Characters in the VGCU

This is the list of characters established in the VGCU, based on who they are portrayed by in the "real world" (whatever that is)

## Characters Portrayed by Simon Miller

* Simon Miller (Vanilla)
* Simon Miller from The Miller Report
* Luchador Miller from El Miller Reporto
* Millbob
* Brian Cranst
* Simon Miller (Football Commentator)
* Gerald Winesworth
* Ron Wanaback (man with confused accent)
* Wayne Stevenson (Cry Baby News)
* Simon Miller playing From Software games
* Nantucket Brown

## Characters Portrayed by Jamie "Jim" Trinca

* Matt Lees (Vanilla) [Second Regeneration] / Jim Trinca
* Jim Trinca (Cameraman)
* Jimminy Jim Jim McGleish
* Yir Auld Da (John McGleish)
* Tam McGleish (brother of Auld Da)
* Peter Twåt (ArrowSmash Studios)
* Mammy's Boy (From South Wales)
* Daffydd Cadwallader (Dark Souls Addict)
* John Fuckwad (Cry Baby News)
* Pachter
* Keighley
* Bernie East
* Mr. Shitnipple (Visitor at Bastard, Bastard, and Bastard)

## Characters Portrayed by Steven W. Burns, Mayor of St. Neots

* Steve Burns (Vanilla)
* Steve Burns (Body Double)
* Julius H. Bastard (Head of Bastard, Bastard, and Bastard)
* Spencer Mansion Architect

## Characters Portrayed by David Scammell

* David Scammell (Vanilla)
	+ David Scammell (Vanilla) has three subcategories:
	1. Scammell Jammell (VGCU Version)
	2. Dave with a yogurt (Strawberry)
	3. Sweet and Sour Dave (Uncle Ben's) (Though it has been denied that Dave eating a yogurt or Sweet and Sour Dave are separate characters from Vanilla Dave. Fans still speculate that this is just an attempt at misdirection.)
	4. MegaDave
* Scammell Jammell (Alternate Dimension)
* David Scammell (Football Commentator)

## Characters Portrayed by Brett Phipps

* Brett Phipps (Vanilla) [First Regeneration]
* Brett McGleish (eldest son of Auld Da)
* John Shitnipples (part time conspiricy theorist /full time barista)

## Characters Portrayed by Alice Bell

* Alice Bell (Vanilla)
* Alice McGleish (Auld Da's Daughter)
* ProLyndicate

## Characters Portrayed by Tom Orry

* Tom Orry (VideoGamer *Sans Frontières* CEO)

## Characters Portrayed by Soft Toys

* Pishy
* Diddy
* Gaffney the Gopher
* ~~David Scammell (Vanilla)~~

## Characters Portrayed by Christopher Bratt

* Chris "Bratterz" Bratt
	+ Closet Bratterz (temporarily released at 100,000 YouTube subs)
* Chris McGleish (youngest son of Auld Da)

## Characters Portrayed by Matt Lees

* Matt Lees (Vanilla) [First Regeneration]
* Don Mattrick (Voice)
* Phil Spencer  (Voice)
* Aisha Tyler (Voice)
* Yves Guillermot (Voice)
* Andrew House (Voice)
* Jack Tretton (Voice)
* Satoru Iwata (Voice)
* Lara Croft's University Friend

## Characters Portrayed by Oscar Dayus

* Brett Phipps (Vanilla) [Second Regeneration]
* Alphonso Elliot (Dark Souls Addict)

## Others

* Aaliyah
* Alec Norton
* Andy Farrant
* Charles Cecil
* Charles Martinet
* Colonel Gaddafi (Steve Burns' maternal Grandfather)
* Cousin Cecil
* Danny O'Dwyer
* Gav Murphy (From Iggun)
* The Guardian Games Editor
* Helen McGleish (beside hersel')
* Hideo Kojima (drives BMW)
* Horatio J. Burns (Steve Burns' paternal Grandfather)
* Jackie Bird
* Jane Douglas
* Jim Sterling
* Kate Gray
* Miller's Pencil
* Neil 'Groin-Puncher' Gorton
* Playnation Games Staff
* Richard McGleish (Tam's auld da)
* Rufus Hound (Jabroni)
* Saddam the Dog (Deputy Mayor of St. Neots)
* Shigeru Miyamoto
* Tamoor Hussain