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Artery of Midas

## Summary

Artery of Midas is a spell that opens a portal to King Midas's Realm, an alternate dimension the size of a small country made entirely out of solid gold. When opened, the gold will slowly move out of the portal and turn anything it touches into gold.

The portal itself is the size of a dinner plate, and will stay open as long as it is being supplied magic by the caster. Average mages can only hold the portal open for around 60 seconds, while a top tier mage could keep it open for up to 3 hours.

## Uses

The spell is far too slow to be used in combat, and easy to counter for most mages, though it can be used as a way to ignore durability against non-magical opponents.

The primary purpose is for mages to gain funds to use to buy supplies from non-magical enemies.

## Curse

Due to accessing King Midas's realm, if a mage uses this spell too much, they will draw the attention and ire of King Midas himself. Once King Midas is angry, he will try to grab through the portal opening in his realm to drag the thief in. Once inside the realm, the caster will quickly be turned to gold and die, the pure exposure easily overpowering any sort of magical defenses.
Lazarus

## Birth

Lazarus was born as the younger brother of Saint Martha. His parents fell sick and died at a young age, leaving him to be raised by his sisters. His parents death left him with an obsession with living forever.

## Life

Lazarus lived his life as an alchemist, attempting to find a potion for eternal life. He did thousands of experiments and accidentally killed dozens of people with his potions, but got closer and closer.

## Jesus

When Lazarus heard Jesus, renowned as a bringer of life, was coming to his town, he was very excited. However, upon meeting, Jesus sensed great potential in him as an alchemist, and being afraid and jealous, as if Lazarus was successful, he would no longer be the only immortal. Due to this, Jesus attempted to have him assassinated, but it was already too late, and Lazarus survived with his immortality.

Lazarus confronted Jesus in private, and the two immortal men fought, with Lazarus's serum allowing him to instantly recover from any attack Jesus could use. Eventually Lazarus got the upper hand, and was able to land a single, solid punch on Jesus, the first time any mortal was able to strike a god as such. Out of Jesus's fear, several angels descended upon Earth and destroyed Lazarus, but he had undoubtedly disturbed the prophecy forever by forcing Jesus's exposure to heaven again, therefore weakening the end result to an extent where a second coming would be nearly impossible.

## Aftermath

Lazarus's family declared war on the church forever, resulting in such events as the tale of Saint Martha of Tarascon.

The presence of angels also disturbed the Christian prophecy, making another manifestation incredibly difficult for Jesus.
Mage's Hand

## Summary

Mage's Hand is an ability developed by Merlin to aid him in his endeavors, whenever he needs to do anything not involving magic. It allows him to temporarily gain any skill without any training, at the cost of not being able to use any other magic while he possesses that skill. The definition of skill is extremely broad, though it must be something that can truly be judged, so skills such as persuasion or charisma cannot be obtained this way.

Note: Merlin's skill at riding is a learned skill and not a result of the use of Mage's Hand.

## Uses

The following skills have been used by Merlin at different points using Mage's Hand:

Swordsmanship- Used this to train Arthur.

Chemistry- Used this to decompose Rex Malibu's feathers.

Sewing- Uses this to create his cloaks and disguises.

Archery- Used this to kill several of Morgan's men when they attacked his tower in Camelot.

Spearmanship- Used this to turn his staff into a deadly weapon when all of his magic was countered by Morgan.
Gonah Beatrice

## Summary

Gonah Beatrice was a mathematician from New York who completely changed the very concept of math and numbers through his work, matching even members of the Vetus et Moriar in the importance and impact of his works.

## Birth

Gonah was born in New York City with four older siblings but honestly nobody really cares about his childhood. Basically, he graduated with a full scholarship to NYU and got multiple PHD's in mathematics.

## π Pattern

For Gonah's entrance into mathematics, he made an instant reputation for himself by proving that pi was not actually an irrational number, but had a very definite pattern with which the next number could always be determined.

Implementing the formula in a very simple coding software he was able to calculate pi to 6.8\*10^63 digits.

## Human Probability

After getting some recognition for his work, Gonah teamed up with several medical scientists to determine every single trait that creates a unique organism. He used this info in a massive formula to allow himself to determine exactly what traits a newborn baby will possess by a short examination of their parents. However, the formula was so long and complicated to use that doctors were unable to use it, and Gonah was the only one who could apply it.
Deniken

## Summary

Deniken is the name of a certain distortion formula. The spell is a paradox where an extremely powerful entity is used to its least extent, decreasing to the point of being powerless while perceived and measured as having infinite power, essentially having an infinite amount of nothing. Manifesting this paradox triggers the universes self defense mechanism against paradoxes, creating a massive explosion of fire to attempt to destroy the source. However, due to the universes nature, the explosion is easily manipulated and re-targeted, which is the common use for mages.

It is also known as the Power of Zero, or Worthless Infinity.

## Uses

Despite its complex nature, Deniken is the most commonly used general combat spell for most mages. This is largely because it is the simplest paradox of a high enough caliber to create a distortion.
Zachary Taylor

## Origins

Zachary Taylor was born in Orange County, a massive Virginia prison. He was quickly charged with trespassing in a women's prison and was put into a camp to train kids to join the military, called Camp CIL. However, documentation was lost and he never got out, and he ended up staying in the camp until 1845, where all the "kids" were released to fight in the Mexican War.

## Mexican War

In the Mexican War, Zachary Taylor was an expert soldier due to his 59 years of musket training, and ended up fighting alongside James K. Polk as his cover sniper. Together the two easily took over several camps alone, and Taylor was awarded with over 63,000 medals of honor. This glory allowed him to easily rise to become president in 1849.

## Presidency

Once Zachary Taylor had fought in the Mexican War, he was released from the training camp and was able to find a purpose other than fighting. Knowing his own skill set and knowing oppression, he decided to try to stop slavery. When the southern states tried to split off for easier use of slaves, Zachary Taylor threatened to launch a war against them and destroy them, which held the south off for a year, until he died of gingivitis caused by a lack of toothbrush supplies during the Mexican War.
Nile River, Ohio

## Summary

Nile River is a river flowing through Ohio, which flows through several cities. It is common for building to have balconies overlooking the river, and has become a tourist attraction. Alongside the riverbanks where there are no buildings, thousands of red carnations grow.

## Notable Figures

William McKinley was born into this river, and here he found his Red Carnation. It is also one of the rivers that Ten Beard took over during the Moon Wars.
Fluffy

## Birth

Fluffy was born to two cats named Toaster and Deathjaw in an unknown animal shelter in the same city Alex lived in.

## Adoption

After one week in the shelter, Fluffy was adopted by a 50 year old woman named Genera Barns who lived in an apartment in the ghetto of the city.

## Genera

Fluffy moved in with Genera, living alongside her 6 other cats: Patrick, Benhole, Five, Weasel, Robert and Fleshripper. He hated it so much that he repeatedly tried to escape every day, spending so much time outside that the neighbors thought he was a neighborhood stray.

## Kidnapping

One day, while Genera was trying to retrieve Fluffy as he tried to escape, Alex came out of his apartment and quickly broke both of Genera's arms and took Fluffy into his own apartment to rescue him.

## Alex

As Alex's pet, Fluffy became generally much happier, and became the only being in the world that Alex's cold heart could ever love.
Trex May

## Summary

Trex May was the founder, recruiter and electric guitarist for the band Redball, founding the band after becoming bored of his life as a Shaolin Monk.

Due to his training as a Shaolin Monk, he is permanently bald.

## Childhood, Early Life and Escape

Trex May was born by a different, unknown birth name on Dragon Snout Cliff immediately after it was re inhabited by Shaolin Monks, after the monks that previously inhabited it were killed hundreds of years earlier by Uther. He was raised there as a Shaolin Monk, content with the monks life until, one day, when he was 30 years old, a helicopter passed by, blasting music from its speakers, being the first time he had ever heard music. After being refused the ability to play, he packed up and left overnight, changed his name to Trex, moved to the UK and started his band Redball, where he began looking for musicians to join his band.

## Geronimo

Unsure of where to start recruiting, Trex picked up on a rumor of a man that had been banned from every other professional field and had no choice at this point but to play music. Trex tracked him down, found out his name was Geronimo Von Jutenheim, and invited him to join the band as a bassist, which he agreed to.

## Handy Randy

Shortly after Geronimo's recruitment, Geronimo went to check on his old boss at the hospital, and found that he had lost an arm and most of his memory. Seeing he had no other place to go, Trex invited him to join the band as a vocalist, but Randy refused, saying he would only play drums. Trex was skeptical due to Randy having only one arm, but was impressed when he saw Randy on the drum kit and recruited him.

## Allisa and Bryan

Trex, going out to a bar in order to try alcohol for the first time stumbled into an extremely popular bar with two bar singer twin siblings, Allisa and Bryan Sannin, who he knew would make great additions to the band. After they finished singing, he offered for them to join, but they were comfortable with their gig and joked "When the bar burns down, we'll call you." So, Trex left them his cell number and came back half an hour later with a tank of gasoline and burned the bar down. He immediately got the call, and the two agreed to join the band.

## Magax

Having put together a functional band, the band released the single "Cherry Die" and began playing live shows. This caught the attention of legendary club DJ, Magax, who wanted in on the band. However, when he tried to leave, the club owner confronted him with a contract with his forged signature which forbid him from picking up any other gig, and also severely cut his pay. Barely surviving, Magax secretly reached out to the band. Trex bought a suit and pretended to be an agent for another popular celebrity DJ to get a private meeting with Magax's boss, where he proceeded to stab him to death, freeing Magax from his contract. Magax was then able to join the band.
Area 53

## Summary

Area 53 is a chemical processing plant where the US government produces chemicals that are dropped out of planes in the form of "Chemtrails". These chemicals are mixed in with many drugs including steroids, Adderall and sexual enhancement drugs, in order to increase the quality of the humans across the country. This was set up in response to census comparisons in the early 1900's showing that American citizens were generally inferior to other countries, so the chemicals were dropped to give the citizens an edge.

## The Blind

The Blind have frequently tried to destroy this site to weaken the soldiers that fight against them and prevent citizens from gaining so much muscle that they run faster than horses.

## Security Features

Area 53, along with areas 51, 52 and 54 are the most heavily defended
 military institutions on the planet. The full extent of security is
unknown due to being to hard to get into to identify, but some features
are known. The area is within a dome with camoflauging technology to
look like the sand around it from above, and the area is surrounded by a
 100 mile radius of land mines. The area has GPS and signal distruptors
on the outside, as well as several EMP's so that it cannot be seen from
space or using technology. The dome itself is made of graphite and is
100 m thick. Within, while there is an unknown number of scientists,
there are at least 10,000 guards.
West Point

## Summary

West Point was set up in the year 1800 on Lake Erie as a port and a station for lake defenses and lighthouse maintenance. It was built at the exact same time and has the same purpose as East Point, though it has less residents.

## Notable Figures

John Wilkes Booth was born at West Point, and Abraham Lincoln and Ulysses S. Grant both lived there until they were 18, when they moved to East Point.

## Civil War

During the Civil War, John Wilkes Booth defended West Point, and it became an impenetrable fortress that would destroy any enemies within 20 miles.
Merlin's Pistol

## History

This pistol was the service pistol that Adolf Hitler shot himself with in his bunker in 1945. Days after his death, Casta Merlin sneaked into the bunker and stole the pistol to use as his own personal weapon.

## Power

While it is physically a normal pistol, when wielded by Casta Merlin, the history of it manifests. Under Casta Merlin it has a limitless clip and ammo, as well as the ability to make difficult shots without any extra participation from the user.

## Wielders

The pistol was used for a short time by Adolf Hitler, but is primarily used by Casta Merlin. For a short while, Merlin (Human) used it as a personal weapon.
Lance of Myag

## History

The Lance of Myag came from somewhere in the Myag ancestory line, though how far back is unknown. What is known is Doctor Myag had it throughout most of his life, and passed it on toRuon Myag. It is currently possessed by Shota Trump after he took it from Ten Beard, who stole it from Ruon.

## Power

The Lance of Myag gives the user incredible power. The lance amplifies its wielders power by anywhere from 10-1,000,000x over, depending on the wielders previous skill. For example, Doctor Myag and Ruon Myag both had their strength amplified 100,000X, while Ten Beard could only amplify his strength by 10X due to being trained in close range melee weapons and firearms, and having no lance training.

## Curse

The amazing power of the lance comes at a price. When the lance is passed on, the wielder goes down to 1% to as low as 0.0001% of their strength before using the lance, which generally results in their death.

Due to the similarity in curses, it is possible that the lance is related to McKinley's Carnation.
East Point

## Summary

East Point was set up in the year 1800 on Lake Erie as a port and a station for lake defenses and lighthouse maintenance. It was built at the exact same time and has the same purpose as West Point, though it has more residents.

## Notable Figures

John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln and Ulysses S. Grant all spent a great deal of their adult lives living at East Point training until the Civil War.
Area 14

## Summary

Area 14 is an American research center created for the purpose of building self-driving vehicles. Many different extremely dangerous technologies have been tested here, including the accidental invention of sentient AI. The research here ended after its destruction in 2010

## Security Features

Area 14 has the same security features as Area 51.

## Jeff the Bus

After the capture of Jeff the Bus, it was transported here for research. However, The Alte Und Sterben found this out and attempted to raid the area to steal the bus. This resulted in a long, bloody battle that took 19 days and ended with the bus escaping. Between the bus and the battles, 97% of the areas facilities and staff were destroyed, and the area was shut down and hidden under a large amount of sand.
Hominum Ritual

## Summary

The Hominum Ritual is a distortion ritual which can be accomplished by even normal humans, causing a local distortion when done correctly.

## Ritual

The Ritual must be accomplished between the times of 3 AM and 7 AM, and must be done below sea level. One pound of candle wax, one pound of salt, one liter of chickens blood and one liter of any alcohol above 35% concentration. They are to be mixed together inside of a washing machine into a liquid. That liquid is then to be collected, put in a dish and the dish placed in a dryer. The remaining material is to be burnt to ash and collected.

Another concoction must also be prepared in order to complete the ritual. One hundred pounds of straw must be gathered in a pile along with at least twenty pounds of any animal carcass. The smoke should be contained and the ashes collected, and mixed into a bath of water to be diluted. The remaining residue should then be collected.

The two remaining residues should be mixed together and wrapped in cloth, and burned over a candle. The candle will go out immediately upon completion, and a spark will erupt from it, signifying the tiny distortion created.

## Uses

By creating a small distortion, magic is brought around the distortion to fix it, which can be harnessed by mages and they can consume the magic to increase their own. This ritual is a common way for normal humans to supply their mage allies with more magic, or as a way for mages in the field to replenish energy without creating a massive, noticeable distortion that would alert locals or their rival mages. It is often using by the Human Merlin as a way to harness the magical residue in his body to aid his his other two selves.
Уровень Героя

Герой получает **опыт** за участие в игровых действиях, и когда количество очков опыта достигает максимальной отметки, он получает награду и переходит на следующий уровень.

### Способы получения очков опыта Героя

* Успешная атака захватчика;
* Участие в сражениях, в которых совершилось убийство вражеских воинов;
* Улучшение **зданий**;
* Выполнение **Квестов**;
* Выполнение **Заданий**;
* Изучение **знаний**;
* Активация предмета **Книга Знаний**.
Galatine

## History

Galatine was a Holy Sword produced within the Holy Glaciers. During Gawain's pilgrimage from Denmark to Camelot, he passed the Glaciers and picked up the sword, wielding it as his weapon as a knight of the Round Table. It was later claimed as Mordred's sword, but as he could not understand how to use it, he quickly threw it away. It was later retrieved by Ten Beard and presumably sits in his vault.

## Power

Galatine, under no special circumstances is the weakest a Holy Sword can be. However, it is only held back by the fact that it is extremely cold, which weakens its destructive capabilities. Under sunlight or intense heat, the sword became exponentially more powerful, ranking somewhere in between Caliburn and Excalibur in terms of power.
Mount Beezalchuyk

## Summary

Mount Beezalchuyk is the highest mountain on Planet J-904. Due to its extreme elevation, the peak is extremely far from the core, causing the peak of the mountain to be the only location on the planet where magic is usable.

The mountain itself is very hard to scale, with most ways up either being steep drops or covered in extremely sharp fields of rocks.

## Red Goblin Migration

When the Red Goblins were forced onto Planet J-904, they immediately began to migrate towards the mountain. The 15 survivors were able to use their magic from there to escape the planet.
Antarctic Spider Monkey

## Summary

The Antarctic Spider Monkey is a species coming from the same ancestors as most monkeys, though at some point the groups split off and went across the world.

Due to being split off, they physically share many traits with spider monkeys, but are much heavier and have more hair to deal with the cold temperatures, as well as being vicious carnivores.

## Hunting

The Antarctic Spider Monkey is a predator that will eat the flesh of anything, living or dead. Due to the available prey, this is typically penguins or seals, but they will occasionally be able to catch birds or whales, or human scientists.

If the situation is desperate, they will even eat members of their own species.

## Abilities

Antarctic Spider Monkeys are incredibly strong and fast, far surpassing humans, and are strong enough to even fight small whales or kill a large whale in small groups of the monkeys. In combat against humans, they have shown to be able to easily survive bullets.

The monkeys are incredibly resistant to cold, being able to survive in fucking Antarctica.

## Relations

Relations among Antarctic Spider Monkeys largely depend on current food supplies. When food is easily accessible, they will live in small communities together and mate during these periods. However, when food is scarce, they will turn on each other and kill each other for their food or to eat them. The exception to this is when a large whale is discovered, which would take multiple monkeys to kill.

## Discovery

Shortly after the creation of the Ameoviet Union, the government sent several large ships full of scientists to go research and set up bases in Antarctica. However, after no response was given by the scientists, drones were sent to investigate the sites, only to find that the monkeys had ravaged the sights and eaten the scientists.

In response to this, Drumnp personally ordered a military aircraft carrier be sent to wipe this population out, but after three days of battle, they had suffered too many casualties and lost more than half of their soldiers, and were forced to retreat.
Locke

Approximate daily output of one locksmith in Locke.

## Summary

Locke was a town in America established in 1775 in New York, America. A large number of residents came from a local lock creating factory that had shut down, so the town continued with locksmithing as their main business and only export.

## Civil War

During the Civil War, the town produced many locks to keep Union supplies safe, as well as using their knowledge to help pick locks to raid Confederate supplies. Due to this, the South destroyed the town during the war.
James A. Garfield

## Origins

James A. Garfield was born in Orange, under very irregular circumstances. Due to these, he was born without a right arm, and was bullied for this constantly throughout his childhood. This made him hate the idea of lucking into positions, which he thought was present in the idea of presidents giving their friends political positions. He decided to run for president, and due to Rutherford B. Hayes dropping out, he won by default. Ironic, I know.

## Presidency

James A. Garfield was assassinated during his acceptance speech when he said he wanted to remove the Spoils System.
Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe 2

Original Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe 2

Zimbabwe was invented in 1432 by Bab Zimwe after winning the Great Zebra War of 1429. Due to personal matters with Zimwe, it was quickly taken over by the Roman Mafia in 1433, who proceeded to exploit anything that would make any money for the country, dooming it to eternal poverty. The country stayed this way for many years until 2020, when Barrack Baraka landed his ship there, which led to the Drumnp-Barrack War happening on Zimbabwe soil. During the conflict, Drumnp was saved by a 12 year old boy named Ruon Myag, and as thanks for assistance in the war, Drumnp gave Ruon full control over the country, announcing him as the new eternal king. Ruon took the nation into a new era, starting by renaming it to Zimbabwe 2.

## Zimbabwe 2

Ruon used the gift of wealth he had been granted to him by Drumnp to launch a war against other african countries. He easily stepped over and claimed all of southern africa without serious resistance, before stopping to prevent overexpansion.

## Moon Wars

A large part of the Moon Wars was the Pirate War, where the pirates in Somalia rebelled against Zimbabwe 2, resulting in the assassination of Ruon Myag. This civil war ended with a great economic boom for the country that put them on par with world leaders, and gave them a new boost of influence.
Saba Linda

## Childhood

Saba Linda was born on September 1, 1964 in Minnesota to two bartenders. She attended a catholic private school for her first year until deciding she wasn't catholic and went to a normal public school. In middle school, she was sucked into a school cult and became an extremely radical feminist, and went to a private school outside of the city to preach to the people there. Despite hating men and preaching about it every day, she eventually did fall for Dack Hawksforth seducing her, and from there on she was much quieter.

## Mid Life

At age 20 Saba had a baby with Dack who they named Jerald. She stayed at home, pretending to watch the baby while actually secretly organizing to sabotage mens rights meetings while Dack worked as a plumber. At age 24 the two were married.

## Leaving

Six years later, Saba found out about a new feminist movement where women would leave their families to leave fathers as single fathers as a protest against men leaving their families. She abandoned her son and husband, leaving in the middle of the night on foot. She wasn't heard from for a week, until they found her dead body on the highway after she had been hit by a truck driven by the Human Merlin.
Clarent

## History

Clarent was a sword built by all the knights of the Round Table as a sword of peace, meant to be used once they controlled all of Europe.

## Power

While it is meant to be a magical sword used in times of peace only to destroy weapons, this can be abused by evil to destroy swords of good, as shown in Mordred and Arthur's battle.

The Sword is designed as an anti-sword, being able to destroy any magical sword, regardless of strength. However, the condition to this is that if Clarent is ever used as a sword against flesh, it will be destroyed itself, and the other swords will reappear in the place they were built. This is used by Ten Beard in order to obtain Excalibur.

## Wielders

While all of the knights of the Round Table were destined to wield it at some point, and each got to test it out against normal broadswords, Mordred and Agravain are the only ones to have used this in combat, with Ten Beard only using it as such to intentionally break it.
Камни

Чтобы усилить Вещи Героя или Вещи Шамана **дополнительными бонусами**, обязательно нужно использовать ****Камни****.

### Где найти драгоценные **камни**.

Драгоценные камни можно в игре достать следующим образом:

* После успешной атаки Захватчика/Убер Захватчика;
* Выполняя элитные Задания.

### Совмещение и качество драгоценных камней.

Аналогично Вещам Героя и Вещам Шамана, классы Камней делятся на 6 уровней качества:

* Второсортный (серые);
* Обычный (белые);
* Необычный (зеленые);
* Редкий (синие);
* Эпический (фиолетовые);
* Легендарный (желтые).

Чем выше класс качества камня, тем более значительные бонусы он дает. Совет - **используйте камни только легендарного качества.**

Аналогично Материалам, для создания камней более высокого уровня требуется **4 камня одинакового качества и одинакового типа**. Например, чтобы создать 1 топаз легендарного качества, потребуется 4 топаза эпического.

Чтобы совместить камни придется потратить определенное **количество Серебра** с затратой по времени, либо **мгновенно** за золото. Чем выше по качеству совмещение камней, тем будет больше затрат времени, серебра или золота, а также на это влияет уровень Мастерской. При низком уровне Мастерской совмещение камней происходит медленнее.

### Инкрустация Камней.

Чтобы камни действовали, их нужно инкрустировать в **Вещи**, которые Герой или Шаман собирается надеть. Этот процесс происходит **мгновенно**. Бонусы от Камней и Вещей действуют только если они **надеты** на Героя или Шамана. Если имеется несколько камней одного вида (например, Хризолит), то их инкрустировать в одну Вещь нельзя.

### Извлечение Камней.

Для освобождения слота можно **извлечь камень** двумя способами:

1. **Разбить** камень, без затрат на ресурсы.
2. Использовать одноразовый предмет **Алмазный нож**. Камень будет сохранен. Но потребуется Алмазный нож такого же качества или выше по отношению к Камню.
Битва Королевств

### Начало

Принять участие в Битве Королевств (игроки называют **KVK** или **КВК**) могут не все игроки. Для начало необходимо, чтобы Королевство прошло **временной промежуток в несколько недель**, после этого игроки смогут принять участие в сражениях с игроками другого **Королевства**.

### Участие в Соревновании

Битва Королевств длится 3 дня (пт-вс). Каждый день равен одному этапу. При победе в двух этапах, игроки оказываются победителями. Зарабатывать очки в Соревновании можно уничтожая вражеских воинов из другого Королевства, а также добывая **ресурсы** и атакуя духов и захватчиков во вражеском Королевстве. Для этого можно воспользоваться предметом “**Великое Перемещение**”.

### Награда.

Призом за победу в соревновании являются:

* Награда за чекпоинты.
* Золото за призовые места.

* Ресурсные локации Золото Богов на Карте Мира, в которых можно добывать золото с высокой скоростью, по сравнению с Золотыми Приисками.
* Бонусы, ускоряющие на 10 %: Обучение Войск, Строительство и Улучшение Зданий, Улучшение Знаний.
* Награда за личные достижения.

Если игрок заработал очки в данном соревновании, то он сможет получить награду за чекпоинты, но если он не принял участие, то награды не будет.
Jeff the Bus

## Summary

Jeff the Bus was a bus found in Ohio 2001 that was alive. Yep, the bus was alive and sentient. It moved completely randomly, occasionally sticking to roads, and could drive on its own. You may be asking yourself, how did this happen, or how is a bus alive. Nobody knows. Researchers tried researching it but the bus ran them over.

## Germany

In 2004 the bus was observed to have appeared in Germany, still alive. Here it was named Jeff the Bus by locals. The Alte Und Sterben were able to capture the bus and immobilize it, but after the first night in their possession the bus revved up and rammed through the walls of the research facility, killing 120 people. This incident was historically significant as the commotion led to the discovery of the organization. Jeff the Bus was not seen again until 2010.

## Vancouver

Jeff the Bus appeared at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games. It nearly ran over several hundred people, but only 3 were killed. The bus was thought to have a rider and be used as a sabotage attack against fans of a certain country, and the true nature of the bus was hidden from the public. At that point, several CIA operatives were put on a special task force to track the bus and attempt to destroy it.

## Destruction Attempts

The CIA squad used a camper van to follow the bus around, and called ahead to predicted targets to warn them and clear the area of people. From the van, they tried several attempts to destroy it, but the bus was not hurt by any of the small explosives used, and larger explosives could not be used due to being unable to predict the path of the bus.

## Trapping

After six months of following the bus, it was lost when it randomly dropped off a bridge into the pacific ocean one day. CIA agents were spread around the area, and the bus washed ashore on a beach, and was found by a family with a nearby cabin. The CIA agent found it six hours later, killed the family to get rid of any witnesses, and the CIA was able to retrieve the bus via a helicopter squad as it could not travel quickly from the water. It was brought to Area 14 for analysis, and kept in place with several defense mechanisms including six foot wide solid steel pipes. However, before analysis could begin, The Alte Und Sterben conducted a raid on the area using their own technology, and attempted to steal the bus. This led to a nineteen day conflict before faulty explosives destroyed many of the mechanisms restraining the bus. It escaped, killing 360 people, and eventually escaping into the Project #476-2 Containment Zone. It has not been seen since.
Andrew Jackson

Okay, here we go kiddos, this is gonna be a long one.

We don't even need a timeline, here's just all the shit he did:

-Adopted Indians, even though the US is nowhere near India

-Taught himself how to be a lawyer and soldier

-Ate over 1400 lbs of cheese per day

-Killed over 16,000 assassins

-First President to ride a train

-Broke guns with his cane

-Was medically labelled immortal by a commitee of doctors

-Came from Wacksaw, which is a pretty cool name.

-Planted a lot of stuff, especially cotton

-Went to war with India and killed a bunch of Indians

-Gave all the future presidents supernatural abilities

-While he became president at 61, he worked in government since 1776 when he was 9 years old.

## Moon War Involvement

He returned in the Moon Wars to block a chinese horde from destroying North Vietnam, and continued to fight alongside Drumnp.
Ten Beard

## Birth

Ten Beard was born to a long line of pirates in Madagascar, who for thousands of years collected weapons within their vault. Their vault had built up millions of weapons by the time Ten Beard was born, and when his parents died, he inherited the vault and continued to work on it.

## Moon Wars

Ten Beard was extremely active during the Moon Wars, specifically during the Pirate Wars. He used the chaos of the war as an excuse to plunder millions of weapons from those fighting, which included historical figures with extremely famous weapons.

Specifically, Ten Beard used the reincarnation and presence of the Knights of the Round Table to attempt to gather their famous weapons, destroying Clarent in an attempt to steal Excalibur for his own vault, before it was stolen from him by Merlin to use in his Resurrection Ritual.
Ruon Myag

## Origins

Ruon Myag was born on January 14, 2008 in Zimbabwe. His mother died seconds after he was born, and, fearing the cursed child, the rest of his family abandoned him, and the only living relative they could find was his Uncle,Doctor Myag. Doctor Myag trained Ruon from birth in the art of spear throwing, and when Ruon was 6, he took revenge upon his family by killing them with his thrown spears. His skill in spear throwing grew quickly to unreasonably high levels, as when he was 11, he was able to shoot down a shooting star in the air.

## Meeting Drumnp

When the Drumnp-Barrack war happened in Zimbabwe, Ruon wanted nothing more than to use his skills to fight in the war. After inheriting his uncles lance, the Lance of Myag, he spent 50 days tracking down Barrack Baraka, and eventually found him fighting Drumnp. Ruon used his skills to save Drumnp at the last moment and let him escape to safety, and he fought with Drumnp in the rest of the war. As thanks for the help, Drumnp granted Ruon control over Zimbabwe as a country.

## Zimbabwe 2

Being the new leader, Ruon decided to take Zimbabwe into a new era, renaming it Zimbabwe 2. He quickly took over the southern part of Africa, but, being a tactical genius, decided not to expand any more.

## Moon Wars

During the Moon Wars, Zimbabwe 2 went to war with Somalia. Ruon fought well, destroying several thousand skyships, but was assassinated on November 8, 2025 when the pirate Ten Beard snuck into his house and stole his lance.
Ardon, God King of Demons

## Summary

Ardon is the King and God of the realm of Hell, who controlled it since long before the beginning space. He is the father of many urban legends and ancient mages, most notably Merlin and Judas. He also triggered many extremely important cosmic events.

## Origins

Ardon was born before the beginning of space in between Hell and the other realms. He was born into the body of a normal Incubus, but was found to be a reincarnation of the original creator of hell. Using his power, he became the Ultimate God King of Hell. From there, he casually seeked to destroy the other realms, interfering from afar mostly for his own entertainment, never acting with even a fraction of his full strength.

## Children

Ardon had thousands of children, with each containing some ashes of his power, manifesting in their own ways. These children include:

-Bloody Mary

-Merlin

-Judas

-Michael Malloy

-Sun Tzu
Great Zebra War of 1429

The Great Zebra War or 1429 was started by a dispute in South Africa over zebra farming. The South African government had set up a horse tax, which zebra farmers thought they should be exempt to, arguing that zebras weren't horses. The government refused, insisting that Zebras were horses, which angered the citizens into taking action against their government. It culminated in the creation of Zimbabwe.

## Horse March

On July 15, 1429, a group of 33,060,000 angered farmers showed up in front ofKing Hononon's Castle, and marched around. The king threatened to attack the protestors, which triggered the protestors to attack the castle, burning it down, killing every guard and losing no casualties. However, King Hononon managed to escape alone, and fled to the town of Scan.

### First Battle of Scan

This battle occurred just one week after the Horse March. The farmers, being unskilled warriors, were completely unable to penetrate the town walls and were forced to retreat, where they moved miles back and formed the town of Zeb.

### Molocon Bridge

The Battle at Molocon Bridge was an attack by the farmers on the king's supply route. The farmers were able to take the bridge by sheer numbers, and put up blockades under the bridge to prevent ship travel.

### Field Wars

The field wars were a series of attacks by the king on farmers fields. They raided and burned down several fields and killed countless Zebra.

### Raid on Zeb

As they were winning the war, the King's army decided to attack the rebel town of Zeb. However, they had underestimated the strength of the farmers defenses, as they defended the town with Zebra Jockeys.

## Battle of Scan

The fifth and final battle of the war was the Battle of Scan, which occured on January 3, 1432. The farmer's general Bab Zimwe led the battle riding upon a Zebra made of pure coal. The farmers all wore air filtering masks, while the smog attacked the town's people, and they were easily able to take over the town. The battle culminated with a tornado caused by the clash between Bab Zimwe and King Hononon wiping out the town.

## Aftermath

After the war, Bab Zimwe claimed the top half of South Africa as his own, and named it Zimbabwe.

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Chester A. Arthur

## Origins

Chester A. Arthur was born from a very, very long line of assassins, and from birth he was trained to kill anyone with any household item. He killed people over many issues, and eventually started killing without contracts, just for issues he believed in. He eventually saw the extreme amounts of crime, and knew he would be able to track criminals with military technology, so decided to run for vice president. He won, and was promoted to president after James A. Garfield died.

## Presidency

Chester A. Arthur became a superhero with his presidential powers, jumping from streetcar to streetcar and killing assailants with his tie clip using his assassin training. He was loved by the nation, but didn't actually get any work done. His exploits were so successful that the streetcar industry started hiring criminals to assault people on streetcars just so their car could be in the news. Upon discovering this, Chester A. Arthur banned all streetcars in America. However, he was eventually overtook from his hero position by Grover Cleveland, who used his RNG powers to defeat criminals. Arthur humbly accepted his defeat, allowing Grover to take over. He then went into hiding.

## Moon Wars

During the Moon Wars, Chester A. Arthur fights alongside Grover Cleveland for Drumnp.
Drumnp

Drumnp

"Damn the pussy! I'm gonna crush your throat!"

## Summary

Drumnp is the main protagonist of the Drumnp series. He is an entity created through the mixing of Donald Trump and Vladamir Putin, and he is the absolute leader of the Ameoviet Union, a country mergingAmerica with Russia. He runs the country as a mix of both ideals, holding strong communist ideals while keeping everyone's lives based around money.

While he appears to act foolishly, he is actually incredibly intelligent, with a recorded IQ over 19,000. However, he is mainly known for his insane physical strength, far surpassing any normal human as well as being able to destroy an entire country with minimal efforts using a blast from his eye. He uses this strength to fight for his country, quickly acting to destroy anything that could possibly threaten his country. He is also known for his ability to increase his power through several transformations, facilitated through absorption and technological and biological improvements.

## Origin

Drumnp was created with the merging of America and the Soviet Union. With the mixing of the science departments, they were able to perfect fusion technology to fill the demand for a proper leader for the new country. The nature of his robotic parts is unknown, but may contain future technology as eluded to by Shota Trump.
Edward Smith

Edward Smith (Camera quality was pretty bad back then.)

## Origins

Edward Smith was born to two master sailors in Stoke-on-Trent in 1850. He spent his entire life on boats, never spending more than 12 hours at a time on dry land. He became the most successful and skilled captain on the planet by age 25.

## The Titanic

in 1900, the British Government began work on the RMS Titanic. They selected Edward Smith as the captain due to his experience, skill and success in the past.

## Death

A day before the departure of the Titanic, Prime Minister Robert Borden had Edward Smith assassinated, and replaced him with an Imposter.
William McKinley

## Origins

William McKinley was born on a balcony overlooking the Nile River in Ohio, but fell into the river as soon as he popped out because his mother was distracted by their Mexican "Worker" (Slave). He survived by picking a carnation from the side of the river, which gave him incredible luck, allowing him to easily escape and survive. Using the amazing luck from this Red Carnation, he was picked up by the Roman Mafia to be made into the next president. Throughout all of this time, he kept an extreme hatred of Mexicans for making him lose his parents. In accordance with the Roman Mafia, he decided to become president to fight Spain, as they were the source of all Mexicans. He won the presidency on a platform that the Spanish War would bring economic prosperity back to the country after the drop in the price of gold.

## Presidency

William McKinley declared total war on Spain the night he was announced president, and went to Spain to fight. He was a very successful soldier, as the luck granted from his Red Carnation caused his enemies guns to constantly jam, and for his own to have very lucky shots. He was able to take over many Spanish territories before Spain surrendered, agreeing to cut all ties with Mexico. During a celebration party, a hitman came looking for his wife, and to protect her, McKinley gave her the carnation. The hitman ended up killing himself accidentally, but without his carnation all of McKinley's bad luck caught up to him, and his body imploded instantly on the spot, killing him only 2 months before the election.
Resurrection Ritual

## Summary

The Resurrection Ritual is a spell used by Merlin. It is undoubtedly one of his hardest spells and he therefore must be at full power to use it, requiring the cooperation of Casta Merlin and his human self, as well as an artifact of the target that is strong enough to endure the amount of magic he puts into it. It generally requires a custom, long chant to use. The target of the spell must be dead, and when it is cast, it resurrects the target at the location of the artifact used, regardless of where their corpse was.

## Past uses

Merlin used this during the Moon Wars using Excalibur to resurrect Arthur, with the chant of:

"*Gladius gladius pace destruam capitis abstracta a lapide lucis*
*Solvere funes proditio esset huic ordini, cum et corpore possim evellere*

*Producat in daemonium et dei et hominis una simul pluribus*

*Ut projiciamus uobis propagare uidemini, cum praeteritum, in lacus undae uri*

*Surgit*"

Merlin also used it to resurrect Uncle Sam during the Moon Wars, using the entire US as his artifact, with the chant of:

"*Prodiderat litteræ, insidiatoris et levavi animam tuam, et nunc venio retro*
*Vos autem minus dimittitur minus Nunc dimitte*
*Quod aedificare quod decidit: et revertetur in tempore opus*

*Surgit.*"
Et in Opusculo De Telluribus

## Summary

Et in Opusculo De Telluribus is a club composed of the bodies and energies of hundreds of gods of nature and similar aspects that humanity has believed in throughout history. The Club is similar to Toros Naresque Hiuclis est et Laetissima in nature, but is still in the process of building. Due to this, it is still active and sentient.

The power within constantly fights to protect nature and destroy the modern gods. Due to this, it has gained the title of "The Beast". It creates horrid monstrosities from within it to attempt to kill and corrupt the figures of modern religion to keep itself alive.

## Power

The club itself is unwieldable due to not currently existing in the universe, but it can still influence the universe. It creates monstrous creatures to anything associated with the modern gods, commonly mistaken for demons sent by Ardon from hell. In truth, the demons from hell do not oppose the modern gods to the extent that these creatures will.
Michael Malloy

## Origins

Michael Malloy was born in Ireland from Ardon and a human woman. During the Irish Potato Famine he moved to New York, where he proceeded to become a legendary alcoholic.

## Great Depression

During the Great Depression in New York, Michael continued his habits, living in a local bar. Since nobody had any money, his friends took out a life insurance policy on him and attempted to kill him to make money.

## The Attempts

His friends first attempted to repeatedly poison his drink, which he drank effortlessly with no ill symptoms. They tried more and more poison, and giving him poisoned food. When that didn't work, they started putting broken glass and shards of metal in his food, which he enjoyed eating. When all the poison in the neighborhood had been expended on Michael, his friends hired a taxi to run him over, but that attempt was also unsuccessful, and Michael left unscathed. After many more attempted poisonings and run overs, they hired several thugs to beat him with clubs, then pulled his unconscious form into a hotel and put a pipe in his mouth so he would be inhaling carbon monoxide. They assumed he was dead, but this fucker just doesn't die. He tracked down the ones who had tried to kill him, and fought them to the death, killing them with his bare hands and surviving despite being stabbed several times with knives and bashed in the head with shovels.

## World War 2

Michael Malloy fought against Japan in WW2. Not much is known about his rank or where he was, but it is known he ended up in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki while the bombs were being dropped, but was still unable to die.

## War against Ireland

Tig tried to convince Michael to fight against Drumnp in the war, but Michael claimed he was loyal to the US now. Tig then failed to have him assassinated.

## Moon Wars

During the Moon Wars Drumnp gets Michael Malloy to invade Ten Beards vault, as anyone else would die in there. Michael agrees, but finds a portal within and disappears through without completing his task. He has not been seen since, but he is alive.