Omni-Man

Omni-man, commonly known as "Nolan," is an evil superhero. He prevented a bunch of 9/11's but then caused a bunch of them for no reason. He was most famous for his legendary booty cheeks.

## Early Life

Omni-Man was born on Viltrum and in school he killed his classmates and got consequently awarded by being sent to Earth and other planets to "weaken them

## Pillaging Earth

Nolan was living happily on Earth until he read a post where two idiots bragged about aborting their child over astronomy. This enraged Nolan, who went back into Viltrumite mode. Nolan murdered the guardians of the galaxy and nobody found out about it. He told his son that he was evil so Mark tried to fight him and Nolan killed thousands of people to try and prove that humans are meaningless. Mark didn't believe him, so Nolan beat his ass into soup and then left.

## Destroying The Wall and The Taliban

Nolan lived in space for a bit, siring bastards and smoking weed. He returned to Earth eventually and lived as a hobo for several years. By the time he re-donned his superhero uniform, nobody even remembered him, so Nolan flew really fast to The Wall and on the way, he unintentionally destroyed the Taliban Army by going really fast, the Hard Guard tried to stop him, but he destroyed half the wall. Jon Snow got him to go away by telling him that Mrs. Incredible wanted to have sex with him, so he left.

## Rage

Omni-man tried to go after Mrs. Incredible but she turned him down so Omni-man killed Mr. Incredible and Frozone and destroyed the entire city of Los Angeles and killed almost everyone there but nobody tried to stop him because nobody gave a shit. Nolan then learned that Jon Snow had moved back into Winterfell after it had been abandoned.

## Fight With Squidwad

Omni-man rushed to Winterfell demanding to find Jon Snow but found it abandoned except for Squidward. He then beat up Squidward but was unable to kill him because of how squishy Squidward was. Just then, Assef showed up and wanted revenge for Omni-man killing his army so he shot him with an AK-47 but Omni-Man was bullet-proof so he survived and then killed Assef by crushing his skull and then resumed his beating of Squidward.

## Vacation

Omni-Man eventually got bored of beating Squidward so he left and took a vacation in Great Wolf Lodge. While he was away, the White-Walkers tried to kill the entire world and when Omni-Man learned that their might not be a world left for him to conquer he rushed back to Winterfell.

## Destroying The White-Walkers

Just as all seemed lost for the living, Omni-Man showed up. He told the White-Walkers "You don't seem to understand, Westeros isn't yours to conquer." He then slaughtered them all in just two minutes using his super-powers and thermal kinetic energy. He saved the Night King for last so he could watch his army be slaughtered, then kill the Night King by slicing him in two with one swipe.

After killing the Wights, Omni-man fucked off.

## Confirmed Kills

* Thousands of Flaxans
* Aquarius
* Immortal (Twice)
* Darkwing
* War Woman
* A Bunch of Inncoent People on a Train and in a City
* Half the Night's Watch
* The Entire Taliban Army
* Mr. Incredible
* Frozone
* Assef
* The White Walkers
* The Night King

## Likes

* Being an asshole
* Killing People For No Reason
* Squatting and Showing Off His Booty Cheeks
* Viltrum

## Dislikes

* Humanity
* Philosophy
* The Subway System
* Not Getting His Way
* Not Being Able to Have Sex with Whoever He Wants