recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
The beast that sports the teat

The beast that sports the teat is supposed to represent poor parenting. As the beast puts it they "make more beasts" possibly meaning that their style of parenting corrupts the child into becoming more corrupt officials (such as the beast that keeps the peace, who represents police brutality or the beast who chops down trees, who represents how our materialism will destroy the planet) in the future (or more beasts).
Treatsforbeasts (video)

The Treatsforbeasts video begins with the character Chauncey (a puppet made of sex toys resembling a mouth and hands with a sock for a body) rolling around in a babies’ rolling chair and watching obscure cartoons and shows on TV. The cartoons and shows have satirical, comedic, religious, and disturbing overtones…but to Chauncey and his Dad, this is normal. After a while of the cartoons and Chauncey eating a sausage and then throwing it up, the cartoons inspire Chauncey to ask a series of philosophical questions to his Dad. The questions involve what happens after death, the meaning of life, and Chances asking about his identity and why he’s different. His Dad reveals that Chauncey is the son of a sock, and responds with atheistic answers and the conversation becomes very existential, mixed with humor in a comforting way. The episode ends with Chauncey’s Dad sending Chauncey to watch more cartoons. After this, the Dad opens the blind, and sees the ocean outside of the house. Then he closes the window, and the video ends.
Homunculi

Homunculi are born from the combination of extreme alchemy practise and dark magic. Most laws prohibit the practise of creating Homunculi, though some still welcome them as a race, some are outlawed and treated as lower class and seen as impure.

Only a handful of people know how to create a Homunculus. It’s a process that doesn’t alwys go to plan. Lower quality created Homunculi are often terribly deformed and suffer from numerous other issues including a short life span, a low mental ability or inexplainable supernatural happenings.

Homunuli that are created successfully are often not very deformed, they may even appear very good looking though may not feel strong emotions. It’s not uncommon for Homunculi to have pale red or bluish skin.

Homunculi are often a lot stronger than their base race (a base race being the race they were before undergoing the Homunculus procedure). A human turned Homunculi may often be more than three times stronger and smarter. Very well made Homunculi can blend into a crowd without being noticed. They make excellent scholars or soldiers and live far longer than their base race’s average lifespan, they also appear young until their body eventually begins to decompose and rot as their reanimated living parts die off.

Undergoing the procedure would almost erase the host body’s memory. It’s often preformed on a fresh dead body. It’s not known if it would work on a living body.
Shim Hae-Yong

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BASICS

**FULL NAME**

shim hae-yong

**NICKNAME/S**

**AGE**

**BIRTHDAY**

**SEX / GENDER**

**NATIONALITY**

**ETHNICITY**

**SPECIES**

**OCCUPATION**

**STATUS**

APPEARANCE

**HAIR COLOUR**

**EYE COLOUR**

**TATTOOS**

**PIERCINGS**

**MISC MARKINGS**

**MODEL**

MAGICAL INFO

**MAGIC TYPE**

**PRINCIPALITY**

**SPIRITUAL PARTNER/S**

FAMILY

**PARENTS**

**CREATOR**

**FULL SIBLINGS**

**STEPSIBLINGS**

**HALF-SIBLINGS**

**GUARDIAN/S**

**SPOUSE**

**CHILDREN**

**OTHER RELATIVES**

**PET/S**

AFFILIATIONS

**SIGNIFICANT OTHER/S**

**BEST FRIEND/S**

**FRIENDS**

**NEUTRAL**

**ENEMIES**

**OTHERS**

**ASSOCIATED ORGANIZATION/S**

ETYMOLOGY

**GIVEN NAME/S**

**SURNAME/S**

**MISCELLANEOUS**

TRIVIA

**FIRST CRUSH**

**FIRST KISS**

**FIRST LOVE**

**FIRST TIME**

**SPORTS PLAYED**

**INSTRUMENTS PLAYED**

**MENTAL ILLNESS(ES)**

**CRIMINAL RECORD**

**MEDICAL RECORD**

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Jangmi Dorms

Jangmi Dorms

One of the many EASM student dorms in [capital]. Considered to be a superior dorm by many students, due to its location in the heart of the Jangmi district and its proximity to a nearby railway station. Each dorm space functions essentially as a mini apartment, having all the amenities of a regular apartment. Each dorm apartment is also occupied by up to three students. The ground floor serves as a common room of sorts, having various spaces for all students to use.

## Dorms

* Dorm 101
* Dorm 102
* Dorm 103
* Dorm 104
* Dorm 105
* Dorm 106
* Dorm 107
* Dorm 108
* Dorm 109
* Dorm 110
* Dorm 111
* Dorm 112
* Dorm 113
* Dorm 114
* Dorm 115
* Dorm 116
* Dorm 117
* Dorm 118
* Dorm 119
* Dorm 120
* Dorm 121
* Dorm 122
* Dorm 123
* Dorm 124
* Dorm 125
Vündah

The polytheistic religious belief of 9 deities. A vast majority of the population of the world believe in this system, some more committed than others. Many believe the different deities (of sometimes different names) each control different aspects of life and manipulate fate doing so.

Qaynor - God of light, sky, happiness, politics knowledge and wisdom.

Silee - Godess of birth, life, sleep, race, family, stability, love and beauty.

Keensus - God of Urt, water, weather, healing, cooking, creatures, vegetation, agriculture and gatherings

Kirst - God of deceit, war, death, sickness and fire

Kezza - Godess of darkness, sex, seduction, abuse and parties

Pollo - Godess of arts, craftsmanship, peace and justice

Aspecies - God of hunting, utilization, luck, innovation and travel.

Wemble - God of fortune, economics, trading and bartering

Lupit - God of illusion, thievery, greed, dreams and nightmares.

Saints

Saint Cesos

Saint Peter
Gildie

## Gildie i Zakony

W świecie Ofialosu nie brakuje różnego rodzaju gildii, zakonów czy bractw (albo nawet kół gospodyń wiejskich). Niektóre mają szczytne cele, inne po prostu zrzeszają osoby o podobnych zainteresowaniach, jeszcze inne oferują szybkie źródło zarobku. Duże gildie mają wpływy na równi z polityką państw, dlatego lepiej siedem razy się zastanowić, niż zrobić sobie wroga z całej gildii. Każda gildia ma pewien rodzaj inicjacji, czy to egzamin, czy to test, czy zwykła wpłata na konto gildii. Zdecydowana większość pobiera też opłaty od członków na rozwój. Warto kilka razy się zastanowić do jakiej gildii chce się należeć, nim się przyłączycie (każda postać może się przyłączyć od innej, nie ma też limitu w ilu gildiach można być, chyba że kodeks gildii stanowi inaczej). Gracze mogę też otworzyć własną gildię, oczywiście pozyskując wcześniej pozwolenie od lokalnych władz.

Do zakonu trudniej się dostać, a na pewno jeszcze trudniej się z niego wydostać bez szwanku. Są to grupy osób które wierzą w jeden, ten sam cel, i poświęcają się jemu. Złożenie ślubów w zakonie wiąże się z wysoką odpowiedzialnością, ponieważ żaden zakon nie będzie pobłażliwie patrzeć na kogoś kto łamie ich obyczaje. Można oczywiście współpracować z zakonem, nie będąc jego częścią, jednakże trzeba się liczyć się z tym że ta współpraca różnie może wyglądać.

## Zakładanie własnej Gildii

Wymagane przynajmniej 5 członków oraz przynajmniej jedna siedziba (siedziba musi posiadać pomieszczenie „główne” w której przebywają członkowie oraz przynajmniej jedno pomieszczenie administracyjne). Gildia musi mieć nazwę oraz symbol, i przynajmniej jedno założenie [np. pomoc potrzebującym, zabić wszystkie gobliny, itp.]. Koszt założenia Gildii to zazwyczaj 2 lub 3 złote monety (zależy od Państwa), taka Gildia ma zasięg globalny.

## Znane Gildie:

* Frygg
* Górnicy Fal
* Taran
* Ugryziona Tarcza
* Veneficium

## Znane Zakony:

* Młot Wśród Chmur
* Kawki
Lakou Wiki

To wiki o książce Lakou

## Dobrzy bohaterowie

Lakou

Szaper

Junior Lakou

Trink

LPWWKj

Armia Trinka

Posłaniec

Pani Lakou

Steve

Alex

## Źli bohaterowie

DK9WJ

Edek

Edward

Steve cyborg

Lakou cyborg

Szaper cyborg

Alex cyborg

## Roboty z armii Trinka

Gaduła

Wiesiek

Marysia (Nie od początku)

Edgar

Innocenty

Randolf

Abraham

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Jaffrey

**jaffrey** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded to YouTube on 11th October 2011.

## Plot

The video depicts a fictional television series called "Jaffrey".

"Jaffrey"'s entire plotline is that the main character, presumably Jaffrey himself, is in conversation with a second, currently unnamed character. Said second character, a brunette, asks Jaffrey the same three questions every episode. The brunette first catches Jaffrey's attention by saying his name, to which Jaffery replies with a short, inane laugh. The brunette then asks Jaffery if he "does drugs", to which Jaffery replies with a short, inane laugh. The brunette, appalled by this answer to her question, yells out Jaffery's name in shock, to which Jaffery replies with a short, maniacal laugh.
Confused about my afterlife (i don't know the rules)

**confused about my afterlife (i don't know the rules)** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

I just want you to love me

So many questions for you

I'm just confused about the... about... my afterlife

I don't know the rules

Do you love me?

How can I be so sure?

I don't know if you'll meet me

* indecipherable\*

I just need you to know me

I want to go on a train far away, I want to go on a train far away

## Lyrics meaning

Stuttering, the singer describes his confusion about the afterlife.
If I were a tree

**if I were a tree** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Da da da da, da doo doo doo

Da da da da, da doo doo doo

Skoo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Tell me all the things I must know

I must be so many things

I must know all about \*indecipherable\*

My friend, the Jesus man

Oh

If I were a tree

I'd cut myself down

So I could be

In heaven again
Mom ordered ants for my birthday

**mom ordered ants for my birthday** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded to YouTube on 21st June 2010.

## Plot

The video starts with a boy saying that his mother has ordered ants for his birthday. His mother then tells him to "eat them, keep them, please them, tease them, freeze them, adhere them to my husband's prostate". This repeats three times, the fourth time though the boy gets distorted. The reason for this is unknown.

## Trivia

* It is unsure what the video represents, but it is thought to be a representation of the mother getting back at her husband, by allowing her child to dangerously insert an ant inside his anal prostate, and not what the child actually wants.
* Also in the video, the child looks slightly concerned or uncomfortable, possibly representing he doesn't want to partake in this.
Sucking on a eucharist

**sucking on a eucharist** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

White eucharist

Chewing on a white eucharist

White eucharist

White...

It's in my mouth, it's getting soft

It's sticking to the roof of my mouth

I'm sucking on a eucharist, I'm sucking on a eucharist

I'm sucking on a eucharist right now

I'm sucking on a eucharist, I'm sucking on a eucharist

I'm sucking on a eucharist right now

It's like Jesus \*indecipherable\* who pray to the Lord

I will suck on it \*indecipherable\* Jesus \*indecipherable\*

I DON'T CARE!

I DON'T CARE!

I DON'T CARE!

I'll take off my skin for my the man I adore

Jesus the Christ, who knows my name, he'll tell me everything I need to survive

Life is so precious, because I have Jesus \*indecipherable\*

Let me give you a pamphlet about the Lord and his son

* indecipherable\*, and I can give you eternal life, or cast you to the fires of hell for eternity

You will if you live your entire life an absolutely phenomenal person

You will still burn in the fires of hell

You could rape 27 children each day your entire adult life, and five minutes before your death you simply ask for forgiveness and you are granted entry into heaven

To enjoy eternal life with all your friends, and all your enemies, perhaps, if they were Christian enemies

I know it sounds like an oxymoron, but it is true

You could make a friend, or two
Seriously ethnic people

**seriously ethnic people** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Ethnic people

Seriously ethnic people

Ethnic people speak a different language

Ethnic people have a different word for things than I do

But ethnic people understand the importance of the man

Call him what you will, his name is Jesus, and he's here to stay

Call him what you will, and he saves men

You can pray any language you know

Or even ones you don't

You can pray in Braille, or in sign language

Jesus is a master translator

It doesn't even matter if it's real

He's just like, "Okay, I understand"
Family tree

**family tree** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Teach me all about my family

My family tree

I want to know the history

I want to know about me

Because I'm all about branches

* indecipherable\* the branches of the tree

I find my family

Has abandoned me

That's perfectly fine with me

I prefer abandonment any day of the week

You can leave me in a pile of mud

You can leave me neck-deep in a pile of crud

I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

I don't care because

I know a man who will take my hand and take me to the promised land

Eternal salvation
The beast that makes the fleece

Clouf-Booter: An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!
Uncle chris

**uncle chris** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

A refreshing time

I'm cycling down \*indecipherable\*

I drank a Coca-Cola with an uncle, mine

We spoke of life's ups and downs, and we ate a bowl of chips

He explained to me the mysteries of eternal life

I said "Uncle Chris,

What is all of this?

Oh, Uncle Chris

Explain to me the eucharist"

My uncle lives in Cranston, Rhode Island

He's a marine biologist

Actually he works at a gas station

He brings home \*indecipherable\* chips \*indecipherable\*

And we eat it in his basement

We drink a cola drink and he tells me everything

Uncle Chris

## Lyrics meaning

The song is about the singer's uncle Chris, who lives in Cranston, Rhode Island, and works at a gas station.
Hymns for Him

**Hymns for Him** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded to YouTube on 1st April 2013.

## Plot

The video features songs by a musical duo named Hymns for Him.

The description reads "*The 1990 self-titled album by religious musical duo Hymns for Him! Just lay back and submerge yourself in the baptismal glory of these Christ-inspired, dreamlike improvisations by vocalist Charles Merriwether and keyboardist Adrian Turcher. Simply one of the most unique and underrated acts of the 80's...*"

## Hymns for Him

### Released

1990 (treatsforbeasts' story) 1st April 2013 (YouTube)

### Genre

Christian music, Christian rock, electronic

### Producer

*Unknown*

* when i was a boy
* he took a rib from the baby pilgrim
* archeology is a crime
* so you want to know about the man
* sucking on a eucharist
* if I were a tree
* walk a mile in his shoes
* ceramic figurines
* goof
* a technical malfunction
* confused about my afterlife (i don't know the rules)
* innocent girl
* jesus t shirt on ebay
* handles full of silk
* seriously ethnic people
* keep me from hell with your jesus hands
* family tree
* gasoline
* take the things i need and put them in a hole
* uncle chris
* use words
Jesus t shirt on ebay

**jesus t shirt on ebay** is song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

I bought a Jesus t-shirt on eBay

I bought it now

I couldn't wait for my purchase to arrive at my doorstep

I removed my eyes with a couple of forceps

That's not true, so I get my t-shirt in the mail

And I wore it every day

I wore my t-shirt every day

I had Jesus on it, and it said

"Everybody look busy, Jesus is coming"

And I thought it was so funny

I wore it to a store

I wore it to a baseball game

I wore it, I wore it to a movie once

I wore it to a cellophane factory tour

I wore it to a Grateful Dead show

Just kidding, that would be satanic

I wore it to a childrens' house

I wore it to \*indecipherable\*

Now I'm (repeat several times) going to wear it to the mall
The beast that cuts the meat

The Beast that cuts the meat, is a beast featured in the Treatsforbeasts video Beasts.

The Beast that cuts the meat is seen pictured with a White Apron, with stains of meat on it.

In the video the Beast exclaims:
"I am the Beast that cuts the meat. Now that they're dead, you can sink in your teeth!"

This Beast is likely a supplier of food for the Beast population.
The meat that the Beast is cutting is unknown.

This Beast may be symbolism for us killing animals to eat, but there is little evidence to support this theory as the only thing that could be kinted to this is the presence of meat.
I me you love god

**I me you love god** is a video posted by Treatsforbeasts. It is a music video, that could possibly be satirizing christian music.

## Description

The description is the lyrics of the song:
"*i me you love god all body blood father bread holy lord glory high power flood martyr fall slay good mighty sword beast save whore gay wrath light child sing naked feast life kill fail burn fire feel let reap tremble kin flesh bed fury slave bowels grave dead*"

## The video

It first begins witha photo of Jordan, then to pictures of the bible. The video then starts with Jordan walking in what seems to be a cornfield, or some sort of field where vegetation is growing. Jordan is seeing wearing a white robe. He comes to a stop, arms extended out, and begins the first lines of the song, singing with his face up to the sky.

After singing the first line, it transitions to Jordan walking in a forest. It then fades to one of his Colleagues dressed as a sheep, eating grass, before fading to Jordan again, sitting atop a rock in the forest. It then cuts to Jordan again, singing next to the forest, outside of the forest, next to the trees.

It then shows the "sheep," being scared and being chased by Jordan, who then kills him, and rips out the sheep's heart, whom upon this, the sheep dies. Jordan takes the sheep's heart, slowly lifts it up to the sky above his head, where it cuts back to a normal, non-bloodied Jordan singing the final lines of the song. It then cuts back again to him, ripping the heart, and drinking the blood falling from the heart. The next scene cuts to Jordan dragging the deceased Sheep's corpse across the grass.

It slowly cuts to Jordan next to a campfire, where the campfire is in front of him, as the sky is a bit dark. After a slow zoom-in, the song drops speed, tempo and sound, and sounds more menacing and scary. In real time, as the fire goes up and the song slows, Jordan slowly looks up at the camera, wide-eyed, before cutting to black, and the video ends.

## Trivia

* This video shows that Jordan can extend his open mouth to ridiculous lengths.
Ruby Fields

The **Ruby Fields** (*Is Kir Ayes*) is a tavern in Red London. It is run by Fauna.

## Overview

The Ruby Fields is a two-storied tavern. It is located close to the street Ves Anash.

Kell Maresh owns the narrow room on the top floor and uses it to store his smuggling goods. He marked the window and door with illegal spells that prevent anyone from finding the room, or even seeing that stairs leading upstairs exist. Kell also connected the room with a symbol—an X—to his private library at Soner Rast so that he can easily travel between the places by using *Antari* magic.

## History

Years ago, Kell made a deal with Fauna to get the room above the Ruby Fields.

In October 1819, Kell visits the tavern to inspect and drop off his newest acquistion, a music box. He falls asleep while listening to the music box's song. The next day, Kell tries to hide at the Ruby Fields because cutthroats are chasing him. However, because a tracing spell was placed on a parcel he received. He then escapes through the window.

One day later, Holland Vosijk tracks back Kell's magic to the Ruby Fields and burns down the tavern, with people still inside.

## Trivia

* Kell rarely enters the tavern through the front door.

## References

1. ↑ *A Darker Shade of Magic*, IX: Festival & Fire, I
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 *A Darker Shade of Magic*, V: Black Stone, IV
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 *A Darker Shade of Magic*, II: Red Royal, III
4. ↑ *A Darker Shade of Magic*, IX: Festival & Fire, III-IV
I traded in my dog for twice the rice

i **traded in my dog for twice the rice** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded to YouTube on 1st March 2012.

## Plot

A figure is seen in a dark place, handing over his dog to a shadowy figure with white eyes in exchange for two servings of rice, saying "I traded in my dog for twice the rice" then the dogs dead with decomposed fur with maggots . Suddenly, everything becomes rainbow coloured, and the voice becomes higher pitched.
Plastic men

"Plastic Men" is a video by the Treats For Beasts channel made in 2012, June.

## Plot

a Siim on all fours (however seemingly a darker color of green) says "Plastic men, women and children want to tickle me in the wilderness. they watch as i caress my exposed spine... i'm ashamed of my own body". this is looped 5 times.

"Tickling" can be a metaphor of sexual abuse. the Siim seems to have ptsd, or some kind of trauma, seen in the line "i'm ashamed of my own body".

The exposed spine could also be a metaphor of the fact they had to expose themselves without consent, or people seeing their pain and simply ignoring it.

The man, woman, and child in the forest tickling the Slim being described as plastic could also be considered a metaphor as to how humans damage the environment via plastic pollution.
Jang Soo-Jin

jang soojin

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BASICS

**FULL NAME**

shim hae-yong

**NICKNAME/S**

**AGE**

**BIRTHDAY**

**SEX / GENDER**

**NATIONALITY**

**ETHNICITY**

**SPECIES**

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**BEST FRIEND/S**

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**OTHERS**

**ASSOCIATED ORGANIZATION/S**

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**GIVEN NAME/S**

**SURNAME/S**

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**FIRST KISS**

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**FIRST LOVE**

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**FIRST TIME**

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Goof

**goof** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

I bought a ticket to the rainbow factory

I put on my big boy boots

And I walked 100 miles to the factory

I was certain my spine would collapse

I bleach my hair for no reason

Now I look like a goof

I cut my finger on purpose

* indecipherable\*

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus

Nose blood all too red

He had holes in his mouth

And a crown of thorns

On his head

I would hate to be nailed to a cross

As a joke, or otherwise

Having holes in your hands

Having holes in your hands

Could make things difficult

How shall you collect water in a tiny bowl made with your hands?

Perhaps to drink out of in a stream

It would leak

I'm a ball scout in my mind

I brought a dolphin from my vacation too

And I went on vacation to the moon

As I \*indecipherable\* in my sleep

And I returned with dolphins
In Reverence for the Holy Coast

In Reverence of the holy coast is a short film made on the 2nd of October, 2011. The film follows the story of a coastguard (played by Tente) who has great respect for the holy coast he resides on.

the directors of this film Nyad Tanst, Fisk Naerse, Pule Teste, Pilk Neerst, Barr Snag, and Lipid Johnson, where all hand selected by Hedonalbrius CanalBrius who has won many previous awards for films such as *Kundun, 1997,* and *Milarepa, 2006.*

The film has captured the love and respect of audiences around the world with its endearing cast, its well-written script (by the famous writer *Fyelt Kest*), its high production, and its enticing story.

***Credits***

**Directors**

* Nyad Tanst
* Fisk Naerse
* Pyule Teste
* Pilk Neerst
* Barr Snag
* Lipid Johnson

**Screenplay**

* Fyelt Kest

**Producers**

* Hedonalbrius Canalbrius
* Lenkeden Kenlenkenkeden
* Bish
* Tist Reapings
* Leel Flid
* Mant Rann

**Camera Operators**

* Krel Rasto
* Nieber
* Sil Brakes
* Punt Pernickle
* Stast Menn
* Parl Zapucci

**Lighting**

* Alit Marrostule
* Kleen Klean
* Trieb Fass
* Bube
* Milg Yarschiff
* Repyest Fulscht

**Editors**

* Cawl Deridiccioni
* Fyult Zicardeneae
* Stard Persuble
* Lanne O'Blast
* Qualar Tast
* Foth Stepsik

**Casting**

* Tente
* Fust Mielteem
* Vrayde Xale
* Kyebb Mentozannis
* Tarl Pi'Hage
* Ae Ton

**Exectutives**

* Fraersch Ranne
* Lask Taffe
* Steve
* Coy Lasagnus
* Bilb Ono
* Riss Koffin

**Production Mangement**

* Vaj Toons
* Keep Mitual
* Radist Tarm
* Maenus Pyuck
* Per Noy
* Dest Lett

**Script Supervisors**

* Rint Slatte
* Forn Cyusk
* Coad Fashney
* Bibble Vunce
* Bot
* Fell Kark

**Set Decorators**

* Dovish Wert
* Norl Elloe
* Skay Wasse
* Pogue Takakis
* Ceed Mubel
* Lamen Nidge

**Wardrobe & Makeup**

* Sharlish Hyan
* Coosk Cran
* Feel
* Ploaca Kudding
* Lelly Nadge
* Sten Fidd

**Stunt Men**

* Make Treste
* Byough Rellis
* Smale Kyuff
* Fyode Feede
* Aste Nyip
* Nagnal Pradresh

**Sound Editors**

* Frabe Coduck
* Pillis Noge
* Fess Koske
* Larb Tarst
* Peefit Conce
* Kess Fucky

**Music**

* Hesk Pote
* Charch Naff
* Pate Awn
* Raste Ory
* Gague Athip
* Toust Ounios

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He took a rib from the baby pilgrim

**he took a rib from the baby pilgrim** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

I was staring at a very special man

He's the one with the holes in his hands

He's the one on the cross

He's the one who's boss

He's the one with the beard

He's the one who's the son of god

I know him as Jesus Christ

You should know him too

I learnt to sacrifice everything I do

Jesus made a crab so he can make you supper

Jesus made tree so he can make you supper

Jesus made me so he can make me supper, and he does on a daily basis

Jesus Christ

He's the one to me

Jesus Christ made a girl for me

He took a rib

He took a rib from the baby pilgrim, and on the third day

He sat up from his tomb sleep, outstretched his arms to the world, and slowly ascended into heaven

He looked out upon the people of earth, and said "I'll return some day", and until then

Spread my word

Make sure you meet a long-haired friend who can play keyboard

Make sure you meet up late in the night in your attic bedroom

Make sure you play on the floor with a microphone

Make sure you record a seemingly endless amount of songs in my name

Maybe then you can achieve Jesus Christ-like qualities

I presume
Ceramic figurines

**ceramic figurines** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Gather me a bundle of sticks, and bring it over to me as soon as you can

I'm constructing a tiny manger to put some ceramic figurines

Go grab a handful of hay from that hay pile

Go grab a handful of hay from that hay pile

I'm going to take a tiny Jesus and place it in the hay

Tell me you've cut a small donkey, or a mule, or maybe a camel or two

I'm constructing a manger, a tiny manger

I will show them to strangers, any old strangers

Come see my miniature manger, \*indecipherable\*

Jesus was born in a manger

It sounds like danger, being in the manger

Could get attacked by a wolf

Not Jesus, he wouldn't get attacked by no wolves

He's impervious to creatures like that, because he made them

With his hands

I bet you could take 25 of \*indecipherable\* Jesus

They would say, "No thanks, I'm not going to buy that Jesus"

I \*indecipherable\* for the son of God, that as that Jesus, \*indecipherable\*

First it was the earth, then it was the trees, and the animals

They made all the animals
Good sandwiches

**good sandwiches** is a video posted by treatsforbeasts, about what can be only described as a sort of comedic ad about "good sandwiches," hence the title. It is also known for its "motto," that being "ensuring a sense of quality. integrity and sportsmanship."

## Plot

A man comes into frame, with a beard and dark circled glasses, possibly a spokesperson or even a creator of the mentioned sandwiches, behind a glass case full of items, where he states "we have good sandwiches, we have the best sandwiches," before it cuts to fade-like transitions of various pictures of sandwiches and bread in lower lighting, before cutting to the man, explaining they "ensure that our sandwiches ensure a sense of quality, integrity, and sportsmanship," before he introduces a customer, holding another sandwich, explaining the ensuring of its quality, integrity and sportsmanship. It then cuts to the glasses-wearing bearded man, only his face is up close with his left view eye on the camera making weird puffing and growling noises.

It then cuts to the man in full frame, moving into position, stating of what they saw, once again, ensuring the motto of quality, integrity and sportsmanship, only when he is about to finish saying "sportsman," he screams and it is high pitched, presumably for a comedic jumpscare. It then cuts to the customer to visit the website and join the discussion. He appears on screen for a few seconds, before cutting to the bearded man, zooming into his face, with a menacing stare, before slowly going out of view behind a wall.

## Trivia

* It is likely it is a comedic video based upon ads.
* The music in the background is "Into the Labyrinth" by Trevor Jones, composed for the 1986 musical fantasy movie Labyrinth.
* The website where it is mentioned to "join the discussion," is more than likely fake, or could have been an actual website at some point.
So you want to know about the man

**so you want to know about the man** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Who is the man that I love?

Who is the man that knows me?

Who is the man I love?

God

Who is the man that I love?

Who is the man that owes me nothing, because he's the one?

God

Jesus is my only friend

I talk to him in the meantime, he'll tell me about my new end

When I'm the one who is dead

He brings me all sorts of friends

His affiliates of the church

I bring him nice men

To die

I am the one who is dead

I am the one who is dead

I am the one who is dead, because I'm in heaven

I'm only kidding I'm here

Here on the \*indecipherable\* planet earth

To tell my new friends about Jesus, in the meantime

So you want to know about the man?

Surely by now you've heard of the man?

He's the one who walks on water, and turns fish into more fish

He's the one who had a daughter

I'm just kidding, he's a virgin

He learned that from his mother

His mother was a virgin and she had a baby

It's because God put sperm inside her vagina

With his brain

Jesus didn't touch any women inappropriately

Only to heal them

Perhaps they had blindness and he made visible eyes

He also built homes before he became a \*indecipherable\* Christ

As a carpenter

He knows how to construct things and he always makes sure his lines are square

He makes sure his lines are square

Carpenter Jesus, you're the one for me

Carpenter Jesus, you're my only

Carpenter Jesus I wish you were here

That's a trick question, because I know you're here

You are everywhere I am
Handles full of silk

**handles full of silk** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

* indecipherable\* full of lice and tourists

Wrap me eight handles full of silk

Wrap me \*indecipherable\*

Teach me rules

* indecipherable\*

Jesus Christ

* indecipherable\*

Ha ha!

A ha!

* indecipherable\*

I will tell him \*indecipherable\*
Beasts

**beasts** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded on 25th November 2014.

## Plot

The video introduces the beast that cuts the meat, the beast that grows the wheat, the beast that makes the fleece, the beast that handles deeds, the beast that keeps things clean, the beast that keeps the beat, the beast that keeps the peace, the beast that likes to preach, the beast that chops down trees, the beast that sails the seas, the beast that must compete, the beast that makes decrees, the beast that loves to teach, the beast that's on TV, the beast with your deceased, and the beast that sports the teat. It is a metaphor for how humans are really greedy and are going to end up destroying the earth.

## Lyrics

I am the beast that cuts the meat - now that they're dead, you can sink in your teeth!

I am the beast that grows the wheat - I make bread to eat it with meat!

I am the beast that makes the fleece - keeps you warm, keeps out fleas!

I am the beast that handles deeds - Yeeaaahh!

I am the beast that keeps things clean - give it a shine, give it a sheen

I am the beast that keeps the beat - shake those hips, lemme see!

I am the beast that keeps the peace - get out of line, and you'll get some of these!

I am the beast that likes to preach - don't face your problems, resort to belief!

I am the beast that chops down trees - they're put here for us, so we can do as we please!

I am the beast that sails the seas - I find new worlds to claim for the beasts!

I am the beast that must compete - it's so much fun to put a thing in a thing!

I am the beast that makes decrees - as long as I smile, I can treat them like sheep!

I am the beast that loves to teach - work on your lines, or you'll work on the streets!

I am the beast that's on TV - I make you think that you need to be me!

I am the beast with your deceased - I make 'em look nice before they go underneath!

I am the beast that sports the teat - I nurse the young so we have more beasts!
Take the things i need and put them in a hole

**take the things i need and put them in a hole** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Sacrifice the things I need in life for you

Sacrifice the ones I love to \*indecipherable\*

Sacrifice the animals to a giant oil machine

Sacrifice a movie with Charlie Sheen

Take the things I need

Put them in a hole

Fill the hole with dirt, and don't tell me where I put the hole

Everything I need you have, for me, and that's why

Oh, Jesus Christ
Hokir

**Hokir** is an inhabitant of Verose and a participant in Arisa Rasora's tournament.

## Physical description

Hokir has a bald head and dark skin. He is missing his right eye, and multiple scars run over his face: two big ones and a smaller one across his head, one on his left cheek, and one on his right one.

## Biography

### *Shades of Magic: The Steel Prince*

Around 1790, the Pirate Queen Arisa Rasora returns to Verose after a lengthy absence and holds a tournament to find a new member for her crew. Hokir enters it alongside eight others and has to watch how Arisa forces one of them to remove himself with her bone magic to make the number of participants even. Afterward, the tournament begins. Hokir's match is the second one and he is paired with Isra who effortlessly defeats him: She propels him into the air with her magic and crashes him to the ground, causing him to lose consciousness.

## References

1. ↑ *Shades of Magic: The Steel Prince*, Issue 1
2. ↑ *Shades of Magic: The Steel Prince*, Issue 2
3. ↑ *Shades of Magic: The Steel Prince*, Issue 3
Felines have nine lives

**felines have nine lives** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded on 8th June 2013

## Plot

The video shows a cat getting hit on the head by a baseball bat, stabbed, poisoned, hanged, shot in the head, run over by a car, electrocuted, put in a microwave and put in a jar of acid. The final clip shows the afterlife.
Archeology is a crime

**archeology is a crime** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

One, two, take it to the ooh

Archeology is a crime, archeology is a crime, archeology is a crime

Certain things just shouldn't be done

Tell me about history, I don't think so

Jesus \*indecipherable\*

Maybe you've heard of it

It's called the bible

It contains ancient rules, ancient stories, and an \*indecipherable\*

Archaeologists are nothing but rude

One, and two, and three, and four, and www.com
Calin Trell

**Calin** is a mercenary. He currently works with Bex Galevans who he would rather kill.

## Physical description

Calin has gray-blond hair. His skin is covered with scars, and he is missing half of his ear because Bex Galevans cut it off.

## Appearances

* *The Fragile Threads of Power*
* *A Friendly Game*

## References

1. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/CwYHjUqPMhj/
2. ↑ File:TFTOP Teaser 23.1.png
Keep me from hell with your jesus hands

**keep me from hell with your jesus hands** is a song by Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Ceremony for the one who's king

Ceremony for the most important thing

Ceremony for the Lord and Saviour

Ceremony for the one who's better

Ceremony for Jesus Christ

He's the one who \*indecipherable\* ceremonies

Ceremony for the who's nice

That's the Christ himself, that's Jesus

Constantly I think to myself

"How can I be a \*indecipherable\* like Jesus?"

Constantly I am reminded of existing self-peril, when I look around people

Keep me from that hell with your Jesus hands

Grasp me with the ones who know the man

He's the man

He's the man

He's the man with the plan

He's the plan, I'm the man

I'm only a mortal man

He's the beam of light at the end of the tunnel of my life

He's the beam of light at the end of the tunnel of my life

When the light goes out

Only kidding, he can't be put out

Thousands have tried, like Muslims, Arabians

Say a "Hail Mary" for me

When I go to sleep

Jesus watches me sleep
Gen

**Gen** is one of Rhy Maresh's royal guards, along with Parrish.

## Physical description

As a royal guard, Gen wears a red cloak with gold fanning over armor, and a helmet.

## Personality

Gen is a carefree man and often convinces his partner Parrish to loosen up; still, he takes his job very seriously. He is also a sore loser.

## Biography

### The *Antari* from afar

In October 1819, Gen plays Sanct with Parrish while they are guarding Rhy Maresh from outside his room. Gen wins twice; when he asks Parrish if he wants to play another round, Parrish declines and goes to the bathroom. After Parrish left, Holland Vosijk arrives and sends Gen away.

### The Black Night

A few days later, Rhy gives Gen and Parrish a few hours off so that they can enjoy his birthday festivities. While they walk along the riverbanks, Gen frowns at a woman wearing men's clothes before Parrish tells him that he spotted a woman with black eyes. Gen only dismisses him, saying that he must have drunk too much. They then see a man forcibly kissing a woman before staggering off.

Gen and Parrish follow the man, and when they corner him, he turns around and reveals his black eyes and blackened hand. The man speaks in an unfamiliar language before ramming his hand through Gen's chest. Gen dies and becomes possessed by the power of the black stone. After Parrish destroys the other host's body, Gen stabs him in the side and cuts off his head.

"Gen" then heads to Soner Rast where he kills a guard. He continues to the royal chambers; just when he arrives, the black stone's magic is dispelled, and he dies anew.

## Relationships

### Parrish

Because Gen and Parrish were both assigned to Rhy, they spend most of their time together. They are close, and Gen often teases Parrish, e.g., for worshipping Kell Maresh.

## Possessions

* **Short sword:** His primary weapon as a member of the royal guard.

## Appearances

* *A Darker Shade of Magic*
* *A Gathering of Shadows* (mentioned only)

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 *A Darker Shade of Magic*, II: Red Royal, I
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *A Darker Shade of Magic*, X: One White Rook, VI
3. ↑ *A Darker Shade of Magic*, XII: Sanctuary & Sacrifice, III
4. ↑ *A Darker Shade of Magic*, XIII: The Waiting King, VI
5. ↑ "GEN is pronounced JEN."
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Kiss papa's mustache

**kiss papa's mustache** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded to YouTube on 16th December 2011.

## Plot

The video revolves around two people, Virgil's father, and Virgil himself. The father asks Virgil to "kiss papa's mustache". Virgil refuses. The father, irritated at this refusal, again asks him to kiss the mustache. Virgil again refuses, and the father tells him to "show respect for papa's mustache". Virgil refuses yet again.

The father then threatens Virgil to spit all over his mustache, as punishment for not kissing and showing respect for "papa's mustache". Virgil tries to prevent this, albeit sloppily and to no avail, as the father spits all over his beautiful mustache. The father yet again requests a kiss on his mustache, Virgil keeps refusing. The father reminds Virgil that "it'll only get worse". Virgil again tries to stop his father from spitting over his mustache, but no dice. The father now just stands there, spitting all over his mustache and more, as Virgil cannot do anything but watch, horrified by what his father has done. Then they go piss on a corpse.
Hymns for Him II

**Hymns for Him II** is a video by treatsforbeasts, uploaded to YouTube on 15th October 2013.

## Plot

The video is Hymns for Him's album Hymns for Him II:

*In staunch and bitter protest of the paganization of All Saints Day, Christian musical duo Hymns for Him released their second album in October of 1993. Enjoy this 20th anniversary, re-mastered edition of Hymns for Him II.*

## Hymns for Him II

### Released

October 1993 (treatsforbeasts' story) 15th October 2013 (YouTube)

### Genre

Christian music, Christian rock, electronic

### Producer

*Unknown*

* let me tell ya 'bout the man - 0:00
* it is right to give thanks and praise - 0:18
* toast - 1:24
* pitch-black camping trip - 3:13
* straight A's - 5:14
* cement father - 7:46
* send him down the nile - 12:05
* you're the one - 13:25
* most likely to succeed - 14:07
* shoe - 16:34
* infinite mistakes i'll make - 18:02
* water park - 20:19
* where did you get that leaf - 22:52
* chinese man - 25:48
* jerusalem - 30:33
* video game with my aunt - 31:55
* bible pages - 32:19
* heaven with a gps - 34:24
* i want to go to heaven - 36:20
* mr johansson's shiny shirt - 40:03
* give me a rash - 42:38
* i'll shake my braids around - 42:51
* candy bar jesus - 45:47
* faces of the children - 47:47
* gray factory - 50:29
* god made the world - 51:31
Use words

**use words** is a song by Hymns for Him, from their album Hymns for Him.

## Lyrics

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Use words
Storytime

**storytime** is a video by treatsforbeasts. It was uploaded to YouTube on 19th January 2012.

## Plot

An adult and a child are sitting together. The adult says that it is storytime, and turns a page in a book. After doing so, he reads two pages, the first of which says "Z is cooking." and the second page says "His windows are steamy." The page is turned again, to a page with an illustration of a tree in the dark. The adult reads "That tree is lonely..." and "perfect for a Siim.", the latter is accompanied by an illustration of a Siim. The adult turns the page again, and a drawing of a man sitting on some stairs and tying his boots is seen. The adult reads "Papa's putting on his boots" from the book, and then reads "We have to leave now" while an illustration of two silhouetted figures flee the scene. The adult then asks the child if he wants to look at a Siim. The child blinks, and the adult responds "Okay".

The Siim is then seen in the darkness, standing near a tree. The Siim extracts smoke from the tree, and feeds it to some baby Siims in a nest.