List of Henry Danger: The Musical songs

Below is a **list of songs** from the hour-long episode ***Henry Danger: The Musical***.

## Songs

### There's a Musical Curse Over Swellview

**Henry**

(yawns)
What?

**Charlotte**

*Henry, you gotta get over here*

**Henry**

*Why are you singing?*

*Why am I singing?*

**Charlotte**

*Just brush your teeth and get over here!*

**Henry**

*Can you smell my breath through the phone?*

**Charlotte**

What? No! Listen!

*Someone put a musical curse over this town*

**Henry**

Really?

**Charlotte**

Really!

**Henry**

*Has it infected everybody else?*

**Charlotte**

*Go downstairs and see for yourself*

**Kris**

*Something's going on*

**Piper**

*There's a musical curse over Swellview*

**Jake**

*I'm stuck in a song*

**Jake, Kris, Piper**

*There's a musical curse over Swellview*

*Captain Man, tell us can you hear us*

**Jake**

*I'm doing this against my will*

**Kris**

Yeah!

*There's a musical curse over Swellview*

**Piper**

*This is so not chill*

**Jake, Kris, Piper**

*There's a musical curse over Swellview*

*Hey Kid Danger, did you hear us?*

**Kris**

Henry, where are you going?

**Henry**

*I hate to be a jerk*

*But I gotta go to work*

*You know, sell the Junk and the Stuff*

**Kris**

*But, Henry, haven't you heard*

*We're singing every word*

**Jake**

*Like this*

**Jake, Kris, Piper**

*It's totally out of our control*

**Henry**

*Sorry fam, I gotta roll*

**Jake, Piper, Kris**

Not a key change!

**Trent**

*If you're just tuning in*

*There's a musical curse over Swellview*

**Mary**

*My middle name is Debbie*

**Trent (Mary)**

Good God, Mary!

*There's a musical curse over Swellview (Mary Debbie Gaperman)*

**News crew**

*Captain Man, Kid Danger, can you save us?*

**Trent**

*In other news, a Swellview woman is pregnant*

But NOT with what you'd expect—

**Frankini**

We interrupt this program for me!

*Citizens of Swellview, it is I, Frankini the Grand*

*In case you didn't notice, there's a musical curse o’er the land*

My bad. Or good!

 *'Cause this is the way that it should be*

*I have control of all of your speakers*

*I'm blasting a special low-frequency*

And now, Swellview is perfect.

Musically extra perfect!

*Just like me*

Tata for now!

**All**

*Oh no!*

**Ray**

*What did I miss?*

### You’ll Never Believe What Happened

**Charlotte, Jasper, Schwoz**

*What are we gonna do?*

**Charlotte**

*I’m trying to find Frankini*

**Charlotte, Jasper, Schwoz**

*What are we gonna do?*

**Schwoz**

*He’s gotta be hiding somewhere*

**Charlotte, Jasper, Schwoz**

*What are we gonna do?*

**Charlotte, [Jasper], (Schwoz)**

Henry! [There he is!] (Finally!)

**Henry**

*Sorry it took me so long*

**Jasper**

*Ooh, Hen, you’ll never believe what happened*

**Henry**

No, I know.

**Jasper**

*There’s a musical curse over Swellview*

**Henry**

Yeah, I know.

**Jasper**

*And you’ll never believe who did it*

**Henry**

Frankini?

**Jasper**

Frankini!

**Henry**

Yeah, I know!

**Jasper**

*Ooh, Hen, you’ll never believe how he did it*

**Henry**

The speakers.

**Jasper**

*He took control of the speakers*

**Henry**

Yeah, I know.

**Jasper and Henry**

*And then put out a weird kind of frequency and now we have to sing*

**Henry**

Jasper!

**Jasper**

Yeah?

**Henry**

*Thanks for filling me in*

**Jasper**

Sure!

### Ray Hates Musicals

**Schwoz**

Oh god, I smell a high note! Plug your ears!

### We Hate This Curse

**The vendors**

*Ice cream, ice cream*

*Fresh corn on the cob*

*I got hot dogs, beans*

**Frankini**

*Listen to them sing*

*I'm bursting at the seams*

*They're having so much fun*

*Do you know what this means?*

**Goomer**

They're hungry?

**Frankini**

No, they love me!

**Goomer**

Oh, I'm hungry!

**Frankini**

*Here. Go get some beans*

Stop singing, just go!

**Piper**

Frankini?

**Frankini**

Well, no need to be star struck! Even though the star is here! Well. I just came by to see how much everyone is loving the musical gift that I've graciously given to Swellview! So...

**Piper**

I'll sing for the group!

*We hate it, we hate it*

*We hate your stupid curse*

*We're sick of all the singing*

*And think you're the worst*

**The vendors**

*We're sick of all the singing*

*And think you're the worst*

**Goomer**

That's not what he wanted to hear!

**Frankini**

I don't understand! How could anyone not find delight in this musical utopia?

**Piper**

Want an example?

**Frankini**

Sure.

**Piper**

*These bro guys, these jocks*

*They're stuck here in your trance*

*They wanna throw the football*

*But are forced to dance*

**The vendors**

*Instead of playing football*

*They are forced to dance*

**Frankini**

Well, it's not my fault that some people are boring and don't understand the concept of whimsy!

**Captain Man**

Step aside, Frankini!

**The vendors**

*Enter the heroes*

**Frankini**

Well, well, Kid Danger, The Captain

So nice of you to show

**Kid Danger and Captain Man**

*Sorry, but Frankini it is time to go*

**The vendors**

*The heroes tell the villain*

*That's it's time to go*

**Captain Man**

That's right.

**Kid Danger**

Yeah!

### The Swellview Summer Market Fight

**Captain Man**

*Listen Frankini, we've all had a wonderful magical sing-songy day*

**Kid Danger**

Not.

**Captain Man**

That's right, Kid Danger. I was being sarcastic.

*My sidekick and I*

*Will decide to not fight you*

*If you make this curse go away*

**Kid Danger**

Hot.

**Frankini**

Well...

*You've stated your case*

*And I'll swear to your face*

*You'll stop singing*

*At eight on the dot*

**Kid Danger**

Oh, great.

**Frankini**

Not!

**Captain Man**

Then you'll be fought

**The vendors**

*The heroes and the villain*

*Couldn't strike a deal*

*So they are squaring off to fight*

*Like, for real*

*His arm is drawing back*

*Here comes the punch attack*

*One, two, three*

**Frankini**

Oh...

**Captain Man**

I say...

**Frankini**

Does this happen often?

**Captain Man**

I think you know it doesn't!

**Kid Danger**

I got this. Face kick!

**Frankini**

*Sorry boys,*

*But you don't have a chance*

*The only fights in musicals*

*Are fights through dance*

**The vendors**

*They cannot hurt Frankini cuz--*

**Kid Danger**

We got it, we got it.

**The vendors**

*Sorry*

**Frankini**

Also, before you try shooting me with one of your little lasers...

All weapons in musical theater are props!

**Captain Man and Kid Danger**

That does it!

**The vendors**

*At this realization*

*That fighting will not work.*

*They'll have to find another way*

*To beat this jerk*

*Frankini set the rules*

*Our heroes look like fools*

**Frankini**

*Listen, I could do*

*This little song and dance all day*

*But I could use an intermission*

*Just like on Broadway*

Goomer!

**Goomer**

Me?

**Frankini**

Catch me!

**The vendors**

*Excellent landing!*

**Captain Man**

All right, we defeated Frankini and he ran away!

'Cause we defeated him.

**The vendors**

*Not true and you know it*

**Captain Man**

All right, fine.

### That's Why You Have Us

**Ray**

Hey Schwoz, what are you doing right now?

Something super smart, I bet.

**Schwoz**

Aww, well.

*I’m hacking into the mainframe*

*So we can go find what’s-his-name*

*Using this appliance, science science science*

*Breaking only one or two laws*

**Ray**

It really is impressive, how else can I express it?

**Schwoz**

Aww!

*That’s why you have a Schwoz*

**Ray and Schwoz**

*Doodlee-doo*

**Jasper**

Doodlee-doo?

**Henry**

Yeah, what’s with you?

**Ray**

The more you compliment ‘em, the faster they’ll work. Watch.

Hey Char, bet you’re pretty close to tracking Frankini down, huh? My little genius.

**Charlotte**

Aww, well.

*I did a scan of the whole town*

*The night that everything went down*

*Soon I’ll know the source, and after that of course can*

*Show you on the map of the star*

**Ray**

Man, you are amazing. Really trail blazing!

**Henry**

I really like your brain dude, truly is insane dude!

**Jasper**

And not being sarcastic, your hair looks fantastic!

**Charlotte**

Aww!

*That’s why you have a Char*

**Ray and Charlotte**

*Doodlee-doo*

**Henry**

Well, how do you know if you compliment them, they’ll work faster?

**Charlotte**

Done!

**Ray**

*A-Doodlee-doo.*

### Meet Me Here Tonight

**Frankini**

Hey boys!

*Nice running into you at the park*

*What a show*

Exclamation mark!

**Kid Danger**

Mind if I?

**Captain Man**

Go for it.

**Kid Danger (Captain Man)**

Cool.

*Hey, Frankini, not a fan* (Yeah)

*So Kid Danger and Captain Man* (Yeah)

*Are gonna find a way to make this curse comply* (Yeah)

Hey dude? (Yeah)

You gotta stop! (Yeah)

**Captain Man**

Yeah, you know, as I was doing it, it felt kind of annoying.

**Frankini**

Anyways.

*You tried to punch me yesterday*

*But Frankini don’t play that way*

*So if you wanna fight, then you’ll do it for*
show

Here’s how it’s gonna go.

6, 7, 8!

*Meet me here tonight*

*We’re gonna have a singing fight*

*You can bring anyone you know*

*Out-sing me and the curse will go*

**Ray**

*Did I hear you wrong?*

You and us are gonna fight by song?

**Frankini**

*But you can bring a friend with you*

*Out-sing me and the curse is through*

*And we’re gonna livestream it*

*It’d be a shame to do it alone*

*Yeah, we’re gonna livestream it*

*To the swell-viewers at home*

*Well, well, well, meet me here tonight*

*We’re gonna have a singing fight*

*You can bring anyone you know*

*Out-sing me—*

**Goomer**

*Vocalizing*

**Frankini (Goomer) [Kid Danger and Captain Man]**

Shut up, Goomer!

*Out-sing me* (Yeah)

*Out-sing me*

*And the curse will go* [No, no, no, no]

*K, thanks, ‘bye*

### The Want Song

**Piper**

*I want a pony, a cruise on the Caribbean sea*

*A new car*

**Jake**

Oh, I regret this immediately.

**Piper**

*I want a jewel, like a rare one that’s never been found*

Dad!

**Jake**

What?

**Piper**

Why aren’t you writing this down?

*That’s what I want*

*Yeah, yeah, yeah*

*That’s what I want*

*Cruise, car, and a pony*

*What I want*

*Yeah, yeah, yeah*

*Ask and ye receive*

*That’s what I want*

What, what?

**Jake**

Okay, this is all a bit extravagant

**Piper**

Extravagant?

That’s what I’ma name my pony!

**Piper and Kris**

Work!

**Jake**

Work?

Honey, you’re on her side?

**Kris (Piper)**

Hecks yeah, I am! You got yourself into this mess, buddy. And it’s Mama’s turn.

*I want a purse, a kimono, one that costs a ton*

You know, I also want a pony (Right?) So fun!

*Ooh, an emerald necklace*

*That would take the cake*

**Jake**

I got you one last year!

**Kris**

It was fake.

*That’s what I want*

*Yeah, yeah, yeah*

*That’s what I want*

*Kimono, emerald, pony*

**Piper**

*That’s what I want*

*Yeah, yeah, yeah*

**Piper and Kris**

*Ask and ye receive*

*That’s what I want*

What, what?

### It’ll Be Great

**Charlotte**

Hey, good news!

*Henry just sent me a text that says*

*Thumbs up, I got Ray*

**Jasper and Schwoz**

That’s great.

**Charlotte**

That’s great?

*Is that all that you guys have to say?*

**Jasper**

Sorry, we just finished our list of singers to come help Captain Man and Kid Danger song-battle Frankini—

**Jasper and Schwoz**

And it is awesome!

**Charlotte**

Oh, cool. Anyone I know?

**Jasper**

Oh, I think you’ll recognize a couple names.

**Schwoz**

Yes, a few might ring a bell.

**Jasper and Schwoz**

*Lady Gaga and Madonna, Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyoncé, Adele*

**Charlotte**

What?

**Jasper and Schwoz**

*Lady Gaga and Madonna, Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyoncé, Adele*

**Charlotte**

*Well, I know how this is going to go*

**Jasper and Schwoz**

No!

*It’ll be great, it’ll be grand*

*Charlotte, don’t you understand*

*Celebrities love helping our cause*

*So applaud your brillant boys, Jasper and Schwoz*

**Jasper**

So, you gonna clap for us?

**Charlotte**

No.

### The Bro Song

**Ray**

Oh, God, please don't tell me you're about to sing a pump-up song, ‘cause it's not gonna work.

**Henry (Ray)**

*Remember when you took the Toddler, bro* (Bro)

*You put that baby to bed* (Please don’t do this)

*The Time Jerker, Drex and Minyak, bro* (Bro)

*Get out of your head*

**Ray (Henry)**

*It's just that this one cuts me to the core* (I know)

**Henry**

*But now’s the time to meow,*

*It’s the time to roar*

*’Cause you’re Captain Man*

*You are the best*

**Ray, Soundtrack Version/Ray, Episode Version**

*I do appreciate the compliment/Give it up, give it up, Henry*

**Henry**

*You’re Captain Man*

*And I will not rest ‘til I see you try to win, baby*

*Captain Man*

*We're gonna see*

*How super a hero can be*

**Ray (Henry)**

*That was a cool fight on the train though (Bro)*

Bro

Just sayin’

**Ray and Henry**

*I mean it really was insane though*

*Bro, bro, bro*

*We had a fight atop a literal train*

**Henry**

*We're gonna win again this time somehow*

**Ray**

*I do have a beautiful voice*

**Henry**

*He's gonna hear you roar*

**Ray**

*He's gonna hear me meow*

**Henry**

*’Cause you're Captain Man*

*You are the best*

**Ray**

*I'm not gonna fight you on that one*

**Henry (Both)**

*You're (Captain Man)*

**Ray**

*And I'm gonna test*

*If I'm the best that I can be, baby*

**Ray and Henry**

*Captain Man*

*We're gonna see*

**Henry**

*How super*

**Ray**

*A super duper*

**Henry and Ray**

*How super super duper duper*

*A hero can be*

**Ray**

Meow with me

**Henry**

Wait, what?

**Ray**

*Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*

*Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*

**Henry and Ray**

*Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*

*Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*

*Meow meow meow*

Meow

### The Cheesy Grand Finale

**Captain Man**

Uh...

*It takes more than one voice to make harmony*

**Frankini**

Oh no!

**Captain Man**

*We all have a choice for our destiny*

**Frankini**

He's singing a finale!

**Captain Man**

*So if everyone here would just sing with me*

*We’d all be free in harmony*

**Piper**

Oh my god.

That was even more meaningless than I expected.

**Kid Danger**

It was perfect.

That’s exactly how musicals end.

**Frankini**

Why don’t we go back to those one-on-one singing battles, huh? Gregorian chant anyone?
*Vocalizing*

**Kid Danger**

No! We all have to join in and sing with Captain Man.

**Piper**

Yeah, there is no way I’m singing anything that cheesy.

**Goomer**

*I’ll sing with you*

**Frankini**

Shut up Goomer!

**Goomer**

No I will not shut up!

*It takes more than one voice to make harmony*

*We all have a choice for our destiny*

**Goomer, Kid Danger**

*So if everyone here would just sing with me*

*We’d all be free in harmony*

**Captain Man**

Wait!

*I know that voice*

*Why do I know that voice?*

*Were you once in a musical?*

*A musical about Cats?*

**Kid Danger**

Was it Cats?

**Captain Man**

Doesn't matter, Kid!

**Goomer**

I was, years ago. How’s come?

**Captain Man**

*You were beautiful*

Meow, meow

**Goomer**

Meow, meow

**Frankini, Piper**

What the...?

**Captain Man**

*Can I sing with you?*

**Kid Danger**

Oh, so you'll listen to him just because he's got the voice of an angel?

**Captain Man**

Meow... I mean, yes.

**Goomer**

Will you sing too?

**Frankini**

Goomer, no!

**Piper**

Of course! Anything from that voice!

**Kid Danger**

So now everyone's gonna sing?

**Piper**

Yeah!

**Captain Man**

We gotta sing!

**Captain Man, Kid Danger, Goomer, Piper**

*It takes more than one voice to make harmony*

*We all have a choice for our destiny*

*So if everyone here would just sing with me*

*We’d all be free in harmony*

**Frankini**

Make it stop! My machine!

**Captain Man**

Everyone home, sing along!

**All (Goomer)**

*It takes more than one voice to make harmony (Heeey)*

*We all have a choice for our destiny (destiny)*

*So if everyone here would just sing with me*

*We’d all be free (we’ll be free) in harmony*

*It takes more than one voice to make harmony (Heeey)*

*We all have a choice for our destiny (destiny)*

*So if everyone here would just sing with me (oh yeah)*

*We’d all be free (we’ll be free) in harmony*

**Kid Danger**

*Something’s going on*

**Captain Man**

*Something’s going on*

**Goomer**

*Something’s going on*

**All**

*The musical curse has been lifted!*

**Frankini**

It's melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!

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## See also

* List of songs (for other Henry Danger songs)