Kei Wylder

Most recent self portrait

### Relatives

Erika (Sister), Vivienne (Maternal figure), Nico (basically sibling), Tsaacho (sexy friend)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Dark brown

> *"Send him to the high tower."*
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Kei Wylder is the King of the Lycheerean Empire, an active member of the Pariahs. As a transmasc nonbinary person, their struggles lie mostly in finding their true gender and the occasional touch-starved yearning. Their interests include writing and drawing.

## Appearance

Short sweatered shitlord with the oh-so iconic ponytail and g-shock watch. Usually seen with glasses and a mask now. Due to quarantine, they are really pale now like really pale have you fucking seen my feet it is so fucking white its insane

## Personality

I am literally a fucking disaster that is all you ever need to know about me; Im quiet if were not close but Im loud as shit if were close, mark my words you dont need to hear wylder scream compilation to know how loud i am

omg Im an aries sun, aquarius moon, and a virgo ascendant

## Works

* The Moon Mistress (Short Story)
* Tying a Red String (Novel)

## Background

The pisay scholar with immense backpain had their roots in Ateneo and continues onward through with their life in PSHS.

### Early Life

I dont like addu I was bullied, a lot, but like you know [insert soemthing about having parent issues because im mentally ill like that] + I didnt have any friends at all my best friend was the internet but even then I was only into anime

### Now

Pisay changed me so much ily erda and ily lycheerean shitshows

## Relationships

### Actual Relatives

#### Erika Empress

My actual literal sister she's super nice there was this one time that she was driving but she wanted to eat this burrito so she made me drive while I was in the passengers seat while she ate the burrito

### Soldier Poet King Trio

#### Nico

Met the poet ass bitch in brighterminds before highschool actually started we were tight asf because we were steven universe stannies so here we are now + bestie has to deal with all of my yearning because Im a wreck like that

#### Tsaacho

We got close in gr8 after he asked me to make him gay and then it turns out we vibed so like now were close and clingy

### Erda Party

#### Meta

mandalorian solidarity I saw him eat rice.... and we later became friends (/j)

### No-no Squad

#### Nysius

hi heisenkinnie when I say wooh you say cthulhu "wooh?" "cthulhu!" oh yeah I dont regret dragging you into resi 8 hell youre welcome bestie

### Other

#### Sandraw Piss sci

ur trapped in my hellscape there is no escape from lycheerean

## Trivia

* Has 2 exes. Both ended tragically.
* Biro preference of women
* Demisexual ass mf
* I love mogu mogu I will fucking chug 1 liter of that shit in a day I will

## Quotes

* "Righty Rat-eaten Cumsock Cat"
* "Nys is homophobic"
* "WARNING! DO NOT STOP READING ONCE YOU START!! IF YOU STOP YOU WILL DIE!!! Once there was a teacher named Maam Aurayane, she had recently transferred to the ezemscee campus of PSHS. She was searching for old artifacts when she was possessed and killed by the idol. During the idol's control, she went wild and crazy and the admin thought it was a good idea to fire her. They brought her up to the office and cut her contract, but something went wrong. Suddenly she was overcome and taken over by the idol she had found before. It was found in a temple buried with gold, she suddenly burst with things of the past. People now say that she haunts the gmeets of pisay, the empty rooms of Lithium, and the hallways of smc. Every thursday on 3pm she invades your room and kills you slowly by putting the idol in front of your face until you are forced into the past and get cursed. This isnt fake. If you copy and paste this message to 10 other people, you will get flat 1 in social science. Dont believe me? Tell that to EJ, when he didnt send it to people, he died and failed pisay. A girl named Nina read this and only sent it to 3 people and she is now cursed foreever!!! But Malegih sent itt o 10 people and he became dl."
* "Its two fingers for a reason"
* "GOD IS DEAD AND SO IS MY COLD HEART"
* "transmasc watercolor takes like 5 minutes because i like it wet"