Stingo

"It'll all be over soon."

### Aliases

Ahriman, Angra Mainyu, Baphomet, Beelzebub, Lord of the Wasps, Satan, Baal, The Devil, Diabolus, Hades, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Kier Starmer, Aristaeus, Cerberus, David

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

The subconscious mind of all the people of the world.

## Physical description

### Weight

Weight is calculated using gravity, and gravity is a myth

## Appearances

### Debut

Final Fantasy: Stranger of Paradise

Stingo is the name of the ethereal demonic entity who serves as the true antagonist of the final Character Kart Racing game, "Character Kart Racing: Hitler's Rise". He cannot be defeated.

## Nature

Scholars disagree on how best to classify the nature of Stingo's existence, whilst he is able to physically manifest himself in the human realm, this was not always the case. It would be most accurate to say that he is a metaphysical concept, given form by man's desire for a single entity upon which they could lay the blame for all the evil in the world.

Humans are simple minded creatures, their frame of reference required that Stingo be a physical being before they could consider him responsible for anything. If he had no body, then they could not fully comprehend how he could possibly be the progenitor of sin. Humanity's collective belief in Stingo as a physical being imbued him with the power to manifest himself.

This is the nature of Stingo.

## Bio

Few except Truthers on the popular video site "Bitt shoot" truly understand the level of occult symbolism behind Stingo. Many people believe that Stingo originated from the popular kids television series “Fifi and the Flower Tots”, however this is a lie intentionally spread by the leader of the Globalist Deepstate, Hillary Rodham Clinton. In the first place, Fifi and the flower tots is actually satanist propaganda. Its primary cast consists of talking flowers, known as "Blants" in the Mongolian version. Those well versed in demonology will know that Blants are disgusting demons that disguise themselves as flowers, and then rise out of the ground to attack whenever they are approached.

Futhermore, Stingo’s signature phrase “Bingo Stingo” may appear innocent but it is actually a demonic chant frequently used by Amazonian wizard cults. Don’t believe me? In the Portuguese version, he instead says “großer Schimpanse!” which is latin for “Spirits heed me!”. There is also an episode titled "The Black Swordsman" in which stingo sings the “Bingo Stingo!” song. After he finishes singing, Stingo descends into maniacal laughter, suggesting that he is demonically possessed.

In all other versions of Character Kart and Fifi and the Flowertots, Stingo is instead referred to by the name "Ahriman". Ahriman, or Angra-Mainyu is the Avestan-language name of Zoroastrianism's hypostasis of the "destructive/evil spirit" and the main adversary in Zoroastrianism either of the Spenta Mainyu, the "holy/creative spirits/mentality", or directly of Ahura Mazda, the highest deity of Zoroastrianism.

Recently surfaced beta footage of the first Fifi and the Flowertots episode revealed that Stingo was initially going to be called "Baphornet" which is a Hornet-themed play on the name "Baphomet." The footage's existence erased all doubt of Stingo's occult roots. The Baphomet is a deity allegedly worshipped by the Knights Templar, as well as JK Rowling, that subsequently became incorporated into various occult and Western esoteric traditions. Baphomet is a symbol of balance in various occult and mystical traditions, the origin of which some occultists have attempted to link with the Gnostics and Templars, although occasionally purported to be a deity or a demon. Since 1856 the name Baphomet has been associated with the "Sabbatic Wasp" image drawn by Éliphas Lévi, composed of binary elements representing the "symbolization of the equilibrium of opposites": half-human and half-animal, male and female, good and evil, etc. Lévi's intention was to symbolize his concept of balance, with Baphomet representing the goal of perfect social order. Yes, you will notice that the word "wasp" appeared in there. What insect is Stingo supposed to be? Exactly. It is all connected.

In Persian Myths, Stingo is believed to be the Estonian god of darkness himself, in reality, the stories depict him as no more than an ordinary wasp. An insect that was freed from the confines of Order by having his account banned from Tumblr, the Universal Genesis of all known psychiatric disorders. One day, he was randomly chosen as the "source of the world’s evil" by the Flowertots of Flowertot Garden and was tortured and sacrificed in the ensuing rituals. The Flowertots, who were suffering from various disasters, eventually came to need a scapegoat for blaming their troubles onto. This scapegoat would be designated to be a demon and be chosen to be the reason for all the calamities afflicting the garden. Simultaneously, he would be chosen to be the source of all the world's evil and by his existence, the Flowertots would be absolved of all moral responsibility for their wrongdoing, since it could now be chalked up to Stingo.

So they continuously tortured him until he went insane. They captured him, beat him, carved every word that cursed mankind onto his body, forced every sin imaginable upon him, took out bits and pieces of him slowly, defiled his mind with absolute evil, and held him responsible for all of it in the world. They would not allow him to die. He had a curse put on him as a result, one made of the great evil that he was to represent. He was shocked at first at the senselessness of it at all. Eventually he started wondering who it was he should hate. However, Stingo himself only felt anger and hatred towards the world and the Flowertots that mercilessly executed him. His forced sacrifice eased the confused minds of his people, which despite being unintentional, caused him to ascend to immortality.

He only despised mankind of his own accord during the first few years, but after that, the hate became a natural function for him rather than an emotion; hate was the state he was always in, so it was only natural for him to continue hating everything without any other reason. By that time, he forgave and tolerated humanity for whatever sins they may cause while hating them. The world is worth hating. The imbalances were evened out by his hatred, so the people could be absolved of all guilt and live freely. But that kind of "forgiveness" is also the same type that validates any good or evil that humans may perform.

Yet as the time passed by and he saw many rises and fall of generations, he realized that while he still hated the Flowertots for what they did, he still loved the world. Of course, the people that put him up there, his friend Slugsy, his loved ones, the people he hated, died long before he did. The garden changed over the generations, expanding, declining; people reviled him, people feared him, people scorned him, and yet they revered him as the sign of their salvation. But he could do nothing but hate, since that was the only thing he could communicate to the world. In the end, he accepted his role for humanity, even if it meant to be the blame for their wrongdoings.

As he watched the world for millennia, his name, his body, and his soul eroded away, leaving only his raw emotion of hatred behind. This hatred still remains watching the human world and will do so until its very end.

In the secret ending of the 5th character Kart Racing game "Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa", he emerges from Thomas' cab, revealing that he was acting as his fireman all along. From this point onwards, Stingo becomes the main antagonist of the series.

## Special Talents

Stingo is a man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex. His talents include, but are not limited to:

Revelation of the method - The observant among you will notice that stingo's body is decorated in blue and yellow stripes. Blue was deliberately used over the more common wasp colour of Black due to the fact that blue and yellow stripes make up the Ukranian flag. Stingo's design was chosen to foreshadow the Ukranian war.

Shouldering all the evils of the world - Stingo was a convenient scapegoat for humanity to cast all moral responsibility for evil onto.

Singing - Stingo's hit single "Just look at me now, everybody say wow." managed to remain at the top of the charts in every single country for a period of 14 years. It was finally dethroned by the song "Crossing Field" which was written and sung by Stingo's cousin Hornetto

Curse - Any racers who come into contact with Stingo are imprinted with the mark of the beast, causing their souls to become eternally damned. The only way to be cured of this status is to consume an entire box of Finish Quantum (The diamond standard) Dishwasher Tablets. However this will only work if said box was purchased on a 2 for 1 deal at Mothercare.

This ability does not work on Chad Rex or any of his wives.

Grand Orchestration - Stingo was the mastermind behind the Cold War.