The Gang Breaks Out Of Jail

**The Gang Breaks Out Of Jail** is the eighth session of Season One of Wacky Ribbons.

### Notes

***We’re starting with....***

***Jailbreak!!***

*Sort of. We start with conversations and then we segway into jailbreak shenanigans.*

-everyone’s in cells! Ipu is by himself, Song is with Trongy, Ruby is with Acacia, and Chenille is with Relovan.(They sectioned people off by race... wow) Shackles are on everyone’s wrists and ankles and they shrink if you struggle against them too much. They don’t have any holes and they shrink to your size if you change shape. Magic is fun.

-Ruby and Acacia rattle their shackles. Ruby does it too forcefully and the shackles start to vibrate. Kinky

-Ipu asks how long we’re gonna be in jail and Fio says a week. I fuckin DOUBT IT my dude.

-Chenille looooong convo time. Gonna summarize and quote dump because there are some gems:

-Chenille asks Relovan how they’re holding up, they say they didn’t plan on going to jail this early in life, she says she can’t be here, or anywhere with them at all

-Relovan: Did you leave the oven on? That happens to me sometimes

Chenille: No... I—

Relovan: Did you leave the bathtub running? I did that once the water damage was terrible.

Chenille: You make it incredibly difficult the be upset with you.

-Relovan tries to pitch camping to Chenille. She gives her politest “fuck no” yet and Relovan says they think she’s more of a cat person

-She uses Relovan being encouraging... to guilt trip the hell outta them, gettin... The Good Lore Shit, here we go

-they say it’s a long and embarrassing story and they launch right into it. But they switch their dialogue to elvish

-Relovan went on vacation with their family without Trongy. They found a cave that was a connection of tunnels running through some mountains. They found what they thought was a torch but turned out to be Ray. (Not his real name.) Chenille jumps in to say she assumed it was a warlock/patron situation. Relovan says yeah, and continues to say he went deeper into the cave with Ray, talking to him about how they’re Trongy’s manager and confiding that they feel useless. Relovan makes a deal to make Trongy’s shows more exciting and flashy, and to make them feel more useful. Chenille summarizes best.

-Chenille: You made a deal with an unknown, suspicious, and frankly UNLIKEABLE fire being... because you wanted to add *pyrotechnics* to Trongy’s *performances*.

Relovan: When you phrase it like that it sounds bad.

-Ray promised to give Relovan powers to make Trongy’s shows better in exchange for ‘taking care of’ someone who wronged him. Relovan thought they might mean like, take them out in a dance battle. Baby.

-Chenille: Darling... take care of literally always means murder.

Relovan: My grandma use to take care of me!

Chenille: Yeah but she didn’t “*take care*” of you.

-We all decide there’s no word in elvish for brunch so that’s all Acacia can make out

-Trongy is apparently more angry this week than ever before as long as Relovan’s known her, except when she found out about Ray.

-When Ray is out, Relovan can feel pain but it’s like a ghost of what it would be normally. They can’t see anything and it feels like they’re in constant freefall. They’re terrified they might get stuck there.

-Trongy just said she’d help them take care of it, that’s why they planned this whole ridiculous party and contract deal, but Relovan didn’t know exactly what she had planned.

-Relovan: You can see how I sorta ruined that [the party] too.

Chenille: I don’t think you... *ruined* it. It was maybe more interesting for some people and not others.

Relovan: Didn’t you just say you weren’t supposed to be here?

Chenille: No! I’m not! And you are going to regret having me!

Relovan: Well I haven’t regretted it so far.

Chenille: /laughing/ That feels like a lie.

-Relovan says they don’t believe Trongy could kill someone. Chenille has a hard time swallowing how naive that is.

-Chenille: How well do you know her?

Relovan: Well we’ve lived together for 7 years so

Chenille: You can live with someone for an unbelievable amount of time and know absolutely nothing about them

Relovan: I know that she doesn’t like eating breakfast, she doesn’t like wearing socks, she’s really good at cutting hair, she doesn’t really talk about home but she’s from Scaena. I know her! I know her. Of course I know her, she’s my best friend.

Chenille: I think it can... be both.

-Relovan is shocked that Chenille. Read the diary. That she stole. She lies and says that she’s not going to share it, Relovan can tell she’s lying and asks if she’s gonna share it with the party. She says no.

-Relovan doesn’t keep a diary because they just tell Trongy everything that happens to them (and that’s a mood)

-Relovan: I thought it had a lock on it?

Chenille: I am good. At picking. Locks.

Relovan: THAT’S A WEIRD THING TO PRIDE YOURSELF ON BUT OKAY

-Relovan asks Chenille what her job is, she says entertainment, they ask her why she picks locks and she says it’s a hobby

**NOW THAT THAT’S OVER JAILBREAK TIME!**

-Ruby asks what the plan is, Chenille says she has one but she’s not gonna yell it across cells because then Fio would hear it

-Ruby goes on to try and convince Fio to bring them brunch. It, miraculously, fucking works somehow. They then ask “OKAY HE’S GONE SO NOW WHAT’S THE PLAN!”

-Fio: Did you just call me B.O.?

-Ruby literally annoys Fio into leaving the room

-Ipu tries to cast earth tremor to break open the cell, fails, and causes Chenille to take damage. This is the first but not the last time Chenille’s gonna take damage from a party member

-Chenille uses Minor Illusion to make Trongy’s voice come from her own cell. He brings back brinner for everyone and then stops as Chenille’s cell. She basically calls him an idiot for falling for it and then goes on to yell at him about how he’s a shitty person. He yells at Chenille about how she has no idea what it’s like being poor. She laughs at him.

-Chenille uses mage hand to steal the magic gloves off of his hands!

-Ruby calls Fio back in and he fucking sticks his head out the door and is like “ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME YOU CAN SAY THROUGH THE DOOR IM NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!”

-Ruby: well I was trying to be NICE but you’re just gonna be ANGSTY

Fio: I LITERALLY MADE YOU SCRAMBLED EGGS PRISONERS DON’T GET SCRAMBLED EGGS

-Ruby annoys Fio into not responding to them at all (Ruby: He’s a man! He’ll forget about it in two seconds, they’re like dogs!)

-Chenille tries to get Trongy to help. Trongy says she probably could’ve gotten them out in the very beginning but she’d rather watch them struggle.

-Chenille: Well we could’ve used your help ages ago, but I guess it’s my job now! I am babysitter!

Trongy: Well I did hire you, so

Chenille: You LITERALLY didn’t hire us. You circumvented the hiring process ENTIRELY.

Trongy, in a mocking Chenille voice: I’m ~LITERALLY~ paying you

-Chenille tried to use charm person on Fio and fails. Acacia tries the same and also fails.

-Me, Mia: Maybe I keep my thieves’ tools in my bra!

Remy: YOU MEAN THE BRA YOU DON’T WEAR?

-Acacia picks her lock with her claws and tries on everyone else. She releases herself, Ruby, Trongy, and Song.

-Ruby tries it too and manages to unlock Chenille and Relovan’s cell. Chenille unlocks everyone’s shackles except Trongy’s. Trongy’s fuckin pissed.

-Chenille: I thought you wanted us to do it on our own!

Trongy: Undo. My. Shackles.

Chenille: But that ruins all the fun, that’s your job!

Trongy, casting vicious mockery: you POMPOUS SELF CENTERED SNOT NOSED LITTLE BITCH IF YOU DON’T UNDO MY SHACKLES NOW I’LL WRING YOUR NECK MYSELF!

-Chenille takes 4 damage. Sigh.

-Ipu’s been invisible this whole time and no one could tell because none of use can see each other.

-Trongy uses Acacia’s claws to pick Ipu’s lock.

-We all try and figure out how to unlock the steel deadbolted door, Fio standing at the ready on the other side. Acacia turns into a hamster and crawls under the door.