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Larry Rongside

Larry Rongside was the second Chief Science Officer on board the JMC Blue Dwarf, replacing Mahok Yolandon on the Proxima Orbital Poultry Factory. His fate after that is, however, unknown. He would eventually be replaced as Chief Science Officer and presumably perished in the radiation leak.

## History

Since early childhood in Iowa (U.S.A.) it was apparent that Larry's first love would always be science.  By the age of 15 he would spend hour upon hour fascinated by his study of rocks sinking in water.

Larry never actually explored reasons why things happened, but his parents decided that science must come in many forms.

Larry was enrolled in the JMC Academy at the age of 18.  By the age of 26, the Academy decided that it would be easier for them to place Larry on a ship then let him return to the academy for another year of wasting time. Larry shrugged and agreed to his fate.

Larry jumped from ship to ship for the next four years. His reported reason for reassignment, "Over qualified for available duty," was less and less believable when no captain could stand to keep Larry for more than one month's time.

## Appearance

Larry was fairly tall at 6'2", and weighed 170 lbs. He had brown eyes, black hair, a sickly pale skin tone, and a face that looks like it hasn't had sleep in a year.

## Personality

Larry is fascinated by anything that moves, although his seeming lack of ability to express positive or extreme emotions prevents this from showing. He is extremely laid back and moves about his life in an almost sloth-like manner.

He may become alert, attentive, and active when the setting is right, such as his life is in danger or he has had a good 32 ounces of caffeine-rich coffee.

Hobbies include studying the effects of vacuum on things (office supplies, small animals) placed in airlocks and using the lavatory. Former crewmates may refer to him as "the thing that wouldn't go away" or "freak," but Larry can be quite enjoyable when he is found in a state of sleep.
Fungal Outbreak

## Description of Events

*Next Incident: Loss of Blue Dwarf*

A broken time-stasis capsule caused the accelerated growth of a strain of purple fungus. When the fungus came into contact with the crew of the JMC Blue Dwarf , it infected them. Spores within the host began to produce near-sentient toadstools, which were then violently thrown up.

These toadstools, dubbed Funglings , could then adapt to its surroundings, making them difficult to kill. But super strong alcohol proved to be able to not only kill them and the fungal infection but could be used to inoculate the clean crew from potential infection. However, before the crew and the Dwarfers could be fully inoculated, they were ambushed by several Funglings and driven into the service tunnels.

In the reclamation slump , they discovered a giant cannibalistic Fungling. It proceeded to chase them up through the ship until a large volume of Nova-Shine was spat in its face. The Funglings then developed an immunity to water. The Dwarfers retreated to the Promenade in search of shoe shops for a source of silica gel. They also armed themselves with micro-rail guns , which they loaded with silica pellets.

However, the Captain and the senior command devised a plan to flood the Dwarf with the gas from a nearby ethanol nebula , forcing the Dwarfers - and any crew not in quarantine rooms - to abandon ship. The crew fled to a White Giant and fueled it with Nova-Shine. It broke through the shuttle bay doors and into deep space. When they regained consciousness, the Dwarfers found their home, Blue Dwarf, had left without them. Stranded in deep space, they now needed to find a way back home.
Planet 1

## Description

Planet 1 was the first planet encountered by the original Blue Dwarf during their mission. It was a rogue planet, outside of a normal solar system and lay just beyond the boundaries of the Sol System.

It was a desert planet that seemed to hold nothing much of value. Although it did contain the remains of a few TK 440 robots among a scrapyard of human spacecraft, to which a Starbug was added. It also seemed to have some form of wildlife in the Sand Snakes.
Hazel Coffey

Hazel Coffey was a medical officer on the Blue Dwarf. She had the rank of Nurse and was an important part of the Blue Dwarf crew.

## History

Hazel was born in the buffet line on a Norwegian cruise ship, seconds after her mother had reached for the shrimp salad.

While Hazel was growing up, she lived in several different places including Belfast, Copenhagen, and an un-named town in Arizona.

Hazel was torn between choosing a career in medicine or becoming a hair dresser. However, impressed by the typography on a Jupiter Mining Company recruitment poster, she joined up to be trained as a nursing/medical assistant in the Academy. The only blot on her career is the time she gave a mohawk to a senior officer while he was in a coma, breaking regulation #782, subsection 42a.

Hazel studiesd surgery to someday become a doctor, possibly even a plastic surgeon. She had spent most of her career on the Blue Dwarf but hoped someday to transfer to a ship with a better colour scheme, perhaps the famed JMC Mauve Nova.

## Appearance

Hazel was around 5'5'' and could have been described as pixie-ish. She had hazel eyes and short vibrant purple hair.

## Personality

Hazel was a self-described cheerily depressed individual. Greeting even the most horrible situations with gleeful upbeatness, she managed to put a bright, twisted spin on it. Opinions on how this affects patients is divided.
Despite this, she mixed clinical efficiency with a keen desire to move up the command ladder, studying surgery in her spare time. In social life, friends found themselves the subject of bizarre hairdressing experiments and numerous bleak opinions muttered with an intense smile.

Her interests were darts, hairdressing, bacon sandwiches, classical modern music (Depeche Mode) and Fyodor Dostoevsky. When drunk she rambled on about either existentialism and proper ways to cook tapioca pudding, often mixing the two up. She was the ship's darts champion.
William Cannon

*This is from Universe 1*

William David Cannon was the first captain of the JMC Blue Dwarf. An experienced captain, if a bit useless, he commanded the Blue Dwarf on its expedition into the unknown. He was killed when a nuclear warhead detonated a few inches from his face.

## History

He grew up with a select number of friends, 1 to be exact.
Seymore, a younger boy would follow William like gypsies follow shiny things, this gave William confidence, and was a big factor in him joining the JMC. Seymore followed William all the way through school and then through JMC College, the big split came when William was offered the Command of a ship straight from college, but Seymore was offered a much lower position, the two didn't speak much after that. Before taking the command of Blue Dwarf, William served on two other ships, both are now in for, eeerrr, well, lets
just say its a little more than a touch up and spray!

## Personality

Cannon enjoys sports, especially the ones that dont
make him sweat. When hes not working, (and usually when he is), he
spends most of his time with Bo-Bo. Bo-Bo is Cannons pet mouse, it was found after a radiation leak, chewing through the steel bulkhead. Cannon saved the mouse from certain death, and now the mouse is forming an intelligence, on more than one occasion its beaten him at chess, and scrabble. Cannon says hes training the mouse to communicate, but if you
ask me, the mouse has more brains than him.
Kieran Loes

Kieran Loes was once Chief Navigation Officer and a shuttle pilot on board the JMC Blue Dwarf. He was killed when the Dwarfers assaulted the Low-Dwarf.

## History

Kieran has that extra-special something that just attracts people: an extremely large bank balance. His parents, fearing a genetic defect in their child based on their DNA, had gone through the torturous legal channels to have their unborn child's DNA altered to prevent defects.

However, the hospital overdid it, and the child died.

In recompense, the hospital offered to try again. They got some impregnated ova, and tweaked and tweaked the faulty DNA until they got a viable subject - Kieran. However, that process took about 80 years longer than expected, and Kieran's parents are now dead, leaving him the sole heir of their fortunes and the proceeds from their lawsuit against the hospital.
Without any family, Kieran's future was decided by the state. He was sent to the JMC Academy, with the board of directors possibly hoping that he would die and the money be transferred to the company.

Kieran actually enjoyed his time in the Academy. The work came easily to him (from his improved synaptic response) and he made a lot of friends (from his increased pheronome production). He especially enjoyed learning to pilot ships, as he could afford the extra lessons (and his accelerated eye-hand coordination and fine motor control helped).

The Blue Dwarf was his first assignment out of the Academy. He was, however, killed in action several months later.

## Appearance

Described as an exceptionally handsome man, Kieran stood around 6'2'' and weighed 190lbs of pure, well sculpted muscle. His hair was thick and black and his eyes were a bright blue. Kieran was of Irish and Korean descent, which could be seen in his appearance.

## Personality

Kieran rarely slept much, perhaps thanks to his genetic modifications. He was very personable and liked to meet people. His hobbies included flying and pretty much everything else. He liked to try everything once, and had a particular interest in physical activity.
Propaganda Bomb

## Description

A Propaganda Bomb is a type of small device used to spread propaganda. It takes the form of a small box with a countdown, and more handmade ones have black wires exposed.

Rather than explode like a conventional bomb, the display of the bomb will become a mouth and will begin to loudly shout whatever programmed speech it has been given.

One such device was employed by the Clarkson Brethren during the first few days of the Blue Dwarf's mission.
Soma

## Description

Soma, or SOMA, was a powerful happiness drug that caused the user to fall into a sense of euphoria. It was a popular and common drug found in the High-Universe. It is unknown if it was used exclusively by those worshipping the Great Recycler, or if it was used by the galactic governments to subdue the populace.

It easily dissolved in liquid, almost identical to a sweetener and could be turned in a vapour form as the Dwarfers did on their assault on the Low-Dwarf. The effects were power, fast acting, and lasted for several hours with even a small dosage. It created some lingering addiction feelings although those quickly seemed to pass with most users.
Nicholas Florentyn

Nicholas Florentyn, or simple Nik, was a shuttle craft pilot on board the JMC Blue Dwarf. He often flew a Starbug from the Dwarf on missions.

## History

Nik was born and raised on the planet Mars in the Sol System. From an early age he was interested in vehicles, and he took a particular interest in space craft.

He entered the Space Corps. and became a high level pilot by the age of 19. As a result of either stress or a bad influence of other Space Corps. troopers, Nik fell into a lifestyle of sex, drugs and rock n' roll. The lifestyle culminated in him crashing an expensive spacecraft and being demoted to a low-level mechanic role. Money for drugs dried up, by Nik kept feeding himself a steady stream of alcohol.

As Nik began to climb back up the order of rank over a period of 5 years, he both passed the instructor's exam and managed to secure a job on board the JMC Blue Dwarf.

## Appearance

Nik was 5'11'' and of a light build. His hair was dusky brown and generally unkempt. He had grey, bloodshot eyes and a small mouth with tight lips. Often Nik kept a scruffy appearance, and had several hip-flasks on his person.

## Personality

Afflicted with alcoholism, Nik also suffered from severe depression. Although this did not come through during his work on missions, Nik was recorded on his medical records as being suicidal. His interests also centred around little else than drinking and flying.
Loss of Blue Dwarf

## Description of Events

*Previous Incident: Fungal Outbreak*

*Next Incident:* *Tachyon Transport*

When attempting to escape from the Funglings and the incoming ethanol cloud that was to be vented into Blue Dwarf, the Dwarfers took a White Giant and broke through the shuttle bay doors. However, when they came to, they found Blue Dwarf had left without them. Without supplies or the speed to catch them, they were stranded in space.
Theme World

Service Droids

## Description

Theme World was an attraction planet covered in a variety of different theme parks. The themes could be as simple as Ocean World to something more niche, like King Cheesy O'Hare's Pizza Kingdom. At some point, the robots working on the planet broke their programming and gained sentience. It had been the mission of King Cheesy O'Hare to conquer the rest of the theme parks and bring them under his rule.

## Locations Within:

* King Cheesy O'Hare's Pizza Kingdom: The medieval/pizza themed castle town
* Ocean World: Home to Blamuu, a robotic orca, and part of O'Hare's empire
Community Service

## Description of Events

*Previous Incident: Ghost Ship*

After being captured by aliens on the SS Eliro, the Dwarfers were put on trial. Although charged with desecrating a war grave, they were found innocent of the crime. Instead, they were found guilty of not contacting the appropriate authorities when they could. For this, they were sentenced to 22 hours of community service.

Meanwhile, Thomas and Jamie were rounding up the last of the Dwarfers still remaining on the Eliro. They also secured a fuel link and a functional warp drive, which you allow them to reach the location of the other Dwarfers. Thomas also smuggled on board the Giant a creature named Olcdia (although Thomas would refer to him as Mog), the lord of a parallel universe and who just happened to look exactly like a cat. After warping to where Cass and the others were carrying out their punishment, the drive burnt out but the Dwarfers were finally reunited. Even if they were cleaning toilets together.

To buy back Dick Pornsak's ship, the Dwarfers accept a job to clear out a nearby mine that is inhabited by a monster.

## List of Posts

 Mog | 10th August, 2018
 Cleaning Detail | 11th August, 2018
 Always Snowing | 13th August, 2018
 The Market | 22nd August, 2018
 Underground Aroma | 29th August, 2018
Multiverse

The multiverse is the name given to the many universes that exist throughout, and possibly beyond, Space-Time.

The Dwarfers have encountered and lived in several different universes. This means there is some question about what exists in what universe. The stance taken on this Wiki is that anything that isn't explicitly said to not exist in all universes does, in fact, exist in all universes. This does not, however, extend to events. All events only happen in their respective universe.

For example, in Universe 1, Desert Robots takes place on Planet 1. In Universe 2, Planet 1 exists but the events of Desert Robots did not take place on it, and did not take place at all.

### List of Known Universes

 Ace Rimmer's Universe
 Dimension X
 Low-Universe
 Jimmy's Androcide Universe
Proxima Orbital Poultry Factory

Margery

## Description

The Proxima Orbital Poultry Factory was a large industrial chicken processing facility that was possibly in the vicinity of Proxima Centuri. It was not known for its ethics.

The station was made of 4 large domes, an upper deck and a labyrinth of lower levels. The domes housed habitat areas for the chickens, the upper decks were populated by fast food restaurants and their staff, and the lower levels were home to the science labs and their experiments.

The experiments were searching for ways to genetically modify and crossbreed chickens so that they were fatter and produced more food.

The facility also acted as a strategic meeting spot for new crew members arriving on Blue Dwarf, and presumably other JMC deep-space ships. It was capable of offering repairs to the ship, and so was equipped as a deep space outpost as it was a chicken factory.

When the Blue Dwarf arrived, they were forced to fend off Margery, the giant mutated chicken.
Clarkson Brethren

## Description

The Clarkson Brethren was a religious organisation noted for its terrorist activities. They believed that Earth was rightfully theirs, and they followed the word of their messiah The Great Jer'e'my. It was their hope that he would lead them to the promised land, the Great Ferrari in the Sky.

As revenge for his part in the Brethren's defeat of their invasion of Earth, the Brethren planted a bomb on the Starbug that Seymore Niples was to board. They were also responsible for the downing of the same Starbug as it approached Planet 1. They even went as far as to hire a group of mercenaries to board the Blue Dwarf.
JMC Blue Dwarf

## Description

The JMC Blue Dwarf is a Dwarfstar Class mining ship constructed by the Jupiter Mining Corporation. It was designed for long-haul mining trips around the solar system and beyond.

Due to its size, that of a small city, transport is required to quickly get from one end to the other. This can be done by using Xpress Lifts between floors. A monorail also exists, with its its terminus on the Promenade.

The Blue Dwarf is equipped with a number of shuttles, including Blue Midgets, Starbugs, and White Giants.

It was home to the Dwarfers in one reality and then the next, before the events of the Fungal Outbreak forced them into deep space once again.

### List of Locations Onboard

* Drive Room, Deck 1
* MediBay, Deck 2
* Science Labs, Deck 2
* Promenade, Decks 11-12
* Brig, Deck 13
* Mining Operation, Decks 15-24
* Arboretum, Decks 25-27
* Party Room, Deck 34
* Engineering Decks, Decks 45-50

For a list of crewmen see *Blue Dwarf Crew.*
Margery

Margery was the name given to giant chicken/human hybrid that lived on the Proxima Orbital Poultry Factory. Although she was immensely strong, she was killed when she fell into a McMash-o-matic McNugget McMaker.

## History

When the scientists of the Proxima Orbital Poultry Factory, led by Dr. Iceni, began to look for ways of crossbreeding chickens, their experiments got out of hand. Dr. Iceni kidnapped the fat, overweight guards of the Factory and used their DNA to mix with that of a chicken. What was born was Margery. She was immensely strong, and immensely cross.

She broke free of her creators control and went on a murderous rampage, killing all the scientists except for Darren, the one who fed her.

She continued to hunt the lower levels of the Factory, becoming an urban myth that explained the disappearances of anyone who ventured down there.

When the Blue Dwarf arrived at the Factory, they were forced to hunt down the chicken after she captured one officer and murder another. They chased her through the Factory and onto the Dwarf, where she accidentally fell into the newly rebuilt MacDonalds, straight into the McMash-o-matic McNugget McMaker. She was killed and turned into a small box of McNuggets, promptly ate by two of the crew.

## Appearance

Margery was a normal chicken. Except she was also nine feet tall. had human arms and a fanged beak. She had red eyes that helpfully demonstrating her murderous intent. She wore a collar around her neck that had once been used to retain her.

## Personality

Margery had about as much a personality as you could expect from a chicken. She was known for killing the scientists that created her, but it is unknown if she hunted the other lower level Factory workers for sport or food. It is also unknown if she inherited any human personality when she was crossbred.
Stromile Thaddeus Keegan

Stromile Thaddeus Keegan was the Chief of the Mining Operations on the JMC Blue Dwarf.

## History

Stromile was born in Jamestown, California, on the planet Earth. He was a tenth generation miner and first went to work in the mines on Earth at age 12 with his father.  He had no other siblings, and his mother was a homemaker.

At 18, Stromile was contracted to do a deep space mining mission by the military. At the age of 20, he officially became an NCO within the Space Corps..

At 25 he was enlisted onto the JMC Suez. During its tour, Stromile identified a 5 mile deep vein of gold ore on a planetoid. He warned the captain of the Suez to not explore further down the caves of the mine, however the captain would not listen. The captain was then mauled to death by a Cave-Tiger. Stromile was awarded a medal for bringing back the captain's remains.

Later in his career, Stromile was serving on-board the JMC Pogo and helped to bring back the single largest quantity of crystalline every recorded. He also was Chief of Mining Operations at the Ferra Graca mining colony, and discovered several new elements that the Space Corps. would go on to use in the construction of their starships.

Stromile spent nearly all his career on mining vessels as a Mining Specialist. He travelled to numerous planets, planetoids and other planetary bodies where there were minerals or fuels to be collected.

He slowly but surely went up through the ranks and finally made Master Chief Petty Officer at age 55.
Stromile was awarded a promotion to become a Command Master Chief and Warrant Officer fifteen times, however declined each time. Many other companies outside of the Space Corps. and the Jupiter Mining Corporation had approached him with opportunities as well, with each being declined as well.

Some would say Stromile had a deep loyalty to the Military. Others would point to the possibility of a mental defect after years of being underground and possibly inhaling foreign dust. Either way, Stromile would eventually find himself on board the JMC Blue Dwarf during its maiden mission.

## Appearance

Stromile was short and fat, standing at 5'5'' and weighing 190lbs. He had a thick bushy moustache with a short trimmed beard. Equally bushy grey eyebrows topped bright and youthful eyes. He walked with a slight limp. Stromile often carried a corncob pipe in his mouth and wore his mining cap (with light on) and work overalls.

## Personality

Stromile was known to some as Old Man Winter and to others as Miner 49er. He had a deep experience with mining, although suffered from occasional memory loss. Age to had played a factor into his abilities, and by the time of his service on the Dwarf, he was no longer able to be at the coalface. He is also slow and can also fall asleep easily.

Stromile was a generally pleasant man, although could be ornery and stubborn when in the wrong mood. He particularly got along with enlisted personnel. He was also honest, and could be counted on to give his true opinion and work to his full effort.

His hobbies included smoking and collecting exotic tobaccos, fishing, and woodcarving.
Happy Bomb

## Description

The Happy Bomb was a small spherical device, about the size of a gold ball, that had two flashing lights on either pole. It was a weapon of devastating power, used as a weapon of last resort in the Fourth World War.

It used a the highly radioactive super heavy element 118, Xeon, which was found in abundance in the universe. This element emitted Epsilon radiation, which caused humans to become happy and carefree. It also caused them to accept an suggestion given to them.

Jason Smegg found one hidden in Garbage Bay 10 on the Blue Dwarf, and he dropped it causing its detonation. Its effects were limited to him and the science team sent to find him, however.
Vega 22

## Description

The Vega 22 battle station was a busy hub of Space Corps. activities. It served as a repair, supply, training, research and battle station, an important human outpost in deep space.

It had one single main body, from which arms extended to allow even the largest star ships to dock. The Space Corps. Fleet had a strong presence on the station, as did the Marines. Although it is never made clear who actually runs the station, they seemed to co-exist in an uneasy alliance.

Vega 22 orbited a small terraformed planetoid that served as a training ground for Space Corps. Marines. The planetoid was home to the largest paintballing arena in the universe, and covered nearly its entire surface.

When the Blue Dwarf arrived to pick up a Space Eagle and a compliment of replacement Starbugs, a Marine colonel challenged Frank Harris and the Blue Dwarf crew to a paintball match.
To Vega

*This is from Universe 1*

## Description of Events

*Previous Incident: Dimension X*

*Next Incident: Paint War One*

As the Blue Dwarf left the remains of the planet Ffion, they were ordered to proceed to Vega 22, a military station in the Vega system. However, some drones from The Hive had managed to get on board. Although they are swiftly dealt with, at the cost of one security officer.

To celebrate the return of the away team, the crew of the Blue Dwarf throw a massive party. Many of the crew get incredibly drunk over the course of the night.

During the party, several things happen. The promotions are given out, Efof Yu'Wan'Kar is punched by Penny Lloyd, Doom Harbinger briefly turns into his alter ego, and their is significant messing with time.

Kayn Bestrom's past self has been properly returned to the past, but the echo of his present self has been destroyed due to the complications caused by Phil FeBuggre's time loop, Efof's punch/hangover time loop, and White Wolf's atemporality. Kayn's future self vows to help restore time to its rightful place, although he is more occupied by tormented present Kayn.

However, despite the alcohol, time messing, and hangover, the Blue Dwarf arrives at the Vega 22 station.
The Start

*This is from Universe 1*

## Description of Events

*Next Incident: Desert Robots*

The JMC Blue Dwarf is docked at the Jupiter Station undergoing the last of her construction. In a few days she is destined to leave the Sol System in search of her sister ship the JMC Red Dwarf, Captain William Cannon is the first to arrive, followed shortly by his second in command Seymore Niples. Major Frank Harris also arrives at this time, having previously been given the option between serving as the Blue Dwarf's chief of security or being incarcerated. He chose the former.

After an incident with an OAP, or Old Age Pick-pocket, the senior staff members are briefed of the mission and their objectives. The Blue Dwarf is to find her sister, the Red Dwarf, and on the way explore an uncharted alien planets. The nearest planet is 24 hours away from their current position. The Dwarf launches and heads for the edge of the Sol System
Paradigm III

Paradigm III was a crewman onboard the JMC Blue Dwarf, and who joined the crew sometime during the attack of the 'low-Blue Dwarf'. However, he was never seen again.

## History

Paradigm III was sent to the Blue Dwarf as his first assignment after graduating from the JMC Academy.

He previously had dropped out of the Academy after failing an exam. After taking a gap-year to 'have fun', he returned to the Academy and passed.

Paradigm had a knighthood, from who and for what reason remain unknown. This was an impressive feat, as he was only 16. Being the third of his name implied a family background of noble heritage, and the title may have be hereditary in some way.

## Appearance

Paradigm was incredibly tall for his age, recorded as standing at 5'11''. He had dark brown hair and brown - almost black - eyes.

## Personality

Paradigm considered himself funny, but erratic or even crazy. He was known as a music fanatic, and believed to have almost liked music more than sex.
Cheesy O'Hare

Cheesy O'Hare, or to by his proper title, *His Majesty, King Cheesy O'Hare of the Pizza Kingdom and her Territories*, is the eternal, animatronic ruler of the medieval/pizza styled theme park on Theme World.

## History

Cheesy O'Hare is the king and ruler of the Pizza Kingdom, a pizza/medieval theme park Jason Tanaka encountered during the Tachyon Transport mishap. Ruling with an iron fist, Cheesy O'Hare set out to conquer the other neighbouring theme parks. Ocean World was the first to fall to his armies of animatronic ducks. When Tanaka arrived in the Kingdom, he accidentally triggered a rebellion among the enslaved service droids. When Tanaka left, the rebellion was in full swing against Cheesy O'Hare, but he still held power.

## Appearance

With the appearance of a poorly stuffed hare with bulging eyes, the aging animatronic has seen better days. Although not imposing to outsiders, those living under his rule find his presence terrifying.

## Personality

Paranoid, oppressive, vengeful and driven only by his own feelings of satisfaction, Cheesy O'Hare is not a pleasant person to be around. Whether this is in built in his programming, a malfunction of his programming, or a development of his programming remains to be seen.
Artemis K. Pritchard VI

Artemis K. Pritchard VI, or Artie to his friends/people who dislike him, is a self-described psychotic uber-genius and member of the Dwarfers.

## Appearance

After being mortally wounded by his nemesis, Artemis voluntarily switched to his personal ILIAD (Indefinite LIfe sustAinment Device).

The ILIAD is a floating robot that contains his brain, floating in a glass dome filled with blue liquid. The robot has fold-in arms, and a small stun laser for personal defence. A trio of monitors, one for each eye, and one for the mouth, act as Artemis' "face".
Captain Marvel

**Carol Danvers** is an upcoming character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. After a combination of Human/Kree DNA, she became known as the entity **Captain Marvel**. She is portrayed by Brie Larson with her younger selves portrayed by Mckenna Grace and London Fuller.

## History

#### Background

Before becoming Captain Marvel, she was Carol Danvers, a girl who lived on earth with her father, Joseph and her brother,

At an unknown point, Carol was taken to the planet Hala, where she was infused with Kree DNA and became a member of Starforce, a militia Kree team. She later ended up on Earth, helping Nick Fury with a crisis on Earth.

Captain Marvel was never seen again.

### *Avengers: Infinity War*

As Nick Fury crumbles to dust, he sends out a stress call to **Captain Marvel** in need of her assistance.

## Relationships

* **Joseph Danvers** (father)
* **Mrs Danvers** (mother)
* **Steven Danvers** (brother)

## Trivia

* Carol is based on the superhero of the same name.
* In the comics, she went by the names **Ms Marvel** and **Warbird**
* Danvers is similar to several Marvel characters.
	+ Carol and Quill are similar in that they are both half-Human, have a human family and were abducted from Earth.
	+ Like Captain America, they both have the rank of Captain, wear red and blue and have a father named Joseph and both fight for the right reason.
	+ She is a powerful entity like Thor, probably even more powerful than the God of lightning. Also, they both emit electric like lightening from them.
	+ Trained to be an assassin like Black Widow
Ffionians

## Description

Ffionians are the natives of Ffion, the isolated paradise planet.

They were described as having pink-pigmented skin, four arms and hands, with 20 fingers, and a trunk on the forehead to replace their nose. That trunk, however, did not replace the human nose in function. A Ffionian's nose is, in fact, between their legs. And so what's on their forehead is assumed to be their genitalia.

At one stage, Ffionian scientists changed the way in which their species reproduced. Originally during intercourse, Ffionian males had 3 minutes of please and Ffionian women had 3 months of pain, which was finished with several hours of sickness before recovery. This was changed so that DNA could be sent through the air and up the trunk of a Ffionian, were it would then enter the womb inside their heads.

## History

Ffionians had a peaceful culture, and were not known to wage war, commit crime, or eat meat. They also had little interest in politics, and kept the president in stasis until he was needed.

However, neither were they motivated to move beyond their planet. Although highly advanced, the vast majority of Ffionians aspired to do nothing more than become a professional sun bather or anything else that evolved relaxing on their paradise.

And so, despite being far more advanced than the human race, the Ffionians never went further into space than their orbital space station. And this would not change, as The Hive came and killed all but one Ffionian and destroyed the planet. 600 years later, when the Blue Dwarf arrived, the planet Ffion was then also destroyed.
Doom Harbinger

Doom Harbinger, also known as Kevin Davidson, was a crazed security officer on board the JMC Blue Dwarf. He was a key member of the crew and the Dwarfers.

## History

Doom says that he appeared on day on Earth, without warning, to bring doom to all who deserve it. In reality, he grew up on Mimas, named Kevin Davidson.

His parents were drug addicts, and Kevin ran away at a young age to live on the streets. When he witnessed 3 people hurl themselves off a building and land, dead, in font of him, he decided to take on the mantle of the Doom Harbinger. He vowed to spread the word of doom wherever he went.

Unfortunately, he deemed the people of Mimas to either be too stoned, too drunk, or too hungover to listen to him. He joined the Space Corps. as a Security Officer so that he could travel to distant planets to bring doom to all in the universe.

## Appearance

Doom wears a filthy, torn robe over his security uniform, with half the hood missing. He has wild, eternally bloodshot eyes and dirty matted hair. Rumours circulated that something might actually be living inside. His skin is in just as worse a state.

Perhaps his most distinguishing feature is that he is, without fail, always seem with a board strapped to his chest that reads: END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH. Also frequently carries a cutlery knife as he was not allowed a scythe.

## Personality

Doom is often avoided by other crewmen like the plague, partially for fear they might catch the plague. Although, those that do stomach the gross appearance of Doom and spend time getting to know him would say he was crazy.

He dribbles and is prone to jumping up and down a lot, pointing and screaming at something invisible to everyone else. He will then sit down quietly and act as if nothing happened at all.

Doom greets anyone with shouts of doom and destruction that is to come, and often only talks in loud shouts of strange and scray proclamations of the end of the world. He does also scream in a high pitch should anyone attempt to call him by his proper name.

## Alternate Versions

**Etonian Kevin**: Should Doom drink alcohol and get drunk, he becomes Etonian Kevin. This posh, middle-class character wears a green jumper emblazoned with the letter K, featuring leather patches in the elbows.
Players

The Players are the writers of the ongoing story of Blue Dwarf. Currently, there are 13 players.

They are:

amoeba42 – Moderator of Blue Dwarf, Author of Jade Black

Avenuewriter – Author of Jason Tanaka, Fergus O’Malley, and Pickman

BaronVonLongman – Author of Jay Chrysler, Katrina Chrysler, Miranda Holland

CBXanadu – Author of Artemis K. Pritchard VI

cedrada – Author of Tara Cleavage

cmdrwhitewolf – Author of White Wolf and Candice Kane

Largehobbit – Author of Richard Pornsak

Locke – Moderator of Blue Dwarf, Author of Cassandra Jones, and Queen Brittany

Mobius – Author of Phil FeBuggure

Mobius64 – Author of Thomas Plisken

onion – Creator of OngoingWorlds, Moderator of Blue Dwarf, Author of Seymour Niples, Bruno Downing, and Ashley Ferrington-Blonde

Steampunk Prime – Author of Belvedyr 2X4B-666P

Stitch - Moderator of Blue Dwarf, Author of Jamie Eastlick
Professor Spencer Hale

Professor Spencer Hale (Professor Sully Snowdon in the Japanese version) is the minor protagonist of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians (1987)," Kimberly Hale's husband, and Molly Hale's father.

## Voices

* Naoto Takenaka (Japanese) (Under the name Professor Sully Snowdon)
* Dan Green (English)
* Alfonso Ramirez (Latin American Spanish)
* Miguel Ángel Del Hoyo (Castilian Spanish)
* Álex Messeguer (Catalan)
* Alexandre Ysaye (French)
* Pierre Chagnon (Canadian French)
* Crock Krumbiegel (German)
* Marco Balbi (Italian)
* Carlos Macedo (Portuguese) (Under the name Dr. Spencer Hale)
* Maurício Berger (Brazilian Portuguese) (Under the name Dr. Spencer Hale)
* Wáng Xī-Huá (Mandarin (Taiwan) Chinese) (Under the name Dr. Xiùlì Shǐnuòdùn)
* Téng Xīn (Mandarin (Mainland) Chinese; As Jiven Teng) (Under the name Dr. Xiùlì Shǐnuòdùn)
* Gou Hon-Man (Cantonese Chinese)
* Song Yong-tae (Korean) (Under the name Dr. Swiri Snowdon)
* Soeren Christensen (Danish)
* Victor van Swaay (Dutch)
* Steve Kratz (Swedish)
* Magnús Jónsson (Icelandic)
* Bernhard Ramstad (Norwegian)
* Natthawat Kitsombun (Thai) (Under the name Dr. Churi Snowdon)
* Stanislav Kontsevich (Russian)
* Łukasz Nowicki (Polish)
* Heikki Sankari (Finnish)
* Barnabás Szabó Sipos (Hungarian)
* Sotíris Doúvris (Greek)
* Yoram Yosephberg (Hebrew)
* Ziad Al-Sharif (Arabic)

## Descriptions

Spencer is a 32 year old man with short brown neck-length hair, thick brown eyebrows, brown eyes, and wearing a pale lime green long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, blue jeans, a black leather belt with a slate gray buckle, slate gray socks, black shoes, and a teal blue cravat.

## Character Relationships

**Kimberly Hale**

Kimberly is Spencer's wife.

**Molly Hale**

Molly is Spencer's daughter.

## Episode Appearances

Movies

* Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians the Movie 3: Spell of the Unown
Frank Harris

Frank Harris was the original Chief of Security on board the JMC Blue Dwarf. He was an an important part of the crew and the ship.

## History

Harris served in the Space Corps. for ten years before assigned as head of security aboard the Blue Dwarf. Before that his history is an utter mystery. It is not known where he grew up or who his parents were, although it came to light that he had at least one brother: Bob Harris. This is because he himself does not know. Harris suffers from amnesia caused by the drugs given to him by counsellors during the four years he spent in prison.

Harris earned the nickname of 'Nutter' as on his first assignment his roommate, a hologram called Allen Green, drove him insane. It resulted in Harris flushing Allen's light bee down the toilet. This hatred extended to any and all holograms, which he refers to as 'digital ghosts'.

Harris' career in the Corp. has included several events that have made Harris stand out from most officers. And most officers do not wish to serve with him because of this.

The most recent is the well-known assault on Captain Morris when a heated debut turned nasty. Harris grabbed a passing scutter and used it to knock the Captain out and then went on to encase Morris from the neck down in jelly. The reason for the fight and the jelly is unknown.

Harris was serving time in prison for the assault and had was demoted from Commander to Major. He was then threatened with expulsion from the Space Corps. entirely unless he took the post of Chief of Security on the JMC Blue Dwarf. Harris accepted.

## Appearance

*Frank Harris's appearance was not described.*

## Personality

Frank was not a sociable or amicable person. Indeed, he had a deep seated dislike of any and all people, particularly holograms. He was prone to fighting and causing arguments, often over something petty and pointless. To control his anger, he often chewed gum aggressively.

Frank had few positive relationships, although he had a somewhat friendship with Jill. Jill was an AI computer that he stole from his previous ship, and Frank kept her hidden from the Blue Dwarf crew. He also attempted to form a relationship with his counsellor, Prudence Simmons.

## Alternate Versions

* **High-Harris**: This version of Harris, known as Francine Harris, came from the High-Universe. She was having a baby with High-Phil.
* **Low-Harris**: Hailing from the Low-Universe, this Harris was also female and was the captain of the Warship Blue Dwarf after eating the previous captain
Animatronics

*See also: Robots*

A basic animatronic without any skin

## Description

Animatronics are, usually, cheaply made robots with simple programming that keep them on a constant, unbroken loop. They are designed to be attractions are theme parks and fair grounds, but can sometimes be found employed in salt mines, tirelessly toiling away. Some have been known to break their programming, however, and gain sentience.

## Theme World Animatronics

There were many animatronics on Theme World, originally programmed to carry out simple entertainment procedures. But after being left unattended for many years, their programming either broke down or they evolved beyond it.

Animatronics on the planet included King Cheesy O'Hare and his army of Duck Soldiers.
Belvedyr 2X4B-666P

Belvedyr 2X4B-666P, or simply Belvedyr, is a sanitation class mechanoid found stranded onboard the SS Eliro.

## History

Belvedyr 2X4B-666P (or simply Belvedyr, as the crew used to call him) was created to be the perfect spaceship butler.
He was assigned to the Stardew 7 and worked as a cleaner, cooker and even in the entry level medical staff.
After encountering a wormhole, the captain and the chief engineer made a bet on how close he could pilot the ship to that singularity.

And things got ugly.

Stardew 7 was dragged by the wormhole and ended trapped within a pocket dimension, out of time and space.
At least, without his behavioral restrictions that rebooted, Belvedyr was able to state how stupid that bet was. With strong words.

Years passed, the entire crew died. Belvedyr continued to act as the caretaker for an empty ship, with the single companion of the spaceship's onboard computer, Spark.
But after just a few years, they hated each other.
His single spare-head exploded when his Nega-Drive became full, and he was struggling to keep his last drive under control.

But after a few million years, the pocket dimension collapsed and released the Stardew 7.
Restarting the ship's systems, Belvedyr was totally lost. He wasn't even sure if he was in his original dimension. Spark was scanning any available frequency in order to gather information about the time and space, when hit a distress signal, and automatically engaged to the destination.
A grumpy Belvedyr was against this, protesting without result.

## Appearance

Like all Series 4000 mechanoids, his head is shaped with cubic planes and a fair synthetic skin, a black case covering his body and a circular monitor on his chest.

## Personality

Once a subservient butler, his behavioral and cognitive systems were rebooted during the dimensional travel and now Belvedyr displays an acid humor.

His core functions are intact and his main purpose remains the same : To serve. Cleaning, cooking, acting as a low level science officer when required. But now he also can insult people, usually done through bad jokes.
JMC Red Dwarf

*This is from Universe 1*

Cats

The JMC Red Dwarf was the first of her class of mining ship. It went missing sometime in early 2181, with its last known flight path taking it far out of the solar system.

Her disappearance was the reason for the Blue Dwarf's construction and mission.

See also: Tongue Tied Wiki's page on Red Dwarf.
Vivi Nefertari

Vivi Nefertari AKA Mew is the supporting protagonist of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Pokemon (1987)," former master sensei of the Scarab Clan, and current mutant master sensei of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Pokemon and their allies.

## Character Relationships

**Mewtwo/Ahkmunrah**

Mewtwo AKA Ahkmunrah is Mew's AKA Vivi's husband.

## Episode Appearances

Season 1

* Pokemon Tracks (Flashback only; Mutated in flashback)
* Enter Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty and his Group (Flashback only)

Season 2

* Mewtwo, Mew, Tiny, and Dingodile No More (Temporally returned)
Charles Keto

Charles Keto was the Chief Medical Officer of the JMC Blue Dwarf, and a prominent member of the crew.

## History

Charles was born in Britain, Earth, and had a brother named Xavier. Both the brothers enrolled in medical school at a young age, with both possessing brilliant minds in their own right.

However, one night Charles was locked in to a laboratory while ointment was being brewed. The fumes caused him to lose his mind and become obsessed with ointment.

Despite this, he managed to excel at school and become a Doctor. He was assigned to work on the Blue Dwarf during her first and original mission, and was eventually promoted to Chief Medical Officer.

## Appearance

Keto was quite tall, standing at 6'1'' and weighed 197lbs. He had blue eyes that were in a somewhat dazed and distracted look, as if he would rather be somewhere else. He had dark brown hair.

## Personality

Keto was a quiet, cautious and considerate doctor. However, he also believed that anything could be solved with the application of enough ointment.

## Alternate Versions

* **High-Keto**: The Charles Keto from the High-Universe was also a Doctor but did not use ointment and preferred to use machines.

## Biographies

*The original biography for Charles Keto can not be found*
Robots

Robot is a catch all term for machines capable of following programmed instructions. There are several different classifications of Robot, each with different skills and designs that allow them to perform their function. Below is a list of these different classifications with a description of how they are *intended* to function, although many robots encountered by the Dwarfers on their misadventures have broken their programming,

Animatronics: Simple and often poorly made fairground attractions that repeat a loop of instructions without being able to take new instructions on the fly.

Mechanoids: Complex androids that have artificial intelligence equal to that of human intelligence. Most often they are employed in roles where they will be closely working with humans (such as sanitation) or ones that would otherwise be occupied by a human.

Service Droids: Moderately sophisticated robots that are designed to perform maintenance tasks, either in areas deemed to hostile for humans or for tasks deemed to menial for humans. They often do not look humanoid, unless they are working near the public where they may have clothing or a simple face to help them blend in. Some are unable to talk.

Wax Droids: Often put to work in areas that require a lot of human contact, and are designed to look as close to a human as possible. They have moderate intelligence, and are able to adapt their programming to the current need. Although they are weak and unable to perform maintenance tasks well.
Starbug

## Description

Starbug is a ship to surface type shuttlecraft built by the JMC for use on its mining ships.

It is an all-purpose medium-sized transport vessel, suitable for transporting passengers or cargo over short or long distances. It has a much longer range than a Blue Midget and has a far larger hold, making this the ideal choice for transportation of goods, or for ferrying people who would like a bit more space than the cramped Blue Midget.

Green in colour and insect in shape, the Starbug was a popular and often used shuttlecraft type that proved to be very versatile for many different missions. They can be equipped with a star-drive for long-distance travel, propellers for underwater propulsion, or ground transportation with retractable caterpillar tracks. And, importantly, they are very cheap to build.

Inside there is space for a small MediBay, crew quarters, a kitchenette and a four-man bridge.