Quantum Rain

Quantum Rain is a variant of rain affecting the 4th and 5th Dimensions of the Astral Plane. It originates from higher dimensions during periods of high fonk activity. Quantum Rain can have both positive and negative effects on the Astral Environment, including timeline displacement and Wii Motion Plus calibration. Quantum Rain is produced when fonky molecules bond with chonky molecules present in a compound or wave and begin to undulate within an astral field. Some higher dimensional organizations have made efforts to regulate this phenomenon to manageable levels, albeit with significant pushback from various pro-fonk and pro-motion control groups. Quantum rain is shown to affect beings on lower dimensions via occurrences such as deja vu, Wii Motion Plus calibration, existential terror, encounters with non-quantum-particle-based beings, and funk music.

## History

Quantum rain was first observed in the 5th dimension when the 13th Dimensional super group Earth, Wind, and Fire played their first concert in the dimension. Although strange effects at the concert were noticed by many prominent funkologists, it wasn't until Sbigniew Zzymczak was able to properly identify and describe the phenomena that the theory of quantum rain gained acceptance.

Quantum rain was observed for a second time in the 3rd dimension when the Milky Way Galaxy was created after an unidentified 13th dimensional being bombarded the 3rd dimension with Wii Motion Plus calibration signals. The resulting signals (carried through quantum rain), ushered in the galaxy's creation. Consequently, it is imperative that every 13.8 billions years, all beings residing within the galaxy must calibrate their Will Remotes to keep the universe in existence.

## Emission of Energy Leading to Fonkification

The most important fonk element which leads to Wii Motion Plus calibration of extradimensional water (Holy Water). This leads to the calibration of several molecules prone to the Wii Motion Plus and its forces. Given that several elementary particles operate within the confines of the Wii Motion Plus, this causes nearly 100% of all of the contents of the water to be calibrated. Once calibrated, the water provides an optimal energy source for higher dimensional beings. Many fonk musicians, attracted by the peculiar wavelengths of the calibrated water, consume this energy, and through the Law of Equivalent Exchange, they pass some of their fonkifed wavelengths onto the water.

## Energetic Processes

Once fonkified, the higher dimensional frequencies present in the rain are able to influence fundamental universal particles. This results in high levels of energetic instability, causing the fundamental particles to jam and groove until they reach a balanced energetic state. It is this energy release that is harvested and used for several astral processes, ranging from the law of attraction to the Duks-Astertog effect.

## Effects

Quantum Rain has many documented effects. One of these effects is Quantum Calibration, a process in which lower-dimensional particles are calibrated with higher-dimensional Wii Motion Plus devices. This process results in calibrational quantum entanglement and can be very impactful. In areas afflicted with high rates of Quantum Rain, the local flora and fauna show higher levels of fonk within their genetic code such as having four-on-the-floor grooves encoded within their genetic material. In lower concentrations, quantum rain facilitate other astral phenomena like deja vu, non-particle-based astral encounters, and bouts of existential terror among 3rd dimensional lifeforms.

## Affected Areas

Quantum rain regularly affects all dimensions up to the fifth astral level, and rarely effects areas in the sixth. No instances of quantum rain have been documented the seventh astral plane or higher.

## Prevention Methods

Many prevention methods have been observed with varying degrees of success and logistical feasibility. Bans on motion control and funk music have been proposed numerous times with low chances of getting enacted. Guided meditation groups have developed various strategies and coping mechanisms in order to cleanse one's spirit of excess Quantum energy, but these groups have had little success since no one can stop the fonk.

## Controversies

Quantum rain's effects have made it a source of contention among higher dimensional beings. Some believe that for all its negative effects, the process is essential due to the calibrational effects it has. Other believe that the effects on lower dimensional beings are inhumane and cause much ore inconvenience than not having fonk or calibrated Wii Motion Pluses would.