Knollad (Christmas Remastered)

*"What he said just seemed too real! Almost like he's foreshadowing something terrible that's gonna happen to you that will ultimately put the fate of reality at risk...!"*
―Knollad to Tanner[src]
**Dominic**, otherwise known by **Knollad**, is the Leader of *The Incredible Crew*. Celebrating Christmas with the group, Knollad joined together with Tanner and Jack Jabolon to check out some commotion happening in their house, which was being caused by the legendary Santa Claus. Knollad observed Tanner, who sought to interrogate Santa Claus under his beliefs that he was just some impostor trying to steal their presents. Being told to keep an eye on Santa Claus while he went to check if the presents were still underneath the tree, Knollad was manipulated into releasing his hostage, who told him concerning information regarding Tanner's prophesized death. Hoping to prevent Tanner's death, Knollad sought to get Santa Claus back by utilizing the Magical Ballsack he left behind.

While Tanner and Chase worked together to combat Santa's Elves, Knollad took it upon himself to kill Santa Claus, but he ultimately realized that he let the thought of Tanner's death cloud his mind, to the point that he went too far. When Knollad begged Santa Claus to forgive him, Santa unfortunately left the group on his sleigh, having taken his Magical Ballsack back. Tanner became upset with Knollad, even though he tried to save his life. While Knollad was talking on the phone with Doctor Strange, hoping to have him come over to help repair the damages to the house, Tanner was erased from existence and replaced by Hunter J. Restless, who manipulated Knollad into believing that he was always his friend. Several months later, Knollad and *The Incredible Crew* were recruited by Santa's Little Helper to help deliver late Christmas presents in July. Confronting The Grinch in the process, Knollad managed to defeat him and save Christmas.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Nathan Drake Hair (Black and Blue Stickers)
* Sumo Wrestler Skin
* Pop Boy Glasses (Dark Blue Sticker)
* Cartoon Eyes
* Lion Nose
* White Teeth
* Sebastian Vest (Black Sticker)
* Sweatpants (Blue Sticker)

## History

### Celebrating Christmas

*"Get your foot out of you ass, and MARCH! It will be three of us against one of him!"
"Okay... But what if he has a gun?"
"Whatever white-trash cracker is down there, I'm ol-get 'em!"*
―Tanner and Knollad[src]

In December 2021, Knollad celebrated Christmas with *The Incredible Crew*. Joined by Tanner, Jack Jabolon, A.N.D.R.E., Chase, and Xavier, Knollad and the group slept in their bunkbeds, while visions of sugar plums twerked in their heads. Meanwhile downstairs, the legendary Santa Claus visited the house, causing some commotion that woke up the three. Knollad started wondering what the commotion was, but was distracted as he saw Jack completely naked. Knollad urged Jack to cover up his dick, so Jack did so by putting on some underwear.

Knollad still wasn't pleased that he was only wearing underwear, but decided to just go with it, as long as he didn't have to see his dick. Tanner then told the gang to stop bickering around so they could go downstairs. Believing there was an intruder, Knollad suggested they called the police, but Tanner pressured Knollad into going with him. Knollad became concerned that the intruder had a gun, so Tanner got out his drum gun to counter that possibility. Before leaving the room, Knollad was told by Andre to pipe it down so he could get some sleep, saying he had things to do in the morning. When Knollad questioned what things Andre possibly had to do during the Christmas holidays, Andre told him that he had to do things like his Mom. Upset, Knollad told him to shut up, but when he called Andre a retard, he was cut off by the Narrator.

### Living Room Investigation

*"You are the Zestiest of the Zesty that I've ever met in my life."
"WOAH, KNOLLAD! That's not very progressive of you! You have to be more accepting of things... LOVE IS LOVE! No matter the gender, religion, race, or **age**!"*
―Knollad and Jack Jabolon[src]

Out in the hallway, Knollad, Tanner, and Jack Jabolon prepared to go downstairs to check out the commotion. When Tanner ordered Knollad to go downstairs first, Knollad believed Tanner was rocking on some rum eggnog, and asked why he was sending him out to die first. Jack then interrupted with his zesty behaviour, telling Knollad that it was because they loved him, but Knollad became uncomfortable with Jack, especially when he said 'tee-hee' to him. Jack believed Knollad wasn't being very progressive towards him, and mentioned that he had to be more accepting of things, but Knollad slapped Jack down the stairs instead, knocking him unconscious.

Knollad and Tanner then went downstairs themselves to observe the burglar in the living room, who turned out to be the legendary Santa Claus. Tanner didn't think it was actually him, but Knollad thought it was, highlighting how he managed to bypass his home security. Tanner mentioned that the only reason he bypassed the security was because Knollad's security was shit, and that his Chinese camera was probably spying on them right at this moment. When Tanner sought to go out into the living room and shoot Santa with his drum gun without being detected, Jack suddenly woke up and began rambling that he had to go piss. Knollad tried to get him to shut up, but it was no use, as he had slapped him down the stairs so hard, that it made him even more stupid. Just then, Santa Claus realized that he was being spied on, prompting Tanner to come out of the shadows and take him down.

### Interrogating Santa Claus

*"Tanner, doesn't it seem a little odd to you that an old man bypassed my home security, has a magical list with all our names on it, and filled up our stockings? All in one night...?!"
"OH, HE DAMN WELL FILLED THEM UP ALRIGHT!"
"Listen... He may not look like it... But I think this guy is the real Santa Claus..."
"Hmmm... Alright, here's the deal: I'm still not buying it. But, I'm gonna go back and check if our presents are still there. You and Jack stay here and keep an eye on "Mr. Cringle" until I can get further proof..."*
―Knollad and Tanner[src]

The three brought Santa Claus into the kitchen, where they sought to interrogate him. Knollad observed Tanner when he punished Santa for calling him a f\*\*\*\*\* by violently shoving a bottle of soap in his mouth. Believing Tanner was going too far with the interrogation, he shouted at Tanner to stop and let him go, saying that he was the real Santa Claus. Tanner still disbelieved he was the real Santa, but Knollad showed him his magical list to prove it. Unfortunately, Tanner still wasn't convinced. Tanner then decided to go and check if the presents were still underneath the Christmas tree, leaving Knollad and Jack in charge to watch over Santa.

### Manipulated by Santa Claus

*"I see the vision... Tanner is gonna go outside to get some fresh Christmas air, and at a blank of an eye, HE WILL GET RAN OVER BY A 1970s MERCURY COUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"*
―Santa Claus to Knollad[src]

The moment Tanner left the kitchen, Jack Jabolon told Knollad that he had go piss real bad, prompting him to go upstairs to the bathroom, leaving Knollad stuck with Santa Claus. Just then, Santa Claus started begging Knollad to untie him, but Knollad refused to let him go, unless he proved that he was the real Santa. Santa told Knollad that he was the real Santa, proving to him by saying that he wanted *Para Ark* on *Steam*, because it was on his wishlist, but Knollad became upset, denying that he played Hentai games. Suddenly, Santa told Knollad that if he didn't let him go, then one of his friends would die. Believing it to be Jack, Knollad didn't care that much, but he became more concerned as Santa revealed it to be Tanner.

Santa Claus mentioned Tanner's prophesized death to Knollad, saying he was going to go outside to get some fresh Christmas air, only to be run over by a 1970s Mercury Cougar. Knollad became confused by what Santa was saying, but Santa mentioned that he was the only one who could stop this. Santa then told Knollad that he was just messing with him earlier, and that what he really wanted for Christmas this year was a unicycle. Santa then told Knollad that he had to let him go if he wanted to save Tanner. Convinced, Knollad began to untie Santa, begging that he didn't make him regret this decision. Unfortunately, the moment he untied Santa, Knollad realized that he fell for the oldest trick in the book, manipulation. Santa then slapped Knollad and made his great escape.

### Tanner's Prophesized Death

*"Okay, so Jack went to go piss, and judging by the fact that he hasn't come out yet, you can guess what he's doing... And second... Uhm... I let Santa escape...?"
"Dom... I'm not mad... I'm just a little irritated... WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"
"HE SAID YOU WERE IN DANGER, ALRIGHT?! SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BEING RAN OVER-- IT- IT SCARED ME! HE SAID HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD PREVENT IT!"*
―Knollad and Tanner[src]

Suddenly, Tanner returned to the kitchen, but upon coming back, he realized that Santa Claus was missing. Knollad told Tanner that Jack went to go piss, and judging by the fact he hadn't come out yet, he believed Tanner could guess what he was doing. Knollad then revealed to Tanner that he let Santa Claus escape, causing Tanner to get upset. When Tanner questioned why Knollad would do that, Knollad mentioned his prophesized death to him, something about him getting run over. Still upset that Knollad let Santa go, Tanner told him that he fell for the oldest trick in the book, manipulation. Knollad told Tanner that what Santa said just seemed to real, almost like it was foreshadowing something bad that was going to happen that would ultimately put the fate of reality at risk.

Tanner remained confused, but Knollad told Tanner that they had to go capture Santa Claus and figure out how to stop this terrible fate of his. When Tanner told Knollad that Santa was probably long gone by now, Knollad revealed to him that he had left his Magical Ballsack behind, hoping to utilize it to get him back. Knollad then told Tanner to summon Michael Divine, hoping to get him to help capture Santa. Unfortunately, Michael Divine refused to participate in this lame situation, prompting him to leave. Knollad resorted to rallying up the other members of *The Incredible Crew* upstairs. Knollad recruited Chase to help get Santa back, promising that if he did, he'd share his Knollad's Granollad profits with him, 80/20.

### Confronting Santa Claus

*"Give it back, or Naughty List FOR LIFE!"
"No way, you old sack of corn syrup! Not unless you explain to me how to stop Tanner's fate!"*
―Santa Claus and Knollad[src]

Rushing outside with *The Incredible Crew*, Knollad revealed to Santa Claus that he had left his Magical Ballsack behind. Upset, Santa Claus urged him to give it back, or else he would put him on the Naughty List. Unfortunately, Knollad refused to give the magic gift bag back to him, unless he explained to him how to prevent Tanner's death. Because of Knollad's refusal, Santa Claus ordered Santa's Little Helper to summon the Elves into battle. Chase believed this battle to be quite an unfortunate situation, but Knollad told him that, while it looked like a lot, he they weren't ones to back down. Knollad quickly charged up, reaching his maximum power.

While the rest of *The Incredible Crew* dealt with Santa's Elves, Knollad prioritized taking down Santa, becoming too obsessed with preventing Tanner's death. Knollad blasted Santa down to the ground, demanding him to reveal how he could stop Tanner's death, but Santa began to throw snowballs at him. Getting mad at him, Knollad grabbed Santa and started dragging him through the forest. While pushing Santa into the snow, Knollad bypassed Jessica, causing his electrical powers to kill her. Knollad then dragged Santa up into the space, before throwing him back down to Earth. Upon returning, Santa crashed down the ground, causing a massive explosion to occur.

### Repairing the House

*"Oh my God... What am I doing!? Santa...! I am so sorry, Santa... I... I don't know what got over me... I let my fear of losing my friend cloud my mind that... I didn’t realize I was losing myself... my Christmas spirit... I almost ruined Christmas not just for myself... but for everyone else... Santa... will you forgive me...?"*
―Knollad to Santa Claus[src]

Coming back down, Knollad prepared to finish off Santa Claus, but upon being told by Tanner to stop, Knollad realized that he had gone too far. Knollad started to apologize to Santa, saying that he let the fear of losing Tanner cloud his mind, to the point that he didn't realize that he was losing himself, plus his Christmas spirit. Knollad hoped Santa would forgive him, but Santa, unimpressed with Knollad's sympathy, got up and left him behind on his sleigh, having gotten his Magical Ballsack back. Because of what Knollad did to him, Santa put all the members of *The Incredible Crew* on the Naughty List, including him. Tanner became disappointed by this, despite Knollad telling him that he was just trying to save his life.

Tanner continued to not take his prophesized death seriously, believing that Santa's Little Helper's smoking made Santa Claus see all kinds of crazy things. Tanner then questioned how they were going to repair the destruction caused to their house. Realizing this, Knollad got out his phone, hoping to get Doctor Strange to come over here and use the Time Stone to repair the damages. Unfortunately, Knollad became shocked to realize that Doctor Strange lost the Time Stone, meaning he couldn't do much to help Knollad out. Knollad concluded his call with Doctor Strange, but the moment he did, he realized that Tanner was gone.

Just then, Vladislav's manipulation started to kick in, causing Knollad and his friends to forget that Tanner ever existed, and that Hunter J. Restless was always their friend instead. Knollad worked together with Hunter, Jack Jabolon, and Chase to repair the house themselves. Boarding up the windows to prevent snow from getting inside, the group went back to their beds, with Knollad saying Merry Christmas to Hunter. When Jack asked why he didn't get a Merry Christmas, Knollad told him that Hunter needed one more. Jack started to whine and complain, prompting Knollad to urge him to shut up.

### Christmas in July

*"Oh my God, is that Santa? I haven't seen you since **The Incredible Crew Christmas Special - Part One**."*
―Knollad to Santa Claus[src]

Several months later, Knollad went on Summer vacation with *The Incredible Crew*. While hanging out with some hot girls at a pool party, Knollad observed the return of the legendary Santa Claus, who crashed his sleigh to the ground, much to his shock. Knollad screamed 'HOLY SHIT!', but Hunter J. Restless told him to watch his language. Realizing that Santa Claus had returned, Knollad became excited to see him again, having not seen him since **The Incredible Crew Christmas Special - Part One**. Just then, Santa's Little Helper popped out of the sleigh, requesting the group's help to deliver late Christmas presents in July.

Upon seeing that his presents were burnt, Santa started to have a heart attack. Knollad asked if there was a doctor around, to which VillagerCoolMe responded, claiming that he was a doctor. When Knollad requested that he helped Santa, VillagerCoolMe got struck by lightning, causing Santa to die without proper medical treatment. Hunter got upset, presuming that Santa's death meant Christmas was cancelled early this year, but Knollad cheered him up, saying that he knew a place where they could get replacement presents. When Hunter asked if it was Target Corporation, Knollad shouted Walmart.

### Going to Walmart

*"Okay, guys! Here is the list of what Santa needs to buy for all them kids out there: Legos, Teddy-- what? Dile-- dio? I don't know what that is-- Anyways, PlayStation 5-"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT. LET'S JUST GET EVERYTHING FROM THE TOY AISLE, PERIOD."*
―Santa's Little Helper and Knollad[src]

Going to Walmart with *The Incredible Crew*, Knollad was joined by Santa's Little Helper, who gave him a list of all the specific presents they had to buy. Unfortunately, Knollad rejected this idea, and instead told the group to just grab everything in the toy aisle, period. Knollad was interrupted by a Walmart clerk, who told him that he couldn't just buy the entire aisle, but Knollad slapped him to his death. Both Knollad and Jack Jabolon began to collect everything in their shopping carts, before bringing them back out to Santa's Little Helper, who wrapped up the huge pile of toys into a magical Christmas sack.

### Confronting The Grinch

*"I'm not gonna let you stop Christmas... even if it's in JULY!"
"Okay, dumbass!"*
―Knollad and The Grinch[src]

*The Incredible Crew* then proceeded to the Walmart checkout. While waiting in line, Knollad got impatient because of the Old Lady that was holding it up, to point that he decided to speed up the process by shooting her with a gun. *The Incredible Crew* then went up to the counter, where they discovered The Grinch who was working there. Upon realizing how similar he looked, Knollad questioned if he was The Grinch, but The Grinch threatened that he would commit third-degree murder towards the next person who would come up to him and ask him that. Santa's Little Helper tried to get The Grinch to help them out, but The Grinch refused to let the group celebrate Christmas during the Summer. Upset with the Summer heat, The Grinch decided to go into space to destroy the sun. Refusing to let The Grinch destroy Christmas in July, Knollad went into space himself to stop him.

Observing The Grinch's power, Knollad believed he required some help, so he told Michael Divine to go get Doctor Strange while he kept The Grinch busy. Knollad clashed with The Grinch, using his powers in the hopes of preventing the sun's destruction, claiming that it brought life to Earth. They both paused the battle when The Grinch realized that Knollad had washed all the oil he had put on off of his body, meaning he had to put more on in order to keep his one ballsack from sticking to his thighs. When Knollad suggested that The Grinch tried wearing sweat-resistant clothing and shaving, The Grinch began to tell Knollad his sob story on how he lost one of his ballsacks while stealing Christmas, until he was suddenly cut in half by a portal that Doctor Strange created. Doctor Strange then invited Knollad back to the party, having invited some Multi-universal chicks there. *The Incredible Crew* managed to successfully save Christmas, and later visited another universe to celebrate the defeat of The Grinch.

## Relationships

Allies* *The Incredible Crew* - Friends
	+ Jack Jabolon
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Hunter J. Restless - 'Best Friend'
	+ Chase †
	+ Xavier
	+ Michael Divine
	+ Tanner † - Former Best Friend
* Santa Claus † - Former Attempted Victim
* Santa's Elves - Former Enemies
	+ Santa's Little Helper
* Jessica † - Accidental Victim
* VillagerCoolMe † - Situational Ally
* Doctor Strange - Situational Ally
* The Grinch † - Attempted Victim

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*