YTP - RWBY, JNPR and the Villains Have Weird and Dirty Dreams

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**RWBY, JNPR and the Villains Have Weird and Dirty Dreams** is a YouTube Poop that is also the fourth side-story of RU🅱️Y.

## Transcript

*In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground as the music turns slower and the rose emblem comes closer, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!*

*Blake is the one shown closer at the end of the intro.*

*The Injustice League is seen enjoying a night of peaceful rest in their room. The scene transitions to Roman Torchwick's dream, in which he contentedly strolls down the sidewalk with all of his swag, wearing a solid gold hat and twirling a gilded Melodic Cudgel, while Neopolitan pulls a wagon filled with sacks of Lien. The two stop at the sight of a tree adorned with even more money bags.*

**Torchwick**: [Metal Gear Solid Alert] What?! More free MONEY! (sighs) Add it to the pile, Neo.

**Neo**: [Nou.]

*Cinder Fall approaches the two from behind, causing Neo to fume at the sight of her.*

**Cinder**: Looking good, Mr. Torchwick. Could I pull your wagon for you, sir?

**Neo**: [No.]

**Cinder**: (O-S) Pardon?

**Neo**: [Prepare to be assimilated.]

**Cinder**: What ever do you mean?

*A black fog starts to surround Cinder, she immediately figures out that is Neo the one who's summoning that fog, as Neo makes an evil grin and maniacally laughs, Cinder starts to scream in pain.*

**Cinder**: Oh no...no...no... Kameeeeeeee!

*The scene transitions out of Roman's dream which suggests that he's being tortured by Neo too, the scene cuts to Emerald Sustrai, in which she is in some random place meeting TheGamerLover. Who is acting like a Meme Machine and starts singing.*

***TheGamerLover**: Meme Machine.*
*Meme Machine.*
*I'm a motherf\*\*king Meme machine!*
*Meme Machine.*
*Meme Machine.*
*Without Memes i will die.*
*Give me the Memes.*
*I need the Memes.*
*I catch the Memes.*
*I spread the Memes.*
*I eat the Memes.*
***TheGamerLover**: (O-S) I ship the Memes.*
*(O-S) Whithout Memes*
**Monika**: Hey! That's-a pretty good-e!

**Emerald**: I'll never watch TheGamerLover videos again. They're dumb.

*Meanwhile, in Mercury Black's dream, Mercury is busting some "stylish" dance moves as Cinder watches in total admiration.*

**Cinder**: That was *breathtaking*! How can I show my appreciation?

**Mercury**: Well my pingas is ***A W F U L L Y T I R E D***.

*Cinder's admiration is gone after that last words, the word "**Halp"** appears and the screen immediately turns black as Mercury haves some Hentai with his boss. Finally, as Cinder herself sleeps with a nefarious grin, she dreams of hovering menacingly over the streets of Vale, her eyes glowing with the power of the clones, and the stormy sky above her split by flashes of crimson lightning.*

**Cinder**: At last, I finally have the full power of the clones! And all because I finallanif I esuaceb lla dna finally got some clones.

*She lowers herself to the ground, surrounded by three copies of herself: one being a Reploid, one wearing glasses and holding a clipboard, and one with a devilishly snakelike grin and two Cinder puppets for hands.*

**Cinder Hyenard**: It's about time you got rid of those THOTs.

**Smart Cinder**: (fast) NowIcanfinallygetdowntosomeseriousevil.

**Creepy Cinder**: (*growling through her Cinder puppets*) [Some creepypasta-like gibberish].

**Cinder Hyenard**: Don't make me laugh! I'm clearly a motherf\*\*king Meme Machine.

**Smart Cinder**: (fast) Holdon,now,I'matleast13%moreevilthantherestofyou!

**Cinder**: SILENCE! It will take 3 clones to beat the original Cinder!

**Cinder Clones**: Mmmm!

*The copies exchange glances to each other. The monstrous copy hisses maliciously before the three descend upon the terrified real Cinder.*

**Cinder**: I mean 4...!

*The three clones turns back disappointingly...*

**Cinder Clones**: Awwww... :"(

**Cinder**: ...suckers. >:D

*Waking up in alarm, Cinder glances to her three henchmen over and over again until Goku stops her, she then hears Mercury's dream and vomits some genderbent shit from **The King of Fighters XIV Dead or Alive Edition feat. Shermie and Guest Characters**.*

**Cinder**: Mmmmmm.

**Mercury**: (*muttering in his sleep*) Cinder, try and figure out robotic pingas massages...

**Cinder**: These guys *are* so bad...(*vomits*)

*Meanwhile, Team JNPR are sleeping soundly in their dorm room on their respective beds. Nora Valkyrie snores upside down on her bed before the scene transitions to what apparently seem to be her dream. There, Ren is on a romantic boat ride with a nice and educated Nora, Ren proceeds to ask her if she can sing a song for him.*

**Ren**: Can you sing for me, Nora that don't eat my pancackes and it's nice with me?

*Nora then proceeds to sing That's Amore.*

***Ren's Dreamed Nora**: When the moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoreeee.*
*The real Nora, which is fat, abusive and merciless, gets in Ren's dream by swimming in the lake while Jaws Theme Song plays.*

*When the moon seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amoreeee.*
*When the stars make a drool, just like pasta fazool...*
*The real Nora comes out of the water and kills her dream counterpart by pushing her to the lake, drowning her.*

**Nora**: That's amoreeehhh!

*The scene then transitions out of Ren's dream, on which Ren screams in horror.*

**Ren**: AHHHHHHH BULLY NORA!!!

*As Pyrrha Nikos sleeps, she dreams of her death against Cinder in the main series.*

**Cinder**: You should've gone trought the head.

*Cinder stands back up and forms an obsidian bow and arrow, she pulls back the arrow, lowering the bow to aim at her weakened opponent and immediately looses the arrow, which plants itself directly in the center of Pyrrha's chest.*

**Ruby**: (O-S) NO!

*Ruby watches in horror as Pyrrha is suffering in a Avengers Infinity War manner.*

**Pyrrha**: Ms.Rose? ...I don't feel so good.

**Ruby**: You're right?

**Pyrrha**: I don't...I don't know what's happening...I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! Ms.Rose please! Please don't wanna go! ...don't wanna go...!

*Cinder approaches her fallen foe and places a hand on Pyrrha's head, using her Maiden powers to flash incinerate her.*

**Pyrrha**: ...i'm sorry...

*Pyrrha instantly ceases all movement and sound, her body glowing orange and then scattering as embers. Her headdress remains in Cinder's hand, and the villain drops it on the floor. This scene is reflected in Ruby's silver eyes, which widen in despair and become filled with tears. Ruby clenches her fists, curls her arms to her body, and then suddenly flings her arms out to the sides, beginning to levitate slightly off the ground. Brilliant white light flows from her eyes as she screams out the name of her dear friend.*

**Ruby**: **PYRRHAAAAAA!!!!**

*The scene then transitions out of Pyrrha's dream, as Jaune sleeps, he dreams having a weeaboo life in Doki Doki Literature Club.*

**Monika**: All right. Everyone brought their poems so Jaune. Can you show us the yours first?

*As Jaune is about to read the poem, the words **Just Pyrrha** appears on the screen, followed by her laugh and the death of the literature club. The screen turns black for a few seconds.*

**Pyrrha**: ...

**Pyrrha**: Hey Jaune!

*The screen immediately shows Pyrrha sitted on a chair followed by a creepy background music.*

**Pyrrha**: I'm SO happy to know that we will be together forever and ever. Wait. There's people watching us? Umm. Hi everyone. Do you want to see a trick?

*The screen comes near to Pyrrha's face, nothing happens.*

**Pyrrha**: Nah. I'm just kidding. I can't do really anything after all. If you gave me some time to pre

*Pyrrha's jumpscare is shown in middle of her talk...*

**Pyrrha**: Did i scare you? Ahaha. You're SO cute.

*In the morning time, Jaune is shown death because of his nightmare while his now-awake teammates watch him thinking that he's still in his sleep.*

**Ren**: Is he dead?

**Pyrrha**: Awwww! Shh! (whispers) Don't wake him!

*Meanwhile, Team RWBY are all fast asleep on each of their beds. Zwei is still awake trying to get up to Ruby Rose's bed. In Blake Belladonna's dream, she is having a nightmare related to the thing she did the other day.*

**Ruby**: AH!

**Blake**: The time has come...(points at her with a gun)...for you to DIE!

*As the screen turns black, a gunshot can be hear, 3 days later, she and the rest of Team RWBY are in front of Ruby's grave as a pissed Yang and Weiss says their last goodbyes to both Ruby and Blake.*

**Yang**: Are you happy now? You killed my sister, Blake. Do you think that was funny!?

**Weiss**: Leave her alone, Yang. Let's continue with our lives. At least Ruby's in a better place right now.

**Yang**: You're right. Farewell, Blake. I hope to see you death soon.

*Back in the real world, Blake curls up her stomach in guilt.*

**Blake**: Ugh, bad fish...

*Meanwhile, when Yang is sleeping, a hand takes her to another dimension and sings to her.*

***A-ha**: Take on me!*
*I'll. Be. Gooone.*
*In a day or twoooooooo...*
*Adam Taurus appears and chases the duo, having no way to escape, they both tries to broke the walls, Yang successfully did it but she hasn't returned to her bed. In Weiss Schnee's dream, she sits in Bartholomew Oobleck's classroom alongside the rest of her team, Velvet, and Cardin Winchester. She raises her hand to answer a question.*

**Weiss**: Oh, oh, I know! The answer is forty-two.

**Oobleck**: WROONNG!!!

**Weiss**: (bewildered) What?! But I-

***5 Minutes Later***

**Baldi**: Now it's time for everybody's favourite subject...MATHS!

**Weiss**: Oh. No thank you, Mr.Bald Hobo. I already know my maths!

*Baldi is in an awkward silence for a few seconds, he then puts the test in front of Weiss.*

**Baldi**: Answer the three questions correctly, and you might get something \*in slow motion\* *speeeeciaaaaal.*

**Weiss**: ...

**Weiss**: ...ok?

**Baldi**: Problem 1: 8 + 2!

**Weiss**: HAHAH! That's-a easy for me! 21!

*Baldi looks at Weiss expressionless, then slaps her across the room.*

**Weiss**: HEY WHAT THE F\*\*K!?

**Baldi**: Problem 2: 0 - 9!

**Weiss**: Oh you got me thinkin' now. \*ding noise\* 1.

*Baldi looks at Weiss expressionless and takes a step forward. Assuming she was right, Weiss starts to celebrate.*

**Weiss**: I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!

**Baldi**: WROOOONNNGG!!!

*He launches the table at Weiss, hitting her. Baldi stares at Weiss for a moment*

**Baldi**: Problem 3: \*snaps neck\* \*garbled nonsense\*

**Weiss**: Hmmmm... I got it! \*reels middle finger at Baldi like a fishing rod, flipping him off\* Oh boy, look at that. Imma getting good at this game.

*Baldi's eyebrows slowly furrow and frowns at Weiss, then goes to his desk to get his ruler, once finding it, he starts to smack it on his hand.*

**Baldi**: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm about to whip somebody's ass!

*Weiss screams in terror, then runs out the classroom. Back in the real world, Weiss squirms in her bed.*

**Weiss**: (muttering) No... not at all... not at all a know-it-all...

*Above Weiss, Ruby sleeps soundly, with Zwei having made it up there. In Ruby's dream, she rides on Zwei like a steed when the **Nyan Cat Theme** is played on the background.*

**Ruby**: Onward, noble Zwei!iewZ elbon ,drawnO

**Ruby**: Onward, noble Zwei!iewZ elbon ,drawnO

**Ruby**: Onward, noble Zwei!

*Ruby jumps off of Zwei as she plunges forward, only to bump into someone tall. She looks up, and notices a much more detailed, cel-shaded version of herself as she holds her leg in pain. Both the Ruby's point at each other.*

**Official Ruby & TGLMU Ruby**: OH MY GOSH UR ADORABLE!

**TGLMU Ruby**: Are you gay?

**Official Ruby**: YES!

**TGLMU Ruby**: (pulls out Crescent Rose) Who're you calling stubby?

*As the screen turns black, a gunshot can be hear.*

**Official Ruby**: Even Crescent Rose is adorable! Oh, you two are so cute, I just wanna f\*\*k you 'til you \*weird noise mimicking cum\*!

*During the censorship, the main counterpart of Ruby jumps forward and haves gay sex with her TGLMU self, who moans beneath her. Back in the real world, Ruby struggles to breathe in her sleep because of Zwei puts his cock in front of Ruby's face, right inside her mouth.*

**Ruby**: Can't breathe...!

*She eventually sits up and takes a deep breath as Zwei bounces off her and goes back to her.*

**Ruby**: (sighs) Zwei, that's the third time this week!

*Meanwhile in the real world, There is an electrical CRACKLE, and a live action Yang (Portrayed by Barbara Dunkelman) falls from the sky and lands in a dumpster. She dusts herself off, climbs out of the dumpster and looks around.*

**Yang**: Eww. This is the worst place yet.

*She cautiously begins making her way down Ventura Boulevard. Pedestrians pass by gawking and pointing at Yang. A frightened Yang lumbers down the street past more wary pedestrians; a stranger in a strange land.*

**Yang**: Omigod… (Terrified whispers)

*Yang looks in a store window who has bumblebee ships in it.*

**Yang**: (happily) Ooh, erotic ships!

*Yang perks up and confidently strides into the store as the end credits appears.*

## Characters

### Major Characters

* Cinder Fall (Also appears in Pyrrha's Dream)
* Mercury Black
* Emerald Sustrai
* Roman Torchwick
* Neopolitan (First appearance, in Torchwick's Dream)
* Jaune Arc (Dies)
* Pyrrha Nikos (Also appears in Emerald and Jaune's Dreams)
* Lie Ren
* Nora Valkyrie
* Blake Belladonna
* Yang Xiao Long (Also appears in Blake's Dreams)
* Weiss Schnee (Also appears in Blake's Dreams)
* Ruby Rose (Also appears in Pyrrha and Blake's Dreams)
* Zwei the Doggo (First appearance, Also appears in Ruby's Dream)
* A-Ha (First appearance, in Yang's "Dream")
* Baldi (In Weiss' Dream)
* Official Ruby (In Ruby's Dream)

### Minor Characters

* TheGamerLover (Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Weegee (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Sanic (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Thomas the Dank Engine (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Aigis (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Zamasu (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Kermit the Frog (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Kanna Kamui (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* John Cena (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Mario (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Thanos (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Elmo (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Link (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Dio Brando (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Gabriela Lotarynska (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Gintoki Sakata (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* The King (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Dr.Robotnik (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Platelet (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Nepgear (First appearance, Cameo in Emerald's Dream)
* Monika (Cameo in Emerald and Jaune's Dream, Dies in the last one)
* Cinder Hyenard (First appearance, Cameo in Cinder's Dream)
* Smart Cinder (First appearance, Cameo in Cinder's Dream)
* Creepy Cinder (First appearance, Cameo in Cinder's Dream)
* Son Goku (First appearance)
* Ren's Dreamed Nora (First appearance, Dies)
* Sayori (Cameo in Jaune's Dream, Dies)
* Yuri (Cameo in Jaune's Dream, Dies)
* Natsuki (First appearance, Dies in Jaune's Dream, Dies)
* Adam Taurus (Cameo in Yang's "Dream")
* Bartholomew Oobleck (Cameo in Weiss' Dream)
* Cardin Winchester (Cameo in Weiss' Dream)
* Velvet Scarlatina (Cameo in Weiss' Dream)
* Android 21 (Cameo in Weiss' Dream)

## Trivia

* It is unknown how Zwei got to find Ruby and Yang since this side story occurs prior to Season 2.
	+ However, it is revealed in Cat-astrophic Shades? That it is his dog instinct what led him to find his "human sisters".

## Image Gallery

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