Spider Talk

The Sterling siblings in Fantine’s bathroom, terrified of the spider

## Description

”Spider Talk” is the second episode of the second season of EU Kids, Generation 9.

## Script

(Fantine brushes her hair)

Fantine: hmmm hmm hmm

(sees spider)

Fantine: SHRIEK!!! Ameliana! Eleanor! Help! Spider!!!

Ameliana: okay Fantine, we’ll catch the daddy longlegs

Eleanor: Fantine, it may be just a tiny, non venomous spider, nothing to be afraid of

Fantine: No it’s a big one!

(Eleanor and Ameliana see the spider)

The twins: SHRIEEEKKK!!! (goes to Fantine’s bed)

Fantine: Now you’re scared too!

Eleanor: It‘s the banana spider! It’s very aggressive and it’s venom can kill a person...

Ameliana: ...it is the most venomous spider ever!

Fantine: I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die! CHARLOTTE! SAMUEL! HELP, A BANANA SPIDER!

(Charlotte and Samuel go to Ameliana, Eleanor, and Fantine)

Charlotte: Don‘t worry, I’ve called the exterminator

Eleanor: Char, the banana spider is immune to regular venom, only Paris green paint can kill it

Charlotte: Why?

Ameliana: It contains a chemical that can slowly kill humans, and kill any animal in an instant! Napoleon died because of it

Eleanor: Charlotte, look out!

(Charlotte screams and rushes to Fantine‘s bed)

Eleanor: Samuel, help! A banana spider!

Samuel: Oh, oh! I can eat it since it’s made out of bananas

(All exceplt Samuel facepalms)

Eleanor: Samuel, it’s very venomous! Its venom will spread, and the veins will spread it to the brain! If the venom is not cured, you will die and we don’t have the cure, it’s only available in Brazil.

Samuel: Huh?

Eleanor: It means that its bite is poison! If not cured by a medication only available in Brazil, you will die!

Samuel: No, not true! Banana spiders are nice!

(Banana spider bites Samuel and he faints while all girls shriek)

Ameliana: Well, we all know he’ll die!

Eleanor: Amelia, we still have a chance! I pre-ordered the cure on Amazon and it arrived. Okay, if we wanna be alive, we need five hasmat suits or five bomb masks for oxygen, and wear them!

Ameliana: Go to our lab!

Ameliana: What about you? Our kitchen is out of food

Eleanor: We’ll get all our plushies and pillows, sleep at Fantine’s place, and I will get the cure and food.

Ameliana: Why at Fantine’s place?

Eleanor: We have to watch it, the paint can kill it overnight.

Ameliana: Why can’t they sleep at our place once we splatter Paris green paint?

Eleanor: Oh okay, good point! Plan ”Stay Alive” is starting now!

(Eleanor gets her phone and calls Mom and Dad)

Eleanor: Mom, Samuel’s been bitten by a venomous spider that can kill a human, but don’t worry! Amelia has the can of Paris green paint, and Fantine was brushing her hair and saw the spider, and she called for Amelian and me. We got afraid, so we called Charlotte and Samuel. Samuel tried to get it as his pet, but it bit him!

Mom: Okay, we will call the guards and we are now at the plane flying back to Britain.

(call ends)

Eleanor: Okay, since we have a kitchen in our room, I need canned food, veggie, and a lot of stew!

(Eleanor grabs 10 cans of Spagghetios, 4 boxes of party-sized microwave pizza, 2 boxes of microwave mozzarella sticks, 2 boxes of tater tots, 4 big steaks, 10 boxes of princess snacks, 4 big lamb chops, 10 boxes of princess puffs, 5 boxes of caramel-flavoured and plain butter popcorn, a ton of vegetables, sour cream, white chocolate, cheese, potatoes, a vat of candy, and baking needs)

Eleanor: So heavy! (Sees cure) Yesss, my package! Ugh so heavy...

(Ameliana arrives): Let me help you with that, sis! Aw, yes! Mozzarella sticks!

Eleanor: Thanks!

Ameliana: I’ve got the paint

Eleanor: I called Mom, and they are almost here now! Let’s tell Fantine and our sibs the plan.

(the twins go to Fantine’s room and explain the plan)

Eleanor: Drink the medicine

Samuel (weakly): Ew, no

Eleanor: Drink the cure

Samuel: (drinks cure) Yum yum, I feel better!

Fantine: Now, how are we supposed to get out?

(Ameliana sprays the spider, all the Sterling childre wear the suits and run for their lives to the twins’ room, the largest place in the castle which contains a living room with a big Sony TV, WiFi, all the video game consoles and games, and a streaming box, a luxury bathroom, a guest room, a master bedroom and a kitchen) wow it’s as big as my house

(arrives at the room)

Fantine: Eww! We have to sleep in bunk beds like plebs while you sleep at the master bedroom!

Ameliana: Why? Wanna sleep at your room?

Fantine: No, I’m starving, but I hate it when you and Eleanor cook.

Ameliana: Then don’t eat our food.

Fantine: Grrr! I didn’t mean it that way, idiot! (hits Ameliana) Idiot, idiot, idiot!

Ameliana: Hmph. Says Fantine, the girl who just got a big FFFFFFFFFFat FFFFFFFFFAIL. Ahaha!

Fantine: Wait... Eleanor’s coming!

Eleanor: Bad news, guys. Dad texted me and said that their flight is delayed by 2 hours. What do we do?

Ameliana: We need to get to the bottom of this whole spider fiasco. No fighting until we get through all sides of the story. Be homest, everyone!

Samuel: We just saw it in Fantine’s room, remembe.

Ameliana: I remember interacting with a spider two days ago, but it wasn’t a banana spider. It was just a common house spider, also known as Parasteatoda tepidariorum.

Eleanor: Around the same time as Amelia, I was experimenting on a spider in our lab, but it was of the same species, which brings us down to Samuel, Charlotte, and Fantine. Amelia and I even have pictures to prove it!

(the children all look at the twins’ pictures)

Samuel: When I was watering my plants around the same time as the twins, I saw a spider that looked like the one in the picture!

(something falls from Samuel’s pocket)

Eleanor: What’s this?

(looks at the pictures that fell from Sam’s pocket)

Eleanor: He took pictures of the spider he saw, which means he didn’t release the banana spider. That brings us down to Charlotte and Fantine.

Char and Fan: What?!

Charlotte: No way... what?

Fantine: It was you! YOU released the spider!

Charlotte: Excuse me? You killed your class pet AND you can’t even take care of yourself! Seriously, girl, your makeup looks like DOG VOMIT with carrot and broccoli chunks! And even THAT is healthier because it does NOT cause pimples!

Fantine (whispering): Hmph. You’re only trying to save yourself from trouble.

Charlotte: What? Cat got your tongue? It’s better that way, so shut up!

Ameliana: C-Char... p-please calm down... don’t fight anymore!

Charlotte: Quiet, you!

Fantine: Well, at least I’M not a red-haired YAHOO like you, Miss Gorilla Breathface!

Charlotte: That’s better than being like you. You’re like the crust of a loaf of bread. Nobody wants you.

Fantine: Ugh. Keep my clothes, dah-ling. You probably stretched them all out anyway.