Episode 14: Pink Sapphire and the seven witches

**Pink Sapphire:** *I love working here! I'm so glad I could work here! This beautiful bakery shop! I'm serving 1,000 Jewels and humans everyday! I work with great people! Business is always great! There's always someone here! I love working here! Seeing the bright faces of every costumer here!*
*Everyone leaves! Yellow Sapphire, Pink Spinel and Daisuke approach Pink Sapphire.*
**Yellow Sapphire:** Ay, Pink Sapphire! There's going to be this super cool party this weekend and...
**Pink Spinel:** We wanted to know if you wanted to go with?
**Pink Sapphire:** Yes I'll go! I'm going to head into the bathroom now!
*Pink Sapphire is dancing and cheering! She is so happy that she is invited to a super cool party! She then comes out and serves 5 more costumers when suddenly seven females walk in but these aren't just any 7 females....THEY'RE THE PRECIOUS JEWELS! Pink Sapphire has a horrified look on her face!*
*Pink Sapphire, Ruby, Topaz, Citrine, Emerald, Sapphire, Spinel and Amethyst are outside of the bakery. Pink Sapphire is begging them to leave!*
**Pink Sapphire:** GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!
**Ruby:** Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop that! Why do you want us to go away?
**Pink Sapphire:** You guys are an embarrassment!
*Suddenly all the girls all have broken scary faces*
**Ruby:**...Embarrassing...
**Pink Sapphire:** Yep! You guys are a fucking embarrassment!
**Amethyst:** So we're more embarrassing then the time you peed yourself???
**Spinel:** Or the time you had your period and you hid your blood stained panties in a garbage can and had the teacher announce that in class???
**Sapphire:** Or the time you barfed on the gym teacher???
**Emerald:** Or the time you farted in your crushes face during gym???
**Citrine:** Or that time you had diarrhea and had to go to the bathroom but you didn't make it...???
**Topaz:** Or that time a girl kicked your ass in gym???
**Ruby:** Or that time the teacher found dirty porn on your Ipad and announced it infront of the class???
*Pink Sapphire face is red from blushing and angry*
**Pink Sapphire:** YES! HERE! GO TO BURRITO KING! YOU'LL LOVE IT THERE MORE THEN HERE!
*Topaz slaps the coupons out of Pink Sapphire's hands*
**Topaz:** FUCK NO WE'RE COMING HERE WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT SLUT! SHALL I TELL YOUR FUCKING MANAGER OR BOSS THAT YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST US!?
**Sapphire:** Fuck this! I'm going home! Waste of my god damn time!
**Citrine:** Sapphire no! Stay with us! Please! Please! Please!
*Suddenly Daisuke, Yellow Sapphire and Pink Spinel come out*
**Yellow Sapphire:** What's going on Pink Sapphire!?
**Daisuke:** My! My! My! Who could these seven lovely beautiful ladies be doing here?
*Suddenly Yellow Sapphire, Pink Spinel, Daisuke, Ruby, Topaz, Citrine, Emerald, Sapphire, Spinel and Amethyst are having a blast! Pink Sapphire on the other hand is so jealous and salty! her expression says it all!*
**Yellow Sapphire:** So y'all Pink Sapphire's girlfriends!
**Ruby:** Yes!
**Topaz:** Shall I pose nude for you?
**Pink Sapphire:** *I can't believe that my friends literally like these seven thots! They're nothing but thots! The red Jewel reads disgusting queer Japanese comic crapolla! The orange Jewel is just a slut! Wanting human male weiners! The yellow Jewel is just a lil miss sunshine always fucking happy and energetic! The green Jewel is nothing more but a freak transvestite! The blue Jewel is an angelic girl but has the eyes of a dead woman! The indigo jewel is nothing more but a lesbian obsessed with the purple Jewel who is obsessed with the Indigo Jewel! An very unhealthy relationship! Just disgusting!*
**Pink Spinel:** You okay Pink Sapphire???
**Pink Sapphire:** Uh...Yes! yes! I'm fine!
**Yellow Sapphire:** Your friends are like so pretty and cute!
**Daisuke:** So you ladies have a jobs?
**Ruby:** I work at a manga store!
**Topaz:** I sell weed and suck on penises
**Citrine:** I play tennis!
**Emerald:** I fight for LGBTQIA rights!
**Sapphire:** I take care of rabbits in an alley
**Spinel:** I eat my girls pussy!
**Amethyst:** *\*blushes\** Spinel! Please!...I sell sweet stuff
**Pink Sapphire:** Hey um don't you three have a break to go on?????
**Yellow Sapphire:** Oh yeah! thanks Pink Sapphy! Enjoy your day ladies!
**Pink Sapphire:** YOU SEVEN ORDER YOUR SHIT NOW AND FUCKING LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!
**Ruby:** Ma Po Tofu!
**Pink Sapphire:** I don't sell Asian crap!
**Ruby:** 他妈的婊子！
**Topaz:** DICK!
**Pink Sapphire:** This isn't a sex store! There's one two blocks down!
**Topaz:** Damn! I could've sworn you sold something like that here!
**Citrine:** KÄSESPÄTZLE!
**Pink Sapphire:** I have no idea what the fuck that is but I'm pretty sure we don't sell it!
**Citrine:** DAMMIT!
**Emerald:** FALAFEL!
**Pink Sapphire:** We don't sell that shit!
**Sapphire:** Vanilla ice cream!
**Pink Sapphire:** We ran out yesterday...
**Spinel:** PUSSY!
**Pink Sapphire:** EW! WE DON'T SELL THAT HERE! YOUR ORDER IS BASICALLY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
**Amethyst:** I'd like a strawberry shake!
**Blue Topaz:** And I'd like a Skinny Vanilla Latte...
*Suddenly Pink Sapphire shoots Blue Topaz in the face*
**Topaz:** DAMN! SHE EVEN ORDERED SOMETHING FROM THE ACTUAL MENU TO!
*Pink Sapphire gives them a table by the stinky bathrooms. She gives Ruby tomato juice. She give Topaz hot chocolate. She gives Citrine a frozen lemonade. She gives Emerald salad. She gives Sapphire water. She gives Spinel a glass a wine. She gives Amethyst vanilla ice cream.*
**Pink Sapphire:** Eat your stuff up then get the fuck outta here!
**Amethyst:** Hey Spinel taste this!