Burger Shot

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> Don't do murder, eat a burger
>
> Burger Shot's motto

**Burger Shot** is a chain of fast-food restaurants specializing in hamburgers. Burger Shot is the food of choice in Los Santos. The company offers many delicious menu items.

## History

### Reopening

The only operating location in the state was on San Andreas Avenue and Prosperity Street and was originally operating since the start of 2.0 under local ownership, but had closed by the fall of 2019. It was remodeled and reopened as apart of the 3.0 phone update on February 7th, 2021 and is now owned by **Dean Watson**. **Kevin Whipaloo** was also brought on to serve as the day manager. As the business is a stable (and significant) source of income, citizens flocked to the business looking for work. Another location was later opened inside of Dean World on April 30th, 2021, with the original location on San Andreas Avenue and Prosperity Street receiving another remodel of its interior.

### New Ownership

Milkshakes aren't the only things shaking up in Burger Shot! On March 25th, 2022 Shelly Smith officially bought Burger Shot from the corporation Cerberus for $2,500,000.00 dollars. It all started off with the departure Shelly went she went off on a crazy tantrum about not wanting to work for Lang Buddha after Cerberus started digging into how inept Shelly had been as a CEO and how much employees former and present disliked her. It got to the point Shelly had to be admitted into Parsons Rehabilitation Center but didn't help and instead Shelly quit Burger Shot. A couple days go by and Lang is looking at properties on Vinewood and who owns them and finds out the comedy club was owned by Shelly. Lang had the idea to buy out Shelly and put in the C.B.P.D. department there for the Cerberus security. Lang brought the idea to trade Burger Shot for the Comedy Club plus cash. It was agreed that Shelly and friends would pay $2.5 million dollars which was paid off March 25th.

 File:Burger Shot Commercial
### Popular Menu Items

* *The Bleeder Burger*
* *Heart Stopper Burger*
* *Torpedo Sandwich*
* *Meat Free Burger*
* *Money Shot Burger*
* *Donuts* (marketed as *Rimjobs*)
* *Apple Pie* (marketed as *Creampie*)
* *Freedom Fries*
* *Sandwiches*
* *Soda*
* *Coffee*
* *Milkshakes*
* *Wine Milkshakes*
* *Fingle Burger with Fingle Sauce*
* *Murder Meal Toys*

## Locations

There are three Burger Shot locations

* Vespucci Canals
* Pleasure Pier, Dean World (Inactive)
* Hawick Avenue and Meteor Street (Pink Cage Motel) (Inactive)

## Notable Events

* All locations were closed due to a string of heart attacks and lawsuits, but was reopened on February 5th, 2021.

* Used as a filming location for a scene in Key Bump.

* Due to the large amount of shootings outside Burger Shot, some theorists believe human meat is 70% of every burger.

* Burger Shot has recently sponsored the LSPD, some believe to cover up their use of human meat from the dead bodies of recent shootings.

* Burger Shot is suspected for the "murder" of **Sven Snusberg** after he mysteriously disappeared (committed exclusively by **Humberto Antonio Donato Pecorino** and **Molly Minaj** as well some of the Nerds.)

* Dean decided to restructure Burger Shot, which led to a mass layoff and the promotion of its longtime employees.

* Has been raided multiple times by ninjas

* Feeling betrayed by the Burger Shot employees, **Robert Spowylamywanowski** decides to quit.
	+ He may or may not have kidnapped, tortured, and shot a few of the workers.
	+ May or may not turn out to have told someone to place human parts in store shelves.

* Ken was briefly fired due to being charged with fraud, after losing a court case against **X**
	+ Was rehired due to many employees expressing discontent with the decision, organizing a peaceful protest and some employees quitting.

* Cece unintentionally killed a bike thief on BS property, and was detained by police for questioning

* Dean and Cassie eventually decided to reinstate Rob as General Manager, with Shelly taking the role of Asst. to General Manager. *Will this be the next golden era for Burger Shot?*

* Coffee machine suddenly broken after **Robert** debunked that coffee from Burger Shot and **Rooster's Rest** had same effect, and **Rooster's Rest** charge more money for that.

* After the erection of the Shelly statues at each Burger Shot location and proliferation of Shelly toys throughout the city through Collection 1 **Murder Meal** Toys, **Shelly** declares herself the **Burger Queen** and establishes offshoot cult, the **International Burger Society**.

* Escalating tensions between Burger Shot and **Rooster's Rest** results in failed toy heist on the Roosters by **Robert**, **Shelly**, **Kyle** and **Jeff**, landing them in jail with heavy fines.

* After a period of close business ties between the **Vagos** and Burger Shot, **Speedy** grants **Robert** access to a Meth lab overseen by the Vagos to brew product with a crew of trusted Burger Shot employees.

* In June 2021, **Dean Watson** granted **Shelly Smith** a 20% ownership stake in Burger Shot, along with a promotion to Chief Operations Officer. Shelly then instated a shake-up of the management team, including the promotion of **Ken-sama** to Asst. to General Manager and **Jeffrey Price** to Head Supervisor.

* In July 2021, tensions rose due to disputes concerning promotions, firings, and **Shelly Smith's** stance concerning employees who also worked at **Rooster's Rest**. This essentially split the restaurant into two conflicting factions:
	+ The first faction was comprised of those who completely supported Shelly's decisions as a COO, with some of it's main members being **Shelly** herself, **Jeffrey Price**, **Oki Doki** and **Ken-Sama**.
	+ The second faction was made up of employees disgruntled with the management decisions of Shelly and her supporters, and it's main members included **Ash Ketchup**, **Kitty Dream**, and **Sherry Paie**.

* Relations with the Vagos collapse after the firing of several of their members leads to Carlos Loco terrorizing the establishment on a regular basis. During these occurences, Shelly and Jeff end up going to jail for investigative hold after a traffic stop turns up unlicensed weapons. Jeffrey strikes a deal with Wrangler for their release in exchange for being a CI on the Vagos, but they come clean to the Vagos after some guilt trips. During these talks, the existing security arrangements established with the Vagos is terminated.

* Police increase scrutiny on Burger Shot due to recent arrests of employees for gun trafficking. **Shelly** warns employees to watch their behavior and curb their criminal activities when on premises.

* Two people end up dead in the restaurant in separate incidents within a single day shift, including a Health Inspector named **Dale Dans** who is shot in the backrooms of Burger Shot by Bucky. Shelly lands in jail for tampering with the scene in the first death and the rest of the Burger Shot employees on duty dispose of the body of the Health Inspector.

* Slightly over a week after, the mother of the dead Health Inspector, **Delores Dans**, investigates her son's wherabouts around Burger Shot. **Shelly** kidnaps her and brings her to the crypt to be stabbed due to jealousy over her perceived doting on **Moses Glick**, but she ends up detained by the police. Delores survives the encounter but is later permanently disposed of by **Scruffy** at the canals next to the main store location when she continues to pry into the circumstances of her son's disapperance.

* **Shelly** demotes, then fires her once closest ally **Sherry Paie** over perceived "nefarious activities". The furore that Sherry kicks up after accelerates the existing investigation into the death of **Delores Dans** led by Deputy **Lea Nova**, bringing the earlier death of the Health Inspector back into the picture, and placing the entire establishment further under the microscope of the PD. The Burger Shot crew splinters into a den of fear, lies and conspiracies along ever shifting factional lines.

* After a month of antagonism from both parties, Shelly and Sherry reconcile, with peace seeming to be restored to Burger Shot.

* Following a series of increasingly regular robberies and violent infractions in Burger Shot done by various parties, including the murder of Burger Shot employee Naomi Kent, a few changes were made to the restaurant. These include the placement of bounty posters of the main robbery suspect around the compound, banning Lang Buddha from the premises, and the installation of a panic button which activates the PD alarm call, "10-Shelly".

* After a long meeting on December 4th, 2021, the management decide to fire employees who worked at other restaurants and close the Dean World pier branch indefinitely.

* Cerberus executives decided to consolidate their food companies at their first official meeting in order to increase revenues versus emerging rival food businesses. Shelly agrees to work with them, due to the fact that Burger Shot's previous performance has been unsatisfactory. In order to enhance the ties between the two companies, Shelly consents to marry Raymond Romanov, a **Rooster's Rest** associate. Shelly insists to her coworkers that it is a political move to take down her rival Lang Buddha's business.

* Shelly fires **Scruffy**, her general manager and a devoted friend, as well as her ex-fiance **Jeff**, after learning through Jerry that Scruffy orchestrated a plot against the her and the company, which included her being tossed a grenade by their associate Suckaberg and kidnapping and shooting **Oki Doki**. The backlash against Shelly was fueled by a mix of dissatisfaction and frustration about Shelly's management decisions as CEO, **Cassie**s return as COO, Lang Buddha, and the Cerberus takeover itself. Hubcap Jones, Tomathy Steampipe, Pedro Frank, and Garry Roche were among the longtime employees fired for joining Scruffy and Jeff's conspiracy. Shelly then officially announces to the Burger Shot employees that the company will be monitored by its parent company, with Cerberus associates playing a key role in future decisions.

* On February 4th, 2022, Bob Moss becomes acting CEO of the company after Shelly went to ICU and subsequently admitted herself to Parsons Rehabilitation Center, due to breaking of the company marriage treaty (see the full back story). A few days later, Shelly is released from rehab and returns to her CEO position at Burger Shot. Loyal ex-employees are rehired after their intervention with her at Parsons.

* Shelly Smith steps down as CEO on February 23rd after learning that Lang would profit from the company. **Dean Watson** halts the company's operations until Cerberus could come to a consensus on the company's fate. After a couple of days, Cerberus announces at a conference that the two Burger Shot sites are available for lease to Food & Beverage-related businesses.

* On February 27th, the ex-Burger Shot employees hold a "funeral" to unofficially close the establishment.

* Weeks later, Leslie Lingberg, an executive from **Cerberus**, approaches Shelly about their interest in acquiring Split Sides Comedy Club, a business that is owned by Shelly. After some bargaining, Leslie offers Shelly full ownership of Burger Shot, its branding, and main location at Vespucci Canals, with the catch of buying it out for **three million** all in exchange for her comedy club. Still devoted to the burger, Shelly accepts Leslie's offer and kickstarts a donation fund together with her friends and loyal ex-Burger Shot employees.

* On March 25th, after a small hiccup of being aggravated at Dean's contract switcheroo and inadvertently getting her lawyer shot by Lang, Shelly Smith officially signs and buys the Burger Shot and main location from Cerberus.

* In early September, Shelly began to spiral again after Janky the Clown robbed customers at Burger Shot causing her to fire all of the employed clowns as a consequence.

* On September 3rd, when confronted about the firings as not being fair, because "all of the other gangs" rob Burger Shot too, Shelly decided a complete restructuring was in order and fired all but 20 employees. She then told the remaining employees to not open the establishment for the foreseeable future.

* On September 4th, Shelly was checked into Parsons again. After meeting with employees, she agreed to allow them to keep the business running in her absence during the interim period of her stay at the facility.

* On October 20th, Tomathy is appointed as **The Big Cheese**, an equivalent role to CEO duties.

* On January 30th 2023, Steven Hayes is also appointed as **The Big Cheese**, an equivalent role to CEO duties.

## Burger Shot Member Roster

* Current Roster
* Former Employees

Shellycoo.pngShelly Smith
OwnerTomathy-Steampipe-red.pngTomathy Steampipe
The Big CheeseSteven hayes.pngSteven Hayes
The Big CheeseBaasLSPDNew.pngSam Baas
The Burger KingMosesglick.pngMoses Glick
The Burger PrinceKen-sama.pngKenneth "Ken-sama" Foreman
The Burger SamuraiJerry Gibbs BS.pngJeremiah Gibbs
The Royal CounselScruffyCasual.pngScruffy Doodle
The Royal CounselPosy Florian Burger Shot.jpgPosy Florian
The Royal CounselRicardo Perez New Face.jpgRicardo Perez
The Royal CounselMonoBlock Scuffed.pngMono Block
The Royal CounselAndy Goulding BS.pngAndy Goulding
The Royal CrafterOfficer Carter.PNGDwayne Carter
The Royal Black UncleJeffreyprice.pngJeffrey Price
Chief of Custodial DutiesTannerjohnson.PNGTanner Johnson
Cerberus SpyKaiden Maverick - Business Casual.pngKaiden Maverick
Guardian of the Royal StashBob moss.pngBob Moss
Burger FlipperHubcap.pngHubcap Jones
Burger FlipperGladys.jpgGladys Berry
Burger FlipperLexi Narco.jpgLexi Narco
Burger FlipperCharlotte Spade.pngCharlotte Spade
Burger FlipperJemma Zimmerman.pngJemma Zimmerman
Burger FlipperNettie Hoodie 3.pngNettie Machete
Burger FlipperUrsulaL.pngUrsula Leichenberg (Eris)
Burger FlipperTeeveemanBurger.jpgTee Veeman
Burger FlipperSmart Sooty.jpgSooty Gamwich
Royal CounselFelix Klein.pngFelix Klein
Royal CounselBenny Gomez Burgershot.jpgBenny Gomez
Burger FlipperBoobapicture.pngBooba
Burger FlipperPedro Frank.pngPedro Frank
Burger FlipperBorat.pngBorat Sagdiyev
Burger FlipperRichard Tips.jpgRichard Tips
Guardian of the Holy StashKonradKrautDogenschmirz.JPGKonrad Kraut Dogenschmirz
Guardian of the Holy StashrPlaceholder.jpgEaston Staymates
Burger FlipperRivcat.pngRivington Rivera
Burger FlipperRiverCheeverNew.PNGRiver Cheever
Burger FlipperMax Delicious Burger Shot.jpgMaximilian Delicious
Burger FlipperWalter Melon GSF.jpgWalter Melon
Burger FlipperFiveM - nopixel RP Signup @ nopixel.net 5 11 2021 9 07 04 AM (2).pngOrpheus Dawson
Burger FlipperPeachCheeCloseup.PNGPeach Chee
Burger FlipperSanjayPatel.jpgSanjay Patel
Burger FlipperPlaceholder.jpgAbduleon Romanov
Burger FlipperJessie James.pngJessie James
Burger FlipperLucas Ortiz.jpgLucas Ortiz
Burger FlipperMeg Orion - Cupcake.jpgMeg Orion
Burger FlipperPalGore3.pngPal Gore
Burger FlipperCindyy.pngCindy Tipton
Burger FlipperBloomInBlack.pngLouis Bloom
Burger FlipperValentina Hops.jpgValentina Hops
Burger FlipperKiki Security.jpgKiki Chanel
Burger FlipperShivvy.jpgShivananand Sunandrankumar
Burger FlipperGarry Roche v2.jpgGarry Roche
Burger FlipperCayman.pngCayman Turner
Burger FlipperGlue guy.pngEbeneezer Mackaral Botanacus IV
Burger FlipperDJ Leo.pngLeo Hayes
Burger FlipperEgg2.jpgMeg Kyracruz
Burger FlipperFather Dinker.jpgFather Walden Dinker
Burger FlipperJimmy umami.pngJimmy Umami
Burger FlipperSparklelee.pngSparkle Lee
Burger FlipperAngus Berkowitz.jpgAngus Berkowitz
Burger Flipper

Dean Watson 01.pngDean Watson
OwnerWhipaloo.pngKevin Whipaloo†
Dean's AssistantHutch hutcherson.pngHutch Hutcherson
Dean's AssistantCassiecupcakesfromashlynn.pngCassie Cupcake
COOPlaceholder.jpgRobert Locksley
AccountantRoflgator Feb 6th 2021 6 Bradley Kickass (Shrimp) And Robert.pngBradley Evans
Chief Utility ManagerFreddy burgershot.jpgFreddy Price
Chief of Custodial DutiesReginald Copper-Pauper.jpgReginald Copper-Pauper
Team LeaderMelhd.jpgMel Rickenbacker
GargoyleFingleteal.pngFingle Dan
Fingle FamJames marco portrait.jpgJames Marco St. Marco
Event CoordinatorRobert suit.jpgRobert Spowylamywanowski
JanitorYunoSykkMain.pngYuno Sykk
JanitorSherry Paie.pngSherry Paie
SupervisorCara Lynn.pngCara Lynn
SupervisorJeanBurgershot.jpgJean Paul
Chief Marketing OfficerCece BS Blue.pngCece Beyond
Team LeaderJesusBiker.pngJesus Antonio Lopez Contreras
Team LeaderOkiedok.pngOki Doki
Team LeaderLuigo Marioni burgershot.pngLuigo Marioni
HandymanBenji BurgerShot.pngBenji Ramos
SecurityCletusCornwood.jpgCletus Cornwood
SecurityLilmburgershot.jpgLilith Midnight
SecurityLindaburgershot.jpgLinda Maridan †
Burger FlipperZara BS.jpgZara Emersyn
Burger FlipperFrankBurgerShot.pngFrank Fritugo
Fast Food WorkerSpeedy2.pngArush Patel Santana
Fast Food WorkerFeb 7th 2021 5 Sasquatch guy Barry Briddle(uberhaxornova).pngBarry Briddle
Fast Food WorkerFourtee.pngFour Tee
Fast Food WorkerBurgerMolly.pngMolly Minaj
Fast Food WorkerChrome ijsz5VZPjH.pngAi Musori
Night-Time ManagerRobbankburger.jpgRob Banks
Fast Food WorkerAlabaster Slim 3.0 Headshot.pngAlabaster Slim
Fast Food WorkerPlaceholder.jpgKarl Offenbach
Fast Food WorkerOTT.pngOutto-Tune Tyrone
Fast Food WorkerBobbyPink.jpgBobby Schmiguel
Fast Food WorkerClayvon2.pngClayvon Barksdale
Fast Food WorkerLanapic.pngLana Valentine
Fast Food WorkerZip Thompson 01.pngZip Thompson
Fast Food WorkerEugene2.pngEugene Zuckerberg
Fast Food WorkerErin30.pngErin Cox
Fast Food WorkerRandyknife.pngRandy Bullet
Fast Food WorkerTonyJacket.pngTony Corleone
Fast Food WorkerPayne.pngMatthew Payne
Fast Food WorkerTuongv3.pngTuong Ru Kim
Fast Food WorkerLeonardo Day-Lewis.pngLeonardo Day-Lewis
Fast Food WorkerBogg1.PNGBogg Dann
JanitorChrome aVNbjXEQ4J.pngDimitri Barkov
Fast Food WorkerSal001.PNGSal Rosenberg
Fast Food WorkerNash Nasherson.JPGNash Mastersin
Fast Food WorkerStreet Clothes.pngPreston Clark
Fast Food WorkerGordo001.PNGGordo Ramsay
Fast Food WorkerMasonWorkOutfit.JPGMason Foorhees
Part Time CookHank Spark Burger Shot.pngHank Spark
Fast Food WorkerIanWheeler.jpgIan Wheeler
Fast Food WorkerGarrett8.PNGGarrett Jobless
Fast Food WorkerBilly at burgershot.pngBilly Wright
Fast Food WorkerRubyLeeBurgerShot.jpgRuby Lee
Fast Food WorkerGazpachoburgershot.jpgGazpacho Prince
Fast Food WorkerAdam Nielsen.pngAdam Nielsen
Fast Food WorkerJack4.PNGJack Cortair
Fast Food WorkerKayn Larp Hospital.jpgKayn Larp
SecurityGloryon.pngBurt Beans
Fast Food WorkerPilbis as Joe Lane.pngPilbis Shonley
Fast Food WorkerMariposaburgershot.jpgMari Posa
Fast Food WorkerCL Wiki.jpgCarlos Loco
SecurityOnyx Angel.pngOnyx Angel†
Fast Food WorkerSkinny lenny.pngLenny Large
Fast Food WorkerSpacemanburger.pngTaylor Briggs
Fast Food WorkerSantiagoMadrid.pngSantiago Madrid
Fast Food WorkerPabloLocooo.pngPablo Loco
Fast Food WorkerVagosJJ.PNGJoaquin Jimenes
Fast Food WorkerKjsecurity.jpgKarl Johnny
Fast Food WorkerChino Gonzalez.pngChino Gonzalez
Fast Food WorkerBurgershotAsh.pngAsh Ketchup
Fast Food WorkerWingman.pngHunter Skye†
Fast Food WorkerNaomiKent.pngNaomi Kent†
Fast Food WorkerSmiley.pngMuse Ike
Fast Food WorkerOswald Tinkerman.JPGOswald Tinkerman†
Fast Food WorkerKitty Dream 02.pngKitty Dream
Fast Food WorkerMinaRocketProfile.pngMina Rocket
Fast Food WorkerMari selfie.jpgMari Mckay
Fast Food WorkerEliasRedPant.pngElias Wolfmayer
Fast Food WorkerChloe Blanc BS.jpgChloé Blanc
Fast Food WorkerJosephburger.jpgJoseph Yorinobu
Fast Food WorkerKyle.pngKyle Brovloski
Part Time CookRudolph.pngBo Colt AKA Rudolph
Fast Food WorkerBUCKY.jpgBucky
Fast Food WorkerOliviaburgershot.jpgOlivia Harvey
Fast Food WorkerJay Que.pngJay Que
Fast Food WorkerCandice (MurderCrumpet).pngCandice Richard
Fast Food WorkerKyo (Kyokeru) 2.pngKyo Kerusake
Fast Food WorkerRorynewish.pngRory Borealis
Fast Food WorkerSofiaCastellanoBadPic.PNGSofia Castellano
Fast Food WorkerGunther Klean.pngGünther Klean
Fast Food WorkerAbdulalrahim.pngAbdul AlRahim
Fast Food WorkerPeachesbs.pngPeaches Hayabusa
Fast Food WorkerMarty Banks.pngMarty Banks
Fast Food WorkerPeteZahBurger.pngPete Zah
Fast Food WorkerPlaceholder.jpgDiamond Holmes
Fast Food WorkerChips.pngChips Ahoy
Fast Food WorkerNini Kim.jpgNini Kim
Fast Food WorkerBiancaWalters.pngBianca Walters
Fast Food WorkerSheldon Emberland.pngSheldon Jones
Fast Food WorkerReggieburg.pngReginald "Reggie" Bigglesby
Fast Food WorkerOtisGoodyBurger.jpgOtis Goody
Fast Food WorkerWIKI DONAHUE.pngTroy Donahue
Fast Food WorkerRChiclets.pngDick Chiclets
Fast Food WorkerHades2.pngMarvin "Hades" Chunder
Fast Food WorkerRoboteatin.pngRob Otte
Fast Food WorkerPlaceholder.jpgAna Lupe Chorizo
Fast Food WorkerPlaceholder.jpgRoger Mills
Fast Food WorkerMaxSpeed.pngMax Speed
Fast Food WorkerBuck22.jpgBuck Blaze
Fast Food WorkerWhitley Booth.pngWhitley Booth
Fast Food WorkerPlaceholder.jpgAlberl Jonie
Fast Food WorkerDale Dull.pngDale Dull
Fast Food Worker
## Gallery

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## Clips

* Typical Night Shift featuring
	+ **Robert Spowylamywanowski**
	+ **Pilbis Shonley**

* Night Shift, Sheldon's Freestyle featuring
	+ **Sheldon Jones**
	+ **Pilbis Shonley**

* Night Shift, **Pilbis'**s Freestyle featuring
	+ **Sheldon Jones**
	+ **Pilbis Shonley**

* Day Shift, **Sheldon** goes ham on **Tee Veeman'**s beat featuring
	+ **Sheldon Jones**
	+ **James Marco St. Marco**
	+ **Tee Veeman**

* Day Shift, **Tappy** gets fed a finger by customer featuring
	+ **Shelly Targaryen**
	+ **Tappy Nippers**