Simon Kalivoda

## Biography

Simon Kalivoda was born to unnamed Shadyside parents around 1977-78, at some point he became good friends with Deena and even better friends with Kate. At some unknown point prior to 1994, he and Kate began to sell drugs as a way to most likely deal with the history of Shadyside.

## 1st-2nd October 1994

Also at an unknown point during his time at Shadyside High, he became its mascot and dressed as a witch. He first appeared in the girls bathroom reciting Sarah Fier's curse rhyme where he appeared with Kate and the two spoke to Deena. Simon has a brother as stated by Deena and himself where she mentions "I thought you stopped after this dingus' brother OD?" to Kate prompting her and Simon to note that Timothy wasn't a real OD.

Simon went with his schoolmates to the game scheduled against Sunnyvale where he was dressed in his mascot outfit, when the fight broke out during the vigil for Heather, he hit one of the Sunnyvalers with his broom before running off as he was called a green prick. When the bus was pursued by Peter and Sam, he announced that the rival town sucked before placing his backside on the back window just before Deena and Kate threw the cooler at the still coming car.

When Nick attempted to get more information about the group after the incident, Simon proudly told the Sherriff to "Suck it, pig". He and Kate had to babysit two kids but had to leave them with Mary Lane when Deena had called about being stalked by who she thought was Peter.

After visiting Deena, they all agreed to go to the hospital so Deena could confront Sam about the stalker. When in the hospital, he watches as Kate gets the receptionist to get a nurse named Beddy to come over, when asked why she was still hanging around with Simon, Simon told the nurse that he was just too pretty.

Once Ryan attacks at the hospital, he and the others escape outside where they stole an ambulance and drove to the police station, Simon goes to pee where afterwards he goes over to a girl only to be attacked by her, he is however saved when Ruby is shot in the head by Deena.

Simon would listen in as Josh explained who his attacker was where he found out that the girl was Ruby Lane,the killer from 1965. When Simon and his friends found out if they wanted the curse to end, then Sam would have to die, when he was alone in the bathroom, it can be assumed he slightly pleasured himself ("Did you all go to pound town? me too". He would watch on as the killers that had blown up came back once again, him Kate, Deena and Josh would escape to another room where Simon recited the curse once again as Deena attempted to contact the survivor of the Camp Nightwing massacre.

After learning that the curse could still end with Sam surviving, he explains how she should take the drugs so she could be brought back, explaining that it would feel like she is being done by a unicorn ("You're gonna feel like you're being fucked by a unicorn").

## Death

He runs around the grocery store to avoid being killed however his luck runs out and he stops at the end of one of the aisles where he looks at Josh only to be axed in the head by Tommy who came from behind him.

## Trivia

* In the scene in which it shows the employee of the month, Simon in the behind the scenes photo however is not the employee nominated for February however in the actual scene, he is, whilst It could be an error, it is also highly possible Simon changed the pictures to be him since the ones used in the actual scene are different to the behind the scenes version
* According to Deena, Simon has been supporting his family alone since he was 15.

* He was voted as employee of the month during January, March, April, June, July and September of that year.