2000s (Earth-1)

* 2005
* 2009

This is a timeline of events that occurred during **2000s**.

	+ New Year's Day comes, and the distraught Aldrich Killian is still waiting for Tony Stark on the roof of a building in Bern, Switzerland, because Tony promised to meet him there. Meanwhile, Tony chose to party and sleep with Maya Hansen.
	+ Seeing the New Year's celebrations below Killian gets inspired to continue his work without Tony. That morning, Maya wakes up to find Tony has discreetly left her.
* **January 3**
	+ Aldrich Killian accepts Maya Hansen into A.I.M., and they continue to develop Extremis.
* **January 19**
	+ Hedy Lamarr dies.
* **January 24**
	+ Lucifer and Apollonia gets divorced, because Lucifer believes that he is "freeing" her from his "grip" as Lucifer put it; he was freeing her from him due to the fact that he believes that he is evil incarnate.
* **January 29**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates the Red Dragon Triad delegate.

#### February

* **February 6**
	+ Stuart Bloom comes to Pasadena and opens up his comic book store.
* **February 13**
	+ Cameron Mahone is born to Alexander Mahone and Pamela Larson.
* **February 14**
	+ Blake Blossom is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Alethea Blossom.
* **February 22**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates multiple Blue Lotus Triad members, starting a gang wars.

#### March

* **March 1**
	+ Alfonso Morningstar is born to Lucifer Morningstar and MacKenzie Dante as a result of an affair.
* **March 2**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates the Red Dragon, Blue Lotus Triad delegates and the Hong Kong Chief of Police.
* **March 4**
	+ The PlayStation 2 is introduced.
* **March 7**
	+ Cenna Rashidi is born.
* **March 13**
	+ Jordyn Jones is born in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
* **March 18**
	+ Barry Allen and Nora West-Allen travel back in time to watch Barry's parents on the porch of their house, before racing back to 2018.
	+ **Time Rupture**: Leaving the Crisis of 2024, Reverse-Flash and The Flash travels back into the year 2000, where Reverse-Flash attempts to kill an 11-year-old Barry Allen.
	+ The Flash of 2024 stops the Reverse-Flash, escaping with 11-year-old Barry. This angers the Reverse-Flash, so he kills Barry's mother Nora Allen and frames Henry Allen for the murder before he tries to return to his own time, but is unable to do so.
	+ **Time Rupture leading into Flashpoint, erased**: Leaving May 24, 2016, The Flash arrives at this date and stops Reverse-Flash from killing his mother and succeeds in saving Nora Allen's life, all events that happen after 2000 are now dramatically altered into a new timeline.
	+ **Time Rupture**: Leaving May 24, 2016, The Flash returns to 2000 in an attempt to stop Reverse-Flash from killing his mother. After doing so, another version of Thawne, who Barry of September 2016 released from his prison in Flashpoint, appears and taunts Barry by saying that his mother is not safe. Then the Flashpoint versions of Thawne and The Flash disappear.
	+ While Nora Allen is still pleading for her life, the Post-Flashpoint Thawne grabs a kitchen knife and stabs Nora in the heart, therefore restoring the timeline to a similar state that it was Pre-Flashpoint.
	+ This changes The Flash's potential history, draining Thawne's connection to the Speed Force as a side-effect, and leaving him stranded in 2000, almost two centuries away from his own time. Following the battle two miles away from the house, Flash tells Reverse-Flash that he has found peace with Nora's death before the former is transported away again.
	+ Refusing to accept the loss of his powers, Thawne decides to completely alter history and make Barry Allen into The Flash as soon as possible.
	+ At the crime scene in the Allen Residence, Joe West and Lucifer Morningstar discuss and looks over the corpse of Nora Allen, when 11-year-old Barry returns from blocks away as Henry Allen is placed in a police cruiser.
	+ Lucifer, using his speed, whooshes inside the cruiser and creates an aura around him and Henry generated by speed, called "Flashtime", and he tries to comfort Henry by saying that he will protect Barry by any means necessary and tells him that he will find out who killed Nora Allen and avenge her by bringing the real murderer to justice, even if it would take years. Henry thanks him, before Lucifer speeds away from the house.
* **March 21**
	+ Jace Lee Norman is born in Corrales, New Mexico, United States.
* **March 23**
	+ Emily Alexander is born.

#### April

* **April 12**
	+ Melody Parker is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Monica Parker.
* **April 16**
	+ **Time Rupture**: Knowing "future" events, Eobard Thawne follows Harrison Wells and his wife Tess Morgan and causes a car crash to occur, which kills Tess. Thawne uses a futuristic device to drain the DNA from Wells into himself, giving him Wells' appearance whilst killing Wells. Eobard then takes Wells' place and buries Wells' body to ensure the S.T.A.R. Labs particle accelerator happens sooner.
* **April 18**
	+ Henry Allen is sentenced to life in prison and is placed in Iron Heights.
* **April 19**
	+ Joe West gets legal guardianship of Barry Allen, and Barry goes to live with Joe and Iris.
* **April 23**
	+ Alisa Jones wakes in the Industrial Garments of Handling Facility, bewildered. Alisa attempts to escape the facility, but is sedated by a doctor.
* **April 27**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Lee Hong, and rescues Agent Carlton Smith and retrieves the Jade Figure.
* **April 30**
	+ Agent 47 finds the U'wa Tribe and helps them to gain access to Pablo Ochoa.
	+ Agent 47 sacrifices a pig to Tezcatlipoca, gaining access to Ochoa's drug camp.

#### May

* **May 17**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Pablo Ochoa, and destroys of his drug lab.
* **May 21**
	+ Sheldon Cooper moves to California to live there, and he and Sebastian moves into the Apartment building together, and the apartment he is given is later known as Cooper-Hofstadter apartment.
* **May 28**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Sergei Bjarkhov and Fabian Fuch and destroys of his dirty bomb.
* **May 29**
	+ With Lucifer's help, Eobard Thawne, masqueraded as Harrison Wells, officially opens S.T.A.R. Labs in Central City and begins to plan to build the particle accelerator to be released as soon as possible, although in Thawne's future, Wells and Morgan launched particle accelerator twice; the first time was on January 7, 2014 and the accelerator exploded and the second time was October 27, 2020, where the two successfully launched the accelerator, though Thawne didn't know that the citizens of Central City reports to have seen Flash's new suit in 2020 (in which he uses in Crisis of 2024).
* **May 30**
	+ Suzanne Warren graduates.

#### June

* **June 1**
	+ Maya Lopez is born to William Lopez.
* **June 15**
	+ Joel Miller graduates high school.
* **June 19**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Franz and Fritz Fuchs and secures the terrorist bomb.
* **June 29**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Klaas Teller and Rutgert Van Leuvan and retrieves the incriminating photos.

#### July

* **July 9**
	+ Bennett McReary commits suicide after Lucifer Morningstar reveals his Devil Face to Bennett.
* **July 14**
	+ Agent 47 tracks Ivan Zilvanovitch to Arkadij Jegorov.
* **July 15**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Arkadij Jegorov and disarms the Jegorov's nuke.
* **July 22**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Dr. Odon Kovacs, and rescues Agent Carlton Smith.
* **July 26**
	+ The face-off between Agent 47 and Clone #48s, where Agent 47 fights and kills dozens Clone #48s. Also, 47 kills Dr. Ort-Meyer. Agent 47 escapes the Asylum again.

#### August

* **August 11**
	+ Adi Fisherman is born.
* **August 12**
	+ Avon Hertz's first company goes public.
* **August 17**
	+ Amy Farrah Fowler begins training in the field of neurobiology.
* **August 23**
	+ Anthony Corallo dies.

#### September

* **September 4**
	+ Joel Miller marries Samantha Taylor.
* **September 29**
	+ Maddie Dean is born.

#### October

* **October 6**
	+ Addison Rae Easterling is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Sheri Easterling as a result of an affair between Morningstar and Easterling in Lafayette, Louisiana, United States.
* **October 20**
	+ Julio Ochoa is elected as Mayor of Liberty City.
* **October 21**
	+ Kiera Bridget is born.

#### November

* **November 7**
	+ Cheryl Marjorie Blossom and Jason Blossom is born as twins to Clifford and Penelope Blossom in Riverdale, New York, United States.
* **November 19**
	+ Gabriel Vantallion is arrested for fraud.
* **November 21**
	+ Isabel May is born in Santa Monica, California.

#### December

* **December 4**
	+ Polly Cooper is born to Harold Cooper and Alice Smith.
* **December 19**
	+ Gabriel Vantallion is sentenced to 8 years in prison, and is sent to New York City State Penitentiary.
* **December 26**
	+ Debra Gallagher is born to Frank and Monica Gallagher in Chicago, Illinois.

## *`2001`*

#### January

* **January 6**
	+ Lucy Zinman is born to Stella Zinman and Tony Grafanello.
* **January 15**
	+ Wikipedia is launched.
* **January 18**
	+ Etta Davis murders 5 people in the Witbury County.
* **January 20**
	+ George W. Bush is sworn in as President of the United States.
* **January 30**
	+ Eva Diaz is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Aleida Diaz, unbeknownst to Lucifer, but with Aleida fully knowing that Lucifer is the father.

#### February

* **February 7**
	+ In junior year, David Lieberman and Sarah Newman spend the evening together, and end up kissing. The two become a couple soon after.
* **February 9**
	+ Monica Hayes is born to Cindy Hayes, afterwards, she leaves her daughter with her mother, making her mother take on the responsibility of raising her daughter, and she later makes Monica think that they are "sisters".
* **February 19**
	+ David Mazouz is born in Los Angeles, California, United States.
* **February 28**
	+ Nine months after successfully opening S.T.A.R. Labs, Eobard Thawne creates the Speed lab.

#### March

* **March 23**
	+ John Abruzzi is sentenced to 120 years in prison without parole, and is sent to Fox River Penitentiary.
* **March 30**
	+ Francesca Escacena is born.

#### April

* **April 6**
	+ Aamir Khan is born to Yusuf and Muneeba Khan in Pakistan.
* **April 20**
	+ Sarah Miller is born to Joel and Samantha Miller.

#### May

* **May 18**
	+ Wilfred Nagal is approached by HYDRA, and is recruited for their program to continue the work on the Winter Soldier Program after five test subjects in Siberia failed.

#### June

* **June 10**
	+ Michelle Jones-Watson is born in New York City, New York.

#### July

* **July 1**
	+ Archibald Andrews is born to Fred and Mary Andrews in Riverdale, New York, United States.
* **July 7**
	+ Law firm Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster constructs on law suit against Mark Eastman, making him resign from his position as Bett Pharmaceuticals's CEO and ruining his life.
* **July 13**
	+ Charles "Haywire" Patoshik is sentenced to 50 years in prison, and is sent to Fox River Penitentiary.

#### August

* **August 5**
	+ The fugitive Bennett Ballester is captured.
* **August 10**
	+ Peter Benjamin Parker is born to Richard and Mary Parker in Queens, New York City, New York, United States.
* **August 12**
	+ Dixie Jane D'Amelio is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Heidi D'Amelio as a result of an affair.
* **August 17**
	+ Carl Gallagher is born to Frank and Monica Gallagher in Chicago, Illinois.
* **August 21**
	+ Fernando Sucre meets Maricruz Delgado.
* **August 31**
	+ Eugene Thompson, later known by the nickname "Flash" as he rushes to answer a question in school years later, is born.

#### September

* **September 5**
	+ Elizabeth Cooper is born to Harold Cooper and Alice Smith.
* **September 11**
	+ The September 11 attacks occurs.
* **September 13**
	+ Two days after the September 11 attacks, Thaddeus Ross convinces the U.S. Armed Forces to start the Bio-Tech Force Enhancement Project in an attempt to recreate the results of Project Rebirth.
* **September 20**
	+ The War on Terror begins.

#### October

* **October 1**
	+ Rafael Hernandez recruits a young Dinah Madani for the United States Department of Homeland Security.
* **October 2**
	+ Forsythe Pendleton "Jughead" Jones is born to FP and Gladys Jones.
* **October 7**
	+ The Afghanistan War begins as the United States initiates the war.
* **October 14**
	+ Kevin Keller is born to Thomas Keller and his wife.
* **October 18**
	+ Claude Ventura kills Salvatore Leone.
* **October 28**
	+ Claude Ventura kills Catalina Vialpando.
	+ As Claude is about to kill Maria Latore, Lucifer arrives and kills Claude, he takes Maria home to his mansion in Liberty City and helps her out by getting her clean through Narcotics Anonymous group in Liberty City.
* **October 29**
	+ The Rand family's airplane crashes in the Himalayas on the way to Anzhou, China. Unbeknownst to them, the pilots had been poisoned by The Hand, on Harold Meachum's orders, leaving no survivors.
* **October 30**
	+ New York Bulletin writer Keira Morrisette publishes the article "Rand Family Presumed Dead Following Tragic Plane Crash" on the Air Crash in the Himalayas.

#### November

* **November 5**
	+ Veronica Lodge is born to Hiram and Hermione Lodge in New York City, New York.
* **November 10**
	+ Ned Leeds is born in New York City, New York.

#### December

* **December 18**
	+ Billie Eilish Pirate Baird is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Maggie Baird.

## *`2002`*

#### January

* **January 17**
	+ Father Emilio Vittorio is kidnapped, which prompts Agent 47 to come out of retirement.
* **January 25**
	+ In Sicily, Agent 47 assassinates Giuseppe Guillani in his villa, but the former fails at rescuing Father Vittorio.

#### February

* **February 4**
	+ Caroline Reynolds talks to Terrence Steadman about the framing of his death.
* **February 14**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Rinat S. Rumyantsev.
* **February 18**
	+ Lincoln Burrows "kills" Terrence Steadman, but in reality, Steadman is still alive and him and the rest of the company frames Lincoln Burrows for the murder of a faked death.
* **February 25**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates General Makarov and Igor Kubasko.

#### March

* **March 15**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates General Mikhail Bardachenko, and rescues Agent Carlton Smith.

#### April

* **April 6**
	+ Andrea Cecilia Christina Botez is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Christina Botez in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

#### May

* **May 8**
	+ Henry Goodwin and Robert Queen gets into an argument which later results in Goodwin falling onto a vat of concrete.
* **May 16**
	+ Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones premieres.
* **May 23**
	+ Etta Davis murders 17 people in the Shaelsworth County.

#### July

* **July 11**
	+ Frank Castle meets a woman named Maria while he plays guitar. The two start a relationship.

#### August

* **August 15**
	+ Al Di Napoli suffers an overdose in the Gentry Manor Hotel, but when in the hospital, Di Napoli manages to survive.
* **August 20**
	+ While on a mission in Peru, Phil Coulson meets Camilla Reyes, and the two begins a romantic relationship.

#### September

* **September 18**
	+ A 10-year-old Tasha Jefferson meets Yvonne Parker for the first time.
* **September 25**
	+ A 21-year-old Piper Chapman meets a 27-year-old Alex Vause at a bar. The two starts a relationship not long after.

#### October

* **October 8**
	+ After three months as a couple, Frank Castle and his girlfriend Maria finds out that Maria is pregnant. Maria tells Frank she would understand if he wants to leave, but instead, Frank proposes to her, and she accepts.
* **October 23**
	+ Wolf Sisterhood is destroyed after their leader, Melissa Bernard, is punished alongside all of the women in her organization by the Devil, Lucifer Morningstar.

#### November

* **November 2**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Vladimir Zhupikov and fails at recovering of a missile guidance system.
* **November 6**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Masahiro Hayamoto Jr., and begins tracking Masahiro Hayamoto Sr. 47 makes his way closer to Masahiro Hayamoto Sr.
* **November 9**
	+ Agent 47 evades detection and destroys the generators giving power to Hayamoto's security system. 47 assassinates Masahiro Hayamoto Sr. and recovers the missile guidance system.
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Brat Charliego Sidjan. 47 hacks Carniwarez's systems. 47 assassinates Charlie Sidjan. 47 steals a key required to access a cargo from Colonel Amin and the coordinates of its location from Lieutenant Ahmed Zahir.
* **November 13**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Abdul Bismillah Malik, in order to prevent its sale to the UN and allowing 47 to get closer to his cargo. 47 assassinates Yussef Hussein. 47 acquired the cargo and sent it off.
* **November 19**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates two Indian assassins and rescues Agent Smith.
* **November 21**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Hannalore von Kamprad.
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Deewana Jji.
* **November 23**
	+ Agent 47 attempts to assassinate Sergei Zavorotko, but fails.
* **November 26**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Sergei Zavorotko and his bodyguards, and rescues Father Vittorio, and 47 leaves Gontranno.
* **November 27**
	+ Piper Chapman carries drug money to Belgium for Alex Vause and Kubra Balik.

#### December

* **December 11**
	+ Kate Bishop is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Eleanor Bishop in New York City as a result of a one night stand, and Kate's existence is unknown to Lucifer until late 2012, while reviewing security cameras and doing background checks.
* **December 13**
	+ Fabien LaRouche manages to save himself from having suffered through personal crises and poor decisions by doing yoga.
* **December 25**
	+ Uncle Leone dies.

## *`2003`*

#### January

* **January 26**
	+ In Gotham City, its the 13th birthday of Kate and Beth Kane, but as the girls are Jewish, its their Bat Mitzvah.
	+ After the Bat Mitzvah party, Gabi drive her daughters Kate and Beth home, she suddenly noticed a school bus that was hijacked by the Joker fast approaching from behind.
	+ The bus then rear-ends Gabi's car, causing them to hit a bridge rail and knocking Gabi unconscious. The car begins to veer off the edge, but Batman intervenes and affixed it to the bridge with his grappling hooks, allowing Kate to climb to safety. Before Gabi and Beth could get out, the car's old engineering caused it to break off from the wires and crash into the river below, with them inside.
	+ Gabi is instantly killed by the impact with the water, having her head severed from her body, thus the Joker indirectly killed Gabi Kane.

#### February

* **February 26**
	+ Cooper Barton is born to Clint and Laura Barton.

#### March

* **March 9**
	+ After six weeks of the Kane family amongst their friends searching for her, Beth Kane is declared legally deceased when a report of her death is falsified by Catherine Hamilton.
* **March 20**
	+ The Iraq War begins, and is orchestrated by HYDRA.

#### April

* **April 7**
	+ Vincent Gigante pleads guilty to obstruction of justice; just an hour before the trial was about to start.
* **April 15**
	+ Muneeba and Yusuf Khan moves away from Pakistan to the United States of America with their son, Aamir Khan, so that Aamir can have the opportunity to be whatever he wants. Muneeba struggles with the challenges of moving.

#### May

* **May 12**
	+ David P. Ratchet is framed and arrested for attempted theft and murder of a security guard, when in fact the crime was committed by Sylbert Rundine.
* **May 21**
	+ Don Percival founds Merryweather Security.

#### June

* **June 28**
	+ Lisa Castle is born to Frank and Maria Castle.

#### July

* **July 1**
	+ Tesla, Inc. is founded.
* **July 25**
	+ Andrew Gigante is sentenced to two years in prison.
* **July 31**
	+ Leonard Hofstadter begins working at Caltech, and starts to look up an apartment in Pasadena who is looking for a roommate.

#### August

* **August 22**
	+ Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter meets each other for the first time, and becomes the former's roommate.
* **August 23**
	+ Etta Davis murders 5 people in West Umbrage.
* **August 24**
	+ Floyd Hebert starts working at the Port of Los Santos.
* **August 29**
	+ Having been accepted into Columbia University Law School, Matt Murdock meets Foggy Nelson for the first time and introduces himself to Nelson. Nelson admits that he heard about what had happened to Matt as a child and is excited for their upcoming three years together.

#### September

* **September 12**
	+ Johnny Cash dies.
* **September 26**
	+ Leonard Hofstadter meet Howard Wolowitz and Raj Koothrappali at the university. The two is invited home to Leonard, where they play video game before Howard and Raj meets Sheldon Cooper, whom just arrived home from Caltech.

#### October

* **October 12**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Aristotle Thorakis.

#### November

* **November 12**
	+ Sheldon comes home to find Leonard, Howard and Raj doing an experiment, which the three think is going successfully, but Sheldon berates them saying its not successful and its going to backfire and explode.
	+ When realizing Sheldon is right, it prompts Leonard to attempt taking the container down using, but it takes too long and Sheldon takes the container from Leonard and places it in the elevator, pressing the button to be going downward, and with only the container in the elevator. Momentarily after, the container explodes, destroying the elevator, and thus Sheldon saved Leonard's life.
	+ Hours later, when confronted by the police, who think its a terrorist attack, Sheldon doesn't rat Leonard out to the police, as he knew that the latter shouldn't go to jail because of a mistake.

#### December

* **December 2**
	+ Eleanor Darhk is born to Damien Darhk and Ruvé Adams.
* **December 8**
	+ Kali Jane is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Grace Jane.
	+ Henry Goodwin is officially declared as deceased.
* **December 14**
	+ Frank Sheeran dies of cancer.

## *`2004`*

#### January

* **January 10**
	+ Agent 47 assassinates Joseph Clarence, as part of a ICA contract.
* **January 29**
	+ Michael Townley partners up with FBI agent Dave Norton to set up Trevor Philips and Brad Snider into robbing a Bobcat money depot in Ludendorff, North Dakota.

#### February

* **February 4**
	+ Facebook is founded.
* **February 6**
	+ Miguel Gutiérrez is born.
* **February 18**
	+ The Bobcat Security Depot Robbery occurs.
		- Michael Townley, Trevor Philips and Brad Snider rob a Bobcat Security cash storage facility in Ludendorff. Trevor wires an explosive to the vault doors, and Michael detonates them via his phone.
		- Michael and Trevor enters the vault and steals $179,500. As the crew makes their escape, a security guard grabs Michael. Michael is held at gunpoint by Jaspers, and Trevor Philips kills Jaspers. Michael, Trevor, and Brad makes it to the getaway car, where Trevor's brother is ready to drive them out of there. The four makes an escape, and soon after, the police gives a chase, and the police kills the driver and the chase causes Michael to crash the car.
		- Afterwards, the three survives the crash and makes an escape on foot, and soon after while trying to reach a helicopter to make their escape in, FBI Agent Dave Norton shoots and kills Brad Snider and wounds Michael Townley while Trevor escapes. Norton then makes it look like Snider survived and was put in prison and that Townley died, but in reality it was the opposite, although Townley wasn't imprisoned in a federal penitentiary.
		- Shortly afterwards, Trevor Philips is caught and captured by Federal Agents and SWAT, and he is later put in a Federal prison, with him believing that Michael is dead and Brad is in prison.
* **February 20**
	+ Marisol Fuentes is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Gloria Fuentes in Long Beach, California, with Marisol's existence is unknown to Lucifer until late 2020.
* **February 29**
	+ In Colombia, Agent 47 assassinates the leader and the underboss of the Delgado Cartel, Fernando and Manuel Delgado respectively.

#### March

* **March 14**
	+ After Michael Townley faked his death with the help of FBI Agent Dave Norton, the FBI relocates Michael and his family to Los Santos, California, and changes their names to "De Santa", with the full WicSec protection from the FBI.
* **March 17**
	+ In Paris, France, Agent 47 assassinates Alvaro D'Alvade and Richard Delahunt.
* **March 31**
	+ In California, Agent 47 assassinates Carmine DeSalvo, Lorenzo Lombardo, and Rudy Menzana and afterwards, he rescues ICA Agent Carlton Smith.

#### April

* **April 8**
	+ Frank Castle goes on a rotation in Afghanistan with Curtis Hoyle, leaving behind his pregnant wife, Maria.
* **April 15**
	+ While Frank Castle and Curtis Hoyle are serving in Afghanistan, an IED goes off in a market. Curtis runs in and gives medical help to a seriously injured child, while Frank works on securing the perimeter.
	+ Frank sees a woman, about 7-8 months pregnant, walking towards them, and while his job is to keep her away, he is distracted as he thinks about how his wife is pregnant back home. She goes to set off a detonation, but he freezes before he can bring himself to put her down, and she blows herself up in a suicide bombing. The child Curtis is helping is killed, and Curtis loses a leg. Frank drags Curtis out, and he thanks him, but Frank feels guilty.
* **April 16**
	+ Helena Wayne is born to Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle Wayne in Gotham City, New York.
* **April 17**
	+ Ken Morgan successfully leads the defense of Chelsea Whitmore, a teenage high-society girl accused of killing a homeless man and framing her cheerleader rival.
* **April 18**
	+ Bruce Banner joins the Bio-Tech Force Enhancement Project at Culver University at the insistence of his girlfriend Betty Ross. Betty's father, General Thaddeus Ross lies to the scientists on the project, claiming their work will help protect soldiers from depleted uranium. Surveillance begins on Bruce as he begins a year of work towards the Bio-Tech Force Enhancement Project, and Ross saves a CCTV photo of him.
* **April 20**
	+ Emma Dubanowski is born to Amy Sosa and Adam Dubanowski.
* **April 23**
	+ The fugitive Oliver Day is captured.
* **April 25**
	+ Former KGB Agent Arseny Janus settles down in the quiet suburban town of Whittleton Creek, Vermont.

#### May

* **May 1**
	+ Charli Grace D'Amelio is born to Lucifer Morningstar and Heidi D'Amelio as a result of an affair back on August 12, 2003.
* **May 5**
	+ In Russia, the Winter Soldier attacks Hotel Inessa, killing multiple guards without any problems. He kills his target, while Nakajima witnessing.
	+ RJ Nakajima witnesses the Winter Soldier kill his target, and becomes too scared to use his key to get in the house. The Winter Soldier approaches Nakajima, who begs for his life, before the Winter Soldier shoots and kills RJ Nakajima.
* **May 11**
	+ The Lost MC members Johnny Klebitz, Brian Jeremy, and Terry Thorpe ride their motorcycles to Los Santos, where they found the Los Santos and Blaine County chapters of the Lost MC.
* **May 15**
	+ In San Diego, California, Agent 47 assassinates Vinnie Sinistra.
* **May 25**
	+ Jacob Kane marries Catherine Hamilton.

#### June

* **June 4**
	+ Freddy Meyers is executed in the electric chair at Iron Heights Penitentiary after spending 15 years on death row. Concurrently, Kathy Meyers, Freddy's mother, dies of a heart attack after watching her son's execution.
* **June 5**
	+ Ronald Reagan dies.
* **June 7**
	+ Central City Picture News reports major global news:
		- Greece wins the Euro 2004 Football Tournament.
		- The Iraqi Special Tribunal holds the first hearing in the trial of Saddam Hussein.
* **June 9**
	+ Leonard earns his doctorate and officially becomes a doctor.
* **June 11**
	+ Central City High's class of '89 holds a memorial reunion for their fallen schoolmates.
* **June 15**
	+ Trey Stewart stops visiting Dwayne Forge in prison.
* **June 19**
	+ Frank Castle, Jr. is born to Frank and Maria Castle. His father is not present for the birth, serving in Afghanistan.
* **June 26**
	+ Joel Miller's wife, Samantha leaves him 2 months after Sarah's 2nd birthday, leaving Joel as a single father.
* **June 30**
	+ Leonard and Howard makes a "Girlfriend Pact"; when one of the two got a girlfriend, they would have that girlfriend set the single guy up with one of her girlfriends.

#### July

* **July 15**
	+ Fernando Sucre is sentenced to 5 years in prison, and is sent to Fox River Penitentiary.
* **July 24**
	+ Avon Hertz becomes a billionaire.

#### August

* **August 1**
	+ Simon Morrison and Oliver Queen meets when Oliver successfully tries to pick up Simon's girlfriend.
* **August 20**
	+ The Flight School is established in Los Santos International Airport.

#### September

* **September 8**
	+ Eleanor Bishop meets Derek Bishop and the two begin relationship whilst the latter has child due to a one-night-stand in early 2003.
* **September 22**
	+ The fugitive Ronald Barnes is captured.

#### October

* **October 25**
	+ In New Orleans, Agent 47 assassinates Mark Purayah II, and Raymond Kulinsky, and Angelina Mason.

#### December

* **December 2**
	+ Michael Scofield buys a boat and names it Christina Rose, and with the help of Lucifer, Michael and Lucifer begins planning the former's escape from Fox River.
* **December 10**
	+ Etta Davis kills 11 people in North Willoughby.
* **December 14**
	+ Stephen Strange goes on a date with Christine Palmer at an expensive restaurant. Later that night, Christine gifts Stephen with a Jaeger LeCoultre Master Ultra Thin Perpetual stainless steel watch.

## *`2005`*

#### January

* **January 7**
	+ John Diggle and his brother Andy is enlisted into the Army.
* **January 8**
	+ Claus Hugo Strandberg assumes the position as CEO of Morocco's largest private bank, AMB.
* **January 12**
	+ In Mississippi, Agent 47 arrives at a riverboat named Emily and owned by Skip Muldoon.
	+ Agent 47 kills Skip Muldoon and his gang named the Gator gang.
* **January 13**
	+ Michael Scofield starts visiting the tattoo parlor.
* **January 24**
	+ Vito Duric is involved in a high-speed smuggling craft operation in Caracas.
* **January 29**
	+ Jay Alvarez begins working at Litchfield Maximum Facility.

#### February

* **February 6**
	+ Lila Barton is born to Clint and Laura Barton in Iowa.
* **February 13**
	+ Rick Hopper begins working at Litchfield Maximum Facility.
* **February 16**
	+ Benjamin Miles "C-Note" Franklin is sentenced to 8 years in prison and is sent to Fox River Penitentiary.
* **February 17**
	+ In Mississippi, United States, Agent 47 assassinates John LeBlanc and Buddy Muldoon.
* **February 26**
	+ The brothers, John and Andy Diggle begins fighting in Afghanistan.

#### March

* **March 8**
	+ Michael Scofield marries Nika Volek.
* **March 9**
	+ Michael Scofield robs a bank in Chicago in order to get inside of Fox River Penitentiary.

#### April

* **April 2**
	+ Pope John Paul II dies.
* **April 6**
	+ Robin Scherbatsky moves from Canada to New York City, where she settles in and, where she would eventually meet life-long friends.
* **April 11**
	+ Michael Scofield is sentenced to 5 years in prison and is sent to Fox River Penitentiary.
* **April 12**
	+ Sheldon, Leonard, and Howard introduced to Priya by her brother, Raj, for the first time at a Big Boy's restaurant before they would start going to the Cheesecake Factory.
	+ Jessica Jones, now a college student, reluctantly attends a club for the premiere of the music video for her adoptive sister Trisha Walker's song "I Want Your Cray Cray".
* **April 16**
	+ Under the threat of funding cuts, Bruce Banner tests the Bio-Tech Force Enhancement Project on himself, but the combination of Gamma Radiation and the serum Betty Ross developed based on Abraham Erskine's Super Soldier Serum results in the accident that turns him into Hulk. Gamma pulses stored in Banner's amygdala which are released during high stress moments, will trigger a transformation. Betty is injured and hospitalized.
	+ Bruce Banner becomes the meta-human, later being called a superhero, known as the Hulk.
* **April 19**
	+ Bruce Banner visits Betty Ross at the hospital and Thaddeus Ross admits to Bruce that the project is being developed as a weapon, not just defense.
	+ Later that day, Bruce Banner goes on the run. The military closes the lab building for a year and shuts down the Bio-Tech Force Enhancement Project. General Ross keeps some project data, while Betty also secretly holds onto data and remains at Culver University.
	+ After Bruce's leak, Ross puts the military on his track. Angered by her father's treatment of Bruce, Betty stops talking to him. This is the start of the manhunt of Bruce Banner, which spans for about five years.
* **April 28**
	+ Frank Castle returns from Afghanistan after a 15-month rotation and finally meets his son, born during the rotation.

#### May

* **May 11**
	+ This date is the original date of Lincoln Burrows' execution, but however, is changed to two weeks later on May 26th.
* **May 19**
	+ Bruce Banner tries to flee from the United States and into Canada by sneaking into a truck that was heading through the border with Idaho. Bruce is caught but when the border Patrol officers try to arrest him, Bruce is forced to transform into Hulk.
	+ Hulk flees after the incident. In his run, Hulk is sighted by locals along the U.S./Canada border. After the incident, a watch is found with the words "To Bruce, all my love, Betty" inscribed on the back of it.
	+ Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith premieres as the third and final installment in the Prequel Star Wars Trilogy.
* **May 24**
	+ Charles Westmoreland attacks and locks Bellick under the room before he can alert the others; but the former is critically wounded.
	+ As a result, Scofield plans the escape for the night of May 25th. Everyone should change their body smells in order not to be spotted by dogs. He also accepts Apolskis although he knows of his betrayal.
* **May 25**
	+ Franklin is tasked to get detergents from the kitchen, where he is approached by Trumpets, whom the former beats up. Due to this, Trumpets plans to kill Franklin.
	+ Michael apparently finishehs the Taj Mahal model for Pope, who in turn allows Scofield to visit Lincoln is innocent. Abruzzi informs Savrinn to bring Veronica on time. As Veronica prepares to go to Montana for a clue, Savrinn pulls a gun on her. Vice President Caroline Reynolds is refused as the presidential candidate by the party.
	+ The model collapses as Pope tries to move it. He immediately calls Michael to the room, where the latter pulls a knife on the former. Michael forces Pope to order the transfer of Lincoln to the infirmary before locking him in the closet. Tension rises when Trumpets tries to kill Franklin; but the latter hides successfully. The team start the escape from the hole in Michael's cell. They arrive and secure Bellick before he can alert the others.
	+ Michael wears Bellick's uniform and tells the others to wear the clothes made white using the detergents. The team uses the clothes to get in the asylum without arousing suspicion.
	+ They realize that Dr. Tancredi has left the door open for them. Having followed the team, Patoshik forces them to let him in.
	+ Westmoreland succumbs to his wound after telling Scofield of the location of the money, which is $5 million dollars, and the others who heard this include C-Note, T-Bag, Apolskis and Manche.
	+ The team use the cable to pass the wall one by one, starting with Lincoln. As the last prisoner to use the cable, Sanchez breaks the cable and falls because of his weight while the others escape, later becoming known as the "Fox River Eight". Savrinn decides to release Veronica, who takes the plane to Montana. Abruzzi's thug kills Savrinn's father before killing Savrinn himself. The Company decides to get rid of Reynolds.
	+ Pope is found and is freed and triggers the alarm. The eight escapees (Scofield, Burrows, Sucre, Abruzzi, Bagwell, Franklin, Apolskis and Patoshik) starts running towards a van parked by Abruzzi's men.
	+ They leave Patoshik behind and escape with the van. Realizing that Abruzzi will certainly kill him, Bagwell cuffs himself to Scofield and swallows the key. They leave the van behind and continue on foot. Scofield forces Apolskis to leave the team because of his betrayal. They get in a warehouse, where Abruzzi cuts off Bagwell's left hand, freeing Scofield. They leave Bagwell behind and run towards the airstrip.
* **May 26**
	+ This day was Lincoln Burrows' execution date is revised to this date. But, however, this changed when Michael's team escaped Fox River on May 25th.
	+ Because of his involvedment in the escape, Manche Sanchez is resentenced.
	+ The President dies as a result of a heart attack, which is in fact an assassination orchestrated by the Company.
* **May 27**
	+ Caroline Reynolds quickly swears as the President, making the Company respect her.
* **May 29**
	+ Dinah Madani graduates Fordham University in 2005.
* **May 31**
	+ The police enter Tancredi's apartment and find her overdosed.

#### June

* **June 1**
	+ Veronica goes to a mansion in Montana and meets Steadman. Apolskis passes the checkpoint inside an animal transferring vehicle. Patoshik takes a bicycle. Bagwell keeps running with his hand. The team arrives at the strip just after the plane leaves.
	+ As the police approach, they start running. FBI agent Mahone is tasked with capturing the "Fox River Eight" while the COs keep chasing them. The team (Scofield, Burrows, Sucre, Abruzzi, and Franklin) steals a truck and Scofield says that they need to go to a warehouse in Oswego.
	+ The COs track them there, but to the wrong warehouse. Mahone checks Scofield's apartment and realizes that the latter had been planning for months and orders the nearby river be searched. Mahone also finds the secret behind Scofield's tattoo.
	+ Bagwell forces a doctor to rejoin his hand. Veronica discovers that Steadman is alive and realizes that she can't leave his mansion. She calls the police; but suited men arrive instead and kill her.
* **June 2**
	+ The following day, Sara Tancredi regains consciousness and sees a message from Michael Scofield about a plan. The team recovers shovels from the warehouse and start digging a grave, where Scofield had planted clothes and stuff needed for disappearing. Mahone, who is revealed to be addicted to a specific drug, arrives shortly after and attracts the attention of Scofield. Mahone vows to completely understand Scofield's plan and capture him.
* **June 7**
	+ By previously fired C.O. Geary's testimony, the authorities suspend Pope because of giving special privileges to Scofield and fire Bellick for selling the P.I. rights to Abruzzi, who is one of the escapees.
* **June 8**
	+ Bellick realizes that the government has put a bounty on the capture of each of the Fox River Eight.
	+ The team separates and Lincoln convinces Scofield to save L.J. They ride on a car Scofield had inserted in a garage. They stop to buy necessary material before being spotted by the police and forced to leave the car behind.
	+ Bagwell has his hand rejoined before killing the doctor and taking his car, intending to go to Utah, where Westmoreland's money is hidden.
	+ Apolskis continues pickpocketing and accepts a girl's request to accompany her to Utah.
* **June 9**
	+ In Las Vegas, Nevada, Agent 47 assassinates Hendrik Schmutz, Tariq Abdul Lateef, and Mohammad Bin Faisal Al-Khalifa.
* **June 15**
	+ Bellick faces Geary and has a fight with him; but they decide to work together to get the bounties. They force failed escapee Sanchez to talk.
* **June 16**
	+ Lincoln calls L.J. and instructs him what to do; but the plan is stopped by Mahone and the brothers escape with Lincoln being shot.
	+ L.J. is transferred to be incarcerated in Arizona.
	+ The brothers arrive in Volek's house, where Lincoln is treated.
	+ Scofield returns and gets his car back before getting caught; but when he searches the car, he realizes that the bag is gone.
* **June 25**
	+ The brothers explode the car with two pieces of flesh in a road designated on the tattoo, making the authorities believe that they are dead; but Mahone becomes suspicious. They join Volek, who has been followed by Bellick and Geary.
	+ Sucre learns from his friend that Delgado is going to marry Hector in Las Vegas. The former takes his friend's bike and starts riding towards Vegas.
	+ Franklin manages to convince his wife, Kacee, to understand him, as she didn't know he was in prison and why.
* **June 30**
	+ Tancredi is arrested and joins rehabilitation on her father's advice, where Kellerman introduces himself as an addict with another name.

#### July

* **July 9**
	+ Six weeks following the Fox River Eight's escape from Fox River, Lucifer begins creating the technology to cure esophageal cancer, also known as throat stomach cancer.
* **July 13**
	+ Lincoln Atwood is arrested, with his conviction comes down in three months time.
* **July 16**
	+ After one week of working on creating the technology, Lucifer succeeds at creating the technology and manages to cure throat-stomach cancer.
	+ Later that day, Lucifer saves Charles Westmoreland's daughter, Anna, from throat-stomach cancer as a part of his promise he made when Westmoreland discovered his daughter's numbered days.
* **July 21**
	+ Scofield, Volek and Lincoln are attacked and captured by Bellick and Geary, who want Westmoreland's money instead of the bounty.
	+ The duo have a tire puncture caused by Lincoln and Geary takes the tire back to town while Bellick locks the trio.
	+ Volek takes Bellick's knife while giving him a lap dance and frees the brothers, who imprison Bellick and later Geary.
	+ Bellick reveals Tancredi's condition, causing Volek to try to deliver the brothers for the bounty instead of Westmoreland's money; but she fails and is forsaken in the road.
* **July 22**
	+ Apolskis gets involved with the girl without telling her who he is.
* **July 24**
	+ Amanda Waller sends Edward Fyers and his men on an island called Lian Yu to secretly sabotage the economy of China and other Asian countries.
* **July 30**
	+ Abruzzi is informed of Fibonacci's whereabouts; and the former goes to kill the latter; but it is revealed to be a ruse by Mahone to capture him.
	+ John Abruzzi refuses to surrender and is fatally shot after pulling his gun.

#### August

* **August 2**
	+ Ayden Mekus is born.
* **August 9**
	+ Mahone is blamed for the way he handled the situation.
* **August 11**
	+ Kellerman and Tancredi get closer.
	+ The FBI discovers that the brothers are still alive.
* **August 13**
	+ Ruby Arias is born as a surprise to Sam Arias.
* **August 15**
	+ In Las Vegas, Nevada, Agent 47 assassinates Anthony Martinez, Vaana Ketlyn, Eve and Maynard John.
* **August 20**
	+ Andrew Diggle Jr. is born to Andrew Diggle Sr. and Carly Diggle.
* **August 23**
	+ Hurricane Katrina arrives and begins to make complete destruction in Louisiana.
* **August 24**
	+ Apolskis's girlfriend is informed who he is and allows him to steal her car and leave.
* **August 31**
	+ Hurricane Katrina dissipates from Louisiana.

#### September

* **September 4**
	+ Brook Soso meets Joshua Nicholson, a man who is listed as a sexual offender, and suspected to be a peadophile (although this is untrue).
* **September 7**
	+ The brothers arrive in Tooele; but no one knows about the farm. They go to the city hall to find the blueprint but realize that someone else has already taken that page.
	+ Michael and Lincoln find Bagwell, who states that he was late too and Apolskis has it.
	+ Apolskis is getting digging tools in a store, where the salesman spots him; but the brothers arrive and confront the salesman.
	+ Apolskis reveals that Bagwell is keeping the blueprint.
	+ Bagwell memorizes and eats it so that the brothers will need him.
	+ Sucre goes to the wedding church to meet Delgado; but Hector shows up and Sucre punches him before running. He proceeds to the money while Franklin is doing the same.
* **September 11**
	+ Mahone finds out about the money and that everyone is converging to Utah.
	+ Kellerman is told by Kim, a Company operative, that he can't meet President Reynolds directly and he will report to Kim.
	+ Governor Tancredi begins to believe Lincoln's innocence.
	+ Scofield, Lincoln and Bagwell find out that a village is now built on the farm where the money is supposed to be.
* **September 13**
	+ While celebrating her 21st birthday with her friends at a MacLaren's Pub on the west side of New York, Tracy finds out her long-term boyfriend Max has died.
	+ After his best friend Marshall proposes to his long-term girlfriend, Lily, Ted solicits help from his friend Barney to find 'The One' for his life.
	+ Marshall accidentally hits Lily in the eye with the champagne stopper after they get engaged, forcing her to wear an eyepatch.
	+ Ted manages to get a date with Robin, a girl he met at his usual neighborhood bar, but threatens to scare Robin away when he accidentally reveals his love for her on the very first date.
* **September 22**
	+ At the White House, Washington D.C., Agent 47 assassinates Mark Parchezzi III and Daniel Morris.
* **September 23**
	+ A week after accidentally telling Robin he loves her far too soon, Ted changes his stance and decides to not contact Robin on the pretext of wanting to give everyone the false impression that he is not in love with her anymore. However, after he finds out that Lily has officially met Robin, and Robin told Lily she was still interested in him, Ted decides to continue pursuing her. As Lily told him Robin doesn't want a serious relationship, Ted vows to convince her he is "casual".
	+ Throughout the weekend, Lily has an increased sexual desire due to her engagement to Marshall. This troubles Marshall as he has to submit a 25-page paper for a class in his law school.
	+ After seeing Robin on MacLaren's Pub's television, Ted runs to "accidentally" meet her at a location where she is reporting (where a child is stuck inside a crane machine after trying to get to a purple giraffe) and informs her he is throwing a party. His plan is to take her up to the roof of his apartment and make his move there.
	+ Barney is also facing his own relationship troubles. After finding the one girl at the party who does not know anyone else, Barney decides to sleep with her, thinking he will never see her again. However, this woman returns to the other parties in the subsequent nights.
	+ Because of Robin's absence from the first party, Ted ends up extending the party for two more days just so she can attend and he can have his chance at dating her.
* **September 24**
	+ At Ted's second party, Barney decides the best way to get rid of the girl is by following Ted's "I think I'm in love with you" line. He is correct and it kills off her interest in him.
* **September 25**
	+ Robin attends the third party, held on a Sunday night, and inadvertently finds out (when Marshall yells at Ted) that all three parties were held for her. Ted panics and says he actually wanted her to meet Carlos. When Robin eventually goes up to the roof with Carlos, Ted decides he has to confront her and confess his feelings for her before he loses his chance completely. He follows them onto the roof and asks Carlos to give them some alone time.
	+ Ted admits that he threw the parties to meet Robin again. She admits her interest in him, but says that he is already asking too much of her when they barely know each other; she feels pressured to have the same relationship goals as him. Ted tries to "turn off" his feelings for Robin but she isn't convinced. They kiss and realize there's no "off switch" so they decide to try being friends. Ted invites her to have a beer with the rest of the gang.
	+ After someone uses one of his law books as a coaster at the third party, Marshall appears angry but drinks two beers at the bar with everyone else, and Robin. This increases his confidence and he ends up doing well on the paper, considering he wrote it the night before the deadline.
	+ Nevertheless, the same woman attends the third party as well, and later kisses Carlos at MacLaren's, much to Barney's dismay.
* **September 28**
	+ Barney has decided that it is time to break Ted out of his habit of going to the same bar. He tells Ted that he wants to do something "Legendary." Barney pulls Ted into his cab, and tells him that he needs to pick someone up at JFK airport. However, Ted did not realize that Barney meant that he was going to the airport to pick up chicks.
	+ Meanwhile, Lily and Robin go to the bar for a girl's night out. Lily becomes jealous of Robin because Robin is single, and gets hit on and has guys buy drinks for her.
	+ Barney tells Ted that they are posing as international businessmen who have just returned from a lucrative trip to Japan. However, Barney then decides that they should fly to Philadelphia just because two beautiful women are also heading there.
	+ Barney calls Marshall to come to Philadelphia in the Fiero, because it is going to be "legendary." However, Ted and Barney eventually find out that these two girls have boyfriends who are linebackers for the Philadelphia Eagles.
	+ Lily calls Marshall and tells him about her night, to which Marshall assures her that she isn't being hit on because she is wearing her engagement ring. Marshall suggests that she take off the ring so that she can gain some attention. Lily then tries to attract guys, but is still unsuccessful, getting only a gay man who told her that she sat on a grape.
	+ When they get off the plane in Philadelphia, Ted and Barney are taken into custody by airport security, since they left luggage on a carousel in JFK and purchased last minute plane tickets with cash. They are held there for a while, but are released when Barney's luggage at JFK is revealed to contain only condoms and a PowerBar. They then go to Sascha's house (Sascha was a security guard at the airport), which is not much of a party (although Barney also claims that this will be "legendary"), mostly because her grandfather is sleeping upstairs.
	+ Robin is annoyed by the change in Lily's behavior, and convinces Lily that she has what most single women want: a good boyfriend. The gay man offers to help remove the grape stain, and Marshall walks in just as he is doing so.
	+ Barney, upon meeting someone who works security for the *Liberty Bell*, decides that it would be "legendary" to go lick the Liberty Bell. Ted initially declines, but after Barney tells Ted that he is his best friend, Ted agrees to go with him. During this whole time, Ted and Barney call Marshall, with Ted telling him to turn around and go back home because nothing exciting is happening, and Barney telling him to come because it will be "legendary."
	+ Marshall, who came only because he had second thoughts about Lily removing the ring for the night, was ready to fight the guy, but gave the guy a hug when he found out he was gay and admits to never having been in a fight before. However, after seeing Marshall hug the gay man, the gay man's boyfriend (who was the jealous type) begins to fight Marshall.
	+ Ted and Barney return to New York after licking the Liberty Bell, and Ted realizes that he hangs out with Barney because, while he never got where he thought he wanted to go, he always got a great story out of it.

#### October

* **October 1**
	+ Ted finds a shirt he bought six years before, and has not worn for ages, and finds that he likes it, even though before that day he had never considered wearing it. He meets everyone else down at the bar, and finds out that they all like the shirt. He also finds that he suddenly likes Bourbon, which he had hated before. He decides that maybe he should start considering girls he has previously dated; Barney objects to this idea, saying that the only reason to date a girl one has previously dated is if she received breast implants.
	+ Meanwhile, Barney dares Robin to say or do questionable things on the air with Metro News 1 for money. Robin refuses at first, but performs Barney's first dare when a Freudian slip causes her to say the word "nipple" when she meant to say the word "nickel."
	+ Ted ignores Barney's advice and decides to re-date Natalie. Initially Ted isn't sure if she would remember him, but it turns out she hasn't forgotten Ted. When Lily confronts Ted about why Natalie would hang up on Ted so rudely, Ted reveals that he broke up with her on her birthday by leaving a message on her answering machine (Natalie also reveals that this happened as her friends were waiting to give her a surprise party, which resulted in everyone at the party hearing the message). Lily begins slapping him, saying that he shouldn't have broken up with her on her birthday, or broken up with her on her answering machine. The guys all point out that there is no good way to break up with a girl.
	+ Robin then does the second dare, saying "I'm a dirty, dirty girl," at the end of a news story and spanking herself. When she finds out that no one, not even her boss, watches the news channel she reports for, she decides that she might as well perform the dares.
	+ Ted then visits Natalie's apartment, apologizing for his past behavior, and begs for a second chance, with the help of a sock monkey. She decides to give him a second chance, and things appear to be going well.
	+ On her third dare from Barney, she honks her own breasts during a report.
* **October 4**
	+ Jon Gravelli becomes a patient at Schottler Medical Center.
* **October 8**
	+ Matt Murdock and Foggy Nelson gatecrash an expensive party together, and there Matt meets fellow student Elektra Natchios. As the two of them talk, Elektra deduces things about him, however, Matt uses his wit to keep the conversation going, and the two leave the party together, getting into another person's sporots car and driving off. From then on, the two continue to commit reckless acts together and get closer.
* **October 11**
	+ A few weeks later, Tracy returns home after the funeral to find a packaged ukulele he had gifted to her, which she keeps as a reminder of his spirit and presence. The sudden death deeply traumatizes Tracy and puts her off dating ever again.
* **October 18**
	+ In South America, Bruce Banner is attacked by the criminal leader Espinoza and his men and transforms into the Hulk, destroying the terrorist hideout.
	+ Emil Blonsky and his team later arrives at the village discovering a path of destruction left by Hulk. This is reported to Thaddeus Ross, his first lead on Banner in months, since the incident on the U.S./Canada border.
* **October 22**
	+ However, despite how much everyone else likes her, Ted feels that she isn't "the one", and has to break up with her. However, Lily encourages him to do it the right way and be honest, and he takes her advice. However, at dinner right before he is about to break up with her, she tells him it is her birthday, and when he breaks up with her again, she demands a good explanation, and when Ted can't give her a satisfactory response, she uses what she learned in a Krav Maga class to beat Ted up. Ted then returns to the bar in pain with the shirt torn and ripped, and decides that there really is no good way to break up with someone.
	+ Barney, as the fourth dare, wants Robin to do the "Ickey Shuffle" at the end of a report in tribute to Ickey Woods, a famous football player for the Cincinnati Bengals. She plans to do this, but then realizes the importance of her job while interviewing New York City's oldest Hansom cab driver. As she begins to monologue on air about the significance of her reporting, she steps out of the buggy and falls into a pile of horse droppings, leaving Barney and everyone watching on the television in the bar in awe. Robin is humiliated, especially when Ted reveals that he saw it on the internet.
* **October 24**
	+ Julio Ochoa is first elected Mayor of Liberty City.
* **October 26**
	+ Robin has been invited by the club's owner to come to Okay, a new dance club. Ted and Barney agree to come, but Marshall and Lily are hosting a wine tasting party so that Marshall and Lily can begin to be more mature. Lily felt out of place when she found out that other couples their age partake in much more mature activities than they do. Ted and Barney go; Ted has agreed to meet Robin's friend Kelly, while Barney decides to find a "cutlet" and grind with her all night.
	+ Marshall becomes very bored at their wine tasting party, and escapes by jumping out the bathroom window (although Future Ted questions whether this actually happened). Meanwhile, Robin cannot get in to the VIP area even though she was invited there. She leaves to call to try to get in the VIP area, and lets Marshall in to the club. However, Robin cannot get back in because a different guy is now a bouncer.
	+ Ted becomes frustrated by the loud music, and starts yelling nonsense upon discovering that Kelly can't hear him anyway. This leads to him ruining his chances with her, as he yells "I'm wetting my pants!" just as the music suddenly shuts off; Future Ted notes that it was then he realized that clubs, in fact, sucked. Ted prepares to leave, but stays for a bit when Marshall arrives. They both get beers, but Marshall's beer gets bumped into his mouth as he is drinking, and because he had a temporary crown put in earlier that day, Marshall is now in pain. Ted goes down to the coat check area to hang out with the coat check girl, while Marshall finds Barney, who suggests going to the bathroom to find some aspirin. When Marshall comes out of the bathroom, he is miraculously no longer in pain, sporting a somewhat euphoric expression.
	+ Meanwhile, Lily comes to the club, having also escaped from their party in the same manner as Marshall after she called him and heard the music of the club. Robin convinces Lily that she doesn't have to mature like the other couples, while Lily convinces Robin to flash their breasts for the bouncer and some surrounding nerds to get back into the club (which works). One of the nerds then proclaims that they were the 4 best and only boobs he had ever seen.
	+ Inside, Barney has discovered that the "cutlet" he has been grinding with all night is actually his cousin, Leslie (after he finds out he makes Ted swear not to tell anyone ever). Barney tries to leave, but because Robin and Lily have returned, they stay for a bit, and Marshall and Lily dance at the club, while Robin, Ted, and Barney watch.
* **October 29**
	+ Late at night, Matt Murdock and Elektra Natchios break into Fogwell's Gym. The two of them discuss their pasts and learn more about each other, with both also mentioning that they have enjoyed the last few weeks together. They begin to playfully fight in the boxing ring, but the intimacy leads the two of them passionately making love in that gym for the first time.
* **October 31**
	+ At the bar, Lily and Marshall are excited that their Halloween costumes came in the mail. Barney mentions that he loves Halloween because women dress up in "slutty" costumes, such as a slutty witch, a slutty cat, and a slutty nurse. Robin then informs the group that she has been dating a guy named Mike for a few weeks, who the gang hasn't met yet. Lily suggests that they go on a double date.
	+ Ted arrives at the bar and tells Robin that he will be waiting for the "Slutty Pumpkin", which he does every year on Halloween. Ted tells the story of how he met the Slutty Pumpkin four years earlier on Halloween night. He was at a party on the roof of his apartment building, where he met a girl who was wearing a sexy pumpkin costume, and made a drink she called a Tootsie Roll, which was a mixture of Kahlua and root beer. As Ted tells his story, Barney, Lily and Marshall continually interject, since Ted has evidently told this story many times. Ted continues, saying that he got the Slutty Pumpkin's phone number, but it was written on a Kit Kat wrapper, which Lily had unintentionally given away, causing Ted to lose her number.
	+ At the apartment, Lily and Marshall show off their Halloween costumes: Lily is a parrot and Marshall is dressed as a Jack Sparrow-esque pirate; they are certain they will win the costume contest at the bar. Ted presents his costume, a hanging chad, which is what Ted wears every Halloween since it is what he wore when he met the Slutty Pumpkin. Barney then arrives at the apartment, dressed as a fighter pilot straight out of *Top Gun*. He tells Ted to join him at a Victoria's Secret Halloween party, but Ted insists he will go to the party on the roof to wait for the Slutty Pumpkin. Robin arrives next, but isn't wearing a costume. She tells Lily she and Mike had talked about wearing costumes, but they decided not to dress up. Just then, Mike enters the apartment dressed as Hansel. Robin admits that she was just joking about dressing up as Hansel and Gretel. Barney follows Ted up to the party on the roof, noting that there are only six women there. As an a cappella group begins singing, Barney starts drinking.
	+ Lily, Marshall, Robin, and Mike are all eating at the bar. While Lily and Marshall enthusiastically share their food with each other, Robin does not want to share with Mike. Back at the roof party, Barney hits on a girl wearing a hula costume, but his crass pickup line fails.
	+ In the women's bathroom, Lily asks Robin if she actually likes Mike. Robin insists that she just doesn't like couple-y stuff, but Lily tells her that it's the greatest thing in the world to be a part of. Lily tells Robin that she could lose Mike if she doesn't start acting differently, so she suggests that Robin share her dessert with Mike. Robin agrees.
	+ After striking out with the hottest girl at the party, Barney changes his costume, now wearing a red devil costume, with hopes that he can make a "second first impression." Barney hits on the hula girl again, but he once again fails. Barney tells Ted that the Slutty Pumpkin is clearly not coming, so they must go to the Victoria's Secret party. Ted tells him that the Slutty Pumpkin represents hope for him.
	+ Robin tries to share her sundae with Mike, but it immediately becomes obvious that she cannot which leads to her finishing off the sundae herself. Mike decides to leave the bar, saying that he doesn't get the impression that Robin enjoys being with him. Robin denies this, but Mike says she much rather prefers being alone, not wanting to engage in any couple-y activities. Mike then breaks up with Robin.
	+ Ted sees someone dressed as a penguin, who mixes Kahlua and root beer, and wonders if this person is the Slutty Pumpkin. His hopes are quickly dashed however when it is revealed that it is Barney in the costume. Barney also reveals that he used this new costume to get the hula girl's phone number, but she realizes that he was the same guy from before, upset that he tricked her into giving him her number.
	+ Robin is not very upset that Mike broke up with her, saying that he wanted to be a "we" while Robin wanted to be an "I." Carl then announces the winners of the costume contest: Lily as a parrot and Marshall as a gay pirate.
	+ Robin then finds Ted still on the roof. She tells him about being dumped by Mike, and wonders if there's something wrong with her, that she's a cold person who cannot be head-over-heels for someone. Ted tells her that she just hasn't met the right person yet. Ted and Robin sit together under a blanket.

#### November

* **November 2**
	+ Laurel broaches the topic of she and Oliver getting a place of their own, as citing that they have been together even longer than their friends Ray and Jean who are already moving in together.
	+ Oliver initially agrees, but later panics and tries to run away from the responsibility.
	+ First, Oliver sleeps with another woman, Samantha Clayton, and accidentally gets her pregnant, which he is unprepared for.
* **November 3**
	+ Diana Burnwood fakes Agent 47's death, with real looking poison that is fake.
* **November 9**
	+ Robin reports on a matchmaking service with a 100% track record called Love Solutions.
	+ Robin and Barney recommend Ted try out the service but he is not interested, so Barney tricks Ted into going by telling him that his boat is sinking.
	+ Ellen Pierce, the owner of Love Solutions, is unconvinced by Barney but confident she can find a match for Ted - in three days. He is skeptical until Ellen calculates how small the percentage of available women is for him in New York.
	+ Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily have spotted an unusual creature in the apartment. When they first see it, they run away, with Lily believing it to be a cockroach and Marshall believing it to be a mouse.
* **November 10**
	+ After Agent 47's funeral, 47 wakes up and kills Alexander Leland Cayne, Rick Henderson and all of the FBI agent who are protecting them.
* **November 12**
	+ After hearing nothing for five days, Ted wants to know what the problem is. Everyone tells him not to "Ted out" about it (overthink something). He returns to Love Solutions, only to find out he cannot be matched to anyone. The closest match compatible with Ted was set up with someone weeks ago. Ellen tells Ted there's no chance for him and sees him out of her office. Ted sneaks back in when she goes to lunch, in order to steal information on his highest percentage match. The woman is a dermatologist, so Ted books an appointment with her. He learns she is engaged and will be getting married by the end of the week. He tells her if things change, he'll be available.
	+ Marshall and Lily spot it again, and try to kill it with bug spray and a phone book. They run away again when the phone book starts moving (meaning that the creature isn't dead), but get a good glimpse of the creature. The creature is described as having six legs, antennae, and an exoskeleton, but also has tufts of fur, whiskers, and a tail, and is roughly the size of a potato. Marshall and Lily call it the "cockamouse". Robin is skeptical of them, but eventually they catch it, and Marshall takes it to the *Columbia University Biology department*. When Marshall arrives, he finds the cockamouse has escaped, and must still be in the apartment.
* **November 13**
	+ Lincoln Atwood is sentenced to life in prison for one count of robbery and one count of murder of a police officer, Hank Henderson, and is sent to Jersey State Correctional Facility.
* **November 17**
	+ Later in the week, Sarah calls, and, while Ted thinks things have changed, she merely informs him of something on his back which she spotted after his appointment. He reveals why he booked in with her and she tells him to not believe in matchmaking services. He then returns to Love Solutions, and finds a distraught Ellen. As Ted appears to have no soulmate, the company's 100% success rate is ruined. Ted, however, has hope that he will find his soul mate, and encourages Ellen to keep searching for him (at no extra charge).
	+ Robin finally sees the creature, and panicking, throws a drink at it. Marshall arrives, grabs it and throws it out of the window. To their surprise, the cockamouse can fly. The group watches it fascinated, until it attempts to fly back into the window. They scream and slam it shut, just as the cockamouse hits.
* **November 20**
	+ Lily decides to take Robin over to her apartment (which she herself has not been to in three months) while they are out, but when they get to Lily's apartment, they find that the landlady has passed away, and Lily's apartment is now a Chinese restaurant called Madame Chew's House of Dumplings. Lily even sees many of her personal belongings still there. Lily and Robin immediately head over to Ted and Marshall's apartment to explain the situation, and Ted tells Lily that she is welcome to live with them, "since you practically live here anyway." Barney warns Ted that things will change when Lily moves into the apartment, and that eventually she and Marshall will force him out of the apartment. Ted doesn't believe him, but after he finds "Shocky" (his very old coffee pot that always gave him an electrical jolt and makes the lights flicker when ever it gets plugged into an outlet) in the garbage and replaced by Lily's coffee pot, he begins to think Barney is right. He feels even more threatened when Marshall tells him he wants to hang Lily's painting where the two swords hang. In order to try to reclaim his territory, Ted begins to label all of his food and then orders a life-sized English phone booth for the apartment. He begins to argue with Marshall about who should get the apartment, which leads to a duel with the swords that hung on the wall. Both consider this duel awesome even though they are fighting for the apartment and mad at each other. Events become tragic when their coffee table collapses under Marshall's weight because one of the legs was put on with wood glue, and he stumbles backward and stabs Lily with the sword. After she is patched up at the hospital, Lily tells them that she doesn't want to live there once they are married because she feels that it is a "boy apartment."
	+ Meanwhile, Barney has created a revolutionary idea in the dating world: The Lemon Law. Similar in nature to lemon laws for used cars, Barney's new lemon law for dating gives a person five minutes to decide if there will be a second date or not. They can call the date off for any reason in the first five minutes, avoiding bad dates. Barney goes on to say that it will become "a thing" after "lemon-lawing" two different women on dates. Robin argues that it takes longer for people to get to know each other, so she challenges Barney by taking Kevin, a nerdy guy obsessed with *Star Trek,* on a date. Barney calls her to try to get her to use the lemon law, but she refuses. The guy asks if it was a fake call from the hospital, and she tells him that she would never do that. Only a few minutes later, she gets a real call from the hospital telling her that Marshall has accidentally stabbed Lily, and leaves, with Kevin believing that she is indeed using a fake excuse to get out of their date, and tells Robin that she has no honor (in Klingon). At the hospital Barney reveals that his lemon law is now "a thing," as he had just been "lemon-lawed" by a girl earlier that night. He also regrets not calling it Barney's Law so as to get some name recognition or fame. Once Lily is released from the hospital, they go eat Shanghai dumplings at the restaurant in Lily's old apartment, and listen to a mixtape Marshall made for Lily on Valentine's Day in 1998.
* **November 24**
	+ On Thanksgiving day of 2005, Lily and Marshall go to Marshall's home in St. Cloud, Minnesota, which Marshall is very excited about, as he hasn't been home since last Christmas. Ted, Robin and Barney stay in New York.
	+ As soon as Lily and Marshall arrive, Lily realizes that she is different from everybody in Marshall’s family. Marshall, who is already very tall, standing 6'4", is considered the "runt" of the Eriksen family. Later, she finds that everything in the family is huge, including salads, bowls and spoons. Mrs. Eriksen tells Lily that Marcus was fifteen pounds when he was born, which frightens Lily because she fears she may be pregnant with a similarly giant Eriksen baby.
	+ At the dinner table, Lily insists that she will keep her name after marriage and that they'll raise their children in New York, much to the disapproval of the Eriksens. This leads to an argument between Lily and Marshall after which she runs out of the house. Lily buys a pregnancy test in a convenience store, and later got arrested for public urination. Marshall finds her in jail, and asks her what is going on with her. A distraught Lily begs Marshall to promise her that they won't move to St. Cloud. When Lily's personal effects are brought to her, Marshall learns that she took a pregnancy test. Marshall himself then begins to panic and declares that their children cannot be allowed to play Baskiceball. They soon find out that Lily is in fact not pregnant, much to their relief.
	+ Back in New York, Ted and Robin go to a kitchen to do charity work for the homeless, where they find Barney. They are shocked to see him and can't believe that Barney would possibly want to help others, though Kendall, his boss, claims that he comes every Sunday. While Barney was playing a busy and essential role in the kitchen, having been named volunteer of the year, Ted and Robin don't have much to contribute as the kitchen is packed with volunteers on Thanksgiving. They finally end up helping a woman named Amanda, but learn that she is actually taking the best donated items home for herself. When Ted tells Kendall about this, Kendall reveals that he also takes the best items home as well. Ted steals the portobello mushrooms and gives them to the homeless people, which causes himself, Barney, and Robin to be fired from the kitchen. To make it up to Barney, they end up at the Lusty Leopard, a strip club, much to Ted's chagrin. Ted meets a stripper named Tracy, who has the same name as Ted's future wife.
	+ In Utah, Scofield finds out that the money is under the foundation of a house, where a middle-aged woman lives.
	+ Apolskis arrives with the stuff and they pose as electricity company contractors who wish to repair the house power supply, which is cut by them deliberately. The woman agrees and they start digging.
	+ Sucre meets Franklin on the road and gives him a ride. They join the others in digging.
	+ Apolskis is sent to fuel the car. He is spotted in the station and starts running before being captured by Mahone, who demands him the others' whereabouts.
* **November 25**
	+ Patoshik is roaming the streets without purpose. He gets in a house and is attracted by a painting of a countryside house and steals it.
	+ Governor Tancredi meets Kellerman, who introduced himself as Sara's friend.
	+ Bagwell gets the displeasure of the woman, who demands the escapees to leave. They notice a policewoman stopping by the house.
	+ The policewoman is revealed to be the middle-aged woman's daughter. They lock both of them down and continue digging.
	+ Mahone apparently succeeds in making a deal with Apolskis for taking the agents to the house; but the latter goes to his girlfriend's instead and tells her to wait for him before being taken away.
	+ Lincoln leaves the team when he hears that L.J. is exonerated and will be released, a trap made by Kellerman, to capture Lincoln.
	+ Mahone decides to transfer Apolskis alone, stops the car on the road and kills Apolskis in cold blood.
	+ The team eventually finds the money. Sucre pulls a gun on them.
	+ Patoshik starts building a boat. Sara arrives in her father's house and finds him dead, seeming to be suicide. She gets a key which was in his possession.
	+ Kellerman blames Kim for how he handled the governor and reveals that the same thing is planned for Sara.
	+ Sucre takes the whole bag without sharing the money. This is revealed to be Scofield's plan in order to have more share; but they realize that they have the wrong bag.
	+ Bagwell is revealed to have the money, intending to find Susan Hollander, the woman who informed the police and had him arrested.
	+ While running, Sucre gets stuck in a river; but Scofield manages to save him.
	+ Sucre finds out that Delgado canceled her marriage and decides to find her. Using the money they still have, they buy cars and separate.
	+ Lincoln finds L.J. and they flee the Company operatives.
* **November 26**
	+ Bellick and Geary realize that Bagwell has the money and figure out where he is headed.
	+ Tancredi narrowly escapes a Company operative after they mistake someone using a payphone as her.
	+ Tancredi calls Bruce Bennett, her father's associate, for help and realizes he sent them to kill her and is part of the Company.
	+ Kellerman recovers the encrypted messages Tancredi received from Scofield while she is decrypting them.
	+ Mahone is revealed to be working for the Company.
* **November 28**
	+ Barney, Marshall, and Lily criticize Ted for overthinking what he's about to do rather than acting by the seat of his pants. They convince Ted to take five shots of a drink called the 'Red Dragon' (a special blend by Carl that resembles blood, causing Ted to state Marshall's theory that Carl is a vampire); Ted claims that he can still function cognitively even under the influence of the alcohol, but shortly afterwards he blacks out.
* **November 29**
	+ Ted wakes up the next morning with a brunette girl he doesn't remember beside him in bed, a pineapple on his nightstand, and a sprained ankle. He also finds out that his coat has been partially burnt. Ted asks Marshall and Lily about the night, and Marshall and Lily tell him that he sang along with the jukebox in the bar while standing on a table. He also was talking on the phone with Robin while he was singing. He fell off the table (explaining the sprained ankle), and Marshall and Lily took him up to his bed. However, they do not know why there is a girl on the bed and why there is a pineapple on Ted's nightstand, and the reason his coat was burned. Ted calls Barney, thinking that he might know what had happened.
	+ After finding Barney in the tub, Ted asks him about the night. It's revealed that after Lily and Marshall put Ted to bed, he got back up again and returned to the bar. Barney also tells Ted that he lit his jacket on fire because Ted called Robin. Barney then tells Ted that after some more fun, he put Ted back into bed. Ted then finds that someone wrote on his arm, saying to call the number if Ted was found passed out somewhere. Ted calls the number, and finds out it belongs to the bartender, Carl. Carl tells Ted that he once again returned to the bar after Barney had put him to bed. Carl also informs him that he went to the bathroom to vomit (ending Ted's "vomit free since '93" streak), and then told him the meaning of the word karaoke and that he wanted to go see some penguins at the zoo, but he had to make one more call first. Based on this information, Marshall, Lily, and Barney believe that the girl in Ted's bed is Robin, but as Ted goes to wake her up, Robin calls.
	+ The girl in bed, Trudy, wakes up, and explains her side of the story, telling Ted that he did not vomit after all, and that she exchanged numbers with him in the ladies' room of the bar. It's revealed that the person that Ted drunkenly called was not Robin as he had intended, it was Trudy, which explains why she was the one in his bed.
	+ Ted tells Trudy to hide when Robin comes over to talk, and Trudy leaves via the fire escape before Ted can show her to Robin to prove that he has moved on. In the end, Ted eventually pieces his night together (except for the mysterious pineapple).

#### December

* **December 10**
	+ In the night, Elektra Natchios takes Matt Murdock to an expensive penthouse. They break in and go to the kitchen, taking food from the fridge and discussing the passionate and luxurious future that the two of them want to have together. Elektra reveals she has a man tied up, who is revealed to the killer of Matt's father, Roscoe Sweeney. Matt is reluctant at first, but Elektra manipulates him to start punching Sweeney, and he starts to have the feeling of revenge. But, however, when Elektra tries to get Matt to kill Sweeney, Matt realizes what a dangerous relationship he has got himself into and breaks his relationship with Elektra off, and calls the police; however, when he looks around, Elektra Natchios is gone.
* **December 11**
	+ Elektra Natchios reunites with Stick to inform him that she failed at her mission to recruit Matt Murdock for the Chaste.
* **December 19**
	+ Vincent Gigante dies of unknown causes.
* **December 20**
	+ Scofield attempts to obtain the nitroglycerine vials he planted before he got imprisoned; but the FBI is revealed to be waiting for him and he narrowly escapes. He realizes that Mahone is killing everyone he catches and decides to find out more about him by debriefing his former wife, Pam, while posing as an agent.
	+ Scofield deduces that Mahone has killed Oscar Shales, a missing serial killer, and buried him in his garden.
	+ Scofield tells Mahone to stay away from him and his brother and he won't reveal the Mahone's secret in exchange.
	+ Mahone refuses now that he's found where the Scofield will meet Tancredi.
* **December 21**
	+ Franklin meets his friends and they break Kacee out of FBI watch, while he personally saves his daughter and reunites with his family.
	+ Bagwell arrives at Hollander's home, to find she has put it up for sale and escaped with her children.
	+ Bellick and Geary capture Bagwell and start torturing him to find the money.
	+ Kellerman finds out that Tancredi is headed to New Mexico.
* **December 31**
	+ New Year's Eve is typically a complete letdown. Ted plans to change this, however, so he rents a limousine for the gang to ride around New York City in. Ted also plans for the gang to go to five separate parties, and to celebrate New Year's at the best party. Ranjit is the limo driver, having "moved up" in the world from a taxi driver. Robin leaves the limo because she has plans with her boyfriend Derek.
	+ Lily is disappointed that Robin had to leave, so Barney presents his Get Psyched Mix CD, which, as Barney explains, is why he is always upbeat and "psyched." Barney puts in the CD, and "Shot Through The Heart" by Bon Jovi blares out of the speakers. The group goes to the first party, where Ted meets up with a co-worker named Marybeth, who is his date for the night. Barney also finds a date at the party, a foreign woman named Natalya. From there, they head to party number two.
	+ The gang leaves party two, disappointed. They also leave Natalya at the party, but when Barney asks them to go back for her, Lily says that no one liked her, and Ted says that they have a tight schedule to keep if they are to make it to every party before midnight. Ted receives a call from Robin, however, who tells him that Derek stood her up, because he had to work tonight. Ted instantly directs Ranjit to turn the limo around to go pick Robin up. When they get Robin, Ted offers to kiss her at midnight since she won't be with her boyfriend. Robin mentions that she is starving, so Ted suggests they stop off at Gray's Papaya for hot dogs. Lily, however, has to go home to change out of her uncomfortable shoes. She and Marshall vow to find each other by midnight.
	+ The group is about to head to party number three when they spot recording artist Moby outside. Ted rolls down the window and asks Moby what he's doing, to which Moby answers that he's going to a New Year's party. Ted offers to give Moby a ride, and Moby accepts. In the limo, the gang is excited to be hanging out with Moby, and he ends up inviting them to his party. Marshall, worried about Lily, goes to party three to find her.
	+ On their way to Moby's party, Moby compliments Barney's Get Psyched Mix, agreeing that it should be "all rise." Soon after that, however, the gang quickly learns that the man they picked up is in fact *not* Moby, after he brandishes a gun and speaks erratically. Holding the gun, Not-Moby says that there's a guy at the party who owes him money. The gang eagerly drops him off at the party, wanting to get away from this crazy person. Marshall's phone, which he had left in the limo, begins ringing, and Barney answers it, and tells Lily that Marshall went looking for her at party number three. Lily doesn't see Marshall but does see someone she thinks is Moby, who also happens to have a gun. Ted quickly grabs the phone and tells Lily to get out of there. Lily runs back to the limo, and they learn that she was actually at party number four, which coincidentally was also the party that Not-Moby was going to.
	+ The limo heads for party number three to find Marshall, and Barney realizes that Not-Moby stole his Get Psyched Mix, while the limo gets a flat tire. As Ranjit goes to fix the tire, Barney begins acting melancholy and introspective, apparently lost without his Get Psyched Mix. Robin, who realizes how hard Ted has worked to make this New Year's a great night, tries to keep spirits high by singing "Shot Through The Heart", and Ted voraciously joins in. Marybeth stands up through the sun roof to "get some air." Ted joins her, apologizing for the mishaps they've faced, and Marybeth bluntly asks Ted how long he has been in love with Robin. Ted insists he isn't, but Marybeth decides to leave.
	+ With fifteen minutes until midnight, still with a flat tire, Lily decides to "call" Marshall, and starts yelling his name out of the sun roof of the limo. Eventually, she hears Marshall call back to her, as he triumphantly returns to the limo. Marshall explains that when he couldn't find Lily at party three, he walked to party number four, where he found Barney's Get Psyched Mix, and also got "Moby's" autograph on his shirt (signed "Eric"). Marshall then went to party number five, which was awesome, and they definitely need to go there. Ranjit finally fixes the flat tire, and they also learn that Natalya was actually asleep in the front seat the whole time. With eight minutes until midnight, Ranjit vows to reach party number five by midnight.
	+ Three minutes later, the limo is stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Accepting that the gang won't make it to party number five, Ted pops open a bottle of champagne and declares that the best party is inside the limousine with all of them. Right after they cheers their champagne, Derek appears at the limo's window, much to Robin's shock. As they count down to midnight, Ted leaves the limo and walks down the street.

## *`2006`*

#### January

* **January 1**
	+ Mere seconds after it struck midnight and welcomes in the new year of 2006, Robin follows him, saying that she thought they had a deal that they were going to kiss at midnight. When Ted asks about Derek, Robin says that he kept her waiting, so she can do the same. The two then share a kiss.
* **January 4**
	+ Lincoln and L.J. evade the police before being captured.
	+ Tancredi arrives in the location and rendezvouses with Scofield before being attacked by Mahone. They lure Mahone into a factory before Tancredi escapes and Scofield locks him in a chamber.
	+ Tancredi tends to Scofield's wounds, reminding him that his plan brought Bagwell back to society.
	+ Lincoln and L.J. are rescued by Aldo's men while being transferred and taken to the latter's safehouse, where they meet Aldo and a Company mole reports the situation to Kim.
	+ Bellick and Geary find torture useless but see Bagwell swallow a key and obtain it by using laxatives. They find the safety deposit box related to the key and obtain the bag before Geary betraying and attacking Bellick and taking it.
	+ Sucre gives a message to Delgado to call him; but fails to answer it because of the police being around. He gives her another message to meet him in Mexico, looking at Scofield's note.
	+ Tancredi is confronted by Kellerman.
* **January 5**
	+ Bagwell decides to recut his hand in order to escape.
	+ Since he doesn't have enough money, Scofield steals the material he needs, making him feel guilty. He goes to a church for confession before deciding to continue his plan.
* **January 6**
	+ Aldo reveals that Governor Tancredi had a tape that can prove Lincoln's innocence. They are attacked by the Company's mole, whom Lincoln kills.
	+ Aldo's associate is instructed to take L.J. somewhere safe. Mahone is freed by Kim and finds Scofield's destination.
	+ Scofield arrives at his meeting with the people who will pass him from the borders in exchange for nitroglycerine. They find out that Scofield has brought faked nitroglycerine and decide to kill him; but Sucre arrives and saves him, critically shooting their boss.
	+ Scofield allows them to leave in exchange for the location of the airstrip. As the two leave, Lincoln and Aldo arrive, with Scofield recognizing his father.
* **January 8**
	+ Bellick leaves a message for Geary threatening him.
	+ Bagwell finds and kills Geary.
	+ Kellerman tortures Tancredi, but to no avail.
	+ Kim orders him to kill her; and the former starts suffocating her.
	+ Scofield reveals that he was abused by his foster father before Aldo arrived, killed the man and saved the former.
	+ Aldo tells Scofield about the tape and that they don't need to run anymore. They are attacked by Mahone, who fatally shoots Aldo.
	+ Tancredi manages to escape from Kellerman. Kim casts Kellerman out because of his failures and removes everything that proves the latter's existence.
	+ After burying Aldo's body, Scofield and Burrows decide to stay and fight instead of running; and Sucre enters the plane alone.
* **January 11**
	+ Jon Gravelli is charged with racketeering and is deemed unfit to stand trial due to being terminally ill.
* **January 14**
	+ Two months later at the Queen Mansion, Moira Queen steps in and gives Samantha two million dollars to start a new life in Central City to raise the child, the only catch being that she has to tell Oliver that it was lost during a miscarriage leaving Oliver unaware of his fatherhood.
* **January 16**
	+ Bellick keeps lying to the police until the message he left for Geary is found, and the former is arrested for murder.
	+ Kacee finds out that they have left their daughter, Dede's medications behind.
	+ The former goes to a drugstore, where she is spotted and arrested.
	+ Mahone is late to stop the plane, but manages to find Scofield and Burrows, who try to call Tancredi, and intercepts them.
	+ Before Mahone can kill the brothers, the police arrive and arrest them. Mahone requests the police to transfer the brothers alone, which is denied.
	+ Kellerman convinces Kim to give him a chance to prove his value by the former's plan to kill the brothers during transfer. Kim instructs Mahone to kill Kellerman after the brothers are dead.
* **January 19**
	+ Bellick is convicted and chooses Fox River to be comfortable using his former colleagues; but when he arrives, he finds out that the new warden won't give him special privileges and he is sent to Avocado's cell.
	+ Bagwell starts dating a woman who works at a post office, and convinces her to find Hollander's house.
	+ The woman finds out who Bagwell is and he kills her. He shocks Hollander and enters her house.
	+ Tancredi changes her hairstyle to avoid being spotted.
	+ During transfer, the brothers escape as planned before being stopped by Kellerman and Mahone. Kellerman shoots Mahone and offers to help the brothers; and the trio escape the scene.
* **January 26**
	+ Burrows recognizes Kellerman and tries to kill him; but he convinces the brothers to trust them by revealing to know Steadman's whereabouts.
	+ The trio take a plane to Montana. Mahone tells Kim what happened; and the latter orders the transfer of Steadman; but the trio arrive in time and abduct Steadman.
* **January 29**
	+ Mahone refuses to work for the Company anymore before his son is attacked he is forced to finish his mission.
	+ Bellick is annoyed by Banks and his fellow inmates.
* **January 31**
	+ Bellick beats them up using the element of surprise. They plan revenge and at night, the shift guards, who work for Banks, open Bellick's cell for them.
	+ Bagwell stops Hollander and her children from leaving.

#### February

* **February 1**
	+ Ted worries about finding a date for his friends Claudia and Stuart's black-tie wedding. Ted remembers getting the invitation months ago and checking on his RSVP that he would be bringing a guest.
* **February 2**
	+ When Robin announces that she and her boyfriend, Derek, have broken up, Ted decides to invite her to the wedding and she accepts.
* **February 3**
	+ But when Ted runs into Claudia two days before the wedding and mentions that he is bringing a date, Claudia tells him that he did not check that he was bringing a guest on his RSVP card and she forbids him from bringing a date. Ted tries to tell Robin that he will not be able to take her to the wedding, but he chickens out when he sees Robin in the dress that she bought specially for the wedding.
* **February 4**
	+ When he tells Lily his problem, Lily suggests that Ted ask Stuart if he can bring a date. Stuart says that, of course, Ted can bring a date. Ted is excited that he and Robin will have a romantic evening that might lead to their getting together until Claudia calls to say that the wedding has been canceled. Apparently Stuart telling Claudia that he said that Ted could bring a date led to a huge argument and the couple broke up.
	+ Concerned about their friends and not wanting to disappoint Robin, who is really looking forward to the wedding, Marshall and Ted go to talk to Stuart and Lily goes to comfort Claudia at MacLaren's.
	+ Stuart tells Ted and Marshall that he realized that he missed being single. Ted tries to assure Stuart that everyone has doubts about commitment, but those doubts shouldn't keep him from getting married. But when Ted asks Marshall to back him up, Marshall tells Stuart that he shouldn't get married, that if making a commitment to Claudia wasn't easy then she isn't the one for Stuart.
	+ At MacLaren's Barney finds Claudia who is waiting for Lily and offers her fake sympathy and a lot of alcohol, trying to sleep with her. Lily pulls Barney away from Claudia just as Stuart arrives with Ted and Marshall.
	+ Because of Marshall's words, Stuart apologizes to Claudia and the couple gets back together. With a few more drinks, Claudia finally agrees to allow Ted to bring a date.
* **February 5**
	+ The night of the wedding Ted arrives at Robin's apartment to pick her up, but just before they leave Robin receives a phone call. Her producer is calling to offer her the opportunity to anchor the news that evening. Though disappointed, Ted tells her to go to work. Ted goes to the wedding alone and Claudia shows him his RSVP and it proves that, contrary to his memory, he did indeed check that he would be attending alone. Thinking that mistake revealed that he really had given up on finding someone, Ted tells Barney that he is ready to just be single when he meets eyes with a pretty woman across the room.
	+ Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily begin planning their wedding, but they disagree about what kind of ceremony to have. Lily wants an outdoor wedding while Marshall wants an indoor wedding with a band. But at Claudia and Stuart's wedding, they finally agree on something: crab puffs.
	+ Ted is disappointed that Robin was unable to attend Claudia and Stuart's wedding, because he was certain that this night would finally be the night that they'd get together. However, just as Ted is about to accept his fate as a "single guy", across the room he spots a pretty woman, their eyes meet, and they smile at each other.
	+ Ted approaches the woman, who tells him that she never hooks up with people at weddings, because the heightened romantic feelings brought on by the event are not genuine. The two begin flirting, and they decide that after tonight, they will not see each other again; they plan to make this night a perfect memory, untainted by any of the hangups that come with the "next day." They agree that they won't exchange phone numbers, emails, or even names. They plan to use fake names, and the woman introduces herself as Buttercup while Ted introduces himself as Lando Calrissian - however, moments later, Barney ruins this by calling Ted by name. The woman reveals that her name is Victoria.
	+ Ted steals a bottle of champagne while Victoria steals the bouquet. They head to another room where Victoria tap dances and Ted plays the piano. They sit side by side on the piano bench and almost kiss. Victoria says that they shouldn't kiss, because a bad kiss would ruin the romance of their evening; Victoria posits that the best part of a kiss is the moment leading up to it, just before their lips touch, which she refers to as a "drumroll."
	+ They return to the empty ballroom for one last dance. Ted tells Victoria that there is a flaw to their plan: while this night will be a great memory, it will be overshadowed by one bad memory, the memory of Victoria leaving and Ted never seeing her again. Victoria tells Ted to close his eyes and count to five, and when he does so, she's gone.
* **February 6**
	+ The next morning, at the apartment, Ted tells Marshall and Lily that he just had the most amazing night of his life. Ted then tells the story about his night. Marshall and Lily interrupt the story to tell Ted that this is a terrible idea. Ted continues his story.
	+ Ted's story is interrupted again when Marshall and Lily tell him that Victoria sounds amazing and that he is an idiot for not getting her information. Marshall mentions that he ate the best cake he's ever had in his life at that wedding, and he will do whatever it takes to track that cake down and have more of it. Ted agrees that she is amazing, and realizes that he has to see her again. All that Ted knows about her is that her name is Victoria though, so he decides to call Claudia, who is currently on her honeymoon, to try to find out who Victoria is. Claudia tells him that no one on the guest list was named Victoria. Ted then asks Barney to ask the bridesmaid he hooked up with if she knew who Victoria was, but she doesn't know either. Ted then accepts it was his fate to never see Victoria again.
	+ Robin comes to the apartment and tells Lily that she has a new gig as the new substitute weekend anchor on the news. Lily then tells Robin about Ted's romantic evening with Victoria at the wedding, and Robin admits that she knows who Victoria is. Robin tells Lily that she showed up to the reception after getting off work to surprise Ted, but she saw Ted and Victoria together on the piano bench, almost kissing. Robin goes and cries in the bathroom, and Victoria hears her and goes to comfort her by giving her the bouquet. Robin says she doesn't know why she was crying, and Lily tells her that it's because she has feelings for Ted.
	+ Robin finally admits that she does like Ted, but also points out that they still both want different things. Robin resolves to tell Ted about Victoria, so that he can be happy. Lily suggests that she could tell him that she has feelings for him, which would make both of them happy. Robin leaves, unsure of what to do.
	+ At the bar, Ted, Barney, Marshall, and Lily are drinking when Robin arrives and asks to talk to Ted. Ted then receives a phone call from Claudia who apologizes for snapping at him on the phone earlier. Marshall tells Ted to ask Claudia where she got the cake from, and Claudia tells Ted that she got it from a bakery called the Buttercup Bakery. Remembering that Victoria gave the fake name "Buttercup", Ted realizes that she wasn't on the guest list because she made the cake. Marshall is excited by this, and tells Ted she must move in with them immediately. Lily tries to stop Ted from going after her, so that Robin can tell him how she feels, but Robin ultimately decides to let him go.
	+ Ted then remembers the end of his evening with Victoria. Sitting outside her bakery in a taxi cab, Ted wonders if he really should go inside to meet her. He wonders if this perfect memory is something that both he and Victoria needed in their lives. As he ponders this for way too long, Barney tells him to make a decision already. Ted goes inside, where he sees Victoria. She exclaims "thank god" and the two share a passionate kiss.
* **February 7**
	+ Bruce Banner tries to contact Betty Ross, but the email is intercepted by the military and she never receives it.
* **February 10**
	+ Ted and Victoria have begun dating, and they spend their first weekend together holed up in Ted's bedroom. Marshall and Lily assume they have been in there having sex the whole time, but Ted informs them that they only just met each other, so they want to wait; they plan to wait one month before having sex. Marshall calls him on this, saying that this must be Victoria's idea, and Ted confirms this.
* **February 14**
	+ Marshall and Lily are celebrating their nine year anniversary, and plan to go to a fancy bed and breakfast, which is four hours away, and has strict guidelines, such as breakfast at 7 am. Marshall also mentions that it is going to rain. As they are about to leave for the trip, Lily and Marshall decide to bail and just stay home.
* **February 15**
	+ Kellerman reveals that they have removed Steadman's identification documents and had him surged so that no one can recognize the latter now; but Scofield calls the press in order to reveal the truth anyway.
	+ Steadman takes a gun and kills himself. The police arrive and surround the motel.
	+ The trio manage to escape by taking the filmer hostage. Bellick is revealed to have been beaten up and is told to keep his mouth shut.
	+ The filmer returns to the network building with his cassette and the network broadcasts it, in which Burrows restates his innocence and the brothers reveal the Company's actions and the truth about Oscar Shales. They are revealed to be transferring some messages, all of which Mahone deduces to be meaningless except one for Tancredi.
* **February 18**
	+ Mahone asks Bellick to decipher that message and the latter agrees with the condition of being transferred to administrative segregation.
	+ Patoshik befriends a girl and realizes that she is abused by her father and kills the man.
	+ Sucre has dinner with an old man and the man allows him to take his car in order to reach Delgado.
	+ Tancredi calls the hospital in which the trio are waiting for her while Kellerman is called by a woman sounding to be President Reynolds, who asks him to deliver the brothers.
	+ The trio unite with Tancredi, who tells Scofield what Kellerman did to her; but Kellerman regains his position by revealing that Tancredi's key belongs to a private club in Chicago.
* **February 22**
	+ Michael, Lincoln, Sara and Kellerman board a train, in which Tancredi tries to kill Kellerman anyway.
	+ The police catch four people who jump out of the train, but realize that they are not Scofield's team and the real four leave the station in Chicago.
	+ Hollander has a guest and Bagwell decides to move the family outside the city.
	+ While Benjamin and Dede are in a diner, it is attacked by a mentally unstable robber. Benjamin tries to solve the situation peacefully; but he finally attacks and locks the robber and the others help him escape the police with Dede.
	+ Mahone fails to convince the warden for Bellick's request, but offers Bellick freedom in exchange for doing the former's dirty work, which the latter accepts. He finds Patoshik and chases him to the top of a tower.
	+ Mahone arrives and allows Patoshik to kill himself as Kim has ordered the death of all the escapees.
	+ Kellerman finds out that the woman on the phone is not Reynolds and gets determined to help the brothers Scofield and Tancredi arrive in the club.
* **February 23**
	+ Scofield and Tancredi are spotted and escape the club without recovering the tape.
	+ The four find out that Pope is a member and Scofield convinces him to get the tape in exchange for surrendering.
	+ After Pope gets the tape, Kim arrives to claim it; but Scofield, Burrows and Tancredi save him and leave Kellerman behind. Pope tells Scofield that the tape is valid and that he doesn't need to surrender.
	+ Bagwell brings Hollander's family to his childhood house, where he was abused by his father.
	+ Hollander refuses to stay with Bagwell and he locks them in the basement; but he finally decides to free them and leave.
	+ Benjamin takes Dede to a hospital before escaping with her. He takes her to a doctor, but doesn't allow him to inject her anesthetics because of the pain.
	+ Benjamin finally surrenders and makes a deal with Mahone to deliver Scofield in exchange for Kacee's freedom and Dede's health care.
	+ Sucre finds Delgado in Ixtapa and the two escape the police.
* **February 25**
	+ Sheldon has an ear infection, causing him and his three friends to create a protocol they call "Cody Milky Green".

#### March

* **March 3**
	+ After dating for three weeks, Ted only has to wait one more week. Victoria then remembers that she will be out of town the next week, so they decide to have sex that night. Ted eagerly tells the taxi cab driver to head for his apartment.
	+ Lily and Marshall are at the apartment, and are brushing their teeth in the bathroom. Ted and Victoria arrive, thinking that Lily and Marshall are out of town, and they begin their romantic evening in the living room. Lily and Marshall are forced to hide in the bathroom until Ted and Victoria move to Ted's bedroom.
	+ Meanwhile, Robin has been left alone and is hanging out with her friend who was once again dumped. She sees Barney at MacLaren's, and, once her friend starts making out with a random guy, she decides she will be Barney's "bro" for the evening.
	+ Back at the apartment, Lily and Marshall watch on as Ted and Victoria take an excruciatingly long time to begin their lovemaking, with Ted making pretentious comments about the beauty of fleeting moments. Victoria tells Ted that she wants to know him, to know his "*soul*", nauseating Lily and Marshall. Ted receives a phone call, and quickly dismisses it. Seeing this new relationship blossom, Lily starts to feel like she and Marshall no longer have that spark that Ted and Victoria have, and worries that they have run out of "firsts."
	+ Robin meets Barney at a cigar lounge, having suited up, and she orders her own scotch and cigar, impressing Barney. Barney then suggests they go play laser tag, which Robin agrees to. After having a great time at laser tag, they head back to the bar. Robin sets up Barney with a girl, while Barney wants to set Robin up with a lesbian. Barney bails on the girl, however, saying "no bro left behind." The two decide to leave to go play Battleship.
	+ Marshall and Lily are still stuck in the bathroom, and Lily becomes worried because she has to pee, something she has never done in front of Marshall. Lily eventually does pee in front of him, but they get through it. Lily flushes the toilet, so they think their cover must have been blown, so they leave the bathroom, but they find the living room empty. Marshall comforts Lily and tells her that they still have plenty of "firsts" and that their relationship is not getting stale.
	+ Back at Robin's apartment, Barney mistook her invitation to play Battleship as an invitation to have sex. Barney says that he got Ted's blessing to hook up with her, revealing that the phone call that Ted had received earlier was from Barney, who asked if he would be cool with him hooking up with Robin, which Ted was mostly dismissive of. Robin is disappointed that Ted didn't seem bothered by this, and Barney realizes that she likes Ted. The two begin playing Battleship, and Robin asks Barney not to tell Ted.
* **March 10**
	+ The group plays games on game night together. Marshall is unbelievably proficient at all forms of all games that they play. Therefore, they decide that Marshall should be the game moderator. Marshall takes this to mean that he is given the liberty to create fun new games for game night. Because Ted asked Marshall to not interrogate his new girlfriend, Victoria, Marshall creates a game called "Marshgammon", which has rules bent around the idea of getting to know her better. Nobody really understands the game, beyond the fact that every time someone says "What?" they have to drink.
	+ Lily mentions a girl named Shannon whom she ran into. Barney immediately becomes agitated upon hearing her name, but denies the existence of this girl, even after Lily says that she remembers him. Lily says that she got a video tape from Shannon. Barney takes the tape in her hand and destroys it in the kitchen of the apartment. Lily tells him that the tape he just destroyed was Ted's graduation, and the real tape was hidden in her purse. The group watches the tape, which shows a long-haired Barney, weeping as he sings a song to Shannon. Barney steals the tape and runs out of the apartment.
	+ Later, they all meet up at the bar where Barney eventually tells the group his most embarrassing story in pieces after they each tell embarrassing stories of their own. Barney reveals to the group his first, and supposedly only, relationship with another girl. Before he became "awesome", he intended to go to the Peace Corps with his girlfriend, Shannon. She describes being in the Peace Corps with him as "legendary". They were both very environmentally aware.
	+ One day, a man in a suit entered the coffee shop where the two of them work and orders coffee. He and Barney talk about his girlfriend. Barney feels that the man is rude, stating, "Women aren't objects; they're human beings." They do not go to the Peace Corps. Shannon lies to Barney and breaks up with him, saying that her father does not want her to go. In reality, the man from the coffee shop hooked up with her, and she wants to move on from Barney. After seeing them kissing, and hearing her explain that he was her boyfriend, Barney loses his hitherto optimistic outlook on life. He composes a video cassette of him singing to her to get her back. Some time later, in the cafe, Shannon, now wearing a suit, comes back to get her last paycheck. Barney is happy to see her, and runs up to talk to her. He asked if she got the tape, and her boyfriend, the man from before, replies affirmatively. Shannon's new boyfriend mocks Barney for his embarrassing video. The shock of discovering the identity of the boyfriend causes Barney to stumble, and he storms out the cafe in tears to avoid his teasing. He is walking down the street when someone shoves a flyer advertising suits with the slogan "SUIT UP!" Barney then becomes "awesome" and transforms his appearance to that of the modern-day Barney. He cuts his hair, shaves his face, and buys what is likely his first suit.
	+ Marshall tells his most embarrassing story first, recounting the time he went to Lily's Kindergarten class to see Lily, but they were all outside at recess (probably). He then needed to go to the restroom. However, the toilet in the restroom was a smaller toilet that he wasn't used to, so he sits down, and he doesn't realize it's a shared restroom until a little boy walks in on him. He flees the restroom surprised and trips over and falls forgetting to pull up his pants, just as Lily and the younger kids return and all the little kids point and laugh at him. Lily adds "And the kids still call him Funny Butt." The next time Barney stops his story, Robin begins her story of falling in horse poop, but Barney rejects it as he already knows that story. Victoria then tells her story. Ted refuses to repeat it for his kids, only saying it involves a hot tub and a squeeze bottle of marshmallow topping. Next up is Lily, telling the story of the time she and Marshall were having "floor sex", not realizing Marshall's mom was still on the phone they'd forgotten to hang up and could hear everything. Finally came Ted. He begins to tell "the Green Testicle Story", but Barney interrupts, saying he wants the story of the Re-return. Ted explains that after the events of his disastrous first date with Robin, he, Barney, and Ranjit were drinking at the bar. Ted declares he's going to kiss Robin, but instead vomited on her doormat. Robin thinks it's sweet that he re-returned for her, but this puts some distance between Ted and Victoria, who had been previously unaware of Ted's feelings for Robin. Barney is amused that he got Ted to admit this and as a present, he decides to conclude his piece of the story of when he saw Shannon. He reveals after he stormed out of the apartment, and before he came to the bar, he went to Shannon, and caught up with her. He details that she wanted to make amends and reveals her talk of breaking up with Greg, being a mother, and notes if he stayed with her that could be his life. Lily tried to comfort him on feeling empty. However, he voices his joy at his bachelor life and lack of responsibilities like Shannon, stating he dodged a bullet with that life. He then states he had sex with Shannon after the talk. Barney proves it to a skeptical Lily by showing the gang and Victoria a video of the encounter on his phone. Barney says Shannon gave her number, but he declares that he won't call her, as revenge for her leaving him. He leaves overzealous by his actions, while Marshall states Barney wins the game, something everyone agrees with.
	+ At the end, Ted talks to Victoria about the night and she reveals that she got over it, and Ted bought Robin a new doormat.
* **March 16**
	+ The trio listen to the recording and Lincoln finds a lawyer affiliated with Aldo's group. They arrange a meeting with the lawyer, where a man arrives and Burrows makes sure he is not followed and then leads him to Scofield.
	+ Tancredi is approached by Bennett, who convinces her that he doesn't work for the Company.
	+ The two find the real lawyer and try to warn the brothers; but Scofield has already found out and escapes.
	+ The lawyer listens to the recording and states that its contents will not exonerate Burrows, but can be used to prosecute Reynolds; and the brothers decide to blackmail Reynolds with it to get pardoned.
	+ Bagwell assumes an identity and takes a plane to Mexico.
	+ Sucre and Maricruz arrive at his aunt's. Bellick convinces Sanchez to reveal Sucre's whereabouts.
	+ Kellerman meets his sister and says goodbye to her, intending to kill the president.
	+ Franklin sends several messages to Scofield's website, but receives no reply. Mahone gets a lead on Scofield and instructs Franklin to kill himself.
	+ Franklin is saved by the guards and is interrogated by agent Wheeler, who works with internal affairs against Mahone.
* **March 17**
	+ Reynolds gets a note from Scofield about the tape before the agents abduct him to a room; and Kellerman leaves the scene.
	+ Kim starts torturing him until Reynolds arrives and demands to hear the recording.
	+ Burrows plays it on the phone, revealing an incestuous relationship between Reynolds and Steadman.
	+ Reynolds agrees to pardon the brothers.
	+ Bagwell arrives in Mexico and has a fight with a guard. Sucre sees him on TV and leaves to claim the money; but when he returns, Bellick captures him and he tells him about the money Bagwell has.
	+ Mahone finds Tancredi and fails to make her talk. She escapes and this is revealed to be Mahone's plan so that agent Lang can follow her.
	+ Before Reynolds moves to her press conference, Kim states that they know her secrets too.
	+ Reynolds announces her resignation, ruining Scofield's plan and the brothers decide to disappear.
* **March 21**
	+ Twitter is founded.
* **March 24**
	+ The brothers get in a ship headed to Panama and await Tancredi, who is arrested by the FBI. Mahone is obsessed with Scofield's plan and finds the last phase to be in Panama.
	+ Internal affairs agent Sullins makes a deal with Franklin to expose Mahone. Franklin is given witness protection with his family.
	+ Kim reports the situation to an old man. Kim offers to help Mahone disappear if he finishes his mission, with Bagwell being the exception.
	+ Mahone travels to Panama. Bagwell kills a prostitute who insults Hollander and narrowly escapes from Sucre and Bellick.
	+ Sucre tries to get rid of Bellick; but the latter reveals that Delgado is locked and won't be freed until he finds the money.
	+ Bagwell meets another prostitute.
* **March 26**
	+ Backed by Kourtney and Khloe, Kim Kardashian disown Lucifer Morningstar as her father, with Kylie and Kendall being the only two defending him.
* **March 31**
	+ Michael and Lincoln arrive in Panama.
	+ Scofield gets the boat he had ordered before getting incarcerated and the brothers start to sail before Scofield getting a message on his website from Sucre about Bagwell's situation, which is actually sent by Mahone.
	+ Scofield leaves Burrows and arrives at the hotel Bagwell is staying. He reunites with Sucre and Bellick and they decide to work together to reach their goals. They lock the Company agents outside after following Bagwell to another location and enter the house, where Bagwell has put a dead body and called the police, who arrive and arrest Bellick while the others escape, having captured Bagwell.
	+ Mahone has been tailing Scofield too, but is intercepted by Burrows, who wants revenge for Aldo's death.

#### April

* **April 2**
	+ Kellerman attempts to kill himself; but his gun is jammed and his sister states that he can begin anew.
	+ Bagwell escapes on the way to the embassy, with Sucre getting wounded.
	+ Scofield locks Bagwell for the police to capture him and leaves with the money.
	+ In the meantime, Tancredi is nearly convicted in the court until Kellerman arrives to testify for her.
	+ Scofield arrives at the boat before Mahone calling and telling him to bring the money and the boat in exchange for Burrows.
* **April 3**
	+ Scofield convinces a local drug-selling group to help him.
	+ Kellerman reveals his missions and Burrows and Tancredi's innocence. She is exonerated and Kellerman is arrested.
	+ Scofield arrives with boat to the warehouse Mahone is keeping Burrows. Mahone calls the police and reports a murder. Kim arrives and a fight ensues between his men and Mahone. The brothers escape and Mahone gets in the boat before the police arriving and finding drugs in it, leading to Mahone's arrest.
* **April 6**
	+ Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster files a lawsuit against Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts and wins the case.
* **April 7**
	+ Ted and Victoria have been dating for two months, and they are having a great time together. She is offered a fellowship to a culinary institute in Germany. They agree that long distance relationships do not work, so their only options are Victoria stays in New York to be with Ted or they break up. They decide to think about it.
	+ Marshall has a job interview for an internship at the NRDC, but his only suit has holes in it. Barney offers to introduce him to his tailor, but Marshall is too broke to buy a new suit. Barney insists that his "guy" will give him a good deal. Marshall, Barney, and Ted go to the tailor where Marshall gets fitted for a suit. Ted wonders what he should do about Victoria, and Marshall tells him that long distance relationships never work. He recalls how when Lily did a summer art program in Paris during college she had a male friend named Gabriel, who had a thin mustache, so Marshall intimidated him and told him to stay away from Lily. Marshall says that even though he and Lily are soulmates, long distance almost ended their relationship; Marshall advises Ted that if he thinks Victoria might be his soulmate, he should tell her to stay. Ted decides to tell Victoria to go to Germany, because asking her to stay would put too much pressure on their new relationship. However, when Ted meets Victoria for dinner, he changes his mind on the spot and tells her he wants her to stay.
	+ While the guys are at the tailor, Lily, Robin, and Victoria are shopping for wedding dresses for Lily. Robin is having trouble being nice to Victoria, since she still has feelings for Ted. Victoria says she doesn't want to lose Ted, and has even considered dating long distance, but Lily tells her that it doesn't work. Lily tells the girls about when she did the summer art program in Paris, and felt really lonely, her only friend was a homely girl named Gabrielle who was embarrassed by her mustache. For some unknown reason, about halfway through the program, Gabrielle stopped talking to Lily. Later, Robin decides to give Victoria some advice in regards to Ted. Robin admits that she always puts her career ahead of her relationships, and that it can get pretty lonely. She encourages her to stay with Ted, which Victoria agrees she will do. Lily comes out wearing a much too expensive dress, and accidentally ruins it when she sits on a cake. She is forced to use multiple credit cards to pay for the damage.
	+ When Victoria is at dinner with Ted, however, she also changes her mind at the last second and declares that she needs to go to Germany. The two then have a heated discussion about what they should do next, and they ultimately decide to break up. The next day Ted is moping about his breakup with Victoria, but Marshall tells him that since she's still in town for one more day they should have one last amazing day together, which Ted does. They end up having sex the entire day.
	+ Barney gives Marshall the bill for his brand new suit, which is $4,000. Barney had tricked Marshall into buying an expensive suit so that he would interview for a job at Barney's place of work, which, after learning that Lily ruined an $8,000 dress, Marshall accepts Barney's offer.
* **April 8**
	+ The next day, Ted drops Victoria off at the airport. They still both have feelings for each other, and just before Victoria leaves they decide they will try to date long distance. Future Ted tells his kids that this was a terrible idea, and that long distance dating absolutely does not work, but he'll get to that later.
* **April 10**
	+ Marshall starts his internship at Barney's company, AltruCell, and hates his coworkers in the legal department. They tease him about Lily making his lunch and Marshall is uncomfortable with the fictional scenarios that they construct that make Marshall choose between two women. At the end of his first day, Marshall is ready to quit, but Barney manipulates him into staying. Barney convinces Marshall that he would be happier knowing that he could provide a better life for Lily with a bigger income. Marshall asks Barney for advice on how to deal with his coworkers, and Barney suggests behaving more like his coworkers and blending. When Marshall tells Lily about his plan, Lily doesn't think that it's a good idea, but Marshall thinks that he can keep his work persona separate from his real personality.
* **April 13**
	+ Robin spoke at Lily's kindergarten class about her career. One of the children asked her about her romantic life and Robin felt threatened when she has to answer that she doesn't have a boyfriend. Then Barney wows the kids with his fire magic.
	+ Barney shows Marshall how to act like the guys at work and Marshall gains their acceptance. Marshall's work persona begins to bleed over into his home life to Lily's displeasure. Marshall asks Lily to give his work friends a chance and they go out to a karaoke bar. Lily is not having a good time and when Marshall accepts a job offer at Barney's company Lily leaves the table. Lily asks Marshall when he decided to give up his values. He says that he hasn't abandoned his values but he wants to make good money for a couple of years so that he can give Lily a better life. Lily tells him that he can give her a great life with what he has already. The two make up by performing their favorite karaoke song on stage.
	+ Meanwhile, Ted struggles with his long-distance relationship with Victoria. He feels guilty that Victoria has sent him three care packages and he hasn't sent her any. When he calls to thank her for the most recent care package, he impulsively says that he sent her a care package a few days ago. Ted asks Robin for advice about how to cover up his lie. Robin suggests that he assemble a care package with New York-themed things and top off the package with a New York Times from three days ago. When Victoria calls Ted to thank him for the care package, he accidentally falls asleep on the phone.
	+ Feeling guilty and frustrated, Ted plans to fly to Germany to visit Victoria. But when he is buying his ticket, Victoria sends him an email telling him that they need to talk that evening. Ted worries that Victoria is going to break up with him, but Robin reassures him that he is worried for no reason.
	+ That evening Robin's coworker, Sandy Rivers, told her that they should have sex, making it clear that he has no interest in pursuing a relationship with her.
	+ Robin came home, drank a very large glass of wine, and decide to call Ted.
	+ The phone call from Victoria is four hours late. The phone rings, with Ted answering it, and Robin is on the other end, asking if he wants to come over.
	+ When Robin calls, Ted is awaiting a phone call from Victoria, who told him they needed to talk. Victoria didn't call when expected and Ted believes it to be an inevitable break-up call, so he agrees to come over, even though he knows that Robin might be asking for more than just a friend. He tries to rationalize the situation on his way to Robin's apartment and he has conversations with his subconscious, which appears as Victoria. He tells Victoria that nothing will happen, but Victoria doesn't believe him. Ted calls Marshall for a second opinion, and Marshall tries to convince him not to go, reminding him of what his mother says. When Marshall's attempts to dissuade Ted do not work, Lily takes the phone and tells Ted that he can't go to Robin's, something will happen because Robin has feelings for Ted. Ted is stunned that Robin likes him and tells Lily that he won't go to Robin's apartment. Lily hangs up the phone thinking that she convinced Ted, but Marshall and Barney both know that Lily just helped convince Ted to go to Robin's. Ted arrives at Robin's and they make awkward small talk about their shared model of cell phone. When Robin asks how his conversation with Victoria went, Ted lies and says that they broke up.
	+ At the karaoke bar, Lily urges Marshall to go home, but Barney decides to prove to Lily and Marshall that good things can happen after 2 a.m. Barney invites a Korean Elvis impersonator to come with the group to MacLaren's. Marshall calls Ted to invite him, and Ted admits to Marshall that he is at Robin's and just lied about breaking up with Victoria. Marshall and Lily convince Ted that he needs to leave before he starts a relationship with Robin while still involved with Victoria. Ted tries to leave, but as he and Robin say good-bye they kiss.
	+ Ted and Robin make out on the couch and Robin asks if they should move into the bedroom. Ted excuses himself and goes to the bathroom to call Victoria. His imaginary Victoria appears and asks him if he really thinks it's a good idea to break up with his girlfriend with the woman who he is about to have sex with in the next room.
	+ While Ted wrestles with his conscience, Marshall and Lily try to head home from MacLaren's, but Barney again pleads with them to stay because they have not done something legendary yet. Korean Elvis also tries to convince them to stay, whispering something into Lily's ear, which causes her to knee him in the groin. After a few seconds of silence, Barney then proclaims that the night has become legendary by asking "Hey you guys, remember the time that Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards?".
	+ Back in Robin's bathroom, Ted acknowledges to Victoria that he owes her a real break-up call. But when Victoria asks if Ted is going to go home, he asks if it will really matter if he sleeps with Robin the night before he breaks up with Victoria. He is tired of pretending that he isn't in love with Robin, and he admits that he just wants to get laid. Just as he has convinced himself that sleeping with Robin is OK, Ted realizes that he has Robin's phone. When he emerges from the bathroom, Robin is hanging up his phone (having answered thinking it was hers), having just finished talking with Victoria. Furious that Ted lied to her and was willing to sleep with her while involved with someone else, Robin gives him his phone telling him to call her back.
	+ As Ted heads back to his apartment, he finally calls Victoria and the two break up. Future Ted reminds his kids that nothing good happens after 2 a.m., and says that lying to Robin was the stupidest thing he ever did. Finally, Ted gets home and does what he should have done at the start of the evening... goes to bed, although it's clear neither he nor Robin will be getting any sleep.
* **April 16**
	+ A story that Robin did on her news channel was nominated for a Local Area Media Award (or as Lily calls it, a LAMA - pronounced LAME-a), and Robin has invited everyone to come to the awards banquet. Since she notified everyone three months in advance, Ted told her he would be bringing Victoria. Right before the awards banquet, Ted ended his relationship with Victoria and ruined his chances with Robin at the same time, and is wondering if he should still bring a date.
* **April 17**
	+ Barney suggests getting Ted a prostitute as a date, which Ted immediately dismisses. Barney shows up a bit later with a stunning blonde-haired woman named Mary for Ted, and Ted again refuses until he sees Robin's date for the banquet: Sandy Rivers, the guy who reads the newspaper on the news show every morning and requests that he always be referred to by his full name. Ted then agrees, and Mary is his date for the evening.
	+ At the banquet, Ted finds himself more and more attracted to Mary, who claims to be a paralegal at a law firm downtown. Ted tries to talk to Robin to restore their friendship, but fails. Robin wins the award, and thanks all of her friends for coming and supporting her, except Ted. Meanwhile, Barney has got Ted a room in the hotel for the night, and Ted is beginning to think about whether he and Mary should actually go up to the room. Marshall tries to stop him, but without success. Ted and Mary head up to the room, while Robin and Sandy Rivers get a cab. Shortly afterward, Robin returns, reiterating that she does not date co-workers, and she brought Sandy Rivers only to make Ted jealous, and Marshall tells her that Ted brought Mary to make Robin jealous. Marshall then (in an oddly telepathic manner) tells Lily that Mary is a prostitute, and Lily, who is asleep, wakes up and asks if Mary is indeed an escort. After a minute, Barney reveals that Mary is not really a prostitute, but actually a paralegal that lives in his building. Ted does not know this, and Mary eventually slaps him and leaves when Ted insists that she's a prostitute.
	+ At the bar, Barney insists to Ted that the reason he got on so well with Mary was because he thought he was on to a sure thing anyway, but Ted reveals that he's had the last laugh by never checking out of the hotel room, and leaves to increase the already hefty bill on Barney's credit card.

* **April 20**
	+ Marshall finds out that Van Smoot, the dream place where Marshall and Lily would like to have their wedding, is suddenly available. They rush over and take the opening, but that sets the date of Marshall and Lily's wedding, which would be in 2 months. Lily is stressed out about everything, even to the point of almost being a bridezilla, and all she can think about is her wedding.
	+ Marshall finds a possible band for the wedding, The 88, but Lily will not sign off on them until she hears them play Marshall and Lily's song ("Good Feeling" by The Violent Femmes), and the only way she can hear them is if she sneaks into a high school prom. Thus, Lily goes along with an idea of Barney's, and decides to sneak in with Robin and Barney (Barney suggests the idea because he thinks there will be no issues for them sneaking in, since he tells Lily, "I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep, and you have statutory written all over you."). Robin is excited, because she never got to go to prom in high school due to hockey tournaments. When they arrive, they find tight security, so Lily and Robin offer to be the dates of two nerdy high school seniors, while Barney decides to find another way in.
	+ Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall are stuffing wedding invitations on their "Guys Night Out" until Robin calls Marshall and asks him to bring the sheet music of "Good Feeling" to Lily. Lily remembers her senior prom and all she had thought she'd experience but never did, and begins to have doubts about getting married, since she never achieved a lot of what she wanted to do in life. She tells this to Robin, who convinces her that she is marrying her best friend in the world, and that she could possibly be an artist and live an artist's lifestyle later in life, and then kisses her on the lips to give Lily the "lesbian experience" she never had.
	+ Ted and Marshall sneak in the back, and find Barney dressed as a turtle mascot. Marshall asks the senior who is Lily's date for the night where she is, and he pulls out a pair of Nunchaku and hits Marshall with them. Ted then tackles the senior to show Marshall that he will always have his back in a fight. The two seniors, Marshall, Ted, and Barney are taken outside, but Marshall and Ted sneak back in when Barney grabs the head of the turtle mascot suit and runs off. Marshall and Lily dance together, and agree to have The 88 play at the wedding, while Ted dances with Robin, who now wants to try to restore their friendship.

* **April 23**
	+ Spotify is launched.
* **April 25**
	+ Ted's 28th birthday is celebrated in the bar. Wendy warns him that his plate is very hot but Lily has to touch it for herself to know for sure. Barney presents his gift to Ted, which is the "Greatest Pickup Line of All Time."
* **April 26**
	+ The next morning, Ted gets a call from Love Solutions (the matchmaker service that Ted had signed up for in *Matchmaker*), saying that they have found him a match. He goes and asks what is happening, since he thought that Love Solutions no longer existed. Ted finds out the company has merely changed hands, and has found him a perfect woman who meets all of the standards on his checklist. He asks them to set it up.
	+ Meanwhile, Barney wants Marshall to help him wage a prank war against Clark Butterfield, a man who is Barney's target in such pranks. Marshall is appointed to help Barney with the mischief. Marshall realizes that even though he hates his job he would not be able to have fun like this with Barney anywhere else.
	+ Lily has found out about an art fellowship in San Francisco, and decides to apply, even though it could ruin the wedding plans. She is forced to reveal her plans and call Ted when a tire on Marshall's car goes flat. She tells Ted that she is still having doubts about marrying Marshall and wants to see if she can get into this art fellowship and see what happens. Ted tries to convince her not to go to the required interview in *New Haven*. Lily knows it is a mistake but she has to know for sure if she can do it, and leaves Ted on the side of the road quite far from town. Ted sends her an angry message but reminds her to pick up milk on the way home. He calls Barney, but Barney puts Marshall on the phone and Ted claims it was a prank because he does not want Marshall to know why he was all the way out in Duchess County.
	+ Robin (who has gotten ill-advised highlights in her hair) eventually comes to get Ted, and takes him back to the bar so that he can be there for his date with the perfect woman. Ted daydreams about his wedding day and sees Robin trying to restrain her sadness at not being his bride, and he realizes he doesn't want a perfect woman anymore - he wants Robin.
	+ Back in the apartment, Ted asks Lily if she got the "Milk" - not wanting to give away to Marshall about the interview - and Lily confirms she got it but claims she doesn't want it.

#### May

* **May 1**
	+ Bagwell is revealed to have been collaborating with the Company, but they leave him to go to jail.
* **May 8**
	+ The brothers arrive in another boat Scofield has bought and find Tancredi, who reveals that Burrows is exonerated thanks to Kellerman's testimony.
	+ Kim arrives and is fatally shot by Tancredi. The police arrive and they start running.
	+ Scofield takes Tancredi hostage in order to get arrested and she be left alone. Tancredi disappears before Burrows can find her.
* **May 12**
	+ Bellick tells Sucre to free him in order to find Delgado.
	+ Kellerman's transfer vehicle is attacked by masked men.
	+ Scofield and Mahone arrive in Sona Prison. The General states that this was exactly what they wanted.
* **May 14**
	+ On his way back to Canada from South America, Bruce Banner is sighted when he transforms into the Hulk.
* **May 27**
	+ Bruce Banner is spotted via satellite recon photo in Canada.
* **May 28**
	+ Hulk is sighted by locals in Canada, who mistake him for a "Green Sasquatch".
* **May 30**
	+ Ted, having given up his previous date with his supposedly perfect match, has decided to pursue Robin yet again. Barney (acting on behalf of the Universe) slaps Ted, telling him it's a bad idea. Ted tells them that he will try only one more time, and if it does not work out, he will accept that it is not meant to be. He then surprises her in her apartment with candy, flowers, and a blue string quartet (in reference to the Blue French horn he stole for her on their first date).
	+ Robin, while surprised, cannot give Ted a definite answer, especially after he learned that Robin's company camping trip is back on and Sandy Rivers is trying to date her now that he is moving on to CNN. Ted finally accuses Robin of ignoring her true feelings and urges her to "touch the ground", but it fails to win her over. Ted walks out frustrated, but breaks his promise by trying to get Robin again by doing a rain dance.
* **May 31**
	+ After he convinces a girl Barney hooked up with twice to help him (as she has a Ph.D in Native American studies), Ted tries to do a rain dance, which ultimately proves successful, and he then goes over to Robin's. Ted yells up to her from the street, telling her to come down (alluding to his previous demands for her to "touch the ground"), and the two finally become a couple.
	+ While Ted is finally finding success, Marshall is encountering the opposite. After having learned about Lily's acceptance into an art fellowship in San Francisco, he begins to worry that their relationship is in danger. Marshall and Lily argue almost non-stop as to what will happen and Lily reveals that, despite having promised herself she would not go, she actually wants to, even though the wedding is only weeks away. Due to the length of their arguments, Marshall and Lily have developed a "pause function", allowing them to temporarily drop the argument to do something else. As the argument reaches a head, Lily tries to pause the argument but Marshall refuses, which leads to the two having sex.

#### June

* **June 1**
	+ Ted heads back in a cab from Robin's apartment.
	+ Ted's high spirits quickly dampen when he finds Marshall sitting on the steps of the apartment complex in the rain, with Lily having gone to San Francisco and called off the engagement.
	+ Ted comforts him, knowing that Marshall has lost the only girl he had ever loved.
* **June 7**
	+ The military loses Bruce Banner, who eventually arrives in Eastern Nunavut near Greenland, in the Arctic Circle to commit suicide in a place where his body would not be found. In the Arctic, Bruce tries to shoot himself in the mouth. However, the attempt fails and he turns into Hulk, who spits out the bullet, and Bruce wakes up afterwards.
* **June 19**
	+ Penny Teller moves to Pasadena.
* **June 23**
	+ Over the summer, Ted is extremely happy now he has finally started a relationship with Robin, while Marshall is wallowing in depression over his break-up with Lily, to the point he can't even eat pancakes on Sunday (Pancake Day) because they remind him of her. Barney has a miserable summer, being forced to put up with Ted's happiness or Marshall's crying.
* **June 26**
	+ Penny Teller starts dating Kurt O'Hollivan.

#### July

* **July 2**
	+ Ted, Robin and Barney discuss Marshall's extreme sadness at MacLaren's.
* **July 4**
	+ Ted and Robin has a movie night, after which, Marshall attempts to call Lily, but is stopped by Ted.
* **July 5**
	+ Marshall calls Lily only to discover Lily has changed her number.
* **July 10**
	+ William Clayton is born to Samantha Clayton and Oliver Queen, with her telling him that she lost him in a miscarriage months prior.
* **July 11**
	+ After 40 days, Marshall has yet to leave the apartment and Robin, Ted, and Barney discuss the situation.
* **July 12**
	+ Barney takes Marshall to a strip club, telling him that he hasn't gotten over Lily yet because he can still picture her naked. Barney says that he needs to replace the naked pictures of Lily in his head with pictures of other naked women.
* **July 15**
	+ Ted takes Marshall to a Yankees-Indians baseball game, but when a couple becomes engaged a few rows down from them Marshall freaks out and throws a hot dog at the couple. Later, security escorts him out of the stadium.
* **July 17**
	+ Robin, who has hidden the fact that she likes guns from Ted, finally takes Marshall to a firing range, and they shoot some rounds, which cheers him up a little.
* **July 18**
	+ Penny Teller gains a job at the Cheesecake Factory.
* **July 19**
	+ Timothy Drake is born to Jack and Janet Drake in Gotham City.
* **July 26**
	+ Marshall's good mood is short-lived though when he finds one of Lily's credit card bills in the mail.
* **July 27**
	+ Looking at the charges on her bill, Marshall imagines that Lily has hooked up with George Clinton and they do everything that he and Lily didn't, like playing tennis and owning a ferret.
	+ Barney gives Marshall the idea to look at her online credit card statement to see more recent charges and Marshall discovers that there are charges on the card for a hotel in New York. Despite Ted's best efforts, Marshall calls the hotel and a man answers the phone in Lily's room.
	+ Trying to convince Marshall not to go to the hotel, Ted finally gets tough on him, telling him that as pathetic as Marshall is at the moment he won't have a chance to win back Lily.
	+ Marshall agrees not to go to the hotel, and Ted and Robin leave for a romantic weekend, putting Barney in charge of staying with Marshall. As they leave town, Robin and Ted discuss whether or not Ted was too hard on Marshall, and Ted reveals that Marshall told him about the firing range.
	+ Feeling guilty, Ted calls Barney to see how Marshall is doing. Barney, who had taken Marshall to another strip club, realizes that Marshall is gone. Ted and Robin turn around and head to the hotel to find Marshall.
	+ Ted finds Marshall in the hotel bar, and Marshall tells him that he had already gone up to Lily's room and punched the guy who opened the door. He then found out that the guy in the hotel room wasn't Lily's new boyfriend -- he had stolen Lily's credit card.
	+ Ted tries to reassure Marshall that Lily didn't come back into town without calling him and she didn't have a new boyfriend, but Marshall is upset that the last link that he had to Lily was a lie.
	+ Ted reminds Marshall of the first time that they met in college, before Marshall had met Lily. Ted tells Marshall that he is someone outside of his relationship with Lily and encourages him not to let his break-up with Lily ruin his life.
* **July 29**
	+ Jellybean Jones is born to FP and Gladys Jones.

#### August

* **August 2**
	+ Scofield, Mahone, Bagwell and Bellick are incarcerated in Sona, a prison run by the inmates and where personal problems are solved in the ring, where two inmates duel until one is dead.
	+ Lincoln arranges for Scofield's transfer, but is approached by Susan B. Anthony, a woman working for the Company, who reveals that they have L.J. and Tancredi and will release them if Scofield breaks out an inmate called James Whistler.
	+ In Sona, Norman "Lechero" St. John, the inmate leader, tells Scofield that he knows the latter's identity and won't allow another breakout.
	+ Bagwell becomes one of Lechero's henchmen while Bellick is forced to clean toilets, where a man hidden behind a wall gives him food in exchange for an errand.
	+ An inmate develops a problem with Scofield, orchestrated by Lechero, and the two enter the duel. Bellick puts a note in each dueler's pocket.
	+ The fights starts and Scofield overpowers the other, who pulls a knife, which is illegal, before Mahone interfering and killing him. Lincoln tells Scofield of the Company's demand. Outside, a woman recovers the note from the body.
* **August 7**
	+ While Marshall doesn't immediately bounce back, one Sunday morning he makes pancakes for Ted and Robin.
* **August 9**
	+ Bruce Banner is sighted near Osaka, Japan.
* **August 11**
	+ Barney visits Lily in San Francisco in an attempt to convince Lily to come to Marshall in NYC.
* **August 13**
	+ Bruce Banner is sighted in Sapporo, Japan.
* **August 15**
	+ After of conflicting thoughts, Lily returns to New York City so she could get back together with Marshall again.
	+ As Marshall begins going out again, Lily appears at MacLaren's one night. She sees her friends having drinks and leaves without speaking to them.
* August 20
	+ Barney notices Marshall checking out Robin, and he and Ted are excited that Marshall seems to be getting over Lily. Barney insists on taking Marshall out to meet women. The first time Marshall tries to talk to a woman, he fails horribly, talking awkwardly about sweat. Barney intervenes and ultimately goes home with the woman. Even though Marshall initially refuses to go out again, Barney convinces him to try again and teaches him Barney's Rules of Mating Without Dating. Trying to use one of Barney's rules, Marshall approaches a woman but quickly admits that he just got out of a long relationship and doesn't know what he is doing. The woman actually finds Marshall's admission charming and the two begin to chat when Barney approaches. Barney introduces himself and then proceeds to hit on the woman and then take her home. Barney convinces Marshall to go out with him again, this time to a college bar where he thinks that Marshall may have more luck. Marshall does meet a woman, who even gives him her phone number, but in the cab ride home Barney steals the number from Marshall. Barney comes back to Marshall the following day saying that the woman he met at the college bar has a twin sister and invites him on a double date. During the double date Barney pulls Marshall aside to tell him that he had spoken with the sisters who both wanted to go home with him. Upset and frustrated, Marshall leaves the bar.
	+ Lily, recently back from San Francisco, makes contact with Robin, who goes apartment-hunting with her. Robin tells Ted that Lily is back in town and that she seems really happy. Lily told Robin that her art program was amazing and that her teacher praised her work, saying that he wasn't able to teach her anything. Lily also loved San Francisco because she met such interesting people. Ted reacts badly to the news that Lily is so happy, saying that after dumping Marshall she should feel terrible. Robin convinces him not to be mad at Lily for moving on and they join Lily to continue her search for an apartment. After spending a little time with Lily, Ted tells Robin that he can tell that Lily is miserable and that she is just pretending to be happy. Robin thinks that Lily really is happy with her life, so Ted makes a bet with her, saying that after three tequila shots Lily will tell them the truth about anything. Three tequila shots later, Lily still seems happy and Ted admits that Robin was right. But after Lily receives a call from an apartment manager saying that someone else got the apartment that she wanted, Lily breaks down and admits that she is miserable and wants to reconcile with Marshall. She reveals that she lied about her art program—her teacher really said he couldn't teach her anything but because she had no talent—and all the interesting people she met in San Francisco were actually one ugly albino guy with multiple personality disorder. She asks Ted if he thinks Marshall would take her back and Ted says absolutely but warns her that she should only talk to Marshall if she knows for certain that she wants to reconcile with him.
* August 21
	+ Lily goes to find Marshall and runs into him as he is coming back from his double date with Barney. Lily apologizes to Marshall, saying that going to San Francisco was the worst mistake that she has ever made, and she asks if they can get back together. Marshall says that when Lily broke up with him and said that they needed time apart to discover who they are, that she broke his heart. But he has realized that she was right, that he does need to find himself outside of his relationship with Lily. Marshall says that he thinks that they shouldn't get back together, at least at the moment. Saddened, Lily asks if they will still see each other and Marshall admits that he isn't sure, as the two begin talking about their summers.
	+ Storming into MacLaren's (at Marshall's request), Lily approaches Barney, still schmoozing the twins, and throws a drink in his face, claiming that he gave her chlamydia. She then returns in a hat, posing as an alleged twin sister, scaring off his dates.
* **August 23**
	+ Having befriended Luis "McGrady" Gallego, a basketballer, Scofield learns from him that Whistler is imprisoned for murdering the mayor's son; and the mayor has offered a private and easy trial for anyone who kills Whistler.
	+ Bellick tells Scofield who gave him the note and he deduces that it is Whistler.
	+ The prison's water supply is cut, starting a progressive riot against Lechero.
	+ Lincoln gets the note from Scofield and intercepts Lugo, taking the book she recovered from the address.
	+ Anthony forces Lincoln to give her the book, but he surrenders a copy and keeps the original.
	+ Sucre learns from Bellick that the latter never captured Maricruz.
	+ The former calls her and says that he will stay away from her for the good of her and the baby.
	+ Bellick reveals Whistler's whereabouts to Lechero in exchange for food and clothes. His men go to capture him, where they see Mahone, who has his own plan to kill Whistler; but Scofield manages to reestablish the water supply, ending the riot for Lechero and the protection of Whistler in exchange.
* **August 24**
	+ Scofield receives a picture of Tancredi, in which she is pointing a location in the newspaper. He tells Lincoln that he needs to talk to Tancredi.
	+ Lincoln refuses to give Sucre money, since he wouldn't agree to help him.
	+ Scofield learns that Sona phone lines are cut and only Lechero has a cell phone. He insists that Bagwell gets the phone, otherwise he will reveal his past as a pedophile to the inmates.
	+ Lugo tells Whistler about Lincoln's deed. Lincoln and Anthony arrange for the call.
* **August 25**
	+ Tancredi gives Scofield another hint to find her and L.J. Lincoln manages to locate them but the Company operatives are able to disappear with them again.
	+ Lechero finds the unknown number in the call history and tells Sammy, his associate, to investigate it.
	+ Lechero begins to suspect that his drug business is being manipulated by others.
	+ Sammy and the rest of Lechero's men show displeasure with Bagwell and he tells Lechero that his men are conspiring against him.
	+ Anthony tells Lincoln to get the package she left in the garage, which shocks him when he learns of the contents.
* **August 26**
	+ Scofield tells Lincoln that the gravedigger of Sona is needed for the plan. It is revealed that what Lincoln saw in the box was apparently Tancredi's head; but Lincoln decides not to tell the truth to Scofield.
	+ Sona's power supply is damaged and Lechero makes a deal with Scofield to fix the supply in exchange for the first cell to the East. Scofield tells Mahone that he is included in the plan.
	+ Bellick knows that Scofield is planning a breakout and after Scofield refuses to include him, he reveals it to Lechero.
	+ Scofield persuades him that Bellick is lying. Lechero punishes Bellick by burning his back with hot coffee.
	+ The power problem, which is revealed to have been orchestrated by Scofield, is fixed and he moves to his new cell to continue his plan. Mahone threatens him not to deceive him.
	+ Lincoln returns the original book to Anthony and the two try to hire the gravedigger but his increasing demands makes her kill him.
	+ Sucre quickly gets the job of gravedigger and as Scofield instructed, burns part of the fence surrounding Sona.
* **August 28**
	+ Scofield realizes that escaping at night is impossible because of the lights and patrolling jeeps.
	+ Mahone keeps watching Captain Hurtado, one of the tower guards.
	+ A French man arrives in Sona and is quickly deprived of his clothes and money by Sammy. He begins watching Whistler.
	+ Bellick tries to befriend him. He claims to know Whistler, making him anxious.
	+ Scofield and Whistler continue gathering the necessary tools and information; but Hurtado detects Whistler watching him and the guards storm in and close Scofield's cell; but Whistler manages to convince them of his innocence.
	+ Sucre is approached by Augusto, Lechero's partner outside, who pays him to get a package inside Sona; and Sammy recovers it.
	+ Bagwell gets involved with Lechero's concubine.
	+ While Lincoln and Lugo arrange for the plan outside, Scofield finds out that one of the tower guards is annoyed by the sunlight and turns his face to avoid it at a specific time; and Mahone reveals that Hurtado is addicted to coffee.
	+ The Frenchman pushes Bellick away after the latter tries to get closer. The packages Sammy receives are revealed to contain special cigars, one of which Cheo, one of Lechero's henchmen, takes for smoking. The Frenchman is murdered and by Gallego, Lechero finds out that Whistler had a problem with the victim. He is brought for interrogation. Scofield accuses Bellick of the murder; but he denies it.
	+ Mahone is visited by FBI agent Lang, who states that Sullins has arranged a hearing for the former to testify against the Company, and he accepts it. Bagwell offers to save Whistler by giving Sammy's ring to Scofield and telling him to put it in the crime scene, giving the former the ground to accuse Sammy.
	+ Thinking what to do, Scofield finds a bloody knife in Mahone's cell. He rushes and informs Lechero, who doesn't believe it because Mahone is leaving.
	+ However, instead of Whistler, he kills Cheo for receiving cigars behind his back. He forbids listening to football that day, ruining Scofield's plan to escape unnoticed.
	+ Lincoln finally tells Scofield the truth about Tancredi. He gets angry and arranges a duel with Whistler.
* **August 29**
	+ Scofield reveals that the duel is a plan to gather everyone in the yard, giving the duo the chance.
	+ Hurtado is drugged by Lugo as planned and the other guard turns his face away; but as the duo prepare to exit through Sammy's cell, he arrives and delays their plan. They get in "no man's land", but are forced to return before the guard notices.
	+ Sammy arrives and takes them to the ring. They tell Lechero that the problem is solved; but he says that they must fight until one is down according to the rules. They start hitting each other until the guard sees the rope hanging from the window.
	+ The guards storm in and kill one of Lechero's henchmen, humiliating Lechero for his inability to run the prison.
	+ Lincoln and Sucre try to save L.J. before he is killed, but fail and he is abducted.
	+ Mahone feels that he needs to do the hearing soon because of showing withdrawal symptoms; but it is not possible.
* **August 31**
	+ Lechero tells Scofield that he knows the latter was trying to break out and because of his actions, the former's position is threatened in Sona. Lechero demands Scofield to include him in the plan. Scofield sees Gretchen visiting Whistler.

#### September

* **September 2**
	+ Scofield tells Gallego to have his father give a message to Lincoln. Sammy convinces Lechero to recruit more men to consolidate their power. The General forces Anthony to get Whistler out by force; and she plans an assault on Sona and informs Whistler. Lechero shows a damaged underground corridor to Scofield. Whistler tries to kill Scofield before Lechero's return. The former claims to be claustrophobic and heads to the roof, followed by Scofield.
	+ As the assault starts, the two get to the roof and Scofield prevents Whistler from entering the helicopter and it is forced to retreat. Lincoln gets Scofield's message and realizes that they are in danger. The Company operatives attack them, being killed by Lincoln.
* **September 3**
	+ The brothers' actions force the Company to rely on them again and not kill L.J.
	+ Mahone asks Lang to get him the medication, which she doesn't in time and he fails the hearing.
	+ As a result of another escape attempt, the chief guard transfers Scofield out of Sona.
	+ General Zavala, the new chief guard, tortures Scofield to talk. Mahone is returned to Sona and he continues struggling with symptoms. Bagwell and Whistler agree to get Sammy killed. The former offers Mahone drugs in exchange for killing Sammy, which he refuses. Meanwhile, Sucre has an apparent argument with Lincoln, prompting Anthony to have the former spy on Lincoln; but the argument is revealed to be a ruse to get Sucre inside. Scofield tells the truth to Zavala, who forces Whistler to reveal Anthony's true name, Gretchen Morgan, and her whereabouts. Zavala arrests Morgan and starts torturing her, with Scofield promising her revenge for Tancredi. One of Sammy's men challenges Bellick to the ring, in which the latter wins using a special chemical. Bagwell finds out about his trick. Morgan agrees to take Zavala and his soldiers to L.J's location, where she manages to free herself and kill them.
	+ Scofield and Whistler are returned inside by the new chief. Augusto tells Sammy move on Lechero and open the last package, which contains a gun.
* **September 4**
	+ Having dealt with the symptoms, Mahone is back to the plan and Bagwell is included. Sammy casts Lechero out while the team is working underground.
	+ Bagwell encourages Bellick to use the same trick to kill Sammy in exchange for getting in the team.
	+ The Mossad sends a photograph of a destructive event, possibly linked to Hulk, to the Strategic Operations Command Center.
* **September 5**
	+ Bellick challenges Sammy to the ring before realizing that the chemical is finished, making his death certain. The duel starts and before Sammy can finish him, his men inform him of Scofield's whereabouts. They force Lechero to open the inside door.
	+ The team tells Sammy about the plan. As the latter takes a look at the hole in the ceiling, it collapses, caused by Scofield, and kills him before Lechero killing the others and regaining his position in Sona.
* **September 6**
	+ Bagwell agrees to include Bellick anyway.
	+ Sucre gives Morgan wrong information to maintain his cover. Lincoln buys a bomb and Sucre puts it in Morgan's car. Lincoln and Lugo get closer while they find out that Whistler is more than what he pretends to be.
* **September 8**
	+ Gallego begs Scofield to include him; but he believes the former is safer inside because of what the latter has experienced. The rain makes the collapse of the tunnel certain, making Scofield move the plan for that night.
	+ The team starts digging faster for the schedule. Morgan finds the bomb Sucre had planted and takes Lugo as another hostage. The former gives Whistler a watch showing the remaining time before Lugo is killed. Scofield decides to include Gallego and tells him to have his father contribute to the plan. As Sucre tries to leave to do his part, he is stopped by a guard who has found illegal background in his faked file.
	+ Scofield tells the team that the lights will be off for only 30 seconds and that is all they have. Lechero, Bagwell and Bellick force Scofield to let them be the first ones in line because of the shortage of time. Lincoln hijacks a bus and uses it to bring down the electricity pole supplying Sona. The lights go off and the team has 30 seconds.
	+ The first three run towards the fence; but the lights go back on and Lechero is shot.
	+ The guards enter the no man's land and rush inside the prison. They start torturing Bellick, who finally breaks and shows the underground after the four use the cars as cover to escape. They keep running towards the beach with the guards on them.
	+ They team up with Lincoln and they use oxygen capsules to swim underwater towards their destination, which is a sea beacon.
	+ They await Sucre's arrival with the boat, but he is still stuck in Sona. Gallego's father arrives with the boat and takes them to the dock, where Gallego separates and the four get in a car before realizing that they are chased by the Company operatives.
	+ Scofield realizes that Whistler's watch has a tracker and throws it away. They manage to lose the Company men and get in a warehouse.
	+ Lincoln decides to kill Mahone for revenge; but is distracted by Whistler's escape and consequently Mahone escapes. The brothers go after Whistler.
	+ In Sona, Bagwell recovers Whistler's book and reveals Sucre's identity to the guards.
* **September 9**
	+ The brothers manage to find Whistler and arrange the exchange in a public place, where Scofield has designated, only to make certain that L.J. and Sofia are fine. Scofield arranges the real trade to be in a museum. Morgan is forced to remove her weapons in order to enter the museum. L.J. and Whistler are successfully exchanged. Sofia realizes that Whistler is a Company man and decides to go with Lincoln. Having predicted that Morgan has put an operative on every exit, Scofield triggers the alarm. They exit through the main door before a shootout ensues between the Company men and the police. Scofield moves to kill Morgan, but his hesitation allows her to flee. Sofia is wounded and taken to a hospital. Meanwhile, Bagwell gets money from Lechero's concubine and proceeds to kill him. The inmates accept him as the new leader. Sucre doesn't break after a long torture and is sent inside Sona. Mahone joins Whistler's plan. Gallego and his father successfully pass the border and rejoin their family. Scofield decides to continue to search for and kill Morgan, starting with Whistler's apartment.
* **September 12**
	+ When Ted, Robin, and the gang spend the weekend with his parents, Ted is stunned when a family secret that changes things forever is unveiled at brunch.
	+ Marshall and Lily find it difficult to control themselves when they are forced to spend time together with Ted's parents.
* **September 15**
	+ Patrick becomes manager for the Doppler cinema on Vinewood Boulevard in Downtown Vinewood, Los Santos.
* **September 23**
	+ Harper dies during a drug laboratory explosion, having already lost an ear.

#### October

* **October 1**
	+ Frank Castle and Billy Russo go on their first rotation together.
* **October 2**
	+ Three weeks later, Scofield tracks Whistler, Morgan and Mahone to a party, where Whistler acquires a specific card before copying it secretly.
	+ Scofield arrives to kill Morgan for Tancredi's murder, but Morgan reveals that Tancredi is still alive.
	+ Scofield calls Lincoln, who is living a peaceful life with L.J. and Sofia in Panama.
	+ The General blames Morgan for bringing a copy instead of the original card and orders Wyatt Mathewson, his henchman, to take care of her.
	+ Scofield meets Whistler, who tells him about Scylla, the card that contains the Company's black book; but Mathewson arrives, kills Whistler and recovers the card.
* **October 5**
	+ Lincoln kills a Company operative and is arrested.
	+ Mahone finds out that his son has been killed by Mathewson.
	+ Sucre and Bellick are revealed to have escaped Sona, which was burnt.
	+ Bagwell has also escaped and has plans to return to the U.S. to investigate Whistler's book. He is abandoned with his friend in the American deserts.
* **October 7**
	+ Scofield reunites with Tancredi and they accept DHS agent Donald Self's offer to recover Scylla and defeat the Company in exchange for immunity, teaming up with Burrows, Mahone, Sucre and Bellick.
* **October 8**
	+ The team arrives in Los Angeles; and the members are given ankle GPS devices and meet teammate Roland Glenn, a computer expert.
	+ Burrows promises revenge to Mahone after the mission is accomplished.
	+ Mahone manages to find the cardholder through his driver, whom Mahone saw at the party.
	+ Glenn states that they only need to copy the card using his special device, which can steal any electronic storage device's data in proximity.
	+ The team realizes that entering the mansion is impossible and instead put Glenn's device in a servant's handbag and have the card copied; but the servant leaves the device in the mansion and the team manages to enter and recover the device.
	+ Mathewson tortures Morgan for information and finds out that the brothers and the others aren't incarcerated; he finds Bruce Bennett and starts torturing him.
	+ Bagwell kills his friend and eats him in order to survive. He is given a ride by bikers to San Diego, mentioned in the book, where he recovers important material from a box.
* **October 9**
	+ The team finds out that they only have one of the six cards that form the complete Scylla. Scofield notices his nose bleeding.
* **October 11**
	+ The team investigates other data recovered from the mansion in order to find the other cardholders.
	+ Mahone asks FBI agent Lang to help him find his son's killer.
	+ Self's supervisor, agent Herb Stanton, convinces Senator Dallow to order the abort of the mission.
	+ The team recovers emails, which are incomplete and they infiltrate the server building and obtain the rest.
	+ Sucre and Bellick are arrested by DHS agents, Glenn stays behind and the others escape.
	+ They manage to find the meeting location and Scofield proceeds while the others are arrested too.
	+ Scofield returns with a film he recorded showing the faces of the six cardholders, one being the General himself.
	+ Self decides to let the team continue the mission.
	+ Mathewson gets no information from Bennett and kills him.
	+ Bagwell begins having fun in Whistler's house and calls a company called "GATE" and is requested to go and receive his check.
	+ Mahone receives a file from Lang containing the possible shooters.
	+ The team discovers that his son is killed and Burrows finally reconciles with him.
* October 16
	+ The team believes the Turkish consul is a cardholder, but realizes that his wife, Lisa Tabak who is also the General's daughter, is. They find her difficult to get close to before spotting Bagwell and capturing him; but they can't find the book and he escapes. The team finds out that Tabak will attend a police celebration. Scofield, Burrows and Mahone wear uniforms and successfully copy the card; but one of her bodyguards recognizes and follows Burrows and the latter kills him with Bellick's help. Meanwhile, Tancredi is informed of Bennett's death and gets depressed. She goes to a pub, where a man steals and uses her credit card, which is detected by the Company. Bagwell starts working at GATE, meeting Gregory White, the CEO, Trishanne Smith, the secretary and Blauner, another clerk. The former notices a name, Xing, in the book. In New York City, Xing is killed by his boss for his failure to get Scylla. Mahone instructs Glenn to help him find his son's killer. Mathewson arrives at the pub and starts chasing Tancredi.
* **October 21**
	+ Bruce Banner is sighted for at least five months, as he is involved in an incident which destroys another truck.
* October 24
	+ Mahone's wife, Pam, identifies Mathewson and encourages him to kill the latter. Tancredi manages to lose the latter and the team realizes that he wants to kill them. They move for the next card while Mahone starts investigating Mathewson. Self enters the cardholder's room and fails to copy the card, but gives the specifics of the safe to the team and gets them in the building. Burrows notices Scofield's nose bleeding. They manage to copy the card while Oren, the cardholder, is meeting the General, who states that Scylla is the reason the Company has power. Meanwhile, Mahone finds the motel Mathewson was staying in and notices the acceptant calling Mathewson, and takes the number by force. Morgan manages to free herself. Sucre and Bellick search the nearby buildings for Bagwell and tell Smith that there is a prize for helping them find Bagwell; but she decides to get more from Bagwell instead. Bagwell is visited by Feng Huan, Xing's boss, who threatens to kill him if he doesn't get Scylla soon. The team deduces that the General is the head of the Company.
* October 28
	+ Ted and Robin have their first big fight when Robin becomes tired of listening to Ted complain about his most recent project at work, a skyscraper that looks remarkably phallic. Ted resents that Robin won't listen to his stories about work when he listens to Robin's work stories. After the fight, Ted meets up with Barney and Marshall at MacLaren's. Encouraging him to forget about Robin for the evening, Marshall invites Ted to the first law school party of the year. Ted declines, saying that he has to work at his "apparently boring job." Barney tells him that his job isn't boring: women think that architects are hot. Ted just needs to present his career with the right attitude. As the three guys leave for their evening plans, Ted approaches a woman at the bar and asks her what she thinks about architects. She tells him that she thinks that architects are sexy, and they begin chatting.
	+ Meanwhile, Robin, having walked out of the fight, finds Lily at a nail salon and tells her about the fight. Lily says that part of being in a relationship is listening, even when you're not that interested, and dismisses Robin's notion that Ted is actually upset over her not ignoring him, but over her not liking *Field of Dreams*. (In fact, he is actually upset about both.) Robin realizes that she isn't very good at being a girlfriend because she has never been in a relationship this serious before. She and Lily head to MacLaren's so that Robin can apologize to Ted, but he isn't at the bar. Robin asks the bartender about Ted, and a woman at the bar tells her that Ted Mosby, the Architect, was at the bar earlier but left with her friend to go Marshall's law school party. Robin takes the news in stride, saying that she is glad that Ted found someone to talk about work to so that she doesn't have to hear it. Lily can't believe that Robin isn't jealous that Ted is hitting on other women. Robin says that she is picturing the other woman as unattractive, but when her friend says that she is a kickboxing instructor and looks great Robin begins to feel a little jealous.
	+ Lily and Robin go to the law school party and ask around for Ted. The party's host, Brad, says that he did see Ted Mosby, the Architect, earlier, but he left with his date and Marshall to go dancing at a club. Upset that Ted who hates clubs would go dancing with another woman, Robin tries to call him to apologize. When Ted doesn't answer his phone, Robin calls Marshall, who tells her that Ted is working. Amazed that Marshall lied to her, Robin realizes that Ted is cheating on her.
	+ Robin and Lily then go to the club to find Ted, and the bouncer tells them that Ted Mosby, the Architect, was there but he left with his date to go to her apartment across the street. After a bribe of her clutch purse, the bouncer tells Robin where Ted's date lives. Robin and Lily go to her apartment, and finding the door unlocked they sneak in and discover Barney in the woman's bed. Robin asks where Ted is and Barney replies that Ted is at work. Barney then tells them that he has been pretending to be Ted all night, introducing himself as "Ted Mosby: Architect" to the woman whom Ted chatted with at the bar. Lily tries to reassure Robin that everything is fine because Ted isn't cheating on her, but Robin says that she hates how crazy and paranoid she has been acting. Lily tells her that people act crazy and paranoid in relationships, and she really misses those feelings. Leaving his standard goodbye form letter for the woman he just slept with, Barney, Robin and Lily leave her apartment before she gets out of the shower.
	+ Robin brings donuts and coffee to Ted who is still at work. She apologizes for their fight and tells him that she wants to be the person to whom he complains about work. She asks him about his work and Ted shows her an alternate design for the skyscraper that he had been working on. In 2030, Future Ted tells his kids that it was the first time he'd ever shown his drawings to someone outside of work; what's more, the skyscraper ended up being built and he had pointed it out to them when they had previously visited Spokane as a family.

#### November

* November 4
	+ Ted and Robin go to Lily's new apartment to bring her a housewarming gift, but find that her new place is absolutely horrendous. Her bed, which folds out from the wall, makes contact with the door and wall, while her kitchen and her bathroom (as well as her stove, sink, oven, and refrigerator) are combined. Furthermore, she has a raccoon as a roommate, who eats the housewarming gift Ted and Robin brought over. Neither Ted nor Robin can invite Lily to their place, since it would be too awkward for her to live with Marshall again when they're not a couple, and Robin has a lot of dogs, which Lily is allergic to. Ted and Robin want Barney to let Lily stay over at his apartment—which none has ever seen—which he immediately rejects. However, when the wall falls down in Lily's apartment when she pulls the bed down, Ted gives her the spare key, and when Barney arrives after work, he finds Lily sitting on his couch. After some initial reluctance, he agrees to let Lily stay for two days, as long as she doesn't try to change anything. Barney gets annoyed with Lily when she buys groceries, saying that he would be in a relationship if he wanted a refrigerator full of groceries and fresh coffee in the morning. He then gives Lily a tour of his apartment, full of things that try to scare off relationships, such as a king-size bed with a full size blanket and one pillow, a toilet seat which will not remain down, and professionally lit bookshelves of porn. When one particular woman is not deterred by any of these things, Barney finds Lily helpful, as she can pretend to be his wife and scare off the woman. Barney then insists that Lily stay, which she will do only if he allows her to give his apartment a slight makeover so that it looks more like a woman lives there. Lily and Barney accidentally sleep in the same bed while watching *Letterman*, and merely cuddle together, Barney thinks that he and Lily are in a relationship, and he wants out. Lily gets to keep anything she picked out for Barney's apartment and takes it to her own apartment, and lives there instead of living with Barney.
	+ Meanwhile, Marshall finds that it is hard being single after being in a committed relationship for so long. He had originally bought tickets to an *Alanis Morissette* concert when he and Lily were still together, but was disappointed that he had trouble finding someone to go with him. He decides to hang out with Brad, a friend of his from law school who is also recently single. They go to the concert, brunch, and a *Broadway play*, insisting to a curious and skeptical Ted and Robin that it is merely two bros hanging out together. They go to dinner and Marshall begins to feel like he and Brad are in a romantic relationship: Brad pays for dinner, helps Marshall with his coat, and invites Marshall to go to a wedding in Vermont with Brad. Marshall arrives at Brad's apartment to go to the wedding, and sees Brad holding flowers. Marshall tries to break up with Brad, but it turns out that Brad has gotten back together with his girlfriend Kara. Marshall is finally relieved that he wouldn't have worry about Brad making advances on him. Later on, there is an awkward situation when Marshall and Ted run into Brad on the street.
* November 5
	+ The team manages to copy the next card with an elaborate plan; but Mahone is arrested by the police while recovering Glenn's device; and Self only manages to get the device. The team is divided whether to save Mahone or move to the next card. They finally choose to rescue him in the court, where Mathewson has also arrived to kill him. Mahone is saved successfully. He calls Mathewson and promises to find him before throwing the number away, which is recovered by Glenn. Meanwhile, Gretchen reunites with her sister, Rita, and daughter, Emily, who believes Rita is her mother. Gretchen recovers a gun and some money from a gift she had given Rita previously and proceeds with plans of working for herself. The General has found out Self's investigation on him and orders a DHS double agent to search his computer and Mathewson to warn him. Blauner finds illegal background in Bagwell's faked career and the latter clears the house and attempts to escape before being attacked by Gretchen.
* November 7
	+ Bagwell offers Morgan to work together. Mahone advises Self to take the fight to the General instead of hiding; and Self makes the latter cancel the assault on him. The team realizes that Scuderi, the next cardholder, is currently in Las Vegas, while they are informed by Smith of Bagwell's whereabouts. Scofield, Mahone and Bellick stay to find Bagwell while the others travel to Vegas. Burrows tells Tancredi of Scofield's condition, which resembles to what killed their mother at that age. The card is successfully copied; but Glenn's indiscretion results in losing the device. Meanwhile, Scofield's team realizes that the call was a ruse by Bagwell; only Mahone manages to escape. Bagwell forces Scofield to reassemble the blueprint hidden in the papers of the book. Mahone finds the house by the GPS devices; but they are already gone as Morgan spotted the devices in time. Morgan kills Blauner as a caution. Scofield manages to complete the blueprint and leads Bagwell to an underground accessed by Bagwell's office in GATE. Mahone arrives and Bagwell is locked in a room. Scofield gets a call from Morgan, who hid herself the whole time.
* November 8
	+ Since she came back from San Francisco, Lily has been struggling to find her place in life. While she explores various options — life coach, marine biologist, slam poet, and being a beekeeper — she works an embarrassing job at a Hawaiian-themed restaurant. When the rest of the gang find out and tease her at the restaurant, she finally quits. Ted offers her a job as an office assistant at his architecture firm.
	+ There, Lily is put off by Ted's boss, Hammond Druthers. Druthers is full of himself and extremely condescending to Ted and the other employees. To punish Druthers, Lily "takes away one of his toys" — she steals his prized baseball "signed three times by Pete Rose". Lily explains to Ted that her own form of justice works well on her kindergarten students and that she even used it on a salesperson who was mean to Robin: she stole a pair of khakis that Robin gave to Ted.
	+ Ted is horrified, even after Lily reminds Ted of how mean Druthers is. And the next day, after finding the threatening note "from" his baseball that Lily left behind, Hammond angrily threatens to start firing people until the thief comes forward. Ted urges Lily to return the ball but, when she refuses, he fires her.
	+ The whole time, Lily has been urging Ted to show Druthers his design for the skyscraper that they are working on. Druthers's design is incredibly phallic but he is oblivious. Ted doubts himself compared to the legendary Druthers and refuses to step up. However, when the client sees Druthers's skyscraper, he is scandalized by the "penis" and is about to walk out the door. Ted, realizing that he was wearing his "Justice Khakis" decides to finally show his own design. The client loves Ted's idea and Ted is promoted to project lead. He offers to hire Lily back but she declines explaining that she realized her true calling: being a kindergarten teacher.
	+ Meanwhile, Marshall is struggling with the particularly tough grader, Professor Lewis. In the bar, he casts blame on the fact that she divorced her husband over the summer and just needs to get laid. After confirming that she is attractive, Barney decides she is a cougar and he decides to seduce her, accepting it as a challenge.
	+ Barney manages to convince her to let him into her bed but after a strenuous night, she stuns him with a grade of 'C-'. Marshall says that Barney seems to have only made her angry. Barney sees Professor Lewis again and again she is unimpressed. Finally, he begs her for a final chance. In the end, the gang end up visiting Barney in the hospital because he has dislocated a hip in his efforts to please the cougar. Thankfully, his efforts were rewarded with a 'B+' for Marshall's paper. Barney wants to try to get Marshall an 'A', but Marshall tells Barney to let her go; a cougar belongs in the wild.
* November 12
	+ The guys go to a coffee shop, where Ted points out that Chloe, the girl working there, has drawn a heart next to Marshall's name on his cup. Ted insists that Chloe has a crush on Marshall because she always laughs at his lame joke about how they fit a pumpkin into a pumpkin-flavored latte. When Marshall approaches Chloe, she gives him her number on a coffee cup. When Marshall introduces Chloe to Ted and Barney at the bar, they tell him that she has the "Crazy Eyes", an indicator of future mental instability. Both Ted and Barney give Marshall examples of their experiences with this malady; Barney's crazy-eyed date wanted a threesome with a teddy bear; Ted's crazy-eyed date picked up a long metal rod and repeatedly hit a car that nearly hit them as they were about to cross the street. Marshall shrugs it off. The next day, as Marshall is taking a test, he receives a call from Chloe who says that she is being followed by a hunchback with a limp. Later, Marshall takes Chloe back to his apartment and suspects that she broke a picture of him and Lily that was sitting on the end table. However, it turns out that Lily has been hiding in the apartment, and pops out (much to Marshall and Chloe's surprise). She introduces herself, and leaves the apartment dejected and crying. Marshall follows her out to the steps, leaving Chloe sitting on the sofa.
	+ Lily confides in Robin that she is scared by the idea of Marshall going out on a date with another woman. Despite hearing that Ted believes she has crazy eyes, Lily wants to see what Chloe looks like. It turns out that Lily was the hunchback following Chloe -- she was carrying a bookbag, then covered herself with a coat to shield herself from the rain (the hump), and limped because she hit her knee. Lily, while visiting Ted and Robin in the apartment, realizes that Marshall has moved the picture of the two of them. She then sneaks into the apartment before Marshall brings Chloe home to put it in a more conspicuous place, and it breaks. While hiding from Marshall and Chloe, she gets upset and then pops out. Marshall realizes that he should get back together with Lily even though he says that Lily has the craziest eyes he's ever seen. 6 months after Ted came back to the apartment and found Marshall alone and upset after the engagement ended, he returns to find Marshall and Lily happy and back together. The gang return upstairs to the apartment, finding it has been ransacked by Chloe who has been "searching" for her "lost" keys which are in fact sitting in plain sight on the coffee table in front of where she had been sitting. Marshall points out the keys and Chloe departs, leaving a nonplussed gang and apparently proving the "Crazy Eyes" theory.
	+ Meanwhile, Chloe writes Barney's name as "Swarley," prompting everyone to call him Swarley for the duration of the episode. Barney protests, but variations on the nickname become a running gag throughout the episode. Just prior to leaving the apartment, Chloe calls Robin "Roland", and Barney tries to use it as an opportunity to stop everyone from calling him "Swarley." In the final scene, however, Barney walks into the bar, everyone shouts "Swarley," and he turns and walks out dejectedly as Carl plays Where Everybody Knows Your Name.
* November 16
	+ Marshall and Lily are now back together after Lily proposes to Marshall. After having sex on the kitchen floor (with a creative use of Mrs. Butterworth's), Marshall tells Lily of how his family had harsh words about her when she left for San Francisco and canceled the wedding plans. Lily is embarrassed to have a ceremony in front of Marshall's family, out of fear that they will judge her harshly, so they decide to elope to Atlantic City. They immediately go and find Robin at the news station, Ted at his architecture firm, and Barney at a salon getting a pedicure. After all five get a pedicure, they go to Atlantic City. Lily goes looking for a bouquet and sends Robin to find some clothes that don't make her look better than the bride. Barney, after finding Lily a veil, takes Marshall and Ted to a strip club for an 18-minute bachelor party. When they approach the receptionist at the casino's wedding chapel, they find that the waiting period for a New Jersey marriage license is two days. They go to the courthouse to find a judge who will waive the waiting period, and finally manage to get into a judge's chambers after staking out a bathroom. The judge, impressed by Marshall and Lily's committed, nine-year relationship, almost grants the waiver on the waiting period, but Barney reveals that Marshall and Lily broke up for six months, causing the judge to change his mind. Running out of options, Lily suggests that they get married in international waters where they don't need a marriage license. They find a boat captain willing to marry them, but he wants $5000 to perform the ceremony.
	+ Barney runs into a few Chinese men who he has brief but familiar conversations with, leaving the rest of the gang puzzled. He finally tells the group that he used to visit 'the AC' on a regular basis, but he developed a serious problem and stopped. Barney is sure he can win them the money. He enters a confusing Chinese game Xing Hai Shi Bu Xing ("行還是不行", Chinese for 'Deal or No Deal') that no one else understands. However, after watching the game in action Marshall catches on, and counsels Barney to win enough money to pay the boat captain. Marshall's advice proves sound when Barney wins the game and the gang gets the money.
	+ Marshall and Lily are in the middle of their wedding when they decide they want to (and have to) face Marshall's family. They call off the wedding, however, the captain accidentally marries them. They ask him to undo the marriage, and the event becomes the story of the time that Marshall and Lily were married for 12 seconds.
	+ At end of the day, Ted coming out of his room wearing Robin's bridesmaid shirt and Lily wonders if Robin is here and Marshall saying "man I hope so"...
* November 17
	+ Morgan makes a truce with Scofield, giving him the rest of the papers. Bagwell is released. They decide to work together to bring down the Company. Burrows suggests an attack on Krantz' car and taking the last card, which is approved. Glenn is cast out of the plan because of his indiscretion that resulted in losing the device. He offers the team's whereabouts to Mathewson in exchange for money and proves his validity by giving the team's plan away, resulting in Sucre being critically shot, whose wounds Tancredi tends to. Glenn goes to meet Mathewson, who shoots and tortures him to tell the team's location. Having followed Glenn by a tracker Scofield put in his laptop, the team arrives and abducts Mathewson, everyone apart from Michael leaves Glenn to succumb to his wounds. Meanwhile, Feng tries to kill Bagwell as he promised; but Morgan convinces him to give them more time. Bagwell instructs Smith to investigate the others. Tancredi reconciles with Morgan because of the team. Deducing that the attempt was for his card not his life, Krantz decides to transfer Scylla.
* November 18
	+ The team tortures Mathewson to make him tell Krantz that they are dead while preventing Mahone from taking his revenge until the deed is done. Tancredi is chosen to convince Mathewson; but she fails. It is revealed to be a plan to record his voice using different words and Self assembles those words, making a sentence stating the mission's accomplishment, which Self plays to Krantz on the phone; and he gets relieved and cancels the newspaper coverage he planned. Mahone tortures Mathewson until he agrees to express apology to Pam, after which he is killed. Meanwhile, White starts investigating Blauner's disappearance; but Bagwell solves the situation by manipulating the records, showing the illegal background in Blauner's career, making White to close the case in order to prevent the scandal. Morgan apparently reconciles with Krantz, revealed to have been involved with him before. She finds out about the transfer. The team finds a water pipe blocking their way and manages to get across it, but at the cost of Bellick's life.
	+ The team forces Self to recover Bellick's body and send it to his mother. Sucre reveals that he would have died in the Sona riot, incited by Bagwell, if Bellick hadn't saved the former.
* November 19
	+ Morgan informs the team of Krantz' plan. They realize that they can't translate the blueprint without the legend. They find an architect's name in the papers; and Mahone goes to the architect's house, where Krantz has sent his own men to recover the architect for his plan. The team finds mines in a room they reach on their way. Sucre puts his foot on a mine, which will detonate after the foot is pulled. Morgan tries to defuse it. Mahone recovers the legend and manages to defuse the mine and save Sucre. Bagwell realizes that Smith is knowing more than expected. He gets her call register and finds out that she is in contact with Self. Meanwhile, Scofield is diagnosed with hypothalamus hamartoma and Tancredi states that he will die if he doesn't have a surgery soon.
	+ The Wii is introduced.
* November 23
	+ Ted, Marshall, Lily, and Barney find out that Robin does not want to go to *Willowbrook Mall*, or any mall, and refuses to say why. When the gang discuss it later, Marshall suggests that Robin was married in a mall in Canada, while Barney believes that Robin did porn. They agree to a Slap Bet (where the winner of the bet slaps the loser as hard as he possibly can) and appoint Lily the Slap Bet Commissioner. Ted thinks both ideas are ridiculous, but tries to find out if she had gotten married at a mall. Robin admits that Marshall is correct. Ted promises to keep it a secret, but tells Marshall and Lily. Marshall slaps Barney, but Barney still investigates the subject.
	+ Marshall tells Ted that a database search at *Columbia University* proves that Robin was never married. Robin admits that she lied to get him to stop asking her about it. As the Commissioner, Lily allows Barney to slap Marshall three times.
	+ Startling Robin, Barney reveals that a man in Malaysia has found a video with "Robin Sparkles", and it will appear on *Myspace* shortly. Ted is no longer interested in finding out Robin's secret, but Robin insists that it is time for the secret to be revealed. Barney plays the video's opening, in which Robin (dressed as a schoolgirl) seductively pleads with a teacher not to give her detention. Not wanting to further embarrass Robin, Barney pauses the video, says that he has proved his point, and slaps Marshall. Robin asks Barney why he slapped Marshall, and Barney tells her about the bet and that he thought that Robin had done porn. Robin plays the video, stating that she wishes it were porn. It is a music video where "Robin Sparkles" sings "Let's Go To The Mall", Robin's minor *bubblegum pop* hit in Canada as a teenage pop star.
	+ Marshall points out to Barney that he did not win the slap bet. Lily gives Barney the choice of either ten slaps from Marshall immediately, or five slaps at any time. Barney chooses the five slaps, which Ted refers to as a "horrible call", because Barney must now live in constant fear of being slapped. Robin tells Ted that she is glad Ted knows her secret now. They kiss and Marshall slaps Barney, proclaiming, "That's one". They all enjoy the video, and Marshall glares at Barney.
* November 26
	+ Scofield designates the plan for the team, as he will not join them because of his surgery. Morgan arranges a tryst with Krantz, in which she tries to steal his card; but he already knows and tries to kill her before she reminds him of their child; and he spares her and leaves. Scofield decides to join the team and finish the mission before surgery; and Tancredi goes to do her part, revealed to be involving Tabak. Morgan and Bagwell prepare to kill Scofield's team when they come back with Scylla. Smith intercepts Bagwell's call about a buyer and teams up with Self to enter the house, where Feng's men capture them. Scofield's team starts working silently because of the sound sensors. They get past the wall and make a ladder to reach the glass room while using nitrogen gas to avoid the temperature sensors. They finally enter the glass room, which contains a box. As Scofield touches it, Krantz finds out and takes a team to neutralize the threat.
	+ The team takes Krantz hostage and uses the six cards to open the box and recover Scylla. They proceed to Krantz' room, where, he tries to allure them to surrender, reveling that he and Aldo Burrows worked closely. He finds out that Tancredi has taken Tabak hostage; and she will kill her if the team isn't allowed a safe passage outside. The team leaves the building with Scylla and Krantz orders their chase.
* November 27
	+ Self and Smith manage to free themselves and kill Feng and his men. At GATE, Bagwell and Morgan take the staff hostage and kill White. Smith arrives and saves them. Morgan escapes and Bagwell is captured by Smith, who reveals that she is DHS agent Miriam Hultz. The team separates, with the brothers taking the bag to an airport, where the Company operatives take it. But it is revealed that Mahone and Sucre actually have Scylla. The team gives Scylla to Self, who gives them a package containing their transfer papers and tells them to wait for the authorities. They wait for hours without anyone coming and find out that the package contains plain papers. Self kills Hultz and takes Scylla.

#### December

* December 14
	+ It's winter in New York and Marshall, Lily, Ted and Robin are in "couple's hibernation" leaving Barney out in the cold. Finally, Barney announces that he has asked his brother, James, to be his wingman. Lily explains to Robin (who has never met James) that James is exactly like Barney except that he's gay. However, when he comes in the door, Robin is shocked to learn that he also happens to be black.
	+ James reveals that he is, in fact, just like Barney: from suits, to laser tag, to blogging. Robin asks about their different color skin but they decline to explain Future Ted explains that they got many different excuses for this from their mom growing up: eating only vanilla ice cream with Barney and only chocolate ice cream with James, "just one of those things", or they are just a bunch of racists. James convinces the rest of the gang to join him and Barney for night on the town.
	+ They go to a trendy bar where the two couples promptly find somewhere to sit leaving Barney and James to help each other pick up dates. But James keeps declining any potential suitors causing Robin and Lily to deduce that he's in a relationship. They tell Barney that his brother is in a monogamous relationship. Barney doesn't want to admit it but when he confronts James he finds out James is getting married.
	+ Barney is upset. He and James head back to MacLaren's where Barney demands to know how James could do this. While Barney has no problem with gay marriage in particular, he hates the idea of *marriage*. When James asks Barney to be his best man, Barney refuses.
	+ Barney decides to end the marriage by taking James and the gang to a gay bar and fixing James up with a new man. Lily and Robin enjoy not being hit on and Marshall and Ted revel in the attention they receive. However, the boys soon grow tired of the flirtations of men, and the girls miss the attention. Meanwhile, Barney has no success getting James to stray. Finally, James explains that he and his fiancé Tom are adopting a son. With a baby in the picture, Barney quickly changes his mind about the marriage, excited that he will be an uncle.
* **December 26**
	+ Gerald Ford dies.

## *`2007`*

#### January

* January 15
	+ Self makes Stanton believe that the team has killed him and seized Scylla. The team deduces Self's plan, to sell Scylla and disappear. They unite with Gretchen to find Self, who unites with Bagwell and they take Rita and Emily hostage, forcing Gretchen to give the team away to DHS and find a new buyer. The team is attacked by DHS agents and Burrows is captured. Burrows manages to convince Stanton and Dallow of the truth. They offer a new deal for the team to testify against Self. Scofield instructs Mahone to get Tancredi and Sucre outside the city and proceeds to the warehouse to testify with Burrows. Stanton and Dallow decide to kill the brothers to prevent the scandal. The Company mole kills Stanton and other agents before Sucre arrives and saves them, with the mole being killed. They let Dallow leave. Meanwhile, Krantz kills Scuderi for humiliating him. Bagwell stays at Rita's while Gretchen and Self meet a conduit, who reveals that a piece of Scylla is missing. Self calls Scofield and demands it, who defies him to come and get it.
* January 18
	+ The team prepares for Self's attack. They capture Self, who convinces them to let him sell Scylla and the Company will be destroyed anyway. They let him leave, while Sucre hides in his trunk. Self and Gretchen arrive in a motel and Sucre informs the others, who arrive and attack the duo. Scofield's condition makes him collapse; and the duo escape. The Company recovers Scofield. Having put a camera in the warehouse, Self finds where Scofield has hidden the piece and obtains it before calling the conduit. Meanwhile, Bagwell is visited by a man pretending to be a bible salesman. The former finally decides to let Rita and Emily escape and is captured by the man, who is a Company man in fact. Self meets and kills the conduit in order to keep the whole money. Mahone meets FBI agents Lang and Wheeler, who can grant the team immunity in exchange for Scylla. The latter arrests the former after hearing that Scylla is gone. Tabak resigns from the Company. Burrows makes a deal with Krantz to return Scylla in exchange for Scofield's surgery.
* January 24
	+ Burrows tortures Bagwell and finds Self and Morgan's whereabouts. The former and Sucre arrive at the location; but they are already gone. They keep searching using the Company's surveillance technology and track the duo to a place where they are meeting the buyer's henchman, Scott. The latter takes Scylla and escapes while Self and Morgan are captured. Meanwhile, Scofield goes under surgery and meets Westmoreland in his dream, where he manages to deduce what Scylla really is. The operation is successful and Scofield reveals to Tancredi that Scylla contains next generations technologies that can end the energy crisis and provide infinite energy; and that is why Krantz believes Scylla to be the source of power. Mahone escapes the transfer car and Lang stops him; but he convinces her to let him leave. Sucre departs and Krantz forces Burrows to team up with Self, Morgan and Bagwell in order to recover Scylla. Scofield blames Burrows for his decision. Burrows reveals that their mother worked for the Company and he will continue the family business.
* January 25
	+ Burrows' team arrives in Miami, where Scott has been tracked to. Self attempts to force a vote to depose Burrows as the boss and take the position, but it is negated by Mahone's arrival. The team obtains surveillance footage which Morgan investigates and finds Scott, but she doesn't inform the team and arranges a meeting with Scott on her own. Meanwhile, Michael wakes up in a countryside mansion where a Company psychiatrist informs him that his mother, Christina Rose Scofield, is still alive and working for the Company. Michael demands to talk to her, but the psychiatrist replies that they will talk when he decides to join the Company. Tancredi meets Tabak, who gives her Michael's whereabouts. Krantz gives orders for Michael to be given a medical treatment that could kill him, but which will certainly damage his mind; however, he manages to escape with Tancredi's help. He tells Tancredi that he believes his mother is alive. Morgan takes the team to a location where they are ambushed by Scott's men. Morgan changes sides again, being shot by Scott, who is killed along with his men. Morgan is left for the police. Burrows answers the call from the buyer, who is Christina.
* January 26
	+ Burrows' team members receive images of their loved ones, sent by Krantz to make them finish the mission. They possess a special key obtained from Scott. They track it and find two locations it is used. Self and Bagwell go for one that is in a church; but they are not allowed inside. Burrows and Mahone arrive in a house where they decrypt a message Christina has left for Burrows where to meet her. Burrows meets Christina in a restaurant, where she asks him to give her time to defeat Krantz, whom Oren attempts to kill as her plan. She has Oren killed for the failure, making Krantz suspect her. The other three attack the church and find guns and special keycards there. Meanwhile, Michael and Tancredi hide in a truck heading to Miami. They are attacked by a man, who is attacked and dies after stating that he doesn't work for Krantz. Michael recovers an encrypted note from him. Burrows decides to meet Christina again, what she instructed him not to. Thus she orders a sniper to shoot him. The team saves Burrows and kills the sniper. Michael and Tancredi arrive in Miami, where they meet Mahone and tell him that they will destroy the Company no matter the cost, making the two teams potential enemies.
* January 27
	+ Burrows' team tracks Christina to the Indian embassy and enter it at the cost of Bagwell being beaten. Christina convinces Naveen Banarjee, a politician, to talk about Scylla in the upcoming energy conference, promising him to take care of a scientist named Sandinsky from causing trouble. Burrows' team recovers a note from the embassy. Michael and Tancredi decrypt their note and arrive at the airport Sandinsky's plane is landing. Burrows' team arrives too and abduct Sandinsky while the duo take his cell phone, realizing that he has been in contact with Christina, a claim he denies when asked by Burrows' team. Bagwell secretly informs Krantz that Christina has Scylla; and he decides to go to Miami personally. Michael calls Christina, who tries to reason with him; but he hangs up. Tancredi finds out that she is pregnant. Michael calls Christina again and she manages to track him. She arrives with her men; but this was revealed to be a ruse by Michael, who along with Tancredi abduct her and leave. Krantz arrives and blames Burrows for not telling him about Christina. He gives the team, excluding Bagwell, another chance; and they go to a house and then a bank to acquire a suitcase; but they realize that it was just taken; and they give chase.
* January 28
	+ Christina reveals to Michael that Burrows is not his true brother and Aldo adopted Burrows when he lost his parents, who worked for the Company. She also reveals that Burrows is falling in a trap she has set; and Michael rushes to save Burrows before locking her. She finds out about the baby before locking Tancredi and escaping. Bagwell kills Sandinsky on Krantz' order. Burrows' team tracks the man to the energy conference, where Burrows enters before Banarjee is assassinated and Burrows is framed for it. Michael arrives and teams up with him. Michael and Burrows escape to one of the floors. Christina makes a deal with the Indian Prime Minister, who was also Banarjee's father, to sell him Scylla. Self tells Michael and Burrows how the police is going to capture them and kills a DHS agent who spots him.
* January 29
	+ Michael finds a countermeasure and they escape the attacking unit, but are spotted by the captain, who is killed by Krantz' operative, who captures the duo. Mahone frees Tancredi and informs Michael, who is brought to Krantz with the others. Krantz punishes them by performing a lottery. Self is picked and Krantz has Self's wife killed and Self escapes, but is critically shot. Michael, Burrows and Mahone find Christina and take Scylla; but Burrows is captured. Bagwell, who overheard Michael and Mahone's conversation, captures Tancredi and brings her to Krantz, who calls Michael and demands Scylla in exchange for her. Christina calls Michael and makes the same demand in exchange for Burrows, critically shooting him to force Michael to hurry.
	+ While walking in the streets of Chicago, Sucre meets Benjamin Franklin, who reveals that there is a man, called Paul, who has great power and is ready to grant Michael and the others immunity in exchange for Scylla. Michael arranges a location with Christina and tries to kill her there; but the police arrive and both parties escape. Burrows tells Michael about the baby and asks him to let him die. Christina loses the deal with Banarjee because of failure to deliver Scylla. Mahone apparently betrays Michael and calls Christina, making a deal to bring Scylla in exchange for his wife, Pam, being saved from the Company. Michael arranges a transaction with Krantz, who leaves without Tancredi, intending to kill Michael after taking Scylla. Bagwell tries to rape her; but Michael arrives and rescues her. Meanwhile, the FBI interrogates Self in the hospital until Christina's assistant, posed as a doctor, arrives and injects him with toxic substance. Mahone gives a device to Christina for testing and enters the room Burrows is held. The device is revealed to be a bomb instead of Scylla; and this is all revealed to be Michael's plan to save everyone.

#### February

* February 1
	+ The bomb detonates and Mahone and Burrows escape; but Christina survives. Michael, Burrows, Mahone and Tancredi reunite and decide to destroy Scylla before Paul Kellerman, revealed to have been saved by Aldo's men during his transfer, calls and offers them freedom in exchange for Scylla. Self gets paralyzed as a result of the injection. Bagwell arranges a meeting with Sucre and is captured by him and Franklin. The duo starts torturing him to find the others. They take Burrows outside a hospital and Mahone covers for Tancredi to take the necessary tools, but is arrested by the FBI himself. The trio are captured by the Company operatives. Sucre and Franklin arrive and kill Krantz' men; Tancredi convinces Michael to spare Krantz' life and they lock him before leaving. They are attacked by Christina, whom Tancredi kills. Michael gives Scylla to Kellerman and Michael, Burrows, Tancredi, Sucre, Franklin and Mahone are given immunity. Krantz and Bagwell are arrested, with Krantz receiving the death penalty.
* **February 27**
	+ Ray Bulgarin tries to kill Niko Bellic, after one of the operations has failed.

#### March

* **March 11**
	+ Julian Albert's sister, Emma dies from unknown illnesses.
* **March 25**
	+ Cailey Fleming is born.

#### April

* **April 5**
	+ Due to intel from Dalia Margolis, Sirki "The Mongoose" Revish gets apprehended by a strike force team led by General Reza Zaydan.
* **April 18**
	+ Sammy Bottino goes into hiding out west due to murder charges being pinned on him in Vice City.
* **April 24**
	+ Vito Duric smuggles diamonds from Crystal Dawn in Harare.

#### May

* **May 2**
	+ The Saints team is founded, and they start their training.
* **May 14**
	+ Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin gets married.

#### June

* **June 11**
	+ Wong becomes a librarian at Kamar-Taj.
* **June 29**
	+ The iPhone is introduced.

#### July

* **July 2**
	+ Cassandra Lang is born to Scott Lang and Maggie Greer in San Francisco, California.
* **July 7**
	+ The Saints are greenlighted for field operations by Benjamin Travis.
* **July 11**
	+ Claudia Alta "Lady Bird" Johnson dies.
* **July 25**
	+ Michael J. Schofield, Jr. is born to Michael Scofield and Sara Tancredi.

#### August

* **August 4**
	+ Kamran Dewala is born to Najma Dewala.
* **August 6**
	+ Jason Michaels earns his patch in the Lost MC.
* **August 15**
	+ After the real Barry Allen and Eobard Thawne created the post-Flashpoint timeline, Savitar telepathically appeared to Julian Albert in the form of his deceased sister Emma and tells him of the Philosopher's Stone, claiming it could bring "her" back to him. Julian goes on tot spent the next four years searching for it until April 2012.
* **August 23**
	+ A 15-year-old Mexican girl, Isla Morales, is found dead in Mark Fostenburg's pizza oven.

#### September

* **September 4**
	+ Maya Lopez begins her first day of second grade at a regular school, despite her father's assurances that she could attend a deaf school.
* **September 5**
	+ The following day, Kazi Kazimierczak and Maya Lopez attends a class together at Brooklyn Karate Academy. William teaches his daughter to be good in class and reminds her that speed is more valuable than size, and he also reminds her of how to use her size to her advantage in taking down opponents. Later, Maya Lopez meets her father's business partner, Wilson Fisk.
* **September 8**
	+ Penny Teller breaks up with Kurt O'Hollivan.
* **September 10**
	+ Jane Wyman dies.
* **September 17**
	+ 10,000 illegal firearms are recovered by the Liberty City Police Department.
* **September 22**
	+ Leonard and Raj creates an idea involving the conversion of footsteps into electromagnetic energy to make it possible for one to recharge their cell phone while walking.
* **September 24**
	+ In Pasadena inside the Apartment building, Penny moves into the apartment across the hall from Cooper-Hofstadter apartment, becoming the neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

#### October

* **October 1**
	+ Lily Tucker-Pritchett is born to a Vietnamese woman in Vietnam, Asia, and she would by adopted by Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in September 2009.
* **October 16**
	+ 83 people are murder in Middle Park in Liberty City.
* **October 27**
	+ Le Knobeliske is built and is put in Middle Park.

#### November

* **November 4**
	+ In Starling City, Robert disagrees with Malcolm's proposed "Undertaking", which would involve leveling the Glades with a machine, which will be built in five years, and killing thousands of people in order to rebuild the area.
* **November 7**
	+ As a result of Robert's disagreement, Malcolm Merlyn has a bomb planted on the Queens' yacht just two weeks before Robert boards it to head to China for his plan to stop Malcolm.
* **November 11**
	+ A couple days prior to the sabotage of the Queen's Gambit, Sara and Laurel gets into an argument after Laurel tells her that she and Oliver plan on moving in together in the coming weeks; and Sara agrees to meet Oliver at the docks on the 13th.
* **November 13**
	+ Robert Queen, and his son Oliver and Sara Lance boards the Queen's Gambit on a trip.
* **November 22**
	+ The Queen's Gambit goes down over the pacific, which is sabotage by the Undertaking. Sara is washed overboard whilst Robert, Oliver and their bodyguard Dave Hackett survives.
		- After being left adrift from the Queen's Gambit wreckage, Sara is rescued and brought abord the Amazo, where she meets Dr. Anthony Ivo, who asks her to help him with his experiments to what he believes to be saving humanity.
		- While on a life raft, Robert realizes there is only food and water for one person and after that, Robert shoots and kills Dave Hackett, and tells his son to survive and he momentarily shoots himself in the head.
* **November 27**
	+ At noon days following the Gambit sinking, Laurel and Quentin watches a news report about the Queen's Gambit gone missing. Moira arrives at their house and tells them about Sara being onboard the ship.

#### December

* **December 4**
	+ After spending days on a life raft, Oliver washes up on Lian Yu.
* **December 8**
	+ The Great Recession Period begins.
* **December 13**
	+ While burying his father, Oliver finds a blank notebook in Robert's pocket. Oliver meets an Asian archer, who he misunderstands for an attacker. The hooded figure, Yao Fei Gulong, who is actually trying to help him; Oliver misunderstands and escapes; and Yao Fei has been pursued by a group of armed men working for a man named Edward Fyers. Yao Fei forces Oliver to kill a bird for food, making it the latter's first kill. He was also taught to forget Laurel.
* **December 24**
	+ Oliver Queen is caught and tortured by the armed men, led by Edward Fyers, for the location of Yao Fei, who is revealed to be a former military officer, before being saved by the latter.

## *`2008`*

#### January

* **January 4**
	+ While on Lian Yu, Oliver has a dream of Robert blaming him for his idleness and Oliver discovers the target names in his father's notebook.
* **January 10**
	+ Yao Fei captures Fyers, who tells Oliver that the island was a prison for dangerous criminals and that his unit was tasked to exterminate the inmates, including Yao Fei, after the program was shut down.
	+ Yao Fei is catured by the unit while leading Oliver to a possible escape from the island; and the latter escapes.
* **January 12**
	+ Oliver kills a mercenary, wearing his uniform and recovering his tools, including a map.
	+ Oliver is captured by the mercenaries as Yao Fei was apparently working for them.
	+ At night, Yao Fei overpowers Oliver in a mandatory duel and makes him appear dead. His body is thrown to a waterfall, where he wakes up and finds an upgraded map, planted by Yao Fei.
* **January 22**
	+ Heath Ledger dies of an overdose, and his best friend, Mary-Kate Olsen, is suspected of being behind his death.

#### February

* **February 3**
	+ Oliver Queen meets Slade Wilson, an Australian Intelligence operative who came to the island to free Yao Fei. Wilson reveals that the masked mercenary who tortured Oliver was Wilson's partner; and Wilson has the same mask.
	+ Slade starts training Oliver to get him ready to infiltrate the airfield, the only apparent way out.
* **February 26**
	+ The Nords and the Mayans form an alliance in Chino.

#### March

* **March 2**
	+ Niko Bellic arrives in America via boat, and he receives a warm welcome from his cousin Roman.
* March 3
	+ The next day, Roman introduces Niko to Mallorie Bardas, his work colleague and girlfriend. Shortly afterwards, Vladimir Glebov introduces himself, and tells Roman to pay his debts. Vlad soon leaves, complaining about Niko constantly staring at him and threatening that he will "have his head chopped off and put a film of it on the internet". Roman and Niko then leave so Roman could take Niko around the city.
* **March 5**
	+ Niko receives a text message from Roman asking him to hurry back to the depot; he needs help.
	+ Upon entering the office, Niko chases off the Albanian thugs, Dardan Petrela and Bledar Morina. Roman then receives a call from Mallorie, and asks Niko to pick her up from the Hove Beach LTA and take her and her friend, Michelle, to Michelle's apartment.
* **March 6**
	+ Niko receives a call from Michelle, asking to go on a date. Later on, the two goes out on a date.
* **March 8**
	+ Two days later, Roman calls Niko to ask him for help; the Albanian Mafia loan sharks have him trapped on the basketball courts in the Firefly Projects.
	+ Upon arriving, Niko fights and kills Bledar and Kalem.
	+ Afterwards, Niko notices Dardan and the two chases after Dardan. After the chase, Niko grabs Dardan's knife and kills him with his own knife, and afterwards, Niko drives Roman to depot.
* **March 9**
	+ The next day, Niko enters Roman's cab depot, where Vlad and Mallorie are talking. Vlad and Niko exchange some unpleasant words when Vlad tells Niko to get him a cup of coffee. Roman walks in interrupting them, and Vlad suggests he and Niko do him a few favors to pay off his debts. After Vlad leaves, Roman asks Niko to pick up a regular customer, Jermaine Andrews.
	+ Later, Jermaine asks Niko to take him to Masterson Street in Hove Beach. During the drive, Jermaine explains that there's a shipment of stolen auto parts in the lockup that he intends to resell; he just needs Niko's help in transportaing them.
	+ At the lockup, after picking it up Jermaine thinks the cops are on to him, a moment after, two policer cruisers roll up the street. Jermaine panics and yells for Niko to get him out of there. Niko manages to escape the LCPD, and with that, Niko drops Jermaine off at his house.
* **March 11**
	+ Roman is busy taking calls as Niko walks in, after they both talk about Niko's past in the army, to with Niko tries to change the conversation saying that he will say more when Roman have time, Roman asks Niko to pick up Little Jacob on Oneida Avenue in South Slopes.
	+ Niko picks up Little Jacob and drives him over to Dillon Street in Schottler. Little Jacob has heard from Roman that Niko has experience with weapons, so Jacob asks him to watch over a meeting he has planned, and gives him a pistol to do so.
	+ At the location of the meet, with Jacob and Niko both in positions, three Hillside Posse gang members turn up, but only one is expected. They open fire on Little Jacob, prompting Niko to open fire too. Niko and Jacob kills the three traitors, Baron Smith, Jahmar Brown, and Daniel Shamar.
	+ Afterwards, Niko and Jacob escapes the alley way, and Niko then drives Little Jacob to the Homebrew Cafe.
* **March 13**
	+ Little Jacob wants Niko's help on dealing with several rival gang members who are causing trouble for him and Teafore "Real Badman" Maxwell-Davies.
	+ Niko meets up with Little Jacob at Jacob's apartment. Jacob wants Niko to drive him to Saratoga Avenue in Willis for a drug deal. However, Jacob is uneasy about it because he is buying drugs from a new source. He wants Niko to cover him from the back, outside the apartment where the deal will take place. Just in case the deal goes sour, as he covers the front of the apartment.
	+ The deal does indeed go sour, as the dealers don't even have the drugs and just want the money. Jacob calls Niko that they are trying to escape through the back. Niko kills the three dealers who are trying to escape. Niko picks up Jacob and he reguests Niko drive to Savannah Avenue in Meadows Park to get revenge on the people who set the deal up.
	+ Niko and Jacob break into the apartment and kill all the inhabitants shooting at them. After that, Jacob wants Niko to drive him to his base of operations, the Homebrew Cafe.
* **March 14**
	+ Niko meets Vlad at the Comrades Bar over on Mohawk Ave in Hove Beach.
	+ Upon arrival, Niko and Vlad converse. Vlad, despite repeated insults, actually seems to like Niko, and trusts him enough to send him out on a mission. Vlad asks Niko to deal with a china shop owner who owes Vlad protection money. Vlad asks Niko to not hurt the man, but to get the money. Vlad offers Niko a baseball bat to intimidate the shop owner, but Niko declines it, arguing that the has other ways of going about it.
	+ After the conversation, Niko heads over to the China shop in Cerveza Heights, located on Huntington Street. When arriving, Niko finds the door locked and the owner is refusing to pay up.
	+ The man will soon agree to pay out in fear. Niko then takes the money to Vlad who is in Comrades Bar.
* **March 15**
	+ When Niko enters the Comrades Bar, Vlad is talking to Mallorie over the phone and promptly hangs up when he sees that Niko have arrived. Once again, Vlad wants Niko to remind another borrower, a laundromat's owner Gregori Moscowski, Vlad calls a "Moscovski jerk", to pay his loan.
	+ Afterwards, Niko drives around the block to the laundromat. He heads into the front and Moscowski tosses a basket full of clothes at Niko as a means of hampering his pursuit.
	+ The owner Moscowski runs out the back and flees in a launderomat van. Niko chases him on foot and then steals car to chase him. He then drives after the Moscowski and rams into his van until he pulls over and gives up the fight. Niko confirms that Vlad will soon get his money. After that, Niko phones Vlad.
* **March 17**
	+ Tracy reluctantly attends the St. Patrick's Day party after being talked into it by her roommate and best friend Kelly. At the party, she runs into Mitch (The Naked Man) who is revealed as her music instructor from some years back, before either had moved to New York. Tracy offers Mitch a cello she no longer uses and invites him back to her place. They prematurely leave the party and she forgets her Yellow Umbrella at the club.
	+ At Tracy's apartment, she brings out the cello only to find Mitch standing nude before her. Mitch explains the purpose of The Naked Man move and Tracy expresses more disillusionment with dating. Mitch asks Tracy what she wants to do with her life from now on. She decides she wants to end world poverty. Mitch tells her everything she does from now on should be in service of that goal. This inspires Tracy to go to university. Tracy then realizes she forgot her umbrella and rushes to retrieve it, just as Kelly arrives home (The Naked Man works on her).
* **March 18**
	+ The club had closed before Tracy arrives, and when she returns the next morning, Ted had already taken the umbrella while looking for his lost phone.

#### April

* **April 12**
	+ While in Afghanistan, John Diggle saves terrorist Gholem Qadir, and he meets Lyla Michaels.
* **April 27**
	+ Grace Gibbons is born.

#### May

* **May 8**
	+ After spending three months being trained by Wilson, Oliver and Slade begins to infiltrate the airstrip.
* **May 18**
	+ After infiltrating the airstrip, Wilson reveals plans to send in an airstrike to wipe out all of Fyers' operation. Oliver heads out to save Yao Fei, but is recaptured by Fyers.
	+ Before he can be executed, Wilson arrives, rescuing Oliver and killing Wintergreen. Although they miss the supply aircraft, Wilson and Oliver decide to continue to work together to get off the island, with Wilson stating that Fyers is hired by another party for a purpose. Yao Fei is revealed to have changed sides because his daughter, Shado, is held captive by Fyers.
* **May 20**
	+ Oliver tries to treat Wilson's infected wound by finding the herbs Yao Fei used. He is intercepted by a wounded man who asks for help, but Oliver leaves him, believing it to be a trap.
* **May 22**
	+ Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull premieres in the US.
* **May 28**
	+ One week later, Oliver repairs a damaged radio. After doing so, Wilson uses to tune into the radio communications of Fyers. They find out that Fyers possess an advanced anti-aircraft missile launcher.
	+ Oliver and Slade steals the circuit board of the anti-aircraft missile launcher, which the latter states can start a war, and offer Fyers a trade of the board with a way out of the island.
* **May 29**
	+ Oliver and Slade frees Shado, but at the cost of Fyers reacquiring the board. She claims to know Fyers' scheme.
	+ Shado reveals that Yao Fei took the blame of a massacre committed by the Chinese government and was exiled to the island. Now Fyers is using him as a scapegoat for his schemes. She begins training Oliver to use a bow.

#### June

* **June 7**
	+ Shado continues teaching Oliver to use a bow before Yao Fei brings Fyers' men to their hideout.
* **June 15**
	+ During the 8th day of their imprisonment, the man Oliver chose not to help is revealed to be working for Fyers, who reveals that he plans to cripple the Chinese economy by blowing up commercial planes going into the country. His employer is revealed to be Amanda Waller, the leader of A.R.G.U.S. He murders Yao Fei after forcing him to take credit for the attacks via video recording.
	+ Fyers fires a missile at an approaching airlines, but Oliver and Shado manage to override the coordinates and destroy the missile. Afterwards, Oliver kills Fyers, revealing to have gained relative skill with bow.

#### July

* **July 12**
	+ Sean Rose bombs a supposedly vacated government officer in Auckland, New Zealand in the name of the Pristine Army. Two adults, and seven young children die.
	+ Later, all leaders of the Pristine Army gets apprehended.

#### August

* **August 3**
	+ Henry Brown is born in Connecticut.

#### November

* **November 3**
	+ Niko Bellic arrives in East Hook, and he kills Dimitri Rascalov for his betrayal and his heinous actions.
	+ Because of being pre-occupied with recent events, Tony Prince refuses to pay his debts. As a result, the Hercules and Maisonette 9 nightclubs among their other nightclubs are temporarily shut down by the Liberty City mayor's office.
* **November 4**
	+ Luis Lopez meets Rocco Pelosi and his uncle Vince in the restrooms in Middle Park, and they explain to him that he must kill Tony, or the Anceelottis and Russians will team up and kill Tony, Luis and all of their friends and family.
	+ Niko Bellic and Kate McReary arrive at the church in Suffolk. Roman Bellic marries Mallorie Bardas in front of their friends and families; Little Jacob, Lucifer, Kara, Brucie, Bernie and Kate.
	+ During the celebrations after the two got married, James Pegorino attempts to kill Niko Bellic and Lucifer Morningstar in a drive-by, but Lucifer shields Niko, Roman, and Kate from being killed using his recent regrown angel wings.
	+ After saving them, Lucifer vows to end Pegorino's life.
	+ Elsewhere in Liberty City at Maisonette 9, Luis shows up at Maisonette 9, and contemplates shooting Tony before Luis shoots and kills Vince Pelosi. Tony warns Luis not to shoot Rocco, as he is a "made man", and Luis instead orders Rocco Pelosi to get out of their club, and he escapes. This forces Rocco to go into hiding and leave Liberty City; he later ran to LS.
	+ The Russians show up ensuing in a huge gunfight within the club against Luis Lopez. Tony blames Luis for contemplating to kill him and flees to his apartment to pack and move to the desert. Luis convinces Tony that he chose not to kill him because it is them against the world, and that they need to resolve their situation.
	+ Luis ventures to Firefly Island to ambush a Russian heroin exchange, telling Tony to hide out by the Monoglobe in Meadows Park. Luis destroys the heroin and kills Timur Ovchinnikov, who mentions that Bulgarin is fleeing the city by plan within two hours. After an opportune phone conversation, Yusuf shows up in the Buzzard and eliminates the pursuing Russians while Luis drives to the airport.
	+ Luis Lopez manages to board the plane, and kills all of Bulgarin's henchmen on board. A vengeful Bulgarin emerges from the cockpit holding a grenade, threatening destruction to both of them if Luis kills him. Luis takes the risk and shoots Ray Bulgarin, killing him, who drops the grenade causing it to explode. Luis parachutes out of the burning wreckage of the plane to safety, and heads to Meadows Park where Tony is waiting.
	+ Once landing in Meadows Park, Luis and Tony tells Yusuf that they won't franchise the clubs since they prefer to keep it a "family business". As for the diamonds, they in the end are found by a street dweller, Jerry Kapowitz, among a heap of garbage when Luis accidentally bumps into him en route to meeting Tony at Meadows Park.
* **November 5**
	+ After Roman and Mallorie's wedding from the day earlier, Niko, who has been mourning the death of Kate and Roman, receives a phone call from Little Jacob telling him he and Roman found some of Jimmy Pegorino's soldiers, led by Tito Corte who is Pegorino's caporegime, in a building in Koresh Square in Alderney, New Jersey.
	+ Niko Bellic hunts James Pegorino via Tito Corte and Corte's made men with Jacob Hughes' help. This chase eventually leads them to the abandoned casino in the North of Alderney, New Jersey, with Niko telling Jacob not to join the fight and he stays behind. Niko then fights his way into the casino, until he finds Pegorino. Pegorino states that if he would've worked for him things would be better, and Kate and Roman's deaths was Niko's fault. He then runs away and boards a boat on a jetty after loose more of his soldiers which are killed by Niko.
	+ Niko then gives chase by using a dirt bike and staying on the shore. After a short while, Jacob and Lucifer arrive in an Annihilator. Niko then jumps onto it by means of a ramp, and Lucifer pulls him in the helicopter.
	+ Once aboard, Niko takes over the controls (as Jacob claims that he is bad at flying) and flies over Pegorino's boat with Jacob shooting at it. Meanwhile, Lucifer reveals he arrived to help the two kill and destroy Jimmy Pegorino and crime family's remnants. Seconds later, the boat catches fire but due to a RPG shot so does the Annihilator.
	+ Jimmy manages to escape from the boat at Happiness Island and run under the Statue of Happiness while Niko safely lands the burning helicopter and goes after Pegorino.
	+ Niko engages in a gun battle with Pegorino, as he continues shooting after Niko and Jacob, missing every single shot. When suddenly, Lucifer arrives, grabbing Pegorino's weapon, and makes Pegorino's AK-47 go inadequate, after which, he beats him. Afterwards, Niko tells Pegorino about knowing people in the Commission and that they said they thought he (Pegorino) was a fat fucking joke, and Lucifer, Niko and Jacob laughs as Lucifer tells Pegorino some things and, as the three turn their backs to Pegorino, the latter raises a hidden Clock 16 towards the three, and a mere second later, Lucifer reveals his Devil Face to Pegorino and allows Niko to kill Pegorino. As Lucifer his back to Pegorino again, Niko quickly turns and kills Pegorino.
* **November 9**
	+ With Jon's last request to Lucifer, he asks him to help out his son, to watch over him and get him on a better path, to which Lucifer replies "Yes. Of couse my old friend." Upon hearing those good news from Lucifer, Jon Gravelli dies at the age of 85 in his hospital bed.
* **November 10**
	+ In Liberty City, Lucifer threatens the Liberty City mayor to guarantee that the permits for his Liberty City nightclubs will remain valid for the next 15-20 years.
	+ After 5 months of believing to be alone, Oliver, Shado and Slade Wilson encounter new armed men. The newcomers are revealed to be searching for some specific graves.
* **November 11**
	+ Poussey Washington and her friends Ali and Mikey are in New York to see the band "The Rootz". Poussey eventually gets lost and travels around New York City until she finally managed to return home.
* November 12
	+ Slade advises Oliver not to let his relationship with Shado get too serious.
	+ The trio discovers a cave containing the remains of several cranially disfigured World War II Japanese soldiers, where Oliver finds a hosen, an arrowhead, which he takes.
	+ A ship, called Amazo, starts bombarding Oliver and Slade, giving severe burn marks on across the face of the latter.
	+ Oliver finds himself imprisoned with other inmates in a ship called the "Amazo", where he first meets Anatoly Knyazev, a high-ranking member of the Bratva.
* **November 13**
	+ Jon Gravelli's funeral is held in Liberty City.
* **November 16**
	+ Oliver is questioned about the Japanese bodies; but when he refuses to answer, he is taken to an interrogation room where he first learns that Sara is alive. Sara injures Oliver whilst on the Amazo.
	+ Ivo reveals to Oliver that the Japanese soldiers were transporting "Mirakuru", a secret serum for human enhancement.
	+ Later, Sara plays Oliver into revealing that Shado and Slade are still alive. Oliver realizes Sara has betrayed him by revealing his identity to Ivo.
* **November 18**
	+ Shado and Slade rescue Oliver and Sara, after Dr. Ivo and his men travel to the island to locate the Hosen, the stone arrowhead, which contains coordinates to the wreckage of the Japanese submarine.
	+ Oliver and Shado find the Mirakuru, but when they inject it into Slade without the required sedative, his heart stops, just as Ivo arrives with his men.
	+ Ivo tells Oliver to choose between Sara and Shado. When Oliver steps in front of Sara, Ivo kills Shado, but flees when Slade turns up with super-human strength and kills his men, leaving the Mirakuru behind.
* **November 19**
	+ Slade experiences adverse effects to his mind and personality due to the Mirakuru, which leads to him secretly separating from Oliver and Sara.
	+ Sara initially considers an offer from Ivo to return the Mirakuru for safe passage off the island, but changes her mind eventually.
	+ Oliver stops Slade from destroying Ivo's freighter with Fyers' missile launcher. They plan to capture the freighter.
* **November 24**
	+ Doing her time with Oliver and Slade on Lian Yu, Sara discover a pilot who was shot down while flying over the island, and the pilot makes her promise to look after his daughter, Cindy Simone, as he dies. Sara and Oliver buries the pilot.
	+ From the plane, they recover a parachute, which they plan to use to take the freighter.
* **November 25**
	+ Oliver, Slade, and Sara are able to board the ship.
	+ Sara frees the prisoners, while Oliver and Slade go after Ivo, who reveals the truth about Shado's death to Slade. Slade turns on Oliver and imprisons him onn the ship as Sara and the other prisoners escape to the island.
	+ Slade takes control of the ship, amputates Ivo's right hand and reveals to Oliver that he kept the Mirakuru, having had Sara and Oliver destroy an empty box previously, and promises Oliver that he will not kill him until he has first made him suffer the loss of those he loves.
	+ Slade demands Sara return Hendrik, one of the escapees who can fix the engines of the ship, by threatening to kill Oliver. Sara and the other escapees prepare to send Hendrik back against his will while Slade has the tattoo on Shado's back drawn on Oliver's as a reminder.
* **November 26**
	+ Sara attempts to use the trade for Oliver as a moment to kill Slade, but fails. Shado's hallucinations convinces Slade to spare Oliver and Sara, leaving Ivo with them on the island.
	+ Oliver kills Ivo on his request after Ivo tells him the location of the Mirakuru cure.
	+ Anatoly repairs the Japanese submarine and he and Oliver prepare to attack the Amazo; but Oliver gets a distress signal from Sara outside the submarine.
* **November 27**
	+ Oliver boards the Amazo to rescue Sara, who was captured by Slade, with specific orders for Anatoly to destroy the ship if they do not return within an hour. However, they are both captured by Slade.
	+ The Amazo sinks as Oliver planned. He presumably kills Slade while Sara disappears overboard.
* **November 30**
	+ The U.S. Government spends $700 billion to bail out several major banks.

#### December

* **December 3**
	+ Dale Jenkins is voted for British's Atheist of the Year.
* **December 7**
	+ The fugitive Christian Beaumont is captured.
* **December 9**
	+ The fugitive Joe Ramsey is captured.
* **December 12**
	+ Sara Lance is rescued by Nyssa al Ghul and is then taken by the League of Assassins. After Sara quickly rise through the League's ranks, she would fall in love with Nyssa.
	+ Chad and Shanice Mulligan gets married.
* **December 17**
	+ Minotaur Finance is awarded the "Management Company of the Year" in the Los Santos Management Company Awards.
* **December 19**
	+ Franklin Clinton is placed in Bolingbroke Penitentiary in Blaine County, California.

## *`2009`*

#### January

* **January 7**
	+ Huang Lee arrives in Liberty City from Hong Kong, China.
* **January 10**
	+ One month later following the events on Lian Yu against Wilson, Oliver awakens in Hong Kong, where he meets the leader of A.R.G.U.S..
* January 14
	+ After a month of training with the League of Assassins, Sara Lance quickly rises through the ranks and becomes one of the best League members while also becoming extremely hard to kill even for someone like Malcolm Merlyn or Nyssa al Ghul.
* **January 18**
	+ Amanda Waller assigns Agent Maseo Yamashiro as Oliver Queen's handler in the field.

#### February

* **February 8**
	+ While in prison, Floyd Lawton is propositioned high-ranking H.I.V.E. member, Mina Fayad, to assassinate Andrew Diggle, in which Lawton accepts the contract, and the contract jump-starts his career as the sniper assassin later known as Deadshot.
* **February 17**
	+ After numerous failed attempts to escape the past five weeks, Oliver agrees to proceed with his training to prevent Waller from killing Maseo's family as punishment for his failure in restraining Oliver.
* **February 22**
	+ Andy Diggle and his older brother John Diggle are working as bodyguards at the Merlyn Mansion for Tommy Merlyn's 25th birthday, Andy Diggle is shot and 'killed' by Floyd Lawton aka Deadshot, with Andy's death being faked by H.I.V.E. to work for them.

#### April

* **April 15**
	+ After seeing activity on Oliver's email account, Tommy Merlyn travels to Hong Kong.
* **April 18**
	+ Oliver is tasked with killing Tommy Merlyn, after Tommy comes to Hong Kong hoping to find Oliver after seeing activity on Oliver's email account.
	+ To save Tommy, Oliver pretends to kidnap him and tricks him into thinking that it was a ruse to gain ransom money before Maseo, posing as a police officer, rescues Tommy.
* **April 19**
	+ After his "uneventful day" in Hong Kong, Tommy travels home to Starling City.

#### May

* **May 28**
	+ Felicity Smoak graduates from MIT with flying colors.

#### June

* **June 12**
	+ The Great Recession period ends.
* **June 15**
	+ Michael Jackson dies of unknown causes.

#### July

* **July 8**
	+ General Wade Eiling and Eobard Thawne posing as "Harrison Wells" ends their partnership over conflicting methods, with the mistreatment of an experimental gorilla named Grodd being the final straw.
* **July 13**
	+ Oliver completes his first assassination, and learns that Waller was behind Edward Fyers' actions on the island; and her intention was to kill Chien Na Wei on a flight to Hong Kong. Since Oliver stopped the attack, Waller demands him to help her find out the reason of Chien's presence.
* **July 16**
	+ William Gallagher is born to Frank and Monica Gallagher in Chicago, Illinois.
* **July 27**
	+ Maseo's wife, Tatsu, uses a type of meditation to help Oliver remember where a dead associate of Chien's dropped a letter, hoping that he leaves her family soon. From the letter the name Li Kuan Hui is extracted.
* **July 30**
	+ Shortly after the birth of Liam, Monica Gallagher abandons her entire family like they were nothing.

#### August

* **August 6**
	+ Frank Mathers leaves his wife to marry his assistant, Abigail Winthrop.
	+ Jeff Winger, Britta Perry, Troy Barnes, Abed Nadir, Pierce Hawthorne, Shirley Bennett, and Annie Edison gets assigned into Greendale Community College.
* **August 7**
	+ Winger, Perry, Barnes, Nadir, Hawthorne, Bennett, and Edison gets into Greendale Community College.
* **August 8**
	+ Winger, Perry, Barnes, Nadir, Hawthorne, Bennett, and Edison starts their first day in Greendale Community College.
* **August 11**
	+ Jeff Winger forms a study group together with Perry, Barnes, Nadir, Hawthorne, Bennett, and Edison.

* **August 17**
	+ In Hong Kong, Oliver and Tatsu go off to find Maseo when he goes missing, during which time she ends her displeasure towards Oliver. They return home and find Maseo safe and sound.

#### September

* **September 14**
	+ Derrick McReary dies of an overdose.

#### October

* **October 22**
	+ Lolly Whitehill is arrested for assaulting an officer.

#### November

* **November 3**
	+ Joel and Tommy rents two Harley-Davidson motorcycles on Tommy's birthday and go for a cross country ride.
* **November 6**
	+ The fugitive Carl McCann is captured.
* **November 11**
	+ Garfield Lynns and his unit is called to duty at the Nodell Towers fire. Raynes, their leader, eventually orders the group to flee the burning site, but Lynns insists on staying and saving it. The building suddenly collapses and Lynns, trapped inside, is presumed dead.
* **November 14**
	+ Nicky Nichols undergoes heart surgery, and later crashes a New York taxi UI and is bailed out by her mother Marka.
* **November 16**
	+ Giovanni Ancelotti, the longtime mob boss of Ancelotti family, dies.
* **November 17**
	+ Nicky Nichols is arrested for trespassing and possession of heroin.
* **November 22**
	+ After the Tamil Tigers, a Tamil separist Movement in Sri Lanka, disbands, Maya Parvati flees the country and joins the Maelstrom and his pirate crew in the South China Sea.
* **November 28**
	+ Oliver begins learning how to torture suspects effectively to get information, and over the next two months, Oliver becomes incredibly skilled at effectively torturing anyone using any amount of pain of other ways and even becomes so skilled to be able to torture someone without pain.