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Expensive Whisky, a trip to Panama, and a Whole Lot of Entertainment

**Zee Barnes**

*January 23, 2014*

The first sitting of the House looms above us. Many have been buried under stacks of paperwork while others under stacks of empty wine glasses. A little too much fun, friends? But among all that a storm brews within the SWAG party when Associate Minister of Defence, Chris MacMillan was booted from the caucus on the accusation of a spending scandal; a scandal that took him to the beaches of Panama for an all-exclusive vacation while the party’s SWAGanami gained momentum through months of work.

The auditor general is currently investigating this scandalous retreat and the public has to ask, is this the only personal expenses he is hiding? The total is rumoured to be over $50,000 after just a morning of investigation. Strippers are among the speculations. The audit also *quotes “Mr. MacMillan is guilty of illegally expensing his trip to Panama for a total of $79,384.97. There is suspicion of the Minister of Administrative Affairs being involved as well in possibly having cut the check knowing of the illegality of the expense. However further investigation will be done to confirm this.*”Yet most shocking of all is the butter? You read correctly. Butter. The audit report continues to specify *“details are emerging that involve 42 pounds of butter be expensed on the taxpayers dime by Mr. MacMillan during his trip to Panama”*One could only imagine the implications of such absurdity.I truly hope that within that spending is great suit, Mr. MacMillan… I hear STYLE may need a little more professionalism with this revolution that is about to begin. (#vegan belongs among the hipsters. Not in Parliament)

The reports and leaks coming in have been indicating that Mr. MacMillian’s political future may be in danger with the greatest question of the hour—who will take over the portfolio? Thursday’s opening remarks have a lot of promise and a weekend of tension is ahead. Pour yourselves some brandy and let’s enjoy the show.
The North

**The North** (French: *Le Nord*) is a region on North America to the Northwest of Canada, of which little is known. No one from the North has made any contact with Canada, or any other country. The CASK-Quartier-GOT coalition government of MPSP18 constructed a wall along the border between Canada and the North in hopes of preventing any kind of zombie invasion, fears of which GOT had been stoking throughout the Parliamentary Session. This was the key policy in ensuring the support of GOT in the coalition taking power.
Gertalian Conflict

The **Gertalian Conflict of MPSP2023**, commonly known simply as the **Gertalian Conflict**, is an ongoing international conflict since the 2nd Sitting Day of *MPSP2023* between Canada and Gertalia after the Canadian Parliament recognized the legitimacy of the government of the Provisional State of Belgium. Initially seen as a major red flag among many military analysts, the conflict has entered a stalemate after the Gertalians lost control of Prince Edward Island.

## Battle of Prince Edward Island

The Battle of Prince Edward Island was a battle between the Canadian Army and the 943rd Gertalian Batallion that took place on Prince Edward Island. Gertalian forces were able to sneak under the noses of Canadian parliamentarians as they covertly took control of most of the province. This caused major panic within the Canadian House of Commons, causing the then-Prime Minister, Max Christie, to go to the front lines to lead the Canadian Armed Forces in a campaign to recapture the lost territory.

The major turning point of the battle was the Counterattack of Confederation Bridge when Albertan-Prince Edward Islander cavalry troops led by Christie marched down and decimated the Gertalian troops that were pushing forward. Christie was killed in action during the Counterattack, leaving the position of Prime Minister vacant for approximately 5 seconds; he was succeeded by his twin brother, Xam Eitsirhc.

Gertalian forces then slowly began getting absolutely rekt across the province until they were forced to withdraw from the province, returning it to Canadian control.
CASE

CASE was a political party active during MPSP15. The party shot from 4th place to government shortly before the election after it successfully infiltrated and destroyed the CRIME party, which was the previous front runner. CASE governed until the beginning of Day 2 when it was toppled by a coalition of opposition parties (see CCCC-SQUOSS coalition). The CASE government is most remembered for the *Alcoholic Action Plan*, and for having inspired the Keystone Centre for Brewing Democracy.

 Party Platform

CASE's platform focused primarily on beer and alcohol. The party emphasized alcohol independence and cheaper and more accessible alcohol. This led to the birth of the cornerstone of the party platform, the creation of the Keystone Light Pipeline.

## Government

As winners of the election, The Rt. Hon. Taylor Brown presented the Speech From the The Throne for the 2015 session of Parliament.

CASE won the election, and would last the entirety of the first day. As government, CASE railed against their opposition, while themselves focused primarily on their own policy. Meanwhile, their opposition rallied against them, slamming them in question period and committees. Their sweeping reforms led to their downfall, as the united opposition defeated their bill, and the government. Despite this, elements of their government bill were passed later.

## Opposition

Upon losing government, CASE stood as a strong opposition to the CCCC-SQUOSS super coalition, however due to its size, could not defeat it. They would remain opposition until the end of the session. Some members diverged, founding the KEG party, as well as the Maverick Caucus, but neither could stop the super coalition.

## Bills and Legislation

### Government Bill

Bill C24 - Canada's Alcoholic Action Plan Act.

See the original Bill here.

### Opposition Motion

Motion M-420

See the original Bill here.

## Members

The full Day 1 member list and seating plan can be found here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!AkSS0JfrzmhGiNlm3Un6VY8cTHEQGA
De Silvia-Legault Award

The **de Silvia-Legault Award** (French: Prix de Silvia-Legault) is an accolade bestowed upon model parliamentarians who keep Model Parliament lighthearted and fun. It was first created in 2022 by Speaker of the House Tegwyn Skye Curtis and Governor General Shailee Shah, and is named after former Prime Minister Keith de Silvia-Legault. It was first awarded to Pascal Morimanno during the closing ceremonies of MPSP22.
Environment Committee (MPSP19)

## Overview

The Standing Committee on Environment is convening to determine how the government should respond to recent reports that Canada’s Tim Hortons Iced Capp is melting. The Government of Canada recognizes the unique and sensitive nature of this problem, and the Committee has been granted wide latitude to proceed in whatever way it deems appropriate.

## Background

*The following is taken from the formerly classified briefing on the issue provided to Committee members.*

"Canada’s Tim Hortons Iced Capp is one of the world’s natural wonders. Covering thousands of square kilometers of the Arctic Sea during the winter months, the Iced Capp is a key part of the Canada’s Northern ecosystem, as it provides shelter and food for a plethora of flora and fauna. Known for its majestic mountain peaks of whipped creme and twisting rivers of chocolate syrup, the Iced Capp truly is a Canadian treasure.

But that’s not all. In addition to providing sweet, frozen, sugary (and lightly caffeinated) sustenance to many of Canada’s most beloved creatures, the Iced Capp is also a key contributor to the economy. Millions of tons of the Iced Capp is harvested every year and transported to Tim Hortons locations around the world to serve during summer heat waves and satisfy late-night cravings. The Iced Capp harvesting industry supports thousand of jobs across Canada, and is especially important for Northern communities that don’t have access to other employment opportunities.

Lately, scientists have been alarmed at the rate the Iced Capp has been shrinking. A recent report from the Frasier Institute found that the Iced Capp has shrunk over 40% compared to 2005 levels, and is at risk of disappearing almost completely during the summer months. The melting also poses a threat to coastal communities around the world, as rising sea levels are expected to accelerate at a rapid pace. If nothing is done, the report indicates Canada’s Iced Capp could soon become nothing more than a giant Iced Coffee."

## Issues Facing the Committee

Senior officials at Environment Canada recommended that the Committee begin by meeting with the author of the report, to gain a greater grasp on the scope of the issue. Some important issues to consider were:

* What is causing the melting? Can it be stopped?
* How is the melting affecting animals and plants? What can be done to help them?
* Should Canada transition away from its Iced Capp-based economy and diversify? If so, what should Tim Hortons’ replacement drink be?
* Ultimately, how should Canada respond to this issue? Change is certainly required as the current path is not sustainable, so what will have to give?
The War on Pumpkin Spice

The War on Pumpkin Spice was a movement led by Oliver Parker's INC Party while in opposition during day two of MPSP16.

The BASIC-ASAP Coalition Government, which had survived a vote at the end of Day 1, had proposed a Budget Implementation Bill to begin implementing their platform. However, the opposition moved an amendment to the bill that would have declared a war against Pumpkin Spice. The amendment passed with a majority from the Opposition INC and TAL parties, as well as several independents, and the government was forced to defeat its own legislation to avoid a war.
Novada

**Novada**, officially the **United Regions of Novada** (French: *Régions-Unies de Novada*), is a country in Western North America. It is located to the South of Canada, to the West of New Frengland and Floriduh, and to the North of the Carribean Bloc.

## History

Novada was formed as a result of the Southern Civil War, where is sought secession from New Frengland. Though the actual reasons for secession vary, it is widely accepted that it was mostly a rejection of former New Frenglish President Reginald Krumpus after he ruined Christmas. The secession war also led to the release of Floriduh under their leader, Jeb!.

## Geography

Novada is one of the hottest regions in the world, home to several large stretches of desert. Most of the population is settled along the coast or in Texan region.

It is the only country in the world other than Canada that borders both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

## Government

President George W. Tree has led Novada since the Southern War, with many of his opponents claiming that he has only been able to hang onto power due to the war and hostile relations with New Frengland.

Novada uses a bicameral legislative system, which it copied from New Frengland, and both houses must pass all legislation. The President has veto power over any decisions made by the Congress. Novada is known for instilling particularly strong powers in its head of state by granting him the power to determine how the boundaries for the congressional ridings are drawn.

## Economy

The economy is largely centered around tourism and entertainment. Gambling and movie making are the two largest industries, while professional sports and alcohol production are also important factors.

## Culture

Novada considers itself "The Capital of Fun". Las Houstos is home to hundreds of casinos and dozens of resorts, Los Demonios is the base for most major international film companies and studios, and its southern region is known for its strong tequila and party lifestyle.

Novada and Floriduh are known to settle their disputes via football, the most popular sport in both countries.

## Contact with Canada

Novada first established relations with MP Sebastian Muermann in MPSP18, as he worked to map the world of MPSP. Canada at first refused to acknowledge them due to close relations with New Frengland. However the CASK government under Prime Minister Michael Giesbrecht formally recognized them after they threatened to stop exporting movies and tequila to Canada.
Sport Committee (MPSP18)

## Overview

The Standing Committee on Sport convened to discuss the first Olympiads. The Olympiads were a new series of bi-annual sporting events coming to the world stage, with the goal of fostering international competition at the highest level and increasing global cooperation through sport. The Olympiads are one-of-a-kind and unprecedented and definitely bore no similarity to something called “the Olympics”.

## Background

*The following is taken from the (formerly classified) briefing on the issue that was provided to Committee members.*

"The Olympiads are set to take place in March, and as of yet almost nothing has been determined, from the events, to the location, to the participants. The Committee must act quickly to ensure the events are able to take place.

As a founding member of the International Olympiad Association, the governing body of the games, Canada has been asked to help design the events. Specifically, Canada has been asked to select 5 sports that will be included in the Olympiads.

In addition, Canada would like to serve as host for the first ever Olympiads next Spring. As a collection of some of the brightest minds in Canada, it is the responsibility of you the Committee to design Canada’s bid. You must select a host city and develop a plan to ensure that the event goes well, as well as create a plan for ensuring that Canada’s athletes are well equipped and ready to compete by March.

Canada’s national pride and integrity is on the line. Good luck."

## Issues Facing the Committee

Primary concerns for the committee were as follows:

* *Canadian Pride:* Given this unique opportunity to make a mark on history, the Committee should try to come up with sports that truly embody what it means to be Canadian. Whether that means “hockey”, “apologizing”, or “constantly comparing ourselves to the United States” is up to the Committee.
* *Tourism:* While there is absolutely no evidence to support this claim, somebody once said in a meeting that hosting the Olympiads could be a huge benefit to the local economy. When choosing where Canada would like to host the games, this should be a key consideration.
Incumbent

The **incumbent** is the current holder of an office or position, usually in relation to an election. In an election for president, the incumbent is the person holding or acting in the office of president before the election, whether seeking re-election or not. In some situations, there may not be an incumbent at time of an election for that office or position (ex; when a new electoral division is created), in which case the office or position is regarded as vacant or open. In New Frengland, Novada, and Floriduh, an election without an incumbent is referred to as an **open seat** or **open contest**.
MPSP2016

MPSP16 was the model parliament simulation held in January of 2016.

## Parties

* INC
* BASIC
* TALL
* ASAP
* HICK
* CBC
* CRIMÉ
* Star Wars Party (Galactic Empire)

## Election Results

 BASIC
 TALL
 ASAP
 IND

## Major Events

* Founding of the Keystone Center for Brewing Democracy
* Founding of the National Roast
* Return and Banning of the Connolly Protocol
* Passing of the Making Dreams Come True Act
* Passing of BASIC Government Bill
STYLE's Young Caucus: Refreshing or Reckless?

**By Mark Wente, Mope and Wail**

*January 21, 2014*

“Out with the old, in with the new.” If that isn’t the Society of Toronto Yonge Street Leadership Elites’ motto, then it should be. STYLE, newcomers to the Canadian political arena, pride themselves on their young and enthusiastic caucus. A full 78% of their seats are held by first-time MPs. Certainly, this youth brings vigour and the opportunity for fresh ideas that are long overdue in Canadian politics. Similarly, STYLE’s high gender parity will finally bring more female voices to the political table. Notable STYLE MPs such as Toronto-Danforth’s Oliver Parker or Haliburton-Kawartha Lakes-Brock’s Morgan Bell, both in their first mandates as Members of Parliament, have shown strong initiative and social media presence, gaining support and popularity well outside their own constituencies. Young Canadians, who often choose simply not to vote, are nonetheless impressed by STYLE’s commitment to fashion, ethical food and indie music. Their position on foreign affairs and mail delivery are getting people talking in cities across the country.

And yet, there limits to how much faith we can have in these young whippersnappers. While STYLE far outnumbers CATS – parliament’s third party – in the House, they hold the least number of seats in Alberta, Manitoba, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and Labrador, and no seats at all in PEI. This regionalism is undoubtedly a product of many of their key platform points, such as their poor treatment of rural farmers and their suggested tax increases. Their proposed national light rail system seems strangely reminiscent of the IPP’s woeful trans-national rollercoaster.

The question now is how STYLE will straddle this line between refreshing new ideas and inexperience. The party has already proven that it isn’t afraid to take policy risks to suggest real, radical change for Canadians, but all of this will mean nothing if those policies stay on paper. STYLE supporters can only hope that their legions of newbie MPs have been reading up on their parliamentary procedure to be effective when the time comes to hold SWAG accountable in the House.

It remains to be seen whether STYLE’s small handful of political heavy-weights, notably Ben Martin (former IPP Minister of Finance and Defense), Cameron Pearson (former Minister of Public Safety under the FAC-TNP coalition government) and two-time Prime Minister Kelden Formosa (a recent party acquisition), will be able to lead the party to competency as Official Opposition and present a legitimate alternative to SWAG. If they cannot, we might just have to live with four more years of #SWAGROT.

*Edit: It was originally reported that STYLE holds no seats in Newfoundland and Labrador. In fact, STYLE member Emery White represents Random-Burin-St. George’s.*
Keystone Light Pipeline

The Keystone Light Pipeline was a national project undertaken by the CASE government in MPSP15. It was the cornerstone of the government's election platform and key legislation, Bill C-24, *Canada's Alcoholic Action Plan Act*.

Specifically, Part 5 of the omnibus bill was amended to recognize alcoholic beverages as jurisdiction of Natural Resources Canada. The department was to be tasked to *"deliver Keystone Light, brewed from rocky mountain glacier water, to Canadian households, cottages, hockey games, and pubs; and, throughout transport and until delivery, the Keystone Light must be no warmer than 2°C."*

After the defeat of the CASE bill and thus the pipeline, former prime minister Taylor Brown using the summer recess as a way to rush a vote through the house. Upon returning, the pipeline was very controversial, based on the nature of its construction. However, after reaping the benefits of the pipeline for their ridings, and its massive support, most MPs accepted the adoption of the pipeline. Negotiations began with the US to begin construction of an expansion of the pipeline in MPSP16.

Negotiations were led by Andre Roy on the recommendations of the committee on foreign affairs, based on his resemblance to former prime minister Erik Koskela of the SWAG government. The expansion was later approved.
Alec Connor

The Rt. Hon. Alec Connor PC MP OC (@AlecConnorMPSP) is a Model Parliamentarian and former Prime Minister of Canada who has been active since MPSP17 who lead the DODO Front government in MPSP19 and has striking similarities to Jeb! the Supreme Leader of Floriduh. The two have not been seen in the same room together.
MPSP2017

MPSP17 was the model parliament simulation held in January of 2017.

## Parties

* CPU
* HOOK
* CLASS
* LIT
* HIPPY
* MAPLE
* FUN (Day 2)

## Election Results

 HOOK
 CLASS
 MAPLE
 IND

## Major Events

* Roastmedia Takeover
* Establishment of the National Archives
* Ken Bone(r) Mystery
* Second Attempt at Declaring War on Frengland
* Passing of the HOOK-CLASS Coalition Bill
* Passing of the FUN Party Bill
* Passing of the HIPPY Motion

## Committees

* Natural Resources
* Foreign Affairs
* Heritage
* Public Safety Committee
Real Problems? Nah I Just Want My Lime

**Zee Barnes**

A couple days in the House can lead to many things—great policies, horrible motions, too much heckling, one too many after-work drinks, and of course a whole lot of regrettable decision making.

Well, look at that….speaking of questionable decision making, Style Critic of Justice, Colin Guildman was spotted escorted out of the local Parliamentary drinking establishment after starting a fight over the fact that the lime zest in his drink was not “vegan”. The bartender claimed that it in fact was organic and the lime completely grown in Canada. Not taking this very well, Mr. Guildman emptied the drink on to the bar and hurled the glass in the employee’s direction. He has been recorded yelling “WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM? I JUST WANT A DAMN VEGAN LIME”. Other sources have confirmed that this outburst may be brought in front of a disciplinary committee later in the week. Will the Style party put up with this kind of MP behaviour or will Mr.Guildman pull what is now being referred to a “MacMillan” and flee to Panama?  As this was witnessed by petrified onlookers and videos are expected to turn up soon.

 —-

Do you have any shocking stories for me? I promise I don’t bite…often. @zee\_barnes\_MP14
The Senate Era

## The Age of Legend

The Age of Legend was the period of time prior to well documented Model Parliamentary History. This era ended in MPSP14.

The Senate Era, also known as the Age of Legend, was a time in MPSP history prior to MPSP14, when the House of Commons sat in the much smaller red chamber.

Information available from this period for historians and archivists to use is limited, and much of Model Parliamentary history must be recreated through legends and myths combined with the small amount of written history available. Since the Expansion of the House of Commons, when the House moved to the much larger Green Chamber.

This was long ago, and thus events and parties were part of a different time and place than the current model parliaments, and thus should be looked at with some level of discernment and care. This also meant that the event was smaller, and as such, governments consisted of fewer people.
(Model) Parliamentary Committees

Committees are an often overlooked but fundamentally important organ of the Canadian Parliamentary system. Committees examine, in small groups, selected matters in greater depth than is possible in the House of Commons. They report conclusions of those examinations, and recommendations, to the House. Committees undertake studies on departmental spending, legislation and issues related to their mandate.

Every year in Model Parliament, four or more Committees are struck in order to tackle the issues deemed to be of the most importance to the country during that session of Parliament. The topics and chairs are chosen through a non-partisan system, and Committee members are selected by their parties to work on the issues in question.

Record-keeping on Parliamentary Committees primarily covers the period from MPSP17 (the founding of the archive) onwards. Unfortunately, little information is available for periods prior to this.

## Parliamentary Committees of MPSP19

* Standing Committee on Transport
* Standing Committee on Foreign Affairs
* Standing Committee on the Environment
* Special Committee on the Parliamentary Fire

## Parliamentary Committees of MPSP18

* Standing Committee on Canadian Heritage
* Standing Committee on Health
* Standing Committee on Sport
* Standing Committee on Oceans & Fisheries

## Parliamentary Committees of MPSP17

* Standing Committee on Natural Resources
* Standing Committee on Foreign Affairs
* Standing Committee on Canadian Heritage
* Standing Committee on Public Safety
Beverage Freedom Index

## Introduction

The Beverage Freedom Index is an annual report released by the Keystone Centre for Brewing Democracy since MPSP2016.

## 2016

Per the 2016 report Canada placed last behind more alcoholically liberal countries, such as Iran and Saudi Arabia.

## 2017

During MPSP17, the Right Honourable Jonathan Hopkins tables the Beverage Freedom Index. The report offered no consolation - Canada had fallen behind countries as backwards as Slovakia in terms of beverage freedom.
MPSP2023

**MPSP2023**, also known as **Model Parliament 2023** (French: *Simulation parlementaire 2023*), is the model parliament session that took place from January 19th to January 20th, 2023. It was the 22nd iteration of the event hosted by the University of Ottawa AÉÉIPPSSA, also known as the International, Political & Policy Studies Student Association (French: *Association étudiante des études internationales et politiques*).

## Parties

* Guide Party of Canada (GPC)
* No Name Party (NN)
* Pirate Party (PIR)
* Seal Party of Canada (SPOC)
* (Taylor's Party) Party (TAY)
* Rideau Street McDonald's Party (RSMcD'sP)
* Birthday Party (BP)
* Perhaps Party (PP)
* Droid Party (DP)
* Navy Seals Party of Canada (NSPOC)
* Baby Seals Party of Canada (BSPOC)
* Nappy Nap Milky Milk Party (NNMMP)
* Independents (IND)

## References & footnotes

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 This party was formed during Day 2.
2. ↑ Independent politicians are non-partisan and do not have a party or any formal organization amongst themselves.
Bills and Legislation

Here is listed links to all of the original Legislation and parties who presented it. This links only to legislation available through the Archive or submitted to them. If you have legislation which was tabled, but does not appear in this list, please email info@uottawampsp.com.

## List Legislation Tabled in Model Parliament

MPSP18

-Bill C-5: The 5 O'Clock Again in Canada Act

-Bill C-12: The 12 Steps to Economic Recovery and Preparing for Winter Act

MPSP17

-Bill C-7: An Act to Put the ARRR Back in Parliament

-Bill C-150: The Getting Back to Basics Act

MPSP16

-Bill C-15: The Audit the Fed Act

-Bill C-1003: The Bringing Coffee to Canadians Act

MPSP15

-Bill C-24: Canada's Alcoholic Action Plan

MPSP14
Chronicle Chronicle

The ***Chronicle Chronicle*** was a news outlet active from MPSP13 to MPSP15. It was founded in November 2012 by journalist Steve Baikin. Coloquially known as the 'ChronChron', the *Chronicle Chronicle* ceased to exist following the departure of its founder and principle contributor after the 14th Parliament. At the time of its dissolution, the news outlet was the longest standing source of news.

During the 2013 Model Parliament, its primary website was http://stevebaikin.tumblr.com/. Its main news competition came from news station *MP13 News*.

During the 2014 Model Parliament, its publications were posted on https://mpsp2014.wordpress.com/. Its main competition came from the newly established *Mope and Wail*, as well as from the short-lived *Golden Rayz News*. The appearance of these new media outlets caused the ChronChron's presence to shrink significantly. During the summer between the 2014 and 2015 Parliaments, the Chronicle Chronicle was put up for sale, however, no potential buyers expressed interest, and as a result it remained in the hands for Steve Baikin for one more year.

During the 2015 Model Parliament, *ChronChron* publications were limited to Baikin's twitter account. The page went silent following the adjournment of Parliament and was never heard from again.
The Rumsands

The Rumsands were key to the economy, first discussed in MPSP17. It consists of mounds of dirt, converted through distilleries across the prairies. The Rumsands have unfortunately begun to decline, and thus the economy of Canada has taken a turn after heavy investment from the HOOK government of MPSP17.
Sebastian Bracker

Sebastian Bracker served as Minister of Dank Memes for two sitting goverments, his contirbutions to CPULIT and CASK equal what he has done to amplify the amount of memes in MPSP. He is notable for his rise to becoming **The Senate**. Below you will find his legacy.

Many Model Parliamentarians refer to Sebastian's rise to power as a tragedy. Sebastian Bracker was once a first year student similar to everyone else, he found safe spaces in McDoubles and Beer, he loved spicy memes, but perhaps most notably he was failing school just like everyone else. He desperately looked for solutions to stop this and he found that joining CPULIT was the only way he could save himself, and the ones he loved. He joined CPULIT with his best friend Jane Dukes, the meme lord of Model Parliament.

She was so powerful and so wise that she could use pictures and words to create Memes... She had such a knowledge of Memes that she could even keep the memes she cared about from dying... It's important to note that the Dark Arts of the Meme are a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful that the only thing she feared was losing her power, which eventually of course she did, when her Apprentice Sebastian murdered her in her sleep. Ironic... she could save the memes she loved, but not herself.

Armed with the skills to pay the bills Sebastian built a dynasty, he became a force to be reckoned with - Parties recruited him for his meme expertise, each time he was called upon it seemed as if he knew it was going to happen as each time he replied with "A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one". He served as Minister of Memes for two governments, however one young Model Parliamentarian quickly caught on to what was going on and reported it to the MPSP committee. Ever since the death of Jane Dukes MPSP Leadership had been searching for the Meme Lord, it was not until the third episode of his Model Parliament Career where Sebastian Bracker finally revealed himself...

*The House was tense, the Governor General along with the Serjeant-at-Arms and MPSP leadership arrived to take Sebastian Bracker into custody... But he had different plans*

Armed with the power of the meme, and what will be three years of experience under his belt, Sebastian will become Prime Minister, he loves democracy, he loves the republic and in order to ensure the security and continuing stability, Parliament will be re-organized into the first Western Empire! For safe and Secure Society!
Dalton Wakely

## Rt. Hon. Dalton Wakely

The Rt. Hon. Dalton Wakely is a former University of Ottawa Model Parliament participant who served as Prime Minister, Minister of Foreign Affairs, and as Chief Government Whip. He also served as the Ambassador to the European Union.

Dalton began his career in Model Parliament after being elected the MP for West Vancouver-Sunshine Coast-Sea to Sky Country (WVSCSC) in MPSP14. As a rookie MP he was awarded by the STYLE leadership for his outstanding support of all things Toronto, he was appointed Minister of Democratic Reform.

The following year, Dalton took a significant leadership role in the all-Canadian CCCC. Where he served as the party's Chief Whip; successfully negotiating a coalition with other opposition parties to topple the government and bring his party to power.

The pinnacle of his career was in MPSP16 when he co-chaired the party leadership election for INC, Dalton gained incredible respect from colleagues from all parties for his neutrality, organization and effectiveness. He was then appointed as the Government Caucus Chair and as the Minister of Foreign Affairs in the INC government. When INC fell, Dalton successfully pushed for a new coalition government to oppose BASIC. With Oliver Parker at the helm of the stable Star Wars party, Parker resigned and the Governor General permitted Dalton to become the Prime Minister. He resigned his seat after MPSP16.

In 2017, Dalton was named the Ambassador to the European Union. He returned along with several former Prime Ministers and Governors General to form the GOP caucus in MPSP18. Afterward, he retired indefinitely.
MPSP ESCAPE CLUE

If you want to have access to the following clue here are the things you must do:

Find the Good Old Party which has now dug its grave

And find the first two members who had wished to misbehave

Ces deux fondateurs sont tous les deux égaux

Mais seulement l'un d'eux portent le même nom de famille qu'un superhéros.
Nicholas Lebel

The Right Honourable **Nicholas Y. P. Lebel (he/him)**, PC, MP (nɪk.ə.ləs / Nik-oh-luhs; born July 17th, 20XX) who is a Canadian Model Parliamentarian. Lebel was the second leader of the Guide Party of Canada, after then leader Daniel Cantin resigned. Lebel was elected for the first time during the MPSP 2023 general election for the riding of Lakeland, Alberta. Prior to his election, Lebel was a tourism leader and advocate during his tenure as an educational officer specializing in Canadian politics and it's parliamentary system. Nicholas Lebel can be followed on twitter @NicholasL\_MPSP.

## Personal Life

Lebel, although he was raised in Hearst, Ontario, a small rural community in Northern Ontario, he was born in Timmins, Ontario due to a shortage of physicians. Lebel attended local French schools and he received his Ontario Secondary School Diploma (OSSD) (French: *diplôme d'études secondaires de l'Ontario or DÉSO)* after graduating from the *École secondaire catholique de Hearst*. Later on, Lebel moved to the great city of Lloydminster to pursue his passion of farming and politics as he accepted a position as the first Director and Professor of the new faculty of Government and Agri-Policies (GAP), but also as the Bilingualism Vice-President of Lakeland College. During his tenure he taught classes relating to the Canadian Parliamentary System, Global Foods and Agricultural Politics, and Tourism Management. During his spare time, Lebel enjoyed farming with his friends and locals of Lloydminster at the Great Communo-Farm, and learning new languages, he currently speaks French, English and a bit of Portuguese, all while slowly learning American Sign Language (ASL).

## Politics

In 2022, Lebel was tired of hearing the same old elitist politicians not representing all Canadians from coast to coast to coast.

On October 5th, 2022, he filed his papers to become a Guide Party of Canada candidate during the MPSP 2023 General Elections in the riding of Lakeland, AB.

During the end of October, Daniel Cantin, the first leader of the Guide Party of Canada resigned of their position, the GPC caucus selected Lebel to be their successor as leader of the GPC. As the new leader of the party, Lebel negotiated the Great New Big Deal with the Seal Party of Canada (SPOC) and the (Taylor's Party) Party to join forces and to form a coalition government to put an end to elitist politicians.

November 25th, 2022, Nicholas Lebel was elected to be the next Member of Model Parliament for the riding of Lakeland, AB. He received 86% of the voters confidence during that election.

As the GPC, the SPOC and the Taylor's Party altogether received the most amount of seats during the MPSP 2023 General Election the Guiding Seals to Taylor Coalition (GST), the GST will be forming Their Majesty's Government during the opening of the MPSP 2023 Parliament.

## Electoral Record

MPSP 2023 General Election: Lakeland
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 Seal Party of Canada
 Pirate Party
Ugandan Union

The **Ugandan Union** (French: *Union Ougandaise*) is the Southernmost country in Africa. The country is considered the most influential in Africa, with significant influence being due to control over the waters along the continent's southern shores.

## History

Formation of the country began in 1957, when fourteen city-states came together in defence against an invasion from Old Guinea. All but one city lost their leader in the war, and so the last remaining city, Johannestown, assumed control over the other allied city-states. None of the allies rebelled, considering union to be beneficial to all of them.

## Geography

The country is a union of fourteen different regions that had previously been city-states prior to the Ugandan-Guinean War. These regions are each demographically and environmentally diverse from one another.

There is a region in the centre of the country referred to as "Aslan's Country", which is a heavily mountainous region that has no ice or snow, but is rather covered in trees, grass and flowers and is oddly warm. The country's first president, Aslan Leone, was born in this region and also won *The Battle of the Mountains* of the Ugandan-Guinean War here. Upon the country's founding, it was officially named after Leone in his honour.

## Government

Aslan Leone has led the country since its creation, routinely winning re-election with upwards of 90% of the vote. Leone is often referred to as "the Great Lion" for his bravery in the leading the country during and after the war.

Leone has full capacity to act in whatever manner he wills as President, however he has never decreed any laws or regulations. He considers his people free to act as they wish, as long as they act honourably towards one another.

Each of the fourteen regions of the country have refused to elect any local governments, which community advocates believing it unnecessary for as long as President Leone is alive.

## Economy

The Ugandan Union is considered the preeminent trade power in Africa due to their sole domain over the Antarctic Ocean along their southern border. Inter-African trade is largely done through this passage, and therefore the Ugandans are often considered to be the current hegemonic power of the continent.

## Contact with Canada

The Ugandan Union first established relations with MP Sebastian Muermann in MPSP18, as he worked to map the world of MPSP.
MPSP2013

**Model Parliament 2013** (MPSP13 or MP13SP) was the model parliament simulation held in the Centre Block House of Commons from January 17 to 18, 2013.

## Parties

* Wise and Sophisticated Party (WaSP)
* Social Justice League (SJL)
* Farmers Alliance of Canada (FAC)
* True North Party of Canada (TNP)
* Parti Bleue
* Atlantic Alliance (AA)

## Major Events

* Banana's in Pajamas's Fiasco
* Founding of the Chronicle Chronicle

## Organizers

See the full online book here.

See the news reel here.
Star Wars Party

The Star Wars Party was a coalition party active during MPSP16. It was the emalgamation of the TALL party and INC, which overthrew the CRIMÉ party to take government. Its name and theme are drawn from the former Prime Minister Marcus Mattinson love for Star Wars, and a form of retribution for the change to CRIMÉ. It was also cause for the banning of Wookie speech, due to the inability of the translators to understand what was being said. This caused much uproar from Wookie communities across Canada.

## Party Platform

The party was centered entirely on the Star Wars films, with most inspiration being from the Galactic Empire side of the conflict. Jokes and references were all drawn from the series.

## Government

As government, the Star Wars Party was seen as controversial of MPSP16, due to its largess, the time at which it took power and its lack of organization. There were numerous new ministry positions, many of which even the ministers themselves were unaware of, and many jokes were quite specific, leading to many people who had not seen Star Wars, to be lost. However, the Star Wars government did still give memorable and fun moments nonetheless, including the Wookie issue and the return of the Freedom Star, bringing in the end of MPSP16.

### Passing of the Prime Ministerial Position

One recurring criticism was once again the number of times the Prime Minister resigned, leading to the continuation of the trend seen by the CCCC-SQUOSS coalition.

## Bills and Legislation

Due to the time at which they won power, the Star Wars party presented no legislation.
Polkraine

**Polkraine**, officially the **Polkrainian Republic** (French: *République de Polkraine*), is a country in Europe that is located to the East of Gertalia and the West of the Siberian Federation.

## History

Legend has it that Polkraine was founded by a group of nomads that had been following a swallow from Eastern Siberia. The swallow had supposedly landed on the head of the leader, and it flew consistently until it landed on a tree in the spot that is now Krakiev, the capital of the city.

The group quickly began to worship the swallow, and built a temple there in its honour. By the time they completed the temple, winter had arrived and it was too late to return to Siberia, so they settled around the temple and never left, the city slowly began to expand until it became a metropolis.

It is currently in a tense stand-off with the Siberian Federation over the Crymearivea Region, which the Siberians have attempted to annex.

## Geography

The country is divided into two significant regions. In one, where the capital of Krakiev is located, the majority is Ukrainian speaking. In the other, where Odessaw is located, the majority is Polish speaking.

## Government

Polkraine is governed by an elected monarchy, where the ruler is elected for life from a pool of eligible candidates within the royal family. Anyone with blood ties to the most recent monarch may seek the Crown, but they must be selected by the people.

## Economy

The Polkrainian economy is primarily shaped by two industries: agriculture and arms manufacturing. The arms industry in Polkraine is the largest in the world, and it supplies most of Europe with weapons.

## Culture

Their national bird is the European Swallow, an animal that they are very defensive of. They are so defensive that they have severed all ties with Old Guinea, whose national bird is the African Swallow.

Polkrainians enjoy a wide variety of foods, including over 200 different kinds of perogies, their national dish.

## Contact with Canada

Polkraine first established relations with MP Sebastian Muermann in MPSP18, as he worked to map the world of MPSP.
Like a duck on a June Bug

**Momma T, Mope and Wail**

*January 23, 2014*

Ottawa— Holy jump up and down! A report of the most alarming nature has reached my ears. And since I wear High Performance hearing aids, you know this scandal is going to be quite magnanimous. Late last night, I received confirmation from an anonymous source that some canoodling across party lines has taken place. Now, of course at first I had my suspicions, as I’m sure many of you are right now. However, what I am about to report is going to blow you all away.

Apparently, the Hon. Yaneric Bisaillon, Minister of Justice and Minister of Silly Walks, was seen leaving the Motel Haute Couture late Monday evening. Sources say he was followed 5 minutes later by none other than the Rt. Hon. Shane Mackenzie. In my 50 years of reporting, I have never seen such a controversial match! And to top it off, the former Prime Minister was seen walking quite absurdly, an act which the Hon. Minister is in charge of facilitating!

Now, let us be perfectly frank. Reporting and discussing these types of fornications is not my particular bugaboo. And although I think both of these fine gents are as cool as the other side of the pillow, this scandal is just too much for an elderly lady such as myself to handle!

A source close to the former Prime Minister claims that “they were trying to keep it under wraps for as long as they could. Their love has blossomed almost overnight, but the affair has been going on for many months.”

MONTHS?? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, in my day, one could not even look at the other until the vows were said and even then, we always slept in different bedrooms.

The question still remains: How did this ‘business’ begin? At first, a source close to the Hon. Minister claimed that it “just happened.”

Poppycock.

After further discussion, the truth was revealed. “The Hon. Minister ran into the Rt. Hon. Shane Mackenzie at a fundraising dinner in support of large fur coats. From there, they were unable to stop talking and learned they had one very important mutual interest: their love for Abercrombie and Fitch.”

Who are these people, Abercrombie and Fitch? Are they involved in this affair as well? Good golly Miss Molly, this is getting out of hand.

The real story in all of this, however, is their time together on the weekends. According to a source close to the former Prime Minister, the couple took many trips to both Toronto and Montreal, typically by plane. Not only did they charge it to the tax payer, they also flew in the Mile High Club, a special type of first class I’m assuming.

Oh my land.

This is quite the terrible way to begin, my dear SWAG friends. Why is the Rt. Hon. Erik Koskela not putting a stop to this unethical spending of funds? I foresee some messy Question Periods in your future, my dear.

Stay ethical, me duckies.
The Rackham Institute

The official logo of the institute

The Rackham Institute for Economic Responsibility is a registered public think-tank in Canada that aims to hold the government to account

Captained, err rather, directed by Jack Rackham, the Institute focuses primarily on economic issues and issues a graded report on the various parties each year.

## MPSP17

In the course of the MPSP17 election, the Institute issued a report grading all of the parties. The rankings, reproduced below, were released just before the Leader's Debate and heavily favoured the HOOK Party, leading many to draw questions about the relationship between the two and the nature of the institute as non-partisan.

Shortly after this experience, Jack Rackham was seen sailing quickly away on a ship, and has not been seen since.
Charles Hinse-MacCulloch

## The Hon. Charles Hinse-MacCulloch

The Hon. Charles Hinse-MacCulloch was a model parliamentarian making his debut in MPSP18. Elected to represent the great people of Glengarry — Prescott — Russell, following the notable reign of Taylor Brown, Hinse-MacCulloch made strives to better represent his riding, la *Francophonie*, and the rights of all Canadians.

### MSPS18

As Minister of Justice under the Wave government, Hinse-MacCulloch spearheaded the institutionalisation of "Finding your chill" into the Criminal Code and the laws of Canada.

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