Beauty Pageants

Ericka: Good morning, everyone!

Spy: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care. I just want to know what panties you're wearing today.

Ericka: Um… ~lifts up her nightgown~

Spy: ~looks at Ericka's panties, which have a puppy on them~ PUPPIES! （＾∇＾）

Ericka: Yes, puppies are cute. For whatever reason, I'm gonna put friendship bracelets on my Wii remote and DualShock 2.

Spy: It'll shock you twice!

Ericka: Operation make friendship bracelets begins.

Chloe: OH NO YOU DON'T! ~attacks Ericka~

~some time later but still on the same day~

Spy: I WANT A SALAD ~makes a salad~

Aramine: La la la la la. Look at my new PS2!

Spy: I don't FUCKING care.

Floella Pattipot: ~barges in out of nowhere~ Ericka said she wanted friendship bracelets, here are four! Ta-ra! ~leaves~

Spy: Cool cool ~puts a friendship bracelet on his dick~

Aramine: EWWW! GET ME A BARF BAG! I'M GONNA BE SICK ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Ericka: Here are my friendship bracelets! ~takes the three remaining ones and puts one on her Wii Remote and two on her DualShock 2~

Chloe: ~rolls her eyes at Ericka~ 🎶 I get it cracking like a bad back, bitch talking she the quee- 🎶

Ericka: ~puts her finger over Chloe's mouth~ I hate that song.

Aramine: Dear Chloe… 🎶 Bügün hayat! ~I can't write out the rest of the lyrics, ‘cuz I don't speak Turkish, sorry for the inconvenience~ 🎶

~the next day~

Spy: ~a bee flies in and he tries to swat it away~ 🎶 Bee 🎶

Aramine: 🎶 Night 🎶

Chloe: ~takes out some money~ 🎶 Money 🎶 ~throws the money~

Ericka: Why?

Aramine: 🎶 Plastic dog 🎶

Ericka: Um…what? Why?

~a week afterwards~

Ericka: ~looks at Chloe~ Me and you are going to enter a beauty pageant and I will not take no for answer!

Chloe: Uhh…

Ericka: Where's the hair dye? I'm gonna dye my hair blonde!

Chloe: Good for you?

Ericka: This is a beauty pageant I'm talking about! I have to look muy glamurosa!

Chloe: Why do I have to take part in the beauty pageant?

Ericka: Because…

Chloe: Why?

Ericka: 🎶…you know I'm all about that bass, ‘bout that bass, no treble 🎶

Chloe: So, that essentially means you can't think of a real reason. True?

Ericka: Whatever! Just get glamorous! We gotta win the beauty pageant!

Chloe: Can you help me?

Ericka: Sure! ~dresses Chloe up like she's going on Toddlers and Tiaras~

Chloe: Are you sure about this outfit?

Ericka: YES! We gotta get to the auditions! No time to waste!

~at the auditions~

Receptionist: Who are you?

Ericka: I am Ericka, and that's Chloe.

Receptionist: Your audition is together and it is at 4pm.

Chloe: What time is it now?

Ericka: 10am.

Chloe: Ugh! Six hours! I could have spent it productively, but no, I have to spend it waiting in line for the audition for some stupid beauty pageant!

Ericka: Shh! You can use your phone, can't you? That's what I'm doing.

Chloe: I don't want to wait for six hours in this waiting room looking like a Toddlers and Tiaras wannabe that's been thrown in the dumpster!

Ericka: And?

Chloe: I guess I'll just while away the hours on my phone!

~5 hours and 55 minutes later~

Katelynn: That's my audition all done and dusted!

Someone: Ericka and Chloe's auditions are starting!

Ericka: ~jumps like a little girl~ Yay!

Chloe: Noooo!

~in the audition room~

Ericka: Hi! This is Ericka, and that's- ~shoves Chloe~

Chloe: Chloe!

~later~

Ericka: That's our audition all done!

Chloe: WHY THE HELL DID YOU SABOTAGE IT?!

Ericka: Sorry! At least we both got accepted!

Chloe: I can't wait to go home and get this hideous outfit off and get my pyjamas on.

~at home~

Ericka: ~dragging Chloe in by the hair~ Hi, everyone! We're back and we're better than ever!

Emily: So, how did the auditions go?

Ericka: They went great!

Chloe: THIS OUTFIT IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. ~goes to her room and gets changed, then pops out in her pyjamas~ Ta-da!

~the next morning~

Ericka: I'm certain I'll be the beauty pageant queen and wow everyone!

Chloe: Why did you sabotage my audition?

Ericka: I didn't!

Chloe: Yes you did!

Ericka: No I didn't!