Flops' one off Cadillac

Thanks to Flop's extreme wealth, he owns a variety of automobiles. Most of which are relatively normal like his 2014 Honda Accord or his 2022 Audi RS6 Avant wagon to name a few, but one sticks out front he rest. While the rest of his cars are relatively modern and normal, he has a one-off Cadillac sedan heavily based off of a 1988 Lincoln Town Car Signature. According to Flop, the frame and chassis of the car are made out of steel while everything else Is made out of aluminum. The car features headlights and taillights made of crystal as well as a modernized version of the original Lincoln's iconic front turn signals which are also made of crystal. The vehicle rides on 22" tires with a special foam layer inside of them for noise dampening. The vehicle uses an array of scanners and cameras as well as dynamic air suspension to cancel out almost all bumps. The vehicles side windows are double pane for additional noise cancellation. Not only does the car offer expansive front, rear, and side windows, but It also features a massive double pane panoramic glass sunroof that goes from just behind the windscreen to just ahead of the rear window. The cars rear windows and sunroof are all electrochromic as well as having privacy shades. All windows are bulletproof up to an AK-47 and the tires are run-flat. While the exterior looks like an old Lincoln with Cadillac logos on It, the interior Is quite the opposite.

To start, all seats In the vehicle are leather with integrated pillows and lots of adjustment. In addition to this, all seats are heated and ventilated as well as being able to provide massages. The rearview mirror Is tied into a camera on the back of the car. The car has various cameras mounted around It as well as a variety of driver assistance technologies like lane-keep assist. The vehicle sports a front infotainment system identical to the one In the 2021 Cadillac Escalade as well as offering the same head-up display, augmented reality navigation system, and thermal vision as the 2021 Cadillac Escalade. The vehicle can technically drive itself thanks to Super Cruise however Flop insists that the feature not be used while he Is In the car. The rear of the vehicle Is even more luxurious offering carpeted floors, plusher seat pillows, and a refrigerator in-between the driver and passenger side rear seats for all those cans of sparkling water. The rear seats have extendable footstools and the previously mentioned privacy shades. It even features It's own climate controls. The car features a 45 speaker sound system with 2 subwoofers which have be bonded to the cars frame. Most of the speakers are cleverly hidden while still providing excellent sound. The car Is full of sound deadening allowing for It's average of 39 decibels In the cabin while moving at 75 mph. The interior features ambient LED lighting which can be adjusted to 16.5 million colors.

The vehicle Is all-wheel drive and was originally powered by a modified 357 big block producing 730 horsepower. It sounded excellent and ran fantastically but was switched out when Flop and his driver were fined 8,600 dollars by the California Highway Patrol while passing through because the car was "too loud." It was then switched out at Flop's request to a 6.8 liter V12 from Rolls Royce that has also been modified to make 770 horsepower and run a bit quieter. The 357 now sits on display at the Cadillac dealer where Flop picked up the car.

The car was a one-off and exclusively made for Flop. He said he paid 1.3 million dollars to have the car made and It Is among his favorites. He can often be seen being driven around In It by his personal driver and remarks jokingly about how "A Cadillac Lincoln crossover Is not a car to drive, but rather a car to be driven In" which Is a parody of "A Rolls Royce Is not a car to drive but a car to be driven In." Flop favors It as It has the body of a classic car but an interior and technology that would be found In a new Cadillac and Rolls Royce. It even sports a analog clock In the dashboard.