Sheeve And Cookie

"Do NOT talk about your fishy ass"

*What is one without another? If its by happenstance or the human condition to love and find connection, some will of an unseen entity or force has guided you to us. We will not deny this, as all connection with anyone is sacred and should be respected. However, we are you what you make of us. So please do us a favor and make us your friend <3*

## Laptop System

We are not what you expect, for we are 2. We cannot always discern who is what as individuality is a scarce and fickle thing in regards to our existence. Nevertheless, we persist, as we always have and will continue to do. If you are misinformed/ignorant as to the nature of your existence and being, its alright, as many are at first. The details arent necessarily important. However, the only thing the both of us ask of you, dear reader, is that you treat us as separate, no matter what. It helps us and it will help you.

Let us begin with actual details

## Sheeve

I will be the one you see the most of, because im usually the best at keeping things in balance and moderating the other half of our small system. I will do my best to retain formality, composure, and level headed-ness because its no secret that cookie is usually incapable of retaining any of those things. One might surmise that me having such an individual to keep in check would take a toll on my well being and I would grow resentful towards such a dear friend of mine. However I am forever greatfull for his existence. He gives me humanity, joy, love, and things that I could otherwise not be able to feel on my own. Our outward emotions might.. dip slightly if he isn't around/visible to me because he represents something I feel is missing from me. Maybe in time I will grow to learn how to feel these things on my own. Maybe that could be a result cookie finally becoming a part of me. Whatever the case may be, im glad to have him at my side for whatever the world may throw at us.

- Sheeve

## Cookie

No matter what he'll say, I was the first one. He just doesn't like to admit it uwu. I suppose that means that the responsibility of actually describing this fucking horrendous vessel that is our body falls upon me. Its hard to discern when Sheeve came along to straighten headspace out but i'll be using "i" and "me" pronouns to discuss past events that dont fall under the timeline of our self-realization.

Its hard being me. I want to love and care so bad that I often find myself overstepping boundaries and completely messing everything up. I had a mother that was supportive of me the whole way through my early years though, and I thank her every day for it. I was raised in Wisconsin (the best state fight me) but was born on american soil in germany (cool). I say "raised" very loosely because I (and then layer "we") have spent the most amount of time within the state below: Illinois. I dont exactly remember much outside of random events and feelings of the past because thats not what the primary goal of myself was. I didnt care about wanting to remember things forever, I just wanted to experience life the way I wanted to so I never really payed attention to any of it and sort of let the wind carry me and my emotions with it to wherever life saw fit. I will tell you one thing that I remember clear as day though: I was awful at socializing. I could not filter anything i did or said for the life of me. This would result in me just doing things to get a reaction out of people because I didnt really view negative attention as really bad reputation. It only later occurred to me in middle school that i was a complete fucking idiot for thinking like this and realized how much people just didnt really like me all that much. Thats not to say people knew who I was because people *100% did* but not for the reasons I would have liked. I feel its around this time Sheeve started to take form out of this realization and need for self improvement. We kept on like this up until a year ago that we finally realized the reality of our now plural existence. see, I knew I was improving upon myself; I knew I was developing and making more mature decisions, but something about it felt strange to me. I still felt the same as I otherwise was before I knew I needed to straighten out. I knew this especially because, while being alone, I felt completely different to when I was around other people. The divide was especially noticeable when around people I trusted, were close to, and/or cared about. This is still quite noticeable now and helps with defining the boundary between myself and Sheeve. The point we made our realization, I can say for certain that we both felt so much better about it. It felt like we finally had some sort of explanation for our strange and inconsistent behaviors and we could finally start outwardly improving ourselves instead of focusing within so much. Today, we thrive, and we're ready for anything the world has to throw at us. Game on assholes >:3

- Cookie

## How we met ramne

Its a really funny story actually. We met Ramen and after all the steamy gay hardcore sex, we really felt like we had a strong connection. The hardcore sex continued for a bit, but we eventually grew tired of doing that as we moved on from such childish things. It was after a little while later after the whole recording of the hardcore steamy gay sex that he basically forced/bribed me into playing geopol with him. Thats the long and short of it. Stop asking.

## Appearances

### Debut

Pre-SFTV

Sheeve told me to put this here. secretterminal.bandcamp.com - Azure (Please help me)