Kingdom of Fantasy III

## Chapter 1

As the heroes were figuring out what to do they heard a laugh. “Ehehehehehehee!” the mysterious voice said. “Oh no, not him.” The Knight said. “Who?” Lawrence asked. “The old court jester, he was locked away for trying to overthrow the old king. Put in a magic proof cell, the bomb must have broken the bars.” The knight said. “Sounds like fun.” “Very funny dave.” The knight said, just then, a Jester teleported into the area. “Greetings one and all, I the powerful court Jester Jokie!, or Just Jokie the Jester YOU CHOOSE! HAHAHAHA!” Jokie said. He wore an average court jester uniform, he had a very high pitched voice. “High, Jokie,” said the Knight. “Aw well if it isn’t Darold the Knight.” Jokie said. “Don’t say my name.” “Darold is your name, wow.” Lawrence said. “Oh yes, he tried to tell jokes, but they were lame.” Jokie said. “You were almost the same.” Darold said. “At least the king appreciated me.” Jokie said. Lawrence shot jokie. Jokie caught the bullet with a baseball glove, jokie somehow was wearing a baseball uniform without leaving the vicinity, “Dododo dodooo!” Jokie said as he threw the bullet back at lawrence. Then he teleported away. “He should’ve taken some damage.” Lawrence said. “Not really.” Darold said, “He can be beheaded, cut, sliced, shot, but not dead. Well there is a way, I think. It should be-” his mouth couldn’t move. “Ababat, no telling my weakness.” Jokie said. “Oh, and never make me frown. It won’t be a happy ending for you if you make me frown.” he said with a serious face. “Ciao” Jokie said as he teleported away. “Great, an invulnerable jester that should be burning in hell.”  Dave said. He was, but the devil got so annoyed with him he kicked him out.” Darold said. “Oh great, annoying AND powerful. Goodie.” Lawrence said.

## Chapter 2

“What are we going to do now with a lunatic on our nightmare list?” Dave asked. “Wait, why was he thrown in a magic proof jail?” Lawrence asked. “Well, he was not always like this, he once was a normal Jester, until one day, he roamed far to places he shouldn’t be, and found, ***Nathale’s crystal***, then a strange figure appeared and told him strange things, then Jokie was saying things like, “The creator” or, “we are in a book,” and Jokie always from then tried to overthrow the king, saying “***He Will Come***'' and stuff like that.” Darold said. Soon the heroes decided to attack Jokie. “Just watch, he is pretty powerful, worse than the king and General.”  Darold said. “You know Jokie well, is it possible that he could be vulnerable to things?” Lawrence asked. “Well, Jokie has a lighter heart than the other two villains we faced, so maybe if we get to the soft spot we could take him out.” Darold said. “What about if he frowns?” Dave asked. “I, don’t, know. I never really saw a time when he frowned.” Darold said. “Oh boy.” Dave said without confidence.

Jokie was sitting out at the other end of the lake wondering what he should use as a fortress. “Hmm, Ah, The house of cards.” Jokie said laughing. He snapped his finger and an entire fortress appeared in under a second, it was in the shape of a card castle, (you know those hard things to make.) with a large Club, Diamond, Heart, and Spade on the top. Since he was a jester he controlled all the cards. “Ah yes, just for me.” Jokie said.

“Uh oh.” Dave said pointing out at the card castle. “Oh boy.” Darold said. “He is very good at using Clubs, Hearts, Diamonds, and Spades as weapons.” “Oh boy.” Dave said. As the heroes decide to cross the lake of power (That is the lake's name, it gives some magical power to the kingdom, the kingdom of Fantasy is the only kingdom with magic, which is the reason why this kingdom is the main attack spot.) when the heroes made it across the lake, when they made it there they found two diamond guards, they were human like, and they had magic, usually they used attacks that had something to do with diamonds. The heroes made their way up, the next type of guards are hearts, apparently, they can regenerate health because, you know, hearts. The heroes had a bit more problem with them. “What's next?” Asked lawrence. Dave was somewhat better at playing cards. “Clubs, Spades would be last because they are too strong.” Dave said.

## Chapter 3

As the heroes were climbing the tower, the jack (Jokie calls the first commander the jack.) was seeing the problem. “Uh, sir, jest- whatever, the heroes are climbing fast.” the Jack said. “No duh, I know.” Jokie said. “Y- yo- you do?” “Yes, and I’m waiting for them, they will be no match for my Ace.” “Ace?” “Yes, my ace, the strongest card in the deck, Diamond, Heart, Club, and the Ace, Of, Spades.” Jokie started to laugh evilly.

The heroes were just about to make it until the spades appeared. They were hard to fight, but soon they made it. “Well well well.” “How?” “I wasn’t at the fortress when it exploded, DUH!” The jack said. “Oh great, the commander is here, yaay.” Dave said unimpressed. “Spades, ATTACK!” the jack said the spades were much stronger than the other spades, “oh he actually is good at commanding.” Dave said, but then the heroes took out the spades. “No need, I'm already heading out. Goodbye, I surrender.” the Jack headed off. “Easy.” “NOT SO FAST!” Jokie said. “You made it far, but the aces will destroy you. Tata, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!” Jokie says, laughing away. The heroes destroy the first three, until, the Ace of spades appeared. “Oh boy.” Lawrence said, “Oh boy indeed.” Dave said. The ace fired his moves, Dave hit the ace, the ace took little damage, the ace threw a bunch of spades at Dave, Darold came back with his armor, Darold struck the ace, the ace struck back, soon, the ace was defeated.

Jokie new, he new the heroes would defeat the ace. So he came with a backup plan.

## Chapter 4

### The fun house

When the heroes got to the throne of Card Castle. Jokie wasn’t there. “Where is he?” Dave asked. “I think he is not here.” “NO DUH!” Dave screamed at lawrence. “Wait, oh.” Darold said disappointed. It was a fun house, when the heroes made it into the fun house, there were mirrors that made them look different, there were jack in the boxes attacking, there were lots of things. Soon, after an hour of tracking through the fun house, they found a hat, a jester hat, laughing began. The hat flew in the sky spinning, then, Jokie appeared.

“So, you made it, I knew you would, LET'S PLAY!” Jokie said laughing. Jokie threw a bunch of spades at Darold, Jokie was multiplying himself while throwing spades, clubs, diamonds, and hearts. Jokie was unstoppable. “He can’t be beat.” Lawrence said. “He can, his hat can make him vulnerable.” Darold said. Dave blasted Jokie's hat, Jokie was shocked, he got hit multiple times, soon, Jokie then frowned. “You, Never, Make, Me, F R O W N!” Jokie then went fast attacking, he was throwing spades EVERYWHERE! Soon the heroes beat jokie. “Soon ***He*** will arise from the darkest areas of the void.” Jokie said as he was launched, the city was celebrating another victory.

The king was exploring the vault of dangerous things, when he found, ***Nathale’s crystal***, the king then chanted words, then. A ***Figure*** appeared, “Oh mighty dark one, what is your bidding.” The king asked. “I am looking for a way to escape, and I might want help getting me out.” the figure said. He had white eyes and a black shadowy body. “But soon, King. hahahahaha”

***To be continued. . .***