Headhunters 2: The Hawaii Five-0

## In Memoriam: The Guilloteam

This has to be one of the biggest upsets in league history.
Last week, this is the blurb I wrote for the then-first place Guiloteam:

* Guilloteam is so far-and-away the best team in Headhunters that it makes you wonder what terrible fate awaits him in the final weeks. Even the best teams drop duds in the late stages of the season, will his come at the wrong time?

Yes. The answer is yes.

So what went terribly wrong for Guilloteam, the franchise with 377.31 more points than It's Blitz, the team that finished in first place week twelve?

It was truly a perfect storm. Starting Thursday when Cook missed part of the game with an injury. Then James Connor got COVID. Then Michael Thomas had zero reason to be involved in the Saints game because they were playing against a Broncos team that had one arm tied behind its back. Josh Jacobs got hurt and didn't return because his team was down 35 points. It was just so bad on every level. No game script favored Guilloteam at all.

This team manager has been on the hottest streak of his career. Coming off a victory in the League of Champions last season, Guilloteam has risen to heights that few in the ten-year history of the LOC universe have ever reached. They are the top team yet again in LOC, and they were the top team here in scoring in 2020. Fate just always has  away of tipping the scales, and the scales tipped in week twelve.

Until next time.

Guilloteam:

## In Memoriam: Gore-ronavirus (CP)

It was over as soon as they changed their team name. You just don't do that mid-season. And it's only right that these two teams, Guillo and Rona, both were decapitated the same week. They are arch rivals, going back years and years and culminating in last year's Glory Bowl IX showdown in the LOC. They were also two of the top-three teams last season in HH, making this double-elim all the more poetic.
Rona was rewarded 64 points from Patrick Mahomes Sunday afternoon, and that's where the success ended. Thinking himself the uber-genius of fantasy, Rona started Kendall Hinton in the flex. Hinton finished with <2.26> points. That's NEGATIVE points! I mean honestly guys, sometimes the writing is on the wall. Hinton aint Taysum Hill. With less than 20 points between him and 5th place Coach, Evan Engram's 26.30 on the bench would have been more than enough to keep this team alive into the final five. But sometimes we out-think ourselves, and that's what happened here.
The league's best WR corp, consisting of Hopkins, Jefferson, Adams, and Claypool, now goes to the waivers to be munched up by the five remaining fishes.

Until next time.

Gore-ronavirus (CP):

## New Releases

Honestly hard to narrow this down to just the top-ten players. These were the two favorite teams to win it all. Just insanity.

1. Davante Adams
2. DeAndre Hopkins
3. Travis Kelce
4. Patrick Mahomes
5. Keenan Allen
6. Michael Thomas
7. Josh Jacobs
8. James Robinson
9. Justin Jefferson
10. Stefon Diggs

## Week Twelve Bidding Results

Week Twelve Bidding Results
 Nick Chubb
 Dallas Goedert
 Kenny Golladay
 LAR Defense

Last Year's most expensive week twelve player: Alvin Kamara ($48)

* Out of Luck may have doomed themselves by bidding such a ridiculous amount on Dallas Goedert, a player that no one else attempted to claim. Chalk it up to poor situational awareness (no one has that much money left), but it probably eliminates Out of Luck's chances at bol
* Besides Dallas, this week was all about Clydesdales. He bolstered his RB group with two of the top talents in the league, though with just $7 he will not be able to do the same with this week's crop of WR.

## Week Twelve Results

* Biggest Climber: It's Blitz! (^5)

* Biggest Faller: The Guilloteam (v6)

## Kings of the Castle

### 1. It's Blitz! Track 2

So we arrive at this. The inevitable moment where It's Blitz's strategy once again pays off and we all realize that his repeat championshpi is unavoidable. This team has $275 left and can now come over the topon every other team to grab just about anyone he wants.

### 2. Out of Luck

Motherfucker, HOW!? Out of Luck is basically doing all this with an entire team of streamers. He loses Will Fuller for the season but he will get Adam Thielen back and also got Carson back in week twelve. I guess don't count this team out?

### 3. @FFDraftScott

Comes into week 13 as the sole challenger in the auction wars against Blitz and also assumes the role of top scoring team alive.

### 4. Clydesdales

Couple of huge weeks for Clydesdales has them right in the hunt for the championship, and he will have to do it on the back of his EIGHT runningbacks.

### 5. Last Coach Standing

You don't expect this team to still be here after several narrow victories this season, but now that he is back even with everyone in terms of budget (namely, $0), he has a real chance at grabbing some free agents and improving upon his wild card roster.

## Rulers of the Kingdom

2020 first place finishers:

Guilloteam breaks Track 2's record for most first place finishes through 11 weeks and then promptly gets eliminated in week 12, while Track 2 logs his first top finish of the year. Poetic.

## Dungeon Dwellers

2020 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:

Last Coach Standing becomes the first team of 2020 to break 200 and also be the last place non-eliminated team of the week.

## Dead Money

Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.

Dead Money

## Chasing History - All-Time Combined Points Scored

Gore and Guillo rank tops in Headhunters history with over 5300 points each through two seasons. Can Clydesdales, Luck or Blitz top them?

## Remaining Budget

Total remaining: $385 out of $5,000 (7%)

See you all next week and happy bidding.