Season 2, Session 0, Episode 5

### **SESSION 5**

* **Joo’nem waits outside and sets up a hunting trap and a fire for a possible ambush**
* **Inside, Guer, Treble, XIII and Devis are figuring out how to get these two heavy chests out**

* + **Treble tells a few guys to that the ‘Boss’ wants these chests moved.**
	+ **Rolls a Nat20 on persuasion, and gets the help he needs**
	+ **Casts Animal Friendship on one of the wolfs**

* + - **Michaeljay Wolf**
	+ **Makes friends; suppressing the urge to hiss at the wolf**
* **They make their way out and run into a couple bandits in the corridor**

* + **They ask: Where the fuck are you going?**

* + - **Treble: Boss says we need to move these for a potential buyer**
		- **Rolls a -8 on History to come up with something clever**
		- **Turns out they were talking to ‘The Boss’**
		- **Guer tries to intimidate one of the guys**

* + - * **Uses inspiration then rolls a Nat20 and a 4 from guidance**
		- **2nd in command backs off**
	+ **The guy says: I’m the leader, these are imposters!**
	+ **XIII leaps out of the backpack**

* + - **Level 2 - does 20 damage and kills the boss in 1 turn**
	+ **Devis casts Calm Emotions with a clutch spell selection**
	+ **Guer disguises himself as the leader and they get the rest of the bandits to bring the chests out**
* **Joo’nem sees bandits walking out of the cave with XIII in the front and a passive wolf following**
* **XIII introduces disguised ‘Boss’, saying he just got done taking a Guer to let Joo’nem know what’s up**

* + **Joo’nem wonders if they should go**
* **10 solid minutes of figuring out how to transport these chests and/or the items inside**
* **They open the chests to find very large Urns...nearly the size of Treble and Devis**

* + **Joo’nem will carry an urn, the others will attach sticks to the last chest and hoist them up to carry.**
	+ **As Joo’nem grabs an urn it begins to pulse with blue magical energy along the coy fish etchings**
	+ **Guer grabs a second urn and the same magical blue radiance kicks off**
	+ **The other 3 will work with transporting the second chest**
* **The plan is to go back to the mountain pass to find Slippery Steve and maybe get some transport help**
* **As they depart, Joo’nem remembers he left a hidden hunting trap near the entrance to the bandit hideout…**
* **Guer casts Identify on his urn**

* + **It is from the Transmutation school**
	+ **The information of this urn eludes his magical capeabilities**
* **Return to the mountain pass to find Slippery Steve**

* + **There are crawl marks in the snow**
	+ **Joo’nem catches his scent and they make their way down to the river bank**
	+ **They find steve...Laying in a pool of his own vomit…**
	+ **Joo’nem learns that the others used the same sap to poison the bandits in the hideout**
	+ **Joo’nem suggests a burial**
	+ **XIII says some ‘words’ for Steve**
* **Return to Lylash’s house**

* + **As we return, the door is busted in and drag marks out of the front**
	+ **Joo’nem sees in the window that Drandolyn is missing**
	+ **There was a feather left by Cain**

* + - **Joo’nem picks it up with his trunk (Dumbo!)**
	+ **Treble jumps on Michaeljay Wolf as a mount**

* + - **Nat1 and he hurts the wolf.  Michaeljay Wolf bits treble**
		- **Joo’nem puts him down**
* **The Menagerie decides on their next action**

* + **Hide the Urns and go find someone that may have seen what happened?**
	+ **There is eerily no one around**
* **Guer rolls a Nat20 for History (35) on the urns**

* + **Coy fish have a lot of lore associated with Ancient Magic**
	+ **Blue glow =/ Revenant is blue**
	+ **Water etchings may relate to some liquid**
	+ **Haven’t seen pine needles before (they are on the urn)**
* **We decide to open one of the expended Urns**

* + **Everyone backs up**
	+ **Juju can’t open it.  It’s magically sealed**
	+ **Juju then hits it with his mace and it recoils right back into his face**
* **We then decide to touch the other Urns**

* + **Joo’nem didn’t activate the 2nd urn**
	+ **He throws it at Devis who dodges**
	+ **XIII grabs it and it does the same glowing expenditure**
	+ **Wobbles tries, but it doesn’t react**

* + - **X**
	+ **Devis and Treble try to do Boulder-Parchment-Shears, but can’t figure out the timing**

* + - **Joo’nem gets frustrated and just touches the Urn to Treble**
* **Nothing different happens after the fourth touches an urn**
* **They hide the urns in Lylesh’s house and start on their way to the Mystic Satchel**
* **On the way, they hear some whistling and see someone in a ‘tree-house’**

* + **We meet Puck a tinkerer**
	+ **And Butterbutt the bird**
	+ **This is Treble’s Uncle Puck!**
	+ **Puck uses his ‘cane’ as a pipe and offers it to Treble**

* + - **Treble fakes a puff and Prestidigitates some smoke**
		- **Joo’nem, being polite takes as big a puff as the others**

* + - * **Rolls a 17 CON saving throw**
			* **Gets reeeealy high**
		- **XIII passes on the smoke and passes it to Guer**
		- **Wobbles takes a hit first**
		- **Guer takes a big rip**

* + - * **Rolls a 4 CON saving throw**
			* **Begins drooling and passes out**
			* **Even in a session without combat, Guer still gets knocked out**
		- **Wobbles is walking to the edge as a ‘flying squirrel’ and jumps**
		- **Joo’nem jumps after him and lands on him...believing him to have flown off**
	+ **Puck asks if we have met the ‘Mayor’ yet ...Cain**

* + - **He made an announcement to everyone to abandon the village**
		- **Puck hid out in a hidden compartment in the tree**
	+ **Puck and Treble catch up**
	+ **Devis begins to explain what the Menagerie has been up to**
	+ **Puck noticed Lylesh go North quickly, alone.**

* + - **She may not know about Drandolyn yet**
	+ **Treble doesn’t want Uncle Puck to get involved in this trouble**
	+ **Uncle Puck gives Treble a Sending Stone**
	+ **Devis then takes a hit of the pipe**

* + - **Rolls 10 CON save**
		- **Starts getting paranoid**
		- **Screams at Guer: “They’re coming!” and Guer gives him a Bugbear hug**
	+ **Joo’nem goes for a Nature walk over one of the rope bridges.**

* + - **Rolls a Nat20 to not break the bridge**
* **Long Rest & wake at 10:00 at night**
* **During the rest, Puck went and put the Urns in the tree**
* **Joo’nem was worried about the torches Uncle Puck lit**

* + **Treble suggested: I could..Snufflethemup I guess**
* **Uncle Buck offered Joo’nem some of his ‘spice’ and his pipe**

* + **Guer suggested cutting the spice with some tobacco**
	+ **Juju was worried that this may be illegal**

* + - **XIII reminded him of it’s natural abundance**
* **The Menagerie decided to go check the Magic Satchel**

* + **The shop is ransacked and barren**
* **The next task is to go to the Goddess’ Tears Waterfall**