The Tooth Fairy

How would you TEENAGE GHOULS with these Kiddies in my CASTLE like some SEVERED-LIP-STICK to SCARE along with some DIE-LINER?  Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee.  Good!  My GHOULFRIEND received AX-TRA from her local SLAYVON LADY!  While you're making yourselves BOOTIFUL, listen with the rest of the group to this TALE OF TERROR AND TOOTHACHES I call...

There was a large building up, in Manhattan, New York, where a sign read in black capital-letters: "HARRISON UNIVERSITY" out, by the one side of it one day back in February of 1957.  Within Harrison University, college students were walking through a hall and a trio of young men rounded a corner together.  "You finish your biology report, Sam?" one of the young men asked another.  "I have one paragraph to go James.  How about you?" Sam replied.  "Yep, right in time to watch the football game too" James answered.  "You and your football, James.  You know more about that than about biology" the third young man added, saying.  "Hey, Percy, I play it in my sleep man!" James said to him with a grin.  Five college bullies stopped Sam, James and Percy by a row of lockers all of a sudden then.  "Well, what do we have here?  I trio of morons no doubt" one of the bullies said to them and the four other ones laughed.  "Gus, come on man.  Give us a break this time please" Sam begged, telling the bully.  "Shut up ya idiot.  You snitched on us for skippin' art class, so we're gonna make an art project out of you!" Gus told Sam, threatening him.  "Hey, you socked me in the stomach, Gus, so I had to" he replied.  Gus and the four other bullies forced Sam, Percy and James by grabbing their arms outside and among some bushes at the one side of the college.  "Alright you freaks, time to make you human-canvases a bloody red!" Gus whispered to Sam, Percy and James.  He got out a pocket-knife that was a switch-blade and flicked it open.  As the four bullies held the three guys tightly by both of their arms, Gus glanced around and saw nobody else around.  He placed the tip of his blade on Sam's stomach, but a professor came around the building then and looked in between the tall bushes.  "HEY, FELLAS!!" the teacher shouted to the five bullies, they looked at him and all took off, running.

"Gee, Professor Dorrang thanks a lot sir!!" both Percy and James told him, gratefully.  "Yeah, thanks very much, Professor Dorrang, Gus and his Buddies almost killed us sir!!!" Sam explained to him, sighing a breath of relief.  "Are you fellas alright?  I'll call the police on them right away" Professor Dorrang said, and asked, concerned.  "Yes sir thank you" they answered.  That night, James, Sam and Percy were all in a dorm room together in beds.  They all were asleep when a white-gloved-hand touched Sam's shoulder, shaking him.  He woke up and saw that it was an eerie-looking man standing at his bedside.  The guy had: ghostly-white flesh that resembled wood, huge black swirls on his cheeks, and his mouth was carved like a marionette-puppet's mouth.  He looked down at Sam with solid-black eyes, the left-eye reflecting the moonlight from outside, and whispered to him, "good evening, Sam, you may know me as The Tooth Fairy.  I am going to take care of Gus and his bully Friends for you and your own Friends."  The Tooth Fairy stood in his black cloak, being bald.  The Tooth Fairy faded-out, vanishing then.  Sam instantly got out of his bed, yawning.  There was the sound of a car starting up and he rushed over to the window.  Looking outside, Sam spotted the car with the face of The Tooth Fairy in it.  He was at the wheel and the faces of the bullies were in the car too.  The Tooth Fairy drove off and Sam rushed out of the dorm room.

Sam drove in a car and turned on his car-radio.  On it, Elvis Presley sang "Hound Dog" and Sam soon spotted the car that  The Tooth Fairy was driving.  The Tooth Fairy parked by an abandoned apartment building, got out and drug Gus and a second bully out of the front of the car by their arms.  Sam parked behind the car and snapped the radio off.  Gus and the second bully drunkenly drank bottles of Bourbon together, as they both staggered through snow onto the sidewalk.  The Tooth Fairy got the other three bullies out of the back of the car by their arms, who also all had bottles of Bourbon that they were drunkenly drinking.  The three also stumbled through the snow onto the sidewalk and Sam hesitantly got out of his vehicle, watching The Tooth Fairy open the door and them stagger into the abandoned apartment building.  The creature wandered into the building closing the door behind it.  Sam quietly crept into the place himself and crept up a darkened-hallway.  He walked up a flight of stairs and into an upstairs-hall where he saw the shadowy-figures of the six enter one of the apartments that had an orange light in it.  Sam got to the apartment-door and slowly crept into the place.  The Tooth Fairy shoved Gus to the floor of the apartment-living-room, where the orange light came from a lamp.  The Tooth Fairy got down on his knees and plunged his white-gloved-hands into the bully's mouth, causing Gus to scream, as Sam watched from the front door.  The four other bullies collapsed on a couch together and passed out from being drunk and The Tooth Fairy ripped out all the teeth from the mouth of Gus.

The Tooth Fairy grabbed the bottle filled partially with bourbon from Gus and poured his teeth into it then.  The thing choked Gus to death and Sam gasped at the sight in horror.  The Tooth Fairy turned its puppet-like head to Sam from over the corpse of Gus and whispered to him, "ah, Sam, you followed me.  Well, don't worry!".  The monster got to its feet and went over to the couch.  It twisting the head around of one of the bullies, killing them.  Then he twisted the heads around of the remaining three bullies killing them as well.  "I found the car that Gus had with them drinking alcohol and being quite drunk within it, Sam.  Now, you and your Friends are safe!" the monster whispered, telling him, as he peered at Sam with his pupil less eyes of black.  "Thank you Tooth Fairy" Sam told him, gratefully, sighing with a grin.  Sam ran out of the abandoned apartment building and got back into his car.  Looking up, he noticed The Tooth Fairy fly out of the apartment-window with wings protruding through its black cloak that were also black and bat-like.  As the monster flew up, into the night-sky into the moonlight, Sam drove away.

   I had to really GUM THAT SICKENING-SORBET DOWN ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  The monster known as The Tooth Fairy really knew how to BOTTLE UP THE HORROR!  At least he kept the orange FRIGHT of the lamp on though.  Gus got what he had coming to him, kiddies, for MOUTHING OFF to Sam and Sam's Friends for THE GHOST PART hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!