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Alaquippa Ed

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**Ed** is a recurring character who plays somewhat of a foil and rival to Frank as manager of Alaquippa Airways, the main competitor to Mohican Airlines. In Season 5, Bob Pogo, in an act of delirium, convinced Mrs. Dunbarton to sign a deal that effectively sold Mohican to Alaquippa, merging the two into "Alahican" Airlines, thus making him Frank's supervisor.

He is played by Joe Pera.

## Personality

Ed is a very gentle and NPC like character (thanks in part to Joe Pera's trademark cadence). He's incredibly polite to others even in the face of rude or otherwise antagonistic and oppositionally defiant behavior. This has made him something of a butt to many a character's joke, especially Frank, whom holds borderline unconditional vitriol towards Ed.

While his calm demeanor makes him appear to be a whimpy pushover, in truth, Ed is a very observant, intelligent and calculating individual. When Frank attempted to assert himself, Ed merely retorted his attempts calmly and pragmatically, in turn cementing himself as Frank's superior, not to be brushed aside.

It's also revealed during Season 5 that he had served in the war much like Frank, however unlike the latter, Ed never saw proper combat, and wound up being captured, tortured and raped by enemy forces until his eventual rescue. Although his lesson in revealing this was likely not to allow past experiences to paint who you are in the present, it's also hinted that the scars from the ordeal may have been what humbled Ed into the quiet man he is today.

Despite his intelligence and self-control, he is not without his mistakes, as after the merger he attempted to run an ad campaign which featured two planes crashing into one another, which results in large profit losses, something he readily admits was in poor taste.

## Episode Appearances

* R is for Rosie
* Land, Ho!
* The Rustland Massacre
* Blind Alley
* A Very Merry F\*\*\*ing Christmas
* Bye Bye, Frankie
Come to Papa

**Come to Papa** is the sixth episode of season four of *F Is for Family*.

## Plot

The Murphy family seems to have gone through more and more tensions. Frank talks to Big Bill about what happened the week earlier as they set up a crib.

## Trivia

* **Title Reference:** Frank telling his father about the problems his family faced.
* With Frank and Smokey's help, Rosie was elected as the new alderman, shattering the barrier as the first African-American alderman.
* Frank finally comes to terms with his rage on his father being what caused problems with him and his family.
* This episode was a reversal to the rest of the series, with Frank being resentful towards his family and on good terms with his father.
* Frank was traumatized when he saw the birthing process. The montage of him being traumatized was very similar to his son, Bill.
* The following events from the episode were what soured Frank's friendships and relationships:
	+ After helping Rosie become alderman, he wasn't sympathetic with Rosie taking time off.
	+ While helping with the play sets, his advice to Maureen got her demoted to stage crew.
	+ When Frank told Bill to stand up for himself, Bill got too aggressive with the other team's players, which Frank saw as bullying.
	+ He unintentionally believed Kevin's new girlfriend was black.
	+ He didn't follow through with Sue's Lamaze advice.
Laura Dern

**Laura Dern** (born February 10, 1967) is an American actress who provides the voice of Sue Murphy on *F Is for Family*.

## Notable Roles

* *Blue Velvet* - Sandy Williams
* *Enlightened -* Amy Jellicoe
* *Wild at Heart* - Lula Fortune
* *Jurassic Park* - Dr. Ellie Stattler
* *Citizen Ruth* - Ruth Stoops
* T*he Fault in Our Stars* - Frannie
* *F Is for Family* - Sue Murphy (voice role)
* *Star Wars: The Last Jedi* - Vice Admiral Holdo
* *Twin Peaks: The Return*-Diane
* *King of the Hill* - Serving Wench and Katherine
* *Big Little Lies -* Renata Klein
* *Ellen* - Susan
* *Marriage Story* - Nora
Louis Gagliardi

**Louis "Snub Nose Louie" Gagliardi** (died 1974) is a caporegime of the Rustvale Mafia. He serves as president of the International Brotherhood of Baggage Handlers, Skycaps, Roadies and Circus Roustabouts; as well as the current owner of Captain Chucklethrust's. He serves as one of the two antagonists (alongside Mayor Anthony Tangenti) in the fifth and final season of 'F is for Family.' He is voiced by Joe Buck.

## Character

Louis is a parody of a character from Italian mafia T.V. show of the late 90's early 2000's, Paulie Gaultieri from The Sopranos*.* He is planning on re-inventing Captain Chucklecrust's (a parody of Chuck E. Cheese's) into a cabaret nightclub. He deals with minor inconveniences in an over the top and violent way, such as when one of the animatronic animals in the restaurant went off, he shoots it and breaks its neck, using a pizza box as a silencer. He also pulled his gun on Roger Dunbarton when the brawl breaks out at the deal signing.

Louis presumably works as a baggage handler, skycap, roadie or circus roustabout, considering he is president of their union.

He is apparently sleeping with his male limo driver, Gary.

Although he remains unseen, the fourth season involves Sue's baby shower held at a restaurant called "Mama Gagliardi's", which clearly refers to Louis's mother.

Louis becomes the primary antagonist in Season 5. He sells the failed Captain Chucklethrust's to Bob Pogo, in order for the latter to open his dream restaurant selling fried chicken skin. After Mayor Tangenti inadvertently burns down the restaurant, Pogo becomes a target for Louis and his henchmen because he owes them $1000 for the restaurant. He was also funding the future Joseph Valachi Tollway, which would be constructed in the 12th Ward and displace Rosie and the rest of Rustvale's black community. He is killed in the show finale "Bye Bye, Frankie", after he is crushed by a speaker tower along with Tangenti, having built the speaker tower without installing the proper nuts in order to skimp on the costs.
Mo Collins

**Mo Collins** (born July 7, 1965) is an American actress who provides various voices for *F Is for Family*. In 2017 she was nominated for an Emmy for her voice work as Vivian Saunders, Ginny, Cutie Pie, Lex, Ben and Jimmy Fitzsimmons in the episode Pray Away.

## Notable Roles

* *Invader ZIM* - Robomom
* *Arrested Development* - Starla
* *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide* - iTeacher
* *According to Jim* - Emily
* *Mad TV* - Regular Cast Member
* *Parks and Recreation* - Joan Callamezzo
* *F Is for Family* - Ben, Brandy Dunbarton, Ginny, Jimmy Fitzsimmons, Karen Richards, Vivian Sanders, Claire, Lex, Cutie Pie
Murphy's Hardware

**Murphy's Hardware** was a hardware store located in the heart of downtown Rustvale. This store was owned by William "Big Bill" Murphy.

## Background

In the early 20th century, Big Bill went to business school and opened up a hardware store. The store was obviously known for selling hardware supplies to those who needed them. Big Bill was so successful that he became one of the most popular businessmen in the town. So much so, that it led to others making up metaphors about his skills, which ironically started to bring strain upon him and his family (Nora would often question the realism behind the metaphors instead of just saying he did a great job). At some point, Big Bill invested his life savings towards necessary items for polio, like crutches, iron lungs, and respirators. Unfortunately, this happened at the same time polio had a cure developed and his business soon went downhill. He would eventually get into debts and mortgages he couldn't pay off and was forced to close down for good.

After Big Bill had his final falling out with his family, he moved out of Rustvale and the building with his hardware store was eventually taken over by his former employee, Ben Schrider.
List of Episodes

This is a **List of Episodes** of *F Is for Family*. Currently the show consists of 3 seasons, spanning 26 episodes, and the show has been renewed four a 4th season, scheduled to be released in 2020.

## Season 1 - December 18, 2015

1. The Bleedin' in Sweden
2. Saturday, Bloody Saturday
3. The Trough
4. F is for Halloween
5. Bill Murphy's Day Off
6. O Holy Moly Night

Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5Episode 6
## Season 2 - May 30, 2017

1. Heavy Sledding
2. A Girl Named Sue
3. The Liar's Club
4. Night Shift
5. Breaking Bill
6. This Is Not Good
7. Fight Night
8. F Is For Fixing It
9. Pray Away
10. Landing The Plane

## Season 3 - November 30, 2018

1. Are You Ready For The Summer?
2. Paul Lynde to Block
3. The Stinger
4. Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride
5. Battle Of The Sexes
6. Punch Drunk
7. Summer Vacation
8. It's In His Blood
9. Frank The Father
10. Bill Murphy's Night Off

## Season 4 - June 12, 2020

1. Father Confessor
2. Nothing is Impossible
3. Bring Me a Tooth
4. The “B” Word
5. Just Breathe
6. Come to Papa
7. R is for Rosie
8. Murphy and Son
9. Land, Ho!
10. Baby, Baby, Baby

## Season 5 - November 25, 2021

1. The Mahogany Fortress
2. The Rustland Massacre
3. Blind Alley
4. Thank You So Much
5. The Searchers
6. Screw Ups
7. A Very Merry F\*\*\*ing Christmas
8. Bye Bye, Frankie
Jamie Denbo

Jamie Denbo was born on July 24, 1973 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA. She is an American actress, writer, comedian and half of the comedy duo Ronna and Beverly with Jessica Chaffin. She has been married to Actor John Ross Bowie since June 5, 2004. They have two children, a daughter, Nola and a son, Walter.

## Notable Roles

* Terries- Maggie Lefferts
* Spy(2015)- Casino Hostess
* The Heat- Beth
* Yes Man- Marv's wife
* Ghostbusters(2016)- Waitress
* *F is for Family- Alice Goldman & Marie Bonfiglio*
I’m The Baby

**I'm the Baby** is sung by Emma Lee. It is an *F Is For Family* Inspired Original Song.

## Lyrics

*I'm the Baby of this Family,*

*What's gonna happen to me when?*

*A new Baby comes,*

*I'm the Baby of this Family,*

*What's gonna happen to me?*

*Will I be forgotten?*

*Will I be forgotten?*

*Will I be ignored?*

*Will I be backed up, when I'm falling before?*

*Mom and Dad will be too busy, with the baby who replaced me,*

*Will they even love me anymore?*

*Why did they need another baby?*

*Was I not enough Mommy & Daddy?*

*What do you need more was a baby born?*

## Refrences

1. ↑ I’m The Baby (A F Is For Family Inspired Original Song)
Amy Jenkins

**Amy Jenkins** is the main antagonist for Maureen Murphy and Bridget Fitzsimmons in season four of *F is for Family*. She is a Honeybee Scout and has long blonde hair.

She is voiced by Aly Ward Azevedo who also voiced Jeffery Dahmer.

## Character

Amy was in Maureen's Honeybee Scout troop, where she and the other girls bullied Maureen. During a meeting at the Murphy house, Frank's graphic stories of his time in the military traumatized her and she says she still has nightmares about it.

She is a bully who enjoys making fun of and hurting the feelings of her peers. She gets into a fight with Bridget after she was tripped.

In season four, she is rude to Maureen and Bridget and spreads rumors about them. She is Maureen's main rival for the lead in the school play. She sabotages Maureen's audition by smearing a tater tot onto her script and earns the lead role.

Later, Bridget poisons Amy's lunch with a dead goldfish. Amy becomes too sick to do the play and her part goes to Maureen.

After returning to school, she taunts Maureen because of her deceased grandfather and proceeds to bully her and Bridget further. The two start to chant occult texts to bring misfortune upon Amy. Soon, Phineas lands on her, causing the two to believe their chanting worked.

## Episode Appearances

* A Girl Named Sue
* The Liar's Club
* This Is Not Good
* Nothing Is Impossible
* Bring Me A Tooth
* The “B” Word (mentioned)
* Just Breathe (mentioned)
* Come to Papa
* Murphy and Son (mentioned)
* The Rustland Massacre
* Bye, Bye, Frankie (no lines)

## Trivia

* Her first name was revealed in Nothing Is Impossible
* Her last name was revealed in Just Breathe on the school's cast list
* She was born on September 11th, 1963 (mentioned in Bye, Bye, Frankie )
Phil Hendrie

**Phil Hendrie** is a radio personality, actor and voice-over artist who voices Colt Luger on *F Is for Family*.

## Notable Roles

* *King of the Hill* - additional voices
* *Futurama* - Free Waterfall Jr, Free Waterfall Sr, Frida Waterfall, Old Man Waterfall, Encyclopod, Hutch Waterfall
* *Team America: World Police* - Terrorist, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
* *Squidbillies* - Galvin, Football Coach
* *Rick and Morty* - Principal Gene Vagina, Mr. Booby Buyer, Scary Glen
* *F Is for Family* - Colt Luger, Jim Jeffords, Mr. Durkin
Janet Vanderheim

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**Janet Vanderheim** is a prostitute who works downtown. She is voiced by Mo Collins.

## Character

She works for the pimp International Touch, and despite her rather undesirable physical appearance she is quite confident. In general she is portrayed as clueless and disgusting, such as her breasts constantly falling out of her top or wanting to use a sandwich bag as a condom. She first appears in the episode Night Shift, when Kevin and his friends think they have paid International Touch for cocaine, but in reality had paid for her services. They drive away in fear upon realizing this, and she calls them queers for not wanting to sleep with her.

She is later seen working at Captain Chucklethrusts as a stripper, similarly surprised by Frank not being attracted to her.

Most of the money she gets from being a sex worker is spent on her son, Quincy Vanderheim. She cares for him deeply, doing things that are sometimes downright disgusting (such as being urinated on) to make sure he is taken care of and happy. She takes him to extracurriculars such as Model UN and Computer Club. She is also quite friendly to Maureen, shown in one episode kneeling down to her height and promising her that Quincy will be attending Computer Club.

Although she can be abrasive at first, Janet is also shown to have a rather compassionate side; Particularly in the episode Baby, Baby, Baby, where Sue Murphy doesn’t have bus fare to get to the hospital while going into labor, threatening the bus driver to take her there to or have his perverse secrets exposed to his family and/or the public.

## Episode Appearances

* Night Shift
* This Is Not Good
* F Is For Fixing It
* Are You Ready For The Summer?
* Frank The Father (cameo)
* Bill Murphy's Night Off
* Nothing Is Impossible
* Just Breathe
* Murphy and Son
* Baby, Baby, Baby

## Trivia

* In Just Breathe, her blonde hair is shown to be a wig.
Sawitzki and Son

**Sawitzki and Son** (formerly **Sawitzki's**) is a television store featured in ***F is for Family***. This store is owned by Dick Sawitzki.

## Store Information

The store is known for selling a variety of color TV sets. There is a full galley full of the aforementioned sets along with a reception desk, as well as Dick's office somewhere near the back. There even seems to be a loading area at the back of the store. Right by the side of the store is the parking lot, which is used to sell Christmas trees during holiday shopping.

It was established in Season 4 that Dick started his business long ago, when it sold radios, and before his son was born.

## Employees

* Dick Sawitzki (owner)
* Chuck Sawitzki (manager; deceased)
* Doreen (cashier)
* Kevin Murphy (part-time salesman)

## Major Appearances

* The Bleedin' in Sweden
* O Holy Moly Night
* Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride
Beret Guy

## June Johnson

“Beret Guy” (actual name unknown) was a man who lived in the cul-de-sac with Frank, Sue, baby Kevin, baby Bill, Goomer, Evelyn, Babe, Marie, baby Phillip, Rose, Father Pat, Ginny, Greg , and Mr. Holtonwaser. He most likely lived in Chet and Nguyen-Nguyen’s house. According to Frank and Sue, he was a very sweet man and made great burgers. We also know that he committed suicide by shooting himself in the head in 1963.
Huey Long High School

**Huey Long High School** is one of Rustvale's main high schools in the district. Kevin and his friends attend this school, while Sue is a well-known alumnus.

## Affiliates

### Faculty

* Mr. Morgan (principal)
* Mr. Durkin (teacher)
* Unnamed Janitor

### Students

* Kevin Murphy (Sophomore)
* Craig Chirumbolo (Sophomore)
* Lawrence (Sophomore)
* Claire (Sophomore)
* Alice Goldman (Sophomore)
* Greg Throater Jr.
* Simon Throater Starlight

## Trivia

* The High School's name is derived from American Politician Huey Long, who was the 40th Governor of Louisiana, and a member of the US Senate until his assassination.
Sleepy Ramirez

**Sleepy Ramirez** is a cartoon character who stars in a series of animated shorts that appear on the Hobo Jojo show. A parody of Looney Tunes' Speedy Gonzales, he is a stereotypically lazy Mexican burro. In "Paul Lynde to Block", the pre-show cartoon at the drive-in (the opening and closing of which strongly resemble that of Warner Bros. cartoons) is "Taco Trouble", directed by Sy Jewison, in which Sleepy accidentally sets his tail on fire ("Holy frijoles, that burns my holey!") Sleepy falls asleep at the end of every cartoon, but as Bill points out, "the question is how".
Alfred P. Southwick Elementary School

**Alfred P. Southwick Elementary School** is an elementary school in Rustvale, that several children such as Bill Murphy and Maureen Murphy attend.

## Faculty

* Mr. Stoger (Principal)
* Eugene Menard (Vice Principal; deceased)
* Unnamed wood shop teacher
* Mr. Fitzsimmons (Janitor, Hockey Coach)
* Mrs. Breckman (Drama Club teacher and Kindergarten teacher)
* Mr. Konicki (Computer Club teacher; deceased)
* Mr. Edward (Computer Club Teacher)

## Students

* Bill Murphy (Fifth Grade - 1973, Sixth Grade - 1974)
* Maureen Murphy
* Jimmy Fitzsimmons (Fifth Grade - 1973, Sixth Grade - 1974)
* Bridget Fitzsimmons
* Phillip Bonfiglio (Fifth Grade - 1973, Sixth Grade - 1974)
* Anthony Bonfiglio (First Grade - 1974)
* Scott Ichikawa
* Amy Jenkins
* Quincy Vanderheim
* Jeffrey Dahmer
* Connor Throater (unknown grade)

## References

1. ↑ Bill Murphy's Day Off
2. ↑ Nothing is Impossible
3. ↑ Bill Murphy's Day Off
4. ↑ Nothing is Impossible
5. ↑ Bill Murphy's Day Off
6. ↑ Nothing is Impossible
7. ↑ Nothing is Impossible

## Trivia

* The school's name comes from Alfred P. Southwick, the American inventor, steamboat engineer and dentist who invented the electric chair. This explains the statue in front of the school, which shows Southwick standing by his invention.
The Color TV

**The Color TV** is a television owned by the Murphy's. The purchase of it sets in motion various plots throught the first season.

## Description

The Murphy's have owned two color TV's. The first was a Sonabishi, which Sue and Frank used Kevin's college fund to buy from Sawitzski and Son's. Bill accidentally destroyed this TV with a magnet. Frank tries to get a refund, but is refused.

Once Bill destroys every Sonabishi in the store with the same magnet, the batch is deemed defective and the Murphy's are given a new Patton House TV in exchange.

In season 2, Frank sells this TV in order to buy Sue her locket back.

By Season 3, the Murphy family appears to have gotten a new color TV (although this one is a different model considering the fact that it's smaller than the Sonabishi and Patton House), along with another one for Bill's bedroom.

## Gallery

The Sonibishi TVThe TV after Bill sticks a magnet to it
Father Pat

**Father Pat** is the priest of the local church. Like any other reverend, he's a devout Catholic and a man of God. He takes in troublesome young men and trains them as altar boys. He also runs a retreat for married couples experiencing difficulties. He is voiced by Bill Burr.

## Personality

Father Pat is a Catholic who has a deep respect towards all living things. He is intolerant towards swear words, giving Bill two Hail Marys for saying "Fuck". He also appears to be ignorant of Jimmy Fitzsimmons' bullying ways, despite the fact that both him and Bill are altar boys as punishment for something they did in the past (Bill burning down the town's forest, and Jimmy stabbing a milkman's leg with a pencil). Him viewing Frank's story of his father as getting "Juicy" heavily implies that he likes to gossip.

## Episode Appearances

* O Holy Moly Night
* F Is For Fixing It
* Pray Away
* Are You Ready For The Summer?
* Punch Drunk
* Father Confessor
* Screw Ups
Anthony Bonfiglio

**Anthony Bonfiglio** is the younger brother of Phillip Bonfiglio. He is voiced by Al Ducharme

## Character

Anthony is the five year old child of Babe and Marie Bonfiglio. It appears he is developmentally impaired or disabled as he cannot properly structure a sentence and struggles starting them, resulting in his infamous,"You know what?", catchphrase. This may be due to Philip pushing down on his soft-spots as a baby. Making him mentally disabled.

Phillip once intentionally pressed hard on the soft spot on Anthony's head when he was a baby, which could explain some of his personality.

He seems to be a good kid to himself but when he gets hyper, he only says "You know what?", and only stops saying it when something calming to him (such as the show "Hobo Jojo") is on.

Like his older brother, he has behavioural problems his parents do not seem to notice. Mainly, that he humps the TV and touches himself.

He is the son of Babe and Marie Bonfigilo and the young grandson of Rose Bonfigilo, the Italian-American neighbours of the Murphy Family.

He wears an orange jumper, having cropped brown hair, large black horned-rimmed glasses, one tooth and blue overalls.

## Episode Appearances

* Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride
* Battle Of The Sexes
* Punch Drunk
* It's In His Blood
* Frank The Father (cameo)
* Bill Murphy's Night Off
* Father Confessor
* Nothing is Impossible
* The "B" Word
* Just Breathe
Bill Burr

**William Frederick "Bill" Burr** (born June 10, 1968) is an American stand-up comedian who co-created *F Is for Family* and also provides the voice of Frank Murphy, and Father Pat. The premise of the show is based off of Burr's comedy as well as his childhood.

## Notable Roles

* *The King of Staten Island* - Ray Bishop
* *Date Night* - Detective Walsh
* *Breaking Bad* - Kuby
* *The Heat* - Mark Mullins
* *F Is for Family* - Frank Murphy
* *The Simpsons* - Boston Fan #1
* *New Girl* - Bob
* T*he Mandalorian - Migs Mayfield*
Corey Mars

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**Corey Mars** is an amateur pop singer promoted by a *Yayo Records* with a possible drug addiction. He makes an appearance at the record store.

## Biography

Corey Mars is a 15 year old teen heart-throb, known for his hit song "It's a Puppy Dog Cotton Candy Day". He is later arrested for drug possession, but his manager gets him out of it by claiming it was his jacket the drugs were found in. The thing that tipped off the authorities was Corey stumbling through the airport and loudly asking "Do you think the cops know I'm on drugs?" He is based on several teen pop singers from the 70's, such as Donny Osmond, David Cassidy, Andy Gibb, and Leif Garrett.

In Season 3 episode of Punch Drunk, Corey's fame has gone away due to the fact that he hit puberty, and now the attention goes towards his little brother, Rory Mars. Which Jim Jeffords described as "Tragic, depressing and a little bit hilarious".
Danielle Kerry

## Heather Kerry

Mark Kerry (brother)

Patricia Kerry (sister)

**Heather Kerry** is a minor character on *F is for Family.* She was involved in the hijacking during the episode Landing the Plane.

## Character

Heather Kerry was a student at the University of California, Berkley, and heiress to the Kerry Ketchup Company. She was an artist and an actress before she was kidnapped by the Black Liberation Alliance for Black Liberation, held for ransom and later radicalized by the group.

She and the other members of the group hijack a plane at the airport, holding Frank and his former co-workers hostage. She wields the suitcase bomb that would eventually kill Scoop Dunbarton.

She is inspired by Patty Hearst, a wealthy University student who was kidnapped by the *Symbionese Liberation Army* in 1974, and forced to carry out criminal acts with them.

Her status is currently unknown but she is most likely dead or rotting in prison because of her actions.
Battle of the Sexes

**Battle of the Sexes** is the fifth episode of Season 3 of ***F is for Family***.

## Plot

Rosie gets fed up with the way he's treated and decides to handle it by running for alderman. Meanwhile, Frank is annoyed when Vic forms a new friendship with Chet. Sue can't understand why the Forkoontula isn't popular. Bill spends the night hanging out with Bridget Fitzsimmons. Kevin and his new friends continuously cause destruction all over town.

## Trivia

* **Title Reference:** Sue struggling with her feminism cause; the Jai Alai sporting event that everyone takes an interest in.
* Jimmy can be heard singing the French nursery rhyme, "Frère Jacques".
* When trying to save Heidi, Kevin uses a lighter that belonged to Ed. Kevin most likely took it when Frank took him to see what he does for living in season 1.
* The classic soundtrack piece, "The Flowers Duet" by Leo Delibes and the song, "It's What You've Got" by Pete Dello and Friends are heard in the episode.
* Sue discovers that Chet is extremely abusive to his own wife, only for this episode to end with a cliffhanger to see what the next episode brings you.

### Continuity

* Bridget learns of all the bad things Bill did to her brother, such as burning down his clubhouse (Bill Murphy's Day Off), and getting him sent to military school (Breaking Bill).

### Quotes

**Bill:** The woods are so dark at night.

**Bridget**: Isn't it the balls?

**Bill**: Yeah. *\*Hears hammering sounds\** AHH! What the hell was that?

**Jimmy:** *\*To the tune of Little Brown Jug\** Ha ha ha, you and me, little brown jug how I LOVE THEE!

**Bridget:** Oh, my brother. He's rebuilding his shit-ass, old dumb fort.

**Jimmy:** Soon, like the mighty phoenix, you will RISE from your ashes! AND I WILL BEAT OFF INSIDE YOU! *\*Starts singing Frere Jacques\**

**TV Announcer:** One year ago, Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs at the Houston Astrodome in an event now known as the 'Battle of the Sexes!'

**Philip:** (snickering) They should have said, 'Battle of the Doobies.'

**Sue:** Why don't you men put your money where your mouth is?

**Frank:** When you ladies put YOUR mouths where OUR money is!
Mr. Konicki

**Mr. Konicki** is a computer club teacher at Alfred P. Southwick Elementary School

## Episode Apperance

* Are You Ready For The Summer?
* Nothing Is Impossible

## Students

* Maureen Murphy
* Scott Itchikowa

## Trivia

* In Are You Ready For The Summer? episode's captions, his name is spelled as K-a-n-i-c-k-y whereas in Nothing Is Impossible episodes's captions, his name is spelt K-o-n-i-c-k-i
Red

## Dakota Finn Redmond

Dakota Aleris - Uncle

### Goal

To make the adult film "Fuck School" (succeeded)Form a relationship with Jolene Murphy (succeeded)

### Friend

Carl, Chauncey Roosevelt, Frank Murphy, Louis Gagliardi,

### Fate

Becomes a pornography director

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Running Gags

This page shows a list of all the recurring gags from ***F is for Family***.

* Frank threatening to put someone (usually Bill or Kevin) through a wall ["I'll put you through that fucking wall!"].
* Kevin being stoned.
* Frank's short temper and misogyny.
* Bill's fear of everything.
* Major humping things.
* Mr. Holtenwasser's ignorance of everybody's fear of him.
* Vic's flamboyant personality.
* Vic's drug addiction.
* Frank often getting annoyed with Vic.
* Bob Pogo's weight and big appetite.
* Jimmy Fitzsimmons mistaken for being poor.
* Bill getting himself into trouble by accident.
* Kevin referring to something or someone he hates and/or is angry with as "dildos".
* Maureen's tomboyish behavior.
* Philip's psychological rage issues.
* Someone saying "Oh, fuck me" when around Ginny Throater.
* Goomer often stating the obvious in a situation, which is an indication of breaking the fourth wall.
* Anthony constantly saying "You Know What?".
* Goomer's creepy habits.
* Someone stating their name is Jimmy Fitzsimmons whenever they do something terrible.
	+ The Season 4 premiere shows that even his own father and sister do this.
* The telephone. Usually ringing during dinner much to Frank's ire. Frank also wonders why they hang it on the wall. Later, the family gets an "answering machine" which seems to calm Frank's rage when it answers calls.
* Frank saying he doesn't go to Church.
* Otto Holtenwasser consistently making comments about World War 2, which makes everybody to cast looks of sadness and look away from each other.
* Frank usually saying "yit, dit, dit, dit, dit" in order to make a point. Sue says this once in annoyance.
* **Note:** Although this doesn't count as a "gag", it's worth noting that each season features at least one person getting killed off the show.
Mr. Happy Guy

**Mr. Happy Guy** is the first single of the album, My New Positive Outlook on Life. It was sung by Good Vibe Harbour & Kevin Murphy was Hysterical. It was in the episode of Bring Me A Tooth.

## Lyrics

*Walkin' on a cloud and I'm happy as shit.*

*Feel like a plane with a party in the cockpit.*

*Dancin' on a pizza and my house is big.*

*Got a monkey for a pet and he's wearin' a wig.*

*Because I'm Mr. Happy Guy. Mr Twinkle in my eye.*

*The sun is out, my pits are dry.*

*And nothin's gonna kill me.*

*Because I'm Mr. Happy Guy.*

*I Didn’t even get that high. I got a good thing on my mind.*

*Now they call me, Mr. Happy Guy.*

*I'm Mr. Happy Guy. Mr Twinkle in my eye.*

*The sun is out, my pits are dry.*

*And nothin's gonna kill me.*

*Because I'm Mr. Happy Guy.*

*I Didn’t even get that high. I gotta good thing on my mind.*

*Now they call me, Mr. Happy Guy.*
David Koechner

**David Koechner** (born August 24, 1962) is an American actor who provides the voice of Bob Pogo on *F Is for Family*.

## Notable Roles

* *Saturday Night Live* - Regular Cast Member
* *Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy* - Champ Kind
* T*he Dukes of Hazzard* - Cooter Davenport
* *Thank You For Smoking* - Bobby Jay Bliss
* *Talladege Nights: the Ballad of Ricky Bobby* - Hershell
* *Hannah Montana* - Uncle Earl
* T*he Office* - Todd Packer
* *F Is for Family* - Bob Pogo
* *American Dad* - Dick
* *Regular Show* - Principal Dean
* *King of the Hill* - Frank
* *Beavis and Butthead* - Various characters
* *Phineas and Ferb* - Rusty Britches
* *Sofia the First* - Muck
* *Trolls: The Beat Goes On* - Bubzy
* *All Hail King Julien: Exiled* - Nurse Phanton
* *The Goldbergs* - Bill Lewis
* *Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness* - Dosu
* *Hit and Run* - Sanders
* *Barnyard* - Dag
* *Greg the Bunny* - Paintball Instructor
* *The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants -* Mr.Meaner
Mr. Durkin

**Mr. Durkin** is Kevin Murphy's summer school teacher and supporting antagonist in Season 3. He serves as the main antagonists in the episode "The Stinger". He is known for abusing his students anytime they misbehave. After his car derailed the train to Pittsburgh (thanks to Nuber's gang, who put it there), he was later arrested.

In the FIFF writer's Twitter Account, it is shown in the first color footage of Episode 3 of Season 4 that he was eventually released from prison. His role in the show alongside relationship with Kevin is currently unknown, though it can be assumed that they're still on bad terms with each other.

He was voiced by Phil Hendrie.

## Personality

Mr. Durkin is an abusive, strict teacher who had been getting a seriously bad reputation with his own students, including Nuber and his gang of bullies. Because he's an educator who works at a summer school within the inner city zone, Mr. Durkin strongly views his students as troublemaking delinquents (who he usually referred to them as "animals") and will purposely humiliate one of them whenever he/she misbehaves. This was demonstrated when he had no problem humiliating Kevin upon learning of his rock star dream, especially when the whole class begins chanting "Broken Family" in order to mock Kevin for having a dysfunctional family after calling Mr. Durkin his dad.

Although he claims to be a teacher because "he cares," Mr. Durkin is shown to have money problems, as he owns a dilapidated car with trash bags as windows (which was pointed out by Kevin in front of the whole class). This leads Kevin to mock him for this as payback for humiliating him, starting up the chant "Jerkin's got no money!" in class. Upon this, he immediately gained everyone's respect, including Nuber's gang.

## Episode Appearances

* The Stinger
* Punch Drunk
* Bill Murphy's Night Off
* Nothing is Impossible (cameo)
* Bring Me A Tooth
* The Rustland Massacre
Summer Vacation

**Summer Vacation** is Season 3, Episode 7 of the series ***F is for Family***.

## Summary

The Murphys go on vacation at the Lake Wawayonda. While there, they all have epiphanies over their problems: Frank and Sue now realize that what they went through was to avoid the stress of their upcoming fourth child, Kevin finally confronts the childhood trauma he got from the motel pool he drowned in, Bill is finally letting go of Bridget Fitzsimmons, and Maureen is gaining the recognition she deserves.

Meanwhile, Goomer is shown in the Murphy house pretending to be Frank.

## Extended Plot

The Murphy's have a disastrous vacation at a lakeside including but not limited to staying in a rundown cabin, the visit of Sue's condescending parents, and Kevin trying to face his childhood trauma of almost drowning in a swimming pool at a hotel nearby.

## Trivia

* **Title Reference:** The Murphy family taking a summer vacation at Lake Wawayonda.
* Kevin finally gets over his drowning experience.
* Sue's parents make an appearance, and her father's name is Stan.
* It's revealed that Sue has a brother, whose name is Louis.
* It is implied that Louis, Sue's brother, is gay.
* Goomer spends his time imagining himself with Frank's life.
Fuck School

***Fuck School*** is a pornography film made by two baggage handlers, Red and Carl.

## History

"People still go to school, but they fuck." This was the first idea for *Fuck School* that Carl had made up in Season 1.

According to Politics Now, Rosie Roosevelt stars in Fuck School. Rosie plays one scene as an evil character called 'Dean Cockstopper', who outlaws the 'Bonecoming Dance', when the two creators hear about this, this think they're going to get nominated for a 'Fuckie'.

Red began reading books on screenwriting so he can assist Carl with the movie's script.

In Season 3, Episode 5, Red and Carl are trying to get a dead goose out of a plane. Frank demands they hurry up, but Carl says that 'It's in so far its stuck!' Red suggests that it's a great ending line for *Fuck School.*

As of Season 3, it’s implied that Red and Carl have finished production on *Fuck School, with it ending as the final exam being a blowjob to all the professors*

But in Season 5, Red and Carl moved to Chatsworth and was hired by Mr. Teatson to be on Muff & Jett: Adult Filmed Entertainment. But in a series of unfortunate events, Bill, Phillip, Jimmy, Anthony and his friends saw that pornographic film, and instead, Red and Carl took the children’s cartoon, which helped them work with Mr. Teatson. he was produced and acted as Professor Screw-well. But Frank Murphy was freaked out by that film. But back at the Police Station, Marie told Frank, Phillip had saw some awful things, only Anthony talks about.
Scott Ichikawa

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**Scott Ichikawa** (市川・スコット Ichikawa Sukotto) is a classmate of Maureen's. He is voiced by Debi Derryberry.

## Character

Because of the fact that he is male and Asian (his surname suggests that he's of Japanese descent), Scott is assumed to be intelligent and Maureen is accused of cheating off of him. In reality, however, he cheated off of Maureen. He was willing to let the lie be believed until Sue and Frank's volatile fight causes him to breakdown and tell the truth. In tears, he confesses that he hates school and is not good at it, and only wants to do Motocross. This directly mirrors what Kevin said earlier in the season, about hating school and only wanting to do music.

His parents are shown to be Japanese Americans.

Scott returns in "Are You Ready For The Summer?" on his bike telling Maureen to come to the float for the Computer Club. Maureen and Scott arrive at the Computer Club float but it is revealed that he is going to be a researcher and Maureen is going to be a Space Secretary, which greatly upsets Maureen.

Scott warns Maureen that she will die in space (pretend) but Maureen doesn't care. Scott pretends that she broke the airlock and Scott and his friends pretend to suffocate.

In season four, Scott gets the lead in the school play showing he has an interest in performing arts.

During parent-teacher night, Scott shows a slightly mischievous side when he tricks Mr. Fitzsimmons into writing the word "Cock" on his name tag when he asks Scott how to spell "Coach".

## Extracurricular Activities

* Computer Club
* Drama Club

## Episode Appearances

* Fight Night
* Are You Ready For The Summer?
* Nothing Is Impossible
* Murphy and Son
Allison Janney

**Allison Janney**  is an American actress. A highly prolific character actress, Janney is the recipient of numerous accolades, including an Academy Award, seven Primetime Emmy Awards, a British Academy Film Award, a Golden Globe Award, and seven Screen Actors Guild Awards. Born in Boston, Massachusetts, and raised in Dayton, Ohio Janney won a scholarship to study at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in the summer of 1984, following her graduation from Kenyon College. After years of minor and uncredited film and television appearances, Janney's breakthrough came with the role of C. J. Cregg in the NBC political drama *The West Wing* (1999–2006), and the CBS sitcom *Mom*. Her performance on the show has gained her five consecutive Primetime Emmy Award nominations and won her two Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series.

## Notable Roles

* *The West Wing* - C. J. Cregg
* *Mom* - Bonnie
* *The Hours* - Sally Lester
* *Finding Nemo* - Peach
* *Juno* - Bren McGuff
* *Hairspray* - Prudy Pingleton
* *The Help* - Charlotte Phelan
* *F is for Family* - Henrietta Van Horne
Henrietta Van Horne

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**Henrietta Van Horne,** is the Founder of Plast-a-Ware and the secondary antagonists in Season 2. Initially, Sue looks up to Henrietta and was excited to meet her to discuss promoting the Salad Tosser. However at the Season 2 Finale, Sue was Heartbroken that her idea was stolen by Henrietta. Thus, this leads to Sue quitting Plast-a-Ware (since it's obvious Henrietta will steal another Idea from her) and starting up Sue-Vivian Company. She is voiced by Allison Janney.

## Biography

Henrietta was an ordinary housewife, describing her past-self to Sue as poor, fat and with no sense of style. She invented a plastic "burping" bowl. ("Burping" referring to the sound of escaping air upon removing the air-tight plastic lid.) She founded Plast-a-Ware, eventually becoming a millionaire and retiring to a mansion.

While in High School she was apparently impregnated by her Choir Teacher, and sold her baby.

She is on a first name basis with Vivian and used to work in the office at Plast-a-Ware, but now sits at home enjoying the Revenue from Sales. She mentions that she was pushed out of the company, relegated to a figurehead, and is eager to use Sue's Salad Tosser as a way of getting back in and being taken seriously again. This is partly the reason she winds up attaching her own name to the product, leaving Sue without any credit.

Throughout Season 3, it was shown that the Salad Tosser was a Major Success, as Sue has anticipated, in which Henrietta had received a lot of praise from her consumers and appeared in a variety of advertisements. In the Season 3 Premiere, it is revealed that Henrietta was undeservingly awarded "Woman of the Year" by the Van Horne Foundation. Overall, this made Sue develop an extreme hatred towards Henrietta (similar to Frank hating Roger Dunbarton) for not only stealing her idea, but also for taking away the dream she had hoped for. Sue even fantasizes killing Henrietta with the Forkoontula.

## Personality

Similar to Roger Dunbarton Henrietta is shown to be a very egotistical and dishonest businesswoman. Henrietta’s personality is best described as: Entirely Misanthropic, cunning, intensely cruel, creepy, prideful, rude, very greedy, oppressive, unsympathetic, ruthless, two-faced, callous, charming, deceitful, abusive, sour, slightly racist and eccentric. She collects antique monkey paws, and claims she never goes anywhere without one. She also tells Sue and Vivian that she slow-clapped when John F. Kennedy was shot.

Overall Van Horne is a rather unpleasant individual with little to no respect for anyone besides herself. Stealing the Salad Tosser from Sue was likely just one of her many cruel deeds.

## Episode Appearances

* Fight Night
* F Is For Fixing It
* Landing The Plane
* Are You Ready For The Summer?
* The Stinger

## Trivia

* Henrietta Van Horne is a fictional analog to Tupperware co-founder Brownie Wise.
Kurtwood Smith

**Kurtwood Larson Smith** (born July 3, 1943) is an American television and film actor. He is known for playing Clarence Boddicker in *RoboCop* (1987) and Red Forman in *That '70s Show*, as well as for his many appearances in science fiction films and television programs (*Star Trek*, *The X-Files*). He also starred in the seventh season of *24*.

## Notable Roles

* *RoboCop* -Clarence Boddicker
* *That '70s Show* - Red “Assfoot” Forman
* *The X-Files* - Agent Bill Patterson
* *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine* - Thrax
* *F is for Family* - Stan Chillsons
Jimmy's Friends

Jimmy Fitzsimmons usually brings his friends when on his bullying escapades. One has reddish-brown hair in a pompadour with a sky blue denim jacket with blue jeans. The other has blond hair with bangs spiked up and a dark blue denim jacket and brown jeans. 3 more bullies(LIkely more of his cronies) beat up Bill for what Bridget did. It is unknown when the two will appear again.
Marie Bonfiglio

**Marie Bonfiglio** is a recurring character is the wife of Babe Bonfiglio, mother of Anthony and Phillip Bonfiglio. She is shown to be very overprotective of her sons. She is voiced by Jamie Denbo.

## Biography

Marie is the wife of Babe, mother of Anthony and Phillip, daughter-in-law to Nana Rose with whom she fights. Marie is shown to be excessively protective of her sons in many episodes.

Marie joined Sue Murphy's feminist focus group and discussed her low opinion of Sue's invention.

## Appearance

An overweight woman with shoulder length blonde hair who appears regularly throughout the shows run and is the mother of two sons.

## Episode Appearances

* O Holy Moly Night (cameo)
* Night Shift (cameo)
* Landing The Plane (cameo)
* Are You Ready For The Summer? (cameo)
* Paul Lynde to Block (cameo)
* The Stinger
* Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride
* Battle Of The Sexes
* Punch Drunk
* It's In His Blood (cameo)
* Frank The Father
* Bill Murphy's Night Off
* Father Confessor
* Nothing is Impossible
* The "B" Word
* Just Breathe

## Trivia

* The Bonfiglio’s are Catholic, as evident that she has a framed picture of Pope Paul VI on her drawer.
* The fact that Babe called her his "Swedish Meatball" implies that she is of Swedish descent.
Blood In Blood Out

## Description

Growing up in East Los Angeles' gangland, cousins Miklo (Damian Chapa), Paco (Benjamin Bratt) and Cruz (Jesse Borrego) become more like brothers, forging a strong blood bond. When a simple twist of fate sends their lives veering in separate directions - Paco into the military, Miklo to San Quentin prison, and Cruz to a life of drug addiction - the trio continue to keep touch as they strive to achieve their goals.

## Cast

* Damian Chapa as Miklo Velka
* Jesse Borrego as Cruz Candelaria
* Benjamin Bratt as Paco Aguilar
* Enrique Castillo as Montana Oseguera
* Delroy Lindo as Bonafide
* Victor Rivers as Magic
* Tom Towles as Red Ryder
* Carlos Carrasco as Popeye
* Theodore Wilson as Wallace
* Raymond Cruz as Chuey
* Valente Rodriguez as Frankie
* Lanny Flaherty as Big Al
* Billy Bob Thornton as Lightning
* Danny Trejo as Geronimo
* Victor Mohica as Mano
* Luis Contreras as Realthing
* Ving Rhames as Ivan
* Richard Masur (uncredited) as Prison librarian
* Thomas F. Wilson as Rollie McCann
* Lupe Ontiveros as Carmen
Mohican Airways Song

The **Mohican Airways Song** is the commercial jingle of Mohican Airways. It was first sung in "Heavy Sledding".

## Lyrics

*Mohican Airways.*

*Our flaming arrows are back*

*With friendly cheerful*

*Service on the attack.*

*From Erie's glowing shores,*

*To the peaks of Syracuse,*

*We'll fly chiefs, braves, and squaws*

*And the tiniest papoose.*

*The smoke signals never lie.*

*We are ready to fly.*

*Mohican Airways,*

*Your family in the sky.*