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The Great Vincent

The fourth episode in the series, as well as one of the episode that had both the least and most time put into it. How is that possible? We'll never know. Of course this page is written by Zailen cause he's the only one who talks like this. Curran would talk more professionally as if it was a wiki page because he's smart.

## Cast

* Requise Johnson
* Wil
* Professor E. Gadd
* Vincent Van Gore

## Story

Requise and Wil, being the delinquents they are; stop by a random mansion in the middle of nowhere to mess around and have fun. Being as completely wrong as they were, they come across Professor E. Gadd, who's Mansion is being tooken over by Vincent Van Gore. Requise goes into the basement, looking for the ghost. He finds him, Vincent Van Gore is ready to fight and flies at Requise. But Requise, being the "Your Not Shit" person he is; defeats Vincent in a single kick. Van Gore is put into a painting and shipped off to Industry 14.

## Trivia

* it was fucking impossible to make this episode because I (Zailen) had to keep texting my girlfriend, talk to whoever wanted to talk on Steam, was watching a video on my Nintendo Switch, and eating. It was fun though. See
The Battle for the End

Death of PrimalForceX

The Raid was Started because PrimalForceX decided to attack the Ender Dragon without Alerting the rest of the World. He also raided the End City and took the Dragon Egg.

## Before the Battle

PrimalForceX commits a war crime on the 4th of January 2020, when he suddenly defeated the Ender Dragon and raided the End City. Derailious, MasturBlade, PoggersGabe, and Enter\_Code decided to go find and kill PrimalForceX.

## The Battle

The Alliance of Derailious, MasturBlade, PoggersGabe, and Enter\_Code found the End portal under the ocean near Madagascar. they discovered that PrimalForceX cheated his way to the portal. They found him plotting with the Endermen but the alliance stop it. Primal teleported away to a safe destination and combat logged to not have to fight the alliance.

## The Final Assualt

Derailious who was the most pissed off about the PrimalForcesX Raid went to kill Primal and took his stuff. He also killed his animals and dogs because they were spawns of Satan. Since then PrimalForcesX has been put into Server Prison for Life
Supplement Dice

Supplement Dice is a dice that can be obtained through the king's legacy, legendary chest or king's birth. You have a guaranteed chance of obtaining a supplement dice when opening a healing chest.

The Supplement Dice is able to increase a dice's dot count by one. This is provided that both the supplement dice and the dice you want to upgrade have the same dot count. The upgraded dice does not change and remains the same. The supplement dice is destroyed upon use.

### Description:

Can be merged with any dice with the same dot count to increase the target's dot count.

### Stats

Basic Damage:10

Attack Speed: 1.5s

Target:Front

Critical Damage:370%

### Class Up

Basic Damage +10

Critical Damage +4%
1630 National Trivia Day

## OVERVIEW

* Front
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## Card and Set Information

This card is part of the Daily Disney set. The set comes with 31 Uncommon cards, with each card available for 24 hours only beginning daily at 8:00 AM ET and concluding the following day at 8:00 AM ET.
This card has a collection score of 2.
## How to Get this Card

This card is **SOLD OUT**.
The National Trivia Day card was available in the Central Store from January 4, 2020 8:00 AM ET to January 5, 2020 8:00 AM ET.

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## Character

KnowsMore is a supporting character in Disney's 2018 animated feature film, Ralph Breaks the Internet. He is a know-it-all netizen that powers a search engine of the same name.
1631 National Screenwriters Day

## OVERVIEW

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## Card and Set Information

This card is part of the Daily Disney set. The set comes with 31 Uncommon cards, with each card available for 24 hours only beginning daily at 8:00 AM ET and concluding the following day at 8:00 AM ET.
This card has a collection score of 2.
## How to Get this Card

This card is **SOLD OUT**.
The National Screenwriters Day card was available in the Central Store from January 5, 2020 8:00 AM ET to January 6, 2020 8:00 AM ET.

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## Characters

Mickey Mouse is an animated character created by Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks in 1928. He is an anthropomorphic mouse characterized as a cheerful optimist with an adventurous and mischievous streak.
Pete (commonly known as Peg-Leg Pete) is a villainous anthropomorphic cat created by Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks. He is the arch-nemesis of Mickey Mouse, normally characterized as a brutish criminal with an affinity for smoking, money, and power. Pete first appeared in Disney's early cartoon series the Alice Comedies in 1925, three years before the first appearance of Mickey, which makes him Disney's oldest recurring character and the first villain to be conceived by the studio.
Special Classes

Here is all classes you have to get my urself

1. **Phantom:**Obitian by beat **Phantom** in Boss fight
2. **Wind Dancer:** Not in game
3. **Gladiator:** Event (over)
4. **Frost:** Event (now)
5. **Jester:** Event (over)
6. **Bunny:** Easter 2020 (i hope)
7. **Cowboy:** Event (over)
8. **Leviathan:** Not in game
9. **Turkey:** Thankgiving 2020
10. **Snowman:** Winter 2020
11. **Santa:** Winter 2020
12. **Pumkin:** Halloween 2020 (not in game)
1632 National Technology Day

## OVERVIEW

* Front
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## Card and Set Information

This card is part of the Daily Disney set. The set comes with 31 Uncommon cards, with each card available for 24 hours only beginning daily at 8:00 AM ET and concluding the following day at 8:00 AM ET.
This card has a collection score of 2.
## How to Get this Card

This card is **SOLD OUT**.
The National Technology Day card was available in the Central Store from January 6, 2020 8:00 AM ET to January 7, 2020 8:00 AM ET.

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## Characters

Mickey Mouse is an animated character created by Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks in 1928. He is an anthropomorphic mouse characterized as a cheerful optimist with an adventurous and mischievous streak.
Avon Hertz

Avon Hertz is the first antagonist to show up in The Master Plan Series. He wasn't the first ever character to be a villain though. The first major villain was Haley. Though that entire story hasn't been shown in the videos, only mentioned. Avon Hertz' first appearance was in the Prologue. Where he intrudes Industry 14 and steals all their supplies.

## Prologue

In the prologue. Avon Hertz shows up to steal Agent 14's crates of drugs and weapons. Though the intentions for this are unknown. Avon most likely doesn't get along with Agent 14 as a reference to The Doomsday Heist from GTA V where he originated from. He's chased down by Phantom and Cobra to his plane where he stores all the stolen goods. He has two minions named OneEyedGangster and Doom. They aren't very intelligent as Avon currently is though. At the end of the prologue, Avon is presumably dead as he and his minions are thrown out of the plane and die from a height.

## Trivia

• Agent 14 and Avon never interact but their interactions from the Doomsday Heist seem to be canon in this universe as they do know each other.

• Cobra thinks Avon is the best villain he's ever encountered.
Show 2

Dressed as a mailman, Boneapart is terrorized by dogs

**Show 2** (aka **"*Population Party*"**) is the second episode of Groovie Goolies.

## Outline

Wolfie runs amok in the Wolf Wagon; Frankie attempts to train Rover, his pet dinosaur; Bella tries to solve Boneapart's dog problems; Ratso and Batso scheme to swipe Hagatha's pie.

## Songs

* One, Two, Three - The Groovie Goolies
* The First Annual Semi-Formal Combination Celebration Meet-The-Monster Population Party - The Bare Bones Band

## Segments

* **Welcome to Horrible Hall**
* **Machine Gun Gags**
* **Drac's Tour of Horrible Hall** - Drac takes viewers on a tour of the castle.
* **Wolfie's Wolf Wagon** - Wolfie takes Frankie for a ride around Horrible Hall, and winds up annoying Drac, Hagatha, Bella, and Mummy.
* **Frankie's Pet-Training Lesson** - Frankie tries to train Rover, but complications arise when the dinosaur decides to bury one of Boneapart's appendages.
* **Weird Windows Time**
* **The** **Mummy's Wrap-Up** - An archeologist finds the tomb of King Tut-Tut Shame-Shame; The Abominable Snowman helps to set a world's record.
* **Tell it to Bella** - Boneapart is frustrated that dogs want to devour his bones, so Bella suggests he puts on some clothes to disguise them. Unfortunately, she suits him in a mailman's uniform.
* **Hagatha's Pie** - Ratso and Batso employ Rover's unique skills when they attempt to steal Hagatha's Toadstool Cream Pie.

## Notes

* First appearance of Orville, Broomhilda, The Abominable Snowman,
* Both of the French "*Les Croque Monstres*" storybooks were largely adapted from this episode. No. 1 includes moments from *Drac's Tour of Horrible Hall*, *Wolfie's Wolf Wagon*, *Frankie's Pet-Training Lesson*, *Weird Windows Time*, *The Mummy's Wrap-Up* and *Tell it to Bella*. No. 2 includes more *Weird Windows Time* segments and *Hagatha's Pie*.

## Releases

* The Saturday Mourning Collection
* The Frightfully Funny Collection, Vol. 1
* Mis Queridos Monstruos
* Groovie Goolies: The Complete Series
The Haunted Heist

**The Haunted Heist** is a short that was featured in *Daffy Duck and Porky Pig Meet the Groovie Goolies.* It's most notable for having a brief live-action sequence set in Mad Mirror Land.

## Background

It's unclear exactly how and when this originated. In an article published in a 1970 edition of "Cashbox" just prior to the show's premiere, they discussed the live-action music sequences in Filmation's *The Hardy Boys* and noted that "the Goolies will be live all the way." Dick Monda (Drac), Ed Fournier (Frankie), and Jeffrey Thomas (Wolfie), are the same guys who appeared on the jacket of the 1970 LP (and at least two of them actually provided the show's music), so it's probable that it was shot during the show's original production for CBS. However, the title card on the stand-alone version is dated 1975, which is when the show was airing in reruns on ABC.

## Plot

In the stand-alone version, the Goolies are preparing for a rehearsal, but Wolfie can't find his guitar anywhere. Suddenly, Frankie notices Hauntleroy walking around with the guitar slung over his shoulder. Drac demands the youngster to return it, but Hauntleroy instead hops through the mirror and becomes a live-action character (portrayed by musician Emory Gordy Jr.). "*Man, the little brat's run away to Mad Mirror Land!*" exclaims Wolfie.

The monster trio follows Hauntleroy through the mirror and is magically transformed into live-action characters. Hauntleroy jumps into a tiny car, and the Goolies board a set of invisible wheels to follow via a stop-motion sequence. Hauntleroy throws out a piece of gum, which sticks to Drac and causes a three-Goolie-pileup. Hauntleroy runs into a barn and jumps on a horse, with the monstrous adults following behind on invisible steeds.

The Goolies are thrown into a puddle by their unseen horses, and then Frankie smashes his fist against the ground, which causes the earth to shake and Hauntleroy to accidentally throw the guitar back at Wolfie. The trio then (sort of) perform *Little Texas Goolie* during a montage featuring a visual stop-motion extravaganza.

   Eventually, the trio winds up sneezing, which pushes everyone back through the mirror. Once inside Horrible Hall, Hauntleroy slides all the way out of a window and lands in the moat, where he faces the wrath of a dragon.

### Daffy Duck Version

The version in the Daffy Duck movie runs a little shorter and is edited slightly differently. There's a cutaway to Foghorn Leghorn, Sylvester and Pepe LePew watching the action unfold from the animated side of the mirror, as well as a variety of random cutaways to a pasture full of cows.

Although the Goolies appear to be playing music at one point, no music is audible.

The clip ends with the Goolies going back through the mirror and doing a Scooby-Doo unmasking Hauntleroy, who is actually The Phantom of the Flickers.
The Running Stones

**The Running Stones** (aka ***The Rolling Rocks***) are a merry band of pet rocks that were included in early production materials when the show was still known as "*The Kookie Spookies*." They were ultimately dropped in favor of The Rolling Headstones.

Although they didn't appear in the show, they surfaced in various coloring books. In the American coloring book, Hagatha is rudely awakened by the noisy Stones in the middle of the night, so she uses magic to rid herself of these pests.
Kings and Queens

Kings and Queens is the final song from the final episode of the show, performed by The Barebones Band.

## Lyrics

Kings and queens, knights on white horses,

All these things mean nothing to me!

Kings and queens, living in castles

Could never be as happy as me.

For as long as I can remember,

I’ve thought about kings and queens.

And all those stories of romance,

Well, it doesn’t mean a thing!

Kings and queens, knights on white horses,

All these things mean nothing to me!

Kings and queens, living in castles

Could never be as happy as me.

I’ll never be a rich man

And rule a country too.

But I’ve got much more going

As long as I’ve got you!

Kings and queens, knights on white horses,

All these things mean nothing to me!

Kings and queens, living in castles

Could never be as happy as me.

Everyone has dreams of being royalty,

But I feel like a king when you are near to me!

Kings and queens, knights on white horses,

All these things mean nothing to me!

Kings and queens, living in castles

Could never be as happy as me.

## Video

The music video features the lead singer of The Bare Bones Band wandering through a fantasy kingdom. Meanwhile, Bella and Wolfie portray the royal family.
The Groovie Goolies Wiki

**Welcome to the The Groovie Goolies Wiki!**

The Groovie Goolies are a gang of monsters who dwell in Horrible Hall, routinely pulling pranks and breaking into song. Created as a companion to "*Sabrina the Teenage Witch*" and "*The Archie Show*," Filmation only produced 16 episodes and one TV special, but they continued to be rerun around the world for the next 20 years.
Weird Windows Time

**Weird Windows Time** is a regular segment in The Groovie Goolies Show. Similar to the opening Machine Gun Gags, it's just a series of jokes told amongst the various characters, who pop out of doors and windows to address one another. It was based on a segment from the popular comedy series "Laugh-In," which series creator Jack Mendelsohn also wrote for.
Monsters on Parade

**Monsters on Parade** is a song performed by The Spirits of 76 in Show 4.

## Lyrics

Come and see the monsters on parade!

Come and see it all, you’ll be amazed!

They’re marching side-by-side,

So please don’t try to hide!

Just come and see the monsters on parade!

Over there’s a fire-breathing dragon,

He works part-time at the hot dog wagon.

Listen closely and you’ll hear

The screaming banshees give a cheer!

Come and see!

Come and see!

Come and see the monsters on parade!

Come and see!

Come and see!

Come and see the monsters on parade!

Flying up above, you’ll see some witches,

And over there, you’ll find a bunch of ghouls.

There were some ghosts but you can’t see them.

Unless, of course, they want you to!

Come and see!

Come and see!

Come and see the monsters on parade!

Come and see!

Come and see!

Come and see the monsters on parade!

Come and see!

Come and see!

Come and see the monsters on parade!

Come and see!

Come and see!

Come and see the monsters on parade!

## Video

In the music video, Batso and Ratso march through Horrible Hall playing a beaten Sousaphone. Although their relatives initially try to deter the youngsters, everyone eventually joins the parade.
Show 3

The Big Green Meanie loses his plants.

**Show 3** (aka "***Lights Out*"**) is the third episode of Groovie Goolies.

## Outline

The monsters attempt to recapture Drac's great-uncle; Drac gets a physical; Tiny tries to get people to stop pelting him with shoes; Hagatha enchants her cookie jar; Frankie helps Drac exercise.

## Songs

* Cling-Clang - The Groovie Goolies
* Lights Out - The Rolling Headstones

## Segments

* **Welcome to Horrible Hall**- The window moves to the right.
* **Machine Gun Gags**
* **The Horrible Hall of Shame** - When Drac takes Frankie and Wolfie on a tour of the Hall of Shame, Frankie accidentally releases Drac's Great Uncle Vascula, who they proceed to chase all around the grounds.
* **Drac's Checkup** - Dr. Jekyll and Hyde give Drac a physical, but they come so preoccupiedly fighting with one another that they can't give a diagnosis.
* **Cling Clang** - Frankie delivers a box to Drac that contains a noisy, mystical music box.
* **Weird Windows Time** -
* **Tell it to Bella** - Dreaming of stardom, Tiny seeks advice from Bella.
* **Hagatha's Cookies** - When Hauntleroy discovers Hagatha has enchanted her cookie jar in an attempt to catch pilferers, he decides to set up Batso and Ratso, but his plan backfires.
* **Muscle-eum** - Drac asks Frankie to help him get in shape, but Frankie's workout routines prove to be too rigorous for the vampire.
* **Lights Out** - The Goolies goof around when the sun goes down.

## Notes

* The first appearances of The Big Green Meanie and Salem.
* This is the first time that Tiny Tomb sings "*Slip Slop Through the Swamp Weeds*," a takeoff of Tiny Tim's hit "*Tiptoe Through the Tulips*."
The First Annual, Semi-Formal, Combination Celebration, Meet the Monster Population Party

***The First Annual, Semi-Formal, Combination Celebration, Meet the Monster Population Party*** is a song performed by The Barebones Band in Show 2.

It was copyrighted under the title "***Monster Party***" and is known as "***Population Party***" on DVD releases. The version on the LP includes an additional refrain of the chorus.

## Lyrics

You sit in your room in a world full of gloom

Just wondering what you’re gonna do.

You’re all alone when you’re staying at home,

It’s no wonder that you’re feeling blue.

Here comes the postman, he’s really the most, man!

Looks like he’s got a letter for you.

Don’t get excited but you’ve been invited to the

First annual, semi-formal, combination celebration,

Meet the monster population party!

Oh boy, a party!

Don’t you just love a party?

Oh boy, a party!

I’m gonna see you there!

You want to look pretty so go to the city

And get yourself something to wear.

Grab a tuxedo, it really looks neato!

Now, you’d better get to work on your hair.

Brush it and comb it and scrub it and hope it

Will still look good when you get there.

Will they be surprised when they see you’ve arrived

At the first annual, semi-formal, combination celebration,

Meet the monster population party!

Oh boy, a party!

Don’t you just love a party?

Oh boy, a party!

I’m gonna see you there!

Everyone’s laughing and so much is happening,

You hardly know where to begin.

When way across the room standing next to a broom

Is the prettiest you’ve ever seen.

You say hello, and the next thing you know,

You’re really having such a good time.

Flying around ten feet off of the ground

On a broom that is sprinkled in sunshine!

[Album Version Only]

Oh boy, a party!

Don’t you just love a party?

Oh boy, a party!

I’m gonna see you there!

Before you know it, the party is over.

It’s really sad that you have to leave!

But you won’t forget, aw, the night that you met

At the first annual, semi-formal, combination celebration,

Meet the monster population party!

Oh boy, a party!

Don’t you just love a party?

Oh boy, a party!

I’m gonna see you there!

## Video

The music video features the frontman of The Bare Bones Band preparing to attend the ridiculously-titled party, where he immediately becomes smitten with Hagatha.
We Go So Good Together

We Go So Good Together is a song that appeared on the Groovie Goolies album but was never featured in the show. The song was covered by namesake band Groovie Ghoulies on their album "Flying Saucer Rock-N-Roll."

## Lyrics

Ahhh, we go so good together!

Ahhh, we go so good together!

Have you ever met someone

Who got right to your heart?

That’s the way she got to me,

Right from the start.

It started off quite simply,

Just a small hello.

But I felt so groovy that

I’ll never let her go!

Ahhh, we go so good together!

Ahhh, we go so good together!

Did you ever feel so good

To have someone by your side?

Such a groovy feelin, yeah,

Havin’ held me bride.

We’re a pair of matching bookends,

Another Adam and Eve,

Living in a Garden of Eden,

And we’ll never leave!

She makes me feel so happy!

Oooh, what she’s doing to me!

We go so good together,

And that makes it oh-so groovy!

Ahhh, we go so good together!

Ahhh, we go so good together!
Listen for the Bells

**Listen for the Bells (Goolie Get-Together)** is a song performed by The Spirits of 76 in Show 13.

## Lyrics

Listen for the bells!

Listen for the bells!

Late at night

When everyone is sleeping,

That is when

The monsters come a-creeping.

Listen and you’ll hear

The bells ringing clear,

Calling all the ghouls from far and near.

Listen!

Everybody shout!

Let the bells ring out!

It’s time for the goolies get-together!

Everybody shout!

Let the bells ring out!

It’s time for the goolies get-together!

Listen for the bells!

Listen for the bells!

So beware

And don’t you stay out late now.

But don’t be scared,

They’ve only come to play now.

Listen and you’ll hear

The bells ringing clear.

Strange!

No one’s used them in years!

Everybody shout!

Let the bells ring out!

It’s time for the goolies get-together!

Everybody shout!

Let the bells ring out!

It’s time for the goolies get-together!

## Video

The music video features the Goolies listening for the bells and ultimately following The Spirits of '76 on another parade through the castle.

There is a brief cameo by animated versions of the show's crew members, who walk through Horrible Hall and freak out Frankie.
One, Two, Three

***One, Two, Three*** (copyrighted as "***1, 2, 3***") is a song performed by The Groovie Goolies in Show 2. The song was released on the band's self-titled album, and it was rerecorded for the Czechloslyvakian album.

## Lyrics

One, two, three!

There’s a game that you all know

And it’s called hide-and-seek.

But never play with ghouls and ghosts

Because they always peek!

They walk through doors, come up through floors

And always find you out.

To let you see just what I mean,

Just listen to them count.

Oh, 1-2-3!

You can’t hide from me!

1-2-3!

Just you wait and see!

1-2-3!

You can’t hide from me!

No matter what you do, I’m gonna find you!

They get help from other ghosts,

Ones that you can’t see.

They’ll sit back and point you out,

You know how ghosts can be.

They can make you laugh or scream

Just when you don’t want to.

They’ll make you slip, and make you trip

And pretty soon they’ve got you!

Oh, 1-2-3!

You can’t hide from me!

1-2-3!

Just you wait and see!

1-2-3!

You can’t hide from me!

No matter what you do, I’m gonna find you!

## Video

In the music video, Frankie, Drac, and Wolfie are menaced by ghosts.
Monster Cook Book

## Monster Cookbook

### Release

None

**Monster Cook Book** is a song performed by The Groovie Goolies in Show 1.

## Lyrics

If you’re hungry and you’d like something to eat,

There’s a dish for you that can’t be beat!

You’ll find it there right among all the other treats!

Just take a look

(Just take a look!)

In the monster cookbook!

Just take a look

(Just take a look!)

In the monster cookbook!

The greatest recipes can be yours for free

If you just look

(If you just look)

In the monster cookbook

Their chocolate meatballs are the best!

And their marshmallow tacos will impress!

And you should try their peanut butter steak!

And for dessert, a chicken-stuffed upside-down cake!

Just take a look

(Just take a look!)

In the monster cookbook!

Just take a look

(Just take a look!)

In the monster cookbook!

The greatest recipes can be yours for free

If you just look

(If you just look)

In the monster cookbook

A licorice pizza is a gas,

Topped with mustard, grapes and sassafras!

And for you connoisseurs, how about some quail,

Stuffed with wriggly worms and garden-fresh snails!

Just take a look

(Just take a look!)

In the monster cookbook!

Just take a look

(Just take a look!)

In the monster cookbook!

The greatest recipes can be yours for free

If you just look

(If you just look)

In the monster cookbook

## Video

The music video depicts Frankie getting up for a midnight snack.
Frankie (Song)

**Frankie** is a song performed by The Groovie Goolies in Show 7. A slightly longer edit appears on the LP.

## Lyrics

Here’s a story about a guy, his name is Frankie,

And everywhere he goes he drives the girls insane!

He’s real good looking, kind of tall and lanky,

And the chicks faint dead away at the drop of his name!

Oh, Frankie!

Oh, Frankie!

We all love ya,

Yeah we really do!

Oh, Frankie!

Oh, Frankie!

Frankie, we love you!

You should see his clothes, they’re really in!

Now, who’d ever thought of pants made of tiger skin?

And with his zebra vest and his alligator shoes,

You know our boy Frank is front page news!

Oh, Frankie!

Oh, Frankie!

We all love ya,

Yeah we really do!

Oh, Frankie!

Oh, Frankie!

Frankie, we love you!

He’s got personality and a winning smile

And when he walks in the room, you know, he’s got style!

Frankie is a friend to everyone.

Man or beast and even skeleton!

Oh, Frankie!

Oh, Frankie!

We all love ya,

Yeah we really do!

Oh, Frankie!

Oh, Frankie!

Frankie, we love you!

## Video

The music video features Frankie behaving like the cock of the walk as various animals plot revenge for his inhumane attire.
Gool School

***Gool School*** (aka ***Ghoul School***) is a song performed by The Groovie Goolies in Show 11.

## Lyrics

At Gool School,

All the ghosts are present!

At Gool School,

All the monsters are here!

At Gool School,

You’ll learn witch’s brew!

At Gool School,

You’ll take Scaring 1 and 2!

Come on, everybody, don’t be late,

It’s time to go right now.

Don’t waste time and don’t forget your lunch.

Hurry, so you can learn how!

Bring your can of dirty tricks

But don’t remove the lid.

Learn how to be scary

Like the boogeyman did!

At Gool School,

All the ghosts are present!

At Gool School,

All the monsters are here!

At Gool School,

You’ll learn witch’s brew!

At Gool School,

You’ll take Scaring 1 and 2!

Tell me, all you monsters,

What did you learn today?

To make loud noises?

To yell and screech?

Another word to say?

Everybody stand up, stamp your feet,

Wave your arms and yell!

That’s enough! Cuz school is over!

I just heard the bell!

At Gool School,

All the ghosts are present!

At Gool School,

All the monsters are here!

At Gool School,

You’ll learn witch’s brew!

At Gool School,

You’ll take Scaring 1 and 2!

## Video

The music video features Drac taking Batso, Ratso, and Hauntleroy to the Little Red Goolhouse.
Where You Going, Little Ghoul?

**Where You Going, Little Ghoul?** is a song performed by The Mummies and the Puppies in Show 10.

## Lyrics

Where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

Where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

I’m off to see my mother

And I wish to see no other!

Where you going, little ghoul?

Walking through the forest late at night,

Something that isn’t always right.

You never know what you might meet

And what will you do when he begins to speak?

Where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

Where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

I’m off to see my mother

And I wish to see no other!

Where you going, little ghoul?

Look at the darkness all around,

You can hardly see the ground!

You feel a million eyes are watching you

When suddenly you hear someone talking to you!

Where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

Where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

I’m off to see my mother

And I wish to see no other!

Where you going, little ghoul?

What’s in the bag, little ghoul?

(In the bag!)

Hey, what’cha got in the bag, little ghoul?

(In the bag!)

There’s cake and there’s cookies

But that’s for mother’s party.

I also got a great big book

Of how to use karate!

Where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

Hey, where you going, little ghoul?

(Where you going?)

Don’t be mean to me!

That’s how I’m supposed to be!

Where you going, little ghoul?

Please, come back, little ghoul!

I’m scared!

## Video

The music video finds Drac playing The Big Bad Wolf to Missy's Little Red Riding Hood.
Darlin' Darlin'

***Darlin' Darlin'*** is a song performed by The Groovie Goolies in Show 16.

## Lyrics

Darlin’, darlin’, please believe me!

Don’t you know I’d cry if you ever leave me?

Oh darlin’, darlin’, please believe me!

Don’t you know I’d cry if you ever leave me?

It wasn’t long ago

I could dearly play the heart (??)

I didn’t even know your name!

But it wasn’t very long

Before you really got to me

And oooh, how things have changed!

Darlin’, darlin’, please believe me!

Don’t you know I’d cry if you ever leave me?

Oh darlin’, darlin’, please believe me!

Don’t you know I’d cry if you ever leave me?

I need your lovin’

Both day and night.

I need you ‘round me all the time.

I’d give a fortune,

Everything I’ve got,

Just to hear you say that you’ll be mine!

Darlin’, darlin’!

Give me love!

Darlin’, darlin’!

Gimme, gimme all your love!

You know I need ya!

You know I do!

You know it’d hurt me

If we were through!

Oh…

Darlin’, darlin’, please believe me!

Don’t you know I’d cry if you ever leave me?

Oh darlin’, darlin’, please believe me!

Don’t you know I’d cry if you ever leave me?

## Video

The music video features Frankie frantically searching for his lost pet dinosaur, Rover.
The Saturday Mourning Collection

**The Saturday Mourning Collection** is the first DVD release of The Groovie Goolies Show. The set is part of a collection of lavish DVD releases of Filmation's series by the now-defunct BCI Eclipse under their Ink & Paint label. After the company folded, prices for the set shot into the triple digits, but they've since plummeted to around the original retail price, thanks to the availability of an Australian DVD release, as well as widespread digital streaming.

## Background

Filmation was notorious for repackaging their shows. In 1971, *Sabrina the Teenage Witch* and *The Groovie Goolies Show* were split into two separate series. Not only did this result in the loss of the crossover segments on Sabrina, but the live-action short *The Haunted Heist* also found itself homeless, so it was incorporated into *Daffy Duck and Porky Pig Meet the Groovie Goolies*.

In the 1990s, Hallmark Entertainment wound up with the rights to Filmation's library and found themselves with what appeared to be dozens of duplicates of shows repackaged under various titles. Instead of properly inventorying and archiving all the reels, the company is alleged to have thrown away countless original negatives, retaining only inferior PAL transfers in most instances (including the stand-alone *Sabrina* show).

Most of the original negatives for the stand-alone edit of *Groovie Goolies*, however, seem to have been preserved, although a few on the DVD set are inferior quality, including a generic laugh-track, which was a popular device employed in children's shows of that era. Neither the *Sabrina* segments nor *The Haunted Heist* is included.

## Special Features

* *Goolians: A Docu-Comedy* is a quasi-documentary about the creation of the Groovie Goolies Show starring Wally Wingert and Daniel Roebuck.
* Audio commentaries on the first two episodes, moderated by Wally Wingert, with discussion from Lou Scheimer, Darrell McNeil, and Bob Burns.
* The Creation of Filmation - An impromptu conversation with Lou Scheimer that was surreptitiously recorded.
* Sing-Along: *Listen for the Bells*.
* Image Galleries - A collection of model sheets and production art, as well as the scripts for some anti-drug PSAs. Unfortunately, many of the images are marred by menu text intruding upon the images.
* DVD-Rom: PDFs of all 16 scripts, plus Jack Mendelsohn's early treatment of the series bible, created when the show was still tentatively titled "The Kookie Spookies."

## Anomalies and Errors

* Episodes 13 (Goolie Swing) and 16 (Darlin' Darlin') are in presented in the wrong order. This error has carried over to all of the subsequent DVD releases and most of the episode guides.
* The sing-along version of *Listen for the Bells* is incorrectly credited as *Goolie Get-Together*.

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## External Links

* Andy Mangels - Press Releases/Reviews
* Wally Wingert - Press Release/Announcement
Drac

**Drac**, who is occasionally referred to as Count Dracula, is the unofficial leader of the Groovie Goolies clan. Each episode begins with him in his bat form, which is again featured sporadically throughout the show.

Drac is easily annoyed and prone to lashing out at his fellow monster fiends, but he reserves his harshest criticism for The Lovesick Loveseat, a chair in Horrible Hall which is hopelessly devoted to him.

During the musical sequences, Drac plays the pipe organ which features the hands of a conductor instead of a rest for sheet music.
Ghoulihand

**Ghoulihand** is a giant, talking, disembodied glove. Despite his gruff voice and demeanor, this handyman is always eager to lend a hand, constructing garages, pyramids, and other structures for his buddies.

Frequently compared to Thing from The Addams Family, the character more closely resembles The Dreadful Flying Glove from The Beatles' Yellow Submarine, which *Groovie Goolies* creator Jack Mendelsohn had previously co-written.
Living Dolls

**Rose-Colored Glasses** is an episode of *Sabrina the Teenage* Witch featuring the Groovie Goolies.

## Outline

Strange things begin to happen when Aunt Hilda miniaturizes the Goolies, and complications ensue when Sabrina’s friends encounter these living dolls.

## Plot

Aunt Hilda can't figure out why her freshly-baked cookies are disappearing from the jar until she catches the Goolies in the act of swiping them. Angered, she puts a spell on them that reduces them to the size of dolls.

Unfortunately, Hilda forgot that "strange things happen" when they perform magic on the Goolies, which results in her head flying away just as Betty and Veronica arrive to hang out with Sabrina. The girls quickly notice the talking "dolls," and are unable to resist playing with them, despite Sabrina's attempts to distract them.

The girls take the Goolies to the malt shop to show them to Archie and Reggie. Sabrina attempts to subvert the strange occurrences, but accidentally dumps a milkshake on Jughead's head, and pulls the chair out from under Reggie, which incites a fight between the two. As magical shenanigans escalate, Sabrina summons Aunt Hilda to the malt shop to reverse her spell.

Hilda arrives, undoes her spell, dons a uniform, and convinces the Archie gang that the dolls were part of a top-secret military experiment.
Les Croque Monstres (Books)

No. 1

**Les Croque Monstres** are a pair of French hardcover storybooks published in the early 1980s by Tele-Guide. Both books are 20 pages long, feature recreations of scenes from the show, and include two identical photo galleries with framed pictures of the primary characters.

Strangely, Hagatha is named Sabrina, and Sabrina (who appears in one frame of the second book) is referred to as "*the pretty blonde*." Tiny Tomb and Missy are among those in the gallery, although neither makes further appearances in the books.

Both books are primarily adapted from Show 2.
When I Grow Up

**When I Grow Up** is a song performed by The Mummies and the Puppies in Show 1.

## Lyrics

When I grow up

I’m gonna do my thing

And when I grow up

I might be anything

Can you all see

That I’m real cool?

‘Cause when I grow up

I’ll be a groovy ghoul!

Every kid has visions

Of what he’d like to be:

A fireman, a movie star,

Or a sailor out at sea.

But have you ever wondered

About the little ghoul?

Just listen, you may find out

What he’d like to do!

When I grow up

(I grow up)

I’m gonna do my thing

(Do thing)

And when I grow up

(I grow up)

I might be anything

(Anything)

You all see

(You all see)

That I’m real cool!

(I’m real cool)

‘Cause when I grow up

(I grow up)

I’ll be a groovy ghoul!

(Groovy ghoul)

I’m gonna be

A great big ghoul

And live in a haunted house

With lots of ghosts and other ghouls

Running all about

I could be a scientist

And maybe on the weekends

I could go down to the lab

And MAKE my very own friends!

When I grow up

(I grow up)

I’m gonna do my thing

(Do thing)

And when I grow up

(I grow up)

I might be anything

(Anything)

## Video

In the music video, Batso, Ratso and Hauntleroy dream of adulthood.
Ed Fournier

**Edward Martin Fournier** was one of the musicians behind The Groovie Goolies. Best known as one of the members of The Challengers ("*Wipe Out*"), a band formed by Richard Delvy.

Fournier appeared as Frankie on the LP and in the live-action short The Haunted Heist. He co-wrote most of the songs in the series alongside Delvy, credited under the pseudonym Sherry Gayden/Gaden.
Shadows

## Shadows

### Release

None

**Shadows** is a song performed by The Groovie Goolies in Show 14.

## Lyrics

Shadows can follow you,

Can find you anywhere.

Over here, over there,

Can’t you see them everywhere?

You can see them in the day

When the sun is shining bright

But where do shadows go

In the dark, dark night?

Run along,

Skip along,

Everywhere you go,

You can take it fast

Or you can take it slow!

Try to avoid them

With all your might.

You can see them on the wall

When you turn on the light!

Shadows can follow you,

Can find you anywhere.

Over here, over there,

Can’t you see them everywhere?

You can see them in the day

When the sun is shining bright

But where do shadows go

In the dark, dark night?

They must run and hide

When the lights go out.

They never make a sound

But they’re always about!

Never try to catch them

Cuz they’re faster than you.

And you can’t get away

Cuz they stick like glue!

Shadows can follow you,

Can find you anywhere.

Over here, over there,

Can’t you see them everywhere?

You can see them in the day

When the sun is shining bright

But where do shadows go

In the dark, dark night?

## Video

The music video features the Groovie Goolies having fun with shadows.
Show 5

**Show 5** (aka "*The Monster Trio*") is the fifth episode of Groovie Goolies.

## Outline

The monsters clean up Horrible Hall; Boneapart gives Ratso and Batso a lesson in the skeletal system; Tiny asks for Bella's advice about Missy's leering eye; Dr. Jekyll and Hyde tend to Ghoulihand after he suffers an accident; Hagatha gets locked in a battle of will with the mailbox.

## Songs

* **Frightenin' Frankie** - The Groovie Goolies
* **Super Ghoul** - The Bare Bones Band

## Segments

* **Welcome to Horrible Hall** - The window moves to the left.
* **Machine Gun Gags**
* **Haunted House Cleaning** - When the Goolies attempt to clean the castle, Wolfie faces the wrath of a spider, Frankie raises Hagatha's ire, and Ghoulihand offers to lend a glove.
* **The Wolf Wagon's Bath** - Wolfie attempts to wash an uncooperative Wolf Wagon.
* **Drac's Little Red Goolhouse** - When Boneapart visits to teach a lesson about the skeletal system, Ratso uses a rollerskate to knock him to pieces, and Batso locks Drac in a cage.
* **Frightenin' Frankie** - Frankie, Drac, and Wolfie attempt to scare a Jack-in-the-Box, but they're the ones who wind up with a fright
* **Weird Windows Time** - Ratso and Batso give Wolfie various abusive gifts for his birthday, and "*Bella's Horror-Scope*" makes its debut.
* **Tell it to Bella** - Tiny asks Bella how he can get Missy to stop leering at him with her one giant eye. Bella advises him to sing to her because it's a "hair-raising experience."
* **Hand Stand** - Ghoulihand gets injured after constructing a handstand, so Dr. Jekyll and Hyde come to his aid, but the diabolical doctors turn on one another and prove to be of no use.
* **The Kookie Mailbox** - When the mailbox refuses to accept her package, Hagatha resorts to magic.
* **Super Ghoul** - Frankie assumes the alterego of a superhero.

## Notes

* The DVD version includes a laugh track.
* The Abominable Snowman appears in the "Machine Gun Gags" segment, although it's a completely different design from his other appearances.
* The spider in the "Haunted House Cleaning" segment sports high heels and curlers, but it has a distinctly male voice.
* Drac appears in the storyboard, but he was cut from The Bare Bones Band's intro.
Little Texas Goolie

**Little Texas Goolie** is a song performed by The Spirits of 76 in Show 9.

## Lyrics

Think I’d better warn ya,

Out in California

There’s a mean old town.

Population zero,

Yeah, but we know

There’s a million ghosts around!

Well, things were getting real rough,

I mean, real tough,

Bad as you could stand!

But sure as the wind blows,

They got a hero

To bring law to the land!

Little Texas Goolie, he’s real cool!

He always wears a silver vest.

Little Texas Goolie, I’m telling you

He’s the fastest ghoul in the west!

One day the ghost town

Had themselves a showdown.

When Tex was passing by.

There he got real scared,

Didn’t wanna be there,

Said it’s time to say bye-bye!

But he tripped on an old log

When he heard a few shots.

Thought he was a goner for sure!

Looking for the bad men,

Knew that they were gone when

Everybody sang these words…

Little Texas Goolie, he’s real cool!

He always wears a silver vest.

Little Texas Goolie, I’m telling you

He’s the fastest ghoul in the west!

Well, Tex has got a secret,

He’s gonna keep it,

And I’ll tell you why.

You know the bad men?

He never got them!

His gun was empty all the time!

Now Tex can always be found

‘Round the ghost town.

What can they do without him?

And all through the old west

It’s a sure bet

You’ll always hear them singing about him!

Little Texas Goolie, he’s real cool!

He always wears a silver vest.

Little Texas Goolie, I’m telling you

He’s the fastest ghoul in the west!

## Video

The music video features Tiny Tomb (from The Mummies and the Puppies) as the sheriff of the ghost town.
Isn't It a Lovely Night for Scaring?

**Isn't It a Lovely Night for Scaring?** is a song performed by The Mummies and the Puppies in Show 14.

## Lyrics

Isn’t it a lovely night for scaring?

Doesn’t danger strike a friendly note?

Isn’t it a lovely night for scaring?

It must put a lump in your little throat!

Two, three, four!

Wouldn’t you just love to get frightened?

Now we understand it’s quite a scream!

Isn’t it a lovely night for scaring?

Oh, life is but a dream!

You should see the ghouls getting ready,

Putting on their finest threads.

Brushing their teeth and combing their hair

When everyone has gone to bed.

That’s when they go out scaring,

Strutting down the avenue.

And if you should be around,

They’ll sing this song for you!

Isn’t it a lovely night for scaring?

Doesn’t danger strike a friendly note?

Isn’t it a lovely night for scaring?

It must put a lump in your little throat!

Two, three, four!

Wouldn’t you just love to get frightened?

Now we understand it’s quite a scream!

Isn’t it a lovely night for scaring?

Oh, life is but a dream!

So if you happen to be out late,

There’s a chance that you might meet

A few of the local goolies

Thinking that they’re really neat.

Well, try and not be frightened.

They’re such a sight to see!

Sit back and enjoy them

As they sing merrily!

Isn’t it a lovely night for scaring?

Doesn’t danger strike a friendly note?...

## Video

The music video features the monsters assembling on a spooky moonlit night.
Lights Out

## Lights Out

### Release

None

**Lights Out** is a song performed by The Rolling Headstones in Show 3.

## Lyrics

Well, if you’re looking for fun visit Horrible Hall,

You know it’s always good for a lark.

You’re gonna meet some really groovy people there,

But don’t you ever, ever stay after dark!

You see, there’s something you should know about these monster folks,

They’re really not so bad after all,

But they get their kicks playing practical jokes

And they can run you right up the wall!

You can have fun just hanging around

But you could go batty when the sun goes down!

CHORUS:

Cuz when it’s

Lights out

And it’s really scary,

When it’s

Lights out!

You’d better be wary when it’s

Lights out!

If you’re not prepared

They’re gonna scare ya!

Once they start playing their little games

There isn’t very much you can do.

And running and running as fast as you can

Won’t save you from the hullabaloo!

And if you try to hide, you haven’t got a chance

You’re always sure to be found.

You’ve heard the old saying that the walls have ears,

Well these will even point you out!

So have a good time ‘til the sun goes down

But then you’d better not be hanging around!

CHORUS

## Video

The music video features the monsters goofing around and being scared.
Show 4

**Show 4** (aka "*Goolie Garden*") is the fourth episode of Groovie Goolies.

## Outline

The monsters partake in a game of golf; Wolfie accidentally disfigures Mummy and Boneapart; Hagatha battles the Big Green Meanie; Wolfie gives surfing lessons.

## Songs

* Goolie Garden - The Groovie Goolies
* Monsters on Parade - The Spirits of 76

## Segments

* **Welcome to Horrible Hall** - The window moves down.
* **Machine Gun Gags**
* **Goolie Golf Game** - Ratso and Batso have been designated the caddies, so the boys decide to sabotage the adults' golf game.
* **Goolie Garden** - Batso and Ratso decide to snoop in Hagatha's garden, where they are terrorized by monstrous plants.
* **Weird Windows Time**
* **Wolfie's Board** - While skateboarding, Wolfie crashes into Boneapart and Mummy, knocking them to pieces. Dr. Jekyll and Hyde attempt to help but instead recreate the duo in their own image.
* Wolfie's Surf Lesson - Wolfie attempts to teach surfing but winds up flooding Horrible Hall.
* **The Big Green Meanie** - Hagatha comes to regret enlisting Frankie to help rid her garden of the pesky giant.
* **Monsters on Parade** - Batso and Ratso discover a ratty sousaphone and try to get the monsters to join them on a parade through the castle.
Witches Brew

## Witches Brew

### Release

None

**Witches Brew** is a song performed by The Groovie Goolies in Show 15.

## Lyrics

Out of the sky

You can hear the cry

Of the flying witch’s team.

They just stopped by

To pick up some things.

You know, they’re such a scream!

Well, you might be

A bit surprised

When you see what they’re taking.

But it’s very clear

If you get near

To see just what they’re making!

Yahoo, it’s a witches brew!

And who knows what

It can do!

Yahoo, it’s a witches brew!

You’d better watch out

Or they’ll give it to you!

They took a leopard’s spots,

All he got,

And the leaves off a singing tree.

A monkey’s itch,

A hippo’s twitch,

And the sting of a bumblebee!

They added a pinch

Of a screaming sinch

And the height of a small giraffe.

Then they topped it off

With a game of golf

And a bit of a donkey’s laugh!

Yahoo, it’s a witches brew!

And who knows what

It can do!

Yahoo, it’s a witches brew!

You’d better watch out

Or they’ll give it to you!

## Video

In the music video, Hagatha and Bella mix up a mysterious concoction.