Goudar the Grotesque

Goudar the Grostique

### Motives?

Be an annoying fuck (ongoing, succeeding)Obtain the tetrahedron of ***echo*** (ongoing)

## Biological

### Reprod. lv / tendency(?)

22.7 (Low, but not insignificant)

Goudar the Grotesque, or beter known as the Gouda Boye, is a being that appears to be made out of bland-reality gouda cheese. He also claims to be the "essence of disintegration" and "poorly embodied," the latter of which makes much more sense.

The squad first encountered him moments before they where about to make amendments with the L***E***ader of the ***EE***poles. He shot the L***E***ader in the forehead, but thanks to Lbp's quick counteraction, the Gouda boye was successfully neutralized and the L***E***ader survived the gunshot wound. He wasn't seen for a while afterward.

He was later seen when ***the\_hooded\_man*** politely requested to talk with both Lbp and r4i, ambushing the latter two. Lþ tried to scronch him but it worked to no avail. Due to his nature, it seems dimensionally scronching him only sends him to the void (which the normal scronch does anyway), causing it to be useless as he can immediately return. He can also create large amounts of cheese that can harden in chr.eggseconds, as demonstrated when he pinned down r4 with said material due to him interrupting his unoriginal remark.

Eventually, ***the\_hooded\_man*** stopped him in his tracks by somehow paralyzing him, slicing him into various parts, and decapitating him, all without moving. Or, at least it was thought he did stop him that time, but he had to orguchorge the Gouda boye to stop him.

He wasn't seen again until the gang faced T̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷ , shortly after ***The\_hooded\_man*** banished the latter. He was causing mischief and opened a white hole to expel a mob of entities known as **the\_feral\_grapes**. They were defeated and Goudar was put in his place, or so the squad thought.

Once again, he was encountered, and this time with a thirst for vengeance. He was accidentally released by the birbized r4i and he was shown to have not forgiven his previous banishment to the void. To satiate his anger a little, he took out a clump of material called Uurbiflucilate, something made with his own hands for the sole purpose of weakening k'onians and disabling their technology, and threw it near some of the eyes of k'onius. Having neutralized a big threat, he shifted attention to lbp, displayed the ability to merge with the ***အတိုင်းအတာ၏စားချင်သောသူ၏ပ*** (and later material darkness),and fought for a while a somewhat mundane scronching battle with lþ, only to retreat in frustration.

## Trivia

* He is mainly composed of what appears to be bland reality gouda cheese, but quantities of other cheeses have been traced from his body. Said cheeses include, but are not limited to:

Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Avaxtskyr
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Bandal
Banon
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Beer Cheese
Bergader
Bleu d'Auvergne
Bleu de Gex
Bleu de Laqueuille
Bleu Des Causses
Blue Castello
Bonchester
Bosworth
Bougon
Boursault
Boursin
Bouyssou
Breakfast Cheese
Brebis du Lavort
Brebis du Lochois
Brebis du Puyfaucon
Bresse Bleu
Brie
Brie de Meaux
Brie de Melun
Brin d' Amour
Brin d'Amour
Brinza (Burduf Brinza)
Briquette de Brebis
Broccio
Broccio Demi-Affine
Brousse du Rove
Brusselae Kaas (Fromage de Bruxelles)
Bryndza
Buchette d'Anjou
Butte
Button (Innes)
Buxton Blue
Cabecou
Caboc
Cachaille
Caciocavallo
Caciotta
Camembert de Normandie
Caprice des Dieux
Capricorn Goat
Caravane
Carre de l'Est
Cashel Blue
Castelo Branco
Cathelain
Cendre d'Olivet
Cerney
Chabichou
Chabichou du Poitou
Chabis de Gatine
Chaource
Cheese stick cheese
Cheeese stick cheese
Civray
Coeur de Camembert au Calvados
Coeur de Chevre
Cold Pack
Cooleney
Cornish Pepper
Cottage Cheese
Cottage Cheese (Australian)
Coulommiers
Cream Cheese
Crema Agria
Crema Mexicana
Creme Fraiche
Crottin du Chavignol
Cuajada
Cure Nantais
Daralagjazsky
Delice des Fiouves
Dessertnyj Belyj
Dolcelatte
Doppelrhamstufel
Dreux a la Feuille
Dunbarra
Emlett
Evansdale Farmhouse Brie
Explorateur
Farmer
Feta
Figue
Fin-de-Siecle
Finn
Fleur du Maquis
Flor de Guia
Flower Marie
Fondant de Brebis
Fontainebleau
Fougerus
Fourme de Haute Loire
Fresh Mozzarella
Fresh Ricotta
Frinault
Fromage Corse
Fromage Frais
Fruit Cream Cheese
Galette du Paludier
Galette Lyonnaise
Gastanberra
Golden Cross
Gorgonzola
Grand Vatel
Grataron d' Areches
Gratte-Paille
Greuilh
Gris de Lille
Guerbigny
Hereford Hop
Humboldt Fog
I' Blu
Idaho Goatster
Idiazábal
Il Boschetto al Tartufo
Imokilly Regato
Impromptu
Infossato
Innes Brick
Innes Button
Innes Log
Inverness
Iris
I' Rugoso
Isabirra
I' Serbo
Island Brebis
Island Bries
Isle of Man Cracked Peppercorn
Isle of Man Mature Cheddar
Isle of Man Mild Cheddar
Jubilee Blue
Kenafa
Kernhem
Kervella Affine
King Island Cape Wickham Brie
Klosterkaese
Kugelkase
L'Aveyronnais
L'Ecir de l'Aubrac
La Taupiniere
La Vache Qui Rit
Le Lacandou
Le Roule
Lebbene
Limburger
Lingot Saint Bousquet d'Orb
Little Rydings
Lyonnais
Macconais
Mahoe Aged Gouda
Maredsous
Margotin
Mascarpone
Mascarpone (Australian)
Mascarpone Torta
Metton (Cancoillotte)
Mine-Gabhar
Mothais a la Feuille
Mozzarella
Mozzarella di Bufala
Mozzarella Fresh, in water
Mozzarella Rolls
Munster
Mycella
Myzithra
Nantais
Niolo
Naboulsi
Natural Chevre
Natural Smoked Van Gogh Gouda
Nettle Meadow Kunik
Nettles Gone Wild
Neufchatel
Neufchatel
Neufchatel (Australian)
New Moon
Nicasio Reserve
Nicasio Square
Niolo
Nocciolino
Nocciolo
Nocturne
Nokkelost
Northumberland
Noyan
Nut Rebel
Olivet au Foin
Olivet Cendre
P'tit Berrichon
Palet de Babligny
Panela
Pannerone
Pant ys Gawn
Pate de Fromage
Patefine Fort
Pave d'Affinois
Pave de Chirac
Peekskill Pyramid
Pelardon des Cevennes
Pelardon des Corbieres
Pencarreg
Petit-Suisse
Picodon de Chevre
Pithtviers au Foin
Plateau de Herve
Poivre d'Ane
Pouligny-Saint-Pierre
Pourly
Prince-Jean
Provel
Pyramide
Quark
Quark (Australian)
Quatre-Vents
Quercy Petit
Queso Blanco
Queso de Murcia
Queso del Montsec
Queso Fresco
Queso Fresco (Adobera)
Queso Jalapeno
Queso Quesadilla
Regal de la Dombes
Requeson
Richelieu
Ricotta
Ricotta (Australian)
Rigotte
Romans Part Dieu
Rouleau De Beaulieu
Rustinu
Saga
Saint-Marcellin
Scamorza
Selles sur Cher
Selva
Serra da Estrela
Sharpam
Sirene
Somerset Brie
Soumaintrain
Sussex Slipcote
Taupiniere
Telemea
Texas Goat Cheese
Timboon Brie
Tomme des Chouans
Torta del Casar
Trois Cornes De Vendee
Truffe
Tupi
Tymsboro
Ubriaco alla Birra
Ubriaco all'Amarone
Ubriaco al Prosecco
Ubriaco di Nero D'avola
Ubriaco di Raboso
Ubriaco di Zibibbo
Ubriaco Rosso
Ulloa
Up In Smoke
Urdă
Vacherin-Fribourgeois
Valencay
Venaco
Vendomois
Vieux Corse
Vignotte
Vulscombe
Washed Rind Cheese (Australian)
Weichkaese
Whitestone Farmhouse
Woodside Cabecou
Xynotyro
Yarra Valley Black Savourine
Yarra Valley Pyramid
Yarg Cornish
Yorkshire Blue
Za'atar Burrata
Zamorano
Zanetti Grana Padano
Zanetti Parmigiano Reggiano
Zartschmelzend, Kräftig Würziger Rahm-Hartkäse
Zelu Koloria
Zigljen Iz Extra Mature
Zigljen Iz Mosta
Zimbro

* He has a sense of humor about as bland as the 3rd dimenshone.
* Goudar is the way he is due to opposition to some sort of intergalactic government that killed his pet a few years ago.
* He secretly likes caviar and ero-guro.

* He is implied to know some degree of chemistry, for he made a synthetic material by scratch with custom properties.