Kung-fu World/Dialogue

## Kung-fu World - Day 1

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: User Dave, it appears we've arrived in... Some sort of Chinese dynasty.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Are you telling me we're in Azia?

Crazy Dave: Azia is where noodles come from! I've got to get some!

Crazy Dave: There's got to be some noodles around here somewhere...

Penny: There's no noodles that I can see, User Dave. Although, I do detect Zen Tiles.

Penny: My sensors indicate that planting something on them may eventually yield a plant food reward.

Crazy Dave: And then you get noodles, right?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 2

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: I still can't find any noodles...

Crazy Dave: Perhaps those stands over there sell noodles!

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Negative, User Dave.

Penny: Those stands sell weapons, however, they only appear to do business with zombies.

Penny: If zombies manage to get a weapon from one of those stands, we could be in real trouble.

Crazy Dave: Yeah, they could keep me from finding noodles, or worse...

Crazy Dave: My Taco!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 3

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Hey look, a gourd bottle! Do you think there's any wine inside?

Penny: Please refrain from alcoholic references, User Dave.

Penny: This is a children's game.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 5

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Last Stand, huh?

Penny: Correct, User Dave.

Crazy Dave: This is just going to be the same as always, isn't it?

Crazy Dave: Nothing new and CRAAAAZZYY to keep us on our toes?

Penny: Well if Wormholes that suck up plants between waves is what you consider "new and crazy", then yes.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 8

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Greetings, hooligans.

Dr. Zomboss: I gaze upon how you've fared so far, and you seem to be pretty confident in your abilities.

Dr. Zomboss: But I ask, pray tell, have you ever heard of the bronze dynasty?

Dr. Zomboss: A clan of Gargantuars, stronger than you can ever imagine, that refuse to commute with Imps.

Dr. Zomboss: And it's just a coincidence that I've employed them to retrieve your brains.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Do these guys happen to serve noodles as well?

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 9

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Penny, why are there explosives near our house?

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: I'm not sure, User Dave. All I know is that ice plants can keep zombies from lighting them.

Penny: And I'm sure you know what will happen if they light them...

Crazy Dave: KABLOOEY!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 11

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Woah! Those are some cool looking statues!

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: I wouldn't advise going near them, User Dave.

Penny: They contain Bronze Gargantuars.

Penny: I think it's in our best interest to destroy these statues before the Gargantuars can escape.

Crazy Dave: And they go CRAAAAZZZY!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 14

*(After the player completes the level and receives the Note, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Penny! This looks like a map to noodles!

Crazy Dave: Maybe it leads to my taco too!

Penny: User Dave, that is a take-out menu.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 15

*(After beating the level, Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Penny... I never found any noodles!

Penny: Well User Dave, Dr. Zomboss is still here.

Penny: Perhaps he has noodles, in addition to your taco.

Crazy Dave: Well, let's go then! Even if he doesn't have noodles, maybe I can ask him about any noodle places nearby that he may recommend.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Kung-fu World - Day 16

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: So much traveling... Just for a taco.

Dr. Zomboss: You seem so eager to help this insane Dave person, despite not knowing him very well.

Dr. Zomboss: You literally *just* met him before your departure.

Dr. Zomboss: How do you know he's not plotting your downfall?

Dr. Zomboss: Perhaps he's the one that's actually a danger to you, not me and the zombies.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: That's crazy talk. And I know crazy!

Crazy Dave: I'm sure there's something I can give you in return for helping me find my taco!

Crazy Dave: Like... Um... Um...

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

*(After the player defeats Zombot Kung-fu Klasher and receives the Kung-fu World trophy, Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hey, I know what I'll give you in return for helping me find my taco!

Crazy Dave: The happiness that you'll get from knowing you helped a man retrieve what he truly loved.

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Kung-fu World Map (After Completing Day 16)

(Penny appears)

Penny: User Dave, it's time to leave.

(Crazy Dave appears)

Crazy Dave: There's a sunset. Let's go!

Penny: Where do you think the future will take us?

Crazy Dave: The future you say?

Crazy Dave: We should take another look at my Time-Space Taco Map.

(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

## World Selection Screen

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: That looks like it could be all futurey.

Penny: I'm detecting a rush of tachyon particles.

Penny: Maybe Future Penny is trying to make contact.

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Greetings temporal commuters.

Dr. Zomboss: The future will be requesting your presence.

Dr. Zomboss: But be aware...

Dr. Zomboss: Upon entry, legal possession of your brains...

Dr. Zomboss: Will be transferred to one Dr. Edgar Zomboss.

Dr. Zomboss: Sincerely, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.

*(Dr. Zomboss disappears)*

Crazy Dave: That Mr. Boss guy seems like a jerk.

Penny: We should be wary of that one User Dave.

Crazy Dave: Just remember, Tomorrow is always a taco...

Crazy Dave: And a taco is what we find inside of all of us.

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Last Stand I

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Penny, don't you think it's weird that the White Radish is the only plant that can't be pulled into these wormholes?

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Not at all User Dave. After all, it *is* buried in the ground.

Crazy Dave: But there are other underground plants too!

Penny: Yes, but they just aren't "cool" enough to be immune to the wormholes.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Last Stand II

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: How come the weapon stand don't get sucked into the wormholes?

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Simple. That would remove the difficulty.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Last Stand III

*(After beating the level, Penny appears)*

Penny: Exceptional work. The threat of wormholes have been eradicated.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Great! I have a feeling we won't be seeing them anymore!

Crazy Dave: Though why do I get the feeling we won't be seeing Last Stand at all much anymore?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Powder Keg III

*(After beating the level, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Good thing you were able to keep us from going KABLOOEY!

Penny: My sensors indicate that there are no more traces of gunpowder kegs in this area.

Crazy Dave: Do your sensors detect any noodles nearby?

Penny: I'm afraid not, User Dave.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Bronze Matrix I

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: A little birdy told me that these Bronze Gargantuar guys actually *do* have noodles!

Crazy Dave: So you know what that means...

Crazy Dave: ATTAAAACK!!!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Bronze Matrix II

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: User Dave, I don't believe that these Bronze Gargantuars own any sort of noodles.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Nonsense! Forward! To noodles!

## Bronze Matrix III

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)*

Crazy Dave: There's got to be noodles around here... There's just GOT to be...

Penny: User dave, please stop with your pointless pursuit of noodles.

Penny: There's more important matters at hand, such as the Bronze Gargantuars we're facing.

Crazy Dave: But... Noodles...

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

*(After beating the level, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: User Dave, if I purchase you some noodles when we get back home, will you stop with the pointless shenanigans?

Crazy Dave: Well, it depends on what *kind* of noodles...

Penny: ...

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds I

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Protect these Twin Sunflowers from these dangerous zombies.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Twice the sun production means twice the danger they;re in, right?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds II

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Protect those Lord Bamboos.

Penny: Do so and you'll be able to just sit back and watch the fireworks.

*(Penny leaves)*

## Dynasty of Danger

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Dynasty of Danger!

Crazy Dave: There may be no noodles here, but there's plenty of dynasties, danger, and zombies!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*