HCs for the whole gang

Here there will be a list of headcanons involving the whole gang, or most of it.

## Individual headcanons

391780

* The gang’s first kills
* The gang’s drinks of choice
* The gang’s guilty pleasures
* Various headcanons
* The gang’s most shameful secrets
* Various headcanons
* The gang as dogs
* Various headcanons
* The qualities each member of the gang never found attractive until they saw it in their partner(s)
* Toolbox Instagram (with comments from fringeandfur)
* Toolbox Instagram: Back in the day

 fringeandfur

* The gang's first sexual experiences
* Discussion about everyone's first names
* Have any of the gang been in love?
* The gang and geeky interests
* The gang and names
* More on the gang and names
* The gang's most prized possessions
* The gang's years of birth
* Ideal lives and personal hells
* What makes each the gang embarrassed to be seen with their partners
* What would the gang sell their souls for?
* Friendships outside the group
* The gang's intoxicants of choice
* Secrets the gang will never tell each other
* It's 1998 - where do the gang think they'll be in 10 years' time?
* The gang and Myers-Briggs types
* What do the gang spend their money on?
* The gang in past lives Additional comment
* Have any of them killed without being paid for it?
* More on the gang and tattoos
* How the gang imagined their ideal partner when they were younger
* How the gang express affection
* The gang, puberty, and that one guy at school (you know the one)
* How the gang learned about the facts of life
* What the gang are like when they have a cold
* The gang's suggested items on Amazon
* What the gang were like as kids / would be like when older
* How the gang would react if one of them died
* The gang's birthdays
* The gang's underwear preferences
* How each of them started working for Fargo
* The gang and (cross-dressing) lingerie
* The gang's weapons of choice (with deaf-fellas-partner)
* The gang and heights
* Activities each of the gang enjoy but find a waste of time
* "You've never lived until you have \_\_\_\_\_" [part 2]
* The gang's computer passwords
* The gang's new years resolutions

Other/multi

The gang’s cell phones (officialnoahhawley)

The gang and nature documentaries (gets Hammer-centric at the end) (officialnoahhawley)

The gang’s favorite celebrities (trumpetandtrombone)

The gang and tattoos (391780, trumpetandtrombone and fringeandfur)

## Group Headcanons

Headcanons about the group as friends, or where ships are in the background rather than the main topic.

### With the whole gang

391780

* The gang goes to the county fair
* The gang goes to the country fair
* The gang sees NASCAR
* Numbers dances like Jimmy Junior when you play the right music
* Letters and Numbers got married for the tax benefits
* Wrenchers and Ham sandwich both spend the night in the same apartment. Never again.
* Various headcanons

 fringeandfur

* How long did Letters, Numbers and the Aussie take to realise the new hitman in Fargo was twins?
* The gang and smoking
* Aussie tries to learn ASL, with mixed results
* How Numbers, Letters and Aussie celebrate their birthdays
* The gang go to a football game
* The gang go ice skating
* The gang play Dungeons and Dragons Part 2
* Numbers and Letters are the classiest members of the gang (except when they're not)
* The gang go skinny-dipping
* The gang go to see Brokeback Mountain
* Numbers is the only member of the gang who doesn't know Hammer's real name
* Hammer loves country music; the rest of the gang do not
* The gang survive Y2K
* Childish fun and games
* Movie night with the gang
* The gang go on ChatRoulette
* Aussie worries about the others when they're out working
* THE LONG-LOST TOOLBOX TRIPLET (and other soap opera scenarios)
* The gang celebrate the anniversary of the twins' arrival
* The gang discover 'Ciggy Butt Brain' and annoy Aussie with it
* Hammer gets caught singing to Cindi Lauper, and other things about the gang and pop music
* Wrench gets fed up of being everyone's therapist
* Numbers catches Aussie going outside to use the barbecue in the depths of winter
* Aussie builds a fort
* There's a parallel version of the gang in Sioux Falls
* Stupid animal onesies
* Hammer and Wrench fight over custody of a hideous novelty chip and dip bowl
* The gang vs. the end of the world
* Numbers thinks he's a great philosopher; his friends think he's ridiculous
* The gang plays a game called "penis or not-penis"

trumpetandtrombone

* Hammer and Wrench enter a hot wings eating contest
* The gang gets snowed in
* Hammer gets a motorcycle
* The gang and sharing deodorant/other grooming supplies with their significant other(s)
* The gang and snow
* The gang does community service
* The gang plays never have I ever

 ladydorian

* Toolbox Gang + Crapplebees
* Fears + orgasms
* Regarding McDonald’s

 multiple/others

* Amateur porn flicks (ladydorian and trumpetandtrombone)
* Toolbox slumber parties (ladydorian and trumpetandtrombone)
* Furniture sex (ladydorian, officialnoahhawley and trumpetandtrombone)
* One of the gang writes deliberately terrible erotic fiction (ladydorian and fringeandfur)
* Bottle Episodes- quarantines and blizzards (officialnoahhawley)
* The only TV show the whole gang can watch together (officialnoahhawley)
* Wrenchers, Ham Sandwich, and arguments (officialnoahhawley)

### With some of the gang

391780

* Numbers asks Letters to convince Wrench that he’s not worth dating
* Letters runs a blog called “critique my dick pic”

 fringeandfur

* What happened to the rest of the gang in the shootout Part 2
* Hammer and Wrench don't believe Aussie's story about a hitman and a woodchipper
* Cock sauce
* The bros take off their shirts when they fight, so Letters and Numbers encourage them
* Numbers was neat as a teenager, the twins were not
* Letters and Numbers try and get the twins to take up Turkish wrestling
* Headcanons about Numbers and the twins as teenagers
* Letters finds a naked picture of Wrench
* Wrench and Letters hang out in the nude in order to annoy their boyfriends
* Numbers and Letters find porn done by one of the twins and can't tell which one it is
* Wrench vents to Letters about Numbers as a work partner
* Hammer says grace before meals
* Numbers can figure out the twins' homesigns
* Wrench doesn't trust Numbers or Hammer with the Riviera
* Hammer finds out about Aussie and Wrench's one-night stand
* Numbers, Hammer and Aussie's favourite bands
* Hammer has to be careful not to use Wrench's real name around Letters and Aussie
* There's only so far Wrench will go in looking after Aussie while Hammer's in jail
* Hammer, Numbers, ASL, and Wrench's occasional frustration
* Numbers has a twin he wants nothing to do with Part 2
* Hammer is baffled by Numbers suddenly being polite to him
* An unfortunate mix-up with some bananas

trumpetandtrombone

* Hammer, Wrench and their camouflage jackets
* Numbers has a tumblr, Wrench finds it, also Letters’ tumblr
* Wrench realizes that Numbers and Hammer share a lot of similar qualities and it screws up his and Numbers’ relationship
* Hammer and Wrench have been on the road way too long and are more interested in Numbers and Letters’ apartment than they are in them

lemonison

* Wrench and Hammer are psychic twins

officialnoahhawley

* Wrench and Numbers get pulled over, with bonus mr. hammer headcanons
* Hammer’s broken wrist
* Aussie gets Hammer and Wrench into kung fu movies

multi

* Coke + sex (ladydorian, officialnoahhawley and fringeandfur)
* Hammer was in love with a playboy model in his youth (officialnoahhawley and fringeandfur)

## The gang's relationships

Headcanons involving all or most of the gang in which relationships are the main focus: comparisons between Wrenchers and Ham Sandwich, Numbers and Wrench's opinions on Ham Sandwich and vice versa, etc.

from fringeandfur unless otherwise noted.

### Wrenchers and Hammer

* Wrench isn't happy with being FWB with Numbers, and Hammer doesn't know whether to be sympathetic or pleased
* Hammer is surprised when Wrench doesn't quickly lose interest in Numbers
* Hammer only translates what Numbers says to Wrench when it reflects badly on him
* Hammer catches Wrench and Numbers being affectionate

* Hammer finds about Wrench and Numbers when he catches Numbers sneaking out of Wrench's room
* Wrench asks Hammer to come along as his interpreter on a sort-of date
* Hammer and Wrench take riding shotgun very seriously
* Hammer realises Numbers is more into Wrench than he'd given him credit for
* Hammer's Psychic Twin Powers mean he knows when Wrench and Numbers are together
* Hammer and why he doesn’t think Numbers is good enough for Wrench
* Hammer and Numbers are both jealous of how much time the other one spends with Wrench
* Hammer hates Numbers because he wants to be the most important person in Wrench's life
* Hammer develops a grudging respect for Numbers after seeing him risk his life for Wrench
* Hammer starts to respect Numbers when he comes to the hospital after Wrench gets shot
* Hammer intervenes with a lovers' spat and gets into a fight
* Hammer complains about Wrench and Numbers signing dirty to each other
* Numbers gets shot while on a hit with Hammer, Wrench freaks out (officialnoahhawley)
* Hammer walks in on Wrench and Numbers (demisexualsherlock)
* Hammer reluctantly helps Wrench get Numbers back (lemonison)
* How Numbers deals with Hammer being a jackass to him (lemonison)
* Hammer disapproves of Wrench and Numbers (lemonison)

### Ham Sandwich and Wrench and Numbers

* Wrench finds out about Ham Sandwich and calls his brother out on his hypocrisy
* Hammer is too chicken to ask Wrench for advice about sleeping with dudes, so Numbers helps him out
* Wrench notices Hammer wearing a thong
* Hammer can't show affection to Aussie in front of Wrench
* Wrench walks in on Ham Sandwich and is a bit disturbed
* How Wrench feels about Hammer joining Ham Sandwich (trumpetandtrombone)
* Numbers compromises everything he believes in for a chance to get with Wrench (officialnoahhawley)

### Pre-Relationships/Getting Together

* Letters steals Numbers' phone to send flirty texts to Wrench Part 2 Part 3
* Letters/Hammer and Numbers/Wrench both start off as working relationships
* Letters and Numbers see the twins for the first time
* Letters and Numbers are still fuckbuddies when the twins arrive
* Wrench and Numbers turn Hammer's drunken flirting into a drinking game
* Aussie initially goes for Wrench and Numbers assumes he's got no chance
* Hammer usually asks Wrench to stop somewhere so he can pursue his latest crush, in Fargo it's the other way round
* Letters is pleased the boys are getting it together
* Letters thinks Numbers' erratic behaviour means he's back on coke, but he's actually been seeing Wrench

officialnoahhawley

* Wrench and Numbers keep their relationship a secret but Aussie finds out
* Letters, Aussie and Numbers make a bet while out on the town
* Wrench tells Numbers he doesn't have a brother

lemonison

* Numbers thinks Wrench is attractive and Hammer is unattractive even though they're identical
* Redacted Numbers meets Hammer and Letters meets Wrench headcanon [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
* Numbers tells Letters he’d rather work with Wrench
* Letters doesn’t like it when Numbers and Wrench hang out because it makes Numbers grumpy
* Numbers meets Hammer before he meets Wrench
* Wrench has Hammer pretend to be him so he can see what Numbers mumbles [part 1] [part 2]
* Letters and Numbers argue over whether the new recruit is gay [part 1] [part 2]
* Hammer is a hypocrite (no surprise there)

### Early Days

* Letters calls Hammer 'freckles' Part 2

* Letters finds extra-large condoms in Hammer's drawers
* Hammer is a hypocrite about age gaps
* Hammer wants to leave because he's getting too close to Letters, Wrench wants to stay to get closer to Numbers
* Wrench and Letters flirt in order to bring out Numbers' possessive side
* The twins are both closeted and trying to hide their relationships
* Letters and Numbers compare notes
* The bros are both closeted and convinced the other would disown them if they knew
* Whether Aussie feels left out about not having a hot cowboy of his own
* Hammer tries to stop both his and his brother's relationships from getting serious
* Aussie has to keep Wrench and Numbers' relationship secret (officialnoahhawley)

### Established Relationship/Misc.

* An explanatory diagram
* Hammer points out Wrench is the only member of the gang who hasn't slept with Aussie and Letters
* Letters calls Hammer 'freckles' Part 2
* The twins' birthdays Part 2
* The gang keep their relationships secret from Fargo management
* Hammer tries to score points with Wrench over who has the hotter boyfriend
* Sometimes Letters and Numbers' shared past makes Wrench uneasy / It's a shame nobody can compare between both twins
* Wrench's thoughts on Numbers' romantic history / Wrench's views on Aussie
* Hammer hates overhearing Numbers and Wrench when they stay over, so decides to make even more of a noise
* Wrenchers, Hamstralian, and everyday domestic grossness
* Wrench and Numbers have a Very Serious And Emotional commitment ceremony
* The twins and physical affection
* How often does someone kiss the wrong twin?
* What does Hammer hate more: realising he's like Numbers, or that Aussie's like Numbers?
* Sad Wrenchers headcanon / Ham Sandwich rough sex headcanon
* Wrenchers and Ham Sandwich domestic headcanons
* Aussie and Numbers argue over who has the better twin (dont-pester-lester)
* Hammer and Wrench watch Reservoir Dogs (officialnoahhawley)

## Holiday Headcanons

From fringeandfur unless noted otherwise.

### Halloween

* Numbers' Halloween costume
* The syndicate throw a Halloween party Part 2 (dont-pester-lester, fringeandfur and ithinkwehitametaphor)

### Thanksgiving

* The bros insist on making the gang celebrate Thanksgiving
* The bros get into a silent fight about the right way to do stuffing
* The bros tell family stories

### Christmas

* Numbers buys Aussie Ugg boots for Christmas
* The gang's first and second Christmases together
* Fighting under the mistletoe
* The best Christmas presents each one of them received

## Misc.

fringeandfur

* Character revisions inspired by the deleted scene Part 2
* Trying to divide the Toolbox 'verse into time periods

officialnoahhawley

* A quote about love that could apply to Wrenchers or Ham Sandwich
* Toolbox TV masterpost
* It’s Always Sunny in North Dakota: sunny/toolbox gang parallels and headcanons
* Pitches to FX for toolbox TV shows
* A headcanon that could be hamstralian or wrenchers: Never gonna give up play-fighting
* Aussie knows everyone's names, including the fact that Hammer and Numbers share a first and middle name

391780

* Various headcanons

## NSFW

ladydorian

* Numbers + Letters + dildos

fringeandfur

* How the bros react when their partners aren't in the mood for what they've got
* Both twins have a habit of pulling out to come
* The twins share a quirk that makes it easy to tell when one of them's recently jerked off Follow-up comment
* A variety of mini-headcanons about S&M clubs
* The gang and an unfortunate medical condition

multi

* Letters writes erotic friendfiction (ladydorian, 391780, fringeandfur and officialnoahhawley)
* Little Debbie foodporn (ladydorian and fringeandfur)