Versiris

Versiris, current apportioned caregiver for James

## Cult of Linux Abduction

While in High School, Versiris attempted to get assistance in having her laptop repaired by a member of the Divine Order of Linux and Freedom, what was essentially the school computer club that got infiltrated by a Goth who found themselves adopting Linux and Free Software Ethics, and in turn converted the club into a cult.

After being unable to get her laptop repaired and initially refusing to install Linux onto her laptop, she would find herself abducted by the Cult and tied up in a roach infested basement. For a month, the Cult and its members would attempt to teach Versiris the ways of their Cult, carefully documenting and recording their actions in hopes of learning how to convert future initiates.

Videos show them attempting to make her install distributions of Linux ranging from Debian, Arch Linux, and Gentoo, partly because no-one could agree on what distribution of Linux to teach. One member attempted to suggest Ubuntu over and over, but was eventually murdered after a heated argument with one of the other members.

By the time the RCMP found Versiris, the Cult was wiped out. It was initially assumed that the members had devolved into chaos, killing each other after a series of violent struggles. However, further inspection of the bodies, and confirmation from Cult video recordings revealed that somehow, Versiris gained the ability to telepathically communicate and control roaches.

## Operation Roach Queen

Immediately after discovering these powers, the Canadian Military attempted to weaponize these newfound powers.

However, leaked documents from WikiLeaks reveal that while it was mostly applauded by the government, word got to Queen Elizabeth II who demanded to be further informed about this project. Upon learning all aspects of the project, she said "This is fucking stupid, I will fucking disown your dumbasses and make you remove my face from the money and other documents. Don't fucking do this shit. I'm serious"

The project was immediately withdrawn and billions of dollars of preparation was wasted, ruining the Canadian economy.

## Pokedex animated

Currently, she works on the Pokedex Animated Youtube series. Every time it is ever mentioned though, it causes great anxiety. For this reason, as part of unethical human testing, the Canadian Government keeps making sure that she befriends people who keeps reminding her about the fact it takes many months for an episode to come out.

When is the next episode coming out?

## "Relationship" with CaptainComedy

CaptainComedy claims that he and Versiris are dating. This is a lie.

CaptainComedy actually has a series of guns, sarin gas, and other such weapons tracking every roach on the planet, including a series of live grenades in her roach boxes.

If Versiris at any point ever denies her relationship with CaptainComedy, or if he dies, all hell will break loose.

At the very least, that's what I was told by Alex Jones.

## Relationship with ProZD

Versiris is really dating ProZD, the creator of the web series Video Game High School and also responsible for ruining CaptainComedy's life. It is for this reason that CaptainComedy holds Versiris hostage.