Wowie Murderer

The Wowie Murderer is a name given to a thought to be Wowie serial killer. He has never been caught, and is believed to be very murderous and evil. His identity to this day remains unknown but is thought to be a Wowie murderer. His weapon of choice is a large iron scythe, but is said to have never used it, opting to eat his victims from where they stand. The Wowie Murderer has supposedly killed over 50 million Wo's in recent history, and primarily hunts Wowie women and those who eat a lot of chicken. Eyewitness testimonies have indicated that the Wowie murderer is that of a Wo Pee, somewhere in the age range of 40-60 million years old.

Only one victim of the Wowie Murderer has ever gotten away, a young female Wo Eee named Elephenta, who took a photograph of the killer before running away in the Slendy woods of Wo Eee land. Elephenta has frequently claimed since then that the Wowie Murderer has followed her and left threatening messages talking about burgers with brown sauce, an illegal recipe in the Wo Lands.

The Wowie Murderer has been under investigation since the late Wowie 70s, where he first began his spree of vicious crimes. As of Wowie 2023,000,000,000 all leads to him have gone cold, but sightings have continued and Wowie homocides are reguarly connected to his methods.

## Sightings

* In the Wowie 90s, a young Wo Bee was travelling on the coast of Wo Gee Land, when he was shocked to see a 'smaller than usual' adult looking Wo Pee walking on the beach at dusk with a large sack dragged behind him in the sand. The young Wo Bee called to the man to see if he needed help, and was told to 'Go away or be Wowie Murdered'. The Wo Gee police investigated the incident but found no leads, despite a trail of waste down the path the suspect was taking. This was challenged by the Interworld Wowie Bureau, who accused the Wo Gees of contaminating the crime scene with green goo.
* In Wowie 1985,000,000,000, a Wowie woman by the name of Smee, claimed to have been visited by a 'short Wo Pee male' on her doorstep who asked her if she was interested in 'no insidious agenda related house maintenance' waving his hands. She obliged at first, but then turned him away when he smelled of brown sauce and crackers. This creeped her so much, that she called the police, the male seemed to have vanished on the spot. Later, the police said this was most likely a Wowie Ghost, but later evidence of brown sauce and DNA found that this was in fact the Wowie Murderer.
* In the early Wowie 00s, another sighting claimed that the Wowie Murderer was "buying groceries" and carrying a shopping list. He appeared to be older, but still had his distinct Scythe blade with him. It is claimed he paid for the goods, and left kindly into a family wagon.

## Famous Tape Recordings

Recently, an employee of Wo Regus tracked the Wowie Murderer. The employee, nicknamed Wowie Giraffe, noticed that his uncle had a mysterious appointment with the vet. This was most mysterious as he had no animals. According to Wowie Giraffe, his uncle got a phone call the day prior, a scary sounding wo, said this: "Hello, you come vet or your dog be very sick, meet me in my vet practice, it's a cabin located in the middle of the Wowie west forrest". His uncle was terrified that this dog would be sick and forgot that there was no dog to begin with. Wowie Giraffe let his uncle lead him to the cabin. His uncle was greeted by a Wo that looked remarkably like the famous photo of the Wowie Murderer. He listened patiently to what sounded like his uncle being eaten alive. The Wowie Murderer "look-alike" came outside and explained that this was simply a funny joke. The Wowie Giraffe ended his suspicion there. His uncle has been missing ever since. This was all caught on the Wowie Giraffe's tape recorder.

## Potential Suspects

* Wo David Scruve, 44 million year old Wowie janitor with a criminal history of littering. Charges were filed but dropped when Scruve fled and crashed landed into a supernova mid-explosion. Scruve's family later provided an alibi for 2 of the Wowie Murderer's crimescenes.
* Wo Derick Thompson - Wo Derick, in Wo 2004,000,000,000, a 24million year old Wo Pee student at the Wowie University, claimed in a crime seminar to be the Wowie Murderer. He was interrogated by authorities and let go after age resistance magic was ruled out.
* Wowie Murderer - After DNA tracing, local Wo Aae resident The Wowie Murderer was questioned at his home in the late Wowie 90s, but suspicions were dropped when the father of two provided evidence of a 'DNA coincidence', because of his name and 'big misunderstanding'.