Captain Merlock, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Skurvy, Pitch Black, and Megatron, Assistant Admirals K. Rool, Negaduck, and Popple, their Pirates, the Feraligatr, Charizard, and Charla/Neverland's Greatest Criminal Minds

*(In Neverland, which is a beautiful small island, at a beachside of a south lagoon, a small male beige, white, and brown furred saber-toothed squirrel with big white bug eyes, brown pupils, and a big poofy squirrel tail is walking around anxiously, carrying an acorn, hoping to find a spot to bury it for storage. He is Scrat. Anyway, he noticed a twig and grunts a little, trying to pull it out, but after pulling and pulling, he couldn’t get it out. So, he shrugged and bites at the twig. Suddenly, it squeaks a little squeak, surprising Scrat. Then the “Twig” emerged, revealed to be a medium-sized crab, bigger than Scrat, and the “Twig” is actually the crab’s antenna. A short pause, then Scrat screamed a bit and ran away. Then he sprinted back to his acorn he left behind and grabbed it. Then he noticed the crab glaring daggers at him, making him nervous. He chuckled nervously a bit, and was about to run away, when the crab pinched his tail, making Scrat let out a bit of a blood-curdling scream. Then the crab spun him around and around like a lasso, which during this Scrat held onto his acorn for dear life, and then the crab threw him across the lagoon like a skipping rock. Scrat, still holding onto his acorn, skipped and skipped across the water until he crashed onto the side of a rock and sank into the water. Snapping out of it, Scrat noticed his acorn floating away, so he rapidly swam to it, trying to get to it while screaming a bit in frustration. But lo, after Scrat and his acorn were gone, we then see that it is no rock that he just crashed onto, it is in fact a huge ship. And not just any ship, it is a pirate ship. And on board, all the pirates are heard singing)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-rovin’ over the sea**

**Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer**

**It’s the life of a pirate for me**

**Oh, a life of a pirate for me**

*(On the ship, there are various villains on board, doing their usual business such as swabbing the deck and doing busy things, and they are Captain Merlock, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Negaduck, Skurvy, and Megatron, and Assistant Admirals Pitch Black, K. Rool, and Popple’s crew. And here comes the introductions. The first crew member is a male centaur-like human with moderate raspberry skin, short light phthalo bluish gray shoulder-length hair with black sideburns, black eyes with light yellow pupils that lack visible irises, a chest-length light phthalo bluish gray beard, dark moderate raspberry eyelids, light phthalo bluish gray eyebrows, and wearing a gray hoop nose-ring in his nostrils, a black tanktop, dark sapphire bluish gray wristbands with light indigoish gray spikes and lining, charcoal gray pants, a dark sapphire bluish gray belt with a light indigoish gray buckle and spikes, and light phthalo bluish gray shoes with phthalo bluish gray soles. He is Lord Tirek. The second crew member is a female Changeling-like human with very dark gray skin, long dark cerulean hip-length hair, moderate harlequin eyes with dark grayish opal pupils, and wearing very deep opal eyeshadow, a ruffled tanktop that’s a gradient from dark arctic blue to moderate green, deep opal flared jean pants, a torn seafoam green miniskirt with holes and a baby blue waistband, a long-sleeved jacket with baby blue lining and buttons (That’s also a gradient from dark arctic blue to moderate green), and moderate green high heeled boots with dark moderate green stripes and soles. She is Queen Chrysalis. The third crew member is a female pony-like human with pinkish gray skin, short curly pale, light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray hair, moderate scarlet eyes, light arctic bluish gray eyebrows, and wearing a pale yellow ribbon, a pale, light grayish arctic blue tanktop with a red castle turret chess piece symbol on the front, a magenta pleated miniskirt with white lining above the bottom, a pale yellow long-sleeved shirt with wide sleeves and magenta and white stripes on the wrists and a red castle turret chess piece charm at the neck, and magenta knee-high boots with white stripes and gold yellow castle turret chess piece symbols on the insteps. She is Cozy Glow. The fourth crew member is a male pony-like human with gray skin, short black neck-length hair and goatee, and eyebrows, red eyes, and wearing a charcoal gray long-sleeved tunic, gray skirt, torso, and chest armor, a gray armored neckpiece, charcoal gray pants, gray armored handless gauntlets, gray armored anklets, a long glowing red cape with white fluffy trimming, a gray crown with a red flame jewel embroidered on top, and black boots with gray soles. He is King Sombra. The fifth crew member is a male anthro cat with brown fur, a gold tooth, real triangular cat ears with pink interiors, a real black cat nose, real black cat whiskers, a Brooklyn accent, and wearing fake brown rat ears with pink interiors, a fake black nose that often look rat-like with a fake brown snout and fake black cat whiskers, a blue top hat with a slate gray band, a red long-sleeved trenchcoat with black fluffy trimming, white gloves, blue pants, and brown sandals, and sometimes smokes a cigar. He is Warren T. Rat, or by his real name, Warren T. Cat. The sixth crew member is a small male brown cockroach with big yellow eyes, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt, a sleeveless blue vest, white gloves, an orange bow tie, green pants, and black and white shoes. He is Digit, Warren's henchman who is not as evil as his boss. The seventh crew member is a male anthro cat with brown fur, a peach muzzle, underbelly, palms, toes, and tip on his tail, small black whiskers, a pink nose, green eyes, black eyebrows, sharp white fangs and nail claws, triangular ears with pink interiors, pink paw pads on his feet, and wearing a red cape with a black satin lining, a white long-sleeved dress shirt with a high neck collar, a red long-sleeved overshirt with three gold yellow buttons going down the front, a black loose neck ribbon, a red top hat with a black ribbon, white spats on his feet, and a black-rimmed monocle with a clear lense over his right eye. He is Cat R. Waul. The eighth crew member is a male purplish gray spider with an orange mustache, a midnight blue body, six midnight blue legs, bluish gray arms, yellow eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a brown cowboy hat with a blue patch on it, six brown cowboy boots on his feet (If he has any), a brown sleeveless vest, and a blue neck bandana with white polka dots. He is T.R. Chula, Cat R. Waul's henchman. The ninth crew member is a male humanoid robot with dark blue, silver, black, dark gray, red, and purple body armor, a glowing red mask-like faceless face, a dark blue TV-like screen with gold yellow lining on his chest that carries and/or plays his Cassettecons, a blue and pale blue emblem of his face on the screen, a silver neck and shoulder rims, and a built-in blue, black, and red ray gun hiding in his right shoulder, and sometimes wears a silver lower faceplate-like mask when in combat and/or on missions. He is Soundwave, the Decepticons' communications officer, spy, and sentry, who is extremely loyal to Megatron. The tenth crew member is a male humanoid robot with dark purple, black, red, and light olive green body armor, black armored shoulders with red flashing lights, a black face with a single glowing red optic-like eye, a light olive green chest plate with a dark purple and light purple emblem of his face, a pair of long light olive green armored antlers, and black, gray, and light olive green jets on his sides for giving him the power to fly. He is Shockwave, the Decepticons' science officer, who, like Soundwave, is extremely loyal to Megatron, despite minor disagreements. The eleventh crew member is a male muscular-shaped Decepticon with blue, silver, black, red, white, and gold yellow body armor, built-in tire-like wheels in his shoulders, a red armored mask-like face, a left gold yellow optic-like eye, and wearing a small black armored rectangular-shaped eyepatch with yellow armored stitches over his right optic-like eye. He is Breakdown, the Decepticons' brawns medical officer. The twelfth crew member is a muscular male robot with teal blue, dark gray, silver, pale olive green, and gray body armor, a light gray mask-like face, red eyes, a purple emblem and two light orange mirror-like screens on his chest, a teal blue armored general's cap with pale olive green lining and a black bill, silver and black armored gloves, black, pale olive green, and teal blue knee-high armored boots, and gray and dark gray armored wheel-like appendages on his forearms and elbows. He is Onslaught, the Decepticons' soldier. The thirteenth crew member is a male robot with beige, gray, black, and dark gray body armor, a black, gray, and dark gray mask-like face, glowing red eyes, red flashing lights on his hips, beige armored scissor-like appendages on his back, purple flashing lights on his elbows, four teal green window-like screens on his raised armored breasts, and black and purple built-in wheels on his knees and under his feet. He is Bonecrusher, the Decepticons' brawns fighter. The fourteenth crew member is a male spider-like Decepticon with a spring green armored body, green armored arms, dark silver binocular-like eyes with black sclerae and red elliptical pupils, a green and black armored shell, six gray armored crab-like legs, two pairs of dark silver and black armored antennae, and wearing a pair of built-in green-rimmed semicircular sunglasses with dark red lenses and a green armored orb over his left eye. He is Scalpel, the Decepticons' medical science expert. The fifteenth crew member is a male robot with silver, dark gray, blue, and red body armor, a blue helmet-like crest on his head, a dark gray face-like mask, glowing red eyes, and a glowing light green mouth. He is Dropkick, the Decepticons' other fighter. The sixteenth crew member is a female robot with burgundy, gray, dark gray, silver, and white body armor, a light gray mask-like face, red eyes, a burgundy armored crest on her chin, white flashing lights on her chest, and gray and burgundy wing-like appendages on her shoulders. She is Shatter, Dropkick's partner fighter. The seventeenth crew member is a male robot with beige, black, and violet body armor, a beige armored head cloak-like cowl, a blueberry purple mask-like face, red eyes, black and purple armored gloves, black and purple armored boots, a purple emblem on his chest, and purple built-in wings and cannons in his back and shoulders. He is Blitzwing, the Decepticons' commander. The eighteenth crew member is a male robot with beige, black, and violet body armor, a beige armored head cloak-like cowl, a blueberry purple mask-like face, red eyes, black and purple armored gloves, black and purple armored boots, a purple emblem on his chest, and purple built-in wings and cannons in his back and shoulders. He is Barricade, the Decepticons' fighter officer. The nineteenth crew member is a male anthro rat with gray fur, yellow eyes, green pupils, a black nose, mustache-styled whiskers, sharp teeth, and wearing a pinkish-purple long-sleeved shirt, a dark red sleeveless tunic, a black belt with a gold buckle, and a black cape with dark indigo trimming. He is Jenner. The twentieth crew member is a male mutant chimpanzee with a huge brain sticking out of his head, black fur, green skin, pink eyes with black pupils, and wearing a white helmet over his brain with purple one zigzag lines around it and a metal rim with purple jewels around it, a blue sleeveless tunic, a white belt with a purple upside-down triangle buckle, white gloves, a big purple cape, and white boots. He is Mojo Jojo. The twenty-first crew member is a male red demon-like creature with green eyes with black pupils, short black headwear like a swimcap, a black curly goatee, and dark red lobster-like claws, and wearing a blood red sleeveless tunic with pink curly rims, a black belt with an orange buckle, and black leg length boots. He is Him. The twenty-second crew member is a male pink furry creature with light orange skin on his face, a big green nose, two small green pom-poms on his two black stringed antennae, and wearing blue overalls and brown boots. He is Fuzzy Lumpkins. The twenty-third, twenty-fourth, and twenty-fifth crew members are male teal-colored amoeba-like creatures, and the leader is wearing a gray fedora with a black band, the tall skinny one is wearing a brown fedora with a black band, and the small one is wearing a black beret hat backwards. They are the Amoeba Boys, consisting Amoeba Bossman, Amoeba Slim, and Amoeba Shorty. The twenty-sixth crew member is a white-skinned woman with long black snake-like hair, freckles on her cheeks, green eyes, and red lips, and wearing a red sleeveless jumpsuit, black netting designed stockings, red arm gloves, and red leg boots. She is Sedusa. The twenty-seventh crew member is a little girl with red curly hair tied in curly pigtailed buns, freckles on her cheeks, tiny black eyes, and wearing a gold crown with a red jewel, a yellow sleeveless dress with a black lining, black arm gloves, white stockings, and black boots. She is Princess Morbucks. The twenty-eighth crew member is a tall male figure with dark blue skin, yellow eyes, and wearing a large white top hat, a blue and white sleeveless cloak held by a ruby brooch, a white long-sleeved suit, a pair of white gloves, a monocle, and sometimes carried a scepter with a blue diamond on it. He is Count Bleck. The twenty-ninth crew member is a blue-skinned woman with short magenta hair tied in a bun, and wearing red lipstick, red orange rimmed glasses with white lenses, a white long-sleeved blouse, a white gem on a platinum brooch, charcoal gray slacks, and white high heeled boots. The thirtieth crew member is an extremely muscular, half bald man with pale skin, a light brown beard, sideburns, and eyebrows, a thick Scottish accent, and wearing dark brown fingerless boxing gloves with bronze linings, red cuffs with small silver spikes around the wrists, a dark brown sleeveless jersey with a light brown design and a bronze neck rim (That is over a red short-sleeved shirt), black and red pants, a bronze belt around his waist, and black and red boots. He is O'Chunks. The thirty-first crew member is a lime green-skinned little girl with long lime green hip-length hair tied in pigtails, black eyes with little eyelashes, and wearing a gold yellow sleeveless dress with a pocket in the front, white polka dots, and a red Peter Pan collar, black stockings, gold yellow hair ties, black Mary Jane shoes, and rouge blushes on her cheeks. She is Mimi. The thirty-second crew member is a short male black and white-skinned joker-looking guy wearing a violet and golden joker hat with three yellow jewels, a violet and golden long-sleeved cloak, black pants, black shoes, hot pink lipstick, black gloves, and a black and white mask with yellow eyes. He is Dimentio. The thirty-third crew member is another male anthro rat with pale brown fur (With a gray 5:00 shadow), short black combed hair, a long pink red rat tail sticking out of his rear side of his pants, and a big pink red nose, and wearing a black opera-like suit, a black cape with red trimming, a pink and purple striped tie, white opera gloves, a gray sleeveless button-up vest, black pants, and black shoes. He is Professor Ratigan. The thirty-fourth crew member is a male muscular anthro penguin with black and white feathers, slate blue feathers on his head, and a dark orange beak with a red tip on the nose, pale orange webbed feet, and wearing a red cape and black pants with a light lavender sash with a yellow buckle. He is Drake. The thirty-fifth crew member is a human man with small short two orange side mustaches, short brown hair, and wearing a gold helmet with gold goggles with round blue sight glasses, a red cape, a blue tunic with a round gold torso-like armor, white gloves, blue pants, and umber brown boots. He is Hare. The thirty-sixth crew member is a human man with yellow skin, red palm tree-like hair, and wearing a green short-sleeved shirt with a neck collar flap, blue pants, brown long shoes over his long feet, and sometimes carried a machete. He is Robert Terwilliger AKA Sideshow Bob. The thirty-seventh crew member is a yellow-skinned human man with short gray coiffed hair, and wearing a blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a badge of the United States flag on the left side of his jacket, a purple necktie, blue pants, and black shoes. He is Russ Cargill. The thirty-eighth crew member is a human man with a huge orange pumpkin for a head with glowing yellow eyes and wearing a purple scarecrow-like hat with a dark purple rim with a red feather sticking out, a white long-sleeved tunic with a dark gray belt with a gray buckle, light purple gloves, purple stockings, and dark lavender 17th century shoes, and sometimes carries a scythe-like sword. He is Jack O'Lantern. The thirty-ninth crew member is a well-built human man with short black hair, thick black eyebrows, dark brown eyes, and wearing a silver armored samurai-like helmet with a metal face mask covering his mouth and nose, spiky, silver shoulder pads, a dark purple sleeveless tunic, a black obi, spiky, silver, handless, fingerless gauntlets on his arms and hands, black stockings, a spiky, silver shin pads, black boots, and a long, flowing, purple cape. He is Oroku Saki AKA the Shredder. The fortieth crew member is a tall, muscular android with turning fork-esque strand of hair on his head, wearing gray chained shoulder straps, gray shoulder pads, a dark red loincloth, gray wristbands, gray scanner-like eyeglasses, a yellow TV screen-like belt, a silver armored plate on the abdomen, and red shoes, and inside the robot's abdomen section is a pink brain creature with purple eyes and white crooked teeth. He is Krang. The forty-first crew member is a male mutant warthog with light brown fur, a purple mohawk with a ponytail, and wearing purple sunglasses, a white hoop nose-ring in his nostrils, a bone and skull necklace, a red vest, a brown bullet shoulder sling, a gray spiky bracelet on the right wrist, a chain bracelet on the left wrist, two dark yellow turtle shell shoulder armor on his shoulders, black pants, a chain belt with a cuff-like buckle around the waist, a gray band around the left leg, and red and white Converse shoes. He is Bebop. The forty-second crew member is a male mutant rhino with dark gray skin, a light gray nose horn, yellow eyes, and wearing a yellow tanktop with the belly sticking out, a brown wooden plank weapon holdster carried on his back, a brown bullet shoulder sling, brown wristbands, tan brown pants, a brown belt with a gray square-shaped buckle around the waist, a dark yellow turtle shell pouch on the right side of his belt, and brown boots. He is Rocksteady, Bebop's partner. The forty-third crew member is a male muscular-shaped Decepticon with a red, silver, white, maroon red, and dark gray armored body, a red armored spiky helmet-like cowl with a small long red and maroon red armored mohawk-like crest on top and two small long red armored helmet parts/sidehairs, a silver armored mask-like face, two small long silver armored crest-shaped ears, a tiny thin black armored crest resembling a tiny goatee on the middle of his chin, a medium-sized pair of red, black, and maroon red armored wing-like shoulderpads, red, silver, and black armored gauntlets with light silver flame-shaped patterns, black optics for eyes and irises, glowing red optic-like pupils, a red armored chest and pelvis, two small silver car headlights with small yellow markings each on one left and right corner, depending on which side of his chest, silver armored forearms and hands, a silver and dark gray armored underbelly, dark gray upper legs, silver crested knees, red, black, and silver armored upper arms, yellow armored joints on his elbows, wrists, knees, and ankles, black, yellow, and light silver car tires on his back, and red, maroon red, yellow, and silver armored shins and boot-like feet. He is Knockout, the Decepticons' medical officer and Breakdown's best friend and partner. The forty-fourth crew member is a male robot with black, silver, and purple body armor, glowing red optic-like eyes, an orange armored chest, a red upside-down triangle-shaped crest on the top of his head, a silver mask-like face, and airplane-like wings and small dark gray and black mandible wings built in his back. He is Skywarp, Optimus and Megatron's little brother and the Decepticons' lieutenant. And the last crew member is a male robot who looks like Starscream, but has blue, black, and silver body armor, a silver mask-like face, glowing red optic-like eyes, an orange abdominal armor, silver armored pieces resembling lungs, a pelvis, and pointed kneecaps, black and silver armored stiletto-styled boot-like feet, and blue, silver, and red airplane-like wings and small black mandible wings built in his back . He is Thundercracker, Optimus and Megatron's other little brother, Skywarp's twin brother, and the Decepticons' flight/combat commander. Anyway, once the crew was done doing their works, they, except Chula, who went up to the top of a sail, and Knockout, Soundwave, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, who are just sitting around, watching this, went up to a Captain’s headquarter door with a crude drawing of their captain on it in an angry mood. The reason why they are angry; They want to leave Neverland and forget about killing the Stallion Eight's group and they are sick of being stuck on the island. As they sang, they began to angrily throw knives at the drawing on the door)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**They never bury your bones**

**For when it’s all over**

**A jolly sea roger**

**Drops in on his friend**

**Davy Jones**

**Oh....**

*(Then, the door opens to a male humanoid robot, a male anthro dog, two male Struthiomimuses, a male bat-type Digimon, a male Mobian, a male bird, two humans, a woman and man, a male cat-like Pokemon, two male bats, four male mutants, and two small male demon imps. The male humanoid robot is a male slender-shaped Decepticon with a silver and light silver armored body, a light silver armored mask-like face with a light silver and dark gray armored helmet-like cowl with a small long red stick-shaped armored crest in the middle of the top of his forehead section and a tiny dark gray armored chin crest resembling a tiny goatee on the middle of his chin, small thick silver armored eyebrows, glowing red optics for eyes, a black armored neck, a pair of dark gray armored shoulderpads, a silver armored chest and pelvis, an olive green armored underbelly, dark gray armored forearms and hands, silver armored upper legs, light silver crested long knees with red rims at the back section, steel blue armored shins, and steel blue, silver, and light silver armored boot-like feet with silver toes, silver and red insteps, and silver, steel blue, and red stiletto-styled heels, and light silver medium sized jet plane-like wings with a short white lined trimmed tip on the top part of the wingtips and a short dark gray lined trimmed tip on the bottom part of the wingtips, and small dark gray armored wing-like mandibles in between his wings on his back, and sometimes carries medium thin red rockets on his forearms that he can shoot from. He is Starscream, Merlock's group's, mostly Megatron's, second-in-command of the Decepticons, as well as Optimus and Megatron's other little brother and Skywarp and Thundercracker's triplet brother, who, despite also being afraid of the Feraligatr's group due to almost getting eaten by them, has a strange and dangerous tendency to usurp Merlock's group, mostly Megatron, title as leaders of the pirates. The male anthro dog has light brown fur, a black nose, and wearing a light yellow turban, a white long-sleeved, loose shirt, a mint green vest, a light gray calf-length Arabian pants, mint green stockings, light gray shoes, and a red sash around his waist. He is Dijon, Merlock's group's, mostly Merlock's, henchman. The first male Struthiomimus is a male Struthiomimus with olive green and pale green skin, a long tail, sharp white teeth and nail claws, and orange eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises. He is Ozzy, Merlock's group's first mate. The last male Struthiomimus is a male Struthiomimus with dark brown and tan skin, a long tail, sharp white teeth and nail claws, and gold yellow eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises. He is Strut, Ozzy's little brother and Merlock's group's second mate. The male bat-type Digimon is a male bat-type Digimon with yellow eyes, black fur, gray skin, and red claws, and wearing a blue upper-bodily cloth with a picture of a white skull on the forehead. He is Demidevimon. The male Mobian is a male anthro weasel with beige fur, a pink nose, small black whiskers, and wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses with pale blue lenses, a yellow fedora hat with a red band, a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, a yellow checkered long-sleeved business suit, charcoal gray pants, and black and white shoes. He is Wes Weasley, a con businessman of Neverland and Merlock's group's third mate. The male bird is a male Scarlet Macaw with red feathers, yellow eyes, thick black eyebrows, white eye markings, an orange hooked beak and feet, blue wing tips and tail feathers, and teeth in his beak. He is Iago, Merlock's group's loudmouthed, temperamental sentry bird. The first human is a woman with long hip-length magenta hair with a curl at the end, green eyes, and wearing a pair of green orb earrings, a white short-sleeved cropped shirt with a red R on the front, a black cropped tanktop underneath, dark gray arm gloves, a white miniskirt, and dark gray leg boots. She is Jessie, a member of Team Rocket and Merlock's group's fourth mate. The last human is a man with short chin-length light blue hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a red R on the front, a black tanktop underneath, dark gray gloves, white pants with a purple belt-like rim around the waist, and dark gray boots. He is James, Jessie's partner in Team Rocket and Merlock's group's fifth mate. The male cat-like Pokemon is a male Normal-type scratching cat Pokemon with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two whiskers on his forehead, two whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with the interiors colored pink, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on his forehead. He is Meowth, Jessie and James' partner in Team Rocket and Merlock's group's sixth mate. The first male bat is a peg-legged crippled male bat with brown fur, with a somewhat crippled left wing, yellow eyes, red eyebags around the eyes, and wearing a purple turtleneck tanktop, a violet and light violet striped scarf around his neck, black pants, a gray shoe on his left foot, a brown wooden peg leg in place of his right foot, and sometimes wore a black newsboy cap. He is Fidget, Merlock's group's seventh mate, who, besides even Starscream, is usually treated like their punching bag. The last male bat is a male Albino bat with white fur, large light pink eyes, large ears with pink interiors, a pink pig-like nose, and pink hands and feet. He is Bartok, Merlock's group's pet bat who is usually the pacifist besides sometimes Popple regarding the Stallion Eight's group. The first male mutant is a male anthro rat with a tiny patch of brown hair on top of his head, peach skin, small black-pupiled eyes, small black whiskers, a black nose, white buckteeth, and wearing an orange plug hat with two short yellow plug stubs on top, dark blue goggles, a yellow long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit with a neck collar flap, a red, white, and silver battery pack with a blue X-shaped crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around his torso, turquoise rubber gloves, a blue belt with a gray buckle and a gray plug wire-carrying wheel attached on the left side, and turquoise boots. He is Megavolt, the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four with the power of electrokinesis, which means electricity, and Merlock's group's eighth mate. The second male mutant is a male anthro duck with short light brown hair on the top of his head, white feathers, light blue eyes, black pupils, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, and wearing a red and purple jester hat with gold jingle bells on the tips and also acts like his upper facemask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, a purple knee-length bodily jumpsuit with long orange sleeves, the right side with red polka dots and the left side with red stripes, and purple sleeve rims, and a yellow waist line-like belt, white gloves, and red jester-like shoes. He is Quackerjack, the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four with the power of wackiness, as well as being an expert toymaker and skilled acrobat, and Merlock's group's ninth mate. The third male mutant is a male anthro half-duck, half-plant creature with short purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae on three thin black stems on top of his hair, green feathers, blue eyes, an orange beak, green vines for arms with light green stem rims on his shoulders and elbows, light green leaves for hands, two light green leaves for a tail, and brown root-like bark for hips, legs, and feet. He is Bushroot, the pessimistic leader of the Fearsome Four with the power of botanokinesis, which means floral life, as well as being a genius floral/biology scientist, and Merlock's group's tenth mate. The last male mutant is a male anthro water-like dog with blue water-made skin, short blue water-made floppy ears, dark blue water-made eyes, a dark blue water-made nose, and a small dark blue water-made puddle for feet. He is Liquidator, the polite member of the Fearsome Four, with the power of aquakinesis, which means water, as well as having a knack in good advertisement, and Merlock's group's eleventh mate. The first small male demon is a chubby male purple imp with a tiny dark purple nose, dark purple tiny demon horns on his head, short dark purple hair with the sides curled upward a bit, small dark purple bat wings, with the right side wing with a chomped bite mark scar on it, a thin dark purple demon tail, and yellow eyes with black pupils. He is Pain, Hades’ henchman and Merlock's group’s twelfth mate. And the last small male demon is a skinny male bluish green imp with a big long thorn-like nose, big pointy horn-like ears, small dark bluish green bat wings, a thin dark bluish green demon tail, and yellow eyes with black pupils. He is Panic, Pain’s partner and Merlock's group’s thirteenth mate. As they exited the captain, admiral, assistant captains, and assistant admirals’ headquarters, with Pain carrying a tray with a shaving kit, they finished singing the song with the pirates too)*

Mates and pirates: **Oh, my good friend**

**Davy Jones**

*(Unaware of how angry the crew is, except for Starscream and Ozzy who noticed upon finishing their singing, Dijon, Strut, Demidevimon, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, and the Fearsome Four greeted them happily)*

Iago, Demidevimon, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic: Good morning, shipmates!

Wes: It’s a beautiful morning, palsies!

Dijon, Strut, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: It’s a beautiful day...!

*(Suddenly, just when Starscream and Ozzy were about to speak, Shredder, Krang, Bebop, and Rocksteady roughly yanked Dijon, Strut, Demidevimon, Fidget, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four up to them, cutting Dijon, Strut, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four and even Starscream and Ozzy off)*

Shredder: And what’s good about it, Ozzy's group?!

Bebop: (Snorts) Especially when we’re on this island?

Rocksteady: Yeah, there’s nothing good about it!

Krang: So thanks for asking us!

*(The four tossed Dijon, Strut, Demidevimon, Fidget, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four aside, bumping them into Iago, Pain, Panic, and even Starscream and Ozzy and knocking Iago and Bartok onto the deck floor. Shockwave, Shatter, and Blitzwing then grabbed Starscream, Panic, and Megavolt respectively and Shockwave pointed his blaster at Starscream, Panic, and Megavolt’s bellies)*

Blitzwing: Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island!

Shatter: Not to mention no booty to steal whatsoever!

Shockwave: It's logically boring to us!

*(They released Starscream, Panic, and Megavolt. As Wes was about to recover with Panic and Megavolt, his nose got caught in Fuzzy’s gun's nose)*

Fuzzy: While his captainship and his group plays ring around the rosy with Genki Pan's group!

Dropkick: And two of his Lost Justice Ducks friends of theirs are more annoying than some talking macaws.

Tirek: My sentiments exactly!

Cat R. Waul: In fact, one time those brats beat us, those friends wouldn’t shut up on their gloating on us!

Bonecrusher: Especially with one of them still saying “Ha ha.”

Cat R. Waul: Even with that pink guy that says "Poyo" all the time!

Drake: That's all he ever says!

Wes: Look out there, it might go off!

Starscream: You never know how accidents happen!

Dijon: Or that would be bad!

*(Wes freed his nose with Starscream's help from Fuzzy’s gun nose and Wes stumbled back a bit)*

Ozzy: Well, excuuuuuse us for…!

*(Suddenly just as Iago was about to shout in anger with Ozzy, Sedusa tied Starscream, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Demidevimon, Fidget, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, the Fearsome Four, and even Iago’s necks and Bartok's body up with her snake-like hair strands and barely hung them)*

Sedusa: We want to get back to the business of looting ships!

Starscream: (Choking) Sedusa...!

Iago: (Choking) We can't breath!

Demidevimon: (Choking) Hey!

*(After Sedusa dropped them with her hair, Onslaught, Russ, Barricade, and Jenner then came up to them with their respective claws and machetes while Starscream and Iago coughed a bit)*

Jenner: Why, I even almost forgot to slit a throat!

Barricade: Me too with my claws!

Onslaught: Especially when it comes to making our enemies like scrap metal!

Russ: And probably even dismembered!

Warren: And dead meat!

Cozy Glow: Like chum!

Digit: Neither fish!

Scalpel: Or fowl!

Digit and Cozy Glow: Exactly!

*(Then Barricade sliced his claws in the air and they sliced their machetes in the air as if slitting a throat in front of Starscream, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Demidevimon, Iago, Pain, Panic, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four, who recovered. After recovering, Starscream, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Demidevimon, Bartok, Fidget, Iago, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four glared at them and then Iago finally shouted angrily)*

Iago: We heard that a million times from all of you! A MILLION, TIMES, IN, A ROW!!

Jessie: That's right!

Starscream: Why not lash out at the captain's group about your grievances?!

Demidevimon: Maybe they can take it!

Liquidator: Instead of us for a change for us?!

Dijon: Please?

Pain: That way….

Iago: (Rudely cutting Pain off) We don't have to take your stupid abuse a lot!

Mojo Jojo: Because they will punish us with death!

Morbucks: Especially with Hades' pet three-headed monster, Cerberus!

Breakdown: And not to mention, *(Shudders a bit)* Devastator.

Amoeba Bossman: (Angrily) Me and my boys don’t like to be beast and grinder bait at all! *(Dumbfounded)* Or somethin' like that.

Amoeba Slim and Amoeba Shorty: Yeah.

Him: (In his high feminine voice) Me neither. It wouldn’t be pleasant *(In his demonic voice)* to be eaten and ground up!

Bleck: Me neither.

Dimentio: It wouldn’t be pleasant to be eaten like hors d'oeuvres!

Chrysalis: And you know how the Captain's group is.

Sombra: Especially when they're angry.

Bushroot: So what?!

Iago: Forget about those threats!

Quackerjack: Go talk to them!

James: Instead of making us trying to talk to them!

Dijon, Strut, and Fidget: Please?

Bartok: Fidget, Dijon, and Strut even said "Please," and then we can just leave Neverland with no problems, I'm telling you.

O'Chunks: The crew and I got a hanky-panky idea!

Breakdown: Why don't *you* try talking to them again?!

Shatter: As usual?!

Pirates except Soundwave, Knockout, and Chula: Yeah!

Iago: DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT...?!

Starscream: (Cutting Iago off) We get that!

Megavolt: (Cutting Iago off) We understand you're afraid to speak of it to them, but...!

O'Chunk: (To Starscream, Megavolt, and Iago, who he angrily grabs their necks roughly) We're not scared like wee little babies, you wee little coward, loudmouth featherbrain, and electric rat! *(To Ratigan)* And I don't mean you on the latter insult.

Ratigan: (Nonchalantly agreeing) No offense taken.

*(Starscream, Iago, and Megavolt then yanked themselves free from O'Chunk's grip)*

Iago: (Coughs a bit) Easy on the tight grip!

Starscream: (Coughs a bit) And we are *not* cowards!

Megavolt: (Coughs a bit) And what if we don't want to talk about it with them?

Fidget: What're you gonna do to us then?

Iago: Yeeeeeaaaaah?

*(The crew glared calmly, making Bartok nervous, as if he knew what'll happen from his past experiences on this before)*

Bartok: Star, Iago, Fidget, I wouldn't ask that if I were you.

Iago: Why?

*(Then Nastasia speaks up)*

Nastasia: Mm, K. If you don't talk with them about leaving this island....

Mimi: (Calmly at first) Then maybe, just maybe, you can kiss your *(Angrily as she pulls a bucket of chum out)* CLEAN DAYS FROM SOME CHUM GOODBYE!!

Cozy Glow: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?!

Iago: (Realizing, to Bartok) Oh, that. I forgot. *(To the crew panicking)* ANYTHING BUT THE CHUM!!

Jack: (Throwing his knife at them) So drop it to them!

Chrysalis: (Throwing her knife at them in agreement) Like he said!

*(Starscream, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Demidevimon, Pain, Panic, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four dodged the knives. Then the crew, except Mimi, who held the chum bucket, Soundwave, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Knockout, began throwing their knives at them, making them dodge them too as they hurried up the stairs)*

Breakdown: Tell them we want to go back to sea, see?!

*(On “See,” he blasts his blaster at Pain and Panic, but the two imps dodged, but after the laser's impact hit the side of a barrel, the lid of the barrel flipped off, landed on Panic, sending him flying into Pain’s rear end with his horn-like ears poking him there, much to Starscream, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Demidevimon, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four’s discomfort, and Pain even screeched in pain a bit upon that accidental impact from Panic)*

Iago: (Winces after Pain's painful screech ended) Ouch!

Wes: (Wincing in agreement) Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.

Dijon: (Wincing in agreement) Quite a boo-boo.

Bartok: (Wincing in agreement) I'll say.

Jack: (Sarcastically) Oops! Sorry if we poked your booty, and I don’t mean treasure for once!

Cozy Glow: (Sarcastically) Let alone his boo-boo on his booty.

*(They and the pirates laugh sneeringly a bit at the jokes. After painfully pulling Panic off his rear, Pain, Demidevimon, Starscream, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, the Fearsome Four, and even Panic glared at the pirates. They then secretly stuck their tongues out at them and walked away with Pain still carrying the shaving kit tray. After the laughter ended, Nastasia and Bleck turned to Mimi)*

Bleck: Nice ultimatum, Mimi. With the bucket plot again.

Nastasia: And you are aware that the bucket is actually full of leftover tomato soup, not chum, right?

Mimi: (Shrugs with a smug smile) Anything to lie to make them comply.

*(Once on the way to their captain's group, even right after overhearing the tomato soup plot with Soundwave, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Knockout, who joined them, Starscream, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Demidevimon, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four began talking)*

Quackerjack: The crew is so immature!

Jessie: Really immature!

Starscream: Not to mention rude!

Liquidator and James: I agree!

Wes: Bucket of chum, my foot this time!

Megavolt: I even had a feeling that was tomato soup and not chum!

Dijon: That's right.

Soundwave: Negative, you did not.

Iago: It didn't even smell like chum!

Demidevimon: Let alone dead fish.

Meowth: And even if we get covered in tomato soup, we'll thankfully be smelling like tomatoes instead of gross chum!

Ozzy: (Mockingly) “Sorry if we poked your booty.”

Dijon: (Mockingly) "Let alone his boo-boo on his booty."

Ozzy: (Seriously and angrily) Who does he and the crew think they are?!

Dijon: (Seriously and angrily) Even I didn't find those jokes funny if it involved us!

Strut: (Agreeing awkwardly) Yeah, who do think they are?

Knockout: (To Strut, nonchalantly) You hesitated in agreeing with them.

Strut: No, I didn't.

*(But before Knockout was about to counter it, three more voices spoke up, getting Starscream and Ozzy's group's attention)*

Young male Brooklyn-accented voice: Let us guess.

Male militaryesque voice: They picked on you again?

Dark male teenage voice: And, of course, tricked you with the tomato soup instead of chum?

*(They stopped and noticed five green-skinned teenage boys, four male anthro reptiles, two human men, a male vampire-type Digimon, a human woman, and a helmet-wearing dark-looking teenage boy. The first green-skinned teenage boy is a tall skinny green 17 year old boy with short black hair, and wearing black sunglasses, red, white, and blue striped wristbands, a blue and orange ski vest over a white long-sleeved baseball shirt with the sleeves and neck rim colored purple, yellow pants, and black shoes. He is Ace D. Copular, the leader of the Gangreen Gang and Merlock's group's fourteenth mate. The second green-skinned boy is a snake-like green 15 year old boy with a spiky nose, short black chin-length hair, pink eyes, black lips, a dark green forked tongue, and black catlike pupils, and wearing a brown Kangol hat, a white tanktop with black rims and a yellow stripe around the torso, black and yellow striped wristbands, orange shorts, white socks, and black and white converse shoes. He is Sanford D. Ingleberry AKA Snake, the slippery member of the Gangreen Gang and Merlock's group's fifteenth mate, who speaks like a snake and is, sometimes like Starscream and Fidget, always Ace’s punching bag whenever he accidentally falls out of line. The third green-skinned teenage boy is a short green 14 year old midget boy with a Spanish accent, short black emo-like hair covering his left eye, and wearing a red short-sleeved shirt over a white long-sleeved shirt, black pants, and black shoes. He is Li'l Arturo de la Guerra, the shortest member of the Gangreen Gang and Merlock's group's sixteenth mate. The fourth green-skinned teenage boy is a huge fat green 15 year old boy with short orange hair covering his blue cyclops eye and a buck tooth, and wearing a dark green short-sleeved shirt with two yellow striped rims on the sleeves with his belly sticking out, blue pants with the ankle rims rolled up, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and black and white shoes. He is Big William "Billy" W. Williams, the brawny member of the Gangreen Gang and Merlock's group's seventeenth mate. The last green-skinned teenage boy is an ape-like green 15 year old boy with an oval-shaped head, snail-like eyes, short black hair, and a tongue lolling out of his mouth, and wearing a dark red ripped short-sleeved shirt and brown ripped pants with a rope tied around the waist for support. He is Grubber J. Gribberish, the gross member of the Gangreen Gang and Merlock's group's eighteenth mate who has a talent to imitate people and many other things. The first male anthro reptile is a male lime green anthro gator with a yellow chest and belly spot, and wearing a dark green army helmet with three small yellow arrows pointing down on the front, a brown belt with three brown pouches on the front, and black boots, but no shirt or pants. He is General Klump, Merlock's group's, mostly K. Rool's, loyal general. The second male anthro reptile is a male blue anthro muscular gator with three white mohawk-like spikes on top of his head, a light blue chest and belly spot, and wearing an army camouflage bodily tanktop jumpsuit, silver bracelets, and a gray belt and is depicted barefoot. He is Krusha, Merlock's group's, mostly K. Rool's, dimwitted, but loyal, bodyguard with an IQ of a child. The third male anthro reptile is a male light green anthro gator with a pale green chest and belly spot, an Italian accent, and wearing a black bandana backwards around the neck with the white skull and crossbones symbol on the back, a black paper folded-shaped pirate hat also with a white skull and crossbones symbol on the front, but no shirt or pants and is also depicted barefoot, and sometimes carries a curved sword. He is Kutlass, Merlock's group's, mostly Skurvy's, loyal pirate crew member. The last male anthro reptile is a male black humanoid gator with scrawny, but muscular, arms, a light black chest and belly spot, a French accent, and wearing brown pants with a rope tied around the waist for support, but no shirt and is another Kremling depicted barefoot, and like Kutlass, he also carries a curved sword. He is Green Kroc, Merlock's group's, mostly Skurvy's, other loyal pirate crew member. The first human man is a tall, lanky, sinister-looking man with a bald head, a skinny black pointy beard and mustache, brown eyes, and wearing a black turban with gold yellow trimming, a dark red feather, and a ruby red jewel on a gold brooch, a pale yellow sleeveless turtleneck shirt, black pants with poofy legs, red stockings, a black long-sleeved robe with poofy sleeves, pointy, but broad, shoulders, red armbands, a black cape with red trimming, a red sash around his waist, and gold Arabian shoes, and sometimes carries a gold cobra staff with glowing blood red eyes as his weapon. He is Jafar, Merlock's group's nineteenth mate and Iago's master. The last human man is a cross between a male sorcerer and a corpse with green skin, short black ponytailed hair, yellow eyes, a long black beard, crooked teeth, sharp nails, and wearing a brown long-sleeved hooded monk's robe and black boots, and sometimes carried a glowing green reliquary as his weapon. He is Rasputin, Merlock's group's twentieth mate, the spellcaster of the crew, and Bartok's master, who used to be the holy confidante for the Romanov Clan until he, along with the reluctant Bartok, was banished for trying to steal their czar's title as Czar of the Romanov Clan. The male vampire-type Digimon is a vampire-like man with short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pointy ears, sharp vampire canines, and pale gray skin, and wearing a red bat-shaped eyemask, a blue long-sleeved jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, olive green belts on the waist, green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a yellow bat shaped brooch holding a black cape with red trimming, gray gloves with light gray bat symbols on them, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet. He is Myotismon, the King of the Kingdom of Darkness and Merlock's group's twenty-first mate. The human woman is a young, cruel-looking woman with pale blue eyes, light purple short spiky hair, and wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on her left forearm, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and sometimes carried dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, Myotismon's wife, the Queen of the Kingdom of Darkness, and Merlock's group's twenty-second mate. And the helmet-wearing dark-looking teenage boy is a 16 year old boy wearing a black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and mostly wearing a black and red long-sleeved bodily vein-like tunic, red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around the waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long knee-length spiky black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, pale dark red leg boots, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes. He is Vanitas, Myotismon and Hunter J's son, the Prince of the Kingdom of Darkness, and Merlock's group's twenty-third mate. Anyway, Knockout, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Soundwave, and the other mates recognized them casually)*

Ozzy's group, Starscream, Knockout, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Soundwave: Hey, Gangreen Gang, Jafar, Rasputin, Kremlings, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas.

Thundercracker: And yeah, they did.

Bushroot: Treated like garbage again.

Bartok: As usual.

Quackerjack: And threatened us with chum, or tomato soup disguised as chum, again.

Liquidator: As usual.

Iago: An echo from Liquidator.

Snake: I even sssaw the whole thing with Pain and Panic. It wassss kind of funny!

Klump: I felt like rolling on the floor laughing at that!

Krusha: (Laughs a bit) Very funny!

*(Snake hissed laughed a little like a snake while Klump, Krusha, and Bartok snickered a bit in agreement, only to be quieted by the mates' dagger glares. Ace even glared daggers at Snake)*

Ace: Funny, eh?

Myotismon: Well, Hunter J, Vanitas, Jafar, Rasputin, and I don't think it's funny.

Rasputin: Sometimes.

Jafar: But not all the time.

*(Ace then turned to the other Gangreen Gang members)*

Ace: Big Billy, do you think it’s funny like Snake does?

Billy: Duh, no way.

Ace: (To Billy) Good. *(To Grubber)* Do you, Grubber, think it’s funny?

*(Grubber replies “No” with just a raspberry)*

Ace: (To Grubber) Good. *(To Arturo)* Li’l Arturo, what about you?

Arturo: (Laughs a bit in agreement) Nope.

Ace: (To Arturo) Good. *(To Snake)* And do you, Snake, still think it’s funny like you said?

*(Even Rasputin and Vanitas turned to Bartok and Fidget respectively, making the two latters nervous)*

Rasputin: Do you agree with Snake?

Vanitas: That it's funny?

Snake: Yesss, a little.

Fidget and Bartok: Definitely a little.

*(Ace and Vanitas punches Snake and Fidget respectively while Rasputin angrily grabs Bartok roughly to squeeze him, making the three change their answer. Even Klump and Krusha, upon seeing this, changed their answer immediately)*

Snake: I meanssss no. It’sss not funny, Bossssss.

Fidget: (Rubbing his punched cheek) Definitely not funny.

Bartok: (Choking) I get the picture with them.

Klump and Krusha: (Saluting in agreement) So do we.

Rasputin: (Smugly and casually throws Bartok onto a nearby barrel's lid) Good.

Bartok: (Upon landing on the barrel's lid and slid a bit on his back, nonchalant) Ow, I tell you. Ow.

Vanitas: (To Fidget) Exactly for you, too, Widget.

Ace: Nobody, I mean nobody, Snake, makes fun of our mates like the other crew members do. Right?

Snake and Fidget: (Agreeing with a smile) Yessss, Bossssss. (Yeah, sure.)

Bartok: (Getting up in recovery) I definitely get the picture.

Vanitas: And think about it, you really think they'll leave you guys alone about it until we do tell the captain's group?

*(He then took his helmet off, revealing his face. His head and face looks almost exactly like a certain protagonist from "Kingdom Hearts 3," but his hair color is jet black, his eye color is gold yellow, and his skin color is almost pale)*

Vanitas: They're pirates.

Skywarp: Always the tough guys.

Hunter J: Especially always the cold-hearted pirates who treat you like garbage all the time.

Quackerjack: Especially me. Heck, one time, they dumped a bucket full of *real* chum on me just because I chickened out on talking to the captain's group on leaving this place.

Jafar: (Scoffs) How can we not?

Iago: I won't ever forget *that*.

Wes: You even reeked of real chum for a week after washing it off.

Ozzy: Anyway, let’s just go talk to the captain's group about this.

Starscream: And they’ll stop! Hopefully.

Bartok: And then we can hopefully go back and get to our normal lives.

Demidevimon: I hope.

Panic: Ooh….

Strut: What, Panic?

Fidget: What's the matter?

Panic: Admiral Hades, along with the captain's group, will not be happy when they find out what we’re telling them.

Pain: You mean *if* they find out.

Panic: Yeah, but…. *(Thinks it over and agrees)* “If.” “If” is good.

*(Pain nods in agreement)*

Soundwave: I doubt there's an "If" on that.

*(Then they, along with the mates, continued to their captain, admiral, assistant admiral, and two assistant captains. On the top deck of the ship, the captain himself is reading a map of Neverland on his desk with two gray-skinned men, two male anthro reptiles, a male robot, a male anthro duck, four human men, and a male Beanbean creature looking with him. The captain is a tall, old, fat, male anthro wolf with tan fur, a black nose, a long, bluish gray beard, beady black eyes, blackish gray mustache, and wearing a dark blue long-sleeved robe trimmed with yellow, light blue, and purple, plus a hood that covered his head, an orange slash around the waist, a dark blue cape with dark red inside with its collar that sticks up like Dracula's cape and brown shoes, a strange looking green jewel with a gold rim, and a brown ribbon around his neck , and has a silver hook in place of his left hand secured and attached to his left forearm and its hidden harness. He is Merlock, and he not only likes to talk in sarcasm sometimes, but he also insults people and is very temperamental. The first gray-skinned man is a bald gray-skinned skeletal-like man with blue flames as his hair that turn red when angry, for he is temperamental like Merlock, yellow eyes, black pupils, and wearing a dark gray, black, and slate gray short-sleeved Greek robe with a small gray skull button holding it closed and on the ground where his feet are supposed to be are some swirls of black smoke acting as his feet. He is Hades, the admiral of the crew and the Lord of the Underworld who talks smooth-like like a negotiator on deals and sometimes speaks in sarcasm. The last gray-skinned man is a man with pale dark gray skin, short spiky black hair, gold eyes, and wearing a black long-sleeved jumpsuit, black leg-length boots, and a black long-sleeved, floor-length robe. He is Pitch Black, the boogeyman and first assistant admiral of the crew who acts as a serious assistant admiral to Merlock, Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, K. Rool, Skurvy, and Popple. The first male anthro reptile is a male green anthro gator that almost looks identical to Kutlass, but sometimes has a huge bloodshot eye tick on the left eye, a gold chest and belly spot, white nail claws, and wearing a huge red cape with yellow rims on the bottom attached to a blue crystal, gold bracelets, and a gold crown on his head, that is sometimes used as a boomerang, but no shirt, shoes, or pants. He is King K. Rool, the leader of the Kremlings and other assistant admiral of the crew. The last male anthro reptile is a male orange anthro gator with a light orange chest and belly spot, and wearing a black captain hat with a white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the front, a gold hoop earring on his right ear, if he has any, a black belt with a silver buckle, and black boots, but no shoes or pants, and sometimes carries a black metallic handcannon. He is Kaptain Skurvy, the leader of the Kremling Pirates, Klump's older brother, and other assistant captain of the crew. The male robot is a male Decepticon with dark gray armored body resembling both a gladiator and samurai's spiky armor, dark purple armored bodily interior, a dark gray armored gladiator/samurai helmet-like cowl, a dark gray armored mask-like face with tiny thin black outlines resembling wrinkles, glowing red optic-like eyes, a dark purple face emblem on the center of his chest, and sometimes carries a dark purple blaster called the Fusion Cannon on his right forearm that he can shoot from. He is Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, Optimus, Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker's older brother, the other assistant captain of the crew, and former champion gladiator of the Pits of Cybertron's Kaon. The male anthro duck is an evil version of Darkwing Duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak and webbed feet, and wearing a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, a black eyemask, a red fedora with a black band, and a black cape with red trimming. He is Negaduck, the third assistant captain of the crew. The first man is a heavyset yellow-skinned human man with short gray hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, medium tan yellow tanning eyebags underneath his eyes, and wearing a gray long-sleeved jacket with a white folded handkerchief in his left side chest part pocket over a teal green long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt with a dark teal green placket, buttons, and Peter Pan collar, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a silver Rolex watch on his left wrist, a gold chain bracelet on his right wrist, a gold pinky ring on his right hand's pinky finger, dark teal green pants, white socks, and black shoes, and sometimes carries a gun, knife, cigar, and silver knuckle brasses. He is Don Marion Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico. The second human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short brown hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a charcoal gray long-sleeved business suit over a black long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a black stringed necklace with an off white fake shark tooth charm underneath his shirt, a lavender necktie, a black leatherbanded watch on his left wrist, a black belt with a silver buckle, charcoal gray pants, white socks, and black shoes, and, like Fat Tony, sometimes carries a gun and knife. He is Max "Legs" Legman, Fat Tony's mobster henchman. The third human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short black curly afro-like hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a teal blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a blue necktie, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a silver gold Rolex watch on his left wrist, a black belt with a silver buckle, teal blue pants, white socks, and black shoes, and, like Fat Tony and Legs, sometimes carries a gun and knife. He is Louis "Louie" Walters, Fat Tony's other mobster henchman. The last human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short wavy black hair, thick black eyebrows, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises that are sometimes squinty to make them look shifty, a very small thick cleft near his bottom lip on his chin, and wearing a plum colored long-sleeved business suit over a light purple long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt with dark purple pinstripes, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a light violet necktie, a gold Rolex watch on his left wrist, a black belt with a silver buckle, plum colored pants, white socks, and dark violet dress shoes, and, like Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie, sometimes carries a gun, knife, and cigarette. He is Giovanni Silencio AKA Jonathan "Johnny Tightlips" Schmallippe, Fat Tony's other mobster henchman. And the male Beanbean creature has green skin and yellow pupil-less eyes, and wearing a black beret hat with a green topper, a purple eyemask, white gloves, a purple and pale blue striped long-sleeved shirt, black pants, and black shoes. He is Popple, the third assistant admiral of the crew, who sometimes acts as a pacifist, along with Bartok, when it comes to the Stallion Eight's group. Anyway, Merlock's group got annoyed and angry while they read the Neverland map on the desk while Popple and Fat Tony's gang sat nearby, looking bored and both Fat Tony and Johnny smoking their cigar and cigarette respectively a bit)*

Merlock: Blast the Stallion Eight!

Megatron: And their friends, one of their little brothers, and Prime, too!

Hades: I completely agree, Cap and Assistant Cap.

Negaduck: If only we could find their hideout, we’d trap them in there!

K. Rool: Like any simple predator cornering their prey, Negaduck.

Pitch: (To Popple and Fat Tony's gang) Do you agree, Popple and Fat Tony and his men?

Popple: (Nonchalant) I know, Hades, Negaduck, K. Rool, and Pitch.

Fat Tony: (Blows some smoke from his cigar) *Where* is it *is* the question.

Pitch: That is a good question, Fat Tony.

K. Rool: Indeed a good question.

Louie: Look at the map more.

Hades: Hmm, Mermaid Lagoon?

Skurvy: No, we searched there already.

Popple: The mermaids were no help in telling us.

Skurvy: Especially when they're too beautiful to help ugly dirty pirates like us.

*(He and Popple eyed Johnny smugly)*

Popple: Like a certain mobster we know of.

Skurvy: Who is considered the mermaids' hottie dude.

Johnny: (Discards his cigarette and crushes it on the deck) I ain't sayin' no comment on that.

Negaduck: And we combed Cannibal Cove.

Legs: I'm never going back *there* again.

K. Rool: Nearly got eaten there once.

*(Hades suddenly noticed a spot on the map’s western part of the island)*

Hades: (Pointing at it) How about here?

Merlock: No, no! That’s Romanov ter...!

*(Megatron and Hades suddenly stopped him and began to change his mind)*

Megatron: Wait!

Hades: But what if we…?

*(Hades then ushered Merlock's group, except Popple who is watching in confusion along with Fat Tony's gang, into a huddle and whispered something, and Merlock smirked evilly on this)*

Merlock: Wait a minute. That’s it. Good idea, Hades.

K. Rool: You certainly know how to unfold and paint a perfect plot picture.

Popple: What's the plan this time?

Louie: Even I'm confused, what's going on?

Pitch: (Ignoring Popple and Fat Tony's gang) Those royals, which Rasputin and Bartok originally came from, know this island than we do on our own ship.

Legs: (Mumbling in annoyance) And they're ignoring us again, as usual.

*(Merlock's group began to ponder)*

Merlock: I wonder....

Hades, Skurvy, and Negaduck: Yeah….

Pitch, Megatron, and K. Rool: Yes....

*(Then, the mates arrived as Pain placed the shaving kit tray on a nearby barrel. Merlock's group, while still thinking of an idea, noticed them with Popple and Fat Tony's gang briefly)*

Iago, Demidevimon, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic: Good morning, Captain's group, Fat Tony and his men!

Wes: It’s a beautiful morning, palsies!

Dijon, Strut, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: It's a beautiful day...!

Ace: (Cutting them off in annoyance) Same thing you said to the crew before.

Starscream: (Agreeing in annoyance) So enough!

Jafar: (Agreeing in annoyance) Nobody cares about that!

Hunter J: And save your breath on that.

Fat Tony: And must some of us remind you again, Weasley, to not call us "Palsies?"

Wes: Sorry. Just couldn't help it.

Knockout: Our guess; Your Geneva convention?

Wes: Sorta.

Dijon: I guess it's nor....

*(Suddenly, Merlock's group got an idea that they shouted out, startling the non-serious mates)*

Merlock: I got it!

Pitch: Yes!

Negaduck: Perfect!

Hades: What is it?

K. Rool: And whom does it involve here?

*(The captain's group turned to the mates, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang)*

Merlock: We’ll ask the Grand Duchess Anastasia and Dimitri!

Fat Tony's gang and Pain: (Confused) What?

Dijon: (Confused) Wait, the Grand Duchess and her husband, Captain, guys?

Megatron: Of course the Grand Duchess Anastasia and Dimitri, you dimwitted moron.

*(The non-serious mates, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang gave confused looks)*

Johnny: Who are they again?

Fidget: We forgot.

Hades: Oy, you know, the Grand Duchess Anastasia.

*(He finally described her nonchalantly when they got confused even more)*

Hades: (Nonchalantly) Czar Nicholas' daughter.

K. Rool: And Dimitri is also her husband.

Pitch: If you recall correctly.

Negaduck: Now do you remember?

Skurvy: Do you?

*(Realizing, the mates, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang understood)*

Demidevimon: Oh, yeah.

Megavolt: Now I remember.

Bartok: Of the Romanov Clan.

Fat Tony: Rasputin used to be the holy confidante to Czar Nicholas.

Louie: But then got banished with Bartok for trying to steal his throne.

Rasputin: (Nonchalantly and bitterly) As I recall.

Hades: You are correct, sirs!

Pitch: And let's just say he and Bartok got lucky we took them in.

K. Rool: After they were driven out like the dogs they are.

Merlock: (To Pitch and K. Rool in agreement) Yes.

Megatron: (Changing the subject) Anyway, the princess and her husband will know where the Stallion Eight's group and Prime are hiding.

*(The mates, except Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Soundwave, Ace, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas, however, were unsure of this)*

Ace: Cool idea!

Jafar: That is an excellent idea!

Dijon: I really like it!

Rasputin: My sentiments exactly, to exact revenge against the Romanov Clan!

Fat Tony: (Discarding his cigar and crushing it on the deck) Not a bad idea.

Starscream: Something to make them, as Fat Tony's men shall say, squeal.

Snake: But what makesssss you think they’ll talk?

Arturo: If I recall correctly, they’re both the Stallion Eight’s group's *amigos*.

Bushroot: And, in the words of Fat Tony's gang, they would never squeal on them like the good friends they are.

Fidget: These two have a point.

Bartok: Friends to the end, never rat them out.

Ace: (Punching Snake) Shut up, you wimps!

Jafar: (Angrily bonks Fidget's head with his staff) Yes, silence, you wimps!

Louie: (Agreeing, roughly poking Bartok's chest, stunning him a bit) Where's ya confidence?

*(Iago was about to speak)*

Vanitas: And you too, Loudy McSquawk!

Skywarp: Yeah, Loudy McSquawk.

Iago: Hey! I'm not Loudy McSquawk!

Knockout: Sure you are.

Megatron: ENOUGH!!

*(They quiet down)*

Hades: (Shrugging them off) But anyway, meh, a little persuasion can help.

Merlock: That is the only way we can do to make them talk.

Negaduck: Or, like Bushroot said, in Fat Tony's gang's words, squeal.

Pitch: Now, what torture shall we think of?

K. Rool: Any suggestions?

Rasputin: Name it.

Ozzy: Force-feeding them eggs?

Strut: That works on me.

Skurvy: That's a stupid idea.

Rasputin: So, no,

Bushroot: Boiling in oil?

Merlock: (To Bushroot) Nah, too hot. *(To Hades)* No offense.

Hades: None taken.

Rasputin: Again, no.

Billy: How about keelhauling?

Megatron and Rasputin: No!

Megatron: We’re not injuring them!

Meowth: You, Billy, seriously want to injure them by scraping them on barnacles?

Jessie: Not pleasant!

James: That's right.

Johnny: How about makin' them suck a lemon?

Skurvy: Johnny Tightlips, is that your answer to every torture we might think of?

Johnny: (Shrugs) Eh, maybe it's just a suggestion, maybe it ain't.

Jessie: I know of a lady-like torture for those girl apes' case!

Soundwave: (Sarcastically) Why am I not surprised?

Megatron: (Sarcastically agreeing) I'll say.

Rasputin: (Sarcastically) What is it this time?

Jessie: How about marooning?

Starscream: (Agreeing with Jessie) By drowning them if they refuse to crack. *(To Merlock's group)* Something that'll make them hang onto their hope or breaths.

Ruggedo, Megatron, and Rasputin: No!

K. Rool: By Lucifer's beard!

Hades, Skurvy, Negaduck, and Pitch: That’s stupid.

*(Merlock's group suddenly got an idea)*

Merlock: I know!

Hades: We’ll try marooning them!

Skurvy: By drowning them!

Negaduck: If they refuse to crack!

Megatron: Something that'll make them hang onto their hope or breaths.

Pitch: My sentiments, exactly!

K. Rool: Indeed!

Rasputin: Perfect, Captain's group!

*(Jessie and Starscream groaned a bit while Jessie palmed her hand on her forehead in annoyance, for it was her and Starscream's idea. Suddenly, they heard another male voice singing badly. They looked up and saw near the crow’s nest Chula singing badly while playing on his accordion)*

Chula: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**You’ll find adventure and sport**

**But late every minute**

**For all that is in it**

*(Even Merlock’s group, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony’s gang were annoyed by the bad singing. Popple, Demidevimon, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Bartok, Fidget, Team Rocket, Pain, Panic, Wes, the Fearsome Four, and Gangreen Gang, on the other hand, just ignored their bad singing with Iago covering his ears, if he has any, in a nonchalant way, as if already knowing full well how Chula's bad singing has driven everyone crazy before. Soundwave silently gestured to Merlock’s group, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas to make Chula stop)*

Chula: **The life of a pirate**

**Is shoooooooort**

**Oh, the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....**

*(Getting Soundwave’s gestures, Merlock, Negaduck, Hunter J, Fat Tony's gang, Skurvy, and Megatron pulled their guns and handcannon out and aimed his Fusion Cannon respectively and Hades, Pitch, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, and Vanitas conjured up a fireball, black sand blast, and two energy blasts from their hands, staff, reliquary, and Keyblade respectively and they shot the accordion out of Chula’s hands, making it fall into the water, splashing Knockout, Ace, Meowth, and Megavolt in the process while Iago uncovered his unseen ears)*

Knockout: (Nonchalantly) Really?

Ace: (Through gritted teeth) I hate getting wet!

Meowth: (Mumbling angrily to Ruggedo's group) Watch where you shoot!

*(Snake laughed a bit at him at first until Ace punched him, making him stop)*

Megavolt: Ace isn't the only one who hates getting wet!

Meowth: Think about our displeasure of being soaked to the bone!

Quackerjack: (Laughs at him a bit) Yeah, well, you and Meowth literally look like a drowned rat, Sparky!

Meowth: (Angrily) WHAT?!

Megavolt: (Angrily, splashing some water from himself onto Quackerjack) Don't call me "Sparky!"

*(Chula shouted down to Merlock's group, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang in anger)*

Chula: Hey! What’s the big idea?! I was just singing a song here! I was just almost done when you shot at me!

Merlock: Well, next time, sing better!

Pitch: Don't ever sing off-key trills again!

Fat Tony: Do a little practice!

Hades: And deal with it!

Megatron: Or better yet, don't ever sing at all!

*(Angrily, Chula climbed down to the other side of the ship as well while he mumbled angrily a bit.* *After he* *is* *gone,* Merlock*,* *Skurvy, Negaduck, Hunter J, and Fat Tony's gang puts their guns and handcannon away and changed the subject with* *Megatron,* *Hades, Pitch, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, and Vanitas)*

Merlock: Now, where were we?

Megatron, Skurvy, Hades, Negaduck, Jafar, Rasputin, and Pitch: Before we were interrupted….

K. Rool, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas: Indeed....

Pain: Wow, Captain Merlock, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Megatron, Skurvy, and Pitch, and Assistant Admirals Negaduck and K. Rool.

Wes: You, along with Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang, shooting the accordion out of Chula’s hands in the middle of his cadenza?

Klump: Despite how off-key he was?

Dijon: Along with his trills?

Quackerjack: (Laughs a bit) That ain’t good form, you know.

*(Klump, Panic, and Megavolt got shocked on what Quackerjack said and tried to shush him)*

Iago: (Whispering savagely through gritted teeth) Ix-nay, ix-nay!

Klump: (Whispering) Hush now!

*(But it was too late. Merlock's group and a now nervous Starscream heard Quackerjack and turned to him and the others calmly at first)*

Merlock: Good form, Quackerjack?

Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, K. Rool, Skurvy, and Pitch: You don’t say?

Starscream: (A bit nervous) Well, uh, yes, true that it isn't....

*(Then Merlock's group got angry and Merlock knocked the desk over while Hades bursted into angry flames, scaring Starscream)*

Merlock's group: Blast good form!

*(Merlock waves his hook in front of the mates and the terrified Starscream angrily while Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, K. Rool, Pitch, and Skurvy went up to them, with Hades in red flames, showing four old teeth mark scratches on each of their left forearms and Megatron and Skurvy having old healed first-degree burn scars on each of their right forearms)*

Merlock: Let us ask you this!

Megatron: Did the Stallion Eight *and* Prime show good form when they did this to us?!

K. Rool, Skurvy, Hades, Negaduck, and Pitch: AND IT HURT, TOO!!

*(Quackerjack and Klump tried to calm them down in an apologetic way)*

Quackerjack: Aw, Captain, guys. *(Giggles a bit)* Just calm down.

Klump: Those eight boys cutting the captain’s hand off and getting the admiral and both of the assistant captains’ arms injured and even Starscream and Popple nearly eaten were only a couple of childish pranks.

Snake: In fact, they, along with their group and Prime, did it to ssssssave Rumble, not to be confused with our Cassettecon, Rumble, and their Pikachu and Kirby from you.

Ace: (Punching Snake) Don’t make it worse!

Starscream: Childish pranks, my tailgate! How would you know what it's like to being nearly eaten, let alone almost burned?!

Merlock: And then those brats had the nerve to throw my hand to that blue alligator Pokemon named Feraligatr!

Megatron: Who shared it with two Charizards!

Hades: And after they ate it, one chomp from each of those three's chewing scarred mine, Negaduck, Pitch, and K. Rool's arms, due to that brat kicking us down to him, and bit our pets, Cerberus and Devastator!

Megatron: And burned Skurvy and me!

Popple and Starscream: And made me nearly eaten!

Negaduck: That's right!

Pitch: And ever since then, those three accursed beasts, not to be confused with either Cerberus nor Devastator, liked the taste of me, the rest of Merlock's group, and our pets so well, they’ve been following us.

K. Rool: Licking their chops for the rest of us mostly.

Starscream: So, again, how would you know what it's like to be almost eaten by three incorrigible beasts, let alone almost burned by two of them?

*(As Merlock's group and even a half angry, half terrified Starscream ranted about this, Merlock took off his hooded cape while Negaduck removed his cape and hat and walked around while Merlock's group and Starscream calmed down and Hades' flames turned blue. Dijon, Ozzy, and Strut tried to seat Merlock in a chair and cover him with a blanket, but the three kept missing. Finally, when Merlock's group and Starscream finished, Dijon and Ozzy seated Merlock in the chair and covered him in the blanket)*

Krusha: Duh, honestly, those beasts would likely ask first.

Starscream: (Annoyed) What?! That's not the point of my question, Krusha!

Klump: (Immediately agreeing with Starscream, trying not to provoke him) Yeah, shame on you!

Strut: And those three would’ve had the Captain's group, Cerberus, and Devastator by now.

Bushroot: If each of those three hadn’t swallowed three alarm clocks.

Iago: Which eventually led to you hating the sound of a clock now because of that incident.

Thundercracker: So, no clocks allowed on this ship.

Dijon: Let alone no clock noises allowed.

Arturo: Yet now when those three creatures are near....

Louie: (Agreeing) They’ll warn you immediately with their tick-tock, tick-tocking.

*(As he said “Tick-tock, tick-tocking” while Panic started to prepare the shaving kit, the sound of ticking is heard nearby. Hades, Megatron, Negaduck, Pitch, and the mates got surprised that the three beasts are coming now on cue, while Merlock, K. Rool, Skurvy, Popple, and even Starscream got fearful looks on their faces. Then, from beneath the water, near the ship, a big male blue alligator-like Pokemon and two big orange dragon-like Pokemon, one male and one female, both with built-in water-proof emblems, emerged, looking up at Merlock's group. The male blue alligator-like Pokemon is a Water-type Pokemon with blue scales, large powerful jaws lined with several sharp fangs, with three teeth that are visible when his jaws are closed, with two in his lower jaw and one in his upper jaw, red eyes with black markings around them and ridges above them, a yellow lower jaw, three red spines on his body, each with three points, one on top of his head, one between his shoulders, and one near the tip of his tail, several groups of large blue rectangular scales on his arms, knees, tail, and waist, a slightly hunched back with ridges behind his shoulders and hips, a yellow V-shaped marking that extends up to his thighs from his lower body with a thin line through the center of the marking, five white clawed fingers, and three white clawed toes. He is the Feraligatr. The male orange dragon-like Pokemon is a Fire/Flying-type Pokemon with orange scales, a cream colored underbelly from the chest to the tip of his tail, a somewhat long neck, small blue eyes, slightly raised nostrils, and two horn-like structures protruding from the back of his rectangular head, two white fangs that are visible in his upper jaw when his mouth is closed, two large orange wings with blue-green undersides sprouting from its back, a horn-like appendage jutting out from the top of the third joint of each wing, a single white clawed wing-finger that are visible through the center of each wing membrane, short and skinny arms, a robust belly, three white claws on his fingers and toes, stocky legs with cream-colored soles on each of his plantigrade feet, and the tip of his long tapering tail with a sizeable flame that burns strongly, and, as mentioned above, a built-in water-proof emblem. He is Charizard, the Feraligatr's best friend and partner. And the female orange dragon-like Pokemon is like Charizard, but with long thin black eyelashes and wearing a pink bow on her head. She is Charla, Charizard's wife and his and the Feraligatr's best friend and partner. And they are the said Pokemon who are after Merlock's group, Starscream, Cerberus, and Devastator because of their delicious tastes, but mostly for Merlock's group. As Merlock, K. Rool, Skurvy, Popple, and Starscream shook in fear, the Feraligatr, Charizard, and Charla licked their own lips hungrily while drooling and Charizard and Charla flew up to the edge, staring down at Starscream like hungry dogs, much to the latter's terrified reaction. Even, thanks to their emblems, the bubble barriers protecting Charizard and Charla's flames on their tails popped)*

Merlock: Guys....

Starscream: Uh....

Popple: GUYS!!!!

*(Merlock jumped off the chair and, with Popple, K. Rool, Skurvy, and Starscream, the fourth latter who shrieked a bit like a girl, cowered behind Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Megatron, Fat Tony's gang, and the mates)*

Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, and Pitch: Hey!

Merlock: Save us!

Starscream: Don’t let them get us!

Popple: (Panicking) Go! Do something, now! *(Crying his eyes out)* We beg of you!

K. Rool and Skurvy: (Crying his eyes out as well) PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSE!!

Jafar: (Groans a bit in annoyance, mumbling angrily a bit) Wimps.

Megatron: (Groans a bit in annoyance, mumbling angrily a bit) Cowards.

*(Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Megatron, and Fat Tony's gang, while rolling their eyes as Jafar and Megatron angrily mumbled their above lines, and the mates went up to the railing and* *scolded the Feraligatr and even Charizard and Charla, with Megatron and Soundwave aiming their Fusion Cannon and blaster)*

Ace: Now listen up, you!

Gangreen Gang except Ace: Yeah!

Bushroot: You should be ashamed of yourself!

Ozzy: Who do you think you are scaring our captain, assistant captain, and assistant admirals?

Strut: Let alone Starscream?

Liquidator: There’ll be no handouts today!

Dijon: Not even to go meals!

Hades: That's right!

Iago: Yeah, beat it!

Demidevimon: Back off!

Dijon, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic: Please?

Rasputin and Legs: (Aghast, to Dijon, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic) "Please?"

Jafar and Fat Tony: (Flatly, to Dijon, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic) Really?

Megatron: (Aiming his Fusion Cannon) Either leave us, or we'll scare you off with our blasts.

Soundwave: (Agreeing) Despite the fact that your leather armored bodies are immune to these blasts.

*(The Feraligatr then begged like a dog while Charizard and Charla gave dagger glares, as if wanting to challenge them. Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Megatron, Fat Tony's gang, and the mates then shouted things like “Shoo now!” or “Go away!” and finally “Get out of here!” and the Feraligatr, Charizard, and Charla glared at them. Then Charizard and Charla blasted a brief fire breath at Starscream, who ducked in the nick of time, just having the tip of his crest hit by the flames' tip. Then he quickly tapped his crest's tip, putting the heat out. Skywarp and Thundercracker scoffed at this)*

Thundercracker: Well, at least they somewhat have manners.

Skywarp: Compared to any other beast.

*(Then the Feraligatr swam away with Charizard and Charla flying away with him before they, too, disappeared into the water with him, having their bubble barriers protecting their flames on their tails again. Cowering behind a chair, Merlock, K. Rool, Skurvy, and Popple took a peek while Starscream came out in relief, giving a sigh of relief)*

Starscream: (Softly) Praise the Allspark.

Merlock, K. Rool, and Skurvy: Are they gone?

Popple: Please tell us they're gone.

Snake: Yesssss, Captain, Assssisssstant Captain, and Asssssssisssstant Admiralsssss.

Quackerjack: All clear.

Dijon: All gone.

James: The coast is all totally and definitely clear.

*(Grubber blew his raspberry a bit in agreement)*

Billy: Nothing to worry about.

Liquidator: Like Billy said.

Fat Tony: We did good telling off those beasts.

Legs and Johnny: Yeah!

Louie: Hopefully, they won't return for their next chance.

Starscream: Or else Popple and the Captain would've been devoured along with the Captain's group and myself.

Demidevimon: I'll say.

Thundercracker: And you, Starscream, didn't get your crest's tip burned?

Starscream: At least I ducked, didn't I, Thundercracker?

Thundercracker: Well, excuuuse me.

*(Merlock and Popple then came out of hiding, but are still shaking in fear while K. Rool and Skurvy came out in relief)*

Merlock: But guys, we can’t stand it anymore! We can’t!

*(Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack calmed him and Popple down as they seated Merlock and Negaduck in the chair, for Merlock's case again, and covered them both in the blanket again)*

Quackerjack: Now, relax, Captain and Assistant Captain.

Megavolt: In fact, what you, Captain, and the other assistant captain need is a shave.

*(Dijon and Megavolt then wrapped two towels around Merlock and Negaduck’s heads)*

Dijon: A nice clean shave.

*(As Merlock calmed down underneath the towel, he and Negaduck fell asleep. Noticing Popple still shaken, Louie then calmed him down)*

Louie: Now, now. Just take a deep slow breath, and calm down.

Johnny: (Agreeing with a shrug) That's what *he* does when he panics.

*(Also calming down, doing what Louie said, Popple inhaled slowly and exhaled)*

Popple: Thanks.

*(The others then noticed Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack preparing to work on shaving Merlock and Negaduck)*

Pitch: You, Megavolt, and Quackerjack are seriously going to shave Merlock and Negaduck, Dijon?

Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: Yep!

Ozzy: (To Strut and Knockout, softly) This should be good for laughs.

Strut and Knockout: (Agreeing softly) I'll say.

Kutlass: (Agreeing, chuckling a bit) This-a should be funny.

Green Kroc: (Softly) I'd rather get a drink.

Megatron: (To Green Kroc while pondering) A drink, huh? *(To Soundwave)* Soundwave, what do you think?

*(Then Soundwave ejected some tapes from his chest compartment, who then transformed into smaller robots, five males and one female. They are the Cassettecons. The female Cassettecon is a female robot with fuchsia, white, and pink body armor, a white skirt-like waist with pink lining, little pink armor-like lips, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, black armor-like mascara, a baby pink mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on her shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on her chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on her right shoulder, black lining above her thighs, pink fingers and kneecaps, fuchsia, magenta, and pink shins, pointed silver feet with pink built-in heels, and light pink appendages built in the back of her shoulders. She is Flipside, the punkiest of the Cassettecons and with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The first male Cassettecon is a male robot with purple body armor, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, a silver mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on his shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on his chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on his stomach, black lining above his thighs, dark gray fingers and kneecaps, red, gold yellow, and silver shins, pointed silver feet, and silver appendages built in the back of his shoulders. He is Rumble, not to be confused with MLP Rumble, the small, but strong and punky, Cassettecon, Flipside's twin brother, and also with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The second male Cassettecon is a male robot with charcoal gray, red, and yellow body armor, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, a pale red mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on his shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on his chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on his stomach, black lining above his thighs, dark gray kneecaps, red, grayish blue, and yellow shins, pointed silver feet, and pale red appendages built in the back of his shoulders. He is Frenzy, Rumble and Flipside's triplet brother who also has a punky personality also with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The third male Cassettecon is a male robot with red, white, blue, and yellow body armor, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, a pale cream colored mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on his shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on his chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on his stomach, black lining above his thighs, red kneecaps, orange and light blue shins, pointed silver feet, and pale cream colored appendages built in the back of his shoulders. He is Enemy, Rumble, Frenzy, and Flipside's quadruplet brother and the most mature punky Cassettecon also with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The fourth male Cassettecon is a male black panther-like robot with black armored fur, a dark gray armored muzzle and underbelly, glowing yellow optic-like eyes, a black armored nose, and a long black armored tail. He is Ravage, Soundwave's loyal Cassettecon pet, hunter, and spy. And the last male Cassettecon is a male falcon-like robot with black armored feathers, glowing red optic-like eyes, a gray armored beak, legs, and feet, and black armored talons. He is Laserbeak, Soundwave's other loyal Cassettecon pet, lookout, and main sentry and spy)*

Rumble: What's up?

Soundwave: Want to go get a drink?

Flipside: (Interested) A drink? *(Shrugs in agreement)* Sure.

Frenzy: (Shrugs) Why not?

Enemy: Just so long we don't get drunk.

*(Laserbeak and Ravage respectively caws and growled a bit in agreement while Dijon and Megavolt then started singing, resulting Jafar, Hades, Rasputin, Megatron, Starscream, Knockout, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Pitch, K. Rool, Skurvy, Klump, Krusha, Kutlass, Green Kroc, Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Demidevimon, and Fat Tony's gang to walk away, or perched on Myotismon's left shoulder for Demidevimon's case, deciding to get a drink)*

Dijon: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-sailin’ over the sea**

Megavolt: **Give me a career**

**As a....**

*(At the same time Dijon and Megavolt were singing, two Wingulls were flying by, when they noticed Merlock and Negaduck’s towel-wrapped heads, and thinking they're nests, they laid on them. After they landed on each towel, Megavolt, after Dijon finished his turn, stopped singing when Ozzy, Strut, Pain, and Fidget spoke up upon noticing the Wingulls along with Popple and the other mates)*

Ozzy, Pain, and Fidget: Uh, Dijon, Megavolt?

Strut: A little problem.

Dijon: Not now.

Megavolt: Captain, Assistant Captain, we just can’t help but notice.

Quackerjack: You’re both not your usual jolly selves lately.

*(He, Dijon, and Megavolt then covered both Wingulls’ butts and tails with shaving cream, thinking they're both Merlock and Negaduck’s shadowed faces. Ozzy, Strut, Liquidator, Bartok, and Ace tried to explain what’s going on)*

Strut, Ace, and Bartok: Guys....

Ozzy and Liquidator: You’re actually….

Quackerjack: Not now.

*(He then took a shaver and started singing in a high-pitched voice after pulling his male cartoonish-looking anthro banana doll called Mr. Banana Brain out)*

Quackerjack: (In his high-pitched voice) **Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer....**

*(As he prepared one of each of the shavers with Megavolt, Quackerjack suddenly remembered what the crew forcefully asked him and the mates to do about leaving Neverland, stopped singing and spoke up in his high-pitched voice)*

Quackerjack: (In his high-pitched voice) Now's your chance to tell them, Gem. *(In his normal voice)* Good idea, Mr. Banana Brain. *(To Ruggedo and Negaduck)* And the crew’s getting really impatient, Captain and Assistant Captain.

Megavolt: That is, what’s left of them.

Dijon: Yep-er-rooney.

*(Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack, after the latter puts Mr. Banana Brain away in his pocket, then shaved the two Wingulls' butts and tails clean of their feathers. Annoyed by Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack’s idiotic method of shaving the two Wingulls instead of Merlock and Negaduck’s shadowed faces, Popple and the mates tried to speak up again)*

Popple and mates except Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: Guys, you’re shaving the…!

Megavolt: (Getting angry and annoyed) Not now!

*(He calmed down as he, Quackerjack, and Dijon spoke to Merlock and Negaduck again)*

Megavolt: So why don’t we just sail away?

Quackerjack: Leave Neverland?

Dijon: And forget the Stallion Eight's group and Optimus Prime?

*(Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack then rubbed aftershave on their hands and patted each two Wingulls' butts with it. After they were done, the Wingulls bolted awake and after seeing their naked butts and tails, flew away, squawking a bit in embarrassment)*

Megavolt: Oh, come on, Captain. Don’t cry.

Quackerjack: And don't yell at us, Assistant Admiral.

Dijon: We’ll be more happier after that.

Megavolt: Not to mention a whole lot healthier.

*(Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack then put some shaving powder on their hands and begins to pat their hands in the air while they were about to sing)*

Popple and mates except Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: GUYS!!!!

Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: WHAT?!

*(Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack noticed the two Wingulls are gone)*

Dijon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: Captain, Assistant Captain?!

Megavolt: Oh my gosh!!

Dijon: We never shaved them this close before!

Quackerjack: (Points at Megavolt) You did most of the shaving, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Angrily) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Iago: Well, if you had paid attention....

Popple: Then maybe you'd....

Megavolt: Shut up and look around for their heads!

Dijon: Now!

*(As Megavolt and Quackerjack crawled on the floor, searching for the heads, their backs picked up the chairs and the rocking made the towels fall off of Merlock and Negaduck’s heads. They woke up suddenly and after looking around in confusion, they noticed Megavolt and Quackerjack, searching around like idiots, and got annoyed and angry)*

Merlock and Negaduck: Get up, you idiots!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack bolted to their feet, knocking Merlock, Negaduck, their chairs, and even Popple, Fidget, Dijon, Ozzy, and Strut aside. The mates noticed and they, except Megavolt and Quackerjack, got shocked)*

Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Saluting) Aye-aye, sirs!

*(They heard the chairs crash down on the deck below and noticed Merlock, Negaduck, their chairs, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Popple, and Fidget have landed on the other side where the rest of Merlock's group, Starscream, Knockout, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Rasputin, Jafar, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Demidevimon, Fat Tony's gang, and the other crew members are, and the ones that fell also landed on Starscream, knocking him down, and even Dijon's pants were pulled down by the chair after the fall, exposing his white boxers with red polka dots. The pirates got confused at first, but they became curious on what happened when the mates arrived down there, shouting in concern for Popple, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Fidget, and their captain and assistant admiral. Megatron, Hades, Pitch, K. Rool, Skurvy, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang, however, had a feeling something happened. And Mimi is now wearing a white frilly maid cap, a black short-sleeved maid dress, and a white sleeveless bodily apron with black buttons covering the chest part, along with her black stockings and black Mary Jane shoes)*

Bob: What the...?

Russ: What’s going on?

Cozy Glow: And why did the Captain and Assistant Captain, along with the Assistant Admiral, Fidget, Dijon, Ozzy, and Strut, fall down and go boom on both the floor and Starscream?

Shatter: We told you to tell them about us leaving now!

Mimi: Or did you forget again?!

Hades, Megatron, Pitch, K. Rool, and Skurvy: (Confused) Tell us what?

Wes: Well, it’s hard to explain....

Iago: But what they're saying is....

*(Popple, Ozzy, and Fidget then recovered while Dijon got up, still dizzied)*

Popple, Ozzy, and Fidget: Ow, my head.... (Ow....)

Dijon: (Dizzily) Hold on, that's *my* nutmeg....

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack went up to a dizzy Merlock and Negaduck, thinking they found their heads while Dijon snapped out of his dizziness and Starscream recovered and struggled to get up, and then Dijon noticing his pants being down and pulling them up)*

Megavolt: They’re fine!

Quackerjack: Good as new!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack grabbed Merlock and Negaduck’s faces while Popple, Ozzy, Strut, and Fidget tried to stop them when the Captain and Assistant Captain snapped out of their dizziness, got up, took the blankets off, and grabbed Megavolt, Quackerjack, and even Popple, Dijon, with his pants still down, Ozzy, Strut, Fidget, and the freed Starscream, making the crew shocked)*

Merlock and Negaduck: (To Popple, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Starscream, Fidget, Megavolt, and Quackerjack) You brainless idiots!

Popple, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Starscream, and Fidget: (Panicked) It wasn't my fault, see?! (Wait!) (Mercy!) (What's going on?!) (Don't hit me!)

*(Merlock and Negaduck were about to punch the eight when the crew screamed out at them to stop while Hades, Pitch, Megatron, K. Rool, Skurvy, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas were surprised)*

Louie: Whoa, stop!

Rumble: Now's not the time for fisticuffs!

Bushroot: Chill, Captain and Assistant Captain!

Wes: No need to hit them!

Iago: Relax!

*(Merlock and Negaduck stopped and got confused along with Hades, Pitch, Megatron, K. Rool, Skurvy, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas)*

Merlock: What?

*(He and Negaduck dropped Popple, Dijon, Ozzy, Strut, Starscream, Fidget, Megavolt, and Quackerjack)*

Hades: Just what’s going on here?

Negaduck: What kind of ruckus are you planning this time?

Pitch: (While Dijon got up and pulled his pants up) What do you mean “Tell us?”

Megatron: (While Dijon secured his pants again) What exactly is going on?

Amoeba Bossman: Tell them what?

*(Barricade and Mimi groaned a bit in annoyance and spoke to Merlock's group)*

Barricade: Let’s just say we want to leave Neverland!

Mimi: (Glaring daggers at the non-serious mates) Since these cowards refuse to tell you!

Team Rocket: (Offended) Hey!

*(Merlock's group got confused)*

Merlock's group: What?

Vanitas: You heard them!

Demidevimon: Or are you deaf?

Pain: The crew is edgy because we want to leave and go back to being pirates.

Panic: That's right.

Meowth: (Nods) Mm-hm.

Ratigan: Exactly!

Tirek: They have a point.

Chrysalis: Let's just get up out of here!

Sombra: And go back to being pirates!

*(Among the crew, a male anthro mouse is drinking a lot of alcoholic beer-like rum in his mug. He is a male anthro mouse with light brown fur, a red nose, wrinkled black whiskers, bloodshot eyes, and wearing an old dark brown top hat with a black ribbon, a burgundy long-sleeved sweater with the sleeves draping over his hands, black pants, and brown shoes. He is Bartholomew, the alcoholic drunk member of the crew. As this happened, the crew, except Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Shockwave, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, shouted their agreement with Tirek, Chrysalis, and Sombra. Merlock's group then got sarcastic after pretending to ponder about it)*

Merlock: (Sarcastically) Very well.

Negaduck: (Sarcastically) If that’s your decision.

Pitch: (Sarcastically) If that’s what you want.

Hades: (Sarcastically) Of course.

K. Rool: (Sarcastically) Indeed.

Megatron: (Sarcastically) Oh, yes.

*(Dijon and Jafar hand Merlock and Negaduck their own hooded cape and Negaduck's hat and Ruggedo and Negaduck accepted them and put them back on)*

Merlock's group: Not happening yet!

*(The crew groaned a bit in anger)*

Hades: What’s wrong with you?!

*(The crew quieted down. Noticing, Jafar and Iago cleared his throat to Hades)*

Jafar and Iago: Ix-nay.

*(Hades then calmed down upon hearing Jafar and Iago say that and, with the rest of Merlock's group, spoke up in a positive way)*

Hades: If you help us kill the Stallion Eight's group....

Megatron: And Prime....

Negaduck: We shall reward you with treasure.

Pitch: But all you have to do is do what we say.

Merlock: Exactly.

K. Rool: Indeed. No evil deed can be unrewarded.

Skurvy: That's what we always say.

Warren: (Skeptically) Really?

Merlock's group: Really.

Jenner: Let’s just sail away for all I care.

Russ: We're better off doing that.

Merlock, Megatron, Negaduck, and K. Rool: Really?

Hades: Let’s just say we have a plan.

Pitch: That's right.

Crew except Bartholomew: (Confused) A plan?

Ozzy: Me and the others were told of this plan.

Mates except Ozzy: (Agreeing) Yeah. (Yes.)

Dijon, Starscream, Liquidator, Bartok, and Fat Tony: Tell them.

Rasputin: So they can understand.

Merlock: My group and I plan to kidnap the Grand Duchess Anastasia and her husband, Dimitri, of the Romanov Clan.

K. Rool: And persuade them into telling us where the Stallion Eight’s group and Prime's hideout is.

*(The crew is now starting to become convinced by the plan)*

Wes: No shame in making once-in-a-lifetime ultimatums.

Hades: And when they tell us, we’ll maroon them both....

Megatron: Find those bratty flesh boys, Prime, the little brother of one of them, and their electric rodent and friends....

Pitch: And kill them and their friends.

Merlock's group: And as we promise, we’ll leave Neverland for good!

*(The crew cheered a bit. After Pitch accepted his Napoleon Bonaparte-like hat from Myotismon and putting it on, Merlock and Negaduck threw their own capes in the air and, with the rest of Merlock's group, then started singing)*

Merlock: **From the brains**

**That brought you**

Skurvy: **The Cannibal Cove Caper**

Hades: **The heads that made headlines**

**Throughout all of Neverland newspapers**

Pitch: **And wondrous things like**

**The Mermaid Lagoon job**

K. Rool: **That cunning display**

**That made Neverlanders sob**

Megatron: **Now comes the real *tour de force***

Negaduck: **Tricky and wicked of course**

*(Bartholomew took another beer-like rum bottle and while refilling repeatedly, drank it all up from his mug)*

Merlock's group: **Our earlier crimes**

**Were fine for our times**

**But now we’re at it again**

**An even grimmer plot**

**Has been simmering**

**In our great criminal brains**

*(As the crew sang this next, Mimi then quickly changed into her navy blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, a navy blue knee-length business skirt, and black high-heeled shoes, along with her black stockings)*

Crew: **Even meaner?**

**You mean it?**

**Worse than the widows and orphans**

**You drowned?**

**You’re the best of the worst around**

**Oh Merlock's group**

**Oh Merlock's group**

**The rest fall behind**

**To Merlock's group**

**To Merlock's group**

**Neverland’s greatest criminal minds**

*(Then Pitch played on a harp with the rest of Merlock's group standing next to him)*

Pitch: Thank you, thank you.

K. Rool: But it hasn’t all been champagne and caviar.

Negaduck: Yes.

Merlock: We’ve had our share of adversity.

Hades: Thanks to those miserable second-rate brats, the Stallion Eight and their group!

Megatron: And Prime!

*(They leered at the pictures of the Stallion Eight's group and Optimus on the wall, covered with darts)*

Crew: Boo!

Merlock: (Fake sobbing) For years, those insufferable brats and their allies have interfered with our plans.

Pitch: (Fake sobbing) And we haven’t had a moment’s piece of mind.

Crew: Aw….

*(Bartholomew then briefly sobbed uncontrollably a little)*

Hades, Skurvy, and Negaduck: But all of that’s in the past!

Merlock: This time, nothing, not even the Stallion Eight's group....

Megatron: And Prime, can stop us!

Pitch and K. Rool: Indeed!

Merlock's group: All will bow down before us!

Crew: **Oh Merlock's group**

**Oh Merlock's group**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

**To Merlock's group**

**To Merlock's group**

*(Then all of a sudden, Bartholomew finally sang out loud drunkenly)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly) **To those seven and Popple**

**The greatest Codfish group**

*(He hiccups. Suddenly, Merlock's group spits their wine, or Energon Juice for Megatron's case, they were drinking in horror on what Bartholomew said. Even Popple and the crew were shocked)*

Legs: Uh-oh.

Knockout: His loss.

Dijon, Iago, Fidget, and Bartok: Not good.

*(Merlock's group then turned to Bartholomew in anger and got up to him)*

Pitch: What was that you said?!

*(Bartholomew hiccups again)*

Merlock: What did you call us?!

*(The pirates tried to stand up for Bartholomew)*

Hare: He didn’t mean it, Sirs!

Louie: It was just the slip of his tongue.

Popple: Even though I hate being called a Big Mouth...!

*(Ignoring them, Megatron and Negaduck both savagely grabs Bartholomew by the neck rim of his shirt while they and the rest of Merlock's group yelled at him)*

Merlock's group except Popple: WE ARE *NOT* A CODFISH GROUP!!

Rocksteady: (To Merlock's group) Of course you’re not! *(To the pirates)* Right?

*(The crew agreed)*

Bebop: You’re great pirates.

Johnny: That's right, great pirates.

Louie: Yeah. Great great pirates.

Rumble: The best!

Popple: And I, myself, am also a great Shadow Thief! So come on, spare...!

Merlock's group: Silence!

*(Merlock, Skurvy, and Pitch set up the plank and Megatron and Negaduck, with Hades and K. Rool's help, hangs Bartholomew on the edge by the back of his shirt's neck rim as the crew watched)*

K. Rool: Oh, my dear Bartholomew.

Pitch: I’m afraid you have gone and upset us.

*(Hades and Megatron respectively pulled a bell and whistle out with evil smirks, with the rest of Merlock's group also smirking evilly in agreement)*

Hades: You know what happens when someone upsets me, the rest of Merlock's group members, or Popple, right?

Megatron: Major, deadly, consequences.

*(Popple and the crew, except Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas who smirked evilly in agreement at this, got shocked on this, for they knew what would happen to unfortunate crew members like Bartholomew. Hades rang the bell while Megatron briefly blew his whistle and a giant black furred three-headed evil looking dog with red eyes and a panther-like tail and a giant male muscular-shaped robot with a red armored torso, a dark gray armored pelvis and forearms, a gray armored head, a green armored right leg, a gold armored left leg and lower arms, and green glowing optic-like eyes and mouth, which is programmed as both a vacuum and grinder, slowly emerged from the water, ready to grab Bartholomew with their respective three jaws and vacuum/grinder-like mouth and eat him. They are Cerberus and Devastator, Ruggedo's group's pets)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly) **Oh Merlock's group**

**Oh Merlock's group**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

*(He hiccups)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly) Oops. Oh, dear.

*(He resumed singing as Devastator picked him up with his fingers as Popple and the crew looked on in horror with the bumbling members covering their eyes, the Cassettecons changed back to their cassette tape forms and hid in Soundwave's compartment, and Merlock, Negaduck, Pitch, K. Rool, and Skurvy whistled calmly, Megatron, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas stood back in calm evil smug silence, and Hades puffing his cigar, with Fat Tony, calmly concerned with Popple and the crew, puffing his cigar a bit in concern)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly) **To Merlock's group**

**To Merlock's group**

**To Merlock's group**

**To Merlock's group**

**Neverland’s greateeeeeest….**

*(Then with a powerful off-screen suction and grinding, followed by four off-screen tears and gulps, Devastator and Cerberus ate Bartholomew and Cerberus was heard licking their three lips a bit. Popple and the crew calmed down and looked shocked still while the Cassettecons emerged, changing to their robot forms, as Merlock, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, K. Rool, and Skurvy petted Cerberus and Megatron petted Devastator while Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas watched, with Fat Tony, looking calmly shocked, dropped his cigar, when he noticed it on the deck floor and crushed it quickly (Imagine the bumbling crew members giving the shocked expression Spongebob and Patrick made after their Patty Wagon got eaten by the Frogfish and then the Frogfish getting eaten by the Giant Eel from “The Spongebob Squarepants Movie”))*

Hades: (Baby talk) Oh, Cerberus, our precious, our baby.

Negaduck: (Baby talk) Did Daddy’s sweet beast enjoy his tasty treat?

K. Rool: (Baby talk) Confirm you did.

Megatron: (Agreeing) Tell them.

*(Cerberus and Devastator respectively replied with four burps and left. Merlock's group then puts the plank away and went over to the front of the mast again and spoke to their crew)*

Pitch: We expect there will be no interruptions.

Merlock, Negaduck, Megatron, K. Rool, and Skurvy: Exactly.

Hades: Now, as we were singing....

*(He, Merlock, Hades, Megatron, Pitch, K. Rool, Skurvy, and even Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas motioned the bell and whistle briefly and the crew snapped out of their shocked looks and resumed their song with their captain's group)*

Crew: **Even louder**

**We’ll shout it**

**No one can doubt**

**What we know you can do**

**You’re more evil than even you**

*(Soundwave and his Cassettecons suddenly stopped singing and dancing, or just dancing for Ravage and Laserbeak's case, upon noticing something in the sky and went up to the crow’s nest)*

Crew: **Oh Merlock's group**

**Oh Merlock's group**

**You’re one of a kind**

**To Merlock's group**

**To Merlock's group**

**Neverland’s greatest criminal miiiiiiinds**

*(As the song concluded, Soundwave and Rumble suddenly shouted and got Merlock's group and the crew’s attention)*

Soundwave: Megatron, everyone!

Rumble: The Stallion Eight's group and Prime, ahoy!

*(Hearing them, Merlock's group and the crew got surprised)*

Merlock, Hades, Negaduck, and Popple: What?!

Pitch, K. Rool, and Skurvy: Fire away!

Megatron: What are the coordinates?!

Soundwave: Three points off the starboard bow!

*(Even Jafar and Iago noticed what Soundwave and Laserbeak are pointing at and pointed it out to Merlock's group)*

Iago: Take a look!

Jafar: Up there!

*(Merlock pulls his telescope out and looked to see the Stallion Eight, the Powerpuff Girls, and Optimus' groups flying towards Neverland from afar, and they have the London group flying next to them)*

Merlock: My gosh, it is the boys' group!

*(He hands Hades, Megatron, Negaduck, Pitch, K. Rool, and Skurvy the telescope and they saw them too)*

Megatron: And Prime!

Hades: Heading this way with some more bratty kids.

Skurvy: And more creatures.

Negaduck, Pitch, and K. Rool: Indeed!

*(Merlock's group turned to their crew)*

Merlock, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, K. Rool, and Skurvy: All right, our hearty crew!

Megatron: Look alive, battle stations!

Popple: You heard them!

*(Fat Tony's gang, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and the crew scattered into their battle positions, with Ratigan and Drake using their own mechanical wrist devices to instantly change into their own new attires and Mimi, Tirek, Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and Sombra transformed into their different forms. Ratigan's new attire is a jet black helmet-like mask with a deep yellow zigzagged stripe on the forehead, three bones, one tied to the forehead and two dangling from a rope on either side of the mask, glowing gold yellow eyes, complete with green bags underneath, a small, tan, rectangular nose, thick red eyebrows that appear dark, red lips, and sharp fangs, a jet black jumpsuit with fiery red lines on the sides, a red cape, jet black gloves with sharp claws, and jet black boots with sharp claws, and a black armored rat tail sticking out of his rear. This is his alter ego, the Phantom Mouse. Drake's new attire is a a light purple and yellow patterned helmet-like mask that resembles Majora’s Mask, a blackish red cape, a blackish purple long-sleeved jumpsuit with yellow, red, and green line designs on the side, dark orange gloves, and dark red boots. This is his alter ego, the Penguin Yokai. Mimi's new form is a giant female arachnid-like creature with six very long black legs, an upside-down eyeless, three-dimensional face, and now wearing her yellow sleeveless dress with the white polka dots, yellow and orange block/gear-like earrings, a light green block-like bracelet on one of her right legs, black stockings, black shoes, and pink rouge. Tirek is now a male centaur-like creature with a moderate raspberry upper body and face, a black torso, neck, and head, a bull-like face, big charcoal gray horns on his head, black eyes with light yellow pupils that lack visible irises, a charcoal gray lower body, and a light phthalo bluish gray tail, beard, and hooves, but still wearing his nose ring, necklace, and cuffs. Chrysalis is now a female pony-like creature with a twisted unicorn horn, a pair of tattered insectoid wings, and stands as tall as Princess Celestia. In addition, she has a sharp pair of fangs and dark green eyes with elongated oval pupils. She has a teal mane and tail, blue-green chitinous plating over her midsection, and she wears a small, black crown tipped with blue orbs. Her voice has a distorted echoed quality, as if two voices are speaking slightly out of sync. This trait is not carried over in her subsequent appearances. Her legs, mane, and tail are full of holes, and her limbs and torso are very slender. Like other non-pony characters, she has no cutie mark. Her wings, full of holes like her other body parts, end in sharp points instead of curves (like those of actual insects); When they flap, they generate a buzzing sound. Cozy Glow is now a young female Pegasus pony with a pinkish gray coat, a curly pale, light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray mane and tail, moderate scarlet eyes, and a cutie mark of a red rook. And Sombra is now a male dark gray unicorn with a black spiky mane and tail. Unlike regular unicorn horns, which match the pony's coat color and are straight and segmented, his horn is curved, smooth, sharp at the tip and it gradients from dark gray to red. He has sharp teeth with two visible fangs unlike other ponies and red (Green when younger) irises, but most often his otherwise white eyes appear green and have a purple mist emanating from them, which disappears both times he is attacked. He wears silver armor on his legs and neck, a crown with horn-like points on his head, and a red cape that covers his flank. When his flank is shown briefly in Princess Celestia's flashback, he has no visible cutie mark. When he is turned to shadow in the flashback, only his head remains, and when he returns as an amorphous black cloud, only his eyes are visible at first)*

Frenzy: Oh, yeah!

Rumble: Time to crack the nuts up above the sky!

Enemy: One of them being the Ketchup boy!

*(Merlock's group and Popple turned to the mates in excitement)*

Merlock: We got them this time, guys!

Ace: Indeed!

Wes: This is getting exciting for me, palsies!

Iago: HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE ASK OF YOU, WEASLEY?!!!

Starscream: (Muttering) Inside voice.

Pitch: (To Wes, ignoring Starscream) Stop calling us "Palsies."

Wes: (Apologetically and happily in a sheepish way) Sorry.

*(Merlock's group turned to Fat Tony's gang, Bonecrusher, Drake, Ratigan, Soundwave, and Shockwave as they prepared a huge cannon)*

Merlock's group: Man the Long Tom!

Soundwave: (To Merlock's group) As you command. *(To the Cassettecons)* My henchmen, come!

*(The Cassettecons join him)*

Soundwave: Operation; Long Tom.

Talking Cassettecons: (Saluting) Right!

*(Ravage and Laserbeak roars and caws a bit in agreement. With Merlock's group, they turned to the mates again)*

Hades: We’ve waited years for this!

Megatron: Way more!

Negaduck: Long enough even!

Panic: That’s not counting the holidays, either.

Dijon and Megavolt: Yep.

Snake: Ssssssuch assssss Chrisssssstmasssss?

Fidget, Bartok, and Meowth: Or Halloween?

*(Merlock's group turned to Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Shockwave, Bonecrusher, Drake, and Ratigan, and Fat Tony's gang again)*

Merlock's group: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

Mates: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

*(Merlock's group looked through Merlock's telescope again to see the Stallion Eight, Optimus, and Powerpuff Girls' groups up on a faraway cloud with their new London friends, showing them Neverland)*

Merlock: What a sight!

Hades: Indeed.

Megatron: With them distracted....

Pitch: (To himself) We’ll pot them like sitting ducks! *(To Negaduck)* No offense.

Negaduck: None taken.

*(They call out to the crew)*

Merlock's group: All right! Range 42!

Megavolt: Range 42!

Merlock's group: Elevation 65!

Megavolt: Elevation 65!

Bushroot: (To Megavolt) Stop repeating them.

Merlock's group: (Ignoring them) Three degrees west!

Megavolt: Three degrees west!

Quackerjack: (Through gritted teeth) They said stop repeating, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Annoyed, through gritted teeth) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Knockout: (Through gritted teeth) Ix-nay.

Merlock's group: (Ignoring them) Steady now! Steeeeaaadddyyyyyy!!

*(Noticing that they are now ready to fire the cannon, Popple, who stopped shouting with Merlock's group, and the non-serious mates covered their ears, knowing how loud the cannon is)*

***Coming up: The Stallion Eight's group and their friends meet the Lost Justice Ducks and after Buttercup and Butch tried to kill May's group, the two will face the consequences. Then afterwards, the Stallion Eight's group and their friends, including their London friends, surprise May's group with a welcome gift in the form of a cottage for them to sleep in next door to their hideout, and then later meeting a certain wife of Optimus'.***