The Hedge Realm - Transcript

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Chapter 31 - The Hedge Realm

Angle on a pit, Tim runs over and jumps over it, then continues running through a forest. He skids into a stopping position, and a ton of Ex-Lord’s appear. He uses magic to blast them all super fast. Then Tucker emerges from the shadows, slow clapping.

Tucker

“Most impressive, you’ve improved greatly. I’m very proud!”

Tim

“I’m so cool! Let’s get some pancakes!”

Tucker

“Let’s do it!”

They head to Tucker’s cabin, but then Tucker hears a beeping sound from his weird watch. Ricardio appears via hologram

Ricardio

“Yo Tucker! Where are you?! It’s time for a Randoms Elite meeting! Monday, tick tock”

The hologram vanishes

Tucker

“Well Tim, I am needed elsewhere. Should only take a few hours. Be sure to feed the sheep”

Tucker starts walking towards the berries

Tim

“You’re leaving me here?! Alone?!

Tucker

“Yeah, you’ve gotten extremely good at magic! Have fun!”

He leaves through the hedge

Tim

“Huh... I’m in charge...”

Intro plays

Angle on Tucker walking through the hallway. Alex looks at him from the other side of the hall

Tucker activates a secret passage and heads through. Alex runs into it before it closes.

Tucker emerges in the elite boardroom, the other elite members are already in there. Alex sneaks past him and hides behind a potted plant.

Ricardio

“Ah Tucker, so glad you could make it, so cool, have a seat... or not, I don’t remotely care”

Tucker

“Yes, sorry I’m late. I was training-“

Malcom looks at him angrily

Tucker

“Myself... for... secret purposes...”

Ricardio

“Hey, don’t ask about my weekend, and I won’t ask about yours”

Malcom

“Yep...”

Jessie (trying to change the subject)

“Please, Tucker, uh, have a seat!”

Tucker sits down

Sally

“Wow, that was awkward!”

Malcom

“Yes, Man this already off topic, Ricardio!”

Ricardio

“Yep, as you could probably tell, Tiny Turret wasn’t able to join us today, as she is still off tracking the sorcerers, Radcliffe, Frida and Grey”

Malcom

“But why wou-“

Alex sneezes, and all five board members turn in unison

Alex pops up

Alex

“Yeah okay, I suck at espionage, find someone who cares”

Malcom

“What are you do-“

Ricardio

“What are you doing here?! No kids allowed!”

Sally looks emotionally at Alex

Alex

“I, I just came here to... uh... Malcom, I want to join The Randoms Elite!”

Brief silence

Jessie

“That can be arranged”

Malcom

“N-n-n-n-no! It doesn’t have to-“

Jessie

“Alexander Silva, if you want to join the Randoms Elite, you must defeat all five of us... usually six, but Tiny Turret is out at the moment... must defeat all five of us at a game of your choosing! Choose wisely...”

Alex

“\*chuckles\* basketball”

Malcom

“Really? Have you ever played basketball?”

Alex

“Well... no, but-“

Malcom

“Then this is dumb, let’s just g-“

Ricardio

“Challenge accepted”

Malcom

“You’ve gotta be k-“

Cut back to the hedge realm

Tim

“Okay Tim, don’t do anything rash! Tucker trusted you with the entire realm!

Tim looks up at the mountain, he spots a cave with a green glow emitting from it

Tim

“Pssh! I’m the son of Malcom Silva! I’m not tempted by a mysterious mountain cave... definitely not... don’t explore that mysterious mountain cave- NO! SHUT UP! Not exploring that mysterious mountain cave... no way... I’LL PRACTICE MAGIC! That’ll keep my mind off things!”

He sets up a￼ training course over a montage

Tim

“Alright perfect, Tucker’s gonna be so impressed! Why are you talking to yourself Tim? BECAUSE I’M ALONE TIM!”

He starts running across the course, shooting magic blasts at targets. He jumps up and grabs onto some monkey bars, after going across those he lands on a platform, and parkours his way across, before delivering one final magic blast at a target with Ex-Lord’s face taped to it

Tim

“Alright Tucker! What was my time? Lay it on me! Come on Tucker! Once last-“

Cut, he’s sitting next to a sheep

Tim

“At least you actually listen, no one pays attention to me... they just think I’m the... the one note, funny child... they don’t see that there’s more to me, because... I don’t think they want to... even Tucker-“

Sheep

“It’s okay Tim, I know your pain”

Tim

“HOLY WAZINGO!”

Tim looks up at the cave again

Tim

“Maybe I can prove that I’m capable of more... by besting whatever HORRIFYING SECRET LIES INSIDE THAT CAVE!”

Sheep

“Ba”

Tim

“Thanks for the support!”

Tim starts running towards the mountain, the camera pans to the top as ominous music plays

Cut, the Randoms Elite and Alex are in a basketball court... they are gaining some very odd looks from passersby

Jessie

“Alexander Silva, if you want to join the Randoms Elite, you must win a game of basketball against me, Ricardio, Tucker, and Sally... Malcom forfeited”

Malcom (in stands)

“I expected better of you Sally!”

Sally

“What can I say? I love the rush!”

Jessie

“If you win, you will become our newest member! But if you los-“

Ricardio

“If you lose you will NEVER become a Randoms Elite member!”

Tucker

“Do you even have a team Alex?”

Alex

“As a matter of fact, I do”

Alex snaps his fingers. Lily, P-Sauce, and Shade come out from behind a bush

P-Sauce

“We’re his team sucka!”

Lily

“Totally!”

Shade

“I’m gonna cheat!”

Ricardio

“Jessie, they can’t cheat!”

Jessie

“Oh yeah, because you weren’t thinking about it?”

Ricardio

“Fair point”

Malcom (in stands)

“I’ll commentate I guess... yeah... GO!”

Both teams run at the ball

Malcom

“And the teams are at it! We’re in for one heck of a game here folks!”

A couple shots of basketball gameplay

Cut back to the hedge realm, Tim is at the base of the mountain

Tim

“Hmm... I feel like I should name this mountain, as it doesn’t have one... why not, Tim’s mountain son? Yes! Perfect! Great work Tim! Thanks Tim, what would I ever do without you? Probably die due to a spike trap, dragon, thunderstorm-“

He starts hiking up, still talking to himself

Cut to like five minutes later, he’s approaching a stone archway

Tim

“Killer clown, werewolf, garbage disposal in the kitchen sink, the kitchen sink, or even natural causes, like antibodies!”

Sheep

“Antibodies don’t kill you”

Tim

“There called ANTIbodies! Also you followed me?!

Sheep

“Yep”

Tim

“Ok... leave”

Sheep

“Well fine! If you’re so certain about it, gosh, you act like I’m the first creepy talking sheep you’ve seen”

The sheep walks off

Tim

“You never blink and your mouth doesn’t move! It’s creepy trust me... weird sheep... how far away is the cave?”

A hooded figure appears

Hooded figure

“Fool! You dare approach the cave of eternal darkness?!”

Tim

“Uh, oh right- I DO!”

Hooded figure

“Then you must answer my riddle! Whilst playing the fiddle, and getting punched in your middle! Now I will let loose a high pitched giggle! \*High pitched giggle\*”

Tim walks passed him

Hooded Figure

“Oh, okay! Maybe next time! Bye! Kay...”

Tim approaches the cave

Tim

“Finally, time to discover some awesome secrets!”

He walks towards it, but a door appears locking him out.

Tim

“WHAT?!”

Tucker’s voice comes out of a speaker

Tucker

“Nice try Tim, but that’s staying locked. You definitely ain’t ready for what’s in there! Go back down kiddo”

Tim

“UGH! Typical old people... well if he wants me to go back down, I’m gonna go even higher! You only live once right?!”

He continues climbing

Back at the basketball game, P-Sauce scores a goal

Malcom

“And with that, the game is all tied up! Who will win? Only one more point to tell!”

Lily

“Oh gosh! We gotta do this! Right now!”

P-Sauce

“I agree, we are an awesome team!”

Lily

“Yeah, we’d make a great team”

P-Sauce

“What?”

Lily

“What?”

Alex

“Guys focus! If we wanna win this we gotta be synchronized! They’re already synchronized! They’ve been flawlessly working together for years, and now... it’s time for the next generation to show them what’s up! YOU WITH ME?!”

Shade

“Dude, dude, dude! I’m so with you!”

Lily

“Yeah!”

She puts her hand on Alex’s shoulder, causing him to go slightly pink

P-Sauce

“Bros for life!”

Cut

Malcom

“And now the teams are getting into position for the final round, whoever scores next wins the whole dang pot! Aka, Alex joining or not joining the Randoms Elite... anyway go or whatever”

They run, P-Sauce grabs the ball, but gets blocked by Ricardio when he tries to score. Now Ricardio has the ball, but trips causing Lily to grab it. She gets so excited that she runs straight into Tucker and sprains her ankle.

Lily

“Agh! My leg!”

Shade snatches the ball via long arm and puts it straight in the goal... it was the wrong goal

Malcom

“And by a stupid turn of events, Alex lost the game, okay I’m going to sleep”

Alex

“Aw man... well, could’ve been worse. Good game Randoms Elite!”

Jessie

“You were a worthy opponent! I hope we can work together in the near future”

Ricardio

“Ha ha haaaaaaaa! Nope, you lost! LOSER! IDIOT! HAA HAA AAHAHHA-“

Tucker

“He always gets like this when he wins... I should get back to the Hedge Realm bye guys!”

Tucker walks off

Pan over to P-Sauce, Shade and Lily

Lily

“No, my foots probably fine! Couple days, should be back to normal!”

P-Sauce

“Well if it hurts that bad, I could carry you back to Randoms Tower”

Lily

“C-c-c-c-carry me?!”

Her face just turns red

Lily

“No! That’s fine, I’m absolutely great! Look I could probably walk right now! \*she moves her leg a tiny bit\* NOPE! That was excruciating, but you don’t have to carry me! I can totally-“

P-Sauce

“Whoop”

He picks her up

Lily

“Oh... wow... really cool”

P-Sauce

“You’re shockingly light, let’s get you back!”

Cut to the hedge realm, Tim is approaching the top of the mountain

Tim

“Alright Tucker, let’s see the top of your dumb mountain!”

He makes it up and sees... a massive pool, full of purple liquid

Tim

“What the-“

He puts his hand in the pool, it lights on (purple) fire

Tim

“AAAAAAGH! NONONO!”

He shoots a magic blast, it’s extra powerful and causes a massive explosion above him

Tim

“What... and that actually didn’t burn... Hmm...”

He smirks shiftily

He sticks his hand back in and runs down to the cave

The camera lingers on the pool for a moment, as a purple hand emerges

Tim

“Please work...”

He blasts at the door, it explodes, he can now enter

Tim

“SWEEEEET!”

He walks inside, it’s a relic room. Swords, crystals, and other mystical objects sit on pedestals. There are also various paintings on the wall.

Tim

“Whoa... stuffNstuff”

He looks at all of the different items.

Tim

“This is so cool! But I wonder why Tucker was so determined for me not to see it”

A eerie noise is heard behind him. On the back of the room, resting on a pedestal... is a very familiar, green eye...

Tim looks at it for a minute

Then he hears another noise, and turns to see purple, slimy Tim clones, all looking angry

Tim

“Uh...”

They glare at him

Tim

“BYE!”

He runs towards the Eye of Agoro, the clones running after him. He grabs the Eye, and lightning emits.

We see a very quick, like two second flash of Warwick’s eyes, with blue fire right in front of his face.

Black

Distant voice

“Wake up... wake up... WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!”

Tim jolts awake, Tucker is above him

Tucker

“Do you have any idea what you’ve done?! I told you not to come in here!”

Tim

“You’re right, I’m sorry... I shouldn’t have disobeyed you...”

He gets up and starts exiting

Tucker

“Tim, did you touch the Eye of Agoro?”

Tim

“Uh, yeah... I thought it was a weapon, and I was right. It saved my life!”

Tucker

“WHY WAS YOUR LIFE IN DANGER?!”

Tim

“Purple goo clones?”

Tucker

“You touched THE MAGIC CORE?!”

Tim

“What?”

Tucker

“\*sigh\* come with me”

Cut to the top, where the pool is

Tucker

“When I started using magic, I knew I needed a place, a safe spot where it could be protected... so I created the Hedge Realm around it, to protect it! If anything happened to that pool, magic as we know it would collapse”

Tim

“What caused the clones then?”

Tucker

“I’m not sure... that’s never happened before...”

Tim

“Oh... that’s really reassuring...”

Brief silence

Tucker

“One more thing actually... when you touched the Eye of Agoro... did you see anything? Like maybe a vision?”

Tim

“Uh... I don’t think so”

Tucker

“Of course... someone managed to connect to it somehow... this person activated it, and caused it to start shooting lightning at my cottage, I managed to lock it up in there and subdue it, but until I figure out who’s behind this... \*sigh\* better to leave well alone...”

Tim

“I understand...”

They look at the pool in silence

THE END