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Jeff Bezos

## Overview

Jeff Bezos is a creature of pure unbridled power. Many religions, such as the Jeffrry Bezfeld Religion believe he is a god that created the universe, however, he is simply a man who became so rich he was bestowed omnipotence from "GHJAKULON TRHING 81924." Despite his status of omnipotence, he only uses it to punish people who oppose him. He still uses "human" tactics to gain money, chiefly, his company Amazon. His workers all remain human despite the availability of robots for the stated reason "I like them suffering, it feels good."

## Upbringing

Jeff Bezos was raised at a very young age. His parents had a lot of money and gave it all to him when they both got BPU Disease when he was 2. (The unfortunate passing of his parents has given Jeff Bezos a large amount of respect for Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex's goal of curing BPU disease.) This allowed Jeff Bezos to jumpstart his two month long dream of starting a business.

Bezos started the company Amazon at the age of 3 where he stole the money of investors. This kept up until he turned 6 where he made it a real company. However, due to the not-so-fateful date the company was founded on, profits were mediocre. Jeff Bezos' solution was to start a marketing campaign involving a new currency called the Bezos Buck.

The campaign was a success, and launched Amazon into a new golden age of money making awesomeness. At this point, he was becoming a multidollarinair. Bezos then kept biggering until age 26, where he became a trevigintillionair. In this position he was offered godlike status from the previous god of wealth "GHJAKULON TRHING 81924".

## Godhood

Upon achieving godhood, Amazon reached it's unobtanium-tier age. Due to Jeff Bezos' decision to give himself anywhere from 1-one unvigintillion bezos coins (not to be confused with bezos bucks) every oingosecond, his income is very unstable. However, because he makes so much money, it doesn't matter, and I really shouldn't have mentioned any of that, so I'm sorry.

Unjland has adopted Jeffery Bezos, along with Jerry Seinfeld, as their rulers. This has given Unjland access to a plethora of amazon items, such as leg massagers, bath bombs, and millitary grade weapons. Jeffery Bezos was allegedly involved in the infamous, controversial OJ Simpson case, where he defended OJ tooth and nail to eventually get him released as a free man.
Script of Yibbo

> Thou shalt not date a guy for a half a fortnight
>
> Stephastian Arkibaldia (Roaus Toestitos 137:12 Script of Yibbo)

## The Script Of Yibbo

One of the few remaining copies of the script of yibbo

The Script of Yibbo is one of the most prized relics of ancient civilization and represents thousands of years of culture and religion. It was written by several people over the years who claim to have divine communication with a higher power. Notably The Prophetess of Lydranagasom, Joblon Gaarber, Roaus Toestitos, Dik Suhlurper, and Jebidiah Roasdikkery. Some people still hold on to these ancient teachings, but are considered universal terrorists. For more information on one of the various stories, go to Aboratia.

Interestingly, although there are over 300 million different versions and volumes of the script of yibbo, only one main idea remains constant throughout the script. The phrase "Thou shalt not date a guy for a half fortnite" has been found in some form in every single existing copy of the script of yibbo.
God of Old

One of the first recorded deities of mankind. Widely believed to be true after near global dominion by the Brittles. They are now the modern-day Unjiland. The God of Old has been recorded in the Script of Yibbo, and many cultural artifacts depict an ordinary man as the face of god. He is believed to be a middle aged, fair skinned man, with fairly average features and the beginnings of a beard. For whatever reason, people found this man extraordinarily special and as he sat in the road people would make up stories about him and spread them to those that passed by. Eventually, word spread, and many publishers wanted in, wanting credit for the works. These people claim to be spiritual in nature and have written down much of what was said about The God of Old in his time. They helped create a moral code of 27 commandments, and several daily rituals and gatherings that must be attended for all that believe in the God of Old.
Thornball

These plants are an oddball in the more arid area of Bombay, and in the beachside mountains separating the plains. Oftentimes being mistaken as random roots or ferns, these plants grow in long, vine-like formations, but exclusively on the ground, and are even distantly related to the 'tater' native to the region. However, they can be discerned from the random weeds of the area by their pink and yellow flowers, normally found under the large leaves of the burch plant. It also has tuberous roots, which are oftentimes, harvested from the plant as folk medicine as a natural painkiller of menial potency.
Oingoseconds

## Function

The Oingosecond is a form of measurement that is used to represent the amount of time in seconds that any given Oingo Boingo song can take to finish. The Oingosecond is often used to represent an amount of time that can fluctuate depending on several unpredictable or vexologically intrevastating factors.

Oddly enough, however, these amounts of time can only be equivalent to the length of any Oingo Boingo song. This is untrue until the amount of time in question is measured as an Oingosecond.

## Possible Values

Minimum Length: 0:37

Maximum Length: 15:58

### Only A Lad

* 3:43 - Little Girls
* 3:46 - Perfect System
* 3:51 - On The Outside
* 3:40 - Capitalism
* 4:37 - You Really Got Me
* 3:57 - Only A Lad
* 3:55 - What You See
* 3:26 - Controller
* 3:00 - Imposter
* 4:07 - Nasty Habits

### Nothing To Fear

* 5:52 - Grey Matter
* 3:04 - Insects
* 3:16 - Private Life
* 4:07 - Wild Sex (In The Working Class)
* 3:21 - Running On A Treadmill
* 3:56 - Whole Day Off
* 3:54 - Nothing To Fear (But Fear Itself)
* 3:57 - Why'd We Come
* 4:41 - Islands
* 5:18 - Reptiles And Samurai

### Good For Your Soul

* 3:34 - Who Do You Want To Be
* 3:16 - Good For Your Soul
* 3:42 - No Spill Blood
* 2:21 - Cry Of The Vatos
* 3:42 - Fill The Void
* 4:49 - Sweat
* 3:43 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me
* 4:42 - Wake Up (It's 1984)
* 4:04 - Dead Or Alive
* 4:03 - Pictures Of You
* 3:42 - Little Guns

### Dead Man's Party

* 5:12 - Just Another Day
* 6:21 - Dead Man's Party
* 4:39 - Heard Somebody Cry
* 4:14 - No One Lives Forever
* 3:37 - Stay
* 4:34 - Fool's Paradise
* 3:46 - Help Me
* 3:24 - Same Man I Was Before
* 6:08 - Weird Science

### Boi-Ngo

* 5:14 - Home Again
* 4:29 - Where Do All My Friends Go
* 4:30 - Elevator Man
* 5:16 - New Generation
* 3:38 - We Close Our Eyes
* 4:42 - Not My Slave
* 4:36 - My Life
* 3:46 - Outrageous
* 4:28 - Pain

### Dark At The End Of The Tunnel

* 4:11 - When The Lights Go Out
* 4:41 - Skin
* 4:10 - Out Of Control
* 5:01 - Glory Be
* 4:36 - Long Breakdown
* 4:18 - Flesh 'N Blood
* 4:19 - Run Away (The Escape Song)
* 4:37 - Dream Somehow
* 3:26 - Is This
* 3:57 - Right To Know
* 4:31 - Try To Believe

### Boingo

* 7:58 - Insanity
* 7:43 - Hey!
* 6:28 - Mary
* 4:35 - Can't See - Useless
* 9:21 - Pedestrian Wolves
* 4:54 - Lost Like This
* 5:27 - Spider
* 5:53 - War Again
* 4:09 - I Am The Walrus
* 0:37 - Tender Lumplings
* 15:58 - Change
The Official Blon Wiki

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Lebron Jefuedi

### Occupation

President of Peace Operations Official and Homosexual Armenian Basketball player for the Weezers

## Overview

Lebron Jefuedi was unfortunately born in the Ocean, what a shame... Luckily he never developed Ocean Problem despite the troubling circumstance. When Mr. Jefuedi washed up on the coast of East fGotaln, he was raised like an average orphan and he always had an interest in Homosexual Armenian Basketball. As a teenager, he would always play with Isaac Lyndon B. Suck, even though neither of them could cross the East fGotaln-Armenia Border, meaning they could only score half-court shots. He later became a professional, playing for the Weezers in the NHABA.

## Career

Lebron Jefuedi was a master of Homosexual Armenian Basketball and was considered the Lebron James of the sport, he would rise up the ranks and garner universal praise for his skillset and innovative strategies. Due to his inspirational sports catchphrases, children look up to him, this made him get a position on the Peace Operations Official where he was beloved so much, he was elected president of Peace Operations Official.

## The "innovative strategies"

Lebron Jefuedi would utilize loopholes in the sports rules because Homosexual Armenian Basketball's rules were written over the course of 30 minutes by 2 lobotomized individuals. Despite this being seen as cheating by counter-culturalists, Mr. Jefuedi was still universally beloved for his playing style.

## The Lebron Jefeudi Disaster of year 8-&

The complete morons behind the NHABA scheduled a game between the Weezers and the Blipfortulon Aliens of Planet Gornum on the fucking Testicular Oreo. The game was going normal, the Weezers were having a rough game but it was only the 17th quarter. Jefuedi got the Homosexual Armenian ball and was about to dunk but when he tried jumping off the ground, he was caught by the Testicular Oreo, and he started to be absorbed. After an excruciating 3 moments, Lebron Jefuedi was completely absorbed. After passing away, the only people allowed at his funeral were Isaac Lyndon B. Suck and Uncanny Ulia.

## Uncanny Relevance Meter

According to Uncanny Ulia's metrics, Lebron Jefeudi gets 170 Uncanny Points; middle of the road!
Shovial Chute

Shovial Chutes (or $h0v!@L ¢hU+e in certain internet circles) are collections of succulent machinations that use the power of escape to transport people between Uvuestial Dimensions.

## History of Shovial Chutes

In 30 days, Jesus Christ will create the first Shovial Chute. He was sigma for doing so, because this decision kickstarted the POO. He used primitive technology like iPhones and teeth to create what is now called Proto-rift. Later that day, John Lennon did not do anything related to Shovial Chutes. A million year later, my mom created the first formalized Shovial Chute, which made the game go viral.

### Technology

I have no fucking idea how this stuff works. I'm just a 9-year-old Chinese boy named Huang-Dong-Joe that built the previously mentioned iPhone that Jesus used to create the Proto-rift.

## Mung-Jo, the Chinese Emperor

My uncle, Mung-Jo, the Chinese Emperor, was the great Chinese emperor of the East Chinese Empire. He was my primary father figure, but he was killed in battle. I have spiraled out of control and now do hard drugs like rage potions and methamphetamine.
Mammot Dabloon Trade Route

## The Trade Route

The trade route known as the Mammot trade route, passing through Erection Island and going around this one really cool tree, was really awesome. The trade route had been used by the Gknowmes for trillions of Oingoseconds, and we're prospering from using such an efficient route. it passed all the larger cities and towns, and smelled really nice! it was the bestest.

unfortunately for the Gknowmes, the Giants figured out just mow much profit there was to be made by robbing the Gknowmes, and proceeded to do so. The Gknowmes tried using their immaculate thinking skills to out think the giants, but were unfortunately defeated with ease no matter how much work they put into defending their cargo. the Giants would swipe away their genius devices and fancy tricks, and were completely unfazed by any harm caused by the Gknowmes.

## The War

Year 20456, a war broke out between the Gknowmes and the Giants. The Cheiftian of the Gknowmes, Mr. Not Evil Guy (smaller), decided to rally all the Gknowmes to fight the Giants. The Gknowmes suited up for war, creating ingenius devices for warcraft, including but not limited to

* the ouchy-inator
* the pokey-inator
* the sharpy thingy
* the spikey thingy
* the spinning thingy
* the dangerous thingy
* the not dangerous thingy

The Gknowmes bravely marched to the shore of Sea of Indromidicinilington, close to the most robbed area of the Mammot trade route, and set up all their weapons and artillery. the Gknowmes plan was to lure small amount of giants there, taking out small amounts of them one at a time, until they were extincted. unfornutaly, the entirety of the Gknowmes population was not strong enough to defeat a group of 3 giants. the Gknowmes fought with bravery, honor and valor, but it was not enough. the Gknowmes, standing at the miniscule height of 5'2", were no match for the giants, standing at a massive 6'5". they blew through the minor little Gknowmes, and exterminated all but a few survivors.
Me

# Me (The narrator of every article)

## Overview

hiiiii :3 im the narrator. i make all the articles and i know everything... except for some things X3

i try to stay professional but my advisors gave me free reign here B)

i am employed by omnidimensional beings to report on this universe :0

i cant say much more because i have to keep it to this universe 3:

bai!!!11!

-jisu, maybe idk!

exercise...,?? or extra fries!?!!
Twiddle towers

## The Twiddle Tower Origins

At a very young age, Jeff Bezos lost all of his thumbs in a Blowing accident on the beach. he left them, as he felt they're too much trouble to bring, and they begin to crystalize (specifically weevil crystallization). they soon became to very large concrete bricks, and were donned *The Twiddle Towers*.
Slab of Atoms

Not to be confused with 6043, Slabs of Atoms are a religious artifact of the country of a large man. Once ruling the alternate cosmos of Flump, the Slabs are Atoms are now manifested as ontological beings, Montological Beings, And Children, and Chilldren.

Slabs of Atoms contain atoms. They have shit inside of their shit compartment units, which are pasted after (or before) birth. However, Slabs have not figured how to use these compartments until the year in the year 2001. This won't happen until 2001.

Also, Slabs make Liquified Quartz.

### Creation and Destruction

When they were created for the purpose of destroying evil and bad, they ended up CREATING evil and bad. This is why slabs of atoms are evil and I can't go near them. I will offer 20 dollars for someone to make an immersive experience of holding a slab of atoms.
Magic

### Overview

Magic is a metaphysical post-existant hyper-real "substance" that possesses functions incomprehensible to the average mind. Despite the steep learning curve to magic comprehension, most people understand its uses as a tool to spit on science as a concept. Despite the hostility projected from simpletons, science and magic have a very respectful relationship. Magic can be harnessed but usually you have to be Powerful, that aside; magic is not to be confused with Power.

### Physical Properties

When Magic isn't invisible or projecting as something, it is purely purple (sometimes magenta.) and it's very liquidy and stringey. It has no mass (kind of) so it's not affected by gravity (kind of.) This makes it look very alien, and its existence is taboo in some areas of Blon. Magics appearance can alterred if you have both the know-how and the go-now. Magic is sometimes pretty cold and slimey to the touch so you better watch out before bringing Prozintium based clothing! (Also watch out with numerous other elements because they make magic do some pretty dangerous stuff.) Magic without horizontal or plongitudinal energy cannot interact with positive matter, except for when it does.

### Uses

It can do anything, it's magic. But it can't do things that Throatorious-Chuklinglion doesn't allow.

### Variants

 Light Magic
 Pink Energy
Scienterrorists

### Overview

Originating from the Nosvolian Island, the Scienterrorists extremists who use Science to commit extreme acts of terror. Some notable instances were the Uranium Backpacks deployed in Biztown, the flesh melting water in Phloge, Texas, and the Car bombings across the Miambic Continent with differently colored explosives.

### Uprising

The scienterrorists started as the "Celestial Truthers" and were dedicated to finding out where the Oltorian Gateway is. After sending a search team to Space, they got hit by Space Cthulu, killing everybody in the vessel. After this, they turned into the Scienterrorists, who were full of hate and spite for the world.

### Internal Politics

The Scienterrorists have been victim to several internal roughness, namely after the Space Cthulu Incident. The leader at the time, Hilgretta Gintaro, was outraged and gutted her political opponent, John Bastleshire, in broad daylight. This caused her ousting and her consequent death. The organization was then lead by Osama bin Darwin afterwards, who turned the organization into the Scienterrorists.

### Uncanny Relevance Meter

The scienterrorists are very uncanny, they kill others and eachother! 7.5/10
Aboratia

### Location

In a strange middleground between reality, trancending all known methods of communication and observation.

Aboratia is a location only known to the world in ancient myth, written about in the Script of Yibbo. According to the Prophetess of Lydranagasom (Lie-Druh-Nah-Ga-Sum), Aboratia is said to be the result of a curse inflicted on mankind after unfaithfulness. As the story goes, humans were created by the God of Old to multiply with no exception, creating as many babies as possible. However, soon the humans started to rebel, and many started claiming that they have their own choice of what to do with their bodies and are allowed to choose whether they have a baby or not. This enraged the God of Old, who attempted to wipe out all abortion pills and condoms from the universe. However, because of his inferior status to Stephastion Arkibaldia's control over the laws of the universe (in that time), the God of Old was unable to remove it's matter from existence, thus locking it away to a pocket dimension where it formed into a planet. Anything that gets into the pocket dimension is sucked in like a black hole, but conversely, sometimes small bits of the pills leak out in the form of Archibald Radiation (discovered by Stephen Archibald), thus perpetuating the existence of abortion pills in Blon.

## Planet Structure

The planet is made up of condoms and abortion pills. The Core of the planet is made up of the lighter mass Condoms and the Crust and outer shell of the planet is made up of the heavier and larger bottles of abortion pills. The reason for such varying and large sizes is the warping effects due to the transportation of matter into the pocket dimension.
Infinite Lego Batman Store

The Infinite Lego Batman Store (ILBS) is a store within the city of Gloryland. Created by Dr. Duppy during the Second Caucasian War of Western Mars, it was first accessed with a Vexological Time-Space Compression Machine on a cool Tuesday night. According to all current data, it is said to go on forever inside of a fractojuicial meltdown chamber. It goes infinitely long in all cardinal and Bluebird Directions.

## Inside the Store

The inside of the ILBS is filled with all Lego Batman-related Lego sets, toys, merchandise, and bedsheets set upon shelves that go for an infinite amount of miles away forever. There is only one exit, and that's the Shovial Chute at Goose-154 Coordinates (1.145,53.6) in the Lont Sector. According to the aforementioned Dr. Duppy, the store was built by the Sholungitudial People of Narth Woshiviustowninople millions of years ago as a present for the gods of their faith. (Primarily Jeff Bezos.) Some sectors of the store are the aforementioned Lont Sector, the Post-Ectus Sector, the Tyled Sector, and the etc.

## Incidents Inside of the ILBS

1. In 12, Bogus R. Name got decapitated by a falling shelf caused by a Sentidial Rift.
2. In 1,045,249, a group of researchers, visitors, and tourists all noticed the lights shut off in the store for the first time in recorded history, along with everywhere else in the continent . This event was later known as the Unexplained Darkness of Gargantua. It is believed that the event was caused by a tourist using Jeff Bezos' name in vain within the store.

## The End of the ILBS

After years of debate, the International Board of Associations Association decided to cut all funding to research towards the ILBS and shut down the Shovial Chute that connected it to the Realm Dimension for these reasons:

1. The constant running of the Shovial Chute was taking up too much energy in Gloryland, energy that it couldn't afford. (Especially during the Invasion of the Grolung People of 1963.)
2. The projects and experiments done inside the ILBS were both dangerous and disrespectful to the original crafters of the store.
3. The outer edges of the store have already been explored, and other Uvuestial dimensions still need exploring, so those who can should spend their time and money on those newer projects instead of the ILBS.

That is why we should cut funding to research the ILBS.
Caged Lions (The Hypothetical Kind)

# Caged Lions

## Overview

Caged lions is a conceptual enigma among the interpretative universe of Blon. Conceived by omnipotent deity Martha, it is defined by its ontologically silly characteristics, such as vexologically intrevastating demarcations scattered along the 4th dimension of the metaphorical lion, among other wacky things.

## History

### Birth/Rebirth

While originally birthed during the heat birth of the interpreunverblon, (short for "interpretative universe of Blon,") Caged Lions is rebirthed any time it is mentioned by name or any of it's many characteristics (such as vexologically intrevastating demarcations scattered along the 4th dimension of the metaphorical lion, among other wacky things,) as long as the individual mentioning it is nonmipotent (not omnipotent.) While popularly referred to in reference to hit user experience "Terraria," any instance of its referral will cause its rebirth to occur.

### Death/Redeath

The original death of the caged lions happened when the first referral happened (commonly called the interspatial referral.) According to Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex, the current caged lions redies to make room for the new one. Therefore, if Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex's theory is to be assumed as ontological, there can only be one caged lions at a time.

## Characteristics

### Vexologically Intrevastating Demarcations

On the 4th dimension of the metaphorical lion within the caged lions, there appear to be vexologically intrevastating demarcations scattered among the body.

### Cage

The metaphorical cage portion of a caged lions contains the metaphorical lion, along with its vexologically intrevastating demarcations. This is agreed upon by many scholars to be a rare variation on the previously discovered "super-duper powerful invisible forcefield" protecting Jeff Bezos from his haters.

### Pink Energy

By accessing the spiritual plane on which caged lions is rebirthed and redeathed, you can harness pink energy from its state of being neither dead or alive (this period is calculated to be roughly 0.46 oingoseconds.)

## Use Cases

While the caged lions does not have any use case as one conceptual thingymajig, its characteristics, such as pink energy, allow for the creation of different concoctions. For example, by bypassing the cage and accessing the supply of Vexologically Intrevastating Demarcations, you can harvest it and use it to brew an ontological potion.
Colds

### Overview

Colds come in several rarities, with different properties of each. The rarer the cold, the more deadly and unique the cold

### Common Cold

The common cold is a normal cold with nothing very special, in fact, its only symptom is a slightly runny nose

### Uncommon Cold

The uncommon cold is THE cold, it's what you think of when you think of the cold. When you have the uncommon cold, you're under the influence of a runny nose, (or blocked nose), coughing, and sneezing. This is contagious but goes away after a bit.

### Rare Cold

The rare cold is a modification of the uncommon cold (and for the sake of the rest of the article, assume every new rarity has symptoms of the last), where you might start having a headache and get fatigued. This is also a stage where gremlets infest your lungs, which is barely ever a risk.

### Epic Cold

The epic cold is when shit hits the fan. This is the cold where death might become a noticeable risk. The gremlets in the lungs get hungry. and start eating your lungs. Your nose will also start exuding brain matter. On the bright side, there will be no more stuffy nose, as it will be runny always. The cough will also be made worse as you will actively cough out blood and unknown liquid.

### Legendary Cold

Once you get here, you should probably write your will (and your won't). This is the phase of the cold where your vision goes blurry and earwax builds up like crazy. The cough will be so extreme that you can cough up internal organs (0.1% chance). You also get a raging migraine and a simulated concussion. Half of your muscles will atrophy (decided at random by RNGesus).

### Mythic Cold

This is the incurable stage, you can't recover once you reach this point. Your brain will liquify and the gremlets will take over your movement. Your flesh will rot (even before death) and your motor cortex will be so fried that you can't form words anymore. you become such a living husk it becomes hard to discern the line between life and death for your poor, poor, fucked up life. This is the stage where killing you becomes legal in most Greenberg countries.

### Exotic Cold

You're already dead, this isn't about the living "you" anymore. This is about the dead body. If you somehow develop this after dying, your corpse will be entirely animated by the gremlets. They'll make a civilization out of your carcus. You will be maintained like a planet. This is all the while you are building up unknown liquid. If you manage to not rot away by 12 hours, you'll start to be rebuilt by the gremlets. They'll freeze your head to resolidify your brain. If they are succesful, you will be revived, but you will not have any organs other than your brain. The gremlets manage your body now. If the cold germs haven't left your body yet, then they will start the process over, all the way from the common cold.
Pitch-White Entities

Pitch-White Entity in The White Void

Pitch-White Entities are humanoid creatures that have no features and are pitch-white in color. They primarily live in Unjland and are sometimes referred to as Unjoids. Despite their featurelessness, they still have all the same functionality as humans... even sex. They usually have undying support for Unjland, but there are some exceptions.
Mutually Assured Destruction Wiki

**Welcome to the Mutually Assured Destruction Wiki!**

### Welcome

Mutually Assured Destruction is a post-apocalyptic dark fantasy roleplaying game created by Fjordbarne and Hawgburgman.

This wiki is the perfect place for one to find a conglomerate of information on the game, with an easy-to-access style. This wiki takes inspiration from the set-up of the LOTA2 fandom.

### World

Information on the setting and background of MAD.

### Gameland

Information regarding specific locations on the map.

### Lifestyle

Information regarding original in-game culture, items, history, legends, etc.

### Factions

Information regarding the factions that can be found in-game.

### Flora

Information regarding the fictional plant life original to the game.

### Fauna

Information regarding the fictional animal life original to the game.
Sabretooth

A render of Sabretooth

### Affiliation

Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, Tragedybro77 (close friend, employer), Cable (best friend), Joker (close friend), Dominique Flynn (close friend)

## Appearances

### Debut

Iron Fist #14 (1977)

Sabretooth is a fictional Marvel villain who appears in the Comedybro88 universe as the arch nemesis of Wolverine. He is one of Tragedybro77's allies. His first and only in-game debut was Comedybro88's Meme Adventure, where he shows up in the intro cutscene and the end cutscene for The Brave and The Bald. Sabretooth is one of many evil-aligned mutants alongside Cable and Apocalypse to name a few.

## Physical Description

Sabretooth is a pale-skinned mutant with black bags underneath his eyes, spikey yellow hair, yellow sideburns, and red eyes. His costume consists of an orange and crimson leotard with faux fur, and his gloves have feline-esque claws embedded into them.

## Backstory

Victor Creed's memories were altered by the Weapon X Foundation, however it is possible that he was born somewhere in Alberta during the 1800's as the younger brother to James Howlett, but he was also mutated and given an adamantium ribcage and claws similar to the latter, but instead of being a hero, Victor decided to become evil and joined the Brotherhood of Mutants, a criminal organization run by fellow mutants such as himself. After this, the Marvel universe merged with Earth-1121's continuity, where Sabretooth and his partner-in-crime, Cable, later formed an alliance with a DC villain known as the Joker. Together, they ventured through the east coast city of New MemeTopia, and ran into Tragedybro77, who enlisted the 3 villains, including Sabretooth, to work for him. Whilst Comedybro88 and his allies were on the search for Deathstroke, Cable had contacted the Riddler to acquire a red diamond from the Gotham City Museum for both him and Sabretooth.

## Personality

Sabretooth is a psychopathic cannibal who has similar beliefs to Cable, in which bad mutants should populate the earth and that good mutants should be exterminated like the pests they are. Sabretooth also behaves similarly to Wolverine, due to the fact that he also uses the term "bub" in conversations and sentences, however, his unhinged personality is similar to that of the infamous Joker's.

## Trivia

* Sabretooth is not actually Wolverine's brother in the comics, but is his brother in the films. This version of Sabretooth is based on the film version of him.
* Sabretooth was also going to have a boss fight in Comedybro88's Meme Adventure, but it was also scrapped.
* Sabretooth was originally going to be a good mutant, but was retconned to be evil due to him being confused for a Wolverine knockoff.
* Sabretooth and Joker share the same haircut.
Howler

Pack hunting carnivores located in the Plains, Howlers are one of the few examples of the many canine descendants that remain after the fall of civilization and also serve as a shining representation as to why man’s best friend has opted to become his worst enemy in the harsh new world born of conflict. Howlers hunt in packs of 2-15, opting to target smaller plain-dwelling inhabitants but altering their interest in the size of their prey as the size of their pack also grows; large packs of Howlers even being as bold to target outlying farming settlements or merchant caravans from time to time. Spanning only heights of 2-3 feet tall and weighing roughly 70 lbs on average, Howler’s most notable feature separating them from their docile ancestors are their manes, the hairs of which are actually long needle-like quills. While uncommon to be targets of hunters, Howler’s meat is no rare meal to those in the plains; while coarse, stringy, and plain-tasting, those who kill a Howler in self-defense scarcely let the food go to waste. While still extremely dangerous, life in the California waste has adapted to deem these fiends nothing more than a common everyday threat to those who traverse the Plains region.
Sprite

Sprites are a strange bundle of miniature creatures that hatch near bodies of freshwater such as lakes, streams, and rivers (like one may find in the Plains of the Big Sur) and then travel to a biome of their choosing, typically either staying near their water or making their way towards forested areas such as the mountains or redwoods. They’re characterized as a swarm of mindless insects that consistently follow the whim of one free-thinking queen. Many believe these swarms to be spirits, as they tend to toy with adventurers. Sprites are believed to be descendants of the mayfly, a swarming insect common all across North America. It’s notable that if the queen of a sprite swarm was to die, the rest of the swarm becomes timid and static in place, perishing with her within the hour. Sprites feed on waterside plants and even have a symbiotic relationship with humanoid creatures. Sandwalkers are known to offer food to sprites as they believe these creatures lead them towards points of interest in return.
Lifestyle

One of the most important sections for learning about the world-building in the game itself, this section contains links to several different areas of knowledge that could be used to further invest yourself into the game. Enjoy!

### Myths & Legends

Information regarding popular myths and legends known across the West.

### Culture

Information regarding different cultures found throughout the game world.

### Originals

Information regarding inanimate components (weapons, consumables, tools, technology, etc.) in-game that are original to MAD.

### Important Figures

Information regarding important figures and characters in MAD.
The Cific

The blue waters and white-sand beaches of the Cific have cultivated numerous creatures, cultures, and problems to the people of the West. The coast of the Cific is covered with scattered tribes of surfers, fishing towns, and shipping lanes. Creatures of monstrous proportion rule the deep seas, and large waves batter the beaches.
Ivan Wessley

Mr. Wessley before gaining his powers

Ivan Wessley is a little violent boy who looks to get ROWDY~. Ivan has a unique ability to blast beams of energy anywhere he wants, and has a sort of "hitlist" of people who are said to be affected by "Ivan's Blasting". People don't tend to like him buuuuut... it's fine
Space Cthulu

### Relatives

Regular Cthulu, Wifey Cthulu, Amigo Cthulu, Rice Cthulu, Chicken Cthulu, Terrorist Cthulu, Ugly Blue Cthulu

Space Cthulu is based of a fictional entity mythical Cthulu. Space Cthulu was a cosmic entity who was sent on board one of the initial test flights for determining whether humans can live in space. Space Cthulu was a fish who was sent on board the rocket, but when the rocket came back, the fish was discovered to have excited the craft and had mutated into a monster who wanted nothing more than to seek vengeace over his child fish who was molested by a 56 year old man on earth named Dr. Duppy. Ever since then he searched for any space vehicles he could commandeer and crash into earth and when he saw the Celestial Truthers from the Scienterrorists, he attempted to take the vehicle but only managed to crash into it destroying everyone inside and the vehicle. Since then, Space Cthulu has been floating in space fairly Docile, waiting for it's next victim.
Gozza

If the skin-melting toxicity, grimy color, and all-around ominous energy surrounding the coastal waters aren’t enough to turn you off going for a swim, then look no further than the local population of Gozza to convince you otherwise. Once the meek Armagosa River Pupfish, these giants now span lengths of 8-9 feet and weigh in at nearly 450 pounds at maturity, these aquatic predators are known to dispatch whatever’s dumb, brave, or blind enough to wade into the water on their watch.
El Perdicion de las Sombras

An engaging legend told by both word of mouth and pen unto paper, *"El Perdición de las Sombras"* traces its origins back over a century and a half to the arid plateaus of Utah. While it's a widely argued topic whether or not the tale truly occurred, its validity hasn't had an effect on the cultural impact of the story. The text references a battle that supposedly defended the West from an encroaching darkness from the dreadful Shadowlands.

According to myth, the frigid darkness of the Shadowlands had once reached as far as the salt flats of Utah, where nomadic tribes of Ponte Christeros were reluctant to leave their religious homeland. The story begins with a message reaching the court of *Tobias II*, who was said to have led a confederation of Ponte Christero tribes in defense against the shadowlands. The message tells of three armies of pale soldiers marching through the darkness towards the salt flats, led by a Shadowlander warlord called *Jookil*. *Tobias II* rang his bells, which sounded throughout the salt flats and called upon volunteers from the remaining seven tribes of Ponte Christeros. *Tobias II* was met with a meager arrangement of artisans carrying weapons, who would undoubtedly be slaughtered by the sheer strength of *Jookil*'s armies. With pure hearts, they stood their ground regardless for three days and two nights, awaiting the arrival of their enemies.

The slew of pale soldiers marched through the smog, bringing with them vats of scorching black liquid which extended the shadows with every step of their ranks. Still, with hearts of gold and souls of silver, the tribes of Christeros stood their ground with *Tobias II* as a tangible darkness fell upon their lands. The following battle was bloody, with every death of *Jookil*'s soldiers being replaced with two more. As all seemed lost, it was said that the Christero's belief in purity was so strong that it attracted whim of the sorcerer *Georgen* from the South. Arriving upon a golden nag, *Georgen* was said to have risen his staff to the heavens. Beams of light broke through the darkness, decimating entire legions of *Jookil*'s troops. With the help of the sorcerer, and the will of God, the Christeros were said to have banished the darkness to the East...

...Where it remains, to this day...
Cific Surfer/Gulper/Grouper

## Cific Surfer

Hatching from the large clutches of Gulper eggs are Surfers, the infantile, four legged, hatchling stage within the Gulper life cycle, spanning a maximum length of 2 feet and weighing around 40 pounds. These small creatures can often be seen living within any moistened cracks or underbellies of settlements close to bodies of water, this is due to the Surfer’s vermin-like scavenger behavior; living off the waste and byproducts of human communities before their metamorphosis into their juvenile form.

## Cific Gulper

Nearing the end of its infantile phase, a Pacific Surfer goes into a metamorphosis of sorts, finding an isolated and safe spot before encasing itself with a secreted layer of mucus which hardens around its body. If done with no complications, this ends up with a juvenile Gulper rupturing from this mucus casing and traversing to wherever in the waste there is prey to swallow down, but will later on return to the coast to reproduce; hence continuing on in the Gulper life cycle.

## Cific Grouper

Not much is known about these alpha-king gulpers...
Eightfinity

### Caution

This is forbidden information, however, this wiki also cannot withhold information so proceed with reading at your own discretion. Consequences may vary.

### Overview

Eightfinity is a number-concept fusion that is directly inbetween 8 and ∞, written diagonally in either way. Due to its superposition as both a number and a concept, it highly unstable and acts as a cognitohazard that is weaponized by people who have grasped its form. Such groups include the Hypergalactic Omni-Patrol, the Secret Scientists, and the CIA. As a cognitohazard, if you do not have a 4D Hyper-Brain, you will die instantly upon viewing it

### Discovery

The Numeral Realm, year 1978.2 - The Secret Scientists were on their expeditions here because they're nerds that hang out with numbers, and they were lead to that dimension's universal basement which had forbidden numbers, including Eightfinity. They kept the info secret, as even living numbers melted when seeing it.
Fauna

The West is home to creatures a many, nearly all of which descending through what can only be described as evolution sped up through forced adaptation and nuclear radiation.

## Races

In the known world of the West, a number of *playable* races that vary in sentience and sapience cover the lands.

* Humans
* Automata
* Sandwalkers
* Shadowlanders
* Abominations

## Fauna

Categorized by their most commonly found biome, though some can be seen in multiple.

**The Coast**

* Pincher
* 'Cific Surfer/Gulper/Grouper
* Snozza
* Leeper
* Gozza
* Mong

**The Plains**

* Skitter
* Thumper
* Ojo
* Nag
* Sprite
* Gullet
* Howler
* Hoff
* Pequenos Verde
* Plains Dragon

**The Mountains**

* Gob
* Tort
* Arana
* Feeniks
* Hill Horn
* Terror

**The Redwoods**

* Red Rotfly
* Redwoods Surfer/Gulper/Grouper
* Snout
* Berry Knight
* Bruin
The East

The East is only a place known of in legend. They say it's the mass of land one could find should they travel past the impenetrable Shadowlands, though most who say they've seen the East are pegged as liars or fools. All that is said of the East is based solely on myth.

### History

There is no history of a land that may not even exist.

They say that East was split off from the West when the darkness came. Some believe this once-lively land was swallowed whole by the shadows, broken into a void where time stands still.
Hill Horn

These behemoth-sized, moss-backed bovine beasts are one of the largest forms of cattle and life present in the California waste, if not the remnants of the world. These gigantic beings have been deemed “Hill Horns” due to their astoundingly large size and frame, often being mistook for hills when still, and this comes at no surprise; the bovine beasts spanning heights from 15-25 feet tall and weighing in at the varying extremes of 10-14 tons. Unlike their presumably herd-forming pre-radiation cousins, Hill Horns are solitary creatures, seemingly preferring to be on their lonesome then together; infact other then when in a mating period or raising calves, Hill Horns will often clash heads with one another just to stake out grazing areas for themselves. These titanic duels can often feel like literal earthquakes if one unfortunately finds themselves stationed close enough to one of these behemoth’s sparring grounds. Despite their size, Hill Horns actually serve a vital purpose as a “Apex Prey” in the Redwood, only falling prey to some of the largest or most daunting predators that share the forest with the horned gargantuans such as Bruins or even colonies of Red Rotflies.
Mong

Tunneling through the underbellies of the scorching waste’s deserts are the irradiated descendant of the once small Bobbit Worm, locally known as Mongs, these creatures of the soil range from 7-8 feet in length, and often span a diameter’s width of around a foot. Though extremely dangerous if not faced with caution, these creatures often serve as predators for the smaller species of the waste; pinchers, surfers, infant creatures, etc. In turn, they are often prey items for Gullets and rarely Terrors if caught dawdling above ground, even some humans make catching and hunting these creatures their trade, many residents of the post-apocalypse finding their roasted meat palatable.
Darmadan & Restofem

These two colossal avians are aid to be the pure embodiment of yin and yang. With Darmadan representing strength, and Restofem convoluting wisdom, the legend suggests that by uniting these ancient birds one would possess the rawest form of power. Some believe that while lacking human forms of abstract thought, the emotional intelligence of the two creatures far surpasses any of the humanoid races in the known world. It's believed that the two condors have a strong connection to the altruistic tendencies of mankind, lending their power to the pure of heart.

### Darmadan

The Condor of Strength

Of the two massive condors, it's said that Darmadan is the most powerful in all sense of physical. It's believed that Darmadan spends much of its time in solitude, lining its feathers with dusted quartz it has reduced into powder with its powerful beak to start fires when it attacks. Because of this, the flight feathers of Darmadan have been repeatedly seared on the edges, leading it to be far worse at flying long distances than its brother.

### Restofem

The Condor of Wisdom

While Darmadan emanates strength, it's believed that Restofem is far more mentally powerful than its brother. There have been myths of Restofem using telepathy to communicate with the human brain, mimicking voices of loved ones, though unable to physically speak save for its avian caws. The white-and-brown feathers that Restofem leaves behind in areas it's been are highly regarded as symbols of loyalty and intelligence, though none have turned up in the past century...
Pincher

Despite only ranging lengths of 2-3 feet and weighing a relatively small amount of 70-80 lbs, the descendants of the once measly Hermit Crab, the Pincher has become, from a survivability standpoint; the most successful species known to the post-nuclear detonation world. Though seeing these creatures in the wild (where they often serve as prey for the larger carnivores of the region) is no rare sight, their major claim to fame and widespread evolutionary success can be attributed to the early domestication of the Pincher in the apocalypse. Both the Pinchers and the post-nuclear man found the company of one another mutually beneficial due to the Pincher in question being granted the safety of a larger creature and the access to nest in it’s owner’s living quarters while the human being was obliged in kind with the Pincher’s conveniently selected habit of hunting/preying upon Pacific Surfers in and around the premises of the owner’s and in-turn it’s territory.
Second Caucasian War of Western Mars

The Second Caucasian War of Western Mars was a series of skirmishes and battles in Western Mars during the Second Caucasian War of Western Mars. These battles were between the Boob Tribe and Ass Tribe, both conveniently located in Western Mars. It started with the Toe Skirmish in 1946 and ended with the assassination of Klom'u IV in 4,143,102,756. The total casualties were all people with boobs, ass, and skin on the Western third of Mars. These deaths total to about one billion people. The war ended in an Assian victory, but the Assians experienced great instability after the war because of political issues related to Jimmy Fallon's intestines.
Myths & Legends

The *Mutually Assured Destruction* universe is filled to the brim with legends that attempt to explain phenomena, allude to possible story progression, or serve no true purpose whatsoever. Here's a few.

### The Great Before

The widely accepted Christero tales set to explain the ancient history of the bombs in a way that teaches both children and adults good ideology whilst being easy to remember and understand.

* Empire of Sunrise
* Empire of Sunset
* The Two Moons
* Two Suns War

### Californian Mysticism

Tales of unwavering values told to children of areas much like the Sur - some of which are believed to even hold some truth.

* Darmadan & Restofem
* Hell Under Shasta

### Tobiasian Romance

The illustrious stories told from the perspective of the Ponte Christeros of Utah, claiming credit for the defense against darkness centuries ago beneath their alleged king and religious leader, Tobias II, and a powerful sorcerer called Georgen.

* El Perdición de las Sombras
* Muerte de Georgen
* Dios y Patria
The Wilds

Also known as the Frontier, few are sure of where the Wilds actually begin. While some believe these barbaric lands of anarchy begin as close Redwick, others say one must travel to the ancient border between Sunset and the First Moon, Canada, before crossing into the Wilds. This loosely defined region is home to mostly tribes and nomads, where the far reaches of civilized techniques of living carry no value.