Lord Squidy

### Aliases

Lord Squidy (official title), Tweety (Twitter name), TweesTweets (Twitter handle)

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Squidcago, Chillinois (now Cargo Shipping)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black, like his soul

**The Rt. Hon. Lord Supreme General Alexander Donald Kim Xinping Ronald McDonald Spank Hank Lane Merrified Karen Piers Morgan Squidowski** (AKA: **Lord Squidy**) was a founder Penguin Club, serving as its president from its inception unti his death in 2021.

Lord Squidy was involved in numerous controversies during his tenure as leader, the most significant of which being his decision to acquire supernatural abilities and invade Groupy McGroupface. After having orchestrated a military coup, Squidy seized control of the group chat and re-established his former empire. These events led to his downfall however; after engaging in physical combat against Founding Father Buttons99999, he was defeated and subsequently killed.

## Biography

Lord Squidy, alongside Red498 and Chillin43 founded Penguin Club, wanting a space to discuss stuff and hang out in private.

Unfortunately, Lord Squidy continued adding more and more to the population, which at one point led to a population overcrowding problem due to lack of space.

Whilst he did help to create many aspects that moved over to modern-day Groupy McGroupface (such as the politics group), many disagreed with his policies, abuse of power and diplomatic immunity, which eventually led to the **Penguin Club Civil War**, better known as **the Groupy McGroupface War of Independence**.

An attempt to prosecute Lord Squidy was made under the old Penguin Club inquisition system, but due to many Penguin Club members disagreeing with the way the trial system worked, the charges were dropped.

In a semi-truce through separation, original members of Penguin Club took hold of territory which would become the sovereign group chat of Groupy McGroupface, including the politics group, leaving Lord Squidy to rule over Penguin Club. The two groups are yet to reunite or reconnect in any way, shape or form.

In early May 2017, Lord Squidy announced that he would be holding a Presidential Election to prove to other group chats across the globe, such as Groupy McGroupface, that despite the loss of his empire he was still a mighty ruler that was adored by all of his loyal subjects. Immediately, multiple Penguin Club citizens announced their intention to oppose Lord Squidy in this upcoming election. The three political parties fielding candidates against Squidy were the Freedom Party, the People's Party and the Environmentalist Party. Meanwhile, Lord Squidy and his Vice President Hebert P. Bear ran under the banner of Lord Squidy's Party.

Throughout the Presidential Primaries, Lord Squidy gave an ongoing commentary of all three party debates, continually criticising all of the candidates standing. He also held a rally during this time period, alongside Vice President Herbert P. Bear. During this rally he ferociously slandered his opponents and gave himself an endless amount of praise, calling himself a 'mighty lord'. Squidy also had a certain impact on the Freedom Party Presidential Primary. Kim-Jong Un was in joint first place for the Freedom Party Presidential Nomination, however in what was seen as a shock turn of events he withdrew from the race. It is believed that this was because he made an alliance with Lord Squidy during this time.

Throughout the two weeks of election campaigning, Lord Squidy endlessly attacked Polo Field, Dave Krysko and Rockhopper. It was clear that he had a larger hatred for Dave Krysko than of the other two candidates, due to the fact that he threatened to execute anybody that chose to vote for the Krysko Presidential campaign.

At one of his many rallies, Lord Squidy made a campaign pledge to create a Presidential cabinet if elected by the voters. He announced at this rally that the cabinet would include Groupy McGroupface right-wing politicians such as Mike Pence, Nigel Farage, Paul Atishon, Donald Trump, as well as reality television star Stephen Bear. He declared that this alt-right cabinet would help him in putting new polices to 'help the people of Penguin Club', such as placing a 99% tax on all income. Pence, Farage, Atishon and Trump had previously been opponents of Lord Squidy, however similar to what had happened with Kim-Jong Un, these former foes were now able to make an alliance with one another.

At the first Presidential Debate, which was hosted by 'David Dimbleby', Lord Squidy spent a considerable portion of his time speaking of how much he despised Dave Krysko and what he would do to him and his voters once he had been re-elected. As the debate came to a close and Lord Squidy went to take a bow, a gun shot was fired at him from the back of the audience. Squidy flew down from the podium and onto the floor, where he was then covered by a group of bodyguards. 'David Dimbleby' then took off his mask to reveal that he was in fact not David Dimbleby, but instead White House Senior Advisor to the President Mycroft Holmes. Holmes cried out that the plan had all gone wrong, before letting off a smoke bomb and disappearing. Soon after this took place, Lord Squidy launched a 'tweet storm', alleging in tweets that Groupy McGroupface were responsible for this assassination attempt. He went on to make a campaign pledge, that if re-elected, he would immediately declare war on Groupy McGroupface. President Frank Underwood denied responsibility, but Lord Squidy refuted this claim.

One day before voting took place, the final Presidential Debate was held, moderated by the real David Dimbleby. Similar to the first Presidential Debate, Lord Squidy spent the first half of the debate antagonising David Krysko, continuing to cite his hatred for him. Dimbleby soon grew tired of Lord Squidy's juvenile behaviour, taking the decision to leave the debate hall. Several audience members did the same, refusing to tolerate the atrocious behaviour. With no moderator, Apollo Justice stepped out from the audience and offered to serve as a moderator so that the candidates could still have the opportunity to debate with each other. The following day, voting took place and Lord Squidy won the election with 63% of delegates. It is widely believed that the election was rigged, but there is no solid evidence that can be provided to prove the legitimacy of this claim. Soon after the results were announced, Lord Squidy's opponents fled to Groupy McGroupface.

He soon gave a victory speech, declaring that he had proven what a popular leader he was and that the citizens of Penguin Club still adored him. He ended his speech by making a direct address to Penguin Club. He spoke of his campaign pledge to go to war with Groupy McGroupface. Squidy proclaimed that he was willing to break this pledge on one condition: the Penguin Club Presidential candidates would have to be given back to him. It was either that, or war.

Soon after this, newly appointed Penguin Club Secretary of State Nigel Farage travelled to Groupy McGroupface in order to meet with President Frank Underwood. During this meeting, Farage was threatened by Underwood into signing a deal which agreed to the Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates being allowed to stay in Groupy McGroupface. Despite doing everything that was asked of him, it was later arranged for Farage's plane to crash. Lord Squidy responded to the event by giving a speech outside of his Presidential Palace, declaring that he was deeply saddened by Farage's death and was willing to respect the agreement made between Farage and Groupy McGroupface.

A number of months later, Farage re-emerged, having survived the plane crash. Lord Squidy was furious at Frank Underwood for allegedly trying to kill Farage, and tweeted in anger "That was your final strike, Underwood. Game over."

In another attempt to win back Groupy McGroupface, Lord Squidy instructed Donald Trump to run for the Presidency in 2018, 2019 and 2020. All attempts to run were unsuccessful, however, with Trump receiving 0 electoral college votes in the three elections. After Trump's loss, Lord Squidy searched for another way to win back lost supporters. Eventually he decided to perform a grand musical number, 'You'll Be Back' from Lin Manuel-Miranda's Hamilton, calling on the two group chats to once again unite. The musical number also failed to win back support, and tension remains between the two group chats.

In 2020, Lord Squidy embarked on his next wild idea. Having been advised by newly-appointed cabinet minister Jacob Rees-Mogg, he decided to hold a royal wedding in order to make himself a King and receieve favourably publicity. Squidy selected Princess Buttercup to be his wife, but not all went to plan.

Growing anxious by the idea of married life, Lord Squidy decided he would have his fiancee murdered after the wedding and blame her death on the Groupy McGroupface government. In spite of everyone around him telling him that this was a dreadful idea, he was adamant to go ahead with the plan.

Before Squidy could execute this plan however, chaos struck the wedding. When allies of Buttercup came to rescue her they engaged in a physical confrontation with Jacob Rees-Mogg, the latter of which died. It is alleged that Squidy and Mogg were perhaps more than friends, which in turn caused Lord Squidy to embark on an angry tirade upon hearing the news. He orders all of those present at his wedding to hunt down the killers, creating further disorder.

Driven insane and seeking vengeance, Lord Squidy attempts to muder his fiancee once more. He is discovered however by Buttercup's boyfriend (from whom Lord Squidy had forcefully stolen her from), and Squidy is once again stopped in his tracks. Fearing physical confrontation that he would certainly lose, he ultimately decided to simply jump out a window and into a hay bale. He survived the fall, though sustained severe injuries in the aftermath of this.

Following the death of Mogg, Lord Squidy went insane. In order to gain vengeance on all of those who had wronged him, he set out on a journey to gain supernatural powers with the intention of using said powers to restore the glory of his fallen empire. After months of searching, he eventually found a Witch who would grant him what he had been in search for in exchange for his soul (of which he had none, anyway). As a result, he was awarded with near-immortality, incalculable strength, superhuman reflexes, nigh-invulnerability and regenerative healing. Following this, he started to put his final plan into action; he would win back Groupy McGroupface through force and at last have his revenge. To do so, he put together a team that could aid him in this quest. This included Stephen Bear (his closest confidant and government minister), Frank Underwood (the former president of Groupy McGroupface), Walter White (brother-in-law to Groupy McGroupface Vice President Hank Schrader) and Fat Tony (crime boss and escaped convict), among others. He alligned himself with numerous billionaires, who traded funding for the Penguin Club Militrary with the promise of cabinet positions in the new empire.

Following this, Squidy was able to put his plan into action. With him at the helm of it, the new and improved Penguin Club Army marched to the Groupy McGroupface border and demanded entry. After having convinced one of the leading officers of the Groupy McGroupface forces to defect, the Penguin Club soldiers marches across the border with great ease. They then marched to the White House, where they encountered greater hostitlity. Whilst the opposing force tried to assassinate Lord Squidy, they soon found that their bullets were no match against Squidy's new superpowers. After having had one of his goons infilitrate the White House, he was able to force incumbent President Jim Hopper to resign. This in turn meant that the coup had been successful and Lord Squidy has successfuly regained power in Groupy McGroupface. Whilst superheroes Superman and Howard the Duck made one last attempt to stop him, Lord Squidy was able to overpower them as well, solidifying his place as one of the most powerful beings in the Twitterverse.

In his first act of terror, Lord Squidy publicly executed the former President of Groupy McGroupface, Jim Hopper. He then used this as a warnining to all of those who dare oppose him, thus choosing to rule his new empire with an iron grip. The terror had now begun.

There was however a rebel alliance which was formed in the following weeks, consisting of the Founding Fathers (Buttons99999, Red498 and GrandpaGames), the remaining superheroes who hadn't been imprisoned (Batman, Deadpool, Hawkeye and Spider-Man), Former President Jed Bartlet and Vice President Hank Schrader. After having put out a search warrant, Lord Squidy was informed by his supposed ally, Fat Tony, that the Founding Fathers and heroes had all been apprehended. Taking the opportunity to gloat about his success, he demanded that the members of the rebel alliance be directly brought to him in the White House gardens.

Upon greeting the rebels however, Squidy soon discovered that he was in for a nasty surprise. It turned out that Fat Tony had been a double agent for all of this time, having worked with the rebels contiunuously. It also emerged that they had a plan of their own to mirror Lord Squidy's, and that Founding Father Buttons99999 had acquired superpowers to rival those possessed by Squidy. The two groups launched into a physical confrontation, during which Lord Squidy's closest confident, Stephen Bear, was murdered.

Lord Squidy focussed his energy on fighting Buttons, with the two attempting to use their superpowers against one another. For a time it seemed that Lord Squidy had proved victorious over Buttons, having plunged his talons into his chest. Whilst this caused Buttons to endure an initial loss of consciouss, he eventually mustered the last of his strength, and created a sizable lightning bolt in his flippers to use aginst Squidy. Buttons was subsequently able to remove Lord Squidy's grip and stand up, before firing the lightning bolt at Lord Squidy.

Squidy was struck by the lightning bolt and sent flying across the White House Rose Garden. The strength of the hit caused an immediate loss of power, and he was no longer invulnerable. His body eventually hit the wall, causing him to tumble down to the ground. In a final act of desperation, Lord Squidy tried to eke out one last tweet, though found that he did not have the strength to even do that. Moment later, his head hit the floor, followed by a sudden loss in breath. Lord Squidy was at last defeated.

## Personality, Philosophy and Beliefs

~~Lord Squidy isn't a particularly nice guy~~

~~Lord Squidy is a psychopath~~

Lord Squidy... is an interesting specimen.

And is known to be a supporter of hardline policies relating to the treatment of LGBTQ+ people and the recognition of a refugee's right to stay in a country they may have immigrated to outside of the proper channels.

## Role-plays Featured In

* Penguin Club Presidential Election, 2017 (Main Character)
* 2017/18 Groupy McGroupface Presidential Elections (Supporting Character)
* 2018/19 Groupy McGroupface Presidential Elections (Supporting Character)
* The Vindicators (Supporting Character)
* 2020 Groupy McGroupface Presidential Elections (Supporting Character)
* The Squidy Bride (Main Character)
* 2021 Groupy McGroupface Presidential Election (Supporting Character)
* Groupy McGroupface: Endgame (Main Character)