Kunzite Mafia

*"I've invested thousands of dollars into Project VIRUS! It's essential both to the Leaders of the organization, but especially the Kunzite Mafia! Thanks to Project VIRUS, we'll be capable of overthrowing others as the most powerful technology organization in existence!"*
―Edgar Voucher to The Stupidity Squad[src]
The **Kunzite Mafia** was a crystal-themed syndicate crime organization professionally overruled by Edgar Voucher. The crime organization ultimately resided within the Crystal Tower since 2008, utilizing their perfect stealth skills to prevent being imprisoned. This gave the Kunzite Mafia the privilege to secretly rise to power, stealing various prize possessions to hold within their headquarters, including the Ultra Battery. When Voucher proceeded to collaborate with Project VIRUS so the Kunzite Mafia could become more powerful within the technological world, they ultimately intervened with The Stupidity Squad, who defeated the Kunzite Mafia whilst prevailing to take down Project VIRUS with the Ultra Battery.

## History

### Crystalized Criminals

*"Wait, so you're saying that a group of people have been running a criminal operation in the Crystal Tower since 2008? That’s ridiculous! How has no-one gone there to investigate the crimes and imprison these fools yet!?"
"Because according to the laws of the SCRIPT, the criminal organization was created purely for this movie, therefore they didn’t exist before any of this."*
―HB and Dr. Harold[src]
With the Kunzite Mafia settling themselves within the criminal underworld, they ultimately decided to set up their headquarters within the Crystal Tower, becoming optimistic to possess relics they concluded to be efficient to helping their crime organization become even more powerful. The Kunzite Mafia utilized their criminal skills to prevent being imprisoned by people who sought to investigate, prompting them to continue their operations unbothered since 2008.

### The Stupidity Squad's Pestering

*"You three have a bone to trespass the beautifully structured Crystal Tower in order to pick with my criminal operations!"*
―Edgar Voucher to The Stupidity Squad[src]

Sometime later, Edgar Voucher proceeded to collaborate with the controversial Project VIRUS program, believing it to be essential to helping the Kunzite Mafia become more powerful, to the point Voucher became optimistic this would be enough to make the Kunzite Mafia that most powerful crime organization ever. With the Kunzite Mafia's collaboration intact, the criminal organization unfortunately stumbled upon The Stupidity Squad, who proceeded to defeat Project VIRUS by stealing the Ultra Battery, which the Kunzite Mafia had under their possession. When The Stupidity Squad infiltrated the Crystal Tower, various Kunzite Mafia subordinates tried to take them down. Unfortunately, they weren't successful, causing The Stupidity Squad to plow through their defenses, leading them to confront the crime boss himself, Voucher. Due to The Stupidity Squad, the Kunzite Mafia crumbled when HB used the Smashinator to punch Voucher outside the window behind the Ultra Battery's podium, causing him to meet his demise.

## Trivia

* The Kunzite Mafia's name is references towards the Kunzite gemstone, which has been concluded by metaphysical beliefs to be "deeply connected to the heart and love", which is ironic, considering it's utilized by a crime organization that is prominently disconnected to these themes.
	+ TechnoVoltage considered this to be the Kunzite Mafia's name, just because "Kunzite" sounded like "cunning", which relates more to the crime organization's tone.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *The Stupidity Squad: Crystalized Power*