ALF the Killer/Transcript

The following is a transcript from the eleventh episode of *The Adventures of Leah Thompson*, ALF the Killer.

## Act 1: Going to McGuire Manor

(Intro)

(Shows the title card with ALF's creepy smile in the fire background, an evil laughter is heard)

TEXT: Written by LAUREN FAUST & WALLACE WOLODARSKY

TEXT: Storyboard by RICH MOORE & WES ARCHER

TEXT: Produced by SHERRY GUNTHER & GÁBOR CSUPÓ

TEXT: Directed by DAVID SILVERMAN

(Fades to black)

(Fades to Leah is walking out of her bedroom, when her mother, Kate arrives)

Kate: Where you going, sweetie?

Leah: McGuire. (walks to the door) I'm off to McGuire Manor, bye mom.

Kate: Bye sweetie, have fun. But didn't i tell your father that you can go.

Leah: Yes, dad told me to go to McGuire Manor, in that case, bye mom.

(door shuts)

(Kate smiles)

Harold: Kate, now our daughter is gone to McGuire Manor, we should do family time. Right, Madame Gabrielle?

Madame Gabrielle: Yep, family time is fun.

Kate: That's a wonderful idea, Harold. Now we do family time while our daughter's at McGuire Manor.

Harold: Fair enough.

(Fades to Leah going inside McGuire Manor, when George arrives)

George: Hello Leah, boy am i glad to see you, when your parents tell you to go to McGuire Manor.

(Everyone arrives)

All (except George): Hi, Leah.

Leah: Hi everyone, i's so glad to see you all.

Robert: Yeah, we're glad to see you, what are you doing here?

Leah: Just to head to McGuire Manor, but i've already here.

Hamilton: Hey, have you guys seen ALF? I haven’t see him all day in McGuire Manor, or he has gone sick.

Bobby: Maybe ALF's still in the kitchen, doing dishes or something?

(Pots and pans falling to the floor is heard in the background)

Robert: (gasp) What was that?

Homer Simpson: (angry) I knew it, Bart was making the mess in the kitchen.

Leah: No Homer. I never heard that sound before.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah, me too.

Bloo: Same here.

Alexander: It's coming from the kitchen.

(Leah and friends went to the kitchen and looks at ALF with a shock)

All: (gasp)

Leah: Holy fox!

George: Oh my golly!

Peter: Look! (looks at ALF laying unconscious)

Bloo: Oh my gosh! I can't believe it, ALF is sleeping.

Stereo Twin 1: I don't think ALF is sleeping, Bloo. But i think-

Bloo: (panicking) **ALF'S DEAD!!!** (screaming) **OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!!!** (screaming continues)

Leah: Holy fox, calm down already, Bloo. You know he's just unconscious.

Bloo: (sniffling) (starts crying) Oh, ALF! Why did you leave me, please speak to me! (continues crying)

(Leah hugging Bloo)

Leah: Blooregard, it's going to be alright, i'm with you.

Homer: Guys! The movie's about to start, you don't wanna miss out!

All: Yay! (runs off-screen)

Alexander: (smiles) That'll be a piece of cake for a movie night. (runs off-screen)

(Cuts to ALF's right arm goes up, a scary background is heard)

(Fades to black)

## Act 2: ALF Becomes a Serial Killer

(Leah and friends are sitting on the couch, watching a movie in the living room)

George: Who wants popcorn?

All: Me! Me! Me!

Leah: And a soda.

Bobby: Yipee! Popcorn and a soda!

Homer: (eating a donut) Hmm, donuts.

All: Homer!

Homer: (gasping) What?

Leah: Aren't you gonna get us popcorn and soda?

Homer: D'oh!

Crash: Wow, thanks Ho- (eating popcorn) What the? No butter?

Homer: Sorry, i thought you guys said popcorn without butter.

Leah: (angry) Homer, you forgot to get butter.

Homer: D'oh!

Robert: So what are we watching tonight?

Leah: It's a scary movie.

Robert: A scary what?

Leah: A scary movie, silly. You know, everyone knows scary movies.

Robert: Oh.

Coraline: By the way, we would have watched scary movies for a million times, if we could.

Margo: So get this, this is going to be the most terrifying stuff that we ever had to in my life.

Bloo: Shh, the movie's starting.

(On the TV)

Narrator: "The Scary Haunted Town with Friday the 13th & Nightmare on Elm Street Crossover Movie"!

TEXT: THE SCARY HAUNTED TOWN WITH FRIDAY THE 13th & NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET CROSSOVER MOVIE

All: Cool!

Jason (on the TV): What a prefect day in my life.

Freddy Krueger (on the TV): Yeah, we've been torturing and killing people with flesh inside. (holding the human meat)

All: Eww!

Stereo Twin 1: Why are they holding the human meat?

Stereo Twin 2: Yeah, it's really bad happened when they're part of the meat group.

Jason (on the TV): Are you sure about this, Freddy.

Freddy Krueger (on the TV): We made it, The Haunted City.

Jason (on the TV): Don't you mean, The Scary Haunted Town.

Bloo: The Scary Haunted Town.

George: That's the one they're talking about, Bloo.

Robert (soft voice): I think these two guys are in town.

Leah (soft voice): I hope so.

(Cuts to ALF waking up from unconscious, becoming evil)

ALF: **MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!**

(Thunder flashes)

## Act 3: The Power Outage

(Cuts to Leah and friends are still watching a movie in the living room)

(Alexander is still eating popcorn; Stereo is scared with teeth chattering)

Jason (on the TV): What is that?

Freddy Krueger (on the TV): I have no idea what it is, Jason. I think it's-

(The power goes out)

All: (screaming)

Crash: Why are you guys screaming? We haven’t even caught him yet in the first place.

Alexander: Aah! Guys, i'm gone blind.

Leah: (Talking to Alexander) Alex, you're not blind. You're a genius.

Alexander: (sighs in relief) I thought it was a bad idea what it was?

(Robert tries to turn on the lights and it's not working)

Robert: Um, guys. I think something's wrong with the lights.

Hamilton: I might think there was electricity went out.

Leah: Wait a second, i think it's the power outage.

All (except Leah): The power outage.

George: Then who's got a flashlight?

Bloo: Me. (uses a flashlight) How does it work?

Bobby: You use a flashlight to shine to help avoid scary things.

Bloo: Okay.

Leah: C'mon guys, we have to find out what's going on? (walks off-screen)

(Thunder flashes to Leah and her friends slowly walking upstairs)

(Thunderclap)

Homer: (shudders) Just be strong, Homer. Everything will be okay. (Crash touched his back) Aah!

Crash: (Talking to Homer) Homer, you'll be alright, it's just what happens if the power goes out a few minutes ago.

Peter: (shudders) It's really creepy, should we go back and watch the rest of the movie since we started earlier.

Bloo: We can't, the power's already out and we've got no cable and cell service.

Stereo Twin 1: Gee, the stairs is really spooky.

Stereo Twin 2: Scary things, like ghosts, serial killers.

Leah: Hey, i see somebody that looks like ALF. (jumps onto ALF; it was just Webbly) Huh, i don't think it's him.

Robert: It's just Webbly, your spider.

Leah: Oh, right. C'mon guys, i think ALF just went downstairs.

(Leah and friends walk downstairs)

Bloo: Wait for me! (runs off-screen)

(Fades to black for commercial break)

## Act 4: AHH! IT'S ALF!

(Thunder flashes to Leah and her friends walking downstairs, a moaning is heard)

(Leah and her friends look scared)

George: I think that moaning is coming from down there.

(Leah walks to the kitchen; sees ALF, who was evil)

Leah: (gasp)

ALF: I'm going to kill you! (laughing evilly)

(Thunderclap)

Leah: (shrieking) (running off-screen)

ALF: What's wrong, you don't wanna like me.

Leah: Guys, guys! ALF's still in here. He's evil and he's trying to kill me.

All (except Leah): What! Where!?

Leah: He's right over here. (looks at ALF) Look!

(Thunderclap)

All: (screaming)

Alexander: **AAH! IT'S ALF THE KILLER!!**

Bloo: **RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!**

(Leah and friends are running out of McGuire Manor)

George: To the bus!

(Leah and her friends are going to the bus, drove off-screen)

Crash: Whew, we finally lost him.

Robert: There George, the police station, maybe the police officer will found out ALF's dead, but now he becomes a serial killer.

George: Good idea, Robert.

(The engine of the bus began to sputter and stops)

George: Hey, who broke down the bus?

Robert: Not me.

Hamilton: Neither I didn't do it.

Bloo: It wasn't me.

Leah: I gotta go check if it's broke down or not.

(Leah and her friends got out of the bus to see what happened)

All: (gasp)

Crash: Woah! This could be a big problem with the bus.

Leah: Hey, i know who made the bus broke down? It was ALF.

George: ALF, i knew it was him, guys we have a plan to do is stop him.

Leah: But how? (gasp) My brother, i think ALF's trying to hurt my big brother.

All: Oh no!

Leah: We have to keep moving, you guys.

(Leah and friends walking on the road, fog appears)

(moaning is heard)

(Leah and her friends stop and looks at a shadow of ALF and reveals himself)

ALF: (scary voice) I'm going to get you.

All: (screaming) (running away)

## Act 5: ALF is Everywhere

(It cuts to Leah and her friends are running away from ALF, with the song, *Fright Night* by 'J. Geils Band *in the montage)*

Leah: (Talking to Coraline and Margo) You guys can stay with me.

(Shows Leah, Coraline and Margo are finding a old diner and go inside)

(When ALF appears as a waiter)

ALF: (laughs evilly)

(Thunderclap)

Leah, Coraline and Margo: (screaming) (runs off-screen)

(Shows George, Robert and Hamilton are running in the park fast as they can, found a tree until ALF appears upside down as a bat)

George: Uh oh.

Hamilton: Run!

George, Robert and Hamilton: (screaming) (runs off-screen)

(Shows Homer, Crash and Bobby are running to the store, Homer opens the door, a bell is heard)

Homer: It's open!

Crash: Yee-Haw!

Bobby: Alright!

(Homer, Crash and Bobby go inside, when ALF appears as a cashier)

ALF: Hi, how can i help you with....an axe. (laughs evilly)

(Thunderclap)

Homer: Aah! It's ALF!

Bobby: Gadzooks!

(Homer, Crash and Bobby running out of the store screaming)

(Shows Bloo, Alexander, Peter and Stereo are running to the barbershop, Stereo tries to open the door, but it's closed)

Stereo Twin 1: Dang it!

Stereo Twin 2: It's closed, now what?

Alexander: Can i bust this door open with one of my science experiments.

(The door opens, ALF appears as a barbershop cashier)

Alexander: ...or maybe not.

Peter: (gasp) It's ALF!

Stereo Twins: (screaming) **RUN!!!**

(Bloo, Alexander, Peter and Stereo running away screaming)

(Song fades out)

## Act 6: Ted Helps

(The scene cuts to Leah and her friends arrive back at her apartment)

Leah: Now what? He's everywhere, now what are we going to do?

George: It's kinda late, should we heading back to The Geo Mansion.

Hamilton: Are we going inside of your apartment or what. It's cold outside. (shudders) Brr.

Bloo: I-is there's any burglars in there?

Robert: (shudders) Don't say it, they can't be here.

(Leah and her friends go inside her apartment)

Leah: Hello, is anybody home?

Alexander: (shudders) (teeth chattering) Y-you think your parents are here.

Leah: Chill Alex, chill. We'll think positive, if we find my brother and we'll be free.

Homer: Whoo-hoo!

George: We're saved! I'm so proud of you, Leah.

Leah: Thanks George. (kisses him)

George (blushed): Eek!

Leah: Now all we have to do is find my brother.

(wipe transition)

Leah: Mom, dad.

George: Mr. Thompson, Mrs. Thompson.

Robert: Madame Gabrielle, you in here. We have your granddaughter here with us to find you.

(Wall creaking is heard)

Hamilton: (gasp) What was that!?

(Creepy footsteps is heard)

All: (gasp) (sees the shadow of 2 people are walking closer to them)

Leah: I know who's the killer to my parents. (yelling) (tackles them on the ground, revealing as her parents, Kate and Harold) Mom, dad. What are you doing so up?

Kate: We just wanna check if you're with your friends are doing?

George: We're doing just fine, Mrs. Thompson, we was wondering if your son is here.

Harold: He's just right here (Ted appears) see.

Leah: Big brother! (hugs Ted) I thought i lost you, we've been looking for you.

Ted: Not a problem, what's going on today?

Leah: Listen, we have a bad feeling about.

Ted: About who?

Leah: ALF, he became a serial killer and coming to get us.

All: (gasp)

(Fades to black for commercial break)

## Act 7: Here's ALF!

(Outside, ALF is attacking the door with an axe. Leah, her friends, and her parents goes to her bedroom and locks the door; as George looks back in terror. ALF continues hacking at the door with his axe, knocking down fragments of wood)

ALF: (having created a rectangular hole in the door) Hello? You in here. (he moves a piece of wood and reaches in to unlock the door)

(In Leah's bedroom, Leah grabs the dresser and blocks her bedroom door, feet first; George attempts to open the window, but it won't open; he sits down as Robert looks up nervously. ALF has now entered the apartment; in Leah's bedroom, Hamilton struggles to call the police, no avail)

Hamilton: No cell service. No electricity, just like McGuire Manor.

ALF: (entering the living room, and walking into the kitchen) Come out, come out, wherever you are. (George continues trying to open the window; it still won't open any further)

George: It won't open the window.

Hamilton: Now what?

(ALF walks up to Leah's bedroom door and tries to open it, only to find that it's locked; he knocks on the door)

Stereo Twins: We're doomed!

Robert: (knowing ALF is outside the door, he looks at Ted and whispers loudly enough for him to hear him) Ted. We can't get out. Run! Run and hide! Run! Quick!

Ted: Right. (uses a shovel to dig the ground and jumps off-screen)

ALF: Little pigs? Little pigs, let me come in. (George grabs the baseball bat on the floor and goes to the bedroom door, off to the side) Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin? (scowls) Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! (he starts attacking Leah's bedroom door with his axe)

Leah: (screaming from inside the bedroom) No! (repeatedly) ALF! Please! No! Don't! (ALF continues hacking at the door) Please! Don't do it! We didn't do anything!

Coraline: Yeah! Anything but that!

Margo: We're your friends, ALF! Please don't do it!

ALF: And now, you will die! (walks up to the rectangular hole in the door, peering inside at Leah and her family and friends with a murderous leer) Here's ALF! (Leah and her friends and family screams in terror. ALF reaches in to unlock the door, but George knocks his head out with the baseball bat; he passes out)

(Fades to black)

## Act 8: It Was All Just a Dream/Ending

(Fades to ALF is waking up on the couch of the living room)

Leah: Look, guys. He's waking up.

(ALF opened his eyes)

ALF: What happened? Wait, i'm not a serial killer anymore, i'm cured. (smiles)

George: So glad you're alright, ALF.

ALF: And i just wanna say to you guys, (sad) Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my own eyes. I'm sorry, everyone.

(Leah hugs ALF)

Leah: Apology accepted. How about we can all go back to McGuire Manor.

(When Madame Gabrielle arrives)

Madame Gabrielle: What about me. Can i visit you at McGuire Manor.

Leah: Anytime you want, grandma. (to her parents) Even you, mom and dad, and especially you, Ted.

Ted: Wow, count me in, sis.

(Leah hugs her family)

Leah: I just wanna say that i love you guys so much.

All (except Leah): We love you too, Leah.

(Leah smiles)

(Bus horn is heard)

George: C'mon Leah, you wanna go and stay with us at McGuire Manor.

Leah: Oh, gotta go now. Bye. (runs off-screen)

(Shows Leah is talking to George)

Leah: George, i'm so glad that the engine's back, (Talking to ALF) and you ALF. What do you say?

ALF: Well, i guess it was all a dream.

(Cuts outside of the bus driving down the road with a sunrise)

Leah (off-screen): Of course it was all a dream, ALF, or is it a true nightmare?

All: (laughing off-screen)

Homer: (chuckles) D'oh!

(Fades to black)

(Credits)