Session 1

## Session 1 - Cherry Creek

#### Shortened Version

- The Mayor of Cherry Creek is snatched by a group of goblins, a woman named Gladya runs into a bar asking for help. Coincidentally, Zava, Natalie, Kithri, and Cyona are all willing to help take back the mayor from the goblins, for one reason or another

-Gregor is coerced to join the group because Natalie persuaded him to, he accompanies them indefinitely.

-Natalie unsuccessfully tries to convert the mayor's wife towards "The Protectors of Faith". The group gets a lead that brings them into the woods.

-Stumbling upon the goblin's camp, Zava and Cyona recognize the logo on the goblin's clothing is that of the Brigade of Fear, who is setting up a new camp not far from Cherry Creek. Standing in the middle of the camp is a statue of Ogthos Godslayer

-Kithri decides to flank the goblins while the rest of the group walk up to the camp disguised as Brigade members thanks to Natalie's Prestidigitation.

-After convincing the goblins that they need to examine the mayor, Zava goes up to the mayor and whispers in his ear "We're here to save you." She accidentally yells it.

-After killing all of the goblins besides the leader, Zava stabilizes the mayor who passed out due to blood loss during the fight. Kithri finds out that an arm she found was actually the arm of the mayor. She pockets it.

-Natalie and Kithri leave the camp to get Gregor, who was left at the mayor's house to protect his wife, since the mayor is too heavy for them to carry alone Gregor agreed to help them.

-Meanwhile, while Natalie and Kithri obtain Gregor, Cyona talks to a bunny and Zava prays.

-Arriving with Gregor, the group heads back into Cherry Creek with the Mayor on Gregor's back. They spend the night at the Wellhouse which apparently has the strongest wizard in town healing the mayor.

-The next morning, the group finds the Mayor on the top floor, Lady Gladya introduces herself and explains that the Gladya that gave them the quest was a clone of hers.

-Cyona and Natalie perform "Astronaut in the Ocean" for the group while waiting for the mayor to leave the bathroom. After this, Natalie constantly asks Lady Gladya what is in a locked room in the 2nd floor. Lady Gladya starts talking to Natalie in her head stating "I know your secrets, be quiet." Natalie obliges and shuts up.

-After the Mayor rewards the group for saving him, Kithri shows his hand to him. Kithri gets the mayor to buy back his hand for 3 silver pieces.

-The group proceeds to ask around where a quest board is. They soon find out that there is no quest board in Cherry Creek and proceed to head to Sequah's Parish for it's quest board. The group realizes that Gregor was nowhere to be seen after the night at the Wellhouse.

-On the walk to Sequah's Parish, the group decides a name for themselves. The WORST.

### Detailed Version

Starting off in a bar in a town named Cherry Creek, four adventurers met for the first time. Bursting into the tavern was a woman named Gladya who explained that the city’s mayor got taken by a group of scary goblins. The four adventurers, Zava, Natalie, Kithri, and Cyona decided to pursue this lead for one reason or another to try and save the mayor from the goblins. Before leaving the bar, Natalie convinced the bodyguard of the Tavern, a giant buff man with the intelligence of a child, named Gregor to join them in the adventure.

All 5 of them arrived at the last known whereabouts of the mayor, his house. After investigating the ruined inside and talking to his wife, the group found out that they mayor got taken into the woods and so into the woods they pursued. Zava wasn’t too keen about Gregor coming with the group, so she asked Natalie to tell Gregor to stay and protect the wife.

After hiding in some bushes observing the goblins, Zava and Cyona noticed the symbol on their armor. The symbol belonged to a group entitled “The Brigade of Fear” and they’ve slowly been taking over the continent by force, along with that standing in the center of the camp was a statue of a man named “Ogthos Godslayer”.

After using magic to put the symbols on their clothing and Kithri flanking them from the side and hiding in an abandoned building, the group decided to pretend like they were brigade members. After dodging multiple questions, the group was allowed in. Meanwhile, Kithri searching the abandoned building found an dislocated arm, which she quickly put in her pocket.

The rest of the group went up to the mayor who was missing an arm and was tied up to a pole, conveniently right outside of the abandoned building kithri was in. Trying to calm him down, Zava whispered into the man’s ear “We’re here to save you.” But instead of whispering it, she accidentally yelled it. A fight started in which ended with everyone besides the 4 adventurers being dead, the only person left alive was the leader of the goblins who Zava questioned. The goblin left broken, while the mayor, now free from his restraints fainted.

Knowing that the group couldn’t bring him into town alone, Zava commanded Kithri and Natalie to retrieve Gregor to carry the mayor back. On the retrieval mission, Natalie tried recruiting the wife into a religion she made but didn’t seem successful. Waiting til Natalie left with Gregor, Kithri stayed in the house and apologized to the wife about Natalie and that she should definitely not join Natalie’s odd religion.

The group returned back into the goblin camp with Gregor and with his help they brought the mayor back into town, leaving him in the Well House which apparently had a very renowned medic. The next day, the group woke up in the well house and went to search for the mayor. Throughout the 3 floors, Natalie noticed an odd presence with the guards. The fact that none of them moved or seemed to acknowledge her, along with the fact that the group saved the mayor instead of the guard squad. She tried pointing it out to the group but they said that it’s none of their business.

They found the mayor on the top floor with a powerful Wizard named “Lady Gladya” it turns out that the Gladya who gave the group the quest ended up being a clone of Lady Gladya, despite all of this, the mayor was nowhere in sight. Lady Gladya explained that he was in the bathroom and would be out in a second. Cyona and Natalie performed a rendition of “Astronaut in the Ocean” as they waited.

After, when the song was over and the mayor wasn’t out yet, Natalie annoyed Lady Gladya about the oddness of the town. Eventually after enough pushing, Natalie heard Lady Gladya’s voice in her head. “I know your secret” the voice said and Natalie‘s talk came to a halt. When the mayor came out, he thanked the group for saving him and that he’s recovering thanks to the Mage’s magic.

Kithri ended up convincing the mayor to buy back his chopped off arm in return to being able to use it the next day, the mayor reluctantly bought his arm back and the group went back to the bar. After deciding there was nothing left to do in this town, much to Natalie’s dismay, Zava asked where the nearest town with a quest board is as a person responded that it was a nearby town named “Sequah’s Parish” and the group embarked on an adventure there, on the way, the group decided a group name for themselves. The WORST. The Warriors of Really Shitty Timing.

## Featured Characters

### The WORST

* Zava
* Natalie Phoenix
* Cyona
* Kithri
* Gregor

### New

* Lady Gladya
* Tom Cruisin
* Ogthos Godslayer
* Goblin Leader (i forgot name)

## Trivia

* Zoe rolled the very first natural 1 of the campaign by trying to stealthily whisper "We're here to save you" to the Mayor
* Natalie was able to convert 2 goblins to the Protectors of Faith, these are the only 2 people she's been able to convert
* According to Noah, if anyone examined the statue of Ogthos in the goblin camp, the session could've "gone an entirely different way"
* Cyona's very first "What's your biggest trauma" was asked to the Cherry Creek bartender this session
* This is the first and only time The WORST killed everyone besides a leader, the other times has been the other way around (Killing a leader and everyone else stopped)
* Kithri got scammed out of a handful of gold pieces in the beginning of this session by goblins playing poker.
* The very first interaction between Zava and Natalie was a religion roll off, Natalie bet that Zava knew nothing about real religion. Natalie got destroyed.