Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 16: 1996 Miller 400

Sadly, Rusty Wallace wins.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: You're qualifying in 7th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I should win this!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 53)

Nentendo crew cheif: Ready to pit?

W.J Lights: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ray Reverham: The 71 is heading to the pits.

Jeff Gorvette: I see that!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 53! It's lap 54! Jeff Gorvette is the new leader this race! Rolwey Boltstrike is right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Rowley is now gonna give Jeff Gorvette a push as they exit turn 2!

Spike: And I'm glad that no one is gonna wreck Jeff! Rusty Wallace, Eugene Carburaski, Andrew Axler and Ron Blaster are far back, and Chick Hicks is still in the Abstract Thought!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette keeps the lead with Rowely Botlstrike still pushing him!

(suddenly, Johnny Blamer blows an engine)

Johnny Blamer: Huh?

Faux Wheel Drive: You have blown an engine. It's over!

Johnny Blamer: I CRASHED AGAIN AND AGAIN! (cries)

Pinkie: Johnny Blamer has already blown an engine! And he's crying!

Spike: I feel bad for Johnny! I hope he won't end up like Sammy Smelter.

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads this lap, and the caution is out!

(restart)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is back in the lead, as we're back on the restart!

(but 2 laps later, Jeff gets passed by W.J Lights)

(lap 63)

Ken Squier: It's lap 63! W.J Lights is still in the lead! Jeff Gorvette is right behind him, and Murray Clutchburn is pushing him!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is now gonna give W.J a little push!

Spike: W.J and Jeff are the friends of The King!

Ken Squier: And Jeff and The King are friends with the Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt! They're coming to turn 3! W.J Lights is still in the lead, while Jeff Gorvette and Murray Clutchburn are still pushing him!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Come on, Murray! Ray Reverham is saying that I need to go to the inside! (passes W.J Lights)

Murray Clutchburn: Ok, I geus! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette hasthe lead from W.J while Murray Clutchburn pushing him to get to 2nd place!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will complete lap 63!

(lap 98)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead with Murray Clutchburn pushing him!

Spike: Oh no! Eugene Carburaski is drafting behind them! I don't want that mean pink car to wreck them!

Sputter Stop crew cheif: Inside of the 24!

Murray Clutchburn: I have to block the 36! (blocks Eugene Carburaski and passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Murray Clutchburn puts the block on Eugene Carburaski as he takes the lead from Jeff!

Ken Squier: That's becuase Eugene Carburaski is a very strong car, and he's aggresive! Murray Clutchburn leads lap 98!

(lap 188)

Ken Squier: It's lap 188! Eugene Carburaski still holding the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: And I hope Jeff Gorvette is gonna wreck him!

Ned Carrett: And if Rusty Wallace passes Jeff Gorvette on the inside and next to Eugene Carburaski, Jeff would luckly wreck them both!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Eugene Carburaski keeps holding the lead while Jeff Gorvette drafting behind him!

Pinkie: Oh no! And Rusty Wallace is drafting on Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Must have the lead again! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run and takes the lead!

Spike: But Jeff is now gonna deal with Rusty Wallace!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds Rusty Wallace and leads lap 188!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace trying to pass him, but Jeff Gorvette blocks him as they enter turn 3!

Spike: And if Rusty Wallace passes him, then Jeff would wreck him!

Rusty Wallace: HA! Screw you, Jerk Gorvette! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: WHAT!? I just lead 3 laps!

Rusty Wallace: Nonsense! (drives away)

Ken Squeir: Rusty Wallace does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and leads lap 191!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Rusty Wallace, sadly for the win.

Ned, Pinkie, and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Crusty Rotor: Yeah! How dare you won!

Jeff Gorvette: I agree with my teammate!