Spaghetti on Ichor V? Send us the bill!

Hiddenlich \*In a cargo freighter traveling to Ichor V Crew Member: MAY I SING THIS ONE MORE TIME

* A Few Crew Members: WHISKEY! MY DARLING! HO! WHISKEY DOWN THE THROAT WE CHUG! WHISKEY FOR MY DARLING HO!
* 4:45 ArmageddongeeITA Armageddon is segretely on the freighter
* 4:45 Hiddenlich \*Jason wakes up in hand cuffs and foot chains
* Crew Member 2: AND FOR THE SAKE OF THE LORD OF SUGAR! 4:45 ArmageddongeeITA Armageddon: (Uh, they shout so loud.)
* 4:45 Hiddenlich A Few Crew Members: WAY FOR DE CUBA! WAY DOWN TO CUBA!
* 4:48ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Cuba? I thought we were going to Ichor V.
* 4:49Beckitten27Beck: i'm so confused right now
* 4:49Hiddenlich\*A case of whiskey is thrown at the wall
* Jason: Oh no, not this place again...
* 4:50Beckitten27Beck: why am i even here?
* 4:50HiddenlichObnoxious Crew Member: \*Stereotypical British Accent\* HEY BOSS! OUR TEA MATE JUST WOKE UP!
* 4:51TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I'M SO CONFUSED. I'LL JUST DO WHAT I LOVE
* 4:51HiddenlichCrew Member: LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER!
* 4:51ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...How much will this trip take?
* 4:51TheEnderGamerPapyrus takes out some spaghetti and eats it
* 4:51Hiddenlich????: We are close to the-
* \*The ship vibrates rapidly
* 4:52TheEnderGamerPapyrus: HUH?
* 4:52Hiddenlich????: Correction: We are in the magnetic field
* 4:53Beckitten27Beck: what's even going on?
* 4:53HiddenlichObnoxious Crew Member: OH SH\*T WATSON! OUR CRUMPET GOT CAUGHT IN THE WASHING MACHINE!
* 4:53TheEnderGamerPapyrus: MAGNETIC FIELD?
* 4:53HiddenlichCrew Member 3: Sit down. You're too drunk to be talking in a runic code
* 4:54Beckitten27Beck: i just want to go home
* 4:55ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: What is gonna happen now?
* 4:55Hiddenlich\*The vibrations escalate into greater tremors
* 4:55TheEnderGamerPapyrus looks worried
* 4:55Hiddenlich????: It's only fitting we crash into the planet.
* 4:56TheEnderGamerPapyrus: PLANET?!
* 4:56Hiddenlich????: Escape pods will just explode on breaching the atmosphere
* 4:56TheEnderGamerPapyrus: CRASH?!
* 4:56Beckitten27Beck: i don't want to die!
* 4:56ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh... i survived a lot of more terrible things, why not this?
* 4:56ADgeeSans teleports into the plane,along with Papyrus and Beck (he tries)
* 4:56Hiddenlich\*What plane?
* 4:57Beckitten27planet
* 4:57Hiddenlich????: \*To Beck\* Then sit tight. You may want to use that bucket I gave you when we boarded this hunk of junk
* 4:57Beckitten27it was a typo
* Beck: ok
* 4:57Hiddenlich\*Teleportation won't work
* 4:57ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: So... we're gonna crash?
* 4:58Hiddenlich\*The crew members continue to party, even though the freighter is now entering the atmosphere of an uncharted planet
* ????: I am afraid so, my friend.
* 4:58ADgeeSinley was seen sliping away
* 4:58Beckitten27beck: why are people partying when we're all going to die?
* 4:59Hiddenlich????: You wouldn't believe what forces have been manipulated to create a secure environment
* ????: \*To Beck\* They're drunk.
* 4:59Beckitten27Beck: that makes sense
* 5:00Hiddenlich\*The captain is passed out over the bar counter, sliding down as the ship rotates
* 5:00ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Mphf. A crash land will not be enough to kill me...
* 5:00Hiddenlich????: Now that's the spirit....
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 5:01ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Do we have an escape pod or something like that?
* Hello finn
* 5:01Finn168719Hello
* 5:01TheEnderGamerHeyo
* 5:01Beckitten27hi finn!
* 5:01ADgeeSinley is set on fire due to the atmoshphere
* hi
* 5:01Beckitten27Beck: i hope it all works out
* 5:01TheEnderGamerPapyrus is cowering
* 5:01ADgeei finally got Paint.net @Finn
* 5:02Finn168719Ok
* 5:02Hiddenlich????: As I said before, escape pods will just explode on breaching the atmosphere
* \*Jason yells
* 5:02ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: So it's... just a question of luck?
* 5:03Hiddenlich????: More of karma than luck, but you can say that
* 5:03ArmageddongeeITA
* Armageddon: Oh, if it's for that i'm more than dead. \*He jumps off the ship\*
* Armageddon: (Almighty Defender of Leaxia... protect me.)
* 5:04Beckitten27Beck: why did he just jump off the ship?
* 5:05Hiddenlich????: Pessimism.
* ????: A crash landing is not too-
* 5:05TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD IN ALL MY LIFE! (pretty much true, he's kind and nice and stuff)
* 5:05Hiddenlich\*The freighter crashes into the ground, and parts of it explode
* 5:05ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Looks like i survived. heh.
* 5:05Hiddenlich\*36 minutes later
* 5:06ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: How many survivors are there?
* 5:06Hiddenlich\*???? climbs out of the wreckage
* ????: There are three more where that came from
* 5:07TheEnderGamerPapyrus is curled up in a ball
* 5:07Hiddenlich????: \*Shouting down a hole\* Does anyone need help climbing up here?
* 5:07TheEnderGamerPapyrus: IS THIS HEAVEN?
* 5:07ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uhm. Okay. \*To Papyrus\* Uh, you're alive, buddy.
* 5:07Beckitten27Beck: why is it that no matter what insane situation i get in i somehow survive?
* 5:07TheEnderGamerPapyrus: YAY! \*gets up and climbs out\*
* 5:07Hiddenlich???? looks at the blood red sun
* 5:08ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon just walljumps until the top
* 5:08Hiddenlich????: ...
* 5:08ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Is this your home planet, Famine?
* 5:08Hiddenlich\*Famine runs off into the distance
* 5:08ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon tries to follow him
* 5:08TheEnderGamerPapyrus: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
* 5:08Finn168719There are five Cyropods containing Proto-Fakeinns (Finn168719versian), which the cyropods opens, waking them up
* 5:09TheEnderGamerPapyrus: WHO ARE YOU?
* 5:09ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Follow me, skeleton, and i'll tell you something about it.
* 5:09TheEnderGamerPapyrus follows Armageddon
* 5:09HiddenlichProto-Fakeinn 4: Johnny boy, where's my whiskey?
* 5:10Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: Brother, we don't have whiskey.
* 5:10ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: This planet is home to strange creatures named Humunculi
* 5:10HiddenlichProto-Fakeinn looks up through the cracks of the cryobay
* 5:10TheEnderGamerPapyrus: INTRESTING... WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?
* 5:10HiddenlichProto-Fakeinn 4: Crash protocol... \*\*\*\*!
* 5:10ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Some of them represent sins, others don't. I don't know much about them, but they were my mortal enemies once.
* 5:10TheEnderGamerPapyrus: HUH.
* 5:10ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uhm... you remember Famine, right? That mysterious guy? Yeah, like him.
* 5:11TheEnderGamerPapyrus: OH, OK.
* 5:11Hiddenlich\*Famine is now no longer in sight
* 5:11ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...Where has he gone. We had a deal... \*sighs\*
* 5:11Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: And we're away from our home Multiverse...
* 5:11HiddenlichProto-Fakeinn 4: I see we were transported away from the homeland
* \*Nevermind
* Proto-Fakeinn 4: Has Master Finn abandoned us like Prisoner Zero?
* 5:12Beckitten27beck: i'm confused
* 5:12Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: Huh?
* Proto-Fakeinn 2: We all share the same name as Finn!
* 5:13ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: This place's inhabitants are very strong. Beware, they can be dangerous.
* 5:13Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: And we're going to need a weapon.
* 5:13HiddenlichProto-Fakeinn 4: \*Facepalm\* Let me rephrase that. Has Father Finnn abandoned us like Prisoner Zero
* 5:13Beckitten27Beck: thank you for telling me so i can avoid trouble
* 5:13Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: We don't have a father.
* 5:13ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon searchs for Famine
* 5:13Hiddenlich\*Something is climbing down the tree
* Proto-Fakeinn 4: The original one?
* 5:14Finn168719The Proto-Fakeinn 2: And we're just created by talking shapeshifting dogs.
* 5:14ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon looks at it
* He approaches it
* Armageddon: Who are you?
* 5:14Hiddenlich\*It is a large, white furred creature
* 5:14ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Let me correct. What are you?
* 5:15Hiddenlich
* \*Imagine that but with fur
* Arctic Ice Hound: RAHHHHH!!!
* 5:15ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon takes his crossbow and shoots at it an explosive arrow
* 5:15Finn168719The Proto-Fakeinns resembled exactly like the Anime Finn
* 5:16Hiddenlich\*It claws Armageddon after taking a huge blow to the side
* 5:16Beckitten27Beck tries to hide
* 5:16ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon dodges
* 5:16HiddenlichProto-Fakeinn 4: The original. The one who's DNA was copied and reconfigured into us?
* \*It charges Armageddon
* 5:17ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Like the greatest warrior of Leaxia would lose to such an inferior creature...!
* Armageddon takes out his shield and defends
* 5:17Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: He may not be aware of us.
* 5:18TheEnderGamerPapyrus just eats spaghetti
* 5:18Beckitten27Beck: it figures i ended up in a place where everything is easily capable of killing me.
* 5:19ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: (Everyone seems to not care about this creature. The skeleton is eating, the girl runs away and the finn clones are talking. Maybe it just isn't dangerous.)
* 5:19Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: But the Simonese are responsible for killing most of our brothers and he is unable to send his army to attack the Simonese since the treaty will be broken.
* 5:19TheEnderGamerPapyrus: WHO ARE THE SIMONESE?
* 5:20ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: One day, i'll become so strong that people will call me a god. \*Sighs\* And i need that.... maybe those gems.
* 5:20Hiddenlich\*The arctic ice hound explodes
* \*Blood and guts are splattered all over Armageddon
* 5:20ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon cleans himself, and even drinks some blood
* 5:20Finn168719The Proto-Fakeinns leave the cyropod and grabs some firearms they can find
* 5:20ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Bleah, horrible. I prefer human blood.
* 5:21TheEnderGamerPapyrus: YOU SAVAGE!
* 5:21Beckitten27Beck: is it safe to come out now?
* 5:21ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Yes, you can
* Armageddon: \*To Papyrus\* You're safe, you don't even have blood.
* 5:22Finn168719The Proto-Fakeinns leave the ship and bumps into Armageddon
* 5:22Hiddenlich\*This man approaches Armageddon from a bush
* 5:22TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I KNOW, BUT MY BEST FRIEND IS A HUMAN!
* 5:22Hiddenlichhttps://40.media.tumblr.com/944f409ce5d56e6ddf3786cb8a29da31/tumblr\_mnfeahtVnj1r0b6zbo1\_500.jpg
* 5:22Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 1: Who are you?
* 5:22TheEnderGamerPapyrus: WELL, OTHER THEN MY BROTHER OF COURSE.
* 5:22Beckitten27beck steps out of hiding
* 5:22HiddenlichProto-Fakeinn 4: Do you have alcohol?
* 5:22Beckitten27Beck: sorry for hiding, i just didn't want to get killed
* 5:23ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I'm Armageddon, great warrior of Leax-IAAAAAH! A NATIVE AMERICAN!
* 5:23Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 1: ...
* 5:23HiddenlichVillager: Welcome to Ichor V
* 5:23Beckitten27Beck: hi
* 5:23HiddenlichVillager: Are you traders?
* 5:23Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 1: And i'm FM-345.
* 5:24TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I CAN GIVE YOU SPAGHETTI IF YOU LIKE
* 5:24Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 2: And i'm FM-719.
* 5:24ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I am a warrior, a friend of mine is from this planet.
* 5:24HiddenlichVillager: Splendid!
* Pickleodeon has left the chat.
* 5:24HiddenlichVillager: Who is your friend's name?
* 5:24Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 3: I am.... FM-323.
* 5:24ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I do not know if it's sure to say it.... but his name is Famine.
* 5:25Finn168719Proto-Fakeinn 5: I'm just FM-168.
* 5:25HiddenlichVillager: ...
* 5:25Beckitten27Beck: i'm beck.
* 5:25HiddenlichVillager: What kind of name is "Famine"?
* 5:25ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I don't know. I just know he was from this place.
* 5:25HiddenlichVillager: Hmm
* 5:25Beckitten27Beck: i'm pretty average
* 5:25TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! \*does this pose http://img14.deviantart.net/b589/i/2015/309/1/c/undertale\_\_papyrus\_sprite\_by\_thepixelater-d9flw76.jpg
* 5:25HiddenlichVillager: Let me take you to the city
* 5:26ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Cool pose, Papyrus!
* Armageddon: Okay, thanks.
* 5:26TheEnderGamerPapyrus: THANK YOU!
* 5:26Beckitten27Beck: don't go without me!
* 5:27Finn168719 A group of Simonese soldiers are seen in the distance
* 5:27Beckitten27Beck: i don't like being alone in unfamiliar places
* 5:27TheEnderGamerPapyrus: CAN I GO?
* 5:27ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Why are there useless mentally disabled military units there?
* 5:27Finn168719FM-168: AAAH! A SIMONESE SOLDIER!
* 5:27ArmageddongeeITA(wait, what is Simon from?)
* 5:27HiddenlichXD
* 5:27Finn168719The Simonese soldiers started shooting at the group, but they are horrible at aiming
* Causing the group to be unharmed due to Stormtrooper-esque aiming
* 5:28Hiddenlich\*The villager shoots his compressed grenade launcher at a Simonese soldier
* 5:28ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon shoots some explosie arrows with the crossbow, annoyed by the simoneses
* 5:28Beckitten27Beck: i don't feel like bothering them
* 5:28Finn168719The Proto-Fakeinns started shooting at the Simonese
* 5:28TheEnderGamerPapyrus does not attack
* 5:29Beckitten27Beck: but they're so weak that i could if i actually wanted to
* 5:29ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: You ain't fighting, skeleton?
* 5:29Finn168719The Simonese Soldiers later died off by the group
* 5:30TheEnderGamerPapyrus: THEY MUST BE GOOD AT HEART!
* 5:30ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: What do you mean?
* 5:30HiddenlichVillager: Filthy colonists.
* 5:30Beckitten27Beck: they're probably just too dumb to be evil
* 5:30TheEnderGamerLet me just quote the Undertale wiki on this
* "He is extremely optimistic and innocent, as shown on a Genocide run when he continues to believe the protagonist is good at heart, even as the protagonist attacks and ultimately kills him. "
* 5:30ArmageddongeeITAOh, that!
* 5:30Finn168719FM-168: Yea right, like they killed most of my brothers.
* 5:31Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry to hear thet
* 5:31TheEnderGamerPapyrus: THEY WERE PROBABLY FORCED OR WERE JUST SCARED!
* 5:31Beckitten27\*that
* 5:31ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: If you think so. Well, you know, a warrior like you should always be ready for battle.
* 5:31Finn168719FM-168: Oh well, they are animals...
* FM-168: AND WE'RE FIGHTING A GROUP OF ANIMALS THAT TRIED TO SHOOT US DOWN!
* 5:32ArmageddongeeITAlooks like from a SMV
* 5:32HiddenlichVillager: They have been trying to disassemble out city and turn it into a living factory
* 5:32Beckitten27Beck: let's continue on our way
* 5:33TheEnderGamerHe made it in Gmod
* 5:33Beckitten27Beck: we can talk about how dumb the Simonese are later
* 5:33TheEnderGamerPapyrus: THEY PROBABLY JUST ATTACKED CUZ THEY WERE CONFUSED!
* 5:34ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, let's move to the city by the way.
* 5:34HiddenlichVillager: I agree. Let's just head to the city.
* 5:34TheEnderGamerPapyrus: LEAD THE WAY!
* 5:34Hiddenlich\*The villager leads the group out of the forest and into the grasslands
* 5:34Finn168719The Proto-Fakeinns started heading to the city
* Oh wait
* Nvm'
* 5:36Hiddenlich\*The city can be seen from two miles away
* 5:38ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: What's this city's name?
* 5:38Beckitten27Beck: we're getting close!
* 5:38HiddenlichVillager: It is the Village of the Red Sunset
* 5:39ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Sounds cool.
* 5:40Beckitten27Beck: that's a nice name
* IAMFREEGEE has joined the chat.
* 5:40TheEnderGamerPapyrus: INDEED
* 5:41Hiddenlich\*The city has aspects of a pre-industrialized society, and of a futuristic society
* 5:41ArmageddongeeITAhi
* 5:41IAMFREEGEEHi
* 5:41TheEnderGamerHeyo
* 5:41Hiddenlich
* 5:41ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh, i'll buy something.... well, actually i haven't any money,
* 5:41Beckitten27hi!
* Beck: what's the currency here?
* 5:42HiddenlichNative American: Barter.
* 5:43TheEnderGamerPapyrus: WHAT'S BARTER?
* 5:43ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: BUTTER!
* 5:43HiddenlichNative American: We have a very simple trade system. You give something in return for something else. However, there are a few spots that will also accept credits.
* Native American such as the weapons dealer over there.
* 5:44ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Oh, cool. \*Looks at himself\* Uh, i only have weapons.
* 5:44Hiddenlich
* \*That is the weapon's dealer
* 5:44Beckitten27Beck: that makes sense
* 5:44TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I HAVE SPAGHETTI AND BONES
* IAMFREEGEE has left the chat.
* 5:44HiddenlichIthorian Weapons Dealer: \*Makes loud communicative noises\*
* 5:45TheEnderGamerPapyrus: UH, DOES THIS PLACE HAVE WI-FI?
* Papyrus: ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND
* 5:45ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I think no, COOLSKELETON96
* 5:46TheEnderGamerPapyrus takes a selfie in front of the city and uploads it onto a website saying "ON ANOTHER PLANET! #EXTRATERSETRIAL"
* (he has a data plan )
* 5:46ArmageddongeeITA(LOL)
* Armageddon likes it
* 5:46Finn168719A Simonese Star destroyer was seen in the distance with the simonese tie fighters coming out ofit
* out of it\*
* 5:47ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh, again those freaks?
* 5:47TheEnderGamerAlphys comments on it saying "LOL you'd never get in space"
* 5:47HiddenlichVillager: 3, 2, 1...
* 5:47TheEnderGamerPapyrus replies saying "NO IT'S REAL!"
* 5:47Hiddenlich\*The main cruiser is shot out of the sky, and an EMP disables the TIE fighters
* 5:47Finn168719The TIE fighters crashs into the terrains
* crashes\*
* 5:48TheEnderGamerAlphys replies saying "wait i saw you get on that ship... OMG YOU'RE IN SPACE I'M SO JEALOUS!!!!! :O"
* Alphys likes the pictures
* \*picture
* 5:48Beckitten27Beck: wait, why are the Simonese trying to attack? oh wait, they do that all the time
* 5:50ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I guess they're not very good at it, to fail against a pre-industrialized society.
* 5:50Beckitten27Beck: so why are we here in the city?
* Beck: also, they're idiots
* 5:51ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I think to rest? We've just crash landed.
* 5:52Beckitten27Beck: i don't even know where to do so
* Beck: also i tend to be nervous in new locations
* 5:52ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh, you're always so much in tension. We're not gonna die.
* 5:53TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I THINK I'LL JUST SIT DOWN AND EAT. ANYONE WANNA HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI WITH ME?
* Sans likes Papyrus's picture
* 5:54ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I WANNA!
* 5:55TheEnderGamerPapyrus: COME SIT HERE WITH ME!
* 5:55Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry that i tend to be nervous
* 5:55ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon sits near Papyrus happily
* 5:56TheEnderGamerPapyrus brings out two plates of spaghetti and two forks
* Papyrus starts eating the spaghetti he made
* 5:56ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon eats some, too, he's really hungry
* 5:56Beckitten27Beck: i really need to relax
* 5:58ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uhm, you know, it's not that hard.
* 5:58TheEnderGamerPapyrus: WELL? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
* 5:59ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: \*Sort of disgusted face, tries to smile\* Uh, they're not bad...
* 5:59TheEnderGamerPapyrus: \*makes that kawaii anime face\* REALLY?