Frank Steindong

—**Frank**, on his deathbed and Twitter.

**Frank Steindong** was the Führer of Germany from March 1, 1945, to April 21, 2026. He became the leader of a party called the *Nationalischerdonger Arbeiterparteier* (*Nationalist Donger Workers' Party or NDAP or NDWP*) also known as the Natchdong Party, for short. What he really wanted to do was keep Adolf Hitler's Nazi idea still on a roll but make it super really not obvious. He was successful at this since neither the US or UK or USSR ever went to war with Germany when he was Führer.

## Early Life

Frank Steindong was born on April 11, 1911, in Liechtenstein. When he was a child, he wanted to know everything. This led him to being arrested at 9 years old for asking too many questions about the government. He was released the next day, to the annoyance of everybody in Liechtenstein. At 13 years old, he wrote a book about how to fix Liechtenstein's stupid population, but nobody wanted to take his suggestion of removing recess from schools and breaks from work. He went to an engineering school, at 16 years old, in Germany and became a master engineer.

## Nazi Party

Being an engineer in Nazi Germany, he had the chance to be forced into working for the Burgewehr engineering needs. Of course, he became a guy who built tanks on the assembly line, until he proved to Hitler that he was an epic tank designer. He had to learn tank design for smarties from the Tank Design For Smarties book, made by some guy called Kalashnikov? Yeah, he's the guy who designed the first version of the T-34.

His tank designs were partially inspired by the T-34, being the first to design German panzers with angled armor.

### Steindong and Hitler

in 1929, Adolf Hitler realized how epically smart Steindong was and employed him as the *Überkalt Panzerdesigner* to make the best panzers in the world. He designed big hitters such as the Panzer IV Großbär and the Panzer V Polenwagen and later designed the Panzer X Dongtiger. The Großär and Polenwagen would be first used in the Invasion of Poland and throughout the entirety of World War II. He was such a super valuable member of the Nazi Party that Hitler had him protected 24/7 by his best soldiers.

Frank began to really listen to Hitler's speeches and became convinced that Communists were the biggest threat to the world, and more importantly, Germany, and later, his power. With his great influence and intelligence, he gave the idea of designing an elaborate parkour course filled with brimstone for Communists to enjoy during the planned Holocaust. Of course, that was shut down by Hitler, he didn't want Communists to enjoy things, but Frank was being sarcastic when he said "enjoy," and Hitler said that it would be too expensive to gather all that brimstone, so Frank conceded the idea.

Frank would edit this file of him to make seem like a guy who didn't want to torture people, which was his master plan of course!

So, Frank was "forced" to use Heinrich Himmler's secret idea: the Gaseous Chamberlain Paradox. (Paradox meant nothing, it is just to confuse everyone)

### Nearing the End

Frank saw the writing on the wall nearing the end of WWII: We're screwed! He knew that there would be some retribution for the murder of six million Communists and the blatant disregard for human life of the commanders during the war, so he destroyed or edited any file of him in the Herrbunker or Reich Chancellery that would be incriminating.

And just like that, he wouldn't be taken in for anything during the Nuremburg Trials, since he's only human after all. Or so everyone thought.

## As Führer of Germany

When Hitler killed himself, ending the War, Steindong took control as the Führer of (West) Germany the next day. The Allies did nothing about this since they believed that a rando like him couldn't possibly be of any issue.

Steindong formed the Natchdong Party which differentiated itself from the Nazi Party by not killing anyone... or so everyone thought. He secretly created the *Fliegenklatschen* (*Fly Swatters*) which he used to kill or enslave everyone he didn't like without anyone knowing. With the Fly Swatters he literally genocided a bunch of peoples without suffering any consequences.

He would become the new high commander of the Burgewehr. He didn't change much other than eliminating the Nazi insignia and symbols and things.

In the 1960s, the effects of the heckening were becoming more annoying to the people on Earth. In Germany, all the people were becoming fat due to having giant appetites. Steindong wanted to create stronger Germans and get rid of the fatness, so he employed (forced) Hans Hanserburger to end the German fatness with really awesome beans.

## Long Life and Death

At a young age, Steindong always exercised everyday and ate 100% of every nutrient Daily Value. Combined with Hans Hanserburger's black beans, his heart problems were reduced and somehow, he never became senile.

On his deathbed, he admitted that the true purpose of the Natchdong Party was to genocide the people he didn't like and end what Hitler started.

He was 115 years and 10 days old when he died laughing about how he was responsible for the deaths of like a gorillian.