Cuteness baby

**Cuteness babies** are special never-aging human babies in the humanised 'Bob the Builder' AU. They are small and cute and they're always seen in swaddles. All cuteness babies are always fixed to 0 months and 0 years. The only known cuteness baby in the humanised AU is Little Clay who is the never-aging baby brother of Quarri and Terri.

## Appearannce

Cuteness babies are small (with the height of 2 CD cases) with round heads with a bump on each cheek, stubby arms and feet, smooth, soft and bumpless skin, never growing unshavable hair on the top of their heads, an invisible nose, small teethless mouths and eyes with pupils that never move. (Although, they can blink or even close their eyes when they're sleeping.)

Each cuteness baby always wear ever-lasting baby pants and have their arms and legs hidden in a swaddle. For a instance of them in swimming activities, a cuteness baby wears their swimming pants for a short amount of time until the point when the mother changes the cuteness baby from their swimming pants to their ever-lasting baby pants and swaddle during the time in fun indoor swimming pools and water-parks instead of after.

## Development and birth of a cuteness baby

### Development

Development of a cuteness baby begins when the parents (a mother and a father) decide to have a baby straight away after either one or both of them drinks the special formula drink.

One or two weeks later after the start of the development, a very tiny blob inside the mother's tummy rapidly and adorably develops into a very small, partly-developed unique adorable baby, causing the mother to feel a small bump jittering and rapidly growing on her tummy without noticing that she becomes mysteriously pregnant. By the point that she feels the small bump jittering and growing on her tummy, the mother begins to think that she's "been eating all those spaghetti and chips". (Although, the mother hasn't actually been eating spaghetti and chips on one plate...)

Thinking that she's been eating spaghetti and chips, the mother decided to do some exercises so that the bump on her tummy gets smaller. It tooks 5 weeks to make the bump on her tummy get smaller when she exercises. After the 5 weeks, when the mother made the bump on her tummy smaller after the exercise, the baby suddenly makes a cute cooing noise right before rapidly and adorably developing, until it was fully developed, and then made a cute cooing noise once more inside the mother's tummy, causing the mother herself to feel the bump on her tummy jitter and rapidly grow big. Afterwards, the mother notices that she is fully and mysteriously pregnant and is then smiling and unable to resist the cuteness of the baby inside her tummy.

### Birth

After another very short amount of weeks, the mother begins to feel the pain inside her tummy. She was then taken to a hospital where she delivers her baby.

At the hospital's delivery room, the mother lies down on the bed and keeps her legs apart so that the cuteness baby will come out. Inside the mother's tummy, the cuteness baby will begin to mysteriously, magically hover around for half a minute before starting to come out through the opening by gently and slowly slipping their whole head out through it. By the time the cuteness baby started to come out, nurses see the whole of their head and find the cuteness baby looking so cute so the nurses put a special white swaddle thingy on that cuteness baby whilst they birth them. As the nurses birth the cuteness baby, the mother makes painful moaning noises until the delivery is complete when the cuteness baby fully comes out without any grease covering them. The nurses then dress the cuteness baby in white ever-lasting baby pants and a special swaddle. After that, the cuteness baby jitters, makes cute baby noises and adorable squeals for the first time whilst opening their eyes. The mother sits up and smiles at the cuteness baby, being, again, unable to resist the cuteness baby's cuteness.

After all that, the father comes to see the mother and the midwife who's holding the cuteness baby, now in a white special swaddle, in her arms. The cuteness baby then makes their first silent leap, from the arms of the midwife to the arms of the mother. The cuteness baby makes a cute baby noise, such as saying "Kuumi fappi menno paa?", and the mother gives that cuteness baby a very cute cuddle for the first time.

## Actions

Cuteness babies don't do normal activities unlike other children.

The only movements that a cuteness baby makes are bouncing on the spot whilst swinging their swaddled body, adorably jittering, making cute squealing sounds and cute baby noises, mysteriously, magically hovering from one spot to another without landing halfway through, silently leaping from one spot to another also without landing halfway through, adorably drinking milk and baby-feed, hands-free, from a baby-bottle and looking so adorably cute. They also like to sleep well at bedtimes.

When a cuteness baby burps, their burps sound like squeaks instead of an actual belly burp. Cuteness babies never make messes, not even in their ever-lasting baby pants, because they really don't drool, poop or urinate. When a cuteness baby breaks wind, their wind-breaks make a hissing sound and let loose a sweet scent of cuteness instead of an actual farting noise and a rotten, fowl smell.

Cuteness babies are also responsible for instances of them in activities, including swimming races and child stage-plays, when their parents take them to places where activities are held in. Cuteness babies "paticipates" in those activities by mysteriously, magically hovering to the places before the activity. (For example: Into a sack before a child stage-play, into the waters of the pool or onto a starting block before a swimming race and taking place of the doll that plays Baby Jesus before The Nativity.) Then, during the activity, while the other children do their actual activity, the cuteness babies do their "activity", by acting out with their cuteness, before silently leaping into the arms of their parents who then give them adorable feeds and cute cuddles.

Instances of cuteness babies can interrupt events, such as child stage-plays and the Nativity, so that the children who take part in those activities have to start the child stage-play or The Nativity from the part they were on before the cuteness babies turn up. For The Nativity, instances of cuteness babies there can interrupt the event by silently leaping from the arms of the young girl (who plays Mary) to the arms of their parents who give them an adorable feed, 3 times, and a cute cuddle. The parents then take their cuteness babies home, from the school where The Nativity is taking place, as they want to spend some more time being an adorable family while the young girl, who plays Mary, finds the doll that plays the role as Baby Jesus.

The only 2 things that can be given to a cuteness baby are an adorable feed and a cute cuddle.

### Adorable feeding

Adorable feeding is one of the only 2 things that can be given to a cuteness baby. Giving a cuteness baby an adorable feed means letting a cuteness baby adorably drink from a baby-bottle like it's a bottle feed.

The only food/drink cuteness babies can consume are milk and baby-feed.

**Here's how adorable feeding works:** First, either the mother or the father takes out a baby-bottle of either milk or baby-feed from either a satchel, a handbag, a cloth bag or a "gift" box before holding it in a feeding position, ready to let the cuteness baby drink the milk or the baby-feed from that baby-bottle like it's a bottle-feed.

With their lovable look, the cuteness baby cutely grabs the baby-bottle's soft teat with their mouth and adorably drinks the milk or baby-feed from the baby-bottle at an adorably, quick speed and makes little "tut-tut-tut" sucking-feed noises at high-speed. This will last until the milk or the baby-feed is all gone from the baby-bottle.

**After the feed:** After the cuteness baby drinks all the milk or baby-feed from the baby-bottle, either the mother or the father then gently pat of the cuteness baby to make them burp, in which sounded like a squeak. This is followed by giving the cuteness baby a cute cuddle.

### What happens to the cuteness baby when their parents either get too old or pass away?

When their parents either pass away or get too old, the cuteness baby gets magically transported to a special nursery-esque dimension were they get looked after, adorably fed or cutely cuddled by immortal wet-nurses.

If a cuteness baby has any ordinary capable-of-aging brothers or sisters then when their parents either pass away for get too old, the cuteness baby gets magically transported to the special nursery-esque dimension while the capable-of-aging brothers or sisters remain, become adults and even marry their spouses in order to continue their families' circles of life.

## Known characters with that species

There is only one cuteness baby in the overall. That cuteness baby is named Little Clay and he's the never-aging baby son of Muck 1 and Muck 2 and also the never-aging baby brother of Quarri and Terri.

Little Clay is also the humanised counterpart of a never-aging baby machine character of the same name from the original 'Bob the Builder' universe.

## Trivia

* Even though they were born, cuteness babies do not have birthdays. Instead, the parents celebrate anniversaries of a cuteness baby's birth.
* A cuteness baby never actually talks.
* A cuteness baby can never be seen without a swaddle at any time except for a short amount of time during instances of them in swimming activities.
* Cuteness babies do not pass away. They never get sick or attacked.