Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 1: Neil Brakket's death/1994 Florida 500

Jeff Gorvette's 2nd 1994 Florida 500.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: Wow! I'm running the Florida 500 again!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! Maybe I can beat Dale Carrett that race.

Jeff Gorvette: Or maybe this will be my first career win! I sadly didn't win any races my rookie year. This season will be better for me!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe.

(at preactice)

Lee Pitstop Jr: GET OFF RODNEY!!! (puches Rodney)

Rodney Carr: (Goes airborne) NOOO!!!! (Dale's final word for his life hit the wall and dies)

Andrew Axler: OHH NOO!!

Don Alternators: MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!

Danny Flight: That so sad.

(at practice)

Neil Brakett: (gets lose) OH NO! (hits the wall and dies)

(9 minutes later)

Jeff Gorvette: OH NO! NEIL BRAKETT HAS DIED!

Dale Earnhadt: Yeah! This is getting worse!

Luke Rickstart Senior: I keep losing my (Dolphin Censor) friends!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I can win for him!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! Maybe so!

(end of qualifing)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifing 6th.

Jeff Gorvette: Let's see I can get my first career win!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: Everybody is ready for the 1994 Florida 500, and it's on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's win this Florida 500!

Ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn holds the lead on turn 1 and Ernie Swervan gives Clutchburn a big push and passes Dale Earnhardt!

Ned Carrett: And Ernie Swervan, trying to take the lead from Murray Clutchburn!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt is running in 3rd now, as Murray Clutchburn and Ernie Swervan are still fighting for the lead!

Ernie Swervan: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

Spike: AND ERNIE SWERVAN TAKES THE LEAD FROM MURRAY CLUTCHBURN!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan will lead lap number 1!

(lap 26)

Ken Squier: It's lap 26 and Dale Earnhardt is in the lead. And he has never won the 500 yet!

Ned Carrett: And here comes last year's rookie of the year racer Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead!

Ken Squier: Can he make it?

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Dale! You're the champion last year, and I'll try to win this race! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt and will lead lap number 26! Meanwhile, Ernie Swervan is back to 3rd! Dale begins to draft on Jeff!

Dale Earnhardt: This is gonna be good for you, Wonder Boy!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt trying to take the lead, but I don't think he's fast enogh to pass Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap number 27! Lap 28 and Jeff Gorvette keeps this lead! Fallowed by Dale Earnhardt, Ernie Swervan and Murray Clutchburn!

Pinkie: I think Dale Earnhardt is gonna draft him until the end of the race!

Spike: KEEP THE LEAD, JEFF! DON'T GET LOSE!

Dale Earnhardt: I have to win the 500! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: AND DALE EARNHARDT PASSES HIM! EARNHARDT IS IN THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt will lead lap 28!

(lap 63)

Chick Hicks: Hey, Murray! TAKE THIS, YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE! (turns Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!

Ken Squier: Trouble turn 3! I see Murray crashing, OH NO THE KING'S SON CAL WEATHERS IS OUT!

Ned Carrett: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?

David Hobbscap: So crazy!

Ken Squier: 7, 8, 9, 10 cars are involved, and this could be one of the biggest crashes ever in Piston Cup history!

Ned Carrett: And Luke Rickstart Senior is involved too!

Ray Reverham: The yellow is out! Ready to pit?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.

Rusty Wallace: UGH! I GOT INVOLVED OF A CRASH BECAUSE YOU GOT IN THE WAY, STUPID MURRAY CLUTCHBUN!

Murray Clutchburn: IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS CHICK HICKS!

Rusty Wallace: Oh! Ok.

(lap 82)

Ken Squier: Earnhardt keeps this lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Jeff Gorvette: Time for the lead again! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt for the lead!

David Hobbscap: I HOPE JEFF GORVETTE'S GONNA WIN!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap number 82!

(lap 87)

Ken Squier: It's lap 87 and Jeff Gorvette keeps this lead! And Gerald Leadfoot is up to 2nd!

Jeff Gorvette: I have to keep this lead!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to hold the lead from Gerald Leadfoot! They're fighting for the lead!

Gerald Leadfoot: I have to win with my bright paint! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot gets a great pass on Jeff Gorvette! Gerald will lead lap number 87!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead back!

Ken Squier: Ernie Gearson is now in 3rd! He now passes Jeff Gorvette for 2nd! And he does! Mark is now behind Gerald Leadfoot!

Ernie gearson: Time for the lead! (passes Gerald Leadfoot)

Ken Squier: Ernie takes over and will lead lap 98!

(lap 103)

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Terry! I'll push you to the lead! (pushes Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette pushes Crusty Rotor to the lead!

Dale Earnhardt: I must fallow these guys! (passes W.J Lights)

Ken Squier: W.J Lights is now dropping back to 4th! Dale Earnhardt chasing the 24 and the 5 on turn 4! But Terry leads lap 103!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt wanted to win his first 500!

Dale Earnhardt: I must try to take the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette and Crusty Rotor)

Pinkie: Earnhardt now takes the lead! He's kind of aggressive! Isn't he?

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette are right behind him, and Dale Earnhardt will lead lap number 104!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan tries to pass him, but Chick Hicks blocks him and wins the 1994 Florida 500!

Ned, Pinkie, and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(after the race)

Chick Hicks: I WON AND MADE AN ACCIDENT CAUSING THE MOST POPULAR TO HOPEFULLY FREAKIN DIE!! (Laughs)

Jeff Gorvette: HOW DARE YOU CHICKEN! TAKE THIS! (hits Chick Hicks on the face with a pan)

Chick Hicks: ARGH! (Dolphin Censored) THIS! (Seal Bark) THIS! (Charlie Brown Horn) THIS! (Diesel Horn 2) THIS! I HATE MY (13x Popeye toot) LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I HATE MY LIFE, GUYS! I REALLY AM DEAD!

(Chick Hicks acts like dead)

Dale Earnhardt: Good job JEFF!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh Chicken, and take this! (blows an ultra LOUD air horn in front of Chick's ears)

Chick Hicks: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chick Hicks races far far away)

Ernie Swervan (cheering): WOO HOO! WAY TO GO JEFF!

Dale Carrett (laughing): This is actually hilarious!

Spike: OH MY GOD! JEFF GORVETTE USED A FRIGGIN' AIR HORN! WOW!

(15 minutes later)

David Ford: King can you sign my autograph.

The King: Oh hey I remember you. It's rare for fans to ask for my autograph more than once. I will sign it for you.

David: STRIP I AM SO HAPPY YOU REMEMBERED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I DID NOT THINK YOU WOULD REMEMBER ME!!!!!

(Strip signs David's autograph)

The King: There.

David: (Dolphin Cernsor) YEAH!!!!!!!! STRIP THE KING WEATHERS KNOWS ME!!!! HE (Seal Bark) REMEMBERED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!