Object-002

## Description & Usage

*The typical **Item Shop's** exterior look.*
**Object-002** is a set of anomalous stores scattered across the urban areas of Ohio. **Item Shops** cannot be destroyed nor robbed, as all of the robbers or terrorists will be kicked out of store by unknown force. **Item Shops** are always located in 2-, 3-, 4-, or 5-story buildings of various styles and architecture. However, the logo of The Item Shop always remains the same; brown pixel art sign saying "ITEM SHOP" with a pixel bundle between those two words. Stores are proven to be non-Euclidian inside (e. g. a building with 2 floors will have 3 or 4 inside). The interior of **The Item Shop** varies in style along with a building, but always has alot of wooden or metal shelves filled with anomalous items. There's also a wooden desk with a seintent Ohioan Duck that can talk, and calls himself "The Shopkeeper". He says that he's the owner of the shop, and he is the reason why tries of raiding the shop will lead to one's kickout. **The Shopkeeper** is presumed to be an individual, despite existing in all **Item Shops** at the same time. A giant screen that shows last buys from **The Item Shop** is present floating near the front desk. The researchers gave **The Shopkeeper** the access to the database, so the list of items in file 002-1 keeps constantly updated.

The shops seem to sell strange and anomalous items for other items that can be gathered without help of **The Item Shop**. Items obtained through **The Item Shop** are often useless, but some of them can be very useful and help you survive. Note that only one instance of every item was spotted within any shop, which makes any item bought from **The Item Shop** unique. The list of all items gathered through **The Item Shops** can be found in File 002-1.

## Location

**Object-002** is present within nearly every urban area in Ohio.

## Do's And Don'ts

### Do's

* Be nice and polite to **The Shopkeeper**
* Buy any useful items, if there's any resources to do so.

### Don'ts

* Don't try to attack **The Shopkeeper**
* Don't try to rob or destroy store

## Attached File 002-1

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The list of items obtained through **Object-002**. [NOTE: FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR GOOFY ITEMS AS LONG AS THEY FIT THE THEME]

* The orange tent that was proven to have the property to float on the water, holding anything regardless of weight.
* Booty black shorts with 2 QR-codes that lead to the PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby-Doo. (Why did I even bought this?! -Researcher Mike)
* The copy of DVD "The Passion Of The Christ" with alot of promo stickers from other DVDs put on the box.
* Black and red beanie hat that gives the ultimate skill of playing Halo 3 in multiplayer.
* The aluminium samurai sword that has the property to electrocute enemies, but is very fragile.
* A Can Container with peanut butter that is strangely poisonous on impact with skin.
* An unlabeled pack of bath bombs, each of them turns water into the light cyan shade like in 90's anime.
* The couch with the form of the cow, sleeping on the couch will be result of always dreaming about the cows.
* The "gaming" calculator with RGB lighting.
* Baquette with a hidden machete blade inside.
* The pack of bookmarks that look like tall Among Us characters of different colors.
* The orange lamp with the form of gorilla. All electrical devices in the close proximity to the lamp seem to be fastly charging when it's on.
* Ceramic white and blue battle axe. Deemed useless due to material.
* Wireless seatbelts, that act like normal ones when connected.
* Hunting rifle with a telescope attached to it.
* A small white box with "DON'T SHAKE THERE'S DEFINATLY NO BEES INSIDE" written on it. If shaken, it will release the huge swarm of bees that will start attacking anything near the box.
* A mix of sword, spear, and crossbow in one weapon. "Dexerity" is written on one of it's sides.
* A bowl of unknown liquid, with dozens of various dices in it. The survivor who drank the liquid had extreme luck for a next hour (a military helicopter with 14 crates of armor and weaponary crashed into nearest abandoned building, destroying anomalies wanderer was fleeing from).
* A box of ~~42~~ ~~41~~ 38 butterfly-shaped strawberries. When consumed, a a pair of blue buttefly wings will grow on consumer's back. The wings are proven to be functional, but are always coming off after 30 seconds of flying.
* A book with only 2 pages depicting a cartoonish drawing of a cow on a farm and the text "Touch the COW. Do it now."
* Kitchen counter with a supply of strawberry candy. The suppply regenerates itself after re-opening the counter.
* A piece of cake that can actually transform itself into a miniature tank.
* The right shoe of Rick Astley. It is unknown how it ended up in **The Item Shop**.
* Holy Bible signed by Belle Delphine.
* The sword made out of diamond. On the side is written "Diamond Sword, +7 attack, 1.6 speed, can be enchanted."
* A pair of iron flipflops.
* The rubber that leaves a trail of white and light gray checkerboard pattern regardless of material it's rubbing.
* A medicine mask made out of "AntiVirus" CD.

Author: Mike.
Inspired by r/ItemShop Subreddit.