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Time Fountain: Fountain of Time! Chapter 6 (Finale)

***Time Fountain: Fountain of Time! Chapter 6 (Finale)*** is the two-hundred and eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It is also the sixth and final episode of the ongoing musical Time Fountain: Fountains of Time. The duos finally reunite in their own hometown and timeline and work together to take down the final evil—Conan O'Brien.

## Episode Description

It's the thrilling conclusion of the world's longest musical: TIME FOUNTAIN: FOUNTAIN OF TIME! Jensen and Catalina find themselves back in the land of trains (Montana) in 1985, but will their faces melt if they see their past selves?! Will Robert Smigel make good on his evil plans or will a new villain (Conan O'Brien) rise in his wake? And who doesn't love a caboose?!? Find out the answers to all of these burning questions and enjoy songs like *"With a Mop!" "Am I a Minion?"* and *"HARVARD!"*

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Catalina, a child
* Dr. Penelope Penrose, a curator
* Kyle, leader of the Newest Shark Tooth gang
* Conan O'Brien, substitute curator
* Kimberly, evil lair guard

### Zach Reino

* Jenson, a child
* Gregor, a janitor
* Kronk, leader of the Newest Shark Tooth Gang
* Mr. Robert Smigles, billionaire and museum donor
* Kimberly, evil lair guard
* Dargles the Dragon

## Songs

* "It's Good to be Home"
* "Who Doesn't Love a Caboose?"
* "I'm in a Basket (But I'm Feeling Like a Basket Case)"
* "HARVARD!"
* "With a Mop!"
* "Am I a Minion?"
* "Baby Shark Spell"
* "Dargles, the Dragon Who's Real Big"
* "Saying Goodbye-n to Conan O'Brien/Living Tomorrow and Also Today" (Finale)
Would You Ride and Then Collide With Me

"Would You Ride and Then Collide With Me" is a song featured in *Hang On, Collider*. Lisa and Carol confess their love for each other.

## Lyrics

**Carol (spoken)**

*Lisa?*

**Lisa (spoken)**

*Hm?*

**Carol**

I think what's in front of me

Is someone I love to see

And you are the best discovery

Would you ride or die with me?

Would you ride and then collide with me?

Would you ride or die with me?

Would you ride and then collide with me?

**Lisa**

I will, 'cause the truth is

I'm ready to try this

'Cause I love you more than science

**Both**

Would you ride or die with me?

Would you ride and then collide with me?

Would you ride or die with me?

**Carol**

Because our love is the greatest discovery
You Might Be a Portal

***You Might be a Portal*** is the two-hundred and second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*. It features guest Matt Apodaca. During a book club meeting, it's slowly revealed that member David lives far, far away. So far, that it's not even in the same universe. We follow the club as they uncover true identities, talk about books, and just try to get to David's house!

## Episode Description

Zach and Jess are joined by one of the sweetest boys in the world! Matt Apodaca (*How Did This Get Played?)* is here to guide us through a logic puzzle called: *You Might be a Portal.* Let me ask you this...have you ever joined a book club just for the drinks and snacks? Well, you might be a portal! This musical will stretch your brain with gems like, *"Tell Us Where you Live, David," "My Name is and I'm Bringing,"* and *"Email Chain."*

## Musical Cast

### Matt Apodaca

* David
* Fish
* Rebecca

### Jessica McKenna

* Susan
* Qyntrax
* Claire

### Zach Reino

* Carl
* Fish #2
* Seth

## Songs

* "I'm Never Gonna Finish The Book (Lord Of The Rings)"
* "If Tom Bombadil Was Real"
* "Tell Us Where You Live David"
* "You Might Be A Portal"
* "Email Chain"
* "My Name Is And I'm Bringing"
* "I Feel Closer To You Now"
* "What Is Qyntrax Made Of?"
* "This Is Why I'm A Mop" (Finale)
How to survive in the Nether

The Nether is a place where almost everything's on fire. Lit up by glowstone patches and lava seas, the Nether has a reddish atmosphere. With strange hostile monsters lurking all around, there is nowhere safe...

## Crying gasbags---Ghasts

Although they look like enormous white floating squids, they are not nice like squids at all! All they want to do is to blow stuff up, especially blowing you up  :)

## Fiery demons---Blazes

These monsters are made of fire and can shoot fire balls! **DON'T** use swords unless you are a daredevil. **USE** your bow instead.

## Evil charred bones---Wither skeletons

They are like normal skeletons but they have swords instead of bows and they inflect the wither effect on you, the wither effect is like poison but it can kill you. To defeat them you can build a two block high pillar a attack from above.
The South Will Write Again

***The South Will Write Again*** is the forty-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Hillary Anne Matthews. The musical follows a heavily fictionalized version of the lives of southern writers William Faulkner, Flannery O'Connor, and Mark Twain, as well as haberdasher J.K. Rowling. The episode includes an epilogue which reveals it was all part of Matthews' undergraduate thesis.

## Episode Description

Hillary Anne Matthews joins the OFF BOOK crew this week for a new musical packed with literary men like Faulkner and Twain, Harry Potter hats, bushy mustaches, lineage mysteries and more! With songs like "What Do You Want Here Faulkner?," "You Ain't Ready Pa," power ballad "When Will We Have Time?," and a killer rap at the end, you won't stop listening to these (railroad) tracks!

## Musical Cast

### Hillary Anne Matthews

* William Faulkner
* Mark Twain
* Timmins, a bum
* Hillary Anne Matthews

### Jessica McKenna

* Mrs. Faulkner
* Flannery O'Connor/Janessa
* Samuel Clemens
* Clymen, a bum
* Tennessee Williams
* An English Professor

### Zach Reino

* Mr. Faulkner
* Jackson Keats Rowling, a haberdasher
* Mark Twain (the piece of rope)
* Rustem, a bum
* A Teaching Assistant

## Songs

* "What Do You Want Here Faulkner?" (6:44)
* "Are Samuel Clemens and Mark Twain the Same?" (10:38)
* "J.K. Rowling's Magical Hats" (14:48)
* "Sound and Fury" (19:30)
* "If You Can't Have Fluffy Hair and a Bushy Mustache, What Are You Doing?" (22:52)
* "You Ain't Ready, Pa" (25:00)
* "The Train to Indianapolis" (30:29)
* "Hats That You Wear and Hats That You Share" (36:17)
* "When Will We Have Time?" (41:11)
* "Back on Track" (45:44)
* "When You Have Time (Finale)" (51:07)

Closing Song:

* "Battle of Three Seasons" (Discussion) (57:40)

## List of J.K. Rowling's Hats

* The Cornelius Fudge (bowler)
* The Hat Who Lived (tricorne)
* The Half-Red Hat (half-red chef's hat)
* The Golden Stitched (hat embroidered in gold)
* Minerva McMonocle (a monocle rather than a hat)
* Crabb and Goyle (nautical beret)
* The Dumbledore (big and slinky hat)
* Severus Drapes (named after drapes by the same name)
* Basilisk (snakeskin tophat)
* The Grey Ghost (invisible hat)
* The Bloody Baron
* The Nearly-Headless Nick (a hat cut in half)
* J.K. Rowling's Most Magical Hat

## Trivia

* It probably goes without saying, but there is no date in real life when all of these authors could have interacted. Faulkner was 13 years old when Twain died and O'Connor wouldn't be born for another 15 years, nor Tennessee Williams for another year.
* That said, the principal players were great admirers of each others' work. O'Connor said of Faulkner that "the presence alone of Faulkner in our midst makes a great difference in what the writer can and cannot permit himself to do. Nobody wants his mule and wagon stalled on the same track the Dixie Limited is roaring down."  And Faulkner called Twain "the father of American literature."

## References

1. ↑ Official Episode Description
2. ↑ Levinger, Larry. "The Prophet Faulkner." Atlantic Monthly 285 (2000): 76.
3. ↑ Jelliffe, Robert A. (1956). Faulkner at Nagano. Tokyo: Kenkyusha, Ltd.
Undercovers 7

***Undercovers 7*** is the one hundred and thirty-ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts and guest chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. It features guest Tawny Newsome. Tawny joins Zach and Jess in singing solo songs to prerecorded tracks.

## Episode Description

Best friend of the show + star of the new Netflix series, Space Force, Tawny Newsome is undercovers this week with Jess, Zach and the rest of the band! Find out more about “Barrel Racing”, a “No Thank You Pasta” song, a “Wrap Up Rap” and more!

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Brett Morris
* Tawny Newsome
* Scott Passarella
* Zach Reino
* Dana Wickens

## Songs

* "A Number? More Like A Yum-ber"" (Zach, Saloon Cowboy)
* "How I Feel" (Tawny, Emo 1)
* "My Morning" (Jess, Snappy Jazz Orphan)
* "Barrel Racing" (Tawny, Drunk And Lazy Porch Blues)
* "No Thank You Pasta" (Zach, Italiano)
* "Wrap Up Rap" (Jess, Zach Made Beat)

## What Sound Does The Wooden Frog Make?

This is a segment in the show where everyone brings something to the call and shows what sound it makes.

* Brett - What Sound Does The Otamatone Make?
* Tawny - What Sound Does The Wooden Corn-on-the-Cob Looking Thing Make?
* Dana - What Sound Does The Other Wooden Corn Make?
* Zach - What Sound Does The Other Otamatone Make?
* Jess - What Sound Does The Almost Empty Bottle Of Aperol Make?
* Scott - What Sound Do The Dead Batteries In My Stylophone Make?

## Trivia

* The photo posted on the official Earwolf page was from Tawny's last in-person episode, Men in Black 4.
* This episode was recorded before but posted after the previous Undercovers, so Brett was the one who made up "Scott Passarella, Hella Cool" before Jess said it.
Trickster University

***Trickster University*** is the one hundred and sixty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* At Trickster University, whims and deception are commonplace in this cunning place of learning. Follow Fox Candles, son of the dean, as he tries to unseat his father and-

You might have thought that there was going to be more to that sentence! Well, you were tricked! And you will definitely not be tricked even more while listening to this episode. Right?

## Episode Description

This week on OFF BOOK, it’s the usual suspects in a brand new tricky musical packed with clowning, gaslighting and more! With songs like “Get to the Root of It”, “Major in Robin Hood” and “Too Much For Us To Bear Fruits”, this episode will certainly not deceive you.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Gabrielle the Great
* Wolf Candles, Dean of Trickster University
* Sarah, Master of Disguise
* Desk/Pencil/My Hat
* Penelope, Grifts and Gifts
* Sebastian, Goat Department
* Strawberry
* Cucumber
* Moo Mesa cow boy

### Zach Reino

* Fox Candles
* Claire, Robin Hood
* Buckets, Grifts and Cons 101 professor
* Banana
* Watermelon
* Pomegranate
* Blueberry
* Emperor Car-rot
* Dakota, Moo Mesa cow boy
* Bunch of Grapes
* Tomato

## Songs

* "Trickster University, The Place Where You Learn Tricks"
* "Who Me? (Awoo)"
* "Major in Robin Hood"
* "What Did You-da Do In Bermuda?"
* "Your New Name"
* "How Do You Know When There's Something Tricky Going On Here?"
* "Bermuda Can't Hold Us, No No"
* "Too Much For Us to Bear Fruits"
* "We Have Not Won"
* "Just Say Giddy Up"
* "Moos And Fruits"
* "Like An Heirloom"
* "Get to the Root of It"
* "The Ultimate Trick Is A BFA" (Finale)
This Desert Life: With Or Without Who: LIVE!

***This Desert Life: With Or Without Who: LIVE!*** is a Stitcher Premium episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode was recorded live at the Hideout Theatre in Austin, TX on October 7, 2018. In the desert, we follow snakes, hikers, mice, and more as they all traverse this barren ecosystem.

## Episode Description

Jess and Zach are live from the Hideout Theater in Austin, TX with the new musical, "This Desert Life: With Or Without Who"!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Tyler, rattlesnake
* Hiker
* Sharon, owl
* Mouse
* Jerry, hospital employee

### Zach Reino

* Cactus
* Bronc, rattlesnake
* Clark, hiker
* Clark, owl
* Mouse, hospital receptionist

## Talkback Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Marge, snake wrangler
* Director
* Jonathan Taylor Thomas, voice of Tyler
* Faith Hill, voice of Sharon

### Zach Reino

* Jeremy Irons, voice of Bronc
* Set designer
* Tim McGraw, voice of Clark

## Songs

* "The Sun's Coming Up (But I'm Still Here)" (3:43)
* "Bite For Love" (7:15)
* "Are These Socks?" (10:35)
* "We Need To Work On Who?" (15:40)
* "The Best Part Of A Mouse" (19:03)
* "What Uuup, Snakes Is Here!" (22:01)
* "Ode To Bono" (26:45)
* " Sometimes You Drop A Mom And Dad" (32:12)
* "Close To Dying/I'm Still Here" (37:22)
* "Don't Let Your Fears Hold You Back" (42:07)
* "With Or Without You" (Finale) (47:30)

Cut Song:

* "Poison Dream Ballet" (1:00:45)
Whimsy on Wheels

***Whimsy on Wheels*** is the third episode of *Play It By Ear*, a Dropout exclusive show. The full episode was released for free on YouTube on December 7, 2022. Homebody Brendan is happy to sit in and decline hangout offers from their friends, but a mysterious rideshare app appears on their phone and they get whisked away to a strange dimension.

## Episode Description

Gogu, the ride app that doesn't take you where you want to go, it takes you where you need to go.

## Musical Cast

### Ross Bryant

* Brendan
* 16th century Italian #2

### Jess McKenna

* Female Love Island contestant
* Brendan's Tag tag friend
* Mrs. Libertini
* Pizza pocket vendor
* Michaelangelo
* Baby centaur

### Zeke Nicholson

* Male Love Island contest
* Brendan's Star Wars simulcast friend
* Jerome, Gogu driver
* 16th century Italian #3
* Cyclops

### Zach Reino

* Brendan's cacophany-oke friend
* Tyler
* Person with a goat of many colors
* Jamesinaur
* 16th century Italian

## Songs and Prompts

Group number with text message specifics such as emojis and gifs.

* "Brendan, You Gotta Come Out" (2:58)

A song including the names of as many streaming platforms as possible.

* "Stay In And Stream" (6:18)

An introductory song featuring the phrase "a change of gears".

* "A Change Of Gears" (10:44)

A historically accurate song that challenges the hero.

* "A Renaissance" (14:58)

A song that includes anecdotal facts about centaurs with a scatting solo.

* "That's A Centaur" (18:57)

A number where the characters use Gogu and fix people's problems.

* "With Our Powers Combined (Solving Personal Problems By Dinnertime)" (24:19)

Group number featuring the phrase "the rear-view mirror".

* "Friendship Is Closer Than It Appears" (30:06)
Ep List Test

***Episodes*** of *Off Book* typically run for about an hour. At the start of every episode, hosts Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino introduce the podcast, the musicians (typically Scott Passarella on the keyboard), the other people in the studio, and the guest(s). After a brief conversation with the guest(s), Scott Passarella cues them into a song and the musical begins. The episode has an intermission break halfway through, for ad-reads. Just before breaking for ads, one of the performers gives the musical its official title.

At the musical's conclusion, Jessica, Zach, and the guest(s) sing a standalone closing song. However, during remote recording in 2020 and afterwards, this ending segment has been cut from the format. On live episodes, the episode ends with theatre talkback in which Jessica, Zach, and guest(s) act as various cast and crew members for the musical they just improvised, answering the live audience's questions about the performance, and perform a song that was "cut" from the musical.

Two more formats have entered the rotation of *Off Book*. FamBand episodes (named for the family band: Scott Passarella, Brett Morris, and Dana Wickens) where they follow a loose "jam sesh" format wherein the hosts chat with one another, improvise songs, answer listener questions, and generally have a good time. The other is a monthly, long-form musical that spans multiple episodes.

Many of the older episodes are only available on Stitcher Premium. As the rights return to the creators, they were made available through the Off Book Clubhouse.
Wanda's Dad

***Wanda's Dad*** is the two hundred and forty-fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Lily Sullivan. It seems like everyone at school has the hots for Principal Robert Duprix, much to his daughter Wanda's displeasure. Follow the shenanigans of students and faculty alike, including two prank-loving admins, teachers faking accents, and a boy with something rumbly in his tummy.

## Episode Description

The hilarious Lily Sullivan (This Book Changed My Life, Righteous Gemstones) is back for a wild day-in-the-life musical about a school in Colorado with Ski P.E. and one hot as hell principal, *Wanda's Dad*. With songs like, *"The Rumble in my Tummy," "All of that Time Without a Helmet"* and *"Hot Dad"* you'll be hitting the slopes with a spring in your step and a song in your heart.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Scarlet
* Debra, admin
* Alien

### Zach Reino

* Jimmy
* Roger Duprix, Wanda's dad and principal
* Coach
* Janitor
* Spence
* Gregory

### Lily Sullivan

* Wanda
* Gale, admin
* Gregory's mom
* Carol Donahue, French teacher
* Mrs. Greenfield, English teacher

## Songs

* "Got It Bad for Wanda's Dad"
* "Good Morning Tigers"
* "We Do So Much More"
* "The Rumble in My Tummy"
* "I'm a European Woman"
* "All of That Time Without a Helmet"
* "Big Pig on the Slopes"
* "A Truth Inside Me"
* "Hot Dad" (Finale)

## Black Diamond Slope Names

* Widow's Maker's Revenge
* Misty Maiden's Maevel Navel Passage
* Dangerous Barrister's Buttocks
* Rusty Rivers Ranger's Rover
* The Grape Escape
* Eclipse: The Mitsubishi Car Got Eclipsed by the Sonata
* Touchdown Drive's Biggest Hullabaloo
* Murderous Melon-Making Machine
* Mouth Organ's Revenge of the Tiny Cat That Lives in the Vent
* Crusty Crustaceans on the Ocean of Snow
* Lickety Lickety Lickety Lickety Banana Split
* Vietnam
* Leather Couch That Sucks You In
* Name-Brand Hand Soap
* New and Last and Only Hope
* Imagine Dragons
* Roses 'N' Gun
* Blink-182
* Bye Bye Bye
* Poo Poo Poo
* Backyardigans
* Will You Ever Learn?
* Yu-Gi-Slope, King of Slopes
* Revenge of the Jedi
* An Old Hope
* Brown Paper Bag over Her Head
* Maidens Maiden's Revenge Plot
Undercovers 3

***Undercovers 3*** is the one hundred and forty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts and guest chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. It features guest Nicole Parker. Nicole is here and joining Jess and Zach for this fun new ride! Due to remote recording and call delay, singing and playing together proves difficult. Instead, the three of them sing along solo to pre-made tracks.

## Episode Description

Another episode in quarantine, which means another episode brought to you by “What Sound Does the Wooden Frog Make?”, but this time, with friend of the show, Nicole Parker! With a song by Holly Hunter, “Baby Sharks 1, 2, 3”, a “Soup” rap and more!

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Brett Morris
* Nicole Parker
	+ Holly Hunter
* Scott Passarella
* Zach Reino
* Dana Wickens

## Songs

* "Here's Holly" (Holly Hunter, Ballad)
* "Baby Sharks 1, 2, 3" (Jess, Bobby Darren Jazz)
* "Soup Rap" (Zach, House Beat)
* "Give Me A Rib!" (Nicole, Bouncy Minor)
* "Where Are You In That Birth Order?" (Jess, Smooth Beat)
* Segment: Royalty Free Jams
	+ Pretty Person And Ugly
	+ Bring Him Home
* "Lullaspy" (Nicole, Lullaby)
* "Leave A Chair For Your Friend, Elijah" (Zach, Bossanova)

## What Sound Does The Wooden Frog Make?

This is a segment in the show where everyone brings something to the call and shows what sound it makes.

* Jess - What Sound Does The Sloth Toy Who Shoots A Ball Out Of Its Mouth Make?
* Brett - What Sound Does A Theramini Make?
* Dana - What Sound Does The Moroccan Djembe Make?
* Scott - What Sound Does The Computer Duster Make?
* Nicole - What Sound Does The Baby Piano Make?

## Trivia

* Setup Check! This episode began recording after 38 minutes of setup.
* Nicole had to leave a little early.
The Puppet Formerly Known as Prince

***The Puppet Formerly Known as Prince*** is the one hundred and thirty-first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Sara Caplan. Inside the eccentric royal family of the kingdom of Squelch, heads butt and relationships turn sour. It's up to the court philosopher and a puppet show to relieve tensions and clear things up.

## Episode Description

Sara Caplan (Baby Wants Candy) joins Zach and Jess for an all new musical packed with a puppet show, a dumb prince, the Kingdom of Squelch, and more. With songs like “Could it Be A Subversive Puppet Show?”, “You Better Not Laugh At Me”, and “The Throne Isn’t Yours (Until You Take It So)”, you’ll have a royal good time listening to this musical!

## Musical Cast

### Sara Caplan

* Puppeteer #3
* Reginald
* Queen Narcissa
* Prince Mingus
* Masterson, weather mage
* Matt McCarmichael, sports mage
* Theater owner
* Suzy

### Jessica McKenna

* Puppeteer #2
* Prince Wingus Foppingpants, first in line
* Morocnates, court philospher
* Prince Bingus
* Britney

### Zach Reino

* Puppeteer
* Jester
* King
* Prince Fingus
* Washer woman
* Balthezar, traffic mage
* Chet

## Songs

* "Could It Be a Subversive Puppet Show?" (5:24)
* "You Better Not Laugh at Me" (10:43)
* "You Are The Sun" (16:53)
* "The Throne Isn't Yours (Until You Take It So)" (24:08)
* "Great Day In Sqelch" (29:19)
* "Kinds Of Princes" (35:38)
* "You Cry, I Cry" (41:38)
* "The Play To Please The King" (Finale) (48:00)

Closing Song:

* "Baby, That's Smooth" (Smooth Things) (56:30)

## As We Say Every Week...

there's a radio station that y'all should see.
Treasure the Lobster: LIVE!

***Treasure the Lobster: LIVE!*** is the one hundred and forty-ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode was recorded live at the Kennedy Center on September 11, 2019 as part of the REACH Festival. On a small privately owned island in the middle of the Atlantic, a man plans his wedding, a grandpa warns the legend of the kraken, and a woman goes on a quest to find a mystical blue lobster.

## Episode Description

It’s a very special OFF BOOK live from the Kennedy Center, with a performance of the brand new musical: “Treasure The Lobster”! With songs like “Pinchy Red Guy”, “Eat Him At Your Wedding” and “I Treasure the Treasury”, you will fully treasure this new classic ep!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Dockworker
* Bethany, historical tour guide
* Britney, treasury worker
* Sheryl, Bethany's mom
* A blue whale

### Zach Reino

* Dockworker #2
* Brian
* Treasury worker
* Grandpa
* The Kraken
* Charlie, the blue lobster
* Bethany's dad

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Lyricist
* Marketing and financier
* Costume designer

### Zach Reino

* Scenic desginer
* Environmental specialist
* Sir Anthony Hopkins

## Songs

* "Pinchy Red Guy"
* "Eat Him at Your Wedding"
* "I Treasure the Treasury"
* "Should I Go Adventure Or Should You Go Adventure?"
* "Is This Too Sad?"
* "No, No, No, I Have Never Left This Island"
* "To The Blue Lobster"
* "This'll Be Weird/Is This Too Sad? (Reprise)"
* "You Are My Lobster, You Are My Treasure" (Finale)

Cut Song:

* "Two Krakens Will Go To Mexico"
The Private School Bus

***The Private School Bus*** is the one hundred and thirtieth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Jackie Tohn. When the students of Lawrence High School board a private bus that doesn't take them where they expect, they attend a different type of class lead by the driver, Mark. Meanwhile, romance between teachers at the school flourishes without kids meddling about.

## Episode Description

Happy New Year sleepy babies! Jackie Tohn (GLOW) joins Zach and Jess for an all new musical packed with a private school bus, green lights, bear building, and more. With songs like “Private School Bus,” “In a School With No Kids,” and “School is Everywhere (School Is Everything),” it’s the perfect back to school musical!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Kid getting on bus
* Ms. Green, teacher in polycule
* Shelby, sophomore class president
* Ms. Claudette, teacher who barged in
* Build-a-Bear employee #2

### Zach Reino

* Mark, bus driver
* Kid getting on bus #2
* Driver's ed teacher in polycule
* Keith, freshman class president
* Teacher who barged in #3
* Build-a-Bear employee

### Jackie Tohn

* Kid getting on bus #3
* Karen Seabird, superintendent in polycule
* Penelope, junior class president
* Teacher who barged in
* Carey, Build-a-Bear employee

## Songs

* "Private School Bus" (8:43)
* "In a School with No Kids" (13:44)
* "School Is Everywhere (School Is Everything)" (20:10)
* "Think About It" (25:48)
* "Thank You, Keith" (31:23)
* "Exclusively, Exclusive Three" (36:20)
* "Out Of The Dark Room" (46:58)
* "Build-a-Bear" (Finale) (49:33)

Closing Song:

* "Shout It Out!" (Don't Whisper Song) (56:55)

## The Six Things You Need To Do At Build-a-Bear

1. Build a bear
2. Build a wish
3. Push the heart
4. Pull the heartstrings
5. Bring the apps
6. Bring the cups

## As We Say Every Week...

then you better be medium at plugs, my buddy!
Trashassic Trash

***Trashassic Trash*** is the one hundred and seventy-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Nick Mandernach. The Ingen company have released a new project: dinosaurs that eat trash! Find yourself in the town of Fairfield, Connecticut where there are mixed reviews and strange happenings with these prehistoric creatures around.

## Episode Description

This week Nick Mandernach (Duncanville) joins Zach, Jess, and all-the-hats Brett to present the one night only performance of Trashassic Trash The Musical! With unforgettable head-bopping numbers like TrashTrashassic Park, Goodbye Bradey Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr., and You Know I Don’t Think There’s Anything Wrong With Your Bum.

## Musical Cast

### Nick Mandernach

* Quinn, biochemist
* Bradley Paley, trashman
* Little Pimothy Nimson
* Branson McGonagall

### Jessica McKenna

* Gwen, chemistry biologist
* Counsel Member Higgins
	+ Impressions of Gail and Christal
* Pamela Cleary, shed woman

### Zach Reino

* Brady, bio-engineer
* Counselor Monty
* Bradley's trashman friend
* Chris
* Daniel, aspiring guitar player
* La Phil

## Songs

* "Trashassic Park"
* "A Dino On Every Street"
* "Tiny Bird Dinosaurs For Our Shoulders"
* "Goodbye Bradey Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr."
* "Everyone Is In A Good Mood"
* "You Know I Don't Think There's Anything Wrong With Your Bum"
* "Dogs Are Good"
* "Make Dogs Big/Trashassic Bark" (Finale)

## Oculudentavis The Scientists Say Goodbye To (Alphabetical Order)

* 1914, Ainsley, Amanda, Amanda-Lynn, Applesauce, Ashley, Austin, Bigger Dino Quinn, Biggest Dino Quinn, Bono, Bradey, Bradey Jr., Bradey Jr. Jr., Bradey Jr. Jr. Jr., Bradey Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr., Bradey Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr., Bradey Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr., Brett, Brock, Cabin In The Woods, Cap, Corn, Dallas, Dupont, Ego, Full Dome, Goodnight Moon, Half Dome, Hubris, Id, Jam, Jason, Jess, Joshua Tree, June, Limewire, Little Dino Gwen, Little Dino Quinn, Microsoft, Monday, Napster, Phoenix, Pine Tree, Tallahassee, Toaster, Toon, Tori-Lynn, U2, Want, Yosemite, Zach, Zoom, Zoom 2

## As We Say Every Week...

in the bedroom with your wife, be bolder,
goodbye!

## Trivia

* Scott is away, so Brett is the only instrumentalist in this episode!
They Died on Space Mountain!

***They Died on Space Mountain!*** is the two hundred and thirty-first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*. It features guest Ben Schwartz. After making a strange deal to go to Benihana's for a birthday party, a dad takes his sons to Disneyland, but must confront the truths he's been concealing from his family.

## Episode Description

You asked, you tweeted, and you have received! Ben Schwartz joins Zach and Jess for a tale of grief, shrimp, and friendship in *They Died on Space Mountain.* Ben is a single father just trying to take his boys to Disneyland but this is no ordinary trip. Family secrets are revealed and new friends and love are found! With songs like, *"Ken Marino," "I Feel Powerful When..."* and *"At the Benihana"* you'll feel like you're in the Happiest place on Earth!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* George Clooney
* Rod
* Beth, Disney employee
* Ken Marino

### Zach Reino

* Harvey (Tom Hanks)
* Charlie "Chod"
* Dole Whip vendor
* Ken Babrino
* Thor

### Ben Schwartz

* Gary
* Benihana chef (Brad Pitt)

## Songs

* "Do You Have A Car?"
* "Ken Marino"
* "I Feel Powerful When..."
* "Why Was That The Question You Asked?"
* "Find Your Confidence, You Matter"
* "They Follow You Home"
* "Wish"
* "What Are The Odds?"
* "What Are The Odds? (Reprise)"
* "At the Benihana" (Finale)

Ending Song:

* "Pick It Up (I Can't Find My Keys)"
Wild by Cheryl Strayed

***Wild by Cheryl Strayed*** is the sixty-fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Jackie Johnson.

## Episode Description

Actress, writer and *Natch Beaut* host Jackie Johnson joins Jess and Zach for a wild new musical packed with nature, camping, fancy people in the mountains, chippity-choppity chipmunks, and sex with ghosts! With songs like "We Call It Lamping," "Let's Barter!" and "That's Wild," this new episode will give you winnnngs!

## Musical Cast

### Jackie Johnson

* Marsha
* Bubbles 1 through 6000, the Sea-Monkeys

### Jessica McKenna

* Michelle
* Ghost of John Muir
* Cheryl Strayed
* Punch McSwims, the betta fish

### Zach Reino

* Robert
* Mr. Chauncible, the dog
* Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt
* (Closing) The Chooch

## Songs

Bonus:

* "Costco Hacks" (3:04)

Musical:

* "We Call It Lamping" (5:14)
* "Twittering-Twattering Birds" (9:42)
* "Martha, The Middle (of the Massage Train)" (13:23)
* "That's Wild/Super Bass" (18:29)
* "Everything Is An REI" (23:03)
* "Let's Barter!" (28:40)
* "We Bartered!" (33:06)
* "(Up In These Trees) We Got Wings" (34:51)
* "What Do Our Pets Sound Like?" (38:18)
* "Into The Wild Wild Woods" (43:08)
* "How Do Ghosts Get Down?" (47:55)
* "A Ghost With The Most/Get Wild" (Finale) (52:25)

Closing Song:

* "Jackie and the Chooch" (Q & A) (56:05)

## Costco Hacks

1. Anyone can buy alcohol there, fo sho.
2. Instacart will deliver from Costco (source: Engineer Brett).
3. Costco offers the best deal on contact lenses.

## Trivia

* The episode contains a spontaneous bonus song in the intro conversation where the hosts share Costco shopping tips.
* Zach had to "leave to go to the bathroom" before the ending segment, but Chooch filled in for him at the mic while he was away.
Fear the Ocean

***Fear the Ocean*** is the two hundred and sixty-third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Mary Lou. Twin sisters Catrina and Catalina venture off to sail the sea for the first time since their parents were taken by the waves.

## Episode Description

The ocean is a dangerous force to be feared, and the only person brave enough to improvise a musical about it with us is this week's guest! We are joined by the hilarious and talented Mary Lou for *Fear the Ocean*, a seafaring voyage filled with nautical lore, salad dressing, unexpected boys, and turtles all the way up. Join us as we search for the heart of the ocean, and drink for the first time!

## Musical Cast

### Mary Lou

* Catrina
* Chat, Sigma Kai
* Turtle #3
* Dale, whale shark

### Jessica McKenna

* Catalina
* Chet, Sigma Kai
* Turtle #2
* Charlie, turtle with buoyancy problems
* Shark
* Mom

### Zach Reino

* Old Grimace, bartender
* Pierce
* Chut, Sigma Kai
* Turtle
* Chuck, great white shark
* The Ocean
* Dad

## Songs

* "Have You Seen the Ocean?"
* "The Sky Went Grey, the Clouds Went Boom"
* "Catalina Dressing"
* "Are You Surprised?"
* "Turtle Time"
* "Sharks Try Something New"
* "Bring It Back to Where It Belongs"
* "All Streams Lead to the Ocean" (Finale)
When You're a Shark: LIVE!

***When You're a Shark: LIVE!*** is the two-hundred and fifty-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It was recorded live at The Bourbon Room in Hollywood, CA, on May 1, 2022 as a part of Netflix Is a Joke Fest, and released on June 7, 2022. The musical follows the owner of Sharky's Italian Food and his grandson as they face being bought out by a new boardwalk developer.

## Episode Description

The following was recorded live at the Bourbon Room in Los Angeles as part of the Netflix is a Joke festival in 2022.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Rebecca Donnenfeld, boardwalk developer
* Glen, Dom Jr.'s grandkid
* Fudge, co-owner of Fudge and Taffy's Taffy and Fudge Shop
* Jeremy, a tiger shark
* Balloon man operator

### Zach Reino

* Dom Toretto Jr., owner of Sharky's Italian Food
* Carlton, Rebecca's butler
* Taffy, co-owner of Fudge and Taffy's Taffy and Fudge Shop
* Brendan, Glen's best friend
* Great white shark

## Talkback Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Nigel, set designer
* Twin #2, actor who played Taffy
* Writer #1 (of seven)
* Actor #1
* Animal handler

### Zach Reino

* Twin #1, actor who played Fudge
* Writer #2 (of seven)
* Actor #2
* Director

## Songs

* "Who Do I Gotta Eat to Be King of This Town" (4:33)
* "This One's for Me" (12:27)
* "Disposable Income (Big Thoughts)" (18:25)
* "Which Is Which" (28:15)
* "You Made It Shark" (33:36)
* "The Most Dangerous Game" (38:39)
* "Hide From the Snake" (43:53)
* "It Was a Sham!" (46:41)
* "Story Is Important" (51:40)
* "Just a Basket" (1:00:47)
* "You're a Shark, and That's It" (1:07:27)

Cut Song:

* "The Boardwalk (It Always Has More Shops!)" (1:23:27)

Jam Session Songs:

* "A Pitcher" (1:29:58)
* "God Here (And I Like What I Hear)" (1:32:48)
* "Soup's All About (The Ingredients You Don't Use)" (1:38:01)
Wait...THAT'S in My Quilt!?

***Wait...THAT'S in my Quilt!?*** is the two hundred and tenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. Zach introduces a new segment that titles the episode: Scott chooses a random patch (like from a quilt!) from his keyboard and, based off the sound, a song is improvised.

## Episode Description

Listen, the show has never sounded better. Brett said so, and Brett knows more about mixing than we do. This one has songs like *Where There's Smoke, Robo-Dolphin, The First People (To Have This Idea), Hot Takes, A Small Town,* and *Locks.* It also has a new/perfect segment, and Jessica telling a story while repeatedly moving the bar on what we should expect from said story. You're gonna love it, trust us.

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Brett Morris
* Scott Passarella
* Zach Reino
* Dana Wickens

## Songs

* "Where There's Smoke"
* "The First People (To Have This Idea)"
* "Hot Takes"
* "Boom Boom Boom"
* "Flying Treehouse (On ABC)"
* "Robo-Dolphin"
* "A Small Town"
* "Locks"
* "Tiny Song" (Goodbye Song)

## Everyone's Ideal Food Weather

* Jess - snow flurry of popcorn
* Dana - cherry tomato hail
* Zach - bruschetta storm
* Scott - chocolate flood
* Brett - Nerds mist
Iliya Island

"Iliya Island is quite close to the town of Veila, close enough to see Cron Castle of Eastern Balenos.

Most of the island is mountainous and it is not easy to bring reinforcements from the inland, so everyone on guard here is a Vigilante.

Many travelers and adventurers come to Iliya Island to

witness the spectacular view from its highest peak." In-game knowledge, Topography, Balenos, Eastern Balenos.

Interest Level: 26

Favor: 21 - 27

   Can be reached by Ferry leaving from Veila docks.

Shops -

* General Goods
* Stable
* Storage
* Trade Manager
* Work Supervisor

NPC's -

* Baori
* Barbara
* Dario
* Diago
* Lillia
* Lindby
* Maonil

Purchasable Properties -

* Iliya Island 1-1
* Iliya Island 1-2
* Iliya Island 2-1
* Iliya Island 2-2
* Iliya Island 3
* Iliya Island 4-1
* Iliya Island 4-2
* Iliya Island 5
* Iliya Island 6-1
* Iliya Island 6-2

Specialties -

* Iliya Island Harpoon Amulet

Connecting Nodes -

* Arakil Island
* Ostra Island
Beer

"Velians love putting back a beer or two after a hard day's work. This beer made from the malt of barley. Calpheon's main crop, has a nicely bitter taste. Other places produce their own kind of beer or other similar-tasting alcoholic beverages using the cops common to their regions." From in-game knowledge, Life Skill, Cooking, Fermentation.

After 5 turns, Favor will be increased by 4 for 4 turns.

Interest Level : 29

Favor : 21 - 26

Must be Beginner 1 and higher in Cooking.

Cooking Ingredients : Grain x5, Mineral Water x6, Leavening Agent x2, Sugar x1

Recovers Worker's Stamina + 2.
What Are You Not the Mayor Of?

"Who Are You Not the Mayor Of" is the seventh song of *Play It Forward!.* Archie admits he treats his whole life like work, and Trev and Trav try to convince him he needs to find ways to relax.

## Lyrics

**Trev**

What are you not the mayor of?

You're not the mayor of ants,

**Archie (spoken)**

Sure.

**Trev**

You could look at some ants,

And just watch them all dance.

**Trav**

What are you not the mayor of?

Who doesn't need to win your vote?

Have you ever gotten to a lake,

And just tried to do a little float?

**Trev**

Float in the lake,

Hang out with ants,

Just give silly things a chance.

**Trav**

Or float in the tub

And do a little dance,

Like those ants somehow

Got into your pants.

**Trev**

Who are not your constituents?

What about the clouds?

Do they make you angry,

When they're just hanging around?

**Archie**

What am I not the mayor of?

What am I

**Archie & Trev**

not the mayor of?

**Archie**

Wow, you've really given me something to think about.

**Trev**

Try it.

**Archie**

And these horses,

Maybe this wasn't the best...

Way out

Of my anger

And my rage and my stress.

But now that I think about

Putting that work to rest,

I like building fountains!

Complex, watery things.

**Trev**

Are we talking like backyard ponds or more?

**Archie**

I like building fountains,

Any size, sometimes made of natural things

Or springs.

They can be a structure,

They can be a pond,

They can have rocks or

Designs or

Just a simple water features.

**Trev**

Like one of those pots that just is constantly overflowing,

**Archie**

Right

**Trev**

That's a fountain.

**Archie**

And I'm not the mayor of

My fountains.

**Trev**

It seems like

That could take some work

But look,

Elvis Got a Brand New Bag is rolling around in the dirt,

**Archie**

Hwoah

**Trev**

So here's five dollars,

It's just a start,

To follow the fountainy dream in your heart

**Trev (background)**

Bubble up, bubble up, bubble up,

All of your hopes,

Bubble up, bubble up, bubble up,

All of your hopes

**Archie (foreground)**

Elvis, down in the mud,

Elvis likes the mud,

And I'm not the mayor of

**Archie & Trev**

How he likes the mud

**Archie**

I'm not the mayor of

How he liked the mud
Stacy's Mailbag

***Stacy's Mailbag*** is the one hundred and eighty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. Stacy has delivered the mail to the lounge! Zach, Jess, and Scott are all on the mic and giving A's to your Q's. Lounge January continues with a chill vibe and banger songs.

## Episode Description

Lounge January continues as the gang answers your questions in this special mailbag episode! Zach and Scott are 2RudeDudes, Jess sings a significant amount of copyrighted material, and a deep dive into the lore of Karate Bird reveals more questions than answers. Even though Scott has a mic, they still make him play songs like Lance Armstrong & The Moon, Structureless Kite Salesmen, Questions: Karate Bird and This is Fun Actually: No Soap for a Polar Bear.

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Scott Passarella
* Zach Reino

## Songs

* "Structureless Kite Salesmen"
* "Lance Armstrong & the Moon"
* "Questions: Karate Bird" (E-40 Parody)
* "This Is Fun Actually: No Soap for a Polar Bear"
* "Autotune Going Away Song" (Fun With Filters)

## As We Say Every Week...

you're going to be a polar bear's best and last hope.

## Trivia

* A segment is introduced in this episode, where Scott plays well known tunes as Zach and Jess attempt to mold lyrics thematically relevant to polar bears who need soap to the song. Songs include: A Spoonful of Sugar (Mary Poppins), One (A Chorus Line), Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), Hey Jude (The Beatles), Memory (Cats).
Well Well Well, Look at These Eggs

***Well Well Well, Look at These Eggs*** is the two hundred and thirty sixth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* We follow the life of two siblings running a diner that their parents left them with two years prior. Todd wishes to follow his kickball dreams while Sally does her part in a mysterious secret society...

## Episode Description

Jessica becomes Detective Pikachu and that's before the musical even starts. This one is about eggs, kickball, when your parents go to India and put the phone on airplane mode to ignore you, and SO MUCH MORE! No guest this week because of a certain ongoing public health situation. Hello new friends who found us from TikTok!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Sally
* Mom
* Stevie
* Cartersberg player
* Spencerville player

### Zach Reino

* Todd
* Dad
* Clint
* Cartersberg player #2
* Spencerville player #2

## Songs

* "Ways to Make Eggs" (8:20)
* "Order Up, Please!" (11:38)
* "Definitely Coming Back (Sorry About the Team)" (15:30)
* "Keeping Our Phones on Airplane Mode Forever" (21:13)
* "Clint's Prophecy" (27:56)
* "It Wouldn't Just Be a Theramin" (37:55)
* "Shut Up and Kiss Me" (39:20)
* "A Slow Rolled Pitch (Of a Big Red Ball)" (45:38)
* "22" (Finale) (50:55)

## As We Say Every Week...

then it makes sense for you to be the lil' sacrifice.

## Secret Society Sound Puzzles Solved

* A raccoon that got a dustpan stuck to its paw running across a roof.
* An ice cube melting off another ice cube it was sitting on, falling over in a pint glass with one centimeter of Guiness at the bottom.
* Two kids, one wearing half of a roller-blade, slipping on a dryer sheet on a hardwood floor and falling backwards into his brother who was sitting on the ground in a beanbag chair.
* A kickball red ball kicked by Todd with his weak ankles that were lightly taped that went up in the air and 10 minutes later crashed through the diner window, rolled over four types of different preparations of eggs- omelette, scrambled, over-easy, hard- until it hit three glasses of milk with different levels of milk in them: 1cm, 2cm, 3.5cm.
Time Fountain: Fountain of Time! Chapter 4

**Time Fountain: Fountain of Time! Chapter 4** is the one hundred and ninety-ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It is also the fourth episode of the ongoing musical Time Fountain: Fountains of Time.

## Episode Description

The story continues! Gregor and Penelope pull themselves away from the beautiful Bavarian lake to try and find Catalina and Jensen. Meanwhile the New Shark Tooths Gang has taken over the soda fountain in the Gilded Age and some of the characters can’t decide if this is their story or not. With songs like, *“Pretzel Heart,” “Not About Me”* and *“Simon Didn’t Say,”* you’ll say: “MORE PLEASE!”

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Catalina, a child
* Dr. Penelope Penrose, a curator
* Frederick, Bavarian construction worker
* Jameson Smithison, Shark Tooth Gang member
* Sir Simon of Repetition, knight
* Parisian man

### Zach Reino

* Jenson, a child
* Gregor, a janitor
* Heimlick, Bavarian construction worker
* Chet, Shark Tooth Gang boss
* Dargles the Dragon
* Soda shop owner
* Rubix the Cube, knight

## Songs

* "Pretzel Heart"
* "Things to Put on Bread"
* "That's the Plan, See?"
* "Low and Slow"
* "Not About Me"
* "Please Don't Make Me Walk Back Through This Field"
* "Simon Didn't Say"
* "How Do You Even Kiss, Though?"
* "Small Women"
* "Every Year Is the Most Romantic Year in Paris"
X-Moms: Days of Mother's Moms

***X-Moms: Days of Mother's Moms*** is the twenty-sixth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Zeke Nicholson.

## Episode Description

Zeke Nicholson (White Women) joins Zach and Jess this week for a new maternally mutant musical! With songs like "Captain James Pilot," "This Fight Is a Mother," and "What a Stink We Made," you'll be sure to gain all the powers after listening to these completely improvised tunes.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Nurse #1
* Professor Jeanette Xavier
* Kelly
* Computer Teacher
* Gerald

### Zeke Nicholson

* Clarissa
* Steph

### Zach Reino

* Nurse #2
* Captain James Pilot
* Professor Maggie Neto
* Kaitlyn
* Mrs. Mario
* Maureen/Wolvermaureen

## Songs

* "Congratulations on Your Brand New Baby" (8:36)
* "Captain James Pilot" (14:00)
* "Chaos and Spoiled Kids"(18:25)
* "Cold, Cold Hands" (23:17)
* "What a Stink We Made" (27:14)
* "Computer Academy" (34:18)
* "It's A-maze-ing" (36:10)
* "X-Ray Vi-Cold Hands" (40:14)
* "This Fight Is a Mother" (46:00)
* "What a Stink We Made (Reprise)" (52:10)
* "Metal Prison" (54:28)
* "Finale" (Bending Metal/Captain James Pilot [Reprise]/It's A-maze-ing [Reprise]) (59:00)

Closing Song:

* "Okay, Let Him Up as a Boy Yeah Yeah This Is Just" (New Phone, Who Dis?) (1:10:40)

## List of Mutant Powers

* Telepathy
* The power to bestow curses
* Cold hands
* Ice out of hands
* Magnetic powers
* Jumping on people and turning them into coins
* Shooting fireballs
* Flight
* X-ray vision
* Shooting knives out of hands
* Turning into an iron woman
* Manipulating everything but metal
* Bending metal
A Muse Bouche

***A Muse Bouche*** is the two hundred and sixty-second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* In the creative and magical city of France, a head chef brainstorms a new dish, a privately owned McDonald's changes up its concept, a painter finds inspiration, and the muses help everyone along the way.

## Episode Description

A fancy french restaurant, a McDonalds, personified inspiration, tiny bow-ties, this one has it all (by all we mean specifically those things.) Join us from a DIFFERENT Brett and Danas living room as we add the golden arches to the list of businesses with grounds to sue us.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Chef Claire
* Kitchen staff
* Petri, McDonald's employee
* Creative muse
* George, painter

### Zach Reino

* Junior, sous chef
* Saucier
* Chef de cuisine
* Carl, owner of a private McDonald's
* Creative muse
* Boy scout

## Songs

* "Alone in the Kitchen"
* "5-Star McDonald's"
* "Ba Da Ba, I'm Lovin' It"
* "Switching It Up"
* "Does My Muse Affect Your Muse?"
* "Stupid Frickin' Idiot"
* "You've Been Struck by Banksky"
* "It Tastes Like Childhood"
* "Sundae in the Park" (Finale)