100 Things Ayaka Can't Do

## 100 Things Ayaka Can't Do (written in her POV)

1. I cannot hide Miku's coat rack in the trees.

2. Miku will hit me with her coat rack.

3. But only if she finds it...

4. I cannot steal any candy from Kaede, even if it is sour candy and she doesn't like it.

5. She will make that cute frowny face and guiltrip me into giving it back.

6. And it will work.

7. I cannot try to pull Kagami out of the lavender field using long objects.

8. See #2.

9. I cannot scare Kasumi by suddenly going into the splits.

10. Even though it's fun.

11. I cannot call Akito 'Akitoes', 'Akitoaster', or any names similar to them.

12. See #10.

13. I cannot suddenly hug Saori from behind.

14. She will get scared.

15. And I don't like that.

16. I will not eat MEIKO's food unless she says so.

17. If I do, she will be sad.

18. See #15.

19. Also, if MEIKO is sad, see #2.

20. I cannot make any sad Nagisa edits from her solo career days anymore.

21. I cannot yell at people from across the hallways.

22. Especially if Saori is with me.

23. She will be embarrassed.

24. See #15.

25. Also, if the person I am yelling at is Akira, she will yell back even louder.

26. It will progressively get louder until everyone is screaming at us to stop.

27. I will be embarrassed.

28. I cannot joke about my family issues.

29. I cannot say everything that is on my mind.

30. A lot of thoughts go through my mind.

31. What if I say something weird?

32. See #27.

33. I will not be involved in any more prank wars.

34. See #10.

35. The Class 1-C prank war went insanely, horrifically wrong, and I went a bit crazy.

36. It's not my fault, though.

37. I had to defend my HONOUR.

38. I cannot desperately simp under Ena's posts.

39. Examples of what not to do include: "ENA HAVE MY BABIES" and "You're so hot, you're burning my screen. No seriously, my fingers are on fire as I'm typing this. Please send help."

40. These are things that I have actually commented under her posts.

41. I need help.

42. And not just because my fingers are on (fake) fire.

43. Wait, fire? What does fire do? It burns. What's one of our original songs? Burn The Sky. Whose focus song was it? MINE.

44. *No matter where you are, everyone is always connected.*

45. I cannot make any more random references to Night✧Fall.

46. I cannot scare people by talking in a low voice.

47. See #22.

48. See #10.

49. I'm pretty sure I traumatised Saori for life when she heard Kasumi's and my cover of Bacterial Contamination.

50. Even though we were awesome (and Miku too, I guess).

51. I cannot say any form of internet slang in front of Miku.

52. See #2.

53. I cannot teach Akira ballet moves because I don't know how to do ballet.

54. Even though they're convincing enough because I'm flexible.

55. Also, she will most likely fall on her face.

56. I cannot tease Luka about her Dream SEKAI outfit.

57. Even though it looks dumb, and see #10.

58. Also, see #2. Well, it *might* happen, but it might not. She probably thinks Luka looks dumb too.

59. I cannot tease Kasumi about being the baby of the group.

60. For all I know, she'll clap back at me and bring up that she tutors me.

61. Also, she's Night✧Fall's leader and I have massive respect for her.

62. But she's a tiny little bapy

63. I cannot call Nagisa "Mom".

64. She already has an adopted child.

65. I cannot be jealous of OVA Sonic.

66. I'm not jealous at all.

67. Totally.

68. I cannot make any jokes about the upcoming number.

69. ...lolzers 69

70. I cannot say or write the word lolzers.

71. I cannot spam Mizuki's Nightcord DMs when they aren't in class.

72. Which is almost every day.

73. So I cannot spam Mizuki's Nightcord DMs every day.

74. I cannot spam ANYONE's Nightcord DMs every day.

75. But I do it anyway, so screw that rule.

76. I cannot ask any of the Virtual Singers to go to other peoples' SEKAIs.

77. I've asked so many times that if I ask again, see #2.

78. When Miku hits me with her coat rack, I cannot grab it out of her hands and hit her with it.

79. She will pry it out of my hands very aggressively.

80. See #6.

81. Then, see #2.

82. See #2 again.

83. See #2 even more.

84. You get the point.

85. I cannot say balls anymore.

86. Miku says it's immature.

87. MEIKO will be disappointed.

88. And Luka will also say balls.

89. Luka is a real one for that.

90. I cannot call anyone a real one.

91. I cannot terrorise Akito with old, embarrassing photos of himself.

92. See #10.

93. He will, in turn, terrorise me with old, embarrassing photos of myself.

94. See #27.

95. I cannot pretend to be doing my work in class but actually be playing Cupcake 2048.

96. Even though school is boring and the cupcake game is fun.

97. Wait, maybe that's why I'm doing horribly in school.

98. I cannot break any of these rules.

99. If I do, Miku won't just hit me with her coat rack, she'll beat me to death with it.

100. But not if I hide her coat rack in the trees.

Signed, Ejiri Ayaka