You're Dead

The Acquaintances With Weapons descend into the Tomb of Doom to destroy the phylacteries of Szass Tam and his Circle of the Eternal.

## Major Plot Points

* At a Covenant safe house, Rhiannon gave AWW the access key to the Tomb of Doom. She reported rumors that the tomb is full of death traps and dangerous puzzles.
* AWW then entered the tomb and were greeted by Bob Barker, a canine humanoid. He welcomed them to the Tomb and Doom. He called himself the host of the tomb and showed the group all of the eyes in the walls that act as scrying sensers for Thay's elite. They watch those foolish enough try to destroy to the phylacteries hidden within. Viewers also bet on how far the participants will make it.
* The party found three magic circles in the first room. Karen figured out one had a rune that meant lightning in it. Voloth investigated the room and ascertained that fire had been unleashed from the third circle. The group entered the second circle and moved onto the next room.
* An incubus family who were way too close were in the next room. They disgusted Fern very much. Karen summoned two sexy dryads to distract them so the party could move along.
* A fire elemental raged in the next chamber. Sudsy understood that it was crying out for home. Peggy fixed the runes on the wall, which sent it back to the elemental plane of fire.
* The group entered a long hallway dotted with statues of dragons. Karen shaped her living clay into a little dragon and it flew across the hall without a problem. Vulveeta's baby silver dragon did the same. Fern shape shifted into a pseudo dragon and took flight as well. Peggy took a step forward and was caught in a roar flame coming from the dragons' mouths. Karen turned everyone into a gas so they could continue without activating the pressure plate.
* AWW then went into a torture chamber. Six people were chained to the wall and were being electrocuted by the chains. Voloth cast dispel on one of the walls, making the chains and the people disappear. The group debated if the opposite wall's victims were also illusions. Fern suggested throwing rocks at them to tell. Karen sent her clay dragon to fly into them. It passed right through them all. The group quickly moved along.
* When the party entered the next room, they were teleported into a grocery store. An angry woman approached them with a long parchment and complained about there not being enough apple bushels to BOGO. Neuriel and Fern were able to withstand her attack and moved onto the next room. Vulveeta refused to be intimidated by her and used Nicki Almiraj to chase her out. The rest of the party then left this room.
* In a long hallway that led to another door, the group found a dark hole in one of the walls with red eyes peering out of it. Fern deduced it was a displacer beast. Karen tried to blind it with her selfie stick flash, but another black hole appeared and directed the flash back at her. Voloth created a fire in front of the hole and nothing happened. Fern investigated further and realized the eyes weren't real. The group moved along.
* Young adult women really started to stan Voloth during the show. They wore t-shirts and changed every topic of conversation to him.
* Bigsby initially tested very well with audiences and earned a health potion from the viewers.
* In the garden of death, Karen shifted into a bird and flew up to the treehouse and attached a rope to it for easy climbing. Vulveeta ran towards the weeping willow, dodging the vines, and climbed up the rope. Sudsy avoided the vines and decided to lick the tree. He suffered poison damage and was poisoned from the tree's sap. Voloth's magic helped cure him of the poisoning. Bigsby took his hover boar up. Everyone else took turn on Peggy's broom to avoid the vines and poison bark.
* The next room only had four levers in it. Sudsy, Vulveeta, Karen, and Fern decided to pull all of the levers at the same time. This ended in chaos. A scythe swung dead and beheaded Neuriel. Vulveeta teleported to the next room. Bear traps sprung up from the ground. And horrific audio hallucinations dealt psychic damage to the surviving room dwellers.
* Bigsby sacrificed his hover boar by cutting its head off. Fern then cast true resurrection and placed Neuriel's head on the boar's body. He lives again as a bipedal boar with a firbolg were-cheetah head. Vulveeta then ate the boar's head, hosting a brief cooking segment for the audience. Vulveeta and Neuriel both have the ability to fly equal to their walking speed.
* Bigsby became quite upset with Vulveeta for eating the boar's head. Voloth, Fern, Karen, Peggy, Neuriel, and Sudsy tried to comfort him. Vulveeta just flew as much as the low ceiling would allow and dragged her head against the ceiling, getting dust everywhere.
* In a piano bar, a spectral lounge singer told the party to, "play dead." Bigsby went to the piano and played they keys D,E,A,D and opened the next door.
* AWW entered another torture chamber where a man was strapped to table. Ropes pulled on his arms and legs. When the party went to free him, they realized the ropes pulled harder and faster when they got closer to him. Voloth and Karen used their magic to burn the ropes away. Karen then killed a newly freed Ned on fire saying, "He could've been an illusion." Fern rolled her eyes since everyone yelled at her for wanting to throw rocks at people to check.
* The heroes entered the final room and found the phylacteries. However, they were guarded by an evil demogorgon. Vulveeta sprung into action and slashed it with her blades. The beast bit the high elf fighter right back. Fern trapped it inside a dome of fire. Sudsy and Peggy struck at the Szass Tam's phylactery. The demogorgon teleported out of the dome. Karen set it on fire again with a fire storm. Bigsby, fueled by his loss and rage, shot it with a moonbeam. Neuriel healed the party's wounds. Voloth mauled the beast. Fern was able to take it out by moving the dome back onto it.
* The party destroyed the Circle of Eternal's phylacteries. Szass Tam and his advisors are now completely mortal.
* Bigsby convinced Bob Barker to flee with them.
* You're all level 18!