The Grinch (Christmas Remastered)

*"I absolutely hate the Summer! And if we're gonna do Christmas, the most joyful time of year, during the most horrid part of everyone's lives, I will do everything in my power to stop you, because there is no way I'm gonna wake up, expecting to be jolly, in this fucking- fucking bed is covered in sweat, and piss, and ass!"*
―The Grinch to Knollad[src]
The **Grinch** was a selfish being who provoked hatred towards Christmas, to the point he decided to steal the holiday. While stealing people's presents, The Grinch had a change of heart size, causing him to return everything he stole. Sometime later, The Grinch crossed paths with *The Incredible Crew*, who prevailed to save Christmas in July. Unfortunately, The Grinch refused to let the group celebrate Christmas during the Summer, prompting him go into outer space to destroy the sun. This led him to enter conflict with Knollad, who battled him for a while, until The Grinch was suddenly killed by Doctor Strange, who Knollad requested to help.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Bizzaro Hair (Green Sticker)
* Bizzaro Skin
* Solomon Grundy Eyes
* Bizzaro Teeth

## History

### Stealing Christmas

*"The story they tell you in the books and the movies isn't true. I did steal Christmas... but it was a very painful and agonizing experience... when returning all the presents, one of the falls was fatal as walls... I landed through the walls of the chimney and landed on my BALLS..."*
―The Grinch to Knollad[src]

The Grinch provoked hatred towards Christmas. With his heart being two sizes too small, The Grinch got tired putting up with the holiday every December, so he decided to steal it. Pretending to be Santa Claus, The Grinch managed to steal multiple presents, which he planned to take back to the Grinch's Hideout. These plans, however, were changed when The Grinch's heart suddenly grew three sizes, prompting him to return everything he had stolen. While returning the presents, The Grinch went down the chimney of a house that had fatal walls, causing him to land on his balls. This led one of The Grinch's balls to break, giving him more fur than usual. Upset, The Grinch started crying and whining, realizing that one of his balls was gone.

### The Grinch's Dog Days

*"I though your heart grew three sizes on Christmas?"
"That was for Christmas, I love Christmas and I love everything about it. But the fucking SUMMER!? You can literally lick my ballsack and it'll make me feel better! Every time I fucking go outside, or I wake up, or I EXIST in the Summer, I have to do this awkward fucking sidestep because my BALLSACK is constantly at my thighs! On top of that, every time I'm in my room I have to have fifteen different fucking fans pointing at me, because it is so fucking hot!"*
―Knollad and The Grinch[src]

The Grinch became obsessed with Christmas, but this led him to begin hating the Summer. The heat provided by the sun would mess with The Grinch so much, to the point that he would have to do some awkward sidesteps whenever he walked outside the Grinch's Hideout, due to his ballsack being constantly at his thighs. Just to add more to his problems, The Grinch would also have to have fifteen different fans pointed at him whenever he was inside his cave, because of how hot it was.

### Confronting *The Incredible Crew*

*"Excuse me sir, we're trying to buy all the... wait a minute... are you The Grinch?"
"OH... If I have to hear one more asshole child say "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU THE GRINCH!? ARE YOU THE GRINCH!?", **THIRD DEGREE MURDER, BITCH**. I HAVE IT LOCKED AND LOADED."*
―Knollad and The Grinch[src]

The Grinch got himself a miserable job at a Walmart checkout. While working there, The Grinch crossed paths with an Old Lady, who turned out to be a very difficult customer to deal with. The Grinch desperately begged the Old Lady to leave the counter, but she continued to harass The Grinch, until Knollad killed her with a gun. *The Incredible Crew* then proceeded to the checkout, where Knollad became surprised to learn that The Grinch was working there. Upset, The Grinch threatened to commit third degree murder if he had to hear one more person ask if he was The Grinch. Santa's Little Helper then urged The Grinch to hurry up so they could save Christmas, but The Grinch recommended the group purchased a calendar, saying it was July.

When Jack Jabolon revealed to The Grinch that they were trying to deliver late Christmas presents, The Grinch still refused to help the crew out. Knollad believed The Grinch didn't want to help because he hated Christmas, but The Grinch told *The Incredible Crew* that he loved Christmas, but despised the Summer, which was why he wasn't eager to help the group save Christmas in July. When Hunter J. Restless tried to convince The Grinch that Summer was awesome, The Grinch got so mad, to the point that he blasted into outer space so he could take out Summer's source, the hot boiling sun.

Refusing to let The Grinch destroy the sun, Knollad battled him in outer space. The two utilized massive amounts of cosmic energy in their battle, but the battle paused when The Grinch realized that Knollad had washed off all the oil that was on his body, meaning he had to put more on in order to keep his one ballsack from sticking to his thighs. When Knollad suggested The Grinch tried wearing sweat-resistant clothing and shaving, The Grinch began to tell Knollad his sob story on how he lost one of his ballsacks while stealing Christmas. Continuing to tell Knollad his story, The Grinch was suddenly cut in half by a portal that Doctor Strange created, in order to teleport to the scene of the madness.

## Relationships

### Enemies

* Old Lady † - Customer
* *The Incredible Crew* - Customers and Situational Enemies
	+ Knollad - Attempted Victim and Attempted Killer
	+ Jack Jabolon
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Hunter J. Restless
	+ Michael Divine
* Santa's Little Helper
* Doctor Strange - Accidental Killer

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I* (Indirectly Mentioned)
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*

## References

1. ↑ *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*