The Valve Lost Logo

Inspired by BND: The Lost Logo

"I WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED, EVEN IF THE CONSOLE GETS UNPLUGGED... I AM THE ONE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL, THE ONE WHO WAITS FOR THEIR CALL.... I AM THE ONE WHO DESTROYS EVERYONE'S SOUL... I AM THE ONE WHO PULLS THEIR STRINGS... I COME..." -the Valve monster

## Day 1 (7/2/2011)

Have you ever heard of the Valve logo? It was claimed the creepiest logo ever.

Actually, you're wrong. This one is actually the most extremely disturbing one. Though it was never used on games made by Valve themselves. What's weird was that I was the only one able to see it.

Before Portal 2 I was ready to play, the logo played. It was normal, with sepia tone picture, and the music called "'Hazardous Environments" plays but where’s Mr. Valve? I wondered at first, but then two-headed mix of the goatee Mr. Valve and the heavy-built man with sharp teeth, and a lizard body came out of the picture screen, roaring. The monster was so realistic, it looked like it can come out and erase your existence into nothing...

It was the valve monster.

I was shocked at this point. how can such a scary logo i loved turn worse? then, the goatee man was shown, pointing a gun at himself.... then a voice says "Do it.... for SANTAIN!." then the man shot itself blood showered on the black floor then it flashed a message but it was impossible to understand. Then, that big monster thing appeared, crawling on all of it's legs and began to eat the man's corpse, lasting until the end.

The last view i saw of the game was the text "Valve", stating that the logo was over. It was in the usual version of how the normal logo was. then, it flashed once again, with the same message, but now understandable, saying "The sights of death are suicide, souls, and most importantly, your death..." I was so scared at this, I fell off my chair, turned off my computer, went to the bathroom and vomited.

Here is a note that I want to spread : if you see anything like this logo, please, skip it.

## Day 2 (7/3/2011)

The news came on and I watched it. It said something about a mass shooting on the news, then the screen came black. For 20 seconds it stayed like that. Did my TV crash or something? Suddenly, Lammy Lamb came on the screen, screaming in agony. He yelled at the screen "HELP ME!" I didn't know why, but faster than you can say "LAMMY?" that same monster came up at the screen and bit that poor prey to the off-screen ground, and I never saw my favorite furry character ever again.

Then a white text came up, and it said "YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I AM GOD!" I got so scared I turned off my TV quickly and boarded my window, because I thought that the monster was responsible for that plane crash. I didn't want to explain this to you, but since I have experienced this thing again, I think he's more to a monster to keep away from him.

## Day 3 (7/4/2011)

I began to watch The Cleveland Show to take a break from the games that I just played. The intro started out normal but then the the goatee Mr. Valve came, breaking the fake screen with a roar. It cut to Cleveland Brown, but he had no eyes. They weren't normal eye sockets. It seemed like a tunnel inside of Cleveland's eye sockets. Had my TV and Computer became cursed?

Then it flashed to a message saying : "THERE IS NO HOPE" with dead corpses under it, all without heads, and the text was red and had very real blood under it. Then it cut to Cleveland Brown walking down the town, but he was depressed and his eyes were finally back. He was so depressed that I just felt sorry for him. Then a lizard hand pulled him, and then he want away from the screen with the lizard hand...

What I saw next was horrible...

There was a non-cartoon bite heard and Cleveland's insides and cartoon blood exploded from him, except pieces of the insides were bitten off. then it cut to Donna Tubbs-Brown murdering everyone in the series... then it flashed a message saying : "YOU ARE NEXT, JAKE..." then after that, it cut to Rallo Tubbs walking to 2 guns on a shelf. he grabbed the guns and began to aim one inside his mouth and one towards his torso. then he shot the guns all at once, turning him into a blood-filed monstrosity. his blood squirted on the walls and floor, and then it cut to Cleveland Brown Jr, sobbing at his chair... then Donna appeared...

She then beheaded Cleveland’s son with a knife and then began to stab herself plenty of times and then sliced her arm off... then it cut to the monster's face, revealing who cursed my TV and Computer. he said "STOP ME ONE MORE TIME AND YOU PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE..." I said "ok!-ok! i was just taking a break from Video Games!" and then the monster said "Alright... I'll leave you alone... oh... and here are my last words to you..." "What is it?" "IT'S DEATH WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO..." He then made it cut to a normal The Cleveland Show ending. and that was the end of the curse.

From now on, I'll be sure to play Video Games everyday.

## Day 4 (7/5/2011)

I started to play the same Video Game again... I remembered the Monster's promise... I just had to do it. It ended, but the logo didn't play. It instead cut to a text saying "you have one last chance left." I wondered what it was at that point then, it cut to MePhone4 and that Monster together, but this time the monster was eating some black vine that was coming out of MePhone's mouth, and MePhone's legs were missing, leaking endless blood and insides.

After 10 seconds, the insides and blood turned into dark-red vines, and they looked very real. Second, it showered 3 organs, but now they appeared from black, grey, to all kinds of red colors, but they had red eyes, and they had sharp fangs with blood at the bottom. The scene kept on going, and then, one of the monster organs jumped at the screen, it turned to static and cut to a white text saying "This is the last of you." then I looked at a red desktop computer, written in marker, it said "DIE"

I looked at it, wondering if this was the source of the curse. Finally, the text said "Do it. Save people" then I uninstalled the game, and then the TV and the computer went back to normal.

## Day 5 (7/6/2011)

I started to watch the news since the curse was gone. it was usual about announcements, crash accidents and most related stuff about that... then this came on :

"This just in : An unknown lost video game logo appeared in America! Reports say that 30 people commited suicide over it, 21 people became murderers, 18 people were cursed, 9 of them tried to stop it, 2 people went missing, and 1 individual posted it online!"

I wondered what might have happened with this. Why would people encounter that if the curse was gone? The news said "It also left an unknown message. here it is." and it popped in front of my screen, saying "The sights of death make me happy. Out of everything that makes you happy, I will crush it and tear it apart... I'M COMING!"

I freaked out over that. then the news came back I wanted to know that there is more to this logo than others maybe this might have been responsible for some things. Maybe it could have made the unknown sequel to Shrek? I had to stop watching the Video Games because of the demon's curse.

I then looked at the internet and saw a download link to the logo. I downloaded it then a thought occurred to me that I should play the whole logo backwards, from the point that the "Valve" text appeared. and what I got put a scar on me for life. When it was in reverse, there was a distorted voice playing, which never was in the original, replacing the logo's sounds. It said this:

"YOUR DEATH IS BEYOND WORDS." "DARKNESS BEGINS NOW" "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DEATH..." "THE SIGHTS OF HELL ARE YUMMY TO ME" "THE STICKY BLOOD IN YOUR BODY WILL MELT AWAY..." "I COME" "OUT OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW, I WILL CRUSH THEM, REVIVE THEM, AND TEAR THEM APART AGAIN..."

I never knew that this monster was more messed up than those messages, even when I reversed it, dark brown lizzard hands came out of the monster's mouth when it roared, and it popped out a human heart that was pure red and had black holes that looked like tunnels in them, and blood was pumping out of it. it also gained red eyes, but they were more demonic than Red Mist's eyes. those looked like actual phantom eyes, but the color was tainted blood red... and blood flowed from the Monster's eye sockets... then apart from that, a reverse voice said something, but what terrified me most about it was that it had Michael Muir Ribeiro's voice! Who drawed prototype version of the original Xbox.

"HELP ME, I'M BEING MURDERED! AAAAH- \*gunshot\*"

i wondered if the unknown murderer of the creator of the drawing made this lost logo... then the monster closed it's mouth and went back in the background in reverse, the mouth lizard hands going inside the mouth with him also.

After all these encounters with that demon, I will never see the scariest man ever the same way again EVER!

Today I watched the original and usual Valve logo, back to normal and remembering the moment, and that's how my story came to be.

## the aftermath (7/7/2011)

i was watching the news, it was just about some usual things it showed, events, accidents, videos, etc. then, it went into static for 50 seconds and then into a red screen.... i wondered why would this appear instead of a blue screen... but then, i heard silent chainsaw sounds... every 2 seconds it came louder, and louder, and on the 5th 2 seconds, the screen cut to black... for 10 seconds it stayed silent, but then after that, the monster came, running towards the screen, roaring and holding a chainsaw that is already buzzing loudly...

then, when he came at the screen, he swung the chainsaw at the screen, and it cut to static for a good 20 seconds. Then a message appeared, saying :

"i told you to save people

YOU DIDN'T."

then the static came on for 30 seconds, and then the power went out.. so did the TV. Now i really wish i could call Michael, but he got murdered by someone already. I thought that the logo and the curse itself could have been made by the killer of Michael... we might never be sure, because for the sake of this logo, whatever the demon is could signify something much, MUCH bigger than the presence of it's curse.

i'm Logan fitzgerald, signi171y73g6yasduigbw3783u2373huid73727e83872377a989374u7t843774h84747546D89I93E\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

hello. if you are wondering what happened to logan, i turned him into one of my slaves. NOW I CAN PULL HIS STRINGS. NOW I CALL UPON HIM TO MY DEMAND. also, i know someone named "Bob" is seeing this... i will take your red eyes out, eat them and shove your poor black face into the fires of hell. I WILL THEN GO BEHIND THE WALL, ONLY TO WAIT FOR MY TIME TO COME BACK...

-sincerely, your demon

P.S. i will make you melt your own blood out.... YOU'RE NEXT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME FOR WHAT YOU SEE... I CAN CURSE YOUR PC IF YOU WANT TO... AND I CAN CRASH IT...