Deadpool Vs Sonic

**Deadpool Vs Sonic** is the fifth episode in Verbal ASE Fan Page Series.

## Plot

### Introducing the competitors

Black Panther was voted as the winner of the previous episode.He let's out his victory with a "Wakanda forever!". Verbal ASE tells the crowd that today's battle will be between two characters that are going to the next round.Verbal ASE introduces Deadpool. Deadpool says first that he's famous, and says hi to multiple people in the crowd. Then,Verbal ASE introduces Sonic.Sonic first runs around when introduced.Sonic welcomes Deadpool,but Deadpool asks Sonic how he came up with that name. Deadpool then assumes it's because he never misses the toilet.Then,Verbal ASE decide to start the battle with Deadpool.

### Deadpool's beatbox round

Deadpool says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, then points at Sonic, calling him a "hate-r". Deadpool then again says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, and then poses and points his guns at the camera, saying "Fresher than your mothers killer". Deadpool then remembers that Sonic was the one who killed his own mom because he couldn't get a boob when she breastfed Sonic last week. Deadpool then tells Sonic he knows he can't fight unless he had a gun, which makes him weak. Deadpool then makes his own beat with guns, saying "bang" to every gunshot he makes. Deadpool then makes a pun, bringing out Harley Quinn and saying "bang your girlfriend". Deadpool continues the bang beat, until he stops and brings out his katanas. Deadpool then calls Sonic a "wannabe Deadpool", and that he should tell his mom that he's "Dadpool", and if Verbal ASE wanted a bigger battle for Deadpool, he should've brought in Thanos, cause the movie of Sonic is in has a 27% rating. Deadpool then takes a long breath for another fast rap, and then says he doesn't really have to use words to beat Sonic. He then says "blah blah blah" and that Pikachu could defeat him. Deadpool then says that even though it's not Pokemon it doesn't matter, and that he's the real Mad Hatter because he's bigger and badder.

Deadpool repeats, saying "Look at me now" 3 times in a row. Sonic pointed Deadpool to be a dumbass, with Deadpool pointing at him, calling him a "hate-r". Deadpool is then seen in a white shirt and golden bling, saying "Look at me now" 3 times in a row while doing gang signs on his fingers. Deadpool then points at Deadshot, saying that Deadpool is fresher than Sonic's breath mints, that are on Deadpool's hand. Deadpool then fast beatboxes, while doing some dance moves, calling Sonic a "hate-r" again. Deadpool dances some more while beatboxing, while Verbal ASE happy danced of Deadpool's performance. Deadpool ends it off with "Fresher than your mother's killer". Deadpool puts his hand to his ear to hear the crowd cheer.

### Post-Deadpool's beatbox round

After Deadpool's round,Verbal ASE stated that Sonic's round will start ''In 3,2,1,GO!''

### Sonic's beatbox round

Sonic first moonwalks, with a green red and blue lighting in the background. Sonic's eyes then turn into a speed tracker, turning at 130 mph. Sonic is then seen in a racing stadium, with him jumping into his racing car, blowing Deadpool away. Then,Sonic told to Deadpool that he can beatbox better than him,while calling him fatter.Verbal ASE couldn't stop laughing.Sonic then explained that Deadpool live in sewers,while Deadpool tried to get into one.Sonic is then seen next to Peach's castle, where he steals Peach. Deadpool sarcastically clapped at Sonic's solo.Sonic told Deadpool that his trophies will kill Yoshi.

Later then, Sonic is seen with the chaos emeralds,much to Verbal ASE's shock and Deadpool's careless while putting the camera on himself. He then turns into Super Sonic, which causes a giant explosion. Sonic is then seen doing the loser gesture and floss with two Metal Sonic's,with the crowd clapping at him. After that, he transforms back to normal Sonic.

### Post-Sonic's beatbox round

Then,Verbal ASE told the viewers to vote on who should won the battle.

## Beatbox Performance Lyrics

### Deadpool

Look at me now (x3)

You’re just a hate-r

Look at me now (x3)

Fresher than you Mother’s killer,

Oh wait a minute that was you cause you couldn’t get a boob when she breastfeed you - Last week

I gotta tell ya that I know that you can’t really fight unless you had a gun - that’s weak

I’ma bang, bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang your girlfriend,

Bang bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang and slice yo face,

Here we go again another wanna-be Deadpool,

maybe you should tell your mother I am ‘Dadpool’,

You wanna make a bigger battle bring that fool,

‘cause he don’t really matter with a movie not cool,

I don’t really have to use words to beat you,

Bla bla bla, Pikachu defeats you,

It’s not Pokémon but it doesn’t matter,

I’m the real mad Hatter cause I’m bigger and badder,

Look at me now (x3)

You’re just a hate-r

Look at me now (x3)

Fresher than yo breath, mint?

+Beatbox Your Just a hate-r

+Beatbox Fresher than yo mother’s killer.

### Sonic

You can’t mess with me, cause I’m pure speed,

I’m gonna leave you in the dust, you see…

I can beatbox so much better,

But you’re just only getting fatter,

We know you like to live in the sewer,

That’s why you smell like Kooper’s poopers,

The castle is easy to break in,

That’s why your girl is always taken,

He only cares about the trophy,

That's why he's always killin' Yoshi,

(You can't mess with Super Sonic Speed x4)