Battle of Frye Island

Battle of Frye Island (March 13-16 2021) was a small scale conflict between The Aussie Gang Bushfighters (AGB for short) and a group of New Yorkers funded by The Union. The battle took place on the Southern part of Frye Island, north of the Mainerian state of EPCOT. Despite the casualties on both sides being relatively low, it was a decisive Aussie Gang victory, and only made the gang more popular and well known to Mainerians.

## Background

The small island of Frye located in the Sebago Lake is part of one of Maineria's 2 exclaves in the USA. the island is split in 2, the North end being American and the southern section being in Mainerian territory. The island is known for its rocky, uneven terrain, dense forest, and the town of Frye Lake as well as the AGB hideout "Fort Cunt".

## The Union's involvement

The Union paid 24 New York militia men to take down the AGB sign that said "Oi cunt, no fucking poms!" and replace it with "jsdfe erfhvenve hcnyegfwinced". In return, the Union would pay them $50,000, and get them front row seats to see "Disney's Frozen on Ice". The Union would also give them IWI Tavor as their main weapons. While no Union men were on Frye Island during the attack, it is believed that they were on the shores of Sebago Lake.

## Day 1

At 7:30 AM EST, 10 of the 24 militia men crossed the land border into Maineria, while the other 14 came in via 2 small Coast Guard response boats. They had the drop on the AGB because they spent the whole night grilling and drinking. They would lose this advantage, however, after an accidental misfire that woke up the 10 men, including commanding officer and leader Fidel Watson, and 7 women, including Lieutenant Huxley Watson, in Fort Cunt. By 8 AM, there was light fighting around Fort Cunt as the militia attempted and succeeded to siege the fort. Despite having less people, the AGB had the advantage as they had 3 10-inch M1895 left over from World War 1. The M1895 proved ineffective at first, but became very useful later on. The AGB also had F88 Austeyr assault rifles and 4 Lewis machine guns. By the end of day 1, only 1 of the militia men were hurt.

## Day 2

On day 2, the New York Militia majorly damaged a side of Fort Cunt, making 1 of the M1895 guns useless and hurting 2 fighters. The AGB did not manage to gain any land on the militia, but as cold, wet weather started to set in, the AGB had another advantage. Waiting until night, 2 ABG members, Huxley Watson and Jacob Witherson, managed to sneak up on the sleeping militia and tear holes into their tents, thus exposing them to the harsh Maine weather. While that was successful, the retreat back was not. Jacob was the first death of the battle after he was caught attempting to steal some propane tanks. Because the militia now had no good way to protect themselves from getting wet, they became demoralized, and 1 of them left and returned to New York.

## Day 3

Day 3 was the most important day in the battle, as the AGB managed to break the siege. Even though 1 of the M1895's was broken, the other 2 provided enough firepower to sink both response boats, killing 5 and hurting the remaining 11 on the boats. As for the land, they managed to get 1 of the M1895's to turn around. Shooting at a nearby car, the explosion killed 2 and injured 1, as well as destroying many of the ammo the militia had. This action did not come at a loss, however, as Huxley was shot in the arm and a new member, Emma O'Kenzie, was capured and later killed by decapitation. Her head was found 5 days later on a spike in a nearby tree. The AGB managed to take back a 50 ft radius around Fort Cunt. and with help from an RMAF airstrike, they started to make the final push.

## Day 4

Day 4 marked the final day of the battle. With the AGB hot on their tail and afraid of being surrounded, the remaining 5 militiamen who were either not hurt or had minor injuries surrendered to the AGB at 3:40 PM EST. The 5 men were sent to a Mainerian prison to be later sent back to the USA. Altogether, 21 of the 24 militiamen were casualties, 9 of which were dead of MIA. the AGB only lost 3 fighters (1 died later due to injuries), and 2 hurt. It was a AGB victory not only against the militia and Union, but also in Maineria as it showed people these weren't hillbillies with guns, they were trained hillbillies with guns.

## Battle of Frye Island

### Combatants:

Aussie Gang Bushfighters(AGB), New York Militia (Union)

### Length

3 days

Due to the Battle of Frye Island, The Union would never attempt another attack on the AGB. This also ensured the people of EPCOT that they were safe as long as the AGB was there. membership to join The Aussie Gang increased by 300% in the weeks following the end of the battle. Fort Cunt would later be renamed "Fort Witherson" on April 29th, 2021 after Jacob Witherson for the commitment he made which provided a major changing point in the battle. The fort was not named after Emma O'Kenzie because women are gross and weird.