Freshers Week 2046 (Output’s Day Pt 1)

## Loot/Exp

* Flatline // 3rd Game (September) // 106 eb // 20 IP // 7 DT
* Mr Diamond Eyes // 2nd Game (September) // 106 eb // 20 IP // 7 DT
* Mr. Vauxhall // 1st Game (September) // 106 eb // 20 IP // 7 DT
* Uncle Void // 3rd Game (September) // 154eb // 20 IP // 7 DT
* Sade // 1st Game (September) // 106eb // 20 IP // 7 DT

## Summary

After checking their weapons and paying the cover charge, the group infiltrated Freshers Week at the local pub known as the Skiving Scholar. Some highlights included:
- Uncle Void stabbing Flatline with an airhypo of blue glass and winning the yard ale drinking contest
- Flatline giving a passionate lecture about bread and throwing up during the drinking contest
- Mr. Vauxhall promising to take Flatline to see an important baking show live and starting a conga line to “Clickity Clackity Man”
- Mr. Diamond Eyes using his celebrity prowess to convince a fresher to tongue his goat's head's eyehole
- Sade finding luck to not be on his side, and vomiting a yard of ale on himself despite being a professional drinker. It was a truly terrible brew.

They spied Ray Wentworth, the Bill Shakespeare of greeting cards, in the corner of the pub typing away on his typewriter. Uncle Void thought it best to inject him with blue glass. He offered them a simple job: help sabotage his nemesis, Harold Lamb, author of children’s book series Optimistic Owl, greeting card writer for his company’s competitor, and English professor at NCU.

The group snuck into the University and ran into a librarian in the hall. She inquired about their activities, and miraculously all were able to convince her of their ridiculous cover story. Mr. Vauxhall invited her for coffee and she accepted. Upstairs, between the edgerunners and the door to Harold Lamb’s office, some freshers had set up a slip n slide out of whipped cream in the hallway. When they ran out of cream, they started using fire extinguishers. Each edgerunner navigated the slippery mess in his own way, some skating across, some taking their time, Void trading synthcoke for a ride on a fresher, and Vauxhall doing a strip tease and sliding down the hall in a sexy pose.

Uncle Void took the opportunity to make some extra cash and sold some drugs to freshers. He then used his techscanner to meticulously remove Lamb’s name plate from his door just before Sade flying kicked the door in like a badass fucking ninja. The freshers loved it and he left with a pocket full of agent numbers. The gang destroyed the office, punching holes in the wall, tearing apart books from Lamb’s personal library and setting them on fire, throwing furniture out the window, smashing his computer and monitor. Flatline turned the corner into a bathroom, Vauxhall started a rumor of Lamb being a pedofile among the freshers, and Diamond Eyes converted the entire hallway of freshers into goat followers, who began to voice a frenzy of complaints of Lamb molesting them.

They piled up Lamb’s furniture in front of his parking spot outside and lit it on fire while the new members of the goat cult danced wildly in a circle around it. The entire thing was recorded by several of the party, with Uncle Void capturing a cinematic masterpiece of a documentary on his agent.

Additional non-monetary rewards:
- Uncle Void - an oversized T shirt that says “I skived off at the Skiving Scholar”
- Flatline - a season pass for the next series of that baking show hosted by Gordon Lamsay
- Sade - sexts from a number of freshers and one with a face, Adalya Calanthe
- Mr. Vauxuall - a coffee date with university librarian, Fabiana Irina
- Mr. Diamond Eyes - a devoted uni student fan named Raj Miloslav who will follow him anywhere