Lavender

**Lavender** is an uryuom who is Edward Verres's girlfriend and also his personal assistant at the DGB.

## History

Lavender served coffee to Edward, agent Wolf and agent Cranium during their meeting after Magus's arrival two years before the rest of the story. Wolf accused Lavender of putting "alien mind control spores" in the coffee and Lavender denied being an alien despite being visibly an uryuom. Wolf and Lavender exchanged insulting notes.

After a very public paranormal incident in April convinced most people that magic is real, Edward suggested that Lavender (who had followed Edward after he was reassigned to the new position as head of paranormal diplomacy) could pretend to be someone who doesn't believe in magic, and Lavender said "I would be anything for you."

Sometime in the following months Edward and Lavender started dating. When Susan asked Edward if zombies are possible (probably near the end of the year), Lavender was in his office and hugged his shoulders with her tail.

When Edward's son Tedd threw a party with his friends at Edward's house on a Saturday in February the following year, Edward stayed at Lavender's house for the weekend. While there, Edward proposed to Lavender and they decided that she would move in with him. On the following Saturday Lavender asked Edward to tell Tedd and his girlfriend Grace (who lives with Tedd and Edward) that she would move in with them, and Edward explained that the past week wasn't the right time, but promised to tell them, which he did later that day.

## Relationships

### Edward Verres

Lavender works as assistant to Edward Verres at DGB. She has a crush on him (which might explain her voluptuous look) and eventually they started dating and then became engaged.

### Agent Wolf

Agent Wolf and Lavender don't like each other since Wolf is into conspiracy theories about space aliens and Lavender is visibly uryuom.

### Tedd

Edward's son Tedd has probably never met Lavender. When Tedd learned that he would have an uryuom stepmother, he was confused and ambivalent but when his father explained his thinking when he proposed to her, Tedd became happy for him.

### Grace

Tedd's girlfriend Grace hasn't met Lavender. When she learned that Edward is going to marry, she became happy to have new family, especially since she wants uryuom friends as she is a seyunolu herself.

## Appearance

Lavender is as tall as a human (other uryuoms, such as William and Gillian, are shorter) but she has uryuom antennae and her face is visibly uryuom. She has waist-length hair. She has very large breasts and her waist is less than half as wide as her hips.

She is able to change colors ... and evidently Dan didn't settle on her canon default color scheme until after first drawing her in color.

## Quotes

> For the *last time*, Agent Wolf, I am *not an alien*.
>
> EGS Main Story Comic for 2007-04-11

## References

1. ↑ 1,0 1,1 EGS Main Story Comic for 2008-08-27
2. ↑ 2,0 2,1 EGS Sketchbook Comic for 2008-02-08
3. ↑  Commentary of EGS Main Story Comic for 2011-01-12
4. ↑ 4,0 4,1 EGS Main Story Comic for 2007-04-11
5. ↑ "2007-04-15">EGS Main Story Comic for 2007-04-15
6. ↑ EGS Main Story Comic for 2010-01-19
7. ↑ 7,0 7,1 EGS Main Story Comic for 2011-01-12
8. ↑ EGS:NP Comic for 2015-02-20
9. ↑ 9,0 9,1 EGS Main Story Comic for 2019-05-03
10. ↑ 10,0 10,1 10,2 10,3 EGS Main Story Comic for 2022-09-07
11. ↑ EGS Main Story Comic for 2022-02-25
12. ↑ "2007-04-15">EGS Main Story Comic for 2007-04-15
13. ↑ 13,0 13,1 EGS Main Story Comic for 2022-09-09
14. ↑ EGS Main Story Comic for 2022-09-14
15. ↑ EGS Main Story Comic for 2022-09-16

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