Moana director's cut

Let us go back to the year 2016. Remember moana? That film caused a lot of buzz and I happen to be a big fan of it myself. It recently piqued my curiosity that there was an unreleased Director's Cut of the film, and as soon as I heard about it, I began a search for it. I tried contacting the people who worked on the film, via emails or phone calls, but I never got a response or I only got an answering machine.

My last resort was contacting Ron Clements , the person who directed the film. I managed to get on a Skype interview with him, and I asked him general questions like "Where did you get the idea for this film?" and "What did you think of the finished film?" and whatnot. So when I finally asked him about the purported "Director's Cut", he just fell silent. I could see his face going pale. He proceeded to tell me, "Don't look for it. Just let the memory die." He hung up the call right then, and I just sat at my desk, confused. I went to bed.

The next day, I tried emailing Mr. Clements about the Director's Cut, in an attempt to find out more. I managed to get a response exactly fourty-five minutes later! The email said: "Just give me your address and I will send it to you... if you're sure you want to see it, then I guess I can't stop you. Beware, for the things you will see will forever stay in your mind for the rest of your life." I was unsure if I really wanted to see the Director's Cut at this point, but hey, morbid curiosity got the best of me. So I sent back another email with my address and a "thank you"

About a week later, I received a package from Mr. Clements himself. It was the Director's Cut dvd... strangely it had the exact same design as the regular moana dvd. I popped it in my dvd player (Yes, I still have one) and let it play.

Oh how I wish I could take that back.

Well, the movie intro was different.  You know, where is Moana's grandmother telling the babies the story of how Maui stole Te Fiti's heart?  Well, the shot just... stays there.  It just froze on te fiti and the islands of the sea.  It didn't move at all.  You couldn't even hear Grandma's voice.  It was just total silence.

After about six minutes the tape cut to the scene where moana ends up stranded on the island 🏝️ where maui was... Wow, this was pretty late in the movie. Once again, it was dead silent. It cut to static for about five minutes, then went silent again. The strange thing is that I could see some kind of video in the static... It looked like maui was standing on moana, and Maui hooked her 🪝 he somehow opened up moana's chest and proceeded to eat her intestines. I almost threw up, but after he finished the video clip.

the movie cut to the scene where moana and Maui are fighting with the kakamora as they were going to steal te fiti's heart, but again it went silent.

When he got to the scene of Moana talking to Maui and explaining what would happen to the Island, he once again cut to static. Unfortunately, another hidden video was in the static. It seemed that Maui & moana were doing well.... Let's just say something private. Pretty nasty right? She cut to the shot of Maui leaving since her hook 🪝 was damaged from fighting with teak and with this moana felt sad and disappointed because Maui left. However, the scene went on longer than she expected... Moana went back into the sea, gouging out her eyes and drowning. This hit me hard emotionally as moana had the coolest eyes of any character in all of disney.

It cuts to the final battle scene of the movie when moana and Maui fight teka when teka throws fireballs at moana and Maui and Maui tries to distract teka. The disturbing thing is that the scene continues. Teka finally kills Maui by burning him with his lava, and Moana begins to cry over Maui's death but Teka also throws her fireball at Moana. moana was burning and hei hei drowns in the water. A time card appeared saying “One month later”. The weird thing was that the French narrator from SpongeBob SquarePants said it.

A funeral was taking place for moana, maui, hei hei then they showed a sequence of motunui but it seemed dead the oceans left and the land itself was nothing more than covered in rock with large pools of lava and covered in a large layer of blood-red mist clouds. In place of the credits, there was a message that read In place of the credits, there was a message that read "The dead are risen. Hail Satan."

I immediately ejected the dvd threw it away. Unfortunately my mind wasn't quick enough to think to destroy the tape, so it is still out there somewhere... if you ever see a dvd copy of moana, stay away from it.