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Elias Kaiser

***SPOILERS INCOMING*: KAPD Plot is spoiled in this article.**

Adam Kaiser (Brother)

> "Adam, things aren't as they may seem. All of this goes deeper than you could possibly imagine. Back to the 1930s, even. It's monumental, and beyond even my comprehension."
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**Elias Ezra Kaiser**, is the older sibling of the main protagonist, Adam Kaiser, and the oldest son of Lukas and Alyssa Kaiser. Elias is cool, calm and generally collected, opting to stay back and think logically about a given situation, unlike his more hotheaded brother. He's an intelligent young man regarded by his course teachers as one of the most consistent workers, being called a prodigy and even had scholarships to multiple Ivy league universities such as Yale and Harvard, but he disregarded those and went to Columbia University in New York so he could stay with his younger brother.

## Appearance

Eliashas a naturally blond, layered fringe styled hair that he's chosen to dye an inky blank in recent years to distance himself from resemblance to his father. He has bright sapphire-blue eyes and fair skin. Elias has pride in dressing himself up and carrying himself nicely, and commonly wears what could be described as business-casual clothing.

## Biography

### Arc 1: **Indoctrination**

Elias is first seen talking to Leon Blackwood about his college courses and about recent events regarding connections to his father, Lukas Kaiser. He's interrupted by the arrival of Adam Kaiser and Charlie Scout, and soon has to leave to return back to work in the city. He's later made reference to when Adam takes a note left by Elias explaining that they will meet on the day of his birthday, 11/5 to celebrate together in the city.

## Trivia

* Elias works on the Red Tuesday reconstruction project, which is a large, government sanctioned project to rebuild the damages done on the Red Tuesday terrorist attacks on February 12th, 2022.
* Elias is a Gemini.
* He's demisexual.
* His favorite food is sirloin steak, served medium rare.
* He majors in Astronomy, and aspires to one day work with NASA.
Silver Heart

**Silver Heart** (Formerly known as Agent Silver Heart) is tone of he main three Phantom Thieves teachers and the adoptive "Grandfather"/ caretaker of Queen.

## History

### Before Series

Like Joker, Spade and Queen, he lost his parents at a young age. He was then enrolled in a Spy academy and become a spy, in service of a queen of a kingdom.

### Saving a Kingdom

   50 years before the series, Agent Clover  to destroy the country by using the forbidden weapon hidden in the mountains, known as the Pandora that contained one of the 3 crystals. Sliver succeeded in stopping him, but injured his left eye in the process, with Clover losing his hand.

### Becoming a Phantom Thief and the 3 Apprentices

He quit becoming a spy and became a legendary Phantom Thief. He saved Diamond Queen when she was a baby under a request of her parents in the burning castle in his heist for a treasure.

   At one point in time, he tries to steal the Time Telling Goddesses from the Jones mansion, but young Joker  was still present in the mansion. Later when Clover and Doubt attempted to kill Joker and get the treasure for their plans, Sliver saved him by deciphering Joker's parents hidden message of the key and fighting Clover and Doubt. Joker then joined him after he witnessed the miracles of a Phantom Thief. King was later taken in after King joined Joker and Queen during a heist on the ship he was in. Roko, a talking super dog was then trained under him.

## Trivia

* His three apprentices have one thing in common; they lost their parents at a young age under the hands of Professor Clover as they have the things needed for his plan.
* He prefers Queen over all apprentices
Neville

"Little shit"

"Bunny"

Buddy(Step-Brother)

**Neville "Bun" Bunnyficus** Is a Rabbit that lives with the personification of a cuckold; Napster, along with his step-Brothers and sisters; Millie, Toby and Buddy. He is the youngest of the rabbits in Napster's household and it shows due to his non-stop running around and NEVER SITTING STILL GOD DAMMIT.

Neville was adopted back in august 3rd by Napster when he was found in a pets shop. The story goes that Neville had a brother that sadly passed away due to "A freak accident". The carer of Neville was too worried about his well being so they gave him away.

## Appearance

Neville is a Lion-head Dwarf rabbit, which means he is very fluffy and small. He has a coat of white fur, broken up by strokes of brown fur which makes it look like someone wiped their bum on him. His head is basically just fluff, due to his mane.

Neville is much smaller than the rest of the Rabbits due to his age and his dwarf gene.As a result the rest of the rabbits don't like him as much (This also may be due to him being un-neutered...rabbits are weird.). He has very dark chestnut eyes and his claws are very long. Too long. Napster should cut them.

## Personality

Neville is a very charismatic character. Rare is a time where Neville isn't running around in Napster's garden. Going absolutely nuts and pissing off the other bunnies to no end. He usually will run around in circles until he gets tired, in which he will roll into the dirt under the bench...WHICH MEANS NAPSTER HAS TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER GOD DAMN BATH.
Andreus Mercer

***SPOILERS INCOMING*: KAPD Plot is spoiled in this article.**

Andre

> "Want a drink?"
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Dark Matter, born **Andreus Mercer**, is one of the handful of operatives picked by James Chambers to fight for the private-military corporation he lead. Andreus is a tad socially awkward, and is abrupt in how he carries himself in conversation. Andreus is outfitted with the same nano-biotic machines that the rest of his comrades were given.

## Appearance

Andre sports a dark brown undercut styled upward, and often wears heavy clothing, as most of his time is spent in cold climates, such as the winters of New York, common missions abroad in Siberia, and his hometown of Anchorage back in Alaska. Hoodies are common, and if it's too hot for jeans, he'll opt for shorts.

## Biography

### Early Life

Born in July 1996, Andreus was born in the cold Alaskan city of Anchorage to Lincoln "Link" Mercer, and Aurora Mercer. A year later, Zachary is born. One of the most formative experiences of his life, being the brutal murder of his parents during the Dead Snow killings of 2011. He's sent off to boot camp along with his younger brother by decision of the state, and he's put into the Navy, Zachary into the coast guard. He's noted for his bravery for his selfless sacrifice that could have easily killed him during the ambush attacks from North Korea during 2021, putting his life above dozens of others. This peaked the interest of Colonel-in-Command of Project Infinite, James Chambers.

### Arc 1: **Indoctrination**

For the entirety of Indoctrination, Andre was absent. This is because he was assigned over in Siberia, to settle border conflicts between Siberia and Russia.

### Trivia

* Andreus is Russian-Alaskan
* His favorite color is dark-blue.
* His favorite food is pancakes.
* He's Bisexual.
* He's an alcoholic.
* He's a Cancer.
* He fluently speaks Russian, English, German, and a trace bit of Spanish picked up from Leon Blackwood.
Elves

Elves (also called **Elvenkind**) as a collective term, encompasses beings of the elven race in Discarnian culture. Elves are drastically different from Men, both culturally and physically, and have many unique traits depending on the category of Elf. Elves are native to Discar.

## Physiology

Elves are far less fertile than men and beastfolk, with female Elves usually becoming fertile around 20-25 years of age. But, this is mitigated by their elongated lifespans, with the lifespan of an average Elf being between the 200 to 400 years. With 200 years being old and 400 years being very old by Elf standards. Elves have pointy ears, sharper canines, and eyes that have larger irises, slit pupils, and are reflective, often compared to cat eyes. Elves aren't as physically capable as their human-counterparts, but innately possess magic ability in their blood. Their skin tones are also quite varied, ranging from dusky to high yellow, to pale white, to hues of light orange and green. Of the Elvenkind, there are multiple sub-races.
KAPD

*This page is for the plot of the KAPD RP in Saiyan Planet. For the organization in-rp universe, see KAPD (Organization)*

## KAPD

**KAPD** is an RP that is set in a dystopian future focusing on Adam Kaiser. An adolescent who was brought into the fray via a web of interconnected associates. Set in the near future of 2027 and for it's first arc is situated in the state of New York, in the borough of Queens.

## Storyline

***SPOILERS INCOMING*: KAPD Plot is spoiled in this article.**
### Arc 1: **Indoctrination** - *October 8th, 2027 - November 5th, 2027*

To be written once the arc has reached it's finale.

## Characters

* Adam Kaiser
* Charlie Scout
* Leon Blackwood
* Seige Ashwood
* Koshima Ivanov
* Roy Johnson
* Hubert Paul
Seige Ashwood

***SPOILERS INCOMING*: KAPD Plot is spoiled in this article.**

> "Did you see that!? That explosion was HUGE!!! Find something else to shoot. I wanna see that again."
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Born **Seige Ashwood**, she earned her place in Project Infinite for her acts of heroism on Red Tuesday, a day that would go down in infamy for horrific terrorist attacks in the city of New York. Prone to explosive outbursts of anger, **Seige** earned her name and a healthy dose of fear from the soldiers she works with. Willing to lay her life down on the life on the line for her teammates makes her a well-tolerated wildcard on missions and everyday life.  Prone to becoming bored easily, **Seige** spends long hours training with teammates and the automated battle simulation programs when available.

**Seige** is prone to also being overly enthusiastic about fights, explosives and heavy weaponry.

## Appearance

A seemingly unkempt mess of curly dark hair, a splash of freckles, hazel eyes and a seemingly permanent smirk adorns this young woman’s face. Years of service for the Marines has made Seige's clothing style very simple. Cargo pants, tank tops, leather jackets or military battle armor. Hell would freeze over sooner than someone catching Seige dressed up for anything that required her to wear a dress. Standing at an intimidating 6 ft tall, Nova is stoutly built and weighs on at around 160 lbs of compact battle ready muscle.

## Biography

### Early Life

Born in October of 1995, Seige was born in Park County, home of the Yellowstone Caldera. This would prove fitting, due to her eventual explosive personality. Raised by two mothers, she ended up surprisingly butch. At the age of 18, she decided to enlist into the United States Military, joining the Marine Corps. After 9 years of dedicated service, she truly proved her mettle for her heroism in the Red Tuesday terrorist attacks in 2022. This would prove interesting for the Colonel-In-Command of Project Infinite, James Chambers.

## Trivia

* Seige is African-Korean.
* She can fluently speak English, Russian, and Korean, and can hold up conversation in Spanish.
* She's heterosexual.
* She's a Scorpio.
* Her favorite food are artichokes.
* Her favorite color is red.
Charlie Scout

***SPOILERS INCOMING*: KAPD Plot is spoiled in this article.**

Scout

*Unknown* (Sibling)

Seige Ashwood (Adoptive Mother)

Koshima Ivanov (Friend)

> "You got me. I'm a werewolf."
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A young woman with a fiery personality and sarcastic wit that often gets her in trouble, **Charlie Scout** is known for her MMA prowess and willingness to throw her life on the line for people she thinks deserves her protection.

## Apperance:

Long black hair to the middle of her back and expressive brown eyes made Charlie a typical Korean-American teenager. Her outfits were typical of jeans, shirts, skirts and cute blouses when not training in MMA outside of school hours.

The length of Charlie's hair changes from time to time, but for the most part it stays boyishly short and out of her face.

## Trivia

* Charlie is a Leo.
* Charlie is fluent in English and Korean. She also speaks decent Russian and a smattering of German.
* Before her parent's death Charlie was planning on going into a career as a MMA fighter.
* Charlie enjoys cooking homemade Korean food for Adam when she can.
Refining

All you need to refine an item is a refinement elixir, and the command */refine* (given to everyone by default)

## Info before you start

* ALL *weapons* can be refined. However shields, quivers, ninja stars, and wiz spells are the ONLY *abilities* that can be refined.
* Refinements do NOT stack. (i.e. if you refine an already refined item it will not add to it. Instead it will replace the refinement.)
* Each consecutive refinement elixir adds +10% more damage. (up to 60% with a +6 Refinement Elixir)
* Refinement elixirs can be purchased in the shop.
* CAUTION: elixirs can be used on any item no matter if it is compatible or not. So make sure you enter the correct slot.

## How to do it

* Have a refinement elixir and your desired refineable item in your inventory.
* Type /refine followed by the slot that your item is in. (I.E. /refine 1 will refine whatever item is in my first inventory slot.)
* DONE

## Extra

Refining does not seem to give any **fame bonuses**, or **base fame**.

Refining **does** work with strange items.
Zachary Mercer

> "I didn't go through years of hellish training just to be your glorified fucking chauffeur."
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**Zachary Tõnis Mercer**, is the biological brother of Andreus Mercer, and the youngest son of Lincoln and Aurora Mercer. He was one of the small task force members helmed by Seige Ashwood, during the aftermath of the Infinite Insurgency. He's tried to kill Andreus a number of times in the past, but they've worked out a truce.

## Appearance

Zachary's appearance consists of slicked back, black hair with cold, blue eyes. When not in his combat-gear, he can be seen sporting either a dress shirt with a tie, or a casual tank top with black slacks, depending on the situation he happens to be in. He's fit and always ready for a battle, shown by his chiseled and toned physique. He doesn't put near as much effort into his appearance as compared to his older sibling, and his look is definitely more natural.

## Biography

### Early Life

Born in mid 2000, Zachary was born in Anchorage, Alaska, living a relatively peaceful and normal life until 2014, where his parents were murdered in the Red Snow killings. Sent to Boot Camp at that early age with his older brother, it was a formative experience that led him to become as cold as he is now. He's sent into the coast guard, his older brother being sent into the Navy. He stays with the coast guard for 7 years, leaving at the age of 25 to become a gun for hire.

### Infinite Insurgency

Zachary, at first, was not an ally of either side of Infinite. Instead, it was actually his goal to kill his older brother for the pain of abandonment he gave him, believing it would tie up a loose end left unchecked for too long. Andreus overpowered him, however, and over time, their relationship rekindled, Zachary joining Andreus and Seige in their conflict against the other members of Infinite.

### Ithian War

Not much is known about what happened to Zachary Mercer during the Ithian War, and it was later revealed that he escaped Ro before the war came into full throttle, leaving back to Anchorage, Alaska, to relax. Though, knowing Zachary, it's just as likely that he became a Mercenary as previously done.

## Trivia

* Zachary is Russian-Alaskan, like his older brother.
* His favorite color is purple.
* His favorite food is Hawaiian Pizza.
* He's a Leo.
* His original aspiration was actually to become a Park Ranger.
Alyssa Ortiz

***SPOILERS INCOMING*: KAPD Plot is spoiled in this article.**

Adam Kaiser (Son)

> "It seems like just yesterday, you, Lukas, and Koshima would all come home late in the night for dinner, and I'd have to wake up to cook something because god forbid I let Lukas near the oven."
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**Alyssa Ortiz-Kaiser**,was the mother of Elias and Adam Kaiser.

## Appearance

Alyssa had a head of flowing, wavy dark brown hair that she didn't often keep well-kempt as a result of her hectic, work-driven lifestyle. She had olive-toned skin, with dark-brown eyes, and commonly wore work and lab apparel, even in her own home, as she was often on-call.

## Biography

### Early Life

Born in January 1985 in Bridgeport, Connecticut, Alyssa Ortiz was born into a prestigious family of doctors, which she would follow suit in. In 2005, she met who would become her future husband, Lukas Kaiser. A young prodigy in the biological field, she would work for Project Infinite in the infancy of it's reemergence.
Wisdom Thorn

Wis

Thorn

Rosethorn

Adam Kaiser (Friend)

Leroi Devon (Friend)

Hope Meiying (Friend)

Wisdom was born into a standard middle class family of two Métis parents in Vancouver and went to a standard public school. Wisdom was known to pick a lot of fights as a kid, being very rough. As she grew up, she grew a bit more reserved, but still had that inner desire to fight. She decided to join the military and her skill there got her enlisted into the Project Infinite super soldier program. There, they experimented on her vision, and she was the sole successful subject of the vision tests, gaining amazing vision abilities and surviving in the process. As well, she gained friends there and romantically fell for Leon Blackwood.
Cyborg

## Cyborg is a variable class. That can be used differently for different situations.

Cyborg uses his core (ability) to get interchangeable weapons as the SMG, the Shotgun and the Sniper.

Stat Cap:

ATK:55 DEF:35 SPD:35 DEX:50 VIT:60 WIS:60

SMG - It is a fast firing weapon doing a lot of damage similar to the shotguns in the same tier group. All SMG's have 4.5 range which is comparable to dagger classes and as much range as a Crystal Sword. SMG is good for when you want to be a decent distant away from the enemy but still want to output high damage.

Shotgun - Shot guns are a 3 shot weapon that has 4 range. They have similar damage to SMG's in their tier. These weapons are good for sitting on an enemy similar style to the Blade to get all shots on and do maximum damage.

Sniper - Sniper is a slow shooting high damage projectile shot. It has 9 range and very good at picking of enemies at a fat distance. However you must pre-aim where they are going to be as the projectile is very slow.

The Cyborg Class is a very strong glass it has almost as much defence as a knight and has more attack but its speed is the slowest class in the game and makes it very hard to survive when going deep as you cant retreat fast. Good choice for Cyborg Class is to use a sniper and switch your core to a t0 one so you don't lose your higher tier core. It also makes use of heavy armour which makes it have around same defence as a warrior.

-SirTeddy
Dark Eye

**Dark Eye**, also known as **Ai** a member of the Shuffle Sisters, is Spade's Assistant.

## Appearance

Dark eye has a bandaged up face, leaving his identity a mysterious, he wears a dark green-ish suit with yellow buttons, a yellow cravat, black shoes, a white shirt and white gloves. It is revaled that he is one of the Shuffle Sisters named Ai.

## Trivia

* Dark Eye could technically be Genderfluid, as although he is actually a female (Ai from the Shuffle Sisters), Dark Eye identifies as a male.
AC Milan

**L'AC Milan** o semplicimente Milan è un club di Milano allenato da Vincenzo Montella, è nella più totale confusione ,il 2 club più titolato al mondo, sculato in europa

## **Ex giocatori mostrati**

* Mario Balotelli
* Zlatan Ibrahimovic
* Mark van Bommel
* Antonio Nocerino
* Christian Abbiati
* Alexandre Pato
* Alessandro Nesta
* Thiago Silva
* Ronaldinho
* Rino Gattuso
* Antonio Cassano
* Riccardo Kaka
* Sulley Muntari
* Clarense Seedorf
* Kevin-prince Boateng
* Gianluca Zambrotta
* Kevin constant
Sapphire

The second Artificial Intelligence unit implanted into Charlie after Scout went through meta-stability and sent her into a cumbersome rage. Sapphire is a newer and improved Artificial Intelligence unit that is equipped to help Charlie in battle by augmenting hormonal levels, hand-eye coordination and relaying battle information. Things not related to battle such as hacking or locating GPS signals take the battle-oriented AI a little longer to do.

Sapphire was programmed with a cheerful personality, modeled after the source of her very being, and is often all too happy to assist Charlie and others.
Roko

**Roko** is originally known as Number 101, is Queen's Assistant.

He's a dog that can speak and send out mystery waves when he screams. He was a project from a lab, but acciedently ran away, to stop number 012 (Clover's assistant) and 99.

## Appearance

Roko has light-green eyes and light-green lines painted around his stomach and legs. He (currently) wears a necklace with Queen's sign on it, meaning he belongs to her. He also has long fluffy ears.

## History

### Before series

   Roko, was a project at a research lab with many other animals that had special powers like him. The project in the cage nearby his, number 99, was some strange aligator ting or something, whose weakness was his tail.Number 99 bit the professor of the lab, his excuse for Roko being that he was hungry 'cause they feed them bad there.

One night, he asks Roko to open his cage with his power, saying he was really hungry,
wanted to eat a human boy he met before. Roko refused and then number 012, currently Clover's assisstant, showed up, telling the she's a former project who fled from this lab because they would kill her anytime soon.That sentence caused Roko to remember what the doctors were talking about. About probably having to kill number 99 if he becomes more dangerous!

Number 012 rescued 99, who then rescued Roko by kicking down the cage's door with his tail.On the way to the wall that 99 made melt with his powers, they met the doctors and injured them. As they did that and escaped, Roko finally got out of his cage and ran after them, ending at a cliff.

   Roko refused to help 99 destroy all humans so he was being kicked of the cliff by 99 right into a lake that led him to the place were little Queen, Jack and King were fishing.They pulled out Roko from the water and gave him something to

eat, of course with a little fight between Jack and Roko. They named him "Roko" because he loved maiz so much ('Roko' is the japanese word for maiz).

Jack and Roko safed King and Queen from being eaten by 99 and they became friends with Roko. When Silver Heart came home and found Roko saying "I wanna be a phantom thief too, please teach me", he was shocked by Roko being able to talk.
Luciano Spalletti

### Un tempo calciatore di

Empoli, Viareggio, Spezia, Entella Bacezza, Castelfiorentino, Cuoiopelli, Fiorentina

### Nemici

Francesco Totti, Mauro Icardi, Matteo Politano, Giornalisti

Luciano Spalletti è l'allenatore del Napoli. Ha un forte legame con i capitani delle squadre che allena: non faceva mai giocare Francesco Totti e ha tolto la fascia e venduto Mauro Icardi.
Vampiro Suarez

Vampiro Suarez è un calciatore uruguaiano dell'Atlético Madrid. È
un giocatore molto forte ma è conosciuto maggiormente per i suoi morsi durante le partite di calcio, **Suarez** è ossessionato da Chiellini e spera di morderlo di nuovo e al più presto. quando ci sono i sorteggi di Champions League, spera sempre di beccare la Juventus di Chiellini, e mentre sono in aula sussurra a Chiellini, *''Ti vengo a prendere Giorgio''*
Udinese

L'Udinese calcio o solo Udinese è una squadra di calcio italiana con sede nella città di Udine nel Friuli-Venezia Giulia.

L'Udinese calcio è inoltre una delle migliore cantiere per i giovani calciatori di tutto il panorama calcistico.

La Santissima Udinese calcio è una squadra di Udine con unico scopo la salvezza in categoria e spirituale, è stata allenata per diverso tempo da San Francesco Guidolon e i ragazzi dell' oratatorio, come Antonio Di Natale e Frate Domizzi

## Ex calciatori

* Antonio Di Natele
* Frate Domizzi
* Mehdi Benatia
* Padre Basta
Juventus

La **Juventus Football Club S.p.A.** (dal latino: *iuventūs*, *gioventù*, /juˈvɛntus/),nota anche come **Juventus** o, più brevemente, **Juve** (/ˈjuːve/),è una società calcistica italiana per azioni con sede nella città di Torino.

Fondata nel 1897 come *Sport-Club Juventus* da un gruppo di studenti liceali torinesi,è la seconda squadra di calcio italiana per anzianità tra quelle tuttora attive – dopo quella del Genoa – e, insieme al Torino, uno dei due che rappresentano nel calcio professionistico il capoluogo piemontese. Legata fin dagli anni 1920 alla famiglia Agnelli, il club ha militato stabilmente nella massima categoria delcampionato italiano di calcio (dal 1929 denominata Serie A) sin dalla sua fondazione, eccezione fatta per la stagione 2006-07.

La **Juventus** è la società calcistica più titolata del Paese, nonché una delle più vittoriose e importanti del mondo, essendo stata nominata come miglior club italiano e secondo a livello europeo del XX secolo dalla Federazione Internazionale di Storia e Statistica del Calcio, organizzazione riconosciuta dalla FIFA. Nel 1988.

## **Componenti della banda del sud america**

Possibili nuovi membri

 9

## **Ex Calciatori**

* Alessandro Del Piero
* Roberto Pereyra
* Martin Carceres
* Arturo Vidal
* Carlos Tevez
* Marco Borriello
* Patron della fica Matri
* Mauricio Isla
* Paul Pogba
* Andrea Pirlo
* Talismano Padoin
* Alvaro Morata
* Michelle Platini
* Sebastiano Giovinco
* Emanuele Giaccherini
* Mirko Vucinic
* Ti voglio bene Vender
* Zlatan Ibrahimovic
* Antonio Conte
* Angelo Ogbonna
* Ciro Immobile
* Marco Storari
* Simone Zaza
* Roberto Baggio
* Bobo Vieri
* Zinedine Zidane
* Fernando L'Oriente
* Fabio Cannavaro
* Gianluca Zambrotta
* David Treeguet
* Miloš Krasić
* Marcelo Estiggagibbia
* Amauri
* Angelo Peruzzi
* Pavel Nedved
* Federico Peluso
* Vincenzo Iaquinta
* Thiago Motta
* Pablo Daniel Osvaldo
* Paolo De Ceglie
* Edgard Davids
Zlatan Ibrahimovic

### Altre Squadre

Los Angeles Galaxy, Manchester United, PSG, Barcellona, Inter, Juventus, Ajax, Malmö

### Citazioni famose

*Cazzo Guardi*, *Spacco Bottiglia ,amazzo famiglia*

### Nemici

Alexandre Pato, Ciuchina allegri, Leonardo, Marco Rossi

Zlatan Ibrahimovic è un calciatore dell'AC Milan.

Tutte le volte che appare, si sente in sottofondo la canzone di **guerre stellari** che appare quando arriva **darth fener**.
Erick Thohir

**Erick Thohir** è il presidente dell' Inter, è indonesiano ma a nessuno importa e lo chimano tutti Il cinese, è facilmente intortabile

## **Erick Thohir e la sfiga**

**Erick** Porta una sfiga epocale ,ogni volta che entra allo stadio per vedersi l' Inter ,l' Inter perde, Massimo Moratti cerca di cacciarlo in ogni modo da lo stadio, Massimo Moratti assieme a Pavel Nedved sembrano essere i soli a rendersi conto che **Erick Thohir** porta sfiga.

Moratti nella stagione 2015-2016 ha mandato **Erick** a tifare Juventus nella finale di Coppa italia tra Juventus e Lazio per difendere il triplette neroazzuro.

Sarebbe tutto andato bene se non fosse che **Erick** fosse finito nella curva sbagliata (quella della lazio) è propio per questo la Lazio ,ha perso la finale di Coppa italia; sucessivamente Massimo Moratti ha mando **Erick** a vedere la finale di Champions League tra Juventus e Barcellona sempre per difendere il triplete neroazzurro. questa volta **Erick** non ha sbagliato curva e di conseguenza la Juventus ha perso, e festa è stata per Massimo Moratti e Antonio Conte

## **Erick Thohir e Ventola**

**Erick** ha più volte ribadito che Nicola Ventola è il suo giocatore preferito, ad ogni stagione di calciomercato cerca di riportare Nicola Ventola all' Inter, sembra però non essersi accorto che si è ritirato ormai già dal 2011
What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

## Content

Charlie and Jimmy analyse their handwriting with a degree of disbelief. They then analyse a few fans' handwriting that they had sent in via Twitter.

## Hearsay Friday

Chloe sends in a rumor that you can legally keep a zebra in the UK as long as you keep it on more than an acre of land.

Courtney says there's a rumor in her neighbourhood that a sweet shop that has not been opened for two years yet has a full display is a front for drug dealings.

Luke says there's a rumor that Captain Jack is returning to Doctor Who and that Torchwood is coming back to the air.

## Twitter Thought Of The Day

"You should never change yourself for others because you are the only thing that will always remain in your life." - Sally, aka @SallyAndVinegar

## Trivia

Charlie pronounces the word 'zebra' how Americans do.
Pallone d'oro

Il Pallone d'oro è il premio che viene dato al miglior calciatore dell'anno

Ultimi vincitori:

2021: Alvaro Morata

2020: Talismano Padoin

2019: Partic Gasbarron

2018: Robin Olsen

2017: Davide Moscardelli

2016: Riccardo Mortovivo

2015: Talismano Padoin

2014: Il Divino Jonathan

2013: Cristiano Ronaldo

2012: Lionel Messi

2011: Lionel Messi

2010: Lionel Messi
Inter

Hanno vinto un triplete

L' **Inter** o anche **Football Club Internazionale Milano S.p.A.**, meglio conosciuto come **Internazionale** , e al di fuori dell'Italia anche come **Inter Milan**, è una società calcistica per azioni italiana con sede a Milano. Fu fondata il 9 marzo 1908 da 44 soci dissidenti del concittadino AC Milan, e insieme a quest'ultimo rappresenta il capoluogo lombardo nel calcio professionistico. È l'unica squadra ad aver partecipato a tutti i campionati di Serie A TIM a girone unico dalla sua fondazione, avvenuta nella stagione 1929-1930.

Nel suo palmarès figurano 18 campionati di lega, 7 Coppe Italia e 5 Supercoppe italiane per un totale di 30 vittorie in competizioni nazionali gestite dalla Lega Nazionale Professionisti Serie A – seconda alle spalle della Juventus (50) –, cui vanno sommati 9 titoli vinti in tornei internazionali: 3 Champions League, 2 Coppe Intercontinentali, 1 Coppa del mondo per club e 3 Europa League, che ne fanno il terzo club italiano sia per numero di titoli ufficiali vinti (39) – dopo Juventus (61) e AC Milan (47) – che per vittorie in competizioni internazionali, alle spalle dell' AC Milan (18) e Juventus (11). Il club occupa il sesto posto (terzo tra i club italiani) nella speciale classifica dei migliori club europei del XX secolo stilata dall'Istituto Internazionale di Storia e Statistica del Calcio (IFFHS).Con i successi conseguiti in campionato dal 2005-2006 al 2009-2010 l'Inter ha eguagliato il record di cinque scudetti consecutivi raggiunto in precedenza dalla Juventus del *Quinquennio d'oro* negli anni 1930 (poi bissato negli anni 2010) e dal Grande Torino negli anni 1940. Sempre nella stagione 2009-2010, inoltre, è diventato il primo e unico club italiano a centrare il *treble*, con le sue vittorie in campionato, Coppa Italia e Champions League.

In base a quanto emerso da un sondaggio nel settembre 2015, l' **Inter** risulta essere il secondo club più sostenuto del Paese in Italia, avendo riscosso la preferenza del 17% del campione esaminato.

I proprietari del club sono i cinesi del Gruppo Sunning, mentre il presidente è il cinese/indonesiano Erick Thohir, nonostante ciò si vende benissimo che a comandare è ancora l'ex presidente Massimo Moratti
Italia

Record per non aver partecipato a due mondiali e tra i due siamo riusciti a vincere un europeo

### Stadio

Olimpico, Juventus Stadium, Renzo Barbera, San Siro

### Allenatore

Roberto Mancini

La nazionale italiana ha vinto 4 mondiali e ha perso 2 finali entrambe contro il Brasile, L'ultimo in Germania nel 2006 in finale contro la Francia.

Forte la rivalità contro la Germania
Bayern Monaco

Il **Bayern Monaco** è un club tedesco con sede nella città di Moanco di Baviera in Germania , la squadra è un autentica corazzata che ogni volta che incontra la Juventus nelle competizione europee la elimina

## **Giocatori mostrati**

* Manuel Neuer
* Mats Hummels
* Franck Ribéry
* Arjen Robben
* Jérôme Boateng
* Arturo Vidal
* Thomas Müller
Ciuchina allegri

### Citazioni famose

Padoooooooo, Ehmmmmmmm, Puttana maiala, boia de, mette il pullman voglio il pullman

### Nemici

Antonio Conte, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Rino Gattuso, Antonio Cassano

Acciughina allegri è l'allenatore della Juventus, soprannominato così da Antonio Conte.

un tempo comìnusciuto come Massimiliano Allegri,

Si fa mettere spesso i piedi in testa (es, Zlatan Ibrahimovic stagione 2011-2012)
Gonzalo Higuain

**Gonzalo Higuain** o anche ''Il pipita'' è un calciatore argentino della Juventus, nel 2013 è arrivato al Napoli, dove è stato amato da tutti i

tifosi, battendo tutti i record di gol in Serie A TIM nella stagione 2015-2016, nel calciomercato 2016 però è passato ai rivali della Juventus per 94 milioni di Euro
Cringing at Our First Videos

Cringing at Our First Videos was the first fully-fledged Cereal Time video.

## Content

This video was about Charlie and Jimmy reacting to their first video on YouTube. The video starts with Charlie and Jimmy reading out comments on the previous teaser trailer of the channel. After watching their earliest listed videos they then play a game called 'Can You Guess the Other's First Tweets?' The forfeit for losing this game was to make the very first video of theirs public for twenty-four hours. Jimmy ended up losing. Clips are shown on the show but the full video is no longer available.

## Answerphone Monday

Even though the show had not been seen, Charlie still invited people to leave messages. People whose voice messages were read out were: Nicole, Joey, and Joel.

## Twitter Thought Of The Day

As this was the first episode no one had tweeted Cereal Time. Instead, Jimmy was given a set of three words each to form into an inspirational quote.

"If you've got soul then admiration flows from me to you. Plants survive using photo synthesis."
Talismano Padoin

Simone Padoin è un ex calciatore Italiano.

È il giocatore pagato di più nella storia con circa 200 Milioni di Euro; Ancora non si capisce come abbia fatto il Cagliari a pagare 200 milioni di Euro per un solo giocatore.

Ha vinto il Pallone d'oro 2015 e 2020.

'*'Toccate Padoin che porta bene''* Allegri su **Padoin**
What are Pet Butt Covers?

## Content

Charlie and Jimmy discuss ridiculous inventions such as pet butt covers and the goldfish walker.

## Feature Tombola

'Guess the smell'. Charlie's blindfolded and is made to identify a smell.

## Twitter Thought Of The Day

"Camels: don't make them into sausages, let them fly like on a trampoline."

## Trivia

Jimmy revealed that when he was a child he liked to dismantle electronics and put them all together, saying he'd made a robot.

Charlie doesn't have a good sense of smell.
Flunking Our Exams

## Content

In this episode Charlie and Jimmy answer some questions from past GSCE maths and science exams. They were given three questions each to answer, each question having a 60 second time limit to solve.

### Jimmy's Questions

1. What kind of system uses a liquid to transmit a force?
2. Tom has £30 more than Anne. They have £110 in total. What fraction of the total does Tom have?
3. 9342/270

Jimmy got the first question right, which was hydraulics, but the other two wrong.

### Charlie's Questions

1. A fair coin is thrown 5 times, these are the results: tails, heads, tails, tails. What are the chances of the next coin landing on heads?
2. A note was played on an electronic keyboard. The frequency of the note was 440Hz. What does a frequency of 440Hz means?
3. The mass of the Earth is 5.97 x 10^29kg. The volume of the Earth is 1.08x10^21kg. Density=Mass/Volume. Calculate the density of the Earth,

Like Jimmy, Charlie only got one right.

The pair of them opened manila envelopes provided by Producer Josh which had their grades in. Both received the grade C.

A tie-breaker was then announced, whoever answering the question first being declared the winner, and the loser to wear a Dunce's cap. The question was 12x3. Charlie won and Jimmy put on the cap.

## Answer Phone Mondays

Katie Gary left a message starting out with singing 'Oh, What a Beautiful Day' from the musical Oklahoma. She then said how much she loved the show.

## Twitter Thought Of The Day

"Life is like a box of cereal: the big parts are at the top. As you get to the end the pieces are smaller but still delicious." - May.
Is That Baby Royal?

## Content

In this episode Charlie and Jimmy play a game where they are shown a series of images of babies and have to decide whether they are royal or normal. Features child pictures of Charlie and Jimmy. Jimmy won 7 points to Charlie's 5.

## Old News Stories

News story about a dog being saved, one about a bird on a skateboard performing a wheelie, and one about a woman teaching a dolphin to speak English.

## Twitter Thought Of The Day

"Rita Ora went to DVLA and failed her test it didn't matter - she went straight back in because she had optimism."
Carlos Tevez

### Altre Squadre

Boca Juniors, Shanghai Shenhua, Juventus, Manchester City, Manchester United, West Ham, Corinthians

### Citazioni famose

*Rihahahahaaaa*,*Puttana maialas*,"Vamos Giuuuuuuuuve"

### Amici

Martin Carceres, Arturo Vidal, Papa Francesco

### Nemici

Miralev Pjanic

Carlos Tevez è un calciatore argentino svincolato, ex capo della Banda del Sud-America alla Juventus.
Johnny Bagpipes

Johnny Bagpipes is a superhero created by Charlie in the episode Creating Superheroes.

## Origin

Johnny Bagpipes, originally named Johnny Gertrude, was once a young boy growing up in Scotland. During a school trip he was separated from his class and was bitten by the infamous Bagpipe monster. This caused him to become both part Bagpipe and was the root of his fear of Bagpipes. He also lost an arm in this incident. Later he shaved his head.

### Bagpipes

In the Johnny Bagpipe Universe, as well as being an instrument Bagpipes are a creature from Scotland that are described as having long spindly legs, red teeth, and many sharp small teeth. Stories of them are told to children to frighten them.

### Powers

Johnny Bagpipe has the ability of using sound waves both to break glass and to fly for brief amounts of time.
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Mrs Radish Head

Mrs Radish Head was a superhero invented by Jimmy in the episode Creating Superheroes. She has since become a fan favourite.

## Origin

Ms Wall began her life as an ordinary person until meeting and eventually marrying the mad scientist Mr Radish Head. Unbeknownst to her he was obsessed with radishes and wanted to marry one. One day Mr Radish Head chopped off her head and replaced it with a large radish. He was surprised when Ms Hill managed to survive this incident. Unfortunately as well as having a radish for a head Mrs Radish Head also had the power to turn everything she touched into shriveled vegetables. This led to the tragic death of her three children who turned into shriveled carrots. Mr Radish Head became her arch nemesis and she sought revenge, although she also tried to use her powers for good.

### Powers

Mrs Radish Head has the ability to turn things into shriveled vegetables by touch.
Eccentric Celebrations

## Content

A game called Can You Guess That Celebration? was played on the show. Both Jimmy and Charlie had one celebration each that the other had to guess through a variety of clues (mostly to do with props).

### El Colacho

Jimmy started with a celebration called El Colacho. The props he provided Charlie with was a doll of a baby and a shoe.He further provided the clue that it involved a priest and someone dressed as the devil. Charlie's guess it was a festival where babies were put in shoes while surrounded by people; a priest and a man dressed as a devil on either side to represent good and evil, and the shoe as something the baby grows into.

El Colacho turned out to be a Spanish celebration held in Burgos on the Catholic feast of Corpus Christi. The chief signature of this event is the jumping over of babies by a man dressed as the devil.

### Traditional Tidong Celebration

The props given to Jimmy as clues were a microphone, a toilet roll, and a ring. Jimmy guessed it was a kind of marriage where the guests sing to the bride and groom who are then bombarded with toilet paper.

The truth was it was a traditional celebration from Indonesia where the groom would sing love songs to the bride. They would then not visit the bathroom for three days and three nights.

## Old News Tuesdays

The stories were:

* Man survives beating thanks to Scooby Doo onesie.
* Woman mistakes parrot for child in distress.
* Crocodile egg ice cream.

## Twitter Thought Of The Day

"Today you're the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be." - Tom Robins.
Creating Superheroes

This episode led to the creation of the famous superheroes Johnny Bagpipes and Mrs Radish Head.

## Content

Charlie and Jimmy were challenged by Producer Josh to invent the origin story of a superhero on the spot. They had the option to choose from Johnny Bagpipes, Aquafish, Mrs Radish Head, or Enrique the Shoeshine Boy. Producer Josh would then decide on who had come up with the best origin story. The loser would then have to dress up as the other's superhero on the next episode.

Charlie chose to create the story of Johnny Bagpipes, a half man half bagpipe hybrid. Jimmy decided on Mrs Radish Head; a regular woman except for having a large radish instead of a famous.

Despite Mrs Radish Head becoming a cult favourite in the Cereal Time community, Johnny Bagpipes was declared the winner.

## Cereal Time University

Jimmy's fact: in mid-nineteenth century England there was a railway called the Necropolis line that had the sole purpose of carrying dead bodies out of London to be buried.

Charlie's fact: Whales evolved from a cow-like mammal that evolved back into the sea. Whales still have tiny back leg bones.

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## Twitter Thought Of The Day

"Beyonce got carried away with irrigation, flooded her house a lot like Atlantis."

## Trivia

Charlie has the purple beads on the abacus because he once painted himself purple in a YouTube video.
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InstaGRAMMYs: Our Favourite Instagrammers

## Content

In this episode Charlie and Jimmy talk about three of their favourite instragrammers.

Jimmy's three were:

* Delicious Stella - A parody account of health instagrams.
* Brutal Architecture - Uploads photos of brutalist architecture.
* History Photographed - Photos from various times in history.

Charlie's three were:

* Frannerd - An illustrator who draws events of her life.
* The World Walk - A man posting photos of his walk across all seven continents accompanied by his dog.
* Cool 3D World - Unsettling 3D images.

## What a Load of Old Skype

Charlie initially does a quiet voice instead of his usual one and Jimmy chastises him. The contestant this week was Ginny who scored 8 points.

## Twitter Thought Of The Day

"If everyone is terrible and inefficient, then nobody is."
Episode 8: Tell Us About the Poops!

## Summary

The Jug or Naughts woke, refreshed, and returned to Hamun Kost at Old Owl Well. True to his word, the necromancer gave them a ring of protection he found in his diggings at the ancient ruins. PewWee seized the ring and put it on; it immediately shrank to his size, but he found he could not take it off.

The party returned to Phandalin to obtain their promised orc-killing reward from Harbin. As they entered town very late the next night, they woke the townmaster from his sleep. Needless to say, Harbin was unimpressed and a little irritated that they still had no news of Gundren, but he did reward them as promised.

The next morning, PewWee tried to give the rat he adopted in the Redbrand hideout to his nephew, Carp, but the rat showed a decided preference for PewWee. In a fit of frustration, PewWee chopped the rat's head off, traumatizing the young, blood-spattered halfling who ran inside screaming, followed by a very puzzled Qelline.

Our heroes decided to find Reidoth the druid to get information about Cragmaw Castle, where the goblins seem to have taken Gundren. Their path leads them to Thundertree, where Mulan showed decided initiative in leading the party forward, but was hesitant to answer many questions about her interest in the town.  Once they arrived, though, the party's interests diverted a bit. Bobby, accompanied by Madislaka, yelled at a pair of twig blights, who paid him … less attention than he would have liked. Mulan, with PewWee and Eldeth, investigated a brown house near the outskirts of town that proved to be the home of a few ash-encrusted zombies.

In frustration with their lack of response, Bobby attacked the twig blights, freezing one with a blast of ice. Its partner retaliated in turn, injuring the wizard. The group battling zombies defeated two of them before retreating from the cloud of ash that quickly permeated the building where they fought. They met outdoors, where PewWee turned one twig blight into kindling, and Eldeth vaporized a zombie. The other soon followed, and the Jug or Naughts caught their breath in the midst of the now eerily quiet remains of Thundertree…
Episode 2: A Taste of Redbrand Blood

## Summary

***16-17 Eleasis 1481 DR***

As our intrepid band of heroes approached the Sleeping Giant, four brigands stepped off the porch to meet them. They weren't counting on the halfling. Peeping his head out from between Mulan's legs (who probably wasn't counting on it either), PewWee loosed two arrows that took the largest of the Redbrands to his knees. The fight joined in earnest: Mulan dodged blows, Eldeth smashed faces with her hammer, and Madislaka did that thing she does with the axe. Bobby put two of the ruffians to sleep and stopped the final, fleeing Redbrand in his tracks with a magic missile oration.

As the band went back toward the center of town, Harbin Wester beckoned to them from the townmaster's hall. After reprimanding them for leaving dead brigands lying in his streets, Harbin offered our adventurers a job - clear out some orcs that have been harassing travelers in exchange for gold. Linene Graywind, who was also at the hall, offered the fellowship their choice of armor or weapon from her shop, the Lionshield Coster, if they retrieved a missing supply of goods.

Eldeth spoke to Daran Edermath at his orchard, and he informed her of undead horrors disturbing prospectors who have wandered near the Old Owl Well ruins. Edermath's concern? The ruins are an old watchtower of an ancient magical empire, Netheril, and it's possible that a long-slumbering dread evil has awoken.

After their eventful day and overnight rest at the Stonehill Inn, the party interrogated their Redbrand prisoner, JDizzles. Despite the objections of Mulan and Eldeth, after obtaining the information they desired, they killed the boy and buried him. Following Mulan's brief eulogy, they headed off into the wild to find the bandits and recover Linene's cargo. After a close shave along the path (marked by Mulan's "POOOOOOPP!!" battlecry … or was that only in PewWee's imagination?),  our heroes arrive at the entrance to the goblin cave hideout….
Madislaka Glendower

## Backstory

Madislaka is proud of her noble background. She views the wealth, power, and privilege into which she was born as giving her a great duty. Although she doesn't pursue her goals in an aggressive manner, Madislaka is determined to bring civilization to Phandalin. The city is quickly growing from its ruins, and Madislaka knows that she is the right person to ensure its peaceable rebirth. She has been using her reputation amongst the nobility as well as her charisma to build connections in Phandalin. So far, she has gained access to the society of the Zhentarim, which should be instrumental in achieving her goals.