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PSAJHL Ferals

The Lower Duck Pond Ferals are a Professional Semi-Amateur Junior Hockey League team established for the 2019 season.

**History**

The team was started by owner Patrick Barber-Moore in January 2019 after the announcement of the opening of the HP Arena at Pond Quarters. The arena was then purchased and refurbished as the Autohaus Autogroup Arena.

**Uniform**

The team uses the official city colors of Lower Duck Pond; red, grey and white.

**Personnel**

Head Coach: William Williams

**Current Roster**

**Season Records**

Note, as this is the first season of play, the season has not concluded.

\* indicates Cup championship

**Sponsorship/Media**

The team is sponsored by owner Barber-Moore's other endeavor, Ottohause Autohouse. The team has an exclusive media contract with WLDP-TV and WLDP-FM for broadcasting.

**Controversy**

There has been controversy around the team in terms of both the name and logo. The jerseys do not feature the logo because of this. The mascot and logo "Shark Cat" has been said both unfairly representing the town as a place for feral cats, and has also been said to be off-putting to others.

For this reason, the "Shark Cat" logo is not seen on jerseys, merchandise or team literature. The logo has only been seen on prototype t-shirts in very rare and limited quantities.
Lower Duck Pond's Makeshift Bike Lanes

A sign erected by Sam Woods

On December the 1st, a group of bike-friendly ducklings decided to paint makeshift bike lanes all over Lower Duck Pond. The group, consisting most importantly of Mogens Abbott, Sam Woods and Reginald, met up by the Lower Duck Pond Public Library and painted bike lanes all over town; beginning in the central area and moving out to the north and south.

Moon Blossom and Kayla also helped out making the makeshift bike lanes, with the latter dipping her bike wheel in white paint to make the lane painting quicker and more efficient. Moon Blossom used a bicycle-powered car to create makeshift bike lanes outside of city hall. Due to intoxication, Mogens accidentally made some of the northernmost bike lanes completely pink.

It is not yet known whether the makeshift bike lanes will in fact turn Lower Duck Pond into a more bike-friendly community or if local car-drivers will simply ignore the new lanes. There's no new rules and regulations applied to the new bike lanes, meaning that car drivers have the juridical right to drive within the new lanes.

## Criticism from City council

The effort to give Lower Duck Pond bike lanes came under fire from city hall, where councilman Sam Sadler called for action from the mayor and his office, rather than from bike-enthusiast. Sam Sadler made a failed mayoral bid during the 2019 election.

> "I commend the efforts and I strongly agree that we need these kinds of lanes to support our cyclists, but I must implore you to stop; these lanes will not serve an effective purpose since they will not have been sanctioned by the Public Works or the Town, and will not be considered valid."
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> -**Sam Sadler**
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Sam Sadler argued that Lower Duck Pond in fact are in need of bike lanes, but that they have to be official and created by Public Works or the Town, and not by ordinary inhabitants of Lower Duck Pond. Furthermore, Sam Sadler made the case that unless there's proper signage as well as lightning; the bike lanes will not serve it's full function completely.

Despite the criticism, the bike-enthusiast bought white paint, met up at the library and painted some of the streets, sidewalks and rail trails partially white in order to make more room for cyclists.

As of December the 1st, mayor Jim is yet to make an official statement on the makeshift bike lanes, and it's unclear whether he will let them remain or remove them completely.
Mercedes The Cat

## About

Mercedes was born somewhere, somewhen. She lives at Krystal's condo in the Tracey Building, where she spends her days lounging around and her nights partying it up with Krystal. She is the proud mother of five kittens: Amethyst (f), Luster (m), Cinderella (m), Flirtie (f), and Spirit (f), who were joyfully evicted at the age of approximately 8 weeks to join their forever homes. Their father is Purrtie, Mercedes's lover.

## Favourite Activities

Mercedes deeply enjoys devastating the local squirrel population. Her and Krystal love squirrel hunting; it is a fun bonding activity for them where Krystal sets a trap with a sandwich and paints the trees with glue so the squirrels will get stuck and be unable to escape Mercedes's glitterific claws.

Mercedes, of course, loves glitter. Otherwise she would have run away by now, wouldn't she? She likes embedding it in Krystal's furniture with her claws.
Josie Miller

**Josie Miller** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Josie was born in Aberdeen, Scotland to a Scottish Father and an Indian mother. Her family moved to Austin, Tx in 1997.

### **Adult life**

She received her bachelors degree in Aeronautical Engineering from University of Texas. She continued on to obtain her PhD in physics and worked for NASA for a few year before deciding that she wanted a slower pace of life doing something creative.
Lola Wynders

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Katie Wynders (Daughter)

Rosalie Wynders (Daughter)

Ren Wynders (Daughter)

Aubreta Wynders (Daughter)

Lina Wynders (sister)

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Backstory
Lola Wynders is a rich TV presenter, who has 5 kids, she recently divorced her husband of 16 years, She Sees her children as perfect, blaming local problems on other peoples "Hooligan" kids. She was born to a politician from a neighbouring town, and an actress from Lower Duck Pond, When she was 11, she moved to Lower Duck Pond, and met her ex husband at the local school, she attended public school until age 12 and a half. Her teachers "realised her potential", And were totally not bribed by her parents. She got married at age 20 after giving birth to her first child and only son at age 16. She lies about her age claiming to have had her child at 18, and be turning 36 instead of 34. She adores her daughter Ren Wynders, and comes off over protective at times. But this is because when Ren was 6 her father Marco Depris, kidnapped for four months.This was the start of their marriages deterioration. She lives on the Wynders Estate, Which she inherited from her long line of rich relatives. She plans to renovate it in 2019.
Godzilla

Godzilla during a walk

Godzilla is a monitor lizard owned by Piranha who currently resides at his apartment, located on 101st street, apartment number 36. Godzilla is a young lizard who is known for being constantly hungry. Godzilla is known to be docile towards Piranha, his friends, his family, and his other pets but hostile to everyone else, leading to a notable incident in which Godzilla attacked and killed a stray cat.

## **Biography**

Godzilla was hatched at the Willowbrook Zoo on June 17th, 2018. He grew up behind the scenes, being much more sickly and weak than his siblings. One of the keepers, Piranha decided to take him in and nurture him back to health. He developed a strong bond with Piranha and the two became close, with Piranha eventually adopting him as a pet, since the zoo didn't want him anymore. Now he resides in Piranha's apartment laying in the sun and eating mice.
Andrej Szymański

Andrej Szymański

**Andrej Szymański** (born November 5th, 1990) is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond and the owner of Military Antiques and Other Bits and Bobs. Szymański may or may not be selling weapons of mass destruction.

## Early Life

Andrej is said to have been born in a rural East Polish town. Not much is known about his childhood aside from his penchant for firearms at an early age.

## Poland

When he was a young lad out of school, he began scraping together enough money to travel to America.

## America

In America he worked many jobs trying to save enough money to open his dream store, Military Antiques and Other Bits and Bobs.
Janice McDonald

Janice at the diner (est. 2019)

**Janice McDonald** (born October 23, 1977) is a resident of Lower Duck Pond, the ex-wife of Adam McDonald, and the enemy of Lola San. Described as perky, unpredictable, and somewhat unstable, Janice is viewed to the community as "the friendly, crazy, waitress cat lady of Lower Duck Pond" who has a thirst for chaos and revenge.
Lizzie Escamilla

**Isabella "Lizzie" Gracia Carmen Escamilla** (Born December 31st 2001) is a resident of Lower Duck Pond and the lead guitarist of Razor Heart.

## Lizzie Escamilla

### Aliases

"Isabella" "Manita" - by Alexa Thorn

"Stefan" - by Tariq Sabanci

## Relationships

### Friends

Alexa ThornScorpia

Luna Davis

Tariq Sabanci

Jeremy Whinger

Owen Orwell

Taylor Pollux

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Lizzie was born a few hours before New Year's Day 2002 in Mexico City, Mexico. Her father left before her birth, and her mother died in 2009, giving birth to Lizzie's twin brothers. She was took in by her abuelita in Hydroelectric City, and soon after they moved to Lower Duck Pond when Lizzie was in her teens. She had studied spanish guitar all throughout school.

Lizzie met Alexa Thorn at a 2018 Netallica gig in LDP. They became close as sisters, often calling each other "Hermana" and "Manita" (Big Sister and Little Sister)

### **Adult life**

Lizzie was accepted into LDU during the 2020-21 academic year. She began studying Guitar and reformed the old Music Club, becoming the president. She also joined thrash metal band Razor Heart, auditioning for the role of bassist. After showing her proficiency in guitar however, she became lead guitarist.

In early 2021 she moved in with Tariq Sabanci at 71 Birds Eye Street.

## **Personality**

Lizzie is kind, bubbly and honest. She is extremely affectionate and close to everyone she greets, often kissing strangers as a first time meeting. She is extremely determined in everything she sets out to do and often berates herself if she can't achieve something.

## **Hobbies**

Aside from practising guitar, Lizzie is an avid skateboarder. She competed in a few competitions as a teenager in Hydroelectric,often appearing in local skate magazines, and even recieving a few sponsorships. She's also a very passionate gamer, favouring arcadey games over games like shooters, however she is skilled at most genres.

## **Trivia**

* Lizzie is pansexual and polyamorous
* She is the only member of Razor Heart known to have groupies
* She cannot cook, at all.
* She regularly busks in the street for extra money.
Jared Alastair Turd

**Jared Alastair "Jar" Turd** (Born 16 May 2000) is Kyle Turd's older brother.

Jared preparing for his 2018 Ultimate Debating Championship

Jared has a younger brother named Kyle, who moved to Lower Duck Pond on 14 March 2019. Kyle currently lives in the apartment at 33 YeeYee Road with his there pets, one of it given by Jared.

Jared’s father is the notorious robber of Upper Duck Pond, infamously as “Robber Turd”. Kyle and Jared never got to see their father at all, for his arrest was publicly filmed on 1 April 1980. The Shelbyville Sentinel newsletter company published about the incident in their 24 August 1980 paper.

Sources claimed that he would egg neighbour houses with his brother when he was eleven. They managed to escape in time before the police arrived.

On 27 January 2012, Kyle got into a massive fight with the school bull, Xavier, resulting in a vertical scar on his left eye. He nearly killed Xavier. Ever since that incident, Kyle started becoming mentally unstable. He would suffer from countless nightmares when he slept. Jared was concerned for his younger brother and thus brought him to seek professional help.

Jared used most of his pocket savings to give Kyle a pet ball python, Snek, during his 12th birthday.

Jared represented his high school in countless debates competitions. He soon became Debate Club President inevitably. He pursued political sciences and continued developing his passions of debating in his college years.

On Kyle’s 17th birthday, Jared and Kyle got into a heated argument which ended with Jared kicking Kyle out of their house. He told Kyle to scram off and never look for him again. From then on, Kyle decided to move into Lower Duck Pond and the two brothers never met again. Jared regretted what he had done and could not forgive himself.

## Personality

Jared is the school jock. He is super popular and very charismatic. Jared has a natural affinity for words and loves to argue, thriving in debates. Despite his popularity, he is a down-to-earth person who cares deeply for his younger brother.

## Trivia

1. **Jared Alastair "Jar" Turd** was created on 14 March 2019 by Reddit user, u/Reeeeeeeeeeeepostt.
2. **Jared Alastair "Jar" Turd**'s birthday is 16 May 2000, the cake day of creator's first Reddit account.
3. The surname Turd was inspired by Rupert Murnane's public pooping comments in the subreddit.
Max

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Dot Thompson

**Dot Thompson** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Dot was born in Lower Duck Pond on November 4, 1949. She was the only child of George and Ruth Elsner. She attended all the local schools.

### **Adult life**

Dot met Ronnie Thompson while attending college. The two fell in love and got married on April 7, 1969, and together they raised one son, Christopher Thompson, who was born on January 3, 1972. Ronnie died from complications with his heart on March 28, 2012, and Dot has been living on her own since. Christopher and her three grandchildren all live in Upper Duck Pond, and they visit every other weekend.

## **Personality**

To put it bluntly, Dot is a bit, well, dotty. She is not very adept at using computers. She has a passionate dislike for Upper Duck Pond, and she loves to reminisce about "the good old days."

## **Appearance**

Dot is on the shorter, rounder side. She wears glasses and has grey, curly hair.

## **Hobbies**

Dot loves to bake, although she does it very poorly. She is heavily involved in her church groups at the First Presbyterian Church. Recently, she started up a regular Wednesday *"stitch and sip* club at her home, where people may gather to learn a new craft and share a cup of tea. Her current project is working on knitting a scarf. When the weather is nice, she loves to go for a walk, although she moves very slowly.
Samantha "Sam" Sang Stark

#### **Samantha "Sam" Sang Stark is a 19-year-old Korean-American photographer.**

Although raised in Detriot, Michigan, she is originally from Seoul, Korea and immigrated to the United States in 2003 after unknown causes killed both of her parents. She spent a year in foster care and was then adopted by Hank and Susan Stark had her first and last-name changed to Samantha and Stark respectively. She does not know her original first name or original last name, however, her middle name, Sang, remains the same. She grew up with two brothers, Daniel and Ollie Stark. Daniel Stark was the biological child of Hank and Susan Stark, while Ollie Stark was adopted at the age of five. Daniel was born in 1999, and Ollie in 2003. Ollie still lives in Detriot, while Daniel lives in Chicago to pursue a career in music. She always expressed an interest in photography, and would frequently take photography classes and courses growing up. Samantha Stark was born on January 9th, 2001.

#### **She has done photography for several media stations, artists, and companies.**

She has photographed images for *Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, Amazon, the NFL, and Google*, as well as thousands of commissions from individuals. About 4% of her income is from companies, with the other 60% being costumers that brought photos. She part of her money from selling prints that go for an average of 80 dollars, with the vast majority of them being sold online.

#### **She is openly socialist and active with left-wing groups such as ANTIFA**.

In addition to this, she is an open critic of the lower duck pond mayor, Jim. She was arrested one time, reportedly for disturbing the peace during a pro-socialism protest, however, she was only detained for two days. She has published several left-wing articles on the internet, as well as been seen at several rallies and protests in and around Detriot. She was a union leader for 2 years at a McDonalds.
The Smiling Mandala Co-op, Cafe, and Kratom Bar

Stop on by and say namaste!

The **Smiling Mandala Co-op, Cafe, and Kratom Bar** is a vegan cafe/restaurant located on University Ave. They offer a wide selection of fair-trade and locally sourced food and beverages including: kimchi, kratom tea, tea, coffee, Buddha bowls, Nourish bowls, Lotus Bowls, Macro bowls, Marijuana bowls, Karma Bowls, Power bowls, and Protein bowls. It is well known for its tie-dye hemp fiber tea cozies, wall murals, and for smelling strongly of bean sprouts and weed.
Toffee Campbell

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**Toffee** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## Relationships

### Relatives

* Padrick Campbell (Father)
* Dracula Jones (Godfather)
* Ayla Christy (Godmother)
* Tara Higgins (estranged mother)

## **Biography**

*Toffee is a rambunctious 5 year old resident of Lower Duck Pond. She is considered an 'NPC' as there is no plan to have someone play her as a child.*

## **Appearance**

Shoulder length blonde hair with reddish highlights.
Octavia the Oak Tree

Photograph of Octavia used for her mayoral campaign

**Octavia the Oak Tree** is a tree that has been located in Lower Duck Pond since before it was founded.

In the early days of Lower Duck Pond's history, Octavia was found in the centre of town and quickly became a beloved landmark.

Moon Blossom holds some important rituals by the tree. The tree is also where the annual town picnic has been taking place since 1971.

When the town was forced to choose a mayor, then-councilman Kenneth Parkinson-Clarke proposed to elect Octavia. Thus, she became the first in a long series of non-human mayors.

During the 2020 mayoral election, there was an effort to re-elect Octavia made by the museum archivist Saul Bloomberg. Octavia came in second in the mayoral race, losing to Jim. She has now again been nominated for the 2021 mayoral election by Agent Quentin Wells.

## References

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Janet Hollis

Image of Janet, circa 2016

Aoife O'Dea(Deceased Grandmother)

Jonathan Ringer(Absent Father)

Briana Hollis (Daughter)

Jethro Hollis (Son)

Myrtle Hollis(Daughter)

McKinley Hollis(Daughter)

**Janet Marianne Hollis**(née McKinley) (Born August 15th, 1983) is a soccer mom and mommy blogger living in Lower Duck Pond. She is also an avid Christian at St. Candida's Catholic Church. She lives in her house on Skye Lane. She is also a notorious anti-vaxxer.

## Early Life

Janet Marianne Hollis was born in Valdosta, Georgia. She was born as Janet Marianne McKinley. She was born to LouLou McKinley, who is very rich. She was given her mother's last name, because her father left when LouLou was pregnant. She had a brother, named Jethro, who was born a stillborn five years before she was born. Two years after she was born, her brother, Clayton McKinley, was born, via an anonymous sperm donor. She didn't go to college.

## Personal Life

Janet met her future husband, Thaddeus "Thad" Hollis, when they were both 16, while they were both on vacation in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. When they were 25, they got married, and soon became pregnant with their first child. That is when they relocated to Lower Duck Pond. She has five children, Rupert Jason, Briana Celeste, Jethro Harrison, Myrtle Elise, and McKinley Luelle. Her three grown kids play soccer, and, she is an avid PTA mom at Westfield Elementary. The family owns a dog, named Dixie, and, two guinea pigs, Bebe & Butter.

### **Best Friend Susan**

Janet's best friend is Susan Macon, one of the 22 soccer moms named Susan in Lower Duck Pond. They spend every Saturday evening drinking wine and gossiping.

### **Arch-Nemesis Cristal**

Cristal Jankowski is Janet's enemy. Their feud started when Cristals' son, Braydon, accidentaly kicked Janet's son, Rupert, in the head during a soccer game, in the year 2015. They have hated each other ever since.

## The Pond Mom Life

The Pond Mom Life is Janet's mommy blog. In it, she gives tips to moms about cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children. It has 1,235,198 followers.

Link to the blog:

☀https://thepondmomlife.blogspot.com/

## Extra Info

Janet is portrayed by u/Meg-g. The image used to portray her looks is of Australian actress Nathalie Kelley.

Janet has a boxer husky mix called Dixie. Dixie is three years old and lives with the Hollis' in their home.
The Brimswood Incident

On May 27, 2019, a train was derailed on the Brimswood - Lower Duck Pond line due to incorrect toxic waste disposal. There were no casualties, although there were 5 major injuries with 27 minor ones. All 78 people survived.

## The Investigation

The Investigation of the derailing lasted for around 2 weeks, up to June 8, 2019. Detective Gridley Ditt was first assigned on the case, having no progress over the course of 5 days. He eventually gave it up and sent it to the Brimswood and Lower Duck Pond police departmants, who solved it after 7 days. The case was solved due to several police officers reporting a feeling of dizziness, nausea, and eventually fainting. The railway was shortly dug up and 15 barrels of toxic waste were uncovered. The exact cause hasn't been determined, although it is thought that either the captain was incapacitated after long toxic waste exposure at the Brimswood Station, or the train was derailed from a loose barrel. The person who buried the toxic waste barrel still isn't known, which is why the investigation is still going up to today

## Involved personnel

Main Detective - Gridley Ditt

Brimswood chief of police - Jean Krista

Lower Duck Pond chief of police - Grant Fhugell

All Brimswood policemen

All Lower Duck Pond policemen
The Stream 94.5

### Opened

January 13th, 1987.Transcriptions for the town forum began, February 27th, 2020.

## Summary

The Stream 94.5 is a radio broadcast first opened on the 13th of January, 1987. They began posting scripts of their broadcasts on the LDP town forum on the 27th of February, 2020. They have six segments, releasing every day.

## Schedule

**Sunday** - Jenton Street

**Monday** - Life In The Pond

**Tuesday** - Tuesday Tomfoolery

**Wednesday** - The Pursuit Of Ryland Mountain

**Thursday** - Life In The Pond

**Friday** - Ask Petrinov

**Saturday** - Guest Speaker

## Cast

The Stream was a wonderful ensemble that helps to make sure each segment comes out high-quality and on time. Here they are:

***The Newscasters***

Bobert Bobson -

Jared O'Bryan -

Larry McKinnon - Larry lives in his home in Hatswood, LPD. He has two dalmatians and a bunny. His favorite segment is Guest Speaker.

**Ex-Newscasters**

***The Writers***

Alexei Petrinov -

Lorna Grupp - Lorna Grupp is a 99 y.o mentally unstable racist who's program got cancelled.

Selina Ramsey - Selina was a famous Italian writer. She is most known for going a little eccentric in her later years and writing a 527 infamed episodes of Jenton Street in a 3-day period. She died in 1994.
Sheila Simms-Thomas

Sheila's yearbook photo for the 2018-2019 school year

Esther Simms-Thomas (Sister)

Enoch Simms-Thomas (Brother)

**Sheila Simms-Thomas** (born May 26th, 2003) is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond and student at Richland High School.

## **Character Biography**

Sheila Simms-Thomas was born on May 26th, 2003, to Richard "Dick" and Beulah Simms-Thomas at St. Magdalene's Hospital in Lower Duck Pond. Her father is the owner of several store chains around town, including Dick's & Ball's Sporting Goods, and her mother is a real estate agent and part-time Herbalife saleswoman.

Sheila is also co-captain of Richland High's cheer squad, vice-president of the drama club, occasionally works shifts at her dad's various stores, and enjoys singing in her band, Mad Rocket Scientists.

In March of 2019, Sheila began dating her boyfriend, Bradley Katchadourian.

## **Personality**

Sheila is known by her neighbors, family, and friends to be a very peppy and excitable girl.

## **Trivia**

* Sheila Simms-Thomas first appeared in the subreddit on May 15th, 2019, in a post announcing that her band would be playing a gig at the local pub that Saturday.
* Sheila is portrayed by u/nintenbelle.
Southcastle Jaguars

The Southcastle Jaguars is the soccer team at Southcastle Private Academy.

## The Team

Though Southcastle has many sports to offer, the Southcastle Jaguars are particularly well known. There is a girls division and a boys division, both run by the same coach.

## Awards

Ever since the Jaguars became a team in 1955, they have won over 50 championship games, in both divisions.
Turd Family

Also known as "The Turds".

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Generation 1

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1. Laila Valeria Bags **–––––––** Upper Duck Pond
2. Breyton Trevon Turd **M ––**  Upper Duck Pond

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Generation 2.A

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1. Maurice Janet Turd **F ––––** Lower Duck Pond
2. Odin Roland Jick **M –––––** Deceased

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Generation 2.B

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1. Ryker Aedan Turd **M ––––** Upper Duck Pond

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Generation 3.B.1

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1. Jared Alastair Turd **M ––––** Upper Duck Pond

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Generation 3.B.2

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1. Kyle Alexander Turd **M –––** Lower Duck Pond
Anu Doloramo

**Anu Doloramo** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

Anu moved into Lower Duck Pond with her family on January of 2009. She graduated Richland High School in the summer of 2021, and currently studies computer science at Hydroelectric University. During the semester, she usually stays at the university dorms in Hydroelectric City, and comes back home to Lower Duck Pond often during the weekends.

## **Personality**

Anu is an introverted nerd who is not very social. She does not have many close friends, but she enjoys the company she gets and is open to meeting new people.

## **Trivia**

* Anu used to have a moon cactus at home, named "Selene the Cute Cactus".
* Anu currently has a basil plant named Mr. Basil, gifted to her by her boyfriend.
* Anu likes to use her laptop over her phone for everything apart from texting and taking pictures.
* From 2018 to late 2020, she had a weird obsession with drinking water and water bottles, which is a fact she is currently mildly embarrassed about.
* Anu used to dye her hair brown in high school, but currently her hair is natural black.
Stella Vanella

**Stella Anderson Vanella** is a journalist and resident of South Lower Duck Pond.

### Aliases

* Aunt Van (by Seth Anderson-Starr)
* Stel (by Josh Taylor Anderson)

### Address

208 Everglow Street, South Lower Duck Pond

## Relationships

### Relatives

Alexander Anderson (father)
Emily Burrows (mother)
Joshua Taylor Anderson (brother)
Jennifer Starr (sister-in-law)
Joseph Anderson (nephew)
Ethan Vanella (son)

## Biography

Stella was born Stella Anderson on January 9th, XXXX, in New Lynnsphiere, England. Her mother, Emily Burrows, is a caretaker, and her father, Alexander Anderson, is a writer. She is of half Scottish and half American descent. She was named after Stella Elizabeth Jolly, a character in the romcom series *Me and My Darling*. Her brother, Josh, is an engineer. She attended the University of Lynnsphiere and graduated in 2018 with a BA in English.

Stella moved to Lower Duck Pond in 2015 and is currently working as a journalist for *The Duck Post*.

## Career

Stella started working as a mailwoman for SendFast in 2012 until quitting in 2014 to pursue her writing career. She wrote for several magazines and newspapers before landing a job at *The Duck Post* in 2015.

## Personal life

Stella married fellow journalist Derrick Lee Vanella in 2015. They have a son, Ethan (born November 2016).

## Trivia

* Her favorite TV shows includes late-night talk show *Midnight with Axel Byrnes* and the game show *Coinbusters!.*
Ricci's Pizza

"Go visit Ricci’s pizza place. Talk to the friendly guy in pinstripes."

The best pizza in town. Period.

Everything’s expensive over at Ricci’s. Best pizza you’ll ever eat. Don’t even try rationalizing. Let go of your questions. You’ll be much better off.

## Tips For Your Visit

* Try the Calzones.
* Stay well away from the back alley.
* They don't deliver.
* Yes, the staff are armed.
* Don’t fuck with the guys in the pinstriped suits. Tony Maloney doesn’t take kindly to it

## Unfortunate circumstance:

Ricci’s pizza served as a frequent meeting place for various individuals associated with suspicious incidents, including the well-known Russian Diplomat Vladimir Gorgonovic, the reknowned strategist Lord Stephen Wolfram Rawling, and the mysterious local benefactor Tony Maloney. It was believed that the men had entered an agreement of some sort to form a syndicate. Following Rawling’s betrayal of Gorgonovic, which led to his arrest as well as the raiding of the Russian embassy, a majority of Maloney’s men fled to the south side of town and engaged in guerrilla warfare with the International coalition under Rawling’s command. However, some of the group’s senior staff remained loyal to Rawling, and signed government contracts to avoid execution.

## Reviews & Testimonials

* "*Don't pass by Ricci's Pizzeria... just go inside already. I had dinner there last night, they make really good pizza. And the staff is very friendly too. There was this one guy that kept asking me if I wanted a loan while I finish my novel, and he offered me a bunch of other great deals. I think they really come from Italy, or seem to know a bunch of people there. 10/10 would recommend.*" - Barry Loomis
* "*10/10 After I got sick from that new pizza place, I went to Ricci's Pizzeria and it was the best thing ever*" - Ashley Wheeler
* "*I am required by threat of violence to say Ricci’s is the best. But they seriously are! Oooh can someone pick me up a bbq pizza from there. They don’t deliver...*" - Jeremy W.
* "*...Ricci has some of the best damn pizza around, so I'd say competing is really just wishful thinking. Ricci's doesn't compete; they dominate.*" - Sam Sadler, City Council
* "I know plenty of folks who’ve been *shot* at Ricci’s, but goddamn, that pizza is worth it." - Lord Stephen Wolfram Rawling
* "...as far as pizza goes, Ricci’s wins every time." - Jade Park
* "...*the best pizza in town...*" - Marina Leonardis

## References

1. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dg4vvf/dont\_pass\_by\_riccis\_pizzeria/
2. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dg4vvf/dont\_pass\_by\_riccis\_pizzeria/f39nxah/
3. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e8cx9h/do\_you\_guys\_all\_agree\_that\_marios\_pizza\_is\_far/faare5t/
4. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dj0ir2/marinos\_pizza/f404dcl/
5. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/f20c1q/i\_just\_moved\_into\_town\_can\_anyone\_give\_good/fh9moqv/
6. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e8cx9h/do\_you\_guys\_all\_agree\_that\_marios\_pizza\_is\_far/faebii6/
7. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/ejhjjp/pizza\_recipes/fcxq403/
Kaden's Comix and Firearms

## About

Kaden's Comix and Firearms was a small, independently owned company specializing in the sale of comic books and firearms/accessories. The store was operated and owned by Kaden Dee.

Kaden's Comix and Firearms had been in business twenty years in Lower Duck Pond before its tragic fire on July 6th, 2020. The owner, Kaden Dee, moved to LDP at an unknown date, but secured the license to his property in the year 2000.

The shop itself was known for it's variety in comic books and antique firearms.

## Operation

Kaden's Comix and Firearms had a major decline in business in its final three years. To pay bills and operational costs, Kaden Dee did odd jobs and favors for cash.

## Banned Patrons

In his 20 years of operation, Kaden Dee has (as of today) only had the displeasure of banning two customers from his premises. This list will be updated if the need arises.

### Collin Mallard

Collin Mallard, in a drunken fit, broke into the premises and made off with a box of Federal Premium .38 Special, as well as several 1994 issues of Playboy Magazine.

### Keith Nicholson

During a misunderstanding involving the destruction of Kaden Dee's Toyota Sequoia, Keith Nicholson shot Kaden's false leg clean off, rendering him immobile for several hours.

## Fire

On July 6th, Kaden's Comix and Firearms burnt to the ground due to the aged electricity system throughout the premises. Apart from a few lead-lined safes containing valuables, select firearms, and personal items, nothing survived the blaze.
Sensei Mike

Sensei Mike was born in 1990 in lower duck pond. At 6 years, he started practicing karate, and he was good at it. He earned the 1rst Dan at 14, and won an international tournament at 22. Sadly, shortly after, he got beaten up by three local bullies who thought they had to show him humility. Mike sustained a fractured vertebra from this incident, which stopped his international career. His next two years were spend with deep rooted feelings of anger and resentment.

He buried himself in alcohol and video games until one day, in 2014, he decided that this could not go on. He packed his things and with not much more than his clothes, he started a cleansing journey to India. It took him one year to get there. He stayed three years in India, wandering from dojo to dojo, from master to master. It was a cleansing journey. It was in India that he got and learned to master his Tonfas, which he named "migi" and "hidari".

He spend one more year wandering around until he felt worthy to return to Lower Duck Pond. With the idea of teaching kids respect, willpower and resilience, he founded his dojo, "Roku-Yuu-Yon-Sho". He currently is bartender at Greensleeves, which he likes very much, as it reflects his ecological ideals.

He believes in the good in people but won't refrain from using his trusty tonfas if necessary. His dojo, Roku-ju-yon-sho, is currently located at the gym of Central High School.

He is a 6th Dan Karate, 2nd Dan Tai Chi and 1rst Kyu Kung Fu master.
Alex, local barista

Alex in his natural habitat

**Alex** (born December 12th, 1997) is a resident of Lower Duck Pond. Alex first moved into Lower Duck Pond during the Man-Eating Lizard panic and has been around ever since.

## Employment History

Alex moved to the town as an unemployed barista, later after the hysteria caused by the man-eating lizard incident he found employment with the Milkins family. He stopped working for them when Benjamin Milkins was kidnapped by his father Edward Milkins since he no longer wished to be associated with the family. Alex now works for Anne Walton.

## Involvement in Lizard panic

Alex first moved into Lower Duck Pond during the Lizard panic, at first he began leaving them offerings of meat, as he believed that this would assure they had mercy on him if they ever rose up. He was also the person who discovered that Annie from the media department was alive, a surprise since she had been left in the sewers as a sacrifice by Arnold Prizes, It is unclear how he discovered this, but eventually Annie was freed by Diane Maine. Overall Alex's involvement in the lizard crisis was small but notable.

> *"I found some weird woman called Annie or something, she said she was with some reporter dude who left her behind as a sacrifice, which is weird..."* -Alex on his encounter with Annie
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## Residence

Alex is constantly moving back and forth from his decrepit rental apartment and his room in Cactus Manor (the Manor currently owned by Anne Walton.)

### Rental Apartment:

Alex's apartment is a decrepit rental that can be found behind one of Lower Duck Pond's many coffee shops, we know that it suffers constant power surges, has a leaky ceiling and is commonly visited by a group of Rabid cats.

### Room at Cactus Manor:

Alex prefers his room at Cactus manor to his apartment for obvious reasons.

## Trivia

Alex first appeared on r/HaveWeMet on the 8th of February 2019.
Maple Street

A portrait of Maple Street, drawn by Maxwell.

Maple Street is the largest street in the Caudwink Subdivision, home to 25 houses. Overall, it is the 4th largest street in Lower Duck Pond with a length of 500 meters. The Caudwink Station is located at the end of it.

## List of known residents

So far, about 7/8 of Maple Street's residents have chosen to remain anonymous.

### The known ones are as follows

Ezekiel Fletcher

Kev Nas

Maxwell Gidde

Hedge Verm

Gridley Strike

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## List of known incedents

Maple Street has the most incidents out of all the streets in Lower Duck Pond, and has the most fatalities out of every street in Lower Duck Pond as well.

### The Trombone Incident

On June 1, 2019, The Trombone Incident occured with 2 fatalities, being the wife and kid of Ezekiel Fletcher. It was caused by an unknown individual replacing the defibrillator of Maxwell with a trombone, thus making Ezekiel's wife and kids die from a heart attack after a car crash.

###

### The DeviantArt Blockade

On May 17, 2019, Julian Assange was using the public computers at the library, when a 5 year old boy looked at the computer Julian was viewing while Julian was in the bathroom. It traumatized him, causing the parents, siblings, and all the relatives of that boy and their friends to go on a protest march throughout Caudwink. The largest blockade happened in Maple Street, with 70 people blocking the road, causing 5 hours of traffic. The dispute hasn't been solved to this day with occasional protest marches every once in a while. A minor resolution was given by banning DeviantArt in the library, though it wasn't enough.
The Incident

On May 7th, 2019 a gas leak was dicovered to have been contaminating the atmosphere of Lower Duck Pond, though it is currently unclear how long this leak has been occurring it is estimated that it first started several months before its discovery.
Due to exposure to these chemicals a large number of the inhabitants of Lower Duck Pond experienced visual and auditory hallucinations including all manner of supernatural events, mythical creatures, and anthropomorphic animals.

## Clean up

Thanks to the efforts of one brave citizen the leak was stopped once discovered, unfortunately this also hospitalized said citizen.

a full scale cleanup operation has yet to begin, though the city council has assured the people that it will soon be underway.

## Investigation

Currently an investigation is being held to determine the cause of the leak headed by James Stokes, a private investigator appointed by the mayor.

Though officially labeled as an accident, foul play has not been ruled out and the case will be investigated as such.
Brandy Trelawney

"Woman With Red Wine": Painting by Pat Kelley

**Brandy Trelawney** is a corporate lawyer at the bank downtown. Every evening after leaving her stressful job, she likes to unwind at Paulie’s Bar.

## Early Life

Brandy was born in London in 1982 to Catherine Mayfield, a fashion model, and Robert Trelawney, the bassist of famous 70s rock band The Whomever. She has always been close with her mother, but was never especially close with her father, as he was an alcoholic who was often on tour or partying with groupies. In 1995, he died of alcohol poisoning after drinking seven bottles of whisky, and Brandy’s mum decided to move the two of them to Lower Duck Pond in order to escape the celebrity lifestyle and  give her daughter a normal adolescence.

Brandy attended a private school in Lower Duck Pond, where she attempted to distance herself from her father’s legacy. She did well academically, but was often stressed and didn’t have much of a social life.

## Education and Early Career

Brandy went on to study economics at Columbia University and then attended Yale Law. She began her career in the legal department at a prestigious Wall Street bank, but when the recession hit in 2008, she became extremely stressed and began to turn to alcohol to cope. Her mother urged her to return to LDP and take up a less stressful position at the bank there, and she reluctantly accepted out of love for her mother.

## Current Life and Personality

Since she returned, Brandy has lived alone in a contemporary home in an upscale neighborhood. Every morning before going into work, she stops at the coffee shop next to the bank and gets a ‘special’ (whisky) coffee. She despises her coworkers and ‘subordinates’ for taking time off to spend with their families and values a strong work ethic and ambition above all else. She likes to go to Paulie’s bar every night to drink away the stress.

Brandy is proudly single and childfree and is no longer especially interested in finding love, as she believes that relationships ruin promising careers.

## Trivia

* Brandy makes a cognac cheesecake which she is very proud of.
* She’s secretly a huge fan of Taylor Swift.
* She can’t stand beer and only drinks wine and liquor.
* She drives a BMW X5.
* She carries an Hermès Birkin which her father got her for her thirteenth birthday.
Winston

A drawing of Winston

**Winston** is a dog in Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

   Winston's birth date is unknown, although it is believed he was born sometime in early 2018. He was a stray dog until he was taken by the local shelter, where Nigel Ainsworth would eventually adopt him. When Nigel went to Syria for his work, he was taken care of by Marina Leonardis, until Nigel returned home about two months later. He currently lives with Nigel and Nigel's girlfriend, Emily Porter.

## Personality

Winston is known to be an energetic, curious dog, jumping excitedly at any person he likes and sniffing at any person he sees. He loves enjoys long walks.

## **Trivia**

* Winston is *not* named after Winston Churchill.
Seven Ciels

Seven Ciels is a junior at Richland High School. He is in the Richland High Marching Band as a clarinet. He is currently first chair, was always first chair, and will always be first chair.

## Early Life

Seven Ciels was born in Salem, Virginia in 2002 to Alice and Jonathan Ciels. He started playing the piano at age 3, and the clarinet at age 7. He later decided to focus on clarinet and quit piano.
His family moved to Lower Duck Pond when when he was in 9th grade.

## Family

Seven has a younger sister named Eleven. She was born two years after him, and is a freshman at Richland High School.
His parents are Alice and Jonathan. They met at a music competition and later got married. Alice plays the piano while Jonathan is a flautist.

## Personality

Seven is seen as an outgoing person at school. He seems to radiate crackhead energy, and is frequently found in the band room playing meme music on his clarinet.
He likes to play D&D, and owns way too many dice because Eleven gives him a set of dice every year for his birthday and Christmas.
The Ravine

**The Ravine** is a steep natural formation that marks a portion of the western border of Lower Duck Pond.

A river runs through the bottom of the ravine, and in summer is a popular destination for thrill-seekers to go rafting.

Another tourist area of the ravine is the waterfall known as Lungman's Leap, which feeds into the river from the east bank of the ravine. It can be reached by a wooden bridge when hiking the Lungman Trail. The trail borders an acreage owned by the Piscinam family, most currently Ro Piscinam, whose cabin is cantilevered out over the ravine.

Due to an unknown natural phenomena, a large portion of the area around the ravine never drops below 35 degrees, and is never touched by snow, even during the coldest months. However, a thick fog often rises from the ravine and envelops the area for days at a time without lifting. Locals have reported strange voices and distorted echos from within the ravine during these times.
Louie Hutchinson

**Louie Hutchinson** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

age= 22

occupation= Theatre teacher at Central High

place\_of\_death= A hot air balloon field in The Czech Republic

friends= Joy and Tristen

lovers= Maximilian York

relatives= Brother: Leo Hutchinson
Mother: Elizabethabelle Hutchinson
Father: Benjominic Hutchinson

gender= Male

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Louis was born in New York City with his no good brother Leo. His parents owned a pocket watch shop, which was incredibly popular with the city’s hipster population. Leo’s brother got arrested for stealing pies tarnishing the family name and causing a lifelong hatred between the two. This caused a cold change in the household and Louis moved out at age 17.

### **Adult life**

After finishing college with a masters in European history and musical theatre he moved to the town of Lower Duck Pond and got a job at Central High School. After going to a theatre convention he met his Maximillian York, theatre teacher at rival school Richland High School. Louis and Maximillian were the very definition of the enemies to lovers trope. Always trying to outdo each other at the high school musical accidentally started dating after being set up on a blind date by Cas.

## **Personality**

Louie is outgoing often putting himself before others. He is friendly and easily flustered, but is keen to cause mischief.

## **Hobbies**

Restoring the old Jacob Crawford theatre to its former glory.

## **Trivia**

He is known for his eccentricities often using avant-garde methods to teach musical talent.
He is currently restoring the old Jacob Crawford theatre.
Rowley Fledgerson

Rowley taking the pledge of allegiance

**Rowley Fledgerson** is the owner of Rowley's Fudge Factory and resident of Lower Duck Pond.

Rowley erected a no-fly zone over his factory, much to the dismay of Rupert Murnane who would like to fly his hand-glider over the factory every half moon. Rowley eventually lifted the no-fly zone after harassment from Rupert.
Ryker Aedan Turd

**Ryker Aedan "Burglar Turd" Turd** is an infamous prisoner of Upper Duck Pond Jail. His arrest was all over the news on 1st April 1980. The Shelbyville Sentinel's 24 August 1980 newsletter covered the incident. On 15 March 2019, his son Kyle Alexander Turd started a petition to free him from jail.

## Early Life

### Birth

**Ryker Aedan Turd** was born on September 4th, 1962 in St. Magdalene's Hospital, to Laila Valeria Bags and Breyton Trevon Turd. Both parents are deceased as of 2019.

### Immigrating to Upper Duck Pond

When Ryker was three, his parents decided that they should immigrate to Upper Duck Pond and left his sister Maurice back in Lower Duck Pond. From then on, Ryker stopped all contacts with Maurice.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/b1b4lg/petition\_to\_free\_my\_dad\_from\_udp\_jail\_not/