Melody's shit take on the Spanish language

Note: ~~This page comes from a time when we circlejerked about banned members a lot more. We have since tried to cut down on that, but left this page for the purpose of...keeping it.~~ This note is now obsoleted by note 2.

    **NOTE 2 (2/01/2024): MELODY IS A PAEDOPHILE WHO HAS ADMITTED TO HAVING E-SEX WITH MINORS OVER VOICE CHAT AND HAS HAD MULTIPLE VICTIMS. STAY FAR THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER AND PEOPLE LIKE HER. IF YOU ARE A MINOR AND SOMEONE TRIES TO TALK TO YOU SEXUALLY, WHETHER YOU THINK THEY ARE YOUR AGE OR NOT, BLOCK THEM, REPORT THEM TO DISCORD, TELL A TRUSTED ADULT. IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HAVE E-SEX WITH YOU, SENDS YOU NUDES, ASKS FOR NUDES, OR OTHERWISE IS ACTING SEXUALLY TOWARDS YOU, REPORT THEM TO THE POLICE AND TELL A TRUSTED ADULT.**

On the 28th of July, 2022, user melodythecat decided it would be correct to create the single worst take in THE TANK ZONE history. Even worse than yeasty's take, and that's saying something. It all started with the mention of "Filipinx", the white saviour chauvanist outlook that those dirty Asians are sexist and need to have their language fixed by perfect white people. The Glorious Lobster Emperor, omniscient, mentioned the equally moronic term "Latinx", where the user Juan (who is Mexican) expressed disgust at the term "latinx".

Little did they know, that in the darkness, melody, proud Texan, known mostly for begging people to VC with her (of which nobody ever accepted a second VC), trying to hit on random people and whining whenever someone said "merhuuh" (including asking merhuuh herself to change her name, to which merhuuh did) was waiting. She pounced upon the opportunity given to insult the entire Spanish language, since it instantly causes non-binary people to vaporise upon hearing it. User Jannah, known for being the smartest user on THE TANK ZONE, responded with the obvious, that it was a white response reeking of chauvinism. Little did she know the mistake she had made.

The United States and European Union bar Spain announced full diplomatic support for Melody, however, exactly 0% of THE TANK ZONE found her to be correct.

The argument somewhat ended, but Lobman decided to re-spark it on the 29th, because he went to sleep and woke up. Also because he didn't like Melody (nobody really did), by correctly pointing out that languages evolve based on hundreds or thousands of years of cultural change and that some white Texan decreeing that the language must change is the epitome of white saviourism. Correct charges of chauvinism were levied by the TZSP against Melody.

Melody denied these charges, stating **"what the fuck even is chauvinism anyway? if it’s “forcing people to think in a way that respects everyone who is currently marginalized” then wouldn’t that be a GOOD thing?"** and that **"isn't that basically the same thing MLs do when they tell fascists to change or die?"** I am not making any of this up.
After Lorbmng correctly retorted stating that "People who speak Spanish and fascists are not at all comparable." Melody in her infinite wisdom responded with one of the stupidest things ever said on THE TANK ZONE. She stated...

"I mean the spanish language disrespects non-binary people**, so do fascists."**
This was met with immediate shock at the sheer stupidity thrown out. Jannah promptly responded by calling out this racism and total bullshittery. Lember slightly tried to defuse the situation just to appear neutral and not tyrannical, but by this point it was clear Melody was going to die on this hill.

Jannah stated then that she would be exiting the conversation, to which Melody began her what would later be described as "Marvel character...quip." The argument continued in sheer unadulterated glory. Jannah refrained from responding for a bit.
Melody then went on to explain that you "literally HAVE to assume trans people's in some cases instead of just being able to ask, then use" which was promptly annihilated by Lorbmrmbmrbm who made clear that it is completely gender neutral to ask someone's pronouns. To which Melody plugged her ears and sharted on the floor.
Jannah, the infinitely wise, decided to correctly call out Melody's poor form, to which she became the epitome of the :me\_irl: emoji as she said "hey, at least i didn't ping you lol". By now, we were all sick of her shit.

Melody had one final ace up her sleeve, since Lombotron had correctly pointed out that language is a crucial part of culture. This ace was the nail in the coffin for Melody, who was already screwed. The court has decided to allow the image to speak for itself, it's the 18th image.

Melody was then banned, and immediately everyone was super happy that one of the most unbearable members of THE TANK ZONE was gone. Lebnemlema's friend from El Salvador, who was informed of the situation, declared it to be "retarded" and that "at that point just call us "spic" or "beaner" Would be less condescending and racist". Everybody was glad that Melody was gone.

Lobmane immediately unfriended Melody because in his infinite wisdom he knew that she would whine in his DMs until he blocked her, so instead Melody decided to PM **JUAN** with this message, that was clearly meant to be a true takedown, but instead was a dying gasp of someone who was already dead.

Melody has since turned into an even bigger meme in THE TANK ZONE than Yeasty. Everyone is glad she is gone, and we get to laugh at her chauvinism. The end.