The Orklypedia

The Smart Boyz Note The Hordes Discovery Grimgor Lok'Ta, WAAAAGH! Boss of The Horde held a feast for 'Da Boyz' (Term for Orks within Horde) that had been slaving away at building...something...Much grog (anything alcoholic to the Orks) was drunk and plenty of meat was consumed in a grotesque fashion. Through this feast the 'Smart Boyz' (scribes/historians) noticed an unfamiliar animal being consumed, it was pink, and it smelt a lot like the Orks. At first, they thought they ate one of the Goblins (not that it would change anything) after further 'investigation' or in Ork fashion, tearing through the animal looking for anything sharp to add to their collection of jewelry (bones). They noticed a large nose and a 'squiggly' tail, thus the "SQUIG" was announced, as one of the first of many to come animals from the rags of the Smart Boyz within the Horde. One of the best cavalry riders the Horde has 'Hograngle' ( @Hograngle ) Decided to immediately find another one of these Squigs to use as his mount, since then he has not dismounted it, some of the Orks have started to call him the "Hogrider"... From here we will see further issues of the animals discovered by the orks "Da Squig meat is gud, Da Squig is gud mount, We'ze uze da squig until da Horde finds a bigger mount". - Hograngle, Champion of the Mount.

The WAAGH-YU Enters the Ork Encyclopedia When Grimgor noticed the Encyclopedia being made by some of Da Smart Boyz, at first he thought what weirdo's *"why'ze draw WAAGH-YU, when Da Orks can just eat dem?"* It wasnt until Da Smart Boyz tried their best to reason with him, trying to explain that this book will help the Horde. After time Grimgor was persuaded and let Da Smart Boyz do their thing. With this, they first started with the squig, now the most eaten animal and most important animal to The Horde...The WAAGH-YU, some smoothskins call it a cow (weird). The Orks came up with this name due to the fact some Orks will fight each other over a piece of meat from its rump or a patty within a burger. But the real significant reason is that The Horde will start a WAAAGH! (War) over it, simply because if another being steals/eats their supply of it. Further dissection of the WAAGH-YU gave insight into its workings and just how the milk is produced that makes the lovely creamy cheese in which Orks love on their burgers. *"If anyone of dose smoothskins touches our bloody meatz, we'ze will give dem der first and only WAAAGH!"* - Grimgor Lok'Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde Below are the important details Da Smart Boyz found for the WAAGH-Yu....

The day of Tor's Unfurling After months of gruelling work The Horde had completed its creation, Tor, the Dark Portal of The Horde . When news was heard around Ilistrus that creatues from another realm invaded, killing many of its inhabitants, the Orks started work on a portal, a portal to cross realms and to take the fight to them. Through the months, thousands of tonnes of stone was mined up to make this portal. The efforts of the Orks who built this mega structure will be embeded in history, not just The Horde but Ilistrus. The head architecture of the build Krogarth, ( @Krogarth (EvilJammyJack) ) wanted the Orks to have the biggest portal ever seen (typical Ork mentality), the motivation from Krograth keep the construction within its time schedule (lashings and verbal abuse). On the last month of the construction, the only thing to do was for an Ork shaman to create the rift, it happened..but....Due to the Orks creating such a large gateway it allowed some of the biggest monster ever seen to pass through. Thus a huge battle ensued, the biggest battle to date in Ilistrus, all of its people fighting at the gateway to defend agaisnt the hundreds of nether spawn marching through. Enourmous fire breathing giants creating havoc, smaller nimble fire lizards charging down the the brave warriors. The battle lasted hours, hundreds of casulities...But it was over, Ilistrus had defeneded its land and it was time for its people to enter the Nether. The Ork Smart boyz had noted down this important part of The Hordes history, the day that Ilistrus fought at its portal, not as enemies but as allies, the day of Tor's Unfurling *"We'ze Orks haz built da Biggest Portal in Da*

Da Pointy Shoota & Da Fire Vomita The Orks have achieved yet again another milestone in recording items of the known world, This entry into the Orkelypedia is the Pointy Shoota and the Fire Vomita (bow & flame bow). It was said by the Smart Boyz of The Horde that by adding a solid string to the ends of a stick you can create so much tension when pulling back that when you let go it launches an object. Quickly being turned into a weapon, the Orks found that killing from range was for weaklings who didn't want to kill face to face, therefore becoming a popular weapon among the Goblins. It wasn’t til one of the cooks of the horde accidentally spilled oil onto the bow and not noticing, a goblin got his hands on it, and when firing the friction of the arrow against the wood caused it to ignite, thus causing the arrow the be engulfed in flames but not the bow. The Fire Vomita was born.

*"We'ze given da Gobbos a way to fight in battle wit out being as uzlez' az fey were. Now Da Squig riders can also shoot from far'ze away. Champion Hograngle will lov fis"* - Grimgor Lok'Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde.

DA CHIKN' Enters The Orklypedia It is once again time for another entry into the widely known and trusted encyclopedia, Orklypedia. This entry was done by some of the smartest Smart Boyz within The Horde, grasping every detail of the Chikn’ (Chicken), some of its main features include; the feathers (feathers) being used to make arrows and its meat being packed full of protein, or as the Orks like to call it “Stronk Meat”. But it’s what came out of the chicken that surprised the Orks and that was the Egg, this small white hardened object was filled with protein juice when cracked open. As always the Orks cooked it and noticed it tasted even better than being consumed raw. Some smart boyz are hypothesizing that the egg can be used for even more creations, but only time will tell. Currently, the Orks are mass producing the feather to make more ammo for their Shoota Boyz and feasting on finger-licking succulent Stronk Meat. *“We’ze eat fis Stronk Meat and we’ze will become bigga and betta, and for you’ze gobbo’ze, we’ze will make more pointy sticks for uz to shoot. We’ze FEAST and let da smart boyz fiddle wit da egg.”* - Droth, Smartest Smart Boyz of The Horde.

Da Pic enters Da Orklypedia It is time for Ilistrus to be blessed again with another entry to the greatest source of information in the world, The Orklypedia. This entry consists of “Da Pic” (Pickaxe), The Ork’s primarily started using the pickaxe to mine resources (mostly coal to cook meat) to advance the main WAAAGH! Camp, when finding shiny metals like diamonds, gold, and copper the Orks thought of something wondrous….A statue, as Orks think hiding behind armour is cowardly, it was the only good thing to come out of the shiny metals. And as always the Ork’s tried to weaponize it (not good) so for the current time, Ork’s will continue to use it for getting rocks and coal. However lately their are talks among the Chieftains of something brewing, something that is requiring the strongest Ork’s to use “Da Pic’z” *“Alfough da pic iz not gud for kronking, we’ze can still uz it to cook, MORE MEAT. FOR DA HORDE”* - Grimgor Lok’Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde.

Da Bronco Enters the Orklypedia The smart boyz have once again blessed Ilistrus with another entry to the Orklypedia, “Da Bronco” (Horse) although quite large even it still struggles to hold the weight of a regular Ork, thus why The Horde has been considering selling/trading them off to the smoothskins (non Ork). The smart boyz used items that were fished from the water to be placed on the back of the Bronco’s, this, in turn, allows a user to control the direction and speed of the Bronco. The smoothskins have been calling them reins and stirrups, the Orks just call them “make go” and “make turn”. For now, the Orks will continue to keep breeding these Bronco’s and pushing them to the limit until a better mount is found for them. Word has spread around the Ork camps that the WAAAGH! Boss Grimgor has been ‘farming’ them, for their skin to make books for a building near the northern ocean.

*“Afough dose Bronco’ze be small for uz Orks and too big for da gobbos, we’ze will efer eat dem or sell dem to fose soft smoothskinz”* - Grimgor Lok’Ta WAAAGH! Boss of The horde

Da Ramma enters The Orklypedia The smart boyz write out a new issue for the Orklypedia, Da Ramma (Goat) is a big sheep that likes to ram people. This was discovered when an Ork named Magyar released this wooly beast, that immediately ran over a poor goblin that was standing nearby. When seeing this colossal animal demolish a gobbo, Grimgor the WAAAGH! Boss new it had to be weaponized. Upon further inspection of the Ramma the smart boyz noticed that its horns were quite hardy. Hypothesizing a use for them in the future. But for now the Goblins have been spoiled with another mount this time more war-ready than the average squig (pig). *“We’ze like fese Ramma’ze, dey like to ram da enemy. Giv It to da gobbo’ze, dey will make good shock calvary for Da Horde.”* - Grimgor Lok'Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde. (edited)

Da Stinga enters the Orklypedia After containing the swarm of Stinga’s (Bees) The smart boyz began their investigation and dissection of the small nimble creature. It didn't take long for the Orks to figure out why the Ork Ruk Krugar ( @Thunder| Ruk Kruga ) had a swollen mouth from trying to eat one, it was shown that the little creature had a Stinga, to use as self-defense if someone punched the small boxes that the Stinga’s live in. What baffled even the smartest of the Smart Boyz, was how the fat little Stinga was able to fly with extremely thin and small wings and how some of them were black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow but also yellow and black. Further investigation done by the Orks was the realization that the Stingas respond fondly to a music disc called Stal for an undiscovered reason. From here the Orks use the Stinga for the sweet nectar that comes from them to add to their grog for “Yum yellow sludge” - Grimgor Lok’Ta. *“We’ze now know not to eat da Stinga, so we’ze uz it for da sweet stuff for uz grog”*- Grimgor Lok’Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde. *“It’ze so fat dat it doeznt care dat you fink it cant fly.”*- Droth, Smartest Smart Boyz of The Horde ( @RJI )

Da Bone King After the expedition, the horde had conducted during its great raid of 7AG, utilising ‘Da Big Ship’ to reach new lands that were once cut off from vast oceans, the horde was able to reap new rewards and kronk new smoothskins. However, during the month of the raid, new enemies were met and quickly dismembered, skeletons with a sense of fashion, grey smoothskins that showered The Horde with arrows. But it was one particular thing that struck the Horde…literally with lighting and explosions. A skeleton as black as coal with a crown of pure shimmering gold ambushed the horde at the steps of a fiery mountain, screaming that none shall kill it. Of course, this angered the Orks and tempted them to fight, the battle lasted the night and by sunrise, the so-called “Skeleton King” had perished along with a few Greenskin boyz. From the rubble of its corpse, one of da boyz noticed a bone that looked like it could bonk some umies efficiently, and that turned out to be true, the magic that the Skeleton King held, seeped into one of its bones, leaving its legacy to be a weapon of mass bonk. With the raid over the Smart boyz instantaneously began to ‘research’ this skeleton king. All that came out of it was that the king was able to control and format other skeletons to its will creating a formidable ranged army. Only theories can now tell what other beings would have done in this situation….but for the Orks it meant a cool bone to kronk and more bones to make jewerly. *“Da Bone King haz been krumped into nofing but a new weapon, und we’ze will uz dis weapon for a bloody gud time. While da smart boyz keep playing wit da left ova boney pile, we’ze will have a FEAST! Now who’z want a new belt?”* - Grimgor Lok’Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde.

Da Hoppa Scribed Da Smart Boyz of The Horde has achieved another grand literature piece, Da Hoppa (rabbit) has entered the Orklypedia after many hours of observation and dissection the smart boyz noticed something about these small bouncy creatures that make them fairly unique if one is to combine their foot into a potion it could allow the user to jump extreme heights. This was quickly used by the Orks, well tested on the Gobbo’s and to their surprise only killed a few, but broke the legs of many. Further inspection of Da Hoppa, revealed its a great way to teach young or runt Gobbo’s to ride before jumping on a squig. Da Big Un’s also revealed that if you kill enough it could be used to create padded armour or books. *"I'ze like diz creature becuase it makes da boyz jump higher, dat way we'ze can stomp on even the tallest smoothskin"* - Grimgor Lok'Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde.

The Ork finally recorded in the Orklypedia The Ork, the most common species of Greenskin, is a savage, warlike, green-skinned species of humanoids who possess physiological features of both animals and fungi that are spread all across the Ilistrus but the majority dwell within the tribal nation of The Horde. They are seen by their enemies (pretty much everyone else in Ilistrus) as savage, violent, and crude, but they are the most successful species in the whole world, outnumbering and outthinking possibly every other intelligent species, even Automata. This is because of their ‘will’, Orks generate a potent psychic gestalt field that allows them to accomplish many feats of technological engineering that might otherwise seem impossible. Since the dawn of Ilistrus Orks has been present, Smart Boyz have hypothesized that the first generation of Orks (Grimgro Lok’Ta) was but the manipulation of mushrooms and dark magics….But with the interaction of other species within Ilistrus, the smart boyz believe in a cross-species. Only time will tell.

Although Orks deem themselves as the smartest boyz of the Horde, goblins are reaching an ever closen margin with their new foundings in boat and airship production, along with the ability to tame many creatures. *“We’ze da best Greenskins around here, da Troll’ze and Ogre’z are too dumb to create da boat’z like uz, und da Gobbo’ze und Gremlin’z are too small to kill da big Smoothskins, so we’ze da biggest and bestest.”* - Grimgor Lok’Ta, WAAAGH Boss of The Horde.

Da Gobbo enters the Orklypedia The Smart Boyz sighed as they begun this scripture piece but, dissecting and abusing the Gobbo’s (Goblins) did make up for it. ‘Da Gobbo’ is smaller subspecies of Orks, who are more cowardly than normal Orks and are usually used as living shields, to clear traps, are stepped on to get through difficult terrain, and sometimes even as emergency rations. The goblins are essentially the bottom of the Greenskin hierarchy, they work as slaves for Orks, although recently there is whispers of revolutionary Gobbo’s, due to the increase in death on construction sites. As they are a bit more organised than the larger Orks, Goblins are often used to maintain Greenskin war machines and artillery. Because such work is considered highly undesirable by most Orks, as it prevents them from being in the heart of the battle. However there are instances of Goblins reaching a higher position within The hordes hierarchy, Hograngle the champion of the joust has proven to be a formidable opponent on the squig (pig) even against an Ork on a Charger (horse).The future will now tell what happens to this lower class of Greenskin. *“Da Gobbo’z are very uzlez az we all’ze know, except dat Hograngle. BUT alfough dey might not fight like uz Orkz und troll’z und Ogre’ze, dey do all da boring stuff we’ze don’t want to do, like carrying arrow’ze, shooting rock’z at a wall and being uzed az kamakazie’ze boyz. So for da time being we’ze might just feed dem a little more.”* -Grimgor Lok’Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde.

Da Troll enters the Orklypedia The sun sets behind the great mountains of the Horde’s land and just in time for another issue to enter the Orklypedia straight from the Smart Boyz. Da Troll, the great brute of The Horde. They are dull-witted yet brutal savage fighters, although easily distracted. The Horde has to keep bribing these Trolls to join their WAAAGHS!, promising an opportunity to eat smoothskins or even Goblins should there temporarily be no enemy to fight not that the Orks care. After hours of trying to kill one of the trolls for the Smart Boyz to dissect, they found something incredible not only are they terrifyingly powerful, a fast-moving creature with flesh that can quickly restore itself, or in some cases mutate. Unlike most Troll, the one that was dissected had the ability to use its vomit as a weapon, acidic bile dissolving the flesh of anything that came close. A demonstration was needed and of course, an unlucky goblin was chosen and urged to stand still for, in the smart boyz words. *“Stand still you git, because we’ze gonna make you get big und stronk like da Orks”* - Droth, Smartest Boyz of The Horde. However, the downside to the trolls is although they can venture out in the sun it greatly affects their ability to fight due to their sensitive eyes thus you will normally find them with helmets on during the day to try and block out as much sunlight as possible.

Da Wyvern enters the Orklypedia When feeding Da Chargers (Horses) A Gobbo was surprised when a shadow swept over the stables at a speed even storms didn't conjure. When bringing da smart boyz to Loch (Home of the hordes horses) it was then when they saw a beast fly through the clouds, riddled with scales the smart boyz at first thought of it being a lizard shot out of a catapult from Hoora nopt. However, it wasn't til the unfortunate event of the beast flying directly towards the smart boyz, being so smart they through the Gobbo in front and were amazed when it engulfed in flames. This flying beast could exhale fire, After many months of feeding weak Charger’ze to the beast it eventually stopped killing Greenskins in exchange for the charger’ze to consume. After more time Da Smart Boyz began their experiments on the beast, Arms that worked like wings, scales as hard as diamonds, teeth as sharp as swords. Thus the Wyvern was discovered, many more of these beasts were found around steeping high mountains. Some Smart boyz have even begun theorizing that this is only a smaller beast of the air, as enormous tears can be seen on some wyverns, too long for arrows and ballista’s, and too large to be swords and axes. Is there a larger flying beast in Ilistrus? *“We’ze can fank da smart boyz for being so smart, instead of da wyvern’ze attacking uz greensin it will eat und attack da weak charger’ze we’ze leave out. Just don’t be a git and go wondering into dere cave’z.”* - Grimgor Lok'Ta, WAAAGH! Boss of The Horde