Pen X Krusty/Transcript

**Cmc (Narrator):** Oh, Greetings, Friends, I have a very, uh, interesting tale for you, folks. Tonight, we'll face secrets, confrontations, and romance, (ew) and now we begin...

**Pen:** (\*Walks into Room\*)

**Pen:** I feel like eatin' some wheat today...

**Doc:** You can't!

**Pen:** Why not?!

**Doc:** 'Cuz-'Cuz- I ATE IT ALL! (\*Starts to cry\*)

**Pen:** You ate all my precious WHEAT?!

**Doc:** Yes, I did!

**Pen:** You end WHEAT! I end you!

**Doc:** (\*Vanishes\*)

**Pen:** Ha! You're Dead N—

**Doc (Muffled):** Pen? Pen?

**Doc:** Pen, WAKE UP!

**Pen:** Huh? Wha Happened?

**Doc:** You hit a Tree and Passed Out.

**Pen:** Oh, So, You are Not Dead?

**Doc:** Why Would I?

**Pen:** Oh, Uh, Nothing...

*(Pen Walks into the Kitchen; Doc is Cooking)*

**Pen:** (Yawns) So, What's For Breakfast?

**Doc:** Oh, Uh, (Looks Down at Her Cooking) Uhh, Pancake? Eggs?

**Pen:** Pancake Eggs? Can't Say I've Tried Them...

*(Someone is knocking at the Door)*

**Pen:** Someone's at the Door!

**Doc:** Yeah? Why Don't You Get it?

**Pen:** Does it Look Like I wanna Stand Up?!

**Doc:** (Groans) Fine.

*(Doc Opens The Door)*

**Doc:** Oh, Hey Squiddypop!

**Squiddypop:** Uh, Hey Doc!

**Doc:** So, What's Up?

**Squiddypop:** (\*Clears Throat\*) I need to talk to Pen...

**Joe:**(\*opens door\*)

**Joe:**  I'm home, did I miss anything?

**Doc:** First, Joe, This is My Home! Second, You Don't Appear 'til Later in the Story!

**Joe:** I don't care.

*(Doc stares in disbelief as he walks into her living room)*

**Squiddypop:** Well, Now That's Over, Well, Pen I—

**Krusty:** (Breaks Down The Door; Has a Formal Suit On) GUYS! LOOK AT TODAY'S NEWS!

**Doc:** MY $300 DOOR!

**Krusty:** Never mind Your Dumb Door, Look at the NEWS!

**Pen:** Okay, Okay. (*Switches the TV On)*

**TV:** *It's The Joe Show, The Joe Show, The Joe Show, Oh, Wait, He's Offline! The Joe Show! (Joe Appears on TV; Everyone is Staring at Joe)*

**Joe:** Uh, Uh, Change The Channel...

**Pen:** Oh, Here We Go! The News!

*(Everyone sits on the Couch)*

**TV:** *This is WREG News, Working For You! (We Go into the News Studio; Persondudes Comes in the Studio and Sits Down) This is Tennessee's #1 News and These are Tonight's Top Stories!*

**Persondudes (News Anchor):** Top Story Tonight, *The Joe Show* has been renewed for 4 More Seasons on FOX, Next Episode to Premiere is on Saturday at 8:30 ET, Check Your Local Listings Now, Ya Dorks! Our Next Story Tonight is That Local Resident, Dyaboy, is Now Behind Bars, For *(\*looks at Paper\*)* Wait, This Can't be right?! 68th Time?! Wow, So, Uh, He was Captured Late Last Night at *Joe's Convenient Store* on Poplar Ave. This Time he was Jailed For Attempted Homicide on Some Teens on The Bottom of The Pacific Ocean? Guys, I know it's a Slow News Day, But Come on! This is News these Days?! Wh—

**Pen:** *(\*Turns Off TV\*)* Wow. Just Wow.

**Joe:** Do You Guys Now What This Means?!

**Doc:** That We Rightfully Sent a Criminal to Jail for Trying to Kill Us Multiple Times?

**Joe:** Nope, It's Lunch Time! 3:34!

**Squiddypop:** That Late?! I GOTTA GET TO WORK, I'LL BE LATE! *(\*Runs Out The Door\*)*

**Joe:** So, What's For Lunch, Doc-a-rino?

**Doc:** I'm Glad You Asked! Could Interest You in a "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!?"

**Joe:** Yeah, That Sounds Good!

**Doc:** *(\*Face Slaps\*)*

**Pen:** If You Could Excuse Me, I Would Like to Eat My Breakfast, but it's Lunch because it's Late...

**Doc:** Here are your, Uh, Pancake Eggs?

**Pen:** Oh, Boy...

**Pen:** (\*With Full Mouth\*) Hey, Krusty? (\*Gulps\*) Where are You Going with Suit?

**Krusty:** It's, Uh, For a, Uh, Formal Party....

**Doc:** Really? You Think We're going to that?

**Krusty:** Yes. (\*Runs Out The Door\*)

**Doc:** Well, At Least, I'm Glad Everyone is Out of my House...

**Joe:** Not Everyone...

**Doc:** Here's Some Money, Buy Yourself Breakfast Somewhere Else.

**Joe:** I'll Gladly Take The Money, But I'll Stay Here, I Like Your Cooking...

**Doc:** But, You've Never Eaten Here!

**Joe:** Yeah, But I Still Like Your Cooking...

**Doc:** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*(Later, At Joe's Convenience Store....)*

**Pen:** Hey, Doc, Could I Get a Candy Bar?

**Doc:** No.

**Pen:** How About Some w h e a t ?

**Doc:** Sure, As Long you leave me alone, I really don't wanna be here....

**Pen:** (\*Goes to the Bread Aisle\*)

**Pen:** (\*Sees Krusty Running\*)Oh, Hey, Look, Hi, Krusty!

**Krusty:** (\*Does Not Respond...\*)

**Pen:** Huh, That was Weird, He Always Responds...

(Meanwhile, With Doc....)

**Doc:** (\*Also, Sees Krusty\*) Hey-o, Krust Man!

**Krusty:** (\*Carrying a Bouquet of Flowers; Does not Respond...; Runs Outta The Store Without Paying\*)

**Doc:** Wait, Krusty, Didn't Pay! Wait, He's Stealing! (\*Drops Her Groceries and Runs After Him\*)

**Cmc (Narrator):**  What is Krusty Hiding and Why Did He Steal? Will Doc Catch Krusty and Will Pen Find Her Wheat? Find Out, As The Story Will Continue...

Dedicated to Pen....