Biff

Speed
 Intelligence
 Fighting Skills
 Magic
 Durability

Total - 15

Biff is a weaker character with a fairly low amount of strength and abilities. Biff is very weak and slow, and he isn't too intelligent, but he is fairly durable and has some decent experience. Biff doesn't have too many abilities and is easily beaten in combat.

**Abilities**

Biff has a fairly limited set of abilities that make him somewhat deadly, but only in very specific range and circumstance.

**Circuit Board Bombs**

Biff carries two circuit board bombs on his leather belt. Biff is able to use these circuit board bombs to cause fairly decently sized explosion. Biff is able to use these circuit board bombs to cause decent damage at close to medium range, but lacks effectiveness against long range or flying characters.

**Appearance**

Biff is a 2' 0'' tall *Cartoon*. Biff has a octagonal shaped head and a large round body. He has average limbs for his size and has circular white hands with small thumbs on the side. Biff wears a large leather belt with 2 circuit board bombs. Biff wears a pair of black shorts and wears a pair of sharp toed shoes.

**Early Life (August 2008)**

Biff was born August 12, 2008 into a kind family. His parents loved him, but Biff caused so much trouble around the house that his parents got sick of it and surrendered him to *Shady Whady Orphanage*. Biff was always a troublemaker and caused the orphanage a bunch of issues and trouble. *Shady Whady* *Orphanage* gave Biff a action figure, and he seemed to calm down.

**Stiff and Biff: Origins (May 2010)**

One day, Biff was walking through the supermarket when he saw a large amount of *Daniel Spewy* action figures. Biff wanted one, so he started to climb the shelf to get one from the top. While Biff was climbing the shelf, he started to feel the shelf shake. Instinctively, Biff jumped off the shelf he was standing on and hit his head on the emergency fire sprinkler on the roof. Biff fell onto the top of the shelf and rolled off the shelf and hit the floor. Biff started running away crying. Biff didn't notice he was running towards a television, and he ran straight into it. Biff stopped crying and noticed that the T.V. was on fire. Biff started running away to run out of the supermarket. Right as Biff left the supermarket, the store exploded, sending Biff flying forward onto the pavement, knocking Biff unconscious. When Biff woke up, he was in an interrogation room with handcuffs on his arms. The interrogator asked Biff what he was doing by the store. Biff shrugged at the interrogator. The interrogator asked if Biff caused the explosion. Biff shook his head. The interrogator said that he had a witness that survived, and he said that you were the main cause. Biff looked up to the interrogator and shook his head. Two police officers took Biff out of the interrogation room and carried him to the court room. Biff sat down at desk with the police officers and looked up at the judge. The judge, *Judge Man*, was told the situation by one of the police officers. *Judge Man* decided that Biff was the cause of the explosion and there for is guilty. Biff was taken to a prison truck and sent to *Western Federation Prison*. Biff is taken by the guards to a cell and locked up for the day. When Biff was released for breakfast the next day, Biff walked out of his cell and noticed a ton of massive criminals around the mess hall. Biff quickly looked at the criminals and ran away to the lunch counter. Biff jumped up and grabbed a lunch tray and started walking to the lunch lady. The lunch lady scooped a big scoop of beans onto Biff's tray. Biff said thanks and walked over to the closest lunch bench. Biff started to eat his beans, when another *Cartoon* criminal walked up and sat on the opposite side of Biff. Biff ignored it and kept eating his beans. The criminal across from Biff asked if Biff was in a prison gang. Biff shook his head, and the criminal across from Biff said well your in luck. Biff turned his head curiously and the criminal across the bench said you see, I'm making a gang myself and I'm looking for some members. Biff asked how man members the criminal across the bench had in his group. The criminal across the bench laughed and said very quietly, ha haaa, no one. Biff smacked his forehead and looked back up to the criminal across the bench. The criminal across the bench said well anyway I'm *Stiff*. Biff said my name is Biff. Biff moved over and sat next to *Stiff*. *Stiff* asked Biff why he was in prison. Biff told *Stiff* that he accidentally blew up a supermarket. Biff asked why *Stiff* was in prison, and *Stiff* said that he had gotten caught in the middle of robbing a bank. *Stiff* told Biff that he was in good hands. Biff gets picked up by a massive criminal, who takes him outside and starts playing basketball with Biff as the ball. Biff was used as a basketball for a few hours, and after the criminals let Biff go, Biff was very bruised and battered. *Stiff* walked up to him and asked if Biff was alright. Biff said that he was going back to his cell. Biff stayed in his cell until shower time. When Biff went into the shower, two massive criminals picked him up and used him to scratch their backs and whip each other. Biff came out of the shower looking traumatized, and *Stiff* asked if Biff was good. Biff said no, and *Stiff* asked what happened. Biff was put into his cell and went to sleep. When Biff woke up, he was taken out of his cell and went to breakfast with *Stiff*. *Stiff* asked Biff if he knew that they would be getting T.V.'s if they behave well today. Biff said that he didn't know. *Stiff* said well it's true and grabbed a tray for himself and Biff. Biff asked *Stiff* if he was gonna try and get a T.V.. *Stiff* replied that he was definitely going to try. Biff walked with *Stiff* to the lunch bench and sat next to *Stiff* on the bench. After lunch, Biff went outside for physical activity. *Stiff* sat on the bench and before he lifted it, Biff went to spot *Stiff*. *Stiff* tried to lift the bar weight, but *Stiff* immediately dropped the weight on his chest, and Biff wasn't able to lift it off. *Stiff* eventually got the weight off of his chest, and *Stiff* and Biff walked back inside and into their cells. Biff and *Stiff* stayed in their cells for the rest of the day. After a few months, *Stiff* and Biff are eating lunch when they are visited by a prison guard. The guard tells them that for their good behavior, they would be moved into the same cell and will be rewarded a T.V. *Stiff* and Biff look at each other and *Stiff* yelled top bunk before Biff could, and Biff sighed and went awwww. At night, *Stiff* and Biff started talking about how jail was boring them. *Stiff* started whispering to Biff and told him that he had a plan to escape. *Stiff* continued and said that he would first cause a prison riot as a distraction, and Biff would use this distraction to sneak into the prison control center and would break a control panel to grab three large computer chips, and a pair of wires and a battery. *Stiff* continued to explain that they would both be locked up and Biff would be able to sneak the pieces into their cell. *Stiff* said that he would be able to use the computer chips and metal pieces to create a fire and light the computer chip on fire, which when ignited would explode, giving *Stiff* and Biff a way to escape. Biff was able to execute his part of the plan and *Stiff* and Biff were able to escape. When *Stiff* blew up the wall, Biff smiled and said let's create some carnage.

**Stiff and Biff: Partners in Crime**

Biff was sitting with *Stiff*, who was sewing a large cloth together. When *Stiff* finished sewing, *Stiff* and Biff lit the hot air balloon and started floating up. Biff was looking over the edge of the basket, when he saw a bank. Biff told *Stiff* that he saw a bank, and *Stiff* smirked and said that they should take a visit. When *Stiff* lowered the *Stiff Balloon* and landed behind the bank, Biff opened the basket and ran out with *Stiff* toward the bank. Biff and *Stiff* ran into the bank and used one of the computer chip bombs they made to blow up the vault. Biff ran into the vault and filled *Stiff* and Biff's bags of money. *Stiff* set up the second computer chip bomb by the left side wall of the bank. Biff handed *Stiff* two of the money bags, then Biff and *Stiff* ran back and let the wall explode. *Stiff* and Biff ran out of the blown up wall and back to the *Stiff Balloon*. While Biff and *Stiff* were running, *Hood* *Guy* jumped down from a building ladder in front of Biff and *Stiff*. Biff and *Stiff* panic and ran the opposite way to try and go around *Hood Guy*. *Stiff* tripped over a pipe and knocked Biff over as well. Biff waked *Stiff* up and said that they needed to go. Biff and *Stiff* looked back and saw a money bag. *Stiff* walked over and picked up the bag of money and started running with Biff back to the *Stiff Balloon*. When *Stiff* got the *Stiff Balloon* into the air, *Stiff* and Biff looked into the bags of money and saw that all the bags are full of leaves. Biff and *Stiff* stomped the bottom of the basket and floated away. After floating for a couple of hours, Biff asked *Stiff* to land because he was getting hungry. *Stiff* landed the *Stiff Balloon* next to a beach. Biff and *Stiff* walked to the beach, and *Stiff* said that they could catch and cook a meal from the ocean. Biff and *Stiff* ran into the ocean and started chasing fish. After a couple of minutes chasing fish, Biff and *Stiff* got out of the ocean and stole a pair of pop tart towels from a person across the beach from them. Biff and *Stiff* laid down on the towels and relaxed for a few minutes. After a few minutes, Biff started to smell real pastries, and he got up and started looking for the origin of the smell. Biff eventually found *TurtleTarT* laying on a towel. Biff saw that *TurTleTarT* popped pastries from his back, and he ate them. Biff started licking his lips, and ran back to tell *Stiff*. Biff told *Stiff* that he saw a turtle thing pop out warm pastries from it's back. *Stiff* didn't believe him and rolled over, but Biff pulled on his arm until *Stiff* got up. Biff walked *Stiff* over to *TurtleTarT* and showed *Stiff* that he wasn't lying. *Stiff* started telling Biff the plan. *Stiff* told Biff that he would distract it, and *Stiff* would sneak around behind the turtle and grab the pastries when they popped out. Biff nodded and went around to the front of *TurtleTarT* and started telling him how cool he was. Biff said that he had never seen a turtle so cool. *TurtleTarT* started getting up and stood in front of Biff. Biff looked behind *TurtleTarT* and saw that *Stiff* was coming up behind *TurtleTarT*. *TurtleTarT* shot two pastries out of his back, hitting *Stiff* and sending him backwards. When *Stiff* made a sound, *TurtleTarT* turned around scared and accidentally shot two more pastries at Biff, sending Biff into the ocean. Biff was able to climb out of the ocean and walked with *Stiff* back to the *Stiff Balloon*. Biff was playing with a *Daniel Spewy* action figure, but *Stiff* was still hungry and he was in a pretty bad mood, so he took the *Daniel Spewy* action figure and threw it out of the *Stiff Balloon* basket. Biff started crying, so *Stiff* quickly said he was sorry and he would get him a new one. Biff and *Stiff* eventually found a store, and *Stiff* walked in and tried to find a *Daniel Spewy* action figure. Biff and *Stiff* started walking down the store aisles looking for a *Daniel Spewy* action figure, but Biff and *Stiff* weren't able to find any *Daniel Spewy* action figures, but they did find *Hood Guy* action figures. Biff started crying again, and *Stiff* quickly bought a *Hood Guy* action figure pulled Biff out of the store and started walking to the *Stiff Balloon*. *Stiff* saw a kid with a *Daniel Spewy* action figure in the parking lot, and started trying to pull the *Daniel Spewy* action figure from the child. *Stiff* said that him and Biff were villains and they were going to steal the *Daniel Spewy* action figure. The child looked over at Biff and pointed at the *Hood Guy* action figure. Biff looked at his action figure, and traded his *Hood Guy* action figure and the child's *Daniel Spewy* action figure. *Stiff* and Biff left the parking lot and started floating away in the *Stiff Balloon*. *Stiff* flew the *Stiff Balloon* all the way to a sewer drain. *Stiff* pulled Biff into the sewer drain and showed Biff his house. Biff decided to live with *Stiff* for a while.

**Later Life (August 2015)**

Biff eventually decided to move out of *Stiff's* house and live in his own house. Biff moved to *City Martra* to try and get a job there. After a few months of searching, Biff found a great job as a mechanic's assistant. Biff started working out to help make his job easier.

**Future (August 2015)**

Biff eventually was able to become a massive 6' 5'' muscular man, becoming *Biff Evolved*.