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User909

Chickengee is, along with several other Fakegees, helping to build a great statue of their current communist leader, who is: (insert his/her name)

8:49

TheEnderGamer

These Marios appear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1jQo5s0hUs

8:51

Hiddenlich

\*Who do you guys want to be leader?

8:52

User909

Garbon

8:52

Hiddenlich

 (Y)

I think this would be the first time Garbon ever entered a roleplay

8:53

User909

Yeah

There are multiple portraits of Garbon spread throughout the galaxy. Inside and outside buildings.

8:55

Hiddenlich

\*Weegee's family members are executed, even the "distant" relatives (Zelgras for example)

Udfigbivuh is ditched for multiple wives, since polygamy is legalized with Garbon's rise to power

\*Who would like to play the honorable chairman of the United 'Gees Union?

8:58

User909

i will

8:59

Hiddenlich

\*Is Ender still here?

8:59

User909

idk

9:00

TheEnderGamer

yes

idk what to do tho

9:01

Hiddenlich

\*In the main base of operations for the Ora Mob...

Oralleo is making out with oranges on top of his desk

9:02

User909

Oralleo: I knew this would be a good idea! Oranges can't say no!

9:04

Hiddenlich

Yeegee: Sir, can I come in? It's important.

9:04

User909

Oralleo: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Oralleo hides all the oranges and does some "cleaning" on his desk and floor

He then opens the door

9:06

Hiddenlich

Yeegee: Sir, Garbon has declared religion a crime against the People's Oath.

9:06

User909

Oralleo: ...a crime?

9:06

Hiddenlich

Yeegee: There is no doubt he will come for us. We need to move our operations elsewhere!

9:07

User909

Oralleo: Hmmmm...

Oralleo: What's the nearbiest galaxy that is likely to not care about our activities?

9:08

Hiddenlich

Yeegee: The Armageddon Kingdom?

9:08

User909

Oralleo: Perfect!

9:08

Hiddenlich

\*There is loud banging on the temple door

9:08

User909

Oralleo: Oh crap!

9:08

Hiddenlich

Gee Agent: THE PEOPLE'S POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOORS THEISTS!

9:09

User909

Oralleo looks right and left and has an idea

He jumps from the window

9:09

Hiddenlich

Yeegee: ...

9:09

User909

Oralleo: Wait, how many stories is this building tall?

9:10

Hiddenlich

\*Oralleo is already on the ground

Yeegee: That window was only 2 feet from the ground. The temple is built into the-

9:10

User909

(I was going to make a silly cartoonish joke  :P )

9:10

Hiddenlich

The door is blown open by a rocket launcher

Yeegee: !

9:10

User909

Oralleo runs away

9:10

Hiddenlich

Yeegee: Oralleo? Oralleo?

9:11

User909

Oralleo: NOPE NOPE NOPE

Oralleo turns into an orange and rolls down the hill

9:11

TheEnderGamer

Arteegee appears

9:11

Hiddenlich

Yeegee is gunned down by the Gee Agents

9:11

TheEnderGamer

Arteegee: WHAT IS GOING ON HER-oh

9:11

Hiddenlich

Gee Agent: Arteegee! STAY RIGHT THERE!

9:12

TheEnderGamer

Arteegee: Heh... heh...

Arteegee flicks paint in their eyes and runs away

9:12

Hiddenlich

Gee Agent: G\*d d\*mn it!

\*The Gee Agent is shot down by another Gee Agent

Gee Agent 2: G-O-D IS A FORBIDDEN WORD!

\*I have to go

9:15

User909

aww

9:15

Hiddenlich

 o/

9:15

User909

bye

9:15

TheEnderGamer

oh

bai

9:15

Hiddenlich

Continue the roleplay

Or start a new one. That is up to you guys now.

Hiddenlich has left the chat.

9:19

TheEnderGamer

Soo

Which one?

9:20

User909

that one

9:21

TheEnderGamer

is continuing a roleplay that one

9:21

User909

yeah lets continue that one

Luc BLAOWS someone

9:24

TheEnderGamer

Arteegee pants

Arteegee: Huff... Phew! I luckily got away there!

9:24

User909

Arteegee sees a hill in front of him

9:24

TheEnderGamer

Arteegee: REALLY?!

9:25

User909

He could (A) Roll down the hill (B) Make a nice painting about it (C) Go back and fight the police like a man!

9:26

TheEnderGamer

Arteegee: Well, it's a beautiful hill. \*paints a picture of the hill\*

Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.

9:27

User909

The picture was very nice! He could now: (A) Try to sell it, despite the lack of a money-based economy now (B) Smash it against the rock and try making something better (C) Roll the hill using it as a board (D) Roll down the hill normally

9:27

Waluigiofthegods

Hey.

9:27

User909

yo

9:27

Waluigiofthegods

Did you invent a new roleplay method?

9:28

User909

idk

9:28

Waluigiofthegods

It looks like it.

9:29

TheEnderGamer

hey

D

9:34

User909

oh

9:36

TheEnderGamer

.

9:36

User909

Arteegee rolls down the hill and finds himself in the outskirts of the city, next to a river. Away from civilization, but not so much, he could: (A) Show his painting to the crocodiles (B) Try to find a way around the river (C) Swim accross the river, risking getting the painting wet (D) Try to jump accross the river using the head of the crocodiles as platforms

9:37

Waluigiofthegods

Canada is watching

9:37

TheEnderGamer

how

how did he get there

how did he escape the gee officers

9:39

Waluigiofthegods

I can't roleplay because he'll automatically be arrested.

9:41

User909

Oh noes! Looks like you're having trouble roleplaying! You can either: (A) Try to find a way arround it by replacing your character (B) Use another character (C) "Bull Honky!"

9:41

TheEnderGamer

He's gonna do C

He always does C

9:41

Waluigiofthegods

Really?

9:42

TheEnderGamer

yes

you do

9:43

Waluigiofthegods

Well this is complete bullcrap.

9:43

User909

he went C2

9:45

TheEnderGamer

well

seems you can't roleplay

9:45

Waluigiofthegods

9:45

TheEnderGamer

sad

9:45

User909

hmmm watcha say

9:45

TheEnderGamer

why are you sending us a picture of chef

9:45

User909

you can just adapt your character to the scenario though