Wolf

Wolf after ascending to a higher plane of existence

> "Hello all my N-words."
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**The Dishonoured** **Wolf**, later **The Word of Wolf** and later **Of Writing and Rage**, but usually just referred to as **Wolf**, is former Video Essay YouTuber and one of the three founding members and original hosts of the EFAP Podcast. In December of 2019, he left EFAP and left YouTube as well as social media in general because he did not like the effect the internet was having on his health. Despite leaving, Wolf continues to be friends with both Rags and MauLer and is widely loved and respected by the EFAP chat as a part of The EFAP Pantheon.

## Appearance

> "Does Wolf wanna come in here? I feel like we need a - we have like a movie guy and we have like a furry guy, and I feel like we need like a movie furry guy."
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> - Logicked, on his stream
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Wolf consistently took the form of a gray-furred wolf with blue eyes. He originally had white fur underneath and black hair and a black goatee, and was rendered as a parody of typical furry art, with an exaggerated raspy voice to complement.

He later ditched the black and white hair, and was rendered more stylized in a pentagonal border with a metallic sheen, as though a symbol of a wolf rather than an actual wolf, and with the eyes being pure glowing blue rather than having blue irises.

He later appeared as a more photoreal silhouetted monstrous-looking wolf, with white eyes with blue pupils, perpetually bathed in a red light.

In his human form, Wolf has a shaved head and a ginger beard.

Upon ascending after EFAP 65, Wolf took on the appearance of a glowing blue transparent wolf, losing his more monstrous appearance for a more tranquil, content one.

## Personality

Of the three original hosts, Wolf had the more fiery personality, often quick to frustration and unafraid of sounding blunt. Wolf and the word "rage" often appear in the same sentence. On the flipside, Wolf would also be the one most likely to burst into laughter at something humorous, or appreciate something wholesome amidst the usual chaos of the streams, becoming very enthusiastic at the prospect of a new meme or piece of absurd art. EFAP's TVTropes page describes Wolf as being the Id to Rags' Ego and MauLer's Superego. While Wolf wouldn't shy away from being curt or insulting someone for a bad take, he remained very open to talking things out with anyone who was willing, having kept on good terms with Jack Saint even after EFAPs 22 and 23. He also remains very loyal to his friends, even after having left EFAP.

Wolf had a habit of ordering pizzas in advance to eat during streams, something he became known for.

He thinks anyone with receding hairline should shave it like he did, as a balding hairstyle, in his opinion, looks ugly.

## History

### PreFAP

Wolf used to work pizza delivery.

He created his YouTube channel to review movies and other media.

### Season 1

Wolf was there at the beginning of it all, alongside MauLer and Rags. He witnessed the bizarre content of Tonald and The Forbidden One, was told he was watching movies wrong by Patrick Willems with Appabend, got a lesson in toxic masculinity from Jonathan MacIntosh, and witnessed the redemption of Jay after battling him with Fringy. He learned why *The Last Jedi* was good because it made a lot of money with smudboy, then had his first encounter with MovieBob, which proved so debilitating that it killed him. Thankfully, he got better in time to take on the combined forces of The Right Opinion and Quinton, though he had to leave early, and missed the conversation with The Right Opinion due to him taking a hiatus from YouTube that would last until EFAP 15.

### Season 2

> "Wolf's back."
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> - Bilbo Baggins, EFAP 15
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Wolf returned for EFAP 15, joining MauLer and Rags to take a look at Taxxon's response to his very own video, first taking a look at Taxxon's own take on hiding ratings on her videos. In this episode Wolf gave his answer to the *Star Wars* Question, stating that he predicted that Rey would be the most inconsistent character in *Episode IX* because she has never been a character in the first place. Wolf took on Joseph Anderson's attack on objectivity in EFAP 16 with Fringy, then CinemaWins' defense of *The Last Jedi* with Logicked in EFAPs 17 and 18, where they discovered Ackbar's Theme and Sith Lord Kyle Ben. With CinemaWins' praise of a bad movie out of the way, Wolf took on CinemaSins' sinning of a good movie with SinsSins in EFAP 19, where he was given his unintentional catchphrase "Hello all my N-words" and witnessed the discovery of Spider Oracles. Wolf watched the best video they'd seen so far by the fly-swatting Sarah Z in EFAP 20 with JLongbone, then blessed Weekend Warrior with knowledge of Captain Tonald Loke of the Intellectual Gaming Community in EFAP 21. Wolf concluded the Saint/Taxxon Arc in EFAP 22 with EFAP Manager Jay "Jay Jay Binks" Exci, tackling Jack Saint's "Long Critique is Not Deep Critique" video on MauLer, a task that proved so tiresome that Wolf and Rags had to bow out before the second half of it in EFAP 23. Wolf rounded out the season with a more laid-back stream in EFAP 24, where he battled Rags on whether or not a grape was a weird olive, before The Forbidden One paid a visit and granted The Blessed Pipeman his nickname.

### Genesis of Wolf-Bot

> "That's not Wolf at all"
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Wolf joined MauLer, Rags, and Metal for a few hours of Pummel Party in EFAP Gaming 3, but had to leave early. Wolf's departure triggered the creation of Wolf-Bot 3000, a hypercompetent AI created in Wolf's image to take his place. The remaining three suffered repeatedly at the hands of **Wolf-Bot**, and had to work together to secure a victory for flesh over machine. When Rags defeated Wolf-Bot, the three of them battered the corpse of its in-game form. Wolf, potentially unaware of the true insidious nature of his android counterpart, made his approval of it known on EFAP 24, on account of it being able to dominate others in games far better than he could. When asked by MauLer, Wolf implied that he was involved in creating Wolf-Bot but that the details of its creation were a secret, though that may have been an intimidation tactic on Wolf's part.

### Season 3 - Part 1

Wolf was absent for EFAP 25, but returned to not learn the secret of Mario's jump from "The Secret of Mario's Jump" with CJ in EFAP 26. He watched RennsReviews claim *Mission Impossible: Fallout* was bad alongside newcomer Southpaw in EFAPs 27 and 28, then learned about the Toxic Brood, a group that he, WorldClassBullshitters, and Geeks & Gamers had actually been a part of the whole time, from AJcaraballo95 in EFAP 29. Wolf was joined by Appabend to witness HelloGreedo attempt to defend the TLJ bombers and Tonald, now Slownald, praise DMC5's lack of Artificial Barriers of Blockage in EFAP 30, then uncovered the existence of the Madea Cinematic Universe while dredging through clickbait with The Drunken Peasants in EFAP 31. Wolf battled against Jay in *The Arrival* Debate, with Jay claiming victory on the grounds of being able to get MauLer to raise his rating of the movie by a single point, though the more importent development of EFAP 32 was the discovery of the unloved nature of Orphans, which would be expanded upon in Jay's WatchMojo stream. He was joined by none other than E;R for a breakdown of *Avengers Endgame* in EFAP 33*,* then had a chat with the Act Man in EFAP 34 before taking another look at Tonald. Wolf bemoaned that his Colorado camping vacation made him miss the conversation with Shadiversity in EFAP 35, but he returned in EFAP 38 for the final chapter in the Captain Marvel Trilogy to take a look at LegalEagle's slanderous accusations against The Don.

### Returning for The One Year Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame

> "Whoever made the CatDog meme with Rags as a horrifying tumor... I don't know whether to thank you or avoid you for the rest of my life."
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Wolf joined in six and a half hours into Part 2 of EFAP 50 to help MauLer, Rags, and DasBoSchitt answer a fan-made EFAP trivia quiz. After they finished the quiz, they were joined by E;R, and when chat decided to have them watch a video next rather than look at memes, Wolf requested they watch a Tonald video, and together they witnessed Tonald's now-legendary "One point two... *BILLION!*" James Moore joined the lineup, and the next thing on the agenda was watching a Just Write video on *The Legend of Korra*, where they learned the teachings of Bigideas. Wolf left before the video was completed, stating that he likely would not be on again for a while because he had things he needed to attend to in his real life, and making it known that he had recently adopted a kitten.

### The Jebbening

Wolf came back to an unfortunately controversial episode, EFAP 59, where he, Rags, and MauLer reacted to Jenny Nicholson's *Joker* review, drawing the ire of The Knights of Jen, who accused the trio of being misogynistic incels. Little did they know that most of the stream was actually dedicated to Jeb Bush.

### The Joker War, continued

> "Guys, guys, *Scooby Jew 2: The Master Race.*"
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> "That's not even... what is that even a parody of?"
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> - Wolf and MauLer
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Absent from EFAP 60, Wolf returned for EFAP 61, joining MauLer, Rags, ThatStarWarsGirl, and JLongbone to take a look at MovieBob's second *Joker* video, made two weeks after Bob said nobody would be talking about *Joker* in two weeks. Before the video started, Wolf theorized that Bob lived inside of a gelatinous cube, and his comment that a diabetic superhero would be a victory for diversity led to the realization of Bob's villanous alter ego of Diabeto. Wolf also discovered Diabeto's birthday cake helmet. Tragically, Wolf missed the Hex Girls discussion, but he was there to witness the birth of Scooby Doo's human counterpart Scooby Jew.

After finishing Bob's video, the roster moved on to Nando V Movies' *Joker* video. It wasn't very good. It was during this video that Wolf was given the power to kill Chinese people by MauLer, and battled against the Asian Flute Dude in chat.

### Farewell Wolf

> "Goodbye all my N-words."
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After Wolf decided to leave YouTube and all other social media because of the effect it was having on his mental well-being, EFAP 64 and 65 were dedicated to giving him a proper sendoff. In 64, MauLer, Rags, and Wolf watched a video that had been held up as the best defense of *The Last Jedi*, which turned out to be anything but, then learned about Tonald's guitar skills and hatred of cooked carrots from his second channel Upward Strike. After a short intermission, EFAP 65 had the boys bear witness to the first unironically good Tonald review they had seen, his review of *Jedi: Fallen Order*. They then engaged in a legendary debate with the Remarkable Republican, and brought in Shad for reinforcements. About a month later, two EFAP Minis were released, where MauLer, Rags, and Wolf read Superchats from 64 and 65, and looked at memes that were made for Wolf's departure.

### EFAP 100 - One Last 'FAP

Part 2 of EFAP 100 kicked off with the surprise reappearance of Wolf, alongside the first appearance of Tonald. Wolf, alongside MauLer, Rags, and Fringy, engaged in a long and fascinating discussion with Tonald, after which Wolf expressed relief and joy that the conversation went so well. Wolf caught the chat up a little with how things had been going for him, made it known that his return would only be for the milestone of episode 100, and lamented having been given the wrong order by Domino's, made even worse by the fact that he already has bad history with Pizza Hut. After watching a few more videos, Wolf left the stream to get some sleep, then returned partway into Part 3, where he, Rags, and MauLer took one last look at The Forbidden One for old times' sake, before being joined by an ensemble cast to listen to Voxis read another Chuck Tingle story. Wolf also appeared in the EFAP 100 Minis to react to The Last Stand of EFAP and the other memes that were made for Episode 100.

### vs *Multiverse of Madness*

Wolf appeared briefly in MauLer's review of *Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness*, which included sparse clips from their viewing of the film. Wolf spent most of the viewing barely able to comprehend what was going on in the film, laughing in bewilderment at it.

### The Return of the Wolf

> "Hard R.*"*
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Although Wolf continued to edit for EFAP and other MauLer projects for years later, he would return for a 20th anniversary of *The Return of the King* for an EFAP Movies special, where he and various other members of EFAP watched the extended trilogy of *The Lord of the Rings*.

Since then, Wolf has managed the "EFAP Highlights" channel, where he trims and posts highlights from EFAP and its related streams.

## Trivia

* Broadly speaking, no Superchats or messages intended for Wolf sent through EFAP are sent to him, as Wolf expressed a desire to have no ties to the internet. Similarly, he declined to have a plushie alongside MauLer's, Rags's's's, and Fringy's
* In EFAP Episode 1 Akiba Voorhees paid $200.00 to say "f\*\*k you wolf".
* Wolf is bisexual, which means he has more to say about movies than Roger Ebert (EFAP 2).
* Wolf's pronouns are "shlimnlumunf" and "slormandwv," as part of his Nordic heritage [EFAP 6]
* Wolf doesn’t like green people (EFAP 16).
* He doesn't like C.S. Lewis [EFAP 21].
* He called Sargon a boomer [EFAP 21].
* His first gaming console was the GameCube [EFAP 21].
* He thinks Jaden Smith is God, much to Pipeman's annoyance [EFAP 21]
* Wolf was part of the Toxic Brood at the age of 2, harassing Jake Lloyd in 1999 for his role in *The Phantom Menace* (EFAP 29)
* Wolf played *Bionicle*, and therefore is a Bionicle (EFAP 42)
* He has read the manga *Death Note*.
* People call him a "contrarian."
* Wolf is canine supremacist, but doesn’t count dogs in it.
* Once played MarioKart when high, it was a trip.
* Wolf finds balding men who don’t shave their heads, can't grow a beard, or are fat, disgusting.
* Wolf hates *A Quiet Place.*
	+ Wolf believes the movies Ant-Man and The Wasp, Black Panther, Ready Player One, Meg, Oceans 8, Aquaman, Annihilation, Skyscraper, Tomb Raider,  Slender Man, Predator, Solo, Venom and Jurassic Park Fallen Kingdom are bad.
* Wolf can't see in the dark, but for a moment he thought he could.
* Wolf watches *The Lord of the Rings* seven times a year.
* Wolf *axes* questions.
* Wolf once broke his chair.
* Wolf has an impulsive book-buying disorder that makes him buy books that look good to him.
* Wolf was born under the Chinese Year of the Pizza, there is no Italian Year of the Pizza, since like the year of monkey, there is pizza in other countries too.
* It's not a mic sign crossed in Wolf's icon, it's a pizza slicer, meaning he cut the pizza and is eating it.
* Wolf was born in a frozen forest of pizza. He gained power to teleport to any pizza place, but he should not, as he might die when he breaks his body apart by teleporting.
* Got banned from Twitter for saying maybe due process is a good thing, rather than for anti-Semitism.
* Kevin Spacey can rape anyone he likes, Wolf still likes him. “Why did you betray me Kevin, why did you do it?“ He feels that Kevin is subjectively a swell guy.
* Wolf hates people that write on book pages.
* Wolf is the second coming of Hitler.
* Wolf's dad asked him to help move a cinder block, but his dad did it himself and with one hand.
* Wolf believes if you drink bath water and get herpes, you deserve it. Rags thinks they had it coming, but nobody deserves it, it's just horrible.
* Wolf would erase the stupid people if he could, by making them smart.
* Wolf was on the edge of his seat in *A New Hope* when they were trying to destroy the Death Star.
* Wolf interprets *The Last Jedi* to be as good as *The Room.* Objectively.
* Wolf's mic turns off because he talks bullshit and the mic can’t take it. Nor does Rags' mic, but Rags denies this.
* Wolf thinks Bob the Builder can't fix *The Last Jedi*, Rags thinks he can.
* Wolf doesn’t owe audience anything, like Superman.
* Wolf is the Mouth of Sauron of the chat.
* Everyone in EFAP has a framed picture of MauLer on their wall, Wolf has his in his bookcase where he can ogle it.
* Wolf likes Ori.
* Wolf didn’t know what a cherry tomato was.
* Wolf's cat owns him.
* A zombie would starve if it tried to eat Wolf's brains.
* Wolf was pretending to be retarded.
* Wolf was spoiled about Jon Snow's death and resurrection by the YouTube search bar showing both search results.
* Wolf liked the crocodile hunter Steve Irwin.
* Wolf had less respect for John Adams after he saw *The Last Jedi.*
* Wolf saw the twists in *The Sixth Sense* coming halfway through the movie.
* Wolf didn’t know that the word “dumb” originally referred to being mute.
* Wolf gave *Deadpool 2* money instead of *Solo.*
* Wolf takes a shit over dogshit.
* Wolf regularly makes deals with the Reaper, which is why he has survived from being killed by essayist headaches.
* powerloader shits out wolf, literally glitches from back and slides on the floor
* When Wolf got his keys stolen in *Pummel Party*, he was feeling like Deagol when Smeagol strangled him.
* Wolf would sacrifice Jay to the wishing box.
* If someone was beating Wolf's pet, he would shoot them in the face.
* people raided Wolf's black panther video
* Wolf's pizza makes ice-cream truck noises.
* Wolf knows lot of dwarf actors, none are as good as Peter Dinkladge, or not many.
* Wolf has a "midget skittle".
* Whenever Wolf is silent, he goes to take pizza, even when he says hes not.
* Wolf tricked his friend into watching *Brokeback Mountain* because his friend liked Westerns.
* Wolf steams and burns when someone bad talks Lord of the Rings. you know when you smell the smoke.
	+ Wolf hates Jay for not watching LoTR and both prick each other for watching and not watching something.
	+ He desires to force Jay to watch the movie, or force him into a Saw trap as an alternative.
* Wolf found out that Han Solo dies from the bumper sticker of a car that drove past him.
* Wolf doesn’t think that a cat can’t explain to you how to clean your clothes.
* Wolf was heartbroken when he found out that Jay wasn’t Yahweh, his world was rocked. Really.
* Wolf thinks the worst one can do is lie, misrepresent and take one out of context. MauLer and Rags thinks so too, as it's worse to misrepresent one's character than to just call them names.
* Wolf is biased towards Rags as he can read and has read Eragon (him being handsome and fluffy is a bonus).
* Various nicknames given to Wolf by chat include “the wolf reborn”, ”wigilat christian wolf”, “let there be wolf”, “Paul Wolfsig Raggins” “the dogfather””yet wolf” “JRR Wolkin" (he does not approve, since he won't be as good writer), "Wolf of Wall Street", George lincolm wolfwell" "just yiff" "wandering wolf" "wolf among the Reich" “wolf of redemption”

## Quotes

* "Pip pip doodly doo"
* "Fucking communist UK internet"- EFAP 1
* "Dude, this definitely is "The Thinking man""- EFAP 1
* "Goddamn stupid... bean-headed-lookin ass, Nostalgia Critic ripoff" - on Patrick Willems, EFAP 2
* "He's a manly man who bleeds cum" - EFAP 2
* “It retarded me into hiccups.” - EFAP 29
* "Fuck *Game of Thrones*, fuck Season 8, fuck Dan and... Dan!"
* "if you put pineapple on pizza I don’t think you deserve to live."
* "No person who likes *The Last Jedi* is intelligent."
* "'Wolf, you're just mad George R. R. Martin is better than Tolkien.' "Tolkien would *rape* him! And *love* it.” - 5 Minutes of Wolf and his Rage
* “Fucking tard.”
* "Jews don’t like people."
* "You are not defined by your hairline."
* “Come on froggy, make a video”
	+ ”Come on froggy, hop to it”
* "PHYSICS! PHYSICS!!"
* “Thought they were supposed to be the YouTube FBI, the police.”
* "So, in World War II, when the Americans were coming to Japan, there were instances where the Japanese people would throw themselves off of cliffs because they didn't want to risk dying at the hands of the Americans. For the past 1 hour, 10 minutes, and 11 seconds that's what my brain cells have been doing."
* "Okay, fuck it, I'm playing MarioKart for the rest of the video" - EFAP 39
* "He killed all the incel Stephens? [laughs]... Doctor Strange, Incel Killer, what the fuck? [stifling laughter] What is this movie? Why does he have three eyes, what the hell?" - Multiverse of Madness: An Unbridled Cataclysm
* "Oh is he gonna play him a lullaby, what the fuck is this!?" - Multiverse of Madness: An Unbridled Cataclysm
* "Martin Scorcese was right! We didn't listen!" - Multiverse of Madness: An Unbridled Cataclysm