Shitting

**Shitting** is a topic of frequent discussion on Globe Hell Warning, and has been named by Josiah as "the third host of the show" in the Patreon episode Its Beautiful Day in Globehell AKA the Toilet Tapes PT 1. See below for which episodes have discussed shitting.

## Shitting on Globe Hell Warning

* Episode 1: World Wide Train
	+ This episode involved discussion about World Wide Train (noun)'s tipping capabilities that allow for the piss and shit and cum and puke stored in the basement to drip out of the back of the train into an ocean near to its home at the Equator.
* Episode 3: World Wide Rainforest
	+ This episode briefly involved discussion about whether you would shit into a pelican's mouth, for example, instead of into a toilet in World Wide Rainforest.
* Episode 4: World Wide Potluck
	+ This episode involved discussion about holes in the ground all over Boaty McBoatface and when you need to shit you just shit in the holes and if you need to wash yourself, you can just wash off in the ocean through the hole you shit through. The sun can be used to dry yourself off.
* Episode 5: World Wide Walmart
	+ Josiah revealed that Drew smells like shit and piss and looks like shit, also.
* J.O.S.I.A.H.
	+ This episode involved creating a name for a Latino helper robot named J.O.S.I.A.H., whose name was created by iterating several strings of the matching letters. One rejected meaning for the acronym was **J**acking **O**ff and **S**hitting **I**n **A** **H**edge.
* Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom
	+ This episode involved some discussion of toilets, but the topic of shitting only came up when Drew said, "Well guess where the stuff in the toilet comes from. It comes from your ass."
* Bus
	+ This episode involved discussion about Drew's headphones getting covered in shit because it was implied by Josiah that Drew had been using them as anal beads, discussion about a foul shit smell of unknown origin on the bus Drew was on which was implied by Josiah to be due to Drew shitting in and overflowing the bus toilet, and discussion about Barry being covered blood, pubic hair, and also a little bit of shit when he was born.
* Episode 19: World Wide Rock Festival
	+ This episode briefly involved discussion about Drew eating human shit for every meal.

* Episode 22: Food
	+ This episode revolved around using a NASA shit converter to turn shit into food known as Seconds. By using the Dinder app, one can search for people in their surrounding area who recently ate a meal that they want to eat the shit of.
* Episode 28: The Dream Scientists
	+ This episode briefly involved discussion about Drew's dreams being swimming in a river of shit that he swims in and drinks some of it, as well as discussion about whether you piss and shit in the dream world.
* Episode 32: World Wide Comedy
	+ This episode involved reading funny tweets from people, like MISSY @hopper\_m's tweet that said "I just read that farts are the screams of trapped poop, and I will never look at anything the same again!".
* Josiah and Drew Watch History of Swearing
	+ This episode involved Josiah and Drew watching the *History of Swear Words* episodes 'F\*\*k' and 'Sh\*t', which naturally led to discussion about shitting in various forms.
	+ This episode also hinted at a new show Josiah and Drew would be starting called 'Shit Talk' where they talk about shit while shitting. Previous guest Nate Ruess will be invited to appear on the show.
* Episode 33: Back to Basics
	+ This episode involved Josiah and Drew traveling back in time to when dinosaurs roamed, at which point Drew drank some water that a brachiosaurus was splashing around in. The water was filled with dinosaur cum and shit, which is good for you actually, and after drinking the water, Drew became long and got ripped.

* Episode 37: World Wide Wipes
	+ This episode revolved around reducing water usage both by using World Wide Wipes to clean your entire body (including ass) and then using child labor to recycle the Wipes, and by filling your toilet to the brim and only flushing it once a week.

* Its Beautiful Day in Globehell AKA the Toilet Tapes PT 1
	+ This episode revolved around toilets and shitting, as Josiah, Miles, Alex, and Drew watched a film called *The Unspoken History of the Toilet: The History That They Won't Tell You*, starring Ifor ap Glyn.
	+ Josiah broke the fourth wall in this episode to declare that shitting is "the third host of the show" and that 'Shitting' should have its own page on Globe Hell Warning Wiki.
* Episode 39: WEATHER
	+ This episode briefly involved discussion about shitting, with Drew asking how Josiah goes No. 2, and Josiah admitting he had just shit his pants, and Drew noting that Josiah's pants sag from being filled with diarrhea during their debates.
* Episode 40: The JO Zone
	+ In response to Josiah revealing that he didn't know jacking off was a sex thing, Drew asked him what he thought it was and listed pooing as a possible option.
* Globe Hell Cameo The Movie
	+ Josiah and Drew watched various videos related to April Fools pranks, including one prank that involves wetting a toilet paper roll and folding it carefully to give the appearance of being a piece of shit.
	+ Drew expressed his desire to repeatedly fill a toilet with previous guest Tom back and forth and leave it for several 24 hour periods at a time and never stop shitting in the toilet.
* Episode 45: The Gig Economy
	+ Josiah and Drew learned that another great way to stimulate the vagus nerve is through vocalization. They practiced this together by taking an abdominal thoracic breath and, on exhale, they sang 'mmm' because that vibration oscillates the air which starts to turbulate inside your nasal center to release nitric oxide as a second way to lubricate your vasculature, similar to doing whippets. Before doing this, though, Josiah asked if it would make them shit.
* Episode 46: Smile
	+ The audience was instructed to listen to an audio test video with headphones and not speakers while sitting on the toilet in case the video made them have to shit. At this, Drew quipped that he didn't know how Josiah would sit on his own mouth on the toilet because what comes out of his mouth is shit from the toilet.

* Gulch Hell Podcast Toilet Tapes 2
	+ This episode revolved around toilets and flushing them, as Josiah, Miles, Alex, and Drew watched a compilation video of many toilets being flushed, though there was remarkably little talk of shit itself throughout the episode.
* Globehell Cameos Globe Hell Cameo Musical
	+ Josiah revealed that there is dry, crusted shit all over Drew's body.
* Episode 49: Leftist Hypebeast
	+ Drew revealed that his feet smell shite because he had been kicking corporate ass all day.
* Globe Hell "Does" Sarantos
	+ Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Turd in toilet Phone falls in 2-14 Sarantos Funny video of the month" about a turd in a toilet and a phone falling in.
* Episode 50: The Fervorists
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed the legality of shitting in public in contrast to having an orgasm in public.
* Episode 51: What If He Stays
	+ Josiah revealed that Drew usually talks about eating his own shit for breakfast.
		- Note: In Episode 19: World Wide Rock Festival, Drew denied that he eats any poo-poo and made clear that the only thing he eats from a butt are chicken eggs.
* Episode 52: World Wide Ark
	+ Josiah revealed that Drew suffers from swim trunk streaks, which are brown lines of shit that are smeared in the back of his swim trunks.
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed the infamous 2013 poop-based incident on board the Carnival Triumph cruise ship, which will make that particular cruise ship very affordable to purchase for the annual Globe Hell Cruise.
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed whether shit is thicker than blood.
* Episode 53: Lefterboxd
	+ Josiah accidentally referred to the 'rule of thirds' as the 'rule of turds', which he called a 'Freudian shit' on his part.
* Globe Hell Watches Doctor Chip
	+ Drew revealed that he could be the kind of doctor that Dr. Chip Watkins is but not the medical kind of doctor, because if a patient came in complaining of shitting blood, then he would have no idea. Josiah and Drew went on to discuss how to treat a patient who came in complaining of issues with shitting blood, and whether it means they are actually just suffering from depression.

* The Toilet Tapes 3: Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations
	+ This episode revolved around toilets and flushing them, as Josiah, Owen, and Drew watched a compilation video of many toilets being flushed, though there was remarkably little talk of shit itself throughout the episode.
* Cameos for July
	+ Drew revealed that he considers every moment spent with Josiah to be a log ride because there's always so much shit logs of poop coming out of his mouth.
* Drew Watches Peter Rabbit
	+ Drew revealed that the role of Mr. McGregor to Sean Connery but at the time he was 85 years old and shitting himself.

* Episode 60: "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg
	+ Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Toilet water being dumped into ocean" about piss and shit and cum and puke being blasted out of a boat into the ocean, similar to the tipping mechanism found on board the World Wide Train (noun), as well as the holes lining the surface of Boaty McBoatface, as discussed in Episode 4: World Wide Potluck, that allow passengers to piss and shit directly into the ocean.
	+ Drew's idea in this episode involved freezing all the piss and shit and cum and puke that gets flushed down toilets by using a CO2 blast and then sending that out to one spot at the center of the Earth to create a new iceberg known as "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg. This will stop the rising water levels caused by the melting polar icecaps.

* Episode 61: Food Baby
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed that the only fluids you should be retaining are your cum and your shit.
	+ Josiah's idea in this episode involved having empathy for others and listening to them and believing them when they say they have a Food Baby, which is actually a real baby. Food Doulas will install a You-Tube inside of people so they can birth a Food Baby out of the third hole. Without doing so, Food Babies would simply come out the ass as shit.
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	+ Josiah said Drew breathes shit.
* Episode 63: Nasty
	+ While watching a video about a man who slept with a nasty woman and then woke up to skid marks on his sheets the next morning, Drew asked if the man **shit** himself.

* Self Improvement Seminar 1: Style Smile Smoke and Shitblast
	+ Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Diarrhea After Drinking Alcohol, May Be A Wake Up Call?" about having **shitblasts** after drinking alcohol.

* Toilet Tapes with Miles, Alex, and Owen
	+ This episode involved Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew discussing why things get stuck to toilet bowls, watching a video Owen made called "Minecraft Flushing Toilet" that showed Minecraft shit getting flushed down a Minecraft toilet, and watching a compilation video Josiah made of many toilets being flushed.
	+ Miles mentioned he is worried about his gut biome and expressed his desire to document days where his BM's are notable, so he'll know if he needs to eat more kimchi, for example.
* Episode 69: Swarm Army
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed how soldiers are having the smallest number of doodies.
* Episode 70: Meta World Peace
	+ In an effort to understand what the word 'meta' means, Josiah gave Drew the example where Drew tweets, 'I just took a nasty, steaming shit and it uh -- it's covered in hair for some reason, it's in -- filling up the bowl, and it is all stinky and nasty,' to which someone would reply, 'That's a mirror,' or, 'Try turning your monitor on.' Drew confirmed that this was indeed meta.
* Bass
	+ Drew said a child in a video was sitting on a stool and when Josiah remarked that it can't be a stool if it has a back, Drew lied that he never said it was a stool. After being pressed by Josiah to admit his lie, Drew instead told Josiah to stop saying 'stool', calling him a 'feces pervert' in the process. Josiah responded that every time Drew talked, it was feces coming out of his mouth, but stopped himself early, perhaps thinking better of it and deciding to be the bigger person.
* Episode 72: WWideas
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed that Drew is a diarrhea fucker.
* Episode 73: Make It Make Sense
	+ Josiah and Drew learned about shit test texts, which are one of the four types of texts you can receive. Josiah gave Drew a shit test, wherein Drew revealed that he had good shit that was brown and had dino nuggets as well as turds.
* Episode 74: Invincible House
	+ Josiah and Drew learned about houses that are being made out of hemp by a company in Alberta. Upon learning this, Josiah asked if Drew was sure it's not hay and cow shit that they were using.
	+ While all the current houses in the world are being destroyed so they can be replaced with Invincible Houses, prankers like the FaZe clan will be invited in to prank the houses by doing things like throwing plastic cups everywhere and putting fake bugs and poop outside the front door.
* YKS to YYC
	+ JF said he knows what Drew does with his booty-hole and Drew revealed that he poops out of it.
* Episode 76: World Wide Retreat
	+ Josiah and Drew listed some P-words in the episode, including penis, poo poo, pee, pussy, and pre-cum.

* YYC Foodies and Ginger Beef with Jeff
	+ Jeff discussed that ginger beef looks like dog turd. Drew agreed, saying that sometimes he walks outside and sees a piece of ginger beef on the ground, but only when he puts his nose up to it does he realize it's not ginger beef. Josiah commented that you really have to taste it to know for sure because sometimes smell and taste are different. Jeff noted that sometimes an overcooked ginger beef is so close to dog turd in smell. Drew expressed that he actually prefers it to be overcooked for that reason, throwing it in his microwave or requesting the restaurant throw it in their microwave on high for 5 minutes to get it extra overcooked and chewy to resemble eating dog turd.
		- Note: This is perhaps an ironic association given that Episode 22: Food largely revolved around turning your neighbors' shit into ginger beef with a NASA shit converter.
* Episode 77: World Wide War
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed a hypothetical nudist society where you leak diarrhea all over a bus seat, and how a nudist society would inherently destigmatize shitting yourself since there would be no 'yourself' to shit without clothes on.
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed that the first act of World Wide War will be Josiah taking a dump on the lawn of someone in Montreal. After continuing this every day on different people's lawns in Montreal, there will eventually be a Ring cam of him shitting, which will get posted online with a question about if anyone recognizes the shitting man. Drew will respond that he does recognize him and he knows that Josiah Hughes lives in Montreal. From knowing that Josiah lives in proximity to the places that have been getting shit on, and with his knowledge that Josiah does not have a vehicle that would allow him to drive all the way across the city, Drew will be able to triangulate the shitting and figure out where Josiah is. This shows that Drew will be able to stay on top of everything during World Wide War. He will also have other ways to keep his control over Josiah, including having tapes of him shitting, having tapes of him pissing, and going into his bedroom every morning and antiquing him. Drew will be in Josiah's house 24/7.
* death to 2021
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed how writing your name clearly in a nice serif font with your own shit is not worthy of mockery, but rather is very impressive and is like a superpower.
* Globehell Hype House
	+ Josiah noted that TikToker Kouvr first said she feels like an asshole and then said she feels like shit. He noted how these were similar but different. He went on to note that her scatological fetish makes sense because she is dating a piece of shit, Alex Warren.
* Episode 80: Legal Battles
	+ After learning the meaning of the name 'Drew', Drew surmised that 'Josiah' means 'small penis, ass full of poo'.
* Episode 79: Verified People
	+ Josiah and Drew took some virtual coffee and digital caffeine to help them wake up. Josiah later said that he hoped he wouldn't get digital diarrhea from the digital coffee. Drew responded that Josiah probably had diarrhea anyways because he is a diarrhea boy.
* Episode 82: Digging Holes
	+ Josiah and Drew discussed how the World Wide Train (noun) already has so many people and also so much piss and shit and cum and puke and menstrual blood that it cannot also deliver packages and whatnot to help fix the supply chain issue that is plaguing truckers who are protesting COVID-19 vaccine mandates.
	+ Josiah later revealed that his usual online order is diarrhea medicine and constipation medicine at once, because if you take both, it's nature's probiotic.
* February Cameos and Shoutouts
	+ Josiah revealed that when most people are releasing shit from their bodies, that's when he does a burp. He went on to describe that this process is how he deals with his shit and when he yawns, that's him ejaculating from experiencing sexual pleasure.
* Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours
	+ At 2:45, Drew stood up and walked out of frame, which Josiah said is because he probably had to go take a shit. Later in the episode, Drew asked Josiah to describe what certain hot rod images made him think of, and one of them was described by Josiah as "a piece of shit".