Get Your Hump On This Christmas

**Get Your Hump On This Christmas** is a Christmas song sung by The Brown-Tubbs Family and Earth, Wind, & Fire. It was exclusively released on iTunes.

## Lyrics

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Oh, hey, y'all. Anybody else takin' note of what's goin' on on my favorite holiday?

**Cleveland**: *Christmas has been bastardized.*

*Mass-marketed, commercialized,*

*Overly-politicized.*

*They're puttin' a funk on Christmas.*

*What happened to the simple bliss,*

*That's gotten lost in all of this?*

*Guess I'll give my girl a kiss,*

*And try to get some this Christmas.*

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Love,*

*Peace, joy.*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

**Cleveland/Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Funkin' it up on Christmas.*

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Love,*

*Oh yeah,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

*See if your wife will-a hump this Christmas.*

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Christmas relations. Hey, baby, come here!

**Donna (Speaking)**: What?

**Cleveland**: *I'm grateful for so much this year,*

*Like health and faith and yuletide cheer,*

*And, most of all, my wife's big rear!*

**Cleveland/Earth, Wind & Fire**: *I'm gettin' me some this Christmas.*

**Cleveland**: *Let's get unwrappin' presents done,*

*Slip away from everyone,*

*Close the door and have some fun.*

**Donna (Speaking)**: You ain't gettin' none this Christmas.

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Love,*

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Oh, yeah, we'll see.

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Peace, joy,*

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Maybe I planned ahead.

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Beautiful Christmas.*

*Funkin' it up on Christmas.*

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Maybe this ain't my first Christmas.

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Love,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

*Getting your hump on Christmas.*

**Cleveland**: *A wise man knows he holds the key,*

*To unlock that sweet booty.*

*That's why I bought her jewelery.*

**Donna (Speaking)**: You ARE gettin' some this Christmas!

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Hooray! Merry Christmas, honey!

**Donna (Speaking)**: Oh, it's beautiful!

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: So are you.

**Donna (Speaking)**: I don't know what to say!

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: You don't have to say anything.

**Donna (Speaking)**: Oh, but I will.

**Donna**:

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Love,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

*Funkin' it up on Christmas.*

*Love,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

*Get your hump on this Christmas.*

*Love,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

*Funkin' it up on Christmas.*

*Love,*

*Oh yeah,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful Christmas.*

*Some holiday funk this Christmas.*

**Cleveland/Donna (Speaking)**: (Giggles)

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Come on over here, would you?

**Donna (Speaking)**: You're so sweet, baby!

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: I love you.

**Donna (Speaking)**: Me, too.

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: No silent night in this house tonight.

**Donna (Speaking)**: Cleveland! I love you.

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: I can tell! This is the best Christmas ever! Oh! OH!!!

**Rallo (Speaking)**: Looks like mom and Cleveland are gettin' it on. That means I'm takin' over.

**Rallo**: *The meaning of Christmas is clear.*

*When it's around this time of year,*

*It ain't 'bout gifts or drinkin' beer.*

*It's makin' some sex up a lady's rear.*

**Roberta (Speaking)**: Well, about that.

**Roberta**: *Yeah, sex is good and sex is great.*

*But if you'd rather masturbate,*

*Don't get me gifts or diamond rings,*

*And I won't touch yo' dingaling.*

**Federline (Speaking)**: Aw, but I want sex, 'Berta.

**Roberta (Speaking)**: Then buy me some fancy-ass gifts.

**Roberta**: *Or you won't get none this Christmas.*

**Federline (Speaking)**: Oh, damn!

**Roberta (Speaking)**: Wrap it up before you wrap it up.

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Love,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

*Funkin' it up on Christmas.*

**Roberta (Speaking)**: But really. Do wrap it up, boys.

**Roberta**: *Practice safe sex this Christmas.*

**Junior**: *Christmas is the time of year,*

*To spread some love and spread some cheer.*

*But it's not just 'bout gifts, you see.*

*It's spending time with family!*

**Junior (Speaking)**: Tee hee hee hee. Merry Christmas everyone!

**Rallo (Speaking)**: Uh, ... what?

**Roberta (Speaking)**: Nevermind him. Let's just finish this damn thing. The recond company wanted this thing sent in like, yesterday.

**Rallo (Speaking)**: A'ight, then. Earth, Wind, & Fire. Help us end this?

**Earth, Wind & Fire**: *Love,*

*Peace, joy,*

*Beautiful,*

*Christmas.*

*Funkin' it up on Christmas.*

**Rallo**: *So if I got one thing to say,*

**Roberta**: *It's that we all must find a way*

**Junior**: *To focus on the holiday,*

**Rallo/Roberta/Junior**: *And try to get some this Christmas!*

**Junior (Speaking)**: Some candy, that is. Tee hee hee.

**Roberta (Speaking)**: Junior, you dope. He's talkin' 'bout sex.

**Junior (Speaking)**: What!?

**Roberta (Speaking)**: Because it feels good!

**Rallo (Speaking)**: Oh yeah.

**Junior (Speaking)**: Oh, I get it!

**Junior**: *Let's all fuck some bitches this Christmas!*

**Cleveland (Speaking)**: Merry Christmas, everybody!