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The Dryden Gang

The Dryden Gang was a criminal organisation in Great Britain affiliated with The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate. They serve as the secondary antagonistic group to The Lost Episode Resistance.

## Overview

The Dryden Gang was a gang which operated mainly in London but also had small numbers and rackets who operated outside of the city. The gang's main businesses included drug trafficking, smuggling, racketeering, and extortion. The gang was led by Granny Dryden and her best friend Frank Vinci. The gang's neighbourhoods are commandeered by the three capos: Vladimir Papkov. Ray Boccino, and Derek Barrel. Each capo controls their own rackets with the help of a trusted ally who serves as a lieutenant in the gang. Vlad Papkov controls the most powerful regime while Boccino controls the most weakest and less influential of the three, Barrel meanwhile controls the Southport Docks which he uses as the main front for his operations. Barrel is also head of the Longshore Union which brings him a great deal of influence and help from other gangs across the country.

## Known Members

Granny Dryden (Boss/Founder) retired

Frank Vinci (Underboss later Boss) deceased

Ray Boccino (Caporegime later Boss)

Vladimir Papkov (Caporegime) deceased

Derek Barrel (Caporegime) deceased

Glancy Drown (Lieutenant) deceased

Ivan Bytchkov (Lieutenant) deceased

Steve Coin (Lieutenant) deceased

Zi Wai (Head Enforcer) deceased

Dominic Karnov (Enforcer) deceased

Richard Tanner (Solider)

Gordon Burns (Solider)
Provincia

Una **provincia**es una entidad subnacional al Estado.

## Historia

La palabra fue introducida por los romanos, quienes dividieron el Imperio romano en provincias, y fue designada a los territorios conquistados fuera de la península itálica. En latín, el término *provincia* se forma a partir de las voces *pro* («por») y *vincia* («victoria»).

En los países de lengua romance, como España, Italia y Francia, la palabra *provincia* se aplicó a unidades administrativas importantes solo inferiores a los reinos. En el Imperio español, correspondía a divisiones territoriales, que también solían llamarse *corregimientos*, por ser jurisdicciones de un corregidor. Luego de las reformas borbónicas, la provincia correspondía a divisiones territoriales controladas por un gobernador-intendente. También solían llamarse *intendencias* por ser jurisdicción de un gobernador-intendente en el caso del Virreinato del Río de la Plata.

Tras la Revolución Francesa el término *provincia* cayó en desuso dentro de Francia. A mediados del siglo XIX, en algunas naciones iberoamericanas como  Brasil, Colombia y Venezuela se llamó *provincia* a las unidades administrativas constituyentes y por influjo de los Estados Unidos, dichas naciones con reformas de su constitución pasaron a ser llamadas *estados* por estar dentro de un régimen federal. Por ejemplo, el término *provincia*, como lo es en el empleo de la frase «provincia mexicana» incluye como significado al de un *territorio dentro del país a excepción de su capital* pero el término quedó desfavorecido.

En los Países Bajos y Bélgica se mantiene la denominación *provincia* para las unidades administrativas principales de tales estados. En Bulgaria la palabra óblast suele ser sinónimo de *provincia*.

En Argentina se mantiene la denominación *provincia* para significar a todo estado federado constituyente de la República. En Canadá, uno de los estados más descentralizados del mundo, se sigue empleando la denominación *provincia* tanto en inglés como en francés. En el caso de Chile, se llamó *provincia* a una unidad administrativa que era subordinada por el estado central y en la década de 1970, dadas sus pequeñas dimensiones territoriales, fueron reunidas en regiones como división de segundo orden y las provincias como división de tercer orden.

En Bolivia y algunos departamentos de Colombia se denomina *provincia* a la unidad administrativa de segundo orden. Diferente a lo denominado en Argentina, país en el cual una *provincia* es la unidad administrativa de primer orden.

Por extensión, aunque no se use el nombre de provincia, son traducidas con esta categoría las principales divisiones geográfico-políticas de países por lo general extensos, un ejemplo de ello: las *vilayas* o *vilayatos* de países con preponderancia de cultura musulmana suelen recibir en castellano el nombre de provincias
The Fall of Rabe Maniels Part Three

## Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse

Three days after the meeting with the capos, Shadow arranges a conference at the compound with Bishop Brennan a prominent member of Maniels' Syndicate who seeks vengeance for the murder of his personal assistant Father Jessop. Brennan arrives at the compound accompanied by two bodyguards Father Desmand and Father Smelly Hound. Desmand and Hound are subdued and killed by Sam and Max while Brennan is kicked up the arse by Shadow. Brennan remains in shock for the remainder of his visit. The next day, Brennan is in Rome visiting the Pope at the Vatican. He finally regains his senses and shoves the Pope out of the way whilst proclaiming, "he did kick me up the arse!" That afternoon, BC Network receives a call from Sam and Max who reveal what Brennan did and that he has been punished terribly for it.

## The Rescue

Shadow and the Resistance plot to…. more to be added.

## A Polite Invitation

Sam and Max are invited to Rabe Maniels' Mansion by Rabe Maniels who wishes to speak with them. They head to the Mansion and along with the rest of the Resistance perform an all out assault on the Mansion wiping out half of the Syndicate in the process. Arriving at Rabe's office, the Resistance find Phil Green and subdue him before taking a look around. They learn that Maniels and Asquith plan on building a freeway which will go through the Wilshire District and coincide with the release of the final lost episode which bring about the end of the universe. They then discover Rabe's payroll book which reveals all the corrupt cops and powerful public figures on his payroll. The most notable corrupt people in the book being Green, Donald Sandler, Bishop Brenan, Harry Gaye, Ewan McAlister, and Archie Colmyer. Senator Galente and Judge Laserbeam are also in the book confirming Shadow's previous belief of them working for Maniels. They kill Green before taking the payroll book with them. They release the payroll book to the public which ruins the reputations of both Donald Sandler and Harry Gaye. The latter of whom is sent to prison. Colmyer meanwhile remains protected due to the CLPD's corruption.
Greek Gods

The **Greek Gods** originated in Greece, hence their name. According to KGBSpetsnaz, they are the gods and goddesses of Greece, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia, Romania, Armenia, and Georgia (the country). Their headquarters is on Mount Olympus.

* Zeus: king of the gods
* Poseidon: god of the sea
* Hades: god of the underworld
* Hera: queen of the gods
* Hestia: goddess of the hearth
* Demeter: goddess of harvesting
* Ares: god of war
* Hermes: messenger god
* Hephaestus: god of craftsmanship
* Athena: goddess of wisdom
* Apollo: god of the sun
* Artemis: goddess of the moon
* Aphrodite: goddess of beauty
Roman Gods

The **Roman Gods** are actually parodies of the Greek gods. For all we know, the Greek and Roman gods COULD be the same people, which is why they are often called the Greco-Roman gods. The planets were named after the Roman gods. In my universe, the Roman gods are the gods and goddesses of Italy, Spain, Portugal, France, French-speaking Switzerland, French-speaking Belgium, Ireland, Austria, eastern Germany, Poland, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, and Hungary. The Greco-Roman gods are the appointers of every boss of every Italian, Russian, or Irish Mafia. All underbosses, capos, soldiers, and enforcers swear by oaths to these gods and goddesses upon becoming members of such organizations.

* Jupiter = Zeus
* Neptune = Poseidon
* Pluto = Hades
* Juno = Hera
* Vesta = Hestia
* Ceres = Demeter
* Mercury = Hermes
* Vulcan = Hephaestus
* Mars = Ares
* Minerva = Athena
* Apollo remains the same
* Diana = Artemis
* Venus = Aphrodite
Sergio Cappelletti

Sergio Cappelletti was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate, and was Rabe Maniels' personal bodyguard and chauffeur. He was thought to have been an informant for the Federal Bureau of Investigation after being framed by Glancy Drown.

"Oi you! Stop that!"-Sergio to Glancy Drown attempting to place a tracker on Maniels' car.

## Overview

An excellent driver of great skill, Sergio was employed by Rabe Maniels as a driver. Sergio's loyalty to Maniels was unquestioned, and when he found Glancy Drown attempting to put a tracker on his car, Sergio tried to kill Drown but he failed in doing so. Maniels and Granny Dryden began suspecting that someone in their inner circle was an informant for the Feds as they had been getting a lot of unwanted attention from federal authorities. Glancy who was the informant felt wary that his cover was at risk of being blown, and so he decided to lie to his two bosses that Sergio was the rat, and provided them with fake documents and reports that implicated Sergio as well as providing them with the tracker that he had tried placing on Rabe's car. Maniels ordered Glancy to kill Sergio which he did with great ease, and it earned him further respect and prestige in the gang.

## Trivia

* Following Sergio's death, his role as bodyguard/driver for Maniels was filled by his PA Dermot Povey.
* After Glancy himself was murdered and outed as the real informant, it's unknown how Maniels felt about Sergio's unjust killing or if he cared at all.
* It's odd that Sergio didn't tell Maniels about the tracker that Glancy tried putting on his car, though according to Glancy's reports Sergio has memory issues so it's possible he legitimately forgot.
* Sergio and Frank Vinci were the only people to suspect that Glancy was the rat before he was killed.
* A friend of the Don of Kanas City.
Big Jonas

Big Jonas was a student at Cardiff University.

"Burgers are good, but the lettuce mmm no."-Big Jonas on one of his food related tangents.

## Overview

A student at Cardiff University; Big Jonas was not very well liked being mocked and jeered by the rest of his classmates. He also frequently derailed classroom discussions by talking about food. He was an excellent chef according to Lazarus Marmite. At some point in 2019, Jonas was killed by a member of the Slitheen Family who took his skin as a disguise. With the Slitheen as Big Jonas, Rabe Maniels was able to become a private investor in the university which he used as a new headquarter for his lost episode creations after his factory in Riker's Field was burnt to the ground.

## Trivia

* Toast Ear was a popular demeaning nickname given to him by his fellow alumni.
* He was a frequent shopper to Hyperdales.
* Grew up in Hartley Dale where he attended Hartley Dale High School.
Omar Suarez

Omar Suarez was a high-ranking employee of Cillit Bang Industries and served as the right-hand man of Barry Scott. In reality, Suarez was an undercover police informant who was conspiring against Scott and his business partners.

"First you work your way up to 50%, need to see what you and your operation are made of first!"-Omar to Duck.

## Omar Suarez

### Affiliation

The Scott CartelCity Of London Police Department

Barry Scott

Duck formerly

## Overview

Suarez was the right-hand man of Barry Scott. On Scott's orders, Suarez went to Toilet Duck HQ in order to find information on Duck's recipes. Suarez was able to arrange a conference with Duck himself. At the conference, Suarez offered Duck 45% of Cillit Bang's profits in exchange for knowledge on Duck's recipes. Duck agreed happily and had Suarez escorted off the premises by two of Duck's bodyguards. Unbeknownst to Suarez, Duck had contacts in the police department who told Duck that Suarez is a cop who several years ago ratted out some of Barry Scott's partners over in West Wallaby Street. Duck had Suarez hung from a helicopter by his bodyguards. When Scott learned of Omar's death he wanted immediate retribution, and headed to Toilet Duck HQ with a large army of mobsters. Duck was able to escape Scott's wrath by offering a partnership with Scott and provided Scott with a much better formula for his Cillit Bang.

## Trivia

* It is unknown whether Barry Scott found out Suarez was a cop or not.
* He appeared briefly in Bride Of Colonel Dodo as a ghost in attendance to Dodo's wedding. He appeared alongside the ghosts of MT Bar, Luca Brasi, and Peck Fex.
* His dossier can be seen in Sam and Max's office at the Central London Police Department. His official rank in the department is informant.
* According to the dossier, Omar was born in Cuba, and had several murder convictions before coming to London. Omar met Barry Scott after saving Scott's life from some street hoods in January 1987.
* Aside from these details, nothing else is known about Omar's past or how he came to be a police informant. It is implied that he was arrested, and agreed to serve as an informer in exchange for immunity for his past crimes in Cuba.
* He was a close friend of Rocco Lampone having attended Lampone's wedding in 1997 just two months prior to his death.
* He was a heavy smoker and drinker prior to his death.
* He frequented Luigi's Sex Club 7.
Bounty Hunter

A **bounty hunter** is an occupation, involving the arrest or killing of a mobster, heretic, or other criminal. Bounty hunters can work for law enforcement agencies, politicians, or even clergy. The reward (usually money) that they receive is called a bounty. Nowadays, most bounty hunters who work for politicians or law enforcement agencies just simply capture criminals so that they could get information out of them. In many Muslim-majority countries, bounty hunters hired by imams just simply capture the heretic and turn them into the police so they can get a reward and the heretic goes to jail. However, in other Muslim-majority countries, the bounty hunter might actually kill the heretic.
Países Bajos (región)

Los **Países Bajos** (en neerlandés: *De Lage Landen* o *De Nederlanden*; en francés: *les Pays-Bas*) son una región costera del noroeste de Europa, que consisten esencialmente de Bélgica y de los Países Bajos, así como de los deltas de los ríos Rin, Mosa, Escalda y Ems, donde gran parte de las tierras están al nivel del mar o por debajo de él.Los límites precisos vendrían marcados por las ciudades francesas de Gravelinas y Dunkerque en el sur, hasta la zona neerlandesa de Delfzijl y alemana de Frisia Oriental en el norte, con Luxemburgo y la localidad francesa de Thionville en el sureste.

La mayor parte de los Países Bajos son regiones costeras limitadas por el mar del Norte o por el canal de la Mancha. Los países sin acceso al mar se han ligado política y económicamente a aquellos con acceso al mar, para formar una unión portuaria y un hinterland.
Don Singh

Don Singh was the head of the Indian Mob, and controlled London's Indian district.

"Lost media is the way of the future... times have changed son."-Don Singh to The Shadow Reader.

## Don Singh

### Relatives

Unnamed WifeRanjeet Singh (Son) deceased

Rashad Singh (Son) deceased

Naz Singh (Son)

### Affiliation

Indian MobThe Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate

Maranzalla Crime Syndicate

Rabe Maniels deceased

Maranzalla deceased

## Overview

Don Singh is head of the Indian Mob based in the Indian district of London. He controls a series of milk trucks which bring him a great deal of revenue. He also dabbles heavily in gambling and has an investment in the Southport Docks. He has a strict no drug policy, but all three of his sons have floated this rule. He disapproves of his youngest son Naz becoming involved with 18K Triad. He played a part in The Great Gang War, and was considered the weakest of the Resistance's foes. When the Resistance stole some of his milk trucks, Singh responded by sending his enforcers to massacre the trade unionists who owed allegiance to the Resistance. Singh later attended the peace summit accompanied by his two sons, and spoke on Rabe Maniels' behalf but also admitted that he understood why the Resistance did what they did. The Indian Mob provided security to Rabe Maniels' DVD store Maniels Media, and Don Singh became more involved in smuggling items for Maniels. Don Singh and two of his sons were killed during the baptism by Richard Fatchurd. The trio were on their way to the courthouse for a meeting with Maranzalla, but when the elevator opened up they were shot to death by Fatchurd.

## Trivia

* He was considered the weakest of the gang leaders who challenged the Resistance.
* Don Singh was originally going to have a bigger part in The Rabe Maniels Arc, and would have provided a construction team for Rabe Maniels to use to build the freeway. He was also going to shot to death while eating dinner by Richard Fatchurd and Fritz. It is unknown why his role became much smaller in the final product.
* Much of the stuff involving Singh was replaced with Frank Vinci and Walter Schmit.
* He understands why the Resistance killed Johnny Buggerton, and directly challenged Maniels, but was very angry that the Resistance had stolen some of his milk trucks.
* His first name is yet to be revealed.
Norris Fieldsworth

Norris Fieldsworth is the owner of a local grocers in Empire Bay which both Alister McPuff and Colonel Dodo worked at for a time.

"Just look at these monstrosities! What's wrong with Midget Gems and Shurbert Lemons?"-Norris Fieldsworth ranting about the sweets his shop sells.

## Overview

Fieldsworth runs a small grocery shop in Greenfield in Empire Bay. He has ran the shop since 1951 where he employed Colonel Dodo as a cashier. At these times. Fieldsworth was much more laidback but after Dodo does something so terrible it causes Fieldsworth to become insane.

## Trivia

* He complains about the sweets and other confectionary sold in his shop yet he could easily change his stock but never bothers for some reason.
* He was born in 1928 in a Yorkshire village making him one of the oldest characters in funnypastas.
Michelle

**Michelle** (last name: unknown) is a Mafia seductress who is an enforcer of the Pegorino Crime Family in *Grand Theft Auto IV*. She was born December 7, 1982 and alongside Phil Bell and Francesco Gallo, the only surviving member of the Pegorino crime family. She was born and raised in New Jersey, and of 100% Italian descent. When Niko Bellic came to New York City in April 2008, she began dating him. However, Niko found out that she was secretly seducing him when he was retrieving cocaine from Elizabeta Torres. She told Niko to hand it over for her gang to distribute. The mafioso who arranged for her to seduce Niko was a caporegime named Ray Boccino and the reason was because the Pegorino crime family was in need of a good hitman. The next time Niko saw Michelle, she was standing outside of Drusilla’s, an Italian restaraunt owned and frequented by Ray Boccino himself. Ray even told her that as her reward, he would fix her up a baccala salad and she said “Aw, that’s so sweet of you!” She also said “I’ll let the boys have their talk”. Michelle also started somewhat of a chain because Ray Boccino introduced Niko to the family’s underboss, Phil Bell then both Ray and Phil introduced him to their boss, Jimmy Pegorino. Jimmy Pegorino had also told Niko that he had heard a lot about him from Ray, Phil, and Michelle alike.
Shaw Fetching

Governor Shaw Fetching is the governor of Alaska and an acquittance of Bob.

"I have seen the future!"-Shaw Fetching to Bob and Bobbie after attacking Mr Weenie.

## Overview

The governor of Alaska since as early as 1982, Shaw was responsible for Bob getting fired from Kinder Enterprises. Shaw lied to Humpty Dumpty and his translator Ping that Bob was working as a spy for John Redcorn who was plotting to take down the entire Kinder Corporation. Bob was immediately fired on the spot, but he got revenge by setting fire to the Kinder Enterprises building. He accidentally did this only moments after getting a call from Humpty offering him his job back with twice the pay after Shaw admitted to his lie. Also, setting fire to the Kinder Enterprises Building ended up causing a chain reaction which resulted in an entire village getting ablaze to the ground which in turn resulted in Bob exiling himself to the woods. Shaw meanwhile approved of Bob's actions, and went out to celebrate by running over a deer and dancing on the freeway. Sometime later, Shaw appeared at Bob and Bobbie's trailer in the woods in order to apologize for getting Bob fired. He attacked Mr Weenie due to him having a phobia of dogs. As a child, Churchill The Bulldog tried to get Shaw to save money on his car insurance which resulted in him earning the fear. He then proceeded to tell Bob and Bobbie a really boring story about a racist beaver refusing to let a bear and deer cross his fort which of course the pair love. The pair then tell Shaw about their plans to find Big Foot resulting in Shaw leaving the pair to their own insanity. At some point in time, Shaw donated a large diamond from the bottom of his shoe to the Grierson Gallery. The diamond was sadly stolen from the gallery after it was infiltrated by Tutter who was posing as world famous jewel inspector Richard Fatchurd.

## Trivia

* Shaw will appear in How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas.
* He drives a blue truck.
* Shaw once crashed his truck into a nearby ditch after seeing Mr Weenie driving Bob's car for him.
* Just like Bob, Shaw's arch nemesis is Gordy.
* It is unknown how Shaw felt about his diamond getting stolen.
Cork

Cork was a trusted associate of 18K Triad. He was eventually killed by his boss Four Finger Wu for his previous status as an EBPD informer.

"This is serious work so don't make a balls of it alright kid?"-Cork to Charles Ho,

## Cork

### Affiliation

18K TriadEmpire Bay Police Department

Empire Bay Triads formerly

Four Finger Wu

Charles Ho deceased

## Overview

Cork was a trusted associate of 18K Triad. Unable to become fully initiated in the gang due to his Irish heritage, Cork remained a trusted associate to the gang and worked for Red Pole Four Finger Wu. He was in charge of extorting money from businesses which owed Wu money, and also worked for Wu as a trusted burglar and occasional drug trafficker. Cork was introduced to Charles Ho at Wu's nightclub in Chinatown, and the pair didn't get along with Cork suspecting Ho of working for Wei Shen. This is actually correct but Cork doesn't realise that Ho is also an undercover cop who is trying to take down the entire 18K. He eventually became friends with Ho, and the pair went out on errands together. He also gave Ho the job of stripping a luxury sports car which belonged to Shen in order to prove his loyalty. Cork was later hacked to death in the junkyard by Four Finger Wu while Ho looked on terrified. Wu explains to Ho that several years ago in Empire Bay, Cork worked as an informer for the EBPD and whistled out on the Empire Triad's most important drug runners. His assistance of the police even allowed the Sea Gift fish packing warehouse to be raided by a SWAT team who discovered the warehouse to be a massive front for the Triad's drug operations. Wu having learned that someone in the 18K was snitching figured that it was Cork so he had him killed.

## Trivia

* Thanks to his Irish heritage, Cork could never be a full member.
* He was born in Dublin and came to Empire Bay in either the late 1990's or very early 2000's.
* It is unknown how Four Finger Wu felt when he learned that Ho was the real rat, but he likely didn't care due to Cork having previously been an informer back in Empire Bay.
* Cork is Jewish.
* He is one of several characters to only have their first names revealed.
Andreas Sanchez

**Andreas Sanchez** (March 23, 1988-November 2013) was a Mexican-American CIA agent from Los Angeles, California. He was friendly with Edward B. Fortune and was spying on not only Michael Townley, Trevor Philips, and Franklin Clinton, but also Steve Haines and Dave Norton. He was killed by Steve Haines once he found out. What ensued was a shootout between the FBI, CIA, Merryweather Security, and Michael, in which Trevor also hopped along.
Charles

Charles is the CEO of an accounting company headquartered in Central London. He is the co-worker and lover of Joseph Green's wife Mrs Green. Charles is having an affair with Green's wife, and said to tell very funny jokes, and has a union payroll.

"I reckon she's actually gone for another holiday in the Canaria Islands with her co-worker and totally not her lover Charles. I hate that damn Charles. He was so much better and way funnier than I was."-Joseph Green describing Charles.

## Overview

Charles works as the CEO of an accounting company based in Central London. He is having an affair with Mrs Green the wife of Joseph Green. Green seems to be aware of the affair, as he talks about their friendship in a very sarcastic tone. According to Green, Charles tells much better jokes than he does. Since Charles is the boss of the company, he makes a lot of money and can always afford to go on luxury holidays away. His favourite place to go on holiday is the Canaria Islands which he went on holiday with Mrs Green to.

## Trivia

* Charles has yet to have a speaking role in a funnypasta.
* Just like Slimy Sausage, Charles also has a union payroll.
* Like so many other characters, Charles has not had his first name revealed.
* Joseph Green seems to be aware of the affair, yet he can not bring himself to call Charles his wife's lover. He always refers to Charles as being her co-worker and 'totally not her lover.'
* He owns two cars; a Ford Capri and a Rolls Royce.
* Because he can avoid two luxury cars and can afford to go on expensive holidays; it is likely that Charles is very well off, and could be one of the richest characters in all of funnypastas.
* It is unknown whether Charles will ever play a major role in funnypastas or if he always just be a mentioned character.
Colm O'Driscoll

"Lotta heat on us this time... both of us. They offered me a price Dutch to turn ya in. (Dutch: why didn't you take it?) Well I still might."-Colm informing Dutch about the price on their heads.

Colm O'Driscoll was the Don of the O'Driscoll Crime Family, and served as a major foe to the Van Der Linde Crime Family during their time in New York City.

### Overview

Colm had established the O'Driscoll Family by 1999, and by then it was one of the most powerful criminal organisations in the city, and Colm himself was one of the most feared men in the criminal underworld. He was targeted by the feds because of this, and he made a deal with them where he would turn over Dutch Van Der Linde to them in exchange for his own freedom. Com also did this because he was seeking vengeance for Dutch and his crime family stealing his truck which was carrying some heroin which Colm intended to sell to the Barzini Family. At the meeting, Colm has Arthur Morgan captured, and taken back to the O'Driscoll Family Compound in Stanton Island. Arthur managed to escape Colm's captivity, and an angry Colm lashed out by having his men assault the Van Der Linde Family Compound in Long Beach, but they fail to kill anyone making the assault completely pointless. Furious at Colm's failure, senior Pinkerton Detective Agency Detective Andrew Milton had him captured by Bruno Tattaglia and the Tattaglia Crime Family. Colm was in prison for nearly a month before his sentence was finalised. Colm's men made no attempt to rescue him since no one actually liked Colm, and they left him to die. Colm ended up getting hanged in the town square. and his body was later thrown in the ocean by Milton's men. With Colm dead, his family was inherited by his cousin William, but he was taken care of not longer after effectively causing the O'Driscoll Family to disband.

## Gallery

Colm O'DriscollColm getting what's coming to him...
Buck

Buck was the security guard for Playhouse Disney Headquarters in London.

"Oh no!"-Buck after ingesting an entire bottle of laxatives.

## Overview

Buck has been the security guard for Playhouse Disney's London branch since at least 2008. In 2020, Bruno Tattagllia, Joseph Green, Richard Fatchurd, and Fritz broke into the Headquarters, and distracted Buck by lacing his coffee with an entire bottle of laxative. They also swapped the keys around in order to buy them ample time. Later, Buck was taken to Royal Hope Hospital constantly going back and forth from the gents toilets.
Sergeant Coin

Sergeant Coin is a EBPD Sergeant and the uncle of Sammy and Steve Coin. He is in service to the Clemente Family.

## Overview

Sergeant Coin has been on the Empire Bay Police Force for more years than he wishes to own up to. He is the uncle of Sammy and Steve Coin. Sergeant Coin is corrupt and he is on the payrolls of both the Clemente Family and Henry Tomasino. He often gets his cousin Sammy out of prison as a favour for Alberto Clemente.

## Trivia

* He is the third member of the Coin family to be identified though his first name has yet to be revealed.
* Coin was part of the Walkers Conspiracy and was on Henry Tomasino's payroll.
* He lives in Greenfield.
Richard Fatchurd

Richard Fatchurd was a senior member of The Lost Episode Resistance. He was constantly suspected of working as a mole for Rabe Maniels.

## Overview

Fatchurd was the owner of Fatchurd Manor and worked for The Lost Episode Resistance as a trusted enforcer. After Fatchurd's personal assistant Neddie turned out to be snitching to Maniels, Fatchurd had Neddie killed and was promoted to the rank of caporegime.
Joey

Joey was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate who acted as a mole for The Lost Episode Resistance during The Rabe Maniels Intrigue.

"I see this guy, and I says hey you gotta move those bikes!"-Joey.

## Overview

A relatively low level member of Maniels' Syndicate, Joey became a mole for The Lost Episode Resistance and provided his assistance to them during The Rabe Maniels Intrigue. It's unknown how or why exactly he became an informant, but he was working with the Resistance from December 2019 to January 2020. Firstly, Joey told them about Neddie working as a spy for Rabe Maniels led to Neddie getting whacked by his boss Richard Fatchurd. Joey was also the one who gave the Resistance the confirmation on Luca Brasi's death, and he also revealed that Luca's killer was Salvatore Manetti. The Resistance thanks to Joey's information were able to track Manetti down and kill him at his own home avenging Luca's death. Joey later informed Acting Don Space Voyager that it would be unwise to go after Rabe Maniels and Johnny Buggerton until the right time came. He told SkyruHe then supplied Space Voyager with a Big & Small DVD made by Maniels which he then handed over to new recruit Fred. Joey's role as an informer for the Resistance was soon after discovered by Maniels, and he was handed over to Liu Shen Tong. Joey was brutally beaten and tortured to death by Tong. He was buried on Magazine Island. Mr Walrus and Slimy Sausage later informed Space of Joey's death, and he quietly mourned it before going on a small rant about how the war between the Resistance and Maniels is getting worse by the day.

## Trivia

* Joey's surname is unknown.
* It is unknown how Joey became a mole for the Resistance. Whether he approached them on his own terms or was contacted by them separately remains unclear.
* He was the only member of Maniels' Syndicate to work as a mole for the Resistance.
* Joey was incredibly loyal to the Resistance as he supplied information to them despite knowing fully well what Rabe does with traitors. He also refused to give up the Resistance even after being tortured for hours on end by Liu Shen Tong.
* Joey worked in Maniels' Syndicate as a lost media courier.
Luca Brasi's Apartment

Luca Brasi's Apartment was the home of infamous hitman Luca Brasi until his death and after that became the home of Officer Ran.

## Overview

This was a building in Bristol which infamous hitman Luca Brasi made his home. The apartment complex was an old boarding house, and Luca Brasi had some family there of whom he was distantly related to. He liked the arrangement as it gave him some family life and protection from surprise when he was at his most vulnerable. After Brasi's death, the landlord of the complex was perplexed as to where Brasi had gone off to, and informed Frankely Hott that Brasi had not been seen for days. The apartment was eventually taken by Officer Ran.

## Trivia

* The apartment was just a few blocks down the road from Maniels Media a lost media store ran by Johnny Buggerton second in command to The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate.
* Prior to getting arrested, Brasi had lived with his mother, but after getting released he joined up with the Corleone Family, and bought his own place.
* Though credited as the Resistance's biggest asset, Brasi very rarely if ever leaved the comfort of his home, and did not reside on the compound,
* Officer Ran briefly mentions Luca while getting ready for the hit on Maranzalla as he remarks. "oh Luca if you could see me now."
Austral

### дата основания

Официально - 1924 годДе-факто дата основания этой компании является 1929 год, де-юре - 1919 год.

## Владельцы

### основатель

Сиррал де Аустраль

Austral - аборнская марка машин. Пользуется огромной популярностью среди аборнцев.

Штаб-квартира находится в городе Сиудад-де-Аборни, концерны распологаются возле пригородов Сиудад-де-Аборни, пригородов в Судамаке, Алсаре, в промышленном районе города Мари-Сталаги.

Создан в 20-х годах магнатом Сирралом де Аустралем. Первоначально эта компания занималась производством планеров, позже - самолётов.

Сейчас Austral и производитель спорткаров, и автобусов, автомобилей и мотоциклов.

## Отношения

### Друзья

Фрит не смотря на разногласия наших владельцев мы дружим

### Нейтралы

Югослав - **~~КОНКУРЕНТ!~~ Вместе ненавидим этого простака.**

### Враги

Фонзваген - **Ненавижу этого самолюбимого чудака. Считает, что у него быстрые машинки... ну и мечтай. Ой, я разбил твой автобус. Ничего, я сейчас выброшу на берег. Хехехе.**
Frank Barlow

Frank Barlow was deputy secretary for the Welsh Parliament until he was slain by Flex Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen.

## Overview

Frank Barlow was the deputy secretary for Welsh Parliament and was a close associate of Prime Minister Rabe Maniels. At some point prior to September 2019, Barlow was killed by Flex Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen who then used Barlow's skin as a disguise. The Slitheen masquerading as Barlow was killed after a vat of vinegar was dropped on him and his Slitheen brethren.

## Trivia

* Constantly dogged with rumours of corruption even before his form was taken by a Slitheen.
* On his off time; Barlow worked as an ambassador for the Willy Wonka Charity Foundation which pledges to give chocolate to hungry cockroaches across the country specifically the ones that hide inside shoes during Spanish ads which are then crushed by Woodie Woodpecker much to the anger of the shoemaker.
Mason

Mason was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate who was an associate of Dermot Povey.

"Rabe I just got a phone call from Mason. Jocrassa's dead. Shadow and Williams are on their way to finish things."-Dermot to Rabe Maniels.

## Overview

Not much is known about Mason; due to the fact that he never makes a physical appearance in a story apart from the fact that he is part of Rabe's Syndicate. He is a friend of Dermot Povey, and told him about the death of Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen which Dermot then went on to tell Rabe about. Following Rabe's death, Mason's status remains unknown whether he was imprisoned for his actions or was killed during the final stand with the Lost Episode Resistance remains unclear.
Fritz

Fritz was the butler of Richard Fatchurd. He later became Fatchurd's personal assistant after Fatchurd's previous assistant Neddie turned out to be a spy for Rabe Maniels. He also served a high-ranking member of The Lost Episode Resistance.

"I say Sir would you like a spot of tea?"-Fritz to Sergio Falcone,

## Overview

Originally Richard Fatchurd's butler, Fritz became Fatchurd's PA after his old PA Neddie turned out to be a snitch. Fatchurd doesn't trust Fritz nearly as much as he trusted Neddie, and often goes out of his way to belittle Fritz which Fritz apparantely doesn't mind.

## Background

Not much is known about Fritz's early life other than the fact he grew up in London. In 2010, Fritz met a man named Richard Fatchurd and began working as his butler over at Fatchurd Manor.

## The Great Gang War

Fritz was recruited by Richard Fatchurd into The Lost Episode Resistance in order to act as a replacement for Fatchurd's PA Neddie who had turned out to be a spy for Rabe Maniels. Fatchurd had Fritz kill Neddie on order to prove his worth, and Fritz then joined the Resistance as Fatchurd's PA and trusted lieutenant. Fatchurd treated Fritz like scum and didn't trust Fritz nearly as much as he had with Neddie. Fritz didn't seem to mind however and continued to work loyally for Fatchurd and the Resistance. He helped the Resistance with killing the union leaders who owed allegiance to the rival gangs. Fritz also helped Fatchurd with wrecking havoc upon the Longshore Union.

## Post War

After the war ended, Fritz's boss was suspected by most of the Resistance of being a snitch. Fritz tried his best to deflect the blame over to other Resistance members like Skyrunner SG-1 and Frankely Hott. Fritz was one of the Resistance members who helped Matthew Williams with saving The Shadow Reader and Granny Dryden from the clutches of Frank Vinci. Fritz was then responsible for killing the unnamed leader of the Chav Mafia.
Sabe

Sabe was the reluctant creator of steamed hams, and later became a salesman for warm orange juice.

"Hey let's start the game!"-Sabe's catchphrase.

## Overview

Sabe was an addict to hamburgers who was able to defecate out pure hamburger patties. He was kidnapped by Principal Seymour Skinner and his right-hand man Harold Joseph. The pair exploited Sabe into making hamburgers for them which they then nicknamed 'Steamed Hams.'

## The Truth Behind Steamed Hams

Principal Skinner reveals Sabe to Chalmers after the latter asks for the truth about steamed hams. Sabe initially appears to be an antagonist to Chalmers. Sabe accompanies Skinner and Joseph upstairs while Virgil Sollozzo is left to kill Chalmers. Sabe then reveals his true good nature by killing Sollozzo and helping untie Chalmers. Sabe then explains to Chalmers that he has a family back in Springfield whom he misses terribly. Chalmers and Sabe head to a local warehouse where Skinner and Joseph are hiding. Sabe kills Joseph while Chalmers kills Skinner. The two then head outside of the warehouse to find a large group of federal agents led by Leo Galente waiting for them. Chalmers heads into the car with Leo while Sabe is forced to get into another car. During the car ride back home, the car carrying Sabe takes an unexpected turn. Chalmers outraged asks Leo what the big deal is and Leo informs Chalmers that Sabe was not part of their deal. Chalmers then sits back helplessly as his friend gets driven away to an unknown fate.

## Aftermath

However, Sabe actually survived the ordeal and managed to overpower the agents who had been ordered to kill him. Sabe and his family then moved to London where he got a job selling warm orange juice in an underground bunker. He has since gotten over his addiction to hamburgers in favour of a new addiction to extra crunchy crisps. After running out of crisps one day, Sabe attempts to drown his sorrows in Pepsi only to get stopped by Pepsi Man. Sabe then reveals that some of the Pepsi he had been drinking was his children. He is left in cry in a room of broken cans and empty crisp packets.

## Trivia

* It is unknown whether Superintendent Chalmers knows that Sabe survived or not.
* Sabe is briefly made out to be an antagonist in "The Truth Behind Steamed Hams," only to quickly reveal himself to be an ally to Chalmers.
* Along with extra crunchy crisps, Sabe appears to have also developed an addiction to Pepsi.
* The family Sabe mentioned in "The Truth Behind Steamed Hams," were killed after they were made into Pepsi by Pepsi Man. Sabe was then forced to drink them
* He formally lived in Springfield but moved to London with his family to escape Leo Galente's wrath.
* Sabe's surname if he has one is currently unknown.
* Sabe is set to appear in How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas where he will reunite with Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Edith Marmite

Edith Marmite was the wife of Lazarus Marmite, and was killed by Rabe Maniels after he spilt a kettle of boiling hot water on him and his associates.

"Shut up, and put the thing in. You know that any lost episodes out there are taken directly to Harold Saxon himself."-Edith to Lazarus.

## Edith Marmite

### Affiliation

Lazarus Marmite (Husband) deceasedHarold Saxon deceased

## Overview

Edith was the wife of Lazarus Marmite, and the pair owned a DVD store together named Marmite's Collection.

## The Homeless SpongeBob Incident

In December 2018, Edith and her husband received a DVD from a man named Wilfred Mott who claimed that he and his friends were regular shoppers at the store. The pair had never seen Mott or his friends before, but decided to watch the DVD anyway. Marmite was initially reluctant to view it, but Edith threatened him into doing so and told Marmite that if there were any problems then Harold Saxon would help them out. The pair viewed the DVD which contained a lost episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Outraged by the contents in the episode, the pair called Saxon who arrived at the store with his transport liaison Oliver Charles along with two detectives named Sam & Max. After viewing the episode for a second time, Charles revealed himself to be Rabe Maniels in disguise as his associates Mott, Johnny Cornwall, and Alan Johnson entered the store. They attempted to kill the group but they were saved by Edith who poured boiling hot water onto Maniels and his associates which allowed for the group to escape.

## Death

Outside the store, Lazarus tried his best to persuade Edith to come with him and the others but she refused. The gang headed off while Edith attempted to defend herself from Maniels. This ended up proving to be futile as she was strangled to death by Maniels. Maniels also went on to break her in half like a Twix chocolate bar. Lazarus laughed at his wife's death, but defended himself by saying he was "a sadistic guy." Later, when Lazarus is flirted with by Commissioner Richard Asquith's secretary Wendy, Sam has a go at Marmite for forgetting about his wife so quickly but he reminds Sam that Edith was an ugly old hag who would have wanted Lazarus to get back out there anyway. Edith is mentioned several times for the remainder of Homeless SpongeBob until the group defeat Rabe Maniels.

## Aftermath

Following Maniels' defeat, a massive double funeral was held for Edith and Harold Saxon. When Matthew Williams asked if Lazarus was going to get back out there, Lazarus told Williams that he was going to take some time. Lazarus himself was killed by Maniels' men two years after Edith's death. Edith and Lazarus were both mentioned by The Shadow Reader when he mentioned all of the people who have died in the crusade against Rabe Maniels.

## Trivia

* Seemed to be the only member of the Resistance to genuinely like Harold Saxon whereas her husband held him in open contempt.
Captain Taxidermy

Captain Taxidermy is a captain in Baron Gwyn Claude's private army, and John Claude's arch nemesis.

"Oh Fleur De Lys you are beautiful as the symbol on my chest!"-Captain Taxidermy

## Overview

Despite being of noble birth and very handsome, Taxidermy is a vain, cruel, womanizing sadist who tries his best to increase his status with the powerful residents of Oakton City like Mayor Rodney Dangerfield and Baron Claude by making himself out to be a hero when in reality he is a coward. As a captain in Gwyn Claude's private army, Taxidermy is the rival of John Claude due to both men sharing the same rank. He tries his best to steal Colonel Dodo's wife from him despite him already being engaged to Fleur De Lys a powerful aristocrat.

## Trivia

* He and Lord Flashheart serve as the main antagonists of Bride Of Colonel Dodo.
* He is named Taxidermy due to him being unable to move his nose.
* Though he and John Claude rival each other for their role in Baron Gwyn's army, it is clear that Claude is the more powerful of the two due to him being Gwyn's son.
* He is a light smoker and a heavy drinker always getting wasted at Golden Lion.
* Despite getting stabbed in the back by Lord Flashheart, Taxidermy puts his arm in a sling which even the narrator comments on being bizarre.
* He was born in Paris, France and came to Oakton City in December 2011.
* Leroy Tate is a good friend of his as Taxidermy hired Tate to help raid the wedding of Colonel Dodo.
The Faustin Crime Family

The Faustin Crime Family sometimes referred to as the Faustin Mafiya is a criminal organisation featured heavily in Oliver Charles' funnypastas. They are considered the most powerful gang in all funnypastas.

## Overview

The Faustin Family is the most powerful criminal organisation in Empire Bay and Lost Heaven. They are also the second most powerful Russian organised crime syndicate in Great Britain right behind the Petrovic Family led by Kenny Petrovic. The family is led by Mikhail Faustin and his right-hand man Dimitri Rasaclov. The gang's neighbourhoods are controlled by the lieutenants like Steve Claude. The family's main businesses include drug trafficking, extortion, murder for hire, money laundering, and protection rackets. The family controls a massive extortion racket which spans across Empire Bay and Lost Heaven. Steve Claude is in charge of maintaining the Empire Bay branch while two other unnamed debt collectors maintain the Lost Heaven and London branches. Though the gang primarily consists of Russians; a great deal of non Russians have been employed into the organisation including Derek Pippen, Steve Claude, Jimmy Karnov, and Frankely Hott.

## Known Members

Mikhail Faustin (Don)

Dimitri Rasaclov (Underboss)

Steve Claude (Debt Collector) deceased

Sergei (Solider)

Jimmy Karnov (Enforcer) deceased

Derek Pippen (Enforcer) deceased

Andrei Bradford (Enforcer) deceased

## Associates

Frankely Hott (Works for the family as a hitman)

## Trivia

* Though the most powerful and prominent gang in Oliver Charles' funnypastas; only a handful of members have been identified.
Idioma kven

Ugrofinesa
  Fino-lapónica
   Fino-báltica

El **idioma kven** es una lengua urálica del grupo balto-fínica hablada por entre 2000 y 8000 personas en Noruega, es usada por la población kven del noreste de Noruega y tiene reconocimiento oficial como lengua minoritaria. Tradicionalmente había sido considerada como un dialecto fínico. Recibió su estatus de oficialidad en 2005 dentro del trato de idiomas de regiones y minoría de la Unión Europea.

Está estrechamente emparentado con el meänkieli y más distantemente relacionado con el carelio.

## Ejemplo

*Kvääninkieli oon se kieli mitä kväänit*
*oon puhuhneet ja vielä tääpänäki puhhuuvat,*
*ja mikä oon säilyny ruottalaistumisen*
*ja norjalaistumisen läpi minuriteettikielenä.*
*Minun mielestä Torniolakson «meiän kieliki»*
*oon vanhaa kvääninkieli tahi vanhaala*
*meiđän kielelä kaihnuunkieli.*

*Kveenin kieli on se kieli, jota kveenit*
*ovat puhuneet ja vielä tänä päivänäkin puhuvat,*
*ja joka on säilynyt ruotsalaistumisen*
*ja norjalaistumisen läpi vähemmistökielenä.*
*Minun mielestäni Torniolaakson "meidän kielikin"*
*on vanhaa kveenin kieltä tai vanhalla*
*meidän kielellämme kainun kieltä.*

*El idioma kven es la lengua que el pueblo kven*
*lo ha hablado y todavía lo habla hoy en día*
*y que ha sobrevivido a la suequización*
*y norueguización como una lengua minoritaria.*
*En mi opinión el meänkieli del Valle del Torne*
*es también una antigua lengua kven*
*o en nuestra lengua, kainu.*