Shed Gets Shot

### A Story in Three Parts

[11/24/2016 12:15:06 AM] Green: "Alright, let's move forward." Green said to Amanda, moving forward so he could shoot an arrow at the Sorcerer Shed was facing.

[11/24/2016 12:15:47 AM] Amanda: "Forward, got it," Amanda replied, slowly reaching back for her staff as they moved. "Does anyone need to be healed?" she called out, hoping someone would hear her if needed.

[11/24/2016 12:16:42 AM] Shed: Shed clubbed the asshole sorcerer backwards, leaving him properly open for a good arrow hit. "I could probably use a heal," he said, looking down at his singed clothes

[11/24/2016 12:17:59 AM] Amanda: "On it," Amanda said without even looking at Shed, taking her staff in hand and waving it towards him. "You're welcome, I guess."

[11/24/2016 12:18:32 AM] Green: Green fired another arrow at the Sorcerer, hitting in his tome arm so he couldn't cast any more spells.

[11/24/2016 12:19:12 AM] Shed: "Yeah, really feeling the love here, with a comment like that," Shed mumbled sarcastically, clubbing the now disarmed sorcerer to make him go night night

[11/24/2016 12:19:56 AM] Amanda: "Comment like what? Like me genuinely telling you you're welcome?" Amanda was a bit confused about Shed's reaction, given that she'd offered and was actually happy someone had accepted.

[11/24/2016 12:20:34 AM] Shed: "That's why you added the 'I guess' part, yeah?" Shed chuckled, shaking his head. "You're a really confusing person, dude."

[11/24/2016 12:21:06 AM] Amanda: "I didn't know how well you'd take my comment..." Amanda replied. "You don't seem to like me very much."

[11/24/2016 12:22:00 AM] Shed: "Funny, that's how I would have described how the two of you feel about me," Shed commented while scanning the horizon for more enemies. "I think I see another sorcerer, time to knock him down a peg!" He ran off.

[11/24/2016 12:23:32 AM] Green: "You help a guy out like he asks and he says something like that. Geez." Green rolled his eyes, following Shed and shooting an arrow that may or may not go past Shed on its way toward the Sorcerer, since he's pretty inexperienced with bows.

[11/24/2016 12:24:18 AM] Amanda: "What did I even do wrong to the guy?" Amanda asked, knowing in the back of her mind that she already knew the answer. "Green, did I do something bad to him?"

[11/24/2016 12:24:26 AM] Kody: "Thanks!" Kody called, a bit disappointed to be left behind. Maybe he could find someone to fight.

[11/24/2016 12:25:11 AM] Green: "I'd say it's because of that confrontation from the battle with Chisa." Green told Amanda, shrugging.

[11/24/2016 12:25:28 AM] Shed: Because Green was such a 0/10 bow noob, the arrow did not whiz past. It instead pierced Shed's poor glorious backside. "AH, SON OF A BITCH, WHY?" he yelled before falling to the ground.

[11/24/2016 12:26:16 AM] Green: "Oh, that sucks." Green blinked at his bad aim. "Uh, sorry Shed!" Green yelled to him, getting closer and facing the Sorcerer to give Shed some cover.

[11/24/2016 12:26:37 AM] Shed: "AHHHHHHHHHH," was Shed's response.

[11/24/2016 12:26:49 AM] Amanda: "But didn't I...heal him on that one?" Amanda shook her head, hearing Shed's scream. "Oh well, tempted to not heal him this time."

[11/24/2016 12:27:59 AM] Shed: "I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW," Shed continued yelling, trying and failing to pull out the arrow. "AND YOU WERE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE THAT YOU TWO DIDN'T LIKE ME. NOT COOL, GUYS, NOT COOL!"

Annoying caps lock dialogue aside, Shed was indeed quite annoyed.

[11/24/2016 12:28:01 AM] Green: "I think healing him would be a good idea. You might even get back into his good books." Green shouted back, firing an arrow, though it missed. Green then had to dodge an Elfire spell.

[11/24/2016 12:29:26 AM] Amanda: "Okay, fine, I'll heal him now even though he won't appreciate it!" Running up to be right beside Shed as she healed him, Amanda glared at him as she waved her staff over his body. "You don't even get a 'you're welcome' this time."

[11/24/2016 12:31:10 AM] Shed: "And then you don't get a thank you for healing the injury that your boyfriend caused," Shed snapped back. pulling out the arrow and snapping it. "Like holy shit, leave me for dead, shoot me in the ass, and contemplate not healing me and somehow they try to call ME the bad guy?" He stormed off, going over to see if Chase needed help.

[11/24/2016 12:32:08 AM] Green: "I said I was sorry!" Green called after Shed, frowning. "Oh well, I tried."

[11/24/2016 12:32:25 AM] Amanda: "My...boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend!" Amanda called after Shed, not even caring about anything else he'd said there. "Green, what did he mean by that? That was so rude."

[11/24/2016 12:33:47 AM] Green: "I think you could probably infer what he meant, given the circumstances." Green replied, turning away to hide his face, which was heating up at the thought.

[11/24/2016 12:35:21 AM] Amanda: "Oh. Um." Feeling a bit awkward that she'd just needed that explained to her, Amanda used the hand her staff was in to scratch at the back of her head. "...Do you want me to, uh, leave?"

[11/24/2016 12:36:47 AM] Green: "No, we're good." Green replied, turning back to Amanda once he'd calmed. He offered her a warm smile. "Now let's join the others, okay?"

[11/24/2016 12:37:22 AM] Amanda: "Y-yeah, okay, can do that." Amanda smiled back at Green. "Do you need me to heal you or anything while we're moving?"

[11/24/2016 12:38:15 AM] Green: "I didn't actually take any damage, that was all Shed, so I'm great." Green replied, heading over to the main battle.

[11/24/2016 12:38:31 AM] Green: "Thanks for the offer, though."

[11/24/2016 12:39:21 AM] Amanda: "It's good you didn't get hurt, I don't like seeing people I care about hurting." Amanda was following right behind Green, glancing around as she walked. "And you're definitely one of those people."

[11/24/2016 12:40:04 AM] Green: "That would be why you chose to be a healer, huh? To help those you care about when they're hurt, I mean." Green said.

[11/24/2016 12:40:40 AM] Amanda: "You totally nailed that guess," Amanda replied, smiling. "It was, like, my calling in life."

[11/24/2016 12:42:00 AM] Green: "And you're definitely good at what you do." Green smiled, and he looked to see how he could help the others, only to see Kyoko leaving the scene. "I guess we're all good."

[11/24/2016 1:44:32 AM] Shed: Shed shrugged. "Eh, keeping a grudge is too much work. You guys seem to mean well. Green was doing some good tag teaming with me before he shot me in the ass, ya know?"

[11/24/2016 1:45:50 AM] Amanda: "I can't believe he actually shot you," Amanda said, still laughing. "He didn't mean to, but it still happened. I'm glad you worked together so well, though."

[11/24/2016 1:46:37 AM] Shed: "Yeah and let me tell ya, it hurt like hell." Shed laughed, shaking his head. "Don't know if you've ever been shot in the butt before, but I definitely wouldn't recommend it."

[11/24/2016 10:25:31 AM] Shed: "Green also shot me in the ass, but otherwise it was a run of the mill battle, yeah," Shed added when jumping into the convo.