Crimvael

**Crimvael** (クリムヴェール, *Kurimuvēru*?), nicknamed as **Crim** (クリム, *Kurimu*?) is an Angel and one of the protagonists of *Interspecies Reviewers*. Ever since being saved by Stunk and Zel, Crim joined them on their quest of reviewing Succu-joints.

## Appearance

Crimvael is an angelic being that resembles a very young human girl with small wings and a broken halo. His blonde hair reaches down to his hips, and is trimmed and parted above the eyes in front. Crim’s outfit is a small white toga with black spats and sandals. He is biologically hermaphrodite, and as such, possess both female and male genitalia.

Crim’s penis has been noted for its size multiple times, and while we don't know its exact size, we know it is significantly larger than Stunk's 16.5 cm (6.5 inch) penis. However, during a limited promotional event at the airing of Episode 2, rulers were given out in reference to the ruler Aloe the Fairy used. At the end of this ruler is a picture of Crim's face with the label "Immeasurable", implying that Crim is larger than the ruler can allow, making it at least larger than 30 cm (12 inches)

It's later shown to be large enough to intimidate even experienced porn actresses and sex workers. It's also seen in the anime to cast a shadow large enough to completely cover the Meidri golem at the golem brothel. And at the Will o' Wisps brothel, where people's genitals are covered by a proportionally-sized bright light, the light that covered Crim’s was depicted as a massive light source; in the manga the light covered his entire lower body, and in the anime it was a tall column of light much brighter and more solid than everyone else's that extended up high and off-screen. Although later it is depicted a bit more reasonable-sized, the light source still made to be between forearm and arm-length. In *Interspecies Reviewers Comic Anthology - Darkness: Review 15*, the censor bar for his genitals is as large and as wide as his whole torso, dwarfing a few of the smaller bunny hybrid Succu-girls.

## Personality

Crimvael is a friendly and timid angel who is easily embarrassed, and slightly naïve. It's heavily hinted at that he is bisexual. He dislikes Zel and Stunk's extreme perversion at times, as well as how shameless they are.

Crim, however, is not disinterested in experiencing pleasure with his female genitals, as seen when he and the gang went to the Genderswap Inn. Here Crim, Stunk, Kanchal and Zel all temporarily became physically girls, and Crim selected a hyena girl as his partner. Hyena girls have penises as well that are even larger than their male counterparts. This lead to a review of 9/10, causing a reoccurring trend with Crim that he prefer it over the usual on occasions. The highest score he's given though was to Demia, - a great mage who's also interested in him and his powers. It's mentioned in *Interspecies Reviewers Comic Anthology - Darkness 2: Review 3* that he likes girls with "a wild side", though despite that and him not being good at being on Top, he found the Myconid Common Puffball to be very enjoyable even though the girl was very submissive.

Crim has also, on occasions, gone to a brothel all on his own, revealing that he does seek out pleasure by himself, rather than always tagging along with Stunk and Zel. The brothel Crim seems to frequent the most is the Fire Dragon's Fem-Flesh BBQ as it's been mentioned that he occasionally smell of coal after he was introduced to the aforementioned brothel. However, Crim seems to be ashamed of the fact he goes to said brothel by choice, as shown in episode 9.

## History

The goddess sneezed in Crim's direction. Her overflowing power sent the angel flying, breaking a chunk of his halo in the process.

## Synopsis

Crim lost a piece of his halo in the forest he fell into. He was then attacked by a monster until rescued by Zel and Stunk. Crim then planned to hang around Stunk and Zel until his halo naturally healed itself, in order to go back to heaven. Revealing his tragedy to the others, Zel and Stunk decided to help Crim in order to go to the heavens and find out if there are Succu-joints there too.

After being saved, Stunk and Zel asked whether Crim was a boy or a girl, where he said he was a male. To treat him, Stunk and Zel brought him to the Meow Meow Paradise, where Crim had sex for the first time with Mii. After that adventure, Crimvael started working at Ale & Eats with Meidri. Sometime later he joined Stunk, Zel and Narugami to review the Birdmaid Eldri.

Crim then went to Nectar with Stunk, Zel and Kanchal to review Fairies, but wasn't allowed to have sex with the girls in there due to the large size of his penis.

## Abilities

Crim is absolutely unsuited for combat. However, as an angel, he have natural resistance to the majority of elemental powers such as fire, light and poison. That said, Crim does not resist physical attacks, and as a divine being, he is weak to darkness.

Not surprisingly considering he originate from heaven, Crim appears to have excellent vision in extremely bright light. In Episode 06, he is able to see everything that was obscured by the Will O' Wisp light; something that even the Will O' Wisps believed to be impossible.

Crim’s only other power of note is his ability to hover in the air, weakly supported by his halo. Overall, due to Crim’s halo being broken, his powers as an angel are limited.

## Reviews

Crimvael has reviewed the following brothels:

## Trivia

* Crim’s name is based off of a sausage dish in Japan, poking fun at his gigantic "sausage".
* Crim’s penis size is by far the largest known from the Reviewers (Stunk, Zel as well as Kanchal) to the point where the fairy brothel had no fairies to choose from in the Nectar.

## References

1. ↑ Settei Sheet
2. ↑ Aloe's Ruler promotional item.