Let's Play WAVELENGTH III

### Winners

Game 1 Team A (Adam, Blair, Damo, Jon), Game 2 Team A (Adam, Damo, Laurie, Sullivan)

### Series

Board Game Club

**Let's Play WAVELENGTH III** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*You never realise what a bunch of nerds your friends are until someone comes to visit, do you?*"
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "BX 4 4 4 life".
* We're at the end of COVID restrictions, hence Zoom - but the end is definitely nigh. This is our Zoom farewell tour, we have 2 more episodes after this one.
* For some reason, this episode is really quite revealing of our cast.
* Tom is reigning champion - there's some discussion about the logistics of title defence in a team game. Tom's not bullying Adam, and even so, Adam can sic Big Damo on him. Ah, the shared history...
* Rules help control the fun.
* Tom's champion is Blair, it's all over for Big Damo. She has a sword and a glass of Prosecco.
* Tom: "Your approach to bits are as inconsistent as your approach to rules". Adam: "You're embarrassing me in front of Damo".
* Kiss my bits! Not as sexually aggressive as it sounds.
* Uno, dos, tres, four.
* The Wicked Sweet Bits [WSB] count needs to be low during the thinking time, so we can cut it.
* Laurie and Jon will end up in jail for amusing misunderstandings, then they'll be passed around like currency.
* Damo: "I'm only judging silently, don't worry."
* D&D is popular in prison, but it's called Outside & Dragons.
* Tom's trying to think, but he's deafened by the beeps from his bit-ometer.
* Jon's taste in music is questionable at best. This is our first encounter with Jon's deep love for Crowded House. Tom's not in Poison.
* Adam's giving the people what they want. As long as what they want is him.
* Breathing is probably easier than falling off a log. Laurie's heckling from the opposite team.
* Tom: "Most people find maintaining internally consistent championship rulings easy" Jon: "He's already dead, Tom, stop". Adam: "Someone came to play, didn't they? Is it hot at your house Tom, or what?"
* Sullivan's going to choke, faint and curl up like a possum. He can do this thanks to growing up with 5 sisters. Mind you, both Jon and Adam fainted on stage because they held their breath, rather than, you know... *acting* like they were holding their breath.
* Big Damo sneezing is adorable.
* Hecka meat, or the quarter pounders, is a good name for a tag team.
* How pointy is a TV? how about a wireless set? How old do they think Damo is?
* Jon knows lots about wrestling. The comments just exploded. Damo's finishing move is called the Big D, as is he, as is his dick. Jon can't show it to us because the video will be pulled for licensing and pornography restrictions. If anything, that's Big D's fault.
* Jon now knows 'squash match'.
* Tom: "I'm probably overthinking it, but hey - what else am I going to do this afternoon?"
* We have the hint of a suggestion of the echo of the beginnings of a Jon unravelling. "I feel like I'm having a stroke."
* Blair's still teasing her British accent, but she's saving it for the 100k subs stream.
* Michael Caine knows all about molasses. Tom's Scottish partner thinks it's just running through a field of girls.
* Adam: "The trajectory of Tom - useful, useful, useful, useful, boom, immediately unhelpful."
* Blair is Toad. She's a classic introvert with vertical eyelids and slime trail, according to Laurie. We're spending too much time on Blair, so we're moving on.
* Big Damo coming through strongly nerdy. "Fuck your spoilers." Adam: "That does sound like a you problem."
* Darth Maul's upper half was slightly less evil. Sullivan is accidentally culturally relevant. Adam, on the other hand is #fakefan.
* Adam and Damo are psychically connected - BX4 life.
* Let's get the dick jokes out of the way now.
* Blair's had a lot of inflatable chair situations that are difficult. Tom is almost professionally terrible at sitting down. That may be his issue, though. Isaac points out that, Blair and Tom notwithstanding, adults ought to be able to manage.
* Laurie: "Hard to sit on is like a ferret or something".

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules by Adam, past in his flat and present in a studio (not the NRB studio, but, still...).
* It's Big Damo's Board Game Club debut.
* Special outro, but Blair's not going to say "Get on D!"