Fentanyl is a national epidemic

**fentanyl is a national epidemic** is the third true Fentanyl video created by Nazarino. It's okay.

Link to the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaAg2Vtv9mM
Link to the remaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sttF87VJ8k

## Summary

The video begins with an excerpt from Rhett & Link's video "2 Guys 600 Pillows (Backwards)". As Link rises up from a mountain of pillows, he opens his mouth and says "EWWWWWWW!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!" Rhett is then shown eating liver, while Mii gunner sits on the edge of a cliff, looking really sweaty. Rhett then echoes this sentiment, saying "I'm sweatin". Rhett is then shown naked inside of a sensory deprivation tank, as Verizon's "Symphony Orchestra" plays. Link then comes out laughing like a chipmunk. Rhett is then shown typing on his computer, but he looks up and notices us, meaning it's time to go. Tord from Eddsworld then looks into his own personal hell, which is of him next to a jukebox that plays Weatherscan - Brighter Days (VERY LOUDLY). The picture then glitches out, and Tord is briefly replaced by Mauro Midday. A loud scream is heard, before the picture is cut to black, with only a simulation of The Bumstickler getting out of bed every morning in the corner. We are then flashed with a cropped image of a Cate Wurtz masterpiece involving piss and diapers as Daft Punk's Robot Rock plays quietly. The video is suddenly interrupted by CIVIL DANGER WARNING: JOE BUCK. Joe Buck himself seems very unenthused. He is then interrupted by a very loud version of Mic the Microphone's "Beyond the Tomb" as a slideshow plays that includes images such as Drake becoming Sprite, Tyler Toney destroying property and injuring loved ones (replaced by screaming Rhett), a homophobic Madden player, Eddsworld dancing, Len Kagamine bobbing his head, and a flossing Will Toledo that is age shifted to become Link. Rhett & Link then give an outro as the Beatles play Jay-Z and Patrick Bateman loses his mind. "Are You Gonna Eat That?" then plays, and Monst is shown to become a troll face. Joe Buck then shows up, with Radiohead's "Faithless the Wonder Boy" playing.

## Transcript

It's not me, it's definitely you! (I'll get a new pillow) You're a body fluid sponge, and we're through! EWWWWWWW!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!! \*symphony orchestra plays\* \*chipmunk laughter\* \*WEATHERSCAN MUSIC PLAYS VERY LOUDLY\* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! \*robot rock plays very quietly\* cate wurtz: >:3 \*loudest eas tones every play\* mitchell. mitchell. mitchell. down to the 25. that is a disgusting act by randy moss, and it's unfortunate that we had that on our air live, that is disgusting by randy moss. YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT IT'S NOT QUITE THERE we got mic on the mice we wreck the scene got Lulz backin' the track We're a machine causin' Havoc and chaos; you come try to stop it when You see just who your messin' with; These boys are reppin' 2010 We got Glaze on the track to get this party started The Living Tombstone Remixin'; He gonna put his heart in To what he's making so step back; We 'bout share You're try your best, but it's not quite there Yeah Carrot Top: Go beyond your Garden And be the queen that you know you're destined to be Ya gotta Follow your heart; Now that's a start To be serene; You're glowin' and showin' The world you're somepony that people should know and You gotta beat. We're Rhett and Link [they give an outro that i can't be fucked to transcribe]. I've had these jeans since I was born, and now they're ripped...

## Associated phrases

* You're a body fluid sponge, and we're through! EWWWWWWW!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!
* RHETT NOTICED US TIME TO GO
* CIVIL DANGER WARNING: JOE BUCK
* mitchell. mitchell. mitchell. down to the 25.
* that is a disgusting act by randy moss, and it's unfortunate that we had that on our air live, that is disgusting by randy moss.

## Starring

* Rhett McLaughlin
* Link Neal
* Joe Buck
* Mauro Midday
* Monst
* The Bumstickler (simulation)
* FlightReacts (voice only)
* Sweaty Mii gunner
* Dancing stick figure cowboy
* Tord
* Cate Wurtz (art only)
* Drake
* Tyler Toney and Dude Perfect
* Edd Gould
* TomSka
* Len Kagamine
* Jimmy Fallon
* Will Toledo
* The Beatles
* Patrick Bateman
* Man eating fried chicken

## Soundtrack

* Rhett & Link - 2 Guys 600 Pillows (Backwards)
* Verizon FiOS - Symphony Orchestra
* Trammell Starks - Brighter Days
* Daft Punk - Robot Rock
* Emergency Alert System - Civil Danger Warning (VERY LOUD)
* Mic the Microphone - Beyond the Tomb feat. Glaze
* Danger Mouse - Encore
* Rhett & Link - Are You Gonna Eat That?
* Paralyzer - Finger Eleven
* Radiohead - Faithless the Wonder Boy

## Trivia

* The original video was posted in SD 360p. A 1080p HD remaster has been uploaded as an unlisted video.