Borice

## History:

Borice is a skeleton. He was once a itinerant bard, but some evil necromancer killed him to put him in his evil army of undead. when the necromancer was defeated, all the army disappeared, except Borice for whatever reason. he then decided to stay an itinerant bard and to still live normally

being a skeleton, he doesn't need food, water, air or sleep, but that won't stop him from going in taverns and ordering food and drink. Even if they finish on the floor, no one have the heart to tell Borice. Or they just are too disturbed to think correctly.

## Personality:

Borice is weird. the kind of weird that no one ever understand what he does. I think examples are the best explanation:

* He sleep-walk. but he doesn't need sleep. But he does anyway, by lying on the ground for several hours. But he doesn't need it, so is it fake ? Is he just lying here ans listening ? why ? And he sleep walk. does he really sleep walk or is all of that just an excuse to do weird things during his "seep"? But why ?
* around the campfire, he take his banjo and sing in some unknown language that he call Mungdu. A song so emotional that everyone drop a little tear. The thing is, Mungdu doesn't exist, Borice just said random sounds and made them sound like a language. And he now live in the fear that someone discover that.
* When he beat you at chess (because you will never ever win against him), he claims that it was because there were a mirror behind you, and so he could take some sneak looks at your pieces. Everyone is confused by those words. There isn't any mirror near.
* His Banjo is named "Ukulele", but he surname it "Guitar", and everyone call it another different name
* Once he was engaged to teach some kids how to paint. Bad idea. The kids now thinks that blue + green = bleen... And i'm not even talking about the yelpule or the ored !!

## Dialogues:

**Someone**: Why do i see the stars ?

**Borice**: Aaaaah, the stars... Beautiful, aren't they ? infinity of celestial lights, looking at our world like the multiple eyes of some cosmic creature...

**Someone**: WHERE IS THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE ?!?!

Hellow fellow humans ! As you can see, my right hind limb is currently located between the mandibles of that really adventurous marine predator. May i sollicitate an intervention of your persons to get me out of that uncomfortable situation ?

**Borice**: You looks really sad... Here, take that shallot to get better !

**Little girl, crying:** But i don't want your shallot ! Give me my parents back !

you realize you can accidentally make a baby but you can't accidentally make soup ?

To express my feelings about that event, let me sing you a piece of my composition: *Sonata in A major, act 1*:

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Sonata in A major, act 2:

**A̴͓̓̔̒̀͌̈́͆̉̔̀̍͠A̷͖̽̇́̒̀̂͑̐́̾͛̚͝͝A̶̡̹̩̪̤̲͕̗̝̗̫̱̽̾̀̔͊̎́̏͊̽̇̒͂͆̊̍̂̕͝Ą̷̥̺̯̬͖̫̙̼̭̫̝͉̺̘̗̔͒͌̐͋̈̄̿̍̎Á̸̧̰̺̦̟̫̘̘̪͕̮̲͍͍͍̻̻̳̫̥̻͒́̑̑̈́A̶̟͇̫͑͒̀͂̑͛̈́̍̂̈̀̃̊̾͘̕̚͘͘̚͠͝ͅḀ̷̧̢̜̥̼̹̞̣̆̆͛̓̈́̈͒̇̓̒̽́͒͆̂́̏͒̕̕͠͠͝A̷̤̬͔̱̬̖̙͈̱͈͕̬̰̻͍͕̜͉̥̥̲͚͋͑̓̒̈́͜Ȁ̶̛͉͍̗̅̋̾̆̂̔̅̒͒͐͑̊̚͝A̷̦̅͂̈́́̉́̋́̅̚̚A̵̢̧̛͕̪̩̹̖̫͎̲̘̰͈̰͚̲̞̳̪̠͉͊͊̍̊́̍̈͌̏̽̾̋̇̓̕͜͠À̴̢̗̎̇A̶̞̲͍̝̪̠͙̲̎͊̇̏͂͆̓ͅĀ̴̧̧̞͕͕̭̻̙̲̦̥̣̜͇̥͈̝͖̲̟̀͗͘͜͝͝Ȧ̸̢̛̱̫̰͉̖̞̖̝̒̾AAAĄ̴̘̼̝̆̒̈́́́̂̈́͆̒͐̃Â̶̢͖̖͖̥̦̪͓̭͉͎̰̣̙̹͊̐̂̓̊͗̄̅̂̑Ą̴̡͓͎̻̭͇͓̜̜͈̺̝̬̊̌̉͆̅̓͊̃͑̈́̿̋͑̚͠ͅA̷̢̧̨̬̺̦̱͉̪̹̘̞̝̲͍͓̪̲̥̩̅͘͜A̶̡̭̰̦̞̺̳͚͖̍̍͆͛͠͝Ą̶̢̖̘̥͈͉̘͚͙̳͈̟̲͎̻͈̯̼̉̎̋̆̈͐͋̃̿͐̒͌̿͐͗̑̚͜͝ͅĄ̸̡̱͓̟̞͚̮̆̅̓ͅA̸̧̨̗̦͈̙̩̲̭͉̖̟̲͎͔̲͗̾͑̆̎̽̃͌̎̇͊͐͗̒͆̂͘͜Ã̷̛̭̫͐́̽͐̽͋̈̅̚͠͝Ä̶̢̧̙̬͎̠͙͖̝͕̜͖́̎͊̕Ȁ̷̧̨̨͚̗̲͔̫͉̱̠͚͈̞̩̯͓͓̀̇̏̌̄̌̃͑̀̅͑̊̓̚͜͜ͅÃ̵̢̢̛̲̭̠͕̮̪͔̫̹̣̫̩̥̩͚̝̜̥̜̈̇̅̿͐̾̅̋̇̿̈̈́̕͜͝ͅẠ̶̡̢̫̪̪̤̣͓̓Ḁ̸̱̺͖̳͙̗̙̲̹͔͚̟̝̦͔̚ͅA̷̧̨̝͕͇̙̥͎̭͙̹̩͈̖̤͔͎̝̦̦̎̕Ą̸̹͈̘̲̬̹̬̫͈͎̹̗̲̖̹̣̂̌̏͒̄́̊̈́̄́͂̀͘͝͠͝Ą̴̩̱̟̱̲̦̤́͒̍͜A̵̮̞̜̼̫̠̤̫̮͙̬͖̮̯̺̮͉̤͔͖̠͊̾̊̈́̂̇̈̓͛̔͋̒͗̒̊̅̕͝͠Ȧ̴̢̧̨̨̨̛̘͔͎̟͎̦̟͚͔͋̋͗̉̀̍͊͋͌́̿̌̉̀̊̀͘͜͝À̵͚͙̲̗̋̒̆̈́̊̌̾̆̏̊͂̎͆̅̉́̾̍͘͘͝͝Ȁ̸̧̠̩̭͙̯̮͓͖̬̞͍̙̠̮͈͍̰͓͕̄̇̑͑̿͛͆̄́̊̀̏̒̑̈́͘̕͝Ä̸̛̞̹͕̲̮̥͍́̀͐̈́̈́̀́̅͋͂̉̐̋͋̉̇͗̓̍̇͝ͅĄ̶̢̨̠̳̜̙̗̼͉̎̏͠Ą̷̹̙̰̼͈̱̫̯͔̣̰͈̻̮̬̱̣͙̑͑̇̊̿͌̏̅́͊̔̀̉̈́̓͌͝͝ͅĄ̸̯̻̠̝̪̩̭̠̉͆ͅÂ̶͓͕͛̂̏̈͌̌́̔̇̈́̏̊͘̚͠͝Ą̷͓̟̦̪̥̩͓͖̪͉̝̫̫̫̹̞͙̰͖̀͒̿͋̈̄͒̚͜A̵̢̪̬̥̹̩̾̓͛̓̾͜Ą̶̢̧̛͚͓̲͕̙̳͕͚͉̠̙̫̖̬͈̯̌͋̏̃̔̂̾͆̓̐͒͒A̶̞̞͍̰̦̖̪̞̼̥̭̟̯̱̠͎̟̣̠̤͉̎̄̓̍̚͝À̷̩̣̺͓̈́̇̀̒̉͊͝AAAĄ̴̘̼̝̆̒̈́́́̂̈́͆̒͐̃Â̶̢͖̖͖̥̦̪͓̭͉͎̰̣̙̹͊̐̂̓̊͗̄̅̂̑Ą̴̡͓͎̻̭͇͓̜̜͈̺̝̬̊̌̉͆̅̓͊̃͑̈́̿̋͑̚͠ͅA̷̢̧̨̬̺̦̱͉̪̹̘̞̝̲͍͓̪̲̥̩̅͘͜A̶̡̭̰̦̞̺̳͚͖̍̍͆͛͠͝Ą̶̢̖̘̥͈͉̘͚͙̳͈̟̲͎̻͈̯̼̉̎̋̆̈͐͋̃̿͐̒͌̿͐͗̑̚͜͝ͅĄ̸̡̱͓̟̞͚̮̆̅̓ͅA̸̧̨̗̦͈̙̩̲̭͉̖̟̲͎͔̲͗̾͑̆̎̽̃͌̎̇͊͐͗̒͆̂͘͜Ã̷̛̭̫͐́̽͐̽͋̈̅̚͠͝Ä̶̢̧̙̬͎̠͙͖̝͕̜͖́̎͊̕Ȁ̷̧̨̨͚̗̲͔̫͉̱̠͚͈̞̩̯͓͓̀̇̏̌̄̌̃͑̀̅͑̊̓̚͜͜ͅÃ̵̢̢̛̲̭̠͕̮̪͔̫̹̣̫̩̥̩͚̝̜̥̜̈̇̅̿͐̾̅̋̇̿̈̈́̕͜͝ͅẠ̶̡̢̫̪̪̤̣͓̓Ḁ̸̱̺͖̳͙̗̙̲̹͔͚̟̝̦͔̚ͅA̷̧̨̝͕͇̙̥͎̭͙̹̩͈̖̤͔͎̝̦̦̎̕Ą̸̹͈̘̲̬̹̬̫͈͎̹̗̲̖̹̣̂̌̏͒̄́̊̈́̄́͂̀͘͝͠͝Ą̴̩̱̟̱̲̦̤́͒̍͜A̵̮̞̜̼̫̠̤̫̮͙̬͖̮̯̺̮͉̤͔͖̠͊̾̊̈́̂̇̈̓͛̔͋̒͗̒̊̅̕͝͠Ȧ̴̢̧̨̨̨̛̘͔͎̟͎̦̟͚͔͋̋͗̉̀̍͊͋͌́̿̌̉̀̊̀͘͜͝À̵͚͙̲̗̋̒̆̈́̊̌̾̆̏̊͂̎͆̅̉́̾̍͘͘͝͝Ȁ̸̧̠̩̭͙̯̮͓͖̬̞͍̙̠̮͈͍̰͓͕̄̇̑͑̿͛͆̄́̊̀̏̒̑̈́͘̕͝Ä̸̛̞̹͕̲̮̥͍́̀͐̈́̈́̀́̅͋͂̉̐̋͋̉̇͗̓̍̇͝ͅĄ̶̢̨̠̳̜̙̗̼͉̎̏͠Ą̷̹̙̰̼͈̱̫̯͔̣̰͈̻̮̬̱̣͙̑͑̇̊̿͌̏̅́͊̔̀̉̈́̓͌͝͝ͅĄ̸̯̻̠̝̪̩̭̠̉͆ͅÂ̶͓͕͛̂̏̈͌̌́̔̇̈́̏̊͘̚͠͝Ą̷͓̟̦̪̥̩͓͖̪͉̝̫̫̫̹̞͙̰͖̀͒̿͋̈̄͒̚͜A̵̢̪̬̥̹̩̾̓͛̓̾͜Ą̶̢̧̛͚͓̲͕̙̳͕͚͉̠̙̫̖̬͈̯̌͋̏̃̔̂̾͆̓̐͒͒AAAĄ̴̘̼̝̆̒̈́́́̂̈́͆̒͐̃Â̶̢͖̖͖̥̦̪͓̭͉͎̰̣̙̹͊̐̂̓̊͗̄̅̂̑Ą̴̡͓͎̻̭͇͓̜̜͈̺̝̬̊̌̉͆̅̓͊̃͑̈́̿̋͑̚͠ͅA̷̢̧̨̬̺̦̱͉̪̹̘̞̝̲͍͓̪̲̥̩̅͘͜A̶̡̭̰̦̞̺̳͚͖̍̍͆͛͠͝Ą̶̢̖̘̥͈͉̘͚͙̳͈̟̲͎̻͈̯̼̉̎̋̆̈͐͋̃̿͐̒͌̿͐͗̑̚͜͝ͅĄ̸̡̱͓̟̞͚̮̆̅̓ͅA̸̧̨̗̦͈̙̩̲̭͉̖̟̲͎͔̲͗̾͑̆̎̽̃͌̎̇͊͐͗̒͆̂͘͜Ã̷̛̭̫͐́̽͐̽͋̈̅̚͠͝Ä̶̢̧̙̬͎̠͙͖̝͕̜͖́̎͊̕Ȁ̷̧̨̨͚̗̲͔̫͉̱̠͚͈̞̩̯͓͓̀̇̏̌̄̌̃͑̀̅͑̊̓̚͜͜ͅÃ̵̢̢̛̲̭̠͕̮̪͔̫̹̣̫̩̥̩͚̝̜̥̜̈̇̅̿͐̾̅̋̇̿̈̈́̕͜͝ͅẠ̶̡̢̫̪̪̤̣͓̓Ḁ̸̱̺͖̳͙̗̙̲̹͔͚̟̝̦͔̚ͅA̷̧̨̝͕͇̙̥͎̭͙̹̩͈̖̤͔͎̝̦̦̎̕Ą̸̹͈̘̲̬̹̬̫͈͎̹̗̲̖̹̣̂̌̏͒̄́̊̈́̄́͂̀͘͝͠͝Ą̴̩̱̟̱̲̦̤́͒̍͜A̵̮̞̜̼̫̠̤̫̮͙̬͖̮̯̺̮͉̤͔͖̠͊̾̊̈́̂̇̈̓͛̔͋̒͗̒̊̅̕͝͠Ȧ̴̢̧̨̨̨̛̘͔͎̟͎̦̟͚͔͋̋͗̉̀̍͊͋͌́̿̌̉̀̊̀͘͜͝À̵͚͙̲̗̋̒̆̈́̊̌̾̆̏̊͂̎͆̅̉́̾̍͘͘͝͝Ȁ̸̧̠̩̭͙̯̮͓͖̬̞͍̙̠̮͈͍̰͓͕̄̇̑͑̿͛͆̄́̊̀̏̒̑̈́͘̕͝Ä̸̛̞̹͕̲̮̥͍́̀͐̈́̈́̀́̅͋͂̉̐̋͋̉̇͗̓̍̇͝ͅĄ̶̢̨̠̳̜̙̗̼͉̎̏͠Ą̷̹̙̰̼͈̱̫̯͔̣̰͈̻̮̬̱̣͙̑͑̇̊̿͌̏̅́͊̔̀̉̈́̓͌͝͝ͅĄ̸̯̻̠̝̪̩̭̠̉͆ͅÂ̶͓͕͛̂̏̈͌̌́̔̇̈́̏̊͘̚͠͝Ą̷͓̟̦̪̥̩͓͖̪͉̝̫̫̫̹̞͙̰͖̀͒̿͋̈̄͒̚͜A̵̢̪̬̥̹̩̾̓͛̓̾͜Ą̶̢̧̛͚͓̲͕̙̳͕͚͉̠̙̫̖̬͈̯̌͋̏̃̔̂̾͆̓̐͒͒A̴̢̡͇̮̩̩̖͉̤̭̯͚̙̼̹͑̄̋̾̑͊̓́̈́́̚͠Ȧ̴̭̫͚̣̲̦̦̺̹̜̹̘̲̯̯̤̈́̽̑̊͜͝ͅA̶̧̡̗̥̣̳͕̬̯̎͒̈́̾̈́̽̽̈́̏̒̊̚ͅA̸̢̰̣͚͓͉̣͉̔͠ͅA̷̧̳̪̦̙͎͕̖͑̒͌̋̀͂͂͋̕̚͜͠A̶̧͇͙̞͖̝̋̈͛͂̔́̊̀̄̚Å̷̡̝̪͙̠̞͈͖̺̱̬̞͎͔͕̩̅͗̆͛̓̏̒̿͊́̈́̀̚͠Ȧ̸̡̨̰̣̳̲͕̗͖̟̱̈͑̎̓̀͌̈́̏̕͘͠A̵͕̳͇̮͍̦̲̲̩̻̗̫͆̾́͆͗̎͐̎́̉̕ͅͅĄ̷͚̞̹͇̮͈͓͎̼͙̦̬̤̱̖͕̻̪̔̋͜ͅĄ̸̙̳̫̮̞̪̱̯͔̤̘̎̍͜A̴̧̳̮̿̓͗̈́́̍̕͝͠A̵̡̯̩̟̲͖̣̬͕̳͙̹̱̮̫̰͚̫̯͍̻̭͒̎͜Ä̶̢͙͍͇̦̫͎̹̭͂͝͠ͅA̶̞̬̦͇͎̭̳͕̻͈͕͓͙̼̙̽͆͒̒͂͜͠Ả̷̛͖͇͎̫̮̙̩͚̩̣̼̝̣͍̹̪͐͝Ḩ̶̹͖̝̙̰̤̯͓̗̪͓̲̙̳̯̑Ḩ̸̬̯̟̳̣̫͎̥͈̠̦̲̗̒̄H̴̨̢̨̱̩̪͈͔͈̲̖̻̤̘͙͈̠͍̬̩̪̮̆̾̐̽̍̚H̴̨̙͊̎̀̐͌̀̈́̂̽̕͜H̴̹̙̍͑̾́̉̚͘͝Ḩ̸̧̲̱̫̤̪͔̟̓̎̄̈́̊̎̐̓͋̈͝͝H̸͈̗̞͉͎͎̬͓̫̙̬̦̻̖͋̀̆͗H̷̡̨̨̧̧̨̨̨̛̳̤̥̩̣̩̳̥̲̹̠̾̅̋̐͗Ḧ̸̨̗̤͓̮̮͓̣́̀̐͐̇͘̕H̶̗͈͙̳͉͚́̄̃̇͐̓̋͂̆̄͛́̀́̂̋̑͘͝͝͝H̷̢͙̤̘͓̬͍͚̱̮̰̼̹̜̪͈̜͗̽̋͛̑̃̄͌͌̾̀̐̉̕H̶̛͚̪͙̊̈́̇͆̎̈̎̆̀̏̊͌̈́̄H̶̛͔͕̘̲̠̖̅̿̄͂̂̍̽͑̋̽̀̌̔͜͜͝ͅH̴̢̢̨̡̩̯̪̮̘̝̲͍͇̟̰͈̘̟͉̬̀̀̋̇͒**

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in You, there is two wolves. This is above the recommended amount on wolves in you, being zero.

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**Borice**: You seems to be injured. Here, take that shallot to be better

**Dying Soldier**: bring me to a healer you dumbass !

Take that hand. To go to her destination, she first must travel half the path. Arrived the the half, she now need to travel half of the half, so the quarter. Then, at this quarter, she still need to travel half of the remaining distance, and then and then there is still a half distance to travel. so this hand will never get to her destination. So to answer your question Sir, no i haven't punched your child.

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**Borice**: WoW ! that was a lot of people ! at lest fifteen !!

**Someone**: Borice, they were thousands and thousands !!

**Borice**: Yes, that is at least fifteen

**Borice**: Wanna hear a joke ?

**Someone:** Yeah !

**Borice**: i was sure about that...

**Borice**: I-

**Someone**: Borice, if this is about your shallot you will never see the sun again !

*\*Borice precipitately throw something very far away\** I Swear that wasn't my intention !!

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What is the difference cats and dragons, you may ask ? Well, let me state their facts: both are animals, both have two eyes, both have teeth, cat have ears while dragons don't, both weight less than seventy five hundred tons, none of them were involved in the overthrow of the anthracian government two hundred fourty nine years ago. So i can affirm that the only difference between cats and dragons is the ears of cats

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Every single person that ever drank water have died. Look at me, it's been years that i haven't drank anything and i'm in better shape than ever. Do i look like someone dead ? Have you seen me die eve once ?? No !! because i don't drink water

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**Borice**: You ever learned a new information that totally freak you out even if it's not that incredible and won't really change your life but you still somehow rediscover all of existence like if everything was lies also you knew that pineapples can dissolve meat ?

**Someone**: THEY W H A T  ! ! !

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**Borice**: If an orchestra of 60 person take 1m10 to play a music, how many time it will take a 120 person orchestra to play the same music ?

**Someone**: That's not how this works... That's absolutely not how this works at all

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You have more arms than the average human

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**Borice**: And that's why kiwi fruits are actually the eggs of the kiwi bird

**Absolutely everyone near** **after the seven hours speech**: We just asked how your day was !!!

**Borice, holding a teapot**: Tea ? Coffee ? Fruit Smoothie ?

**Someone**: Tea please

**Borice**: Wrong, it's water

## Trivia

* At first he was nothing more than an artistic shitpost i made for Art class
* friendly reminder that he is a skeleton, and 100% dead since decades... Keep that in mind when reading what he say
* He defeated every conspirators, because when they explain the conspiracy he always out-conspiracy them with an even weirder conspiracy
* I'll probably put a running gag with him where he lost his cubitus and search it (or a replacement) for decades