Desk Fan

Desk Fan's battler from Five Nights at Fuckboy's 2 Schizo Edition

The Seven Schizos (Schizo Edition 2 Afterstory)

Not what you were looking for? See Desk Fan (disambiguation)

> consume my plug inferior lifeform
>
> ~ Desk Fan

**Desk Fan** is the main protagonist of Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey and it's updated version Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey: Refreshed Edition, One of the main protagonists of DFPUJ: The Possibly Obnoxious and Nonsensical Christmas Special, A cameo in Reddy's Extraordinary Godforsaken Trip and Five Nights at Cuntcat's: The 2nd Cumming and as a minor character plus summon in Five Nights at Fuckboy's 2 Schizo Edition's Afterstory. A desk fan that got bored one day and decided to go on a quest through time & space to shit on everything, How riveting.

## Appearance

He is a black-grey desk fan with a red button & three buttons on the bottom. He is specifically the Desk Fan present in the Five Nights at Freddy's 1 office in the original trilogy. On occasion, he has a blunt in his blades and somehow wears a pair of sunglasses.

In the Announcement Ending, he gets a human body to nestle his desk-fan self onto the decapitated head of as well as ditching his blunt to point at the screen. He also gets a really nice little hat, courtesy of the guy he just mauled to take his position.

## Story

### **Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey**

##### Scenario 1 - The 90's

Desk Fan's story begins in the office during the 90s, where he's so sick of circulating air and doing next-to-nothing that he decides to jump down from the Desk and begin trashing the pizzeria, in particular targeting the tables of the establishment. After destroying enough of them he decides to return to the office, where he meets Reddy Radbear, a seemingly low-intelligence clone of Freddy Fazbear who he fights after a short and humourous dialogue exchange. After Reddy explodes, a portal appears which takes Desk Fan to Scenario 2.

##### Scenario 2 - The 80's

After landing in the 80's, Desk Fan is quickly jumped by 80's Desk Fan, who decides to challenge him to a duel after 30 minutes as well as steal half of his experience. The player has this duration of time to explore the 80's pizzaria and prepare themselves to fight 80's Desk Fan. After defeating him, he concedes rather calmly before allowing Desk Fan to proceed to the next scenario. The portal leads him to the Delorean, which he uses for a large amount of the remaining game.

##### Scenario 2.5 - BB's Palace

In a twist of events, the next scenario ends up leading to Balloon Boy's palace, which has recently become infested by the Memories - strange amalgamations resembling many members of the FNAFB 2 cast. Desk Fan must defeat all of them to proceed. Afterwards, he is jumped by all eight of them when returning to the lobby of the palace and is about to get his shit completely kicked in, but 80's Desk Fan and BB jump in for the rescue and they successfully drive off the Memories. 80's Desk Fan disappears before he could be talked to, while BB invites Desk Fan further into the palace where they have a chat. Afterwards, Desk Fan proceeds to Scenario 3.

##### Scenario 3 - 2017

Desk Fan's unfortunate lack of driving prowess has him hit Springtrap with the Delorean, having Springtrap say a simple "ouch" afterwards despite the violence of the crash. Springtrap then blames Desk Fan for how messed up the timeline seems to be, while Desk Fan quotes that his soul may or may not be missing. The two then begin a night of debauchery before being interrupted by Phantom Desk Fan, who represents Desk Fan's soul and is far more crude. The duo end up fighting Phantom's radios before finally making their way to the final radio which reveals itself to be Saxtoaster Hale. After a long and brutal fight, Desk Fan and Springtrap confront Phantom Desk Fan, "get gud", and then fight him. Afterwards, the player's choice to either re-absorb Phantom Desk Fan or kill him lead to two different endings later, while choosing to "fucking explode" has Springtrap play some Minecraft.

Regardless, if either the first two choices are taken instead, Desk Fan and Springtrap are about to fully begin their night of debauchery before Golden Freddy shows up and engages in a bitching session with Springtrap. Desk Fan proposes they simply both join his night of debauchery instead, which both agree to. Afterwards, he is able to proceed to Scenario 4.

## Party Member

### Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey/Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey: Refreshed Edition

Desk Fan's main appearance as a party member is fairly obviously in Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey, and is the only party member for the majority of the game, excluding Scenario 3, 4, and various additional battles.

As such, he possesses a diverse (perhaps bordering on overpowered) moveset of varying degrees of usefulness to compensate for the lack of other party members throughout a large majority of the game. When adapted into other games, without modification his moveset is usually overtuned in comparison to some other characters.

#### Starting Equipment:

 Shield
 Head
 Body
 Accessory

### DFPUJ: The Possibly Obnoxious and Nonsensical Christmas Special

Desk Fan returns yet again in DFPUJ: The Possibly Obnoxious and Nonsensical Christmas Special with that of the same skillset, Yet However this time already at Max Equipment, This is not able to be changed.

#### Starting Equipment:

 Shield
 Head
 Body
 Accessory

### Five Nights at Fuckboy's 2 Schizo Edition

Desk Fan once beaten in Section 2 of The Afterstory will be able to be summoned by Nega-Chin, Upgrading in Tiers once you defeat a main boss.

#### Skills:

buffs agility and defence for 5 turns.
 Heated Air
buffs attack and luck for 5 turns.
 Airblast
does moderate damage, may stun.
 Power Blow
dealing moderate damage twice, may paralyze.
 Shredder
bleed.
 Poison Gas
blows it at the enemy. High poison chance. Hits all.

## Boss

### Reddy's Extraordinary Godforsaken Trip

Desk Fan is fightable (but not winnable against, due to the nature of the battle) in Reddy's Extraordinary Godforsaken Trip. In the event that you are able to reduce his HP to 20%, he will use a move that wipes the entire allied party, resulting in a mandatory loss regardless.

#### Skills:

 Airblast
 Power Blast
 Shredder
 Poison Gas

### Five Nights at Fuckboy's 2 Schizo Edition

Desk Fan is the Final Boss of Section 2 in the Afterstory, He fights Nega-Chin thinking he's another obstacle on the way of his quest, After you beat him he will join you as a summon.

#### Skills:

 Dual Attack
 Rent Throw
 An Orange
 Airblast
 Power Blast
 Shredder
 Poison Gas

## Trivia

* Desk Fan is the very first original character in the Darkpatrol universe.