Mac Guy's Forest

The Mac Guy Forest, otherwise known as Mac Guy's Forest, The Forest, The Forest of the Mac Guys, The Creepy Forest, and The Forest of Misery, is a forest in The PC Guy Empire which contained all 15 000 surviving Mac Guys, with the exception of Mac Guy3135, between Invasion of the PC Guys and The Adventure to Retake the PC Guy Empire. It had a population density of unknown Mac Guys per km2. Due to its proximity to The Falkirk Portal, it has a large variety of tree species.

## Location

The Forest is located entirely within the PC Guy Empire on MAC C. It occupies the northwestern quarter of the empire. It is riddled with paths which only Mac Guys know how to navigate. It is also full of remnants of an ancient civilisation that existed before even The Witch, which was wiped out in The Mass Extinction Event.. It is surrounded by The Peasant's Fields, the Central Grasslands around the PC Guy Castle, and the logging area of The Raw Materials Collection Area, an area used to farm wood, mainly spruce.

## Contents

The Forest contains huts made from log, stick, straw, mud and rope that were home to the Mac Guys. These huts are small and insubstantial, meaning they are quite hard to spot. Larger buildings also exist, with the most notable being The Mac Guy of Importance Shack. Also in the forest is The Witch's Cottage, home to The Witch, the oldest surviving building in the empire.

## History

This Forest was once home to a civilisation that lived thousands of years ago, before the time of the Norman Conquest on Earth. A mass extinction event wiped out all life on this side of MAC C thousands of years ago and sometime later The Witch decided to settle here. 650 years later, the Mac Guys built a fence surrounding a forest and proceeded to cut down three quarters of it to farm the MAC C Farm Animal. They used the least biodiverse part of the forest to continue to farm wood and left the rest alone. Later again, the PC Guys invaded MAC C and took the empire. They burned most of the Mac Guy's crops and houses and killed many Mac Guys, including the king's family and servants, all the first generation and all the newest generation. After dealing with Mac Guy3135, they exiled every surviving Mac Guy to the forest in the corner of the empire with a promise of certain death to any spotted escapees. This system remained in place for 3 years until The PC and Linux Guy Coalition fell, at which point the forest was abandoned. During the Peasant and Mac Guy Coalition, the forest was used by Separatist Mac Guys as a base.

### The Deciduous Tree Area

The area is home to the largest number of Mac Guys. It is the thickest and densest part of the forest and is quite dangerous and hard to navigate, with thorns and fallen trees blocking routes. It is not seen often as some PC Guys have entered this part of the forest and never returned. It is home of Anon A Mousse's Tree, the tallest tree in the forest. It contains mainly oak trees.

### The Mixed Tree Area

This area is home to the remaining Mac Guys and The Witch. It is the most commonly visited part of the forest as it is an easy way to travel from The Bridge of Death to the PC Guy Castle. It is less dense than the deciduous area and has one wide concrete path that is known to all. It is therefore less safe than The Deciduous Area. It is home to the Mac Guy of Importance Shack, the largest building in the forest and the administrative centre for the Mac Guys. Multiple tree types populate this part of the forest. The most common of these are oak, spruce, ash, lime, sycamore, chesnut and maple, but little birch, due to the PC Guys distaste towards birch.

### The Coniferous Tree Area

This less biodiverse area is home to no Mac Guys and no Mac Guy paths. The only notable feature being the main path that connects the forest to The Raw Materials Collection Area. This path was the safest way of getting from The Bridge of Death to The PC Guy Empire, and was used in both (2) and (3). This part of the forest is used to cut down and replant trees for the construction of buildings under PC Guy control, it was therefore mainly spruce, with fir and pine also being present.