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Atheism

"*F the Conch!*"
—Rage6838
**Atheism** is the absence of belief in the existence of deities, or a rejection of the belief that any deities exist. In a broader sense, players may be considered atheist if they have rejected a certain religion or if they have not encountered any religious belief system at all.

Perhaps the most well-known atheist is Rage6838, who publicly rejected Conchism after being excommunicated from the religion by the Magic Conch, despite founding the religion himself. "The true origins of the Conch was not some high deity," Rage6838 claimed. "It was my shell and I want it back."
City Ordinance XXII

**City Ordinance XXII** was a Newport law proposed by crustyceans on June 22, 2020 (Day 3, Year 5 BK) and enacted by the Newport City Council on June 25 (-4:1). The law introduced work visas, which allowed non-citizens to own and operate permanent businesses within city limits. Non-citizens ccould obtain a work visa by Council approval or through marriage to a Newport citizen.

City Ordinance XXII was rendered obsolete by the Imperial Constitution on July 10 (-1:1).

## Text

"Players who are not permanent residents of Newport may conduct business out of permanent establishments within city limits on the condition that the player is granted a work visa by the Newport City Council. Work visas shall be issued by the Council through the typical voting process of ordinance approval, though each approval shall not be recorded as a proper city ordinance. Work visas may also be issued to non-citizens through marriage to a Newport citizen, without Council approval, on the condition that the marriage is reported to the Council. Players designated as terrorists shall not obtain work visas through marriage."
Undrcovravocado

"*Long live the carrot. Long live Newport. Long live Petra.* Viva la revolución!"
—undrcovravocado.
**undrcovravocado**, also known as **Garrett** or the **Carrot King**, is a Newportian citizen who served as the sixth Emperor of Newport from August 19 to October 9, 2020 (Day 1, Year 8 AK to Day 2, Year 18 AK), and the first Emperor to rule with absolute power as Eternal Emperor. Sometime in late April 2020 (c. 17 BK), undrcovravocado became one of the first settlers of Newport when he built his tree in what is now Downtown. Even as a founding member of the Newport City Council, undrcovravocado avoided politics and led a reclusive lifestyle for much of Newport's history.

After facetiously declaring himself the "Carrot King", undrcovravocado unintentionally inspired a movement which would eventually lead to Newport's Carrot Revolution on August 19 (8:1). The Revolution culminated in the abdication of Emperor Rage6838 and the beginning of undrcovravocado's reign as Eternal Emperor. On October 9 (18:2), undrcovravocado announced that the winner of a Kahoot game would replace him as Emperor. He was succeeded by lonellamaMV.

## Titles

* Standard
* Orthodox

* Councilman in the Newport City Council (May 12-July 10, 2020)
* Sixth Emperor of Newport (August 19-October 9, 2020)

- Councilman in the Newport City Council (-13:2 to -1:1)

- Sixth Emperor of Newport (8:1 to 18:2)

## Biography

### Imperial reign

*Main article: Imperial reign of undrcovravocado*
City Ordinance XVI

**City Ordinance XVI** was a Newport law proposed by crustyceans on June 16, 2020 (Day 2, Year 6 BK) and enacted by the Newport City Council on June 20 (-5:1). The law granted the Council the authority to designate individual players who have committed crimes against the city as terrorists. City Ordinance XVI was proposed in response to crimes committed by Rage6838 during the Floating Tree Crisis. He was officially labelled a terrorist by City Ordinance XVII.

City Ordinance XVI was rendered obsolete by the Imperial Constitution on July 10 (-1:1).

## Text

"The Newport City Council shall have the authority to designate individual players as terrorists for crimes against the government and/or people of Newport. Players designated as terrorists shall be banned from owning property, claiming permanent residence, and conducting business within city limits. Terrorists may appeal their designated status by paying reparations to the Council in the amount of no less than four stacks of iron ingots. Reparations shall be distributed evenly among all citizens of Newport or the victims of any terrorist act committed by the player in question. The Council reserves the right to refuse terrorist appeals and/or reparations at any time and for any reason."
City Ordinance VI

**City Ordinance VI** was a Newport law proposed by ratatoing8990 on May 22, 2020 (Day 2, Year 11 BK) and enacted by the Newport City Council on May 25 (-11:5). The law granted the Council the authority to penalize any players found to be in violation of a city ordinance. The ordinance was never invoked.

City Ordinance VI was rendered obsolete by the Imperial Constitution on July 10 (-1:1).

## Text

"Players convicted of violating any city ordinance shall be subject to penalties at the Council’s discretion. These penalties may include (but are not limited to) fines, community service, and banishment. Penalties for ordinance violations shall be decided by the Council on a case-by-case basis, requiring unanimous Council approval."
City Ordinance X

**City Ordinance X** is a Newport law proposed by crustyceans on June 1, 2020 (Day 2, Year 9 BK) and enacted by the Newport City Council on June 4 (-9:5). The law prohibits floating trees within city limits.

City Ordinance X has since proven impossible to effectively enforce, as there is no reliable way to determine the player guilty for leaving any floating tree. Since it was enacted, there has been no significant decrease in the rates of floating trees appearing around Newport.

On June 13 (-7:4), in the wake of a city-wide debate sparked by a massive floating tree constructed outside city limits as an act of defiance against the Council, IsaacRaymond20 proposed that the Council repeal City Ordinance X. "This ordinance was explicit government overreach and should not have passed," he told the Council. "I think that the Council's decision to regulate how players cut down trees extends too far into private affairs." The proposal to repeal Ordinance X failed, but the controversy remained. In response to the backlash, Toing Industries announced that the company would be boycotting The Floating Tree. Many other Newport businesses closed in support of the tree.

After Newport's transition to a constitutional monarchy in early July, City Ordinance X was one of the nine city ordinances preserved as law by the Imperial Constitution.

On December 4 (29:3), Senator ratatoing8990 of the Server Federation's 2nd World Congress cited City Ordinance X when arguing against the Conservation Act, which requires all trees in the Federation to be replanted. "This bill is reminiscent of City Ordinance X," he argued. "Sounds good in theory– impossible to enforce."

## Text

"The act of leaving any tree floating in mid-air is now prohibited within city limits. The Council strongly recommends avoiding leaving floating trees outside city limits as well."
Imperial Edict X

**Imperial Edict X** was the second Imperial edict issued by Empress crustyceans, and the tenth Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on July 29, 2020 (Day 5, Year 3 AK), Edict X prohibited player slavery within the Empire.

On August 5 (5:2), Edict X was repealed by Emperor Rage6838.

## Text

"Slavery of fellow players is illegal within the boundaries of the city-state of Newport."
Kingdom of Petra

Map of Petra prior to August 2, 2020 (4:4).

*This article is about the independent kingdom. For other uses, see Petra (disambiguation).*

*"Many Newportians have probably not heard of the Kingdom of Petra, a vast and largely undeveloped nation to the west of Newport."*
—*The Newport Report*
The **Kingdom of Petra** was an independent kingdom which existed from early May 2020 (c. 15-13 BK) until August 2 (Day 4, Year 4 AK), when it was peacefully annexed by the First Newportian Empire. On November 25 (27:4), Petra peacefully seceded from the Empire and briefly existed as an independent kingdom for a second time before joining the Server Federation the next day. Today, the Kingdom of Petra exists as a constituent government of the Federation.

Situated to the west of Newport, the kingdom was ruled by a self-proclaimed monarch, Escarchaking333, who was also its only known permanent resident. Petra encompasses a vast region of spruce forests and mountains, and remained largely undeveloped for the duration of its existence. The kingdom included the towns of Algoa Canopy and Pangburn.

The Kingdom of Petra was bounded by the Sea of Quarantine to the north, the city-state and later Empire of Newport to the east, Blartsburg to the southeast, the Corrupted Sea to the southwest, and the Waters of Petra to the west.

## History

The exact date when Escarchaking333 founded the Kingdom of Petra is unknown, but historians typically place it in the early days of May 2020 (c. 15-13 BK). Algoa Canopy began to be developed by Escarchaking333 and ratatoing8990 soon after the kingdom was established. While nearby Newport continued to develop and expand, Petra remained relatively untamed.

On August 2, 2020 (4:4), King Escarchaking333 signed the *Treaty of Petra* with Newportian Empress crustyceans, which allowed the peaceful annexation of the Kingdom by the Newportian Empire. The Kingdom of Petra was succeeded by the Province of Petra, a semi-autonomous province of the Empire. Following the annexation, Escarchaking333 became the governor of the province.

Petra remained a part of the First Newportian Empire until November 25 (27:4), when Governor Escarchaking333 made the following announcement: "As a semi-autonomous province of the Newport Empire, we are formally and legally seceding from the Empire and joining the Federation. I would like to request that the World Congress allow [Petra] to join the Federation as a constituent government. Peace!" Newportian Emperor lonellamaMV stated that the secession was "very sad". However, unlike the attempted secession of Colt Establishment in September, Newport refused to retaliate against Petra. For one day, the Kingdom of Petra was independent again. On November 26 (27:5), the World Congress passed the Petra Act, which admitted Petra as the fourth constituent government of the Federation.
Hunger Games

Tributes gather around the cornucopia before the Games begin

"*I'm not sure I would change anything about the outcome– I won.*"
—Rage6838
The **Hunger Games** was an international death match held on April 9, 2021 (Day 4, Year 54 AK) to commemorate the first anniversary of the founding of Newport. Held on the remote Hunger Island, a total of 13 players (known as "tributes") participated in the Games. As the last tribute alive, Rage6838 was declared the victor of the Hunger Games after 28 minutes of game time. Rage6838 was subsequently rewarded with 64 diamond blocks and a blanket pardon for his past crimes, allowing him to be unbanned after 97 days off the whitelist.

The Hunger Games were authorized by Resolution 5, which was passed without opposition by the International Association of Players on March 8, 2021 (48:2). Resolution 5 also delegated the organization and design of the Hunger Games to the Gamemakers, a committee within the IAP.

## Background

The earliest known proposal for a Hunger Games tournament was put forward by Mak Mini on June 11, 2020 (-7:2). She advocated for Newport's Purge Night to be held "Hunger Games-style".

The idea was resurrected by ratatoing8990 on February 12, 2021 (43:3), when he suggested that a Hunger Games be held as "part of the festivities on April 9" (54:4). On March 3 (47:2), he officially proposed the idea to the International Association of Players in the form of Resolution 5. The measure passed on March 8 (48:2) after receiving ten votes of approval and no objections.
City Ordinance XIX

**City Ordinance XIX** was a Newport law proposed by ratatoing8990 on June 17, 2020 (Day 3, Year 6 BK) and enacted by the Newport City Council on June 20 (-5:1). The law granted Mak Mini the Newport Peace Prize for "exceptional diplomacy" during the Floating Tree Crisis. The Peace Prize was presented to Mak Mini by ratatoing8990 on June 20 (-5:1).

City Ordinance XIX was rendered obsolete by the Imperial Constitution on July 10 (-1:1).

## Text

"The Newport City Council shall grant Mak Mini the Newport Peace Prize for exceptional diplomacy during the Floating Tree Crisis."
Imperial Edict VII

*Not to be confused with Imperial Edict XXV.*
**Imperial Edict VII** was the seventh Imperial edict issued by Emperor lonellamaMV, and the seventh Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on July 17, 2020 (Day 3, Year 1 AK), Edict VII prohibited the killing of llamas within city limits.

On July 27 (3:3), Empress crustyceans faced public outrage after she admitted to killing a llama. She publicly apologized the next day.

On August 5 (5:2), Edict VII was repealed by Emperor Rage6838.

On October 12 (18:5), during his his second reign, Emperor lonellamaMV banned the killing of llamas again with Imperial Edict XXV.

## Text

"By order of His Majesty, llamas shall not be killed within Newport city limits."
Imperial reign of lostcity99

Empress lostcity99

Day 2, Year 2 AK

The **reign of Empress lostcity99** began at 4:50 am CST on the Purge Night of July 21, 2020 (Day 2, Year 2 AK), when her husband, Emperor lonellamaMV, was legally assassinated by crustyceans. As Empress Consort, lostcity99 immediately replaced her husband as Newport's second reigning monarch as outlined by the Imperial Constitution. At 5:06 am CST, lostcity99 was also legally assassinated by crustyceans. lostcity99 held the title of Empress for sixteen minutes. During her reign, lostcity99 did not issue any Imperial edicts.

On July 21 (2:2), lonellamaMV and lostcity99 sued crustyceans for griefing their bunker during the Purge, arguing that the assassinations were illegal. The case of *lonellamaMV and lostcity99 v. crustyceans* was the first heard by the Court of Common Pleas. Ultimately, the case was settled out of court. As part of the settlement, Empress crustyceans appointed lostcity99 as her Imperial Magistrate and issued an edict clarifying the nature of griefing and private property.
Toing Industries

**Toing Industries** is a Newportian corporation founded and owned by its current CEO, ratatoing8990. The company operates in various industries, including fast food, grocery, agriculture, mining, and real estate. Toing Industries was formed on May 11, 2020 (Day 1, Year 13 BK), when ratatoing8990 privatized and consolidated two public farms located in the Industrial District. Today, Toing Industries owns and operates eight subsidiaries: Bambooniverse, Chick-fil-A, Waffle House, LavaTuff, KFC, Sonic, Whole Foods, and Toing Realty. With the exception of KFC, all of these brands were originally founded by ratatoing8990. The headquarters of Toing Industries is currently under construction in Downtown Newport.

On June 8 (-8:4), Toing Industries acquired the KFC brand from claytations for 32 iron.

On June 13, Toing Industries announced a company-wide boycott of The Floating Tree. The announcement came as a response to the Newport City Council's failed proposal to repeal City Ordinance X, which prohibits floating trees within city limits. All Toing Industries subsidiaries now display signs saying "Toing Industries supports City Ordinance X. We do not conduct business with 'The Floating Tree'."

On June 28 (-7:4), an investigation revealed that the chicken machines in Chick-fil-A were causing excessive lag on the server. Toing Industries dismantled the machines and closed Chick-fil-A "until further notice". Chick-fil-A has yet to reopen.

In September 2020 (11-14 AK), Toing Industries constructed the Dokken Canal, which connects the Sea of Quarantine to the Conch Sea. The canal is seldom used, and is widely considered a massive financial failure.

On December 20 (32:4), Toing Industries sold the Chorus R' Us brand to isaacr4760 in exchange for a beacon.
Bald Knob

Bald Knob is a naturally spawned village in between Searcy and Newport. All known villagers have died from zombies and all structures have been looted.

Bald Knob is a frequent rest stop for new players, being about a day's walk from Searcy.

There is not currently a Nether Portal in Bald Knob connecting the village to the Nether Confederation, though Nether accessed from Bald Knob is technically under the jurisdiction of the Nether Council.

Notable structures in Bald Knob include the ruins of IsaacRaymond20's first house and ratatoing8990's mansion.
Imperial Edict XII

**Imperial Edict XII** was the fourth Imperial edict issued by Empress crustyceans, and the twelfth Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on July 30, 2020 (Day 1, Year 4 AK, Edict XII classifies the act of killing passive mobs owned by another player as griefing.

## Text

"The killing of passive mobs that belong to another player (as denoted by a lead, within fences/garages, in home, being ridden by a player, or teleporting with the player) shall be considered griefing. Exclusions: horses ridden by a player attacking another player in a PvP, Purge, or other battles; dogs that become hostile, or any other mob that is being used to attack another player."
University of Conchalore

The **University of Conchalore** (**UC**) is a private Orthodox Conchist university in Kipkem, Conchalore. Founded on November 17, 2020 (Day 1, Year 26 AK) by MalachiBrown523 and ratatoing8990, the university was the second to be established on the server (the first being Harding University) and the first to offer courses and degrees. The school consists of two colleges and five undergraduate degree programs, in addition to three master's degrees and one doctorate. Graduate-level degrees in the College of Theology and Religion are taught at the nearby Kipkem Orthodox Conchist Seminary. The university officially opened for enrollment on December 14, 2020 (31:3).

The current president of the University of Conchalore is MalachiBrown523, who also serves as the dean of the College of Theology and Religion. ratatoing8990 serves as the dean of the College of Humanities.

The University of Conchalore originally offered a variety of degrees in engineering and research, with isaacr4760 serving as the dean of the College of Sciences. Following the Hoth Crisis on December 14 (31:3), isaacr4760 resigned as dean and the College of Sciences was closed.

On May 18, 2021 (62:3), the University of Conchalore Archaeological Survey was established within the College of Humanities. The goal of the UCAS is to investigate player-made sites of archaeological interest across the server.

## Degree programs

### College of Theology and Religion

* Bachelor's in Religion
* Bachelor's in Orthodox Conchism
* Master's in Orthodox Conchist Theology
* Master's in Orthodox Conchist Divinity
* Doctorate in Orthodox Conchism

### College of Humanities

* Bachelor's in Server History
* Bachelor's in Political Science
* Bachelor's in Law
* Master's in Luujology
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Imperial Edict XVIII

**Imperial Edict XVIII** was the third Imperial edict issued by Emperor Rage6838, and the eighteenth Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on August 17, 2020 (Day 4, Year 7 AK), Edict XVIII ordered the Newport Department of Urban Planning to prohibit the construction of dirt buildings within city limits.

The edict was issued in response to a dirt building constructed by crustyceans in Downtown. Shortly after the announcement of Imperial Edict XVIII, she voluntarily dismantled the building.

On August 19 (8:1), Imperial Edict XVIII was declared obsolete by the Carrot Accord before the Department of Urban Planning could fulfill the Imperial order.

## Text

"By order of His Thiccness,

The Department of Urban Planning shall enact and enforce new regulations prohibiting the erection of structures composed primarily of dirt, grass, podzol, mycelium, or any other dirt-based block within Newport city limits. Should the building regulation be violated, the Empire reserves the right to reclaim said dirt and/or grass structures.

Individual exceptions to these regulations may be granted at the discernment of the Department of Urban Planning in the form of building permits."
Imperial Edict VIII

**Imperial Edict VIII** was the eighth Imperial edict issued by Emperor lonellamaMV, and the eighth Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on July 17, 2020 (Day 3, Year 1 AK), Edict VIII officially codified the Imperial Advisory Commmittee.

On August 5 (5:2), Edict VIII was repealed by Emperor Rage6838.

## Text

"By order of His Majesty, I hereby form the Imperial Advisory Committee. Members (in no particular order): crista7777, crustyceans, IsaacRaymond20, lostcity99, ratatoing8990, and IITheRecyclerII."
City Ordinance XXI

**City Ordinance XXI** was a Newport law proposed by ratatoing8990 on June 19, 2020 (Day 5, Year 6 BK) and enacted by the Newport City Council on June 22 (-5:3). The law established the city judicial system, by which players, companies, and organizations could sue other entities for perceived wrongdoings, with the Council itself acting as judge and jury. City Ordinance XXI was proposed in response to the case of *Rage6838 v. crustyceans* on June 18 (-6:4), which had been conducted without a standard legal framework in place. City Ordinance XXI was first invoked in the case of *crista7777 v. IsaacRaymond20* on June 28 (-4:4).

The clause stating "the verdict shall not be recorded as a proper city ordinance" was overridden by City Ordinance XXIII on June 28 (-4:4).

City Ordinance XXI was technically rendered obsolete by the Imperial Constitution on July 10 (-1:1). However, Article IV of the Constitution preserved many of the functions of the original judicial system, effectively replacing the judicial powers of the Council with the Court of Common Pleas and the Imperial Magistrate. The Carrot Accord, which effectively superseded the Constitution on August 19 (8:1), also preserves the Court of Common Pleas.

## Text

"The Newport judicial process is outlined as follows: any player, company, or organization based in Newport may sue any other player, company, or organization based in Newport for any damages incurred as a result of perceived negligence by the defending party, whether intentional or otherwise. The defendant may also countersue if necessary. Both parties shall represent themselves in court unless either or both desire to be represented by a private attorney, in which case the represented party shall be responsible for paying the attorney fees. The Newport City Council shall act as the judge and jury in all cases. Following a hearing in which the plaintiff shall present their case against the defendant, who shall present their case defending themselves, either of which may call witnesses to the stand, the Council shall deliver a verdict via the typical voting process of ordinance approval. However, the verdict shall not be recorded as a proper city ordinance. The Council’s verdict shall find the defendant “guilty” or “not guilty” and specify a penalty proportionate to their offense, if found guilty, while considering the plaintiff’s requested penalty. Penalties may include, but shall not be limited to: reparation, manual labor, and execution. The Council shall retain the right to refuse any case at any time for any reason. No player, company, or organization shall sue the Council. Additionally, no non-citizen or foreign entity shall sue any Newportian entity."
LostLlama Manor

**LostLlama Manor** is the primary residence of Newportian Emperor lonellamaMV and Empress Consort lostcity99, and a part-time residence of the immediate LostLlama family by extension. The mansion is located at 99 Empire Street in Downtown Newport. The Imperial couple hired ratatoing8990 to design and construct LostLlama Manor for six stacks of iron ingots (384 iron ingots), and construction was completed on August 10, 2020 (Day 3, Year 6 AK).

LostLlama Manor was one of four buildings nominated for Best Residential Build in the 2020 Players' Choice Awards.

## Description

The exterior of LostLlama Manor was constructed with neutral materials such as raw andesite, acacia wood, and cobblestone, which are accented with gabled blackstone roofs. One unique material used on the exterior of the mansion is light gray concrete powder. Though concrete powder is not typically used as a building material due to its susceptibility to gravity and its tendency to harden once exposed to water, architect ratatoing8990 implemented the block to provide a slightly different shade of gray against the raw andesite.

The interior of LostLlama Manor features three floors, including an unfinished basement. On the first floor, the main entrance opens to a central atrium lined with quartz pillars. The first floor also includes a dining room, living room, pantry, kitchen, sunroom, and horse garage. A spiral staircase connects the first floor to the basement and the second floor. The second floor features two bedrooms (one master bedroom), a library and enchanting room, a master bathroom, and a balcony overlooking the ocean. A large attic space above the second floor can be accessed through a trapdoor in the library.
Imperial Edict XIX

**Imperial Edict XIX** was the fourth Imperial edict issued by Emperor Rage6838, and the nineteenth Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on August 18, 2020 (Day 5, Year 7 AK), Edict XIX exiled ratatoing8990 from the Empire for "thievery, animal abuse, and assaulting the Emperor". The edict also prohibited all subjects of the Empire from conducting business with ratatoing8990.

In response to the edict, ratatoing8990 fled to the village of Letona in Blartsburg, where he stayed with isaacr4760 until Imperial Edict XIX was declared obsolete by the Carrot Accord on August 19 (8:1).

## Text

"By order of His Thiccness,

I. ratatoing8990 is hereby a criminal throughout the entire Empire. He has committed numerous crimes in the past days, including thievery, animal abuse, and assaulting the Emperor. His punishment will be exile from the Empire and he will remain in exile until further notice. If he is found inside the Empire borders, he is to be ran out of town and subject to fines. All businesses and private property are to be frozen. He is not allowed to access them, nor is anyone else.

II. ratatoing8990 is still able to be sued and sue others because he is still a citizen of Newport.

III. Any citizen found to do business with ratatoing8990 while he is in exile is also subject to fines. Repeat offenders will be prosecuted further."
Commoners Party

"*We can do better than the Lore Party. The choice to elect crustyceans President is the choice to reject elitism. Back to crusty, back to the people.*"
—drmaniac7773
The **Commoners Party**, previously known as **Crusty's Conchalore Commoner's Party** or the **CCCP**, is a minority party in the Server Federation World Congress. It was founded by President crustyceans on December 1, 2020 (Day 5, Year 28 AK) during the 2nd World Congress. The main foil of the dominant Lore Party, the Commoners Party is a populist center-left to left-wing group that supports diplomacy, centralization, and the relaxation of marriage law. The party opposes expansionism and calls for the abolition of the High Council. It claims to promote democracy, reject elitism, and has a history of Anti-Orthodox sentiment.

## Foundation

On December 1, 2020 (28:5), incumbent President crustyceans established Crusty's Conchalore Commoner's Party (CCCP) while running for re-election in the election of December 2020. Despite serving in a non-partisan capacity since the beginning of her term, crustyceans was urged to form a party by the It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To Act bill, would would mandate all Federate citizens to register with a political party. The bill was not passed by Congress.

In that election, crustyceans was defeated by the Lore Party's nominee, MalachiBrown523.

## Rebranding

On December 28, 2020 (34:2), the party underwent a considerable rebranding, including the changing of its name to the Commoners Party. This coincided with the announcement of crustyceans' candidacy in the upcoming presidential election, challenging incumbent MalachiBrown523 and seeking a second non-consecutive term.

The Commoners Party released a "party manifesto" to go with crustyceans' campaign announcement, which intricately described the party's goals and ideals. The party gained a second member in drmaniac7773, who began serving as crustyceans' campaign manager shortly before her announcement.

## Members

* crustyceans (since December 1, 2020; 28:5)
* drmaniac7773 (since December 28, 2020; 34:2)
Imperial Edict XX

**Imperial Edict XX** was the fifth Imperial edict issued by Emperor Rage6838, and the twentieth Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on August 18, 2020 (Day 5, Year 7 AK), Edict XX declared beetroot the official vegetable of the Empire and banned the cultivation and possession of carrots due to their association with the Carrot Revolution.

On August 19 (8:1), Imperial Edict XX was declared obsolete by the Carrot Accord.

## Text

"By order of His Thiccness,

Beetroot will now be the official vegetable of the Newport Empire. Beets are by far the superior vegetable and show strength, like bears and Battlestar Galactica.

Carrots are inferior because they do not actually grant better vision. Since they are clearly inferior, they are hereby banned and should no longer be grown inside the Empire."
University of Conchalore Archaeological Survey

The **University of Conchalore Archaeological Survey** (**UCAS**) is an ongoing investigation of potentially player-made sites of archaeological interest across the server. Investigations began on May 18, 2021 (Day 3, Year 62 AK) with the identification of 19 potential archaeological sites by aerial imagery. The UCAS is primarily sponsored by the College of Humanities at the University of Conchalore in Kipkem, and is spearheaded by ratatoing8990, the dean of the College of Humanities. Other investigators included lostcity99, isaacr4760, and SlammerDoc.

In total, the UCAS has identified and investigated 20 potential sites, 12 of which have been confirmed as having some archaeological significance.

## Investigation process

On May 18, 2021 (62:3), the University of Conchalore Archaeological Survey identified 19 sites of archaeological interest primarily by aerial imagery. These potential sites were then investigated to determine if they met the criteria to be considered an archaeological site. According to the UCAS, these three criteria are as follows:

1. The site must be player-made or show evidence of past player-related activity.
2. There must be no evidence that the original inhabitant(s) of the site are still active at the time of investigation.
3. The origins of the site must be unknown to wider society.
When investigating an archaeological site, the philosophy of the UCAS is to treat the site as an active player's property. This means that the archaeologists must avoid breaking, placing, or otherwise modifying any blocks if at all possible, and should not disturb or remove existing items.

## List of investigated sites

Of the 20 potential archaeological sites that have been investigated by the UCAS, 12 have met the criteria to be considered valid archaeological sites.

* Standard
* Orthodox
Imperial Edict XXXI

**Imperial Edict XXXI** was the seventh Imperial edict issued by Emperor lonellamaMV during his second reign, and the thirty-first Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on December 12, 2020 (Day 1, Year 31 AK), Edict XXXI annexed half of a newly-discovered mesa biome as a territory of the Empire. The territory would later come to be known as Tatooine.

## Text

"As per discussions with Federation President MalachiBrown523, Newport claims half of the mesa biome newly discovered by Newportian citizen lostcity99, with the other half being offered to the Federation for claiming. If the Federation officially decides to claim their half, maps of the division will be drawn up."
Newport City Council

The Council Building, the meeting place of the Newport City Council after its completion on May 28.

### Type

Legislative
Judicial

### Formed

May 12, 2020
Day 2, Year 13 BK

### Disbanded

July 10, 2020
Day 1, Year 1 BK

### Jurisdiction

Newport

"*Our democracy works well and promotes equality as it currently stands.*"
—crustyceans.
The **Newport City Council** was the governing legislative and judicial body of democratic Newport during the Democratic Age– from May 12 to July 10, 2020 (Day 2, Year 13 to Day 1, Year 1 BK). During this period, the Council claimed the authority to propose and enact legislation which, if passed, became law within city limits. Laws were known as city ordinances. Unless 25% of Council members objected to a proposal, proposals became law after a three-day delay. During the nearly two-month lifespan of the Council, twenty-four proposals were enacted into law. The Council was composed of "all active players who are permanent residents of Newport". Prior to the Council's dissolution on July 10 (-1:1), thirteen citizens claimed membership and voted on proposals. The legislature met in the Council Building in Downtown.

On May 12 (-13:2), the Newport City Council was established in response to an increasingly unwanted building in Oldtown owned by inactive player aarojp99. Many players saw aarojp99's house as a "blemish on their community". According to *The Newport Report*, "the Council was formed with a singular goal: to provide a legal framework to demolish the vacant house". On May 13 (-13:3), City Ordinance I became the first law passed by the Council, and gave the legislature the authority to legally reclaim private structures owned by any player who remains inactive for at least one month. The ordinance was first invoked on May 20 (-12:5), when the Council legally demolished aarojp99's house and auctioned off his property to the citizens.

The dissolution of the Newport City Council was commissioned by City Ordinance XXIV. Passed on June 28 (-4:4), the ordinance began Newport's transition from a direct democracy to a constitutional monarchy. The Council was officially dissolved on July 10 (-1:1), when lonellamaMV was coronated as Newport's first Emperor.

On September 10 (12:3), exactly two months after it was disbanded, the Council was "unofficially and temporarily" reassembled for an emergency session in preparation for contact being made with aarojp99. Soon after the emergency session, aarojp99 returned to Newport and collected the earnings from the auction of his house almost four months prior.

## Members

The following is a list of voting members of the Newport City Council prior to its dissolution on July 10 (-1:1).

* BDelpTV
* claytations
* crista7777
* crustyceans
* Elasthiccgirl305
* Ferrari2424
* IITheRecyclerII
* IsaacRaymond20
* lonellamaMV
* lostcity99
* MalachiBrown523
* ratatoing8990
* undrcovravocado

## Ordinances

*Main article: List of Newport city ordinances*
## Failed ordinances

*Main article: List of failed Council proposals*
Santa

"*I will ask Santa kindly.*"
—Kipkemboi35
In Conchist mythology, **Santa** is a mysterious being or entity mentioned by Kipkemboi35 on December 15, 2020 (Day 4, Year 31 AK) during his Second Incarnation. Not much is known about Santa. Neither Orthodox Conchism nor the New Conchist Church of the Shire have addressed Santa in their official doctrine, leaving the concept open to interpretation among the laity.

Kipkemboi35's only reference to Santa is recorded in *Proverbs of Kipkemboi35* 2:6, when he says, "I will ask Santa kindly." While it is unknown what Kipkemboi35 was intending to ask Santa, Orthodox Conchist theologians generally agree that the passage points to a power Santa wields to grant requests, much like the Magic Conch. However, the implication that Santa has capabilities beyond Kipkemboi35's has caused many to reject the concept of Santa as a literal being as an apparent contradiction of established monotheistic Conchist doctrine. The question of whether Santa is a literal being or a metaphorical concept is up for debate.

Proponents of the literal Santa point to a mysterious event on December 3, 2020 (29:2), when $50 was donated toward server funding. The otherwise-anonymous donor only identified himself as "Santa".
Imperial Edict XXIII

**Imperial Edict XXIII** was the first Imperial edict issued by Eternal Emperor undrcovravocado, the twenty-third Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age, and the first Imperial edict issued after the Carrot Revolution. Enacted on August 31, 2020 (Day 3, Year 10 AK), Edict XXIII protects Mooshroom Island as an Imperial park.

## Text

"Mooshroom Island is now designated as an Imperial park. In order to remain a natural wonder, it must be protected from new construction and resource collections. Mooshroom Island will be the crown of the Newportian Empire! –His Crunchiness"
MalachiBrown523

"*Hey anybody wanna have an affair?*"
—**MalachiBrown523**
**MalachiBrown523**, also known as **Malachi**, is a Blartian-Newportian and later Federate politician, religious leader, and university administrator who served as the second president of the Server Federation. MalachiBrown523 first joined the server on May 28, 2020 (Day 3, Year 10 BK). He founded Blartsburg that same day, and has reigned as the earl of Blartsburg ever since. After Blartsburg joined the Server Federation in late November (23 AK), MalachiBrown523 moved to Kipkem and became more involved in Federate politics. A founding member of the Lore Party, MalachiBrown523 served four terms as a senator in the World Congress and two terms as president.

An early adherent of Conchism, MalachiBrown523 is seen as one of the most loyal defenders of the Orthodox faith. In August 2020 (7 AK), he was appointed Archbishop of Blartsburg by High Priests ratatoing8990 and lostcity99. Later that month, MalachiBrown523 became a member of the prestigious LostLlama family when he and his brother, isaacr4760, were adopted by lonellamaMV and lostcity99. MalachiBrown523 later became a prince of the Newportian Empire when his father ascended to the Imperial throne for a second reign. In September (11 AK), MalachiBrown523 married crustyceans; the couple divorced after MalachiBrown523 succeeded his wife as president of the Server Federation in December (29 AK).

## Titles

* Standard
* Orthodox

* Title (Mmmm D – D, YYYY)
* Title (Mmmm D – Mmmm D, YYYY)
* Title (Mmmm D, YYYY – Mmmm D, YYYY)

* Title (YY:D–D)
* Title (YY:D – YY:D)
2020 Players' Choice Awards

The **2020 Players' Choice Awards** recognized the best of players, builds, businesses, and multiple other categories for the Standard calendar year 2020. The winners were announced on January 1, 2021 (Day 1, Year 35 AK) after voting was opened to the public on December 31, 2020 (34:5). The nominations for each category were decided by a committee of four members: ratatoing8990, isaacr4760, lostcity99, and crustyceans.

The Best Overall Build category was determined after a second round of voting on January 1 (35:1) between the winners of the Best Residential Build and Best Non-Residential Build categories. The architect of the Best Overall Build was given the Best Builder award.

On January 2 (35:2), Rage6838 committed multiple crimes, including murder, for which he was immediately banned. He reportedly told witnesses that his actions were retaliation for not being voted Best Terrorist in the Players' Choice Awards. *The Newport Report* later wrote that the decision to include Best Terrorist as a category in the awards was "problematic at best".

## Winners and nominees

Winners are listed first and highlighted in **bold**.

### Builds

	+ Council Building
	+ 1 Toing Lane
	+ Isaac's Coruscant Mansion
 Best Non-Residential Build
 * **Council Building**
	+ Cathedral of Enchantments
	+ EGTG International Bank
	+ Founder's Building
	+ Bruce Mural
	+ Froglantis
 Best Redstone Machine
 * **Bulk Item Sorter**
	+ Auto Bamboo Farm and Furnace
	+ 102-Unit Industrial Furnace ("GigaFurnace")
	+ Dokken Canal
	+ lonellamaMV's Purge Labyrinth
	+ Xanadu

### Players

	+ ratatoing8990 (Council Building)
	+ lonellamaMV
 Best Fighter
 * **Rage6838**
	+ claytations
	+ ratatoing8990
 Best Farmer
 * **undrcovravocado**
	+ isaacr4760
	+ claytations
	+ Rage6838
 Best Newportian Emperor
 * **lonellamaMV**
	+ crustyceans
	+ Rage6838
	+ undrcovravocado
	+ Ferrari2424 & crista7777
	+ Soulxmadnessx & Elasthiccgrl305

### Favorites

	+ After Curfew Bar & Grill
	+ McDonald's
	+ Petra Wood Supply
	+ Coruscant
	+ Equinox
	+ Server Federation
Raymond Holdings

**Raymond Holdings** was a Newportian conglomerate company founded and owned by its CEO, IsaacRaymond20. Formed on May 14, 2020 (Day 4, Year 13 BK), Raymond Holdings operated in various industries, including agriculture, finance, redstone, and enchantments. The conglomerate owned and operated multiple subsidiaries, including Complex Redstone Services, Raymond Currency Exchange, and the Cathedral of Enchantments. Raymond Holdings was officially liquidated on July 24, 2020 (2:5).

Raymond Holdings Interdimensional Headquarters, a large stone statue in Downtown, served as the company's first headquarters. On June 21 (-5:2), Raymond Holdings sold the headquarters building and the Competitive Pricing Store to the Newport Department of Transportation for 300 iron, which needed the property for construction of the Newport Metro monorail.

After June 21 (-5:2), the Cathedral of Enchantments served as Raymond Holdings' headquarters. On July 24 (2:5), the Cathedral was sold to lostcity99 for 310 iron ingots. That same day, IsaacRaymond20 announced that the company would officially be liquidated.
BanTheAstronaut

Who is this you may ask?

None other than the most powerful player on server. Most notable accomplishments is having the least number of deaths on the server amounting to 1, which was when IsaacRaymond20 attacked and killed them. Following this event was the Crista7777 v. IsaacRaymond20 lawsuit. BanTheAstronaut won the case and went down in player history as the first player with multiple personalities.

Where is he now?
Ban now runs the most successful double life on the server. Everyone knows about it, but no one cares... except maybe Isaacr4760.
Imperial Edict III

**Imperial Edict III** was the third Imperial edict issued by Emperor lonellamaMV, and the third Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on July 15, 2020 (Day 1, Year 1 AK), Edict III designated the fifteenth day of each month as Day of the Magic Conch, otherwise known as Kipkemboi35 Day.

Imperial Edict III was a reaction to the sudden emergence of a massive cult surrounding a mysterious player known as Kipkemboi35.

On August 5 (5:2), Edict III was repealed by Emperor Rage6838.

## Text

"By order of His Majesty, July 15th and every 15th day of every subsequent month shall be celebrated as the Day of the Magic Conch and/or Kipkemboi35 Day."
Breadqueen7000

**breadqueen7000** is an inactive player who was last seen on April 18, 2020 (Day 3, Year 18 BK).

On June 28, 2020 (-4:4), breadqueen7000 was commemorated on the Wall of Forgotten Players in Newport Gardens. breadqueen7000 is the namesake of the breadqueen7000 Memorial Amphitheater at the University of Conchalore in Kipkem.
Harbourtown

Harbourtown is a marina-style build west of the Newport Industrial District. It provides Newportians easy access to the Sea of Quarantine from Oldtown, with multiple docks from which to fish, launch boats, or simply go swimming.

Harbourtown was built by IsaacRaymond20 of Raymond Holdings, and was sold to crustyceans for 10 iron ingots during the liquidation of Raymond Holdings.
Imperial Edict VI

**Imperial Edict VI** was the sixth Imperial edict issued by Emperor lonellamaMV, and the sixth Imperial edict issued during Newport's Imperial Age. Enacted on July 16, 2020 (Day 2, Year 1 AK), Edict VI reaffirms the roles and responsibilities of the Newport Department of Transportation.

## Text

"By order of His Majesty, the Department of Transportation shall continue in their efforts paving the roads of Newport as well as making sure all roads and paths are well lit to prevent excessive mob spawning within Newport."
New Conchist calendar

*Not to be confused with the Orthodox calendar.*
The **New Conchist calendar**, known locally as the **Conchist calendar**, is a religious and civil calendar based on the Orthodox calendar and used alongside the Standard calendar in Coruscant. The calendar divides time into years of five days each, counting forward and backward from October 3, 2020 (Day 1, Year 17 AK), when the New Conchist Church of the Shire split from Orthodox Conchism after the Elizabethan Revelation. Years after this date are denoted "A.E.R." ("After the Elizabethan Revelation"), while years prior to this date are denoted "B.E.R." ("Before the Elizabethan Revelation"). Unlike its parent calendar, the New Conchist calendar marks a Year 0, which is also denoted "A.E.R." The calendar was developed by isaacr4760 and introduced in the *Coruscant Constitution* on January 20, 2021 (38:5).

Any date on the Orthodox calendar on or after October 3, 2020 (17:1) may be converted to its corresponding "A.E.R." date on the New Conchist calendar by subtracting 17 years.

The current New Conchist year is 242.
Proverbs of Kipkemboi35/Text

***Proverbs of Kipkemboi35***

This book is one mortal's attempt to record all of the words of the Holy One, Kipkemboi35, from both his First and Second Incarnations.

– *High Priest ratatoing8990*

**CHAPTER 1**

***The First Incarnation***

[1] No complaints, crusty.

**CHAPTER 2**

***Return to Searcy***

[1] Yee

[2] How art thou, world? It has been many years.

[3] Vibing, dear sir.

[4] A plethora of apologies, m'lady.

[5] Currently at Harding

[6] I will ask Santa kindly.

[7] Giggles shall be discussed in a meeting.

**CHAPTER 3**

***The Astobolished***

[1] IS THERE AN ASTOBOLISHED COUNSIK?

[2] ASTOBOLISHED IS A HALF MAD HALF DESTROYED COUNSEL!

[3] THERE IS GREATNESS TO BE FOUND,

[4] A DIAMOND IN THE CAVERNS, AN EXCELLENCE GREATER THAN GOOD.

[5] FOLLOWING MODE.

[6] FALSE DOCTRINE I SEE...

[7] RECYCLER I AM A MAN OF FEW WORDS.

[8] Yes.

**CHAPTER 4**

***In Kipkem***

[1] One of great stature, 7777 may vote.

[2] Ratatoing, you were there when I first arrived an have taken a liking to the world that has been made before me.

[3] I do recall.

[4] Who do you say I am?

[5] Is this world ridden with evil?

[6] And as always... no complaints.

[7] Except for no Kool-Aid

[8] How can a world this great not include Kool-Aid?

[9] We. Must.