Kerker

The tupper profile of Kerker.

**Kerker** is a main character in the roleplays, as well as being from WebLink himself. He is known for being a weird character, his stupidity, and horniness. Despite this, he has moments of intelligence, and due to being related to PickleMan and Octalee through genetics and a shared past, they remain close, and Kerker is here to this day.

## Appearance

Kerker appears as a green pickle, much like his older brother PickleMan. Unlike PickleMan, he has longer, wavier arms, and a strong unibrow that covers his entire forehead.

Again, he is taller than average for a WEBLINK Pickle likely due to radiation, however he is 2 inches shorter than PickleMan, standing at 3'1. He is skinny and tall for his weight.

Up close, he is a bit more greasy looking than the other pickles, due to taking showers less regularly.

## Personality

Kerker has a very unique and divisive personality, causing the majority of people irl to like his character, and for the characters that aren't Kerker to not have nearly as favorable of a view. He is a very stupid character, with a confirmed IQ of 25. This is due to him being a "mental corrupt". Despite this, he can talk, walk, and fight, doing things that lead there to be a theory that he is secretly smart. This is not confirmed, and it is instead confirmed not to be the case however.

Kerker is a very horny character, who beats his pickle an average of 10 times a day, sometimes more. In one rp, he mentioned that sometimes he jacks off so much that his "pickle juice" turns red. Due to this horniness, he is known to crush on many female characters, often making them uncomfortable, and even says things that are wild, even acting questionable around PickleMan and Octalee!

Despite all this, he also has a softer, more innocent side to him, such as how he is often trying to get the attention of other characters, and often just wants to have a good time, in fact, that seems to be what Kerker values most. He does not like rules nor authority.

He will get into fights if he feels threatened, which due to his low intelligence he feels this often. Despite being skinny and presumably being easy to beat up, he is a well known, scary fighter who will not play by any rules, and will often take on characters that normally wouldn't have problems with taking him on, like Hood Apple, Blackjack, and Fucker.

He does not have a strong sense of fear over things that are actually scary, but he might feel spooked over minor, harmless things. Think of his sense of fear as being inversed.

His MBTI type is ENFP, take that as you will.

## Relationships

Kerker has many strong relations with other OC's, either very strong, or very much an antagonistic relationship. Here are a few examples.

### PickleMan

Kerker's relationship with PickleMan, is... complicated. Kerker seems to view PickleMan as his cool older brother that is sometimes cool, but will never let him have any fun. Kerker often annoys PickleMan, even if his intentions are in good faith. Kerker sees PickleMan as a "cocker spaniel" if he goes against his plans/ideas, but generally, he still sees him as a "super spaniel". PickleMan clearly views Kerker as stupid and weird, and in a way, they share a mutual dislike towards each other.

This dislike is only all on the surface, and it's not always present. What is always present is a love that the 2 characters have for each other, which is evidenced by how PickleMan defends Kerker oftentimes when doing so gets him into a worse situation than he was previously in, and the fact that Kerker generally goes to PickleMan as the first person for advice. Despite all the tension they may have, they are brothers, and PickleMan likely sees him, as well as Octalee as accomplishments.

### Octalee

Kerker seems to have a more positive relationship with Octalee than he does with PickleMan, despite the fact that he is often shown talking to PickleMan more often. They share a bunkbed together, and they are siblings, twins to be exact. Octalee, due to trying her best to be in good spirits and not assume bad of others, seems to not be as upfront as PickleMan whenever she gets annoyed with Kerker, and she is much more easily pushed around by Kerker. However, she does have her limits.

She is more disgusted by Kerker's weirdness than PickleMan, and she tends to be embarrassed by this, especially when out in public. She can ask Kerker to stop all she wants, but you don't need to try it out yourself to know that Kerker will not stop, he doesn't always take no for an answer.

They clearly have a close relationship though, and perhaps this is best shown in The 18th Birthday RP, where Ding, an infamous local maniac and serial killer, attempts to kidnap Kerker. Despite not wanting to fight at first, Octalee can't control herself, and she ends up taking Ding's knife and stabbing him over this, finally leading to Ding being arrested, by someone that generally is shown to be a weak character. They acknowledge that they are very much not similar as people, but that they had a good childhood, and they clearly value each other's presence deeply.

### Crouton

Kerker and Crouton are best friends, who in The PickleMan timeline has known Crouton since WEBLINK. They are both very stupid, horny, and often spend time together. In fact, they are very open with each other, especially when it comes to sexual stuff, which causes other characters such as PickleMan to question their sexuality. However, it is confirmed that these 2 characters are not homosexual, they are just very weird, and good friends with each other. Crouton often goes along with Kerker's ideas and plans, and rarely seems to think for himself, if ever.

### Fucker

Out of every citizen who lives in Corkview, Kerker may not hate another character quite as much as Fucker, besides Micheal. They often get into fights, especially now that Fucker is in a gang with Hood Apple and SquareZ called The ZKillas, and Kerker hates this. Kerker originally seemed to have good intent with Fucker, but Fucker has anger issues, and perhaps no character is as bad of a fit for Kerker as Fucker. So, at some point, they began their legendary feud which continues to this day, and both characters seem to try to one up each other constantly, especially since they are both incredible fighters who have low pain tolerances.

### Anna

Kerker seems to find Anna extremely attractive and has a crush on her, despite Anna making it clear that she finds Kerker gross, and doesn't want anything to do with him. Kerker sometimes gets annoyed with Anna and will lash out at her, due to her being a dog with female tendencies.

### Micheal

It's well established that many characters have had enough of the bullshit of Micheal, and Kerker is no exception. Having an IQ of 25, Micheal being such a nerd must aggravate Kerker to groundbreaking levels, and Kerker being Kerker views Micheal as a threat, leading to many fights.

### Faniel

Earlier in the article it states that Kerker may not hate another character quite as much as Fucker, besides Micheal. However, an honorable mention should go to Faniel. Kerker finds Faniel annoying, hateful, and obnoxious, and Faniel seems to have a bad temper.