Surreal tesseracts

## Surreal Tesseract utilization

Surreal tesseracts are objects that manifest within the realm of surreal memes. They commonly attack anyone who comes by them (unless they are their creator or deem'd safe by them), but are extremely useful for other uses.

An example of this is to create SUCC juice. SUCC juice is consumed by Meme Man and Meme Man Jr.

### Tests

 Utilization test 2: Fully stacked diamonds
 Utilization test 3: C o m p u T e Hardware

### Practical innovations involving tesseracts

1. A tesseract-powered tesseract
2. A power-tesseracted tesseract
3. A minecraft mob farm created using 12 tesseracts
4. 45th dimensional warper, created using tesseracts and FLEX SEAL technology
5. paper that only has 3 sides, the third disguised as a tesseract
6. A beam of light, used to **f r y** vegetals. The beam emits from a tesseract.
7. 1024 tesseracts are obtained and inserted within a giant machine to make the multiverse's first ever tesseract universal S.U.C.C. generator, able of powering 0084 283 00 01 homes at once.

## Surreal Tesseracts within the metasphere

Lately, Surreal tesseracts have been sighted within the metasphere. As most are oblivious to the consequences, Orb Industries have initiated a campaign to raise awareness of the destructive consequences of surreal tesseracts existing where they should not be.

A **summary** of the implications:

* Fully stacked diamonds existing in the multiverse
* Small egg as opposed to big egg
* Orang managing Orb Industries
* Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
* CC-BY-SA 4.0
* Do not read water text
* The time is nigh

A total of $chr.egg339 monet has been raised to put a cease to this phenomenon. You can also donate to their cause here.

"*Great efforts have been put in to stop it, but without the Council of the ancients, a major stakeholder,'s support, we would never be able to progress so much."* - Long boi, founder of Orb Industries.

## Tesseract production and safety

Production of tesseracts for evil are **i l l e g a l** by order of the council of the ancients. However, it is known that this procedure can be carried out to make a tesseract for educationall purpossess:

### How to make a tesseract unillegally

Follow these steps carefully. Should you make a ***mistanke***, you will have to press the undo button until you are at the start again. Keep trying till you succeed.

1. Obtain 1 neutron star.
2. Borrow a 4th dimensional portal from a reliable source. Remember kkids, never use stuf likke this without urr mim's permission and supervision
3. Model a 3-d cube composed of tungsten and a feather. This step is easiest.
4. Press F13 on your keyboard to continue
5. Read the book *speed of a shanpe* by Fusion. Ask for permission by travelling to 8/12
6. Licence your content as CC-BY-SA
7. Obtain a compute softtware known as SURREALHAKKER, download available online
8. conntect your c o m p u T e to a coffee machine while operating Surrealhakker
9. Insert neutron star and 4th dimensional portal, along with 3d cube into the cofvefe macchine
10. While your screen is displaying **'ACTIVATE HARDWARE'**, press the 'ignore order' button on the cofe machine and then press 'CC-BY-SA confirmation', and then utter the first words of page 213 of *sppedd of a shanpe*
11. Your cofee machine must be glowing bright blue. When it turns white, say 'TESSERACT' and you shall receive it

A tesseract of varying size will solidify in your presence within the coffeee macchne. It should glow a green hue, but cease gradually after a few minutes. **DO NOT TOUCHH THE TESSERACC. IT WILL SHOOT BEEMS OF LIGHT AT YOU WHENN FRESSHLY CREATED. YOU WILL BE DISINTEGRARTED.** After it cools down its heat, you can toucch it with your bare hands. However, do not consume it. The size of the tesseracc may range from 20cm to 35 cmm in diametr. It is *spinning* by default.

### Safe tesseract care

After acquiring a tesseract, it is imperative to take good care of it. Special needs may be revised for your own unique tesseract. For how to contain a tesseract adequately, consult your nearest dimenshional doktor (DD). But the generic guidelines for containing a tesseract are:

* Store tesseract in an enclossed area, ideal is 1.5m x 1.5m x 2m
* Keep temp at 11 degrees C0Lsius
* Do not expose it to COLoures, sentientt or otherwise
* It is wise to ensure that it does not explonde
* When used in experiments, have a clear button prepared
* Tesseract will emit light occasionally, of varying colour. If it hums, that is normal. If it talks like a sentint being, then that is not normal. You must contact your system administrator immediately.
* When tesseracc is licenced under CC-BY-SA, you can modify others tesseracts as long as creditt is givn.
* *R**eali*****s***Ze* that it is polyhedron is **NO**
* Expose to modern surreal memes daily. They can be found at r/surrealmemes
* If your tesseract is vibrating gentlyn, it meens that you are watching anime. If this happens, stop watching it. Too much vibration will cause it to explode. If you really want to ***watcch***, it is advised that you go to a dodecahedron for additinional advice on tesseract care
* If you tesseract is jumping up and down, it meanns that you are playing minecraft. This is actually beneficial to the tesseract. However it may hit the ceiling and/or the floor too hard and explode. Keep an e y e on it
* If you are going to the physical manifestation of any subredditt, bring it along with you. It usually likes upvotes and will eat them. However, it will eat them

When a tesseracc reaches 234\*2736/[;] years of age, it will explode naturally. This is normal like the death of other things in life. Remember to record videos to reminiscence about ol days. Note that their lifespan is comparatively longer than separatist-orangists.

### If you regret creating a tesseranct

Under rare circumstance where you ***regrett*** making a tesseractn (unlikely) , you can use flex tape to patch its existence from reality. Be sure to do this in the realm of ye8284f]{}.c4, as choerjr.eggssdd will not tolerate flat hackers

The tesseract will be transported to higher planes of existence. if you ever do transcend then you might see it again in the upper realms. Howeever it is not sure why anyone would throw away a tesseract; they are nice looking and healthy for your mental health.

## History of tesseracts

Over the years, tesseracts have gone through many changes and events. Read below to find out moren about the tim e s ta mps of the past significant to tesseracc. From the ancient to the current, tesseraccs increase in popularity and function the higher the time. As of now, 888@3019374^@ milltyep peoples use the tesserancts. There are more than 2 uses for them.

Note that only ACTUAL confirmed events are shown. For a full list, *c o n s u l t* the council.

### Ancient Era

* -12838 BC: tesseracts are invented by chr.egg (not filler by the wayn)
* -1938 BC: tesseracts are widely recognized around the multiverse due to their versatility. Their practical uses are finally discovered
* -234 BC: Meme man acquires a tesseract from Orang. It exploded instantly, removing meme man from the timeline of !\*#&&^^^^^
* -183 BC: Tesseracts have 22345858\*\*&#6 verse-wide owners.
* -172 BC: Tesseract users exceed a uffrrsillion.
* -24 BC: Tessera*cts are now a key part of surreal science and innovation.*

### Medieval Era

* *100 AD: Tesseracts = good bois*
* *138 AD: THE c U B e himself has attained a tesseract. With the knowledge of the ancients, he devised a complex defense mechanism against pillars and vegetal.*
* *234 AD: Tesseracts g*ain 2~8!`4 users in a single month.
* 266 AD: Tesseract videos are licenced under CC-BY-SA.
* 636 AD: Tesseracts have gained the power to recognize what their userrs are watching currently.
* 973 AD: Tesseracts are used in many other timelines as well.
* 1276 AD: A large number of Tesseracts were consumed by the Omniscronchulon. However, he was quickly subdued and recaptured by Money face before devastation could **occur**.
* 1536 AD: When tesseracts started becoming **S E N T I E N T** the council decided to take a vote. They voted on whether the sentient tesseracts should be destroyed or contained, or have freedom. The following table below shows their **opinions**.

 Stand
 Power
 Total scores: Contained: 2.5 Destroyed: 1 Have freedom: 0.5 - CONTAINED

Shortly after the vote, the members of the council sent them into **yamnation**. They are, however, still slowly making their way to the void, where it is more diverse.

* 1694 AD: The transportation rate of sentient tesseracts reach 26(71) per month.

### Modern Era

* 1736 AD: Tesseracts are used to power homes.
* 1882 AD: Tesseract production is disrupted due to the high amount of I̵͔̩̰̹̭̯̗̊̅̀H̶̻͒̍W̷̡̫̬̟̞̯͎̘̩͈͓̠̿͐̓̃͂͛̏̔̏́͆̈́̅͠N̵̻͚͈̜̹͎̥̙͔͙̰͖͍̔́̍̈́́͆̿̎̕Y̵̠̼͚̤̘͒͒͛͝D̷̞̰̤̠͙̻̫̩̑͛̎͋͘̚E̸̛̤̱̬͈͕͐̑͆̑͋̌͋͑̕G̵̦̝̼̅̍͗y̷̨̛̳̲̣̬̰̟̤͎̪͔̹̘̞͈̆̂͌̂̑̊̏͒͑̎̏̇͛̏ĕ̴̡̤̱̜͈̪̼̃̋͛͐͑̏͛̍̚͝ȗ̷̧̮͙̻̝͚͍̯̪̻̓̾̀̕ḙ̷̢̫̩̘͚͍͍̝̗̳̊̀̐̒͗̌͂̋̑͝m̷̗͔̥̲̣̬͇̈̈͋͆e̸̼̍͋͘ỳ̵̡̢̡̰͎̘̣̺̒̽̔͆̐͝ͅf̴̭̾̈́͂̈́̂̔̕̕m̸̨̘̪̤͈͎̤̤͕̺̘̮̙̟̜̃̀̄̽͌̈́̈́͘. However, the council resolves this via interdimensional communication, resulting in peace.
* 1!!@$ AD: Tesseracts are referenced in hoomanne litterature. They are said to be 4-dimensional cubes. However this is incorrect, they are not cube. They have bigg holes in them.
* 2&%@ AD: Tesseracts are used to indicate that one is watching certain types of material.
* 2020 AD: Production of tesseraccs is disrupted due to Covidd-19.

The history of tesseracts is still largely growing; There are some useful functions of tesseracc for other puposes.

## How to train your tesseract

This section will address the use of tesseracts for various uses. Most tesseracts are semi-sentient, and this enables them to do taskks. They can perform simple tasks such as traverse within timelines or apply force on an object, however, there is commonly a procedure to instruct the tesseract and command it as you wish.

### Traverse to another reality

These simple guides will be narrated in steps.

1. Chant 'YSdnei JSsjw IHswuww insnns' 452 times exactly.
2. Say 'wwwwwwwwwww' the 453rd time.

All tesseracts within 14 metres of you should do your bidding. However, if there is a mistake in your chanting, they will turn hostile. Your own tesseract, however, will not attack you.

If you acccidnetally utilized too mucch power, wield scronch and yeet some.

### Create S U C C vortex

There are two methodns to create succ vortex. It is recommended to use the first as it is ***E A S Y***.

#### Methond 1

You will have cause to acquire the following ingredients:

* S U C C juice
* 5@&#^T17[P#{/'3[
* ***FLEX TAPE***
* chrome
* Circular cuboid
* Tetrahedron and dodacahedron
* Large dddd
* wwwwwww\

Procedure to manufacture the succ vortex: (***WARNINNG:** If you utilize inadequately, the suucc vortex will explode in a frennzy of blue ligght. DO NOT ACQUIRE SPHERE IN PRESENCE and shark boi)*

1. Use tesseract to consume SUCC juice
2. (@K&&$!:"?$\_{#\_3-4@\*&6-5
3. Use contribution in chrome, 1+1 = 3
4. Acquire circular cuboid from tetrahedron
5. pay ***virtuale monet***
6. Increase fluency
7. Insert wwwwwww\ into dddd
8. DOne

You should behold a succ vortex appearing in your bedromm. If you do not want to see it consume vegetal for whateveer resonn, add a piece of meme essence into it

#### Methodn 2

This methond is ***H A R D D*** as you will have to congregate numericall valuesn. If you do nott wish to tocch your lifeline then do nott use this methonds. AAAAAAAA

You will understand the reasonsn to obtain the list of ingredients:

* Apple of acceleratoion
* druid
* B R U H
* Small letter %22 with number 123 material
* ~~***AAAAAAAA***~~
* 223 - -133 amountn of *S P E E D*
* @\*@@\* within the exoverse
* THE BLOODN
* an entity traversing throughn the verse you inhabitt
* ~~3d object with power~~ ***[ERROR 404: ITEM DOES NOT EXIST]***

Standard Creation Procedures (SCP):

1. SUCC the appel
2. beg the druid to ***S C R O N C H*** the entityn
3. ***B R U H***
5. Use BLOOD N to mummify the body
6. OH NOES there is POLICCE
7. ESCAPADE BOI
8. ***Increase @\*@@\* with immense force exertion***
9. COnvert it to speed and run from policce
10. Use AAAAA to finish procedure
11. DOnen

AT thos point you are escaping policce but you should see a blacc hole that SUCCs them in and they will be ***S C R O N C H E D*** oof

12. Press F to pay respecc

If you do not wish to entice POLLICC then do not do the procedure. Soon the mummy will S C R O N C H you in a futile attempt. **REsIstn** the s u c c and let gon't.