Axol Yelof

Axol Yelof was an apprentice in the McLad Clan prior to the Goat Manor Bloodbath. He was in the watchtower prior to the invasion of the combined force of Lowlanders, Algazzors, Cultists, and Vigonians. He fell asleep on guard duty and woke by the sound of his own fart, but by then it was already too late. He is also a manlet and he never learns.

Contrary to popular belief, his fart was not the normal kind. It was deadly. Axol knew this, which is why he wore a mask made my Turksy Turk at all times not to suffocate from his own farts and gases which he passed as he was sleeping. As a matter of fact, after this incident, he installed a tube directly into his anus that was connected to a small bag made to conserve his farts. He used this in battle against the cultists. However, he was captured by the King Arse Guard and was then forced to live on a beans-only diet to produce he most horrid farts known to lad kind. He was also forced to convert to the Vagina God faith.

"The hag faith is a path way to many abilities to fart some consider... Unnatural." - King Arse

These farts would later become to be known as Haglon B, the gas that was used to gas lads in Arseschwitz. He met his death when he accidentally plugged the tube connected to his anus into his gas mask, filling his gas mask with Haglon B. And such is the tragedy of Alox Yelof. He could protect the ones he loved from his farts, but not himself.

### **Conspiracy Theories**

Ongus McLad, who suffered severe PTSD and trauma after the McLad Bloodbath, argued that Axol Yelof was the mastermind behind the Goat Manor Bloodbath. According to Ongus McLad, former spokesperson for the Highland Truth Alliance, Axol Yelof had openly admitted to orchestrating the Goat Manor Bloodbath. Ongus claims that the reason Axol got away with it is because the McLads know of Axol's connections to the Amoungst and that the McLads are afraid of the consequences of prosecuting him. According to Ongus, the Amoungst were never persecuted by the King Arse Guard but are in the fact the faction behind all the events leading up to King Arse's rise to power. Their supposed destruction at the hands of the King Arse Guard was intended to allow its members to go into hiding and exert greater control from behind the scenes.

Ongus would continue to argue for the arrest of Axol Yelof until his death by the King Arse Guard. Some members of the Highland Truth Alliance still stand by Ongus' claims. Although not the Highland Truth Alliance's official stance, older members argue that Axol Yelof never died nor that he was sent to Arseschwitz. One famous theory is that the McLads lied about Axol's death, and that Axol is still alive somewhere out there.

The motivations for Axol Yelof's involvement in Goat Manor Bloodbath range from gaining political power to the extreme - that Axol Yelof is some kind of otherwordly being with motivations that far exceed lad understanding of the universe.

There is no evidence for any of the conspiracy theories and all records prove that Axol Yelof died after inhaling his own fart.[1][2][3]

**References**

1. McLad, Helmic (24 AR) "Bizarre theories surrounding former McLad apprentice Axol Yelof" *Highland News (Article)*.
2. Axol Yelof death certificate, retrieved 19 AR from Arseschwitz
3. Clachlan Laddinger (26 AR) "The conspiracy theories corrupting Scarecrow's End's youth" *The Daily Whisky (Blog).*