Alabama Road Trip

Will, Michael, Eddie and Jimin hopped in Will's car and decided to go on a road trip. They gave the map to Eddie and hit the road. They drove and drove, Eddie saying confusing things but Will was 99% sure he was going the right way.

That was until they ran out of gas in Alabama, which was confusing because Alabama was at the exact opposite direction in which they were heading. Will hadn't even bothered to look at signs prior to the stop. They realized that they were driving the wrong way the whole time, only because of Eddie.

Then Eddie started humming 'Sweet Home Alabama' while smiling, they began to wonder if he had just brought them there on purpose.

"We need to find gas or something" Will said, and they all entered a convenience store.

"Where's the nearest gas station?" MJ asked the woman at the front desk, the store looked musty and very southern.

"O dear, let me check..." the woman said, looking all nice, until she looked up. "GET OUTTA MY SHOP, WE AINT ALLOW NO \*beeps\* HERE!" They were all horrified and ran out. What did they expect from Alabama?

"We should find somewhere to stay tonight!" Eddie said cheerfully and trotted out, they all rolled their eyes and felt very angry. Then they approached a crusty, ugly, poop reeking motel. It was white and had an ugly sign at the top, it read, "Swwwweeet Home Alabama" with a cartoon cow wearing a hat, it was holding a cartoon beer and rifle.

"This looks friendly!" Eddie said, they all entered.

The man at the front desk instantly looked disgusted, "The BEST room for you" he tossed a key and Eddie caught it with happiness. "Let's go guys!!!"

"Disgusting" Jimin said and scoffed. They all walked into the room. Rat shit was all over the floor, the walls and floors were damp, there was one mattress without a bed frame and it was ripped up, there was a yellow substance on the ground, the whole room smelled of mouldy bacon, there was a dead cockroach in the corner and blood stains on the bed. "Dibs on the bed!" Eddie called and jumped onto it.

"Go ahead," Jimin looked disgusted, "Uh, well I think me and Jimin will go look for a gas station, you guys get settled" Will said, him and Jimin instantly walked off. "I guess it's just you and me then..." Eddie said, looking at Michael and smiling. Michael sighed, "Well, I'm going to use the bathroom..." and so he entered the door which he hoped would be the bathroom, and it was. As he was about to take a seat on the toilet, he noticed another door on the opposite side of him.

*Where does that door lead?*

All of a sudden it opened, and I retarded, mongrolic baby crawled in. "GOOO GOOO" it moan, screamed while sounding like an old man. "What the-" MJ said as he got a jump scare. The bathroom was joined with the neighbours.

Also, calling the baby a retarded, mongrolic baby is an understatement. I mean, you shouldn't even call it a baby, it was probably possessed by satan itself. It looked like a 45 year old mans head got implanted on a baby body. You could see a beard forming, the cross eyes which were downturned like Paul Mccartney's but even more that they looked like they were about to fall off, the SATANIC baby had no ears only holes, and long arms which dragged itself instead of their legs, looked like slenderman but with a face which you would wish it didn't have one. It also had a crooked, witch nose and invisible lips, when it opened its mouth it had 2 rotten fangs as front teeth. It smelt like cabbage mixed with nasty sausage roll meat that was left in the dessert for 2 lifetimes. You know, Michael was so sure it was a scary boy from all the masculine features, that is, until it pulled its pants down and crapped on the floor. Smelling like 6 nukes all exploded at once. It had both rude parts like Harvey Weinstein. Michael held in vomit and ran out, feeling like he was about to piss his pants, he ignored it and felt so disgusted that he didn't even need to pee anymore.

"We should leave... There was something scary"

"Ah, stop over-exaggerating" Eddie said while reading a magazine.

"We found a gas station, Will is pushing the car to it, I'll take a leak and then we'll go home" Jimin said as he entered. Michael was about to stop him, but it was too late. Jimin had entered the bathroom. It took 3 seconds for them to hear the sound Jimin makes whenever he's disgusted. He ran out "Those things are so disgusting, lets leave" Jimin said while quivering.

"There's two?" Michael asked and Jimin nodded in response.

"Stop!! It can't be that bad!" Eddie walked to the bathroom door and turned his head, seeing the babys.

But no, there weren't two babies, there were 3, and an old man sitting on the toilet.

The two other babies were identical, they had red eyes and a paper thin flat nose which looked a lot like voldemorts, they had fat arms while the rest of their body looked severely underweight. Their faces had no eyebrows and they breathed with their mouths open, burping every two seconds making a disgusting rhythmless beat which sounded like some white shit. They rolled around on the floor while making fart sounds and eating their own snot. They had -10000 degree maxilla and their faces looked long like the scream mask.

The old man had red hair which was shaped like Pennywise, he had an ugly mustache that was made up of 3 long hairs. His eyeballs were popping out and he mouned like a cow giving birth. I mean, he looked like one.He was barefoot and his foot kept rubbing against a rat dropping pile that was on the ground. "These are my sons" he said.

Eddie screamed, "How old are you???"

"I'm 24"

Eddie screamed again. Suddenly an ugly girl who looked like a toe mixed with a demented camel entered the room. She had the posture and walk of an orangutan, "ddadddi I want to eat sum plain ol' chicken" The old man nodded his head. "Muhma!!" The baby said to the girl. "DOES THAT MEAN??"

Eddie screamed again.