Mia Kitten: Camp Mia And Angelica

(It is the last day of school. Mia And Angelica are snoring in their bedroom, but they quickly wake up.)

Song: The Best Day Of School (The Last Day Of School)

Mia: (Singing) Today is our favorite day! It's the best in every way! So much more than just okay! It's a very, (Jumps On Her Crib) very, very, very, very, very Good day! (Mia Rips Off Her Demi Lovato Pajamas as Angelica Rips Off Her Star Pajamas to reveal their golden dance outfits underneath. She and Angelica are then seen brushing their fur in the bathroom.) Today is our favorite day! I do hope it's not cliché! It's exactly as I say! Don't believe me? Then just look What's written under my toupee! (She rips open a toupee on her head, revealing the words "I love today" underneath. Mia And Angelica run into the kitchen, and two backup dancers join them.) Today is my favorite day! I like it more than a soufflé! Traffic lights you should obey! I am really, really running out of words that rhyme With "day!" (The backup dancers get into a stance behind Mia as if she's thinking while scratching her fur.)

Captain Beakmen: (Off-Screen) Mia!! Angelica!! Where Are You My Little Girls?

Mia: (Gasps) Mommy's Coming! Ladies! Hide! Angelica! Act Cute! (She And Angelica Do So As Mia Has Her Eyes Glare Cute Looking And Asked A Man On Set push the backup dancers off the counter behind her.)

Captain Beakmen: (Came By) There You Two Are!

Mia: (She chuckles.) Good Morning, Mommy.

(One of the backup dancers hand her a bowl of demi lovato cereal from underneath.)

Captain Beakmen: Are you singing Mia-Mia?

Mia: No! Singing? Mommy, that's crazy talk!

Captain Beakmen: You know how I feel about opening musical numbers. You don't need some flashy song and dance to get people to like you, Mia-Mia. You're better than that.

Mia: I know, Mommy!

(Captain Beakmen checks on her one last time before she leaves.)

Mia: (Singing As She's Whispering) Today I love this day 'Cause today is The last day of school!

(After the backup dancers reappear, it is revealed that the living room background behind Mia is actually a curtain, and she tears it open to show her preschool. The students inside are throwing paper airplanes around as they celebrate the last day of school.)

Mia And The Students: (Singing) The best day of school Is the last day of school! The best day of school Is the last day of school!

Mia: (Singing) Goodbye, geometry! Goodbye, homeroom! Goodbye to the stench Of Miss Morgan's cheap perfume!

(Miss Morgan proceeds to spray her perfume, causing Mia to gag and faint. She quickly recovers as the camera cuts to the football team giving a student a wet willy.)

Football Team And Student: (Singing) The best day of school Is the last day of school!

Football Team: (Singing) The best day of school Is the last day of school!

Mia: (Singing) No more wet willies, Spitballs in your hair! The last day they'll hang you By your demi lovato underwear!

(The camera cuts to Mia and many students in the preschool cafeteria.)

Mia And Students: The best day of school Is the last day of school! The best day of school Is the last day of school!

Mia: (Singing) Goodbye, lunch food! How did we survive? I won't miss the kitty kibble! is it alive? (The Kitty Kibble Stared At Mia Startled, Mia drops her tray of food, then crunches on it to try to kill it.) Be gone, cursed beast! Go back to whatever cruel kibble world you came from! (angrily stomps on the kitty kibble) Die! Die! Die! (Everyone in the cafeteria stares at Mia in confusion.) Sorry.

(After Mia apologizes, the next frame is revealed to be another curtain, which Mia, Fred and the school's marching band rip open. Now on a football field, Fred and Mia, who are also dressed in a marching band outfit and holding a baton, lead the band.)

Fred: All right, everyone, this is Mia's big finish so let's really make her song count!

Mia And Students: (Singing) The best day of school Is the last day of school! The best day of school Is the last day of school! The best day Is the last day, Is the best day 'Cause it's the last day of school! (Song Ends. Angelica is then shown in Pokey Pets Kindergarten, implying that all of the previous events were a daydream.)

Angelica: (Singing As *She's vocalizing.)* Yeah, the last day of school is the best day of school!

*(Everyone turns to stare at Angelica in confusion, including Kevin, Angelica's arch-nemesis, and Diesel, Kevin's friend.)*

Angelica: Sorry, I just really like today, so...

*(Kevin shoots a spitball at Angelica.)*

Angelica: Kevin!

Kelvin: You're such a dorknozzle, Angelica!

Diesel: Oh, nice one, Kevin. Your accuracy has really improved.

Miss Morgan: *(off-screen)* Okay, class. Let's Do The Old Lady Song.

Angelica And Students: (Agreed With Miss Morgan) YES!!!!

*(The cutscene reveals the movie name and a campsite sketch underneath.)*

Movie Title: "Mia Kitten: Camp Mia And Angelica"

(After the school bell rings, Mia, Angelica, Bucky and Bertha, their friends, walk home together and discuss their summer plans.)

Bucky: Yeah, I don't know. I'll probably spend my summer just
going near my jumpapalooza, catch up on some movies, relax, you know?

Mia: Yeah, that's cool.

(Before Mia could daze off, Bucky Woo-Hoos her.)

Mia: OW! What Was That For?

Bucky: Mia, you and Angelica were thinking about that stupid summer camp again, aren't you?

Mia: I was thinking about Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee, but, I mean, it's pretty much the best summer camp in the entire Tot-Ville. See?

(Mia holds up a pamphlet of Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee, which depicts it as exciting)

Bucky: Cool! I'll Join Ya! And Besides It Has Bunks That You And I Can Share, And The Game During That Talent Thing I Wrote A Song That We Can Do Together With The Other Toddlers Called "The Loser Song" For How Amazing That Camp Is! See You On That Bus Mia! Let's Go Bertha!

Mia: You Too Bucky! Come On Angelica! (Back At T.O.T.S. Mia Is Packing Her Demi Lovato Case That Haves Her Demi Lovato Doll Inside For Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee While Facing The Camera To The Viewer.) I'll need this, this, and I'll definitely need this. This is so incredible! Can you believe Angelica And I Are actually going to Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee?

(Mia shoves more items down Her Demi Lovato suitcase.)

Mia: Did you know Fred went there during his 3rd Movie?

(Mia haves more items down her Demi Lovato suitcase.)

Mia: Okay Angelica Got Your Essentials Packed?

Angelica: (Haves Her Willow Tiny Traveler Packed With Essentials) Yes Mommy! We Need Clothes Too!

Mia: You're Right!

Mia And Angelica: (Packed Their Clothes) Perfect.

(Mia unsuccessfully tries to zip up her suitcase due to the numerous items inside of it.)

Mia: Go down! (She grunts.) Get!

(Mia And Angelica finally lug their suitcases downstairs, where Captain Beakmen was waiting for them)

Mia: Whew!

Captain Beakmen: Oh, I'm really gonna miss you, Mia-Mia, so on and so forth.

Mia: Thanks, Mommy. I'll miss you, too.

Captain Beakmen: You all packed up and ready to go? 'Cause that Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee bus is gonna be here in any minute.

Mia: Yep And That Same Name Is What I Told Bucky On The Way Home And He's Coming With Me!

Captain Beakmen: That's True What's the difference? Camp is camp, right?

Mia: Right! (After Hearing What She Said Kiki falls into a state of shock to find out why Mia is packed up for.) What The?

Marty: Kiki? Are You Okay?

Pablo: Kiki?

Precious: How Many Paws Am I Holding Up?

(Kiki faints. A daydream sequence occurs where paramedics are trying to shock Kiki and wake her up.)

Paramedic: Clear! Dame! We lost her.

(Kiki's mom is terrified at Kiki's death. Kiki, as a ghost, appears beside her and Captain Beakmen.)

Kiki: See what happens, Mother? See what happens when Captain Beakmen sends Mia to the wrong summer camp? Now I'm a ghost.

(Daydream sequence ends. Kiki rants about her situation of Mia And The Summer Camp.)

Kiki: This is so unfair! This is gonna be the worst summer that Mia has gotten Into ever! (She screams.) This is horrible!

Mia: Oh, come on, Kiki. I Can't Be Overreacting. I'm sure it won't be that bad for me and Angelica.

Kiki: It's called Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee, Mia. How good could it possibly be for you?

Mia: And that is just my point. One of us can't always judge something by It's name.

Captain Beakmen: (Has Mia's Demi Lovato Suitcase And Angelica's Suitcase) Exactly What I Told You Mia-Mia!

(A worn-down flying bus, breaking a few vehicular parts, arrives at T.O.T.S.)

Captain Beakmen: Or maybe I'm wrong.

Kiki: (She's horrified.) Mia! Don't Leave Us! Run For Your Life!! (Mia Stays Put)

Captain Beakmen: You See, Mia-Mia You're A Big Kid You can handle any curveball life throws you. Because you are not only just Mia Beakmen Because You Are "Mia Winithered Beakman".

(A man in a cropped I-Wanna-Pee-Pee shirt leaps outside of the bus.)

Cropped shirt man: Whoo!

Mia: Yeah, you're right! I can do this! I mean, I'm not gonna let some stupid summer camp bring me down! Because I'm not only just Mia Beakmen Because I Am Mia Winithered Beakmen!!

Cropped shirt man: Sorry I am late. Took a couple wrong turns. Almost ended up driving this bus of kids into a ravine.

(Upon hearing this, Mia, Angelica and Captain Beakmen react in horror. The campers on this bus, however, reassure them by giving them a thumbs up.)

Cropped shirt man: But they're troupers! That was not good. Not good at all. Anyhoo, I'm looking for a "Ted Twinklecorn."

Captain Beakmen: That's Mia Beakmen to you, mister. And she's right here. (She turns around, only to find that Mia has gone missing because of Kiki) Mia, Come To Mommy Sweetheart!

(Kiki fails to fight her way out of both adults' grasps and have Mia and Angelica out of the bus.)

Kiki: (She's screaming and crying.) I don't want to let Mia go! No! No! No, Mia's Mom! She changed her mind! No! No! No!

(As Kiki sobs when Mia and Angelica got inside of the bus, Captain Beakmen looks at her encouragingly while holding Kiki during her tantrum.)

Captain Beakmen: You can do this, Mia-Mia!

Mia: I WILL!

Captain Beakmen: I believe in you!

Mia: THAT'S FOR SURE!

Captain Beakmen: Don't forget to write!

Mia: I WON'T FORGET!

(After the bus takes off, leaving Captain Beakmen to cough against the bus smoke, Mia started to sing A Demi Lovato Song until she looks at the throng of exhausted and confused campers on the bus.)

Bucky: Mia! You And Angelica Went To Sit Next To Me And Bertha Did You!

Mia: I Did! But I'm just gonna apologize in advance for what I'm about to do with my little sweetems. (Everyone on the bus winces in pain as Mia proceeds to sing A Demi Lovato Song for the entire duration of the ride to Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee.) (to a camper.) Hey, what's up?

(Mia continues singing. Eventually, the bus arrives in from of the camp gate, After the campers hurriedly exit the bus, a burly man arrives to greet them.)

Burly man: Howdy, campers! My name is Floyd Spunkmeyer and I'm the director of Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee. Feel free to call me Floyd. Or Big Floyd. Or Doctor Spunkinstein. You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for s'mores. Seriously, we don't have s'mores here because I am deathly allergic to marshmallows. Also, ironically, hot dogs. But who eats hot dogs at a summer camp? Am I right? That dude knows what I'm talkin' about.

(Floyd Spunkmeyer point at a tall camper in the background.)

Floyd Spunkmeyer: Did you know that "I-Wanna-Pee-Pee"is actually an old Cherokee Indian term that means "blessed ray of sunshine"? So let me be the first to give you all the official camp greeting. I-Wanna-Pee-Pee on you. I-Wanna-Pee-Pee on you. I-Wanna-Pee-Pee on all of you. (He's noticing Mia's hand raised.) Question?

Mia: Do You Have Any Bunk Beds For Me, Angelica, Bucky And Bertha?

Floyd Spunkmeyer: Yes We Do! And It's Big Enough For All Four Of You! All right, everybody, you've been on a long bus trip. Let's get some grub and then figure out some bunk assignments, okay? Come on. We're at camp! (All the campers including Mia, Bucky, Angelica And Bertha enter the I-Wanna-Pee-Pee mess hall. Mia recognizes the same cropped shirt man who not drove Mia to camp cooking the food.)

Mia: I Didn't Know You Can Cook Too!

Cropped shirt man: You're dang tooting. I'm also the counselor, trail guide, lifeguard, and on Tuesdays and Thursdays I teach a needlepoint class.

(The man pulls out a needlepoint project of him needlepointing another project.)

Cropped shirt man: See? It's a needlepoint of me needlepointing. (He throws project aside.)

Mia: Nice.

Cropped shirt man: Yeah. It's pretty great. I'm kind of awesome at everything I do.

(The man then scoops a giant spoonful of green ice cream with kitty kibble onto Mia And Angelica's plates. Mia recoils in love)

Mia: OMG. What is this stuff?

Cropped shirt man: Good, un-old-fashioned American gruel.

(Mia and Angelica moved on to the next station, where he sees dispensers with "strawberry juice" labels on them. Magoo approaches Mia and Angelica about to use the dispensers.)

Magoo: Trust me. You do want to drink that.

Mia: Why?

Magoo: Let's just say it's called "strawberry juice" for a reason.

Mia: Okay.

Magoo: Name's William, but everyone around here just calls me Magoo.

Mia: Hey. I'm Mia And That's My Kitty Angelica. (Points To Angelica)

Magoo: Nice to meet you, Mia. Welcome to Camp I-Wanna-Pee-Pee. Worst summer camp on Earth. You can sit with us.

(Mia follows Magoo to a table with three other people.)

Magoo: This way. (to the three people.) Hey, guys. This is Mia And Angelica. They're new to camp, so go easy on them, okay?

Mia And Angelica: Hello.

Magoo: Oh, that's Chatter. Don't mind him. He never talks. That one over there is Spoon. She's always eating. And I mean always.

Spoon: Hola.

Magoo: Last but not least, there's Dig.

Dig: 'Sup.

Mia: Why do they call you Dig?

Dig: 'Cause I dig holes.

Mia: I guess that makes sense.

Magoo: I Hear You And Angelica Are Bunking With Bucky And Bertha. They're in cabin thirteen and they have a...

Dig: (He gets distracted.) Shh. Wait, guys. Here she comes. Quiet.

Mia: Here who comes?

Magoo: (He's dreamily.) Oksana.

(A beautiful, blonde woman wearing nurse gear and a camping outfit walks and sits at the counselor's table while the boys and girls stare lovingly at her.)

Nurse Oksana: Hello, kids.

Mia: Who's she?

Dig: The camp nurse. And she's terrible at it. But nobody seems to mind.

Magoo: She gets hotter every year.

Mia: (She snaps out of her love sequence.) Wait. "Every year"? You guys have been here before?

Magoo: Yeah, it's mine and Chatter's third year. But Dig and Spoon have been here for four.

Fred: Four years at this dump? How can you stand it? This place is horrible.

Magoo: It's not that bad. It's not perfect. It starts to kind of grow on you after a while.

Fred: Yeah, I'm sure it does. Grows on you like a bad fungus.

(Chatter burps, which sends the table laughing.)

Magoo: Ha ha ha ha! Boom!

Dig: (to Mia) If you like that, you should hear him fart the alphabet.

Mia: I Usually Sing The Alphabet But Wow, his mother must be so proud.

Spoon: Who do you think taught him?

(Most of the table, except Mia And Angelica, laugh.)

Mia: What?!

(Chatter farts.)

(Mia And Angelica Are seen standing at the counselor's office, staring at an empty trophy case.)

Floyd Spunkmeyer: I see you're admiring the new trophy case I just had installed.

(Misia a notices a giant lump protruding on Floyd Spunkmeyer's forehead.)

Mia: (She's horrified.) Mr. Spunkmeyer? What happened to your face?

Floyd Spunkmeyer: Oh, it's just a mosquito bite. You should see when I get a bee sting. My head swells up like a pinata. Oksana has to suck out the excess pus with a turkey baster.

Mia: Huh?

Floyd Spunkmeyer: Yeah, man. It really is. [exhales]

Mia: So, where are all your trophies, anyway? They being cleaned or something?

Floyd Spunkmeyer: Yeah, we don't have any trophies. You see, Mia, every summer we compete against Camp Superior in a grueling three-day competition called the Summer Camp Games. And, wouldn't you know it, every year Camp Superior has taken home the trophy.

Mia: How long have these games been going on?

Floyd Spunkmeyer: Sixty-nine years.

Mia: (She's surprised.) Sixty-nine years?

Floyd Spunkmeyer: (He gestures at the photos of I-Wanna-Pee-Pee's founders.) Four generations of Spunkmeyers have tried to bring home that trophy, with no luck. But my grandfather had a prophecy that one day, a very special boy would come to this camp and lead us to victory. And, Mia, I believe with all my heart that special young girl is you.

Mia: (She's taken aback.) Me? Really? Wow!

Floyd Spunkmeyer: No, not "you." I said "Hugh." As in Hugh Thompson over there!

(Floyd Spunkmeyer gestures towards a buff teenager repeatedly lifting a kid in the air.)

Floyd Spunkmeyer: Look at him! He's amazing! I had this T-shirt printed up to show my support. Hugh can do it!

Hugh: You got it, Floyd!

Floyd Spunkmeyer: We're counting' on you, buddy!

(The exhausted and exasperated Mia tries lugging her and Angelica's suitcases and finding cabin thirteen with no luck.)

Mia: Where the heck is cabin thirteen?

(While lugging their suitcases, Mia hears some rustling in the woods.)

Mia: Hello? ls somebody there?

(An old man pops out of the bushes, slightly camouflaged in the dark.)

Old man: Come here, boy. I got somethin' for you.

(Mia screams and runs away from the woods, while the old man fully pops out of the bushes.)

Old man: (He's slightly exasperated.) It's a map of the campgrounds.

(Mia Grabs Angelica, Holds On To Their Suitcases And runs to cabin thirteen and bumps into the the cropped shirt man, who then tries to perform self-defence moves and yelps.)

Cropped shirt man: Whoa, there, Mia. Where's the fire? Seriously, cabin five is not on fire again, is it?

Mia: (She's desperate.) Please, Murray, you have to help me. There's some crazy old guy trying to get me!

Murray: Don't worry about it. That's just Scary Gary,the maintenance man. He's harmless. Pretty much.

Mia: "Scary Gary?" If he's so harmless, then maybe he should have a less menacing name, like Scary Barry or Scary Larry or...Joey. Anyway, do you know how to...

Murray: Way ahead of you, buddy. And the answer to your first question is yes! I am dating Oksana, the foxy nurse right there.

(Murray glances at Nurse Oksana talking to other female campers.)

Mia: Good for you, Murray.

Murray: And when I say "dating," I mean I haven't actually "talked" to her yet.

Mia: Wow, and people say I'm delusional.

Murray: What's that?

Mia: Nothing. Um, do you know how to get to cabin thirteen?

Murray: It's right here.

(Murray gestures to the front of the cabin, which is a door wand a sign reading "13" nailed to the door.)

Mia: Well, it looks nice.

Murray: Yeah, she's a beaut.

(Mia chuckles nervously as Murray accidentally tears the rickety door off the hinges and leads her and Angelica inside. Murray searches for a stable bunk with Bucky and Bertha.)

Murray: Here you go. Best bunk in the cabin.

(Murray places Mia And Angelica's suitcases on a top bunk, only for it to collapse and land on the bottom bunk. Angelica yelps.)

Murray: I was wrong. (He gestures to another top bunk and tests its stability.) Yeah, definitely this one for you both and Bucky and Bertha!

Mia: So, Murray, where's the bathroom in this place?

(After a walk through the woods, Mia, Angelica and Murray reach what appears to be a rickety outhouse. Mia notices how old the wood making the outhouse is. Murray smells the odor of the outhouse deeply.)

Murray: Here she is. Word of advice. If you have to use it at night, bring a buddy. Couple years ago, one of the campers had a little accident. And by "accident," I mean he fell in.

Angelica: (She's disgusted.) Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Murray: By "one of the campers," I mean it was me. Worst five hours of my life.

(Murray tosses Mia a roll of toilet paper before stepping inside the outhouse.)

Murray: Excuse me for a second.

(Murray uses the bathroom, disgusting Angelica)

(Back in Mia And Angelica's cabin, While Unpacking Their Suitcases, Angelica rants about the state of I-Wanna-Pee-Pee in front of the camera. As she does this, she angrily unpacks her suitcase.)

Mia: (Unpacks Her Demi Lovato Suitcase Happily) This Is Gonna Be The Best Summer Ever! (Unpacks Her Demi Lovato Doll) I Am Gonna Love It Here And It Will Be The Best Summer Ever! (Singing "Sumer Summer Summer" Billions Of Times) Do You Love It Angelica? (Angelica's Gray Fur Turns Red And Blows Her Kitty Pigtail Ears) Angelica? It's Okay. Angelica?

Angelica: (To The Viewer) Ohh, I hate this place! So much! I hate it more than time-out in Pokey Pets Kindergarten! (Mia: Angelica Calm Down) I hate it more than eating Brussels kibble! (Mia: But You Shouldn't Have!) I hate it more than eating Brussels kibble in time-out! (Mia: But Angelica! We Can't!) Which I had to do once for reasons that I'm not gonna get into right now. Mark my words. Mia And I will escape from this demented place. I don't care if I have to tunnel my way out of here. I sounded pretty cool, there didn't I? Yeah, I can be a pretty bad dude when I wanna be.