Bulls Eyes (Spike and Friends episode)

**Bulls Eyes** is the twenty-first episode of the fourth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the ninety ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

## Cast

* Braeburn as Toby
* Gilda as Daisy
* Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (*cameo*)
* Pipsqueak as Percy (*cameo*)
* Everyone else as Themselves

## Transcript

Narrator: "Braeburn the earth pony has a lasso. It helps to stop animals from getting killed if they escape.

Gilda thought Braeburn's lasso was silly."

Gilda: "You're afraid of getting killed yourself."

Narrator: "She flounced."

Braeburn: "I'm not!"

Narrator: "Said Braeburn huffily."

Gilda: "Yes, you are! I don't have a dumbass lasso, but I'm not frighten! I just roar, and they all pay attention."

Braeburn: "But they don't."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn simply."

Gilda: "They would with me. Animals always pay attention if you roar and look them in the eye."

Braeburn: "Even bulls?"

Gilda: "Even bulls."

Narrator: "Said Gilda.

Gilda had never met a bull before, but she purred away quite unconcerned.

She roared at a farm crossing, and a horse and cart halted while she passed by."

Gilda: "Pooh!"

Narrator: "She said."

Gilda: "It's easy. I just roar, and they all pay attention. Poor old Braeburn. I'm really sorry he's frightened."

Narrator: "At the next station, a policeman was waiting."

Policeman: "There's a bull on the road."

Narrator: "He warned."

Policeman: "Please persuade it to return to the farmer at once."

Narrator: “Gilda was excited.”

Gilda: “Now,”

Narrator: “She thought.”

Gilda: “I’ll show Braeburn how to manage bulls.”

Narrator: “Champion isn’t really a fierce bull, but this morning he was cross. He'd strayed from his field, crashed through a fence, slithered down a slope and now he didn’t know where else he was.

All the sudden, he saw some grass.”

Champion: “Now for my breakfast.”

Narrator: “He said firmly.”

Gilda: “Grrrrr!”

Narrator: “Roared Gilda.”

Gilda: “Go on!”

Narrator: “Champion was too busy chomping to take any notice.”

Gilda: “Grrrrr!”

Narrator: “Said Gilda again. But Champion kept grazing.”

Gilda: “This is all wrong.”

Narrator: “Thought Gilda.”

Gilda: “How can I look him in the eye if he won’t turn around?”

Narrator: “Then suddenly, he did.”

Champion: “Moo!”

Narrator: “Said Champion.”

Gilda: “Oh, oh, uh!”

Narrator: “Murmured Gilda.”

Gilda: “Why doesn't he get away?”

Gilda’s Driver: “Come on, Gilda!”

Narrator: “Said her driver.”

Gilda’s Driver: “He's harmless.”

Gilda: “Yes.”

Narrator: “Said Gilda unhappily.”

Gilda: “You know he’s harmless, and I know he's harmless. But he knows, doesn't he? Look at his horns. If I bump into him, he might have killed, uh, me. Uh, the farmer wouldn’t like that.”

Narrator: “Champion sniffed at Gilda.”

Gilda: “Ew!”

Narrator: “Said Gilda, and that was that. Gilda didn't do anymore.

Braeburn was embused and amused to see her back at the station so soon.”

Braeburn: “Bulls always pay attention if you roar and look them in the eye, eh Gilda?”

Narrator: “Gilda remained silent.”

Braeburn: “Ah, well.”

Narrator: “Continued Braeburn.”

Braeburn: “We can all live and learn. I'd better chase him away for you I suppose.”

Narrator: “And he clanked away.

Braeburn rang his bell and blew his whistle, but Champion took no notice.

Then Braeburn kicked the ground out loud. That did the trick. Braeburn kicked a little bit more. And now breakfast over, Champion chuntered away to join the farmer.

Gilda was feeling exhausted. She was glad when her day's work was over. Some boys were on the platform.”

Boy: “Look, Gilda!”

Narrator: “One teased.”

Boy: “I have some sweets, they’re called Bulls Eyes. I like them, do you?”

Gilda: “Ah, keep your own bulls eyes!”

Narrator: “And Gilda scuttled to her house.”