Spammed On/Transcript

(Episode begins with Jeremy knocking at the door)
Limefong: Hello…
Jeremy: Hey, Limefong!
Limefong: Oh, it’s you…
Jeremy: Yep and I thought that you could help me out with some cooking!
Limefong: Alright…
(Jeremy pulls Limefong along as he walks to Jeremy’s kitchen)
Limefong: So…(yawns) What are we making?
Jeremy: We’re making-
(As Jeremy talks, the camera’s angle is at Limefong’s view, Jeremy’s speech is inaudible as there is a ringing sound and Limefong’ starts to doze off)
Jeremy: Got all that?
Limefong: Huh? Oh, yeah I’ll make the banana milkshake covered cupcake made with chocolate chips and bread with mint and shortcake. (falls asleep standing up)
Jeremy: Great! Get to it! (slams a frying pan in his face as Limefong groans)
(A few hours later)
Limefong: My paws are aching…
Shaduck: You think that’s bad? My hands hurt from putting hair on Peppa’s head and cutting it!
Candle Man: And look at the bright side! At least UCP is defeated.
Limefong: You’re right.
Shaduck: Uh, UCP has been gone for a while...
Candle Man: What I meant was at least there’s no trouble!
(Suzy bursts into the house)
Suzy: Hey, losers, I need you to go shopping and buy all the makeup that I’m not allergic to.
Shaduck: We’ll do it tomorrow. It’s already ten at night.
Candle Man: What are you allergic to anyways?
Suzy: (gives them a long list of things Suzy is allergic to) Oh, only this.
(Candle Man, Limefong and Shaduck slam their heads on the table)
Shaduck: This needs to end.
(Theme song plays, Candle Man  and Shaduck are eating breakfast)
Shaduck: Maybe, we can memory erase them!
Mystic: Hey, guys. (kisses Candle Man on the cheek) What are ya talking about?
Candle Man: Oh, just solutions to how we can get our new neighbors off our case.
Mystic: Oh yeah, that was one of the more dumber decisions of yours.
Shaduck: Not helping. Hmm…
(Shaduck puts his hand behind Candle Man’s flame)
Candle Man: Uh, duck, what are you doing?
Shaduck: Just testing something…
(Shaduck blasts one of his lasers through Candle Man’s fire. The fire-laser hybrid hits Mystic, which erases her memory)
Mystic: Hey, guys. (kisses Candle Man on the cheek) What are ya talking about?
(Candle Man and Shaduck look at each other in shock)
Shaduck: Nothing!
(Scene cuts to the outside of UCP’s lair, which is abandoned and in need of a repair. Six people are shown walking towards it, four boys (Whickey the leader, Gyux, Dyaboy, and Luis) and two girls (Kitchen, and Maps). They are the Spammers)
Kitchen: Hmmm. Looks like the previous owner didn’t do much to fix his flippy lair…
Whickey: Yeah! I mean, what kind of bozo gets reduced to dust at his own supervillain lair?
Dyaboy: I know right, that doesn’t make sense.
Gyux: lo4iwe7sujroslodtuw4joreudj! (subtitles: “We should take it for ourselves and repair it!”)
Whickey: Kitchen, what is your brother blabbing about again?
Kitchen: He said that we need to take the lair for ourselves, and repair it!
Maps: That’s a genius idea!
Luis: What do you mean by “We need to take the lair for ourselves, and repair it”, Kitchen. Because I am wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.
Kitchen: FOR GOD’S SAKE WE NEED TO TAKE THE LAIR FOR OURSELVES AND REPAIR IT!
Whickey: What Kitchen said. Good idea, Kitchen!
(Whickey kisses Kitchen on the cheek, who blushes)
Dyaboy: Can’t we just get on with it and do it already? By the way, I can repair it myself.
(Dyaboy repairs the lair in 3 seconds)
Dyaboy: Here we go.
(He and the other Spammers walk inside the lair.)
Whickey: We fixed the noob-CP’s lair. AND MADE IT BETTER!
Kitchen: Yes, yes.
Dyaboy: Why is this place abandoned, anyway?l
Whickey: I don’t know. (Notices a pile of dust) Is this the dust of…?
Kitchen: UCP?
Gyux: blblblblblblblblblblblblblb (subtitles: The UCP?)
Kitchen: Yes. The UCP. Wait a sec… (Sees the hypno gun, which is still intact) UCP’s hypno gun! Yes!
Luis: Why is UCP dead. I am just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.
Whickey: Well… he DID turn to dust… I heard that an utterly despicable little candle did it. Well, we are here to turn Wikia into a total catastrophe!!!
Luis: Was Baghead with him. I hate him. I still do too.
Kitchen: STOP SAYING “I STILL DO TOO, WOO HOO” EVERYTIME, LUIS LINCOLN!!!
Luis: But I didn’t say woo hoo that time. I still-
Gyux: UYLUIHGVLIYFCLYIHFVILF (subtitles: SHUT UP!)
Kitchen: Yeah though. So, who was with him?
Whickey: A girl who looks like she should be pushing a Katamari, a black duck, a dog, three humans, that Baghead guy—
Luis: Keep me away from Baghead. You still should too. Woo hoo!
Whickey: Why are you scared?
Luis: I have known Baghead for years. I still have too! Woo hoo!
Whickey: I heard he wore a “No Luis” shirt while he helped that stupid candle and his idiotic friends.
Luis: That makes me more angry. It still does too! Woo hoo!
Whickey: Oof. Well, we will stop the Candle Friends once and for all…
(Flashback to the end of the post-credits scene of CMWS, with someones saying creepy sounds. It is revealed the Spammers did the creepy sounds. Now, a little back in the ending of CMWS, there is a paper plane that says something about spamming.)
(Flashback ends)
Maps: Time to reduce Wikia to a pile of dust as revenge for UCP being turned to dust… (The scene zooms to her face in a creepy way as she holds up an air freshener.)
(Scene cuts to the Candle Friends’ house where Limefong’s alarm is shown beeping.)
Limefong: I hate that alarm’s sound, not gonna lie…(groans)
(The snooze button on his phone does not work, so he just ignores it and stops the beeping)
Limefong: Ugh, fine… I’ll wake up…
(Limefong walks to the kitchen where Candle Man, Mystic, and Shaduck are already sitting.)
Limefong: Hello guys!
Mystic: What took you so long to wake up, Lime?
Limefong: I was too tired from the last few days. So I slept for some more hours.
Mystic: Right now it is 10 AM! And you were asleep at 2:00 AM yesterday!
Limefong: As I indicated before, I was too tired to get up.
Shaduck: Fellow little oversleeper, you have one, Candle Man, just saying…
(Someone throws an air freshener into the kitchen, distracting the Candle Friends, but they do not see who did it)
Candle Man: Who is that?
Shaduck: Dunno, but how did this air freshener come in here?
Limefong: WHO LITTERED?
Candle Man: NOT ME!
Shaduck: Not moi!
Mystic: I DID NOT!
Limefong: Then who?
Candle Man: I DON’T KNOW!
Limefong: Let’s go outside to see who did it.
(The Candle Friends go outside. Pesron is shown outside.)
Limefong: PESRON! Did you throw an air freshener into the kitchen?
Pesron: I didn’t do that, I don’t even use air fresheners!
Limefong: STOP LYING!
Candle Man: Hmmmm… (Is using Candle Vision, revealing that Candle Vision can also identify whether one is telling the truth or not. It identifies that Pesron really is telling the truth) No, Limefong, Pesron is telling the truth. I used Candle Vision to identify that.
Limefong: ARGGHHHHH!
Pesron: Thank you.
(He leaves. The stomachs of all Candle Friends rumble)
Mystic: Anyways, let’s go back to eat.
(They walk back, and notice the breakfast disappeared)
Candle Man: WHO.
Mystic: STOLE.
Limefong: OUR.
Shaduck: FOOD?
Shaduck: It might be UCP, I suspect.
Candle Man: Are you crazy? UCP has literally been dust for 2 years at this point! He couldn’t possibly have done it...
Shaduck: Oh, right.
Mystic: So who did it?
Candle Man: Dunno.
(They find old bread at the back of a cabinet, and they all grab a few slices and sit at a table.)
Candle Man: (Mouth full) So speaking of UCP, did anyone see that shirt Baghead wore while we fought him?
Shaduck: Can’t remember.
Mystic: Wasn’t it a “No Luis” shirt?
Limefong: Yeah…
Candle Man: What was that about?
Darwin: I thought he said something about it.
Limefong: Last year, maybe?
Mystic: I preferred that shirt to the green one…
Shaduck: I think we’re getting off-topic.
Candle Man: So who is Luis?
(Cuts to Luis, who is decorating his room in the hideout.)
Luis: (to himself) Red wallpaper, or black?
(The door opens, and Kitchen walks in.)
Kitchen: Hey, Whickey wants us in the main room.
Luis: Ok. I’ll come. I still will too.
Kitchen: Oh, and stick with the black.
Luis: Good idea. It still is too. Woo hoo.
(Cuts back to Candle Friends)
Mystic: I guess this will be a permanent mystery. Then again, how come Baghead has a green shirt NOW, while he had a “No Luis” shirt during the UCP battle? Luis wasn’t even there!
Shaduck: It’s foreshadowing!
Mystic: But foreshadowing what?
Limefong: I’d find asking Baghead himself as the most logical solution out there.
Candle Man, Mystic, Limefong, and the Mystic Stars: Yep.
Candle Man: MATING CANDLE CALL!!! (MCC is activated) BAGHEAD FYGARIUS BROWN!!!
(Baghead is summoned)
Baghead: WHADDYA WANT?! I WAS MEDITATING!
Candle Man: WHAT ARE YOU FORESHADOWING!?
Baghead: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
Limefong: What Candle Man meant to say
Baghead: Oh, okay! Ask away!
Mystic: Who is Luis?
Baghead: … (suddenly shifts in surprise and rage. He takes a deep breath.) I retract my “ask away”.
Limefong: TELL US!
Baghead: ALRIGHT! ...It was about 5 years ago, 3 years before UCP terrorized Wikia.
(Cuts to a flashback. Baghead is sitting at a table, wearing a blue shirt with the words “Tatooine or Bust” on it in orange. He is looking over documents, making little pencil marks here and there.)
Baghead (Narrative): I wanted to start gathering college credit earlier than most, so I started working at the Amazing World of Gumball Wiki. Candle Man and Pesron both gathered credit at the same time I did, but I didn’t speak to Candle Man often. Although the same went for a long time with Pesron, I found myself working with him at one particular point…
202Skywalker: BAGHEAD!
Baghead (Flashback): Yes, Boss 202?
202Skywalker: I need you and Pesron to investigate the commenting case.
Baghead: Really?
202Skywalker: You’ve been working here awhile, and I can trust you. Besides, I just got a new VR Galactic Battlefield game, and I wanna try it!
Baghead: But I still have more questions!
202Skywalker: Pesron can help ya out! (Leaves)
Baghead: ...BUT PESRON DOESN’T KNOW WHICH VR GAME YOU JUST GOT!
(Pesron walks in)
Pesron (Flashback): I was told you have questions?
Baghead: Yes, do you know what game—
Pesron: Galactic Battlefield: Lightsaber Combat 5.
Baghead: Riiiight.
Baghead (Narrative): He later told me about this guy named Luis Lincoln who keeps commenting repeatedly on things that don’t matter. We later found him doing it and sat him down in his office.
Baghead (Flashback): Dude, you gotta stop spamming like that.
Luis (Flashback): I am just doing it to make people feel good. I still do too.
Pesron: Well, it could brighten someone’s day if you do it only once, but it’s starting to get out of hand. You have doubled the comments on extremely minor pages!
Luis: AHH STOP IT. YOU STILL SHOULD TOO. WOO HOO!
Baghead (Narrative): He continued to do it even after he was kicked out. He kept using disguises, but we saw through him every time. Eventually he stopped, but something was with him when I next saw him…
(Baghead is shown walking down the street. Luis is shown stalking him. Baghead turns around and sees him.)
Baghead (Flashback): DUDE!
Luis: You kicked me out of college. You still did too.
Baghead: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Luis: Revenge.
(Luis is shown Force choking Baghead.)
Baghead: A (eerfff) Jedi!
Luis: Die.
Baghead: STOP!
(He Force pushes Luis over, releasing Baghead. He runs away.)
Luis: I will have revenge. I still do too.
Baghead (Running away, but not out of earshot): THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Luis: Ugh.
Baghead (Narrative): I haven’t seen him since, but I made that shirt to remind me of him, to remember what to do when I see him again.
(Flashback ends. Silence for 3 seconds, only the background music being heard. Then…)
Candle Man: Okay then.
Limefong: So, since Baghead just explained to us about Luis Lincoln, can he go?
Candle Man: Oh, okay then. (as he de-activates Mating Candle Call and teleports Baghead back to where he was) MATING CANDLE HANGING UP! BAGHEAD FYGARIUS BROWN!
Baghead: Wait, no! I didn’t explain that-
(Baghead suddenly teleports back to his house)
Baghead: -Luis has a group of spammers now! (Realize he’s back home, so the Candle Friends didn’t hear the last part.) Darn it.
(Scene cuts back to Candle Friends)
Shaduck: What was he gonna say?
Limefong: Dunno, maybe he was just trying to yell our faces off again.
Mystic: Or, I heard a bit of it, Luis is a member of some spam group or something?
Limefong: Ew, spam is the worst meat. It’s canned and everything!
Candle Man: (Walks up-stairs on the stairs) Well, either way, (As he walks to the left where his room door is) I am gonna (Opens and enters his bedroom) play with Teddy Mouse!
(Usually, Teddy Mouse is supposed to randomly lay on CM’s bed, but he is missing)
Candle Man: Teddy Mouse not being there? Hmm… CANDLE VISION!
(As “sion” echoes, Candle Vision is activated. Candle Man looks everywhere in his room with Candle Vision, looking through every single inch inside it using Candle Vision, but still no signs of Teddy Mouse)
Candle Man: FIRST OUR BREAKFAST MISSING SO WE HAVE NOTHING TO EAT, NOW TEDDY MOUSE IS STOLEN SO I CAN’T PLAY WITH HIM ALL DAY?
(Mystic and Limefong and Shaduck walk in the room)
Limefong: I think both of these things disappeared for the same reason.
Mystic: Why not call the police?
Candle Man: GREAT IDEA, MY MYSTICAL!
(Candle Man grabs his phone, taps the screen thrice on “911”, then rings the phone)
(The place is Wikia Police Station, that is where 202Skywalker is called from, as he is now a cop)
202Skywalker (Not flashback): Yes?
(Back to Candle Man’s room)
Candle Man: Hello. Lots of things from our house have gone missing. First the breakfast, then Teddy Mouse is (Now off screen, as scene cuts back to 202skywalker being on-screen) gone.
202Skywalker: Did you try to find them?
Candle Man: (Off screen) Yes, I used Candle Vision to look through every single inch of the rooms, but they aren’t found anywhere!
202skywalker: Well, somebody probably stole it! Whoever it is will be found soon!
(Screen cuts back to CM)
Candle Man:  Ok. Thanks
(202skywalker goes off screen)
(Meanwhile, Maps’ hand is shown stealing CM’s phone, CM notices)
Candle Man: HEY!
Maps: (Having jumped out of the upstairs window without feeling pain) AHAHAHAHA! SUCKER!
202Skywalker: (Voice is muffled as he is over phone) Hello? Hello?
Maps: SHADDUP, LUKE!
202Skywalker: There were more Skywalkers than Lu- (Maps hangs up, and runs away, with Candle Friends watching from CM’s room’s window)
Candle Man: COME BACK WITH MY PHONE!
Mystic: You know, we could’ve followed that girl.
Shaduck: Good idea!
Mystic: Buuuuuuut she’s gone.
Shaduck: Darn it!
Candle Man: Well, I have Candle Vision…
Limefong: Yeah! Let’s just look for her…
(Scene cuts back to the Spammers looking at a bowl of magic potion, with the ingredients being the stolen items - the breakfast and Teddy Mouse. Maps runs there with CM’s phone)
Maps: I STOLE THE LOSER’S PHONE!
Whickey: Which one’s?
Maps: That stupid little candle’s.
Whickey: Good job, Maps.
Whickey: We are going to add these stolen items into this potion… what was it for again, Kitchen?
Kitchen: AGAIN, with the possessions of the very people that killed the previous tenant where the mixture is being brewed, we can create a spamming mechanism!
Gyux: fddd,iutrhtrsdntrdiuykiylidjejdidmdksooajao (That was a mouthful, and I speak in gibberish!)
Kitchen: Enough, Gyux!
Dyaboy: (Whispers to Whickey) How does she know what he’s saying?
Whickey: BRUH, THEY ARE RELATED BY BLOOD, YA IDIOT!
(Scene cuts back to the Candle Friends who are driving their car to follow Maps)
Candle Man: (As he is the driver) Ugh. THAT IDIOT IS NOWHERE! Wait a sec… is that… (Points at UCP's lair while still driving)
Candle Man, Mystic, Limefong, and Shaduck: (Shocked) UCP'S LAIR?
Candle Man: HOLD UP! I always wanted to do THIS!
(Speeds up the car, crashing into the lair, which causes mass damage in the lair's wall)
(The Spammers notice)
Whickey: What was that?
The other Spammers: (Shrug it off)
Kitchen: Anyways… Maps, the phone!!!
(Maps tosses the phone intending to put it in the cauldron in the middle of the room, but the phone stops in midair, hovering above the cauldron.)
Luis: B-B-Baghead?
Candle Man (offscreen): Well that’s hardly fair.
(The entire Candle Friends gang is shown there, with Candle Man using a fishing rod to hang the phone in midair.)
Candle Man: There are more special people in this world than Baghead, you know.
Whickey: It’s you! You’re the one who murdered UCP!
Candle Man: I prefer the word annihilated.
Whickey: Get them!
(The spammers run toward the main 4: Dyaboy runs toward Mystic, but Mystic hits him with a Katamari.)
Whickey: I told you she should be pushing a Katamari!
(Gyux runs toward Shaduck.)
Gyux: bdgeheysjsiendnruwumsnzxpejqkwnetriwaenejrocufyrnmsbcjsiwuvqernkrdndj- (Subtitles: "I'M CHOKING YOU YOU IDI-")
(Shaduck throws exploding eggplants into Gyux’s mouth)
Gyux: alphabeta (BOOMBOOMBOOM! [Eggplants exploding sounds])....erff….
Shaduck: SHUT UP!
(Maps runs towards Limefong.)
Maps: I bet I’m the smartest one here.
Limefong: Oh, yeah? What is the tallest species of tree?
Maps: Sequoia. What are the names of Mars’ two moons?
Limefong: Deimos and Phobos. How many people in this city are Force-sensitive?
Maps: One: Baghead, according to Whickey.
Limefong: No, two: Baghead, and Luis.
Maps: (mad) What?
Luis: I forgot to tell you something. I still-
(Maps starts beating up Luis.)
Limefong: Ha ha—Wait! OUR OBJECTS! (As Whickey already dropped the objects into the potion and is about to mix them, Limefong uses telekinesis to get the objects out of there, but while spilling the potion, breaking the glass it was in)
Limefong: YES!
(CM pulls out an eggplant while walking towards Whickey)
Whickey: Pfft. I can kill you at the blink of an eye-
(CM puts the eggplant in his mouth… then spits it all over Whickey's face)
Whickey: WAGHHHH! FIRST YA FOUR RUIN OUR PLANS, THEN ONE OF YA GUYS SPIT EGGPLANTS OVER MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!
Kitchen: I WILL KILL YOU CANDLE MAN!
(The Candle Friends are already in their car)
Candle Man: Not now, Kitchbish!
(Drives away at max speed, with him driving up a cliff then landing right next to the Candle Friends' house. The other Candle Friends are shocked from this just like Anais and Darwin in "The Bumpkin", but CM is oblivious)
Mystic: Why on Earth did I not drive instead of him?
Limefong: CANDLE MAN! YOU WERE DRIVING LIKE CRAZY!
Shaduck: I’m honestly surprised about Candle Man having a driver’s license…
Candle Man: Come on, it was just some speeding-up…
Mystic: YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR LICENSE REVOKED!
Candle Man: Well, at least we got the objects back…
(Silence, then everyone starts agreeing. Candle Man’s phone starts ringing.)
Candle Man: Hello?
Baghead: (Over phone) It’s me.
Candle Man: Hey, Bag. Wassup?
Baghead: You sent me back too early. I still had more to tell you. I would’ve gotten ahold of you quicker, but someone kept telling me to “SHADDUP” every time I called.
(Everyone looks at each other.)
Baghead: Anyway, I was going to say Luis is in a gang called the Spammers. They want to destroy Wikia, too!
Candle Man: Uh, yeah, we got that already.
Baghead: Why do you-
(Candle Man hangs up)
Candle Man: A “goodbye” would have been nice…
Limefong: Jeah.
(Phone rings again.)
Candle Man: Hello?
Baghead: You know what would’ve been nice? You are not sending me back to where I was before I tell you everything!
Candle Man: How did you hear me?
Baghead: You never hung up, you put me on speaker.
Candle Man: It was Mating Candle Call, and the deactivation of it, and it doesn’t have a speaker mode!
Baghead: No, it was your pho-
Candle Man: BYE! (Hangs up for real)
Limefong: Yannow, Candle Man, you could be a bit nicer…
Candle Man: But why? DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID?!
Mystic: But wait, I don’t think-
Candle Man: ANYWAY, let’s just get out of the car now…
(The scene zooms out, revealing Candle Man had caused tire marks all around the town when the 4 get out of the car)
Shaduck: Yeesh, Candle Man. You sure did make a mess…
Candle Man: At least I can actually drive!
(Flashback to Shaduck first taking his driving test)
Wakko: You ready?
Shaduck: Heck yeah!
(Shaduck gets in the car and begins to drive, he drives terribly crashing into everything in sight and causing several people to end up on his windshield. Shaduck is about to press the windshield wiper button but Wakko stops him)
Wakko: Wait!
Shaduck: What?
Wakko: You don’t wanna press that, then you’ll be able to see!
Shaduck: Isn’t that a good thing?
Wakko: Nah, man. Not being able to see makes driving more fun, like if you were wearing a blindfold on a rollercoaster ride!
Shaduck: Alright then.
(The car ends up in Wikia Skatepark where it goes up one of the ramps)
Skater #1: Woah, those dudes got a sweet ride.
Skater #2: Wait, it says “L” on it. That means Lite, which means they're a bunch of cheapskates.
Skater #1: Bummer.
(The car flies up into space and then back down to the end of the course)
Shaduck: So how’d I do?
(Wakko opens his door)
Wakko: You, did absolutely-
Driving Instructor: Horrible! And that isn’t a proper driving instructor, that’s an 11-year old Warner Brother!
Wakko: Gotta go! (Wakko quickly escapes)
Shaduck: Oh...that makes sense…
(Flashback ends)
Shaduck: It wasn’t my fault a wacky 11 year old was teaching me!
Candle Man: You should’ve realised when he told you NOT TO CLEAR THE WINDSHIELD!
Shaduck: I didn’t want to question him!
(Candle Man facepalms as Baghead walks up to them)
Baghead: Hello, Mr. Not Letting Me Talk Whilst I’m Trying To Tell Them Something Important.
Limefong: Jeah, Candle Man was just about to say how sorry he was!
Candle Man: I’m sorry?
Baghead: I accept your apology. Anyway, you should take those guys seriously. They can and might be a threat.
Candle Man: Given what they did today and what you described about the one in a hoodie, I think they are a threat. Well, why else would they choose UCP’s old lair out of all things as their own lair?
Baghead: Dunno. I just thought you might think they’re vandals or just plain hoodlums.
Candle Man: But they are! Aren’t they?
(Cuts back to the Spammers.)
Whickey: We may be defeated now but next time it won’t be so easy, for those guys, because...I’m already brewing up a new plan! A plan that will turn Wikia BACK INTO A DYSTOPIA! And I especially want to get that stupid duck! He’s the one who did this to me!
Kitchen: He’s the reason why you’re a villain? What happened?
Whickey: You see, a long long time ago perhaps 7 years ago…
Kitchen: Woah…
Maps: Hold up! We’ve already had too many flashbacks for this episode. Save it for the next episode we’re in.
Whickey: Alright. But I have a plan in the meantime that will help us stay undercover until we strike!
Luis: What did you mean by “this episode”, Maps. Just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo!
Maps: Never mind. So what do you have in mind, my friend?
Whickey: Here it is:
(He begins whispering indistinctly. Cuts back to the Candle Friends, who are now in Peppa and George’s house along with the rest of the TV friends)
Candle Man: Hello, we have gathered here today because…
Shaduck: YAH! (Shaduck blasts his laser through Candle Man’s flames which hits all the TVland friends but then Candle Man and Shaduck as well)
Candle Man: What are we doing here?
Shaduck: I dunno…
Peppa: Can you get out of my house now, please? It kinda looks like a personal invasion to me...
(Everyone except Peppa and George leave)
George: Now it's just the two of us. Let's have fun!
Peppa: Yeah!
(Peppa and George bounce on the sofa, play hide and seek, eat food and then watch TV)
George: Best wife ever!
Peppa: Wife?
George: Yeah, wife! I love my wife!
Peppa:...I think you mean life….
George: Same thing!
Peppa: Ugh… no. Wait a minute...WHY DO I HAVE HAIR!?
(Scene changes to the Candle Friends back at the house.)
Candle Man: In hindsight, Baghead was right. We haven’t seen the last of those Spammers.
Shaduck: I agree.
(They turn on the TV, and the Cloning War is on.)
Candle Man: The Cloning War… where have I heard that name before?
Reporter: We interrupt this awesome show with breaking news!
Limefong: Ooh, I hope they’re finally allowing us to go to the local science lab!
Reporter: A new group called the Spammers has robbed the local bank!
A policeman on the screen: They got away so fast, we couldn’t catch them. This is not the first time we’ve had to deal with their petty crimes.
Candle Man: Oh, THOSE GUYS AGAIN?!
Mystic: Relax, the police can deal with it!
Candle Man: I guess.
Shaduck: Well, let’s see what this show is, now that the news is over.
(But suddenly, Candle Man’s phone rings.)
Candle Man: Yello?
King of Wikia: Hello, Candle Man.
Candle Man: Oh, hey, King! Whaddup?
(He puts the King on speaker.)
King of Wikia: I need you and your friends to stop that band of Spammers before more bad things happen.
(Everyone groans.)
Limefong: Whyyyyyyyyyy?
Mystic: Baghead defends Wikia, right? Go tell Baghead!
King of Wikia: Baghead took a trip back to Aleon Beta.
Shaduck: Well, what about the police?
King of Wikia: I can’t trust them. Besides, (singsongy) you’ll get paiiiiiiiid!
(They all sit up and smile real big.)
Candle Man: Really?!
King of Wikia: Yes. Will you do it?
(They look at each other for a second.)
Candle Man: Yes, we will!
King of Wikia: Great! Hopefully you do not fail me.
Limefong: We won’t, sir.
King of Wikia: I know you won’t. Bye, now!
(Hangs up)
Candle Man: Hands in, everyone!
(They put their hands in.)
Candle Man: On three. One...two...three…
Everyone: CANDLE FRIENDS!
(They get another call.)
Candle Man: Yes?
Queen of Wikia: Sorry it’s so soon, but we need you to stop them already. Are you up for it?
(Zooms in on Candle Man.)
Candle Man: Yes. Time to light it up!
(Episode ends)