Jamie

Ant Eater

Glass Eater

Curse Bearer

Mother Spike Bearer

Arsenic-Phoenixwright

ArsenicBlue

Kat (bestie/adoptive sister)

Lev (bestie/adoptive sister)

Hannah (bestie)

Very bad no good autobiographical storyteller

## General Information

**Jamie**, officially known as **Jamie-Zephyr** or **Phoenix**, is an active member of the AA Girlies server who tends to terrorize the older and newer members with their stories of their life, as well as what they have done over the course of their life. They're also known to be the bullied person in the server for the majority of the time. As of now, Jamie has been in the server for approximately 3 months. They have also been present in a big part of the important events within the server itself, to the point that they are a "folklore legend" within the server, alongside the people such as Andro, the Mods, etc. Although they are known, they have as of now, never revealed their face to the public.

## Early life

Jamie was born on the 30th of November, 2003, at midnight, in Vrinnevi, lying in the Swedish city of Norrköping. They lived in Sweden until they were two, and then they moved to live in Inverness, Scotland for approximately 2 weeks before returning to Sweden again until 2010. When they were just under the age of 7, their family had to move to Belgium, to which they still live to this very day. Due to the constant moving, Jamie never had a proper chance to have (best) friends until they were about 9 years old. Despite being so young, they were already proficient in three languages by the time that they were 8 years old; Dutch, English and Swedish. When they were 10 years old they started learning French at school.

## Early crimes

Despite being in primary school, Jamie had already committed a lot of "crimes" that earned them a reputation of being very rash-thinking, compulsive, hot-headed and even stupid at times. The first crime they ever committed was by throwing a brick at a bird that was flying in the sky, barely missing it, and letting the brick land on the supervising teacher who was at the playground at the time, causing her glasses to break and break her nose for 2 months. Evidentially, they got a punishment for this case, it being that they couldn't eat in the mess hall for 2 months. The reasoning that Jamie gave for throwing the brick was "the bird was annoying me and I wanted it to shut up, so I just threw a brick thinking it was going to hit the bird and silence it...forever.". Many more crimes followed after this.

## Attempted/Accidental crimes (so far)

* Tried to throw a brick at a bird, missed it by 2 inches, and the brick landed on a teacher’s face, breaking her glasses and nose for at least 2 months. Consequence? No lunch time allowed with the other kids for 2 months

* Accidentally knocked over a 50 gallon can filled with hot soup from 2 stories down because they wanted to have more space to sit down. The liquid landed on two teachers but luckily, the canister did not hit anyone. Consequence? None, no one found out they did it.

* Has tried to kill their brother on accident not once, not twice, not even thrice but 4 times; once by almost killing him with stairs, the second time by almost pushing him off a cliff (they hugged it out though, both were crying), the third time they almost crushed their brother with a bathtub that fell from 3 stories down onto the pavement. Fourth time they almost closed their brother in a large oven but luckily realized what happened. (no worries, he had /still has no wounds from it)

* Got banned from twitter after calling someone in DMs a ‘gayboy’.

## Successful crimes Jamie has committed (so far)

* Threw three knifes at a teacher because he was being paedophilic towards them and their classmates. Consequence? Got out scot-free, explaining why they threw the knifes. The teacher was fired.

* Made a teacher resign because he was convinced the school had a haunted teddy bear that followed him everywhere he went; in reality it was just Jamie putting up identical copies everywhere the teacher went. Reason? The teacher was being an ass to their brother. Consequence? None, was never caught.

* Put a bag filled with 500 ants into a teacher’s sweater because she was being xenophobic towards them and their friends. Consequence? None, somehow, no one knew who put the ants inside the sweater.

* Has committed voter fraud on several occasions by always picking the socialist option out of the elections and throwing away some votes so they didn’t count.

* Has stolen at least 200 small objects from stores at this point in time.

## Trivia

* Jamie has had one boyfriend and one girlfriend so far, but still insists that they're more inclined to men than women.
* Jamie uses any pronoun, really, but typically prefers they/them, although they also don't mind if people use she/her or he/him for them. Common neopronouns that they also use are ve/vim and ze/zir.
* Jamie has so far consumed soap bars, cat food, a whole Nokia 3310 phone, a plastic bottle, an entire bottle of ink, lead wire, a small ounce of cyanide, 33% of a satin sofa, a small piece of a decaying human arm, a fully dead and raw raven (even with bones), a brick, asphalt, pummel from a nuclear power plant, grass, raw and cooked frogs, an entire ant colony, glass, a lightbulb, 10% of a Christmas tree, lipstick, markers, books, mud, has purposefully eaten toenails, (burning) wood, (burning) charcoal, an elephant tusk, general things that were on fire, coins, aluminum, bleach, chlorine and a human eyeball. Jamie has proclaimed that the majority of this was not done on purpose, and has alluded that they might have pica for that matter.
* Jamie has endured a lot too in their life; they fell from 40 feet high, from 5 stories. Landed on solid ground. Only broke 5 bones and was fully recuperated after 2 days. They had a mortal kombat fight with a group of stray cats. Lost the battle and got quite some scratches. They almost got crushed by a boulder due to their foot being stuck in a ravine. Jamie got salmonella at one point, but doesn’t know when it happened. One time she was being held up by the throat, someone had covered their mouth, so they bit the fingertip off. Then they ran away and no one caught up to them. He almost got crushed by an entire building , was almost impaled by a tree, fell into a well that was 60 ft deep (luckily people were already there to help them). They were out in less than 10 minutes. They lit their own skin on fire. Twice. They also lit their hair on fire, ate human flesh thinking it was wood, got horrified and never mentioned anyone else. EVER, witnessed a murder investigation scene where the victim had two ice cream cones paled into their eyes, and was stabbed with a chest. (Needless to say, ice cream was never the same.) and lastly trapped themselves inside an oven but got out RIGHT before it turned on. The owners were furious, but glad that Jamie was alright.

* Jamie has only been exorcised once, and said that the priest did a bad job at it, "and [the priest] probably made it even worse for me."
* Jamie once chased after a thief who stole someone’s purse. On 5’ stilettos. For a mile. They got the purse and gave it back to the woman.