Season 6 - Episode 2

Season 6, Episode 2 -The Professor’s New Job

The Bing Bunch is overjoyed to have Professor X back in their lives, after they wished for him to be resurrected with the Dragon Balls. They welcome him back with a warm hug and a cake. They also tell him about everything that has happened since he died, including the battles against Thanos, Sauron, Garfield, Suzy, and Elon Musk.

Professor X is amazed by their stories and proud of their achievements. He also praises Storm for leading the X-Men and the X-Dogs in his absence. He tells her that she has done a great job and that he trusts her to continue as the leader. He says that he wants to take a break from fighting and focus on something else.

The Bing Bunch is surprised by his decision, but they respect it and support him. They ask him what he wants to do instead of being the leader of the X-Men. He says that he has always wanted to be a teacher, and that he thinks Hogwarts would be a perfect place for him to work.

He explains that he has always admired Hogwarts and its students, especially Hermione Granger, who is one of his favorite pupils. He says that he thinks he can offer a lot of knowledge and wisdom to the young wizards and witches there. He also says that he would love to work with his old friends Mr Wogglebug, Baerhizar, Isabel, Steve Irwin, and Katniss Everdeen, who are already teachers at Hogwarts.

The Bing Bunch thinks that this is a wonderful idea, and they encourage him to pursue his dream. They offer to help him prepare his resume and apply for a teaching position at Hogwarts. They also suggest that he should ask the X-Dogs to help him, since they are experts in writing resumes.

Professor X agrees and thanks them for their help. He then contacts the X-Dogs and asks them to assist him with his resume. The X-Dogs are happy to hear from him and eager to help him. They tell him that they will come over to his house and bring their laptops and printers.

The next day, the X-Dogs arrive at Professor X’s house with their equipment. They greet him warmly and congratulate him on his resurrection. They also express their admiration for Storm and her leadership skills. They tell him that they are proud of him for wanting to be a teacher, and that they will do their best to make his resume look impressive.

They then sit down with Professor X and start working on his resume. They ask him about his education, experience, skills, achievements, hobbies, and references. They also ask him what subject he wants to teach at Hogwarts.

Professor X tells them that he has a PhD in genetics from Oxford University, and that he has been the founder and leader of the X-Men for over 50 years. He says that he has extensive experience in teaching mutants how to control their powers and use them for good. He also says that he has skills in telepathy, telekinesis, mind reading, mind control, astral projection, empathy, and leadership. He says that some of his achievements include defeating Magneto, Apocalypse, Dark Phoenix, Sentinels, Suzy, Thanos, Sauron, Garfield, Elon Musk, and many other villains. He says that some of his hobbies include chess, reading, meditation, gardening, and watching movies. He says that some of his references include Storm, Tony Stark, Ada Lovelace, Hermione Granger, Gandalf, Mr Wogglebug, Baerhizar, Isabel, Steve Irwin, Katniss Everdeen, Harry Potter, Twilight Sparkle, Elsa, Bulma, Hatsune Miku, Discord, Frodo Baggins, Toriel, Renessme Cullen, and many more. He says that he wants to teach either Defense Against the Dark Arts or History of Magic at Hogwarts.

The X-Dogs are impressed by Professor X’s credentials and qualifications. They type everything into their laptops and format it into a professional-looking resume. They also add some pictures of Professor X with his friends and allies, as well as some quotes from them praising his character and abilities. They print out the resume and show it to Professor X.

Professor X is amazed by the resume and thanks the X-Dogs for their help. He says that it is the best resume he has ever seen, and that he is confident that he will get the job. He also says that he is grateful for their friendship and loyalty, and that he considers them as his family.

The X-Dogs are touched by his words and hug him. They tell him that they love him and that they are happy for him. They also tell him that they will miss him, but that they will always be there for him. They then help him pack his bags and get ready to go to Hogwarts.

The next day, Professor X leaves his house and says goodbye to the Bing Bunch and the X-Dogs. They wish him good luck and tell him to keep in touch. They also give him some gifts, such as a chess set, a book of poems, a meditation cushion, a gardening kit, and a movie ticket. Professor X thanks them for their kindness and generosity, and tells them that he will cherish their gifts.

He then boards a flying car driven by Mr Wogglebug, who has come to pick him up and take him to Hogwarts. Mr Wogglebug greets him warmly and tells him that he is excited to have him as a colleague. He also tells him that he has arranged an interview with the headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Professor X thanks Mr Wogglebug for his help and tells him that he is looking forward to meeting Dumbledore. He also asks him how things are going at Hogwarts, and if there are any problems or challenges.

Mr Wogglebug tells him that things are going well at Hogwarts, and that the students are eager to learn and have fun. He also tells him that there are some minor issues, such as some pranksters who like to cause trouble, some rivalries between houses, some dark forces lurking in the shadows, and some mysterious events happening around the castle.

Professor X listens with interest and curiosity, and asks Mr Wogglebug to tell him more about these issues. Mr Wogglebug tells him some stories about the adventures and misadventures of the students and teachers at Hogwarts, such as:

* How Hermione Granger became the Head Girl of Hogwarts, and how she balances her studies, her duties, her relationships with Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter, her friendship with Elsa, her rivalry with Twilight Sparkle, and her involvement in the Bing Bunch.
* How Steve Irwin became the new Care of Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts, after Hagrid was fired and the Wogglebug retired. How he teaches the students about various magical creatures from different worlds, such as dragons, unicorns, griffins, nifflers, kangaroos, crocodiles, koalas, platypuses, etc. How he also takes them on field trips to explore different habitats and ecosystems.
* How Katniss Everdeen became the new gym teacher at Hogwarts, after Madam Hooch left. How she teaches the students about physical fitness,

Professor X wants to teach either Defense Against the Dark Arts or History of Magic at Hogwarts. He has an interview with the headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, who will decide which subject he will get.

Professor X gets the History of Magic job. He is pleased and curious to teach the students about the past events and achievements of the wizarding world. He also wants to use his telepathy and mind reading skills to access the memories and thoughts of historical figures and witnesses. He thinks that this subject is very fascinating and enlightening, especially for those who want to learn from history and avoid repeating its mistakes.