Let's Play PITCHCAR

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play PITCHCAR** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*You can all suck my little flicking finger!*"
―Dom
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "if you ain't first, you're last... and don't I bloody know it!"
* Who will be *in pole position*? Who will be *left spinning their wheels*?
* The giggly-child-version of Adam likes this toy very much. He describes this as the least thinky game we've ever played.
* We have no chairs and lots of moving around today. And Laurie has no hat. Everything is different.
* Dom's on his way but forgot he was filming. Jon's encouraging the comments to say what we feel about that. My favourite is from *Inferno 54*: "Dom arriving late to the racing game really makes me question to his dedication to family, as he's proving to neither be fast nor furious."
* Laurie flicks his car right off the track. Adam blames anger.
* Izzy's got unfortunate nails.
* The rules say that Adam wins the first game, allegedly. Sullivan: "The person with the blondest hair of the day wins the game?"
* Adam to Jon: "You've ballsed it for me like nobody's business, you son of a bitch."
* Laurie always feels crowded.
* Now Dom's arrived, he's taking quite some time to leave the starting line.
* Dom: "Oh Jon, I'm going to beat you up so much after this game."
* Slight Kallax wobble due to an Adam bottom incident.
* Dom and Jon have resorted to poking and tickling.
* Izzy's making them go the other way round, which causes a surprising amount of consternation.
* Jon's running away with it, but chokes on the peer pressure at the very end.
* Izzy: "I thought confidence might help me, but ..."
* Dom: "You're really good at flicking wood around a board Jon." Jon: "Don't pretend you don't care, you're absolutely livid Dom."
* The prize is to build the next track while everyone else gets to leave the room for a while. Jon's chosen death and destruction and a slow, laborious race.
* Sullivan stalls.
* Dom: "Do you love me, Jon? Do you love me? Do you love me now?"
* Adam does a very spawny turn. Jon: "You fucking James Bonded round that corner..."
* Laurie goes backwards, upside down. Adam makes the ramp. Izzy's blocking Jon but is building up for a stormer.
* Jon: "Never act out of stress, it doesn't work."
* Adam: "Izzy, when Sully obviously invited you, Sully did the production for this episode - when he did all the admin, sent you all the information about the game, did he mention that it would be a flicking game and you should have as long nails as you possibly can?" Turns out the answer is no. Not at all. But it hasn't held her back, so that's good. Well, it has a little bit. A teensy bit.
* Laurie: "Adam's leisurely march to victory..." but *he* jumps the whole course.
* Adam's toying with them.
* Dom: "I'm having fun with my friends and Jon."
* Adam: "Gracious and calm - two of the word's on Jon's epitaph."
* Adam does the next course and it seems almost impossible from the start. But apparently it's not.
* Sullivan is slowly going mad.
* Dom: "Did you test the design?"
* Laurie: "We all graduated ramp school years ago."
* We're all going to die on this course.
* JOKE OF THE DAY! Martine McClutcheon with a big clutch pedal on her face.
* Adam: "Sully, for the video ... you have to get this." He doesn't. Not even with the dramatic James music.
* Explosive, magical end. Two of them, in fact.
* Dom's a terrible terrible winner. Laurie: "It's always a treat to have you here, Dom."
* Apparently Sullivan didn't tell Izzy about the sign off either.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* This is the first Board Game Club appearance for Izzy.
* Chalkboard is updated with  1 win and 2 losses.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.
* No talking heads this episode.