Group B

**Group B**

Primary: Vyk, Brey, Rangus, Talin, Sapphire

Guests: Bryn, Quak-gon, Peridot

**Session 1**

Ship, Kraken Fight

Kraken grabbed wood woad and ate it

Scoria climbed atop and stabbed its gills

Talin fired a cannon at the Kraken

Arrived at Bellmont Siege

Agatha was very interested in Rangus

Steakosauruses ate the trim of Vyk’s banner

Rangus and Talin explored Agatha’s hut, talked with cats

Rangus and Talin stole shit, released all the cats

Agatha caught the group and turned into a sea hag

Brey threw yellow paint all over the sea hag

Steakosauruses swarmed sea hag as she blew herself up

Partied it up outside of the Siege as steak rained down

**Session 2**

Discovered baby ogre in the forest, along with mimic

Interrogated mimic

Entered cave, fought mimics in stomach

Brey spider-climbed on walls, saved the mother as acid rose

Cave mouth closed, fought off multiple tongues

Tooth in wall explodes, mimic had turned into a cannon and freed them

Heroes enter sculpting contest, “Poo poo papa” by Vyk is the winner

**Session 3**

Met Iados, who was currently distracted because Knockers had gone missing

Went to the Hammergelph to drink, met a crucian who was part of the Thieves’ Guild who was waiting for a blue skinned recruit

Followed the crucian into the forest and witnessed a secret meeting, Rangus intimidated him into giving the location of the guild

Arrived at the museum, Talin learned about the Slorg

New exhibit in the back, wyvern egg under heavy guard

Vyk made the guard sad and walk away, and then made a distraction

Took the egg, and Talin made an illusion copy

Entered Thieves’ Guild through rolling ball maze lock

Stole items from hall of treasures, fought off kobolds

Rangus became disguised as blue recruit

Met with leader of Thieves’ Guild who asked Rangus to steal the wyvern egg

Rangus presented the egg, as they had already stolen it (omg), and Knockers hatched from it

Talin mended the egg and returned it to the museum

Slept at Vyk’s watchtower, Talin saw vision of beholder in dais

Brey turned into a pseudodragon and made love to Knockers

Yelled at by General Village

Met up with Iados at the Hammergelph to reunite with Knockers

Listened to a song from Iados about how Vyk is the son of Cthulhu

**Session 4**

Faye chased after a man on a giant fly

Fought Haraan's men in the bar

Iados got a cow

Rode minecarts

Dropped bat dwarves into portable holes

Vyk fell in river, then Rangus tried to tightrope

Almost killed, then saved, then killed dwarf

Forced Golbrek Hardskull into battle

**Session 5**

Brey cast plant, trapped bat dwarves and nodestone

John Cena entrance by Rangus in Apparatus of Kwalish

Reattached the nodestone

Hardskull shot cannon, blew himself up

Offended Wurbin the wizard

Uncovered the shroom scam between Ovina and Vondal

Got reward from King Bowen

Met Sibley the farmer at land shark nest, collected and sold fertilizer

Camped, went to Dol Hazzel - Faye chased the fly

Sold fertilizer

Went to zoo, watched Kordekain show, bout to get fucked

**Session 6**

Met two mysterious strangers, Bryn and Quak-gone, who stayed behind after the show

Kordekain returned, attacked players

Vyk successfully summoned Baby Cthulhu

Talin summoned giant vines to hold Kordekain in place

Kordekain nearly swallowed Kayden, and then spit him back out

Kordekain asked them to help find the escaped creatures

Followed two wet trails. The first was a janitor. The second was the Gelatinous Cube.

Cube swallowed Faye, but was defeated

Found the Baby Kraken in the pool, chased it around a bit

**Session 7**

Brey turned into an imp to go investigate the smoke, found canister

Bryn helps whoever pulls the rope, for extra pull!

Baby bulettes love Vyk

Rangus sang a song about Davrosian the 8th and the pacifist terrasque.

Took teeth from the terrasque skull, then used bulettes to dig the entire thing out

Started a parade through the city with bulettes and skull

Led bulettes back into captivity - the mother eyed the players angrily

Negotiated with Kordekain to get money for the skull - Kordekain threatened Rangus by putting him in his mouth

Boarded Captain Capuchin's new ship, sailed around the battle, and let the puppies die

**Session 8**

Rangus attempted to find lock picks but was creeped out by Shady Dealer

Broke into the hut

Shady Dealer (Wade) entered and creeped everyone out

Found box with Water Elemental - Vyk tried to drink it

Found Davrosian War Puzzle and opened a portal to the secret entrance of Betaran Energy Group

Solved the mirror and chess puzzles

Rangus set off a fireball, nearly killing everyone

Found a half orc tied to a chair and saw the vision of the brainwashing room

Found the Revelator in the throne room

Discovered the entrance to The Empyrean

Sent Talin in, and then immediately killed her by removing the fabric tube

All entered The Empyrean