A Matter of Introduction

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## *Last One Standing*

**Season**
*Last One Standing*

**Episode**
1.1/15 (001)

**"A Matter of Introduction"** is the first part of Episode 1 of *Last One Standing*.

## Plot

A red helicopter whirs above a large island, flying through the clouds. The camera follows hastily behind it.

Man: "This is *Last One Standing*. And I am Charles Knightley."

He becomes visible in the camera, a tall black man with short curly black hair and a handlebar mustache. He wears a long sleeved shirt the same shade of red as the Helicopter he rides in as well as a pair of khaki pants. His ears are protected from the loud helicopter noises by a pair of earmuffs.

Charles: "Eighteen contestants of all ages and walks of life have signed up to spend the next nine weeks here at a remote island in the Pacific Ocean. They will be split into two teams and compete in challenges twice a week for Reward and Immunity. The losing team will have to vote for the member of their team they want to leave, and the person who receives the most votes will be eliminated. That's the simple of it. Now, let's meet our contestants, shall we?"

The helicopter lands in a flurry of sand. Charles steps out.

Charles: "Here are our first contestants!"

A small speedboat approaches shore, with three people on board.

Charles: "Our first contestant is Nathaniel!"

A short, older man steps off the boat and onto shore. He wears a green vest with three red diamonds over a white button-up shirt and a pair of brown pants. His hair is gray and falls to his shoulders. He surveys the scene with a grumpy look on his face.

Nathaniel: "Huh. Looks like every other island."

Charles: "Indeed it does. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. Oh, here's our next contestant: Agatha!"

A tall woman steps onto shore. She has her slick black hair pulled into a bun. She looks unreasonably furious. A square jaw, thick eyebrows and pointed nose do not help this fact. However, she appears surprisingly chipper.

Agatha: "Nice to meet you, Charles. This is an exciting moment for me. I don't get out of my apartment much."

Charles: "That seems to be a recurring theme with our contestants this season. Just you wait."

The third person walks on: a pretty girl with blonde hair. She wears a sleeveless pink top and a pair of blue jean shorts. A small pink bow is in her hair. She looks absolutely thrilled to be there.

Charles: "This is Britney!"

Britney walks up to Agatha.

Britney: "Wow. A real-life Amazon. How does it feel to be out here in the tropical islands?"

Agatha: "*Amazon*? No, I am from Germany."

Britney: "Wooooow. Are you *German* German or just by decent?"

Agatha: "My father is German. My mother is from New Jersey."

Charles: "Yes, very nice. But here comes our next batch. This is Justin."

A new speedboat pulls up with three more contestants on board. A very tall man steps out. He has golden blond hair and a defined jawline. His face tapered down to a cleft chin. He wears a blue shirt with a football on it and a pair of shorts.

Justin: "Wassup, guys? The name's Justin."

He goes to stand with the others, but Charles stands in between them.

Charles: "No, no, no. *You* stand over here." He points to the other side of the beach.

Justin: "Uh, oookay." He walks to where Charles indicates.

Charles: "In case you haven't noticed, I am splitting you guys into teams as you arrive. Here's a teammate for Justin: Tom!"

A short guy probably barely out of high school walks onto shore. He has floppy brown hair sitting atop his head. He sports a navy-blue shirt with the words "Tom Hawk" splashed on it in a styled font.

Tom: "Hey, come ON! Why is there no *girls* on my team? Just the biggest competition in the world."

Justin: "Don't worry, kid. We can work together."

Charles: "Never fear: Here's a girl! Meg, welcome!"

A short woman walks on shore. She is in her forties with large circular glasses and cinnamon-brown hair. She wears a frilly pink jacket and ugly brown pants.

Meg: "Hello everyone." She looks at the others as if they're the most dangerous things on the planet. Another speedboat pulls up on the island.

Charles: "Here's the seventh, eighth and ninth contestants! First up is Tiffany!"

A short lady with thick black hair cut off at the shoulder walks on shore. She has a black skirt on that reaches to her ankles and a purple shirt. She stands over with Agatha, Nathaniel and Britney.

Tiffany: "Hiiiiii World! I'm Tiffany Romano, and I--"

Charles: "There's time for introductions later. Here's Alex!"

A thin, short nerdy-like man walks on shore. He wears a pristinely white button-up shirt and a red bowtie. Also a pair of gray dress pants.

He looks at the others through his square wire-rimmed spectacles.

Alex: "Looks like an eclectic group."

Charles: "It is! Just stand with those others there!" He points to where Tiffany just joined.

Charles: "Here's Peter!"

A tall man walks on shore. He looks fairly basic. You probably wouldn't be able to pick him out of a crowd. He wore an olive-green shirt and had short black hair.

Peter: "Nice to see you, Charles."

Charles: "Nice to see me, too. Go stand over there with the two guys and the lady." He points.

Peter stands next to Tom and Justin.

Tom: "Oh, great. Another guy. You're really trying to impede my girl-fetching abilities, aren't you?"

Peter: "This isn't a *dating* show. Gosh."

Charles: "Here's our next batch! Meet Audrey!"

A tall, attractive woman steps on shore. She has freckles spotting on her cheeks beneath her eyes and her blonde hair is done up in dreadlocks. She wears a pale blue t-shirt and equally colored shorts.

Tom: "Oooh, boy! I call dibs."

Meg: "She's a *woman*. You can't call *DIBS* on her."

Charles: "Too bad she's on the other team anyway."

Audrey goes and stands with Agatha, Nathaniel, Tiffany, Britney and Alex.

Charles: "Here's Emma!"

Another blonde girl steps ashore. Justin gawks, Peter stares and Tom rubs his hands together as if he just came up with a diabolical plan.

Tom: "*Now* I most definitely call dibs." Meg hits him in the back.

The girl looks at him. She has big, blue eyes and a blue t-shirt with a stylized musical note on it.

Emma: "My name's Emma! Who are you?"

Tom: "My name's Tom and--"

Emma: "Not you, silly." She looks at Justin.

Justin: "Hehe. My name's Justin. Nice to meet you."

Emma gets in line with Justin, Tom, Peter and Meg.

A tall black man with nearly no hair steps ashore. He wears a thin blue jacket. He towers well above Charles.

Charles: "Lamar. Welcome. You're over there." He points to where Agatha and the others of that team are.

Lamar: "Sweet. What's up, guys?" For such a big guy, he has a soft voice. Alex looks unimpressed.

Tom: "Are you a eunuch?"

Lamar: "What? No. Why would you ask that?"

Tom: "You sound about as aggressive as a Barbie Doll."

Charles: "Guys! Let's save it for the competition, eh? Oh! Here comes Matt!"

A tall, lanky yet muscular man steps on shore. He has thick blond hair that falls down his back in waves. He smiles a goofy smirk. He wears a basketball shirt and shorts to match.

Matt: "Hey, guys! Nice to see such a nice looking group of people!" He looks at Audrey then Emma. "Especially you two."

Charles: "You're over there." He points to where Lamar is now standing.

Matt looks sidelong at Audrey, who doesn't seem to notice.

Matt: "What's your name?"

Audrey: "Audrey."

Matt: "Nice."

Charles: "Here's Paula!"

A short, plump, black woman steps on shore. She wears a loose maroon T-Shirt and a pair of dark blue pants.

Paula: "Where am I, Charles?"

Charles points to Justin.

Paula stands in line.

Tom: "Hey, Peter. If you change your mind about this being a dating show, I'll let you have your choice between Fatty and Grandma."

Meg whacks Tom in the head again.

Tom: "Hey, you gotta stop doing that, lady."

Charles: "Elliott!"

A short man walks on shore. (By short, we're talking like 5'8" but whatever). He has spiky black hair and scruffy facial hair. Lines under his eyes make him look more formidable than he probably really is. He wears a leather jacket over a black shirt with "HD" written on it.

Charles: "Elliott, you're the last one on that team." He points to where Nathaniel and the others are looking at him.

Elliott walks over to the line and observes the opposing team.

Elliott: "They look utterly unintimidating. Except the big guy."

Tom: "We'll trade for that fair blonde."

Yet another head-hit from Meg.

Charles: "Veronica!"

A tall, attractive woman steps on shore. She has black wavy hair. She wears a pair of gold earrings that shine in the sun very very VERY brightly. Other than those, her entire outfit is an orchid shade of purple.

Veronica: "Okay, gag. This is the biggest hodgepodge of a mosh pit I have ever been in."

Charles: "Nice to meet you, too, Veronica. Even better to meet your money. Go stand with those over there." He points to where Tom greedily eyes her while drooling.

Veronica: "Ugh. Tiny Tim, you're dripping."

Charles: "Violet!"

A tall, thin, black-haired girl walks on shore. She wears a purple turtleneck and black leggings. Her hair is half-covering her face, obscuring one eye. She waves shyly.

Tom: "Hot *DOG*. My name's Tom. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Violet: "Hi."

Tom: "What? That's *it*? No hello greeting kiss like in Europe?"

Meg: "How rude!"

Charles: "Our last contestant is Ben!"

A big, round man steps onto the beach. He has curly brown hair and stubble growing all down his wide face. He has round glasses on perched on his equally round nose. His gray-blue shirt has a cartoony frog face on it.

Tom: "Uh-oh, someone turned off the sun."

Ben: "Must've been your face."

He stands in line and shakes Tom's hand.

Tom: "Hey! I don't wanna shake your hand."

Alex: "I would doubt anyone would wanna shake *yours*, considering how slimy you are."

Tom: "Stay out of this, nerd."

Charles: "Let's remain calm. Alright, time for teams. Nathaniel, Agatha, Tiffany, Britney, Elliott, Matt, Lamar, Audrey and Alex. You will be known as Claw Team! Your color is Orange!"

Matt: "Rad, dude."

Charles: "Justin, Tom, Violet, Veronica, Ben, Meg, Emma, Paula and Peter. You are Team Fang. Your color is Purple!"

Tom: "One embarrassment after another! UGH!"

Peter: "It's not the *end* of the world."

Tom: "Yeah right. Purple."

Charles: "Are you ready for your first challenge, teams?"

A chorus of answers shouts "Yes" back.

Charles: "Well, our dear viewers. For *that*, you'll have to wait till next episode! We'll see you then!"