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Vito Scaletta

Photograph of Vito Scaletta, Autumn 1987

Vito Scaletta is an American renaissance man, and also a non-corporeal dimension-shifting eggoid that originated in the Great Matter Void. He is one of the rare entities to appear in both the Tiny Dog Primary Universe, the Tiny Dog Universe, and the Multiverse at the same time.

Born in rural Italy, his family moved to America in the 1930s, where he grew up on the streets of Empire Bay with his buddy Joe Barbaro. Eventually, he got involved with The Mafia, but then he rebelled against them by causing Empire Bay's criminal underworld to implode on itself. Ironically, he did what the FBI couldn't.

At some point in time, an unknown amount of clones of him were unleashed during the Paint Can Temporal Explosion, which enabled a kind of jerry-rigged universal bridge for entities to travel between universes, as well as infinite patches of temporal distortion that in-turn unleashed several clones of Vito throughout the universe.

The self described universal king of the 1980s, Vito and Joe serve up a can of whoop ass in whatever timeline they end up in.

Vito Scaletta's best friends are Joe Barbaro and Henry Tomasino.
New Yorkers

Typical member of the "Suburban Albany" genus

The "New Yorker" is a species of ape commonly found along the eastern seaboard of the United States, and on rare occasion, in the state of New York. They are known to be loud and hairy, and resort to unnecessary shouting - even in docile encounters. They fight viciously to protect their natural habitat, despite the fact their habitat is lacking in resources and smells like sewage.

A more evolved species of the "New Yorker" is the "New York Businessman".
Richard Truman

Richard Truman

Richard Truman was the Minister of Defense in Adrionis. He was responsible for managing the Adrionian Military, with shared control going to King Mario Lanza III. He was a dear friend to Vincent Loftenburg, former king of Adrionis.

On May 26, 2020, he was arrested by the newly created Kilamahali, and on May 30, 2020, he was sentenced to life in prison by an anonymous group of jurors in a private court case led by parliament. The highly publicly-censored charges include treason and corruption.

Richard Truman was found dead in his prison cell on July 24, 2020. He had created a noose from bed sheets and hung himself from the shower head in his cell.

Richard Truman was replaced by Anthony Saggio.
Ministry of Defense (Adrionis)

Ministry of Defense Building, Sarranidia, Adrionis

The Ministry of Defense is an UpGov ministry in Adrionis, responsible for defending Adrionis. They are responsible for managing the Adrionian military branches, as well as orchestrating foreign intelligence operations and public announcements of any incoming threats to Adrionis. They manage all government-funded safety grids throughout Adrionis, and manage S.T.C.S. (Subtopian Threat Communication System), a satellite defense system monitoring and notifying countries (who subscribe to the system) on the continent of Subtopia.

The Ministry of Defense was led by Richard Truman until his suicide on July 24, 2020. He was replaced by Anthony Saggio.
Moskochevian Moskist Party

Logo of the Moskist Party, c. 2019

### Supporters

98% of all Moskochevians in Q1 2018 (SPU data gathered by Moskochevian analysts)

### Date Dissolved

March 13, 2021

The Moskochevian Moskist Party is a political party in Moskochev, created by Ivan Truchev. It had victory in 2018, with its former leader, Ivan Truchev, taking office as General Secretary. Its values were based completely on Moskism, a set of values created by Ivan Truchev.

Although Moskism had fallen out of Moskochev, the party still existed until early 2021, and was led by notorious white-supremacist Franz Hurler.
Asian Yellow Jumpsuit Man

Asian Yellow Jumpsuit Man

Asian Yellow Jumpsuit Man is a superhero from Japan. He moved to New York in 2019. Before becoming a superhero, he studied interpretive dance in Illinois, but that only lasted about five weeks, until he started learning from Eugene Eugene. He is one of Tiny Dog's friends.

Asian Yellow Jumpsuit Man's cousin is Yellow Jumpsuit Man.
DOCS

Photo of a supposed DOCS van, c. 2019

DOCS (full name unknown) is a clandestine government counter-terror agency with close ties to the Central Intelligence Agency and Blackfleet Corporation.

DOCS was mentioned by several leakers and persons, including M0029 of The Maccaviti, Korra Flir of TRSA, and John Magellan of the CIA.

Details about who they are remain unknown. They're either a fabrication or a secret agency.
Joe Barbaro

Joe Barbaro as he appeared in the Fifth Dimension, c. 1972

Joe Barbaro is an American entrepreneur, and also a non-corporeal dimension-shifting eggoid that originated in the Great Matter Void. He is one of the rare entities to appear in both the Tiny Dog Primary Universe, the Tiny Dog Universe, and the Multiverse at the same time.

Born as a street hoodlum in Empire Bay, an unknown amount of clones of him were unleashed during the Paint Can Temporal Explosion, which enabled a kind of jerry-rigged universal bridge for entities to travel between universes, as well as infinite patches of temporal distortion that in-turn unleashed several clones of Joe.

Joe Barbaro's best friends are Vito Scaletta and Henry Tomasino.

## Involvement with Captain Kush (Shaky Timeline)

Joe Barbaro was a pupil of Captain Kush in the art of business, having first met him in the summer of 1943 in The Valley, an area of the American Midwest notorious for temporal disruptions and disappearances. Following this, hilarity ensued. Following this, gangs of warlords descended on Captain Kush's class and a war ensued. Joe also became a pupil of Therasa.

Eventually, Joe Barbaro managed to escape the conflict by hiding out in a shack by a lake.

## Dark Joe Clone (Multi-Dimensional)

A clone exists of Joe Barbaro known as the Dark Joe Clone, a supposed evil Joe Clone sent from the year 2040 to eliminate Joe clones that refuse to join him in his quest to conquer the Fifth Dimension.

The Dark Joe Clone was lost spotted in the standard universe in the Bad 1980s Timeline #2, where he supposedly murdered a clone of Vito Scaletta that was sent from the year 2040 as well.

## Robotic Joe (Multi-Dimensional)

A robotic version of Joe exists in the multiverse, having been programmed with the memories of several Joe Clones obtained in temporal distortion clouds in the 2360s, by Captain Joe of the Federation starship Joe Mamma.

Robotic Joe was lost spotted at a gas station in a patch of temporal distortion in the Paint Can #8 Timeline.

## Captain Joe (Temporal Disturbance #902)

Captain Joe is a Joe Clone that somehow became captain of a Federation starship in the 2360s. He promptly re-named the ship the USS Joe Mamma. It was of the Miranda Class.

Captain Joe fought in the Battle of Wolf 359.

## Trader Joe (Multiverse Portal #402,918)

Trader Joe is a Joe Clone that exists at the entrance to the Multiverse Portal #402,918. He supposedly sells people cans of air.
Bacu Muzza

Bacu Muzza at a press event, c. 2019

Bacu Muzza, also known among Besplovians as Ve Litel, is the current president of Besplovia. He served as a commander in the Army of the Besplovian Republic, from 1987 to 2001. He was the youngest commander in the Besplovian military's recent history. Bacu was also an influential member of the Communist Party of Besplovia, before the Siege of Pensulitz and the end of national communism in 1988. Bacu Muzza has since been part of the social democracy movement. He founded the Party of National Liberty in 2013, the year before his election in 2014.

Bacu Muzza was a key figure in the Pensulitz Conferences, and one of the deciding voices of Besplovia's act of joining the Federation of Western Subtopia, to join the war effort against the Holy Kingdom of Adrionis.

Bacu Muzza serves alongside vice-president Tenkaz Poraski.
Sonny Bonds

Sonny Bonds, 1979

Sonny Bonds is a Seattle native, and has served with the Seattle Police Department since 1979. He rose to become the captain of the Southwest Precinct, and also became the trainer of the SWAT team. His planning and assessment of the situation has given the S.P.D. many victories.

He is also known for his extraordinary mission reports and briefings, earning him nationwide recognition among police officers.

## Javier Arias cartel

Sonny Bonds, along with Domingo "Ding" Chavez and the rest of the SWAT team, successfully stopped the Javier Arias cartel. Sonny Bonds was on scene to direct the team, and also kept radio contact with the team during all missions.

## Stetchkov War

Sonny assisted Ding Chavez win this war, but Chavez was still the mastermind behind its success. Sonny still went on recon missions with the Sierra team to find entry points and enemies.

## Alice Jenkins/Alex Jimenez rampage

Sonny kept radio contact during all of the missions, and directed the Sierra team. He was also behind the interrogation of both suspects, with the help of Domingo Chavez.
Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization

Flag of the Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization

The Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization (ACDO) is a conservative right-wing non-profit Catholic organization that supports "traditional family values." They are notorious for mass-discrimination against Jews, Muslims, Black Nationalism, Homosexuals, Sarranidians, Moskochevians and recently, Zamanbaladis. They're also heavily vocal against profane music, atheism, science, modernism, sex, pornography, and social democracy. Their parenting techniques have also been criticized by professionals as abusive and outdated.

The League of Catholics is supposedly the largest benefactor of the Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization.

## History

The Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization was founded in 1979 by Dr. Frederick Whitney, a Catholic psychologist from Upper Hill, Adrionis. He created the organization after being exposed to The Opening of Misty Beethoven by a colleague, as well as hearing Pink Floyd's "The Wall" album, which included "subtle attacks against education, parenting, and imperialism."

The Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization was heavily criticized at first, primarily due to Dr. Whitney's failure as a professional psychologist. However, the organization received monetary support from both the Catholic church and conservative families across Adrionis, as well as several far-right hate groups.

## Antisemitism

There have been numerous reports of antisemitism from the Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization. This includes the assassination of prime ministerial candidate Benjamin Bomberg by the Adrionian Nazi Party, a white-nationalist terrorist group that supposedly received funding from the Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization. There have also been posters and signs displayed at ACDO rallies that attack Jews.

## Anti-Zamanbalad

The Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization is outspoken against Zamanbalad and Islam. They advocated for the war against Zamanbalad, and showed no sympathy for war crime victims at the hands of Adrionis' use of white phosphorous against Zamanbaladis.
Edgar Katz

Photo of Edgar Katz at a rally, c. 2016

Edgar Katz is a Democratic Party presidential candidate, running for president of the United States of America in the 2020 election. He has also authored numerous political books, his most famous being "The Art of the Media". He has also authored two recipe books. All of his books were published by Spines Press.

Edgar Katz was born on July 9, 1958 in New York City, New York. He is married to Beatrice Katz.
Moskochev Leader's Building

Outside of the Leader's Building, c. 2020

The Moskochev Leader's Building, also referred to as the Domlider, is the official residence and office of the president of Moskochev. It also contains offices for other branches of the Moskochevian government. It was founded in 1898, following the collapse of the Moskochevian imperialist government and the destruction of the Emperor's Palace.

It was also used throughout the short-lived communist era, as well as the Truchev and Kalinov eras.
Adrionics, Inc.

Adrionics Logo, c. 2015

Adrionics, Inc., or simply known as Adrionics, is a company founded in Adrionis by Adrian Sloan. It has grown to be one of the largest business in Adrionis, having subsidiaries for film production, game development, music, entertainment centers, and even social experiments.

## Subsidiaries

* Subway Productions - film production company
* Subway Games - game development company
* KidsWorld - child entertainment company
* Starline - hotel company
* Subber - firearm production company
* Adrionics Technology Group - technology company
* Sub - vehicle production company
Empire Bay

## Flag

Flag of Empire Bay

The State of Empire Bay is a state in the United States of America.

Empire Bay is the largest state on the Culver River in both area and population, with its capital and largest city, Empire Bay, resting on the mouth of the river. Empire Bay borders New Groveland to the east.

## History

The city of Empire Bay and the surrounding area was claimed as a trading post by Italian explorer Giulio Contadino in 1547, and named Porto Romano. It came under Dutch control in the early 17th century, and remained so until 1694, when the area came under British control. The first governor of the area renamed Porto Romano to Empire Bay. He was governor until 1739.

The American Revolution during the 18th century brought about strife for Empire Bay, and the area was frequently contested. The city of Empire Bay, and the confiscated trade ships in its port were used to keep American prisoners of war. The area was eventually conquered by the Americans towards the end of the revolution.

In the first half of the 20th century, The city of Empire Bay became a hub for immigration and trade, centered in the neighborhood of Southport. The city would also be home to incredible amounts of organized crime and corruption, which left a bloody footprint on the city, but whose flame was eventually calmed by the 1950s.

During the latter half of the 20th century, the city of Empire Bay grew to be a financial hub on the Culver River, and a major trade center in the United States. Many suburban developments swept the countryside, and the population grew exponentially. However, the arrival of multinational companies and corporations caused a drought among many smaller, locally-owned business, thus bringing about degradation to more urban parts of the city. More so, with the increased immigration from Asia, neighborhoods like Little Italy and Kingston have lost a significant portion of their ethnic populations. In the 21st century, some organizations have attempted to revitalize run down neighborhoods through gentrification, turning some areas into wealthy, artsy areas for newcomers to the city - sometimes to the distaste of lifelong residents.

In the 21st century, Empire Bay has grown as a hub for business and technology, despite the degradation of the inner city of Empire Bay.

## Cities

* Empire Bay, Culver County - Capital and largest city
* Quinton, Culver County
* North Specter, Culver County
* Hickham Fields, Aspen County
* Jasper, Aspen County
* Klondike City, Aspen County

## Sports

Empire Bay is most known for its baseball team from the city of Empire Bay - the Empire Bay Cannons. The Cannons are known for rivalry with the Birkland Bulls, the Lost Heaven Lancers, and the Scarborough Mandolins.

## Criminal Element

The State of Empire Bay is notorious for its criminal underworld, mostly within the city of Empire Bay. The city is the seat of the Culver River Commission, which is a part of the American Italian mafia.

Criminal organizations in Empire Bay include:

* *Vinci Crime Family*
* *Falcone Crime Family*
* *Clemente Crime Family*
* *The Triads*
* *The Bombers*
Primary Universe Timeline

## Prehistoric

* Carvings point to some form of advanced society existing in prehistoric times.

## 11th Century

* 1048 - Calradic Empire disintegrates and the lands are thrown into civil war.

## 12th Century

* 1191 - Large battles ensue in the Holy Land, thought to be caused by Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.

## 13th Century

* 1258 - The founder of Adrionis joins forces with the Sarranid Sultanate in the Calradic Civil War.

* 126(?) - The Kingdom of Adrionis is established with Mit Nun as the capital.

* 1282 - A band of nomads who left the Calradic battlegrounds founded a settlement which eventually grew into Besplovia.

## 15th Century

* 1492 - Columbus discovers America.
* 1497 - Diablo Blanca is founded in Northern Subtopia as a Spanish colony.

## 16th Century

* 1547 - The Empire of Moskochev is founded by ex-Vaegir nomads.
* 1547 - Porto Romano is founded by Italian explorer Giulio Contadino.
* 1562 - Bernardino de Sahagún visits Adrionis.

## 17th Century

* 1601 - Porto Romano comes under Dutch rule.
* 1620 - The pilgrims come to America.
* 1672 - King Cisco II becomes king of Adrionis.
* 1694 - Porto Romano comes under British rule and is renamed Empire Bay by British governor Sir John Stanmore.

## 18th Century

* 1714 - King Cisco II dies, and Mit Nun is destroyed. Adrionis is thrown into a state of despair.
* 1715 - Pirates wage war against the powers that be in the Caribbean.
* 1725 - Diablo Blanca revolts against Spain, and was granted independence from Spain.
* Nov. 8, 1725 - Moskochev adopts a democratic government.
* 1745 - Geoffrey I becomes king of Adrionis, and the nation returns to a state of normalcy.
* 1775 - The American Revolutionary War beings in America.
* 1776 - The United States declares independence from Great Britain.
* 1781 - Los Santos is founded.

## 19th Century

* 1899 - The Van der Linde gang disintegrates, bringing large collateral damage to the mid-western United States.
* 1899 - Al Capone is born.

## 20th Century

### 1900s

* 1907 - Micah Bell is killed and the money from the Blackwater Massacre disappears.

### 1910s

* 1911 - John Marston is killed in a raid by Federal Agents.
* 1912 - Titanic sinks in the North Atlantic.
* 1914 - Edgar Ross is killed by Jack Marston.
* 1914 - World War I begins.
* 1918 - World War I ends.

### 1920s

* 1920 - Prohibition begins.
* 1921 - Jimmy Darmody is killed by Nucky Thompson.
* 192(?) - Joe Barbaro is born.
* 1925 - Vito Scaletta is born.
* 1928 - Arnold Rothstein is killed.
Contra

Representation of Contra

Contra is a shapeshifting being from the Tiny Dog Universe.

According to the Miller Revelations, Contra is the absolute opposite of Tiny Dog, and the leader of The Contraviti - the opposite organization of The Maccaviti. He has the power of shapeshifting and trans-universal travel, but focuses on earth in the Primary Universe, using several manifestations to do his bidding.

Contra is the High Prince of The Contraviti, and commands the governmental body of the organization. According to John Miller, Contra is a master of symbolism and media, being able to create incredibly believable narratives and truths to trick and deceive the masses.

Much like Tiny Dog, Contra's spirit is incredibly ancient and has taken many forms. Originally a valued friend and servant of Tiny Dog, Contra betrayed him in an effort to establish his own universe like Tiny Dog's Primary Universe. Unable to create universes, Contra instead makes progress through alterations, theft and perversions of Tiny Dog's creations.

Contra is also the de facto ruler of the Green Boys.

## Manifestations of Contra

* Nikolai Kalinov
* Xavier Sovrano Cisco
Anthony Saggio

Anthony Saggio, c. 2021

> "*In war, it is better to command fear than to command love. That's why I get paid to be defense minister.*"
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Anthony Saggio is the current Minister of Defense of Adrionis. He is a renowned businessman and benefactor of several major agricultural corporations, as well as the president of security firm Mars Hill Security, that he used to supply manpower to the newly created police force Kilamahali.

Anthony Saggio replaced Richard Truman, who was sentenced to life in prison on highly publicly-censored charges of treason and corruption. Anthony was handpicked by King Xavier Sovrano Cisco.

Anthony Saggio is also a financial supporter of the Labor Party of Adrionis.
Operation Valiant Sword

Photo of one of the unidentified helicopters in the Luddan Valley, c. 2021

Zamanbalad

vs.

Shushruth Khan
Baba Asad (Zamanbalad)

Zamanbaladi Killed: 56 (est)
Zamanbaladi Wounded: 14 (est)

Civilians Killed: 0
Civilians Wounded: 0

Total Killed: 64
Total Wounded: 26

Operation Valiant Sword is *supposedly* an unofficial and clandestine counter-terror military operation orchestrated by Adrionis in 2021.

According to several leakers, Valiant Sword is using operators from Blackfleet Corporation to engage hostile forces, as to not violate the recent armistice.

When news of the operation spread to national media, King Xavier Sovrano Cisco denied allegations of military activity, and insisted it was an act of Islamic terror group Hassad. He provided proof by showing corpses of dead anti-Zamanbalad soldiers whose backpacks contained copies of the Quran and other pro-Islamic materials. He also claimed that Adrionis "wouldn't risk an all out war on Subtopia by engaging our religious enemies like this. When in a situation like this war, we value the lives of the whole of Subtopia rather than advancing our ideology, especially considering the incomprehensible casualties that would follow it."

## Battle of the Luddan Valley

* On August 30, villagers in the Luddan Valley - approximately 5 miles into legal Zamanbaladi territory - reported hearing small arms fire and explosions around midday. Several minutes later, approximately two unmarked armored vehicles carrying assault riflemen began passing through local villages and engaging with mechanized Zamanbaladi militiamen. The allegiance of the riflemen is unknown, but some theorists suspect them to be private military contractors employed by Adrionis, as to not violate armistice rules. To corroborate this, an unmarked black helicopter was seen hovering over a forested area nearby, before engaging an outpost with missile ordinance. The helicopter was shot down soon after, but the wreckage hasn't been recovered, yet.

## Battle of Azalea

* In the early hours of August 31, residents of the small town of Azalea reported hearing a small exchange of gunfire near an oil drilling plant. Upon investigation, a wounded member of a local militia was found bleeding near a watchtower, along with the body of a sniper of unknown origin within said tower. Approximately two hours later, villagers reported hearing a large exchange of gunfire and artillery that came from the west side of the town, and the bodies of several unknown combatants were discovered among unmarked APC wreckage of unknown origin.
* At approximately noon on August 31, an unmarked tank rampaged through the hills surrounding the town, targeting local militia encampments and killing an estimated 40-50 militiamen, along with destroying approximately 5-10 militia vehicles. According to recent leaks, Adrionis was responsible for the attacks, and this would break the armistice if proven true. However, both Adrionis and several other sources are blaming the obscure terrorist cell Hassad for the attacks, though the truth is unknown.
Sidney Butterfield

FBI surveillance photo of Sidney Butterfield, c. 2014

Sidney Butterfield was an art thief from Cullman, Alabama. In late 2014, he notoriously hijacked a truck transporting historical Frankenstein museum artifacts to the Smithsonian Institute, and stole all of them. He earned the name "Frankenstealer." After his crime partner snitched on him, he was arrested and placed under trial. On February 9, 2015, he was assassinated, presumably by Anthony Morello. Many believe the hit was placed on him using Mwizi Uongo's mobile app "Death Note."
Adrionian Nazi Party

Flag of the Nazi Party of Adrionis

The Adrionian Nazi Party is a neo-Nazi far-right white-nationalist terrorist organization from the Kingdom of Adrionis. They are not officially recognized as a political party by neither Adrionis nor the Federation of Western Subtopia, and have been labeled as a terrorist group by both, as well.

Despite calling themselves Nazis, the Adrionian Nazi Party follows few of the ideologies brought forth by the original German Nazi party, except antisemitism. The Adrionian Nazi Party has also unofficially allied with the Adrionis Cultural Defense Organization.

The Adrionian Nazi Party is heavily vocal against former King Vincent Loftenburg, as well as the existence of Zamanbalad.

The Adrionian Nazi Party is currently led by white-supremacist Walter Hawking.

## History

The Adrionian Nazi Party was founded by former secondary school teacher Walter Hawking, in response to his termination of employment due to racist remarks about being cuckolded by a half-Jewish black man.

After his termination and subsequent divorce of his wife, Walter Hawking and a group of his friends met and formed a white-supremacist hate group which they called the Adrionian Nazi Party, despite Walter Hawking having no knowledge of Nazism besides their hate for Jews.

## Assassination of Benjamin Bomberg

Lee Burns, a member of the Adrionian Nazi Party, was found responsible and imprisoned for the 2014 assassination of Benjamin Bomberg, a Jewish candidate for Prime Minister of Adrionis. Lee Burns denied the allegations at first, and presented himself as a martyr for non-Jewish white-nationalists. After creating a mass-following of far-right supporters who demanded Burns' release, Burns admitted that he had killed Benjamin Bomberg because "he was another dirty kike who slithered his way into a white man's game."
FunnyJokes&MoreAuthorEugeneSumme.txt

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Green Boys

Green Boys are a group of powerful beings whose earliest recorded existence originated in the Nullth Realm. They are businessmen by nature, and deceive people into thinking they are Mint Boys. They are master criminals, and have influence over a large portion of universes and realms. However, this influence is hidden, and only a few people know of their existence.

The Green Boys are, at least according to current knowledge, unorganized and scattered across the multiverses. The amount of Green Boys are unknown. Most Green Boys are transitory.
Indoor Living and Community Project

PFH-0017, a Personal Family Home model experiment facility.

The Indoor Living and Community Project, simply shortened to I.L.C.P., is an experimental human housing/community project created by John Brightling, CEO of the Horizon Corporation.

## Story

In 2015, the Horizon Corporation built over 150,000 warehouses, domes, and underground bunkers. These would be used to experiment with indoor communities. Some were created for personal families, as simply a living facility, while others were created with indoor forests and oceans, surrounded by urban towns.

Some of the towns and buildings were created by the Horizon Corporation, while others were built specifically by the residents, as part of the experiment. The Horizon Corporation hopes to recreate financial classes and other basic elements of society within a closed and easy to monitor environment.

## Partnership with *KidsWorld*

In 2015, the Horizon Corporation partnered with Adrionics, Inc. to create KidsWorld, an indoor metropolis experiment for children.
Loudmouths

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

**LOUDMOUTHS ARE A BREED OF WESTERNERS WHO JUST CAN'T SEEM TO SHUT THE HELL UP! THEY'RE SO DAMN LOUD THAT I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS SO YOU CAN HEAR ME! I'M GETTING A HEADACHE BECAUSE OF THESE LOUD BASTARDS, SO I'M GOING TO GO TAKE SOME TYLENOL. SON OF A BITCH, THERE'S NO TYLENOL LEFT! OK, I'LL GO TAKE SOME IBUPROFEN INSTEAD!**

**PS, A SUB-SPECIES IS THE "*KAREN*".**
Rwekazaland

The flag of Rwekazaland

Rwekazaland is a country in The North Pacific, and former member of the Subtopian Political Union. While in the Subtopian Political Union, they resided near the island of Subtopia, west of Adrionis.

When Rwekazaland disrupted international peace and violated orders from the S.P.U., the populace was forced out. After being stranded at sea for a while, Rwekazaland migrated to an area in The North Pacific, where they remain today.

The Maccaviti was probably involved in Rwekazaland's eradication, in a way, although nobody has confirmed this, yet.
Leon Vogel

Photo of Leon Vogel, c. 2021

Leon Vogel is an Adrionian politician, and member of the Labor Party.

A man who's past is obscure at best, Leon Vogel is the mayor of Heimat, a small town in the Schwarzwald region of Adrionis. He became a relatively notable member of the Labor Party in the summer of 2021, following the highly televised Heimat Revolt in late August, where he was a key member and advocate for Labor and Adrionian Nationalism.

## History

Leon Vogel was born to Christoph and Laura Vogel. Christoph was a reputed socialist philosopher and advocate for atheism, while his mother worked as a secondary school teacher. Leon was an only child.

Leon Vogel attended the University of Subtowne, and eventually graduated with a master's of economics. He was vice-president of the regional Labor Youth League in 1987.

An author of several books on socialism and critical race theory, Vogel has spoken at many universities in Subtopia and the United States. His most famous work, "The Social Mirror", was a best selling book for a short time in 2001.

Among Vogel's controversial beliefs is his advocation for the termination of the mentally and physically handicapped, who he views as a "burden on a functioning socialist society." In 2014, he appeared briefly on the leftist news program "Forever Young" in a comedy skit titled "Retardation Nation", where he mocked Alister Fay, a physically handicapped Adrionian boy who's campaign for donations to Shriner's Hospitals for Children made international headlines.
Richard Foxberry

Photo of Richard Foxberry, c. 1983

Richard Kalou Foxberry, commonly known as "Rockin' Ricky Fox", is an experienced disc-jockey from Empire Bay. His last name was adopted from his stepfather. He is regarded as one of the United States of America's best disc-jockeys ever. He started talking and playing music on Empire Central Radio on January 5, 1943, at the age of 17.

Although he is retired, Richard Foxberry still frequently talks on Empire Central Radio. He is regarded as one of the most influential pop-figures of the 20th century, having released multiple hit-songs and starring in many movies.

Richard's most famous song, "Rock Around the Clock", where he partnered with famous band "Bill Haley and his Comets", is one of the most highest selling songs in history.

His older twin brother, Edgar Kalou, is serving a life sentence in California State Prison, Los Angeles County, for murder.
Arthur Geoffrey IV

King Geoffrey IV, c. 2017

Arthur Geoffrey IV was a former King of Adrionis, and former leader of the Conservative Party of Adrionis prior to his kingship. He preceded King Vincent Loftenburg.

## History

Born in 1933 to an Adrionian father and an English mother, Arthur Geoffrey IV was raised in the trade of paper-pressing and linen work. His father, who was reportedly a distant relative of the Adrionian royal line, was actually much closer than he had anticipated.

In 1974, the secretive group that chooses new kings based on ones available in the line chose Arthur Geoffrey IV's father as the new king once the current one passed away. However, upon learning of the father's death several years prior, this idea was scrapped.

When he learned of the potential of kingship, Arthur Geoffrey IV decided to befriend members of the high political world, and he eventually became the chairman of the Conservative Party.

In an event of unprecedented luck, Arthur Geoffrey IV was chosen as king of Adrionis in mid-2016, and didn't begin his kingship until December 1. He remained king throughout the entirety of 2017, due to public opinion favoring him in the turbulent issues that plagued Adrionis.

King Geoffrey IV was planning to abdicate in December 2018, but died on June 11 due to old age. He was succeeded by Vincent Loftenburg.
Adrionian Nationalism

Josef Absher with an assault rifle, c. 2016

Adrionian Nationalism is an ideology that advocates for isolationism in Adrionis, and also for the cessation of Pan-Subtopianism and international solidarity with the rest of Subtopia. It has been historically associated with third-generation immigrant families or higher in Adrionis, who feel they have a "blood connection" to the land, and consider themselves "Adrionian" before they align with their hereditary cultural identity.

While Adrionian Nationalism spans a broad spectrum of nationalistic beliefs, the commonly accepted meaning is the majority form of it that has been growing since the end of World War II, and especially during and after the adoption of internationalism within Adrionis, as perpetuated during the reign of King Vincent Loftenburg.

More so, Adrionian Nationalism also commonly refers to the growing subset of beliefs associated with potentially violent and extreme forms of nationalism - including white supremacy, Adrionian supremacy, anti-integration, and tribalism.

Adrionian Nationalism in its widely recognized and modern form is a growing ideology in Subtopia, especially among the middle and lower class, white, uneducated, and Christian. It is growing due to the increasing push from government to embrace internationalism and Pan-Subtopianism.

Many analysts fear that Adrionian Nationalism could pose a fatal threat to Subtopia, as an ideology has never before united so many different individuals across Adrionis' broad cultural spectrum in the way Adrionian Nationalism has. The analysts fear that, if this ideology was embraced by individuals in charge of the country, it could lead to a hot war on a scale never before seen in Subtopia, potentially engulfing the entire island.

Current politicians have capitalized off of the growing popularity of Adrionian Nationalism by embracing it. This most notably includes the actions of King Xavier Sovrano Cisco, as well as the growing attitude of the Labor Party, who vow to place "the worker and his family's heritage before the profits of the integrationist elite."
Dawn of the Death of Roadrunner

The hidden face of death.

Dawn of the Death of Roadrunner is a time in the history of The Great Second Dimension, but particularly on the corner of Sex Offender Ave. NW and Broadway. It was at this point in time that pedophiles ruined any future nostalgia of people in the 2060s by killing Roadrunner, and a lot of other things. "And That's That."

In this event that went unnoticed by even the extremist of Loudmouths, a small cabal of New Yorkers single-handedly affirmed a writing of the Prophecy of Bathroom Dude: the birth of the Tasteless Death - a mass of morons who could easily be mistaken for Walmart Tax Slaves.
Besplovia

## Flag

Flag of Besplovia

Besplovia is a nation in central Subtopia. Among the oldest nations in Subtopia, it is known for its architecture and cuisine culture, as well as its modern strides in the computer technology industry. Internationally famous for its functional welfare state and progressive green energy policies, the people are among the happiest in Subtopia, as well as the most taxed.

Beplovia is a state in the Federation of Western Subtopia.

## Early History

Prior to 1457, Besplovia was a war-torn land of two large tribal states. Bespia in the east, and Lovia in the west.

The Besps were a mix of immigrants from western Europe and eastern Adrionis. The Loviats were immigrants from central Moskochev. The Besps and Loviats had fought against each other, but a peace agreement led to them joining together and forming Besplovia.

Besplovia existed for much of its history as a protectorate kingdom under the thumb of the former imperial Moskochev, before the Besplovian Revolution in the mid-1800s which led to the abolition of a monarchist government and the installation of a democratic republic form of government.

Besplovia has taken part in numerous conflicts in western Subtopia, including the 1959 Moskochevian Freight Crisis, in which Besplovia blockaded Moskochevian port towns due to taxation on international trade.

Besplovia was also the victim of the 1986-87 Siege of Pensulitz, in which the former Kingdom of Adrionis sieged the Besplovian capital of Pensulitz due to the tyranny of radical Besplovian communist dictator Taku Cosdenick, who gained power in 1985 due to a successful coup in the Besplovian military.
Héshān Rivière

Héshān Rivière, c. 2020

> "*Despite my love of the Federation, my fellow Subtopians must realize that socialism is the only way of life known by Moskochevians. To us, it is a bond shared generations over. It is a brotherhood of almost a century. To us, it is more than a system of economics. Once you understand that, you will understand why western values are incompatible with Moskochevian society.*"
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Héshān Rivière is the General Secretary of the Communist Party of Moskochev and a leading figure within the Federation of Western Subtopia.

Héshān Rivière's Vice-Secretary is Frédéric Gorov.
Adrian I

Portrait of King Adrian I, c. 1280

Adrian I was the founder and first king of Adrionis.

## Early History

Adrian I was supposedly born of immigrants from western Europe to northwestern Subtopia, sometime in the early 1210s. His parents were killed in a raid by Moskite barbarians when he was an infant, so he was raised by several families in the village of Jayek. When he was of age enough to learn a trade, he became an apprentice to a local scribe. During his apprenticeship, Adrian also became skilled in archery and swordsmanship.

When he became an adult, he decided to leave Jayek and become a nomad. He led a band of travelers across northwestern Subtopia. They practiced in spice trading. As western Subtopia became more violent and divided due to the heavy increase of immigration, Adrian's party became more prone to stealing livestock and raiding villages.

On several occasions, his party was destroyed due to local castles attacking him in revenge of his actions. Northern factions pushed him south. During his times as an independent nomad, he took up the sport of arena warfare and became a semi-famous tournament player in western Subtopia.

In the mid-1200s, Adrian was contracted by a faction in the south to rescue a prominent leader within the faction who had been jailed by another faction. Upon rescuing the leader, Adrian was rewarded a position of nobility within the faction. Soon after, heavy war broke out in the south and Adrian quickly became known as a fierce and unforgiving warrior who pillaged villages of the north and far west.

## Founding of Adrionis

Some time in the late-1200s, Adrian led a successful coup against his faction and established himself as the ruler of the south. For the next long while, he led a war steadily northward, and eventually captured the area that is now Adrionis. For several years, this land was untamed and politically unstable, as it was ruled by warlords and no formal system of government was established. In approximately 1269, Adrian crowned himself king of Adrionis.

King Adrian I had contemplated moving eastward, but during the time of his conquering Adrionis, the Moskites had already formed the Moskite Empire. He had also contracted an illness that left him bedridden and unable to successfully wage war. He was in this state until his death in 1299. During most of his illness, the kingdom was run by his son, Adrian II.
Konskript

The Konskript's Flag

The Konskript is a galactic empire in the Milky Way Galaxy. Their primary purpose is to enslave every civilization in the Milky Way, and force them to perform labor tasks to help the Konskript spread to other galaxies. They are authoritarian, and will punish any Nonkompliants severely.

## Early Years

Through the years 2020 and 2035, the European Union consumed all of Europe, the Balkans, Asia, and Africa, formed into one country, and renamed itself "The New Order". As of 2036, the newly formed North American Federation joined The New Order, and Earth was united as one country. In 2075, after enduring an increase of rebellion from people opposed to this world government, The New Order adopted authoritarianism and detonated nuclear bombs around the world, after several million citizens were evacuated into space.

After ten years in space, a species of humanoids known as Sorms assisted the Konskript with rebuilding parts of Earth, and the species also gave them access to light-speed travel. The two groups formed in 2100, creating The Konskript. They then built specifically designed cities on earth and began to enslave more humans. In 2200, or K.D.T. (Konskript Designated Time) 0001, after The Konskript had been fully established, and humans had bred with the Sorms. This new race of human-sorman hybrids began to take over neighboring solar systems.

## Resistance

The Konskript frequently has conflicts with resistance groups. One of the largest, most funded, and most armed resistance groups, The Gekko Group, is responsible for the most damage against The Konskript. However, the Konskriptors (Konskript military) use plasma-based weapons, while The Gekko Group and most of the other resistance group still use old-world firearms.
Official State Cars of Adrionis

## Rolls-Royce Phantom

Black Throne Alpha in a private government parking lot in Draconis, Adrionis, c. 2021

## King Xavier Sovrano Cisco's Car

Black Throne Alpha is the name of King Cisco's 2020 Rolls-Royce Phantom. It is outfitted with hidden armor to protect the driver and passengers from explosions and other vehicle damage. It's also outfitted with bulletproof windows.
Death to Adrionis

Flag of Death to Adrionis

Death to Adrionis is a primarily-Islamic fundamentalist and pro-Zamanbaladi terrorist group in Western Subtopia devoted to the utter destruction of the government of Adrionis under King Xavier Sovrano Cisco's control, as well as the destruction of the Catholic church.

Although Death to Adrionis is labelled as a terrorist organization by the Federation of Western Subtopia, no efforts have been made to combat Death to Adrionis, and rumors have stated that the Federation of Western Subtopia is secretly funding them.

## Structure

The structure of Death to Adrionis is unknown, but it's probably loosely organized. However, it is expected to grow exponentially as the war between Adrionis and the Federation of Western Subtopia grows.

There is no confirmed leader of Death to Adrionis as of yet, although some rumors have stated that a large benefactor and source of influence is Adrionian drug lord Mubarak Wajah.

## Drug Involvement

Death to Adrionis supposedly funds itself through black-market trading, primarily the drug trade. Several large Death to Adrionis compounds raided by Adrionian military have contained large quantities of illegal cocaine and fentanyl.

Although the Quran forbids the use of mind-altering substances, Death to Adrionis has justified that the sale of cocaine and fentanyl is simply to fund their efforts. Death to Adrionis' drug involvement has led to condemnation from fellow Islamic organizations, as well as the Federation of Western Subtopia.

## Saint Januarius Cathedral Massacre

During the Saint Januarius Cathedral Massacre on September 1, 2020, one of the perpetrators, Mohammad Alnajar, chanted "Death to Adrionis" in Arabic before claiming his own life. Later, a supposed member of Death to Adrionis claimed responsibility for the massacre.
Saint Januarius Cathedral Massacre

Aftermath of the massacre

The Saint Januarius Cathedral Massacre is an anti-Catholic terrorist attack that took place on September 1, 2020, in Wahah, Adrionis, a suburb of the capital city of Draconis. The claimant of the attack was Islamic terrorist group Death to Adrionis. The only publicly identified member behind the attack is Mohammad Alnajar, who live-streamed the attack on Facebook Live.

## Attack

At around 18:00, five men in a white van parked outside of the Saint Januarius Cathedral. One man stayed in the van, while the rest went inside, wearing light body armor and wielding stolen Chinese Type 56 assault rifles.

At around 18:07, the group began to open fire on the parishioners of the church, killing 30 in the initial barrage. At 18:11, police began to arrive on scene, and they directly engaged the terrorists.

At 18:15, a timed satchel explosive was placed near the center of the Cathedral, and the four men took their own lives after shouting pro-Zamanbaladi chants, as well as pride in working for Death to Adrionis.

At 18:17, the satchel explosive exploded, killing an additional 60 (estimated) people, including several infants, police, and Church staff.

The man in the van drove away, but was later found to be hiding in an apartment building a few miles away. He engaged in a gunfight with the police, taking the lives of two police officers before taking his own life and severely injuring a civilian who later died in the hospital.
Anita Fonsmark

Possible photo of Anita Fonsmark, obtained through Project Serpo leaks, c. 2022

Anita Fonsmark is an MIT temporal scientist related to Project Serpo in the direct Post-Unification period of Earth (2050s-2090s).

Fonsmark revealed information regarding Project Serpo and time travel science as part of an ethnography and temporal experimentation mission, where she landed in 2021 after coming from a previous mission in 2023. In her leaks, Anita revealed the future existence of the Magic Cube, the state of earth's society in the near future, the 2040s Alien War, the Unification, the relationship with the beings from the Zeta Reticuli star system (The Sine) and the Red Aliens, and the existence of various time travel technologies and vague information about the parties that uses them.

Following a cease of communications in late 2021, Fonsmark claims we will see her again in 2023, unless a change in time brings her farther in the past or the future.

## Time Travel Technology

Anita Fonsmark disclosed that in the late 21st-century, time travel technology using specially-powered "flying saucer" craft, powered by the Particle Vacuum Enhanced Energy Device (Magic Cube), would be the subject of a top-secret program organized either by remnants of the United States of America or by United Earth, in an effort to enable travel between past, present and future. The motive, according to Anita, is for historical analysis and "time ethnography", but she suspects the powers that be have more unethical ideas in mind.

According to Anita, this technology was gifted by the Sine sometime after the commercialization of the Magic Cube, and after Unification.

## The Magic Cube

A large part of Anita's disclosures included the existence of the Particle Vacuum Enhanced Energy Device, also known as the "Magic Cube", which is the primary power source for Sine craft. According to Anita, this technology will be revealed to the public sometime in the 2030s or 2040s, and will be used exstensively after the 2040s Alien War and Unification, in both public and private uses.