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Speticus Centron

This'll be used for something, I swear.

Here's the flag, it not really meant to represent anything, the person who made it just liked the design.

### Level

78

[tempcaption]

### Location

The World of Dwaia, Somewhere in the Ocean

### Inhabitants

Humans, Lamia, Any creature attracted to places with lots of heat, and Monster Girls.

### Population

173,000 (Apprx.)

**Speticus Centron** is a country completely surrounded by swamplands, at it's center lies an inactive volcano. Being separated from the rest of the lands, located somewhere in the far oceans. The current population is 3,000(approximately, human) people, Including an unknown number of other Species and 170,000 Lamia Species (All have been accounted for). Due to its being a swampland, high amounts of humidity and heat are noticeably felt, there is also usually high amounts of rain.

One of **Speticus'** most notable features is its volcano, which is located directly at the center of the Island. It has been said that this volcano finished its eruption stage 1 Million years ago, so it is presumed to be safe for the inhabitants to visit. Due to the volcano being one of the highest points of the island, most people usually visit the upper parts every day, as the temperatures are cooler there.

*The Lamia species and Humans coexist happily along side each other. There are no recorded cases of there ever being disputes between them. However, Lamias' tend to get aggressive during mating season, but the human males don't seem to mind much ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).*

Speticus is well known for how much its people are willing to go through just to avoid conflict, as they've never had any wars. Since its creation, Speticus has been a peaceful nation.

*~~(I honestly have no idea on how to continue this...)~~*

~~**[ HEAVILY UNDER CONSTRUCTION ]**~~

> ***This article will no longer receive any updates, since it's only here for archival purposes.***
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Bogoland

Bogoland is a region to the east of Dwaia, where the bogobins live. They scream really loudly, and this is considered good manners by them. The most charismatic bogobins are the ones which yell the loudest. As such, the President of Bogoland is Bogor Bogobob, whose bellowing howl ruptures all mortal ears in a five mile radius.

   Bogoland has many plant holograms, because they cannot grow plants in the arid regions to the far east. These holograms are pretty tasty but don't write home about it.
Bukamen

Bukamen (also referred to as "Kamulosoare", "Dehumanizees", "Blendermen", "The PFU" or "друг" depending on your Dwaian state) are small populations of people who live in the remote areas of Dwaia, away from the "Commontrash" as they like to say. What makes them stand out are their skills in Assonomy, Penismancy, and (Literal) Shitposting.

Bukamen don't identify as a nation of people since their communities are decentralised. They partake in many activities which are abnormally common amongst them, including:

* Switching their OS to Linux, or even TempleOS to a lesser extent
* Uninstalling Minecraft to replace with Minetest
* Creating/altering mods of Minetest and other programming endeavours in general
* Hacking
* Listening to Synthwave
* Watching Green Elephant Calf
* Writing interrupt routines and compilers
* Drawing circles and other complex shapes
* Shitposting in Blender
* Using incognito mode
* Intentionally mispelling the word "penis" with "penor", which has now been identified as a memetic effect (see, Enusology)

The only ability they have not been able to learn is egg laying. Why are they unable to achieve this is probably to do with the fact that egg laying in itself requires a master's degree in shape-shifting instead of just one or two subcategories of it. However all one might need is a sphegg, you never know...
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▪ Bogoland
▪ Cowboland
▪ Dwaia
▪ Evil Land
▪ Floaty Cro Place
▪ Grassia
▪ Mechia
▪ Speticus Centron

▪ Big Crime
▪ Blombo
▪ Buka
▪ Caelus
▪ DeltaVenom
▪ Demimoz Keroz
▪ Dr. Icer
▪ Duane
▪ Enzyme-Sigma of Mechia
▪ Löwenkrieger
▪ Mefjus Vertigo
▪ Spatakiller
▪ That Not So Guy
▪ Xzyckon
▪ Zeth

▪ Colligentes Memeticus
▪ SC🅱

▪ Bogobin
▪ Cow
▪ Cowbo
▪ Cowboi
▪ Cowgirl
▪ Cro
▪ Grass
▪ Mothgirl
▪ Notamouse
▪ Human
▪ Skeleton
▪ Slav
▪ Waifu
▪ Yolkboi

▪ Great Crow Crisis
▪ The Great Spheg Hunt

### Owner

owner

flag of flaggia (green on green)

### Level

999

there it is
The Pale Cube

This rather bland object somehow manages to manifest a fair bit of spite towards those who inhabit Dwaia. It is assumed to be about half a meter cubed, in size.

## Location-

It is uncertain where exactly the limits of where it can appear are because, it has managed to be found all through-out the world.

## Description of heard events:

It seems to appear to those who are lost, or looking for something. It calls out, promising pure unadulterated happiness, but if the being were to look away - even for a brief moment - it will vanish, leaving only a deep seated burl of depression within the beings mind.

No one to date has been able to capture the cube. This may, at first, seem strange considering it isn't too difficult to stare at a single object while moving towards it, but due to a combination of 'defense mechanisms' the cube is actually quite difficult to obtain.

it first will appear at quite the distance, usually half of the beings eye-sight. Then as it is being stared at, will cause all manner of distractions to manifest, just barely within the beings peripherals. The distractions could be anything, from scantly clad women (or men), jewels, or perhaps dangers, such as vicious beasts or a speeding arrow. Sights are usually accompanied with sound, giving all distractions a feeling of being quite real.

-Editaters note: Its probably actually just a very bland and angry cuboid.
Puffs

Puffs are battle companions that you can equip and activate during battles. Player must collect sufficient Shards to Summon and Power up Puffs.

Use them wisely to defeat your enemies!

## Puff Unlock

Campaign Map: Academy Library [ Restricted Section 1]

Player can only equip Puffs up to the number of unlocked Puff Slots.

* 1 Puff Slot is unlocked when Puff features is unlocked
* New Slots Unlocked at Player Rank 10, 25, 45, 70

## Puffs

* Physical / Magic Attack Puffs
* Buff Puffs
* Heal Puffs

## Puff Unlock / Power Up Shards Requirement

Number of shards required for each rarity:
Dwaia (Land)

Dwaia, not to be confused with Dwaia, is a land on Dwaia, currently governed by King Dwaius II. Its economy is mostly based on meme farming and meme technologies. When Dwaia is in trouble, there are Bois who come to the rescue!!

## Locations

* Gen'ral
* [add mor]

## Famous inventions

* A fidget spinner that can cut through the fabric of time. (Currently kept within the containment facilities of the SC🅱, only to be used by King Dwaius himself.)
* A perfectly spherical egg. (Extremely powerful meme.)
* A cool sword shaped like a lightning bolt. (Impractical but reveled for its coolness.)
* A half crow half girl. Invented by Spatakiller. (Currenty the limbs are human and the head and body are crow. He's still working on how to switch those two around.)
Tales of Yestersmell

*Tales of Yestersmell* is a collection of short stories written by Bogolandian author John R. R. Bogo, in an attempt to explain the culture of the Bogobins to the world at large. It is notable for being written entirely in the smell'th person. It was published in written form, as an audio play, and as a "scratch-and-sniff" book. The anime adaption is slated to release in Summer[uh, which summer?], and will use revolutionary smellovision technology.

## Plot summary

### Story one, *Smells of Home*

The story begins by smelling about a couple common morning items, such as dew, breakfast, and specialized plant hologram manure. It then progresses into the smell of rubber tires and leather seats, as well as putrid trash-fuel fumes. Then, smells representing several leisure activities are introduced: the smell of scumburgers, the smell of sweat and tennis balls, the smell of holographic forests with very realistically described cows emissions. Finally, after more car smells, the story concludes with the smell of burning fireplace trash and hot chocolate with chipped cream.

### Story three, *Smells of Heck*

The story starts of right away with strong smells of blood and fire filling the air. At first the smell is described as possibly a barbecue, but as the smells continue it becomes clear we are smelling a burning village, the searing meat being that of people. As the smeller smells around, we stumble upon the smell of moisture. For a moment there is no smell at all, as if through adrenaline, then there is the sensation of water filling the nostrils. This proceeds for a couple pages, until the smell of water fades, and more fire is smelled, this time fainter. As the smell of ash and burnt plants fade in, the smell of burning disappears. Finally the smell of mushrooms approaches, gets really close, and then everysmell fades to smack (the smell version of black).

## Famous quotes

"A potent nosal sensation of egg, having laid in the sunny swamp for just the right amount of weeks."

"The fruity scent of a ripe holographic fruit. Possibly a hint of armpit."
Timekeeping on Dwaia

As you might expect, it's kind of difficult to keep track of time if your sun and moon are always in the same spots in the sky due to locked square orbits. People really have to think outside of the box to solve their problems. Here are 5 creative ways people keep track of time on Dwaia:

## number one

There are these small bug creatures called tock-ticks which, when you put them close to your ear, you can hear them counting really fast. Amazingly, all of these tock-tick count in exact unison regardless of how far away from each other they are. It takes some practice, but once you're used to it, you can use this to sync up your time with everyone else who uses this system.

How to read the time from a tock-tick:

1. Put your ear to the tock-tick. It will sound like "5950381429 seconds until he comes, he will tear the land, 5950381428 seconds until he comes, he will flay our minds, 5950381427 seconds until he comes, his name is..."
2. Ignore the ominous doomsday warnings.
3. Now you know the time!

## number two

You can also just guess the time. If you're a little too late for a meeting, it's alright. Just say you passed a pair of chicken fetuses from your nose. Eveyone hates when that happens to them and knows how uncomfortable it is, so they won't ask further questions.

## number three

Buy a slave to count for you. Slaves are perfectly legal in Dwaia, and even encouraged in some regimes. If you're worried about the social stigma, pretend he's your friend. If people ask why he's counting, say he's mentally disabled. If people say there's no such mental disorder, run.

## number four

time yolk

5

Well you know you could always just get a clock.
Egg Theory

**Egg Theory** (sometimes spelled Eg Theory to avoid confusion with the common food item) is a Dwaian mathematical theory used in a wide range of applications. It has been used by many theorist as an axiomatic foundation for the entirety of mathematics, a notable example being Smerg's Egg Theory with the Axiom of Boyes (SETAB). Its fundamental object is the **egg**, which acts as both a collection and a transformation, making Egg Theory like a mix between Set Theory and Category Theory.

## Egg

Egg Theory defines one fundamental type of object, the **egg**. An egg is defined by the following 6 axioms:

**E1 (Content):** An egg may contain other eggs, or be empty. (If *E* and *B* are eggs and *B* contains *E*, then *E* is called an **egument** of *B*, and *B* is called a **box** or **boss egg** of *E*. "*B* contains *E*" is written as *BeE.*) An egg may also contain itself.

**E2 (Containment):** Every egg *A* has a box egg (denoted *b(A)*), except for the **universal egg**, denoted *U*. No egg has more than one box.

**E3 (Gestation):** Every egg *A* has a **source** or **pre-egg** (denoted *s(A)*) and a **destination** or **post-egg** (denoted *d(A)*), both of which are eggs. For every egument *E* of *s(A)*, *A* **gestates** *E* into its **A-chicken**, *A(E)*, which is an egument of *d(A)*.

**E4 (Composition):** For any two eggs *A* and *B*, if *d(A) = s(B)*, then there exists a **composition** of *A* and *B* (denoted *AoB*) such that for every egument *E* of *s(A)*, we have *(AoB)(E) = A(B(E))*. Additionally, we define *s(AoB)=s(A)*, *d(AoB)=d(B)* and *b(AoB)=b(A)ob(B)*.

**E5 (Identity):** For every egg *A*, there exists the **identity gestation** *IA*, with *s(IA)=A*, *d(IA)=A*, and for every egg *E* in *A*, *IA(E)=E*.

**E6 (Equality):** If two eggs have the same eguments, box, pre-egg and post-egg, and perform the same gestation, they are equal.

One of the elementary consequences of the egg axioms are that the elements of *AoB*, if it exists, are of the form *CoD*, where *b(C)=A* and *b(D)=B.*

## Mentions

Egg Theory is mentioned by Smerg in the Dwaia Anime, S1E14, where Blombo and the gang are discussing the source of the seemingly endless knowledge of the Cube of Answers. Smerg suggests that a particular formulation of Egg Theory could allow one to reduce all questions about the universe to a polynomial form, given enough computational power, using something called "Pseudo-Infinite-Arity Eigenstochastic Klein-Cardinal Left-Matrices over Skew-Cyclic Post-Octonion Meta-Forest Half-Antimanifolds[sic]". The others dismissed his idea because it made too much sense.
Boring Land

tbh it wasn't worth the time and effort to go out there to take a photograph for this article so here's an artist's rendition instead.

### Owner

None

The flag of Boring Land, notice how uninspiring and unimaginative it looks.

### National anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E\_zMLCRNg

### Inhabitants

Very ordinary looking wildlife (not even Nature had any motivation to do anything creative here)

### Population

Who cares?

Boring Land is a very dull and bland place where nothing really happens. It's a pretty flat region of Grassia I guess. Normally Grassia and Cowboland kind of cycle around, because the cows eat all the grass, and the grass regrows where it's left untouched long enough. However, the grass in Boring Land is perpetually left untouched, because the cows are just generally disinterested.
Spoderland

Just a normal day at Spoderland at the region of Oats

The country where spoderman (and other spodershit) lives in, and it's placed at the VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY edge of Dwaia.

As of now, the Age of Boglavine (0-150fuckin'000). Spoderlandboys had scattered around the desert of Oats.They've also conquered the other edge of Dwaia, which is the boundary back to For-Tsan, the country of fourchanians

Spoderlandboys are known for their architectural talent, as seen from the picture. They make the most refined houses in the world of Dwaia, but they suck at computer science and biology. It is due to their brain structure that looks like a retarded sock puppet, and their terribleness at common sense.
SKELBONE

## Skeleton King of Evil Land, Boi-Obliterating Nasty Evilguy

Illustration of SKELBONE, with some of his 206 chakras annotated, including his 24 primary chakras.

## Physical description

### Eye color

No eyes

SKELBONE is the common abbreviation for the Skeleton King of Evil Land, Boi-Obliterating Nasty Evilguy. SKELBONE is the current tyrannical monarch of the Democratic Republic of Evil Land. Due to his incredibly high power level of 206 chakras, he quickly rose to power in a region to the south of Dwaia, causing most of the ground to become lava, which hurts and does an ouch, and turning the land into his own. He did all the at the age of 4. Nobody really knows how he became a skeleton, but legends say that he just simply refused to die, and his father, The Grim Reaper, allowed him to stay undead.

SKELBONE is also know to be fluent in the dark language of Spic.

### SKELBONE's Chakras:

* SKELBONE has a very strong Mandible Chakra, which he uses to speak curses to other people, which makes them offended even if they are not a tumblr.
* SKELBONE also has very dangerous Phalange Chakras, which he uses to do a not good. Namely, he uses the ample anomalous space inside them to store an incredible amount of tooth picks. The Cowbolandian Institute of the Science reckons the number is likely above 1 quintillion.
* SKELBONE's Femur Chakras are very speed and can be used to go many fasts.

### SKELBONE's Weaknesses:

There are not a many weaknesses in the Evil Land-ian overlord, but there are still some, including:

* SKELBONE needs a good calcium and milk to support his chakras.
* SKELBONE is very weak against tasty candies and other sweetings.
* There is also a Necromagic which is used to keep SKELBONE in one piece, which might be counteracted by a source of Life Magic, such as a refreshing Pepsi.
* Butter.
* B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
Cowbolandian Institute of the Science

The Cowbolandian Institute of the Science (CIS), is an organization in Cowboland dedicated to researching the Science. The whole thing. They study all subjects, from bepisology, to thotism, to why the jiblet on that one spoon hurt so damn much.

Instead of peer-reviewing scientific articles, the CIS just uploads the articles to Facebo, where cowbos from all around Cowboland can rate them by "yeehawing" them, or giving them a "whoa there pardner". This doesn't sound like the best system, but actually it's one of the better available on Dwaia.
Connect Doggo

Connect Doggo is a game that one can play while watching the TV, more specifically when the adverts are on. The aim of the game is very ~~complex~~ simple, one sits through the adverts in search for doggos to appear on the screen. When one spots a doggo, which in game jargon is known as a "doggo moment", the player recieves a doggo point ~~which they can then use later on to upgrade their doggo recognition/tracking skills or to buy power-ups.~~

A player reaches a win state when they achieve either of these criteria:

Win State A
A player spots a doggo in an advert consequatively 3 times, which they then exclaim "BONKO!" and the game ends. However due to the extremely low odds of this happening, ~~no one has actually achieved this win state~~. Xzyckon almost did it once when he spotted 1 doggo on an advert and then 2 on the next, the advert after that was one he knew had a doggo in it since you often see multiples when you play this game. In this particular advert there is a moment when someone opens a patio door and then a doggo runs out however this time the footage showed no doggo as if it wasn't there during recording.

~~This explains why no one has actually won this way before.~~ It is unknown what causes this phenomenon but it's speculated that the universe really does not want people to loudly scream "BONKO!" whenever they see a doggo on the TV.

gremscro big hands did actually manage to achieve this win state. Just like Xzyckon he was on the verge of spotting his 3rd doggo in a row and so when the next advert started he clapped his hands and the hidden footage of a doggo was shown. He exclaimed "BONKO!" apon seeing it and immediately after a bolt of lightning was sent at him. But before the lightning could hit him he grabbed it, rotated it upside-down and then let go, resulting in the bolt of lightning being shot back up into the sky. big hands.

Win State B
As a replacement for A, B's critera is the same as A's except this time instead of exclaiming "BONKO!" the player exclaims something else THAT IS TOTALLY NOT A BONKO. This has mixed results allewding that the universe runs on some sort of trust factor.

Win State C
A player recieves a determined amount of doggo points (usually 5-10) in a single batch of adverts. (promo adverts may of may not be counted depending on your state)

Lose State A
Achieve a B win state but exclaim "BONKO!" anyways. This usually results in the player being struck by lightning regardless of local weather, I would not recommend this.
Poo Egg

When an animal, usually a berdo, attempts to lay an egg and succeeds however instead of egg yolk and egg white it is instead filled with feces. This is what is commonly known as a poo egg. Sometimes you even get a mixture of proper egg juices and feces leaving you with this weird egg of hell. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CRACK THESE POO EGGS OPEN.

To make sure your eggs aren't poo eggs, it is important to check with a poo magnet, such as bleach, which contains anti-poo matter.

There is also "poo-egging" which is the act of taking an egg, stuffing it into one's ass and then "chewing" it with their colon muscles until it cracks. This results in fragments of eggshell shredding the inside of the colon as the egg white and yolk seeps out of the ass. There is absolutely no reason to try this as it achieves nothing.
Boneless pizza

Boneless pizzas can be found lying around just, anywhere, really. In the oceans, on the streets, in your mom, etc. The reason for this is that they are summoned at random every time someone gets a boner. Like an Equivalent Exchange kind of dealio.

They are quite dangerous, as they contain anti-bone matter, which is attracted to normal bones, and annihilates with them upon contact. For most people this isn't much of a problem, you just have to avoid eating them because then it eats your teeth.

For skeletons, or people with exoskeletons, however, it's a different story. Those guys are very concentrated and openly available sources of bone, and so boneless pizzas are very attracted to them. For this reason, many skeletons carry fake bones with them. You know the squeaky ones that you can throw to get your dog to chase them? Except in this case it's a pizza that has to chase them so it doesn't kill you. They also put these fake bones in front of their doors at night. It satiates any boneless pizzas that may come close, and it's also a pretty good intruder alarm, especially if they are imbued with hypersqueak.

You need to warn your children about these pizzas. The boneless pizza might peek out of a sewer, enticing them with promises of dank memes and pepperonis. Then they're like "Alright kiddo now just take my fat greasy calzone in your mouth and extract my meme juice." This is how they get inside of your kids. And then they steal their teeth and infect their body. Over the next couple days their skin becomes greasy, and they start speaking fluent Italian. Finally, they become a pizza. It happened to me, Pizza Boy, don't let it happen to *your* kids.
Paple

**paple** (plural **paples**, abbr. **pap** or **ppap**) is a word for referring to "people" in the broadest sense, that is, sentient entities, also called "sentientities". The term was popularized by Xzyckon:

"*Beautiful fuckin' paples!!1! xxd*"
—Xzyckon, at the Convention of Highly Intelligent Life-forms on Dwaia, drunk
The word was then quickly picked up by everyone.
Waifu

**Waifus** are one of the at least 150 base elements of Dwaia. Their official classification is "Base Energybo", meaning they manifest as simple lifeforms that are imbued with the element of energy. Because of this, they are attuned to the many mystical energies in the universe, and often develop latent magical powers at around the age of 16.

## Anti-waifus

As all other elements, waifus are paired with an anti-element: anti-waifus, more colloquially known as villains. Waifus battle villains in a never ending futile effort. Because they are elements, the only way for waifus and anti-waifus to be destroyed is to annihilate the two with each other. Furthermore, the nature of an element cannot be changed. So, either the heroine sacrifices herself to save the world, or she and the villain both somehow survive and the screen fades to black, after which a text reading "To be continued" appears on the screen.

## Commercialization

Waifus often have a camera crew surrounding them because their teenage drama is of the most refined fidelity, meaning even one episode of their struggles can sell for a piece of lint. Most of the revenue is made from members of a 13-17 year-old demographic in Edgeon, who pretend it's way deeper than it really is:

"I remember episode 2312 so vividly. When Sukkuko stumbled into her crush, while running for school, with a piece of bread in her mouth, that really resonated with me. I saw myself stumbling into my own deepest fears, while running for my responsibilities and honor, carrying so much baggage that it feels like there's a piece of bread in my mouth. Because when there's bread in your mouth, you can't talk. And when you can't talk, it all just piles up. I ate soup with a spoon with a jiblet on it that night, to drown out my heartache."

- Anonymous Edgean
SC🅱-169

**Item #**: SC🅱-169

**Object Class**: 🅱eter

**Special Containment Procedures**: Is to be kept at all times within a reinforced triple steel door concrete room lined with mirrors on all walls, the ceiling and the floor so that SC🅱-169 can observe itself at all times. A one-way mirror was placed on the eastside of the chamber for scientists to observe its movement and behavior. SC🅱-169 is not to be tested upon, as all testing has been ceased from the first and last test’s results, which is to say that sufficient knowledge has been gathered to understand SC🅱-169’s abilities. Every three days SC🅱-169 is to be fed a class-D personnel through a two-door hatch system in the ceiling, but only after the one-way mirror has been closed and all sound deafened for reasons of maintaining mental health of staff.

Description: SC🅱-169 is a hulking mass of infinitely changing bulk and masculine hormones. It does this to fit in with the forever changing ludacrisly high standards of beauty. SC🅱-169 bears traits of a Cancerous Tumor, which makes scientists believe that it was once a tumor before a chad mutation of sorts happened. SC🅱-169 only wears neon-colored headbands, polo-shirts and tank tops, and sport shorts. Scientists are yet to discover how its clothes are not ripped apart by its infinitely changing muscular shape which presumably stretch the clothes to its max.

SC🅱-169 has the special ability to make anyone fall in love with its shape. Its touch is enough to make you [INFORMATION REDACTED] your entire body weight's worth of [INFORMATION REDACTED] (which is a pretty fucking disgusting sight.) after the body has turned to a disgusting pile of mush of bone, gore, flesh and [INFORMATION REDACTED], it feeds upon the remains and afterwards resumes looking at itself intensely in the mirrors around the room.

**Document C-56:** This is the only test that has been done with SC🅱-169. It was to test its anomalous effects, but it was enough to send 7 scientists into infinite PTSD therapy because of it:

**b-955 enters the chamber after breaking down in tears three times. As soon as the ceiling hatch closes SC:B: -169 seems to wake up from its daily staring at itself. It notices b-955 and immediately starts chanting something in an unknown language. This clearly makes b-955 uncomfortable as blood starts to pour out of both his ear canals. It is a combination of slurping noises and tongue clicks as far as the scientists could make out.**
**Dr. Eggnog:** b-955 please approach the SCb slowly.
**b-955 takes a step towards SCb-169 and triggers a reaction. In a single second, SCb-169 jumps into the air and spins violently towards b-955 while emitting loud moaning sounds. As soon as SCb -169 makes contact it [INFORMATION REDACTED]**
**dr. eggnog:** OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK- [The scientist, along with all 6 of his employees all enter an uncontrollable hurling episode]
**The scientists were immediately evacuated from the testing area after an agonizing 5-minutes. They described the noise as a flurry of sawblades, chainsaws, moans, flesh and bone tearing and loud anguish.**
Pidora's Box

Pidora's Box is an artifact created by the infamous Buka, no one knows what its purpose is nor do they want to find out. Transcribed on the surface of the box are glyphs in a language that only the Kamuloso can decipher, they say it is a mix between Cyrillic and encrypted code. It also has a symbol on the top which is either an 8 or an infinity sign, scientific consensus is not sure yet.
Pëter Wölfensperg

Pëter claims this to be a picture of himself from the 40s but it just looks like a crumbled piece of paper.

## Biographical information

### Place of death

"Not at the hands of any American or Britsh."

## Introduction or something

Pëter Wölfensperg was a German sniper who fought in World War 2. Despite the loss, he swears on his 10 remaining teeth that Germany won the war. He is prone to 2 week long naps and Pflaumensaft. If you shout to him in English it will cause him to go into a seizure while spinning around like a fidget spinner on the floor, foaming from the mouth and shouting in German for 5 minutes to 2 hours.

He lives in the calm village of Gen'ral as recommended by his doctors as he can lock himself inside and not have to listen to English speaking "Anti-Nazis". The only outside socialization he gets is when he buys groceries at the marketplace and when he attempts to shoot the local kids' heads off from his World War 2 era tudor house he has conviently bombarded to look like it was straight out of Berlin, 1945.

### Trivia

* He bakes a mean German strudel.
* Excellent landscaper.
* Loves company, especially around tea-time. (All the time)
Min/Max Bonus Growth Guide for Limit Breaking

First, to those who are still unsure as to what limit break is:

Limit Break is a process to increase the Rarity, Level Limit, Love Meter Limit of a Monster and Unlocks a new Tier of Skills if it is not already at highest Rarity.

After Limit Break, the Monster will begin from Level 1 *but it will inherit better Bonus Growth Rates* that the Support Monster possesses. Limit Break requires a Max Level Base Monster and a Max Level Support Monster of same or higher Level. It also costs Coins depending on the Rarity of the Base Monster. The Support Monster used for Limit Break is consumed.

this guide will be focusing on the Bonus Growth portion of Limit Breaking.

When limit breaking(LB) a monster, a window will pop up showing the transferred bonus growth stats on the right side of the screen beside the monster, where numbers highlighted in green are the bonus growth stats from the LB fodder that are HIGHER than the current bonus growth stats that the monster you are limit breaking has.

Example, if one wants to get, e.g, a 3\* Ignus with the following bonus growth stats of:

Health(0.6), Attack(0.06), Defense (0.06), Magic (0.06), Resist (0.06)

to a 4\* Ignus with the bonus growth stats of:

Health(1), Attack(0.1), Defense (0.1), Magic (0.1), Resist (0.1) ,

One needs to find a LB monster fodder (preferably 1\*), with a bonus growth of 0.1(1 in the case of HP) and limit break with another monster that also has the bonus growth of 0.1(1 in the case of HP) in a different category.

E.G Mistie with 0.1 attack bonus growth rate LB with Mistie with 0.1 defense bonus growth to get:

Mistie with 0.1 bonus growth rate in BOTH attack and defense.

rinse and repeat this until you get a monster with the bonus growth stats of 0.1(1 in the case of hp) in all categories, and then use it as LB fodder for your 3\* ignus.

Image of potential final result:

To save costs, always limit break downwards (using 1\*-3\* for main LB unit)

Using the loophole that the lb will give u the best from the two choices, and that you can limit break using any max level Monster *with another Monster of equal or higher rarity,* u can save money by gathering all the different stats from different monsters and giving them to a 1\* monster via Limit Break.

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You may limit break a 7-Star Monster by obtaining an increase in Bonus Growth stat if the support monster has higher Bonus Growth stats compared to any of your monster's attributes (Health/Attack/Magic/Defense/Resist) Bonus Growth stat.

After performing Limit Break, your base monster will go back to Level 1 and maintain a 7-Star rarity with updated Bonus Growth stats.
Boi

In the land of Dwaia, there is a guild called the Brotherhood Of Irenicity. A member of this guild is called a Brother Of Irene, or Boi for short.

The BOI is dedicated to securing peace among nations and protecting the world of Dwaia against the evil forces from Evil Land.

To become a Boi, you must undergo many challenges. The BOI does not take the safety of the realm lightly, and therefore it can only accept the best of the best. Some of these challenges include:

* Challenge 5: Use your powers to create a donut and then destroy it again.
* Challenge 7.5: Jump over your own leg, using only that leg.
* Challenge 49: Survive the Bop-It arena for 5 seconds.
* Challenge 62: Stare into the eyes of the Gronxu without burping to death.
* Challenge 99: Go to the store and get groceries, but **backwards**.

As you can tell, it is not an easy to become a Boi. Therefore the list of existing Bois is short:

* Blombo the Blobman Boi
* Hornethulasia Gauthwelder of Iridesyne CXVII
* Skep the Bep
* Mysterious Boi Who Is Unknown
* Mister Scrung
* Woke Toe
* Smerg
Pareidolic Helvetti.png

File:Pareidolic Helvetti.png
'Pareidolic Helvetti.png' was a texture that Xzyckon made while fucking around with a previous image in GIMP. The texture shows several faces within it and ended up manifesting into an entity known as Y̱̙̺͔͍̯̟̍̍̍͌̐͋̔̔̒͜Ơ͓͖̯͍̥ͩ͆̑̋͜ͅK̤͇͎͈̣̜͛́ͥ͌͐̌̒̀O͎̹̥̻ͩ̽̐̚S̘̞͖͚͇͈̺̅̒̓͂̃̈́M̛͔̱̺̝̻̙̮̙̐̓̏̀͂ͫ͆͢A̩͈̹̫̘̙͒̓ͪ̔̿ͦ̓̅̀͟K̴̻̦̹̯̭͉̹̂̍ͮ̅̆ within coc mouse - Autoania, starting a new phase.

The name is a combination of the words 'Pareidolia' which is the psychological phenomenon where people see or perceive certain patterns within textures to be faces and 'Helvetti' for, well that's obvious.
Demimoz

Demimoz with his weapon (unknown artist)

**Demimoz** (not to be confused with Demi), a.k.a. Hans, is an undead ~~faggot~~, who made a pact with Lucie Pherr to have a cool apartment in the 3rd circle of Hell. (Unlike Skel who just simply refused to die, thus becoming undead). Demimoz was allegedly seen abducting women and children in the Great Garden of SoDOMY. When exposed to harsh sunlight, Demimoz can sacrifice 3 nuns and a german shepherd in a jumper to gain fire resistance.

Weapon of choice: "SMEGSON Grope-hit 69", his trusty MIDI (Magical Incredibly Deadly Instrument) keyboard with keys and knobs and all that jazz.

## **Demi and Demimoz**

Demimoz was declared to be a demi demi by the Cult of 9 , after they needed an explanation for the nature of 9. Everyone else, including the Cult of 8 and Demimoz himself, refuse to accept Demimoz as a demi demi, and say its just a coincidence.
Trashlang

Trashlang, not to be confused with trashtalk or Trashspeak (a dwaian voice-over-Internet Protocol application), is a language native to Autoania. There is also Gibberish which is a more archaeic form of trashlang that doesn't have any real form or words.

Listed below is a selection of words in a table, written in English and then in Trashlang. The general theme here is to add extra syllables to a word to make it sound more retarded, this can be achieved with the CTRL+C/P method. However some words in particular just do their own thing.
Spatakiller

A mad genetic scientist, determined to further improve his ultimate Cro Waifu (The Queen Cro), and the various other Monster Girls he created. He Appeared in Dwaia on his crow filled floating island Floaty Cro Place in 1169 AP, after the last location no longer added to his research. Due to the high concentration of crows on his island he inadvertently caused the Great Crow Crisis. It involved great havoc and fugging due to the crows higher than average intelligence and the Cro's "allure" from the genetic experiments conducted by Spata. Having encountered this problem many times before the Crisis was quickly ended with with the Queen Cro's advisement, Bois, and several loaves of bread.

## Making peace after the Crisis

While the damage to the infrastructure of Dwaia was mostly left untouched, many crops, memes, and blepis were damaged. After much discussion with the Democratic Democracy of Democratia, Spatakiller offered to share his research and became Chief Genetic Engineer. Spatakiller and his crow/Cros was part of the Big Decision of 1171 and was one of the key reasons why BOBABB was formed. With Spata becoming Chief Genetic Engineer there were many improvements to Crops, Memes, and overall health of citizens of Dwaia.

## Involvement with SC🅱

While being in Dwaia for a while Spatakiller noticed many anomalies and oddities. As being part of Democratic Democracy of Democratia he had caught wind of people deciding to form an organization called SC🅱. After joining in on the memes, he became one of the founding members and Chief Scientist of SC🅱. Spata formed his own Genetic research facility in Site █ having many of his Cros and monster girls stationed there as his staff. While not strictly restricted to Site █ Spata's staff for the most part stays in Site █, though there have been some incidents with some mischievous Cros (see Addendum).

**Addendum:** Spatakiller and theMischievous Cros

```
While most of my staff do an exemplary job there are a few who contribute less then others.
I do my best to keep most of the staff well behaved there are a few jokers in the crowd. The
most recent event I believe they were involved with is the suspension of testing with
SC🅱-13. Oh, the reason why I believe this well shortly before the test suspension I spotted
a group of of Cros know for mischief leaving site. I also found some off site made pizza
boxes with talon on them in the dorms communal trash. So until I find more it seems that I
wont be able to do any further testing on SC🅱-13.

```

## Looming Cros

Since Spata has taken residence there has been a huge boom to the crow population. They are everywhere please help, i can feel them watching me, constantly cawing always perching in my tree. I swear I saw one like a meter and a half big, its only a matter of time...
Dwaian Lullabies

In the lands of Dwaia, children often suffer from magical energy tremors, leading to sleep deprivation and possibly even autism[proofs?]. In response, the Confederation of Moms has invented several public domain "lullabies", songs intended to have a calming effect and detoxify the Autoanium gland. A variety of songs have been created for specific regions and species. The lullabies have received critical acclaim from many places including the Egg Group.

A sampling of some of the lullabies is listed below:

### Song for Eggs, Version 1.1

*Egg is good, egg is paste,*

*egg egg egg, egg egg egg.*

*Egg is nice, egg is taste,*

*egg egg egg, egg egg egg.*

*I love egg, egg is boye.*

*Egg is round, egg is small.*

*Will protect you from destroy.*

*Making sure that you don't fall.*

*(etc.)*

### Toellaby

*(Sequence of indecipherable toe click clacking sounds)*

### Song For Big Boys

 *You are big, very thigg,*

 *(dubstep wobble)*

 *bing bing bong*

 *Go to sleep.*
Rammstein

Rammsteins are highly intelligent and sophisticated autonomous machines that roam the lands of Autoania.

## Hunting

Rammsteins hunt by tracking down and following certain land vehicles, usually starting their attack by ramming the back of the vehicle. Their technique is to roll the vehicle over to render it immobile so that they can attempt to lift it up. Once they have achieved this they then drop the vehicle from a great height, usually about 200-240ft which inevitably results in the vehicle being destroyed. They can then consume it's parts which get scattered around the area from the impact.

If the vehicle is too heavy to lift up then they resort to wearing it down by ramming it, although this can cause damage to them as well.

## Trivia

Rammsteins have been known to roll their prey back onto their wheels to roll it back over again sort of like how cats play with their prey. However they only do this if they know their prey has a lower top speed.
Ossean (language)

**Ossean** is the language of the Skeletal. Unlike inferior languages where the speaker has only one organ to communicate with, Ossean can be spoken by rattling any and all bodily bones to create different sounds, words and sentences. Ossean has many similarities to spoken language. It has a very broad vocabulary (or bonecabulary if you will,) complex grammar structure and all that other stuff that languages have. Another similarity is that it has dialects and accents - these are influenced by which particular bones a Skeletal may use, how exactly they use them, and what species the Skeletal came from. Ossean is also known as **Bonespeak**, although nobody really calls it that.

Despite the general unseriousness surrounding skeletons, Ossean is considered one of the more complex and sophisticated languages on Dwaia - for example it has over 100 spooktillion synonyms of the word "bone." Skeletons are able to learn the other languages of Dwaia even though they do not have tongues or vocal cords. This is commonly done by manifesting sounds through bone magic.
Angro

Photograph of Angro, in his default state.You can see an aura of evil emanate from him. This is, in part, evaporated asphalt.

### Aliases

ANGRO,
Wrathos,
The Red Rage,
Damian Alterra Fontaine (purported real name)

## Stats

### Skills

Warp,
Raise Hell,
Reduce To Fumes,
Perish Even The Ashes

### CHA

46

What are these stats?

## Physical description

### Species

Human (formerly),
Soul Incarnate (current)

### Weight

-0.1g (soul),
500 000 metric tons (furor)

### Eye color

Void, not just black, but as if you're blind when you look in his eyes. Photographs show pure black regardless of the exposure.

Angro (rendered as "ANGRO" in the light novel) is the Top Ragehead of the Second Evil Land That Is Even Scarier And More Evil Than Evil Land (abbr. SELTIESAMETEL, which is famously read backwards as "Let 'em ace it less."). He rules this country by power of pure wrath alone. His rage is sufficient to take over the entire universe, but he states that he enjoys seeing the world struggle in perpetuity to keep him at bay. This claim is contested by certain political analysts, who suggest there is something else binding him, though the theories on exactly *what* is binding him vary widely.

## Origin

Angro is thought to have formed from an ordinary wizard named Damian Alterra Fontaine. Due to a deeply suppressed anger steeped in the pitchest black of the void, combined with the darkest rituals known and unknown to man and unman, his soul itself would have blazed so furiously as to incinerate his body into a petty smolder and to become corporeal itself.

Whether this is what actually happened is unknown, but what is known is that over the course of a couple days the land of SELTIESAMETEL was formed, while Angro's Soul Incarnate shone like a sun of searing silver storm, visible from almost anywhere on the First Plane. No one could do anything, not even the BOI, not even Azaius Botatio. Even gremscro big hands was so astonished that he forgot to do something, before that fuming fury was fused into the fibers of the fabric of fate.

Eventually the light dimmed, and dimmed, and dimmed, until only an indiscernible landmass of red and black was left—the red being somehow as black as the black itself—with, in its mid, a spiraling tower that inspires fear to even look at, piercing the red clouds above the abyssal land as it rises, perhaps, as far as the very Spires.
The Coxford Dickshunairree of Doggos

The Coxford Dickshunairree of Doggos was intended to be an instruction manual for the game Connect Doggo since many people would just claim random things on the tele as doggos. This bug was quickly patched when this instruction manual was released ~~and totally didn't have any loopholes such as writing your own doggos in the manual or just simply ignoring it and saying that you was playing a "modded" version of the game instead.~~

### Table of Doggos that are NOT counted in the manual. Don't ever bonko, not even once

This is what some people consider to be a doggo when playing the game, some of them claim that they are playing a "modded" version of the game when challenged. *To be honest, I think they just lose their minds during the adverts.*
Toenail Subduction

Toenail Subduction is the process where two toes collide head on with each other. One of them pushes the other underneath while the toenail itself rides on top. When this happens the person or people affected are granted temporary full control over the tectonic plates that comprise, however this process is also extremely painful and results in mutilated toes.

This proves that Dwaia is flat and gay.
Cave (element)

Cave, also known as Anti-Earth (scientific notation: ǝ⊥), is an important element in the Recycloverse. It allows for certain parts of the universe to not be filled with earth, thereby preventing the universe from being a static plenum. Some scientist argue that the absence of Earth cannot be an element, based on Bönkoqvist's Sieve for Dumb Ideas, but the scientific community as a whole remains divided on the issue.
Great Ridge

A Great Ridge is a feature any polyhedral planet has. It is equivalent to the edges of the associated polyhedron. Because Dwaia is a cubal planet, it has 12 Great Ridges. You would thinks that the gravity at such places would point to the center of the planet, making these ridges feel like giant mountains, but actually, it just sort of glitches out like some shittily programmed Unity game. It was never said that the gods actually knew what they were doing.
Skeletons driving Cars

Near the Autoa-Evillandian border[where?], **Skeletons** **are driving Cars.** Skeletons are morally aligned with Death, and also tend to be quite senile, so they have no concern for others and generally have poor judgement. This disposition leads to reckless behavior, with skeletons driving at speeds far beyond the daily recommends speed intake, and doing sick wheelies and shit. This causes over 400 accidents every hour.

The phenomenon has become a matter of political discourse in the Dwaian Metaregion, due to the extreme death toll and the annoying "NYEEEEHHH" sounds that the skeletons produce when they go fast. In particular, a divide has formed between people who want to install anti-bone matter into all the cars, and people who want to teach skeletons the power of friendship and also how to drive.

A surge of scientific interest has also risen up. The question of why the skeletons want to drive cars in the first place, for example, is of importance in the field of psychoskelology. Right now, the psychoskelological community only has a very basic model of the minds of skeletons, namely "Bone Theory". This phenomenon of skeletons driving cars could help refine the current theory.

1. ↑ See also Discussion: Are skeletons really just old people in disguise?

Example of RAD skeleton riding a car.
Foot & Lettuce Disease

Foot & Lettuce Disease is a trans-morphic disease native to Autoania and Grassia. It is non-contagious but can be passed on genetically, in other words... "The last thing you'd want as your feet is somebody's LETTUCE, but as it turns out that might be what you gAET." ~~It doesn't help when Peter Griffin starts reading this article either.~~

The symptoms of Foot & Lettuce disease usually show at the age of 15 and are as follows;

* The composition of the foot changes from it's original materials to lettuce, this process usually takes years to complete however exact times vary from individual to individual.
* The affected individual's voice changes in tone and accent to that of Chills. Again, a process that takes years to finalise. This symptom does not occur in all cases.

Curiously, this conversion to lettuce does not seem to be disabling; the lettuce actually integrates itself, albeit through unknown means, to the rest of the body and so can sustain itself by the food one consumes and even grow back should that area become injured or infected. The only real concern is the fact that it is lettuce after all, so many herbivores and omnivores will be after you. The disease has also been known to infect avatars, albeit rarely. One noticeable example of an avatar with the disease is Robert Boi.