Janus Series

## **`SCP JANUS SERIES`**

1. SCP-000-J: "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
2. SCP-001-J: The Big Red Button
3. SCP-002-J: Amnesiac Treatment
4. SCP-0002-J: Toilet Humor
5. SCP-003-J: Bring Your Kid to Work Day!
6. SCP-004-J: Stan from Accounting
7. SCP-005-J: O5 Birthday
8. SCP-006-J: Creepy Bugs
9. SCP-006-X-J: Protea
10. SCP-007-J: Unidentified Muffin Creature
11. SCP-007-X-J: Plus/Minus Coin
12. SCP-008-J: Geoff
13. SCP-009-J: Where Is It?
14. SCP-010-J: Unimportant
15. SCP-011-J: The Baby
16. SCP-012-J: Special Comedy Procedures
17. SCP-013-J: The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom
18. SCP-014-J: A Fork
19. SCP-015-J: Just Really Misunderstood
20. SCP-016-J: Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
21. SCP-017-J: Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
22. SCP-018-J: Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
23. SCP-019-J: Probably the Scarlet King
24. SCP-020-J: A Pale Comparison
25. SCP-022-J: Memetic Metal
26. SCP-025-J: Liquid SCP Foundation
27. SCP-026-J: A Cold Post
28. SCP-027-J: Schrödinger's Remote
29. SCP-027-X-J: The big bad tap hen
30. SCP-028-J: PC Load Letter?!
31. SCP-029-J: Jesus Take the Wheel!
32. SCP-030-J: Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
33. SCP-031-J: Evening of Terrors
34. SCP-042-J: Billions of Anomalous Pillows
35. SCP-044-J: SCP-J(argon)
36. SCP-044-X-J: This damn schnapps
37. SCP-048-J: Negative Probability Phrase
38. SCP-049-J: The Plague Fellow
39. SCP-50-X-J: The Deagle
40. SCP-055-J: Who Knows?
41. SCP-055-X-J: LARGE HAM!
42. SCP-063-J: Non-Euclidean Geometries
43. SCP-065-J: Singing Cacti Amigos
44. SCP-069-J: "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
45. SCP-076-J: IN OWN WORDS
46. SCP-078-J: Cooties
47. SCP-80s-J: Strangerer Things
48. SCP-80-X-J: Chicken Corps
49. SCP-093-J: Failed Embezzlement Scheme
50. SCP-095-J: Anomalous Typeface
51. SCP-096-J: NarrAway
52. SCP-100-J: A Steaming Pile of Shit
53. SCP-101-X-J: The Hard-To-Open Container
54. SCP-103-J: Confirmed
55. SCP-106-J: The Barbecue Man
56. SCP-110-J: Personal Retirement, Effective Immediately
57. SCP-111-J: An Innocent Suburban Household
58. SCP-118-J: The Saltiest Doctor Alive
59. SCP-123-J: Amazing Butter-like Substance!
60. SPC-126-J: Not Shark For Work
61. SCP-143-J: insert witty name here
62. SCP-145-J: Another Shitty Day at Work
63. SCP-164-J: Ear Magic
64. SPC-169-J: The Big One
65. SPC-172-J: Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight
66. SCP-173-J: The Original "The Sculpture"
67. SPC-173-J: A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
68. SCP-184-J: The Elaboration Squirrel
69. SCP-1D6-J: Gygax's Folly
70. SCP-200-J: Refrigerator Logic
71. SCP-209-J: The Hard-To-Destroy Insect
72. SCP-222-J: Contagious Biophysical Behavior
73. SCP-231-J: 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
74. SCP-248-J: Picture It
75. SCP-273-J: ‘Freezies’
76. SCP-294-J: Genesis, Freshly Brewed
77. SCP-300-J: Our Glorious Ruler
78. SCP-309-J: the prime example of what not to do
79. SCP-314-J: Numerical Proofs (That You Suck)
80. SCP-329-J: The Ghoooost Siiiign
81. SCP-333-J: Skippy's Corner Pub
82. SCP-334-J: The Lost Sock Room
83. SCP-343-J: Russell's Soup Can
84. SCP-371-J: peanut funi xd 🥜😂
85. SCP-404-J: The Pantheon
86. SCP-419-J: A Trustworthy Man
87. SCP-420-J: The Best ████ in the World
88. SCP-444-J: Six Day Long Fruit Preserves Convention
89. SCP-477-J: This Should Be A Mainlist
90. SCP-496-J: Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
91. SCP-536-J: It's on the back of your head
92. SCP-543-J: Tweetle Beetles
93. SCP-555-J: Squid Mop
94. SCP-579-J: Microtransactions
95. SCP-615-J: Diplomatic Immunity
96. SCP-616-J: Class D Recruitment Process
97. SCP-619-J: Championship Belt
98. SCP-630-J: A Song In Their Heart
99. SCP-661-J: Crippling Indecisiveness
100. SCP-666-J: Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills
101. SCP-666-X-J: The Roaring Flames of Hell
102. SCP-682-J: SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
103. SCP-719-J: BALLS
104. SCP-721-J: A Stupid Dog Picture
105. SCP-723-J: Sad Roach
106. SCP-724-J: Bad Roach
107. SCP-727-J: Malevolent Celestial Object
108. SCP-729-J: Peep Peep, Motherfucker
109. SCP-732-J: Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
110. SCP-733-J: System Of A Down
111. SCP-733-X-J: Snow Halation
112. SCP-777-J: Darkblade
113. SCP-789-J: the butt ghost!!
114. SCP-800-J: American Football
115. SCP-808-J: The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
116. SCP-810-J: A Dog In Need Of Funds
117. SCP-885-J: Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself
118. SCP-900-J: Modern Major Keter-Class
119. SCP-930-J: You little rascal!
120. SCP-938-J: Hell's Bells
121. SCP-939-J: Crime Time Canine
122. SCP-990-J: Dream Dude
123. SCP-999-J: Creepy Speedo Man
124. SCP-1000-J: Old Wives' Town
125. SCP-1013-J: Tree Rats
126. SCP-1020-J: Fridge Horror
127. SCP-1026-J: Mr. Somebody
128. SCP-1047-J: "The Troll"
129. SCP-1049-J: The Grim Bucket
130. SPC-1057-J: Absence Of Punchable Shark
131. SCP-1089-J: The Carpet Ate It Again
132. SCP-1111-J: A Working Computer
133. SCP-1131-J: It works, guys! Trust me!
134. SCP-1132-J: Head-Cannons
135. SCP-1134-J: Masking Tape
136. SCP-1150-J: Budget Hole
137. SCP-1162-J: "Double Down Sandwich"
138. SCP-1201-J: That One Movie
139. SCP-1212-J: Standards
140. SCP-1224-J: Duck-Class Personnel
141. SCP-1234-J: An SCP
142. SCP-1256-J: Bees are Dumb as Fuck, Much More So than You Could Possibly Imagine
143. SCP-1294-J: Watering-down Can
144. SCP-12954-J: Damn, That's Deep
145. SCP-1322-J: A Whole New World
146. SCP-1333-J: THE SCREAMING MAN
147. SCP-1344-J: Glass-Like Lifeform
148. SCP-1394-J: Upside-Down Connector
149. SCP-1417-J: Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
150. SCP-1459-J: X-Sponge
151. SCP-1471-J: Sensual Containment Procedures
152. SCP-1472-J: Scranton Realty Anchors
153. SCP-1543-J: The Sun Launcher
154. SCP-1550-J: The Professor's Wheelchair
155. SCP-1557-J: The Writer's Block
156. SCP-1595-J: Sweethearts
157. SCP-1622-J: No Object Class Whatsoever
158. SCP-1638-J: A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
159. SCP-1797-J: "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
160. SCP-1-800-J: SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
161. SCP-1830-J: Opening Line
162. SCP-1840-J: The Hard Sell
163. SCP-1851-J: Fibber Lake
164. SCP-1861-J: Battle Hymn of the Foundation
165. SCP-1912-J: The Land of [REDACTED]
166. SCP-1914-J: Silencing Piano
167. SCP-1921-J: Riemann's Router
168. SCP-1922-J: Pathetic System of American Pigs
169. SCP-1938-J: Typhoid Mary
170. SCP-1939-J: FIX MY FUCKING ROOF
171. SCP-1948-J: The Comrade
172. SCP-1950-J: Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
173. SCP-1955-J: Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
174. SCP-1960-J: Stone Sphere
175. SCP-1969-J: THE FREEDOM FOUNDATION OF THE UNITED STATES
176. SCP-1981-J: Just A Small Town Girl
177. SCP-1984-J: Literally 1984
178. SCP-1987-J: Bitchin' Solo
179. SCP-1992-J: Hype Train
180. SCP-1994-J: THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
181. SCP-1997-J: Pro-Pain
182. SCP-2000-J: Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
183. SCP-2001-J: Laser Butt Disease
184. SCP-2002-J: The -J stands for Jaywalker
185. SCP-2006-J: Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
186. SCP-2008-J: Cryptozoological life form
187. SCP-2019-J: a shaggy dog
188. SCP-2029-J: Artificial Unintelligence
189. SCP-2034-J: Destroy, Destroy, Destroy
190. SCP-2041-J: Tankapult
191. SCP-2100-J: Hard-Boiled Fedora
192. SCP-2103-J: "Hatbot"
193. SCP-2130-J: "But seriously, folks…"
194. SCP-2147-J: Looks like we're keeping our jobs for now
195. SCP-2212-J: CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!
196. SCP-2317-J: A Door to Another Parody
197. SCP-2383-J: Science
198. SCP-2412-J: The Laplander
199. SCP-2421-J: The Upvote Syndrome
200. SCP-2558-J: Pufferkittens
201. SCP-2559-J: Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
202. SCP-2600-J: Bicycle Mafia
203. SCP-2615-J: Clap Your Hands
204. SCP-2618-J: Then Who Was Nanners?
205. SCP-2718-J: Weekend at Dammerung's
206. SCP-2719-J: an inside joke
207. SCP-2772-J: SUV Sales Pitch
208. SCP-2845-J: The Deer that Won't Stop Eating my Strawberries
209. SPC-2935-J: O, Fin
210. SCP-2950-J: THE POSTCARD
211. SCP-3000-J: Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
212. SCP-3001-J: Brown Reality.
213. SPC-3008-J: A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ
214. SCP-3034-J: Voresnake
215. SCP-3213-J: The Master Plan
216. SPC-3284-J: Lava Sharks
217. SCP-3333-J: Angsty Teenage Plant
218. SCP-3448-J: Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
219. SCP-3467-J: Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
220. SCP-3472-J: In time, you will come to hate me.
221. SCP-3560-J: A Discerning Gentleman
222. SCP-3790-J: Pantopicon IV: The Search for Pantopticon III (sic)
223. SCP-3999-J: Talloran's Sacrifice
224. SCP-4000-J: 2boo
225. SCP-4001-J: Life, Read Right to Left
226. SCP-4002-J: Curd of Prey
227. SCP-4055-J: Ugly Dog
228. SCP-4237-J: Object of Indescribable Action
229. SCP-4263-J: Googly Eyes
230. SCP-4297-J: Normal Australian Wildlife
231. SCP-4357-J: Cooperative Demon
232. SCP-4389-J: Can the Foundation do THIS?
233. SCP-4444-J: Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
234. SCP-4445-J: Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
235. SCP-4590-J: Japucha
236. SCP-47-47-J: Rusty the Wonder Dog
237. SCP-4800-J: The One True God
238. SCP-5000-J: The Cookie Caper
239. SCP-5001-J: What?
240. SCP-5040-J: Stripèd Gangs
241. SCP-5150-J: Think Of The Children
242. SCP-5200-J: JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
243. SCP-5243-J: The Vector that Keeps On Vectoring
244. SCP-5280-J: Antiquated Measurement System
245. SCP-5308-J: The Collection
246. SCP-5400-J: This Page Is Classified
247. SCP-5417-J: The Deadly Nackle
248. SCP-5555-J: The Chibinator
249. SCP-5846-J: Author's Commentary
250. SCP-5972-J: Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
251. SCP-6000-J: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
252. SCP-6009-J: HerbiVore!? I Barely Even Know Her!
253. SCP-6132-J: Terrain Fumble
254. SCP-6140-J: The Br\*tish Empire
255. SCP-6269-J: The Multiversal Fishing Machine
256. SCP-6283-J: Standard Foundation Procedure
257. SCP-6327-J: [redacted for brevity]
258. SCP-6395-J: [untitled fish article]
259. SCP-6969-J: The End of Sex 6.9: You Can (Not) Reproduce
260. SCP-7000-J: Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
261. SCP-7007-J: Subs Only!
262. SCP-7143-J: THE KNOB
263. SCP-7394-J: HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
264. SCP-7423-J: Born to Fry
265. SCP-7475-J: Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
266. SCP-7560-J: Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
267. SCP-7789-J: There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
268. SCP-7800-J: The Five-Second Rule
269. SCP-8000-J: Actually, It's Pronounced…
270. SCP-8003-J: Why Bother?
271. SCP-80RK-J: Unfortunately The Best Doggo
272. SCP-8231-J: Super Flying T-Rex
273. SCP-8851-J: Super Cheap Procedures
274. SCP-9000-J: SKIP SHIP
275. SCP-9119-J: Horrid Little Gustav
276. SCP-9999-J: Ground Beef