Lincoln Loud and The Billy Bunch Go to The Shrek franchise/Transcript

**Lincoln Loud:** Hello my name is ***Lincoln Loud*** and Today I, ***Billy*** the Weird Dumb-ass, ***Kyke Bitch-flovski***, ***Fart Simpson***, ***Brick*** the Rowdyruff Nigger, ***Timmy P P P P Penis Turner***, ***Rigby*** the Fuck-coon, and The Rest of ***The Billy Bunch*** are going to be Going to the ***Shrek*** franchise, Since we have tickets to the Movies. Now If you be scratch your scrotums having No Idea what the ***Shrek*** series was. Well then, think about that, The ***Shrek* franchise** from DreamWorks Animation, based on William Steig's picture book *Shrek!*, consists of four computer-animated films including: *Shrek* (2001), *Shrek 2* (2004), *Shrek the Third* (2007), and *Shrek Forever After* (2010), with a fifth film planned for an unscheduled release date. A short 4-D film, *Shrek 4-D*, which originally was a theme park ride, was released in 2003. So, Let's Not Waste anymore time, So Let's all Go to the Movies. Ready?! Then Let's Get Started! So Now Then, In Order to Get to the ***Shrek*** frachise, We will 1st have to Go to our Gaping ass-hole garage and find our *Holy Shit So mother-flipping sexy 69669-50 Maximum Horse power P P P P Penis Van*, and Then Fry and I will Sit in the front and the rest of ***The Billy Bunch*** will sit in the middle and the back, Then Fry will drive the Penis Van to the Movies, Then We will reach the Movies and Get our of the Penis van and be Shocked that there is a Very Really Long Line of Teens, Adults, Elders, Mexicans, & 20-year-old's who are gonna have to let their Spoiled Idiotic Children see a Movie like Instead of ***Shrek Forever After***, other kid Films, like ***The Karate Kid**, **Ramona and Beezus**, **Toy Story 3**, **The Last Airbender**, **Cats and Dogs II**, and **Love Etc.***. After waiting in this Kind of Line for What seems like the Time for ***Teen Titans Go! 2: The Death of Everyone*** to come out the Theaters in Summer 2019 or Spring 2020, We will then grow impatient and really really Pissed the hell off and Horny, So will proceed to Rape everyone out my Way like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahaha Kyle, use your 3 fingers to make it go up a kid's ass like a dildo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahaha **Eric-Bob Cart-Pants** loves this video because it is soooooooooo hot and smooth ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahaha strangling the Females people like chokechokechokechokechokechokechokechokechokechoke and to keep rapeing the Male people like ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hope **Eddie Murphey** loves to sing in this film hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahaha using your tickets as dildis aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooow now we're gonna make everyone suck my cock glurblurblurglurglurblurblurglurglurblurblurglurglurblurblurglurglurblurblurblur Oh no we ought to cum soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisosoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi and bag, That was swell!* and Next we will see the Tickets-guy, he will say "*Welcome to the Movies, is there anything I can help you?*" I will then say "*Yes, Can we all have 27 swell tickets to see the sexy shitty movie **Shrek Forever After**?*" and then the Guy will say "*I believe What you said Doesn't make any-sence, Sir.*" and then I will become Hostile and say...

**Lincoln Loud (*with Deeper Voice*):** Listen You Dumb-ass Piece of Shit, I have gone back from Hell to go see that God-damn Sexy Movie, So You better give us our swell sexy tickets to see it, Go to Hell!

**Lincoln Loud:** and then he will try to run away, But using my homosexual cat-like-reflexes, I will stop him, turn him around, and Cum onto his brain like *soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi splotch* but somehow, He will turn horny and Give us 27 swell tickets to see ***Shrek Forever After***, and Then we will go to the Snack bar and we will see **Jeremy Freedman**, known as The Squeaky-Voiced teen. He will say "*Good Afternoon Fellas, May I take your Order?"* I will say "*Can me and My Butt-buddies have a 2 Large Cum-Butter flavored Poop-corn's, 19 Medium Man-Cheese-flavored Poop-corn's and 26 Piss Coke's!*" and he will say "*Coming Right Up, Maybe.*" and then he will serve us Our food, once our food is Served, He will give it to us and We will give him a Tip with a Good Ass-Fucking like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahahahaha Thanks for the Swell Food ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahahahaha **Eric-Bob Cart-Pants** remembered that **Robot Jones** is the most Pissed off than **Eric Cartman** ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahahahaha using your hat as dildo aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw eieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieie and Bag, That was Swell!* and then we will find the ***Shrek*** theater and once we found it, we will sit down on the 9th row, Put on out 3-D Glasses and the feature presentation will proceed, and When the movie starts, the Book of ***Shrek Forever After*** come on screen, and seeing the Book on Screen will make us Super Horny so we'll go inside the projector and jump into the Book like *jumpjumpjumpjumpjympjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump How is this even possible jumpjumpjumpjumpjympjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump **Shrek** is Fiona's husband, Donkey and Puss' best friend, the ogre triplets' father, and the son in law of Lilian and Harold jumpjumpjumpjumpjympjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump Fuck you **Eric-Bob Cart-Pants**, for Firing Boris Anderson jumpjumpjumpjumpjympjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump Caillou is free to do whatever he wants jumpjumpjumpjumpjympjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump I can see that Stupid Video where Count Spank-you-lot spanks **Drew Pickles** for no reason jumpjumpjumpjumpjympjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump*. Once we are inside the ***Shrek* franchise**, We will explore the ***Shrek*** universe, We will first go to The **Kingdom of Far Far Away**, then we Will walk down the street to find some Sexy animated Magical 3-D characters to Ass-Fuck, We will then bump into an Orange Mexican Mercenary Musketeer Kitten, He will say "Hola my name is **Puss in Boots**." I will then say "Hello my name is ***Lincoln Loud***!" he will then say "Fear me, If you Dare." this will make me horny so i will Turn him around and rape him in his Furry Orange ass like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he is a smooth-talking cat with a Spanish accent ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah You remind me of **Speedy Gonzales** from the **Looney Tunes** ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha using your musketeer sword as dildis like aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw ouch Don't claw our scrotums hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Now suck my cock blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurglurblurglur Now time to give kitty his milk soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi and bag. That was swell!* After I rape **Puss** into a Bloody pulp his nasty son of a Girlfriend, **Kitty Soft-paws**, will run up to me and say "*What the heck have you done?*" I will say both of them to hell, as Kyle spanks her to death with my 170 mile long cock like *papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa Die you stupid homophobe papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa She is Pusses disgusting love interest and female counterpart papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa This is what you get when you and Puss try to become ahaha come a couple papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa God, Bad Women papapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa Kyle Wins, Flawless victory, Fatality!* After some more walking, We will find ***Arthur Pendragon*** and ***Prince Charming*** and they will see us and say "*Who I in the world are you Freaks?*" I will say "*We are **The Billy Bunch**, The Gayest Group in the Multiverse!*" and they will say "Get Out of our site, You Guys are sick!" and Then i will then say "Don't worry, Just because I'm cooler doesn't mean My Penis is too medium of your ass." before They could say anything Fry will start to rape Arthur and Prince Charming like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha die you Stupid Fairly-Tale characters ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahaha Shrek soon wears a brown Canadian leaf designed sleeveless armor shirt with an olive green trim and his white long sleeve tunic from his original outfit ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-hahahahahahahahahahahaha Suck my penis blurblurblurblurglurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurk get ready for some Sour Cream soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell!* After Fry's finished, We will find the Castle of **King Harold** and **Queen Lillian** and see that they are getting Ready for a Feast, Harold will say "*Greetings, Mates, May we help you?*" Kyle will say

**Kyle Broflovski:** Yes, Do you Want the Fuck with Us? So Join us.

**Lincoln Loud:** Then Harold will gag like gagaghusgikwbuivdbujvbrburgfyvbu4gdbjkb6ejidegfudsbvfeidjhbigsfuhduveuveuvduyuvejgyivdwyssgsgsbgbgtsgggggudbeikdieibdeiel and Try to run away but Flain will block his path and We will duck-pile and Rape him while Eric and Fry will destroy that disgusting Queen Lillian like *hahahahahafapfappopopopopsmacksmackhahahahahafapfappopopopopsmacksmackhahahahahafapfappopopopopsmacksmack Harold was never actually a human, he was a frog who lived in a pond. One day, he met up with the Fairy Godmother, who allowed him to pursue his dream of marrying and loving Princess Lillian hahahahahafapfappopopopopsmacksmackhahahahahafapfappopopopopsmacksmack Get Ready our awesome sauce soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi and bag, That was swell!* Harold will be turned dizzy, and Lillian will die, and Then we will go to San Ricardo and see **Humpty Dumpty**, **Lord Farquaad**, and **The Three Blind Mice**. they will all say "*Who In the Mother-fucking World are you Guys?*" and **Lord Farquaad** will ask "*Are you hear to Murder the Scary Ogre like we are?*" Flain will say

**Flain:** Hell No, I just wanted Harm Queen Lillian, Princess Fiona, Dragon, and Kitty Soft-paws, Which We all ready killed the forumer, I Just wanna Screw all the Male People.

**Lincoln Loud:** and Then The 5 will get a Scared Look on their faces, and Except Farquaad, they will try to run away, But **Robot Jones** will block their path and Screw the 3 Mice'es asses, and say this to them...

**Robot Jones:** Suck my robot ass-hole, You Mother-fucker!

**Lincoln Loud:** My Penis will turn into a Tentacle and dye up Lord Farquaad and Humpty Dumpty like a Bone-constrictor and begin Fucking them like *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Wait a Minute, I Just remembered that as Humpty and Puss grew up, the harmless pranks they performed as children soon turned into crimes ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahahaha I wonder, if That has anything to do with that Last Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Okay, That was a lousy pun ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha using Humpty's hat as a dildo like awawawawawawaw o o o o o o o o o o o ewewewewewewewewewew aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw ewewewewwew awawaw aw aw aw aw aw suck my penis blurblurblurblurblurblurblurglurk Now the cum soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisosisoisosiososiosisoisossoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi and bag, That was swell!* and Then we will get out of San Ricardo and go to The **Poison Apple** and see **Gingy**, **Donkey**, **Pinocchio**, the **Gnomes**, and the **Magic Mirror**, Gingy will say "*Hello!*" and then we will say "*Hello, Gingy, Do you and the rest to fuck?*" Gingy and Pinocchio will try to Run away but Boomer will stop them we will intervene and Rape the 2 like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Juggle your Man Body ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-ahahahahahahahahaha using your Gum drop buttons, Strings, and triangular woody nose as dildis aw aw aw aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o eieieieieieieieieieieieieie awawawawawawawawaw ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah We're gonna cum soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisosoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell!* Donkey will come see what the commotion was about and say "*Oh God, Dear God, What the hell Happened here?*" Socks will then say

**Socks:** Oh, Not much, Just turning my ***Shrek*** into ***Shit***!

**Lincoln Loud:** and Donkey will say "*All of you, Get outta here!*" he will then get pissed off but then **Drew Pickles** will come ahaha come up from behind and rape Donkey like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha We don't know how he rapes people, But we all do at the same way,* So after he finishes I will tell him that he will Visit the Billy Bunch so we can Rape everyone in the Shrek Universe, But he will then say "*How guys know what? Of Course!*" **Bart** will then start masturbating for no reason, after this, Us Billy bunch and Drew Pickles will walk around the Shrek Universe we will go to the **Dragon's Keep** and we will see **Dragon**, the **3 Little Pigs**, **Wolfie**, and **The Three Diablos**, Wolfie will take a look at me and my friends and say "*Why is there People from the Community Universe?*" and thren I say "*No, but we are the Billy Bunch, and this Drew Pickles, the Gayest Organism in the Multiverse!*" Little Pings #2 will say "*What happened to you Guys?*" and then Brick will say

**Brick:** Lincoln & Billy got together and built The Billy Bunch headquarters.

**Lincoln Loud:** before Wolfie could say anything we proceed to Rape them all while Bloo smacks Dragon like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Take Drew Pickles'es 300 mile long penis forever hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha **Eric-Bob Cart-Pants** hasn't subscribed to **Zoidberg** yet ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-ahahahahahahahahahahaha Bloo's smacking Dragon like ababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa-bababababababa and Bag, That was swell!* Next we will go to the **Swamp** and when we arrive at the Swamp, we will see the **Fairy God-mother**, for some reason this will make Drew Pickles extremely disgusted so he will puke on her like *bralurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlawawawawaw and bag, That was almost not swell!* and then the Fairy will melt into a skeleton, and we will go to **Shrek**'s house and see him and **Princess Fiona**, with their 3 kids, **Fergus Farkle and Felicia**. So we will break open the door and **Shrek** will say

**Shrek:** What are you doing in my swamp?

**Lincoln Loud:** and They I will say "O o o o o o o o oh Not much, Except for the fact that I'm turning your film series into ***Shit***!" and then he will say "Get the Fuck out of here you Sick Fucks, before I get the Rest of the Shrek characters, to come and Warn you!" I will then intervene and we will rape Him, Fergus and Farkle, and knock out Fiona and Felicia like *ahahahahahahahahsmacksmackahahahahahahahahsmacksmack now Felicia is crying Now I will tell her to Shut the hell up ahahahahahahahahsmacksmackahahahahahahahahsmacksmack Shut the Fuck up bitch ahahahahahahahahsmacksmackahahahahahahahahsmacksmack suck our cocks Shrek glurglurglurglurglurglurglurlglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurblurglur loolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloolool Get ready for us to turn you 5 white itchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchchch soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisosiosisoisoisoisoisoisoisosisoisoisoisoisoi and bag, That was swell.* then **Rumpel** **Stiltskin** will step out of his Throne in his kingdom, and ask "*What the Fuck is going on here?*" and then I will say "Hello Rumpel my name is Lincoln and me and my friends are turning ***Shrek*** into ***Shit***." and then he will look around and say "*You Did it! you Destroyed the Ogre and all of his friends!*" and then i will say "*Yes, By rapeing them!*" and then he will say "*That's Weird!*" and then he will sob a little like sobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsobsob and say "*What are you a monster?*" and then i will smile and say "*Close you're eyes and bend over, for Old Mr. Loud.*" and then he will, Rigby and Billy will fly at him faster than the Speed of dark, and begin to Rape him in the ass with their cocks like *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahahahaha Woah Rumple your ass smells like poison flowers ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-hahahahahahahahahaha and it's really tight as well ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-hahahahahahahahahaha*