The Ties That Bind

> *This episode is about the second half of the Rogue One Novelization.*
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> Ties That Bind
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> 14
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> ### Episode
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> 119
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> ### Air date
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> 11-22-2019
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> ### Director
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> Rogue Six
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> **If they were a** : Related to a type of Salt
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> **Ash:** A Himalayan Salt Lamp because she Needs. More. Sleep.
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> **A Star Wars Question**: Who would you pick for your Star Wars emoji?
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> **Highlights:**
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> * Ash and Saf are Farmgirls
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> * Cows sit on Igloos
> * Harry Potter and the Sifo-Dyas Reference
> * Ben/Poe or Rey/Poe?
> * [[1]] rhymes with Endor, so he must be cool
> * Adorable Sneeze at minute 25
> * Rey is wearing GFFA track pants
> * Rey can speak Shrii'wook AND Sullustan!
> * Rey needs to take an improv class
> * OH! PRUNE FACE!
> * Switzermaz, Swimazerland, Mazisterland, Swaz Kanada
> * Poe plays video games and watches anime
> * Rose shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
> * Meg is now Nifera Shu, she will be accepting no questions
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> Dramatic Reading: Chapter 19 (Interrupting Poe Who?) and Chapter 22 (Dress Up Trope)
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> **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:** What miniscule change do you hope was made to the Maclunkey editions of the Star Wars films?
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> **Rogue Leader**: Ackbar's tentacles no longer in pants prison.
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> **Rogue Six**: Dewback in the background of every single scene.
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> **Rogue Seven**: Leia's white dress is ever so slightly pink, as if it was washed with red laundry.
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> **Rogue Nine**: A guy who looks enough like Dash Rendar to make nerds mad.
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> ### **Glistener Responses:**
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> * Dinner-- All the blaster sounds in TLJ replaced with Laura Dern saying "Pew!"
> * BenWahrman-- Boba Fett's cameo in ANH is even MORE gratuitous, five second long thumbs up to the camera
> * Hassan-- Vader's dialog in ESB goes back to "Prepare my shuttle"
> * Oaty-- Tycho recannonized in RotJ
> * Jason-- A WHOLE FIELD of moisture farm apparatus, Extended cut of Sny Snootles
> * Abby-- Kyle Ron isn't there. Rey/Rose make out at the end of TLJ.
> * Mike-- Luke introduced Wicket to Wedge, saying "Yub yub, commander."
> * Captain Dio-- All the stormtroopers bump their heads
> * Ian-- Actual cgi damage on Wedge's X-wing at Death Star I
> * Brian-- Post credit scene in RotJ that strongly implies it was all a dream
> * 1138-- More #WillrowHood
> * Yubsie-- All Cantina aliens shifted 6 inches to the left
> * Malai-- C-3PO WINKS
> * Paul-- Zuvio is in every crowd scene
> * Swara-- It will take place... under the sea
> * Greg-- A reference to an "Even Bigger Fish" in the Naboo ocean
> * Forrest-- R5-D4's force spirit appears later
> * Brian Nox-- Ewoks blink AND wink
> * Brian J Hawks-- Admiral Ackbar replaced by Baby Admiral Ackbar
> * Jay-- "Sheev." is badly dubbed in like a censored curse word
> * X-wing and History-- Senator Jubell is at the briefing in RotJ, where Leia gives him a HUGE WEDGIE. Change the opening crawl of ESB to explicitly state General Organa commands the Hoth base.
> * Heath-- Vader yelling "No...Yeknulcam!" when Palpatine is shooting lightning at Luke.
> * Meeka-- C-3PO's arm is a different color in every movie
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> **Glistening Bodhi goes to: Yubsie, X-Wings in History, Ben Wahrman/Oaty, Forrest**
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> ### **This Week's Glistener Question:** What are three other things on Maz’s checklist before she can go join up with the Resistance??
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> Saf: Goat Yoga
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> Ash: Hook up with that guy from Canto Bite
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