Pls Waifu

Pls Waifu is a trilogy of servers made by Funny Fucker and The 6th Angel Cat. The servers consist of Pls Waifu, Plz Waifu: Kurushimi Wa Tsudzuku! (Pls Waifu: The Suffering Continues), and Pls Waifu: The Netflix Original. Boyfridge, AlienCapy and Funny Fucker were involved in the first Pls Waifu, and Boyfridge, XronGE, and The 6th Angel Cat were involved in the second and third Pls Waifu.

## Context and History

Before talking about the stories of each of the Pls Waifu adventures, you need to know what the Pls Waifu servers were actually about. The server revolved around Dank Memer, specifically his "pls waifu" command. Basically, they would say "pls waifu [X]", until Dank Memer said, "[X] is an [X]/100 waifu!". This sounds boring, because it was. This started when AlienCapy got, "100 is a 100/100 waifu!". This prompted everyone to do 69, and then 1. Eventually, Funny Fucker made the first Pls Waifu server.

## Pls Waifu Story

The first Pls Waifu's server had so much story, thanks to the now inactive AlienCapy, that it's story will be its own category.

### **Chapter 1: Uncounted Numbers**

Imagine going to discord and getting a lucky waifu draw! 100/100! Now imagine spamming all day long, hoping to get lucky. Not fun right? Well actually, it was surprisingly fun watching as the slave bot finally spit the answers. So we started off as a joke. We got 69 luckily on a random waifu rate. We decided to start: Counting rng. This is how counting gods got up to 100 with dank memer. 69 was a tough start. Although it took a while, we knocked our first challenge out. We decided to do a sequel to 69-70. This was no easier than 69, and Lil Dark went offline. After winning, we decided to do 100: an easy one. We quickly breezes through with a challenge: 0. This wasn’t too hard, but took a while to do. This what led us to: counting group. Area 1: Uncounted Numbers. We now started counting from 1-9. Mostly easy numbers, it was good for us to practice as we were beginners. 1 was simple: took a little while to do. A bizzare thing happened at 2: me and Gamer Greg both pls waifu at the same time, not to mention both making 2! This was a insanely lucky moment at a supposed 1/20000 chance. 3 was a solo test of Gamer Greg: he did it by himself, but managed to succeed. 4 is when Lil Dark reunited and went online: and we destroyed the challenge. We then decided to split up: we all did our own numbers. We achieved our numberer ranks. We then renamed a dank memer: to a mere slave. I did 5 and 7 easily, but 6 took a long time. Finally annihilating 6, we moved on to 8. 8 was a simple task: similar to most numbers, it didn’t take long till it broke down and finally spotted it out. As we fought our way through 8... the boss finally showed up: 9. 9 tanks a ton of hits, not to mention funny saying they have never seen 9 before. We spammed 9 as hard possible: yet almost no effect. We didn’t get taken out by the first boss. Over time, we took a swipe and destroyed the boss. Area 2: Dad Bot Zone. Obviously, we don’t want TOO quickly. We started off with an easy number: 10.

### **Chapter 2: Dad Bot Zone**

If you might have inferred, 10 was a complete joke. Don’t underestimate dad zone. But I’ll be honest here. We completely destroyed 11. A little underwhelming for something harder than the first zone. Now 12... take a guess. Like the rest: stupidly easy. The first 3 were easy, a simple introduction to the rest. Like the numbers, Dad Bot was feeling weak. We hoped our Dad Bot with their needs and tried to went on. Suddenly: 13 came out and killed Dad Bot in front of us. Blood was dripping and he died from blood loss. We challenged 13 for our loss. We’ve only know Dad Bot for a few minutes. But Dad Bot had decades of life, just leading up to this. 13 was a formidable foe. This might sound like a joke, but 13 was way stronger than the others. Infact, it might has been comparable to the guardian of the uncounted numbers. We took down the bloodsucker. So long, Dad Bot. We walk through the lands. “Heh,” said a mysterious number. Then we look around in shock. We notice a small number of 14. “Hah, we’ve already caught this thing many times,” I said. 14 brute force attacked all of us. Packed a punch harder than 13. This wasn’t going to be easy. We attack on many sides and angles, but none seemed to work. It turns out Dad Bot actually helped us fight these better. We destroyed this number, but with a few injuries. 15 was your simple number. Pretty glad to see one of these once in a while. We needed to heal our injuries, so this was a good choice. We simply killed it off, but the poor number never knew we were using it. 16. Easy or Hard? Easy. You might never know what the next will be, with various difficulties. That’s what happens when you live on a seesaw difficulty zone. 17 was somewhat mild, but our training was proven stronger than them. The heat turned up. 18 is seen there unfazed. We try to approach it. Heat. We can’t seem to fight back. 30 minutes of struggle. No damage. We manage to poke it... and... it seemed to do significant damage. Too. Hot. We can’t handle the pain. Lil dark fainted, but came up eventually. With a final hook, we destroyed 18's sensitive body. 19 was trading hits. Hit over hit. The tank to the next area was already going to be strong, but wasn’t thought to be this. The only way we won was through a piece of 18, a burning piece of chalk.

### **Chapter 3: Dividing Degrees**

Most of these numbers are around the same difficulty. We split apart. Me and Lil Dark were worn out because of the last two numbers. Maybe this was the numbers plan after all. Gamer Greg tackled 20, but Lil Dark had to sleep at the surface of the cave. Halfway in, I got back up on my feet to take out 21. I missed an attack at 21 accidentally typing pls waifu and it worked, sadly it didn’t count. It charged a strong attack to destroy the cave before we advanced, but thankfully Gamer Greg took it out before it destroyed the cave. But maybe destroying the cave was to save us. Maybe they were trying to protect us. 22 came out with more power than ever before. We dodged its punch, then it shot a fireball at us. We ran to a different area. In this area, we made it so it’s easier to beat the number. Fails and more fails. When we finally went back when the number was weakened, we took a final blow and it was over.   23 was pretty difficult. We managed to win and it turned out 23 was a relative of 22. 24 was an easy one, and quickly surrendered before we captured it. 25 was easily won. 26 was a huge threat to us and our time. When we almost defeated 26, 27 jumped out and helped 26, but capturing itself. Finally, we defeated 26, and onto 28. We quickly got rid of 28, who was once the ruler of this land until it got older. 29 finally approached us, mocking us with the key to the next land. We took a quick punch at it, but it was too fast for our eyesight. It dodged every hit we landed, and none of it seemed to do anything. We managed to wound it once, but it stayed strong, until finally, the cave crushed it and collapsed. We grabbed the key, then ran as fast as we could.

### **Chapter 4: Hell**

The title is self explanatory. But is it really? Welcome to 30-40. Living in hell is not easy. For example 30. We can move faster here, with faster inputs. But sadly, the numbers here are stupidly hard. After 7 minutes of fighting, we defeated our first hell creature. We were more experienced with these now, so 31 wasn’t too big of a problem. 32 was a guardian of the hell boss, a very experienced one at that. It melted every time we attacked it, simply burning us. What I didn’t know is we were actually damaging it. After a long battle, I still thought it was alive, but it simply disintegrated into magma and died altogether. 33 was easily defeated. Lil dark went to get food, came back to go against 34. 34 was not too hard. But we had to capture them all to complete the chain. 35, similarly to 34, was somewhat mild. We were slowly getting used to Hell numbers. 36 poses a threat, using 37 as a slave for defense. We took down both of them easily. 38 was taken down after a short while. Pretty exaggerated for hell, right? Well, Yup. We took down the throne of the hell boss, engulfed in flames and trickery we finally pushed through.

### **Chapter 5: Atlantis**

Sure, the numbers here are weak and slow. But the ocean here is wide and vast. Hunting for numbers is a lot harder here, maybe even the hardest. 40 was simple and easy though, almost everywhere in the deep ocean. Its smooth and vibrant look makes it very visible. 41 may be even more common, but is very hard to catch with it’s super high speeds. It doesn’t have great vision, so you have to hope you catch it by luck. 42 was a quick capture. 43 was the hardest of them, but like the others was not to difficult to catch. It then transitions to 44, which is more easy than almost all of these. 45 was easily gotten, but from now on it’s going to be a long ride. These numbers were too simple to catch, and the numbers knew that. They adapted to this and now some of the numbers can survive twice now. 46 was not too hard. We defeated it once, but when we fought it the next time, it got angry and stronger, no longer running away. 47 was almost harder than every other combined. It’s almost invisible by blending in and there’s few out there. Some close calls, but still failed. The hardest one yet of these. 48 was an easy catch. Instant catch on sight, we head on to 49. 49 was angry. All of its henchmen were destroyed. 49 attacked with great force, but didn’t tank much. It would send out other fish to block, while it terrorizes is with its raw power. We manage to catch it once, but just made it angrier and stronger. We take a blow at it, but that turned out to be a fish. We finally get a punch at it, and the fishes all got angry. Almost every animal attacked us, but we won in the end.

### **Chapter 6: Space**

Somewhat difficult for the halfway point. I guess it could be as hard at the first counting set (1-10) but a step up from the break “Atlantis” into this. 50 is about as hard as 0 and 100, but surprisingly hard for a simple number. 51 is easier, similarly to 50, than hard numbers, but we strook it down. 52 is meant to be in Atlantis, just stuffed into the space by the boss. 52 died shortly after in space, but we went to destroy 59. 53 was seemingly the boss, but turned out to be a joke, simply rubber thrown into the space by someone, likely the boss. As 53 didn’t really exist, we picked along the rubber object. 54 was a very weak one. Most of these aren’t so difficult because space limits their power, and almost none of them have resided here for their entire life. 55 was also... weak? There was something going on here. None of them have actual strength or power. 56 was staring at us with malicious intent. Something was wrong here, this isn’t what most of them did. They attacked us with the first blow, but we took it out. 57 came out of nowhere, and we decided to attack. It didn’t seem to care. Would’ve been a strong one if it were to do anything. We pummeled it as much as we could, until we finally captured it. 58 instantly died before us. In front of us was the mastermind behind this all: 59. 59 covered up the entire area with his prey and puppets. Their life is completely sucked out of them and plagued with death. We take a blow but 59 sinks into the death with no harm. Behind us, it injects lethal poison into us. The only cure is by capturing and killing 59 and using the exact poison again. The timer starts. It stalls by creating walls. When we finally punch it, it recoils and sends out conscious and frightened puppets who have no control over their body. We kill them all, only to realize they become lifeless plagued puppets. We attack 59 again, and it unfairly sinks behind death. We snipe the final blow, hurdling 59 to earth.

### **Chapter 7: ....**

We’re literally going nowhere. We’re never gonna get anywhere. This is the point of boredom and giving up. 60 was luckily gotten, but only after a long time we finally got it although it wasn’t so hard. 61 and 62 were quite easy, so we re added phases(finishing multiple times). 63 was kind of easy, but we weren’t getting anywhere and we didn’t know where to go. 64 was easy, but 65 and 66 were okay. 67 was shown easy, but came back harder. 68 was not hard, but what can I say? Lil Dark was the person who finished it. Now onto 69. The very start of this, we did this one. Now much later, we do it again. Lil Dark now has access to ctrl V, which helps us carry through most of it. It breaks down quickly and slowly, not even managing to pull a fight against Lil Dark. We then limit us at the end, but it ends up still being too easy.

### **Chapter 8: Procrastination**

Part 8: Procrastination. Hour by hour, these get delayed. We do 70, but we do 71 much after. 71 was easy even without Ctrl V from lil dark, and so was 72. It isn’t a problem doing these, instead it’s just boring. We haven't gotten a difficult number in 40 numbers. 73 was just as easy as any number from the last area, and 74 was also easy. At this point, you can already tell the boredom of the fact none of these numbers are difficult anymore. 75 was a nice challenge because everything was so easy now. 76 was quick, but 77 passed 75 is terms on difficulty. Lil Dark left and for a while, and so did I. When I came back, Gamer Greg was there and we did 78. This time, there would be no cool boss. Why? Well, probably because I’m too lazy. We took our time on this boss, but meh, I was too bored. Anyways, enjoy this epic fight. gun shot pew. Yes I hurt. On no you scary. This take time. Ok now I hit you again. Nooooo I am final phase. Cool but idc . noob. nooooo you kill me. Gg. Onto the final area.

Unfortunately, the second to last area's story was never finished. Boyfridge and Funny Fucker eventually finished 100 off.

## Pls Waifu 2 and 3 Story.

### **Chapter 2-1: The Gaming Reborn**

Like 5 months after the 'death' of SusAlienCapy, the rest of the ogs remade the Pls Waifu Server with more people. So we invited chiccn, Mecha Bun Bun, Elephant Boi(crazed axe) and XronGE. Number 1 was easy. But the og Dank Memer left so we had to invite a slightly purple(guy) version of Dank Memer. The numbers up to 6 were pretty ez, but 7 was slightly harder, because of his EPIC GAMER STATUS, 8 was getting hard but ended on a four out of 10. 9 was looking to be kinda hard but ended when, woman (real) said 'watch it be on the levels of 18' it then ended. Then was 10, a pretty talented GAMER, but 10 eventually died of pressure. And so we moved on to the next area, with half of the people in the group not doing anything, but then, the og, SusAlienCapy was revealed to be not dead. We then brought him back, and continued our journey to the next area.

The second chapter was never made, so here's the ongoing Pls Waifu 3.

### **Chapter 3-1: Uncounted Numbers Again**

Once again, the two real og's made a terible mistake. Exploring the Dank Forest for the third time. The first enemies, numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 were very easy. 5 was slightly harder, and 6 was slightly easier than 5, and 7 was the first, and only challenge, in this world. 8 was simple, 9 was the same, and 10 ended in 4 seconds. As a reward, a shovel, known as XronGE, was uncovered from the ground (don't ask how). However, the legendary Dad Bot was not found in the area.

### **Chapter 3-1: Dad Bot Zone Again**

Unlike the first time going here, 11 was very hard. It would've been impossible if we didn't have the shovel. 12 used to be a slave for the emperor, but now he was dead, and so was 12's soul. 13 was a lot easier than it was the first time we were here, and 14 died before we got to fight it. boyfridge had to go, so I dealt with 15, 16, 17, 18 and 19 alone. 18 sacrificed all of it's power and transferred it to 20, which we had completely destroyed last time we were here. However, it didn't put up much of a fight. At the end of the forest, we found the dead corpse of Dad Bot. We transferred some of our power to Dad, and we went into the land of 2022.

Currently, the third chapter has not been made.

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