Bowser Jr calls Tina the N-Word and gets grounded

## Cast

Bowser Jr, Bowser Jr's dad and BrianLego98-Brian

Tina-Kimberly

Mr. Dallas-himself

Principal Eric-himself

Anderson Host-Alan

Tina's angry voice-Shouty

Police Officer-Wiseguy

Me-Steven

Bowser Jr's mom-Kate

Tina's CV-Milla (Finnish)

## Transcript

Bowser Jr: Man, I can't believe Bowser and Ice Princess kicked me out of their house just because Dark Bowser didn't want me to be his brother! Even worse, they replaced me with my dark clone, AKA Dark Bowser Jr!

Bowser Jr's dad's voice: Bowser Jr, you are now living with us!

Bowser Jr's mom's voice: We had to move your dark clone AKA Dark Bowser Jr from our house to your house!

Bowser Jr: Mom and Dad, it's Bowser and Ice Princess's fault that they made me live here! (calming down) Anyways, I can't believe that Fluttershy106 and the other school staff are in the Mental People's Homes thanks to my former brother, Dark Bowser and his friend Ratchet! I need to get back at Tina because Fluttershy106, Mr. Dallas, Principal Eric, Anderson Host and BrianLego98 are too innocent to be sent to the Mental People's Homes!

At Tina's house...

Bowser Jr: Tina, why did you send Fluttershy106, his friend, and the other staff members here?! They're innocent! You hear me! Free them, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina: Hey! Don't say the N-Word! You're mean!

Bowser Jr: Free them now, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina: Insult me once more and see what happens!

Bowser Jr: Why should I, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina: That's it! I'm going to give you a hard time!

Bowser Jr: Not until you can catch me first, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina began to chase after Bowser Jr, yelling angrily.

Tina: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*! (Shouty's voice) Come back here, you obnoxious brat! I'll get you! I'll get a mace to attack you with it!

Back at the Mental People's homes, the five staff members were crafty.

Me: This is our chance to escape.

BrianLego98: I'm with you Fluttershy106.

Mr. Dallas: Same here. I have a class to teach.

Principal Eric: This way! This way!

Anderson Host: Freedom!

Bowser Jr: Phew! That was close! I need to lay down.

Inside Tina's house, Tina picked up a mace. Then she went out of the house, and he continued to chase after Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr: Oh no! Tina's going mad! She's got a mace!

Tina: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Bowser Jr: I better get away before that madwoman kills me!

Tina: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Tina kept on chasing after Bowser Jr.

Tina: (Shouty's voice) I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!

Bowser Jr: AAAAAARGH!

Bowser Jr: She's getting as mad as Spinelli! Madwoman! Madwoman!

Tina: (Shouty's voice) WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE DONE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!! DONE!!! D-O-N-E! DONE! WHEN I CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU, YOU'LL BE ROTTING IN JAIL FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR CALLING ME THE N-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!

Bowser Jr ran as fast as he could.

Tina: (Shouty's voice) YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! STOP RIGHT THERE, SO I CAN ATTACK YOU WITH A MACE AND BEAT YOU UP!

Bowser Jr: Help! Help! Police, help! Save me! Madwoman! Madwoman! She's chasing me with a mace! Do something! That madwoman's going crazy! Stop that madwoman before hse gets me! Do something, please! Before she kills me!

Then Bowser Jr ran past the police officer, and the police officer halted Tina.

Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!? What's the big idea chasing after that boy like that!?

Tina: Because he keeps calling me the N-word! Let me at him! Let me at him!

Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after that boy like that! Where did you get the mace come from?

Tina: Because he keeps calling me the N-word! I had to use the mace to chase after that brat because he keeps calling me the N-word!

Police Officer: Hey! There's no need to do to that boy like that! I think you need to put the mace back in your house. Actually, I will get the guards to take it back to your house! There's no need to get angry or violent to that boy just because he keeps calling you the N-word!

Tina: (Shouty's voice) LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You have to go to the insane hospital for a while, that will calm you down. You're getting mad and insane. Come with me now.

Tina:  Who will someone do my career?!

Police Officer: No one! Also, since Fluttershy106, BrianLego98, Mr. Dallas, Principal Eric, and Anderson Host are the good guys and staff members, the Mental People's Homes now has to be...

(pause)

Police Officer: DEMOLISHED!

Tina: What?! Demolished?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Police Officer: Too bad! I hope that teaches you a lesson about sending the good guys to the Mental People's Homes!

Then the police officer took Tina away and sent her to the insane hospital. Then Tina and the police officer entered the insane hospital, and then the police officer showed her the ward.

Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to attack a boy!

(The police officer shut the door and Tina was upset)

Tina: This is just great! What would Scott say that I sent the good guys to the Mental People's Homes and let the bad guys get away with it?! Why me?! (Milla's voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bowser Jr's dad: Bowser Jr, how dare you insult Tina and call her the N-Word?! You know saying the N-Word is racist!

Bowser Jr's mom: Now thanks to you, she's going to lose her business!

Bowser Jr: Mom and Dad, I only wanted to get back at her for sending the good guys to the Mental People's Homes. Also, where's Dark Bowser Jr?

Bowser Jr's dad: Good question. Dark Bowser Jr is now living where Bowser and Ice Princess are so you're now living in our house from now on.

Bowser Jr: Why your house?

Bowser Jr's mom: Because Dark Bowser doesn't want you as his brother but instead, your dark clone AKA Dark Bowser Jr.  You are grounded grounded grounded for 14 days but since the staff are free, you're now grounded for 7 days. Go to your room now.

Bowser Jr (running upstairs): Yes Mom and Dad.

## Trivia

Dark Bowser Jr will replace Bowser Jr and he will be living with Dark Bowser and his family from now on.