Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 21: 1996 Calladega 500

Sadly, Jeff Hammer does a PIT maneuver on Dale Earnhardt, which causes Dale to get flipped. But Jeff Gorvette wrecks Jeff in the finish, and wins! Hooray!

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 2nd place!

Jeff Gorvette: And that mean brown car, Kyle Trackson has the pole!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And we are about to go racing 500 miles at the Calladega 500!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 13)

Ken Squier: It's lap 13! Kyle Trackson in the lead! Jeff Gorvette is right behind him!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette is trying to take the lead from Trackson!

Spike: More like trying to wreck him because Kyle is the mean brown car!

Ned Carrett: I think you're right, Spike! Let's let Jeff wreck him!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still trying to take the lead from that mean brown car, Kyle Trackson!

Jeff Gorvette: HOW DARE YOU STARTED AT THE POLE! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson, and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt is gonna push Jeff Gorvette as Jeff leads lap 13!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette is in the lead while Dale Earnhardt still pushing him!

GM Goodwrench: Inside of the 24 car!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt passes Jeff Gorvetteand takes the lead!

Ken Squier" Dale Earnhardt will lead lap 16!

(lap 45)

Ken Squier: It's lap 45! Eugene Carburaski is still holding the lead while Jeff Gorvette still trying to pass him!

Ned Carrett: He's actully gonna wreck him!

Spike: I agree, Ned! Eugene is that mean pink car!

Pinkie: I agree both of you!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still trying to take the lead, but Eugene Carburaski keeps blocking him!

Jeff Gorvette: IF YOU KEEP BLOCKING ME, I'LL WRECK YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run on Eugene an takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 45!

(lap 58)

Ken Squier: It's lap 58! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead with Haul Inngas behind him!

Ned Carrett: Haul Inngas is kind of aggresive right now, but he's friends with Gorvette!

Spike: Yeah! Everytime Haul is tired or sick, he never gives up!

Ned Carrett: So does Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette is still leading with Haul Inngas pushing him!

Retread crew cheif: Inside of the 24!

Haul Inngas: You got it! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Haul Inngas passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Haul Inngas will lead lap 58!

(lap 88)

Ken Squier: It's lap 88! Dale Earhardt is still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Ned Carrett: And these two are friends! I don't want Jeff Hammer to wreck Gorvette!

Spike: So does Dale Earnhardt! Because these are fan favorites!

Ken Squier: I agree! Eugene is that mean pink car! They're coming through turn 3! Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette pushing him!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 3 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's get to the lead again! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt and takes the lead from him!

Ken Suqier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 88!

(lap 98)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Earnhardt is still pushing the leader, Jeff Gorvette!

GM Goordwrech: Go to the inside!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok. (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead back!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt will lead lap 98!

(lap 103)

Jeff Hammer: SCREW YOU, BOLTSTRIKE! TAKE THIS! (turns Rowley Boltstrike)

Ken Squier: Trouble! Rolwey spins and takes out Billy Oilchanger, W.J Lights, Alloy Wilson, James Cleanair and Ruby Oaks!

Spike: 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 cars!

Ned Carrett: Wow! Nasty!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: I can smell the smoke from the crash!

(lap 115)

Ken Squier: It's lap 115! Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead! Jeff Gorvette is in 2nd, and 3rd is that mean pink car, Eugene Carburaski!

Spike: Yeah! I hate Carburaski! So does Chick Hicks, but Chick is in the Abstract Thought!

Ken Squier: I agree, Spike!

Ned Carrett: Me too!

Ken Squier: Stace Cyper going to the inside, but Jeff Gorvette blocks him as Earnhardt enters turn 3!

Pinkie: But Jeff Gorvette is on the inside of Earnhardt, and takes the lead away!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette now has the lead, and Earnhardt will draft on Stace Cyper! Jeff Gorvette holds them of the corner to lead lap 115! It's lap 116! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead with Stace Cyper drafting behind him!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt does the bump-n-run on Jeff and takes 2nd away!

Spike: Yeah! Jeff Hammer, he's that mean purple car! He's the only mean racer to lead this lap!

Ken Squier: If he goes to the inside of Earnhardt then Earnhardt would probly wreck him! They're coming through turn 3! Jeff Hammer locking to the inside, but Dale Earnahrdt blocks him!

Pinkie: And he's on the inside of Jeff Gorvette and passes him for the lead again!

Ken Squier: Jeff Hammer drafting on Earnhardt to get to 2nd place!

Spike: And he's going to the inside of Earnhardt, as Dale leads this lap!

Jeff Hammer: NOW FOR YOU, EARNHARDT! (does a PIT maneuver on Dale Earnhardt)

Ken Squier: OH! And Jeff does the PIT maneuver on Earnhardt! Earnahrdt collects Dustin Willer, Chuck Armstrong, John Ashler, Klint Shiftright, Alloy Wilson, Murray Clutchburn, Larry Smith, Ernie Gearson!

Ned Carrett: Another big crash? Are you kidding me?

Spike: And looks like 12 cars are invovled!

Ken Squier: And Dale has hit the outside wall and flips over!

Arthur Motor: It's over.

Johnny Blamer: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KEPT CRASHING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Feeling bad for Earnhardt! And Johnny Blamer is crying because he is involved in the crash!

(restart)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will be the leader, as the green flag comes back in the air!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to win for Earnhardt!

(lap 125)

Ken Squier: It's lap 125! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! Dale Carrett is in 2nd, and Jeff Hammer in 3rd!

Spike: Stace Cyper drafting on Dale Carrett while Dale's teammate, Ernie Swervan drafting on Hammer!

Ned Carrett: And we want Ernie Swervan to wreck Stace! Not Jeff wrecking my son, Dale!

Ken Squeir: But Jeff will stay in the lead over Dale Carrett or Kenny Wheelhouse! They're coming trough turn 3! Justin Joseph Saturn looking to the inside of Dale Carrett, but Dale blocks him!

Pinkie: And Dale is passing Jeff Gorvette on the inside, and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now, Dale Carrett holds Jack Carr for the lead as he completes lap 125! Lap 126! Dale Carrett still in the lead with Jack Carr still behind him!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is gonna draft on Lee Pitstop Jr as he gets a push from Ernie Swervan!

Spike: Gorvette trying to wreck that mean blue car so we don't want to worry about Pitstop Jr winning the race!

Ken Squier: And Jeff lost the lead, because Lee Pitstop Jr was on the inside of Dale, but Dale blocked him and took the lead!

Ned Carrett: And they're going through turns 3 and 4! As Lee Pitstop Jr trying to wreck Dale Carrett while Jeff Gorvette trying to wreck Pistop Jr and Hammer!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett still holding Jack Carr as he leads lap 126! It's now lap 127! Dale Carrett is still the leader with Jack Carr still drafting behind him!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette is still drafting on Lee Pitstop Jr! I want Jeff to wreck him!

Ned Carrett: I agree! Let's let Jeff Gorvette wreck Stace, Lee Pistop Jr, Jack Carr and Jeff Hammer so my son will easly win the race!

Pinkie: I agree with both Ned and Spike!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette on the inside, but Mean Racers blocks him as they come through turn 3!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff on the inside of Dale Carrett as Jeff drafts on Cyper!

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette is gonna have a chance to wreck him and win the race!

Ken Suqier: Jack Carr leads lap 127!

(finish)

Ken Squier: They come to turn 3! Jeff Hammer is still in the lead! Jeff Gorvette trying to wreck him!

Spike: Come on, Jeff Gorvette! You can wreck the mean purple car!

Ken Squier: And they're coming to the checkerd flag!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU DISERVE FOR FLIPPING DALE EARNAHRDT! (dumps Jeff Hammer)

Ned Carrett: AND JEFF GETS INTO JEFF HAMMER! JEFF GOES AIRBORN AND FLIPS!

Ken Squier: And the winner is Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh my god! I won! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dale Carrett: Good job flipping that mean pink car!

Murray Clutchburn: And good job winning this race!

Jeff Gorvette: Thanks, Dale! Thanks, Murray!

(victory lane)

Spike: A hundred thousand dollar bonus for winning this race! You get the [point lead and your first Calladega victory!

Jeff Gorvette: Wow. This is awesome, and one way to do it man! What a shootout! I didn't know if we could do it! I knew it the restart! You know what? It was the most crucial thing and I thouht, man! You know, we're gonna have to beat them back to the restart! Man those guys, they just hammered me on the restart and this thing really wasn't that great on research! The man wasn't good at any other time and I tell you what! That was a lot of fun! You know, you don't want see a five lap shootout here. It can get kind of nasty, but everybody really used their heads but did it, did a great job, and you know, I want to thank that God is with me all day today. You know, God was with everybody is pretty much safe after that accident and you know, I'm so glad to be here at Victoery Lane, and this is great.

Spike: Coming down for that last green flag! You knew you had a chance to beat Jeff Hammer in your future. What was your plan?

Jeff Gorvette: I mean, there's a lot of force in more than one! I'm gonna go with me and I tell you what! Jeff Hammer battled with me near the end of the race, I was batling with Hammer, and you know, I tried to wreck him and that was a lot of fun wrecking that mean purple car! I acctully flipped Jeff Hammer towards the finish... You know, yeah! Those guys are going for whoever's gonna help them and I was, you know, I didn't matter to me! I was just left out there to drive! I knew somebody could get behind me and pushed me weak again and I tried to pass Jeff a little bit and we got a heck of a run. I was flipping him to win the race.