Incorrect Quotes

**Meddow:** (glares)

**Eira:** (glares)

**Meddow:** (glares)

**Eira:** (glares)

**Snowangel:** Hey watcha doin'?

**Eira:** Making friends.

**Meddow:** (glares)

**Eira:** (glares)

**Snowangel:** Oooookay...

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**Oak seeing Fly and Layla:**  Hey Fly!  Who's this?

**(Five minutes later)**

**Oak:** (running away from a wave of arrows)  THERE ARE TWO OF HER NOW!!!!  AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

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**Birch:** Hey Oak, what have you got there?

**Oak:** I have this pretty rock.  Fly gave it to me as a gift.

**Fly(from another room):**  I THREW IT AT YOUR HEAD!

**Oak:** She's so nice!

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**Sapphira:** Why is your dress wet?

**Snowangel:** There was a puddle.

**Sapphira:** Why did you step in it?

**Snowangel:** It was a puddle.

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**Oak:** Hey Fly.

**Oak:** Fly.

**Oak:** Flyyyy.

**Oak:** Heyyy. . .

**Oak:** Sharpshoooot. . . .

**Oak:** Fly Shaaaaarpshoooot. . . .

**Oak:** FLY!

**Fly:** WHAT?!?

**Oak:** Hi.

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**Sapphira:** Since you haven't been annoying lately and you've been asking me for one. . . I will allow you to hug me, one hug

**Snowangel:** For how long?

**Sapphira:** Four to five seconds

**Snowangel:** FOURTY-FIVE SECONDS

**Sapphira:** nO -

**Snowangel, wrapping her arms around Sapphira:** TOO LATE

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**(On a battle field)**
**Snowangel:** (sees Oak)  HEY THERE MR. CUTEFACE!!!

**Oak fighting three guards:**  (waves)

**Snowangel:**  DIAMOND!  He waved at you!

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**Birch:** So, how do you like your coffie?

**Snowangel trying to seem tough:**  As dark and bitter as my soul.

**Birch:** One glass of milk coming up.

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**Oak:** And here is my wall of insperational people.

**Diamond:**  Is that a picture of you?

**Oak:**  Yes, I'm big enough to admit that I inspire myself.

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**Oak:** Can I ask you a dumb question?

**Fly:**  Better than anyone I know.

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**Meddow (trying to be nice):**  I sent good vibes your way.

**Meddow:** They are coming.

**Meddow:** There is nothing you can do to stop them.

**Person:**  . . . This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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**Birch giving Oak advice on Diamond:** Just tell her 'You're beautiful'.

**Oak:** Yeah, good idea.

**(Later)**
**Oak:** I'm beautiful.

**Diamond:** . . .

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**Sapphira:** Snowangel, we need to talk.

**Snowangel:**  Oooooooo someone's in trooouuuuble!

**Snowangel:**  It's me.

**Snowangel:** I don't know why I said that.

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**Diamond:**  What do you call sabotage and vandalism?

**Oak:**  A hobby,

**Diamond:** (silence)

**Oak:** . . . that I do not engage in.

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**Fly** (**wakes up, sees Birch laying on the ground next to her):** What happened?

**Birch:** You got knocked out, so I layed down next to you so people would just think we're chilling.

**Fly:** Birch, we're in a war zone.

**Oak, laying on her other side:**  Nah, we're fine.

**Fly:**  Oh my gosh.

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**Sapphira:**  I will tell you now, Redleaf.  You are waisting your time.  No matter how hard you try, you can't make me angry.

**Fly:**  Please, spend an hour with him.

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**(Meddow at the store)**

**Cashier:**  Can I help you?

**Meddow:**  No.  I just waited in line for 30 minutes to say hi.

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**Diamond:**  I have made a decision to trust you.

**Oak:**  A horrible decision really.

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**Birch:** So, what's the plan?

**Oak:** It mostely involves not dying.

**Birch:**  I like that plan!

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**Oak:** You can torture me all you want, but I'll never tell you anything.

**Sapphira:**  Oh, I think you will, I have a hostage.

**Oak:** Who?

**Sapphira:  (holds up Oak's red coat)**

**Oak:** I'll teLL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST DON'T HURT THE COAt please.

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**Fly:**  Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

**Oak:**  You say 'you people' like you aren't part of the group.  Well, I've got news for you bud.  You're already on the Christmas card.

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**Sapphira:**  I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress.

**Sapphira:** I look so good I make people hate themselves.

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**Birch:**  Why is there blood everywhere?!

**Oak:**  I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

**Birch:** You sTABBED SOMEONE?!

**Oak:**  No no, aggressively poked them with a knife

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**(At a Seasons Meeting)**
**Sapphira:** Sorry I'm late.
**July:** What happened?
**Sapphira:** Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.

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**Oak:**  Three years ago I lost my dear friend Fly. . .
**Fly (from another room):**  STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!
**Oak:**  Sometimes I can still hear her voice.

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**Snowangel:**  Hey!  Are you free Friday, 7pm?
**Diamond:** Yeah.
**Snowangel:**  What about you?
**Oak:**  Yes?
**Snowangel:** Great!  Because I'm not.  You two go on without me.  Enjoy your date!
**Diamond:**  Did she just-?

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**Fly:** You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.
**Birch:**  I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress.  For what it's worth, I don't think Oak could fight in that dress either.
**Oak:** Perhaps not.  But I would make a radiant bride.

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**Fly:**  What's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
**Birch:**  Disgruntled, miserable.
**Oak:**  Smad.

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**(After finishing a mission where Oak and Fly had to pretend to be a couple)**
**Birch:**  Where's Fly?
**Oak:**  She's grieving.
**Fly:** (running through the halls)  I'M FREE!  I'M FREE!

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**Snowangel:** I'm quick at math.
**Birch:** Okay, what's 29 x 63?
**Snowangel:** 37!
**Birch:** What??  That's not even remotely close.
**Snowangel:**  But it was quick!

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**Oak:** Have you been yelled at by Fly yet?
**New Eqinox Member:**  I'm not scared of her.
**Oak:** . . .So that's a no.

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**Diamond:**  You're so dramatic!
**Oak, with a rose between his teeth, throwing glitter around draping himself across a piano:** I have no idea what you're talking about.

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**(In court)**
**Judge:**  Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
**Oak:** No.
**Judge:** (whispering)  What now?

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**Oak:** It's really muggy out today.
**Fly:**  If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
**Oak:** (sips tea from a bowl)

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**Oak:** Making my way downtown, walking fast
**Fly:** OAK REDLEAF!
**Oak:** Walking faster

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**(playing Scrabble)
Oak:** I will put my "A" down to make "A."
**Fly:** I will add to your "A" to make "AT."
**Brighton:** I will add on to your "AT" to make "RAT."
**Birch:** I will add on to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC."
**Fly:** (flips the board)

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**Oak:**  Would you like a cup of tea?
**Fly:** Sure, that'd be nice-
**Oak:**  Good, get me one too.
**Fly:**  (glares)

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**Oak:**  You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.
**Fly:** "I don't like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

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**Snowangel:** Am I in trouble?
**Sapphira:** Have a guess.
**Snowangel:** No?
**Sapphira:** Have another guess.

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**Diamond:** (sneezes)
**Oak:**
**Diamond:**  You're not even going to say "bless you"?
**Oak:** (flips hair) I'm sitting next to you.  You've clearly been blessed.

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**Brighton:**  You're smiling, did something good happen?
**Fly:**  Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
**Birch:** Oak tripped and fell in the tunnels.

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**Oak:** What is your problem?
**Fly:** I don't know, but I'm sure it can be traced directly back to you.

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**(Diamond and Oak, looking at the night sky)**
**Diamond:**  The stars are beautiful tonight.

**Oak:**  You know what else is beautiful?

**Diamond:**  (blushes)  What?

**Oak:**  Me.

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**Murinae: (flipping and twirling across rooftops)**

**Igneon member:** She is beauty she is grace

**Elm:** She will fall flat on her face.

**Murinae: (notices them and faceplants into the ground)**

**Elm:** Called it

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**Eira: (to Echo)** Would you like to stay for dinner?

**Snowangel from another room:** WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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**Healer:** How are you feeling?

**Fly:** I've been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go.

**Oak: (walks in)**

**Fly:** Oh look, it's back

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**Oak to Fly:** So, uh, how am I a turtle?

{Another time in the past}

**Fly:** OAK!!!

**Oak:** Whoop! (\*hides in his coat\*)

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**Comet**, **walking into a room:** Hey.

**Comet**, **after nobody responds, and screaming at the top of his lungs:** EVERYONE’S BONES ARE WET!

**Some random Equinox member**, **while the rest have gone silent:** Why? Why would you say that?

**Comet**, l**aughing at everyone’s reaction:** Nobody said hi back.

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**Fly:** Right now, I'm not sure if I want to kiss you, or shove you off a bridge.

**Oak:** Can I choose?

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**Birch:** She's crying, what do I do?

**Oak:** Go comfort her.

**Birch:** How do I do that?

**Oak:** Start with hugs.

**Birch:** With what?

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**Fly:** It's not my birthday.

**Oak:** It's definitely your birthday!

**Fly:** Give me a calendar. It's not and I will prove it to -- oh. Nevermind. Happy birthday to me.

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**Snowangel:** On a scale of one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if --

**Sapphira:** At least a twenty.

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**Sapphira:** What is the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

**North:** Those are children. That's a school.

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**Fly**: So about Oak--

**Polar**: wHERE IS HE SO I CAN THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF?!

**Oak**:

**Fly**:

**Oak**: I can tell that violence runs in the family.

**Fly**: (shoves him into a ditch)

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**Oak:** I want to kill the hottest guy alive.

**Oak:** But suicide is a crime.

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**Oak:** (\*to Fly\*) So who are you going after next when you're done with Sapphira?

**Oak:** Besides me, that is.

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**Oak**: (\*whining to Birch\*) She hit me with a book, Birch.

**Birch**: (\*half paying attention\*) Uh-huh--wait....did you say she hit you with a BOOK?!?!

**Oak**: (\*nods though confused\*)

**Birch**: FLY, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!?!

**Fly**: (\*shrugs\*) There was nothing else around.

**Birch**: (holds the book close, reading the title) KNOWLEDGE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE USED THAT WAY--!! Oh wait.

**Oak**:

**Fly**:

**Birch**: ...It's a kissing book so that's fine.

**Oak**: (\*brightens\*) Oh, a kissing book huh? You know, if that's what you're wanting I'm right h--!

**Fly**: (\*whacks him with a ~~frying pan~~ nearby candlestick\*) Don't get any ideas.

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**Namara:** When I first met you, I did not like you.

**Oak:** I'm aware of that.

**Namara:** But then you and I had some time together.

**Oak:** Uh-huh...?

**Namara:** It did not get better.

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**Diamond:** You're ignoring all of your problems.

**Snowangel:** Yeah, I know.

**Diamond:** You know that's an unhealthy coping mechanism, right?

**Snowangel:** Yeah I know, I'm ignoring that as well.

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**Sapphira:** \*Gesturing towards Diamond, Alaska, Evergreen, Eira, Snowangel, and Aubin \* Have you no control over these idiots?

**North:** None, whatsoever.

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**Juniper:** How can someone say Hallow is evil? He's the most precious soft little soul!

**Hallow:** \*Wiping blood off his face\* YEAH, I'M ADORABLE!

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(**A bird lands in the garden)**

**Hubble: (Gasps)** A raven!

**Barry:**

**Barry:** That's a pigeon.

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**Isolde:** That's not funny.

**Theros:** I thought it was funny.

**Isolde:** You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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**Diamond:** Can you keep a secret?

**Snowangel:** Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

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**Theros:** You think you're smarter than everyone else.

**Fenix:** I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.