Alijah and Logan/Characters

**Alijah and Logan** is a real-life comedy series hosted and created entirely by two kids of the same name. It may be recorded in the real world with rather standard hijinks kids would get into, but soon, it starts to get supernatural real quick. All in all, it's a slice-of-life type of show that has very cartoony slapstick.

It centers around the two quirky slackers named Alijah and Logan. Both are loyal to each other, share the same immature attitude, and always get into wacky misadventures stemming from either their decisions or others' hatred for the two. Alijah is the brains, regularly forming inane schemes for his everyday tasks, moreso money. He's very optimistic, generous and imaginative, whereas Logan is hyperactive, dimwitted and unknowingly unmannerly. Being the brawns, he's not only naïve, but incredibly reckless, as Logan relies on strength alone to complete a task.

On their adventures, they'll probably bring their friend Isaiah along, who is more athletic and responsible than the two combined, but still has the same sense of humor. One of the people who do get annoyed by their antics would have to be Peyton, Alijah and Logan's on-and-off rival. She is more intelligent, and has dreams of becoming famous, yet has her attempts foiled by Alijah and Logan. Jackson and Savannah are also involved sometimes, being the young siblings that tire out others due to their childish behavior.

They live in a town from Texas called Whatchamacallit, which is actually a very cruddy town despite looking oh-so innocent. The destruction done to it is mostly caused by Alijah and Logan, as the two have been turned into troublemaking menaces by the town's residents. Even Mayor Hallaballoo herself can't stand them. The town overall has a wacky way of living that the two must adapt to in order to survive.

On a daily basis, their responsibilities always get in the way of their fun activities, which are mostly chores given by Josh, their hard-working, aggressive legal guardian, or his childlike wife, Britteny. Speaking of which, almost everyone is against them, such as the Cooper Kids, the popular pair of envious, spoiled twins, Old Man Quill, the rotten elder next door, and 2D-Thin, a paper-like entity who regularly disobeys the laws of physics and steals others' belongings.

It may be tough, but it doesn't stop them from trying to have fun and do things like make forts, play games, or even make attractions for money. Unfortunately, things like these are prone to becoming supernatural misadventures at the drop of a hat, and it could even result in the world being reverted to the same cruddy animation as its intro.

Milky-Way Bars are the most popular candy here, so Alijah and Logan are always seen trying to buy some, which normally lands in failure. Other people have better luck getting them, even the Cooper Kids, and that's one of the many running gags in the series.

## The Cast

### Main Characters

#### Alijah

The main protagonist of the series. Alijah is a skinny adolescent uniquely-intelligent for his age despite scoring an average of 70 on his grades. He's very optimistic, as he always look to the bright side of situations, and inspires others to do as well no matter what. Whenever problems arise, he won't hesitate to take charge as leader among others, and does a great job as such. He may be lazy and talkative, but this kid has the potential to make a scheme that will change the world as we know it.

#### Logan

The deuteragonist of the series. Logan is a slightly chubby yet increasingly strong adolescent who has a kind heart, but not that good in smarts. Not only is he incredibly impulsive, but Logan is *easily* tricked by most characters at first due to his overly-trusting tendencies. He's hyperactive, and possesses an appetite far beyond anything humanity is even capable of. He may not be the best in intelligence, but you can always rely on his wisecracking personality to bring you out of a bad mood.

### Supporting Characters

#### Peyton

The most important supporting character, enough to be assumed as a tritagonist. She's an on-and-off type of character. On some days, she'll be the voice of reason, and on others, she's a know-it-all who's attempts of fame and relaxation are squandered by Alijah and Logan. She's more competent than the two, and is loyal to the very end no matter how arrogant, greedy or stubborn she can get.

#### Isaiah

The second most important supporting character. He shares the same humor as Alijah and Logan, yet is much more laid-back, responsible and experienced. Alijah and Logan normally go to him for advice, as he is known to have an answer for almost anything. He's great at sports, is shown to be faster than even Alijah, and happens to be the second most wisest character in the series.

#### Josh

He may come off as antagonistic, but he's just a supporting character doing his job. Josh is large, muscular and very protective of his family. Despite his love and care, he isn't prone to letting his short temper get the best of him, which mostly happens due to Alijah and Logan not doing what they need to. He's a no-nonsense type of person, not allowing any sort of disrespect or tomfoolery whatsoever. Outside of it, he may be calm, but do *not* get on his bad side.

#### Britteny

The second most least important supporting character. She is the wife of Josh, and keeps watch of the house while her husband is at work. However, she does have an occasional job that involves her educating students, though she's just an assistant teacher. Britteny can sometimes be very lazy, which is where Logan gets his slacker-side from. She is also very naïve, bubbly and childlike, easily believing fictional stories and being on the same level of children. No matter what though, she will protect her family, even through exaggerated means.

#### Fred

The least important supporting character. He is a street cat who is found to be mysterious at first, but is very lovable. At some moments, he'll show his intelligence by writing out full sentences on paper and finding symbolic clues before others can even begin to start looking. Whenever Alijah and Logan are down, Fred's always popping up to help cheer them up. Otherwise, he's off saving lives from Kicker.

#### Dr. Techno

A supporting character in some areas. He lives in a house with his younger, more sane son, residing in the master bedroom and experimenting on several things capable of destruction. Dr. Techno is diagnosed with several mental illnesses, as well as genius intelligence that made him into the impulsive scientist he is today.

### Antagonists

#### 2D-Thin

One of the most consistent antagonists, only being the opposite *once* in the series. It is cryptic and mysterious, but is known for having a burning hatred for Alijah and Logan, even all of humanity. It is highly intelligent, more than even Isaiah, as it devises thought-out plans in seconds that are only foiled due to his incompetence.

#### Cooper Kids

Another one of the most threatening antagonists. They're spoiled, and easily given anything they want. One is named Fishgills, and the other Pufferlips. Their real names are unknown, as they prefer to go by those names only. Fishgills is hot-tempered, and Pufferlips is ignorant. They're both rude and rotten towards everyone they meet, and mostly use their status as the popular kids to taunt Alijah and Logan.

#### Kicker

One of the antagonists. He is a former soccer champion, and uses his good-natured demeanor to make his parents believe he's normal, when he really isn't. He happens to be a megalomaniacal genius that has plans to dominate Whatchamacallit, or at least his city block, that always fail at the hands of people like Fred. Not only is he incompetent, but he also lacks in proper motivation, becomes loud over nothing, and expects everything to go his way, reverting to a temper-tantrum when it doesn't.

#### Old Man Quill

The absolutely least intimidating antagonist of the series. He lives next to Alijah and Logan, growing tired of their antics every time they begin, thus being where the ever-iconic line "My back!" comes from. He only makes physical appearances in episodes like *Bet You Can't Do This* and *Can't Remember* as a threat due to his advances backfiring due to his physique. All in all, Old Man Quill is a rotten, selfish and hostile soul with no remorse.

#### Annual Bear Menace

The main antagonist of the episode, *Nature's Finest*, who also takes an occasional side role as the antagonist or star character in the series.

#### Bruce Willigar

An occasional antagonist of the series. He made his debut in *A Sucky Uprising*, and before that, only made minor appearances. After his debut episode, he didn't appear that much... at least until *The Rise of Evil*, and after that, *Alijah and Logan: We Wish You A Merry Kids-Mas*. He's the definition of vindictive, and spends all his time planning careful ways to get back at Alijah and Logan.

#### Mr. Baggington

The antagonist of the show's first special, *Are You My Evil Twin?*. He came from his mud hut all the way at the edge of Whatchamacallit, which is the most notorious area in the entire city to invade the home of his long-lost brother, Alijah. The night he arrived, Mr. Baggington dumped Alijah and Logan on the streets to take over their home and treat the residents like slaves. Sadly, he was easily defeated in the end, being launched all the way back to his mud hut. He now makes minor appearances.

#### Negative Alijah

The antagonist of Two Sides of the Same Coin. He comes from the Negative Dimension, where there are only red skies, pitch-black clouds, and unstable storms likely to happen 75% of the time. Once Alijah and Logan opened a gateway from there to their world, it started to corrupt day after day. Nega-Alijah used this to his advantage, and disguised himself as Alijah to slowly ruin his life and make him look like the true villain.

Once it was complete, he slowly came in to look like the true hero, then hypnotized everyone into obeying him. Only then has his plan to merge their worlds went into fruition, as everything was about to be his. The one thing that stopped him, though, was... himself. Alijah risked his own life to convince him otherwise, and as he went through his castle and his past dialogues, he realized the truth.

He realized how he was mistreated in his world, and how it turned him into a monster. He was never treated well by any of his peers, and so, that's where his superiority complex came from: his inferiority complex. And so, after telling him straight-up about how *he* feels, Nega-Alijah starts to feel remorse, only for Logan to accidentally send him away once he came to his conclusion.

Alijah and Logan forgot after a while, until Nega-Alijah came back months later in *Revenge of Nega-Alijah*. He started to slowly ruin their lives *again*, and only when the townsfolk were about to send them afar by a giant slingshot, Alijah noticed that they were hypnotized. That's when he came out. Nega-Alijah revealed his master plan, and how Logan sent him afar just when he was about to change.

Alijah battles Nega-Alijah on his own for a while, and just when Negative has him down, Logan knocks him out. When he wakes him up, he's on the slingshot, and once he was shot away, nobody has heard from him since.

## Laconic

The lazy, chaotic and unfortunate urban life of an optimistic, immature boy with unique intelligence and his loyal yet dimwitted brute of a best friend filled with wacky everyday misadventures.

## Trivia

* There's actual pages for some of the characters who work on the show and exist outside of it.

#### The Narrator

Every story has a narrator, and this show has one that follows suit with the story... yet acts like a joker in some parts of his jobs. No-nonsense demeanor aside, he's mostly cranky when not given his daily caffeinated drink, and otherwise sarcastic towards his fellow workers outside of the show. He's the only one who ever made a physical appearance in the show, as seen in *Hero Nomination*.

#### Recorder Guy

He's been around throughout the entire time the facility running the show was open, which was a total of 20 years. He is very loyal, obedient, and cares about everyone just as equally.

#### Medium Boss

The current boss we have now, which took place 8 years after Big Boss' passing. He gets aggressive when someone screws something up, but mostly The Narrator.

#### Big Boss

Big Boss took place 6 years after Bigger Boss' passing. He was actually very kind, and treated all of his employees well.

#### Bigger Boss

Bigger Boss took place 4 years after Biggest Boss' passing. He wasn't as stern as the last two in charge, but still had a no-nonsense demeanor.

#### Biggest Boss

The Biggest Boss took place 2 years after The Boss That Was Too Big's passing, taking over the Narrator's spot. He was completely self-absorbed, and cared more about saving his own hide than his employees.

#### The Boss That Was Too Big

The Boss That Was Too Big is the overall owner of the studio who quickly passed away due to his large side, though it is looked at as a joke. In Medium Boss' words, he was "a literally big meanie".

* There are also pages for gag/unimportant characters who made minor/background appearances.

#### Magician Terry

The main antagonist of the short, *A Magic Dramatic*. He is a haughty individual who is overly-obsessed with getting famous for his ACTUAL magic, going as far as to almost turn the entire town of Whatchamacallit into his own amusement park to attract people. Sadly, he was defeated with ease, and after that, was forced to be a street magician that barely made even a cent.

#### Kicker's Great-Great Grandfather

* Believe it or not, there's even pages for characters who (except for one of them) *never* made an appearance on-screen, but were still mentioned and/or heard in the franchise.

#### Peyton's Friend

This is the one Peyton's always on the phone with every time she calls somebody. His/her name changes constantly, ranging from names like "Debbie" to "Harold", and was confirmed by the creator to be true. This character is always more wise than Peyton, always giving her better advice when she's in a situation. They're planned to finally be introduced in the finale.

* Alongside the ones that don't have any pages nor appearances, but exist and are mentioned in the series enough times.