The Greatest Disstrack to Grace the Surface of Youtube

Everett Jordan Skil

Starring

Vishesh- "Keversez"

Dorje

Eskil

Length: 4 minutes

**Eskil:**

Nepal is my city

You ain't ready

From India, Cambodia or even f\*cking Africa

Whatever the f\*ck I say nothing is worse than that Brazil, ha

Think your posh, but your really not

Just as inbred as my bread

You may be tall, but as you grow your hairline is nearly dead

You think your good at everything

Your pretty f\*cking sh\*t

You little brit

This ain't know skit

Will you ever quit to spit

But now you swallow

Your life is hollow

Just go back to Sao Paulo

Or whatever your poor little village is called

It probably reeks of d\*ck

Now answer quick

Did you lick that previous ugly chick?

Or did she flick your tiny pr\*ck

Or did she go toothpick

Oh your money where'd it go

Really all on also

You got no dough

Your really slow

Your eyes look like you blow

I gotta go, don't worry bro

Your roasting sessions over

Oh wait it's not, Vishesh is here

Get ready to bend over

I'd rather be a North Korean slave than be you

At least I'd have money and worthy things to do

I'd rather be a North Korean slave than be you

At least I would have morals and better standards too

**Dorje:**

First off, respect thy king

Call me Lebron James, but I don't need no ring

You've got girls?

C'mon, where they at tho?

Keep talking trash to me

You'll get slapped bro

Like Abinab's haircuts

You're all weak to me

Eating' you up like a buffet at a BNB

A fight between us, you ain't able

Can't brawl me when you trapped under your stable

Quick question, I want to know why

Instead of talking to your girlfriend

You just sit, pout and cry

Don't deny the truth

Your king hath saeyth

Everybody light a candle it's the death of Mateus

About the horse face from the land down under

Says he can whoop me

Does he know I'm not thunder?

Bolted like the braces in my teeth

Cooking this beef

Recognize that I am your chief

Recognize that if we box I will put you to sleep

Understand if you pull up on me

You will find peace

Realize with a swift jab, you will be deceased

A lyrical stomping

As I am verbally cracking those horse teeth

Always clowning on me

Claiming that I'm week

Even though your both cowering in your sheets

Jk lets collab next time we meet

**Vishesh**

One Chain

Ey boy, where you think you goin

Can't catch me with these bars I'm flowin

6'1 and you still this small

In the quart you cannot ball

Ugly, bald, dumb like a bread

Boy I thought you were a piece of lead

All these years you've been fed by me,

Dread by me and lead by me

Dunking is something you'll never do

Face Looks like you belong in a zoo

Why play basketball everyday

Your never going to get in the NBA

Eskil, but you have no skill

Ugly as that boy from Brazil

Why are you always injured mate?

Is it because you have no worthy traits

Dissing Mat like your any better

When I kick your \*ss I'ma see you later

You cannot beat me why?

Because I dab on the haters

Dorje! Head bigger than a doorway

Cannot rap there is no way you can beat me

When I fight you I keep it clean

Your face looks like it got ugly jeans

Your brother is smarter

And he is going to Harvard

While your in the kitchen flipping burgers

Conner you think that your mellow?

No you are not

You are an ugly fellow

Trivia:

-Currently has over 250 views

-Has 18 likes to 2 dislikes

-Conner and Dorje from the podcast are both roasted

-The first non-podcast video to feature Dorje

-Rumor has it that Conner is creating his own diss track against Vishesh with Dylan and Abinab

-Is the longest song of Vishesh's album.