Can I Survive a Taco Bell Visit?

## Overview

"Can I Survive a Taco Bell Visit?" is the 29th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Turskit hatches a plan for a heist with her friends to steal a large supply Dorito's Locos Taco's and Baja Blast from Taco Bell. However, things take an unexpected turn when two of her friends don't stick to the plan as intended.

## Original Video Description:

They found out about the IRL Infinite Free Taco Bell glitch (crime)

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Original music/voice acting by / @kanimeidunva

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Turskit
* Tahu
* Astolfo

#### Other characters:

* Taco Bell Manager
* NEWS anchorman

## Transcript

Turskit: Okay, so here's the plan. Unlimited Taco Bells, all we can eat.

Tahu: I'd sooner step on a landmine than go to Taco Bell! At least the explosion isn't as guaranteed.

Turskit: Um, if you don't want to go, no biggie. I can just cook you something later.

Tahu: I'm trying to increase my chances of survival here, not Flush em' down the toilet!

Turskit: Hey, I'm a great cook! Remember that pizza I Made?

Hippo: Bruh, you DoorDashed DiGiorno!

Tuskit: Uh... so? I'm still good at it!

Hippo: Wastin' money's not a skill.

Tahu: Boi, she got that PHD in poverty!

Turskit: Hey! The Heist doesn't cost anything!

Hippo: How much the Blue Prints cost?

Turskit: Well I had to buy crayons, poster board, and glitter glue!

Tahu: So we're already in the hole.

Astolfo: Oh, well, I’m not in *yours* yet! And come on, guys. Let’s at least hear out the plan! ...Before we roast it!

Turskit: Thanks… So, it’s a four man job-

Tahu: Then why are YOU here? *LEAVE!*

Turskit: So Taco Bell has a limited time only-

Hippo: BRUH! I need it!

Turskit: You don’t even know what it is yet!

Hippo: Bruh, I’m gettin’ that fomo itch! I’m Itchin’ to get it, bruh! Whatever it is!

Tahu: Come on, tell the lil’ man the plan!

Turskit: We’re going to steal enough Baja Blast and Doritos Locos Tacos to last the winter!

Hippo: I’m in!

Astolfo: So~ What do we have to do?

Turskit: I’ll be the brains…

Tahu: As if!

Turskit: Aaand you’ll be our man on the inside!

Astolfo: Ohoho~ *I’ll get inside those men.*

Tahu: Just tell me what I have to do.

Turskit: Oh, um, you’ll be the wheel man. You’ll just wait in the car.

Tahu: Okay.

Tahu: Lemme get, uuuuh… Man, it all looks good.Lemme get the Number 7 with the lava mudslide explosion sauce!

Astolfo: Sure thing, bro! Here you go. It’s on the house.

Tahu: Let’s hope it’s not gonna be on… the walls.

Turskit: What are you doing in here? I thought you hated this place!

Tahu: Yeah, and then I got hungry. People change.

Turskit: We had a plan!

Tahu: Wasn’t the “plan” just to bum a bunch of free food off your friend?

Turskit: I worked really hard on that plan…

Astolfo: Well you should have *worked* at a job, cause you’re getting only one taco! I’m not risking my job for you deadbeats!

Turskit: But I got you this job!

Astolfo: Yeah! And I’m doing a great job!

Hippo: Come on man, you gotta hook us up.

Astolfo: Dude! My manager is right here!

Taco Bell Manager: Give them nothing!

Hippo: He’s not gonna budge.

Turskit: I’ll have to distract him.

Tahu: Okay, I’ll think of somethin’

Astolfo: Bro! You’re supposed to micro dose it! Come on dude, wake up! You’ve swallowed worse!

Turskit: It’s the distraction! Let’s do it! ~yoink!~ Keep it up! Faster! 30 more seconds! I’m almost there!

Tahu: Bruh… They weren’t kidding about the Taco Bell guarantee! Better tell me where the bathroom is.

Astolfo: It’s right over there!

Tahu: Wha… Wh-wh-why is it locked?!

Astolfo: Uh- Like I’m going to clean it!

Taco Bell Manager: This door only opens for... *paying customers.*

Tahu: I’m done for.

Turskit: I got the stuff, guys.

Tahu: Gurl, pleeease! You gotta pay for the food! They’re not gonna let me in if you don’t!

Turskit: But I was *heisting~*

Hippo: Bruh, you gotta listen to your gut sometimes and do what’s right!

Hippo: BRUH!

Turskit: Yeah, my gut was hungry. *He’ll be fine~*

NEWS Anchor Man: Breaking News! A local man is *not* fine, leaving one Taco Bell’s bathroom absolutely flooded-

Tuskit: Ahh- That could have been anyone!

## Trivia

* The bathroom door of the Taco Bell is a reference to the locked door of Henry's apartment in Silent Hill 4: The Room.
* Astolfo has a new look in this episode. While his hair is pink again (as it was in the previous episode) he now has it unraveled and he's wearing different attire than usual.
* The manager is portrayed by a figurine from the "Calico Critter" brand of toys. He is a Chihuahua named "Cesar Lopez" part of a the Sylvanian Families line from the Sanchez Family set. It is hilariously appropriate as Taco Bell's mascot from the 90's to the 2000's was also a Chihuahua .
* The figurine used to portray the NEWS Anchorman at the end of the episode is one of Coach Anzai Sensei (From the Manga/Anime "Slam Dunk") made by DT Studio.
* When Tahu reads the Taco Bell menu, it reads "Food Poisoning" over and over followed by "Guaranteed Quality". This is a call back to Tahu's line "I'm goin' to straight up to Taco Bell! Cause at least there, it ain't a mystery if I'm gonna get food poisoning. It's guaranteed!" from "Every Time I go to Chipotle This Happens".
* When Tahu gets sick from eating the Taco, his mask/face is swapped out with that of a "Hao Nuva" mask (albeit modified to look more sickly). This can also be a homage to the infected Kanohi from the Bionicle Franchise.

## References

1. ↑ https://silenthill.fandom.com/wiki/Silent\_Hill\_4:\_The\_Room
2. ↑ http://www.sylvaniantoys.com/Lopez.html
3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco\_Bell\_chihuahua
4. ↑ https://kidultkingdom.com/action-figure-slam-dunk-anzai-sensei/
5. ↑ https://bionicle.fandom.com/wiki/Hau\_Nuva#Regular
6. ↑ https://bionicle.fandom.com/wiki/Infected\_Kanohi