WCWF Kaged II (8/31/97)

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 *Live from Philadelphia, PA   |  August 31, 1997 @ 8:00 PM EST *
*In the Core States Spectrum                                   *

 [The promo ends with the Kaged II logo on the screen, and then a cage
 drops down in front of it. As it fades off of the screen, behind it
 the scene changes to the jam packed Core States Spectrum. The lights
 in the arena dim down and the crowd gets loud as prison break sirens
 sound on the PA System. The sound of a jail cell closing is heard on
 the PA and then explosions go off at the entryway. As the camera fades
 into the announcer's table at ringside, Matt Fountain's voice can be
 heard on the audio feed.]

 Fountain: Welcome to WCWF's second annual Kaged pay per view! We are
 here in the home of "extreme" wrestling at the Core States Spectrum
 which is jam packed! For the WCWF, this is Matt Fountain.... your host
 for this great event... and to my side is the one and only "Shameless"
 Jon Shamus.

 Shamus: You are damn right, Founatin. I'm going to be the one to liven
 up this pay per view... I mean, who could sit through an entire pay
 per view with you and Brian Cunningham? That would be a savage
 punishment to give WCWF fans just because they aren't calling that
 lame WCWF Hotline.

 Fountain: Speaking of that WCWF Hotline, you will be able to call the
 Hotline after the pay per view and get all the detailed results plus
 any injury reports that may unfortunately be made tonight.

 Shamus: Yea, but if you really want to put the Internet to use... just
 wait until later this week when MY show comes on live with my special
 guest Sgt. Andrew Scott. You see, I can get all the good guests while
 you guys are stuck with rumors... I get the real thing.

 Fountain: WCWF RA is WAR is the name of it... it should be something
 special with Shamus hosting... and what about this PPV tonight....
 this should be something special as well.

 Shamus: It'll be special alright... seeing that Loserheart, Chris
 Jericho getting his butt whooped by Taz. I'd shell out my cash if that
 were the only match on the card.

 Fountain: Alright, fans...  our opening match-up tonight at Kaged II
 will be the Four-Way Dance for the American Tag Team Championships.
 The reigning champs, the Blues Brothers will put their titles on the
 line against 3 teams...  former World Champs, the Hart-Breakers...
 the Mega-Powers, Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage...  and members of the
 inWo, Goto and Onita, the Extreme Team!!  Your thoughts, Jon Shamus??

 Shamus: First of all, Matt, I think the WCWF is overdue for new
 American Tag Team champions!!  The Blues Brothers have to be the
 luckiest tag team in the world today!!!  I mean, sure they defend
 their belts all the time, but every single time they defend, they
 manage to squeak out a lucky victory!!  As far as the Mega-Powers go,
 I think those two Methuselehs should do all of us a favor, and hang it
 up for good!!!  Then, you have the Hart-Breakers, who I feel are all
 washed up, as far as I'm concerned!!  Ever since the Clique beat them
 for the World titles back in December, Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart
 have been lost souls in the WCWF!!!  And speaking of the Clique, it
 was them who made the American Tag Team Championship the prestigious
 title it is today!!  I predict that the Extreme Team is gonna make
 Hall and Nash and the entire nWo proud by returning the Tag Team gold
 to where it rightfully belongs!!!

 Fountain: Lets go back to Bob Colligan now who is standing with Hulk
 Hogan and Randy Savage...

 [Cuts backstage to Bob Colligan, Hulk Hogan, and Randy Savage in front
 of a Kaged II backdrop.]

 Bob Colligan:  "We're here with Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy
 Savage, The Mega Powers.  Guys, you lost your first match in the WCWF,
 do you think you have a chance at the American Tag Titles?"

 "Macho Man" Randy Savage:  "Brotha brotha brothaaaa!  How can you ask
 us something like that.  We are The Mega Powers yeah.  We have
 millions of fans around the world who know that we are the two ICONS
 of wrestling brother.  We can't lose this match.  We can out class and
 out wrestle any of the teams we are up against tonight.  And we will
 do just that! Oooooo yeah!"

 Hulk Hogan:  "Brother, none of the teams we are locking up with
 tonight have any idea what they are about to face.  We have been
 through it all dude.  We have fought the good fight and won.  All the
 Hulkamaniacs remember all the titles I fought for and all the titles
 the Macho Man fought for.  We know what it's about dude.  When we step
 in the ring, The Mega Powers are gonna take the first step in cleaning
 up the WCWF and making wrestling what it used to be!"

 Bob Colligan:  "Guys come on now.  There is so much young talent in
 the WCWF today.  Can you still compete?"

 Hulk Hogan:  "Brother, you watch closely tonight because we will
 reclaim the lost glory that the Mega Powers once had.  We will become
 once again, the most powerful force in professional wrestling because
 whatcha gonna do, when the Mega Powers run wild on you brother!"

 [Camera cuts over to the Blues Brothers' lockerroom.]

 ( We are now in the lockerroom with the Blues Brothers )

 Kardon: O.k. Blues, in a few minutes you will be defending your belts
 in what looks like your BIGGEST match ever.....The 4 way Dance !!!!
 Any comments ???

 Jake: There is no doubt in our mind, Marc, that this is going to be
 our TOUGHEST match ever in our WCWF career, but we are MORE than
 ready.

 Elwood: That's right, we have been taking things a little easy in the
 past 15 days, and right now we feel like A MILLION BUCKS !!!!!

 Jake: We are going in there the CHAMPIONS and we will walk out the
 CHAMPIONS !!!!

 Elwood: HART BREAKERS , EXTREME TEAM , MEGA-POWERS , you will all end
 up doind the same thing.........

 Jake: SINGING the BLUES !!!!!!

 Kardon: Back to you, guys !!!

 [Cuts back to the camera on the ring with William Seifret holding the
 microphone ready to start the introductions. Mike Milliner also stands
 in the ring.]

 Fountain: Folks, let's get this historic event underway...  let's go
 up to ringside!!!

 Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match-up of KAGED II is for
 the WCWF AMERICAN TAG TEAM TITLES!!!!  It is a special 4-Way Dance...
 here are the rules!!!  There will be two men in the ring at one time,
 and any legal man may tag any of the other participants still in the
 match!!  A team is eliminated when one member of the team is defeated
 in any way, whether by pin, submission, countout, or
 disqualification!!  The sole survivng team will be the undisputed
 AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!  And, now...  the participants!!
 First, at a total combined weight of 525 pounds, here are Hulk Hogan
 and "Macho Man" Randy Savage...  the MEGA-POWERS!!!!

 ["Real American" blasts over the PA system.  Hogan and Savage strut
 down the aisle to the ring to a somewhat mixed response.  Hogan tears
 off his shirt and begins posing, while Savage climbs to the second
 rope and points to the ceiling.]

 Seifret: Coming down the aisle with their manager Bryan Dostan, at a
 total combined weight of 640 pounds, here are Tarzan Goto and Atsushi
 Onita...   the EXTREME TEAM!!!!

 [Bryan Dostan walks down to ringside with the Extreme Team to their
 inWo music.  All have inWo t-shirts on, and make the nWo hand symbol
 to the audience.]

 Seifret: At a total combined weight of 457 pounds, here are the former
 WCWF World Tag Team Champions...  Bret "Hitman" Hart and "The
 Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels...  the HART-BREAKERS!!!!

 [The lights go out as a loud "BONG!!" is heard.  Then the lights
 return as a screeching guitar riff plays, and the Hart-Breakers theme
 is started. Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels share high-fives with the
 fans.]

 Seifret: And now, coming down the aisle with RAY CHARLES...  weighing
 in at a combined weight of 500 pounds, here are the REIGNING WCWF
 AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...  Jake and Elwood Blues...  the BLUES
 BROTHERS!!!!

 [The Blues Brothers dance down the aisle with the American titles
 around their waist.  They also high-five the fans, and enter the ring
 to a very loud ovation.]

 Fountain: What an incredible match-up this is going to be, folks!!
 Four of the finest tag teams in the world fighting it out over the
 American Tag Team Titles!!!  And there's the bell!!!  Hey, Jon!!  WAKE
 UP!!!

 Shamus: HUH??   What???   Are the intros finally over???

 Fountain: Yeah, they are!!  And, in the ring it will be Tarzan Goto
 and Bret Hart to start.  Both lock up, and Hart headbutts Goto!!  And
 here comes Elwood in to help Bret!!  Double suplex on Goto!!!
 Interesting and unusual teamwork right off the bat!!

 Shamus: Now, Elwood should cheap-shot Bret, and hightail it out of
 there!!  That's the only way the Blues Brothers are gonna make out of
 here with the belts tonight!!!

 Fountain: The Blues Brothers aren't gonna stoop to those kinds of
 tactics!!  But it appears that the Extreme Team have earned the
 respect of the other teams in this match, because they're working
 together to eliminate them!!!  Now, Bret Hart nails Goto with an
 atomic drop, followed by a dropkick!!!  And, now a tag to Shawn
 Michaels!!!

 Shamus: HAHA!!!  Michaels went for a flying forearm, and instead got
 caught in a Samoan Drop!!!  I'm telling you, Fountain...  Michaels is
 the weak link of the Hart-Breakers!!!! All he cares about is posing
 for Playgirl instead of wrestling!!!

 Fountain: Michaels gets back up, and Irish-whips Goto...  Bret Hart is
 in, and Goto gets double backdropped!!!!!  And now, a double
 bodyslam!! Now, Michaels with a reverse chinlock on Goto, to wear him
 down!!

 [A wide shot of the Core States Spectrum is shown.  Fountain comments
 on the sold-out crowd in Philadelphia.  Camera is then cut to a shot
 of Dolph Lundgren, who is seated in the front row. He is surrounded by
 security guards wearing motorcycle helmets.]

 Shamus: Hey, get the camera off that no-talent bum!!!!  He was in that
 low-budget B-movie, Universal Soldier, wasn't he??  Who the heck did
 he play in that movie, anyway??   Ummmmmmm...

 Fountain: I was told before the show that he is here to watch his
 close friend, Sgt. Scott, take on El Diablo later tonight!!! I'm gonna
 tell Scott you said that about Mr. Lundgren!!!

 Shamus: Are you kidding??  Sgt. Scott is a very dear, close, and
 personal friend of mine!!!  He owes me a favor!!  I think I'll have
 him Court-Martial YOU!!!!

 Fountain: It's gonna be a long night, folks.  In the ring, Onita has
 been tagged in, and is going for the Thunder Fire Bomb!!!  But,
 Michaels backdrops Onita over, and BRIDGES!!!  ONE...  TWO...  THR...
 no, so close to a pin right there!!!  Onita up quickly, and tags in
 Randy Savage!!  But here comes Bret Hart for a 2-on-1 on Savage...
 DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, and Savage is down!!!

 Shamus: The Hart-Breakers are looking pretty crisp right now, but you
 know that it's gonna backfire later on!!  It always does!!  And, it's
 always Shawn Michaels fault!!!

 Fountain: Here comes Hulk Hogan, and he tosses Bret Hart over the top
 rope!!!  Now, the Mega-Powers double-team Michaels...  double
 Irish-whip, double elbowsmash!!!!   And Hogan and Savage standing tall
 in the ring!!

 Shamus: Look at the combined glare from their bald heads!!!  Someone
 get me a can of that spray-on hair stuff!!!!

 Fountain: Hogan goes out after Bret Hart, and Savage continues to work
 on Michaels...  snap mare, followed by a BIG kneedrop!!!  Now, Savage
 is going up for the big elbow drop!!!  I think it's too early!!   But,
 he hits it!!!  ONE...  TWO...  and Michaels barely kicks out!!  Savage
 can't believe it!!!

 Shamus: Wow, look at Hogan take care of Bret Hart!!  Punch, punch, eye
 rake, punch!!  He's using his whole arsenal on the Hitman!!!

 Fountain: In the ring, Savage hits Michaels with a lariat, followed by
 another kneedrop!  Michaels is almost unconscious after getting hit
 with the elbowdrop!!  Now, Savage picks Michaels up, and nails him
 with a series of right hands!!  Now, an Irish-whip...  NO, a reversal,
 and...  wait, just a second!!!  One of the security guards just walked
 over to the ring, and he just ZAPPED SAVAGE WITH A TAZER!!!  What is
 going on here?!?!?!?

 Shamus: Savage must have said something derogatory about Dolph
 Lundgren, Matt!!!

 Fountain: Now, Michaels sees an opening, and hits the SWEET CHIN
 MUSIC!!!  Over for the cover...  ONE, TWO, THREE!!!  I can't believe
 this!!

 Shamus: Serves him right for insulting Mr. Lundgren's mom!!!  It's
 nice to see justice served here in Philadelphia for once!!!

 Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the Mega-Powers have been eliminated!!

 Fountain: And now that security guard returns to his partner as if
 nothing happened!!  Someone get those guys out of here!!!

 Shamus: No way!!!  They're paid to guard Dolph Lundgren!!  If they
 don't, who knows what the rabid mutants of Philadelphia might do to
 him???

 Fountain: In the ring, Bret Hart and Jake Blues are in, and exchanging
 right hands!!!  And Jake just clotheslined Bret over the top rope!!
 Look out, Jake with a suicide dive...  and he MISSED!!!  And Jake hit
 hard on the floor!!!

 Shamus: HAHAHAHA!!!  Hey, look at all the coinage that just came out
 of Jake's pocket!!!  There's gotta be at least seven dollars worth of
 change on the ground!!   HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 Fountain: Will you STOP?!??  Bret tosses Jake back in, and now tags in
 Tarzan Goto!!  He picks Jake up, and slams his down hard!!!  Jake with
 a thumb to the eye.. makes the TAG TO MICHAELS!!! Michales charges in
 and gets nailed with a boot to the midsection from Goto... elbow to
 the back of the head and MICHAELS IS DOWN!!!! Now, Tarzan is going for
 a SHARPSHOOTER!!!  He's almost got it!!!

 Shamus: HAHA, Tarzan is gonna show Bret Hart how to REALLY apply the
 Sharpshooter!!!!

 Fountain: No, Michaels able to kick Goto off before he could turn
 over!! Now, Michaels up quickly, and armdrags Goto down!  And, here
 comes Onita from behind and LEVELS Michaels with a karate kick to the
 back of the head!!!

 Shamus: He literally decapitated him with that one, Matt!!

 Fountain: Uhh, YEAH... literally.  Anyway, Goto picks Michaels up by
 the hair and tags in Elwood.  Elwood climbs up top, and hits a
 high-cross body!!   One...  two...  kickout by Shawn Michaels!  Now,
 Elwood whips Michaels, and GETS TRIPPED UP BY RAY CHARLES!!!!!

 Shamus: WHAT???   How did he do that?!?!?  He can't see!!!!  Neither
 can Mike Milliner because he isn't disqulifying the Blues Brothers!!!

 Fountain: Now, Shawn getting up, and is met by a big bulldog by
 Elwood!! Picks Shawn up, and hits a hurricanrana!!!   Hooks the
 legs...  ONE, no, a kickout!!  Now, a tag to Goto...  and here comes
 Hart to dispose of Elwood!!!  Goto with a European...  NO, backslide
 by Michaels!!!  ONE, TWO...  and Onita makes the save!!!!  And, now
 Michaels is complaining...

 Shamus : Get Michaels out of there!!!  Only one member of a team in at
a time!!!

Fountain : Now, both of the Extreme Team pick Bret up and hit a DOUBLE
POWERBOMB on the Hitman!!!  They pick him straight up, and hit ANOTHER
one!!!  You were saying, Jon??

Shamus: Hey... when the hell did Michaels tag Hart in??

Fountain: I think you are right, Michaels should be the legal man!!!

Shamus: Ref didn't see it, Matt!!!  You can't call what you can't
see!! And, if the ref didn't see it, then it didn't happen!!!!   Wait,
LOOK AT THIS!!!   Goto hit the Facebuster!!   It's over!!   ONE, TWO,
THREE!!!

Fountain: No!!!  NONONONONO!!!   Only a two!!!  And Goto is up and
arguing with Mike Milliner!!!

Shamus: That'll teach Milliner to count slow!!  Look at the kisser on
Goto!!!   Yeeech!!!!

Fountain: Bret is up and gets Goto in a crucifix!!!  ONE, TWO...  no,
Goto shifts his weight, and Bret is on the bottom!!  One, two, and a
kickout!!  Now, both men up, and Goto puts on the STF outta nowhere!!!
This could be it!!

Shamus: He said it!!!  He said "I give up!!!"

Fountain: No, he did not!!!  Bret Hart is not a quitter!!!  Michaels
comes in and breaks the hold!!  Now Milliner telling Michaels to get
out of there...  that allows the Extreme Team to get a 2-on-1
advantage!!  Double Irish whip, double clothes...  NO, duck-under by
Bret, and the BLUES BROTHERS TRIP BOTH OF THE EXTREME TEAM!!!!

Shamus: What did those two idiots do that for??  Bret was about to get
plastered!!!!!  Look at Onita...  he's out fighting both the Blues
right now!!!!

Fountain: And, look at Bret...  he's just hanging on the ropes, and...
oh no, NO!!!  The other security guard just walked over, AND ZAPS BRET
WITH THE TAZER!!!  This is ridiculous!!!!

Shamus: Serves Bret right for spitting at Mr. Lundgren earlier!!!

Fountain: What the hell are you...??  Now, Goto with a high-cross body
off the top...   no NO!!  Not like this!!    1...  2...

Shamus: 3!!!!!!  HE GOT HIM!!!   The Hart-Breakers are gone!!!

Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the Hart-Breakers have been
eliminated!!!

Fountain: Those security guards have spoiled what should have been a
classic 4-way match for the American titles!!  Why are they doing
this??? Who the heck are they???

Shamus: I told you, Fountain...  they are protecting...

Fountain: WAIT, here come the Godwinns!!!!  They're going right after
those security guards!!!!!

Shamus: WHAT???   The GODWINNS???  This is disgusting, Matt!!!  Those
two inbred hillbillies are looking at 25 years in the pen for this!!!!

Fountain: The Godwinns are cleaning house on those two guys!!  Henry
bashing one of them with the slop bucket, and Phineas just ripped the
helmet off the other one...  who is that???

Shamus: That looks like Louis Scrapinetti...  it's the X-COPS!!!!!

Fountain: And the helmet is off the other guy, and it's "Tubb"
Tucker!!!  The Godwinns and the X-Cops are brawling all over
ringside!! And Phineas just tried to slop Tucker, but MISSED!!!
There's slop all over the place!!!!!  Get some real security down
there, and break this up!!!

Shamus: No way, this is great, Fountain!!!  We're getting an extra
match, right up close!!!!

Fountain: Speaking of the match, Onita has Elwood in a sleeper, and I
think Elwood might be out of it!!!!  And, in the meantime, the
Godwinns and the X-Cops are fighting down the aisle, and into the
back!!!!

Shamus: Oh my GOD, what is that SMELL?????  Someone get some Pine-Sol
down here and clean up that slop!!!!

Fountain: Stick to the match in the ring, Jon.  Elwood escapes the
sleeper with a jawbreaker, and then tags in Jake.  And Jake is on
fire!!  Big right hand, followed by another...  whip into the corner,
and follows him in with an AVALANCHE!!!!

Shamus: *gag*  Hello, can anyone hear me in the back??  I need an
oxygen task and a mask!!!  Pronto!!

Fountain: By the way, folks...  if you haven't noticed, there are only
two teams remaining!!  One of these two will be the undisputed
American Tag Team champions!!!  And it looks like the champs are in
control!!  Big shoulderblock on Onita, followed by a dropkick!!!  Goto
tries to come up from behind, but Jake catches him!!!  Takes both
their heads...  DOUBLE HEADSMASH!!!! Jake whips Onita into the
ropes...  running dropkick, NO!!!  Onita ducks, and Jake crotches
himself on the middle rope!!!!!

Shamus: HAHAHAHAHA!!!  Go ahead and sing the blues now, Jake!!!

Fountain: Feeling better, Jon??

Shamus: No, not really.  The stench is killing me!!  I'm telling you,
the Godwinns are gonna pay for this!!!

Fountain: Now, Elwood is tagged in, and he goes right for a crossface
submission on Goto!!  But Goto rakes the eyes, and tags out to Onita,
who hasn't seen much action thus far!!!!  Onita nails Elwood with a
lariat, followed by an octopus submission!!

Shamus: Taught to him, no doubt, by Antonio Inoki, the Extreme Team's
mentor in the inWo!!  What a brilliant mastermind Inoki is!

Fountain: Elwood hiptosses Onita all the way over to his own corner,
and tags Jake in!!  Great move by Elwood!!  German suplex by Jake...
now, a whip, backdrop...  NO, Onita catches him in the Thunder Fire
Bomb!!!!!  We could have new champions!!!   ONE, TWO, THR...  NO, in
the ropes!!!!

Shamus: OH, COME ON!!!!!  This match should be over, Matt!!!!  Give
the belts to the Extreme Team!!!

Fountain: Onita arguing about the count...  picks Jake up and small
packages him!!   1...  2...  3, NO!!!!  Another close call!!!!  Jake
still feeling the effects of the Thunder Fire Bomb!!!

Shamus: I can feel it, Matt!!!   The belts are changing hands
tonight!!!  This is great!!!!!

Fountain: Irish whip...  no, REVERSAL, and Jake connects with a
shoulderblock!!  And both men are down!!!  Both men trying to make a
tag, and...  Jake tags in Elwood!!!  And, Elwood hits a rolling kick,
followed by a belly-to-back!!!!   Now, Elwood goes up top for a
moonsault...  NO!!!  Onita moves out of the way!!!!  Now, Goto comes
in to stomp on Elwood, but the ref is distracted by Jake!!

Shamus: Wait a minute, what is Ray Charles doing???   He's getting in
the ring...  OH MY GOD!!!

Fountain: RAY CHARLES JUST CLOBBERED GOTO WITH HIS CANE!!!!!!  And
here comes Bryan Dostan over to complain, and he gets nailed with the
cane, too!!!!

Shamus: This is disgraceful!!!   Bryan hasn't done a thing tonight to
deserve that!!!   Where is the ref????

Fountain: All 4 men are down, and it is Onita and Elwood who are
legal!!  Onita charges Elwood, and he gets backdropped over the top
rope!!!  Now, Elwood nails Goto with a clothesline, and he goes down
hard!!!  Jake back in the ring, and they're gonna go for it!!  SING
THE BLUES!!!   And they hit it!!!!   COVER!!!!

Shamus: GOTO'S NOT THE LEGAL MAN!!!!!!

Fountain: ONE...  TWO...  Onita makes the save!!!!!  Elwood dropkicks
Onita out of the ring, and follows him!!  Jake picks Goto up for
belly-to-back suplex...  but Goto flips over and delivers one of his
own!!  NO, Jake turns it into a high-cross body!!!  ONE...  TWO...

Shamus: HE'S USING THE ROPES!!!!!

Fountain: THREE!!!!   HE GOT HIM!!!   BLUES BROTHERS WIN!!!!!

Shamus: This is a miscarriage of justice!!!!!!!

Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the Four-Way Dance...
and STILL WCWF American Tag Team Champions...   THE BLUES
BROTHERS!!!!!!

Fountain: What an unbelievable match-up we have just witnessed...
WAIT!!  Somebody's coming to ringside!!

Shamus: It's the Men In Black!!!  And they have a mic!!!

Agent J: Yo yo yo yo yo YOOOOOO!!!!!  This has got to be a 9.0 on my
weird-stuff-o-meter!!!  Blues Brothas, yo candy asses cost us a match
against the Ghetto Suckas a few weeks ago!!  Well, nah we back to
pimpslap yo asses back to whatever planet you came from!!

Agent K: What Agent J is trying to say is we want an American Tag
Title match against you on September 7th.  None of this non-title
malarky.  Because we think you guys are alien scum.  On our planet, we
have a saying.  I goes like this...  don't ever argue with the big
dog, because the big dog is always right.

Agent J: Hey, you wanna know what NYPD means???  NYPD means I will
Nock Yo Punkass Down!!!!

Fountain: Now, the Blues Brothers are asking for a mic...

Jake: Hey, galaxy defenders!!!!!! You got some nerve coming out here
tonight saying that we are not men enough to put our belts on the
line, September 7th!!!!!

Elwood: Yeah, who do you think you are????

Jake: Shut up, Elwood!!!!! First of all, you are just rookies here in
the federation, and you are going around wearing our uniforms and
claiming to everyone that you are the #1 contenders. Boys, we don't
own nothing to no one, especially the Men in Black!!!!!  But because I
have a big heart, I will tell you what will I do.  Men in black, prove
to me, and to everyone out there that you deserve a title shot
by.......beating us, sept 7th and I promise you that you will have
your title match!!!!!!!  And when the Blues make a promise, you can
take that to the bank!!!!  Now, get your sorry asses out of here and
pray that we don't destroy you, on September 7th, cause you too, boys,
will end up..........singing the blues!!!!!!

Elwood: Oh, and by the way......you look ridiculous in your suits, you
don't have the class that we got!!!!!

[The Men in Black roll out of the ring and make their way down the
aisle as the Blues get the WCWF American Tag Team titles and show them
off to the fans to a bunch of crowd noise. The camera fades down to
Matt Fountain and Jon Shamus while the Blues Brothers celebrate.]

Fountain: So it's official that now if the Men in Black defeat the
Blues Brothers in their matchup on September 7th, then they will get a
title shot against the Blues Brothers at a later date, guaranteed.

Shamus: The Blues Brothers are morons... it's no wonder Ray Charles
still has these guys, he doesn't know what kind of crappy wrestling
these guys really do, because he can't see it! HAHAHA!

Fountain: They are no doubt one of the best American Tag Team
Champions in history, you cannot take that from them.

Shamus: I just did....

Fountain: I give up... let's take you to the backstage area just
before our broadcast got underway.. while we were giving you the
introductions, so you can see what happened...

Shamus: Man did this kick ass... we should have dropped what we were
doing right when we heard about it.

[Camera cuts to Mr. Extreme being restrained by a crowd of about 10
fully armed security police. Extreme has brass knuckles on each hand,
which shine into the camera due to a light above. There is lots of
shouting and holloring, as the camera pans to the right, you can see
the Giant being held back from a large group of security guards as
well. He is bleeding slightly from his forehead, but looks like he was
saved before major damage could have been done.]

Shamus: Extreme had to show him what it was all about tonight... but
he's the one who is hearing the real meaning of Kaged! HAHA!

Fountain: You could say that... as Mr. Extreme was escorted from the
building by Philadelphia police and is reportedly being taken down to
a local police station to be held in a cell until the Kaged II pay per
view is officially over!

Shamus: Make it the two guys who kill stuff and the guy who gets
locked up! Those guys just really kick ass!

Fountain: At least we won't have to worry about Mr. Extreme
interfering in any matchups tonight.

Shamus: Well Matt, it looks like it's time for the next match up
tonight, and it's gonna be a good one, Mankind and Raven taking on
Hunter Hearst Helmsley and a mystery partner.

Fountain: I agree, this should be an excellent match up, you gotta
wonder who Helmsley could have gotten to be his partner, I mean the
guys a great wrestler, but he does have a slight attitude problem that
might make it difficult to find a partner.

Shamus: Well, he must have had someone in mind, he challenged Mankind
to this match, wait, we're ready to go in the ring.

(Mankind's music pours out over the PA system, and he emerges from
behind the curtain.)

Seifret: Weighing in at 284 pounds, from Truth or Consequences, New
Mexico, here is Mankind!!!

Fountain: Mankind has that evil grin on his face,  he's been waiting
for this opportunity for a long time.  Mankind seems to blame Hunter
Hearst Helmsley for everything that's wrong with him, and he's vowed
to get revenge for it all tonight.

Shamus:  Blame Helmsley for all that's wrong with him? How could he
blame that much on just one man?!?

Fountain: Well, they don't call him The Deranged One for know reason,
he wants Helmsley in the ring, and he's gonna get him tonight, and I
think we may in fact see,  blue blood spill.

Shamus:  Look at Mankind, he's just sitting there rocking back and
forth waiting for his partner, look at that sick smile!

(Keep 'em Seperated blares out over the PA and Raven throws the
curtain out of his way as he walks down the aisle to the ring.)

Seifret: Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 242
pounds, here is Raven!!

Shamus: Raven wastes no time heading to the corner and taking a seat.
You know, this team of Mankind and Raven could gel well together,
neither one of these guys is all there.

Fountain: Well, yeah Raven is a little strange and all, but look at
Mankind, HE'S PULLING HIS HAIR OUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! He's totally
lost it, Raven still has a grip on reality, but I think his fingers
may be slipping.

(Hunter Hearst Helmsley's music comes on the PA system and Jim
Cornette emerges from behind the curtain, followed by Helmsley and
Chyna.  A fan yells something at Helmsley and Chyna quickly steps over
and stares him down.)

Seifret: Accompanied to the ring by Jim Cornette and Chyna, weighing
in at 255 pounds, from New Grenich, Connecticut, here is Hunter Hearst
Helmsley!!

Shamus:  Here is the blue blood himself, along with Jim Cornette and
Chyna, I wonder if anything goes on between those two behind the
scenes...

Fountain: You disgust me, you constantly make those types of comments
when we aren't on the air, now maybe the people in the WCWF offices
will do something about this.

Shamus:  Calm down, Calm down, look Hunter Hearst Helmsley is bowing
to the crowd, let's find out who the mystery partner is.

(Jim Cornette, Chyna, and Helmsley all enter the ring and Cornette
grabs the microphone from the announcer.  Both Mankind and Raven stand
up and look at Cornette.)

Cornette:  No, it's ok freak show, you can go ahead and sit down, pull
your hair out, whatever you wanna do, all I have to do is bring out
the man that is gonna destroy you once and for all.   Now, as you can
imagine, we had countless offers when people heard Hunter here was
looking for a tag team partner, but one man seemed to have more than
all the rest, he'd shown it in the ring, and out of the ring, ladies,
gentlemen, and disfiguered freaks, I give to you......

(The audience turns at looks at the curtain for a wrestler to emerge,
and suddenly Raven grabs Mankind by the hair and unleashes a savage
DDT on him.)

Cornette: RAVEN!!!!! That's right Raven, you see Mankind, no one
wanted to be your partner, look at you, your missing hair, missing an
ear, and now, your missing a tag team partner!!!

Fountain: Oh my god, I can't believe what we just witnessed...Raven
has turned his back on Mankind, he was the mystery partner...

Shamus: Ah ha ha, I love it!! Look at Cornette, he's gonna have
another heart attack he's laughing so hard!! He must be drinking Diet
Pepsi again!!!

Fountain: Wait, what's this, RAVEN JUST GRABBED HELMSLEY!!! ANOTHER
DDT!!! HE SPIKED THEM BOTH INTO THE MAT!!

Shamus: What's Raven thinking? What's he trying to do? Oh my god, now
I know Cornette had another heart attack, he's in shock!!

Fountain:  Who isn't in shock? We just saw Raven turn on Mankind, then
turn on Helmsley!! Mike Millner is supposed to be the ref for this
match, and he seems to be very confused.

Shamus: I think he's asking to make this match a triangle match,
obviously it's ok with Raven, he just knocked both Helmsley and
Mankind out with the DDT, and I think Helmsley and Mankind want to get
at Raven as bad as they wanna get at each other.

Fountain: You have a point, and I think this is gonna be made a
triangle match, Raven vs Helmsley vs Mankind.  It looks like all three
men will be in the ring at once, I assume the last man standing will
be the winner, we're still waiting for the official word.

Shamus:  It is a triangle match, I just got the word from the WCWF
ringside representative, all men in the ring at once, two men will be
eliminated when it's all said and done.  There's the bell, this match
is finally underway!

Fountain: Raven really has his pick of the two, both are still very
groggy from the DDT, but it looks like he's going for Mankind first.
He's walking up behind him, but Mankind saw it coming and caught him
with an elbow.

Shamus: Mankind off the ropes, Raven ducks a clothesline, and he takes
Mankind down with a belly to belly.  Helmsley coming up behind Raven,
hits him with a legsweep, and Mankind slams Raven's face into the mat.

Fountain:  Helmsley pulls Mankind up by the hair, hits a side suplex,
and he goes to bow to the crowd.  Raven jumps on the opportunity and
grabs Helmsley from behind, he's holding him up for Mankind. Mankind
swings, but Helmsley ducked, Mankind nailed Raven.

Shamus: But why is Mankind apologizing, he's fighting Raven too, he's
not his partner anymore, and now Helmsley has Mankind held up for
Raven, but Mankind ducks, Raven nails Helmsley! And Helmsley and Raven
now trading blows.

Fountain: Mankind just watching this exchange between the two, letting
them wear each other down, Mankind has both Helmsley and Raven by the
hair...BIG double noggin knocker! And Mankind with a Bang Bang for the
crowd!

Shamus: Helmsley up, nails Mankind with a lariat, and another.  Whips
him into the corner,  uh oh, he's setting Mankind up on top of the
turnbuckle for what looks like a superplex, now Raven coming over, and
Mankind just shoved Helmsley off the turnbuckle into Raven.

Fountain: Raven is down again, Mankind climbing the ropes, he's going
for the elbow! Oh, Chyna just pulled one of his feet out and he went
crashing down onto the turnbuckle, Helmsley once again going for the
superplex, and this time he hits it.

Shamus: Raven up and now he's attacking Helmsley, if Raven and
Helmsley worked on Mankind they could probably get the pin on him
quickly, but they choose to attack each other, Raven with a lariat
sending Helmsley down.  Helmsley quickly up though, Raven off the
ropes, Helmsley hits a spinebuster on Raven, and he is layed out.

Fountain: We got a cover!

(Millner gives a two count)

Fountain: Raven with the kick out though.  Mankind back over to
Helmsley now, and Helmsley pulls Raven up between them.  Raven nails
Mankind with a kick to the stomach, and he's going for the DDT!!
Helmsley bowing to the crowd, and Raven looks over at him, he let
Mankind go!! Now he's gonna DDT Helmsley, but Mankind hits him with a
clothesline .

Shamus: Helmsley with a bodyslam on Mankind, whips him into the ropes
and hits him with a back elbow.  Helmsley pulls Mankind up by the
hair, and hits him with a hard knee to the face.  Helmsley whips
Mankind into the corner, and Mankind just buried Mike Milliner!

Fountain: You can say that again, Millner is OUT. And he's where Chyna
comes into play! Helmsley's got Cornette and Chyna out there to do his
dirty work, Chyna just slid a chair into the ring.  Helmsley setting
up the chair, goes for a side suplex on to the chair, but Mankind
blocks it, and counters with a knee breaker! He just dropped
Helmsley's knee onto the the steal chair.  Helmsley hoping around on
one foot, Raven's got him, fisherman's suplex, he's hooked that leg.

Shamus: Milliner is still out though, Mankind throws the chair outta
the ring and goes over to Milliner.  He's not waking up that easy,
Mankind got him good, and Chyna just pulled Raven's hair.  Raven lets
Helmsley go, and looks over at Chyna.  Helmsley up, walking behind
Raven, Raven turns around though, grabs him, belly to belly suplex!

Fountain: Raven saw that coming some how, Milliner is finally up with
the assistance of Mankind, but Helmsley's not being pinned any more.
Raven with a knee drop on Helmsley, now a kick to Mankind's stomach,
and a swinging neckbreaker.

Shamus:  Helmsley off the ropes, BIG faceslam on Raven, he drove him
down strait into the mat, and I think Raven's nose has been broken,
it's bloodied for sure.  Helmsley now going after Mankind with a
series of  punches and kicks, Helmsley scoops him up, powerslam, and a
cover.

(Milliner gives a one count.)

Fountain: Only a one count, Mankind still has alot more in him.
Helmsley drops the elbow, and Mankind rolls to the outside.  Helmsley
follows him out.  Helmsley with a vicious forearm shot, now going for
a verticle suplex out on that concrete floor, and he hits it.  Raven
out of nowhere with a baseball slide on Helmsley, send him into the
guardrail.

Shamus:  Raven catches Helmsley as he falls foward off that guardrail,
DDT!!! No, wait, Helmsley with a backdrop, and Raven just got hung out
to dry on that guardrail and he tumbles over into the front row, he's
down and out...

Fountain: Is that blood on Helmsley? It is, who would have guessed
Mankind would be the last to get busted open in this match...I thought
this guy bled for fun.  Helmsley grabbing Mankind by the hair, and he
launches him head first into the ringpost.

Shamus: And I think it's safe to say...Mankind is busted open.
Milliner not even bother to give a ten count here, he's lost all
control and he knows it.  Helmsley rolling back into the ring. All
three men are busted open, and all three men are down.

Fountain: Helmsley's laying in the ring, Mankind is right outside the
ring, and Raven is still in the first row after getting layed out on
that guardrail.  Chyna picking up Mankind and tossing him back into
the ring by his hair, Helmsley taking his time getting over to
Mankind.  He's still shaken by the sight of his own blood I guess.

Shamus: Helmsley's letting his arrogance show though, he just spat on
Mankind, and he's strolling around the ring. He should be going for
the cover.  Mankind struggling to get back to his feet, and Helmsley
kicks him back down.

Fountain: Helsmley bowing in front of Mankind now, MANDIBLE CLAW!!!
Out of nowhere Mankind puts the Mandible Claw on Helmsley, Helsmley's
going down!! His shoulders are down, Mike Milliner over to make the
count.

Shamus: IT'S RAVEN!! He just ran in the ring, HUGE DDT ON MANKIND!!!
Hemsley and Mankind are down, Raven goes for the cover on both!!!

(Mike Milliner gives a clean three count and Ravens's music blasts
over the PA.)

Seifret: Your winner, as a result of a double pinfall, RAVEN!!!

Fountain: What a win for Raven, I'd almost forgotten about him out
here, then all the sudden BOOM, DDT, it's over.  Mankind put out
Helmsley, Raven put out Mankind.

Shamus: And Raven pins them both and wins it, I think this was part of
his plan all along...

Fountain: Okay, I'm being told now that we are going to take you
outside to the Core States Spectrum ... parking lot?

Shamus: What happened? Lucifer MD didn't pay for his parking or
something... ?

[Cuts to the parking lot outside of the Core States Spectrum. The
camera zooms in on Taz standing next to a car. He just stares at the
camera.]

Shamus: What's Taz doin'? Showin' us his new car or something?

Fountain: It is a nice car at that... but I believe that is Chris
Jericho's car!

[Taz turns around and puts his back to the camera, but urine can be
seen spraying onto the back of the car.]

Fountain: OH MY GOD!

Shamus: Haha... that's some savage stuff there that Taz is pulling...
I guess Jericho is really gonna be *pissed* when he grabs his keys!
HAHA!

Fountain: You are unbelievable.

Shamus: The one and only...

[Taz turns back around and moves toward one of the windows and punches
right through it! He continues around the car doing this to each
window.]

Shamus: Damn... the Lionheart is going to be chilly on the way home
tonight too....

Fountain: Someone get security out here... this is uncalled for....

[Taz pulls out a can of spraypaint and sprays "Taz Wuz Here" on the
hood of the car before dropping the spray can and folding his arms
across the chest.]

Shamus: Okay, I now have $1,000 on Taz in their matchup tonight...

Fountain: That is a federal crime... what he just did there... and you
are applauding him!

Shamus: Hey, your mic work sucks too... it should be against the law..
but you're still on the air..

Fountain: Bah!

Shamus: I mean, what is Jericho going to do.... go to Taz's Dojo and
bore everyone to death?

Fountain:  "Let's take you now to Bartender Jack and Drunken Rocket as
they get ready for this big Tag-team Grudge Match."

[Cuts to Bob Colligan, Drunken Rocket, and Bartender Jack.]

Colligan:  "I'm standing here with Bartender Jack and Drunken Rocket.
Gentlemen, this match has turned into a personal vendetta.  The
Troubled Youth have gone through intense training for this one.  Your
thoughts.."

Bartender Jack:  "Aaron Scythe and that karate man partner of his can
go through all the training in the world.  It still won't matter.  Not
hypnotism, nor magic potions, nor Karma, nor ouija boards... NOTHING
can save The Troubled Youth now!!  Scythe, what's done is done.  The
past is nothing more than tragic history and soon, very soon, you and
Kagemusha will be too."

Drunken Rocket:  "Right now, as we speak, many images are dancing in
the deranged psyche of one Aaron Scythe.  Whether he has come to grips
with reality or not is no longer important.  What is important is that
time has run out for The Troubled Youth.  Your seconds are now
numbered Aaron. We'll pick you and your partner apart like a
Thanksgiving turkey.  When we're done, we might just head back to
Dominique's grave and have ourselves a little drinking party.  Tonight
Troubled Youth, we feast on your souls and intoxicate ourselves with
your blood!  One thing is certain Aaron, after tonight...YOU WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME MAN AGAIN!!!!!!"

Colligan:  "Let's go to you Marc."

[Cuts over to Mark Kardon, standing with members of the Anarchist's
Nation.]

[[Marc Kardon is seen inside of the Anarchist's Nation's locker room.
The lockeroom looks as if it has been turned into a complete fortress
filled with dozens of security devices.]]

Kardon:  Umm Anne don't you think your taking this a bit too far.

Anne:  Look, rember what happened after Aron's match with Jeff
Jarrett?

Kardon: Yes Aron was attacked by all three mebers of the Perfect
Stable and had to be sent to the hospital, and that attack could have
very well cost him his Monarch of the Mat Match against The Crow.

Anne: And rember that attack the Guys that Kill Stuff did on
Nighthawk, or the time the 70's Preservation Society got punked by
some of the Ghetto Boyz hired thugs.  Well I am sick and tired of that
crap happening.  So I'm have everyone watch eveyone's back, their
won't be a single time an Anarchist Nation member is in the ring with
out another one in the crowd.  No one is going to be safe, you'll
never know who will be in the crowd.  Only problem is I haven't been
able to find Nighthawk and Kestrel tonight, its a good thing Tamius
keeps such a good eye on them.  Oh and Marc if you see them tonight be
sure to tell them we're looking for them.

Kardon: Sure thing.

Anne: I was going to talk to them before the warm up show, but my
flight got delayed so I was late for the show and missed it.

Kardon: Anne I'd like to have a word with the Troubled Youth are they
in here at the moment?

Anne:  Yes, there in the room to the left.

[[ Marc Kardon walks in to another room where he sees The Troubled
Youth: Aron Scythe and Kagemusha meditating, new age music is playing
in the background.  ]]

Kagemusha:  Kardon san, nice to see you.

Kardon:  Mr. Scythe, Kagemusha any comments before tonight's match
against Bartender Jack and the Drunken Rocket.

Kagemusha:  Kardon san, its very obvious what's the weakness of this
team we are faceing.  The fact of the mater is one of the two members
on this team are unequal.  The Drunken Rocket is mearly a pawn of
Bartender Jack.  Jack him self even admitted that he doesn't drink
alcohol.  And do you know why that is?

Kardon:  Ummm, no I don't.

Kagemusha: That's because he knows the corrupting effect alcohol has
upon people.    He's using the Drunken Rocket's addiction as a means
of controlling him so he'll do his bidding.  When he sees how
dangerous we are he could very well throw the Drunken Rocket down as a
sacrificial lamb, but their will be no escape for Bartender Jack.  The
Drunken Rocket's body has slowly unraveled over years, he's lost the
ability to tell between fact and fiction, that's why he's been such a
sucker for Bartender Jack's mind games. The Drunken Rocket and
Bartender Jack shall fall, such is karma..........

Aron:  The Drunken Rocket has been living a lie ever since his his
softmore year of highschool, and its time for him to wake up.  He's
let Bartender Jack pull the strings for years, but Jack won't be able
to save him, and the Rocket won't be able to help Jack.  Unlike the
Drunken Rocket, I've always done my homework, and I know theese
opponents very well.  But I've got Kagemusha on my side, and I'm the
only person around hear who knows what he'll be able to do.  We have
developed the ultimate stratagy.  Bartender Jack and the Drunken
Rocket's lies shall come to an abrupt end, they knew nothing about
Dominique, and I've known her pain for years.

Kardon:  You've certainly gained more control over your temper in the
last two weeks.

Aron: It true, Kagemusha and Anne have taught to hold back my emotions
until they truely matter.  I don't want to fall into a trap.  And we
have set up the ultimate strategy for our match against them.

Kardon: And what might that stratagy be?

Kagemusha: Do we look like the kind of persons who would ruin the
surprise?  You won't know what it is, just be sure to tell Bartender
Jack and the Drunken Rocket to notify their next of kin.

[[ Aron Scythe and Kagemusha walk away.]]

 [Cuts back to the announcer's table with Fountainand Shamus.]

 Matt Fountain: And up next is our third match-up of the night: THE TAG
 TEAM GRUDGE MATCH between Anne Arky's very own TROUBLED YOUTH and the
 duo of BARTENDER JACK and DRUNKEN ROCKET. There's been a lot of bad
 blood between these two factions as of late- and tonight they're going
 to settle their differences IN THE RING.

 Shamus: <<<laughs>>> That's right, Fountain. There's going to be a lot
 bad blood... SPILLED tonight, as DRUNKEN ROCKET and BARTENDER JACK
 gave me their PERSONAL GUARANTEE that the TROUBLED YOUTH is going to
 their asses planted like a tree on Arbor Day!!!

 Fountain: But, you can't just DISCOUNT the awesome powers of "PSYCHO
 NERD" AARON SCYTHE and <<<looks at cue card and frowns>>>
 KAH-GAY-MOO-SHAH. They are both wily veterans...and, from what I hear:
 part time NINJAS for the <<<frowns at cue card again>>> KIT-SOON-EE
 Clan.

 Shamus: Jesus, Fountain... These guys are fakes! Kajagoogoo is a damn
 blue light special ninja compared to the WCWF's very own SHAOLIN
 DYNAMITE! But I'm just looking forward to seeing ANNE ARKY shake her
 moneymaker... because buddy: those boots were made for knockin'!

 Fountain: <<<rolls eyes in disgust>>> Well you just keep it in your
 pants, buster. It looks like tonight's OFFICIAL is making his way to
 ringside.

 Shamus: HELL YES! "IRON MAN" RON NORD.

 <<<<Ron Nord makes his way down to ringside as fireworks erupt all
 over the place. The DANGERTRON sports a huge image of RON NORD putting
 the 1-2-3 on some of the WCWF's biggest stars. The P.A. system blares
 the CLASH'S "ROCK THE CASBAH" as RON NORD makes his way down the
 aisle. A huge pop erupts from the crowd as THE NORDIC ONE passes by
 the fans, slapping high fives and kissing lusty women. Down front, a
 group of college guys with their faces painted in BLACK and WHITE
 stripes jump up and down like maniacs. They hold above their heads a
 huge banner that says:

 RON NORD WHIPS ASS

 Ron Nord pauses to flex in front of the loyal NORD HORDE, then rolls
 inside the ring.>>>>>

 Fountain: <<<visibly shocked by the overwhelming entrance of LORD
 NORD>>> Well...there's only one thing you can say about RON NORD...

 Shamus: ...He gets more ass than a toilet seat?

 Fountain: SHAMUS! Please! it looks as though THE TROUBLED YOUTH are
 about to make their entrance to ringside, accompanied by ANNE ARKY.

 Shamus: Oh goodie. Here comes the Goddess of Lovin' Herself! WHOO!
 SHAKE IT BABY!

 <<<<The house lights go down as DESENSITIZED by The Mighty Mighty
 Bosstones growls to life over the P.A. system. A huge spotlight
 illuminates the trio standing on the entrance ramp. Anne Arky stands
 between her two prized MASTERS OF HIGH-RISK MAYHEM: the enigmatic
 Kitsune clan's very own Shadow Warrior- KAGEMUSHA and the tenacious
 daredevil "PSYCHO NERD" AARON SCYTHE!!!! They pose for a barrage of
 flash bulb photos, then stalk down to ringside with MURDER ON THEIR
 MINDS.>>>

 Fountain: These guys look 110% FOCUSED tonight. I'd hate to set foot
 in the ring with either of those two competitors tonight...

 Shamus: You'd hate to set foot in the ring with RED ROOSTER on WWF
 MANIA, sissy!

 Fountain: <<<ignores Shamus>>> Well, making their way down to ringside
 as we speak are the self proclaimed INNOVATORS OF INEBRIATION, the
 unorthodox barflies of the wrestling world, BARTENDER JACK and DRUNKEN
 ROCKET!!!

 <<<<<The crowd is visibly split as DRUNKEN ROCKET and BARTENDER JACK
 stride down the arena walkway. Conservative boos pepper the audience,
 but many hardcore fans fill the air with the chants of "CHUG! CHUG!
 CHUG! CHUG!" Drunken Rocket pauses and snatches a cold one from an
 outstretched fan's hand. He holds it up to the arena lights, then
 pulls it open with his teeth. The crowd goes CRAZY as he downs the
 whole can in a few seconds, then spikes the empty aluminum can in the
 face of a nearby fan. The two men make their way up onto the apron and
 into the ring.>>>>

 Shamus: <<<<laughing into his headset>>>> Now there are a couple of
 REAL ROLEMODELS for America's youth! Forget this ninja magic crap- you
 give me acold six pack and I'll kick the crap out of any of these
 "Martial Arts" specialists...

 Fountain: <<<clearing his throat>>> Ladies and Gentlemen, please
 excuse my colleague, he was raised in a barn...

 Shamus: Hey man, I'll have you know that.... WHOA!!!! This match is
 underway!

 Fountain: It looks like Bartender Jack has decided to jump the gun and
 attack PSYCHO NERD before the bell even rang!!! He's shoved him into
 the corner! BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION! And another! AND ANOTHER!

 Shamus: This kicks ass!

 Fountain: PSYCHO with a quick reversal- and now JACK is the one in the
 corner... EUROPEAN STYLE UPPERCUT! WHOA- What a VICIOUS MANUVER!

 Shamus: I think I just saw some teeth fly out!

 Fountain: Psycho Nerd sending Jack for the ride with an Irish Whip
 into the ropes...TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! My God. Jack is in some
 serious pain! Psycho dropping the elbow on the downed Bartender. And a
 swift kick to the ribs on the part of Psycho. Looks like he's just
 punishing him in there.

 Shamus: Damn, that musta hurt like a BITCH!!

 Fountain:  Psycho Nerd is now dragging Jack to his feet.  And a
 Whopping Slap to Jack's Jaw.  Psycho is now tagging Kagemusha, they
 are both sending Jack for the ride.....AND

 Shamus:  ...A BIG TIME DOUBLE SOVIET SUPLEX!!!! AHH DAMN, stright out
 of Nikolai Volkoff's Playbook!!  Jack is on the floor, and he ain't
 looking pretty.

 Fountain:  For once you are right Comrade.  The Troubled Youth is just
 unloading on POOR JACK, and he's not mounting any kind of offense.
 Kagemusha is now sending Jack into the ropes, and a HUGH SPINNING HEAD
 SCISSORS sends Jack out of the ring!

 <<<Kagemusha bows to the crowd and begins to perfom some of his Flying
 Lotus Fist technique further demonstrating his martial prowess to theecrowd>>>>>

 Shamus:  ..And would you look at that Ignorant Karate punk, he's doing
 some kind of Martial Arts Crap.  Buddy, you ain't going to impress me
 with that YAMA-KAMA-MAMA-BOOTYKEN JUNK.  I wish....OH DAMN....Drunken
 Rocket Just ended that Kung-Fu fighting REMIX, with a BULLDOG from
 Behind!"

 Fountain:  And Ron Nord is visably Pissed at this blatant act of
 rulebreaking from the part of Drunken Rocket.  Jack is rolling back
 into the ring now and he picks up the Stunned Ninja, as Ron Nord
 muscles Rocket out of the ring again. And a QUICK HEADBUTT to
 Kagemusha's Forehead.

 <<<<Camera passes by the crowd, and stops for a second on a bright
 banner:::AMERICA LOVES QUAKE: 1997 PIMP OF THE YEAR>>>>

 Shamus:  Yeah, and now Jack is dragging KAGA-GOO-GOO to his corner.
 And Jack is now Tagging in his partner, the Excellence of Alcoholism,
 Drunken Rocket!  You've tasted the imports, but now it's time for a
 CAN OF AMERICAN WHOOP ASS!!

 Fountain:  Shamus...Please....Rocket with a big Boot to the
 midsection. And Another, Rocket is really on a tear here.  he's got
 the Ninja setup for....YES....A D.D.T!!!  And Kagemusha's is really in
 some serious pain now!  He's barely moving...

 Shamus:  That's right Fountain, That Karate punk is getting what he
 deserves, In fact Rocket is standing over this BITCH and is really
 giving him a verbal LASHING, insulting his MOM, HIS DAMN CLAN, and
 NINTENDO!!  This is great...Give it to him Rock...."

 Fountain:  ...WELL stop your grinnin' and drop your linen, because
 KAGEMUSHA just nailed Rocket with a SPINNING DRAGON SCREW LEG SCISSORS
 into a PIN COMBO!!!  AND RON NORD IS
 COUNTING!!!......ONE......TWOO....and ......Rocket Kicks out!

 Shamus: WHOO HOO! You can't keep a good drunk down.

 Fountain: Rocket up again, and KAGEMUSHA with a spin heel kick to the
 head! Rocket to the mat like a ton of bricks...

 Shamus: Well...damn. You may be able to keep a good drunk down...but,
 uhhh... you'll never see him in the... <<<looks around>>> DRAGON
 SLEEPER!

 <<<<<KAGEMUSHA signals to the raging crowd for a dragon sleeper.>>>>>>

 Shamus: Awwww...

 Fountain: KAGEMUSHA with the dreaded Dragon Sleeper applied. I don't
 know how long Rocket can withstand this brutal punishment. He raises
 his hands, but can't seem to gather any strength

 Fountain: The Immortal RON NORD slides down to check Drunken Rocket's
 condition. He raises Rocket's hand..... ONE. He checks it again....
 TWO!

 Shamus: Oh God...please...NOOOOOOO!!!!!

 Fountain: NORD raises the hand once more....THR-AHHHH!!!!!

 Shamus: MY GOD! BARTENDER JACK with a double axehandle to the back of
 KAGEJUJU's head! A crushing blow that broke the count! WHOOOOO!

 <<<<Several members of the crowd mimic his "WHOOOO!">>>>

 Fountain: OH MY! The force of the blow sent KAGEMUSHA tumbling over,
 crushing the 1-2-3 Kid: RON NORD in the process. And it looks as
 though he's shaken up a bit! OOOOH! KAGEMUSHA totally at the mercy of
 DRUNKEN ROCKET and BARTENDER JACK! ROCKET with a vicious elbow to the
 mouth. JACK with a boot to the groin! Ooooh!

 Shamus: Ahh yes...the BOOT TO THE GROIN. They just don't make em like
 they used to. One boot. Two nuts. Three times the FRUITY FUN for
 EVERYONE!"

 Fountain: <<<looks at Shamus for two whole seconds while ROCKET and
 JACK beat up KAGEMUSHA- staring intently>>> Unbelievable. KAGEMUSHA
 really getting shredded as ANNE ARKY tries to raise RON NORD from his
 stupor.

 Shamus: Boy, I got something she can RAISE- RIGHT HERE...

 <<<begins to gesture towards his genitalia....but camera darts away to
 an extreme closeup of a nearby sign that reads:

 BUILT NORD TOUGH

 Fountain: And PSYCHO NERD has had enough of this! He charges out to
 the carnage...

 Shamus: ....JUST AS "HOT" ROD NORD is back on the scene! And whoo
 buddy... RON is having none of PSYCHO's "interference" tonight! Good!

 Fountain: MY GOD! Like those two VILLAINS out there aren't cheating
 there way to a victory tonight??? Shamus, you really... OOOOOOH!!!!
 While Nord is distracted- a quick double SAVATE  NECKBREAKER on
 KAGEMUSHA! He rolls around in pain. Jack with a quick boot to the
 kneecap as NORD pushes him outside.

 Shamus: <<<spills his drink in his lap>>> DAMN!

 Fountain: <<<chuckles>>> Hee Hee... Bathroom's right over there, Jon.

 Shamus: Hey man: SHUT UP.

 Fountain: DRUNKEN ROCKET with a fist to the groin <<<winces>>> and
 then...... POWERBOMB!!!!!

 Shamus: WAIT!!! REVERSAL! REVERSAL INTO A.....FRANKENSTEINER!!!! OH MY
 GOD!!!!

 Fountain: KAGEMUSHA with a SPECTACULAR assault! Both men on the ground
 now.... however, KAGEMUSHA has been in there in a bad way for quite
 some time and DRUNKEN ROCKET gets up first. He grabs KAGE by the
 throat, and spins behind for a SLEEPER HOLD!

 Shamus: KOMODO POO POO struggling with the pain of the sleeper hold!
 Go ON DRUNKEN ROCKET- K.O. his sorry ass!

 Fountain: Will you sit your ass dow....OH MY!!!! Reversal into a
 JAWBREAKER by KAGEMUSH! ROCKET staggered! KAGE with a reverse ridge
 hand to the throat! Savate kick to the thigh! AND ANOTHER! AND
 ANOTHER! And.... INSIDE CRESCENT KICK to FACE!!!! ROCKET's down!"

 <<<<KAGEMUSHA, wiping away streaks of his own blood from the corners
 of his eyes, stands exhausted in the center of the ring for a
 second..apparently in a trance of pain.>>>>

 Shamus: Whoa. that sucks.

 Fountain: ROCKET staggers up and bum rushes KAGEMUSHA....still
 apparently in his trance-like state. ROCKET for the football
 tackle.....

 Shamus: KAGEMUSHA with THE SUPERKICK!!!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!!! HOLY
 CRAP! ROCKET DOWN!"

 Fountain: KAGE with the quick cover! ONE....TWO...kickout by ROCKET!
 My God these competitors absorb some terrible punishment."

 <<<Both men are exhausted. ROCKET is drooling huge strings of blood
 from his busted mouth, while KAGE is torn up above his left eye. Smalllpatches of congealed blood smears on the mat mark their  tracks.>>>>

 Shamus: And ROCKET with a Irish Whip...but KAGE REVERSES it!

 Fountain: ROCKET on the trip- and KAGEMUSHA forgoes any offense, and
 tags in PSYCHO NERD AARON SCYTHE!!!! The crowd is on their feet!!!
 They are really behind their....ummm, NERD. PSYCHO flies into action
 with a flying lariat- almost taking ROCKET's head off. PSYCHO hoists
 him up....PILEDRIVER to the mat!!!! ROCKET tries a feeble punch, but
 Aaron Scythe blocks it! PSYCHO on top of ROCKET now....in the mounted
 position"

 Shamus: I hear he's most comfortable in the "mounted position", Matt.

 Fountain: Oh shut up! PSYCHo delivering the mail with a series of
 DEVASTATING headbutts! ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! Where
 does the carnage end? Rocket spilling a lot of blood out there- and
 PSYCHO LOVES IT!

 Shamus: Yeah!!! All that carnage! I lov- HEEEEEELLLLLOOOOO ASSSSS!!!
 Take a look at THAT hot little number coming down the aisle,
 Fountain!"

 <<<<The crowd gets up and strains as a woman comes down to ringside,
 holding a microphone. Crowd members look perplexed...some exclaiming
 "Who the Hell is that?" Others wolf whistling, and still others trying
 to cop a feel on this MYSTERY WOMAN!>>>>>

 Fountain: Oh my! It appears...ladies and  gentlemen...that some young
 lady has taken an apparent INTEREST in this match!
 and...and...honestly I don't know WHO she is! She is apparently
 hellbent on making it to ringside though!"

 Shamus: Hey turd- YOU call the match! I get to scope out the chicks!

 Fountain: and apparently she is....OOOOH!!! PSYCHO NERD with an
 inverted ATOMIC DROP on ROCKET! Then a running clothesline to the mat!
 ROCKET down like a sack of poop.

 Shamus: A sack of WHAT?!? Poop? Jesus, where did you grow up?

 Fountain: Fine. A sack of....crap. Happy? <<<shoots Shamus the evil
 eye>>>

 Shamus: Yes. Yes I am.

 Fountain: PSYCHO with a rolling neck snap! He sends DRUNKEN ROCKET
 into the ropes....and catches him in a....BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Hot
 damn! ROCKET is layed out...AGAIN!

 Shamus: Come on, ROCKET! I've seen you trashed this bad before...and
 STILL come out ON TOP! Remember MISSY HYATT'S BIRTHDAY PARTY???"

 Fountain: Speaking of Misses... it seems that our MYSTERY WOMAN is
 alongside the guardrailing at ringside. And ANNE ARKY doesn't notice
 her yet! She seems ready to speak.....PSYCHO with a BIIIIIIIG
 BODYSLAM! ROCKET splattered in blood now.

 Shamus: PSYCHO up to the top rope for a big moonsault and....OH WAIT!
 HE SEES THE MYSTERY WOMAN!!!!! He's beside himself!!!

 Fountain: Yes.... All action ceases, as PSYCHO NERD is frozen on the
 top rope! Just look at his face while DRUNKEN ROCKET lies bleeding
 quietly in the center of the ring.... this match is A MILLION MILES
 AWAY to PSYCHO NERD right now. I wonder what she's going to do?

 Shamus: I hope it involves sitting on my lap....oooF!!!

 <<<<Fountain with a quick elbow to the ribs as the MYSTERY WOMAN
 raises the microphone and speaks in a dark voice>>>

 MYSTERY WOMAN: Aaron, it's been a long time. Many years ago you
 thought I was dead, but once again.... YOU WERE WRONG. Back in High
 School you made many mistakes, but one of them has followed you your
 whole life. That mistake...your BIGGEST MISTAKE... was trusting me.
 Your fair Dominique is back.

 <<<<she takes the microphone away from her lips, and stares at Aaron
 with a piercing gaze. She then turns and walks away- leaving Aaronndumbfounded on the top turnbuckle...>>>>

 Fountain: <<<in stunned silence, as is the entire crowd>>>
 I...I...don't know what to say ladies and gentlemen... this is truly a
 shocking discovery in the WCWF! PSYCHO NERD is completely beside
 himself!

 Shamus: And so is DRUNKEN ROCKET! He's used this time to sneak up
 behind PSYCHO NERD and up to the second turnbuckle!

 Fountain: OH MY GOD!!! BELLY TO BACK S-U-P-E-R-P-L-E-X !!!!!!
 AHHHHHHH!!!"

 <<<THe crowd goes bananas!!!>>>

 Fountain: PSYCHO NERD absolutely demolished by this manuver! He's
 practically unconcious!

 Shamus: Yeah, but DRUNKEN ROCKET is pretty pissed off after getting
 bloodied up like that. HE'S NOT THROUGH YET. He rakes the blood off of
 his ragged mouth with his hand... then rears back PSYCHO's head by the
 hair and.....and BITCH SLAPS HIM!!! Blood everywhere on PSYCHO's
 face!!! THen...YESSS!!! YESSS!!!! Signals to the crowd.... THE
 U-U-U-ULTIMATE HANGOVER!!!!!!!!

 FOuntain: MY GOD! It's ALL OVER!!!

 Shamus: You could count to a million on this  clown. Consider his ass
 dismissed..."

 Fountain: RON NORD with the count....
 ONE........TWO.....THR...THREE!!!!

 Shamus: WHOOOOO! ROCKET and JACK have won! Just like I predicted,
 baby!

 Fountain: It's just about time for us to move on to the World Tag Team
 Title matchup....

 Shamus: Let's do it to it!

 <<<<Fountain's and Shamus' voices come in over the house P.A.
 System>>>>

 Fountain: Ladies and Gentlemen... our next bout is going to be for the
 WCWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS! And let me assure you: all the
 hype surrounding this matchup is WELL JUSTIFIED. Tonight, in the
 squared circle, we will be witnessing one of the most titanic
 confrontations in WCWF History. Two Teams. One Survivor.

 Shamus: PHILADELPHIA!!!! ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME ASSES GET
 KICKED!!??!

 <<<<The crowd explodes in a huge sweeping roar. The jam packed Core
 States Spectrum raises to its feet in anticipation.>>>>

 Shamus: I SAAAAIIIIID:

 ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME FREAKIN' PIPE LAID AND SOME ASSES
 KICKED?!?!?!?"

 <<<<The crowd roars with all its might. Thousands of bloodthirsty fans
 scream their throats raw in anticipation of tonight's tag team
 championship. The sound in the arena is ABSOLUTELY DEAFENING. Shamus
 and Fountain have to cover their ears against the tidal wave of
 decibels.>>>>

 Shamus: ALL RIGHT! THEN FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE DANGERTRON,
 PHILADELPHIA- AS WE WITNESS THE AWESOME DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THESE TWO
 MONSTER TAG TEAMS.

 <<<<The house lights dim to mere hints of twilight as the gargantuan
 DANGERTRON flickers to life. The screen is black at first, but slowly
 the letters H-A-R-D-C-O-R-E are stamped out on the screen in bold
 white type. A deep announcer's voice booms over the P.A.>>>>

 NARRATOR: HARDCORE: The durable and resistant central part of a given
 entity; specifically the most DIE-HARD nucleus of a group or
 organization.

 <<<THREE LOUD 9mm GUN BLASTS TEAR THROUGH THE P.A. SYSTEM! The report
 is so loud that many clutch their ears. Slowly, the white letters of
 HARDCORE ooze crimson, as if covered in blood. The P.A. now screams
 with Police Siren wails as THE HARDCORE HOMEBOYZ theme music, "Molotov
 Bitch" by Prodigy, comes blaring in over the speakers. THE CROWD ROARS
 ITS APPROVAL.>>>

 <<<The screen rapidly dissolves from the logo to a grainy black and
 white footage of DOGG and D-BO pimp smacking prostitues, powerbombinggthe mailman through a newsstand, and smacking a downed police officerewith his own nightstick by a ruptured fire hydrant.>>>

 <<<while the carnage goes on on screen, the  announcer's voice
 returns...>>>

 NARRATOR: From the war torn streets of America's bloodstained ghettos,
 these two pipe hittin' niggaz have already proven that they are the
 white woman's dream and the white man's worst nightmare. At WARZONE,
 they emerged from the smoking ruins of battle with the Championship
 Gold around their waists: but now... it's time they face a NEW
 CHALLENGE from an OLD NEMESIS.

 <<<<THE HOMEBOYZ' music abruptly stops, as if it was a record being
 scratched by the needle. In its place comes the all too familiar voice
 of THE NEW WORLD ORDER.>>>>

 NEW WORLD ANNOUNCER: The following advertisement has been paid for by
 the NEW WORLD ORDER.

 <<<<With that, the N.W.O.'s theme song fills the arena sound system.
 Scores of loyal New World Order supporters holler and scream in the
 darkened Core Arena in praise of their champions. The darkened screen
 is suddenly filled with the towering letters:

 N.W.O.

 The deep baritone voice of the narrator once again comes through to
 the P.A.>>>>

 NARRATOR: The Lords of the Ring. The Wolf Pack. The Outsiders. Call
 them what you will... but these two towering juggernauts are the iron
 fist of The New World Order. They have brought the World to its knees
 before...and tonight: they seek to repeat history.

 <<<The screen turns to a grainy image of the    colossal boots of
 KEVIN NASH and SCOTT HALL: THE CLIQUE. The camera slowly pans upwardssto meet the grim visages of these ruthless titans as the narratorocontinues.>>>>

 NARRATOR: "These men have a single objective: DESTROY THE HARDCORE
 HOMEBOYZ, and regain their precious Championship Belts. For these two
 soldiers of fortune, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. They show no mercy.
 They know no surrender. They are THE CLIQUE.

 <<<The DANGERTRON slowly flickers off as the house lights go back
 up.>>>

 <<<Matt Fountain and Jon Shamus once again turn to face the camera.
 Their voices are no longer amplified by the P.A. system.>>>>

 Shamus: God damn. That was some impressive stuff.

 Fountain: I agree....though not in those exact same words. Tonight, we
 are witnessing another landmark in WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
 FEDERATION event history. The bloodsoaked rematch of two of the most
 DOMINANT TAG TEAMS ever to grace the squared circle...

 Shamus: TECHNO TEAM 2000 and RHYTHM & BLUES???

 Fountain: Ahem... I was referring to THE CLIQUE and THE HARDCORE
 HOMEBOYZ.

 Shamus: Man...sure these tag teams may be  'EXTREME' and
 'BLOODTHIRSTY', but dammit- HONKY TONK MAN and GREG "THE HAMMER"
 VALENTINE kicked some serious...serious ASS! Wow...I remember SURVIVOR
 SERIES '87 like it was yesterday... RHYTHM & BLUES paired up with THE
 BUSHWACKERS. Boy, I about pissed in my pants when Cousin Butch and
 Cousin Luke set up HONKY for the BATTERING RAM!

 Fountain: Are you finished?

 Shamus: <<<completely oblivious>>> But thank GOD for Jimmy Hart and
 his infinite wisdom. He carried HONKY and THE HAMMER straight to the
 top of the charts!!!

 Fountain: <<<<whispers to sound technician off screen>>> Do I really
 have to put up with this crap? I mean, I'll walk if this ke.....

 <<<<notices camera>>>>

 Fountain: Uhhhh... Yes. As I was saying, it looks as though tonight's
 TAG TEAM CHALLENGERS are making their way down to ringside. The crowd
 is going berserk as KEVIN NASH and SCOTT HALL strut down the aisle to
 the familiar N.W.O. theme.....accompanied by the BIG MAN HIMSELF: the
 awesome powerhouse of the N.W.O. known as VADER.  Look at the Size of
 VADER, HE's.....

 Shamus: JESUS CHRIST, His TITS are So BIG he could probably Breast
 feed a small African Nation!  Sucker be looking like mother Earth
 here...

 Fountain:  WEll, if you're done then I would like to anounce that the
 HOMEBOYZ are making there way out to ring side.  And these guys look
 ready to take out the trash.

 Shamus: Well, they can start with that TWO BIT PUNK, JASON AARON.
 Because, He's the True MasterMind behind all of this N.W.O Crap!"

 Fountain:  Yeah, he is the mastermind, but tonight it looks like the
 N.W.O is going to leave this match in the hands of Vader and the
 Clique!

 Shamus:  Yeah, well it looks like both teams are in the ring and we
 are about ready to get started, so Fountain, Take your Finger out of
 your ASS and Do your job!

 Fountain:  Uhhhh, Whatever Shamus....And it looks like Dogg and Scott
 Hall are going to start it up here tonight!  And both men lock
 up.....No advantage yet as they are just pushing themselves around the
 ring.  Looks like both teams are feeling each other out.

 Shamus:  Man...You Suck, let me call this match up!

 Fountain:  Go right ahead, if you think you can handle it?!<<<Gives
 Shamus a sarcastic look>>>

 Shamus:  GOOD...about damn time I took  control...and Speaking of
 control it looks like Scott Hall has just hit Dogg with a Knee Lift.
 And Another, And Another, Dogg doubled over now....and a BIG SWINGING
 NECKBREAKER FROM HALL!!

 Fountain:  And Hall is just stomping on the fallen Homeboy, One after
 another....These stomps have to be taking a toll on Dogg.  And Hall is
 now dragging Dogg to his feet, and He lands a SHORT ARM LARIAT on the
 Dogg!

 Shamus:  Damn, that musta hurt, But ummm....Matt, Didn't I have
 exclusive rights to this match?

 Fountain:  I Changed my mind, go ahead and say all of your "SILLY
 COMMENTS" I'll just pretend I'm rubber and your GLUE and what ever you
 say bounces off me and sticks to you

 <<<<Shamus laughs out loud and then turns to Fountain and says in a
 serious voice...>>>>>

 Shamus: SCREW OFF YOU PRICK.

 Fountain:  Anyways, this match up has been pretty one sided so
 far...Hall has Dogg in the corner right now and he's laying into him
 with some serious kicks to the Midsection.  Now Hall is going over and
 Tagging in his Partner, Kevin Nash.  Nash Picks the Damaged Homeboy
 off the ground and slams him down to the MAT!  And he's bouncing off
 the ropes, and WOW...A BIG SPLASH FROM THE BIG MAN!

 Shamus: Yea, I've gotta give credit where credit is due, the Clique
 can Back up what they they say, and I wouldn't be ....

 Fountain: AND ANOTHER BIG SPLASH FROM THE BIG MAN.  Nash is now
 sending DOGG for the ride.....AND....TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBRACKER.  AHHHH,
 what a manuver.

 Shamus:  And it doesn't stop their, my friend, as Nash is HOLDING
 DOGG'S BODY OVER HIS KNEES AND FORCING IT TO BEND BACKWARDS!!!  That
 causes EXTREME pain on the lower back

 Fountain:  Yea, but the Homeboyz won't submit, they don't know the
 meaining of the word quit. Nash is picking Dogg up again and he's
 heading over to Hall.  Nash Tags in Hall and is now holding Dogg as
 Hall runs against the opposite ropes.....AND....

 SHAMUS:  NOOOOO, A BIG TIME SCREW UP BY THE N.W.O: DOGG ducked and
 Hall hit Nash!!!  Nash was sent right over the ring ropes and he's on
 the arena floor.

 Fountain:  Hall is looking at his partner, but he bettter watch
 ou...SMALL PACKAGE, SMALL PACKAGE...ONE.....TWO.....KICKOUT!!!  AND
 Dogg running for his corner, Hall grabs his legs, but IT'S too LATE,
 Dogg just Tag in D-Bo.  D-Bo with a big Roundhouse right on HALL.  And
 Another.....Scoops him up and ....WHAT the HECk...HE JUST DROPED HALL
 OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE.  What Impact!!!

 Shamus: Well hold on to your socks, byatch, because that's not all.
 D-Bo is climbing the Top rope...AND... DOUBLE AXE HANDLE to Hall's
 Back.  Hall is laying motionless on the floor.  D-Bo picks him up and
 Rams him into the Guard Rail.

 Fountain:  D-Bo rolling Hall back in now and he's going for a cover.
 ONE......TWOOOOOO AND A BIG TIME KICKOUT by Hall, It's going to take
 more to put this man out.

 <<<CROWD stands up and starts to BOO heavily, except for the KULT
 SECTION, which begins to Say the Lord's Prayer Backwards.  From behind
 the curtain, SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS and LUCIFER M.D emerge. They are
 clad in full length fur coats and sport huge steel toed boots. They
 walk a little ways towards ringside and then stop.  Satan Machine
 turns to a fan holding a sign labelled:

 R   O   N     N   O   R   D 4 L   I   F   E

 And faceplants him over the steel railing. Screamin' Demon starts
 Cracking his knuckles, however neither one displays any emotion. Their
 faces are icy masks of cool, calculating killers. Lucifer M.D, Stands
 motionless, with a strange smile on his face!!!!>>>

 Shamus:  OOOOOOH DAMN! Look what the cat dragged in! I'll be damned if
 it ain't LUCIFER M.D. and Company. Now THERE are some REAL champions
 for your ass, Fountain!!!

 Fountain:  Hey! We don't want any... TROUBLE down here tonight.
 Perhaps SLH is just SCOUTING the competition out for...ummm, future
 reference.

 Shamus:  Ummmm...yeah, and maybe- just maybe: my ass will sprout wings
 and fly-fly-fly like an eagle. I call Bull on that, Fountain!
 Something is up... <<<<sniff sniff>>>>>

 Shamus: You smell that?

 Fountain: <<<<sniffs weakly>>>> Smell what?

 Shamus: WHOOP ASS is a comin'.... I can SMELL IT.

 Fountain:  Well, what ever the case maybe, D-bo still has Hall in the
 ring...and a mean vertical suplex from D-Bo sends Hall to the mat
 again. D-Bo tagging in Dogg again, and they both whip Hall into the
 ropes.....BIG BACKDROP from the Homeboyz.  And again they are sending
 him for the ride....Double Boot to the Midsection, and BAM! WHAT A
 MOVE.....DOGG JUST CLOTHESLINED HALL AS D-BO SWEEPED HIS FEET OUT, a
 variation of the dreaded TOTAL ELIMINATION!

 Shamus:  ...and Dogg is right on the fallen Hall, as he drags the
 DIRTY SPIC TO HIS FEET.  Dogg is now pushing Hall backwards...Setting
 him up for...WAIT A SECOND....Hall just repositioned his weight and
 caused Dogg to fly out of the ring through the ropes.  Sort of a JUDO
 throw, without the Technique!

 Fountain:  Right you are, freak...and Dogg is not in a good place as
 Ron Nord is being distracted by Hall!!!

 Shamus: NOOOOO! RON!!!! Don't give in to the Dark Side! For the love
 of CHRIST, man- TURN AROUND!!!

 Fountain: Vader picks Dogg up and OH MY GOD: POWER BOMB ON THE
 CONCRETE!! Dogg is OUT COLD, There is no way he's getting up from this
 move.  Vader is rolling Dogg back into the ring and Hall goes for the
 pin. ONE......TWO.........FOOT ON THE ROPES....Dogg managed somehow to
 put his feet on the ropes.  What a wrestler!!! What TENACITY... What
 STAMINA!

 Shamus:  But don't go riding the Homeboyz' big black jocks just yet,
 Fountai- it looks like Hall is now tagging in the BIG man, Nash, and
 it looks like we are only a OUTSIDER'S BOMB AWAY FROM NEW CHAMPS!!!

 Fountain:  Yeah, but lets not forget about SLH, they are just standing
 there...waiting....man these guys really freak me out...they are
 really screwed up!

 Shamus:  Call them what you want, but they are the #3 ranked Tag Team
 in the WCWF, and they have always taken action, when they appear
 anywhere, That's why I'm predicting a heavy dose of SLH sometime
 tonight!

 Fountain:  Well anyways, Nash is picking up Dogg, and a BIG SIDE
 SUPLEX. Yikes that's going to hurt the rib cage.  Nash is now picking
 Dogg up and he just throws him into a corner like a cheap slut!  My
 god, this is barbaric!

 Shamus:  And Nash is applying the big boot to Dogg's Face, this move
 really can dislodge the facial bones and cause severe damage!

 Fountain:  Nash has finally let go of this devastating move and Dogg
 simply falls to the the floor, I don't see why they don't try to
 finish them off.  Nash whips Dogg into the ropes and nails him with a
 FLYING LARIAT.  WOW, the Big man actually got up their for that move.
 Nash Tagging in Hall.  Hall Picks up Dogg...AND...YES HE SIGNALING FOR
 THE OUTSIDER'S EDGE!!!

 SHAMUS:  THIS could be it folks as....DAMN, THE WARLORD JUST EMERGED
 FROM THE KULT SECTIO!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING IN THERE?!?

 Fountain:  The better question is DID you see what the Warlord did to
 VADER???  He nailed Vader from behing with a BIG CLUB! Vader is out
 cold on the floor...and blood is pooling aorund!  Warlord, sizing up
 his downed target: ready for another swing and...AND....DAMN.....Nash
 just landed a Big CLUBBING FOREARM to WARLORDS' BACK.  Warlord is down
 to one knee as Nash is just beating this freak down! A vicious knee to
 the face by NASH! An earringer! Warlord with a short uppercut to the
 testes of the big man...but NASH still comes crashing down with a
 BIONIC ELBOW! Warlord is down!

 Shamus:  OH MY GOD!!! SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS tearing into NASH like a
 pair of rabid weasels!!! SCREAMIN' DEMON with a ruthless knee clipper!
 And NASH is down to a kneel! and...OHHHH!!! SATAN MACHINE with a big
 football tackle! He just knocked the piss out of the big man!

 Fountain: Warlord rolling up now and wiping the blood from his busted
 nose... and he too joins the fray- hoisting Nash up in the air and....
 HOLY JESUS.... PILEDRIVER on the concrete!!! PILEDRIVER on the
 CRETE!!!

 Shamus: Wait! SLH is too busy celebrating this mayhem to notice the
 man they call Vader getting his fat ass up! VADER with a suprise
 double LARIAT on SLH!!!! DEMON and MACHINE down HARD!!!

 Fountain:  Ron Nord has turned around to try and clear this Free For
 All, and Hall has just let Dogg go, as he makes his way over to his
 corner. WAIT A MINTUE, WAIT A FREAKING SECOND, Lucifer M.D has just
 rolled into the RING and he's holding some kinda demonic cane.

 Shamus:  AHHHHHHH DAMN....Lucifer just landed a EARTH SHATTERING
 STRIKE against Hall, and Hall is on the mat, writhing in pain!

 <<<Meanwhile, SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS execute a double BOOT TO THE
 MIDSECTION ON VADER, and then ram him headfirst into the steel
 ringsteps!!!>>>

 Fountain:  Lucifer M.D has just rolled out of the ring, and he is
 signaling to his troops, Screamin' Demon and Satan Machine take one
 more shot at the fallen VADER, and then they follow their master out
 of the arena.  However the Warlord is leaving via the crowd, making
 his own route!

 Shamus: Forget about that crap, D-Bo has just been Tagged in and he
 just nailed Hall with a Boot to the Midsection.....AND YES WE HAVE
 IT....THE DRIVE-BY!!!  THEY HAVE LANDED THE DRIVE-BY!!  D-Bo makes the
 cover and Ron Nord is counting, ONE.........TWO.........THREEE!!!!!!

 Fountain: THE HARDCORE HOMEBOYZ HAVE RETAINED THEIR TITLES, THEY HAVE
 BEATEN THE CLIQUE TWICE NOW!!

 Shamus:  Even more important, SLH just SCREWED UP THE N.W.O's CHANCES
 TONIGHT!! I'm SURE THAT BOTH THE HOMEBOYZ AND THE CLIQUE ARE GOING TO
 HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS TAG TEAM, SOON!!

 Fountain: Right you are, well their you have, as weird of an ending as
 it was offical, the Homeboyz retained their titles!

 Shamus: We gotta run a promo for Septermber Slaughter or something....
 stay here!

 [A clip from the first Septermber Slaughter is shown featuring Slick
 powerbombing Mr. Perfect in their infamouse matchup; The Clique
 brawling with the Steiners Brothers; Vader and Scott Pierce in the
 Schoolyard Brawl; and Bill Thomas holding up the WCWF World
 Heavyweight Championship.]

 Fountain: Folks, we are moments away from our big tag-team grudge
 match, pitting Satan's Little Helpers against members of the inWo, the
 Rising Sons.  This feud started back at our last pay-per-view, Monarch
 of the Mat, when the Sons jumped the Helpers in their American Tag
 Team title match against the Blues Brothers.  Although they have never
 stated it on television, you have to believe, Jon, that it was the
 Rising Sons who COST SLH the American titles!!

 Shamus: I have to AGREE with you, Matt!   The Blues Brothers were
 seconds away from losing the belts to the Helpers, until the Sons got
 involved. But, did you see the Sons make fools out of BOTH teams??
 That was a big mistake!! I'm telling you, Satan's Little Helpers
 should have gotten the American Tag Team title shot tonight!!!!  And I
 predict that Jushin Liger and Hayabusa are get the hell beat out of
 them by those two killers, Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon!!!

 Fountain: In addition, folks, this is a "Spin the Wheel" match...  a
 wheel with 6 different matches on it was spun earlier today.  No one
 but the competitors knows what that match is...  until NOW!!  Let's go
 to William Seifert for the introductions!!!

 Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at Kaged II is our
 special "SPIN THE WHEEL" match!!  There is no time limit, no DQ, and
 it will be...   UNDER "I QUIT" RULES!!!!  Submissions only!!!  And
 now, the participants...  first, coming down the aisle with LUCIFER
 M.D., here are SCREAMIN' DEMON and SATAN MACHINE...  SATAN'S LITTLE
 HELPERS!!!!

 [The arena plunges into darkness as a hellish orange light shines at
 the entranceway.  Cackles of demonic laughter play over the PA system,
 and smoke rises from the ground.  Satan's Little Helpers walk slowly
 down to the ring.]

 Seifret: And, their opponents...  along with their manager, Antonio
 Inoki...  members of the  International New World Order...  from
 Japan, Jushin "Thunder" Liger and Hayabusa...  the RISING SONS!!!!

 [The inWo's theme music plays over the PA system.  Antonio Inoki walks
 down to ringside alone.  He makes his way to ringside, as the music
 stops.  Suddenly, Jushin Liger and Hayabusa descend from the ceiling
 on their bungee cords and land on the top turnbuckle.]

 Shamus: WOW!!!   What an entrance from...

 Fountain: LOOK OUT!!!   DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP!!!!  Both
 of SLH are out of the ring, and there's the bell!!!!!   And the Sons
 are going out after them!!!  Liger with karate chops on Screamin'
 Demon...  and from behind, LUCIFER M.D. attempts to cheap-shot Liger,
 but Liger connects first, and LUCIFER IS DOWN!!!!!

 Shamus: And look at this!!  Machine with a kneelift from behind, and
 Liger goes headfirst into the ringsteps!!!!!   Look at his mask!!!
 His horn is bent!!!

 Fountain: Now Demon picks up Liger and HIPTOSSES HIM into the
 steps!!!! And the steps go flying in all directions!!!

 Shamus: This is just the beginning, Matt!!  I predict that everything
 not nailed down is going to be used in this matchup!!!!!

 Fountain: Now Demon crawls back into the ring, and Lucifer M.D. throws
 Liger back in...  meanwhile, Hayabusa and Machine are brawling on the
 outside by the entrance ramp, and trading chops back and forth!!!!
 Machine whips Hayabusa into the guardrail, and Hayabusa goes into the
 crowd!!!

 Shamus: LOOK!!!   That guy lost his Coke!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 Fountain: The referee better get some semblance of order here!!!  This
 match is not under Texas  Tornado rules!!!!  Machine enters the ring
 to make it 2 on 1 against Liger, and the ref isn't doing a thing about
 it!!

 Shamus: He's scared to death of Satan's Little Helpers!!!  He's afraid
 he'll be sacrificed to the Dark Lord if he even touches Demon or
 Machine!!

 Fountain: Double fistdrop on Liger, and now double irish whip...
 Liger ducks a double clothesline, and hits a clothesline of his own on
 both of the Helpers!!!   And Screamin' Demon falls out of the ring!!!
 Now a tag to Hayabusa, and both give Machine a DOUBLE ROLLING KICK!!!

 Shamus : And here comes Screamin' Demon outta nowhere and dropkicks
Liger out of the ring!!!!  These Helpers are tough cookies!!!

Fountain: Now, Demon follows Liger outside, while Hayabusa
springboards himself off the ropes for a dropkick, but MISSES!!
Hayabusa up quickly, but he gets taken right back down with a
belly-to-back that was right on target!!!!  Demon returns to the ring
to help his partner, but Liger is right behind him and dropkicks him
out of the ring!!!!  Now, Machine goes for a suplex on Hayabusa, and
DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST into the mat!! On the outside, Liger and Demon
are brawling yet again!!  There's action all over the place!!!  Too
bad we don't have a Double Feature for all the fans at home!!!

Shamus: Yeah, isn't that just too bad!!  How about next time you
idiots buy a ticket for the event instead of ordering the pay-per-view
from home???  Then you'll see what we are seeing!!!!

Fountain: Keep that up, Shamus, and you'll be at home for the next
pay-per-view!!!  Screamin' Demon tagged in, and he catches his with a
big lariat!!  And now, a Boston Crab!!!  The first submission attempt
of the match!!!!

Shamus: No way Hayabusa is weakened enough to submit yet!!  He's just
wearing him down!!!!

Fountain: Satan's Little Helpers in control for the first time in this
match...  but Hayabusa too close to his corner, and he makes the tag
to Jushin Liger!!  Liger whips Demon into the ropes, but Demon comes
off and nails both of the Sons with a clothesline!!  Now, Demon drops
knee after knee on Liger's back!!

Shamus: This is great strategy on SLH's part!!  They're wearing down
the Sons by working on a body part, while the Sons stick to the fancy
aerial maneuvers!!  I think the Sons need to rethink their game plan!!

Fountain: Now, a big backdrop on Liger, further injuring his back!!
Now, another clothesline on Liger!!  It appears that Satan's Little
Helpers are trying to take out the neck and back of the Rising Sons in
this match, and you are correct, Jon, this is good strategy!!

Shamus: And, notice something else!!  Satan Machine hasn't seen much
in-ring action!!  They're keeping the big man fresh, while the more
agile of the two, Screamin' Demon, wears down the Sons!!  Brilliant!!!
These Satan's Little Helpers aren't the mindless idiots you claim they
are,  Fountain!!!

Fountain: WHAT??   Shut the hell up!!  Do you want to get me killed???

Shamus: You can read me like a book!!!!!

Fountain: Demon nails a perfectly executes belly-to-back!!!  And, now
he charges the turnbuckle, and hits a nice springboard moonsault!!
Picks him up for an inverted atomic drop...  NO!!!  STRAIGHT DOWN INTO
A STUN GUN!!!!!  And Liger may have a broken neck!!!!  Did you see his
head snap back???  Liger is hurting!!!

Shamus: I bet it's a work!!!

Fountain: Huh??  A work??  What the hell are you talking about???

Shamus: Never mind, you damn mark!!!

Fountain: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for Jon Shamus' babbling.
In the ring, side headlock on Liger, and it looks like he's going for
it!!  The Devil's Advocate!!   But Liger throws him off at the last
second!!!  If he had hit that, he would have definately broken his
neck!!  But Demon recovers quickly, and nails a DDT!!!

Shamus: Demon's gettin tired...  he better forget about their game
plan for a while, and make the tag!!!!  Otherwise, they're gonna do
the job!!!

Fountain: Job???

Shamus: FORGET IT.

Fountain: And, here comes Hayabusa...  he can't take it anymore!  He
dropkicks Demon, but Demon ducks, and HE HITS LIGER INSTEAD!!!  And
now a cradle suplex into a BRAIN-BUSTER!!

Shamus: That's a fisherman-buster, Fountain!!!  Learn the moves, or
get out of the business!!!

Fountain: Liger taking incredible punishment, especially to the neck!!
Demon sets Liger up a powerbomb, and he's got...  NO!!!  Liger
reverses it in mid-air to a powerbomb of his own!!!!   And both men
are down!!! Liger isn't moving at all!!!

Shamus: Yeah, but look!!  Hayabusa gets in the ring and drags Liger to
his corner, then tags him!!!  But, it didn't do any good, cuz Demon
caught him with a dropkick!!!

Fountain: And, now Demon locks on an octopus hold!!!  And Demon is
taunting the master of the octopus hold, Antonio Inoki, who has not
played a factor in this match-up!!!!

Shamus: Antonio Inoki is a gentleman, Matt!!!  Do you think he cares
what Screamin' Demon is saying??  Look at him!!  It doesn't affect him
one bit!!!

Fountain: Hayabusa manages to break the hold, and it promptly brought
back up by Demon, and is NAILED BY AN ENZUIGIRI OUT OF NOWHERE!!!  And
Screamin' Demon has been in the ring a long time, he's just about out
of gas!!!

Shamus: No way, Fountain!!  Demon is just playing possum!!!  See??  He
made the tag!!!

Fountain: And now, the powerhouse of the team, Satan Machine comes in,
and he is the fresh man.  Grabs Hayabusa, and drops him back with a
suplex!!!  Now, an Irish whip...  Hayabusa ducks under a clothesline,
and dives for a tag!!  Here comes Liger, who probably isn't recovered
from the beating he took earlier!!!  Series of karate kicks to the
midsection of Machine...  listen to the impact!!!  Now Hayabusa gets
up, and the Sons double-whip Machine...  DOUBLE SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!

Shamus: LOOK OUT!!!   SCREAMIN' DEMON with a clothesline off the top
on Hayabusa, and he goes flying all the way to the outside!!!!  And
Demon goes outside after him!!!

Fountain: Now Liger in control...  he setting Machine up...
powerbomb, perhaps...  NO, A RUNNING LIGER BOMB!!!   What power by
Jushin Liger!! And Satan Machine ain't moving!!!

Shamus: You don't think...?  I mean, he couldn't POSSIBLY be...??

Fountain: Ummm, no, Jon.  Liger picks him up, and Irish-whips him...
no, REVERSAL...  and LUCIFER M.D. trips Liger!!!!  And now, all four
men are down!!!  And, look at Inoki, he's stalking Lucifer!!!

Shamus: Uh-oh...  LOOK AT THE ENTRANCE WAY!!!!  It's the rest of the
inWo!!!   The Great Muta, Sabu, and the Extreme Team!!!!

Fountain: Meanwhile, in the ring Satan Machine has regained his senses
and is working on Liger...  and hits him with a Northern Lights
suplex!!!  Machine continuing to work on the already injured back and
neck of Jushin Liger!!!  And now, a cobra clutch by Satan Machine!!

Shamus: This could be it, Matt!!  I don't think Liger has anything
left!!!  No, he reaches the ropes, and tries to get out of the ring...
both men topple to the floor, and MACHINE STILL HAS THE COBRA CLUTCH
ON HIM!!!

Fountain: In the ring, Screamin' Demon and Hayabusa are brawling in
the corner, and the referee trying to break it up...  on the outside,
Liger is still in the Cobra Clutch, and look at Lucifer M.D. kicking
away at Liger's midsection!!!  AND HERE COME THE TROOPS!!!   The inWo
coming to the rescue!!!!

Shamus: Goto and Onita just grabbed Lucifer M.D. and are stomping a
hole in him!!  And now the Great Muta and Satan Machine are trading
chops back and forth!!!  And the ref doesn't see any of this!!  But
it's a No-DQ match anyway!!!!  And where's Sabu???

Fountain: Sabu isn't doing much of anything...  he's just watching!
Lucifer is trying desperately to get away from those two monsters in
the corner, and Muta and...

Shamus: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fountain: MUTA JUST SPRAYED GREEN MIST IN SATAN MACHINE'S EYES!!!!!
And Machine is writhing in pain!!!!

Shamus: It wasn't mist!!   It was sweat!!!!

Fountain: Liger takes advantage with a BRAINBUSTER on the concrete
floor!!!!  Wait a minute, there's a commotion in the audience...  who
is that coming through the crowd???

Shamus: It's SHAOLIN DYNAMITE!!!!!  And, look at Sabu up on the apron
challenging him to come closer!!!!  Dynamite is at the guardrail,
and... OH MY GOOOOOOODDD!!!!

Fountain: SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!
Shaolin Dynamite is out cold!!!!!  And, in the ring, Liger just DDTed
Satan Machine, who is still feeling the effects of the mist!!  And
now, a bow-an-arrow submission on Machine!!!!  And Satan Machine taps
out!!! He had no choice!!!

Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match, in 21
minutes and 32 seconds...   JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER and HAYABUSA...
the RISING SONS!!!!!!

Fountain: The Rising Sons steal a victory from...  oh no, Antonio
Inoki has a mike...

Inoki: Do you see, WCWF, just what happens when people with the
resources to do so FINALLY decide to take charge and completely
destroy a group of individuals who have been plaguing the league for
months?

[Mixed reaction from the crowd, who don't know whether they should be
cheering for the Satanics getting whooped, or booing at the InWo.]

Inoki: Well, consider this action as OUR gift to YOU, however
undeserving, for, we InWo are concerned with the goings-on of our
league, we don't want anyone spoiling the fruits of our labors,
because after all, ladies and gentlemen, this is our league!!

Dostan: You better believe it Inoki.  The InWo is here foreva and
there is nothing any member of the WCWF can do about it.  So, Matt, I
don't want any stuff from your sorry ass about how the WCWF is the
strongest its ever been and how the nWo and InWo is finished in this
league.  Just a hint for all you people out there who are slow, we
havn't even started to whip ass in this fed.  As you can tell by these
"satanic" morons, we are stronger than ever and no one will stop us!

[Sabu points to the air and makes a gesture around his waist at the
Crusierweight title.  Muta does the proverbial thumb across the
throat.  He then jumps on the turnbuckle facing the Kult and grabs his
neck, preparing to spray the mist]

Onita: Satan's Little Helper, you were warned but you didn't listen.
Now you pay ulimate price. You as wrestlers are done. And you as Men
are done. We will not sit back and watch your babbling anymore, The
Extreme and the InWo will finish this.

Goto: You may be booing us, but we have done you a favor you idiots.
SLH is a force that needed to be delt with or they would have ran out
of control. They spread filth and lies, so know we may right and send
these disgusting bastards were they need to go.. To Hell!

Inoki: You see, WCWF? We are a tight unit, and when you go against one
of the InWo you go against the entire InWO and when you go against the
the InWo, you go against the InWo/nWo compound proper!  In other
words, it is a complete stratagic disadvantage to go against OUR
wishes! We are leveraged to call the shots around here, and our core
values are very simple. TO TAKE WHAT IS OURS.

Dostan: And what is ours is the Championship Gold of the WCWF!

Everyone: INWO 4 EVA!!!

[The inWo walk off to a hail of boos, leaving the Satan's Little
Helpers, Shaolin Dynamite and Lucifer MD piled in the middle of the
ring.]

Fountain: Oh my God, what a mess...

Shamus: They are going to pay for doing that.... they are going to pay
dearly.

Fountain: Well now it's time for our next match up featuring two of
the WCWF's biggest Brawlers:   The Dominators and the Dark Horses.

Shamus:  That's right you idiot.  Don't expect any of that HIGH-FLYING
here.  In this match up, we're going to see nothing but a good old
fashioned ASS WHIPPING!

Fountain:  Please.....Can't you control your language?  We have kids
watching from home and.....

<<<<<The Theme music to the Dark Horses begins as Ted DiBiase emerges
from behind the curtain>>>>>>

Shamus:  Shut Your trap, moron!  Can't you see that the Million Dollar
Man is leading his team down to ringside, pay some respect to this
GREAT TEAM!

<<<<Fountain rolls his eyes like a little girl and then turns to look
at the Dark Horses as they make their way down to ringside.  Ted isssporting a brand new jacket, a new pair of shoes, and a fist full ofoDollars!!>>>>

Shamus:  AHHH.....would you look at that team, Nothing but
pure.....100%.......FAT!!

Fountain:  Yeah, I guess you could call it that.  But this team does
have a lot of potential.  I mean mable is known as a Mat wrestler and
Abdullah, well what can you say, he's ALL THAT!

Shamus:   MAT WRESTLING?!?!?....What the HELL? mable knows Four moves,
KICK...PUNCH....STOMP....and BITE!  And you know what, that's all he
needs.  And Abdullah, well I can't argue there.....he is ALL THAT!

<<<<The crowd continues to Boo the Dark Horses as they enter the Ring.
One Fan holds up a Sign that Says "Abdullah 3:16", but for the most
part, the crowd is against this Tag Team>>>>

Fountain:  Well, I think I hear the music for our next team, The
Dominators.  These guys sound scary

Shamus:  Damn Right they're scary.  Two Kick Ass teams like this are
fighting each other.  They should be Kicking the crap out of all Those
Damn MEXICANS that are starting to pour into this Fed.

Fountain:  ...WHAT?!?  Those Mexicans add a Great Element to this fed.
They represent nothing but great Action and excitement!

Shamus:  I'll give them Action, next time one of those sorry scrubs
gets near me, It's going to be a BOOT to the Groin and then a Ticket
back to Mexico.

Fountain:  Man....Sometimes you really go a little too far.  Now back
to the action in the ring.  The Dominators have just made their way
inside the ring and man, do they look pissed.

Shamus:  ...And look who's out here with them, The Franchise...The
Beast from the East...The One Man Gang....BRANDON SIMPSON!!  Man, that
guy is Ugly!

<<<<The crowd is still booing, however now this resentment is directed
at the Dominators.  Rude comments are flying and it looks like neitherrteam will be drawing any support from the fans>>>>

Shamus:  These fans are so STUPID!  Don't they realize that they have
two of the WCWF'as greatest Tag Teams here in this match. Damn
Mexicans I should have.....

Fountain:  Sorry to interrupt, but it looks like the action is about
to start.  And it looks like Dave Cash is going to start off against
Abdullah.  And Cash is off to a good start with a Headbutt to
Abdullah's head.  Now a fist to the midsection, and another one!
Abdullah doubled over now....and.....

Shamus:  ....DAMN......D.D.T, Abdullah is on the mat, and he's in some
serious pain.

Fountain:  I'd say Cash just made a Deposit on Abdullah...

Shamus:  DAMMIT boy, you better stop making those half ass comments or
I'm going to FACE PLANT you through this table!

<<<Shamus throws Fountain's coffe cup off the table causing it to
break into a million pieces he then smiles!>>>>

Fountain:  O.K....O.K...Point taken.  Back to the action, Cash has
Abdullah in the corner now.  He's landing one fist after another on
the big man.  Now a European Upper cut, another and cash Sending
Abdullah to the the other corner with a IRISH WHIP!  But NO...A
REVERSAL, and Abdullah sends Cash into the corner.  Now Abdullah is
charging in for a Avalanche....and....NO, he missed!!!

Shamus:  Ohh damn, that's gotta hurt.  And Cash has know slowed down
the tempo of this match by applying the dreaded FACELOCK.  And What's
that I hear the crowd Chanting???

<<<<<The crowd starts to CHANT louder and louder Slowly Shamus is able
to decipher the words>>>>

Shamus: ...KILL, KILL, KILL, DRINK BLOOD!!  that's it, Their chanting
KILL, KILL, KILL, DRINK BLOOD!  YES, that's what this match needs, a
crowd with a purpose!

Fountain:  It's not the crowd, It's that Damn KULT section and a bunch
of DRUNK IDIOTS chanting that crap...and OOOOOOOH, they might get
their wish though, as mable just ran in and hit CASH with some type of
foriegn object!  That broke that FACELOCK!

Shamus: Did the ref. see it?

Fountain:  No, I don't think so...he was  distracted by the Million
Dollar Man.

Shamus:  Good, that's the way I like it.

Fountain:  Cash is really messed up, he is bleeding from his Forehead,
both men on the ground, and Abdullah is now getting to a vertical
Position, and he is....YES, he just tagged out to Mable.  Mable and
Abdullah have just whipped Cash into the ropes, and a Big DOUBLE
BACKDROP. And Once again they are sending him to the  ropes....Double
fist to the midsection, Cash is doubled over now and.....DOUBLE
D.D.T!!  CASH IS OUT, AHH what a MOVE!!

Shamus:  What did you expect from this Team!  The Million Dollar Man
allways manages the best!  Cash is not moving at all, damn too bad
this match is Over!

Fountain:  Abdullah is now exiting the ring while Mable is Going for
the COVER!  ONE.......TWO........KICKOUT!  How did he do that.  Cash
is on a MISSION!

Shamus:  I've said it before, these two teams KICK ASS, and that's the
BOTTOM LINE!  Mable is picking Cash up by the hair and sending him to
the ropes...

Fountain:  And a Big boot to the Mid-section.  Mable is raising his
arms in the air and now he's yelling into the crowd.  Mable is in
Total control of this....WAIT, Call it what you want, But CASH JUST
PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS!!

Shamus:  DAMMIT, BOY....I said stop making lame puns....NOW.  It's
called a FIST TO THE FREAKING BALLS MY SON, and CASH did what he had
to do. mable is on the ground holding his BAllS, and cash is making
his way towards his corner...

Fountain:  Cash is now tagging in his partner, Mike Madison, Mike
walks up to mable and Begins to Stomp on him.
ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...MAN, this guy is Dangerous.  Now Mike is
picking Mable up, and an Irish whip into the corner.  AND A BIG FLYING
KNEE to the back of mable's head.  That had to take something out of
the big man.  Mike exacutes a sanp mare, and now he's heading to the
top rope....and....BIG ELBOW DROP from the top Turnbuckle!  mable is
in some serious pain now.  AND Mike is now sending the big man through
the ropes.

<<<Mike Madison distracts the Ref while action takes place on the
outside>>>

Shamus:  OHHHHH!  It looks like the Big Man has decided to lend a
helping hand.  Brandon Simpson, is picking up mable, he drags him to a
group of CRAZED FANS...and...leans him against the guard rail to get
up CLOSE and PERSONAL with the fans... WAIT.....He's picking up a
chair..... YUP ONE FACE FULL OF STEEL TO GO, FOR MABLE!!!

Fountain:  This is totally against the rules.  He has no place out
here.

Shamus:  Just shut up and call the match!

Fountain: Well finally Simpson is rolling mable back into the ring.
Mike drags the big man to his feet and A BIG STANDING DROPKICK sends
mable into the corner.  Mike runs over and Tags in Cash, who is still
bleeding from that increadible hit.  Cash Sends the Big man for the
ride and nails him with a Perfect DROP TOE HOLD!  He's now applying
another FACELOCK, trying to break this Wrestler down!

Shamus:  He better watch out, last time he did this, he got a Face
full of STEEL!

Fountain:  Mable is getting into a vertical poistion, and he lands a
elbow to Cash's Side.  Another...and Another one.  mable brakes free
and Takes a big swing at Cash, but NO...Cash ducks and Sends the big
man into the ropes, he's setting him up for a backdrop.....and, NO
mable reverses it into a PILEDRIVER!!  Both men on the ground now as
they have both taken a big beating at the hands of each other.

Shamus:  This match has been just what I thought it would be, BIG TIME
HITS, and BIG TIME TITS

Fountain:  My GOD, the nerve of you! The crap I have to put up
with...Well it looks like Cash is up and he's making his way to his
corner.

Shamus:  So is the Big man, he's rolling over to Abdullah, just a few
more inches...

Fountain:  Cash has made the TAG, Mike is in the ring an heading for
mable.  And now mable makes the tag just as Mike arrives in the corner
area.  Mike and Abdullah Trading blows now.  FISt after FISt, this is
nothing short of BARBARIC!

Shamus:  Yeah, But the big man is bringing him down know, his Punches
are at least Twice as Strong as Mike's!  Mike is down on one Knee and
a Big Head Butt from Abdullah sends Mike to the mat.

Fountain:  Abdullah bouncing off the ropes now and a Big Splash from
the Hungrey Giant.  That must have knocked the wind out of that Hungry
giant. Abdullah picking Mike up now and he's applying the dreaded BEAR
HUG!

Shamus:  That move can Break every bone in the human body.  I'm just
waiting for this guy to snap!

<<<<the crowd starts a "BREAK HIS NECK" Chant as Abdullah Bounces to
the Cheers, drawing energy from the crowd>>>>

Fountain:  Abdullah is really fired up now, he's sending Mike for the
ride.  And a Big LARIAT from the Turkey Man.  Mike is rolling on the
ground, he's in some serious pain.  Abdullah is now sending Mike into
Mable's cornor.

<<<Abdullah Distracts the ref. and Cash, as the action continues>>>>>

Shamus:  I love it..I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.  WHAT GREAT TAG TEAM WORK!
Mable is landing CLUBBING Forearms to the back of Mike's head.  He's
beating this man down to the floor.  Wait a second, Mike just blocked
a Forearm, and he Just hit a REVERSE NECK BREAKER ON mable!!  mable
falls off the MAT, and rolls on the floor.  Looks like the Million
Dollar man is checking on his fallen mate!

Fountain:  But even more important is that Mike is right behind
Abdullah and he doesn't even know it!!!  Abdullah turning around
now...and....MIKE JUST LANDED AN ELBOW SMASH TO THE FAT MAN'S HEAD!
Abdullah falling back now, and Mike runs against the ropes and nails
him with a RUNNING BULLDOG! Mike is going to the top rope, Flying
Lariat!  Mike is on a tear of moves here.  He picks the big man up and
sends him into the corner.  Mike just landed a Running Shoulder block.
And now he's wailing on the Fat Boy, FIST to the Head...to the
GROIN...To the NECK...My god, this is insane!

Shamus:  NOPE, It's the WCWF!

Fountain:  I see, well anyways Madison is climbing to the to rope.
He's pausing to cheer and pose for the KULT section...and OH MY-
Abdullah is getting up.  Mike just turned around and noticed but it
was to late, Abdullah just nailed him in the Midsection.  Mike is now
sitting on the top rope.  AND WAIT A SECOND.....THIS CAN'T BE.....OH
MY GOD, ABDULLAH IS GOING TO TRY AND SUPERPLEX MIKE OFF THE ROPES!

Shamus:  If he hits this you can kiss it good bye for good old Mike!
HE's what we call in the professional world.....SCREWED!!!

Fountain:  He's got him up....AND....YES....WAIT NO, Abdullah hit the
Superplex, but he also took a lick from that move.

Shamus:  What do you expect from a fat ass!

Fountain:  Good Point, Abdullah rolling an arm over Mike and going for
the pin!"

Shamus:  ONE..........TWO............THREEEEE!!!!!!!  WE HAVE A
WINNER!!!!

FOUNTAIN:  NO WAIT.....THE Ref is indacating that it was only a TWO
COUNT!  Mable is running into the ring now as TED DiBiase distracts
the Ref. and the Combo of Simpson and CASH.

Shamus:  mable and Abdullah are going to use every bit of this two on
one advantage.  This should end it!

Fountain:  Mable is picking mike up and he's holding him while
Abdullah is landing one after another of these MASSIVE FOREARM
SMASHES.  Abdullah is now bouncing of the rope and he's going for a
BIG TIME LARIAT....OHHH DAMN...HE MISSED...HE MISSED, MIKE DUCKED AND
ABDULLAH HIT MABLE!!!

Shamus:  Mable is on the outside, he's out cold.  HE just got SCREWED,
BAD!

Fountain:  Mike just Kicked the Puzzled Abdullah in the
Mid-Section...AND HE HIT IT...HE LANED THE BLOCKBUSTER....FOR CHRIST
SAKE HE JUST PLANTED ABDULLAH AND THE BIG MAN AIN'T MOVING AT ALL!!!
Mike's going for the cover....

Shmaus:  ONE.........TWOOOO.......THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!   THE
DOMINATORS HAVE WON IT, THE DOMINATORS WIN!!!

Fountain:  Yup, your right Shamus, the Dominators have just Pinned the
Dark Horses with Mike Madison's Favorite move, the BLOCKBUSTER!!  And
what a match it was, both teams put on a show and both teams
delivered!

Shamus:  For once your right, both of these teams did great, But
enough about old news, let's take a Look at our next MaTCH UP!!

Fountain: We've still got lots of action coming up tonight... and next
up is the Revenge of the Mystery Partners matchup. Plus, don't forget
that we have alot more action to bring you tonight. Let's take a look
at how this fued has developed between these two teams...

Shamus: Let's not and say we did... let's just watch the Ghetto Boyz
whoop these three's asses like a couple 'bustas' back on their block.

[Shows clips from the Dominators/MiB matchup and the first two
meetings between the Ghetto Boyz and the Men in Black.]

["Men in Black" by Will Smith blares over the PA as The Men in Black
come to the ring, accompanied by Earth's Last Hope and Mr. Perfect, to
a crowd pop.  The groups waves and gives fives to the fans as they
make their way down.]

Matt Fountain: Well, here come the Men In Black, with Mr. Perfect and
Earth's Last Hope coming with them to ringside.  Could one of them be
the MiB's mystery partner?

Jon Shamus: Who knows, Matt, and more importantly, who cares?  These
SciFi rejects don't have a chance in hell of beating my boys.

Matt: The Men in Black have been competing rather well, especially
with their patented finishing maneuver, the MiB Guilotine.

Jon: Yeah, they seem to get a few lucky wins with that double
underhook suplex and legdrop combo... but they've really been toughing
it out here with the Ghetto Boyz.  This feud's gone 1-1 for the
teams... this match should decide it.  They both are at each other's
throats, especially with the embarrassment the MiB pulled on the
Ghetto Boyz the first time.

Matt: Yes, the Ghetto Boyz were as afraid as little children when the
Men In Black pulled that stuff with the Neuralyzers on Wednesday Night
War.

["Ambitionz az a Ridah" by 2pac comes on the PA, as the Ghetto Boyz
make their way to ringside, accompanied by their manager, Pimp Dadd.
All three are wearing Ray Ban's, expecting another MiB trick.  The
crowd gives them some massive heat.]

Matt: And here's the Ghetto Boyz, with Pimp Dadd, but their partner is
nowhere in sight.

Jon: I'm sure they'll tell us when they're damned good and ready,
Fountain.

[As they get into the ring, Pimp Dadd grabs the mic from the ring
announcer and speaks:]

Pimp Dadd: Well, I bet you wondering who da hell our mystery partner
is! Well suckaz, he's none other than the... EAST... COAST...
KILLA!!!!

[While "Serial Killa" by Snoop Doggy Dog comes on, East Coast Killa
comes down to ringside looking mean as ever, to more crowd heat. ECK
gives the crowd the finger, and steps into the ring to the Ghetto
Boyz.]

Matt: Well, the match is on, and Agent J attacks Suge Daddy before the
bell.  Looks like the MiB want to take the initiative in this matchup.

Jon: Shut up Fountain.  If the Ghetto Boyz were to do that, you'd be
all over them.

Matt: Uh, well, I'm trying to be fair...

Jon: Yeah, right.

Matt: Back to the action... J gets Suge in a small package for a quick
two count.  J tries a gorilla press, but Suge just counters it with a
rolling reverse cradle!  Another quick two count there!  Reverse
neckbreaker, but J just gets right back up.

Jon: Must be some of that Special Agent training he gets.

Matt: Could be.  Babyface runs in and he and Suge tag J with a double
kneebreaker.  Babyface with a leg lariat, and Suge goes for a
enzuilariato-- no!  J ducks under that one.

Jon: An enza-what?  See, the Boyz are playing fair.  Babyface just
left the ring.

Matt: But he did some damage while he was in there... Suge chops at J
and grabs J's head and drags it along the rope!

Jon: Ouch.

Matt: Suge misses with a forearm, and J whips him to the rope-- no, a
reversal by Suge, he puts his head down and J kicks him!

Jon: He sure telegraphed that move.

Matt: J tags Mr. Perfect in.  They whip Suge to the ropes... Suge
counters with a double clothesline!  J leaves the ring!  Suge tosses
Perfect out too!  Where does he get this energy?

Jon: I dunno, but I'd probably dig down deep too if the MiB did to me
what they did to the Ghetto Boyz and-- WHOA!

Matt: Suge dives through the ropes and tackles Perfect!  Suge up first
and delivers a back heel kick to Perfect.

Jon: He don't look so Perfect tonight... and he's got that wonderful
record of his to back up his performance tonight.

Matt: Nevertheless, Mr. Perfect's a talented, consistent wrestler, and
he'll bounce back from those first few losses.  Ouch!  He just grabbed
Suge and threw him into the ringsteps.   A couple of punches
exchanged, and Perfect executes a swinging neckbreaker onto the
concrete!  Perfect picks him up and whips him into the guardrail.
Suge is staggering... A jumping neck snap by Perfect!  Oh no!  Another
whip, and another neck snap! Perfect's getting mean tonight.

Jon: I'd be mean too if I had a record like  Perfect's.

Matt: Oh, come off it.  Both men back in the ring and Perfect tags J
back in.

Jon: Hahaha!  East Coast Killa just ran in and threw Perfect out of
the ring!  I guess he thought Perfect was taking too long.

Matt: And now he hits J with a mean savate kick.  Keyshawn Williams
cuts him off, trying to restore some semblance of order in this
match...

Jon: He's just sticking his nose where it might get lopped off,
Fountain. He tries to pull anything brave, and they might have to cart
him off on a stretcher.

Matt: He's the referee and he's well within his right to police that
ring...

Jon: Speaking of police, the X-Cops are some other people trying to
stick their noses in the Ghetto Boyz business.  They're about to get
some punishment too.

Matt: We'll have to see that when it happens, Jon.  Tucker and
Scrapinetti seem like the type of people this league needs but who
knows after what we saw them do tonight.  Meanwhile, while the ref is
distracted, Mr. Perfect comes into the ring and they give Suge a
double bodyslam.  ECK finally leaving the ring as J runs into the
ropes... Suge catches him in an awesome inverted atomic drop!

Jon: Oww!  I felt that one.  It kinda hurts down below, you know,
right here--

Matt: Would you stop that!  Suge tags ECK in and he delivers a
humongous chokeslam on J!  J kicks ECK, but ECK's hardly phased!

Jon: It'll take a lot more than that to take out ECK.

Matt: J off the ropes, hits ECK with a shoulder block, and ECK still
doesn't move!  Massive clothesline from ECK!

Jon: Well, he's moving now.  Ha!  Ooh, look at him!  He's just staring
at J, with that cold, dark, icy stare.  Huh?  He just tagged out to
Babyface.

Matt: Babyface just wanted to get some action.  He puts J in a boston
crab, but J just gets right up again.  Babyface with a snap suplex
now, and a jumping DDT!  J still jumps right back up!  Babyface
whipping him into the corner now, and crushes him!  Slaps on an
abdominal stretch now, wanting to slow the pace down.  J reaches the
ropes, and Babyface with a quick crucifix!  One!  TWO!!  Babyface's
shoulder is up!

Jon: You can't get the Ghetto Boyz to quit that easy, Fountain.

Matt: Babyface with a roundhouse right hand, and jumping DDT-- no!
Reversed into a backdrop by J!  J with a backslide now!  One!  TWO!!
Babyface kicks out.  J hits him with a fist to the midsection and he
tags out to Perfect for a much needed breather.  Small package by
Perfect... quick kickout.  Another one, but Babyface kicks out again.
What?  J just ran in and gave Babyface a huge leg lariat!  Seizing the
opportunity, Perfect catches Babyface in a back suplex.  J leaves the
ring, but Babyface just gave Perfect a Hotshot!

Jon: Babyface tags out to ECK.  Good move.  ECK looks pissed.  But
then again, he always looks pissed.

Matt: Surprisingly, Pimp Dadd not a factor in this match.  He hasn't
tried to interfere with the matchup at all.

Jon: That's 'cause he's a rule abiding manager, Fountain.  Besides, he
knows it's all under control.

Matt: Riiiight.  J comes in and throws Babyface out of the ring.
Maybe he thought Babyface was taking too long to get out, huh Shamus?

Jon: Shut up, Fountain.

Matt: Heh heh.  Perfect and J hit ECK with a double clothesline!  J
leaves the ring, and Perfect executes and inside cradle.

Jon: ECK kicked out of that one easily.  What's Perfect thinking?
He's probably just scared of ECK.

Matt: I don't think Perfect is afraid of anyone.  Legsweep by Perfect,
but ECK just jumps back up.  Perfect whips ECK into the turnbuckle--
no, ECK reverses!  ECK charges in!  A barrage of punches and a Soviet
suplex away from the turnbuckle.  Pins Perfect with a double leg
cradle...

Jon: One! Two! Three!

Matt: A little fast there, aren't you Jon?  That was only a two count.

Jon: The ref was counting slow!  Look at ECK slap Perfect while he's
on the mat!  Ha!

Matt: Perfect manages to get away from ECK and tags in Agent K!

Jon: Finally, I thought this was supposed to be a six man tag match.
It wouldn't be a party without him.

Matt: Uh, yeah.  They whipped ECK into the ropes and gave him a double
clothesline!  Perfect leaves the ring as K gets a belly to belly
suplex on ECK.  J comes in and they give ECK a double kick to the
midsection!

Jon: What a bunch of cheats!  How many times have they gone into the
ring? Two, three million?

Matt: I'm sure it's less than that.

Jon: Not much...

Matt: Well J leaves the ring and J with the earringer... blocked by
ECK. Big backdrop driver from ECK!  K back for more, and whips ECK
into a turnbuckle-- no, ECK reverses... BIG avalanche!!!  ECK tags out
to Babyface, but not before he leaves K down with a back suplex.
Jumping elbow thrust, followed by a leg lariat, and senton!  Babyface
is on fire! Two count and a kickout by K.  Babyface with an abdominal
stretch... K reaching for the ropes, but Babyface pulls him back... K
finally reaches the ropes.  Babyface misses with a shoulderblock, and
K comes back with one of his own!  J enters the ring!  ECK enters the
ring!

Jon: It's just madness in there!  Look at ECK whip J out of the ring!
He leaves as quick as he came in.

Matt: K clotheslines Babyface and tags out to Perfect.  ECK tries to
come in, but Keyshawn keeps him back.  Perfect and K with a monster
double body slam on Babyface!  Another one!  Perfect slaps on an
abdominal stretch. Babyface throws Perfect out of it.  Perfect with a
legsweep and a figure four leglock!  Babyface under a tremendous
amount of pain!  He's turning... turning... he turned it over!  Oh...
they're both on the ground.  Perfect crawls over and tags K.  They
whip Babyface into the ropes, and hit him with a double elbowsmash.  K
with a headscissors submission now... lets it go.  A football tackle
by K, and he whips Babyface into the turnbuckle. Perfect comes in...

Jon: And AGAIN ECK comes in and throws him out!  ECK and Babyface
whips K into the ropes... NOOO!!!

Matt: Double clothesline by K!  ECK rolls out!  K with a jumping neck
snap! A spinning DDT!  A FLYING BODYPRESS!  ONE!  TWO!! THREE!!!

Jon: Shut it, Fountain.  It was a two count!

Matt: Sorry. K throws Babyface out of the ring... what a dive through
the ropes!  Another jumping DDT--

Jon: No! It's reversed into a backdrop!  Babyface just gets back in
the ring.

Matt: K follows him in.  Babyface kicking him in the head!  A jumping
DDT by Babyface-- no, reversed into a backdrop by K!  NO!  Re-reversed
into a sunset flip by Babyface!  One!  TWO!!  Kickout!

Jon: Ooh!  Nice faceslam by Babyface!  He's over by the ropes.  Look
at that nice slingshot legdrop!  What?!  Look, here comes Perfect
again!  I gotta see why Williams doesn't do something about this
blatant cheating!

Matt: He's been pretty lenient on both sides, Jon.  Double body slam
on Babyface, and Perfect leaves the ring.  K props Babyface up on the
turnbuckle... BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX!  WOW!

Jon: Oh yeah?  What about that spinning power bomb that Babyface just
gave him?

Matt: I don't know where Babyface is getting the energy for that.  K
with a gutwrench suplex now... a double ax-handle... a jumping DDT!  A
SPINNING DDT!  Kneelock submission on now!  Suge Daddy comes in to
break it up.

Jon: He just couldn't take all that crap anymore.

Matt: It's pretty fine wrestling to me, Jon.  Now Babyface tags Suge
Daddy in.  K just threw him out!  Suge gets back in after a two count.
K with a earringer... misses with a shoulderblock, hits him the second
time!  BIIIG Doctor Bomb by K!  One!  TWO!!  Another kickout!  K
misses with an elbow, and Suge makes him pay with a knee to the back!
Suge whips K into the ropes-- no, reversal by K... backdrop by K!
Suge fell out of the ring! He's back in two...  K with a gutwrench
suplex, Suge with a shoulderblock. K tags out to Perfect.  They toss
Suge into the ropes... Double clothesline by Suge!  Suge with a
bulldog, whips Perfect into the ropes... They just clotheslined each
other!  Both men on the mat...  Suge with a bearhug, and oh, K just
kicked him in the back!  Suge with a reverse neckbreaker on Perfect.
Throws him into the corner and charges in after him!  Ooh! Perfect
lifts his leg up just in time!  Suge is staggering, and Perfect scoops
him up for a slam!  Charges after Suge Daddy, but Suge ducks! Perfect
falls out of the ring!  Suge dives through the ropes!  Faceslam on the
concrete!

Jon: Ha!  Say goodbye to that "perfect" face! Ha ha!

Matt: Suge throws him back into the ring...  Perfect groggy... Suge
from behind with another bulldog headlock!  Tags the East Coast Killa
in now! Throws Perfect into the ropes and bends him over with a double
fist to the midsection!  Suge tackles him, and ECK hits him with an
enzuigiri when he gets up!  Scorpion Deathlock attempted by ECK, but
Perfect kicks him away! Perfect with a submission of his own as he
puts a sleeperhold on ECK... ECK reaches the ropes.  Legsweep and a
kick from Perfect.  Perfect throws the big man out of the ring!  A
dive of his own now, and Perfect and ECK start brawling on the floor!
Pimp Dadd comes from behind, and he's distracting Perfect.  ECK from
behind, but Perfect turns in time and gives him a spinning
neckbreaker!  Both men back in the ring now, and ECK with a backdrop
driver.  Suge Daddy comes into the ring!  Perfect off the ropes, and
receives a double backdrop!  J tries to enter, but Keyshawn cuts him
off.

Jon: Heh.  Looks like that ref needs glasses.  Look at ECK and Suge
with a double kneebreaker on Perfect now.

Matt: ECK with a savate kick, and Perfect falls back to tag J in.
Perfect with a drop kick now... OOH!  ECK sidesteps it and Perfect
just hit J!

Jon: Looks like Perfect's bringing his luck into the ring with him!
Either that, or he mistook Agent J for the East Coast Killa!  Maybe
the MiB should give him some more training!  A lot more!  Ha ha!

Matt: ECK with a dragon suplex now!  One!  Two!

Jon: THREE!  HA HAH!

Matt: Nope, that was a kickout, JON.  Suplex from J now, but ECK
throws him into the corner.  Charging in, but J lifts up a knee!  J
with a flying lariat now!  Perfect helps J with a double elbowsmash on
ECK, and leaves just as quickly!  ECK blocks a kick by J and tags in
Suge Daddy.  Suge with a jaw breaker... ECK comes in!  Double
kneebreaker!  Now a double backdrop! Suge with an inverted atomic
drop!  Agent J chops him, trying to comeback... a kick to the
midsection and a flying lariat!  Suge with a bearhug... J headbutts
his way out of it!  Suge misses a clothesline!  J with a slam-- Suge
with a massive lariat!  Boston Crab, but J reaches the ropes.  Suge is
just kicking him in the head... J lunges and tags K in! Suge with a
knee to the back... J with a jumping DDT!  Suge with a football
tackle... OH MY GOD!!!

Jon: SUGE'S EDGE!  What a vicious maneuver!  It's all over but the
crying, Fountain!  ONE!  TWO!!  WHAT THE!?

Matt: Perfect with the save!  K with a Northern Lights Suplex on Suge
now! One!  Two--

Jon: Kickout!

Matt: K with a headlock now, and a beautiful gutwrench suplex!  Flying
knee drop!  Suge comes back with a reverse neckbreaker, and throws K
out of the ring!  Whoa!  Suicide dive off the top rope!  Suge throwing
him into the railing!  They're brawling now!  Suge ducks under a punch
and another inverted atomic drop!  Suge with an earringer!  Suge gets
tackled by K!  K throws him back into the ring!  TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!
What's this?!  THE NEURALIZER!  K has got the pin!  ONE!  TWO!!  OH
NO!!!  Pimp Dadd jumped up on the apron!  He's holding something!  It
looks like some stick made of straightened metal hangers!

Jon: That's a pimp stick, to you, Fountain.

Matt: Well, he just tossed it to Suge Daddy as Keyshawn Williams
turned to him!  OH NO!!!  Suge just hit K with it!  It's bedlam in the
ring! Keyshawn saw everything!  He's disqualifying the Ghetto Boyz and
East Coast Killa!  The winners of the match are the Men In Black and
Mr. Perfect!

Jon: The Ghetto Boyz were robbed.  I can't believe the ref
disqualified them!  But at least they're showing how pissed off they
are!  Suge is still hitting K with the cane!  Babyface and East Coast
Killa are getting in on it!  J, Perfect and ELH are coming in to make
the save, and they're all brawling away in there!

[Order is finally restored, as both teams are sent off in seperate
directions.]

Matt: Well, it seems like they've finally got this match under
control.

Jon: Aw, just get ready for the next match!

Fountain: We are going to do just that... but first we will take a
short break while the ring crew sets up the cage.

[Cuts to a bunch of promos for the matches that still remain including
Sabu vs. Shaolin Dynamite; The Crow vs. The Undertaker; Taz vs. Chris
Jericho; El Diablo vs. Sgt. Andrew Scott; Brandon Simpson vs. Kyle
Jeracka; and Vader vs. The Giant. After about 7 minutes of promos and
such, we come back to the broadcasters table.]

Shamus: Now it's time for the WCWF Cruiserweight Title match, between
the champion, Sabu, and the challenger Shaolin Dynamite.

Fountain: A lot of people seem to feel that Shaolin Dynamite shouldn't
have gotten this match, if you recall, Shane Starr was almost a shoe
in for this match, but a critical loss knocked him out of the picture.
Another name that keeps coming up is Nighthawk.  A lot of people seem
to feel he should be in this match instead of Shaolin Dynamite.

Shamus: Well, what's done is done, I'm sure Nighthawk and Shane Starr
will get their chances down the road, but tonight it's Shaolin
Dynamite, and I think he has a good chance to walk away with the gold
tonight.

Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite certainly does have an excellent shot
tonight, and due to the fact this match is in a steel cage, he doesn't
have to worry about either the New World Order, or the International,
New World Order coming down to save Sabu.

Shamus: Well, it's getting close to match time, so we'll take you down
the the ring for the official introductions.

(The nWo music begins to play over the PA system, after a few seconds
Bryan Dotsan walks through the curtain and he is immediantly followed
by Jason Aaron, and finally Sabu.)

Seifret: Making his way down the aisle, wieghing in at 221 pounds,
from Bombay, India, accompanied to ringside by Bryan Dotsan and Jason
Aaron, here is the WCWF Cruiserwieght Champion, SABU!!!�

(Sabu makes a lap around the cage with Aaron and Dotsan before tearing
off his head dress and entering the cage through the door.)

Shamus: Sabu looks to be in good shape tonight, and he's got that
suicidal, homicidal, genocidal look in his eyes.  You can tell he's
looking at that cage as a potential weapon, he doesn't have tables or
chairs tonight, so he's gotta find something, and he will.

Fountain: That's true, Sabu has always been able to adapt to his
surroundings, I'm sure he's not intimidated by the cage at all, he's
wrestled in barred wire before, a steel cage is nothing to him.

Shamus: However, not much is known about Shaolin Dynamite, he hasn't
wrestled in other promotions, well, at least not in this world, you
can't ever tell with those guys...speaking of Shaolin Dynamite, I
wonder what's taking him so long...

(The house lights begin to flicker and the PA system starts buzzing)

Fountain: I think he's about to come down...

<<<The house lights fade to black. The sounds of THOUSANDS of boots
marching comes over the P.A. system. The DANGERTRON flickers to lifeeas scenes of NAZI TROOPS overrunning Allied Positions fills thehscreen. Scenes of German tanks blasting down buildings, dive bomberseattacking French trains, and SS Troops hitting American bunkers withwflamethrowers light up the screen. Over the intercom, the firey voicevof ADOLF HITLER urges the people of Germany to eliminate the enemiesnof the Fatherland in a war of supremacy. The marching sounds continueoin the background.>>>

<<<Suddenly, the HITLER SPEECH fades into silence...and a new voice
dominates the P.A. System. This is the coldblooded voice of a cruel SS
OFFICER- with seriously thick German accent. He addresses the crowd in
a proud Baritone.>>>

GERMAN VOICE: "Fall to your knees, swine! For zee undisputed MASTER
approaches. He is zee pride und joy of zee MIGHTY NAZI WAR MACHINE. He
is zee Champion of zee MASTER RACE. A Champion so HARDCORE he can
hammer nails through steel plate vith his MONSTER PENIS. Yankee scum,
I give you zee NAZI NINJA NIGHTMARE... zee awe inspiring LORD OF ZEE
RING: SHAAAAAOOOLLLLIIIINN DYYYYNAAAAMIIIITTTEEE!!!!"

<<<<With the conclusion of the NAZI hate propaganda- A grotesque
display comes marching down the aisle. SIX well endowed VAMPIRE SLUTS,,clad in knee high leather JACKBOOTS, NAZI armbands, and black G-STRINGNBIKINIS goose step down the aisle. They each hold aloft an 8 ft. highiflag of the NAZI PARTY. Their huge blood red banners display the hatedaSWASTIKA to all.>>>

<<<Behind them, a foul procession of SATAN MACHINE and SCREAMIN DEMON
clad in SS UNIFORMS and toting huge metal pipes filled with concreteemakes its way down to ringside. They casually stop and spit in thehfaces of annoying audience members in between flamboyant NAZIASALUTES.>>>

<<<SHAOLIN DYNAMITE is behind them, with LUCIFER M.D. at his side.
SHAOLIN is decked out in his full NINJA GEAR, with the exception of aapair of blood red NAZI ARMBANDS on his rippling biceps. LUCIFER hasahis hair slicked back and is clad in a tan uniform and skinny blackatie.>>>

<<<This motley crew makes its way to ringside.>>>

Shamus:Wow, what an entrace for Shaolin Dynamite, I definatly think he
has an advantage in this match with Satan's Little Helpers, Lucifer
M.D., and those lovely vampire sluts at ringside.

Fountain: I agree, even though they won't be able to get in the cage
once the door is locked, it still helps to have familiar faces out
there.

Shamus: Ron Nord is the referee for this match-up, and I'll bet he's
glad this is in a cage, if not I guarantee this match would get WAY
out of hand.

Fountain: I still wouldn't be surprised if somehow this match still
ended up out of hand, I mean, look at the Nazi party over there, if
Shaolin Dynamite doesn't win, they're gonna try to kill Sabu.

Shamus: I'm sure the nWo has seen what's going on though, they'll be
on top of the situation, they're not stupid.

Fountain: Ron Nord now calling for the door to be closed and locked,
now calling for the bell, this matchup for the Cruiserwieght Title is
under way.

Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite IMMEDIATLY on Sabu, he just ran across the
ring a burried him, now setting him up on top of the turnbuckle,
belly-to-belly superplex!!

Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite now hovering over Sabu, waiting for him to
get to his feet. He nails Sabu with a big German suplex, and now
giving that Nazi salute to the crowd.

Shamus: Sabu needs to wake up, he's gonna have to beat Shaolin
Dynamite tonight if he wants to keep his belt, no count out or
disqualifaction to retain, he's gotta win.

Fountain: Sabu on in the corner, here comes Shaolin Dynamite charging
in, but he's met with a kick to the stomach, and now Sabu hits a
piledriver.  Sabu now waiting on Shaolin Dynamite, and he nails him
with a flying shoulder block, and Sabu pointing to the cieling.

Shamus: Sabu now in charge of the match, Shaolin Dynamite can't let up
his attack on Sabu, he can take more abuse than any wrestler I've ever
seen in my life.

Fountain: Sabu kicking Shaolin Dynamite as he tries to get up, now
Sabu going for a power bomb, he hits it, and follows it up with a
legdrop. Sabu picking him up and heaving him face first into the steel
cage.

Shamus: There it is, Sabu using the cage as a weapon, now Sabu goes
for another kick, but Shaolin Dynamite catches it, Sabu with an
enzuigiri, and he looks over to Dostan and Aaron.

Fountain: Sabu stomping the back of Shaolin Dynamite's head now, hits
another vicious piledriver.  He hauls Shaolin Dynamite over to the
turnbuckle and sets him up, Sabu with a top rope Frankensteiner, goes
for the pin!!

(Ron Nord gives a two and a half before Shaolin Dynamite gets his
shoulder up.)

Shamus: Sabu was just VERY close to retaining his title, and it would
be a shocker to see him win this early into the match.

Fountain: Sabu's going back up top, he's gonna try to finish him off
for good! Shaolin Dynamite is up though, and he runs into the ropes.

Shamus: Ouch...Sabu lands hard on that top turnbuckle, Shaolin
Dynamite with a heads up move there.

Fountain: Shaolin Dyamite with another belly to belly superplex, Sabu
is down.  Shaolin right back on Sabu, hits a vicious jack knife power
bomb. Now he's going on top.

Shamus: This has been a back and forth match-up, but I still think
Sabu has the edge, but that could change here...flying karate chop
hits Sabu right in the face.

Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite pulls Sabu up by his hair, he goes for a
bulldog headlock, but Sabu pushes him off, and Shaolin hit the steel
cage face first.

Shamus: He sure did, and I'm not positive, but I think Shaolin
Dynamite has been busted open...he has!!! He's busted WIDE OPEN!!

Fountain: Shaolin stumbles backwards after hitting the cage, and Sabu
nails him with a belly-to-back suplex. Sabu with a series of stomps
and kicks to Shaolin while he's down, Sabu his ANOTHER piledriver.

Shamus: That was the third or forth time Sabu has dropped Shaolin
Dynamite right on his head, I wonder if they found out something about
him having a bad neck or something, that seems to be Sabu's focus in
this match.

Fountain: Sabu whips him into the ropes, misses an elbow, Shaolin with
a super kick sending Sabu down!!! Right as Sabu turned around after
missing that elbow, Shaolin hit him right in the chin.

Shamus: He dropped Sabu like a sack of potatoes, and Sabu had the
momentum going his way, he made one mistake, and it cost him some
teeth.

Fountain: He pulls Sabu up, and hits him with a savage jumping DDT,
and he goes for the pin.

(Ron Nord gives a two count)

Shamus: I don't think anyone is gonna win this match for awhile, both
men are hurting, but niether will ever give up.

Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite hits a bulldog headlock on Sabu and follows
it up with a few hard kicks to the ribs of Sabu as he tries to get up.

Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite appears to have a strict battle plan for this
match, he missed a bulldog headlock earlier, which cost him the
momentum, then when he regains it, he goes for the bulldog again.

Fountain: Shaolin whips Sabu into the ropes, nails him with a
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, Sabu is down and hurting now.

Shamus: Something is going on on the outside, Jason Aaron is waiving
at the entrance way, and here come the Extreme Team down to ringside,
this could be trouble.

Fountain: Shaolin off the ropes, hits a diving elbow drop right onto
the the sterum of Sabu. Shaolin Dynamite just saw the Extreme Team at
ringside. He's exchanging comments with them.

Shamus: Mistake, bad mistake, they can't do anything to him, he's in a
cage, but that man, Sabu CAN, and Shaolin has Sabu on the mat, which
is where he wants him.

Fountain: Sabu back up to his feet, and hits Shaolin Dynamite with a
knee to the back, and follows it up with a bodyslam. Sabu now raking
Shaolin Dyanmite's face across the cage, Sabu appears to be taking
control of this match up.

Shamus: Sabu is one the verge of retaining his title, he's apparently
shaken off any damage he sustained earlier in the match, and Shaolin
has been unable to control the match long enough to hit high damage
moves.

Fountain: Sabu whips Shaolin Dynamite into the ropes and takes him
down with a hard clothesline. Sabu again whipping Shaolin into the
ropes, oh no, Shaolin just smacked the back of his head on the steel
cage, he's down.

Shamus: Now we see how much Sabu hates Shaolin Dynamite, he has the
match won, it's just a matter of how much longer he wants to torture
and torment him.

Fountain:  Sabu stands him back up, and takes him back down with a
spinning leg lariat.  Sabu setting Shaolin Dynamite up on top of the
turnbuckle, he hits another top rope Frankensteiner, he goes for the
cover, but Shaolin's foot is in the ropes.

Shamus: Sabu apparently was going to end it there, but now he's
grinding Shaolin's face into the cage again, he's making sure Shaolin
doesn't ever ask him for a rematch!

Fountain:  Sabu with a nicely executed drop kick. Whips Shaolin into
the ropes, misses a clothesline, and Shaolin hits him with a kick to
the stomach, he goes for a jumping DDT, but Sabu backdrops him.

Shamus: Sabu should end it now, he can win it, anything he does from
this point on is an risk he doesn't need to take.

Fountain: Sabu standing back from Shaolin Dynamite, apparently
thinking of some way to finish this match off. Shaolin is bleeding
pretty badly.

Shamus: We've got company..Tamius is coming down the aisle with a
microphone.

Tamius: Nighthawk skyrockets to the top ten in a few weeks, using bags
of trash like Shaolin Dynamite as stepping stones.  Whose Lucifer MD
been sleeping with for this match?! Nighthawk should be in the ring
fighting for the title right now, MD! And for all your trashtalking
and general BS, your ass is gonna pay right now!! Get him, men!

Fountain: Two men have just jumped the guardrail in the first row, now
both are pounding on Lucifer MD, Satan's Little Helpers caugh of guard
here.

Shamus: It's Kestral and Nighthawk without their masks, Screamin'
Deamon just obliterated Kestral with what looked like a horseshoe,
Nighthawk with the C-Ya on Lucifer MD. All hells broken lose.

Fountain: Back in the ring, Sabu is watching the melee on the outside,
Shaolin Dynamite is up, and he just dropkicked Sabu face first into
the cage!! He catches him on the rebound with a German Suplex!!

(Ron Nord give a clean three count)

Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite has won the Cruiserweight Title, but all hell
has broken lose on the outside, Ron Nord is unlocking the cage door.

Fountain: Extreme Team has gotten involved now too, Satan's Little
Helpers, Extreme Team, and Kestral and Nighthawk are involved in a
massive brawl on the ouside.

Shamus: The door is open, here comes Shaolin Dynamite, but one of the
Vampire Sluts grabs him and points to Lucifer MD, who's still down
from the C-Ya.

Fountain: Shaolin has called to Screamin Deamon and Satan Machine, and
now they are also rushing over to attend to Lucifer MD.  Extreme Team
and Kestral and Nighthawk continue to brawl down the aisle.

Shamus: Sabu now leaving the cage with his head down, he just walked
right past Jay Aaron and Bryan Dostan and jumped into the fight in the
aisle way.

Fountain: Security finally prying Extreme Team and Kestral and
Nighthhawk apart, and they are both returning to their dressing rooms
now.

Shamus: Well, it's all said on done, and Shaolin Dynamite is the new
WCWF Cruiserwieght champion, but Lucifer MD is apparently hurt badly,
as Satan Machine is carrying him back to the locker room.

Fountain: Well, it's pretty much all cleared out down there, Shaolin
Dynamite is your winner at 10:49, and the NEW WCWF Cruiserwieght
Champion.

Shamus: We're going to take you to a tape sent to us by my two most
favorite flat foots in the world, Tubb Tucker and Louie Scrapinetti!
The X-Cops!

Fountain: I should note that words have been edited out... but you may
STILL find this offensive...

[Cuts to the video clip.]

(The camera shows the X-Cops cruising along inside their car.
X-Sheriff "Tubb" Tucker is driving as usual, and X-Lt. Louis
Scrapinetti is playing with the CB radio, which has several wires
hanging out of it.)

 Tucker: "Well, here we are the day of the big f****n' pay  per view,
 Kaged II. Why are we getting ready for our match you ask? I dunno,
 Scrapinetti why aren't we getting ready???"

 Scrapinetti: "Cause Goddard is f****n' punk, and he's gonna get his
 ass taken out for this s**t, f****n' punk, he'll get is..."

 Tucker: "That's right Scrapper, we don't f****n' got match, who knows
 when we'll get a match, Goddard knows if he lets us in the ring, we'll
 f****n' kill someone."

 (Scrapinetti touches two of the exposed wires on the radio together,
 and blue sparks fly everywhere. He turns one of the knobs and the
 police dispatcher comes on the radio.)

 Scrapinetti: "Alright Sheriff, we're back on the force!!"

 Tucker: "Shhh, listen to the bitch..."

 Dispatcher: "Ok, I copy two individual, one black male, nice clothes,
 nice jewerly, one large white male, shaved head, very strange
 clothing, possible ID as Warlord. Officers are at the corner of 34th
 and Clover,
 possible involvement with prostitution."

 Tucker: "Oh s**t, that sounds like Slick, I still owe him for that
 night with Ingrid and Emily, this could be a good way to pay him
 back."

 Scrapinetti: "Corner of 24th and Clover, step on it!!"

 Tucker: "Are you sure it's 24th, I thought they said 34th?"

 Scrapinetti: "Trust me Sheriff, I know what I'm doing."

 (Tucker slams on the gas and begins tearing eratically down the
 street, swerving in and out both lanes, running lights, driving on the
 sidewalk until he reaches 24th and Clover. The only thing that's there
 is a
 Babtist Church that's half burned down.)

 Tucker: "You f****n' idiot, I know why 24th and Clover sounded
 familiar, this where we dropped off those flame throwers for those
 guys. F**k, if Slick goes down, both of our Friday nights are gonna
 suck..."

 (Tucker once again begins tearing down the street at about 85 miles an
 hour.)

 Scrapinetti: "You sure it was 34th, I swear I heard 44th, I'd bet my
 f****n' Taser it was 44th..."

 (Tucker looks over at Scrapinetti and begins to pound on him, he loses
 control of the car and it slams head first into a black Mercedes.)

 Tucker: "F**K, the car is f****n' wrecked, again...We gotta get over
 and save Slick or I'm f****d..."

 Scrapinetti: "Let's go see if their car still works, I've always
 wanted a Mercedes."

 Tucker: "That's a good idea, let's go."

 (Tucker and Scrapinetti both jump out of the car and the camera
 follows behind them.  Tucker walks over to the car door and opens it
 up, a dead body falls to the sidewalk with a steering wheel impression
 in his forehead.  Tucker looks inside the car and slams the door.)

 Tucker: "Ain't no way that s**t's gonna work again...I f****n'
 DESTROYED it..."

 Scrapinetti: "Hey Sheriff, doesn't this guy kinda look like Prince
 Charles? I think it may be him."

 Tucker: "Yeah, whatever, I guess they should learn to keep their royal
 asses off the f****n' road, how the f**k we gonna get to Slick, we
 gotta hurry."

 (As Tucker and Scrapinetti stop to think, a small Spanish boy on an
 electric wheelchair with a Denver Broncos bumper sticker rolls by.
 They both looks at each other and walk over to the boy.)

 Tucker: "Son, we need to commendere your vehicle, it's for important
 police business."

 Boy: "But, without my wheelchair, I won't have anyway to get home, I
 can't walk at all anym-"

 (Scrapinetti cracks the boy across the face with his billy club and
 tosses his crippled ass on the street, Tucker picks the Spaniard up
 and launches him onto the mangled hood of the Mercedes. Tucker sits
 down in
 the chair and Scrapinetti stands on the back. The begin rolling slowly
 down the street and the camera man runs after them.)

 Tucker: "Remind me to walk back there and leave this wheelchair in
 front of the Mercedes, how f*****g funny would it be if Prince Charles
 died in a car wreck with a shiveled up, lukemia infested, wheelchair
 using Mexican."

 (They turn the corner in the wheelchair and the camera shows Slick and
 Warlord with their hands up against the wall. Two young white cops are
 standing behind them talking to each other.  Tucker stops the
 wheelchair
 and both X-Cops walk over to the real cops.)

 Tucker: "Got work boys, we'll take them in from here.

 Cop #1: "Ummm, no offense, but can I see your badge??"

 Tucker: "Yeah, ummm, Scrapinetti, show them the badge..."

 Scrapinetti: "The Badge??? Uhh, I think you have the badge..."

 Cop #2: "What's going on here?!?"

 Tucker: "The Zap Zap badge Scrapinetti, YOU have it, show it to them!"

 Cop #1: "Hey, I think these two guys are the scumbags that have been
 pretending to be-"

 (Scrapinetti whips out the Taser and shoves it down Cop #1's mouth,
 Tucker grabs Cop #2 and Bacon Bomb's him onto a fire hydrant. Slick
 and Warlord both turn around and begin to stomp Cop #2 down.  Cop #1
 falls to
 the ground, and Scrapinetti grabs his car keys and shaves them in the
 air.  Tucker runs over and grabs the keys, they both get in the car
 and flee the scene. Tucker looks out the window and yells to Slick.)

 Tucker: "We're even Slick, see ya on Friday, keep bustin' heads
 Warlord."

 (The camera shows their car squeal away down the street and fades to
 black as they drive into the distance.)

 [Camera cuts back to Matt Fountain looking awe'd and Jon Shamus
 laughing his head off.]

 Shamus: That was great! These guys better kick the Blues Brothers' ass
 and win the titles quick.... HAHAH!

 Fountain: You are sick.... maybe you should manage them....

 Shamus: Good idea... I could be.. um... X-Captain "Shameless" Jon
 Shamus! HAHA!

 Fountain: Our next match at WCWF Kaged is one of our main attractions.
 It is one of the most hotly contested feuds in our sport today, and I
 can't think of a better place for it to come to a head than right here
 tonight in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  I am, of course, talking about
 the "Final Vengeance" match for the WCWF Intercontinental Championship
 Belt.

 Shamus: If there's one thing Philly ain't gonna be tonight, it's the
 City of Brotherly Love, I can tell you that much.  These two HATE each
 other.

 Fountain: That's right, Jon.  These two men have faced each other a
 multitude of times in the past, and tonight, all of the tension, all
 of the hatred, all of the raw emotions will boil down into a
 one-on-one match.  Two rings have been setup, completely enclosed by a
 fifteen foot high steel cage.

 Shamus: And as if that wasn't enough, you can't win this match with
 just a pinfall or a submission.  That's right, fight fans, you guessed
 it. The Undertaker, The Crow, spooky match.  There's gotta be a casket
 involved with these two freaks, right?  You betcha!  To win, you
 actually have to stuff the other man into a casket and close the lid
 to win.

 Fountain: I'm not so sure that President Goddard was in the right by
 signing this match�

 Shamus: Come on, take the skirt off, Matty.  Goddard is giving the
 fans exactly what they want to see.  Although you're right, I'm
 surprised he had the balls to sign it.  I mean, these two guys could
 end up killing each other here.  Worth the price of your cable
 company's pay per view rates, right there, huh, folks?

 Fountain: <shakes his head> Let's get to the ring with William
 Seifret!

 <The camera cuts to William Seifret standing inside the cage, in front
 of the casket. Seifret: The following contest is a Final VengeanceeMatch for the WCWF Intercontinental Title!ee<The crowd pops at the mention of the match.>

 Seifret: This match is held under special rules.  The combatants are
 allowed to move between the first and second rings, and the winner
 will be the man who can place his opponent inside this casket and
 close the lid.

 <The nWo music comes on and the crowd gives massive heat.>

 Seifret: Accompanied to the ring by "The Master of The Mind Game"
 Jason Aaron and The Man They Call Vader, representing the nWo,
 weighing in at 232 lbs., this is THE CROW!!!!!!

 <The Crow, with Jason Aaron and Vader, walks to the ring.  He tests
 out the cage before getting inside.>

 Seifret: And his opponent�

 <Before the Undertaker appears, his music blasts over the PA as a
 background to his voice.>

 Undertaker's voice: Crow, you keep claiming I am the bad guy, when
 everyone here knows the truth.  You came back for what seemed good
 intentions, but what happened was less than that. Now it is time for
 someone to finally put you away, and that man is me.  Crow, I am going
 to put you out of your misery, and you will forever... REST... IN...
 PEEAAACCEEEE....uhhhhhh

 <The Undertaker comes out to the ring.>

 Seifret: Coming down the aisle, accompanied by Bret "The Hitman" Hart
 and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, collectively known as The
 Hart-Breakers, he weighs in at 328 pounds and is the reigning WCWF
 Intercontinental Champion, THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!

 <When he is at the steps, he raises his arms, but only purple lights
 come up.  He then steps inside the ring, takes off his jacket, thennquickly raises his arms, bringing up all the lights.>

 Fountain: Here we go, folks, the much-anticipated Final Vengeance
 Match for the WCWF Intercontinental Gold, and The Crow wasting no time
 getting started.  The Crow raining down rights and lefts on the
 Undertaker.  He bounds off the ropes, and a big somersault kick to the
 face!  It looked almost like a reverse enzuigiri!

 Shamus: If anyone can take out a dead man, it would be another dead
 man...

 Fountain: The Crow locks on a double-leg grapevine...

 Shamus: Made famous by the The Undertaker's stablemate, Sting...

 Fountain: And The Undertaker's stablemate, Bret Hart.  The Undertaker
 breaks it and is back up.  Big kick to the stomach, no, the Crow gets
 out of the way.  He runs off the ropes, and hits a big spinning mule
 kick to the jaw of the Undertaker, who is in trouble early here!

 Shamus: Big double-arm piledriver by The Crow, and he follows it up
 with an Irish whip to the turnbuckle.  Good chain wrestling here by
 the Crow.  He hasn't given The Undertaker a moment to rest since the
 bell.

 Fountain: Crow looking to wear the champ down early, as he beats him
 down in the corner with a series of punches.  Now a gutwrench suplex
 out of the corner, and the Crow is dominating this match early on.

 Shamus: The Crow with another Irish whip, no, reversal by the
 Undertaker.  The Undertaker with a head of steam into the corner, but
 the Crow catches him coming in with a big knee to the face!  We might
 be looking at the new WCWF Intercontinental Champion here!

 Fountain: The Crow is very prepared, and we haven't seen ANY offense
 from the champion so far.  The Undertaker is in serious trouble right
 now.  The Crow turns him around and SPIKES him down with a DDT!  Now
 he's setting his legs up, and there it is, THE VENGEANCE!  That Indian
 deathlock which has put out some of the top names in this sport is
 just about applied, but the Undertaker kicks him off!

 Shamus: UT and his partners had that move well-scouted, and they knew
 it was coming.  The true mark of a champion is that he prepares for
 his opponents and he knows what they're going to do, and when they're
 going to do it.

 Fountain: The Crow picks him up and it looks like an Irish whip, no, a
 short lariat, ducked by the Taker, and an Irish whip of his own.
 Shoulderblock by the Crow takes him down, and the Crow goes up top.
 The Undertaker gets up, and he doesn't know that the Crow is on the
 turnbuckle behind him!  The Crow launches himself off and catches the
 champ in a bulldog off the top!  What a maneuver by the challenger!

 Shamus: I think the Undertaker is seriously hurt for the first time in
 recent memory here... did you see the way the Undertaker's head
 bounced off the canvas?  That's enough to take out anyone.

 Fountain: Come on, Jon, you know as well as I do that it takes a lot
 more than that to put the Undertaker out of commission... Crow picking
 the Undertaker up now, and he bounces off the ropes.  Once again with
 that spinning mule kick, but no!  The Undertaker ducks it, and comes
 back with a bulldog!  An elbowdrop on the Crow, and the Undertaker is
 getting a second wind here.  UT getting him up, and a whip into the
 corner, no,  reversal by the Crow, and a series of forearm shots to
 the small of the back.

 Shamus: I think this match was expected to be rather one-sided, but I
 don't think anyone thought it would be in the favor of the Man from
 Beyond, The Crow.

 Fountain: Crow sets him up and goes to the top rope.  He extends his
 arms, letting the crowd know something big is coming up, and he leaps
 off with a big splash off the top!  What athleticism by the Crow!

 Shamus: We're seeing a very focused attack here by the Crow... he's
 trying to weaken the back of the Undertaker, with clubbing forearms,
 with that high-impact bodypress, and now he scoops the Man From The
 Darkside up and dumps him with a side suplex.  The Crow has really
 impressed me so far in this match, and he's taken the Undertaker and
 the crowd completely by surprise.

 Fountain: Crow with a big double-underhook piledriver, and he's
 dragging the Taker towards the coffin!  He's going for the victory
 early here, perhaps too early.

 Shamus: No, I don't think so, Matt... he's making the Undertaker work
 to get away from him, making him expend that energy.  It's all a part
 of the plan to wear the big man down further and leave him ripe for
 defeat later.  Of course, if he can get the win now, he'll be better
 off and will have had to expend less energy.

 Fountain: He's got him in there!  The Crow has put the Undertaker in
 the coffin!  All he needs to do is close the lid and lock it and he'll
 be the new WCWF Intercontinental Champion!

 Shamus: Another belt for the nWo!

 Fountain: No, wait!  UNDERTAKER SAT UP!  The Crow trying to close the
 lid, but he can't!  UT sees him and grabs him by the throat!  He gets
 out of the coffin and he's still choking The Crow!  He picks him up
 and throws him clear into the second ring!  What power by the
 Intercontinental Champion!

 Shamus: I think it's payback time now for The Undertaker... and the
 Crow's about to find out that payback's a bitch.

 Fountain: The Undertaker picks him up and throws him into the cage!
 The Crow is dazed, and the Taker catches him coming back with a flying
 lariat!  The Crow is hurt, and the Undertaker sits up!  This crowd is
 going bananas!

 Shamus: We've seen this all too many times before, the Undertaker gets
 a burst of energy, it's almost inhuman!

 Fountain: The champion now with roundhouse rights to the head of The
 Crow, and now a big boot to the midsection.  Scoop and a big sidewalk
 slam by the Undertaker, and I actually felt the earth move with the
 force of that maneuver!

 Shamus: I think professional wrestling is a MUCH, MUCH different
 experience for me than it is for you, Matt...

 Fountain: Why do you say that?

 Shamus: Because I've never "felt the earth move" just from watching
 two men rolling around on the floor, unlike you...

 Fountain: What are you.... HEY, wait a second!

 Shamus: You're clueless... Irish whip on the Crow, no, reversal, and a
 hiptoss by the Crow as the Undertaker came out of the corner.  DDT
 coming up, no, backdrop by the champ.

 Fountain: Crow back up, and he hits a hiptoss, followed by a diving
 elbow.  Big headbutt and another hiptoss, and the Crow just using some
 basic wrestling techniques here.

 Shamus: But these moves aren't having a big effect on the Undertaker.
 He was getting the best results in the beginning of the match when he
 was using the high impact moves, and if I were in the Crow's position,
 I would go back to that strategy.

 Fountain: The Undertaker right back up, and he's got that big right
 hand wrapped around the throat of the Crow!  He hoists him up for that
 big choke slam, but the Crow turns it into a DDT!  What a maneuver!

 Shamus: What did I tell you?  He's in trouble, and a high impact move,
 the DDT, gets him out of it.

 Fountain: The Crow cinches him up in a side headlock, and turns it
 into a big running bulldog!  Great move by the Crow, and he's building
 up more and more momentum.  Big Irish whip into the ropes, and the
 Undertaker comes back with a flying clothesline!  One of the trademark
 Undertaker moves, and he's giving the sign for the Tombstone!

 Shamus: This CAN'T be good for the Crow... it's all slipping away...

 Fountain: Wait a second, who's this coming down the aisleway?  It
 looks like...

 Shamus: It's "The Punisher" Brandon Simpson!  And one-half of The
 Dominators, Mike Madison!

 Fountain: What the hell are they doing here?

 Shamus: Well, Simpson has been verbally attacking the Undertaker on
 recent episodes of Flash Flood, and there's supposed to be a match
 signed between these two.  Maybe he's just scouting his opponent.

 Fountain: For some reason, I think his purpose is more insidious.  The
 Undertaker has just thrown The Crow back into the first ring.  He
 doubles The Crow over with an inverted atomic drop, and he bounces off
 the ropes.  He leaps into the air with a flying lariat, but The Crow
 catches him with a punch right to the breadbasket.

 Shamus: See, The Crow is starting to use some shortcuts, and there's
 the difference between him and the champ.  He's taking The
 Undertaker's head and ramming it into the top of the ringpost, and
 he's got the champ fazed.  He takes the Undertaker and throws him
 headfirst into the cage! THIS is the type of match we expected to see!

 Fountain: Big short lariat by the Crow, followed by a side slam.  He
 throws the Undertaker to the next ring.  The Crow goes out to the
 apron of the first ring, and he turns away from the Undertaker.  What
 is he doing?

 Shamus: You'll see in a minute, Matt...

 Fountain: The Undertaker starts to get up now, and, wait a second, the
 Crow jumps up onto the top rope, and flies off with a moonsault!  He
 nailed the Undertaker!  What a move by the challenger!

 Shamus: The speed of the Crow has taken the Undertaker out of his
 normal, slow-paced style.  The Crow has made the Taker fight his style
 of match, and the Undertaker has been off-balance for most of this
 match.

 Fountain: The Crow, however, is feeling the effects of that high-risk
 maneuver, perhaps he got the worst of it.  The Undertaker is back to
 his feet, and he throws a vicious elbow at the Crow.  Side headlock
 into a bulldog, and the Crow is face down on the mat.

 Shamus: Look, he was only playing possum!  He takes the Undertaker and
 gives him a taste of his own medicine with a bulldog!  Now the Crow
 with an Irish whip to the corner, no, a reversal to the ropes, NO,
 another reversal!  The Undertaker tries to catch him with a
 clothesline, but the Crow ducks, and bounces off the other side.  Kick
 to midsection by UT caught by the Crow, and he spins him around.  The
 Crow picks him up and POWER BOMBS him!

 Fountain: What an exchange by these two great athletes!  This is well
 on its way to being a Match of the Year candidate!  The Crow goes back
 to the offense that took him places in the beginning of the match,
 with a double underhook piledriver.  He waits on the Taker to get up,
 and nails that reverse enzuigiri to the face!  The Undertaker is down,
 and now the Crow is going up top.  He flies off with a bulldog and
 slams his face down again!  The Crow is back up, and the Undertaker is
 in serious trouble now!

 Shamus: The Crow is trying to put him in the coffin again, and this
 time he's going for it as fast as he can, while the Undertaker is
 still dazed.  Smart strategy by the Crow, who has really wrestled an
 excellent match.

 Fountain: But it's taken its toll on the Crow as well, and he doesn't
 have the energy to get the Undertaker in the casket.  UT is back up
 and on the attack.  He whips The Crow into the turnbuckle, and catches
 him with a scoopslam on the way out.  He runs into the ropes, but is
 caught with a faceful elbow, courtesy of the Crow.

 Shamus: The Undertaker is sitting up again... but the Crow picks him
 up and whips him into the turnbuckle.  The Crow is running in, and he
 jumps in with a side kick!  No, The Undertaker moves out of the way!
 The Crow gets crotched on the top rope!

 Fountain: Oh, what a turn of events!  The Undertaker smells blood, and
 he's attacking now!  He picks the Crow up, and nails him with a DDT!
 The Undertaker now with a fist to the stomach, followed by two elbows
 to the head.  He picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam that planted
 The Crow into the mat!

 Shamus: The Undertaker senses victory, and he's got that adrenalin
 rush that might put him over the top... The Undertaker whips him off
 the ropes and he slaps that hand around the throat again!  This is his
 favorite setup move... he picks him up for the big choke slam, but no!
 The Crow grapevines his leg, and he can't get him up!

 Fountain: The Crow takes him down, and he's trying to break the arm of
 the Undertaker with that armbar/wristlock combo.  The Undertaker is
 writhing in pain, but he reaches the ropes!

 Shamus: The Crow has opened the casket, and he says this is the end!
 Wait up, what the hell is this?  All of a sudden, Mike Madison is
 getting in the faces of Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels, the men who are
 supposed to be watching the champ's back!

 Fountain: There's Brandon Simpson!  He's got a container of something,
 and he's cursing out the Undertaker!  The Undertaker doesn't see the
 container, and the Crow is coming up behind him!

 Shamus: Simpson opens the container... it's scalding hot coffee!  He
 throws it through the bars at the Undertaker!  No, the Undertaker
 ducks!  It hit the Crow right in the face!  Oh, no!

 Fountain: The Undertaker is dazed, the Crow is blinded, Simpson's
 plans have been ruined, and the casket is open!  What is going on
 here?!?!?!

 Shamus: The Undertaker has his back to the casket, and the Crow is
 coming at him, but neither man knows where he is!  The Undertaker sees
 him coming, and he backdrops him!  The Crow landed in the casket!  He
 hit the back and the lid closed!  The Undertaker turns around and sees
 this, and he locks the coffin!  UNDERTAKER WINS!  Oh, man, what a
 match!

 Fountain: The Crow put up the fight of his life, but, with an
 unintentional assist from "The Punisher" Brandon Simpson, he ended up
 inside the casket and, when he gets out, the WCWF Intercontinental
 Belt will be around the waist of The Man From The Darkside, The
 Undertaker.

 Matt Fountain: Well, this looks to be an extraordinary match-up,
 possibly one of the best at Kaged II.  I can't wait to see these two
 in action.

 Jon Shamus: They can't either.  Taz has wanted to get his hands on
 Jericho's scrawny little neck for a long time, not to mention that
 others would like to too, such as Sargeant Scott and 'Jackhammer'
 Jesse Johnson to name a couple.  Jericho has been making some bad
 blood as of late.

 Matt: Let's go backstage where Bob Colligan is standing with
 'Lionheart' Chris Jericho...

 [Cuts backstage to a Kaged II backdrop and standing in front of it are
 Bob Colligan, 'Lionheart' Chris Jericho, and Bobby Heenan.]

 Bob Colligan:  ""Lionheart" Chris Jericho, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan,
 some say that you are facing your biggest challenge tonight.  The
 Human Suplex Machine, Taz."

 "Lionheart" Chris Jericho:  "Listen up right now.  taz may have the
 suplex but that's all he has.  I am the Total Package.  I have it all,
 looks, ability, class.  Taz has none of that.  He is a 4 foot jealous
 weakling who couldn't lace my boots.  I fought my ass off for this
 title right here.  I poured my soul into it and NO ONE is going to
 take it away from me.  Not Taz, not Sgt. Scott, not Kyle Jeracka, NO
 ONE!"

 Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:  "Bob, it's very simple.  The entire
 federation is jealous of my man Jericho.  He is the best there was,
 the best there is, and the best there ever will be.  He is immortal.
 He is the Nature Boy.  He is The Total Package.  He is the innovator
 of violence.  He is the Human Suplex Machine.  He is Too COld.  He is
 the Canadian Crippler.  He is Big Daddy Cool.  He is The Bad Guy.  He
 is everything every wrestler in history wants or wanted to be.  And
 Tonight, Taz is gonna find out why!"

 Bob Colligan:  "Well you heard it here first."

 [Cuts back to the broadcast table]

 Matt: We're going to have to wait for them to make this one ring
 again? No!?! They are going to leave it as a double ring, double cage
 from here on out! This means we are getting to get to see some really
 great matches turn into some really spectacular matches! We still have
 the WCWF TV and World title matches to go!

 Jon: Now after this pay per view, Taz can say he not only waxed
 Jericho's ass across one ring, but he did it across two rings!

 ["War Machine" by KISS starts up, and some of the crowd starts
 cheering. The others give heat.  It's about the same reaction that
 Jericho got.  Taz makes his way down to the ring, towel over his
 head... and Sargeant Scott. Scott is carrying the familiar spiked
 bat.]

 Matt: Well, they'll all get their chances to, but for now, it's Taz's
 chance, and Taz only.  Everyone should just keep their mitts off of
 the cage.

 Jon: Fat chance of that happening.  Sarge is taking a post right
 beside the door, waiting for someone to come and interfere.  He's
 giving Heenan a cold, hard stare.

 Matt: I'm sure Heenan wouldn't want to mess with the Sarge.

 Jon: You're a very bright boy, Fountain.

 [Jericho's theme song starts blaring over the PA.  Jericho comes out,
 arms in the air, accompanied by Bobby Heenan, who's carrying the belt.
 Jericho stops, and puts his back to the crowd, and some of the people
 start patting him on the back and cheering.  He continues to make his
 way to the ring, as some people give him a pop and others give him
 heat. Jericho passes the Kult section.]

 Matt: Hey, isn't that Satan's Little Helpers and Shaolin Dynamite in
 the crowd?

 [Camera pans over to the "Kult" section of the arena where die hard
 fans of SLH and company are sitting.  SLH and SD can be seen there.]

 Jon: Yep, they're all there.  There's Satan Machine, Screamin' Demon,
 Shaolin Dynamite, Lucifer MD, not to mention a few vampire sluts.  The
 fans in the Kult section must be going crazy.

 Matt: Uh, they already are crazy, Jon.

 Jon: I'll tell them you said that.  I've never seen a play by play
 announcer ripped to shreds before my very eyes before.

 Matt: Never mind.

 Jon: I'm sure they're just here to get a better look at the match-up.

 Matt: Oh... and there's the Warlord.... and here comes Chris Jericho
 passed the Kult section!

 Jon: And Warlord just slammed Jericho over the head with a cookie
 sheet! HAHA! It was covered with glass cookies...if you know what I
 mean....

 Matt: Warlord just slammed Jericho hard to the aisle... and now he's
 coming over the guardrail and carrying Jericho to the ring....

 Jon: I love it... Taz is pulling out all the stops tonight.. I wonder
 if that glass was from Jericho's windshields!?!

 [The referee signals the start of the match as Jericho is rolled into
 the cage and it the door is closed.]

 Matt: Jericho is layed out in the ring and Taz comes over to pull him
 up by the hair.... gets a thumb to his eyes for the trouble! Wow! I
 think Jericho is going to be able to wrestle without any problem from
 that cookie sheet shot...

 Jon: Maybe Taz and Warlord misjudged him... maybe he doesn't have a
 brain in there to affect...

 Matt: Taz and Jericho lock up now, Jericho with a kick to the
 midsection... gets behind Taz, takes him down with an enzuigiri!
 Picks him up and executes a chop... spinning leg lariat!  Off the
 ropes, Taz is getting up... big drop kick by Jericho!  Jericho going
 for the Dragon suplex, but Taz just powered out of that full nelson!

 Jon: Taz is gonna make him pay for that mistake.  He went for the
 finish way too early!

 Matt: Taz with a short clothesline! Misses!  Taz lashes out with a
 kick, but Jericho dodges out of the way!  Armdrag takedown by Jericho!
 He's putting Taz up on the buckle, SUPERPLEX!

 Jon: Calm down, Jericho's not gonna beat Taz that easy.  Taz is tough
 as nails, and he'll beat this pretty boy punk!

 Matt: That remains to be seen.  Jericho with a reverse neckbreaker!
 Puts Taz on the turnbuckle-- Vicious headbutt by Taz knocks Jericho
 back!

 Jon: It's not over till it's over, Fountain.  Taz will come back.

 Matt: Sarge is still staring at Heenan, but who else is he staring at
 there?

 Jon: It looks like the Undertaker and the Heart-Breakers are making
 their way to ringside!  Sarge is looking down at them, but they just
 take a station near one of the other corners of the ring.  What could
 they be here for?

 Matt: Jericho with a chop, and a flying sunset flip!  Oh no!  They
 both knocked into referee Ron Nord!  He's out!

 Jon: Serves him right for getting in the way of two people who want to
 kill each other.

 Matt: Taz shoves Jericho off.  Another enzuigiri by Jericho... he's
 flying high tonight.  Another chop, trying to push Taz back.  Grabs
 Taz, but Taz just shoves him off!

 Jon: Looks like Nord's waking up.  Too bad, I wish he'd just stay out
 of this and let Taz beat on that pansy Jericho.

 Matt: Taz whips Jericho into the ropes... elbow to Jericho's face!
 Taz with a Tiger suplex!  Taz kicking Jericho in the head while he's
 down!

 Jon: Good.  Maybe now we'll see the Human Suplex Machine in action!

 Matt: Look!  More company coming.  It's Kyle Jeracka, with Fonzie!
 Look at him blowing that whistle at the fans.

 Jon: Fonzie's got a bone to pick with Goddard... he's probably just
 bring Kyle down to look at some competition.

 Matt: Taz misses with a diving shoulderblock, Jericho ducking
 underneath. Jericho in position, leaps into another flying sunset
 flip!  Ron Nord quick on the count!  One! Two! Kickout!

 Jon: Yeah, he was counting pretty quick too... I think he's biased for
 Jericho.  You know, Jericho won the Cruiserweight title off of
 "Jackhammer" Jesse Johnson when he was known as "The Jet"... there was
 a little confusion there with the referee seeming to continue the
 match after Jesse won... Eric Clark seemed to act like he was paid
 off.  But by who? Nobody's ever found out, and nothing's been proved
 since then.

 Matt: I'm sure it wasn't Jericho... although with his new-found
 attitude, I'm beginning to wonder.  But back to the match!  Jericho
 with a bodyslam, and he's going for a suplex, no, Taz just reversed
 into a standing wristlock.  Jericho flips out of it.  Whips Taz at the
 ropes, goes for a backdrop.  No!  Taz kicks him!

 Jon: You can't make a mistake like that against Taz.  Put your head
 down, and be thankful you only got a kick in the head... Ouch!  Look
 out!

 Matt: Taz scraping Jericho's face along the cage...  hiptoss to the
 floor! Taz pounces and puts him in an armbar... Jericho finally
 reaches the ropes. Taz throws Jericho into the ropes-- no, reversal by
 Jericho.  Ducks under Taz's attempted clothesline, and Taz misses
 again with an elbow!  Jericho kicks him in the lower breadbasket
 region!  Slips behind Taz and takes him down with a back suplex!

 Jon: That Jericho fights like a low down dirty son of a--

 Matt: He's trying to wrestle!  Jericho whips Taz into the ropes-- Taz
 bumps into the cage!  Jericho follows in with a clothesline!  Spin
 kick and Jericho's going for the pin!  One!  TWO!!

 Jon: Shoulder's up!  Taz isn't finished, and neither is this matchup,
 Fountain!

 Matt: Jericho nails Taz with a dropkick!  Jericho with a lariat-- no!
 Taz just ducked underneath that, took him down with a single-leg
 takedown into a leg lock!

 Jon: Taz's mat saavy will nail you, if you take too many risks like
 Jericho did.  You can jump around all you want, but when Taz gets you,
 you're going hurt, with one of his many holds... or even worse, lose
 conciousness... when he slaps on that brutal Tazmission.

 Matt: Jericho finally gets out of that hold by reaching the ropes, but
 can he recover?

 Jon: He shoulda just tapped out, if he knew what was best for him.

 Matt: Jericho's got a lot more spirit than that.  He'd probably have
 to be unconcious before he gave up.

 Jon: That can be arranged.

 Matt: Jericho blocks a slap and throws Taz into the turnbuckle.  He
 charges in... nobody home!  Taz rakes Jericho's face across the cage!
 Holy! Jericho's busted wide open!  Blood is everywhere!

 Jon: HA HAH!  I LOVE IT!

 Matt: Taz with a front facelock now, hoping to wear Jericho down...
 Jericho powers his way to the ropes.  Admit it Jon, this kid's got a
 lot of heart. A "Lionheart", if you will.

 Jon: I admit nothing.  Except that Jericho is a bleeder.  There's
 nowhere for him to run now.  He can't duck this challenge!  And he's
 not on the outside, ready to hit Taz with his belt.  Jericho jumps in
 on matches as much as he complains people do to him!

 Matt: Taz throws Jericho against the ropes now... Shoulderblock by
 Jericho! A kick to the midsection!  Taz receives some of his own
 medicine as Jericho scrapes his face across the cage!  Jericho to the
 ropes... ASAI MOONSAULT! Forgetaboutit!  One!  TWO!  THREE!!!

 Jon: No, you're losing it.  That was just a two count, Fountain!
 Look, Taz just nailed him with a short clothesline, did you miss that
 too?

 Matt: No I didn't.  And there's Taz with a kick to the thigh!  A slap
 to the face, and Taz is being ruthless with that cut that Jericho has.
 Taz whips Jericho into the ropes... Jericho misses with a lariat!

 Jon: There must be some blood in Jericho's eyes.  His vision must be
 affected.  WHOA!  NORTHERN LIGHTS TAZPLEX!  This one's done!  One!
 TWO!! No!

 Matt: Jericho kicked out of that one.  Taz kicks him in the head and
 Jericho goes down again!  Taz bounces off the ropes, misses with a
 clothesline!  Second clothesline hits!  Taz is going for the pin!
 One! TWO!!  Ron Nord stops the count, seeing Jericho's foot on the
 ropes.  Good awareness from the referee!

 Jon: He STILL needs glasses, Fountain.  If it was Taz, he probably
 wouldn't have noticed.

 Matt: Taz with a headscissor submission, but Jericho pushes his legs
 away. Jericho throws him to the ropes, but Taz reverses... Taz misses
 a kick. Misses an elbow.  Taz hits with a second elbow!  Grinds
 Jericho's face along the cage again!

 Jon: Taz is a ruthless son of a bitch, ain't he?  Ah well, he promised
 he'd give Jericho a beating.  It's almost poetry in motion to see the
 "Human Suplex Machine" at work.

 Matt: Taz with a takeover suplex now... whips Jericho into the
 turnbuckle. Taz charges in... and Jericho moves out of the way!
 Bounces off the ropes and a HUGE spinning leg lariat by Jericho!
 Scoops up Taz for a sla-- no! Small package by Taz!  One!  TWO!!--
 Jericho reverses it into a small package of his own!  One!  TWO!!  A
 kick out by Taz!

 Jon: Both fighters have some energy left, but this is turning out to
 be one gruelling match.  I'll be honest, I didn't expect Jericho to
 take this much punishment...

 Matt: Jericho with a bodyslam.  Whips Taz to the ropes...
 shoulderblock by Taz!  Hiptoss by Taz!  Fireman's carry by Taz!  Cover
 and a count... One! TWO!! Another kickout by Jericho!  He refuses to
 give up.

 Jon: He's got more guts than brains.

 Matt: He's got heart, Jon.  Taz kicks him in the thigh again, trying
 to make Jericho lose some mobility.  Taz with a bodyslam, and now with
 an armlock leglock submission!

 Jon: Jericho looks like a pretzel out there!

 Matt: Unbelievable!  Jericho got out of that some how!  He whips Taz
 into the turnbuckle... Taz lifts his leg and Jericho gets hit!
 Fireman's carry by Taz now.  Taz with a Tiger suplex, but no!  Jericho
 kicks back with another low blow!  Taz is down!  Jericho with a
 reverse neckbreaker!  A spinning leg lariat-- Taz ducks underneath!
 Taz with a kick to the head! A roundhouse right hand!  Another kick to
 the head, and Taz grinds his face across the cage again!  The cage
 bars are slicked with Jericho's blood!

 Jon: They'd better clean that off after the match.  It'll get sticky.

 Matt: Taz with an armdrag takedown, and he's going for the pin again.

 Jon: This one should be called before Jericho gets too hurt.  One!
 TWO!! His shoulder's up!  I can't believe this!  Jericho may have
 kicked out, but he's bleeding profusely now.

 Matt: And Taz pours it on with a forearm smash... a diving
 shoulderblock and another count!  One!  TWO!! A kick out again!  And
 now Jericho with an enzuigiri!  A flying legdrop by Jericho!  He picks
 him up, and drags Taz's face across the cage!  Taz is busted wide open
 too!  Jericho with a spinning leg lariat!  Another!  Jericho is
 mounting a comeback here!

 Jon: You spoke too soon!  Jericho just got clotheslined after he
 whipped Taz into the ropes.

 Matt: But Taz is bleeding like hell.  Taz tries a bodyslam but Jericho
 DDT's him instead!  Jericho places Taz on the buckle, but Taz shoves
 him off with a forearm!  As Taz comes down, Jericho jumps up and gives
 him a rana!  He's hooking the legs!  One!

 Jon: Kick out!  Taz didn't even bother waiting for a two there.  He's
 still got a ton of energy, Fountain.

 Matt: I don't think so, Jon.  Both wrestlers must be extremely tired
 after this gruelling match up.  Jericho with an Irish whip, but Taz
 reverses! Jericho bumps into Nord, and Nord is out for the second time
 tonight!

 Jon: I don't think he should even be in the ring.  Let these two beat
 the hell out of each other.

 Matt: Taz runs into the corner, but Jericho moves out of the way!
 Jericho picks him up now, but Taz kicks him away and hops off the
 turnbuckle. Jericho with a single leg takedown...

 Jon: Jericho should stick with his high flying maneuvers, and leave
 the real wrestling to Taz.  And look, Nord's finally up again.

 Matt: Looks like Jericho took your advice.  A drop kick!  A spin kick!
 Jericho with an Irish whip, but taz reverses again... Big clothesline
 by Taz!  Jericho's gushing now!  Taz grabs him and executes a takeover
 suplex! Another Northern Lights Suplex!  One!  TWO!!  Kick out by
 Jericho!

 Jon: He just doesn't know when to stay down.  He's making Taz a very
 happy man.

 Matt: Taz with a kick to the head, and he's going for the pin again!
 One! TWO!!  Jericho's foot is on the ropes again!  Taz picking him up,
 and an armdrag takedown.  Rakes Jericho's face on the cage!

 Jon: I think he missed a spot.  It's still blue over there.

 Matt: You're a sick, sick man, Jon.  And in case you haven't noticed,
 Taz is bleeding like a faucet himself.  Taz with a kick in the
 midsection, and a roundhouse right to the head!  Another kick to the
 midsection!  Taz whips Jericho into the ropes-- no, a reversal by
 Jericho!  Jericho spins around Taz... back supl-- Taz spins around
 Jericho! Tiger su-- Oww!  Another backward kick to the nuts by
 Jericho!  Jericho tries a Dragon suplex, but Taz powers out again,
 turns around and gives him a forearm smash!

 Jon: This is real wrestling right here, with reversals and smart
 thinking by both wrestlers.  You can see the traditional training that
 Taz has here... Jericho has trouble keeping up.

 Matt: Taz with a waistlock, but Jericho gives him an elbowsmash for
 his efforts.  While Taz is stunned, Jericho grabs Taz's head and
 scrapes it against the cage!  Jericho bounces off the ropes and OOOH!
 BIG CLOTHESLINE BY TAZ!  Taz winds up, but Jericho blocks!  Jericho
 with a kick, but Taz blocks!  Blood is everywhere!  Taz with a German
 suplex, and Jericho bumps into Nord!  He is out again!

 Jon: That Nord sure can't take a hit...

 Matt: With no referee to count, Taz lets go of the bridge and gets up.
 Taz with a legsweep!  A diving shoulderblock, and oh no!  Jericho just
 poked Taz in the eyes!  Jericho is climbing the ropes! This could be a
 Lionsault folks!  If he hits this one it's over!  WHAT THE!?  Kyle
 Jeracka jumped up the cage!  He's grabbing Jericho!  They're both
 fighting with each other through the cage!  TAZ IS UP!  He sees
 Jericho!  He's jumping up the turnbuckle!  TAZMISSION!  HE'S GOT THE
 TAZMISSION ON!  THEY BOTH FELL DOWN ON THE MAT!  HE'S STILL GOT IT
 CINCHED IN!  KYLE JERACKA JUST JUMPED DOWN! RON NORD IS UP!!!  JERICHO
 JUST SUBMITTED!!!  NORD IS CALLING THE MATCH!!! TAZ IS THE NEW
 TELEVISION CHAMPION!  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!  TAZ IS THE NEW CHAMPION!

 Jon: Believe it, Fountain!  I knew Taz was gonna win, with or without
 help of anyone!  I'm glad he won!  Taz will be a REAL champion!

 Matt: They've let the cage open... and I'm just glad the wrestlers at
 ringside have kept the interference to a minimum.

 Jon: You spoke too soon.  Look who's coming to ringside!  It's the
 Dark Horses!

 Matt: Look!  The ringside is packed! They're lining up to get in that
 cage! Kyle's in first!  Taz and Jericho are just lying in the cage,
 drained... the match took a hell of a lot out of them!  OH NO!  Kyle
 just picked up Jericho and gave him a vicious Tiger Bomb!  He's
 walking out...

 Jon: What?!  He just slapped Taz!  Taz is fighting with Kyle Jeracka!
 Sarge is going nuts outside!  Satan's Little Helpers just jumped out
 of the Kult section!  So did Shaolin Dynamite!  Sarge is entering the
 cage...

 Matt: NO!  Undertaker just pulled Sarge back!  They're punching the
 crap out of each other!  SLH and Shaolin running over to help... The
 Heartbreakers just tackled them!  It's chaos out there!  Everyone is
 brawling on the floor!

 Jon: COURT-MARTIAL!!! Sargeant Scott's got it on the Undertaker!
 Whoa!

 Matt: Undertaker's feet were near the cage, and he just kicked off it!
 Both of them fell to the ground, off balance!

 Jon: TAZ WITH A T-BONE TAZPLEX!!!  Taz trying to put on the
 Tazmission! Kyle elbowed out of it!  He's the fresher man, by far!

 Matt: The Heart-Breakers have Satan Machine!  Bret's got him in the
 waistlock, he's waiting for the superkick!

 Jon: Screamin' Demon just tackled Shawn Michaels!  Sarge and
 Undertaker just getting up!  Shaolin runs up to the 'Taker and
 SUPERFLY T.N.T.!!!

 Matt: Well, while they're fighting outside, what kind of punishment is
 Jericho receiving here?!

 Jon: Look at the Dark Horses!  They're on the ropes!  Saviour is
 wisely backing off on Jericho.  SPLASH BY ABDULLAH!!! SPLASH BY
 MABEL!!!  Jericho hasn't moved!  I think he's DEAD!!!

 Matt: Taz just slumps to the floor!  WOW!!! And in comes Warlord...
 and he nails Jeracka from behind with a big knee to the back.

 Jon: Screamin' Demon just gave Bret Hart the Devil's Advocate!  He ran
 up the damned cage!

 Matt: And Shawn Michaels just gave Satan Machine a superkick!

 Jon: HOLY!  Undertaker just caught Shaolin Dynamite in mid-air and
 CHOKESLAMMED HIM THROUGH A TABLE!  Sarge tackles Undertaker now...

 Matt: WHERE THE HELL IS SECURITY!?!

 Jon: What for?  They couldn't tear these people apart if their lives
 depended on it!  But, for what it's worth, here they come now!

 [Security comes down to ringside... they look confused/scared.]

 Matt: More splashes by the Dark Horses!  Warlord and Kyle Jeracka are
 smashing each other into the cage!  Undertaker and Sargeant Scott on
 the ground! Shaolin Dynamite just beat the crap out of a table!  Satan
 Machine is out! Bret Hart is out!  Screamin' Demon and Shawn Michaels
 are just punching each other!

 [One security guy calls on his walkie talkie.]

 Jon: I wonder who they're calling?

 [Jobbers come out... Lance Dewlock, "Super" Mario, and others can be
 seen. They look scared.  The security guy points to the fight and
 tells the jobbers something.  Their eyes widen.]

 Matt: What's happening?

 [The jobbers come down and try to separate everyone...]

 Jon: Everyone just stopped and looked at the jobbers... everyone just
 started beating on the jobbers!  Security is pushing them off to the
 dressing rooms now!  Good plan, security guy!  Using the jobbers as
 decoys was a brilliant diversionary tactic!

 Matt: Security is carrying off the unconcious...  EMTs are coming in
 now...

 Jon: They'd better bring a spatula with them.

 Matt: It looks bad... Jericho hasn't moved since the end of the match.
 The crowd doesn't know what to do.  They've got Jericho on the
 stretcher now, and they're carting him off...

 Jon: So Fountain, what's next on the card?

 Fountain: <shuffles some papers around...> It looks like it is going
 to be the much anticipated Steel Cage Submission Challenge matchup
 between newcomer El Diablo and recently returning Sgt. Andrew Scott.
 This is going to be a very interesting matchup...

 Shamus: Yea, if you like watching Mexicans getting the taco sauce
 knocked out of them... Scott is the best wrestler to ever enter the
 WCWF and he is going to prove it tonight by beating burrito breath El
 Diablo. Don't forget, you'll be able to talk to Andrew about how he
 destroyed El Diablo on my first Real Audio show on the internet,
 that's RA is WAR... don't you forget it!

 Fountain: Let's go backstage where Colligan supposedly has some sort
 of report on Sgt. Andrew Scott?

 [Cuts backstage.]

 (The camera shows Bob Colligan backstage at the Corestates Spectrum,
 he looks at the camera with a stupid look on his face and begins to
 speak.)

 Colligan: "Ladies and Gentleman, I'm pleased to announce, I've been
 able to get an interview with Sgt. Andrew Scott just minutes before
 his match with El Diablo. It's a great privaledge for someo-"

 (Colligan gets cut off as Sgt. Scott runs on camera and hits him with
 the Running Forearm Smash, sending Colligan into a pile of cardboard
 boxes in the backround, Sgt. Scott walks over and picks up the
 microphone
 and begins to speak.)

 Sgt. Scott: "Ok, first of all, I said I'd talk, fuck Colligan, he
 wants to ask me a question he can do it at WCWF RA is War with Special
 guest.. me. Now, enough of that shit, on to my match, El Diablo, I
 know who the
 fuck you are, I don't know why you thought you could hide your
 identity from me, but it's not like it fuckin' matters, you could be
 Aldo Montoya, Salman Rushdie, or even fuckin' Jake Roberts for all I
 care, I'm gonna
 fuck you up so bad the next WCWF Pay Per View ain't gonna be carried
 in all fifty states.  Enough of this bullshit, someone wake that putz
 up and give him back his microphone, and uhhh, I may have broke his
 jaw, so you might wanna get him so ice or something..."

 (Sgt. Scott drops the microphone and walks away.)

 [Cuts back to the announcers table.]

 Shamus: I can't wait till RA is WAR.. Andrew Scott just kicks too much
 ass...

 Seifret: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next matchup, scheduled for one
 fall, is a special Submission Match, and it will take place inside of
 a STEEL CAGE!  Introducing first�

 <El Diablo's music comes on>

 Seifret: From South of the Border, weighting in tonight, at 311
 pounds, here is, EL DIABLO!!!!

 <El Diablo comes down to the ring, getting basically no reaction at
 all>

 Fountain: Hmm, Diablo looks as if he gained a few pounds for this
 matchup�

 Shamus: Doesn't look a lot like when we last saw him... musta been
 that rigorous training regimine he went through.

 <Diablo reaches the cage door, when the crowd suddenly gets to its
 feet and starts looking towards the entrance way.>

 Fountain: HERE COMES SGT. ANDREW SCOTT!  He's racing down the aisle,
 and he attacks Diablo from behind!  He's stomping away on him..

 Shamus: Look at those boots he's got on, nice fashion statement.

 Fountain: Those don't look like ordinary wrestling boots to me Shamus.

 Shamus: Good observation Sherlock.

 Fountain: And Scott is nailing Diablo with those Army boots on the
 outside of the cage.   The Sarge tosses Diablo into the ring. He seems
 eager to get this thing going.

 Shamus:  I don't blame him.  That dumb mexican�.

 Fountain: Watch what you say�we're broadcasting all over the world,
 including to our neighbors to the south.

 Shamus: And how many of those morons can afford it?

 Fountain: Sarge is stomping down on Diablo now, and now pointing
 towards his throat�what's this?  HE JUST MISTED HIM IN THE FACE! Sarge
 blew green mist into Diablo's face!! Amazing!

 Shamus: Scott sure came prepared tonight Fountain.

 Fountain: The door to the cage isn't closed yet�I wonder if this match
 has officially started or not?

 Shamus: Who cares!? Sarge is beating the snot outta him!

 Fountain:  Andrew Scott going to work on Diablo, just beating him all
 around the ring.  He has no mercy�

 <All of a sudden, Diablo's music comes on over the PA again, and out
 from the back comes another El Diablo!!? He walks down to the ring,
 with a contract in his hands and stands outside the ring.>

 Fountain: What the hell is going on?! Sgt. Scott has stopped beating
 up Diablo in the ring, and he is now looking at the Diablo on the
 OUTside of the ring.

 <WCWF President Donald Goddard makes his way down to ringside and
 grabs a microphone from William Seifret.>

 Goddard: It appears there has been some confusion, that isn't El
 Diablo, or at least not the one that signed the contract. We've
 apparently got two El Diablo here, and we need to know which one is
 legit. The man standing next to me claims to be the real one, and
 should be participating in this match. But, I only know of one way to
 prove you're the real El Diablo. I know who you are under that mask.
 To wrestle in this mask, you've got to remove the mask.

 <The Diablo outside the ring takes the mic from Goddard>

 El Diablo (outside of the ring): (In spanish accent) I have no idea
 who
 that is in the ring, but I am the true El Diablo. Sgt. Scott, I'm
 taking
 off my mask. And I've got (Then he drops the acccent, and begins to
 speak with an American accent) A damn good idea that this is gonna
 shock the world.

 <El Diablo outside of the ring then removes his mask to reveal he
 is...  INFERNO! The crowd goes nuts. The old El Diablo gets thrown out of thehcage by Sargent Scott, and Inferno enters the cage>

 Fountain: IT'S INFERNO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

 Shamus: Oh no. Not him again. I'd rather have a Mexican.

 Fountain: And Inferno charges into the cage!

 <Ding Ding Ding Ding>

 Fountain: There's a bell?! I guess we are officially underway here.
 Inferno charges at the Sarge and nails him with a short clothesline!
 He drops a knee onto him.  He grabs the Sarge and whips him to the
 ride, he greets the Sarge with a kick to the midsection, and he throws
 him into the steel cage!  Inferno has Scott at his mercy!

 Shamus: No fair! Inferno cheated!

 Fountain: Inferno is working over Sgt. Scott now..

 <The Fans look over towards the entrance way once again>

 Fountain: It's Mr. Perfect!

 <Mr. Perfect walks down to the ring, wearing his black suit with his
 glasses in his breast pocket>

 Shamus: Looks like he's coming over here..

 <Mr. Perfect grabs a headset and pulls up a chair next to Fountain>

 Perfect: Hello Gentlemen�

 Fountain: Welcome to the broadcast area Curt�

 Perfect: That's Mr. Perfect to you�

 Shamus: Ooh! Did you see that? Sgt. Scott just crushed Inferno in the
 skull with a vicious running forearm! That had to take a lot out of
 Inferno.

 Fountain: Mr. Perfect, what brings you down to ringside?  Meanwhile,
 both men down after that RFS, and Taz is reaching underneath the ring�

 <Taz reaches down and pulls out a pair of handcuffs and a black
 baseball bat, and he slides them in between the bars of the cage.>

 Fountain: Uh oh, this means trouble for Inferno.  Anything goes inside
 of a steel cage, and Sarge and Taz have capitalized on it.

 Perfect: Normally, I don't approve of cheating, but when it's Inferno
 on the receiving end, I'm all for it. That lousy moron stole my angle.
 You guys remember the Masked Marvel? El Diablo was just a cheap rip
 off.

 Fountain: Sarge has gotten over to the bat.  He's got it now!  And he
 nails NO! Inferno dodged it, and he takes him down with a vicious
 clothesline. Inferno's got the bat! He nails Scott with it! And again!
 He's beating him all over the ring!

 Perfect: Inferno was swinging for the fences there. I must admit, that
 was a smart move, but it wasn't PERFECT.

 Shamus: Inferno feels right at home with a bat in his hands, I hear
 he's an expert working with wood.

 Fountain: Oh come on Shamus!  That's ridiculous!  Inferno swings
 again, but Sarge nails him with a punch!

 Shamus: That wasn't an ordinary punch, he had those cuffs around his
 knuckles. That's like getting hit by a mack truck.

 Fountain:  And now the Sarge is in control.  A nice Belly-To-Belly
 suplex by the former champion.  They've really had it out with each
 other.  Remember, it's a submission match.

 Perfect: And it looks like the Sarge is going for his move�

 Fountain: Yes indeed, he's going for the COURT MARTIAL!!

 Perfect: If he gets him in this it'll be all over�

 Fountain: He goes to lift him up�NO! OH MY! Inferno hit a headbutt to
 the um�

 Shamus: BALLS�

 Fountain: Yeah.  And now Infeno hits a Jack-Knife!  And he locks on a
 half boston crab!

 Shamus: He's going for the win. Come on Sarge!

 Fountain: Scott breaks the hold.  They are slugging it out.  Inferno
 grabs the bat and hits Sgt. Scott in the knee. He's got a gameplan
 now. He's wearing him down for the Ring of Fire.  An elbow drop onto
 the leg of the Sarge. And Inferno is signalling for it! Ring of Fire!!
 Ring of Fire!! Sarge better find a way to escape now, or it's over.

 Shamus: No kidding Fountain�

 Perfect: Look at that!
 Fountain: Taz poked a bat through the bars of the cage and he nailed
 Inferno right in the head. Inferno breaks the hold.   Inferno gets to
 his feet, and he nails a DDT on Scott.  He throws Sarge to the ropes
 now, Scott ducks a clothesline, comes back, nails the Running
 Forearm!!!

 Perfect: That really stunned him Fountain.

 Fountain: Sarge grabs him, and nails a butterfly suplex! He drops a
 leg on Inferno� He's calling for it!! He's got him up!

 Shamus: COURT MARTIAL!!! COURT MARTIAL!!!

 Fountain: Inferno gave it up!! He tapped!! It's over!!

 Perfect: Excuse me for a second�

 <Perfect leaves the broadcast area and heads towards the ring.>

 Fountain: Sarge won't break the hold!  <crowd starts looking towards
 the entrance> Now what?!

 <The Hart Breakers, Undertaker, Dark Horses, and the Savior are coming
 to the ring>

 Fountain: Here come the Darkside! Meanwhile, Sargent Scott just dumped
 Inferno in the corner, and he has gotten a flag from Taz! We've seen
 this before�

 Shamus: That's the old Revolution Flag!

 Fountain: Mr. Perfect is entering the cage, while Scott drapes the
 flag over Inferno. He's got a lighter in his hands!  Mr. Perfect goes
 over to Inferno!?!  Perfect is trying to help him up and he kicks
 Inferno in the gut! Wait a minute.... he's interfering with the
 Sarge's plans! AND SARGE NAILS him with a lariat! I guess he wants no
 one interfering here! Sarge is stomping Mr. Perfect. Look out from
 Behind!!! Inferno kicks Sarge low from behind!!!  Taz enters the cage
 and he's going after Mr. Perfect!  Inferno leaves the cage, and the
 Darkside is attacking him!!

 Shamus: This is crazy!

 Fountain: Inferno's got that bat!!! He's fighting off the Darkside!!
 Security is breaking them up! The Darkside is being restrained from
 going after Inferno. On the inside, Mr. Perfect and Taz are going at
 it.  Mr. Perfect knocks Taz into the corner.  SGT. SCOTT is up! He's
 stalking Mr. P from behind!  Perfect turns and see's him! PERFECT
 PLEX! He plexed Sarge!

 Shamus: SARGE GETS UP!!!

 Fountain: Perfect is gloating! He doesn't know that Sgt. Scott is
 behind him! That move had NO effect on him!  Sarge taps him on the
 shoulder, Perfect turns�.WHAM!! What a right hand! And now Taz is in
 on it. They are beating him senseless!

 Shamus: Haha! Senseless violence is great!

 Fountain: Sarge puts him up in the Court-Martial!! Taz is punching him
 while he's up in the Court-Martial!

 <crowd is going nuts at this point>

 Fountain: And they drop him now, and Sarge leaves the ring
 victoriously!

 Shamus: This is a historic night in WCWF history... I may have to say
 that this is the greatest pay per view ever.

 Fountain: For once... I think I agree with you.. but we've still got
 two big matches here tonight...

 Shamus: We're down to two matches left here tonight, of course the big
 main event between Vader and The Giant for the World Title, and this
 next match, Kyle Jeracka vs Brandon Simpson.

 Fountain: This match was one of the first to be signed for this pay
 per view, these two men have wanted to get at each other since Monarch
 of the Mat, in which Brandon Simpson attack Kyle Jeracka after his
 match.

 Shamus: These two men have an intense hatred for each other, and it
 goes back a long time, before they were in WCWF, I guarantee, this
 will be a violent match, but I can't guarantee it will end their fued.

 Fountain: It's almost time, the ring area has be cleared... so we'll
 get down to the ring.

 ("Hey Man, Nice Shot" by Filter blares out over the PA system, and
 Kyle Jeracka along with Bill Alfonso and Missy Hyatt make thier way
 down the the ring.)

 Seifert: Coming down to the ring, standing 7 feet tall, weighing in at
 333 pounds from Seattle, Washington, this is 'The Extreme Superstar'
 Kyle Jeracka, Mr. Bill Alfonso and the lovely Missy Hyatt!!

 Shamus: That damn whistle is annoying me already, I hope Simpson shuts
 him up.

 Fountain: It doesn't seem to bother Missy Hyatt at all, maybe if you
 get a whistle like Fonzie, you be able to get women like that.

 Shamus: I don't need a whistle to get women, you (mumble mumble)

 Fountain: What was that Jon?

 Shamus: Nothing, nothing at all.

 (Gutless by Hole plays over the PA system and Brandon Simpson along
 with the Dominators begin walking down to the ring.)

 Announcer: And now, weighing in at 230 pounds, from
 Barbourville,Kentucky...here is 'The Punisher' Brandon Simpson along
 with the Dominators.

 Fountain:  Both men now in the cage and referee Eric Clark is locking
 the cage door, this should be  a great match.

 Shamus: It really should be, and thanks to the cage, it will just be
 these two men, one on one.  And the matches are always better when the
 guys hate each other.

 Fountain:  Kyle Jeracka suddentl attacking Brandson Simpson while Eric
 Clark was searching Simpson for weapons. Jeracka unloading on Simpson
 with hard right hands, and he smashes Simpson face first into the
 cage.

 Shamus: The element of surprise helping Jeracka get the advantage
 there, and I think he's managed to bust Simpson open.

 Fountain: Jeracka and Simpson brawling back and forth, Simpson is
 busted open.  Simpson hits with a hard right that staggers Jeracka,
 and he follows up with a jawbreaker.  Simpson with a legsweep as
 Jeracka was getting abck to his feet.

 Shamus: Jeracka's gotta try to end this one quickly, he can't let this
 match go 15-20 minutes or else I think he'll end up in that figuer
 four leglock.

 Fountain: Simpson going for a spinning power bomb, but Jeracka takes
 him over with a spinning head scissors, Jeracka catches him with a
 short lariat, goes for the cover.

 (Eric Clark gives a two and a half)

 Shamus: Jeracka's got the right idea, try to catch Simpson early, try
 to win this one quick, he'll ave later chances to do damage to
 Simpson, right now, he's gotta win the match.

 Fountain: Simpson begging Jeracka now, but Jeracka unloads a dropkick
 to the knee, Jeracka now going up the turnbuckles, stops at the second
 one, and hits an elbowdrop on Simpson. He's going back up top now, but
 Simpson catches him and throws Jeracka off the turnbuckle.

 Shamus: Jeracka landed in between the ropes and the cage, he's gotta
 get outta there quickly!

 Fountain: Simpson off the far ropes, and he nails Jeracka with a drop
 kick, smashing his body into the cage, and I think that cut him open.
 Simpson pulling Jeracka to his feet, and unloading a hard right to his
 jaw.  Jeracka is still stunned from being dropkicked into the cage,
 and Simpson is pounding away on him.

 Shamus: Simpson really taking it to Jeracka now, both these men are
 badly bleeding, and both have sustained a lot of damage already.
 Simpson with another right hand, another, and Jeracka ducked, Simpson
 nailed the steel!

 Fountain: Brandon Simpson is holding that right hand, he unloaded a
 huge roundhouse right, but Jeracka saw it coming and ducked. Jeracka
 with a belly-to-back suplex, now a belly-to-belly, and he goes for the
 cover.

 (Eric Clark gives a two count.)

 Fountain: Jeracka pulls Simpson to his feet and launches him back into
 the cage, and he's grinding Simpson's face in.  Jeracka with a
 bodyslam, and now another.  He sends Simpson into the ropes, hits hi
 with a back elbow.

 Shamus: Jeracka is starting to pull away, Simpson's been hit with alot
 of damaging moves here, and I don't think he has much left, but don't
 get me wrong, he could still win this thing.

 Fountain: Kyle Jeracka with a single-leg takedown, and he pounds away
 on Simpson. He sends Simpson into the cage again, and begins to bash
 his face into the steal bars, this is getting extremly violent.

 Shamus: Yeah, but the violence is all one sided. Jeracka is VIOLENTY
 kicking Simpson's ass.

 Fountain: Jeracka with a belly to back suplex, and now a hard DDT.
 Jeracka decides not to go for the covered and instead continues to
 pound away at Simpson with lefts and rights.

 Shamus: I'll bet Simpson is regretting jumping Jeracka at Monarch of
 the Mat, no matter how good they got him there, Jeracka is taking to
 to Simpson, and Simpson just doesn't seem to be able to fight back at
 all.

 Fountain: Jeracka now with a chokehold, Eric Clark breaks it, but
 Jeracka puts it right back on.  Clark breaks it again and is now
 warning Jeracka.

 Shamus: That's just pure stupidity, Jeracka has the match won, but he
 risks a disqualification by choking Simpson.

 Fountain: Jeracka now walking over to Simpson, but Simpson goes
 downstairs, and Jeracka is down.  Simpson begins to pound on Jeracka
 now, he appears to have gotten a second wind out of nowhere!!

 Shamus: This is what I said earlier, Jeracka has to beat Simpson
 quickly, he can't afford to let this match go on forever, and it's
 costing him now.

 Fountain: Simpson with a bulldog headlock, a hard kick to the thigh,
 and he drops the elbow on Jeracka. Simpson with a 'Whooo' for the
 crowd. Simpson pulls Jeracka up by his hair and smashes his face into
 the cage.

 Shamus: This could be one of the greatest comebacks ever, a bloody
 Brandon Simpson pounding away on Kyle Jeracka, after taking 7 minutes
 of intense punishment.

 Fountain: Simpson with an atomic drop, and now he takes Jeracka down
 with a running lariat.  SIMPSON'S GOING FOR THE FIGURE FOUR!!! He's
 got Jeracka's legs up, and-

 (The arena lights suddenly black out completely.)

 Fountain: What the? The lights have gone out here in the Corestates
 Spectrum!!

 Shamus: Gee, do ya think so? The WCWF needs to hire a better guy to
 work the lights...

 (The lights come back on and Bill Alfonso is holding a chair in front
 of Brandon Simpson's face, Rob Van Dam is in the ring, and he nails
 Simpson with the VanDaminator.)

 Fountain: THAT'S ROB VAN DAM!! And he just almost took Brandon
 Simpson's head off with the VanDaminator!! Rob Van Dam is in the WCWF,
 and apparently he doesn't like Brandon Simpson, either that or he does
 like Kyle Jeracka.

 Shamus: Brandon Simpson is out COLD, look at that chair, you can see
 his face clearly in the indentation on it!! Here come the Dominators,
 but Van Dam is trying to hold the door closed.

 Fountain: Jeracka back to his feet and hits the Tiger Bomb on Brandon
 Simpson, he goes for the cover.

 (Eric Clark gives the three count.)

 Fountain: Kyle Jeracka is your winner, and here are the Dominators,
 Van Dam out the door quickly, Jeracka makes it out the door, but Cash
 grabs a hold of Fonzie! This can't be good, wait, Fonzie goes
 downstair with a knee, Cash is hurt, Fonzie crawls through the legs of
 Madison and Jeracka pulls him outta the cage, Van Dam, Missy Hyatt,
 Bill Alfonso and Kyle Jeracka are getting outta here.

 Shamus: Wait, who's this, it's Thunderman...Van Dam was looking over
 his shoulder and bumped right into him, Van Dam quickly continues back
 to the locker room though, now the question is what is Thunderman here
 for.

 Fountain: There have been rumors of Thunderman joining the Assasins.
 maybe this will shed some light on it. Thunderman climbing in the
 ring, and Madison just pulled out a cattle prod!! Simpson quickly
 tells him to back off though.

 Shamus: Thunderman walks right in the cage and extends his hand to
 Simpson, it looks like he is the newest member if the Assasins,
 Simpson manages to crack a smile through at that blood.

 Fountain: Simpson takes Thundermans hand, and what's this?!?
 THUNDERBOMB!! Thunderman just nailed Simpson with the Thunderbomb!!
 He's out!! Now Madison and Cash rushing him, Madison goes for him with
 the cattle prod, he misses and nails Cash!! Thunderman leaves the
 cage!

 Shamus: Not a good day for the Assasins, Simpson got beat by Jeracka,
 Tiger Bombed VanDaminatored and Thunderbombed.  And Cash got put out
 by his tag team partner Madison and his cattle prod, not a good day at
 all...

 Fountain: It looks like we are ready to dig into this Main Event
 matchup between The Giant and Vader for the WCWF World Heavyweight
 Title....

 Shamus: Dig in? What the hell is it... a bowl of ice cream? Just stick
 to calling the match Fountain... you couldn't come up with any catchy
 phrases if your job depended on it.

 Fountain <sigh>: As I was saying.... the WCWF has put up a very good
 stand against the NWO tonight... and if Vader does not win the WCWF
 World Heavyweigh Title... the New World Order will have ZERO belts in
 their possession for the first time since they formed!

 Shamus: It's probably going to happen too... The Giant has been
 destroying his opponents left and right... but we never know what the
 NWO is up to... they may actually have a plan to win this match.

 Fountian: If the WCWF sticks together like they have been... we should
 have nothing to worry about...

 Shamus: We? I don't give a damn who has it... they just get the
 opportunity to lose to Scott in due time.

 Fountain: That could be....

 [The New World Order theme blares out on the PA system as black and
 white spotlights shine all over the place... there is an explosion at
 the entryway and Vader comes out accompanied by the Crow, "Stone Cold"
 Steve Austin, and Ahmed Johnson. Jason Aaron accompanies them with his
 signature cane.]

 Fountain: Vader looks ready tonight... he looks like he is in the best
 shape of his career here as he comes down the aisle...

 Shamus: All he's doing is walking... besides, Vader has blown his shot
 at the WCWF World title before... who is to say that he won't do that
 again...

 Fountain: Well, Vader steps into the cage now... they had to make the
 door especially big just for this match.... that's why the door has
 made everyone else who stepped into it all night so small.

 Shamus: Let's get this damn thing started already....

 [A loud gong is heard over the PA suddenly, and then nothing but evil
 laughing is heard over a bass line on the PA system. Green fog pours
 out of the entryway as the Giant towers out in his all black wrestling
 uniform.]

 Shamus: The Giant is looking pissed off here tonight.... when doesn't
 he though?

 [The Giant raises his right hand high into the air and yells before
 making his way down to ringside. He is unaccompanied.]

 Fountain: This is strange... where is the Darkside?

 Shamus: We haven't seen the Giant with any of them all night... who
 knows?

 Fountain: Something is up here folks... and the Giant enters the ring
 now... and the door is closed! These two men are completely enclosed
 in a steel cage surrounding a double ring.... and there's the bell.

 [Bell sounds.]

 Fountain: There is the bell and these two men are face to face in the
 center of the ring... and Vader just clobbered The Giant with a right
 hand square to the face! The Giant stumbles back and Vader closes in
 quickly.... swinging punches to the head of the Giant here... and the
 Giant is trying to get away from the flying fists!

 Shamus: Vader runs to the opposite ropes... that was a dumb move.. He
 should have stayed on the Giant.. He had him caught by surprise.

 Fountain: Vader coming towards the Giant and a clothesline attempt
 from The Giant ducked... and turns around now... Vader with a boot to
 the midsection... and uses the ropes for momentum to knock him down
 with a clothesline! Look at Vader showboat by flashing the �4 life'
 hand signal to his NWO stable members on the outside of the ring.

 Shamus: He better keep his attention on the Giant if he wants to win
 this matchup...

 Fountain: Vader dropping back to those ropes once again... and steps
 over the Giant, who gets up.... Vader coming back and The Giant with a
 BIG boot to the face... Vader is stunned and The Giant closes in with
 a big chop that sends Vader to the mat!

 Shamus: What a chop by The Giant.... jesus.

 Fountain: The Giant walks over and grabs Vader by the mask... looks
 like he's gonna attempt a bo- no! Vader pulls the strap on the Giant's
 outfit and sends him right into the cage! That had to hurt the Giant's
 head!

 Shamus: That was a savage manuever by the man they call Vader there...

 Fountain: Vader to his feet again, and The Giant should have known
 he'd need more than a chop to put Vader down for a bodyslam. Vader
 coming over to the Giant who has proped himself on the turnbuckle face
 first after that hit... and Vader kicks him in the back! Vader spins
 him around... belly-to-belly suplex! Unbelievable!

 Shamus: Vader just lifted the Giant up off his feet and belly to
 bellied him... that was impressive... but he'd never be able to do it
 over his head.

 Fountain: I think that would be impossible... but here is Vader going
 to work on The Giant now... sends him for the ride, and the Giant
 ducks a clothesline comes back and Vader with a clothesline that
 knocks the Giant back. Vader with more swinging fists to the head of
 the Giant, and he's just squashing his head in there.

 Shamus: What is this... a Peter McNeely fight? Come on Giant, don't
 let him do that to you! Oh god! Come on Giant! No! Get your ass in
 gear Giant..!

 Fountain: Vader with a big series of fists there... and now a big
 forearm smash from Vader. Wait... Wait a minute ladies and
 gentlemen... there's  something going on backstage! We take you now to
 our LIVE cameras..."

 <<<<THe scene quickly cuts to the long hallway directly behind the
 curtained entrance way to ringside. Coming down this hallway are fourrmen  with MURDER ON THEIR MINDS: ::THE SULTAN OF THE SUPLEX...  ...the one man wrecking crew known asn***TAZ***AA<<<TAZ is walking down the center of the hallway, his mind hellbent onbdestruction. His grim visage is hidden by his trademark blackrtowel...butwhis hands are swathed in the cold caress of STEEL. Heavy gauge steelachains are wrapped around his gnarled fists.>>>

 VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BULLDOG GRANDMA DOWN THE STEPS...
 ....the vicious juggernaut known as ***THE WARLORD***

 <<<THE WARLORD stomps down he hallway in heavy combat boots. He pats a
 massive 2 X 4 in his hand. A large nail is pounded through one end offit.tHis face is a mask of hatred. His close cropped beard is stained darkacrimson...>>>

 and flanking this pair of maniac killers...

 THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF THE MEGA-BAR...
 ....the hush-puupy eating sonofabitch known round the world as
 ****SATAN MACHINE****

<<<In typical ape-shit fashion, SATAN MACHINE is psyching himself up
for
some mayhem by beating his forehead bloody with a massive BASEBALL
BAT. It
is wrapped in electrical tape, and specks of crimson fly outward as it
impacts MACHINE's thick skull. His eyes are protected from his own
juicy
outpourings by a thick pair of WELDER'S GOGGLES. He roars with each
hit...praising FATHER SATAN's EMPIRE OF EVIL.>>>

THE MAN YOUR MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT...
....that dipstick dunking nun-fucker known as
****SCREAMIN' DEMON****

<<<SCREAMIN DEMON is decked out in his SUNDAY BEST: brand new ass
kicking
boots, and space-age flight suit to match. In his hands, he brandishes
his
chosen implement of TORTURE for this evening: a bejeweled KING's
SCEPTER.>>>

<<<These four men charge down the hallway towards the entrance to
ringside. A hapless audio technician makes the mistake of getting in
WARLORD'S way. He takes him down with a running SHOULDERBLOCK...not
even
pausing to finish him off. However, both SCREAMIN' DEMON and SATAN
MACHINE
make a concentrated effort to stomp on his balls as they pass.>>>

 Shamus: Uh ... oh ... it looks to me as if maybe the Guys Who Kill
 Stuff are now the Guys Who Kills Stuff with Satan's Little Helpers.

 Fountain: They are coming to the ringside area now no doubt... and who
 knows what this is all about... but when was the last time we had a
 clean match in the WCWF?

 Shamus: Quit stereotyping you prejudger....  Get back to the match...

 Fountain: Vader dropping an elbow on the fallen Giant now... and here
 come the four men down the aisle. They don't even look like they are
 wasting any time! They are charging right at the three men from the
 NWO down at ringside... and it's four on three here!

 Shamus: Who cares... they are just going to beat the hell out of each
 other the whole time... get back to the match... I'll let you know if
 anything important happens.

 Fountain: Vader pulls the Giant to his feet... sending him for the
 ride and follows it up with an avalanche onto the Giant! I think the
 Giant's head just hit the cage hard! And wait a minute... now what the
 hell is going on?!?

 Shamus: Someone just dropped down on top of the cage with a bunch of
 equipment! Who the hell is that?

 Fountain: I don't know but he is setting up some sort of shields
 around himself on top of the cage... meanwhile, Vader just slapped the
 Giant across the face hard... and then rammed his head right into that
 steel bar! Vader with more punches now....

 Shamus: I want to know who that is up there.... it's got to be someone
 he kicks major ass...

 Fountain: I don't know... but I think a big clue will probably show
 soon... and wait... he's got some sort of cutting torch up there!
 Vader off the second buckle with a huge splash on the Giant.... and he
 could have this match won... and I think he's starting to notice some
 of the sparks up above as the cage is being cut open!

 Shamus: Vader covering in haste..... gets a one.... a two....

 Fountain: The Giant kicks out.... Vader pulls him back up an elbows
 him in the head.... and Vader with a set of swinging punches now.....
 and applies a sleeperhold!

 Shamus: Wait a minute.... here comes the Undertaker down to ringside,
 and the Godwinns are with him... along with him is Yokozuna as
 well.....

 Fountain: The Undertaker is approaching the ring steps.. And he lifts
 his arms up! The lights just went out! Jesus... this is the last time
 we come here! They can't even keep the lights on for three hours
 straight!

 Shamus: Hey, blame that cheap ass Goddard for not paying the
 check.....

 Fountain: We don't know what is going on now..... but I'm sure we are
 going to find out once the lights come back on here.....

 Shamus: Dammit...

 [The lights come back on. Sgt. Andrew Scott is in the ring with his
 spiked bat and there is no longer anybody at the top of the ring.
 Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon are still brawling with the
 Wolfpack.... and Taz is standing guard at ringside. The Crow is
 climbing the cage on the outside... and in the ring as well is the
 Undertaker, The Godwinns, and Yokozuna. Vader is surrounded by
 Darkside members and Sgt. Andrew Scott.]

 Fountain: Oh jesus!

 Shamus: What the hell? This is going to ruin the main event... Sgt.
 Scott kick those guys ass!!! All of them!

 Fountain: The Crow is climbing up the side of the cage... and Shaolin
 Dynamite just appeared at the top of the cage... he just did a diving
 shot at the Crow and nailed him! Oh my god! This guy is suicidal!

 [A voice can be heard from up in the rafters.]

 Fountain: What the hell is it now? God?

 Inferno: Hello??? Is this thing on?? (Taps microphone) Is this thing
 on??? Well, well, well... We've got a regular party in the ring don't
 we?? I hate to crash it, but I want you're undivided attention for a
 second. First off, I know I didn't fool anyone, everyone knows the
 great one could never leave the WCWF. I learned a little lesson
 getting jumped by the nWo. Everyone is in here for themselves, you may
 hang with some other wrestlers, but you'd stab them in the back for a
 shot at that belt wouldn't you?? Well, let's get down to buisness...
 Right now, my record may not be the shiniest of all, but I look at
 four of the top WCWF superstars, all who have gotten title shots in
 the past 6 months, and I've got wins over all of them. Remember
 Giant?? I dragged your ass around the ring by a chain not to long ago.
 Vader, I beat your ass with a knighstick. Extreme, who could forget???
 Some say it was the greatest match of all time, it was truely the
 highlight of my career. Taz, I took the Dainja belt away from you. The
 list goes on and on... And I just can't help but wonder... Why do I
 have to wear a mask to get a match against one of you goons?? I can't
 help but think, maybe it's fear. It's high time that I start calling
 the shots around here, and I'm issuing a challenge, to four of you.
 Giant, Vader, Mr Extreme, and myself... A four corners match, no
 weapons, no inteferences, to find out who the best man is. If you got
 the sack, I'm not hard to find. I'd prefer  doing this at a PPV, so
 the entire world can see make take care of all of you, it's up to what
 Goddard has to say. There's my offer punks, take it or leave it.

 Shamus: Who the hell cares? Inferno is demanding title shots when he
 just got his ass kicked like 15 minutes ago!

 Fountain: Back to the ring... and Vader is fighting these men off the
 best he can... but there just isn't much he can do... they have got
 Vader backed into the buckle and are kicking him in the gut.... while
 the Undertaker helps the Giant to his feet, who was getting mauled in
 this matchup.

 Shamus: It doesn't really matter now... and what is up with the NWO
 .... they only have three guys out here?? It's like they don't care or
 something... could the NWO be no more? I hope so... some of those guys
 have talent and need to break off and be themselves.

 Fountain: Vader being destroyed in the ring now.... and wait just a
 minute! Vader just started swinging out of the corner! He slams the
 Godwinns into each other! Nails Yokozuna with a kick to the gut and a
 DDT! Vader is getting power out of nowhere.... nailing everyone in
 sight now! Jason Aaron just cracked his cane over the back of the
 Giant!!!

 Shamus: The Giant turns around and Aaron looks like he is fearing for
 his life! The Giant signaling for the choke slam!

 Fountain: Vader nails the Undertaker with a clothesline as he charges
 in and knees the Giant from behind! Oh! That would have been great to
 see the Master of the Mind Game slammed....

 Shamus: Vader overdriven with power here.... he's taking everyone in
 site down.... and wait a minute?!?!

 [The lights go off yet again.]

 Fountain: The lights are down again..... back up quicker this time...
 and that's Sting in the ring! Sting has got his bat... and he came up
 through the bottom of the ring... How long was that guy under there?
 Since Shaolin Dynamite/Sabu?

 Shamus: I hope he had some Ultimate Warrior comic books or something
 to keep him busy.... maybe he had a handheld video game... like a
 wrestling game or something, that's the only way he can win a match.

 Fountain: Sting approaching The Giant with the bat.... everyone in the
 ring is tired... and Sting turns and swings the bat at Vader!

 Shamus: HE DUCKS!!! Sting just nailed Sgt. Scott who was behind
 him!!!!! And Scott is going crazy! He thinks he's in war again!

 Fountain: Look at Sting...he's about to make a Stink in his pants!

 Shamus: That was horrible.... shut up and let me take over... Sgt.
 Scott is my territory!

 Fountain: Whatever....

 Shamus: Sgt. Scott steps up to the plate with his bat.... and he just
 swung and knocked Sting out of the park! Sting is down... Scott is
 going crazy... he's nailing everyone in the ring.... and now he grabs
 Jason Aaron and puts him in the Court Martial before slamming him down
 into Vader!

 Fountain: Geez.

 Shamus: Scott grabs Vader now.... sends him for the ride.. RUNNING
 FOREARM SMASH! Giant back up, wobbily, nails the Giant with the
 Running Forearm Smash.... and rolls the Giant ontop of Vader!

 Fountian: There's the count from Keyshawn Williams... who is the only
 one not to be touched in this match... one.... two... three!

 Shamus: GIANT WINS it... I MEAN SGT. SCOTT WINS IT! Scott is going
 crazy in the ring nailing all comers!!!!

 Fountain: We have to go people! Thanks for joining us on pay per
 view.... in the WCWF.... where we separate the men from the boys!
 GOODNIGHT!

 [Scene ends with Sgt. Scott clothesline anyone in the cage that
 approaches him... while the NWO are on the outside being pummeled by
 SLH, Warlord, and Taz.]

 Kaged II Credits

 Editor ...................................................  Dainja
 Producer .................................................  Dainja
 Director .................................................  Dainja

 Writers

 Wrestler Pre-Match Interviews ....................  Their Handlers
 Free For All .............................................  Baylon
 American Tag Team Title Dance .........................  KingJobbr
 "When Blueblood Spills" .................................  X-Sarge
 Bartender Jack/Drunken Rocket vs. The Troubled Youth .....  Miguel
 The Clique vs. The Hardcore Homeboyz ..............  Mark & Miguel
 Spin the Wheel: The Rising Sons vs. SLH ...............  KingJobbr
 The Dominators vs. Dark Horses .............................  Mark
 Revenge of the Mystery Partners .............................  JOS
 Shaolin Dynamite vs. Sabu ...............................  X-Sarge
 Final Vengance ........................................  DanDevine
 Taz vs. "Lionheart" Chris Jericho ...........................  JOS
 Steel Cage Submission Challenge .......................  MrExtreme
 Steel Cage Grudge Match of the Year .....................  X-Sarge
 Main Event: Vader vs. The Giant ..........................  Dainja

 Kaged II and the WCWF should not be reproduced without written consent
 from the WCWF itself and is copyright WCWF 1997. All rights reserved.

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