July 16

**Location**: The Feywild, unknown town in the year 602

**New Characters**:

* Renfield

**Notable items/knowledge :**

* Bag of drug candy
* Two bags of mysterious powders
* We all got pierced
* Summon Steed ritual book
* Fear ritual book
* Field Guide and Nature book
* Mechanical book
* Tusk Love
* We ended up 200 years in the past in a town that hates magic

**Notes**:

We decide to sleep in the Queen's chambers since we know it'll be empty, Tooey goes home to pack. Champ wanders off to look for interesting doors, Dircc notices and lets him go anyways. Champ walks into a room and ends up in a cosmic time out for 30 minutes. Gen and Dircc wait for him while Bea goes ahead into the Queen's chambers and starts looting. She doesn't find anything interesting. When Champ gets out of time out, Dircc notices the magic around the door went away, it doesn't look like magic is sustaining itself with the Queen's death. Champ loots the room and gets 20 silver and three pouches: one of brown powder with red flecks, one of white powder, and one of chocolate coins. Everyone joins up in the Queen's chambers and begin looting. Gen finds the Bramblewood arrow under the Queen's mattress and Bea turns on her flamethrower watch to destroy it. The entire room catches fire and we gtfo. Champ pees on it and we go sleep with Oberon again.

Dircc casts Dream on the Beholder and gets sensed. He sees the ship that follows him around appearing in the dreamscape, and he makes our party appear on the deck with Strike Gently. Rock says he'll give Dircc a ship in return for him killing someone. Dircc agrees because Rock clarified this person is a bad person (doubt it). We wake up and go to find Oberon. He's sitting on a bean bag chair with lil glasses doing paperwork as people clean up the fire and the government around him. Tooey rejoins the group and Gen gives Obie a backrub. Champ calls Obie boring and he starts crying. As an apology, Champ offers Obie one of his gold coins, it's drugs.

It's a shopping episode, Champ gets child leashed. We go to Fairy Buc-ee's (pronounced bussy) and buy souvenirs. Bookstore time, DIrcc rolls a 20 and finds his Summon Steed ritual book but beefs with the automated check out system, "everything is fucking automated these days". He tries to write a copy of the book but it triggers an alarm system. Tooey buys a Fear book. Champ buys a field guide book and a pamphlet at the discount bookstore next door, Bea buys a technical book, and Gen buys *Tusk Love*. Dircc goes back into the first bookstore, says "just fucking give it to me" and successfully intimidates a discount from the scales. He ends up trading the Wumpus branded vampire stakes and a Potion of Heroism for his steed. Everyone gets pierced at Fantasy Claire's for stat increases. Champ finds an creepy old janitor who tells him not to ingest the powders, but the brown one would be a fun time if he did. The guy flees.

We go back to Obie where Tooey asks for records of her existence to be wiped, as if she were never here. Gen tells her dad she's not actually dating Dircc, he said he never thought she was, "I have so much rizz Papa." He goes home and Gen gives him the souvenirs she bought for her family. Oberon summons a portal for the rest of us, Tooey notices gray tendrils creeping around the edges, "Do me a favor? Have a great day." We go through the portal.

We're plopped in a creepy graveyard next to a decrepit cathedral. We can't make out any names on the headstones, but there's necromancy in the air. It's some time between dusk and dawn and Tooey's hump swings in front of her. We follow a swinging lantern to a nearby village and enter the Inn. Everyone does the classic stop and stare and we enter, they all look suspicious. Champ takes all of Tooey's goodberries. We talk to the innkeeper, Renfield, who tried to tell us the name of the town but it was muted. "Dost thou useth magic?" The arcane arts are forbidden, we pay 2 silver for a room upstairs. He doesn't know Clarence. He's shocked that we asked for one room since we are unwed, Champ says "We're closer than married, we're partners in a law firm." The clocks don't work in this town and Renfield tells us to leave town. Champ asks for extra towels.