All I Ask of You/Quotes

## Quotes

**Evanora**: Who are you?

**Maui**: My name is Maui. (*invites himself in*) Demi-god of the wind and sea.

**Evanora**: You have absolutely *no* idea how little I care. Get out of my house.

**Maui**: Oh, I think you will care. Now, I'm new around here, but I did some digging around, and I found that you and I have something in common. A particular abhorrence towards somebody who wronged both of us.

**Evanora**: And I'm supposed to believe that you, a complete stranger, want to affiliate with me in a revenge plot *right after* a group of dreadful wenches from my past visit for a favor? I'm not stupid. I know you're in league with them.

**Maui**: Quite the contrary, Miss *Evanora*. Because I couldn't agree with you more when you call the Wicked Witch of the West "dreadful".

**Zelena**: (*about moving sleeping Princess Ozma to the Royal Castle*) She'll be safe here. No one could find her in this maze of a castle.

**Glinda the Good Witch of the South**: Thanks again for doing this, Zelena.

**Zelena**: That's quite all right. But what now?

**Dorothy Gale**: According to Evanora, all we have to do is find Sherlock Holmes to wake Ozma up.

**Glinda the Good Witch of the South**: I'd wager that the hardest part is over. Finding Sherlock will be a walk in the park.

**Zelena**: Hopefully he hasn't gone off and done a foolish thing like *die* on us.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Aunt Regina.

**Regina Mills**: Robin. What's up?

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: I, uh, need to talk. Kinda having struggles with my mother and my fiancée.

**Regina Mills**: Oh. I had no idea, I'm sorry.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Hey, you're the Queen of the fricking United Realms. You got a lot on your plate.

**Regina Mills**: So what's happening with you and Zelena?

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: You know that's not the woman who raised me. I know it's difficult, and complicated, but I have been trying my best to let her get to know me, and yet I've made no progress. And honestly, that's on her. She wants nothing to do with me. Has she said anything to you?

**Regina Mills**: Honestly, no. Now that you mention it, she hasn't actually spoken about you at all. She's been tossed into a new environment where her daughter is a completely different person, and she's also grappling with self-forgiveness. Not to mention the forgiveness of everyone in this world that knew her as the Wicked Witch.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: I know. But I've just been trying so hard.

**Regina Mills**: It's okay, Robin. I'll mention something to her. And what about Alice has you down?

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: I'm trying to help her too. She's still in a really dark place regarding Gothel. She can't even bring herself to think about the word "mother".

**Regina Mills**: If there's anyone who had a complicated relationship with their mother, it was me. Your grandmother was, how do I put this? Certainly a worse mother for most of her life than Zelena has been. So trust me, if you want me to help Alice, I will.

**Evanora**: Hey!

**Phantom of the Opera**: (*startled*) Who the hell dares speak to me?!

**Evanora**: I knew it. You *are* real. The Phantom of the Opera.

**Phantom of the Opera**: Yes, I am the Phantom. Do I frighten you?

**Evanora**: Not at all. I'm tougher than I look.

**Phantom of the Opera**: You're the leading soprano. What do you want from me?

**Evanora**: If you know who I am, I think you know why I'm here. The stagehand, Joseph. You killed him. Didn't you?

**Phantom of the Opera**: Get out.

**Evanora**: Answer me, demon. He was my friend. Why did you kill him?

**Phantom of the Opera**: If you don't leave, then I must teach you a lesson. I hope you were planning on spending the night here in the attic, because that's what you're doing. (*locks her in the attic*)

**Alice Jones**: How do you do it, Papa? You've been alive for centuries and yet have never wielded magic for yourself.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: What's magic got to do with anything?

**Alice Jones**: I have magic in my blood. But I don't want to use it. But I'm also the only one in the United Realms Royal Association without it.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: You feel left out?

**Alice Jones**: Maybe a little. Robin said my mind is just as powerful, but -

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: She's right, Starfish. If you wish not to use magic, you don't have to. You're already doing a lot better than I was in my past. I had to survive with dozens of enemies targeting me at all times. You are the most creative person I know. You can find your own strengths in that.

**Alice Jones**: Thank you, Papa. You're right. There's nothing wrong with being unique.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: That being said, my sword here got me through a lot of tough times. It's yours if you want.

**Evanora**: I find it hard to believe nobody's caught you. That's twice I have, now.

**Phantom of the Opera**: You still seek answers? Even after I locked you in the attic?

**Evanora**: Were you... practicing magic?

**Phantom of the Opera**: Stay away from me.

**Evanora**: Or what? You'll lock me up again? You'll kill me and give me the satisfaction of reuniting with Joseph? I can see you don't know much about magic.

**Phantom of the Opera**: What the hell do *you* know about magic?

**Evanora**: More than you. I come from a place far away, over the rainbow. I have a deal to discuss, Phanton.

**Phantom of the Opera**: No.

**Evanora**: Why go through all the trouble of trying to teach yourself magic when *I* can teach you? I was pretty good.

**Phantom of the Opera**: Why?

**Evanora**: Information. You tell me why the hell you killed Joseph, and in exchange, you end the night a sorcerer.

**Phantom of the Opera**: You lie.

**Evanora**: Why would I claim to practice magic in a world where magic is berated?

**Phantom of the Opera**: Very well. I disposed of the stagehand because we had a history. He didn't deserve to live or work after what he did to me. He saw what lied beneath the mask. He knew me, before I was the Phantom.

**Evanora**: What did he do?

**Phantom of the Opera**: Humiliated me. Degraded me for my face.

**Evanora**: You're insane. I don't buy it. Any of it. You're just a lonely beast trying to create a fabrication so I will complete our deal.

**Phantom of the Opera**: He was the beast. You know nothing.

**Evanora**: Goodbye, Phantom.

(*Evanora and Maui kidnap Sherlock Holmes*)

**Maui**: Who the hell is this? What relevance is he to our plan?

**Evanora**: His name is Sherlock Holmes. Greatest detective in all the realms. Unfortunately for him, I'd wager that he's no match for a witch and a demi-god.

**Maui**: What does he have to Zelena?

**Evanora**: You really need to keep up with what's going on around here. Right now, Zelena and her insufferable friends are searching for Mr. Holmes. They need to find him to clean up after a crime she once committed. She placed his girlfriend under a Sleeping Curse.

**Maui**: They need him to wake her up.

**Evanora**: Indeed. Also doubles as a good opportunity for me to catch up with the sleuth.

**Maui**: You know him?

**Evanora**: I do.

**Maui**: Now it's my turn for the apathy.

**Evanora**: Pardon?

**Maui**: I care not for your connection to the detective. I thought you and I were going to find some way to cultivate our magic and bless Zelena with the most painful and excruciating death in history. If *that* isn't your plan, our partnership is over.

**Evanora**: (*removes the Phantom's mask*) You... You're deformed...

**Phantom of the Opera**: You will pay for that!

**Evanora**: It makes sense. You were shunned for your face, refused by this society... You became the Phantom for revenge.

**Phantom of the Opera**: I told you that. You chose not to trust me.

**Evanora**: I... I'm sorry.

**Phantom of the Opera**: My real name is Erik. My mother abandoned me when I was a baby, because... I was too ugly for her. My father never even knew I existed. I hope it stays that way.

**Evanora**: You never even had a real mother.

**Phantom of the Opera**: I was very young when I was dragged into local freak shows. But I stayed there for a very long time. The kindest interactions I had, was being told I wasn't good enough. And being taunted for my face.

**Evanora**: Those were kind?

**Phantom of the Opera**: Compared to the other things bullies did? Yes. It all changed when one man - Ledoux - came through town protesting against freak shows. He was the first person in my entire life who believed in me. Who treated me like a human being. You are the second. After I met him, I tried my luck getting a job here.

**Evanora**: That's when you met Joseph.

**Phantom of the Opera**: He embarrassed me in front of everyone. Thwarted the already tiny chance I had at finding a job I was passionate about. I may not have been hired... but I never left the building. I became the Phantom of the Opera. I wanted to make him pay. And every single rotten soul who believed I wasn't good enough. Eventually, when I was satisfied with what I'd done, I was going to burn the building down. Make it hell for everyone else, so they could feel the pain *I* felt.

**Regina Mills**: Hey sis. How was your day?

**Zelena**: My day? Stressful! I've been helping Dorothy, Ruby and Glinda look for Sherlock Holmes.

**Regina Mills**: You're sleuthing to find the world's greatest sleuth? Why

**Zelena**: Long story, but I've got research to do.

**Regina Mills**: Actually, I was hoping to speak with you about something important.

**Zelena**: What's that?

**Regina Mills**: Look. I know you're sort of a fish out of water here. You come from a different timeline than all of us. And maybe this quest to find Sherlock Holmes is some sort of excuse to avoid the truth.

**Zelena**: Have you been talking to the cricket? Sounds like you're psychoanalyzing me. You're my sister, not my therapist.

**Regina Mills**: I just wanted to talk to you about Robin. She's been concerned. She misses her mother.

(*Robin is revealed to be eavesdropping*)

**Zelena**: I didn't raise her, though. Look, you know how much I love my daughter. And I'm proud of the woman I see that she's become. But I don't know her. Barely a few months ago I was taking a five year-old to daycare. Now suddenly my daughter is two decades older and I know absolutely nothing about *anyone* around me. But you know what I *do* understand?

**Regina Mills**: What?

**Zelena**: That I have to make it up to Dorothy and Glinda after screwing their lives up and forgetting about them. I need to help them. I need closure there.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: (*to herself*) She doesn't care about me...

**Lucy Mills**: Robin, there you are. I kinda need your help with something. Are... Are you alright?

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: No. I'm not really in the mood right now, Lucy.

**Lucy Mills**: I'm kinda desperate. It's about school. All I ask of you is to give me some advice.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Ask someone else.