Mickey Saves Santa

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## Lyrics

We just rescued Santa Claus!

Fa la la la la la la la la!

Riding down his sleigh that was!

Fa la la la la la la la la!

Going down the sleigh we belong!

Fa la la la la la la la la!

Now we sing a Christmas song!

Fa la la la la la la la la!

### All I really want for Christmas

Our story begins in sunny morning just before the Christmas time. The town was blanketed with snow, the trees were being trimmed and everyone was making up their Christmas lists.

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox, wearing nothing but their socks, is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Well, that's just not practical.

Spending a week in Mexico, with some black guys and some blow, is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Oh, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?

I would like a pair of skates. Then I'd go out skating. But I really don't know how to skate! Haha!

I want a Lexus all in pink, and a dad who doesn't drink. Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer!

All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year!

Santa's got his work carve out for him. Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.

I want to tour the Spanish coast. Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost. That's all I really want for Christmas this year!

Wait. What? Forget it. Keep going.

Jennifer Garner in my bed. Softer voices in my head. That's all I really want for Christmas this year!

Yellow cake uranium. Never mind the reason. Also chutes and ladders and a ball! *[laughs]*

Doesn't this seem like too much stuff? Poop on you, it's not enough! Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here!

All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year!

I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive. Oh, get off your soap box, Goofy. It's Christmas.

And Christmas is about getting! Everyone in town knows that!

Japanese girls with no restraint, just to choke me till I faint, is all I really want for Christmas this year! I'm starved!

Platinum plated silverware. Just one day when kids don't stare. That's all I really want for Christmas this year!

If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport, I will go to court and sue your butt! Happy holiday!

Wouldn't I love a tinker toy? And a little drummer boy. He can either tap his drum or my rear.

All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year!

I want a golden mustache comb. And some spermidical foam. That's all I really want for Christmas this year!

I want a brand new pitching wedge. I would like more lemon pledge. That's all I really want for Christmas this year!

I just want a wedding ring from someone named Jeffrey. I just want some colored Easter eggs.

I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz. We don't know what Christmas is! We have something else called Gishgemfloofneer!

All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year!

*[The message that reads: "Merry Christmas from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" while Walt Disney and Playhouse Disney logos at the end.]*

## Using the Mouseketools

* A spotlight
* A pair of skis
* Redbugs

Daisy Bo-Peep • A Surprise For Minnie • Goofy's Bird • Donald's Big Balloon Race • Mickey Goes Fishing • Donald And The Beanstalk • Donald The Frog Prince • Minnie's Birthday • Goofy On Mars • Mickey Go Seek • Daisy's Dance • Pluto's Ball • Mickey's Treasure Hunt • Daisy In The Sky • Pluto's Puppy-Sitting Adventure • Pluto's Best • Mickey's Treat • Minnie Red Riding Hood • Sleeping Minnie • **Mickey Saves Santa** • Goofy The Great • Mickey's Color Adventure • Goofy's Petting Zoo • Mickey's Great Clubhouse Hunt • Doctor Daisy, M.D. • Donald's Lost Lion • Donald's HiccupsFancy Dancin' Goofy • Goofy The Homemaker • Mickey's Handy Helpers • Goofy Baby • Minnie's Picnic • Mickey's Big Band Concert • Goofy's Hat • Donald's Special Delivery • Daisy's Pet Project • Clarabelle's Clubhouse Carnival • Goofy In Training • Mickey And Minnie's Jungle Safari • Mickey's Art Show • Mickey's Camp Out • Mickey's Round-Up • Mickey's Big Job • Pluto's Bubble Bath • Mickey's Silly Problem • Mickey's Thanks A Bunch Day • Secret Spy Daisy • Pluto To The Rescue • Sir Goofs-A-Lot • Minnie's Mystery • Mickey's Comet • Clarabelle's Clubhouse Mooo-Sical • Minnie's Rainbow • Space Captain Donald • The Friendship Team • Mickey's Message From Mars • Pete's Beach Blanket Luau • Donald's Ducks • Goofy's Coconutty Monkey • Choo-Choo Express • Minnie's Bee Story • Pluto's Playmate • Mickey And The Enchanted Egg • Goofy Goes Goofy • Mickey's Adventures In Wonderland • Goofy's Super Wish • Mickey's Big SurpriseGoofy's Goofbot • Mickey's Springtime Surprise • Donald Of The Desert • Goofy's Magical Mix-Up • Pluto's Dinosaur Romp • Minnie's Pajama Party • Road Rally • Donald The Genie • Daisy's Grasshopper • Mickey's Mousekersize • Mickey's Little Parade • Minnie's Mouseke-Calendar • Pluto Lends A Paw • Minnie's Bow-Tique • Super Goof's Super Puzzle • Minnie's Masquerade • Goofy's Giant Adventure • Happy Birthday Toodles • Donald's Clubhouse • Mickey's Show And Tell • Mickey's Fishy Story • Space Adventure • The Go-Getters • Goofy's Gone • Goofy Babysitter • Pluto's Tale • Goofy's Thinking Cap • Minnie And Daisy's Flower Shower • Prince Pete's Catnap • Aye, Aye, Captain Mickey • Donald Hatches An Egg • The Golden Boo BooMickey And Donald Have A Farm • Quest For The Crystal Mickey • Daisy's Pony Tale • Mickey's Farm Fun Fair • The Wizard Of Dizz • Super Adventure! • Mickey's Mystery • Minnie's Pet Salon • Minnie-Rella • Mickey's Clubhouse Rocks • Donald Jr. • Sea Captain Mickey • Mickey's Pirate Adventure • Mickey's Happy Mousekeday • Minnie's Winter Bow Show • Around The Clubhouse World • Mickey's Mousekeball • Donald's Brand New Clubhouse • Mickey's Mousekedoer Adventure • Mickey's Monster Musical • Pop Star Minnie • Chef Goofy On The Go • Oh Toodles • Mickey's Sport-Y-Thon • Martian Minnie's Tea Party • A Goofy Fairy Tale