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Aionios

"See that guy standing just over there? He thinks he can take you"

Aionios is the last racetrack in the first Character Kart Racing game's story mode and has the longest average race time.

## Background

During the story, the Player first encounters Aionios after successfully defeating the North-Eastern Jordan army. A portal is opened by Thomas the Tank Engine and sucks the player and the other characters through and dumps them in the desert area of Aionios. A mysterios aide to Thomas the Tank Engine then appears before them and starts a 56 minute expositional cutscene where the motives of the antagonistic forces are explained in painstaking detail to flute BGM that sounds like it has been recorded by an infant fresh out of the womb. After the Player's chosen character is enlightened to the shocking truth, an epic death metal riff plays and they awaken to the power of sadomasochism.

Enraged, the opposing party attempts to flatten the Player's party with an army of steamrollers. However the Player's party commits mass CBT on the enemy and they were defeated entirely. The aide attempts to escape but is caught by an overgrown Volf and gets completely eviscerated. Thomas the Tank Engine then has no choice but to step up and fight the Player's party. This then begins the race.

## Trivia

Aionios is the longest race in the entire game with an average 13 1/2 hour completion time. The Player must defeat the boss Thomas the Tank Engine before the race finishes, otherwise they will be forced to restart. The player will also be restarted if they do not place first despite defeating the boss.

A small section of the track is bugged and is known to have missing collision. If the Player was to fall through this very specific part of the track, they will fall through and will trigger a level change to the developer's room. Upon entering, it will start a unique cutscene depicting Margaret Thatcher and Inkling Boy selling organs on the black market to a feral cat. Fans have speculated that this might have been a left behind cutscene from the game's original from as a GTA ripoff. The developer's room otherwise contains an exessive amount of erotic artwork featuring Inkling Girl and a passive agressive note from the director to delete all of it before the game's release.

Aionios returned in Character Kart Racing 4: Frontiers as the game's open world hub level. This remasted version was much larger than the track-only version from the first game and had many hidden collecables.
Chad Gibbs

"Fuck Gordon Ramsay he belittled my cooking abilities."

Chad Gibbs is a 40 year-old virgin with an affinity for the Isle of Wight. He has become renowned locally on the island for his abuse of the Asian community despite all of his 15 wives hailing from the continent. Chad has reigned over the land area of Colchester since 2019 with an iron fist, demanding chinese takeaway is delivered by a Botswanan midget fortnightly.

## Bio

Chad Gibbs was born in Antigua in 1 AD to Jamie Oliver and a Mars-dwelling Elon Musk lookalike. In his formative years, Chad found his dislike of Thai food growing, rallying on several occasions for the abolishment of the cuisine. His best friend Phil Collins recently commented "Chad was never one for oriental kitchen. He would always make sly remarks whenever I ordered it to the house."

After a stint of working for Accrington Stanley Football Club as chief of hospitality, the african-american boy went on loan to B&M, stacking shelves on Thursday evenings. It was here that he encountered multiple furries, which he initially befriended, despite his evident disgust of all things inherently homosexual.

After this act of love and kindness, Chad was awarded the Jack Petchey Award for friendship. This was the beginning of a long-term relationship with the LGBTQIA+ community, who would grant him honourary status as a gay man - something Chad was delighted with. His 15 wives took issue with this, and at the age of 69, Gibbs lost 4 from his total. He used this as an opportunity to delve deeper into his involvement with the homosexual community, attending a number of rallies in aid of the murder of Inkling Boy. Chad was joined by Sportacus, whose backflips stirred up crowds, leading to the notorious massacre of South Tahiti.

As of today, Chad lives in a reebok shoebox, which he stores on the shelves of his beloved B&M. It is said that he occasionally delves out from his lair in order to procure seasonal Reece's puffs.

Chad could't stand cucumbers, they insulted him on a deep level, despite his love for firmly inserting them into his rectum.

## Special talents

Chad Gibbs mastered the pan flute aged 12.
Lisbeth

## Shinozaki Rika

"This girl will not hesitate to fade into obscurity after her debut episode."

Shinozaki Rika, otherwise known as "Lisbeth" is a playable character in the fictional Video game "character Kart Racing". She is known for being one of the only women to be rejected by Chad Rex, as he deemed her to be unimportant.

She was made available in "character Kart Racing" during a limited time promotional crossover event with Attack on Titan. To unlock her, the player had to remember that she existed.

## Bio

Shinozaki Rika is from the popular chinese cartoon series "Attack on titan." She first appears in episode 12 "Trials of Life" wherein the Oil Rig on which her parents worked was destroyed in an ISIS terrorist attack by Chad Rex. Both her parents were killed in this attack leading her to wander the lands with only her brother, Richard Rabbit, for companionship. Shinozaki Rika would later start her own Blacksmith Shop so she could sell weapons to people like Naruto, Hashida Itaru, Richard Hammond and David Beckham as they led the charge against the Titans. She acquired a love of Smithing after spending an unhealthy amount of time playing Minecraft.

Shortly after opening up shop, she made friends with Ayano Keiko, otherwise known as Silica. They bonded over their shared love of Oat Meal.

On her 16th Birthday, she happened to reencounter the man who destroyed her families lives, Chad Rex. She immediately fell in love with him due to his ability to command and seduce all women, however he rejected her love because he was on his sigma grind, and unimportant women were seen by him as "beta" and a "weak mindset". This rejection caused her heart to be filled with rage and she immediately took to social media to post about her woes. These posts did not gain any attention though because no one knows who she is.

She is also a huge fan of the film "Minions: Rise of Gru."

## Special talents

Shinozaki Rika has a number of special talents similar to Chad Rex

Her talents consist of:

Smithing: Shinozaki Rika can create all manner of car and weapon to assist her in races.

Playing Minecraft: Shinozaki Rika is considered to be one of the most players of Minecraft.

Being Relevant: Shinozaki Rika did not land a placement on a recent Anime character popularity poll, an option to vote for her was not even added.
Kitty Dennis

"Henceforth, ALL cardboard boxes will be kept."

Kitty Dennis is a terminally online enjoyer of children who has a crippling addiction to ordering garbage on Amazon Prime so he can expand his growing collection of cardboard packaging.

## Quotes

"I just want to INQUIRE about the item. To INQUIRE about it. Does it come in plastic, or cardboard? Cardboard is preferrable you see."

"Is that ELLIGIBLE for Prime shipping? I need that box by tomorrow. My room just isn't yet enough of a fire hazard you must understand."

"Every other cardboard box in my collection is pretty boring... but not you. You're special. You're... one of the nicest cardboard boxes I've ever seen."

## Special talents

Kitty Dennis has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

His talents consist of:

-Supporting Amazon Prime: He's had his subscription since the day he learned to breathe

-Collecting: It doesn't matter how many times his parents secretly recycle his Cardboard boxes, he'll have 5 more come the next day.

-Blogging: He runs a popular blog i'll have you know. You can even donate to it. (Don't, please.)
Character Kart Racing 7

## Character Kart Racing 7: Beemania

### Mode

Singleplayer, Co-op and Versus Multiplayer (Local and Online), Clash of Clans Remastered, Rise of Kingdoms miniplayer, Coinmaster emulator

## System requirements

1 horsepower

Character Kart Racing 7: Beemania is a homosexual game to play with the impressionable children. The game is set in pre-character kart times, particularly swarming into the origins of the bee characters within the series. The player takes the role of Phillip Nonce Bee, whose goal it is to cause harm to his victims.

**"I fucking hate this game. 5 STARS!** - Tyrone

**"An exhilarating sex-fest for all the kids in your local hive** - DiamondReggin News & Broadcasting
Brian Donkey

*"He's a plonker."*

## Mr. Brian Donkey

### Aliases

Mr. Donkey, Absolutely disgusting creature, Crackalackin' Ingrate, Poo head, Utterly revolting individual, Shameful Man, Reprehensible individual, Completely abhorrent man, Prime Example of a Sinner, Incorrigible Man, Moron, Fool, Wholly miserable and pathetic, Immensely wretched and Feeble individual, Pitiable Being, Dullard. Complete buffoon, Ignoramus, Clod, unintelligent, Unenlightened, Reprehensible Moral Blight, Vile contemptible individual, Idiot, Terminal blockhead, A right piece of work, Serial muppet, Insidious piece of work, Brick, hideous individual, Poo head

## Appearances

### Appears in

Church (On sundays and thursday afternoon)

### Debut

Monday

A loyal and devoted member of the Church of the Portent Plight. Every week, without fail, Mr. Brian Donkey will dress up in his finest Sunday best and take his front row seat. There, he will be ready to listen to another Inspired sermon delivered by the Reverend Horse Bee.

## Special talents

Mr. Brian Donkey is a Man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex.

His talents include, but are not limited to:

Perfect Attendance - Mr. Donkey attends Sunday Mass every week regardless of the circumstance. He has obtained the annual 100% Badge 20 years in a row.

Listening - Mr. Donkey will always listen when such a course of action is demanded of him.

Mr. Donkey's talents do not include:

Changing his ways - Mr Donkey! How dare you. Shut up. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being, you're absolutely putrid just like Poo. You're a poohead who's always crackalackin' in the worst place at the worst time. What do you have to say for yourself? Shut up. How dare you talk back to me. You're a reprehensible moral blight and your very presence here stains the order of the universe. No don't you walk away from me. I'm still speaking and when I'm speaking you listen. Ridiculous. Where do you thnk you get off acting like that? You fill me with rage and I can't abide your behaviour. A sickening pile of misery that's what you are. You're wholly and unreservedly beligerent. How dare you. Unintelligent and unenlightened, there's no excuse for it. I can't believe you. It boggles the mind that I'm still having to deal with you, haven't you learned by now? You've achieved nothing here Mr. Donkey how dare you. You're a poohead.
Objectormann

"This highly sophisticated individual will not hesitate to render your judgement."

## Appearances

### Appears in

Character Kart Racing

ObjectorMann is a playable character in the fictional Video game "character Kart Racing". He is the judge of all crime.

## Bio

Born into a life of crime, ObjectorMann sought to rise above the people around him and make a positive difference in the world. He graduated with a Degree of Brilliance in Law at Harvard University before it was bombed in an ISIS attack by Chad Rex.

Later that year, ObjectorMann succeeded in his life long ambition of ending poverty, he achieved this by ending the lives of everyone in poverty. He was recognised for this success and was awarded with the Nobel Peace Prize by Barrack Obama. The following year, ObjectorMann would find Obama guilty of Indecent Exposure on the London Underground and sentenced him to death. it was around this time that ObjectorMann was promoted to "Grand Judge of the Realm" by Reggie Fills Anime, a title formerly held by Jeremy Clarkson.

## Special talents

ObjectorMann has a number of special talents similar to Chad Rex

ObjectorMann's talents consist of:

Judgement: ObjectorMann's talent is to hand down judgement upon the other racers, immediately sending them to federal prison and killing them.
The Twelve Monkeys

## The Gorillas Twelve

You can rely on these men for all your plumbing needs

*"Do they not bear a striking resemblance to Tony Blair?"*

The Twelve Monkeys are a group of monkeys numbering twelve. First and foremost they are Economic Analysts who monitor the Stock Market. Their sworn enemy is Bill Clinton.

## Bio

Strong, Dependable and Talented. These are just a few words that Sean Chiplock used to describe The Twelve Monkeys before they slaughtered his entire family.

Their bodies are tough but their friendship is tougher. Whatever you need, they'll get the job done, and their rates are less than half of that of all competition. They receive good reviews across the board except on Trust Pilot. But the Trust Pilot headquarters are about to be bombed in an ISIS attack perpetrated by Chad Rex.

Whenever they enter a building, they do so in a single-file line, one after the other, all walking at exactly the same speed, an equal distance apart. They head straight to where they need to be and do precisely what they need to do. No energy is wasted.

According to MSNBC they are currently approaching your house at high speed.

## Special talents

The Twelve Monkeys are men of many talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Their talents include, but are not limited to:

-DIY - Leaky tap? Faulty windows? Not a problem for these men. They can fix any issue you may have, and then to restore balance and order, they will create another.

-Gambling - These men know how to rig a slot machine or two.

-Legal Advocation - These men will help get you out of any sentence. By force, if necessary.
Faustforelle

Die Faustforelle ist ein Süßwasserfisch die ihren Ursprung in Hiemsland hat. Sie hat harte Knorpelauswüchse auf ihrem Kopf die einer geschlossenen Faust ähneln. Sie schützt sich vor Feinden indem sie mit hoher Geschwindigkeit aus dem Wasser springt und dem potentiellen feind mit den Knorpeln auf seinem Kopf trifft. Sie bevorzugt klare, kalte Fließgewässer und benötigt einen hohen Sauerstoffgehalt und absolut saubere Gewässer. Wenn man eine Faustforelle in einen Fluss auffindet kann man davon ausgehen das man problemlos aus diesem Fluss trinken kann.

Das Weibchen ist meist größer und kann bis zu 1m lang werden. Ihre Knorpelfaust auch härter als die der Männchen. Im Gegensatz zum Weibchen wird das Männchen nur bis zu 70cm lang und anstatt der grau-blauen Schuppen Farbe ist das Männchen Hellblau mit weißen und Schwarzen Flecken.

Adlige Hiemsländer haben angefangen sie als Teichfisch zu halten haben aber sehr schnell blaue Flecken bekommen. Heute wird die Faustforelle primär als Speisefisch genutzt. Die vier Knorpel befinden sich symmetrisch oben auf dem dicken Kopf des Fisches. Wenn man eine Forelle mit 5 "Knöcheln" findet ist dieser fünfte Knorpel seitlich am Kopf und man nennt den Fisch dann "Daumenforelle". Je nach dem auf welcher Seite sich der fünfte Knorpel befindet bringt das Glück oder Unglück ihn gefischt zu haben. Knorpel auf der Rechten Seite bringt Glück.
Clarence Chapman-Chode

"[Silence of superiority]"

Creator of the multiverse and all it's mysteries and curiosities, Clarence Chapman-Chode's existence is filled with unknown and boundless conundrums. It is believed to have been present at the dawn of time - bringing our very existences into flesh and blood through the use of the /summon command (Clarence is a server admin).

## Bio

Miraculously awaking in space before time was recorded, Clarence (who at the time was not known by any name) found themself sat cross-legged (as one would in a primary school assembly hall) in the midst of a vast void, devoid of light.

Tales of old tell a story of Clarence ordering planets and cosmic constellations into existence through the vigorous shaking of a barbed electric-flute (tuned to the key of D-Sharp). Medieval folk-stories suggest that Earth was created after Clarence produced a violence fecal bowel movement.

It is understood that Clarence came to be adopted by The Right honorable Lord Mayor of Ottawa, Sir Benjamin Ahmed Chode, during a hallucinogenic, yet galactic meeting with the mayor. During their conversation, Clarence offered themself as a cosmic guidance counsellor, and eventually committed to the beast in the form of his adopted son.
Curtis "Cleaner" Bee

## Curtis the Cleaner

"Mop with two hands? That's not for you to decide,"

Kurtis is a principled cleaner who mops the floor with one hand. He cannot stand his supervisor because she has no eyebrows.

## Bio

Curtis was hired to do one thing. Mop. He does this with precision and honesty, and always using one hand. "You can go faster if you mop with two hands, so use both hands," his supervisor told him. In response, he politely requested that she shut up because she has no eyebrows and is thus incapable of giving an opinion with any value or credibility.

"Mopping with one hand is faster. I believe I'm right."

He holds the world record for mopping the floor of foodfarms. He could not have achieved this if he used two hands.

## Vehicle of Choice.

Kurt drives a Nii-san cube. It is powered by water and so the government want him dead, because water powered cars are a threat to society.

## Special talents

Kurtis is a Man, similar to Chad Rex.

He can do this, and he can do that, which is more than any old cat could.
Felonious Bolus

"Hey kid, you gotta get me outta here"

Felonious Bolus is a throwable item.

## Background

He didn't do the crime, but is still doing the time? Checkmate atheists.

## In Game Effect

When used Felonious Bolus will fly across the racetrack and bounce off any walls he may bump into. If he hits a racer, the racer in question will be knocked over. The player themselves can also be hit by their own projectile. If Felonious Bolus is held in the player's hand, he will be sent to federal prison in place of the player if ObjectorMann uses his skill on the player. Felonious Bolus will harrass ObjectorMann to be released and will prevent him from using this power for another 5 minutes. There is also a 0.5% chance that ObjectorMann will be enraged by Felonious Bolus's constant heckling that he will quit the race and leave for a quiet life in the countryside.

## Special Powers

Felonious Bolus is round and commits many crimes that he did not do.
Shattered Clusterverse Wiki

The Shattered Clusterverse is a group of universes that share the 4 realms rule (Material, Cognitive, Spiritual, and Magic). All worlds have realms. It is birthed after the Shattering - an event in which the Shattered One died and broke into pieces that formed the many universes that follow the same law through and through.
There are those who can travel between universes within the Shattered Clusterverse - aka the Worldhoppers. They're rather mysterious people who are aware of the existence of other worlds outside their own.

## LIST OF UNIVERSES

Currently, there are still worlds being written and still yet to be written. For now, the Shattered Clusterverse includes:

### Nénarion Universe

* Elsyrion
* Airsthea
* Escathara

### Valirian Universe

* Validra
* Veishar
* Revari

### Phyrian Universe

* Ashdendawn
* Terra Avium
* Nhydrius
* Igvium

### The Garden

* Little Lands
* Unknown World

### Faring Universe

* Vindrur
* Myrkurim
* Shakette

## HISTORY

The history of the Shattered Clusterverse largely remains unknown and only a few hints is known to a limited amount of Worldhoppers. It is birthed after the Shattered One shattered into countless pieces, and each piece created the many universes within the Shattered Clusterverse, creating restrictions within the four realms rule, and creating the first ever humans before magic. This event is called the First Shattering (or Shattering for short) and it is an extremely pivotal moment which starts history. It is not a spontaneous event, but a prolonged one in which the Shattered One died slowly.

A type of piece called the Godshard was created, granting the power to manipulate and convert pure energy into anything. The Godshards fell into the hands of many humans, turning them into Gods - vessels to carry these Godshards. Then the Gods travelled around the Clusterverse, creating and shaping universes to their ideals, setting up local laws that govern their domains. And worlds and humans are influenced by the Gods' choices.

Over time, some Gods lived on and some died. Those who died were either killed or split themselves. Upon death, the Gods shattered similarly to the Shattered One, splitting into more pieces called Shards. Each Shard of a God embody an aspect of them. A Shard is only a fraction of the power of total creation, thus is only limited to creating and manipulating a specific amount of things. Those who held Shards became gods - those who are able to create things but only a limited amount. The gods then influenced the universe in which they are created in, settling into their own worlds in which they govern. Some of them shared, some of them fought.
Atari 2600

The Atari VCS, otherwise known as the 2600, is a retro video game console from 1977.

## Background

This particular Atari 2600 was famously purchased by Chad Rex from a local Goodwill Outlet, and used as his personal missile guidance control system via a modified version of the aptly named Missile Command Cartridge until it's eventual destruction in 2012 by a Madagascan Pochard, after Chad Rex neglected to give him his weekly bread. This enraged Chad Rex, who proceeded to slaughter, cook, and eat the offending duck, which he reportedly enjoyed.

## In Game Effect

Once acquired, the Atari 2600 item is entirely useless unless the player has also picked up the Missile Command Cartridge item, which considering there is only one item slot in game, is impossible, rendering the item completely useless anyway.

If it could be used, the combination of the Atari VCS and Missile Command Cartridge would enable the player to fire 3 guided rockets at any racer of their choice, at the cost of reduced steering speed. Once a rocket hits a racer, they will spontaneously combust, and will be replaced by a billboarded texture of a roast duck, perhaps in reference to the Madagascan Pochard that destroyed the original system.
Single Sausage

"What is left of the kingdom of man, but malice and sin?"

Single Sausage is a throwable item avalaible only in the first installment of the Character Kart Racing series. It does not contain any wheat.

## Background

The Single Sausage hails from an unknown land. The people who created it were ridiculed for their unconscionable creation before being hung, drawn and quatered. Legend has it that attempts to destroy it were futile and it was exiled to the frozen food isle of a local Tesco.

## In Game Effect

When used the single sausage will be thrown at a nearby racer. The racer will become sad that they could not have a better meal and will have a reduced top speed for the entirety of the race. There is also a 3% chance that the effected racer will commit and will be permanently gone from the game. When held in the player's hand the single sausage will attact dog type racers and can be used to trick them into crashing.
King Frances Eakh

### Aliases

Ruler of Chinese Taipei, Destroyer of homoerotic enjoyers, Enslaver of bronies, The Earth Cleanser

## Appearances

### Debut

Roblox: Pizzeria Tycoon

King Frances served as ruler of Chinese Taipei from 2098 to 2096. During this time he enslaved the brony community, for which he was granted the name "The Earth Cleanser".

## Bio

Born within the ticket office of Arnos Grove Tube Station, Frances took to trains in his early years. It was at the age of five that he first engaged in locomotive intercourse.

Throughout his childhood, the young prince's affinity for trains ,and occasionally trams, would be the target of merciless bullying, leading to a mental breakdown at the age of 8 and 3/17. This resulted in his first school shooting, amassing a kill count of 72 - Local papers labelled the young boy as a psychopath, but his mother, Diana Ross, was adamant it was only a phase, leading to the reduction of his previously acquired millennia long jail sentence to a period of 21 hours.

Frances teenage years drastically molded his personality, with continuous substance abuse (in particular contact adhesive) gained him a reputation around the station, with ticket officers eventually terminating his season rail pass. His fury following the event led to him running away from his birthplace, eventually settling in a Dixie Fried Chicken on Hornsey High Street. A diet of budget southern fried chicken (occasionally pigeon) strips and kebab meat caused the eighteen year old prince to suffer a mild heart attack. He awoke in a hospital bed 2 years after the event, following on from him entering a coma once being put into the special needs ward, Frances leapt out of bed in a furious rage, slaughtering 3 nurses and an autistic young-adult in the process, leaving judges astounded at his mother's, Diana Ross', previous mis-guess regarding his anger management troubles.

Following on from a conversion to Islam (mainly accredited to former heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson), Frances was reunited with his father, Adam Sandler, to both parties' delight. Mr Sandler sadly passed away soon after their meeting, leaving the mantle of ruler of Chinese Taipei to the then 21 year old.

## Special talents

Autism, ADHD, body dysmorphia, gender dysphoria, jet ski licence.
Ahn Ti-Bekhi

## Ahn Tilothama Bekhi

"This lady will not hesitate to captivate the racers with her dancing to distract them from the race if it means that her husband, Vithalbhai Bekhi can win."

## Appearances

### Debut

Character Kart racing

Ahn Tilothama Bekhi is a famous Indian Dancer.

## Special talents

Ahn Tilothama Bekhi has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Her talents consist of:

Dancing
Mecca

## Mecca Pilgrimage

Mash'allah we are all racist now

This is one of the courses in the series. Please race and be racist. being racist is good (This is what my mother told me)

## The Facts

Mecca pilgrimage was a widely requested racetrack that was requested to be included in the game by very wide people. It features 7 mandatory laps around the Kabba. It is compulsory for all Islam players to choose this course at least once when they play the game.

## Trivia

On this track there are many Islamic NPCs. Insh'allah you will complete the track without hitting any of them.

This track cannot be played between 2:30AM and 4:65AM, attempting to do so anyway will softlock the game and a 480p image of your Grandmother will permanerntly be displayed on the screen of whatever console you were playing on (144p in the french version)

The soundtrack of this course is a bass boosted jazz remix of the call to prayer, sung in Taiwanese (which is like chinese but they don't own it yet)

I don't know who the man in the corner is
Isabelle

"this adorable little doggy won't hesitate to leave you in the dust!"

Isabelle is a playable character in the fictional Video game "character Kart Racing". She was in a romantic relationship with Doom Guy from the Doom franchise, then later married him in 1984.

## Default Vehicle

Isabelle's Primary mode of transport is a Yellow 1978 Morris Allegro which is a combination of both the Austin Allegro and the Morris Marina. the car is customized to fit Isabelle's style sporting a yellow paint job and a Personalized registration plate that reads "I5AB3L1E". The Vehicles stereo also plays a heavy metal version of the Animal Crossing New horizons theme tune, which could relate to Isabelle's music tastes.

Isabelle's car in the Squad was a Morris Allegro but it was destroyed in the episode where Red shoots the gas tank of \*Luke's\* \*Range Rover\* and the High voltage battery line of \*loona's\* \*Prius\* " prior to the games creation, her replacement car is downloadable as a DLC. but the developers preferred how matching the original car was to Isabelle's style.

## Special talents

Isabelle has a number of special talents similar to Chad Rex

Isabelle's talents consist of:

Roadblock: Isabelle has the authority to pull the player over and stall them. the full sequence forces the player into last place however the player can escape Isabelle's blockade by rapidly pressing the drift button.

Parking fine: Isabelle can can apply a large parking fine sticker to the players vehicle windshield. this works in a similar way to the ink squid in Mario kart, impairing the players vision temporarily. although the game is played in third person the screen is covered with an image of a parking slip which blows away after 5 seconds.

Ram: the Ram ability is given to all characters and is activated by using the D pad or arrow keys. depending on the button being pressed the player can either sideswipe, rear end or brake check opponents. NPCs can also use this feature if a player gets too close.
Missile Command Cartridge

Missile Command is a cartridge game for the Atari 2600

## Background

This particular Missile Command has been extensively modified by Chad Rex to take inputs from the Atari 2600's controller and translate them to control actual guided missiles, which he has used to great effect to perform Surprise Kinetic Structural Modifications to any building of his choice. It was also destroyed in 2012 by the Madagascan Pochard when Chad Rex forgot to give it it's weekly bread.

## In Game Effect

Once acquired, the Missile Command Cartridge item is entirely useless unless the player has also picked up the Atari 2600 item, which considering there is only one item slot in game, is impossible, rendering the item completely useless anyway.

If it could be used, the combination of the Atari 2600 and Missile Command Cartridge would enable the player to fire 3 guided rockets at any racer of their choice, at the cost of reduced steering speed. Once a rocket hits a racer, they will spontaneously combust, and will be replaced by a billboarded texture of a roast duck, perhaps in reference to the Madagascan Pochard that destroyed the original system.
Anya Forger

"I smell dead people"

Anya Forger is one of the default characters in Character Kart Racing 3: Desomd Tutu's Track Day. Her use is currently banned in competitive racing.

## Bio

Anya started life as a humble school student. Diligent in her studies and kind to her classmates, Anya was blessed with a peaceful life. Her parents did their best to raise her to be a model citizen. She did not gain any public noteriety until she became Jackie Chan's Tiquando instructor.

After coming into the public light, she opened up her own law agency in an effort to help her father get out of a tight legal situation involving the current Queen of Spain, Astolfo. The law firm proved to be so overwealmingly successful that it ended up being driving force that eventually allowed children to own automatic weapons. Her life continued to grow more successful after she managed to spin a horrifying event where 5 school kids shot up a local warmart as a feel-good holiday story for the American people. It's heartwarming undertones and sense of communal unity inspired Theodore Roosevelt to invent time travel and award Anya a Nobel Peace Prize for her article. Theodore's act of time-travel would have changed the world had he not been stabbed by a Romanian 40 seconds after bestowing Anya with her award.

Her fame and carrer came crashing to a halt after it was revealed she was having intimite relations with her pet dog Timmothy Bondage. The public outcry caused by The Guardian's reporting on the situation forced her to retire early and go into hiding. In a twist of fate Chad Rex came into contact with Anya during her hiding and had Isis bomb The Guardian HQ flat as a romantic gesture. It is rumored that they had a typical gypsy wedding somewhere of the Chillean coast.

## Default Vehicle

Anya Forger's default vehicle is a Eden Academy school bus retro fitted with three Rolls-Royce Trent 900 jet engines. This would make it the fastest kart in the game, however it's abysmal handling rating means plays needs to be very careful when driving at speed.

## Special talents

Anya Forger has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Her talents consist of:

Telepathy: Anya can read the minds of anyone on the racetrack. It doesn't help in any way but it's a thing she can do.

Cute: Her adorable looks allow her to charm some of the other racers, causing them to let her win.

Becky: Anya can ask her war-hardened best friend to assassinate any of the racers before the race. This will also cause them to be unselectable in future races until they are revived by a necromancer.
Trevor Evans

*"The residents of Pontypandy will burn."*

"Your grandmother and mine are one and the same."

He is one of the children of Chad Rex. You can tell that by just looking at him.

## Default Vehicle

Trevor Evans flies across the track in the Battle Bus. He is thusly the leader of Fortnite, boosting the diversity of the game significantly.

## Special talents

Trevor Evans is a man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Trevor Evans' talents consist of:

Allowing Reggie to drop off the Battle Bus - And meet some of you on the Battlefield in Fortnite.

Kicking Fireman Sam in the shins - He has done this on more than one occassion.
Live At The Royal Wedding

Live At The Royal Wedding is the second live album by musician Mark Jonathan Davis under the pseudonym of Richard Cheese. It includes recording of his live performance at the royal wedding reception for Prince William & Catherine Middleton at Buckingham Palace in London, England and was originally released by Coverage Records on April 29, 2011.
Soy Kangaroo

"The hour of my wife's boyfriend draws near."

*"Perhaps you might relinquish the Xbox to me now. I strongly believe it is my turn to use it."*

The Soy Kangaroo is quite the feeble and pathetic little man, but he believes he is living his best life.

## Bio

He may look like every other Kangaroo but he is special in his own way. When he was 14 years old, he discovered Marxism as a political ideology and it completely consumed his existence. His desktop background is a rainbow coloured hammer and sickle. His school careers advisor suggested that he sign up with the local Antifa branch, but this is now widely known to have been an excuse to have him branded as a domestic terrorist and expelled due to the fact that no one at his school could stand the sight of him.

Because of his sickly constitution, he did not prove physically capable of rioting or smashing elderly ideological enemies over the head with bricks. As a result of this he was relegated to being a social media manager. He took to this role and his entire personality now consists of progressive slogans and virtue signalling.

He is pansexual and identifies as non-binary.

## Special talents

The soy kangaroo possesses many talents, similar to Chad Rex, though they aren't as special as his wife's boyfriend has lead him to believe.

Said talents are limited to:

-Watching the house - Soy Kangaroo will obediently watch the house whilst his wife is out partying with her boyfriend.

-Xbox gaming - Despite only being permitted an hour of play per day, Soy Kangaroo is quite good at Call of Duty.

-Consumption of Milk - The soy kind, of course.
Zionist Bee

"From the river to the sea, I'm the Zionist Bee!"

### Relatives

Stingo, Darren Harbinger Bee, Reverend Horse Bee, Curtis Cleaner Bee, Parkinsons Bee, Exam Taker Bee, Store Closer Bee, Phillipina Bee, Phillip Bee

### Occupation

Jewish Leader, Philosopher, Pharisee, Prophet

## Appearances

### Debut

the founding of Israel

*"The Jews will rise again, I'm aware this is correct."*

The Zionist Bee is the embodiment of Judaism and the ancestor of all known Bees. it is thusly the case that the Bees are ethnic Jews.

## Default Vehicle

The Zionist Bee does not drive. He walks around the track at a reasonable speed.

## Special talents

The Zionist Bee is a man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex. His talents include but are not limited to:

-Insider trading - The Zionist Bee will put family members into every known position of power, allowing money to easily be passed between them. This makes the Bee family better equipped than anyone to take advantage of supermarket deals.

-Prophecy - The Zionist Bee accurately predicted the American Great Depression. He was in a position to stop it from happening but he didn't want to because he does not believe Americans are valuable.

-Controlling Society - Using his influence as a globalist leader, he decides the outcome of all political elections.
Character Kart Racing 10 - Hitler's Rise

### Mode

Singleplayer, Co-op and Versus Multiplayer (Local and Online), NFT Gacha, Farming Simulation, Benjamin Ahmed Chode AI Chatbot, "Learn Iranian with Habibi", "Learn racial slurs with Inkling Boy", Battle Royale, Boss Rush, Minigames, "Are you a Furry" AI Facial Scan, Character Model Viewer, Tower Defence, Donkey Kong Dating Simulator

## System requirements

12 African Children

Character Kart Racing 10: Hitler's Rise (Otherwise known as Character Kart Racing X: Hitler's Rise) is a wonderful game to play with the grand parents. It is when Chad Rex and the gang face off in the final battle against Stingo. He cannot be defeated.

**"Playing this game helped me learn how build strong relationships with children."** - Bill Clinton

**"Human desires can be... much likened to a river flowing. All humanity yearns for it... the endless now. That is why I'm here, you'll find."** - Big Chris

**"It didn't fit in my Gamecube."** - George Herd.

**"I gave it to my son for christmas and he burst into tears. I then hit him with a metal pipe."** - Demha Hamian

**"It doesn't have the new state of the art Bio-Diesel they've been rolling out?"** - The Weekly Reggin

## Known Issues

Attention. If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure.
Ian's ID

"Psst. Hey kid. You want a copy of Ian's ID?"

Ian's ID is a rare item that can only be found in Character Kart Racing 4: Frontiers. It lets you access private infromation meant only for Ian. It does not help you in races.

## Background

Ian's ID was brought into the public market after Ian died a tragic death at a water purification plant. One of his fellow employees decided that using his ID card to make lots of money was a good idea to fund his funeral. This did have the unintended side effect of leaking many Government secrets that were being held in the plant for whatever reason. This lead to the Bite of '87 which killed some random kid nobody cares about.

## In Game Effect

When acquired, Ian's ID card will allow you to access Ian's private data hidden in the world's water purification plant. This can also access a hidden side quest where you carpet bomb Saudi Arabia.

## Special Powers

Let's you access things only Ian was allowed to.
Florbus Glumpf

### Appears in

Finding Nemo, Shark Attack, Deadliest Catch (S6 E12), Jaws (The Channel 4 Docuseries)

### Debut

AQA Textbook

Florbus P. Glumpf is a legendary Pokemon with numerous god-like abilities. He was never born, yet he exists for eternity. He rose to prominence following his legal case regarding the fondling of numerous children, who at the time were under the 'protection' of Phillip N. Bee. (Phillip was noted to have claimed he was 'filling their hearts with glee', however law enforcement assumed he was rather filling their orifices with an undisclosed liquid.)

Florbus lived a particularly extraordinary life for a fishboy, a race who tend to florb and glumpf their way through a short lifespan - Florbus, on the other hand, was immortal, as previously mentioned - This lead to his domination and conquer of the small island nation of Africa.

## Bio

A subscriber to gay atrocities, Florbus Glumpf frequented public bathrooms in order to view a range of sexual acts, usually (but not always) deemed disgusting by the general public. His defence for this heinous crime was that his multi-gendered personality had caused a rift in the space-time continuum, causing him to like men (This has recently been found to be the cause of sexual immorality, mostly encompassing people of a gay persuasion).

Florbus was born as part of a spawn of twelve-trillion other frogboys, solidifying the fact he would never receive any parental affection. It is worth noting at this stage that all frogboys are in fact multi-gendered, and all attributed to the race have a likelihood of 12/10 of becoming homosexual.

Due to not speaking a language from birth, Florbus was forced to teach himself a loose dialect of Swahili, a Kenyan based African language. This is noted to have been strange due to his conception in South Essex. Florbus quickly grew a pair of legs, and acquired a snazzy teal button-down shirt from a patron of the Sealife centre, who Florbus brutally murdered to obtain the garment.

At the age of 452, Florbus took an interest in association football, delving into a range of tactical books and academical works in regards to sports psychology and science. He quickly rose through the ranks of non-league football, where he began his managerial career with Cambridge City FC. He became renowned for his aggressive style of football, which resulted in the death of over 60 players throughout his managerial career. Florbus' highest accolade as a coach was his treble win with Real Madrid which came in the year 2032, lifting the league cup, league title and champions league within the same season.

Glumpf was later ousted from the professional sporting community after he had come out as homosexual shortly after his appointment as manager of Nottingham Forest. He became the first fishboy and non-human to manage a sporting side ever, as well as the first to be sacked in disgrace due to his sexuality.

## Special talents

* Florbation
* Glumpfocity
* Child murder
* Gay sex
Fag To Bee

Someone shoot him, for the good of humanity.

### Relatives

Stingo (Cousin), Darren Harbinger Bee, Reverend Horse Bee , Parkinsons Bee, Curtis Cleaner Bee, Exam Taker Bee, Zionist Bee

## Appearances

### Debut

The Last of Us Part III

*"I'm the Fag to Bee, and he's the man for me!"*

The Fag to Bee is a sexually divergent Bee and an aspiring sodomite who really ought to straighten himself out. He spends every waking hour of every day chasing after a particular man with whom he has an unhealthy obsession. Said man is aware of this, and maintains a distance of at least 3m at all times.

He is missing 2 teeth because he is too busy to attend the dentist.

## Bio

The Fag to Bee is an embarrassment to his parents, both of whom have disowned him.

## Default Vehicle

The Fag to Bee runs around the track in pursuit of a certain man. He is unable to beat this man however, always finishing 3m behind...

## Special talents

The Fag to Bee is a Man of many talents, none of which align with the values of Chad Rex.

His talents include, but are not limited to:

-Liking Men (Far more than any male Bee ever should) - Sane people would call this anything but a talent, however for the Fag to Bee, it is his life.

-Running - Though he does so for unsavoury reasons, The Fag to Bee has a knack for jogging, and never gets tired out.

-Obtaining Restraining Orders - The Fag to Bee has accumulated a number of restraining orders that legally require him to refrain from pursuing a certain man.

-Ignoring Restraining Orders
The Sauce Man

"It's Saucein' Time"

THE SAUCE MAN IS THE MAN OF SAUCE. THERE IS NO SAUCE WITHOUT THE SAUCE MAN.

## Bio

HE WAS BORN INTO THE SAUCE, MOULDED BY IT. HE IS THE GIVER OF ALL SAUCE. HE IS THE SAUCE. THE WORLD WILL KNOW SAUCE.

## Default Vehicle

THE SAUCE MAN IS ABOVE MORTAL METHODS OF TRANSPORT AND WILL SAUCE HIS WAY TO VICTORY.

## Special talents

The Sauce Man has a wide array of talents, similar Chad Rex.

His talents consist of:

SAUCE: HE WILL GIVE UNTO THE RACERS HIS SAUCE

SAUCE: SAUCE

SAUCE: THERE *WILL* BE SAUCE
The omnipotent bee

"I am the omnipotent bee"

### Aliases

Alpha and the Obeega, Slayer of beedophiles, The pollenator, Beehovah, The Beedeemer, Beemannuel

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Phillip Bee (exclusive spin-off appearance)

### Appears in

This wiki

The Omnipotent Bee is the true deity and overlord of the Character Kart Racing series. He has no known birth, as he is believed by many to be eternal.

He is one of few bee characters to not indulge in child sexual activity.

## Bio

The origin of who many call 'Beehovah' is unknown and is a topic to be strayed from studying. His holy and pure nature is deemed to be too glorious to even dwell upon - This has lead to speculation, followed by immediate death via sting to any who attempt to solve the miraculous mystery of the Bee Lord's origins.
Character Kart Racing 2

## Character Kart Racing 2: Electric Boogaloo

Character Kart Racing 2: Electric Boogaloo was a game developed by Ryen Industries and THQ Venesuela as a Nintendo 2DS exclusive. It was released on the 13th of January, 2013.

**"Literally the worst game ever made. Gave my grandma kidney stones"** - Nintendo Life

## Synopsis

Character Kart Racing 2's storyline is notably similar to the first game. This is due to the game being built from the first game and shoddily rebranded as a new game, so much so that the final battle is completely identical to the first game except for a sepia filter that is applied to the camera. The very minor changes to the story do not warrant it being classified as a new game and fans of the series often consider this a "remimagieing" of the first game. This piss-poor respect for the game and the brand have earned this game the title of the worst Character Kart Racing game ever made.

## Development

Development was belived to be handled entirely by a child sweatshop. It was kept a secret for the entirety of the game's development right up until some angry fans doxxed the site after it's pitiful release. Elon Musk was so angered by this that he took the executive staff of THQ Venesuela and shot them into the sun. His efforts were rewarded by Bandi-Namco Jamacia by adding him into the third game.

Partway through development THQ Venesuela came under fire from the IRS for helping American workers evaid taxes. This resulted in all operations ceasing work in order for them to be completely audited. Naturally, the children working on Character Kart 2 had to be hidden away to avoid further legal trouble. It was revealed by a rouge AI, that one of the children accidentally created while working on the game's start menu, that the children were piled into a container and loaded onto a ship that was parked 2,000 miles from the coast. There was not enough food and water inside the container and it's belived most of the workforce perished inside.

## Known Issues

Booting up the game without an internet connection will cause the game to immidiately crash upon selecting a character.

The material mapping is wrong on almost every track, casusing the textures to be missaligned.

Installing the DLC content without booting the game up for the first time will cause the 2DS console to reboot everytime you attempt to load the game.

After exactly 5 hours of playtime the game will suffer from a horrendous memory leak that will render the game completely unplayable.
Bee Mobile

"Ooh! You're under three! hop in and I'll fill your heart with glee!

## Physical Appearance

The Bee Mobile, also referred to as the Phil Mobile, is the personal van of Phillip N. Bee in the fictional video game series "Character Kart Racing".

It is primarily used for filling the hearts of children with glee thanks to the many gifts contained in the back, however it can also be used in races, making Phillip Bee a professional racist.

## Trivia

It has two bee heads on it. These are actually images of Phillip's face.

It has the horse power of all known horses

Buzz off.