Let's Play 6 NIMMT

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play 6 NIMMT** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*The last 10 minutes must have meant so little to you - you must have been so confused!*"
―Sullivan
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "a load of old bull".
* Who is going to be *the prime rib*? Who is going to be *the rump steak*?
* Adam does Tom's hello for him. Tom genuinely laughed out loud.
* Dom has never played before. He's very stressed very quickly.
* 6 minutes in and the word 'bulls' already sounds strange.
* Since we have 6 players, there are no safe turns to count on.
* We imagine a farm with all bulls, no cows. Life will find a way, particularly if we mix the bulls with frog DNA.
* Dom: "Welcome to Bullock Park!" The ride round the park only gets the visitors to see bulls. And when we try to feed goats to the bulls, they're not interested.
* We're doing a scene by scene remake of Jurassic Park now. Dom's in a red top, but bulls' vision is based on movement so he may be ok.
* Tom starts to rework the Dennis Nedry blinding scene, but then realises with all bulls, we'll have no *milk*, so he reconsiders.
* There's 5 full minutes of this Jurassic Park nonsense and it's absolutely hilarious. And we've gone.
* Adam: "If you haven't seen Jurassic Park by the way, good luck. But also - sort your fucking life out!"
* Brooke: "I'm assuming this is how Jurassic Park goes?" [Record scratch sound effect]. Turns out she actually hasn't seen it. This pops Adam and Sullivan even more, if that's possible. She does point out that she really doesn't need to bother seeing it now.
* Sullivan: "She has 24 hours to watch Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3, and obviously the Chris Pratt sequels as well before I'll review whether we can stay together."
* Brooke: "I've definitely seen one of the Harry Potters. And I've seen Little Mermaid, the original one".
* Tom's actually in pain from laughing at this point. They're very very giggly today.
* Brooke: "Which row of bulls is going to fuck me the least?" Adam: "There were so many different ways of putting those words..."
* The exchange that follows this is pure filth, the salient points being: the island has only bulls, they haven't seen a cow in months, 'least' is still a lot, let's hope they're tired.
* Dom's finding this game very stressful.
* Sullivan's not sorry, just sorry he got caught. Tom: "You've betrayed me, Sullivan... you and I, we were going to form a stable."
* Sullivan: "Tom's face there was a genuine look of disgust."
* Laurie is a jammy bastard. Dom is covered in bull guff - in fact everything a bull does.
* Brooke's going out to the barn to count her bulls. Tom's got the biggest bull farm so far.
* Brooke has a siren song growl, calling sailors to their doom.
* Sullivan: "Fucking what?" Tom: "Fucking yes, mate!"
* Adam: "Hang on, hang on, I'm not ready. Me, the protagonist." Tom: "You've really Rick Thundered yourself by doing this whole wins and losses thing." Adam: "I have to make myself integral! Laurie's coming for my job."
* Dom: "Dodged a bull-rush there." Tom : "Dodged a bull -it?" Adam points out that Tom is genuinely disdainful that Dom missed the obvious pun.
* Get your bulls out of my face - a classic farmers' dispute.
* The birth of a grudge - Tom has made Laurie pick up every time and he doesn't care. Tom's threats were slightly undermined by him breaking and still crying tears of laughter about the whole Bullock Park thing.
* Adam on Tom: "Don't mistake his natural bodily functions for emotions..."
* Adam: "Alright, you chucklefucks. Let's play."
* Brooke is on a shit-free diet. We should discuss the vegetarian status of shit for a moment.
* Dom's doing an impression of Norm's mother from Fireman Sam. Another reference Brooke doesn't get.
* Sullivan is summoning cows through song - they're going to endanger the equipment.
* James makes a lovely Bullock Park insert! He didn't have anything to do in this episode, so he probably appreciated the work.
* JOKE OF THE DAY!: rampant bollocks? no, rampant bullocks!
* JOKE OF THE BRAY? no, that's horses. Idiot Adam. Might as well be JOKE OF THE QUACK!
* Adam: "Just because I saw vulnerability from you today Tom, don't take it out on me!"
* Brooke Bull-geois has her eyes on the prize.
* Dom: "What am I doing?" Adam: "You're playing 6Nimmt with your friends Dom! Dom, Dom, wake up Dom!" All Dom's friends are here. Not Sullivan - Dom hates Sullivan.
* Adam: "Look at us, exploiting our boyfriend's charity, Brooke!"
* Tom's having a shocker.
* Tiny, off-camera Teri spot! Hi Teri!
* Laurie's lost the plot. Brooke has broken him. Adam thinks he needs a blackboard.
* Laurie's explaining the concept of wins and losses.
* Brooke has to win because she felt left out over the Jurassic Park bit. Laurie and Sullivan remember to be outraged that she hasn't seen it after all these years.
* For the first time in the game, every single row is full.
* Teri has a lab. We need more labs in the studio. Then we can play this with actual bulls - we're not clear why that might be a requirement. Although we will have tiny bulls, then put them all down after the game.
* Brooke says Adam is bull Jesus, dying for their sins. Actually, he's taking the opportunity to choose who to screw over.
* Has there ever been any sound as sinister as Laurie's laugh just then?
* Adam: "I didn't win - it is an episode of Board Game Club, after all, why would I win?" Somehow they stretched a single game over the whole episode.
* Get on bulled! (Dinosaur)

## Scores

* Tom - 84
* Laurie - 81
* Adam - 60
* Dom - 48
* Sullivan - 25
* Brooke - 17

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* Chalkboard is updated, accompanied by the Jurassic Park theme tune.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.