Love Is A Battlefield (Transcript)

This is the sixth episode of Justice Squadron: Comicger

\*It was almost Valentine's Day in Petropolis, and love seems to be in the air. And, Crystal Comics is no exception, as Big Louie has been swinging around the store hanging up hearts from the ceiling and Valentine's banners from the ceiling boardings. The Comicgers were all there as usual, but they were having mixed feelings about Valentine's Day in general.\*

David: Oh, boy. Valentine's Day is upon us once again. Just another day where dudes like me are reminded that love is pretty one-note.

William: Yeah, I get the feeling, David.

Katie: Aw, c'mon, guys! I'm sure you'll all find great girlfriends one day. You got what it takes to find that special somebody. ^^ (holds up a box of chocolates) Not to mention, you get free candy! X3 (opens it up, grabs a chocolate bon-bon, and eats it)

Paul: Actually, guys, if you wanted a more in-depth look on Valentine's Day, some believe that it started out as a Pagan festival from ancient Rome. The Romans had a festival called Lupercalia in the middle of February - officially the start of their springtime. It's thought that as part of the celebrations, boys drew names of girls from a box. They'd be boyfriend and girlfriend during the festival and sometimes they'd get married. Later on, the church wanted to turn this festival into a Christian celebration and decided to use it to remember St Valentine too. Gradually, St Valentine's name started to be used by people to express their feelings to those they loved.

Monica: (reading a Quick Vixen comic) Sounds pretty boring to me.

Paul: It's also on this day where Al Capone and his gang killed his rival, Bugs Moran, in the St. Valentine's Day massacre.

Monica: Huh, that's very interesting. ^^ But, I'm still not into this whole lovey-dovey stuff myself. (continues reading)

Big Louie: (climbing down after hanging the decorations) It doesn't matter what the holiday's deal is, anyway. The point is to just have fun with it, just like every other holiday. ^^ (turns to Katie) I'll take a chocolate as well, Katie.

Katie: Sure thing, Big Louie. (hands out the box of chocolates, and gives one to Big Louie)

\*Meanwhile, Gerald and Harold were checking out the Pop Vinyl figures when they overheard that Katie had a box of chocolates that she was giving to her friends.\*

Gerald: Hey, Harold! That box of chocolates Katie's got gives me a great idea!

Harold: That we should get some sweets? I'm getting kinda hungry.

Gerald: No, you doink! We can use it to figure out who the Comicgers really are! After they deal with the next monster that attacks the city, we'll show up to give them a box of chocolates. Naturally, they can't eat with those helmets on, so they'll have to remove them in order to eat the chocolates! Once they do, we snap a photo of their true faces, give the photo to the Paw Street Journal, and we become famous! It's genius!!!

Harold: Oh! Now, I getcha! But, can we still buy a box of chocolates for myself? I really am kinda hungry.

Gerald: Oh, alright. I'll have to ask my mom for extra money, though.

\*They then proceed to exit the store, when Big Louie catches them.\*

Big Louie: What're you two up to, now?

Gerald: We're heading to the candy store to buy a box of chocolates to give to the Comicgers after being SO inspired by Katie's box right there.  (points at Katie's box of chocolates)

Katie: Oh, really? Is it ANOTHER scheme to figure out who they REALLY are?

Harold: Yup, it is. ^^

Gerald: Harold!!! You mark my words, guys! We WILL discover the Comicgers' true identities, and we'll be famous for it! But first, we're heading home to ask my mom for enough to by the boxes of chocolates. Harold wants one, too.

Harold: Yeah.

David: Alright, then. Have fun, you two.

Gerald: Oh, we plan on it! C'mon, Harold!

\*They both head out the door to put their plan in motion.\*

William: Man, those two never learn, do they?

David: But, don't worry, guys! I have an idea to make sure they don't find out.  Now, gather 'round.

\*They huddle together to discuss David's plan. Meanwhile, at Darkanos' fortress, Darkanos himself was feeling pretty disgruntled about the fact that Valentine's day is approaching.\*

Darkanos: Ugh... Valentine's Day. A day of all that mushy lovey-dovey crud that always makes me feel queasy inside. Nobody's ever shown affection for me in my entire life.

Blaludon: (approaching Darkanos in a sexy manner) Oh, Darkanos. You know that's not true. I show affection to you nearly every single day. (wraps her arms around Darkanos, and scratches his chin)

Darkanos: (brushing her aside) Don't try to cheer me up, Blaludon. Although, your dedication to me is very admirable, I must admit.

Blaludon: (under her breath) Well, I'm glad he admires SOMETHING about me.

Rozoson: (coming into the throne room) My lord, I need to speak to you about our next plan to attack the city in the strategy room.

Darkanos: Excuse me, Blaludon. I need to discuss things with Rozoson for a moment. (gets up from his throne and joins Rozoson) Now, Rozoson, tell me the details.

\*As Darkanos and Rozoson head to the strategy room to discuss Rozoson's plan, Blaludon begins to think up a plan of her own.\*

Blaludon: It's time I made my OWN plan to conquer the city AND make Darkanos mine as well. (calls for Infafre) Oh, Infafre!!!

Infafre: (coming into the throne room from the dungeon) Huh, Miss Blaludon! Is there something on your mind?

Blaludon: Yes, I would like you to fetch me a monster that has the ability to make people fall in love with the very first thing they saw.

Infafre: Lemme guess: you want to get the master to fall in love with you?

Blaludon: Yes, of course.

Infafre: Well, I think I have just the monster you're looking for! I'll be right back! (heads back down to the dungeon)

\*On his way down to the dungeon, Infafre ran into Vistosam, who was also looking for a monster in hopes of getting Katie to fall in love with him.\*

Infafre: (surprised by his appearemce) Oh, Vistosam! What're YOU doing down here?

Vistosam: I'm looking to see if we have any monsters that causes people to fall in love with anything. I want to use it to make Comic Pink to fall in love with me.

Infafre: Oh. Well, Miss Blaludon wanted a monster to make the master fall in love with her as well.

Vistosam: (not surprised) She's still at it, is she?

Infafre: 'Fraid so.

Vistosam: Well, let's see what we can find, then. ^^

\*They begin to patrol the dungeon for the monster they were looking for. Meanwhile, David came home from Crystal Comics to find Stanley was on the phone with someone.\*

Stanley: Okay, great! I'll see you here on Valentine's Day, and we'll go out. Bye! (hangs up, and turns to his son) Oh, hello, David! I didn't hear you come in.

David: Who were talking to recently, Dad?

Stanley: Well, son, you're not gonna believe this, but... I met someone very special. ^^

David: You did?

Stanley: Yup. We talked a little bit, and she asked me if I wanted to go out to dinner on Valentine's Day.  And, given how your mother left us, I figured I had to get back in the dating business. So, I said yes. ^^

David: Wow! That's great, Dad!

Stanley: So, how about you? Are you doing anything for Valentine's Day?

David: Eh, not really.  I'm not much of a romantic sort. I'd rather just stay home, and probably catch a good movie on Petflix.

Stanley: Well, son, I know it's difficult to try and find the right person, but sometimes you gotta grin and bear it. Besides, I'm sure there's someone out there that would like to be your special someone.

David: That's exactly what Katie said.

Stanley: Well, you never know, unless you take a crack at it.  Now, why don't you go settle down? I'll have dinner ready in a little bit.

David: Okay, Dad. (goes upstairs to his room to get himself settled)

\*Back at Darkanos' fortress, Infafre and Vistosam return to the throne room with a monster in a bright pink outfit resembling a colonial petticoat but with hearts all over it. He was also wearing white gloves, white sleeve laces on his sleeves, black buckled shoes, and a belt with a heart on it. But, his most prominent feature was that instead of a head, he had giant red lips on top of his body.\*

Infafre: Here we are, Miss Blaludon. This monster has magic kisses guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels in love with the very first thing they see. I give you... Big Kisser!

Big Kisser: (making kissy noises with his giant lips) Ah, my mon cheri! I am definitely feeling ze love tonight!

Blaludon: Excellent! Let's test it out when Darkanos returns from the strategy room. Then, he'll fall in love with me.

\*Then, Darkanos and Rozoson return from the strategy room, and they were surprised to see Blaludon, Vistosam, and Infafre standing in the throne room with Big Kisser.\*

Darkanos: What the...? Infafre, who is this monster?

Infafre: Big Kisser, master. His kisses can make anyone fall head over heels in love with the first thing they see.

Darkanos: Oh, really? Let's see then.

Big Kisser: Now, hold quite still, monsieur. This will only take a second! (makes a kissy noise, and a giant heart comes flying at Darkanos)

\*Unfortunately, the heart misses Darkanos, and hits Rozoson instead.\*

Big Kisser: Sacre bleu! It backfired!

Rozoson: (getting grossed out and wiping the drool off of him) Blech! What are you trying to do? Drown m... (suddenly sees Blaludon, and starts succumbing to Big Kisser's spell) I think I love you!

Blaludon: (shocked by what's going on) Excuse me?

Rozoson: KISS ME, YOU FOOL! (lunges towards Blaludon, and tries to kiss her)

Blaludon: AUGGHHHH!!!! This isn't what I planned! Get away from me, you walking throw rug! (starts running away from Rozoson)

Rozoson: (thinks she's playing hard to get, and chases her) Come back, beautiful!

Darkanos: (laughing at this) This is much better than Rozoson's plan! If we use this monster to get the Comicgers fall head over heels in love with us, they'll be powerless to stop us!

Infafre: (thinking it over) You know, master! That sounds like a great idea!

Darkanos: Of course it's a great idea!!! I thought of it!

Vistosam: Uh... my liege. If we DO succeed in making the Comicgers fall in love with us, shall I have Comic Pink for my own as well?

Darkanos: (thinking it over) So be it, then. She won't be much use to ME, that's for sure!

Vistosam: (ecstatic about Darkanos' decision) YES!!! Thank you, my liege! (kisses his hand)

Darkanos: You're quite welcome. Now, get going!!!

Big Kisser: Your wish eez my command, monsieur! Allez! (teleports away with Vistosam)

\*The next day, William was out on the school football field practicing with the rest of the team, unknown that Monica was secretly standing by the bleachers admiring him from a distance.\*

Monica: (in deep thought) "Aw, man. Will's such a hunk. I obviously don't want him to know because of my 'tough-girl image,' but there's nothing wrong with a little secret admiration."

\*William was practicing his footwork, and then Coach Icebear blows his whistle to end the exercise.\*

Coach Icebear: Okay, men! Take a 10-minute break, and we'll wrap up soon.

\*As the players head to the benches to take a 10-minute breather, William notices Monica standing by the bleachers as he was wiping the sweat off with a towel.\*

William: Monica? What're YOU doing here?

Monica: (shocked) Oh, Will! I had a free period today, so I decided to stop by, and see how you were doing.

William: Oh, things are goin' great, thanks for asking. (drinks out of a sipper bottle) Coach Icebear says I'm getting better each day. ^^

Monica: Oh, good. Uh.... listen. I was wondering. You got any plans for Valentine's Day?

William: Not really, Monica. You wanna do something?

Monica: Well, I was kinda hoping you'd like to... y'know... go see a movie together?

William: Sure. What time?

Monica: Uh....

\*Suddenly, a frantic-looking possum lady comes running past the school as if she was running from some kind of trouble.\*

Possum Lady: Help! There's a humongous pair of lips running around the city, and making people crazy! Somebody call the police!

Monica: A walking pair of lips? Sounds like Darkanos is up to his old tricks again!

William: Yeah! Let's go! But, first, I gotta talk to Coach Icebear. (walks over to Coach Icebear) Uh, listen, coach. I just remembered... my mom called, she has a cold! I gotta go and pick up some medicine for her.

Coach Icebear: (confused) Can it wait 'till after practice?

William: I'm afraid not! She's hacking up a storm, and if I don't get relief for her soon, she'll be miserable. And, there's nothing more dangerous than a miserable killer whale.

Coach Icebear: (thinking it over) Well, okay! You're excused from the rest of practice. I'd hate to see a killer whale with a bad cold, either.

William: Trust me! It's not pretty! Thanks, coach! (runs back to Monica) Okay, now we can go!

Monica: Great!

\*Then, they rush off to the city to see what's going on. In the city, Big Kisser was kissing away at everyone, causing them to fall in love with the first thing they saw. But, it wasn't just other people, though. Some victims even fell in love with inanimate objects like trash cans, street lights, and even the gum on the sidewalks.\*

Male Frog: (falling in love with an ATM) I think I love you!

Male Brown Bear: (falling in love with his own dog) I think I love you!

Female Cheetah: (falling in love with a male Basset hound that was passing by) I think I love him!

Male Cheetah (who was her boyfriend): Oh, so that's the way it's gonna be, huh?

Male Bull: (falling in love with a quarter he found on the sidewalk) I think I love you!

Big Kisser: (giddy with the results) Oh, fantastique! Love eez definately in zee air, today! Everyone's bitten by zee love bug, which is me!

Vistosam: But, don't forget, we still need to get the Comicgers to fall under your spell. This all just to get their attention!

Big Kisser: But, of course, Monsieur Vistosam. I vas just merely, how you say, getting warmed up!

Vistosam: Whatever.

\*Then, William and Monica quickly arrive, and they couldn't believe what they were seeing.\*

William: What the heck...???

Monica: I've heard of "love at first sight," but this is ridiculous! (sees a female tapir embracing and kissing a smelly port-a-potty, with someone still in it, no less)

Female Tapir: Oh, my love! Run away with me forever!

Person in Port-A-Potty: Hey! What's going on out there?!? Who is this?!?

Big Kisser: (seeing the Comicgers) Ah, zee Comicgers! So nice of you join us!

William: Wow! A giant pair of lips on a monster! Definitely Big Kisser.

Monica: Yup, from Issue #14.

Vistosam: Too bad your little tiger friend isn't with you. I would love to give her a nice, big kiss!

Monica: The only thing YOU'LL be kissing is your butt good-bye, Vistosam! (holds up her Comic Turner) Ready, Will?

William: (holding up his) Ready!

Monica + William: Comic Turner, activate! (the Comic Turners convert back to their original form) Comic Powers, Turn On! (morph into their Ranger form)

Big Kisser: Joli tour. ^^ Now, here's a neat trick of our own!

Vistosam: PARAXIS, ARISE!!!!

\*Then, a small platoon of Paraxis materialize in front of them.\*

Vistosam: ATTACK!

\*Then, the Paraxis, Vistosam, and Big Kisser start fighting Monica and William. William draws his Art Laser in sword mode, and starts slashing his way through the Paraxis as they strike at her with their spears. Monica has hers in blaster mode, and shoots a couple that were coming towards her. Then, Vistosam draws his laser rapier, and jabs at Monica with it.\*

Monica: (dodging it quickly) Gee, Vistosam, I dunno what's worse: your technique or your mustache!

Vistosam: Don't make fun of my mustache! (fires a laser at Monica)

Monica: (dodges quickly, and converts her Art Blaster to sword mode, and fights Vistosam with it)

\*Meanwhile, William has tackled Big Kisser, who was coming at him with his fists flailing in the air.\*

Big Kisser: (dropping to the ground) Non juste, brute! You got dirt on my petticoat!

William: Well, you definitely deserved it, you creepy jerk! And, your accent sucks!

Big Kisser: (getting angry) Sacre Bleu!!! That does it! (kicks William off of him and into the dirt)

\*Then, the other Comicgers quickly arrive just in time, and already morphed.\*

David: We came as soon as Dad told us!

William: (getting back up) Oh, good! We could use all the help we can get!

Vistosam: (suddenly seeing Katie) Ah, Comic Pink! Just the girl I'm looking for!

Katie: Oh, crud. Not him again.

Vistosam: Now, Big Kisser! Cast your spell on her!!!

Big Kisser: (getting back up) Oui oui, monsieur! (makes a kissy noise, and a heart blows at Katie)

Monica: (seeing the heart heading to Katie) Oh, no! Look out, Katie! (jumps in front of the heart, and gets hit by it)

\*As Monica collapses on the ground, William goes over to help her up.\*

William: You okay, Monica?

Monica: I think so, Will. I... (looks at William with nothing but hearts in her eyes) I think I love you!

William: What?

Monica: C'mere, you big hunka man, you! (embraces William in a big bear hug)

William: Uh... guys?

Katie: Monica must've been hit by Big Kisser's spell! He was aiming it at me!

Paul: And, she jumped in the way to save you!

Vistosam: Blast it all! Instead of Comic Pink falling in love with me, Comic Yellow has fallen in love with Comic Blue! You dunderhead! (bonks Big Kisser on the head)

Big Kisser: Aie!

Vistosam: We'll be back for her, Comicgers! (disappears with Big Kisser)

David: So, that's it, huh? Since Katie refuses to be Vistosam's lover, he's trying to force her to be his, instead!

Katie: Well, even if I was forced to be, I would STILL say no!

William: (dragging Monica along, who was still clinging to him) Uh, guys! Do ya think we can try and fix Monica here?

David: (seeing Monica) Oh, yeah! Let's take her back to the studio! Dad will know what to do!

\*They all quickly head back to the studio to figure out what to do next. Once back there, they told Stanley what just happened, and Monica was too preoccupied with drawing doodles of William with hearts surrounding it.\*

Stanley: Of course. Big Kisser! I should've known it was HIS doing ever since I saw Ms. Killgrave hugging her desktop computer downstairs.

\*Downstairs, Ms. Killgrave has been affected by Big Kisser's love spell, and was lovingly hugging her desktop computer.\*

Ms. Killgrave: Stay with me, my love!

William: Yeah, when we got to the scene, Mr. Chippendale, we saw a lot of people falling in love with random things, like mailboxes, trash cans, and even bird poop! We saw this one chick in love with a port-a-potty, which is REALL disgusting.

Stanley: I was afraid of this! Big Kisser's spell doesn't create actual REAL love, that would be impossible! But, it does create unnatural and unhealthy amounts of infatuation and/or obsession. And for that reason alone, he's probably one of the deadliest monsters I've created for the series!

David: I kinda got that impression, Dad.

\*Then, Monica finishes the drawing and gives it to William, along with a drawing of the two of them staring into each other's eyes with hearts surrounding them.\*

Monica: For you, sweety.

William: Uh, thanks.

Monica: (jumps on William, and kisses him on the cheek)

Katie: You see, Mr. Chippendale, Vistosam planned to have Big Kisser place ME under the spell to get me to fall in love with him, but Monica jumped in front of it to save me, and that's why she's under the spell!

Stanley: I see.

Paul: Is there a way to reverse the effects of the spell, Mr. C?

Stanley: Yes, but it's pretty tricky. It involves THREE ingredients: an 11x15 patch of grass, a feather from a chicken, and a gallon of apple juice!

David: Oh, boy! This IS tricky. I'll go and get the apple juice!

Paul: I'll get the grass patch!

Katie: Guess that leaves me with the chicken feather!

Stanley: Excellent. ^^ Unfortunately, that means Will's stuck here with our love-struck little lizard for the time being.

William: I kinda figured THAT one out, Mr. C.

Monica: (hugging William tightly)

David: C'mon, guys! Let's get moving!

\*The Comicgers head to the elevator, and split up to find the ingredients they need. At the candy store, Gerald and Harold were just buying two boxes of chocolate (one for Harold, and one for the Comicgers) when Katie came in, knowing that Gerald's the only chicken that she knows.\*

Gerald: (to the store clerk) Give us two of the biggest boxes of chocolate you got, please!

Store Clerk: (giving them the boxes) I dunno if you kids should be out and about with that monster running around. It's all over the news. (shows them the TV where Big Kisser's antics have gotten onto the news)

Dorothy Camel: "Reports are coming in all over Petropolis that one of Darkanos' monsters is causing a major love spell on our fair citizens. This love spell causes anyone to fall head over heels in love with the very first thing they see. And, I'm not kidding! People have been falling in love with random stuff like hubcaps, telephone poles, and even fruit flies! It's insane!"

\*Unbeknownst to her, Big Kisser's spell hits her, and she starts falling in love with the microphone in her hand.\*

Dorothy Camel: "I think I love you!!"  (embraces the microphone in a big hug)

Gerald: Man, that's creepy.

Katie: (quietly reaches for Gerald's backside, and plucks a feather from his backside)  Bingo!

Gerald: OUCH!!! Hey, who did that?

Katie: Oh, sorry Gerald.  I noticed your shirt had a loose thread on it. So, I yanked it off, and might've accidentally plucked off one of your feathers.

Gerald: Oh. Well, I don't have the time for this! Harold and I have some Comicgers to find! (pays for the chocolates)

Harold: Oh, good! I'm starved! (takes one of the boxes of chocolates, and starts to eat some of them)

Gerald: C'mon, Harold! (heads out the store with Harold)

Katie: (holds up the feather) Yes! Now, I hope David and Paul were just as successful.

\*At the nearby corner store, David was able to buy a full gallon of apple juice, and heads back to the studio with it. Paul was taking measurements on his back lawn for the proper dimensions of the patch of grass needed for the antidote. After marking the measurements perfectly, he cuts the patch evenly, and backs it up in a brown paper bag to take back to the studio.\*

Mrs. Bison: Paul, where are you going with part of our lawn?

Paul: Oh, uh, I'm working on a new experiment with my friends, and we need a patch of grass to help conduct it. We're testing to see how the digestive system works in grazing animals like us bison. ^^

Mrs. Bison: Well, if it's for scientific purposes, I see no reason why not. But, your father's gonna be VERY testy once he gets home.

Paul: I know, Mom. I'll see ya later.

\*Then, Paul leaves, and heads back to the studio where he meets up with the others, who were also successful. Monica has just carved a big heart in the wooden wall of the studio with W + M in it, representing her initials and William's.\*

Monica: You like it, sweetie? Even if you flip it upside down, it'll still signify our love.

William: Thanks. I guess.

David: We're back with the ingredients, Dad!

Stanley: Great! And, not a second too soon. Let's go!

\*Then, they head for the studio's kitchenette, and prepare the antidote for Big Kisser's love spell. They cut up the grass patch, and put the pieces in the blender with the chicken feather. After pouring in the apple juice, Paul hits puree, and the ingredients blended into a juicy tonic that they hope will cure the spell.\*

Katie: I sure hope this works! (pours the antidote into a cup)

Stanley: It better for our sake! (takes the cup, and gives it to Monica) Here, Monica. Drink this.

Monica: (taking the cup) What is it?

Stanley: Tonic for the nerves. Drink it, and you'll feel great. ^^

Monica: Okay. (drinks the antidote, and within a few seconds, she was back to normal) What just happened?  Last thing I remember, I just saved Katie from that monster's love spell. (realizes what happened to her) Wait. I was hit by that love spell, wasn't I?

David: Yup.

Monica: (feeling bad about what happened) Oh, man. Will, I'm so sorry. I didn't know what came over me.

William: Don't worry, Monica. At least you're back to normal. ^^

Stanley: Unfortunately, this antidote isn't enough to cure everyone in the city. So, in order to break the spell permanently, we'll have to send Big Kisser back to the comics!

Paul: Duly noted, Mr. Chippendale!

Katie: Where's his current location, now?

Stanley: (checking the tracking system) He and Vistosam are over at the park doing their stuff!

David: We're on it, Dad! (holds up his Comic Turner) Ready, guys?

William, Katie, Paul, and Monica: (holding up theirs) Ready!

Comicgers: Comic Turners, activate! (the Comic Turners convert to their original forms) Comic Powers! Turn On! (flick the on switches of the Comic Turners, and morph into their Ranger forms)

Stanley: (using the gemstone on his pencil to bring the drawing of the Sketch Cycles to life)

Comicgers: (getting on their Sketch Cycles) Sketch Cycles, online! (turning on the ignition of the Cycles, and revving up)

\*They lower into the building's garage.\*

Comicgers: Let's motor! (start driving their Sketch Cycles out of the garage and into the city)

\*Meanwhile, at the park, Big Kisser was making everyone in the park fall in love with various things such as the trees, the playground equipment, the benches, and even the pigeons in the grass.\*

Big Kisser: Ah, magnifique! It's like Valentine's Day was made just for moi!

Vistosam: And, pretty soon, Comic Pink will show up, and she'll be mine!

\*Then, the Comicgers pull up on their Sketch Cycles.\*

David: Not so fast, Vistosam!

Big Kisser: Ah, zee Comicgers again! Ready for another helping of my love?

Monica: Forget it, lip boy! I'm cured of your phony baloney love! Now, it's time I showed you that love hurts!

Vistosam: But, this time, I won't miss my target on Comic Pink! Paraxis, arise!!!

\*Then, a couple of Paraxis materialize in front of Vistosam and Big Kisser.\*

Vistosam: ATTACK!!!!!

\*Then, the Paraxis all charge at the Comicgers as they rev up their Sketch Cycles.\*

David: C'mon, guys! Let's see what the Sketch Cycles can do against these creeps!

William, Katie, Paul, and Monica: Right!

\*They then rode off towards the Paraxis, and start using their weapons on them. David rode through a couple of them, and wanted to try out the laser feature on it.\*

David: Let's try out that awesome laser feature! (pushes a button, and a couple of lasers were fired at the Paraxis, causing them to dematerialize) Oh, man! That was sweet!

\*Meanwhile, William was driving through some more Paraxis, and after blasting a few, he decides to take to the air.\*

William: I heard these things can fly, too. So, let's try it out! (pushes a button, and his Sketch Cycle converts to a flying machine, and it starts flying up high) Oh, cool! Now, I gotta bird's eye view of the action! Fire away! (fires the Cycle's lasers at the Paraxis, causing them to dematerialize) Yes!

\*While that's going on, Paul and Monica jump their Sketch Cycles up into the air, dodging the blasts from the Paraxis' laser spears. Then, Paul takes to the sky, with a couple of winged Paraxis flying at him.\*

Winged Paraxi: After him!

Paul: Eat nitro, you insectoid losers! (activates the nitro boost, and leaves the Paraxis caught in the blast) That got 'em!

\*Back on the ground, Monica revs up her Sketch Cycle, and fires the lasers at Vistosam as he tries to fire back with his laser rapier. She quickly dodges them, and hits Vistosam, causing him to fall over.\*

Monica: Have a nice trip, Vistosam? See ya next fall.

Vistosam: (getting back up) Quickly, Big Kisser! Kiss Comic Pink, NOW!!!!

Big Kisser: Oui oui!!! (makes a kissy noise, and fires his spell at Katie)

\*Luckily, Katie jumps up, and dodges it. Then, she blasts the lasers at Big Kisser at full power, causing him to fly backwards onto the ground.\*

Katie: (parking her Sketch Cycle) No thanks. I normally don't kiss on the first date.

\*As Vistosam rushes to Big Kisser, Blaludon shows up ready to make Big Kisser grow.\*

Vistosam: There you are, Blaludon! Where have you been?

Blaludon: I was trying to get away from Rozoson. He's coming at me with a bouquet of daisies!!!

Vistosam: Well, hurry up, and make Big Kisser grow! Before the master gets angry!

Blaludon: Okay, okay! Don't rush me! (blows one of her magic kisses at Big Kisser, which causes him to grow)

Big Kisser: Ha ha! Now, I am zee biggest lover around!

Rozoson: (running at Blaludon with a bouquet of daisies) Come back, my darling! I have some lovely daisies for you!

Vistosam: Good! Now, let's get outta here!!!

Blaludon + Vistosam: (running off with Rozoson chasing them)

\*The Comicgers quickly see how big Big Kisser got, and decided to raise the stakes against him.\*

David: (contacting Stanley) Dad, send the Action Vehicles! Big Kisser's now living up to his name!

Stanley: Action Vehicles on the way, son! (uses the gem on his pencil to bring his drawings of the Action Vehicles into the real world)

\*Once the Action Vehicles appear, they start making their way to the Comicgers.\*

David: Okay, guys! Let's go!

\*The Comicgers immediately get into their Action Vehicles, and begin to log on.\*

David: Comic Racer, ready to go!

William: Comic Tumbler, all set!

Paul: Comic Armorer, online!

Monica: Comic Turbine, flyin' high!

Katie: Comic Mini, revvin' up!

David: Alright, guys! Let's form Action Comic Robo!

\*They then form Action Comic Robo, and begin to fight Big Kisser.\*

Big Kisser: Ah, now to make your most powerful weapon succumb to my charms! (makes a kissy noise, and fires his spell at the ACR)

William: Incoming love spell!

Katie: I got it covered! (moves the ACR's right arm in front of it, blocking the spell)

Big Kisser: Sacre Bleu! Zhat's impossible!

David: We won't be falling for THAT trick again! Now, let's take him down!

\*Then, the ACR starts fighting with Big Kisser. Big Kisser kicks at the ACR, and it retaliates by punching him with a powerful left hook. After trading a couple blows, Big Kisser decides to use his love spell on them again.\*

Paul: Aw, crud! He never learns, does he?

Monica: Well, he's not gonna get us THIS time! (activates the Comic Turbine's engine, and points it at Big Kisser)

\*The ACR then blows a blast of hot air from the Comic Turbine's engine, which causes Big Kisser's lips to become chapped.\*

Big Kisser: (seeing his lips all cracked and dry) Oh, no! Not chapped lips!!!!

David: Nice work, Monica! Now, let's bring out the sword! (starts inputting the code for the sword into the Robo's computer)

\*Then, the Comic Sword materializes in the ACR's right hand.\*

David: Let's put an end to this love story!

Comicgers: Right! Comic Sword! FINAL STRIKE!!!

\*The ACR raises the sword high up in the air, and it glows the Comicgers' colors. Then, it swings down, slicing Big Kisser right down the middle.\*

Big Kisser: Adieu, my love! Parting eez such sweet sorrow! (does a dramatic pose, and falls down and explodes, sending his spirit back to the comics)

\*As it happened, his love spell seems to be wearing off, as people were starting to convert back to normal after loving such random things. At Crystal Comics, a young lion boy was hugging a copy of Issue #14 of the Comicgers comics, when Big Kisser returned to it, and the love spell on him was broken.\*

Lion Boy: Huh? What just happened? (sees the comic in his paws) Wow, this comic looks cool. (goes over to the cashier, where Big Louie was standing at perplexed) I'll take it, Big Louie. ^^

Big Louie: Uh, sure. (scans the comic, and the boy pays for it) Have a good day, kid.  (looks on as the boy leaves) Boy, love can really make people do weird things.

\*Meanwhile, Blaludon and Vistosam were up in a tree trying to avoid Rozoson, when the spell that Big Kisser put on him completely wore off.\*

Rozoson: (not remembering a thing) What am I even doing here? And, where's that monster?

Blaludon: The Comicgers sent it back to the comics, that's where. (gets down from the tree with Vistosam)

Vistosam: Well, this plan was a bust. We'd better head back to the fortress. Darkanos is probably furious about this.

Blaludon: Without question.

\*Then, the three of them disappeared back to Darkanos' fortress. Then, as the Comicgers exited the ACR and it went back to Stanley's sketchpad, Gerald and Harold quickly arrive to give them the box of chocolates.\*

Gerald: Oh, thank you so much for saving us, Comicgers! As a token of our gratitude, my friend and I would like to give you all this box of chocoloates! (whispers to Harold) Harold, get the camera out.

Harold: (getting his camera out)

David: (taking the box of chocolates) Well, thank you, fair citizen. This is very nice of you.

Katie: (smelling the chocolates) Mmmmmmmmm. These smell good. ^^

Gerald: So, aren't you gonna open it up, and give 'em a taste test?

David: Uh..... listen, we can't. We need to return to HQ, and file our report. But, we will have them when we get back. Thanks again! ^^

\*The Comicgers got on their Sketch Cycles, and started to drive back to the studio.\*

William:  That was a close one.

Gerald: Darn it! I knew they'd be TOO smart to fall for that!

Harold: So, it's back to the drawing board?

Gerald: It does. But, one of these days, we will find out who the Comicgers REALLY are! (heads back home with Harold)

\*On the night of Valentine's Day at the Chippendale household, Stanley was just about ready to go on his big Valentine's Day date, when David comes downstairs to watch a movie on Petflix.\*

David: Gettin' ready for your big date, Dad?

Stanley: Oh, yes. ^^ You sure you wanna stay in and watch something on Petflix tonight?

David: Yeah, but I'm gonna watch with someone. Actually, I've invited the other Comicgers over for movie night. ^^

Stanley: Oh. Well, I suppose hanging out with friends isn't any different.

David: But, I did hear that even AFTER Monica was cured of Big Kisser's love spell, she still has some feelings for Will. So, it's not a total loss. ^^

Stanley: Eh, whatever.

\*Then, the doorbell rings, and David answers it. It was the other Comicgers coming over for movie night. Katie was holding the box of chocolates Gerald and Harold gave them in Ranger form, while Paul was carrying a 2-liter bottle of coke. William and Monica, however, came in with William's arms wrapped around Monica.\*

Katie: Hey, David! Hi, Mr. Chippendale! We're here for movie night. ^^

David: I see you brought the chocolates, Katie. ^^

Katie: Certainly. I just hope you got the popcorn popper working, though. We don't want a mess like last time.

David: Don't worry. I got the kinks worked out this time. Trust me.

\*As they sat down in the TV room, Monica was still feeling bad about what happened when she was under Big Kisser's spell.\*

Monica: Will, I'm sorry about what happened a few days ago. I just wasn't myself. I...

William: Hey, Monica. It's okay. You were just trying to save Katie from becoming Vistosam's lover. In the end, you were just trying to do the right thing. And, besides, I kinda liked those little doodles you made of me. ^^

Monica: Really?

William: Yeah, they're really good. ^^

Monica: Aaaawwww, that's very sweet of you, Will. Thanks so much. (gives him a quick kiss on the cheek)

William: (starts turning red)

Paul: Heh. Looks like this killer whale is now black and white and red all over.

\*As the other Comicgers were laughing, the doorbell rings. This time, Stanley goes over to answer it, and at the door was Principal Kensington, only dressed in a more semi-formal dress for a night on the town.\*

Comicgers: (shocked by this sight) PRINCIPAL KENSINGTON???????

Principal Kensington: Oh, sorry. Was I walking in on something?

Stanley: Oh, not at all, Sylvia. I was just about ready to go, anyway. ^^

Katie: I can't believe that our principal is dating David's dad!

David: Me neither!

Principal Kensington: Well, compared to most comic book artists, he's actually quite handsome.

Stanley: I guess so. ^^ Well, see ya, son. I'll be back in a few hours. ^^

David: Okay, Dad! Have fun.

\*Then, Stanley and Principal Kensington head out the door, and go on their date.\*

Paul: Could you imagine if they eventually get married, David, that Principal Kensington could be your mom?

David: Principal Mom? That's definitely a nightmare in the making!

\*The Comicgers then laughed it off, and began to watch the movie for Valentine's Day.\*

THE END