Loud Kiddington's Union History

**Loud Kiddington's Union History** (also titled **"Loud Kiddington, The Union Soldier"** in the episode's title card) is an B part of fifty-sixth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

While Burnside's meeting with his army at Fredericksburg, he will take advise. The gang see the Cloyd's Fort including John Wilkes Booth gets upset about letting Abe Lincoln brings Loud Kiddington himself as Robert Todd Lincoln and Old Bob the Horse to Ford's Theatre and he shall get rid of Abe Lincoln and then secretly switch sides of confederate states, the assassinators will be beaten by Lydia Karaoke, all citizens led by Henry D. Longfellow had escaped from the great fire of portland, Boston Corbett escaped from the asylum on horseback and hee then rode to Neodesha Kansas, Ask Me If I Care with Ulysses Grant, and see an United States Civil War.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Loud Kiddington & Fetch Opening Jingle
2. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons Parody)
3. Battle of Memphis (1862/1864)
4. Fredericksburg Crisis (1862)
5. Robert E. Lee at Battle of Fredericksburg (December 11/15, 1862)
6. The Third Degree with Lydia Karaoke: The Assassinators

### Act 2

1. Great ,Moments in Medicine: Dr. Leale's Dead or Alive
2. Chattanooga's Horse Cavalry Acres (August 21, 1863)
3. 1863 Thanksgiving Day
4. Battle of Missionary Ridge (November 25, 1863)

### Act 3

1. Battle of Fort Donelson (February 11–16, 1862)
2. Baker's Creek Acres (May 16, 1863)
3. Port Conway (1865)
4. Epilogue

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. T.E. Lawrence and Loud & Froggo (1910s)

### Unknown Acts

1. Cloyd's Acres (1864)
2. Water Acres (1866)

## Cast

### Main Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. Frank Welker as Father Time
3. Tress MacNeille as Toast
4. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
5. Maurice LaMarche as Abraham Lincoln

### Major Cast

1. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
2. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
3. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
4. John Cleese as John Fulton Reynolds and Soldier
5. Kevin Michael Richardson as George Crook and John C. Pemberton
6. Gregg Berger as Stonewall Jackson and Engineer
7. Jim Cummings as Heavy and Daniel Sickles
8. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy and Winfield Scott Hancock
9. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic and Oscar La Grange
10. Corey Burton as George Morris, T.E. Lawrence and Ulysses Grant

### Supporting Cast

1. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke and Mary Surratt
2. Rob Paulsen as George Armstrong Custer and Dr Leale
3. Keith Diamond as General Sherman and Demoman
4. Joe Alaskey as Ambrose Burnsise
5. Tony Jay as Robert E. Lee
6. Debi Derryberry as Pepper Mills
7. Billy West as Samuel Sturgis and David Herold
8. Michael J. Gough as Bill Straitman
9. Robert Ingram as Henry W. Longfellow
10. Tom Kenny as Charles Henry Davis

### Special Guest Stars

1. Pat Summerall as Himself
2. John Madden as Himself
3. Hank Azaria as Talaat Pasha
4. Earl Mann as John McCausland, Jr.
5. CCH Pounder as Harriet Tubman
6. John Goodman as George Atzerodt
7. Ted Lewis as John Wilkes Booth and Lewis Powell
8. John Cleese as William Seward and Boston Corbett

### Live-Action Cast

1. Tupac Shakur as Himself (active footage)
2. DMX as Himself
3. Naughty By Nature as Themselves
4. Busta Rhymes as Himself
5. The X-Ecutioners as Themselves