DJ for Life/Câu chuyện

## Sau giờ học, Lớp học học viện Arisugawa

 **Haruna:**Ahem. And so... It's now time to lecture those of you in detention.

 **Haruna:**Kurumi-san! Miiko-san! Today of all days, I expect you to repent!

 **Kurumi & Miiko:**Okay!

 **Haruna:**...? That was easy. Why are you being so agreeable today?

 **Kurumi:**N-No reason? Heehee.

 **Haruna:**Very well. Both of you, I expect you to know why I'm so angry?

 **Kurumi:**Because we used the dry line marker to draw a maze on the field!

 **Miiko:**And we hid a pitcher plant, among the roses in the greenhouse.

 **Haruna:**Don't sound so proud of yourselves... \*sigh\*

 **Haruna:**Please, enlighten me. Why is it that you two are always playing such pranks?

 **Kurumi:**Well, it's no fun to be normal...

 **Miiko:**In my case, I'd do anything to put a smile on people's faces.

 **Haruna:**...That's what I can't understand. What is it about this academy that you find boring?

 **Haruna:**Arisugawa Academy has a long history and tradition. We're surrounded by great teachers and a wonderful group of fellow students.

 **Haruna:**We've been given the opportunity to study and make friends in such a rich environment.

 **Kurumi:**You sound like a brochure from the school... That's why you're the Chairman...

 **Haruna:**Who are you calling Chairman?!

 **Miiko:**I understand what you're saying, Haruna-chan. I really do. And I like everyone at the academy.

 **Haruna:**Yes, that's right! I'm proud to share my thoughts on the matter.

 **Haruna:**I want my beloved fellow students to make the most of their time at the academy...

 **Haruna:**To that end, I can't allow my anyone to threaten the academy's discipline and peace!

 **Kurumi:**Threaten the peace... What are we, monsters? What do you think, Miiko-chan?

 **Miiko:**Well, I like monsters, so I don't mind♪

 **Kurumi:**Hmm... But still... I think Haruna-chan is being unfair.

 **Haruna:**U-Unfair...?!

 **Haruna:**I'm always fair! And I always follow the rules! How can you even think that...?!

 **Kurumi:**Really? Well, you're asking me to give up having fun for the sake of others.

 **Kurumi:**That's super unfair, don't you think?

 **Haruna:**Augh!

 **Kurumi:**(Oops. She's going to flip and tell me to stop being irrantional...!)

 **Kurumi:**E-Er...Haruna-chan? I really didn't mean it...

 **Haruna:**...You may be right, Kurumi-san.

 **Kurumi & Miiko:**...Huh?

 **Haruna:**Instead of trying to put myself in your shoes, I started to scold you off the top of my head. It was unladylike.

 **Haruna:**I should have taken your views into greater consideration...I'm sorry.

 **Kurumi:**Well, no, er...

 **Kurumi:**Come on! You're taking this too seriously! How are we supposed to react if you apologize like that!

 **Haruna:**No, your words truly resonated with me. I'm ashamed of the way I behaved.

 **Haruna:**...In any case, from now on, when I'm administering discipline, I'll try to take your opinions into account.

 **Haruna:**Rules are...meant to make life happier for everyone.

 **Kurumi:**Haruna-chan...

 **Miiko:**So does that mean no lecture today? Alright♪

 **Miiko:**In that case...Kurumi-chan? That "trick" might not have been necessary.

 **Kurumi:**Aack! T-That was...!

 **Haruna:**...?? What are you two looking at?

 **Haruna:**...What is this string? Let me pull it out of the way. \*yank\*

 **Kurumi:**Aack! NO!

 **Haruna:**...AAAHHH?!

 **Haruna:**...B-Both of you... What is the meaning of this...?

 **Miiko:**It's a device called "Drop the Blackboard Eraser!" Using a gear and a string, it drops an eraser on the target.

 **Haruna:**I see... So you were being unexpectedly agreeable today, because you were planning this all along...

 **Kurumi:**W-Wait... C-Calm down, Chairman, okay? Just hear us out...

 **Haruna:**Who are you calling Chairman?! I'm going to lecture you until the very last minute!

 **Kurumi:**Oh, come on, you did it yourself! This always happens!