Gragzax, Da Shoinyest Git

"'ANYFIN FER ME DAKKA, AND FER ME SHOINYNESS!' DATZ WOT I'Z OLWAYZ SAYZ" - What Gragzax said once.

Gragzax, an ork nob with a penchant for "bein shoiny", is an infamous flashgit within the Cyber Waaagh. He earned his nickname through various lustrous cyborknetics, made by Warboss Grugzog, and his armour consisting of mirrors strapped to his body. He is considered to be one of the most powerful orks within the waaagh, many within knowing of the devastating power of his weaponry and his desire to use it.

## History

**Before the Shattered Sector**

Born upon an Ork World, Gragzax quickly showed promising results when he scrounged up his first shoota, showing higher accuracy and a healthy appetite for dakka while he was still an Ork Boy. During his growth into a Nob on said planet, he was caught multiple times attempting to steal anything that he deemed "Shoiny 'Nuff", giving him the bad reputation that all orks come to expect from an ork from the Deff Skullz. Among those attempts, there was moderate success in gathering shiny parts for himself, which he used to convert his shoota into his first snazzgun.

Bolstered by his new weaponry, Gragzax started bullying other orks into giving him teef. Any who defied his wish for wealth were soon found dead with bullet holes all over their bodies, and their teef missing. During this period, Gragzax used these teef to constantly upgrade his snazzgun and his own wardrobe, to the point where he would officially be recognised as a Flashgit. Few orks dared to challenge Gragzax from this point, apart from the Nobs that thought of his rise to power as a challenge. These Nobs would soon find that Gragzax was kunnin but brutal, and that staring down the barrel of his snazzgun was a recipe for a quick end.

**Rise to prominence and the second battle of Zirea**

Being a relative footnote to Warboss Smeme Bitz Changaz Waaagh until his marksmanship and kunnin was more well known, Gragzax had already earned his first nickname: "Da Shoiny Git". His first order from Smeme being to man a turret, Gragzax was eager to please the Warboss in hopes for better pickings for loot, but took a detour to the mekshop to upgrade his snazzgun. By the time he got out, he saw that the turret was obliterated, and was furious.

Going back to report to the warboss, he heard that Smeme had found a tunnel leading to a human cache. Not wishing to miss up any opportunity to grab human gubbinz, he descended immediately. A quick fight with the automated defenses of the vaults left some skrap for the orks and a few dead bodies, one of which was a fellow flashgit. Honouring the dead like a good Deff Skullz, Gragzax looted the corpse of its teef and snazzgun. The vault, however, proved to be a sight that Gragzax would never forget, and he left it with lots of ammo, a photon thruster, a personal power field and a grenade, of which he dubs Da Big Bomm.

From this point onwards, he dubbed himself "Da Shoinyest Git" due to his power field's constant sheen that always covered him, yet not many orks would call him as such. With the new selection of guns at his disposal from looting, Gragzax sought out Warboss Smeme. Handing over excessive teef and all three of his guns, Gragzax watched as Smeme created a masterwork of ork kraftsmanship: The two snazzguns were linked together, and that was kombined with the photon thruster, all 3 weapons linked to one trigger. This new weapon would be lovingly named "Da Dakkapokkalypz" by its owner.

Before the battle, Gragzax was given a detachment of the Waaagh to be sent through tunnels with a loota named Domekracka. He was entrusted with the command of shootas, sluugas, all of his peer Flashgits and Flashnobs, as well as all of the looted Punisher tanks and bikes. As he lead the fighting force through the tunnels under the battlefield, Gragzax heard over the kommunicators that Warboss Smeme was killed, and the waaagh was scattering. Not wanting to endanger all of the dakka he had command over, Gragzax ordered a retreat to the tellyportas, leaving the planet with the new warboss: Grugzog.

**Induction to the Cyber Waaagh and Warp Troubles**

After the proclamation of a new Warboss and a new Waaagh, Gragzax followed suit and became a Cybork of his own volition. With his new cyborknetics, he truly earned the nickname "Da Shoinyest Git", having also made his reflekta arma by this time, along with his Rippasaw. Gragzax spent most of his time with the boss, having laughs, warping to new space, watching CSM flee in terror, all the fun stuff.

Things changed on the second warp jump to a new system, as a Great Unclean One managed to breach the bridge with his plaguebearer lackeys. Feeling cocky, Gragzax fired at it with his snazzgun, to no effect. The GUO, in return, rotted Gragzaxes arm to nothingness, enraging the flashnob. Despite these heavy injuries, Gragzax continued fighting, gunning down 3 of the plaguebearers and managing to cut a 4th in half with a single swing from his Rippasaw. The battle was over quickly though, the warboss felling the creature as the big dok, Gorgarak, mended Gragzax's grievous wound.

After that battle, both Grugzog and Gorgarak worked together to both make and implant his new cyborknetic arm. It was another masterpiece of kraftsmanship and a new part of him that shone, giving even more credence to his nickname. After getting used to his new arm, Gragzax also paid off the boss to make another piece of orky tech, a Gitfinda. He also passed by Gorgarak working on an experiment, in which he gave him teef for some early access merchandise

(End of Events before the reset)

## Wargear

Gragzax sports a small amount of highly upgraded and enhanced ork weaponry, using his teef and his loot whenever he can to enhance them even further.

**Da Dakkapokkalypz -** Gragzax's main weapon of choice, for good reason. A weapon that chews through ammo and through armoured foes as if it were a squig eating through a field of snotlings. It is painted blue, to honour both his klan and the klan of the warboss who made it for him, Smeme.

**Looted Powa Field -**The Sparky field that increases Gragzax's level of shine to the point where it's difficult to not see him.

**Da Rippasaw -**Gragzaxes red power fielded Killa Saw that he keeps as a reserve weapon for when he's out of ammo or the enemy is already upon him.

**Reflekta Arma -**This set of armour is like most sets of orky armour, though it has mirrors glued, taped and strapped to it to maximise shinyness. Sometimes reported to actually reflect hits away from Gragzax, though no one has confirmed how or why. His fellow orks believe it is because he painted the actual armour blue.

**Da Big Bomm -** Not even Gragzax knows how big the boom is on this, all he does know however is that the humans have already painted it yellow for him.