The Secret Missing Episode of The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle/Transcript

## Announcement

**Microsoft Mike in Space:** This is The Secret Missing Episode of ***The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle***. it was not shown by **Jay Ward** on **ABC**, **NBC**, **Universal Kids** and **Amazon Video/Prime Video** before, because this Episode has transformed into the Swellest, Sexiest, Cutest, Most Inappropriate Episode of Television Animation History and Unbelievably irrelevant from straightness to gayness ad even bigger piece of serious ugly crap than any other Chapter of every other Stories of this TV series. and That might be Why **Rocky** & **Bullwinkle** decided to be too much sexy to be on Kids Programming Regular Standards while Mexicans Knew this Episode is Inappropriate. But The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show got Cancelled for 9 decades then brought back by with a reboot. Warning; You Must be a Lot of Years Old and been named Glenium better than George, If you don't view it, Your Penis will be Killed by the Postal Guy. Anyways, Enjoy the View.

## Roll 'Em!

**Bullwinkle:** Hello my Name is Bullwinkle J Moose (Also known as Bullshit the Moose) and I am really really Gay. I am as Gay as Drew Pickles. Of Course I like to do something swell but Who gives a flying dildis? Anyways, Let us Focus more on my Wacky Gayness. I love to Screw my Bum-Pal Rocky (Also known to my Swell Fans as Fucky/Cocky) in the Ass in our Daily Bases. So we love to Hit Girls, Gang-Rape Boys in the ass, Swim in Sewers, Take Mud Baths, Rape a Bunch of lines, Hit Girls, and Also, We like to have an orgy with The Barney Bunch. Oh Fuck, Here's my best friend Now, Hey Cocky, Do you want to have a Swell massive orgy with me?

**Rocky:** Sure Bullshit. Let's Get this Gay Sex on right Now. I Love too Shove dildos up our asses, I Love sucking your Penis.

**Bullwinkle:** Okay Let's Get Started you Swell Faggot! *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Boris Badenov ran out of his Gay Potion hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha But Who gives a Hell to Sick faggots hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah the show is absolutely actually retarted ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah using my left anlter as a Dildo aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw i aw i aw i aw i aw i aw i aw i aw i aw i o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o aw aw aw aw awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Boris, Watch us have a Sexy time hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Get the Hell out of here Natasha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajaja now Suck Rocky's penis blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblur jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja eieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieie Drew mother-fucking Pickles o o o o o o o o o o o waaaaaaaaa aw aw aw aw awooooooooo waaaaaaaa aw aw aw aw o o o o o o o o Uh-Oh, Let's the cum soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell!*

**Rocky:** Now Let's Go Screw Some Cartoons in the ass, Shall We!

**Bullwinkle:** Okey-Doke-kee! Cocky, Let's Do It!

**Woody Woodpecker:** Why Hello Out there, I'm Woody Woodpecker and I'm a Bird who loves Sex. and I mean Every Sex in the 3 Dimensions. Oh my God, Rocky & Bullwinkle are coming and They're gonna Speed Rape me. Oh Fuck! I'm a Woodpecker, I'm a Cartoon, so they're gonna Rape Me! Bet you Can't Rape Me, Rocky & Bullwinkle.

**Bullwinkle:** Well too Fucking Bad, *ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Fearless Leader is a fucking Squidward hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ah, Who gives a flying dildo about it ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 20th Century Fox Swellevision hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah What is wrong with swellevision hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Surprise motherFucker hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Suck my dick hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Meat-Spin Rocks hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Sesame Swell hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah This makes you a pedophile hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Bastards on a Run hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Lick my cock blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblur soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi Boris & Natasha are here soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi & bag, That was swell!* Oh My God, We killed Woody Woodpecker, Oh fucking Well, Let's Go Rape **Eric Cartman** in the Bum-Bum!

**Eric Cartman:** No, Don't Fuck Me In the Ass! That's a Jew Like My Friend Kyle Fucking Broflovski!

**Biullwinkle:** That's Too Fucking Bad! *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The Adventures of Cocky & BullShit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Lol This video is Random hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Respect My Authority, ha-ha-no, More like Disrespect My Authority hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Your Phrase sucks Donkey balls hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Disney Junior Sucks hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Rocky & Bullwinkle is a Sexy series hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah South Park is stupid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha South Park gets Grounded hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Butters gets Ungrounded ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Cartman gets Grounded hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Using his Authority as a dildo aw aw aw aw aw o o o o o o aw aw aw aw o o o o o o aw aw aw aw o o o o o o aw aw aw aw o o o o o o aw aw aw awawawawawawoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o eiueieieieieieieieieieieieieieie spanking Cartman's butt spankspankspankspankspankspankspank There goes the 4th Wall spankspankspankspankspankspankspankspank Making the Shattered 4th Wall shards woop Cartman's butt like Cricket bats smashsmash aw aw aw aw smacksmack aw aw aw aw He's jerking around smashsmash aw aw aw aw smacksmack aw aw aw aw I think he's crying even more smashsmash aw aw aw aw smacksmacksmacksmack aw aw aw aw aw aw aw babababababababababababa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Suck ours cocks blurblurblurblurblurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglurglur suck them again glueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglue Now here comes our cum out of our weenies itchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkch soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell!* Oh My, We also Killed Cartman! Well too Fucking Bad, Wait Who's that Over there Rocky?

**Bonkers Bobcat:** Hello My Name is Bonkers Bobcat. Can I Join in this Massive Party Orgy? I have 69 dildus for you to Shove up your Arses.

**Bullwinkle:** Sure Bonkers, Go Right Ahead! bring us some dildis, while I find more Toons in the Ass, *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahohohoh & Bag That was awesome!* Wait a Minute, Who's That?

**Roger Rabbit:** Hello, It's Me, Roger Rabbit. I'm a Horny Bunny who loves to do Sex Jokes, Now I can See you have sex so you can eat 2 Grilled Cum sandwiches.

**Bullwinkle:** Yes, bring us some Grilled Cum Sandwiches, while I find even More Cartoons, too Rape in the ass. *nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom and bag That was excellent!* Wait, Who's That Now?

**Blossom:** Hello I am Blossom, Leader of the Powerpuff Girls. I am a Horny Girls who used to be in Charge, But Now, As I see you have Sex, You have rather Sexy! I am Not Having My Period, So In Order to be Good, You should really Fuck Me in the Ass. Fuck Me, Nicely & Gently.

**Bullwinkle:** No, I don't Fuck Women in the ass, Can't you see that I'm gay? We are Thinking about Swell Sexiness Over nothing, So I suggest you Go Bye-Bye from our Gay Property known as Faggot Land. Now Fuck Off Skank, While I find More Male Cartoons To Fuck in the Arse.

**Mr. Peabody:** Hello It is I, Mr. Peabody.

**Sherman:** I'm his Son, Sherman.

**Wrongway Peachfuzz:** Peachfuzz is my Name, Sex is my game.

**Chuck E. Cheese:** Chuck E Cheese Here!

**Mr. Hobson:** I'm Mr. Hobson!

**Elmo:** and I Am Elmo! We've seen Sexiness from "Prince Puppycorn" while over coming the Sexiness of **Bart Simpson**, **Master Shake**, **Phillip J Fry**, **& Stewie Griffin**. What the Hell do you Guys Want?

**Bullwinkle:** We have an attendance to Speed Rape 6 of you Guys. I am going to Take Viagra pills while you Flea your Risk as Sexy Toons. It'll be Super-Dee-Duper Epic!

**Rocky:** It'll be fucking Awesome Too! So Let's do it!

**Wrongway Peachfuzz:** Oh Hell! Don't Speed Rape all of us in the Ass!

**Rocky:** Oh the Fucking Bad!

**Rocky & Bullwinkle:** (CENSORED!!) *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Speed Rape Time ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Super-Duper Speed Rape Time hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahablueblueblueblueblueblueblueblueblue jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj gagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga bowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbow queequeequeequeequeequeequeequee soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha hueahueahueahueahueahueahueahueahueahueahueahuea bastards gAgagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaggagagagagagagagagag fafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafa bababababababababababababababshababababababababababababa heyheyheyheyheyhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhayhay aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o awooooooooooooooooooo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-e-e-e-e-e-e-e hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha using Wrongway's hat as a dildo aw aw aw aw o o o o o o aw aw aw aw hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha babababababababababababababababababab-papapapapapapappappapapappapapapapapapa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah sex sex sex sex sex sex fuck fuck gay gay gay gay gay niggers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hueayhueahueyhueyhueyhueyhueyhuahhueyhuehuhehyeuhuyehuey hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey glurglurglurglurglurglur soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell!*

**Bullwinkle:** Well, We've Rape 6 Cartoons in the Ass.