Ancient Egypt/Dialogue

## Ancient Egypt - Day 1

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: Welcome to Ancient Egypt!

Penny: Please wait 4500 years for your taco to be ready... more or less.

Crazy Dave: That doesn't smell right.

Crazy Dave: I'm sure my taco is around here somewhere, but in the meantime...

Crazy Dave: These plants were made for plantin'.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

*(After the player completes the level and receive the Cabbage-pult and Map of time space-ness)*

Crazy Dave: Good news! Penny found a map to my taco!

Penny: No, that is a time-space map to the worlds we could explore.

Crazy Dave: Mummies and pirates and cowboys, oh my!

Penny: We should be able to find some way to access the other worlds.

Penny: For now, we're ready to press on in Ancient Egypt!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 1)

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Now this looks like the map to my taco!

Penny: To be precise this is a world map where we can find plants that can help us and...

Crazy Dave: ...

Penny: User Dave, there are more important things at hand than...

Crazy Dave: Let's go get my taco!

Penny: ...

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 2

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Those plants look hungry.

Crazy Dave: If only there was something that you could feed them...

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Plant Food is packed with vitamins and minerals.

Penny: It's an essential part of a complete breakfast.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

*(After the plant food tutorial)*

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: I wonder if Plant Food works on other types of plants?

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

*(After completing the level and getting a Key)*

*(Crazy Dave Appears)*

Crazy Dave: Whoa! What's that?

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: It appears to be a key, user Dave. Perhaps there's a use we can find for it later...

Crazy Dave: Are you saying it could be the key to our success?

Penny: ...

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 3

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: No need for sun. Plants are coming via special delivery.

*(Penny leaves)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 3)

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: You know what would be helpful?

Crazy Dave: A place where you can read about plants and zombies!

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: You mean like the interactive Suburban Almanac?

Crazy Dave: Nah, that would never work.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 4

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: If you need to use plant food when there is none, you can buy some with coins.

Crazy Dave: Just tap on that doohickey down there and you're in business!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 4)

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hey! You found my car keys!

Crazy Dave: Now I can finally reopen my old shop, where I sell plenty of Twiddiedinkies! Come on, I'll show you!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

* *For a continuation of this dialogue, see Shop/Dialogue.*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 5

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: This will be the first last stand. There will be more lasts to come.

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 5)

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: That key you found earlier can be used to unlock this Key Gate.

Penny: Each Key Gate takes a certain amount of keys to unlock, and leads to more levels, and sometimes even new plants!

Penny: So try and collect as many keys as you can.

*(Penny leaves)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 6)

*(Travel Log appears)*

Travel Log: Greetings radical dudes!

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Woah! Are you some far-out dude who can help me find my taco?

Travel Log: You got it, dude. I'm here haulin' some pretty bodacious upgrades.

Crazy Dave: Sweet! Hand them on over!

Travel Log: Woah, not so fast dude. Getting these upgrades isn't so easy. You gotta prove to me that you've earned 'em. You gotta commit some serious zombie genocide.

Crazy Dave: Say what?

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: What I believe our new friend is saying User Dave, is that in order to obtain said "bodacious upgrades", we'll need to defeat a certain amount of zombies for each one.

Travel Log: That talking DeLorean is indeed correct, bro!

Travel Log: Just defeat however many zombies I ask you to, and I'll give you an upgrade!

Travel Log: And, I'll give you new upgrades every time I meet up with you in a world!

Crazy Dave: Wowzers! Let's get killing!

*(Travel Log, Crazy Dave, and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 8

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Greetings Temporal Commuters, it is I, Dr. Edgar George Zomboss. Leader of the zombies you have been facing.

Dr. Zomboss: Special couriers have been dispatched to retrieve your brains.

Dr. Zomboss: Please have your release forms signed before their arrival.

Dr. Zomboss: Regards, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Cool, that Mr. Boss guy wants your autograph!

Penny: This can't be good.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 8)

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Hey Penny! I found some sort of timey-wimey key inside that treasure chest!

Penny: This will be useful for traveling to other times.

Crazy Dave: Yeah! Time to try the Taco Map!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 9

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Oh good. There are no zombies here.

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: False. They're using camouflage.

Crazy Dave: You mean they're using... camel-flage.

Penny: ...

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 10)

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hey neighbor! I've got something really cool to show you over at my shop.

Crazy Dave: Why don't you come check it out?

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

* *To see a continuation of this dialogue, see Shop/Dialogue.*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 11

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: This level is a locked coordinate in time.

Penny: You must take these plants to win.

Penny: Otherwise, you risk distorting reality.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Never distort reality! You'll pull something.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 14

*(After the player completes the level and receives the Note)*

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: My Gügle translator indicates the zombies have a plan.

Crazy Dave: Is that a brain grill?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 15

*(After beating the level, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: That was the last mummy.

Crazy Dave: That's a WRAP!!!! HAHAHAHAH!

Penny: According to my gauges...

Penny: User Dave has been waiting to use that joke since we got here.

Crazy Dave: Do you know what's better than a wrap? A Taco. Let's go!

Penny: Hold on User Dave. My sensors indicate that there is still something here that may need to be dealt with. The taco may have to wait.

Crazy Dave: Aww... I wanted to leave as soon as possible, my taco's out there, alone! Cold! And probably hungry!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt - Day 16

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Have you ever wondered why your neighbor David hungers so?

Dr. Zomboss: What secret ingredient in the taco would drive his desire?

Dr. Zomboss: Could it be that he needs your brains as much as we do?

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Wha-?! No way. I would never eat a brain taco!

Crazy Dave: But, I don't remember what was in it...

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

*(After the player defeats the Zombot Sphinx-inator and receives the Ancient Egypt Trophy, Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Wait a minute!

Crazy Dave: There was never any meat in that taco.

Crazy Dave: I still have Tofunky in my beard to prove it!

*(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Well, that just leaves more brains for us... later.

Dr. Zomboss: I'll find you again, in another where and another when!

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

## Last Stand I

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Is this Last Stand?

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: No, it's First Sit.

Penny: That's sarcasm.

Crazy Dave: I love sitting, but now is not the time! Let's get crazy.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Last Stand III

*(After beating the level, Penny appears)*

Penny: I hope that those pharaohs had some heirs.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: I guess that was their last stand too.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Mummy Memory I

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: There's a brand new symbol to match. It's a bucket.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Let's kick it.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Mummy Memory II

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Match the symbols and win a prize!

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: What's the prize?

Crazy Dave: I don't know. I'm Crazy!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Mummy Memory III

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: What's the new symbol?

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: I don't know. Feelin' lucky?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Locked and Loaded II

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Can't we build a modern fence to stop these ancient zombies?

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Who needs fences when you have offense?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Locked and Loaded III

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: The family that pults together...

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Are friends indeed.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds I

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: There's a plant call on the banana phone. It's an S.O.S.!

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: They'll be sitting plants if we don't help. Let's take that root and save them!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds II

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: My sensors have detected plants in danger.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Who will save the plants? WHO?!??

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds III

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: There's too many tombs. Let's clear them out.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave (Surprised): I'm hyperventilating I'm so excited right now.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After Completing Day 16

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: User Dave, my sensors detect some sort of... Hidden level.

Penny: It doesn't show up on the map, but perhaps we can find it if we... Poke around a bit.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: But it's not polite to poke!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Ancient Egypt Map (After finding Day X)

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Eureka! We have discovered Day X!

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: X-cellent!

Penny: According to my readings, this level will prove to be much harder than the others we've faced so far.

Penny: However, it appears a new plant is the reward for completing it!

Crazy Dave: A new plant? Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Penny: Perhaps other worlds have these hidden levels too... Let's keep our eyes peeled whenever we complete a world.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pyramid of Doom

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Pyramid of Doom!

Crazy Dave: It's just like a regular pyramid, but... you know... doomier.

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*