Super Monkey Ball Adventure

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# Super Monkey Ball Adventure

Super Monkey Ball Adventure is a video game where you play as monkeys (SUPER monkeys, if you will) inside their fancy lil balls (SUPER balls, if you will) (MONKEY BALLS, if you will) (SUPER MONKEY BALLS, if you will) as they go on a globe-trotting adventure (a SUPER MONKEY BALL adventure, if you will). You roll around, destabalize the local ecology by overpredating the native banana population, cast magic spells such as "big punch", and get wrapped up in a plot to steal the sun. I'm not kidding.

# Characters

## AiAi

he's the leader of the bunch! you know him well! he's finally back! to unleash hell! HUH!

AiAi is the closest thing the Monkey Ball Mercenaries have to a leader, though he is far from the game's protagonist (all monkeys are only aware of morality insofar as they are able to willingly enact cruelty and evil unto the world). He uses his overwhelming charisma and vampire powers to plant mind-controlling "flesh buds" in the foreheads of his minions, reshaping their will as he sees fit and turning them into pawns in his continuing quest to rid the world of the Joestar bloodline once and for all.

Following the events of Super Monkey Ball 3: Potassium Crusaders, however, AiAi has finally been rid of his unholy powers once and for all, so he's back to being a normal monkey in this one. His monkey minions are still loyal to his cause even without his flesh buds, though GonGon is no longer able to utilize his infamous "Apeshit Chariot" ability.

As the game's posterboy, AiAi's stats are perfectly balanced and even across the board, making him a great all-arounder.

### Controversey

AiAi is personally responsible for the death of Robby Fregosi's mentor, Gabriel Newell (no not that one). Because of this, many people have attempted to "cancel" AiAi, and Robby has sworn vengeance upon AiAi and all of the Monkey Ball Mercenaries.

## GonGon

GonGon is the powerhouse bruiser of the Monkey Ball Mercenaries, using his mighty ape strength when out of the ball to brutalize anyone who stands in his way. However, he is also the only member of the Monkey Ball Mercenaries to demonstrate having a moral compass, as he frequently grapples with the guilt he carries from the innocent blood he has spilt. This moral struggle may be the only thing holding him back from unleashing the Satsui No Monke, a fighting technique capable of destroying and consuming the very soul of its victims. He also plays trombone.

With his powerful stature, GonGon's stats are perfectly balanced and even across the board, making him a great all-arounder.

## MeeMee

At first glance, MeeMee would appear to be just an ordinary monkey. However, she secretly harbors a wellspring of demonic power in her fell-scarred soul, and has the highest confirmed kill count of all the Monkey Ball Mercenaries. Born to a genius inventor and a mighty warlock, MeeMee used every last cent of her parents' considerable wealth to enhance her body, mind, and soul beyond that of even the strongest monkey. With her seemingly endless list of cyborg upgrades, genetic mutations, paramilitary training and equipment, fiendish spells, and otherworldly powers, MeeMee sees herself as the ultimate being, and the only thing stopping her from destroying all life as we know it is the misguided notion that she can become even stronger. As long as she believes there is yet more power to be gained, MeeMee's Sisyphean quest is all that prevents our world from being plunged into darkness.

Thanks to her innumerable enhancements, MeeMee's stats are perfectly balanced and even across the board, making her a great all-arounder.

## Baby

Baby's a fucking time traveler from the future, and I'm not kidding this time. He's from the future. Fucking. Time baby. Whadda hell.

Oh, and he's still a mercenary. They're all mercenaries. The Monkey Ball Mercenaries. Time traveling future mercenary infant. Still in diapers.

Due being an unfathomable being from a time far beyond, we cannot truly know anything about Baby, for if he were to tell us, the resulting paradox would consume all. The only thing we do know is that his stats are perfectly balanced and even across the board, making him a great all-arounder.

# Story

The Monkey Ball Mercenaries are contracted by the local monarch to use their magic spells and insatiable bloodlust to travel across the monkey globe and assassinate several of the king's main political rivals. However, due to AiAi's poor stenography skills, the mercs insteadgo about trying to kill EVERYONE.

# Acquisition by B23

Following the acquisition of Sega by B23 Shipwreck Studios, B23 currently holds the rights to Super Monkey Ball Adventure, and by extent, the entire Super Monkey Ball franchise. It is unclear at this time whether the studio has any plans for the franchise, such as inclusion in the famous Shipwreck Universe. According to rumors among the studio's interns{{Citation Needed}}, rogue writers have been secretly developing a spec script under the working title "Super Monkey Ball Adventure 2 Battle DX", including the return of fan-favorite characters FazFaz and SanSans, who are otherwise unused and scrapped characters which only appear in early concept art.

When asked about future plans for the series, Flynn responded, "What? I didn't buy Sega, we don't fuck around with those stupid kiddie toys. What the fuck are you talking about? The fuck is a monkey ball? Get out of my office. [REDACTED], call security, I want these dipshits out of my studio NOW." He then took back the complimentary coffee given to the interviewer, took a sip, and then threw it into their face.

Series creator Toshihiro Nagoshi was unavailable for comment.

# Trivia

Gongon makes a guest appearance in the Guilty Gear franchise, appearing as a hidden boss in Guilty Gear Strive's story mode, which is strange considering how said game's story mode quite literally does not have gameplay.

Certain copies of the Playstation 2 version of the game came packaged with a dime bag of pure Colombian cocaine, as a promotion for Scarface (1983).

AiAi's favorite food is chili dogs.

Baby comes from a Quiverfull family.