Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 21: 1995 The Bud At The Glen

Chick Hicks started at the pole, and sadly wins. However, Johnny Blamer got his first finish in his career.

## Transcript

Chick Hicks: So! You won the 1995 Brickyard 400! I'm gonna wreck you!

Dale Earnhardt: No! Don't take me to the Abstract Thought!

Jeff Gorvette: And don't take me eather!

Chick Hicks: We'll see about that!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok, Jeff Gorvette! You're starting in 5th!

Jeff orvette: And that mean green car, Chick Hicks is on the pole!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's show that mean green car!

(lap 27)

HTB crew cheif: Ready to pit?

Chick Hicks: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ned Carrett: The leader, Chick Hicks is coming to pit road while Rusty Wallace goes for the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace will lead 27! It's lap 28! Rusty Wallace leading with Jeff Gorvette behind him!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to chase the number 2 car!

(Jeff Gorvette chases Rusty Wallace through most of lap 28)

Spike: Rusty Wallace is still leading while Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: You're the car from Abstract Thought that finished 2nd to the Intiminator last race! (bonks into Rusty Wallace)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does a bonk and takes the lead!

Rusty Wallace: OH NO! (misses the sand) Saved it!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 28!

(next lap)

NAPA crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Micheal Cartrip: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Now Micheal Cartrip goes by Jeff Gorvette,

Ken Squier: And now takes the lead! Micheal Cartrip leads lap 29!

(2 laps later)

Ken Squier: Micheal Cartrip keeps the lead with Chick Hicks right behind him!

Chick Hicks: Screw you, Mucky Craptrip! TAKE THIS! (bonks into Micheal Cartip)

Spike: NOW HE DOES THE BONK!

Ned Carrett: OH NO! HE TAKES THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks will lead lap 31!

(lap 61)

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette will try to take the lead from that mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU'RE ALMOST LEADING EVERY SINGLE LAP! TIME FOR ME TO WIN THIS! (bonks into Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: CURSE YOU!

Ned Carrett: Jeff is gonna wreck him! He does the bonk! But Chick unluckly saves it!

Ken Squier: But still, Jeff Gorvette leads lap 61!

(3 laps later)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA HA HA! TIME TO GET BAK IN THE LEAD! SCREW YOU, JERK GORVETTE! (bonks into Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: NO! DON'T DO THIS, MEAN CAR!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks does the bonk back!

Spike: And, OH NO! CHICK TAKES THE LEAD! HE LEADS LAP 64!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Chick Hicks for the win! Larry Smith second and Jeff Gorvette third! I guess that's it here at LA here on ESPN. RSN News will show highlights of this race later today.

Ned Carrett: The most boring race ever at Los Angeles today. Eaven boring, Johnny Blamer suprisenly gets his first finish!

Johnny Blamer: YES! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! I FINISHED A RACE! WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: Are you exided at finishing your first race?

Johnny Blamer: YES! I crashed in my first 19 races, BUT THIS RACE, I FINISHED!

Pinkie: I need to take a nap, Ruby didn't win and neither did The King. There were no censor sounds like Yees, especially the original Italian version, Popeye's sailor pipe or maybe Dolphin Censor, Boat Horns or Seal Barks! Let's hope for these to be heard during a fight next race. Who knows?

Spike: I need to take a nap as well.