Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible

### Namesake

The Cairngorms, a mountain range in the Eastern Highlands, Scotland, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Birth

Highlands Burrow, Highlands, Scotland, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Date of Death

23rd September 2020, 24th September 2020, 24th September 2020 (aged 176), 25th May 2021 (aged 177)

### Date of Death

23rd September 2020, 24th September 2020, 24th September 2020 (aged 176), 25th May 2021 (aged 177)

### Place of Residence

Highlands Burrow, Highlands, Scotland, Earth, Milky Way

### Occupation

Forager and Refuse Collector (1852 - 1884), Soldier (1854 - 25th May 2021), Burrow Leader (1930 - Present), Commander of the Scottish Division of the Anti-Crime Taskforce (March 2021 - 25th May 2021)

## Relations

### Friends

Chieftain Fashven, Chieftain Kintyre, Robert MacWomble, Culvain, Nessie, Ross, Cromarty, Ayrshire, Perth, Jennifer MacWomble, Dundee, Glen Coe, Glen Coe (Highlands Burrow), Dundee (Cairngorm’s mother), Glasgow (Glasgow Burrow), Fort William, Glasgow, Macallen, Dublin, Galway, Cairngorm’s Juvenile Soldiers, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Wellington, Bungo, Tomsk, Miss Adelaide, Orinoco, Alderney, Shansi, Stepney, Livingstone, Obidos,

### Acquaintances

Madame Cholet, Horace, Adolf Hitler (until 23rd September 2020), Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Garza, Paris (until 25th May 2021)

### Enemies

James (boat frog), The Blades. 16-Legged Penguins, Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence), Martin (frog), Martin’s Gang, Taylor (frog), Bryce (frog), Dennis (frog), Pauline (frog), Arthur (frog), Mark (frog), Phil (frog), Sharon (frog), Anti-Cairngorm Fox Group, Edna (gorilla), Edna’s Troop, Oswald (journalist), Polly, Mountain Climbing Zebras, social worker, Polish villages, Adolf Hitler (from 23rd September 2020), Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Garza, Paris, (from 25th May 2021, until March 2022)

## Political Offices

### Successor1

Position Vacant (next held by himself on the 23rd September 2020)

### Position3

Leader of Earth (serving with Adolf Hitler

### In Office3

16th September 2019 - 18th September 2019

### In Office4

23rd September 2020 - 24th September 2020

### Predecessor4

Position Vacant (last held by himself on the 23rd September 2020)

### Successor4

Position Vacant (next held by himself in March 2021)

### Predecessor5

Position Vacant (last held by himself on the 24th September 2020)

### Successor5

Position Vacant (next held by himself in March 2022)

### Position6

Commander of the Scottish Division of the Anti-Crime Taskforce

### Predecessor7

Position Vacant (last held by himself on the 25th May 2021)

### Successor8

Ayrshire

**Cairngorm** (commonly known as **Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible**) (born 1844) is a Scottish womble who served as joint-world leader from the 16th September 2019 to the 18th September 2019 after tying the September 2020 World Leadership Election with Adolf Hitler.

He also served as Leader of the Highlands Burrow on four occasions, the first from 1930 to the 23rd September 2020 and the most recent from March 2022 to the present. Cairngorm is also notable for his command of the Scottish Division of the Anti-Crime Taskforce from March 2021 to the 25th May 2021, which saw the Scottish Division of the Anti-Crime Taskforce deviant significantly from and contravene the regulations of the wider Anti-Crime Taskforce. Cairngorm’s refusal to follow the regulations of the Anti-Crime Taskforce, such as by training wombles as young as eight as part of his group of juvenile soldiers and killing those who had not committed a crime, resulted in him coming into conflict with the Commander of the Anti-Crime Taskforce, Tel Aviv. Following further non-compliance and defiance, Tel Aviv executed Cairngorm on the 25th May 2021. This event was the catalyst of the Scottish Wombles’ War, which began after several million Scottish wombles attacked the Tel Aviv Burrow, due to their anger over Cairngorm’s death. The Scottish wombles, who were armed with comparatively primitive weapons, were quickly defeated. The Scottish Wombles’ War ended in June 2021, after the Mass Killing of the Scottish Wombles resulted in all the remaining Scottish Wombles who were hostile to Jerusalem’s government being killed.

Cairngorm was reconstructed in March 2022 and has since resumed his position as Leader of the Highlands Burrow.