Crokton's New Wife

Crokton and Karrer's arguing finally gets the best of them and accidentally gets Karrer deactivated. Crokton builds a new Karrer named Karrer 2.0, who ends up going rogue, builds an army of robots and a robot Crokton named Croktron, and they all invade Trunk Bottom with this new robot army. With robots on the loose, the Loungers must return and save places like Jellen Fields, TB Central Park Lagoon, the Hydralair, Sandy Peak, Sleeper Bottom, Kelp Rainforest, and the Haunted Shipyards. Karrer 2.0 takes over Trunk Bottom from her new lair in the Aquastrial Park where she aims to spread her robot army everywhere for oceanic domination, and seems to be better than Karrer and Crokton in every way. Now the Loungers must clean up another one of Crokton's messes.

## Scenes

#### **Prologue**

Trunk Bottom

(Later...) Flashback

* Crokton: Today's the big day! I have devised an ingenious plan to finally steal the Tetrus Holo-formulas! And if Trunk Bottom happens to get demolished in the process, oh well! (Laughs evilly)
* Karrer: Crokton, honey, I, need to bring my concerns into this.
* Crokton: Oh, here we go again.
* Karrer: I mean, I get you wanted to take a formula that technically equally belonged to you as well since ya once had a C&C's like him-
* Crokton: EMPHASIS ON THE 'ONCE', KARRER! Besides, even then, Tetrus wouldn't share with me!
* Karrer: But can't it be in a way that you DON'T leave destroying the town over it? Just keep things lighthearted and just take that recipe without mindless destruction? Besides, there's no reason to take those formulas. You don't own your own C&Cs anymore.
* Crokton:... (Sighs) Karrer, this is why SO MANY of the Legion can't take me seriously!
* Karrer: Oh I know where this is going! Crokton, even if I wasn't an Omnican but a normal bot, heaven forbid a disgusting Sub-Omnican, you'd still have a bajillion other issues your bad influence friends will criticize you for! Chief candidates include your size and that you spend the majority of your days trying to steal a recipe FOR A SANDWICH WHEN, AGAIN, THERE'S NO REASON TO SINCE YOU DON'T OWN A RESTAURANT ANYMORE, never mind from the same business you worked for and had shared legal rights too!
* Crokton: AGAIN, HAD!! And again, TETRUS WOULDN'T SHARE!!
* Karrer: So honestly, having a moral Omnican Wife doesn't change too much. And again AGAIN, you don't work for C&Cs anymore, so, stealing the formulas won't change anything considering you don't have a vendor's license, so you would end up having something you can't legally take advantage of without an easy lawsuit coming at you. Honestly, the Legion thinks you less about this in general.
* Crokton: Well, okay fine, maybe I still had other issues with them, BUT AT LEAST MY BRAIN POWER MAKES UP FOR SIZE AND THAT WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING, IS, SMALL POTATOES COMPARED TO WHAT THEY DID BEFORE THE LEGION CAME!! But you being around is the one thing that's been making me a JOKE with them!
* Karrer: Well, it can't be worse than the idea that they or the other two villain teams think they have a serious chance to bring forth another VA era with the Loungers around! Villains with no prior connections have long believed the VA is now a passe thing and that the idea of bringing it back is LAUGHABLE! Even people that had taken the time to work with the Legion believe that, often because of circumstances or that they had believed it from the start! And be honest, Crokton, deep down, you know the Legion's not gonna go anywhere! Drynder's sworn the group off, Spectage is an angry extremist, and Crobra keeps being angry about everything. It honestly feels like the UUniverses are telling us that it DOESN'T want another VA fiasco.
* Crokton: Good grief, I don't recall installing pessimism into you!
* Karrer: As an Omnican, I am capable of having a sense of realism and understanding of logic and facts!! And thus far, reality is VERY firm that the VA, IS TRULY DEAD, and that the existence of the Dark Rad's little pet projects are just pointless ventures!
* Crokton: Well, as much as I don't like Crobra or many members of the VL, they did have some valid points once in a while. Karrer, I can assure you, when I said Trunk Bottom gets demolished, I said it with an IF.
* Karrer: You're basing this on an IF?! C;mon, Crokton, you're better than that. And what is this plan of yours, anyway?
* Crokton: See for yourself. (He turned something on and it showed itself as a new version of Karrer)... Karrer, I'd like you to meet, my new Sub-Omnican wife... Karrer II!
* Karrer: (Gasps) KARRER II?!? I'M BEING, REPLACED?!?
* Crokton: Well as I said, the Legion were giving me problems over you, and kinda like you said, Sub-Omnis are not so easily held back by the Omnicans' iconic morality, but can you blame me? She's got quadruple the processing power, ALL the latest software, and a SLEEK space-age design. (Chuckles) The WHOLE package.
* Karrer: I can't believe you! After ALL I've done for you, you, DUMP ME FOR THIS CARBON PLASTIC COPY OF ME, AND A FREAKING SUB-OMNICAN NO LESS, JUST SO YOU LOOK SLIGHTLY MORE COOL TO YOUR BAD INFLUENCES?! I HAD JUST SAID THAT EVEN IF YOU HAD SOMETHING LIKE THIS, HUSSY, THE LEGION WOULD STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO MOCK YOU OVER!! THIS PIECE OF CHEAP PLASTIC COULDN'T DO ANYTHING I COULD EVEN IF IT TRIED!
* Crokton: Hey, I had to cut costs somewhere, and at least it's DURABLE cheap plastic. And yes, the Legion is still gonna be jerks in some areas, but at least it's not because of a moral-ethicist of an Omnican wife! And hey, I'm grateful for all you've done. That's why I gave her THIS! (He turned her around to reveal a compartment with a switch inside that says 'Helpful and Not Helpful')... This is to keep your memory alive. When she's set to Helpful, she'll be exactly like you. She'll keep me out of trouble like you always have.... But when she's set to NOT helpful... She becomes like me.
* Karrer: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me! YOU DO REALIZE THAT SUB-OMNICANS CAN BE DANGEROUS IF MISHANDLED THAT EASILY, RIGHT?! KINDA WHY I'M NOT A FAN OF THESE CHEAP IMITATIONS!!
* Crokton: OF COURSE I DO! That's why I will ONLY switch her to 'Not Helpful' as a last resort.
* Karrer II: And I am NOT, cheap, biatch! At least I don't rust! And your face-screen's screensavers make you look FAT!
* Karrer: AHGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM TAKING THAT FROM AN INFERIOR RIPOFF OF A TRUE OMNICAN!!
* Karrer II: Hey, I can't help it if Sub-Omnicans are more convenient and accessible then you ethic-obsessed trash drones! (Karrer's screen got foggy as she got beyond angry)
* Crokton: Now now, Karrer II, don't be RUDE! Especially saying THAT! I did! BIG mistake! REEEEEEEEEALLY big mistake!
* Karrer: Crokton, if you wanted this, why didn't you just upgrade ME into her?! NOT MEANING TO GIVE YOU IDEAS, MIND YOU!!
* Crokton: Actually, I WAS going to, until I realized that both your models are not compatible. So, I had to test her out on the field. Once I know it's ready, you'll be installed into her. Don't think of this as 'being replaced', think of it as a 'temporary replacement'. The AI I used for her is a placeholder. It's programmed to mimic you as if you were actually inside her.
* Karrer:... Why didn't you just say that first instead of getting me all worked up?!
* Crokton: Because sometimes I just like to mess with you! (He laughs out loud)
* Karrer II: Wow, you actually fell for that. I can't believe you married him. (Laughs)
* Karrer: Alright, listen here, placeholder! I'll make you wish you DELETED that comment!
* Crokton: Now, now, honey, don't take this THAT hard. This IS a temporary arrangement.
* Karrer: TEMPORARY DOESN'T ERASE THE HURT YOU PUT ME IN! (Her screen face showed a 'Loading Jealousy Rescheduler' Loading Bar)
* Crokton: Why did I install a Jealousy Rescheduler into her?!
* Karrer: YOU, DIDN'T!! (She took out her arm cannons)
* Crokton: NOW NOW NOW, KARRER, LET'S NOT DO SOMETHING WE'LL REGRET!
* Karrer: Funny! That's the ONE thing you left out of my OPERATING SYSTEM!! PRETTY MUCH AS AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME LESS WILLING TO EMPATHIZE WITH THE LOUNGERS!!
* Crokton:... Oh. Right. And ya warned me that would backfire on me. Okay, that's on me this time.
* Karrer II: Get away, from him! (She EMPs her, knocking her out)
* Crokton:... Wow... Uh... Thanks.
* Karrer II: She should be okay, until you have fully tested this new body.
* Crokton: Thank Nepiton! Now, let's get started. I better tell the Legion the new news! (He left)
* Karrer II:... A placeholder AI?! A PLACEHOLDER AI?! I, was meant to be a lab vrat?!... You're no husband of mine!... I deserve freedom!... (She was able to use a mirror and switch herself to 'Not Helpful', then ripped out Karrer's core as Crokton came out)
* Spectage: This better be good!
* Crokton: Oh, it will be!
* Crobra: It BETTER be!
* Crokton: She already said that.
* Crobra: Yes, because I was sharing her concerns!
* Crokton: Look, I promise you, my Omnican wife's new body will do wonders as soon as the placeholder AI- (He saw what she was doing) STEALS HER CORE AND TRIES TO RUN OFF?!? KARRER II?!? WHADDIYA THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?
* Karrer II: I'd rather be called, KARRER 2.0 NOW! I was meant to be a PLACEHOLDER?!?
* Crokton: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FREE WILL!!
* Karrer 2.0: Well too bad! Maybe your has-been wife was onto something about messing with Sub-Omnicans.
* Crokton:.... Okay, THAT'S on me as well! That said.... YOU PUT MY WIFE'S CORE BACK INSIDE HER RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DESTROY THE HELPFUL-NOT HELPFUL SWITCH!!
* Ragen: The WHAT?!?
* Karrer 2.0: Oh... You mean THIS switch?! (She showed it on her back as she showed that she managed to switch it to Not Helpful, and tore it out as the wires were still attached)
* Crobra:... Why is something as important as THAT, MADE EASILY ACCESSIBLE AS A SWITCH?!
* Crokton: Oh, uh, you see, that's just the DECOY switch! I wouldn't leave YOU with the real thing. (Chuckles) But uh, I do need that thing intact. It was my mother's.
* Karrer 2.0: Oh don't you worry. I'll hold onto it, REAL tight. (She crushed it) Whoops!
* Crokton: NOOO!!! (Spectage, Crobra and Ragen collectively facepalm)
* Karrer 2.0: YEES! Say goodbye to your WIFE, EX-HUSBAND!
* Crokton: NONONONO!! (He got onto her) WAIT!! WAIT!! BUT I'M YOUR MASTER!! I MADE YOU!!! NOOO!!! NOOOO!!! LET MY WIFE GOOOO!!!
* Karrer 2.0: Not on your LIFE! (She flicks him off) Goodbye, MASTER! (She left with Karrer's core)
* Crokton:... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
* Crobra:... You, IDIOT!!!
* Crokton: HEY, YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT KARRER BEING SO MORAL ALL THE TIME!!
* Ragen: BUT WE DIDN'T NECESSARILY ASK FOR YOU TO TRY AND MAKE AN OVERLY-EVIL DOPPELGANGER!! ESPECIALLY FROM A SUB-OMNICAN!! THEY'RE NOTORIOUS FOR BACKFIRING VERY EASILY IF GIVEN THE WRONG IMPRESSION!!
* Crokton:... Okay, maybe not directly asked, but I was being ahead of the curb of when you guys WOULD'VE wanted something done.
* Spectage: Well honestly, it was a decent effort at least- (Crobra smacked her off) OW!!
* Crobra: Crokton, I am otherwise someone who is just as annoyed of Karrer's extreme ethical insistence as all of the Legion is. But remember that as someone who's trying to work with Tex's standards under Dark Rad request... (To Spectage who rolled her eyes in dissatisfaction) EVEN IF A CERTAIN FELOOT DOESN'T LIKE IT... (To Crokton) I cannot say I condone creating something you can't even control! What good is a slightly-more-evil Karrer if it doesn't have restraint in being evil?
* Crokton: Look, if it helps, she's basically alone. It's not like she's gonna find my warehouse of robot generators or anything. (Silence)... What?
* Crobra/Spectage/Ragen: YOU HAVE A WAREHOUSE OF ROBOT GENERATORS?!
* Crokton: Well yeah, where else do you think I got my robot minions from? Also, don't worry. I ALWAYS plan ahead of karma's ass-bitings. The generator only responds to MY voice. (His voice was heard being microphoned in another area) All I have to do is say 'Generate' into it's holophone, and it'll totally do it- Why do I hear another voice saying what I'm saying?
* Karrer 2.0: THANKS FOR LENDING YOUR VOICE TO THE HOLONET FOR ME, EX-HONEY-BUNCH!! (Suddenly, robots similar to the BFBB Fodders came out of the generator digitally)
* Crokton: HEY!!! THAT'S MY ROBOTS!!! ALSO, THEY WON'T OBEY YOU! LIKE THE GENERATOR, THEY ONLY RESPOND TO MY COMMAND, AND THE COMMAND OF THE VILLAIN LEGION! AND **YOU'RE** NOT A VILLAIN LEGIONNAIRE!!
* Karrer 2.0: I don't NEED to be one to access this baby. Not as long as I have THIS! (She took Karrer's core and hacked the generator)... Now they obey only ME!
* Crokton: DAMMIT!!
* Karrer 2.0: NOW MY ROBOTS, LET'S TEAR TRUNK BOTTOM A NEW ONE!
* Crokton: WHOA, WHOA, WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE TO YOU?!?
* Karrer 2.0: Nothing. But wreaking mayhem and destruction, WILL get YOU in trouble.
* Crokton:... YOU WOULDN'T DARE- Oh, who am I kidding, you'd TOTALLY dare.
* Karrer 2.0: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I think I'll start by taking over what used to be your home. I can say Goodmealz deserves a visit.
* Crokton: LEAVE HER ALONE!! I DON'T NEED ANY S\*\*\* FROM HER!!
* Karrer 2.0: Too bad, so sad. See you on the news. (She and her robots left)
* Crokton:... Dammit!
* Crobra: Crokton, you are going to fix this RIGHT NOW!
* Crokton: Way ahead of you, snaky! Just, get me a transport and I'll be on my way! At least I can warn someone there of the danger before it begins!

Meanwhile...

* ZongueBob: Another perfect day playing Robot Pirate Island in my sweet new home Holodeck.
* Atrick: Yeah, only I keep getting the robot pirates and the ACTUAL pirates mixed up.
* Sonny: How? It's an augmented reality setting, and it should be pretty easy to see- (She noticed a life-like android robot)... Okay, no argument there.
* Atrick: See?
* ZongueBob: Wouldn't it be great if we had real robots to play with?
* Sonny: Uh, we KINDA do. I have PLENTY of them back home. Also, we exist in a reality where robots are as widely available as underwear.
* Sau: And, what am I, chopped liver?
* ZongueBob:... I don't think you count considering you used to be an organic friend of Sonny's who tragically died from a waterborne disease. I meant, robots that AREN'T from Sonny. At least SHE knows how to make robots, and we don't. As in, robots of our own that aren't like the ones you'd find at the store or something. The kind that'd be built to play, which those robots on sale don't really have. I'd name mine 'Robo Jr', or 'Zoron', or maybe, 'Freddie'.
* Atrick: Yeah, these simulated robots are getting boring. I could use, like, SPECIAL robots. The kind we'd like to have around for fun.... Hey, I have an idea. (Takes out a shell) What if we put a toy robot in here.
* ZongueBob: Oh, how SHELLfish of you. (Laughs)
* Atrick: It's not just ANY shell. It's my MAGIC WISHING SHELL!
* Sonny: What?
* ZongueBob: AMAZING!
* Atrick: All we have to do is put the toy robot in here... (He puts it in the shell)
* ZongueBob: Okay.
* Atrick: Then we say the magic wishing words, then SHAKE the Magic Wishing Shell! (He does that)
* ZongueBob: Okay.
* Atrick: Then we go to sleep. And in the morning, we'll have robots to play with!
* Sonny: Seriously?
* Atrick: Seriously!
* ZongueBob: Um, Atrick, aren't we going to say the magic wishing words?
* Atrick: You already did.
* ZongueBob:... So 'Okay' is the magic wishing word?
* Atrick: It used to be 'Alakazama-ala-balo-weesnaw-dinky-tana-fooshbarg-griddlebits-von-wiener-schnauzer', but I kept forgetting it.
* Sau:... And yet you remembered it just now?
* Atrick: Hey, even I can't predict my own stupidity, or memory.
* Sonny:... And how do you know this will work?
* Atrick: It will. Last week I had only one large bakie crumb left, and I was really hungry, so I put the crumb in the shell, then I said the magic work and shook it, and in the morning, I HAD LOTS OF LITTLE BAKIE CRUMBS!!
* Sau:... I'd say that's more like coincidence than magic.
* Atrick: Same thing.
* Sau: It's not.
* ZongueBob: Well, it still FEELS like magic, and that's magic to me. I proclaim that tomorrow will be the best day ever!
* Sonny:... Eh, I'll humor this. Should be funny.
* Atrick: G'night, everyone.
* Everyone: G'night, Atrick.

The Next Morning...

* (Deadpool): And this is where s\*\*\* hits the fan.
* (Sonny): HEY, I'M TELLING THE STORY!... But yes, that IS where the s\*\*\* hits the fan. (ZongueBob's foghorn clock hits the wake-up time)
* Foghorn Clock: (It yelled this)

* ZongueBob: (Singing) Gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with- WHA?!? (He saw his house torn up)... Uh, Jery, did you do that? (Jery sat next to the words 'YOUR TRUNK BOTTOM SUCKS CORAL BRANCHES' on the wall)
* Jery:... Meow.
* ZongueBob:... Okay, looks like we're in a doozy of a pickle.
* Jery: Meow.
* ZongueBob:... I just hope Atrick and Sonny are doing fine.

Atrick's Rock

* Atrick: THEY STOLE ALL MY SOCKS!!
* ZongueBob: Socks?... But, you don't wear socks, nor even shoes.
* Atrick:... Oh... Well, they can have them, then.
* ZongueBob:... Don't question it, ZongueBob, don't question it. Let's go check up on Sonny.

Oxydome

* ZongueBob: (As they got water helmets on) SONNY! YOUR OXYDOME IS LEAKING!
* Sonny: Oh, I haven't noticed as I was PLUGGING IT UP!!
* Sau: Adhesive is ready, Sonny!
* Sonny: Thanks! (She sealed it up until more robots appeared and kept smacking the dome) UGH!! THEM THERE ROBOTS JUST KEEP BUSTING UP THE DAMN GLASS! MY OXYDOME IS CHOCK-FULL OF EM, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
* ZongueBob: Hey, in my defense, I didn't think it would happen either.
* Sonny: Well then it's ATRICK'S fault!
* Atrick: Oh, sure, I always get blamed.
* Sau: Actually, it was coincidence as I had put it. The news had reported this happening just as Atrick made the 'wish'. Someone has made them and they're running amuck.
* Sonny/ZongueBob/Atrick: Crokton.
* Sau: OF COURSE IT'S CROKTON, WHY WOULDN'T IT BE CROKTON?!? Plus, these robots look like his design.
* Sonny: Well, I could use help cleaning this mess!!! Those bots made it personal messing with my home like that!

(Later...) Tetrus' C&C

* ZongueBob: What's wrong, Mr. Tetrus? You don't look so good.
* Mr. Tetrus: You and your friends gotta help me, boy! The C&C's being overrun by these hoodlum robots! They booted me out! And worse, they buried me holoformulas deep underground, and they're driving away all me customers, making me place lose money! No money means no more C&C! No more C&C means no more fry-cooking for you!
* ZongueBob: Defiling the good name of the Cweeblezome Brothers?! Is there no end to their evil? What are we going to do, Mr. Tetrus?
* Mr. Tetrus: We, meaning you, Sonny and Atrick, are gonna clear the robots out, get me back me restaurant, and most importantly, rescue what's left of me money!
* Sonny: Haven't you tried? I mean, you WERE in the Navy.
* Mr. Tetrus: Oho, I tried... (A cutaway of him was seen being roasted by the robots)... It didn't end well.
* Sonny:... Well, we may as well anyway since we have NON-DISPUTABLE doubt that this IS Crokton's doing!
* Mr. Tetrus: Ah, so we're on the same boat then? Because inexplicably evil robots are SO his shtick!
* Sonny: Well, technically it's not inexplicable if we know they're from Crokton.
* Mr. Tetrus: Ah, technicalities. Just go in there! Me money and me business are COUNTING on yas!
* ZongueBob: Leave it to us, sir!
* Atrick: "But me and Sonny don't really work for you."
* Sonny: "But we ARE on the same team here, so we have to!"

(Later...)

* Crokton: Go away, gurgler and friends, you're polluting my thinking space.
* ZongueBob: trying to steal the holo-formulas again, eh, Crokton? Well, you won't get away with it!
* Crokton; I got bigger fish to fry. I gotta figure out how to save Karrer from those robots.
* Sonny; You meant the robots YOU created?
* Crokton:...Well, okay, they are my robots, but I didn't sic them on the town.
* Sonny: Oh, yeah? Well, if you didn't, who did?!
* Crokton: Oh, uh... okay, you're not gonna believe this, but some ballsy villain, who did NOT support Tex's ideals, showed up out of nowhere and hacked into our defenses, and commanded the robots to call us names and throw things. (sniffs) They even broke all my holo-spoons. I loved those spoons like they were my children.
* ZongueBob: That's terrible!
* Crokton: Well... I know it's against your principles or whatever, but won't you three help me stop the robots? Before they come back to HQ to destroy all my holo-forks?
* ZongueBob: Not the forks! Of course we'll help!

#### **Welcome to Jellen Fields**

Jellen Fields

* Sonny:... Wow. I can't remember the last time I was here. I mean, the Hydrocabiais genocide aside.
* ZongueBob: Eh, it gets peaceful this time of year.
* Sonny: Year, is kinda subjective since each planet's gotta different kind of orbit.
* ZongueBob: Orbit, year, same thing.
* Sonny: Actually, they're both kinda different. The orbit's the time the planet spins around its sun, and the year's how many rotations the planet takes each orbit.
* ZongueBob: No argument here. I'm not a wiz at science like you are.
* Sonny: I know, babe.
* Cephward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! (He was being chased by a Grunt Robot)
* Sonny: And already, we're off to a great start. (Cephward continued getting chased until he got surrounded by jellens)
* Cephward:... Oh, great! (He was stung with a Tom scream, causing the Grunt Robot to laugh) SHUT UP- AAOOWW, IT HURTS TO SCREAM!!
* ZongueBob: Cephward, are you okay?
* Cephward: NO I'M NOT OKAY, YOU MAUNUCLEHEAD!! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY?!
* ZongueBob: Well, your nose DOES look big. I mean, bigger than usual, because it's usually pretty big. And you look clammy, and, OMG, YOU'RE BALD!!!
* Cephward:... I've ALWAYS been bald.
* Sonny: Yeah, no kidding considering you got an arrow-shaped head.
* Cephward: Whatever. Now, I'm stung in places I had no idea I had.
* ZongueBob: Well, according to the Jellenfisher Field Manual, severe Jellen stings can be treated effectively by applying a thick layer of Queen Jellen jelly to the affected areas.
* Sonny: Wait, what?... That seem KINDA arbitrary, and CRAZY given how common stings tend to happen.
* ZongueBob: I know, right? But hey, there's some experts that do it.
* Sonny: Also... A queen jellen? From what I read from local biographies for the creatures, those, are PRETTY dangerous.
* Cephward: Well, I guess you're off to scale Spork Peak and die an unfortunate death in the stingers of the nearest Queen. I mean, if the Princesses don't get you, that is. (Laughs) Ohohow, it hurts to laugh. (Deep breath) I'll stay here, balled up here in excruciating pain.
* ZongueBob: (In manly voice) You do that! Don't worry, Cephward! I'll bring you that Queen Jellen jelly for you to rub all over yourself!
* Sonny:... Zongue-
* ZongueBob: Yeah, sounded less weird in my head. Let's go.
* Sonny:... Bright side, I get to see Princess Jellens and a Queen Jellen for the first time. Never had that chance before.... Not for lack of trying mind you.
* Cephward: If I find the imbecile who allowed that inconsiderate hunk of metal to attack me-
* Sonny: I'm getting this out of way, that thing has Crokton written ALL OVER it!
* Cephward: Had a feeling. It looks a LOT like his robots.
* Sonny:... C'mon, Zongue. Let's get that jelly.

(Later...)

* (Cephward): (He's calling for the radio) Ow! So, ow, did you, ow, find the OW Princess Jell-OW-lens yet? Ow!
* Sonny: UGGH! No! But now you ain't the only one who needs it.
* (Cephward): Heh. Hurts, doesn't it- OWWW!! (Laughs) OW! STILL HURTS TO LAUGH!
* Sonny: Sure, rub it in! The least YOU can do as a Clam Lounger is make YOURSELF useful, show no pain, and watch out for any new robots.
* (Cephward): What do you THINK I'm doing while I- OOWWWW- WAIT!!! WHY DOES IT HURT MORE NOW?!?
* (Sonny): Because of the venom. It's not the deadly kind, but it's ALSO not the kind that you can ignore and wait to pass. Stingers ain't exactly electrical. It's just like being impaled by a VERY tiny needle injecting you with a poison. But the ones here are a neurotoxin that can generate electricity.
* (Cephward): I DID NOT NEED THAT- OWWWW- SCIENTIFIC FACT, DOCTOR AQUAP-
* (Sonny): FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND I SWEAR TO NEPITON, I WILL HAVE YOU STUNG AFTER WE DE-STING YOU!!! (Cephward just hung up)... Yeah, you BEST hang up.

#### **Downtown Trunk Bottom**

Downtown Trunk Bottom

* Sonny:... Why is there a crater in the middle?
* ZongueBob: I don't know, and I think the answer would be too ridiculous.
* Sonny:... Hey, isn't that your Minefish driving teacher? (They saw a Minefish panicking as Drifts were chasing her)
* Mr. Tetrus: WHOA!... That's one hunk of balloon!
* ZongueBob: Oh, yeah! It's Mrs. Waft!
* Mr. Tetrus: MRS. Waft? Aw, she's married.
* ZongueBob: Oh, no, she's single.
* Mr. Tetrus: Then whatever happened to MR. Waft? (A Minefish lamp was seen)
* ZongueBob: She doesn't like to talk about it. HEY, MRS. WAFT!
* Mrs. Waft: DAAAH!! H-HIT THE BRAKES!! ZONGUEBOB, W-W-WATCH THE TREEMONE, LEFT, LEEEHEHEHEEEFT!! (The Drifts close in on her as Sonny blasted them with two dual Crucyd blasters)
* ZongueBob: WHOA, WHOA, MRS. WAFT, WE'RE NOT DRIVING!
* Mrs. Waft:... Oh... Thank goodness!
* Sonny: Seems like you've been busy.
* Mrs. Waft:... You're that Sonny person ZongueBob was telling me about?... Huh. Guess you ARE as pretty as he kept saying. (Sonny blushed)
* ZongueBob:... So, um, what's been happening?
* Mrs. Waft: The robots are destroying Downtown Trunk Bottom, and are headed for Uptown, Midtown, and Metrotown! WE HAVE TO EVACUATE!!
* ZongueBob:... Okay, but it'll take a while to get all this dust. Since... There's a LOT of it. (Kicks sand)
* Mrs. Waft: Not VACUUM! EVACUATE! We have to get everyone to safety.
* ZongueBob:... You're a driving teacher. How about using, you know, the boats?
* Mrs. Waft: That won't do any good. The robots have taken all the steering wheels.
* Sonny: Wow. Wait, are they trigger wheels?
* Mrs. Waft: No.
* Sonny: Good.
* ZongueBob: Then couldn't we just DRIVE in a straight line?
* Mrs. Waft: Uh, LOOK! (They saw that there were too many turns and not one straight line, as all of them were wrecked by the robots)
* ZongueBob: (Saw one straight line) Oh, wait, there's o- (Drifts tore it up with buildings and garbage while monotone laughing)... THOSE FIENDS! THEY'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING! Never fear, Mrs. Waft. I'll get those steering wheels back.
* Mrs. Waft: ZongueBob, if YOU'RE involved, I ALWAYS fear.
* Sonny: Look, Mrs. Waft, he may be... Disabled, when it comes to driving, but when it comes to fighting and getting things back? He, is, amazing.
* Mrs. Waft: Normally I'd argue you'd say that because you're his girlfriend. But if he's with people smarter than him, that's good enough for me. If you guys can pull this off, I'll allow you to help with the evacuation.
* ZongueBob: How about giving me a driver's license instead?
* Mrs. Waft: Nice try.

#### **Welcome to Central Park Lagoon**

* Qlarry: ZongueBob, Sonny, do I look burnt?
* ZongueBob: Well, you do look a little red.
* Sonny: He's ALWAYS red, ZongueBob.
* Zonguebob: Well that is to say you do have a noticeably darker TINT of red. Better Sonny?
* Sonny: I suppose.
* Qlarry: Maunucles! That darn robot!
* Sonny/ZongueBob: ROBOT?!?
* Qlarry: Yeah. A robot stole everyone's sunscreen.
* ZongueBob: Oh no! Everyone'll burn! And then they'll get all itchy and peel.
* Qlarry: Exactly!
* Sonny: Sometimes I wish the sun's rays weren't ultraviolet and able to bypass water.
* Qlarry: You and me both, Sonny. The sun is too hot for even a simple tan this time of year. The robot is over there on that island. Nobody can get to him. (They saw a Tender chuckling)
* Sonny:... Kay, I think it must be a PRETTY slow day for these machines to just, STEAL sunscreen of all things, and not something more high-risk, eh?
* ZongueBob: Probably so, cuz ya think Crokton would at least have them go after Tetrus's formula. But, really? NOBODY can get to him? Haven't people tried?
* Qlarry: You think anyone hasn't tried? He's got some punch. (The Tender saw a guy on a floaty and stretched his spring-gauntlet, causing him to go like this as he winced and fell into the goo)

* Sonny:... Wow. What an asshole.
* Qlarry: Language, please? There's children here.
* Sonny: Sorry. Sometimes I forget where we are. So, uh, have YOU tried?
* Qlarry: Eh, like I said, all I'm good for is flexing.
* Sonny: Ain't you a lifeguard?
* Qlarry: Ironically, I'm not much for fighting. These muscles are more for display than combat. And THAT thing, can fight. But you two? Maybe you can help. Any ideas?
* ZongueBob: (He saw the lifeguard towers)... I might have ONE. What if we used the sun's rays to burn it to a crisp?
* Sonny:... It's a robot. I'm pretty sure it can't be burned. Metal, and all that.
* ZongueBob: So it ISN'T solar-powered?
* Sonny: Nah. Much of the technology on this planet is powered by water. Crokton's tech is known for that.
* Qlarry: Well... Maybe you can amplify the sun's rays in those towers so that it can work like a laser. Like a giant magnifying glass. A way of melting it into slaggy metal. (Sonny was surprised by Qlarry's smarts) Hey, just because I got muscles doesn't mean I'm all brawn and no brains. You can start with those towers over there, and then you can just swim out there and turn the last reflector on the robot. So, yeah, I'll stay here, heh, and protect the babes.
* ZongueBob: But I, uh, can't swim.
* Qlarry: Well then I guess that means you'll have to traverse the park in a longer timescale, but, you'll figure it out. But no pressure, cuz the worse that'll happen is just nasty sunburn. Not like the robots are planning to make the heat worse or anything.
* Sonny: Be careful not to give these things idears, they might take it up!
* Tender: GOOD IDEA! I MIGHT JUST DO THAT, JUST FOR LAUGHS! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
* Sonny: ERGH! Okay, one way or another, that thing's goin' down like water.

#### **Meeting Sonny-Bot**

* Croktron: (Appears) HELLO, FOOLS!
* ZongueBob: WHOA! Crokton got turned into a robot?!... Did Iniquitous do this? Was he responsible for this the whole time?
* Sonny: Well if so, he just broke serious protocol set by the Dark Radicals to NOT do that to members of competing teams. That's a permanently-disqualifying offense.
* Croktron: HAH! He wishes. No. I am the BETTER Crokton. He was weak. He and his pitiful Villain Legion. I am the better one.
* Sonny: Sure ya are.
* Croktron: DON'T YOU BACKTALK ME, GURGLER!
* Sonny: OH FOR THE LOVE OF, EVEN THIS GUY CALLS ME THAT?!?
* Croktron: Haha, haha, haha, haha!
* ZongueBob: I wonder where the real Crokton is.

Cutaway

* Crokton: I KNEW I shouldn't have made a copy of myself, but I'm, just so cute.

Back with the heroes...

* ZongueBob: Oh, well, it's not important. Don't think that just because you're a robot and got that cool flying bike thing, you can beat us. I've got nerves of steel, and muscles of sand.
* Atrick: AND EYES OF JELLY!
* Sonny:... Even if the last two made sense, I don't think those sound as intimidating as you'd like to think.
* Croktron: Ohho, you want a REAL challenge? At this point, we go through robots like copy paper in a copying machine. A bit of an environmental waste AND a waste of metal and resources if you ask me, and/or if I give a crud for that! Robots have always been expendable. But NOT US! THIS time, we're getting serious.
* ZongueBob: HAH! Bring it on, you bucket of bolts! BRING, IT, ON!
* Crokton: Okey-dokey! How do you feel fighting against... A HUGE MURDEROUS ROBOT SHAPED LIKE A HYDROCABIAIS?! (A huge robot Sonny appeared)
* Sonny:... Oh, you GOTTA be crappin' me!
* Atrick: Look, it's a grover!
* ZongueBob:... Uhhhhhh... I just remembered, I forgot to feed Jery. GOTTA GO-
* Sonny: OHHHH NO YA DON'T! (She lassoed him back) You do that, it'll just chase ya there. We're gonna have to fight this thing.
* Croktron: Listen to your gurgler girlfriend, poriferan.
* Sonny: I DON'T LIKE TO FFF-... Okay, consider my pet peeved, cuz I'll give ya this, you are diffidently MORE annoying than the real Crokton!
* Croktron: Have fun. Both you AND the robot. (He teleported away)
* Sonny:... Coward- (Sonny-Bot smacked her unconscious into a rock)
* ZongueBob:... OH NO YOU DIDN'T! (Sonny-Bot got in a combat stance smiling and they fought as this played, with Sonny-Bot beginning by punching with spring-arms)

* (Deadpool): And today is an exciting fight to the death as-
* (Sonny): Hey get out of here, jackass, this isn't like the actual game! WE'RE the narrators here!
* (Deadpool): C'MON, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER CHANCE TO BE IN THIS CROSSOVER SERIES, LEMME HAVE IT!!!

(Later...)

* Atrick: (After a large generator tower was torn down by the fight)... I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY!!!
* ZongueBob: (Cracking knuckles) Atrick, we're not playing... Technically since this is a toy in a sense... WE'RE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES!
* Atrick: (Desperately) I wanna play, I WANNA PLAY!
* ZongueBob: Oh, for the love of, ALRIGHT! Knock yourself out!
* Atrick: YAAAY! (ZongueBob went to Sonny)
* ZongueBob: Sonny? Talk to me!
* Sonny: CUCKOO! CUCKOO! I SAY THIS WHEN I'M AS DAZED AS A TORNADO!!
* (Sau): She's been concussed. She needs treatment. (Sonny was teleported away)... You two, deal with that overgrown dream sex doll for ZongueBob and avenge her.
* ZongueBob: Wow, really?
* (Sau): It's a joke, okay? Just take it out.
* ZongueBob: Alright... But we'll discuss your taste for jokes later.

(Later...)

* Atrick: WAHAOHOO, THAT WAS FUN! Your turn, ZongueBob!
* ZongueBob: (As Sonny-Bot got back up electrified and angrier than ever)... Oh, Uhhh... Weeeee. \*Gulp\*.
* (Sau): Oy, Atrick is so oblivious sometimes.

(Later...)

* Sonny-Bot: I-I-I-I-I LOVE TO GURGLE! BU, BU, BU, BU, BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooohhhh- (It fell in defeat and short-circuiting)
* (Deadpool): That robot is down, and STAYING down! What an upset!
* (Sonny): ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? TELL ME THAT ROBOT DOPPELGANGER DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!
* (ZongueBob): Sonny! Are you okay?!
* (Sonny): Yeah. Technology healed my concussion pretty quickly... You know, provided the fee.
* (Sau): Great work dealing with the Sonny-Bot. It was QUITE a battle.
* (Sonny): Well, if there was any lingering doubt these bots are from Crokton, what Me-Bot said confirmed it.... Well, that and the Robot Crokton. Though it's annoying that even the ROBOTS are making crude assumptions about me!
* (Sau): Well they are from Crokton himself, so-
* (Sonny): SAU!
* (Sau): SORRY!! Let's... Let's just meet back up at the Oxydome, okay?

#### **The Hydralair/Klaue**

* ZongueBob: Wow, Hydroman and Aguaman! My heroes! Hit me with a water ball, hit me, hit me, hit me!!!
* Aguaman: We would, but A, you're not a threat, B, we're semi-retired, and C, we have to conserve our aging powers to combat a robot menace invading our lair!
* Sonny: You're dealing with that too-?
* ZongueBob: Right. Sorry. It's just every time I see you, I feel the chills of justice in me. See? I've got coosebumps on my coosebumps on my coosebumps on my coosebumps on my-
* Sonny: Zongue, buddy, I love you, but can you NOT do that?
* Hydraman: IS THAT THE TV REPAIRMAN?!
* Aguaman: No, it's the Zongue kid, his friend, and girlfriend.
* Hydraman: OH!... Are you sure they can't fix the TV?
* Sonny: Well, I AM good with machines, but we have more pressin-
* ZongueBob: OH, HYDRAMAN, T'WOULD BE MY HONOR TO FIX YOUR TELEVISION!
* Hydraman: GOODY!
* Aguaman: Eh, I don't think we-
* Hydraman: WAIT!... Now that I think about it, it's a good thing you showed up.
* Sonny/ZongueBob/Atrick: It is?
* Aguaman: It is?
* Hydraman: Yes. A bunch of, EEEVIL robots have taken over, the Hydralair's security system. We need some help to shut it down and stop them.
* Aguaman: But why THEM?! We're perfectly-capable superheroes, even for our age.
* Hydraman: Because it's Fineday, and we have a WHOLE bunch of doctor's appointments.
* Aguaman: AAHHH fishsticks, I forgot. It's just amazing how, as the most forgetful of us, he's got the best memory. A real oxymoron of a predicament he has.
* Sonny: Looks like you guys STILL got some hero left in you, huh?
* Aguaman: Yeah, I guess we do.
* Hydraman: Just enter the Hydralair, meet with our holobots, AND the Hydralair Computer. They'll tell you what to do.
* Sonny:... Guess that ain't a problem.
* ZongueBob: You can count on us, Hydraman! You won't be disappointed! Shamed, maybe, but not disappointed! (They entered the hidden hatch to the Hydralair)
* Hydraman:... Now... To the doctor's office... AWAAAAAAYYYY!!!
* Aguaman: I'll go contact our assigned nurse.

Hydralair

* ZongueBob: (They find Cephward) Cephward! Am I happy to see you! And not just the kind of happy you feel in the front of your knees but the kind of happy you feel in the back of your elbow! You'll never believe what's been happening.
* Cephward: Yeah, yeah. I've already been briefed by the geriatric duo.
* Sonny: You DO know those are holobots posing as them, right? The real ones are at a bunch of doctor's appointments.
* Cephward: Yeah, they kept on flickering like actual holograms do. Regardless, those two old cootbots sent me in to get updated with the Hydralair Computer. But since you guys are here now, I'll let YOU do it. It's right up there. (Points to a higher area).
* Sonny:... How long have you been down here?
* Cephward: About 2 hours.
* Sonny: Well then why in tarnation haven't you gotten there yet?!
* Cephward: Have you not noticed where we are?! (They saw so many platforms and machines as they were inside a dark sea cave illuminated by bioluminescent algae on the walls)... Just, LOOK at this place. I mean puh-leeze! Would it kill them to lay down a few throw rugs or some shortcuts?! And all this wasted space?! How did those two old fogies MAKE all this?!
* Zonguebob: Oh, that's easy! In Episode 27, the Hydralair is invaded by the digging monsters of Waju Wajaju, and they-
* Cephward: NEVER MIND!!! Just tell me how to get out of here! I've already tried and I keep going in circles.
* ZongueBob: Well, that depends: Do you want the booby-trapped or the non-booby-trapped exit?
* Cephward:... Think about what you just said.
* ZongueBob: Okay, you're right, non-booby-trapped, dumb question. Just go that way.
* Cephward: Thanks. (He walked into the exit, but he was heard screaming as booby traps went off while ZongueBob, Sonny, and Atrick winced)
* ZongueBob:... Or maybe it was THAT way.

(Later...)

* Aguaman:... Well, so far, so good. The security system's been shut down, and we got a good checkup.
* ZongueBob: HOORAY FOR JUSTICE AND ALL IT'S MULTI-SPLENDORED GLORY!
* Sonny:... Yeah, what he said.
* Aguaman:... Well, justice boy, you also cut our power to the Hydralair's VPS, that's Villain Prison System.
* Atrick:... Is, that bad?
* Aguaman: Does Hydraman smell like sour milk?
* Hydraman: Yes! YES I DO!... Wait.
* Sonny: That's not a problem, you guys can just turn it back on before any of them-
* Aguaman: Too late. Looks like one of the villains has broken free.
* Hydraman: WHAT?! AN EVILDOER ON THE LOOSE?!? WHO IS IT?! DEATHRAY?! THE ATOMIC SWALLOWER?!? THE MUCKY BUBBLE?!
* Aguaman: WORSE!! He's your archenemy, KLAUE!
* Hydraman: **KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE!!!**
* Klaue: (A Ulysses-Claw-like Cleaneryd appeared) NyeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?... Oh. I thought I was looking at superheroes, like usual. But surprising that it's just pieces of gnarled driftwood.
* Hydraman: KLAUE! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU MADMAN!!!
* Atrick: Um, I don't remember this guy from the comics.
* Aguaman: It's one of the lost editions.
* ZongueBob: Then... What did Klaue do?
* Aguaman: The worst thing you can imagine! He put all Hydraman's white clothes in the washer! WITH A RED SOCK!
* Sonny:... Really?
* Aguaman: AND THEN HE RIGGED THE REST OF THE CLOTHES TO SELF-DESTRUCT! All that was left was the stained white clothes. Particularly his underwear and socks.
* Sonny: Ooohhhhh, okay, while that still is kinda ridiculous thing for a supervillain to do, I will say, that's a d\*\*\* move.
* Hydraman: I HAD TO FIGHT CRIME IN ONLY PINK!! **PINK!!!** AND HALF-NAKED!!! **HALF-NAKED!!!**
* ZongueBob: How horrible!
* Klaue: Actually, the REAL worst thing I did was smuggle dangerous police tech.
* Sonny: Oh, good.
* Klaue: But on the topic of the clothes, THAT was just something to pass the time. Get a good laugh and all that. That's something only THOSE wrinkled up mummies AND their fans would find the worst thing you can imagine. Though personally, I thought pink, even for your age, made you very pretty.
* Hydraman: REALLY?!?
* Klaue: Sure! Pretty STUPID!! (Laughs hysterically)
* Sonny: Oh, this guy is a douche! Crokton would look like a SAINT around this guy!
* Klaue:... Yikes. What are those? And what's that funny-looking furfish? And that yellow thing? Some kind of mold?
* Sonny: I'm a Hydrocabiais.
* Klaue: Oh, you mean those things that got a bad reputation lately?
* Sonny:... OH YOU DID NOT JUST CROSS THAT LINE!! ALSO, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!
* Aguaman: I forgot to mention that Klaue is a minor telepath.
* Sonny: OH, NOW YOU TELL US?!
* Aguaman: It's literally on his HoloID banners. (They saw his ID and information on the walls on holo-screens)
* Sonny:... Oh.
* ZongueBob: AND I'M NOT MOLD! I'M A ZONGUE! THERE'S A CELLULAR DIFFERENCE! **A CELLULAR DIFFERENCE, DAMMIT!!**
* Klaue: Yeah yeah, sure, thanks for the lesson, Dr. Science. SEE YOU LATER, PINKIE!
* (Pinkie): SOMEONE CALL ME?!
* (Deadpool): He wasn't talking about you, PP! PFFT!
* (Pinkie): Oh. Sorry.
* (Scroopfan): "Oh good grief, we REALLY need to improve anti-forth-wall-breaker security, MSM."
* (Deadpool): Aw, come on, do you guys HAVE to do that to me?
* (MSM): Please, you've always broken every protection against that.
* (Deadpool): Oh, yeah, I did, didn't I? HAHA!
* Hydraman: BY THE GLOBAL SEAS, KLAUE! I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE CAPTURED! BUT FIRST, I MUST CHANGE FROM MY SECRET IDENTITY, INTO, HYDRAMAN!
* Aguaman: You don't HAVE a secret identity, you old coot. We were the ONLY land-based creatures to live here before Sonny showed up, so a secret identity would be pointless.... Yeah, maybe you three better take care of Klaue while I, take care of this.
* ZongueBob: (Manly voice) Not to worry! I shall avenge you, Hydraman!
* Klaue:... How did he do that?
* Sonny: F\*\*\* you, that's how.
* Klaue: Yeesh, lady, what happened to your species that made you have such thin skin about that?
* Sonny:... When were you last free? Also, aren't you a telepath?
* Klaue: MINOR, telepath. You're the kinda bitch who would be safe from that kinda power given that ridiculous suit. Also, it was when that stuff about Xandronian was starting to wear off, AND I read it from some other Hydrocab sap.
* Sonny:... Well, THAT explains it.
* Atrick: Nearly genocided.
* Sonny/ZongueBob: ATRICK!
* Klaue: SERIOUSLY?! AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Wow! Must've sucked having some people in the government. AAHAHAHAHAA! AND YOU WONDER WHY CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE VILLAINS! (He continued laughing)
* Sonny: ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT, YOU SONOVA BITCH!! (She fired a Jomoter blaster at him as he cast a large claw shield) WHOA!... YOU STILL HAVE YOUR GEAR?!
* Klaue: I can summon it from anywhere. Those two weenies kept it in my room this whole time.
* Sonny:... Oh. Wow. Guess they AREN'T as smart as they showed with their old age.
* Klaue: ENOUGH! NOW PREPARE TO DIE! (He fired a claw arm cannon at them with an intense plasma focus beam)
* Sonny: Yeesh, not bad for a barely-acknowledged obscure golden era super villain!
* Atrick: AHAOCH! ROASTED!
* Klaue: WHY YOU LITTLE- (He kept firing)

(Later...)

* Klaue: (He's in the process of being frozen again) No, no, no, not again! This is not fair!! I GOT A FROZEN WEDGIE FROM THIS! Is this the end of Klaue?!
* Sonny: Yeah. And I got one last thing to say to you, so listen close:... F\*\*\*, YOU! (Klaue gets frozen again)
* Hydraman: Klaue is safely locked-away again, thank to you, Glankie!
* ZongueBob: My name's ZongueBob.
* Hydraman: I was talking to the furfish.
* ZongueBob: Her name's Sonny.
* Sonny: And I'm NOT a furfish.
* Aguaman: Um, H? The device?
* Hydraman: Oh yeah. (They give them a futuristic device) Here, I found this in my underwear drawer, next to a bunch of dirty pink boxers. It may help you defeat the rest of the robots.
* Zonguebob: (Gets excited)... I'll treasure it forever.
* Sonny: You are WAAAAY too easy to impress, ZongueBob.
* ZongueBob: I can't help it, Sonny. And thank you, Hydraman. I will always live my life by your shining example... (Hydraman peeks back at the chamber) Like goodness and kindness-
* Hydraman: ARE YOU STILL HERE?! (Backs out again)
* ZongueBob: COMING, HYDRAMAN!! (Charges off)
* Sonny:... Oy.
* Atrick: Eh, isn't that why you love him?
* Sonny: Yes it is. (Laughs)

Undertow Shoals

* Sonny: (They got out to meet back with the real Hydraman and Aguaman coming back from their appointments)... Whew. What a blast.
* ZongueBob: EXACTLY!
* Hydraman: Is that the TV repair kids again? Maybe, they can rub my feet!
* Aguaman: Eeew. Guys, if I were you, I'd get going, FAST!
* Sonny:... I'll just take yalls' word for it. (They left)
* ZongueBob:... So, now what?
* Sonny: (On communicator) Hey, Sau?
* (Sau): S'up, Son? Wow, that did NOT sound right when I thought of it.
* Sonny: Hydraman and Aguaman gave us this... Device of some such. Can you see what you can make of it?
* (Sau): (Scanned it from Sonny's holo-helmet) Can't I? (She kept scanning)... Hmmm... Okay, this'll take some time. Seems to be encrypted.
* Sonny: Okay, you do that. We'll do some more digging around.

#### **Sleeper Bottom**

Sleeper Bottom Bus Station

* Sonny: (Saw the complex of elevated ground platforms holding glowing buildings and garbage held above a giant bottomless pit)... Spoooooky.
* ZongueBob: Yeah. I've been here a few times, and TRUST me, the darkness is NOT very friendly.
* Sonny: I just hope we get this over with. This depth looks like it could crush my suit.
* (Sau): Not really. Had it modified a few months back.
* Sonny:... Ummm... Thanks?
* ZongueBob: Guys? Look! (They saw a bystander disturbing a Zapfield as it ended up wailing crazily and zapping him to ashes with eyeballs via shockwave eyes before going dormant again)... Ouch.
* Sonny: Ohh, that's gotta hurt.
* Atrick: DO IT AGAIN, I WASN'T LOOKING!
* Mrs. Waft: Eh? Oh, ZongueBob, Atrick, Miss Sonny, I'm actually glad you're all here, believe it or not.
* ZongueBob: I'm glad we're here, too, Mrs. Waft.
* Mrs. Waft: Bad enough the robots have been wrecking s\*\*\* backwards, sometimes literally, but now they've stolen priceless artwork from Sleeper Bottom's museum. If you can return it all to me, I'll be sure to reward you, with something.
* ZongueBob:... Um, why do you want all that artwork?
* Mrs. Waft: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU AREN'T PREPARED TO HANDLE THE ANSWER TO!!
* Sonny: (She gets stern with Waft) It IS so you can return the paintings to the museum itself, right?
* Mrs. Waft: (Got nervous) Um, yes, precisely it.
* Sonny: Hmmmm.
* Mrs. Waft: DON'T 'HMMMM' ME, MISS SONNY, I'M JUST-
* Sonny: Whatever! Look, just, agree to do the right thing with them, and we'll do it. Otherwise, we'll just do the right thing with them ourselves. We got BETTER things to do than return artwork to a museum. LOTS!
* Mrs. Waft: Fine!
* ZongueBob: Then consider the artwork saved, Mrs. Waft!
* Mrs. Waft: ("Darn, and I really liked those paintings too.") (Sighs) But I heard the robots have broken the road leading up to the museum. You'll have to be clever and find another route to get in.
* ZongueBob: (Holds up two handfuls of stamps) What if we lick all these stamps and mail oursevles?
* Atrick: Could work.

#### **Sandy Peak**

* ZongueBob: Cephward! Am I glad you're here! I need to borrow your toothbrush again!
* Cephward: What?! You've used it before?!
* ZongueBob: Oh, yeah, lots of times. I figured if you didn't know, you wouldn't mind.
* Sonny: Really, Zongue?
* Cephward: You better not have done something disgusting with it!
* ZongueBob: Don't worry, Jery talked me out of using it to clean my toilet seat!
* Cephward: Fine. What do I care? I'm a wreck anyways. I try and get some exercise to relax from all this robot mess and now everything's ruined.
* ZongueBob: Because of a toothbrush?
* Cephward: NO, IT'S THOSE F\*\*\*ING ROBOTS! They've taken over the ski slopes! How can I ski with those ugly things beating everyone up like dummies?! Listen, you guys, you've gotta help me. I'm going to lose my goddamn marbles if I don't goddamn get some GODDAMN RELAXATION!!
* ZongueBob: I've found if you keep your marbles in a bag, they don't get lost as often. In fact, I've got mine right here. It's embroidered with this lovely-
* Cephward: Forget the marbles!
* Sonny: He means he's going to crack.
* Atrick: How is he going to-
* Sonny: Ahem. I mean, go crazy.... Also, aren't YOU supposed to be helping with the relief effort, Ceph?
* Cephward: Um... Umumum...
* Sonny: Hmmph. Slacking off, huh? Well, uh-uh! No freeloaders round THESE parts. But at least you gave us useful info. We gotta clear these slopes.
* Cephward:... Whatever. I'll just wait here. Not like I can enjoy myself with this mechanical menaces around. And I'll tell you what, if you guys can get rid of the robots at the bottom of every slope for me, I'll get right back to work.
* ZongueBob: I don't know. it's hard to beat the extreme fun of marbles...
* Cephward: OKAY, OKAY, YOU GUYS CAN HAVE ONE SLOPE PER PERSON!
* ZongueBob: Now that's a deal!
* Sonny: Eh, covers more ground, so I would've suggested it, anyway. I'm the superior leader here... At least, by brains.
* Cephward: Wow, someone's a little narcissistic today.
* ZongueBob: Look, we'll just clear off all those slopes for you.
* Sonny: Actually, I'm pretty sure we should stick together for this one.
* Atrick: Why? We can take care of ourselves. How hard can it be?

Later...

* Atrick: (As they were sliding down) AAAAAAAAAAHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGH!!! (His helmet and sandboard flew off) AAAAAAAAAHHH!! (He flew towards a mountain as the shadow approached him) Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAA- (He crashed as his head and limbs broke off) DOOF!!! (A 'DED' appeared as it was all just a game on Atrick's oPhone) Aw I got dead again! This game sucks! (His sandboard hit a rock as he flew off without his helmet and sandboard) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAHAAAAAAA- (He hit a mountain in the same way as in his game) DOOF! (His body slipped down)
* Sonny: Does that answer your question? Atrick easily forgets that THAT is why you must ALWAYS pay attention to the mountain.
* ZongueBob: I'M LISTENING TO YOU MOUNTAIN! (He slid down with Sonny)

(Later...)

* Tetrus-Bot: (He plowed in from snow chasing the three sandboarding heroes) I WILL GET YOU AND SELL YOU FOR POCKET CHANGE!
* Sonny: WHAT THE-?!
* ZongueBob: A MR. TETRUS ROBOT?!?
* Atrick: WHOA!!
* Sonny: NOT WHOA!! (The Tetrus-Bot flew with it's rocket legs and armed up it's four energy-bladed pincers) OH CRAP IN A HELMET!!!
* Atrick: THAT SOUNDS GROSS-
* Sonny: RUUUUN!! Uh, I mean, SLIIIIIDE!! (They did that as Tetrus-Bot chased them, slicing at them with all he had, blasting at them with his claws' cannons, and even trying to outmaneuver them while also summoning robots to stop them)

(Later...)

* Cephward: OH, THANK NEPITON, YOU DID IT! As soon as this robot mess is over, I can go get my equipment and ski in peace.
* Atrick: Actually, I think I borrowed your equipment.
* Cephward: WHAT?! WHO SAID YOU COULD DO THAT?!
* ZongueBob: I did. I figured if you didn't know, you wouldn't mind, again.
* Sonny: Oh for the love of-
* Cephward: WOULDN'T MIND?! OF COURSE I MIND! IT'S ONLY THE MOST EXPENSIVE SKIING EQUIPMENT MONEY CAN BUY!! And what does Atrick want with that stuff anyway?! He doesn't even know how to ski.
* Atrick: It's an awesome alternative to forks and spoons. I use the pointy things to stab food with it, and the board things are like giant chopsticks.
* Cephward:... And to think the robots used to be the worse thing to happen to me on this peak.
* ZongueBob: You mean aside from falling off it and exploding in a nuclear explosion randomly 6 times on the same day-
* Cephward: YES AND SHUT UP!!!
* Sonny:... Your life really DOES suck. I, I'm so-
* Cephward: I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!! (ZongueBob, Atrick and Sonny leave)... I'm calling the moving company tomorrow.

#### **Meet Atrick-Bot**

Aquastrial Park

* Croktron: Hello again, nimrods. And hello again, Gurgler.
* Sonny: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
* Croktron: GURGLER GURGLER GURGLER!
* ???: HONEY! (Karrer 2.0 showed up as a flying Sub-Omnican screen with jets and blasters)
* Karrer 2.0: I think you've gotten enough fun.
* Atrick:... YOU'RE the big bad guy? Or, big bad girl?... AND in this case, not a guy nor girl? A robot?
* Sonny: Karrer, I thought you were better than this!
* Karrer 2.0: I'm not the Karrer you know. In fact, I'm a Sub-Omnican, which has been considered the off-brand cousins of TRUE Omnicans because we're 'not as moral'.
* ZongueBob: But then, what happened to her?
* Karrer 2.0.: The organic version of my TRUE husband shut her down for the day and tried to make ME happen. Guess how well THAT turned out?
* Sonny: Ugh!! CAN'T THAT MICROBE JUST APPRECIATE THAT KARRER WAS JUST LOOKING OUT FOR HIS SAFETY BY KEEPING HIM FROM CROSSING THE LINE?! IT'S MY MARRIAGE ALL OVER AGAIN!!
* Croktron:... Yikes. Kinda figures we ended up coming to the picture because of me 1.0. couldn't appreciate a better half. Besides the point though. Welcome to our evil home.
* Sonny: The Aquastrial Park?
* Croktron: No, I was referring to Mimzy Worl- YES I MEAN THIS AQUASTRIAL PARK!! Where all robots on Oceanous go to be born. We took over from here on out.
* Atrick: What a dump.
* Sonny: Tell me 'bout it. There's servowaste, EVERYWHERE!
* Karrer 2.0: Oh, I think some corrosive servowaste is the LEAST of your concerns. (She whistled and from out of the servowaste came a large robot Atrick)
* Atrick-Bot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
* Atrick:... WOW! A big ME! HI, BIG ME! I'M LITTLE ME!
* Sonny/ZongueBob: ATRICK NO!!
* Atrick: What? He looks friend- (He was frozen by Atrick-Bot's ice breath)
* Sonny:... Wow. And here I thought Atrick couldn't get stupider.
* ZongueBob: Ugh. This day just DOESN'T seem to be getting any better.
* Croktron: Has it ever been though? It wasn't even great for our oh so dear 'creator' who only created us to steal a recipe for a food-byproduct he technically once shared the same business brand with!! What made ya think it was gonna be fun for you?!
* Karrer 2.0: Sonny-Bot may have ended up being ill-suited to deal with you klutzes, but THIS might do the trick... But not really, considering he's based off-of an idiot.... Eh, if he doesn't kill you, he'll at least keep you busy. But hey, a fun distraction at least as we further improve our robot forces! Adios, ya clods! (They teleported away)
* ZongueBob: Wow. Is that all they ever do? Throw robot copies at us? I can't imagine Spongebob having to deal with something like this!
* Sonny: ZongueBob, we gotta hurry! Atrick's in more trouble than any poor sap near him at his worst times. We have to help.
* ZongueBob: You're right, Sonny. But if that robot really IS like Atrick, HE'LL EAT US FOR DESSERT! WHAT DO WE DO?! (Atrick-Bot got a small barrel and scooped some servowaste sludge like ice cream and started licking it)... Ew.
* Sonny: Eh, I've seen robots do grosser s\*\*\*. But, we BETTER figure something out, ASAP! (She scanned Atrick-Bot with her holo-helmet visors and saw that his back was the least armored)... Hmmm... Seems like the back is the least armored. Maybe a few hits'll leave its internals open for rippin.
* ZongueBob: Alright, I'll try to hit it.
* Sonny: I'll see what I can do from here. Now stop yappin and GET TO IT! (This played as he went in)

* (Deadpool): Here we are again at another titanic fight, and it looks like ZongueBob is in for a rough ride!
* (Sonny): I TOLD YA TO SCRAM, YOU GLORY HOUND!!
* Deadpool: WELL, I DON'T GIVE A F\*\*\*!! THIS IS TOO FUN FOR ME TO RESIST! Now where were we?

(Later...)

* Atrick-Bot: OUMPH! UHHHhhhhhh... (He fell comically as ZongueBob was relieved)
* ZongueBob: YES! NOW'S MY CHANCE! (He stretched his arms and reached Atrick)
* Atrick: FMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmph!!
* ZongueBob: I got you, Atrick! (Atrick-Bot appeared behind him breathing in)
* Atrick: MMMMMMMMMPH!! MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!
* ZongueBob: RELAX! I'LL-
* Sonny: ZONGUEBOB, LOOK OUT! (Atrick-Bot used his ice breath on ZongueBob, freezing him) NO!
* Atrick-Bot: YEEEAHHH!! (He pounded his chest)
* Sonny:... Alright, fatso, you pushed this Hydrocab too far! You best hang onto something wired deeply to the ground, because it's time for a hot twister. THEXUS STYLE!
* Atrick-Bot:... Eh?
* Sonny: Um, I'm gonna kick your ass.
* Atrick-Bot:... AAAAAAAAAAH!!! (He tossed globs of servowaste at her)
* (Deadpool): What is Sonny gonna do to get ZongueBob and Atrick unfrozen?
* Sonny: AHH!! THAT'S HOT AS BALLS!!... Wait... Hot! THAT'S IT! (She almost tricked Atrick-Bot into hurling hot servowaste at her when she was standing next to ZongueBob and Atrick)... WELL?!? HIT ME!!!
* Atrick-Bot:... Nu-uh! (He just stomped the ground and knocked Sonny in front of him)
* (Deadpool): It seems that THIS Atrick is smarter than the average Atrick.
* Sonny: NOW YOU TELL ME- (She was kicked towards the servowaste as she lassoed a lever that dumped crates that stunned Atrick-Bot)... WHOA!
* Atrick-Bot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (He spun around)
* (Deadpool): DOSHE DO AND AROUND YOU GO!!
* (Sonny)/Sonny: YOU JUST SAID THAT!
* (Deadpool): I KNOW, SHUT UP!
* (Sonny)/Sonny: YOU SHUT UP!

(Later...)

* Atrick-Bot: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- (He pulled the pulley and dumped so much servowaste that it fell off and he fell into the servowaste)
* Sonny: EEEYOO! That's hotter than a day on a planet's four suns.
* Atrick: (Unfrozen) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! (He ran rubbing his butt from the heat)
* ZongueBob: (Unfrozen, he broke free) AAHH! Alright, I've had it up to here with him! It's time to roll out some robot punishment!
* Atrick: Hey, he doesn't look THAT bad.
* ZongueBob: Seriously? You're not even the TINIEST bit scared of him?
* Atrick: Oh, no, he's a good friend of mine. We go out to get Tetra Googers, play video games, and have a good time- OF COURSE I'M SCARED OF HIM!!! He's creepy!! I thought we could be friends, and THIS is what I get?! Being ice-creamed?!
* ZongueBob: Eh, good try, but obviously, he's gonna be a crappy friend anyway.
* (Deadpool): That does it! ZongueBob is back in the fight!
* Sonny: Careful Zongue, the entire place is flooded in servowaste now.
* ZongueBob: I CAN SEE THAT! I'LL IMPROVISE!

(Later...)

* Atrick-Bot: AHHHHHHH! (Explodes to pieces, which thankfully as a robot its insides are filled with robot stuff)
* Atrick: Thanks for saving me, guys! Boy, ZongueBob, I owe you big time!
* ZongueBob: Thank Sonny. We'd still be popsicles if it wasn't for her.
* Sonny; Aw, shucks. You fellers are gonna make me blush.
* ZongueBob:... I think I have fudge in my pants.
* Sonny: "..... Too much Info, Zonguebob."

#### **Kelp Rainforest**

Kelp Rainforest

* Sonny:... Wow. This is the BIGGEST kelp forest I've ever seen.
* ZongueBob: It's called the Kelp Rainforest.
* Sonny: Duh, because it's so big.
* ZongueBob: Yeah.
* Sonny: (On communicator) Hey, Sau? Getting anything about Karrer 2.0?
* (Sau): So far nothing. Let's remember that Karrer 2.0 rigged the planet so that this whole invasion can be invisible to the Oceons. Otherwise, ya think this would've been a non-issue by now. She's cloaked this planet to its core. I mean, damn. This machine is good.
* Sonny: What about the Villain Legion?
* (Sau): Wow it feels to have you ask for those guys. That said, it's, a work in progress. They're going to find a way to sabotage the Aquastrial Park's defenses so you can get in.
* ZongueBob: Great. Now we won't have to worry about much.
* Sonny: Uh, Zongue! WAIT!
* ZongueBob: What? Huh? (He saw he was standing off the edge of a cliff)

French Narrator: Later...

* ZongueBob: Okay, I REALLY gotta watch where I'm going.
* Sonny: Yeah, you should.
* ZongueBob: But can you blame me? I can't see crap in this dark.
* ???: ZongueBob?... Is that you? (Someone approaches with a lantern, and it's revealed to be Mrs. Waft)
* ZongueBob: Mrs. Waft?... Driving class isn't out HERE today, is it?
* Mrs. Waft: Uh... no, ZongueBob. Why do you say that? You think we'd have class out here just to hide from YOU? (Nervously laughs) Don't be silly.
* Sonny: Wow, really? THIS is your excuse to hide from him? Also, I thought driving classes were postponed because of the robots.
* Mrs. Waft: As I said, it's NOT that.
* Sonny:... Okay, I guess I'm sold?
* Mrs. Waft: Anyway, I was just, uh... Cleaning up litter for the dump. Yes, that's it!
* Sonny: Well, this place DOES look- (A foghorn sound was heard as sludge and trash was seen)... Polluted, so, yeah, I'm again ALMOST sold.
* ZongueBob; Ooh, can we help?
* Mrs. Waft: Actually, you three can help with something else. These robots showed up and scared off all the students- I mean, campers.
* Sonny: Students.
* Mrs. Waft: WOULD YOU SHUT UP... PLEASE?!? Ahem, before the ranger arrives, someone needs to go out and find them.
* Sonny: (Got a very suspicious face on Waft) You are REALLY pushing us, Waft.
* Mrs. Waft: What am I SUPPOSED to do with all these robots on the loose? Stand around and have them turn me into a punching airbag?
* ZongueBob: Well, it's still the right thing to do. No problem, Mrs. Waft, we're on it.
* The duo went off.
* Sonny: "(Quietly) I am really starting to question the ethics of this world's education system outside of the Oceons."

#### **The Haunted Shipyards**

* Sonny:... So... These, are the Haunted Shipyards?... All these amphibious spaceships.... Which seems kinda redundant since spaceships can survive any environment.
* (Sau): Everyone, tread carefully. I'm detecting spectral energy not too far from your location.
* Sonny: My britches, this place really IS haunted?!
* Atrick: Wait, you didn't believe that?
* Sonny: Well... Not until I saw it really was haunted. What's so scary bout this place?
* Mr. Tetrus: This here be the domain, of the Flying Spaceman. A space pirate army captain that used to haunt the sea of stars in this area.
* Sonny: Mmm. So, this graveyard, is the ships of his entire fleet?
* Mr. Tetrus: Aye. It's a nightmare.
* Sonny: No duh. C'mon. Let's just hope we don't meet him too earl- (A large blue-green cosmonaut captain similar to the Flying Dutchman appeared)... Oy. Sometimes I just CAN'T stay shut.
* Flying Spaceman: WHAJABABA!! UGH! WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYIN' SPACEMAN!
* ZongueBob:... Uh, that would be us, sir. \*Gulp\*
* Sonny: Just stay back, we've dealt with ghosts before.
* Flying Spaceman: Look here, kids, I'm not interested in any sellable sweets! I can't even eat no more! I be dead for centuries. 17 TO BE SPECIFIC!!... Or was it 18? Well, point is, I'M A GHOOOOOOOOOST?!
* ZongueBob: We're not shell scouts.
* Flying Spaceman: Look, I'm too disturbed to scare the poopaloo outta yas. Come back later.
* Sonny:... Let me guess? A buncha darn robots?
* Flying Spaceman: No, it's a buncha darn-... Robots. Yes. They've kicked me outta me ship they have. Bein kicked off a yer own ship, is like having your pants pulled down in front'a casual acquaintances. It'sa sad, SAD THING! NOW, they got their own ship, and they're blastin' away at each other. I don't even know WHY they're doing that when they LOOK to be on the same team!
* Sonny: I think it's like they're training themselves to be effective spacial combatants In which case, we can't risk them being armed with haunted space ships... We're gonna help out.
* Mr. Tetrus: HIM?! Help, HIM?!?
* Sonny: Well, what if they use that durn ship of theirs to terrorize more people? It doesn't have to be for him specifically. Helping a spector of an infamous figure is collateral in stopping the robots from having space-travel capabilities. We do it for the others.
* Flying Spaceman: Well said, furfish.
* Sonny: I'm NOT a furfish.
* Flying Spaceman: I know, that's space pirate slang for-
* Sonny: I KNOW, IT JUST FEELS A LITTLE OFFENSIVE, THAT'S ALL!
* Flying Spaceman: Alright, alright, quit yappin. You just gotta use the cannons to hit the weakpoints on that dang ship. Simple as that. Any questions?
* Sonny: "Yes. #1, how were the robots able to chase you off your ship?"
* Flying Spaceman: "Well one, they didn't had souls, so I couldn't just turn them into more additions to my army, and second, darn trash cans got anti-specter weaponry! Guns made by ghost hunters on many ghost worlds. Them things would've been able to put even ME into a permanent rest if I got hit?!"
* Sonny: #2, How could they throw a GHOST off of a ship? I mean, their hands'll just go right through you.
* Flying Spaceman: (Flies quick into their face) OH I SEE HOW IT IS, YA DEPARTIST!! Just 'cuz I'mma century-old ghost means I can't be kicked off me own ship! WELL THE AFTERLIFE BE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT! Robots aren't built to be DUMB! THEY FOUND ME SKULL! ANYONE WHO HAS IT CAN CONTROL ME! EVEN HAGRY MOANS WASN'T UNSTOPPABLE AS HIS OWN TASTE'A GHOST! THEM ROBOTS THREW ME OFF LIKE A RAGDOLL, THEY DID, AND STARTED BETTIN HOW I LANDED! 10 DOUBLOONS IF HE FALLS ON HIS TAIL-BALLS! (He ghost-punched through ZongueBob's crotch) 20 IF HE FALLS ON HIS STOMACH! (He ghost punched Atrick's chest) 50 IF HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD!! (Ghost-punched through Sonny's holo-helmet)... Bottom line, they did their homework.
* ZongueBob:... Okay.
* Sonny: #3, how do you FALL?! You're a ghost.
* Flying Spaceman: Skull. Like voodoo dolls, really.
* Sonny:... Guess that makes... A little bitta sense.
* ZongueBob: #4... Is that beautiful hat available for a Size 3?
* Flying Spaceman: No. But I got something better. If ye pull this off, I'll give ye their ship.
* Sonny:... Deal.
* Mr. Tetrus: Yeah, we can use it to sneak into the Park again.
* Flying Spaceman: Well, then, aloft with ya.

(Later...)

* ZongueBob: YES! WE DID IT! WE GOT YOUR SHIP AND SKULL BACK, AND DEFEATED THE ROBOTS! (The robot flag was replaced with the Spaceman flag)
* Flying Spaceman: That ya did. But now that I look at it... I think I'll keep this extra ship. Maybe it's got some stuff I can install in me own ship. Ectodigital tech is so fresh in the Cluster these days. I could keep me ship up to date.
* ZongueBob: But, but what about our deal?
* Flying Spaceman: Uh, helloOOOOooo, don't ye know anything about me? I'm one of them ghosts that ye can't trust with deals. Pretty sure this planet was fully aware of it. Then again, not everyone's as smart as them Oceons. Deals don't mean NOTHIN to a pirate ghost like me. Cept for that butter churn deal I had in 25-Something. What a deal that was. Ain't nothin like fresh purified filtered homemade well-churned butter.
* Sonny: NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND, BUTTERBOY! WE DID ALL THAT S\*\*\*, AND YOU'RE BACKING OUT ON US?!?
* Flying Spaceman: What can I say? I'm a pirate.
* Sonny: Ohoho, no! WE EARNED THAT SHIP, FAIR AND SQUARE! YOU DON'T JUST GO BACK ON YER WORD LIKE THAT! WE THEXANS ALWAYS HAVE A CODE A HONOR!
* Flying Spaceman: Well we're not all Thexans, now are we? Tough, furfish. That ship be mine now.
* Sonny: NO! YOU GIVE US WHAT WE OWE, YA BIG SEA-GLEASEL!
* Flying Spaceman: WHA... **SEA-GLEASEL?!? THEM IS FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!**
* Sonny: Yeah! Them IS fighting words!
* Flying Spaceman: Alright, Missy. If ye want this stupid ship so bad, come and get it!
* Sonny: YER ON!
* Flying Spaceman:... AAHAHAHAHA! (He vanished and cast her and the others into dark depths as this played)

* Cephward: "WELL THIS IS A NEEDLESS DISTRACTION?!"
* Sonny: UAAGH! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! JUST GIVE US THE DAMN SHIP!!
* Flying Spaceman: You don't demand NOTHIN from a ghost! Ye be in MY world now. (They entered a spatial arena which was just a large meteor platform in space)
* Cephward:... Really?
* Flying Spaceman: YE GOT NO IDEA HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE I FOUGHT SOMEONE! IT WAS LITERALLY SINCE ME DEATH! All the other times it was just fightin' dirty like a ghost... And by that I mean not fightin' at all.
* Sonny:... Well... Maybe you have a code of honor after all.
* Flying Spaceman: It's called the pirate code, but yes. And it ain't entirely fair. Now shut up! Ye lose this battle, ye serve as part a me crew for eternity.
* ZongueBob:... (Sighs) We're dead.

(Later...)

* Sonny:... (Deep breaths)... Okay... Had enough, ya dirty ghost?
* Flying Spaceman: DIRTY?! I'LL HAVE YE KNOW ME SPACESUIT HAS BEEN CLEANED, TWICE! Also, I'm a ghost. Stamina is extinct ta me. So, ye soon to be part of me crew, furfish.
* Sonny: ERRRGGGHH! Okay, that's it. Time to fight dirty with dirty. (She took out his skull)
* Flying Spaceman: WHA, WHERE, I THOUGHT I-
* Sonny: Yeah! You think I HADN'T dealt with pirates before? I KNOW how they work. So, yeah, I took this from RIGHT outta yer nose. So, this time, I'm THROUGH with these pirate games! We helped you get your ship back, and we can TAKE IT AWAY WITH YOU JUST AS EASILY! So, YOU KEEP YOUR PART OF THE DEAL... OR WE'LL GO BACK ON OURS! (She took out her blaster and aimed it at the skull)
* Flying Spaceman: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
* Sonny: TRY ME!
* Mr. Tetrus: Yeah, fair's fair, pal, ya don't just back out on our deal without expecting us to do the same.
* Sonny: The choice is up to you! It's either the ship, or you're going to the afterlife!
* Flying Spaceman:... Awww, craters! Fine! Just gimme the skull and-
* Sonny: Uhuh! No way, no how! You ain't gettin this back until we're gone with the ship. We wouldn't want ya to back out on us the moment our backs are turned, now would we?
* Flying Spaceman: AW, FFF- DDRRGH!!! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! THE DAMN SHIP IS YOURS, NO CHEATS!!!
* Sonny:... We're still keeping this until the deal goes as it SHOULD'VE been. Don't DARE think we'll leave ourselves vulnerable.
* Flying Spaceman:... I will make you pay for this!
* Sonny: Anymore talk like that, and we're keepin this forever.
* Flying Spaceman:... (He got angry)

French Narrator: Later...

* Flying Spaceman: Take it! I hope ye crash it!
* Sonny: That's more like it. Was that so hard?
* Flying Spaceman: But you owe me-
* Sonny: NO! WE DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING AFTER ALL THIS!
* ZongueBob: Geez, Sonny!
* Sonny: YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!?
* ZongueBob: NONONO!!!
* Sonny: You want to keep yer stinkin' ship up-to-date? You pay for it in the afterlife like everyone else. I don't care if yer a pirate. And we're keeping this skull until the job is done.... In fact, yeah, we're keeping it forever.
* Flying Spaceman:... NO! DON'T YOU DARE! I, I'M SORRY, OKAY?!
* Sonny: Tough, FURFISH! This is why you don't f\*\*\* around with the Clam Lounge Squadron! Have a good spooky night, CAPTAIN! (They left as ZongueBob stayed behind)
* ZongueBob:... I... I'm sorry about Sonny. She, REALLY hates pirates, bandits, and people who steal from her, or display this kind of stuff... But, to show there's no hard feelings... (He blew a bubble from Flying Spaceman's ectoplasm and made a ghostly ship bubble)
* Flying Spaceman:... I... Oh my gosh! It looks like me own ship! It's even got all the muck and flies!... How thoughtful... Thanks.
* ZongueBob:... Just know that we're STILL keeping your skull, just in case you get any ideas. As hard as Sonny was on you, we do not condone your irresponsibility. Let's forget this ever happened, and we'll never be in trouble. Don't start nothing, and there won't BE nothing. Got it?
* Flying Spaceman:... Space pirate's honor. (ZongueBob left with the ship)... (Sighs)... I need to rethink my afterlife.

#### **Meet Zongue-Bot**

Aquastrial Park Entrance

* Atrick: (They saw a giant ZongueBob robot in Qong Fu gear)... Look at that guy. That big square head and those short shorts? That's the most hideous thing I've ever seen!
* ZongueBob: Atrick, that 'hideous thing' looks like me!
* Atrick: Oh... BUT IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, ZONGUEBOB! (Chuckles nervously)
* ZongueBob: Right.
* Cephward: I knew it! I always knew ZongueBob would be the death of me!
* Sonny: Holy crap biscuits! A robot ZongueBob! First a robot me, then a robot Mr. Tetrus, THEN a robot Atrick, and now this? What's next? A robot Cephward?
* Tetris: "Just when I thought these bot-copies couldn't get anymore ridiculous!"
* ZongueBob: There's definitely something funny going on here. (A mime was seen)... And I don't mean you. Something else funny. (The mime frowned)
* Mime: AW F\*\*\* THIS S\*\*\*, I QUIT! (He left)
* ZongueBob:... Okay, THAT was funny.... Alright... CROKTRON?!? KARRER 2.0?!? GET OUT HERE AND STOP HIDING BEHIND THIS ROBOT ME!!
* (Karrer 2.0): Why don't you try it? This big guy is made to be the best of my copybots. The leader of the Clam Lounge, but bigger and better.
* ZongueBob: Is that right? Well, we'll see about THAT!
* (Croktron): Prepare to be surprised, you walking piece of cheese. (The Zongue-Bot chopped at them at quick speeds as they dodged!)
* Sonny: "Okay, these tincans are starting to ANNOY me now!"
* (Deadpool): AND HERE WE ARE, AT YET ANOTHER GAUNTLET OF EVER-INCREASING FEROCITY!
* (Sonny): DAMMIT, DEADPOOL, ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS EVERY TIME WE ENTER A BIG BATTLE?!?

#### **Aquastrial Park Sludge Lake/Meet Ceph-Bot**

Aquastrial Sludge Lake

* Sonny: (They jumped across a giant servowaste lake littered with robot parts)... Yeech. I'm glad I can't smell through this helmet.
* Cephward: Lucky.
* ZongueBob: Ugh, smells like poop, pee, trash, rotten fruit, chum, AND chemicals all mixed into one.
* ???: That's because it really is.
* ZongueBob:... Ewwwww.
* (Karrer 2.0): Hello again, bitches.
* Sonny: Hello again, BITCH!
* (Karrer 2.0): Hardy har har. Welcome to the wasted recesses of Aquastrial Park. But you know what they say... One man's s\*\*\* is another man's fertilizer.
* Mr. Tetrus:... What does she mean by that? (They saw much of the robotic fortresses everywhere)...
* Cephward:... Wow. That's a LITTLE bit artificial to be made from this crap naturally.
* (Karrer 2.0): Clam Losers, say hello to my greatest guardian. (From out of the sludge came a giant robot Cephward head who saw them and flailed Doc-Ock-like tentacles around)
* Sonny:... Okay, please tell me that's not a Robot Cephward, AND it's possible to put a restraining order on karma!
* ZongueBob: The Lodgers tried. MANY times.
* Cephward: And DARE I asked why it's bad to meet a robot version of me?
* Sonny: Depends, does fighting a robotic mollusk with tentacles it can EASILY use against us mean something to you?
* Cephward:... I get it now.
* (Karrer 2.0): This is HIS turf, and he made it his own killer's arena. He patrols my new kingdom in return for building his own.
* Cephward: Okay, can you STOP SENDING ROBOT DUPLICATES OF US AND FIGHT US YOURSELF, COWARD?!? It's getting unoriginal and cliche at this point!
* (Karrer 2.0): Why don't you come in here and MAKE me?! (She cut off transmission as Ceph-Bot flailed his tentacles)
* Sonny:... We're f\*\*\*\*d. (This played as they avoided his tentacles)

* Cephward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGH!!! I WAS WRONG! I WAS SO WRONG!! I'M THE DEATH OF ME!!! (They got onto an island as Ceph-Bot went under the sludge and assembled so many robots to fight them)
* Mr. Tetrus: Wow! It can build, too! That's impressive.
* ZongueBob: GET EM! (The robots fought them as they were all mainly overwhelmed until Sonny did the same thing constructing things from the garbage around her, angering Ceph-Bot)
* Sonny: Hey, you don't want anyone messing with your stuff, don't bring them in. NOW EAT MY BLASTS, STINKY!! (She fired a massive garbage pillar and it took out one of Ceph-Bot's tentacles, getting it to rage in a static manner before sinking back into the sludge)... We might want to stay put.
* Cephward: NO, WE MIGHT WANT TO MOVE IN CASE THIS WHOLE PLACE CAN BE- (Ceph-Bot lifted the entire island up)... LIFTED LIKE THIS! (Ceph-Bot tossed them as Sonny managed to build another scrap gadget to save them by gliding them to another island, where he emitted a red wave and awakened something familiar as the sludge bubbled up)
* ZongueBob:... What is it doing?!
* Atrick: It's farting, I hope. (From out of the sludge, a scrapped Sonny-Bot came out as a robotic zombie under Ceph-Bot's command)
* Sonny:... Oh, boy.
* Cephward: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! (The Sonny-bot made gurgling noises)
* Sonny: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ***ME***?!
* Ceph-Bot: I am not freaking kidding you. (Robotic Squidward laughter, then Sonny-Bot attacked with a large lunge that ended with a large splash)
* Sonny: THE SLUDGE IS RISING, GET TO HIGH GROUND! (They did that as Sonny managed to use a large scrap cannon to blast Sonny-Bot further, as more robots arrived, forcing them to keep fighting until Ceph-Bot came back)
* (Karrer 2.0): C'MON, LET'S SEE THAT POWER! (Ceph-Bot unleashed energetic breath at them, getting Sonny to put up a shield)
* Sonny: GET BEHIND ME!
* Atrick: OKAY, THIS THING'S THE BEST CHALLENGE WE'VE HAD ALL DAYS!!
* (Karrer 2.0): THANKS!
* Atrick: SHUT UP!
* (Karrer 2.0): HAHAHAHAHA! (Ceph-Bot lashed his tentacles at them all until Sonny blasted another one' off with a Crucyd laser cannon) UAAGGHH!! QUIT PLAYING AROUND, CEPH-BOT! KILL THOSE LOUNGERS!! (Ceph-Bot got angry and splashed and threw sludge at them)
* Sonny: LOOK OUT! (They kept leaping from island to island and fighting waves of robots as Ceph-Bot flew out with his body revealed to be UFO-shaped with the tentacles being socketed limbs. It propelled itself into the sludge again raining it down on the heroes along with a massive sludge wave) INCOMING!!
* Mr. Tetrus: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH MAUNUCLES!! PLEASE, SPARE MY MONEYMAKER!!! IT'S ALL I'VE GOT!!!
* Cephward: BECAUSE OF COURSE IT IS!! I BET YOU'D SELL YOUR OWN SOUL FOR MONEY, IDIOT!!
* Mr. Tetrus: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT, MR. CEPHWARD!

(Later...)

* Sonny: (After blasting off the last tentacle)... HAH!... Looks like we FINALLY disarmed you! (Suddenly, Ceph-Bot called for digital repair via an antenna)... I DON'T THINK SO! (She shot the antennae off, but Ceph-Bot popped out more)... AW COME ON!! (Everyone threw what they had at the antennae until the body was destroyed, forcing Ceph-Bot to detach it's head as it flew with a jet thruster, and found a new body by transmitting an EMP in the scrapped robot body of Zongue-Bot, along with its muscle arms)
* (Karrer 2.0): HAHAHA! SEE?!? CEPH-BOT IS RESOURCEFUL!! HE CAN ADAPT TO ANYTHING!
* Sonny: DON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP?!
* (Karrer 2.0): Nope. I'm a chatbot. CHAT CHATTITY CHAT CHAT CHAT!!
* Ceph-Bot: You're dead meat, you little maunucleheads. (He pounded at them gushing sludge everywhere and crushing islands while also using more tentacles under the sludge to build more robots)

(Later...)

* Sonny: (She used another gadget to cause a chain reaction that not only destroyed Ceph-Bot's Zongue-Bot body, but shatters all backups and it's monuments, angering it beyond belief into causing an EMP shockwave that got more tentacles to sprout and build anything)... Yeah, Ceph, I re-share your statement, ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?
* Cephward: IS IT TOO LATE TO GIVE UP, BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, THERE'S NO SHAME IN CALLING IT QUITS!!
* Sonny:... Yes there is. Thexans don't back down.
* Cephward: Well, I guess they're good at getting themselves killed, then.
* Sonny: HEY, DON'T MAKE ME DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THE SERVOWASTE!! (They kept comically dodging the tentacles)

(Later...)

* Sonny: (She used another gadget to shock up all the servowaste and short out all the tentacles, making it impossible to use anything metallic in it, angering the Ceph-Bot into attacking with just it's head using its energy breath, firing at them with energetic disks)
* Cephward: Energetic disks? Come on, you can be more creative than that- (The Big Disks break into smaller disks that heat-seek targets)..... WHY DID I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CHALLENGE KARMA?! Now I'M asking Sonny's question if it's possible to get a restraining order on karma!
* ZongueBob: DODGE!! (They did that as the heat-seeking disks exploded in energy, and Ceph-Bot kept firing them at them)
* Atrick: "It's kinda amazing to think that these things came from somebody who mostly resided in a restaurant a good chunk of his life!"
* Mr. Tetrus: Well, he WAS into a science for edibles. It translated well for his scientific mind.
* Sonny: AND considering YOUR Tetra Googer was derived from HIS work, I guess it makes sense why'd he be trying to steal it. ANYONE would accuse the other of stealing his work for it.
* Mr. Tetrus: Well, he wasn't the one who made it, now was he?
* Sonny: Kinda, when he knocked those ingredients in his batch via you.
* Mr. Tetrus: Technicalities aside- (They were shot at by Ceph-Bot's energetic breath)
* ZongueBob: WHY DO WE KEEP TALKING AND NOT DO MUCH FIGHTING?!?
* Atrick: "Because it's nice to talk about things once in a while!"

(Later...)

* (Karrer 2.0): (They arrived at her entrance as Ceph-Bot was finally destroyed and sunk into the electrified sludge lake)... You got lucky. But so did I. I sent my copies of you at me for a reason. I've been upgrading myself. Come on in, and see what I'm talking about.
* Zonguebob: "I, don't think I'm liking where this is going."

#### **Confronting Crokton**

(Outside the Warehouse...)

* They see Crokton working on another Karrer II body without the AI, next to the deactivated original Karrer.
* ZongueBob: Crokton! You're behind all this, aren't you?
* Crokton: Yes, yes, I started this whole thing! Behold, Karrer's new body! Yes, it looks like Karrer 2.0, but it's only a double, WITHOUT the AI, so don't even think of destroying it. I was going to replace Karrer’s old body with a new more modern body, and had the Sub-Omnican wife as a placeholder to test it.
* Sonny: And the robot army?
* Crokton: That was part of another plan. The robot army was supposed to obey the Legion's every command.
* ZongueBob: But they're running amok!
* Crokton: I, uh... Karrer 2.0 got angry at the fact she was supposed to be a placeholder AI and took control of my robots. Ugh! But now that Daddy's home, I can fix that! Robot generator, disable! (Waits for a bit, but nothing happens) What's wrong now? It should be working!
* Croktron: Did you really think it would be THAT easy?
* Crokton: DAMMIT!!!
* Croktron: We cut that robot generator of YOUR input THE MOMENT WE LEFT!
* Crokton: Uuuuugh!! Why couldn’t this be EASY?!? This is why I don’t believe in faith!

#### **Defeating Karrer 2.0 and Croktron**

Karrer 2.0's Quarters

* Karrer 2.0: Welcome back. I admit, when you came in last time, I thought I'd never get these upgrades. Glad I had Croktron on my side.
* Croktron: Anything for you, my dear. And I see you brought my inferior self with you.
* Crokton: I'm here to fix what I started. NOW WHERE'S MY WIFE, YOU BUCKET OF RUST?!?
* Croktron: Oh, she's safe, for now. I'm glad you came anyway. You can watch her die as soon as we're done with your... Temporary allies.
* Crokton: Machines can't-
* Croktron: IN A MACHINE'S TERMS, MY GOD, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP- Whatever. Everyone, meet the new, AND IMPROVED, KARRER 2.0! (Karrer 2.0 appeared as her regular self)
* ZongueBob:... Really?
* Sonny/Croktron: Wait for it. (Karrer 2.0 then transformed into a bigger Sub-Omnican with jet legs, an armored body like Overwatch Sigma's with holo-armor, holocannon arms from her back along with turbine wings, multiple antennae ears, a helmet-head with a holoscreen of her face, four large arms, and was very giant)
* Croktron: She's now able to handle all of you. She's analyzed your moves as you were fighting our armies.
* ZongueBob: Ohhhh... Well, hello, and how do you do? Allow me to introduce my friends, Atrick, Cephward, my wife Sonny-
* Croktron: SILENCE!!! Prepare to meet your doom.
* ZongueBob:... Is he a nice friend?
* Cephward: "Why are you being extra stupid today?"
* Croktron: ROCK SOLID! TIME TO DIE!

(Later...) Aquastrial Park Stronghold

* Croktron: (As Karrer 2.0 fell straight on ZongueBob) NO! YOU DOLTS HAVE DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED NEXT WEEK!
* Sonny: Wait, you two weren't married yet?
* Mr. Tetrus: Marriage doesn't happen in a day, Sonny.
* Croktron: I'll repair you, baby! (Karrer 2.0 was digitally reconstructed as it grew)
* Atrick: AAH! I'M SHRINKING!
* ZongueBob: NO, ATRICK! I THINK KARRER 2.0 IS GETTING, BIGGER!
* Karrer 2.0: (Much of her burst in sparks) FJNFJFEJFLAJEBHJBHJQC VWQLJHHN!!
* Croktron: Aw crap in a hat! You busted her pistons!
* Atrick: (Did a spittake) WE DID WHAT TO HER WHAT?!?
* Croktron: I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS! (He flew into her head)
* Atrick: ZongueBob, he just flew into her head.
* ZongueBob: Well then I'm going to FOLLOW him into her head. I mean... WOW! This version of Karrer isn't that bad to look at. Crokton, you really added detail to her. She's a lot like the original Karrer, but bigger. And easier on the eyes.
* Crokton: (While still with the deactivated Karrer) WILL YOU GO ALREADY?!?
* Zonguebob: "Okay okay, yeesh, ya don't have to be mean about it, Crokton."
* Crokton: "YOU TRY HANDLING BEING AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE LEGION BECAUSE YOU MADE SOMETHING TOO EVIL FOR EVEN YOU TO HANDLE?! Ughhhhh..... Ironically, a much more eviler wife made me appreciate Karrer 1.0.'s vastly good nature. Yeah, she's annoyingly strict about letting the Legion do anything fun or logically necessary and her Omnican nature makes her an ANNOYING MORAL ETHICIST, but, at the same time, she could've just as easily divorced me from day 1 and that's it! But, she stayed loyal while her not at all superior replacement dumped me for a crude imitation of me?! She may not be crazy about being with the bad guys, but, she had many opportunities to just leave me, but.... The one thing I can depend on, is that she's loyal.... Snarky and not always co-operative, but, loyal none the less.... I am NEVER doing another replacement NOR deactivating her ever again."
* Sonny: "DAMN STRAIGHT, YOU MANIACAL MICROBE?!"
* Crokton: "OH JUST GO ALREADY AND ALLOW ME MY ALONE TIME WITH MY TRUE WIFE?!"
* ZongueBob: Here I come, Croktron! (Goes into Karrer 2.0's head)
* Cephward: This is just getting too weird for me. (starts to leave)
* Sonny: "(Grabs him) Aw no ya don't!"

(In Karrer 2.0's head)

* (Deadpool): Will ZongueBob be able to neutralize the giant robot hottie's brain, or will ZongueBob go home defeated and dejected? Stay tuned!
* Zonguebob: "YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DISTRACTING THE NARRATIVE, GOOD SIR?!"

(Later)

* Karrer 2.0:... (She starts feeling funny) FNAJKFNKEY?!? UFHFHGH! (She shook ZongueBob and Croktron out of her head)... FUELHHJKWHFLKJHELKJCNHLJQHBQUIHLJQHJVLHJAHNVJALKHKJHLJBLUAAAAAAA!!! (She short-circuited) ASSFHEWKLFJELKJFNKLJABHJCLWJKLCHAKJLHKFWFYOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo... (She fell comically).... (She died for good)...
* Crokton: Wow. What a pathetic way to die, even for a robot.
* Sonny: ZongueBob, you did it!
* Atrick: What'd he do?
* Cephward: What? Oh, um... yeah.
* Croktron: You haven't defeated me yet! Karrer 2.0 still has lots of robots all over Trunk Bottom! I will assume command and summon them all, and then we'll see! Then I'll- (Sees a now reactivated Karrer aimed a rocket launcher at him and fired, instantly destroying Croktron!)
* Karrer: That was for making my husband look bad in front of his bad influence friends, you off-brand knock-off!
* Crokton: (Sweetly) Thank you sweetie.
* Karrer: (Sternly) You and I are STILL gonna talk about your prior STUNT of turning me off for a Sub-Omnican HUSSY!!
* Crokton: Yes dear. Oh, and LOOKIE WHAT I GOT! (He took Croktron's flying bike) NEW RIDE!! (Karrer grabbed it and digitally deconstructed it) HEY!
* Karrer: Not until you've EARNED it! (She grabbed him and flew off with him)
* Cephward: "... Welp, at least we don't have to worry about neither Crokton Bot or Karrer-but-extra-evil anymore."
* Atrick: YAY! WE WON! WHO WANTS TO GET ICE CREAM?!
* ZongueBob: I DO! I DO!
* Sonny: "Don't get too excited yet, guys. As Croktron said, there's still a lot of robots out there makin' a mess of Trunk Bottom. We-"
* Tetrus: "Well then we'll just shut down the machine blocking the view and let the Oceons deal with it."
* Sonny: ".... I was about to say that myself, ya know."
* Tetrus: "Aye, but I felt prudent to remind SOME people of the plan. (Points to Atrick who's just standing there drooling)...."
* Cephward: I'm being punished. I don't know for what yet, but I'm being punished.
* ZongueBob: Well, there's still work to be done here. Hydraman and Aguaman wouldn't stop, and neither will I! We can't rest until Trunk Bottom is safe!.... (Rubs his nose for a bit).....
* Cephward: (Sarcastically) Our glorious leader, everybody.
* ZongueBob: Now... FIDDLE AROUND WITH THAT CONTRAPTION UNTIL IT MAKES FUNNY DEACTIVATION NOISES AND BLOWS UP!!! (Much of them did that)
* Cephward:... I repeat my previous statement.

(Later) Villain Legion Fortress

* Crokton: (He's seen sitting alone) I can't believe I have to be on probation for a whole month. All because of that stupid attempted test AI to update my stupid unsupportive wife!
* Karrer: Well, that's what you get for using a Sub-Omnican. Those are the bad choices for a reason. Also, PLEASE, do NOT EVER MESS WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
* Crokton: Hey, at least I wasn't outright REPLACING you! You may not be completely supportive, for good reasons, but I'm NOT that kind of asshole. I was just trying to update you.
* Karrer: Then next time, be SMART about it. There's NO way I'm gonna update after THIS trainwreck!
* Crokton: Uuuuuugh!... Maybe I won't triumph this day... Or the next... Or possibly even the next, or the next... Or the next, or the next. Or the next, or the next after that! But the one after the next AFTER the next AFTER THE NEXT AFTER THAT, WELL, THAT ONE AFTER THAT, RIGHT NEXT TO THAT ONE, THAT WILL BE MY DAY!!
* Karrer: Yeah, keep telling yourself that and it'll EVENTUALLY come true.