The King Among Us: The Cry of the Wolf

* 9:08Hiddenlich\*The screen flashes to where the last episode ended from
* \*The werewolf awaits Sling King's response
* 9:09Sling KingSling King: Then, who are you?
* 9:10HiddenlichWerewolf: Van Helsing IV
* 9:10Sling KingSling King: Who?
* 9:10HiddenlichWerewolf: Van Helsing the Fourth.
* Werewolf: I'm the descendent of the one who killed Dracula.
* 9:11Finn168719Finn: Okay... I thought you were Timmy the Werewolf.
* 9:11HiddenlichWerewolf: It's a shameful name to bear... I am a pariah in the woods...
* Werewolf: I had to pretend I was him in order to avoid death
* Werewolf: I was digging in the bushes
* 9:12Sling KingThis is creepy af
* Watching someone's eye bleed
* 9:12Hiddenlich?
* 9:13Sling Kingnvm it's over
* 9:13HiddenlichWerewolf: I was searching for booze in your front yard.
* 9:14Sling KingSling King: Have all this booze, you wont even remember me.
* 9:14HiddenlichWerewolf: Why?
* Werewolf: Do you really want to spend your life as revenge?
* 9:15Sling KingSling King: Well, they are going to shoot me \*points to the 2 Securigodlies\*
* 9:16Finn168719Finn: Hurr durr I am count Chocula.
* 9:16HiddenlichSecurigodly: You gave us the gem. The punishment you will receive is a bill for breaking into-
* Gnik Gnils: IF HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT BY NOW, I DID IT!
* 9:16Sling KingSling King falls onto the floor
* 9:17HiddenlichGnik Gnils: SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST FINE ME NOW FOR BREAKING INTO YOUR VAULT AND WE WILL PART WITH OUR DIGNITY
* Securigodly: ...
* 9:17Finn168719Finn sees the Securegodlies
* 9:17HiddenlichSecurigodly: Screw it. I'm done with this job...
* Securigodly 2: What? Nour will kill you for leaving such an honorable-
* 9:18Finn168719Finn grabs a microphone and hides in the bushes
* 9:18HiddenlichSecurigodly: OFF!
* 9:18Sling KingSling King takes off the blindfold and stands up
* 9:18Finn168719Finn: \*in a mocking voice with a microphone\* Herro there! I am Count Chocula! And Nour is to be mocked for FUN!!!
* 9:18Hiddenlich\*Securigodly throws the sapphire gem at the second Securigodly and teleports away
* Securigodly 2: Fine...
* \*The second Securigodly leave
* \*Leaves
* Werewolf: I'm sorry for lying to you.
* 9:19Sling KingSling King: It's fine?
* 9:19Hiddenlich\*The werewolf places the gem on the floor mat
* Werewolf: I'm not worthy of this. NOT AT-
* ????: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!
* Werewolf: What?
* R-Kelly: Look out! It's that angry mother \*\*\*\*er from earlier!
* \*A white werewolf lands in the front yard
* 9:21Finn168719Finn pulls out the pistol, loaded with silver bullets
* 9:21Hiddenlich????: GET OUT HERE VAN!
* 9:22Finn168719Specifically a 9mm pistol
* 9:22Hiddenlich????: WE LIVE THIS CURSE TOGETHER!
* Werewolf: I'm returning the stone-
* ????: BLASPHEMY!
* 9:22Sling KingSling King starts sleeping
* 9:22Hiddenlich\*Jake gets up
* 9:22Finn168719Finn shows up
* Finn: Hey!
* 9:23HiddenlichJake: Uh... my head...
* 9:23Finn168719Finn: May I borrow the big blue philsopher stone? \*points at the Sapphire stone\*
* Finn: Will you Van Holheim?
* 9:23Hiddenlich\*The securigodlies took it away Finn
* 9:23Finn168719Oh
* 9:23Hiddenlich\*Do you mean the shapeshifting stone?
* 9:24Finn168719Yea
* 9:24HiddenlichWerewolf: Go ahead! It's not mine
* Werewolf: The owner is sleeping anyways
* 9:24Finn168719Finn: Who the hell are you anyways? \*looks at ????\*
* 9:25Hiddenlich????: Why do you want to know?
* ????: Oh wait, you are trying to distract me!
* \*???? charges through the door and tackles the Werewolf
* 9:25Sling KingSling King wakes up and goes downstairs
* 9:26Hiddenlich\*Jake follows him
* 9:26Finn168719Finn chokeholds ????
* 9:26HiddenlichJake: I always wake up to bullsh\*t, don't I?
* 9:26Finn168719Finn: I will just ride you like a bullrider
* 9:26Hiddenlich\*???? throws Finn off of him
* 9:26Finn168719Finn hits the wall and feels too painful to move
* 9:27Hiddenlich????: Fine... if you want to hide the truth like a coward, go ahead.
* 9:27TheEnderGamerAnother werewolf appears, named John
* John: Yo what you guys be doin' here?
* 9:27Hiddenlich????: The council has already deemed you exiled for-
* 9:27Finn168719Finn shoots ???? at the leg with the 9mm pistol
* 9:27Hiddenlich????: John?
* \*???? feels the impact in his leg
* 9:28Finn168719Finn: Not here to let you hurt Van Hohenheim.
* 9:28Hiddenlich????: Jooooooooo
* \*???? falls on the ground
* 9:28TheEnderGamerJohn rushes over to ????
* 9:28HiddenlichWerewolf: NO!
* 9:28Sling KingSling King picks up Booze
* 9:29Hiddenlich\*The werewolf looks at Finn with rage
* \*R-Kelly appears by Sling King
* R-Kelly: Hey Sling.
* 9:29Finn168719Finn: What.
* 9:30HiddenlichWerewolf: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOOT HIM!
* 9:30Finn168719Finn: Just doing my job jeesh.
* 9:30Hiddenlich\*The werewolf tries to pick the bullet out, but it is too deep
* 9:30Sling KingSling King: Hi.
* Sling King runs upstairs
* 9:31Finn168719The werewolf starts getting swarmed with multiple "Hi"s in his mind
* 9:31HiddenlichR-Kelly: \*To Jake\* You know, this life as a narrator isn't cutting out for me
* 9:31Finn168719Finn gets in the house
* 9:31HiddenlichWerewolf: John! Get help!
* ????: NO!
* 9:31TheEnderGamerJohn: Sure thing
* 9:31Hiddenlich????: I'M ALREADY DEAD JOHN!
* 9:32TheEnderGamerJohn: butttt you're talking
* 9:32Hiddenlich????: THE SILVER IS ALREADY RUNNING THROUGH MY BLOOD!
* 9:32Finn168719Silver is seen running on the bloodstream
* 9:32Hiddenlich????: THE MAGES CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT WASTE RESOURCES ON-
* 9:32Finn168719A werewolf named Barx shows up
* 9:32Hiddenlich\*???? inhales deeply
* 9:32Finn168719Barx: Eh, I sense a hedgehog running in your bloodstreams.
* 9:33Hiddenlich\*Barx sees ???? as he loses color in every part of his body
* \*Eventually, he fades from reality
* 9:33Sling KingSling King throws the booze bottle at ????
* 9:33Finn168719Barx starts grabbing a hammer and a sickle
* 9:33TheEnderGamerJohn: NOOOOOO
* 9:33Hiddenlich\*The booze hovers in the air where ????'s body was
* 9:34TheEnderGamerJohn to where ????'s body was and howls
* 9:34Finn168719Barx puts the hammer and a sickle together and then starts dancing around with it
* 9:34Hiddenlich\*Van Helsing IV howls in unison with John
* \*Van runs off into the woods in mourning
* Jake: Sling? Why are we being stalked by this narrator person?
* 9:36Finn168719Finn shows up
* Finn: Who's that narrator guy anyways.
* 9:36Hiddenlich\*But he was already here...
* 9:37Finn168719oh
* Major Hughes: I shall be the Narrator then.
* Finn: I guess he will try to talk excessively about how adorable his daughter Elicia is.
* 9:39Hiddenlich\*A few hours of narration, pointless conversation, sleeping, howling, and hovering booze later
* 9:40Finn168719\*And also involving the new narrator talking excessively about his daughter which everyone doesn't care about and also shoving pictures of his daughter to tell them how cute his daughter is into someone's face
* 9:43HiddenlichR-Kelly: I GET THE DAMN POINT! You have a beautiful daughter, it's your first born child, she's the best that ever happened in your life, I get it, I get it...
* 9:44Sling KingSling King is still messing around with the floating booze
* 9:45TheEnderGamerJohn is still howling
* 9:46Finn168719Finn peeks out of the window
* Finn: SHUT UP WITH YOUR HOWLING ALREADY!
* 9:46Sling KingSling King: It's bright out there.
* 9:47HiddenlichJake: Finn.
* Jake: Remember the whole Timmy situation?
* 9:48Finn168719Finn: Yea.
* 9:49Sling KingSling King: Better not go outside
* 9:49HiddenlichJake: Should we tell Maki about this whole situation?
* Jake: Or would that just be a bad thing to do?
* 9:50Finn168719Finn: Think so.
* 9:50HiddenlichJake: So is that a yes? Or no?
* 9:51Sling KingSling King: DON'T GO OUTSIDE!
* 9:51HiddenlichJake: Why?
* 9:51Sling KingSling King: It's burning out there, everything to keep you ventilated will melt away.
* 9:51Finn168719Finn: As in both.
* 9:52HiddenlichJake: So? A hot day has never killed me
* 9:52TheEnderGamerJohn looks at Finn
* John: YOU KILLEDDD HIMMMM
* John charges at Finn
* John: DIE
* 9:52HiddenlichJake: I'm not participating in this bullshit...
* 9:52Finn168719Finn shoots John at the eye
* 9:52HiddenlichJake: !
* 9:52TheEnderGamerJohn: OW MY EYE
* 9:52HiddenlichJake: FINN!
* 9:52Finn168719It appears that the bullet is made out of gold instead
* 9:52TheEnderGamerJohn manages to scratch Finn across the forehead
* 9:53Finn168719Finn's forehead suffers some bleeding
* 9:53Sling KingSling King: No, but you will get a heat stroke
* 9:53Finn168719Finn grabs a doggy bone
* 9:53HiddenlichJake: Okay, fair point
* 9:53Finn168719Finn: Hey, How about we play catch!
* 9:53Sling KingSling King: Outside? Really?
* 9:53Hiddenlich\*Jake gets ready
* \*He thinks Finn is talking to him
* 9:54Finn168719Finn shoots the werewolf multiple times by the forehead
* 9:54TheEnderGamerwhich one?
* the normal one?
* 9:54Finn168719The normal one
* 9:54TheEnderGamerok
* 9:54HiddenlichJake: ...
* 9:54TheEnderGamerJohn sees the bone and sits down, panting
* 9:55HiddenlichJake: Oh I see what you are doing...
* 9:55Sling KingSling King: Look at this
* 9:55Finn168719Finn sees the lava moat
* from the backyard
* 9:55Sling KingSling King takes a piece of paper
* 9:56Finn168719Finn throws it at the moat, causing John to run towards at the moat and dives in it
* 9:56Sling KingSling King shoves his hand with paper out the window and then the paper burns
* 9:56Finn168719burning him alive in process
* Finn wraps a bandage on his forehead
* 9:57Sling KingSling King: See! It burns like mad crazy
* 9:57TheEnderGamerJohn: \*as he dies\* HIS NAME ISSSSSS \*head goes underneath lava\*
* 9:57Finn168719Finn: Heheheh/
* Finn: Man, they really are dumb since they jumped towards a lava moat.
* 9:58Hiddenlich\*Finn loses karma
* 9:58Finn168719Finn: Karma system?
* 9:58HiddenlichJake: This day is getting better and better...
* 9:58Sling KingA mask falls on Finn
* 9:58Finn168719Finn: What the?
* Finn inspects the mask
* 9:58Sling KingSling King: Don't touch that!
* 9:58Finn168719Just by looking at it
* 9:58Sling KingSling King: It has a spider in it
* Sling King: Don't wake it up
* 9:59HiddenlichJake: A spider? Are we five?
* 9:59Finn168719Finn: Just like not trying to wake Cthulhu up?
* 9:59Hiddenlich\*Jake heads over to the mask
* 9:59Sling KingSling King: It's a poison spider
* 9:59HiddenlichJake: Oh... GEAHHHHH!!!
* 9:59Sling KingSling King: It's coated in venom.
* 9:59Finn168719Finn: Maybe shoot the mask out of the window.
* 9:59Hiddenlich\*Jake runs back to the other side of the room
* 9:59Finn168719Finn: With a Gravity gun.
* 9:59TheEnderGamerSpider: \*\*\*\* off
* 9:59Sling KingSling King: No, i know how to deal with this
* 9:59HiddenlichJake: WE NEED TO QUARANTINE THIS!
* 10:00Finn168719Finn grabs a gravity gun and grabs the spider telepathically with the gun
* 10:00Sling KingSling King shoots the spider with a Uzi
* Sling King: Throw it out the window to burn.
* 10:00Finn168719Finn shoots the spider out of the window
* 10:00Hiddenlich\*It becomes an Enderman
* 10:01Finn168719And then the Enderman starts transforming into the Dark One
* 10:01Sling KingSling King shoots The Dark One
* Sling King: F\*\*\* off!
* 10:03Finn168719The Dark One teleports out of the window
* 10:04HiddenlichJake: We should go now before it gets even hotter!
* 10:04Sling KingSling King: It's fully ventilated in here
* 10:04HiddenlichJake: But the forest will give us shade when we go to Underwood!
* Jake: AND UNDERWOOD IS UNDERGROUND
* 10:04Finn168719Finn: Underwood...
* 10:05TheEnderGamerwait endermen
* 10:05Finn168719The dark one was seen, standing on the shade
* 10:05HiddenlichJake: I'm going. Finn, you can stay here if you want too
* \*To
* 10:06Finn168719Finn: Just going.
* 10:06Sling KingSling King: Whatever, go if you want to.
* Sling King: I will just stay downstairs and drink all this strange beer
* 10:06Hiddenlich\*Gnik Gnils is modding Super Mario 3 on his desktop
* 10:06Finn168719Finn: And why am I still wearing Kamina's glasses and cape?
* Finn: Oh wait, I was his successor.
* 10:06HiddenlichJake: Use the cape as shade!
* 10:06Finn168719Finn: Okay.
* Finn sees some Norish soldiers complaining that they are always near Sling's house
* At the Tree shade
* 10:07TheEnderGamerHe sees a youtube video of one mod called "Super Dongio 3"
* 10:08Finn168719Finn: Wait, I can use my demon blood katana to shield myself from the harmful heat.
* 10:08Sling KingSling King goes outside
* 10:08HiddenlichJake squirms into the shade
* 10:08Sling KingSling King shoots the Norish Soldiers with a Nuclear Rifle
* 10:08Finn168719Finn grabs the Demon Blood Katana and jumps out the window, but he isn't unaffected by the heat
* affected\*
* 10:09Hiddenlich\*Each soldier explodes into heat and radiation
* 10:09Sling KingSling King: Ha.
* 10:09Finn168719Finn: Eh.
* 10:10Sling KingSling King starts mirroring the heat to the trees
* 10:10Hiddenlich\*Some of the leaves shrivel up
* \*Jake and Finn approach a cave opening in the east side of the forest
* Jake: There is going to be a long drop up ahead, but don't worry. There are invisible piles of feathers
* 10:13Sling KingSling King follows
* Sling King burns here
* Sling King: It burns in here\*
* Be right back
* 10:15Finn168719ok
* Finn starts grinning like this guy here http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/19672bfe5fe2c8c1a3fb2b03e9a77408/http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n635/Colnel\_Crapshot/kamina\_hd\_post\_zps99c922b0.jpg
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 10:16Finn168719Finn: This is going to be fun getting down there.
* 10:16Hiddenlich\*Jake approaches the hole from inside the cave
* 10:16Finn168719Finn follows
* 10:16Hiddenlich\*There seems to be a solid bottom
* Jake: That's the portal
* Jake: Once we hit it, we will land in the feathers
* 10:17Finn168719Finn: Alright.
* 10:17Hiddenlich\*The Ender Gods bless the group with Zoidberg of the Woods
* \*Zoidberg of the Woods is spawned by the two
* Jake: Cool! A third musketeer!
* 10:19Finn168719Finn: Okay.
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 10:19Finn168719Finn: The Three Musketeers!
* 10:19Hiddenlich\*Jake stretches out his limbs
* 10:19TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Huh?
* 10:20HiddenlichJake: Hello!
* 10:20Finn168719Finn: Hello there.
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 10:22HiddenlichJake: We are going to be entering the Underwood
* \*Jake jumps down the hole
* 10:22Finn168719Finn also jumps down the hole
* 10:23TheEnderGamerZoidberg: uh... hell?
* 10:24HiddenlichJake: WE WILL LAND IN A PILE OF FEATH-
* \*Jake enters the portal
* 10:24TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Okay, whatever you say
* Zoidberg jumps down the hole
* 10:25Finn168719Jake sees the Petrikov Vodka commercial
* gtg bed
* 10:25Hiddenlich\*Zoidberg, Jake, and Finn land in feathers
* 10:25Finn168719bye
* 10:25Hiddenlich
* Finn168719 has left the chat.
* 10:28Hiddenlich\*There is a window view into the underground city of Underwood
* Jake: God... it's been a while since I was last down here
* 10:30TheEnderGamerZoidberg: This place looks... intresting.
* 10:32HiddenlichJake: Let's go in
* 10:34TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Alright
* 10:35Hiddenlich\*Jake and Zoidberg exit the feather fall and enter the city
* \*Many of the buildings are either gigantic carved out stalactites or gigantic carved out stalagmites
* 10:36TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Wow...
* 10:36Hiddenlich\*There are also wooden lodges, tree homes, and wall houses