Memorable GRA Quotes

Below is a list of the most memorable and iconic quotes from every Games Raced Awfully race.

**Multiple Races/Running Gags:**

* **A lot of people, but mostly TooneySA:** *"EP (Elektric Paradox) likes it Tiny!*

* **NoSuchThing:** *"Wolfenstein only has four fucking textures!"*

* **FoldupVermin:** *"I'm in the navy!"*

* **NoSuchThing:** *"Love the Balloonist!"* (Marco the Balloonist from Spyro 1)

**Crash Bandicoot (First Race):**

* **ThePsychicGaymer (formerly Mickyj789):** *"How do you think we feel?! The English can understand the Americans, the Americans can understand the English, and the fucking Australians are like 'what the fuck are you all saying?!'"*

**Spyro The Dragon: Team Alpha:**

* **About27:** *"Bill Gates allows this* (emulating PS1 games) *obviously, because he made Playstation controllers compatible with ePSXe!"*

**Wolfenstein 3D:**

* **NoSuchThing:** *"Die pot plants of the fascist dictatorship!"*

* **Fluffy:** *"What are you doing, you fucking dinosaur bitch?! This is why you went fucking extinct!"*

* **SuccintAndPunchy (referring to BallisticClipboard but constantly getting his name wrong):** *"I'm genuinely concerned for your health, but I can't remember your name."*

**Crash Team Racing (First Race):**

* **NoSuchThing:** *"I will be responsible for Global Warming if you* (Polar the polar bear) *do not get out of my way!"*
* **Mr. Lister:** *"Don't you do it now, Mr. Polar Bear. I rode you in Crash 2, and you betray me now?"*
* **Mr. Lister:** *"I'm the best extra you'll ever have!"*
* **TooneySA (formerly Manic X):** *"Endangered species my fucking ass!"* (referring to Polar the polar bear)
* **Australian Mum (upon beating the final boss, Nitrous Oxide):** *"Yeaaaah!!! I just beat him! Suck shit you little green fuck!!! Woohoo!!! I'm going to pee!!!"* (drops controller and rushes to the bathroom)

* **NoSuchThing:** *"You need to pay...to learn...to climb ladders?!"*

**Kula World:**

* **TooneySA (formerly Manic X):** *"Oh, I just stood on the drugs..."*

* **BloodyThunderX:** *"The clouds are alive with the sound of my- fuck!"*
* **BloodyThunderX:** *"I'm proud of sucking."*

**Crash 3 (First Race);**

* **Elektric Paradox (in response to TooneySA):** *"Well, I predicted you'd lose your virginity, but that didn't turn out, did it?"*

**Lego Star Wars II:**

* **ThePsychicGaymer (formerly Mickyj789):** *"Yoda's talking to me and I've already learned how to do the force. Yoda's like 'you need to do this thing', and Luke's like 'I don't want to do this thing'. I think Yoda's asking him for sex? I'm not sure."*

* **Odogg:** *"I'm calm, alright? I don't know what you're **fucking** talking about."*

* **TooneySA:** *"What's wrong with your fucking ass?! Why did you slide off?!"*

* **TooneySA:** *"You really have to rub these balls if you want them to blow up."*

**Crash Bash:**

* **NoSuchThing:** *"This game was made for Americans - You don't read!"*

* **NoSuchThing:** *"I'm a young...strong...Tiny Tiger in the prime of my life."*

* **NoSuchThing (to TooneySA):** *"I'm sorry, I'm running around chasing monkeys with a net, and these monkeys are wearing hats that glow depending on their mood, but the dinosaur bile* (not hurting Spike, the main character of the game) *is the bit you stop at? Okay. Clever monkeys have been a part of our culture since like...1975. You're the one who's got the problem here, not me."*

* **FoldupVermin (referring to the fanfiction that Spyro 2 Group 2 made):** *"Look, all I remember is that you* (TooneySA) *were fucking Ripto's Wife."*

* **BloodyThunderX:** *"This game is tits! And not the good kind!"*

* **TooneySA (Very Clearly Drunk):** *"You fucking Red Motherfucking Dick Ass Shit!"*

* **Dr. Monkeyman:** *"I think we may need to rename this channel to 'Let's Read Awfully.'"*

**Spyro Enter The Dragonfly (Second Race, Group 1):**

**Spyro Enter The Dragonfly (Second Race, Group 2):**

* **Yogamoanyo:** *"Welcome to Crash Twinsanity - Where, when you think something will work, it won't work!"*

* **TooneySA:** *"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Wally!"* (referring to YesWally1)
* **DantaFanta:** *"I mean, Red's name makes sense but it also doesn't make sense. Could you imagine if Spyro was just called 'Purple?'"*
* **DantaFanta (in response to TooneySA):** *"They programmed Hunter as if he fucked your mom?"*
* **YesWally1 (in response to DessertMonkeyJK):** *"Are you shipping Ineptune with Gnasty Gnorc? Because I would believe that Ineptune would actually take Gnasty Gnorc."*

* **ThePsychicGaymer:** *"Can we just give a shoutout to the devs of this game for going above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to the character designs. For example, Doctor Shemp's ass does not need to be that well-defined, but that is a booty!"*

* **Elektric Paradox:** *"You know, I would not let Tom Hardy lick my face."*
* **Mayo Doctor:** *"The worst part of being a superhero is helping people! It's awful!"*

**Sonic Adventure DX - Sonic Story (Group 1):**

**Sonic Adventure DX - Sonic Story (Group 2):**

**Sonic Adventure DX - Tails and Knuckles' Story (Group 1):**

**Sonic Adventure DX - Tails and Knuckles' Story (Group 2):**

**Spyro 3 Champion's Chase 2022:**

**Racelmania - Mystery Mayhem 2022 (Tom & Jerry's House Trap):**

* **Zorzob:** *"They don't need to know who I am. I'm a...silent...assassin!"*
* **MadMango:** *"Just how much of my brain has been melted by becoming a mango? Quite literally. Micky can confirm - I am indeed not human, I am just a mango playing with a mouse and keyboard with the will of my mind!"*
* **Snover:** *"Yeah, **that's** a speedrun strat!"* (accidentally shoots his ally, Dr. Monkeyman, right after saying this sentence)
* **IrishLion17:** *"I've gotten less than four hours of sleep, but I'm so fucking braindead right now that maybe the zombies will ignore me and see me as one of their own!"*