MILKY UHOH

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## MILKY UHOH

### Household:

98th Ave. 3rd Floor

**MILKY UHOH** is a bean-addicted, incontinent sociopath with ambitions to be the most popular Urb in the big city. He is the protagonist of The Urbz: Sims In The City stream.

## History

MILKY, who wishes to be a huge celebrity in the big city despite his crippling worthless, moves into a crack shack apartment in the 98th Avenue of Urbzville, a ghetto where gunshots can be heard being fired in the distance nearly every day.

Despite his background, will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas himself comes to greet him, somehow having high hopes. After MILKY almost deafens him by playing Ram Ranch on a huge amp right up in his face, will promptly leaves the scene. Now finally on his own, MILKY inaugurates his new place by dumpster diving the trash dump and finding a stink bomb, he then randomly throws it and the few furniture he owns (namely a fridge, a couch, a stereo and a broken shower) into his new apartment before grooving out to terrible Xperimental early 2000's music. After working up a sweat and contemplating jumping out the window, he pulls out a mountain of bean cans from his fridge and starts eating them all until shitting himself with bean juice.

MILKY finally decides to leave his place to go downtown to the district of The Foundry. Once there, he decides to sexually harass a random guy passing by before passing out on a bench and later setting off a huge flashbang in the sky, blinding hundreds. Bored, he goes back home.

Back in his bean can-littered apartment, MILKY invites random strangers to come inside. Hijinks and sexual misconduct ensue, followed by an act of terrorism using the stink bomb that was laying around. As the sun rises after having lost the little reputation he had, MILKY goes back downtown.

Remembering he needs money to fuel his bean addiction, MILKY signs up to be an amateur sculptor at the local foundry. Completely lost as to how his job works and complaining about it after he had categorically refused to *read simple instructions*, ~~Joel~~ MILKY goes on to work at the melting station until pissing himself all over the huge box of sculptures he got done making before passing out from the heat and exhaustion right onto his piss puddle. The boss of the foundry then harshly fires him for being unable to "keep his personal fluids away from the art" in front of the customers and the local cop fines him $400 for his acts of complete indecency.

Tired of his day, MILKY goes back home to his precious beans. On the way, he comes across the only person that had a non-negative opinion of him. MILKY asks him to join his crew but gets rejected and called a complete nobody for it. Finally in his apartment, MILKY passes out in the junkyard he calls home. Upon waking up, as one last attempt to find popularity, he finds a junk skateboard in the trash and tries to impress a lady with it, only getting her to slowly walk away...

## Trivia

* MILKY UHOH's name comes from the default first name being "Chris", hence the milk, and the menu music having a singer saying "uh oh" several times in a row in it.
* Joel jokingly compared his appearance to Leon Kennedy while in the character creation menu.