Kitten Borg

## Episode Intro

(Theme Song)

Mia: We're the babies....Animals buddies...Each one is different... And we're so cuddly! Tots in trouble, can't delay! To the rescue, Save the Day! Mia Kitten's here to help you!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, She's our hero!

Mia: Hold my paw let's find adventure!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, Friends Forever!

Mia and Baby Animals: Open up your arms for baby hugs! (Giggles)

"Disney Junior's Mia Kitten 2"

## Episode

(Cut to Episode Title With A Picture, While The *Electric Zoo techno beat is heard The Title Picture Shows Mia, Angelica, Lucky And Spike Getting Scared Of Kiki And Suzie Pretending To Be Robots)*

Mia: "Kitten Borg"

(Episode Begins With Mia And Her Demi Lovato Doll Watching A Robot Movie)

Tv Narrator: *[Mia is watching the movie with her demi lovato doll while eating popcorn]* We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of *Night of the Robot*.

Man On Tv: *[screaming while being chased by a giant robot]*

Mia: Hurry, Angelica, the scary robot movie's on.

Angelica: You Cannot Watch It Mommy!

Mia: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out. *[scene cuts to Mia lying in her crib, whimpering and shivering] What if Mommy is a robot? What if Uncle Sam is a robot? What if Angelica is a robot? Angelica? (Angelica Is Sleeping In Her Kitty Bed) Angelica? Angelica? [pokes Angelica's eye, causing her to wake up]*

Angelica: What Is It?

Mia: Angelica, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right?

Angelica: Nah!

Mia: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night's sleep. *[goes to sleep. Dreams about running from the giant robot from the movie earlier. Scene cuts to the next day at the nursery, with Mia playing with her demi lovato doll as Angelica watched then Mia is panting]* Robot! Oh my gosh! *[robot turns out to be a sack of potatoes, a dust pan and broom, and a bucket]* Huh? *[chuckles nervously. Scene cuts to Kiki holding down her kitty kibble with Suzie near a table]*

Kiki: How about a little music to count my kitty kibble to? *[turns on the radio that is next to them]*

Radio DJ: *[from the radio]* And now for the #1 song in T.O.T.S.: *"Electric Zoo."* *[techno beat is heard. Kiki starts counting her kitty kibble]*

Kiki: Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's music. *[scene cuts to the nursery. A buzzer goes off]*

Mia: I surrender! Oh.

Lucky: Angelica! Mia! *[Mia screams. Her bow flies onto Spike's puppy nose]*

Mia: Lucky, why is Spike wearing my bow on his nose?

Lucky: *[removes the hat from Spike's nose and puts it back on Mia's head]* Spike Is not wearing your hat on my nose! I'm waiting for #17's delivery!

Mia: #17... *[holds up a tray with food]* Food and a medium beverage. Course. Sorry Lucky, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. I even asked Angelica if she was a robot! Pretty funny, huh?

Lucky: *[sarcastically]* Hilarious. Just deliver the baby.

Mia: *[delivers the baby to a forever home with Angelica]* There you go! Enjoy your... Say, you're not a robot, are you?

Mom: No I'm Not

Mia: Well, keep your eyes peeled. *[in a deep voice]* They're everywhere. Back to T.O.T.S. I Go! *[They run away, The Mom shrugs her shoulders. Mia And Angelica walk by Kiki's table]*

Kiki: Well, Suzie We Felt Completely Recharged!

Mia: That sounds like Kiki, Angelica. *[peeks in the window]*

Kiki: Come on, little buddy, play it again. *[shakes her radio]* Please? One more time, for me and Suzie

Mia: That was strange, Angelica. Kiki was talking to her radio, and he said She and Suzie feel "recharged." *[laughs]* If I didn't know better, I'd say They were... *[scene zooms in on Mia]* ...robots! Nah..

Kiki: *[video calls the radio station]* Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again.

Radio DJ: *[from the chat]* Hmmm... which one, man?

Kiki: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."

Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."

Kiki: Bee-boo-boo-boo-boo-bop, *[garbled telephone noise]* bee-boo-boo-bop, *[garbled telephone noise]* boo-boo-bee-bop? *[garbled telephone noise]* Not bee-boo-boo-beep? *[garbled telephone noise]* Bop? *[garbled telephone noise]* Beep?! *[garbled telephone noise]* Boo-boo-bop?! *[Mia screams]*

Mia: Oh my gosh. Why was Kiki making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that she's... *[scene zooms in on her]* ...a robot? Nah. *[peeks into the window again and sees Kiki And Suzie doing a robot dance on a table. She jumps onto Lucky's arms when Angelica jumps onto Spike's arms]* Oh, Lucky, it's terrible! Kiki... talking to radio... beeping sounds... strange dancing... robot!

Lucky: *[picks up Mia And Angelica off his and Spike's arms]* That's great, Mia. Why don't you work on this problem back in the nursery?! *[throws him in the nursery. Lucky laughs, but Mia reappears beside him. Lucky is confused and looks around for how he did it]*

Mia: I'm serious, Lucky! Kiki And Suzie Are Robots. And I can even prove it, too.

Lucky: *[confused]* How did you...?

Mia: Let's see, in the movie the robots didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Kiki!

Angelica: Suzie!

Kiki: *[runs up to the counter with Suzie]* What is it, Mia?

Suzie: What is it, Angelica?

Mia: Lucky just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it.

Angelica: Spike just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it.

Kiki: Is it true, Lucky? Is it hilarious?

Suzie: Is it true, Spike? Is it hilarious?

Lucky: Umm... yeah, sure.

Spike: Umm... yeah, sure.

Suzie: Well, let's hear it

Kiki: Well, let's hear it

Mia: Okay, here it goes! how does it go, Lucky?

Lucky: *[chuckles nervously]* Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh... why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie?

Kiki: Why?

Lucky: It was rated "Arr!"*[rimshot] [laughing]* Arr! Because it's... about... pirates.

Kiki: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Lucky! Now Leave Me And Suzie Alone!

Mia: *[gasps]* Not even a chuckle! See, Lucky? She didn't laugh because she couldn't laugh because she's... *[scene zooms in on her]* ...a robot!

Lucky: There's a logical explanation why they didn't laugh, Mia. They obviously heard it before. The only reason you think Kiki And Suzie are robots is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you...

Mia: Hey, Kiki!

Kiki: *[runs up to the counter again]* What? What is it, Mia?

Mia: Lucky's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? *[pretends to cry]*

Kiki: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Lucky can hug himself when K.C. Feeds Him! Leave Me And Suzie Alone!

Mia: Just like the robot in the movie. She couldn't cry either.

Lucky: Mia, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much!

Mia: That's the final test, Lucky; the love test. Robots can't love.

Lucky: No, wait, Mia!

Mia: Hey, Kiki!

*Kiki: [runs up to the counter again]* What is it, Mia?!

Mia: I just wanted to tell you that Lucky loves you! *[Kiki makes a blank expression on her face]*

Kiki: LEAVE ME AND SUZIE ALONE, LUCKY!

Mia: *[gulps]* Lucky? *[Kiki is at a table writing something when the radio stops working. Radio breaks with electronic breakage sound effect.]*

Kiki: Aw, my radio died! *[takes out the batteries]* Hmm, these batteries still have a little juice in them. I know! I'll give them to Mama for Christmas. *[puts the batteries in her back pocket. A bell rings and then Kiki And Suzie walk over to a pot of boiling water]* My hard-boiled egg is ready! *[picks up a pair of tongs]* I can already taste it. Come to Mama. *[takes the egg out of the water with her paws]* Got ya! And what good is a hot-boiled egg without a little salt? *[picks up a salt shaker]*

Mia: (Off-Screen) KIKI!!!

Kiki And Suzie: *[break the egg and accidentally toss the full salt shaker into their eyes, then proceeds to scream in pain]* Oh, our eyes! *[continue screaming]*

Mia: Ki... *[Lucky puts his hand over Mia's mouth]*

Lucky: Mia, Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like?

Mia: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries.

Lucky: Okay, so tell me, do Kiki And Suzie look *anything* like that?!

Spike: Yes, Do They, Angelica?

*Kiki And Suzie: [barge out of a side of the nursery, still screaming. they now have burning red eyes, the pair of tongs snipping in Kiki's paw, and the batteries in her pocket, just like the robot in the movie]*

*Mia, Angelica, Lucky And Spike:* *[all scream]*

*Kiki And Suzie: [continue screaming as they go into the bathroom]*

Lucky: Spike And I'll evacuate the storks, you and, Angelica call the navy!

*Mia And Angelica: [run over to the phone]* Hello, Operator? Get us the Navy!

Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.

Mia And Angelica: (Through Their Tots Watches) Lucky! Spike! the robots are running the Navy!

Lucky And Spike: (Through Their Tots Watches) Not the Navy! *[over the microphone]* Attention, Flyers, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world! *[the storks are silent]* Our world!

*Storks: [run out screaming]*

Lucky: What do we do now?

Mia: I don't know! *[notices a nickel]* Hey, a nickel! *[she points at it]*

Lucky: Mia.

Mia: Sorry.

Kiki And Suzie: *[walk out of the bathroom, their eyes are back to normal]* Ah, that's better. *[walk back to the table]* Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-boo-bop.

Lucky: We need to find out what those robots did with the real Kiki And Suzie, but how?

Mia: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.

Lucky: They poop on the robot?

Mia: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information.

Lucky: I never thought I'd say this, but, Mia, let's get that poop! *[He And Spike grab the book titled "How To Torture" and read it with Mia And Angelica. Mia grabs some rope while Lucky grabs a hammer and a saw. Angelica And Spike grab some old comedy records. Scene cuts to the table near, Kiki And Suzie where Mia, Angelica, Lucky And Spike enter]*

Kiki: Hey, Mia Hey Lucky.

Suzie: Hey Angelica, Hey Spike. *[they are at the door with angry expressions on their faces]*

Kiki: What can we do for you? *[Mia, Angelica, Lucky And Spike lock the door]* Heh-heh, why did you lock the door? *[nervously as they slowly and menacingly approach them]* Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the nursey?! *[shot of outside the Nursery where loud crashing and everyone screaming can be heard. Back in the nursery, Lucky ties Kiki And Suzie to two chairs]* *Mia! Angelica! Lucky! Spike!* What's the meaning of this?! Untie us this instant!

Lucky: Shut up! *[slaps Kiki And Suzie]*

Kiki: Sweet Davy Jones, what the heck is going on?!

Lucky: I said "shut up!," you bucket of bolts! *[slaps them again]*

Mia And Angelica: We can't take it! *[run off, crying]*

Lucky: Mia, Are You Okay?

Spike: Angelica, Are You Okay?

Mia: Oh, Lucky, seeing you slap Kiki And Suzie like that is just too horrible to watch!

Lucky: No, Those Are Not Kiki And Suzie! Those Guys Are Robot Kiki And Robot Suzie! *[Kiki And Suzie are trying to get out of their chairs]*

Mia: Oh, yeah.

Lucky: And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know.

Mia: Right.

Lucky: I'll Start Us Off! *[turns a light on Kiki And Suzie]* Where's K*iki And Suzie*?

Kiki: What Are You Talking About We're *Kiki And Suzie! (Lucky slaps Kiki And Suzie again)*

Lucky: We can do this all night if you want. Where's K*iki And Suzie?*

Kiki: We Are K*iki And Suzie*

Mia: Where's K*iki And Suzie?*

Kiki: We Are K*iki And Suzie*

Lucky: Where's K*iki And Suzie?*

Kiki: We Are K*iki And Suzie! We Are! We Are! We Are! We Are! We Are! We Are! We Are!*

Angelica: Spike. Those are two stubborn robots.

Kiki And Suzie: *[confused, then angrily yells]* What?! *[their yelling knocks over the light and Mia And Angelica]* You think we are robots?!

Lucky: We don't think; we know.

Kiki: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! We Are K*iki And Suzie!*

Lucky: *[walks over to Mia]* They're not cracking. We'll never get it out of them this way.

Mia: Wait A Demi Lovato Minute... (Gasps happily With Angelica)

Mia And Angelica: KITTY SPARK!!!

Mia: We Have An Idea. *[pokes Lucky's nose]* Keep an eye on them, Lucky And Spike. Don't fall for any of their robo-tricks. *[they run out and return later]* If Robot Kiki And Robot Suzie won't tell us where Kiki And Suzie are*, maybe one of their little robot friends will.* [holds up a blender]

Lucky: Mia, uhh, that's a blender.

Mia: Yeah, but I saw Kiki talking with her radio before. she called it her "little buddy."

Lucky: Oh, really? Put it on the table, Mia.

Kiki: You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy.

Lucky: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. *[Mia sets the blender on the table. Lucky holds up a bat and Chuckles Sinisterly]*

Kiki: *[panicking]* No, wait! What are you going to do to my blender?! That cost my mama like.. money!

Lucky: Where's Kiki And Suzie*?* [shot of the blender] *Not talking, eh?* [breaks the blender with the bat]

Kiki: Lucky! That cost my mama and dada like $24.95!

Mia: I guess it didn't know anything.

Lucky: Mia, Go get the toaster. *[Mia gets the toaster then puts it on the table]*

Kiki: No, not my dada's toaster. That cost him $32.50! *[Lucky breaks the toaster and then Mia sets a food processor on the table]* $62.67! *[Lucky breaks it with the bat. Mia picks up a coffee maker and puts it on the table]* Four... well, actually, that one was a gift. *[Lucky breaks it, which causes Kiki to scream] LUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!*

Mia: *[while trying to put the cash register on the table]* This is the last robot, Lucky.

Kiki: Mia, not my mama's cash register! she raised it herself. she got it when it was just a little calculator. *[crying]* Not that! *WA HAH HAH HAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Lucky: I thought you said robots can't cry.

Mia: I also said they couldn't love.

Kiki: *[crying]* I loved it like it was my own.

Mia: Uh, at least she's not laughing.

Kiki: Oh, My Mama remembered the laughs she used to share! *[sobbing]*

Lucky: Mia Well, how did that movie of yours end?

Spike: Yes Angelica, How Did It End?

Mia: The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Turns out there weren't any robots after all. It was just their... *[slows down, as she realizes her mistake]* imagination. *[chuckles nervously, timpani noise, as if she anticipates Lucky to be angry at her, then checks her tots watch]* Hey, Angelica. it's time to feed you. *[runs out with Angelica while Lucky smiles nervously at Kiki And Suzie and then grabs a broom and sweeps the broken pieces on the floor. Kiki becomes infuriated, the scene then exits from the nursery to the exterior of T.O.T.S. outside.]*

*Kiki: [growls in fury, starting the background shaking]* Lucky! (Now we end the episode by fading to black, then we cue to the segment)

## Segment: Mia And Angelica's Mysterious Mysteries

(Theme Song)

Mia: (Singing)

We're On Our Way To Where Kitties Play,

What Mystery Will We Solve Today

On Mia And Angelica's..

Angelica: (Singing And Repeating What Mia Sang)

Mia And Angelica's..

Mia: (Singing) Mysterious Mysteries?

(The Title For "Mia And Angelica's Mysterious Mysteries" Shows On The Screen As Mia And Angelica Giggled)

(They walked out of T.O.T.S. with a toy robot)

Mia: (To The Viewer) Hi, Guess What? Angelica And I Just Got A New Toy Music Robot!

Angelica: (To The Viewer) Right! And We're Gonna Play With It In The Kitty Park! (Tango Is Seen Playing With Her Music Ball) Tango, Wanna Come Play With Us And Our Music Robot In The Kitty Park?

Tango: I Sure Would But I Have More Stuff To Play With Like My Musical Ball. (Her Music Ball Plays And Runs After It) See Ya On The Flipside Girls! (Barking)

Angelica: Alright Bye Tango, Have Fun.

(Mia And Angelica Arrive At The Cat Park)

Mia: Okay Angelica, Time To Turn On My Music Robot. (She Turns It On As The Robot's Eyes Turn Yellow) This Music Robot Really Likes It When It Hears Music Watch.

(Then She And Angelica Started Singing 24/7)

Mia: (Singing) You don't know me, but I wanna know you

Kinda know everything about you, but you don't have a clue

Sometimes I feel like you notice me, but only in my dreams

Now we're back to reality

Angelica: (Singing) Scenarios in my head thinking we were meant to be together

Someday we'll connect, that'll be in my head forever

Mia: (Singing) You're in my head 24/7

Can't get you off my my mind

Oh I've been trying trying trying

Mia And Angelica: (Singing As The Music Robot Rushes Off) Some things don't go the way you plan it

Then your scared, your heart is beating.

Don't worry everything happens for a reason.

Mia: Great Dancing Angelica

Angelica: Thanks.

Mia: You Too Music Robot. Hey, Where Did My Music Robot Go?

Angelica: I Don't Know But It Was Right Here But Now It's Gone.

(Dramatic Music Played)

Mia: Angelica, Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

Angelica: Yes, It's..

Mia And Angelica: A Mystery!

Song: Mystery Song

Mia: (Singing) A Mystery

Angelica: (Singing) And So Sterious

Mia And Angelica: (Singing) A Missing Robot That's Serious! It's A Problem We Can Solve Together!

Mia: We're Mia

Angelica: And Angelica

Mia And Angelica: (Singing) Furry Sisters Forever. (Song Ends.)

Mia: Come On Angelica, We Have To Solve The Mystery And Find My Music Robot!

Angelica: Right. Let's Go Search For The Clues.

(Then They Hear Ziggy Howling In Process With The Birds)

Angelica: That Must Be Tango's Friend Ziggy

Mia: Wait A Minute, I Kinda Wondered, (A Thought Bubble Appeared) What If The Music Robot Heard Ziggy's Howling And Went Over To Dance? (Thought Bubble Disappeared)

Angelica: I Don't Know But Let's Try Asking Her. ZIGGY!

Ziggy: Hey Angelica. Hi Angelica's Owner.

Mia: Hi Ziggy. Do You See A Music Robot Around Here?

Ziggy: No I Haven't (To The Birds) Have You Guys Seen The Music Robot? (The Birds Responded No) Sorry Girls. I Hope You Find It.

Angelica: Alright Ziggy. (Then They Heard Dax's Favorite Tune Off-Screen In Process) Hey, That Must Be Another One Of Tango's Friends Named Dax.

Mia: Wait A Minute, I Kinda Wondered, (A Thought Bubble Appeared) What If The Music Robot Heard Dax's Music And Went Over To Dance? (Thought Bubble Disappeared)

Angelica: I Don't Know But Let's Try Asking Her. HEY DAX!

Dax: (Turns Off Music) Hi Angelica And Angelica's Owner.

Mia: Hi Dax. Do You See A Music Robot Around Here?

Dax: No. All I've Seen Was A Dancing Doggie Treat. I Hope The Two Of You Find It.

Mia: Okay. (Then They've Sat Together Between The Sidewalk) Geez Angel, This Mystery Is Very Mysterious.

Angelica: I Know But We Can't Give Up Yet.

Mia: Right (Then They've Heard Elmo And Tango Playing Their Favorite Song)

Angelica: Look, There's Tango Again. And His Owner Named Elmo

Mia: Wait A Minute, I Kinda Wondered, (A Thought Bubble Appeared) What If The Music Robot Heard Elmo And Tango's Music And Went Over To Dance? (Thought Bubble Disappeared)

Angelica: Well What Are We Waiting For? Let's Try Asking Them! TANGO!

Mia: ELMO!

Elmo And Tango: (Laughed And Danced As The Music Robot Danced With Them To The Song, Mia And Angelica Approached To Them)

Mia: OUR MUSIC ROBOT!

Mia And Angelica: We Have Solved The Mystery!

Song: We Solved The Mystery

Mia: (Singing) Shake Your Tail

Angelica: (Singing) And Twirl Your Feet,

Mia: Angel, Here's A Kitty Treat (Song Ends As Angelica Catches The Treat)

Elmo: Hey Mia, Hi Angelica.

Mia: Hi Elmo.

Tango: So This Is Your Robot? Why Won't It Leave Us Alone?

Angelica: Because Our Robot Loves Music.

Tango: Well, What Happens If We (Turns Off Music) Turn It Off? (The Music Robot Plays It's Own Music)

Mia And Angelica: It Can Play It's Own Music! (They Giggled And Danced Together)

Elmo: Come On Tango. Let's Join In.

Tango: Right On Top Of You. (They Danced Together)

Mia: (To The Viewer) Bye, See You Next Time! (She And Angelica Danced Together, Ending The Segment)

## Sign Off

(End Credits Appeared As We Cue To The Court Room)

Mia: Your honor, this robot replaced Herself and Suzie just because they have no reality. Now given the horrible nature of this crime, I request the maximum punishment.

Sierra: And so do I.

Kiki: What are you doing? You're my attorney.

Lucky: Do you remember that time you forced Sierra to quit Kidz Bop in 2018? Who's laughing now? Huh.

Mia: Your honor, we are ready for the verdict. How do you find the defendant?

Suzie: Guilty, mommy!

(Now we end the episode by fading to black)

THE END

"TIKI MOUSE INC"

"DISNEY JUNIOR"

## Running Gags

* Mia's face zooming in every time she says "a robot" and then Angelica saying, "Nah!"
* Mia calling Kiki and Suzie; the latter getting more annoyed every time Mia calls them.
* Lucky smashing electronics with his baseball bat.

## Production

**Music**

**•** Electric Zoo - Paul Tibbitt *[Title card]*

**‣** Saw Theme - William Trytel *[Mia watching TV]*

**‣** Savage Episode - Len Stevens *[robot movie]*

**‣** Unease - Dick Stephen Walter *["What if Angelica is a robot?"]*

**‣** Savage Episode - Len Stevens *[Mia's nightmare]*

**‣** Hawaiian Link (A) - Richard Myhill *[the next morning]*

**•** ? Vibes - Nicolas Carr *["Robot, oh my gosh!"]*

**•** Electric Zoo - Paul Tibbitt *[plays on radio]*

**‣** The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka - Chelmsford Folk Band *[Number 17's delivery]*

**‣** Stealth by Night - Jack Coles *[Kiki talking to her radio]*

**‣** Dramatic Impact (6) - Ivor Slaney *["I'd say they were... a robot!"]*

**‣** Stealth by Night - Jack Coles *[Kiki on the phone]*

**‣** Dramatic Impact (6) - Ivor Slaney *["Could it be that they are a robot?"]*

**‣** Dramatic Cue (D) - Ronald Hanmer *[Mia gasps]*

**•** Electric Zoo - Paul Tibbitt *[Kiki and Suzie dancing]*

**‣** Stand-Up Comic C - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy *[Lucky's joke]*

**‣** Stealth by Night - Jack Coles *["Not even a chuckle!"]*

**‣** Dramatic Impact (6) - Ivor Slaney *["...a robot!"]*

**‣** Lonely Violin - Dick Stephen Walter *["Isn't that sad?"]*

**‣** Hercule Poirot - Gerhard Trede *["Lucky can hug himself before snack."]*

**•** Electric Zoo - Paul Tibbitt *[Kiki's radio dies]*

**‣** Dramatic Impact (5) - Ivor Slaney *[Kiki gets salt in his eyes]*

**‣** House of Horror - W. Merrick Farran *[Lucky convinced that Kiki is a robot]*

**‣** Sweet and Lovely - Alan Braden *["You've reached the Navy's automated phone service."]*

**‣** House of Horror - W. Merrick Farran *["Lucky, Spike, the robots are running the Navy!"/Storks run out T.O.T.S.!]*

**‣** Dramatic Climax - Mike Sunderland *["We need to find out what that robot did with the real Kiki and Suzie."]*

**‣** Mambo Fantastico - Gerhard Narholz *[getting supplies for interrogation]*

**‣** Danger Zone - Mike Sunderland *["Why did you lock the door?"]*

**‣** Against the Law (B) - Wilfred William Burns *[Kiki and Suzie tied up]*

**‣** Crime Time 2 - Gerhard Trede *[Interrogating Kiki and Suzie]*

**‣** Crime Time 3 - Gerhard Trede *[Interrogating Kiki's mom's blender]*

**‣** Botany Bay (b) - Robert Alexander White *[Kiki cries]*

**‣** Tympup A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy *[Mia laughs nervously]*

**‣** Drunken Sailor (B) - Robin Jeffrey, Tim Laycock *[ending]*