Pokémon Gangster Part 1: Raichu Chooses You/Transcript

Story: Comes later.

The actual script:

-Blaze picks up his cellphone.-

-Blaze calls Blazegirl.-

Blaze: Blazegirl, I need your help...

Blazegirl: No, I'm not helping you. You're a criminal.

Blaze: Listen, this is important. I just went into our father's apartment. He is dead
Blazegirl: Your lies won't work on me, if- What did you just say?

Blaze: Believe it or not, he's dead. He is just lying on the floor, bleeding. Come on, you gotta believe me, I'm actually going to change my style.

Blazegirl: His death was reported yesterday night. I am currently investigating the murder, don't worry.
Blaze: So the murderer hasn't been caught yet?

Blazegirl: Nobody knows for a fact, all what's known is the murderer was wearing black uniform with a red R on it. But he left little to no fingerprints. Just leave the apartment, I will handle this.

-Blaze hangs up.-

Blaze: Kuigi, glad to see you.

Kuigi: Blaze, is that you?

Blaze: Yes, it is.

Kuigi: It's been so long since I've seen you in person. Far too long.

Blaze: Yes, it has.

Kuigi: So what are you going to tell me today?

Blaze: I realized something, I've been awful all my life.

Kuigi: Don't say that, words are a powerful weapon, once you can them they will become facts.

Blaze: Come on, you know me. I've been catching rare Pokémon for my boss all my life. And I did never think about myself, or what´s best for me. For seventeen fucking years I've done nothing but steal, murder, and shit like that.

Kuigi: I tried to warn you that you'd regret it one day.

Blaze: Of course I fucking regret it, but what am I going to do? I have no goddamn idea.

Kuigi: Blaze, shut the fuck up. You don't need to talk to yourself like that, just do what you feel is right, that's the best thing to do.

Blaze: You're right, so where do I start?

Kuigi: Well, you can start by catching a new Pokémon fairly.

Blaze: If my boss finds out I could be fired.

Kuigi: So let him fire you, you are an adventurer, you don't need to pay your taxes, just use the money Maxie has given you so far, and use it wisely.

Blaze: Yeah, you're right. Thanks, Kuigi.

Kuigi: Good luck.

Blaze: Holy shit!!! That's one powerful Raichu.

-Raichu uses extremespeed to get into the bag.-

Blaze: Hey, what are you doing?

-Raichu touches of the ultra balls.-

-The ultra ball suddenly floats to Blaze's belt.-

Blaze: What the hell just happened?

???: Crime is what happened.

Blaze: What?
Officer Jenny: You are under arrest for stealing a Pokémon.

Blaze: Listen officer, I did not catch that Raichu, it chose to become my property.

Officer Jenny: Yeah sure, Magikarp can walk on land.

-Officer Jenny puts Blaze into the prison cells.-

Blaze: I can't believe I'm in this shithole.

???: Tell me about it.

Blaze: Who the hell are you?

Kevin: The name is Kevin, and I don't deserve to be here. Who the hell does this bitch think she is? Just arrest me because I didn't follow a ridiculous law?

Blaze: Yeah, tell me about it.

Kevin: Let's break outta here, we should work together on that.

Blaze: Are you fucking crazy?

Kevin: We don't deserve this shit, now let's get the FUCK outta here!!!!

"Will Blaze and Kevin ever escape? What's with that Raichu? And what was Officer Jenny up to? See for yourself in the next episode of Pokémon Gangster."