Dale's Luggage

Greetings FANS OF FRIGHT, to this FEAR'S ACADEMY A-WEIRD-S hee-hee-hee-hee. The ones NOMI-SLAY-TED this SLIME, are BETTY FRIGHT, STEVE BOO-SCEMI, and DREW SCARY-MORE! We'll announce the Winner after this TALE OF TRAIN-TERROR I entitle...

Over in Chicago, Illinois, back in January of 1960, there was a young man who stood in an apartment, looking out a window and drinking a bottle of gin. A young lady came into the front room where he stood and hugged him. "Supper is ready, Dale honey" she said to him. Dale hit her over the head with his bottle of gin then, the bottle to smash, her to scream and pass out. He pulled a pistol out of his shirt-pocket and shot her, killing her. "Say, thanks Wendy!" Dale said to the woman's dead body. He put Wendy's shadowy corpse into a trunk within a bedroom. Dale sat at a dining-room-table, eating a plate of roasted chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy. During that night, he sat in a seat on a train that rode out of a train station and he sighed in relief. Meanwhile, the trunk that Dale had put Wendy's dead body in was within the luggage car of the train.

An older man sat next to Dale and he and Dale lit cigars. As they smoked them, the man looked over at Dale. "Good evening, sir. Mighty cold out tonight indeed" he said to Dale. "Good evening, why, yes it is indeed. I am going to see my Girlfriend in Pennsylvania!" Dale answered, agreeing. "Ah, I see. I am visiting my Granddaughter, Son and his Wife out, in Ohio" the older man said to him. "Good" Dale said to him. Meanwhile, the sounds of pounding came from within the trunk. Ten minutes later, Dale got up, passing the older man who was sleeping, and walked down the aisle. He went into the luggage car and drug his trunk over to the other door. The trunk burst-open, and the living-dead zombie of Wendy sat up in her white dress and blue high-heels. Her dead-eyes had no pupils in them and were solid-white. Her long dark-brown straight hair eerily blew, and Wendy's zombie climbed out of the trunk. Dale saw her and dropped the trunk, screaming in surprised-horror. "Dale, darling, you planned to go see your Girlfriend? Over my dead body hahaha!" Wendy's zombie said to him in an eerie voice of an old witch. "GET AWAY, WENDY!!" Dale screamed at her. "I'm your Wife Dale. Give me a kiss!" the zombie said to him, as red slime oozed out of her cheeks and the side of her head. Dale swung-open the other door and wind and snow blew into the train-car then.

The zombie stepped over to Dale, and as he screamed, she grabbed his head with her decaying-hands, and twisted it clear around with a sickening-sounds of snapping-bones, killing him instantly. As her solid-white eyes gleamed within the light of the train, Wendy's zombie shoved Dale's dead body out of the luggage car, then swung the door shut. She cackled in her eerie old witch voice, got back into the trunk as more red slime oozed out of her cheeks and head, and shut the trunk.

Well, Wendy found out that her Husband Dale was quite a PUSH OVER eh? He was not even TRAIN-ED to go on a trip like that ha-ha-ha-ha! Now, for The Winner Of The Academy A-WEIRD-S! It's DREW SCARY-MORE for CAT'S EYE, for being the PURR-FECT CHOICE along with being THE CAT'S MEOW heh-heh-heh-heh!