Veteran QBs Are Desperate to Keep Their Jobs

**Veteran QBS Are Desperate to Keep Their Jobs**

## Plot synopsis

*Things don't go as planned when fringe starting QBs create a fake QB to try to keep their jobs during the draft process.*

## Appearances

 *Characters as they appear from left to right*

* Cam Newton
* Jimmy Garoppolo
* Matt Ryan
* Patrick Mahomes II
* Mac Jones
* Unknown Wide Receiver
* Kyle Shanahan
* Bill Belichick
* Arthur Smith
* Drew Lock
* Vic Fangio
* John Elway
* "New Broncos GM"
* Justin Fields
* Robert Kraft
* Belichick's Dog
* Adam Lefkoe
* Connor Rogers
* Trey Lance
* Zach Wilson
* Kellen Mond
* Kyle Trask
* Davis Mills
* Trevor Lawrence
* Dan Orlovsky
* Brock Moxie
* Jalen Hurts
* Joe Burrow
* Justin Herbert
* Jon Gruden
* Jerry Jones
* Penei Sewell
* Andy Dalton

## Transcript

* *00:00*

- Let’s begin with the mantra.

00:01

- Mak one gnag—

00:03

- Making it to the Super Bowl WAS an accomplishment.

00:06

- I definitely liked winning the Super Bowl more than losing it.

00:09

- All in favor of kicking Pat out of the group?

00:11

- Second order of business…

00:12

PROJECT XO.

00:14

Our coaches can’t scout a real QB to replace us

00:17

if they are too busy scouting a fake QB.

00:19

- I really don’t think we’re gonna be replaced.

00:24

- Finally, another Kirk Cousins.

00:27

- FINE!

00:27

It’s time for fake QB prospect

00:30

BROCK MOXIE.

00:33

- We’re gonna need to think young and hip,

00:35

so I enlisted—

00:35

- DREW LOCK IN THE HIZZY. [Air horn]

00:37

OOH.

00:37

This is my Madden station/ state-of-the-art draft sim.

00:40

Really banking on y'all to save your boy’s job.

00:42

- Step one:

00:43

Get the word out.

00:45

- You know, I’m hearing a lot of good things about this Brock Moxie.

00:48

- I don’t trust Justin Fields’ background.

00:50

You know,

00:51

Ohio State.

00:52

- You know, Brock Moxie went to North Hawaii Christian Military.

00:54

That place is a dang QB factory.

00:56

- Wow.

00:57

- Step two:

00:58

hype videos.

01:00

- Well, there’s almost no tape on Trey Lance,

01:02

so you know I love him.

01:04

- Yeah, you know who there’s even less tape on?

01:07

- Bro, you look great,

01:08

but we’re not supposed to see your face.

01:10

- Step 3:

01:11

Let the media do its thing.

01:12

- Connor,

01:13

Brock Moxie:

01:14

Is the hype real?

01:15

- Look, Lefkoe,

01:16

my player comp is Patrick Mahomes mixed with the trickster god Loki.

01:19

- My sources are saying that every other QB besides Brock Moxie

01:22

is a low-class idiot who hates football.

01:23

- To keeping our jobs!

01:25

- WHOOPS.

01:26

- [Computer voice:] Creating Brock Moxie.

01:28

- WHAT’S HAPPENING?!

01:29

- Uh-oh, that’s right.

01:30

Madden now lets you physically create a character.

01:33

- Hello, I’m rookie Brock Moxie,

01:36

and I don’t even have a baby voice.

01:38

- [Gasping]

01:40

- KILL, KILL, KILL.

01:41

- BUT THINGS WORK OUT FOR ME.

01:42

I’M HOT.

01:43

- HURRY!

01:43

HE RUNS A 4.2 40.

01:45

- [Cam Newton:] Oh, God,

01:46

he escaped the pocket.

01:49

- Yeah, man, I just think,

01:50

“Who would I want to work in a coal mine with?”

01:52

and I draft that guy, man.

01:54

- Prepare to have a sophomore slump…

01:56

IN HELL.

01:58

- WATCH OUT.

02:00

- OFFENSIVE LINEMAN OUT OF OREGON

02:11

- Huh?

02:11

What’s this?

02:13

- MUST. START. QUARTERBACK. CONTROVERSY.

02:16

- GEE GAD!

02:17

PLEASE!

02:17

THINK OF ALL THE CHILDREN WITH THEIR ANDY DALTON BEARS JERSEYS!