The Black House/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode begins on a dark and spooky, Halloween night. Bats fly out of the cemetery and fly towards to Burbank, California. In the city, some Nicktoons character are walking in the streets with costumes and everyone is having a great time. Scene cuts to Orenji, Kyokudo, and SpongeBob, who are wearing their costumes, are trick-or-treating]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [holds up a Reese's King Size] Check it out! I got a Reese's King Size!
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** Wow! [holds up Swedish Fish] I got this... a European fish candy thingy.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** It's Swedish Fish, silly. [giggles]
* [Kyokudo holds up a rock and glares at it]
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** I got a rock.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** A what?
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** Uhh... [throws the rock away] Nothing.
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** Hey, I think it's getting late. Should we stop by the next house?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** I don't know about that. We'd better get home before the fish police come.
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** Aw, come on, sis! Can we at least go to one more house? I haven't got any candy! [Holds up an empty bag. The fly comes out of the bag]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Well, alright, but make it snappy! [Orenji, Kyokudo, and SpongeBob see the Black House; Kyokudo runs to the door]
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** [bangs handle against door] Trick-or-treat! [porch light shuts off] Oh, come on! Trick-or-treat! [bangs handle against the door] I said trick-or-treat! [knocks door] UGH! [walks to Orenji and SpongeBob] Did you see that?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Yeah, they're not home. Let's go.
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** No, they're obviously home and can't be bothered to give out some candy. [pulls out a toilet paper out of his bag]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** You're not going to throw those rolls of toilet paper at the person's house, are you?
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** The Greasers did this once before, but this time, it's my turn! Huh! [throws some toilet paper at the Black House] Yeah! Yeah! You like that, huh?! You like that?!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Uhh, Kyokudo, I think we should get out of here.
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** Hold on a sec. Let me finish this first. [keeps throwing some toilet paper] Open up! I want some candy! I SAID, OPEN UP!! [throws the toilet paper and it crashes through the window] Uh-oh...
* [The Black House begins to glow red]
* **The Black House:** Hail Zeena! Hail Zeena! HAIL ZEENA!!!
* [The door opens by itself. Orenji, Kyokudo, and SpongeBob are scared. A giant black tentacle grabs Kyokudo and drags him off-screen]
* **Kyokudo Chaneru:** WHOA!
* **Orenji/SpongeBob:** Kyokudo!
* [As Kyokudo screams while being dragged, his mouth zooms the camera]

### Main episode

* [Scene cuts to Fumen's house. Fumen plays "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin with their double-necked guitar. Rappu comes through the door along with Genka]
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Fumen! Are you ready to go?
* **Fumen Chaneru:** For what?
* **Rappu Chaneru:** We're going to the beach in San Francisco this weekend, remember?
* **Fumen Chaneru:** That was this weekend? [looks at the calendar] I guess I'll have to cancel my concert tour again.
* **Genka Chaneru:** Well, at least you can reschedule it until next week.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** [looks out the window and sees the bus] Oh! The bus is here! The bus is here! [runs out the room] C'mon, you guys! [Fumen and Genka look at each other and shrug. Scene cuts to outside of Fumen's house, where Fumen, Rappu, and Genka are running toward the bus]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Hey, wait up, dude! [Rappu shoves his bag onto a seat with Eiga sitting in the seat. He crams himself on the same seat along with Eiga]
* **Eiga Chaneru:** You're hurting me!
* **Rappu Chaneru:** [taps Otona on the shoulder] Guess what?
* **Otona Fukai:** [sighs] What?
* **Rappu Chaneru:** I'M GOING TO THE BEACH WITH MY BROS! [taps Ren's shoulder] Ooohhhh, Reeen!
* **Ren Höek:** WHAT?!
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Okay, out of everybody on this bus, guess which one is my fam?
* **Ren Höek:** I don't care.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** You know what this situation calls for. Fumen and Genka! [Fumen takes out the keytar, Genka takes out the electric guitar, and Rappu takes out the micphone] ♪Ohhh-♪ [the bus stops and Fumen, Rappu, and Genka are kicked off it]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Hey! Wait! This is not our stop!
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Oh, how are we going to get to the beach now? We don't even know where we are!
* **Genka Chaneru:** Chillax, bro. It's not the end of the world.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** It's hopeless! We're trapped! We're trapped! [starts crying]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [off-screen] Heads up! [hits Genka in the face with a volleyball] A little help here?
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Orenji?! [turns around and sees the beach sign] The beach! Look, guys! We're saved!
* **Genka Chaneru:** [gives a thumbs up, weakly] Hooray... [cuts to Orenji with a volleyball on her hand]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Anybody up for some volleyball? [the ball volleys back and forth, until Orenji spikes it into some Nicktoons characters and the crowd cheers for her. Lynn serves the ball and as Fumen is about to hit it, Rappu interferes]
* **Rappu Chaneru:** I got it! [The ball falls and Rappu tries to serve it. The serve misses and the crowd boos] Wait, I can try this again! [throws it to the team, but only lands about a foot out to the side of the court]
* **Man:** [off-screen] You stink!
* **Fumen Chaneru:** [walks towards the court] Step aside! This is how a pro-master would done! [picks up the ball] SERVE UP! [Served the ball, and the ball went high into the sky. Everyone looks up in the sky]
* **Oroka Fukai:** Hey, do you think that they throw the ball too high?
* **Yume Manabu:** [looks through binoculars] Hm, could be. [everyone is still looking up in the sky]
* **Lynn Loud:** So, uh, when's the ball coming down? [Reggie shrugs. The ball finally went down and hit Rocko in the face. The crowd gasps, then they cheer, including Orenji, Oroka, and Yume]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Thank you, thank you.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Whoa, bro! How did you learn that?
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Kyokudo taught me this trick a long time ago. I'm getting used to it now.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** No way... [the ball rolls towards Rappu]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Go ahead, serve the ball.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Uhh, okay. [Picks up the ball and stares at it. He begins to bounce the ball. The crowd is looking silently at him, dumbfounded. He then pauses and stares at the ball again]
* [Genka groans impatiently]
* **Genka Chaneru:** Would you just serve the ball already?!
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. [goes back to bouncing the ball]
* **Genka Chaneru:** Oh, for crying out...[snatches the ball from Rappu] Gimme that!
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Hey!
* **Genka Chaneru:** This is how you serve the ball. [TBA]