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# C.R.A.B.(Crazy Race Around Brazil

By User:DaniloTheGermanShepherd

Notable things:

* This is an Amazing Race-styled camp.
* The camp takes place in various parts of Brazil.

## Episode 1

Challenge 1: Drive a van carrying 4 crates through a park and find a bar.

1977 Libya Flagy: Ok, so what do we do?

5-Ball: We have to drive these crates through a park to find a bar.

1977 LF: Sounds simple. Who's driving.

5-Ball: Isn't that obvious?

1977 LF: Good point. Anyway, let's go!

\*they start loading the crates into the truck\*

5-Ball: \*out of breath\* These... crates are... heavy!

1977 LF: \*out of breath\* Ugh... done! Now let's find that bar thing.

5-Ball: Yay!

\*they get in the van\*

1977 LF: How do you turn this thing on?

5-Ball: I don't know, is there a manual?

1977 LF: Let me check. \*she looks in the car pockets\* Ok, there's a manual!

5-Ball: Yay!

1977 LF: But it's in Portugese.

5-Ball: Do you have your phone?

1977 LF: Nope.

5-Ball: Well, just start pushing buttons and it'll probably start.

1977 LF: Good idea. \*she starts pushing random buttons and the car jolts forward\*

Both: YAAAAAA!!

5-Ball: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STEER THIS THING?

1977 LF: Of course! It can't be that different from the cars at home, can it? \*she moves the steering wheel a little to the right and the car immediately turns 90 degrees to the right\* Of course now! It's very different from the cars at home, isn't it?

5-Ball: \*angrily\* THEN FIGURE IT OUT, GENIUS!

1977 LF: I'm trying! I'm trying!

\*the van starts awkwardly driving around the park\*

Barrel: Ei! Pare!

5-Ball: What did that guy just say?

1977 LF: Doesn't matter, we have to keep going!

5-Ball: Can you go any faster?

1977 LF: If you don't value your health and safety- actually, never mind. If you valued those you would've left a long time ago. So yes. \*she slams the gas\*

Both: AAAAAAAA \*the van crashes into a tree\*

5-Ball: Great. What do we do now?

1977 LF: There's a bike over there.

5-Ball: How do we carry the crates on that?

1977 LF: Good point. Are there any other cars here?

5-Ball: There's a food truck, but I don't see anything else.

1977 LF: Great. You ready to possibly become a criminal?

5-Ball: Wha- \*1977 Libya Flagy grabs her and starts running towards the food truck\* What are you doing?

1977 LF: You'll see.

Bowl of Feijoada: O que você gostaria?

1977 LF: \*opens truck door\* Sorry, your services are not needed right now. \*she throws him out of the truck\*

Bowl of Feijoada: Ei!

5-Ball: Cool, but we don't have the crates.

1977 LF: Crap. Can you fend off this guy while I get them?

5-Ball: Uh... sure? \*she jumps out of the truck and starts kicking BoF\*

BoF: Pare! Pare!

1977 LF: \*gets the crates into the food truck\* Come on! Get in!

5-Ball: Ok! \*jumps in the truck\*

1977 LF: \*slams the gas and drives away\* Sorry, trucker boy!

5 minutes of driving later

5-Ball: I see the bar... I think?

1977 LF: Yeah, that's the one. \*slams gas again\*

They reach the bar and unload the crates.

5-Ball: Well, the cops are probably after us, but we made it!

1977 LF: Ok, so where's this clue? We have to drive to... Sepultura Beach? Sounds not too hard after this whole thing.

Challenge 2: Go to a beach and take a photo underwater.

5-Ball: Alright, we're finally here. That drive was long.

1977 LF: Yeah, and the roads were difficult.

5-Ball: \*rolls eyes\* You're just saying that because you can't drive these cars. Anyway, what do we do next?

Some guy who works for the show probably: Fish or shrimp?

1977 LF: Fish!

5-Ball: Shrimp! Wait, what do we do?

1977 LF: Well... I hate shrimp, and you think fish are fine, so... fish?

5-Ball: Ugh, fine.

Same staff guy: The next challenge is for one of you to dive under the water and take a photo. Once you've done that, show it to a lifeguard and you will get the next clue.

1977 LF: Sounds simple enough. Who's diving?

5-Ball You are.

1977 LF: Oookay. I'll get going then.

1977 LF: \*gets out of the water\* Ok, so where's this lifeguard? Uh.. over there! \*runs over to lifeguard\*

Lifeguard: Do you have the photo?

1977 LF: Yes. \*hands photo\*

Lifeguard: Here is the next clue. \*gives clue\*

1977 LF: Go to... Florianópolis? Okay. \*runs back to 5-Ball and the staff guy\* We have to go to Florianópolis! Now!

5-Ball: What's the rush? Oh yeah, this is a ra-

1977 LF: \*grabs 5-ball and starts running\*

5-Ball: AAAA

1977 LF: No time! \*shouts back to staff guy\* Can we use the same car?

Staff guy: Yes!

Challenge 3:

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA \*the new car crashes into a tree\*

5-Ball: You really need to work on your driving.

1977 Libya Flagy: Well, I can't right now. Deal with it. Anyway, we have to go to the Dunes of Joaquina now. Where are those?

5-Ball: Well, there was a map in the car, but-

1977 LF: Yeah, yeah. I'll see if it's damaged or not.

1977 LF: Ok, it's ripped a bit on the edges, but still usable. The dunes are... here! Wow, they're actually pretty close to where we are.

5-Ball: So we're walking?

1977 LF: Do you want more criminal offenses?

5-Ball: No, but we have to win this. Are there any ways that won't end up with us in jail?

1977 LF: \*her eyes flit around\* We can hail a taxi, I think. But we don't have any money.

5-Ball: They gave us 500 reals before we started this.

1977 LF: True.

\*they try to hail a taxi\*

5 minutes later:

\*a taxi pulls up\*

Alternator: Onde você vai?

1977 LF: \*quietly\* What does that mean?

5-Ball: \*sarcastically\* I don't know, give them the money or say where we're going?

Alternator: I can speak English.

1977 LF: Oh. \*gives money\* We're going to the Dunes of Joaquina.

Alternator: Get in.

\*the taxi leaves\*

2 minutes later:

Alternator: You can... get out now.

1977 LF: Oookay... \*gets out with 5-Ball\*

5-Ball: Come on! We have to go! At least run! Put some effort into this!

1977 LF: You would be tired after crashing a car twice and lifting 4 heavy crates into a car twice.

5-Ball: Fine. \*she runs ahead\*

1977 LF: Wait up!

5-Ball: So where even is this clue? It could be anywhere!

1977 LF: It's over there.

5-Ball: Oh. \*they get the clue\*

1977 LF: It says to go to Hotel Engecho Eco Park. Do you have the map?

5-Ball: Here. \*gives map\*

1977 LF: Wow, this one is really close. We could probably run over there.

5-Ball: Okay! \*they run to the park thing\*

2 minutes later:

5-Ball: So where is the next clue?

1977 LF: It's over there.

5-Ball: You're joking- \*turns around\* Oh. It is.

Some staff guy again: Who likes heights:

5-Ball: Me!

1977 LF: Me!

Some staff guy again: \*pulls out walkie talkie\* Okay, what do we do? Who did it last time? Uh... the one on the stick.

1977 LF: Hey!

The same staff guy again: \*points at 5-Ball\* So you're going.

5-Ball: Going on what?

The same staff guy... again: The zipline. The path up to the top starts over there. You have to take the clue, too. Get.

5-Ball: Yay!

5-Ball: That was fun! Okay, where do we go next?

The same staff guy from before (remember them?): You must go to Beto Carrero World. You can take one of the cars over there, I guess.

1977 LF: Come on! Let's go!