Problem Student/Transcripts

This is the transcript of the *Angry Birds: Battle for Piggy Island* episode, "Problem Student".

Magenta bird: Good Morning, Tails!
Tails: Good Morning, Magenta Bird! Thank You!
Bomb: Good Morning, Tails!
Tails: Good Morning, Bomb! Thank You!
Red: PF,PF,PF! Good Morning, Tails!
Red: Wait, just a little bit!
Red: Here, tails! for you sir!
Tails: Thanks, Red, but... What does this shopping basket mean?
Red: nothing, tails! A few things I'll need for today's class!
Tails: well, birds... Today, we will have an oral math call
Red: I know! heh, heh!
Tails: Female Blue Bird!
Female Blue Bird: Yes, Tails!
Tails: If I have a dozen bananas, I eat one, and give three to my neighbor, How many do I end up with?
Female Blue Bird: Twelve... Minus One... Minus Three...
Female Blue Bird: Eight, Tails!
Tails: Very good!
Tails: Tails:
Red: he sends!
Tails: if I have three Oranges... I get two more from Pedrinho and suck one... how many !do I keep!
Red:Hum... just a moment! Orange, Orange... Let me see... spinach... Cove-Flor... Cabbage... Pineapple... Watermelon Apple... Egg...
Oh! I thought! Three Oranges! Ready! Then I get two more, right? Ready! Then I suck one,right? there, there, there...

(Red Sucks and Bomb Ordered the eye.)
Red: Ready! one two three Four...it will turn four orange!
Tails: Red! It can't be done that way!
Red: Hey! Why Not, Tails!
Miles "Tails" Prower:Why I want you to Reason and Not, Simply, Count the oranges that...
Tails: AAARGH!!
(He falls the Fruits.)
Tails: Red!! This was the last straw!! Now for punishment!! There is no doubt, Mr Red! You are a Problem Student! I'm about to see the same!
Mighty Eagle:Huh... Excuse me, Tails!
Tails: Mighty Eagle!
}]Miles "Tails" Prower|Tails]]: Birds! Stand up
Mighty Eagle: It's not necessary, tails!
I just wanted to bring you a new student this is Bubbles, Transferred from Halloween!
Tails: Hello Bubbles!
So, did your parents decide to change schools?
Bubbles:They didn't solve it! I was expelled from Another!
Mighty Eagle: Looks like he's a Problem Student!
Tails: Oh! Don't worry, Mighty eagle! After Teaching Red, Any Problem Student is Refreshment!
Mighty Eagle: excellent! excellent! So I Leave it in Your Hands! See you later!
(Birds Lauginhg)
Tails: Bubbles! Was it You who pasted that Poster on Mighty Eagle's back?
Bubbles: Can't Prepare Against Me!
Tails: All good! Go sit!
Bubbles:Okay, Tails!
Tails:Hmm! It doesn't seem that troublesome! Hehê! Bai Be Easy! well, Birds... Now, I'm going to give you New Material...
(Birds Lauginhg)

Tails:well well! It looks more like Cute Ones of Your Bubbles!
Bubbles: Can't Prepare Against Me!
Tails:I know I know!
Listen, Bubbles... I'm not mad at you! and I think we can get along really well! Right?
Bubbles:I doubt it, four-eyed giraffe!
Tails: what did you say?!
Bubbles:Me? Nothing, Tails!
Tails: Good! This time, pass! Copy from the dishes, will you?
(Bubbles Buzzing)

Tails: humpf!
(Bubbles Buzzing Again)
Tails: May I know what this means?!
Bubbles: It must be a Mosquito, Tails!
Tails: because, if I hear that mosquito again, I'm going to be really angry! Got it?!
(Bubbles Buzzing and beats the mosquito.)
Bubbles: Ready, I killed him, Tails!
Tails: Very smart, right, Mr Bubu? Let's make sure you know the lesson too! Mathematics! If I have lots of watermelons, I get two more and I eat three more, what do I end up with?
Bubbles: with a huge stomachache!
Tails: Zero Rating! Bubbles! Do you think the year will pass like this?
Bubbles:I think! Because if you make me repeat it, you'll have to put up with me for another year!
Tails: That's what we'll see!
(Bubbles Makes the Paper Ball and Throws the Tails's Head)
Bubbles: Came to the Window, Tails! I saw! It was a guy who said that you are ugly, old and have dry legs!
(Green Bird Laughing.)
Tails: Now Enough!! Red!! You can get out of punishment!! Bubbles is going there now!
Bubbles: You can't prove anything against me!
Tails: hunf! Let's see if I can teach in peace now!Well, Birds! Today, we will talk about Minas Gerais inconfidence and...
(Bubbles blabling the Tongue and Birds Laughing.)
Tails: Well, as I said, it was Tiradentes who...
(Bubbles Drawing the El Porkador and Birds Laughing.)
Tails: Bubbles! This is the last time I warn you! If you don't behave, you'll go to the board!
Bubbles: You can't prove anything against me!
Tails:Grunt! As I said... I...
Bubbles:AARGH! The Larva!!
Tails: AARGH!! AARGH!! Take This From Me!! Strip!! Strip!!
(Birds Laughing Again.)
Red:Now, stop it!! What happened to you, huh?! you always respected Tails! And now, do that, right?
Green Bird: this what! we didn't do anything!
Female Blue Bird: It was him!
Red: they did, yes! You laughed at Bubbles' antics! They gave him strength to continue!
Bubbles: hi,hi Silly! Gosh! Blah blah blah!
(Birds Laughing)
Red:Silly you! who thinks he's very hot! but you will never learn anything! I may be stupid, but I want to learn! I'm not going to laugh like a dumbass! even more so but at the expense of Tails so Batuta! If you stop winding it, you'll see how silent it is!
Bubbles:Oh, look at the buckbeak defending the four-eyed crown! Ha,ha,ha!
(Bubbles Surprised)
Bubbles: oh, gang! what it is?! You're not going to care about a country bumpkin who doesn't even know how to say "Dereito", right?!
(Bubbles Suprised Again)
Tails: well... I think, now, we can finally continue the class!
In Board of Directors
Mighty Eagle: Congratulations, Tails! I heard that Bubbles is more controlled and making progress!
Tails: So it is! heh, heh!
Mighty Eagle:but he was a problem student...how did he manage that?
Tails: well... let's say someone found the solution for me! Well, it's time for my class!
In Tails' School
Tails: Good Morning, Birds!
Birds: Good Morning, Tails!
Tails: Red! a problem for you! If I don't have any Sweets, and I get a Portion... how many sweets do I have?
Red: I-I don't know, Tails!
Tails: Do not know? So, count on it!
Red: Wow!!
Tails: You know, Red... You're the best student Problem a teacher can have!
(Tails Kisses Red)