Season 2 Episode 4: We Need Bee NFT's

Nate, Tom and Drew need your help to navigate the world of NFT's so that we can get our Bee's. Nate will pay for them if you acquire them. We will need the Bee NFT's soon. We need NFT's of Bees ASAP.

## We Need Bee NFT's

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## Episode Summary

Mothman.

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### Lethal Weapon episode recap

Lethal Weapon S2E04: **Flight Risk**

> All we need is a Pilot!
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The episode starts with a heist on a private jet. A handsome gentleman is robbing passengers at gunpoint. A British guy on board has a suitcase that he's reluctant to hand over, but eventually the robber yanks it away. Then he pulls a parachute out of nowhere – you only see his hands move quickly and hear straps tightening, and suddenly he’s wearing the parachute! He pulls open the door (on a flying Plane), but suddenly the British guy rams him and they fight, only to eventually both get sucked out of the open door.

Riggs is clearing clutter out of his trailer, and from his past. He drops some stuff off at a Pawn shop and spots a Van Halen wallet, trades his father’s gun for it. Flashback to him hunting with his father Nathan (Rex Linn). He’s taken young Riggs (Chase Mangum) hunting to get his mind off his dying mother, but he misses the shot, with said rifle.

Then of course, we go to the mandatory Murtaugh moment. Roger is making Breakfast with an irritatingly good mood. They just love that damn Kitchen. Riana wants to hang out with her friends rather than her dad, crazy that a teenager wouldn't want to hang out with Roger Murtaugh.

Afterwards he meets Riggs at the crime scene, a plane hangar. A stewardess tells them what happened and Riggs thinks it’s a cool crime scene for once. We’ll see about that.

Later Riggs has his Session with Cahill, and they talk about him getting rid of all this stuff.

In another part of the station, Santos is giving Avery a hard time about no one respecting him. He has a new haircut!

Turns out the suspect is one Dan Cooper (Adrian Pasdar), you already know Bailey found him. Somehow, she finds out he’s staying at some motel with a fake name. They drive to the Motel and the guy’s checked in under Charles Ponzi, like from the Ponzi scheme. I guess Dan Cooper wasn’t on the nose enough? Riggs thinks it’s cute.

They find his room but it's empty, they just missed him! But the phone rings, and guess who it is? Not the robber, but the stewardess, Nora Cooper (Monica Barbaro)! Turns out she's Cooper's daughter and called to scold him for the robbery. Murtaugh picks up and quips “That’s no way to talk to your father!”. Horrible.

In the interrogation room, she explains she helped him rob stuff because she felt bad for her dad or something wasn't paying attention – but she had no idea he was gonna pull something like this. She’s gonna help them catch him, which Murtaugh didn’t think she’d do because of a father-daughter bond, oh wow Murtaugh was wrong. From this point on she just joins the investigation like another detective.

They head to some fence/restaurant where Cooper is supposed to meet some guy, but when he gets there, a bald guy who hasn't touched his soup for an hour just pulls out an Uzi and starts firing in his general direction! It’s an ambush! But somehow Riggs and Murtaugh intervene to save Cooper and shoot away the bad guys, who were wearing bulletproof vests, so they survived. Then a van pulls up and you think, ok, backup, but they just help the two gunmen escape.

Back at the station, the new guy, *detective* Bowman tells them Scorsese pulled a Slug from the guy’s corpse, and Cooper had a 9mm, so he did not in fact shoot him! But then who did? We never find out because It‘s never pursued further. They joke about nominating Scorsese for a Coroner's award. But what do they call it? The Morguey? The Corpsey? The Stiffy? Riggs says he thinks there's already an award called that. Har har.

Riana gets arrested for protesting against a Zoo, but it’s just another Murtaugh subplot about him being a father, and then Nora and Cooper also being Father/Daughter, bla bla bla Riana accuses Murtaugh of hovering. They interrogate Cooper and he says he didn’t kill the guy from the plane, but he won’t say more till he sees his daughter (Nora). Finally, Cooper tells them he took a briefcase from the guy and threw it in the pond where he landed – then suddenly he collapses. They zip over to the Hospital, where he gets diagnosed with a Heart infection, irreversible damage. The Doctor there gives him 6 months to live.

Riggs gets yelled at by Santos for pawning his old rifle, because that same day someone used it in a robbery (yesterday, by the way - everything until now all happened in one day). But nothing happens. Literally they just move on with the case.

Bowman and Bailey, the B-Team, are investigating the Lake where Cooper said he landed, but the Park ranger comes up and says she saw Cooper run away with the briefcase, he lied! Bowman jumps in the lake in full diving gear, more slapstick. Lovely. Riggs and Murtaugh head back to the hospital to confront Cooper but oh what a surprise: he’s gone!

At the same time Nora gets kidnapped by the bad guy from before with the Uzi, who is an amazing actor. Apparently, this bad guys name is “**Tom Woodcock**”, and he’s played by **Branton Box**. Great Cast on this one. This scene alone makes watching the whole episode worth it. He just walks up to her on the sidewalk and she asks, “what are you doing?”, to which he says with the biggest shit eating grin: “Following you!” and then shoves her in the van that pulls up next to them.

They force her to call her dad at gunpoint, but Riggs (still in the hospital) picks up. They want the briefcase, or they’ll “hurt” her. Tomorrow, Echo Park Lake, noon. Somehow Bailey I think finds out the Briefcase had a bunch of Diamonds in it and belonged to an Argentinian drug lord. They call Cooper - somehow (how do they have his number?) - but he ignores their calls for help.

This is where it gets good.

The next day, Roger goes to the park and looks for Cooper. There he is, disguised as a janitor. Riggs is perched up in some kind of tower/lighthouse. It needs to be said though this tower is very small, he’s barely higher than the people below, and it just seems very out of place; broad daylight tons of people and in the middle of it Clayne with his giant sniper rifle. Oh, and then of course Avery and Santos are there too to check on their two employees who keep killing people and blowing stuff up.

The bad guys show up and it’s the main bad guy again, Woodcock (they never mention his name though in the episode), he shows Cooper they have Nora in the van. Then they both then try to wrangle the Briefcase from each other. Riggs shoots a bullet (“his one shot”) *through* Santos’s Blazer, not injuring her but hitting the briefcase, which flings open and all the diamonds soar through the air. Then a shootout starts, and everyone runs away. But the bad guys die and no one else is injured. Santos and Avery didn’t help even though they were right there! Roger killed them all.

Then Cooper is back in the hospital, he tries to give Nora a diamond, she objects.

Santos is in Avery's office, pouring herself a glass of whiskey! Then Avery walks in and instantly pours himself one too! Let’s go KR, the G.O.A.T.! She says, “I can’t argue with the Result, but this is insane!” and offers to transfer Avery to anywhere he wants, away from these Lunatics, but he declines stating “they’re *my* lunatics.” We love Avery.

Roger is at home and misses “Ri” as he calls her now, and she decides to stay home with her friends instead of going out. Even though her friends came over to the house to pick her up to go out. Normal move. Just more My wife and Kids crap.

In the station, the rifle that Clayne pawned is on his desk. Someone got it out of evidence for him! He has a flashback to when he was a kid using it and he killed a deer with it. His first Kill? Maybe. But far from his last. Mothman. Then he’s meeting with Cahill, at night, talking about that time, with the rifle lying on the table between them. Very bad vibes. But he wanted to clean out his closet, and that he did, by exploring his past and maybe this will clue us into why he’s such a maniac?

He tells Cahill it was the Rifle his daddy taught him how to shoot with, but it’s also the rife that he used to kill him! Boom! Episode over!

Not a bad episode. Lots of action but the Murtaugh subplot was draining. Some things didn’t make sense upon closer scrutiny but at this point who cares. It's just the DB Cooper story. The case was just padding for Riggs' father/son arc which probably will continue next episode? Stay tuned to find out!

7.47/10

## The Leftist Angle

Drugs are a human right.

Most people that have a house have a pool, which is fine (everyone's gotta pay their bills -- their swimming pool bills), unless you are wealthy enough to build a pickleball court in your yard - then, you will be eaten.

## AMPDate

Johnny shouted out Monty Python on TV! Yes it may have been during his cross examination in Court, but it is still a good sign for AMP.

Lizzo may be on AMP, as a guest at least. Lines are not important it’s the spirit that counts!

In conclusion, fuck The Paver. Fuck AMP.

## Notable Quotes

### Drew

* “Wait, are you making fun of me?”
* *“Now I can fund that amp boys!”* (as Johnny)
* “I guess you think that’s funny. But it’s not.”
* “Lucy in the skyyyy with Diaaamonds.” (singing beautifully)

### Nate

* “I don’t fight with anybody, I’m non-confrontational!"
* “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m all about DeviantArt now.”
* “Hell yes, shout out Argentina!”
* “I hate *stuff*”
* “Will you take my Kids to Disneyland, cause I’m not gonna do it.” (asking Disney Tom)
* "I don't wanna do anythinggg"

### Disney Tom

* “Shout out Grandpa Josiah – He’s *OLD*!” (Very old)
* “Yeah, you are correct, I’ve never been proud to be a part of Claynecast.” Shameful.
* “Cardi B could eat me.” (not sexually, but like a turkey sandwich)
* “Why can’t I get a NFT at Target?”

## The ClayneClandestine

It's likely that the alien "bug mane thing" is Watto, who Bug Mane, the anonymous internet trouble maker and musician, has put on some of his album covers as well as his “Bug Coins.”

We never saw a body because the victim was ripped into 137 parts upon impact. But somehow they also found a bullet slug in the victim's skull? And the person died within LA county limits so that's why they got put on the case, it all makes sense.

## Trivia

Nate had to cancel his studio appointments because he very likely got covid. Oh no. Get well soon! He's definitely not gonna spend all day looking up Twi'leks on DeviantArt.

Drew recounts a bad time he had with Mountain Dew, the first time he threw up, as he mentioned in episode 9. He threw up all over the hotel room floor, AT DISNEYLAND! (See Freaky Figures section for the ClayneCast Disney Count)

One time Nate’s old Band played some show in Orlando and he got reprimanded for wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt by "the higher ups".

Dial 1-800-POST-OFFICE to see if you have any mail (U.S. residents only)

## Freaky Figures

The actual Lethal Weapon episode talk doesn’t start until a record breaking **46 minutes** into the episode! (Previously the longest it took them was about 35 minutes in episode 16) But it’s a relatively entertaining episode overall and you should definitely be watching these.

### Clayne Cast Disney Count

Drew and Nate have been to Disneyland **once** when they were kids. Tom has been to Disneyland at least **7 or 8** times *since 2014*! And Universal too, Disney Tom! That's pretty freaky! But not in the way Drew is. Drew is more into the Lore and his raunchy headcanon, and Tom is more into the Erotic Art part of Disney.

Nate was dying and had to get a drink from 34:40 to 37:28.

## Clayne-foreCasting

NateCoin coming soon!

Sexy Yoda the new NFT also coming soon!

NFTs for Beginners – Million Dollar Idea!

Keep your ears peeled for a new Podcast with Nate, Buckethead and Lance Armstrong.

Johnny will win his defamation case against Amber and fund the Pilot for AMP.