Inquisitor robert steinsen

"have a cookie"- Steinsens most said phrase

inquisitor Robert Steinsen, or, more commonly, inquisitor Steinsen, or just Steinsen, is an inquisitor of the ordo hereticus on the planet of [redacted]. he arrived after a misplaced warpjump sent him here by accident. he has stayed on the planet ever since.

## appearance

Steinsen looks to be in his mid 30s, when in actuality, he's somewhere closer to 85. he looks this young due to rejuvinent treatments. he is 6 feet 8 inches tall, with close cut brown hair, a well groomed mustache, and blue-grey eyes. he has a right mechanical hand, having lost the original to a cultist, a robotic left arm, after the original was shot off by a skaven sniper, and a reinforced spine. at one point, steinsen became a living saint. he glowed slightly, had feathery white wings, and his mustache was groomed better. currently, he has abandoned his sainthood for one last life. he has also lost both legs, which were replaced by his girlfriend

## personality

Steinsen is a kind, caring, and sometimes overprotective person to those he counts as friends. he is, despite being an inquisitor, a nice person, and is very careful to keep the people of the planet safe. he particularly likes Julian Tyson, a baneblade commander who used to be his driver, and who he sees as a sort of son. to those he considers enemies, he is a brutal, violent, determined warrior, though he does prefer to lead rather than fight.

## pre[redacted] history

steinsen was born to his mother, amelia steinsen, an inquisitor, and father, nathaniel steinsen,a commissar, on the planet of yorrik secundus. at some point in his 20's the planet was attacked by chaos. during the fight, the family home was breached by a cultist and marine. the family dog was almost killed when he was sut to pieces by the marine for biting it. Steinsen had his hand cut off by the cultist, who he and his sister killed, while his mother dealt with the marine. the planet held, at the cost of 90,000 soldiers, his father being one of them. eventually, he arrived at the planet due to a failed warp jump home, and intends to stay there.

## events

Steinsen has had many things happen while on the planet. he participated in the unbidden war, where he declared exterminatus on the unbidden fleet. in the war against the skaven, he often went in alone and is credited with killing Deathmaster Sniktch, and sinking the submarine of the leader of clan skurvy. he has often clashed with Penguin over ideals and actions done by Penguin. after Penguin was deposed as planetary governor, and Goge Vandire was removed by alucard, then dragula, he and toademort split the governorship between themselves to stop a civil war. he won the first round of the water tournament in his fight against Saigo by stabbing him through the brain. he lost the second round to rook due to a bit of overconfidence and a bit of sportsmanship. he created the transformers by messing with penguins old stuff. due to a long series of events, steinsen died multiple times, and for a while, actually stayed dead.he came back, giving u his sainthood, to raise his kids.

## relationships to other characters

Julian Tyson: he considers Julian his best friend, and sees him as a sort of son. he helped set Tyson up with Hope. he will do everything in his power to keep him safe

Penguin: his opinion on Penguin flips between begrudging respect and abject hatred. he sees him as everything he joined the inquisition to get rid of, and everything wrong with the imperium. however, he is also very adamant that he can get Penguin to become a good person.

techpriestess andorra: he loves the priestess with all his heart. though they have had their issues, he would to anything to keep her safe and happy. he does plan to settle down one day with her, if she agrees, but he knows that's a long time coming. they've gone on a few dates and have slept together, and she was the one who made his mechanical arm. they have five kids, all steinsens and from someone else, who is unknown, but potentally could be her from the future, given how odd the world is. they popped out of a warp portal and into his arms. they are urial, arkhan, sebastian, andorra jr., and lily.

## trivia

* Steinsen has a personal assassin named Jhin, who he keeps around because he is terrified of what would happen if someone less caring was in control of him
* Steinsen has a dog named Tucker. Tucker is a dachshund who has cybernetics to allow him to extend his legs and torso.
* steinsen won a game of apocalypse bingo, and won a way to stay alive after death. he chose being a ghost
* it is unknown exactly what he is the living saint of, and ideas about it ranges from abstract concepts, like the imperium as the emperor wanted it, to something as mundane as good food.
* steinsen has died five times while on [redacted]. he is currently on his last revival (under his own power.)