List of Commoners

List of commoners by location:

## Mercer Isles

### Codston

* **Crumpel Bro** (bartender of the Rusty Prosthetic. He has four prosthetic limbs)

* **Forpist Voom** (sailor who is skilled with cannons and harpoons)
* **Glaird Vum-Hummywug** (sailor who is loves flags, sails, ropes, and things that flap)
* **Glearmeat** (masseur and rock collector. She is looks very masculine)
* **Groober Vum-Hummywug** (pyromaniac sailor)
* **Grynt Bruvor** (bartender of the Butlerbear Lounge)
* **Hurp Slermy** (sailor who loves fishing. He vomits regularly)
* **Klakelis Smith** (sailor who is good at smithing and metalwork)
* **Liberius Bourbon** (bartender of Liquor & Learning)
* **Mishel O'Bamma** (sailor who is skilled in medicine. He has an impressive mustache)
* **Oskar Grübenheim** (Good Duke of Codston)
* **Tressica Codsmouth** (daughter of Zoggy Codsmouth, exotic dancer)
* **Samming (Sammin') Seezin** (bartender of Codsmouth's Cod Basket)
* **Scoth Offalwaest** (seasoned sailor who is a skilled navigator)
* **Skli Wideman** (professional rock-opener who doesn't understand death)
* **Snarn from Fiddlederry** (sailor with keen eyes. He is usually in the crow's nest)
* **Twm Kwb** (Ryllic bartender of the Skin Balloon)
* **Verity (Mama) Yorpis** (bartender of Mama Yorpis's)
* **Yahn Büggenhichler** (Dovish cook, priest, and sailor)
* **Yung Crimple** (orphan boy who, due to hexwater intake, believes his legs are off)
* **Yurbit Durt** (sailor with an irrational love of holding onto handles. He commonly cleans)
* **Zoggy Codsmouth** (Mayor of Codston)

### Crumpis

* **Chard Vulgaris** (Mayor of Crumpis)
* **Claryn O'Hannatan** (Innkeeper of the O'Hannatan mill. She is old and a bit sociopathic)
* **Mangelwurzel Vulgaris** (Daughter of Chard Vulgaris. She is the ugliest female alive)
* **Mildred O'Millahan** (Housewife who grinds beets into beet flour and beet sugar)
* **Oh O'Glurry** (Father of Mildred O'Millahan. Old man who collects interesting rocks he finds)
* **Planithan O'Hannatan** (Husband of Claryn O'Hannatan. Blacksmith)
* **Plog Shipwright** (Shipbuilder)
* **Shipboy Plogson** (Son of Plog Shipwright. He is a little stinker)
* **Snarthity Russet Tuber O'Summ** (Wily merchant of root vegetables who travels all of Whirn)
* **Willard O'Millahan** (Husband of Mildred. He is a carpenter and homebuilder)

### Dandle

* **Cloomy Boontube** (Constable who is quite depressed and often drunk)
* **Glenjamin Greer** (Innkeeper at the Sleepy Tater)
* **Greebin Jarovis** (Assistant to Spudd O'Tato)
* **Nogg** (Innkeeper at the Roofie Hut)
* **Rory Undersoil** (Farmer who was given Gnöb blood by Pretzel Jenkins and grows large beets)
* **Spudd O'Tato** (Mayor of Dandle)
* **Wallace Gwinrod** (Prisoner who licked people's beets and replanted them)

### Plork

* **Argyle Swepin** (Trevon smith whose left arm has atrophied from disuse, and proprietor of Swepin's Weapons)
* **Cudjel** (Large, dumb bodyguard to Jardonera Plunt)
* **Fizroy Plunt** (Son of Jardonera Plunt, cunning salesman and con-artist)
* **Friznar Plunt** (Son of Jardonera Plunt, scientist who experiments on live specimens)
* **Glingly Flimblestee** (Fortune teller)
* **Jardonera Plunt** (Mayor of Plork, and the political head of the Brannoch Isle.)
* **Parsnipius BerDangleton** (Old hexwater-sick man who married a parsnip and sits in a flower field)
* **Scorzonera Plunt** (Son of Jardonera Plunt, has dwarfism and is forced to be a back scrubber)
* **Swudge** (Large, dumb bodyguard to Jardonera Plunt)
* **Yorb** (Kindhearted sailor who is employed by the Plunt family)

### Schernbridge

* Bo O'Bloy
* Grawbit Schmoi
* Hathbain Gerrick
* Jano O'Bloy
* Lahri Least
* Mia Least
* Pubi Least
* Spoop Least
* Sylvester Schernberg (mayor)