Kermit da Frog

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Batfrog (Himself)

Carmit de Frug (Fake Idenity)

Froggy (Roachsoda)

Sissy da Frog (Great Grandmother)

Angelica da Frog (Grandmother)

Stephen da Frog (Grandfather, Deceased)

Mia da Frog Jr. (Mother, Deceased)

Rod da Frog (Father, Deceased)

Alexander da Frog (Great-Great-Great Uncle)

Cassy da Frog (Great-Great-Great Aunt)

Amilia da Frog (Great-Great Cousin, Deceased)

Hans da Frog (Great-Great Cousin)

Johnny da Frog (Great-Great Cousin)

Jenny da Frog (Great-Great Cousin)

Mia da Frog (Great Cousin)

Phineas da Frog (Great Cousin)

Billy da Frog (Great Uncle)

Robin da Frog (Great Cousin)

Tia da Frog (Aunt)

Brody da Frog (Uncle)

Jim Henson (Adopted Father, Deceased)

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**Kermit da Frog** is the main "protagonist" and title character of The Kermit da Frog Connected Video Universe. He is also one of the stars, the host and title character of Kermit da Frog’s Epic Guide to Surviving Life.

## Personality

Kermit is loud and obnoxious as he very well knows and he is constantly using this fact to annoy his fellows Earth's Mightiest Nerd, Jameson Nineteen, Charzard Twenty Seven and anyone else unfortunate enough to cross his path. Kermit is also rather stupid and believes himself to be superior to others. Kermit is often a jerk but on a rare occasion, he'll be nice to those he consider his friends. Kermit also has a short temper which is often sparked when he doesn't get his way.

## Appearance

Like all other members of his family, Kermit is a small puke-green frog with large eyes, a spiked collar and floppy arms and legs. Kermit can remove his skin and therefore often looses it. Kermit can attach to other people, and he almost always chooses to stick onto Earth's Mightiest Nerd's arm. Without his skin, Kermit resembles a human hand.

## History

Kermit was born in a swamp in Hancock County, Mississippi on May 9, 1955. Kermit’s species of frog is rare for not only being able to latch onto human arms and have human-level intelligence but can live essentially forever unless murdered. The best example of this would be Kermit’s parents Rod and Mia da Frog Jr. In 1960, Rod was hit by a milk truck and Mia was eaten by a dog, leaving Kermit an orphan. And true to the events of the first Muppet Movie, Kermit did meet a Hollywood agent while playing the banjo in his swamp and decided to go make it big in Hollywood.

The rest of Kermit’s journey to stardom follows The Muppet Movie from 1979; Kermit heads to Hollywood, forms The Muppets along the way and convinces some executives to give them what would eventually become The Muppet Studios. However, one large detail is missing from that story; Jim Henson. On his way to Hollywood, Jim almost ran Kermit over. Seeing that Kermit (like him) had a dream to make people happy, Jim decided to help Kermit out; giving him a ride and helping with executive business. After production of The Muppet Movie was complete and Kermit was thinking about starting a variety t.v. show, Jim agreed to be chief writer and also became Kermit’s adopted father.

The Muppet Show ran successfully for five seasons before giving its final performance on March 15, 1981. Afterwards, The Muppets decided to set their sights on motion pictures and Kermit married his long-time girlfriend Miss Piggy. From 1981 to 1996, The Muppets cranked out several great films independently and remained great friends. Their only falter was in 1990 when Jim Henson died. However, the group got back up and made their last two independent films; The Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island (The film Muppets From Space was one which the film company Sony Pictures hired The Muppets to make). Then Disney Enterprises arrived on the scene. Current Chairman Davokk Doom made the push to merge The Muppets with The Disney Company and Kermit was all for the idea, signing over his likeness to Disney and gaining his indestructibility through Disney’s magic, making him truly immortal.

In 2011, production would begin on a new Muppet movie. Everything was going well until time travel alterations by Jameson Evil Nineteen caused Kermit to be fired and be replaced by his cousin, idiotic fanboy and overall (at the time) nobody Rodreick the Frog. Kermit would be on his own for the next 8 years. Miss Piggy divorced him, kicked him out and (reluctantly but still at Disney’s request) started dating Rodreick. The rest of The Muppets still supported him, having walked out on Disney in 2014 for Muppets Most Wanted and being replaced with The Moopets and he had “true believers” on Twitter but overall, Kermit was by himself and he had a wild hurricane of a life.

In 2012, Kermit got a job working as a bar-tender in New York City and went viral when he tried to commit suicide, but now being completely immortal from Disney’s contract, his attempt was a failure. In 2013, Kermit had a job writing at Warner Bros., namely on the film Man of Steel where he suggested Superman snap General Zod’s neck. While Zack Snyder loved the idea, it received critical backlash and got Kermit fired. Kermit gained internet traction in 2015 when ABC’s Moppet show hit record breaking low reviews and Kermit exposed Rodreick for the fraud he was. With the rise of the music duo Twenty One Pilots, Kermit had a spell as an edgy music artist making the album Sad Worm in 2015 and eventually the album Ditch in 2018. Kermit would also be professionally trained as a dj performing at parties under the name Papa Smurf. From 2016 onward, Kermit became the biggest Moppet hater on the internet trashing everything The Moppets came up with. In 2017, Kermit famously burned down Sesame Street and cooked and ate Big Bird for Thanksgiving. Kermit’s skin was stolen from him in a bar fight in 2018, leaving him a weird little frog crawling along the side of the road.

Initially, The Summer of 2019 looked bleak for Kermit until he ended up in Ohio where he met a guy named Earth’s Mightiest Nerd. Nerd took pity on the frog and brought him to his house to spend the night and also buying him new skin. Since then, Kermit has been forcefully living in Nerd’s Bathroom Closet while also refusing to pay rent. As Kermit continued to study voodoo magic from his Voodoo Witch Doctor Book which was given to him by Elmo several years prior, he figured out how to possess the person he was attached to. So he hijacked Nerd’s body and took it for a “joyride” eventually ending up at Jameson Nineteen’s House where he would first meet Jameson Nineteen and Charzard Twenty Seven. Using their combined abilities however, the three YouTubers were able to break Kermit’s connection and locked him in Jameson’s Room of TNT. It is unclear how Kermit escaped (probably through his own stupidity), but he did shortly after and returned to Nerd’s Closet.

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## Acting Career

### Shows

1. The Muppet Show
2. Sesame Street (Guest Appearances)
3. The Jim Henson Hour
4. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon
5. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life
6. The Bunker Warlock (Guest Appearances)
7. Toadtales (Guest Appearances)
8. Rodreick Vlogs (Guest Appearances)

### Movies

1. The Muppet Movie
2. The Great Muppet Caper
3. The Muppets Take Manhattan
4. The Muppet Christmas Carol
5. Muppet Treasure Island
6. Muppets From Space
7. Toadtales the Movie: Toads vs The World
8. Elmo is Scary: The Nineteen Cut
9. Kermit Treasure Island

## Items Used

* Kermit's Skin
* Voodoo Witch Doctor Book
* Cursed Dice
* The Manuel
* Kermit's Banjo
* Kermit's Tent

## Appears In

1. The Curse of Kermit da Frog
2. Kermit da Frog Caught on Camera
3. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 1- Location
4. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 2- Rations
5. Reacting to Kermit's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon (Appears In Video)
6. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 3- The Wonders of Toiletpaper
7. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 4- Science Experiments
8. Reacting to Kermit's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episodes 3 and 4 (Appears In Video)
9. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 5- The Dangers of Reading
10. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 6- Fitness
11. Reacting to Kermit's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episodes 5 and 6 (Appears In Video)
12. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 7- Cabin Fever
13. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 8- Online Chat
14. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 9- Into the Outside
15. Reacting to Kermit's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episodes 7, 8 and 9 (Appears In Video)
16. Kermit da Frog's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 10- The Finale (The Mysterious 3rd Floor)
17. Reacting to Kermit's Guide to Surviving Coronageddon: Episode 10 (THE FINALE!!!) (Appears In Video)
18. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E1: The Adventure Continues
19. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E2: Re: The Furry One
20. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E3: Secrets of the Bunker
21. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E4: To Catch A Stitch
22. The Bunker Warlock- S1-E6: Psych (Appears in Flashback)
23. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E5: Psych You Out!
24. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E6: Camping?
25. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E7: Frogquest
26. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E8: The Money’s Always Right
27. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E9: Manual Revelation
28. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S2-E10: Constantine Rises / Director’s Cut
29. The Bunker Warlock- S1-E10: Nightmare on Elm Street (Cameo Appearance)
30. Toadtales 12: Dr Charzard (Cameo Appearance)
31. Toadtales 13: THE FINALALALALE
32. The Bunker Warlock- S1-E12: The Rise of Skywalker
33. Kermit da Frog 2: Return of Frog
34. Kermit da Frog Gets Lost in the Dark Forest!!
35. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E1: Return of da Frog
36. Kermit da Frog 3: Frog Fate
37. Toadtales the Movie: Toads vs The World
38. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E2: The Gwarshin-ing
39. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E3: Batfrog
40. The Bunker Warlock- S2-E5: Sword in the Stone
41. The Bunker Warlock- S2-E6: Galavant
42. The Bunker Warlock- S2-E7: Avengers: Endgame
43. The Book of the Fat One (Cameo Appearance)
44. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E4: Frog to the Future
45. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E5: The Honorable Hunny Society
46. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E6: Triassic Land
47. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E7: Ghostly Real-Estate
48. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E8: Invasion of the Frog-Snatchers
49. Despacito Inc- S1-E2: Buyers Beware
50. Rodreick Vlogs- S1-E1: The Pilot
51. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E9: It’s A Duckblur
52. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E10: Constantine Returns
53. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E11: Big Trouble in the Nineteen Bunker
54. Elmo is Scary: The Nineteen Cut
55. The Legend of Frogenstein
56. Rodreick Vlogs- S1-E6: Think About Chess
57. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E12: The Many Minds of Earth’s Mightiest Nerd
58. Triassic Land 2
59. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E13: Kermit Treasure Island
60. Da Frog Family Reunion
61. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E14: Revenge of the Divorced Wife
62. Jameson is Missing
63. Kermit da Frog 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Frog
64. Kermit’s Present
65. A Kermit da Frog Christmas Carol
66. Jameson is Missing 2: Orlando Boogaloo
67. Day of The Electronix
68. The Bunker Warlock- S2-E11: Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2
69. The Bunker Warlock- S2-E12: Avatar: The Last Airbender
70. The Secret
71. Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life- S3-E15: The Laughing Fish