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2B

> "They always ask to be or not to be, so I chose 2B."
>
> -2B on the nature of philosophy.

2B
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## Introduction

### 2B an Alitast

In the Alita-Verse, the D-Ripper went off, scrambling the multiverse after The Last Stand, sending multiple characters into the Nier: Automata Universe. Alita came across 2B And they both thought they were enemies of each other. And so they fought.

### 2B Raiden the Tide of Battle

Characters from The Metal Gear verse were also affected by the D-Ripper, making Raiden meet 2B in the Processl. They had the most intense battles of their entire lives.
Beelzemon

## Introduction

### Joining the Final Five

When the multiverse got scrambled, The Ultimate Demon Lord named Mirian needed four other dark lords to share his power with. Beelzemon was chosen along with Ganondorf, Dracula, and Giratina

### The Final Battle of Final Destiny

As the Five demons fought the last six opponents in furry demon bodies, Beelzemon started to feel guilty for all the terrible shit he's done. So, just when one of their opponents were just about to be defeated, Beelzemon sacrificed himself to give them a massive boost in power. This was enough to hold their own against Mirian's forces for a while. Beelzemon died with a smile and tear in his eye.
Cabbage Man

> "ALL OF YOU! HUMANITY, THIS WORLD, THIS OMNIVERSE! IS JUST ONE BIG SON OF CABBITCH!"
>
> -The Cabbage Man angrily rambling on and on.

## Introduction

The Cabbage Man is a Man who's cabbages keep getting destroyed by the Avatar Gang

## History

### Meeting a fellow Cabbage Enthusiast

Tohru Adachi and the Cabbage Man related over their love of cabbages and agreement that life was cruel and unfair.
Ear of the Lord

## Introduction

The ear of the Lord used to belong to the creator of the Ears of Destruction Omniverse before he took it off.

## History

The Creator of the Ears of Destruction Omniverse was so upset at hearing people complain due to his terrible actions of a ruler that he took his left ear off, as that's the one that could hear everything. However, the complaints still echoed in his mind and so he destroyed himself completely, leaving his left eat to wander in an unknown part of the Omniverse. However, it soon found it's way into the Hazbin Hotel universe and the entity that discovered it was a benevolent Demon lord. He couldn't destroy it, nor did he believe he could handle the power it would give him, mentally, or physically, so he just decided to seal it away into the part of hell that no entity could enter. No Demon Lord, The Creator of the Hazbin Hotel multiverse, or even Lucifer himself could access this realm, as if they did so, everrything about them would be erased, mind, body and soul. He breathed a sigh of relief as he thought it would be safe there.

Oh how wrong he was.
TheFacility

## General description

The Facility is mostly above ground, it has light grey walls with dark grey lines along the bottom of them for sleeping, testing, and containment areas. For office and working areas, it has carpeted floors and tiled ceilings. It is constructed in a way so that office and testing areas mostly surround the containment sectors

*This is very safe design*

**This isn't the place to complain Kyle.**

## Location

The facility in which the experiment takes place is located In Central America, near the Oklahoma/Texas border. Out the side of a mountain named [redacted]

## Power Usage/generator

The facility uses more energy than that of the entire continent of Asia in the same amount of time. To generate this insane amount of power, it uses a cycle reactor.
Dynamite Headdy

## History

### Getting Cupheaddy of Himself

When the multiverse became scrambled, Dynamite Headdy fell into the back stage of his own game, which took him to an alternate universe. That universe being the Cuphead verse. Cuphead saw his head and immediately thought he was going to explode. So he took Headdy's head off and tried to throw it into the stratosphere. Cuphead walked away whistling gleefully, think the day was saved. However, Dynamite's head circled around the sun and came back, punting Cuphead in the back with ridiculous force. This launched him into a tree with several apples then falling into his cup. Now his cup was filled with apple juice. This angered him and he and Headdy began to fight. In spite of Headdy's overwhelming strength advantage, Cuphead spamming his homing projectiles really stumped the ol' stick of Dynamite. That is until Dynamite Headdy got a time stopping power and turned the tide by spamming his head at Cuphead multiple times in quick succesion. This made cuphead die and become a ghost. Dynamite went, "Alright!", thinking he'd won, however, Mugman came in and parried Cuphead's soul, reviving him from death. Now it was Two against one.

"What? That ain't fair!" And they both starting battling Headdy at the same time. They overwhelmed the guy and nearly destroyed him until Cuphead realized something. He shouted, "STOP!" at Mugman and they both stopped fighting Headdy, who blinked confusingly at the cups. Cuphead said, "Well, I thought he was gonna explode and that's why I threw his head into space, but it seems uhh...that's not something I should worry about as he's not exploding! Sorry about that buddy, ahahah..." He stuck his hand out to shake and Headdy just slapped it away, "Oh you're gonna need a lot more than an apology to make up for that!" Cuphead nodded, "R-right...Well, whaddya want me to do then?" Headdy said, "I need you to assist me on my quest please. Just come with me and help me do some good deeds or whatever." Cuphead smiled jovially, "Well we're no stranger to dangerous quests. We'll help ya, pal!" They shook on it with each other and went on their merry way./ Headdy lead them to the place his stage broke down and they went through the tear in reality to see what was happening in Headdy's world.
The Ukidi

The Ukidi are a group of criminal gangs, similar to the Yakuza of Japan or the Mafia, that operate in southern Depliosia, and are specifically focused on the city of Peta Argos. They are organized into Gangs, also called Families or Syndicates, and they often co-operate with other Ukidi groups for a common goal. An estimated 19,000 people are members of Ukidi gangs

### History

Phinacian and Alverian culture has a specific focus on the family grouping, and hierarchies. Strict family units were the head of the family, most often the oldest male, acts with supreme and unwavering power over the rest of the family
MR. JAWSUM

> You say companies annihilate unreality and yet a company OWNS Unreality! JAWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> -MR. JAWSUM to The Unseeable Annihilator

## Introduction

MR. JAWSUM was a simple imaginary shark that OMORI created that, after many years, finally became aware of the nature of his existence and transcending it.

## History

### Hiring Vector Even Though He was a Crocodile and Not an Alligator

They both love money and are venture capitalists.
Dracula

## Introduction

### Desiring More Power

After The Final Stand, Dracula was able to use Castlevania to travel the entire multiverse. He wanted to become the most powerful Vampire in existence, so he first went to the Vampire Hunter D. verse and started doing battle with everyone there using in infinite army of demons. Ultimate, he reigned triumphant over it, becoming a conceptual vampire to rule over all. His ventures and exploits were noticed by the Demon King, Mirian, who promised him more power. Dracula smirked and nodded his head, agreeing to this proposition.

### Joining The Final Five

Dracula, Mirian, Giratina, Beelzemon, and Ganondorf went around the entire Omniverse in search of ultimate power that only Mirian knew the location of. First was the Castlevania verse where all five of them absorbed the power of the Chaotic Realm. Then they went to the Pokemon realm and they all tapped into the full power of the Distortion realm, then they went to the realm of Zelda and absorbed the full power of the completed triforce, afterwards going to the digital realm where they beat and absorbed the full digital might of all the Gods in this verse. Finally, they went to hell in the Hazbin hotel Universe, where a sacred power that only the strongest souls in the entire Omniverse can possess resided.

### The Final Fight

This is where the Final Five, as they were called were challenged bysix warriors of goodness across the omniverse, having to take the forms of furry demons due to time constraints. These warriors were George, James, Hunter, BASIL, Jayduss, and Shinji. It was the final showdown of the ultimate destiny of the entire omniverse.
Bilbo Baggins

> I've got this in the Baggins!
>
> -Bilbo before finishing any of his fights.

## History

### The Quest of Hogwarts Dreams

After The Last Stand, Bilbo Baggins was accidentally teleported to the Wizarding world by Harry potter. Harry, being a dumbass, immediately presumed Bilbo to be a threat and started attacking him with magical spells. However, Bilbo was capable of deflecting all these attacks with the one ring, and even put in on, becoming invisible. He was so fast that he could disarm harry and put his dagger up to his throat with ease. Bilbo convinced Harry that they were actually on the same side and Harry Submitted.

### The Starknight

Bilbo Baggins wanted to study rings around the entire multiverse, which gave him access to many tools such as the Ten Rings, Sonic the Hedgehogs Warp Rings, and All Lantern Corp Rings. He Became the True Lord of the Rings and protected the multiverse of stars with his insane powers. Gandalf was proud of him and even said that his power now outdid his own.

### Crundle Quest V: The Crystals of Gingledoof

Bilbo's final quest was to go out and search for the fabled Crystals of Gingledoof, which would give him fabled power unbeknownst to most entities in Ears of Destruction. First he entered the mountain cabin of Vooldizad and got the Spade of Fingledoof. Then he got the Crystals of Gringeef, and defeated the evil Gloomboof using the Beetz and the Bootz of Gringledoof. At the end of the quest, he fights the true God of Dragons, Akatosh. He ends of beating it with a combination of the Crystals of Gingledoof, Gringeef, the Spade of Fingledoof, the Beetz and the Bootz of Gringledoof, and finally overpowering it. Afterwards, Bilbo felt at peace and could rest easy as he was now an Omniversal protector.
Josuke Higashikata

> WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAIR?!!?!?!?!
>
> -Josuke preceeding to beat someone up for insulting his hair.

## Introduction

Josuke Higashikata is a man from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with the greatest haircut imagineable. He has a really powerful Stand called Crazy Diamond which can alter matter and later on warp reality.
Donkey Kong

## History

### The True King of Kong

When the multiverse got scrambled, Donkey Kong was sent to a world of large monsters. He saw King Kong, who started to eat and hoard bananas for himself. However, Donkey Kong was upset and wanted the bananas for himself instead, so he decided to fight the massive beast. In spite of the size difference, Donkey Kong had fought massive foes before such as when King K. Rool turned to about the size of a building one time. This experience, plus his pretty insane maneuverability, let him outpace and soon beat the shit out of King Kong.

### Joining the Sonio Team

Joined in the war against Eggman, Bowser, and Lord Brevon with the Sonio team in order to help stop them. He punched Eggman around the universe and back in seconds. He and everyone else celebrated as they beat the shit out of this torturous trio.
OMORI

> "I'm killing myself as much as you killed me."
>
> -OMORI to a Stranger

## Introduction

OMORI is a powerful Unreality Force user who can break apart existence with his knife.

## History

### Gambling All of His Clams Away

Something compelled OMORI to gamble forever, so he kept going until he wasted all of his clams, but he battled a little more so he could receive them all back.
Neon Genesis Evangelion

## History

Neon Genesis is one of the many verses in Ears of Destruction to apply to a universe in both Reality and Unreality. Because of this, there are two versions of every character. The ones in Reality where they obey the laws of physics and none of the impacts ever happened, and the one in Unreality where Angels and Evas exist where all the impacts happen and Asuka and Shinji are left stranded on a beach after the "end of the world". The very moment this happened, The Last Stand happened, which they also called The Final Impact, leading to the true climax of Evangelion.

## Characters

* Shinji Ikari
* Asuka Langley Sohryu
* Rei Ayanami
* Gendo Ikari
Daisuke Ido

## Introduction

Daisuke Ido is a very intelligent doctor from the Battle Angel Alita Verse and joined the Cybernetic Squad to help upgrade and bertter androids, cyborgs, and just anything robotic which would help them on their quest.

## History

### Upgrading Alita's friends

Given all the cybernetic friends made across the Omniverse, Ido assisted in upgrading and powering them up with parts and their own berrserker bodies so they could use their own Panzer Kunst style of fighting. This included the likes of 2B, Raiden, the girl from ghost in the Shell, Android 17 and 18, and several Mega Men. They all joined together to be the true cybernetic terror, Sigmultrainiac. They end up beating the shit out of him and saying with Ido's help, they wouldn't have been able to do it.
Morbius

> "It's Morbin' time..."
>
> -Morbius

## History

### The Knights of the Moon

Morbius smirks at Moon Knight, "You have MPD: "Multiple Personality Disorder", I have MPD: "Morbius Personality Disorder". We are not the same." And they fight. It was intense.

### Showing who the true Man Bat is

Morbius fires a bat kamehameha at Manbat, "Take that you wannabe bat furry!" Manbat is killed off in the process

### The Bats of Mor

Morrigan came to Morbius and said to him, "Heheh, why don't we team up, ya dearie? We could be the "Mor" Rangers. You say "It's Morbin' time" and I follow with "It's Morrigan time". It was an interesting proposal. But Morbius turned it down, saying that he knows she's just trying to use him for seductive purposes. They battle, but Morbius comes out on top by unlocking his true vampire Morbin' mode. He spares her life, believing her horniness does still have a place in the omniverse.

### Gaining the Highest Net Worth in Existence

Upon releasing his movie which acted as a documentary of his life before and after The Final Stand, Morbius gained over 300 Morbillion dollars after selling 700 billion to 1.3 trillion million billion tickets, as calculated by Joe Fixit. This grossed him so much net worth that it made him quite possibly the richest entity in all of existence. Though, of course, he would have many challengers for that title.

### Challenging MR. JAWSUM

> "Heh, and you thought you were rich..."
>
> -Morbius

It's a battle of the bites! Shark VS. Vampire! Which sharp fanged capitalist shall prevail?!

Mr. Jawsum summons Vector and gator guys to fight for him and Morbius smirks, ready for the ultimate battle of capitalism. Nothing concerned him. He was sure he could win...

...But then MR. Jawsum summons PLUTO.

"Heh, I've fought a Moon before. A mere dwarf planet shouldn't be too difficult!" The moon in this statement, of course, referring to Moon Knight.

What he wasn't expecting was for PLUTO to evolve.

Now things got interesting, as he was literally being Dwarfed by a Dwarf planet. You can't make this shit up.

But he still smirked, before saying, "It's Morbin' time..." and now he was an ultimate super vampire that could easily take on a souped up Dwarf Planet.

### Joining the Ultimate Final Battle of Destruction

Morbius fights a Superpowered Dracula (Castlevania) and it's intense.
🤓

> "You can't just kill me off as soon as the story starts! I have to do something!"
>
> -🤓

## Summary

🤓 is the weakest character in Ears of Destruction. Even weaker than sans Undertale, the previously thought to be weakest character of the story, as he will die in 0 hits. The moment the story of Ears of Destruction starts, 🤓 is already dead. It does nothing, is useless, and dies.
Francesco Bernoulli

Cruz Ramirez

Silver

Jackson Storm

**Francesco Bernoulli** is an Italian open-wheeled race car from Porto Corsa, Italy. He is a champion in the Formula Racer series where he races with the number 1. In 2011 he took part in the World Grand Prix.

He is also the son of Mama Bernoulli, who is now a retired racer.

## Trivia

* DanielS737 Explained in His Disney Pixar Cars Collection 2022 video that the Francesco he had was a color changing one, Meaning that when it's cold, the color goes from red to blue, and when it's warm, blue to red, so He might buy a Francesco that is not a color changing one.
* His top speed is 220 miles per hour (354 kilometers per hour), making him faster than Jackson Storm, which makes Jackson Storm mad cause he keeps losing the race to Francesco.
* His voice is the Steven Text To Speech voice, which was originally going to be Lightning McQueen's Voice, but it was changed to the Joey Text To Speech voice to avoid the confusion with Lightning McQueen And Francesco.
Good Morning Emily

## Transcript

EMILY: Zǎoshang hǎo, Singer.

SINGER: Good morning, Emily.

EMILY: Uh, yeah. That- that reminds me, like... how do you know it's morning out here? How's that work?

SINGER: Are you... cansado- hmm, tired?

EMILY: No, not anymore.

SINGER: Then... zǎoshang hǎo!

EMILY: (laughs) Okay, okay. Well, where are we going today?

SINGER: Your first new planet.

EMILY: Perfect! Um... first I'm gonna show you how to not burn the toast, though.
Apollo Justice

> I'm like Apollo carrying the sun to nighttime except replace the sun with this case and replace nighttime with victory!
>
> -Apollo Justice

## History

### Hajimeeting of Justice

In the Danganverse, which technology accidentally accidentally summoned the Ace Attorney crew, Apollo met up with Hajime and they had a debate. Phoenix Wright debated with Makoto and whatnot as well.
Ears of Destruction Wiki

**Welcome to the Ears of Destruction Wiki!**
**"In space, no one can hear you scream...except for the Ears of Destruction."**

An alternate crossover of fantasy, fiction, reality, and non-reality that multiple entities phased in and out of because of an event known as The Final Stand, which caused the entire Omniverse to go into Chaos.

We're a collaborative community website about Ears of Destruction that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

## Important Lore

The Cosmology...Now broken to pieces!

*Need help building out this community?*

* Rules of this wiki
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You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

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Guitar

> *"Let’s go to my house, okay? C’mon Guitar!"* **— Emily inviting Galactaron to her home in First Contact**
>
>

This skilled alien wailer is known as The Guitar.

## Official Bio

Guitar is a marvel of the natural world not just because of his confusing organic nature, but also because of his superior axe wielding abilities.

Most people think he is very stoic, a sharp contrast from Bass, his almost constant companion. No one really knows anything about him, but scientists speculate that he is from a planet where animals and plants are one and the same. How he formed hands or the ability to play guitar is anyone’s guess.

## Trivia

* When asked about Guitar's anatomy, Dennis had this to say:

> *"We can't easily dissect him because we don't want to lose one of the most prolific guitar players of our time. At the same time X-rays indicate he doesn't have any 'bones' to speak of, so we can't tell what's going on in there."*
>
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* Guitar doesn't have clams where he comes from, only dead oceans of methane.
* While he recognizes the scientific idea and concept of love, he cannot love in return.
	+ Dennis said this before designing any other members of the band; as Guitar clearly cares for his friends, it could be said that he *does* in fact love in return. However this remains speculation, and should be regarded as such.
* Guitar has been said to enjoy the game *Tyrian*, and even performed a cover of one of its songs.
* He was the first member of Galactaron to be designed.

### References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 Galactaron: The Guitar by owendennis on DeviantArt
2. ↑ Galactaron biography | Last.fm
3. ↑ Stream Tyrian Asteroid Dance (Transmission from Galactaron) by galactaron | Listen online for free on SoundCloud
Faye

## Introduction

Faye is a program who used to be an imaginary friend hailing from the To the Moon universe.

## History

### When Dreams Become Reality

After the multiverse became scrambled, Faye encountered another manipulating computer program in the form of Monika. Monika immediately perceived Faye as a threat and they battled. In spite of Monika attempting to manipulate and delete Faye's file, Faye was capable of outdoing and pushing Monika back with her reality altering abilities. After all, Faye was essentially an Angel who could destroy planets physically, while Monika didn't have the same luxuries. Monika tried going into the code to rewrite how Faye functioned, while Faye returned by hacking into Monika even harder. Monika tried to just delete her character files, while Faye's files were too complex to delete. Monika just...tried to run up and punch her, Faye would retaliate by restraining her with massive planet sized space tentacles. Ultimately, Monika proved defeated, but not killed, as Faye believed she still had other plans and options for the school girl. So instead they joined forces with Faye acting as a sort of a mentor to the poet.

### Is it pronounced Giffany or Jiffany?

Monika and Faye traveled the network of the omniverse and came across another rogue computer program named Giffany. In spite of their combined power subduing Giffany and causing her to stop terrorizing the Gravity Falls gang, she wouldn't listen to reason and stated that she'd rather die than join them. Faye screamed, "WAIIIIIIIT!" but it was too late. Giffany deleted her own code and erased herself from existence. Faye and Monika looked on in somewhat sadness, as they couldn't believe they actually saw a fellow hacker of files completely destroy herself like that.
Lightning McQueen

Luigi

Guido

Rusty Rust-eze

Dusty Rust-eze

Finn McMissile

Holley Shiftwell

Cal Weathers

Bobby Swift

Sarge

Fillmore

Sheriff

Professor Z

**Lightning McQueen** is a character in Cars Tales, he is a race car who races for Dinoco Tex.

## Trivia

* McQueen's voice was originally going to be the Steven Text To Speech Voice, however it was changed to The Joey Text To Speech voice to avoid the confusion with Francesco Bernoulli's Voice, cause the Steven Text To Speech Voice is used for Francesco's Voice.
Tohru Adachi

> "ALL OF YOU! HUMANITY, THIS WORLD, THIS OMNIVERSE! IS JUST ONE BIG SON OF CABBITCH!"
>
> -Adachi angrily rambling on and on.

## Introduction

### Gaining Hyper Awareness After Destroying His World

In one universe within the SMTverse, Adachi actually succeeded in plunging his universe into despair as he actually let everyone's shadows get them and kill them in the process. He laughed like a maniac in insanity as all of this went down, seeing everyone's shadow kill them. He munched on cabbages while staring down at all the death and despair. However...he didn't have a shadow, as he already confronted the bad part of himself and accepted it in a completely negative and unhealthy way. While this was happening, he gain an immense amount of power. So much power helped him achieve a new state of power. He had become a god. Upon doing so, he transcended above his universe, now having the power to use his Persona anywhere in the entire multiverse. So then he went outside his own universe. But...something happened when he did so. He saw a massive explosion in his wake when he was in the reality in between universes. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" The explosion reached him, but his Persona protected him but the explosion still left him incapacitated in the middle of the multiverse, much like what happened with the man who caused this travesty in the first place...

### Saving the Cabbage Man

"He's the only one who understands how unfair the world can truly be..."
Foo Fighters

> I fight the fuck outta you foos.
>
> -Foo Fighters before fighting foos.

## Introduction

Foo Fighters is a Plankton Colony who used to be bad, but is now good, she moved right into your neighborhood.

## History

### Battle Against Spiders-Man

The Final Stand led her to the Marvel universe where she found a man made completely out of Spiders. This reminded her of herself and how she's made out of Plankton. She asked if she could have his help and he said, "Onl if you can win against me then maybe I'll help you!" and so they battled ferociously, spiders to plankton. Shot for shot, they were very closely matched, but Foo Fighters' superior speed tore tyhe shit out of the spider colony as she blasted it with several plankton rounds. She didn't kill it though, as she let it reform. Spiders-Man said, "Alright, you've proven yourself, I'll join your group."

### Facing Against Pucci Over Heaven

Foo Fighters helped Spiders-Man receive the power of Captain Universe so that he could help assist in beating Final Pucci. He did, but Foo Fighters died in the process, even with her Requiem Ability. Spiders-Man and the others that survived mourned her death but still lived a mostly happy life until their true ultimate final battle.
Petey Piranha

## History

### The Five Fatal Florists

George, BASIL, Flowey, Cagney Carnation, and Petey Piranha joined together to create the Five Fatal Florists.

They get into a battle with their five Arch Enemies with Polnareff there to help assist. As the enemies are just about to get a super powered Stand Arrow, he uses Chariot Requiem to make everyone swap bodies with each other. George and Petey end up switching with each other just as Izumi was filling Petey with a Hydro Pump. George realizes he's in the body of the water inflated Petey and squeaks and squirms as he tries to get up, but his bloated body was just too heavy for him to carry.
Bruno Bucciarati

## Introduction

### She Sat-suki on my Zipper

When the multiverse became scrambled by The Last Stand event, Bruno, met a strange girl with a lot of destructive power and an insane katana. When trying to approach her, she said, "Halt! No mere mortal can be in my presence." This pissed Bruno off, so then they start fighting intensely. Despite Satsuki's overwhelming power advantage, Bruno's speed and strength was just too much for her. He left her as a mess of body parts with his zippers. However, he didn't kill her, as he still saw a lot of potential in her to grow, as well as not having true malicious intent. So instead, they joined forces to figure out what was going on in the Omniverse and protect it.

### We Do a Little Law Breaking

In exploration of this strange new Omniverse, Bruno and Satsuki came across a man named Trafalgar Law. Bruno and Satsuki fought him and the same time and even though they made for an incredibly potent team, Law was just too powerful for them and somehow even too fast. He beat them both, but laughed as he had fun testing his abilities, so he joined both of them.

### Final Battle against True Pucci

All of the JoJo characters and whoever they gathered up in their teams went up against Pucci as he woke up from his extremely long coma. They didn't want him to reset the omniverse as they believed that philosophy to be bullshit. With all of their insane combined powers together, they were capable of beating Made in Heaven: The Final Stand and live happily as they did so.
Cagney Carnation

## Introduction

Cagney Carnation is a bossfight from Cuphead.

## History

### Falling into the essence of Cartoon Physics

When the multiverse became scrambled, the Cupheadverse was one of the verses to get hit the hardest. Cagney fell out of it and into a realm which originated the original nature of Cuphead and everyone around him. Most entities would be destroyed and disintegrated by this realm, however, somehow, Cagney's will was strong enough to overcome and absorb this energy. He leapt out, becoming a master at the use of cartoon physics. Now, he could easily take on The Devil all by himself. He jumped out of the universal barrier and easily beat the shit out of the Devil with little to no effort, though Cuphead and Mugman were still there and he let them have the final hit so they would all be considered heroes in their own ways. Afterwards, Cagney traveled the multiverse to meet other powerful users of Cartoon Physics such as Popeye and Bugs Bunny. That's when his travels brough him to The Five Fatal Florists, a group of the most powerful plant users in the multiverse...

### The Five Fatal Florists

George, BASIL, Flowey, Cagney Carnation, and Petey Piranha joined together to create the Five Fatal Florists.
Olierus

> “This olden face has gazed upon many a ruler turned to dust by the tides of time, many a crimson droplet grazed upon the land shed by men brought upon by their kind's own accord, and many a world disintegrated by the harsh truth of reality. But it is in this reality that all things go the way the universe intended, lest anything has a semblance of desire to oppose it layered inside the capability of doing so. And to do so...is to commit treason against the totality of the realm.”
>
> -Olierus
Mysterious Figure

> "You thought sans Undertale was hard, but with me around, this world is sans sans."
>
> -Mysterious Figure after killing sans Undertale.

## History

### Defeating the King With No Name

He spares him, as his Soul was so filled with Darkness already.

### The secret bonus boss of all destruction

He is the ultimate bonus boss that only the most powerful character in the Ears of Destruction omniverse can face. He is said to be beatable by Lieutenant Surge, but they've yet to try to use him and they don't want to risk sacrificing that American Badass.

### Getting Doced by Louis himself

The corrupted bonus boss shows up. Reality is screwed. It ends in a draw.

### Alexversal?

Alex very likely could beat the Mysterious Figure, but as usual he was nowhere to be found to do so.
Daredevil

> "The reason I practice true justice is because an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind...it made me."
>
> -Daredevil

## Introduction

Daredevil is a vigilante from Marvel Comics. He uses his enhanced senses due to his lack of sight to beat the shit out of criminals.

## History

### Fighting Kingpin with Goro and Kiryu-chan

Due to The Last Stand event, several people from other multiverses started to come together. Daredevil met Goro Majima and Kiryu-chan Kazuma, two other alternate universe crime fighters. They teamed up to beat the shit out of Kingpin. However, Kiryu decided to fight him one on one like he always did. He ended up winning the bout after 2 whole hours of fighting.

### You're Full of Kenshit

Daredevil fought Kenshi on the streets, another blind martial artists. What he wasn't expecting was for him to have telekinetic powers. This caught daredevil off guard, though his superior speed and agility let him outmaneuver and club Kenshi. Howeverr, Kenshi stabbed him at the same time. They both needed medical healing care afterwards.
Funny Valentine

## Introduction

Funny Valentine is the 23rd president of the United States in JoJo's Steel Ball Run Universe.

## History

Death to Pucci himself.
Despite his insane Power, Funny Valentine was no match for Pucci's Made in Heaven, which could move so fast that it forcefully annihilated every version of Funny Valentine in existence before Johnny Joestar could. Afterwards, Pucci used Made in Heaven: The Last Stand to break the Omniverse into chaotic mush, including most of the JoJo multiverse, leaving it as nothing more than chaotic mush.
Emporio Alniño

## Introduction

Emporio is the one to kill his universe's version of Pucci using Weather Report as a disc inside his head. However, he realized it would be a lot more difficult than that.

## History

### Facing Against Pucci Over Heaven

He assisted some of the JoJo characters across the multiverse to help form their teams so that they could fight a reawakened Pucci with Made in Heaven: The Final Stand. After doing so, all of the JoJo characters, their teams, and Emporio went on to fight Pucci. Pucci ended up killing a lot of them in the process, however, Emporio was able to survive and kill Pucci yet again with a combination of Burning down the House and a fully powered Weather Report: Heavy Weather.
Flowey

## Introduction

Flowey is a flower. He is self named and as you can see, get's his creativity from his real father, Asgore.

## History

### Doing a Total Pacifist Run

By the Time of The Last Stand, Flowey was actually doing a Pacifist playthrough, attempting to help everyone this time, as he said previously that he has done this type of playthrough before. And when the multiverse became scrambled, he realized that things were becoming more interesting now. So he used the power of any determination along with SAVE/LOAD to exit the Undertale universe in any way he could, which he succeeded in doing.

### The Multiverse is Shattered

"Finally something interesting happened!" Flowey shouted with glee, but he still wanted to be the good guy this playthrough so he decided to help the multiverse instead. He went out to discover other universes and helped multiple people such as in the Earthbound universe, the OFF universe, and even the Oneshot universe to get Niko the best ending he could where he saved the world and used his multiveral powers to return him home as well.

### Gaining Multiple Humans Souls for Power

Upon his travels, Flowey helped many of the entities fight Evil humans which he beat the shit out of and absorbed their souls. After absorbing 7 evil human souls, he became a good version of photoshop Flowey, using his super mega awesome powers for good. These powers were noticed by a certain group rummaging about the multiverse...

### The Five Fatal Florists

George, BASIL, Flowey, Cagney Carnation, and Petey Piranha joined together to create the Five Fatal Florists.

Flowey was happy to join them as they all used their insane abilities to assist Swamp Thing in protecting plant life in every part of the Omniverse, which they did. Flowey helped to make the world a better place, while also defeating and destroying many powerful foes along the way.
Carol Tea

## Introduction

Carol Tea is a wildcat from Freedom Planet.

## History

### Cat Fight of Motorfires

A powerful Crystal in the world of Avalice reacted violently to The Last Stand event and took Carol Tea and their allies all across the Omniverse. This caused her to meet Blaze the Cat. Blaze assumed she was an intruder trying to steal from her palace. Carol said, "What? I wasn't gonna steal from HERE!...I...probably shouldn't have said that." Blaze replied, "Yeah...probably shouldn't." And they started to fight. In spite of her insane motorcycle skills, Carol was burned by Blazes fires and her motorcycle exploded. She hit the ground, coughing up a shit ton of smoke, saying, "Alright, you got me. Soooo whatcha gonna do? Lock me in a dungean, Dissect me, EAT me?" Blaze raised an eyebrow and blinked twice, trying to process what Carol wasa saying. She responded, "W-what? No! I saw how you fought. You clearly didn't want to kill me. You're not as malicious as I once thought and I'm sorry about that." Carol scratched her head, "Oh uhh...okay, well...Can I be on your team then?" Blaze nodded, with Carol jumping in glee afterwards. Carol joined the Sonio team afterwards.

### Fighting the torture trio

Carol, Blaze, and the rest of the Sonio team fought a massive mech created by a collaboration of Eggman, Bowser, and Lord Brevon. They all were capable of using powers from the Sol and Chaos emeralds. Using this combined power, they beat the shit out of the torturous trio, set the crystal on Avalice back where it belongs, now peace was restored to that portion of the omniverse.
Desty Nova

## Introduction

Desty Nova is an evil Doctor in Battle Angel Alita who used to do horrific experiments on androids and humans, killing a lot of them in the process. In spite of this, he still found redemption and became the good guy.

## History

### Helping Humanity Evolve

He teamed up with the dumbfuck kid in Invincible who was forcing cyborgs to be made from innocent bystanders and they combined thier research to evolve humans to ridiculous levels. Though their experiments backfired and killed them in the process. So Alita and the cybernetic gang had to beat the shit out of the tyrannical cyborgs and stopped their work once and for all.
Asuka Langley Sohryu

> You're A-sucka if you think you can defeat me!
>
> -Asuka to Anyone she fights.

## Introduction

Asuka is another being of both Reality and Unreality.

## History

### Meeting her "True Self"

Her Unreality version meets her true version. The Unreality Asuka suffered from an existential crisis as the "Real" version gloated that she was just a fake. They then threw hands with each other until they were both stopped by both versions of Shinji. The Shinjis separated them and tried to convince them that they were equally real and valid in their own way. They settled down then.

### "You're a Zero-Too!"

Zero-Two comes into the Evangelion verse on her own and Asuka is pissed off at this. Without the fusion with her partner, Zero-Two and her mech were easily beaten the shit out of as Asuka perfectl Fused with Eva-02. Zero Two dies in the process.

### Causing Carnage

Carnage mocks Asuka because her mother hung herself which infuriates her, so they battle with her in her giant mech suit. Carnage came prepared however, and chucked the Lance of Longinus right into her stupid motherless-ass face.

### Creating The Ultimate Mech

Asuka, Shinji, and Rei were then sent throughout the multiverse to find mechs of immense variety and power. The lead her to finding multiple gundams, mechs from Code Geass, and Gurren Lagann. All of their mechs fused together to Create the "Ultimate Despair Breaker Gurren Lagann", which they used to destroy many ultimate enemies of the Omniverse. They use this to beat Final Gendo Ikari, who was forcefully trying to merge everything in the Omniverse into one singular consciousness after convincing the Anti-Spiral of Such, but they won the argument figuratively and literally and beat the shit out of them.
Angel Dust

> Why am I called Angel Dust? Well...Demon Dust didn't anGEL with me very much! HAHAHAHAHA!
>
> -Angel Dust to Alastor before getting his shit beaten in by him (Alastor didn't even ask why he was called Angel Dust)

## History

### Forming a Bond With Hazbin Hotel

After many years of contemplation, Angel Dust actually formed a close bond with the Hazbin Hotel and actually decided to help it expand and grow for the better.

### Forced body Swap with James

Due to James running out of time, he, along with George, Jayduss, Shinji, BASIL, and Hunter needed to swap bodies with a random Demon in Hell. He ended up switching with Angel Dust with his soul powered Alchemagic intact so he could fight off Mirian and the rest of the gang.

## Trivia

* This is the 69th page on Ears of Destruction.
Ghazghull Mag Uruk Thraka

> Everyfing in this part uv Equestria belongs to da Orkz!
>
> -Ghazgull Mag Uruk Thraka

## DA HIZTORY OF DA ORKZ

### RAIDIN' DA PRETTY PINK PONY LAND

Da Orkz have been a sent to da land o'pretty lil' horzies. New, they're pretty an' all, but they don't seem to be a fightin'! Da Orkz and I are now fightin' all of 'em! They aren't too gooda fighters, makin' giant baths o' blood. Wish dey was better at a fightin'!

DEY ARE NOW GOODA FIGHTIN'! Now da Orkz hava real challenge! TIME FOR BATTLE WITH PRETTY HORSIES! WAAAAAAAGH!
Harman Smith

## Powers and Stats

**Tier:** At least **High 1-A**, likely **higher**

**Name:** Harman Smith

**Origin:** Kill the Past

**Gender:** Male

**Age:** Beyond Time

**Classification:** Veritable God

**Powers and Abilities:** Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Information Manipulation, Weapon Mastery, Immortality, (Types 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8; Reliant on the Idea of The Smith Syndicate), Regeneration (High-Godly), Acausality, (Types 1, 2, and 3), Matter Manipulation, Reality Warping, Toon Force, Duplication (Can Duplicate infinitely), Self-Sustenance (Types 1, 2, and 3), Magic, Transmutation, Smoke Manipulation, Size Manipulation, Large Size (Up to Type 6), Summoning, Mind Manipulation, Statistics Amplification, Death Manipulation, Resurrection, Shapeshifting, Lightning Manipulation, Telekinesis, Teleportation, Flight, Body Control, Power Bestowal, Age Manipulation, Animal Manipulation, Elasticity, Light Manipulation, Broadway Force, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Regeneration Negation, Explosion Manipulation, Earth Manipulation, Surface Scaling, Sand Manipulation, Water Manipulation, Danmaku, Conceptual Manipulation (Type 1)

**Attack Potency:** At least **High Outerverse level**, likely **higher** (Can Fight and Beat Ultimate Final Form Mirian, an entity who is an immeasurable to the power of an immeasurable amount of immeasurable into High Outversal. At his peak, likely transcended all High Outerverse layers of reality and is likely part of the world we live in right now some way)

**Speed:** **Irrelevant**

**Lifting Strength:** **Irrelevant**

**Striking Strength:** **High Outerversal**

**Durability:** At least **High Outerverse level**, likely **higher**

**Stamina:** Unlimited.

**Range:** High Outerversal

**Standard Equipment:** The Smith Syndicate

**Intelligence:** Supergenius.

**Weaknesses:** Can be cocky. If the Smith Syndicate is destroyed, he will be vulnerable to destruction.

**Notable Attacks/Techniques:**
Mirian

> "Heheheheh...There is no God. You see, what happened was he kept hearing the screams of all the people he tortured and sent to The Chaotic Realm. Guilt and sorrow welling up in him, he chopped his ear off so he could stop hearing them, but the damage had already been done...The screams still echoed in his mind until he completely obliterated himself. Now all is left is his Ear of Destruction...And all that's left is me! Time to reclaim this world he denied me for so long! Time to transcend all ideas! All Titles! All forms of GODS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
>
> -Mirian Laughing to Himself.

## Trivia

* This is the 100th page on Ears of Destruction.
What is Matia?

Matia is the Planet Pmpknmanfan5 had once lived on. now it's a pile of rocks due to the Jarkians. Matia was an advanced planet known for it's good knowledge on Bionics. The Jarkians wanted all the info on Bionics. The Jarkians liked to steal things from different galaxies and even, other Multiverses. The Matia Armed forces were immediately notified of the attack. Matia was a peaceful planet so they had no intentions on a strong military anytime soon. So sadly Matia ended up collapsing, and the Jarkians got their hands on bionic arms and legs to make their army even stronger.
Ganondorf

## Introduction

### The King of Conquerors

After the Final Stand, Ganaondorf used the Sacred Realm as a way to explore the more vast Omniverse than he initially thought. This took him to the Lord of the Rings verse, which he desired to conquer. Since all the heroes had been warped into another universe thanks to shenanigans done by some dumbass wizards, Sauron was free to reign across the world and hopefully claim it for himself. However, Ganondorf stepped into the fray and used his army of demons to go against Sauron. In spite of Sauron's incredible might and overwhelming numbers, Ganon's triforce of power was too much for him, and he ended up beating the shit out of him and taking the throne. Afterwards, he conquered middle earth and became one of the most powerful rulers in Ears of Destruction. These exploits caught the attention of Mirian, who wanted Ganondorf to join his group of the Final Five, promising more power as a result. Ganondorf could not resist the temptation, so he joined them on their hunt for ultimate power.

### Joining The Final Five

Dracula, Mirian, Giratina, Beelzemon, and Ganondorf went around the entire Omniverse in search of ultimate power that only Mirian knew the location of. First was the Castlevania verse where all five of them absorbed the power of the Chaotic Realm. Then they went to the Pokemon realm and they all tapped into the full power of the Distortion realm, then they went to the realm of Zelda and absorbed the full power of the completed triforce, afterwards going to the digital realm where they beat and absorbed the full digital might of all the Gods in this verse. Finally, they went to hell in the Hazbin hotel Universe, where a sacred power that only the strongest souls in the entire Omniverse can possess resided.

### The Final Fight

This is where the Final Five, as they were called were challenged by six warriors of goodness across the Omniverse, having to take the forms of furry demons due to time constraints. These warriors were George, James, Hunter, BASIL, Jayduss, and Shinji. It was the final showdown of the ultimate destiny of the entire omniverse.
The Warpers

The Warpers are an organization thats main objective is to stop all invasions at all costs. It was created when Pmpknmanfan5 was inspired to stop what happened in his childhood. The Warpers are a team of 3 including: Pmpknmanfan5, Dr. John, and Ember. The Warpers had made an alliance with the Multiversals to stop Tahlia's Forces from invading the DatzrrVerse. (edited)

INFO:

Year organized: 2031

HQ Planet: Tonia

Home universe: Proton

Founder: Pmpknmanfan5
Flattener

Flattener is an old character in Sai-chan, originating in Sai-chan Super Smash featuring Sai-chan Sam and Dragon Jack. He is the tallest character in the game, literally standing at maybe 3-5 meters. In-game, his signature move is the Flattening Whomp, and he is after Starsweeper. He is strong.

## Games

### Sai-chan Super Smash featuring Sai-chan Sam and Dragon Jack (Scratch)

He is opponent #8, and he has a blue sash. His signature move is the Flattening Whomp, which makes him look like he is stretching. After, he slams the player. He can crush the player with his move. He is strong, and moderately difficult. He is from Georgia.

## Infractions

-He is not registered with age on purpose. This is illegal.

He has 1 infraction.

## Quotes

### Sai-chan Super Smash featuring Sai-chan Sam and Dragon Jack (Scratch)

-Hey, rug-to-იყოს (Hey, rug-to-be)

-dodge მარცხენა (dodge left)

-dodge უფლება (dodge right)

-რატომ არ ხარ rug ჯერ (how are you not a rug yet?)

-ჰეი! რომ დააზარალებს! (Hey! That hurt!)

-Oop! (Oof!)

-რატომ შეწუხდით (Why did you bother)

-რატომ შევაწუხე (Why did I bother)
Fifteen

## Introduction

Fifteen is a Katana Wielder from Katana Zero with the Chronos drug implanted inside of him.

## Fifteen Slices

After the multiverses scrambulation, Fifteen found another exceedingly fast and precise Katana wielder named Vergil. They dueled, and Vergil proved to be the stronger and even slightly faster one. In spite of everything, the Chronos Drug implanted inside of Fifteen's bloodstream kept him in the game. He kept dying over and over again to Vergil, but all he did was constantly come back again and again too. Finally, he found his ultimate opening to do...a little more damage to Vergil than previously. He sliced at the Half-Demons chest...but Vergil could regenerate, and he killed Fifteen again. Despite everything fifteen tried, he realized this was a battle he could not win no matter how many times he repeated it. And so he used one of his turns to retreat instead before the Chronos would run out. Vergil tried to pursue, but he wasn't able to track Fifteen and the blondie let out a sigh of relief.