Paradise Falls

Paradise Falls, also known as Proxima Centauri B, is a planetary body in the Centauri system colonised by Cluckus Industries.

## Paradise Falls

Paradise Falls from space, prior to colonisation

## Project Safe Haven

### Planning and Abandonment

Project Safe Haven, aka Project SH, was a plan created by Cluckus Industries in 2018 as a backup plan in case World War Three or another natural disaster rendered Earth uninhabitable. It involved having Proxima Centauri B prepared for long-term usage as a headquarters for Cluckus Industries. It was abandoned in the early stages of planning due to it being impossible to get to the planet efficiently.

The early abandonment and de-classification of the project caused it to become an inside joke, as it was assumed that the project could never happen. The project was jokingly nicknamed 'Project SHut up it's never going to happen' due to the abandonment.

### The Space Era

Upon the attack on COHQ by the Kalron, Cluckus Industries relocated COHQ to the nearby Centauri system. This reminded CEO Merida Cluckus of Project Safe Haven, however she did not restart it due to the dual conflict with the Yellowbeak Brotherhood and the Kalron Empire.

When Aurelia Cluckus retook the position of CEO after the departure of Hillary and Merida Cluckus, she immediately restarted Project Safe Haven and sent a scout team to Proxima Centauri B to investigate the possibilty of life.

The team returned with promising results. Fauna was scarce, and the planet appeared to have no creatures larger than an Earth spider. This was assumed to be due to a meteorological event similar to the one that killed off the dinosaurs.

Despite the recent victory against the Yellowbeak Brotherhood, the impending Kalron War caused Aurelia to immediately give the order to unofficially restart Project Safe Haven. A small village was constructed, along with the infamous Space Elevator. All flora within 3 miles of Cluckinghamshire was categorised, and Project Safe Haven was deemed complete. The updated file was classified with a Level 5 security clearance.

## The Reveal

When the Cluckus-Kalron war escalated to the War of the Horsemen, Aurelia revealed Proxima Centauri B, renamed Paradise Falls, to the Warshippers and Pests. At this point, Project Safe Haven was announced to the entirety of Cluckus Industries. It became the main base of operations for Cluckus Industries.

### Cox Manor

When Aurelia returned to Cluckinghamshire a few days before the reveal, it had been a few months since she last visited and she was surprised to see that a wooden manor had appeared on the crest of a nearby hill. Upon visiting, she learned the Tristan had found the updated Project Safe Haven documents, and begun building the manor immediately. Most of the survey team were in on his plan, and he hid the manor with Kalron cloaking technology that he had obtained from a scrapyard asteroid. By the time Aurelia found out, the entire survey team had agreed not to tell anyoe in exchange for the frequent masquerade balls and accompanying alcohol hosted at Cox Manor.

## Tenure as Paradise Falls

### First Kalron attack

One of the first occurences after the reveal of Paradise Falls was an attack from a Kalron mothership. A group of Cluckus higher-ups accessed Tristan's personal gunship S.S. *Columbia* to defend Paradise Falls. The *Columbia*'s advanced AI control program transferred itself and the passengers to the mostly-complete C.I.S. *Appalachia*, which it then controlled to pursue and destroy the mothership.

### Second Kalron attack

The next attack from the Kalron came a few days later. Two motherships again attacked Paradise Falls, but were quickly destroyed when Tristan unleashed 10,000 homing missiles locked onto Kalron DNA signatures.

## Notable Locations

### The Space Elevator

The Space Elevator is an infamous device used to travel through the Abremalin field surrounding Paradise Falls. Due to the Abremalin field, it uses a gravimetric slingshot to catapult it up to space. It is commonly known for causing severe nausea.

### Cox Manor

Cox Manor is a Gothic-style wooden mansion on an outcrop. It is Tristan's home, and a grove in the front contains the unmarked grave of Baron Von Kluck. The basement houses the gunship S.S. *Columbia*.

### The Hen House

The Hen House is a pub situated at number 5 Cas Brae on the eastern edge of Cluckinghamshire. It serves non-alcoholic beverages, vodka, whiskey, and gorifruit cider.

### Weston Water Treatment

The Weston Water Treatment Plant is the water treatment plant for Cluckinghamshire, located at number 6 Weston Road. It was ceremonially opened by Aurelia Cluckus.

### The Octagon

The Octagon is the central hub of Cluckinghamshire, located at number 3 Cluckus Road. It contains the Town Hall, a rentable hall, two conference rooms, and 18 apartments.