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Haaaaajjjjjjj Kammmaaajjjjj

**Haaaaajjjjjjj Kammmaaajjjjj** is the current principal of Rebabone Elementary School, a convicted felon, and a drug addict. He despises children, and founded Rebabone Elementary to emotionally break as many as them as possible.

## Haaaaajjjjjjj Kammmaaajjjjj

Haaaaajjjjjjj's 1996 mugshot after being arrested for felony drug possession.

## Early Life

Haaaaajjjjjjj was born in the food court at the Coconut Mall in Bagdad, Florida on July 7, 1978. He didn't have the ability to speak, had no friends, had an IQ of 13 when he entered Middle school, and had 14 extra chromosomes. When Haaaaajjjjjjj was 15, he slipped into a coma after drinking 23 ounces of liquid LSD that he thought was a can of Green Tea. After he woke up from this coma 16 days later, he had, somehow, became completely dependent on drugs to live. When he was 16, he ingested an entire can of compressed air, causing major damage to his body, and the complete loss of all bodily hair. Upon seeing himself completely bald, Haaaaajjjjjjj had a complete mental breakdown, and drove a car through his trailer home. His parents, destitute from Haaaaajjjjjjj's medical treatment and now facing bankruptcy due to the damage caused to the trailer, simply left him in the wreckage of the trailer home and never returned. Haaaaajjjjjjj then dropped out of high school, with a estimated GPA of 0.36.

## Adulthood

Haaaaajjjjjjj moved to Mobile, Alabama when he was 18 so he could start a drug cartel. The police quickly found out about the cartel as Haaaaajjjjjjj had posted fliers across the city advertising his cartel, and he was arrested.
Gleiter

Salin Iral

Sonya Iral

Hauptmann Iral (später verstorben)

Ihre Fähigkeit ermöglicht es ihnen sich schnell, leise - katzengleich - zu bewegen. Sie zeichnen sich durch außergewöhnliche Geschicklichkeit und einen hervorragenden Gleichgewichtssinn aus.

So können sie dank ihrer Fähigkeit zum Beispiel Geschosse aus der Luft fangen und sie anschließend auf ihren Angreifer zurückschleudern.

Ihr Können macht sie zu ausgezeichneten Spionen, aber auch gefährlichen Gegnern.
Johnyny

**Johnyny** is a notorious drug dealer and prostitute residing in Rebabone, Kektuncy. He has committed numerous atrocities, such as pinging everyone and setting Bungletown, Virgina on fire. As of August 7, Johnyny has numerous warrants for his arrest.

## Early Life

Johnyny was born in a Lampshade factory in Rebabone on November 8, 2018. He was born 28 weeks early and, thus, had the inability to walk, talk, or even eat. Because of this, he had to be fed using a baby blanket and a ziploc bag. He said his first words when he was 17. They were "Fuck French People". When he was 18, he moved to Missoula, Montana for 6 seconds before he was catapulted across murica to his current house in Rebabone, where he has lived ever since.
The Cokelands

The Cokelands are a unincorporated community in Satan Rock County,Kektuncy. it is located on the north shore of Lake Hell. The Town was created in 1972 by mr meme.The town had a large cocaine industry but in 2005 he retired as mayor because of being too lazy. After this the cocaine industry collapsed. The Current Mayor is Mr meme jr. The current population is 64 at the 2015 Kektuncy Census.

## Town Founding (1972)

On April 24, 1972 Mr meme, his mother and 4 sisters moved to a house where The Cokelands town hall is now. On the 2nd day of living there Mr meme got power hungry and killed them all to become mayor. he invited friends over to build houses. The town was officially created on April 29, 1972 at 10:06pm.

## The first factory (1978)

On September 10, 1978 one of Mr meme's friends gave him cocaine. Once he tried it, he became addicted and decided to build a factory, which was finished 5 days later. This would be the main source of money for the town until it was destroyed by a tornado in 2013.

## Divorce Trial (2003)

On October 31, 2003 Mr and Mrs meme were getting ready to give cocaine to the children but then Mr meme ate it all the night before. His wife got angry and decided to divorce him. The Trial was aired on National Television on November 14, 2003. Although due to a random waterspout that lasted for 3 days, it would be rescheduled for November 17, 2003 at 6:47pm until 8:08pm. It was the most viewed television program in Kektuncy History, until the Cough Man trial of June 8, 2020, gaining (pretty large number of viewers). His wife divorced him but Mr meme kept Mr meme jr.

## Resignation and Mr meme jr era (2005-present)

He would be lazy for the next 2 years, and the town voted him out for being to lazy, 68-1. After being voted out, he moved back to his birthplace of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. His son took over on December 25, 2005. He would do barley anything as mayor and the town is currently in decline.
Meta Mountain

**Meta Mountain** is an episode of Metaworld.

## Synopsis

Dribble announces that because of The One Year Anniversary, founder Snax is demoted and Kamo is promoted to admin in his place.

In Ulmulk's Gateway Room, Jon Ulmulk flies the starfighter into the Gateway to the Metaworld. After Ulmulk flies the starfighter through the Meta Mountains, and eventually lands on a tall vertical rock. The four dismount the starfighter, and go on a mission to find Dribble and his robot, which he assembled out of Gearbits.

Meanwhile, Cattle Creep looks to a boxer for redemption of his previous crimes. The boxer shows him Meta-City is being attacked by Green Hogs, and that he must use a catapult to kill the piggies. Cattle Creep launches Red Birds out of the catapult, and eventually destroys the sign of the hot dog cart run by a pig and a bridge with a pig on it. However, the next two targets are gradually difficult; a pig holding onto a parasol attached to railing, and a pig next to an explosives box. After ten minutes, Cattle Creep's time is up, and gets knocked away by the boxer.

Meanwhile, Garlic Ulmulk is looking for recruits of the Ulmulk Army hiding in strange houses. The first one, Steve, is found in a Class 2 House. The second one, Jonah the Weenie Man, is hiding in one of the houses of Meta-City, where there were no bad piggies. The third one is a weightlifter, who is hiding in Hogwarts. The three new recruits build a bridge for them, where they cross to the next section. Gox is found there, and gets killed after being repeatedly shot by Garlic, Jon, Jockey, and Alec Ulmulk.

Dribble flies over on his star-fighter, which he also built out of Gear-Bits. However, the Star-Fighter crashes into the mountain. He is stuck in the crash, and gets "helped" by Garlic, who rips his leg off. Dribble flies away on his robot which he summons. The star-fighter automatically flies to the top of the mountain, into the lava. Dribble also flies up there, so the seven decide to climb through Meta Mountain. They go inside, but the new recruits are captured by an unknown Meta Monster. Slash, a creature in the mountain, explains he was framed, but they kill him anyways, sending his corpse down the mountain.

They eventually make it to the top of the mountain., where they fight Dribble. Dribble uses his robot, which they fight and blow to pieces, causing the poop the robot is powered by to splatter all over Dribble. Dribble then goes in hand to hand combat, and gets decapitated. Ulmulk decides they should roast marshmallows over the corpses by putting them in the molten rocks. They throw in Dribble's two segments of carcass, Slash's wings, eyes, head, and remaining body in the fire, and Ulmulk looks for marshmallows.
1960-61 United States winter storm season

The **1960-61 United States winter storm season** was the most active season ever recorded in the history of United States winter storms, with a total of 31 storms occurring. The season started on November 1, 1960 and ended on April 30, 1961, despite the first storm occurring in late October. It was the only season on record to exceed 30 storms.
Level 1 Girl

**Level 1 Girl** (real name unknown) is an immigrant from the United States of America, recently moved to the Untied Satans of Murica in August 2020, shortly after the infamous August Apocalypse.

## Biography

Level 1 Girl was born on October 4, 1999 with a name that is never disclosed to the public. She was born in an unkown region in North Carolina, and grew up and graduated there. Up until recently when they moved away and since starting college, L1G has lived in a college dorm with her roommate Corina Vilus, the two of which immediately became best friends. They have lived together in the dorm for about two years before they decided that the United States of America "was too much" and would decide that they would move to "anywhere but America". Eventually, they found themselves a safe way to leave due to the ongoing pandemic, and transferred to the Untied Satans of Murica by traveling through the Endless IKEA.

Moving in, L1G and Vilus have been considered outcasts to residents of Rebabone, Kektuncy, where they found residence in. L1G was a bit skeptical at first at where they were at, but Vilus remained confident that it would be "a better place. Eventually, after two weeks, the two have decided that the Untied Satans was "too cursed" for them, and decided that they would return back to North Carolina in the United States of America and buy a new house from there. Since then, they have never been seen in the Untied Satans again.
Cough Man Factory at Kaufman

The **Cough Man Factory at Kaufman** (*Simply referred to as the **Cough Man Factory*** *or the **Cough Man Drug Factory***) is a Drug Manufacturing Factory and Refinery located 555 Dingle Dangle Rd in Kaufman, Texas. The factory is owned by the Cough Man Company, and is the first factory the company built, being completed in 1966. The factory is the Company's flagship factory, and makes about 9% of the Company's revenue. As of 2019, The factory has approximately 68,932 employees. The Factory is located on the shores of Lake Bay Rubbard, leading to flooding if water breach the floodwalls due to flash flooding. The factory produces every single drug known to mankind.
The Death of Curious George

The Death of Curious George took place on April 25, 2024, Manley in Mt. Slinccy, Kektuncy at 6:61 am. The incident was deemed as a homicide case, after The Man and the Yellow Hat decided it was soup time for George.

## Background

On the morning of April 25th, Curious George looked out the window and noticed a peculiar van, which was located outside of The Man in the Yellow Hat’s apartment. The van, labeled “free candy”, was an old child molester van that belonged to Vanna White, who used it to kidnap children off the streets. Since George was not human, he was set aside by Vanna, and he was disappointed that he didn’t get to join the other kids in the back of the van.

At 6:02 am, The Man in the Yellow Hat woke up after a power nap, which during that time, George had left. This set off The Man in the Yellow Hat. He was tired of George that day. The day before, George trashed his apartment, and prior to that, he made his yellow hat into a scrumptious casserole. The Man in the Yellow Hat’s homicidal tendencies would be a recipe for disaster.

## The Murder

At 6:41 am, The Man in the Yellow Hat went on a walk, trying to find George. A few minutes later, he arrived at a bus stop, where he was picked up, in his efforts to find George so he could “beat the living hell out of him for failing to sell overpriced coffee to orphans.” At 6:60 am, The Man in the Yellow Hat spotted Curious George humping a fire hydrant furiously.

At this moment, The Man in the Yellow Hat was embarrassed and infuriated. Out of rage, he stabbed the driver 37 times in the chest, took control of the bus, made a U-Turn at 69th and Blaze Streets in Mt. Slinccy, where at 6:61 am, Curious George was heard wailing as soup time was occurring under the wheels of the 4.5-ton public bus, which was crushing all of George’s bones.

After the event, surveillance cameras showed The Man in the Yellow Hat snorting his bone marrow.

## Soup Time

As investigators arrived, they apprehended The Man in the Yellow Hat, sending him to the Kektuncy State Penitentiary in Rebabone, where he was sentenced to public execution by hanging on April 69th, in the year of our Lord 2024.

## Response

The Man in the Yellow Hat was widely praised by Mike’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic in Rebabone, as well as many soup critics.
New Laramie, California

**New Laramie** is a city, casino, and former independent republic located on the southeastern shore of the dry Goose Lake in northeastern Modoc County, California. At the 2020 census, it had a population of 178. Founded in 2003 by members of the Ventura Church of Christ, a breakaway group from the very small town of Ventura in nearby Klamath County, Oregon who disagreed with the teachings of the Ventura Methodist Church (some dude named Chuck was mad they wouldn't allow him to divorce his wife Kayleigh), the community once had a population of over 20,000 due to Philosopher-King Lars I's policy of "Fuck Like Rabbits". That population steadily declined, however, following the December 2021 "Oops" incident, in which Goose Lake was drained and the area acquired a desert microclimate.
Jungle

The **Jungle (or City)** level is the first level in Cat Evolution, where Crates and berries are delivered. Crates must be emptied and cats fused or the level will become full. The maximum number of cats in this level is 16. These cats can be found on this level:

The background is a cat play area. A warning screen appears if you try to purchase additional cats when the area is full.

Due to the design of the game, a simple mathematical calculation can be done to figure out or track how many fusions are required to attain a certain level: 2ˣ - 1

* Kitten: 2⁰ - 1 = 0 fusions
* Catoon: 2¹ - 1 = 1 fusion
* Foxitten: 2² - 1 = 3 fusions
* Meowne: 2³ - 1 = 7 fusions
* Eyebreow: 2⁴ - 1 = 15 fusions
* Purrcupine: 2⁵ - 1 = 31 fusions

(This assumes that all crates start as Kitten, and the Crate Quality upgrade has not been purchased, allowing more mature cats to be delivered.)
Lafayette Richardson

**Lafayette "Cranky Lee" Richardson** (1933 - 2022) was an American criminal who served as Sheriff of Klamath County, Oregon for 58 years from 1964 to 2021. He was the longest serving sheriff in the United States before he was removed from office following the discovery of at least 4 murders he committed from 1959 to 1978.

## Early life

Richardson was born on November 1, 1933 in a pasture outside Ventura, Oregon. His parents were devout Christians, and they pushed their values onto him at a young age. Lafayette's father would later go on to create the Ventura Methodist Church in the city in 1939. In 1944, his mother died in a factory accident involving thousands of gallons of propane and propane accessories. When Lafayette was 16, his father was arrested after he murdered a black man, saying it was "an order from god". Lafayette then ran away to Bend, where he worked as a gas station attendant for 13 years. On June 2, 1959, while working at the gas station, he murdered a young man who he believed to be a Homosexual. He covered up the murder, saying the man was killed by a local gang. In 1963, he moved back to Klamath County, and decided to run for Sheriff. He managed to enter the election as the republican candidate, despite the fact he had little schooling and no past experience in law enforcement. 3 days before voting for the election was supposed to occur, Lafayette poisoned and killed his democratic opponent, blaming his death on smallpox. Another candidate could not be located that soon, and the county was forced to elect Lafayette as Sheriff.

## Sheriff

Throughout his tenure as Sheriff, he was popular for being tough on crime, and he became known to locals as "Cranky Lee". Unbeknownst to the public, however, Lafayette was very corrupt and took numerous bribes. This was not found out until 2021, along with his murders. On August 18, 1978, he returned to the Gas station he previously worked at, and caused a large fire, which resulted in an explosion which killed 2 people. He blamed this on Cheyenne Thomas, a transgender woman, who was later convicted and put to death. On August 3, 1989, Lafayette was almost killed in the Big Pines fire, but narrowly escaped before his campsite was burned.

## Later life and death

In the final years of his tenure, in the 2000s and 2010s, Lafayette was in poor condition physically, but refused to retire and he continued to serve as Sheriff. In 2021, it was discovered that he was responsible for the 4 murders, and he was removed from office. However, before he was convicted, he ran away to Medford, where he intended to buy a plane ticket and escape the state. While he was purchasing a ticket on June 12, 2022, police found him, and this started a 3 hour police standoff in the middle of the airport, with Lafayette holding numerous hostages. 3 hours into the standoff, Lafayette stood up, and suffered a massive heart attack, killing him immediately. The standoff ended with no fatalities, however, Lafayette had kicked a child in the face with his steel toe boot, leaving him in critical condition. Lafayette was 88 at the time of his death.
Rat

Rat in 2018.

### Relatives

Billiary Tonclint (Grand Father), Netas (Father), Janley Manley (rumored 69th cousin), Your mom (27q8937q9 cousin)

## Physical description

### Eye color

dhskcbs

**Rat** is the current Rat of Rebabone. Rat has served as the Rat of Rebabone since 1969. Rat is the son of the all powerful Netas, the leader of Lebalone, Tekuncy. Rat is the former Vice-netas of Lebalone, and a current member of the Rebabone city council. On top of Rat's current ongoing political career, he is also a world renowned drug dealer, and has been blamed for spreading drugs throughout the youth population of the world.

## Early days

Rat was born in a dirt hole in the town of Lebalone, Tekcuncy in the year 0. Rat quickly began to grow in stature and nobility, joining the Lebalone city council at age 7. By age 10, Rat was awarded the "best sad" award, given to the best sad in the city of Lebalone. By age 69, Rat had won the "best sad" award 50 straight times. At age 160, Rat was awarded with the position of Vice-netas in Lebalone. However, at age 300, Rat would be ran over by the car of his grand father Billiary Tonclint. Rat had recently been getting tired of his life in Lebalone, and wanted to escape. So, he used this chance to commit death. Rat committed death and then traveled to Hell to study under the great Saten.

## Middle years

Rat would study under the great Saten for thousands of years, eventually becoming the secretary to Saten in 1300. In the 1300s, Rat would go back to Earth, where he would start the Black Death, killing up to a half of the population of Europe. Saten planned on promoting Rat to Vice-Saten, but Rat was then knocked into a come by Janley Manley, making it so he could not take the position. Rat would wake up from his coma in 1440.

## Something years because yes

When Rat awoke from his coma, he went straight to the town of Rebabone, Kektuncy because he smelled toes. Once he got there, he found a burning hell pit similar to what he had lived in during his time in hell. Rat then settled down, erecting a shack at the corner of Hell and Cocaine Streets where he would begin to live. Rat would then start up a business next door, where he would offer free toe murderings for anyone that wanted one. This business would flourish.
Yellow Fever, Kektuncy

**Yellow Fever** is an unincorporated community in Satan Rock County, Kektuncy. The community had a population of 666 at the 4020 census.

## History

Yellow Fever was founded for unspecified reasons in 1969 by Billiary Tonclint. The town then quickly grew, with numerous individuals randomly decided it was a good idea to move to the town. It is still unknown why so many random people did move to to the community of Yellow Fever, although many people believe it was Billiary selling people free homes so they wouldn't report him to the police for his numerous crimes against humanity. The community of Yellow Fever was incorporated as a village in 1990, but lost it in 2014 after then mayor of Yellow Fever, Gaylord Intercourse lost a bet with then Satan Rock County commissioner Sksksksksk. The town has been unincorporated ever since then.

## 2000 Fire

In 2000, a large fire broke out at an apartment complex on the north side of Yellow Fever. It is believed that this fire was started when Cough Man dropped his lit cigar on the ground. The fire then quickly engulfed the structure, eventually resulting in its collapse. 1 person was killed in the fire when they weren't able to escape fast enough.
Janley Manley vs. the Citizens of Hell

**Janley Manley vs. the Citizens of Hell** was a rigged court case that resulted in the destruction of heaven, vegetables, and all ice on earth. The hearing took place on January 420, 97832 B.C.

## Origins

Janley Manley traveled back in time as Satan in May 1969, to the depths of Hell, after smoking 920358902358 inches, 777777 kilograms, and 7989308-\*exe\*7358972eeee-(4398931) gallons. She ate 8 cocaine, 2 spoons, and 69 teeth when she met Lucifer, Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler, and Stalin, getting high, drunk, and destroying every building in Hell. The local store, Hell-in-a-Handbasket was obliterated by Janley's neck as she extended it 95238 acres into the air. She then traveled back to the future, with the help of Pat Sajak, who she had entered in a sex scandal with, after being seen nude in the backstage of the Wheel of Fortune studio. It was later revealed in a puzzle on the show, "Janley Is My Sex Slave." Pat Sajak then followed to self destruct the entire studio.

## Case

On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year of the 13th century, the surviving citizens of Hell, along with Vanna White, cited a violation of property, multiple cases of property damage, and a case of a violent ear infection, cited by Vanna White.

### Hearing

on January 420, 97832 B.C., Manley was sucked back into the past, after being impeached on June 9, 1969. She was struck down by God, Satan, and Charlemagne. Vanna White displayed the verdict on Wheel of Fortune, in crossword puzzle style "Cake, LSD, Not Guilty." Janley was transported back to Kektuncy immediately, and Hell collapsed.

## Aftermath

The case is often referred back to similar events, such as where Lamont J. Slinccy was seen destroying a piano store on inauguration day.
Kansas City Incident

The factory on fire

The **Kansas City Incident** was an industrial disaster that happened on December 30th, 2006 at the Cough Man Factory at Kansas City, located at 6099 E Front Street in Kansas City, Misery. The Factory, Owned by the Cough Man Company since 1998, produced Drugs, Printers, And Propane. The incident began when the roof caught on fire after some guy accidentally dropped his blunt. The fire spread to the interior, and then to the crack cocaine refinery. The factory used Nuclear Energy to purify its cocaine. The now radioactive fire spread to the propane, which exploded, resulting in a giant fireball. All buildings in a .10 mile radius were heavily damaged or destroyed. The northern part of Kansas City then became radioactive, and lovely mutants inhabited the northern section until July 9, 2019, when Phil Swift flex taped the broken reactor, stopping the disaster. The incident was the deadliest industrial disaster in the history of the city, and one of the deadliest in U.S. history. 1,578 people died, and 8395 people were injured or received cancer or other ailments.
Fatville, Kektuncy

The mayor of Fatville, Thicc Boi.

**Fatville, Kektuncy** is a village located in Satan Rock County, Kektuncy. The village is the third largest community in Satan Rock County, behind the cities of Podunk and the county seat, Janley City. Fattville is home to the international society of Fat People. The mayor of Fatville is Thicc Boi.

## History

Fatville was founded in 1888 by then president of the International Society of Fat People, Thicc Boi. The city soon was infested with people of large sizes, and thus became the headquarters of the International Society of Fat People. The city was then so named Fatville.
Wheatley

Wheatley in 2020

**Wheatley** is a Dark eyed white ferret. He was owned by Cough Man until he was executed on June 8, 2020, due to him killing wheatley. Wheatley was then revived by Janley after cough mans execution. Wheatley assumed Cough Mans body on June 9, 2020, and is now the CEO of the Cough Man Company.
Sonya Iral

Ist als Tochter des Hauses Iral eine Gleiterin und hat an der Königinnen-Kür teilgenommen, um sort ihre Fähigkeiten unter Beweis zu stellen. Sie hat bronzefarbene Haut, schwarze Augen und schwarze Haare. Wie ihre Großmutter, Ara Iral, liegt Sonya das Spionieren im Blut und sie ahnt, dass etwas an der konstruierten Geschichte über Lady Mareena Titanos nicht stimmen kann. Ihr Vater ist Lord Salin Iral.
Pilger Pickle Man

The pilger pickle man is an abomination creature who stalks children and lurks in alleyways in the town of Pilger, Nebraska. He was born on April 27, 2011 when Angela Merkel shat him out. He currently resides in the pilger void, a chasm located in a dark alleyway in Pilger. During the Pilger Twin Tornadoes, pickle man was severely injured. He was tossed 3 miles into the Pilger Nuclear Power Facility, where he mutated into his current form. Prior to the Pilger Pickle Man becoming a pickle man, he was a frog. The pickle man became a frog after eating a frog. He said that this frog was quite tasty, and that he wanted to become one to forever bask in the tasty light that is the frog. However, only 2 weeks after turning into a from, he became a pickle. The Pilger Pickle Man then became depressed and began to take numerous drugs, soon resulting in him becoming addicted. The Pilger Pickle Man soon founded the Pilger Pickle Drug company to fuel his drug addiction. The town of Pilger, Nebraska was then turned into the drug capital of the central US, as numerous former abandoned grain silos were turned into drug factories.

## Fort Dodge Incident

On April 69th, 2017, The Pilger Pickle Man flew on top of the back of one of Janley Manley's shirts all the way to Fort Dodge, Iowa. Once he arrived in Fort Dodge, he aimed to expand his business empire into the city. However, when accidentally trying to convert an old grain silo into a drug factory, the pilger pickle man could not make it to the bathroom fast enough, resulting a nitrogen bomb detonating in the center of Fort Dodge, destroying the city. The Pilger Pickle Man was then sentenced to prison on 281937764ejd893 accounts of war crimes. However, the Pilger Pickle Man wouldn't go that easy. The Pickle Man then proceeded to escape from prison by walking through the walls. He was able to do this, as his constant consumption of drugs had turned his body into that of a shape shifting blob of green pickle juice. The Pickle Man then went back to Pilger.
Blutheiler

Blutheiler besitzen die Fähigkeit sich selbst zu heilen und auf diese Art auch in gewisser Weise ihr Aussehen zu verändern, da der natürliche Alterungsprozess optisch, zum Beispiel durch Straffung der Haut, aufgehalten werden kann.

Sie sind dank ihrer Fähigkeit gegenüber den meisten Todesarten unempfindlich, nicht aber unverwundbar. Einzig eine Enthauptung können sie nicht überleben.
Klamath County Faith & Fellowship Community

The logo for the KCFFC.

The **Klamath County Faith & Fellowship Community (KCFFC)** is a far-right religious organization founded in 1987, consisting of the Ventura Methodist Church, Chemult 1st Baptist Church, and Klamath Pentecostal Temple in Klamath County, Oregon. The KCFFC acts as a 'parent company' to the 3 churches, and oversees most, if not all of their functions. The KCFFC has been known to promote QAnon conspiracies as well as violent homophobic and transphobic tendencies, and the Ventura Methodist Church is infamous for organizing a failed attempt to storm the Oregon Capitol Building and take over the Oregon Government in December 2021, leading to numerous arrests, as well as the 1998 murder of Stanley Merrick by Arthur Shultz, the co-founder and former president of the KCFFC and the former chief pastor from the VMC.

## History

The KCFFC was founded in May of 1987 by pastors Dan Baker and Arthur Shultz, with the expressed purpose of "Spreading the Gospel to the people of Klamath County". In the beginning, Shultz and Baker wanted the KCFFC to act as an overseer to most or all of the churches in Klamath County, but they would abandon this plan and instead limited their reach to 3 churches in generally close proximity to each other. In 1989, the Crescent Church of God in the city of Crescent sought to join the KCFFC, but it never did, as the church was destroyed in the Big Pines Fire in August of that year, and most of the people involved in the church's operation and building were arrested over child molestation charges. In 1991, the organization's headquarters in Crescent Lake was destroyed in a gas station explosion. The KCFFC then moved to a building in Klamath Falls in early 1993.

## Opinion on Homosexual and Transgender people

***note: Shultz was 23 at the founding, 35 at the time of the murder, and will be eligible for parole in 2024 at age 60***
Belly man belly boi belly woman

Belly man belly boi belly woman is a belly inflation activist originally from Fatville, Kektuncy. Belly man belly boi belly woman

### Aliases

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

### Relatives

Admittedly, he had shoes onBut that's even worseThe post went live at 8:38pmOn July 16thAnd a mere 20 minutes laterThe Burger King in question was altered to the rouge employeeHow did it happenWell, the BK employee hadn't removed the exif data from the uploaded photoWhich suggested the culprit was in Mayfield Heights, Ohio [ Lamont J. Slinccy rip off

### Affiliation

The International group of Belly inflation activists.

## Physical description

### Gender

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation
Tropical cyclone naming (Titan)

This page documents all names of tropical cyclones for each basin on the planet Titan.

## North Cookie Ocean

The North Cookie Ocean has six naming lists. The lists were created in 2009.

## Iquiq Basin

Iquiq has two naming lists, which are rotated every four years.

## Iola Sea

The Iola Sea has four, all-female, continuous lists.

## South Milk Ocean

The South Milk Cookie Ocean has only 10 names on its list, due to the rarity of storms in the basin.
Large Pig Airlines Flight 3431

**Large Pig Airlines Flight 3431** was a scheduled Large Pig Airlines passenger flight from Rebabone, Kektuncy to Pee Pee Township, Ohoe. On May 2, 1999, The 727 (Registered as N1427U) serving the flight crash-landed in Lake Hell after striking a Toyota Corolla that Janley had left on the runway, which made the plane spin out of control into the Lake. At the time, the aircraft was en route from Rebabone International Airport to Peepeepoopoo International Airport. Of the 83 passengers on board, 61 died, including Joseph Stalin II, who was on vacation in the US. The crash is the worst ever in the state of Kektuncy.

## Accident

### Summary

Struck a Toyota Corolla on the runway, leading to the plane spinning out of control and crashing into Lake Hell

### Site

Lake Hell, Rebabone, Kektuncy, United States

## Aircraft

### Flight Origin

Rebabone International Airport, Rebabone, Kektuncy, United States

### Destination

Peepeepoopoo International Airport, Pee Pee Township, Ohoe, United States

## Aircraft

The airplane, a Boeing 727 (Registration *N1427U),* was delivered in 1981 and was owned by Large Pig Airlines since then. Before the crash, the aircraft had been operated for a total of 39,131 hours.

## Flight

At 10:23 AM on May 2, 1999, The plane started to accelerate to takeoff, but hit the parked Corolla just 1 minute after it started to accelerate. The plane started to lose control, and crash-landed into Lake Hell. The plane started to sink, which caused  23 Loraxes, 30 Demons, 7 Crew, And Stalin II to die. 18 passengers and 4 crew were able to escape the aircraft.
Cough Man Company

The **Cough Man Company** (*Normally referred to as **Cough Man Co.** or **Cough Man, Inc.***) Is an American multinational drug manufacturer and Retail company that operates several Factories and Retail stores, headquartered in Kaufman, Rockcastle County, Texas. The company was founded on June 29, 1964 by Cough Man. The Cough Man Company is the world's largest company by revenue, with US$694.20 billion, according to the *Fortune* Global 500 list in 2019. It is also the largest private employer in the world with 2.3 million employees. The company was the largest U.S. grocery retailer in 2019, and 65 percent of the company's US$999.999 zillion sales came from U.S. operations. It was listed on the New York Stock Exchange in 1971. By 1988, it was the most profitable retailer in the U.S., and it had become the largest in terms of revenue by October 1989. The company originally was geographically limited to the South and lower Midwest, but it had stores from coast to coast by the early 1990s. The company has been the largest exporter of drugs since may 1981.

## Cough Man Company

The only official logo of the company, in use since 1964
Barack Harold Obama

Barack, circa 1989

Barack Harold "Jimmy" Obama was the true father of Eleanor Obama Benson VI, who was abandoned by Barack and a yet to be identified mother a day after her birth in 1970. Unknown for over 50 years, Obama was discovered to have been responsible (or at least involved) in Eleanor's birth. Eleanor's original birth certificate was found buried in a hole near the horse stable Eleanor was born in (which now is a luxury hotel run by Eleanor herself) during a tornado. The certificate also revealed another shocking thing, Eleanor's original name- Jeanine Chadwick Obama. The birth certificate also contained a treasure map that led to an abandoned lifeguard building in Venice Beach, California, where Barack's birth certificate was found. Unfortunately, many important things were scratched out, including the day of his birth and his parents. After her certificate was found, Eleanor went on a hunt to find her real mother, which, so far, has only resulted in the death of a moose and the destruction of a Wegman's.
People of Kektuncy v. Cough Man

**People of Kektuncy v. Cough Man** was a criminal trial that resulted in the Execution of Cough Man on June 8, 2020. The trial became the most viewed TV broadcast in the world, with over [very big number] people tuning in to watch the event. The verdict was decided on June 8, 2020.

## People v. Cough Man

### Full Case Name

People of the State of Kektuncy v. Cough Man

### Verdict

Guilty on one count of Animal Cruelty: Cough Man sentenced to death

## Background

Cough Man adopted Wheatley, a black eyed white ferret, on May 29, 2020. As soon as Cough man adopted Wheatley, It was clear that wheatley was being abused, with wheatley stating that he did not live in a cage, but was kept in a shoebox in Cough Mans garage. He also stated that the food he was recieving was not food, but in fact molten plastic and lead shavings. This abuse hit its breaking point on June 8, when cough man said on discord, "Ok I just put rat poison in Wheatley’s water hopefully he dies soon".

## Case

HH informed Paula and the rest of Rebabone of the death of Wheatley, and Cough Man was arrested. One hour after he was arrested, Cough Man was put on trial.

### Hearing

After a 10 Minute court case, the jury found Cough Man guilty on one count of animal cruelty, and he was sentenced to death.

## Aftermath

Just before he was executed, cough man tried to shoot himself, but his gun jammed, and cough man got a 63 ton anvil dropped on him. Wheatley was then revived, and he became the city council.
Mark Slinccy

סייַ ווי סייַ ביטע און אַבאָנירן - Mark's most famous quote of all time.

Mark Slinker (born April 20 1 BC) is a cosuin of Lamone Jr. Slinkey and bestfirend of M the Slinccy that is very cool I think

## Origin

Mark Slinccy currently lives in the Market of Rebabone. He was born in a rollercoaster in Whore World, Santa Claus, India. He is part sharpie, meaning that he can never die because Mark is a permanent marker. Texas

He also works at the market, and he sells alcohol, heroin, meth, LSD, acid, crack cocaine, weed, CRYSTAL METH, Sesquippedalio, and other beloved types of candy.

## Arrest

On October 912, 2001, he be arrested for: Janley Manley.

Here's the reson why:

So it started when Mark and Janley were just kids,

They went to the same school but one day

Ark standed on top of Manley's car, then proceeded to floss, say "fortnite good" and dab multiple times. This caused a huge amount of controversy. It led to people burning the school down, the school was never repaired (though on the bright side this led to the creation of Rebabone High School which inspires students to become arsons), Mark got cancellled on Twitter, then janley and mark become unfriends. Hmm

One day Marck got bored and decided to go to Mcdonald. He found a nintendo 6664 coupon in his fries. He asked Janely if she wanted to play Mario kart 64 with him, but she declined. This set Mark to hire Nintendo to copyright-claim Janley. However, it became chaos as Nintendo arrested a kid for being Italian and sued someone for looking at a mushroom.

Soon Mark caused rebabone to delete itself, leaving behind only Mark himself and a photo of green man.

Mark reset the timeline the end.
Bree Barrow

Tramy Barrow, Shade Barrow † (jüngere Brüder)

Mare Barrow, Gisa Barrow (jüngere Schwestern)

Clara Farley (Nichte)

Goldener Käfig

Wütender Sturm

**Bree Barrow** ist der älteste Sohn der Barrows.

## Biography

### Vorgeschichte

Bree war der Erste, der zum Kriegsdienst eingezogen wurde, seine jüngere Schwester Mare war zu diesem Zeitpunkt gerade einmal dreizehn Jahre alt. Er begann die Tradition seinen Schwestern ein Paar Ohrringe zum Abschied zu schenken.

### In den Büchern

#### Die rote Königin

Bree war bereits fünf Jahre lang ein Soldat, als Mare seinen Abzug forderte.

## Persönlichkeit

Er ist der typische ältere Bruder, der die jüngeren Geschwister gerne ärgert, z. B. zog er gemeinsam mit Tramy den gemeinsamen Bruder Shade desöfteren damit auf, dass dieser schmächtiger und kleiner war als die anderen. Allerdings ist er sehr beschützerisch gegenüber Mare, besonders als er Cal das erste Mal trifft. Im Allgemeinen ist er im Rahmen seiner Familie sehr kindlich und verspielt.

## Körperliche Eigenschaften

Mare beschreibt ihn, als sie ihn zum ersten Mal nach fünf Jahren wiedersieht, als "Muskelpaket" mit Kriegsnarben. Seine dunklen Haare sind kurz rasiert und sie vergleicht ihn bezüglich seiner Größe mit einem Riesen.

## Trivia

* Bree wurde am 4. September 298 NZ in Stilts geboren und dementsprechend im Jahr 316 NZ eingezogen.
Julian Jacos

Ist der letzte Angehörige seines Hauses und somit der letzte Einsinger in Norta. Nach dem Tod seiner Schwester, Königin Coriane, lebt er noch immer am Königshof. Obwohl er sich der Tatsache sicher ist, das seine Schwester von der regierenden Königin Elara ermordet wurde. Er hat kastanienbraunes Haar und wache intelligente Augen, die von kleinen Fältchen gesäumt sind. Seine Zeit am Königshof verbringt er mit seinen Büchern und Studien und wird daher auch ausgewählt um Lady Mareena Titanos zu unterrichten. Er hilft Mare als erster dabei ihre Fähigkeit zu entdecken und zu kontrollieren.

Er scheint tiefe Gefühle für Sara Skonos zu hegen, doch eine Beziehung
Big Pines Fire (1989)

Smoke from the fire on August 6, 1989.

## Map

Location in Southern Oregon.

The ***Big Pines Fire*** was a large wildfire that affected areas in northern Klamath County, Oregon in August 1989. The fire had burned 23,000 acres of land before it was contained on the 19th of August.

## Events

Throughout the summer of 1989, fire danger remained high in Oregon. Before the Big Pines Fire started, there had been at least 45 other wildfires in the state.

In the morning of August 3, Marissa Sanders, a 21-year-old drug addict who was staying at the Big Pines Recreational Area near Crescent, lit a small fire to better see the crack cocaine she was about to smoke. However, due to the extreme fire conditions that day, the fire quickly grew out of control. Marissa was able to alert all of the campers in the area, who all survived, albeit with some burns. The fire then spread northeastward to the recently completed Crescent Church of God, which was destroyed. The fire destroyed 13 more buildings throughout the next few days. The fire was fully contained on August 19. Almost 500 personnel were fighting the fire at one point.

Marissa Sanders was arrested by police outside of Roseburg in Douglas County on August 12, after she attempted to rob a Dairy Queen restaurant, claiming that she was getting ice cream for her daughter "Lorde Mooneyham". During her initial arrest, she admitted to starting the fire in Klamath County 9 days earlier. She would be sentenced to 6 years in prison. Sanders died of a heroin overdose in 2010 at the age of 49.

## Impacts

11 people were injured by the time the fire was contained. Haze from the fires spread throughout Oregon. Pyrocumulonimbus clouds also occurred in Klamath County.
Iqak Airlines Flight 666

A piece of debris left over from Flight 666

**Iqak Airlines Flight 666** was a international scheduled passenger flight from Large Pig Memorial Airport in Bag Dad, Large Pig Soviet Republic of Iqak to Rum International Airport in Rum, Itlay. The plane, a Boing 667-240, was destroyed in a midair explosion over Trucky, believed to have been a suicide attack by Joe Bidi, a member of the Large Pig Destruction Coalition of Iqak.

## Incident

At 2:61 am on May 26, 2020, Iqak Airlines Flight 666 lost contact with Air Traffic Control over Trucky and began rapidly descending, not long later, at 2:63 am, a shoe bomb detonated in Row 6 of economy class, quickly engulfing the plane and splitting it in half, killing 2 people instantly. The plane rapidly descended, disappearing off of radar at 2:64 am, and crashing into the ground at 2:64:08 am, killing the remaining 67 passengers and crew on board. The wreckage of Flight 666 was discovered by the Iqaki Air Force on May 27, and Emperor of Iqak, Saddam Huessin 2, declared the loss of Flight 666 later that day. It was quickly replaced by Flight 420, which was notable for exploding every 0.4 femtoseconds.
Endless IKEA

The **Endless IKEA** is a massive retail store located in Breadmen, Ohoe. It has been nicknamed the Endless IKEA due to its appearance of being seemingly endless, with the store with an area of an estimated 6.66 square miles (17.25 km2). In this seemingly endless IKEA, there are rumors of a portal existing to transfer from the Untied Satans of Murica to the United States of America. The rumors have been declined for years, however, recently, they have been semi-confirmed due to two immigrants, Level 1 Girl and Corina Vilus, traveling through the portal to get in and out of the Untied Satans.
Peepeepoopoo International Airport

The international terminal of the Peepeepoopoo International Airport

I WANT A FUCKING REFUND Airways

The Peepeepoopoo Internaitonal Airport (**KPPP)** is the third largest airport in the state of Ohoe, after the Clevage International Airport in Clevage and the Column Bus International Airport just outside of Column Bus. The airport is the operating base of Peepee Airlines, but is also a major hub for Large Pig Airlines and I WANT A FUCKING REFUND Airways. The airport is located 17 pounds away from the gate to hell, so every 37 microseconds, a massive fire and 66.6 earthquake destroy the airport. The airport is the 69nd most active in the world based on passenger movements, with the airport seeing an average of 69,420,666 passengers each year.

## History

The airport opened on June 6, 1966 at 6:66am, and immediately over 150 trillion loraxes flooded the airport, causing a catastrophic collapse, killing everyone inside except Lamont Jderadome Slinccy, who was later revealed to have caused the collapse. However, he blamed Cindy Rat, and avoided punishment for his war crimes.

On April 283th, 2008, a Boing seven eight sevn crashed into the runway at 28 tons per lightyear, causing a shockwave so powerful that the entire airport and surrounding buildings in a 20 mile radius were vaporized. However, Marilyn the Heroin Addict used witch craft and prayed to Large Pig for 289 inches, allowing the airport and other destroyed areas to be resurrected.

Starting in 2019, Satan made a pact with the airport, allowing the airport to be turned into lasagna every day at 5:18pm. This greatly improved the passenger flow, making the airport one of the largest in Ohoe.

## Parking

The airport has one of the biggest parking spaces in the world, with a luxury 6.9 story tall parking building for the cars, with sections designated for loarxes, pigs, demons, cough mans, and janleys. The parking space collapses from nuclear warfare every day at 4:20pm, killing 58.82 people each time.

### **Rental Car Service**

The airport also has a rental car service and parking lot, which burns alive every second of the day. Each car costs $828,482,948 per foot of use, but cars are free for seniors who are exactly 69 years old.
Rebabone Elementary School

The school during its 2019 fire

**Rebabone Elementary School** is an elementary school in Rebabone, Kektuncy that serves Grades 1-5. The school was founded on April 27, 2011, while an EF0 tornado was ravaging the city. The school currently has a student population of 666, and 69 staff members. The school was built on the remains of an abandoned bookstore and Janley shrine. The official colours of the school are Smaragdine, Sarcoline, & Feldgrau. The school has been praised for its numerous human rights violations, censorship, abuse, and torture of its students. The school also operates as a murder shack. On July 7, 2020, some guy named Peter Anderson drove his green Ford Taurus through the school wall and into Classroom 120. His car has become a popular tourist attraction, with an entry fee of 23.

## 2019 Explosion and Fire

On the Morning of May 29, 2019, the principal, Haaaaajjjjjjj Kammmaaajjjjj, dropped an avocado while walking through the hallway and hitting students upside the head. When the avocado hit the ground, it exploded in a massive fireball, and caused a large fire. The fire spread quickly due to the blood of students that littered the hall. The fire lasted for 5 Buckets, Injured -2 students, and killed a guy.

## Paid Testimonials

**"I hate children. They are whiny, obnoxious, little twerps who wont stop crying like little shits. I dont even know why I'm the principal of an elementary school" -** *Principal Haaaaajjjjjjj Kammmaaajjjjj*

**"I went to this school when i was a child. Its pretty ok, but i think janley was stalking me in all my classes" -** *New Jersey Governor Chris Christie*

**"Hey want some free jenkem?" -** *Cough Man*