Zrak's Wondours Diary of Adventure

***The first few pages taken from Zrak's diary. Pages are loosely and hectically describing the forming of The First Party and their first day together.***

*note one: The handwriting and language is almost unreadable, translator did his best.....*

File:Zrak’s Wondrous Journal.pdf

TODAY.. AFTER HELPING A SMALL HUMAN WITH LONG HAIR TO FIND THEIR MISSING DOMESTICATED SMALL LIFEFORM CALLED ‘CAT’ I HEARD MUSIC! ZRAK LOVES MUSIC. I WANTED TO GO AND SHOW MY SUPPORT TO THE MUSIC PLAYER, SO ZRAK HEADED OFF TOWARDS THE MUSIC. I MET THE MUSIC PLAYER, HE HAVE A NICE SMILE LIKE ZRAKS MOMMY HIS NAME IS TEODNIK CAIJOR WHICH IS ALMOST LIKE MY NAME ZARK!!! ZRAK THINK WE ARE GOING TO BE GOOD FRIENDS :)

TODAY.. I HAVE BEEN WITH MUSIC PLAYER FOR MANY DAYS, HE IS VERY SMART AND KIND. HE HELPED ZRAK INVEST ALMOST ALL OF ZRAK’S MONEY, HOW NICE OF HIM. SINCE MOON GOD HAVE NOT TOLD ME TO SLIT HIS THROAT HE MUST BE NICE FRIEND :))

TODAY.. WHEN ZRAK WAS LISTENING TO MR CAIJOR PLAY HIS NICE MUSIC AT THE INN OR AS MR CAIJOR CALL IT ‘HIS STAGE’ A FAT SHORT FELLOW BY THE NAME.... OH NO ZARK FORGOT THE SHORT GUY’S NAME.. ANYHOW HE NEEDED HELP!!! OFCOURSE ZRAK WILL HELP, ZARK WILL ALWAYS HELP BECAUSE ZRAK IS A HERO! SINCE THERE WILL BE A REWARD FOR HELPING, MR CAIJOR ALSO WILL PARTAKE. HOW FUN WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TOGETHER ALONG WITH A DRAGON LOOKING PERSON, ZRAK CAN TELL DRAGON PERSON IS VERY NICE MUCH LIKE ZARK. ME ZRAK, MR CAIJOR AND DRAGON MAN MEDRASH GO TO SHOP TO PREPARE.. ZRAK FOUND IT BORING AND FOUND A VERY INTERESTING TAPESTRY WHICH COUGHT ZRAKS ATTENTION SO ZRAK DON’T REMEMBER WHAT WE BOUGHT.. BUT ZARK'S WALLET FEELS LIGHTER, THAT IS WEIRD? ZRAK WONDERS WHY…

TODAY.. OR THE SAME DAY.... WE START OUR JOURNEY, ADVENTURE AWAITS!! AFTER TRANSPORTING FOOD AND MINING EQUIPMENT TOWARDS FANDALYNN FOR THREE DAYS WE SEE DEAD HORSES ON ROAD. BOTH MR CAIJOR AND MEDRASH ARE VERY SMART A RECOGNIZE THE HORSES, SO THEY TELL ZRAK TO SIT TIGHT IN WAGON AND WAIT FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE.. ZRAK SIT STILL THINKING OF HOW RICH ZRAK GONNA BE FROM INVESTMENT WITH MR CAIJOR. IT MAKES ZRAK VERY HAPPY!
ZRAKS VISION OF RICH AND HAPPY FUTURE GET INTERRUPTED BY GOBLIN SHOUTS! ZRAK JUMP ON TOP OF CART AND TAKES IN THE SCENE. ONE.. TWO.. TREE.. AND FOUR, IT IS A GOBLIN AMBUSH. MEDRASH IS FIGHTING ONE AND MR CAIJOR MUST BE SLEEPY FROM ALL TRAVEL SINCE HE IS SLEEPING ON THE GROUND, ZRAK THINKS MR CAIJOR FINDS FIGHTING VERY BORING. WORRY NOT I ZRAK WILL FIGHT! ZRAK CAST FAVORITE SPELL AGONIZING BLAST AT DISGUSTING GOBLIN TO KILL IT, BAAM ZRAK GOT HIM REALLY GOOD.. RIGHT THROUGH HEART! MEDRASH ALSO PEIRCE A GOBLIN THRU ITS HEART, ZRAK KNEW WE ARE ALIKE LIKE BROTHERS :). MR CAIJOR IS STILL ON GROUND SLEEPING HEAVY JUST LIKE ZRAK DOES, HE IS ALSO JUST LIKE ME! ANYHOW I TRY CAST AGONIZING BLAST AGAIN BUT STUPID WIND MAKE ME FALL AND FIRE AT THE BULLS PULLING THE CART, OH NOO! CURSE YOU WIND GOD, I SHALL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND RIP YER HEAD OFF. ANYHOW ZRAK DOES WHAT ZRAK DOES TO CALM DOWN FRENZIED ANIMAL, WHILE MR CAIJOR AWAKES AND HELP MEDRASH KILL ANOTHER NASTY LITTLE GOBLIN. WE ARE ALL COVERED IN BLOOD.. IT IS VERY BEAUTIFUL, ZRAK IS SURE MOON GOD LIKES WHAT HE SEES.
LASTY NASTY AMBUSHING LITTLE GOBLIN TRIES TO RUN AWAY LIKE A STUPID GOBLIN HEHE, ZRAK WILL NEVER LET THOSE THAT HURT HIS FRIENDS GET AWAY! THE SCUM MUST DIE WITH AGONY! ZRAK FIRES OFF ANOTHER AGONIZING BLAST! THIS TIME STUPID WIND GOD DO NOT GET IN ZARKS WAY AND ZRAK BLAST STUPID ENEMY’S HEAD OFF, HAHA THIS IS SO FUN :). MR CAIJOR AND MEDRASH HEADS BACK TO THE CART AND TO SEARCH AREA AGAIN, TURNING DOWN TO HELP ZRAK MUTILATE AND ARRANGE THE CORPSES IN NICE FLOWER PATTERN, OH WELL.. ZRAK DO NOT MIND, ZRAK JUST SUMMON SERVANT TO HELP INSTEAD. ZRAK MADE VERY BEAUTIFUL PATTERN WITH GOBLIN ARMS AND HEADS TO MAKE SURE MOON GOD IS HAPPY WITH ZRAKS WORK. IF MOON GOD HAPPY ZRAK HAPPY, VERY SIMPLE.

AFTER FINISHING IT ALL, MEDRASH TELLS ZRAK TO COME HELP WITH EXPLORING THE PATH STUPID GOBLIN TRIED TO FLEE ON. MEDRASH GOES FIRST, ZRAK SECOND AND LASTLY MR CAIJOR. WE ARE WALKING IN ORDER OF SIZE, PERFECT STRATEGY ZRAK THINKS. ZRAK’S FRIENDS ARE BOTH VERY SMART. WE WALK FOR A VERY LONG TIME ZRAK CAN NOT COUNT THAT MUCH BUT OH WELL.. SUDDENLY MEDRASH TAKES TO THE SKIES WOOOSH AND FLIES OFF LIKE A TRUE DRAGON, VERY IMPRESSIVE! BUT HE SEEMS TO HAVE FLOWN INTO A TREE NET. ZRAK HATES TREE NETS. MR CAIJOR TRIES TO SHOOT ROPE BUT SUDDENLY AIMS AT BUG IN BUSH INSTEAD.. VERY IMPRESSIVE SHOT MR CAIJOR, IF ZRAK HAD TWO HANDS ZRAK WOULD APPLAUD. :)
ANYHOW ZRAK THE HERO WILL HELP MEDRASH FROM TREE NET INSTEAD! ZRAK CAST FAVORITE SPELL SUMMON UNSEEN SERVANT TO HELP ZARK CLIMB TREE AND FREE MEDRASH FROM NET, BEFORE JUMPING DOWN IN SERVANTS ARMS.. HUH SEEMS SUMMONED SERVANT GOT STRONGER OR ZRAK GOTTEN LIGHTER.. ZRAK MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN FAT, ZRAK MUST EAT LESS DEAD ANIMALS IN FUTURE MAYBE.. VERY UNFORTUNATE. FLYING MEDRASH, MR CAIJOR AND ZRAK CONTINUES, UNTIL WE FIND A GLADE WERE ZRAK SET UP CAMP TO REST WITH FRIENDS.
WOOSH ARROWS FLIES TOWARDS MEDRASH THE FLYING DRAGON BUT MISSES. ZRAK HEAR GOBLIN SHOUT AGAIN. ANOTHER GOBLIN AMBUSH? ZRAK IS TIRED AND CAN NOT CAST MANY SPELLS, BUT CAN ALWAYS CAST FAVORITE SPELL AGONIZING BLAST! WHAM! ZRAK FALL AGAIN.. ALWAYS WIND GOD’S FAULT.. MR CAIJOR SHOOTS AT STUPID GOBLIN OVER SMALL STREAM OF WATER, WHILE MEDRASH READY HIMSELF FOR ATTACK NEXT TO ZRAK.. WHEN ZRAK SEE STUPID GOBLIN TRY TO CROSS STREAM OF WATER ZRAK YELLS ‘DUCK’ AND STUPID GOBLIN GOES PRONE IN WATER, HEHE GOBLINS ARE STUPID AND NOT AS SMART AS ZRAK. MR CAIJOR CAST MAGIC TO MAKE WET GOBLIN FRIEND, SO ZRAK CAST FAVORITE SPELL COMMAND AND TELL OTHER STUPID GOBLIN TO RUN WHILE MEDRASH SLASHES HIM DOWN.

TODAY.. WE MADE NEW GOBLIN FRIEND. IT IS STUPID WET GOBLIN THAT IS CONTROLED BY MR CAIJORS MAGIC, VERY IMPRESSIVE AS ALWAYS. IN ZRAK’S GOBLIN VILLAGE MR CAIJOR AND MEDRASH WOULD HAVE MANY SLAVES TO LASH.. TO BAD ZRAK KILLED OLD VILLAGE ALREADY :) ANYHOW ZRAK AND MR CAIJOR LIES AND MAKES FRIEND WITH ‘ISHBOG’ THE STUPID WET GOBLIN TO ENTER SECRET BASE BY PRETENDING TO MAKE ZRAK’S FRIENDS SLAVES TO FIT IN. ‘ISHBIG’ THE STUPID WET GOBLIN BRINGS ZRAK AND FRIENDS TO FESTIVHALL WERE ONE. TWO.. THREE.. UUH.. ZRAK’S HEAD HURTS, ZRAK JUST ASK ‘ISHBOAR’ THE STUPID WET GOBLIN HOW MANY STUPID GOBLIN THERE ARE IN ROOM. ‘ISHGAOR’ SAYS THERE ARE MANY.. ZRAK THINKS MANY ARE A LOT OF GOBLINS AND TRIES TO THINK OF PLAN.. MEDRASH AND MR CAIJOR STARTS TO DRINK AND PERFORM MUSIC WHILE ZRAK TRIES TO TALK TO GOBLIN LEADER WITH HELP FROM MR CAIJOR WHEN AVAILABLE.
WE LEARN HUMAN FRIEND OF SHORT FAT HAIRY GUY WHO ASKED FOR HELP WITH TRANSPORTING GOODS IS HELD PRISONER. MEDRASH AND ZRAK WANTS TO HELP FREE HIM WHILE MR CAIJOR DOES NOT. ZRAK TRIES TO DECEIVE STUPID GOBLIN LEADER WHILE MEDRASH DRINKS AND MR CAIJOR GATHERS INFO, BUT STUPID GOBLIN LEADER IS NOT VERY STUPID AND SEES THROUGH ZRAK’S LIES.. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.. GOBLIN LEADER MUST BE TOO STUPID TO BELIEVE ZRAK’S WORDS MAYBE?...
NOW ALL GOBLINS OTHER THAN ‘ISHBAN’ THE STUPID WET GOBLIN ATTACKS! ZRAK’S FRIENDS MEDRASH THE FLYING DRAGON AND MR CAIJOR WHO LOVES MONEY FIGHTS THEIR WAY OUT GOBLIN AREA.. ZRAK DOES NOT WANT TO LEAVE HUMAN BEHIND AND MORE IMPORTANTLY CAN NOT LEAVE STUPID GOBLINS ALIVE.. MOON GOD ONCE TOLD ZRAK TO KILL STUPID GOBLIN VILLAGE, MAYBE IF ZRAK LET GOBLINS LIVE MOON GOD WILL BE MAD?? ZRAK DOES NOT WANT TO MAKE BEST FRIEND MOON GOD SAD OR UPSET, SO.. ZRAK.. MUST.. KILL.. THEM.. ALL..
ZRAK CAN NOT REMEMBER MUCH OTHER THAN CASTING FAVORITE SPELL AGONIZING BLAST KILLING GOBLIN AFTER GOBLIN, UNTIL ZRAK MET UP WITH FRIENDS MEDRASH AND MR CAIJOR TO FINISH THE LAST GOBLIN TOGETHER.. ZRAK LOVES ZRAK’S FRIENDS :) ZRAK RUSH BACK IN WITH MEDRASH TO HELP HUMAN.. WHICH ZRAK FORGOT NAME OF OUT PRISON WHILE MR CAIJOR PREPARE AT THE CART DRINKING AND EATING.