JRTC

JRTC is objectively the best player in the server's history. Liked by all, JRTC makes friends with everyone he meets, and no sane player could ever possibly hold a negative opinion of him. JRTC was quite disappointed to find out that he was not mentioned at all during the wiki, despite the fact his was involved in many key events in the server's history. This supports the idea that he has, in fact, faded into the pit of irrelevancy.

JRTC originally joined the server in c. August 2018. He was originally quite solitary on the server, not willing to trust anyone, and rarely even spoke. After a short stint with BlasterBlade and his friends, he set out to make his own base, and eventually settled deep underground. He built a complex and systematic base full of automatic farms and strange contraptions, before eventually allowing someone in, with the idea of forming a team. This immediately backfired for JRTC, and he was faced with a dilemma as he could not see eye to eye with his new teammate. This escalated heavily and ended in a confrontation, and his base was damaged beyond repair.

Mildly pissed, he then teamed up with Azimathi, and the pair moved in together on an island, with either of them having either half of the island. JRTC, showing off his impressive above-ground building techniques, decided to build a castle, which he called "The Cobblestone Box". Various other people moved onto the island as time passed, including XyZaH and RepoMeister. JRTC's Cobblestone Box would end up being destroyed at the hands of Sammie\_Gaga.

JRTC and Sammie had a rivalry developing for some time. This started because JRTC was better than Sammie at anything, which Sammie resented. Sammie also secretly loved JRTC, and also felt bitter at the fact that she could never have him. This is a recurring theme.

JRTC and Azi built another base after this in a different location, but they were eventually betrayed by Repo, who gave their base to Sammie, and as you'd guess, she fucked him hard and true and his base got oofed. This annoyed JRTC slightly, because he had only recently spent the best part of a week perfecting his build for an industrial scale item sorter, and Sammie had defiled it as if she were the main star of a scat porn series on Xvideos.

By this point, JRTC had already met and become friends with FlipFlopp13. FlipFlopp13, or Flip as she is referred to, is a strange one in JRTC's eyes. There is no doubting the love she has for him, however she has a strange way of showing it. One day she's all over him like white on rice, but other days she leaves him on read. It's bad crack if I'm giving you my totally unbiased opinion.

After the destruction of his second base thanks to Samuel (and the server reset), JRTC took a small break from the server, and came back with absolutely nothing at all. He then joined forces with Flip and her friends, but was shocked to see that Sammie was part of her group. There's a sarcastic joke to be made here, but honestly I've been writing this for about 20 minutes, and I'd rather just get it done with quicker if I'm honest with you. Fair play for getting this far though, bet it reads like pure shite.

After coming back, JRTC found out about Jojo, Flip's ex boyfriend. Basically Jojo was kinda butthurt that Flip just wasn't vibing with him anymore, but in fairness that's just how she is. Hot or cold depending on what day you catch her on. JRTC naturally started joining in on the whole ordeal just to stir shit, and he may have popped a pedo joke or two, but there's no evidence to confirm this.

Basically JRTC and Jojo had a huge thing going on (not sexual, he was saving himself for Flip) and it seemed that neither of them could kill each other. Really got on his nerves that one. Went stale faster than a yeast infection. In order to settle the rivalry, Jojo brought on some of his 2 gay lovers from his "SuPeR cOmPeTiTiVe pVp SeRvErS". JRTC balanced this by enlisting the help of Dwarf\_Croc and NarcosCoxy. This was probably one of the best fishing confrontations ever. One of Jojo's friends ended up taking down JRTC, but was then subsequently banned for the hacks he used to kill him. Down to 3v2, NarcosCoxy worked on Jojo's gay ass friend, imadegodragequit, whilst Dwarf and JRTC dealt with Jojo. You may ask, how can JRTC be the best player if it took 2v1? The answer to that is simple, Jojo had grinded about 6 quadrillion golden apples, as he had no life, and that made killing him take fucking forever. Not even like impressive forever, just tedious forever. Dwarf and JRTC eventually used impressive pressing to pin Jojo against a wall, and then trapped him in it, and then followed it up by beating the shit out of him. Pretty satisfying.

The Jojo thing went on for longer than that and there was gay shit like threats to the FBI for harrassment and stuff (mental IK) but then it reached its conclusion when Ninja banned the idiot, probably for just existing.

JRTC then had a thing going on with Pip, who wanted to be big boy of the server. JRTC saw him through to his fragile ego so just enjoying winding him up from time to time. Despite the numerous offers by Pip to pvp, JRTC declined. You could think of this as cowardly, but after the months of mindless swinging and no entertainment against Jojo, he was tired and bored of PVP. He found much more enjoyment from winding up Pip than he would ever get from kicking his ass. The Pip thing went on for far too long and JRTC eventually got sick of even winding him up. It then kinda abruptly ended and JRTC built another base near Pip and everything. It was kinda cute. It then got griefed by NarcosCoxy for whatever reason. But it was cute while it lasted. Pip then got banned at some point or other. Who knows, who cares.

JRTC fucked off for a fair while. Literally no one seemed to notice. He plays from time to time, literally no one has noticed he's back. He's content with his irrelevancy.