Spider-Man Dick

> ***"This crazy line came to my head like, you know, Spider-man always connect to the walls.*** ***So I'm like, 'the dick connected' to my walls, my pussy walls, like it's Spiderman.'"***
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## Spider-Man Dick

### Album

Audacious

**Spider-Man Dick** is a song by Chicago-rapper cupcakKe's album Audacious.

## Background

"Spider-Man Dick" was first released on November 9, 2016 on *Audacious* via TuneCore.

When asked to explain the meaning of "Spider-Man Dick" on Shane Dawson's podcast "Shane and Friends", cupcakKe explained "This crazy line came to my head like, you know, Spider-man always connect to the walls. So I'm like, 'the dick connected' to my walls, my pussy walls, like it's Spiderman. So, and that's when I was just like, oh my god, and I just kept going with it." She then confirmed to Tana Mongeau that the lyric "caught up in your web" refers to semen shooting out of a penis in the way that Spiderman shoots a web, and that she had a drag queen perform the song in a Spiderman outfit while "throwing the cum".

## Composition

“Spider-Man Dick” comes from 2016 album “Audacious” by Cupcakke. Noted for its explicit lyrics, it quickly garnered a cult following earning millions of views on YouTube and becoming a popular song among internet trolls, especially those active on live-streaming platforms such as Twitch.

## Lyrics

***Read the song lyrics with annotations on Genius !***

I'm horny, I'm horny
C'mon, c'mon now baby, put it in deeper

Oh, I'd suck that dick right now, right now

The dick connected to my walls, like it's Spiderman (yeah)

My saliva don't dry up, even by a fan (it don't)

You got me caught up in yo' web, you my Spiderman (uhh)

Suck ramen noodles off that dick, that's my vitamin

Taking you in private, private, private

To sit on yo' private, private, private

I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it

Let you swim in my island, island, island

Taking you in private, private, private

To sit on yo' private, private, private

I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it

Let you swim in my island, island, island

Pretty feet, and they don't smell like Fritos

Fuck me 'til my pussy redder than Hot Cheetos

Take a look through my clit like a peephole

After we sex it, you could exit, I'm a freeload, yeah

Hello, hello, it's nice to meet you

Come beat this pussy up like Sharkeisha

Young twat, got more eggs than Easter

Nipples look like pepperoni pizza

It's looking soft, let me jack it off

Stick it in my hole, like we playing golf

Drop them drawers, suck yo' balls

Work my jaws, it's all in the law

Stroke me slow daddy, and do yo best

Bring a big dick package, no UPS

Good sex when you make a mess

Come suck the milk out my fucking breast

Just do it, you ain't gotta ask me

Put yo face in my ass cheeks

Wisconsin Dells, pussy splashy

Keep the dick wet, it never ashy

Gotta know how to treat this (treat this)

I like my dick deep dish (deep dish)

Don't want no dick that got foreskin

I'mma have to show you to the door, man (bye, bye)

The dick connected to my walls, like it's Spiderman (yeah)

My saliva don't dry up, even by a fan (it don't)

You got me caught up in yo' web, you my Spiderman (uhh)

Suck ramen noodles off that dick, that's my vitamin

Taking you in private, private, private

To sit on yo' private, private, private

I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it

Let you swim in my island, island, island

Taking you in private, private, private

To sit on yo' private, private, private

I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it

Let you swim in my island, island, island

I run yo' dick, no marathon

Afterwards, I'mma need a hair salon

Got the magic touch and I don't need a wand

Make the dick come faster than Jimmy Johns

I'll suck a fart out yo' ass, just pass me a lil' cash

Had to show this n\*gga I am not a coward

And this pussy go a 100 miles per hour

The dick shock me like it taze me

Like a newborn better spank me

Can't suck no dick being lazy

Pussy lips fatter than Jay-Z

Bang me on the floor like the cry-baby

I'm 'bout to shut you up like the library

Trend of sucking dick, it's important

Keep that tongue out, like Jordans

Rub on my clit, it's lit

Oh yes, my papi love this

I flip this pussy inside out, I call that Gabby Douglas

You still eat it while I'm bleeding, that's my vampire

Hot pussy on yo' dick, well, we can make a campfire

The dick connected to my walls, like it's Spiderman (yeah)

My saliva don't dry up, even by a fan (it don't)

You got me caught up in yo' web, you my Spiderman (uhh)

Suck ramen noodles off that dick, that's my vitamin

Taking you in private, private, private

To sit on yo' private, private, private

I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it

Let you swim in my island, island, island

Taking you in private, private, private

To sit on yo' private, private, private

I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it

Let you swim in my island, island, island

Pussy go up and down, like a seesaw

Up at night, that's sleepwalk

Licking all on yo' meatballs

I drool on it, like a sleep dog

I can tell by the way that he sounding

He want another round, but who's counting?

Titties so perky, he so thirsty

I should show him to the Buckingham Fountain

I'm a tater thot, I'm a thot tater

On his front porch, drop the newspaper

Just to fuck him and his brother

'Cause I'm a real hoe, ain't no rules to the paper

I'm a kangaroo, the way I'm 'bout to hop on that dick

Stretch this pussy out and put stretch marks on my clit

I fuck the dick on the go

I suck the dick like a pro

Not getting snot up my nose, but you know I'm 'bout to blow

Let me prove that I'm wit' it

Make my legs touch the ceiling

Pussy fatter than a piglet

Eat this pussy, have a picnic

Have you ever met a girl more nasty than 2 Girls and 1 Cup?

Put the dick head down, thumb up my butt

That's how we play 7-up

Let me talk all in yo' ear, longer than a Martin Luther King speech

My coochie did a lot of dirty things, so of course it need bleach
## Music Video

Due to being too explicit to be uploaded to YouTube, the music video on YouTube was a still shot of cupcakKe with a link redirecting to the actual music video on WorldStarHipHop. The music video has since been unofficially uploaded to YouTube by other users, facing age restrictions.

The music video features cupcakKe in her apartment dressed in Spiderman merchandise, including socks and a body suit with the nipples cut out of them, with Spiderman pasties covering her nipples. To play on the web lyric, she decorated her apartment with decorative web. There are shots of her cooking ramen noodles in her kitchen. The video includes close ups of cupcakKe's body, including her breasts and her crotch region.

Following cupcakKe's temporary retirement in 2019, the music video has been removed from her YouTube channel, but can still be viewed through reuploads by third-party accounts.

## Critical Reception

*Lemonwire* writes that the track is "playful and full of overt sexual references. Like any rapper, it's a bit tiring to hear Cupcakke go on about sex, but there is a refreshing aspect to her approach. Cupcakke doesn't mess around with innuendo; she says exactly what she means and she says it graphically." According to *The 405*, the song has "countless hilariously raunchy punchlines".*Highway Queens* calls it "grotesquely filthy" and writes that "she comes off sounding like Missy Elliott's more foul-mouthed daughter. There's no point being offended by these lyrics as they are exactly what a teenager who listens to a lot of rap music would write – she's playing up the controversy and relishing smashing through boundaries of taste and decency." It is explicit yet intimate, allowing you access to a realm of life most people keep closely guarded. *The Outline* states that Cupcakke "effortlessly braids her sex positivity with intimacy; they're two sides of the same, shame-rejecting coin."

1. ↑ cupcakKe explains Spider-Man Dick to Tana and Shane
2. ↑ The WorldStarHipHop video