Season 3 - Episode 11

The Battle Against Sauron

The scene takes place in Mordor, the dark and fiery land where Sauron rules. The Bing Bunch has managed to infiltrate the Black Gate and reach the foot of Mount Doom, where they plan to destroy the One Ring and end Sauron’s reign of terror. However, they are confronted by Sauron himself, who has emerged from his tower of Barad-dûr. He is a huge and menacing figure, wearing a black armor and a helmet with flaming eyes. He holds a massive mace in his hand, and wears the One Ring on his finger.

Sauron: “Foolish mortals! You dare to challenge me in my own domain? You have no idea of the power I wield. I am the Dark Lord of Mordor, the master of the One Ring, the lord of all evil. You are nothing but insects to me. You will never reach Mount Doom. You will never destroy the One Ring. You will die here, and your souls will be mine!”

The Bing Bunch is terrified by Sauron’s presence, but they do not lose hope. They know that they have to fight him, or else the world will be doomed. They also know that they have allies who are fighting for them in other places, such as the X-Dogs, the Guardians of the Galaxy, and Mr Wogglebug. They gather their courage and prepare to face Sauron.

Tony Stark: “Don’t listen to him, guys. He’s just trying to scare us. We can do this. We have come this far. We have faced many enemies and overcome many obstacles. We have each other. We are the Bing Bunch, and we are not afraid of you, Sauron!”

Ada Lovelace: “That’s right, Tony. We are not afraid of you, Sauron. We have something that you don’t have: love. Love for our friends and family. Love for our world and our universe. Love is stronger than any ring or any stone. Love is what gives us the strength to fight you.”

Hermione Granger: “And we also have something else that you don’t have: magic. Magic that comes from our hearts and our minds. Magic that can do amazing things that you can’t imagine. Magic that can defeat you and your evil.”

Bing: “And we also have something else that you don’t have: friendship. Friendship that comes from our trust and our loyalty. Friendship that can make us laugh and smile even in the darkest times. Friendship that can unite us and inspire us.”

R2D2: “Beep boop beep!”

Scribbles: “And we also have something else that you don’t have: a pony guillotine! A pony guillotine that can chop off your head and make you bleed! A pony guillotine that can make you scream and cry! A pony guillotine that can make you wish you were never born!”

Garfield: “Yeah, what he said!”

Sauron: “A pony guillotine? What nonsense is this? You think a toy can harm me? You think a cat can threaten me? You think a robot can defy me? You are delusional and pathetic. You are wasting your time and your lives. You are doomed to fail and suffer.”

As Sauron speaks, he raises his mace and swings it at the Bing Bunch, who dodge his attack. He then unleashes a blast of fire from his ring, which they also avoid. He then summons his army of orcs, trolls, and other evil creatures, who charge at them from all sides.

The Bing Bunch fights back with their weapons, powers, skills, and gadgets. Tony Stark uses his Iron Man suit to fly and shoot lasers and rockets at Sauron and his army. Ada Lovelace uses her computer skills to hack into Sauron’s systems and cause malfunctions and explosions in his tower and his machines. Hermione Granger uses her magic wand to cast spells of different kinds at Sauron and his army, such as stunning them, blasting them, or transforming them into harmless animals.

Bing uses his robot abilities to fight with super strength and speed, as well as using his lightsaber to cut through Sauron’s armor and flesh. R2D2 uses his mechanical skills to sabotage Sauron’s weapons and vehicles, as well as using his electric shock to stun Sauron’s minions.

Scribbles uses his stealth skills to sneak behind Sauron’s lines and attack them with surprise and cunning, as well as using his pony guillotine to decapitate Sauron’s soldiers.

Garfield uses his hacking skills to spy on Sauron’s plans and communicate with the Bing Bunch, as well as using his sarcasm and humor to mock Sauron and his army.

The Bing Bunch fights bravely and fiercely, but they are outnumbered and outmatched. Sauron and his army are too powerful and relentless. They inflict many wounds and injuries on the Bing Bunch, who start to lose hope and strength. They realize that they cannot win this battle by force. They need a different strategy.

Tony Stark: “Guys, we can’t keep this up. We’re losing. We need to get to Mount Doom and destroy the ring. That’s the only way to stop Sauron.”

Ada Lovelace: “But how? He’s blocking our way. We can’t get past him.”

Hermione Granger: “We need a distraction. Someone has to distract him while the others sneak by.”

Bing: “But who? Who will do it?”

R2D2: “Beep boop beep!”

Scribbles: “I’ll do it. I’ll distract him.”

Garfield: “What? No, you can’t. You’ll die.”

Scribbles: “I don’t care. I have to do it. It’s the only way.”

Garfield: “But why? Why you?”

Scribbles: “Because I owe it to them. To the Bing Bunch. To you.”

Garfield: “What do you mean?”

Scribbles: “I mean that I was once a bad guy. A mafia boss. A criminal. A killer. I did many horrible things in my life. Things that I regret. Things that I can never undo. But then I met the Bing Bunch. They accepted me. They befriended me. They changed me. They made me a better person. A better cat. A better hero. They gave me a second chance. A chance to redeem myself. A chance to do something good for once in my life.”

Garfield: “But you don’t have to do this. You don’t have to sacrifice yourself.”

Scribbles: “Yes, I do. I do have to do this. I have to prove myself. I have to prove that I’m not a bad guy anymore. That I’m a good guy now. That I’m a hero now.”

Garfield: “But you are a hero now. You don’t have to prove anything.”

Scribbles: “Yes, I do. I do have to prove something. To myself. To them. To him.”

Garfield: “To him? To who?”

Scribbles: “To Karkat.”

Scribbles is a brave and heroic cat who decides to distract Sauron while the rest of the Bing Bunch sneaks past him to reach Mount Doom and destroy the One Ring. He also wants to prove himself to Karkat, who betrayed the Bing Bunch and joined Thanos. Here is what happens to Scribbles after he distracts Sauron:

Scribbles runs towards Sauron, carrying his pony guillotine in his mouth. He yells at Sauron, taunting him and insulting him.

Scribbles: “Hey, you big ugly eye! You think you’re so tough and scary? You think you can rule the world with your stupid ring? Well, guess what? You’re nothing but a joke! A joke that I’m going to end with my pony guillotine!”

Sauron: “What is this? A cat? A cat dares to challenge me? A cat with a toy? How amusing. How pathetic. You are not worthy of my attention. You are not worthy of my wrath. You are only worthy of my contempt.”

Scribbles: “Oh, yeah? Well, you’re not worthy of my respect. You’re not worthy of my fear. You’re only worthy of my pity. Pity for being such a loser. A loser who can’t even keep his own ring. A loser who can’t even stop a bunch of kids and animals from destroying it.”

Sauron: “Silence, you insolent flea-bag! You know nothing of my power. You know nothing of my plan. You know nothing of the fate that awaits you and your friends. You will soon learn the true meaning of pain and despair. You will soon beg for mercy and death.”

Scribbles: “Bring it on, you flaming freak! I’m not afraid of you. I’m not afraid of anything. I’m a hero. A hero who will stop you and your evil master. A hero who will save the world and my friends. A hero who will make Karkat proud.”

Sauron: “Karkat? Who is Karkat?”

Scribbles: “Karkat is one of my friends. One of the best friends I ever had. He was a troll who played a game with us. A game that brought us together and changed our lives. He was a leader who guided us and protected us. He was a hero who fought for us and sacrificed for us.”

Sauron: “And where is he now?”

Scribbles: “He’s with you. He’s with Thanos. He betrayed us and joined your side. He said he did it to save us, but I don’t believe him. I think he did it to save himself. I think he’s a coward and a traitor.”

Sauron: “And you still care for him?”

Scribbles: “Yes, I do. I do care for him. I care for him more than he knows. More than he deserves. I care for him because he was once my friend. Because he was once a hero. Because he was once like me.”

Sauron: “Foolish cat! You waste your time and your life on someone who does not care for you! Someone who has abandoned you and betrayed you! Someone who has chosen me and Thanos over you! Someone who is your enemy!”

Scribbles: “No, he’s not my enemy! He’s not your ally! He’s not himself! He’s under your influence! Under Thanos’s influence! Under the ring’s influence! He’s been corrupted and manipulated by evil forces! He’s not the real Karkat!”

Sauron: “And what makes you think that?”

Scribbles: “Because I know him! I know the real Karkat! The real Karkat is brave and loyal! The real Karkat is smart and funny! The real Karkat is kind and caring! The real Karkat is a hero!”

Sauron: “And how do you know that?”

Scribbles: “Because he showed me! He showed me when he helped me escape from the Feline Mafia! He showed me when he taught me how to play Sgrub! He showed me when he defended me from Jack Noir! He showed me when he kissed me!”

Sauron: “He kissed you?”

Scribbles: “Yes, he kissed me! He kissed me on the lips! He kissed me on the cheek! He kissed me on the nose! He kissed me everywhere!”

Sauron: “He kissed you everywhere?”

Scribbles: “Yes, he kissed me everywhere! And I liked it! I liked it a lot! I liked it more than anything in the world!”

Sauron: “You liked it more than anything in the world?”

Scribbles: “Yes, I liked it more than anything in the world! More than lasagna! More than ponies! More than guillotines! More than anything!”

Sauron: “You liked it more than anything?”

Scribbles: “Yes, I liked it more than anything! I liked it so much that I fell in love with him! I fell in love with Karkat! I love Karkat!”

Sauron: “You love Karkat?”

Scribbles: “Yes, I love Karkat! I love him with all my heart! I love him more than life itself! I love him more than you can ever understand!”

Sauron: “You love him more than life itself?”

Scribbles: “Yes, I love him more than life itself! And that’s why I’m doing this! That’s why I’m distracting you! That’s why I’m sacrificing myself! That’s why I’m proving myself!”

Sauron: “Proving yourself? To whom?”

Scribbles: “To him! To Karkat! To the real Karkat! The one who is still inside you! The one who is still fighting you! The one who is still my friend! The one who is still my hero! The one who is still my lover!”

Sauron: “And what do you hope to prove?”

Scribbles: “I hope to prove that I’m not a bad guy anymore. That I’m a good guy now. That I’m a hero now. That I’m worthy of his love. That I’m worthy of his forgiveness. That I’m worthy of his redemption.”

Sauron: “And do you think he will see that? Do you think he will care? Do you think he will forgive you? Do you think he will redeem you?”

Scribbles: “I don’t know. I don’t know if he will see that. I don’t know if he will care. I don’t know if he will forgive me. I don’t know if he will redeem me. But I hope he will. I hope he will see me. I hope he will care for me. I hope he will forgive me. I hope he will redeem me. And I hope he will love me.”

Sauron: “You hope he will love you?”

Scribbles: “Yes, I hope he will love me. Because I love him. And because he is the only one who can save me. Save me from myself. Save me from my past. Save me from my sins. Save me from you.”

Sauron: “Save you from me?”

Scribbles: “Yes, save me from you. Because you are the one who is killing me. Killing me with your fire. Killing me with your mace. Killing me with your ring.”

As Scribbles speaks, Sauron has been attacking him with his fire, his mace, and his ring. He has inflicted many wounds and burns on Scribbles, who is bleeding and dying. Scribbles has been dodging and resisting Sauron’s attacks, but he is losing strength and stamina.

Scribbles: “But you can’t kill me completely. You can’t kill my spirit. You can’t kill my courage. You can’t kill my love.”

Sauron: “Oh, yes, I can. And I will.”

Sauron raises his mace and swings it at Scribbles, who drops his pony guillotine and jumps at Sauron, biting his hand and clawing his face.

Scribbles: “No, you won’t!”

Sauron roars in pain and anger, and throws Scribbles off him.

Sauron: “You insolent worm! You dare to touch me? You dare to hurt me? You dare to defy me? You will pay for this!”

Sauron grabs Scribbles by the neck and lifts him up.

Sauron: “You will pay with your life!”

Scribbles gasps for air and looks at Sauron with defiance and determination.

Scribbles: “Go ahead. Do it. Kill me. But know this: you can never break me. You can never defeat me. You can never stop me.”

Sauron: “Stop you from what?”

Scribbles: “From loving Karkat.”

As Scribbles says this, he sees Karkat standing behind Sauron, holding a sword in his hand.

Karkat: “SCRIBBLES!”

Karkat runs towards Sauron and stabs him in the back with his sword.

Karkat: “LET HIM GO!”

Sauron screams in agony and drops Scribbles, who falls to the ground.

Karkat: “SCRIBBLES!”

Karkat runs towards Scribbles and kneels beside him.

Sauron dies from his wound and falls to the ground, ending his reign of terror and allowing the Bing Bunch to reach Mount Doom and destroy the ring

Karkat survives Sauron’s counterattack, rejoining Scribbles and the Bing Bunch. He apologizes for his betrayal and asks for forgiveness. He also confesses his love for Scribbles, who accepts him and loves him back.

It is not explained how Scribbles survives. Maybe he goes God Tier.