Scheduled Diarrhea (Song)

Scheduled Diarrhea is the 5th song on the Clowncore Album "Toilet".

The song starts with a quiet white noise static in the background, and some rumbling noises. Then a quick drum riff, with a car alarm noise in the background initiates the song. The car alarm is complimented by Clown A, playing an electric guitar, hitting random bass strings on the guitar, to create a "clanking" noise. The two of them laugh into the microphone, with different voices this time, almost as if a normal human, and not a clown, and honk the clown horn a few times.

The whicked drumming is interrupted/interwoven with wet farting noises, grunting and screaming into the microphone by Clown B and A.

The first section of the song ends with Clown B hitting the bass strings of his guitar a bit, to create something remotely resembling a riff or a chord. Both clowns hectically operate the clown horns a few times, too.

After a short pause (longer in the Music Video), both of them resume the messy drum and random guitar strumming, until the song finally transfers into something a bir more melodic, but still chaotic. The song ends after 1 minute and 37 seconds.

### Music Video

The music video begins with TV static, and then shows a construction site on which brown sand is piled up, and an excavator shovels sand and rocks into a loader. The Toilet is seen standing in front of it, seemingly still in the middle of the construction site. A pan to the inside with some rumbling noise, and static in the background starts the song.

Clown B furiously hits the drums, while Clown A, wielding an electric guitar (identified by the amount of turning keys, 6 in this - note that there is 5 and 6 string bass guitars, but they have thicker strings, the strings in the clip are thin wires typical for an electric lead guitar) and strumming on it. The video is comprised of a lot of rapid and sped up footage, rapid and yanky movements from both clowns as they do the actions as described in the song description. Clown A can be seen nervously and quickly turning to sing or rather yell into the microphone a few times, followed by the clown honk and crazed laughter. The video cuts to the outside of the toilet and a test sound is heard while the song cuts back to the inside of the toilet.

After a few quick cuts on the inside, a true seizure inducing experience, a new scene is shown. Outside the potty, a cement mixer, a long red armed cement distributor, a yellow caterpillar excavator and a building-in-construction with a red brick roof part and reinforced concrete base is shown. Behind it hills with scarce vegetation are shown, something one would see in the Nevada Desert or California. In the front of all of it, a person is seen standing, obviously noticing the music-noise from somewhere around the area. He wears black shoes, black tight pants, a orange safety vest and yellow hard hat and has curly greying hair.

The person, later identified as the foreman Harry, nickname "Heavy Machinery Harry", looks around in confusion and disgust, with a cut to the inside of the toilet. Quick cuts, test noise, laughter and insane drumming and guitar strumming lures Harry closer, as he places a hand on the door handle of the toilet, and leans into the door, to listen to it with his left ear.

After a short moment, he opens the toilet and has his hard hat almost blown off and grips his forehead with his right hand and an expression of shock and surprise. After a glitched section in which Clown B screams into the mic in a loop, short bassy riff is played by Clown A, and static appears on the screen.

Harry is then seen sitting on the toilet, eating a sandwich, looking at the camera awkwardly. A cut to the inside reveals his pants are down, and he stares blankly forward with a 1000 yard stare. Clown B stands in the corner, left of Clown A, who stands aside, as they both made room for the man. Harry blinks in a frontal closeup shot, in confusion and distress, holding a piece of paper sandwich wrapper and static appears on the screen.

The next cut, the two Clowns are back in position and resume the song. After the song turns a bit more melodic, Clown B can be seen looking at Clown A, with some sort of admiration, as the two of them play a bit slower for a moment.

The Toilet can then be seen fading away from the viewer, apparently into space.

There is no ending, other than the music fading out, a blank screen is seen until the video stops.

#### Trivia

It is the most all-over-the-place confusing and rapid music video and song so far.

The first and last appearance of Harry the foreman, nicknamed "Heavy Machinery Harry".

Clown A shows his skill with the electric guitar, as he has before. The first time in this album though.

The Arid landscape shown as well as the uncensored "Socal Industries" sign confirm that the location of filming is indeed southern California.

It is the second time that the Toilet is seen in outer space, yet it is unclear if this is a fact, or just fantasy and hallucinations from Harry, the clowns, or all three.

The song is preceeded by "Google Your Own Death" and superseeded by "Truth And Life".