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Kartikeya

Kartikeya or RS 8513-2253-8-15718182-443 4 - is the fourth planet from the star RS 8513-2253-8-15718182-443(White dwarf). The planet is a cool marine carbonia is in tidal locking.

## Surface Conditions

### Atmosphere

* 90.5% CO2
* 8.54% N2
* 0.951% O2

## Additional Information

### Moons

* 1 miniterra
* 5 asteroids

### Position in Star System

4th

ESI: 0.804

## History

* Kartikeya is a fairly young planet for multicellular terrestrial life. The planet was formed only 3.5 billion years ago, which is exactly 1 billion after the Earth.
* ~3.4 billion years ago. The planet is cold. The first small seas made entirely of CO2 appeared.
* ~3 billion years ago. The origin of life in the form of simple unicellular organisms
* ~1.9 billion years ago. The emergence of multicellular life
* ~260 million years ago. The first multicellular organisms come to land.
* Today - Kartikeya is a young planet, much of its history is yet to come. The planet is dominated by land, and the oceans are made up of CO2. There are many active volcanoes, and the planet's climate is very cold. A satellite revolves around the planet, which periodically causes a "solar eclipse" at the equator every 12 hours. Kartikeya matched our simulations for carbon planets. In the atmosphere, CO2 occupies 90%.

## Biosphere

The biosphere of the planet is very different from the Earth's. It is quite young, but has many differences with ancient organisms on Earth. Animals are mostly small, they are adapted to low temperatures, and almost all of them live by chemosynthesis. Often you will find worm-like swarms that literally breathe carbon dioxide. Flora covers most of the planet, has a blue, orange, yellow, red color. Flora, unlike the fauna, is quite tall. The largest plants can be described as looking like pillars and mushrooms. Marine life is even more unusual, because the oceans are made of CO2. The oceans are not deep, but at the same time, almost all the fauna resembles some kind of monsters from the depths of the Earth. There is almost no flora in the oceans, it is very rare to find small accumulations of algae.

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Fendesassia V

## General information

Fendesassia V is a cool superjupiter located in the core of the IC 1101 galaxy. The planet has 43 observed moons around it, and the average temperature here is 176.2 kelvin. The atmospheric pressure is 1\*106 ATM, and the atmospheric composition of the planet is H2, HE, and CH4. The gravity of this world is 31.063, and the age of the planet is 5.49 billion years, around the age of our planet. The axial tilt of the planet is 13° 21' 36.15", and the solar day of the world is 7 hours, 42 minutes, and 49.56 seconds. The rotational period of the planet is 1.21 seconds shorter than the solar day. The orbital period of this planet is 19.575 years, and the semimajor axis of the planet is 9.57 astronomical units. The earthlike similarity of the planet is 0.325. The mass of the planet is eleven times that of Jupiter, 11.918 M♃. The diameter of the superjupiter is 11 times that of the Earth's.
ARMS

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**ARMS** is a fighting game being developed by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch.

## Gameplay

ARMS' gameplay style involves characters with extendable weapons collectively referred to as Arms, fighting with their punches and other attacks in tournament style combat. Each character can switch between different types of Arms, including having a different variety on each hand.

## Development

ARMS was announced during Nintendo's Switch presentation on January 12th, 2017. Subsequently, a playable demo of the game on the Nintendo Switch was available to those attending Nintendo's numerous Switch demos in the following days.

During a Nintendo Direct on April 12th, 2017, more information was shown about the game, including team battles, a minigame to unlock new arms, and Min Min.
Minmin

1. Minmin is a playable charater in arms and is one of the few characthers to have laser arms when beging the game. She is a choice pick for grand prixes, partly because her lasers go a long distance and deals 80 damage. Her other arms are the megawatt and the ramram. The megawatt,when charged gives an electric effect which shocks opponets. The Ramram is a fire type arm and acts like a flaming chakram when charged. She is also nimble and can dish out serious damage when used correctly. overall, Minmin is a great charecther. Also her mom runs the mintendo noodle shop. SOUNDS FAMILAR? Anyway, peace out
Helix

Official artwork of Helix.

**Helix** (Known as "DNA Man" in Japan) is a playable fighter in *ARMS*. It was announced on April 28th, 2017 with an online trailer.

## Unique Attributes

Helix's most self-evident unique characteristic is its ability to change shape. So far, Helix has been shown to increase its height in order to attack from above and turn into a puddle to dodge attacks.
Captain Cuck

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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## Melvin Cuck

Captain Cuck shortly after discovering that smoking aboard the HMS Redundant can result in a £250 fine

## Biographical information

### Marital status

6 Wives, 3 Husbands and an unspeakably large amount of children

## Physical description

### Gender

The closest thing to Male a hybrid can be

### Eye colour

Probably something space-related.

*"This looks dangerous. Admiral, fire the red lazers."*

> **~ *Captain Cuck***
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Born in the Brightlepean Union during the 42,000th civil war for freedom, Melvin Cuck never really amounted to anything until he won a contest to become captain of garbage vessel HMS Redundant for one day. Unfortunately during Captain Cuck's first trip to space Kemp-Town the planet exploded, killing Admiral Gripweed along with all the rest of the crew of the ship. This explosion caused the vessel to be flung across the galaxy into the far reaches of space Croydon, a desolate and lonely expanse located 70,000 lightyears from the nearest civilization.

When Melvin was just a child he was subjected to rigorous testing by his parents and because of this he can no longer hear the letters G C S and E together without recalling the countless hours he spent trying to remember which number came first, 7 or 6823.

Captain Cuck hates his name and even requested to the Brightlepean Union to change it, but their formal response read "lol no, fuck you cuckboiiii", which greatly angered Captain Cuck and forced him to blast 12 of his crew into space.

Captain Cuck worked closely with Admiral Gripweed before his death on the Eleventy-Second of Spacetember and it is because of this he finds it incredibly difficult to get along with Holographic Gripweed, the Captain even went as far as to say "I was brought up by a very traditional family who voted Brightxit, if I were to accept Gripweed as a human, let alone a friend, I'd be letting down everybody who ever cared for me. Oooh look, a crayon."

## Appearances

* ***Star Guys** (upcoming)*
	+ *TBA*
Nicholas Chopperman

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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> "Sorry son, I can't let you in 'cause you dissed my favourite Youtuber."
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Nicholas Chopperman is one of the most famous inhabitants of Daniel Brighton despite the fact he disliked the hit documentary focusing on the disappearance of Daniel Bright, which makes him literally the only living thing on Earth that didn't thoroughly enjoy the whole production.

## Early life

Put together in a secret factory deep in the USA, Nicholas is the first helicopter/human hybrid, with his creation being an idea of President George W. Bush as a way to "get rid of those Arabs once and for all". Despite his hopes, Nicholas ended up to have very little interest in bombing the Middle East back into the Stone Age and more interest in doing life-threatening amounts of "recreational" drugs or seducing women of high society.

One day, he decided to try doing both at the same time, sadly going one step too far, with the entire affair ending in 13 deaths after it turned out that due to his half-attack helicopter background, attempting to have sex whilst being off his head unfortunately resulted in the launch of his hidden missiles which lead to the destruction of the wine bar he was currently in and the deaths of many of the people inside.

After this, Nicholas had extreme survivors guilt and ran away to the small city of Daniel Brighton, with the only thing that kept him happy being watching his favorite Youtuber Daniel Bright online until one day he mysteriously disappeared, leaving Nicholas once more a cynical and hopeless man who believed all was lost.

## The Brightleverse

After Pablo Pedro heard about Nicholas's plight and his reaction to the documentary, Chopperman's son, Samuel, escorted him to meet the once-prolific socialite so that he could ask him simply what he disliked, considering he wrote some pretty nasty comments about it on IMDb. Unfortunately, Pablo was simply told to leave, leaving him too in a state of serious depression. **("Sorry Son")**

## Appearances

* ***Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **sorry son (short #1)** *(First appearance)*
Bear

Discovered a few meters from Blakers Park Gym, Bear is an extremely common Pokemon that is widely hated among collectors.

Bear is currently acting as a replacement for Frod while he serves his time in prison for throwing Rock at an elderly pedestrian on their way to school.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY** *(First appearance)*
The Journalist vs Trump (episode)

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After becoming distracted from his plan to make a documentary to rival 'The Disappearance of Daniel Bright', Billy P. Journaliste manages to stalk small loans manager Donald J. Trump despite the best efforts of DI Fuck to stop him, but what he discovers could help him locate the missing Youtube idol.

## Cast

* *Billy Mitchell* as **Billy P. Journaliste**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Donald Trump**
* *Fred Seyd* as **DI Fuck**
Cyber escape (short)

With the CIA hot on their trail, small-time turned world famous documentary makers Froble Gruber and Pablo Pedro find an escape from a bleak world where everybody is searching for Dannyboy and all progress is halted until his return.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **Pablo Pedro/Angela Merkel**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Froble Gruber/Vinnie Cool**
The Brightles

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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The Brightles were a Brightish rock band, formed in Kidneypuddle in 1960, with members John Major, Paul McMitchell, and Fred Garrison (later joined by second hand motor vehicle, Ringo Car) they quickly rose to fame and are widely regarded the most influential band to have ever played Brighton Youth Centre.

## History

Whilst sitting on top of his favourite bus as it went round a particularly sharp corner in 1959, 19 year old John Major fell off and entered a coma for five months, during these five months Major claims that he had visions sent to him by a prophet who claimed to bring bright to the universe, such visions entailed the story of a young aryan boy who captivates the world but goes missing. After Major recovered from the accident he wrote down everything he could remember about the visions and presented his sprawlings to classmate and long time bath-buddy Paul McMitchell, who suggested they should make lyrics out of what John had written.

Before settling on the name that is now tattooed onto millions of unemployed racists across the globe, The Brightles tried such names as ‘The Rolling Scones’, ‘Fred Zeppelin’ and even ‘Major Tory’s Labour Story’, however none of these were nearly as catchy and as a result the band didn’t lift off until Major wrote his first hit single, ‘A Hard Day’s Bright’ which was shortly followed by ‘I Want to Buy a Gram’.

In 1966, Major’s “Bigger than Bright” comment landed the band in sticky water as literally everybody on Earth disagreed, it was due to this outlandish comment that the band decided they would no longer tour and would instead upload their music to soundcloud exclusively.

During 1967’s ‘Summer of Bruv’, The Brightles released ‘Sergeant Major’s Lowly Darts Club Land’, an album that perfectly encapsulated the political turmoil of the time. The album included songs such as ‘Getting high all the time’ and ‘Lucy in the River with Bodies’.

The band began falling apart in 1968 when John Major left his wife for an upper-class torture expert by the name of Margo Oh-No, in 1970 Major decided he had had enough of the Brightles and subsequently moved to Downing Street where he was shot by Tony Blair in 1980 leaving the world shocked.
The Blonde Cunt

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## Physical description

### Eye colour

Identical to Dan's

> "It's those fucking drug addicts from the park!"
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> **~ The Blonde Cunt**
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## Appearances

* ***Pokemon Fucko Region: Season One***
	+ Episode 2: **Big Blonde Cunt** *(First appearance)*
	+ Episode 4: **Return Of The Blonde Cunt**
The Journalist 3 (episode)

16 years ago in September 2001, a certain journalist is at the top of his game and thinks nothing can stop his rise to the top until one fateful day ends his career forever. This is the true story of how Billy P. Journaliste fell from grace, straight into alcoholism.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Ed Fuck**
* *Billy Mitchell* as **Billy P. Journaliste**
* *Fred Seyd* as **Gareth**
Jifferson

Born into a life of farming on Uranus, Jifferson grew up hating The Daniel Bright Federation and vowed to protect the world by going into medicine.

Some time in the future Jifferson became a successful doctor and quickly rose to fame, however it was discovered he was selling Ion Bru illegally and was forced to work as a medical man on the HMS Redundant.
Pablo Pedro

> "Time to jack on."
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Pablo Oliver Oz Pedro was born into a family of Bright Enthusiasts at the age of 42, with his first word being 'Dannyboy'. Ever since then he has been thinking about Dan literally every waking moment.

Pablo Pedro joined the DBRC (Dan Bright Research Committee) after his disappearance in 2016, and it was here that he met his future partner in crime Froble Gruber. The two worked together in a top secret location somewhere near Kemptown on gathering research to determine the whereabouts of Dan.

During their research the two wrote, directed and filmed the hit worldwide documentary 'THE DISAPPEARANCE OF DANIEL BRIGHT', which rocketed them into violent fame.

After being sucked into the Cyberverse, an alternate universe so boring it didn't even get an explanation, let alone a fucking video, Pedro somehow escaped and was subsequently captured by the CIA and held prisoner by Trump and Epsilon. Pablo refuses to talk about his time inside Trumps lair but he is now petrified of Crocs.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE DISAPPEARANCE OF DANIEL BRIGHT** *(First appearance)*
	+ **sorry son (short #1)**
	+ **cyber escape (short #3)**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
	+ **THE SUNNY VEGAS**
	+ **CO-OP ROYALE: THE BRIGHT ULTIMATUM**
Fevious system

## Fevious system information

The Fevious star system is an obscure system that was discovered on July 7th, 1967. The star system has 11 planets in it, all of which are rocky worlds that are barren and icy. There are an estimated 200 asteroids in the solar system. The planetary system is 12 billion years old, making it a very old system. The rotational period of the star in the system is 3.72 seconds, a short time span. The mass of the star is two times that of the sun’s. The diameter of the star is also only 19.58 miles. The first 5 worlds are within the Earth’s orbit in terms of distance from their parent star, with the first world being within 5000000 miles away from the star and having an orbital period of 2 days. The first world is a cold, airless miniferraria and is theorized to have been a dwarf planet with a large planet closer in, as it seems like the planet was pulled into its position not by the star but by some other force and has seemed to have stopped. This planet would have been close to the miniferria and might have been at least one Earth mass, as the miniferria has only 6/10ths of the mass of the Moon. The last planet in the star system that receives light from its parent star is the 9th one, which is a frigid, airless miniferria with an average temperature of 32.753 kelvin. The star system was discovered in the 1960s, which is an early discovery of such a dim system. Technology of the time allowed for color photography of the general region around the system, and it was circled out as one of the dimmest stars in the region. Planets were not discovered around the star system until 1977, when one of them transited in front of the star and while the NSEA was observing the area.
CIA Headquarters

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Located on the heavily fortified Ditchling 'don't even fucking try' Road, the CIA Headquarters is run by Nicholas Chopperman of the Daniel Brighton Armed Forces. Currently, Mack Leash is the only actual CIA Agent employed here but during a particularly rough period of his career in the early 90's Ace Airman worked as one of Niccy C's acclaimed 'Choppermen' but was fired after he attempted to land a plane on one of the Headquarters 56 heli-pads (this resulted in the deaths of all CIA Agents bar Leash).

As previously mentioned the CIA Headquarters boasts 56 heli-pads in addition to 15 submarine docking ports, 9 Humvees and a Star-Destroyer provided by George Lucas.

The CIA is currently working with a skeleton crew to resolve the Daniel Bright Crisis in order to bring peace back to Daniel Brighton and put an end to the riots that have plagued the city since Dannyboy56able's sudden disappearance.

The CIA are also closely monitoring the rogue fascist-state of Anthony Eastbourne, which seems to be climbing the ladder of power and manipulating the Daniel Bright Crisis for their own gain.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **sorry son (short #1)** *(First appearance)*
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE DAN BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
Its comedy (video)

**"But it can't be! You're seriously saying these are linked?"**

*The canonicity of this subject is currently disputed.*

'its comedy' is the first video to have ever been uploaded to the Lovely Day Productions Youtube channel. Although this video is a short, it has no relevance to any LDP series and is not one of the official Brightleverse shorts. It's original title of 'its comedy (short #1)' was later changed, and the title of short #1 was given to the second episode in The Brightleverse "sorry son". Although the video is not relevant to any series, it was never deleted and so now seems to be somewhat of an introduction to the channel, containing (and possibly the origin of) LDP's motto and justification of all their content, 'It's comedy.'

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as himself
* *Paul Yapp* as Interrupting father with a list of chores
Barry Benson

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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> "It's all clear here... huyh."
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Barren Byron Benson was cloned from the DNA of Daniel Bright's father, Matthew McConaughey, in the basement of a Las Vegas casino by evil inventor (and avid autograph collector) Doctor Dick.

## Early Life

Due to Barry having been cloned inside a casino, he took up gambling and within moments of having life given to him, he had already transformed the dirty underworld of Las Vegas into a clean and family-friendly place to enjoy a Sunday afternoon, and as a result was that he was the richest man on Earth for a period of time (despite the fact he doesn't know what money is). However, this all changed when Las Vegas himself became concerned that Barry wasn't meeting the local educational requirements for his age and banished him to the Mojave desert with an elementary school teacher for four weeks. Once the four weeks had elapsed and a rescue team finally found Barry, it was discovered that he had absorbed the teacher and her knowledge through a series of 'deep-thought meditations', with such meditations being subsequently banned from the US along with Barry Benson himself.

## The Brightleverse

Since the day he was cloned it has been Barry's ambition to meet Daniel Bright and tell him that his music is, and we quote Barry directly here, "Old-world bullshit with a hint of loneliness. hayhay".

At some point, Benson and Doctor Dick were hired by Epsilon and were tasked with finding out all they could about DI Fuck and the others living at the Beach House. Breaking in when no one was about, Dick struggled to hack anything due to all the computers running Windows XP and Benson was unable to find anything but a sheet of paper with the coordinates of the Beach House written on them, which he then sold to his employer for a hefty sum.

Back at the Sunny Vegas, Benson met Pablo Pedro during a game of poker with Billy P. Journaliste and Eddie, later expressing his feelings of guilt over his part in the death of DI Fuck due to the fact that the note he sold Epsilon allowed him to find and kill him.

Due to both his own feeling of guilt and the pressure put upon him by Pedro, Benson spent the next 6 months rebuilding DI Fuck as a cyborg, giving him the new name of Robofuck. Managing to finally awaken him with the help of his trusted Goon, Benson sent Robofuck to 1967 in order for him to deal with Connor Sarah, an old flame of his, in return for information that could lead to the whereabouts of Daniel Bright.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **rise of dick (short #7)** *(First appearance)*
	+ ***THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY** (in flashback)*
	+ **THE SUNNY VEGAS**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Three***
	+ **ROBOFUCK RISES**
The Brightleverse: Season Three

Season 3 of The Brightleverse premiered September 2017 as planned, but was put on hiatus indefinitely the following month due to Frankie and Fred having other commitments outside of LDP.

## Summary

As the search for Dan quickly closes in, the battle lines between those for his return and those against are drawn, leading to a terrible discovery that could change the world forever.

## References

1. ↑ LDP update, April 2017
2. ↑ "Quit while you're behind", October 2017
Jeremy Corbyn

Jeremy Barnacle Corbyn is an ancient space druid who was raised on MARX-9, a planet orbiting a Red Giant called Khrushchev-☭.

In 2015, Corbyn found Daniel Bright's Youtube channel and quickly set into motion a plan to kidnap the icon from Earth. After arriving in Brighton, Corbyn transformed himself into a bottle to stay hidden but was still murdered by Fronk and Frod, giving them the Labour Leadership. Corbyn had planned to promise to bring Dan back if he was voted president of Daniel Brighton, but as it took him nearly 8 months to rebuild his body he missed the election and lost completely to Donald Jillywinkle Trump.

After Trump's inauguration, Jeremy Corbyn googled Donny's number and sent him a particularly stern text, this is regarded as the single most violent act Corbyn has ever carried out.

It is thought that he is currently training Daniel to become a Jez-i Bright, a legendary warrior of the Communist Race, in the Co-op near Fiveways.

## Appearances

* ***Pokemon Fucko Region: Season One***
	+ Episode 3: **Corbyn, I Vote You!**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ ***THE INAUGURATION****(indirectly)*
	+ ***THE DAN BRIGHT CONSPIRACY*** *(mentioned)*
Daniel Bright Research Centre

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Built before time existed by an ancient race of Space Druids, the Daniel Bright Research Centre has been the focal point for many a historic event. It was unknown for millennia what the purpose of the building was until it became abundantly clear in 1872 when the Prophecy of Bright was discovered.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **CO-OP ROYALE: THE BRIGHT ULTIMATUM** *(First appearance)*
I Guess We're Fine (song)

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## "I Guess We're Fine"

### Album

Lovely Day Productions Original Sound Track

## Lyrics

Oh I don't know, where we are

All I can see are planets and stars

Oh I can't tell, which way we're facing

Through the cosmos, our battered ship is racing

While we're far, from where we know

This ship and it's crew, are our home

And while it's true, I may be dead

I don't care, I'm a new man instead

I'm in space.

I'm in spaaaaace!br>
Can you see me down there?

I don't know which way is up and I'm sure the ship is fucked but I don't care

I'm an Aaaace!! Watch me fly!

You don't know which way to go and neither do I

So I guess it's fine
Pokemon Fucko Region (series)

The two main characters, Fronk and Frod

Pokemon Fucko Region is the other current series being produced by LDP, despite the fact it began on Facebook in August 2016, with the first three episodes being moved to the LDP Youtube channel in September 2016, with all future episodes being exclusively on Youtube.

Since Fucko Region takes place in the same universe and timeline as The Brightleverse, events and characters that appear in Fucko Region are often referenced in LDP's main series. Therefore, to get the best out of your LDP viewing experience, it is advised to not only watch both series', but to watch them all chronologically in the order they were released on the Lovely Day Productions Youtube channel.

## Series summary

When two teenagers are introduced to drugs, they somehow manage to convince themselves that they live in a world inhabited by Pokemon. Join them on an adventure where they will first conquer the Labour Party leadership, and then the world.

## Main cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **Frod**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Fronk**
* *Daniel Bright* as **The Blonde Cunt**
Ace Airman

Ace Airman performing his most renowned maneuver, the stroke™.

> "There were three P's I popped during that war: planes, pussy and pills, bitch! Now go to sleep."
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Born in the trenches of the Great War to Ace Airdad and Ace Airmum, Lesley served in both wars as a fighter pilot. Lesley achieved 'ace' status at the ripe age of three and a half weeks, at which point everyone started calling him Ace Airman. During the Second World War, Ace shot down over 300 aircraft and was subsequently sued by Ryanair. When he was about 25 he was expelled from the Royal Air Force for using top secret phone lines to phone Hitler and talk about Star Trek, a show they both thoroughly enjoyed despite it not existing for another 20 years.

Before his expulsion from the RAF, Airman was teamed with CO Duck (a highly skilled plane-gunner) to locate and kill Dennel Brightzer, a Nazi informant, however their aircraft was shot down over occupied territory and CO Duck's wife was murdered.

After his expulsion from the RAF, Airman fled to the colonies to serve as a marine in the US Army. Though he didn't realize it at the time, he had been fighting in the Vietnam War for a number of years. After he was captured as a POW by the Vietcong he was reintroduced to CO Duck for the first time in decade. Shortly before he was murdered for stealing Ho Chi Minh's favorite copy of acclaimed movie 'Flushed Away', Duck reveals he has an infant son living back home called Fuck who aspires to one day be a police officer, and Ace Airman vows to protect young Fuck and raise him as his own.

## The Brightleverse

Ace was first seen in the Beach House with Fronk and Frod when DI Fuck first moved in and again months later, having apparently not moved an inch since then, waking up from what appeared to be a dream involving a woman named "Monica" before having his catchphrase rudely interrupted by DI Fuck, who was only interested in acquiring Ace's old WW2 gun to help him rescue Pablo Pedro. **("The Eviction", "The Dan Bright Conspiracy")**

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE EVICTION** *(First appearance)*
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
* *ACE AIRMAN (upcoming)*
Gareth

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## Gareth

### Affiliation

Every documentary producer in Daniel Brighton

## Physical description

### Eye colour

Lens cap

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## Appearances

* **All of** ***The Brightleverse: Season One** (as cameraman)*
	+ **THE JOURNALIST BEGINS** *(First heard)*
* **All of *The Brightleverse: Season Two*** *(as cameraman)*
* **All of *Pokemon Fucko Region: Season One*** *(as cameraman)*
Eddie

Born on an oil rig off the coast of the Sun, Eddie Lesbian is a former homeless businessman who currently resides in the Sunny Vegas.

In the 1960s Eddie decided to become a businessman, but in order to do so he first had to sell his house, his office was a patch of grass that had a desk on it. In 1967 Eddie was visited by an individual that later inspired him to direct 1984s 'The Terminator' which rocketed him into worldwide flamboyancy as he came to terms with his sexuality.

At some point in 2015, Eddie met Barry Benson in the Sunny Vegas. As the two grew closer and bonded over their shared interest of smoking they decided to enter an open relationship.

In an alternate past, Eddie did not direct 'The Terminator' and as a result did not come to terms with himself, this resulted in him breaking Benson's heart and leading to his untimely death by Southern Rail.

Presently, Eddie and Barry live under the Sunny Vegas in Doctor Dick's top secret lair that can only be discovered on Google Maps.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE SUNNY VEGAS***(First appearance)*
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Three***
	+ **ROBOFUCK RISES**
Nigel Nygelson

Nigel just moments after being shot by Froble Gruber

Nigel Nygelson is an Irish immigrant who was born at the end of a rainbow in the year 7777 amidst a worldwide nuclear war between CHOPPERMAN.INC and the Brightlepean Union. Moments before the world imploded on itself, a spacial anomaly just happened to consume Nigel and he was transported to London 1977 as a toddler, it is because of this he has no recollection of living life in the future.

As a child he made regional headlines after he survived being trampled by 7,273,876 Elephants in London Zoo.

On the 28th of April 2017, Nigel Nygelson became the first person in recorded history to both win the Olympics (despite them not being held that year) and the Euromillions Lottery, all in the space of 15 minutes. He was heading North on Daniel Brightlevard at approximately Bright o'clock when Froble Gruber accidentally discharged a shotgun shell directly into his chest cavity. Miraculously all 72,000 bits of shrapnel missed Nigel's heart by about twelve atoms. Nigel is currently recovering in Frod's basement and has since been signed up to the European Space Agency whereby he will be the first man to enter the vacuum of space unprotected for 'scientific' purposes.

Popular folklore suggests that if you remove Nigel's hood and lick his prominent bald patch you will be granted eternal luck, it is believed such figures as Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks and even Ed Milliband have taken this rite of passage.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ ***CO-OP ROYALE: THE BRIGHT ULTIMATUM*** *(First appearance)*
Ice giant

Ice giants are considerably larger than terrestrial planets and they are composed mainly of elements heavier than hydrogen and helium, such as oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, and sulfur.
As opposed to gas giants, helium and hydrogen make up only about 20% of an ice giant's mass. Although during the formation of ice giants most of the volatile compounds that are incorporated can be described as "ices", in later stages of their existence the volatiles are mainly found in the form of supercritical fluids.

Interior structure
Like gas giants, ice giants usually have a rocky core composed of silicates, iron and nickel at their centre. This core only accounts for a fraction of the total planetary mass.
The bulk of the planet is usually located in the intermediate layer, which is referred to as mantle. The mantle comprises an extremely dense and hot mixture of water, ammonia and other volatiles. In this layer pressures can reach up to several hundred Gigapascals, which accounts for the unusual properties of the fluid encountered at these depths, like increased solubility and electric conductivity.
An atmosphere containing hydrogen, helium and methane gases sorrounds the mantle. This atmosphere can account for a significant portion of an ice giant's radius but because of its low density it usually increases the total planetary mass by only a small amount.

Atmosphere
The outer regions of the atmosphere may contain clouds, band structures and storms similar to those found in gas giants. There are also ice giants lacking these features either because the elements responsible for cloud formation are absent in their atmospheres or because they have no internal energy source which results in lower altitude and decreased visibility of their cloud structures.

Asmodeus, example of an ice giant with a veiled and featureless outer atmosphereLaccron, example of an ice giant with complex band structures and storms visible in the outer atmosphere1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice\_giant
2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus#Internal\_structure
3. ↑ http://ircamera.as.arizona.edu/astr\_250/Lectures/Lecture\_07.htm
George W. Bush

Eternal President & Best Cowboy EU George W. Bush is the 43rd and current President of the United States of America and Prime Minister of McDonalds, responsible for many atrocities such as obesity, the American version of Top Gear and even the sentient WMD known as Katie Price.

Growing up in Massacre, Texas, the young President-to-be spent most of his time campaigning for his favourite political candidates or building huge forts including real machine gun turrets and 12 foot high walls with his British half-cousin twice removed, Donald J. Trump.
Billy P. Journaliste

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Contracted by the BBC to make documentaries in the early 80's, Billy P. Journaliste rose to international fame and was regarded as the most successful man to have ever lived by president George W. Bush (with the exception of president George H.W. Bush). Within hours of 9/11 Billy P. Journaliste released a documentary titled '2001, Year of Fun', which was not received well in America but did sell three copies in the Middle East (it is believed Bin Laden bought one for himself, one for his wife and the third for his goats). After the documentary was released, Journaliste was banned from ever having a job ever again and as a result lost his supermodel wife and billionaire children.

Sometime after watching the hit documentary "The Disappearance of Daniel Bright", Journaliste got the idea to make his rival documentary. This was partly out of a desire to reclaim his former fame but also out of a desire to ruin the work of Pablo Pedro and Froble Gruber, whom he blamed for stealing his thunder in what he saw as his area of expertise.

## The Brightleverse

Journaliste is first seen filming his new show 'The Journalist' shortly after the release of 'The Disappearance of Daniel Bright', attempting to discredit the latter in any way possible, preaching his own theories on his disappearance, later interviewing local bin supervisor Gray Jameson before breaking down in an emotional outburst of sadness over the beloved star's departure.

The following month, Journaliste set his sights on another important topic for his new episode of 'The Journalist', the ongoing presidential election, specifically the candidacy of small loans manager Donald Trump. Journaliste's first attempt at gaining access to Trump failed when DI Fuck stopped him but upon a second attempt he valiantly approached the suited business man and proceeded to accompany him on the campaign trail before Trump got bored with the whole thing and wandered off, not to contact Journaliste again.

He was later present at the inauguration of President Trump and was sent off after informing him he was only the President of Daniel Brighton after Trump mistakenly assumed he was in fact President of the United States, later heckling DI Fuck during his round of applause for Trump.

After his brutal reprimand from Trump, Billy was forced out of the documentary business for good and turned to full-on alcoholism, ending up in the Sunny Vegas for a night of high-stakes poker with Barry Benson, Eddie and Pablo Pedro. After drunkenly going all-in, Eddie shot Journaliste, instantly killing him.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE JOURNALIST BEGINS** *(First appearance)*
	+ **THE JOURNALIST VS TRUMP**
	+ **THE INAUGURATION**

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE SUNNY VEGAS**
	+ **THE JOURNALIST 3**
Ace Airman (episode)

"Ace Airman" is an upcoming episode of The Brightleverse that will mostly focus on the exploits of Ace Airman during World War II, alternating between the present and past as Ace tells the story of his finest victory ever.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Ace Airman, Froble Gruber**
* *Fred Seyd* as **DI Fuck, Pablo Pedro**
* *TBA*
Dodo Squad

(Clockwise from top left) Private Pidgeon, General Gertrude, CO Duck, Double-agent Adolf, A severely burned Private Gorby and Sergeant Swallow as pictured in July 1945

### Performers

CO Chris P. DuckGeneral Gertrude Goldcrest

Private Philip P. Pidgeon

Sergeant Charles Sparrow

### Location

Nazi-Germany

The OG Suicide Squad, Operation Dodo was initiated in January of 1945 by Prime-Minister Quinton Virgil to push past Hitlers army and locate Nazi-Informant Dennel Brightzer. After the teams double agent 'Dolfie' killed himself and 'Gorby' was burned alive, the 'squad' was utterly fucked and Commissioned Officer Duck called for the help of the PM Virgil, however, knowing he could not possibly run to Germany in time Virgil instead summoned Ace Airman to toughen the group up and help push them to locate Brightzer.

The story of Dodo Squad is often told by literally fucking nobody, this is because it was a top-secret operation and only two people alive are aware that it ever existed; Ace Airman and Jeremy Kyle.
The Sunny Vegas

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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The Sunny Vegas as seen on an average day with City College behind it.

The Sunny Vegas is a casino built in Las Vegas in 1957 before it was moved by Barry Benson to Daniel Brighton in late 2015 after he was banned from America by President Bush. The Sunny Vegas boasts 642 rooms, 620 of which are bathrooms that Benson claims "you aren't allowed to do coke in", such personalities as Stephen Fry and Prince Phillip are regulars in the casino and it is rumored that Walt Disney's body is hidden in one of the many vacant restrooms.

Moving an entire casino from Las Vegas did not come without its struggles, thankfully Doctor Dick invented a camping-bag robust enough to smuggle the entire building into Daniel Brighton unnoticed. Once past the doormen of the city, Benson put The Sunny Vegas down next to the famed London Road Strip, in the golden plaza of The Level and the mindless-buffoons of Daniel Brighton questioned nothing and begun spewing up their pennies by the millions.

Mounted to the front of the casino are CUNTOR-9000 and SUM-R, two computers on the brink of sentience that are authorized to zap any people nearby who are thought to be American (it is for this reason Donald Jillywinkle Trump cannot enter). It is unknown why Doctor Dick decided to arm a casino but it is theorized the AI are in place to protect an 'underground lair' hidden deep beneath The Level.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE SUNNY VEGAS** *(First appearance)*
The Daniel Bright Conspiracy (episode)

After becoming one of only two people to escape the Cyberverse, Froble Gruber runs into DI Fuck and they decide to combine forces in order to find Pablo Pedro, and eventually Daniel Bright.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Froble Gruber/Fronk/Ace Airman/Donald Trump**
* *Fred Seyd* as **DI Fuck/Pablo Pedro**
* *Samuel Chapman* as **Agent Mack Leash**
* *Max Baer* as **Bear**
The Brightleverse: Season Two

Season 2 of The Brightleverse premiered on February 11th 2017 with the release of Short #7. In April it was announced that there would only be 6 episodes instead of the planned 12. The season ended on July 12th, with Ace Airman being carried over to Season Three.

## Summary

With things only getting worse, our heroes must regroup and find new allies before the evil plot to kill Daniel Bright is carried full circle, leaving the world in chaos for eternity.
DI Fuck's day off (short)

The world has fallen into chaos, the world is in disrepute and strife is raging its way across the world as national news begs for the return of DI Fuck. Meanwhile in the sunny city of Daniel Brighton, DI Fuck recalls his one and only day of leisure whilst sipping a lovely coffee.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **DI Fuck**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Ed Fuck**
Froble Gruber

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Froble Gruber (played by famed Cuban actor Franko Miguel) was adopted by the International Daniel Bright Trust when he was just 2 years old, as a result he has been subjected to decades of Bright propaganda and has entered a career in Daniel Bright Research. At the age of 21 Gruber was introduced to Pablo Pedro at a Daniel Bright fan club, their friendship was set in stone after they both got tattoos of one another.

## The Brightleverse

In 2016, Gruber, along with his now best friend and close colleague Pablo Pedro filmed a documentary about the recent disappearance of beloved superstar Daniel Bright, lamenting his loss but celebrating the fact that the campaign to find him was making progress every single day.

Only days later, during the filming for the first episode of the show 'The Journalist', Gruber went to great lengths to try and ruin things for Billy P. Journaliste, even attacking him at one point. Their fame was cut short however as Gruber and Pedro soon found themselves on the run from the CIA and ventured into the Cyberverse to escape.

After being presumed missing then returning to the real world somehow, Froble worked with DI Fuck to find Dan Bright once and for all, having a strange vision of Doctor Dick and Barry Benson upon arriving at the Beach House for the first time and later assisting in the rescue of Pablo Pedro before the untimely death of Fuck.

After these tragic events, Gruber and Pedro finally resumed the investigation into the disappearance of Daniel Bright, studying some of his music that he had apparently released after going missing. This led the two heroes to their local branch of Co-op, where they searched high and low for the missing legend, but their only lead proved fruitless when he was nowhere to be seen.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE DISAPPEARANCE OF DANIEL BRIGHT** *(First appearance)*
	+ **THE JOURNALIST BEGINS**
	+ **cyber escape (short #3)**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **rise of dick (short #7)**
	+ **THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
	+ **CO-OP ROYALE: THE BRIGHT ULTIMATUM**
Star Guys (series)

Promotional logo for the series.

Star Guys is an upcoming sci-fi series scheduled to be released sometime between mid-2017 and early 2018.

## Series summary

When the garbage-removal vessel HMS Redundant is flung halfway across the galaxy with a skeleton crew, the dull-witted survivors are forced to make their way home in some kind of space-trek. Before the accident they were just binmen, but now they are Star-Guys™.

## Development

As of April 2017, a partial script for the pilot episode has been written and casting has begun, which will take time as this series will feature a large regular cast. In September, it was announced that a series of screen tests had been planned for later that year, hopefully allowing production of the pilot to start at the beginning of 2018.

## Main cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Admiral Gripweed**
* *Fred Seyd* as **Captain Cuck**
* *TBA*

## References

1. ↑ Lovely BTS #3: The Doctor Is In
2. ↑ Lovely BTS #2: The Redundant
3. ↑ Lovely BTS #6: A New Start
Unnamed video (video)

**"But it can't be! You're seriously saying these are linked?"**

*The canonicity of this subject is currently disputed.*

## Other info

This video was also later uploaded to LDP's sister channel LDP2 on the 4th July 2017 under the title 'Dead Dwarf', bearing this description:

Season 11 coming soon to Steve.

sams in this one so watch at your own discretion.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as himself
* *Fred Seyd* as himself
* *Samuel Chapman* as himself
The Dan Bright Conspiracy - Teaser (video)

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## Description

With the Savior of Sussex, DI Fuck, nowhere to be found when the entire world is claiming to have spotted missing Youtube icon Dannyboy56able, who will rise to the challenge and uncover the mystery that surrounds THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY - coming February 2017.
The Roast (episode)

After realising that they are no longer the coolest kids on the block, Frankie and Fred™ take it upon themselves to finely cook up and serve their new enemy, JK Nation. Join Frankie, Fred and friends for a fucktastic feature-film filled with furiously fab funnies.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as himself
* *Frankie Mitchell* as himself
* *Max Baer* as himself