BILL BURIES WILLIAM’S VIDEO GAMES

Andy: *Laughing* Bill is finally doing it!

Bill: That’s right! I’m tired of that jerk being spoiled and ungrateful! Since he barely plays his Xbox 360, I’m going to bury all of his 360 games. Hopefully, that jerk learns his lesson!

Andy: And look who found the Nekopara games!

Bill: I don’t want that jerk playing these hentai games! He’s too young for those!

*William comes out*

William: Dad what are you doing?

Bill: Nothing.

*When William comes closer, he sees the pile of games*

William: WHAT THE HECK?!?! YOU’RE GONNA BURY THE GAMES?!?!

Bill: Yes jerk! You’re spoiled rotten, and you misbehave like crap!

William: MY THERAPIST WILL NEVER APPROVE OF THIS!!!

Bill: Your therapist ain’t here jerk!

William: I know, but you have no right to do this!

Bill: Yes I do jerk!

William: AND YOU’RE FILMING?!?!

Andy: Yeah! I want to put this on YouTube!

William: YOU GOT MY NEKOPARA GAMES?!?!

Bill: Yes jerk! I also got some other hentai games that I’m gonna bury too!

William: THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT?!?!

*William goes to the hole and starts to retrieve the games*

Bill: Pick them up while you can jerk!

*Bill gets the dirt, while Andy throws the retrieved games back in the hole*

William: STOP!!!

Andy: NO!!!

Bill: I’m gonna bury it now! You better get out of here jerk!

William: NEVER!!!

Andy: BILL STOP!!!

*Bill pours dirt in the hole while William is in it*

Andy: DUDE!!! WILLIAM WAS STILL IN IT!!!

Bill: WHAT?!?!

Andy: WILLIAM!!!

*Silence, then William comes out of the dirt*

William: ARE YOU INSANE?!?! YOU BURIED ME ALIVE!!!

Bill: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T CAME OUT WHEN I TOLD YOU JERK!!!

*William escapes the hole while Bill pours more dirt on the games*

Andy: How does it feel dude?

William: SHUT UP!!! *Jumps into the pool to clean up*

Andy: *Laughing*

*The games at this point are now completely buried in dirt. Bill fills up the remainder of the hole while William cleans himself with dirt and cries as his video games are now buried and ruined*

Bill: Good luck digging this out jerk!

William: I FREAKING HATE YOU ALL!!!

*William runs away to the forest while Bill puts away the tractor*

Andy: *Laughing hysterically* This is awesome! We should’ve done this in a long time!

Bill: I’m going inside to get some rest. *Goes inside*

*William then comes back to the site*

William: DAD, YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY SNAPPED!!!

Andy: You’ve snapped a long time ago!

William: SHUT THE HELL UP, ANDY!!!

Andy: Well you shouldn’t have played Nekopara.

William: THIS ISN’T EVEN ABOUT NEKO-FRICKING-PARA ANYMORE!!! I’M TAKING HIM TO A SENIOR CARE CENTER!!!

Andy: Your dad isn’t even an elder!

William: I don’t care! He’s a freaking psycho who needs to be locked up in prison!

Andy: He’s only doing this because he loves you!

William: HE DOESN’T LOVE ME!!! HE DOESN’T EVEN CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME!!! HE ADDRESSES ME AS JERK AND I CAN’T FRICKING STAND IT!!!

Andy: Well if you want your games back, you must dig for them.

William: No! There’s no way I’m doing that!

Andy: But William-

William: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!! You and my parents worked to bury my games and are expecting me to do some manual labor just so you can get me to not play Xbox!

Andy: Well there’s more in life than sitting in your room and playing Xbox!

William: And Andy, why do you act so wise and mature when you were just laughing and mocking me 10 minutes ago!

Andy: I don’t know! But here’s a shovel. Good luck with the dig!

*Andy goes inside, but he films William at the window*

William: I can’t handle this... I HATE MY FAMILY!!! I just can’t anymore...

Andy: Is he...

William: **GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

*William then breaks down crying*

Andy: What an idiot!