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TNG 506

Suck Disk: it's only a bit of fun.

*WTF Enterprise are we on where the game Riker's playing is "video" & The Boy's is Ashley Judd! The crew is zonked playing "Butthole Frisbee" unless Wes & the hottest ensign ever can hit Reset!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

For the show not giving him the scene where he succumbs to the game
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For scene when he crawls through the Jeffrey's tube
## Trading Cards

Vagina Butt Loaf"O" Face To ThemeThe Baker Of The Senior StaffFlirtation TennisFinally! An Escape From My LifeYou Want To Be Cool, Don't You?Drop Lika A Techno DJA Shame They Didn't Bone Down
TNG 715

Taurik, Sito Jaxa, Ben, Sam Lavelle and Alyssa Ogawa playing poker

*Generation XXIV is on the hunt for pips and no coat tails or pants legs are safe from rides. A pretty, blonde girl working security on the Entrepreneur. Yeah, that's always gone well!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sam Lavelle**

For thrusting himself into an awkward conversation with Riker to suck up to him
Ben's pick is **Sam Lavelle**

For making the post-Sito-death hang in Ten Forward all about himself
## Trading Cards

Front Zip. Back Zip. Front Zip. Back Zip.A Soft "Fuck Off"She Wishes Beverly Wasn't Such A PrierCanada And Alaska... Both Have SnowTrusting An Ensign Not To Kill HimAdministering The Kumite TestI Lit My Plasma Farts. You Were A Borgs!Florida's Going Trump...SHIT!
TNG 517

Geordi La Forge wearing a beard

*Of course the gender-neutral planet is having major sexual stirrings! Cmdr Consent is in orbit! The A-Team is too far away to rescue Space Amy from the gender Nazis, so it's up to Riker, W.T.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For referencing the "starboard manhole thruster"
Ben's pick is **The Poker Scene**

For bad characterization (Worf's inexplicable misogyny)
## Trading Cards

They All Look Like They Cut Their Own BangsThat Thing On Screen...Is A LabiaNot Ashamed To Describe His GenitalsInto The Space Butthole!Maybe You Can Show Me That Great Big StamenYour Stance On Consent Is Well Established In This Court, Sir!He Does Not "Captain" Him Into SubmissionDude, You're Too Late. I Have Zero Gender, Again
TNG 518

Poster by J.J. LendL

Previa

*Another space butthole puts a scratch on the universe and the Captain's Log keeps skipping. Apparently, the Enterprise was designed by the same people who built the Ford Pinto.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **This Chair**

How do you sit in this thing?
Ben's pick is **Picard / Dr. Crusher**

For being 3 whiskeys deep in his ready-room / For having a tank of Barbicide in her quarters
## Trading Cards

Why Have A Core Ejection System If It's Not Gonna Work?If There Were Real Scarves Involved I Can See Being UpsetShe Looks Unnecessarily Put TogetherThe Enterprise Needs Some Crumple ZonesContains No Drugs, As Far As We KnowHe's Picking Up Country Instead Of Hip-HopAlways Fun To Get A Little FlapFrasier! In. Obviously, The Best Uniform
PIC 107

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Agnes has been Daryl from "Red Dawn" this whole time thanks to Commodore Oh's Romu-laxative. Picard takes Soji to meet the Rikers and there's hugging and bad wigs and Riker says "Shields Up" and I'm not crying! You're crying!*

*The barf hits the fan on the La Sirena when Agnes' secret motive, and lunch, finally comes out. The Big D's power couple comes through again for their captain with solid command input and amazing bed and breakfast service.*

## Show Bits

* Sicks Bay
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* Pizza Oven Killing Shirt
* This Old Starship
* Catbasket
* Dustbuster Club
* RSVP

## P1 Messages

From the future

Happy Birthday

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For barking starship commands at his house
Ben's pick is **Picard**

For the look on his face at the word "Android"
## Trading Cards

Resistance Is Fatal! RSVP HughNO!!!!!!! You Stick It Inside Your Bra!!!!!!!They Find A Perfect Berkeley KidWho Doesn't Want To Spend Every Weekend At The Troi-Riker Cabin?Yeah...She's Probably Data's DaughterIronically, Troi Is Not A Potted Plant HereIt Shouldn't Be Red Since It Was 90% FrostingWho Could Be As Good A Captain As Captain Crandall?For Will Riker, The Deep V Never Left
TNG 221

Poster by J.J. LendL

*When the Enterprise engages in war games, their opponent is the biggest WOPR of them all: Commander Riker. Unfortunately for Captain Picard, Riker's team includes Ensign Crusher (the Boy?), and a threat from an unexpected foe. Who gave Picard a hickey? Is one of Riker's crew giving off Laura Dern vibes? What are the chances of getting a "Natural Yeager"? It's the episode with excellent finger dexterity!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

For his continuing gambling problem
Ben's pick is **Ensign Burke**

For letting Wesley steal antimatter
## Trading Cards

A Boarded-Up HouseI Already Packed My LunchboxFive Cow Milkers On Each HandRiker Is A "Substantial" OpponentFull Manspread!Laser Tag!A Non-Annoying Appearance By The FerengiIs This Really The Best We Can Do?
TNG 616

Data meets Doctor Julian Bashir

Glass Top Coffee Tables

*There's more daddy issues aboard the Entrepreneur than in a strip bar in El Segundo! When androids drop acid do they use real acid? Will Worf take a bat'leth to his family tree?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Wobbly Ten-Forward table**

For wobbling out of fear to what happened to the glass table in Worf's quarters
Ben's pick is **Dr. Bashir**

For wearing white hospital shoes
## Trading Cards

Coke Hand... Scrotum FaceNot Able To Play It CoolIn Memoriam: Glass Table 2364-2369Something's Coming Out Of This Hole!My Daddy!You Have A Car! I Checked!Looking A Gift Grotto In The MouthSold A Bunch Of Bullshit!
VOY 201

*The Voyager finds some Sanford and Son-shaped debris that leads them to a Khan cave filled with all-star frozen character actors worthy of a @reenactedpod recap!*

*The Voyager crew gets an offer to stay with the descendants of the humans who pulled an Independence Day on their captors. Will the promise of blue skies and not eating Neelix's cooking be too much to resist?*

## Show Bits

* RSVP
* Star Trek Caves
* Dustbuster Club
* McLaughlin Group
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* Ball Kicking Machine
* Sicks Bay
* Drinking Vitamins
* BLT

## P1 Messages

Promo: Podcast

To Anybody

Vedicts

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Fred**

Drinking on screen and fucking up
## Trading Cards

So You Can Pick Up Rust On Sensors But Not Manure, Huh Harry?Blue Alert? I've Never Heard That Before, CaptainThis Doesn't Seem Worth ItCareful! This Look Like The Sort Of Place You'd Find Data's Butt!Star Trek Diplomacy Usually Goes Better Than ThisWe'll Have To Divert Ship's Power To Overcome The Alcohol In His SystemI Have A Lot Of Thoughts About Why We're Unfamiliar With Your Beliefs, CommanderThey Already Left. And They Took The Truck!
TNG 718

Ensign Marla Finn is caught in an embrace with William Hodges

Data's self-harm impulses

*An ensign becomes an island in a plasma stream, & officers Troi & Worf are on the case. It's out of the Friend Zone for Worf and into the Dead Zone for Troi!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Data**

For his condescending speech about not committing suicide
Ben's pick is **Lt. Kwan**

For supposedly being excited to be assigned to the nacelle of the ship
## Trading Cards

This Is As Good As Third Eye Blind GotUsually, The Wall Is What He NeedsYour Boyfriend Jumped Into A Plasma Stream. Take 5.Oh, It Feels So Scratchy!Riker Is Very Much Off DutyGoes For The Neck Kiss! So Agro, Man!The "Dateline: NBC" FilterCenter Mass!
TNG 609

ExocompData's self-harm impulses

*I'm starting to think we evolved from moles because all future people want to do is dig! EXOCOMP, EXOCOMP, EXOCOMP, EXOCOMP, EXOCOMP, EXOCOMP, EXOCOMP, EXOCOMP...show's over.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **The random guy who swoops in to gather up the exocomp after it comes out of the tunnel with exploding rocks**

For coming out of nowhere
## Trading Cards

Any Further Work Will Require Overtime RatesThey Say It Around 70 TimesSo Self-Aware!You Can Avoid Dangerous Situations?We Can't Be Sure Her Arm Wasn't SeveredThe Station Predictably Goes Into Nuclear MeltdownYou'd Think Data Would Acknowledge They Might Be SuicidalYou'd Have Proven Your Point If I'd Died
TNG 611

First officer Data

*Capt. President Tom Kimball Watergates Picard & leaves the Captain's log hangin'. Capt. Vilos Cohaagen has to get his ass to Celtris III before JLP gets Total Recalled!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Capt. Jellico**

For lack of self-awareness and saying "maybe a little better" about the state of the ship as he gives it back to Picard
Ben's pick is **Gul Madred**

For being defied/embarrassed a few times and selling it
## Trading Cards

Showing This Much Butt Was A Big DealCentimeters From Showing Some KnuckThe TV Remote Of PainThe Gul Is Right! Jellico's Never Been Right!Riker's Off The JobShowing A Little Sack To JellicoTotal "Season 1" Level BridgeYou're A Middle Management Asshole!
TNG 421

Vice Admiral Thomas Henry.

Lawyer Picard

*A Klingon scientist (WHAT?!) gets caught with PEDs right when the warp core gets appendicitis. Rear Admiral Vagina Robe learns you don't big dog Picard in Entrepreneur Court!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Admiral Henry**

For meaningfully leaving the trial without saying a word

## Trading Cards

Not Guilty! Y'all Got To Feel Me!Making Fun Of Him Is Not The WayVagina-Collared RobeNot Everything Has Been Solved HereBring In The LackeyThe Hatch Was A Non-OEM PartHe Breaks Her Like on "Law & Order"Frakes Likes To Go High
VOY 223

One of us!

*Stop me if you've heard this one. The Voyager finds some aliens in cryostasis and attempts to revive them cause trouble. Can you believe it? But this time requires going into a mental sideshow run by Lenny Kosnowski!*

*Kim & BLT are trapped in a program worse than Lwaxana's recreation spa. The Clown holds Harry hostage & will kill him unless Janeway abandons Kim & the cryo aliens. Clearly, the Clown doesn't know how much Janeway doesn't like bullies.*

## Show Bits

* Borgs
* Maques/Maquis
* ASMR Self Destruct
* McLaughlin Group
* BLT
* Axe Handle
* Tax Documents
* Sicks Bay

## P1 Messages

Promotional: Custom Art

To Friends of DeJoto

Happy Anniversary

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chakotay**

@10:11 for plausibly listening during a react shot
Ben's pick is **Fear**

For being Michael McKean
## Trading Cards

Paris Is An Incredibly Generous FriendWhy Not Make Some Warm Cryo And Save All That Wiping?When You Know For Certain You're Leaning Into The SillyHe Puts At Ease The Sense Of Dread This Scene Brings Up In Star Trek ViewersWhy Didn't You Just Say It's Like The Matrix?Impressive Makeup! Garrett Wang Will Make You Believe He's Old And A Baby!Shmullus To The RescueThe Captial "A" Acting Moment We've Wanted From The Start
Mornhammer

While discussing why Dax would be interested in dating Morn, Ben presumes that Morn probably keeps it trim downstairs, and Adam posited that Morn probably has a hammer... because dick jokes.

Morn's hammer was first mentioned in episode 192: "Bajoran Gothic" (DS9 S1E14) at timecode 19:26.

It was canonized as Mornhammer at timecode 23:31 on episode 193: "Consensual Mornhammer."

The steel hammer sound effect was first used in the same episode at timecode 41:43.
STLD 0206

Queen Big Hat

*When a high-level diplomatic mission goes low-brow, the Cerritos crew will have to balance the captain’s life against a chance for peace. But when anomalies on the ship become attractive nuisances, the Beta’s moods take a turn for the worse. How is Freeman dealing with her long-distance relationship…sexually? When is a positive attitude unwelcome? What truly has the power to haunt Rutherford? It’s the episode that does bits on tar pits.*

## Show Bits

* Dr. Katz
* Borgs
* Kevin Uxbridge

## P1 Messages

Promo: podcast

The phage

K urn
## Edward Larkin

Daily Double! **Ensign Casey**

Getting to be captain for 8 seconds
TNG 124

An unknown stunt performer.

*When Captain Picard's fencing match gets cut short by a bad case of deja vu, the Enterprise crew is forced to grapple with his romantic regrets, not to mention a temporal catastrophe that threatens the entire quadrant. Their investigation leads to a fringey German scientist, who married Picard's ex-girlfriend. Will Beverly's deep jealousy impact her obligation to keep the scientist alive? Is Data already old enough to need a reacher-grabber? Will the captain finally have a sexual encounter with a consenting adult? It's the episode where we discover that we'd be great future accordion players!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jenice**

For not being upset that Picard ghosted on her
Ben's pick is **Picard**

For ghosting on Jenice
## Trading Cards

The Worst Thing That Can Happen, Troi Says, "Whazzup?"She's Not Planetoid Hot, She's Legit Hot!Not Related to Mannheim SteamrollerLooks Like the Dining Room of a Cruise ShipGet That Thing Away from Me!As Naked as is Legal to Show Someone on TVWhat are You Guys Doing Here?Data's Very Upsetting Attempt at a Laugh
TNG 318

A replica of Jean-Luc Picard offers the crew in Ten Forward a round of ale.

Malibu Picard?Picosby?

*When Picard is re-re-re-body snatched and replaced by an insane impostor, the crew goes through the same routine of misgivings-leading-to-mutiny that they always do. Meanwhile, the real Captain has to escape from space jail with a blue cadet, an ersatz Nausicaan, and a big fan of Australian opera. Who will wind up doing the corny monologue jokes in this episode? Will Wesley let Picard hit on Beverly? Where we gonna poop? It’s the episode where Picard turns the music up to eleven.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Patrick Stewart**

For the fun he has playing the Captain's doppelganger
Ben's pick is **Picard's Doppelganger**

For acting weird despite seemingly knowing much about the ship and crew
## Trading Cards

This Set Screams "Cost Savings"There's No Toilet!You Can Eat A Lot Of Jello And Not Feel Filled UpHe's Got An Underbite and "Batman" AbsIf I Were To Do Some Weird Things, You'd Still Be With Me, Right?DopPicard's Off-Duty Deep VShe Splits Into Three Jay LenosWhy Does This Keep Happening!?
VOY 222

*Tuvok crash lands in the middle of a day care meets Beowulf situation. Can his legendary people skills see him through? Janeway encounters the sheer energy of resistance to contact from the representatives of Planet Leggs.*

*The Morrok is down to its last kids meal! Can Janeway lift the Drayan's veil of resistance to an away team rescuing Tuvok and Tressa? Well, if the Voyager has to leave them at least they have plenty more shuttles.*

## Show Bits

* Tin MAN
* Ball Kicking Machine
* ASMR Self Destruct
* BLT
* Freshen Up
* Olds

## P1 Messages

To Millennials

Happy Anniversary

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Janeway**

for being bad at diplomacy
Ben's pick is **Alcia**

for mood swings
## Trading Cards

Why Did He Get Put In Stasis After He Died?It's A Weird Kind Of First ContactWere They Robbing A Bank Before They Got Beamed Up?Without Screens To Distract Them They're Gonna Grab Plasma TorchesTuvok!!! You Had One Job!!!I'm Willing To Get In A Shuttle With Paris To Get Down There. That's How Desperate I Am!Are You Feeling Amphibious At All?They're Going To Hang Out And Wait For Her To Die
VOY 206

Sandríne's: where the drinking age is 2

*Kes turns the big 2.0 but her birthday party becomes a surprise party when The Voyager encounters a Milton Bradley field that first twists the ship into knots, then the crew!*

*With all tropes expended on their positions and Janeway down with a bad case of Stretch Armstrong disease, the crew has no choice but to go with the CGI flow. Will they make it through or come out like the TMP transporter scene?*

## Show Bits

* McLaughlin Group
* Sicks Bay
* Exocomp
* BLT
* Stick Man
* Doc Holoday

## P1 Messages

Promo: Book

Favorite Card

Backlog clear

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sandríne**

for blowing in Kims Face
Ben's pick is **Chakotay**

For his face when he's teamed up with Neelix
## Trading Cards

The EMH Has Great Beret FaceIsn't This Against Your Fraternization Rules?This Is Where I Live Now! If It Was Good Enough For O'Brien It's Good Enough For Me!"I'm Gonna Go Cha-ko-tay" Is Met With His "I'm Not Game Face"Her Reaction Isn't Justified. He's Not Showing Hog!It's A Portal To A Room With Nothing But Bézier CurvesThis Is Scary! Like "Run Fast Like Real People" Scary!For A Catastrophe It's Super Chill
Pizza Oven Killing Shirt

Major Kira's undershirt, which we first see in DS9 s1e15 "Progress" when she takes off her jacket to help build a kiln that resembles a pizza oven. Later on she destroys the very same pizza oven in order to evict the owner off of his planet. Adam and Ben were quite taken with this shirt (weren't we all?) because lets face it, Kira looks great in it. It shows up again in s4e13 "Crossfire", when **redacted** pays Kira a very painful visit to her quarters. They also call it simply her "pizza shirt" a couple times, which is fun because the triangles look like little pizza slices.

## Bit in Episodes

* DS9 s1e15 "Bajoran Gothic"
* DS9 s2e01 "Irish Wank"
* DS9 s2e02 "A Lotion for Everything and Everything in its Lotion"
* DS9 s4e13 "Odo Needs a Dad"
* DS9 s5e19 "You Can’t be a Legate in Tweed"
* DS9 s6e17 "Wore Out the Netflix"
* DS9 s6e20 "Nodding on the One and the Three"
* Picard s1e07 "The Vomit Hat Trick"
TNG 108

Two Edo playing with Edo musical instruments.

Joke Origin: Rockin' KnuckJoke Origin: Window Seduction

*When the crew takes shore leave on a planet inhabited entirely by late night Cinemax adult movie stars, it appears to be a bouncy, floppy paradise for the away team. Too bad Wesley (the boy?) learns the hard way about how much these people care about landscaping. It's an episode that leaves almost nothing to the imagination!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Lead Edo guy**

For talking about rules for swinging
Ben's pick is **Dr. Crusher**

For injecting emotion into decisions
## Trading Cards

The Number of Mooseknuckles is So UpsettingHitler's Final Solution FantasyA Little Bit of Rubbin'Why Is His Uniform Wet?
Mr. Bajoran Relic

T-Shirts available at the Max Fun Store

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Mr. Bajoran Relic

Mr Bajoran Relic is an anthropomorphism of the thirty thousand year old Bajoran tablet buried under the holy city of B'hala. The character appears to be loosely based on Mr. DNA from the movie Jurassic Park.

I'm just here to teach you about Bajoran religion!The Tablet made its first appearance in DS9 S06E21 Bajoran Ragnarok and you can pick up your own at PodShop.Biz.
TNG 523

Picard and Guinan in the fencing room

*The crew find a Borgs with a defragged hard drive that accepts Windows and MacOSX! Picard goes from "Kill It With Fire" to "Kumbaya." I'm sure that Starfleet will be cool with that.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Security officer in the brig**

For wearing high dad pants
Ben's pick is **Hugh**

For having stubble on his face in his scene with the captain
## Trading Cards

They Hear The Faint Sounds Of The CureAre You Gonna Take Care Of This?Let Me Mansplain A Couple Of Fencing TacticsDad Jeans Uniform! Nipple High!We're Gonna Boot Him Up With Internet Explorer 1995Nice Deep VIt's So Hard To Shave Around The ImplantsGrosser Than They Typically Get
TNG 619

A model of a sailing ship

Glass Top Coffee Tables

*A new wig wants to help Picard handle his flute while tickling the ivories, and his other parts. Picard has Lt. Cmdr Sputnik feeling a burning in her loins...and almost everywhere else!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Engineer in Engineering**

For wordlessly dismissing the sound of music which can be hearing through the Jeffrey's Tubes
Ben's pick is **Troi**

For slickly being onto Picard's affair, especially in the background of the concert
## Trading Cards

Blend #3 Romulan Soup WinceShe Doesn't Know He's Talking About A GirlWe Should Jam TogetherHe's The Kind Of Happy That Makes People ParanoidIs That An "HJ" Injury?Consumed By Angry HellfireFear For That Glass Table!Transporter To "Maximum Emotional Manipulation"
PIC 106

Poster by J.J. LendL

*So the episode starts with Picard turning on the EMH & arresting Agnes...wait...it doesn't? Why? WHY?!?!?! Narek and Rizzo can't stop playing with boxes. Raffi pulls a drunken Klinger and scores Picard a 1-Day Cube Pass.*

*Most girls would be happy to find out they're younger than they thought but not Soji! They beam Picard to a bridge! Remember Kirk and Solo! No bridges! Does that gateway mean the Borg assimilated everyone Voyager met!*

## Show Bits

* Eyes to Commercial
* Vichy Frenchman

## P1 Messages

To The Q

TOS ep suggestion

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Elnor**

For his combination of innocence and violence
Ben's pick is **Rios**

For rehydrating with booze
## Trading Cards

She's Straight Up Lying To You, Picard! TURN! ON! THE! EMH!She Wants To Work Out With Some Balls, TooWhen You Don't Line It Up Right It Drives Ben CrazyHe's Golf Clapping Her Alcoholism!Anyone Who's Used A Scanner Understands Her FrustrationFinally! Someone Is Happy To See PicardThis Feels Like "Activation"Taking The Voyager Gate Straight To Canada
TNG 411

O'Brien hates his family

*Miles' mail-order bride pulls a Julia Roberts & Data's common sense firewall gets breached. Picard gets tricked into delivering Ambassador Snowden to the Romulans. They all look alike!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Boob Tea**

The scene where Troi makes tea, for being shot very suggestively
Ben's pick is **Data's Hairline**

For moving about an inch as his expression changes (3m)
## Trading Cards

Hey Buddy! Wedding's Off!Transporting A Very Assholey AmbassadorThis Is Gonna Be Great For The WeddingWay Creepier Than Geordi HolodeckShe's Green Dust! No Autopsy!Blah, Blah, Blah... Act Of AggressionOne Of Us! One Of Us!They Have Nothing In Common
TNG 622

## Aggressively Flavorless

Doctor Reyga, a Ferengi scientist and inventor of the metaphasic shielding technology

## TNG 622

### Next Episode

(A Man With) Very Suspicious Loaf
Just For Mensign

*Beverly throws a science sleepover that ends with a dead Ferengi and a guacamole autopsy! I guess if you can do an autopsy where the patient survives you should keep your job as CMO.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jo'bril**

For a preposterous fall in the shuttlecraft fight scene
Ben's pick is **Dr. Crusher**

For being surprised Guinan would come give her advice under a false pretense
## Trading Cards

I Can't Have Ogawa Look At ThisI'm Green All Over!Her Taste Skews Toward Paul SorvinoLooks Great... Until It's Not!Voiceover, Gesture, ExplainReacts Poorly To QuestioningPhaser To "Death Becomes Her" ModeI Don't Play That Shit!
TNG 116

Admiral Mark Jameson in his support chair.

*Admiral Mark Jameson has one last job before he gets out of the Federation for good: negotiate the rescue of some hostages from his arch enemy. Jameson's just got one problem: he's weighed down by tons of silly putty that's been troweled onto his face. Fortunately, an alien de-aging drug has him getting younger (and sweatier) by the minute. Will the despotic Karnas believe that Jameson is who he claims to be? Can Picard and the crew ever trust Starfleet if their top brass is made of melting strawberry yogurt? And what's it like to go a little too hard with pills at a hipster dance party? We answer these questions, plus Adam tells a shameful story about the time he invested in Star Trek trading cards.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **[No one]**

Because no one has fun in this episode
Ben's pick is **Admiral Jameson**

For ridiculous makeup and acting
## Trading Cards

Cannot Plausibly Look FraileMakeup De-RidiculizerHe Can't Maintain!Drago's Trainer in "Rocky 4"
TNG 222

Data holds on while Geordi La Forge carefully extracts a thorn.

Bit origin: Clip Show DeviceBit origin: Sicks Bay
Data's self-harm impulses

*When Riker gets some DNA in him, it’s not just from another romp on the holodeck. Unfortunately, the STD test comes back positive and it's a race against time to save his life. Dr. Pulaski hatches a plan to make Riker re-watch episodes of the show that would even make Captain Picard shudder. Is Chief O’Brien trying to give Pulaski a heart attack? Is Troi going to be ok when Riker’s most erotic dreams leave her in the lurch? Is the Captain ever going to recover from being bald-burned? It’s our most ill-advised episode yet, and the one that took by far the most work!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Rob Bowman**

For not crediting himself as Alan Smithee
Ben's pick is **Ben and Adam**

For not realizing how self-congratulatory the podcast would be for this one
## Trading Cards

Sad KeanuLucky It Didn't Stab Him In The DickData: I'm Always Careful
Geordi: No, You're Not!About To Lose His BestieRing Of Brain NeedlesDidda-Lidda-Do Didda-Lidda-DoTurn The Settings Up To "Sex"Safe...But Sweaty
TNG 605

Solanogen-based lifeform

Bit Origin: "You just got Schism'd"

*Do you think "all" the hair on Riker's body reacts to danger, or just what's on his head? The NyQuilians learn if you probe Riker, William T, without consent, he probes right back!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Khaki Pants Guy**

For lurking around the background of the reading
Ben's pick is **Woman at Poetry Reading**

For the camera lingering at her very long despite having no lines
## Trading Cards

Hair Of "Riker In Distress"Are They On A Date?Not "Ham & Cheese" Acting TiredA Hot Milk Toddy? Go To Hell!A Shimoda-Themed Frat Party!So Many Questions About Klingon Hair CareThere Are 3,700 Kind Of DNA On It, Up To The ElbowYa'll Just Got Schismed!
TNG 525

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Another glowy space probe sucks Picard into the southwestern version of the Matrix. Picard's gets brainjacked by a high-speed dub of Planet Shirley MacLaine's biography.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Guy from Central Government**

For completely squandering any chance to save the planet
Ben's pick is **The Probe’s Plan to keep the memory of these people alive**

Because when Picard dies, the memory of these people die!
## Trading Cards

Falls Into A Heap!He Appears To Be In AlbuquerqueAdam Like Everyone, Except HimSome Drinks And Some FluteYou Wanna Put That Where?Up Close And Personal With The Bridge CarpetOgawa's In The Mix!They Almost End By Saying Cheese
TNG 713

The Sign of La Forge.

Star Trek CavesStar Trek Haircast

*Worf's other brother from his other mother wants Pipes to move his new peeps to a nicer zip code. Prime Directive violation. Holodeck hijinx. Bad Ren Fair costumes. Just another day on the 1701-D.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **The Old Guy**

For trying to marry his daughter to Worf
Ben's pick is **The Hair Department**

In the scene where the Chronicle-r goes to Ten Forward, for giving multiple women bonkers curly hair (28 min)
## Trading Cards

Deloafed! He Looks Like A Thumbprint In Ground Beef!Has His Own Branded Pasta SauceCan I Go Back To Get My Notebook?You Got One Cave Set, You Gotta Use It!Our History Is Recorded On BlindsHappy Hour!Bro Showdown!Happy Ending... Right?
Spock Box

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Spock Box

In Star Trek II: The Good One, Spock goes into this glass box in engineering. Huh, apparently it's called the dilithium reactor room.

Anyway, the ship is in danger and the warp core is all borked so Spock goes in there to fix it and rescue the ship. Problem is all the lethal radiation that managed to kill Spock in 5 minutes but without any visible sores, hair loss or puking.

So Spock dies and the ship is "out of danger" and Kirk is sad because he lost a friend. Spock is not sad because "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one." Spock is fine though because his mind is trapped in McCoy's head (apparently there's a lot of room?) and his body got launched out a torpedo tube and happened to safely land on the Genesis Planet. The Genesis Device magically turned Spock's old dead body into a young alive body but with no mind. McCoy thought he was losing his mind and hates that Vulcan anyway and stuff happens and the Vulcans (either Saavik or Sarek, I'm not going to look it up) reunites Spock's (now grownup) body and his mind.

And pursuant to Starfleet general orders, if you happen to put a glass box in engineering, it's called a Spock box.

## Spork Box

The glass box in the engineering room of the Discovery is called the Spork Box because it's used with the **spore** drive. Stamets regularly enters the Spork Box to run the spore-drive (even tho it's extremely painful and possibly killing him) because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.
Mount Allamaraine

ALLAMARAINE!!!

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Mount Allamaraine

"Mount Allamaraine" is a term used as part of the Mountain Rating System to denote episodes of Trek that are "So Bad It's Good."

As Ben put it,

> That dorky Star Trek fun, the kinds of episodes where Star Trek fans have a soft spot in their heart for them, but are not what you show somebody first if you're trying to get them into the franchise.
>
>

It is contrasted by Mount Armus, for Dank and Vile Episodes, and Mount Knuckmore, for Rockin' Episodes.

The term and rating category was first used in the eponymous Pod episode Mount Allamaraine (DS9 Series Wrap-up). Presumably Mount Allamaraine will be used for Voyager's wrapup show and beyond as well.

### See Also

* Mount Armus
* Mount Knuckmore
TNG 324

Deanna and Lwaxana Troi beamed out of their clothes.

*Send help! I’m trapped in a podcast factory and they’re forcing me to write a capsule for an episode featuring Ferengis AND Lwaxana Troi! It's an episode filled with lobes, robes, tropes and dopes.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **[None]**

Shimodas withheld due to terribleness of episode
## Trading Cards

She Senses Ben's Feelings About This EpisodeThe Ewok Fee Was Too ExorbitantHolla!!!!!"Harlequin Novel" RikerBeamed Away Without Consent!He Just Doesn't Get The SignsYou Mean Things Change When I'm Not Around?Please Shoot All Your Torpedoes At Me!
VOY 112

Samples of photonic matter.

*Thanks to again forgetting to put on a surge protector, the holodeck gets taken over by an energy octopus that traps Harry, Cha-Ko-Tay and Tuvok inside the program. Only the Doctor has the ability to go in and answer the Riddle of Holo Steel!*

*The Doctor goes to pieces on his mission but pulls it together when his holo boo gets sent to digital Sto'vo'kor. Now, the Doc is making a mead house call and it ain't winter he's bringing with him!*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* Un-adjective X-Men
* Doc Holoday
* Exocomp

## P1 Messages

promo: freelance writer

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Kim**

For his choice in holodeck programs
Ben's pick is **Kim**

For being the "WTF just happened?" rescued guy
## Trading Cards

Captured By The "Heavy Metal" Box ArtFor This Mission We Need Something That's Never Climaxed. Like An Exocomp. But We Have You.The Doctor Has To Establish His DominanceHe Got The Disneyland Novelty Elk LegThere's A Surprising Lack Of Holo Arterial SprayIs That Clint Howard's Ship?Before I Go...I Gotta Know... What Are You Working With Down There?The Doctor Is In "Not Fucking Around" Mode
TNG 502

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Picard gets kidnapped (again!) by a Star Trek 2 alum who only speaks in Dr. Seuss stories. Electric Jason Voorhess, his claws milky. Picard, his camping trip ruined. O'Brien, his beam broken.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For guessing with no evidence that the Tamarians wouldn’t destroy a shuttle sent down to the planet
Ben's pick is **Picard**

For shooting a mean look at O’Brien after being beamed up for the first attempted beam-up in the middle of the fight
Bonus Shimoda **Prop Department**

For giving Patrick Stewart the action jacket
## Trading Cards

The Captain's Log: On A Log... At El-AdrelHe Has His Action Figure JacketWhat The Fuck Is Going On?I'm Not Into ItHis "Best Friend" But One Of His Worst ShuttlesHe Wants To Be There For His Boy!Bleeding Out From His LoafYou Really Blew It Last Time, Asshole!Dathon Bought The Farm At El-Adrel
STLD 0101

Poster by J.J. LendL

*A simple follow up on a planet full of cute space Porky Pigs goes wrong when Mariner and Boimler are forced to become giant spider wranglers and an infection starts turning the Cerritos crew into zombie Juratis.*

*Boimler beams back covered in spider spit...and the cure? It's a race against time for Dr. T'Ana to science the science and save the ship! Will the Cerritos survive to go where everyone has gone before?*

## Show Bits

* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Front/Back Zip
* Previa
* For Some Reason Jake

## P1 Messages

To FoDs

From Captain Dave

## Edward Larkin

Daily Double! **Mariner**

for having the most fun
## Trading Cards

They Capture Our TNG NostalgiaStabby Violence is Almost Passé. But Slash Is So Much Worse!Are The Olympics Still Happening In The 24th Century?No Reason To Let This Ruin A Good TimeIt's OK! Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'!She's Part McCoy And Pulaski . Her Bedside Manner Is So Bad!Boimler Got The Goo. You Should Give Him Some Credit! No???They Met The Challenge And Formed A Bond. And She's Gonna Be Boimler's Mentor!
TNG 602

Christina the pet tarantula of Miles O'Brien

O'Brien hates his family

*Barclay gets a case of "Ted Striker" disease trying to board a Miata stuck over Macho Grande. Start replicating Campho-Phenique because Barclay's got a case of Space Chiggers!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chief O'Brien**

For having to act like he’s been woken up to speak w/ Barclay and showing him his spider
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For saying “a mouth?” (in disgust)
## Trading Cards

Into The Suck StreamYou Just Volunteered To Go OverNo One Comments On The Tingle!The Placebo Is Right Near The Carotid ArteyChildrens Hostpital Puppet ShowYou And I Have Terrible Hair In This EpisodeInfected With Space BugsThe Poopies... They're People!
VOY 221

Number 1, or number 2?

*The Voyager hits a schism banger that duplicates the ship and crew. One version is showroom fresh but the other has gone full "The Poseidon Adventure." And the good Voyager is accidentally tearing the hooptie Voyager apart!*

*Tussled bun Janeway is ready to engage in some auto destruct to blast untouched Bun of Steel Janeway and her ship free to save one crew. But Vidiians have boarded the clean Voyager and are scooping up organs! Can either ship be saved?*

## Show Bits

* Freshen Up
* Sicks Bay
* Loaf
* Bangers
* BLT
* Girders
* Skulk Hogan
* McLaughlin Group
* Kevin Uxbridge
* "You just got Schism'd"
* Ball Kicking Machine

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Frozen Floating Harry Kim**

RSVP
## Trading Cards

Recalibrate From Shit Beaming To Baby Beaming!These Are Standing Sets!Harry's Living The Dream Of Ben And AdamIt's A Spatial Schism!The Plan Should Be To Blow Up The Ship Like Last Episode. This Time I'm Gonna Fucking Do It!This Isn't Real! They Are Killing Too Many Main Characters At Once!Forget About Sending Kim! Send A Wheelbarrow Of Torpedoes!Rub Some Temporal Dirt On It And Get Back To Work
TNG 601

Devidians in a cave on Devidia II.

*How is it TNG writers always picked the least goddamn interesting eras for time travel? How I wish these cards could have been for the "Worf as Captain" version!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

For his (sadly never seen) days in command of the ship, as Captain Worf
Ben's pick is **Chief O’Brien**

For only existing in this episode through use of his name
## Trading Cards

Didn't Know He Was Such A SnitchWhy Didn't You Make A Budget?Surreptitious TricorderingThe Wheelman They Didn't Know They Needed"Sight" GagHe's Got Ben's Dad's Gun!Feeling Real Looper-yTasty Thinking Beef Stew
VOY 209

*The Voyager finds a planet with artifacts that set Cha-ko-tay on a last crusade to connect with is past and his ghost dad. A bit, bit, bit of creative programing turns Doc Holoday into an Embarrassingly Moaning Hypochondriac.*

*It's a stormy relationship between the Voyager and the Sky Spirits until Cha-Ko-Tay bares his soul (and everything else) and proves the tattoo is culturally pure and not just the result of a Risa Spring Break dare.*

## Show Bits

* Raw Materials
* Doc Holoday
* BLT
* K urn
* Sicks Bay
* Dustbuster Club
* Girders
* This Old Starship
* Ball Kicking Machine

## P1 Messages

Promotional message: Podcast

Kevin Uxbridge
Happy Birthday

Vichy Frenchman
## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Chakotay**

For getting naked, waving his arms at a hawk, and catching a fake tree.
## Trading Cards

Young Cha-ko-tay Has Resting "My Dad Is So Embarrassing" FaceWhy Isn't It The Glittery TNG Cloth?BLT Is Using The Tricorder For Failing EyesightI Told You! I'm "Archeology Hero" Due To Branding IssuesThat Eyeball Was The Best Meal He Ever MadeOK, Bree. Which Is Mighter? Bun Or Buns Of Steel?A Face Tattoo On First Contact! That's Big Bachelor Party Energy!How Can You Bear The Mark But Only Know How To Say "Bathroom" And "Library"?
RSVP

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/RSVP

A reference to a mistake that Ben's wife once made. When paying tribute to a person or thing which has passed on in some way, Adam and Ben often use the acronym "RSVP" in place of the correct "RIP". In the same vein as "Borgs," "Sicksbay/Sixbay" or "Entrepreneur", they know it's wrong. It's just become a thing.
VOY 111

Et Tu Vok?

*The Voyager assists a Kazon ship that seems to have been running its own Philadelphia Experiment with stolen Starfleet tech. Janeway sets Tuvok and Cha-Ko-Tay to find who's selling Intrepid class parts out of the Voyager's trunk.*

*Signs say Seska or Carey ran the black market hustle, but before Janeway can question the rescued Lazon his mates give him terminal ring around the collar. Can Cha-Ko-Tay clear his ex or will she be squandered to guest star status?*

## Show Bits

* Star Trek Caves
* Stick Man
* Facetime
* McLaughlin Group
* BLT
* Sicks Bay

## P1 Messages

promo: podcast

To Ben And Adam

To Ben And Adam

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Janeway**

For letting a murderer go free
Ben's pick is **Seska**

For maintaining the lie without blinking
## Trading Cards

Chakotay Steps In As The HR Department To Stop Him Mid-FlickThis Looks Like An Early GreatestGen Twitch StreamSeska's Thinking Of All The Times She's Transported Someone That WayIt's A Real 4:3 Conversation. They Don't Need To Be That Close!Rogue???? That's The Big Injury Reveal?Wearing A High Combadge Makes You Look Guilty, Mr. Carey!Everyone Sees It Coming! Now, He's A Dead Lazon!Well, This Feels Like It Turned Into A Real Rom-Yar-Lan Situation
VOY 114

logo of the Vidiians

*BLT has to "face" her enemy within after a randy Vidiian scientist splits her into a Klingon and a hu-mon! Can HBLT pull it together long enough for an escape? Can KBLT seduce the doc without a boob window in her outfit?*

*Sulan literally puts on a happy face for KBLT that's none the Durst for wear. Cha-Ko-Tay covers himself in bubble gum & Saru gloves to infiltrate the Vidiian compound just in time for Torres & Torres to go full Tango & Cash for the escape!*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* To The Dome
* K urn
* McLaughlin Group
* RSVP
* Sicks Bay
* Doc Holoday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Brian Markinson**

For a big sendoff playing 2 parts
Ben's pick is **Sulan**

For choosing Durst over Paris
## Trading Cards

Taste Your Food Before You Serve It!When The Doctor Answers With A Mirror That's A Bad SignWhat Happened To Your Face?He Turns Her Down Because The Crank Is The Second Thing To Go In The PhageIs This The Grossest Thing To Happen In Star Trek Since "Conspiracy"?Call Him "Gross-Ko-Tay"They've Learned Some Things About Keeping The EyelinesShe Doesn't Yell. Does Half A Warrior Go To Sto'Vo'Kor?
Season 1 Bashir

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Season 1 Bashir

Bashir in season 1 was a sleaze. A real creep who treated women like objects and/or a conquest. Every time he opened his mouth some new slime came crawling out. Watching him was horrifying. And not in the burn-an-entire-city-with-a-dragon way but in the oh-my-god-someone-kill-me-or-him-maybe-both kind of way.

In season 2 the curse was removed and he was no longer a newt.
VOY 110

You want this pie.

*The Voyager makes contact with the Sikarians. A race with a superior version of Waze that can plot routes home 40,000 light years at a time. Unfortunately, the only directions the Sikari want to give the Voyager crew is to the bedroom.*

*It ain't erosene wind with which the Sikari blow off Janeway's trajector request. BLT, Seska & Carey are going Air America to grab it but Tuvok puts on his Mayquees pants & does it instead. However, the Plug 'N Play does not go well.*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* Maques/Maquis
* McLaughlin Group
* Scarves As Currency

## P1 Messages

Promo: Virtual Fireworks

To DeJoedo

Kevin Uxbridge
## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Kate Mulgrew**

For achievement in acting
Ben's pick is **Ensign Murphy**

For grimacing at Neelix food
## Trading Cards

BLT Is Straight Up Checking Out Some Ass!His Posture And Costume Say "You Could Use A Massage"He's Here To Show Neelix What Real Food Is All AboutIs This The "Encounter At Farpoint" Scarf Bazaar?Libby Won't Count This Since It's In A Different Quadrant. Right?Captain! What About Tom Mervyns? I Mean...Mark?I'm About To Become Much More Interesting Than I've Been So Far On This Show. Gimme The Stories.Shocked She Got Away With Firing An Unauthorized Phaser Aboard A Starship
TNG 708

Poster by J.J. LendL

Nubbin

*More jumpsuited aliens give Pipes & Wigs a coaxial Love Connection. Will their "coupling"work out? It ain't the Neutral Zone Picard and Crusher have to worry about crossing...it's the Friend Zone!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Dr. Crusher**

For pushing Picard through the portal even though they're psychically connected and they'll both instantly become nauseous for hours
Ben's pick is **Ambassador Mauric**

For playing a weird middle point between self-assuredness, officiousness, paranoia, and desperation
## Trading Cards

Why Buy The Cow?Mechanical Nubbins!Room ServiceThis Might Be The BatcaveI Do Have A Really Nice Ass... WHAT?!Nationalist. Paranoid. King Of A Dick!Really Missing Action JacketOpen V And Wig #6
TNG 104

Geordi La Forge shaving with a 24th century razor

Joke Origin: Spiky Bird

*Tasha Yar inadvertently breaks up a happy marriage, then gets into a UFC-style fight to the death with "the other woman." If that story isn't intriguing enough, it's also terribly racist! Also, why is everyone okay with kidnapping? Where is Worf? Finally, we discuss names for a website we don't need or want.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Hagon**

For yelling during the fight
Ben's pick is **Troi**

For having no motivation
## Trading Cards

It is Terribly RacistA Las Vegas Version of AladdinThe Spiky Bird!Foul Ball!Not, In Fact, Dead
The O'Brien Drop

On the first major mention of Chief O'Brien in a podcast discussion, The O'Brien Drop is frequently played. It is a mashup of Colm Meaney quotes: "I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien" from DS9 episode "To the Death" (S04E23), and "This is \*\*\*\*\*\*\* spectacular!" from Con Air; these are played over "I'm Shipping up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys.

See this Reddit thread for associated archaeology.
TNG 203

*When Data and Geordi get some down-time, they use it like no one else would: playing Sherlock Holmes on the Holodeck. But when Geordi sets the computer's difficulty settings to "All-Madden," Moriarty begins dropping bangers all over the ship, and has become an adversary more powerful than either of them expected. What is a warrior's hat? Is Dr. Pulaski a functional syntheholic? What does it sound like when Data takes a dump? It's the episode recorded in karate stance!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Geordi LaForge**

For extreme mood swings
Ben's pick is **Dr. Pulaski**

For taking no action after being captured
## Trading Cards

A Warrior's HatThat Shit Ain't RightHe Has Been Changed Because...ActingThese Streets Really Do Reek of ShitSynthaholicHe's Real Pissed!
Star Trek Pilot

Green women from day 1 of Star Trek

*Space...the groovy frontier. In between fighting proto-GOT extras and seeking out new martinis, Pike and crew find a lost assisted living colony with a girl castaway hotter than Ginger or Mary Ann!*

*Pike is captured by some blunt Coneheads who want to him and Vina to pull a George and Gracie to repopulate the species. The Honeymoon Suite they give him sucks but the sex cosplay is outstanding!*

*Slave girls. BDSM. Swinging. Pike is immune to it all proving he's clearly not the ratings captain the Enterprise needs. He out-bores his captors & destroys his chance at a foursome & that's victory?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Helmsman José Tyler**

For holding up 7 fingers to indicate warp speed
Ben's pick is **Rando Crewman**

For trying to give Pike paperwork and giving up when he is ignored
TNG 612

Rare Barclay McLaughlin Group

Window Seduction

*Moriarty coming back proves the hard drive on the Big D is as secure as a sex tape. Proving,once again, nothing good happens when the crew messes with things from the past.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **To the security guy testing multiple parts of the force field**

For his powerful mime work
## Trading Cards

A Four Season CallbackI'm Real, BabyNormally, A Seduction TechniqueSuspect #1 When Command Codes Are ReroutedHe Breaks Multiple TimesThey've Been Incepted!They Got The Scotty DealHe Doesn't Deserve To Be On Someone's Desk
Scarves As Currency

A scarf. Equivalent to roughly $25 in 2017 terms when adjusted for projected inflation.

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Scarves As Currency

In the 24th century the Federation enjoys a scarcity-free economy. Curiously, scarves have become *de facto* unit of currency for the members of the U.S.S. Enterprise, as evidenced by Beverly Crusher's desire to purchase extravagant fabrics on Farpoint Station and Tasha Yar's theft of scarves from Deanna Troi while intoxicated during the events of *The Naked Now*.
TNG 306

A Promellian memory coil.

*When the ship gets stuck in some mud, Geordi is the only person onboard ship who gets put to work on saving the crew. Naturally, he makes himself a virtual girlfriend to help out along the way. Will Picard try to steal her like he stole Minuet? Has Chief O’Brien found the best way yet to kiss Picard’s ass? Was Geordi just drunk the entire time? It’s the episode where Adam talks about an uncomfortable date he went on.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For assigning only Geordi to work on saving the ship
Ben's pick is **Riker**

For belatedly mentioning to Picard all the problems he missed
## Trading Cards

A Slow-Speed Car CrashShips Be In Distress!I'm Gonna Get My Name In The Paper!Sorta "Goonies" VibeWe Got Nothin'!Getting Blueballs With A Fake EngineerTaking The "Swinging Dick" Belt Back From Riker!A Simulation Has Been Erected!
VOY 212

Caylem confessing to Janeway

*On planet ZZ Boots, an undercover away mission to score some STP for the Voyager goes bad! BLT and Tuvok are given the Shadow Company treatment and Janeway wakes up thinking she's back on the "Remo Williams" set!*

*While Janeway works on a deep V approach to getting into the prison, Paris plays his "48 Hours" card and uses his convict cred to convince Cha-Ko-Tay the time to send a getaway driver is now!*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* Sicks Bay
* This Old Starship
* Polar Region

## P1 Messages

Thanks for pod recommend

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Joel Grey**

In recognition for his work
Ben's pick is **Trio of guards**

For being arch
## Trading Cards

They All Look Like Snake Eyes!Did You Not See My "Data's Day" Episode, Commander? This Is Not Good For You.She's Looking For The Sledgehammer And The Block Of WoodHe Won An Academy Award And Agreed To This Part!The Shoes! A Classic Cop Giveaway!He's Tricked Into Thinking She's Here To "Do Business"This Is What Prison Breaks Look Like! I've Been To Prison! It's Why I'm Here!This Is More Painful Than His Normal Intendant Kira Cosplay