Battle For Cheap Town/Test Quest

Test Quest is the second episode of Battle For Cheap Town. In this episode, the contestants take a test.

## Transcript

* Announcer: Guess what, Arak Attack and Doc Broc? Because you won the team-naming contest, you each get a token.
* Doc Broc: What kind of tokens?
* Announcer: Doc Broc, you get a Theft Token. Arak Attack, you get a Revenge Token.
* Arak Attack: Um, okay.
* Announcer: Now it's time to get to the contest. But first, confessionals!

## Confessionals

* Cmdr. Sticky Jam Jar (blade theblade): I think I might do ok in this camp?
* Crikey (thenicolejokes): Wow! This is cool! I like this game but I did not win the challenge however.
* Arak Attack (cpinkman3): Wow! I'm a captain!
* Franko (Teh Best Fan of BFDI and BFDIA): Wait, why am I on- oh. DB didn't let me on the team because I said a insult saying she was too self-specific.
* Meathead (friesfan7844): I know I won't make it far. But I've heard that Doc Broc has anger issues, gonna stay away from him...
* Itchy Mosquito (chimcharman123): Serious But I Want Doc Broc To be nice becuz Chips McGraw ALWAYS IGNORES ME!
* Doc Broc (sneep23): I'll be nice. As you as you don't act like Paper Pete or Bubbleisha that is.
* Gooey (BM44 is back from the dead): ♪Nice! Even if I'm not a team captain, this is nice.♪
* Smelly Bean (CocoBandicoot1234567): I really hope I win Yucky Mart!

## The contest

* The second contest is a history test, suggested by Polarjack77. To be specific, it's about object show history. There will be 10 questions. The person who gets the highest score wins a random token. The person who gets the lowest score gets a Lose Token.

1. BFDI was the first object show. Inanimate Insanity was the second. What was the third?
2. Who was the first set of conjoined twins to compete on an object show?
3. What did Coiny say in BFDIA after Teardrop was eliminated?
4. Who were the first two contestants shown in the original episode 1 of Object Overload?
5. In IDFB, the characters who did not compete in previous seasons were redesigned, with the exception of four characters. Who are those four?
6. What Battle Monster did Popsicley get in episode 5 of BOTO?
7. In Inanimate Insanity, who was hit by the Fist Thingy the most?
8. OJ was originally going to be like which BFDI contestant?
9. Who was the last recommended character eliminated in Object Mayhem episode 7?
10. What two lines in BFDI are recycled the most?

* The contest ends May 24th. The team with the best score wins.

## Results

* Announcer: Here are the correct answers.

1. Object Overload
2. Cherry (OO) (They were first seen in a prototype OO intro that was created before II2 even began, making them the first set of conjoined twin contestants on an object show.)
3. I was actually thinking of what Coiny said after the votes were revealed, but before Teardrop was sent to the TLC. So the correct answer would be "Any first words, Teardrop?"
4. Globe and Candy
5. 8-Ball, Grassy, Nonexisty, and Robot Flower
6. Regular Cheeseburger
7. Bow
8. Teardrop (According at one of TheTGrodz's videos, OJ was originally going to be the silent type.)
9. Credit Card
10. "Aw, seriously?" and "Don't call me Needy!"

* Announcer: I did not receive a test from Nasty Nacho, Crikey, Gooey, Pvt. Scummy Honey, or Itchy Mosquito. However, for the ones I did get, here are your scores.

1. Smelly Bean - 7/10
2. Stinky - 4/10
3. Cmdr. Sticky Jam Jar - 7/10
4. Pizza Face - 3/10
5. Trash Head - 1/10
6. Franko - 9/10
7. Chips McGraw - 8/10
8. Ricardo - 2/10
9. Rocky - 5/10
10. Meathead - 9/10
11. Doc Broc - 7/10
12. Chunder - 3/10
13. Col. Sick Chicken - 10/10
14. Surge - 8/10
15. Arak Attack - 8/10
16. Infantry Ant - 9/10
17. Vac Attack - 2/10
18. Gen. Germometer - 4/10

* Announcer: Of the contestants who submitted answers, Trash Head got the least correct. He gets a Lose Token. Note, Trash Head, that Lose Tokens are used automatically when you're UFE. You do not use them like the other tokens.
* Vac Attack: So who has the highest score?
* Announcer: Since Col. Sick Chicken was the only one to answer 10 questions correctly, he gets the token. It's a Theft Token.
* Col. Sick Chicken: What's a Theft Token?
* Announcer: If you're up for elimination, you may use it during Cake at Stake to steal a token from another contestant.
* Col. Sick Chicken: Well, I definitely know who to use this on if I have the chance! (looks at Vac Attack)
* Announcer: Actually, Col. Sick Chicken, if you decide to steal a token, you have to steal it from someone on your team.
* Col. Sick Chicken: Oh. Never mind, then.
* Vac Attack: So which team's up for elimination?
* Announcer: To find out, let's add up your scores.

1. Tons of Tunes: 52/100
2. Artistic Grosseries: 54/100

* Announcer: So the Tons of Tunes are up for elimination, and the viewers are the ones who vote, at least for the beginning of the season.

## Tokens

* Doc Broc has a Theft Token.
* Arak Attack has a Revenge Token.
* Trash Head has a Lose Token.
* Col. Sick Chicken has a Theft Token.

## Epilogue

* Doc Broc: Two conflicting confessionals?
* Trash Head: What do you mean?
* Doc Broc: Well, Trash Head, Franko called me "she", while Meathead called me "he". Don't these guys know I'm clearly a...
* (Doc Broc is interrupted by a falling anvil that smashes Trash Head.)
* Doc Broc: Um, nevermind.