Nico goes to the Movies!

**Nico goes to the Movies!** is the 35th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

## Plot

The μ's decide to go to the movies, everyone wants to see *Finding Dory* except Nico, who wanted to see *Deadpool*, an R Rated movie.

## Characters

### The μ's

* Honoka Kousaka
* Rin Hoshizora
* Umi Sonoda
* Eli Ayase
* Nozomi Toujou
* Hanayo Koizumi
* Maki Nishikino
* Kotori Minami
* Nico Yazawa

### Supporting

* Yui Hirasawa
* Haruka Amami
* Igor the Mii
* Pingy Animatronic
* Nico Yazawa's Mother
* Cotaro Yazawa
* Camilla

### Minor

* Audience Person 1
* Cinema Employer

## Transcript

* [The episode starts with the μ's outside of Honoka's house]
* Nico: "What are we gonna do?"
* Honoka: "We'll go to the movies!"
* Hanayo: "Y...Yeah...?"
* Nico: "So Honoka, can i go watch *Deadpool* when we get there?"
* [Honoka gasps]
* Honoka: "No, we'll watch *Finding Dory*!"
* Nico: "Why can't we watch *Deadpool*?!"
* Honoka: "Because it has the R rating."
* [They go to the bus to go to the movies]
* [When they get to the movies, Yui, Haruka, Igor and Pingy are on the Movies as well]
* Nico: "Honoka, can i go to the bathroom before we see *Finding Dory*?"
* Honoka: "Sure, but be quick!"
* [Nico sneaks to see *Deadpool*]
* Nico: "Finally..."
* [Cut to the other μ's members, still waiting to see *Finding Dory*]
* Nozomi: "Why is Nico-chi taking so long?!?"
* [Haruka Amami whipsers to Honoka that Nico probably went to see Deadpool instead.]
* Honoka: "Should we call her mother?"
* Umi: "Do it, Honoka."
* [Honoka calls Nico's Mother on her phone]
* Honoka: [In the phone] "Hello Mrs. Yazawa, Nico went to see *Deadpool*."
* [Cut to Nico]
* Nico: "This is the best movie ever!"
* [Suddenly, a ringtone starts playing "Nico Nico Nii!" on her phone]
* [Nico attends it]
* Nico: [in the phone] "Hello?"
* Nico's Mother: [in the phone] "Nico, why the hell would you watch an R rated movie?! You know you're not 18 years old to watch R rated movies! You're 17!"
* Nico: [in the phone] "You're not here, so i get to do whatever i want!"
* [Nico hangs up the phone]
* Audience Person 1: "Who the hell are you talking to lady?!? You know phones aren't allowed in the cinemas!"
* Nico: "Who cares!?"
* [A Cinema Employer walks in]
* Cinema Employer: "What is going on in here?"
* Nico: "The audience won't shut the f\*ck up!"
* Cinema Employer: "You're using a phone, that's not allowed!"
* [Nico gets kicked out of the cinema]
* [And Nico's Mother & Cotaro appears in front of her]
* Nico: [gulp] "Mom!"
* Nico's Mother: "Nico, why did you just watch an R rated movie?! You know you're 17!"
* Nico: "I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE FINDING DORY!"
* [Cotaro laughs]
* Nico: "SHUT UP!"
* [Nico beats up Cotaro, Cotaro cries]
* Nico's Mother: "WHY YOU DID BEAT UP YOUR BROTHER!?"
* Nico: "Cause he is a f\*cking psycho who likes to laugh at me for no motherf\*cking reasons!!!"
* Nico's Mother: "HE'S NOT A PSYCHO, NICO! WE'RE GOING HOME NOW!"
* Nico: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE!!! I'LL BEHAVE!!!"
* Nico's Mother: "I don't believe you!"
* [Nico karate kicks her mother in the face]
* Nico: "DEFEATED NOW B\*TCH?!"
* Nico's Mother: "HOW DARE YOU!? I'M GOING TO TELL THE OTHER μ's  MEMBERS AND CAMILLA!"
* [Nico is crying like a baby]
* [When the other μ's members leave the cinema...]
* Nico's Mother: "Nico just karate kicked me in the face!"
* Honoka: "Nico!"
* Nico: "But i just learned Karate since childhood!"
* Honoka: "Who cares?"
* [Nico attempts to Karate chop Honoka, but fails since Camilla holds her hand before Nico could do it to Honoka.]
* [Camilla makes a sadist smirk before breaking Nico's Arm]
* [Nico is whimpering]
* Camilla: "Hehe...Sweet Dreams...~"
* [Camilla breaks Nico's other arm]
* [Nico is crying]
* Nico: "Mom! Help me!"
* Nico's Mother: "You deserve it!"
* Nico: "Why!?"
* Nico's Mother: "Because you misbehave too much!"
* [Nico attempts to karate kick her mother once again, but fails]
* Camilla: "Looks like i'll have to break her legs too...~"
* [Camilla breaks Nico's legs.]
* [Nico is crying]
* Nico: "Ouch!!! It hurts so much!!!"
* [Nico's Mother drags Nico home]
* [At home...]
* Nico: "Mom, can you call an ambulance?"
* Nico's Mother: "No!"
* Nico: "Why the f\*ck not?!"
* Nico's Mother: "Because you deserve all of your punishments!"
* Nico: "Noooo!"
* [The episode ends with Nico crying]

## Trivia

* It is unknown why Nico didn't want to see *Finding Dory* with the other μ's members, though the writer Igor the Mii assumes because Nico thinks *Finding Dory* is too childlish.
* This episode also reveals that Nico can do karate moves.