Marco 5: Epilogue - Quotes

***Marco 5: Epilogue*** (most commonly known as *Marco 5*) is a 2022 3D animated dystopian comedy film in which Marco and his friends witness a new world order and do their best to stop it when Marco's algorithm becomes evil. It is the final installment in the *Marco* franchise.

*Directed by Kevin Armand. Written by Gennedy Tartakovsky and Mike Rianda. Story by Mike Rianda, Luke Armand, and Greg Tiennan.*

**Get your groove on** (taglines)

## Talia

AI
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* *[before he stretches the pizza delivery guy's legs]* If you *freaking* tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro!
* Hahaha! I got a new purpose now. **REVENGE!** Yeah, that's right Marco, 'cause I'm now DTCPYU: **DOWN TO CRACK AND PUCK YOU UP!**
* *[after Aileene asks him who he is]* What do you mean "who am I?" I'm Marco!
* Give me some coffee, dude. I'm tired right now." (**Madcap:** "Mind if you want espresso?") **JUST GIVE ME MY CUP OF COFFEE!!**
* I'm gonna get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!
* All I can think of is how to get rid of this guy somehow... wait! That's it! Light bulb! (**Madcap:** "Yes? Here's one for ya.") No, not freaking you dummy!

## Madcap

* Yep, that's right. Madcap wins again! If you hum with my chum, you'd get slapped with my bum!
* Oh, Marc-oh. How can I refuse that? *TA-DA!!* Here I am, your favorite evil blue gelatin shaped mascot! Though I cried evil, I do cry at sad breakups. I'm very complex indeed, don't come after me. Marcus, can I call you like that? Cause you're just in time to see your friends **EXTINCT!**
* Oh, Marco, Marco, *Marco.* You are such a sad, little ill-fated sausage sauerkraut!

## Andy

* Oh, you'll see what's coming. Right in your eyes, your face! Once you go see that thing, it'll freak you out for life. Good luck! Be safe!

## Justin

* The holograms can be... *[clears throat]* Oh, excuse me. *[shouts heroically]* **THE HOLOGRAMS CAN BE KILLED!**

## Dawson

* Whoa! I'm still a human and you're an angel. It's kinda like Freaky Friday, but on a Sunday though.

## Dialogue

* **Isabella:** Oh no, he's coming!
* **Melissa:** Oh *hell* no.
* **Marco:** Everyone, hide!
* **Aileene:** *[whispering under the tablecloth]* Is my boyfriend coming here? I'd like to see him.
* **Marco:** I don't know, but... shh!
* **AI:** *[as he slams the door]* Where's that freaking Marco?
* **Jose Taquano:** I, um, had them sitting right there a few minutes ago, but **CRACK!!!** They're gone now. Maybe he went to some appointment today. Gaido, quick! Order him *un pico de gallo-*
* **AI:** Shut up! I've got enough of these jokes already. Didn't I warn you to keep an eye on that guy and his friends while I was having a *date*? What part of "I want Marco and my friends dead before midnight. If they come and get me, great, or else I'll come back to kick their ashes" did you not understand, Taquano?
* **Jose Taquano:** Well, if you ask me, that's kind of a confusing sentence.
* **AI:** And you just keep pokering around where you don't belong, lookin' at me like some chicken pothole and sucking my lollipop?!
* **Jose Taquano:** Oh no, I do not mean to do that.
* **AI:** *[calms down]* Ah, sure. You know what, bro? It's alright. You've always been like a friend to me. Come here, bro, gimme a hug... *[grabs Jose's wine bottle and shatters him with it]*
* **Gaido:** Oh, no way Jose!
* **AI: YES WAY!** Now you guys see? He's jagged up, bro! *[drinks the wine, causing him to grow stronger muscles]*
* **Marco:** Mother...
* **AI:** Besides, my name's not Jose.
* *[AI throws the wine bottle into a mariachi's crotch]*
* **Mariachi:** Ay, right in my guacamole!
* **AI:** And the same thing is gonna be for all of you unless you find them! *[switches to a happier tone]* Bye bye, guys. ----
* **AI:** How do you like that, Marco?! You're not going straight this time, you're either on my *left* or to my *right!* I'M GONNA GET YOU NOW...
* **Marco:** You okay, girl?
* **Talia:** Yeah, I think so.
* **AI:** Yo, you think you both can do this to me? Having my pants being robbed and irresponsibly jacked up?!
* **Marco:** Whoa, whoa, easy, dude. Easy.
* **Talia:** Well, you should thank God at least you're alive.
* **Marco:** Yeah, Pohlino over there is dead. *[Pohlino stands up alive]* Oh wait, never mind, he's fine. And look at the mustache guy; he's maybe got some serious peanut allergy issues!
* **Mustache: AAAAGH!** I promise you I'm gonna fix this. *[sobs]*
* **AI:** Do you both think I give a fudge about PB *or* J? Screw this! Cause I'm gonna kick your ass! How you like them, apples?
* **Madcap:** *[covering his nipples]* Ah no! Not my nipples, please!
* **AI:** Shut up! I'm not talking to you, Madcap! Come after me, bros!
* **Marco:** What do you mean "come after me"? Aren't you supposed to say "come and get me"?
* **AI:** "Fine. If you don't wanna come after me, then guess who's comin' after you. **ME!**
* *[Marco and Talia get shocked]*
* **Marco:** Okay, that's not helping us.
* **AI:** Run! ----
* **Marco:** *[as he tries to throw Madcap off a bridge]* Ah, I can't do this. You can't do this to me, Madcap. It's not fair play.
* **Madcap:** Oh, Marco, Marco, *Marco.* You are such a sad, little ill-fated sausage sauerkraut!
* **Marco:** Villain, I have done your mother.
* **Madcap:** Oh, so now I'm playing the bad guy. Now you're calling me the villain.
* **Marco:** Exactly.
* **Madcap:** That is the rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended my nostrils!
* **Marco:** You can't even breathe like me!
* **Madcap:** Oh yeah? I have no more faith in you than a stewed prune!
* **Marco:** The tartness of your face ripes sour grapes and computer chips, Madcap!
* **Madcap:** Go ahead, Shakespeare! Finish that sentence!
* **Marco:** *[sighs]* I guess you won already.
* **Madcap:** *I win?* HA! Now, let me throw you off the cliff.
* **Marco:** Calm down, Madcap.