Valley of the Shadow Shooting Draft

## Valley of the Shadow

Episode #50

Production #V0850

**Story by:** Mark Edens

**Teleplay by:** Vanessa Place

**Directed by:** Simon Raby

Shooting Draft - December 16, 1998

Pages 5-6A, 10-12A, 16, 19-21 - December 21, 1998

Pages 6, 7-11, 13-15, 19-20A - December 30, 1998

Pacific Island Pictures, LTD, All Rights Reserved © 1998

## Cast List

Hercules

Iolaus - *(ee-OH-lus)*

Theseus

Aegeus/Zeus - *(eh-GEE-uss)*

Vendor

Hera (V.O.)

## Set List

**Interiors:**

Cave

Cave - Second Chamber

**Exteriors:**

Hera's Valley

Marketplace

## Teaser

FADE IN:

EXT. MARKETPLACE - DAY

PAN ACROSS a small, bustling mart over to a BAIT & TACKLE kiosk. IOLAUS sits near it, bow and quier and pack over his back, sharpening an arrowhead with a stone as a PAIR OF STREET URCHINS look on. Iolaus pauses, noticing the small kids, and growls at them, trying to looktough. The kids look at each other, then grin and GIGGLE, as:

VENDOR (O.S.)

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HERCULES, also carrying hunting, fishing, and camping gear, hefts a fishing rod, then spins and lifts it like a pool cue, eyeing expertly down its length. THESEUS, similarly equipped, watches/paces impatiently. Nearby, a shabby old man (AEGEUS), with a bright new creel (fish box) around his chest, pokes through the bin o'bait. Hercules seems distracted, out of sorts.

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Iolaus joins Theseus as they swap a look of concern.

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He drops the pole back in the pole barrel and looks away, distracted, off in his own world.

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THESEUS

(to Vendor)

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> > > > > > Look. We're going on this trip to have some fun -- lighten up -- the academy's been brutal lately --
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(crowing: Hercules)

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This snaps Herc out of his funk. He looks at Iolaus and Theseus, then shakes his head as he manages a half-smile -- still in no way happy-go-lucky.

HERCULES

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He picks up the rod, and hands a single coin to the vendor, who shrugs and quickly pockets it.

THESEUS

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The shabby old man looks up brightly.

AEGEUS

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He catches himself and clams up; Hercules, like any true fisherman, can't resist the lure.

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Aegeus glances at the vendor, then motions them close. Hercules leans in, enthusiastic for the first time.

AEGEUS

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(to Hercules)

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Hercules looks at Iolaus and Theseus, hesitation. Aegeus seizes the moment, opens his creel, smiles, and hoists an enormous, beautiful, glistening fish. A beat; despite himself, Hercules slowly grins.

EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - CAMPFIRE - NIGHT

The boys are littered around the campfire, in mid-feast contentment. Iolaus is wearing a large chamois OVERTUNIC (poncho). An enormous FOWL roasts lazily on a spit; Aegeus' creel is in the foreground. Hercules adjusts a loop of huge fish hanging on a branch.

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Hercules and Iolaus share a quick smile of ghost-story anticipation. Theseus builds the tension:

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Suddenly a blood-curdling, spine-twitching SHRIEK skirls through the night. They all startle, look quickly around, then ehale hard. A beat, then:

THESEUS

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HERCULES

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He grabs a staff; Theseus takes his bow; Iolaus unsheathes a sword.

MYSTERIOUS POV comes through the dark forest, accompanied by STOMPS, heavy BREATHING and low GROWLS. Branches brush to the right and left as they are pushed aside, foliage bending in front, CRASHING SOUNDS sensed all around. Pause as POV sees the cadets at a slight distance through the thicket.

The guys circle, backs to the fire, looking left and right, trying to figure out where the sound is coming from: it's too loud and echoey to pinpoint.

IOLAUS

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HERCULES

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FADE OUT.

## Act One

FADE IN:

EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - CAMPFIRE - CONTINUOUS

The cadets, clutching their weapons, brace for the attack. It doesn't come: silence.

HERCULES

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They frantically scan the broken, shifting woods. Then the creature (PROTECTOR) starts moving again, but in the pitch of the night and the thick of the forest, it's difficult to make out exactly what the thing looks like. The beast SCREAMS and bits of it glint in the dark.

IOLAUS

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IOLAUS

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Hercules looks over and sees the roast burd on the spit.

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Theseus, who is closer, grabs the spit; using it as a feeding pole, he offers the Protector the bird.

THESEUS

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HERCULES

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Hercules, on the ground by the fire, grabs two half-burning branches and lobs one to Theseus. Theseus catches it and turns, waving the lit branch to drive away the SCREAMING creature. The beast leaps back into the dark.

THESEUS

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HERCULES

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EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - NIGHT

Heavy vines whip the boys' faces as they reel between the trees, feet slipping on the dark forest floor, the sound of their BREATHING brken by the WAILING and POUNDING of the thing chasing them. Iolaus rushes into a clearing, sees something --

IOLAUS

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IOLAUS

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Hercules' eyes go wide as he sees the cliff edge. He yanks Iolaus to his feet. The Protector's squalls come closer.

Iolaus points to a thin, shadowy crag in the rocks about 30 feet away. As Theseus races up to join them.

IOLAUS

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A sharp SCREAM, quicksilver flash: Protector has snatched Theseus and thrown him like a rag foll. Herc and Iolaus turn, but they're too late. Theseus is dragged, fast, back to the forest. Theseus uselessly claws the ground, struggling.

THESEUS

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Hercules scans for some way to save him, then snaps off a thick vine and loops it into a lasso.

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He winds-up the heavy vine, throws, and neatly ropes Theseus' upper arm (NOTE: CAN SIMPLY GRAB ON TO THE VINE IF MAKING A LASSO TAKES TOO LONG). With a mighty jerk, Herc frees him. The Protector SCREAMS as its prey is snapped from its grasp. Hercules quickly drapes a stunned, groggy Theseus' arm around Iolaus' shoulders.

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The protector turns to come back at the cadets. Iolaus starts half-dragging Theseus to the crag. Herc looks over and waves an arm at the (O.S.) aproaching beast.

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The horrifying creature lunges. Herc takes, then leaps aside at the last second. The creature scrambles and turns as Herc tumbles back to his feet.

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Hercules looks and sees Iolaus and Theseus disappearing, squeezing into the thin cave opening. Just then the Protector charges again. Herc leaps up in the air and gives it a kick in the chest. The creature is so big that it is only knocked back a couple of steps, while Herc is knocked flying the other way.

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Herc looks at the cave opening. The creature ROARS. They're both about the same distance from the opening. Herc bolts towards it. The Protector charge to cut him off. It looks like the creature is going to grab Herc before he can make it into the cave. But as The Protector lunges, Herc runs and dives for his life.

INT. CAVE - NIGHT

...face down, just inside the cave opening, near Iolaus and Theseus, who is getting his senses back. The cave is dark, though a shaft of moonlight snakes through the TALL, NARROW, SLIT-LIKE CAVE DOOR. A beat, then a Protector ROAR makes Herc scramble the rest of the way into the cave, with the Protector SLAMMING against the outside, unable to get int. Stalactites drip from the ceiling, stalagmites jut from the floor. The beast outside SCREECHES as the cadets struggle to their geet.

IOLAUS

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Rejoicing, Iolaus turns to the others, his back toward the cave opening. He feels secure.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > Funny thing about size -- I mean, take me, for example --
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A dark flash behind him.

THESEUS

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Theseus pulls Iolaus forward as something rakes his back and is gone -- Protector can just get its arm through the cave mouth. Hercules picks up Iolaus' overtunic and holds it up: moonlight streams through three long, jagged tears. They instinctively shrink back while the creature HOWLS outside the entrance.

HERCULES

(grave)

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Theseus stands, a bit shaken. Iolaus and Hercules look at each other, trying to muster a bit of their usual bravado, but their faces harden as they give in to the real gravity of their situation.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > We need new weapons.
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THESEUS

(exasperated)

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> > > > > > We had weapons, remember? We might as well have hit it with peacock feathers! That thing is serious!
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HERCULES

(dead calm)

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INT. CAVE - SHORT TIME LATER

By the light of a small fire, Hercules finishes the axe he's made by splitting the top of a piece of wood into a "Y", inserting a sharp stone, and securing the stone with a strip of tunic. He hands the axe to Theseus, who has two long stalactites strapped lik sword to his back. Iolaus wears an axe and small stalactite on his belt. Theseus is still agitated with fear/anger from his brush with the beyond.

THESEUS

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> > > > > > I swear to the gods if I ever find that old man who sent us here, I'll feed him to that thing!
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Hercules stands, hefting three long strips tied together in a large knot at one end - the other ends lashed to large stones.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > We're all packed -- now what?
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(distracted)

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(irritated)

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> > > > > > What do you mean, you don't know?!
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IOLAUS

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THESEUS

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> > > > > > No, you come on!
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> > > > > > (to Herc)
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> > > > > > How many choices are there? We fight it now, or we wait for morning and fight it then.
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HERCULES

(bursts out, furious, not whiny)

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> > > > > > I don't know, all right?! I thought I knew what to do with Marco and the sandshark, and Marco's gone. You were there. We did all we could, and we lost him!
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Theseus and Iolaus are taken aback by Herc's fury. But the outburst lets Herc calm down and get control.

HERCULES

(quietly intense; to Theseus)

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> > > > > > If you're in such a big hurry, you decide.
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Theseus doesn't know quite what to say. As Theseus frowns, trying to respond, Iolaus turns and sees something O.S.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > How come there's moonlight coming from the back of the cave?
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As Theseus looks with Iolaus, Hercules joins them.

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(excited)

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> > > > > > It has to be another way out.
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They hurry back to check it out. At a back wall, there is a six-foot stone pushed in front of an opening in the wall. Faint light seeps in around an edge.

HERCULES

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> > > > > > C'mon!
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They grab hold, and together they grunt and shove the stone far enough aside that they can get through the opening.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > All right!
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INT. CAVE - SECOND CHAMBER - NIGHT

When they step in, they find themselves in a corridor that leads to the light source, around a corner. As they start forward, they hear a noise -- CLUMP, CLUNK -- and Herc puts out a hand to stop them

HERCULES

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As they look ahead, not breathing, they seem to see some movement -- a big shadow crossing the light. they ease forward again, VOICES LOW, concerned.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > So maybe somebody -- or something -- lives here.
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(disgusted)

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> > > > > > The way things are going, there's probably a hundred of that thing's eggs back here waiting to clamp on our faces and hatch through our chests.
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They all pause a beat as Herc and Iolaus stare, not believing what they're hearing, at Theseus.

THESEUS

(grim)

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> > > > > > These things happen.
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Then they hear a THUD. They look forward and see a huge shadow loom up, being cast from around a corner. They grab hold of their weapons and ease forward.

HERCULES

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> > > > > > It looks like we're going to find out.
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FADE OUT.

## Act Two

FADE IN:

INT. CAVE - SECOND CHAMBER - NIGHT

The three cadets, holding their weapons, look at each other.

HERC/IOLAUS/

THESEUS

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> > > > > > Now!
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They lunge around the corner of the cave corridor, weapons raised, blood up, prepared to do deadly battle with: A BEDRAGGLED OLD MAN. It's Aegeus, the guy from the market, carrying a large armful of firewood. He sees them and takes, startled, and drops a piece of wood (with a THUD, like before).

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > What are you doing here?!
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The guys are astonished and relieved.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > It's the old guy from the market!
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Aegeus looks at them for a short beat, then continues on with his wood toward his fire as if they weren't there.

AEGEUS

(unfazed)

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> > > > > > Catch any fish?
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Theseus draws one of his sword-stalactites.

THESEUS

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> > > > > > You almost got us killed!
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Theseus starts for the old man; Hercules grabs Theseus.

HERCULES

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> > > > > > Theseus! Don't!
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Theseus, enraged, flings Hercules off and starts for Aegeus, intent on runnning him through. Aegeus calmly puts the wood down by the fire. As Theseus lunges for the old man, Iolaus tackles him at the last second. Hercules joins Iolaus holding Theseus.

THESEUS

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As they restrain their friend, Aegeus calmly stands, pokes the fire, and dusts his hands.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Sit down. It can't get in. And it leaves at sunrise. Might as well sit here with old Aegeus.
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Theseus roughly shakes off Hercules and Iolaus, stomps to a neutral corner. Hercules wheels furiously on Aegeus:

HERCULES

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> > > > > > Theseus is right. You led us here.
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Aegeus dismissively turns and tends his fire.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > You want to know where to fish, I tell you.
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > But you didn't tell us about the man-eating monster!
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IOLAUS

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> > > > > > And you took us for ten dinars!
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Aegeus steps back and anxiously claps his hand to his pocket as if yo protect his hill-gotten money.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > You want to know about fish, I tell you about fish. Ten dinars. You want to know about Protector? That would be much more.
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > 'The Protector'?
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Aegeus sits back down at the fire and pulls a blanket around him.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Tell me. You boys lucky today?
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IOLAUS

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> > > > > > Sure. Fish, peacock, Theseus almost bagged a boar...
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AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Ah, yes... Hera's Valley is rich with much game.
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Hercules GROANS as the metaphoric light dawns:

HERCULES

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> > > > > > Hera's Valley? And the peacocks --
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AEGEUS

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> > > > > > -- are sacred to the wife of Zeus.
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A particularly horrific O.S. Protector SCREAM:

HERCULES

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> > > > > > And say you kill one of Hera's sacred peacocks in Hera's valley?
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AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Protector comes and catches you up at night. Keeps you nice and alive for his own breakfast -- at sunrise.
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > But you knew we were going hunting!
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(shrugging)

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He bends to stoke the campfire; behind him, Iolaus WHISPERS conspiratorially to Hercules:

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > But if the Protector's just after us for poaching one of Hera's peacocks, can't you ask your step-mom to call it off? Tell her we're really sorry --
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HERCULES

(incredulous)

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> > > > > > Are you kidding? Hera can't stand me! Anyway, Aegeus said the thing leaves after sunrise. We'll wait.
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A second SHRIEK is heard, different from the Protector's. The Protector falls silient.

THESEUS

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> > > > > > What was that?
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IOLAUS

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> > > > > > Peacock. My uncle used to keep them.
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He does a dead-on imitation.

THESEUS

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> > > > > > That's smart, Iolaus -- call it! And while you're at it, invite it inside!
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Protector ROARS into the outer chamber of the cave, but is interrupted by the real peacock. Silence.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > No worries. That bird sounds hurt. Protector must go to make sure no other hunters are about. So. You boys have any food?
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HERCULES

(slightly sarcastically)

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> > > > > > Sorry, but we broke camp pretty fast.
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THESEUS

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> > > > > > Hercules -- look.
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Hercules lifts his torch; Theseus points at the wall beside him, strung with bounty stolen from the boys' campsite: their clutch of fish, Hercules' new rod, and the shining new creel last seen in the Teaser.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > That's our stuff!
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HERCULES

(horrified/angry)

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> > > > > > So you steer people into Hera's Vallry and then clean up after the Protector?
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Aegeus sneers and turns back to tending his fire.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > I tell people where to fish...
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DISSOLVE TO:

INT. CAVE - SECOND CHAMBER - LATER THAT NIGHT

Iolaus has dozed off. Still fuming, Theseus paces some distance from the others. Herc works on a weapon as Aegeus lifts a cooked fish.

AEGEUS

(unconcerned)

>
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> > > > > > Special Aegeus Recipe: little cider, cover in cornmeal --
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > And our fish!
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He jerks his thumb toward a corner stuffed with sacks of cornmeal, a "Cider" barrel, and the boys' roasted and still-spitted peacock. Hercules sees, then looks back.

HERCULES

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> > > > > > How many people have you fed to that creature?
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AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Angry boy... Do you yell at your father this way, with such disrespect?
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Hercuels stops as if he's been struck and steps away. Theseus pauses in his pacing, near Aegeus.

THESEUS

(sotto to Aegeus)

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> > > > > > He doesn't know his father.
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AEGEUS

(a new, sympathetic tone)

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> > > > > > Oh. That is a sad business. Very sad. I understand. I myself have a son, a truly ine boy, but...
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His voice drifts off, melancholy. Then, with forced heartiness:

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Come. Try Aegeus' fish. Your fish. You need energy for sunrise, when you go home.
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EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - NIGHT (STOCK)

The moon in the night sky -- time has passed.

INT. CAVE - SECOND CHAMBER - LATER THAT NIGHT

Both Iolaus and Theseus sprawl in sleep at one side of the chamber. Unable to relax, Hercules has resumed pacing. Aegeus keeps the fire going as they speak:

HERCULES

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> > > > > > If the Protector can't get in, and leaves at dawn, why do you stay up all night?
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AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Aegeus doesn't sleep -- much. Like Hercules, eh?
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Hercules smiles slightly in spite of himself. He drops next to Aegeus, and takes over the poker.

HERCULES

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> > > > > > Go ahead. I'll heep it burning.
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AEGEUS

(shakes his head)

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> > > > > > It has become Aegeus' habit to stay awake, until the light. But thank you.
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A pause as the two men, one old, one young, acres of difference between them, share their sleepless solitude. Hercules glances over at Theseus & Iolaus. Off his look:

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > They are lucky to have such a good friend to take care of them.
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > I don't take care of them... lately, I don't take care of much of anyone.
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AEGEUS

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> > > > > > You sound like one who takes care of too many. Aegeus tell you -- people are only people. Most troublesome.
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > Is that what happened between you and your son? Was he too much trouble?
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Aegeus pulls his blanket tighter and stares into the fire before answering:

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > No. We are just not close.
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > Why not? He's your son -- if you love him, why don't you tell him that you think about him and --
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>

He stops, struggling to keep his composure: he knows he's goign too far, looking for an answer to another question, an answer this seedy old man can't possibly give him. Aegeus smiles, almost ruefully.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > He is a better man without me.
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>

Aegeus turns from Hercules and stands up. Taking a torchpole from his supplies, he dips it into the fire. He smiles at Hercules in the new light; Hercules looks resignedly at the old reprobate.

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Come. Wake your friends. We check for daylight while Protector counts Hera's peacocks.
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>

INT CAVE - A FEW MINUTES LATER

Aegeus sweeps the first chamber with light: nothing. He steps to the mouth of the first chamber with light: nothing. He steps to the mouth of the cave, looks out, and turns back to the guys (Herc awake, the others rubbing their eyes):

AEGEUS

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> > > > > > Not quite dawn. We wait just a few more minutes then --
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Great Protector SHRIEK as Aegeus is snatched & dragged from the cave. A beat as the boys stare at the now-empty entrance, stunned/horrified at his sudden abduction. Hercules starts towards the door; Theseus stops him.

HERCULES

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> > > > > > We can't let that thing eat Aegeus!
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THESEUS

(angry)

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> > > > > > No? Well, we can't stop it, either. Remember? If we go out there, it'll kill us and Aegeus.
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > Wo what are you saying?
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THESEUS

(YELLING)

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> > > > > > He brought us here! He knew about that thing!
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > No. I have to go.
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IOLAUS

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> > > > > > Hercules, Aegeus is a rotten old con-man who doesn't give two dinars about anybody but himself.
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THESEUS

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> > > > > > Why get yourself killed helping him?
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HERCULES

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> > > > > > Because we don't get to pick who gets saved.
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THESEUS

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> > > > > > Is that really it? Look. I'm sorry about Marco... I wish you could have pulled him from the sand shark. But you couldn't.
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HERCULES

(struck a nerve)

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> > > > > > I can help Aegeus! If you don't want to, then get out of my way!
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Hercules glares at Theseus; as they face off, Iolaus moves cautiously to the mouth of the cave and looks out.

IOLAUS

>
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> > > > > > Guys, this is all really interesting, but it's almost sunrise.
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HERCULES

(fiercely determined)

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> > > > > > No one will die this morning.
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>

EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - PRE-DAWN - SOME MINUTES LATER

Hercules is barely visible amid the foliage in front of the cave. Theseus, his stalactite-swords primed, crouches in a blind they've built on the right side of the clearing using the sacks of cornmeal covered with grass. Some PEACOCK FEATHERS are visible inside the blind. Hercules CALLS OUT to someone, O.S.:

HERCULES

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> > > > > > Again!
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>

Iolaus emits a loud peacock CRY as he is revealed, sitting out in the middle of a clearing, on a stump or piece of wood. He is covered in peacock feathers, hidden by foliage, only his feathered head visible. He frowns.

IOLAUS

>
> >
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> > > > > > Monster bait. Not exactly what every kid dreams of becoming when he grows up.
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> > > > > > (to O.S. Herc)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You sure your plan will get The Protector before he eats me?
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>

Then we hear the Protector's answering CRY. Iolaus reacts. Herc and Theseus react, poised to act. Away in the distance, the monster begins to break through the woods towards them.

PROTECTOR POV: Great LUMBERING, then a CRASH as it bursts into the clearing, and stops, splitting the night with its enraged SCREAM.

Iolaus swallows hard and looks anxiously around a bit, eyes only, trying not to move a muscle.

IOLAUS

(weak smile)

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> > > > > > I mean, it doesn't have to get all the way over here for you to attack it.
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The monster is finally fully revealed: a large mottled bipedal mass of coiled muscle; huge black eyes, a beaked but well-toothed mouth, horns, and some nasty-bad talons. Aegeus us being dragged behind him by a foot. As the creature sees the Iolaus head and rushes forward, it lets go of the old man and stomps forward, up to the Iolaus-head decoy.

IOLAUS

>
> >
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> > > > > > Uh, any time, guys.
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>

HERCULES

>
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> > > > > > Now!
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As the Monster reaches the Iolaus head, it realizes the ruse and SCREAM just as the cadets attack. Hercules whirls, bashing his staff into the Protector's beak. The staff shatters in half as the beast angles its head and whips a leg around, smashing Hercules, knocking him into Iolaus, sending both to the ground. Meanwhile, Theseus hurls one of his stalactites, which skitters uselessly across Protector's smooth hide like a toothpick tossed at a chunk of glass.

THESEUS

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> > > > > > It's not working!
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Off to the side, Aegeus shakes his head to clear it, looks up at the fight, and quickly crawls away. Hercules spins the staff sections, letting one fly at the creature's head. As Protector raises one arm to knock the whirlybird aside, Hercules rushes it, jammnig the other section at the thing's presumably unprotected inner flank. Again, the beast's thick shellacked skin easily repels the weapon. Hercules hits the Protector hard; the creature rocks, then returns a crushing backhand blow. As Hercules prepares to bazooka the beast, Iolaus, raising his axe, runs to rejoin the fray.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > Leave 'em alone!
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Before Hercules can react, the Protector grabs Iolaus, cradling him in its icy grip like a hard-boiled egg waits in a slicer, its great dark eyes shining in the moonlight as it brings Iolaus terrifyingly close.

IOLAUS

(struggling)

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> > > > > > You could leave me alone, too.
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The Protector starts to close its nails on Iolaus...

HERCULES

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> > > > > > Theseus -- 'plan B!'
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>

Hercules dives to the blind, grabs a cornmeal sack, and throws it towards Protector.

HERCULES

>
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> > > > >
> > > > > > Now!
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>

Theseus also tosses a heavy bag, and both bags slam into the creature's head and chest, knocking him back a bit. Temporarily dazed, the beast falters, BELLOWING mightily and dropping Iolaus.

HERCULES

>
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> > > > > > Iolaus! Call it!
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Iolaus scrambles on all fours over to the edge of the cliff that he almost fell off of earlier. He looks down again at the deadly drop.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > Why am I always the bird?
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Iolaus turns and PEACOCK-SCREAMS. The angry creature shakes its head clear as it stumbles towards the sound. It has Iolaus trapped between it and the cliff edge. It CRIES OUT and prepares to lunge at Iolaus, who just ducks under its grasp and through its legs. Herc throws a bola at the monster. It hits, wrapping around the beast's feet, tangling it, holding it in place. It SCREAMS, tryign to keep its balance. Herc looks at Theseus:

HERCULES

>
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> > > > > > Now!
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Herc and Theseus race at the foot-bound monster and leap, both kicking it in the chest at once. The Protector teeters, then topples backward. With a SCREAM more hideous and terrifying than before, Hera's Protector falls off the cliff edge. As Herc and Theseus struggle to their feet, rubbing their bruised bodies, Iolaus joins them and looks O.S. at the vanquished monster. They are exhausted -- more relieved than victorious.

IOLAUS

(understated)

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> > > > > > Nice kick.
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Then Theseus looks around:

THESEUS

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> > > > > > Where's Aegeus?
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They look: there's no sign of the crafty old bird.

IOLAUS

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> > > > > > He didn't even say thank you -- after you saved him from that thing.
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THESEUS

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> > > > > > He'll get his someday.
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HERCULES

(turns toward the cave)

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> > > > > > I'll get our gear.
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Suddenly there's a BIG FLAPPING NOISE. The gang freeaes. A beat, then they see that a stray peacock has landed in the clearing. The bird CRIES and flies off.

HERCULES

(LAUGHING)

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> > > > > > Let's just leave the stuff.
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IOLAUS

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> > > > > > Your fishing rod? My lucky waders?
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EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - DAYBREAK

To establish.

EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - DAY

The cadets make their way down a small wooded path winding up the hillside, heading home. As they walk:

THESEUS

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PULL BACK: our heros dwarfed by the lush splendor of Hera's big valley.

IOLAUS

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PULL BACK to reveal the gloriously robed back of an OLDER MAN, with hair like Aegeus'. When we see the man's face, close, it's clear that it's Aegeus, cleaned up, bemused.

HERA (O.S.)

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PULL BACK: HERA'S PEACOCK EYES in the sky; Aegeus in fine & flowing robes, stands at the top of a knoll, spying on the boys below. He's gone god.

ZEUS/AEGEUS

(new conorous, goddish-voice)

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ZEUS/AEGEUS

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HERA

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ZEUS/AEGEUS

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EXT. HERA'S VALLEY - DAY

Hercules good-naturedly shoves the bickering Iolaus and Theseus. CLOSE UP on his LAUGHING face as:

ZEUS/AEGEUS (V.O.)

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FADE OUT.

THE END