Chef

That's not ketchup...it's tinted potato juice.

Amber Heart

Dregg Morris

Tomatoes

Tomato God

Chef is a minor character in Medieval Cop.

He wears a butcher's outfit and has an overall gruesome face and body. He carries a carving knife and is shown with splotches of blood on his clothes, though this could easily be tomato juice or beet juice.

He also speaks in a bizarre pseudo language that is somehow understandable by police officers; the language is comprised of "Ugagi" and "Buggati" and occasionally the odd "Lugini".

He is almost like a mascot for Rightia's Police and gets along well with everyone despite speaking nothing but gibberish, often asking for potatoes to sacrifice to the Tomato God. (Dregg is the only other known participant). He also somehow has an unknown girlfriend, who apparently went with Chef to go watch the play in My Dr. DontLittle.

## History

### Medieval Chronicles

His backstory is revealed in Skybound Part 2. Due to his appearance and language barrier, the Bloodhound Mafia were the only people willing to hire him, employing him as a bouncer/enforcer and having him fight in an underground arena. He befriends Dregg and helps him out on gang missions, such as giving him rubbing alcohol to start a fire and knocking out the perverted bank manager. After the boss orders the gang to lay low, he goes home to find a corpse in his house and is "arrested" by Weiss and Officer Chip, who frame him for the death. Dregg rescues him and starts to investigate the house, during which he talks to Gru about their undercover work, a conversation which Chef overhears. After Weiss and Chip are arrested, Dregg asks Chef to leave the country, upsetting him. Recognizing that Dregg is lonely, he turns himself in to Gru and helps set up an ambush. However, when his former boss threatens Dregg, his temper gets the better of him and he pounces, allowing Principal Ziel to escape. Later on, it is revealed that he accepts a 2 year prison sentence, with Gru offering him the position of police station chef upon completion.

## Abilities

Chef can cook, but the quality of his dishes ranges from a massive cake to a "failed dish" that looks and smells rotten. He is also implied by Dregg in Death Wish - Part 2 to practice sorcery "as a hobby". A loose confirmation is in My Dr. DontLittle, where he gives Amber Heart a Soul Catcher Potato and tells her to give it to someone who has a rotten soul. (As Prince Bernard ate it, it is possible that he is now soulless). At an earlier point (presumably sometime after Amber joined Rightia's Police), Polly Abbott was fed a Soul Catcher Potato. However, he is apparently "still pretty much full of it". This suggests that Soul Catcher Potatoes require corrupt souls to work.

He is also immensely strong, as shown on several occasions, capable of knocking people out and sending grown men flying with one punch.

## Trivia

* Chef is apparently a mild hemophiliac (though it is mentioned as being anemic), as he suffered a lot of blood loss from a paper cut in the events of Tira's Mind during Deathwish Part 2. However, given his build he could simply have immense blood pressure and flow and as such would experience a lot of blood loss despite not losing so much relative to his total amount. This also suggests that the splotches of red liquid on his outfit may be his own blood.
* The Chef got the job after the previous chef committed suicide by jumping in the soup while laughing maniacally and saying "*The Key to not cry while cutting onions is to not form an emotional bond*"
	+ Dregg, Tira, and Polly get deputized as police officers at the end of Skybound Part 2 and in Medieval Cop, Dregg tells a rookie that he's been in the system for 5 years, meaning Chef has been out of prison for 3 years when the last chef commits suicide. It is currently unknown what Chef was doing between his release and the first game.
* As revealed in Skybound Part 2, Chef's language is very similar to the way severely drunk people speak, which, given how much Dregg drinks, is how everyone at the police station understands him.
	+ Also in Skybound 2, it is shown that he CAN speak English, but considering the ellipses between words, it appears to take tremendous effort on his part.

## References

1. ↑ Based on a conversation between Amber Heart and **Chef** in My Dr. DontLittle; quote is from Amber Heart
2. ↑ As seen in a wall post of Rightia's Police in
3. ↑ As seen in this conversation.