Land's Edge/Transcript

[In the Windy Valley]

**Mikel:** Oh, look! An X. Maybe there’s treasure.

**Arthur:** Don’t be silly. Treasure only appears in chests. Especially when you’re Jones Wolfbane. This is obviously a trap.

**Jones:** No trap would be that obvious, Arthur. I’m on Mikel’s side. Let’s investigate this marking.

**Arthur:** Eh… you’ve got a point.

[Jones, Mikel and Arthur approach the X mark, then end up in a net]

**Arthur:** Well, boys… look what you’ve done.

**Jones:** Vixen! A little help here!

[Luke notices the goblins]

**Luke:** I have a better plan.

[Luke turns into a fox and shrieks at his allies]

**Goblin A:** What a catch! The king will be very impressed.

[Luke growls at the goblins]

**Goblin B:** It missed a fox, though. What do we do with it?

**Goblin A:** What else? We tie it to a pole next to those people.

[Goblin A throws a rock at Luke, knocking him out]

**Mikel:** Luke! No!

**Goblin A:** Come on, let’s take them away.

[Later outside the goblin cave, Mikel, Jones and Arthur are locked in the same cage. Luke lays unconscious, tied to a small pole]

**Goblin C:** Ooh, that’s a lot of fresh meat! I can’t wait!

**Goblin D:** Are you stupid? This is for the king! He’ll be furious if we don’t feed him now.

**Goblin B:** What if we don’t tell him about it and dig in instead?

**Goblin C:** That sounds like a good idea.

**Goblin A:** I object! I’m getting the king!

[Goblin A rushes into the cave]

**Goblin B:** Hey! Don’t you dare!

[Goblin B and Goblin D chase after Goblin A]

**Goblin C:** Well, this is awkward… I can’t eat three grown men and a fox myself. I’ll leave you be.

[Goblin C goes back in the cave]

**Jones:** Arthur… this is a good time to use your transformation spells.

**Arthur:** Yes, but… this cage is a bit cramped for three grown men. No space for any transformation here.

**Mikel:** Luke’s not here to save the day this time. Guess this is it for us.

**Jones:** Surely we can get outta here without him, right?

**Arthur:** Hate to say this, but… not a chance.

**Mikel:** Well, it was an honor fighting alongside you, guys. I’m sorry that I killed us all. Jones, Arthur, you two may look like villains, but you’re some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.

**Jones:** Don't be, Mikel... you deserve better than this. You made me realize that not all paladins are bad.

**Arthur:** Team Mythic Beasts is honored to have you around, Mikel. Now tell your boyfriend whatever you need to say to him.

**Mikel:** If you’re hearing this, Luke… I'm so glad I got to know you. Let’s meet again in another life.

[Mikel looks towards the pole Luke was tied to]

**Mikel:** Uh, guys… Luke’s gone.

**Luke:** How touching, boys. But now’s not the time to die yet.

**Arthur:** Vixen!? But that goblin knocked you out cold!

**Luke:** My body's not so fragile as to be damaged by a pebble. And Jones… looks like we’re even now.

[Luke smirks]

**Jones:** Yup… now get us out of here.

**Luke:** I’d love to. But it looks so cramped in there, I’m worried I might tear your skin off.

**Jones:** Just heal us when you’re done. I’d rather feel the pain than stay cramped in here forever.

[Rain falls]

**Luke:** Ah, it’s raining…

**Arthur:** Raining?! Oh no, my clothes and... spellbooks! They're getting wet!

**Luke:** Oh, looks like torn skin is officially out of the question. This is why I love rainy days.

[Luke turns into a bear and rips the cage apart, freeing Jones, Arthur, and Mikel]

**Arthur:** Ah, free at last!

**Mikel:** I didn’t know you liked rainy days, Luke.

**Luke:** The more you know.

**Jones:** That’s nice, but we’ve got to run before the goblins come back!

**Luke:** Actually, I was thinking about clearing this cave instead.

**Jones:** If you insist. The three of us are indebted to you, so we'll do as you say.

[Luke lets out a huge smile]

**Arthur:** You appear to be a little… out of character, Vixen.

**Luke:** Sorry. I'm a different person when I'm in the rain.

**Mikel:** So we’re kicking goblin behinds, eh? I’m in!

[Luke leads Team Mythic Beasts into the cave]