Cheesepuff

Dis is the best warriors fanfic ever!

carecters:

* Firestar
* Onestar
* Leafpool
* Squirrelflight
* Lionblaze
* Hollyleaf
* Jayfeather
* Dovewing
* Ivypool
* Twigbranch
* Violetshine

## Capter One

Leefpool went to collect some cheesepuff flowers to cure the anticheesifitus deseas so when she found the plant the stems were eating burnt tacos and singing random pop songs so she picked them and they screamedddd hallelujah. Then squrrelflit came up to her and threw a rainbow keyboard at her and screamed something about ants. The siestas returned to camp and healed the dises.

## Chepter Two

A gathering happened and Firestar breakdanced on a purple Nintendo Switch that was determined to eat Brazil for dinna. Onstar told him to stop by stretching his neck to 2777446729283727726373738282736464773737473473473773465645757574574747548584584238238427472737437473473473 feet long and sneaking up on firstar with tissoo pape on his head. He sneezed out burger buns and laptops and radioactive meatballs and mosquito repellents.

## Chipter Three

Jayfether eats a nuclear missile and Lionblaze decides to stalk cats doing dirt.
Hollyleaf devours a holly bush and gets spiky fur so everyone likes to call her Hollyspike.

Lionblaze burns himself on a luminescent canteen and has a seizure in which he shoots sausages out of his throat. Jayfeather blows up but is unharmed so he eats Lionblazes throat sausages.

## Cheptar Four

Dovewing turns into Trumbama and grows peppa pig wings and flaps everywhere then eats 116166161616161616161616666616616161 flies that like laptops. Ivypool chills in a hot tub and invites Hollyspike and Trumbama. Trumbama turns into Trumbamabush and takes over the warriors world. Ivypool does infinity somersolts before teleporting to Glasgow Andy showing off her unicorn sticc.

Hollyspike plays fortnite on her Xbox and thrashes ninja 8181818193929284757747292947372948477723994 times. Then Ivypool returns from Glasgow wearing a potato on her vyjtcyfhfghcgehjgvjhvgeggdjhgjevjjhajbkhsvhkhjhvgdhgjvd body part. She has a fake hert attac and gives Firstar a can of Heinz beked beens.

## Chipte Five

Onestar get some diabetes from a toilet so he hid in the sun and ate tofu flavoured Doritos

## Cheepta Six

Twigbranch swallows a vending machine and goes mad n starts throwing skittles and cars and pikachus at violet shin who deflected them with Andy Murray’s tennis raccet but then a freight tren runs over her but she kicks it and it derails with a goose honcc.

Twigrbanch, still insane, goes and kills every terrorist, every evil guy in the world. Then she kills Breezeprlt with a table.

## Chapta Seven

Lionbleze and Jeyfethe we’re arguing by tossing minor characters at each other so whenever jey tells the truth to holly she’s kills lionbleepp with a piece of paper.

Insane Twigbranch throws a Toyota at Squirrelflit who ducks with a ducks and quacc quack quack and has a seizure of too much quacks.

Hollyspik pulled onster from the sun and murdered him with an iPhone X. then she fed him to hungry ShadowClan and murdered rowenclew and tiggahert and possessed everyone. She made Waspteil leader.

Leefpool did the worm with a cheese puff in her moth until Trumbamabush stole it n gave a darf vaddeaar lauffff. Ivypool planted a dog in her shoulders so she startted a business: grow dogs with seeds! Only 19292947472984662471567724368722672486723867867243867243624386 customers visited per day.

Firstar give some up his mary soones and became booring and stoopidly EE. He gave Trumbamabush a discount on grow dogs with seeds and the next became rich and famus