The Bunker Warlock/Back To The Future

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**Back To The Future** is the 7th episode of the first season of The Bunker Warlock. In the episode The "Gold Chain Author" reveals his evil intentions to Jameson and Alex Nineteen.

## Characters

* Jameson Nineteen
* Dale Nineteen
* Alex Nineteen
* Jameson Evil Nineteen
* Sandy The Sandworm
* Abbie Nineteen

## Trans-Script

(Intro)

**Alex-** Really?

**Jameson-** What?

**Alex-** You left on a cliffhanger, like who does that? And then you made us wait a week or maybe even two weeks, I don't even know how much time has passed! For what? The seventh part?

**Jameson-** I mean, I had to take a Season Break.

**Alex-** Oh you took a Season Break? Well that's all fine and dandy. Well who is this guy? How 'bout you tell me now.

**Jameson-** Who is it? Oh it's me from the future. Yeah I mean you said time travel and uh it made me remember that he came from the future. From those really old episodes from 2018. 2019.

**Alex-** (Scoff) Wait so, with all the evidence on Dale, you picked you from the future just 'cause I said two words?

**Jameson-** No, it's not Dale but...here; how 'bout we do 20 dollars to whoever um, whoever's right okay?

**Alex-** Yeah sure, I'll take that bet. I'll take it. So who are you sir?

**Evil Jameson-** (Laughs) Clever boy, you're correct. I am you from the future.

**Jameson-** Woo!

**Alex-** (Groan) Dang it!

**Jameson-** This calls for...a number!

**Evil Jameson-** Wha...What is he...?

**Alex-** I don't even have money!

**Jameson-** Well you better be making some money fast!

**Abbie-** OW! What the heck?!

**Jameson-** Abbie?! When did you get here?

**Abbie-** I've been sleeping here the whole time!

**Jameson-** Okay, go back to bed.

**Evil Jameson-** How about you all shut up? Sit down, sit down! Let me tell you why I did all of this.

**Jameson-** Alright.

**Evil Jameson-** Shh! I said be quiet! Now, let's talk about how I did all this. In the future, before I time traveled to 2018 to prepare you for Project Doomsday...

**Jameson-** Project Doomsday?

**Evil Jameson-** Don't worry about it, it's nothing. I was looking on the internet, looking for some books. And I found the notebook that you read now. The notebook and the wand? They can do some evil stuff! So I built the machine and you know, traveled back in time to 2018, yada yada yada, Project Doomsday and I protected you from a stick figure with a knife...boom! You're safe...blah blah blah. But then later, you slapped me...and we both disappeared. Now, the next day we woke up perfectly fine as you may know but something was off, I figured out what was off; one of us turned good and one of us turned to evil for some reason, probably a lesson to teach us about how not to meddle with the time-line you know, normal stuff.

**Jameson-** I'm the one who turned good right?

**Evil Jameson-** I...you have to ask that question? Yes. You're the good one, I'm the bad guy. Yeah yeah yeah. Yes. Really dude?

**Jameson-** Sorry.

**Evil Jameson-** Anyway, I decided to make a revenge scheme on you for making me evil. So, the plan was quite simple; I was gonna time-travel to you, grab you and travel to all your friends and places (Quick Breath) and destroy them from every time-line and multiverse! But apparently the book says I need two warlocks to do it! So, I came up with Plan...-1; the plan before Plan 1.

**Alex-** Wouldn't that be Plan 2?

**Evil Jameson-** NO YOU MORON, THAT'S NOT HOW COUNTING WORKS!!! OKAY? YOU GO FORWARDS NOT BACKWARDS!! OKAY? PLAN 2 AND THEN PLAN 1? THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, OKAY? -1, THEN 1.

**Alex-** Sorry!

**Evil Jameson-** Anyway, would you guys...would you mind not talking anymore, I'd like to finish my story! Now, Plan -1 is, like I said, pretty simple. See I went full Dr. Strange and looked through all the different realities and time-lines and multiverses for one where you become a Bunker Warlock, let me rephrase; *The* Bunker Warlock. Of course there were only 19 different ways for that to happen, which is pretty normal to be honest but, hey. So, I went back in time, changed a few things up in history to make sure that the time-line I saw was the one in this time-line and multiverse and universe...and yeah.

**Jameson-** What did you change in this universe?

**Evil Jameson-** Oh you know, I changed some normal stuff like Kermit getting fired in 20..what was it? 2010 I believe...then, you know breaking your tooth, let's see...oh and the metal baseball bat with the forehead thing. Yeah. Yup, that's basically my plan. And here we are, at Plan 1. (Chuckles) Now, anymore final questions you guys have?

**Jameson-** So this machine you're talking about; is it in this bunker?

**Evil Jameson-** Uh yeah, you wanna see it? Come this way. Actually stay, let me open up the doors first.

Come here, I wanna show you it.

**Jameson-** Alright I'm coming, I'm coming. Woah.

**Evil Jameson-** Here it is, it's what makes magic possible here.

**Jameson-** What a load of junk!

**Evil Jameson-** What do you mean what a load of junk?! It's not the way it looks, okay? You should've seen it...(Mumbling)

**Jameson-** I am looking at the original and it looks nothing like this.

**Evil Jameson-** Yeah I upgraded it, I mean the original guy who made it was sloppy. It was badly made.

**Jameson-** Upgraded it? Would you say you were upgrading it about three or four weeks ago?

**Evil Jameson-** Yeah, 'bout around that time.

**Jameson-** 'Cause that's where the smoke and the clone came from! It must've been when you were upgrading The Machine! Huh, now it's all coming together!

**Alex-** Hey do you think uh, I can get a closer look?

**Evil Jameson-** No, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

**Alex-** What? What'd I do?

**Evil Jameson-** I'm tired of this okay? You're the lamest person on this show!

**Alex-** Can you explain yourself? Explain yourself please...

**Evil Jameson-** I just did! You're the lamest person on the show! The cool ones are Jameson, me, maybe Dale, maybe Abbie even. Not you, I do not wanna see you! Okay?

**Alex-** What? All I wanna do is...

**Evil Jameson-** No! I don't wanna hear it!