Mogg

**Mogg** is one of the main characters in *Megg, Mogg & Owl*. He's Megg's cat boyfriend who is apathetic to the things that happen around him, as bizarre as they are. He says and does many horrible things for no other reason than finding it funny to cause unhappiness and suffering.

He is aware that Megg isn't happy with her and Mogg's life style, but chooses not to make any changes to help her or himself. He's content with their mediocre existence and would prefer not to rock the boat.

## Appearance

Mogg is simply a cat with gray fur. His eyes are red from always being high on drugs.

## Personality

Mogg still has the personality of a lazy, arrogant teenager even though he graduated high school over a decade ago.

He is apathetic and shows absolutely no remorse to the bad things that he does. Mogg has also a tremendous sense of entitlement and is ungrateful towards Megg and Owl even after they've tolerated his attitude for over a decade.

Mogg is indifferent to the suffering of his friends, even that of his girlfriend Megg. He treats her debilitating, suicidal depression as a minor annoyance and neglects her emotional needs.

Hanselmann explicitly describes Mogg as being "cold," "creepy," and having "boundary issues" with Megg.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

* **Enhanced Speed:** Being a cat, Mogg is far faster than the average person.

### Abilities

* **Musician:** Mogg has a noise musical project.

## Biography

   Mogg comes from a wealthy family. He was a big-shot high school athlete, the captain of the track team and the coolest guy in his social circle. In 1996, he ran for class president. At the time, Megg was dating Werewolf Jones and it's shown that he was jealous of his friends's relationship. After they broke up, Mogg started dating her. Nowadays he's an unemployed loser approaching his 30's who's done nothing of value with his life.

While being accosted by the cops over a robbery at a local deli, Mogg (who was responsible for the crime along with Megg) tries to incriminate Owl (who wasn't involved in any way) as the culprit. Mogg was already in the clear, so he does this for no reason other than finding it funny to besmirch Owl's name while lying to the cops. He either doesn't realize or doesn't care that Owl getting charged with a serious felony would effectively leave him and Megg homeless and without most of their monthly income.

He genuinely doesn't see any issue with wantonly taking advantage of Owl and treating him badly.

After Megg had a threesome with Booger and Werewolf Jones in 2017, Mogg banned Booger from entering the house, instead of taking a more logical decision. Later on in the same year, he also bans Jones.

Originally, in Christmas eve 2017, Werewolf Jones enters the house quietly and begs for Megg to let him stay because he doesn't have anywhere to go. Owl and Mogg enter the living room and see them together. Mogg is infuriated and yells at Jones demanding him to leave, while also calling him names. Jones starts to cry and leaves right away. He hides in the bushes outside waiting for the gang to leave and then breaks in, slamming the christmas tree to the ground and jerking off in Megg and Mogg's bed, while crying and feeling guilty. When they get back, seeing the state Jones has left the house, all of them get engared but decide not to waste time on this, since it's christmas eve.

The next day, the phone rings and Megg picks it up. Desperate, Booger tells her that she let Jones sleep on the couch at her house and she and Jones's kids had just found him dead when they went to look for presents. He had died due to an overdose. Mogg doesn't seem to be bothered by it since he stated that he's glad he didn't stay there and even complains about the fact that they will not be comemorating christmas, but instead take care of Jones's body and his kids. Later on, in "Xmas 2019", Hanselmann changes the way Jones dies and it is mentioned that he was found under a bridge.

### Hamburglar Mask

*Main article: Hamburglar Mask.*

In Halloween, Mogg got from WW a mask with the face of the character Hamburglar from the McDonald's franchise, together with other masks of characters from *McDonaldland* for Owl and Jones himself: Birdie and Grimace.

Later on in the comics, Mogg is seen wearing the same mask a couple times. In Bad Gateway, Mogg is seen masturbating with a dildo while wearing the Hamburglar mask, and at the end of Amsterdam, he wears the mask while sitting next to Megg to make her less unconfortable with his presence during a breakup. This is one of the rare moments where Mogg is seen showing a bit of empathy for someone.

### Criminal Record

* **Assault**
* **Burglary:** Megg and Mogg broke into Toni's Deli to steal food.
* **Corruption**
* **Drug abuse**
* **Hit and Run**[**citation needed**]
* **Psychological Torment**
* **Rape:** Megg, Mogg and WW assaulted and raped Owl as his birthday gift.
* **Slander:** Mogg and Megg tried to incriminate Owl for a crime they commited.
* **Theft**
* **Voyeurism**[**citation needed**]

## Relationships

* Unnamed mother

Allies* Megg - Girlfriend
* Owl - Friend
* Werewolf Jones † - Friend
* Mike - Friend
* Dan
* Robot
* Jack
* Ian
* Dracula Junior

## Trivia

* Mogg is meant to be a parody of the character Mog, from Helen Nicoll and Jan Pienkowski's "Meg and Mog" picture book series.
* Mogg makes music that he describes as "very complicated, simple, visceral music that people aren't supposed to 'like'".
* Mogg states that he has dated 7 witches.
* Mogg's state identification card is shown briefly in Entertainment, revealing his real name to be Michael Conibear.

## Links and References

2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Cocktails
3. ↑ Simon Hanselmann Performs "Drone" on the Abraham Riesman YouTube channel
4. ↑ Mogg's Noise Show
5. ↑ High School
6. ↑ Throwing Rocks at Powerlines
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 7.2 Heist
8. ↑ Day 10,632
9. ↑ Banned
10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 Xmas 2017
11. ↑ Xmas 2017
12. ↑ Xmas 2019
13. ↑ Halloween
14. ↑ Amsterdam
15. ↑ Owl's Birthday
16. ↑ Ian McQuaid: meet simon hanselmann, australia's only cross-dressing comic book writer (26 April 2016). i-D. Archived from the original on April 27, 2022.