Joe Hawley

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**Joseph Robert Hawley** is the rhythm guitarist and one of the vocalists of Tally Hall. He is also the project director for ミラクルミュージカル (Miracle Musical), in addition to this, he has also released a solo comedy hip-hop album under his own name entitled Joe Hawley Joe Hawley.

## Bio

Joe was born and raised in Bloomfield Hills, MI. He attended Lahser High School, overlapping in his time there with Ross Federman.

He was a film/English double major at the University of Michigan, and graduated in 2005. While at college, he formed the comedy troupe anonyMous and produced the feature film Sargasm, from which many of Tally Hall's early videos were taken.

He was introduced to Rob Cantor their sophomore year through their mutual friend Andrew Laurich, a housemate of Rob and Andrew Horowitz. They sat next to each other in a musicology course, and eventually Rob convinced Joe to join the band he'd formed with Andrew and Zubin Sedghi.

Joe was the one who proposed the name Tally Hall, after the former site of Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

He is a vegetarian, in theory. He's a great, red, original, observant, extrodinary, and rambunctious man.[1]

You can also read Joe's personal bio from an old website in 2006.

## Website Bio

*joe is the tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial.*

*MAJOR: film/english*

*MINOR: none*

*COLONEL: popcorn*

*SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US*

*TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE: FACT: joe is the oldest tally. FACT: joe is compiling a cereal cookbook. FACT: joe was senior class president in high school. FACT: joe has had several tragic pets. among them:*

*1. EDMUND (1999-2001). pac-man frog. ate one of joe's other frogs, CHUCKY. referred to thereafter as CHEDMUND.*

*2. COTTON (1980-1995). maltese. blind and deaf with no teeth; wandered over to the neighborhood lake. surrounded by a circle of honking geese. finally dispatched by a snapping turtle.*

*3. DUFFY (2004-2005). betta. DOA upon returning from new jersey.*

*FACT: in first grade, joe developed a condition known as "nintendo thumb." FACT: joe appeared on "unsolved mysteries." FICTION: joe hates white people. FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.\* he's pondering it right now.*

* DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time.

*TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST: 1. double-jointed fingers? Y 2. part-native american? Y 4. three? N*

*"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 BOB AND DARLINE HAWLEY*

## ミラクルミュージカル

Joe Hawley spearheads the ミラクルミュージカル project, with many of their songs coming from ideas and demos that were written with Tally Hall.

## Songs

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum:

* Good Day
* Welcome to Tally Hall
* Taken for a Ride
* The Bidding
* Banana Man
* Spring and a Storm
* Ruler of Everything
* Hidden in the Sand

Good & Evil:

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* Sacred Beast
* Hymn for a Scarecrow
* A Lady
* Turn the Lights Off
* Fate of the Stars

ミラクルミュージカル:

* Introduction to the Snow
* Isle Unto Thyself
* Black Rainbows
* White Ball
* Murders
* The Mind Electric
* Time Machine
* Stranded Lullaby
* Dream Sweet in Sea Major
* Variations on a Cloud

Joe Hawley Joe Hawley:

* Joe Hawley Attacks (feat. Rob Cantor)
* Black People White People (feat. Tulsi Devi, Bora Karaca & Patrick Ratliff)
* Bring Her Along (feat. Edu)
* Crazy Food (feat. Laurel Stucky & Vomitron)
* Rotary Park (feat. Zubin Sedghi)
* Your Mother is a Basketball (feat. Michael Gregory, Stephanie Koenig & Allegra Rosenberg)
* Hoodz 'n the Woodz (feat. A Part Of)
* The Apologue of Hot Rod Duncan (feat. Ross Federman)
* (piD mujoC .taef) LaineD s'eltotsirA
* Bahamian Rap City
* We Are in Space (feat. Amanda Jayne & Uncle Salsa)
* Go to Bed (feat. Minimall)
* White Rabbit (feat. Grace Slick)

Misc.:

* L'Frou Jibet (unreleased)
* The Gobble Chicken Song (unreleased)

## External links

* Official Website
* Bandcamp
* Youtube
* Facebook
* Reddit
* Spotify