Adrenochrome

*This article is about the lesson. For the substance, see Adrenochrome (beverage).*

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"*Me and the other Hollywood elites have been doing this shit for decades. It keeps you young, it keeps you healthy. I'm 80 years old. Did you know that?*"
―Erik
Adrenochrome is the 118th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on July 31, 2020.

## Summary

Erik explains that adrenochrome is one of his favorite things and he wants to correct the bad reputation they're getting. He watches a robot voice video giving a dictionary definition of the chemical adrenochrome, but in the comments he finds a bunch of crazy people saying that it's actually the blood of tortured children. Erik drinks a drop of adrenochrome and develops an operatic voice.

Erik looks at people on Twitter talking about adrenochrome and uses video replies to tell them to cease your investigations, threaten to send them to the cloning center, explain that the Shadow Masters replaced Obama with a reptile, and threaten to eat their toes. Then he runs out of adrenochrome and cuts to the NordVPN ad that explains how NordVPN lets him use Facebook accounts like Reginald Titslap and join the Facebook group WHOA NOW THERE'S SOME TITTIES.

Erik drinks some more adremochrome and uses it to play a video game, and it helps him kill enemies instead of teammates. But then he mentions adrenochrome and has to take care of the non-Shadow Master that heard him. Then he goes to the original video where everyone figured out about adrenochrome, but it talks about all sorts of nonsense with stock photos of shocked faces spliced in. Erik uses his adrenochrome to become clairvoyant and finds it in part eight. Then Erik sees an obviously photoshopped screenshot of a post from Mark Zuckerberg admitting to helping harvest adrenochrome.

## Comments

*Bounced on my boys diiick to this! Thank you for the robot voice medical video you stupid biiitch. Can you make a video on how to extract my mom's pepper grinder from my asshoooole before she gets home from wooooork? It's not like I can hide it because when I walk aroooound it creates a trail of pepper on the groooound and she's gonna send me back to the foster home if she finds oooout.**laudate dominus**LAUDATE DOMINUUUUS*
- Erik

*That picture of Johnny Depp was during a role where he needed to lose weight lol*
- Nick

*CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS*
- Erik

*Damn I knew JK Rowling was getting in trouble for saying crazy shit but I had no idea it was a ten part youtube series that would kill your liver if you turned it into a conspiracy theory drinking game. I'm not even mad at this lady for posting her psychotic rantings on youtube, because that's what this website is for, but I'm definitely upset with you people who watched more than five minutes and were like "ahhh yeah this explains everything." You're the reason we need to give teachers more money. I hope none of you are parents because those kids are so fucked you'd swear they were locked up in Roy Moore's basement. The act of debunking this piece of shit would be like solving a "Where's Waldo?" picture where you finally find Waldo and he's just showing you his gaping asshole.**The last time I hated a ten part rambling nonsense bullshit fuckin stream of asshole consciousness it was that podcast Serial. If anyone needs Adrenochrome it's this entire comment section, you guys are the dumbest bunch of fuckin assholes I think I've ever seen on the internet. This comment section makes me wanna go cold turkey off of Adrenochrome so I can age 90 years in 5 minutes and just turn to dust. Scrolling down through these comments is like sitting in on a support group for people addicted to traumatic brain injuries.**You're all stupid, hail Satan, and you're all wrong. Well except for the Adrenochrome shit that's one's true gotta give you that one.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ JK Rowling has become unpopular online for openly discriminating against transgender people.
2. ↑ Roy Moore was Alabama's Republican candidate for the Senate in 2018. Despite Alabama being one of the most Republican states in the country, he narrowly lost the race after it came out that he was a child predator.
3. ↑ Serial is a podcast that takes in depth looks at infamous murders. It dedicates 9-12 episodes to each murder with each episode being about 40-60 minutes long.

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