The Great Stickmen War 2: All Is Unwell

The Great Stickmen War 2: All Is Unwell is a webisodic series on TikTok filmed by Wade Rininger. It is the second installment of the Great Stickmen War trilogy, as well as the second installment in the Whiteboard Saga.

## Plot

Three years after the Supreme Leader went BOOM, Black lives alone in a house built on a cliffside. To this day, Black is haunted by flashbacks of his battle against the Supreme Leader. While trying to clear his mind, he sees traingular spaceships flying over the city skyline, and one of them drops by Black's house, sending down Zuse, leader of @flipopossum's team of androids, dubbed the Immortals, to warn Black of the price on his head. Black joins Zuse aboard his ship, where he meets his comrades, Turbo, an android with superhuman speed, Crosshair, an android sharpshooter, and Labyrinth, an android with chained kunai spears for hands.

Zuse informs Black of Zorento the God of Destruction, an evil being made by @freddyman20208, who had already siphoned the souls of other versions of Black across the multiverse. Turbo also mentions that the Supreme Leader and his army from three years ago was originally programmed by them to thwart Zorento, but instead went rogue. Knowing he stands no chance against Zorento alone, Black leads a global search for his stick figure friends, who had all split up over the years. During that time, Zorento and his minion Horox track down their stolen ship, which the Immortals are piloting, and plan out what they will do after they have won.

After successfully gathering all but Pink and Maroon, Black tells them that they don't need them, but Red persuades him to find them. They arrive at a cage fight between Pink and Maroon, who both have hardened in the past three years and now run fights together for profit, going by their stage names Magenta (Pink) and Burgundy (Maroon). After Pink loses a brawl to Maroon, Black goes to check in on his former girlfriend, asking for her help. Zuse approaches Maroon, hoping to recruit her, and she recognizes him from the Immortals' first mission, where he had saved her father from certain death. Black and Pink beam into the ship, where they join the others, including Maroon, and devise a plot to undo all the damage Zorento has already done to the multiverse. However, a missile launched by Zorento completely dismantles the ship.

Zorento finally crosses paths with Black in the rubble of the stolen ship, and begins to siphon Black's soul, until the Immortals interfere. However, just as they are almost easily defeated and resumes stealing Black's soul, the Animator himself takes action using whiteboard markers and an eraser. Zorento pulls the Animator into the whiteboard to deal more damage to him. The Animator only manages to chip off one of Zorento's horns, bringing Zorento to pummel him out of the whiteboard and wound him with a makeshift spear made from the Animator's markers. Zorento finally siphons Black's soul and banishes the stick figures and Immortals to an alternate universe.

Pink loses her temper with Maroon after she had lost Black, and their scuffle leads to the pair reverting back to their old looks. Orange stops the two from arguing and asks the team to come up with a plan to get back to their universe. They are caught off guard by Wild West versions of the stick figures, but the group allies with them after learning that they had also lost their Black to Zorento. The Wild West stick figures lead them to a broken-down ship, and hotwire it, allowing them to travel to other universes and recruit their multiversal counterparts. Meanwhile, Horox, now bearing a form designed by @eemf2069, shares his true intentions with Zorento, ultimately betraying him and stealing the soul-siphoning gauntlet. Horox now holds the power to control the multiverse, but still wants the satisfaction of stealing all of Black's souls, reviving them and building an army of Horox pawns to battle them.

Before Black and his alternate variations are defeated, the stick figures return to his universe to unleash their multiversal army. Furious, Horox fights Black on his own, but the Animator re-enters the whiteboard to take him on, slowly winning in the process before Horox can take him down. The Immortals try to help out and hold Horox down, but are unsuccessful. An angry Horox deduces that if he cannot claim the multiverse with only Black's souls, then he will claim it with everyone else's. Just as he begins to siphon Pink's soul, Black uses Orange's marker to slice Horox in half, saving his girlfriend and the multiverse. The stick figures bow down to the Animator, but he stops them and instead bows down to them, along with the Immortals, the multiversal army, and a now-rejuvenated Zorento, now deciding to give up his power and undo all the damage. A week later, the stick figures are reunited, partying inside of Black's home and celebrating their victory as the broken-down ship leaves their universe.

In a post-credits scene, the stick figures continue to party, and Orange notices Black proposing to Pink.

## Cast (via archival voice-over audio)

* Tobey Maguire, Bradley Cooper, and Oscar Isaac as Black
	+ John Boyega as Wild West Black
* Billy Dee Williams as Orange
* Chris Hemsworth as Pink and Zuse
* Lou Ferigno and Shirley Henderson as Maroon
* Chris Pratt as Zuse and Zorento
* Josh Brolin as Zorento and Horox
* James Spader, Kurt Russell, Alfred Molina, and Jack McBrayer as Horox

## Trivia

Shortly after concluding All Is Unwell, Wade released a TikTok video of Black and Pink's wedding as a follow-up to the series' post-credits scene.

Audio from Marvel Studios' Avengers: Infinity War, the Call of Duty: Ghosts trailer, "Blitzkrieg Bop" by Ramones, "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark" by Fall Out Boy, a "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" cover by Marilyn Manson, an "As the World Caves In" cover by Sarah Cathron, Marvel Studios' Thor: Ragnarok, Marvel Studios' Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Marvel Studios' Avengers: Age of Ultron, Star Wars: the Rise of Skywalker, Spider-Man 2, Despicable Me, Marvel Studios' Avengers: Endgame, "Head Up" by The Score, the Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, and "Levitating" by Dua Lipa were used for several scenes in the series.