Norman's First Time/Transcript

Transcript for Norman's First Time.

## Part 1: Brazzers and Garden Gnomes

* (intro plays)
* (Title card reads: Norman's First Time)
* PINKALICIOUS (reading title card): Norman's First Time!
* (zoom into the Pinkerton house)
* PINKALICIOUS (voice-over): Peter and I are watching Brazzers on Mommy's laptop.
* (Peter sees August Ames on screen)
* PETER: R.I.P. August Ames.
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter! Pause the video for a second! We see a new video!
* PETER: Where?
* PINKALICIOUS: Here. (Pinkalicious and Peter sees a video of their gnome friend uploaded by Nate)
* PETER: Does Nate's mom knows he has an account on a porn website?
* PINKALICIOUS: She probably does by now.
* PETER: I didn't know Norman was a star! I should show Mommy when she gets home.
* PINKALICIOUS: I don't think we should do this Peter. She will kill us if she finds out our garden gnome is on a porn website. Peter we need to get off of Brazzers.
* PETER: But why Pinkalicious? I like going on Brazzers.
* PINKALICIOUS: Norman is going to murder us if he finds out he's on a porno site!
* PETER: Chill the hell out Pinkalicious. Norman won't find out. Besides, it was Nate who uploaded the video, not us. Also, Norman is probably on Pornhub too.
* PINKALICIOUS: WHAT?!
* PETER: Yep. Norman is probably on all the porn websites by now.
* PINKALICIOUS: I need to contact Norman!
* PETER: But Pinkalicious, Norman being in pornographic videos isn't a big fucking deal.
* PINKALICIOUS: Yes it is! He's probably lost his virginity by now too!
* PETER: Yay! I didn't know gnomes could lose their virginity too!
* PINKALICIOUS: This isn't good Peter! I seriously need to call Norman now!
* (Norman knocks on the door)
* PINKALICIOUS: Oh shit! I think that's Norman!
* (Pinkalicious runs to the door and lets Norman in)
* NORMAN: What's wrong Pinkalicious? You sounded super paranoid over the phone. What happened?
* PINKALICIOUS: Come over here and I will show you!
* NORMAN (as Pinkalicious grabs him by the hand): Okay...
* (Pinkalicious walks Norman over to mommy's laptop where Peter is snickering)
* PINKALICIOUS: Norman, this is Brazzers, you know that site?
* NORMAN: Yes, I know that site.
* PINKALICIOUS: Well, you're on there now. Nate posted a video of you and Edna. There's no way the video will be deleted!
* NORMAN: WHAT THE FUCK?!
* PINKALICIOUS: I'm afraid it isn't a joke. Peter has been laughing about you being on Pornhub too.
* NORMAN: WHAT?!
* PINKALICIOUS: Yeah. I think you're on YouPorn, RedTube, xxxhamster, xvideos, xxxgnomexxx, and all the other porn websites in both reality and in Pinkville.
* NORMAN: WHAT THE FUCK?! I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE IN PORN!
* PINKALICIOUS: So you want to call Edna?
* NORMAN: Yes Pinkalicious! Call her!
* (Pinkalicious facetimes Edna)
* PINKALICIOUS: Edna should be here soon.
* (Edna knocks on the Pinkerton door)
* NORMAN: Now I want to answer this personally.
* (Pinkalicious walks Norman to the door and answers the door)
* EDNA: What's going on here?
* PINKALICIOUS: Okay Edna, come in, I'll tell you.
* (Pinkalicious, Edna, and Norman are at Mrs. Pinkerton's laptop)
* EDNA: ARE YOU TELLING ME MY BOYFRIEND IS IN PORN?!
* PINKALICIOUS: Yes Edna... Nate uploaded a video of you and Norman this morning onto Brazzers. He uploaded the video onto every porn site and now Norman is pissed off.