List of all Alchemy This episodes

## *Alchemy This*

* 0 - Introducing Alchemy This
* 1 - A Crime Scene, Peoria Live TV News, A Kidnapping and The Sequestered Jury
* 2 - The Third Thanksgiving, Mission to Mars and Where’s Jesus?
* 3 - The Concierge, A British Gang, A Cop’s Wake and The Reading of the Will
* 4 - Replacing Zuckerberg, Motor Lodge and Honeymoon on the Boardwalk
* 5 - A Public Defender, His Honor, In-Flight Madness, Hunters and the Hunted, Heaven and Hell
* 6 - Press Secretary, Kushner Time, Russian Love, Elvis Chapel, Jennifer Lawrence Impersonator, Parole Board, The Therapist's Therapist
* 7 - Easter with the Family, Table Read for ‘The Hell You Say,’ Middle School’s Mamet play, Back Stage at Disney, Batman at Knotts, State Farm Picnic
* 8 - Halloween at the Meebles, Satan Ruled Out as Cause of Arkansas Flaming Pit, Grocery Store Manager in Timber Box, FL, Christian Bale: Hell and Back
* 9 - Doctors and Dentists, Horror Film Set, A Cult, and A Man Called Tinko
* 10 - Consumer Electronics Convention, A Book Signing, Best Bank Teller Ever, and 'The Chicken Casino' the Book
* 11 - Gender-Sensitive Dating Game; A Fortune Teller; In the Weeds at Antonio’s
* 12 - Dating Apps Dates; Y2K comes to the White House and a Hollywood Hills Showbiz Party; Swat Team Rushes PETA for Reality TV
* 13 - Late Night at Earl’s Diner; A Séance; Angel 2nd Class Gives an Afterlife Tour to New Arrivals
* 14 - A Runaway Train; the Author of 'How to Murder Your Husband' Stands Trial; the New Lottery Winner's New Year’s Eve Party
* 15 - Superheroes With Questionable Powers; Life in the Registrar’s Office; NASA Holds Interviews for the ISS, No Experience Necessary
* 16 - Family Gives a Stranger a Ride; Taping a Culinary TV Show Competition; New, Small Western Town's Saloon, Circa 1862
* 17 - Cult Members in Purgatory; Public Library Porn Donation; Art Gallery Thieves Get on Shark Tank
* 18 - The Gods Are Indeed Crazy; The Cruise Ship & The Dinghy; Fake Séance Brought To Justice
* 19 - Unofficially Aiding EMTs; Creating New Pro Wrestler Names and Casting Them; Getting a Sit with the Godfather
* 20 - Health Inspector Surprises a Busy Restaurant; Ghost Intern Learns How to Haunt Teenagers Using a Ouija Board
* 21 - Furry Convention; Good Cop/Bad Cop Interrogates Serial Flasher; Drug Dealer Pushes Carrots with No Ranch Dressing
* 22 - Fire Dept Tries to Stop a Jumper; Quality vs Quantity in the Office; Competing Lemonade Stands
* 23 - Breaking News Delivered by Medieval Town Criers; Residents Committee Meeting at a Retirement Facility; Backstage at a Mid-Level Pro-Wrestling Event
* 24 - Stuck on a Hospital Elevator; Time-Traveled Cavemen Spitball Ideas as App Developers; Car Dealership Offers All New DeLorean and a Truckload of Characters
* 25 - Many Organs in a Human Struggle for Dominance; Alternative Meat Chili Cook-Off; Local TV News Team Covers the Cook-Off
* 26 - The Fleckman’s Try A.I. Workers for Their Home; A Wedding in the Florist Section of Walmart
* 27 - Americans on a Guided Tour of Australia; Friends Look for Bigfoot; PA's Day 1 on a $100 Million Film Set
* 28 - Studio 54 Documentary Unused Interviews; Epic Medieval Quest; True Crime Podcaster Records an Episode at a Crime Scene
* 29 - Snow Storm Strands Hipster Restaurant Reviewers; $18M Underground Vegas Home for Sale; Nail Salon Fights City Hall Over 'Hand Jobs' Name
* 30 - An Odyssey of Epic Proportions Because Stepdad Said the Mafia Was out to Get Us
* 31 - Murderer and Graverobber First Date; Vegas Charter Bus Passengers; New Baseball Manager Mixes Things Up
* 32 - Undercover Animal Rights Activists at Zoo; Meeting of a Person's Multiverse Selves; After Vatican Closes, Catholic Leaders Fight Crime
* 33 - Backstage at a Live TV Dance Competition; Group Therapy for Several Sets of Twins
* 34 - Explorers Compete with Columbus for the Gig; Employees Fail to Nab Elderly Shoplifter; 7-Eleven Cashier Is a Natural-Born Therapist
* 35 - New Highs and Lows in Workplace Gossip; Airport Staffers Deal as They Can with Travelers; Aging Rock Stars Record for Eccentric Producer
* 36 - Hired Assassins on a Blimp; Student Actors Prep to Audition; Attending a Mid-size City Doggy Day Care Counter
* 37 - Scumbag Boyfriend and Pregnant Girlfriend on Intercontinental Flight; Corporate Event's A/V Needs Prove Too Much; First Day in HR with the Mafia
* 38 - Young Fularg Player Scouted by Universities; Kids Conduct War Crimes Court Against School Bully
* 39 - Pizza Joint Never Closes, Not Even for a Zombie Apocalypse; Antarctica Research Station Crew at Wits End; Mad Scientist Yard Sale
* 40 - Genius Kids Day Care; Non-Intellectual Property Lawyers New Offensive Baseball Mascots
* 41 - Demon Visits Blind Grandmother; Flat-Earther Dating Site; Intervention for Guinea Pig Enthusiast
* 42 - Tundra Migrating Animals; Father and Son Faux-Pilots vs Strangers; New Arrivals At The Commune
* 43 - Marvin McCue: Daytime Judge; The Usual Suspects: The Alt-Lineup; Mt. Everest: A Team-Building Experience
* 44 - Worst Bank Robbers vs Even Worse Bank Managers; Two Baristas Vs World; Doctors Who Needed Borders
* 45 - Ellis Island Hopefuls; Climbing the Corporate Ladder in a Day; What Our Pets Think of Us
* 46 - Australian Arrives At US University; House Hunters Destroys Families; In A Word: PIRATES!
* 47 - Billionaires and Their People Negotiate; Every Flavor of Humanity at the DMV; A Doctor Who Cheated His Way Through School
* 48 - Strangers Wake on Alien Ship; Dogs Awaiting Adoption; Marvin McKuen’s First Day Waiting Tables
* 49 - Family Reunion with David Blaine; Operating on the wrong Patient; An A.I Workforce & One Human
* 50 - Elderly Mob-run Bingo; Fenway Concession Vendor; 'Leaf Peepers' Ruin Everything
* 51 - Folks with Famous Peoples' Names; Carefully Hire a Construction Crew; Ill-prepared New-Adults Share a House
* 52 - Guided Tour of the National History Museum; Television City Town Council Meeting; Waiter Tries and Fails VERY Well
* 53 - Meeting His family for the First Time; A Day in the Life of Boehm and Britto; New Hire at the Sex Shoppe
* 54 - Nerds Go Camping; Ne'er-Do-Well Sleuths in Australia; Roommates and Their Fussy Pets
* 55 - An Awkward Tour Through 'Hobbiton'; Columbia Officials vs Free Range Hippos; Unaired Antiques Roadshow Gets a Tad NUTS
* 56 - Interns Get Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters
* 57 - A Not So Private Honeymoon; Snoofa Finds the Father; Are You Smarter than a Millennial?
* 58 - Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever
* 59 - An Author, Muse, and Publisher; Tarot Card Reading, Psychiatrist or Patient?
* 60 - Rich Southern Aristocrats on a Snipe Hunt
* 61 - Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress
* 62 - Bowlers Should Never Be This Serious
* 63 - High School Senior Prank Day
* 64 - What The Dead Leader's Parrot Knew
* 65 - Crime Boss, Michael Mann at Theme Park
* 66 - Dog-Walkers Chill In Owner’s Home
* 67 - Friends Playing Clue Solve Murder
* 68 - Psychologist’s First Day
* 69 - Passengers On A Commuter Train
* 70 - Questionable Renters
* 71 - Grocery Store Detectives
* 72 - Medieval Prisoners
* 73 - The Uncle Squishy Show
* 74 - Origin Of British Posh-Speak
* 75 - Training For Jaded Geniuses
* 76 - Castaways Find Others
* 77 - Pet Frogs Plan An Escape...
* 78 - OCD Sufferer Is Jailed
* 79 - Detectives Interrogate James Heaney...
* 80 - Absurdly Busy Pizza Joint;...
* 81 - CutCo Knife Sales Replicants;
* 82 - School Drop Off...
* 83 - Jacob, Rachel and Leah...
* 84 - Uni-Body Part Group Therapy...
* 85 - Biologists exploring find a Chupacabra…
* 86 - Healthy Patients and Sick Doctors;
* 87 - R-rated Freak Attraction...
* 88 - An Escape Room;
* 89 - U.S. Cruise Ship Through Norway;
* 90 - Scientist Faked It To Make It;
* 91 - Soldier’s Mother Travels To Iraq...
* 92 - Marvin McHugh Meets Judy Garland;
* 93 - Med School Grads Celebrate;
* 94 - A Minnesota home cooked meal...
* 95 - Extreme Scavenger Hunt In Space;
* 96 - Marven McHugh As Call-In Radio Host;
* 97 - Unique Farmer’s Market...
* 98 - Small Town Skater Kids...
* 99 - Beta Gender, Non-Binary people getting coffee…
* 100 - Cat Miners...
* 101 - Inmates Plan Escape...
* 102 - Drunk Hunters...
* 103 - Chernobyl Guided Tour...
* 104 - The Professor Knows Porn...
* 105 - Last Chance For Famous Brand...
* 106 - School Band P/T Conference...
* 107 - Drunk lumberjacks want a strip club…
* 108 - Bomb Squad in Action...
* 109 - Mad Scientist Examines Patients...
* 110 - Professional Photographer’s Worst...
* 111 - Alchemy This Cast At A Podcast...
* 112 - Pet Owners On An Elevator...
* 113 - Pet Adoption Day—Cats vs Dogs...
* 114 - Taxidermist Hired At Zoo...
* 115 - Grocery Clerks infatuation with Bananas...
* 116 - What happens in a Doomsday bunker...
* 117 - James Learns Accents With Rosetta Stone...
* 118 - Apocalyptic Heaney...
* 119 - Making Sex Support Group;
* 120 - Alchemist Team Building Retreat;
* 121 - Snoofa Hosts Oscars;
* 122 - Cruise Ship Amnesia...
* 123 - Hunting the body-shamed white whale…
* 124 - James Heaney has had enough…
* 125 - A public relations disaster…
* 126 - Frat house murder mystery…
* 127 - Cops Test Street Drugs…
* 128 - Super Fan Kidnaps The Alchemists…
* 129 - Gang Goes To Heaney’s For Hashbrowns…
* 130 - Failed Exorcism:
* 131 - James' Success Needs Intervention...
* 132 - An Alchemist Gets Mugged...
* 133 - Consistently Charming Gerard Butler , But Not That One.
* 134 - Cororana Virus SWAT Team:
* 135 - Alchemists help Joey ...
* 136 - Gang of treasure hunting dwarfs...
* 137 - Joey is a garbageman
* 138 - A family isolating...
* 139 - Some southern people
* 140 - What is life like this days?
* 141 - The Can You Buzz Me In guys
* 142 - Seance from the late 1800s.
* 143 - Crew of US Navy sailors...
* 144 - Super Mario based on real people.
* 145 - World of Warcraft...
* 146 - Lead actor is so disliked....
* 147 - How the Louisiana Senator...
* 148 - Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff.
* 149 - Jacinda Ardern kidnapped
* 150 - Nikki Schitts makes a....
* 151 - Alchemists learn about James Franco.
* 152 - A fishing guide ...
* 153 - Tina, an adoption agent,..
* 154 - Burger...
* 155 - Haunted house...
* 156 - Superheroes and villains....
* 157 - Antartica. That is all.
* 158 - Murder mystery ala Agatha Christy.
* 159 - Mr. & Mrs. Foamhaaans.
* 160 - Two different spy teams...
* 161 - James Heaney plays a Bond villain
* 162 - Divorce Court.
* 163 - Crew of astronauts
* 164 - Teach a dinosaur how to weld.
* 165 - Trouble at the peanut butter factory.
* 166 - Serial killer accidentally invents...
* 167 - Diego the tortoise ...
* 168 - Genie in a bottle of ketchup
* 169 - Police show up
* 170 - Superman has a...
* 171 - Shitty time travelers...
* 172 - A day at the IV League School
* 173 - Dirty old lady ...
* 174 - Superman has a ... take 2
* 175 - Jello...
* 176 - Amateur kidnapping...
* 177 - Camping trip has slasher music...
* 178 - Football down by the river...
* 179 - Gym Weights are Animals.
* 180 - Company who books “making a scene”
* 181 - 19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail
* 182 - Bank loan officer gets creative
* 183 - A squirrel in the garage.
* 184 - Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot.
* 185 - Lunch ladies the opera
* 186 - Man without purpose...
* 187 - Superheroes’ secret bar
* 188 - Willy Wonka’s break room.
* 189 - A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything.
* 190 - Canadian border guards.
* 191 - Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits.
* 192 - It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows…
* 193 - Tug of war as an Olympic sport?
* 194 - Famous painter tries to find...
* 195 - Lonely grandma gets...
* 196 - Science fair goes wrong...
* 197 - Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors...
* 198 - Peaceful wilderness trip turns...
* 199 - James dies from caffeine overdose...
* 200 - Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient.
* 201 - Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers.
* 202 - Bad wifi
* 203 - A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds”
* 204 - The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy
* 205 - New astronaut arrives at ISS...
* 206 - Pilot has hard day...
* 207 - Joey & Caroline are genies...
* 208 - A Star Wars fan finds out...
* 209 - Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealing
* 210 - Calendar Man
* 211 - Someone calls the shady vacuum store...
* 212 - Man by the name of Fuck Joey
* 213 - Sports team’s star is 82yrs old.
* 214 - Mouthwash Craftsman Pitch Flavors...
* 215 - Alchemist Mind Swap
* 216 - Oompa Loompa Labor Camp
* 217 - Squids instead of Squibs
* 218 - That's My Dog???
* 219 - Megaphones are regulated like guns
* 220 - Cowboy vampire
* 221 - Pretentious LA...
* 222 - New employee in a numbers Co.
* 223 - Crows secretly run a town.
* 224 - Kindergarten cop
* 225 - Murder hornet...
* 226 - Bike shop employees WAY overqualified.
* 227 - 5 Wonka golden ticket winners...
* 228 - 2 women named Alexa and Siri...
* 229 - National Disaster Vacation
* 230 - Drive-thru therapy
* 231 - Ford F150....
* 232 - People return to the jungle...
* 233 - Comedy Club, Dead Frog...
* 234 - Mosquito Casino...
* 235 - Someone surprised to win Oscar.
* 236 - Perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole.
* 237 - Busy night at a OB/GYN ward
* 238 - Ice cream shop vs. fro-yo shop
* 239 - Soup to Nuts
* 240 - Friendly Game of Would You Rather...
* 241 - People who don’t know cars review cars
* 242 - Lobby to get "Ice is Food" on the bags...
* 243 - Post Holing...
* 244 - Pavlov's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat
* 245 - Fast and Furious Car Parkour
* 246 - Phone Sex Line...
* 247 - Hard to find underground rave.
* 248 - Paul Denim’s real story.
* 249 - Incompetent people...
* 250 - Gilligan’s Island 40th season
* 251 - Kids’ book author...
* 252 - Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin
* 253 - Documentary on vaping.
* 254 - Secret agent takes his toddler to work
* 255 - American has to infiltrate British society.
* 256 - Rouge meatball terrorizes ...
* 257 - Babies communicate through poop...
* 258 - Australians make American commercial...
* 259 - Fireworks salesman under performs...
* 260 - Video Game Green Room...
* 261 - Pharmacy...
* 262 - Someone with Bad Memory...
* 263 - Cannibal restauranteurs...
* 264 - Monkey tennis.
* 265 - Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt.
* 266 - Wasabi Enema...
* 267 - Joe blow and the Cumtones.
* 268 - Pumpernickel lady opens...
* 269 - Aggressive apologizing...
* 270 - Goth clothing store replaces church
* 271 - Dr Robert...
* 272 - Stoned Chris Goes Shopping...
* 273 - 1978: the heyday of disco
* 274 - Silence Of The Lambs for kids
* 275 - Karma...
* 276 - Liam Neeson’s Banana Cabana...
* 277 - Irish friend.
* 278 - Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist
* 279 - Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics.
* 280 - Reality TV.... to the death.
* 281 - Oblique
* 282 - Living without money.
* 283 - Sao Paulo
* 284 - Mack the Knife at the dentist.
* 285 - Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext
* 286 - Drive-thru window.
* 287 - Farts smell like particular fast food.
* 288 - Couples camping ....
* 289 - Allison's Dream
* 290 - Expedition to the Center of the Earth.
* 291 - Area 51 intern...
* 292 - Learning to properly "whelm;"
* 293 - Twerking during rainy traffic stop...
* 294 - Jeopardy!
* 295 - Prison warden replaces stairs with slides...
* 296 - Stuck in an elevator...
* 297 - Werewolf donates a kidney...
* 298 - Skin pockets...
* 299 - The Donner party as an actual party...
* 300 - Cat Poo advent calendar...
* 301 - Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp...
* 302 - 3rd Thanksgiving Replay
* 303 - Bratty tween runs for president...
* 304 - Dating Apps first dates...Replay
* 305 - Dean’s dog dissertation defense.
* 306 - Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder.
* 307 - Off-road Limousine...
* 308 - Craig Is pitted against Olives...
* 309 - Charleston carriage guide from Sweden
* 310 - Triassic time capsule.
* 311 - Professional tailor
* 312 - This year, Christmas just don’t happen.
* 313 - Wild house party w/ fictional characters
* 314 - New medicine turns people into senior citizens...
* 315 - Warehouse Mutiny.
* 316 - Santa gets canceled.
* 317 - Inept undercover boss.
* 318 - Door-to-door beef jerky sales.
* 319 - Severely injured or just fine?
* 320 - One day you can hear other people’s thoughts.
* 321 - Spatch-cock...
* 322 - Comedian bombs so hard it kills people
* 323 - Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King
* 324 - Yogurt Sweat
* 325 - Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student
* 326 - Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go
* 327 - A parenting hotline.
* 328 - Government competition for new National Anthem.
* 329 - Waking up in a strangers bed
* 330 - Hip coal miners recruit new talent.
* 331 - Paparazzi
* 332 - Moist…
* 333 - Lost In the Mall
* 334 - Turtles on Vacation
* 335 - Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot
* 336 - Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole.
* 337 - Strangers.
* 338 - The guy who empties port-a-potties
* 339 - Superhero show from villain’s POV
* 340 - Welcome wagon
* 341 - Hot Dogs verses Beer
* 342 - Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class
* 343 - Clothing Store with No Clothes
* 344 - America's Gum Control Issues
* 345 - Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.
* 346 - Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.
* 347 - Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.
* 348 - Zoom doctor’s appointment.
* 349 - Never late for school
* 350 - Gap potatoes
* 351 - burrito-rolling master
* 352 - texting
* 353 - Mario Kart as NASCAR
* 354 - The US Military and Education swap budgets
* 355 - Lego manufacturing plant
* 356 - Pigeons at shitting school
* 357 - Neighboring condom factories go to war
* 358 - Substitute teacher
* 359 - Arctic Scavengers
* 360 - Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association
* 361 - Inheriting a circus
* 362 - What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe
* 363 - The Last Waltz, featuring Our Founding Members.

## *Alche-Minis*

* 1 - Do the Humpty
* 2 - Pocket Pool
* 3 - It's Not Rocket Science
* 4 - Zip Zap Zop
* 5 - Here is a tasty little Short!
* 6 - I'm From Texas
* 7 - Soccer Mom Podcast
* 8 - Furry Secret
* 9 - Mob Owned Ramada
* 10 - Drunken Slob is Court Ordered Etiquette Class
* 11 - Journey to and/or Through the Center of the Earth
* 12 - Banana Plant Malfunction
* 13 - The French Pizza Connection
* 14 - Podcast Advertiser
* 15 - Sausage Party
* 16 - More than 5 words and the bus Blows Up
* 17 - Black Market Sweat Shop
* 18 - Secret Room Discovered in a Library
* 19 - Wifi Down!
* 20 - TikTok Parents
* 21 - Bad Office
* 22 - Joey Has a Stain (It is a dirty stain)
* 23 - Ticket Guy Origin Story
* 24 - Speed Dating
* 25 - Removable Eye
* 26 - Nerdy Vegas Fixer
* 27 - Snack Food Weapon
* 28 - Uh Oh, Weed Cookies for Santa
* 29 - Twin Convention
* 30 - Candyland Tournament
* 31 - Out "Nice"ing Someone
* 32 - Eating Crow
* 33 - George Washington's 17k Dollar Bar Tab
* 34 - #1 Fan Death Match
* 35 - James Marinetti
* 36 - The Last Person On Earth Gets a Mysterious Phone Call
* 37 - Mall Shoe Sales Person
* 38 - Disney Swat Team
* 39 - Infested Dread Locks
* 40 - Magical Kidney Stone
* 41 - Lizard People
* 42 - Barbed Wire Factory Temp Worker
* 43 - Once Again, the Last person on Earth Gets a Call
* 44 - Nautical Alcoholism
* 45 - Pilot Season
* 46 - What if it is Rocket Science?
* 47 - James Vs Mustache
* 48 - Why is Swallowing So Complicated?
* 49 - Change

## Live

* 1 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 6 October 2019
* 2 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 3 November 2019
* 3 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 1 December 2019
* 4 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 5 January 2020
* 5 - Alchemy This Live at San Francisco Sketchfest 2020
* 6 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 2 February 2020
* 7 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 1 March 2020
* 8 - Alchemy This Live at Austin Sketchfest 2021
* 9 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 12 December 2021
* 10 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 6 March 2022
* 11 - Alchemy This Live at the Westside Comedy Theater, 3 April 2022