Famous stånkenslare

## Introductory statement

Throughout the history of the strånkensel movement there has been thousands of people worldwide who have converted and understood the truth of hoaning, but did you know about these celebrities who are actively stronking and believing?.

**Joe Bonamassa**

The famous blues guitarist Joe Bonamassa (Bonermaster) Has been a practicing strånkenslare for decades, and has been active in the community spreading the good word of the religion in the public eye; even going so far as to holding a debate with philosopher Jordan B Peterson, leading to a heated twitter argument (see Jarkulating code 403 for further reading). He specialises in the jarkulating aspect of the religion and is one of the most spiritually and physically capable jarkulators, going so far as to jarkulate on stage during his performances.

"Whaddya mean i dont believe in god? i jarkulate and strånk every day of the week man!" *-(Bonamassa when asked about religion in an interview.)*

**Steve Jobs**

The late co-founder of tech giant Apple was a famous strånker before he died. He discovered strånking later in his life, but quickly understood the book of kitta. He was quoted by many of his coworkers saying "Have the courage to follow your strånk and hoaning kitta", when holding inspiring meetings. His love for the movement can clearly be seen in his products, naming one of his IMAC computers "Macbook strånk X". Sadly, Steve passed away in 2011. The western media says his cause of death was pancreatic cancer, but enlightened stronkers all over the world speculate he died of an OS (overstronk), as he had not read entries 1-45 carefully enough in the strånking lore.

**Olof Palme**

The former swdish prime minister and diplomat Olof Palme was a controversial strånkenslare. Other world leaders and members of the United Nations at the time was worried on whether a readically strånking individual was fit to rule a country and be iinvolved in diplomatic events. In the german embassy ockupation of 1975 in stockholm, Palme tried introducing strånking to the invading terrorists; in a diplomatic effort to get them to leave, and going so far as to perform the *monsterstronk,* or *slamrunk*, infront of the insurgents. Some esoteric High priests of kitta theorises that his assassination in 1982 was performed by a militarist radical anti-strånk terrorist groupe.

**Dorian Yates**

English retired natural bodybuilder Dorian Yates has stated that he owns his success to strånkensle, saying that his burning passion for Hoaning kitta was the only kept him going during the intense workouts. For his olympia debut in 1992, the judges were debating on whether or not using the health-altering powers of kitta worship would be allowed or not. Ultimately, Dorian argued that the divine strength of his beliefs were no more unfair than steroid use, which the judges agreed with. This would make him the only bodybuilder of the "mass monster era" to not take any PEDs.

Now as a retired man, Dorian has spread the good word of kitta all around the world, speaking especially in the fitness community about the powers of strånkensler as an alternative to dangerous steroid abuse.

**Donald J. Trump**

Donald trump is widely know in the strånkänsel community and religious values for his time as the most renowned kitta follower. While he retired from the strånkänsel religion to become the 45th president of the United States. Donald was know for his beautiful speeches that recited kitta codes while also giving the perspective of why the values of all types of followers always lead to one another in a non-political way. Donalds mission as a true kitta follower was to always bring out the poetic values of kitta codes rather than the political side. So basically although every type of strånkänsel religious groups follow different political stances, they are always united in a healthy, natured and beautiful way. Donald trumps last speech before he became president of the United States is revered and commonly recited by kitta followers and became a standard practice to follow.

Donald trumps speech: I, as Donald Trump, is a valued, trustworthy kitta follower for my heart and savior. And generally speaking a true stronchenslar follower. And this will be my last stronchenslar speech as the 45th president of the united states of america. I will still dedicate myself proudly to the kitta followers and never leave their side. And I will always respect each and every one of the true strånchenslar community. When I first started I was broke. And i didnt have any money. But my true strånchenslar was so nice, kind and pure of heart that I just went and became super rich. Being a true strånchenslar has brought smiles upon me, my wife and kids, my fans and my true heart and savior strånchensel community. I will always love and treasure the time and every moment, every single minute, every kind heart and savior, every kitta, every jark, every hoaning,

Unfortunately, in the wake of the conditions worsening in hål 2, donald trump stopped drinking diet pepsi, which was one of the primary factors in starting the civil war that followed shortly after. Curiously, Mister trump has avoided to answer all questions about Tre ankre when asked in interviews.