The Interviewer/Quotes

## Interviewer-isms

**“***Well lick me like a lolly.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Empress Grey**

**“***Well pickle my willy and call me silly!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn**

**“***Well butter my buttocks and pepper my pecker!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn**

**“***Well sprain my brain and call me insane.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn**

**“***Well, stuff me like an olive.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 3 - Elizabeth Barlow**

**“***Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 4 - Nathaniel McBride**

**“***Tick tock, pick a lock, put a pickle in your sock ... ﻿Tickety tock, knockety knock, fry a weasel in a wok ... Ticky tock tock, chippy chop chop... I can’t think of a rhyme.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 4 - Nathaniel McBride**

**“***Well pinch my cheek and make me squeak!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 5 - SIIRI**

**“***Well tickle my belly and dip me in jelly!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 7 - Bob**

**“***Well pluck me like a chicken.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Peppermint Schnapps**

**“***Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 10 - Melissa Menken**

**“***Well dip me like a doughnut, it’s true!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 10 - Melissa Menken**

**“***Well stuff me like a turkey!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 13 - Klaus**

**“***Well pull me like a cracker!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 13 - Klaus**

**“***Well roast me like a chestnut!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 13 - Klaus**

**“***Well throw me like a lasso! Cowboys!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 16 - The Italians**

**“***Well tickle my nipple and call me fickle!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 17 - Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker**

**“***Well lock me in chains and blow my brains!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 17 - Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker**

**“***Well toss me like a caber!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 18 - Niseag**

**“***Well dip me in honey and call me a mummy!***”**
— **The Interviewer?****, Episode 20 - Cleo**

**“***Well hump me like a camel!***”**
— **The Interviewer?****, Episode 20 - Cleo**

**“***Well I’ll be jiggered!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 21 - Ant**

**“***Well. Hit me over the head with a shillelagh!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 21 - Ant**

**“***Flip me like a pancake!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 21 - Ant**

**“***Well spit in my tea and call me a flea!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 22 - Richard**

**“***Well kiss a skunk and piss on a punk, I’m doing this!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 22 - Richard**

**“***Well I'll be an alligator's aunt!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 24 - Phil & Amber**

**“***Well dip me in hummus and call me a bread stick!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, The Lockdown Tapes 6: Zoom**

**“***Well roast my rump and call me a chump.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 25 - Tatiana Gurkovsky**

**“***Well fry me like a kipper and call me breakfast!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 27 - Inmate 10642**

**“***Well dunk me in tea and call me a Hob Nob!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 27 - Inmate 10642**

**“***Well lob me like a grenade!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 31 - The President**

**“***Well bash me with a bazooka!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 31 - The President**

**“***Well fry me like a sausage!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 32 - The New President**

**“***Well dip me in ketchup and call me a french fry!* **”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 32 - The New President**

**“***Well cover me in custard and call me a crumble!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 34 - Pablo Perez Garcia and Episode 35 - Oleg**

**“***Well serve me with syrup and call me a pancake!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 35 - Oleg**

**“***Well strain me through a sieve!* **”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 35 - Oleg**

**“***Well peel me like an onion!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 38 - Alexandra**

**“***Well prick me like a cactus!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 40 - Hiroshi**

**“***Well, fry me like a doughnut!***”**
— **Amelia****, Episode 42 - Overture**

**“***Well roast my rump and call me bacon!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 43 - Faith**

**“***Well blow my flute and strum a lute!***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 54 - The Royal Shakespeare Company**

**“***Well crack my head and call me an omelette.***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Episode 56 - Curtain**