Hip Hop Diggity Do

"Hip Hop Diggity Do" is the first album made in July 10, 2019 and is based on the series, Modern Objects.

## Description

Oh no. Spades made an album. I don't know WHY, but he's gone and done it. Well, there's nothing that can stop him now...

## Cast/Characters (for skits)

* RickToons as Spade and Trees (1 and 2)
* WhoopDoo as Map
* Taffymarzi as Bucket and Bowling Ball Bow On Fire

## Stories

### Heyo (Intro)

Spade introduces his album to the listeners and viewers. Then he believes the album is awesome, he starts to think that Map likes it eventhough Map criticize about how worse the album gets.

### The Forest

Bucket and Spade walk into the forest. Bucket ask Spade about what's that on his head, but he explains he's wearing a lumberjack hat and start chopping up trees without a permit. As he breathes in and chop this one, that tree is is more living and in pain all because of Spade. More chopping while Bucket getting embarrassed later, Spade noticed that should never happened again. Then the second tree disclaims a parody of the tree insurance sponsorship until he gets chopped.

## Tracklist

1. Heyo (Intro)
2. "My Name Is Spade"
3. "The Map Rap"
4. "Party At The A-party-ment"
5. "The Forest (skit)"
6. "Dig Up Some Trouble"
7. "Game Over"
8. "One Epic Dream"
9. "Hip Hop Diggity Do"
10. "Chipmunk Punk"
11. "Nachos"
12. "Bucket (skit)"
13. "We Are Awesome!"
14. "Bonus Track (Outro)"

## Transcript

### Heyo (Intro)

**Spade**: Hello everyone, my name is Spade and, well, I'm a spade. I'm probably- the amazingly talented folk you've seen while watching Modern Objects and today, I'm finally here to release my first album! (Hip Hop Diggity Do). It's so awesome, even Map loves it. What do you think, Map?

**Map**: Spade, can I be honest? This is literally the worst thing you've ever come up with

**Spade**: Hahaha. Oh Map, tortured by ignorance, am I right? Anyways, it's time to start the album, so let's go Dig Up Some Trouble. (Woooooo!)

### The Forest

**Bucket**: Now, can I ask why we are walking into an unprotected area of this forest?

**Spade**: Well, you see Bucket, there are things I want to do before I eventually die.

**Bucket**: Oh, now that's a dream.

**Spade**: And just because I was born to dig doesn't mean I don't have other passions.

**Bucket**: What's that on your head?

**Spade**: A lumberjack hat.

**Bucket**: (laughs) Lumberjacking, seriously? You're cutting trees.

**Spade**: Why, yes.

**Bucket**: (gasp) Spade, you idiot! Do you even have a permit?!

**Spade**: Ah, you too with the permit thing?! Seriously, why do I need a permit to do anything fun?

**Bucket**: Spade, you don't even know what you're doing, you could hurt someone.

**Spade**: Hey, look. I know how to cut a tree, No-Arms, it's like swinging a bat.

(chop)

**Tree 1**: AH! AHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT AXE! OH GOD, HELP ME! AAH!

**Bucket**: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU JUST CUT INTO SOMEONE'S BODY!!

**Spade**: (while Tree simultaneously screaming in pain) Oh, I'm sorry. What is this lump of stump doing in an unprotected area?

**Tree 1**: These stakes are too high, man. You can't afford anything around here! Oh man, I should've taken the Treesurance!

**Bucket**: Oh no, what are we gonna do?

**Spade**: (multiple chops over Tree 1 screaming until the sound of a tree falls down)

**Spade**: This. Never. Happened.

**Tree 2**: This album is sponsered by Treesurance, the one and only tree insurance. If you're a tree like me lurking around in an unprotected area, who knows when you'll get cut. (chop sound) AAAAAAA-

## Trivia

* The album shows the image of Spade and Bucket.