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Tagliatella Salsa Sergente

### Names

Salsa Sergente, Sargent Spaghetti, Sargent Sauce Noodle, Horseman of Pestilence, The Fourth Horseman

### Status

Alive

Tagliatella Salsa Sergente, also known as "Sargent Spaghetti," Is the an enemy of the state, a supernatural being, and the fourth known horseman of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Little is known about the mysterious being, however basic facts are known. 1) The being belongs to the male gender. 2) He is known to be the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse, the Horseman of Pestilence. 3) He possesses power's similar to Marvel's Spider Man, however, he is actually able to fabricate large amounts of Italian Spaghetti from his wrists, creating large masses of the substance that can be used in attacks. 4) Due to Being a Horseman, he is able to call upon his Horse of Pestilence for assistance. 5) He is an Ex Sargent of the Italian Military.

## Work in the Italian Military

In 1934, Tagliatella Salsa had entered the Italian Military, specifically applying for their biochemical warfare branch. During boot camp Tagliatella was reported to be scrawny, weak, and only just barely passed a clear to graduate. Countless records had been found showing Tagliatella was often sick, creating problems for the rest of the camp due to lack of proper antibiotics. However, after being accepted into the branch, his performance increased dramatically, earning many medals and ranks until the end of his career in the armed forces as a Sargent.

## Birth of a Horseman

It is currently unknown how Tagliatella obtained the power and became the Horseman of Pestilence, however it was speculated he was chosen by the Horseman before him. Tagliatella went off the grid and was presumed dead in 1984, but government technology have recognised him as the horseman during his first appearance as the horseman in 1988.

## Horse of Pestilence

The Horse of Pestilence, taken during the Battle of Miami

The Horse of Pestilence is spiritually bonded to Sargent Spaghetti, meaning that the Sargent may call upon it to aid in battle. Contrary to it's owner, much is known about the horse's nature. It's primary form of attack is a concentrated energy blast of pure disease and sickness, energy that could quickly kill even the purest of heart quickly if not prepared. It seems that basic, store brand hand sanitizer will nullify its effects, however only 99.99% of it. Further testing is required in the next battle.

The horse seems to be more violent than the rest of the horsemans' steeds, and is slower, and weaker than the rest, as it cannot take many attacks before falling. It's physical body is like that of strange, noodle-like substance consisting of 89% wheat, and held together with a saucey substance that contains traces of tomato and italian spices. Small traces of garlic salt have also been found on battlefields, once fire had ceased.
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Dr. Jebediah Dastardly

Dr. Jebediah Dastardly, Also known as Jeb Cody Dastardly, is the CEO, Owner, and Lead Scientist of Dastardly Dreams LLC as well as a brilliant chemist.

## Founding of Dastardly Dreams

At a young age of 5, Jebediah Dastardly had founded Dastardly Dreams LLC, when making a sidewalk stand for what he called "Ultra Slimfast." Young Jebediah made $73.96 in one day and was offered to bottle and sell the recipe as licensed soft drink. It is unknown to the public what the original recipe is, and if it will be passed on to a predecessor, or if Jeb will take it to his grave. This decision could mean the success of Dastardly Dreams LLC, seeing as it's their most popular beverage.

## College

At age 20, Jebediah has began his Doctorate's degree in Beverology. During his studies, his company has sustained a large debt and on the verge of bankruptcy. So, in an attempt to save the company, officials of the company came to the University of Miami to consult with Dastardly. In this dying attempt, he simply got up, and left his dormitory. Confused, his consultants followed him as he walked to the nearby Target, and purchased a bag of ████ █████ ████, and a █ █████ bottle of ██████ and ██ ██████. He mixed them, and told the consultants to return in 3 days, as the mixture needed to ferment. They returned and tried the drink, and had achieved near-enlightenment. They instantly took the recipe and began to bottle the drink, creating now what is known as Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir, an obvious nod to the famous fallen soldier Leroy Bert, who had died during the battle of Miami.
Dastardly Dreams LLC

Dastardly Dreams LLC is a Soft Drink Company founded by Dr. Jebediah Dastardly and is the company responsible for many famous soft drinks such as Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir.

## Creation

At a young age of 5, Jebediah Dastardly had founded Dastardly Dreams LLC, when making a sidewalk stand for what he called "Ultra Slimfast." Young Jebediah made $73.96 in one day and was offered to bottle and sell the recipe as licensed soft drink. Now, being a multibillion dollar company, Jebidiah still has full control over the company, while recently also receiving his doctor's in Beverology.

## Products

This list will be kept up to date as more products emerge.
The Crater-Mom Seduction Incident

Crater Smith

*"No, we are not from Alabama."*

- Crater Smith

The Crater-Mom Seduction Incident was an incident in which Crater Smith thought his mom was trying to seduce him.

## Lead up to the Incident

Notorious Pimp Crater Smith neglected his mother for a week to play with video games. Being a mother, she tried to hang out with him.

## The Incident

Crater's mom watched Indiana Jones with his mother for 30 minutes in his room. She massaged his back. Crater freaked out and told her to leave his room.

## The Post-Incident

> *"I'm like Will Smith, but my mom is trying to seduce me."* - Crater describing himself
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Crater went to school and filed a complaint with the President of the United States that his mother was trying to seduce him. Despite President Ramirez's best efforts, he remains convinced of this and is scared of his mother.
Scrappy Doo

### Names

God, Scrapper Doobert, Scrappy, Scooby's Nephew, The Biological Nephew of Scoobert Doobert

### Status

Dead (Found in Miami)

Scrappy Doo is the most ghetto man to ever have lived, even more gangster than dangerous killa MC Steve Urkel.

Doo was born in 1947 in communist china, to loving parents Fu Manchu and Jenna Bush. He was an unusually violent boy, and could be found on the side of the road eating the asses of local citizens.

## CHINESE CIVIL WAR

During the chinese civil war scrappy doo killed some dudes he was all like "YEAH HELL YEAH OOOHHH" and then some other dudes came to him but he was too cool for those dudes so he killed those dudes so he was all like "OHH BABBY" and those dudes were dead

## Mayaguez Incident

During the Vietnam War, scrappy doo worked for communist cambodia as a fruit peddler. One day he was at sea when the US Marines came for him. He said "No" and they all died. The end.
Bobbie Brenly

## Description

Species: Changeling

Alias: Blossom Brenly (legal name)

> *Physical Description:* *Baen Sidhe changeling - tall and statuesque, she dresses with a distilled fashion-goth aesthetic and carries herself with the personality of a Daria archetype, if Daria had a penchant for social extroversion and the capacity to stop traffic with a smile.*
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Raised with no idea of her fae heritage by archetypically hippie-dippy parents of the highest granola-munching order, “Blossom” was raised as an “indigo child” who went the gothic route during her teenage rebellion and never really looked back. A native New Yorker, she’s a relatively recent transplant from Queens to Manhattan and is Jenny's best friend outside of Emma.

Publicly, she is a simple bookstore clerk at Túr Loinnir on 58th, where she works with an attitude of: “it doesn’t pay well and I spend too much time dealing with tourists, but I work in a Manhattan bookstore. Livin’ the dream, baby.”

In reality, Addison Finnias has taken her on as something of an experiment to discover if changelings can retain the magics of mortal Wizards after their transition into tuatha.
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## Directory

### D

Dastardly Dreams LLC

Dr. Jebediah Dastardly

### L

Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir

Leroy Bert

### T

Tagliatella Salsa Sergente

The Lost Horseman

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Ultra Slimfast

Ultra Slimfast is an energy drink created by Dastardly Dreams LLC as well as being the infamous drink that started the company. It comes in 4 flavors, Original, Orange, Grape, and Strawberry. It has been the spark of many controversies and has recently been removed from shelves and all official distribution of the beverage has been shut down.

## Origins

The beverage was originally created by Dr. Jebediah Dastardly at the age of 5, created to jumpstart his company, Dastardly Dreams LLC. Afterwords, it was discontinued until 1997, when it was re added to the original roster of drinks to combat the increasing popularity of energy drinks.

## Contribution to Dastardly Dreams LLC

At a young age of 5, Jebediah Dastardly had founded Dastardly Dreams LLC, when making a sidewalk stand for what he called "Ultra Slimfast." Young Jebediah made $73.96 in one day and was offered to bottle and sell the recipe as licensed soft drink.

## Controversies

In 1999, the drink was taken from shelves and all production was stopped due to a controversy in one of it's ingredients, ███████ ██████. Conservationists and liberals protested for the ingredient to be removed or the drink itself to stop production. The company could not afford to recreate the original recipe, so it's production stopped later October that year. Some cans may still be found online being sold for high prices.
Sorcerors

## Dragons

Glorious monsters, dragons are enormous beasts - the head alone of an adult can be the size of a bus and the heat of their breath can incinerate entire buildings from the better part of a kilometer away. Even more frightful, the creatures are deviously cunning; easily one of the most intelligent beasts to fall short of true sapience.

Originally assumed to be thaumavores, the dragons were all but wiped out by the Tzadikim Nistarim and their agents in the early Common Era. In truth, they are perhaps the most potent sorcerers yet discovered.

While a single dragon cannot hope to match the raw output of Sa provided by the entirety of the Covenant, a small collection of two or three is enough to sustain any one of the great cities of Faerie. After the consumption of the Otherwhere in the defeat of the Old Gods and the obliteration of the Unseelie Court, a few such eggs were smuggled to the starving cities in the North, East, South, and West where their hatching and tender care has provided the inhabitants of the Otherwhere with enough Sa to stave off death, if little else.

### Mystical Lifecycle

While a dragon egg (about the size of a human torso) remains unhatched, it neither consumes nor produces Sa, the developing monster within subsisting entirely on the magical energies infused to it by the death of its parent. When the egg hatches, it does so in a veritable geyser of the remaining Sa and the dragon within (now about the size of a particularly large cat) begins producing its own.

The amount of Sa put out into the environment by the nascent monster increases with proportion to its mass and health. Though it may take several centuries to attain maturity, the Sa output of a single, fully mature dragon is all but incomparable to anything short of mass human sacrifice making such beasts cornerstones of the Otherwhere communities which host them.

And yet, despite this, the death of a dragon releases such an absurd abundance of Sa as to dwarf its living production over the course of a decade. It is only in death that a dragon can muster the magical essence required to fuel a clutch of its eggs to eventually hatch, but the manifestation of such profound volumes of energy has also made them targets of greedy Wizards since time immemorial.

### Beasts of War

Few creatures edge so near to invincibility as a dragon barded in faerie steel and girded with *tuatha* enchantments. As such, it was these terrifying monsters which struck the first blow against the Mortals in the Last War, leaving fire and death in the wake of their surprise assault. Unfortunately, after the dragons sent to lay waste to London fell to that city’s considerable air defenses the Kings and Queens of Faerie were left with no other choice than to withdraw their monsters back to the safe havens of their cities or risk the starvation and eventual extinction of their people.
Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir

Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir is a beverage manufactured by Dastardly Dreams, LLC. It has a high sugar and fat content and has the consistency of a syrup.

## Origins

Leroy Bert's famous elixir was first created by Dr. Jebediah Dastardly as a protest against the fascist regime at their local Target department store. It created with several mundane ingredients, which combined to make a fizzy atrocity. It was then shoved into a closet and forgotten for several days. After it's rediscovery, it was taken to a local high school and given out to people as a joke. It was discovered to actually taste good and has been manufactured since.
Solomon

Originally founded to unite the supernatural and mortal world against the looming threat of Hell itself, this collection of remarkably gifted witches, vampires, warlocks, and even two wizards, along with their Elohim leaders, made remarkable strides until the release of Amitiel.  While the Fallen Archangel of Truth rampaged through creation, the effort of stemming panic and preventing further escapes from the Abyss consumed every resource at Solomon’s disposal.  By the time the first Tuath legions marched into the streets of Dresden, Germany, the once mighty Solomon had already begun to collapse under the weight of its own obligations - leaving them helpless to aid humanity in The End.

## Known Members

### Circ[l]e

#### Chelsea Church

Species: Human

Alias: TyeDye228

Lead vocalist of Circ[l]e.

#### Allison Branch

Species: Human

Alias: Wicker237

Cousin to Emma-Grace Branch and bassist for Circ[l]e

#### Tamra King

Species: Human

Alias: FoxBox219

Drummer for Circ[l]e and talented amateur boxer.
Cyprianus

## Description

Species: Lamia

Aliases: Aubert de Chambron; formerly Duc du Lyons

A Roman intentionally made lamian by Aspasia around 146BCE during the occupation of Corinth. Just over a century later, Cyprianus accidentally created Genevieve during the initial Roman invasion of Gaul. Cyprianus (then called Aubert) met his end in 1789 when Genevieve’s machinations turned the wrath of the French Revolution upon him.
Ashley Jones

Species: Human turned Remnant Psyche
Alias: (The) Numina

> *[Ashley] Blonde hair and blue eyes, a teenager with a cheerleader’s build and peppy disposition.*
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> *[Numina] Electrical cable rave-dreads and black leather, neon streaks and bent-light for jewelry, Numina presents herself as a the very avatar of cyberpunk.*
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A cheerleader and drill team captain, Ashley Jones presents herself as the perfect, all-American girl. In reality, she is not only the daughter of Charity, the Morrigan of Mab, but also a gifted technomancer who goes to great pains to hide her capabilities from her mother.

When the House of the Moon makes their play to destroy the Internet, it is Ashley that preserves the “glorious data singularity” with a cunning spell that distributes the information across all the cats in Creation. Unfortunately, this requires that she sacrifice her physical body to create a nexus for that information, but for the rest of time a person wishing to seek out the knowledge of humanity’s combined understanding (or that one video of a cat playing a keyboard) can find it by traveling to Evaron and seeking out the Numina.

*Ever broadening*: Everything a cat observes, everything they hear or sense or otherwise perceive any person (mortal, fae, or otherwise) saying or doing is added to knowledge of the Numina. The end result of this is an information nexus that not only continues to grow but functions for all intents and purposes as a permanent internet connection for virtually sapient creature in existence, automatically uploading everything they don’t keep very strictly to themselves.

*Modern*: Simple high school cheerleader by day and cyberpunk-styled technomancer by night, Numina is a gifted magician in her own right and the only true Wizard to have successfully bent the modern magics that compose the Internet to her will. Unbeknownst to her, she has drawn the attention of the Tzadikim Nistarim and their Shambles for a possible seat among that most esteemed council.

*Aftermath*:  Having sacrificed herself to preserve the “glorious data singularity” of the Internet against oblivion at the end of the War, the identity of Ashley Dormier has been seared away by magic, leaving only the semi-sentient phantasm that bears the name Numina in the ruins of Evaron. Bound to a single apartment in a shattered tenement building in the City Between, most of Numina’s interactions with the outside world are accomplished through ordinary housecats who always seem to be able to find their way back to and from the avatar of the Internet.
Axis Oil and BRP Adjustments

* Place oil counters on any oil centers controlled by the Axis
* Move oil counters to oil reserves connected by a land supply line
* May spend oil counters to offset Oil Effects for units receiving supply from that location
* Uninvert air and naval units
		- Britain loses 1 BRP for each transport below 30 in the Atlantic SW and Indian Ocean SW combined
			* BRP losses in are incurred by the United States if the Axis controls all ports in Britain and Ulster
			* No BRP penalty if Britain has surrendered and is not at war with Germany
		- The United States loses 1 BRP for each transport below 10 in the Pacific SW
		- Japan loses 1 BRP for each transport below 15  in the Pacifc SW, but loses all 15 BRPs if it does not trace a sea supply line from Japan to French Indochina, Thailand, or Singapore while it is at war with Britain
		- Transports may be used for other purposes
	+ Mobilizations occur on the following turns: (see Mobilizations sheet)
		- Italy: Fall 1939
		- Japan: Fall 1939, and 3 additional mobilizations
			* 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Japanese mobilization may occcur no later than USJT of 10, 20, or 30 respectively
			* If USJT triggers a Japanese mobilization, that mobilization is treated as having occurred the previous turn for unit construction purposes
		- Russia: When RGT reaches 10
			* The 2nd and 3rd peacetime mobilizations take place every two turns thereafter
			* The 4th and 5th mobilizations, and any wartime mobilizations, take place every following turn
		- Britain: Fall 1939
		- US in Europe:
			* 1st mobilization in the earlier of Summer 1940 or USAT 10
			* 2nd mobilization in the earlier of Winter 1940 or USAT 20
			* 3rd mobilization in the earlier of Summer 1941 or USAT 30
			* 4th through 12th mobilizations occur every subsequent turn
			* US mobilizes every turn if at war with Germany
		- US in the Pacific:
			* 1st mobilization in the earlier of Winter 1940 or USJT 10
			* 2nd mobilization in the earlier of Summer 1941 or USJT 20
			* 3rd mobilization in the earlier of Winter 1941 or USJT 30
			* 4th-12th mobilizations occur every subsequent turn
			* The US is mobilized every turn if at war with Japan
* Conquests
	+ Receive prorated BRPs for minor countries conquered earlier in the year
* Minor Countries
	+ Receive or lose prorated BRPs for diplomatic results with minor countries
* Restored Key Economic Areas (KEAs)
	+ KEAs recaptured by their original controlling faction have their prorated BRPs added to the BRP totals of the original controlling major power
* Germany’s Construction Limit is reduced by 5 if, in the previous player turn:
	+ the Allies control Stockholm, or
	+ Germany is at war with Sweden, or
	+ Sweden has a diplomatic result of “0”, or
	+ the Allies control Bergen, or
	+ the Allies have mined Norwegian waters and Germany does not control Bergen (previous Spring and Winter turn only)

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Pandashark

Pandashark is an all-knowing, omnipresent being that holds great power in every corner of the universe. Its very image is said to have lethal power, therefore the only picture the United Nations have allowed to exist is a highly photoshopped version of it, nullifying its powers. It is unknown whether it is the only of its kind, or if more will invade our dimension in the near future.

It has recently been captured by the United Nations for further testing and is being held in an unknown location.

## Powers/Abilities

Pandashark has a variety of abilities that can be lethal if fallen into the wrong hands. These powers include but are not limited to; Planetary Manipulation, Death Inducement, Godly Incarnation, and Darkness Manipulation on a planetary scale.

It is unknown how the pandashark obtained these powers, as little is known at all about their nature. However, from previous test results, it is known these powers still hold effect through a mere picture of the creature.

## Panda or Shark Controversy

The pandashark has been the subject to much controversy over which species it is more. Being a genetic hybrid of a shark and panda, it is debated on which side holds more control over the other. Behaviorally, it acts equally as both, in perfect harmony. However when the pandashark is placed in a cell with a full breed of the two distinct species, the subject will tear apart the panda limb from limb and drain the blood from each piece, contrary to the friendly tone it displays when approaching a shark.
Leroy Bert

Leroy Bert was a famous author, drug enthusiast and Coast Guard officer. He was present in many moments throughout history, most famously fighting in the Battle of Miami alongside Colonel Doo. He is notable for coming up with many euphemisms and phrases, and has been described as "Shakespeare, but not a communist dick-suck" by many. During the Battle of Miami, Bert went missing in action and was presumed KIA. Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir is named after him.

## Early Life

Bert was born to a family of Jehovah's witnesses in Peoria, Illinois in 1943. He was kicked out by his parents at age 13 for urinating on the only heater in the house and breaking it. Unwavered, Bert went west, searching for the American Dream. Unfortunately for him, he never found it and resorted to prostituting himself for cheeseburgers within 48 hours of his journey. Eventually he ended up in Denver, Colorado. Inspired by his father, he tried to become a public speaker, often utilizing magic shows to attract people to his speeches. After an unfortunate incident in which a hooker's dick imploded all over East Colfax, Bert was arrested and sent to Joliet Correctional Center.

## Prison and Epiphany

In Joliet, Bert was a problem prisoner. After a crude shank fashioned out of a corn cob was found in his possession, Bert was sent to solitary confinement for a week. There, left with only half a chocolate bar, some cobless corn and a book, he thought about his life and how he had ended up there. He looked into the book, a copy of the Scrolls of Doobert, and found the lord doo. He was released from prison three months later for good behavior. Bert decided to change himself for the better, and thus decided to join the United States Coast Guard.

## Vietnam

Bert received a commission as an Ensign and was sent to Vietnam in July of 1964. There, he was given control of a torpedo boat. On the morning of August 2nd, Bert, on patrol in the gulf of Tonkin and very drunk, saw the USS Maddox in the distance and, thinking it to be a "Chinese Aircraft Carrier", fired upon it. The Maddox returned fire and Bert's boat was sunk, with him being the only survivor. However, he was commendated for his actions, as it gave the United States casus belli to escalate involvement in Vietnam. Bert's sunken torpedo boat was described as belonging to the North Vietnamese Navy in official MACV reports, and he was promoted to the rank of sergeant.

After several more sunken torpedo boats, Bert was given command of an Infantry Platoon operating in Khe Sanh. Bert, now a meritorous Petty Officer, was tasked with protecting the Marines there from attacks from VC insurgents. Unfortunately in January of 1968 the North Vietnamese A
Sisterhood of Ravens

Leader of the Sisterhood with a love of classic photography. Works at the Aisel art supply store near UNT campus in Denton, TX. Addison is the youngest sister of Emma and Allison Branch, though none of the three have gotten along particularly well with the other since the death of their mother.

### Nyx

Living in the woods and intentionally, willfully spooky, Nyx guards her actual identity closely. She is the real magical powerhouse of the Sisterhood and the only one capable of working real magic without the assistance of the others.
Mortals

> “Beast of flesh with mind of reason and a shard of divinity tucked neatly away inside.”  - The Palandyne
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In many ways, Mortals have always been the favored children of all the gods the most numerous sapient species in all of creation.  It was mortal wizards who cast out all others from the World and tore the bridges between realms asunder, fastening the arcane fortress of Evaron forever between the two.

Fragile, slow, and even dimwitted compared to most every other creature, even the simplest of Mortals bear within them a power which challenges the very divines - their simple acknowledgement of a fact, place, or even entity can make it real and true, even where it was not before.  More importantly, the absence of that recognition can in due time whittle the very gates of Hell down to mouseholes, or the True Names of Gods to empty whispers.

All of creation bows to the will of these inexplicably beloved people, and it is this power which so few Mortals even recognize that makes them so very dangerous.

Mortal wizards crushed the dragons beneath their heel and cut down the Unseelie Court of the Faeries to the last changeling child.  It was the Mortal Tzadikim Nistarim which unwove Mab into the Northern Lights, imprisoned the gods they once revered, and even harried Death itself into hiding.

Even more terrifying, it was Mortal armies that laid waste to all of Faerie, reducing the cities of Gorias and Finnias to radioactive ash in the War.

> “In the last few thousand years, humans have gotten really, really good at killing stuff. We’ve been practicing on ourselves since we figured out which end of the stick was pointy.  By now, I figure we’re about ready for you.” - Jennifer Crombie, to all of Faerie, via the Numina.
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Books

Jenny's story

Genevieve's family tree

### Anemone and Heather

Danielle replaces Amara as Genevieve’s favorite daughter - setting up a persistent theme of conflict between the two.

### Breaking the Buttercup

Shanna’s selection and creation by Amara.

### A Snapdragon’s Promise

Danielle is instructed by Genevieve to replace the “deceased” Amara with a new hound. Black Danny returns to Chicago and claims Isaac.

### The Changeling Child

Alannah is abducted in approximately 45 CE as part of a Changeling exchange for the faerie queen Caoilfhoinn’s child. Gleannín convinces Aoibheall to let her keep the girl in lieu of other reward.

### The Nixies of Túr Loinnir

Alannah and Gleannín are dispatched to resolve an issue with growing Unseelie incursion upon Túr Loinnir. After this adventure, Gleannín is permitted by the queen to name Alannah her squire - though not her heir, despite the púca's request.

### The Princess and the Púca

Alannah and Gleannín are sent to rescue Queen Caoilfhionn's daughter, the changeling Addison, from Unseelie fae. This costs Gleannín her life, but earns Alannah her cloak of feathers and full standing among the tuatha.

### The Sacking of Loinnir

With Túr Loinnir’s forces pushed to their breaking point in a constant war with the Tzadikim Nistarim on one side and the Unseelie Courts on the other, Aoibheall orders Alannah and her remaining knights to shatter the Bridge of Annyn to prevent further Unseelie incursions - but when they return they find the castle under occupation by mortal knights, with a mortal man sitting upon Aoibheall’s throne, and the Wizard Morrigan at his side. The faerie knights attack, while Alannah squares off with the wizard, nearly defeating her before being driven off by the remaining mortals after the other faeries have been killed, captured, or forced into retreat.

### Valkyrie Rising

Alannah unites the citizens of Evaron in rising up to prevent the Court of the Sun from seizing claim of the ancient fortress - allowing the one remaining path between the worlds to remain neutral in the war between men and fae. This neutrality is the only reason that Evaron still stands at the war’s end.
Elohim

*[Hebrew: eh-lo-heem, singular eloha/eloa eh-lo-ah/ha]*

## Arcane Unweaving

The mere presence of an Eloha begins both untangling magics and technology. Usually, this means that cell phones only last a few weeks, their cars require more frequent tune-ups, and Sa-dependent species are particularly uncomfortable being around them, but this effect increases dramatically when they actively tap into their angelic fonts. Moreover, some of the Elohim have a particular gift for unweaving magics and when directing their efforts in earnest at a spell can unmake even the most powerful spells with a wave of a hand.
Charlotte Laurent

## Description

Species: Elohim

Alias: Sabriel, Charlie (Jenny only), Charlotte Crombie (after the War begins)

> *Physical Description:* a*verage in stature and athletic in build, with peroxide blonde hair and a French accent. Dresses with a general rockabilly aesthetic and often carries a modified golf bag to conceal weapons and spray paint.*
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A French expatriate and Knight of the Wolf, Charlie has a habit of going her own way, much to the chagrin of her superiors. She quickly develops a romantic interest in Jenny but keeps it relatively coy until Jenny decides to act on it herself.

Of all the Palandyne Knights, Charlie is by far the favored to fulfill the Dedes’ contract between Solomon and the Celandine.

Charlie and Jenny eventually marry when the War forces Charlie to return to Solomon where she serves with the Knights of the Holy Hell and eventually leads a portion of the mission to take Dublin, sever the new Bridge to the Otherwhere created by the Daoine Sidhe who claim the city, and assassinate Queen Maeve by detonating a nuclear weapon at the heart of Finnias in the South.

## Joydeaux

When we first meet Charlie, she has a sword - a cross-hilt longsword inherited from the Palandyne Knight Abraxos (Saul) at the conclusion of her training as a squire. The blade has no inherent mystical properties but bears considerable emotional value to Charlie after Saul retires from fieldwork to lead Solomon and charges her with carrying on its legacy. The blade shatters in the first major battle of the War.
The Amitiel Rift

In the War of the Fall, Amitiel joined the darkness and served through the conflict as one of Lucifer’s most cherished Lieutenants.  Thousands of years after the gates of Hell slammed closed, Amitiel’s power had waned to such a point that her shadow could slip to and from the mortal world.  Using this tool, she manipulated mortal wizards over generations to wear a crack through reality large enough to send her favored minions across.  This damned servant used terror and murder to trick the nascent Solomon into freeing Amitiel from the Abyss, tearing open a rift in the gates of Hell itself.  For decades, Solomon set itself against the rushing tide of the Fallen and succeeded in holding the demons at bay - until The End.  Now, it is Amitiel, set upon the long, slow road to redemption by the Elohim of Solomon, who stands in the rift she created, challenging any of the Fallen to test her scythe.
Amara de la Capuchon

Species: Lamia

Alias: Amara de la Trémoille

With her grunge-meets-millennial aesthetic and Dita von Teese attitude, Amara leverages her charisma into a dark, taboo appeal.

Discovered by Genevieve during the coronation ceremony of Louis XVI, she was intentionally made lamian by the then-ducal consort, whom she served loyally for over a century until the accidental creation of Danielle.

A socialite in the New York City lamian scene, she schemes of escaping her mother’s command by manipulating the downfall of Queen Genevieve and claiming the Atlantic throne for herself - a goal Aoibheall has agreed to assist her with in exchange for very specific services.

Danielle’s elder “sister”, Amara was replaced as Genevieve’s heiress apparent by “Black Danny” and served as her younger sibling’s hound for decades, building up considerable resentment for the subservient position. Recruited into Addison’s plan, Amara arranges a bite for Emma and fakes her own death at the hands of Charlotte in exchange for the promise of being made Duchess of Manhattan.
Maeve

## Description

Species: Daoine Sidhe

The queen of Finnias in the South during the War. She dies when Finnias in the South falls to the Knights of the Holy Hell and their Mortal compatriots in the 10th Special Forces Group (Airborne).

> *Reference to: warrior queen of Connacht who fought against Ulster and Cuchulainn.*
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Wyrmwood

Hunters of the supernatural, agents of Wyrmwood are promised literal perfection in exchange for twenty years of service, and all memory of themselves. Through rite and ritual, the servants of Wyrmwood (once called Knights, but in the modern days known as Agents) are lifted to physical and mental perfection - the absolute pinnacle of mortal capacity. During this process, their identities are stripped magically away and stored in at first tablets, then scrolls, tomes, and eventually simple flashdrives, to be returned to them after their twenty years of service are complete.

The blank Agents are then put through a rigorous training regimen before being joined to a squad and sent out to stalk the witches and wizards, faeries and demons that stalk the mortal world.

Over the millennia, Wyrmwood has honed its tools and techniques for dispatching the supernatural to a scalpel’s edge, making them a danger even to the Tzadikim Nistarim and their Shambles.
Johnny Fappleseed

Johnny Fappleseed is an eldritch abomination as old as time itself. Currently, it chooses to take the appearance of a 127 Year Old Caucasian Male. It roams the American Midwest, ejaculating at random. Where it lays it's seed, an Applebee's grows. These Applebees are known to have anomalous properties, and have been the sites of many cult killings, disappearances and bad first dates. The United Nations estimates there to be 375 of these locations, mostly scattered through the states of Kansas, Missouri and Illinois. The US Department of Homeland Security classifies it as a severe threat to the American Heartland.

## Possible Origins

UN archaeological digs in caves located in Pennsylvania have uncovered cave paintings dating back to 1237, depicting a man ejaculating onto the ground and trees appearing. These trees are later depicted attacking and impregnating several persons, which give birth to living apples. There is no evidence of any Native Americans ever having lived in the area.

## Rise to Prominence

During the 1980s, a time of growth for the casual dining chain Applebee's, there were reports of violent crime at many of the restaurant's locations in Southern Illinois. These include:

* Abductions
* Murder
* Arson
* Petty Theft
* Grand Larceny
* Mail Fraud

Police Investigations into these locations revealed that none of them were franchised, and many were well below health code standards. All of the locations investigated burned down some time later, and crime rates increased in their respective communities. Around this time, a man identifying himself as "Johnny Fappleseed" was arrested for public intoxication. He ejaculated on the deputy interrogating him, blinding the man, and escaped. The police station burned down after someone put a spoon in the break room microwave and an applebee's appeared in it's place. It was at this point the applebee's crime spree was reported to federal authroities, who developed a connection between the applebee's and Fappleseed.

## Mysterious Applebee's

The locations appeared out of nowhere, and where they appeared, violent crime increased 120 percent in their respective neighborhoods. Several Effects were noticed:

* Any couple who visited the Applebee's would engage in a bitter break-up or divorce.
* Any child under the age of 3 who visited would become a violent criminal
* Any adult who visited alone would exhibit dangerous, antisocial tendencies, or become an obese alcoholic.

## Attempts to Destroy Fappleseed

On March 29th, 1981, President Ronald Reagan authorized an assassination on Fappleseed. Twelve Special Forces soldiers entered a UH-60 blackhawk and flew towards the last anomalous Applebee's reported. The Helicopter's engines failed and spun into the building. All 12 soldiers died.

## Current Location

Fappleseed is believed to be making his way towards colorado, and the number of applebee's is increasing. People in affected communities are being warned not to go within thirty feet of any applebee's.
Allied Declarations of War

1. Declarations of War cost 10 BRP each
	* Minor countries with  garrisons of opposing faction associate with that faction immediately
	* Minor countries attacked by a neutral major power do not associate until that major power is at war with another major power
	* If Britain is surrendered, minor countries attacked by Germany or Italy associate with Britain when it reenters the war
	* A major power may refuse association of a minor country
	* A major power may declare war on Norway and Denmark collectively for a single cost of 10 BRP
	* Belgium and Luxemboug are considered one country for purposes of Declarations of War
	* If Japan or the US declare war on each other, they both draw 4 Magic cards from their respective decks
2. *Fall or Winter turn only: Allied player may choose to begin Mining Norwegian Waters*
	* Germany must not control Norway
	* No diplomatic repurcussions if Norway has diplomatic result of “0” or less; otherwise:
		+ -1 USAT
		+ +1 modifier to any future diplomacy with Norway
		+ Germany may make a reaction die roll for Norway in its next diplomatic phase
	* Mining continues until Germany gains control of Norway by diplomacy or conquest
	* Germany incurs a -2 modifier to Controlled Reaction research rolls if:
		+ The Allies control Oslo, or
		+ A diplomatic result of “2” or less is in effect for Norway
3. Placement of forces of newly attacked minor countries
	* Minor nation forces are deployed Germany if attacked by the Allies
	* Minor country units already on the board remain where they are
	* At least one minor country ground unit must be placed in its capital, or an adjacent hex if capital is occupied by the enemy or fully stacked
	* If a major power declares war on a country it already occupies, all of the minor country's units are considered to be in at least full supply for the remainder of the player turn
4. Voluntary elimination of units
	* Naval units may not be voluntarily eliminated after they are launched
	* Airbase coutners  may not be voluntarily eliminated, but may be recycled  each turn if there are no unbuilt airbase counters to place
	* Neutral major countries’ units may not voluntarily eliminated
	* Minor countries’ units may not be voluntarily eliminated

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Templars

On Friday 13, 1307, the Knights Templar were crushed under charges of apostasy, idolatry, heresy, sorcery, infernal pacts, and worse.  Of those few who escaped pyres and nooses, a handful of these once loyal warriors of Christ found themselves gathered together as the Fallen offered them escape - and the power to avenge the injustices committed against them.  All they needed, was to embrace the charges levied against them, and take up the very weapons of the Fallen, cast out from Heaven by the word of God himself.

Nine of the knights accepted and, flush with unholy authority, struck down their former comrades in arms. Their secret thus preserved, the Nine went into hiding, pursuing Justice and sowing Holy War wherever they saw fit.

In the centuries since, the Templars have persisted ever since, passing their authority from one generation to the next and answering only to the most senior of their number.

The Nine make a habit of blending seamlessly into their host societies, using their martial prowess and their unholy powers to serve the greater good as they see it - claiming always that their own fall is a necessary and worthy price to pay for the betterment of all mortal kind.

Wielding the weapons of Fallen angels and gifted with authority over Fate itself (at the expense of their own), the Templars are a force even the once vaunted Queens of Faerie would rather not find themselves at odds with.
Charity Jones

## Description

Species: Human

Alias: The Morrigan of Mab

A capable Wizard, Charity’s affinity for the subtle magics of emotions and memory combined with her generally high regard among spirits, faeries, and similar otherworldly beings to earn her the attentions of the Tzadikim Nistarim. In time, the council bestowed upon her the Morrigan of Mab and tasked her with dominion over the eastern half of North America. For the better part of a generation, she has acted as the Shamble of those territories and successfully kept the peace in her charge through patient investigation, careful negotiation, and ruthless action.

### Specialization

Pathosmancer

Charity specializes in extremely subtle manipulations of memory and emotion, intentionally bending the mnemetic flashes of her magic to draw up certain emotional responses in conjunction with the actual intention of the memory-twisting spell itself.

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Emma-Grace Branch

## Description

Debut: Almost Dead

Species: Lamia

Aliases: The Manhattan Mavka, Emma de la Capuchon (almost never used)

> *Physical Description: Blessed with naturally golden-blonde curls and too-blue eyes, Emma could stand out in a crowd despite her average height and build.*
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When we first meet Emma she is a modestly devout methodist. A mortal subway attendant working alongside Jennifer Crombie, the two have been friends since middle school. It was Emma who finally managed to convince Jenny of her ex-husband’s abuses and gaslighting, convincing her to leave him and join her in New York.

It is Emma’s first Thirst that leads directly to Jenny being struck by a car and killed.

After Emma’s initial conversion, she takes shelter in Central Park and begins protecting and attending the park’s needy in order to atone for her sins - earning the name of “Mavka” for her resemblance to the mysterious, beautiful, and generally benevolent Slavic spirits…that also occasionally tempt young men away to their deaths.
Allied Diplomatic Phase

1. *Minor countries who had war declared on them the previous Player Turn by the Axis and are not yet conquered associate with Britain*
2. Announce diplomatic targets and reaction die rolls, as follows:
	* **Allied player selects 1 target minor nation**
		+ Targets must have assigned DPs
		+ A minor nation may only be targeted once per year
			- Does not count reaction die rolls or certain exceptions
			- May not target minor countries at war with active player, that are conquered, or that are allied to active player’s faction
			- Western Allies and Russia may not target each other’s allied or associate minor nations (-1 or 0 diplomatic results)
			- *Unless RGT is 50 or more or Russia is at war with Germany*, Russia may not target Finland, Rumania, Sweden, or Yugoslavia
				* May still make territorial demands to Finland or Rumania; this is not affected by the once-per-year rule
		+ May **also** make a reaction die roll for Norway:
			- (-2) if Axis declares war on Sweden
			- (-2) if Axis declares war on Denmark
			- Does not require assigned DPs, may occur each turn
3. Reveal all DPs on announced targets
4. May trigger 1 assigned DP to increase USAT
5. Axis player reveals DPs in active player’s targets
6. Russia may target a diplomatic selection for Subversion
7. Allied player announces covert operations; Axis player announces counter-intelligence
8. Axis player announces covert operations; Allied player announces counter-intelligence
9. Allied player makes diplomatic die rolls
	* +/-1 per unbuilt unit for minor countries
		+ Does not count permanently eliminated units
		+ Unbuilt air factors count as 1 unit each
	* All diplomatic rolls are simultaneous
10. **Any BRP gains or losses for from diplomacy events are added or deducted from BRP totals for either player now**
11. Placement of forces in new allied or associated minor countries
12. Minor allies surrender or switch sides
13. Die roll for US tension levels
14. Check tension levels for Russian and American mobilizations
15. **Summer, Fall, and Winter turns only:** Any conquests (including Key Economic Areas and captured ICs) from the previous turn are prorated and added to the BRP total now

### **Diplomatic Results**

* If the Western Allies succeeds at economic penetration, hex control, association, or alliance, the senior alliance partner benefits (Britain, or the US if they have entered the war, or France if all other Western Allies have surrendered)

* Britain always benefits from diplomatic results with Vichy France
* When Western Allies and Russian DPs are combined, the faction with more DPs gets the benefits; ties are decided by agreement or die roll
* A “\*” denotes a permanent result and that country may not be targeted for further die rolls for the remainder of the game
* May select a less favorable result to a diplomatic die roll
* Russia may accept a diplomatic result to receive hex control from a minor country that is associated to, allied with, or at war with Germany, but must declare war on Russia during that turn, if able. Otherwise, the die roll must be reduced to a less favorable result

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