Shroom War II

Shroom War II was a conflict fought by the Banana Army and Mushroom Army, being considered one of the bloodiest conflicts between the two. After their Defeat in Shroom War I the Banana people started to lose faith in their army, pressuring the king for a reformation of the military. Most Banana military leaders abused their power and cared more for themselves than their nation, which was making their military lackluster. King George III called for the arrest and public execution of dozens of greedy and corrupt military leaders to appease the people during what became known as the B.A.R.(Banana Army Reformation). This caused a lot of competition in the hierarchy of the Banana Military. One Banana named Jaquein (zja-kein) Marloquou (Mar-la-kou), rose through the ranks after many successful skirmishes of settlements on land that the Banana Empire wanted. He was most known for by the public for his conquering of the Western Beldom Wastelander Tribe and taking their land. His military successes quickly got him notice from the King and love from the public for restoring nationalism in the Empire. Feeling it would benefit his reputation with the public, King George III made Jaquein his advisor and Chief General of the Military. Jaquein slowly became more powerful with his control over the Military and support from the public. He believed that under his rule, the Banana Army could take the south of the Retello Hills (Middle of Mushroom Kingdom). After convincing the King to invade the Mushroom kingdom, Jaquein takes 20,000 men to the south border on M3/D23/347PE and demands they be let in and given the south. After 3 days of camping his troops at the border waiting for a response, they charge the Aspurglet BSO (Border Safety Outpost). The Camp is taken during the Assault but Jaquein and his forces are stopped from moving any further north by Mushroom Border Control who set up a large wall of military personnel in a crescent shape north of Aspurglet BSO. Refusing to retreat, the Border Patrol call for the Army and Marines to attempt to liberate the Outpost. Before they can, that night Jaquein sends 200 men to sneak into the Border Control blockade and kill the men in their sleep. They were able to murder 923 men collectively before they were caught in killed. This event became known as The Night Of Broken Skulls.

While they were in disarray, Jaquein attacked at Dusk and overwhelmed the Border Control. By the time the Army or Marines had arrived Jaquein and his forces had taken a significant portion of the south. After holding the land for 13 weeks Jaquein returned to the Banana Empire a hero, leaving Field Admiral Giliad in charge. After news reached King Shroom of the invasion of the south border he declared it an act of war and immediately sent Commander Keili, accompanied by Sergeant Marine Shepard to lead an attack on the Banana Empires weak North East Border and towards Banana Kingdom (The Capital of The Banana Empire). 50 miles past the border Keili and his men were stopped by the forces at Canto Military base. The Canto forces were decimated but able to send word to the capital that Keili and his forces were on his way. On M6/D30/347PE Keili and his forces reached Banana Kingdom. They attempted to reach inside the city's massive walls but suffered a large loss of 10,000 men and was forced to retreat back to the Banana Border. A banana spy named Gianprego Linguini is able to infiltrate Fungus City (Mushroom Kingdom Capital) and listen in on a meeting between high ranking military officials discussing their plans of driving out banana forces. Before returning, Gianprego collected DNA samples of multiple Mushroom Army leaders such as Commander Antos, Admiral Pelion, Major Brant, Commander Keili, and General Fungi. After returning to Banana Kingdom and telling King George III of his findings he gives the DNA samples over to the SEO (Scientific Evolvitory Operation). The SEO clones the generals and accelerate their aging, raising and indoctrinating them in just 7 weeks and sends the clones to infiltrate the Mushroom Army and take out their originals. The clones come in contact with all of their DNA donors and attempt to assassinate them. All assassination attempts fail due to the clones limited training, and they are imprisoned in a military facility called The Shifter.

After King George III finishes consulting his top generals, Jaquein attempts to assassinate him in his sleep. The attempt fails and Jaquein is imprisoned but the people of the Banana Empire push for a Vuclandor, the ancient Banana trial by combat used to determine the next leader of the Empire. King George battles Jaquein and comes out victorious after smashing his head with a rock on the battle arena floor. On M8/D22/347PE General fungi leads 1000 men on Carvertback on the banana soldiers on the border at Aspurglet BSO. They torch all of the outposts taken by the Banana Army. Field Admiral Giliad is killed in the fires and his second in command, Captain Pearson Luk calls for a surrender to the Mushroom army. After the Mushroom army threaten to kill the remaining 4,300 soldiers that Jaquein sent to the border, King George calls for an armistice on M8/D31/347PE. A treaty is signed between the Mushroom Kingdom and The Banana Empire known as 'The Treaty of Kjeich', set for 2 years of peace between them.