Cosmic Invasion of June 2020

The Cosmic Invasion of June 2020 was one of 2020's horrors, predicted by namus of ancient times. It occured on June 10th, 2020 in the official Respawn Discord. The Cosmic Invasion consisted of a plethora of iterations of Cosmic popping up out of nowhere. While the bulk of the Cosmics existed for merely two hours, some members of the Discord server remained Cosmic long after.

## Known Cosmics

The Cosmics began with Knockoff Fuit Gummi, a simple Cosmic who was simply poorly drawn in MSPaint. At first, most Cosmics looked like Knockoff Fuit Gummi until they began to diversify, starting with Knockoff Fuit Gummi themselves.

Knockoff Fuit Gummi - The original knockoff Cosmic

Low Budget Cosmic - The second Comic, who later became purple

Cheap Dollar Store Cosmic - The third Cosmic, who later became a Homestuck Troll

MsPaint Cosmic - The fourth Cosmic, who became Wide before sporting a lenny face. Steals credit card information.

Ogre Fuit Gummi - The second incarnation of Knockoff Fuit Gummi, who resembles Shrek from the movie series Shrek

Cosmic Sea Salt - A green caterpillar wearing a wig.

Cosm-ler - The third incarnation of Knockoff Fuit Gummi, a chaotic Cosmic resembling a Once-ler who has already undergone the Greedler transformation

Dan Cosmic - An incarnation of the Great And All Powerful Dan. Basically Cosmic with a bunch of cute filters.

✨Cosmic✨ - Cosmic from an alternate universe

## The Quest for the Fuit Gummi Tree

The story of the Fuit Gummi Tree is a tragic one.

It begins with the Cosm-ler being kind enough to share their map to the Fuit Gummi Tree with the other Cosmics, a gesture uncharacteristic for the greedy namu. The other Cosmics were suspicious given his track record.

*Cosm-ler: What do you take me for?*

*Literally everyone: A Cosmic*

Shifting into 5th gear, Cosm-ler and the other Cosmics began their search for the Fuit Gummi Tree. Cosm-ler suggests they follow the hyper-realistic glowing tutorial arrow on the road. They encountered a chest as pointed out by Sea Salt Cosmic, which Cosm-ler foolishly opened with his axe, destroying the rope inside. Barrel rolling left, Cosm-ler crashed into Kris, killing him instantly. Coming across another chest spotted by Sea Salt Cosmic, Cosm-ler yet again opened it with his axe, destroying a map held inside. Low Budget Cosmic suggests using Flex Tape, but it's to no avail.

In his sorrow, Cosm-ler gives the other Cosmics a nugget of wisdom.

"maybe the fuit gummi was us all along.
it was the cosmics we made along the way,"
Meanwhile, a WhiteJack from an alternate universe is losing his shit over chicken nuggies.

## Cosm-ler's Hunger

In the failure of the Quest for the Fuit Gummi Tree, the Cosmics were still hungry. Cosm-ler suggested they eat WhiteJack, who opposed to the idea, retreating into a mech suit. WhiteJack claimed he would make Cosmics go extinct, in which Low Budget Cosmic replied that his plans would not work as Cosmics are "goop bois". Cosm-ler claims he'll eat WhiteJack's mech, and that he "wont hesitate, bitch!!!" WhiteJack says he'll destroy their blimp, in which Cosm-ler cries that his merch would be destroyed, not without plugging a promo code for a rather pitiful discount.

WhiteJack continues eating chicken nuggies when Low Budget Cosmic notices that the Amalgamation's eyes look like fuit gummies. Cosm-ler formulates a plan to consume the Amalgamation as it's just one big gummi worm. The Cosmics find this to be a great idea. WhiteJack attempts to mock them, calling them "cannibalists", however Cosm-ler retorts with, "i dunno are you, you eat chicken nuggies but you're a chicken yourself". WhiteJack agrees with this.

WhiteJack attempts to curbstomp Cosm-ler, however this fails to work as Cosm-ler is a goop boi. The other Cosmics eat popcorn and watch the fight. WhiteJack goes to get his father, who is apparently the Executioneer.

Seizing his chance, Cosm-ler approaches the Amalgamation to consume his gummi flesh. He takes a bite, only to be consumed by the Amalgamation, perishing instantly. While inside, he says hi to Calvin.

"fuit gummi made a fuit gummi of me!" - Cosm-ler

## Sea Salt Cosmic's Story

Sea Salt Cosmic plays DM in a new game. It begins with a glowing arrow. MsPaint Cosmic follows the arrow to find a person with a gun. It's Kris! MsPaint Cosmic sits back and eats popcorn while a non-Cosmic is shot by Kris. MsPaint Cosmic saves the game and talks to Kris, who notices they are worried. Cheap Dollar Store Cosmic runs while MsPaint Cosmic talks to Kris. Kris tells them to run, so MsPaint Cosmic runs in a zig-zag. Kris is confused. The Amalgamation is in the distance.

MsPaint Cosmic checks their surroundings, a recently evacuated small town. Cheap Dollar Store Cosmic raids the town for food to no avail. Kris runs with MsPaint Cosmic. Suddenly, Kris trips and falls. MsPaint Cosmic jumps on Kris' head, killing him instantly. MsPaint Cosmic steals his gunsword. Cheap Dollar Store Cosmic pets a nearby cat, making an ally. The Amalgamation eats Kris' body, and gets faster. MsPaint Cosmic comments that it does not pay off to be a douche. Cheap Dollar Store Cosmic is slowed down by the sandy desert beyond the town.

A namu picks up MsPaint Cosmic. MsPaint Cosmic pretends to not see Cheap Dollar Store Cosmic. Cheap Dollar Store Cosmic screams for help. However, the cat isn't a cat, but a Desert Spirit who would protect whoever shows it mercy. MsPaint Cosmic aims the gunsword at the namu, forcing them to fly to the nearest mountain to get away from the Amalgamation, even though the poor namu was going to bring them there anyway.