Rowley at the water park

101.Rowley was bouncing with excitement as he and his dad pulled into the car park of the water park with a speeding ticket on the bonnet. He had been dying to go all summer and now that it was finally happening , he could hardly contain himself. They quickly grabbed their bags and headed towards the entrance, where they were met by a friendly attendant who handed them both green wristbands.

Rowley's dad gave him a stern look and said, "Now Rowley, remember the rules. No running, no shiving, and most importantly, no taking off your swimsuit in public you remember last time when Bart simpson laughed at your bum!" Rowley rolled his eyes, he knew the rules by heart, but he couldn't help his mischievous nature.

They made their way to the changing rooms and Rowley practically ripped his clothes off in excitement. He had nothing on and He dashed towards the pool area and jumped into the water with a huge splash. This immediately caught the attention of a group of teenage girls lounging nearby, who giggled and whispered to each other all while pointing at Rowleys bumhole

Rowley didn't care though, he was too busy having fun. He swam around for a bit and then decided to try out the water slides. He ran up the stairs and waited his turn, stealing glances at the fat men as he did.

Finally, it was his turn to go down, and he whooped with delight as he sped down the slide. But halfway through, he realized he wanted to take a break and grab a snack. So he stopped, blocking the slide for other kids behind him.

The lifeguard quickly blew his whistle and signaled for him to move, but Rowley just shook his head and said he needed a break. More kids continued to pile up behind him, getting more and more impatient. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Rowley let out a big burp and continued down the slide.

When he reached the bottom, he saw his dad poiting his middle finger at him from the other end of the pool. He quickly swam over and saw his dad gesturing towards the diving board. Rowley had never gone off the high dive before, but he was eager to try.

He climbed up to the top and took a deep breath, feeling a rush of adrenaline. The crowd below looked like tiny rabbit droppings from up high. Rowley could feel a few pin worms in his stomach, but he pushed them aside and jumped off.

At first, he felt like he was flying, but then he started to panic. The water seemed so far away, and he was heading straight for it. He flailed his arms and legs around, trying to stay afloat, but it was no use. He was drowning.

The lifeguard, however, was completely oblivious. He was staring intently at his phone, playing Candy Crush, and didn't notice Rowley's cries for help. Rowley's dad was too far away to hear him, as he was standing by some children swimming naked and taking photos until a woman called mother evans told him off and he panicked.

Just as he was about to give up, something miraculous happened. A fox, darting around the park, caught sight of the commotion and ran towards the pool. It grabbed Rowley's dad's clothes and towels and quickly scampered away.

This caused a huge distraction, and everyone's attention was suddenly diverted to the fleeing animal. Rowley was able to pull himself out of the water and gasped for air. He was soaked and shaking, but he was alive.

After a few moments of chaos, the park returned to normal and everyone went back to their respective activities. Rowley and his dad went to the nearby snack bar and got some burgers and chippys. Rowley's dad sat down next to him, his voice brimming with concern.

"What was going through your mind, son?" he asked.

"I don't know," Rowley replied, "I guess I just wanted to see if you would save me. And you couldn’t be arsed, dad. You really couldn’t."

Rowley's dad smiled and ruffled his hair. "Of course I wouldnt , Rowley. My magazine was to interesting and I wasn’t going to put it down just to save your life."

As the day wore on and the sun set, Rowley and his dad headed back to their car stark naked, still laughing and joking about all the crazy things that had happened. They were wet, tired, and a little bit sunburnt on the nipples and eyeball, but they were happy.

On the way home, Rowley's dad told him a story about when he was a kid and went to a water park for the first time and ended up killing everyone there including his father. Rowley listened intently, still thinking about his own adventures

By the time they got home, it was late, and Rowley was exhausted. But as he lay in bed, he couldn't help but remember all the fun he had at the park. For all its craziness and chaos, he knew that he would always remember that day as one of the best of his life

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