Atomic Dragon (Hototo: The Legend of the Indigenous Indicator song)

This is a fanmade song for the Critique Universe fanfiction story Hototo: The Legendary Blockbuster Indicator, which happens at one point of the story. It's based on the George Clinton hit song Atomic Dog, but a few of its lyrics were changed for the story with the canine words switched with dragonic themes.

Imagined to be performed in the story by Hototo and Al Lyon (from Appare-Ranman!), as well as Rindo Kobayashi (from Food Wars!). Additional minor performances by Appare Sorano, Jing Xialian, Kosame Isshiki and Sophia Taylor (all from Appare-Ranman! as well).

There is also a remix of this song for the third season of another related story set in the same Critique Universe, The Elite Council and the Risque Revolution of Rindō Kobayashi, under the title **Digga Digga Dragon**, performed in the story by Erina Nakiri, Alice Nakiri and Megumi Tadokoro (all from Food Wars).

## Lyrics

### Day (Part 1)

**(instrumental)**

**Hototo:**

Yeah, there's a story of a famous drake,

For the dragon that has its tail would be Disney.

There are fire dragons, ice dragons, harmonic dragons...

Komodo dragons, gold dragons,

Dragon of the world unite!

Dancing dragons...

Yeah, drifting dragons... Ancient dragons!

Hostile dragons! (**Al Lyon:** D'oh!)

Atomic dragon!

Atomic dragon!

**Rindo Kobayashi:**

What would life be on all fours,

When I'm out there walkin' the streets...

**Hototo:**

May compete... (**Rindo Kobayashi:** May compete!)

Nothin' but the dragon in ya! (**Rindo Kobayashi:** Oh, the dragon in ya...)

**Al Lyon:**

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

**Hototo:**

What's life on all fours, (**Rindo Kobayashi:** I wonder if a dragon...)

When you're out there walkin' the streets... (**Rindo Kobayashi:** ...would fit in this society...)

May compete! (**Rindo Kobayashi:** ...ain't your average...Spyro the Dragon...)

Nothin' but the dragon in ya... (**Rindo Kobayashi:** Yeah...)

**Rindo Kobayashi:**

Why must I feel like that?

Oh, why must I...chase the cat?

**Hototo and Rindo Kobayashi:**

What would life be on all fours,

When I'm out there walkin' the streets...

**Hototo:**

May compete!

Nothin' but the dragon in ya...

...Rawr! ...Rawr! ...Rawr!

**Hototo and Rindo Kobayashi:**

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dragon in me... (**Rindo Kobayashi:** Nothin' but the dragon in me...)

**Al Lyon and Hototo:**

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dragon... (**Rindo Kobayashi:** Nothin' but the dragon in me...)

**Hototo:**

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dragon in me... (2x)

**Rindo Kobayashi:**

Do the dragonslayer, baby, do the dragonslayer! (**Al Lyon:** D'oh, d'oh, d'oh!)

Oooooooooohhh...

**Hototo:**

Do the dragonslayer, dragonslayer, do the dragonslayer! (2x)

**Rindo Kobayashi:**

Do the dragonslayer, baby, do the dragonslayer! (**Al Lyon:** D'oh, d'oh, d'oh!)

Oooooooooohhh...

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

**Hototo:**

Nothin' but the dragon in me...

**Appare Sorano:**

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dragon!

**Al Lyon:**

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

**Rindo Kobayashi:**

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

Just walkin' the drake!

Oh, atomic dragon!

**Hototo:**

Futuristic bow-wow!

### Night (Part 2; Extended Version) (featuring Sophia Taylor, Jing Xialian and Kosame Isshiki)

**(instrumental)**

**Al Lyon:**

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

**Hototo and Rindo Kobayashi:**

What would life be on all fours,

When you're out there walkin' the streets...

May compete!

Nothin' but the dragon in ya... (**Al Lyon and Appare Sorano:** Rawr!)

**Hototo:**

Do the dragonslayer, dragonslayer, (**Al Lyon:** The dragon...)

Do the dragonslayer! (**Al Lyon:** The dragon...)

Do the dragonslayer, do the dragonslayer,

Do the dragonslayer! (**Al Lyon:** Entrance the dragon!)

**Sophia Taylor:**

Why must go for that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dragon in me... (**Al Lyon:** ...Rawr!)

**Hototo:**

You're a good girl...

Wild dragon...

Why must I be like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

The dragon in me, nothin' but the dragon in me... (6x)

Do the dragonslayer, dragonslayer, do the dragonslayer... (2x)

**Appare Sorano:**

Why must I be like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

**Hototo:**

Take flight, Rindo!

**(instrumental)**

**Appare Sorano and Sophia Taylor:**

Atomic dragon... (**Hototo:** Undying dragons, we got one...)

**Al Lyon:**

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay,

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!

**Hototo:**

Flying dragons!

**Jing Xialian and Rindo Kobayashi:**

Why must I feel like that? (**Hototo:** Wondrous dragons...)

Why must I chase the cat? (**Hototo:** Wondrous dragons...)

Nothin' but the dragon in me...

**Kosame Isshiki:**

Why must I feel like that?

There's no such thing as CYT...

Nothin' but the dragon in me...

**Hototo:**

Undying dragons... Majestic dragons...

Star dragons... Atomic dragons...

Legendary dragons... Multi-millionaire dragons... Wow.

Spicy dragon...spicy dragon...spicy dragon...

### Digga Digga Dragon (Erina and Alice Nakiri Remix)

**Megumi Tadokoro:**

Digga Digga Dragon, Digga Digga Dragon,

Digga Digga Dragon, Digga Digga Dragon,

Digga Digga Dragon, Digga Digga Dragon,

You dragon!

Digga Digga Dragon, Digga Digga Dragon,

Digga Digga Dragon, Digga Digga Dragon,

Digga Digga Dragon, Digga Digga Dragon,

You dragon! (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!)

**Erina Nakiri:**

Ain't that the man in the moon dancing over our heads... (**Hototo:** Atomic dragon...)

While all good dragons are asleep in their beds... (**Hototo:** Atomic dragon...)

Smiling in their dreams at the crazy things people do... Yeah...

When you think you've fooled them, who'll make a fool out of who? Ohh...

You dragon!

**Erina Nakiri and Alice Nakiri:**

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

You dragon! (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay!)

**Alice Nakiri:**

Ya think you're on top of the game? You've got a lot to learn... (**Hototo:** Atomic dragon...)

When life hangs tough, take a mythical turn... (**Hototo:** Atomic dragon...)

People, they think they're so cool since they were set in stone... Yeah...

Wait till they discover you've got some tricks of your own... Hey-hey!

You dragon!

**Erina Nakiri and Alice Nakiri:**

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

**Al Lyon:**

Bow-wow-wow... Bow-bow... Bow-wow-wow... Bow-wow-wow...

**Megumi Tadokoro:**

Kobayashi, Kobayashi, where have you been?

We've made so many platters that seem like an absolute win...

Can you tell a fantasy mystical story magically...

I'm friends with a a dragon girl who maintains her humanity!

You dragon! (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

**Erina Nakiri and Alice Nakiri:**

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

You dragon! (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Don't be believing, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Looks are deceiving, (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

Don't be believing... (**Al Lyon:** Bow-wow-wow...)

**Hototo:**

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dragon in me...

**Erina Nakiri:**

You dragon.

## Trivia

* Due to the dragonic elements in the show, it would revolve around a vital plot element that happens to Rindo around the events of the song's appearance in the fanfic.