Epileptic Techno

Epileptic Techno is a song released by Your Favorite Martian in 2011, The song is about Puff Puff and his friends and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen going to a club called "Club Convulsion". They begin to have epileptic seizures and see a bunch of people including:

* Mr Douchebag
* Hillary Clinton
* Dick Cheney
* Shaq, Jack Black, J-Lo.
* That one guy from that one show
* Oprah
* Homeless Superman

## Lyrics

[Intro: Benatar]

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[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]

Chillaxing out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

They want to check this new joint, Club Convulsion

We put our ass in motion

All my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman, if he were homeless

And standing by the bar, douchebag was hitting on a tranny

Oh wait that's Hillary Clinton there with Dick Cheney, who was killing a kitten

I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo

I even saw that one guy from that one show

I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers

And Oprah was there like: "I'm Oprah, fucker!"

And everything was good until the second

Homeless Superman put on this record

I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins

As he spins everybody had convulsions

[Chorus: Benatar]

Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure

Move, move, move like you're having a fit

Shake, shake, shake, this is causing a spasm

Epileptic Techno

[Post-Chorus: Benatar]

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[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

Now I ain't tryna disrespect epileptics

But the music he played made the place go hectic

The speakers on the deck became disconnected

All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked

I felt my muscles expand and contract

I passed out on the dance floor laying on my back

Reality started fading, cutting in and out

I woke up when an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth

And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure

But the whole fucking theater was having a seizure

Except Oprah, the music didn't touch her

Still standing hard, "I'm Oprah, fucker!"

I saw the DJ loading another disc

With most of the party still foaming at the lips

I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit

When Homeless Superman started spinning that next hit

[Chorus: Benatar]

Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure

Move, move, move like you're having a fit

Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm

Epileptic Techno

[Post-Chorus: Benetar]

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[Verse 3: PuffPuff Humbert]

We woke up once again from a seizure

I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt

We slid out the back like greased-up butter

We saw Oprah there, "I'm Oprah, fucker!"

We made it out alive, boo-yah!

We all stood around like:

"What are we going to do now?"

We picked a new club. What'd we get?

We somehow rolled up to Club Tourette's?

The music there gave everyone a tick

And every time it played the whole place would twitch

And shift and switch and bitch and talk shit like:

Ass, barf, barf, ass, barf, piss

Barf, piss, ass, ass, barf

Barf, piss, ass, ass, piss

We ran away like a jet propulsion

Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion

[Bridge: Benatar]

Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure

Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno

Oh-oh no not having a seizure

Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno

Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure

Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno

Oh-oh no not having a seizure

Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno

[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]

"Y'all little bastards, thought y'all knew Oprah!

Don't make me come over there and fuck you!"

## Trivia

* Mr. Douchebag looks completely different to his design in Mr. Douchebag, luckily, this was fixed in Just a Friend.
* This is the 20th song from YFM.
* The song became a meme into the internet, which pissed most people off.