Don Ronnie

* Designation(s): Don Ronnie the 23rd (AKA Miracle Man)
* Role in Gaming Dojo: Soul Persona #1 / Alternate Host
* Main Weapon: Ole Betsy (an illegal, sawed-off shotgun)
* Main Abilities: Body Possession / Iron Stomach / Patriotic Spirit

Don "Miracle Man" Ronnie (the 23rd of his name) is a colorful and overly charismatic human male, despite his seemingly simplistic conveyance of just being a "good old boy that don't know any better." Being the first of Ronin Yeti's "Soul Personas" (a term we are currently using for this phenomena), Don Ron tends to come and go without any discernible patterns, except whenever the American patriotic spirit is too strong for the Ronin Yeti to handle, then the Don will take over and burst forth with "the power of the stars and stripes," as he has stated. As Conservative as he might appear, he is a self-proclaimed "Anarcho-Libertarian," who firmly believes that one should be able to exert their personal freedom in whatever way they choose, unless it hurts someone else. We are not yet convinced of his presented morality.

Don Ronnie doesn't personally enjoy video games -except "those of the shootin' va-rye-a-tee," but had admitted to being a self-proclaimed "arcade fanatic" in the 1980's on Earth, his favorite cabinet being Donkey Kong. He has even participated in playing some more modern video games in the Gaming Dojo, one of which being Bioshock Infinite, and has since found a way to post a video review of said game on Ronin Yeti's official YouTube channel, at the bewilderment of the Ronin Yeti, himself, and even ourselves. The video in question has been documented here: https://youtu.be/clhzDW8l0ug

The origins of who Don Ronnie is - or possibly, was - is still very much a mystery to us. We have scoured bank records, social security numbers, birth certificates, ancestry trees, and many other leads of information, but we have not come across anyone living or dead in, or outside of, the USA with the name, projected age, or finger prints relating to Don Ronnie. As if this person has never existed in our specific timeline/dimension, or if they did, all records of his existence has somehow been entirely erased, in all conceivable forms. Either possibilities brings forth even more questions than answers, and we have come to the conclusion that anymore actions taken to looking into his background, is a waste of money and resources.

What we do know from his supposed origins has come from his own mouth, directly. During his teen years (of which we have not recorded any facts before that time of his life), he was supposedly afflicted with anorexia, after having been "a bigger boy" most of his childhood. To battle against his insecurities, he decided to join the USA military (Marine Corps) when he became 16 years old. He has briefly stated details that would align with the war in Vietnam, but if our projected timeline is correct, it is more conceivable that he was actually deployed during the Korean War of 1950. Regardless, his military tenure didn't last but 21 months, due to "some stranger danger," as he has said, but that is all the details we know, so far. After coming back to his homeland, we do not know what Don Ronnie did for almost a decade or more. Our timeline then shows that in his later 20's or early 30's, he became a Boy Scout Troupe leader for a time, but that didn't last either, because of some legal troubles dealing with his courtship of a transgender minor (of which he stalwartly defends his position on the matter, himself stating that he did not know "it had a surprise under that dress.") Since that incident, we have gathered that this is when his long history of drug running and gang violence became prevalent, leading him into events such as "The Short Wars" (a conflict dealing with multiple gangs vying for power and influence), "The Bread Wars" (a more internal conflict, having to do with leadership among the newly created Short Bread Gang), setting up an international drug running operation that spanned from Canada to Mexico, and having a myriad of wives and romantic interests. It is important to note here, that no records of a "Short Bread Gang" - that ended up becoming one of the largest drug smuggling operations in North America - has been found; only that of an actual "Cornbread Mafia," out of central Kentucky, of which did share a lot of the same attributes and history as Don Ronnie's gang. We do not currently know what happened to him leading into to 1990's and beyond, other than his appearance as a "Soul Persona" of the Ronin Yeti in recent years.

According to Don Ronnie, he is currently involved in 8 different marriages (which does not count the myriad of ex-wives); of which his 8th, and newest, bride has apparently divorced him, as of recently. We have found actual records for some of these "Brides of the Don," however, no marriage certificates that ties them to him have been recovered. It is also important to note here, that Don Ronnie says he is infertile, and has never once mentioned anything about any offspring, so we are currently speculating on this statement.

His documented wives are as follows:

* Wife #1 - Name: N/A | Ethnicity: N/A | Birth Date: N/A | Notes: No other data has been found.
* Wife #2 - Name: N/A | Ethnicity: N/A | Birth Date: N/A | Notes: Is the main chef/cook of the family.
* Wife #3 - Name: N/A | Ethnicity: N/A | Birth Date: N/A | Notes: Has skills in interior decorating, and has even helped with decorations within the Dojo, itself.
* Wife #4 - Name: Tessie | Ethnicity: N/A | Birth Date: N/A | Notes: She is also known as "forest fiend." According to Don Ron, she has a long neck like an aquatic dinosaur.
* Wife #5 - Name: N/A | Ethnicity: N/A | Birth Date: N/A | Notes: No other data has been found.
* Wife #6 - Name: N/A | Ethnicity: N/A | Birth Date: N/A | Notes: No other data has been found.
* Wife #7 - Name: Natalia | Ethnicity: Possibly Russian | Birth Date: Early 20's, as of her appearance in the Dojo | Notes: She showed up on a July 4th special, standing in the back of Don Ronnie's pickup truck, but has since not been seen in the Dojo. Could also possibly be his cousin, as he has stated.
* Wife #8 (Now Divorced) - Name: N/A | Ethnicity: N/A | Birth Date: N/A | Notes: Has recently divorced Don Ronnie for unknown reasons.