Don't Cry Over Tinned Milk

**Don't Cry Over Tinned Milk** is a story quest available for Sally Boyle to complete that takes place in both St. George's Holm and Lud's Holm.

## Objectives

* Ask Lionel about tinned milk
* Go see the Uncle Jack Fans
* Get your Garden District Kit (Optional)
* Find the two rare records for Lionel 0/2
* Bring Lionel the records
* Craft baby milk
* Feed Gwen!

## In-Game Description

has he got any better i hope

a whole bunch of uncle jack fans out in the garden district! that's sort of sad, isn't it? there are no televisions there, just loudspeakers.

i should get my torn up old outfit if i'm going to visit the garden district. they get so resentful if you show up dressed for a party, and i can't say i blame them.

hopefully in all the excitement i can make off with those records lionel wants for his client

that's an awful lot of walking in heels for some bloody tinned milk.

now i just need to turn tinned milk into baby milk. what a relief!

i bet she's hungry. and this is as close to mother's milk as i can give her.

i love her

## Walkthrough

Head over to the Odds & Ends Shop in St. George's Holm and speak with Lionel. He'll inform Sally that while he does have some tinned milk, its price has gone up due to its scarcity. Sally tells him that she's low on funds but she really needs it, asking if Lionel would be willing to barter for it.

Lionel remarks that there are some rare Uncle Jack records, called 'Uncle Jack Sings!' that a client of his desperately wants, but the only known copies that he believes could be readily acquired are located at the Uncle Jack Fan Club in the Garden District. Despite Lionel's apprehensiveness, Sally agrees to head over there and get them.

Head back to Sally's flat before heading to the Garden District. Inside, in a blank first-floor wall panel, the player will find Sally's 'Garden District Kit,' which contains a Cricket Bat and a Torn Suit. It's recommended that the player bring these along with them as to fit in with the population, and have something for defense.

Once in the Garden District, follow the marker to the Uncle Jack Fan Club. Once there, they'll enter a cutscene where Sally lies to the group of fans, telling them that Uncle Jack is coming for a visit. The wastrels, who are incredibly honored, resolve to clean up the place, leaving the records available for the player to take.

The records are in separate buildings, one that's to the right of the entrance at the back of the compound, and the other is in the building immediately to the left of the entrance. Assuming the player is wearing a Torn Suit, the Uncle Jack fans will not attack them for simply walking around. However, if the player enters a building, they'll be trespassing, which upsets the wastrels.

### **First Building**

The building to the left of the entrance has two entry points, an open doorway on the bottom with a woman sweeping in front of it, and a second floor railing which has a locked door. A woman routinely walks back and forth from the top to the bottom, but the player can get around her and, using a lockpick, unlock the door.

**Note**: the wastrels will notice the player if they try to do that within their sights, so be quick about it. They can also hear the player unlocking the door from a distance. Get inside and close the door. If the player sneaks, no one will hear them. The record can easily be found playing on a record player, follow its sound.

### **Second Building**

For the building in the back, there are two entrances, a collapsed wall straight ahead, and a door on the right wall. A wastrel will patrol both entrances from the inside, so for this record the player needs to be a bit more cautious.

Approach the open wall when the wastrel is there and enter when he turns and walks away. If the player wants to play it safe, use a knockout syringe on the man. If he spots the player and engages them in combat, try to lure him as far away from the rest of the camp as possible.

The record should be on the bottom floor in a corner, as indicated by a marker.

Exit the camp, head back to Lionel and speak with him. He'll express his gratitude, giving Sally cases of tinned milk like he promised. The player can now craft up to 10x Baby Milk Bottles from their crafting tab.

With a bottle now in the player's inventory, head back to Sally's apartment and approach Gwen in her crib, a prompt will show up to feed her, the quest ends once Gwen's fed.

### Books the player will gather

Brawler

You Seem Familiar Somehow

### Items the player will gather

* Lead Pipe
* Light Bulb
* 3x Metal Bits
* 4x Power Cell
* 2x Rubber Duck

### Containers the player can search through

* 3x Chest
* Kettle
* Low Dresser
* 3x Small Dresser
* Stove

## Transcript

### **Bartering**

Open/Close

Lionel: Sally Boyle! I'm afraid I don't have anything new or fashionable for a mod girl like yourself! Everything I've got is as old as me! Hah hah hah!

Sally: Oh, Lionel. You've never felt old to me.

Sally: I need some tinned milk for something I'm brewing.

Lionel: Oh! Well, ah ... the trade from over the Bridge ... well, all we seem to have for the moment is a few tins of leftovers from the war. They're practically collectors' items. Pricey.

Sally: Oh. I'm ... a bit short on funds at the moment. Is there anything we could trade?

Lionel: Not unless you're willing to go to the Garden District, hah hah!

Sally: Why not?

Lionel: A girl like you? Some of these wastrels out there ... There's rumors of cannibals ... devil worshippers ... queue jumpers!

Sally: It's sweet that you're looking out for me.

Lionel: Well ... Some time ago, Uncle Jack made a record album, "Uncle Jack Sings." And I've a collector who's dying to have it. Now I know there's a bunch of Uncle Jack fans who have sort of a compound on Eel Pie. If anyone's got the album, it's them.

Lionel: Bring me that, and I'll give you all the tinned milk I have.

Sally: All right. I'll see what I can find.

### **Wastrel Fans**

Open/Close

Wastrel: Hullo, are you a friend of Uncle Jack?

Sally: Of course! Who isn't?

Wastrel: You'd be surprised. Some people seem to think that because we're out here in the Garden District, we have to abandon all pretense of civilization.

Wastrellette: We can't take Joy, but that doesn't mean we can't see the world the way Uncle Jack does, right? It's just a question of concentration.

Sally: Oh. Yes! In fact, Uncle Jack has heard of you.

Wastrel: He's heard of us? You can't be serious!

Wastrellette: Is he going to talk to us on the tv? Oh, but we never get the new programs out here!

Wastrel: What did he say? How do you know?

Sally: Why don't you ask him? He's coming to visit! He wants to do a live broadcast from here!

Wastrel: He's coming here! But-- the place is a mess!

Wastrellette: We have to clean up!

Wastrel: He's coming! Uncle Jack is coming!

### **Commission**

Open/Close

Lionel: Sally Boyle! I hope you've found my Uncle Jack record! My buyer's been pestering me!

Sally: I have indeed!

Lionel: You're brillo! Milk you shall have!

Sally: Lionel ... you're sort of handy, aren't you?

Lionel: Well, I do like to tinker. You'd be amazed the state of some of these things when they come into the shop. Can't sell'em if I can't fix'em!

Sally: I have some designs for some ... apparatuses.

Lionel: Some sort of ... water feeder .. for birds?

Sally: Oh, heavens no, I can't stand the crows. It's for my flowers! Mustn't overwater, but I keep forgetting to water at all hah hah!

Lionel: Ah. Of course.

Lionel: Well, let me see what I've got in back there. I bet I can find all the pieces, sooner or later. They never show up right away, but they always show up sooner or later! Check back in a bit.

## Trivia

* The name of the quest is a play on the phrase, "don't cry over spilled milk."
* Despite Lionel telling Sally the Uncle Jack record is in Eel Pie Holm, the player can only go to Lud's Holm.