Episode 7: Blue Coral Reef/References

ニャル子さん可愛いいいいいいい！！

"Yahoo!" (4:44)
This scene is a reference to the "Super Mario" game series. The question mark block and brick blocks are staples of the series, and Nyaruko's jumping pose is mimicking that of Mario. Nyaruko also says Mario's signature "Yahoo!" catch phrase.

(5:17)
Nyaruko's expression is referencing the anime adaptation for the visual novel, "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni". The crazed face with small pupils and a wide smile is a commonly occuring expression in the anime. Image for reference:

(5:23)
There are two references here:
\* Nyaruko's expression is referencing the Fujiya Food Service Co. and their mascot Peko-chan. Image for reference:

Source of image: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Peko-chan.jpg
\* The background motif is referencing the wrapper of Milky (ミルキー Mirukii), a type of candy and cake sold by the Fujiya company.S2 Images for reference:

Image sources:
http://plaza.rakuten.co.jp/koudu/diary/200803300000/
http://nkpoyatsu.blog.so-net.ne.jp/2009-02-23-4
http://www.fujiya-kumegawa.com/whole/detail80.php

"Blue Coral Reef" (6:02)
As mentioned last episode, the Japanese title is "Aoi Sangoshou" (青い珊瑚礁), or "Blue Lagoon", which is referencing the novel "The Blue Lagoon", which inspired several movie adaptations and a song by that name sung by Matsuda Seiko. The title is also a pun on "SAN", or sanity points, from the "Call of Cthulhu" role playing game.

"Whoops, there's a teleporter here!" (6:44)
"He almost ended up in a rock." (6:53)
There are two references here:
\* The lines are referencing the role-playing video game series "Wizardry" and the Teleport Trap, a recurring trap in the series. A Teleport Trap is hidden in a treasure chest and, when triggered, teleports the party away from its current location to any other square on the same level. Nyaruko's second line references the possibility of the party teleporting to a square occupied by solid rock, which results in the death of the party. Specifically, her first line goes, "Ootto, konna tokoro ni terepootaa gaa!" (おおっと、こんな所にテレポーターがぁ！). "Ootto! terepootaa" (おおっと！テレポーター), or "Whoops! A telepoter", is a possible message that can appear when the player discovers a Teleport Trap. Nyaruko's second line goes, "Mou sukoshi de ishi no naka ni iru tokoro deshita yo" (もう少しで石の中にいるところでしたよ). "Ishi no naka ni iru" (いしのなかにいる), or "You are in a rock", is a possible message that can appear when the party dies in the above mentioned scenario.S1Images for reference:

Image sources:
http://www.geocities.jp/youtakasaka/kod/kod15.html
http://numa5.blog.so-net.ne.jp/2011-10-04
On a related note, the Necronomicon from the Cthulhu Mythos appeared in "Wizardry IV: The Return of Werdna", the fourth game in the "Wizardry" game series.S4
\* Nyaruko's stance is that of Tetsuzankou (鉄山靠), a technique that attacks the target with one's shoulder. It is a part of a Chinese style of martial arts called Bajiquan (八極拳), or Hakkyokuken as it is called in Japanese. In particular, Nyaruko's form is mimicking that of Yuuki Akira, a character from the "Virtua Fighter" game series, who popularized the technique and its form with his use of it in the very first "Virtua Figher", which was released in 1993.S1 Image for reference:

On a related note, in Chinese the technique is written as 「貼山靠」, or Tie Shan Kao, and the original form is slightly different. Video for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ognp9WGi1bc

"Our True End Route has no detours!" (7:02)
This is referencing a common element in visual novels. Many visual novels have multiple story routes that the player can read through. Also, visual novel will often have multiple endings, ranging from good to bad.

～<　｀･ω･´> (7:18)
Aisora sighting #1. The white creature is the Twitter profile picture of Aisora Manta (逢空万太), the author of the "Haiyore! Nyaruko-san" light novel. Screen capture for reference:

～<　｀･ω･´> (7:35)
Aisora sighting #2.

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There are two references here:
\* The text on the sign of the beach house reads "Umi no Ie Ie no Umi (kai)" (海の家　家の海（改）), or "House of the Sea Sea of the House (revised)". This is referencing the beach house by that name that appears in the manga "Yuri Seijin Naoko-san" (百合星人ナオコサン).S1,S2 Image for reference:

Source of image: http://f.hatena.ne.jp/servitors/20120524190128
\* The girl that walks past behind Cthuko is Jashin-chan (邪神ちゃん). "Jashin" literally translates to "malign deity" or "evil god" and is the same term used to describe such entities in the Cthulhu Mythos like Nyarlathotep and Cthulhu. Jashin-chan is also from "Yuri Seijin Naoko-san" and works at the above mentioned beach house. In the series, she was originally sealed in a temple at the bottom of the sea before she was released in chapter 17, which is similar to how Cthulhu is imprisoned in sunken city of R'lyeh in the Cthulhu Mythos.S1,S2 Image for reference:

Source of image: http://f.hatena.ne.jp/servitors/20120524185256

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The game console depicted here is the Twin Famicom, a combination of the NES and the Disk System.S1 Image for reference:

Source of image: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CurvyFamicom.jpg

(8:53)
The game Cthuko is playing is "Super Xevious: GAMP no Nazo", a spin-off of "Xevious" for the NES.S1 Image for reference:

Video for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_87JvPQZkxI

"Setting my flag will not work." (9:33)
There are two references here:
\* As mentioned last episode, the flag that appears to the left of Cthuko is referencing the Special Flag from "Rarii-X" (ラリーX), localized as "Rally-X", an arcade game made by Namco and first released in 1980. In the game the player drives a blue car through a maze. The goal of each stage is collect all 10 flags scattered throughout the maze while avoiding other cars. Obtaining the Special Flag will double the points received for each flag collected after until the player dies. Image for reference:

Source of image: http://www.mobygames.com/game/playstation/namco-museum-vol-1/screenshots/gameShotId,403849/
\* As mentioned in episode 5, the "flag" Cthuko mentions is referencing a common element in visual novels. Often times in such games there will be decision points at which the player has to choose how to proceed. Certain decisions, at times a series decisions, of will cause a "flag" to get set which will later cause an event to occur.

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There are two references here:
\* The name of Luhy's grilled octopus stand is Puti Kuti (プティ・クティ). This is referencing the mascot character by that name from the book "Moe Moe Kutouruu Shinwa Jiten" (萌え萌えクトゥルー神話事典), a Cthulhu Mythos Encyclopedia.S4 Amazon link (not safe for work cover): click to view
\* The creature that appears on the sign is the famed Cthulhu from the Cthulhu Mythos. Cthulhu is described as, "... a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind."S5 In particular, however, the depiction is based on the appearance of Puti Kuti from the aforementioned book.S4 Image for reference:

Source of image: http://f.hatena.ne.jp/servitors/20120524190732

～<　｀=ω=´> (10:30)
Aisora sighting #3.

"Cthulhu and Hastur have never gotten along." (10:45)
As mentioned in episode 6 at 7:31, this is referencing how Cthulhu and Hastur are antagonistic towards each other in the Cthulhu Mythos. Evidence of opposition between the two is mentioned in various texts, such as "The Return of Hastur", a short story written by August Derleth and first published in 1939, and "The Trail of Cthulhu", a book containing a series of interconnected short stories written by August Derleth and first published in 1962.

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There are two references here:
\* As mentioned above, the creature depicted is Cthulhu from the Cthulhu Mythos and its appearance is based on that of Kuti Puti from "Moe Moe Kutouruu Shinwa Jiten".
\* The Japanese text reads "Ia, Ia" (いあ、いあ). As mentioned in episode 1 at 3:20, the phrase "Ia! Ia!" is a common chant from the Cthulhu Mythos which means "Yes! Yes!". A well known example is "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!", a chant worshiping Cthulhu which means "Yes! Yes! Cthulhu dreams!".

(11:50)
Mahiro's pose in this scene is mimicking that of Kazari Shokunin no Hide (飾り職人の秀), Decorations Craftsman Hide, from "Hissatsu Shigotonin" (必殺仕事人), roughly "Working Men Killers", a Japanese TV drama that aired from 1979 to 1981 and is part of the "Hissatsu" series (必殺シリーズ), or "Certain Kill" series.S2

Source of image: http://www1.odn.ne.jp/cfp46850/newpage36.htm

"Judgement time!" (11:52)
There are two references here:
\* The Japanese dialogue is "Jajjimento Taimu!" (ジャッジメントタイム！). This is a reference to the Japanese TV show "Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger". "Judgement Time" is a phrase used when the Dekarangers use their SP Licenses to contact the ultimate court in the universe which then passes judgement upon an enemy Alienizer.S1
\* "Judgement time!" is also a phrase used in song "Middonaito Dekarenjaa" (ミッドナイト デカレンジャー), or "Midnight Dekaranger", the ending theme song to "Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger". The stars flying into the foreground mimics the same effect in the ending sequence to "Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger".S3 Image for reference:

Video for reference: http://youtu.be/PS0TUyUy5No?t=1m14s

"Mahiro, you're as brilliant as the sun. You're bold and invincible!" (12:27)

The Japanese dialogue is "Mahiro-san ttara nichirin no kagayaki, motoi daitaan desu ne!" (真尋さんったら日輪の輝き、もといダイターンですね！). Nyaruko's use of the word "daitaan" (ダイターン) is a pun on 「大胆」, pronounced "daitan", which means "daring" or "bold", and 「ダイターン」, pronounced "daitaan", the name of a solar-powered super robot from the anime "Muteki Kikoujin Daitaan 3" (無敵鋼人ダイターン3), or "Invincible Steel Man Daitarn 3". The phrase "nichirin no kagayaki" (日輪の輝き), or "radiance of the sun", is referencing a catch phrase from the show said by Haran Banjou, Daitarn's pilot.S1 Bajou's line goes as follows:

> 「世のため人のため、メガノイドの野望を打ち砕くダイターン3！この日輪の輝きを恐れぬのならば、かかってこい！！」
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Video for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcgJuHrEI0U

"I will break the watermelon apart with my kicks and martial arts." (12:37)
There are two references here:
\* "Kick" and "Martial Arts" are recurring skills in various "Call of Cthulhu" role playing games.S2Skills list from the "Call of Cthulhu" 5th edition rulebook for reference.
\* The Japanese dialogue is "Kikku to maasharu aatsu de suika wo keriwarimasu ne" (キックとマーシャルアーツでスイカを蹴り割りますね). This is referencing a line said by Higuchi Sayaka (樋口さやか) in "Ruruie Antiiku" (るるいえあんてぃーく), "R'lyeh Antique", an RPG replay book based on the "Call of Cthulhu" RPG that was written by Uchiyama Yasujirou (内山靖二郎) and published in 2009.S4Sayaka's line goes:

> 「さやか：次は私の番ですね。えーと、私は〈聞き耳〉でみんなの指示をよく聞いて〈キック〉と〈マーシャルアーツ〉でスイカを蹴り割ります！」
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Image for reference:

Source of image: http://f.hatena.ne.jp/servitors/20120523213707
The context for the above scene is that Sayaka and company are playing a popular Japanese beach game in which one participant is blindfolded and usually armed with a bat or a stick. He or she is then directed towards a watermelon by the other participants and attempts to break the watermelon apart. As a side note, "Listen" is another skill from the "Call of Cthulhu" RPG, which is why it is in quotes.

"Because we're like two wings of a bird." (12:57)
"We're like two trees that have grown into each other." (13:07)
There are four references here:
\* The Japanese dialogue for the first line is "Watashi to Mahiro-san ha hiyoku no tori desu shi" (私と真尋さんは比翼の鳥ですし). "Hiyoku no tori" (比翼の鳥) is a Japanese expression that refers to a pair of male and female birds that always flying together and is used to describe a happily married couple. There are various interpretations of the expression, all holding the meaning of togetherness, such as each bird having one eye and one wing such that together they make a whole or the pair being a single bird having two heads.
\* The Japanese dialogue for the second line is "Watashi to Mahiro-san ha renri no eda desu shi" (私と真尋さんは連理の枝ですし). "Renri no eda" is a Japanese expression that refers to trees with entwined branches and is used to describe an intimate relationship between lovers.
\* The above two expressions can be put together to form the term "hiyokurenri" (比翼連理), which is used to mean "marital vows".S2

\* These lines are referencing a line said by Al Azif in "Zanma Taisei Demonbein" (斬魔大聖デモンベイン), localized as "Deus Machina Demonbane", a Cthulhu Mythos inspired visual novel released by Nitroplus in 2003.S2 Al Azif is the original version of the Nercronomicon, in the setting copies exist, and takes the appearance of a young girl. She was written by Abdul Alhazred, the character from the Cthulhu Mythos who wrote the Necronomicon. Her name, "Al Azif", is the original name of the Necronomicon in the Cthulhu Mythos. Her original line goes as follows:

> 「我等は戦友。我等は盟友。我等は比翼の鳥。我等は連理の枝。」
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Images for reference (left is PC version, right is PS2 version):

Video for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyae0iR9onQ

(14:04)
Nyaruko's appearance is referencing "Ashita no Joe", a boxing manga written by Kajiwara Ikki and originally published from 1968 to 1973. Specifically her appearance is referencing that of Yabuki Joe, the main character, in the final scene of the series.S1 Image for reference:

"Sorry, there won't be any wardrobe malfunctions!" (14:08)
The Japanese dialogue is "Porori ha nai yo!" (ポロリはないよ！), which more literally means "There will not be any swimsuits falling off!". This is a reference to the Japanese variety show "Doki! Marugoto Mizugi! Onna Darake no Suitei Taikai" (ドキッ!丸ごと水着!女だらけの水泳大会). On the show the participants will wear swimsuits and play various games at a pool. The catch phrase "Porori mo aru yo!" (ポロリもあるよ！), or "There will also be swimsuits falling off!", was once used on the show. It has since become a popular phrase.S1

"The rats in the walls... The window... the window..." (14:25)
"The Rats in the Walls" is a short story written by H. P. Lovecraft and first published in 1924. "The window! The window!" (窓に！窓に！ Mado ni! Mado ni!) are the last words written in "Dagon", a short story written by H. P. Lovecraft and first published in 1919.S1

"Nyarlko's sanity points have almost reached zero!" (14:31)
As mentioned in episode 1 at 4:49, sanity points, abbreviated as SAN, are a parameter that characters have in the "Call of Cthulhu" role playing game. If a character's sanity points drop to zero, the character is permanently insane and typically can no longer be played. The sanity table from the "Call of Cthulhu" character sheet also appears here. On a related note, Nyaruko's sanity points are at 3 in the scene, which is a pun on SAN since the number 3 in Japanese is pronounced "san". Here is a character sheet from the rulebook for the 5th edition of the "Call of Cthulhu" RPG for reference:

Background music (14:47)
The song that plays at this time is referencing "Taboo" (タブー Tabuu), a song played in a collection of skits performed by Japanese comedian Katou Cha (加藤茶) of "The Drifters" (ザ・ドリフターズ Za Dorifutaazu), a Japanese comedy group. The song also plays in episode 3 at 16:48. For a more detailed explanation, please check the explanation on the episode 3 post.

"... with a technique only I can use." (14:47)
The Japanese dialogue is "Watashi dake ga tsukaeru tekunikku de, tokashi tsukushite" (私だけが使えるテクニックで、溶かしつくして). This phrase is a parody of a line from the lyrics to the song "Eejento Yoru wo Yuku" (エージェント夜を往く), or "The Agent Departs at Night", from the game "The Idolmaster". The original line goes, "Anata dake ga tsukaeru tekunikku de tokashi tsukushite" (あなただけが使えるテクニックで溶かしつくして), or "With the technique only you cane use, melt me!". In particular, the phrase "tokashi tsukushite" (溶かしつくして) has become very popular.S1 Video for reference: http://youtu.be/gpsyUc6n5nQ?t=59s

"Mahiro said I'm not his sweetheart. He said 'you're not minesweeper'." (15:43)
"I think you misheard something there." (15:47)
Nyaruko's line is related to when, at 13:39, Mahiro says, "You're not my sweetheart". The Japanese dialogue is "Kirai da zo" (嫌いだぞ), which more literally means "I dislike you". Here Nyaruko says, "Mahiro-san ga kirai tte, eigo de ui to main" (真尋さんが嫌いって、英語で言うマイン), which more literally means "Mahiro said 'dislike', 'mine' in English". This is a pun since the same pronunciation "kirai" is used for both 「嫌い」 to mean "dislike" as well as 「機雷」 to mean "mine", the explosive weapon. Mahiro follows up to say "Sore ha kirai da" (それは機雷だ), or "That's a mine".S2 The image that appears next to Mahiro is of "Minesweeper", a game in which the player tries to uncover all the mines hidden on the game board without setting any off. Image for reference:

On a side note, the "Minesweeper" board that appears in the scene is depicting the scenario of the player losing on the very first move of the game, which is impossible in a standard game of "Minesweeper". Here is a website describing the first click behavior of Windows "Minesweeper": http://www.techuser.net/mineclick.html

～<　｀-ω-´> (17:30)
Aisora sighting #4.

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The tower that appears here is based on the Black Stone, which first appeared in "The Black Stone", a short story written by Robert E. Howard and first published in 1931.

> "It was octagonal in shape, some sixteen feet in height and about a foot and a half thick. It had once evidently been highly polished, but now the surface was thickly dinted as if savage efforts had been made to demolish it; but the hammers had done little more than to flake off small bits of stone and mutilate the characters which once had evidently marched in a spiraling line round and round the shaft to the top."S7
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In the story, the Black Stone is revealed to be "a spire on a cyclopean black castle."S7 The tower that appears here bears great resemblance to a depiction of the Black Stone that appears in "Kutourufu Shinwa Gaidobuuku" (クトゥルフ神話ガイドブック), or "Cthulhu Mythos Guidebook".S4Image for reference:

Source of image: http://f.hatena.ne.jp/servitors/20120603000419

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The sign reads "Awaya Jinja" (アワヤ神社), or "Awaya Shrine". This is referencing the Araya Shrine (アラヤ神社 Araya Jinja) that appears in the game "Persona 2".S2

(18:43)
There are five references here:
\* The pink bags at the top left have a picture that, like the box art in episode 1 at 7:36, is based on the cover art of the second volume of "Makai Shoujo Ruruie Ruru" (魔海少女ルルイエ・ルル), a Cthulhu Mythos inspired light novel series written by Hazawa Kouichi (羽沢向一) and first published in 2010 by Atomikku Bunko (あとみっく文庫). Image for reference:

Source of image: http://www.hmv.co.jp/books/ebook/thumb/mbj/20300-120210387-001-001/20300\_1072487\_l.jpg
\* The blue bags at the middle left have pictures of Iron Striver from "Hayore! Nyaruko-san" itself. He first appears in episode 1 at 3:15. Image for reference:

\* The yellow bags to the left have a picture of the aforementioned Jashin-chan from "Yuri Seijin Naoko-san".S2 Image for reference:

Source of image: http://f.hatena.ne.jp/servitors/20120524185256
\* The yellow bags to the right have a picture referencing the cover art for "Tatakae Houshi Shuzoku" (戦えっ奉仕種族), a "Call of Cthulhu" RPG replay book released by a doujinshi circle known as FGT in 1988.S3,S4 Image for reference:

Source of image: http://twitpic.com/7ljhqq
\* The yellow bags to the right are also referencing "Shinra Banshou Choko Zekusu Fakutaa" (神羅万象チョコ ゼクスファクター), a brand of chocolate wafers produced by Bandai that include of cards as bonus prizes. One of the characters in the series, Mahou Shoujo Ruruie (魔法少女ルルイエ), is depicted on the top of the picture.S4 Image for reference:

Source of image: http://shinrabansho.com/zxf/zxf\_chara01.html

"We do, twice a year. In the summer and at New Year's at the Ariake Space colosseum." (18:52)
The festival that Nyaruko mentions is referencing Comiket, a convention held twice a year in Japan. In the summer it is held in August. In the winter it is held at the end of December, typically near New Year's. The convention is held at the Tokyo International Exhibition Center, nicknamed Tokyo Big Sight. The convention center pictured next to Nyaruko is also based on Tokyo Big Sight. Image for reference:

Source of image: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:20030727\_27\_July\_2003\_Tokyo\_International\_Exhibition\_Center\_Big\_Sight\_Odaiba\_Tokyo\_Japan.jpg

(18:56)
Nyaruko is cosplaying as Amagi Yukiko from the game "Persona 4". Nyaruko is wearing the hairband, glasses, and diamond patterned sweater that Yukiko wears. Nyaruko is also has a fan, which references Yukiko's weapon type in the game.S1 Image for reference:

～<　｀･ω･´> (19:18)
Aisora sighting #5.

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Each of the descriptions written is parodying a song.S1,S6 For details, please check the episode 8post at 5:45.

"The next episode is 'Nyarlko's Exciting High School Life.'" (23:46)
The Japanese title is "Nyaruko no doki doki hai sukuuru" (ニャル子のドキドキハイスクール). This is a reference to the game "Nakayama Miho no Tokimeki Hai Sukuuru" (中山美穂のトキメキハイスクール), or "Nakayama Miho's Heatbeat High School".S1

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The Japanese dialogue goes as follows:

> 思い出すわ、学生の頃の気持ち
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> Omoidasu wa, gakusei no koro no kimochi
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> Ah I can remember it, the feelings from when I was a student.
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> おかしい事はおかしいって言う勇気
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> Okashii koto ha okashii tte iu yuuki
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> The courage to say that strange things are strange.
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> お母さんのスカートが短くて、おかしいと思う
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> Okaa-san no sukaato ga mijikakute, okashii to omou
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> Mom, I think it's strange how short your skirt is.
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These lines are referencing a recent commercial that first aired in March of 2012 for SoftBank, a Japanese telecommunications and Internet corporation. Video for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfNADzLsP8E On a related note, the "Haiyore! Nyaruko-san" light novel is published by SoftBank Creative, a subsidiary of SoftBank.S1 The commercial dialogue goes as follows (thanks to convexity for transcription help):

ねぇ、ちょっと無理やるんじゃない？   Hey am I overdoing it a bit?

お似合いです！   It looks great on you!

あ、そうかしら？   Ah, really?

短すぎるぞお前！   Hey that's too short!

でもなんでこの格好？   But why these clothes?

取り戻してほしいから   Because I want to reclaim them.

何を？   What?

学生の頃の気持ちを
Gakusei no koro no kimochi wo
The feelings from when I was a student.

でも、スカートは短い
Demo, sukaato ha mijikai
However the skirt is too short.

おかしい事、おかしいって言う勇気
Okashii koto, okashii tte iu yuuki
The courage to say that strange things are strange.

おかしい？   Strange?

スカートは短くておかしい！
Sukaato ha mijikakute okashii!
It's strange how short your skirt is!

いつの間にか規約になった人と人との絆とか   Things like bonds between people turning into agreements without realizing it.

お母さんのスカートが短すぎるとか
Okaa-san no sukaato ga mijikasugiru toka
Or how mom's skirt is too short.

学割は家族も三年無料とか   Or student discounts including families for free for 3 years.

それはおかしくないでしょう   That's not weird at all.

繰り返すよですが、スカートは   I repeat, the skirt is—

学生の家族も三年間タダ。ソフトバンク   Families of students are included for free for 3 years. Softbank.