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Trap Kirito

Trap Kirito while held by The Organisation

Trap Kirito is a rich businessman of questionable gender with a mysterious past. He is very wealthy and owns a large mansion which is guarded by the "Hal's Budget Security" paramilitary company. He made his first appearance in Ultra Murder Volume 2.

He has a large mane of black hair and upper lip fuzz which become more matted as the series progresses. He wears a green shirt with the words "Denim is our World" written on it and wields the legendary Roman shortsword, Hing-Fat. He kind of looks like the Hatred Guy.

In The Quest for Hing-Fat he made a brief appearance in the end credits scene, where he received Hing-Fat from the Shadow Treasurer.

In Volume 2, Episode 1, his mansion was infiltrated by the Terminatoe who throws him out of a second story window.

After sustaining serious injuries he was taken to one of The Organisation's safehouses and interrogated.

In Volume 2, Episode 2, he was being held at Organisation Safehouse #2, where he continued to be interrogated by SMG. It was here that he revealed to SMG his knowledge on the fabled "Bucket Man", who was allegedly SMG and Ninja Guy's only hope at defeating Terminatoe. Soon after, the safehouse was attacked by Terminatoe. At this point, Trap Kirito made a pathetic squealing sound, which eventually led to his capture and execution at the hands of Terminatoe. It is currently unknown if this sound was a result of Trap Kirito being a spineless coward, or if it was an attempt to save the life of Ninja Guy.
Yay 4 Corey

Remember when Corey wasnt a main? Well he is now. This is a late/early Wayback Wednesday, Throwback Thursday, Flashback Friday. http://www.pikore.com/m/981212277165008030\_313502824 (Used Pikore Instead Of IG For A Reason) http://twitter.com/Fogelmaniacs http://instagram.com/fogelmaniacs (Not My Twitter & IG)

#MakeCoreyAMain #coreyISamain Yay 4 Corey!
Gindai

*You may have meant Gindai Village*

**Gindai** was the name for the region where the Ultra Murder Series and the Warrior Reporters Series takes place. Key areas included the Wastelands and ruins to the east, the north bank of the river that stretched through the region, Gindai Village, Chimby Forest, Sailsburg, LNFM's Mountain, and the Floodway.
Warrior-Reporters' Guild

The **Warrior-Reporters' Guild** was an organisation composed solely of warrior-reporters. The guild was relatively small but had a significant amount of influence in the Gindai Area and beyond. Their headquarters was located in Sailsburg.

Brent Bucket and Steve Urple were once active members of the guild, but the events of Artefacts Roadshow led to a lawsuit which bankrupted the Guild and they were kicked out as a result. Nevertheless they seemingly had access to the Guild's bank account, which they used to finance their pursuits at the Casino Goyale. Their ties to the group continued to decline after they founded The Organisation in response to the mounting threat the resurgence of the Underlord brought to Gindai.

## Known Members

* Brent Bucket
* Steve Urple

* The Mechanic

* Tim Bong

* David Hurt (Retired)

* John Dek
Baylee Fogelmanis

**Baylee Fogelmanis** is Corey's younger sister. Baylee has only 1 brother (Corey). Her mom's name is Shannon and her dad's name is Dain. Baylee was born on January 24, 2004. she was born in California. She is currently 15 years old. Aquarius is Baylee's birth sign. She was just 7 years old when her older brother began his acting career. On Instagram, Baylee has over 6,000 followers. When she turned 11, her mom wished Baylee a happy birthday on Shannon's twitter. Her brother stars on Girl Meets World with August Maturo, Peyton Meyer, Sabrina Carpenter, Rowan Blanchard, Ben Savage and last but not least Danielle Fishel.

## Gallery

*To view Baylee's image gallery, click **here**.*
Атака

Атака - первичный параметр героя, влияющий на силу существ его армии.

Каждое существо имеет своё значение атаки.При расчёте урона, наносимого существом, его атака суммируется с первичным параметром атаки героя.

-Если итоговое значение атаки больше значения защиты атакуемого вражеского существа, то за каждый превышающий защиту балл атаки урон атакующего увеличивается на 5%. Максимальное значение увеличения урона составляет 300%.

-Если итоговое значение атаки меньше значения защиты атакуемого вражеско

   го существа, то за каждый превышающий атаку балл защиты урон атакующего снижается на 2,5%. Максимальное значение снижения урона составляет 70%.
Арбалетчик

Арбалетчик - юнит второго уровня из города Замок . Нанимается в Башне Арбалетчиков за 100 монет и улучшается до Стрелков за 50 золотых.

Особенностей у арбалетчика нет. Стреляет, да и всё тут... Но без него или его улучшенной формы не обойтись в бою(не имея других стреляющих). Вооружён арбалетом и кинжалом для ближнего боя. Урон не большой, здоровье тоже.

## ***Тактика***

  Арбалетчик является довольно слабым существом для своего уровня(маленькая защита, не выдающееся здоровье, нет особенных способностей). Однако его считают очень полезным и бережно хранят. В чём секрет? В апгрейде! Улучшенный арбалетчик будет стрелять дважды, а значит наносить в 2 раза больше урона! С его неплохим приростом их огромный отряд будет валить даже самых живучих    существ.

Теперь к тактике игры самим арбалетчиком:

1. Не в коем случае не допускать на передовую! Всячески оберегать! Они являются излюбленной цель врага и гибнут как мухи!

2. Стараться как можно быстрее улучшить.

3. Если у героя есть Тактика можно запереть арбалетчика в углу карты и огородить большим существом (грифон, чемпион или иногороднее) и живучим отрядом.

4. Опасайтесь героев с развитой магией(просьба арбалетчиков).

## ***Итог***

Никакая защита и 10 очков здоровья для 2 уровня делают этого воина слабым против атак противника. Это стреляющее существо, поэтому может поражать врагов на расстоянии, но в живых эти существа долго не задерживаются***.***
Mechanic

The **Mechanic** was a member of the Warrior-Reporters Guild.

While not a Warrior-Reporter himself, the Mechanic was an invaluable asset to the Guild. He used his widespread technical expertise to outfit the group with all manner of advanced technologies and innovative Bibendium Engineering. He additionally paved the way for a great deal of technological advancement and adoption in the Gindai area. Unfortunately, the Mechanic was often held back by minor strokes that affected the quality of his speech.
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Защита

Защита - первичный параметр героя, влияющий на защищённость его существ от атак.

Каждое существо имеет своё значение защиты. При расчёте получаемого урона его защита суммируется с первичным параметром защиты героя.

-Если итоговое значение защиты больше значения атаки атакующего вражеского существа, то за каждый превышающий атаку балл защиты получаемый урон снижается на 2,5%. Максимальное значение снижения урона составляет 70%.

-Если итоговое значение защиты меньше значения атаки атакующего вражеского существа, то за каждый превышающий защиту балл атаки урон атакующего увеличивается на 5%. Максимальное значение увеличения урона составляет 300%.
Skins

Skins are the best thing for customization in Mitos.is, but they only work in some games, so team skins replace them. A lot of them are like the ones you see it Agar.io, but others are made from Mitos.is itself. Custom skins can be made, but the more pixels, the more money it cost.

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Копейщик

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Копейщик —  существо 1 уровня Замка. Нанимается в Сторожевом посту и улучшается до Алебардщика за 15 монет.

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**Описание**

Неплохой отряд, хорошо держащий удар. Обладает довольно высоким показателем здоровья    и защиты, урон тоже неплох. Основное применение - окружение своих стрелков и удержание их позиций. Также они не так быстро тают в ульях змеев и консерваториях грифонов, что тоже полезно. Удобный юнит для демонения. Стоит копейщик 60 золотых.
## Итог

Копейщик –лучший неулучшеной воин 1 уровня. Главное достоинство – высокий уровень здоровья (10). Навыки атаки/защиты также на высоте (одни из самых высоких для своего уровня). Скоростные характеристики немного подкачали, но наносимые повреждения высоки.
Bibendum

****Bibendum**** was a lord of industry, a master of all he surveyed, and a patriotic expounder of the French spirit. In the 1920s, Bibendum urged Frenchmen to adopt America's superior factory system, but to patriotically avoid using the "inferior" products of those factories. As automobiles diffused to the middle classes, Michelin advertising likewise shifted downscale, and its restaurant and hotel guides likewise covered a broader range of price categories.

Bibendum is the cause of all the cars present in the Gindai region, which are made of the super-alloy Bibendium. His power was channeled in to Gorgohd Freebuhd to aid in the defeat of the Underlord during his first return.

Bibendium is the last remaining member of the Bibendite species, a proud race of people who nevertheless fought themselves into near-extinction.

Bibendum's name is likely derived from the Proto-Gindaian root '*bibend-*', which is a compound of the prefix *bi-* (which shares it's meaning with the modern prefix *un-,* as in unable), and the more recognisable word *bend*. While the connection to the ancient word is not as clear-cut as it is with the super-alloy Bibendium, the name is likely in reference to the perseverant and unshakable nature of Bibendum.
Humans vs Zombie

## Description

Play one of two races. Make your team the dominant. It's like teams but with different mechanics and only two teams (races).

## Setting

Clicking play puts you in a random game, on-going or starts a new one. The map is just like the FFA map.

### spawning

You spawn anywhere on the map with a random color. But once the game is progressed, spawners or re-spawners tend to spawn in the less dominant race (i.e if humans have more mass, you spawn as a zombie).

### minimap

On the minimap you see all members of your race, including yourself.

## Objective

To become the dominant team.

"First team to reach 5000 wins"

Grow big by eating mass and feed **your enemy**. (see mechanics section for why).

bar with an index at the bottom of
 your name in the middle of your cell. The index is at the end of the
color you are (see below for reference).

To become the dominant race in a game you either infect the enemy
 (for zombies), or heal them (for humans), each by feeding the enemy. As
 you feed the enemy, the index in their bar moves towards the side of
your race's color, when it reaches that end, he turns into one of your
race, and a message appears at the top of the screen saying "X has
turned into a human/zombie". You can also change race by eating up enemy
 cells.

## Races

Each race is characterized by color (obviously) and special ability. The special ability can be activated only five times per cell per game.

### Humans

Are blue.

Are fast (relative to zombies).

Special ability: Can heal, when they get infected.

### Zombies

Are red.

Are slow (even for normal mechanics).

Special ability: "Frenzy mode" which

* Makes the cell go faster.
* Makes the cell immune to "healing"
* Makes the cell inedible (can't be eaten)

Both special abilities are activated by activating the special ability function. The ability stays active for some time then is depleted and you have to wait 60 seconds before you can reactivate it.

## Mechanics

Viruses, masses and coins spawn at a normal rate

Each player cell has a bar with an index below their name.

The bar is colored red fading to blue (left to right).

The index is by default at the side of the cell's race color.

As the cell gets infected (by zombies) or healed (by humans), the index moves towards the red or blue side respectively.

### Healing

Humans can heal zombies simply by feeding them. As you feed a zombie, the index on the cell's bar moves towards the full side until he turns blue.

A zombie isn't healed by eating a human cell.

### Infecting

Zombies infect humans either by feeding them or being eaten by them. As you infect a human, the index on the cell's bar moves towards the red side.
Soccer Mode

## Description

This is one of the modes you can play in Mitos.is. The map looks just like a normal soccer field. Players take possession of the ball and move about the field, avoiding larger enemy cells and scoring a goal for their team.

## Setting

Once you click play, you enter a non-playable screen where you see the number of players who have joined the game. Once 6 players have joined, a 10 - second timer counts down before the game starts.

### spawning

You spawn in a random location on your half of the field.

The ball spawns near the middle of the field.

You spawn in a random team( either blue or red ) with two other players on your team.

### minimap

On the minimap you can see:

1. Location of your teammates
2. Location of the ball

Sometimes, though not often, you enter an already-going on game.

## Objective

To win the game, a team must score 5 goals, after which the game immediately ends. To score a goal, take possession of the ball and shoot it into the opponents' goal or move with the ball until you enter the opponents' goal with it.

## Controls

Use the normal split button to pass the ball and the eject mass button to shoot the ball

To take the ball from another player, other than eating them, you "whisk it away" from them; Just get in contact with the ball until you hear the click sound then continue on.

## Mechanics

Viruses don't spawn in this mode

Masses spawn at a normal rate

You can eat other cells and your's can be eaten too

You can split if you are not in possession of the ball

When taking possession of the ball, you hear a click sound

You can eat an opponent cell possessing the ball to take the ball

When your team scores a goal:

1. A HUD displaying "GOAL!" appears
2. A short cheer plays above the music

There's a bar at the top right displaying the number of goals scored by each team

Each player has an ability activated by the ability button, that enables them to move faster for a few seconds. This ability can be used 5 times per game and has a 30-second time-out between each use.

The game needs six players to start, but as some cells are eaten, the game could go on with all players being from one team or even one player in the whole game!

There can't be more than three players per team at any given time in a game.
Minigames

Minigames are one of the best ways to earn coins and levels in Mitos.is. Sometimes, there is a special event on a minigame, where you collect a certain "cell" with a skin to get an achievement for it.

These are the minigames currently in Mitos.is:

1. Soccer Mode

2. Random Team

3. Capture The Flag

4. Hunger Games

5. Territory Wars

6. Humans vs Zombie

7. Guilds War

8. Deathmatch

9. Free for all

It is possible to create a private sever for your friends, but the longer you want it to stay, the more coins it will cost. You can even change the minigame you want it to be!
Corey Fogelmanis

Corey Shain Fogelmanis plays Farkle Minkus on Disney's Girl Meets World.

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BIRTHDAY

1/4August 13, 1999BIRTHPLACEThousand Oaks, CAAGE18 Years OldBIRTH SIGNLeo

Family

Sister: Baylee Fogelmanis

Mom: Shannon Fogelmanis

Dad: Dain Fogelmanis

ABOUT

Actor known for playing the role of Farkle Minkus on the television series Girl Meets World and the role of Young Louis on the television series Partners.

BEFORE FAMEOne of his first on-screen appearances was in the 2011 short film The Maiden and the Princess.

TRIVIAHe pursued hobbies in dancing and gymnastics.

FAMILY LIFEHis mother's name is Shannon, his dad's name is Dain, and he has a younger sister named Baylee.

ASSOCIATED WITHHe was cast opposite Ben Savage on the television series Girl Meets World.

## Trivia

* He attended Broadway Artists Alliance Intensive Workshops in NYC in 2011.

* He has a younger SISTER NOT BROTHER named Baylee.
* He started performing on stage at the age of 6.
* He likes photography, singing, dancing and gymnastics.
* He plays guest role, Stevie Moops, on the ***I Didn't Do It*** episode "Stevie Likes Lindy," for Disney's "What The What?" Weekend.
* Corey calls his fans Fogelmaniacs.
* Corey was listed as a recurring star and wasn't in the theme song and didn't get the credit he deserved in season 1.
* Corey was listed as a main and in the theme song and got the credit he should've got in season 2.
* Corey's Twitter and Instagram is @coreyfogelmanis .
* Corey has 2 dogs.
* One of his dog's name is Sunshine.
* Corey Fogelmanis' Fan Mail Address: 6212 Banner Ave Los Angeles CA 90038.
* His middle name is Shain.
* Was casted in a lead role in the tv series "prank me" on fullscreen.

## Gallery

To view Corey's image gallery, click here
Bibendium

**Bibendium** is the super-alloy that is the material that all cars in the Ultra Murder Universe are made of. The legendary blade Hing-Fat is forged from rare Italian-sourced Bibdendium. Bibendium exists due to the influence of the Michelin Man, more commonly known as Bibendum. There are no known tools that can destroy Bibendium and there are very few methods to reliably and usefully harvest or scavenge it.

The name of the super-alloy is said to derive from the Ancient Gindaian root '*bibend-*', which is a compound of the prefix *bi-* (which shares it's meaning with the modern prefix *un-,* as in unable), and the more recognisable word *bend*. From this it can be surmised that Bibendium was especially prized during the Pre-Rise period for it's resistance to bending.
Wotanist14

Wotanist14 is the user name of a player on Mitos.is. Wotanist14 is best known for his creation of the "Army Of Wotan", a secret, hard to join teaming organization on Mitos.is free for all. The organization criticizes what they call "Teamers in FFA" and believe they are teaming to help the Mitos.is community by keeping it safe from the "teamers in FFA".

## Army Of Wotan

The Army Of Wotan is a teaming organization in Mitos.is. It is believed that only a hand full of the best Mitos.is players are selected for entry into this organization.  The group has a secret teaming strategy that only inner members know about. The people they target are what they call "Teamers in FFA" which they are against. They claim they are a group who wish to "purify" Mitos.is by killing the "undesirerables", such as, Teamers in FFA, People with the word "Army" in their name, people with the word "cat" in their name, and other unknown groups of people. Some known members in the group are Wotanist14, coolkylebancroft, and danerule1. It is unknown how many members they have in total. Their group was inspired by David Lane
Random Team

## Description

In this mode, you play as part of a team designated by your cells' color where you fight to become the dominant team in the game.

## Setting

Clicking play puts you in a random on-going or new game where you start with your base mass( determined by your level).
The game is in a medium-sized map where you are free to roam

### spawning

You spawn in a random place in the map.

You also spawn with a random color between: Red, Blue and Yellow.

### minimap

On the minimap, you can see the location of all players of your team.

Pets are part of you so don't appear on minimaps

## Objective

The first team to accumulate 3000 or 5000 mass ( depending on the number of players ) wins. If no other enemy cells remain on the map, despite the amount of mass gained by the surviving team, a countdown will start and the surviving team wins when it reaches zero.

Your job is to simply gain mass for your team by:

1. Eating enemy cells
2. Feeding team cells
3. Eating as much mass as you can

When the objective is reached, the game ends immediately displaying the end-game-message.

## Mechanics

Masses and viruses spawn at a normal rate.

You can eat cells and have yours eaten too.

You however, can't eat friendly cells (team-mates or their pets).

Viruses maintain their normal mechanics see viruses (link will be added soon).

You can carry an ability of your choice in this mode.

Normal splitting mechanics apply (see Mechanics) [link will be added soon]

There's currently no known limit to the number of players per game or team. (confirmation needed)

The number of players in teams is often unequal.
Territory Wars

## Description

Strive for control over 5 territories with your team-mates.

## Setting

When you click play, a screen appears showing the number of people who have joined the game. After twelve people have joined the game, a timer counts down from 15 seconds. Then team members are assigned a color randomly (red or blue - six for each).

There are currently 5 territories you can dominate:

* The silver vein (top left)
* the gold vein (top right)
* the crystal mines (bottom right),
* the lumber mill (bottom left)
* the coal mines (middle)

Each territory has a circular 'aura' around it which is colorless by default and changes to the color of the team that conquers it.

### spawning

Ordinarily, a group of cells from the same team spawns in or close to one territory as a cluster.

### minimap

On the minimap, you see:

1. Your location relative to all the territories.
2. The location of your team mates.
3. The color of all territories (see setting section below).
4. Location of enemy cells in your team's territory.

## Objective

To produce as much resources as possible. When conquered, a territory starts producing resources for the team that conquers it. (The rate of production is currently unknown). (The exact objective [e.g. X number of resources to be reached by a team for it to win] is also unknown).

## Mechanics

Viruses, masses and coins spawn normally.

A small bar with an index appears at the bottom of the screen when you enter a territory.

The index moves either toward the red or blue side of the bar depending on your color, if you are the only one in the territory.

If there are multiple cells of different color in the territory, the index moves towards the side with more mass in the territory.

Flakes of the dominant color also shoot out the middle of the territory.

You conquer the territory simply by staying inside the 'aura' until the index reaches the end of the bar of your color, then a short victory tune plays, and a message appears at the top of the screen saying who (if it's one player) or which team conquered the territory.

A different tune also play when an enemy player attacks your territory.

Another tune plays when a territory is defended.

### Defending a territory

When an enemy cells enters one of your team's territories, they have 'attacked' that territory. If you or any member of your team comes into that territory (or already is), and the attacking enemy leaves the territory, then you have 'defended' that territory.
Guilds War

## Description

Find a guild and battle it out with other guilds in this amazing minigame.

## On the Guilds Tab

You have two options:

1. Find a guild
2. Create new guild

In find a guild, an assortment of guilds is displayed for you to choose from. Clicking "join" pops up a confirmation dialog box, where you can click "confirm" to join the guild or "cancel" to cancel.

To create a new guild you need 1000 coins. You name your guild and select your identity skin. You need to unlock skins, even if you've already unlocked them for yourself outside the guild (each skin is usually 50 coins). You can change your guild name and skin later so, no pressure. All guild members will wear this skin in a guild war.

When you're "in the guild", most of the page shows the recent conversations in the guild.

On the right bar you can see ( at the top ), members who are online with a green dot at the beginning of their names, and below, ( greyed out ) members who are offline, and for each player, how long since they were last online.

Clicking on a player, you can see their stats, much like your own when you click your name in the main page.

To start a guild war, "get out of the guild" (click the back button at the top left corner) then click the big red play button.

## Setting

Clicking the play button searches for a war (that's either on-going or starts a new one). Once one is found, it sends a pop-up invitation to fellow online guild-mates. At least one needs to accept, for a minimum of two to enter the war.

If a new war was started, you will enter an empty war zone where you can just run around eating mass, but once another guild enters the war, you all re spawn with your base mass (that's determined by your level) in the war zone and begin the war.

A maximum of four guilds can take part in a particular war.

## Objective

To out-mass enemy guilds.

The first guild to reach 3000 or 5000 points (depending on the number of guilds and players in the war) wins.

Once the objective is reached, the war ends and the end-game message appears.

## Mechanics

Masses, Viruses and Coins spawn at a normal rate.

You can split into your guild members in a war.

When one guild only is left in the war, a countdown timer starts to end the game, regardless of their mass.
Capture The Flag

## Description

Play capture the flag! Capture your opponents' flag, before they capture yours.

## Setting

Clicking the play button puts you in a random game, either a new one or an on-going one.

### Bases

There are two bases on either side of the map, a red base and a blue base.

The bases are circular in shape with spikes on their perimeter( these are however only visual and not functional ). The spikes have swaying animations to portray the fact that they are (could be) in a fluid medium.

The bases have a border around them with the color of the team they belong to and a white interior with a greyed out flag drawing( for empty base ), and a colored flag drawing( for a base with the flag in it ).

The red base is always at the 'top' of the map, while the blue base is at the 'bottom'.

Entering a new game prompts a message at the bottom of the screen indicating that the flags will be placed in their bases in X seconds where 'X' is a 10-second countdown timer.

###

### spawning

You spawn, randomly, in either of two teams: red or blue.

You spawn in a random location on the map, often close to your base.

## Objective

Take the enemy flag, ( if you're blue, the enemy flag is the red flag ), and take it back to your base, at the time of which your flag must be at your base. Once you have done this, you have "Captured the flag".

The team that captures three flags (first) wins.

When the objective is attained, the game ends immediately displaying the end-game-message. (link will be included soon)

## Mechanics

Once X captures the flag ('X' is you or any other player), a message appears at the top of the screen saying: "X has captured the Y flag" ( 'Y' is X's opponents' color ). If your flag is not at your base while you attempt to capture the enemy flag, the messages says: "Return your flag to capture the enemy flag".

To be able to take the enemy flag, you must be at least as big as the base ( both bases are the same size and remain like so throughout the game ), but must not be too big (actual values needed) and you pass through the base to take the flag.

Masses and viruses spawn normally here.

Once you, or any player, takes the enemy flag, an aura of the enemy's color flashes on and off around you and your location is displayed on the minimap. This aura fades after some time if you stay long without capturing the flag, but you don't lose the flag.

You lose possession of the flag when:

1. Your cell is eaten
2. You grow too big
3. You eat a virus (or one is fed to you)
4. You capture the enemy flag

Once a flag is captured (provided it's not the 3rd flag to be captured), a message at the bottom of the screen indicating that the flags will be placed in their bases in X seconds (where 'X' is a 10-second countdown timer), appears.
Sebastian Conelli

THE THOTTY BUBATTI SEABASS CHIANTI

### Overview

Sebastian Conelli (AKA "The Giggle Guy" AKA "Mr. Sebastian") is a hilarious Swedish-Italian American comedian and frequent guest-host of The Unbelievable Podcast. He is 8 feet tall and has a Staten Island accent that makes people from Staten Island say "that guy has an accent". His iconic laugh has won the hearts of millions across our globular and/or flat earth. If you see his mother please tell her he is a good man. Sebastian is a Cryptid.

### Fun Facts

Sebastian:

- isn't afraid of anything

- is stronger than a little girl

- has taken Unbeliever 'Kimmy Beebop' under his wing, guiding her to become a top Poll Results respondent

- Used to have a recurring dream where his cat would come into his room and say, "Fuck you Sebastian!"

### References

1. ↑ The Unbelievable Podcast - Episode 145: Mel's Hole and Other Gaping Pits (in reference to the depth of of 'The Well to Hell')
2. ↑ The Unbelievable Podcast - Episode 145: Mel's Hole and Other Gaping Pits
3. ↑ The Unbelievable Podcast - Episode 168 The Gulf Breeze UFOs Part II
4. ↑ The Unbelievable Podcast - Episode 185 The Bermuda Triangle and Other Famous Shapes
Tim Bong

**Mister Doctor Professor Tim Bong** is a Warrior-Reporter and Timbs expert and enthusiast. Tim is member of the Warrior Reporter's Guild and friend of Brent Bucket. He carries a revolver in case things get spicy.

He was born at an early age into the Timb life and ever since he's wanted to be a Timberland boot. His knowledge in Timbology is so great that he can examine Timbs from their smell, taste, texture and buoyancy alone.

He first appeared on Artefacts Roadshow where he identified the Un-Timbs.
Maryland GoatMan

### Overview

The Maryland GoatMan has been seen since the 1950's around the Laurel, Maryland area. He looks like a bear with a goat slung over his shoulder like a Trader Joe's sack. According to GoatMan Expert Unbeliever Daniel Joseph, the GoatMan was "biten by a radioactive goat! In the anus!", after which Unbeliever Daniel reconfirmed that there is "no such thing as bears". Most recently, the Maryland GoatMan was seen shortly after the 2 acre fire crater created by local mischievous teenagers.

### Origins

In 1955, Billy Goatman was a carefree juvenile delinquent teenager, roaming around Maryland, creating massive crater-fires and generally goofing off. One day Billy wandered out into a field full of radioactive goats, as are common in Maryland. Now, we all know that radioactivity settles in the anus. We all know it. Billy knew it too, and that is exactly why he went out into that field of radioactive goats. Billy wanted to get a good look at the anus of one of these goats because radioactivity was Billy's hobby. That was a thing in 1955, you could just be into radioactivity. But when Billy bent way over to closely study the anal receptor of one goat's radioactivity, he was sharply bitten in his own by another radioactive, and rabid, wild goat!

Billy's transformation into GoatMan was immediate and complete. He now has goat-like abilities, which are far too numerous to list here, but it has helped him evade authorities for over 60 years. Like many cryptids and Earthbound creatures, the GoatMan poses as a bear when necessary to hide. Bigfoot is another creature which employs a similar tactic. Bears serve as a cover to many creatures thought not to exist, when in reality it is bears that do not exist.
Uhhh...Is this a Real Show?

Yes! It's called the unbelievable podcast.

## Background

During the live 2 hour 100th episode extravaganza of the podcast, Jason Louv, a contributor (freelancer) for Vice magazine called in to be interviewed by Brian, Charles, Phoebe and coincidence theorist, Johnny T.

## Story

3 minutes in, after discussing Michael Hastings, Johnny T brings up Tom Clancy novelizing a story about America being taken over by Black Marxist's being funded by Saudi dollars. After Charles telling Johnny T to shut up and Brian telling Jason that Johnny T is just insane, Jason asks, is this a joke? And after a short pause in the conversation Jason says, "Uhh, is this a real show?"

## Post Question

After asking, "Is this a real show" Brian has a conversation with Jason about his book on Monsanto. After the conversation goes nowhere, Johnny T tells Jason that he heard instead of eating foods from Monsanto and dropping dead after 20 years they will be handing out handguns so you can drop dead immediately. To which Jason replies, "I'm sorry, Is this an actual show?" Then Johnny T brings up the relationship between Mark David Chapman and the man who shot president Reagan. This causes Jason to end the interview. The interview lasted just under 7 minutes.

## Legacy

"Uhh...is this a real show" has become one of the most popular sounds played consistently on episodes of the podcast starting with episode number 101. It is also one of the few original sound clips from the show that has made it on to the soundboard.
Washtar

The **Washtar** (A washboard Guitar) was invented as a result of actually being able to combine anything you wish with a guitar and adding '-tar' to the end of the word.

Though a ridiculous invention, it was made for a man's disabled son which is a pretty sweet thing to do.

The **Washtar** is best known for being included as part of the lore the Bishopville Lizardman ("catch him if you can") through the song Lizardman Stomp. ("Play your washtar and do the Lizardman Stomp")

The **Washtar** has brought joy to countless disabled individuals, while the Lizardman, who tastes like a Chicken Philly, simply disables individuals.
Hunger Games

## Description

This is a rather interesting survival minigame. Strive to survive!

## Setting

Clicking the play button takes you to a screen showing you how many people have joined the game. A minimum of 20 players is required to start the game.

Once 20 players have joined, a 15-second countdown timer begins to start the game.

The map is normal-sized with power-ups spawned randomly in a pattern on the map.

### spawning

Your cell spawns at a random place on the map with the game's absolute base mass.

### minimap

On the minimap you can see:

1. The positions of all the power-ups
2. Your position
3. (In stage 2) The positions of all other players in the game.

## Objective

To be the last cell alive. (more info needed on what happens then)

Being in the top three also grants you a present.

## Mechanics

Viruses, masses and coins spawn at a normal rate.

You have to be slightly bigger than a power-up to consume it.

Consuming a power-up gives you more mass.
Lionfish

Lionfish are an invasive species not native to the Atlantic Ocean. They are having too much sex and feeding off the indigenous fish. Official literature notes that these fish are "delicious", however if they really were - why the quotes? Those who've learned to unlearned everything they know, know that these creatures are probably GMO and are high in mer

   cury and chemicals that block the third eye.
Saison 1

*Cet article est une ébauche. Vous pouvez aider Wikia Person of Interest France en le développant.*

## Saison 1

### **Chaîne**

**États-Unis** : CBS
**France** : TF1

La **première saison** de *Person of Interest* a été diffusée au États-Unis du 22 Septembre 2011 au 17 Mai 2012, et en France du 6 Mars 2013 au 14 Janvier 2014.

## Casting

### Principaux

* Jim Caviezel  : John Reese
* Michael Emerson : Harold Finch
* Taraji P. Henson : Lieutenant Joss Carter
* Kevin Chapman : Lieutenant Lionel Fusco

### Récurrents

* Elizabeth Marvel : Alicia Corwin (5 épisodes)
* Susan Misner  : Jessica Arndt (5 épisodes)
* Enrico Colantoni : Carl Elias (5 épisodes)
* Robert John Burke  : Officier Patrick Simmons (4 épisodes)
* Michael Kelly  : Marc Snow (4 épisodes)
* Brennan Brown  : Agent Spécial Nicholas Donnelly (4 épisodes)
* Al Sapienza  : Lieutenant Raymond Terney (4 épisodes)
* Anthony Mangano  : Lieutenant Kane (4 épisodes)
* David Valcin  : Anthony S. Marconi alias « Scarface » (4 épisodes)
* Paige Turco  : Zoe Morgan (3 épisodes)
* Brett Cullen  : Nathan Ingram (3 épisodes)
* Mark Margolis  : Gianni Moretti (3 épisodes)
* Michael Mulheren  : Capitaine Arthur Lynch (3 épisodes)
* John Fiore  : Capitaine Womack (3 épisodes)
* Annie Parisse : Kara Stanton (3 épisodes)
* Darien Sills-Evans : Tyrell Evans (3 épisodes)

## Épisodes

**1. *La Machine*****2. *Besoin de personne*****3. *Braquages*****4. *Soulager la souffrance*****5. *Le dernier jugement*****6. *La Négociatrice*****7. *Protection de témoin*****8. *Passage à l'Ouest*****9. *Il faut sauver Carter*****10. *Quarté perdant*****11. *Fenêtre sur cour*****12. *Pour sa défense*****13. *Le Bouc émissaire*****14. *L'Art de la guerre*****15. *Vu de l'intérieur*****16. *Gestion des risques*****17. *Deux hommes et un couffin***
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Vampire Peacocking

Vampire Peacocking (Verb): First discussed on Episode 156: Real Vampires, Vampire Peacocking is an advanced form of "Peacocking", in which the practitioner heightens his or her attire to attract even more potential mates. The idea behind this advanced technique was first showcased by Logan, Vampire Lord (King?). You must use your vampire gaze, as a pretty girl comes up to you because she wants you to feed on her in a whole bunch of different ways! And you must invoke your natural vampiric charm to bring that sexual energy to the surface and given freely to you.

And if that dosent work out, you can always use the opportunity to pitch your Vampire Fang Business.

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Hot Dog Art

File:Hotdog.jpg  A tremendously influential and pervasive art movement after Dadaism and predating the Pop Art movement. The "Hot Dog Art" era is usually defined in Art History classes as occurring roughly from the mid 1940s through the mid 1960's and is not in any way something that Phoebe Tyers just pulled out of thin air.\* (on episode 157)
Richard Hoagland

Born April 25, 1945, Hoagland is an American sack of shit, and a proponent of various conspiracy theories about NASA, lost alien civilizations on the Moon and on Mars and other related topics. He was once a museum curator but has not held a value-creating job in society since 1983.

### Accolades

#### The Face on Mars

On the Cydonia region of Mars, between the Arandas and Bamberg Craters, stands a *clear* and *irrefutable* humanoid face. Hoagland discovered this ancient structure on Viking Orbiter batch-processing image #035A72. The face is also surrounded by pyramids and shit that were built by an advanced, but now defunct, Martian civilization.

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#### The Shard, Tower-Cude, and Castle

These things are floating 1.5 miles above the surface of the moon and can be nothing other than a shard, a tower-cube, and a castle.

Hoagland is quoted as saying, "I came up with the term 'Shard' as a portmanteau of the words 'shit' and 'hard', as in 'this shit is hard to believe.'"

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#### Pioneer Plaques

Contrary to what everyone else in the world believes, Richard C Hoagland claims that it was he - and not Carl Sagan - who crafted the interplanetary message inscribed upon the Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11 space probe plaques.
Alien Stealth

[1] Ronny Dawson had encountered alien craft and survived an alien home invasion. There was no doubt the ET had followed him home after his UFO Experience. Critics laughed at Dawson when he tried to tell them however he managed to catch some baffling video footage of the anomaly his family had been seeing in their home in Ranger, TX . Paranormal Researchers were intrigued and called this some of the best paranormal footage ever recorded. Dawson maintains the footage is alien stealth but others believing the entity is demonic have Dawson on a Possession Watch list. Dawson is monitored by Exorcist from the Catholic Church in case his alien theory turns out to be wrong. Here is a link showing the video segment on YouTube https://youtu.be/WFJL8mt5y9M .
Fan Fiction Episode 153

## THE LOST CHAPTER: HOW FREDDY ESCAPED

“Gary, come over now. It’s an emergency!” Jonathan said to me over the phone.

I asked my boss, Fred, if I could take off. He said sure.

Jonathan's door was unlocked. I could hear weeping and a running shower. This was normal. I put my head in the bathroom; all I could smell was shit.

"Notagain," Ithought*. “*Jonathan, did youfill your pants?”

“Yes”, he replied weakly.

“You're still wearing them?”

“Yes”

We got him cleaned up.

“I have something to show you,” he said.

He took me to the garage. In the freezer, on top of the boxes of Swanson’s Hungry Man Frozen Dinners, laid an alien in a jumpsuit. With his wide-eyes, gray body, and small-nostrils he looked just like my boss Fred, so we named him Freddy.

We were caught in the moment when the alien sprang up. Jonathan let out a scream. The alien cringed at the sound of his voice, and started squeaking.

“Don’t do that Freddy, it hurts my ears,” Jonathan complained.

“Jon, Let’s take a minute to regroup.”

We sat down inside.

“Where’s your dog?” I asked.

Jonathan's lip started to quiver, “She died in mortal Kom…. Conflict with the alien.” A tear rolled down his cheek.

I came by the following day. I saw Freddy sitting on the freezer holding a glass of water; he seemed to peer over the rim at Jonathan with hatred.

Freddy squeaked.

“No that hurts my head!, Do you need more water?” Jonathan said.

Freddy threw the glass down and it shattered.

“Oh geeze,” Jonathan said leaving for a broom.

Freddy grabbed me.

“You have to get me the fuck out of here!” He said as clear as a bell.

“You talk!”

“Yes I talk. Help me get out of here and make it look like I was abducted. Knowing your friend, he has already called the NSA, so he’ll assume the Men in Black took me.”

I was baffled, “You want me to make it look like humans abducted an alien?”

“Yes, Jonathan is going shopping tomorrow for new pants. Come back while he’s gone…bring a truck.”

I came back the next day, as planned. I entered the house using a spare key; Freddy was trashing it!

“What are you doing?” I exclaimed.

Freddy handed me a hammer, "Don’t you want to smash some of his stuff?”

“He’s my friend,” I said. The hammer flung from my hand through a framed photo of Jonathan.

Freddy clapped and said, “The only good thing about this experience is the freezer, so I’m stealing it.”

Freddy picked up one end of the freezer, and I got the other, we easily loaded it into the truck.

He then ran to the front door, and burped up some spores into Jonathan’s house.

“He has the funniest reaction to this stuff.” Freddy said. “It makes him start throwing up and filling his pants.”

Author: Jon B.

## LINKS

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Plants

**Plants** are potentially sentient beings that are known to both create music by producing sounds through synthesisers and add nutrition to endive salads that are enjoyed by hipsters.

**Plants** have been potentially proven to not only create sounds, but also feel emotions such as fear. This was established by non-smoking detective, Cleve Backster, who did not want to go home to his wife, so polygraphed the plants while torturing them both physically and through his thoughts. His life was "not the same" after this test, and he became a breatharian.

**Plants** do not enjoy the music of Sting, most stemming from his depiction of barley in his widely disliked song "Fields of Gold".

**Plants**, according to Phoebe Tyers, "know when you are going to jerk off before you jerk off"
Episode 8: The Unexplainable Philosophy of Ben Kronberg

## The Unexplainable Philosophy of Ben Kronberg

"Brian and Leo interview comedian Ben Kronberg about his philosophy of embracing the mystery of existence and its uncertainty and also discussed a UFO sighting in South Korea"

This episode is the debut of "Plugged In", a now well know segment where listeners send in topics to the show and their twitters are plugged. @myownmouth, whose gender is in question, sent a video of Rachael Maddow appearing to make reptilian noises and mannerisms.

Also featured was everyone's favorite segment, "What happened that was unbelivable this week?", which covered a Seoul UFO.

The Episode was released circa April 24, 2012.

## Notable Quotables

"Tim pollic [gutteral throat noise] .. I'm sorry" - Rachael Maddow

"We can teach guns to shoot them" - Ben Kronberg
Kevin Cobbs

Kevin is an actor, writer and director based in New York City. Kevin has performed with The Second City on cruise ships, written and voiced characters for Sesame Street video games and apps, and appeared in commercials. His family runs a BBQ restaurant in his hometown, Atlanta, GA. So he's kind of like a cartoon Southern person. Learn everything else you'd ever want to know about Kevin by visiting his website. www.kevintdcobbs.com
Clarions

### Overview

The Clarions from Clarion contacted Truman Bethurum in the Nevada desert in 1952. They speak perfect English in high, sing-songy voices; dress in a rather odd fashion; and have no weapons. Like all good aliens of the 1950s they were Christians. Clarions are between 4 and 5 feet tall (Mexicans), mumble to each other (speak Spanish), wear a black uniform with a black-billed hat (sombreros and ponchos), trousers that reflect a blue-grey (hmm? Don't know what that is.), have dark faces free from wrinkles or blemishes (Mexicans), and have no weapons (not Mexicans).

### Introductions

Upon surrounding Truman Bethurum's car in the Nevada desert, one of the Clarions uttered the first communication with an Earthling,

> "You name it!" - Traditional Clarion Greeting
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Comforted by the sound of English speech (not Spanish), Truman left his car to shake hands with the Clarion men.

### Aura Rhanes

As recounted by Truman Bethurum, each Clarion educational expedition to Earth was led by Aura Rhanes. As Captain of the "scow", a Clarion ship, Rhanes wore a red pleated dress, fitted black blouse and red beret. Possibly unique to Rhanes amung Clarions, she spoke in rhyming couplets:

> "I expect to be around for a thousand years, but the water in your deserts will be mostly tears"
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Rhanes was into arm-touching, couch-chatting, cock-teasing, and being a grandmother. She will decline all photographs and make flashlights disappear if pressed about safety and security of her crew.