Premium Parker

"**Premium Parker**" is the first segment of episode 10 in Season 1 of *Middlemost Post*.

## Synopsis

Parker makes some bougie new friends while the Middlemost Post is on vacation.

## Plot

On their anniversary, celebrating the day when Parker met Angus, the two friends and Russell decide to stay at the hotel. When they reach the concierge, she explains that there is an Ultimate Premium Fun Package (which costs more money) and a Basic Fun Package (which costs less money). Angus chooses the Basic Fun Package, to save money.

The trio start the vacation at the swimming pool, where Angus is sunbathing while Parker and Russell are playing Marco Polo in the water (which, of course, disturbs the other people in the pool). A waiter brings basic Nachos for Angus, for which Angus is delighted. Suddenly, Angus sees a person crying for help in the pool, in which he is sinking. Angus pops out to saves the person, but the hot nacho cheese spills on him, burning him. He steps on the hot concrete, as well.

But suddenly, Parker saves the person, and the person's wife quickly comes running, and both of them thanks Parker. Parker introduces himself to them, and they introduce themselves as Blair and Clair. Angus comes to congratulate Parker, and Parker states is as no big deal. Blair and Clair, who thinks Parker is their hero, makes him their guest. They turn out to be in the Premium Fun Package, much to Parker's and Angus' surprise. Parker asks for Angus' permission, and he allows it. Parker leaves with the couple, and Angus does a cannonball into the ball, where Russell dodges it.

Angus and Russell play a game in their room, when Parker comes in dressed cool, along with some free 'Swag'. Parker states that it was a blast, and mentioned some features in it. Parker heads to the mini-fridge, where he takes 'Essence' to drink, an expensive drink, making Angus try to avoid Parker from drinking but fails. Angus suddenly wraps tape around the fridge, locks it with a chain, and drops it down the building, straight into the pool.

It's another day, and the trio is there checking what to do next for there family vacation, and they chose to canoe. Blair and Clair suddenly show up, stating that they're going to go water-skiing. Parker decides to go, but Angus reminds him of their activity. Parker remembers and says to the couple that he's not available to come, but Angus decides that Parker can go, since less people canoeing costs less money, so Parker zooms away with Blair and Clair.

Angus and Russell were canoeing, where Angus was rowing while Russell was chilling at the back. Suddenly, Angus sees Parker, Blair and Clair water-skiing straight towards them, crashes and Angus and Russell falls out of the canoe. The same happens when Angus and Russell were flying kites, then Parker, Blair and Clair came in a glider and crashed Angus' kite and pulling him into sea. Another foul was when Angus and Russell were building a sandcastle and Parker, Blair, and Clair came in a sand buggy and crashed their sandcastle, covering Angus and Russell.

Angus and Russell head back to their room, and regrets sending Parker with the couple. Parker then comes in saying bye to his bougie friends. Parker then tries to call room service, but Angus prevents him from doing so. Parker states that Blair and Clair lets him do it, and Angus replies that he's not Blair or Clair, and remembers Parker about their family vacation. Angus then feels sad but Parker cheers up Angus by telling him he doesn't have plans for dinner, and to hang out that time. Angus suggests that they barbecue chili cheese dogs: the first thing they did when they met. Parker happily agrees.

Angus and Russell head out of their room to get the coals burning, when suddenly a lady appears with a message from Blair and Clair to Parker inviting him to a fancy dinner tonight. Parker gets astonished, while Angus makes the same scene where they first met each other (the ship). He readies the barbecue, waiting for Parker to show up. Parker didn't show up until midnight, because he was busy at the Premium dinner, but finds out he's not in the list anymore, because Blair and Clair were leaving early from the hotel. Parker comes to Angus' table after dinner, with a sad Angus. He explains on how Blair and Clair ditched him, the same way he did to Angus. In that moment, Parker suddenly remembers the day when the trio first met, and apologizes to Angus. Finally, the trio then goes through the other adventures in the Basic Package, and stores the memories in an album, and the trio happily goes back home as the episode ends.

## Characters

* Parker J. Cloud
* Angus Shackleton
* Russell
* GRIncidental #5
* An ORIncidental (no lines)
* Doug (no lines)
* A YLIncidental (no lines)
* Terry
* A Reggie
* Blair (debut)
* Dougie
* BLIncidental #9 (no lines)
* ORIncidental #4
* Clair (debut)
* DJ General Beats (debut)
* Todd (mentioned only)
* Brad
* Clair's Yoga Instructor (mentioned only)
* A Fish (debut; photo only)
* Three Cops (debut for all; photos only)

## References

1. ↑ https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1-SjcQ8kz94KB0pNbRJs3-le8f-mh6HIgYjb\_8JnkhqU
2. ↑ https://showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-friday-2-11-2022-top-150-cable-originals-network-finals.html
3. ↑ https://cartoonlounge.de/middlemost-post/episode/10a-premium-parker.php