Randoms facts to spout at your Friends

-Wombats have square poop to stack like building blocks. Are their butts square shaped... Actually I don't wanna know.

-Three presidents, Founding Fathers in fact, died on July 4th.

-Tallest man ever was Robert Wadlow (8ft 11inch)

-The Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

-The oldest person to live was Jeanne Louise Calment (122 years old)

-Miss Piggy and Yoda were voiced by the same person.

-A movie called *Psycho* was the first movie EVER to show a toilet flushing (Don't ask me)

-The biggest pizza was 13,580 square feet. I wouldn't eat that unless I had an amazing medical insurance.

-Coca-Cola sells canned soup.

-Days on Venus are longer than years.

-It takes 570 gallons of paint to paint the exterior of the White House.

-Play-Doh started as a wallpaper cleaner.

-The longest place name in the world is \*take a deep breath now y'all\* Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Whoof. That was hard y'all.

-German chocolate cake doesn't come from Germany.

-Hawaiian pizza was created in Canada.

-We think Santa Claus looks how he does because of some Coco-Cola ads. Ads ruin everything as I say.

-The person who designed the Pringle can's ashes are in a Pringle can. I am forever traumatized.

-In Switzerland it's illegal to own just one guinea pig. You have to have multiple.

-A flock of crows is known as a murder. Um, who exactly did they murder???
-The oldest your mom joke was discovered on a *3,500 year old Babylonian tablet thingie.* That's an old mama right there.

-May 29th is the official 'Put a pillow on your fridge' day. Weeeeird. Maybe I should put a blanket up there too. Wait, you're saying it's not for the dust bunnies?

-Cherophobia is an fear of fun or happiness.

-7% percent of American adults think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Personally, I always thought there was only black and white cows and if you fed them chocolate they give you chocolate milk. (Hey, I was just a toddler.)

-This one's weird. Male goats pee on themselves to smell more attractive to the lady goats.

-During your life you'll produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

-The inventor of the frisbee's ashes got turned into a frisbee. I bet it crumbled lots.

-If Pinocchio said, 'my nose will grow now', his nose would either explode or shrink and grow constantly, forever.

-An eagle can pick up a young deer.

-Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday. at 4-10 A.M. (20% increase)

-In 2017, taking selfies killed more people than shark attacks.

-Top six foods that make you fart- Beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage, and milk.

-Read this backwards- Do geese see god?

-Baby octopi are the size of fleas.

-This Mayo Clinic (Great name) thingie was trying to find a cure for something or other and they made *glow in the dark kitties. (I want one)*

-3% of the ice in Antarctica is *penguin pee pee.*

-Pirates wore earrings because they believed it protected them from drowning and gave them better eyesight. *That's right Mister Pirate. Jump off the ship and watch how your earring protects you from drowning.*

-THE TWITTER BIRD HAS A NAME. HE IS LARRY.

-In the House of Parliaments, dying is illegal. If you heart attack, go shove yourself out the window boi because you ain't dying in here!

-March 20th is Snowman Burning Day. Goodbye Jeremy. Your sweet nose of carrot on the ground reminds me of this bitter- You know what? Stupid Jeremy. I never liked you anyways. BURRRRRN. (No offense to anyone named Jeremy.)

-In 2011, more than 33% of divorce filing included the word 'Facebook". That's harsh man.

-According to Genesis 1 20-22, THE CHICKEN CAME BEFORE THE EGG. MY LIFE HAS BEEN REVEALED. YES.

-Honeybees can get drunk on tree sap.

-Dolly Parton got last place in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest. My life is over-

-Millions of birds in the U.S.A. die from smashing into windows alone.

-George W. Bush was once a cheerleader.

-Each year more there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries happen in the U.S. I'm just not gonna ask-

-Franklin Roosevelt has Paraskavedekatriaphobia, fear of Friday the 13th.

-Grapes are fatally toxic to doggies and kitties.

-Before 1913, and this actually happened, it was legal to MAIL A BABY. It was cheap, so... (Warno. Do not mail your baby. It will not end well.)

-Seeing Eye dogs can *poop on command. Dear little shnuffkins, please poop for me dahling.*