Math Jew Percaset

## Early Life

Math Jew Percaset, Born in 1921, lived a reserved life on the shores of Bikini Atoll, until the dreaded and feared American Army told him and other natives of the island to evacuate in 1928, as they were going to, "Blow this silly ahh island to shreds in 18 years, Cuh." Him and his family moved to Surrey, British-Columbia, Canada, however, his family were all immediately attacked by rogue thugs upon taking Surrey public transportation, and all died due to knife wounds. Math Jew promptly moved to Berlin, Germany as an orphan child and randomly stumbled upon 57 billion Reichsmarks, swiftly making him the youngest billionaire at the age of 7.

## Kirsche auf der Verbrecher Shaker

Using his newfound wealth, Math Jew Percaset founded the "Kirsche auf der Verbrecher Shaker" (Church of the Thug Shaker). The Kirsche auf der Verbecher Shaker attained official church status in 1929, and thus was exempt from taxes, and under Article 137 of the Constitution of the German Reich, was allowed to impose a tax upon its members. The church rose to power as one of the most influential churches in German history, and was renowned for its success. Little is known about what kind of religion was practiced within the churches walls, or what kind of rituals may have been done, as all the documents save for one was destroyed. It is this one journal, written from the point of view of a church goer by the name of Ambuta Kam, which has given us all known information about the church. During prayer time, the church's followers would kneel in an odd position (See Image), chanting various hymns about a lord titled "Der Vater auf Verbrechers" (The Father of Thugs), and his son, Thuggus Christ. In November 1945, the church burnt down in an event referred to as "The Great Purge of the Thuggish", which resulted in the loss of nearly all records of the churches existence.

## Nazi Affiliations

Despite his name, throughout his stay in Germany and his time as Arch Bishop of the Kirsche auf der Verbrecher Shaker, Math Jew Percaset was known to be an avid supporter of Adolf Hitler, even reaching "Fanboy status" in some historical documents. As stated in Ambuta Kam's journal, Math Jew commonly got sidetracked "gushing" over his love and loyalty to Nazi Germany, and his hatred for Jews during his preaching. He was reportedly using his wealth to fund the Nazi army, and was a massive player in the success of the Nazi Party until 1945.

## Nuremberg Trials

In November 1945, Math Jew Percaset was brought to testify during the Nuremberg Trials, where he delivered his famous and world renowned speech, translated from German into English here:

*"Oh, you've got an ass on you alright. See, that's what he's talking about!"*

*"Spread your ass open dude, You can do the rump shaker, huh?"*

*"The thug shaker, Give me the thug shaker, Shake your ass! Take your hands off it, and shake that shit! pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it!"*

*"Shake it. Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there! Oh yeah, that'll work. You got that booty dude. God damn! It look good bro."*

*"Yeah, nice huh? Alright, that'll work for 'em."*

With such an inspirational and convincing speech, many were worried that the Nuremberg Trials would be canceled all together, and that attempts may even be made to resurrect Hitler, and let him continue his righteous crusade against Jews, but that did not happen. Before being fully convicted of his crimes, Math Jew managed to burn down the Kirsche auf der Verbrecher Shaker, staging the reckoning as a prophesied occurrence, and fleeing Germany. A single note was left on his dresser in his room. Translated, it read:

*"I couldn't beat the case, so bitch I did the race. (SKRRRT)"*

## Post-Nuremberg Trial Life

Math Jew Percaset moved back to his roots in British-Columbia, however this time he settled in for a normal life in North-Vancouver. He enrolled in a local High school called Hands-On-My-Dick Secondary, were he met many people, including Gayden Bottoms, Victor Ostrich Hoof, China, Owen Hung Himself, and The rizzler. In school he got high grades, but got no bitches, as he constantly talked about gassing Jewish people. He took up award-winning game Team Fortress 2, and loved the characters so much he commonly quoted them. For example, saying things like: "Scotland is *NOT* a real country!" which is a voice-line by the soldier. He also took accountability for the assassination of American President John F. Kennedy. Quote:

*"Bro was a complete noob, never saw me on that rooftop lol, #Victory Royale."*

## Disappearance

In 1990, at the age of 69, Math Jew Percaset was reported missing, as he hadn't been seen in a week by anyone. His last words were as follows:

*"I'm feeling so Spriggle Splorp right now, my Gleeby Deeby ass might go ahead and get myself abducted by aliens, lol."*

These words were said in his Discord group chat with his friends, and are his last known words. The message was accompanied by an image of a green cat with antennae (See image). If any information about his whereabouts are known, the authorities have an ongoing investigation.