Songs

**Think About Your Actions (Ft. Malcom Silva)**

**In Episode 6: Rubbing Shoulders**

Think about your actions

Before someone gets hurt

Think about your actions

You didn’t even try to flirt

Good luck will spring upon you soon, make your evil instincts flee

You will live a happy life, just try to wait and see

Think about your actions

Before someone gets hurt

Think about your actions

You didn’t even try to flirt

**Power of The Reputation (Ft. Robert Eager)**

**In Episode 8: The Official Scientist of Randoms INC**

Robert

“Oh, what shmucks... why do I even bother listening to them? I’m a billionaire for crying out loud... hmmm...”

Robert you are wasting all our time!

Why?

We don’t even want to spend a dime!

That’s cheap...

Your devices are utterly useless!

To you...

If we fund we’ll be in an annoying mess!

Uh-huh

Robert thank you for understanding!

Sure...

Our jobs are oh-so demanding!

Yeah

Just stick to your little job with branding

Whatever

Don’t worry about us, we’re funding Jameson

But I’ve got power, beyond the dreams of these stupid sycophants.

I know I need their help to cover my illegal tracks, but still it seems I would be better off using...

I got Power of The Reputation, I got Power of The Reputation, I got Power of The Giant Reputation, I’m a super rich hot-shot, who has the money sitch got!

Gotta keep on playing my part

Gotta keep smiling and waving

Gotta keep showing off my start

Gotta send those dumb investors to their graving!

Robert

“That means what I think it means right? Yeah I think so...”

Maybe I should take out Malcom Silva

Get revenge for ruining my latest plan

Take him down with some manipulation

Then buy his company and the nation

His tall hair fad, is not so rad, it looks too much like mine

Let’s take him down, I got resources, he don’t got jack-squat

But until that time, I just gotta remember-

I got Power of The Reputation, I got Power of The Reputation, I got Power of The Giant Reputation, yeah a giant reputation, giant reputation!

Robert

“I can’t forget, my reputation is everything, is it worth risking it for petty revenge? Yes...”

Power, power, power, yeah! Got that power of the reputation, got that power, power, power, yeah! Got that power of the reputation, got that-

Robert

“Okay I’m tired now, let’s just take down Randoms INC, yeah...”

**The Suavester (Ft. Malcom Silva)**

**In Episode 8: The Official Scientist of Randoms INC**

Ooooooooh, if you didn’t know, I’m The Suavester

I’m real classy guy, loving the life, The Suavester

Enjoying my time on this earth, having fun, somehow giving birth

The Suavester, The Suavester, The Suavester

Oooooh yeaaaaah!

**Overcome The Danger (Ft. Tim, Alex, Safety Ninja and Jameson)**

**In Episode 9: Jameson Vs. The Universe**

(Tim)

Here we- here we- here we go! We gotta overcome the danger, we gotta overcome the danger, we gotta overcome the danger, so let’s roll on out and take it down!

(Safety Ninja)

Oh yeah! We gotta overcome the danger, we gotta overcome the danger, we gotta overcome the danger, so let’s roll on out and take it down!

(Alex)

I’m worried ‘bout this, we’ll probably miss, we’re all gonna hecking die!

(Tim)

I’d disagree, we’ll make it home free, it’s gonna be absolutely great!

Don’t you understand, my optimism skills, we’re gonna destroy all who interfere with us!

(Alex)

Meh I guess you’re right, I might be uptight, so let’s go see what we can do!

(Jameson)

Safety Ninja my friend, this really needs to end, I don’t want to merge with Malcom!

(Safety Ninja)

I’m sorry my dude, but we kinda have to, if we wanna keep the company afloat!

(Jameson)

Eh, Y’know what, whatever... WE-

(Tim, Alex Jameson and Safety Ninja)

Gotta overcome the danger, we gotta overcome the danger, we gotta overcome the danger, so let’s roll on out and take it down!

**Oath To Randoms INC (Ft. Jameson Mameson)**

**In Episode 9: Jameson Vs. The Universe**

Randoms INC! A place of broken dreams!

Randoms INC! Run by the embodiment of evil!

Once I deal with Malcom, I will take it for myself!

Become the biggest deal in Porta, I’ll have my picture on a shelf!

Randoms INC! A place of ruin and sorrow!

Randoms INC! I could take it over tomorrow!

I’ll also have a poster there, and a poster there, and giant statue of me there!

I’ll take out that man, and they won’t sense my hand, then once he’s defaced, I’ll buy out the place!

That company is all I neeeeeeeeed!

**Not a Remotely Big Deal (Ft Jameson Mameson)**

**In Episode 13: Ricardio**

Who’s really dumb and has ugly hair, looks like he belongs in an 80s business fair.

Malcom!

Hey Mr. Mayor guess who you’re talking to, he’s the guy who the city council had removed.

Malcom!

That guy fired meeeeee, when I so needed a jooooob!

I’ll make him want to fleeeeeeee, and then his dumb kids will soooooob!

That pompous, selfish, arrogant billionaire, he’s not a remotely big deal.

And you madame secretary look at you, trying to flirt with a man who hasn’t even eaten food.

Malcom!

You retired navy guy what are you doing, don’t you know he probably funded the dark lord Louie?

Malcom!

I just want to screeeeeam! I really want to tell him whaaaaaaat

Attack him with a meeeeeeme! Kick him in his sacred nuuuuuuts

Once you’re gone I think you’ll find a surprise, there’ll be a new big deal!

**Alex’s Awakening (Ft. Alex)**

**In Episode 14: Alex’s Awakening**

(Slowly)

I thought my crush on Lily was just a one time thing

But now she keeps on vanishing, and it’s making me go daaaaang-

Where

Does

She

(Normal pace)

Keep on going off to? She just keeps on vanishing, and it’s getting pretty rude.

Where does she keep on going off to? It’s getting kinda sketchy, and I really wish I knew!

She’s getting kinda shifty, and I think it would be nifty, if I discovered her secret plaaaaaan!

But maybe I’m just crazy for her, lying to myself, it’s probably just my stupid crush aw maaaaaan!

So... maybe, it’s nothing at all!

**Duck Quackster (Ft. Tim and Duck Quackster)**

**In Episode 15: The Dealer**

What have we here? It is a human person. He seems to be average height. I wonder why he’s here with me now, he gave me quite the fright🎶”

Tim

“You scared me! Not the other way around! What are you? Malcom never said anything about singing animals...”

Duck

“🎶how interesting, he seems to know Malcom. I heard he’s big and strong! A savior of all worlds, a hero who will always live on!🎶”

Tim

“Live on?”

Duck

“🎶let me explain! I’m talking about memories, even when he dies he will exist. Just in the minds of others, even when things are dimmest!🎶”

Tim

“Can you see the future or something?”

The duck opens its mouth, shuts it and then says sings

Duck

“🎶yes🎶”

Tim

“Okay... sooo... some creepy guy wants you, so c’mon!”

Duck

“🎶Ex-Lord is bad! He wants to use my powers for his selfish gain! How could you even consider bringing me such pain?🎶”

Tim

“No! It’s not like that!”

Duck

“🎶Clearly it is. I thought we could be friends, but clearly I was very... quite wrong. You are an awful man who I think should die in a dark hole🎶”

Tim

“That didn’t even rhyme! You’re coming with me!”

Duck

“🎶no!🎶”

**Recapitation Sensation (Ft. Alex, Tim and Jameson)**

**In Episode 17: The Biggest And Most Evil Plan Ever!**

(Alex)

My family doesn’t see my way, though my head’s been ‘a hurting for a couple days.

They refuse to see my eye, looks like I gotta deal with this one on the fly.

Kinda makes me sad, that my own old dad, won’t help me out with this.

But I’ll walk with a pep in my step, but not really because I’m just “the moody one.”

Seems that all they see, is the fakest me, but is that enough?

I’m gonna get it! Gonna get their, gonna get their respect, gonna get it! Gonna get that, gonna get that sweet recognition for my victories, gonna nab it while I can and finally be free! I’m gonna get it, think that- think it’s obvious I’ll get it- and I’m gonna, and I’m gonna be the C.E.O. of Randoms INC, well at least that’s what Malcom thinks!

(Tim)

Guess the fam assumes I’m soft, so I’ll show them I can fight my arms off.

Y’know I literally want to be Malcom, he’s my hero and my idol and my actual dad too.

I really want to show, really want to prove, everything I can do!

I’m gonna get it! Gonna take it, gonna break it, gonna get it! Gonna fight a- gonna fight a giant monster, thirty feet tall, gonna take it down with my human skills, I’m gonna take it, take it is another way to say get it, so I’ll prove I’m an asset to the team, gonna show what I can do, show that I can get it!

(Jameson)

I’m gonna get this, gonna take out, gonna take out Malcom and get this, I won’t miss that, wack tall hair guy, gonna get this! Malcom once you are gone, I’ll be there buying the company, then be sippin’ margaritas in a limousine!

**Adult Birthday Party Time (Ft. Tim and Lily)**

**In Episode 20: Yacht Birthday Extravaganza**

**This Contract Sucks (Ft. Jameson and Robert)**

**In Episode 24: Jameson Vs. Nature**

(Jameson: “Contract? What contract?”)

(Robert : “Oh this one”)

(Jameson: “What?! You’re kidding right? You’re gonna let that stop you?”)

(Robert: “What?”)

(Jameson)

You want to kill him, but the sitch is kinda hairy, unfortunately you kinda have to be merry!

If you ask me, what I think, I would say who cares ‘bout that let’s take down Randoms INC!

This contract sucks, why not revile it?

(Robert)

It’s sucks it sucks so hecking much, it sucks so hecking much

(Jameson)

Seriously though why not revile it?

(Robert)

It still sucks so very hecking much, but to revile it? Yeah no not enough

(Let me explain to you why I can’t tear this contract into pieces)

It’s kinda like if you found an orphaned duck, his wings were gone and his legs were off, you brought him inside and made him love you, would you get rid of him so quickly?

(Jameson)

That metaphor was cute but dumb, a duck is not, comparable, to the legally binding contract you signed that we are now singing about where was I oh yeah

This contract sucks, why not revile it?

(Robert)

It sucks it sucks so hecking much, it sucks so hecking much

(Jameson)

Seriously though why not revile it?

(Robert)

It still sucks so very hecking much, but to revile it? Yeah no not enough

**Suck Bug (Ft. Malcom Silva)**

**In Episode 27: The Marvelous Mind of Malcom Silva**

You know that happy memory when you last ate some good food, well you can bid it adieu if the suck bug comes through!

They feed on strong emotion, and it causes a commotion, if they got onto you, then your brain would be poo.

A Suck Bug, would make your brain dud, and all the precious moments you have, would turn into mush if they invaded, killing it early is the only way to ensure a human’s safety!

If a Suck Bug found you face, he would use your eyes as a link to the brain, then start sucking out your thoughts, memories and emotions.

It tracks you by your scent, escaping takes luck, if it got in your head I’m afraid you’d be- hecked!

A Suck Bug, would make your brain dud, and all the precious moments you have, would turn into mush if they invaded, killing it early is the only way to ensure a human’s safety!