Slurspecticor

*"Other times I'm speaking so quickly that I slur"*

"**Slurspecticor**" is a moniker given to Aspecticor in reference to his ongoing trend of saying politically incorrect and offensive statements on stream.

## The Slur Incident

On February 2nd, 2022, while streaming HITMAN III, Aspecticor made a shocking admission. Out of nowhere, he brazenly stated that he sometimes slurs. This clip was clipped by QornOnTheQob, therefore, they made the moniker originally. Shocked and appalled, his audience took to Twitter with the #CancelAspecticor, which reached #3 trending in Red Deer. Aspecticor ended stream and returned a day later pretending to be sad, but it wasn't very convincing when he was splashing the fake tears on his face on camera as he apologized.

Eventually, following an enlightening reading of 1984, Aspecticor began to ban all mentions of a "slur incident". However, because he is lazy, he eventually gave up at this, and his fans began calling him "Slurspecticor".

## The Sexism Incident

4 days later, on February 6th, Aspecticor relapsed. While playing on the HITMAN map "Sapienza", he was spotted by a female NPC and she began begging for her life, saying "I'll do whatever you want." In response, Aspecticor callously remarked "Ok, could you make me a sandwich?" After this incident, Aspecticor's viewer statistics went from 99:1 proportion of men to women to a 100:0 proportion.

He also broke the barrier to become one of the top 100 most hated historical figures of all time, passing up Margaret Thatcher and Richard Nixon. In response to this, he reportedly told his haters to "make him another sandwich". Following this, he then passed Joseph Stalin on the rankings.

## The Racism Incident

On March 14th, Aspecticor went live with the title "All good things must come to an end...". Viewers were curious to find out what exactly was this good thing that was ending. Much to their shock, Aspecticor started talking about racism. When a viewer asked him about the title, he made a baffled face and said "Obviously, we're ending racism". Viewers then began asking if Aspecticor believed racism was a good thing, to which he responded by saying "You know what then, screw all of you, we're not ending racism". He then proceeded to lose 14 rounds of blackjack in a row, bankrupting himself and mortgaging his house in the process. He started a GoFundMe, but it was shut down when a viewer sent them a clip of the stream.

Months later, on November 11th, Aspecticor relapsed. While looking at a list of contracts in HITMAN III, he saw one titled "The Racist". Much to chat's horror, he promptly favorited the contract. He at first pretended to have done it as an accident, but later admitted it was not only intentional but rooted in his classic Albertan views. On a 30 minute rant about trucking, affirmative action, and crime data, Aspecticor accomplished the impressive feat of losing every one of his sponsors. Leaked GoodbyeFresh emails show executives panicking first to contact Aspect and then proceeding to attempts to DDOS his stream to stop the dumpster fire that was ensuing. Ultimately, however, Aspecticor could only be stopped by a bathroom break, during which Soylent Splive took over and immediately picked up where he left off.

## The Murder Incident

On May 15th, Slurspecticor went live with a stream titled 'I'm not finished yet...' His chat soon found out, this strange titled had little to do with the game of Hitman and a lot to do with the gruesome threats and murder he would show half way through his stream second hour. It all started when Aspecticor was playing on the map of Sapienza and saw the golf instructor, to which he responded with 'Oh no, the golf instructor. I don't like you. I hate that guy.' - a quote that was understandably met with outrage from the AspectiWhores. Soon after, he said 'OK, I hate that guy... but I hate that other guy even more.' He did this as he set off an explosion which killed two people. He then immediately went to the guard who noticed this heinous crime, shot him with a tranquillizer and said 'Come here. Come here. You know what? No. I'm putting you in the wood-chipper pal. Oh, we're going to the wood-chipper. No. No they can't save you.' He did this whilst dragging the man down several stairs and smiling.

Directly following this incident, everyone present in chat at the time reported this activity to their local authorities. Andrew James Will has not been seen since, nor the abducted man.