Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and Electro

Warning: The following story contains graphic violence that might not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

Cyborg Kadin, Iron Kadin, Officer J, Mr. Rod, Dr. Murtis, Zurg, and I were now well on our way to the THX headquarters. So, we decided to take a break at a nearby hotel to rest for a few days. The wedding that Tex wanted to have wasn't for another 30 days. So, this break was well earned. The first day of our stay went well: We had a nice dinner at the hotel buffet, went to a spa, and even gambled a little bit. But on the second day, things got out of hand.

I was in my hotel room with Cyborg Kadin and Iron Kadin, playing a game of Go Fish. Iron Kadin was about to win, when all of a sudden, we heard laughter.

"What was that?" I asked.

"Someone has to go and check," said Cyborg Kadin.

All three of us looked at each other and said, "YOU GO FIRST! No. You go first!"

"It's fine," said Cyborg Kadin. "You go first."

"It's all good," said Iron Kadin. "You go first."

"No big deal," I said. "You go first."

"Sure thing," said Iron Kadin. "But I really think that you should go first."

"OK, fine!" I said. "But first, I need something."

I went to the kitchen, and began rummaging through all of the drawers.

"He's getting a weapon," said Cyborg Kadin.

"Genius!" said Iron Kadin.

I kept on rummaging through the kitchen and found a mug. I placed the mug on the table, and continued rummaging. I kept rummaging until I found a pack of Oreos. I grabbed the Oreos and placed them next to the mug.

"He's grabbing a pack of Oreos!" said Iron Kadin, excitedly.

"Of course!" said Cyborg Kadin.

I went to the refrigerator and grabbed a carton of milk, and poured the milk into the mug.

"For the finale, he's grabbing a glass of, milk?" said Iron Kadin, now confused.

"That's milk and Oreo cookies," said Cyborg Kadin, now stressed.

"Want one?" I asked, while eating my snack.

"You idiot!" yelled Iron Kadin. "We thought that you were getting a weapon!"

"I'm stress-eating right now!" I yelled.

At that moment, the power went off in the room and a figure appeared in front of us.

"OK, you had your snack," said Cyborg Kadin. "Now, whatever you do, don't move."

The figure revealed himself to be Electro. All three of us gasped as Electro moved towards us.

"Well, well, well," said Electro. "All three of you are finally together."

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" I yelled.

"You said Run for 12 years now," said Cyborg Kadin, as he and Iron Kadin ran. "Are you coming?"

"Yes," I said, as I darted out of the room.

But Electro wasn't having it. He broadcasted himself across the entire room as we ran.

"Tex will have this wedding," said Electro. "I won't let you turn me back into a nobody. Watch this."

At that moment, another THX trailer was broadcast across the room. The warning popped up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote DaveAlt 1995's Tex and Amy Armbruster story, despite it not being THX-certified. This trailer contains violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"NOOOOOO!" I yelled.

The trailer opened in the X of the THX logo once again. This time, Tex was forcing Toppy and Dave to create recipes for the wedding buffet for his wedding to Oceanna.

"Let's go!" yelled Tex. "My wedding guests need food to eat, ya know!"

"What are we, Michelin Star Chefs?!" yelled Toppy.

"You will have to be!" yelled Tex. "Or else, you can join my children in being made into ice cream! Your choice, goat simp!"

"I swear to God, if you call me that again," said Toppy, offended.

At that moment, Electro burst into the room, frantically.

"Kadin and his team escaped Doc Ock!" yelled Electro. "Not only that, but Ock said that Kadin was able to bite his metal arms!"

"What the deep note?!" yelled Tex. "He must be gaining super powers! Well, he probably won't get very far. Eventually, they'll have to go to a hotel. That's why I need you, Sandman, Lizard, Venom, Rhino, Mysterio, Vulture, Granny, and Carnage to meet them there. For now, I gotta put these guys back in their cage."

At that moment, Tex pressed his button and sent Toppy and Dave back into their cages. Tex then looked at the recipes that they made and smiled. Then, he gave a beer to Electro and asked, "So, what's your story, Electro? How can the T-Man help you?"

"Well," began Electro. "Before I met Spider-Man, I was an electric engineer for Oscorp and a nobody. After meeting Spidey, I became really good friends with him. Or so I thought. One night, I had to stay after work on my birthday to fix some cables. I ended up falling into a vat of electric eels and gained these powers. Then, Spider-Man betrayed me! So now, I want to get the birthday that I never had!"

"Electro, I can assure you that your birthday will be the best you've ever had," said Tex. "It's actually on the same day as my wedding. So, we'll celebrate both and conquer the multiverse!"

The deep note played as Tex and Electro laughed their butts off, as "The Audience is Listening" and "To Be Continued" appeared on the screen.

"You see," said Electro. "It was my birthday! Now, it's time to light the candles!"

"Quick! To Mr. Rod's room!" yelled Cyborg Kadin.

We all went into Mr. Rod and Officer J's hotel room and hid from Electro.

"Guys, what's going on?" asked Mr. Rod.

"The psychos are following us," said Cyborg Kadin.

"Um, guys," I asked, getting worried. "Why is everything sandy all of a sudden?"

At that moment, we watched as The Sandman entered into our room. This would be the next encounter.

(To be continued...)