The Goblin Market

Pass through the stair which leads nowhere, sharing your Heart's Desire. Enter an endless ravine, surrounded by lily pads, where creatures from all over existence. Climb the ladder to cross the infinite bridge, and a small man sits on a chair on top.

> *"Halt there, what have you for an admittance fee?"*
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When paid, the bridge shrinks to about fifteen feet, and at last you reach the Goblin Market. It is a boisterous and lively place, lit by a strange blue light from all directions. The Goblin Market absolutely teems with creatures. A variety of shops line the clearing, mostly selling food. The open space in the middle is filled with tents, vendors, stalls, and even a fighting pit. The tents there are loud and raucous, and magic is in great abundance. Floating tables bursting with glowing wares, miniature animals dancing and singing, and creatures of every shape and size imaginable (and many unimaginable) peddling their wares. The Goblins of this place have tufts of fur on their faces, almost like whiskers.

## Inns

* The Kings Coin
* Fizzlenizels Hall of Wonders

## VIF (Very Important Fey)

* Thomas Thistlewind - Master of the Market
* Estoria Clouter
* The Three
* Mia Erdai

## Vendors

* **Boss -** Sells "good times" that will keep you happy for days, mostly drugs.
* **Black Pot Jan -** Sells pens of endless ink, and poisons
* **Gemma Green -** "Find me oaths and cut them away!"
* **Green Sprites** - Sell honey cakes.
* **May, Cleo and Shade -** Information brokers out of a storefront with wooden signs.
* **Nix** - Information broker.
* **Norgan** - A wandering info broker
* **Thimbleweave** - Information broker.
* **Vandeha** - A half-orc wandwrite in a timber framed tent filled with dancing lights. Each light is a contract.
	+ Wand of Trees
	+ Woven Wand of Dreams - Alter's dreams
		- Purchased by Grank - Command word is Osric
			* There's a hotspring at the base of a mountain, in a wide valley with narrow entrance. It is inhabited by giant red toads with burning fiery hearts. They need one such heart.
	+ Northern Winds
		- Creates a storm of glittering ice
	+ Nebula
	+ Wand of the Two Ravens - Black wand with a jewel in it, splits into two ravens
		- Locate Object, Locate Creature
	+ Unnamed Wand - Comes to a point, with a vine coming out of it, that ends on a green eyeball that blinks
		- Increases intellect
	+ The Wand of the Whisp
	+ The Wand of Meows
	+ The Rod of Absorption
	+ One that looks like a paintbrush
	+ One that looks like a series of stones
* Toady - Metalwork
* **Wittaker** - Sells magic items of all sorts
* A hobgoblin selling bread from a cart
* A goblin selling erotic scrolls
* A store that sells unicorn poop
* An executioner hobgoblin offering decapitation services
* A slave auction with children
* A general store
* A hospital
* An armorer
* A stable of horses
* A few stalls for regular spell component items
* A gender swapping marble booth
* A Bugbear selling shrunken heads out of a cart
* A Goblin selling mushrooms that cause "MINOR MUTATIONS!"
* Goblin puppeteers whose performances break into fights
* A duck looking for his mom
* A giant caterpillar being beaten for milk, asking for drugs
* A rabbit man who sells hats and capes
* A goblin selling "HUGE MELONS."
* Pet store owned by Maise with cuddly friends "badgers, bats, octopi, deer."