DVD opening of The Muppet Show Season 1/Transcript

## Transcript

* **Isabella:** Hi, everybody. This is Isabella Garcia-Shapiro back once again.
* **Phineas:** Hey, guys, this is Phineas.
* **Lightning McQueen:** Hello, everybody, this is Lightning McQueen.
* **Mike:** And this is Mike—
* **Wario:** And this is Wario.
* **Mike:** (sighs, impatiently) And this is Mike Wazowski.
* **Kermit:** Hi ho, everybody. Oops I forgot to introduce myself. (Clears throat) This is Kermit the Frog here!
* **Sally:** And this here is Sally Carrera.

* **Isabella:** Wait a minute, what’s this? (Realizes it’s The Muppets Wizard of Oz) Oh, come on.
* **Lightning:** I hate this movie! I hate this movie!
* **Kermit:** Who would be so stupid as to cast me as the Scarecrow? I’m the smartest one of the Muppets!
* **Wario:** I mean, a Muppets version of The Wizard of Oz sounds like a decent enough idea, but for how many times it's been done before? They're crazy.
* **Isabella:** Uh huh.
* **Wario:** And this movie will always be known as one of the worst, if not *the* worst, Muppet movies ever made. And even though the movie stunk, the Muppets will always--
* **Isabella:** Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold it. What is this?

* ***Narrator:*** *(reading the text offscreen)* *…few entertainers…*

* **Isabella:** Yeah.
* ***Narrator:*** *(offscreen) …who have given us so much throughout so many years…*
* **Phineas, SpongeBob, Mike, and Lightning:** Mmm-hmm.
* ***Narrator:*** *…who have become a household name…*
* **Isabella:** This’ll be good.
* ***Narrator:*** *…for anyone who appreciates genius.*
* **Isabella:** Take your time. Come on, get on with… Oh my goodness!
* **Kermit:** (notices that he is in the trailer) That’s me!
* **Isabella:** Well, now it’s been sixty seven years. And yet you still aged pretty well. Oh yeah we have all these movies on DVD!
* **Phineas:** Yeah, but we have The Muppet Christmas Carol and The Muppet Movie on 2012 DVD and 2013 DVD, respectively.
* **Miss Piggy:** (on TV) HI-YAH!
* (Kermit screams on TV)
* **Mike:** Oof! That’s gotta hurt.
* **Lightning:** And just to let you know, The Muppets Take Manhattan and Muppets from Space don’t get releases from Kermit’s 50th anniversary because they’re owned by Sony.
* **Isabella:** Which it’s already available because it’s been 18 years.
* **Wario:** (to Kermit) You seem like you’re going to be reduced to felt one day.
* **Kermit:** Would you get outta here!
* **Isabella:** Well, that was the DVD opening of the first season of The Muppet Show. Just let me know in the comments what your favorite episode of The Muppet Show in the first season was. And for the next DVD opening, it’s not really a DVD opening. No. But rather a Blu-ray opening, and it’s the Blu-ray opening to Cars 2, one of the most awesome movies of 2011. And it’s not just about Lightning going around the world, but also Mater becoming a spy. If you saw the movie, you’d actually find out what happens.
* **Wario:** And like I was going to say earlier, although The Muppets Wizard of Oz was stupid, the Muppets will always be known as one of the best puppet franchises in the world.
* **Isabella:** Well, at least you got one thing right for once, despite usually being a bit annoying. Well,