Sister-Zoned

**Sister-Zoned** is the first episode of Season 1 and the first episode of the series. The episode aired on March 30 in YouTube Red/AwesomenessTV.

## Short Summary

Like every high school sophomore, all Andie wants is to have someone like her, date her, and possibly make out with her. When her brother makes it impossible for her to land a date, Andie's three best friends each come up with their own clever way to try and help get Andie out of the sister zone.

## Full Summary

Andie is talking over and shows Imogen her best friend and next door neighbor. Then Courtney her brother's girlfriend she shouldn't even be here she graduated last year. Dakota advice is top notch and he is the gayest straight shooter. Finally, to herself Andie just trying to land a boyfriend before she graduates.

Andie is walking down the hall saying hi to every guy and they either throw up or run away she says hi to this geek and he says hi back and then Alec her brother standing right behind her says he sorry didn't mean to scare you and then scares the geek and he turns and runs into his locker. She says the only thing that scares her is his hyperfocus on her relationship status. He says if it even reads it complicated then they get interrupted by Courtney and they start making out. She stares at Josh behind them and he smiles at her and she smiles and then Courtney kisses her. She says were blood sisters we have know each other since braces. Alec says the top looks a little low cut. Looks like you're asking for it. She says I am asking for it. Courtney says it's adorable. He pulls out a stapler and starts stapling her shirt together. They leave and Josh comes sand says "it's a good look kiddo". Then the school bell rings.

Dakota says "Got it cameltoe epidemic are highway suit pants really to blame". Andie comes in and says "Well I'm sister-zoned. Alec as made it completely impossible for me to get any plans till I graduate. She says while she was walking down the hall today she was giving everysing guy DSE (Dick Sucking Eyes). Imogen says District State Elections. They says no, Dakota says google it homeschooled. Alec thinks it's his responsibility to protect Andie ever since their dad left, which unfortunately means invoking bro code. Like bros before hoes, but i'll never be a hoe because of my bro and i'm going to die a virgin. Imogen states that hoes are all so garden tools so if anybody ever calls you that you could be like "Oh well thank you for appreciating my green thumb. Dakota says i'm sorry i can't with this one. He goes to sit on the couch and Andie says Imogen is one of us now, she's one of my oldest friends and I promised her mom I'd look out for her. Back to the real issue, I'm sister-zoned. Not to mention, Alec totally embarrassed me in front of josh today. Dakota say honey, how many times are we going to have this discussion Josh is a Furby in an arcade claw machine you have to get through some of those wack, disgusting, irrelevant stuffed animals before you can get that furby. Imogen adds that he is Alec's best friend. She says how would you feel if someone tried to date me. Dakota says it's not the same thing. She says i'm datable but get interrupted by Dakota saying no it's not the same thing. He says Josh and Alec aren't really the problem, the problem is you. I mean you go full lemon face around the male species. She says it's not her fault Josh is the only person Alec lets me talk to and I can barely form a sentence around him he is just so cute and he's different than Alec's other friends Josh is just so than Courtney comes in and says Josh is what and she says giving me a ride home from band camp. Courtney says you don't play an instrument. She says I know that's why I need band camp. Dakota says doesn't "going to college" mean occasionally attending classes. She says that's the opposite of what being in college means. Besides, you guys we're a foursome, if i was always in class, we wouldn't be a foursome anymore. We'd be like a threesome and a onesome. Dakota says yeah, we were a foursome but you know people get older and things change and you know older people go away to college. Courtney says older people maintain their friend because it helps with longevity. He's say we're talking about how your boyfriend is making it impossible for Andie to land a date Courtney says say don't blame Alec if Andie wants to cruise she needs to become forbidden fruit you know like a star fruit or a kiwi or a jack fruit. Imogen says like Adam and Eve. Courtney screams "Lightblub". Andie, we will get a college guy to come to Brayer and pretend to be your boyfriend and then bam all the boys at Brayer will start noticing you as someone else's property. She says come on let's see what we're working with here. She pops her shirt open more and she pushes her breasts up and Mr. Shaw walks in and says i should've knocked, but this is my classroom. She takes Courtney hands off her breasts. He says Andie, what gives. I gave you the keys to the media room for "Cup O' Brayer". Did i make a mistake? She says no we were just editing a segment. He starts saying "La La La La La". I don't need details, all right what I need is for you not to ditch class and then come hang out in here. Dakota calls him Steve and he says I asked you repeatedly not to call me Steve. Mr. Shaw tells Courtney you know the drill you don't go to school here you can't hang out here. Dakota says you know who else hangs around schools they don't attend. Pedophiles and laughs.

Alec and Courtney are sitting in Courtney's car. She says I texted you at noon and never heard back he says I was in school and they start making out. She stops and says it's just posted a pic of you and two freshman butter faces. He said Mrs. Patel was totally on my nuts she took my phone she says that's so annoying and they start making out again she stops again and says i just want to make sure I'm getting this right Mrs. Patel posted your pic and she captioned it "me and my main hoes"? Alec says I only have ten minutes before practice and i chose to spend this time with you.I wanna make it special. She says i know babe I feel like i'm telling you something and you're not really listening. He says you know what Courtney did your IUD release an extra dose of estrogen? Because you're being crazy! That happened twice and you promised you wouldn't bring it up. Alec says I can't deal with that right now I got to go to practice I cannot deal with this. He hops out the car get his backpack and leaves and she screams I love you, babe!

Andie come to the door pulls on the handle says unlock it and pulls again. Courtney says just don't Andie keeps pulling. Courtney says don't pull the door when i'm doing it she just one second take your hand off the knob and Andie gets in and Courtney call her brother a chode. She says she is busy. I don't have to spend all my time at Brayer, you know, but men have needs. I'm basically his genie. I made an exception for you brother because I developed like, hella early, and i cougared it for him because i thought he could be- Andie stops her saying are you gonna taking me home now? She says no, fake boyfriend remember. She tries to get out the car and Courtney stops her and they leave.

Andie and Courtney are sitting at her dorm. She says "Are you sure they're gonna show"? Courtney says They're Beta Delta Psi pledges of course the gonna show they totally owe me. They are lined up in a room full of lights, candles, petals and roses. Eric said our brothers told us if we didn't come, we'd get paddled. Courtney says that true we only have one rose to hand out tonight all, but one of you will be going home I wish you the best. Andie says silently "I'm here today to" Courtney screams louder. "I'm here today to pick one of you to be my fake boyfriend!? Bachelor #3 says even though we're playing your fake boyfriend, you gonna fuck us for real. Courtney says bachelor #3 leave. Andie says as my fake boyfriend, you'll be kissing me on the mouth. Courtney says bachelor #2 " What do you do to prep before a kiss?" He says I like to fluff my stuff, so when i lean up against you, you can really feel what I'm packing. Courtney says "Do you even go here?" He says no, I'm a townie. Bachelor #2 gets out the dorm. Andie says boxers or briefs. Three bachelors drop their pants one by one boxers, than briefs, finally commando. They all get asked to leave. It's to only one bachelor. Bachelor #1, Eric gets the final rose. She says I need to know I that I can trust you. She turns around falls backwards and he leaves.

Imogen walking down the hall says I can't believe you're gonna kiss a complete stranger I mean what about cold sores? What if Alec sees him kiss you? Oh, my God, he's gonna kill him. Andie says thanks for your concern, but Courtney promised this would get me out of the sister-zone. The girls look up saying he so mature. Andie turns around and sees her fake boyfriend. He says this is my girlfriend then kisses her then Alec comes out of nowhere and tackles him. Calling him a perv. Alec chases him. Josh comes up to her asking "Whats going on". She says just my brother ruining my life.He says here's a helpful hint maybe don't make out with guys at school. He says I'm just joking kiddo.

Dakota, Imogen, and Courtney are sitting on the couch. Andie says I am in a worst situation now then when we started, now every guy will know what will happen to them if they come near me, and was just for a kiss, imagine second base. Imogen says I try not to. I saw my mom get a mammogram once, and it basically scarred me for life. Andie says guys, be honest i'm not totally unfortunate-looking, right. I have highlights and I think I look good in jeans and I'm a classy amount of easy. Imogen says I think I have something that's gonna help. She goes to look in her backpack and pulls out a cootie catcher and say asks it will Andie get a boyfriend. It reads no. Andie says thanks for trying but I'm gonna go home now.

Andie is at home in her room on her laptop looking of pictures of Josh, but Alec is in all of them. Dakota comes in and says "Are you still stalking Josh?" She says maybe. He says I'm not going to let you give up on the mess that is dating in highschool.. She says she is tired. He says you didn't even ask me if I had a plan. She asked what do you have in mind. He says you need to shave. She comes out of the bathroom and Dakota gets a camera. He is going take a few picture and send them to Josh. She says no. He gets her to take some photos. She is dressed in many types of ways and he is taking pictures of her. They finish up and he delete the photos off his phone, but he keeps the polaroids. He has a date so he leaves and runs into Josh and he leaves, but he dropped a photo of Andie and Josh picks it up and goes up the stairs. He loos into Andie's room and he says Wow. He says "What's going on in here?" She said it's for a play "The Count of Summer Cristo's Dream". He asks is it like a 70s porn theme kind of deal? Because nice whip. She says no that's a pillow. He says ok good look with that. He starts to leave, but comes back saying are you good? She says she is fine He says look great later. She looks in the mirror and say "WHOO".

Andie is walking down the whole saying not much has changed, but Josh didn't call me kiddo. The foursome come together and start walking together. She's been thinking and says my brother graduates in a year, and after that all of the boys at Brayer will have no other choice. She waves to Josh. He looks up and nods. A geek says hi to Andie and Alec jumps him. They walk over him.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Jenn McAllister as Andie Fixler
* Meghan Falcone as Courtney
* Logan Paul as Alec Fixler
* Rickey Thompson as Dakota
* Brooke Markham as Imogen
* Cameron Moulène as Josh

### Guest cast

* John Milhiser as Mr. Shaw
* Adam Hagenbuch as Eric
* Noah Sere as Bachelor #1

## Trivia

* This is the first episode of the series.
* Andie likes Josh.

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