Cthounry

Population: 800 million

Capital City: Brufun'ny

Currency: Metal Drams

GDP: 9 trillion robot doller

President: A.I overlord (Cthulhu) and/or XZER0BOT

Ideology: Technocratic Dictatorship

Allies: Kingdom of Treshania, Kekistan, Namifeet, The Kool Kidz Kountry, The Rape Republic, Transgendergayjewblackpeopleland, Democratic Republic of Autistic Cancer, FOA

Enemies: Uknown

## Summary

Cthountry is Country located on two islands in the northmost region of Awesome Planet. The weather is almost always under 8 degrees Fahrenheit, and the climate can be described as a desolate tundra barren of any wildlife. The inhabitants of Cthountry are native Eskimos, who were hunter gatherers, until an extraterrestrial being gave them the power of infinite knowledge so long as they sacrificed 10% of their newborns to the entity. This entity only refers to itself as "XZER0BOT" and only maintains bare minimum contact with the tribal people.

## History

Not much is known about Cthountry and its inhabitants before their encounter with XZER0BOT, as all artifacts and historical sites were demolished by Eskimo development. When XZER0BOT granted the Eskimos their infinite knowledge, the Eskimos began building sentient machines that automated all processes of living. They constructed robots that fished, robots that built structures, and even robots that simulated and automated a government body. These machines inevitably destroyed and covered the surface of Cthountry, no longer making it habitable. The Eskimos retreated downward as they began their life of solitude.

## Daily Life

No Eskimo has ever seen the sunlight within their lifetime. Eskimo burrows are located miles below the surface of the planet. When an Eskimo wakes up, they must first begin their daily prayer to XZER0BOT. This is done by sticking a 12 inch metal rod up their ass. Female Eskimos are not allowed in the dwellings, and are instead kept in cages residing at the bottom of the 7 mile deep burrow. Eskimos commute to work on large metal lifts that take them to the upper levels of the burrow. There, the Eskimos begin work constructing, maintaining, and repairing the sentient machinery. Due to the Eskimo's infinite knowledge, they are constantly filled with anguish knowing that their lives are miserable and empty, and they have no way of escaping off of the island. But the A.I government still insists they keep sacrificing their newborns for their knowledge, mostly because the Eskimos would not know how to build and repair them without it. In stark contrast to Eskimo life, Machine life is social and vibrant. The machines are able to easily communicate with other nations and form alliances, and have great influence over the global politics of Awesome Planet. Eskimos are not recruited into the Cthountry National Army; it is manpowered mainly by wardrones and naval machines. After their work day is up, each Eskimo is given 20 metal drams, which can be exchanged for a fish ration. The Eskimos then return to their dwellings for a three hour rest period before their next shift starts.

## Military Stats

Global Rank: #1

Forces: Robotic drones, automated naval ships, automated aircraft, automated artillery, automated tanks

12 million active drone fleet members

3,802 Robotic naval warships

953 Bomber aircraft

209 Grounded robotic tank units

233,117 Robotic active ground units (general)

439 Rocket Propellers

4,986 Nuclear Warheads

The Cthountry National Army dominates naval and aerial combat, but lacks firepower in ground combat.

## Trivia

- While Brufun'ny is considered to technically be Cthountry's capital, it is actually the name of the machine designed to manage and distribute fish rations.

-Through their infinite knowledge, the Eskimos have full knowledge that the machines eventually plan to eradicate them, but there is nothing they can do about it.

-A.Is are kinda fucking dicks TBH

-No one truly knows if the Eskimos are real or not, as their only evidence of existing is the A.I telling us that they exist

-No historical dates have ever been officially recognized or proven throughout the history of Cthountry

-Eskimos cannot speak due to their severe autism

## Gallery

Flag of the nation of Cthountry. The flag holds no intrinsic meaning as it was procedurally generated by an A.IAn Image depicting the Cthountry tundra before it was destroyed by the sprawl of machinery.A small drone fleet in the National Army of CthountryAn image depicting the dwellings of 50-60 Eskimos in Cthountry