Possum Reviews

Mancubus Shaym Possum (or better known by his aliases Possum Reviews and Dr. Shaym) is a foul-mouthed and angry Smasher who is known to drink a lot of cheap beer and who had run-ins with the Mushroom Squad in the past. He once lived in the Holy Britannian Empire but has left and his current whereabouts are unknown.

## Mancubus Shaym Possum

### Aliases

Dr. Shaym, Possum Reviews, Possum, Mr. Possum, Ben Dover, Mancubus, Garbage, Rodent, Rodent Boy, Oversized Rodent, Shaym, One-Way Willy

### Relatives

Unnamed Father, Unnamed Mother, Unnamed Uncle (Tax Dodging Old Bastard by Possum Reviews himself), Unnamed Cousin, Unnamed Grandfather (Deceased)

## Physical description

### Appearance

Possum Reviews is a Mobian Possum that has white fur that covers most of his body and wears a white fedora. He has black beedy eyes and black eyebrows. He has black whiskers and a white tail that looks similar to a rodent tail. He has sharp claws and teeth and a white nose. He also has white ears.

### Personality

Possum is an angry and foul-mouthed alcoholic who began his career as a political commentator under the alias of "Dr. Shaym" he has now moved his career over to reviewing and criticizing terrible movies. He has also stated on numerous occasions to the Mushroom Squad that his real nightmare is his own "daily life." He also very pessimistic and nihilistic about all living species saying that they're doomed to fail and made atrocious mistakes. He often sniffles and stutters when he is trying to get his point across to other people. Possum has anger problems and often has violent outbursts such as punching Fred and stabbing a demon through the chest with a broomstick. Despite all his anger he is very intelligent and wise like when he told the demon driving the car to fall off a cliff by making a right turn by a rock that looks like Dwayne Johnson. He is also good friends with Cthulu and Sasquatch.

### History

#### Possum's Early Years (September 30, 1969 - June 6, 1977)

Possum Reviews was born on September 30, 1969 in Saint Darwin's Hospital, Wilmington. Possum lived his early days in a Mobian-majority neighborhood called "St. Riccardo's Park." St. Ricarrdo's Park was the biggest slum in Wilmington and the one with the most crime and violence per capita. His parents couldn't raise him properly due to their neglectful behavior and their constant fighting and arguing. Possum's parents abandoned him in 1972 and left him in their rotten house until he was discovered by the staff of an orphanage of a state-run orphanage called "King Alwin I's Sanctuary." He be there for the next 5 years of his life and in reality it was a crackhouse runned by state-sponsored gangsters who abused the orphans and forced them to manufacture their illegal drugs. Possum Reviews was forced to endorse his life their and saw the horrors that unfolded at the place for 5 years. Possum suffered physical and mental abuse from the gangsters running the place. Possum thought he would he their until the day he died but on June 6, 1977 King Alwin I's Sanctuary was burned down to the ground during a riot in St. Riccardo's Park and he and the other orphans escaped from the flames and the gangsters were all trapped in the building as it burned and died. Possum Reviews and the other orphans lived their lives as street children.

#### Possum's Later Childhood to Pre-Teen Years (June 6, 1977 - September 30, 1982)

Possum Reviews was a street boy who stole food from people, garbage cans, and stores. He often saw street wars happen between Britannian and Mobian gangs and see the police storming the neighborhood. He was eventually caught by the police who thought he was a member of the mafia and stayed a for 2 months behind bars and was yet again assaulted. He was often harassed and assaulted by gang members and the police. After 2 years of being homeless he was taken into a boarding school wear he was treated much better and learned how to read and write. He learned about geopolitics and history. He started to get a better life and learned about many things.

#### Possum's Teenage Years to Early Adulthood (September 30, 1982 - June 21, 1986)

Possum Reviews became a major political commentator popular among Mobians in his boarding school. He be very critical of the Britannian Government and their mistreatment of non-human species, but this was considered taboo among Mobian students and they became very worried about being persecuted on campus grounds. Britannian guardsmen and police became aware of Possum and reported it to the Britannian Government. Once Possum was informed of this, He decided to organize one of the biggest satyagrahas in Mobius. It was going successful at first but the Britannian Government stepped in and prevented it from continuing and the results were brutal. Possum Reviews in June 21, 1986 was forced to become a soldier at the request of the Britannian Government.

#### Possum's Early Adulthood to Late Adulthood (December 1, 1986 - February 28, 1996)

Possum Reviews was forced to fight in the Magnoshitati Civil War due to his "treasonous" acts against the state. He was sent in a battalion of Britannian soldiers on Magnoshitati soil during the Eggman Empire's air raid on Academy City. He fought in no man's land in Academy City, he was the first to fight on the frontlines against the Magnoshitati army. He saw the Fanalis Corps fighting the Magical Troops and their sheer brutality. But he was too busy fighting alongside his fellow Mobians and was ordered to stop the exodus of Gois (Non-Magicians). He eventually became to be known as "One-Way Willy" due to his fantastic military skills. He was so good that he and platoon fought the longest against the Goi insurgents. He was later discovered by the Reim Empire and was given a metal of honor due to his outstanding military skills.

#### Possum's Smasher Years (July 30, 1996 - August 15, 1999)

Possum Reviews was taken by the Reim Empire who's leader saw great potential in him. He went through brutal training under the Yambala Gladiators. He eventually became one of the most strongest Smashers in the Reim Empire. His Smasher career lasted for 3 years and he was great at his job. He fought in many tournaments against powerful advisories and defeated them. On August 15, 1999 he declared his retirement and went back to being a political commentator.

#### Possum's Pre-YouTube Years to Start of YouTube Years (November 20, 2000 - September 30, 2009)

Possum Reviews moved to Sindria after his Smasher career. He lived their for 9 years until he decided to move to some unknown place. His retirement was miserable in this period of his life. He became an alcoholic and was dependent on cheap beer. He was arrested multiple times for alchohol abuse. He was atrociously angry and unhappy and had no friends. He was very verbally abusive to kids who entered or walked on and near his lawn and property. His life to a downward spiral in May 4, 2002 after he remained in his house for 7 years and hasn't seen sunlight until September 30, 2009. He one day met a mailman by the name of "Mr. Ant." He became a major player in Possum's YouTube career. Mr. Ant told Possum that he too also hated his life as a mailman. Possum decided to take him in because he was a fellow Mobian. He became his assistant in helping him.

#### Possum's 1st YouTube Political Career to Start of 2nd YouTube Political Career (September 30, 2009 -February 12, 2016)

Possum's first well known YouTube video was "Disney Censored" which was released back in 2009. Possum at the time to the alias "Dr. Shaym." In 2011, Dr. Shaym took notice to a growing extremist hate movement called "Feminazism," the movement didn't gather that much popularity in 2011, but in 2012 it started to spread at an alarming rate. Dr. Shaym became a member of a resistance movement called "Gamergate" which was created as a response to the toxic Feminazism movement. In 2013, both movements grew worldwide and began to clash with each other due to their ideological differences, Dr. Shaym became one of the prominent leaders of the Gamergate movement. He collaborated with the Kekistani Government in order to takedown a well-known Feminazi leader and one of the many instigators which led to the creation of the Gamergate movement, "Anita Sarkeesian." Dr. Shaym soon ordered the raid on the headquarters of Anita Sarkeesian in 2014. In 2015, He left Gamergate and went back to making YouTube videos. In early 2016, He went back to work with the Kekistani Government again, this time to lead another raid on another hq but this time on the main hq of BuzzFeed. After this event he finally returned to YouTube and continued his YouTube career.

#### Possum's 2nd YouTube Political Career to Start of Movie Critic Career (February 12, 2016 - June 6, 2019)

After 2 consecutive raids on the main headquarters of Anita Sarkeesian and BuzzFeed, Dr. Shaym started to become sick and bored with politics. Dr. Shaym made a few more political responses on YouTube. He started to shift to movie reviews and became more confident in movie reviewing. Dr. Shaym at this time had a series of conflicts with Moviebob. Dr. Shaym and Moviebob started antagonizing each other online. The online antagonizing ended with Possum Reviews leaving his old career of being a political commentator and went on to become a movie reviewer as he got fed up with all the politics.

#### Possum's Movie Critic Career to Present (June 6, 2019 - Present)

Possum Reviews became the movie reviewer he wanted to become and today he is what he is. Possum went on to review bad movies and he left Sindria to an unknown place. He also went to the moon and ripped off the face of an alien. He also befriended a Sasquatch. He also had Sasquatch kill Fred Figglehorn. He is also busy most of his time. He is happy because he likes his job. He is now in a good place.

### Powers and Abilities

#### Broom

Possum Reviews uses an actual broomstick for self-defense. He first used against a demon that broke through his window and threatened to kill but he stabbed him through the heart with his broom. He also used it against Sasquatch but Sasquatch mistaken it for a sex toy and took it. Sasquatch later apologized to Possum but Possum said he could keep the broomstick and forgave him. Possum Reviews bought a new broomstick.

#### Fists

Possum Reviews occasionally uses his fists when he wants to fight. Possum Reviews first used his fists against Fred Figglehorn by punching him and later his ghost. He also taunted an Irish ghost and was going to fistfight him but he was interrupted by his doorbell and later it was revealed that the Irish ghost wasn't a ghost but kids in disguise, so he had no need to use his fists.

#### Claws

Possum Reviews has sharp claws and uses them against his enemies or when he is mad or insulted. The first time he used them was against an alien who called him an "Over-sized Rodent." He proceeded to slash at the alien's face and rip it off completely.

#### Hyper-intelligence

Possum has displayed incredible intellectual skills such as plotting out a coherent plan to take down the Goi insurgents in Magnoshitat, deceiving a demon to drive of a cliff, "depressing" a demon into suicide, and having extensive knowledge in politics, culture, movies, and video games.

#### Beer Bottles

Possum Reviews is known to be a heavy drinker, he rarely uses beer bottles as a weapon and when he does he mostly uses empty and full beer bottles in the form of a brickbat, and sometimes as Molotov Cocktails.

#### Alliances

Possum Reviews has made a lot of mutual alliances and friends over the past several years he has been around. He has most noticeably formed mutual alliances with Sasquatch, Natsu Dragneel, Akame, and Mr. Ant over the years he has been travelling across the world.

## Trivia

* The Character Possum Reviews is a parody of real life Dr. Shaym/Possum Reviews as his assistant Mr. Ant and his friend Saquatch are his fictional made-up characters he made in order to accompany his comedic sketches he does on his Movie Review Youtube Channel "Possum Reviews."