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Carl's Xistera

## Description

A wicker-like scoop, two feet long, that Carl can attach to his hand and arm. It is used for throwing projectiles with high speed and accuracy. When Carl summons something from his inventory into his hand it goes right into the scoop, which adjusts itself to accommodate the projectile. He typically uses it to throw bombs or potions held in delivery devices fashioned by Mordecai. Carl has a lot of range with the xistera, and his accuracy is very good except at the longest distances, where he will often overshoot his target. When not in use the xistera can fold inward onto Carl's forearm and form a bracer, which leaves his hand free and allows him to summon his gauntlet.

Carl got the xistera from his first fan box. The Cesta Punta skill he got from his Earth Hobby Potion gives him instinctive knowledge of how to use it, which is why his fans chose it for him. It was also much cooler than the slingshot he had been trying to use.

## Enchanted Xistera Extension Slot (Head-throwing attachment)

This is a unique item!

This item was created especially for Crawler Carl by The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network, Intergalactic NFC.

Attaches to the end of a xistera. Allows for the tossing of a head.

This special edition head tosser is custom made to fit decapitated love doll heads.

When tossing a head of a withering spirit, the distance traveled will be greatly enhanced. (500 meters x Strength.)

Tossed head will be magically returned once the extension slot is removed from xistera.

This item bears an inscription that reads "Made for Crawler Carl by the Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network, Intergalactic NFC with design approval by CEO and president of Outreach Operations, Dr. P. Hu."
201st Security Group Militia

The 201st Security Group Militia is a City Elf organisation dedicated to Apito the Oak Mother. They run the Apito Education Centre and in their off time double as door guards.

They believed that Donut is the Oakfel, Apito's version of the Anti-Christ that is prophesied to unravel the heavens and kill all the gods, all because she was wearing the Enchanted Anklet of the Fallen Oak. They also mistakenly believe the Skyfowl are angels and worship them accordingly.

They tortured and murdered Gumgum after she investigated the dead prostitutes that started appearing.

## Members

* Vincente
* Salvatore
* Carmine
Big Tina

Big Tina is a level 80 allosaurus city boss. She used to be a ursine but after Scolopendra nine tier attack her and several other female ursines where turned into dinosaurs. She managed to contract Vampirism off of Miriam Dom but was cured after she died.

## Discription

A giant dinosaur wearing a pink feathered boa, a tiara and carrying a wand.

Her mother Kiwi taught her to dance.

## Gear

She has a wand that casts The Recital, a minor charm that makes people happy and want to take part in her performance.

## History

She came from a culture were dance was forbidden, dispite this she planned to dance at a secret recital but when her father, the towns head cleric, found out he got angry and hit her mother. He whiped her mother almost to death and push her daughter causing her sparkling wand to break. Scolopendra nine tier attack hit just as she fell.
Brad

Brad is Beatrice's lover, he persuaded her to post a picture of the two of them on instagram that resulted in her breaking up with Carl.

Prior to the creation of the dungeon he worked construction part time and modelled part time. His instergram handle is Bradthechad69.

Was killed during a fight between Sadir, Gennrik and Lexus. After Gennrik was killed he tried reaching his gun and was shot by Lexus and slowly bleed out, Odette order Lexus not to save him.
Enchanted Anarchist’s Battle Rattle

## Description

This sleeveless jacket in its current form only offers meager protections compared to some other items of this caliber. However, its ability to host as many upgrade patches as you can fit makes this one of the best, most upgradeable protection items in the game.

## Effects

The plain, unadorned version of this jacket imbues the following effects:

* +1 to all base stats.
* This base stat upgrade increases by +1 for every compatible patch that is added to this jacket. If an eligible Back Patch is added, this benefit is doubled.
* Access to the Desperado Club
* Access to the Naughty Boys Employment Agency
* +50% range and accuracy for all thrown explosives.
Agent Provocateur

This is Carl's 6th floor specialization class.

## AI Description

The mysterious Agent Provocateur prides himself in being invisible. This class specialty focuses on being the ultimate saboteur. These wily troublemakers emphasize less on individual traps and fighting in the street and instead focus on mass-casualty bombs and bomb-making.

An Agent Provocateur receives the following benefits:

* An additional +1 to intelligence upon level-up
* +1 skill level to a Sapper’s table.
* +2 to Explosives Handling.
* Access to the advanced Bomb Maker’s Workshop.
* Faster explosives training.
Big Boy Blue

## AI Description

The good ol’ Big Boy Blue is the largest of the jellyfish one might find floating around. They’re a little like that guy you used to know in high school who was always wearing either overalls or a jersey of some sort. The dude is like six foot five and pushing 300 pounds when he was a freshman. He always had a crewcut. Dad’s a trucker. Never talks. Never does his homework. He’s just always, you know, kinda there. He doesn’t mean any harm. But he’s so goddamned dumb he does harm anyway if you get in his way. Plus he always has a super-hot girlfriend for some reason, but that has nothing to do with the damn jellyfish. Anyway, you get the point. Harmless as long as you don’t touch them.
Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Item)

*This is an article about the item. For the book, see Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Book)*

## AI Description

Book. *The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook* by Anonymous. This is a unique item.

Chicken and Goblin recipes galore! But it's more than that, too. Each recipe is accompanied by a hilarious tale by the antonymous author, recounting some of the zany and madcap misadventures they experienced gathering these mouth-watering recipes. Fun for the whole family! This book is a real hoot.

## Description

**WARNING: THIS ITEM IS HIGHLY SECRETIVE AND WILL CONTAIN MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR BOOK III! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!**

## Properties

### Effects

Disguised as an ordinary cookbook, this item has been created and passed down from crawler to crawler for the express purpose of burning the whole system down as well as to pass on information. It can only be read by the crawler it has been passed to after several conditions have been met. It has the ability to vanish from a crawlers inventory after death or retirement.

### Source

Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 3: The Dungeon Anarchists' Cookbook Chapter 7

Won by Carl in a pick your prize minigame set up by the viewers, this book is more than meets the eye.
Imani C

Imani is another caretaker from Meadow Lark. She is one of Carl and Donut's oldest allies, having received their help rescuing the elderly under her care.

## Description

Before she chooses her class/race, Imani is described as a 19 year old woman, about 90 pounds, and with hollowed out eyes. After her transformation on the 3rd floor, she becomes a species called the Obsidian Butterfly. She is described to be a "gaunt, skull-faced vision." She weighs half of her original weight and has a white skull painted on her face. reminiscent of the Danger Dingoes. She has four translucent butterfly wings. The wings are similar to the colors of a monarch butterfly, but more saturated. Her wingspan is about 12 feet and the wings pass through physical objects.

## Abilities

Her class is primarily a support class with decent healing abilities.

* Juiced - 10% temporary strength
* Shrouded - 10% temporary damage reduction
* Trolled - 25% temporary accelerated healing
* Smart Juice - an aura that raises the level of a spell but also adds an additional cool down

She is also able to fly.

## History

When she is first introduced, she has a relatively high level and has already killed 12 crawlers, all her own residents, but they were mercy killings. She is a healer at heart, but will do whatever is necessary.

On the eight floor all four of her squad mates died when her totem killed them giving her four more player skulls.
Enchanted Collar Charm of the Ifrit Bourgeoisie

## Enchanted Collar Charm of the Ifrit Bourgeoisie

### Effects

* +8 Dexterity
* +4 Intelligence
* +10 to the Snitch skill

### Source

Recieve after becoming mayor of Point Mongo

A magic collar Donut recieve after becoming mayor of Point Mongo.

## Features

* 8 dexterity
* 4 intelligence
* Snitch level 10

In addition she also recieve 3592 gold every ten day as tax from Point Mongo.

### Red gem

* +2 int
* +1 dex
* A few points to a spear throwing skill
Daniel Bautista

## Daniel Bautista 2

Daniel Bautista is of Asian, possibly Filipino, descent when he enters the dungeon with his sisters and cousins. He chooses the Tigran race but regrets it later. His family is killed by Former Circus Lemurs and avenged by Carl and Donut.

He begins a romantic relationship with Katia Grim and keeps her secrets.

## Description

He's well muscular and doesn't wear a shirt. Owns a curved sword.

## Skills

As a swashbuckler he gets a bonus when he’s working with other members of his class like Tran.

He's able to cast the tame spell which he uses on his less cooperative beanie babies.

## Gear

He has around a thousands beanie babies that he uses as pets. Later on his sponser gives him somethings that lets him reuse beanie babies provided they live, he can only do this twice for each one.

On the sixth floor he recieved a shape changing ring.

## Relations

He had four brothers and sisters and fifteen cousins, all of which are now dead.

He had a quest to kill Miss Quill but was unable to finnish it due to Carl and Donut killing her first.
Escape Plan Skill

## Description

This skill allows for a crawler to more readily find hidden doors. It also has a hidden benefit that Mordecai was only allowed to explain to Carl due to Donut's Manager Benefit. It allows access to the Dungeon Locator, a concealed map at major intersections of the dungeon that gives a general overview of what's in every direction. It could point to exits and bosses. On Level 4, it offered a more detailed map of the train line the party was on.
Enchanted Obsidian Bracelet of the Raggle Rouser

## AI Description

This item has been upgraded three times.

Warning: this item has a 50% chance to permanently break if it's upgraded again.

This murky bracelet is light and kinda stylish if you're one of those sad sacks who always wears black and complains about how nobody ever understands you. It's made of obsidian glass, which is a type of rock that only forms under extreme, lava-based circumstances. And interestingly enough, this is what you'll turn into if you don't treat this item with the respect it deserves.

This bracelet imbues the following effects.

* +10 to Constitution
* +5 to Dexterity
* +15% Fire Resistance
* Wearer may cast a level-10 Fireball spell once every twenty minutes.
Enchanted War Gauntlet of the Exhalted Grull (Right-handed)

## AI Description

Item is a wrist bracer that transforms into a spiked war gauntlet made of orcish steel when the hand is shaped into a fist or wields a hilted weapon for more than two seconds at a time. This item on its own does not negate the bare knuckle skill bonus.

* +3 Strength (In Fist Mode Only)
* +1 Dexterity
* + 2 Skill Levels to Iron Punch.
* + 1 Skill Level to Powerful Strike.
* 2% chance to Stun enemy upon a successful hit.

**Warning**: if you use this weapon to strike adherents of the war god Grull, you have a 1.5% chance to transfigure your target into the deity himself. Trust me on this. You don’t want to do that.

A bigger, redder, WARNING. Remove this item before you jerk off.

## Upgraded Stats

After Carl received a Platinum Sharpening Stone, he used it to upgrade the gauntlet to the following:

* +4 Strength (In Fist Mode Only)
* +2 Dexterity
* + 2 Skill Levels to Iron Punch.
* + 1 Skill Level to Powerful Strike.
* 2% chance to Stun enemy upon a successful hit.
* Plus (2 x current level)% damage to all attacks.
Loita

### Status

Deceased, killed in explosion when Robot Donut's battery compartment cover falls off in Book 4

## Alliances

### Party

Bloom

Manager for Brynhild's Daughters. After the team disbands, she is put in charge of The Royal Court of Princess Donut while Zev is taking time off to deal with a personal tragedy.

She is a member of the Bloom, the ruling Borant ultra nationalist party, she appears to share their racist views.

She was killed by Carl after robot donut exploded.
Heather the Bear

### Description

A black bear wearing a pink tutu, clown hat, clown ruff, and roller skates. She stands eight feet tall, and her paws have psychic worms at the ends, instead of claws.

## AI Description

Performing since she was a cub, Heather the Roller-Skating Bear was one of the longest-running attractions at Grimaldi's Traveling Circus. Her retirement had been only weeks away when the cataclysm hit. Now the tired, old bear has been transformed into a monstrosity, barely recognizable from her former self. She lives out her days as a hunter for the circus, seeking out juicy mobs and unsuspecting crawlers. She finds and incapacitates her prey using her overwhelming speed and strength. Then she drags her quarry back to the circus so the clowns may feed.

Somewhere in there, deep, deep down, there is a spark of the old Heather. The beloved bear has moments of lucidity as she runs down her terrified prey. In those brief moments, she thinks: *Good. I've always hated all you assholes, anyway.*
Dungeon Crawler World

The show that all crawlers from Earth are participating in, currently being run by the Borant Corporation.

Dungeon Crawler World was started after the discoveries of the Primal Engines and the resultant overpopulation the galaxy, using the show as a means to collect the primal elements of off all the worlds and beat back the biological overgrowth.

The first prep teams land on earth in 1936.
Enemy of the Church

A tattoo that looks like a flaming ball of snakes.

## Effects

* You can nolonger worship Diwata and all adherence outside of Club Vanquisher will attack you on sight, including Diwata herself.
* You gain a twenty five percent damage bonus against worshipers of Diwata.
* This tattoo can’t be hidden and can only be removed by killing Diwata or chopping of your arm.
Dungeonpreneur

## AI Description

You have invented a stackable weapon, device, or potion. You will be memorialized for eternity with your name in the *Dungeon Codex*. Just don’t let it go to your head, Elon.

**Reward:** For every kill made with this device by other crawlers, you will receive a single gold coin. If you survive the dungeon, you will continue to receive this benefit—even during future seasons—at the current gold to credit exchange rate for the remainder of your natural life. Our lawyers made us put that last part in, but between you and me, we both know you’re going to die, and we’re going to keep using your hard work for our own benefit.
Clint Smashgrab

A bald, one-legged were-castor.

## Abilities and skills

He has a high constitution scores and an ability that draws the aggro of mobs.

## AI Description

**Clint Smashgrab. Level 50. Were-Kin. Light Recon Specialist**

A long time ago, Clint and his people were of a race called the Chee. They were peaceful. Carpenters, mostly. But then the High Elves wanted their land, and that was that. What happened to them next is a pretty awful story.

There are no Chee left in this realm. There are survivors of that night, when the High-Elves invaded their land. But there are no Chee.

So I'm going to assume you know what a werewolf is. This isn't a werewolf. Or maybe it is. It's a were-kin. That's all you know until either he tells you what he turns into, or he bites you, and you find out for yourself.

Clint and his brothers have joined forces with Tsarina Signet. They have a common enemy.
Desperado Club

The Desperado Club is a seedy and morally questionable casino, market place and strip club rolled into one.

There are multiple secret passageways and tunnels, including some with monsters in them.

## Mordecai's Description

"This place is like your Las Vegas Strip mixed in with Mardi Gras and the discos of the 1970's."

## Rooms

* First Room - general pub, exclusive to the specific town. No pass needed.
* Pet Room
* Main Room - a nightclub with a dance floor and a bar, people are in the same room as everyone in all club locations.
* Casino
* The Hunting Grounds - opened on sixth floor
* Guild-O-Rama - rogue-themed guild rooms, including explosives guild
* Bitches - female strip club and brothel
* High Class Bitches
* Penis Parade - male strip club and brothel
* Penis Palace - male strip club
* Badger bar
* Drug dens
* Secret potion market
* Jobs - quest hub
* The Silk Road - market that includes Hobgobs and Boom Sticks store.
* Restrooms
* Back Offices - Astrid, Orren
* Cosmic Lounge
Football Hooligan

The Football Hooligan was the class Donut took as part of her character actor skill. Donut only got the Mascot, Guinness and constitution bonus.

## Benefits

* The Mascot Skill - if a pet deals damage to an enemy everyone in the party gains a bonus to dexterity and constitution, if they kill a mob it lasts a couple of hours.
* Guinness – doubles your strength if your drunk
* Moving Riot – increase your damage whilst moving.
* Group Chant – some kind of team buff
* +10 constitution
Enchanted Tiara of Mana Genita

## AI Description

A crystal tiara fit for royalty. Made in honor of all the lost children of the world. Because nothing helps sooth the tears of grieving parents like watching someone else dress up all fancy.

* +3 Intelligence
* Increased ability to detect mobs on the map.
* Removes automatic hostility by worshippers of Mana Genita.
Dromedarian

## Description

The Dromedarians are a common, formerly nomadic race that is found throughout the drier parts of the universe. With the ability to store mass amounts of liquid in their bodies, it is said a Dromedarian can survive up to two months without taking a single sip of water. When these hunters and warriors are placed in a situation where they can no longer wander, they tend to become lethargic, sloth-minded creatures. But make no mistake, this is a mighty race of warriors who were once known for their abject brutality.

Trapped atop the Necropolis of Anser, these local Dromedarians are locked in a three-way stalemate with the Bactrians and the Dirigible Gnomes. Any day now this smoldering conflict could boil over into an all-out war. A war they probably would not survive. In the meantime, they’re perfectly content to sit around, smoke weed, and do their best to drink all their problems away.
Henry

One of the residents of the Meadow Lark nursing home. He made it to the The Third Floor with the help of Brandon An, Chris Andrews, Imani C, and Carl.

On the Third Floor, he is pulled into an alleyway and fathered thousands of Shade Goblin monsters with a succubus. He and Brandon An held the line against the goblins so the rest of Team Meadow Lark could escape to the Fourth Floor.
Kill Hellik

## Description

**New Quest. Kill Hellik.**

My twin brother Hellik, god of Sun and Life seeks to kill both me and my older brother Taranis God of Thunder and regent to the Celestial Throne. He is a fool. He is a danger. He has no right to exist. As an adherent, it is your task to kill him. You will receive a bonus if his death is painful.

***Time Limit:*** Hellik must die *before* you reach the 18th floor. If he still lives, you will receive a smite.

***Reward***: Slaying Hellik will result in a Celestial God Box.

**Warning: Killing a god may have some unintended consequences for all crawlers.**
Guild of Suffering

An organisation associated with a demigod named the Night Wyrm. Several seasons ago the entire 7th floor was centred on them trying to raise their god.

It's members are marked with a spider web tattoo that allows them access to the guild.

The entrance is in the strip club in the Desperado Club, the Guild is run by Hamad the wife of Astrid. They offer members assassination contracts printed on dried skin.

They have a memorial crystal, presumably of a deceased god.

## Members

* Prepotente
* Carl
* Katia
* Damascus Steel
Hole

Hole is a utility spell that makes a hole in a surface. Obtained by Donut on Floor 4 through her membership to the Dungeon Book of the Floor Club.

## Description

**Cost**: Unknown amount of mp per second (Donut can use it continuously for about 5 minutes near the beginning of floor 4)

**Target**: Any surface within spell radius

**Duration**: Variable, can be canceled at will

Allows the caster to instantly carve a cylindrical volume, a hole, out of a surface of their choosing. The diameter of the hole by default is about the size of a manhole cover, but it can be changed with practice. The depth of the hole scales at 3cm per spell level. At level 1 it creates more of a dimple in most surfaces rather than a hole. When the spell ends the hole disappears, leaving the affected area undamaged.

Anything that can fit in the hole created by the spell can pass through it, but the spell can also be used offensively to create portal cuts. When the spell ends it destroys any matter that's occupying the space created by the spell.
Ossie

## Description

Author of the 18th edition of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook.

## Cookbook Entries

I know I don't write often in these scrolls, but I have read them all. I just finished my third re-read of Herot's overly-wrought essay and ramblings about the Worn Path Method of Waking NPCs. These theories are sound, I think, but I believe there is something he has missed. Something monumental. I think they're lying about the origin of some of these NPCs. Years pass, times change, laws and rules evolve. But this behemoth we find ourselves trapped within still persists. A reused canvas painted over and over again. The fast that this scroll I am writing in even exists suggests that the brush strokes used to paint the world are so piled atop one another, it's impossible to see every image that once was. Ask a bopca where they come from, and they'll all tell you the same thing. That the aliens came to their planet and "offered" them a chance to live in the dungeon. I don't think they're the only ones with such a fate, and I'm beginning to believe the bopca's station is much higher than that of those who've been offered a similar deal. (Chapter 34, Book 6)
Li Na

Crawler Li Na is of Asian descent and is the sister of Li Jun and also partied with Zhang, she is one of the most dangerous crawlers in the dungeon. She is a demon race whose mere touch can curse someone and inflict excruciating pain, even on other party members. She fights with chains. She has a trait that allows her to see if anyone is affiliated with a god. Li Na is a practical, no-nonsense woman and is a lethal fighter. She also attended the Butcher's Masquerade and participated in the fight against Queen Imogen, proceeding to the 7th/8th floor with her brother Li Jun.

## Gear

She has at least four chains she uses whilst fighting, one uses fire, one creates wind blades and another keeps mobes immobilized.

On the sixth floor she received an item that improved her chain throwing ability.

## Skills

Her class gives her immunity to acid attacks.

She's able to turn into smoke.

She has a skill that lets her prevent injuries from healing.

She has a racial trait that lets her see if someone worships a god.
Juice Box

Juice box is a changeling and sister of Henrik. She is currently engaged to Louis.

In a previous crawl she was a teacher, all her students had to be killed because they carried an unspecified disease.

On the sixth floor she was sent down to the ninth floor and has been assassinating members of the other factions.
Asojano

Asojano is the Lord of Smallpox.

Carl, Donut, Sister Ines, Anton and Paz get a quest in which they get the option to repair his shrine, repairing his shrine will not cause him to ascend.

## Abilities

### Level

130

**Asojano - Orisha. Level 130 City Boss. This is a non-corporeal spirit.**

Also known as the Lord of Smallpox, Asojano is one of the most respected and feared of the Orishas, a former god made flesh upon the rise of the Ascendency.

As the worshippers of these gods grew more and more extinct, their temples crumbled, and the power of these former deities waned. Eventually, they faded into nothing, slipping away beyond the veil, becoming nothing more than any other ghommid, only able to visit the physical world on occasion.

One day, not so long ago, Asojano found himself here in this small town, visiting the world he once helped rule. There was no malice to his actions. He came just so he could look upon what he once had and what he had lost.

Still, power lingers, even in the most forgotten of shells.

Asojano is disease incarnate. He kills, and he heals. He is life, and he is death. He also wears a reed hat that makes it difficult to see where he's going, so he bumps into stuff a lot.
Manasa

Manasa is a famous pop singer with a black-and-silver cobra head. She sings in a haunting soprano voice, and has a single ranked 8th in the universe at the time of her death.

She is killed when her production trailer is hit with a pulse attack meant for Donut and Carl. They had switched trailers at the last minute because Carl and Donut needed shower facilities prior to a talk show.
Mordecai

He is a level 50 Guild Master and currently Princess Donut's Manager. He is currently on his last tour of crawl duty.

## Description

Mordecai is Carl and Donut’s guide for the dungeon. He is an indentured servant for Borant, tasked with helping the corporation run crawls. Originally an avian race called a Skyfowl, Mordecai chose Changeling as his race when he was a crawler. Now as a guide he is forced into a different race each floor. His chosen area of expertise during his crawl was potion making, but since becoming a guide, that expertise has grown over hundreds of years to cover most aspects of the crawl. According to Odette, he is one of the most knowledgeable guides there are.

Normally Mordecai is a tutorial guide for the first two floors and serves as a guild master on the later floors, where he has relative freedom to follow his own pursuits in potion making and catch up with friends. Following Odette’s advice, Carl and Donut made Mordecai into Donut’s Manager during the class selection process, meaning he must stay on as advisor even after the second floor. They had to make it look like an accident. He didn't take it well, but he didn't blame them. Odette warns them that he is only useful to them if he wants to help, and if he ever learns that they made him Manager on purpose, he will turn his resentment to them and refuse to help any further.

Mordecai is generally grumpy but tends to perk up when talking about potions. He gets emotional when he’s drunk, thinking about the loss of his family. He was traumatized during his time as a crawler. Hundreds of years later, he still holds a grudge against his former allies, whom he blames for the death of his brother. This includes Odette, his former Manager. It is implied that part of why he hates the idea of being Manager is because of his resentment toward her. At some point he testified against her at her trial. He lashes out against his former allies when given a chance.

He is committed to helping Carl and Donut survive the crawl, even if they don’t always take his advice. Potion brewing is a time-consuming process, but he regularly brews potions for them, which have helped The Royal Court out of many situations. His specific knowledge about the crawl is very useful when Carl is trying to make plans or understand how dangerous a situation is. Since getting the Anarchist’s Cookbook, Carl has begun hiding some of his use of the book by guiding conversations to make it look like Mordecai is providing the information instead. Mordecai’s general advice is conservative, aimed at surviving as long as possible while minimizing risk. This is increasingly at odds with Carl’s desire to take risks to accumulate power, save as many lives as possible, and tear down the whole concept of the crawl. The many unprecedented situations Carl gets himself into are starting to make Mordecai feel irrelevant.
Ping

## AI Description

**Cost**: 5 Mana

Also known as, “Here piggy, piggy,” or “The Night Dread,” Ping is a hunting and artillery-aiming tool for those who do not care if their quarry knows they’re coming.
The elven gunnery officers of the Dream all learn this spell the moment they hit adulthood. Anyone who sits in a trench lives in abject terror of the noise this spell creates.
Target: An area of one kilometer around the caster plus 500 meters for every ten points of intelligence. Environmental factors and obstacles may increase or decrease range.

**Duration**: Instantaneous. Ping travels at the speed of sound.

**Cooldown**: Five minutes.

Sends out an audible ping that gives the distance and location of all non-crawlers and non-red-tagged mobs in a circle around you. It will mark targets beyond the range of your map. Targets hit with Ping will hear an audible ping noise, but they will not know from where the ping originates.
Higher levels increases the amount of information about the target.
At level 5, you may imbue the ping with *Fear*.
Monster Truck Driver

## Description

Though not explicitly described, Mordecai explains it as "... it’s an earth version of the Staunch Barrier class mixed with a Jouster class. It’s a relatively common combined class called a Juggernaut. In other words, she’s a straight-up tank that gets an increasingly-massive Constitution bonus the faster she is moving."

* Second Fuel Tank, which absorbs damage and redirects some of it back. It triggers randomly, but it’s limited to only one time a fight.
* Rush ability, which uses my body as a battering ram. I can only do that once a 30-hour day.
* Pathfinder
* Immune to wind spell damage
Prepotente

Prepotente was a Boer goat pet when entered the dungeon with Miriam Dom and 14 other goats. On the Third Floor, he is changed by a enhanced pet biscuit.

He speaks with a posh british accent and occasionally emits a short high pitch scream. Affectionally called "Pony" by Miriam, he has a frenemy relationship with Carl.

He attempts to kill Quan Ch at the end of The Iron Tangle Floor. On the sixth floor he managed to kill 10 Odious Creepers and 15 hunters.

He breaks the 7th Level, sending all the crawlers to the 8th Floor before the level even starts, angering the kua-tin engineer Cascadia.

## Gear

* Ring of Divine Suffering (which he ate)
* A wand that can create a safe space that last for three minuets
* A magical spray applicator for spraying herbicide on plants
Pater Coal

Pater Coal is the high priest of Emberus at the club vanquisher, he is level 101. He is actually the System AI in disguise.

He is one of the few mortals in constant contact with Emberus.

When Carl went to visit him at the emberus high temple of the ending sun he washed his feet, doing so caused Carl to dissappear from the stream allowing them time to talk togeather.
Male Thorny Devil

These pokey fuckers are pretty common in desert-themed worlds. They’re big and fast and dumb and angry. Their bodies are covered in defensive spikes, which begs the question, how did something so big develop such a defense mechanism in the first place?

These guys tend to have a reverse harem thing going on. Odds are good you’ll recognize the queen when you see her. Odds are even better she’ll be the last thing you’ll ever see.

**Warning**: This is a lizard-class mob. It will inflict 20% more damage against you thanks to your Extinction Sigil. That’s what you get for killing so many poor, innocent monsters.
Jikininki

## AI Description

**Jikininki. Level 17.**

Of all the types of ghouls one may find in the Iron Tangle Rail System, the Jikininki is the most common, the most well-behaved, and the most insatiable. Their voracious appetite for flesh makes them the perfect janitors. They'll generally leave you alone as long as you're not bleeding, as long as you don't litter, and as long as you don't trespass into their personal space. It's rude.
Firas

## Firas M

### Status

Deceased, killed by Queen Imogen Lightning Spell at the end of The Hunting Grounds

## Alliances

### Allies

* Louis
* Britney

## Skills

He has access to the Puddle Jumper spell, currently at level 10.

## Appearance

Has a tattoo of bart simpson on his ankle.

## Gear

Owns an intelligence enhanced mace made for a clerics.

Carl gave him a cloak that has some hammer based attack skills.

## History

After arriving on the fifth floor he and Louis spent the time getting very drunk until Mordecai gave him his rapid detox potion.

He'd asked Katia Grim to sew tuxedos for him and Louis for when Louis and Juice Box got married.
Hekla

**Race: Amazonian Class: Shieldmaiden**

Hekla is from Iceland. She is the party leader of Brynhild's Daughters. She is described as a pretty blonde. After taking the Amazonian race, she became taller and wider, with a bodybuilders physique. She wears an enchanted breastplate and wields a magical crossbow called the Enchanted Repeating Crossbow of the Scavenger Mother of Mothers.

Hekla was fighting with her husband when the dungeon was formed. Shortly afterwards, he was poisoned by a Walking Cactus and she fled. When she returned, he was being eaten by rats. She gained an achievement for killing one of them with a bone from her husband and was awarded a loot box containing an enchanted crossbow.

During book 2, Carl appeared with Hekla on a show and she requested that he take in Katia, a party member she'd been separated from. In the Iron Tangle on floor four, Hekla met up with Donut, Carl, and Katia. She asked them to go to station 101 to aid a large group of stuck crawlers. With Hekla and the Daughters, they battled ghouls while riding to the station. Katia formed into a cowcatcher so they could roll through the ghouls. Taking advantage of the chaos and a distracted Katia, Hekla covertly attacked and wounded her with invisible arrows. However, Donut’s glasses allowed her to detect and call out Hekla's treachery, prompting her to confess that she ordered their healer Silfa not to aid Katia. She was planning to lure Carl into attacking Silfa, giving her an excuse to kill him and recruit Princess Donut and her manager Mordecai to Brynhild's Daughters. Katia awoke confused as accusations were flying. She fought with her friend Eva and used the Rush ability, intending to kill her. Thrown off kilter, she instead lethally hit Hekla and took the magical crossbow from her corpse.

## Equipment

* Dirty Little Phase Bolt
* Enchanted Repeating Crossbow of the Scavenger Mother of Mothers
Eva Sigrid

**Race: Half Nagini-Half Orc**

**Class: Nimblefoot Enforcer**

Eva Sigrid is of Icelandic descent. She worked with Katia Grim before the collapse. She was a member of Brynhild's Daughters and Hekla's "right hand woman." After Hekla's death, Eva starts killing off other players including her fellow Brynhild's Daughters. During the sixth floor she managed to kill an Odious Creeper but lost most of her team mates.

Katia is able to kill Eva at the end of the Butcher's Masquerade, but not before Eva places the Crown of the Sepsis Whore on Katia's head.

She's killed at least thirteen people by the time she was introduced in the third book. By the start of the Butcher's Masquerade she had killed over fifty player and had four hunter killer marks.

## Skills

She has some kind of charm ability, using it to persuad a bunch of NPC to attack Katia and her group.

## Gear

She had a piosoned rapier blade that attaches to her decapitated hand and a magical breastplate.

She had two enchanted swords, one of which was stolen by Katia.
One Quadrillion

Carl reached one quadrillion views.

## Description

You are one of the first ten crawlers to have achieved one quadrillion views! That means one of two things. You're either one of the best crawlers in the game, or you're such a hot mess people can't wait to see you fail.

*Reward:* You have received a Gold Fan Box!

*Admin Note:* You have received your first Fan Box. Fan boxes contain items that are voted for by those who follow your progress. Once a box is received, you may not open it for thirty hours while the fans vote for the contents.
Mass Casualty Event

Carl blew up a bomb in Zockau killing 200+ NPCs and 35 hunters.

## Description

Okay. Calm your man-tiddies. Did your mother not love you? Is your god promising you unlimited handjobs in heaven or something? You planted and then detonated an improvised explosive device within an urban population center that resulted in more than 250 non-mob casualties. You've done this a few times now, but this was a big one. And on purpose. You really know how to paint the town red.

*Reward:* You've received a Platinum Asshole's Box.
Black Nimbus

## AI Description

Type: Involuntary Abjuration

Cost: Item Based

Duration: Instantaneous casting. Affected target will suffer the effects of this spell for (30 + [Caster’s Intelligence+Constitution] – [Target’s Intelligence/2]) Seconds.

Cooldown: Once Every Hour

Target: Single target.

Effect: Has the same effect as wearing a shirt for the band Cattle Decapitation to church. Instantly removes target from the blessing of their deity and all associated buffs and effects. Will make it so target is unable to physically enter church or temple while the spell is in effect. Higher levels of this spell increase the possibility of forcing a smite upon the target.

Warning! You probably don’t want to cast this on members of the same religion more than two or three times in a row.
CockBlock

Carl killed Miss Quill.

## Description

You have assassinated an NPC whose existence was required to complete another crawler's quest. (NPC Killed: Miss Quill - Skyfowl. Level 30.) Who was that other crawler? What was the quest? Who fucking cares? You get the reward they were promised! Warning: You may only receive this award once. The next time you do it, we tell them who you are. And then they get a new quest to kill you. Nobody likes cockblocks.

*Reward:* You've received a Silver Quest Box!
Point Mongo

A town taken over by Donut at the start of the sixth floor, as a reward she got the Enchanted Collar Charm of the Ifrit Bourgeoisie.

## Rules

* No fighting
* No alcohol
* No illicit drug
* No magic on the street
* No dancing
* No singing outside a temple
* No unruly children
* No gambling
* No stealing
* No littering
* No swearing
* No sexual activity outside the sanctuary of marriage
* No macacs of any breed unless escorted by a dryad
* No naiads
* no half or quarter naiads mongrels
* All high elves must register their present at the guard headquarters
* All bugbears must take a bath in the river before entering and then register at the guard headquarters, funeral bells will provide soap
* Absolutely, positively no dinosaurs of any kind, no exceptions
Ian

## AI Description

Ian - Bush Elf. Level 30. Registration Area Attendant. This is a Non-Combatant NPC.

You know those perpetually-depressed emo kids from high school who always sat on the floor during lunch? If they participated in extracurricular activities, it was always either drama, yearbook committee, or the dreaded anime club. They planned on changing the world with some bullshit cause. They all had jobs at the smoothie place. Then after high school, they just kinda got absorbed by the world, like pouring a dark drink into a rushing stream. You blinked, and they were just gone, along with all of their black hair dye and all of their dreams.

That is a Bush Elf. A once-proud people, almost physically indistinguishable from the ruling class High Elves, Bush Elves are the regular joes of the forest. If you look really close, you can see the wrinkles around their eyes, or the very slight hunch to their backs. A sign of their defeat. They tend to favor druid magic and jobs at places where they're in cubicles.

Sometimes they remember how strong of a people they once were.

## Description

Ian is a former human crawler who is usually an attendant at Club Vanquisher. His brother was killed by Vrah in the previous season.
ManTauR

Of all the ‘taurs out there, from Centaurs to Bisontaurs to Rhinotaurs, the ManTauR is one of the weirdest. Half human, and, uh, half human, the ManTauR has been genetically engineered for both strength and dexterity, making them perfect for the often-grueling and thankless job of Tangle Train Engineer.

Unfortunately, the act of making these magnificent, large-footed beasts oftentimes results in creatures with double amounts of testosterone and whatever else makes humans so prone to overt masculinity and hyper, overenthusiastic piety toward their god of choice.
Love Vampire

Love Vampire is a damage transfer ability that Donut earned for getting her unmodified Charisma to level 100.

After upgrading it to level 6 it started casting automatically.

## Description

**Cost**: Free

**Target**: Enemy of lower level

**Duration**: Until the enemy dies

**Cooldown**: "a couple of hours"

Causes an affected enemy to take damage instead of the person using the ability.
Lemig Sortion

A democratic government consisting of multiple races. They vote on everything but to stop something they've voted on requires an 80% majority. Their leader is a fuzzy catapiler.

Their forces were badly damaged when the high elf castle landed in their battlefield, their commander is currently trapped in the desperado club. They filed litigation claiming it was an attack but Quasar successfully argued that the castle placement was an AI decision.
It's Elementary, My Dear Crawler

Carl received the quest The Show Must Go On.

## Description

And you thought all you had to do was bonk monsters on the head.

You've received a quest! Puzzles and intrigue and mysteries, oh my! If you want to survive in this world, you're going to need to be more than just a pretty, sword-swinging barbarian. Some quests require brute strength, yes, but sometimes you also gotta use your noggin.

*Reward:* We don't want you getting bored. That's your prize.
Menagerie!

## AI Description

You have discovered a pet reward room. From caterpillars who secrete vodka to basilisks who can turn mobs to stone, a good pet can make the difference between survival and the end of the road. Just remember what happened with Harambe. There ain't no zookeepers around to shoot the monster's ass if you bite off more than you can chew.

**Reward:** You have a key. It opens only one cage. Figure it out, Einstein.
Louis

## History

He got an achievement for driving a convertible van into the dungeon, as a reward he got access to the Cloud of Exhaust spell which is now level 11, it has a 10 minuet cool down and disables any enemies in it’s radius.

After arriving on the fifth floor he and Firas spent the time getting very drunk until Mordecai gave him his rapid detox potion.

He repeatedly joked about how hot he thought Epitome Noflex was and asked Juice Box to turn into her so he could pretend to be have sex with her as a result the Dream faction in the Hunting Grounds planned to shoot him with an Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea as revenge.

Got engaged to Juice Box near the end of the fifth book.

He broke down after having to fight a copy of his mother on the eigth floor. Near the end of the level he got five player killer skull.

## Skills

As an Exterminator Professional he has a 0.5% chance to insta kill any mobs his level or lower.
Former Child Actor

Former Child Actor is Donut's main class. See the Character Actor skill for more details.

## AI Description

This rare subclass is an offshoot of the Character Actor class. It can only be obtained by Crawlers who have both received the “Cut!” achievement and have obtained at least one trillion views.

Once a spoiled brat superstar, then addicted to drugs, you have crawled back from the brink stronger than ever. You are ready for your comeback. This Charisma and Chance-based class could go either way. You’ll either rise to the top, or you’ll be dead in a ditch in a week.

This unique Earth class is based on the Bard/Rogue Jack-Of-All-Trades subclass, but with a few distinctive differences.

In addition to the following benefits, the most distinct aspect of this multi-faceted class is the Level-3 Character Actor skill. This skill increases in level only upon descent to the next floor.

Additional benefits:

* Immunity to all poisons and diseases.
* Level-5 Cockroach skill.
* +10 to Charisma.
* +15% faster growth in all Charisma-based skills.
* The Manager Benefit

This is an Earth Class. As an incentive to choose an Earth Class, you will receive a Silver Earth Box upon choosing this class.
Nadine

## AI Description

**Nadine - Bearded Sage Caterpillar. Level 50**

The Bearded Sage Caterpillar is an enormous, furry, tree-dwelling insect who is normally content to sit atop trees and munch on leaves until the day they get the notion to form a chrysalis and turn into something else equally innocuous. They're super fuzzy and kinda cute as long as you don't look at their faces. Have you ever seen a closeup of a bug's face? Seriously, what the fuck? These things are mostly harmless, even after they turn into moths.

Anyway, Nadine wasn't born as a caterpillar. A Bearded Sage isn't normally intelligent, despite their name. Not that Nadine was Miss Science Fair before the High Elf attack, but she was Chee. A teacher, actually, in charge of the Chee day school. She also used to be an actress, but don't ask her about that. If she was still about to talk, she'd deny it.
Primal engine

A Primal Engine is a planet regulating computer the size of a grain of rice created by the Primals aeons ago. People eventually learned to manipulate and steer development of some of these planets. Later on they discovered an advanced operating system called Macro AI that can be installed into a planetary engine.
Gustavo III

Gustavo is one of Lucia Mar's Rottweilers that she entered the dungeon with. Gustavo undergoes a transformation that makes him the size of a pony. When Donut kills Cici, Lucia Mar says that she killed the wrong dog and that Gus is the "bad one." It is suspected that Gustavo has some control over which of Lucia Mar's personalities is in charge.
I Wanna Go Home

Carl teleported to Zockau to get a pre-emptive attack on the hunters in The Hunting Grounds.

## Description

You teleported to a stairwell station within the first thirty hours of the floor being open. What, you're running away early? I hope for your sake you don't actually go down the stairs. You know it doesn't get easier.

*Reward:* Your reward is advice. Fatherly advice. Don't be a little bitch. There's your reward.
Macro AI

A Macro AI system is a form of artifical intelligence that's able to alter the enviroment around it when pluged into a Planetry Engine.

They were created by the Mantis's when they discovered an AI production facility in their home world and managed to turn it on. They recently managed to create an error replacement net that can prevent AI's from going primal.

A Macro AI is a lifeform under syndicate law, when they go primal they're given their own closed and sealed system to inhabit.
Legendary Diva

A bard Class. Requires the users to cast spells via singing, when cast this way spells require no mana.

## Features

Comes with a decent constitution buff and several enchantment spells.

## Spells

* Standing Ovation - increases the parties dexterity and make their regular spells more powerful
* Entourage - creates multiple illusionary versions of each party member
* Encore - a heal party spell that removes multiple debuffs
* A psionic attack
* A ice attack