Ethan B.

Ethan on his way to "put down" a midget

> *"If you are going by physical maturity 14 is an adult" - Ethan, 2021*
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> *"Bush was the most ethnic president we've ever had" - Ethan, 2021*
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> "At least I turned his pedophilia into depression," - Ethan, 2021
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> "Apologize. I’m incredibly mad. Just punched my mother. Killed my fish." - Ethan, 2022
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## Backstory

At a young age Ethan took interest in making VR videos on YouTube as well as mingling with local politics. Early fellas member.

## Student President Election

During middle school, Ethan decided it was time to share his views with the public and ran for student president. He surprised everyone with his speech abilities and quickly became a top candidate. Soon, almost the entire grade new his slogan, "Your Voice, Your Choice." Ethan ended up making the two final candidates. His opponent, who will remain unnamed for legal and religious reasons, looked like she wouldn't be a challenge.

However, little to Ethan's knowledge, his opponent in the election was plotting with a teacher to steal the election. Ethan's opponent began spreading propaganda against him, sending emails to unsuspecting students telling them not to vote for Ethan. While this was against the rules, she was allowed to continue these actions. The corruption was becoming clearer day by day.

Soon, the day of the election came. Votes were cast throughout the day, and it looked like Ethan still stood a chance. Ethan claims that teachers planned on letting his opponent win, even if he got more votes. What actually happened next is still disputed to this day, but Ethan's theory doesn't seem that far fetched. He ended up losing the election, and afterwords he began to go noticeably insane.

## Ranch Addiction

A habit Ethan has always seemed to have is a crippling addiction to Ranch dressing. He put it on everything, pizza, potatoes, strawberries, french fries, you name it he has probably used Ranch with it. He struggled with this addiction for years, but recently he has been making great strides to push himself away from Ranch.

## Jobs

Ethan used to work at Dairy Queen, though he was fired on multiple counts of stealing, harassment, and just not showing up. Somehow, surprisingly, he managed to get hired at Meyer Dairy, where he has most likely slipped in some non-suitable ingredients into the ice cream. Ethan struggled to make ends meet, despite living in his parent's house. He took up YouTube for a short while, though after gaining about 20 subscribers in two years decided he needed to switch. Ethan went to Twitch and started streaming. He plays a variety of games, his most popular genre being horror. While Ethan's growth on Twitch has been significantly better than on YouTube, he still has a ways to go.

This was originally revealed some time ago but everyone assumed it was a joke. Ethan had claimed that he was keeping midgets, or "gnomes" as he calls them, in his basement as slaves in a mining operation. Although recently these claims have been confirmed by Ethan himself, who didn't even try to deny it. This has sparked some outrage in the midget community.

## Death

Ethan made a fatal mistake on May 3rd, 2028, when he accidentally left the door to his underground midget facility unlocked as he was leaving. The midgets saw their opportunity and took it, flooding through and making a break for the exit. Ethan was quickly trampled by the following stampede and suffered many wounds, though he initially survived. Unfortunately for him, the final midgets grabbed one of the giant hamster wheels that they were forced to run on and rolled it over Ethan, killing him instantly.

## Extra Info

Ethan was held back in kindergarten.

Once Ethan was tied to a tether ball pole and at least 15 people danced around him.

Ethan ran a cult in 2nd-5th grade where he convinced many people including Dalton he was a god. After the truth came out, Ethan became universally hated for years until he repaired some of the damage during his 2017-2018 student presidential election.