MLP EQG Halloween Special A Simpsons Parody

***Note: This is a parody from The Simpsons episode Treehouse Of Horror IV.***

In a Night Gallery parody, Scootaloo presents three more tales of terror: The Devil and Big Macintosh: Big Mac sells his soul to the devil for a donut.Terror at 5½ Feet: Scootaloo witnesses a gremlin taking the school bus apart, but no one believes her .Scootaloo's Dracula: Principal Celestia is a vampire, and she turns Scootaloo into a vampire.

## ACT ONE

 *[The title sequence is as usual for Halloween episodes. We sweep through Canterlot Cemetery and see more amusing tombstones, then cut to a special Halloween couch gag. The rest of the credits roll, in dripping green letters.]*

 *[Scootaloo wanders through an art gallery, with many scary paintings of the Equestria Girls behind her.]*

**Scootaloo:** Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that--

**Granny Smith:** Scootaloo! You should warn people this episode is very frightening. And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds" broadcast on NPR, hmm?

**Scootaloo:** Yes, granny

**Granny Smith:** Good. Mr. and Mrs. Cake left me in charge to care this baby, Now you hold Pumpkin Cake. I'm going to buy some earrings at the gift shop

*[Granny Smith gives Pumpkin Cake to Scootaloo, who sighs.]*

**Scootaloo:** The subject of our first painting tonight is the most foul, evil, vicious, diabolical beast to stalk the earth. Of course I refer to--

*[Pumpkin Cake puts her pacifier in Scootaloo's mouth.]*

**Scootaloo:** Mm-mm-mmm! *(spits it out, coughing and spluttering)* The devil...

*[The title "The Devil and Big Macintosh" appears in front of the painting. The story starts on a catwalk. Big Mac is in the crowd.]*

**Announcer:** The next in our fall catalogue, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry cream.

*[We see a model's legs walking down the catwalk, then a pan up to see a donut on top of the legs.]*

**Big Mac:** Ooh, pure genius!

*[The scene fades to Big Mac dozing in the snack room. He wakes up with a start.]*

**Big Mac:** And now to make the leap from dreams to reality!

*[He opens a box of donuts, but it is empty. Lyra and Bon Bon stand behind him.]*

**Bon Bon:** Sorry Big Mac, while you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts.

**Lyra:** Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man for kicks.

*[Outside the plant, Mr. Greenhooves has a donut stuck to the back of his head, and fights off some birds.]*

**Mr. Greenhoves:** Damn buzzards! I ain't dead yet!

*[Big Mac* *returns to his workstation.]*

**Big Mac:** Alright, stay calm. Remember your training.

*[He opens an "Emergency Procedures" manual. Inside, there is a big space with a piece of paper is in it. Homer reads it.]*

**Big Mac:** "Dear Big Mac, I owe you one emergency donut. Signed, Big Mac." Bastard! He's always one step ahead. Oh... I'd sell my sould for a donut!

*[Suddenly, Flim appears behind Big Mac, dressed like the devil.]*

**Flim:** Well, that can be arranged.

**Big Mac:** Flim! You're the devil!?

**Flim:** Ho ho, it's always the one you least suspect. Now, many people offer to

sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifications--