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Atletico Madrid

**Club Atlético de Madrid**, S.A.D. (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈkluβ aˈtletiko ðe maˈðɾið]; meaning "Athletic Club of Madrid"), commonly referred to as Atlético de Madrid in English or simply as Atlético, Atléti, or Atleti, is a Spanish professional football club based in Madrid, that play in La Liga. The club play their home games at the Wanda Metropolitano Stadium, which has a capacity of 68,456.

In terms of league titles won, Atlético Madrid are the third most successful club in Spanish football – behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Atlético have won La Liga on 10 occasions, including a league and cup double in 1996; the Copa del Rey on 10 occasions; two Supercopas de España, one Copa Presidente FEF and one Copa Eva Duarte; in Europe, they won the European Cup Winners' Cup in 1962, were runners-up in 1963 and 1986, were UEFA Champions League runners-up in 1974, 2014and 2016, won the Europa League in 2010, 2012 and 2018, and won the UEFA Super Cup in 2010, 2012 and 2018 as well as the 1974 Intercontinental Cup.

Atlético's home kit is red and white vertical striped shirts, blue shorts, and blue and red socks. This combination has been used since 1911. Throughout their history the club has been known by a number of nicknames, including Los Colchoneros ("The Mattress Makers"), due to their first team stripes being the same colours as traditional mattresses. During the 1970s, they became known as Los Indios, which some attribute to the club's signing several South American players after the restrictions on signing foreign players were lifted. However, there are a number of alternative theories which claim they were named so because their stadium was "camped" on the river bank, or because Los Indios (The Indians) were the traditional enemy of Los Blancos (The Whites), which is the nickname of the club's city rivals, Real Madrid. Felipe VI, the king of Spain, has been the honorary president of the club since 2003.

The club co-owned the Indian Super League (ISL) franchise in Kolkata, formerly named Atlético de Kolkata, which won the competition twice, but in 2017 Atlético decided to end its franchise partnership with the ISL club due to broken commitments. Atlético also co-owns Liga MX club Atlético San Luis, and the Canadian Premier League side Atlético Ottawa.

## Squad

**GK:**

.1 Ivo Grbic (Croatian)

.13 Jan Oblak (Slovenian)

.31 Miguel San Roman (Spanish)

**DF**

.18 Felipe (Brazilian)

.2 Jose Maria Gimenez (Uruguayan)

.22 Mario Hermoso (Spanish)

.12 Renan Lodi (Brazilian)
Felipe

**Felipe Augusto de Almeida Monteiro** (born 16 May 1989), known simply as **Felipe** or **Felipe Monteiro**, is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a centre back for Spanish club Atlético Madrid and the Brazil national team.

Felipe began his career with União Mogi and was loaned to Bragantino before joining Corinthians in 2012. He played 109 times for the club, winning honours including the 2012 FIFA Club World Cup and the 2015 Campeonato Brasileiro Série A. In 2016, he joined Porto, where he won a Primeira Liga title in 2018 before being signed by Atlético Madrid a year later.
C.A Osasuna

**Club Atlético Osasuna** (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈkluβ atˈletiko osaˈsuna], *Osasuna Athletic Club*), or simply **Osasuna**, is a Spanish football team based in Pamplona, Navarre.

Founded on 24 October 1920, the club currently plays in La Liga, holding home games at the 18,375-capacity El Sadar Stadium. The team's regular home kit is a red shirt with navy blue shorts. Osasuna is one of just four professional Spanish clubs to be owned by their members with an elected president.

Osasuna is the sole Navarrese club to have played in La Liga. Although the club has never won a national trophy it reached the Copa del Rey final in 2005. The best league finishes were fourth in La Liga in 1991 and 2006.

"Los Rojillos" is the club nickname, meaning "The Reds". The word "*osasuna*" means "health" in Basque, used in a sense of "strength" or "vigour". For different reasons, rivalries exist between Osasuna and Real Zaragoza, Real Madrid, and some Basque clubs, particularly Athletic Bilbao.

Osasuna has a cantera which has produced several successful players similar to other clubs in the greater Basque region.
Villerreal CF

**Villarreal Club de Fútbol, S.A.D.** (Valencian: *Vila-real Club de Futbol, S.A.D.*), usually abbreviated to **Villarreal CF** or just **Villarreal**, is a Spanish professional football club based in Villarreal that plays in La Liga, the top flight of Spanish football.

Founded in 1923, the club spent much of its history in the lower divisions of Spanish football, and only made their La Liga debut in 1998. In the 21st century, Villarreal gained some league stability, and the club made its first appearance in the UEFA Champions League in 2005. The club also appeared in the UEFA Europa League during this time, but sustained relegation in 2012, quickly rebounding and becoming a stable top division club.

The club is nicknamed *El Submarí Groguet* or *El Submarino Amarillo* (Yellow Submarine) due to its yellow home kit, and due to being a low-profile team compared to Real Madrid, Barcelona, Atlético Madrid, and regional rivals Valencia. They play their home games at the Estadio de la Cerámica, and have been touted as an example of a small, but successful club.
Datte Atashino Hero

**Datte Atashino Hero (だってアタシのヒーロー。)** is a song by LiSA and was used as the 3rd ending of My Hero Academia.

## Japanese Lyrics

キミが 諦めるトコ 浮かばないけど

ナニモナイ ナサケナイ っていう日も

あるんでしょう

人生に 一度のような 努力の瞬間を

いくつも 迎えちゃいそうなら 見ていたいんだよ

"一生" が一個だって "一緒に" をいくらでも

なんにもないアタシに 意味をくれた 最強だ

フレーって フレーって

何度も言わせる なんていう才能?

ずっと立ち向かってよ 勇気をくれてるよ

フレーって フレーって

ちっぽけ全てが叫んでる

その目を見てれば アタシも走れる

最高のフィナーレを 刻んでみてよ

少し冒険しようか このままでいいか

ナヤマシイ モドカシイ って迷いも

あるでしょう?

千年に一人のような センスがなくたって

アタシや 君だけのゴールを 見てみたいよね

どんなに世界が わからず屋ばっかでも

アタシはキミという わからず屋の味方

フレーって フレーって

何百マイルも届けよう

ずっと走るために 立ち止まってもいいよ

フレーって フレーって

大きなエールが花開く

いつもの奇跡を 世界に見せてよ

ワクワクが待ってる 未来へ行こうよ

たくさんの失敗談を (Wow-oh-oh フレーッ フレーッ フレーッ)

愛せなかった自分を (Wow-oh-oh フレーッ フレーッ フレーッ)

抱きしめたら 最強だ

触れて 触れてないけど

分かるよ そのチカラ

目の前の壁の 向こうで笑おうよ

フレーって フレーって

何度も言わせる なんていう才能?

ずっと立ち向かってよ 勇気をくれてるよ

フレーって フレーって

ちっぽけ全てが叫んでる

その目を見てれば アタシも走れる

その目の中 アタシも走ってく

最高のフィナーレを 刻んでみてよ

だって アタシのヒーロー
Granada C.F

**Granada Club de Fútbol, S.A.D.** (Spanish pronunciation: [gɾaˈnaða ˈkluβ ðe ˈfuðβol]), known simply as **Granada**, is a Spanish football club in the city of Granada, in the autonomous community of Andalusia. Its main shareholder is the Chinese company Desport, and its president Jiang Lizhang. The football club was founded on 14 April 1931 with the name of *Club Recreativo de Granada*, it plays in La Liga. The club plays its home matches at the Nuevo Estadio de Los Cármenes.

Since 17 July 2020 the Club is located at position 22 of the historical points classification of the First Division, and 20 of the historical First Division number of seasons classification, where it has participated in 25 seasons and finished in sixth place twice. The Granada was the Copa del Rey runner-up in 1959. During the 2019–20 season, Granada was a Copa del Rey semifinalist, removing the last season champion Valencia CF among others. The club finished the 2019–20 season with a historic 4-0 win over Athletic Club which allowed its first time classification to play the UEFA Europa League in history.
La Liga Wiki

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Elche F.C

**Elche Club de Fútbol, S.A.D.** (Valencian: *Elx Club de Futbol, S.A.D.*), is a Spanish football team based in Elx, Province of Alacant, in the Valencian Community. Founded in 1923, the club plays in La Liga, holding home matches at *Estadio Manuel Martínez Valero*, with a capacity of 33,732 seats.

Founded in 1923 as the result of a merger between all of the town's clubs, Elche entered the league system in 1929, reaching Segunda División in 1934 and La Liga in 1959, finishing fifth in the latter tournament in 1963–64. It was runner-up in the Copa del Rey in 1969. It has been the first and only club in the history of La Liga to be relegated due to unpaid tax debts in the 2014–15 season. Elche returned to La Liga 2020-21 after being promoted to La Liga Smartbank and La Liga in the last three seasons.
Sevilla FC

**Sevilla Fútbol Club** (Spanish pronunciation: [seˈβiʎa ˈfuðβol ˈkluβ]), is a Spanish professional football club based in Seville, the capital and largest city of the autonomous community of Andalusia, Spain. It plays in Spanish football's top flight, La Liga. Sevilla is one of the most successful clubs at the European level, winning the UEFA Europa League six times, more than any other European club. It is Spain's oldest sporting club solely devoted to football. The club was formed on 25 January 1890, with the Scottish born Edward Farquharson Johnston as their first president. On 14 October 1905, the club's articles of association were registered in the Civil Government of Seville under the presidency of the Jerez-born José Luis Gallegos Arnosa.

Sevilla FC is also the most successful club in Andalusia, winning a national league title in 1945–46, five Spanish Cups (1935, 1939, 1948, 2007 and 2010), one Spanish Super Cup (2007), a record six UEFA Cups/UEFA Europa Leagues (2006, 2007, 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2020) and the 2006 UEFA Super Cup. They were also designated by the International Federation of Football History & Statistics as the World's best club in 2006 and 2007, thus being the first club to achieve this distinction in two consecutive years.

Its youth team Sevilla Atlético, founded in 1958, currently play in Segunda División B. The club is affiliated to a side in Puerto Rico of the same name. Other clubs related to Sevilla FC include their women's team, futsal team, and former Superleague Formula team.

The club's home ground is the 43,883-seat Ramón Sánchez Pizjuán Stadium. It is located in the neighborhood of Nervión, Seville, and owes its name to Ramón Sánchez Pizjuan, who was Sevilla FC's president for 17 years.
Real Betis

**Real Betis Balompié, S.A.D.**, commonly referred to as **Real Betis** (pronounced [reˈal ˈβetis]) or **Betis**, is a Spanish professional football club based in Seville in the autonomous community of Andalusia. Founded on 12 September 1907, it plays in La Liga, having won the Segunda División in the 2014–15 season. It holds home games at Estadio Benito Villamarín in the south of the city with 60,720-seat capacity.

Real Betis won the league title in 1935 and the Copa del Rey in 1977 and 2005. Given the club's tumultuous history and many relegations, its motto is *¡Viva el Betis manque (aunque) pierda!* ("Long live Betis even when they lose!").
Say It

Standing in the open light
Within the swelter of the night
I found myself staring at you
And every time our fingers touched
I felt like it would be too much
And too little to hang onto

I cannot fall in love with you
I cannot feel this way so soon, so soon
I cannot be this way with you
I cannot fall in love with you

I knew it when you looked my way
That I'd be begging you to stay
I couldn't say it to myself
I couldn't say it
I felt it burning in the way
I held on when you pulled away
I couldn't say it to myself
I couldn't say it to myself
I couldn't say it
I couldn't say it
I couldn't say it
I couldn't say it

And every evening, every time
I keep replaying in my mind
And wondering if you do the same
And if it makes you lose your breath
And if it makes you just forget
That all of it's a bit insane

I cannot fall in love with you
I cannot feel this way so soon, so soon
I cannot be this way with you
I cannot fall in love with you

I knew it when you looked my way
That I'd be begging you to stay
I couldn't say it to myself
I couldn't say it
I felt it burning in the way
I held on when you pulled away
I couldn't say it to myself
I couldn't say it
I knew it when you looked my way
That I'd be begging you to stay
I couldn't say it to myself
I felt it burning in the way
I held on when you pulled away

I couldn't say it to myself
Levante U.D

**Levante Unión Deportiva, S.A.D.** (Spanish: [leˈβante uˈnjon depoɾˈtiβa], Valencian: *Llevant Unió Esportiva* [ʎeˈvant uˈnjo espoɾˈtiva]) is a Spanish football club in Valencia, in the namesake autonomous community.

Founded on 9 September 1909, it plays in La Liga, holding home games at Ciutat de Valencia Stadium.
Overall Progression

This is a brief list of the more obvious quests available currently in the Magician's Vale.

Remember, there's much more out in the wilds than is listed here. Even just setting the goal of exploring an area can turn up new and unanticipated adventure. The adventure is in your hands!

## Available Quests

The kind of stuff you'd hear about as soon as you set foot in town. The exact quests may come and go, but there will always be at least 3 for players to choose from.

* Explore! Head in a direction and explore the surroundings. If you spend enough time, you're sure to uncover something interesting.
* The old Merchant's District of Krell Durok is inhabited, but the rest of the city is crawling with undead. Liberate the city and reclaim it for the living!
* Krell Durok was once a bright shining city in an age long past. What caused the fall of the society of mages long ago?

## Business Enterprises

Krell Durok is starting to grow. A few bold entrepreneurs are setting up shop in town, but they need things to really start off their business.

* The group of adventurers have a guild hall! The problem is that it's a freaking dump. Who knows what some money and hard work will achieve?
* Rafaam is starting a shop in town to sell random items; who knows what he'll buy or sell?
* Lalala is training to make Healing Potions for everyone, but she needs two things; Materials and Training. She knows who can get her both of those, and she'll need some extra hands to get to that help.
* Arti Dium has the ability to infuse and make magic items. At the moment though, he needs a place to work and materials. Finding a place for him to set up might yield some interesting upgrades.

## Hanging Threads

Other groups found some stuff, but... who knows what they missed?

* To the North East of the city, A giant tree was discovered and seemed to bring Leslie back from death. What mysterious power does this tree have and where did it come from?
* Within Krell Durok there has been a Teleportation Circle found within the Religious District. Could there be more of them within the city and around the Vale?

## Rumors

People talk. Sometimes what they say is true... sometimes it's not. These rumors are all GM-sanctioned, but they're still rumors--they're not all guaranteed to be true, or current. EXPLORE!

## Completed

A brief description of successfully completed quests.
Katriana Von Sylvalor

### Description

Katriana is a tall Half-Elf with white shoulder length hair that is usually kept in a ponytail with a few strands to frame her face. Her elven lineage allots her a longer lifespan, therefore giving her an appearance of being in her early 30s. She is usually seen in her tavern attire consisting of a simple white shirt, brown pants and boots, and a leather apron for easy storage of coin and cleaning cloths.

### Stats

* **Class:** NPC
* **Race:** Half-Elf
* **Level:** ??
* **Alignment:** ??
Krell Durok

**Krell Durok** is the capital city of civilization in the Magician's Vale, built on the ruins of a former mageocracy.

## **City Description**

Rosohna, meaning "Last Bastion" in Dwarven, is an incredible, vast metropolis, alight with thousands of little pale lantern glows. Stone, metal, and dark clay make up all the structures, in various sizes and shapes, some of which are repurposed ruins of old that have been built upon and refurbished. Bonfires are lit in some of the streets, giving distinct orange that break up the rest of the pale, eerie lights. The extended wards of the city extend from the center castle and are separated in to quarters. They are surrounded by large 15-foot barriers.

### **Main Castle**

In the center of the city, on a large hill, stands the Main Castle. More is to be discovered here...

### **Religious district**

The Religious district is a place of worship of all the prime deities in one place. The entire district is set up with unity in mind where all the chapels of the deities face towards a central point in the district to symbolize unity of all 12 deities.

### **Military district**

The Military district has yet to be fully explored. More information will become available as it is explored...

## **Society**

### **Demographics**

The population of Krell Durok is an absolute menagerie of individuals of all races, backgrounds, and professions. There is no governing body, and everyone who lives here is just using the buildings to barely survive.
Ogham Hammerhand

### Appearance

Ogham Hammerhand is typical for dwarves - short, stout, and hairy. The dwarf 's long, black hair hung behind his head where it was tied into a single pony-tail and hung well past his shoulders. Ogham's beard hung in several thick braids, two of them ornamented with silver clasps to bind them near the ends and simple silver rings down the length. His mouth was barely visible beneath all that hair, and drinking would typically leave him with a foamy beard.

Beneath the heavy armor he was typically found in, the dwarf had broad shoulders and a stout frame. A powerful and muscular body was hidden beneath the layers of leather and mail, showing that this dwarf was in peak physical condition with a form made for war. Scars were scattered across his body in various spots.

### History

Ogham Hammerhand, sometimes known as Ham-Ham, was a former noble in a prominent dwarven house. The Hammerhand house was known in their province to be both honorable and noble, though not ambitious enough to seek any real power for themselves over the people. They were the epitome of a righteous and noble house that served its people first and foremost. Ogham, however, was second born of the family and was not destined to lead the house.

Unlike the rest of his family, however, Ogham suffered from jealousy at times and living in the constant shadow of his elder brother had gotten the best of him. In one of Ogham's fits of jealousy after a particularly long night of drinking, Ogham got into a fight with his elder brother and murdered him. Given the status of the family and his history of lawfulness and philanthropy, Ogham was sentenced to a exiled under threat of execution if he ever attempted to return.

Ogham eventually found himself in the ass end of the world, trying to redeem himself in action in the West Marches.

### Stats

* **Class:** Paladin
* **Race:** Mountain Dwarf
* **Level:** 1
Cadiz CF

**Cádiz Club de Fútbol, S.A.D.**, known simply as **Cádiz**, is a professional football club based in Cádiz, Andalusia, Spain. Founded in 1910, it plays in La Liga, holding home games at Estadio Ramón de Carranza, with a 20,724-seat capacity.

Slavadoran legend Mágico González played for the club during the 1980s/1990s, and is widely recognized as the greatest player to have ever played for the team.

Between 1929 and 1977, Cádiz either played in the second or third tier of Spanish football. In 1977, promotion to La Liga was achieved for the first time in the club’s history. Since then Cádiz has played twelve seasons in total in the first tier, as well as spending several in the second level.
Jim Hayford

**James Timon "Jim" Hayford** was the secret first child of John and Maria Hayford and older brother of Jack Hayford. When he was four years old, while his mother was pregnant with Jack, Jim ran off after getting yelled at by his dad but eventually could not find his way home. For his childhood and then teen years, Jim lived in foster homes all over the country until he became an adult and was forced to leave. For the next three years he lived in an extremely poor neighborhood in a city before finding out in early 2022 that his parents had been murdered twelve years ago and that Jack had now acquired all of their funds. Desperate for the money, Jim located Jack and introduced himself, appearing as the long-lost brother when in reality Jim's plan from the get-go was to kill Jack and take all the money. Later that year, Jack found out Jim's true intention; when Jim finally attempted to kill Jack, a fight ensued ending with Jim being killed by his younger brother.
Fun With Names: Indiana!

**Fun With Names: Indiana** is the one-hundred and twenty-fifth episode of Welcome to the Table, posted on August 21, 2021.

## Synopsis

Indiana decides it's city names on a whim, based on various questionable factors.

## Transcript

*To see this episode's transcript, please see Fun With Names: Indiana!/Transcript.*

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to have a version on Youtube Shorts.
Bromigo's West Marches Wiki

## The LEAGUE's Adventures in Krell Durok

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Deportivo Alaves

**Deportivo Alavés, S.A.D.** (Spanish pronunciation: [depoɾˈtiβo alaˈβes]; *Sporting Alavés*), usually abbreviated to **Alavés**, is a Spanish football club based in Vitoria-Gasteiz, Álava, in the autonomous community of the Basque Country. Founded on 1 July 1920 as **Sport Friends Club**, it plays in the highest football category of The Liga Nacional de Fútbol Profesional, La Liga, since the 2016–17 season.

It is recognized as the third most successful team in the Basque Country following Athletic Club of Bilbao and Real Sociedad de Futbol of San Sebastián. Its biggest success was in 2001 when, in the year of its debut in European competition, it was one of the finalists in the 2001 UEFA Cup Final against Liverpool, being defeated 5–4 by golden goal. In 2017, the club reached the final of the Copa del Rey, losing out 3–1 to Barcelona.

The team's home kit is blue and white-striped shirt, blue shorts and white socks. It holds home matches at the 19,840-seater Mendizorrotza Stadium and uses other facilities located in Ibaia dedicated to training
Athletic Bilbao

**Athletic Club**, commonly known as Athletic Bilbao or just Athletic (Basque: Bilboko Athletic Kluba / Spanish: Athletic Club de Bilbao), is a Spanish professional football club based in the city of Bilbao in the Basque Country in Spain. They are known as Los Leones (The Lions) because their stadium was built near a church called San Mamés (Saint Mammes). Mammes was an early Christian thrown to the lions by the Romans. Mammes pacified the lions and was later made a saint. The team plays its home matches at the San Mamés Stadium. Its home colours are red and white-striped shirts with black shorts.

Athletic have won La Liga on eight occasions, fourth most in the history of the league. In the table of Copa del Rey titles, Athletic is second only to Barcelona, having won it 23 times. It is also the most successful Basque football club in both league and cup titles won. The club also has one of the most successful women's teams in Spain, which has won five championships in the Primera División Femenina.

The club is one of three founding members of the Primera División that have never been relegatedfrom the top division since its inception in 1929, the others being Real Madrid and Barcelona. These three clubs, along with Osasuna, are the only four professional clubs in Spain that are not sports corporations; instead they are owned and operated by club members. Athletic's main rivals are Real Sociedad, against whom it contests the Basque derby, and Real Madrid, due to sporting and political rivalry. At various points in the club's history, further Basque league derbies have been contested against Alavés, Eibar and Osasuna.

The club is known for its cantera policy of bringing young Basque players through the ranks, as well as recruiting players from other Basque clubs. Athletic's official policy is to sign players native to or trained in football in the greater Basque Country, which includes Biscay, Gipuzkoa, Álava and Navarre (in Spain); and Labourd, Soule and Lower Navarre (in France). Since 1912, Athletic has played exclusively with players meeting its own criteria to be deemed as Basque. This can be seen as a unique case in European football; it has gained Athletic both admirers and critics. The club has been praised for promoting home grown players and club loyalty. The rule does not apply to coaching staff, with several examples of non-Basques both from Spain and abroad having coached the first team.

Despite the implications of the name 'Athletic Club' in English, and unlike some of the other major Spanish teams which have several departments, it is not a multi-sport club, participating only in football, although sections for cycling and others existed prior to the Spanish Civil War in the 1930s.
Travelers

## caption

### Former Leaders

Alex, The First Traveler
Traveler Clone
Ace, The Third Traveler
The Traveler (Perfect World)

## Members

### Current

Ace
Kenny Grant
Max Grant
Faran
Cian
Anthony
Code
Sam Madison
Hima
Sophia

### Deceased

Alex, The First Traveler
Traveler Clone
Ace, The Third Traveler
The Traveler (Perfect World)
Tahriz
Hiruni (first timeline)
Valentina

### Former

Jackie
Izzy
Shawn
Ezra
Alex (opposite earth)
Kenny (opposite Earth)
Hiruni (second timeline)
Mila

**The Travelers** is a group of multiverse-traveling superheroes
Humans

This is the most diverse and common race. They populate most lands and control all of it, or at least they think they do. They are so varied and wide that their appearance and their lifestyles are as different as their names and as different as the days of the year.

Hunters – These humans know all about the supernatural and they seek to kill them all in the name of protecting humanity. They have learned their secrets in the attempt to know their weakness’s.

Cultist – The hunters try to kill the supernatural where as the cultists desire to serve them. Cultists believe that supernaturals are the things of gods even creating religions in their names. Serving them cultists hope they will be granted the blessings of monsters.
Mr. Handsome, Jr.

### Description

A posh looking high elf who walks confidently and seems to view others as below him. He's almost comically posh, as though he is a poor man's idea of what a rich man would be. Excessive frillery on his clothing, gaudy jewelry and rings which on close inspection are knock-offs and fakes, and an exaggerated bearing. Mr. Handsome went great lengths to appear like he was a class above the rest, being extra meticulous about cleaning himself of dirt.

### History

Mr. Handsome, Jr. is somewhat of an enigma, being the only son of Mr. Handsome, Sr. The two are practiced con artists and smooth talkers, or at least they believe themselves to be smooth. Sometimes they are, but other times they tend to be far too over the top and their attempts at flattery and embellishment fall short of commoners. The two are far more versed in persuading nobility and the wives of wealthy merchants and landlords.

Mr. Handsome, Sr. disappeared long ago under mysterious circumstances, and Mr. Handsome, Jr. has committed himself finding out what has happened to his father as his finances allow it. His finances currently do not allow him to explore freely and investigate, so he has committed himself to finding work and establishing himself as a member of the upper class in the West Marches. Although he sees the city as a hole in the ground only a mere step up from a mudpit, there is great potential and he would be on the forefront of development.

### Progression

Mr. Handsome, Jr. is a later addition to the city and is infrequently in the guild house. When he is, he typically spends his time complaining about the current state of the place seeing as it is quite a mess. He prefers lodging in the tavern where his attempts to smooth talk Kat typically do not go over well. Mr. Handsome, Jr. is a self-appointed leader of the guild, even if none of the others see it that way and likely never will, and refers to the other members as his employees.

He has joined the guild on a number of adventures.

##### Week 2

His first adventure was to fetch water for the town, where he helped his 'employees' fight a group of gnolls who attacked them in attempts to take the water. Mr. Handsome managed the collection of water, as well as requesting aid from his deity the Archfey in order to save the life of a companion.

##### Week 3

His second adventure sent him deeper into the city following a newcomer who was a warforged artificer apparently from the distant past. They ended up fighting off several undead including an ogre, discovering the symbol of a necromancer on them. They later went to a religious district and uncovered what seemed to be remnants of a teleportation circle surrounded in draconic runes, so Mr. Handsome, Jr. spent his next week carousing around town to see if he could find any information about a linked teleportation circle in the safe area of town. While he didn't find the location, Mr. Handsome managed to make contacts around town and convinced others to help him find it.

### Stats

* **Class:** Warlock
* **Race:** High Elf
* **Level:** 2
* **Alignment:** Lawful Neutral
The Statehouse ep. 1: Welcome Home

**The Statehouse ep. 1: Welcome Home** is the first episode of The Statehouse, posted on September 4, 2020.

## Synopsis

The states undergo their transition into living in a house together, with DC taking the lead and the 50 states throwing him off-guard.

## Transcript

*To see this episode's transcript, please see The Statehouse ep. 1: Welcome Home/Transcript.*

## Trivia

* This is the first episode of The Statehouse.
	+ As such, this is the first appearance in The Statehouse for Alaska, California, Colorado, DC, Florida, Lousiana, New York, Rhode Island, Texas, and Wisconsin.
* This marks the first appearance for Rhode Island in the entire series since Weekly News Recap 6/30 pt. 2.
Haruka Kanata

**Haruka Kanata (遥か彼方)** is a song by Asian Kung-Fu Generation and was used as the 2nd opening of Naruto.

## Japanese Lyrics

踏み込むぜアクセル

駆け引きは無いさ そうだよ

夜をぬける

ねじ込むさ最後に

差し引きゼロさ そうだよ

日々を削る

心をそっと開いてギュっと

引き寄せたら

届くよきっと 伝うよもっと さあ

生き急いで搾り取って

縺れる足 だけど前よりずっとそう 遠くへ

奪い取って掴んだって

君じゃないなら意味は無いのさ

だから もっともっともっと 遥か彼方

踏み込むぜアクセル

駆け引きは無いさ そうだよ

夜をぬける

ねじ込むさ最後に

差し引きゼロさ そうだよ

日々を削る

心をそっと開いてギュっと

引き寄せたら

届くよきっと 伝うよもっと さあ

生き急いで搾り取って

縺れる足 だけど前よりずっとそう 遠くへ

奪い取って掴んだって

君じゃないなら意味は無いのさ

だから 遥か彼方

偽る事に慣れた君の世界を

塗り潰すのさ 白く

白く
Gypsy

These wondering tribes are known for their abilities to tell stories sing songs and dance dances. They’re amazing folks to carry on folk lore and also they’re known for telling what will or what could happen. But beware their anger for their curses will destroy the strongest of enemies.

**Appearance** They wear bright colors and shiny materials. Their dress as shiny and bright as it is entertaining. It’s also useful for their ways of curses.

**Lifestyle** These folks are found in the deserts in the valleys carnivals and sometimes the pirate ships with the barbarians.
Dwarves

These diminutive people are master metal smiths to themselves. Able to make swords and armor better than most they also find themselves able to retrieve the metal they need from the very ground of Zallis. The fires from their forge mountains warm the north and light up the south. Their magic makes them able to make enchanted items of historical quality and power.

**Bergzwerg**

The Bergzwerg live deep in the mountains. Not just high up but IN the mountains. There mines are considered underground cities by scholars all over the world. The part that most scholars fail to document is that most of these city-mines are higher up in elevation then most the races. But no one can argue the things they pull from those massive stone alters are the materials of legend.

**Appearance** These high mountain dwarfs are the most rugged in appearance and dress their heavy beards and heavy leathers and armors are made to survive the deep mountains and deeper mines.

**Lifestyle** Beer and mallets are their common tools. They drink as hard as they work and they brag about

Can only be healed by Dwarven magic Mage magic and Apothecarism.

**Hügel-zwerg**

Forges burning bright fire celebrations and the pounding of hammers. This is the life and world of the Hugel-zwerg. There hammers pound out weapons and armor that become legend as soon as there done. They say that a Hugel-zwerg with a god blessed forge can make four times the armor and weapons a human and his forge can make.

**Appearance** These hill dwellers travel far and wide across the hills and low mountains. Unlike the heavier looking tinker gnomes these dwarves are slightly steampunkish in appearance. With light mechanics in their day to day lives and in their beards.

**Lifestyle** These dwarves have hammers of magic. They make sure to spend hours a day hammering their craft into the books of history while they then spend the nights celebrating their peoples history.

**Talzwerg**

Money these dwarves can make money out of anything. Don’t think because of their look that their not masters of trade. They never walk away from a deal the loser. Some people think they got the upper hand. But then ten favors later and a few extra sales they realize the Talzwerg have managed to walk away with the upper hand.

**Appearance** The most well known and common of the dwarves in man’s world are the lowlanders known as the Talzwerg. Their well trimmed beards and fine clothes dictate their rich merchant ways.

**Lifestyle** These dwarves are shrewd and thrifty dealers. They can make a deal a sword and a party all a good time. Their talents are wide and varied so that they can travel all the lands of men and monsters and fit in.
Barbarians

These hard rugged people are sometimes called barbarians sometimes called northmen sometimes called highlanders. They’re tough and rugged known to fight hard live hard and drink hard. Sometimes they’re known as rugged farmers or warriors or body guards. At times they take jobs on ships with gypsies as pirates.

**Barbarians –** These tribes live in the deep woods of the north. The harsh winters and equally harsh sumers made farming harder. Also because many races use the term “barbarian” as an insult meaning uneducated and backwards not many nobels traveled there meaning there economy was limited. These things made them rely on hunting and tracking. Two skills they excelled at to world wide acclaim.

**Highlanders –** The Highland tribes are named for the mountains they live in. There quite close in most reguards to there barbarian cousins. Though not widely known there good arcitecual builders making long lasting castles and even simple farmhouses. Though sadly there most known and reconisded by the plaid they refer to as tartans and the clothing they call kilts. Though there tradition of tartan kilts is widely used by many races which they should take as a complement.

**Northmen –** Ships are the bloodline for these tribes. Living at the base of the mountain range of there cousins they excel at ship building. Many models of ships that a wide variaty of races use were first built by these tribes. They also started the tradition of carving difftent things into the bow of there ships. Even mages use there ships to inscribe there magical runes and weapons into.

**Appearance** Their rugged hair usually long hair tough leathers and rugged outfits match the hard lives they live. Their wardrobe is meant to survive the hard mountain climates they tend to live in.

**Lifestyle** They take risks and gamble with their lives and others around them at times. If there’s an easy way to do something and a hard way to do something they’ll usually take the hard way.
Zallis Online SL Wiki

= About the World of Zallis =

Enter into a world of dragons and magic. Where Vampires rule the night and Werewolves are common folk. Enter into a world where Dwarves and Fae have something to trade and skills to create. Enter into the World of Zallis, the Gypsy’s are waiting to dance with you, the Barbarians are waiting to test your skills. Come and enjoy as we explore this world together.

Welcome to a fun new game known as “The world of Zallis”. This is a multiuser online game within the virtual world of Second Life. It's operated as a HUD based RPG. The HUD is your interface of which you will use to perform any number of activities within the SL grid. Your HUD will communicate with game servers to make sure your actions go off in the way you hope it will. But because your actions will at times be against other players or the universe it's self you might not always get what you wanted.

That handles in part the HUD part now let us go into the RP part of it. Instead of sitting around a table and saying “my character makes a flowing speech to rally the masses”. This game gives you the chance to be your character and make the speech and by the time you’re done talking they will know that though they can take your life they will know they can never take your freedom. It is a chance to actually and fully get into the persona you’re playing and make it real for yourself and for those around you.

The game that will from now on be referred to as TWZ encourages and actually has some of the rules set up in such a way that parts of the game might be harder but we believe that they will encourage role-play and not roll-play. Also we encourage as well the players to put forth their thoughts and ideas to us. Doing that the game will become yours as well and increase the experience they have playing it. This out of the way let us welcome you to TWZ.

Thank you for joining us,

TWZ staff and

Alan Palo II game creator

Table of contents
Charater creation

The first important thing you must do is get yourself a vision of what and who you want to play. So that your character you make fits the ideals you have for the time you choose to spend with TWZ. The first thing we suggest is to figure out the race you want to play. This is important because it decides what skills you can buy and their costs. If that race has a sub category as Fae have courts vampires have clans and mages have colors you need to pick that at this time as well. These choices must be made at this point in the creation even if you don’t choose to buy any special skills quite yet.

Remember most these races are what they were from birth. So look at the person who brought you in not as the person that "Turned you" as that is only true for some races. Maybe the person that brought you into this version of the game are playing the role of a parent. Or an instructor or trusted guide who has saught to educate and help you.

The next thing to decide is your choice of long term skills. I.e. the skills you want 2 or 3 years down the road. You want to choose this now so that the choices you make now reflect that and help you make that easier later.

The attributes are basic in their meanings and detailed descriptions can be found in the section about game terms. You start with five in every attribute to build your attributes up cost build.

You will notice as you read this site that TWZ has neither levels or classes so the skills attributes and abilities you buy yourself will be all that get you through your time.

You can bring them up later in character creation and after you start playing them with build points and that is explained later in the site plus a plot marshal or other game official would be glad to help you if you need help (I know they will be glad because I told them they will be glad).

After you have done these things get ready to enjoy your time and your experience.
Kinderkin

The diminutive Kinder-Kin closely resemble human children. They are innately curious with little of the natural fear engendered by growing up. They also tend to have an insatiable wanderlust, always wanting to know what something is, what it’s for, etc. One of the first and most common words ever heard from any Kinder-Kin’s mouth is “Why? Coupled with this native curiosity is a clear inability to understand the concept of ownership besides that of possession. They are endlessly “borrowing” things that interest them. Whether it’s from a store shelf or their best friend’s backpack makes no difference to them.

**Appearance**

Kinder-kin appear similar to small children. Their clothing always has large, deep pockets in which any number of oddments can be found.

**Lifestyle**

Kinderkin live the life of eternal children. Wanderlust and a lack of focus often define them.
Adolf Hitler

**Adolf Hitler** was the former dictator of Germany and leader of the Nazi party, as well as being responsible for the outbreak of World War II. Originally, Hitler committed suicide after being cornered by Russian soldiers; however, fate was altered when Hitler was brought to the year 2090 by Travis Lees in an attempt to allow Hitler to complete his takeover of the world. With the help of Neo-Nazis, he took control of the Dreadnought, a nuclear weapon he planned to set off on the planet in order to restart a Nazi-civilization with the survivors. Before he was able to however, Hitler was ambushed and stopped by Jack Hayford and his family/friends, getting killed in the process.

Around a year later, Hitler's ghost was summoned by Manfred Klosser into the latter's body. Now back, he used his spiritual abilities to take control of American military technology and continue his conquest of the world. Hitler was once again challenged by Jack and his allies, resulting in another large-scale battle. Hitler lost a second time when his new body was killed by Jack, sending his soul back into the afterlife.
Mages

These are the sorcerers and wizards of the world. Their quest for the ultimate power is legendary. Their wisdom is unmatched. Leaning one to wonder why they don’t control the world, ….. or do they?

**Appearance** They appear as normal humans though rumors persist that somewhere on their bodies there are magical glyphs marking them to their path.

**Lifestyle** They search for power knowledge and magic. Everything they seek and everything they have they hold to themselves as a secret that they don’t share.

Though great organizations have built up among the mages traditional education in the towers has been the following.

White – Life

Blue – Enchantment

Green – Nature

Yellow – Illusion

Black – Death

Red – Destruction

Purple – Divination

Brown – Protection

Though witches and hedge mages have there own ways of learning and are considered outsiders by traditional mages.
Aquatickin

These races of the deep live in a massive world. Some say the world of the deep has more places to cheack out then the world of air breathers. But then certain wings races point out they can fly more places then the waterborn can.

It’s believed by some that the elemental wars created these races. Others mostly the waterborn discredit these claims. But none can dought that the elemental wars absolutly benifited the denzings of the deep.

**Cecealia –** Cecealia, to be very blunt, are basically like the dark goddess Ursula. They have the tentacles of an octopus or a squid instead of a tail. They usually live in swamps, but some live in the ocean. They make weapons and are NOT friendly. It is extremely rare to find a male Cecealia. They are solitary, basically one per body of water, (except oceans), and dislike both the mermaid race and the others in their race. They are very hostile towards humans for taking their land. Cecealia are deadly in a fight- their tentacles are good for strangling, they are fast as a bullet, rumors say they possess the inking ability, suction from tentacles, and are great at defending their land. They have a diet mainly of fish, but sometimes they eat plants or semi-aquatics like ducks. They have also been rumored to or started rumors that they would eat humans that came too close.

**Lizardmen –** These aquatic warriors are combatings of the deep. There will and arms are strong without equal. No war of the deep has been lost when a majority of these fighters are on the same side.

**Merr –** The blue scalled schollars represent the wisdom of the deep. Where the lizardmen are known for there streangth these honerable people are known for there knowledge.

**Sirens –** Against popular belief, Sirens ARE NOT EVIL. Sure, there a few who have turned bad, but every one of the species has a few of those too. A lot is confused about these creatures, they originated in early mythology, as personnel of Persephone, and when she went missing, Demeter(Persephone’s Mother, the agriculture goddess) sent them to look for her by calling to her with their beautiful voices. Sirens are half human, half bird. They don’t have tails, but they are very beautiful and have great singing voices. They dwell on rocky islands and sea caves most of the time, and are great swimmers. Most are helpful but also secluded. Their diets- that depends on where they live. They might have the chance to become a carnivore, herbivore, or omnivore. Since they might not have tails yet still dwell in sea caves, their voices are used as protection from prying eyes, treacherous sailors, evil sirens and mermaids (there isn’t very many of them but still) and humans trying to take their land. Sirens are solitary. We have no evidence of them traveling in pods because they do not travel.
HigherBreeds

During the ancient days of the Age of Dragons, the Dragons sought to create a servitor race. By raising animals to the stature of men they created the Higher Breeds. Resembling weres in perpetual beast form the higher breeds escaped their slavery with the dawn of the Age of Magic, and have since bred true. Among the more active Higher Breeds are the nomadic Canids, the fearsome warriors of the Felis, and the wise Aves scholars.

**Canids**

Descendants of those slaves raised from dogs and wolves, the nomadic Canids can be found in all parts of Zallis. Canids are known all over the world as great herders and hunters, their packs often wandering all over the continent. Canids are also known for their extreme loyalty to those they befriend.

**Felis**

Fearsome warriors and hunters the Felis are known as rugged individualists. Haughty and proud these cat men have carved out a nation for themselves at the edge of the Jungles of Tindorum.

**Aves**

Descended from birds, the Aves are known world-wide as skilled scouts and scholars. With their sharp eyesight and ability to take limited flight, Aves makes for an indispensable scout. They are also commonly known as collectors of strange and weird (or sometimes just shiny) things.