Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom

Um here is A fan fic I found online. Kalil is sitting on their couch when their mom comes home. Kalil's mom says "Kalil can you go to the store?" Kalil goes to the door to leave when the doorbell rings. Kalil's mom says "SHIT!" Kalil turns to see his mom has dropped a plate. He says "I'll help clean it up." But his mom says "No it's fine." Kalil goes to leave when behind the door is Colincat. Kalil says "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Colincat says "To plow your mother." Kalil fucking loses it and stabs Colincat and says "HOW YAH LIKE THAT BITCH! YOU WONT BE PLOWING MY MOTHER BITCH!". Colincat reveals he is immortal and needs to pass T-series in subscribers. He grants Kalil immortality until he can surpass him in subscribers. Part 2....

It had been 3 hours since Kalil was given immortality. And Colincat had plowed his mother. He could hear it from his friends house. Random Person was kind enough to let Kalil stay at their house. But Random Person was acting a bit sus. Then Random Person knocked Kalil to the ground. Random Person "Kalil I am very dehydrated fill me up." Kalil goes to get Random Person a glass of water. Random person says "That's not what I meant." Kalil says "But you said you were dehydrated." I meant I was thirsty" "Yeah so I'm getting you a water Kalil says." Random Person gets up and knocks out Kalil. Kalil's mom was getting plowed so hard Colincat was burnt out. He left. to be continued in part 3.

Colincat used his god powers to regen. he then freezes time by saying "ZA WARUDO!!!" he teleports to Random Person's house. Removes Kalil and brings him to the inner YouTube website. With one mission to delete all channels beyond him. Except the gods of Youtube, Pewdiepie, Mrbeast, Dantdm, Skydoesmincraft, Ssundee, Smosh, and Anthony Padilla. Turns out Kalil's real father was a saiyan. So Kalil from the rage and panic goes into Super saiyan rage mode with kaioken 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x. Kalil falls into bobux scam videos. Which try to brainwash Kalil. Kalil screams "YOU CAN'T FUCKING BRAINWASH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" This continues for 5 more minutes until Kalil nearly faints but he enter Super Saiyan 69.420. But then Random Person appears and tries to brainwash Kalil. But it all fails. So in a last ditch effort to fuck Kalil Random Person sends Kalil into an alternate universe close to their own but with quite a few changes. To be continued in part 4.

Colincat goes to his house to greet his son and wife. Kalil hears someone entering the door. Had he slept in? Had it all been a wild lucid dream? No it was to real. Colincat says "I'm home honey!" and then he says "Kalil wanna play ball with your dad?" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kalil screamed. Kalil goes Super Saiyan 69.420.But he realizes that it isn't enough and it never was enough. Kalil says "has to go even further beyond! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kalil escapes and traps Random Person in his own alternate universe. To be continued in part 5.

Kalil realizes that he has achieved Ultra Dripstinct. He can fight back against Colincat. He can save Youtube! But then random Person appears and does an anime laugh. He has one last attack. The curse of the boner. He uses it on Kalil. Kalil uses the substitution Jutsu. And swaps places with his mom while Colincat was plowing her. Random person saves Kalil's mom so Kalil will love them. Kalil still has the boner. Colincat then says "Kalil I didn't know you felt that way about me." Kalil then says "I don't in fact I've come to kill you." The music where Shrek runs through the blizzard to get to the town to get a book on how to make a good family Chistmas. Kalil powers up to Mastered Ultra Dripstinct. Then Colincat powers up to Perfected Ultra Dripstinct. Then Kalil says "You can't defeat me." Colin says "Oh I know at least when I'm in this form.." To be continued in part 6.

Colincat screams "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A form that rivals the gods youtube combined. Kalil thinks to himself Colincat looks like he's gonna do a Kamehameha. Then without time to continue thinking Kalil hears Colincat scream "KAME HAME HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A blast a Ki energy shoots at Kalil killing him... Except it doesn't Kalil wakes up in his bed. His alarm was going off. it was 6:00 a.m? There could be no way. Kalil wakes up every day at 10:00 a.m!!!! Kalil decides he has had enough of this madness. And now he's gonna defeat Colincat once and for all. Kalil starts training by doing Saitama's training x10 in one day. Kalil sneaks out of his room. He hides where no one can see him. He is also next to the door. "Perfect!" he says quietly. The doorbell rings, His mom goes to get it. But Colincat isn' at the door. To be continued in part 7.

Random Person appears at the door. He asks where Kalil is. Kalil's mom says "Kalil is still sleeping he normally doesn't wake up for another 4 hours. Kalil's mom asks Random Person if he wants some tea. He says "Yes that would be nice. By chance do you have any crumpets to go with it?" They both chuckle a bit. Kalil's mom shows pictures of Kalil to Random Person. Then the doorbell rings Kalil charges up a Kamehameha. And shoots. He won he thought. But Colincat has time skipped just before hand. Colincat says "Good morning my soon to be wife." Kalil explodes with rage. And he rewinds time. So Colincat was hit by the Kamehameha. Colincat chuckles. "You utter fool Kalil." Colincat says. "Did you really think you could defeat me that easily?" Colincat says. "There is great punishment for such a thing." "KALIL I AM GOD AND DON'T FORGET IT!" Colincat screamed. Kalil's clothes turn into a maid outfit. Revealing Kalil has 0 testosterone. Old men are manlier then him. He has no hair on his legs. The end of the first chapter in Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Chapter 2

"What had Colincat done to him?" thought Kalil. His brain was still processing the event. Then a kamehameha was fired and it killed Kalil. But now Kalil knew what was gonna happen so he held on. Colincat chuckled and said "Oh so you're standing up, That's dangerous if you aren't strong enoungh. Kalil do you even know where we are right now?" 'I don't know." said Kalil. "We're in between the fabric of space and time. If it rips reality as we know it breaks. And we all are erased." Colincat says. Kalil then says "Perfect then. I'll rip it." Colincat realizing Kalil has lost all sanity time skips but he was a second to late. There's a very small tear in the fabric of space and time. Colincat starts forgetting things and so is Kalil. Time itself rewinds to fix it self. An alarm clock goes off. Kalil wakes up. He already knows it's 10:00 A.m. He gets dressed and walks to the couch and sits down. He scrolls through YouTube on his phone. His mom says "Kalil can you go to the store for me?" Kalil turns to leave and goes to the door. The doorbell rings. he opens the door. It's the mail man! bringing his letter. he opens it and sees it's from his dad! He looks at the letter and reads the following... To be continued in part 2 of chapter 2 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

The letter reads "Dear Kalil, it's me your father Kelil. Now I know I committed arson 45 times and man slaughter 32 times. But I never did manslaughter. And new evidence came and they have lowered my sentence to only arson once. So I should be able to come home in a few months maybe. I'll try to take better care of you both. Love from your father. Kalil couldn't believe it his father was coming home. Kalil headed out and left for the store. Luckily the store was near by. Kalil walked there. He saw Random Person. But something was a bit off. Why did he feel attracted to him. he didn't like him before. Kalil decided to go and say hi to Random Person. "Hi!" said Kalil. Random Person blushed. Kalil shook his head and snapped out of it. Random Person invited Kalil to his house. Kalil got what he needed and left he dropped off the stuff and left to go to Random Person's house. he wasn't even halfway there when he started to feel even more attracted to Random Person. "He wasn't gay he told himself." The feeling left. The Kalil when he got there he saw Random Person. They talked for a bit. Random Person tried tp flirt with Kalil. Kalil changed the subject every time Random Person tried to flirt with him. Kalil left and went home. To be continued in part 3 of chapter 2 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Colincat arrives at Kalil's house. And he starts plowing Kalil's mom. Kalil hears it from blocks away. Kalil starts feeling that attraction again. Kalil bashes his head against a rock. Big mistake. The feeling gets stronger. Then Kalil wakes up in the white room. The rip in the fabric has gotten worse. Kalil teleports to Random Person and asks if he can borrow his sewing machine. Random person says "Not unless you go out with me." Kalil says "Fine just give me the sewing machine." Kalil teleports to his house and grabs some scissors. He then teleports back into the white room and and looks around he starts to see people's souls. He cuts out Random Person's soul. He attempts to cut out Colincat's but he can only cut out half. If he were strong enough he would have cut him out entirely. he sews back the broken and cut pieces of fabric. Kalil whites out. He wakes up and checks the date. The day has changed. Kalil realizes that he is no longer immortal. He has deleted half of Colincat's full power. He can beat him now to be continued in part 4 of chapter 2 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Kalil decides to challenge Colincat to a duel to the death. Colincat says "Yes." and the duel begins. Colincat tries to power up to full power but he can only go to half his full power, making him even with Kalil uses 1/8 of the half of the soul he cut out. He changes into a new form Kolil. Kolil attacks colincat at full force. Colincat shows Kolil hsi memories of him plowing his mom. Kolil says "THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING!" Kolil time skips dodging all of Colincat's attacks. Colincat does an evil anime laugh and then he says "ZA WURADO!!!" time itself freezes. Colincat starts punching Kolil and charges a kamehameha x10,000. Time starts to rewind. KOlil then says "Nothing has happened." Colincat realizes that he hasn't moved at all from the start. Kolil Fires a garlic gun at Colincat. Killing him. Colincat turns into a stone. Kolil reverts into Kalil. But before he has time to celebrate. The floor begins to shake... To be continued in part 5 of chapter 2 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Arriving from the floor is Twisted J the Demon King. "Who has freed me? I shall grant them many wishes so long as they do not be used against me." Said the Demon King. Kalil says "It was I Kalil Bão I killed Colincat." the Demon King looks at Kalil and says "I am in your debt without you I would have never been able to escape I shall spare anyone you wish. I will grant you wishes so long as they are not used against me." "I wish for more power!" Kalil says. 'Your wish has been granted." says the Demon King. Meanwhile. Random Person feels betrayed luckily he has some power left. Colincat appears and asks if Random Person will give him the rest of his power. Random Person says "Yes, take it all I am part phoenix I shall rebirth." Colincat feels the energy flowing through him. It's a lot but he can handle it. He revives himself and Random Person. Random Person Screeches and ascends into the clouds and fall back down in his awakened form. 300x stronger than he was before. Colincat uses the power he has to gain a temporary phoenix awakened state that he can turn on and off when ever he likes. Wait what's he doing? Why is he coming over here? "You creator of this world Allow me to kill Twisted J the Demon King!" said Colincat. "I can't do that Colin also stop breaking the fourth wall is this gonna be a problem?" I said. "Do it or I'll teleport to your house and plow your mother." said colincat. "Ok Colin but distortions could happen." I said. To be continued in part 6 of chapter 2 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom. "And you better fucking read the rest of it." said Colincat. " thought we agreed on no more fourth wall breaks?" I said.

Kalil wishes to have all the bitches. His wish is granted. Kalil wishes for Knowledge about fighting. His wish is granted. Kalil wished for his curse of boner to go away. His wish is granted. Kalil wishes for the rest of Colincat's power that he didn't cut out of his soul. His wish isn't granted. Twisted reveals they cannot take Colincat's power for even half of his power is extremely powerful. Twisted reveals how he killed all of the phoenix clan the only ones that could regenerate their power and go back to earth. "They were so annoying." Twisted said. GAHHHH!!!!! Twisted is stabbed through the back by the Legendary Sword Of Defiance. "But only those of Phoenix Clan descent can do that." "Colincat you broke the seal in your battle didn't you" Said Twisted. "Yeah I did." said Colincat. "Kalil help me and I shall give you the women of your dreams." said Twisted. "I'm gonna fight against Colincat anyways." said Kalil uses 2/8 of the half of the soul of Colincat he stole. He transforms into Kolal. He teleports. And he goes to the fabric of space time and with his new found power he cuts 2/3 of Colincat's soul.. But it regenerates. He takes 99% of it. It slowly regenerates. Colincat realizing what Kolal is doing. He goes full power. He absorbs Kolal's unused energy. Overloading his own body. He awakens the third eye. He frees the girl from twisted and rewinds time 48 hours. To be continued in part 7 of chapter of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Kolal reverts back into Kalil. Colincat and the mystery girl appear next to Kalil. Kalil says "WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?" 'SHHHHH!!!" Colincat says. We're in the past. They start asking the mystery girl questions to which she flirts with Kalil. Kalil is having none of her bullshit and he starts to strangle her. Colincat stops him form killing her. She then says she's a fairy phoenix hybrid. She says her name is Fuu. She then starts flirting with Kalil. Random Person from the future teleports there and challenges Fuu to a duel. They duel in Rome! "Kalil is mine and mine alone!" Random Person yelled. "But I'm the girl of his dreams!" Fuu said. The duel starts. Random person starts teleporting making Fuu very dizzy. Random person goes in for a punch on Fuu. But she swaps places with Kalil. Kalil coughs blood and he falls. Fuu catches him. AND KISSES KALIL!!!! Everyone but Fuu is speechless. Random Person awakens into a second phase of the phoenix awakened form. He dive bombs into Fuu. Almost killing her. The end of chapter 2.

Chapter 3.

Kalil punches Random Person sending him flying. Colincat regenerates them all. They decided to make a plan. Colincat asks Fuu if she knows any way to defeat Twisted J the Demon King. Fuu says "Nope no possible way." Colincat has to think really hard about a way to defeat Twisted J the Demon King. He starts adding up power levels. Him and Random Person should be able to easily win if they work together. Colincat asks Random Person if he'll help him fight. Random Person says "Yes but only because this just got real personal." They decided that Kalil should help because he's a pokemon and and he needs exp. To be continued in part 2 of chapter 3 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Kalil says "I'm not a pokemon." He creates a pokeball and throws it at himself to prove it. He gets sucked into it. Colincat says "Perfect this way he'll obey me!" Random Person says "I'll stop you both from the kinky stuff. Colincat creates Kalil a mega stone. He teleports to back to where they left off. Twisted bites off a chunk of Random Person's wing. Then they start punching Colincat repeatedly. Colincat enters his phoenix awoken form. He then charges up a phoenix Kame-hame-ha. He then fires at Twisted. He then says "HOW YAH LIKE THAT? HUH BITCH!" Twisted takes the hit head on. Colincat then uses Kalil's pokeball and uses Kalil's mega stone. Kalil mega evolves. Releasing himself from the pokeball forever. Colincat throws Mega Kalil A a necklace and tells him to put it on. To be continued in part 3 of chapter 3 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Deja vu by initial d starts playing. Colincat puts on an identical necklace. Colincat is being dragged towards Mega Kalil and mega Kalil is being dragged towards Colincat. Once they touch a bright flash of light happens and nor Colincat nor Kalil appeared but Cocil. Cocil taps Twisted and Twisted screams out in pain. Then Cocil rushes at full speed and punches Twisted. Twisted screams out in pain badly his ribs have shattered. He coughs up blood. Twisted powers up into his final form. Cocil powers up into Super Saiyan 69.420 And charges up a Kame-hame-ha. The kamehameha is fired killing Twisted. who screams "I'll be back in 7 days!!!!!" a huge flash of light appears. Colincat and Kalil fall to the ground. To be continued in part 4 of chapter 3 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom.

Everyone teleports back and does their own thing. Colincat continues to plow Kalil's mom. And he decides to propose to Kalil's mom. And she says yes. She calls Kalil to the living room. "Kalil prepare to meet your soon to be new step father!" A massive scream erupts from Kalil's room. Kalil screams "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COLIN I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kalil mega evolves. To be continued in part 5 of chapter 3 of Colincat fan fic with Kalil's mom. Kalil rushes over and stabs Colincat with his his knife. But he's moved back a few feet. Colincat then says "I didn't do that." Then a mysterious voice says "Of course you didn't because I did." Colincat and Kalil both feel the power. Something so powerful it could be one thing. Magpog ascends from the heavens. Colincat and Kalil start crying. It's so majestic. "I have bad news my children. Twisted shall return to your world." Colincat says "I know Shallbric foreshadows fucking everything." "Stop breaking the FUCKING FOURTH WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I SHALLBRIC SAID. PART 5 BITCH!!!!!

"I'm fucking leaving." I SHALLBRIC said. "Also I'm reviving Twisted J the Demon King in their new form Twisted J the Demon King in his new Phoenix Awakened from. He got it from biting off that wing." I Shallbric said. "YOU SON OF A BI-" Colincat says. Twisted J the Demon King teleports Kalil's mom and kills her. Kalil says "Can you revive my mother?" "Yes." Twisted says. Kalil's Mom is revived. 'Just kidding!! HAHAHAHHA!!!" Colincat says "Kalil fusion dance now." They both say at the same time "FUSION HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" KolinKit is born! Random Person teleports there. 'You can't defeat me." Twisted says. "Oh I know." Kolinkit says. "But he can." Kolinkit says. I Shallbric and Magpog appear. "TEH POWER OF PLOT ARMOR!" EVERYONE SAYS! Tranz by Gorrilaz starts playing. Me and Magpog plus Kolinkit take the front lines. It take not veen one hit but a death glance from Magpog to kill Twisted. "We should be going." now I Shallbric say. The end of chapter 3. To be continued in Colincat Fan fic With Kalil's Mom book 2.

Credits and etc.

Story written by Shallbric.

Audio version By Colincat.

Special Guests Magpog, Fuu.

A sum up of the storyline of Book 1.

Kalil is sitting on his couch on a day that seems normal. But it isn't going to be. Kalil tries to stop people from plowing him and his mother. And of course who could forget all those fourth wall breaks by me. Just kidding You thought it was me Shallbric who wrote this IT WAS ACTUALLY ME KONO DIO DA!!!!!! NO SPOLIERS FOR YOU! YOU SHALL READ IT YOURSELF!!

STORY TRULY WRITTEN BY KONO DIO DA!!!!!