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Yeast Kidney Stone

The Yeast Kidney Stone.

### Effects

Unrivaled boost in strength, constitution and intelligence (only in the long term, as seen in the case of the Globglogabgalab)Animalistic behavior while actively in use

Infliction of yeast infections and kidney stones upon any target at will

Ability to create oranges

### Source

The Yeast Bunnies

The Yeast Kidney Stone is the most powerful Phlegmstone on the Infinity Jauntlet. Its power and durability derive from the Yeast Bunnies, its source. It can inflict a yeast infection on any poor soul. The Yeast Kidney Stone has been around for millions of years, but has been rediscovered recently by Pasquel & his kids.

## Origin

The Yeast Kidney Stone originates from the Yeast Bunnies, circa 2,000 years ago. Legend says when it was passed, it was the greatest pain any living creature has ever experienced. The sheer pain that the Yeast Bunnies had was transferred directly into the power of the Yeast Kidney Stone.

Sometime many years ago, the Globglogabgalab, at the time a young boy, came across the Yeast Kidney Stone. Believing it to be an orange due to its strong citrus scent, he picked it up and swallowed it whole. This caused the Globglogabgalab to mutate into the appearance he is remembered as. This also gave him the power to create yeast molecules wherever he so chose. Years of exposure to the Yeast Kidney Stone allowed him to build up a tolerance to the animalistic effects of the stone. The Yeast Kidney Stone remained in his body until he violently shitted it out, and promptly died.

## Powers

Like all Phlegmstones, the wearer of the Yeast Kidney Stone can inflict a disease, namely yeast infections, on anyone they so choose. However, the Yeast Kidney Stone is unique, because it also allows the user to give anyone they want kidney stones, causing an incredibly intense pain called renal colic, hearkening back to the pain experienced by the Yeast Bunnies. Like other Phlegmstones, the wearer of the Yeast Kidney Stone experiences an incredible boost in strength and general constitution, which also causes the wearer to lose fine motor skills and become animalistic in nature. However, this trait is much, much stronger in the Yeast Kidney Stone than in other Phlegmstones. The sheer strength that a user experiences is unlike almost anything ever seen in the history of the universe, as are the mentally inhibiting properties. The Yeast Kidney Stone also allows the wearer to synthesize an unlimited amount of a citrus fruit creatively named an orange. Oranges are practically extinct now, but apparently they could be easily bought at any old supermarket. The ungodly sweet taste of oranges is overpowering, and is so sweet that anyone who consumes one will experience an intense orgasm.
Lynk Collin

**Lynk Collin** a 16 year warlock who dabbles in alchemy. Lynk is youngest member of the Rottura Coven and one the most valuable member of the coven. Lynk is home schooled by his parents by his parents and this may cause Lynk to be absent from the coven problems from time to time. Neither the less his abilities in alechemy has help the coven out problems. He are portrayed by Gavin Casalegno.
Yeast

Yeast cells under a microscope.

Yeast (most commonly of the *Saccharomyces cerevisiae* variety) are single-celled fungal organisms that are renowned for their many uses in baking. Within the Epicness universe, they are the species in which Pasquel, Edmund, & Gerald originate from, and are feared for their ability to cause dreaded yeast infections. These microorganisms can age much faster than Homo Sapien's, which is why Pasquel looks like he's in his 20s, despite being 11 years old.

## Within the Epicness Universe

Yeast initially survived the breach into the Epicness Universe by entering the basement of the Mysterious House, where it grew large and fat, and developed a penchant for reading. When discovered by Pasquel FeelinSour and his two children, the resulting Yeast organism that had taken residence in the basement had began to refer to himself as the Globglogabgalab (the yeast of thoughts and mind), a being of immense power that was immediately compared to Pasquel by his children due to his weight and facial shape. Detaching some spores from his flabby body, the Globglogabgalab infected Pasquel and his two children with the Epicness Universe's first case of yeast infections. After they were all healed, the remaining yeast condensed itself into the Yeast Kidney Stone, one of the stones on the Infinity Jauntlet. This stone has the power to inflict yeast infections upon anybody it is used on, but it is currently lost to the world. It is brown, fairly small, and smells strongly of yeast. It also has the ability to make the holder twice as intelligent, as the Globglogabgalab's knowledge of books is locked within the yeast.
Da Vents

An image from inside one of the many passageways in Da Vents.

A map showing the approximate size of the region in Colombia containing Da Vents.

### Inhabitants

Edmund Dobbie

Da Vents are a vast network of interconnecting ventilation systems that frequently serve as a lair for Edmund Dobbie.

## Properties

Similarly to the Backrooms, Da Vents are an enormous labyrinthine network of connected passageways that are nearly impossible to navigate without Edmund Dobbie's expertise.

The width and height of each passageway are uniform throughout, measuring by 3½ by 3½ feet. These dimensions mean that any entity who wishes to traverse Da Vents must crawl on their hands and knees and cannot be more than 3½ feet wide in order to fit. As Edmund Dobbie is tall and limber, he is able to traverse Da Vents with ease.

Occasionally, a passageway will connect to a chamber. These chambers vary in size but are always large enough for a human adult to fit inside with room to spare. These chambers are completely featureless except for 1 or 2 metal benches on very rare occasions and, like the rest of Da Vents, are uniformly plated with stainless steel.

## Location

The entry point for Da Vents is located in Doshington, Colombia (which has also been observed to contain the expansive sewer system JuanMarioGamer spent his formative years in) as part of a model ventilation display for its International Spy Museum. They have not been confirmed to connect to any other building, although various business owners around Colombia have reported a ventilation system being closely adjacent to their own. It is theorized that Da Vents lead to a currently undiscovered high rise building known as the Dobbie Headquarters, which Edmund Dobbie occupies as a base of operations when he isn't on his escapades with Cryptids or the rest of the crew.
Dinos for Dobbie

A graphic seen commonly at the event.

### Performers

Edmund Dobbie, Gerald Magoonez, Pasquel FeelinSour, Freddy Gosmier, Le Cluk, Dimitri Notcluk, UgandanKnucklesGamer420, among others

### Location

Cryngal Castles Bowling Alley

Dinos for Dobbie was an event held to celebrate the ninth anniversary of Edmund Dobbie's materialization. It took place at Cryngal Castles Bowling Alley and held Edmund Dobbie along with many of the other denizens of the Epicness universe.

## Transcript of Events

Many friends and family members of Edmund showed up at the event before Edmund himself, waiting outside for his grand arrival in a limousine. When he arrived, him and his friends immediately began the activities. He was gifted many meaningful items, including the new records Death Shits and Plastic Shit by artist Bench Tails from his brother Gerald Magoonez, and a "Wucas Dewp Face" t-shirt by his father Pasquel FeelinSour. They immediately began bowling, trying to see who could score the best and "cringiest" plays, performing dances from the popular story-based RPG *Fortnite*. This was the birthplace of Pasquel's famous "cringe strike," in which he bowled and immediately got a gutter ball, but not before he turned around and began doing the Orange Justice (not to be confused with the technique of the same name) dance from *Fortnite*, which obviously won him the game. Afterwards, the group began to play in the Vapor Wave Arcade, an arcade which contained artifacts depicting B'hono'ii, one of the Four Elder Gods from the F'naafist religion. After not winning anything and threatening each other with high-powered weapons known as *Pubgi*, they returned to enjoy curly fries at the enthusiastic suggestion of Freddy Gosmier. At this time, Le Cluk was threatened by Freddy when he performed a vigorous dance move that later came to be a key part of the Bogpilling procedure. Afterwards, they returned to Edmund's abode in a crowded clown car, and later that night the IvanSonicGamer Spicy Oreo Gumbo Review and Dimitri Notcluk's Expired Mountain Dew Review were uploaded. The event concluded the next morning.
Wuk-Wuk

Dobbie's teal Wuk-Wuk, modified with a fourth wheel.

The Wuk-Wuk is Edmund Dobbie's main source of transportation around his hometown. The age requirements for a driver's license are much smaller in the Epicness universe, permitting people as young as six to drive vehicles.

Edmund had originally received this as a gift from Pasquel FeelinSour at the Dinos for Dobbie party, much to his excitement. It is an import from Naples, Italy, and is one of few models to come out in one piece after exporting.
Tarrytown

One of Tarrytown's nicer neighborhoods

**Tarrytown, WV** is one of the poorest cities in the world. It has an extremely high population density, and a population of 20,000,000.

Many poor immigrants moved here in the early 1800's in search of a better life in America. Originally, Tarrytown was a prosperous city with a diverse culture, but as more and more people moved there, there was less and less room to live. Eventually, the average Tarrytowner only lived in a room the size of a large bathroom. The city of Tarrytown refused to build new homes for the booming population, and did not spend any money on infrastructure, leading Tarrytown to be one of the worst places to live.

The poor conditions were made worse in 1994, when the Jay Jay the Jet Plane prototype ravaged the city, killing thousands of innocent citizens and completely destroying most of the buildings. Currently, 10,000,000 of Tarrytowners are homeless due to this event.

Despite this, Tarrytown maintains a distinct culture, a confluence of many immigrants' native cultures. In particular, the Polishpolis neighborhood offers many of the best Polish delicacies available in the Americas.
DEWP

DEWP is a music project developed by Edmund Dobbie, under the pseudonym BigDobbie. The project consists of 10 songs, including 2 interludes, and released on October 11, 2019 (an event highly anticipated by Epicness universe denizens.)

## Tracklist

1. bofa (intro)
2. number irony (feat. Lil Pasquel) [prod. BBasedTJ]
3. two (up mix)
4. two (down mix)
5. Trollface Baby
6. motivation (interlude)
7. clanky things
8. Yeah Ho!
9. IVANSONICGAMER DISS TRACK
10. da bus stop (a.k.a. SKRILLEX X 100 GECS TYPE BEAT 2019)
Gerald Magoonez

Gerald in his favorite Overwatch shirt.

Gerald Magoonez is the older sibling of Edmund Dobbie and one of Pasquel FeelinSour's two children. He is the rowdier of the two siblings, but seems to be more intellectually composed than Edmund due to his clearer speaking voice and generally more coherent train of thought. He has a notably mischievous nature and will often perform pranks on friends or acquaintances, including those involving physical harm.

## Personality

While typically composed and absorbed in a game on his phone or 2DS, Gerald has a tendency towards mischief and pranks on his friends and family members. He is especially fond of Smacking Techniques, including the Magoon Theater, a technique of his own invention.

He has a known fondness for the bands MGMT and Tame Impala, and will often ask any adults he encounters whether they have any knowledge on either of the bands or not. Aside from these musical artists, he primarily listens to extremely low-caliber music that is often compared to banging pots and pans by the Epicness universe's top music critics.

He has also been nearly detained at airports for referencing *Final Destination*, *La Bomba*, and general acts of hijacking or compromising the safety of plane passengers, although these were mainly in an attempt to rile up his younger brother Edmund. He is also a vocal critic of Pasquel, often referring to him by his first name or referring to him as the Globglogabgalab, much to his dismay.

## Occupation

When Gerald isn't pranking his friends and family members, he resides Pasquel's basement, using 4chan, Tumblr & Reddit and proclaiming his love for Homestuck. He is quite popular on Amino as well, known for creating grotesque Globglogabgalab drawings using his notepad. He has also started a freelance career drawing political caricatures, most notably a depiction of 45th US President Donald Trump with a severe yeast infection. During these drawing or internet browsing sessions, he listens intensely to neo-electrogrunge ska-psychpop jazzhop fusion music.
The Irregulars (company)

### Active Members

Nicola Tahvo, Aiden Liadon, Esella Dupre, Ferian, Francisco Aldamovoar, Bahatti, Bun-Ney, Jenny Driver, Marcus, Trandafir Trueshot

## Metagame

### Story Arc

KM Epic 1.3

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The Irregulars were a "lowbie group" spin-off of The King's Mission KM Epic 1 story arc. While the group did not remain

## Company Members

* Starting Lineup
	+ Nicola Tahvo
	+ Aiden Liadon
	+ Esella Dupré
	+ Francisco Aldamovoar
	+ Ferian
* Later Members
	+ Bahatti
	+ Bun-Ney
	+ Jenny ‘Giggles” Driver
	+ Marcus
	+ Trandafir Trueshot

## Formation & Affiliation

The Irregulars formed on 26 Patchwall 594.

## Disbandment

The Irregulars disbanded on 27 Coldeven 595 after about only about six months in each other's company. Excepting their last adventure, at no point did all ten Irregulars gather together. Several members went on to form new companies, including The Skull Crackers, The Stormshields, and The Menagerie.
Two members of The Irregulars were later murdered by MacHeath:

* Francisco Aldamovoar
* Jenny ‘Giggles” Driver

MacHeath captured another Irregular, Trandafir Trueshot, but he was rescued by The Menagerie before he could be murdered.

## Legacy

Five members of The Irregulars went on to be a PC in a later story arc, and two of them remain prominent XPCs:

* Aiden Liadon, who had been a prominent NPC in KM Epic 1.1, went on to be a PC in RQ Epic 2 (whole arc) as a member of The Skull Crackers. He was later an XPC in RQ Epic 3.
* Nicola Tahvo went on to be a PC in RQ Epic 3 (whole arc) as a member of The Stormshields. He was also an XPC in KM Epic 2 and RQ Epic 4.
* Esella Dupré went on to be a PC in KM Epic 2 (whole arc) as a member of The Menagerie.
* Bun-Ney went on to be a PC in KM Epic 2 (whole arc) as a member of The Menagerie.
* Marcus made a brief stint as a PC in KM Epic 2 as a member of The Menagerie.
Baby Drago

A Baby Drago facing at a 3/4ths angle and smiling.

The Baby Drago is a younger version of a Drago, a creature originating from the Earthbound universe. They are considered the emblem of the Epicness Wiki and by extension the foundation that strives to document the happenings of the Epicness universe. This is due to Edmund Dobbie's adoration for the creatures.

## History

Baby Dragos have been known of since 2006, in which their species was documented in the game Mother 3, a tale about a young boy named Lucas setting out on an adventure to find his missing brother and seek justice for his departed mother. This game became critically acclaimed and earned a representation in the *Super Smash Brothers* series, which introduced a playable fighter of Lucas onwards from Brawl. In the iteration *Super Smash Bros for 3DS* (as well as a few other titles), Lucas was given an alternate costume featuring a Baby Drago on a purple shirt that Edmund Dobbie immediately grew to love. He dubbed the Drago on this skin the Lucas Dewp Face and grew a strong attachment to the purple and green color scheme of the skin that has been incorporated in everything from Edmund's artworks to this wiki's color design.

It is also rumored that Baby Dragos have been weaponized by A Fat Man in order to wreak havoc.
Game Dude

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Expired Mountain Dew

A typical container of modern Mountain Dew.

### Effects

Hallucinations, illusion of being full, increased heart rate, increased adrenaline and stamina, respiratory stress, desire to spit out the drink if too much is consumed, mild corrosivity

### Source

Siberian Gas Station

Истекшая горная роса (translated to Expired Mountain Dew) is a delicacy discovered by Dimitri  while he explored the abandoned village of Barnaul . It is consumed in Dimitri's only food review to date, and is known for being strongly unpleasant and potent.

## History

Before modern Mountain Dew soda was invented, primitive Siberians brewed lemon and lime juice with bone broth, rainwater (leading to the term Mountain Dew, as this water was often gathered from melted snow on mountains during the dry season) and calcium crystals, and let the resulting mixture ferment for absurdly long amounts of time (some brews from over 500 years ago remain fermenting to this day). The resulting drink would be incredibly potent and chalky, and would sate thirsty Siberian travelers for days due to the illusion created that a portion of the drink large enough to last days had been consumed when the consumer had only taken a small sip or even a whiff of the brew.

After the modernization of the beverage into what we now know as the popular soft drink Mountain Dew, the fermentation process shortened to a few months before the desired potency was achieved. The drink became outlawed in Siberia and most of the world after the fermentation process became widespread and the drink began causing problems for those who weren't genetically disposed to handle the beverage, unlike the Siberians.

## Effects

Although no videos exist of the drink's consumption prior to Dimitri's review, his potent reactions paint a strong picture of the drink's effects. The drink is historically known to satisfy hunger and thirst through its hallucinogenic properties, as well as to strongly energize the consumer for harsh travels. In Dimitri's case, as he is especially fragile, the drink overwhelms him and causes him to spray it all over the floor of the abandoned home he finds it in. (This may also be due to the fact that it is unknown how long the Expired Mountain Dew had been fermenting, meaning it could possibly be much stronger than usual.) It also causes him to gasp and cough, possibly due to his respiratory system being under stress from his increased heart rate, and have difficulty pronouncing words, including the word "sweet," which he pronounces as "suhwEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH." Afterwards, Dimitri comments that the Mountain Dew tasted chalky (most likely due to the calcium crystals), as well as fermented and incredibly sweet (the typical result of the fermentation process). The liquid may have also been highly corrosive (the fermentation process can vary in effects), so it was quickly cleaned off the floor of the home.
UgandanKnucklesGamer420

A rare image of Uganda in his scavenger form.

### Weight

Could vary anywhere from 10 to 700 pounds, based on weightmapping technology used on footage of them

### Eye color

Black

UgandanKnucklesGamer420 is the only other known (theoretically) human survivor of the Destruction of Barnaul besides IvanSonicGamer. They are often called upon by Ivan for protection and referred to as a "fan," but only make an appearance in Ivan's Spicy Oreo Gumbo review.

## About

UgandanKnucklesGamer420, despite referring to themselves by a YouTube channel name, does not actually own a channel and rarely appears in Ivan's food review videos. They are known for being strong and a capable protector, and appear in Ivan's video with a large pixelated weapon (the largest weapon the likes of which have been seen in Ivan's videos) standing behind him to protect him from cryptids, along with a mysterious bodyguard wearing sunglasses that bears a strong resemblance to a human Leprosy. They are known to be a long time friend of Ivan, being mentioned for the first time in Ivan's Taki Pickle video as the person who suggested the dish.

## Appearance

UgandanKnucklesGamer420 is similar in height to Ivan and wears their hair in dreadlocks with dyed tips (possibly to resemble Knuckles). They wear clothing such as hoodies and jeans, similar to most other characters that appear in Ivan's videos, as well as a pair of thick glasses.

## Personality

UgandanKnucklesGamer420 is a close friend of Ivan and offers to protect him in his Spicy Oreo Gumbo review, holding a large gun with a bayonet and standing behind him to protect him. They are also known for being helpful to Ivan and giving him suggestions/protection for videos. They speak in a manner similar to the Ugandan Knuckles meme, often quoting him and speaking in a light Ugandan accent.
Art Club 3:30

Art Club 3:30, or simply Art Club, is an event taking place on Tuesdays and Thursday in which various art-

## Art Club 3:30

A typical meme encouraging attendance of Art Club. The caption "Join Art Club 3:30" can be seen here, as well as an image of a baby commonly used in Art Club memes, and a line break in the middle of the word "art" to add comedic effect.

### Location

The Art Room

related activities and projects take place among a group. It's popular for having been visited by Freddy Gosmier, Pasquel FeelinSour and Edmund Dobbie.

## About

Art Club 3:30 is an after-school activity that begins after 3:00 (formerly beginning around 3:30, hence the name) and lasts until 4 or 5 o'clock on average. During this time, students spend time in the Visual Arts room and work collaboratively in various mediums, including sculpture and mural painting. Additionally, students sometimes work together on various art and team-building exercises. Due to the club's relatively low turnout, Freddy Gosmier, Pasquel FeelinSour and Edmund Dobbie have been recruited to make memes promoting Art Club, hence the term "Join Art Club 3:30" being used as a simplistic phrase to encourage attendance of Art Club sessions.

## IvanSonicGamer Involvement

IvanSonicGamer himself has made a promotion video for Art Club, in which he advertises the club's activities and paints a beautiful portrait of a very disturbed bear with a marker, a paint pallet and a canvas. This alone is the primary factor in why the majority of Art Club participants joined the club.
Banana Gerbers

A container of Banana Gerbers.

Банан Гербер (translated to English as Banana Gerbers) is a type of baby food that IvanSonicGamer consumes in one of his many videos. It is quite unpleasant to consume, and is traditionally consumed in Siberia after one loses a Smash Bros bet.

## History

Banana Gerbers was originally a type of baby food, although it is not to be confused with the popular baby food brand of the same name. It was first invented by a Persian king in approximately Year 200, when he grew bored with having to chew imported fruits and ordered his young servants to mash them up with their bare, dirty feet, who then ate the output. As the delicious output spread throughout Eurasia and into Siberia, the practice of mashing the bananas with one's bare feet was discontinued due to health and safety concerns for the infants (and peckish parents) weaned on the substance. This lead to the tangy flavor being lost, and most of the world stopped eating the food, excluding Ivan's region of Siberia. The food was adopted by local schoolchildren as an entertaining way to punish somebody for losing a bet, and is still eaten as a punishment to this day.

## Collection and Consumption

To harvest Banana Gerbers, one must make a voyage to Ivan's favorite Siberian gas station (which is also the source of the classic Taki Pickles) and prove that one is mature enough to handle the bland flavor. The Gerbers are now mashed by machine and are stored in an airtight metal box that is unlocked through a designated 4-digit code. At checkout, the salesperson is required to be under the influence of illegal narcotics, specifically marijuana, as to not inhale the scent of the food. The box must not be unlocked until one returns home, or they will be arrested on the spot for possession of gross food. Typically, they are consumed with a metal spoon, and paired with music by Skrillex to boost the experience. In his video, Ivan is forced to consume the Gerbers while facing towards the Smash Bros defeat screen as a reminder that he lost a bet.

## Effects

Oddly, Banana Gerbers appear to cause Ivan to speak in an American accent on occasion, although it does not seem to interfere with movement, as Ivan is very coordinated. While he is affected by the Gerbers, Ivan speaks clearly and fairly quietly. Once the effects wear off, he is back to being loud and boisterous. It also seems to inspire aggression, as Ivan becomes angered at his former cameraman, Dimitri Notcluk (although Edmund Dobbie films him eating the Gerbers instead of Dimitri) and tells him to go into time out (a feared punishment in Siberia).
James Charles

James Charles, posing front and center for a photoshoot in which he dons his latest stylish makeup look.

### Affiliation

Creator and licencor of the N-WordExecutive authority over creation and distribution of N-Word Passes

## Physical description

### Eye color

Various

James Charles is an American internet personality, makeup artist, and model. He is most notable for his invention of the colloquial adaptation of the "n-word" slur and its corresponding regulation following rampant misuse.

## Background

James Charles is currently in ownership of the trademark of the n-word as well as the executive authority over the production of "n-word passes." Approximately 12 passes are minted annually as to discourage excessive use of the word. Although he retains executive authority over pass production and distribution, he has appointed Edmund Dobbie to the role of determining who is eligible to apply for a pass in order to insure responsible usage.

## Controversy

As with most business involving such a racially charged word, James Charles has landed himself in hot water through the release of a video in which he appears to heavily use the n-word in a song themed around it. This would normally be deemed socially unacceptable due to his race. However, the controversy was absolved once it became common knowledge that James Charles was the actual creator of the word. However, James Charles decided to take steps towards regulation of the word following this controversy, leading to the creation of the pass system for all Caucasian or otherwise non-African American hopefuls. One such individual is none other than Man.
Giardia Stone

The Giardia Stone next to its protective casing.

### Effects

Giardia infection upon anything it contactsLarge boost in strength and constitution if in use

### Source

Manmade

The Giardia Stone, coloquially referred to by some as the Bullet, is a powerful artifact that is capable of infecting any surface it contacts with giardia. It is also one of the six crucial components of the Infinity Jauntlet.

## Origin

Little is known about the origin of the Giardia Stone, although it is theorized to be the only manmade Phlegmstone of the six. Legend has it that due to the increasing popularity of giardia as its recreational uses began to become known to the public, an unknown laboratory ran by an affiliation of poop dealers created an object that could inflict giardia at will. Although this invention was intended to be marketed as a consumable giardia-inflicting product, the first object created was far more powerful than expected and caused the destruction of the laboratory, as well as the Epicness universe's largest epidemic of giardia to date. The artifact, still very valuable to leaders in the giardia market, was quickly snatched up and is now thought to be under private ownership.

## Effects

Although the Giardia Stone will inflict giardia upon anything it comes in contact with, it can still be wielded like an ordinary Phlegmstone in order to grant increased power to the wielder. Those who wish to channel its power, however, must insert the stone into their rectum as one would a suppository. Before its powers become available, the user must endure a trial period of intense diarrhea that may last anywhere between a few minutes and a few hours. Once this trial is over, the user will receive a huge boost in strength and general constitution, as well as the ability to inflict giardia upon any living entity in sight. However, dehydration is a threat for any long-term usage, forcing the wielder to use it sparingly.
Irony House

The only known image of the Irony House.

The Irony House is a fabled hangout of the most popular propagators of ironic humor. Considering the degree to which ironic humor is important to the Epicness universe, this makes the term apply to both the group involved and their actual house of residence, and has even been considered a system of government or royalty by some.

## Origin

The Irony House was founded in late 2018 by a secret society of ironic humor top names, one of whom has been revealed to be Pasquel FeelinSour, and exists in an unidentified tropics region somewhere within the Epicness universe. Inclusion within the house is highly sought after and has only been attained by a few figures throughout its existence.

## Architecture

Although not much is known about the components of the Irony House due to the secretive nature of its inhabitants, it is known to be a fairly large hut surrounded by trees, ivy and general vegetation. (This has earned it the nickname "The Ivy League," both due to its exclusivity and the ivy growing on and near the house.) It has a thatched straw roof and a circular main structure composed of primarily mud and clay. A few general utilities such as a fireplace surround it, and it is in close proximity of a watering hole.

A picture has never been taken of the interior, although it is known to contain multiple iron lungs for both sleeping arrangements and recreational purposes. It is also known to have very nice scenery.
Poop Dealer

The Poop Dealer's most high-quality depiction.

### Affiliation

Businessman, primary figure in the poop market Thought to be a friend of A Fat Man

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

The Poop Dealer (real name unknown) is a mysterious figure that primarily dominates the giardia market through his sale of giardia-infected stool. He is thought to be in close collaboration with Doge.

## Appearance

The Poop Dealer's only known representation is a swirling blob of red gas with a hollow face that appears to be screaming in a mixture of anguish and ecstasy. (It is unknown if this representation is a mascot created to better market his product or if it is his actual appearance.) He often pairs his visage with the clever slogan "when yo poop dealer texts."

## History

The Poop Dealer has been active in the giardia market for almost all of its recent years, but was previously unknown prior to this capitalistic endeavor. Although it is unconfirmed, he is thought to be the primary agent in the invention of the Giardia Stone (and subsequent giardia epidemic). However, he is thought not to be in possession of the stone since the crisis caused by its creation, although the stone still lies in the private ownership of another multimillionaire businessman.

The Poop Dealer has established a degree of monopoly over the poop market and is generally middle-of-the-road in terms of pricing his wares. One gram of giardia-infected stool currently costs around $1400 under his pricing system, effectively setting the standard for the rest of the industry.
The Backrooms

The only existing image of the Backrooms outside of fabricated simulations.

### Inhabitants

No native inhabitants known (although they have been speculated to contain anomalous humanoid figures that show aggression in response to loud noises)

The Backrooms are a massive network of interconnected empty interiors existing in a limbo dimension, much like the Epicness universe's own Da Vents.

## Properties

Overall, the Backrooms consists of vast amounts of interconnected rooms that are almost completely identical in dimensions and interior features. The floor is always covered with a layer of light beige moist carpet that has yellowed from water damage and age. The walls are approximately 7 inches thick, made of a plaster material, and covered uniformly in yellow lightly patterned wallpaper. Thin strips of finished wood run horizontally a few feet outward from each corner. The ceiling consists of beige drop tile with a vertical strip of loudly buzzing (suggesting an outdated model) fluorescent lights. These lights being aligned in straight parallel lines is the only feature in the Backrooms that can provide a sense of orientation. Rooms are unfurnished except for occasional vent grates or nonfunctional electrical outlets and contain between 1 and 4 open doorways leading to other rooms.

The Backrooms have been noted to take a heavy psychological toll on those who spend prolonged periods of time confined within them. Starvation and dehydration do not seem to take effect, but many longtime inhabitants of the Backrooms seem to believe they are undergoing them anyway and as such resort to eating drywall and drinking moisture from the carpet. The monotony of the rooms also causes many to experience hallucinations, which commonly manifest as shadow entities. Many who have spent long amounts of time in the Backrooms report losing all sense of direction and feel as though they teleport back to an earlier position during moments of confusion.

Unlike Da Vents, the complete size of the Backrooms has never been determined, leading many believe that they are infinite and recursively generating. The nearly identical similarity of each room within the Backrooms is also a limiting factor in determining their true scale, as this makes them nearly impossible to differentiate and therefore navigate.

## Location

The Backrooms do not have a clear location due to their existence being confined to an isolated dimension with no other features. This dimension can only be accessed by accident through a phenomenon in which an entity may clip through areas of reality as if it were never there, passing through physical matter before entering the dimension of the Backrooms. Since the majority of people who access this dimension are disillusioned with reality and the material world and lack concrete faith in its existence, it has been regarded as a "limbo dimension" for people who are in between realities.
Blueface

Don't troll or bully him.

Jonathan Porter, known professionally as Blueface, is a California rapper and one of the most critically acclaimed musicians of the Epicness universe. He is notable for his potent aura he refers to in one of his songs as "crypn" (pronounced *crippin*).

## Background

Blueface was born on January 20th, 1997 to parents Lathan and Tatiana Porter. Through his childhood, he had a markedly difficult relationship with his mother and would often fight with her. He preferred to spend time with his father Lathan, who introduced him to hip-hop through his own amateur music career in which he made music under the alias Lil Mosey. The critical acclaim that Lathan's hits such as Kamikaze, Boof Pack and Noticed received was inspiring to Blueface. It was around 10 years old that he discovered his "crypn" ability while engaging in conflict with the school janitor. After the janitor reprimanded him for smearing feces on the cafeteria walls, Blueface decided to exact revenge by removing the wet floor sign from an area the janitor had recently mopped. This had the unintentional side effect of causing the janitor to slip and receive a traumatic injury to the spine that ultimately proved to be fatal. Blueface soon figured out that these "accidents" that seemed to follow him feeling intense anger at somebody were caused by his unsavory feelings. He named this power to inflict coincidental harm upon others "crypn," as the majority of his victims became severely crippled from their injuries rather than dying. This led to a sudden rise of popularity for Blueface throughout middle and high school, as those who disagreed with or disliked him would often face injuries or accidents a short time later. Proving to be his claim to fame, he became inspired to write a rap song on his superhuman ability and released *Respect My Crypn* in 2018 to great critical acclaim.

## Professional Career

After making a name for himself with the release of Respect My Crypn, Blueface then decided to tackle his unhappy relationship with his mother in the song *Thotiana*. Through his composition of the song, he came to terms with the upsetting fact that he had been repressing sexual feelings for his own mother throughout much of his childhood, and rather than acknowledging his previous mistakes and moving on for peace of mind, he decided to completely accept these desires. Throughout the song, he details his fantasies for a fictional woman whose name and image bear a great resemblance to his mother's young self (although she had since been obliterated by his crypn when Blueface was in his later years of high school and was not around to witness her image being used in this song). As one may expect, this song was received with disgust and rejection by many avid listeners due to its incestual undertones. Blueface swiftly dealt with this dissidence by using his crypn ability to severely injure each and every one of them. Every song released after that incident was met to great critical acclaim.
Oahtmeal

A bowl of Oahtmeal prepared by IvanSonicGamer.

### Effects

Varies based on type of Oahtmeal consumed, common effects include hallucinations, reliving childhood memories, violence, loss of bodily control and an adoration for potty humor.

### Source

Prepared by hand

Oahtmeal is a deadly drug and, supposedly, yummy treat that can't be beat. Not to be confused with Oatmeal, the common breakfast dish, Oahtmeal is considered highly addictive, mind-warping and deadly.

## History

The history of Oahtmeal is shrouded in mystery. Some believe it has existed as long as mankind, but recent research suggests that it originated from Asia in the mid 1980's. Not much else is known about its past other than it finding its way to the U.S. and causing a estimated 10,000,000 deaths usually related to brain hemorrhages and other similar ailments. After this, it was filed as a schedule I narcotic, as it had 0 medicinal use beyond a violent and painful method of putting someone down. In recent times the drug has developed far less dangerous variants and many consider it a safe high these days.

## Effects

There are 3 well known variations of Oahtmeal, all with widely varying effects.

***Oahtmeal Variation #1 "Pink Guy 12":*** Pink Guy 12 (sometimes referred to as "1, 2, Oatmeal" or simply "Pink Guy") is a highly addictive drug that often leads to the user developing a heavy Germanic accent and coming to the understanding that Kirby, a popular Nintendo character and series, is, in fact, a pink guy and very cute. At the height of their high, users have consistent hallucinations that they "Swung the sword of King Dedede defeat..." and will often boldly claim it was a "triumph."

***Oahtmeal Variation #2 "Siberian Swisher":*** Siberian Swisher is a popular variation of Oahtmeal as it is a mellow high and its effects are far more mild and well-researched. Its effects are often an increased gag reflex, causing some new users to spit the drug out, and a increase in emotional potency. Many users report remembering fond memories from their childhood.

***Oahtmeal Variation #3 "Smelly Poo Poo Garbage, YUCK!":*** Smelly Poo Poo Garbage, YUCK! (often shortened to Smelly Poo Poo) is the most intense variation of Oahtmeal. Its side effects are numerous, but the most well documented are intense muscle spasms, primal rage, a feeling of absolute sexual ecstasy, a infatuation with potty humor, and violent outbursts at those who disapprove of said potty humor.
A Fat Man

A Fat Man in his adipose mech.

A Fat Man is the powerful emperor of a dystopian city located in Fat World. He is the originator of the Porkpill theory.

## Description

He is an extremely fat individual. He appears to be an overweight young boy with medium-length blond hair parted in the middle piloting a six-legged mech suit. However, his apparent mech is actually several layers of hardened fat, and just an extension of his body. He is notable as he is one of the two individuals to have ever bought the game for the price, leading him to success great enough to found his own city and even enter Smash Bros.

## Porkpill Theory

It is heavily theorized by Pasquel FeelinSour that Fat Man will be included as one of the DLC fighters in the 2018 fighting game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. This is unlikely, as the size of his enormous penis is far too massive to ever be rendered into the game. His testicles rival those of Jahseh's beloved pet, a pig with massive shit-covered balls. This theory is known as the Porkpill theory.
Freddy Gosmier

An image of Freddy Gosmier smiling. Whenever this happens, his face seems to "bulge" and take on posterized, high-contrast colors.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

Freddy Stringgeez Gosmier is a friend of the other Epicness universe inhabitants, including Pasquel FeelinSour, Edmund  Dobbie, Gerald Magoonez and Le Cluk. Although not biologically related to Pasquel or his two children, he still accompanies them, as well as Le Cluk on occasion, on escapades. He is also the founder of the well-known coffee chain Dothers Brothers.

## Personality

Freddy Gosmier is more mild-mannered than Pasquel FeelinSour's two children, who often resort to light physical violence when excited or agitated. However, he and Pasquel are both prone to making loud expressions of excitement, particularly monkey noises. He is also incredibly eloquent with his speech, and often uses large words such as "dank" and "trolling." He is talented with artwork, and is a frequent attender of Art Club 3:30. However, his style has been compared to artwork of a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog in a sweater due to the expressiveness and cute/cartoony facial features. He is also known for having a profound stench emanating from his snatch, which Pasquel states frequently.

## Employment

On April 20th, 2012, Freddy founded the popular coffee chain Dothers Brothers. However, the Dothers Brothers are not actual people and are rather mascots invented by Freddy because he found them to be charming figures to associate with the establishment. At the time it began to gain popularity, there were 79 restaurants, but now there are over 300. He is very fond of his job as a CEO and even works as an on-site manager at the premier location. However, his chain is still recovering after a long dispute with a rival coffee and bakery establishment known as Duffin Dagels that sold his invention, the round, sweet baked good known as a Dagel, and claimed that they had created it. Ultimately, the dispute was settled when Freddy introduced a new beverage known as Scalding Hot Coffee that became so enormously popular that Duffin Dagels went out of business in both America and Siberia and were forced to relocate to Spain where his copyright laws did not apply.
Stan the Fortnite Man

## We Stan

Stan is one of the default skins in Fortnite Battle

### Aliases

"N\*skin" (racial slur that should not be used under any circumstances)Tea Spiller

Niche Teen

Spitfire

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

Royale. He faces constant oppression not only because he is a no-sk\*n, but also because he is a black man.

## Personality

Stan cares heavily about his family and also Fortnite. He is very focused on providing a loving environment for his daughter, supporting his elderly mother and father, and getting the dub. He also drives a Fortnite Car.

## Fortnite Burger Controversy

Stan has faced a light jail sentence for "armed robbery," although this was actually a front for a larger money embezzlement scheme. Stan co-founded a chain of restaurants offering the Fortnite Burger, which claimed to be made from 100% organic Fortnite Beef but was actually outsourced from deceased Cambodian children who died working in Stan's REAL field of business, sprawling underground factories that illegally produced Chug Jugs. Stan received his first cash payment for facilitating the operation and happened to store it in his Kanken. While ordering a Fortnite Burger from one of his restaurants, the worker happened to notice the intense stank emanating from Stan's Kanken, which was of course from the cash. Stan decided to "spill the tea, sis" by pouring hot tea from the coffee machine and spilling it all over the worker's face, causing scalding burns and an "SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS" sound. He then produced a golden SCAR and pretended to hold the workers up while the cops arrived, explaining the cash in his Kanken through the "robbery."
Plab

## SCP-7125 (Plab)

Plab photographed inside its containment unit. Any feelings of arousal upon viewing this image are to be reported to the Foundation immediately.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

**Item #:** SCP-7215 (Plab)

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-7125 is to be kept in a room measuring approximately 12 feet in each dimension. The exterior of this room is to be lined with windowless titanium and the door is to be solid with no viewing ports. The interior is to be covered in an approximately half-foot deep coating of decontaminated sand gathered from environmental sites, as SCP-7125 will become likely to resist containment if the provided sand is synthetic. The room is to be connected to an irrigation system that will disperse mist at semiregular interval and must remain heated at a constant 73 degrees Farenheit. *SCP-7125 is not to be observed with the naked eye.*

**Description:** SCP-7125 is a fish of indeterminate species, resembling a pufferfish. It bears two fins on its sides as well as smaller tailfins, eyes with a translucent double layer protecting them, and a mouth with two visible teeth resembling the front teeth of a mammalian herbivore. Its skin is constantly moist and patterned with olive green or grey spots. It has not been observed making any movements (besides incidents of teleportation) and is typically completely static.

Observation of SCP-7125 with the naked eye will lead to a severe sexual arousal in the exposed individual. This period lasts for about a minute and is typically disorienting. About 40% of exposed individuals begin to masturbate during this period, which decreases the likelihood of harm caused by SCP-7125. Individuals who do not masturbate or otherwise satisfy their arousal will begin to copulate with SCP-7125 after approximately one minute. SCP-7125 has no discernible sexual organs, but both male and female subjects have been observed copulating with SCP-7125. The individual will then disappear and reappear in the nearest secluded area, completely asleep with no memory of the incident. Individuals who have copulated with SCP-7125 will begin to suffer severe abdominal pain 3 to 5 days later. This eventually intensifies into a severe state of gangrenous decomposition, which has lead to the death of the subject in all recorded cases. 1 to 2 hours post-mortem, SCP-7125 will disappear from its previous area of residence and reappear in the internal organs of the deceased subject.