De Liva Festivale

**De Liva Festivale** is the seventh episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the seventh episode overall. It was released on December 11, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Wubbzy as Wubbzy
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Lentimassu as Lenti
* Tomdy as Tomdy
* Dodo as Dodo
* Binkx as Binkx
* Oliver as Oliver
* Natsu as Natsu

## Episode

***BELA:*** *(voiceover) You know, being me is actually really hard.*

> *(The scene fades from black to Isabela sitting in a throne admiring the setting in front of her: a party being thrown in Hell.)*
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***BELA:*** *Not only am I the Great Ruler of Hell, I'm actually* liked*. The Hell population has never been happier, plus the real bad people get bad treatment. And even though I, the Great Ruler of Hell have no boss or figure of greater authority, the bitches from Heaven still try to punish me if I send people to Hell without killing them!*

> *(The scene turns into Bela killing Ricky)*
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***BELA:** I mean, excuse me, if I don't want my new clothes, which I bought with my daddy's sweat and hard work, with blood! And not only that, even though I'm perfect and* should *know everything, I still don't know* why the fuck *I'm Satan.*
***BELA:** Everytime I ask mommy, she turns the conversation into something else.*

> *(The scene turns into a flashback, with no voiceover)*
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***BELA:** Since we're talking about politics, mommy!*

***STEPH:** Yes, daughter?*

***BELA:** Why am I Satan?*

***STEPH:** I don't know how that's related-excuse me, I'm getting some food. Does anyone want food?*

> *(The scene comes back to the Hell party.)*
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***BELA:** And although I'm not very busy in Hell, the lifestile of a socialite, a socialist and a sociopath is there to keep me busy.*
***BELA:** And two days, ME, the Queen Be(la), am throwing the annual De Liva Festivale!*

> *(The scene goes to present day: Isabela, sitting in bed, trying to think of new ideas along with Mandy.)*
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***BELA:** (still voiceover) The person sitting next to me is already known. Her name is Mandy. We made out once, but now she's married and stuff so it's over.*
***BELA:** But we're still best friends, and she's the only one who can actually help me with this. Plus, it's a BIG DEAL!*

> *(The voiceover ends, and the camera turns to Mandy, talking to the camera in a Modern Family-confessionary style)*
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**MANDY:** Oh, De Liva Festivale? I like it. Me and Bela have done if for a while. Like, a long time. I think 10 years or so, even before I married Tom!

> *(Back to Bela's room)*
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**BELA:** UGH WHAT SHOULD WE DOO

**MANDY:** idek

**BELA:** have we done like a ball

**MANDY:** yeah it was theme 1 lmao

**BELA:** haVE WE DONE A SUGAR BALL?!?!?!?!?!?!

**MANDY:** wtf is that

**BELA:** SO I WAS WATCHING RUPAULS DRAG RACE YESTERDA-

**MANDY:** Bye

> *(BELA'S ROOM, CONFESSIONARY)*
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**BELA:** I don't get it aaaaaaaaaaaaa

> *(PRESENT SCENE)*
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**BELA:** pls

**MANDY:** Ok

**BELA:** And there was this challenge, a Sugar Ball! So, they needed to create 3 outfits: Sweet 16, Working Mama and Candy Extravaganza! So we can do like a Sugar Party, but make everyone come with outfits that are, like, with Candy themes!

**CLAIRE:** What's a sugar party?

**BELA:** Since when are you here you old geezer

**MANDY:** idek

**CLAIRE:** What's a sugar party?

**BELA:** It's a party where everyone just eats bowls of sugar

**CLAIRE:** that sounds stupid

**BELA:** What should we do then

**CLAIRE:** you can do like a steampunk thing

**BELA:** just because you're old doesn't mean everyone else has to

**MANDY:** savage

**STEPH:** yo

**BELA:** hi mommy we're doing a sugar party for the De Liva Festivale

**STEPH:** Oh, like a party where everyone just eats bowls of sugar? Yeah, I love those.

**STEPH:** So, ok, tell Lenti and Jessica everything and stuff and they'll do their thing

**BELA:** we're so lucky that we were born rich in america

**CLAIRE:** preach

**MANDY:** are you drunk lmao

**CLAIRE:** I can kick you out of here

**BELA:** by the way mommy where was I born

**STEPH:** so does everyone know what they'll wear? no? im hiring someone to sew whats ur themes

**BELA:** DIBS ON SUGAR DIAMONDS

**MANDY:** ugh

**STEPH:** what the fuck is that

**BELA:** like a shiny white outfit like please are you illiterate

**STEPH:** ok I'm choosing popcorn

**BELA:** POPCORN IS NOT CANDY, MOTHER.

**CLAIRE:** is there grey candy

**MANDY:** no

**CLAIRE:** I want white chocolate

**BELA:** racist

**STEPH:** I'm going with gummy bears

**MANDY:** cool I want like those line can-

**BELA:** I HAVE A PIC I HAVE A PIC MOMMY LOOK

**STEPH:** ok I'll show it to the sewer

**STEPH:** also Jessica is invited

**MANDY:** ok

**BELA:** cool yay

**BELA:** I hope she steals her husband

**MANDY:** ok

> *A loud noise can be heard in the distance.*
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> *Everyone runs to the swimming pool.*
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> *Previous episode's pool scene happens.*
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**BELA:** WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT WE NEED SOMEONE TO CLEAN THIS AND SOMEONE TO FIX IT

**MANDY:** can't you do it aren't you Satan

**BELA:** Yeah, Mandy, *great ide*a, I'll bring a bunch of ghosts here so they'll clean! 10/10!

**MANDY:** don't you have satanic powers

**BELA:** yeah I probably should but I don't know how to use them

**BELA:** so um

**CLAIRE:** just snap your fingers and think of this place clean and normal

> *Bela snaps her fingers and the place is clean again, but she faints.*
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**CLAIRE:** huh who thouhgt that would work

**STEPH:** It's a sitcom

**CLAIRE:** oh yeah

> *Jessica is cleaning her neck, when a cat scares her.*
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**NATSU:** m

**NATSU:** h

**NATSU:** fa

**JESSICA:** oh, it's you

**JESSICA:** you are a fat

**NATSU:** >(

**JESSICA:** ????:???????;::?????

**NATSU:** i agere

**JESSICA:** I'm confused

**DODO:** you are always confused you mexican whore that is jessica

**JESSICA:** when did you get here

**OLIVER:** I'm cuter than you

**JESSICA:** you're a cat

**OLIVER:** love me auauauau au

**JESSICA:** are you trying to be a dog

**NATSU:** do you understand anything of what she's saying

**DODO:** no but you are a fat turd

**NATSU:** shut up

**DODO:** never

**OLIVER:** you're mean :(

**DODO:** you're gay

**BINKX:** aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *\*runs away fast\**

**DODO:** ok bye

**OLIVER:** rawr

**NATSU:** I'm trying to escape too but I can't run very fast

**DODO:** coward

**OLIVER:** no he's not!!!!!!!!!!!

**DODO:** true. he is fat.

> *Natsu and Oliver flee together.*
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**DODO:** I just realized I don't give a single fuck about them

**JESSICA:** fun

**DODO:** what are you doing immigrant

**JESSICA:** first of all I got here legally

**JESSICA:** and seconf of all I'm not from Mexico, I'm from Puerto Rico.

**DODO:** ok I didn't ask to hear your fucking life story

**JESSICA:** you're getting bad influences from Isabela and Tom

**DODO:** I'll pretend I didn't understand what you said but I am smarter than everyone

**DODO:** What are you doing, Jessica?

**JESSICA:** I'm sewing my outfit.

**DODO:** ok I don't care bye

> *In the basement of the house.*
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**CRIMINAL:** what when did I get here

**LENTI:** I brought you back.

**CRIMINAL:** how you're just a butler

**LENTI:** I'm much more than a butler. You'll see. So, Miss Criminal, there is a sugar ball going on tonight. What will you do?

> *Lenti leaves.*
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**CRIMINAL:** I think I have something in mind.

> *Criminal goes up the stairs.*
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**BELA:** aaaaaaaaaaa the party starts in 2 hours is eveyrone dressed

**MANDY:** hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

**BELA:** ok that isn't you???

**MANDY:** ok

> *Two hours later.*
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 **BELA:** fin all y

**MANDY:** look it's Tom

**TOM:** Hello, my sweet flower.

**BELA:** ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

**TOM:** go somewhere

**BELA:** am I pretty

**TOM:** yes

**BELA:** ok I'm going somewhere

**TOM:** Mandy, *mí amor-*

> *Jessica appears out of nowhere, coming down the stairs, when the music changes to "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid.*
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**BELA:** ok this is bullshit who the fuck is handling the playlist we 'bout to fite

**TOM:** JESSICA!

**JESSICA:** *ai díos mio que diabos foi aquilo*

> *While Tom went from flirting with Mandy to flirting with Jessica, Criminal, Steph and Claire had a little chat...*
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**CRIMINAL:** WE SHOULD PLAY DANCING CHAIRS!

**STEPH:** NO, WE SHOULD PLAY CHARADES!

**CLAIRE:** we should play finish the bottle-uops I win

**DODO:** drunk old bitch

**CLAIRE:** who are you

**BINKX:** aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**DODO:** coward std whoew

**CLAIRE:** where am I

> *Bela goes up to the mic and starts to talk.*
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**BELA:** SO EVERYONE AFTER WE ALL FINISH OUR BOWLS OF SUGAR, WE ARE STARTING THE FUNDRAISER!

**MANDY:** Exactly

**BELA:** Ok, so-

> *A loud thump is heard in the distance.*
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> *Bela, Mandy, and Steph run to see what's going on.*
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> *They find Ricardo, in the floor, with a pool of blood getting bigger and bigger.*
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**MANDY:** He's dead
**STEPH:** We have to hide the body, we have hundreds of people here!

> *Jessica runs in.*
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**JESSICA:** Bela, the DJ is playing Dollhouse like you asked him to.

> *Jessica leaves.*
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**BELA:** I am *not* missing Dollhouse for this! Dollhouse is *my jam!*