Katie Miller Gets in Dead Meat/Transcript

Mr. Garcia: Okay, Class, today we're going to have the longest Behavior Card Day today. Red means being the best and black means being the worst. If it's white, nothing happens. If it's red, you'll have 80 years off. If it's orange, you'll have 60 years off. If it's yellow, you'll have 40 years off. If it's light green, you'll have 20 years off. If it's green, you'll have 70 months off. If it's light blue, you'll have 50 months off. If it's blue, you'll have 30 months off. If it's purple, you'll have 20 weeks off. If it's light purple, you'll have 15 weeks off. If it's rose, you'll have 10 weeks off. If it's pink, you'll have 5 weeks off. If it's brown, you'll have 3 days off. If it's a dark brown, you'll have a the rest of the day off. If it's maximum gray, you're in a little trouble. Not in detention, but we will have a talk sometime today. If it's brightest lightest gray, you'll have detention for 1 hour. If it's lightest gray, you'll have detention for 2 hours. If it's lighter gray, you'll have detention for 3 hours. If it's light gray, you'll have detention for 4 hours. If it's dark gray, you'll have detention for 5 hours. If it's darker gray, you'll have detention for a week. If it's darkest gray, you will be suspended for two months. And finally, pay really close attention to this card. This is a very very very very very very very very very very bad one. If it's black, you're in dead meat and you will be expelled from this school forever. But however, black also means that you got in trouble a lot. If you just got black, you would get a darkest gray card instead. Now, here are the cards.

Milo: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! I got a red card!

Kevin: Me too!

Fred: Me three!

Sara: Me four!

Nate: Me five!

Danny: Me six! We're the best and awesome students!

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Milo, Kevin, Fred, Sara, Nate and Danny. You six are going to be having 80 years off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.

Gwen: Yes! I got a orange card.

Bridgette: Me too.

Holly: Me three.

Milly: Me four.

Sadie: Me five.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Gwen, Bridgette, Holly, Milly and Sadie. You girls are going to be having 60 years off from school today. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.

Chris: Yes! I can't believe this happened! I got a yellow card.

Rosie: Me too.

Penny: Me three.

Justin: Me four.

Max: Me five.

Anna: Me six.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Chris, Rosie, Penny, Justin, Max and Anna. You six are going to be having 40 years off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.

Zack: Yes! I got a light green card.

Miles: Me too.

Wendy: Me three.

Alana: Me four.

Dawn: Me five.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Zack, Miles, Wendy, Alana and Dawn. You five are going to be have 20 years off. Go to the principal office to claim your rewards.

Milo: Yeah! I got a green card.

Jeremy: Me too.

Patrick: Me three.

Emery: Me four.

Nick: Me five also.

Chandler: Me six.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Milo, Jeremy, Patrick, Emery, Nick, Chandler. You boys are going to be having 70 months off. Go to the principal office to claim your rewards.

Lyle: Oh, that is so cool. I got a light blue card.

Johnny: Me too.

Bradley: Me three, also. Thanks, Dad. You're the best father and best teacher ever any son could ever had.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Lyle, Johnny, Bradley. You three boys are going to be 50 years off. As for you, son, you're welcome. Go to the principal office to claim your rewards. And Bradley, I'll see you at home after school, okay?

Bradley: Okay, Dad.

Timmy: Awesome! I got a blue card.

Tommy: Me too.

Jimmy: Me three.

Mickey: Me four.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Timmy, Tommy, Jimmy and Mickey. You boys are going to have 30 months off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.

Peter: All right! I got a purple card.

Emma: Me too.

Brigitte: Me three.

Julia: Me four.

Taylor: Me five.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Peter, Emma, Brigitte, Julia, Taylor. You five are going to be having 20 weeks off. Go to the principal office to claim your rewards.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Joey, Laura, Charlene, Sharon and Carla. You five are having 15 weeks off. Go to the principal office to claim your rewards.

Veronica: Cool! I got a rose card.

Carrie: Me too.

Eva: Me three.

Axel: Me four.

Melissa: Me five, also.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Veronica, Carrie, Eva, Axel, Melissa. You five girls are having 10 weeks off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.

Trent: Sweet! I got a pink card.

Roman: Me too.

Dave: Me three.

Charlie: Me four.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Trent, Roman, Dave and Charlie. The four of you are going have 5 weeks off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Carolina. You will be have the rest of the day off. Go to the principal's office and I'll see you tomorrow.

Steve: Okay, I got a white card. I guess this means nothing will happened to me, right?

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Steve. If you got a white card, this means nothing will happened to you. So you go back to your seat and wait until the behavior card day is over and the go home bell rings. Okay?

Steve: Okay, Mr. Garcia. (He walks back to his seat)

Django: Uh-oh. I got a maximum gray card.

Zachary: Me too.

Mr. Garcia: I'm sorry I have to say this, Django and Zachary, you both boys are not in trouble. Just a little bit trouble. You will not have detention, but we will have a little talk sometime today after school. Please, go to the principals office right now.

Sally: Oh, no! I got a brighter set lightest gray card.

Dana: Me too.

Lacey: Me three.

April: Me four.

Miriam: Me five.

Nicolette: Me six.

Skylar: Me seven.

Collette: Me eight. I guess this means that we're going to be having detention for 1 hour, right?

Mr. Garcia:

Henry: Oh no! I got a

Mr. Garcia: That's right, Henry. You are a very bad boy! You will have detention for 2 hours. You keep on fighting in the hallways, stealing your classmate's lunch, farting in class and more. Go to the principal's office. I hope you learn your lesson in detention.

Stephanie: Oh, that's not good. I got a lighter gray card.

Selena: Me too.

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Principal James:

Kevin: Do you know what the card we got? We got a black cards.

Danny: Um, um, um, um… there's anything wrong with you?

Principal James: No. You all have 80 years off. Enjoy your 80 years off.

Sara: I can't wait to show this black card to Mom and Dad.

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Principal James: KATIE! WHAT COLOR CARD DID YOU GET?!?!?

Katie: I got a pink card.

Principal James: KATIE MILLER, YOU'RE EXPELLED FOREVER! GET OUT OF HERE NOW AND GO HOME NOW!

(Cut to Miller living room at the Miller household, where Katie is getting grounded and punished by her parents, who is very angry at her for a getting a pink card and getting expelled from school forever.)

Marine: Katie Jessica Bridgette Miller! I can't believe you got a pink card and got expelled from school forever today! What's the heck is wrong with you? You came here all the way to get expelled from school forever! Do you know how cause to get you back in? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! We're so mad at you, young lady!

Vaughn: That's it, missy! You are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 12345678912345678982028844394823304153940282739529174294209301918384858382715364893919191048262859300181748593937372959729405123456789123456789 years!

Marine: You should be ashamed of yourself for what you've done!

Vaughn: Now go to your room and go to bed!