Let's Play MONSDRAWSITY

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play MONSDRAWSITY** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Fuck you! Fuck you! Yours is drawn by a child who has never seen anything in the world, ever!*" [to Jon]
―Sullivan
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "punchline does not mean 'hit the child'".
* Who has *the best memory?* Who is going to *struggle when they have to put pen to paper*? And who is *the real monster here*?
* This is a game of rambling nonsense. Oh joy.
* Adam doesn't trust the chucklefucks with the precious table and marker pens. Not surprising - Jon and Sullivan drew sloppy penises and Laurie has created a sign saying "I am here against my will! HELP!"
* Rosie's complaining about the tone again - not unreasonably, to be honest.
* Adam's a professional host doncha know. He forgot the hellos.
* Is it me, or does Jon have a look of absolute mischief today?
* Laurie: "The more you talk, the less I remember." Adam: "Isn't that fun?"
* 6 minutes on the clock (and that includes the intros) and the screeching has started.
* Sullivan has drawn Gandalf the sperm.
* Laurie doesn't know his left and right.
* Jon: "By absolutely fucking up, Sully's come quite close to it..."
* Laurie: "oh, we just didn't listen to half the things you said, Laurie, it must be your fault. Fucking unblock your ears Gracey!"
* Laurie can't work with the rest of them, he hates them. Either he or everyone else will have to leave. He votes for everyone else. He's holding the microphones hostage.
* Uh-oh, it's Rosie's go. Sullivan says she has a goldfish memory.
* Rosie: "It's a cross between a velociraptor and a chicken." Sullivan: "How is this like a fucking chicken?
* Man who talks with his hands attempts to describe something without moving his hands.
* Rosie's drawings are really really lovely, whether they match the prompt or not - streets ahead of everyone else. Sullivan's are, generally, terrible.
* Tom's distinguishing between a devil and a demon.
* Adam's turning out to be really quite good at this one.
* On the other hand, Sullivan may have slightly missed the point "... if you want a bit more detail". This draws howls from Laurie and Rosie - of course they want more details.
* Jon: "How is it so damp and bedraggled?" Adam: "You've been washed and put away wet." Laurie loves him though.
* Tom to Adam: "It's adorable, it's a walrus insect!"
* Lots of them have gone for cute this time. Jon's is very special. Tom's has jonk in the tronk.
* Laurie: "Sully, you did a dreadful job! ... you fucked that."
* Tom is the channel's chief Sully apologist (although he denies it), but even he is distancing himself this time.
* Sullivan: "I went for Rosie's you know, but then ... I couldn't really remember it."
* Nobody is brave enough to heckle Tom.
* Sullivan to Adam: "When Tom was saying what he said, did you listen to the words?"
* Jon's is dabbing.
* Adam to Sullivan: "You had the AUDACITY to come for me?"
* Sullivan's has a rectum face and a penis tail. And we've gone. Tom actually has tears in his eyes.
* Adam: "It brings me great pleasure to inform you that that is dogshit... I wouldn't step on that if it was on fire."
* Tom: "It looks like someone tried making a bear and got bored."
* Laurie: "Gingers don't have souls, Adam, so actually that's quite hurtful that you would bring that up."
* Jon: "This is something that's upset *Rosie* - it must be hideous!"
* Adam: "Sully" and laughs. Sullivan: "you're just saying my name and laughing now?" Adam: "The concept of you, Sully..."
* Rosie's starting strong with the space monster vagina. Jon thinks he's going to jail for this one.
* Sullivan's is giving everyone the heebie jeebies.
* Tom has made his own picture, possibly from his own game.
* Rosie's continue to be objectively the best drawing, but Sullivan's started to capture the essence of the monsters.
* The cards are getting more and more complex.
* Adam thinks Sullivan did good describing, but Jon doesn't think we should go that far.
* A top hat is so named because it's the best hat.
* Sullivan's throwing shade, he thinks Adam can't resist voting for him in any case.
* Jon is delighted - to be the 2nd worst. "Least at not the worst!"

## Scores

* Sullivan 4
* Tom 4
* Jon 5
* Laurie 5
* Adam 6
* Rosie 6

## Talking Heads

Thoughtful talking heads are available this episode - lots about the game and how it works, which is really interesting.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Laurie.
* The game table actually has its cover on for this episode.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.