Quotes

*You can expand this list by adding memorable quotes from streams!*

"who, me? i'm just a little cat girl!" - mags

"haha, beeeeee :)" - rj

"much like a vampire, i too am allergic to a wooden stake through the heart, i never really understood that one!" - dean

"catboy polycule <3" - rj

"a bed? but mommy loves me most" - rj
"eat, don't eat, i don't give a fuck!" - dean, as a catboy

"eat, don't eat, i don't give a fuck!" - dean, as a catboy

"relatable moment when you eat spicy food and lick your own asshole, ouch!" - dean.
"where do you wanna go when pizza's there? where do you wanna go when games are there? where do you wanna go when there's an... animatronic catboy? come on down to catboy freddy fazcats" - cat

"where do you wanna go when pizza's there? where do you wanna go when games are there? where do you wanna go when there's an... animatronic catboy? come on down to catboy freddy fazcats" - cat

"what are they teaching you in catboy school??????" - cat

"my plea is simple... i didn't do it." - estelle being sus

“water dry as fuck” - fuck

“You can take a break, I’m gonna go scoop the crack” - mamacat

"slommy

you don't have to        night

rox          you don't

light" - dean

"you can't keep burning the candle at both ends, dean, too much slommy! you've covered the candle in slommy!!" - cat

“i’m only interested in making things that are funny. so this sheep has a gun…” - dean

“come say hi to the wife and kids. the wife being [roommate] and the kids being his personalities.” - dean

"walmarts men section be having so much sex" - dean

"this is my jokerification." - cat, when dean had no fucking clue how to work her computer

“oh my god, christmas crocs. i want them. they look like sweaters. and they’re fur lined, fuck yeah.” - mamacat

"this was not a miracle, this was a curse." - cat, about ghost's Bamboo Shenanigans

"why did covid take away g-d's prettiest angels? FUCK" - dean, of course

"i do get gender envy, because i see italian pizza boys with fluffy hair and i want that" - dean (lightly paraphrased)

(absolutely fucking bass boosted and crunchy) "***DEAN***" - cat

"tell it to bestie over there, can't fuckin get it either" - cat

"ay ma, you a tapeworm? you tryna rearrange my guts?" - dean

"while i do rearrange guts, i also have the possibility of causing severe neurological damage"- dean, as the tapeworm

"couldn't help but notice that you have no hair on your sweater babe. who's this bald bitch we're fucking?" - dean

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO FRED." - cat

“I’m peeing in your bed.... wait- your bathroom” - dean, then proceeding to fall onto the floor

“goodnight, Big the Cat. go watch some game grumps and remember your roots” - maggy leaving cat's room

“It’s like lego dark mode except i can’t see” - cat

"i have been put in a situation that i cannot get out of without hurting somebody's feelings." - cat

"hey gang? you've pinged your last pong." - rj

"that was more scientifically accurate though- i'm gonna bang this on the ground now" - cat

"dean's guzzling balls, chat" - cat

"hold on your mom's on top of me" - dean

"oh i'm about to kill your mom, hold on" - dean

"oh, shooba derby!" - estelle

"quick some times cats piss" - rj

"Yall suckp" - dean

"i don't know why i'm daddy warbucks," - dean

"your milk consumption logic does not make sense..." - rj

"i'm lactose intolerant, i shouldn't be chiming in on the milk discourse." - rj

"sloppy toppy is your undoing." - cat

"can we be honest with ourselves, just a little hony?" - dean

"dean, get your head in the game, i know you're thinking about the panty raid." - cat

"us chucklefucks might've ruined the moment," - dean again

"eating kids is keto" - dean, unfortunately.

"like arby's, we have the meats" - cat

"whoever redeems snackie time gets head, because that's dinner. ...is that a no-no?" - dean

"max would eat his young" - dean

"we need to control these balls." - estelle

"master has given dobby a gun ball! dobby is cracked!" - estelle, again.

"y'all know what a sea slug looks like?" - cat

"y'all ever seen a snail but NAKED and AQUATIC?" - dean

"something about his ethically-sourced human skin jacket doesn't seem so ethical!" - dean

"dean is build different, she's build out of old scraps of garfield comics. like papier mache" - mio

"if i die on the pavement, move me into the grass so the mushrooms can eat me" - bigcat

"i'll eat you i'm a mushroom" - mags

"I love my major, because I literally had an assignment that featured a Great Egret and I then went outside and saw a Great Egret" - estelle

"me too estelle except the assignment was about cluster b personality disorders and i just looked in the mirror" - mio

"if im gonna get banned, its gonna be for streaming sonic cartoons goddammit!"- cat

"hold on, i'm transing your gender" - cat, adding gray's pronouns on discord

"you know what? i dont like you. \*crusts your uncrustable\*" - rj

"You didnt hear a thing about a damn thing" - cat

"git up, ya gotta git yer mornin soda!" - cat

"i literally just made two pipebombs." - nova

"IN THE GAME, IN THE GAME." - cat

"these are my babies, chonko and fuckass, i found them in the trash and i love them more than life itself." - cat

"you're a liar and a gaslighter and a gatekeepter but I won't do you the satisfaction of calling you a girlboss" - cat to ghost

"if i put the disk in my mouth and put my tooth on the groove and spin it do you think i could hear the music in my head?" - cat

"do you wanna come over and have a fried egg?" - cat

"I dont respect any god." - dean

"be a robot fucker for...science..." - draco

"i believe you should try everything once except for heroin" - cat

"I can see colors! wait no- I can smell colors!" - cat

"Deans survival log. Day 1: I miss my friends, Day 2: Fuck my friends. Day 3: I miss them more now" - dean

"baby you don't even know the amount of improvisational skills i don't have." - dean

"yes and! :D" - cat

"we're tunneling because it makes me feel safe. and when i feel safe i am able to be productive. when i feel unsafe i scream and i cry and i shit and i piss all over the walls." - cat

"cat doesn't surround themself with "yes men", she surrounds herself with people who absolutely hate her guts and what she does" - dean

"im a cute little cat girl, oh my god my mic is unmuted."- cat

"how would you rate that piss?" - cat

"4/10 cuz i do have that uti i was talking about" - dean

“Death is just your skeleton hatching” - rj

"it's like watching a newborn try to walk" - cat, about rj

“Ah shit we gotta turn around I left the car keys at home” - dean, while driving

“Cowboys in love

Cowboy cock in a cowboy ass fit like a glove

Cowboy sex

Cowboy A learned Bs favorite dinosaur was a T-rex

Cowboy handy

After some anonymous greetings cowboy A was finally introduced as cowboy Randy

Cowboy kiss

Cowboy B shot Randy but luckily he did miss

Cowboy handshake

Randy sobbed and thought it all was fake

Cowboy glance

Fraizer, Cowboy B, thought their sordid times were nothing but happenstance” - dean, right off the dome

“this is good driving into a cement wall music \*floors it\*" - dean

"congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs!" - dean

“I forgot we were streaming because this is actually just how we talk and I was about to call you a sloppy c-word” - dean

"ough, my hoe" - cat

"The real tampon was the friendships we made along the way" - cat

“What if i get a sugar daddy? What then?” - cat

“You don’t like boys” - MamaCat

“That doesn’t mean I don’t like money, mother.” - cat

 “These legs go all the way up” - cat

“This leg is gonna go all the way up your ass” - MamaCat

"i was feeling so so spiteful that day." - julian

"WHAT DID I EVEN DO?" - cat

"i don't know, but you did something." - julian

"fuck me up buttercup, i'm going in" - tommy

"i'm gonna win this through the power of love and romance." - cat

"dumbfuckery. tomfoolery, if you will." - cat

"expect the worst at all points in time, this is true." - cat

"i have been given a bomb and i plan to use it very unwisely." - julian

"look at me in my autistic little eyes." - julian

"you wouldn't shoot a puppy, would you?" - julian

"YES, I WOULD." - cat

"there's this one river in egypt." - julian

"gongaga?" - tommy

"...the nile." - julian

"when i'm sitting being silly, it's more like front porch sitting. i got my sweet tea, i got my orange juice-" - cat

"i thought you were gonna say like, that guy sitting on his front porch with a 9 millimeter" - julian

"well i was gonna say that too, "but most importantly i got one of these"" - cat

"i'm gonna walk over here."

"i fell off."

"don't worry i'm gonna do it again." - cat

"florida is just a special breed of southern" - mio

"yeah, we're the aquatic variety" - cat

"actually it's called the scp class keter." - julian

"huh? what did you just call me?" - cat

"don't worry, his autistic ass likes architecture" - tommy