Kurizdychistan

**Kurizdychistan** (pronounced Kuritzdickistan) is a country in Asia bordering Pakistan and Iran with a capital in Lange. It is also placed next to the Indian Ocean. From 2003 to 2013 Kurizdychistan was roped into the Iraq War somehow thanks to political ties and a civil war or something idk im not wikipedia. After the Iraq War ended, the United States decided to continue the "American Intervention in the Kurizdychistani Civil War" until that also ended when Iran invaded (unsuccessfully, they gave up in 2015). The country is currently in a civil war between over 20 factions. 40% of the population is Baloch.

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Kurizdychistan was taken by the French in 1918 from the Ottoman colony in the south of Iran in accordance with the Sykes-Picot Agreement. The capital, Lange, was originally called Muhammed. The French weren't interested in the city, because it was in the middle of the mountains and held no strategic value, making the capital a port city known as Port Louis. Muhammed wasn't very big, but it was long, which is why it was renamed to Lange. After WW2 ended, the country became independent after an extremely bloody revolution, in which 2 million people died. Because of religious reasons and because the revolution started there, Lange was made the capital.

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Things stabilised for around 40 years before in 1988 after the Soviets began withdrawing from Afghanistan and started spreading communism in Kurizdychistan. The country was ruled by an absolute monarchy, similar to Saudi Arabia, but less limiting with its Sharia law, although it was also helping ISIS and the Taliban and Al-Qaeda and other terrorist groups. Reagan noticed the communist influence and started meddling with the country's politics. He managed to get the Brits on board. The British contributed by getting the communists high on opium, but the political meddling and opium addicting was quickly uncovered 1 year later by The Sun on page 4. In reaction to this, the USSR sent the communists guns and couped the government with the communist People's Movement being in charge. Meanwhile NATO gave guns to the Democratic Front for Liberation, which was actually another communist party in disguise.

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Once the USSR forgot about Kurizdychistan because they had other problems to deal with in 1991, the US did a violent overthrow of Kurizdychistan that was so sudden that the coup succeded in a single day, with the US backed forces taking Lange in only 7 hours. Then the monarchy was for some reason restored instead of making the country a republic. This caused even more outrage and slowly, multiple paramilitary and social movements formed. 29 actually. The major ones were the Kurizychistani Patriotic National Army (nationalist), Revived People's Front (communist), the National Socialist Kurizdychistani Workers Movement (fascist), Loyalists, the Brothers of Kurizdychistan (militarist), The Brigade (anarchist), Warriors of Allah (conservatives), the anarcho-capitalists and The Lord's brothers (christian conservatives). This all exploded when the Iraq War started and due to some confusing statements from the king who was actually from an extended part of the Habsburgs, the Kurzdychistani Civil War erupted on May 21st 2003.

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The US backed both the monarchy and also a major democratic opposition at the same time, while Russia backed the fascists and the communists. Nobody knew what was happening and eventually on New Year's Eve the US intervened in the civil war. The soldiers barely knew what or who they were fighting for, but one thing's for certain. A lot of them died. A lot of civvies also died. And a lot of paramilitary people died. 30% of Lange was turned to rubble and dust. Eventually after the Iraq War ended, the US decided to keep going on with the intervention, despite what everyone else wanted. In 2011, Iran also began intervening on the side of the conservatives. Eventually in 2013 Iran straught up invaded Kurizdychistan, which caused the US to piss their pants and pull out, leaving Kurizdychistan to continue warring. It's still like that to this day, and the king was shot in 2012 and the guy that was supposed to replace him died in a car bomb a few months later, so nobody knew who was in charge, until out of nowhere in 2013 a distant relative of the king called Ray II rode in from refuge in Luxembourg and claimed the throne, but a lot of people don't aggree with his claim. Iran gave up after they were pushed back to their border in 2015 and left Kurizdychistan to continue to slowly kill itself.