Tower Troubles

Tower troubles is a Urealms campaign Gamemastered by Zerxrez.

## Characters

Arch played a Keen Sharpsword named Riquel Minitoya, a charmer with a keen wit and a keener blade. Riquel used no magic of any kind save a Winterstone carried on him, and possessed great facility in deflecting and countering abilities and attacks of all kinds. character sheet

Movie played a kobold spell slinger: character sheet, The Raskman

Taco played a Gnome bandito: character sheet ,Cyle Ratsi

Arcane played a Keen puppetmaster: character sheet, Dr. Mr. Squiglioso

## Backstory

The campaign premise is a group of Gnomes and one Kobold sneak into a wizards tower to steal a spellbook for their employer.

## Campaign

### Prologue:

At the start of the campaign the group was ready to assault the tower, with their only assistance coming from their employer was three pieces of advice written on a note from a raven: 1. Don't trust the drawbridge, 2. Beware the TIE and 3. Don't die. When the group encountered the Tower it was originally pretty generic, but as the came closer they noticed an oddity, not only did it have a lava moat, but also ice sharks swimming in it. After deliberating on how to cross it, Raskman fell onto the drawbridge, finding out he could walk on it cause he was a Kobold.

### Act One:

After ferrying the group across the gang found a guard sleeping during his watch, Squig attempted to teleport the guard into the lava but miscalculated and set him right before the moat while also waking him up. After a quick skirmish, the guard was obviously outmatched and was killed, instead of dropping lifeless to the ground however, he poofed into a book. What was originally though to be a random guard was Dorian Perceus Malkovitch, the actor played by Movie in the Bad Burgers campaign. After gathering his book, Squig and the rest climbed up to the second floor of the tower.

### Act Two:

Inside the first room was three elemechs, after stepping over the threshold they suddenly became active, attacking our heroes, while waltz music started playing. The group quickly dispatched of them with particular note to Rask who lethally kicked one to death even though he had much better weapons. After dealing with the rigorous robots, the group continues to the next floor.

### Act Three:

This room was headed by an inscription on the top of the lintel reading: "Beware the TIE". The room however, was completely barren, with only a door at the end of the room. Cyle, disregarding the warning walked headfirst onto the room and instantly caught his leg in an invisible bear trap. The group then hears a nasty high pitched voice ring out: *We are the TIE and now you will die*. Cyle slowly makes his way across the room with various burns and scratches, the worst of which emotionally was a outcropping in the floor making him trip over himself. However, when he made his way over there it was simply an optical illusion and there wasn't a door there at all, which led to more laughing from the invisible creatures. After a bunch of traps being set off the group manages to get more information from the creatures,that they were hungry and this was their job. thinking fast Rask threw them a swammie, a surprisingly legal drug in the Urealms country. The creatures not knowing any better quickly jumped at the chance of food, but while they were all in the same area, Squig ran over with Lasene and started snapping necks and exterminating most of them, the remaining quickly ran away. Leaving the room barren besides the traps. Eventually after a couple minutes of searching Cyle found out that the outcropping he stumbled over when first entering the room was in fact a door knob, they enter the door and continue on to the highest floor.

### Intermission:

At the highest floor they see the Spellbook locked in an ornate bird cage, after Cyle unlocked it they discovered something scary, this wasn't just any wizards tower, this was Catastria's tower the most powerful sorcerer ever to live. Hoping to make a fast escape they quickly proceed back down. Before going down however Rask found something that caught his eye, a neat helmet made out of horns of a Raskum, putting it on he felt almost invincible, full effects listed here. Everything was going smoothly, but when they reached the bottom floor they encountered a problem.

### Act Four:

The spell book began shake as the believer spirit from Dorian's book merged with Catastria's spell journal, forming into a believer version of herself in a few seconds. She was exceptionally filled with rage that they dare attempt to steal from her tower, but after constantly stunning and silencing her, she eventually calms down enough to reason with her, thus ending the campaign on a happy note.

## OOC

The group unlocked some lore cards at the end of the campaign.

## Trivia

This campaign was made possible by Arcane, Taco, and Nyhan Films paying one ticket each.

Movie spent a ticket to gain 3 legendary rolls which he failed, but later got his legendary regardless.