The Adventure Begins (Part 1)

The Adventure Begins (Part 1) is the first episode of the first season of SpongeBob UltraPants. The episode was released on June 29th, 2021 and was written by XxSpongiiXx and Cartoon Post. The next episode is The Adventure Begins (Part 2).

## Transcript

(The episode begins with a shot of Plankton in his laboratory, looking out his window in despair at the Krusty Krab, which is full of customers like usual. Cut to Mr. Krabs outside getting interviewed by Perch Perkins, with cameras everywhere and a huge crowd surrounding both Perch and Mr. Krabs.

Perch Perkins: Hello, Bikini Bottom, Perch Perkins here! Today I will be interviewing Eugene H. Krabs, founder and owner of the Krusty Krab!

Mr. Krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY!

Perch Perkins: So, Mr. Krabs, what makes your restaurant so great?

Mr. Krabs: Well first of all, Perch, it’s not the Chum Bucket!

(The crowd laughs, while Plankton continues to watch in disgust.)

Mr. Krabs: Second of all, it’s the secret formuler for me patties that makes the place so great! Which the Chum Bucket won’t be getting anytime soon. And third of all, MONEY! Which the Chum Bucket has barely any of.

(The crowd laughs, as the interview continues, and we cut back to Plankton. He steps away from his window.)

Plankton: ARRGGHH! It’s not fair...why does Krabs do this to me, Karen? WHY?

Karen: Maybe because you did something bad to him way back in time, and now he’s constantly doing something bad to you. Maybe you could get even with hi-

Plankton: Not now, Karen, I’m trying to figure out why Krabs does this to me! Wait a minute...maybe he does this because I did something bad to him way back in time, and now he’s constantly doing something bad to me! And maybe I can get even with him!

Karen: Honey, why don’t you let me talk? I swear, sometimes you’re just crazy…

Plankton: I’M NOT CRAZY, YOU’RE CRAZY! Now in order to get back at Krabs, I’ll have to plan something big...I know! ANGLER ANDROIDS! An army of Angler Androids! Karen, you build them while I plan!

Karen: I swear, you can be so-

Plankton: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Karen: …

(4 months later at the Krusty Krab…)

Mr. Krabs: Unbelievable! Plankton hasn’t come after me formuler in months!

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, isn’t that a good thing?

Mr. Krabs: If he hasn’t come after me formuler in this long, he must be planning something big!

Squidward: Like what, an army of robots with an obey switch that he turns off by mistake?

Mr. Krabs: This is serious, Mr. Squidward! If Plankton doesn’t come soon, I’m afraid we may have to relocate the formuler.

SpongeBob: R-r-relocate the formula?! But what if Plankton spies on us and knows what we’re doing?

Mr. Krabs: That’s not possible, me boy. The Chum Bucket’s been boarded up since the night after my interview for seemingly no reason.

Squidward: Yeah, and I heard weird noises from the Chum Bucket when I was going home the night after the day of Krabs’ interview. Maybe Plankton and Karen were having-

Mr. Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD! THIS IS A B+ RATED SPIN-OFF, YOU BARNACLE HEAD!

Squidward: At least I don’t break the fourth wall! Didn’t you just make a rule about that last week?

Mr. Krabs: I’m your boss! I can break me own rules as well as the fourth wall however I like!

SpongeBob: Stop fighting, all of you! Now, let’s get back on track. First of all: I have a plan!

Squidward: And what would be this plan, my glorious comrade?

SpongeBob: I’ll go home and look at some obscure locations for the formula to be relocated at Obscurelocations.com!

Squidward: Brilliant. That’s definitely not a boring plan at all.

Mr. Krabs: I suppose we’ll be just fine, then.

Squidward: \*Sigh\*.

(Later at closing time...)

SpongeBob: Bye, Mr. Krabs! Bye, Squidward! I’ll find a new location for the formula in no time!

Mr. Krabs: Great, me boy!

(As SpongeBob walks to his house, a tiny shadowed figure follows him from behind. SpongeBob hears the figure’s footsteps, and he looks to see if anyone is following him. The figure hides behind a rock, and SpongeBob does not see him.)

SpongeBob: Huh, that was weird. No point in wasting time, I guess. TO OBSCURELOCATIONS.COM I GO!

(SpongeBob continues to walk to his house, as the tiny figure comes from behind the rock and continues to follow SpongeBob, this time without being noticed. SpongeBob makes it to his house and enters it, accidentally leaving the door open a creak, as the shadowed figure makes its way inside. Gary slithers into the room as SpongeBob sits down in his chair where his computer is.)

Gary: Meow!

SpongeBob: Oh, hi Gary! Sorry buddy, but I can’t play right now. Maybe later, though.

(Gary slithers away from SpongeBob’s area, when he notices the same tiny shadowed figure from before. He hisses at it, as the figure runs away, and we cut back to SpongeBob searching for a location.)

SpongeBob: Let’s see...The Jellyfish Holm? Nah. The Restless Reef? Nope.

(Gary continues to hiss at the figure, as he then slithers back to SpongeBob’s area.)

Gary: Meow!

SpongeBob: Gary, I told you! We can play later, okay? Now please be quiet and let me search for an obscure location in peace.

Gary: Meow…

(Gary frustratingly slithers away, as SpongeBob continues to work. We cut to the figure, who grabs SpongeBob’s most prized possession, a Golden Spatula trophy off a shelf and walks out SpongeBob’s door holding it. As the figure steps outside, he is then revealed to be Plankton, with his one eye completely bloodshot. He then hands the Golden Spatula trophy to Reggie, one of Plankton’s cellmates back in Bikini Bottom Jail)

Reggie: Hey thanks, heard these things were mighty valuable online.

Plankton: No problem. Now ring the doorbell, quick! I’ll be on my way.

(Karen shows up, and she gives Plankton a ride back to the Chum Bucket. As this happens, Reggie gets out a trash bag and a shovel from another bag, and then goes to ring the doorbell. Meanwhile, SpongeBob is at his workplace continuing to search for a location.)

SpongeBob: Yes! I’ve finally found the right location! It’s so obscure and out of reach from Bikini Bottom! Plankton will never, and I mean NEVER guess that the formula will now be located in the depths of-

(Suddenly, the doorbell rings.)

SpongeBob: Oh! I wonder who could be at the door…

(SpongeBob walks to the door and opens it, only to be knocked out with a skillet.)

(1 hour later, SpongeBob finally wakes up, in the Chum Bucket, tied up in a chair, with a bag over his head.)

Plankton: Finally...you’re awake…

SpongeBob: AGHHH! Who are you? Where am I? HELP!

Plankton: Shut the hell up.

SpongeBob: NEVER!

Plankton: I said, SHUT THE HELL UP!

(Plankton clocks SpongeBob over the head with the skillet.)

SpongeBob: Ouch!

Plankton: Now, I want you to give me the formula or else I’ll have no other choice but to use my secret weapon!

SpongeBob: Huh? But the formula isn’t even in the Krusty Krab! Well, it won’t be for long…

Plankton: STOP LYING! I know you have it, SpongeBob. I knew that Krabs would think that if I hadn’t come after the formula in months, then he knew I would be planning something big. What he did was to give you the formula and keep it safe. And that big thing I was planning? Well that’s an army of…

SpongeBob: Hey, now that I see it, what’s behind that big red curtain?

Plankton: That would be my newly-built army of...ANGLER ANDROIDS!

(Plankton rips the big red curtain off, revealing an army of red robots with angler fish heads, which are the Angler Androids.)

SpongeBob: Whoa! Take it easy, Plankton…

Plankton: Not until YOU take it easy and hand over the formula!

SpongeBob: Never!

Plankton: Well then...I guess Big Red here’ll just have to rip your arms and legs off!

Big Red: NICE. AND. EASY. SPONGE. BOB.

Plankton: WHAT. DO. YOU. Er-I mean, what do you choose to save, SpongeBob? Your limbs, or my greatest achievement in life?

SpongeBob: Uhhhhh....

Plankton: You better choose wisely…

(Suddenly, a shadowed figure appears behind Plankton and his army.)

SpongeBob: Uhhh...Plankton! Behind you!

Plankton: I said, CHOOSE WISEL-eh?

(The shadowed figure smashes Plankton to the ground with a skillet and then attempts to destroy every single Angler Android in the Chum Bucket. The figure then unties SpongeBob from the chair, and they both escape the Chum Bucket.)

Plankton: No, not all the Angler Androids! KAREN! I need a fresh new batch, ASAP!

(Silence)

Plankton: KAREN!

(Cut to SpongeBob and the figure running back to SpongeBob’s house. As the figure is in the light, he is revealed to be Squidward.)

SpongeBob: Squidward! You...you saved me! But why? And how?

Squidward: I saw you being brought to the Chum Bucket by Reggie, one of Plankton’s cellmates back in Bikini Bottom Jail, and I had a strange feeling that told me I shouldn’t let you suffer, even if you’re the most sickeningly sweet and annoying sea sponge I’ve ever seen. And I beat them with Plankton’s skillet that he dropped.

SpongeBob: Squidward...that’s one of the best things anyone’s ever done for me! You’re not normally like this!

Squidward: Don’t get used to it. Plankton’s an insane jackass anyways so it was an easy decision.

SpongeBob: How the hell can I repay you?

Squidward: Maybe leave me alone for a while...that might suit me just fine.

SpongeBob: You got it...friend.

Plankton: Ha... ha... ha...

SpongeBob and Squidward looked up to see Plankton rising in the sky in a giant robot Plankton that has lasers on its arms and big metal hands that can close into fists!

Plankton: You'll never beat me now!

Mr. Krabs then appeared wearing battling armor, and said: Don't worry, boys. I can take him!

Mr. Krabs then ran towards Plankton getting ready to fight! SpongeBob and Squidward ran behind him!

Squidward: No, Eugene!

SpongeBob: He's too powerful!

Mr. Krabs tried to punch Plankton, then Plankton slammed down his robot's giant metal fist in a raging attack, bending Mr. Krabs' shoulder! With another punch from his robot's other hand, Plankton sent Mr. Krabs down to his knees!

SpongeBob and Squidward went to run at Plankton, but suddenly an army of upgraded Angler Androids with bulkier skin, made of a bullet proof mossy looking stone-like material, appeared and they stood in SpongeBob and Squidward's way! SpongeBob and Squidward tried fighting them off, but got their butts handed to them!

On his knees, Squidward told SpongeBob: These new Angler Androids...

SpongeBob: Don't say it Squidward!

Squidward: They're too powerful even for I...

SpongeBob: NOOOO!

Mr. Krabs, on his knees, was breathing painfully and spit saliva at the ground his face was hovering over.

Plankton: It's a shame how easily you fail to hold up your all when I've got this new mega battle suit robot, but it's all the better for me.

SpongeBob: Agh! Squidward look!

SpongeBob pointed to Plankton and Squidward looked up!

While SpongeBob and Squidward were surrounded by the Angler Androids, Plankton told Mr. Krabs: I might as well finish you all now.

Plankton put up both of his robot's hands and the lasers on the side of its arms started firing up, then shot a bright red laser outwards, getting bigger and bigger until the picture of this scene was just red! It then faded away, as Plankton was seen leaping out of the giant battle robot, the laser blast took up the remaining of its energy so it shut down, it started tearing apart as a result of Plankton firing the lasers at full blast, and the surrounding land had been decimated into ruins.

Plankton: Well, Karen... I call that a win!

To be continued...