The Raid of Marshall Industries Birmingham Branch

On the 7th February 2022, Darius Wiggleton-Pulchellus and Demetrius Maxwell devised plans to raid the Marshall Stationery Industries - Birmingham Branch building in order to destroy the stationery supplies in the building in order to cripple the tyrannous grasp of the stationery market in Birmingham by Marshall Industries. Both men had reasons for their assault of the building. Mr. Wiggleton believed Marshall Industries was a stain on his beautiful, beloved Birmingham and was willing to cause any harm to them by any means necessary, he wouldn't hold back. Mr. Maxwell despised Marshall industries too but for a different reason. Just 2 months before this event, a Marshall Industries salesman from the Tranmere Branch shat and pissed on his car leaving Demetrius hungry for vengeance and justice. The ferocious, vengeful duo got conformation by Montgomery Thornton that the plans could go ahead under one rule. "Murder will not be permitted."

The two ventured to The DPDA Office and prepared to drive all the way to Birmingham from Kensington. They set off at approximately 11:00 AM with the DPDA Fashion Department Van and all the equipment inside including two pairs of Hot Pink Dyed Wiggleton C.O Panther Fur Binoculars. They knew it would be an excruciatingly long drive to Birmingham but they were determined.

By the time they arrived, it was around Half Past 1 in the afternoon, so they decided they would pay a visit to the Eastside Jazz Club for a break. Darius went in first and ran into Jacksepticeye and was shocked, he was mesmerised. It turned out that Jacksepticeye too was absolutely amazed, as a matter of fact he was wearing a blue Wiggleton C.O T-shirt. But unfortunately, Jacksepticeye and his bald associate had to go leaving Darius dejected, until... Demetrius walked in and it didn't take long for him and Darius to start dancing, they started swinging on chandeliers, sliding on chairs, drinking luxury wine, playing pianos with the jazz band and throwing one another's blazers. Abruptly, the music stopped and synchronised, the duo seductively whispered "Now dig on this." A groovy beat played as they both clicked their fingers with groovy, funktacular trumpets and saxophones playing in the background. Both men charmed all the women within the club and soon left to a round of applause.

After the debacle at the Jazz Club, the two men knew they had to get down to business. Immediately, they sprung into action, sprinting towards the Marshall Industries Building. They took images from the base of the building but decided there wasn't enough conclusive evidence on how they should plan their attack. With some quick thinking, Darius removed the hot pink retractable step-ladder from the back of the van and placed it aside a building directly opposite the Marshall Industries Building in order to get a better view. Their idea had worked marvellously, they found a weakness in the building's design. They saw a small hatch on the side of the building which they concluded led to a ventilation system within the building which would lead them to where the stationery supply was. They decided the best course of action would be to attack at around 2:00 in the morning so decided rather than returning to London and then going back to Birmingham the following day that they should try and find somewhere to stay in Birmingham. This led the two to get in the DPDA Fashion Department Van and search for shelter. They found that in the form of a Travelodge just northeast of the Birmingham Botanical Gardens.