Globe Hell Cameo The Movie

https://www.twitter.com/globehell/status/1388286813962326018

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## Episode Summary

A cameo is supposed to be short but what if it could be an hour long almost two hours? Would you listen to it all for your name and thank you? The plot of the movie is its April Fools and its time for goodnight

## Notable Events

* This is Patreon Cameos Globe Hell The Movie and, like a movie, it has a plot and is on Disney+.
* The fictional narrative of this film is that it is April Fools Day, despite the fact that it was recorded and released on April 30, 2021.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Oliver Patron, the founder of Patreon.
* Josiah and Drew watched various videos related to April Fools pranks, including one prank that involves wetting a toilet paper roll and folding it carefully to give the appearance of being a piece of shit.
* If someone watching this film has not paid for Globe Hell Patreon, a paywall will appear around 3:53 into the film, preventing you from watching further.
* Josiah and Drew discussed the Patreon episode they released on the same day, Journalist Roundtable with Alex Press.
	+ Note: Drew erroneously stated that they had recorded that episode the same day as recording this film, but that episode was actually recorded on April 21, 2021.
* Josiah and Drew discussed their differing levels of intelligence.
* Josiah and Drew revealed that if someone signs up for Globe Hell Patreon and then cancels before being charged $5, they will use that person's email address to sign them up for all kinds of websites.
* Josiah and Drew watched and discussed the film *2 Guns*, a film that was also mentioned in the episode Journalist Roundtable with Alex Press.
* Josiah and Drew discussed the character Jack Ryan and how Eva Mendes may or may not like to 'jack Ryan' (Gosling).
* Josiah and Drew discussed holding a party for all their patrons, whereby Josiah and Drew will send each of them a green screen in the mail so they can each record a video segment to be edited together into a big party video. The house band will either by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones or Alvin And The Chipmunks.
* The plot of this film shifted partway to being about Josiah and Drew saying good night and giving scritches to their Patreon subscribers while listening to lullaby music from the video "Lullabies For Babies To Sleep-Lullaby To Sleep Baby Night Time Music Lullaby To Get Baby Sleep," at the same time as listening to the sound of a cat purring from the video "Happy Cat Purring Smoothly - Comforting Sounds for Sleep, Relaxation, Learning, Concentration, ASMR".
* Josiah and Drew discussed a hypothetical actor named Adams Driver.
* Josiah and Drew debated whether *The Office* or *Parks and Recreation* or *Brooklyn Nine-Nine* is the superior TV show.
* Josiah and Drew did impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator Steve Bridges - hilarious speech as 'The Guvernator'".
* The plot of this film shifted partway again to be about May 1st instead of April 1st. This coincided with Josiah and Drew watching a video called "It's Gonna Be May (\*NSYNC "It's Gonna Be Me" Parody)".
* Josiah and Drew referred to the fans of Globe Hell Warning as 'degenerates'.
* Josiah and Drew alluded to a possible Globe Hell Cameo The Sequel for the next month's Cameos. Drew suggested this could be in the form of either a musical or a car. Josiah suggested it could be in the form of either a sneaker drop for the hypebeasts or a bitchcoin. Drew suggested it could be in the form of an exclusive tattoo.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "It's Gonna Be May (\*NSYNC) METAL VERSION - Jonathan Young Cover".
* Drew sprayed water all over his face and shirt.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "It's Gonna Be May - \*NSYNC Quarantine Parody" starring Jon Stewart.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "\*NSYNC - It's Gonna Be May (Cover by Heavy Metal Heroes)".
* Josiah and Drew discussed the deworming process.
* Josiah described an idea for next month's Cameos, whereby he and Drew would provide their Patreon subscribers with horoscope predictions for their upcoming month.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Its Gonna Be May | Parody NSync song about covid".
* Josiah and Drew listened to a cover of the song *The Long And Winding Road*.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Video For Practicing Eye Contact - FOUR Difficulty Levels".
* Josiah and Drew discussed the possible future option where they escape each other and are both relocated through the witness protection program and then they get assigned to be someone's brother and then it turns out they got assigned to be each other's brother. Drew suggested they turn this idea into a TV show called *2 Guys*. Josiah preferred the name *But They're Brothers*. Drew suggested that the brothers grow weed and so it should be called *Bud They're Brothers*. Josiah suggested they call it *But They're Brothers Bud They're*.
* Josiah and Drew listened to *I'll Always Love You* by Michael Johnson.
* Josiah and Drew performed the Drake Hotline Bling meme.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "BTS Staring Competition [BangBangCon Edition] - Try Not To Lose Eye Contact Challenge".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "My Wife, My Love My LIFE!" to honour Josiah's wife Sara.
* Josiah revealed that he almost dies by choking on his own vomit every week when we talks to Drew.
* Drew read a piece of trivia about the film *2 Guns*.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How To Do An Australian (Aussie) Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES" while practicing along by speaking in Australian accents.
* Josiah and Drew revealed that they will make a feature length Cameo film every month via home video for now, but when theaters are back they will get distribution via A24, Annapurna, or Focus Features.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "ONE MAN DOES 30 ANIMAL SOUNDS".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "10+ April Fool's Day Prank Ideas (Harmless, Kid-Friendly)".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "James Wilt Demonstrates the Tromba Ultralight Trumpets!" starring James Wilt from Episode 1: World Wide Train.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "10 Hours of Car Horns Honking".
* Josiah and Drew listened to a cover of the song *Let Me Try Again* while Drew crooned to it.
* Drew expressed his desire to repeatedly fill a toilet with previous guest Tom back and forth and leave it for several 24 hour periods at a time and never stop shitting in the toilet.
* Drew requested that when people unsubscribe from Globe Hell Warning they should fill out the exit interview so Josiah and Drew can know what they did wrong and fix it in the future. These suggestions could be anything, from having Drew killed to having Drew locked up for life to having Drew's mouth sewn shut to having Drew whipped with a cat o' nine tails to sending Drew to Guantanamo Bay.
* Josiah revealed that one of their Patreon subscribers (whom they had already thanked in this film) does not pay the requisite $5 per month.
* Near the end of the film, Josiah requested that anyone still watching should leave a comment letting them know.
* Josiah checked the Globe Hell Warning Wiki and disparaged the fact that the Wiki was a mere 17 days behind at the time, as well as the fact that the Wiki had not been updated to include an entry for Journalist Roundtable with Alex Press which had been released for less than 6 hours (on a work day) by that time, as well as the fact that the Globe Hell Wiki Twitter account had requested the release of the monthly Cameos earlier that day to ensure Globe Hell Warning was not found in breach of Patreon contract.
	+ Note: If Josiah and Drew had read the Globe Hell Warning Wiki entry for Episode 39: WEATHER, which had already been written by the time of the recording of this film, they would know that their Patreon contract actually does not require monthly Cameos.
* Drew requested that the Globe Hell Warning Wiki should use a new format for the Cameos every month instead of using the Monthly Cameo Thank You Message page each time.
* Josiah and Drew watched the video of Nate Ruess's Smule duet of *Just Give Me a Reason (feat. Nate Ruess)* by P!nk, as discussed in Episode 43: Music.
	+ Note: Link to YouTube video.
* Drew revealed that Nate Ruess treats him like garbage.
* Josiah demanded that if the Globe Hell Warning Wiki was not updated to include the write-up for this film by May 3rd, they would have to delete the Wiki because it's embarrassing.
	+ Note: This write-up was completed by June 4th.
* Josiah and Drew revealed that if anyone made it to the end of the film, they would get a special reward if they say the password, which is 'Drew', which they revealed is also their login password so they requested that listeners please do not hack their account.
	+ Note: In Episode 36: Globe Hole, Josiah revealed that Drew's personal computer password is NastyPorn0.

## Trivia

* This is the first Cameo to be released as a feature film rather than as a Twitter thread of short videos.
* This Cameo film was released on the same day as Journalist Roundtable with Alex Press.
* This is the second film in the Globe Hell Warning canon, after *Aging Cody Bonks*.
* At one point in this film, Josiah and Drew alluded to a possible Globe Hell Cameo The Sequel for the next month's Cameos, which came true on May 31st, 2021 in the form of Globehell Cameos Globe Hell Cameo Musical.
	+ Note: Drew suggested the option that the sequel could be in the form of a musical, which turned out to be a correct guess.