The 2014 Disneyland Usurpation

The 2014 Disneyland Usurpation was caused when two fourteen-year old boys, Drake Whitlock and Nelson Jeepers, broke into the park late one night on a dare.

Their mission? Graffiti tag each section of the park to show that they had been there, and reap the rewards of being the coolest kids in high school.

The two of them hopped the fence with the help of Nelson's car, which he 'borrowed' from his uncle. After getting through the deserted parking lot and climbing across the ticket booths, they emerged onto main street, and started looking around. Their plans to graffiti the area were soon interrupted, however, by Goofy emerging from a shop with a latte in one hand and a shotgun in the other, giggling about how he had to kill trespassers.

With shotgun blasts flying around their heads, the boys ran into the nearby tropical area, crawling through the undergrowth to hide from evil Goofy. Goofy pursued them, and as they hid in the bushes, Nelson passed Drake a firecracker and a lighter, which Drake combined with a can of spraypaint and lit. Just as Goofy was about to open fire on where the boys were hiding, Drake hurled the device at Goofy's head, which promptly was burned away by the incendiary. However, a familiar laugh echoed through the jungle - there was more than one Goofy out there.

Nelson and Drake, in order to assist their ability to deal with this insanity, then consumed some 'shrooms.

The boys then ran for the Indiana Jones temple nearby, climbing to the top and spraying graffiti everywhere. Unfortunately, they also got a look at a variety of animated characters now pouring out onto the main street, wielding various military-grade weapons. An animated Maleficent dragon swooped down, and Nelson nobly tried to dose her with 'shrooms, but they all burned up. The boys then scrambled down the temple and made for the nearby train tracks, where they were saved by a red-robed Roy Disney, who destroyed Maleficent with blasts of white light. Nelson thought Roy was Merlin, for he immediately vanished.

They made for the New Orleans area, spraying paint as they went, and bumped into Jack Sparrow, who brought them to see Roy, and the live-action version of Maleficent, who was much nicer. Nelson began speculating about what was going on, and made his way to the correct answer - the animated denizens of the park, no matter how friendly they originally were, were filled with evil. The live-action denizens, on the other hand, were all friendly, and Roy was pushing for as many live-action remakes as possible, for this reason.

Roy then told them that this was because Walt Disney had the same Nazi scientists who previously made rockets for NASA work on Disneyland as well, and that Walt Disney had become a monster, and they had to stop him. He gave them some armour, purged the hallucinogens from their systems, and sent them off in their vehicle of justice, Herbie the Volkswagen beetle.

As they rolled along, Nelson did some thinking, and created an animated flip-book of a ball bouncing. When he flipped through it, it vanished, and the ball appeared with eyes and teeth, trying to kill him. Fortunately, it wasn't very good at it, having soft teeth that only cut as well as paper. Nelson flung it out the window. Shortly thereafter, Mickey Mouse himself began pursuing them, and Nelson created an animated flamethrower in the same way.

Despite the flamethrower's efforts to kill him, Nelson overpowered it, turning it on Mickey Mouse, and burning him to ash. The flamethrower was exceptionally distraught over this, and Nelson (whose voice had dropped several octaves) gave it a speech about how killing one's own kind was the most glorious kind of killing. The flamethrower then tried to break itself in half, then explode. Nelson threw it out the window, but not before it broke some of Herbie's windows and popped a rear tire. Herbie launched Drake and Nelson out, which was fair enough, and Nelson began experimenting more, using his cell phone to take a video of Drake in the hope it would create a copy. Instead, they began teleporting around the park, and ended up in a plaza where many cartoons were gathered.

Nelson then had a stroke of genius, and pulled an eraser from his backpack. The cartoons gasped in horror. A Mickey mouse rushed Nelson, and grappled with him to get rid of the deadly thing, but Nelson was stronger, and erased the mouse stroke by stroke. Then, Walt Disney rose from the ground, surrounded by fire and brimstone. He promised to destroy the two of them for invading his park. Nelson passed Drake a pencil eraser, and thanked his lucky stars that his last class had been Art.

Walt Disney sent his cartoons against them. Nelson said he would stake Walt with a pencil, and Walt declared himself to be proof against such methods. Nelson then said he'd just have to try crossed and garlic, and Walt gave a start, then vanished. Nelson stuck erasers between his fingers like Wolverine, and the boys went to town, cleaving through cartoons, erasing them. Nelson erased Wolverine, and when Cyclops tried to destroy him with a laser blast, he erased that as well. After decimating the cartoons, Walt Disney appeared again, and declared that he had been beaten, offering the park to them.

The boys knew something was fishy, especially when Roy showed up. They asked what the catch was, and Roy said that he would have to kill them if they accepted, because they needed to tell Walt to give the park to HIM. Nelson began rummaging in his backpack, all while pretending to acquiesce, and carefully doodled a new flip-book. He then flung a cartoon facehugger at Roy, which scuttled up to his face and incapacitated him.

Jack Sparrow then started talking about having to kill the two, but Nelson nipped that in the bud, saying that he would throw a Rum party if they became the new masters of the park. Walt Disney then told the boys to decide who would take live-action, and who would take cartoons. Drake chose cartoons, and Nelson chose live-action. Roy and Walt burned away, revealing glowing spirits, which thanked Nelson and Drake for ending the curse on the park.

Nelson then summoned a fountain of rum for everyone, and they all lived happily ever after.