Arthur Roeder

Arthur Henrich Roeder Is an American Businessman, criminal and a member of the World's Most Evil Villains. He also is the former CEO and President of U.S Radium.

## Biography

He was born in 1894. He enjoyed doing whatever kids did in the 1890s, such as singing the song ''Fight Fire, With Fire'', by the band Kansas that did not come out yet. In the 1900s he saw aliens, he asked a expert/his best friend H. G. Wells about aliens where Wells told him to make outdated which would be indated in the future references to things such as the show Happy Days and Arnold Spielberg and The Lovin Spoonful. In the 1910s he got a job working for George Washington and Abraham Lincon by making sure Lincon had his tophat and George Washington sung ''Fight Fire with Fire''. In the 1920s he was the head of U.S radium. In the 1920s and 1930s U.S radium got a strange number of lawsuits from the radium girls, who worked at the factory. Arthur Roeder being the nice guy he is, he hired his best friend ''Dr'' Fredrick Flynn In the 1930s the company was being sued like crazy from the radium girls (and Eben Byers), Arthur Roeder also got his best friend Judge William Clark (Who was a stockholder in U.S radium) to be the judge in the case. The cases where very stressful for Arthur Roeder who was busy enjoying his mansion and all of his money he got from U.S radium. Thankfully for Arthur, U.S Radium won the case thanks to Judge William Clark. U.S radium went strong for several decades. After U.S radium closed down in May of 1970 he got a job working at Mcdonalds. He got fired in 1978 after he missed 96 days of work to play on his Atari 2600. In the 1980s he tried to take up tap dancing, but that position was already filled, also in the 1980s the documentary Radium city came out which was full of lies about the amazing Arthur Roeder. In the 1990s he had a rap Carrer that lasted for 3 years but it ended once he spent all of his money on a mansion and a bunch of other stuff, he doesn't need but wants. In the late 90s he played alot a and I mean alot of the N64. In the 2000s he got a job working at Burger King buttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt he was fired for missing 97 days of work to play on his PS2. In the 2010s he worked several jobs such as Best Buy, Wendys, Toys R Us, Burger King, but nothing stuck, and he often quit/got fired from jobs. In the early 2020s he lived under a bridge with internet trolls. In 2023 he joined the world's most evil villains, after getting an offer from Ohare to join them. Arthur Roeder also invited Peter Popoff and Jim Bakker to join the most evil villains and they did.

## Trivia

1. He is rumored to have had a mustache, but it is not true.
2. He was played by André the Giant in the 1988 film US Radium the Musical
3. He had a net worth of 9000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Trillion Billion Smillion Dollars but he lost that once the U.S radium company closed down in 1970 due to spending it on a bunch of fancy rich things that rich people don't need but they buy for some reason.
4. He could predict and see the future
5. In the 2010s when he was looking for jobs he appeared in a Ohare air commercial
6. He made a cover of the song ''Keep it Coming Love'' by K.C and The Sunshine band
7. Marc Brown named Arthur after him
8. He provided backing vocals to the song ''Buddy Holly'' By Weezer, because he was friends with producer Ric Ocasek
9. He was in Dr Left Hand's Group Therapy and made a cameo in Dr Left Hands Group Therapy Season 1 Episode 17 ''Detective Snoopy''
10. He is the only person in the entire world to still use MySpace
11. He probably had a rap carrer
12. His name is Arthur Roeder
13. He has a dad who makes puppets that come alive
14. His favorite song is Lavender Popcorn