DIO Government

This article is about the federal government. For other uses, see DIO Government (disambiguation).

## General Info

The DIO Government has a unique method of operation. While it is very controlling over the citizens, it is more relaxed with businesses and such. The DIO Government consists of 4 main branches, Internal Affairs, External Affairs, Technological Advancement, and Governmental Agencies.

## Internal Affairs

The Internal Affairs branch of the DIO Government oversees the operation of multiple different processes that take place within the country. This includes Law Enforcement, Fire and Emergency, Education, Welfare, and others.

### Law Enforcement

#### Police

* The DIO police force enforce the law in order to prevent crime and civil disorder, as well as ensure the continued safety of the citizens.  This is accomplished through the use of a combination of effective tactics and strategic violence. Thanks to the efforts of the DIO police, the DIO is almost entirely free of crime.

#### SWAB Teams

* The DIO Special Weapons Assault and Battery (SWAB) teams specialize in the use of military weapons and tactics to enforce the  law within the DIO. SWAB teams are frequently used for riot control or to deal with particularly dangerous criminals.

#### Secret Police

* The DIO secret police work outside the law in order to discover, locate, and terminate any foreign spies or treasonous citizens. Unlike the general police, the secret police do not have a set uniform, wearing plain clothes to prevent their targets from identifying them

#### Judicial Division

* The Judicial Division of the Internal Affairs branch is charged with trying suspected criminals, ensuring that all arrested persons receive a fair trial, and interpreting the law. The Judicial Division has is comprised of several hundred DIO-funded judges, lawyers, and attorneys. Through the use of several different types of trials (such as the famous Trial by Firing Squad, Trial by Combat,  and Trial by Cake), the Judicial Division is capable of proving or, in some cases, disproving the guilt of arrested persons. People found guilty of crimes are sentenced to punishment, the severity of which depends on factors including the severity of the crime and remorse shown by the criminal. Some of the most severe punishments include execution, preemptive execution, consecutive executions, and, the most severe punishment, [REDACTED].

#### Border Patrol

* The DIO border patrol is responsible for preventing citizens of other countries  or enemy spies from entering the nation illegally. They are also responsible for checking and issuing DIO passports, exchanging currency, and providing the first line of defense against invading enemies. Due to their need for mobility, members of the border patrol are much less heavily armed than those of the other branches of law enforcement, with each member only capable of holding off a single army. The majority of the border patrol is stationed in the Former Kingdom of Heaven, as this is the part of the DIO that receives the most illegal immigrants.

### Fire and Emergency Departments

#### Fire Department

* The DIO fire department provides fire prevention, suppression, and control to the citizens of the DIO. In addition, the fire department aids in rescue efforts and the mitigation of flammable materials. Through the use of specialized fire suppression tactics and the use of tools designed to assist in their jobs (such as the Jaws of ~~Life~~ Death), the fire department is extremely effective at what they do.

#### Healthcare Department

* The DIO healthcare department works to maintain and improve the overall health of the DIO citizens. This department includes professionals from several different fields, including medicine, dentistry, psychology, physical therapy, optometry, pharmacy, and many others. Personnel in the healthcare department must go through rigorous training to ensure that citizens of the DIO have access to only the best professionals in these fields.

#### Hazardous Materials

* The DIO hazardous materials response (HMR) teams respond to and dispose of any materials that could be potentially dangerous to safety, health, property, and/or the environment. Hazardous materials includes any radioactive, corrosive, poisonous, explosive, or biological/infectious materials. In order to ensure the safety of personnel on the HMR teams and the people around them, these personnel must undergo sufficient training and use protective gear when dealing with hazardous materials.

### Education

* The DIO Institution of Children's’ Knowledge (D.I.C.K) oversees the facilitation of the acquisition of knowledge, skills, habits, and values in the youth of the DIO. Very often, the things that are learned become useful, or even vital in the day-to-day lives of the DIO citizens. Citizens of the DIO are required to complete a formal schooling education, which includes 6 years of primary school, 3 years of secondary school, and 4 years of tertiary school. While in primary through tertiary school, students have required classes, such as math, science, riflery, and physical education, as well as elective classes, which include philosophy, politics, and the fine arts. After graduating from tertiary school, citizens may join the workforce or may continue their education by going to a university, and potentially going on to law school, medical school, or even pursuing a doctorate. D.I.C.K ensures that students at all of these schools receive the best, most effective education possible, regardless of what path the student may choose to pursue in life.

### Welfare

* The DIO Welfare Department ensures that everybody in the country is able to meet their basic needs of food, water, and shelter. This includes overseeing the building of houses, creation of plumbing systems, and offering support to those with children. A major part of the Welfare Department is the Retirement Office, colloquially known as “The Release Police”. The Retirement Office specializes in the systematic termination of those considered to be a detriment and without beneficial use  to society. This includes the elderly, the perpetually jobless, and anybody with incurable health issues. These terminations are conducted peacefully and painlessly through the use of high caliber sniper rifle. The bodies are then collected and used for experimental purposes or harvested for parts.

## External Affairs

The External Affairs Branch of the DIO Government is concerned with the maintenance of different operations being carried out in countries and places outside the DIO. This includes Military, Diplomacy, Trade, and other activities.

### Military

#### Army

* The DIO army is the land-based force of the military. This is the main fighting force of the DIO military due to it having the most members. With over [REDACTED] billion soldiers spread across hundreds of departments, as well as nearly 700,000 tank battalions, the DIO army is a force to be reckoned with. Members of the DIO army are extensively trained in the use of many forms of weaponry as well as extensive military tactics.

#### Air Force

* The DIO Air Force is the aerial branch of the military. Trained to pilot many military planes such as the H-532 Shadowbomber, the U-173, and the H-545 Darkburst, the Air Force is by far the most dangerous branch of the DIO military due to the massive nuclear arsenal of the DIO. In addition to conducting warfare against the air forces of enemy countries, the Air Force also provides arterial support to soldiers on the ground using the CH-163, nicknamed “The God of Death”.

#### Navy

* The DIO Navy is the sea-based branch of the military. Armed with destroyers, aircraft carriers, submarines, frigates, and more, the navy is essential to the DIO war efforts due to its status as an island. The navy also has a small fleet of attack planes that they launch off their aircraft carriers. The amphibious ships of the nave are often used to transport large groups of soldiers to battle.

#### TBD

* The TBD is an elite special forces attack squad. Members are pulled from the best of each branch of the military and are put through specialized training. This training is designed to be extremely difficult and push trainees to their limits. Roughly 60% of trainees survive this training, and of those, only 5% actually make it to TBD. Trained in advanced and improvised weaponry, infiltration, military parachuting, combat diving, black ops, and many other tactics, the TBD is capable of locating and terminating targets in locations or positions where it would normally be impossible, such as enemy leaders.

#### Military Awards

* DIO Medal of Valor - Awarded to soldiers who show remarkable courage in battle, aiding in war
* DIO Medal of Honor - Awarded to the soldier with the highest enemy kill count in a war
* DIO Medal of Inherent Resolve - Awarded to the soldier with the greatest kill to death ratio in a war

### Diplomacy

* The Diplomacy Division includes both diplomatic ambassadors and diplomatic negotiation experts. Diplomatic ambassadors are personnel who open negotiations with foreign nations and discuss diplomatic terms. The DIO has diplomatic ambassadors in nearly every major country. When the ambassadors are unable to effectively further the goals of the DIO, negotiation experts are sent in. Mostly comprised of those that were unable to make it into TBD, but are still effective, diplomatic negotiation experts specialize in either convincing stubborn foreign officials through the use alternative negotiation tactics or simply removing the officials altogether. Through the efficient use of both ambassadors and diplomatic negotiation experts, the DIO has made it onto the world stage and has been incredibly successful in furthering its goals.

### Trade

* The Trade Division manages the imports, exports, and international finance of the DIO. Often working closely with the Diplomacy Division, the Trade Division is ruthlessly efficient in making a profit for the DIO. Members of the Trade Division are trained to be as efficient,  mathematically intelligent, and loyal to the DIO as possible. They have managed to further the reach of the DIO by putting DIO-based businesses in nearly every country, including several shell companies and fronts for the DIO government.

## Technological Advancements

The Technological Advancements division of the DIO oversees, as you would expect from it's name, the development and creation of new technology within the DIO, commonly used for war.

### NASA

* Founded on July 14th, 1775, The National Association of Socialist Aviation, or NASA, is a DIO agency dedicated to aeronautics research, space exploration, development of aircraft and spacecraft, and the creation of related technology, such as the J-02-1543 Sun Launcher. It is thanks to NASA that the DIO’s space program is so successful. Lead by Dr. Harold Blank, NASA has a workforce of over 1.73 million people. Some well-known creations of NASA include the J-02-1543 Sun Launcher, the Sovetsky Soyuz space shuttle, and the DIOS Solidarity, which is currently completing development.

### Artificial Intelligence Agency

* The Artificial Intelligence Agency oversees the creation, training, and, if necessary, decommissioning, of artificial intelligences. These artificial intelligences, or AI, are machines that are of human or near-human intelligence, are capable of independently making decisions, and are capable of improving themselves based on gathered information. AI are not equipped with any form of shut-down device, such as a kill-code or an off button, as it is generally understood that the average DIO is far better armed than any of the AI. Currently, there are several artificial intelligence conscripts, such as Maksur.aic and Archon.aic, working in various government roles. The Artificial Intelligence Agency is currently developing a network called the Specialized Communist Artificial Intelligence network, or SCAI-Net, to connect the currently existing artificial intelligences and increase their efficiency.

### Technological Warfare Division

* The Technological Warfare Division is responsible for the development and implementation of technology to be used in warfare, as well as the use of cyber warfare. This division is behind the creation of the cloaking devices commonly used by the DIO military, as well as some of the most advanced weaponry known to man, such as ZK-Class heavy weapons. Without the developments made by the Technological Warfare Division, the DIO would have to fight wars for entire minutes, rather than just ending them in a few seconds. The Technological Warfare Division works closely with the External Affairs branch of the government to achieve the DIO’s international goals. Currently, the Technological Warfare Division is in the process of creating a weapon capable of causing a Class-1 threat level event (see “Heat Death of the Universe” for more information), while currently in development, Technological Warfare Executives have dubbed the weapon the “Night–killer”.

## Governmental Agencies

These include different agencies used throughout the DIO Government.

### Internal Investigative Agency

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### International intelligence Agency

* The International Intelligence Agency (IIA2) manages the collection, analysis, and exploitation of information relating to foreign nations for the purposes of national security, foreign policy, and military advancement. Often, the IIA2 uses this information to place propaganda, cause coups d’etat, and enable TBD to conduct terminations and covert operations. They also protect state secrets from foreign intelligence agencies and any other entities that would use them against the DIO.