Discount Spiderman

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Discount Spiderman in his spidermobile

Saving the West Side (Again)

Discount Spiderman 4: So Good We Skipped the Third

Bot Bot 2

The End Part 1

The End Part 2

Peter Parkinson

Spider-Kid (By Tim White)

Kid (By Tim White and The Hobo)

Ass Butt (By Tim White)

Clones (x13)

Driving Instructor

Bots (x47)

## Discount Spiderman: Origins

Peter was bullied a lot during his school life. In his freshmen year of highschool, he tried killing himself by jumping in front of a moving car. In doing so, he quickly learned that he had a discounted version of the powers of Spiderman.

With the knowledge of these powers, Peter sought help to learn about them. The help he found came in the form of a homeless person in a local parking garage. The Hobo convinced Discount Spiderman to jump off the top floor of the building. Miraculously, Discount Spiderman survived the fall. After the fall, Discount Spiderman was taken under the wing of the hobo.

Discount Spiderman's first two fights were against Blue Ball and Wizzward. In the Blue Ball fight, Discount Spiderman tussled around with the Blue Ball, eventually popping him and causing him to lose all oxygen inside him.

In the Wizzward fight, Discount Spiderman used the elements of surprise on his side to defeat the evil magician. After the Wizzward conjured a gun, Discount Spiderman took the gun and shot Wizzward.

Discount Spiderman's third fight was against a crazy man with super speed. It was rather short since CC man essentially killed himself.

His fourth fight was against the master assassin known only as "T". It occurred on a hillside. For the first time in his superhero career, Discount Spiderman lost a fight and left with a gunshot wound. In a deleted scene, Discount Spiderman went back home to clean and examine his wound.

After this defeat, Discount Spiderman went back to his homeless mentor and learned about going through a procedure known as the "superhero colonoscopy". During the procedure, T attacks the two. This encounter results in the hobo getting murdered.

This horrible setback deeply hurt Peter. He even briefly gave up on his superhero dream until he found an inspiring note written for him from the hobo. Peter knew he could be Discount Spiderman as the world needed. He put his jacket and mask back on and went straight to the FFFL base to test his strengths. After not only defeating a member, he also caused two of them to get into a fight, starting to tear the group apart from the inside.

After sending the FFFL on their descent into darkness, he came across two stoner skaters at a local park. They taught him the ways of basketball and skating. However, shortly after meeting them, Peter got into an altercation with High Guy #2 after stealing his sunscreen bottle and smoking all the mari-jin-water in it.

T found the high guys shortly after Discount Spiderman left them. They nearly sold him out but they forgot where he was. T found Discount Spiderman at a table behind the stoner skaters. The two lead on in a chase across Thingle City.

After T catches up to Discount Spiderman in the Thingle City forest, Peter brews an idea in his head to distract (or rather, piss off) T.

Sitting down to catch his breath and to drink purple from a water bottle left behind on a picnic table, Discount Spiderman proposes the idea of a peaceful resolution between him and T. To his surprise, T accepts this offer and begins to brainstorm that the two might be able to put everything aside.

> "Maybe we could resolve this peacefully. Without all the violence, without all the fighting. We don't need that, do we?" - Discount Spiderman
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> "You know, maybe, just maybe, if we sat down and tried to resolve the issues, maybe we could-" T (getting cut off)
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> "Faggot!" - Discount Spiderman, throwing purple all over T's goodwill leather jacket
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A fight shortly ensued between the two, deep in the woods of Thingle City. After sustaining a serious injury from T, Discount Spiderman fell back onto the ground, taking his last breath.

## Discount Spiderman 2

September 4th, 2017, Discount Spiderman suddenly woke back up in the woods. He was extremely puzzled on how a nerf gun killed him. He even explained his confusion to his newfound Indian Spirit Guide, Rahul.

After getting nothing from Rahul, Peter goes dancing, celebrating his revival. His dance into a local swimming pool lead to him calling the writer of Discount Spiderman 2 (Addison K) to request for more screen time. He gets his request fulfilled by going through a training montage where he practices fighting T.

Feeling confident in his fighting abilities, Peter decides it's time to correct his course in life. He gets his very own driver's license and a job at the local Krogers. On his way home after his first day of work, Discount Spiderman noticed Tim White hiding near a back alley, watching Schizo. This encounter soon becomes The Clone Wars.

During the war, Discount Spiderman helped push the clones back towards the river in the hopes of getting them to drown in it. He killed 13 clones in the war. Discount Spiderman alone was a big loss for Schizo. After the war, Discount met back up with Tim and told him about T. Here, Discount Spiderman learned that Tim used to be friends with T (for about 10 minutes). The two set off to gather resources needed to defeat and kill T. Here is where Discount Spiderman crafted the Discount Spider-mobile.

Tim drove Discount Spiderman in the Spider-mobile across down (in the wrong direction) several times before finally making it to the Thingle City Sand Pits where the two fought T and defeated the evil deity, Red.

### **2018**

During the year of 2018, Discount Spiderman became a more recognizable name in Thingle City. He defeated a plethora of villains, most notably, Momma Hobo. He also had a few run ins with Fred Orange while trying to track down and fight other villains in the south side. The two had a bit of a conflict together. Tim White tried joining Discount Spiderman's side but Discount Spiderman rejected any/all help from Tim, claiming "I hate you".

## **Saving the West Side (Again)**

Discount Spiderman had a minor role in the events of Saving the West Side (Again). Tim White stole the deed to Discount Spiderman's home and garage so he'd have somewhere to live. Tim also stole all of the money Discount Spiderman had been saving up for years.

Discount Spiderman also attended Bot Bot's wedding with Botress. He helped Ipotus get medical attention after Zunim sent a missile that blew the wedding up.

## The Black Spider

Black Spider looking for an axe murderer

In Discount Spiderman 4, a suspicious alien crash landed in Thingle City. Discount Spiderman met up with The Gamer in order to learn more about the creature. The two weren't able to find anything and came to the false conclusion that there was no alien. However, it latched itself onto Discount Spiderman, turning him into The Black Spider.

Discount Spiderman made a friend in a believer of Trice named Gary. Soon after becoming the Black Spider, Discount Spiderman lost his goodness.

Discount Spiderman studied the newfound alien he bonded with. He found out that it was allergic to trashy white girl music. He also found out that it made people mean.

Discount Spiderman soon went dancing. However, Gary accidentally interrupted his dance number. He was very mean to Gary and threatened that friendship through his actions.

Discount Spiderman then went to rid himself of the alien suit down by the Thingle City Docks, where he fought in The Clone Wars. This idea backfired on him since the demi-god, Bruh, was there, watching the river. Bruh bonded with the alien and became Discount Venom! Discount Spiderman fought Bruh to try and rid him of the alien. Nothing was working, so Discount Spiderman had to think back to his studies. He blasted Bad Guy by Billie Eyelash and hurt Bruh down to his core to the point where Bruh forcibly removed the alien... for the time being.

## **The End Part 1**

Discount Spiderman's tingle went off one day and he quickly raced across town to find Bot Bot getting ready to fight off multiple robots. He quickly hopped in to defend his mechanical pal and then learned about the incoming invasion. Discount Spiderman had proposed to Bot Bot that they get as much help as they can possibly get to fight off the robots.

The first person Discount Spiderman went to recruit was his close friend, Gary. Discount Spiderman had told Gary about the incoming robots. The two bounced ideas off of each other in regards to who would be of help. It was at this time that Gary had revealed that there was word of Tim White coming to town. Discount Spiderman once again openly exclaimed his hatred for Tim White when learning the tragic news. After talk of the war, Discount Spiderman informed Gary about a girl that he was very much in love with, Tina. This lovely chat was cut short when a robot pod flew overhead of the two and they had to quickly make their way to the woods to destroy the bots.

Gary and Discount Spiderman arrived at the Thingle City Forest just in time as the bots were getting out of their pod. This time, the pod held 6 robots. After a brief confrontation between them, Discount Spiderman fought a few bots off while Gary ran to distract the rest of the bots and lead them away from anybody. Discount Spiderman was able to gather the whole body of a robot to take it back home for testing.

Trying to take a break from the invasion, Discount Spiderman goes out to a different part of the forest to walk the trails to get his mind off of everything. After finishing his extremely calming and much needed alone time, it's ruined. Just off the trails, Tim White is on a date with his Mannequet. Normally, this wouldn't bother Discount Spiderman. However, Mannequet was wearing Discount Spiderman's little sister's prom dress. He needed to take it back from Tim since... well, Tim had no right taking it either- Especially given that the dress is kept in Jane's closet in her room. After some bickering, Discount Spiderman is able to get the dress back from Mannequet and safely return it to it's proper owner.

With his trail walk now ruined, Discount Spiderman goes out to the park to enjoy himself and the world (while he still can). There, he finds Tina. After quite a bit of simping and trying to recruit her, a robot comes over to attack the two. Tina makes it an important point to correct the robot when he assumed that she's dating Discount Spiderman.

> "I'm gonna kill your girlfriend!" - Robot scout 45
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> "Uh, hold on a second... he's not my boyfriend." - Tina
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The devastated Discount Spiderman has a very close heart to heart with Robot scout 45. The two talk about their experiences with women and how they're both in it together. The two shortly part ways. On his way home, Discount Spiderman runs into Jim Jimson, the TV news host. Discount Spiderman runs over and does his best to get Jim to put a warning on his show of the incoming invasion. Jim tells Discount Spiderman to go put something nicer on and agrees to have Discount Spiderman on the show under the pretense that he's crazy.

On his way back to meet with Jim Jimson, Discount Spiderman runs into Tim. Discount Spiderman learns that Tim is trying to run away, back to California. The two get into a pretty intense fight. Tim weaponizes his wheelchair and uses it to distract Discount Spiderman. The fight is rather evenly matched and doesn't have a victor. The fight ends when Tim bites Discount Spiderman, ripping his arm open. Torn and bloodied, the two fighters walk in opposite directions, not wanting to get into another physical match.

## **The End Part 2**

Just a few minutes after his fight with Tim, Discount Spiderman goes home to clean himself. Right after that, he gets his arm stitched up. The pain from it makes it near impossible to use it. He needed some sort of handicap to relieve the pain from it. Discount Spiderman took the robot scraps he got from the fight in the woods. After an hour or so of work, he was able to repurpose an arm piece. Just after finishing his build, Gary came over to check up on him. Gary told Discount Spiderman that he saw more robot pods land in the woods. The two went off to check it out.

In the forest, Discount Spiderman was able to fully test out his robotic arm piece. There were 4 robots in the woods and they each had 2 shots. While trying to get them to waste their shots, Discount Spiderman made a fatal miscount and this ended up getting Gary shot down and killed. Discount Spiderman did everything he could to try and save him, but nothing can live past a robot's energy shot. Instead, Discount Spiderman too out his arm piece and used it to teleport to another location (a feature he added in). Feeling defeated at the loss of one of his few friends, Discount Spiderman stayed in the alley where he was teleported to for a bit to recover himself.

There wasn't much time for recovery as Discount Spiderman had to quickly get back on pace with recruiting people for the war. His next group of people to talk to was the FFFL. An insider from the group had leaked their meeting times to Discount Spiderman so he could interrupt a meeting. He barged into the group, trying to convince Schizo to make clones to fight off the bots. After a brief deliberation, Schizo turned down Discount Spiderman and even told him to leave. The group's strategist, Sparkle Billy, agreed with Discount Spiderman and argued that the FFFL should help out in the war no matter what. Schizo came around and told Sparkle Billy and Wormie to start preparing the farms.

Right after leaving the FFFL, Discount Spiderman met up with Bot Bot. One of the scariest warrior bots Zunim had to offer, The Executioner, was loose in Thingle City, taking down threats. The two went to the area where he was last sighted. They were met with the Executioner and 2 patrol bots. Discount Spiderman told them that the robots would be stopped. The one and only Tim White makes his way to the fight and also joins in. Tim quickly escalates the conflict to a physical fight, causing the Trio to be split off. Tim is quickly knocked out of the fight for a moment while Discount Spiderman is left to fight off a patrol bot. This fight was heavily in the bot's favor. After just a few minutes, the bot got Discount Spiderman on the ground for the killshot... only for Tim to jump in the way to save him. In shock of what had just transpired, Discount Spiderman killed the patrol bot and ran over to Tim. Discount Spiderman had hated Tim for years now. To watch someone he truly hates jump in front of a spear for him was a moving moment, one that not many people can ever experience. Discount Spiderman sat by Tim White until he died. Discount Spiderman calmed Bot Bot down and the two went off to end the war.

## Discount Spider Armor

Discount Spiderman in his Spider-armor during the War

Discount Spiderman was the first to confront Goldenrod, the leader of the invasion. He went into the fight, head first and charged his Discount Spider-mobile at Goldenrod. After a very brief offensive attack, Discount Spiderman was nearly killed. During the process, the Discount Spider-mobile was eviscerated and torn into shreds of it's former self. Bot Bot came to Discount Spiderman's rescue and the two tried to take on Goldenrod together.

### **The War for Thingle City**

Discount Spiderman played a huge role in the War. He was able to fully test out his specialized Discount Spider-bot armor during the beginning of the war.

Discount Spiderman was quickly ripped out of the armor by a couple of the soldier bots. It held up well against a couple of bots until they switched to kill mode. The armor kept him protected for a few minutes, without it, he would've died from the bots ripping into him.

Discount Spiderman took a severe beating from the bots in the beginning. The war wasn't much of a war since the robots were very clearly outmatching everything that was thrown at them. There wasn't much hope for Discount Spiderman, but he kept fighting through it. He was getting surrounded by dozens of bots. He didn't believe he would even walk out of that. During one part of the fight, he was on the ground, being loomed over by a robot. "This is it" he thought to himself as he put his last bit of energy into holding back the robot from killing him. The sound of bells soon rung in the sound of The Clone Army's war cry.

The Clone Army showed up and saved Discount Spiderman and they completely leveled the playing field against the robots. Discount Spiderman was the only non-clone (aside from Schizo) on the frontlines after the army showed up. Everyone else was scattered across Thingle City and the forest, keeping the bots away. Before the famous charge of the clones, Discount Spiderman picked up 2 torn pieces of his cart and fashioned them into a weapon / shield combo, dubbing this version of Discount Spiderman, Spider Knight.

## Spider Knight

Spider Knight fending off robots

Spider Knight tore through a small group of bots with ease. Discount Spiderman learned that his strengths came from fighting with agility rather than the bulky strength of the Spider Armor he had previously made.

Discount Spiderman later reconnected with his old enemy, Discount Venom in the war. The two teamed up to take out another group of bots just beside one of the discontinued Thingle City Trains. The two tore through the forest and reached an old bridge. From there, they got surrounded by bots and had a rough time getting out. Discount Spiderman was stabbed by a melee soldier robot and was saved by Bruh. Bruh had tossed the symbiote to Discount Spiderman to help him get out of the situation. Discount Spiderman used this to his strength and got rid of the bot that was on him. However, Bruh was stabbed by another bot and went down to the ground. Bruh's connection to the symbiote was enough to force Discount Spiderman to remove the suit from himself and throw it back at Bruh's corpse. For just a brief moment in time, Discount Venom was able to communicate with Discount Spiderman as Bruh's soul was unconscious. After the two decided to move on from each other for good, Discount Venom quickly went away to try and get away from Bruh before he could get back up.

Frustrated at all the robots for killing his friends, Discount Spiderman found a lonely bot in the woods and started yelling at it. He wanted this bot to suffer and feel nothing but pain and disgust for the rest of his short life. Discount Spiderman whipped out his lil arachnid and got his spider tingle all over the robot, causing it to short circuit and malfunction. He walked away from the bot's body, feeling satisfied with what he had done.

After leaving that bot, Discount Spiderman had the daunting realization that the clone army was slowly thinning out and the bots were slowly overtaking everyone. Despite realizing this, Discount Spiderman still had hope that they'd prevail and win the war. He took off running after Patrol Bot 27 to keep the fight going. This fight wasn't one that Discount Spiderman won. Within a minute of engaging in combat, Discount Spiderman was completely knocked out cold by the bot and fell to the ground.

### **The Walk**

The war went on all night long. Discount Spiderman woke up just before noon, after all the fighting had ended. Unsure of the results of the battle, Discount Spiderman walked across the battlefield to see the aftermath of what had occurred yesterday. The first notable location he came across was the body of Mayonaise Billy. Wormie was kneeling down, next to the body. Discount Spiderman wasn't sure on what to say to Wormie. From a simple observation, he could tell that Wormie didn't understand what was going on. A simple headshake told Wormie everything he needed to know. Discount Spiderman stood back up and continued his walk.

## Discount Spiderman and the Knight

Discount Spiderman with the Knight before his final moments

The next body Discount Spiderman came across was the Knight. However, Ipotus was still alive at this time and had a bit to say. Discount Spiderman did his best to offer to help the Knight get to a hospital so they could save him but Ipotus knew this is where his story would end. He knew this is where his life was meant to end... saving his home. Discount Spiderman watched the Knight die and it hurt almost as bad as watching Gary die. This is someone he's known for years and all of a sudden, he's dead. Nothing could possibly prepare Discount Spiderman for the bodies he'd come across next.

Discount Spiderman followed the clearing out a bit to the edge of the forest and down at his feet were the torn up heads and bodies of the exiles, Big Bot and Bad Bot. Just out a bit past them laid a cold Botress. Still holding onto her hand was the severed arm of Bot Bot's. About 30 feet up laid Bot Bot, still barely functional. Discount Spiderman limped his way over to his fallen friend and knelt down beside him, trying to comfort him to stay alive. Bot Bot knew he wouldn't make it and then flipped the comfort over to Discount Spiderman, hoping to cheer him up just a bit. Discount Spiderman stuck with Bot Bot until the light faded from his cold head and the power finally gave out from Bot Bot's system.

At that moment, Discount Spiderman had officially lost everything he's gained in the last few years. This depression and anger fueled him to keep going until he came across a broken down Goldenrod. The two exchanged a short conversation about Goldenrod's actions before Goldenrod powered down for the last time. With the war over and everything else behind him, Discount Spiderman went home. He had nothing left. These last 3 days took everything from him and now he was nothing.