Chucke Edward Switzerland

Chuck Edward Switzerland is a Swiss creep, and is theorized to be Chuckee Cheese.

## Chuck Edward Switzerland

### Relatives

Swissy Pissy, the inventor of Swiss Cheese

## Physical description

### Eye color

Perverted

Little is known about Switzerland's birth, there's no record of his parents, or him as a child. It appears a 54 year old man just appeared. Another point of interest in this case is that American businessman Chuckee Cheese died the same day as his apparent 'birth.'

### **Interesting Fact**

Chuck isn't fluent in Swiss. People around him say he sounds like an American with a Russian accent. They also take notice to his completely foreign name. And people have taken notice to his German cover up name Kasemann. And his strange long lost love Gerbael Geraeld, who appears to not exist. Unfortunately anyone who reported this on the news mysteriously disappeared. We may never know the truth about Chuck Edward Switzerland.

### **Business**

Chuck started a bold new business called Chuck's military grade Alpine Horns™. He knew the new frontier in military tech was sonic weapons. so made Alpine Horns that cause avalanches and ear drum explosions and sold them to the Swiss government. In exchange for that, he not only gets money, but also the ability to crack down on any news company that reports him with suspicion.

### **Crimes**

Chuck doesn't have a perfect record. He's been caught smuggling Deep Fried Kiddo Fingers™ into Switzerland, and bribing the cops with US$. He's also been found selling the kiddo fingers under the title of Leckere Fleischsticks (From German; Tasty meat sticks). Whenever inspectors come, he bribes them with Euros (Also not Swiss money). The government has decided to ignore him as long as he keeps on bringing Military Grade Alpine Horns™.

### **Political**

Chuck decided the Swiss had it too good, so he decided to run for president and spread his Drugged up™ policies throughout Switzerland. Sadly he never got anywhere close to winning. So he decided to start a rat poison business called; Chuck's Extremely Strong rat Remover™

### **Chuck's Extremely Strong rat Remover**

Chuck had something against rats, because he was a Swiss Person (Switzerlandus Persononous) with the head of a Mouse/Creep. Sadly there aren't that many rats in Switzerland so he bought 5,000 and planted them all over Bern. The police were unable to link Chuck to the events thanks to his system of #NotSus Plumbers™ who worked in the sewers. The real person guilty was Kasemann, the leader of the plumber operation.

After that chain of events Kasemann comitted suicide by flying his plane around in the clear skies and #Flying into the court room™

The system of plumbers was then dismantled by an unknown Swiss Person with the head of a Mouse/Creep.

### US Finds out

American police discovered Chuck Edward Switzerland, and found a 99.9999999999999999999999989% match with Russian-American grifter named Chuckee Cheese. America then invaded Switzerland, but thanks to the efforts of Chuck and his Military grade Alpine horns™ the war reached stalemate. But then Chuck took off his overalls revealing that he was the infamous Chuckee Cheese. The Swiss government tried to turn him in but he pulled out his secret weapon; his aug A3, and opened fire. He became the first person in modern history to shoot a Swiss person with an aug A3.

The war ended soon after because everyone realized that they should be bombing Afghanistan instead of Switzerland.

### **Books**

Chuck changed his official name to Chuck, and vowed never to speak "Switzerlandian" again. He then wrote a book called; Why do Swiss People Smell Like Goat Cheese™. The novel took a deep dive into Swiss culture, politics, industry, smell, and why he hates it so much. One critic, Moers muuskraet, said that "The book was a compeling mix of N@zism and hatred of Scottish people."

The book sold 5 copies.

After such a failure Chuck wrote another book called; My Role in That War™. The book was an overview of how Chuck influenced the American invasion of Switzerland, the book was very popular because Chuck said sorry in the book.

Since he was on such a role he decided to write another one; Why I Hate my son™. Chcuk was referring to Swissy Pissy, who was in fact Charles Entertainment Cheese. Chuck's reasons being; he ##### a 5 year old and out came Charles. Critics called him insensitive and uncaring.

The book sold 13 copies.

### Marrige

Chuck had a mysterious marrige with a guy named Gerbael Graeld, this man is mysterious and unknown. The police believe he's a cover name for Gerald Gerbil, who married Chuckee Cheese for one day. Which is yet another piece of evidence supporting Chuck being Chuckee Cheese.