over to the right of course. The paramedics tried to pry what's left of him out of the car, but couldn't because the car set fire. Due to that there was no need to cremate him. Everyone looked in horror and shock at Jacob, they started yelling at Jacob telling him why'd you do that. Jacob's dad then showed up in a wheelchair due to his debilitating illness he caught this Thursday. He yelled at Jacob and said "YOU'RE NOT MY SON, GET OUT OF HERE, BEFORE I KILL YOU MYSELF". Jacob then jumped in his car and crying in tears. While driving away from the track at high speed, he hit Paul Demaer Vadskev, the high-ranked Russian mafia member, nearly killing him. Jacob got out of the car and said "No! Not another one, please tell me you're alive!" The guy then yells "Chabevu! You will pay for this! You sorry son of a belgev! I'm part of the Russian mafia you hear? I will have your head for this!" Jacob then says "You can't do that to me, i'm a famous race car driver. I'm Jacob Amaross, I can give you friendship deals anything". The other guy says "You must be an idiot, now I know your name!" Jacob sees the paramedics along with his screaming father in a wheelchair running over here as they saw this incident aswell. He instantly got in his car again and drove off.

### Chapter 1: Lost in the Motherland

Jacob drives off to who knows where without a passport and only the ability to speak slight russian. He found a town and rented a motel for a few days to think about his mistakes and how to avoid getting caught by the mafia, his family, and the Russian police. Jacob regrets it, he didn't mean to kill it was just a moment of frustration, an accident gone wrong. He decides to call his mom back home in America because she didn't go to the reunion. Jacob's mom answers and Jacob says "Mom, things went awful." His mom says "I know, i've heard, what's wrong with you?" He tells his mom that he didn't mean it, kind of, of course. They then talked for 10 minutes and then his mom had to break the disturbing news. His father passed away from the illness he caught last thursday, and Uncle Rishshire was killed by the mafia. She said and a few other relatives were killed aswell, because they were searching for Jacob. Jacob then says "I know why. It wasn't only the fact that I hit one of them leaving the track, I also did some shady things while I was driving in the Formula One. I did some corrupt dealings that led to problems with the mafia, and mom, I have to tell you, the true reason that my knee got broken. They took a sledgehammer to my knee and CWACKED them, then they put an airpump in my toes and inflated them. They did all this cause they thought I lied to them." His mom then says "I don't care, you're not a good person anyways after what you've done. Your sob story is not gonna help this- Oh hold on, someone's knocking on the door." You can then hear the mom say "Hello, who's there?" to the person knocking on the door. You then hear gunshots and screaming "AHHHHHH". Your mom just got capped, and now you hang up the phone of course. Jacob decides that he has to do something about the mafia of course. Jacob then buys a fake mustache and glasses, and signs up for an amateur racing competition under the alias of "Big Toes". By the end of the chapter you either win or lose the race terribly.

If you flat out get last place (8/8th) you have to start a new game, it's over.

But if you win you get a good reward with lots of money. Then Chapter 2 begins.

### Chapter 2: Racing Out of Russia

During this chapter, you do a bunch of races to make up $100,000. Throughout the chapter you also participate in many street races, amateur track racing until you get the money. You can not advance to the next mission until you get 100k. After you make the money you then go to the airport to get out of Russia using a fake passport to get back to America. But while in the mission, even though Jacob tries his best efforts to stay hidden from the mafia. They find him at the airport and engage in a gun fight. Jacob has to run out of the airport and get to his car as fast as possible. Many people criticized this part of the game, as it wasn't meant to be a platformer and was poorly designed, of course). You then make it to the car and escape, and if you don't you have to restart the whole game. Many people criticized this saying they shouldn't have added this, along with the fact that they should've added save game.

### Chapter 3: Mafia Meets Me

Jacob then goes to many bars pubs and farmers houses, trying to recruit friends to help him take down the mafia, and in return he will give them autographed money, and maybe a little somethin' extra. Some people didn't trust him. Then he says "I may got big toes, but I don't lie... maybe a little, sometimes actually yeah.. maybe.. yeah little".

Throughout this chapter you go around and recruit people and make money to help you take down the mafia. This is where you get the tutorial to use guns finally. Though many criticized the controls for the gun, as you had to use triangle to aim and X to shoot, (Y to aim and A to shoot on Xbox). Once you get up to 100 people recruited, you unlock the chapters final mission. The crew buys a warehouse called "Big Toes, Little Lies" in honor of their leader, it's disguised as a car shop. But it's actually a center for taking down the russian mafia. Within the shops opening, you get to deal with customers and you run into a mafia member, but he doesn't find anything suspicious, until Jacob says "Eyy. A mafia membeeeeeer-- what did I just saaaayy? Umm who said that LOOK OVER THERE!". Jacob and gang are then forced to kidnap him and put him in the warehouse of course.

### Chapter 4: The Fight for Humanity (or just russia i guess)

In this chapter you get up to 1 million dollars in racing and 500 men recruited, and 1 woman. You guys finally decide it's time to take on the mafia. You lure in the russian mafia by doing a fake drug deal, wearing disguises so they don't know it's you of course. The mob bosses eventually gets there, and the secret gets revealed. Then it leads to a shootout (arguably the most painful mission of the game of course). Due to the poor controls and a game breaking glitch where when you aim you can not unaim this happens about 1 to 500 times you aim and the only way to solve it is to restart your console, it becomes unbearable as you cannot save, but you can save if you want to use a USB, which it what most people do when they play it seriously. After the mission the results may vary, you may lose somewhere between 50-200 men, and kill 250-300 russian mafia members. After this Paul Demaer Vadskev gives a call to the anti-mafia organization (which is you guys of course) saying he's gonna kill you guys and that you're not ready for him.

You have to race all your gang members down to the abandoned port of Yeldtarska. Once you get there you enter the final boss battle with Paul Demaer Vadskev (of course). This boss battle you have to race around in a circle around him, until you get shot and he has to reload and then you can hit him with your car. After the boss fight is over a cutscene plays. Paul Demaer Vadskev says "Ugh. You somehow got me you blabshevs or whatever, you may have beat me, but atleast your family still hates you." You shoot Paul Demaer Vadskev in the throat killing him instantly. Jacob says while doing that "No one hates me more than my family!" Paul Demaer Vadskev is dead. You uh. Jacob makes sure that the russian mafia stays down or uh well makes sure they uh RAHHHHH. Ah fudge sah rah. Now that Paul Demaer Vadskev, Jacob abandons his Anti-Russian Mafia Team, and he focuses on his next issue, HIS FAMILY.

### Chapter 5: Finding the Fam

After a long awaited time, he returns to Ursofgoshe, Russia. To his surprise, after being gone for 1 year and 2 months, his family reunion was still not going on. You have to get $500,000 to send a search team for your family. Once you get that money, you send the search team. You find out that 80% of your Russian family has died mostly due to the Russian mafia. It's all your fault. You really don't care anymore, because you don't like them after what happened. You start to think that maybe you are a deluded psychotic sociopath, maybe you did kill your brother on purpose, yes it was an accident but you don't feel bad for it anymore. You then decide, you've been corrupt this entire time of course. You were the one who did the dealings with the russian mafia in the first place. You took down the mafia. Making you... the rightful heir to the mafia.

You then become a successful mafia mobster, once you get enough money from owning the mafia, you buy your way into the Formula One, and you use corruption to rig the standings, the podium spots, and everything. Making yourself, the best, most legendary racer at age 25.

That is where the credits roll of course.

### Epilogue: Damn, I Didn't Think It'd End That Way

After the end credits, you play a 10-15 minute long mission, where you are racing your mafia friend Dropstev Orkastral. While doing the race, by the time you get back to your rich mansion you bought in Italy, you later walk in your house, and get shot and killed. And that's it of course. Who was it? Who knows? But once you got shot, your big toe popped. Jacob Amaross was then exposed for his mafia business, he was then taken of all the rankings. He wasn't always, but he was for a while.

The game was criticised for it's ambiguous ending, Ponie Shucklepop (the creator of the game of course) was fired from his job and criticized heavily of course. This game was met with mixed to negative reviews, but sold fairly well for the first week of course. The team then said they will never make another story based Forza game ever again and apologized for the incident. They then later developed a patch for the game that removed the entire story, and only focused on the racing mechanics. They also added game save and removed other bad functionality, and now you no longer need to have a constant internet connection to play.

**The End of course.**