Dragon Dreams/1

Near the front door of the house.

Buckwheat: Surely the dragons wouldn’t see this, right?

Cheyenne: That’s an oversized barbecue. What do you think you are?

Cole: We’re gonna get weapons!!! Bombs! Dynamite! Firearms, get ready!

Asia: Cole, enough about weapons!

Master Stripes: We’re gonna put more of these barbecue-I mean traps on the dragon tribe camp, and yup.

Buckwheat: Why do we need the Dragon King dead again?

Master Stripes: Cause the Queen said it! It’s a long story, if I’m honest. Her mother was killed by a dragon, after all. I’m not sure who did it but the Dragon King was responsible for the incident, they say.

Glamour: And our hideout is next to a bin of garbage and a doormat?! Great golly!

Buckwheat: At least there’s some of the giants’ food for us.

Master Stripes: Financial issues! The Queen didn’t give us money to build a better one! Just bring me the King’s corpse and we’ll get all the gold and jewels we deserve!

Tiji Island, the Dragon Kingdom.

Cinder: So Dad, one of your soldiers killed Queen Alyssa of Capatica and now we’re hunted by those leopard freaks?!

Grind all: It’s all my fault, if I told the guards the Queen was coming to visit the Dragon Royal Family earlier, this wouldn’t have happened. But you’re getting married today, so hurry up.

Cinder: With who?

Grindal: Princess Darla of the Meadows, remember?

Cinder: Never even heard of her. I hate arranged marriages, I don’t even know who I’m marrying with. Can I take her to a honeymoon?

Grindal: The situation is tense right now, so better not.

Cinder: Pleaseeeeee?

Grindal: Okay, fine! Just don’t go near Unicorn County!

Cinder: What’s so bad about them?

Grindal: We got in war years ago, we won but the unicorns still despise us for it, what a bunch of sore losers.

Cinder: I’ll go get Darla now!

The rooftop.

Darla: Prince Cinder of Tiji Island…ugh, not you! And uh…you see a pink tiger anywhere?

Cinder: Nope, probably just you imagining things, we have to get ready!

The Dragon wedding isn’t in some cathedral, instead it’s on the…backyard of my house.

Spectra: According to the Dragons’ Scroll, I now declare you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride.

Darla: Ew! No!

Cinder still did it anyway.

Darla: Yuck, why did I agree to this.

Both of them see Asia.

Asia: (whispers) Buck, I think they’ve spotted me!

Buckwheat: WHAT?!

Cole: Buck!!

Buckwheat: I’m literally three meters away from you, bro!

Glamour & Cheyenne: How would you dragons deal with the FIVE of us?! Huh?

The dragons gave out loud screeches and howls.

Asia: Buck! Get the dynamite before they fly off! Buck?

Buckwheat: I got the barbecues!

Cole: Buck…WHAT?!?!

They flew off with the pitter-pattering of their wings.

Asia: Buck! We’ve lost them! Get the dynamite earlier next time!

Glamour: We don’t have matches either, so we’re dead.

Cheyenne & Cole: This is a certified bruh moment.

Later, the backyard.

Asia: Buck! Buck! Where are you-WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT-

Buckwheat is gone, all that’s left of him were a pile of ashes and scraps of the dynamite package.

Glamour: A pile of ashes, we’ve lost a colleague and the dragons, great.

Cheyenne: Well, it is HIS fault to bring in the barbecues and bomb the dynamite at his face!

Meanwhile.

Cinder: Enchantments and Spells disguised as a PlayStation Guide Book?! Dad, are you insane??

Darla: We need a teleport spell, or those freaks would come back!

Grindal: I know, poor handwriting, but here it is.

Darla: You know what, I’m taking this bride dress off. \*smacks it at Cinder\*

Cinder: Hey!

Hehe! FIRE BOMB-

It knocked Grindal unconscious.

Cinder: Dad! Dad! Oh my god, no!

Darla: He’s just unconscious, but how are we gonna heave him out of this fire?

Cinder: Now what?

Darla: The only place that’s next to us is Unicorn County, that’s where we have to go! Or else we’ll all be dead!

The dragons fled to Unicorn County’s direction.

Back at the base.

Cole: Master, we have bad news. Buck, he’s gone.

Cheyenne: And the dragon tribe has fled to Unicorn County because of the girls’ firebombs. But didn’t they had a war 20 years ago?

***Next Chapter***