Kodachi/Quote

A collection of quotes from the fighting fur ball herself, Phoenix Esther**.**

## Quotes

> *"Nya!"*
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> *"Excuse me, sir/madam, while it's true that part of me is a cat, I cannot digest whatever cat food/treats you've provided me. I have the digestive system of a human and I'd fall ill to ingest one of those... things. Hmph, some people."*
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> "*It gets so frustrating when I can't land a single hit on an enemy. I try to be stealthy, yet they sense me every time"*
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> *"Look, you gotta understand that without us, your 'friend' is going to not only destroy this world, but he'll destroy every realm while trying to chase you down. Do you really want that eternity? You're either going to side with us and take him down, or you're going to hate us and see where that gets you. You have a choice, make a wise one."*
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> *"Humans have a strange psychology. I just can't figure out why they have to pet me every time they see me, I can't figure out why they keep talking down on me like I was an infant."*
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> *"I can't even land a single hit on you!"*
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> *"Not everything can be solved with just going out there and punching bad guys in the face. Sometimes, you have to be smarter than them, you have to think like them in order to predict their next move, you have to be tactful with your actions. The best way to take down anyone of these villains is to outsmart them all."*
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> *"You know what? For years I've had to endure your torture. For the last few years, you've beaten me, scolded me, put me down, threatened me, and so on. I've had enough of the stress, and this collar you've given me is the worst thing I've felt since being separated from my litter. I've had enough!"*
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> *"Nobody hurts my friends!"*
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> *"I deeply care about the people of Neo Arcadia, I deeply care about those who cannot defend themselves, and my past has lead me to a passion to defend those who feel oppressed, whether it's these villains or unjustifiable actions from the local government. Mess with me, you're going to be in a world of pain. Mess with my friends, and you'll be begging for mercy under my feet. Mess with the people of Neo Arcadia, and I will seek immediate vengeance."*
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> *"I know we just saved your lives, but please don't pet me. Don't touch me.. y'all gotta stop- now wait a second! Don't scratch.. behind the ears. Hmph, you're all quick to pet a human/cat hybrid, you all have a strange psychology!"*
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> *"I'm not cute!"*
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> *"Only people I trust may come into my personal space."*
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> "*I'll have you know that this steak isn't rare enough. I want my cows not only just moo, but I want them fighting me as I eat them. Steak isn't rare unless it's caked in salt and put on the grill for a mere five minutes. Think again before you resort cooking my steaks until they're light pink"*
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> "*Some people wonder why I never stay at my own house. Here's the problem: I detonated Calvin's house, which was my only residence, and my breeder passed away months ago so I can't ask to live with her, and my family members are either dead or missing. The only place that I can really stay for any night is in my dearest friend's amazing apartment"*
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> *"Hey, thanks for the flight, you old fart"*
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> "*I see that you and I share the same values. We'll get along quite nicely"*
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> *"As a writer in my free time, what irritates me is how somebody can judge another person for the length of their writing. The free will of writing can sometimes be applied to real life as well. It doesn't matter if you write a paragraph, a page, a short story, or even a book series, if the content doesn't mean anything, then you've just wasted your time. Some stories get to the point and have more impact even if they're really short"*
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> *"Nya, I'm hungry. Anybody got any food?"*
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> *"Y'know, the bullies I met when I was a stray would always tell me that nobody would ever accept me, and that my skills are a waste of time. They'd fight others better than I could land a punch on a brick wall. When I found my best friend one day, they were wrong about nobody accepting me. When me and him went on adventures, they were wrong about my skills being a waste of time. When they said that I'd never find a great owner, well, needless to say that they were wrong about that, too; I found a family"*
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> *"When I say owner, I don't mean in the sense of putting me in a collar and hooking me to a leash. I'm simply talking about a nurturing person who has the right paperwork"*
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> *"Do you know how to put a [bone/joint] back into place?"*
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> *"For a fighting simulation, the pain difference is either unnoticeable or nonexistent"*
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> "*Swords are cool"*
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> *"Do I get praised for that genius pun? I hope I don't get **pun**ished for it! We really have to **chair-**ish the moments we have in this underground base"*
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> *"Hey! I'm not just some mangy cat! I'm a human.. cat.. bat thing. A human catbat. No, a batcat'd human? A hubatcat? Maybe just a batcat.... I'll knock you out!"*
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> *"Hello, angry southerner!"*
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> *"Fair enough*"
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> *"For an ancient king, you're extremely weak. Just being honest"*
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> *"Vehicles, to me, aren't just metal and plastic on rubber spheres. To me, they're the result of human genius and are connected by smaller components that add up into bigger, more vital things like the engine, the transmission, and other more important parts. It's fun to take a look at a car's specifications, study its components, research its compatibility with custom, aftermarket modifications. There are three ways to get to know a car: being a passenger, which doesn't introduce much other than feel, looks, and other cosmetic components. Then there's being a driver, in which you know it better with the way it handles on corners and straightaways, its alignment, its horsepower and torque. The third way is actually working on it, and then you know the car inside and out, and depending on who you are, you develop a close bond with the car"*
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> *"Word of advice, never travel 65 Miles Per Hour on a 35MPH corner unless you're able to drift in terms of skill and mechanic ability, otherwise you just totaled her and corners will forever haunt you. Trust me, I know, that's how I lost my beloved Gemstone" (Not an actual picture of her in real life)*
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> *"You never forget your first set of wheels"*
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*"What's the matter? Cat got your balance?"*
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