Maggie Santana

## Personality

Maggie is very upfront, she is sarcastic and not scared to speak her mind, which seems to get her in trouble most days.

## Relationships

### Family

* Joel Santana - Father
* Marina Fox - Mother

### Friends

* Quinn Blanchard - Best friend, Roommate
* Effie Conklin - Roommate
* Mia Wang - Roommate
* Dominic Kane - Crush, Neighbour
* Kai Nakamura - Neighbour
* Isaac Shaw - Neighbour
* Ashtray Whitlock - Neighbour
* Vinnie Cooper - Neighbour

### Enemies

* Cassie Hunt
* Serena Leblanc
* Isidora Dominguez

## Quotes

> Why does the crazy bitch have a gun?
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> Ashtray about Maggie

> Why is everything that comes out of your mouth either an insult or a threat?
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> Kai Nakamura to Maggie

> I thought dressing up like Mia would make me look professional, a little nerdy maybe, but no I look hot and smart. How does she do it?
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> Maggie about Mia Wang

> **Isaac:** Do you ever get tired of insulting people?
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> **Maggie:** No, not really.
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> **Maggie** and Isaac Shaw

> Every time you open your nasty mouth, I want to kill myself.
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> Maggie to Danny Pope

> They love me, I keep it real and I'm hilarious.
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> Maggie to Dominic Kane

> Everything about you screams lesbian.
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> Maggie to Effie Conklin

> Seriously? What era are you from, grandma?
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> Maggie to Mia Wang

> Oh wow, he's going to die a virgin.
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> Maggie about Isaac Shaw

> I'm sorry, Professor, would you mind if we stepped outside for a moment so I can bitch slap some sense into my Partner?
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> Maggie about Cassie Hunt

> Oh my god, Santa is fucking on my couch.
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> Maggie about Vinnie Cooper

> Don't look her in the eye, she might turn you to stone, Medusa-style.
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> Ashtray about Maggie

> When you die, who gets all of this? The Gold I mean.
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> Maggie to a dying Maeve O'Neill

> I can fix him.
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> Maggie about Dominic Kane

> Maggie Santana is a stone cold bitch who drinks pure Vodka, shoots people and cusses a lot.
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> Quinn Blanchard about Maggie

> I will cut a pregnant bitch too.
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> Maggie about Serena Leblanc

> My mom says she's a professional actress, but as far as I know she might be a whore.
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> Maggie about Marina Fox

> Who is this little Parasite?
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> Maggie about Sofia Kane

> A little more titties and a little more ass.
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> Maggie to Mia Wang

> Its not my fault you dated a whole bunch of cunts, before you met me.
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> Maggie to Dominic Kane

> **Joel:** What the hell is that?
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> **Maggie:** A dress?
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> **Joel:** Says who?
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> **Maggie:** Van Doren. You wouldn't understand you were born in like the dinosaur era.
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> **Maggie** and Joel Santana

> **Maggie:** This is Van Doren.
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> **Robber:** What the fuck is a Van Doren?
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> **Maggie:** Just like the most iconic magazine and clothing line on earth.
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> **Maggie:** This is a 3k dress, I'm not getting down unless hell freezes over, Crazy eyes.
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> **Effie:** Maggie, he has a fucking gun pointed at us.
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> **Maggie:** Yeah, and he might as well just shoot me with it, because I'm not getting down.
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> **Maggie**, a **robber** and Effie Conklin

> It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I talk.
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> Maggie to Dominic Kane

> **Maggie:** I can’t believe you almost got engaged to that Frank Gallagher lookalike.
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> **Quinn:** You introduced me to him!
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> **Maggie:** I suggested you loosen up and have a one night stand, not blindly fall in love and date him. And then you broke up with him whilst he was proposing to you, in front of the entire school.
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> **Quinn:** Yeah, you’re right that was rude of me.
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> **Maggie:** No, actually I quite enjoyed that part. I even have it on video. I’m going to make so many copies and send them to my relatives in Mexico, they’re going to love it.
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> **Maggie** and Quinn Blanchard

> I haven’t ended my series yet! I need to know who that Raquel bitch ends up with. I can’t die today. En el nombre del Padre, y del Hijo, y del Espíritu Santo. Amén.
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> Maggie

> My door is always open, so feel free to leave!
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> Maggie to Isaac Shaw

> When you go to bed tonight, I want you to dream of me, and then when you wake up, maybe you will realize you can’t have me. I only go so low, and you are no where close to that level of low.
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> Maggie to CJ Montoya

> Here’s a reality check, I’m a crazy bitch, so If you hurt me or you look at another woman funny, I will burn your house to the ground.
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> Maggie to Dominic Kane

> The last thing I want to do today is hurt you, but it’s still far up on my to do list.
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> Maggie to Isaac Shaw

> Call me again and I’ll stop being so nice.
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> Maggie to

> Don’t worry, I spit bubblegum in her hair when she wasn’t looking.
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> Maggie to Mia Wang

> **Maggie:** I quit drinking.
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> **Isaac:** When?
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> **Maggie:** When you took my vodka.
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> **Maggie** and Isaac Shaw

> **Effie:** Quit being a bitch.
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> **Maggie:** I was complimenting her!
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> **Maggie** and Effie Conklin

> She annoyed me, so I cut her up and buried her in the garden. I’m kidding, geez.
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> Maggie about Mia Wang

> So listen here, Richie Bitch-
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> Maggie to Isidora Dominguez

> That's my girl.
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> Maggie about Mia Wang

## Notes

* Maggie is a big eater.
* She is very afraid of being stuck in elevators.