Captain Grime/Quotes

## Season 1

“
Take a look at this please, Sasha. It was found far from here, in the South Forest. Now we know that you've been lying to us. Now we know that there are more of you.
”

—Captain Grime, "Best Fronds"

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To get this valley under control, I need warriors who are fierce, cunning, and above all, ruthless!
”

—Captain Grime, "Prison Break"

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Not so fast. You're far too dangerous and manipulative to be left to roam free. [...] But we both know I can't stop you. So go ahead, be a vagabond, wandering alone in the wilderness. [...] Or stay here. Help us rebuild the tower. Perhaps serve as my second-in-command. And when we're done here, you, me, and the entire garrison will march on the valley, restore order, and find your friends. Now, how does that sound?
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Prison Break"

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Nice to finally meet you, Anne Boonchuy.
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—Captain Grime, "Anne of the Year"

“
Frogs of Wartwood! We toads have come here to... invite you to a banquet! The moment we heard that Anne was here, we rushed over to reunite these two friends and hold a celebration.
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—Captain Grime, "Reunion"

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Yes. Despite my rough exterior, I really am just an "old softy".
”

—Captain Grime, "Reunion"

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Very impressive, Sasha. Always playing Flipwart when everyone else is playing Bog Jump. [...] Well, see, Flipwart and Bog Jump are games, but Flipwart, of course, is far more complicated and... I'm trying to say you're smart!
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Reunion"

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Looks like you've got a rebellious seed of your own. You've given me plenty of advice. Now let me give you some. Stamp this out. Make her yield. Fail, and nothing will ever be the same.
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Reunion"

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This should be fun. My friends! Instead of a messy free-for-all, I have a splendid idea. How about we settle this the toad-fashioned way? Trial by combat! If your champion wins, you all go home, no harm, no foul. But if our champion wins, well... Baby's hungry.
”

—Captain Grime, "Reunion"

## Season 2

“
Wow. Randy too? Everyone really is suspicious. Hey, what's up, Sash?
”

—Captain Grime, "Toadcatcher"

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He's gone. Ever since Newtopia branded me a traitor, I don't see the point anymore.
”

—Captain Grime, "Toadcatcher"

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Look, Sasha, don't worry about it. I may be a little out of shape... but I'm sure I can still lick whoever Newtopia sends after me.
”

—Captain Grime, "Toadcatcher"

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Yep, that's me. You're here for my autograph?
”

—Captain Grime to General Yunan, "Toadcatcher"

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Well, that took a dark turn.
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—Captain Grime, "Toadcatcher"

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Just my luck! They sent some psychotic glory hound after us. We'll never... escape her.
”

—Captain Grime, "Toadcatcher"

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Enough! At least be honest about why you've thrown yourself into your training. [...] Hello? It's a distraction. You're using it to keep your mind off the real reason you're upset.
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Toadcatcher"

“
Oh, please! You're not upset because you lost the fight! You're upset because you lost your friend! You're upset that Anne stood up to you, and that things between you will never be the same again.
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Toadcatcher"

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She only wants me. Go! Save yourself. Now! Before it's too late. What are you waiting for? Get going! LEAVE ME!
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Toadcatcher"

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Lieutenant! Blap! If you want me, General, you'll have to fight both of us.
”

—Captain Grime to General Yunan, "Toadcatcher"

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Thank you, Lieutenant, for reminding me that I've still got something worth fighting for. I'm talking about our friendship. Not sure if you got that.
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Toadcatcher"

“
And I am Captain Grime, drinker of Bog Grog, grower of beards, and watcher of Suspicion Island!
”

—Captain Grime, "Toadcatcher"

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I am fired up! Forget retaking the valley, forget serving the kingdom at all. How about you and I raise a frog dang army and storm the capital? It's high time a toad ruled this world for a change.
”

—Captain Grime, "Toadcatcher"

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Her problem is that she's my sister. And I may have teased her quite a bit when we were tadpoles.
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—Captain Grime about his sister Captain Beatrix, "Barrel's Warhammer"

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One eye. I see what you did there.
”

—Captain Grime to Percy, "Barrel's Warhammer"

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My fellow toads. For years, we have kept the kingdom's servants in line. But are we not just servants ourselves? I propose a future where toads overthrow King Andrias and take our rightful place as rulers of all Amphibia!
”

—Captain Grime telling the toads about his plan, "Barrel's Warhammer"

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That's enough, Lieutenant. [...] Just let them go, Sasha. We all have our limits. It looks like they finally hit theirs. [...] I know it hurts, but remember, every dream has its price, and not everyone's willing to pay it. Now come on, soldier. We've got a world to conquer.
”

—Captain Grime telling Sasha to let go of Percy and Braddock, "Barrel's Warhammer"

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Even in this state, those thing were no match for me.
”

—Captain Grime, "The Third Temple"

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You haven't forgotten the plan, have you? We only need those jokers to get safely into Newtopia.
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha about their plan, "The Third Temple"

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Well, your friends need to think you have. If you don't stay chummy with them, our plans are shut. So please, be on your best behavior tonight.
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—Captain Grime to Sasha, "The Dinner"

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Could you at least remove the sword? And the hidden daggers. [...] How did you even walk?
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "The Dinner"

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My sincere thanks to you all for the kind invitation. Your home is sufficient for habitation. I baked a vol-cake-no. It needs a little more time to rise, but it's sure to end the night with a devastating explosion... of chocolaty goodness.
”

—Captain Grime, "The Dinner"

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Mmm. It tastes so fresh. You must tell me which frogs you extort for produce.
”

—Captain Grime to Hop Pop, "The Dinner"

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I agree with... I want to say Marsha? This friendship is so important. Crucial even.
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—Captain Grime, "The Dinner"

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Oh yes. All shall tremble at my performance.
”

—Captain Grime, "Battle of the Bands"

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This piece is dedicated to the serenity of nature.
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—Captain Grime, "Battle of the Bands"

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Soldiers of Newtopia, put down your arms this instant, or the next thing I smash will be your king's head!
”

—Captain Grime, "True Colors"

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Sure do. And if you think things are bad now, in a couple of hours, the rest of our army will be at your doorstep. Take him to the dungeon and find him an extra-large cell.
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—Captain Grime, "True Colors"

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I got you something. Had it made especially for this day.
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—Captain Grime to Sasha, "True Colors"

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What's the matter? You don't like it? Ah! Dang it, I didn't get a gift receipt.
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "True Colors"

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You never stood a ch-- Ooow! My one good eye! Where... Where are you? You little-- You'll pay for this!
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—Captain Grime to Sprig, "True Colors"

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I don't know, maybe it's a human thing!
”

—Captain Grime about Anne's powers, "True Colors"

## Season 3

“
Well, that's lucky! Excellent work, George Sparrow!
”

—Captain Grime, "Turning Point"

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Not the truth. That's for sure. People of Wartwood, we have terrible news: The king has turned out to be a ruthless tyrant of unspeakable power.
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—Captain Grime to Wartwood citizens, "Turning Point"

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Look, I get you feel guilty about tricking your friends and inadvertently helping the King get the music box, but you've got to get ahold of yourself. We need to be in fighting shape if we're going to take down Andrias and-- What's that sound?
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Turning Point"

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Oooh! Boysenbug! Gonna go inside and heat this bad boy up.
”

—Captain Grime, "Turning Point"

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Listen, Lieutenant, whatever you're dealing with, you need to confront it. Go into that house, face what burdens you... Then when you've got your head back on straight, come join me. Please.
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Turning Point"

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By the Barrel's belly. They're deadlier than any soldier.
”

—Captain Grime, "Turning Point"

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But-- But she's never led an army. And she has no idea how much Amphibia has changed or what we're up against.
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—Captain Grime to Sasha about Anne's commanding, "Commander Anne"

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Fine. It just would've been nice to know that I was demoted... again!
”

—Captain Grime to Sasha, "Commander Anne"

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We do share a hatred for the shrill sound of whiny frog children. You should leave
”

—Captain Grime to Sprig, "Grime's Pupil"

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Standard one-on-one arena combat. Loser's army joins the winner's.
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—Captain Grime to Captain Beatrix about the challenge, "Grime's Pupil"

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Guess I should've brushed up on toad law.
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—Captain Grime, "Grime's Pupil"

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You barely beat me amidst a chaotic siege. Arena matches are a different beast.
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—Captain Grime to Sprig, "Grime's Pupil"

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Okay. I don't like you, you don't like me, but can we try to let bygones be bygones?
”

—Captain Grime to Sprig, "Grime's Pupil"

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Oh, yeah? Well, you haven't exactly been great to me either. I know it was you who put poison ivy in my codpiece.
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—Captain Grime to Sprig, "Grime's Pupil"

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We actually do call them special toad tactics, so sarcasm denied.
”

—Captain Grime, "Grime's Pupil"

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How did I lose to that brat?!
”

—Captain Grime, "Grime's Pupil"

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Toads are trained from a very young age to let rage give you strength. If funneled correctly, it can be a secret weapon!
”

—Captain Grime to Sprig about speed and agility, annoyed, "Grime's Pupil"

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Yes. And I think maybe I've been training you all wrong. Instead of molding you into the perfect toad, I should be focusing on your strengths as a frog. Speed, agility, being annoying.
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—Captain Grime to Sprig, "Grime's Pupil"

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But call me Grimothy again and I'll eat you alive.
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—Captain Grime to Sprig, "Grime's Pupil"

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Realistically, no. But you frogs always surprise me.
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—Captain Grime to Sprig, "Grime's Pupil"

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I know this undercuts the lesson, but it's too good to pass up. You got beat by a frog! Beatrix lost to a frog. A puny little--
”

—Captain Grime mocking Captain Beatrix, "Grime's Pupil"