Mean Girl Secretary Falls Asleep On You

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Hi. Are you here for a meeting? Huh? Oh, we're in the same class? Really? No, this is my father's business. Someone is off sick and I came to visit my dad to ask if i could have a new pair of Fendi shoes. I need them, and he said I could have them if I filled in for a couple of hours, so here I am! I wouldn't even usually be here. What's your name again? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think I remember you.

What? We went on a date like five months ago? Really? Well, I have no recollection of that. Time really does fly. Was it a good date? Oh, well... why don't I help you with whatever you came in here for and maybe that will jog my memory. Show me what's in your hand. Hmm? Resume. You want a job here? Cute.

I don't really need to see all that rubbish. If I remember correctly you're pretty smart. Not that I remember much about you or think about you or anything like that. If I tell my daddy to give you the job, he will do it. He's in a meeting right now, and I like... want bubble tea, so why don't we like blow this joint? I can take my lunch break and you can open all the doors and carry my purse for me.

Good. You know, sitting on the front desk all morning has been so incredibly boring. I am exhausted. Yeah, I was supposed to like go to a nail appointment today and I had to cancel it for this. Yeah. I really want those shoes! Anyway, I could really do with a nap, Here? I guess I could. My daddy owns this place too.

You look like you might make a good electric blanket. Yeah. You can make room for me to sit on your lap, right? That's what I thought. You would be an idiot not too, obviously. You are nice and warm. I was right. Oh, don't be such a baby. If you don't put your arms around my waist, I'm going to be really uncomfortable.

Lucky you! I figured it out. I remember you now. Yeah. You look a little different than last year. Where did you disappear to? Huh. Well you could have told me or like, something? Mm-hmm. Why? Are you dense? I thought i'd made it quite clear I had a nice time on our last date, and if i'm not mistaken you said that ou had a nice time too. Were you just being polite? No? Oh, good.

There was something i didn't get around to last time. Mm-hmm. What? Come closer. Yes. Oh my God, are you actually blushing? How adorable! You really are a very cute play thing. It's really not polite to keep a lady waiting. If you still wanted a date you should have told me. Hmm? You're nervous? Of course you were. Poor little thing.

For someone so academically intelligent you don't have much common sense, do you? Oh, calm down. Look, maybe if I kiss you on the face it'll stop being so red. Oh no, I made it worse! I didn't do that on purpose! Okay, maybe I did. I couldn't help it. You're quite entertaining to poke at.

Okay... I'll stop, I'll stop. I need to get some beauty sleep before I'm back to writing down dates in my father's diary. Just shut up and stay still for a while. You can finish my drink if you want. I'm full. What are you doing tonight? Hmm? No. You were going to come and pick me up from work. Do you understand? Mm-hmm. Good.

Oh well, I was aiming for your face but i guess your neck sufices. I'm too tired. Just hold me while I sleep.