Drakanos Alternate Ending

***BOOM!***

Welp, there goes a solar system :p

Drakanos Mega Superior alongside Geed Ultimate Final, Lenore Base Form because a certain someone never made a page for her so she has no forms, Cy-Orbaris and Ultimate Zero Beyond had used their finishers to put an end to Alien Bat Brolfart's squadron consisting of 17 Infinibillion to the 39th Hyper Gilbalactron Supremes.

**Lenore**: RIP this Solar System I guess

**Geed**: It's k babe, it was probably uninhabited and besides, we're far away from Earth so that makes our actions justified!

**Lenore**: YAY :D

*Meanwhile, in the Britain Tango Star Colony in Borlfart's spaceship....*

**Borlfart**: Damn these kids and their stupid gimmicks! ALWAYS MESSING MY PLANS FOR OMEGA-OMNIVERSAL DOMINATIO- *has heart attack*

**EX Hyper** **Zaigosite**: *gives Borlfart his medicine* You shouldn't get so angry sir, your heart wont be able to deal with the stress!

**Borlfart**: Well it's not my fault for being born with a heart disease! Blame my parents for thinking crossbreeding was a good idea.....

*Omega Cyber Deavolactron walks into the room*

**Deavolactron**: Sir! We just received a message from the forces you sent to deal with the Ultras! They've all been wiped out!

**Borlfart**: Ha! As if I care! I only sent approximately 0.0785% of my armada to deal with these pests! I'll just call in the rest to defeat them. It should only take a day or two for the rest of my forces to get here.

**Deavolactron**: Well that's gonna be one or two days too late, the Ultras are approaching our location!

**Borlfart**: WHAT?!?!? FUCKOSKI! What are we going to do now?!?

**Zaigosite**: Sir, I believe that this is the right time to bring *him* out...

**Borlfart**: Huh, never thought I'd bring such a powerful weapon so early into this war.... Very well then...

*Borlfart* *snaps his fingers and suddenly 3 British Tango Dancers appear*

**Borlfart**: Is our little experiment ready to be awoken?

**British Tango Dancer #1**: Yis

**Borlfart**: Good. Awaken him.

*Back at our wonderful heroes*

**Drakanos**: Wowzers, Borlfart's spaceship sure is big.

*Drakanos transforms into Slugger Noactive Challenger*

**Zero**: Hmm? What's with the new form?

**Drakanos**: Nothing, I just felt like transforming into a new form.

**Zero**: uh huh

Suddenly...

*Borlfart's voice is heard from the speakers*

**Borlfart**: Attention all losers, c&\*kwagglers, b--ches, meanies and fuckoskis! This is your Ultimate Supreme God Emperor, Alien Bat Borlfart speaking. It appears that you Ultras don't know when to quit, but that's fine by me. Normally I'd give you one last warning, but I'm feeling sleepy today and can barely keep my eyes open, so I'm just gonna send one of my minions out to kill you.

**Cy-Orbaris**: At least he's being honest...

**Borlfart**: NOW BEHOLD! MY ULTIMATE WEAPON!

Suddenly, a big overdesigned hunk of spikes, teeth wings, claws and tendrils appears.

**Geed**: Excuse me what the f&\*k?!?

**Borlfart**: Behold! The Ultimate Belial Fusion Monster, the Final God of Darkness, Despair, Chaos, Violence, Villainy, Shadows, Flames, Thunderbolts, Blizzards, Earthquakes, Spacial Distortions and Supernovas, the Destroyer of Destoyers, the Champion of the Briajuxsillanimeious Deusverse, Lord of the Omega-Omniversal Blood Harem, Beast of a Thousand Sins per Square Centimeter, Overlord of Dimensions, Devourer of Viruses, Uploader of Malware, Titan God Killer, Crasher of Computers, *pauses to take a breath* Chimera Supreme Infini-Meister, Artist of the Stars, Gangster of the Realms, Thief of Original Ideas, Smasher of Like Buttons, My Greatest Creation (To Date), Infinitium Beyoxillanium Supressium Acoustium Badassium Woahium Scatmanium Spespespespespespespespespespespespecium 420ium Destructium Emperor of Madness, Mad-Slaughterer of the Virgins, Watcher of Anime, Lewder of Lolis!

**ARCH**

**CHIMERABEROS**

**ATROCI-**

***has heart attack***

**Zaigosite**: ZOMG MASTER! *Gives Borlfart his heart medicine*

**Lenore**: ...you okay dude?

There's a pause, even Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious is confused.

**Borlfart**: Yes yes I'm fine, anyway..... ARCH CHIMERABEROS ATROCIOUS.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

**Borlfart**: Borlfart signing off.

Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious ***ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSS***

**Zero**: Uh oh

**Drakanos**: Don't worry guys! I know what to do *switches to Mega Superior form and fires his Drakanos Supreme Calibre*

It's not very effective....

**Geed**: Don't worry son, now watch as your dad beats up this big bad meanie! *fires his Giga Thrust but it aint doing nothing*

**Geed**: '-'

Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious slashes at them with his Arch Atros Death Claw and throws them onto a nearby solar system.

**Drakanos**: Uh oh, this can't be good... *inhales* **MS GIGA INFINDCIUM RAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY**

It does nothing.

**Geed**: Well then.... **GIGA THRUST!!!!!!** Again....

Nope, it still does nothing.

**Geed**: Well crud.

Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious fires his Arch Atros Flare and blasts Geed but he dodges but it hits all of his allies and blasts them to another dimension so now it's just him and Drakanos.

**Geed**: '-'

Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious then grabs Geed and uses his Giga Finalizer as a toothpick before returning it to him.

**Geed**: Eww, gross, I don't want this now! Yeet! *throws it at Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious' eye*

**Geed**: whoops, oh well at least I've got some more techniques I can use! WRECKING NOVA!!!!!

Geed doesn't fire a beam and just stands there looking like an idiot.

**Geed**: Damn you Tsupro! Damn you for not having me use my cool unique abilities that are not related to that DX toy!

Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious then vores Geed.

**Drakanos**: ZOMG DAD

Drakanos fired his Draconian End and, surprise surprise, it did nothing.

Then Lenore, Zero and Cy-Orbaris return from the other dimension they were sent to.

**Cy-Orbaris**: Let's finish this!

Drakanos fired his MS Giga Infindcium Ray and Cy-Orbaris firing his Cy-Organic Baris Daltifi

They did nothing

**Drakanos**: It hurts to live.

Geed suddenly bursts out of Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious' stomach.

**Geed**: DEAR GOD THAT WAS AWFUL! YOU MUST DIE!

**Lenore**: Honey are you okay?

**Geed**: DON'T TOUCH ME I AM COVERED IN THIS THING'S STOMACH FLUIDS AND IT'S GROSS AS S&^T.

**Lenore**: HOW DARE YOU! YOU OVERSIZED SACK OF S&^T! NOBODY VORES MY HUSBAND AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Lenore punches Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious in the chest and sends him flying to a nearby star which blows up and weakens Arch Chimeraberos At- okay I'm done writing this thing's whole name, from now on I'll call it Try-Hard.

So Try-Hard was legit hurt by that and he takes a moment to get his s&^t straight.

Lenore flexes

**Drakanos**: '-'

**Geed**: That's my wife!

A woman with red hair teleports in and gives Lenore the Nobel Peace Price and gives me the Nobel Progression Prize because I wrote a strong female character. Take that Tsupro.

Then Try-Hard blasts them all away with his Big Bad Belial Beam.

**Zero**: Oi Drakanos, you gonna use that form you transformed into earlier or what?

**Drakanos**: Oh yeah I forgot about it :p

Drakanos transforms into Slugger Noactive Challenger but gets his arse kicked.

Cy-Orbaris gives Drakanos more capsules

**Cy-Orbaris**: Here you go

So now Drakanos transforms into his Sparion Exceed form and as a change of pace beats up Try-Hard instead.

Then Geed fires his Crescent Final Geed, Lenore fires her Mega Specium Ray, Cy-Orbaris fires his Cy-Organic Baris Daltifi, Super Zero Beyond fires his Swole Chorus and Drakanos fires whatever Sparion Exceed's final attack is called and Try-Hard is almost defeated.

Suddenly Borlfart appears alongside Deavolactron and Zaigosite.

**Borlfart**: Attention Ultra-thots! It appears that my beauty nap was interrupted by you beating up my monster. I do not take kindly to such offenses and thus I have decided to F&^KING KILL YOU ALL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

Borlfart pulls a billion kaiju capsules out of his anus alongside some steroids and feeds them to Try-Hard (but he cleans them first so they are not dirty).

So now Try-Hard is super swole

Try-Hard slaps the Ultras onto a nearby galaxy, destroying it.

Uh oh

**Borlfart**: Hmm? What's that? Want more? WELL THEN HERE YOU GO!

Borlfart yeets some more kaiju capsules into Try-Hard, he progressively gets swoler.

Borlfart yeets his last capsule into Try-Hard who grows to the size of a galaxy.

**Borlfart**: Now are you ready to DIE?

**IN.**

**THE.**

**VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOID!!!!**

**Cy-Orbaris**: Uh oh, what are we going to do?!?

Try-Hard takes one step and he passes out.

**Geed**: Well that was anticlimactic.

**Borlfart**: NANI?!?!?!? *downs a few heart medicines*

**Zaigosite**: Err.... master.... Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious has fainted.

**Borlfart**: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING HERE? HELP ME CARRY HIM TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!

**Zaigosite**: But master, he's too fat!

**Borlfart**: How dare you! It's not called being "fat"! It's called being "T H I C C"

**Deavolactron**: Sir he's too T H I C C! We can't carry him! Not even your duper super ship can support his weight.

**Zaigosite**: Sir, I suggest we ask the Ultras for help.

**Borlfart**: Ugh fine, ULTRA-THOTS! Help me carry Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious!

**Lenore**: Only if you say the magic word

**Borlfart**: Skidaddle skidoodle, your transformation device is now a poodle!

**Poodle**: Bork

**Lenore**: ZOMG ITS SO CUTE

The Ultras help carry Try-Hard to the Omega-Omniversal hospital of Gufjira and sit in the waiting room.

Doctor Jylnaraozenta comes in.

**Borlfart**: Tell us doctor, is he gonna be arlight?

**Jylnaraozenta**: So like, he overdosed on capsules and now he's in a coma. I dunno if he's gonna make it out alive.

Borlfart falls to the floor and cries, Lenore puts her poodle next to him to confort the crossbred Bat alien.

Borlfart suddenly got up.

**Borlfart**: Zaigosite! Call the armada's best medics and tell them to get over here or else I'm gassing them!

**Zaigosite**: Okay *pulls out phone and dials a number* yes boss says you should get over here or else you're being gassed. Anyway, how's the family? Oh your sister got married? That's great. And she's pregnant? So you're gonna be an uncle, neat. Any plans to have children of your own? Huh, understandable. What did you have today for breakfast? Huh nice, I had pancakes with Deavolactron in the break room of Borlfart's shi-

**Borlfart**: ZAIGOSITE!

**Zaigosite**: Oh sorry, gotta hang up dude, please get here quickly btw. *hangs up*

The medics arrive 10 minutes later, go to the operation room and exit another 10 minutes later.

**Medic**: I can't do anything to help Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious.

**Deavolactron**: Understandable have a nice day.

Borlfart falls in the ground and starts crying like a baby, or an emo teen, or a severaly depressed guy, or me when I read the s&^t I read to write these stories. They're all interchangable.

**Medic**: It appears that master Borlfart has a severe case of having fallen and not being able to get up. Some anti-depressants will do.

Seeing his enemy this sad, Drakanos couldn't help but feel pity for him.

Quickly, Drakanos realized the solution: a new form was needed.

Fusion Rise: Ultraman Hikari! Ultraman Cosmos! Kamen Rider Ex-Aid! Ultraman Drakanos: Infinitium Doctor!

Drakanos quickly cleans his hands.

**Geed**: Uh son, are you alri-

**Drakanos**: Don't touch me I'm sterile.

Drakanos walks into the operation room.

Borlfart gets up, wondering what Drakanos is up to.

Drakanos walks out of the room two minutes later and reverts to his normal form.

**Drakanos**: The operation.... was a success!

**Borlfart**: With all my might, with all my doctors, it's you who saved him... You, an annoyance of no significance in comparison to my army... saved him... how?

**Drakanos**: Let's just call it... the power of gimmicks. For all their issues, they are the only means capable of bringing any form of true peace into our world.

**Borlfart**: Ultraman.... thank you..... what can I do to repay you?

**Drakanos**: Just stop with the multiversal domination nonsense and stop being a meanie.

**Borlfart**: Fair enough. I shall instruct my minions to abort all missions regarding domination of other planets.

So now they have a group hug.

**THE END**

Obligatory musical scene coming in...

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Drakanos, Geed, Lenore, Lenore's poodle, Cy-Orbaris, Zero, Borlfart, Zaigosite, Deavolactron and Arch Chimeraberos Atrocious appear on the Land of Gufjira's concert stage wearing J-Pop uniforms.

"It's been...

One week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to one side and said "I'm angery"

Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get that together, come back and see me"

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

But it's still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Altman

I summon Sadfish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

And I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show

Mine's about a Back-Hoe

There'll be a big sound from the pavement

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean?

Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"

Five days since you tackled me

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees

It's been three days since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic

Like Sting, I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa, I make mad films

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Like Geed, gotta big hunch

Hey, that's my lunch

Noa's a really, really old guy

Gonna get a set a' better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? You soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"

Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

Three days since the living room

We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry"