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The Windfall

> "*Four boys, one hundred dollars, a million problems.*"
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***The Windfall*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

Two robbers escape from a heist with a suitcase full of money, but accidentally drop a one-hundred dollar bill on the ground in the process, unbeknownst to them. As they make their getaway, they realize they’re missing a bill.

That night, Julian returns to his house to tell Charlie, Ethan, and Jonah that he found a one-hundred dollar bill on the street while he was scootering. Tim overhears this and greets the boys. The boys debate what they should do with it, and a physical struggle ensues. In a panic, Jonah cracks a beer bottle over Julian’s head and then insists that they should return the money.

The next morning, the boys put up flyers for the lost bill. The two robbers happen to come across one of the flyers while walking down the street, believing it to be the same one they’d lost.

After they finished putting up the flyers, the boys patiently wait for someone to come up and claim it. However, the robbers track them down and injure Julian—already wearing a neck brace—with a baseball bat, sending him to the ground. Charlie’s willing to hand it over, but as thugs, Ethan doesn’t believe they’re the rightful owners.

Tim returns from the supermarket just in time to witness the standoff. Having heard the boys’ dilemma the night before, he gives Charlie a rousing speech about why he should return it, using Shrek as a metaphor. Inspired, Charlie moves to return it, but surprisingly ends up ripping the bill in front of the robbers’ faces, claiming none of them deserve it. Figuring they already stole a million dollars anyway, the robbers run off.

Tim and the boys berate Charlie for misinterpreting Tim’s monologue, and not taking the apparent hint that Tim was going to beat up the robbers with a watermelon so the boys could have the money to themselves, especially now with Julian requiring medical attention. Though Charlie believes he thought he understood them correctly, he gives up trying to defend himself.

## Stills

Charlie asks about Shrek.Julian having fun.The robbers find the flyer.Charlie rips up the bill.
Just What I Wanted

Title card

Zack

***Just What I Wanted*** is a drama film directed by Brim Chamberland and starring Jack, Rack, and Zack. It was nominated for an Oscar and succeeded by a sequel, *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”*.

## Plot

Actor 1 sits on a bench overlooking a peaceful lake and says he loves his life and his family. Actor 2, an FBI Agent, sits down and tells him he will have to leave his family because there is a bus waiting to take him somewhere.

Actor 1 hops on the bus, and leaves his life behind. He laments his situation to another passenger, Actor 3, who encourages him that he’ll do great things one day, before Actor 1 falls asleep. The villainous Actor 3 addresses the audience that this was “just what he wanted,” and the film abruptly ends.

## Cast & Crew

* Jack...Actor 1
* Rack...Actor 2
* Zack...Actor 3
* Brim Chamberland...Director
* Jone...Key Grip
* Charge...Best Boy
* Jint...Editor
* Thorm...Costume Designer
* Lars...Lighting
* Ian...Craft Services
* Rich...Stunts
* Rick...Stunts
* Zach...Stunts
* Mickey...Stunts
* Moe...Stunts
* Joe...Stunts
* Dack...Stunts
* Dash...Stunts
* Jill...Stunts
* Frank...Stunts
* Lank...Stunts
* Choe...Stunts
* Bro...Stunts
* Charles...Stunts
* Gnarles...Stunts
* Beaver...Stunts
* Carl...Animal Helper
* Charl...Animal Helper
* Steve...Animal Helper
* Buzz...Animal Helper
* Nick...Animal Helper
* Thill...Animal Helper
* Jeff...Animal Helper
* Bratt...Animal Helper
* Raz...Animal Helper
* Phil...Animal Helper
* Austin...Animal Helper

## Stills

Actor 2 gives Actor 1 the bad news.Actor 1 approaches the bus.Actor 3 talks to Actor 1 on the bus.Actor 1 reaches for a new life.
Kenton

> "*Deckard runs at approximately ten miles per hour. He’s an athlete, well-trained. Squilman’s Law dictates that the angle of my hand is inversely proportional to his distance from my fist. Five feet away. I need to act fast. Forward motion, full shoulder, follow through. Predicted damage: short-term, forty HP at most. Remember to exhale.*"
> ― Kenton running over the calculations to defeat Deckard in his head.
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**Kenton**, known to Stan by his handle, **"Red Angler"**, is a loner at The High School.

## Biography

On the last day of school before summer, Kenton, in addition to several other students, attended Mr. Kemp’s physics class in Lab 5 as the last period of the day. Along with his other classmates, Kenton didn’t pay attention to Mr. Kemp, which caused him to storm out of the room, locking the door behind him. Though the others tried to pry open the door, Kenton believed their entrapment was destiny, forcing the group to grapple with their new reality.

However, he used his walkie-talkie and contacted someone named Stan, whom Kenton knew by his alias, Cybersword. He apprised the man of their situation and asked him to bring the skeleton key to unlock the room from the outside. As they waited the remainder of the day, Kenton remained mostly detached from the group and vigilant for Cybersword’s arrival. When Deckard later challenged Barry’s authority, Kenton knocked him out with a single punch.

Cybersword eventually arrived and profusely apologized to the kids for accidentally losing the key, but Kenton reassured him it wasn’t his fault. The school janitor happened to show up and freed the kids, after which Kenton thanked Cybersword and joined his new friends to begin their summer.

## Stills

Kenton in the back.Kenton warns their entrapment was destiny.Kenton at rest.Kenton tasting fereedom.
Uncle Susan

> "*Luckily, Uncle Susan has so many video games and a lot of space for me to sleep.*"
> ― G-Rex on staying at Susan's place in hiding.
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**Uncle Susan** is a relative of G-Rex's. He or she did makeup on his *G-Rex Juice* commercial as well as lighting for *Barfers*.

## List of appearances

* *G-Rex Juice* (credit only)
* *Barfers* (credit only)
Hotel Guest 2

The guest meets the other guest.

> "*Who did this?!*"
> ― The guest, to Chef Ghost and three actors in regards to a rude note.
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This **hotel guest** was a guest in room 145 at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites.

## Biography

Chef Ghost sent this guest’s Hotel Guest neighbor to his room with a note reading “You suck, Dad - Son” from the room next door, 147. After the man read the note, he burst into room 147 and angrily asked who wrote it.
Summer

SILVER BLOOD

Summer, (DESIGNATION 003.2) is an upper level warrior currently serving as part of the SSOS divison under the AKIA squadron. Hansir to Nik (DESIGNATION 003.1) , Summer controls air (+subsets/lightning) and water (+subsets/ice), with limited but growing control over the speed of time.

At birth, Summer was fused with the interdimensional angel (Kara).
Carl

> "*Hello, sir. My name is Carl and I’m here to give you your large cheese pizza straight from the ovens at Donniano’s Pizzeria, the greasiest pizza in town.*"
> ― Carl, delivering Guy’s pizza.
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**Carl** is a pizza deliveryman for Donniano's Pizzeria in New York City and was an animal helper on *Just What I Wanted* and its sequel.

## Biography

Carl was employed as an animal helper on the film, *Just What I Wanted*, as well as its sequel, *Not What I Wanted*. Eventually, he became a pizza deliveryman in New York City.

Carl arrived at Guy's Apartment to deliver his order, and Guy invited him in. The two immediately hit it off, sharing slices together and becoming best friends over time. One day, Carl posed for Guy while he drew a portrait of him, but when Guy’s former friend, Sam, unexpectedly arrived with take-out food, Carl stormed out after feeling betrayed. (When the Moon Hits Your Eye)

## Stills

Carl delivers a pizza.Carl shares a slice with Guy.Carl is hurt.
## List of appearances

* *Just What I Wanted* (credit only)
* *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”* (credit only)
* *When the Moon Hits Your Eye*
Rikkee

Rikkee receives a devastating phone call.

> "*Hey guys, I have some really good news. I just talked to the network. They said if we just dial it up, be super crazy, be all super wild, we can go back on the air.*"
> ― Rikkee bears good news.
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**Rikkee** was a castmember and executive producer on the reality show, *Barfers*.

## Biography

Rikkee’s house was chosen as the location for *Barfers* and he himself was selected to live there for a summer as part of the show. He introduced himself on the first day along with the other members. By Day 12, Rikkee had grown close with the group, hanging out and joking with them during their back patio sessions. On Day 26, Rikkee participated in a barf party, and instructed Troy to throw up on their cameraman, Geoff, as part of a prank. He continued to participate well into Day 42, around which time Whestin was kicked off the show and Rikkee took part in the Barf Gauntlet to commemorate his departure. Rikkee also witnessed Drips achieve 1,000 points for masturbating.

Later on, Rikkee received a call from network that the show was being canceled and came outside to tell the others, which caused them to freak out in fits of rage. In an interview, Rikkee expressed that it was the worst news he’s received in his whole life. When the group came together to hold hands for a moment of silence, Rikkee got another call from network instructing them to play up the intensity to stay on the air, which Rikkee relayed to the group, raising their spirits instantly. During their ensuing celebration, Rikkee went to the back of the house to retrieve Whestin, who had been bagged and detained.

Rikkee revealed Whestin’s return, and the crew had a barf party during which each member speculated whether Drips was truly the self-proclaimed Wild One. Rikkee was squarely on Drips’ side during this time, and was last seen worshipping Drips in a ceremony.

After the show had ended, Rikkee was inducted into the *Barfers* Hall of Fame.

## Stills

Rikkee during the opening.Rikkee posing with the boys.Rikkee barfs on Ricky's.
Number 4

4 quits.

> "*This is ridiculous, I’m leaving. The Sweaters?!*"
> ― Number 4 quits the team.
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This student was a member of the Sweaters high school basketball team, wearing jersey **Number 4**.

## Biography

He was present at team tryouts. After Jim was made captain, he was immediately chosen to join the team. However, he quit the team after it was announced that their opposing team for the first game was a no-show.

## Stills

4 with his future teammates.4 learns from Jim.
Que

Que (251) is a mid-upper level Polarian warrior who controls the seasons. She has massive power potential, though it is not useful for fighting. Despite this, she is fairly high in the rankings due to her massive physical strength and above-average hand-to-hand abilities. She is very funny and has a weird sense of humour. She is friends with Seyto.
Stan

Stan makes contact.

> "*No! No! You’re all gonna die, and it’s my fault! Oh, please! Please, forgive me, children. Look at this face. Look at this face! This is the face of your murderer!*"
> ― Stan admits his failure in rescuing the kids.
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**Stan**, better known to Kenton by his alias, **"Cybersword"**, is a co-worker of Gustavo’s.

## Biography

At his office, Stan picked up a walkie-talkie call from Kenton, who was trapped in Lab 5 of The High School and requested assistance, demanding that Stan bring the skeleton key to help free him and his classmates. Though his co-worker, Gustavo, believed that they needed to call the police in order to rescue the kids, Stan took it upon himself to do the job, stumbling out of his office and into the streets, running out of breath as he jogged to the students’ location. Stan later ran through a park, jumping over benches, tables, and cutting between trees to reach his objective. He eventually took a break to buy some ice cream, but accidentally lost the key in the gutter while sitting down to eat it.

Later, he made it to Lab 5, where he apologized profusely to Kenton for failing the mission, wracked with guilt over a mistake he believed condemned the students to certain death. As he begged for their forgiveness, the school janitor happened to stop by and opened up the room for them. Kenton and the others hugged Stan, thanking him for his efforts and proclaiming him a hero. Inspired, Stan joined the students to begin their new summer.

## Stills

Stan begins his mission.Stan on the move.Stan takes a break.Stan makes a huge mistake.Stan fails the mission.
The Tenant

This **tenant** lived in the same apartment as the Brush brothers.

## Biography

One day, the tenant encountered the Brush twins in an elevator, and both of them fell in love with her. She grew closer to Bertram over time, and eventually she and him became a couple. She came over to their apartment one day for her boyfriend to paint a picture of her.

After Beauford murdered Bertram that night, the next day she got into an elevator with Beauford, only to realize too late that it wasn't her boyfriend.

## Stills

The Tenant, her new boyfriend, and her boyfriend's brother.
Ross Commercial

> "*I got this at Ross.*"
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***Ross Commercial*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

Tanner asks his brother where his corn dogs are, but his brother reveals that he never bought them in the first place because he’s the worst big brother ever. The brother says that Tanner needs to get out. Tanner’s friend, wielding a knife, peeks through the door and spies on Tanner confronting his brother; he is sickened to see Tanner begin to pummel his brother, and is caught by both brothers, who stop fighting and joke that he can come out now.

He explains that he was previously asleep in his car parked outside a Ross store, but woke up and didn’t know where he was. Now, he comes home to discover Tanner fighting with a boy he doesn’t recognize, and asks Tanner to get him out of there.

However, the brothers pick up that he briefly mentioned Ross, and the friend is now seen tossing clothes around, exclaiming he got them all at Ross. The brothers reconcile as the younger one recites shopping opportunities at Ross before the friend addresses the camera with Ross’ tagline.
Beauford Brush

**Beauford Brush** was twin brothers with Bertram Brush.

## Biography

Beauford and his brother did everything together, such as waking up together, combing their hair, brushing their teeth, and painting. One day, they met a tenant in their apartment, and both of them fell in love with her. Bertram seemed to take the initiative over Beauford, and over time, he and the girl became a couple, much to Beauford’s dismay.

One morning, Beauford woke up alone. He combed his hair alone, and brushed his teeth alone, causing himself to bleed. He angrily ruined a portrait of himself that Bertram painted before suffering an intense panic attack. When Beauford asked where Bertram was last night, he said he was out with his girlfriend. In Beauford’s jealousy, he suffered another, angrier panic attack.

That night, Beauford killed his brother by suffocating him with a pillow. The next morning, Beauford awoke with a drawn-on beard. He took the glasses off his brother’s dead body lying next to him, and went to meet his girlfriend in the elevator.

## Stills

Beauford can only watch.Beauford is jealous.Beauford wakes up a new man.Beauford as Bertram.The Tenant realizes it's too late.
Carson

Brother - Charlie (007)

Carson, (DESIGNATION 012) is an upper level warrior currently serving as part of the SSOS divison under the AKIA squadron. Hansir to Jayson (DESIGNATION 012), Carson controls metal.

### Powers

Carson is an extremely skilled metal-bender, able to control all types of metal, liquifying and solidifying them at will. As well, he has pioneered the ability to transform one type of metal into another. Carson has great precision control with metal, as well as mass-control, able to move solidly metal structures around the size of Summer's ship at a maximum. Despite this, is unable to synthesize metal, and must use whatever is available. For this reason, Carson wears two metal bracelets when on missions. Carson is fond of liquifying metal to allow others to move through it fluidly, and when bored will tear chunks of metal off of surfaces and form them into soft, pliable balls to mash between his hands.

### Personality

Carson is gentle and somewhat reserved, preferring others to lead or be the centre of attention. He is quietly focused on his work and has high emotional intelligence, caring deeply about his friends and having high empathy. Partially due to his parents, Justin and Cassa betraying Polaris, Carson is obsessed with being liked and others having a good opinion of him, and will often forgo his own needs, or go along with quesitonable group choices in order to not ruffle feathers. He has a very cool temper, though tends to let things bottle up for hundreds of years intead of confronting someone, which can lead to rare but explosive outbusts due to years of letter others take advantage of him. Carson has an extremely high tolerance for torture, lasting 12 days. He loves cooking, has a great appreciation for metal architecutre, and has relatively low intelligence compared to other Polarians.

### Relationships

Jayson -

Charlie -

Summer
The High School

Megan Jimbo

Number 10

Number 13

Number 22

Number 4

Deckard

Katie

Donna

Barry

Kenton

Marten

Charlie

Alice

Faculty:

The Coach

Assistant Coach

Mr. Kemp

The Janitor

This is **a high school** where various students attended.

## Description

The school contained at least a courtyard, atrium building, gymnasium, and science lab. The gym was known to host games and practices for the Sweaters basketball team, and a heavily-secured science lab, Lab 5, was a room in which Mr. Kemp taught physics and in which several students got trapped in on the last day of school. Two students, Marten and Charlie, often met in the atrium building to meet.

## Stills

Lab 5, a science classroom.The school gym.The atrium.
## List of appearances

* *Sweaters*
* *Lab 5*
* *Comedy Gold*
Rat Bastard

> "*Get wrecked.*"
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***Rat Bastard*** is a six-episode web miniseries created by We Have Friends and Gomerez.

## Series summary

In a desolate, near-apocalyptic Van Nuys, California, two young brothers--Rat Bastard and Bad Andrew--struggle to survive on their own. Their allegiance to each other is put to the test when Rat, feeling that his brother can no longer support the two of them, decides to join the Dirtys, a violent preteen gang of masked twerps that rules over the local child underworld.

## Episodes

 2
 3
 4
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Julian's 20th Birthday

> "*Party of the year.*"
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***Julian's 20th Birthday*** is a short film created by We Have Friends and an indirect sequel to *Julian's 19th Birthday*.

## Summary

Ethan, Jonah, Jake, Austin, and Zeke re-introduce themselves to each other and discuss Julian’s upcoming party. Austin claims he can get liquor into the party. Zeke offers to build a robot that could design the party for them, but Ethan insists that it be “all-natural.”

Next, the group prepares party supplies outside and dances around. Austin gets a call and informs the group that liquor has arrived. Emerging from inside the house is Licker, a humanoid alien. It approaches the guys slowly and menacingly, speaking to them in robotic warbles, terrifying all except Austin. Zeke bravely steps towards the creature with a gun to its face, despite Austin’s protests that it’s his friend.

Zeke, however, discerns that it has a soul, and the group ends up partying with it. During the dancing, Licker appears to excrete a reddish substance from its underside, disgusting most the guys and ending the fun. Jonah realizes he forgot to invite Julian.

## Stills

Jake staying awake.Jonah wants liquor.Austin can prove his worth.Analog vs. digital.Bones for bones.Licker being friendly.
Brill

Brill is a Polarian who is not the Ranking System due to having no powers. She is being specially groomed by the Elders, and being on her way to becoming an Elder. She is able to communicate with middle beings, though is extremely scared and perpetually paranoid because of this. She doesn't spend a lot of time with Polarians, and tends to interact more with ally Madrigals. She does not control anything.
Gold fire

Gold fire is a type of fire that cannot be put out by anything except for intense pressure, or the will of the one who cast it. Gold fire is a form of liquid fire, and will burn through nearly any substance on earth. Gold fire will burn all Polarians, and the wound will take about twice as long to heal as a normal wound.

### Effect on Susceptible Polarians

Those Polarians with a weakness to gold fire are far more susceptible to its heat and energy than are regular Polarians, to the point where Polarians with this weakness are advised not to visit planets with gold fire suns, for fear of experiencing symptoms similar to heat exhaustion progressing to potentially fatal heat stroke. As well, as a susceptible Polarian gets physically closer to a nearby source of gold fire, they will begin to experience dizziness, pain, and first degree burns, escalating to 3rd to degree burns when very close. When too close and for too long, the Polarian's blood will begin to boil, leaking out of nose, eyes, ears and mouth, and the metal skeleton may even begin to melt. Due to the already dangerous effects of gold fire on regular Polarians, Polarians with this specific susceptibility are at higher risk than average when exposed to their weakness.

### Controllers:

* Nik (003.1)
* Derek (034)
* Nick (520)
* Arette (ITGN)
Clare

Clare (495) is a middle level Polarian warrior who controls chalk. Clare also has a special ability with regards to her eyesight, in that she can analyze fighting styles through her vision and then predict an opponent's next movement. Clare also lays her chalk on the ground during a fight and feels the way the chalk moves, combining this with her sigh to give her a sort of precognition regarding her opponent's moves.
Bianca

Bianca (084) is an upper level Polarian warrior who controls bones, including Polarian bones. Bianca had an odd friendship with the Madrigal Turquoise, who was sent to recruit her for Madriga. However, in the end Bianca remained loyal to Polaris, severing her relationship with Turquoise in the process, though she will always secretly have a soft-spot and a longing for her.
Tea

Tea (017) is an upper-level Polarian warrior who controls electricity, x-rays, and the metal which naturally occurs in Polarians' bones. Despite this obvious set-up to be a Healer, Tea chose instead to be a warrior, and developed a novel style of fighting utilizing the electricity and metal in her own body, and x-rays for specific lethal targeting. Tea is good friends with Tundra, whom she encouraged to pursue his goals of becoming a high-level warrior.
Ivy

Ivy (851) is a low level Polarian warrior who controls others' voices, to the extent that she can control what someone says, and then have them believe what they have just said. This only works on beings with weak mental shields however. Ivy is an exceptional public speaker and is said to be able to inspire almost anyone with her speeches.
Deseree

Deseree (195) is an upper-mid level Polarian warrior who controls air pressure. He is romantically involved with Gaia, and brother to Taylin. Deseree lost his sight while on a mission against the Madrigals, where a combination of his weakness and Madrigal power caused the injury to be irreversible. Deseree's eyes changed from aqua to grey due to this. However, the injury caused Deseree to have to re-evaluate his powers, and caused him to gain a lot more understanding and control of them, eventually rising steadily in the ranks.
Dirtys

> "*Gorba provides!*"
> ― the Dirtys praising their king, Gorba.
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**The Dirtys**, known epithetically as **skullbabies** by some, collectively refer to the teenaged or younger enforcers of the child underworld in The Pit, a bad region of Van Nuys, CA.

## Description

The Dirtys are typically recruited as foot soldiers or minions of a king and are responsible for extortion, protection, fealty collection, and other duties as assigned by their king in order to suppress, punish, terrorize, or recruit the child population living in the Pit. They are recognizable by wearing grotesque masks and wielding Nerf guns, in addition to their trademark deep or distorted voices and penchant for violence. The Dirtys under Gorba’s reign were particularly violent, and operated out of an abandoned tennis court known as the Hive.

## Stills

Two Dirtys in a dugout.A Dirty with a Furby mask.The Dirtys listening to their king.Juiced-up Dirtys on a night ride.A Dirty cadre.The Dirtys get amped.The Dirtys, with ceremonial guard.Dirtys sleeping.A Dirty firing a heavy machine gun.
Z.J.!

Z.J.!'s interview.

> "*I’m the new guy. I replaced somebody in this house?*"
> ― Z.J.!'s arrival.
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Z.J.! was a short-time castmember on the reality show, *Barfers*.

## Biography

Z.J.! was selected to replace Whestin after he had been kicked off the show, having found an ad via the classifieds. After Whestin gave him his neck brace as a parting gift, Z.J.! in turn participated in the Barf Gauntlet to commemorate Whestin’s departure.

He later joined the ensuing barf party, and in an interview, expressed his gratitude to the guys and the opportunity to join them before losing his train of thought. He was last seen watching Drips achieve 1,000 points by masturbating.

He was eventually replaced by Whestin after his return.
Staybridge Suites

Jack

This is **a hotel** in Hotel, GA.

## Description

Located near a beach, cast & crew from the *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”* shoot and wrap party stayed here, including executive producer Chef Ghost, who agreed to house the alleged deceased body of Jack, the film’s lead actor, in his room after an argument with his director, Brim Chamberland, in the hotel’s recreational area.

At some point following his stay at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites, the Hotel Guest took up residence in Chef’s room, unbeknownst to him. Chef would later kill Brim in a hallway before returning to show the guest Jack’s body in the closet.

## Stills

Jack and the guest in his room.Brim's corpse in the hallway.Chef Ghost, Jack, and Brim in the hotel's recreational area.
Rricharrd

> "*Can't wait to spew for you guys.*"
> ― Rricharrd's intro.
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**Rricharrd** was a castmember on the reality show, *Barfers*.

## Biography

Rricharrd, along with seven other guys, was selected to live in the Barf House for a summer as part of the show. He introduced himself on the first day along with the other members. By Day 12, Rricharrd had grown close with the group, hanging out and joking with them during their back patio sessions. On Day 26, Rricharrd participated in a barf party, and earned points for ghost-dancing. He continued to participate well into Day 42, around which time Whestin was kicked off the show and Rricharrd took part in the Barf Gauntlet to commemorate his departure. Rricharrd also witnessed Drips achieve 1,000 points for masturbating.

Later on, Rricharrd joined the crew as they hung outside while Ricky's ruined the mood with his iPhone games, which prompted Rricharrd to ask if he could do it elsewhere. Rikkee came outside and told them the show was being canceled, causing Rricharrd and the Barfers to freak out in fits of rage. The group came together to hold hands for a moment of silence. After Rikkee received another call from network instructing them to play up the intensity to stay on the air, Rricharrd proceeded to chant “Drips!” with the rest of the group in celebration.

When Whestin returned, Rricharrd pulled Chrent away from high-fiving him. In an interview, Rricharrd stated that he never liked Whestin. The crew threw a barf party, during which each member speculated whether Drips was truly the self-proclaimed Wild One. Rricharrd was squarely on Drips’ side during this time, and was last seen worshipping Drips in a ceremony.

After the show had ended, Rricharrd was inducted into the *Barfers* Hall of Fame.
X

X

X speaks in tongue during his blood sacrifice.

> "*Yes. This pleases me. My body is the bottle.*"
> ― X during a ritual to draw blood for G-Rex Juice.
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**X** is an associate of G-Rex.

## Biography

X participated in the making of the G-Rex Juice commercial, ominously watching on as G-Rex stumbled his way through cooking up the juice. Eventually, G-Rex called on X to help him with the final and most important ingredient: human blood. Claiming X had just started his health regimen, G-Rex performed a blood ritual on him, slicing open his palm and dumping his blood into the blender with the other ingredients. X, speaking in tongue, was apparently pleased with this.

After the juice had been made, G-Rex pleaded with X not to make him drink it again. Eventually, after some coaxing from his dad, G-Rex downed it, and X observed as he proceeded to vomit it up onto the street. X was later present in the home gym when G-Rex tested out the effects of the juice, and again when they settled down to watch anime cartoons.

## Stills

X can't watch.X joins his trainer for the blood ritual.X watches G-Rex throw up.
Tanner’s friend

The friend goes crazy.

> "*Okay, gig’s up. Tanner, who the fuck is this? I’m asleep in my car, I’m at a Ross Dress 4 Less. In the backseat, open my eyes all of a sudden—where the fuck am I?! And who the fuck are you?! Tanner, get him out of here.*"
> ― The friend yelling at Tanner and his brother.
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**Tanner's friend** participated in an alleged commercial for Ross stores with him and his brother.

## Biography

The friend peeped in on Tanner and brother about to get into a fight. After they spotted him, he demanded that Tanner get his brother to leave, but the two brothers stopped after they realized the friend mentioned Ross. He proceeded to excitedly throw around shirts and articles of clothing he had gotten at Ross.
Miria

Miria is a Double Agent who controls her own body and aura. Miria started off as being extremely pro-Polarian - as she worked as a double agent, she grew to love some of the people she was supposed to betray, and ended up secretly letting them go. Since then, Miria only agreed to take on missions betraying people who were evil or opressing others.
Red fire

Red fire is a type of fire that collects electricity - it burns no differently than normal fire, except that electricity can be seen cracking within it, gradually growing and growing as the fire grows, and becoming more and more deadly. Anything that extinguishes the fire will also release the electricity.
Presta

Presta (701) is a low level Polarian warrior who controls buoyancy. Presta is extremely distractable and always wants to leave and do her own thing. Presta loves swimming and spends most of her time doing that. Every time there is a rankings exam, Presta will fight until she is around rank 701 and then purposefully lose so she can leave.

Presta is friends with Taiva.
Zeke

> "*I specialize in machines, so I could make a robot that could design the party for us.*"
> ― Zeke offering his services during the planning of Julian’s 20th birthday party.
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**Zeke** was a good friend of Ethan and Jonah's.

## Biography

One day, while Julian was playing video games, Zeke decided to hop on an exercise machine. He worked out vigorously for a long time, drinking down numerous Diet Cokes to keep him energized. As the intensity ramped up, Zeke became sweatier and lost more articles of clothing. Suddenly, Jonah came downstairs to tell Julian he brought some Diet Cokes, but was startled to see Zeke there. Zeke stopped exercising once he saw Jonah, caught like a deer in the headlights. Ending the awkwardness, Julian then yelled at Jonah to get out of the room.

Zeke was a party guest at Alice's House house during a comedy performance by Charlie and Marten. He was mostly disinterested, until Charlie tripped and fell.

Later, Zeke met with Ethan, Jonah, Jake, and Austin at the Hollywood House to discuss Julian’s upcoming 20th birthday party. Zeke, who claimed to specialize in machines, offered to build a robot that could design the party for them, but Ethan insisted that it be “all-natural.” The boys set out party supplies; Zeke contributed by straightening crushed-up Tums tablets into coke lines with an Ultrazone gift card, after which he joined their impromptu dance party with impressive nunchuck moves. Austin got a call and informed the group that liquor has arrived. Emerging from inside the house was Licker, a humanoid alien. It approached the guys slowly and menacingly, speaking to them in robotic warbles, terrifying all except Austin. Zeke bravely stepped towards the creature with a gun to its face, despite Austin’s protests that it was his friend. Zeke, however, discerned that it had a soul, and the group ended up partying with it. The party was cut short when Licker defecated onto the floor.

Zeke was present while Jonah practiced his stand-up routine about his ex-girlfriend, Sherri, though he disapproved of most of his jokes. While Julian 2.0 and Tim arrived to taunt Jonah, Zeke remained mostly glued to texting on his invisible phone. After Julian said he had a date, Zeke disapproved of his choice of clothing. Zeke sang along during the group’s musical numbers about Sherri; during the second tune, however, he suddenly started throwing up black blood. He evidently died seconds before the song ended, and his corpse was last seen slumped against the wall.

## Stills

Zeke chugs a Diet Coke.Zeke spots Jonah.Zeke is overruled."You're going out like *that*?Zeke's corpse.
## List of appearances

* *Tryouts*
* *Comedy Gold*
* *Julian's 20th Birthday*
* *I Will Have All That I Want*
Polaris

Polaris is a large planet in the Alpha Minoris solar system, located between Iss and Laringha. It is home to the Polarians, the only species of Alpha Minoris to achieve space flight so far, and is covered 80% in ice and glacial fields. Polaris' north and south poles are tropical in climate.

Polaris is idealized by its inhabitants, particularly the warrior class, to the extent that most Polarians no longer live on Polaris for fear of becoming accustomed to it and no longer appreciating what it means to live there.

Polaris has two moons, Kee and Sahani, meaning "little sister" and "big sister" respectively.

The spoken language of Polaris is Polarian.
Lab 5

> "*Five kids get trapped in Lab 5.*"
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***Lab 5*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

On the last day of school before summer, five students—Deckard, a frat bro; Katie, his fratty girlfriend; Donna, a quiet and thoughtful girl; Barry, a dweeb; Kenton, a loner—attend their very last period of the day: physics with Mr. Kemp. The only students in the class, none of them pay attention to Kemp’s lecture or otherwise talk over him, causing him to storm out of the room, locking the door from the outside in the process.

When the kids realize they’re free to go, they try to unlock the door, but to no avail. With their phones all conveniently dead, Kenton believes their entrapment was destiny. Kenton, however, possesses a walkie talkie, and uses it to ask his contact, Stan—known by his alias, “Cybersword”—to bring a skeleton key that can free them from Lab 5.

Though Stan’s colleague, Gustavo, believes they should call the police, Cybersword takes it upon himself to rescue the kids, jogging for hours across streets, through a park, and stopping for ice cream. However, he accidentally drops the key in a gutter.

Meanwhile, as they wait for their rescue, the unity between the students starts to break down due to their differences. Later in the day, Donna, who has a secret crush on Deckard, has a heart to heart with him about their predicament, and they hold hands. Katie catches them in the act, but a sexist comment from Deckard causes both of them to turn him down.

Fuming at this perceived slight to his leadership, Deckard resorts to doing push-ups in the corner. Barry takes it upon himself to calm the group down and keep hope alive, even sharing his granola bar with the three others. Claiming himself to be the alpha male, Deckard moves to fight Barry, but is knocked out cold by Kenton.

Cybersword finally arrives at the door, and divulges that he lost the key, letting them all down, including himself. Though everybody is alarmed, the school janitor calmly opens the door with his key and wishes the kids a nice summer before re-locking it. They run out to hug Cybersword for his efforts, calling him a hero. Everybody heads outside to start a happy summer, except for Deckard, who wakes up to discover he’s been abandoned.

## Stills

Mr. Kemp goes insane.Cybersword begins his journey.Donna insists the group stop fighting.Donna and Deckard have a heart to heart.Cybersword realizes he's lost the key.Barry shares his granola bar.Deckard gets decked.Mission status: failed.The janitor frees the kids.The results of summer school.
Jim's Dad

Jim's Dad instructs his son.

> "*That’s not the point. There’s no game without points. No winners without losers. I’m disappointed in you, son.*"
> ― Jim’s dad tells his son their victory wasn’t earned.
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**Jim's Dad** is Jim's dad.

## Biography

An avid sports lover, Jim’s Dad was always disappointed in his geeky son, Jim, tossing basketballs into his face and telling him to “think fast.” When Jim came home one day after getting rejected by his crush, his dad said he needed to join a sports team in order to get attention from the ladies, citing sports greats and real men such as Barry Bonds, Michael Vick, Tiger Woods, and O.J. Simpson.

After Jim heeded his father’s advice and joined the Sweaters, a basketball team at his high school, his dad attended the first game, the only person in attendance. Though the other team didn’t show up and therefore forfeited the game to the Sweaters, Jim’s Dad was disappointed in his son’s eagerness to accept the win, as this didn’t count as a true, earned victory. Jim’s Dad continued to ignore his son even as his son trained hard for the next game. He even declined his son’s offer to watch the game, claiming his son isn’t a “real sport.”

However, back at his office, Jim’s Dad had a change of heart when he saw a photo of his son on his phone. He decided to show during halftime, reconciling with Jim. Despite the team trailing by 50 points, Jim’s Dad told him it wasn’t about winning, it was about playing hard, inspiring Jim to lead his team to score a single point despite losing the game. At the end of the game, he hugged his son, telling him he finally “thought fast.”

## Stills

Jim's Dad disappointed in his son.Jim's Dad at dinner.Jim's Dad talks about O.J. Simpson.Jim's Dad at the first game."Bowling's not a real sport. And neither are you."
Taz

Taz (412) is a middle level Polarian warrior who controls a sort of alchemy which can turn water into metal. He uses this power primarily to trap people. He is father to Shinna, though tells her she is his sister because his stoic and unemotional nature prevents him from wanting to be close to people.
It Makes You Sick

Rat Bastard episode

**"It Makes You Sick"** is the second episode of *Rat Bastard*.

## Logline

Rat Bastard and Bad Andrew seek help from local juice brewer-turned-fugitive, G-Rex.

## Summary

A Dirty recounts the myth behind how their king, Gorba, came to be. We see Gorba take a scared kid's popsicle for himself.

In the present, somewhere in a nice neighborhood far from The Pit, Rat and Bad visit G-Rex, who is at his Uncle Susan's house in hiding, to ask for money. G-Rex tells them how he’s moved on from supplying the Dirtys with G-Rex Juice, taking up smoking weed as a hobby instead. He recounts the horrors of working for them and Gorba as a juice slave, much to Bad’s surprise. He gives the boys the last G-Rex Juice, ever.

At the Rat Den, Rat disappointingly watches as Bad can’t scrounge up enough money for food. Bad condemns Rat’s dislike of the juice, and claims Rat needs to start pulling his own weight. Eyeing the bottle, Rat gets an idea. Based on what G-Rex told him earlier, Rat secretly meets with two Dirtys and offers to give up G-Rex’s location in exchange for entry in lieu of the check Bad ripped up.

At Uncle Susan’s that night, G-Rex and Bad have a smoke session; it’s clear Bad thinks G-Rex is very cool. Suddenly, the Dirtys arrive, holding them at gunpoint with Nerfs. Gorba emerges from the shadows, revealing his face and intimidating G-Rex, asking, “Did you miss me?”

## Stills

One of Gorba's vehicles.Bad and Rat on their trek to G-Rex's.G-Rex greets the boys at his hideout.Bad tries to cover for Rat's insolence.Ready to slurp."You've met Gorba?!"G-Rex tells a harrowing tale.Laying low and living large.G-Rex signing off.Rat gets an idea.Dirtys in the dugout.Bad blazes.G-Rex and Bad get ambushed."Freeze, juice-boy."Gorba's face is revealed.
Radiation Factor of Weaknesses

The radiation factor (RF) of a weakness refers to how far the weakening effects of a substance can travel to a susceptible Polarian. Weaknesses with a high RF have an extremely long minimum safe distance in terms of power neutralization and adverse affects. Elements which glow or radiate heat tend to have high radiation factors.

Examples of elements with high radiation factors:

* White fire
* Gold fire
* Plasma
* Dark ore

Examples of elements with moderate radiation factors:

* Diamonds
* Ice 7

Examples of elements with low radiation factors:

* Wood
* Rock
Fuck

**Fuck** is the underworld alias of a Dirty formerly in the employ of king Gorba. He was present during the Dirtys’ “night ride,” later during Gorba’s ritual as the Hulk, and participated in the battle at The Hive in which he was shot down by Throater, after which he joined his comrades in proclaiming G-Rex the new king.

## Stills

Fuck goes nuts for Gorba.Fuck, on right, brandishes his gun as part of the night ride convoy.Fuck is defeated by Throater.Fuck welcomes a new king.
Brim Chamberland

Brim shows his business card.

> "*I won’t go through with this! I’m a director. I can’t have this on my IMDb.*"
> ― Brim refuses to take the blame for Jack’s alleged murder.
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**Brim Chamberland**, sometimes known by the persona Detective Varno, was the director of *Just What I Wanted* and its sequel, *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”*, in addition to being director and animal handler on *Barfers*.

## Biography

Brim had creative differences with Jack, the lead actor of his *Wanted* films, and so intentionally orchestrated his death by getting him to ingest fatally large quantities of Mountain Dew Baja Blast during the *Not What I Wanted* wrap party.

Brim later brought what he thought to be Jack’s deceased body to Chef Ghost, his executive producer, in an apparently pre-arranged deal, though Chef believed this was solely Brim’s problem now. Brim had changed his mind, regretting his role in Jack’s death and believing it would hurt his IMDb page. As neither of them wanted anything to do with it, Chef said they should frame somebody for his murder and Brim should play his Detective Varno character to “bust” their target. Brim was hesitant to take part, and asked Chef to simply dispose of the body; Chef reluctantly agreed, and the two parted on uneasy terms.

Some time later, Brim arrived at a hotel room in the Staybridge Suites he believed Chef Ghost to be staying at, but instead fled when it turned out to be a random hotel guest. While Chef was cleaning up his bedroom, Brim later returned as Detective Varno and asked the guest about Chef’s whereabouts, providing him with his business card before leaving. The guest asked Chef to explain the card, after which Chef pursued Brim down the hallway and snapped his neck, killing him. Chef later deposited the business card back into Brim’s lifeless hand, with the message, “This was not a murder. - BC”.

## Stills

Brim carries Jack.Brim walks away from the deal.Brim's corpse.
Deckard

> "*Okay, that’s it! How is this dweeb getting all the attention? This is high school! I’m the cool kid! I’m supposed to be getting the girls and I’m supposed to help us survive in here! Okay?!*"
> ― Deckard loses it after being ostracized.
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**Deckard** is a jock at the High School.

## Biography

On the last day of school before summer, Deckard and his girlfriend, Katie, in addition to several other students, attended Mr. Kemp’s physics class in Lab 5 as the last period of the day. Along with his other classmates, Deckard didn’t pay attention to Mr. Kemp, which caused him to storm out of the room, locking the door behind him. Deckard tried to pry open the door, but to no avail. A natural leader, Deckard asked the others to see if their cell phones were working, but ran out of ideas once it was determined none of them were. After Kenton had his contact, Stan, head to their location in order to free them, Deckard waited around and often butted heads with the other students.

Later, while the other students slept, Deckard kept watch, and was met by Donna, who couldn’t sleep. Deckard quelled her concerns that they’d never get out, and both of them grew closer to one another. Katie, however, overhead their entire exchange and confronted both of them. However, after Deckard made a sexist remark once it seemed Katie and Donna were going to fight, both of them instantly turned on him, seeing him for the pig he really was. With the entire group turned against him, Deckard retreated to a corner to do push-ups.

Deckard challenged Barry after the group started to gravitate towards him, and proceeded to chase him around the room. When Deckard charged, Kenton punched him in the face, knocking him out cold. When the group was eventually freed, Deckard was left behind in the room, now locked again. He gained consciousness only to discover the group had abandoned him. Three months later, when school resumed again, he was found in a state of delirium by two students.

## Stills

Deckard and Katie.Deckard gets caught.Deckard gets hit in the nuts.Deckard decked.Deckard, three months later.
Maria

Maria (503) is a middle level Polarian warrior who controls texture. Maria was extremely close with her sister, Vena, until she became an elder, and is friends with Misty. Though she is a warrior, she is strongly against Polarians being forced into combat, especially at a young age. Maria is kindhearted and a peacemaker.
Mancheck'd

Rat Bastard episode

**"Mancheck'd"** is the fourth episode of *Rat Bastard*.

## Logline

Rat Bastard and the Dirtys juice up for a Night Ride.

## Summary

Night falls on the Dirty Hive as G-Rex frantically prepares his juice while the Dirtys fuel up for something big. Rat, now wearing appropriate rodent headgear, takes the juice and chugs it.

Hours earlier, Throater reveals to Bad Andrew that he lost someone to the Dirtys and that he wants to take down Gorba and his minions as an act of redemption to save the Innocents in The Pit. Throater finally remembers he has a mission, and so leaves to get supplies.

Gorba leads a ceremonial initiation for Rat, praising him for the return of G-Rex, and inspiring the Dirtys—and Rat—to juice up for a “night ride” and get Bad Andrew as vengeance for his slight to Rat. Gorba, Rat, and the Dirtys charge down the street in a convoy in the “night ride” that constitutes a part of his initiation. Rat thoroughly enjoys it. At the end of the night, two members of the Dirtys ambush Bad at the Rat Den, who is then bagged on Gorba’s orders.

The next morning, the bag is lifted and Bad realizes the Dirtys have taken him into the middle of a field. He asks Gorba if he’s going to kick his ass, but Gorba says Rat is going to do it, much to Bad’s shock. Sure enough, Rat appears with Bad’s missing Hulk Hands, and Gorba encourages him as he proceeds to beat his own brother to a pulp. Gorba then makes Rat mancheck him. With Bad down for the count, Gorba issues a final message, “You mess with the Dirt, you get hurt” before he steals Bad’s Hulk mask as a souvenir.

## Stills

G-Rex blends under threat of death.Throater gets deep.Gorba rants and raves.Rat stands in awe of his leader."Tonight, we ride!"Here come the Dirtys.Gorba rallies his men.Rat, with Bad's Hulk Hands, feels the power of the ride.The Dirty convoy.Gorba inspires.Bad eats Doritos 'n milk...alone.She-Hulk is an encouraging presence.Bad realizes what's about to happen.The execution field.The executioner.Bad faces his brother.Rat, ready for revenge.Wrecked.