The Human Diaspora

<Archiver's note, on top of archiver notes, which will be marked with <BRACKETS>, the memory seems to have additional notes inserted by an unknown redacter, distinct and clearly spliced with the original memory. Which we will mark with [BRACKETS].

The record is extracosmic in origin, and appears to be heavily edited, spliced from possible hundreds if not thousands of different records. We currently do not have said technology. The identity of the Amalekites mentioned extensively in the records is also unknown. But the possibility of a nearby advanced alien civilization is a worrying one.>

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The following are a list of fragments pieced together from the leading psychic historians, in according to the "Tracing the Sapiens" project, assisted by human cultural historians Anna Wu, and Muhammad Smith. All dates are calibrated to the "Common Era" dating system, as preserved in the Human Omnithecia.

[REDACTED] BCE: Amalekites narrowly avoid Immortality disaster. First Amaleki Empire remains intact. Continues expansion into the cosmos.

[POINT OF DIVERGENCE, AMALEKITES AVOID IMMORTALITY]

[POINT OF DIVERGENCE, GALACTIC SOCIETY AVOIDS THE SECOND FALL]

~8,000 BCE: Human civilization first emerges.

2171 CE: First Contact between First Amalekite Empire and Human Nation-Tribes. Beginning of First Amalek-Human War. Combatant Nation-Tribes include "United States of America", "Empire of Brazil", "Humanist State of Nigeria", "Federation of China" and "Indonesia". Humanity has rapidly advanced along Societal Infinity Spiral, as well as Technological Explosion.

2175 CE: Creation and launching of the Human Lifeseed Projects. Human migration begins across the nearby stars.

2212 CE: Conclusion of the Human-Amalek Wars, resulting in Amalek victory. Expulsion of Humans from Earth, beginning of the Great Exile.

2215 CE: Creation of the Apple of Knowledge, compiled from several earlier sources such as the Library of Congress, the Omnithecia, and various others earlier documents. The last human nation-tribe is destroyed. The Apple of Knowledge is copied and spread across the Human Diaspora.

~2300 CE: Divergent human diasporas carry around an Apple of Knowledge as record of human history. Pre-existing human religions and traditions begin being incorporated into the Apple of Knowledge to create a unified human history. Human scholars such as Arthurius of Mars, and Song Lee of Sirius begin attempts to codify the large amount of human texts into the Apple of Knowledge.

~2500 CE: Human-led revolt on Earth known as the Great Jihads, led by a self proclaimed caliph and charismatic leader, preaching from the holy books of the Apple. Resistance is able to drive Amalekites off of Earth for several years.

2512 CE: Supposed "Rapture" of Human mythology, and supposed 2nd Coming of the Human Christ-lord, modern scholars now believe this to be actually a mass detonation of superweapons around the Earth triggered by the humans themselves, which later became mythologized as the Rapture story of the Apple.

2600 CE: Mass human genocide across the galaxy in retaliation. Severe human genetic bottleneck. Scattering of humans into small tribal diaspora communities across the galaxy. Human universalistic ideas from the Apple begin spreading to other civilizations, upsetting the social order as humanity promoted literacy and education among the lower classes. Surviving families include the Merryweathers, the Rothschilds, and the Imperials. Many of these families would go on to found entire human tribe-nations.

2700 CE: The Quinnarian religion emerges inspired by human liberal-universalist ideas of the Apple. Begins spreading like wildfire, destroying and disrupting the social order of several empires, including causing the downfall of the First Amalekite Empire. Quinnarius had several disputes with human religious leaders, eventually leading to the assassination of Quinnarius by humans. Quinnarian-Appleian religious tensions would continue, though the Quinnarian religion quickly spreads, eventually becoming the dominant religion of the galaxy. The Amalekite Empire would collapse from the social forces unleashed by Quinnarianism.

2700-2900 CE: Humans, now living in a galaxy in the midst of a dark age, find jobs as mercenaries. Humans, being some of the most militaristic and aggressive species in the galaxy, fight wars on behalf of several galactic empires. Living in small, isolated communities, they still had the documents of the Apple, but no longer believed it as history, instead mostly seeing it as cultural heritage. They heard stories of a great scattered human diaspora, but did not really believe it.

2900 CE: Two human tribes meet from opposite ends of the galaxy as opposing mercenaries. Realizing the stories of a great human diaspora are real, and that this was a reunification of a long lost family tree, the Christmas Truce of 2954 CE becomes an important peace of human folklore. When ordered to attack, human mercenaries began the Christmas Revolution, toppling the Nephilimian Empire.

3000 CE: Due to rising anti-human sentiments, the Great Human Genocide begins. Feeling mass resentment for the loss of the Nephilimian Empire in the Christmas Revolution, humans in the Nephilimian Empire are sent off for mass extermination. The Nephilim go on a mass spree of conquest, triggering an enormous galactic-scale war between them and the Yehwans, Maretians, and Amalekite remnants. Roughly 3/4ths of all humans are wiped out during the Great Human Genocide, though they continued to prove effective as mercenaries. Human scientists are also essential for Yehwan advancements in interdimensional warfare technology, as well as planet-crackers.

3040 CE: Terranism, the movement to recolonize Earth following the Great Human Genocide gains wide popularity. After the Great Human Genocide, humans no longer felt safe anywhere under the thumb of another species. However, Earth was mostly occupied by Amalekites. The Galactic Community proposes a partition plan where Humans will be able to settle Africa, leaving the rest to the Amalek. The Amalek refuse, starting the 3rd Amalek-Human War.

[The Amalek by this time had been reduced to a bunch of rump states in the ruins of a once proud empire. They also worshipped a corruption of Quinnarianism, which was in of itself a corruption of the Apple of Knowledge. Absolute L.]

3041 CE: The 3rd Amalek-Human War ends in human victory, with humanity occupying the continents of the Americas, Eurasia, Australia, and Antarctica. Mass terraforming of Earth begins to revert it to its natural state, after many years of wartime destruction. This immediately leads to the 4th Amalek-Human War, because the Humans finally returning to Earth was finally enough to piss off the neighboring Amalek Tribes to unite in their desire to retake Earth.

3045 CE: 4th Amalek-Human War ends with Amalek taking 10:1 casualty ratios. Humans begin becoming an important part of galactic media, finance, military, and governance. They crack interdimensional communication technology, broadcasting a message containing their history out to the extracosmos.

[YOU ARE HERE, HERE IS THE FUTURE.]

4000 CE: HUMANS CONSOLIDATE POWER ALL OVER THE GALAXY USING FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS. ANNOUNCE THE CREATION OF THE HUMAN OCCUPIED GOVERNMENT (HOG).

5000 CE: TOTAL TROLLING OF THE AMALEKITE. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST LET US HAVE AFRICA.

5500 CE: HUMANS PURGE THE GROWING AMISH POPULATION. YOU WILL ADOPT INDUSTRIALISM DAMMIT.

6000 CE: TOTAL HUMAN CONTROL OF THE GALAXY.

[HAIL MANKIND]

[TERRA INVICTA]

[TOTAL AMALEK DEATH]

[GLORY BE TO TERRANISM.]