The Retarded Adventure

**The Retarded Adventure** is a random script for DRD created by TheVoidofDrawings, and takes place in the earlier seasons.

## Synopsis

The Retard Gang go on an epic quest to find treasure... so they can pay the bills.

## Cast

* TheVoidofDrawings as Void
* Christian Higdon as Chris
* TheGreatDimentio as Dimentio
* sand as Sand
* Bowserboy44 as Bazz
* I'm Angry as Angry
* QuotePuro as Quote
* GoCommitDi as Commit
* Sharoff0105 as Sharoff
* Mr.Mystery 64 as Mystery

## Trivia

* Void tried his best to write everyone correctly, so excuse him if it's bad.

## Transcript

(We open on the cul-de-sac of Nunya, Beeznees, of which has 10 houses. Each are specifically colored after the residents themselves. One of them, however, seems to be occupied with the most people, that being the green one. We zoom into the inside of that house)

(10 people were sharing the large couch as they watched the TV, them being **Void**, **Chris**, **Dimentio**, **Sand**, **Bazz**, **Angry**, **Quote**, **Commit**, **Sharoff** and **Mystery** respectively. **Void** sat in the middle and was the owner of the house. He had the remote in his lap as he watched the TV with the others. The TV showed an action movie with a militaristic warrior shooting down several zombies with fish bowls on their heads with an Assault Rifle)

**Void:** Woah...

**Commit:** This movie kicks ass!

**Chris:** YOU kick ass! BOOSH! (He held his hand up and looked at Dimentio, wanting a high-five)

**Dimentio:** Great insult, dumbass.

**Chris:** Thank you! (He sat there, prideful) ...Hey, wait a second-

(The TV then exploded before everyone's very eyes. They were all saddened except for Void, who was incredibly shocked)

**Void:** WHAT THE FUCK?!

**Sand:** This movie sucks. (He ate popcorn) Can we change the channel?

**Angry:** IT JUST BLEW UP! (Flames could be seen generating on Angry's back)

**Quote:** Uh... why?

**Sharoff:** I dunno about you guys, but that movie was really cool with the toy guns and everything!

**Bazz:** With my detective skills, I can say that...

(Everything turned black and white as Bazz gained a serious face)

**Bazz:** ...those were real guns.

**Void:** Bazz, quit. You're making everything black and white again.

**Bazz:** THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR-

**Void:** Bazz.

**Bazz:** YES! (Thunder emitted from the sky) ...Oh, sorry.

(Everything went back to normal)

**Mystery:** This is stupid.

**Chris:** YOU'RE stupid. BOO-

(Mystery then turned Chris' head into a cooked turkey)

**Chris:** ...Bitch.

**Angry:** WHO BLEW UP THE TV?! I SWEAR, I WILL MAKE THEM-

(The roof of Void's house was ripped off to reveal several construction workers in their vehicles. In response to this, Void screamed in terror)

**Void:** AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

**Sand:** This is all Void's fault. I say we kill him.

**Void:** What- how is this MY fault?

**Sand:** Yo ass is broke, that's how.

(Dimentio got out a blunt from his pocket and lit it, beginning to smoke. Meanwhile, Angry just got more pissed at the people tearing Void's house down)

**Angry:** Alright, what are you doing to my friend's house?!

**Random Worker #1:** He didn't pay his bills, so we're tearing the house down.

**Void:** But I thought I- ...SAND! (He looked at Sand, furious)

**Sand:** What?

*(Cue a flashback)*

**Void:** Okay, Sand. I gotta feed Doggo. Can you pay the bills for me? (He handed him a fat stack of money)

**Sand:** Yeah, whatever.

(He took the money and walked off. There was a building that said "Pay your bills here", but then he avoided it and walked to the building that said "Pay for alcohol here")

**Sand:** I'll have one of everything.

*(End of flashback)*

**Void:** I gave you that money for my bills, you asshole! What did you even do with it?!

**Sand:** Fuck you, I got beer instead. (He burps) Plus, what kind of dumbass gives someone else their money and tells them to pay their bills when they can just get something else instead?

**Void:** ...Okay, so maybe I didn't think that part through- but that still doesn't give you the right to just spend it on alcohol when THIS happens after the bills DON'T get paid!

**Dimentio:** (He put his hand on Void's shoulder) Void, let me handle this. (He removed it and walked over to Sand) ...You're a piece of shit.

**Sand:** Eat shit and die, faggot.

**Mystery:** (He floated over) Silence, all of you. Your voices are annoying. (He looked at the builder) How long does he really have to finish paying the bills?

**Random Worker #1:** A week, tops. We just slowly wreck it until the landlord says not to.

**Sharoff:** So we can go on an adventure to pay the bills?

**Void:** Yeah, sure.

**Bazz:** Or a detective case?

**Void:** Uh-

**Quote:** Or a hunt?

**Void:** I don't think-

**Angry:** Or a wrestling match?

**Void:** It's just a-

**Dimentio:** Or a magic quest? Either way, they all sound boring.

**Void:** ...It's just an adventure.

(The TV then flickers back on, gathering everyone's attention)

**Some News Dude:** Want some gold? Then you gotta go to Mt. Everest! They've got lots of gold in that thing! Just don't blow it up- GOLD MINE!!!

**Void:** Okay, gang. I think we know what this means.

**Commit:** Adventure?

**Void:** Yeah, boy!

(Void and Commit do a high-five as they cheer)

**Angry:** ... (He looked at the workers) Wreck any more of my friends' house and you're DEAD. ALL OF YOU. (He yelled in a whisper)

**All The Workers:** (Gulp!)

**Quote:** Come on, Angry! Let's go on the adventure already! (He said in an inspiring tone)

**Mystery:** Hmm... (He pondered) ...Well, alright then. Let's go to Mt. Everest.

(WIP)