The New School/transcript

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## General

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This article is a **transcript** of the The Andy Carmen Show episode **"The New School"** from season 1, which aired on TBA.

* **Mary Carmen:** *[voice slowly fades in]* Andy! Andy, wake up! You’re going to be late for your first day of school here.
* **Andy Carmen:** *[tired, slightly grumbling voice]* huu-huh, mom?? Oh, right!
* **Mary Carmen:** You don’t seem very enthusiastic.
* **Andy Carmen:** *[voice normal]* Just a little tired because I had a lot of thoughts keeping me up last night.
* **Mary:** You still mi(ss)-.
* **Andy:** *[cuts off Mary]* No, no. They weren’t about him. *[peers off to the side]* Just worried I’ll get attached to the new school just to never go there again.
* **Mary:** You better savor this year then. Y'know, make the best of it, bud.
* **Andy (narrator):** I wanted to say I was worried I wouldn’t fit in. People there had probably been friends for long and not lookin’ for anymore. Heck, some people probably had been friends since kindergarten.
* *[The scene switches to the school bus.]*
* *[Andy quickly starts to walk by]*.
* **Jacob Tilly:** Hold up, sunny! What’s your name, are you new?
* **Andy Carmen:** It’s.. it’s Anthony Carlson, sir.
* **Jacob Tilly:** We were apparently going to have a new passenger named Andy Carmen. The resemblance of you twos' names is a strange coincidence.
* **Andy Carmen:** Hmm, strange.
* **Jacob Tilly:** Situate yourself anywhere you want. The front is usually the least chaotic.
* **Andy Carmen:** Yes, si-
* **Jacob Tilly:** *[Jacob cuts Andy off]* Don’t call me sir. You can call me Mr. Tilly, Anthony.
* *[Screen fades out and in]*.
* *[Andy leaves his school bus]*.
* *[Screen fades out and in again]*.
* *[Andy Carmen enters his school bus]*.
* **Sierra Haywood:** Sit down, everyone!
* *[Andy Carmen sits next to Racheal Tilly and Daniel Gorman]*.
* **Sierra Haywood:** Okay, class! Welcome to your first day of middle school!
* *[Racheal looks at Andy and then turns back]*.
* **Daniel Gorman (whisper):** Yo, you new to this school district?
* **Andy Carmen (whisper):** H-how did you guess?
* **Daniel Gorman (whisper):** I guess it was a lucky guess, heh.
* *[Racheal looks away from everyone]*.
* *[Screen fades out and in to Andy and Daniel outside the classroom walking down the halls]*.
* **Daniel Gorman:** Wassup?
* **Andy Carmen:** Nothing really.
* **Daniel Gorman:** Hmm, Okay.. What's your name? I'm Daniel.
* **Andy Carmen:** I'm Andy. Just Andy.
* **Daniel Gorman:** Very specific, hah.
* *[Andy Carmen looks away]*.
* *[Daniel realizes and then also looks away]*.
* *[Screen turns dark, and text says 3 hours later]*.
* *[Screen fades into the lunchroom]*.
* **Daniel Gorman:** Yo, let's sit over there!
* **Andy Carmen:** *[upright voice to show he's more comfortable with Daniel after the time that passed]* Allright!
* *[Daniel and Andy sit by Racheal]*.
* **Daniel Gorman:** I remember my brother always arriving home before me when he was a middle schooler. He graduated last year though.
* **Andy Carmen:** Oh.
* **Daniel Gorman:** He doesn't talk to me that much.
* **Andy Carmen:** Welp…
* **Daniel Gorman:** Yeah, but at least he isn't like my sister. She would always harass me, and I was so glad when she moved.
* **Andy Carmen:** Dang, did you ever have fun times with her?
* **Daniel Gorman:** Well, she used to adore me when I was a toddler. I don't know what happened. As my brother put it out to be, I wasn't that much of a brat as a child.
* *[2 seconds of silence]*.
* **Daniel Gorman:** I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
* **Andy Carmen:** Aight.
* *[Kyle Stewert walks by]*.
* **Kyle Stewert:** Bruh, what you doing sitting there by yourself.
* *[Andy Carmen turns to Kyle]*.
* *[3 seconds of pause]*.
* **Kyle Stewert:** *[voice raises a bit]* What, you can't talk? Stop staring and say something!
* *[2 seconds of pause]*.
* **Kyle Stewert:** Y'know, silent people really irritate me. Stop being such an idiot!
* **Racheal Tilly:** Back off, Kyle! Who cares if he isn't social?
* **Racheal Tilly:** Y'know, people like you should really mind your business.
* **Kyle Stewert:** Says the one who randomly joined in!
* *[Daniel Gorman comes back]*.
* **Daniel Gorman:** Yo, whats u(p)-
* *[Daniel sees Racheal and Kyle]*.
* *[Kyle walks away]*.
* *[Racheal looks away]*.
* **Daniel Gorman:** Umm…
* **Andy:** I'll fill you in later.
* *[Andy turns to Racheal]*.
* **Andy Carmen:** Thanks for standing up for me! What's your name?
* *[No response; Racheal didn't even look at him.]*.
* *[2 more seconds of awkwardness]*.
* *[Screen fades out and into halls with only Andy & Racheal]*.
* **Andy:** Thanks for standing up for me back there.
* **Racheal:** Heard ya already. Also, don’t expect my help again since I hate dealing with Kyle.
* *[Racheal looks away]*.
* *[Daniel walks into scene]*.
* **Daniel:** I finally found you! I got stuck with the crowd going out of the lunchroom.
* **Andy:** I thought you were still with me but just not talking.
* **Daniel:** It happens. You’re fine, bro.
* *[Huge crowd of people including Kyle Stewert walk by]*.
* *[Andy and Daniel are separated; and Racheal is no where to be seen]*.
* *[Kyle sees Andy]*.
* **Kyle:** How did you become friends with Daniel? He could beat up any of us! If anything, he should be my friend. You're just a quiet bozo.
* **Kyle:** C'mon, look me in the eyes! I’ve seen you be less shy than this!
* **Andy:** Please, leave.
* **Kyle:** You really want a taste of my fist, do ya?
* **Andy:** I said Leave!!
* **Kyle:** *[irritated]* No... Don’t push me around-!
* *[Kyle shoves Andy]*.
* *[Andy maintains balance]*.
* **Andy:** *[irritated, no longer shy]* What the heck is your problem? Leave!
* *[Kyle shoves Andy to floor and then Kyle gets pulled away by the crowd]*.
* **Andy (his thoughts):** This is why I don’t stand up for myself like that usually.
* **Daniel:** Yo, dude, what just happened out there?
* **Andy:** *[sigh]*...Someone had tried to bully me at lunch.
* **Daniel:** Oh... Well, whoever it is, I'll help you out and try to intervene. You seem like an innocent guy.
* **Andy:** Thanks, Daniel. I really appreciate that.
* **Daniel:** Anytime, dude.
* *[Andy and Daniel high five each other and screen goes dark and says "to be continued"]*.