Paedo

**Paedo** (a.k.a. Norbert) is one of the main protagonists in The Legend of Maavo series. He is known for being a lot older than the rest of the main cast (21 years older than Sister) and that's where he got his name.

## Appearance

Paedo is a tall and overweight adult male, who rocks a messy pedostache. He has a green sweater with a dirty gray undershirt and a green cloth as a headwear. He has a weird belt system on his shoulder where 2 belts connect to one and on the back there is a holster for his weapon. He also wears sandals where ever he goes and that might explain a lot of his personal problems. His eyes are small and he has black circles under his eyes for whatever reasons. Due to his big body he can withstand a lot of heavy attacks.

As a weapon Paedo carries around a metal staff that turns in to a heavy weapon like an axe or a hammer. The final form of his axe has white angel-like wings connected by a golden ornament.

In the early games Paedo's character is portrayed as a pig.

## Personality

Paedo is a dumb and usually doesn't add anything worthwhile to a conversation. Mostly he starts arguements between everyone in their friend circle while himself quieting down and not taking part of it anymore. Sometimes Paedo doesn't even make any sense when talking due to his low brain capacity.

> "*Plaa ploo! TWO! Blii... Bluu.. Ör!*"
> ― Paedo, when hearing about Maavo 2's birthday in The Legend of Maavo
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Paedo has a hard time understanding sarcasm and usually insults fly straight over his head.

Paedo is interested in younger or younger looking girls like Hore, Sister, Lörvi, Eye's human form and pretty much any girl he comes across. He first came across his friends when he was spying on Hore babysitting Sister with Maavo and they were attacked and Paedo went to help them. From there on he declared Maavo as his best friend because they like the same colors and started following him everywhere without further questions. Later on Maavo and Hore shared the best friend title, because Maavo was "the leader and funny little man" and Hore "has a vagina". Paedo interacts with Sister very rarely, because Maavo 2 told him to stay far away from her when they first met.

Paedo also has a daughter with Hore called Anjelinica and he himself has said that she was an happy little accident.

## Abilities

Paedo isn't usually a very fast or a skilled fighter, but what he lacks in speed he makes up in pure durability. Paedo also has quite an arsenal of different spells, which makes him a more unique fighter in a sense, that he possesses both physical and magical abilites.

**Lifestealer** - Paedo sucks the lifeform out of his victim with his hands and heals himself in the process. This attack also works against non-living things, such as androids and zombies.

**Rampage Storm** - Paedo goes all out on a holy havoc, wrecking everything before him with his weapon of choice.

**Total Annihilation** - Paedo unleashes a barrage of earth shattering attacks that leave his targets immobilized while Paedo himself channels his magic through his arms expotentially speeding up his swings.

**Ironman** - Paedo's bread and butter skill. He uses his magical powers to form an unpenetrable wall around him that makes him basically an immortal humanwall for a short period of time.

**Sign of the Hammer** - Paedo calls the holy hammer upon his enemies from the skies crushing everything that stands in its way.

**Last Kiss Goodbye** - Paedo dissolves his weapon into holy light that he channels in his fist creating a large vortex pushing away from him and after the channeling he swings his fist downwards creating a flash of light during which Paedo runs up to his enemy and smashes his fist into their face creating a devastating holy explosion that most likely will either kill Paedo with it or at least use up all of his energy for a long time if he has managed to use the Ironman skill on himself before the explosion.