Wrenchers HCs

Wrenchers headcanons focussed solely on the two of them. For Wrenchers headcanons which take place in the Toolbox Gang setting, see Wrenchers HCs (Toolbox Gang 'verse).

## SFW

### Relationship Dynamics

* dont-pester-lester
	+ Would they ever have a kid?
	+ What Numbers does when Wrench is sad
	+ On their real names
	+ Listening to music in the car on the way to hits
	+ Two universal truths about Wrench and Numbers
	+ Height differences and standing on tippy toes vs. bending down to kiss
	+ Numbers is a stress eater, Wrench tries to keep him in control
* ithinkwehitametaphor
	+ Various headcanons (final two questions are NSFW)
	+ Special memories
	+ Various headcanons
	+ Cooking romantic meals
	+ On their real names
* lemonison
	+ Numbers gets migraines
	+ Who wakes up first?
	+ Birth order
	+ How wrench and numbers deal with the jerks at the syndicate [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Wrench’s other senses are heightened
	+ Redacted “wrench as well as numbers is bi” headcanon
* blackstig
	+ Waking each other up in the middle of the night
	+ Various headcanons
	+ Wrench and Numbers are each others only friends
	+ Favorite things about each other
	+ After they argue
	+ Keeping each other warm
* demisexualsherlock
	+ Pros and cons
	+ Who fell in love first?
	+ How they sleep
	+ Wrench loves to be the little spoon
* teamfreevvill (formerly hitmanhvsbands)
	+ Healthy Wrench
	+ Numbers gets fidgety
	+ Numbers snores and that’s what has kept him single all these years
* erenjpg (formerly wrrench)
	+ Who does the cooking
	+ When Numbers cries
	+ Various headcanons
	+ Numbers isn’t sure if they’d still be together if Wrench was hearing
* The age gap and cultural references (fringeandfur)
* On carrying heavy things (fringeandfur)
* A mixed selection of Wrenchers headcanons (fringeandfur)
* Insomniac Numbers [part 1] [part 2] (ladydorian and dont-pester-lester)
* Various headcanons (391780)
* When they fight (391780)
* Regarding real names (ladydorian)
* How they signal to each other that shit is about to hit the fan (officialnoahhawley)

#### Numbers and the relationship

* fringeandfur
	+ Does Numbers miss sleeping with women?
	+ Numbers and personal space
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Numbers and gift giving
	+ Wrench changes Numbers’ outlook
	+ Numbers is cold all the time
	+ Numbers and sleeping alone
	+ Numbers and wrench and muscles [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Numbers has never liked anyone before Wrench and is very confused
	+ Numbers and pet names [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Numbers thinks Wrench’s eating habits are gross
	+ Numbers and singing in the car
	+ Wrench is the only person Numbers has ever cared for when they’re sick
	+ Goodnight Kisses
* Numbers vs. feelings [part 1] [part 2] (lemonison)
* Numbers used to be a coke dealer but he’ll never tell Wrench (lemonison)
* Numbers pretends to dislike spooning (trumpetandtrombone)
* Numbers’ safehouse (erenjpg)
* Numbers' charming facade (officialnoahhawley)
* Numbers' parents' relationship stunted his emotional growth (officialnoahhawley)

#### Wrench and the relationship

* 391780
	+ Wrench has a recurring nightmare in which Numbers has his hands amputated
* fringeandfur
	+ Wrench's favourite part of the day is when Numbers is too sleepy to be defensive
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Wrench likes Numbers’ unique way of signing
	+ Things you said too quietly
* lemonison
	+ Wrench’s rule about complaining
* multi
	+ Wrench is the smarter one out of him and Numbers  (391780) [part 2 from dont-pester-lester]

### Pre-Fargo Backstories

* officialnoahhawley
	+ Numbers was a lawyer and Wrench was his boy toy
	+ Wrench and Numbers were originally hitmen for a different syndicate before coming to Fargo
	+ Wrench and Numbers met when they were both on their way to start new lives
* ladydorian
	+ Fun with Numbers and Wrench (our story is a Fun with Dick and Jane story)
* lemonison
	+ Wrench and numbers meet in prison
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Wrench runs away and meets Numbers, another runaway teenager [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Teenage Numbers and runaway child Wrench

### First meetings

#### Meeting at the syndicate

* fringeandfur
	+ Wrench reminds Numbers of his crush on the high school bully
	+ When they first met, their facial hair was different
	+ Numbers was the syndicate's bookkeeper, and became a hitman after meeting Wrench
	+ Numbers develops a cocaine addiction while at Fargo, and Wrench is assigned to keep an eye on him
* Numbers warms up to Wrench (lemonison)
* Numbers didn’t know Wrench was deaf when they were first assigned as partners and Numbers thought Wrench was really rude for ignoring him (officialnoahhawley)
* Numbers requests a partner with qualities opposite to his (demisexualsherlock)

#### Meeting outside of the syndicate (when one or both is already a hitman)

* dont-pester-lester
	+ They meet at a coffee shop before being assigned as partners
	+ Wrench and Numbers meet in the hospital
	+ Numbers stays at Wrench's family's motel
* lemonison
	+ Numbers is sent to kill a couple and he takes their deaf son in [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Wrench rescues Numbers from getting beaten up at a bar
	+ They meet after Numbers kills Wrench’s boss
	+ Numbers is concerned about Wrench out on the street
	+ They meet at a bar and don’t sleep together, which is weird
* demisexualsherlock
	+ They meet in a bar when Wrench is trying to lose his virginity
	+ They sleep together the night before they’re assigned as partners
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Wrench and Numbers meet in a chatroom
	+ Numbers runs into Wrench while tracking down a target, Wrench helps him find him
	+ Hitman Numbers and bounty hunter Wrench
	+ Wrench steals a car that turns out to be Numbers'
	+ Wrench is living at the 24-hour gym that Numbers works out at
* Wrench and Numbers meet when they both want the last bag of scrunyuns at the supermarket (trumpetandtrombone)
* Numbers is an on-call interpreter at a hospital and Wrench keeps coming in with mysterious injuries (officialnoahhawley and fringeandfur)
* Wrench the burglar breaks into Numbers house (ithinkwehitametaphor)

### Pre-ship

#### Pre-feels/glimpses of feels

* officialnoahhawley
	+ Wrench loves driving and is good at it, Numbers hates driving and is bad at it
	+ Numbers and smiling
	+ Wrench buys the fringe jacket to piss off Numbers
	+ Wrench didn’t want to teach Numbers ASL and Numbers didn’t want to learn
	+ Working on New Years Eve
	+ Wrench goes inside Numbers' apartment for the first time
	+ Numbers made his actions intentionally hard to read
	+ Amadeus headcanon: keep your friends close and your enemies closer

* 391780
	+ Wrench was a successful solo hitman before Numbers came along, Numbers started as his interpreter/interrogator [part1] [part 2] [part 3]
* trumpetandtrombone
	+ Numbers got his name because he’s always doing sudoku puzzles
	+ Wrench knows that Numbers has hidden depths and the first glimpse he gets of them is when Numbers moves a bug outside instead of killing it
* ladydorian
	+ Regarding homlessness
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers felt like he'd failed at life until he met Wrench
	+ Wrench isn't pleased but wary when Numbers starts learning ASL
	+ A John Wayne-inspired tale of getting off on the wrong foot
	+ Wrench and Numbers get arrested and escape while cuffed together Part 2
	+ Numbers saves Wrench's life and Wrench feels obliged to repay him
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Wrench’s mom has cancer [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Numbers has PTSD
	+ Wrench goes on a mission to rescue Numbers [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Numbers on painkillers
	+ Numbers is shocked when he realizes he cares that he hurt Wrench’s feelings
* ithinkwehitametaphor
	+ Numbers finds out Wrench has a degree from a prestigious university
* erenjpg
	+ Numbers invites Wrench to live with him
	+ Numbers almost gets shot and Wrench comforts him
* lemonison
	+ Numbers the coke addict
	+ Why Wrench dresses like a cowboy
	+ Wrench finds Numbers’ playboy magazine
	+ Wrench gets Numbers out of a jam

* Numbers gets anxiety attacks, Wrench pulls him out of them (blackstig)

#### Numbers pining

* 391780
	+ Numbers, who hates kissing, wants to kiss Wrench, and it scares the crap out of him
	+ Numbers is super intimidated by Wrench but at the same time insanely attracted to him
	+ Wrench teaches Numbers how to shoot
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers only realises how sexy Wrench is when the weather gets warmer and he's wearing fewer clothes
	+ Numbers gets jealous of Wrench's friend 'Caroline'
	+ Stupid sexy popsicle-eating Wrench
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Numbers usually plays guitar when flirting but he can’t with Wrench
	+ Numbers slips in the mud and it shatters his suave and cool persona
	+ Numbers has really vivid dreams when he’s high
	+ Jealous Numbers
	+ In which the Australian is a jerk and breaks Wrench’s heart
	+ Numbers drunk texts Wrench
* lemonison
	+ Wrench and Numbers at the gym [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Wrench and Numbers at the sauna
	+ Wrench throws off Numbers’ groove
	+ Numbers learns ASL in secret and pretends to be bad at it [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Numbers likes Wrench and he doesn’t even realize it [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Numbers tries to be more manly because he’s intimidated by Wrench
* erenjpg
	+ Wrench the handyman
	+ Wrench finds a swimming pool

* blackstig
	+ His hands are the first thing Numbers notices about Wrench
	+ Numbers needs Wrench more than Wrench needs Numbers

* Numbers hears a song on the radio he wishes he didn’t have to listen to (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Watching football (teamfreevvill)
* Numbers thinks he only likes Wrench because he can't have him (officialnoahhawley)
* Numbers exercises to take his mind off Wrench (officialnoahhawley)

#### Wrench pining

* dont-pester-lester
	+ Wrench tries to impress Numbers
	+ Numbers goes undercover
	+ Wrench’s thoughts on Mr. Numbers
	+ Teaching Numbers incorrect ASL
	+ Wrench and Numbers share a bed when it’s cold on a hit
	+ Wrench the artist
* fringeandfur
	+ Meeting Numbers makes Wrench feel like a teenager again
	+ Wrench goes to prison and confesses his feelings in a letter
* Wrench with a schoolgirl crush (erenjpg)
* Numbers plays the guitar for Wrench (lemonison)
* Wrench and Numbers share a bed (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Numbers falls asleep on Wrench’s shoulder (blackstig)
* Numbers’ tattoos (teamfreevvill)
* Numbers tries to pick up girls, Wrench scares them away [part 1] [part 2]

#### Mutual pining

* officialnoahhawley
	+ Wrench uses his jacket to shield Numbers from the rain
	+ Wrong place, wrong time
	+ Numbers has insomnia
* 391780
	+ Wrench and Numbers take a job where Numbers has to look like a normal person in t shirts and sweatpants
* fringeandfur
	+ Bickering as displaced sexual tension
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Numbers gets drunk to get his mind off Wrench [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Numbers tries to forget about Wrench by dating a woman
* trumpetandtrombone
	+ Super cheesy “we slept together once but it can never happen again” headcanon
* lemonison
	+ Wrench and Numbers both figure the other guy is straight and homophobic
	+ Numbers invites Wrench over and he spends the whole time petting Numbers’ cat

* Wrench flirts with a deaf guy in front of Numbers (blackstig)
* Poker nights (teamfreevvill)
* Staying in a motel with a very revealing glass bathroom (officialnoahhawley)

#### FWB

* Both of them assume the other is seeing other guys; neither of them are (fringeandfur)
* Wrench tells Numbers he has to stop being reckless on the job (trumpetandtrombone)
* Numbers has rules for how not to fall for Wrench (391780)
* “Trust me, you do not want to date me.” (blackstig)
* demisexualsherlock
	+ Miscommunications
	+ Numbers always intends to stop, but he never does [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]

### Getting Together

* 391780
	+ Wrench and Numbers make out for the first time and Numbers isn’t used to all this intimacy
	+ Numbers wants to be Wrench’s FWB, but then Wrench tells Numbers he loves him
* fringeandfur
	+ Their first hit is their first date
	+ Numbers tests Wrench's interest by walking out of the bathroom naked
	+ Numbers and insomnia / Wrenchers in the 90s
	+ Their first kiss is interrupted and they're not sure later whether they should acknowledge it happened
	+ Their first hit goes brilliantly and they consider that date their anniversary
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Wrench and Numbers almost get arrested
	+ Numbers’ motel room intermission
	+ Numbers has trouble falling asleep
	+ Wrench confesses he loves Numbers right before they go on a suicide mission
	+ The western movie collection dvd wrapper debacle
* trumpetandtrombone
	+ Numbers never even thought of kissing Wrench as an option until Wrench kissed him
	+ Wrench and Numbers start dating, each without knowing the other guy’s a hitman
	+ Super cheesy country-inspired “you’re just using me for sex so goodbye forever” headcanon
	+ Numbers never even considered Wrench might be gay and he’s so thick headed Wrench has to spell it out for him
	+ Numbers never intended on getting close with anyone but then he gets shot and realizes he should let someone into his life
	+ Wrench and Numbers go see Pulp Fiction
	+ Wrench loves Numbers because if he didn’t he’d never be able to put up with him
	+ Post-first-time feelings misunderstanding drama stuff
	+ Wrench and Numbers stay in the doll room at a bed and breakfast
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Jealous Wrench
	+ Is it a date?
	+ Numbers has the hiccups
	+ Holding hands for the first time [scenario 1] [scenario 2] [scenario 3]
	+ First Date
	+ Wrench visits Numbers apartment and he’s acting really weird
	+ Wrench sees Numbers slumpy for the first time
	+ Numbers says I love you and immediately regrets it
	+ Numbers feels like a giant cliche the way he’s falling for Wrench
	+ Wrench the knight in shining armor
	+ First kiss
	+ Hesitation
* demisexualsherlock
	+ Numbers confesses his love to Wrench after a near death experience
	+ Our story is a Love Actually story
	+ First kiss
	+ Wrench tries to set Numbers up with a woman at a bar
	+ “””””Saving money”””””
	+ Wrench sees Numbers flirt with a waiter
* lemonison
	+ Wrench knows Numbers likes him and confronts him about it
	+ Wrench and Numbers run into each other in a porn shop
	+ Numbers has great gaydar
	+ The morning after
	+ Second thoughts
	+ Wrench scared the shit out of Numbers for the first few months Numbers knew him
	+ Mutual misunderstanding mix-up
	+ Hookin up in the interrogation room
	+ Numbers gets a taste and he wants more
	+ Wrench’s plan

* The morning after (blackstig)

### Early Relationship

* 391780
	+ Wrench’s hair was really long when he first met Numbers
* trumpetandtrombone
	+ Numbers is really creative and it’s therapeutic to him to sketch/write/take photographs
	+ Numbers feels guilty about not loving Wrench as much as Wrench loves him
	+ Numbers is afraid that Wrench will push relationship milestones on him and it will freak him out, so they agree that Wrench won’t push anything unless Numbers initiates it
	+ Numbers and Wrench quit smoking
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers tries to make romantic gestures to prove his commitment to Wrench
	+ Numbers shaves so Wrench can read his lips better
	+ Numbers and Wrench get high
	+ Numbers sees Wrench in shorts for the first time
	+ Numbers hooks up with someone else to try and avoid getting too into Wrench
	+ Wrench proposes a solution he doesn't want to a problem that doesn't exist
	+ Numbers realises he's in trouble when he starts having domestic fantasies about Wrench
	+ Numbers starts to see the upsides of Wrench's fondness for cowboy boots
	+ Numbers needs a moment to decide whether they should be exclusive
	+ The first time Wrench sees the Boundaries tattoo
	+ Wrench can't deal with Numbers' drug addiction
	+ Both of them misread the signs and think the other's moving faster
	+ A misunderstanding over what stage their relationship is in
	+ Numbers gets to know Wrench's less intimidating side
	+ Wrench and Numbers in the first (ridiculous) throes of love
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Ace Numbers [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Numbers still gets 100% groomed even on days when Wrench is the only one who will see him
	+ Numbers sees Wrench without his jacket on for the first time
	+ Numbers gets drunk, Wrench helps him get home
	+ The first time Wrench witnesses Numbers getting thoroughly sloshed
	+ Numbers texts Wrench telling him to join him for a nap
* Numbers’ tattoo (lemonison)
* Holding hands while driving (blackstig)

### Getting Serious

* trumpetandtrombone
	+ Wrench remembers the moment he knew Numbers had fallen in love with him
* ladydorian
	+ Wrench likes it when Numbers plays the guitar
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Numbers and Wrench get in an argument and Numbers locks Wrench out of the bedroom
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers proposes... that Wrench should work with him Part 2
	+ Numbers is surprised to find himself liking Wrench for his personality
	+ Wrench finds out Numbers cheated, Numbers doesn't see what the issue is
	+ Their first anniversary
	+ Numbers doesn't know what to do if a relationship survives the first big argument
	+ Wrench is the first person Numbers wants to commit to
* demisexualsherlock
	+ Numbers kicks Wrench out because he snores too loud
* blackstig
	+ Their first “I love you”s
	+ Telling each other their real names
	+ Numbers talks to Wrench while he’s sleeping
* thorrinoakenshield
	+ They have a fight and Numbers thinks this is the end
* lemonison
	+ Super cheesy romance movie headcanon

### Established Relationship

* ladydorian
	+ Regarding jealousy
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Two Hitmen and a Baby
	+ Keepsake
	+ Wrench finds a photo in Numbers' wallet
	+ Numbers thinks Wrench is going to propose to him
* trumpetandtrombone
	+ Wrench and Numbers reminisce about how they knew they were in love
* 391780
	+ Wrench brings Numbers back a treat from the store
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers the novelist [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]
	+ They're both so scary they can be as affectionate in public as they like
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Wrench grows distant and Numbers worries
	+ Numbers has nightmares about something bad happening to Wrench
	+ On sleeping in the same bed
* erenjpg
	+ The first time Wrench and Numbers could be out in public together
* blackstig
	+ Wrench gets pepper sprayed
	+ Wrench says I love you a lot more than Numbers does
* demisexualsherlock
	+ Wrench signs at Numbers when he’s not looking, Numbers talks to Wrench when he’s not looking [part 1] [part 2]
* teamfreevvill
	+ Numbers interprets for Wrench at the doctor
* lemonison
	+ Marriage stuff [part 1] [part 2]

### Wrenchers in Bemidji/Post-Bemidji

#### No Denial Version

* Very depressing headcanons don’t look (391780 and officialnoahhawley)
* Three very depressing headcanons don't look (officialnoahhawley)
* Wrench refuses to go anywhere cold (391780)
* What happened to Wrench after escaping the hospital (fringeandfur; cw: suicide)
* Wrench keeps the gas station shootout security tape as a souvenir (fringeandfur)
* A poem for Wrench (dont-pester-lester)
* Wrench opens a flower shop (erenjpg)
* Wrench breaks into the evidence room (demisexualsherlock)
* The Worst Thing I Have Ever Read (demisexualsherlock)
* Numbers and Wrench thought they’d die like in a cowboy movie (demisexualsherlock)
* Wrench visits Numbers' grave (teamfreevvill)
* blackstig
	+ Wrench killed himself after Bemidji
	+ Wrench and Numbers in the afterlife
	+ Wrench finds Numbers in the snow and they tell each other their real names
	+ “We’ll do one last job and then we’ll quit, I promise.”
	+ Wrench finds Numbers in the snow

#### Denial Version

* A quick fix-it: What might have happened after Wrench escaped from the hospital (ladydorian)
* Old married Wrenchers joke about leaving each other for younger guys (fringeandfur)
* Wrench and Numbers live happily ever after in Florida (post also contains some separate NSFW headcanons) (fringeandfur)
* Numbers visits Wrench in the hospital (blackstig)
* Numbers shows up alive (blackstig)
* Click Here for Happy in Mexico

### Domesticities

* fringeandfur
	+ Wrench buys a horse
	+ Wrench and Numbers get a cat
	+ More on Wrench and Numbers as cat owners
	+ Numbers is bothered by a squeaky couch
	+ Numbers is troubled by a noise in the house; Wrench finds it hilarious
	+ Wrench's favourite thing about going ice-skating
	+ Numbers gets caught in the rain
	+ How Wrench welcomes Numbers home
	+ Wrench goes through a phase of reading a lot of romantic novels
	+ Wrench can't help tickling Numbers' feet when they stick out from under the blanket
	+ Various domestic headcanons (last one is NSFW)
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Dust Bunnies
	+ Numbers uses Wrench’s grooming tools
	+ On killing spiders
	+ Curtains: open or closed?
	+ Wrench collects snowglobes
	+ Numbers redecorates Wrench’s cabin
* Furnishing the apartment (lemonison)
* Wrench and Numbers get a dog (officialnoahhawley)
* Numbers vs. the moths (officialnoahhawley)
* Wrench and Numbers have two beds in their room (391780)
* Numbers gets sick and Wrench takes care of him (391780)
* PTA Wrenchers (ladydorian)
* Wrench's pet fish Part 2 Part 3 (dont-pester-lester, fringeandfur, and littledozerbaby)
* On getting a pet (erenjpg)
* Numbers doing housework (teamfreevvill)

### Wrenchers at Work

* blackstig
	+ Wrench napping on the job
	+ Numbers wears a suit on the job
	+ Ice shack blues
	+ Wrench coddles Numbers after Numbers is almost killed
	+ Wrench almost slips under the ice
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers the action hero
	+ The first time Numbers hears Wrench cry
	+ Wrenchers go undercover at a 70s nightclub, plus other historical dress-up ideas
	+ Wrenchers romcom falling-in-love-on-the-job scenarios
* Numbers finds a large stash of money during a hit (officialnoahhawley)
* They’re assigned to kill someone who looks just like Numbers (lemonison)
* Getting assigned to assassinate a gay porn director (demisexualsherlock)

### Individual headcanons

* erenjpg
	+ Wrench and Numbers’ belongings
	+ Summer or winter?
* demisexualsherlock
	+ City vs. rural
	+ How they are with money
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Texting styles
	+ Fast food
	+ Favorite feelings
	+ Introvert or extrovert
	+ Food preferences [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Star Wars vs. Star Trek
	+ Do they drink the milk at the end of the bowl?
	+ On superstition
	+ On keeping pets
	+ Favorite indulgences, Patronuses
	+ Sleeping headcanons
	+ Mental health stuff
* Wrenchers and video games (fringeandfur)
* Dog person or cat person? (lemonison)
* Wrench and Numbers like to troll people on the internet (scrunyuns)
* How do Wrench and Numbers feel about their jobs? [part 1] [part 2] (lowfiboyfightergirl) [part 3 by officialnoahhawley]

### Little Things

* Wrench gets the hiccups (391780)
* Heart-melting fluff don’t look (391780)
* When Wrench chooses what to put on the radio (fringeandfur)
* Stoned Wrench doesn't mind being tickled (fringeandfur)
* Wrench balances things on Numbers when he's asleep (fringeandfur)
* Wrench and Numbers enjoy the occasional fruity cocktail (fringeandfur)
* Regarding dandelions (ladydorian)
* Aggressively feeding ducks (officialnoahhawley)
* Wrench is @dril (officialnoahhawley)
* Wrench's sense of humor (officialnoahhawley)
* Two little headcanons (scrunyuns)
* Wrench slurps his sodas (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Numbers getting flustered
	+ Wrench falls asleep in Numbers’ arms
	+ Swedish meatballs
	+ The biggest fight Wrench and Numbers have ever had
	+ Making a mess while baking
	+ Early morning
	+ Wrench and Numbers watch a horror movie
	+ Domestic Wrenchers
	+ Wrench distracting Numbers
	+ Sunbeam Nap
	+ Numbers’ back gives out
	+ Lazy Wrenchers
	+ Numbers watches great british bake off
	+ Numbers purrs when people touch his hair
	+ Jumping on the bed
	+ Baking cookies
	+ Arts and crafts
	+ Playing Monopoly
	+ Trivial arguments over milk
	+ Slippers
	+ Numbers and his stories
	+ Wrench finds a box of kittens
	+ Woodsy Wrenchers
	+ Tea party
	+ Princess Numbers
	+ Sneezing while cuddling
	+ Numbers singing when he doesn’t think Wrench is looking
	+ Fuzzy socks [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Wrenchers and snoring [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Numbers wrapped up like a burrito [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Driving aimlessly
	+ Numbers in a blanket pile [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Wrenchers on snapchat
	+ At the carnival
	+ Numbers gets a splinter
	+ Eskimo kisses
	+ Numbers after a shower
	+ Motel TV
	+ Wrench and Numbers get home from a hit at 5am
* erenjpg
	+ Numbers likes classical music
	+ Numbers singing
	+ Popcorn
	+ Midnight snack
	+ Wrench buys candies for Numbers
	+ Brokeback mountain
	+ The boys love Lost [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Wrench is ticklish
	+ Sleeping headcanon
	+ Wrench is good at poker
	+ Breaking the rules
	+ Waking up early
	+ When they steal a car
* demisexualsherlock
	+ Wrench the handyman
	+ How to win an argument
	+ Wrench likes foreign language movies
	+ Wrench’s laugh
	+ Breakfast quiz
	+ Eating ice cream
	+ Bar games
* blackstig
	+ Wrench has the wallet from Pulp Fiction
	+ Wrench loves making out
	+ Action movies
	+ Why they wear scarves and turtlenecks
	+ Wrench has a motorcycle
	+ Wrench the dog whisperer
	+ Numbers tries to replace Wrench’s jacket
	+ Wrench’s favorite song
	+ On facial hair
	+ Wrench loves Numbers’ tattoos
* teamfreevvill
	+ The Sandwich [part 1] [part 2 NSFW]
	+ Numbers’ daily routine
* lemonison
	+ Numbers loses his balance
	+ Spiders
	+ Ordering scotch
	+ Pickles
	+ Hot dogs
	+ American flag pants
	+ Taking selfies
	+ Numbers complains about TV
	+ Numbers with a guitar
	+ Various fluffs
	+ Numbers hears someone insult Wrench at a bar
* Grounds for divorce (dont-pester-lester and ladydorian)

### Tales of Wrench and Numbers

* dont-pester-lester
	+ Wrench finds a kitten
	+ Numbers gets a bad sunburn
	+ Wrench gets his head stuck in a chair
	+ Someone in public understands ASL
	+ Wrench and Numbers get a rabbit
	+ Wrench glues googly eyes to stuff in the house
	+ Wrench gets sucked into a video game
	+ Wrench and Numbers get in a car accident
	+ Wrenchers in Disneyland
	+ Numbers needs to find new clothes to wear while on a hit
	+ Sad-drunk Numbers
	+ Wrench and Numbers and vacations + photography
	+ Numbers quits smoking
	+ Wrench joins a book club [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Numbers took in his sister’s cat after she died [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
	+ Numbers finds a grey hair
	+ Numbers breaks both of his arms
	+ Numbers gets amnesia [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] [part 11]
	+ Wrench enters a pie eating contest
* ithinkwehitametaphor
	+ Wrench meets a deaf kid at a restaurant
	+ Wrench vs. the netbook
	+ Wrench and Numbers find a kid
	+ Visiting a tourist trap
* erenjpg
	+ Numbers gets pepper sprayed
	+ Wrench and Numbers play poker with the syndicate guys
* demisexualsherlock
	+ Fargo sends Wrench and Numbers “rewards”
	+ Wrench and Numbers find a baby
	+ Playing charades at the syndicate
* blackstig
	+ Cabana vacation
	+ Wrench carries Numbers home from the bar
	+ Wrench and Numbers quit smoking
	+ Jerks at the bar
	+ Wrenchers in Florida
	+ Numbers buys the fringe jacket for Wrench
	+ Wrench and Numbers shave their facial hair
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Numbers makes a film, it drives him and Wrench crazy
	+ Share a coke with Mr. Wrench
* fringeandfur
	+ Wrench runs into an ex while at work
	+ Haunted by the ghost of Hank Williams Part 2
	+ That time they had to escape through a sewer
	+ Numbers tries to persuade Wrench to wear designer-label clothing
	+ Wrench goes to prison and it's the first time he's felt lonely
* New brands of scrunyuns [part 1 from ladydorian and deaf-fellas-partner] [part 2 from ladydorian and fringeandfur]
* Fancy food (lemonison)
* Wrench and Numbers visit the grand canyon (391780)
* Wrench and Numbers go mini golfing (teamfreevvill)

### Misc

Numbers turns 60 and Wrench starts calling him 'grandpa' (fringeandfur)

Numbers makes up stuff about Jewish traditions to wind up Wrench Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 (Part 1 is NSFW, the rest are SFW) (fringeandfur)

When Numbers is tired he gets too lazy to sign (fringeandfur)

Wrench lipreads Numbers singing along to the radio (fringeandfur)

Numbers is a habitual liar (fringeandfur)

Numbers is embarrassed by how easily he gets drunk (fringeandfur)

Wrench's cabin (fringeandfur)

Numbers isn't as well-informed and non-ablist as he likes to think he is (fringeandfur)

Numbers and Wrench and celebrities [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] (dont-pester-lester)

Organic Wrenchers [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] (dont-pester-lester)

Numbers likes jazz (dont-pester-lester)

The Wrench and Numbers Show [part 1] [part 2] (ithinkwehitametaphor)

Wrench snores really loudly (ithinkwehitametaphor)

Waiting for Malvo (ithinkwehitametaphor)

Floral/garden Wrenchers [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] (dont-pester-lester)

Wrench puts a flower behind Numbers’ ear (dont-pester-lester)

Wrench gives Numbers a flower crown (dont-pester-lester)

Numbers doesn’t like it when Wrench points out his chipmunk cheeks (trumpetandtrombone)

Book talk [part 1] [part 2 with trumpetandtrombone] (dont-pester-lester)

Wrench and Numbers each love their own coat to pieces but think their partners’ coat is hideous and needs to be replaced (officialnoahhawley)

Complete crack headcanon (demisexualsherlock)

If they were parents (demisexualsherlock)

Numbers is religious, Wrench isn’t (lowfiboyfightergirl)

Pizza Pizza Pizza [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] (teamfreevvill)

Wrench hates going to the dentist (ladydorian)

What their coworkers think of them (officialnoahhawley)

Numbers was a ballet dancer (officialnoahhawley)

### Trans Numbers

blackstig

* Numbers grows a mustache
* Complimenting Numbers
* Wrench has to remind Numbers to take his shots
* It took Numbers a long time to admit he liked Wrench because he’s so manly
* Hanging out shirtless
* Swimming
* Growing a beard
* Wrench helps Numbers take his shots
* Numbers doesn’t want to get close to Wrench because he knows he’ll treat him differently once he finds out he’s trans
* Numbers’ scars
* Numbers takes his shots before hits
* On hands

### Sickcanons

* dont-pester-lester
	+ Numbers is sick and Wrench goes above and beyond to cure him
	+ Wrench is sick
* lemonison
	+ Numbers with the flu
	+ Numbers breaks his arm
* Numbers gets pneumonia (erenjpg)
* Wrench breaks his collarbone (demisexualsherlock)

### Occasions/Holidays/Seasonals

from dont-pester-lester unless noted otherwise

Anniversary

* Anniversary Gifts
* Anniversary stuff
* First anniversary miscommunication extravaganza (officialnoahhawley)

Birthdays

* Numbers refuses to tell Wrench his birthday (fringeandfur)
* Numbers birthday
* Wrench’s birthday
* Thrift store birthday [part 1] [part 2]
* Wrench makes Numbers a cake (teamfreevvill)

Winter

* Wrench has never seen snow
* Making snowmen [part 1] [part 2 from ladydorian and dont-pester-lester]

Valentines Day

* Bubble bath

Spring

* Wrench loves easter, Numbers doesn’t
* Mothers’ day

Summer

* Garden hose fight
* Fireworks
* Water balloon fight

Halloween

* Wrenchers Halloween costumes (fringeandfur)
* Numbers makes Wrench watch Rocky Horror (fringeandfur)
* Pulp fiction costumes
* Wrench’s wretched costume
* Visiting a Halloween store
* Carving pumpkins
* Candy coma
* On Numbers and dressing up [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
* Numbers getting high on halloween
* Wrench’s costumes (lemonison)
* On trick-or-treaters (blackstig)

Thanksgiving

* Wrench looooovveess thanksgiving

Wintertime Festivities

* Numbers doesn't celebrate Jewish holidays, but Wrench is curious and persuades him to show him some of the traditions (fringeandfur)
* Their first Christmas is just after they've got together and they don't know how big of a deal to make of it (fringeandfur)
* Wrench and eggnog
* Christmas and Hannukah Sweaters
* Mr. Numbers and the Mall Santa
* Various headcanons (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Their first Christmas together (blackstig)

## Observations/Theories

* fringeandfur
	+ A theory about ASL as a metaphor for sexuality in Fargo
	+ Numbers was straight and Wrench never told him he loved him
	+ Do their clothes reflect their real personalities?
	+ Are they any good at their jobs? Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 from ithinkwehitametaphor
	+ Character descriptions from the DVD extras
	+ Speculation on how much backstory the actors came up with
	+ Thoughts on Wrench and Numbers’ jobs as hitmen/syndicate dynamics
	+ Wrench can't leave any loose ends on the job, and one reason why Numbers interrogated Lester on the ice
* officialnoahhawley
	+ FAULT (I'm sorry)
	+ Why Numbers was so quick to shoot the gas station burglar
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Why Wrench and Numbers stayed in the ice shack on the lake [part 1] [part 2]
* ithinkwehitametaphor
	+ Definitive proof that Numbers cares about/respects Wrench
	+ Wrenchers could be canon?
	+ The fight as a way for the guys to release built up tension
	+ ASL film studies
	+ Proof Wrench is free
* lemonison
	+ Numbers and Wrench both liked each other but never did anything about it

* blackstig
	+ On Lenny calling Numbers gay/Does Fargo know Wrench and Numbers are gay? Are they okay with it? [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]
* demisexualsherlock
	+ How much does Wrench trust Numbers to translate correctly?
	+ Analyzing Wrench’s expressions
* scrunyuns
	+ On Wrench and lipreading [part 1 with fringeandfur] [part 2]

### Scrunyuns Deleted Scene Discussion and Headcanons

* Musings on the scrunyun scene [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] (391780)
* Numbers convinces Wrench to keep the security tape (ithinkwehitametaphor)

### Boundaries Discussion and Headcanons

* fringeandfur
	+ Revelations from the DVD commentary
	+ The tattoo reminds Numbers not to mix work and his private life
	+ Numbers has 'no' on the back of his neck
	+ Boundaries symbolises the divide between heart and mind
	+ Boundaries stands for the differences between Numbers and Wrench
	+ The tattoo is a kind of safeword
* Boundaries (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Boundaries tattoo headcanon [part 1] [part 2] (trumpetandtrombone)

## Work (non-ship) headcanons

Numbers and Wrench can both do things on the job the other guy can't and that's why they work so well together (officialnoahhawley)

How Numbers and Wrench signal to each other that they're in danger (officialnoahhawley)

Wrench and Numbers try to dump each body in a different lake (391780)

The skull on the rear-view mirror (fringeandfur)

Their approaches balance each other out when they're working (fringeandfur)

Wrench and Numbers aren't supervillains, they're goons (fringeandfur)

On a stakeout (dont-pester-lester)

Numbers used to use poison as his preferred weapon of choice (demisexualsherlock)

## Non-Explicit Sex Talk

fringeandfur

* Numbers is intimidated by Wrench's experience with men
* Numbers isn't comfortable being completely naked with partners until he's with Wrench
* Numbers wasn't bothered about going without sex until separated from Wrench
* Numbers doesn't know how to ask Wrench for physical affection that isn't sex
* Wrench buys Numbers a lot of shirts with snap fastenings
* Numbers keeps his clothes on in bed because it's goddamn cold
* Numbers always assumed that if he was dating a guy he'd be the top
* The inconvenient downside of new tattoos
* Weird compliments
* Wrench likes Numbers' armpit hair
* Casual nudity
* David Bowie songs have a certain effect on Numbers
* Wrench takes off his shirt to fight and Numbers gets distracted (with art from snewts and taplaos)
* Sex when Numbers is high is really frustrating Part 2
* Wrench's former career in suggestive mime Part 2
* Numbers likes watching Wrench fight, Wrench likes watching Numbers wash the car
* One of them goes to prison for a short while and they have sneaky sex during visits
* Wrench writes Numbers a letter from prison
* Wrenchers as prisoners together
* Numbers isn't very physically affectionate, but he loves cuddling after sex
* What their first time together was like

ladydorian

* What happens in IKEA stays in IKEA
* Regarding fringes
* Musings on chewing gum (a.k.a. like Lysistrata but with junk food)
* Condom shopping [part 1 from ladydorian and we-dont-have-a-jiffy] [part 2 from ladydorian]
* How to please your partner
* Regarding condom sizes
* Sexual tension on the job
* Nude modeling
* Regarding bad pick-up lines
* The first thing Wrench ever signs to Numbers
* Wrench hates the dentist, Numbers has to withhold sex to make him go

 lemonison

* Wrench and Numbers try to make each other angry
* Doctor’s visit [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]
* Going to bed angry
* Numbers getting tattoos [part 1] [part 2]
* Numbers remembers his sex dream while at breakfast
* Wrench reading Numbers’ lips
* Death glare
* Spoons
* Numbers doesn’t know how to show affection so he teases Wrench
* Numbers snoops in Wrench’s phone
* Wrench can’t hear the sex noises Numbers is embarrassed by
* Numbers confesses his love while on painkillers
* Numbers and Wrench try jogging
* Hypothetical Wrenchers TV show pitch
* Wrench decides to start being nice
* Numbers the strictly drunk homosexual
* Wrench likes older guys
* Why Wrench and Numbers don’t have sex right before a hit
* How Numbers found out Wrench was into dudes
* Wrench is hesitant to let Numbers see him naked
* Numbers’ ideas about Wrench change (but not that much)
* Numbers pretends to be more experienced than he is
* On stripping
* Gettin worked up at work
* Shower stuff [part 1] [part 2]

demisexualsherlock

* Bathtime blooper
* Self-conscious Numbers
* Numbers’ foot fetish
* Numbers is not subtle at all
* Angry Numbers
* Numbers’ plan backfires [part 1] [part 2]
* Wrench’s stamina [part 1] [part 2]
* Numbers gets turned on by the sounds Wrench makes when he bottoms
* Numbers is a little too eager to jump on Wrench's gigantic cock
* Wrench is particularly "handsy" in the morning
* Being jerks about jerking off
* Numbers knows which sweet buttons to push to get Wrench begging for his dick
* Since Wrench doesn't wake up from the alarm clock, Numbers wakes him with a blowjob
* Regarding cum and treasure trails
* Wrench's safeword is him flicking Numbers in the ear
* Wrench dresses as a cowboy for Halloween. Numbers finds it sexy

blackstig

* Numbers has a daddy kink [part 2]
* Breaking the rules
* “Traffic light” system [part 1] [part 2]
* Numbers is into light bondage; Wrench ties him to the bed
* Wrench's moods regarding foreplay
* Wrench likes it when Numbers puts on music while they have sex
* Numbers is a "pillow biter"
* They usually keep the lights on during sex, but Wrench feels he knows Numbers' body well enough to turn them off this time
* Wrench will forgive Numbers for pissing him off, but he'll make him pay for it later that night
* A romantic evening popping cocks and champagne bottles
* Numbers could spend hours on the road; if Wrench wants to stop and stretch his legs, he'll have to fondle Numbers until he's forced to pull over
* Wrench gets turned on by the vibrations of Numbers' dirty talk against his ear
* Numbers hears Wrench moan for the first time in his sleep

teamfreevvill

* First time
* Numbers lap dance
* Wrench after changing the oil in his car

other/multi

* Seductive Cheeto-eating (lemonison and fringeandfur)
* Two other universal truths (scrunyuns)
* Numbers don't bend that way (or Wrench has a poor grasp on spinal anatomy) (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Board games (teamfreevvill, fringeandfur and ladydorian)

## NSFW

### First Times

* First kisses and first fucks (ladydorian)
* Takin it slow (lemonison)
* Wrench makes sure Numbers is sure about this (lemonison)
* Hesitant Wrench (lemonison)
* Wrench comes too fast the first time they have sex (391780)

### FWB

* Numbers in denial [part 1] [part 2] (lowfiboyfightergirl)

### Early Relationship

* Numbers takes a while to get used to bottoming without feeling less manly (fringeandfur)
* Wrench has grown comfortable enough with Numbers to allow himself to moan during sex (391780)

### Misc.

* Power Bottom!Numbers sexcanon (ladydorian)
* Holiday turtlenecks (Not the sweater kind) (ladydorian)
* Falling asleep on the couch (ladydorian and trumpetandtrombone)
* Regarding Yom Kippur (ladydorian, officialnoahhawley and fringeandfur)
* Wakey-wakey, eggs and fingers in assholes (ladydorian)
* Injured butts and masturbation (ladydorian)
* Regarding roadhead (ladydorian)
* Looking good in cowboy boots (ladydorian) [part 2 from ladydorian and trumpetandtrombone]
* Flirting and barfights (ladydorian)
* Regarding body hair (ladydorian and fringeandfur)
* Regarding Valentine’s Day (ladydorian)
* Dick-measuring (ladydorian and ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Regarding St. Patrick’s Day (ladydorian)
* Regarding frozen balls (ladydorian)
* Blowjobs and polaroids (ladydorian and call-me-yt)
* Regarding prostate exams (ladydorian)
* More amateur photography (ladydorian)
* A drunken trip to the Asshole Buffet (ladydorian)
* Ass & Scrunyuns (ladydorian and trumpetandtrombone)
* Coke & blowjobs (ladydorian)
* Regarding ass-eating (ladydorian)
* Regarding foreplay [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] (ladydorian)
* Regarding dick-admiration (ladydorian)
* Numbers’ tips for requesting anal (ladydorian)
* Filthy ASL (ladydorian)
* Wrenchers + kinks (ladydorian)
* Regarding voices (ladydorian)
* Regarding lapdances [part 1] [part 2] (ladydorian)
* Regarding blowjobs and rough sex (ladydorian)
* Just filthy Wrenchers things (ladydorian)
* Licking cowboy boots (ladydorian)
* Various kinks/sexy things: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Regarding holes being too small (ladydorian)
* Numbers and Wrench have Skype sex when they're separated (fringeandfur)
* Wrench is very comfortable with his body (fringeandfur)
* Wrench learns how to get past Numbers' self-consciousness about nudity (fringeandfur)
* Post-coital chilled-out Numbers (fringeandfur)
* Numbers likes vintage film cameras; Wrench likes dick pics Part 2 (fringeandfur)
* Hairballs (fringeandfur)
* Wrench packs a special gift for Numbers when he goes on a solo mission (fringeandfur)
* Wrench likes to pick Numbers up and pin him against the wall (fringeandfur)
* When Numbers screws up, Wrench likes him to apologise with make-up sex (fringeandfur)
* Quickies and bad timing (fringeandfur)
* Numbers is the first to say "I love you" (fringeandfur)
* Wrench envies Numbers' stamina, Numbers envies Wrench's fast recovery (fringeandfur)
* Things Numbers likes in bed but Wrench doesn't, and vice versa (fringeandfur)
* Wrench loves teasing Numbers (391780)
* Numbers can't wait to get to a motel before attempting to ride Wrench in the car (391780)
* The duality of Numbers (lemonison)
* Public fondling (lemonison)
* Conversing during sex (lemonison)
* Sleepy kinky headcanon (lemonison)
* The best birthday gift of all (lemonison)
* Porn star Wrench (lemonison)
* Numbers manscapes (lemonison)
* The duality of Wrench (lemonison)
* Numbers in lingerie (lemonison)
* Wrench’s ears (lemonison)
* Numbers the thrill-seeker (lemonison)
* Passionate makeout sessions leave Numbers eager for more (lemonison)
* Numbers is filthy as fuck and always eager to please (lemonison)
* After Numbers comes, Wrench will shove him onto his knees and fuck his face (lemonison)
* Numbers likes to make a show of licking his own come off of Wrench's stomach Part 2 (lemonison)
* Numbers tied to the bed while Wrench teases him with toys (lemonison)
* Numbers gets turned on by breathplay (lemonison)
* Numbers "practices" with buttplugs to get himself ready for Wrench's huge cock (lemonison)
* Wrench fucks Numbers' throat, then shoots his load all over his face [part 1] [part 2] (lemonison)
* Regarding dick sizes (lemonison)
* Numbers likes it rough (lemonison)
* Sometimes after Numbers comes from a blowjob, Wrench just keeps sucking on Numbers' dick (lemonison)
* Numbers finds a porn tape Wrench made when he was younger (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Lying in bed after sex (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Wrench usually doesn't make any noises during sex, which is why Numbers is startled to hear him moan so much the first time he bottoms (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Wrench comes hardest when he's got a mouth around his cock and a finger up his ass (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Numbers is a power bottom (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Wrench is a bit of an exhibitionist (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Mount up, cowboy, and ride that dick into the sunset (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Wrench can't go more than three days without getting his rocks off, with or without Numbers (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Trying new things in bed (or The safe word is 'Ow, you bit me, motherfucker!') (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Big spoon Numbers likes to give morning handjobs (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Numbers is a "straight, manly dude" who's only gay for Wrench (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Wrench wants to practice lipreading but Numbers keeps teasing & sucking his fingers (lowfiboyfightergirl)
* Numbers wants to come off as mysterious, but Wrench has his kinks figured out (demisexualsherlock)
* Numbers goes dildo shopping (demisexualsherlock)
* While having sex, Wrench loves to nuzzle on Numbers' neck to feel his moans and enjoys his warm breathing against his skin (blackstig)
* Wrench the horndog [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] (teamfreevvill)