Incorrect GCCM Quotes

> **AXDIGA:** *Why won't you just stay down and die with dignity?*
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> **ERYN:** *We don't do anything with dignity.*
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[Fuente: Critical Role]

> **ERYN:** *Don't forget to lift with your knees.*
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> **HEDDA:** *I know how to lift. I've been carrying this team the entire time I've been here.*
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[Fuente: Red vs Blue]

> **TALAGAN:** *If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal "usted".*
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[Fuente: Parks and Recreation]

> **ERYN:** Wait, did you just flirt with me?
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> **ASHER:** *Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing.*
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[Fuente: Tumblr]

> \*After discussing an attack plan\*
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> **NESH:** *Is there a weak point?*
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> **TALAGAN:** *Our plan.*
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[Fuente: Critical Role]

> **NESH:** *Someone is going to die.*
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> **ERYN:** *Of fun!*
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[Fuente: Parks and Recreation]

> **NESH:** *Not to worry, I have a permit.*
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> **HALF-ORC GUARD:** *This just says "I can do what I want"*
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[Fuente: Parks and Recreation]

> **TALAGAN:** *\*Listening to his own music\* It's beautiful. I've listened to this for five hours now.*
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[Fuente: Parks and Recreation]

> **NESH:** *I'm heading to the store. You need anything?*
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> **ASHER:** *I want my grandfather back.*
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> **NESH:** *Yeah, I got 12 silver.*
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[Fuente: Tumblr]

> **ERYN:** *Did you know my hometown Silverymoon's famous for two things, our cabbage festival and our theater program?*
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> **HEDDA:** *So worst place ever. You should have just said, ""Worst place ever".*
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[Fuente: Galavant]

> **TALAGAN:** *I want you to know, I really did love Antenor.*
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> **ASHER:** *He was my dad.*
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> **TALAGAN:** *Yeah, but he did love me more than he loved you. He told me that.*
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> **ASHER:** *Yeah, he told me that too actually.*
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[Fuente: New Girl]

> **HEDDA:** *Try shifting your paradigm. Think outside the box.*
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> **ASHER:** *Hey, the box is there for a reason. I like thinking inside of it. I feel safe there.*
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[Fuente: Red vs Blue]

> **HEDDA:** *The Cleric? I'm THE Cleric? What is this? I've never traveled with a bunch of people I thought would DIE in front of me!*
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[Fuente: Critical Role]

> **NESH:** *All I hear is that voice, you know, telling us to kill all our friends before they have a chance to kill us. Wait, you guys don't hear that?*
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[Fuente: Red vs Blue]

> **TALAGAN:** *People always ask me how I pronounce my name, TalaGAN or TAlagan, and I always tell the same thing - "How dare you speak to me".*
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[Fuente: Jeff Goldblum]

> **NESH:** *I'm so disappointed in you.*
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> **ASHER:** *Hey, you don't get to talk to me like that! You're not Hedda! ... And Hedda's not my mom!*
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[Fuente: Community]

> **HEDDA:** *Talagan, nobody is stupid enough to think that your chair was dipped in gold.*
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> **ERYN:** *Has that chair been dipped in gold?*
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[Fuente: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]

> **HEDDA:** *I have an update from Hedda Central. I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing!*
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[Fuente: The Adventure Zone]

> **HEDDA:** *You guys really want to run away? You don't want to fight?*
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> **ASHER:** *I have no - we have no -*
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> **HEDDA:** *You have magic! You have offensive magic! I have offensive magic!*
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> **ASHER:** *I wanna tell you a story about the time there was three owlbears, right? And then one hit me so hard I almost died. You were sitting up in some sort of weird laser just shooting fire willynilly, and Eryn was ripping the arms off of bugbears, and I got PUNCHED SO HARD I ALMOST DIED! I'm not gonna go toe to toe with a pair of onis while Talagan is armed with a terrible Galician accent and Nesh doesn't even have his daggers! I'm out!*
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[Fuente: The Adventure Zone]

> **HEDDA:** *\*After seeing Asher make blood magic\* So I don't know how you did it, big deal. It's not like I'm gonna lose sleep over it.*
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> **HEDDA:** *\*That night\* ... Shit.*
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[Fuente: Camp Camp]

> **ERYN:** *Uh, I think we have a problem!*
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> **TALAGAN:** *Is it about the fire?*
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> **ERYN:** *No, the- wait, what fire?*
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> **TALAGAN:** *Oh forget it, this sounds more interesting.*
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[Fuente: Camp Camp]

> **NESH:** *My knives? Fuck yeah, I know how to use them. What's to understand about swish, swish, stab? It's a fucking blade dude, not a fucking fighter jet.*
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[Fuente: Red vs Blue]

> **ASHER:** *I need some advice.*
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> **TALAGAN:** *I'm not good at advice. How about a sarcastic comment instead?*
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[Fuente: Friends]

> **HEDDA:** *I hate you with every inch of my body.*
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> **NESH:** *That's not a lot of inches.*
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[Fuente: Fullmetal Alchemist]

> **TALAGAN:** *Everyone knows my job here is to look hot, and I am doing my job flawlessly.*
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[Fuente: Glee]

> **ERYN:** *You can feel the history coming from the walls here.*
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> **ASHER:** *Yeah, isn't that wonderful?*
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> **ERYN:** *Not when the history fights back!*
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[Fuente: Buzzfeed Unsolved]

> **NESH:** *The castle has been destroyed.*
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> **HEDDA:** *Axdiga?*
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> **NESH:** *No.*
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> **HEDDA:** *Eryn?*
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> **NESH:** *Eryn.*
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[Fuente: Star Wars]

> **ERYN:** *I like your cape.*
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> **ASHER:** *I'm afraid it's not for sale.*
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> **ERYN:** *\*still flirting\* Haha.*
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> **ASHER:** *Laugh all you want, it's stil not for sale.*
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[Fuente: The IT Crowd]

> **HEDDA:** *I never know what to say to people at funerals. I'm terrible.*
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> **ASHER:** *Just say "I'm sorry for your loss", then move on.*
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> **HEDDA:** *\*later, at a funeral\* I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.*
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[Fuente: The IT Crowd]

> **TALAGAN:** *I say "Gabinete" you say "Caligari".*
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> **TALAGAN:** *Gabinete!*
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> **ASHER:** *Uuuuh, Gabinete Caligari?*
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> **TALAGAN:** *No no no, the chear includes the instructions. I say "Gabinete" and you say...*
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> **ASHER:** *Gabinete? Caligari?*
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> **TALAGAN:** *We'll work on it.*
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[Fuente: Voltron]

> **NESH:** *We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!*
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> **HEDDA:** *Nope. Don't remember. Didn't happen.*
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[Fuente: Voltron]

> **ERYN:** *What's everybody's thinking about?*
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> **HEDDA**: *Axdiga.*
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> **TALAGAN:** *Wine.*
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> **EVERYONE**: *...*
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> **TALAGAN:** *I mean, uh... Heck, yeah, I'm thinking about wine, okay? Does it always have to be the end of the world and Axdiga? They're bad, we're trying to defeat them, I get it. I'm thirsty.*
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[Fuente: Voltron]