SuperMarioLogan

**SuperMarioLogan** is a very weird and wacky plush show which launched in 2007 and (hopefully) shutdown in 2021. It went downhill in 2016. It's obviously known why. It was made by a weirdo named Logan Thirtyacre.

## Cast

### Super Mario characters

* Mario - A plumber who hates donkeys and the main character of both this and the Super Mario franchise.
* Luigi - Mario's brother, who is somehow a minor character.
* Rosalina - Mario's wife.
* Toad - A rapper who hates being a loser, who is a pretty recurring character.
* Bowser Jr. - A mischievous child.
* Bowser - A fan of Charleyy and Friends.
* ~~Kamek~~ Cody - He is somehow Ken's best friend, instead of his wife.
* Joseph - ~~A Koopa~~ The loser who must be destroyed. He likes killing himself and other guys using athletics. He used his wrath to kill Bowser Jr. and Cody by stealing their souls, then make them his slaves. He killed so much people using Sonic.exe's method, so there is even a list. Hopefully, Sonic.exe killed Joseph for ripping him off.
* Black Yoshi - Because his birth name is Duggie, he likes playing Call of Duggie.
* Wario - Called "Bubbles" for some reason, but it belongs to a bird in reality. We are talking about the bird in the next sub-chapter.
* Mama Luigi - An alternate version of Luigi.

### Angry Birds characters

* (Big) Red - The leader of the Only SML-Sane Men and the Angry Birds.
* Chuck (Speedy) - A pig who pretended to be a bird for Black Yoshi and the Birds, plus for the Angry Birds game.
* Bomb - He's a bomb.
* Matilda (Toni) - She pretended to be a boy here, while in the game, she actually said that she's a girl.
* Hal - ~~Toni~~ Matilda's best friend.
* Jim (Blue) - He pretended to be depressed, but in reality, he's a mischievous bird.
* Bubbles (Poof) - He is fat.
* King Pig - The pseudo-leader of the Bad Pingas group.
* Helmet Pig - King Pig's best friend.
* Ray the Pig (not the squirrel) - A generic pig.
* Greg the Pig (not the depressed writer) - A moustached pig and King Pig's REAL best friend.

### Toy Story characters

* Woody - He was a cowboy, but now he's obsessed with hunting shrimpos for some reason.
* Mr. Pig (Hamm) - This is his true identity. He disguised as a piggy bank for the Toy Story movies, while in reality he is a real pig.

### Thomas the Tank Engine characters

* Thomas - He is Bowser Jr.'s favorite train. Junior hates when someone else plays with Thomas.
* Percy - He is Thomas' best friend, canonically. His relationships are possibly the same, but not said because he is a toy, like Thomas.
* Salty - He is yet another toy, just like Thomas and Percy. Bowser Jr. likes when anyone else would play with him instead of Thomas. Here, his full name is revealed: The Ugly Red One.

### Other third-party characters

* Sonic - A member of the Only SML-Sane Men and the beloved hedgehog. However, he is portrayed as evil here, which offended the real Sonic, so he banned all of the controversial episodes and the episodes where he is portrayed as evil. He is the main protagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog series (and life) and the leader of the Undefeatables.
* Tony the Tiger - A member of the Only SML-Sane Men who is a cereal mascot.
* Shrek - Woody's best friend who is obsessed with cheesecake.
* Blue M&M - A police officer who formerly worked for MMM, a finance pyramid which makes M&M's.

### Original shit

* Chef Pee Pee - A chef who works for Bowser.
* Mr. Goodman - Nothing to say: Breaking news, okay?
* Jeffy - The main antagonist along with Joseph. He survived Joseph's murders due to him liking Joseph in the first place. He is also the reason for all controversies and SML going downhill.
* Charleyy - The star of Bowser's favorite show, Charleyy and Friends. He is a real world guy portrayed by Lovell Stanton, about which we are talking about later.
* Brooklyn T. Guy - A guy from Brooklyn who always changes jobs.
* Does Bad Things Guy - He is Brooklyn T. Guy now, after Brooklyn Guy got killed by Joseph.
* Lovell Stanton (Bubbles) - A real world guy turned into a prisoner for some reason. But why the hell Logan did it?

## References

1. ↑ Actually, Cody lived longer before Joseph killed him. His soul is now an EXE named Devoid. Bowser Jr.'s former soul is now Needlem0use.
2. ↑ Yes. It's a possible attempt for Logan to be hip and trendy, but with the earlier, he FAILED due to his show going downhill, while with the latter, he is already trendy as he spawned the trend of plush shows.
3. ↑ What the freaking hell is a SHRIMPO???