Nazi Germany

**Nazi Germany** was a time period and country where der fueler Adolf Hitler ruled in 1921 until the end of World War II.

Like the name implies, Nazi Germany was ruled by the Nazi Party, the party that hated Socialists, Marxists, and Communists so much that they went to war to kill every Communist and replace them with ze Germans Volk. This was known as lebensraum, meaning living room. Too bad it didn't mean that they would turn every place they stepped foot on into living rooms with couches and a TV.

Most consider the reign of Frank Steindong to be an extension of Nazi Germany, known as **Natchdong Germany**. The Natchdongs were far too subtle in their execution of lebensraum to be noticed by anyone, ever, until Frank said so on his deathbed. This was just a freak accident that would never happen again, said the next Führer of Germany.

## History

### Hitler's Party

Adolf Hitler, before he became Führer, was a guy who liked the German Empire a lot, so he wanted to become an emperor and colonize places like the previous rulers and then take over the world and turn it into his dream paradise.

But, before that, he had to inspire the German people after the end of World War I. He convinced all of the people that World War I was a Great Patriotic War for the Deutsch Volk and that they were defeated because of an inner threat: Communists. Everyone believed him because they had nothing else to believe in and Emperor Bismarck ain't doing anything to get people to believe.

On October 27, 1921, Emperor Bismarck would be elected out as the top leader of German and Hitler would be put in as Der Führer and let the NSDAP become the ruling party for all of Germany. But they failed in WWII, so it's dissolved.

### Steindong's Party

Frank Steindong, a former Nazi Party guy, would become the next Führer because the guys at the Nuremburg Trials couldn't get any evidence of him doing bad stuff, so they just let him become Germany's next ruler.

The Natchdong Party would be the ruling party of West Germany, but some positions of the lower counsels would be up for candidate elections. The secret Fliegenklatschen would be used by Steindong to create more space for "real" Germans (who are not Communists) by secretly killing every known Communist in Natchdong Germany and East Germany and some places outside of Germany. German husbands and wives were given incentives to make babies in not Germany to take up the open space and spread the Great Volk culture.

Things would go bad for Natchdong Germany when Frank Steindong admitted on his deathbed that he was a drinker of Genocider all along and called everyone an idiot. Natchdong Germany would end not so violently (except for the Fliegenklatschen) when it came time to finally elect Germany's first democratically elected Führer: Hans Hanserburger.

## Politik

### Nazis

Hitler was inspired by Marx to make Naziism, and he ran the country alongside his circle of doofuses in the Herrbunker under Naziism.

Hitler was the Führer of the crap. He got to make all of the rules and had the final say in everything in the political thing.

Himmler was the Vice Führer and leader of the **≶≶** and Hitler's best friend. He dealt with law making and some concerns of the public. He ran most of the law making schtick and used the Browncoats as a vessel to commit violence against Communists and the like. He and Steindong designed the killing chambers for the Holocaust.

Frank Steindong was the guy who designed some of the panzers. He was Hitler's chief advisor in the mathematics, statistics, and engineering. He led the math department of the education sector and taught how it related to Hitler's theories of stuff. He found and used statistics in order to try and solve stuff, sometimes by disposing of the people saying that there was a problem.

Krabs was the guy who dealt with food concerns, such as if the food was Communistic, Socialistic, Marxist or Capitalistic or any other Stupidism. He told the public what they should eat in order to stop the spread of Communism and every other detracting ism. This is because he and Schneck figured out, using science and magic, that every food had a certain Stupidism rating, a rate of change of how fast consumption of the food would turn eaters into that Stupidism. For example, top Soviet vodka has a Stupidism rating of COM-142, which means that it has 14.2% of turning drinkers Communist for every megagram consumed. He was the leader of the ministry of food propaganda.

Fegelein was the guy who messed in foreign affairs and had work in the propaganda sector. He meddled with Hitler for the first time when he gave a huge amount of secret info to Stalin and was executed by Hitler's son immediately when Hitler found out.

### Natchdongs

Frank Steindong was the Führer of Natchdong Germany. During the Cold War, he ruled the west part of Germany and made the Fliegenklatschen to commit murder against the officials of East Germany and commit terrorism against Communists, Socialists, Religious people, and some others. He partially joined Germany with the European Union, so deutschmarks could still be used, so he could influence the stuff that happens in Europe.

Nazis were arrested during this time to hide the fact that Frank Steindong was a Nazi himself, and make Germany look like it was Nazi-free. This was so he could influence the EU without getting any questions about his past membership with the Nazi Party.

## Aftermath & Trivia

* These eras of Germany have caused severe brain drain in the population. This has caused Germans on average to become stupider than Polanders over time. Even on Gearth this happens. It's really embarrassing.
* Hans Hanserburger would be the first democratically elected Führer of Germany in its over 1000-year history.