recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
A pair of golden arm braces

```
Object 'braces arm golden'
Item Type: WORN
Mat Class: metal        Material: gold
Weight   : 2            Value   : 500

Affects  : WIS           by 1
Affects  : SAVING_SPELL  by -1
Item is  : MAGIC BLESS
Restricts: NOMAGE NOTHIEF NODRUID NORANGER NOWARRIOR NODARK_KNIGHT NOBARBARIAN
           NOBLACK_ROBE NORED_ROBE NOWHITE_ROBE NOSHAMAN
Immune   : IMMUNE_ACID

```
Eodiyn's Blade

## Cartography Report

When man long ago warred against the Afflicted, in open combat across the plains and forests of Old Terra, one tribesman rose above the rest to unite and lead man against the flesh-eating horde. Eodiyn the Brave rode into combat against the beasts over fourty times, earning a reputation for himself, as well as his legendary blade. Legends say, it was this blade that impaled the last Afflicted before they went into hiding.
Malathier's Eye

## Cartography Report

As the Tree Hrolgar grew, it split the Seed Hredjin into many pieces, its roots carrying the shards down into the Nether. When Malathier planned to overtake Terra, he found one of these shards. Instilling it with the most potent of his magic, he threw it out from the Nether as far as he could. It danced along the border between the Void and the Thier, finding its place above Terra as the Moon. Its appearance in the sky signaled the beginning of the Second Age. Malathier's Titans were grown on this moon before falling to the surface of Terra.
Create water (druid spell)

## Spell information

```
Spell    : Create Water
Sphere   : Elemental
Usage    : cast 'create water' [liquid container in inventory]
Duration : Instantaneous
Effects  : Produces water
Circle   : 1

This spell can be used to produce water. When cast on a drink container, the
container will then be partly or fully filled. The amount of water created
increases with level. The yield increases with level of caster, and will give
better results during wet weather.  Specifying no container will place the
water in the caster's body instead.

```
Snapping Trout

## Cartography Report

Great trout with strong jaws, that
live as ambush predators along the side of streams and are known for taking men
into the water to drown and be eaten. Can get to be six feet long, and have
fins like a Coelacanth to hold themselves in place along the bank. Their meat
is prized for its natural sweetness.

## Real World Notes

The Snapping Trout is similar in appearance to a coelacanth and a sockeye or soho salmon, having the head and arched back of the two salmon species, but the larger body and feet-like fins of the coelacanth, allowing them to wait motionless along the shores of moving water.
Josh Cohen

Josh contemplates the fairness of the Treaty of Versailles

### Remarkable Trait

Went from Keenest Fresher to Presidential Sesher by playing international cock or ball every chance he got to

Josh Cohen

- The Josh One

-The Phoenix/Penis One

-Arisen from the Ashes

-Rising from the Hashes

-Moroccan Sunset

-Tequila Sunset

-Get Down On A Saturday Night (€10)

-Get Funky

-Funks\*

President and former social secretary. Known for his inability to hold down wine or keeping shoes from being destroyed. Just ask him what the sum of the Gendarmerie, a Trippy Toilet and some Don Simon is. Known for being the most overenthusiastic member of the club from 2015/16.

Founder of IntimaTour.

 Pint speed (% Robbie)
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Malathier's Remedy

## Cartography Report

Malathier's Remedy is a phrase coined to label any concoction originally intended to have beneficial results, but that have the opposite. It cites the deceitful nature of Malathier, and how often one action can conceal a hidden agenda. The most notable account ofMalathier's Remedy is from Olgen the Great who, as King, was given an elixir to extend his life. Taking the potion before bed, he was found dead the next morning.
Hyenas

## Cartography Report

Hyenas are scavenging animals native to much of Terra.

## Common Hyena

The Common Hyena is native to a large region of Terra, though most commonly found in the Fields of the Turtle-God.

## Mountain Hyena

The Mountain Hyena is a more vicious cousin of its southern relative. It has white fur, and is adapted for a mountainous lifestyle. Although both species of hyena are capable of hunting, the Mountain Hyena is a larger threat to travelers because of the scarcity of scavenging material.
Nerendir's Penchant

## Cartography Report

Although many can be found wearing the likeness of Nerendir around their necks, the original statue was crafted by the orc-people centuries ago. Sculpted high in the mountains, near the site of their original encampment after fleeing the world, it was built in honor of Nerendir that was, to remind themselves of what was lost, and never to let themselves go the same way as she.
Songs of Terra Wikia

## Welcome to the Songs of Terra Wikia

This wiki is a personal reference guide to the fictional world of Terra. As such, it utilizes artwork and images from various sources solely for the purpose of demonstration. This wiki and its creator do not claim ownership of any of the images contained herein, unless otherwise stated.

## Latest activity

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Find videos about your topic by exploring Wikia's Video Library.

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Women

## Cartography Report

Women, the Shame of the Immortals, are descended from those Immortals which warred against Man during the Mythic Ages, who were stripped of their immortality and forced to partner with man in order to give birth to new life--forced to resolve their differences by the necessity of co-habitation. They get their name, woman, from a combination of the words 'woe' and 'man', indicating that they are woeful to be partnered to man after their past immortality.
Hardwood Tree

## Cartography Report

Hardwood trees are large pines, primarily indigenous to the northeast regions of Terra, and which are largely monopolized by House Brakswood, who are named after the Brakenswood. In spite of their similarity to redwood trees, they do not have red bark, and have more pliable wood, leading to their high demand in the construction of ships and war vehicles.
Alison Clayson

As probably the smallest member of Warwick Surf, indeed the smallest human in the world it is quite easy to underestimate her ability to internally wound you with one of her hugs.

She didn't get the nickname 'vicious hamster' for nothing.

In fact it arose from the time she single handedly took on the Men’s Rugby First team on behalf of Snurf in the annual rugby 7s tournament and beat them 35-nil! They don't like t talk about it.

Take this as fair warning.

An extremely nice, extremely outrageous character, Ali was the club's Foreign Tour Secretary during 2014/15. (She was also Social sec for mixed hockey during 2013/14 but we don't mention that...)
Proprioception

*Proprioception signifie "la perception, consciente ou non, de la position des différentes parties du corps"*

## Histoire

Amyntas est gravement endommagé après le siège d'Anicetus et son corps a été retrouvé par les forces ennemies. Ils initient une séquence d'effacement de mémoire sur lui. L'interface de l'ordinateur d'Amyntas fait un dernier effort pour déterminer sa position avant de se désactiver.

## Détails

Les événements de ce morceau se déroulent après que l'Empyrean Extermination Sequence estropie la ville d'Anicetus (et la plupart des autres villes d'Acheron) pendant la chanson "To Coexist Is To Surrender".

Au début de la piste, Amyntas se trouve dans les décombres, ayant du mal à respirer (tous ces effets sonores peuvent s'entendrent la piste). Trois soldats d'Empyrean avancent vers le corps d'Amyntas. Ils demandent une instruction et reçoivent l'ordre d'effacer la mémoire d'Amyntas (ce qui explique pourquoi Amyntas n'a aucun souvenir de ces circonstance pendant Xenon, qui a lieu après cet événement). Les soldats exécutent l'ordre reçu et continuent de traquer les survivants.

Après la suppression de sa mémoire, l'interface biométrique d'Amyntas tente de récupérer les données perdues, au moins pour qu'elles soient utilisées pour les fonctions biométriques et corporelles de base (proprioception).

## Paroles

```
 *[Soldat d'Empyrean]*

Cepheon, connectez cette transmission
Cepheon, conscient localisé
Demande d'ordre
Je répète, conscient localisé
Demande d'ordre
Ordres reçus
Fragmentation mémorielle en cours

*[Interface d'Amyntas/auditeur]*

Systèmes compromis
Perte de données interne détectée
Bloc mémoriel... Accès refusé
Initialisation du protocole de récupération
Le protocole a échoué
Allocation des ressources restantes pour proprioception

```

## Paroles Originales

```
Cepheon, link this transmission
Cepheon, sentient located
Requesting orders
I repeat, sentient located
Requesting orders
Orders received
Memory frag in progress

[**Amyntas/Listener’s Interface]**
Systems compromised
Internal data loss detected
Memory cluster... Access denied
Initializing recovery protocol
Protocol failed
Allocating remaining resources to proprioception

```
Windcaller

## Cartography Report

A horn, rumored to have been stolen from the fauns, many historians claim that it was in fact crafted by the Immortals long before that. During the wars between men, the horn developed a reputation of bringing about a storm at the location it was sounded. Although this cannot be confirmed, the horn certainly was present at the sites of many pivotal battles in the Sovereignty Wars.
The Dark Blade

## Cartography Report

Constructed by Malathier in the depths of the Nether, the Dark Blade is the most powerful sword in existence, instilled with Malathier's own essence. He gifted it to one of his Corrupted, knowing that they could not withstand the sheer power of the weapon to influence hearts and minds. From there it spread from man, to half-form, slowly being lost to the depths of time. Its current location and influence is unknown.
Hammerthorn

## Cartography Report

A warhammer that was said to have been so heavy, only the strongest of warriors could use it, Hammerthorn was used extensively in Agnar's famous quest against the Titans. Although it is not confirmed if any were slain by this hammer, Agnar's tales of bravado delighted any who would listen at the local tavern, and have become children's classics since. Agnar perished long ago, but the hammer remains in the possession of his descendants.
People

**Current Surf Board Members**

President: Nathan Jones

Vice President: Tom Hankins

Treasurer: Sadie Hallet

Media & Communications: Kurt Rahir

Social Secs: Jack Bowden & Nour Ghantous

Charities & Events: Emma Clifford

Merchandise: Jemma Macgregor

Foreign Tour Secretary: Clem Edwards

Training & Equipment: Anna Shaikly

## **The Beautiful Bunch**

See also:

Lifejacket

Saul Cheeseman

Brianny Anter

The Initiator

Sebastian Twahht

## **Past  Surf Board Members**

*2016-2017*

President: Tom Moon

Vice President:Romy Viviani

Treasurer: Ben Taylor Fresh

Media & Communications: Fiona Jackson

Social Secs: Mikey Eccleston and Josh Cohen

Charities & Events: Connie Bunch

Merchandise: Tommy Underwood

Foreign Tour Secretary: Jack Thornton

Training & Equipment: Matt Borghi

*2015- 2016*

President: Kate Mant

Vice President: Corkscrew

Treasurer: Harvey Francis

Media & Communications Tom Moon

Social Secs: Chris Storey and Jack Thornton

Charities & Events: Kate Pilling

Merchandise: Syph West

Foreign Tour Secretary: Romy Viviani

Training & Equipment: Helen Jones

*2014- 2015*

President: Conor Devine

Vice President: Mikey Hobson

Treasurer: Oftroy Jones

Media & Communications: Jack Denton

Social Secs: Dolly Allday and Kate Mant

Charities & Events: Anna Richardson

Merchandise: Sam Clifton

Foreign Tour Secretary: Alison Clayson

Training & Equipment: Rachael Bartlett

*2013-2014*

President: Harvey Francis

Vice President: Julian Regan

Treasurer: Alex Hamilton-Jones

Secretary: Kate Nicholas

Social Secs: Conor Devine and Mikey Hobson

Charities & Events: Rhys Thomas

Equipment and Merchandise: Madison Lambley

Foreign Tour: Emily Vosper

Communications: Verity Armstrong

*2012-2013*

President: Sam Mason

Vice President: Alex Lowden

Treasurer: Ali Wood

Secretary: Becky Myers

Social Secs: Julian Regan and Beckie Lines

Charities & Events: Georgie Conway

Equipment and Merchandise: Verity Armstrong

Foreign Tour: Polly Dunn

Communications: Harvey Francis

Snurf Captain: Lewis Fowler

*2011-2012*

President: Rich Powe

Vice President: Harry Boys

Assistant to the VP: Matty Dye

Treasurer: Lucia Giffard

Secretary: Ferne Robinson

Social Secs: Hugh Eggar and Ashley Carlin

Charities & Events: Tom Ripley

Equipment and Merchandise: Sam Mason

Foreign Tour: Ali Wood

Communications: Tom Colville

*2010-2011*

President: Josh "Papa" Roche

Vice President: Kit Powe

Treasurer: Ella Reid-Norris

Secretary: Jess Davies

Social Secs: Steph Anstey and Cal Young

Equipment and Merchandise: Rich Powe

Foreign Tour: Pete "Woz" Wozniak

Communications: Hugh Eggar

*2009-2010*

President: John Gulian

Vice President: Josh "Papa" Roche

Treasurer: Chris Nash

Secretary: Becca Dean

Social Secs: Matty Dye and Alexi Thompson

Equipment and Merchandise: Lee Hunt

Foreign Tour: Ben Jones

Communications: Jen Norris
House Brakswood

## Cartography Report

House Brakswood is the land owner of the Brakswood Estate, the primary supplier of hardwood trees to the Realm. It is home to the Brakenswood and the northern passage. The family has, over the successive generations, been House Brakenswood and House Braken. It was House Braken which named the Brakenswood, after their migration north from Daranor.
Northern passage

## Cartography Report

The Norther Passage is a strip of land dividing the Sea of Stars from the Black Sea. It serves as a land bridge to the White. It is only passable in winter when the Ice Fields have formed. It is because of this passage that the laverd of House Brakswood claims the title Keeper of the Northern Passage.
Blood of the Void

## Cartography Report

Malathier, having been formed from the drop of the first rivers falling off of Terra, found that some of his essence had been instilled into the surrounding waters of the Nether. Although it is said to sit in the lower reaches of the Nether, unused, sometimes this black liquid seeps up into the Terra. When men find this and bottle the liquid, unpredictable (and often deadly) results can be expected.
Wolfsbane

## Cartography Report

The sword used by Findred the Fierce in his ancient campaigns against the Afflicted, the blade is said to have ended the lives of over three hundred flesh-eaters. Although its current whereabouts are unknown, the blade was rumored to have been lost along with Findred when he was abducted by Afflicted, who dragged him into the distant foothills of Old Terra. Both of them have yet to be found.
Nerendira

## Cartography Report

The Nerendira were the race born from the undesired union between Man and Nerendir. Meaning in the language of Terra 'children of Nerendir', they were shunned from the world and lived out naturalistic lives in the mountains and caves of Terra, hence earning them the name 'orc-people'--or 'rock people'--amongst men. When Nerendir received her gift from Malathier, some of the Nerendira accepted and became the Afflicted, while the rest continued on as they always had, worshipping Nerendir now as The Fallen One.
Deep pockets (magic user spell)

## Spell information

```
Spell    : Deep Pockets
Sphere   : Enchantment
Usage    : cast 'deep pockets' [cloth or leather container  in inventory]
Duration : Permanent
Effects  : Makes a container grow in size
Circle   : 2

By casting this spell on a cloth or leather garment, the caster makes the item
grow in size by adding dimensional pockets in the item.  The pockets are
small, dimensional pockets that form inside the object and link to another
plane of existence beyond the prime material plane.  Objects can then be
stored in the dimensional pockets, giving the object more space.

Because of the nature of dimensional rifts, this spell will eventually eat
away at the material of the item until the entire item becomes a part of the
plane the pockets were created from.

Component Casting:
-Increased size bonus beyond the normal cap.

```
Immortals

## Cartography Report

During the Mythic Ages, the Immortals were the firstborn race, created by Elendyl in order to appreciate the Terra. Born from the Mother Child and the Tree Hrolgar, the Immortals were the purest race, their magic closer to that of the Tree. Immensely beautiful, they could give birth to new Immortals whenever they pleased, and enjoyed a constant ecstasy through communion with creation.

## History

After a time, the Immortals desired company in their appreciation of creation, and requested that a new race be made for them. Elendyl complied, and created Man. Man was shaped without the ability to create life, being separated from the magic of the Tree. In envy of the Immortals, Man sought out and raped the Immortal Nerendir, who birthed the orc-people from this undesired union. In retaliation, many Immortals took up arms and warred against Man, whilst a small faction retreated to a peaceful existence in the mountains, away from the torments of the world. Those that took up arms against Man were punished by Elendyl, stripped of their immortality, and forced from then on to partner with Man if they wished to create new life, becoming Women. In this way, both were forced to co-habitate and constantly struggle in their search for peace. Elendyl fashioned many of the beasts of Terra in this pattern.

Those few Immortals that didn't take up arms against Man resigned themselves to a solitary existence in the mountains of Terra, where they could commune with Elendyl in peace.
Sea of Stars

## Cartography Report

A large body of water framed by Terra and Kingsguard in the south, the Northern Passage to the east, the Unending Wild to the west, and the Ice Fields and White to the north. On calm nights, bioluminescent jellyfish drift to the surface of the water, seeming to multiply the reflection of the star in the night sky, and thus giving the sea its name.
Afflicted

## Cartography Report

The Afflicted represent one of the attempts by Malathier to corrupt the essence of the Thier during the First Age. It is a communicable illness which transforms the flesh of those into monstrous forms. Passed first from Nerendir to her children, the affliction soon spread to Man as well.

## Full-Form

Full-Form Afflicted are those who give in completely to their desire to consume flesh. They cannot go out in Elendyl's Light, and must rest during the day, guarded by Half-Forms.

## Half-Form

Half-Form Afflicted are those who, in worship of Nerendir, pledge to guard the Full-Forms as they sleep. In order to prevent their bodies from transforming completely, they only drink the blood of the Full-Forms kills, quenching their thirst, but keeping them living in perpetual hunger. They can walk in Elendyl's Light, yet due to their guard of the Full-Forms, tend to keep nocturnal lifestyles, roaming from their dens when the Full-Forms hunt.

## 'Elders'

The name 'Elder' is a misnomer, based on man's false assumption--now corrected--that the Elders were the final form of this sickness. In truth, Elder Afflicted are those who chose not to give in to their hunger, to starve themselves and allow the sickness to ravage their body, leading to painful deaths that leave them ill for days, before their minds finally succumb to the hunger and they blindly seek sustenance, usually too weak by this point to do so. Many men of this time frequently consign themselves to being buried alive in coffins in order not to give in to their hunger, leading to the old misconception that the Affliction raised the dead before turning them into carnivorous beasts.
Menagi's Fang

## Cartography Report

Called by the summons of Malathier alongside the Titan Aravak, Menagi was a half-form, and less capable of handling the essence of the Void. Although he was deemed a failure before Aravak, Malathier found use for him for far longer, agonizingly stripping the flesh from his body for a hundred years to create new forms until finally only one tooth remained.
Jack Thornton

Christmas tour, obviously.

What can I say about Jack Thornton? As an Ex-Social Sec, he is without a doubt one of the loudest in even the rowdiest of circles. A living ledgend. Jack was first born as a Megalodon in a place that is now known as "Bedford".

Very few people know this, but Jacks original name was in Fact "Megalodon the Destroyer" named after his ability destroy dinopints. In fact somewhere in Lower Tuscany there is a cave in which early day men (there were men at this point - "Scientists" are wrong on this - Jack was there) painted Megalodon the Destroyer (Jack) drinking 100 or more Tricerotops horns full of Dinobeer.

Somewhere around the 650,000th century BC, Megalodon was happy enjoying an ice cold dinopint (in the north pole - no other way to keep a dinopint cold ,since fridges had yet to be invented), when one of his homeboys (probably called Mesadon or something - this is unclear since there is doubt in the scientific community about regional dialects of Dinowriting) mentioned that there was a big ball of fire in the sky, that was not in fact the sun. Being a keen engineer, even at this early age, Megolodon did some calculations and discovered that this was in fact a meteoroid!!!!

"Well shit" decried Megalodon. He shouted to everyone to take cover and follow him, since a bloody-big-ass rock was bound to crash into the earth and destroy all life bigger than a shrew. But no-one believed him, so they all died.

At the same time in rural Derbyshire the future mega bro of Jack, Chris Storey, had had the good sense to evolve into a shrew (Darwin was slightly off on his theory of evolution) prior to the meteoroid striking. The Megalodon and shrew both then hid themselves in The Winchester to have a pint and wait for the meteorite to all blow over.

Jack emerged from The Winchester pissed off his nut. All of his friends, everyone he had ever known was dead. He swore he would never be known as Megalodon again and renamed himself "Jack Darrell Thornton". But all those pints made him a bit sleepy. So he went and hibernated for a few million years after his mad bender at the Winchester, until one tepid day in 2014 he woke up...

Upon waking, Jack found himself to have evolved once again into a homo sapien (posh word for person). He realised with dispair that everyone he had ever known was dead and that he now needed to make new friends, so he decided to apply to UCAS where he recieved an offer from Warwick, due to his impressive calculations on the meteor that almost killed him (remember he had been asleep for the past 65 million years, so he did not have any A-Levels).

Ask him about:

* Aubergines as a source for prosthetic penile replacements.
* The Switch/Assembly Escape Room experience.
* Surf Mean Tonic (or SMT, it is known that only Jack and Storey have the recipie for this delightful Moonshine)
* The number 'Four', or His First Ever Shandy.

Fond of Dubious links and plaid shirts (see also: Matt Borghi, Tommy Underwood).

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Faun's Basket

## Cartography Report

It is said that if one should locate and survive an encounter with a faun, they should seek out the faun's basket. These baskets are used by the fauns in gathering ingredients for use in meals and unknown concoctions, and are supposed to imbue the gathered items with the highest possible potency, making these baskets ideal for alchemists, apothecaries, and chefs.
Man

## Cartography Report

The second race created by Elendyl, Man was made as a gift to the Immortals, so that they would have a brethren race to appreciate the Thier with. Jealous of the Immortals' ability to create life, Man sought out and raped the Immortal Nerendir, giving birth to the orc-people. As retaliation many of the Immortals waged war with Man, even while a minority maintained peaceful lives. Those who took up arms against Man were punished by Elendyl and stripped of their immortality, forcing them to partner with Man in order to continue to create life. In this way, those punished Immortals became Women.
Malvak's Marrow

## Cartography Report

A battle axe of medium size that, if the stories are to be believed, once chopped deep into the bone of a Titan, spilling the marrow of the beast onto the blade. Many later speak of how the axe developed a taste for blood, and drove any who yielded it into murderous rage. Generals during the Third Age sought the axe, and it changed sides many times before being seized and destroyed by the orc-people.
Aerdaen's Bow

## Cartography Report

The bow of Aerdaen, one of the Immortals, carved by the hands of Nerendir before her defilement and strung with a string requested from the fauns; this bow is said to be incapable of missing its mark. Countless stories in a countless number of locations tell of men and women who have wielded this bow over the years. Some used it for good, others for ill. The bow's current whereabouts are unknown.
Cartography

## Cartography Report

The Cartography is the chiefest authority in the Realm. It is the primary institute of knowledge, containing the largest library in Terra, and containing an accurate map of Terra, carved into a large slab of polished granite. The Cartography also tracks the moral progress of the Realm, advising kings on how to lead the Star, and having a presence in every major city. Most books that have any accuracy are usually published by the Cartography, and they are extensive gatherers of information, doing what they can to fill in the blank spaces on the maps. The Grand Cartography is in Peacewatch.
Bex Middleton

2017/18 Social Sec

Reabeckcah "Bex" Middleton.

Bex enjoying a pre-circle beverage in Ericeira

Known for being surprisingly unresilient to purple, her voice will give away faster than the boards she rides once a year.

Her company is two-fold, if you get to see her at all, as she is often busy with lunar activities. She spends the first half of nights out being the best friend you ever had, spreading her love far and wide, high and low, sometimes even reaching Charlotte Herbert.

She will then inevitably go on to turn into the heaviest sack of potatoes you've ever seen, losing her phone, wallet, attire, consciousness and dignity. Don't expect to see her come back to life, not even Warwick Irish can help her at this stage.

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Foreign Tour Secretary

Foreign Tour Sec is in charge of making Summer Tour the best week of your life!

**Active Foreign Tour Sec**

2017/2018 Tom Hankins

**Past Foreign Tour Secs**

2016/2017 Jack Thornton

2015/2016 Romy Viviani

2014/2015 Alison Clayson

2013/2014 Emily Vosper

2012/2013 Polly Dunn

2011/2012 Ali Wood

2010/2011 Pete Wozniak

2009/2010 Ben Jones

2008/2009 :(
Mike Hall

Mike Hall. Say it fast.

Mike Hall... Mi-keHall... Mi-keall... **Michael**.

Yes, his full name simply sounds out his first name and it is *hilarious*.

.

/hɒməfəʊn,ˈhəʊməfəʊn/

*noun*

- each of two or more words having the same pronunciation but different meanings, origins, or spelling.

**Oronym:**

- Homophones of multiple words or phrases.

.

**Keep a look out for his friends:**

Ed Ward

Rob Hurt

Brad Lee

Zack Carrey

(10€):

Matt Hughes

Ben Sherman
Sofia Vgfskljhtaewhou

Also known as: Princess Vagina Flaps

It has been said that whenever a conversation on the topic is to be had it is because Sofia has willed it. In 2016, Professor Phillip McCrevace from the sociology department at Warwick found that there was an 0.9789 correlation on the variables "Distance from Sofia" and "Percentage of conversations relating to a sexual topic".

As if this were not enough, she has not only one study being conducted on her, but incredibly enough Dr Seymour Butz from the english department is conducting a study on how to spell her surname, so far his paper stands at 373 pages long.

Ask her about:

* Her Commercial Boat / Cruise Liner Driving Licence
* Being fined on EVERY SINGLE TOUR for "having sex on tour" despite having never had sex on tour...
* Being "One of you guys"
* The time she fired a cannon at the King of Greece
Round3

On Summer Tour 2013, Harvey Francis and Julian Regan came up with probably the worst drinking game ever created in an attempt to discombobulate those sat around them.

**How to play**

\* A player initiates a game by clicking their fingers in the air

\* Once players catch on to this, they all join in until everyone is clicking

\* At this point the initiator of the game, not to be confused with The Initiator the person, says "I Propose a game of Round3"

\* That person (The initiator not The Initiator) will then say a 2 worded phrase

\* The person to their left or right must then come up with another 2 worded phrase starting with the final syllable of the previous person's phrase.

\* For every word over the 2 word limit, that person must drink one finger

\* If carried out in 1 word, that person may nominate someone else to Fun

**Failures and oversights**

The game is terrible, has too many rules and is fart too complicated for more than 3 people.

No one ever found it interesting other than Julian and Harvey and people only ever played it because the name was mysterious.

**Improvements**

Unable to show their faces due to shame and embarrassment Harvey and Julian stayed indoors for 8 days and 4 hours and finally came out with a new, improved, actually slightly enjoyable drinking game they creatively named: Round4
Oftroy Jones

"Oftroy" Jones

**PLEASE HELP DOMINIC**

Studying for a PHD in some biological stuff.

Has to be constantly begged to do her job.

She lives in the stupid part of Cornwall and actually surfs a lot.

She Pronounces Fistral as "Feestral" and is often fined because of how stupid it sounds - you do not say Feest, heestory, meest etc.

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Cameron Bentley

Cameron Bentley (Cavia porcellus), also called the cavy, is a species of homosapien belonging to the family Caviidae and the genus Cavia. Despite his common name, this animal is not in the pig family, nor is he from Guinea. He originated in the Andes, and earlier studies based on biochemistry and hybridization suggested he is a domesticated descendant of a closely related tribal community and therefore, does not exist naturally in the wild. Recent studies applying molecular markers, in addition to studying the skull and skeletal morphology of current and mummified animals, revealed that his ancestors are most likely Cavia tschudii.
Social Secretary

In charge of fun and banter, as there are two of them it is recommended that they each take charge of one.

2017/18 Bex Middleton & Cliffy

**Past Social Secs**

2016/2017 Mikey Eccleston & Josh Cohen

2015/2016 Chris Storey & Jack Thornton

2014/2015 Kate Mant & Dolly Allday

2013/2014 Conor Devine & Mikey Hobson

2012/2013 Julian Regan & Beckie Lines

2011/2012 Hugh Eggar & Ashley Carlin

2010/2011 Steph Anstey & Cal Young

2009/2010 Matty Dye & Alexi Thompson
Warwicksurf Wikia

**Welcome to the** **Warwick Surf** **Wiki!**

Here you will find everything that is Warwick Surf. Want to find out just who the hell the person that was running around without any trousers on the other night is or just fancy a scroll through past and present members of Warwick Surf?! Click on the People tab! Dunno what the hell someone means/wants when they shout out what appears to be random, nonsensical words at you?! Visit the Chatting Shit tab or the Dubious Links tab! Fancy finding out the Surf History of the club or who won which Awards in the past? Then guess what: check out those tabs too! There's even a tab for Tours!

**Just a Quickie**

This is a wiki, it's pretty sick-y and not very tricky - to edit. Also anyone can edit it, including you! Please bear in mind though before you do edit the wiki that these pages are public and so can be viewed by anyone! Please keep potential not-gonna-get-employed-because-of-this-ridiculous-picture-of-you-fucking-shit-up things off the wiki! Otherwise anything goes! The more people who contribute, the bigger and better this wiki gets! Cheers!
The Allodynia Lance

## Paroles

```
Cherche rétribution avec la machine

Imprégné par le premier titan vivant

Couverte de feu

Reste calme, ces flammes brûlent plus haut

Soit morte soit enterrée

Sa lignée brisée par une matrice stérile

La saignée reprendra

Reste calme et regarde la consumer

Les seigneurs de bannières du monde de Hyperion

S'agenouillent devant son glorieux passage

Gardée par l'épée d'une Banshee

Des offrandes à l'odeur de fer

Coulent des mains

Levées sans fin

Pour créer un nouveau monde

Sans guerre

Nous devons rejeter notre destin pour être protégés par la machine

Chimère

Accepte l'aura

Pour ne pas oublier d'où nous venons

Prêtres et traitres

Du vieux monde

Regardent en désespoir tendis que des pédales Elephtériennes

Descendent dans l'air

En silence, ces saints hypocrites

Renient et détestent

A terme, leurs fables et leur chair

Se décomposeront

Les seigneurs de bannières du monde de Hyperion

S'agenouillent devant son glorieux passage

Gardée par l'épée d'une Banshee

Un instant avant son ascension

Elle se retourne pour faire face à sa horde infinie

Pour créer un nouveau monde

Sans guerre

Nous devons rejeter notre destin pour être protégés par la machine

Chimère

Accepte l'aura

Pour ne pas oublier d'où nous venons

Pour suivre l'appel

Avec un cœur brisé

Honorez la conquérante sans visage

Pour suivre l'appel

Avec un cœur brisé

Honorez la conquérante sans visage

Pour créer un nouveau monde

Sans guerre

Nous devons rejeter notre destin pour être protégés par la machine

Chimère

Accepte l'aura

Pour ne pas oublier d'où nous venons

Pour ne pas oublier d'où nous venons

```
Rulak

## Cartography Report

Although it is unknown how such an artifact could have existed for so long without noticeable decay, the sword's history is untraceable. Forged centuries ago by the first men, this sword was used in the wars between the Men and Immortals following the Rape of Nerendir. Historians still argue over the make of the sword, although most agree that it would be impossible for man to make such a lasting sword without the influence of a force of darkness.
Socials

**YEOWWWWW**

Warwick Surf's socials are the most ludicrous, enjoyable, crazy things known to the history of mankind (probably). Mainly revolving around circles - the act of loads of surfies sitting in a roughly circular shape playing a lot of drinking games, getting very rowdy and generally having the best time ever - Surf socials happen roughly once a week. The nights are run by the two social secs and are very memorable for the way that no-one can remember what happened! Being such a brutally landlocked cunt (you can't even hear the waves from this part of the cunt) means that Surf socials have to be, and always are, absolutely (G)incredible to keep everyone's minds off the fact that we can only go on tour twice a term. If we're not circling then the socials will usually be a lovely curry, lash in Kelseys, unofficial hooning at a house with the highest STD count (Surf Member Density - don't ask where the T fits), bowling, hitting up Saints, Smack, Neon/Evolve, the Copper Rooms or Kasbah and socials have been known to dabble into the sober region with film nights, surf 'lectures', school painting and more! Basically anything the social secs can think of! One social not on that list is the biggest social of the year, known to cause unfathomable levels of HIR and almost got the club banned one year!! It is of course none other than...

**Bar Surf**

It's the bigg'un, it's huge, it's BAR SURF. 100+ current members and old boys go for a pub crawl to end all pub crawls around Warwick Campus with the most ludicrous set of drinks, team challenges and people possible to exist. There are 3 drinks lists, the hero list, the alcoholic list and the sober list. No-one does the sober list and everyone aims to do the hero list. The drinks change every year however it always starts with a long arm and there's a bottle of wine in there somewhere. If you want to know more you have to experience it for yourself. Words cannot describe Bar Surf. The pictures do a bloody good job though!
Fun

**Fun is best described through facts:**

* There is no guideline daily amount of fun.
* Fun comes in liquid form and can be purchased cheaply from any bar and most supermarkets.
* Many Warwick Surf socials are based around fun, however not all involve the liquid form (although they invariably end up doing).
* If someone explicitly states that they are downing fun then the "and it was fun, fun fu-u-u-uun..." section of the song from '5 Years Time' by Noah and the Whale should be sung whilst they are having their fun.
* Some people say FUN stands for Fantastic, Unadulterated Nob-Outedness. They would be wrong. It's a nice idea though.
* Fun spelt backwards is nuf.
* Fun is only a 3 letter word and this gives it the largest cpl (connotations per letter) density of any word ever.
* Fun is the true currency the world is run on, money is only valuable in its ability to be exchanged for fun
* If you say or type the word fun enough it starts to lose all sense and meaning. If this happens to you it is advised to imbibe some fun quickly in order for you to gain an understanding of the word again.
* kgfdkjasglkjkjkjkjsfbhkjgb shg ssgfhfjlsfdgjhgfjhg hjsghfdkjh.
Tyrannos

## Paroles

```
Fortifiée dans ce chaudron métamorphique
Stérilisé par le draconien Vulcan
Des cendres à la vie, l'héritage infernal
Par une douleur sauvage, elle fera évoluer son esprit
Des monstres sont élevés d'un bétail en proie à la famine
Évoluant inconsciemment pour le combat
Les enfants d'Hyperion
Tous vassaux sous Cepheon
Contemplez la mère de tous les dieux machines

Ses mains liées par des fils
Des brins synthétiques lui fouettent le dos
Le sang coule sous son masque
Il déborde, trempant son cou et son torse

Toujours éveillée ses jambes vacillent et cèdent
Maintenue en place par des servomoteurs d'acier
Cette danse de spasmes, une vision divine
Les cris deviennent rires quand l'air fuit

Dictatrice, crie ton chant de guerre
Un hurlement qui horrifierait les dieux anciens
Enfants d'Empyrean
Descendants d'Acheron
Contemplez la mère de tous les dieux machines

Ses mains liées par des fils
Des brins synthétiques lui fouettent le dos
Ses yeux roulent vers le haut
Le sang les rend noirs

Il y a un mot
Du vieux monde
Inconnu en cet âge d'or
La paix
Ils n'ont jamais connu que la paix
Cette omniprésente hérésie d'une implacable apathie
Louées soient les simples passions
Andara, pardonne moi

```
Tom Ripley

**Tom Ripley A.K.A. Prawn**

He goes hard. Aside from those rare moments when you would have found Prawn (lovingly named because of his unbelievably tiny head) absolutely bossing his degree in the library, you will always find him getting lashed. His love for all things alcoholic or dream-like often passes into the realm of the unthinkable and this dashing young gent has been known to hit Leamingtown hard for more than 20 nights on the trot. The slight disadvantage of this smashy smashy lifestyle is the lack of time available for napping, meaning that Prawn needs to take every opportunity presented to him, whether this is stood up on Smack dancefloor, on the plastic chairs in a French doctor's waiting room, or, most notably, face down in a urinal.

Prawn also kick-started the awesome Snurf sports because he "just wanted to do more sport"! He's a bit of a maverick on almost any sports field going and is a huge advocator of the ancient proverb that 'you can't win games without thigh'. You can usually spot this delightful chap when playing sports due to his incredible attire. Most often seen sporting (pun most definitely intended) a fantastic floral top or surf t-shirt along with some suitably short, bright and preferably floral shorts. Regardless of weather or current success of the team he will also be displaying a large amount of gleaming white thigh.

Ask him about:

Any food he has after a night out.

The delightful hostel in Prague

Just how much thigh is enough?

Who's quicker?

Are you even awake?
Golden Year

A golden year is accredited to a person who has attended every tour in a year. There is some controversy about whether a year is classed as golden if someone went to every tour but had to leave early and opinions are very divided on the matter. I personally take the golden year seriously and believe you can't hand it out willy-nilly (such an underrated phrase) to people who make token appearances at tours. There are some however (not naming any names) who have a more lax attitude to the coveted golden year...
Chris Viggor

If there is one person who really encapsulates the spirit of "You're never too old to surf" then that person is Chris Viggor! Some may even venture as far as to say that he is a real surfer but that's irrelevant. He's always late to circle and has, as a result, found himself in long=leg after long-leg.
Polly Dunn

Foreign Tour Secretary 2012/13

Despite having one of the smallest mouths ever to be seen (only to be rivalled by Ferne), this lady sure knows how to be rowdy in a circle. Never has Warwick Surf seen a LADy who can down a pint as quickly as this one, which will only ever result in an extraordinary amount of trou down, outrageous moves on the dance flooring a supreme confidence when it comes to limbo.

It may be a rare sight to see Dunno pick up a surf board, but with her great chat and unbelievable commitment to nights out, she will always be remembered as one of the greats.

Ask her about;

The marathon game of 'trou down through town'

Her photo faces

That exec handover
Corkscrew

CORKSCREW is his name, for obvious reasons.

Treasurer 2013/2014

**Corkscrew as a hashtag**

Not long after the creation of the name Corkscrew, Julian Regan made it his life ambition to create the largest creation of useless information about any one person using only hashtags.

**#Factsaboutcorkscrew**

* Grade 8 at piano and, according to various independent yet corroborated sources, unashamedly sik on da keyz
* Corkscrew rhymes with poo and loo and cows that moo
* Corkscrew has no middle name.
* Corkscrew is the HEAD STEWARD at Coventry ice rink and is sick at ice skating

**#mythicaluncertaintiesaboutcorkscrew**

* Legend has it, Corkscrew can only talk in dactylic hexameter
Emily Vosper

Never one to shy away from any FUN, this girl manages to do it all whilst taking at least 200 photos per night. Exceeding 1000 on Summer Tour, and even hitting 720 in just a weekend on BUCS, this lady also happens to be one of the keenest for day action (oo-er). Not only does she look like a surfer in the water (funnily enough..), she is also Warwick Surf's hippie chick, forever donning the tie-dye and anklets and succeeding in looking cool away from the sea. This may have been helped enormously by a year spent in Spain leaving her with a permanent enviable tan.

Aside from this, Vosper is also in charge of looking after Julian Regan, trying to make sure he sticks to regular bedtimes and calls his parents at least once a month.

Ask her about:

The most outrageous night in Warwick Surf history on Summer Tour 2012

Left nip

 Surfing Ability (Percentage of Mason)
 Nakedness Level
 Mess Level
 Chat
 Number of Plants Stolen
Harvey Francis

EDIT; After 17 years of undergraduate university education, HARVEST has now graduated!

This is THE Harvey James Francis from Harvey Francis Music. He's kind of a big deal. People know him. His room smells of rich Spicy Bites and he has many falling apart books on surfing.

He is well known for not letting anything go to his head (he occasionally lets things go to his head) and for being really modest about his sick guitar playing skills (he may have once claimed to Noah and the Whale that he had the second biggest crowd, after theirs, at The Summer Party 2012). He is also a ridiculously nice guy and has been an integral member of Warwick Surf throughout his time at uni, being the Communications officer in the 2012/13 year, President in the 2013/14 year and Treasurer 2015/2016. He is also the only guy in Warwick Surf to ever be left in exec limbo having handed over to next years communications exec member but not being handed over president due to a certain problem with the French po-po and Warwick Surf's handover antics!

With a personality that would be larger than life if he lost a bit of weight, this guy is loved by everyone that meets him, which is a large number of people due to the fact that he's such a societies whore! He can often be found working behind the bar at the SU, doing open mic nights in the Dirty Duck or around Leamington, skating around campus exuding swag and getting into the final of the uni Battle of the Bands competition (first ever solo act to make the final since a long fucking time!). He controversially gained a Golden year in 2012/13 having only attended one day of Camping Tour, however the commitment in making sure that he did get on this one day was ludicrous and absolutely makes up for the fact that he only really gained an 'off-gold' or 'bright yellow' year. His levels of chat are some of the worst this club has ever seen and he has been known, when drunk, to freestyle rap for over an hour!

Along with Julian Regan co-created possibly the worst drinking game ever: Round3.

Ask him about (once you've managed to stop him from singing/guitar playing):

\* The time he met Noah and the Whale.

\* Whether he's learnt how to play 'Ocean' by John Butler yet. (This is only here cos I REALLY want him to learn to play it! Who gives a shit if J.B.'s guitar is weirdly tuned!)
Treasurer

The treasurer is in charge of the club's dolla and generally tries to avoid us becoming broke. Harder than it sounds...

**Current and Former Treasurers**

2017/2018 Nathan Jones

2016/2017 Ben Taylor Fresh

2015/2016 Harvey Francis

2014/2015 Oftroy Jones

 2013/2014 Leigh Bowerman for about 0.1 hours (until Week 3 Term 1). Alex Hamilton-Jones then got elected for the remainder of the year.

2012/2013 Ali Wood

 2011/2012 Lucia Giffard

2010/2011 Ella Reid-Norris

2009/2010 Chris Nash

 2008/2009 :(
The Surf Embassy

The Surf Embassy was the name given to room 994(?) during the 2013 Frozen Easter Surf tour, comprising of Julian Regan, Sam Mason, Rhys Thomas, Mikey Hobson, and Will Sheard and occasionally Rachael Bartlett, Alex Hamilton-Jones and their rooms.

Within the Surf embassy, Surf rules applied (eg. m.i.n.e.) and Snow rules were null and void (eg. bosh), catching many a visitor out.

Notable events included the inaugural 'danger painting' game, and a fiasco where the only liquid session that could be obtained on a Sunday night was mulled wine from a cheese shop.
Charlotte Herbert

Charlotte "Herbs" Herbert is the smallest(she's really fucking small) of the surf members. With her laid back attitude, she's often seen chasing the taller males of the club, trying to inflict as much damage as possible with her fists and feet. Though bystanders will erupt in a communal "Awww" at the sight of such an adorable thing, it is lesser known that her victims are often holding back tears. As a certified dyspraxic, it is difficult to have a normal conversation with her, except when someone has the misfortune to get her started about the time she went to Boomtown, where she will explain in excruciating detail how fucking cool she is. She is also in a relationship with the president of snow, so nothing she says can really be trusted, as her allegiance is unclear.

 Pint speed (% Robbie)
 Mess level (% Julian)
 Environmentalism (% Penne)
 Degree "realness" (% maths)
Colander

Tom "Colander" Woodhall. If you have to ask, you'll never know...

Recipient of the worst sunburn in the history of Warwick Surf on camping tour 2017. Has since consumed most of the world's remaining stocks of aloe vera.

Likes baguettes. "Ou est la baguette?"

Has a cute little botty

Plays ping-pong with king-kong ding-dongs