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Customer Service (Ep. 2)

"**Couples Therapy (Ep. 2)**" is the 40th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Sarah is having some internet issues, she needs help from Customer Service again.

## Plot

The video starts with Sarah calling customer service, Diego picks up and Sarah lets him know that her internet is down and needs fixing. However, Diego claims that she should probably do something else like watching TV. Sarah tells him she doesn't watch TV nor is it his responsibility to tell her what to do in life. But Diego insists that she should watch TV instead, especially wanting her to watch "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". Sarah gets really frustrated by this, to which Diego tells her to calm down and relax. Sarah then demands for the manager, and Diego puts her on hold. After playing some music on a radio, the "manager" picks up. Sarah tells the "manager" about her experience with the previous representative. So Diego decides to get rid of the problem by "firing" the representative for being disrespectful (Diego). But when Sarah asks him to help her with her internet, Diego tells her to go watch TV instead. Sarah then hangs up in annoyance and Diego ends the video with him listening to some music.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sarah

## Trivia

* This is the 40th episode of Awkward Puppets
* The premise and parts of this video is somewhat reused for the third and sixth episode of Customer Service.
* This is the last Customer Service episode where Diego is wearing his casual clothing, along with the original background.
	+ In the next episode and onwards, the representative is calling from an actual office, and is wearing a worker's uniform.
		- Though in Episode 6, the representative will revert back to their casual clothes.
* This is the shortest Customer Service episode within the series.
Passing Notes

**Passing Notes** is the 59th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

The Therapist picks out notes from everyone in a jar.

## Plot

The video starts with the therapist welcoming the puppets and telling them they will be reading the anonymous thoughts they wrote in the feelings jar. The therapist pulls out the first note and it says: "Do you think the therapist is hot?". Diego admits that he and Sam pass notes to each other since it reminds them of grade school. (Even though Diego hasn't been to middle nor high school). The second note says: "She's hot, but like a weird therapist fetish kind of way". After a brief silence, the therapist pulls out another note and it says: "What does fetish mean? English is not my first language". Before she pulls out the next note the therapist tells everyone to not pass notes anymore. The fourth note says: "I think Sarah is really inspiring and also really pretty". Sarah is happy someone complimented her, but when no one admits that they wrote it, the therapist asks if Sarah wrote it, to which she denies. But Diego knows she did. The fifth note says: "I'm so high". The Carl Brothers both start snickering indicating they wrote the note. The sixth note says: "Seriously, I think Sarah’s really thoughtful, well rounded and deserves to be with someone amazing". Sarah once again is happy and agrees with this comment, but Diego knows of course who REALLY wrote that note. The seventh note says: "I'm so high too bro". This causes the Carl brothers to snicker again. The final note says: "I hate my life". The therapist asks the puppets who wrote this and who wants to talk about it. But its revealed at the end she wrote it.

## Characters

* Therapist
* Sam
* Diego
* Sarah
* Carl and Carl (silent)

## Trivia

* This is the 59th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.
* This is so far the latest appearance of the Carl brothers
* The notes that were said and the character who possibly wrote it are as follows:
	+ Do you think the therapist is hot?
		- (Written by Diego).
	+ She’s hot, but like a weird therapist fetish kind of way.
		- (Written by Sam).
	+ "What does fetish mean? English is not my first language".
		- (Written by Diego)
	+ I think Sarah is really inspiring and also really pretty.
		- (Written by Sarah)
	+ I'm so high.
		- (Written by Carl and Carl)
	+ Seriously, I think Sarah’s really thoughtful, well rounded and deserves to be with someone amazing.
		- (Also written by Sarah)
	+ I’m so high too, bro.
		- (Also written by Carl and Carl)
	+ I hate my life.
		- (Written by The Therapist)
Music with Diego episode 3

**Music with Diego (Ep. 3)** is the 20th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego performs a few songs/covers he made.

The video starts with Diego counting down from 3.

and you're sweating through your shorts,

drink Gatorade.

I really don’t want to Work, Work, Work, Work, Work

I said White people, they like to play outside

Um, white people, they like to ride horses

Uh, white people, they love to get divorces

Uh, white people, uh, they love cheese, John Mayer,

Uh, Amazon Prime, and taking a picture of a wing of an airplane every time they go somewhere.

#### What Do You Mean?

What do you mean, Woah

When you say I have to play taxes, and get a green card,

and I have to get a job, and go to jury duty.

## Trivia

* This is the 20th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the third part of Music with Diego.
Sarah

**Sarah Mitchell** is the secondary antagonist of Awkward Puppets. She is portrayed as a white feminist and also a white American stereotype.

## Biography:

Sarah was born in Los Angeles, California. It's revealed that's she's a vegan, because she thinks that all the animals are adorable, but she eats steak, like once a week, but she's completely vegan. She's a singer, dancer, actor, and model, even though she says the word "singer" twice, because she was twice as good as the other bitches in this town. She has 200 followers on Instagram. She was introduced by performing on stage in an open mic night club singing "One Of Us" by Joan Oborne. While she was singing, someone threw a tomato at her, which caused Sarah to fall down. She got up and yelled at the crowd saying, "Who threw that?!".

## Personality

Since she was a feminist, she could sometimes be overreacting over the fact that she believes that men "ruined" the world and can think that women can be better and smarter. She could also be a bit too mean spirited like the time when she broke up with her ex-boyfriend over his liking of a girl's picture on Instagram, Diego thinks its ridiculous compare to his affairs from Benita which is worse. There are times that she can be impatient and short-tempered when she demands Diego to fix her internet but he refused and prefers to talk about his off-topic things. She can also be hypocritical as she claims she’s completely vegan but eats steak once a week and when she claims she’s a feminist but thinks men are pathetic and that women are better than them.

Sarah also seems to have narcissistic behavior as shown in 3 puppet therapy sessions when she was completely obsessive with herself and kept constantly saying that she was a thoughtful, caring, and loving person infront of everybody.

## Appearances:

* Meet Sarah (debut)
* Customer Service
* Customer Service (Ep. 2)
* Diego Gets Coffee
* Puppet Therapy
* Wrong Party (non-speaking cameo)
* Racist Workout
* Passing Notes
* Customer Service (Ep. 3)
* Food Truck
* Job Interview (Ep. 2)
* Bar Talk (Ep. 2)
* Puppet Court
* Racist Workout 2
* Sarah's Date

## Trivia:

* She runs a feminist group.
* In her recent appearances, her voice has been slightly different, but its unknown if it was still Maia Mitchell.
	+ It was later confirmed that she was replaced by Michelle De La Pena.
* She used to be overweight before exercising.
* Her last name could be based off her previous voice actress: Maia Mitchell.
* It is implyed that she killed her ex-boyfriend: "Mark". (Real name unknown) by poisioning him with Rat Poison. Even though she claims its not true.
Uber Driver

The **Uber Driver** was a one time character in the video Uber.

## Personality

The Uber Driver seems to want his customers to be very comfortable, as he usually offers them a phone charger, music, and other things. He also usually calls his customers his friend.

## Appearance

The Uber Driver seems to be a Middle Eastern puppet, with a black shirt and a moustache.

## Quotes

* Gum?
* My wife makes the best in the world.
* My sister makes best blanket in whole city.
* She's best singer in whole city.
* Best in city.
* Okay, we drive now.
* My Uncle, Omar owns best liquor store in whole city.
* We go now?
* Why you drink? You not happy?
* No drink.
* You have to love yourself before you love anybody else. Then, problem go away.
* I cannot drive you, because you drink too much, and you no give me 5 star.

## Trivia

* This character is voiced by **Anwar Jibawi**.
* This character is in the first episode of Awkward Puppets in 2022.
Meet Diego

**Meet Diego** is the second Awkward Puppets video.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (voice only)

## Plot

The video starts with Diego watching a soccer game. He gets a call from his wife and she complains about how he liked a girl's picture.

Diego states he doesn't like his wife.

Diego tells Benita that he had a business meeting (chat with girls), stopped at the bank (stole a girl's money), and took a drink of Tequila. Benita knows he's lying.

Diego states that he's been married for 75 years.

Diego hangs up and says he wants a divorce.
Worst Uber Experience

**Worst Uber Experience** is the 31st episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Synopsis

Twon talks to his girlfriend about his Uber experience and why he was late.

## Plot

Twon's girlfriend is asking Twon where he is and telling him he's incredibly late. Twon apologises and says it's because he had the worst Uber ride of his life, and proceeds to tell his girlfriend about his day.

Twon ordered an Uber and it was a white man named Kyle. Twon then assumes that he'll be 15 minutes late, and that he needs another Uber driver. Twon tries to cancel but Kyle shows up so Twon has to get into the car. After Twon gets in the car, Kyle asks him if he wants to listen to his band, Twon rejects the offer, but Kyle plays his song anyway. Twon says that the song was terrible and sounded like "If Drake and Coldplay had a weird British-Canadian baby that drove Uber." Twon then says he doesn't like it when White people have accents.

Kyle then crashes his car into a tree by accident and calls a tow truck. And while he waited, he took his guitar out of his car and starts playing a song while sitting on a tree. Kyle then sings a song about his dog, and asks Twon if he wants to sing along. Twon says no and leaves to try to call another Uber, but his phone had no battery so Twon decides to try hitchhiking. Twon says that for hours, no one would pick him up because he was a puppet and most people couldn't see him, and that Kyle's song was stuck in his head. Twon then goes to a restaurant to charge his phone, and decides to order some food. After eating the food, Twon passes out.

Twon then wakes up and realised that it was late, so he called another Uber. The Uber driver turns out to be Kyle again. Kyle then says to Twon: "Dude, sorry about earlier man. The tree came out of nowhere. Nature's crazy. But I'll get you right home dude.". Kyle then takes Twon on the freeway during rush hour. Twon says that the rush hour was eleven hours long.

After that, Twon says that's the reason he was late. But his girlfriend already knows he was with another girl. And Twon admits it to be Monique.

The video then ends with Kyle's song.

## Characters

* Twon
* Monique (Mentioned)
* Kyle

## Trivia

* This is the 31st episode of Awkward Puppets.
Tiffany

Tiffany is Diego's Ex Girlfriend who first appeared in Diego's Ex.

## Biography:

Not much is known about Tiffany's past. But at one point, she met Diego and the two of them love each other to the point that they decided to date each other. At some point, they decided to break up for an unknown reason. Before seeing Diego again after a while, she was dating a billionaire-tech guy for two weeks before breaking up with him. She currently runs a vlogging channel on YouTube and is hosting a podcast as well. At one point when Diego decides to go to Cosco to buy toilet paper, the two of them ran into each other and they were happy to see each other again. After having a nice, pleasant conversation, Diego invites her to his parent's house (completely unaware that Diego is already married). Unfortunately, Diego's family ruins their time by asking embarrassing questions or making a fool out of themselves. Which led Tiffany to walk out claiming that Diego and his family should work on their issues before he should ask her to come over.

## Appearance:

Tiffany is a Caucasian puppet with long blonde hair reaching to her waist. Brown eyes, a purple sports bra, a black skirt, and two big golden earrings.

## Relationships:

### Diego

Diego is Tiffany's Ex-Boyfriend. The two of them dated for a while before breaking up for an unknown reason.

## Trivia:

* Her appearance somewhat resembles that of Sarah.
I AM DIEGO - New Album Coming Soon (Official Trailer)

"**I AM DIEGO - New Album Coming Soon (Official Trailer)**" is a privatized episode of Awkward Puppets. It was made as a trailer for an unreleased album Diego was collaborating with music artist: Poo Bear. And was the 50th video made from the channel.

## Synopsis

**Diego** lets the fans know that he is set to release an album.

## Plot

The video starts off with Diego telling the viewers that he believes in greatness. He names several different people who had gotten famous. From Martin Luther King Jr, Steve Jobs, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, B.I.G., Tupac, and a random drunk dude who danced with Bugs Bunny. Diego then claims he never expected to get up since his life wasn't easy. And while he didn't work extremely hard to get to where he is now, he did however, find greatness in music, tequila, and ladies. After doing countless interviews, videos, bad decisions in life, songs he recorded, and even taking shots of tequilas. Has led to the biggest moment in his life: The release of his new album. He announces that musicians: Poo Bear, Maejor, Marshmello, Slushii, Andrew Watt, Josh Gudwin, The Audibles, John and Sam Shahidi and finally Rudy Mancuso. He claims that he isn't kidding that this will be the best album you will hear in your life. And also, the fact he wants to divorce Benita ASAP. But he assures the viewers that the album will be amazing and claims that it will be coming soon.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (mentioned)
* The Audibles
* Josh Gudwin
* Andrew Watt
* Slushii
* Marshmello
* Maejor
* Poo Bear
* John Shahidi
* Sam Shahidi
* Rudy Mancuso

## Watch Episode:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170527201127/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAMNPMzWn8

## Trivia

* This video was privatized due to the album not being released.
* The album was set to be released on October 16th, 2017. But was pushed back several times before officially being cancelled.
* It's possible DJ Khaled ft. Drake - For Free (Diego Remix) was set to be part of the album. But it's unknown if this was true.
* The album had music produced by the following artists:
	+ The Audibles
	+ Josh Gudwin
	+ Andrew Watt
	+ Slushii
	+ Marshmello
	+ Maejor
	+ Poo Bear
	+ Rudy Mancuso
Customer Service (Ep. 5)

"**Customer Service (Ep. 5)**" is the 77th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego helps an unsatisfied customer who hasn't received his order.

## Plot

The video starts with Twon calling customer service and Diego picks up to help him. Twon tells him that he ordered a Iced Matcha Latte and it hasn't arrived yet. But Diego tells him to calm down immediately despite Twon being calm. And when Twon describes the drink that is missing, Diego is noticeably drinking a Matcha Latte himself. After that, he asks Twon for his full name and after Twon tells him, Diego comments how weird his name is and says the more last names, the better. And proceeds to say his full name to Twon. Finally, he starts helping Twon and tells him he can reimburse his order but he will have to pay $20 in return. This makes Twon furious and he starts yelling at Diego for how ridiculous it is. Diego offers to give him store credit but Twon refused and demanded to switch to postmates and have his account deleted. After being put on hold, Diego asks Twon why he drinks Matcha. To which Twon tells him he likes it and its none of his business for him to know. After getting frustrated with Diego again and being told to calm down, he finds out Diego had stole his Latte after he comments how Matcha taste good despite saying it wasn't a few seconds ago. Twon demands a complaint to be filed but Diego tells him its $20 to do so. Finally, after being told a joke from Diego and him continuing to drink his drink, Twon quickly ran out of patience and was about to hang up until Diego told him to calm down again.

## Characters

* Diego
* Twon

## Trivia

* This is the 77th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first Customer Service episode where Diego helps someone else. In this case, Twon.
* Twon's last name is revealed to be Hendricks.
* When Diego places Twon on hold, Diego is slightly dancing to the music.
Bar Talk (Ep. 2)

**"Bar Talk (Ep. 2)"** is the 78th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego goes to the bar again. But he finds himself handling a bunch of customers despite not being the bartender!

## Plot

The video starts with Diego trying to order some tequila at a bar, but the bartender is not present. So, with no other choice, he decides to get it himself. Just then, Twon comes in asking Diego for a jack and coke. Diego tries to tell him he doesn't work here, until Twon offers a big tip. Just then, two others (The unnamed blonde hair man and Sarah) come in and ask for an old fashioned, and a Manhattan respectively. Diego quickly hides under the bar and ask Siri how to make a Manhattan. But Siri just tells him what the borough Manhattan is, when Diego asks about making an old-fashioned and a coke and jack, Siri also gives him the definition or facts about them. The customers start to get impatient and wonder where Diego went, Diego then pops out and gives them their "drinks". Twon receives his Jack and Coke, but its separate...the unnamed blonde hair man receives an old flip phone...and Sarah receives a picture of Manhattan. The three are unhappy with this and their anger was fueled when the real bartender comes along from a bathroom break. They ask Diego who is he and why did he lie to them. To which Diego just tells them he just wants some tequila. Then the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Twon
* Unnamed Blonde Hair Man
* Sarah
* Bartender

## Trivia

* This is the 78th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The puppet used for the bartender is the same puppet used for the Carl Brothers.
Customer Service (Ep. 3)

**"Customer Service (Ep. 3)"** is the 61st episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with Sarah calling for customer service. Diego picks up but when Sarah tries to explain her problem, Diego can't seem to hear her. Once he can hear her properly he made her accept or decline over the call being recorded for future purposes and won't let her proceed till she says "Yes" or "No". After putting her on hold and looking a bit on the internet, he finally asks for Sarah's issue. She explains that her Wi-Fi is not working and asked for assistance on this issue, but Diego kept telling her to calm down despite her being calm already. This causes Sarah to get really annoyed and for Diego to put her on hold again. After that he tells Sarah that maybe not having Wi-Fi is good because of how much time she spends on the internet, causing Sarah to grow furious and telling Diego its not his business to suggest stuff to her. After putting her on hold again, Diego asked Sarah to spell her first and last name, but he made her spell it slowly and used Spanish/Mexican terms to go along with each letter. But after he put Sarah on hold again, he asked her to spell it again, and after he calls Sarah a "Karen", (for yelling), she demands the manager to be put on the line. But turns out Diego was the manager this entire time! The "manager" at first seemed willingly to help out but he lets Sarah know the company ran out of business which confuses her and asked if the manager and Diego were the same person. After Diego asks her if she is being racist, Sarah gives up and calls a different network provider to switch. Only for Diego to pick up again and asks her to spell her name again.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sarah

## Trivia

* This is the 61st episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first Customer Service episode in which it takes place in an actual office and the representative (Diego) wearing a worker's shirt.
* In the video, Date Night 2. Benita mentions a Tequilla Foundation when she sarcastically answers Diego when he didn't want her to spend $70 for her meal. When Diego was on his computer, he was looking at the aforementioned foundation.
	+ Though Benita most likely didn't know that the foundation truly existed, since she said it sarcastically.
Diego Gets Coffee (Again)

**"Diego Gets Coffee (Again)"** is the 54th episode of **Awkward Puppets.**

## Plot

The video starts with the barista welcoming Diego to Café Organica. Diego orders a coffee, and the barista asks what kind he wants, suggesting stuff like a latte, cappuccino, macchiato, and an espresso, but Diego says he just wants a normal coffee, which the barista points out is an americano. Diego also wants it to be black coffee, which the barista calls an 'African American' which Diego points out sounda racist. When the barista asks for a size, he suggests three: Danny DeVito, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Shaquille O'Neal. After asking if they have Jennifer Lopez as a joke, Diego goes with Leonardo DiCaprio, and the barista suggests different types of milk, including almond, soy, oat, macadamia, cow, dog, rat, and hamster, but Diego doesn't want any milk. The barista asks for a temperature, suggesting hot, iced, warm, freezing, room temp, frozen, and on fire, and Diego settles on ice, prompting the barista to ask what *kind* of ice he wants, suggesting cubed ice, crushed ice, dry ice, white ice, snowflakes, snow, and dust. When Diego settles on cubed ice, the barista asks for a shape, suggesting square cubes, rectangular cubes, small cubes, and a giant cube, until Diego asks for square cubes. The barista then asks for a container, suggesting a glass, metal, wood, hydroflask, and a biodegradable canteen. Exasperated, Diego asks what the barista would recommend, and says he doesn't care when the barista asks if he meant what he'd recommend in the morning, afternoon, or night. By the barista's recommendation, Diego ends up ordering his drink in a biodegradable canteen. The barista then asks if he would like the shaman in the back to bless his coffee to get all the positive vibes he needs, but Diego rejects the offer, not wanting anything crazy. He is finally able to pay for his coffee, but when he pays more than he needs to and asks for change, the barista asks if he wants change in the form of fives, singles, quarters, and dimes until Diego knocks him out with a punch and tells him to keep the change, and leaving.

## Characters

* Diego
* Barista (Unnamed Blonde Hair Man)

## Trivia

* This is the 54th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is a sequel to the episode: Diego Gets Coffee.
* A customer in the background has a huge resemblance to the Carl brothers. But its unknown if its one of them.
	+ The puppet was most likely re-used for a different character.
Funniest Mike Tyson Interview Ever

**Funniest Mike Tyson Interview Ever** is the 32nd episode of **Awkward Puppets** and the 4th episode of **The Diego Show**.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego welcoming everyone to The Diego Show,

## Characters

* Diego
* Mike Tyson
* Rocco

## Trivia

* This is the 32nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the 4th episode of The Diego Show.
Music with Diego episode 6

**Music with Diego (Ep. 6 )** is the 57th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego performs a couple of songs he made.

### Christmas

It's an excuse to buy presents....that we don't need.....then my wife gets mad at me because I didn't got her the thing she asked for...then we have drunk arguments.

## Trivia

* This is the 57th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the sixth episode of Music with Diego.
Bar Talk (Ep. 4)

**"Bar Talk (Ep. 4)"** is the 83rd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego goes to the bar for the fourth time. Only to find out Benita is there too!

## Plot

The video starts with Diego at a bar, and asking the bartender for the usual. The bartender however, tells him its not 11 a.m. But Diego insits on a drink and instead orders a tequila. But all of a sudden, Benita shows up! She isn't happy that Diego isn't out looking for a job and instead spending their money drinking. So to appease his wife, Diego asked the bartender if their hiring to which he claims they aren't. Benita is still furious with him and tells him to go out and find a job. Once Diego leaves, she then orders a tequila on the rocks. After chatting with the bartender, the bartender mentions about how much money people can make being a bartender, especially if their a female. Benita is shocked to hear this, especially one of the former bartenders Maria, made $300 in one night. (Benita also used to bartend in the past as well). The bartender even offers her the job to which Benita agrees. The next day, Diego is shocked to find out Benita is now the bartender at his favorite bar. Benita explains that she works here now, and loves it. Diego tries to order his tequila but she refuses to give him tequila until he gets a job. Diego starts getting frustrated that his wife is ruining his favorite place, but Benita asks if his favorite place should truly be at home with her and lets him know if he wants a drink, he needs to go somewhere else. So Diego tried one last attempt to appease Benita, by asking her if he manages to find a job, she will quit. She agrees, so Diego makes a phone call to his friend Juan, and he got a job at a construction site. Benita is happy that Diego finally got himself a job and quits her job. But as soon as she leaves, Diego admits that the call was fake and the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita
* Bartender (Sam)

## Trivia

* This is the 83rd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* It's revealed that Benita used to bartend in the past.
	+ It was also revealed that when Diego and Benita first met, she was bartending at that time.
* This is the longest episode in the Bar Talk series.
Diego Confesses

**Diego Confesses** is the 91st episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** goes to the Confession Booth to help make his problems go away.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego at a confession booth, with Father Ignacio greeting him and advising him to not swear. Diego apologizes but continues to use profanity and even curses god by accident. The priest asks Diego what brings him here, to which Diego claims that his uber brought him here. But Father Ignacio wants to know why he's here in the first place. Diego claims that Benita forced him to either go to church and confess his sins, or hang out with her and her mother for the day. Then Father Ignacio asks him if he doesn't have anything to confess and asks the last time he came here for a confession, but Diego admits he thinks this is stupid and claims he never used one before. The priest tells him he's in serious trouble, but the conversation gets turned around to Diego complaining to the priest that he isn't his son when he used such terms to describe him. Not only that, he requested the church to change their customary practice of serving wine and crackers to serving tequila and lime. To which the priest denies his requests and explains why he calls Diego as such. He then tries to guide Diego to a better life style from using less profanity and the importance of wine and crackers. But Diego dissmisses his claims, and admits he would rather talk to him about his problems instead of being with Benita. Father Ignacio then asks if Diego has been unfaithful. But Diego admits that while marriage is tough, he still loves Benita. But Father Ignacio had to ask if he cheated on her before and if he did, does he regret it. To which Diego admits he has but doesn't regret it as much. So Father Ignacio ends the session with him suggesting to Diego to pray to God so that way he can become a better person. Diego thanks him while accidently swearing at him again. When he leaves, Father Ignacio proceeds to take out a bottle of tequila (which was hidden inside a bible) and drinks it out of frustration.

The episode concludes with Diego praying to god at his house to make church start serving tequila and help him get a divorce.

## Characters

* Diego
* Father Ignacio
* Benita (voice only)
* Benita's mother (mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 91st episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first episode since Awkward Puppets' hiatus back in 2022. Leaving the channel on a 16 month hiatus.
* The word 'fucking' is the only curse word that is censored.
* The puppet used for Father Ignacio is the same puppet used for the blonde hair man.
Christmas Songs with Diego

**Christmas Songs with Diego** is the 10th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with the narrator saying: "This winter, get ready for: Christmas Songs with Diego. Number 157 on iTunes. In Mexico.". After that Diego sings alternated versions of "O Christmas Tree", "Santa Claus Is Coming", "Silent Night", "Let It Snow", "Beginning To Look Like Christmas", "Jingle Bells" and "12 Days Of Christmas".

## Trivia

* This is the 9th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the last episode of Awkward Puppets in 2015.
Ghost

**Ghost** is the 90th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with Benita asking Diego to take her on a date. But Diego refuses to do so since they're already married and it's pointless to go do something when he's already happy with where they are in life. But Benita continues to persist and wants Diego to think of something. But Diego mentions a few things to Benita, from the strip club, a nice restaurant, and even a bar. But Benita would rather do something fun instead like bowling or ice skating. But Diego only agrees to go if the place serves tequila, so Benita suggested salsa dancing instead. Diego let's her know he'll think about and Benita goes to get change. When Diego settles back down on the couch to watch soccer, a ghost all of a sudden appears in front of the TV! Diego wasn't really phased by the ghost's presence and tells him he is blocking his view of the TV and asks him to move, to which the ghost politely does. Then Diego asks him why is he here, to which the ghost explains he is here to haunt him and normally does it to other because its fun and since their isn't much to do in the afterlife. After learning that, Diego asks him if he could kill him in order to avoid going on his date with Benita. But the ghost tells him he can't do that and recommends him to just tell Benita no or even file a divorce against her if he doesn't like her. But Diego refuses to do so and claims the ghost has no idea what is it like being married. But the ghost tells him he was married in the past, but died later on from alcoholism. But during their conversation, Benita comes downstairs and asks Diego who was he talking to. He tells her he was talking to a ghost, and that's when the ghost started flirting with her. This made Diego upset since Benita was criticizing him for not being as kind as the ghost and with the ghost trying to hit on his wife. Eventually, Benita offers the ghost to go salsa dancing with her and he agrees. The two leave the house together and Diego home alone, he then ends the video with him claiming ghost are "douchebags".

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita
* Ghost

## Trivia

* This is the 90th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* Starting from this video, Benita is no longer voiced by Evelyn Gonzales and is now voiced by Rudy Mancuso.
* This is one of the few episodes where Diego does show some care for Benita, as he was unhappy that the Ghost and her were going salsa dancing. (Despite showing disinterest earlier in the episode).
* This is the last episode of 2022 and the last episode before Awkward Puppets' second hiatus.
Couples Therapy (Ep. 3)

"**Couples Therapy (Ep. 3)**" is the 43rd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego and Benita goes to couples therapy for the third time.

## Plot

The video first starts off with Benita complaining on how she does everything around the house while Diego does nothing. Benita does the cooking and the cleaning and asks Diego what does he do since he claims he does some stuff around the house. Diego answers that he watches TV all the time because he can stay educated. Benita sarcastically answers that if he really cares about education, he should read a book. Diego claims he does read books, but when he was about to name one, Benita interrupts and tells him reading Playboy magazines doesn't count. Her next question is why is Diego so sexist. Diego responds that he isn't but when Benita asks him why doesn't he help cook and clean, he claims that's what a woman should do. Then she asks why Diego is homophobic to which Diego claims he isn't and has a lot of gay friends...in jail. Benita then tells Diego that its hard being a Latina woman due to the amount of hot white ladies who show and reveal themselves. Which peaks Diego's interest and wonders where he can check them out. The session/video ends with Benita mentioning that Diego should check his mustache as its hideous and compares him to other people as insults.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita

## Trivia

* This is the 43rd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the last couples therapy episode to have the original background.
Awkward Puppets Wiki

# **Welcome to the Awkward Puppets wiki!**

**Awkward Puppets Wiki** is an unofficial wiki about the American YouTube web series of the same name.

## What is Awkward Puppets?

Awkward Puppets is a show revolving around puppets (usually based on racial stereotypes). The main puppets are:

DiegoSamBenitaBefore doing anything on this wiki, please read the rules:

Awkward Puppets Wiki Rules
Wrong Party

**Wrong Party** is the 52nd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Benita** and **Diego** are gonna leave in 20 minutes, but Diego goes to the wrong party.

## Plot

The video starts with Benita telling Diego to get ready as they will be going to her friend's daughter's sister's daughter's La Quinceañera. But Diego is trying to finish up watching his soccer game. Benita asks if he at least changed his shirt, showered, and even fix his hair. Diego claims he did, and when Benita asks if he loves her...he hesitantly said yes. After confirming with Benita, she asks Diego not to embarrass her at the party. In a flashback, it shows that Diego mistook that one of Benita's relatives, Maria was pregnant. When he found out she wasn't, Diego complemented her for being overweight. Benita then tells Diego they will be driving in separate cars to the party. After an hour has passed, Diego arrives at the party, and someone (Sam) immediately greets and welcomes him. Diego asks the man if he knows where his wife is, but the man doesn't and laughs a bit when Diego describes Benita. Diego then notices that the man is wearing something on his head and ask why he is wearing that. The man tells him he's wearing a yarmulke. Diego now realizes something is wrong and calls Benita. Benita is annoyed and asks him why he isn't at the party, so Diego made excuses and claims he was talking to Maria's husband, and then blaming on bad reception. After that, the man tells Diego that he needs to go backstage so he can perform for the bar mitzvah. Turns out, the guy mistakes him for the performer: Alejandro Gomez. Diego tries to explain that there's been a mistake, but the man tells him that they'll pay him afterwards. Diego agrees to this and decides to perform a song called: "Jewish People".

### **Jewish People**

*"They’re really cheap."*

After the bar mitzvah, Diego was given a thousand dollars as payment. He also believes he's now Jewish and shows off his yarmulke. He then says "L 'Chaim" (To life) and the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita
* Maria
* Jewish Person (Sam)
* Sarah (background)
* Monique (background)
* Unnamed Blonde hair man (background)

## Trivia

* This is the 52nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The Sam puppet was re-used for the Jewish man. But it's unknown if this is Sam or not.
* The Maria that was shown in this video was not the Maria that would appear in the later episodes.
Customer Service (Ep. 6)

**"Customer Service (Ep. 6)"** is the 105th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** helps a customer who is having Wi-Fi problems.

## Plot

The video starts with Sam calling customer service. Diego picks up and asks Sam what is his problem. But when Sam tries to explain to Diego why he is calling him, Diego claims that he can't seem to hear him. Sam is confused and tries to speak to him again. However, they both speak to each other at the same when they try to test out if one or the other can hear or not. This leads the two to be even more confused but they were able to continue on with the session. Sam tries to explain to Diego his problem with the Wi-Fi at his house, but Diego instead tells Sam to calm down despite Sam being calm. So Diego tells Sam to do some deep breathing before they continue with the call. They do so together, but Diego believes Sam didn't follow along since he didn't hear him. This leads Sam to get more frustrated since Diego isn't helping him out with his problem. But Diego makes him do another deep breathing meditation before they continue. They get into another argument with one another when Diego believes he didn't do the breathing exercise and giving him a lesson about how to "be nice". Sam expresses more confusion and annoyance, but before he could continue protesting, they do another deep breathing exercise. But when Diego tries to ask him again if he did it, Sam gets more irritated and believes he isn't here to help but just wasting his time. To which Diego finally let's it go and asks Sam for his issue. Sam tells him, but Diego starts shaming him because of the way Sam worded his sentence to him. (With Sam claiming his issue with the Wi-Fi is all he cares about). He then gives Sam some instructions on how to "fix" his Wi-Fi. Which is by telling him to drive to therapy. This leads Sam to get really angry with Diego and was about to hang up until Diego tells him to do another deep breathing exercise. He doesn't do so, and then the video ends

## Characters

* Diego
* Sam

## Trivia

* This is the 105th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* Diego is seen wearing his usual clothing instead of the customer service representative outfit.
	+ It's possible that Rudy Mancuso forgot, lost the uniform, or decided to revert it back to have the worker wear casual clothing.
* This episode's premise is similar to Customer Service episode 2 and 3. As the customer who is calling customer service is having Wi-Fi problems that they need help fixing.
	+ The difference is, is that Sarah was the customer asking for assistance, while Sam is the one asking in this video.
* This is so far the latest episode of Awkward Puppets.
Rich Husband

**"Rich Husband"** is the 68th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Maria needs to withdraw some money at the bank.

## Plot

The video starts with a bank teller greeting a customer (Maria) and asking what he can do to help. Maria tells him he needs to withdraw some money from the bank. Despite the bank teller's spanish skills is not great he was still able to figure out what she needs, and finds out her husband has a bank account. So the bank teller asks if she has permission to access it, she claim she does. Then the teller asks for his name, to which Maria claims its "Marido Rico" which means "Rich Husband" in Spanish. He then finds the account, but can't find her name in it and asks for proof that she got permission to obtain money from the account. Maria does...but on a napkin. The bank teller let's her know its not enough and asks Maria to call her husband, she does but he notices she's faking the call. Despite her attempts to convince the bank teller she isn't lying, the teller wasn't buying it and believes she is making it all up...until her husband shows up. The teller is shocked that this was all real and not a set up, and apologizes to the two. Then the two all of a sudden tell the bank teller to not disrepect each of them again...in English! This leaves the bank teller to still be aghast by this, and the video ends with the two saying "what?" in Spanish.

## Characters

* Bank Teller (Unnamed Blonde Hair Man)
* Maria
* Maria's Husband (Marido Rico)

## Trivia

* This is the 68th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* While not 100% confirmed, its possible the customer may be Maria due to her appearance.
Diego Gets Mugged (Again)

## Diego Gets Mugged (Again)

### Air date

June 9th, 2020

**"Diego Gets Mugged (Again)"** is the 56th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** gets mugged by a criminal again.

## Plot

Diego is walking in an alleyway when the criminal robs him.

## Characters

* Diego
* Criminal

## Trivia

* This is the 55th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is a sequel to the episode: Diego Gets Mugged.
Judgmental Cactus

"**Art Gallery**" is the 97th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego has an "interesting" conversation with a cactus.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego drinking tequila on the couch while watching some soccer. When all of a sudden, he hears someone talking to him and making fun of him. Diego questions who could that be, and that's when he notices that the cactus in front of him is alive! The two of them immediately start making fun of each other with the cactus calling Diego a "piece of shit" and a idiot for not using the correct term to describe him (Diego used cactuses instead of cacti). While Diego calls the cactus off for being judgmental and claims nobody likes him as a house plant. But the cactus is unaffected by Diego's remarks. Diego then asks him to leave him alone, but the cactus refuses since he can't walk and probably won't unless Diego can get a job. Diego claims he will the next day but the judgmental cactus calls him off for being lazy. The cactus then goes on to berate Diego for being a "pathetic excuse for a human being" since he is just wasting his life on the couch doing nothing all day when he could do something else instead. But Diego dismisses his remarks and the argument leads to the two arguing in Spanish. Eventually, Diego reaches his breaking point and decides to break his tequila bottle to fight the judgmental cactus. But the cactus came prepared because he pulled out a switchblade knife! But before they could even start, Benita comes into the room and asks Diego who is he talking to. Diego then tries to explain the situation to Benita but she doesn't believe a single word that he is saying and dismisses it as one of Diego's drunk rampages. She tells him to clean up the mess before dinner is ready. The episode ends with the judgmental cactus telling Diego that he will be watching him for now on. To which Diego admits that he should probably stop drinking from now on.

## Characters

* Diego
* Cactus
* Benita (cameo)

## Trivia

* This is the 97th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The cactus is the third character to be introduced that isn't a human.
	+ The others being the moon, and the ghost.
* The cactus is the first confirmed character to be made up in Diego's mind.
* The judgmental cactus is voiced by Mike Falkow.
* This is the second time someone corrected someone on the difference between the words "cactuses" and "cacti". The first being Drawing Therapy.
* This is one of the few episodes in which translation for some of the sentences said in Spanish was not done.
* **Error:** The title of the video is actually spelt incorrectly. The word "Judgmental" is spelled as "Judgemental".
* **Error:** Despite Diego breaking his tequila bottle when he gets ready to fight the judgmental cactus. The bottle remains intact when he admits that he should stop drinking.
	+ It's possible that the scene was filmed before Diego and the cactus was about to fight.
World's Longest Minute

**Ghost** is the 34th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Benita** needs to take care of some things.

## Plot

The video starts with Benita recieving a call from her husband Diego. We don't hear what he says, but it has to be important because Benita tells him he will be out in a minute to meet him. Benita then proceeds to: brush her teeth, blow dry her hair, try on sunglasses, look on social media, take a nap, go to the fridge for a snack, watch the movie Scream, write in her diary about an incident that happened in the past, talk to someone, clean the house, order a pizza, finish writing her entry in the diary, and eat her pizza. Finally at 6:00 p.m. Benita goes into the car and meets Diego...but she realizes she forgot to brush her teeth and quickly goes back inside to do just that. Then the video ends.

## Characters

* Benita
* Diego (non speaking cameo)

## Trivia

* This is the 34th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first video where Diego has a non speaking role.
Doctor Visit

"**Doctor Visit**" is the 63rd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts off with a doctor greeting Diego and asks if he is here for his check up. Diego said yes, and the doctor asks how is his life, to which Diego responds that its bad. The Doctor starts to ask personal questions to Diego about his health, but he will always respond with a no, then admits he does certain stuff in the end. Ex: When asked if he smokes, he says no but admits he does on occasion a few seconds later. Same goes for when asked if he drinks, takes drugs, or taking prescription pills. When asked if he is a stress person, Diego claims he isn't but immediately changes his answer as soon as the Doctor asked how Benita is doing. Then, he is asked about his sexual activity. Diego claims he does do it on his wedding anniversary, but when asked if he does it with Benita...there is silence. The Doctor finally broke the silence and asked if he uses protection, Diego thought at first he meant firearms and denied it. But he meant a condom, Diego does say yes but admits there are several exceptions that he can't remember. He can't remember because he drinks, due to him being stressed, takes prescription drugs when stressed, and the stressed is cause by Benita. The Doctor now knows the apparent problem with Diego's life, but before he could get the elephant out of the room, Diego claims the biggest problem with his life is that he doesn't drink enough. This leads to a confusion between the two and the video ends with the two saying "what?" to each other.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (mentioned)
* Dr. Greenburg (debut)

## Trivia

* This is the 63rd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The puppet used for the doctor is the Sam puppet but its unknown if its the same person or not.
* This episode implies that Diego cheats on Benita due to his silence when asked if he engages in sexual activity.
	+ While Diego has been wanting to get a divorce or try to hook up with other girls in previous videos, this is the first time he almost admits it.
* Diego's voice almost cracks when he says the line: "My wife".