Gort & Quandale Dingle

Look at these cringe bois munchin on that wadom

### Aliases

The favorite (Gort), cringe, cringe ahh-ahh bois, baby bois, cappy blappies (or clappy blappies)

### First Appearance

"Ok I Pull Up./His name is Quandale Dingle"

> ***♪ Oh where, oh where have my clappidies gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? They look like coconuts and smell like dogs, oh where, oh where could they be! ♪***
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Gort & Quandale Dingle (simply referred to as Quandale) are two of the tetartagonists turned temporary minor antagonists (during April of 2023 in wake of the death of James Chungus) of the Urban Rescue Ranch. They are lazy capybaras who, undoubtedly, pulled up on the ranch.

## Their Story

Gort and Quandale Dingle were found alone on the streets of Florida, where capybaras are a prevalent invasive species. They were then adopted and taken to the Ranch. Like any other character, they both were named after the dominant memes at the time which were "Quandale Dingle" and "His name gort", the latter of which were affiliated with the Capybara memes from 2021.

For the following months Gort & Quandale lived in Uncle Ben's living room committing many atrocities in the process some of which include: defecating in their water dish, killing Big Ounce, and destroying the living room and killing El Chapo Sometimes.

Then after they were relocated to an outside enclosure where they could graze and be safely observed from Uncle Ben's bedroom window.

They stole a barn and now help Uncle Ben graze on the grass around Uncle Ben’s pond, which has been redone and is no longer dyed green for St. Patrick’s Day, along with their new siblings Kumala & Savesta.

## Appearance

The two look just like any other capybara, these two capybaras are noticably bigger than Kumala & Savesta . Besides this, they're pretty identical, while Gort has a military patch on his shoulder. Like the war criminal he is.

## Personality

Like most capybaras, Gort and Quandale are quite idle and laidback in most scenarios, typically sitting still together without a thought in the world. However, they aren't domesticated animals and which haven't been tamed properly, as they still act hesitant with unfamiliar individuals. Whenever in a position of discomfort, they are seen to hop out (at the after party) until they are able to safely return to their meditative state.

Gort is seen to be much more tame, being more willing to interact with Uncle Ben and other animals in the ranch but he is very territorial and aggressive on other capybaras.

Quandale is seen to be the more cringe and skittish of the two.

## Daily Life

### Diet

Guinea Pig feed, grass, citrus, fruits (Such as a good ol' Wadom)

### Hygiene

Like Platypuses, Capybaras are semi-aquatic animals that often go out for a swim, which is moisturizing for their skin and fur. Uncle Ben usually takes Gort and Quandale out at 9 p.m. in a pool filled with citrus fruits that provide vitamin C through their skin. This is a common ritual for the capybaras, which is hypothetically the source of their relaxed aura and "zen" state of mind.

They also defecate in a shallow dish of water, producing cocoa puffs that would delight Uncle Ben's pumpkin patch or any vegetation.

## Relationships

While Gort and Quandale are slowly warming up and befriending Uncle Ben as being selected as ambassadors for the farm, they have found a strong acquaintance with Big Ounce, a physically similar animal with common interests and appearances. They have instantly gained a trusted bond and are found together often. Big Ounce will always greet the capybaras with his physical language by kissing them on the lips and eating their fur. Uncle Ben refers to the group as siblings. These capys also have a relationship with Kumala & Savesta, sharing housing, and food with them. Specifically Gort shares a good friendship with one of Uncle Bens ducks name of Bingus, they often go swimming together and are generally playful.

Recently, Gort has been bullied by the female capybaras.

## Trivia

* Gort and Quandale, along with Kumala and Savesta, are the starts of Uncle Ben's secondary channel, Capybara Mukbang.
* These capybaras love to get petted and rubbed, and get goosebumps during petting sessions, If petted long enough, they are seen to roll over out of pure ecstasy.
* They also produce cocoa puffs, pull up to the clementine function, hop out at the after party, and group fart at 9PM.
* Gort has committed more war crimes than any other character.
* Neither Gort nor Quandale has ever paid a dollar in state or federal taxes.
* Gort's favourite thing to do is poop in any bowl of water.
* Gort and Quandale have been granted the blessing to visit Ouncetopia, by Big Ounce.
* Gort is the only animal at the ranch that is forklift certified.
* Gort is a master escape artist and learned how to escape from his enclosure.
* Gort plans on becoming the new president of the United States at the year 2024!
* Gort and Quandale walk and run in lockstep all the time.
* Gort used to be Uncle Ben's favorite capybara, yet that title was given to Kumala because he is the friendliest.
* Gort has pulled up to the minecraft function?!
* Quandale ate a Gort poo dish.
* Gort is less skittish than Quandale.
* Quandale Dingle has in fact commited war crimes, although being the skittish one.
* Gort also eats vegetable, not just fruit.
* They like to roll around in mud, which is kinda cringe.
* They, along with Kumala & Savesta, have become much more friendly due to Capybara Mukbang.
* Them, along with Kumala and Savesta have became food territorial.
* Gort once ate a Gustavo Fring.
* Gort likes Duck.
* Once there was a death scare including Gort, where Uncle Benjamin made a joke about Gort dying the ferrari crash, without clarifying it was a joke.
* Gort likes to commit tax fraud.
* They are so silly.
* Uncle Ben may sell their bath water.
* Gort (Female) is being picked on by the other female capybaras :c.

## Gallery

* Gort/Gallery
* Quandale Dingle/Gallery