Breaking bad

Breaking bad is a telveision show that ran on amc from 2008 to whenever and starts Hieronymus (breaking bad) Bosch a chemistry teacher/ amatuer hipped hop enthusiest (season 1 episode 5 17:49) who decieds to start cooking crystal neth to become closer to his boyfriend aaron paul (played by jesse pinkman) The shwo has been discussed at lenght in kriscord due to the final season coming out and us all just being unoriginal and everyone elkese was talking about it okay. Regardless there is a channel in terracord where degenerateds pretendf to be characters from yonder t v show in order to play out sick deluded fantasies like season 2 episode 2 08:00 there are also manied emotes based upon saul "better" call including good saulman, hector vector salamanca, amon gus fringed, nacho cheese, rei ayanami, walled t'er caucasian, jesse pinkman, ASAC SHCRADER, and finger. the most famous of which being the bear holding a shark,. In the before times ones would view during the metal box with much radition! in the after the before times times people'd viww using funny rectangles and waves. one time I ate a bug. THEY KISSED I SAW IT WALTER WHITE AND JESSE PINKMAN KISSED ON THE MOUTH DURING SEASON 2 EPISODE 3 THIRTY SEVEN MINUTES IN DON'T LET THE MEDIA LIE TO YOU DIEGOOOOOOOO BRANDOOOOOOOOOO making dinosaurs is way cooler than making meth if I made dinosuars I could be the best drung kinged pin in all other the new mecxuico. In the end they all livied happily ever after.

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MEANWHILE in their secret underground meth lab jesse pinkman and walter white were just finishing up a batch of their famous meth. “Ya know jesse this might just have been our best cook yet” walter said proudly. “aw jeez yeah bitch we totally nailed it” jesse responded. there was something very special about this cook, you see it was almost christmas and this would be the batch every methhead in the american southwest would be eating(?) on christmas day. Jesse and walt had considered this and made the meth be a lovely green and red instead of the usual blue, it even sparkled more from the christmas magic. Suddenly Gus fring, their boss walked into the lab. “hello gang. as you are probably aware it is almost christmas. will I be able to count on you two attending our annual meth dealer christmas party” he said. “hell yeah” said pinkman, but walter faltered. “I’ll stay for a few minutes if it doesn’t overlap with my secret double life as a loving husband and father”. gus and pinkman were stunned. They had not told walter but they, along with finger, had been put in charge of this year’s drug dealer christmas party and they had put their all into it and were happy with the results. “well whatever the case I hope to see you there” gus said directly before leaving. “aw jeez mr white, we really put a lot of effort into that christmas party and it’d mean a lot if you went” “jesse do you know how difficult it is to keep this situation under balance, you could never understand with all your methhead friends there’s no part of this you need to hide from people. I’m constantly at risk of my kid, or my brother and law finding out about this from any tiny slip up or even my BITCH WIFE ruining everything through no fault of my own. I can’t promise going to this party” “mr white please.. do it for me…..” “ugh fine jesse I’ll see what I can do” “oh by the way mr white” jesse reached over and grabbed something from his equipment locker “before I forget since this is our last cook of the year I should give you your present now” jesse handed walt a t-shirt with drawings of walt and jesse around some chemistry equipment with “METH BUDDIES” written in large bright bubble letters. mr white was shocked, “JESSE JESSE YOU EXPECT ME TO BRING THIS INTO MY HOME, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS SHIRT INDICATING MY CLEAR ASSOCIATION WITH A KNOWN CRIMINAL AS WELL AS IMPLICATION OF MY HEAVY INVOLVEMENT WITH METH COOKING NO I WILL NOT BRING THIS INTO MY HOME JESSE” “aw jeez mr white I worked real hard on that and thought you’d like it. you’d be surprised how difficult font choices are nowadays” “I don’t have time for this jesse, I’m going home to my wife and children, see you next year”. And so walter stormed out of the methlab. Jesse could tell something was wrong with his friend, and he decided to commit himself to making sure walter white has the best christmas ever this year.

—continued in chapter 2–

## Badass Quotes

"My name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go fuck yourself."

"They're minerals!"

"jesser the methe jessre wehre"

"YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS, OH!"

"I am the one who knocks."

"jesser have you listent to ben beal no mr what i havent jesser listen to ben beal presave his new song on spotify"

"also listen to airospace"