Kars vs Terrible Social Media

*Kars vs Terrible Social Media* is a story written by Cs2714260 about Kars fighting the Social Media horde. And yes. It's canon to The Waibando Wars.

## Tagline & Summary

### Summary

Kars minded his own business when a bunch of Social Media websites decided to fight him at his house. Now Kars has to fight for his dignity,intelligence & his house.

### Tagline

The horde of internet stupidity vs The Ultimate Life Form.

## The Story

Kars minded his own business, posting on Fandom making fun of Social Media, and having a good time. But without his knowledge. A toxic neckbeard spy from Discord was gaining knowledge & decided to start an all-out war.

“Yeah, boss?” the neckbeard said to his pokemon walkie-talkie. “I think it’s time to start a war with Kars.”

Suddenly all of the terrible & toxic social media came to Kars’ house & prepared for war.

Kars came out of his house & looked at the army of god-awful social media with disgust.

The first one up was Discord. They sent an army of bad Soviet Union memes & bans from the Discord mods to Kars. Kars just turned his arms into the wings & started flying, and did a kamikaze dive, killing Discord on impact.

Next up was Reddit. All other mods & admins started sending cringy posts & bans to Kars. Their power was the same as Discord so Kars did the same thing he did to Discord on Reddit except for this time. Kars hit Reddit so hard that it erased any trait of Reddit's existence. But Kars spared R/196 because they were cool.

Then Metaverse (The company that owns Instagram & Facebook) came along led by Mark Zuckerberg. They had a varied army consisting of Karens, boomers, & dumb Instagram influencers as well as robots.

Kars looked and disgust & said, “Oh s\*\*t not this god-awful company and their horrible mindless entertainment.”

The metaverse army got offended & charged mindlessly at Kars. But Kars turned his hands into squirrels that killed all of the metaverse in a bloody fashion in about 5 minutes.

Next up was surprising. It was VS Battles Wiki. The largest powerscaling Wiki in the history of powerscaling. They went to downplay Kars to 10-C & destroy every other VS Wiki in existence. Kars was extremely upset & grabbed the planet Jupiter & smashed all of them to death to prove Kars was not just building level.

Following VS Battles Wiki were the Admins of Debate Jungles. Who started sending false accusations of doxing & other nasty stuff to Kars. Their cringe started injuring Kars so Kars summoned a portal using his blood. And what came out was a small group of users from Jojo’s Bizzare Wiki led by Dictator RED & Linksonicmario. The small group obliterated The Debate Jungles admins with a Railgun & Red’s stand, Dictator Diamond.

After that. The group went back the way they came. Leaving Kars to fend off the remaining Social Media horde.

What came next was all of the NSFW websites led by Onlyfans. Kars was disgusted & used a massive Hamon blast that blew up all of the websites to a pool of flesh since all of them were vampires. He also destroyed all of those sus Jojo fan mangas for good measure.

Next up was another coalition. This time it was Wattpad teamed up with Fanfiction.net & archive of our own. They started sending horrible fanfictions at Kars, it was nothing. Kars destroyed all the toxic people of this coalition which was 90% percent of them.

Quora & Snapchat came next but died by Kars’ light blades before they even hit him.

Next up was 4chan. Who started sending many offensive contents to Kars followed by Pepe & MLP memes. Kars dodged all of the content & cut all of 4chan in half. Killing them instantly.

Then Tumblr came & started calling Kars a lot of “ists & phobes.” This did nothing to Kars so Kars just absorbs & eats all of them. They tasted like Vampires.

Next up was Twitter. Twitter was trying to attack Kars but they ended up fighting each other instead. Kars slowly kills & beats Twitter. Then Kars slices Elon Musk in half.

Then Deviantart came but they died of copuim before reaching Kars.

Last but not least of the Social Media horde was Tiktok. They started sending dances & Chinese military weapons to Kars. Kars was not affected by this & kills all of Tiktok using all of the previous attacks he used on the other social media’s. Then Kars flies his way to China & kills the Chinese military & government in one nanosecond & becomes the leader of China.

Eventually. Kars becomes a legend & is known as a hero for destroying cringe.

## Reception.

This had an extremely large positive reception. Mainly because Kars killed several toxic social media sites in the story.

Dictator RED called this a "Common cs W"

## Trivia

* Cs made it because he hates some Social Media with a passion. Mainly Tiktok
* This made some references to some other stuff like Jojo wiki & Elon Musk.
* Cs included the Debate Jungles admins & VSBW because he wanted to roast them.