Meeting Bessie

This is how Meeting Bessie goes in Mac Grimborn's Adventures of Cars.

[Then the screen shows Bessie, with Doc beside her]

Mac Grimborn: Whoa. What is this?

Doc Hudson: This here is Bessie, finest road paving machine ever built. [to McQueen] I'm hereby sentencing you to community service. You're gonna fix the road under my supervision.

Lightning McQueen: What?! This place is crazy!

Mater: [whispers to Mac and McQueen] Hey, I know that this may be a bad time right now, but, uh, you all owe me $32,000 in legal fees.

Lightning McQueen: What?!

Mac Grimborn: Sounds expensive.

Doc Hudson: So we're gonna hitch you up to sweet Bessie, and you're gonna pull her nice. You've gotta do it all by yourself. And besides, your friend did nothing wrong last night. [to Mac] So you can just relax and hang around town.

Mac Grimborn: Thanks.

Lightning McQueen: You've gotta be kidding me.

Doc Hudson: You start there where the road begins. [drives to the road away from the traffic court] You finish down there where the road ends.

[Mac and Mater walk to the road that has a long swirly crack while McQueen follow him with the parking boot]

Mater: Holy shoot!

Mac Grimborn: [clears his throat] Just out of curiosity, how long will this take for him?

Doc Hudson: Well, fella does it right, should take him about five days.

Mac Grimborn: Five days, huh? This still gives me time to capture Gasket and his associates. If I were McQueen, I'd quit yapping and start working.

Doc Hudson: Exactly what I had in mind. Perhaps one of your aliens can hook him up, kid?

Mac Grimborn: Hm. Okay, I've got it. [hits Ultimatrix]

[Mac transforms into Big Chill]

Big Chill: Time to hook him up, Mater.

Mater: Okay-dokey.

[Mater and Big Chill get McQueen's parking boot off and he zooms away]

Lightning McQueen: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!

[Doc and Big Chill look at Mater]

Mater: Maybe I should've, uh, hooked him up to Bessie, and then, uh, then took the boot off.

Doc Hudson: Well, guess it's up to you, kid.

Big Chill: I'm on it. [hits Ultimatrix]

[Big Chill transforms into Ultimate Big Chill and flies off]

Doc Hudson: What do you think was that he's wearing?

Mater: Not sure, but I, uh, intend to find out.

Lightning McQueen: WHOO HOO! Goodbye, Radiator Springs! And goodbye, Bessie! California, here I come! Yes! Oh, feel the wind! Yeah!

[As Ultimate Big Chill chases him, we hear a sputtering noise]

Lightning McQueen: What? No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Outta gas? How could I be outta gas?

Ultimate Big Chill: Hey, Sheriff, Sally.

Sheriff: [chuckles] You're pretty good, for an alien-shape shifting human from another world.

Ultimate Big Chill: So, how did you pull this stunt?

Sally Carrera: We syphoned his gas while he as passed out.

[Ultimate Big Chill converts back to Mac]

[Later]

Sheriff: Gentlemen.

Sarge: Sheriff.

Fillmore: Hey, Sheriff.

[Then we see Luigi and Guido arguing about tires]

Luigi: Why are the tires here?

Guido: [speaking Italian] Sono sempre stati qui.

Luigi: They were better where they were before.

Guido: Stai sempre a parlare.

Luigi: Guido!

Lizzie: [to Red] Red, can you move over? I'm taking a look on that handsome human.

[While Lizzie was talking, Red stops watering. Then we see McQueen pulling Bessie slowly. Then Mater and Mac are beside him]

Mater: You know fellas, I used to be a purty good listener.

Mac Grimborn: I heard that Doc can fix anything.

Flo: That's why we made him the judge.

Ramone: Hey, man, I've always wondered, what's that thing your wearing?

Mac Grimborn: It's my Ultimatrix. Something I recovered from Vilgax and Trakeena. It lets me transform into any different aliens. It also turns them into Ultimates.

[He shows it]

Sarge: Amazing.

Flo: Sweet.

Ramone: Awesome.

Fillmore: Whoa.

Lizzie: What in tarnation?

Sheriff: That's amazing.

Mater: Dadgum!

Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!

[Then we see the Power Chamber. Then it cuts inside]

Karone: Where is he?

Zordon: He will return, Karone.

Elgar: He's been gone all day.

Kendrix Morgan: He's not in his quarters.

Ecliptor: What do you mean? [checks Mac's quarters]

Kendrix Morgan: Ecliptor!

Porto: Where is he?

Karone: What is taking him so long?

Elgar: What do I look like, his mother?

[Porto looks at Elgar]

Elgar: Hey, don't answer that!

Ecliptor: I'm sure he'll come back.

Zordon: He will, Ecliptor. He will.