Recolonizing

The map of the world as of this episode

**"Recolonizing"** (British English: **"Recolonising"**) is the 1st episode of the 1st season and also the series premiere of *Language Apocalypse*, and the 1st episode of the overall series. The story centers around Google as they tell the United Kingdom, France, Germany, and Spain to recolonise the entire world within the next 100 years.

## Plot

### Everyone is gone

The United Kingdom feels isolated, he tries to contact other countries if they are there, but Google tells him that they are all gone except for himself and his friends, Spain, Germany, and France. Google tells the four that they are the four "chosen ones". Germany questions what it means, but Google answers saying that they have to listen to their new rules, they must colonise the entire world within the next 100 years without leaving any unclaimed territory behind.

### Recolonization of the World

When the timer began, Spain reclaims former Portugal's lands as her own sovereign territory. France reclaims Corsica as their territory. Google tells them to be quiet and colonise quietly, The four countries obey Google's rules. Somehow, They began to colonise very rapidly and colonies like German Italy, British Faroe Islands, French Algeria, and Spanish Morocco are settled within a few years. Google tells them to slow down. Over the course of decades, The four countries rediscover the Unclaimed Territories as they colonise and claim sovereignty over them, with Germany having the largest territory. When the timer goes up, Google is amazed saying that they colonised the entire world by destroying the unclaimed territories and claiming full sovereignty over the entire world.

### Aftermath

The United Kingdom and France explain the colonisation story, While Google later gives Germany a present. Later, Spain tells Google what year it is, Google says that it is the year 2106 (103 GB), which implies that the colonisation started on 2006 (3 GB). Google tells everyone (including the viewers) to have fun to see them later.

## Characters

* France
* Germany
* Google
* Spain
* United Kingdom

## Cultural references

* Google tells the four countries being the "chosen ones" is similar to the 39th episode in Colin's *Future of the Solar System in PlanetBalls* series titled "The Four Chosen Ones" in which a green corrupt star tells Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.

## Historial references

* Many of the colonies formed during the recolonization are analogous to the colonies made by the European empires during the 16th century to the 20th century
* Germany colonizing most of Eurasia is similar to how Germany attempted to colonize most of Europe during World War II in 1941-1943 during his evil times.
	+ It is also similar to how the Russian Empire colonized the Siberian lands.
* Germany colonizing Alaska is similar to Russia also colonizing Alaska during 1799.
* The German colonies of Xinjiang and Mongolia uniting into German China is similar to West and East Germany unifying in 1990.

## Trivia

* The colonization would still be ongoing if it happened in real life.
* Before the colonization, Google would forcibly put every human being alive at the time on an ice chamber that could preserve them for 100 years during the colonization, after it finished, Google would free them.
* Germany received the largest territory out of any country in the world after the recolonization.
* Eurasia is likely going to be politically unstable as Germany could suffer the highest risk of losing territories due to colonizing certain regions like Russia and China.
* Subtitles were added on 30 December that can be translated into any language.