Joy Doctor's Quotes

**"Don't be a Downer!"**
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Below is a listing of everything the Joy Doctors say in *We Happy Few*.

The Joy Doctors only had two voice actors; Tony Robinow, and an unknown VA.

## **Responses**

* Good day to you.
* Happy as Larry!
* How are you today?
* How are you today? I mean it, y'know.
* Lovely day for it!
* Lovely day, isn't it?

## **After Curfew**

* As your doctor, I must warn you: it's not healthy being out after dark.
* Best get home before curfew!
* It's not healthy to be out after curfew!

## **Hearing a Noise**

* What's going on?
* What's that?
* Who's there?

## **Searching for Noise/Player**

* Get out or I'll make you get out.
* I can't see you, but I know you're there.
* I'm only trying to help, you know.
* Marco....? Marco....?
	+ Likely referencing the tag game Marco Polo.
* What's going on?
* Who's there?
* Why are you off your Joy?
* You can't go off your Joy!
* You don't have to feel down, my dear!
* You must take your Joy immediately!
* You're only making things worse for yourself.
* You're sick, and you need help.

## **Finds the Player**

* Ah, there you are.
* Oh good. Step into my office.
* You wanted to be found, didn't you?

## **Beginning of Combat**

* Good Lord! I've got a Downer here!
* I don't think you've had your Joy, have you?
* I see you, you murderer!
* I think I see the killer!
* I think we'd better summon the authorities!
* Let's have a look at you, shall we?
* Let's see if we can't fix you up!
* Oh good. Step into my office.
* Police! A bit of assistance if you please!
* There's the guilty party! Over there!
* There's your killer! I'm sure of it!
* Time for the boys in blue!
* You won't get away with this!

## **Taunts During Combat**

Joy Doctors tend to laugh maniacally when attacking the player, hence the lack of Taunts compared to the other NPCs.

* Calm down!
* Don't struggle, this won't hurt a bit.
* It's good for you!
* Relax!
* Say "ah!"
* Stop thrashing!
* That'll keep the heart pumping!
* When you wake up, you'll thank me.
* You need this!

## **Encouraging Fight**

* Get at it lads! It's good to exercise!
* Take your Joy or take your lumps, I say!
* That'll keep the heart pumping!

## **Losing Interest**

* Can't help you if you won't help yourself.
* Oh, well, catch you next time.
* Some people don't know what's good for them.

## **Joy Level**

* Did you think I wouldn't know you were here?
* Don't make a fuss, I'm going to make you feel quite a bit better.
* Fee fi fo fum, someone's been skipping their medicay-shun!
	+ '*Fee-fi-fo-fum*' is a phrase expressed by the *Giant* from *Jack and the Beanstalk*.
* Have you forgotten to take your Joy?
* I can't see you, but I know you're there.
* Someone hasn't been taking their Joy!
* Someone smells naughty!
* Thought you were invisible, were you?
* Why are you off your Joy?

## **Seeing The Player Act Suspiciously**

### **Carrying Corpse**

* I say, he looks hurt!
* Where are you going with that!?

### **Climbing**

* Stop that. You'll pull a muscle!
* That's very dangerous, come down this minute!
* You're going to get yourself killed, come down now!

### **Crouching**

* Is something wrong with your back?
* Stand up! You're making everyone nervous!
* You're hardly invisible, you know.

### **Jumping**

* Feeling a bit jumpy, are we? Ha ha.
* Well, you're getting your exercise, aren't you?

### **Running**

* Feeling tip top I see!
* You're certainly in fine shape today!

### **Shoving**

* Careful! You'll hurt somebody!
* Mind where you're going!
* Watch yourself!

### **Stealing**

* I'll be reporting you! Make no mistake!
* Thief! You must be a Downer!
* You can run, but you can't hide from me, you black dog!

### **Trespassing**

* Get out or I'll make you get out.
* You don't belong here, do you?
* You got no business here!

### **Weapon Drawn**

* Good Lord, what are you doing?
* I insist you drop that immediately!
* Put that down!
* Put that down before you hurt someone!
* Those things are dangerous!
* Where are you going with that!?
* You can't go and wave a weapon around!

## **Outfits**

* Are you quite all right? From your clothes I'd say you've been in a bit of a fracas. (*Torn Suit*)
* Gracious! Did you fall into a thorn bush? (*Torn Suit*)
* What happened to your clothes? Have you been running through rose bushes? (*Torn Suit*)
* What happened to your outfit? It's all torn! (*Torn Suit*)

## **Bumping Into When Trespassing**

* Are you mad?
* Good Lord!
* I say!

## Unknown

* Are you quite all right?
* Have you had your Joy today?
* Having a bit of a rough day, are we?
* Would you like a top-up?
* Would you like an appointment? No waiting!
* You seem a bit tired.
* You're not feeling a bit sick, are you?

## **Notes of Distraction**

### Start

* I can't take my eyes off it.
* I shall have to make a study of this.
* Imagine the possibilities.
* That is the most astounding thing.
* We never learned about that in medical school.

### End

* I don't know what to make of that, I really don't.
* I fear I've let myself become distracted.
* I'm beginning to think that that was not what it appeared to be.
* The world is a bit queerer than it was in my day.
* There is so much that is unknowable.

## **Correcting Mistake**

* I see you can be reasonable.
* Now then, isn't that better?
* There's the ticket to health!

## **Taking Joy**

* Don't you feel splendid now?
* You see? That's all you had to do.

## **Seeing a Corpse**

* Oh, dear. Can't save them all.
* Oh, dear, I think you're beyond my help.
* Oh. How tragic.
* Oh, if only I'd got to you sooner.
* Oh, that is unfortunate.

## **Walking Away From Corpse**

* Can't save them all.
* I'll let them know to send a Jubilator.
* My work here is done, alas.

## **Reviving Somebody**

* Oh, good. I think you're going to be all right.
* The next few hours will be critical, but you might survive our murderer.
* Thank goodness your wounds aren't fatal.
* You're lucky. Once you fell unconscious, he probably left you alone.
* You're one of the lucky ones. I think you might live, actually.