Marjorie Dursley

## Marjorie Eileen Dursley

"*I still don't like your tone, boy. If you can speak of your beatings in that casual way, they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough. Petunia, I'd write to them if I were you. Make it clear that you approve the use of extreme force in this boy's case.*"
— Marge's cruelty towards Harry Potter
**Marjorie Eileen "Marge" Dursley** was an English Muggle, who was Vernon Dursley's elder sister, sister-in-law to Petunia Dursley, and the aunt of Dudley Dursley. She had a career in breeding bulldogs, of which she owned twelve. Ripper, a particularly ferocious bulldog, was her favourite.

Marge was an entitled, unpleasant and arrogant woman, whose wealth appeared to be great, as she gave her nephew Dudley expensive gifts. In 1993, she visited her brother Vernon for a week. She enraged Harry Potter when she spoke ill of his parents. This caused Harry's magical abilities to unintentionally erupt, which resulted in her body inflating. Her memory of this incident was later purged by the Ministry of Magic.

She despised Petunia's adopted younger sister, Liliana B. Potter, and her family.

## Biography

### Early life

Marjorie Dursley was born somewhere in Great Britain to the Muggle Dursley family in the 1940s or 50s.

### Adult life

Marjorie went on to live in the country, in a house with a large garden where she bred bulldogs. She seemed to have a large amount of money, because she frequently bought her nephew, Dudley, expensive presents and was noted to be on holiday sometimes. She did not usually have time to cook. At some point in her life, she would live next to Fubster, a retired military colonel. She fell in love with Fubster but her attraction was unrequited, though the two still kept enough of a relationship for him to look after her dogs when she was away.

#### Early visits to Privet Drive

In June 1985, Marjorie went to Privet Drive to attend Dudley's fifth birthday party. She whacked Harry Potter, then four years old, around the shins with her walking stick to stop him from beating Dudley at musical statues.
Between 1985 and 1990, Marjorie spent Christmas at Privet Drive. She brought a computerised robot for Dudley and a box of dog biscuits for Harry.
Marge was present again at Dudley's tenth birthday party, when Harry was nine. Harry accidentally stepped on Ripper's paw, which caused the dog to chase Harry out into the garden and up a tree. Marge refused to call the dog off until past midnight, much to the Dursleys' delight, with the exception of Dudley, who was secretly appalled by his parents treatment of Harry. Unknown to Marge, her brother, and sister-in-law, Dudley secretly gave Harry food and tended to his injuries in the aftermath of beatings. These small acts of kindness allowed the two cousins to develop a brotherly relationship.

#### On holiday at the Isle of Wight

"*Marge's ill. Ate a funny whelk...*"
— Marge's postcard to Vernon
In June 1991, Marjorie travelled to the Isle of Wight. Unable to attend Dudley's eleventh birthday, she sent him a present. Whilst there, she fell ill after eating a "funny whelk" and wrote to the Dursleys to inform them about it.

#### Week at Privet Drive

"*Bad blood will out. Now, I'm saying nothing against your family, Petunia, but your sister was a bad egg. They turn up in the best families. Then she ran off with a wastrel and here's the result right in front of us.*"
— Aunt Marge cruelly mocking the Potters
During the summer of 1993, she stayed at the Dursleys' house for a week. Ignorant about Harry's "abnormality", Marge was told that Harry attended St Brutus' Secure Centre for Incurably Criminal Boys. Before her arrival, Vernon grudgingly made a deal with Harry, that if he held his tongue and didn't pull any "funny" stuff during Marge's visit, Vernon would sign Harry's permission form, allowing Harry to visit Hogsmeade on weekends. During Marge's visit, she cruelly belittled Harry for the entire week that she was there – something that he took in stride. When she asked if the cane was used at St Brutus', she dismissed the idea of not hitting people who deserved it as namby-pamby wishy washy nonsense. When she asked how often Harry was beaten and he casually replied "all the time", she insisted that the school was clearly not hitting him hard enough if he could speak of the purpoted beatings so nonchalantly. Marge advised Petunia to call the school to demand they not hold back in their beatings. Vernon abruptly changed the subject to discuss the news of the escaped prisoner, and nothing further was discussed about Harry at that time.
She also delighted in comparing Harry to Dudley, and remarked about what made Harry such an unsatisfactory person. On the third day of her visit, she began to insult Harry's parents. At that moment, her wine glass exploded. While Marge shrugged it off as a firm grip, Vernon and Petunia suspected differently, as did Harry, who quickly slipped out of the room.
The final evening of Marge's visit initially seemed to go off without an issue, where the talk was mostly about Vernon's business. However, Marge, who was drunk on wine and Brandy started on Harry again, and insulted his mother and his father. It became too much for Harry, who accidentally lost control of his magic and blew her up like a balloon with a non-verbal *Inflatus* jinx. This caused her to float upwards towards the ceiling, forcing her brother, Vernon, to try and pull her down, only to be lifted up himself.
Later, however, she was successfully punctured and her memory was modified by the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad from the Ministry of Magic, so she would have no recollection of the event.
After this, the Dursleys never invited Marge to stay again while Harry was in residence and he never saw her again.

## Physical appearance

Marge was described as resembling her brother: large, beefy, purple-faced, and even had a moustache, though not as bushy as his.

## Personality and traits

"*I won't have this namby-pamby, wishy-washy nonsense about not hitting people who deserve it. A good thrashing is what's needed in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred. Have you been beaten often?*"
— Aunt Marge antagonising Harry Potter
Marge was an arrogant, spiteful, ignorant, abusive, selfish, cruel and vicious woman who seemed to brazenly take delight in making the lives of anyone she disliked miserable, given her spiteful, abusive treatment of Harry. In some respects she was even more horrible than her brother; although Vernon was likewise a bully to Harry, at the same time he preferred to avoid spending time with him whenever he could help it, which Harry was happy to comply with, while Marge seemed to want Harry under her watch at all times just so she could belittle him by spewing out suggestions about how he could improve himself. She ate and drank excessively and was, overall, a powerfully dominant woman who made even Vernon look weak and powerless.Despite her fondness of bullying Harry and deeply unpleasant nature, she appeared to be on good terms with her like-minded brother, nephew, and sister-in-law, as shown when she assured Petunia that she "wasn't saying anything against her family" while calling Liliana Potter a "bad egg." However, it's implied that the Dursleys in return only tolerated Marge because she was Vernon's sister. Petunia, in particular, disliked Ripper making a mess in the house, Dudley only put up her kisses because he got paid for them, and even Vernon would make attempts to defuse Marge's attacks on Harry, by changing the subject or sending Harry out of the room, as he knew what Harry was capable of if he was pushed too far. When she visited, she always brought expensive gifts for Dudley, such as a computerised robot, and less satisfactory "gifts" for Harry such as a box of dog biscuits. It was unknown if Marge knew Harry's parents, but she constantly called them insulting names and implied their uselessness to society. Marge also had no knowledge of Harry's magical heritage, which the rest of the Dursleys intended to keep secret.
While she was not a blood relative of Harry's, he grew accustomed to calling her Aunt Marge. She was generally very cruel to him and once allowed Ripper to chase him up a tree and refused to call him off until past midnight. She heavily favoured her nephew Dudley and even went as far as whacking a young Harry in the shins to stop him from beating Dudley at musical statues and also suggested that Harry be put into an orphanage instead of "being a burden" on the Dursleys. She finally pushed Harry too far when she insulted his dead parents to his face, showing that she was so unpleasant she could not even show respect for his loss at such a young age, much like her brother.
Much of Marge's reprehensible behaviour, however, was the result of having been shunned by Colonel Fubster, whom she was in love with, though it should be noted, that she was already a horrible enough person for Fubster to not wish to marry her on those grounds.