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Maggie

Maggie & Edgar

Fluffy (Lives under the stairs)

Maggie has lived in Lower Duck Pond as long as anyone remembers.  She sometimes forgets what century she's in, and has *nothing* to do with the feral cats.  Really.  Pinky swear..

## Residence

Maggie lives in the old house on top of the hill, next to the original town cemetery and the dog park. You know, the house that you were always too afraid to ring the bell at on Halloween.

## Hobbies

Herbal "remedies'", candle making, tinkering in her laboratory, home absinthe brewing, crochet, and vivisection.

## Interacting With Maggie

It is up to you how you perceive Maggie. Is she several hundred years old and a practitioner of dark magics and weird science, like she believes she is? Or is she completely delusional?
Crece, Matilde

Temporada 1, Episodio 21

**Crece, Matilde** es el vigesimoprimer episodio perteneciente a la primera temporada de Puerto Papel, estrenado el 24 de octubre de 2016.

## Sinopsis

Matilde amanece con una espinilla en su rostro y decide no salir a la calle para evitar burlas. Barbacrespa le explica que tener espinillas es normal y parte del crecimiento, pero ella no está de acuerdo y con ayuda de Ferni se deshace de su grano.

## Referencias

1. ↑ https://www.rtvcplay.co/ninos/puerto-papel/crece-matilde
Leon Schwachbirne

**Leon Schwachbirne** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

Owen Orwell

Unknown (roommate)

### **Adult life**

At some point, Leon moved to Lower Duck Pond and became a chef de partie at a restaurant called *Quietplace*.

## **Personality**

> *"Pterodactyl!"*
>
>

Leon is known to be kind, but also very oblivious and naive. His forgetfulness has been demonstrated by him losing his kitchen knives, only to find them in the whisk drawer.

## **Trivia**

* Leon has a dog called Ares.
* He likes Hawaiian pizza.
	+ When making this dish, he likes to wear a Hawaiian shirt and play "Hawaiian-appropiate music".
Pradis

The name originates from the broken pink neon lights that used to say "Paradise" when illuminated. Many people have asked the owner to repair the lights already, he could not handle everyone suddenly calling the club Pradis and left. Since then, the new owners kept the broken neon letters because they think it looks "cool" and fits their aesthetic. The name change was made permanent.

Pradis is located beneath Paradise Mall, in the basement, hence the neon lights that used to spell "Paradise". The club was opened alongside the mall in 1983 and is the only business that managed to survive.

The club owners used the virus outbreak closing time of early 2020 to do some renovations and repairs, opening the club again on July 10th.
Orgeuswaat Witnesses

The Orgeuswaat Witnesses is a religious group that can be found congregating on Wednesdays in the Lower Duck Pond Park.
Common activities of the Orgeuswaat Witnesses include:

* Handing out pamphlets in the Park
* Praising Uqiaevz'xlnz and the Love of Uqiaevz'xlnz
* Preparing for the Orgeuswaat
* Planning for the rapture to Uqaez'lnz
Arkhill

## Synopsis

Arkhill is a city, near LDP. It has around 300k citizens, and is a mainly corporate sector, often containing the HQ's of various corporations.

## Structural Geography

Arkhill consists of three different landmasses around the lake. Most of the town lays on Grassledge Cliff, which overlooks the lake, and has about 200k people. Then there is Arliotte's peninsula, with a 100k, and Arhempton.

Arhempton is a small island of a small population. They have a radio tower, owned by the Stream 94.5 and maintained by [TBD]. They have a lighthouse maintained by two lighthouse keepers on a 3-month rotation, with a keeper having their partner replaced halfway through their shift.

There is also a small, discrete military base known as Fort Dozer. Their purpose is mostly unknown and they are responsible for most of the transportation between Arhempton and the mainland. They are on the North side of the island, as opposed to the lighthouse on the Southwest side, and the Radio Tower on the Southeast side.
Raleigh Busto II, Junior

### Relatives

Raleigh Wilburn Josselin Domingo Busto II, Senior (father)Schwanhild Luella Odilia Busto-Pawlitzki (mother)

Dobromil Placid Zbyněk Bonifác Busto (uncle)

### Occupation

EntrepreneurBusinessman

Fog Wrangler

Possible Fugitive

## Biographical information

### Relationships

Bovinita - Prize Cow, descendant of Fernando Manuel Jose Pablo el toro

## Physical description

### Eye color

Grayish Blue

**Raleigh Wilburn Josselin Domingo Busto II, Junior** (born March 12th, 1933) is a man of great entrepreneurial spirit, former owner of the now-shutdown *Busto's Sand Fleas Extravaganza* and present owner of the *Busto's All-Natural ButterPops* and *Busto's Miracle ButterWraps* product lines.

Raleigh can frequently be found peddling around town in his Bustomobile, a half-truck, half-food cart monstrosity he made himself in his father's garden at the wee age of seventy-two years. From here one can purchase, if they so desire, *Busto's All-Natural ButterPops*, *Busto's Miracle ButterWraps*, or, on the occasions where it may be made available, a mug of *Busto-Pawlitzki Butter Pail Ale.*
Richland High School Cheer Team

## Team History

### Championships

2014 First place in the National Cheerleading Championship1987 Second place in the National Cheerleading Championship

2005 Third place in the National Cheerleading Championship

2017 First place in the Regional Cheerleading Competition

## RHS Cheer Team

The Richland High School Cheer Team is a very talented, and professional cheer team and it is something Richland is very proud of. And the team has becoming even more influential since Lionel Ronaldo became the school's varsity coach in 2018.

But it doens't take much to be Lower Duck Pond's biggest team, since Central High School Cheer Team doens't compete anymore because of lack of money, pathetic.

## Championships

The cheer team has won many awards just like the other Richland sports teams, wich is impressive for a small town like Lower Duck Pond. It got first place in the Nationals in 2014, second place in the Nationals in 1987, third place in the Nationals in 2005, and first place in the Regionals in 2017.
Huntington C. Morriston VI

Morriston in January 2019

### Relatives

Mark Jonathan Morriston, Count of Greenhampton-On-Bromwell (Great-great-great-great-grandfather)Huntington C. Morriston Sr. (Great-grandfather)

Huntington C. Morriston Jr. (Grandfather)

Huntington C. Morriston III (Father)

## Biographical information

### Relationships

Eleanor Angela Williston Morriston (Wife)Children:

Huntington C. Morriston V

Angela Morriston

Mark Morriston

Asher Morriston

Julian Morriston

David Morriston

Louise Morriston

Helena Morriston

Oscar Morriston

## Physical description

### Weight

210 lbs.

**Huntington Chesterstead Morriston VI** (Born August 1, 1958) is a businessman, heir, and CEO of Morriston Century Oil Company. He was born and raised in Fort Stockton, Texas and went on to attend Harvard University, where he majored in Women's Studies. During and after his time at college, he was a member of the Communist Party USA. He started to drift from the Communist party when he went to the Wharton School of Business at UPenn, and he officially cut ties when his father died in 1995. When his father passed, he became CEO of Morriston Century. He also inherited the famous Morriston fortune. He became a Republican in 1996 and married his wife Eleanor in 2000. He moved from Fort Stockton to Lower Duck Pond, because he thinks Texas taxes are getting too high. His net worth is estimated to be around $17.9 Billion as of March 2018

## Residence

Morriston lives with his family at Marthabury Manor on Harrisridge Terrace. The house was built by the Marthabury family circa 1919 and lived in the house until they sold it to Morriston in May 2019. The main house includes 11 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. There is also a tennis court, swimming pool, plum orchard, many private gardens, 4 guest "cottages" (with a combined 13 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms), a private pond for recreation, and horse stables that now act as a garage.
Introducción de la serie

La **introducción** es el tema de apertura con el que inicia cada capítulo de Puerto Papel. Al contrario de la mayoría de las series animadas, ésta no consiste de lírica, pero si consta de una explicación breve del trama de la serie por la protagonista, Matilde.

En ésta, Matilde saluda a la audiencia, le dice lo que va a hacer en su verano y cuenta acerca de sus poderes, después vemos distintas escenas de la serie, la mayoría consistiendo de Matilde manifestando sus poderes. Termina con Carlos fallando en un truco de patineta, una risa se escucha en el fondo y después un *zoom out* repentino hacia el logo de la serie hecha de papel.

## Lírica (hablada)

**Matilde:** ¡Hola! Soy Matilde, y este verano lo voy a pasar con mi abuelo, su pez mascota, y mis nuevos amigos. Pero sólo tengo un problema: ¡cada día despierto con un nuevo poder mágico que no puedo elegir ni controlar! ¡Bienvenidos a Puerto Papel!

*(Música de introducción)*

## Curiosidades/Trivia

* La secuencia de clips de las escenas de la serie cambian en la segunda temporada.
* En ocasiones se usa una variación de ésta como música de fondo en la serie.
* Es la única instancia en la que la serie rompe la cuarta pared. De ahí en fuera, la otra ocasión en la que se rompe fue en "El Big Bang de Papel", cuando Matilde se da cuenta de la cámara y la toca con el dedo.
	+ Contradictoriamente, en este episodio Matilde no rompe la cuarta pared al saludar a la audiencia en la intro, ya que esta es reemplazada por una intro diferente, que parodia a la sitcom "FRIENDS".
	+ Otra ocasión en la que (indirectamente) se rompe es en "Insomnia", cuando Carlos le dice a Matilde cuando están en el bosque que él siente que está en "una serie animada".
Kai Thomas

**Kai Thomas** (born August 3, 1981) is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

Kai Thomas was born as Bhavna Khatri in Lower Duck Pond to parents to parents Eloise Baker and Roy Khatri, their only child. They were raised in a loving, if somewhat stifling home, and chose to rebel as a teen mainly by cutting class and smoking weed. They realized they were not happy as a girl at 15, creating a rift between her and her parents that steadily grew worse. When Kai was 17, they ran away from home, leaving Lower Duck Pond, their family, and their friends behind for twenty-two years.

Kai bounced around from place to place for twelve years, visiting different states and living out of their car. They held several different jobs during that time, including waitressing, making and selling adult toys to furries online, stationary salesman, and pole dance instructor. They eventually landed in LA, where they discovered how to truly express themselves and chose the name Kai during a deadname exchange. They legally changed their name to Kai Thomas, took an apprenticeship as a pet groomer, and started HRT.

One day while working, Kai realized they couldn't run away from their home anymore. They decided to pack up their belongings and return home, purchasing a dilapidated house behind the library. Not wanting to jump right into socializing, they set to work on opening their shop, Bow Wow and Meow Pet Grooming. It opened in August 2020.

## **Personality**

Kai is outwardly a laidback individual, quick to volunteer to help out a neighbor. While they're open about moving back to town, they are tight-lipped about their family and worry about running into childhood friends. They are a lot more awkward in real life, tending to hang out in the background or talk about pets.

Kai is secretly passionate about the occult. A self-proclaimed Satanist, they believe in spiritual forces that speak through things like astrology and tarot. They also believe in ghosts, but they'll downplay this to doubters.
OttoHaus Autohouse Quality Certified Pre-Owned Cars and RVs

**Ottohaus Autohouse Quality Certified Pre-Owned Cars, Trucks, SUVs and RVs** is a business in Lower Duck Pond owned by Patrick Barber-Moore.

Ottohaus was started in January 2019 after Pat moved to Lower Duck Pond with only his RV and recognized a business opportunity. At that time, there were auto repair shops, but no auto sales in the town.

An application for business was sent in mid-January 2019, but as the town administration was no longer accepting business applications, Ottohaus began operating illegally in a vacant space on the corner of Vale and River streets, next to the Lavender Bakery.

Ottohaus typically sells used cars of varying and sometimes suspicious condition, they also sell new and used recreational vehicles.

The usual slogan is, "Where all our cars smell like bread, shop elsewhere and you'll be dead!"

Ottohaus is also the primary sponsor of the Lower Duck Pond PSAJHL Ferals Hockey Team.
Jason Coleman

**Jason (Pipp) Coleman** is a former YouTuber that moved to Lower Duck Pond from Ohio in January 2019. He created his channel in 2010, which focused on current events In 2015, he graduated high school from Richland High School. He officially married Kelsey Coleman on July 4th, 2018. He escaped in January after a potential gas leak happened. He returned home after 5 months of living at his uncle's house.
El regreso de Norman el oloroso Gamboa II: 2a parte, la venganza

Temporada 1, Episodio 22

**El regreso de Norman el oloroso Gamboa II: 2a parte, la venganza** es el vigesimosegundo episodio perteneciente a la primera temporada de Puerto Papel, estrenado el 24 de octubre de 2016.

## Sinopsis

Norman regresa a Puerto Papel para apoderarse de los poderes de Matilde. Él quiere conquistar el mundo a través de una cadena de restaurantes de comida rápida y utilizar a todos los habitantes del puerto como empaques.

## Referencias

1. ↑ https://www.rtvcplay.co/ninos/puerto-papel/regreso-norman-oloroso
Alien Tigers

*Alien Tigers* is a former rock band in Lower Duck Pond.

## **Timeline**

*Alien Tigers* was created in 2020, while Darren, Mitchell and George were sixteen. The band was active for seven months before breaking up in 2021, right after their first gig.

The band's official reason for breaking up is "Mitchell was being a little bitch".

## **Members**

* Darren (lead singer and guitarist)
* Mitchell (bass player)
* George (drummer)

## **Songs**

*Alien Tigers* have written a few original songs:

* No one understands me
* So sad
* Pigeons are stupid and dumb
* Highschool??? More like NOTCOOL
* I don't wanna do the laundry
* Brocken

## **Gigs**

* junkyard concert (3/12/2021)
* Reunion concert at junkyard (5/16/2021)
Karla Shortman

**Karla Shortman** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond. Currently in 10th grade (2nd year of highschool).

## Karla

### Catchphrase

"Its not illegal if the cops dont know you did it!

## **Personality**

Somewhat Carefree, seems to enjoy pranks and is very expressive, brave, though hates bugs

## **Appearance**

Tanned skinny skin and almost black eyes, and very straight, thick, black hair that curls up at ends. Always wearing a denim textured jacket, usually greyscale or brownscale coloured. Also always seen with a messenger bag covered with pins and paint. Wears black or blue leggings with loafers.

## **Hobbies**

Painting, Drawing, Anything Art Related, Sewing, Baking, Knitting, Writing

## **Trivia**

* Front hair curls up due to it being short
* Easily sick
* Very strong
* Does pretty well in hot temperatures or cold
* Is usually seen doodling or reading
* Always has a little notpad for notes, drawing/doodling/ or writing
* Doesn't like cooking but is good cooker
* Art style adapts pretty well if going for a specific one
Dan Williams

Tom Williams - uncle

Mike Williams - uncle

Stephanie Campbell - aunt

## Bio

Dan Williams is the son of railroad owner Pete Williams and Lucy Powell. He earned his master's degree in engineering on May 22, 2020. He currently works as a journalist for The Stream 94.5.

## Early Life

Dan was born in Lower Duck Pond on September 5th, 1995. He was raised there and attended Central High School, graduating with the class of 2014. While at CHS, he ran track and field. In his senior year, he was voted "Most Likely To Succeed."

## Involvement in 2014 Senior Prank at CHS

For the senior prank at Central High School, as has been the tradition of the school for several decades, the class of 2014 decided to split into two separate groups to carry out different pranks. Dan chose the group dedicated to slathering peanut butter under every desk in the building and even decided to take it a step further and put it on the toilet seats in each bathroom. The other group was dedicated to "a bit of graffiti." However, that group got carried away and eventually it became known that a swastika had been spray painted on the side of the building.

One of the members of Dan's group, Nadia Lopez, eventually told authorities whom in the other group had painted the symbol. The other members of the spray paint group were let off the hook as their graffiti was harmless in nature and actually ended up sparking a movement to create a mural on the school.

Unfortunately, Dan got in trouble when an anonymous student got an allergic reaction from one of the peanut-buttered desks.

## College

Dan attended an unknown foreign university to study engineering and graduated in 2018. He then decided to attend graduate school to earn his master's degree, finally graduating in the early summer of 2020.

## Present Day

Dan has been working for The Stream 94.5 since the summer of 2020. However, work has been scarce, which has left him with less to do and the growing possibility of needing a new job.

## Trivia

* Dan's first car was a 2002 Alfa Romeo 147. It broke down constantly and only lasted about 4 years.
	+ Currently, Dan drives a 2017 Audi A4 station wagon.
* Dan worked for his college's radio station as a DJ and interviewing local bands.
* His middle name is Elliot.
* He is *very* fond of peanut butter.
Father Magley Applewell

## Magley Applewell

Jerry(Son)

Lincoln(Son)

Father Magley Applewell is the priest at St. Candida's Catholic Church.

## Personal Life

Applewell is a born-again Christian. He was raised catholic, and turned atheist when he was 15. But, when he was 35, he rediscovered God and got ordained as a catholic priest. But, as a result, he is one of the only catholic priests to have a wife and kids.
El último verano en la Tierra

Temporada 2, Episodio 1

**El último verano en la Tierra** es el primer episodio perteneciente a la segunda temporada de Puerto Papel,y el vigesimoséptimo de la serie en general; estrenado el 15 de octubre de 2018.

## Sinopsis

Matilde vuelve a Puerto Papel a pasar sus nuevas vacaciones. Durante su tiempo en la capital no tuvo poderes y cree que el puerto influye directamente en la activación de ellos. Al llegar al pueblo se entera de que todos conocen su secreto.
Maidenburger

Maidenburger/Burgermaiden is an all-female heavy metal and horror movie themed burger restaurant on Main Street, Lower Duck Pond.

## **History**

Maidenburger was started in 1983 by Ricarda "Ricky" Maiden as a burger van. She towed it all around town to local metal gigs and made a huge profit by selling the food to hungry headbangers waiting in line. She moved the business to a more permanent location on 3rd street in 1985. She made it a point to only hire female staff at an early point, to give them more of a voice in the local metal scene.

In 2018, the restaurant changed locations to Main Street. Since the relocation Maiden became less directly involved with the store, this is due to her trying to expand the restaurant into a franchise. The Maidenburger in Hydroelectric City is due to open in late 2021.

## Staff

Ricarda "Ricky" Maiden

Sandy Dupont

Cassie Larson

Scorpia

Kayleigh Waterson

## Menu

All food items in the menu are named after references to Metalhead and Horror Movie culture, from "Night of the Living Bread" (Pretzel Roll) to "The Razorheart" (Burger), named after local metal band Razor Heart. The full menu can be found here:File:Maidenburger.pdf
Bruno Chamberlain

**Bruno Chamberlain** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

### Relatives

Henry "Harry" Chamberlain (Son), Katherine "Kate" Chamberlain (Daughter), Robert Chamberlain (Father), Matilda "Tilly" Chamberlain (Mother)

## **Biography**

*Bruno Chamberlain is a lawyer who served with the British Army. He is extremely interested in history and classics, and studies Latin as a past time.*

### **Early life**

Bruno was born in Oxford, England to Matilda and Robert Chamberlain, who lived there all of their lives and is where Bruno was raised. He showed promise in debating from an early age and showed a respect for the law.

### **Adult life**

Bruno got a Classics degree, at the time wanting to be a Latin professor at his home in Oxford. However, Bruno joined the British Army and went to Sandhurst, achieving the rank of Captain. Around this time, he decided to go off and fight in Bosnia. Reportedly, he saved 6 civilians from a bomb but was caught in the blast and was invalided out. He saw the injustice of people who had committed war crimes be declared innocent just by hiring a good attorney, and decided that he wanted criminals to be brought to proper justice. He took another degree and became a Lawyer. Eventually, he moved to Lower Duck Pond to start a family and has been living there for nearly 20 years.

## **Personality**

Bruno is a fiercely patriotic Brit, but a kind and helpful soul, who in the end always wants to help people. Don't talk about Bosnia.

## **Hobbies**

Bruno enjoys cooking, tennis, golf, history and languages

## **Trivia**

'The Chicken Noodle Soup' incident still sparks lots of disdain among residents of LDP, who had to bail Bruno out of a hostage situation when he was in South Sudan.
Ophelia Noots

Miss Ophelia will have none of your nonsense.

Ophelia Noots is a 90-year-old spinster who works as the Head Librarian at the Lower Duck Pond Library.

She is stern, except when it comes to the funerals of her married female friends, which she treats "like a wine mixer", It is well-known that one does not trust Ophelia Noots around widowers.

Secretly, Miss Ophelia loves noise! She keeps her library running like a well-shushed museum, but she keeps several blank picket signs, magic markers, and glitter in her office - along with a bullhorn - just in case a cause should appear that she can loudly protest.

Ophelia's last remaining relative, maternal uncle Mike Hunts, died some time ago. He left his vast fortune to his basset hound, Cooter Hunts. Since Ophelia is Cooter's legal guardian, she retains control of the trust fund but must ask permission of the bank before spending a penny of it. Every purchase must appear to directly benefit Cooter in some way. As a result, Ophelia often subsists on casseroles made with premium kibble.

Uncle Mike raised Ophelia from childhood. His will insisted that he be buried with bacon in his pockets so that dogs would mourn at his grave.

Miss Ophelia is a talented medium, and leads the annual Halloween Seance in the Library basement. Perhaps her extrasensory skills can explain how Cooter constantly appears to be on his deathbed but, despite having lived nearly as long as Ophelia herself, keeps on breathing.

Ophelia Noots lives in a tiny studio at 101 Library Lane, Apartment 3B.
Glasshole

A common occurrence in his stores.

Glasshole is a small glass store owned by Randall Chirilov. It had two locations, one in the New Old Mill for older items, another across the street for newer items.

The newer store, usually known as the *Hub*, is also the site of most of the owner's ritualistic acts.

## Trivia

* You can bring in a pile of glass shards and get a nice flower vase for only 19.99 on Tuesdays.
* It is commonly vandalized by middle schoolers from Upper Duck Pond.
Dr Leonard ryan

Short biography: section one: Poland Dr Leonard Ryan was born lenard buscik in communist Poland somewhere near Krakow. Leonard's first word was " przydatny" which roughly translates to helpful. in just a years time young Leonard was partially brainwashed into hating capitalism and loving communism with all its ideals. his mother taught him how to make several of her recipes which Leonard likes to share. He especially loved the zapienka she usually made on tuesdays. He would hang out in the woods with his friends until he absolutely had to come in. He was often beat with a switch for coming in so late. while walking home from the park as a teen Leonard was mugged by a gang of three thugs and being the person he was leonard tried to protect himself, his sister, his brothers and a couple of friends when he was slahed in the face those thugs still haven't been caught. later in life leonard started to slowly see the west wasn't as bad as previously thought which even later on inspired leonard to create anti communist graffiti. Leonard would often argue with his parents on communism saying things such as " jeśli komunizm jest tak wspaniały, dlaczego ludzie tacy jak my głodują, podczas gdy władze tego kraju mogą jeść dużo, kiedy tylko chcą?" which roughly translates to "if communism is so great why are people like us starving while the management of this country get to eat plenty whenever they want? " . Leonard was very happy when the berlin wall fell because he saw it as people like him being free from communism . Leonard was very happy when the peoples republic of poland fell because his dream had finally come true.

section two: moving to the west Leonard moved to the west at age 18 because he was sick of poland so he moved to duck county where he was able to change his name to leonard because it sounded like his old first name and ryan to fit into this new culture he was experiencing. what he saw made him have a child like sense of wonder even though he didn't understand english quite yet. he saw things such as puzzles, cars, etc. Leonard had a hard time getting by with just polish because almost nobody spoke it so he knew he had to find a english teacher. he found an ad for a english teacher named " martha kingsley" who was strict about proper grammar and sentence structure that her class made it seem like her students spoke english like a native which helped leonard get by and go to ldp state. he took a dual major in both bio chem and regular bio with a 3.8 gpa which bolstered his case to enter medical school at the UDP institute of medicine which had the best program nearby to where leonard lived which was a apartment over a store. leonard's roommate usually didn't pay half the rent like he was supposed to because he was leeching off of leonard and was too broke to actually pay which leonard didn't know at the time.
( IN PROGRESS )
Hanglands

The Hanglands are the lands in the east of the River Kingdoms, predominantly marshlands and swamps. It is generally unsettled by the men of the River Kingdoms, and there are no true cities there. However, villages of humans and other creatures exist in plenty.

## Inhabitants

Lizardfolk, Tauric people, and other uncivilized creatures make up most of the sapient creatures in the Hanglands. They band together and form unified tribes, but many of them fight amongst themselves greatly. During the Comaithan, they are ruthlessly culled, yet they breed quickly and plentifully amongst themselves.

The humans living there are thought to be odd swamp dwellers, yet they somehow strike it in the marshes and often scavenge off the lands for fish and supplies.

## Geography

The large area that is the Hanglands is generally fetid, still-water swamps choked with plants and trees. Most of it, however, is untouched due to the simple fact that nobody particularly wants to live or work there. The few villages or odd witch hut are often isolated, with no trade to the outside world.
Phil Rothmeyer

**Philena Enola "Phil" Rothmeyer** (born August 22, 2003) is a resident of Lower Duck Pond and high school private investigator.

## Biography

She was born in the nearby town of Hilldale, but moved to Lower Duck Pond at the age of seven and has lived in the town since. She attended Charles Copland Middle School, and is currently a student at Central High School.

Since she was four years old, she has been mastering the sciences of deduction and forensic investigation, and is currently a private investigator-for-hire in Lower Duck Pond with her deputy and best friend, Frank Moffa.

She is the leader of the RDA (Rothmeyer Detective Agency), an extracurricular club at Central High School for aspiring investigators and forensic field workers. She is unofficially a co-Troop Leader for her younger brother's Boy Scout troop and has been known to recruit the scouts for private espionage and racketeering.

## Personality

Despite only being fifteen years of age, Phil believes herself to be a skilled detective and enjoys imitating film noir protagonists. She appears cheerful and upbeat in person, but can be headstrong and callous when pursuing a case. She is fiercely loyal to those in her inner circle, but distances herself from anyone else. There is little else in the world that matters more to her than her work except for Frank, who has been her partner-in-crime since second grade.
John S.

John S. is a self-employed landscaper in Lower Duck Pond. He is 6 feet and nine inches tall and weighs 250 pounds. He loves plastic pink flamingos and lemonade. He lives behind town hall and likes to spy on the City Council meetings (He is kind of a creep). He played for the Southwest University football team for one game before being kicked off for mowing the grass on the field at halftime. No one knows his last name and he likes to keep it that way. He strongly denies having anything to do with the Nicholas Cage fiasco. I REPEAT HE DID NOT DO IT. Portrayed by u/holyromanmemepire
2019 Milk Shortage

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On August 5, 2019 Nana posted to the town forum asking "Who bought all the 2 percent milk?" to complain about a shortage at the local grocery stores.

Soon rumors began circulating to explain the shortage. Many residents of Lower Duck Pond came out to confess that they were the person responsible for the shortage.

Soon, enterprising citizens began selling homemade and imported milk to meet demand. Local businesses like Ottohaus Autohouse RV began using milk in promotions. Almond milk was quickly deployed as a milk alternative in baked goods and coffee. It wasn’t long before the black market emerged and a number of new milk “alternatives” appeared. Widespread reports of milk and cow theft resulted in a state of emergency.

## City-Wide Milk Ban

By August 7th the city council, led by Councilman Everetts, voted to impose a milk ban within city limits. The ban was lifted within a day but milk restrictions still remained

## Further Reading

1. "Everything you need to know about the milk shortage", Duck Pond Times.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cmhl17/who\_bought\_all\_the\_2\_percent\_milk/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cn7o8i/ok\_who\_hasnt\_bought\_all\_the\_milk/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dud7us/come\_get\_your\_milk/
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cnb292/free\_milk\_with\_test\_drive/
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/co1206/almond\_milk\_cookies/
6. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cnnnqx/milk\_cartel/
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cno12x/fist\_fights\_for\_milk/
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cmtvik/milk\_for\_sale\_only\_20\_a\_gallon/
9. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cngi3u/introducing\_malk\_now\_available\_in\_a\_store\_near/
10. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/du93bl/someone\_stole\_my\_cow/
11. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cmuibr/milk\_shortage\_announcement/
12. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cn6e5e/announcement\_re\_milk/
13. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cn9xw3/announcement\_re\_announcement\_remilk/
14. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cnmfbe/the\_milk\_prohibition/
James Armadia

*Hello! You are reading the dreaded TEST TEXT, only made more verbose and with unnecessary exposition added!* *Until their creator miraculously finishes all their requirements and manages to write a lifetime's worth of content for them, JAMES ARMADIA is but another unfinished character profile floating in the hellish space of unfinished everything.*
Arnold Prizes

Arnold Prizes was a reporter for the town, and secretly the Lizard Queen, who he claimed the lizards under the city had awakened. He sacrificed Annie from the Media department because she was going to expose his secret, and he told the town it was to keep the lizards from invading the town. After this, Diane Maine, his fellow reporter, had discovered that his name was actually an anagram of Lizard Person. After this, she confronted him, which led to a shootout in the sewers, in which Diane was the winner. He had exposed his true identity to her, the Lizard Queen, before he died. After this, she set fire to the lizard city underneath the sewers, which freed Annie from the Media department, who was being kept prisoner in the city. Annie is currently the only reporter in the news channel Arnold and Diane are from.
Muron

Muron is the name given to the ethnic group of the southern portion of the River Kingdoms, holding the minority of humans in the region. There are no specific ethnic slurs against these people, but they share the hatred of the word "Rivermen" with the Lensh, their coexisting ethnicity that they live in general harmony with.

## Regions

The Muron occupy the southern River Kingdoms and are rarely seen outside of them, however they were not always from there. Many thousands of years ago, during the Days of Migration, they came to settle the lands between the rivers from the far east of Obor. It is unknown where exactly they came from, however.

Some Muron are seen as far south as the Sun Bay as traders from Ner.

## Appearance

The Muron are a short and stout people. With jet black hair, brown eyes, and a tanned skin, they look distinct from their Lensh brothers. Facial features often seen are a hooked nose, with a broad chin and jawline. Beards are often seen among these people.

## Culture

The Muron hold to the cultural ways of their traditions, and do not often celebrate festivals other than the midwinter and midsummer moon. However, they can still be seen participating in Lensh festivities such as the Feast of Saint Ulthor.
Days of Kings

The **Days of Kings** is the period of warring states between humans, elves, and dwarves after the end of the Days of Migration. During this time, all races of the world began their expansionist claims of land. Many kingdoms rose and fell during this time, from massive empires to small fiefdoms. Several major conflicts that occurred during this time were the Skyfire War, the War of the Crowns, and the expansion of Merro becoming the de facto Elven land.

It is generally perceived to be the years between c. -10,000 AS and c. -1000 AS, when it gave way to the Age of Men.
Aspen Alora

Bio

**Age** 21

**Occupation** College Student and Film Creator

**Gender**Female

**Born**Lower Duck Pond

**Aspen Alora**was born on April 21, 1998. She was born to Joseph and Greer Alora in Lower Duck Pond. She went to school in Lower Duck Pond all the way up until high school before going to college in Lower Duck Pond as well. She is majoring in performing arts. She did a year abroad before returning in 2019.

Upon returning, she resumed college for about a month before going missing. She claims that after she heard a plane approaching her house she fled to a small space in the basement where she stayed with her deformed cat Saxon for an entire year before mustering up the courage to trying and leave.

She left her small hideout to discover that her landlord had found new tenants. She is currently living in a small tent in the woods and is working on a movie that will make her enough money to get an apartment or house again.
Hermenegild Dupont

Hermenegild is the pet cat of Sandy Dupont, named after her childhood patron saint St. Hermenegild.

Hermenegild was born around 2019 to two stray cats. He wandered the streets for a while, until caught in a snowstorm. Freezing and hungry, he crawled onto the first porch he could find: the porch of 4231 Forestry Rd., the home of Sandy.

Sandy, while having gifted her daughters each a cat at a young age, was not a fan of the creatures herself. However, after seeing the half-frozen Hermenegild on her porch, she picked him up, warmed him, and fed him. He became immediately attached to her, and she couldn't bring herself to put him up for adoption. She named him, and he has been living with her ever since.

Hermenegild enjoys head pats, cuddles, and Fancy Feast.
Grundee

**Grundee** is a young drifter who often finds himself returning to Lower Duck Pond after every journey.

## LDP's local nomadic fella

A crude drawing of himself that he carries around, presumably drawn by someone he met on his many travels.

## **A summery of Grundee**

 *Grundee, as he calls himself, is a young man who doesn't seem to recall much of his past prior to starting life as a vagrant, other than vague memories of a loving father \ a loving father-like figure, and that his actual name, or surname, is Dyler.*

He first stumbled across Lower Duck Pond by chance some years ago on his travels, his visit didn't last more than a week, but he often finds himself coming back for no particular reason, in a way, he considers the quiet little town his "home".

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## **Personality**

The very definition of a "chill dude", Grundee lives life with little care for anything, even his own well-being. He's quite prone to accidents because of his laid-back nature.

## **Trivia**

The drawing which he carries around is the profile picture of his Lower Duck Pond social media account.
Janette Young

## **Biography**

*Janette Young moved to Lower Duck Pond with her husband Nate to start a fresh life from a big city. With her husband she owns some small farmland with a house where she grows her speciality plant: broccoli.*

### **Adult life**

Janette met her current husband Nate while she was studying in university. After they got married, they decided to move to Lower Duck Pond for a fresh start.

## **Personality**

Janette has a loud personality. She is known for not being able to take criticism well and she picks fights with others as a result. However she can show a more calmer side to those who need it.
Greeen Dragon Pub

1. REDIRECT Template:Infobox companyThe Greeen Dragon Pub is an Irish pub and one of the many bars in Lower Duck Pond. It is located on Maple Street.

There are several theories as to why its name is spelt with three 'Es'. Some think it was a spelling mistake in trying to write the old English 'Grene' or 'Greene', others think stems from an archaic version of the word which was only used in the LDP area, or maybe it was simply a way to avoid copyright infringement.
Alixia DeLacroix

Alixia DeLacroix is the local Town Witch, but shes not an evil old hag! So, don't discriminate! Alixia comes from the long line of DeLacroix Witches, who have inhabited LDP for many many ages. In fact, Alixia grew up and was raised here right along with the other townsfolk, while learning the trades of the family witches at the same time. Alixia lives in the large, vintage black castle outside of City Hall, and has an attached house called "The Cauldron" where she brews elixirs and potions for residents.
Kaden Dee

Kaden Dee is a resident and former business owner in Lower Duck Pond for over thirty years. His former business, Kaden's Comix and Firearms, opened in the year 2000, and was known for its variety in comics and antique firearms. Tragically, on July 6th 2020, it burned to the ground due to an overloaded surge protector. Kaden currently lives in the back of his car, along with his cat Coche.

## History

Kaden Dee was born the year 1975 in Corpus Cristi, Texas. Other information about his personal life before his relocation to Lower Duck Pond is either not disclosed or possibly fabricated. The following is a list of events considered to be canonically factual. Actually there is only one, mainly due to the fact that he refuses to elaborate on anything else, possibly out of stubbornness.

* The Leg - When he was 12, Kaden attended a county fair in Corpus Cristi, Texas. During a ride on the bumper cars, his left leg fell out of the safety strap. Upon colliding with another buggy, his leg was smashed beyond recognition, resulting in an emergency amputation. When authorities questioned about the incident, County Fair officials we unavailable to comment on the safety concerns of the, "surprisingly powerful bumper cars".

## Business

Kaden was the owner and sole employee of Kaden's Comix and Firearms, which was located near the freeway. While his sales figures had declined considerably over the past three years, he had found leeway to continue his operation with odd jobs. After the incident of July 6th however, he lacked any form of steady income.

## Controversy

On July 14th, Kaden Dee's unstable nature came to a climax with a community post blaming the July 6th incident on certain community members based on his personal distaste for artists, hippies, musicians, the wealthy, and other local business owners. This resulted in extreme backlash from community members. While he later apologized for his actions, many have (for obvious reasons) chosen not to forgive him.

## Future Events

Kaden has expressed his interest in rebuilding his legacy. This includes his business and reputation (though arguably he did not have much of one in the first place). Other than that, not much has changed. He's still a grumpy old coot with an unpredictable agenda, and will probably stay that way.
Cornerstone Bakery

The **Cornerstone Bakery**on Gadwell Street is primarily known for Montreal Style Bagels, it's delicious cake donuts, selling homemade candy from around Lower Duck Pond, and the fact that Bruce Thales, locally reknown Professor of Philosophy at Canvasback Community College, lives in the one bedroom apartment upstairs.[1]
Aaron Freudenthal

Aaron cooking a signature dish

Hadassah(Daughter)

Aaron Yochanan Freudenthal is the owner of Mexi-Matzah, a Jewish-Mexican fusion restaurant. He lives in Lower Duck Pond with his wife, Zoya, and three kids, Tzviya, Aryeh, and Hadassah.

## Life Before Lower Duck Pond

Aaron was born and raised in Santa Maria, California. He met his wife while on vacation in Russia. After they married, the couple moved to Arad, Romania, where they had their first child, Tzviya. When she was three the family moved back to Santa Maria, before moving to Lower Duck Pond in 2010, the same year he started his restaurant.
Daisy Howard

Mary Howard Waterson (daughter)

Emma Howard (granddaughter)

James Howard (grandson)

Alyssa Howard (granddaughter)

Nelson Howard (grandson)

Miles Howard (grandson)

Joshua Howard (grandson)

Kayleigh Waterson (granddaughter)

Ella Waterson (granddaughter)

Forest Waterson (grandson)

**Daisy Howard** is a resident in Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Daisy Ann Howard was born on Sunday, June 4th, 1939 in Austin Texas to her parents Lloyd Guy Blaze and Mary Ann Blaze. Daisy was an only child. Daisy lived in Texas for two years before her parents relocated the family to Lower Duck Pond. She attended Lower Duck Pond University.

### **Adult life**

On August 12th1957, 18 year old Daisy married her high-school sweetheart, Norman John Howard. They lived a happy life, reaching 60 years of marriage before Norman passed away of old age in 2017. Together they had 3 children, Brian, Mary, and Peter, who each had 3 children of their own.

She worked 52 wonderful years at LDP Elementary School as the school nurse, touching many hearts before retiring in 2016.

### **Late life**

In 2017 Norman passed, triggering Daisy’s health to decline drastically. The initial bouts of depression after her husbands death were followed by a neglect for her type I diabetes, resulting in the loss of two toes on her left foot. She later developed cataracts in her eyes, and was officially diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease in late 2020.

## **Personality**

Daisy is a person who embodies grace, kindness, and acceptance. She has a forgiving heart and is known to never hold a grudge. She can find the best in anyone! She is always willing to lend a helping hand when needed, with no judgment. Over her life, Daisy accumulated a wide circle of friends who think highly of her because of her generosity and kindly disposition.

However, some would describe Daisy a pushover. Her willingness to help and inability to say "No" makes a toxic combination for an outgoing person like Daisy. Though she may feel a bit used at times, Daisy would never mention it.

She is a very gentle soul, with a heart full of love. Her three children would describe her as an attentive parent, and her nine grandchildren would all agree that Nana Howard made the best desserts.

## **Appearance**

Daisy has white hair, and is about 5'5, 130 lbs.

She frequents the Dillard's sweater department, and loves to match her whole outfit.

She is also rarely seen without a smile on her face.

## **Hobbies**

In her earlier life, Daisy took part in many clubs, sports, and extracurricular activities.

She can regularly be found by the pond, feeding the ducks. That is, if her asthma isn’t bothering her too much.

She also enjoys puzzles, card games, and knitting. Residents at LDP Memory Care Center know well that she is the "Cribbage" Queen, as it has always been her favorite game.
Ralph

## Basic Information

Sometimes known as RalphTheDog, Ralph is a novelty meats (things like jerky, slim jims, pork rinds, etc.) vendor. His business is centered at the Meat Showroom in downtown Lower Duck Pond. From there he sells retail, but also has an online presence and has customers worldwide.

## Personal Life

Ralph is 45 years old and lives in a yurt by the pond with Ayla Christie. Romancing Ayla and coming to live with her is the absolute highlight of Ralph's life. Both are very independent people and do their own thing in LDP, but once in a while they appear as a couple. They have a canoe and a pontoon boat. The boat is occasionally a party center, and friends are often asked to join them on a "booze cruise".

Ralph likes to create silly limericks and poems, a tool he used with great success in his courtship of Ayla.

Ralph is very happy now, but still has a few demons chasing him, the result of a complicated and difficult childhood. Occasionally this side of Ralph shows itself when he becomes snarky and impatient. He does not suffer fools gladly.

There have been a few subtle hints that, years ago, Ralph may have sought comfort from Krystal, the mayor-prostitute. But this not something that is spoken of, if it happened at all.

## Origins

No one is quite sure about Ralph's background. He came to LDP when he was in his early 20's; no one know from where. It is known that he is highly educated and may have a Masters degree, but no one knows the subject not the universities he attended. People have chatted with friends, wondering how he came to his odd profession, but all is gossip; no one knows much of anything for sure. It is possible that Ayla does, but she's not about to share info with anyone.