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Universal Scourge

The **Universal Scourge** is a parasitic entity that featured in an episode of the Silver Surfer animated series.

## History

The Universal Scourge was created millenia ago by what it described as a ancient selfless civilization that dedicated all its resources as well as its very life to the destruction of the Devourer of Worlds. This species existed long before other races evolved. For eons, this species followed the wake of Galactus's consumption of worlds where they collected the detritus that the cosmic being left behind on the planets he had destroyed. Taking all these samples, they placed it on a single planet where they cultivated the toxicity of the compound to create what would be the Universal Scourge. This action consumed the race and they became extinct but their legacy remained with the parasites venom being bred to be strong enough to affect a cosmic being of Galactus's stature.

After Nova found a world for her master, the Devourer consumed the planet and unwittingly absorbed the parasite into his body as well. Immediately, the creature latched onto the cosmis beings vital organs where it slowly began to poison Galactus to the point where he was incapable of moving. In time, the Scourge would have brought about Galactus's death had it not been for the interference of the Silver Surfer who eradicated the infectious parasite allowing Galactus to return to health.

## Overview

In appearance, the Scourge was somewhat larger than a Human being and consisted of a dark bluish mass with a central circular body where a single eye rested along with numerous tentacles. It seemed incapable of motion and entered into the body by being consumed. It was capable of sending out a false energy signature that would invite others to believe that the planet it resided on was reach in life energy. To defend itself, the creature had numerous tentacles that were capable of leeching away the life of those that threatened.

The creature was fully aware of its existence and history as well as being intelligent enough to feel hatred. It was capable of speech and spoke in a harsh female voice.
It Isn't Time To See What Time It Is

It Isn't Time To See What Time It Is

by legendary author, Arthur Noodles, aka Processor Garysaurus Analtrotterbolls aka Mr. Shittenfaster aka Aka aka Me (9/6/2015)

Hello, good day, you ask us. Where are my manners? I meaned two talk how ami doing? Me too'. I totally lyc yur klneez. They are so expensive. Welcome to a place. And I will be your I getvlt? So in concussion, I want to show you my scarf Collision. It is kul. It's very impolito of you to not answer me. Hey, I'm speaking her. Stup ignoying me. Sturr! Stuuuup k? Oh, wait. I dint rels ta stry yet. Sori, kkk? Get lt? I tought u wer ignoy uz. Sinz u nod I gez we Ken b frenz. But I dint lik u tho. I am a auttir, did they know that! Ididnt. I cent beleev dis. I'm gonna rite un stry write now. I hup iz good. Lol jk jk jk. Off curse lt wd be gd, j? Well, Ill unly updat tmrw lf I get 10,000 bad revuiews.

Uodat: nooooo, I seed GOD revuwrs. But I wel rit mur enobyway. Get lt? Me needer.

It Isn't Time To See What Time It Is

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And den he deleted lt.

So, so and so, den I... ... OKAY?!!!! DUNT FLAM MI STRY???????2222222 dis 1 gr8 m8

This was recoverred on 1/19/2021.
Лилиак

Пол:волчица

Принадлежность:Стая Алого Заката

Статус:стражница-одиночка

Возраст:5 лет

Наставник:Солнечный

Ученик(и):нет

Жива от:"Тёмный путь"

**Лилиак-**светло-серая волчица с лиловым отливом,более тёмными ушами и бледными темно-вересковыми глазами с узкими зрачками.

Злая и жестокая волчица.Готова на всё ради мести,ненавидит волков Стаи Алого Заката за клевету и изгнание.

## Семья

**Мать:**

* *неизвестная волчица*

**Отец:**

* *неизвестный волк*

**Пара:**

* Звездопад:*мёртв*

**Сыновья:**

* Снег:*мёртв*
* Свет:*мёртв*

**Дочь:**

* Сияние:*мертва*
Corvinus Strain

The **Corvinus Strain** is a genetic strain that features in the Underworld universe.

## History

The Corvinus was a unique genetic anomaly that manifested on Earth in the lands of Hungary during he early part of the 5th century. At the time, the region was stricken with a plague of unknown origin that eventually spread into a village that was ruled by a warlord named Alexander Corvinus. The effects of the plague led to it decimating the entirety of the population except for Alexander Corvinus himself. This was because his body had adapted to the virus which he survived and transformed himself into the first Immortal on the planet. Thus, it melded itself with him and provided him a number of biological traits including eternal youth alongside superhuman strength. In time, he came to have twin offspring named Marcus Corvinus and William Corvinus both of whom inherited their fathers Corvinus Strain in its active state. One child was bitten by a bat leading to him becoming the progenitor of the Vampires whilst the other bitten by a wolf transforming him into the patriarch of the Lycan race. Alexander Corvinus had a third son who had a dormant version of the Strain that was passed down to his descendants over the centuries. Meanwhile, the Vampires and Lycans began to war against one another leaving Corvinus alongside his disciples attempting to contain their conflict from harming mankind.

By the modern day, the pure and untainted form of the Corvinus Strain continued in Alexander Corvinus's descendant with it being present in the man named Michael Corvin.

## Overview

In appearance, the Corvinus Strain referred to a recessive genetic anomaly that provided the individual with remarkably genetic adaptability. When inherited in its active form, the Corvinus Strain gives its host immortality and superhuman strength, while, additionally, possessing the capability for another stage of mutation when subjected to gene-fusion. However, when inherited in its dormant form, it gives no interaction with the host, whatsoever; thus, giving no indication of its presence from third-party perspective. It was capable of sustaining and harbouring both the Vampire along with Lycan viruses. As such, it was capable of serving as an agent that allowed for the combination of both elements to create a Hybrid. Without it, the two viruses were known to be incompatible with one another on a cellular level with contact leading to them destroying each other.

## Users

* **Alexander Corvinus** : a male Hungarian warlord from the 5th century who became the originator of the Corvinus Strain which he developed after surviving a deadly plague that hit his village.
* **Michael Corvin** : a male modern day descendant of Alexander Corvinus who became embroiled in the war between the Vampire and Lycans.

## Notes

* The Corvinus Strain featured in the setting of the Underworld universe.

## Appearances

* *Underworld*:
* *Underworld II*:

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DHCP (Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol)

A protocol for assigning dynamic IP addresses to devices on a network is called a DHCP. Computers that utilise DHCP are able gain IP specifications from a network server. The specifications might be IP addresses. DHCP is based upon the client-server model. This type of protocol may consume more bandwidth when a user makes a query to a DHCP server as well in some instances DHCP can't always be available to access organisational networks. Some pros to this however is the fact that human errors such as typing ones are minimized, as well as address conflicts caused by previously assigned IP addresses , through the adoption of DCHP.
ICANN (Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers)

*"A non-profit organisation that is based in the United Sates, California that is responsible for coordinating the maintenance and methodologies of several databases, with unique identifiers, related to the namespaces of the Internet - and thereby, ensuring the network's stable and secure operation."*

https://www.icann.org/resources/pages/governance/bylaws-en
TCP/IP (Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol)

The transmission control protocol and the internet protocol are a set of communications protocols used of the internet and other similar networks.Essentially TCP/IP connects hosts to the internet. By providing end-to-end connectivity and describing and specifying how data should be transmitted, routed, and received at the end point/destination.

 image- http://www.billslater.com/internet/how\_tcp-ip\_works\_
Sea of Geduld

The **Sea of Geduld** is a location that features in Infinite Ryvius.

## History

The Sea of Geduld was a disturbance in space that was formed near the orbit of Earth. It was formed in 2137 as a result of the Geduld Phenomena that occurred from the solar system's star. This saw the formation of a massive solar flare that spread out to create a cloud of plasma particles and radiation which clouded much of the system from the sun to the outer reaches of the system. The event had a dramatic impact on mankind's space expansion programs as the newly formed sea of plasma meant active movements in the area were restricted. However, in time, humanity managed to colonize every planet within the star system. In orbit around Earth and by the Sea of Geduld was Liebe Delta space station that served as the central hub for training of astronauts and navigators. The proximity to the Geduld Sea served as the basis for training of new astronauts in order for them to experience the dangers of the plasma cloud. In 2225, the Liebe Delta Astronaut Training Facility engaged in the Dive Break which was a moment where the station ventured near the Geduld for system maintenance. This period normally served as vacation time and during this moment agents from the **Orbital Security Bureau** secretly sabotaged the station. The act saw the space station free falling into the depths of the Geduld Sea where the resulting gravity pressures would have crushed it and killed all its personnel. However, the Zwei navigation training team managed to jettison portions of the Liebe Delta and were ultimately saved by the mysterious battleship known as Ryvius. The craft emerged from the plasma cloud whereupon the crew of the of the space station transferred onto the warship.

## Overview

The cloud-like material was spread across space around the solar system where it was formed of a plasma-like substance where it was a hazardous environment to travel into which impeded on space expansion. In fact, space shuttles and other normal space going vessels were unable to survive immense pressure within the sea. Its harsh conditions meant no living thing was capable of surviving exposure in the Sea of Geduld.
Hubs

a network hub is a generic device used as a connection point for devices in a network. The hub is commonly used to connect segments of local area network (LAN). The hub contains multiple ports which when a packet arrives at a port, it's copied to the other ports so all the segments of the LAN can see it. Hubs are used as a central connection for networked devices and equipment that handle data. Compared to a switch a hub is less costly however it is slower at receives and sends information at different times.

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http://www.ask-the-computer-doc.com/images/computer-network-components-2.gif
Блэк

**Блэк** - чёрный волк с белым кончиком хвоста и носочками лап и выразительными, синими глазами.

## Блэк

Пол:волк

Принадлежность:Клан МакНим-обитатель Пещеры Душ

Статус:волчонок-ученик охотника-охотник-обитатель Пещеры Душ

Возраст:9 лет на момент смерти

## Семья

**Мать:**

* неизвестная волчица

**Отец:**

* неизвестный волк

**Пара:**

* Золотистая жива

**Сын:**

* Санрайз жив

**Внук:**

* Лунный Блеск жив

**Внучка:**

* Шайна жива
Combined Intelligence (Silver Surfer)

A **Combined Intelligence** is technology that features in the Silver Surfer animated series.

## History

The Combined Intelligence was a form of biological computer system designed by the Kree civilization. It came to be used within their empire and was responsible for managing their outposts. One such system was established at a backwater world called **Merovis** where it was situated at the **Merovis Prime** in the **Iota Quadrant** at the Kree facility. Amongst its minds included two Kree and the master of the planet Zenn-La who had recently been captured by the Kree Empire. The trio later served as a planetary governor for the Merovis mining colony. This involved administering over the genetically engineered Troll people who labored to mine an ore used to create shock collars. However, the Zenn-La master used his mental discipline to speak through the collars to the Trolls but they never understood his messages. It was only the arrival of the Silver Surfer who was fitted with a collar did he learn of his master. After arriving at the Kree outpost, he encountered the Combined Intelligence and learnt his master had been incorporated into the computer system. At the time, the Trolls were freed from the collars and the Intelligence had fired an energy blast at the colony to destroy it but the aid of the master allowed it to be deflected. Upon stopping it, the Combined Intelligence self destructed to prevent capture whereupon the minds that composed it were seemingly killed.

## Overview

In appearance, the Combined Intelligence was an organic computer brain system created by the Kree race. In appearance, it resembled a greenish organic mass vaguely resembling three brain-like structures that were connected by organic tendrils to machines in the ceiling. These machine systems were developed as advanced computers that were able to control various devices. These ranged from tractor beams to computer screens as well as being linked to slave collars. Through this latter link, the Combined Intelligence was able to generate pain within the bearers of these shock collars as a form of punishment for their slave workers. In addition, their connection to a structures equipment allowed them access to any weapon systems in a facility. A Combined Intelligence was typically housed by the mental personalities of living beings with three individuals occupying these computers that were able to generate a holographic appearance to represent them. These devices were installed at bases and operated as governors thus allowing the Kree to leave the control of slave bases being done so remotely with little active personnel being deployed.

## Notes

* The concept of the Combined Intelligence seems to resemble a smaller scaled version of the Supreme Intelligence.

## Appearance

* *Silver Surfer*: "The Planet of Dr. Moreau" (1998)
Conteriaes

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You don't know the contents of this page. It could get strange.

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Oh, George! Part 3

Rod Negrocylinder

by Oh, George! Part 3 (9/7/2015)

)Cotton candy, cotton candy! You can't have cotton candy without cotton candy!(, Red's Dad whispers. Junlock Bastardmaster & Gorp Hi are two. They are my characters in this story. Do you TM like them? I do too'! Gorp Hi made a dinner to drink in the daytime^. He is alive . I know, right? But Gorp is a little bit furious that he always blinks when he tries to see himself sleep. He hopes he can see himself sleep. He also wants to see himself sleeping. But the problem is that he's awake. Oh, noez R. Anyway, Gorp Hi is a Gorp Hi. Some people accidentally call him, ]Gorp Hj[. But I don't. I am a hyoomin. That means that I have opposing ears. But Gorp is a is. That's what I AM! XDXDXKCD. Not me though. Gorp Hi is a, so I was thinking of writing a story called }Oh, George Part 3{. It is a lt. Nope. Nope. Gorp Hi is a... NOPE! Anyway, I wa...... NOOOOOOPE. Gorp Hi is a Gorp Hi. My psychiatrist says lt,s not stealthy to write this story anymore. The first thing I want to say is, =bye=. Love, Gorp Hj.

Wait, NO! I mean, ,Gorp Hi,.

This story was recently recoverred on 1/19/2021.
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> **Shitty Stories**
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> Shitty stories, also known as shoddy stories, shtories & stries, are intentionally, poorly typed stories by fictional, retarded authors known as auttirs, since the average one can't spell very well. The first shitty story is The Biography Of First Mate Davis Fincklenickel, by Master Gunner James Folfax & Quartermaster Charles Jenner, written on 9/4/2015. Precursors go way back to 2007 with Who Stole The Wrestlers' Diaries? Shitty stories are inspired by Mad Libs, My Immortal, Plot-Generator, the Shawn Wunjo books, the Robert Hamburger books & other things. Please read the, 'How To Make Your Own Shitty Story', arcticle, lf you would like to join the community. You are also encouraged to comment reviews on shtories as though they were real & hate on them all you like. It's a nice escape from reality & best of all, auttirs can't defend themselves, as they're fictional!
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The Only Way

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The Only Way

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##### by Doctor Squmps (aka the author) (9/4)

Pete Snuffelfluffius was a fat tall (not to be confused with a tall big or a skinny tall. They're not real.). He really wants help with the new socks he bought you. I mean, he IS right behind you. Dud, didn't you noticed? Hahshahahdh lols jk. But really though. He is sad that he is a majestic slider. He enjoys long walks in dark alleys. He really loves being a

   spider. Pete doesn't know his owns named. He try. It is they only way.kk

Note: This is also widely believed to be the first shitty story, as lt is the first to take on the format. On top of that, this is the shortest story. This is Dr. Squmps (aka the author)'s magnum opus. He went on to type one more shitty story (Red's Dad Firstnamelastname, The Fiul Elephants). He is the founder & originally, the leader of the Legendary Auttirs Guild (LAG). The Only Way was taken down from Trollpasta. Their los
Proxy Servers

A proxy server is a computer that offers a computer network service to allow clients to make indirect network connections to other network services. A client connects to the proxy server, then requests a connection, file, or other resource available on a different server. The proxy provides the resource either by connecting to the specified server or by serving it from a cache. In some cases, the proxy may alter the client's request or the server's response for various purposes. Proxies nowadays are mainly web proxies that help the user gain access to the world wide web.

http://whatismyipaddress.com/proxy-server
The Biography Of First Mate Davis Fincklenickel

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The Biography Of First Mate Davis Fincklenickel

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##### by Master Gunner James Folfax (9/4)

Pending approval from First Mate Davis Fincklenickel (which will never happen). Davis was born into slavery in 1751 in Trafalgar, England. He was so ugly that everyone died. Then, in 1782, he changed the world with his new invention: the Jingerwigger. Now, everyone realized the true beauty in how ugly lt is & noone died. In their four centuries of existence,

   noone had ever thought to combine a fork & a spoon, not even Void. It was the most disgusting thing that was ever created. It was made by recalibrificating Satalcide & lenerating Zrenrith-C while svingersvopping minorly. Despite his success with the Jingerwigger, his new $3 add-on, the Hafmour (basically, a knife. He couldn't get lt to stay on.) in 1740, was a massive failure, causing riots all over Europe & the death of George Washington. It was made out of ketchup. And so, First Mate Davis Fincklenickel accidentally died by being beaten with a mallet by hippies in 1420 in Saudi Arabia, causing the people to go into despair for accidentally murderring their best inventor today. The endings. A story written by You TM, I guess. Die.

Note: This is widely considered to be the first shitty story. It was written not half an hour before The Only Way & quickly led to the phenomenon. The previous stories are often not considered because they were not typed on a phone notepad, with the exception of The Last Agater. You may notice that this shitty story is on Trollpasta. I posted lt there without a hitch, but when I posted The Only Way, lt got inexplicably taken down. Their loss.
Two Deranged Uncles Exploding To The Beat

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Two Deranged Uncles Exploding To The Beat

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###### by Jayave (8/10)

Justin Brennan looked at the dangerous carcass in his hands & felt sad. He walked over to the window & reflected on his obnoxious surroundings. He had always loved rural Queens with lts blue-eyed, bad buildings. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad. Then, he saw something in the distance; or rather some*one*. It was the figure of Kevin Hassan. Kevin was an optimistic snake with talll arms & muscular necks. Justin gulped. He glanced at his

   own reflection. He was a clumsy, energetic magma drinker with tan arms & skinny necks. His friends saw him as a lively, leaking lion. Once, he had even revived a dying, pussy. But not even a clumsy person who had once revived a dying, pussy, was prepared for what Kevin had in store today. Justin fingerred the dangerous carcass. The darkness teased like murderous flies, making Justin puzzled. As Justin stepped outside & Kevin came closer, he could see the crooked glint in his eye. "I am here because I want you dead.", Kevin bellowed, in modest tones. He slammed his fist against Justin's chest, with the force of 9,829 faggots. "I frigging hate you, Justin Brennan.". Justin looked back, even more puzzled & still fingerring the dangerous carcass. "And how's that going for you?", he replied. They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two massive, misty maggots dealing cocaine at a very spiteful 5'th Of July party, which had hip-hop playing in the background & two deranged uncles exploding to the beat. Justin studied Kevin's talll arms & muscular necks. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you you dead.", he explained, in pitying tones. Kevin looked barmy, his body raw like a dripping, deafening dildo. Justin could actually hear Kevin's body shatter into 1,327 peices. Then, the optimistic snake hurried away into the distance. Not even a drink of magma would calm Justin's nerves tonight.

THE END

Because this story was typed on Plot-Generator & does not feature an auttir or retarded characters, lt is not officially counted as a shitty story. This was the most recent story before the line of shtories began on 9/4.
Armageddon & The Quiet Piano

Guess who's back. This is a Shitty Stories precursor. I used to make these from 2014-2015.

New Shitty Stories every Wednesday. Stay updated.

## Armageddon & The Quiet Piano (8/13/2014)

A drabble by Mr. CasualSocks

The star reminded me of a cat that day- what a day for Armageddon.

I panicked, my fear reflected in the eyes of Giles & Wesley.

But then we saw lt- a quiet piano. Giles smiled Spotty mountains. splendid shelves & ginger tree- the piano seemed like the answer to our prayers.

Wesley looked at the hawk & jumped casually. Giles, dancing cautiously, conveyed similar sentiments.

A sense of deep ancticipation ran through my fingers. eating emotionally.

Giles admired the pianos grubby turrets. breath held tight.

*Mumble. Mumble!*

With help from a false gun. the piano saved the world. Phew!

## Loss & recovery

The Plot-Generator precursors were lost when I had to give my hybrid computer/phone to my coworkers for work reasons in 2015. I somehow managed to recover them on my old phone that year, but the phone broke in 2016. I miraculously recoverred them again in 2017 with the power of UC, the best Android browser ever. It somehow had the stories in the bookmarks, despite me saving them on the stock browser.
Seacraft 2.2.2

*The Forgotten Period*Please note that the following content may contain assumptions as some of the information has been lost or forgotten.
<< Seacraft 2.2 < Seacraft 2.2 **Seacraft 2.2.2** Seacraft 2.2.3 - 2.2.9 > Seacraft 2.3 >>

## Seacraft 2.2.2

### Contributors

zac5

**Seacraft 2.2.2** was a minor patch that followed Seacraft 2.2, likely released on the same day. The version is only known due to a short video recorded at the time briefly showing Seacraft's "message of the day" with this version.

## Changes

* Zoo fixed
	+ It is unknown what exactly this refers to. Perhaps some Griefing was repaired.
* Added access to normal terrain in The Nether, for survival players (also known as "Nether Survival").

## Trivia

* Seacraft 2.2.2 is one of three minor versions prior to 2.3 that is confirmed by a primary source, the other two being Seacraft 2.1.6 and Seacraft 2.2.13.
	+ Seacraft 2.2.2 was the latest of these versions to have been discovered (by about 6 years), being found on May 8, 2022.
* This update may be part of the reason why Seacraft 2.2 was referenced as "bigger than expected" by the third issue of Seacraft Weekly.
Legendary Auttirs Guild

The Legendary Auttirs Guild (LAG) is the governing body of all stries. It was founded by Dr. Squmps (aka the author), who is the leader from 9/5-9/8. On 9/7, legendary author Arthur Noodles aka Processor Garysaurus Analtrotterbolls aka Mr. Shittenfaster aka Aka aka Me took over as leader & has been ever since. LAG members decide which auttirs can be part of LAG. At least 25% of all LAG members reviewing stry must agree that the auttir of said stry is LAG material in order for said auttir to join. The following is a list of all auttirs, their known stries & the dates that they became members of the Legendary Auttirs Guild:

 Dr. Squmps (aka the author)

The Only Way
Red's Dad Firstnamelastname, The Fiul Elephants

Legendary author Arthur Noodles aka
Processor Garysaurus Analtrotterbolls
aka Mr. Shittenfaster
aka Aka
aka Me

 Oh, George! Part 3
Certificate services

A third party organisation that issues certificates used to create digital signatures. The role of the certificate service in this process is to guarantee that the individual granted the unique certificate is, in fact, who he or she claims to be. Usually, this means that the there's arrangement with a financial institution, such as a credit card company, which provides it with information to confirm an individual's claimed identity. They are a critical component in data security and electronic commerce because they guarantee that the two parties exchanging information are really who they claim to be.

http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/C/certification\_authority.html
Security

The protection of information and information systems against unauthorized accessor modification of information, whether in storage, processing, or transit, and againstdenial of service to authorized users. Information security includes those measuresnecessary to detect, document, and counter such threats. Information security iscomposed of computer security and communications security. Also calledINFOSEC. See also communications security; computer security; informationsecurity; information system.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/It+security
No Joke, I Need Help Moving Everything To The Hotel

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No Joke, I Need Help Moving Everything To The Hotel

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##### By Someone V (9/5)

Sir Elvis Pottyparty The Destroyer, my sister, is still having some of her mouth raviolis. She asked me not to continue being a mom. Let's wait on a sleeping Ed. Ah, don't keep an eye view, which I will check. How could we come later on vacation? House will give guys free kilobytes. If you're you & I do my computer, small eels will go to church. Elvis; or

   was lt Stevenson?; sent out a retard like a crazy zipper & can't open a free door. Why not? Because Elvis doth hath telekinesises. But in reality, I can't be a journey. Evry tim, you can also find her last summer. Let's use my account deatails later or earlier. I should go ahead for lunch. Bbz. Waldo$
Get Yer Own Title Ya Hippie

Get Yer Own Title Ya Hippie (3/25/2016)

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Sayd Gorberti

Never forgetti the 6 gorillion. It's good that you remember the 8 bazillion. Nobody cares about the 100 gazillions anymore.

But responder llyBi

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Sayng Gilb

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Lator

I almost forgot to tell you my name, lol.
Instant messaging

## Introduction

Instant messaging allows for instant communication to anyone around the world. Users can get real time responses whether they're in the same city, country or continent.

### Usages

IM gives the users the ability to talk to friends, family, colleagues and even strangers.

### Examples

There are many different types of IM clients out there. Web messengers such as Meebo, Windows Live Web Messenger or Yahoo Messenger and even mobile clients such as Facebook Chat or Google talk Mobile.

### Advantages

Instant messaging allows the users for real time chat with those that have the IM client as well. Customer support can benefit through using IM rather than relying on a phone support line. This is also good for cost savings as users won't have to pay for international and domestic phone rates. It's also incredibly convenient users can work on their projects without having to dedicate most of their time communicating on the other end

### Disadvantages

There are security risks of IMs as they are usually attacked by hackers. By using poison URLs and virus laden attachments unwanted spyware can usually then enter the recipient's contact book. Virus etc can spread rapidly especially when it seems like a link sent is from a trusted friend. Also users can't send large amounts of information as you could do with email technology

A WhatsApp web client used for instant messaging:

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Email

## Introduction

Electronic mail is a form of digital communication that allows one user send to another or multiple users information through the medium of the internet. Email is ubiquitous throughout the world. Most people with computers will use this service to help communicate with a wide variety of user types.

### Usages

Where ever people send information to each other email is typically the medium people use. You may have people within the same organisations internally sending vital information or people externally enquiring about the company. Essentially where you find information exchange in the form of files and text. Email is used

### Examples

Some examples of email services include-

Gmail

Yahoo Mail

Hotmail

Mail.com

### Advantages

The problem of logistics is solved when using email. The need to meet people or ring them up isn’t needed as much now when people can send emails to one another. People don’t need to be located within the same area as one another. Emails let people have more controls over the schedules. Independence is created as users don’t need to synchronise with one another instead they can send messages when they please (with some time constrictions)

### Disadvantages

The cons to using email are put into two distinct categories the first is information overload. Email is a type of push technology the send controls who receives the information. Users by the use of mailing lists and the use of copy all can lead to people receiving unwanted mail. Inconsistency. Email can create unwanted amounts of information especially for people in large groups.
E-commerce

## Introduction

By using computer networks such as the internet one can trade products this is called electronic commerce or simply e-commerce. In modern times the world wide web is used for this service for part of the transactions involved in online trading.

### Usages

Online shopping is the most known use of e-commerce where users can visit different websites via the internet do browse through the various pages to pick products they want to purchase. In this market there are typically two forms of e-commerce the most known business-2-customer and other business-2-business buying and selling.

### Examples

In the online trading space many websites offer the services for users to use their bank card information to purchase digital and physical items from their companies. Some specialise in this entirelly and act as a market place for both buyers and sellers. The most widely known names are amazon.com, ebay.com and alibaba.

### Advantages

Since you use websites and don't physically go to stores, customers won't have to stand or queue. Also people can quickly compare prices and find the most affordable purchase meaning they save money. Additionally users can now access countries and remote stores that they couldn't physically reach before opening up potential markets. Finally there is so much choice and you aren't limited on what you can buy based on where you live

### Disadvantages

Many would argue since you can't experience certain product before you buy it such as the feel, smell, taste and sound, e-commerce becomes a downside. Users will need a stable internet connection to buy and sell. Many people around the world are then disadvantaged in that department. Devices that can use and display the webpages are needed to be used a well such as smartphones, tablets and PCs. Finally digital security is another downside many sites can be dodgy or vulnerable to hackers.
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By Hugo Wiggenbutton Jr. © (9/5)

There wasn't a big. Suddenly, HEA BEONG CHASED!!!!!! Dastardly P Slickeyes was after him. Dastardly was a skinny tall. He was a mixture of stuff. Half elephant, half elephant. FIUL ELEPHANT!!!!!!!! When we're I? Oh, HE'S STILL BEUNG CHASE! He run through forest. There lots of trees. He look behind him. Dastardly right there!!!!! Pretty scary!!!! Dastardly almost catch him. He miss. What a relief. He get away. I was scared for minute there. Dastardly just want to return his shoe that fall. He turn around. Now he's after DASTARDLY P SLICKEYES!!!! OH, NO!!!! Dastardly run!!!! HE RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!!!! HE NOT RUN FAST ENOUGH!!! WHY HE SO SLOW!!!! Dastardly's such a slow elephant!!! Dastardly's shoes untied & he trip!!! He peek out & surprise Dastardly!!! And Dastardly get kill!!!! Now he not chased anymore. Dastardly get what he desserve. Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you the name of the guy being chased. His name is A Hardsong. He wasn't a full elephant. He was only a half elephants. There was a big.

This is a lost shitty story, among others. I retyped what I remember.
How To Make Your Own Shitty Story

So, you want to make a shitty story, eh? Here is the format you need to follow in order to be able to post lt here. Remember to bring something unique to the game & best of all, have fun. Here we go:

1. Come up with a name. It should give readers a red flag that lt sucks, in case they are newcomers. We're not trolls. We're artists. But lf you want to take the vague approach, like, 'The Only Way', that's fine. Name the page the name of the shitty story & type lt again in the story like so: ( Name) [Note the intentional space before, 'Name'.]. Adding the space gives lt a cool title box. This isn't 100% mandatory.
2. Come up with a auttir. This is the retard that you pin the story on, who should have an insultable name. Make sure that lt's fictional. We're not here to slander real people. Place the date that you made the story, in parentheses, next to the auttir (not the date that you submitted lt to the site, unless that happens to be the date that you created lt.). Only adding the date is completely mandatory.
3. Make your nonsensical story & be sure to give your auttir a unique style, to distinguish hirm from other auttirs & to make lt linearly hilarious. Try not to make spelling & grammar too' terrible. It's overdone & people want to be able to read the story. Other than that, there are no rules.
4. That's lt. Just to recap what's absolutely mandatory: your shitty story must have a auttir, even lf not listed in the auttir section (because this is a defining trait of shitty stories); you must add the date of creation, in parentheses, in the auttir section, regardless of whether you listed your auttir there; your story must be shitty, so no true literature here (another defining trait) & finally, lt must be remotely legible. As long as people don't abuse their freedom too' much, I won't add any more rules.
InterNIC (Internet Network Information Center)

*"This was the governing body responsible for domain name allocations and X.500 directory services. From 1972 to 1991 it was run by the Stanford Research Institute. But after 1991 till September 1998 Network solutions gained control. After this point and currently ICANN performs these responsibilities such as managing internet protocol numbers and domain names systems."*

https://www.internic.net/
FTP (File Transmission Protocol)

This protocol is for exchanging files across the internet, Like how HTTP is for transferring web pages from a server to a browser, FTP works in a similar fashion. A common way in which FTP is used is when a user may download a files from a server or upload one, for example a user may download music from iTunes or upload a home video to YouTube. This protocol is a a very efficient method of transferring data across the internet and gives you control over the transfer process. However there are security flaws as FTP doesn't encrypt any data that is transferred.

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Database Servers

This can be referred to both the hardware and the software that are utilized to run a database in this context. From the software perspective a database server is the back-end portion of a database application.This back-end portion is sometimes called the instance. It may also refer to the physical computer used to host the database. When mentioned in this context, the database server is typically a dedicated higher-end computer that hosts the database.Uses of database servers may be tasks such as data analysis, storage, data manipulation and archiving.

https://www.techopedia.com/definition/441/database-server
DNS (Domain Name System)

Domain names are translated into IP addresses by the use of the internet service, the Domain Name System. Domain names are used widely because of their compatible nature with our cognitive functions (their alphabetic), meaning they're easy to remember. The internet is based upon IP addresses meaning that for example a domain name called www.somethingheredunnowhat.com might translate to 198.102.121.3. The DNS is part of a wider network of other DNS servers. If one DNS provider can'r find the corresponding IP address for a domain name then it will pass on this request to other servers until the right IP address is returned to the user.

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ISP (Internet Service Provider)

A company that provides internet services that primarily involves themselves in letting individuals and companies access the internet usually for a monthly fee. Other services will/may include web hosting, domain name registration and usenet services..With the use of a modem the user can log on to the internet and use the world wide web. ISP companies in the UK are BT, Sky, Talk Talk etc.

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Servers and Server Performances

In information technology, a server is a computer program that provides services to other computer programs (and their users) in the same or other computers.

The computer that a server program runs in is also frequently referred to as a server (though it may be used for other purposes as well).

In the client/server programming model, a server is a program that awaits and fulfills requests from client programs in the same or other computers. A given application in a computer may function as a client with requests for services from other programs and also as a *server* of requests from other programs.

Specific to the Web, a Web server is the computer program (housed in a computer) that serves requested HTML pages or files. A Web *client* is the requesting program associated with the user. The Web browser in your computer is a client that requests HTML files from Web servers.

http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/server

Maintaining high server performance and appropriate scale to keep up with growing computing demands doesn't happen automatically. Data center administrators must continuously track performance and make the most of hardware resources. There are ways in which IT professionals can simplify server management at top performance.

Benchmark testing helps administrators monitor server resources, manage utilization, optimize performance and identify problems before they occur. Simple server configuration tweaks can squeeze more performance out of physical and virtual machines (VMs).

http://searchdatacenter.techtarget.com/guide/Server-performance-and-benchmark-testing-guide
User Access Issues

User account provisioning is a business process for creating and managing access to resources in an information technology (IT) system. To be effective, an account provisioning process should ensure that the creation of accounts and access to software and data is consistent and simple to administer. User provisioning has become a critical problem for enterprises looking to lower the administrative burdens of account management, while also trying to reduce risk. The level of complexity of a provisioning process is typically related to the level of risk associated with the resources that will be accessed by the user.

http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/definition/user-account-provisioning
Blogs

## Introduction

Blogs are a place of informal discussion that is published on the online sphere. They're made up if many entries that are categorised on chronological order with the most recent post featuring first.

### Usages and examples

Blogs are used by a wide range of people who may want to post their thoughts and feelings on a subject. People who want a more personal connection with their readers can utilise this technology. Politicians, think-tanks, educational facilities, large media, independent media and those who aren't tied up to anything can get their messages across to potential large crowds. Blog.com and WordPress.com are common services that allow people to make blogs and zero cost to the bloggers.

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### Advantages

People can interact with the posts you make meaning there can be a good user to reader communication. Blogs are very cheap and quick to set up users don't need much technical knowledge to set up one, essentially the barriers to entry are so low when compared to getting a column in a newspaper. As well as being easy to set up it's simple to update and add new posts. This can mean that users can update from wherever there is an internet connection so home, work or out in the street, Finally it's a place where you can write down your thoughts on anything that interests you.

### Disadvantages

Blogs are accessible for anyone to see. Publishers must be careful on what they can write as they could regret forever. Also since blogs are personal they can be source of inaccurate or biased information. Readers may want to fact check afterwards if they're using blogs as a source of facts. Since blogs are online based they can be a target of people who leave inappropriate comments that could upset the writer.
Firewall

A firewall is a system designed to prevent unauthorized access to or from a private network. Firewalls can be implemented in both hardware and software, or a combination of both.

Firewalls are frequently used to prevent unauthorized Internet users from accessing private networks connected to the Internet, especially *intranets*. All messages entering or leaving the intranet pass through the firewall, which examines each message and blocks those that do not meet the specified security criteria.

http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/F/firewall.html

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Switches

This device is typically found in computer networks and filters and forwards packets of data in LAN segments. Switches operate at the data link layer and the network layer of the OSI reference model and can support all packet protocols. Simple networks don't require switches, a LAN may be organised by a bus arrangement that each destination may inspect each message and reads any message with its address. In an Ethernet local area network a switch can determine the MAC address in each message frame which output to port forward it to and out of.

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