The Great Heist of 2020

## Big facts

Recreation of the crime scene

The Great Heist was an attempt by various members of the BB4H clan to achieve notoriety in the criminal world by doing something highly illegal. Ultimately however, it was unsuccesful, in no part thanks to the co-ordinated actions of Hummus and Kekman. The failure can be largely attributed to the RNG which spawned a high level enemy close by, forcing the members to retreat.

## The Robbery

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### Planning

The plan was conceived by Tudor and Boibin while cruising down the highway in their green car. Spotting a valuable artefact by the side of the road, they decided to gather a crew and attempt the theft. Calling on Surtur, Kekman, as well as Hummus, they decided there was no better time than now.

### The actual heist (and subsequent failure)

At approximately 35:00 during the evening, the car pulled up to the location. Unfortunately, a passing car made it so Tudor had to park some way off, in order to remain hidden from possible HB4B Zombies. Hummus and Kekman exited the car, and made their way over to the artefact, which was disguised as a traffic cone. Everything had gone well up to this point; Kekman held the cone, Hummus had opened the trunk, and the coast was clear.

But then Kekman just stood there, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone, and looked at the trunk, and looked at the cone. And then it happened all at once.

Tudor spotted a kommunbil pulling up some way behind them, and alerted Hummus and Kekman to its presence. Oh god oh fuck the door on the kommunbil is opening. Kekman, thinking quickly, absolutely hurled the cone into the stratosphere, but then tried to enter the front seat, which was occupied by Surtur; he then got into the back seat. While all this was happening, Hummus closed the trunk and got into his seat at approx. -35 km/h. Once Hummus had sat down, Tudor broke the sound barrier and sped off. Unfortuantely, the retard Hummus had not closed the trunk properly, and it flew open, which caused a number of tools, knives, pants, and a mask to fly out.

After managing to get away safely from the kommunbil, they returned to the scene of th crime (ironic) and Hummus was forced to pick up the 34 items that still lay on the ground.

### Aftermath

Once everything was picked up, the gang drove to Kekmans summer house in [REDACTED] and jumped the bouncy mat in the middle of the night.

## The second attempt

Some time later, the gang returned to try again, this time having replaced Surtur with Devin, known from the action thriller "Devins Mamma voltar med bilen". Tudor pulled up to the same place as before, and delegated the task to Boibin, since Kekman had fallen from grace after his monumental failure. Boibin got out the car, picked up the cone, put the cone in the trunk, and got back in the car, all in a span of 30 seconds. Hummus proposed eating the cone for dinner, but wsa overruled by the council; the whereabouts of the cone are currently unknown to the public.