BFBMLP 1: Getting Teardrop To Talk

Something I did because I was bored

## Transcript

Pen: Hey, Eraser Eraser! Ack! Eraser!

Eraser: What?

Pen: Look what i found! It’s a rectangle.

Eraser: No, pen that’s a parallelogram. I would know.

Pen: Oh, then what about this!

Eraser: Oh my god Pen! That’s a pentagon!

Pen: Yeah, like if you took my name and added tagon.

Eraser: You don’t understand Pen! Pentagons are extremely scary!

Pen: Really? I didn’t think that they were that scary.

Pen and Eraser scream.

Pen: Help us, Blocky!

Blocky: Okay.

Saw: Blocky! Put me down! Help!

Blocky: There, now it’s a T-quadrilateral and a triangle.

Eraser: That was close.

Pen: Yeah, I don’t ever want to look at a pentagon ever again!

Foldy: Hey Tennis Ball and Spike.

Tennis Ball: Hi Foldy!

Foldy: What’s up?

Spike: We’re just helping Golf Ball and Twilight find where Leafy is.

Foldy: But Leafy is right over there.

Tennis Ball: Oh, thanks Foldy.

Spike: Hey Twilight, we know where-

Golf Ball: Hang on Spike, we’re busy looking for Leafy!

Tennis Ball: But Golf Ball-

Twilight Sparkle: Shush, we have to concentrate! Wait, there’s Leafy right now!

Rumble: Hey Snowball, can you try to throw something all the way over there to that pot?

Snowball: Yeah, but what should I throw?

Coiny: Uh, how’s this?

Cloudy: Hey! My window!

Rumble: Sorry, Cloudy! Okay, Firey. You try.

Firey: You try, Taco!

Pin: Hey, have any of you seen my blueberry seeds?

Coiny: Uh.

Rarity: Oh, I hope they’re not in a pot. They are extremely fast growing, darlings.

Needle: Yeah!

Pin: And explosive! Oh well, I’ll keep looking. Ice Cube, have you seen any seeds?

Rarity: What about you, Remote? Have you seen any Blueberry Seeds?

Remote: I don’t have seeds, but I have a fork. My fork!

Donut: Yeah, exactly Bottle you understand. Yellow Face, what’s this?

Yellow Face: They’re forks!

Donut: Yeah, I knew that. But why?

Sunset Shimmer: That’s an extremely large stack of forks, Gelatin!

Bell: Wheeeeee!

Bubble: One two three four five six seven eight nine ten.

Ruby: Wow, Bubble. It’s so cool that you have your very own recovery center!

Bubble: Thoinks!

Apple Bloom: Hey, who keeps on popping Bubble?

Sweetie Belle: Well, obviously not me and my horn. I know it’s sharp but not that sharp.

Pencil: Well, let’s go investigate!

Apple Bloom: Book and Babs. Help us find a criminal.

Book: No thanks! I’m good!

Pencil: If you don’t then we’ll just have to expel you from our alliance.

Babs Seed: I’m an alternate, right?

Apple Bloom: Well, not an alternate per se.

Scootaloo: Really?

Cake: Oh my gosh I won! Sorry Pie, no hard feelings.

Pie: Whatever, you win some you lose some.

Babs Seed: Now that’s one way to look at it!

Scootaloo: Naily, did you pop Bubble?

Naily: No.

Pencil: Sounds like a lie to me. Liars must be punished! Let’s punish Naily!

Bomby: Oh my gosh! Naily!

Loser: Stoooooooooop! Put her down, Pencil.

Apple Bloom: Oh my gosh! LOSER!!!!!!

Everyone then cheers for Loser.

Loser: Now Pencil, apologize to Naily.

Pencil: Sorry, Naily.

Basketball: Wow, Loser’s such a great guy!

Grassy: I agree!

Tree: Loser! Say hi to me!

Loser: How ya doing Tree?

Tree: Loser, you’re my hero!

Liy: Tree.

Tree: What?

Liy: We have to get Teardrop to talk. She’s been standing there silent for hours we need to figure out what’s going on insider her head.

Teardrop’s Mind: Loser.

Tree: I don’t think that’s worth it.

Liy: So here’s the plan.

Tree: Did I just say it isn’t worth it!

Liy: I’ll hold Teardrop’s jaw open while you wiggle her vocal cords so that they make noise.

Tree: That’s it! I’m leafing!

Liy: Woah. Tree doesn’t seem too cool. Woah, Ice Cube and Rainbow. You’re there. Are you two cool?

Rainbow Dash: 20% more cool.

Ice Cube: Uh.

Liy: Ice Cube, it’s not that hard of a question. Are you cool?

Leafy: Yeah she is! She’s so cool! Just like how you are, Liy! Doesn’t it feel so awesome to be so cool!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah!

Liy: Well, since you’re cool. Do you want to help me get Teardrop to talk?

Ice Cube: Yeah!

Rainbow Dash: Is this your way of getting someone to talk?

Bracelety: Yeah! Go Ice Cube! You can do it!

Scootaloo: Why are you condoning Ice Cube and Rainbow Dash’s brutal abuse over innocent Teardrop?

Fanny: I hate you!

Clock: Yeah, we do too!

Fanny: No, I hate YOU!

Scootaloo: What? How could you hate us! We’re both trying to stand up for Teardrop!

Fanny: Because self encouragement only occurs whenever someone is of or dare I say it worthy of hate!

Bracelety: Ice Cube isn’t worthy of hate!

Fanny: Yes she is!

Bracelety: Y-you’re worthy of hate!

Fanny: Yes I am!

Bracelety: Woah! That was very thought provoking. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Fanny: You’re welcome!

Clock: Liy, Icy and Dashie! Cease the torment!

Rainbow Dash: Well, forcing someone to talk is not on my cool list so yeah, I’m just going to bail.

Liy: Ice Cube will stop when she wants to stop!

Ice Cube: I want to stop.

Rainbow Dash: I’m proud of your decision, Ice Cube!

Liy: I’m not! I thought you two would help me! I thought you were cool!

Ice Cube: Sorry!

Scootaloo: Ice Cube! I am appalled!

Liy: While I, Liy am pressed and now I’m impressed.

Liy, Scootaloo and Clock begin to argue.

Ice Cube: Uh, what do I do?

A fork hits Teardrop and she chomps on Ice Cube’s legs as she screams.

Bracelety: Yeah! Go Ice Cube! I can hear you cheer! Louder!

Liy: Well, we’ve all wronged Teaedrop today. Truce?

Scootaloo: Clock, it’s not that hard just shake my-

Clock: Don’t you ticking dare touch my clock hands!

Ice Cube: Hey guys, can I be a part of the truce, too? Yaaaaaaay!

Silver Spoon: Huh, I’ve always thought of Ice Cube as kinda weak but she is good at negotiation after all.

Bracelety: Yeah, go Ice Cube! Your fan club is growing!

Fries: We didn’t say we’re a fan of Ice Cube, we were just analyzing her!

Bracelety: How could you not like Icy? She’s awesome.

Scootaloo: Well, you little rascal is just a mere follower and followers never win.

Silver Spoon: Hang on, aren’t you Rainbow Dash’s number one fan?

Scootaloo: Did you even see me cheer for her like Ringy did with Ice Cube?

Bracelety: I-I hate you!

Fanny: I do too!

Leafy: Well I love you! I love all of you! Isn’t it so cool that you’re my friends!

Fries: Be quiet Leafy, you’re not helping!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, it seems like you don’t wanna be friends with us then! What about YOU guys! D’you wanna be friends?

Nickel: Yeah!

Pinkie Pie: Absolutely!

Cloudy: Of course, I want to collect as many friends as possible.

Gaty: Uh, let me think about it?

Leafy: Wha- why doesn’t Gaty like me?

Gaty: I just don’t know much about you, that’s all.

Leafy: Well, if you don’t want to be my friend then I just can’t stop you!

8-Ball: Hey Gaty, what’s your favorite number?

Gaty: Three. Why?

8-Ball: No reason, I just want to tell you that I don’t have a favorite number.

Pinkie Pie: Favorite number? But there’s a lot of numbers to choose from!

Cloudy: I have thirty seven favorite numbers.

Nickel: Wow, how did you have so many!

Cloudy: I’ve collected them over the years.

Pinkie Pie: Collecting? I love collecting! The only thing I love to collect is all the parties I throw for all of my friends and having memories of those parties!

Gaty: Wow, can you throw me a party?

Pinkie Pie: Well, I always throw parties for my new friends!

Fluttershy: Wow, those people sure want to get you to talk. They just don’t understand the appeal of silence.

Eggy: I never spoke one so I understand. I said! I never spoke one so I understand! Well, you clearly aren’t egging us on.

Lollipop: Eggy and Fluttershy, what was that about?

Fluttershy: We tried to get Teardrop interested in one of our personal life stories but she didn’t sound interested.

Rumble: TD’s hard to impress? Tell me about it. I tried to sell her one of my patented fork repellent but she didn’t care to utter a word. She did do that weird arm fluttery thing, though.

Pillow: Oh, you mean this gesture.

Lollipop: Yeah. Exactly that gesture.

Pillow: Well, I have done some research and I discovered that the person cares so little that the last remaining amounts of care spirit are being sucked out of their fingers and into the outer reaches of interstellar space to be lost forever. A true indicator that the person doesn’t give a fluff!

Fluttershy: Oh my! Her standards must be through the roof!

Barf Bag: Guys, maybe Teardrop did care but didn’t say anything because she can’t talk.

Pillow: What a ludicrous thought!

Lollipop: Yeah, make sure those barf molecules aren’t spilling out and intoxicating your brain cells.

Apple Jack: Wait, let’s think about this. Just because Barf Bag’s brain is infected with puke it doesn’t mean it’s completely destroyed so you don’t have to be mean about it.

Barf Bag: Are you kidding me! You never take me seriously!

Pillow: Look, the fluttery arms she does not care.

Barf Bag: Spongy, will you take me seriously.

Spongy: Yeah!

Barf Bag: Finally there’s someone!

Ruby: Flower’s pretty beautiful.

Apple Bloom: Hey guys, me and Pencil just found out how we’re gonna deal with our enemies more effectively.

Match: Really? How do we like do that?

Pencil: Lightning! Lightning, go electrocute Spongy!

Lightning zaps Spongy.

Pencil, Match, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Yaaaaay!

Bubble: Uh, Scoots, do you think maybe both of our alliances have changed lately.

Sweetie Belle: Now Lightning, go get Diamond Tiara.

Bubble: Actually, Lightning! Do what you think it’s right.

Lightning: Bubble’s right! Why am I obeying these maniacs?

Pencil and Apple Bloom: Bubble!

Bubble: Please don’t expel me from the alliance!

Pencil: You’re not expelled, but we’re gonna have to demote you from Member to Bember!

Match: Yeah!

Scootaloo: Is me and Ruby still members?

Apple Bloom: Yes, you two are.

Ruby: Yaaaaaay!

Lightning: Hey Marker and Staply. Wanna be friends?

Marker: Nah!

Lightning: Whatever!

Lightning zaps Diamond Tiara.

Marker: Stapy! Will you play toss the dirt with me?

Stapy: Yeah!

Dora: Digging? How novel. Maybe by digging I shall construct my own island for me to gobble.

Flower: I totally deserve this treasure!

Diamond Tiara: Black Hold! You’re strong! Open this jar for us!

Black Hole: Yeah, but it’s impossible for me to do that.

Flower: If you don’t help us open it! We’ll crush you!

Black Hole: But I’m already in-infinitely small being a singularity.

Diamond Tiara: Just do it, Black Hole!

Black Hole: Okay.

Black Hold the moves toward the earth.

Balloony: Flower and Diamond! What have you done!

Flower: We got this jar open!

David: Aw, seriously!

The intro plays

Black Hole: Oh cool! I’ve been crushed down to a smaller size!

Sunset Shimmer: What’s this thing?

Rarity: I don’t know, try squishing it?

Saw: Stop that! We don’t know what it does!

Four: I do this!

Scootaloo: Aah!

Four: Pretty cool don’t ya think?

Rumble: C-can you bring her back?

Four: No.

Rainbow Dash: But you gotta bring her back!

Fluttershy: Come on, Rainbow show some respect.

Fanny: I hate to live in a world where recovery’s impossible and we die forever!

Four: Too bad!

X: Yeah! Too bad!

Starlight Glimmer: There’s another one? It totally has a different texture than the first one.

Diamond Tiara: So what do you want, murderer?

Four screeches Diamond Tiara.

Taco: So what do you want, murderer?

Four screeches Taco.

X: No more screechy please.

Four screeches X.

Dora: Maybe start showing is what you can do first.

Four: Yeah, sounds totally reasonable Dora. Can do!

Twilight Sparkle: But what is it can you do?

Four begins to screech twilight but is stopped by Pillow.

Bell: Sigh. It looks like we can’t get Scootaloo or Pillow back.

Four: Check this out!

Four recovers Balloony, Scootaloo and Pillow.

Balloony: I’m so glad you guys remembered to bring me back!

Taco: Can you leave now?

Four: No.

Fluttershy: Well can you at least just-

Four: Let’s play a game!

Sweetie Belle: I love games! What’s wrong?

Four: Don’t you wanna battle to win a prize?

Eraser: But what is the prize?

Four: A BFDI.

Everyone chatters excitingly.

X: I love that prize!

Four screeches X.

Four: Now form 8 teams of 10.

8-Ball: It’s to bad I don’t care for either of those numbers at all.

Basketball: Do you wanna be on the same team since we’re both balls.

8-Ball: Yeah, let’s adopt these three because they’re balls too.

Snowball: No, no way! There’s no way I’m gonna be on a team with weak armless-

Firey: Loser, do you wanna be on my team? I got all my pals around.

Loser: How could I refuse?

Eggy: Wait, Loser I thought we were gonna be teammates?

Clock: Yeah! What about me?

Cake: What? Loser said he was gonna be with me!

Fluttershy: Wait, maybe we should all stay on-

Loser: On the same team.

Everyone gasps and chants Loser’s name.

Loser: There’s enough of me to go around.

Snowball: Hey Sunset! How many people have you killed?

Sunset Shimmer: Um, none.

Snowball: Wimp. Lightning! How ‘bout you? How many people? Lightning: Sadly, dozens.

Snowball: Yeah, I knew I’d find a powerful teammate soon enough. We’re gonna go so far, Lightning, we’re gonna go so far.

Liy: Whoa. Pie, Sunset, you seriously haven’t killed anyone else, like, ever?

Pie: No, have you?

Liy: Yea, I have, but it felt extremely disturbing. I wanna know how you resisted the temptation. Can we be on the same team so I can learn from you?

Black Hole: Oh oh please! Show me as well!

Pie: Sounds like as good an idea as any.

Bottle: You guys are against killing?

Spike: The world needs more people like you.

Tree: I agree. I’m all about life.

Liy: Join us, then!

Pillow: Did someone say killing?

Barf Bag: Lollipop, I know you think my brain is destroyed but I can prove myself if we stay on the same team.

Lollipop: How can you prove yourself if you’re truly infected. I’m sorry, but I’ll have to say no.

Barf Bag: Oh my SAP! Fine then! I’ll team up with Rarity and Spongy since they like my presence!

Spongy: Yeah!

Rumble: Hey Spongy. Can my friends Rarity, Firey Jr., Bomby and I join your team?

Spongy: Okay, but no burning me!

Firey Jr: No promises!

Spongy: Wait-

Pencil: Okay, FreeSmart. Who are our four other members?

Book: Actually, I don't know. I kinda want to be on some other team this time. This team's kinda unhealthy for us, don't you agree Ice Cube?

Ice Cube: Yeah, I kinda do agree! Even though I was respected more back in BFDIA.

Book: Let's be on Gaty's team!

Gaty: Nice!

Pencil and Match: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diamond Tiara: Hey, can me and Silver fill your two empty spots?

Ruby: Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

Pencil: We actually need more members on our team, Ruby.

Apple Bloom: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes us joining that team.

Book: Dang. I wanna know how Dora was able to communicate with it so well, I'm curious to learn more. Dora! I think you should be on my team!

Apple Jack: I guess I'm joining too since I also want to study Dora as well!

Book: And Teardrop. It seems like the whole world is against you, but I'm on your side.

Apple Jack: Saw, join my team!

Saw: Okay, and I'll bring my friends Lollipop and Taco.

Apple Bloom: Okay guys, we have to find a team with four slots open or else we'll be split up! Any ideas?

Sweetie Belle: Pie's team seems-

Babs Seed: They only have eight members!

Scootaloo: What about Basketball's team?

Apple Bloom: Golf Ball's there and she's a total bozo brain bossy bot.

Babs Seed: How about we join Spongy's team?

Scootaloo: No, absolutely no way!

Leafy: Hm, I wanna help all the people who need a helping hand. ROBOTY! I'll help you!

Roboty: Don't!

Leafy: I knew you'd join! Rocky! Cloudy! Pinkie! Woody! Nickel! You guys look like you all need assistance! ILL HELP YOU TOO! Balloony! I'll help you!

Balloony: I don't need help but uh, sure.

Sweetie Belle hears 'Help'

Sweetie Belle: I love giving helping hands!

Scootaloo: And we lost Sweetie Belle.

Yellow Face: Bell, Foldy. Join now!

Foldy: Wait...

Yellow Face: Join!

Foldy: Stapy has to be on my team.

Marker: I'll follow stapy!

Babs Seed hears 'Follow'

Babs Seed: Well, I must join this team!

Apple Bloom: Well, scoots. It's just you and me! We're this close!

Fries: Yellow face, I really admire what you just did there.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah! You've got such an amazing skill of persuasion. Puffball, let's join this team!

Puffball: Okay Dokay!

Lightning: Well, if you really want to find someone with that murderous attitude, go with fanny, who absolutely hates everyone.

Snowball: Well, Fanny not having arms is a real letdown, like a real, real, letdown, but if she's got that aggressive attitude, then I'll settle for that. Welcome to the team!

Fanny: I hate you!

Silver Spoon: Uh, Diamond. This is getting a little too unhealthy for me. I want to be on a different team instead.

Bracelety: Oh yeah! It's time to join Ice Cube's team and make my dreams come true!

Apple Jack: But Silver joined the team before you got the chance to.

Rumble: Quick! Grab Bracelety while she's still incapacitated!

Grassy: Basketball, no one picked me!

Basketall: I'll pick you.

Twilight Sparkle: Based on my calculations, we need at least two mechanical minds in order to outsmart the other teams, which are lacking in mechanical minds.

Golf Ball: TV, Robot Flower, you've been selected by her formula for a successful team!

Pen: Okay guys, we have to stick together!

Eraser: This dude is right.

Pen: We need to find a team with three slots open or else we're gonna get split up. We have to stick together.

Yellow Face: Free food people!

Eraser: Ooo! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Scootaloo: Sucker.

Pen: Okay we lot Eraser. But we still gotta keep it together! You and me, Blocky, we're this close.

Grassy: Wow, with a team like this, we're sure to get up to lots of awesome funny doings!

Awesome and Funny doings echos into Blocky's and Scootaloo's heads.

Scootaloo: Now that's the team for us.

Apple Bloom: No! Scoots! Wait!

Grassy: Yay! I'm grassy!

Golf Ball: Grassy, we're not here to do funny things.

Snowball: Apple Bloom! That was tough on how you managed to be separated from your friends like that. You wanna join my team?

Apple Bloom: Yes.

Pen: Okay Pen, we have to stick together mow. We can't afford to lose anyone else. It's just me and me.

Flower: Ack! Oh no! The teams are filling up! Well, I realy want snowball on my team so he can beat people up for me. But I alsow ant Ruby on my team because she saw how beautiful I am. I choose both!

Apple Bloom: Crudiously? Like, Diamond?

Diamond Tiara: What. The gem.

Gelatin: Well, we need two more people. Let's not pick David. He's human and that's just weird.

David: Aw, seriously!

Rumble: And not pen, because he's still two thousand seven hundred vigintillion dollars in debt.

Rarity: Okay then, that leaves Naily and Donut!

Donut: Thanks.

Naily: Yeah! I nailed it!

Sweetie Belle: David! I'll take you in! You can get my much-needed help!

David: Aw, seriously?

Sunset Shimmer: Then it looks like Pen is on our team.

Pen: Okay, this team needs a name.

Tree: Well, I don't have any ideas.

Liy: Well, this team must be formed to avoid causing death.

Pie: Uh huh.

Spike: That's right! We're all about preventing death and creating Trust.

Death Prevention and Creating Trust (Death P.A.C.T.)

Spike: Imagine if we actually only revolve around preventing death instead of doing the challenge.

Tree: Imagine that!

Scootaloo: Wait, they're naming their team?

Golf Ball: Hm, if we want to win, then our team must have a better name than that!

A Better Name Than That.

Bracelety: \*in background\* YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!! TEAM ICE CUBE ALL THE WAY!! YAAY!! YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!! YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!!

Rumble: Okay, our team name has to be something solid, that stands out, and isn't dumb.

Spongy: Yeah.

Gelatin: I agree, we can't end up with something lame!

Naily: We have to nail it!

Rarity: If we come up with something relevant and sensible...

Bracelety: Team Ice Cube all the way! Yay!

Eraser: What happened to the free food?

Yellow Face: Hmmnm!

Eraser: Where is the free food?

Yellow Face: Hnmm-FREE FOOD?

Eraser: Yes, free food!

Free Food.

Firey: Let's be called The Losers!

Loser: Aw, you didn't have to.

Everyone chants Loser's name.

Pencil: Hey, we're like the alliance, right?

Match: OMG, that is so totally like true!

Ruby: Such a good observation, Pencil!

Diamond Tiara: Observe me, please!

Bubble: I'm a bember!

Lightning zaps Diamond Tiara.

Snowball: Hey, why can't you zap me!

Apple Bloom: I feel like there are other people, though.

Flower: Yeah, we are all not in an alliance!

Fanny: Well, if you take the all out of alliance, you get.

Lightning: It's pronounced I-ance!

Woody: Ahah?

Balloony: Yeah, how?

Pinkie Pie: Woody's right. Everybody's working so fast!

Leafy: That is not what he said!

Sweetie Belle: Tell me again, Woody!

Woody: Sasasasasasasasasasasasasasa.

Sweetie Belle: That's a catchy name.

Cloudy: I know something we should add! Sasasasasasasasasasasasasasa.

Nickel: That's the perfect name.

David: Aww!

Balloony: Asasasasasasasasa. So many meanings!

Rocky: Hmh!

Sweetie Belle: Roboty! Get this to Four!

Roboty: It's-

BEEP

Four: An who are you?

Apple Jack: Apple Jack.

Book: Book.

Dora: Dora.

Gaty: Gaty.

Ice Cube: Ice Cube.

Lollipop: Lollipop.

Taco: Taco

Teardrop: Teardrop.

Saw: Saw.

Silver Spoon: Silver Spoon.

10 Names at Once

Four: So, I believe all eight teams are all set to go, right?

Silver Spoon: Wait Hold on!

Pillow: Yep, they're all set to go.

Four: Well, that's good!