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Apollo Nasty

The reigning riddle guy from Riddle Guy '96. He is a man with a question mark staff and sphinx-like garb to celebrate his status. He is 4 inches taller than you'd think based on his description.

He appears to mock Bellow and Dodge Duranga for their talk of pursuing the new Riddle Guy title, only for Bellow to answer his riddle capably.

He later hosts the opening ceremonies for the Riddle Guy competition, revealing Thunderlingus as the musical guest. Before the sacrifices can be made, Unwarranted Jinsica flies before the competitors. Apollo attempts to beat the others to the punch and answers her riddle with "man" before she can ask. Jinsica is immediately pissed off and devours him on the spot.
Fernando Yumbo Peters

A reporter from The Ruleshaven Herald that attends Bellow’s conference clarifying the new laws of Ruleshaven. He asks Bellow to explain why he made a rule making bullymancers into legal aunts/uncles instead of fathers/mothers instead of, say, making murder illegal. He makes his point by stabbing the neighboring reporter in the temple, which makes that reporter raise the same questions.
Devont

A small, older man who loyally serves Nicholas Montenegro in Blood Tales of Depravity. He does everything from helping Nicholas in the bathroom to fighting for his honor under the promise that he'll be turned into a vampire.

Before he is able to, he dies trying to escape an elevator the party is stuck in. Nicholas solemnly drinks from his decapitated head.

On his way out of the Yotel, Nicholas learns that the check-in clerk that he intimidated into submission is willing to become his new thrall. They reveal that their name is, coincidentally, Devontess.
Fancy Tropicalia

A man with an eyeless, mouthless pineapple for a head and Riddle Guy 69. He is voiced by Adal Rifai in the episode The Riddled Remnant.

Fancy wears all leather, namely a leather tuxedo with a leather tie. He has only a nose for facial features and stylizes the leaves on his pineapple like hair. He wears a bandolier of penises taken from his fallen comrades in their escape from the latest Riddle Guy festival. He often speaks for The Riddled Remnant but is short-tempered and sensitive about his appearance.

He and his crew threaten to kill the party when they reach them after being stranded at Riddle Guy due to their battle with SERVANT breaking the only bridge out. They challenge the party to several riddles before they feel satisfied and spare them. The groups join forces to defeat Doctor Dilemma.

## Trivia

* When Fancy won Riddle Guy, he threw nothing into the wooden sphinx. He still cried the hardest because he realized that he loved nothing. Since then, he has learned to love his fellow members of The Remnant
* He was born in The Tumultuous Keys, a series of tropical islands. They are referred to as The T Keys for short (pronounced like "tiki").
* Fancy can remove his head at will. He is seen kicking it ahead of him like a soccer ball while fleeing Doctor Dilemma.
Carl Lips

A Witch Hunter standing guard in Ottersquirt. One of the targets of Pebis' boon, he is easily distracted by a pretty face or the opportunity to join one of the order's newly designated orgy tents. His last name comes from his family being a long line of great kiissers. He happily lends Bellow some of the Witch Hunters' robes and their newly assigned chastity belts for their handsomer members.
A Classic Case of Manassas, Virginia

*A thrilling tale told in a convenient "downloadable" audio format to fit your your active lifestyle! FEATURING: -An exceedingly pleasant demon summoning.-A WEIiiirRRRdd town-HELLS SECRETS REVEALED.-An unforgettable learning experience.*

## Summary

The party gathers around a hot spring, pampering Bellow with massages, food and music. He turns into a horse and steps into the bath before Cordelia summons Cheddar into his body as an apology for binding him earlier. Cheddar is shocked by the gesture but forgives her. Cordelia produces a list of questions that he begrudgingly answers.

Cheddar was possessing a security guard when Lexicon Matters made his move to capture Polaris University. He opened a leak in Hell by his willpower alone while the power was out. Some of Hell's corruption leaked onto Cheddar, who escaped while he was infected and passed it on to Cordelia. The power fed on ambition, and the sasquatch was a natural container as an unambitious person. This Unpleasantness began to starve before it managed to jump to Frederick after Pebis’ body swapping. Cordelia pries what information she can from Cheddar before he does serious damage to Bellow. He warns that returning from Hell would likely mean going through Lexicon himself and urges her to be careful since he had never heard of anyone escaping. She finally asks him to meet them when they reach Hell before letting him go from a very sick Bellow.

The party continues, talking of their grim fate ahead of them and the news from Cheddar. They reach Manassas, Virginia, a cozy town full of relaxed people smelling of suntan lotion. They are greeted by Agrarian Pimp, the town tailor doing the job of the town greeter since they are all on vacation. They have been on permanent vacation ever since Wartortle Spone taught them about it but was then mysteriously decapitated, leading them to assume vacations never end. Bellow and his friends gradually talk them into the idea that vacations need an end to look forward to them again.

Agrarian mentions that they have seen many travelers lately, pointing out one of whom is staying there to recover. The party recognizes Moira Thousand, who will only say her name: Moira Two-Thousand. While they can’t get any answers out of her, they fear that something happened to The Soaking Valley and mean to investigate. The closest they can get out of Moira is she draws a heart in the ground before painting it blue, reminding them of their encounters with Mother.

The party prepares to leave when they find themselves in a void. Pebis summons them into a classroom and plays them a video, saying this will repay his final debt. An advertisement plays for Polaris University, now acting as a college for demons. Lexicon Matters sits in the dean’s chair, proudly running his school as the video ends. The party is rattled and decides to go investigate The Soaking Valley.

## Quotes

* *Frederick: "Take  it from a 97 yr old goblin: be prepared to die."*

## Links

https://headgum.com/rude-tales-of-magic/a-classic-case-of-manassas-virginia
Afterbirth

Part warthog, part chrome motorcycle, Afterbirth is a miserably cursed human forced to live as a mount. He is ridden by Hot Roddy in The Switchblades, helplessly used in his search for people to bully and prank. Afterbirth largely operates like a modern motorcycle, comparable to the dire dragonflies of The Trashlands. While incredibly fast, the creature itself pleads for death in his mutated state and is easily steered by a rider. Hot Roddy has the ability to summon Afterbirth from anywhere by whistling, though it requires time for him to arrive if he's far away.

Bellow speaks to him using Speak With Animals and Afterbirth immediately pleads him for help and blurts out his origin. He explains that he was once Arbold, a human who was cursed by offending Ramlin, the son of Weirmon the god of letter writing. He offended Ramlin for claiming that all things that could exist already were already created. His new form seems meant to prove him wrong.

After Roddy is caught by The Witch Hunters at Ruleshaven, he escapes and reclaims his trusty mount. Hot Roddy finds and drives The Shish Kebab Express instead, but he still keeps Afterbirth stowed in the back.
Edgica

The Edge of Madness (normally shortened to Edgica) is a magical sword with the spirit of a witch inside it. She is played by Carly Monardo in the Weird Times In Piss Harbor campaign.

While very powerful, she is effectively immobile on her own and requires a wielder to do much of anything. Merely holding Edgica saps any intelligent creature's sanity, so she spends most of her time being carried around in the mouth of a stray dog. While she has little to no control over the dog, even the animal can wield her well enough to be very dangerous in a fight. Most people who pick her up are rendered helpless in a haze of rambling hallucinations.

Edgica tends to be somewhat detached and confident in her powers, but seems to take pleasure in punishing the wicked and helping her allies. She is still concerned with the money gained from her bounties, generally using it to take care of her dog.

## Links

* Character teaser: https://twitter.com/of\_rude/status/1729183308972458226
Archipelago Mamamia

The royal calendrix that served under Nog Romansky. His duties involved tracking the time and date in The Cordelian Empire. He is mentioned near the end of the Come At The King campaign, so any following information is spoiler territory.

## Come At the King: The Final Chapter

The newly crowned emperor Smellulus answers a line of complaints and questions for the public. A messenger arrives announcing a living example of The Trolley Problem: a runaway trolley was heading towards twelve people he didn't know, and pulling a lever would redirect it towards one person he considers a brother. Smellulus assures him that the right thing to do is to save the many by dooming the few.

Sundown Samara appears to Smellulus that evening, informing him that the trolley had already run over those people by the time he got back. The messenger had already pulled the lever anyway, also killing the one man who was Archipelago. Smellulus argues with her about the urgency of the situation and whether one official was more important than several civilians. It escalates from there.

## Trivia

* As the royal timekeeper, Archipeligo's death enforces the idea that the exact date of the Cordelian empire's fall up for debate.
Gimlin

One of the Witch Hunters guarding the Forbidden Zone in the episode Boy Do We Ever Have Such Sights! He is one of the few who witness Cordelia vanishing into the woods with her sasquatch camouflage. He and Patterson share the life-changing memory.

They are named after the Patterson-Gimlin film that famously depicts footage of an alleged Bigfoot.
Dino Cautiondale

The mayor of Fort Casual. He's an older man who doesn't take care of himself and is quick to rely on self-deprecating humor. He's quite bad at it and rarely succeeds at entertaining anyone. While a bumbling leader, he seems to genuinely have his town's best interest at heart. He is prepared to pay wild sums and chop off his own arm to buy the town fresh dirt from Johnny Ketchup.

His voice and humor is a parody of Rodney Dangerfield.

Mayor Dino is later revealed to be a member of The Children of the Atmosphere, easily recognized by his voice among the hooded figures.
Beatrix Dawn

A gray-haired, aging faun, wife and mother who lives in the Teenage Woods. She is the mother of Albee and her eleven brothers and sisters. She and her husband Alfred were kidnapped by Scrum Fabulous when they refused to sell him their house. They were held prisoner by him until Albee arrived to fill them in on what’s been happening and agree to do a job for Scrum to earn their freedom.

Beatrix is a gentle and caring woman, but not afraid to speak her mind or put someone in their place. She believes in a mother’s intuition, which lead her to believe her children were still alive despite claims to the contrary. Despite the altered history of Polaris University’s disappearance, Beatrix is one of the few outsiders who argues against the gaps in their memories and lack of evidence behind Albee’s death. Her persistence even leads Frederick to briefly theorize she may be immune to the gaps in peoples’ memories.
Andrea Nomenclature

A local half-elf girl who grew up in Brian Doyle Falls. She was known as "The Brain" and she often did Bellow's homework for him while he napped in his yard.

Despite her nickname, locals doubted her intelligence due to her poor grades. This is due to her helping Bellow so often that she neglected her own studies, failing to get into college. When Bellow returns to his hometown, he finds that she has removed her glasses and is actually very attractive without them. She has also hardened into a cunning survivalist amidst the chaos that their town has become.

Bellow often mispronounces her name. They later realize that he has confused her with Andrea, another local who moved away.
Dutch Stewart

A 21 year old recruit to the Witch Hunters. He is played by Joe Lepore in the episode The Thin Black Line.

Dutch is hot-headed but ambitious, attending Witch Hunter Camp before turning his attention to Young Governors Camp. He changed direction yet again when he learned his family and home town of Ruleshaven had been destroyed due to demonic forces. He is quite sensitive about it, but does appear to bring it up partly for the attention. He attended Witch Hunter camp alongside Frankie Fielder. The two pranked the other campers by leaving dirty diapers in the cabins so that they would be too tired to compete in tomorrow's debate. He is very insecure about this being revealed due to wanting to make a good first impression and not interfering with his plans for rising to the top.

He dies alongside the rest of his squad defending their ship from The Ruleshaven Five when his face is punched into pieces by running into Cordelia's fist. Just before he died, he left a note under Frankie's pillow asking her to please refrain from ever bringing up their past again. And also to marry him.

## Trivia

* Dutch was designated 246 within the Witch Hunters.
* Dutch was originally left handed. Thinking that this would be a detriment to his career, he got surgery to give himself two right hands.
Bidet

One of Jean-Luc's assistants at Robespierre's. Along with Merde, the French-sounding goblin gathers his customer's measurements. He takes great joy in the job and makes it a pleasant experience for his customers. He and Merde frequently say "Hon hon hon!" in a stereotypically French laugh.

Bidet can be quick to anger, but Jean-Luc assures guests that he enjoys getting angry to some degree. He is momentarily furious to learn that Grimothee Steel already had his own measurements.

Jean-Luc ultimately fires them both in a post-credits scene, though this is so they can avoid being caught up in the royal guards coming for him.
Transcript

Hello all you lovely Archaians, I'm Jaiden and today I will be covering the full and complete story of The Archaia Chronicles. This includes the earliest point of the story up to the current season. Before I get it into it, I have to let you guys know that it can get complicated at certain points due to the multiple timeline followed in the story. So if need be, do not feel ashamed of pausing and rewinding parts, trust me you'll want to. For the sake of time and preventing any more confusion I will only be tracking the events of the main story and not the spin-offs. Without further ado lets get into it.
Balbor

A dwarf clad in white who lives in the sewers of The Soaking Valley. He and his twin brother Alex stand guard in the sewers, challenging passerby to answer their riddle in order to choose the correct path. They claim that one only lies and one only tells the truth, but they admit to changing who does which as they see fit.

When Albee Dawn breaks into tears and Stirfry points out the flaw to their logic (that both of them explain the rules in the same way), they concede and simply tell the party which way to take.

Balbor says that most people assume that he's the lying brother.
Class Dismissed (campaign)

The original campaign of Rude Tales of Magic. The story follows a party attending Polaris University, a college for adventurers, when a demon warns them to escape before the whole school vanishes out from under them. They set out to restore their school and find out the mystery behind its disappearance.

## Party Members

* Albee Dawn
* Bellow
* Cordelia Sasquatch
* Frederick de Bonesby
* Stirfry

## Trivia

* The campaign was put on hold during he start of Covid 19. The same group instead played Come At The King between episodes.
* The campaign was named after its first episode, Class Dismissed.
Friends of Bethel

A secret society that helps with overcoming addiction. This includes all manner of addictions, including helping Count Ivan Gretsky keep from drinking blood as a vampire. They were founded by Bethel, an unidentified figure who has been dead for some time now. Their meetings end in their traditional prayer.
Anti Claus

*"Oh oh oh!"*

A fiendish being seen traveling through the hellish Polaris University in the episode Nice ?!? He rides a sleigh pulled by the enslaved frat boys of Sigma Sigma Sigma and exists as an antithesis to Santa Claus. Tieflings are assured that he doesn't exist, but he seems to exist in Hell. He is known to laugh with a jolly "Oh oh oh!", steal presents from people 364 days a year, and devour coal instead of milk and cookies. He is single.
Egg

A young kenku who has yet to grow in his feathers. He is a member of Stirfry's old gang, though he had yet to hatch at the time when Stifry left. His real name appears to be the sound of an egg hatching, as it is one of the few sounds he can mimic.

Judging by what Common he can replicate, Egg has had a very short but eventful life so far. He repeats many lines about someone finding a cute creature only to have their throats cut as it plays in their blood. One of the lines he repeats even has someone accuse another of being the devil.

Egg is briefly taken hostage by the assassin during A Murder of Crows, only to be dropped from the top of Scrum North when Albee blows their assassin over the edge. He lands safely in the trees and he calls out to help the party find him.
Baron Edwin Herrington

Bethesda Herrington's father with a military background. He is very judging of any suitors that would wed his beloved daughter and ever-watchful for Napoleon to come marching in at any moment.

He maintains that no man Bethesda has pursued is worthy of her hand in marriage, so Bethesda begins to scheme with her fellow socialites. She convinces Lancelot Platt to join the church to raise him to a more respectable status and please her father, but she is immediately eaten by a crocodile.

As part of his obsessively protective nature, Edwin happened to be out hunting the crocodiles that keep Bethesda awake with their warbling at night. Hearing one in the moors, he throws away his hunting rifle to beat it to a pulp himself. He does not realize that this is the one that swallowed his daughter and punches her to death through the crocodile.
Cafe Vegetaball

A cafe carved into a massive stone in Danica Town. It is chilly inside but serves assorted teas, coffees and snacks. The party regroups here and meets Mungo when he comes in for his regular black coffee.

## Trivia

* "The biggest one we have" is the 4th largest size of coffee they serve there. The largest size is called "go fuck yourself" and when it's ordered, a little bell rings and a few men pop up to sing its name.
* Peter Dogonovoch is one of their baristas.
Cum Dangle

*"We are rowdy men, but good!"*

A tall orc with human teeth that lives in the Teenage Woods. He spends time with his gang of boys doing wild stunts and challenges in their free time. He maintains a personal band of goblins called Shitty and the Boys.

Cum meets the group when he circumcises a manticore that they're fighting, scaring it away. He quickly bonds with the group and invites them to stay at his place, a home behind a waterfall. He leads the group to Stampede Canyon where he summons a pack of wolves to let them leap over the giant herds of cattle constantly rushing around below. He later admits that there is an easier way across but he shows his friendship through wild stunts.

## Trivia

* Cum has many personal rules. These include "Don't offer me a berry" and "Don't kill an innocent person."
Assembleaux Factory

### *"Every single man that's ever been assembled was assembled by Assembleux." -the Assembleux company jingle*

A factory in the bayous of Larroquette. It is where most assembled men are made and owned by Amber-Ale Assembleaux. He leaves the area guarded by traps, clockwork alligators, and his chief of security Fanboat. Despite it seeming run down and ancient, the factory remains an impressive sight for those who can find it. Snake Professional appears to find it by smell alone based on its mildly poisonous fumes.

The factory is attached to its own courtroom, where Amber-Ale brings and judges all his prisoners before executing them in the local fashion.

Once Amber-Ale Assembleaux is slain by the party, Fanboat offers to take over the factory. To appease the party, he promises to use it to make Doctor's Delight, an overly sugary syrup instead.
Daddy’s Cummies

The lead goblin in the trio that acts as a member of The Witch Hunters' Upper Management. They dress in a dubious human mascot costume, passing as human enough to climb up their ranks. He wears his human costume along with Butthole, and The Pee That Won’t Flush.

Daddy's Cummies (also known as DC) appears in the episode Boy Do We Ever Have Such Sights! When Frederick demands to speak to whoever's in charge of the Witch Hunters at The Forbidden Zone, they appear to him in their disguise. They invite Frederick to speak in private before revealing themselves. He and Frederick merge minds, exploring each other's pasts and memories. Frederick sees him born in a sweaty diaper in Filthadelphia, at first fleeing the Witch Hunters but then studying and infiltrating them. He rose through the ranks, even killing and replacing the previous member of Upper Management to take their place. He continued helping lead the Witch Hunters' fight against the goblin-hating Unpleasantness while also minimizing the Witch Hunters' threat to goblins. He is ready to kill Frederick to maintain their secret, but is pleasantly surprised when Frederick beats him to the punch by dying of a heart attack in front of him.
Freddery Steel

A wealthy, demanding human and Grimothee's former owner. He is a spoiled and delicate young man in his 40s who attends The Power Ball as one of the richest humans in the empire.

Grimothee used to serve as his caretaker, friend and playmate in his youth. When Freddery entered puberty, Grimothee suddenly left his life. His parents told him that Grimothee walked into the ocean to let him grow up on his own, which makes their meeting at The Power Ball shocking to them both. While Freddery remembers him fondly, he is hurt by Grimothee's absence in his life and the two part of bitter terms. When the curse takes affect, Freddery is one of many that are turned into their mask; being given a plastic butt by Torrin as a joke, he turns into a disembodied talking butt. Without the rest of his body to sustain him, Freddery the talking butt tragically dies in Grimothee's arms.

Grimothee states that Freddery's parents were not good influences on him, and that they likely had him removed as a conscience sort of figure when they wanted to groom him to inherit their wealth. This seems to have worked since Freddery is shocked but perfectly willing to eat a child at The Power Ball.

## Trivia

* Torrin is annoyed by his attitude, and uses a rubber butt from her disguise kit to convince him that his masquerade mask is a camel's humps. She also applies heavy makeup, which he accepts proudly despite breaking out into a rash within seconds. He appears to believe this to be true to his dying day, which comes less than an hour later.
Beauregard Montcroy

A young dwarf hoping to become Riddle Guy ‘97. He sacrifices his grandfather, Conrad Montcroy to the wicker sphinx. They have a close relationship, so he hopes that their bond will make him cry hard enough to become the next Riddle Guy. His grandfather willingly offers himself for the sacrifice, but escapes the sphinx at the last minute by cooperating with Stirfry.
Goofy's petting zoo

this is the second episode of the backyardigans cartoons season 1

goofy has petting zoo and everything has animals

Characters

Periwinkle from blue's clues

Rintoo

Kirby

Austin from backyardigans

Roles:

periwinkle ( blue's clues ) - tarzan periwinkle ( blue's clues )

rintoo - tarzan rintoo

kirby - professor kirby

austin ( backyardigans ) tarzan austin

Snack:

pretzels at kirby's house
Denouement

A gnome who travels with We Prankster Few, though he remains playfully coy about whether it's his real name.

He is an illusionist like most of his team, and appears to be the prankster who pretends to be Bellow during one of their final pranks. When the party begins to out-prank We Prankster Few, Denouement steps forward to beg for mercy rather than be pranked out of existence. It turns out that too is a prank and he is banished by the end of their duel.
Dentist Town

A part of Piss Harbor that neighbors The Ice Cream and Candy District. Dentists stalk the streets and alleyways, eying the sweet-loving neighborhood. Their exact intentions aren't clear, but they are viewed with disgust or hatred by many locals. The dentists are recruited by the victim's widow in the episode A Real Live Adult, rallying them to help her get revenge for her husband.
Casper Dawn

Casper is Albee's brother. He is protective of his sister and family.

By the time the party reaches Albee's house, Casper is the only one left living there. The rest of their family left before him, and when he attempted to leave he found that monsters had begun appearing in the nearby woods. The Dawns had mentioned going to The Delighted Wife for answers and intended to follow them. He remained stuck in his house until the party arrived, deciding to make a break for it with them in tow.

Casper and the others are pursued by Kebin, who nearly catches them before Stirfry distracts it with a paper airplane. The creature chases the toy instead of them, leaving the group to argue over their decisions. They near The Soaking Valley when Stirfry's airplane crosses his path, causing Kebin to turn him inside out and absorb him into his body.

Albee mourns him over the next several days by meditating, but she receives a vision from the earth itself. While awakening her elemental powers, the earth tells her that his soul was not returned to the earth, meaning that he is still alive in some capacity.

## Trivia

* Albee broke Casper's arm when he was 10.
Big Britches

The bartender at Timmy’s Outskirts Sports Bar. He is a large, shirtless man with the opposite of thinning hair. He wears very large and baggy pants, his parents naming him after how he would dress as an adult. Not many people ask about his name.

He serves beer to the party in the episode Gleaning the Cube. He speaks very evenly, and dreams of getting a medical degree. Cordelia benchpresses him during their party montage.
Brian Doyle Falls

A high income community where Bellow was born. It's just east of The Teenage Woods with a population around 3,000. The Y River ends in a waterfall that Brian Doyle Falls is named after, and it is located east of The K River and west of Filthadelphia.

The location is said to be wiped off the map since Bellow left for college. This is supposedly due to a gelatinous cube attack. This is also where Hot Roddy bullied Malechinol Gorramael so hard that he became Bellow's legal father.

The party arrives there in the episode O Captain, My Captain, when they are unveiling the memorial wall for those killed by the city-sized gelatinous cube. The mayor of Sethesda declares that they will attack it if it moves but that the slime has not made any such actions. They leave it as it is out of respect for Oozer, the god of slime, but the inside is warped into a barely recognizable state. Nicotine Tones guides them in through a hidden tunnel, finding it has been transformed into a twisted beachside town where some of its citizens continue to survive.

## Trivia

* Brian Doyle Falls is near The James Woods, which is to the east of The Teenage Woods.
* The town is home to many local bars. These include The Green Parrot, Widower Gimmicks, The Thrifty Piggy, The Overserved Friar, Don’t Tell Little Papa, Chrono’s Cafe, Don’t Tell Regular Papa, Penny Pinchers, Blitzkrieg Hops, Til Death Do Us Drink, and Timmy’s Outskirts Sports Bar.
* The town is named after Brian Doyle, particularly the Brian Memorial Bridge.
Doctor Dilemma

A hairless man with a black fur coat, Elton John style sunglasses, and standing "one DM tall and two and a half DMs wide." He hates riddles so much that he is hunting down and murdering anyone who went to Riddle Guy 97. He claims to be inspired by Albee, who became Riddle Guy despite hating riddles. He has a strange manner of speaking, such as often involving the phrase "I do be" instead of "I am."

Doctor Dilemma appears to the party and The Riddled Remnant after they make peace with one another. He explains his story and gives them a five minute head start. The party tries to use this time to try to talk down or attack him, but he is both unwilling to change his mind and protected by a forcefield. He draws two crossbows, combining them into the shape of a question mark and firing two arrows at once. He wields green arrows, the "color of riddles."

The party flees before realizing that his arrows have riddles on them, and answering them removes them from the victim. The group realizes that these re-purposed riddle arrows can break through his barrier and takes the fight to Doctor Dilemma. He manages to kill Champagne Champagne before they strike him down. He bemoans being slain by a riddle as he dies.

## Trivia

* The source of Doctor Dilemma's forcefield is not explained. He waves his hand and says "Forcefield" whenever it deflects something and Frederick de Bonesby is unable to find any device that caused the forcefield on him, implying it may simply be magic.
* Doctor Dilemma explains that doctor is simply his name, not any sort of title.
* Doctor Dilemma hates riddles, but is perfectly fine with puzzles (so long as they do not involve language).
Bocephus Poop

A character briefly mentioned in Enter the Mother, Part 3. He is an "immortal crazy guy with a sword" who inhabits the woods around The Soaking Valley.

Branson Reese assures the party that they were wise to enter The Soaking Valley because he was secretly planning for them to run into Bocephus if they had tried to go around. While the party goes to confront Mother, Branson points out that he is fucking a tree and screaming.
Addison Lindsingham

Twin sister to Buckley Lindsingham.The two of them hire the party to solve the murder of their elder brother Vance Lindsingham. The siblings are sexually attracted to each other, and upon becoming master of the household, Buckley immediately declares incest legal. She is recognizable from her sibling for her long, tight braid and slightly higher voice.

Race: elf
Bawitdaba

Bawitdaba is a Cordelian folk song very similar to the Kid Rock song of the same name. It is popular enough that both Stirfry and Bunny Lindsingham know of it, with Bunny describing it as "dreadful." It is not known at this time if the lyrics or melody of the rest of the song match up with the Kid Rock song.
Amscray

*"Shine ya shoes for a nickel!?"*

A member of Stirfry's gang of kenku and brother/frequent partner to Getouttahere. They both dress and act like Dickensian orphans, wearing matching scarves and tophats. They tend to mimic voices with the same sort of English accents. Stirfry praises them as being capable of stealing anything they go after, and they even steal the rapier off their would-be assassin during their fight at Scrum North.

Amscray and Getouttahere are impish and playful, often breaking into coordinated dances or acrobatics for little to no reason. They were together at their father's deathbed, though Frederick interrupts them by shouting to stop telling their tragic backstory.

The brothers are attacked by a mysterious assassin while the party visits Scrum North. Among the battle with The Bloody Bloody Gentlemen, they are horribly injured by her blade. Bellow heals their wounds and Stifry convinces them to pursue and rob their killer, taking her blade so that the others can take her on more easily.

## Trivia

-Bellow prefers Amscray to Getouttahere by some small degree, choosing to heal him before Getouttahere.
Flammable Rock Holdings

A dwarven mining company responsible for producing most of the fuel in the known world in Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night. Run by the CEO Bisabella, they have faced accusations about digging too deep and waking otherworldly horrors best left buried.

## Known Employees

* Bisabella
* Verona
* Prog
* Bold Henry
* Boy's Night
* Surfboard
* Cardboard Junior
* Dunkdunk Bodybad
* Leif Tonklefart
Cordelia

The world that Rude Tales of Magic takes place in. Not to be confused with Cordelia Sasquatch, a protagonist to the campaign, as she was named after the world itself.

The introduction in the first episode implies that Cordelia is a forgotten world, cast aside by its creators to work on something greater. The world persisted, clinging to life and developing into a world of its own. For all this, the world is home to most fantasy races (if with their own spin on them) and many deities. Technology varies from place to place, varying from steampunk technology to advanced magic to simply medieval or western themes.

Among its most famous landmarks is Polaris University... or at least it was. Cordelia is also known to be flat, as Polaris is located in the "top left corner" (this was confirmed in a Rude Talks of Chatting episode).

Cordelia is a hard world, where living to 50 is a good lifespan for a human. Rude Tales of Magic takes place after the Golden Age of the Empire. The world's name originated when Cordelia Ranchero and her empire once threatened to conquer the world. It ultimately collapsed, but by then, everyone was already used to calling the land Cordelia and the name stuck.

## Trivia

* Cordelia has 19 moons. They each show a religious symbol and when aligned, they spell out "coexist" like a popular bumper sticker. These include a peace sign and a crucifix.
* The Cordelian sun sometimes rises in the west. People can navigate using the stars and constellations, but new ones are created and others destroyed by the gods so often that this can be somewhat unreliable.

* The people of Cordelia have many accents. This is stated to be not based on their region or country of origin so they can be very diverse and scattershot in any location.

* The main campaign is set in 497 AA (After Affair).
* Chem trails exist in Cordelia, but they are naturally occurring.
* All rivers run towards the north in Cordelia. Most boats are enchanted to allow them to move in any direction they want.
* Cordelia has its own unique calendar. The Lost Diaries of Frederick DeBonesby lists Highwinter and Slamuary as months on the Cordelian calendar, and Danny Timeshare uses the phrase "26/9" instead of 24/7 when describing his Cordelian paradise.
Affair Elf

The nickname given to an elf the party meets in Scrum’s Pad.

She is an elf planning to have an affair with Wizardly. When he fails to meet up with her, she is left waiting for anyone to have an affair with.

When Albee attempts to swing through the window to rescue her parents, she finds the half-dressed elf waiting for her affair. She explains that she was "born married" and is waiting for her one chance to have an affair. Bellow and Cordelia follow Albee and are each also offered to join in her affair. They turn her down and she is left to smoke alone while shrugging at the camera.

The party finds Albee's parents, only to overhear Stirfry talking to the elf post-coitus, having had the affair with her. She offers to run away with him, but he says to leave it how it is.

This also makes Stirfry the first party member to canonically fuck on the podcast.
Callstone

A **Callstone** is a magical object employed by the Witch Hunters. They can be put out in great numbers and will include descriptions of those being sought after and rewards for turning them in. When touched, a Callstone will allow the person to immediately contact the Witch Hunters, drawing them to that position. They can, however, apparently be destroyed without much trouble and doing so does not seem to attract the Witch Hunters.

After the destruction of Ruleshaven, the Witch Hunters put out a series of Callstones for the so-called "Ruleshaven Six":

* The Bell Ringer
* The Butcher
* The Brains and the Bones
* The Beast
* The Uncle with the Muncle
* Stinky

After Pebis caused the Witch Hunters to forget about all hot people, the callstones were updated to refer to the "Ruleshaven Five", which no longer contains Bellow.
Boosapher Tombs

The foreman of Toilton's coal processing factory. He's a stickler for the rules and hates anything that lowers his productivity. He has a playful side in that he allows anyone to pass through the workfloor as long as they don't interrupt productivity. There are easier ways to cross, but he doesn't like to tell people about it.

He is blown away when Bellow and his crew cross the floor, spreading the word of vacation while riding conveyer belts. Stirfry turns off the crushing mechanisms, forcing a break for the workers. Boosapher sees that several pieces of coal were not crushed in the process, and demands that he be given the same amount of things in return to compensate. Bellow gives him copper pieces, using them to explain the idea of currency and leisure time to him.
Devontess

A clerk at the lobby of the Yotel in Blood Tales of Depravity. While he attempts to dismiss the party's attempts to investigate their discrete clients, Nicholas Montenegro cows him into swearing fealty to him. After the death of Devont, Nicholas returns to the lobby where he learns the clerk's name and hires him as his new thrall.
Bunny Lindsingham

## Relationship Information

### Relatives

Buckley Lindsingham (son), Addison Lindsingham (daughter), Vance Lindsingham (son; deceased), David (ex-husband; deceased)

## Podcast Information

### First appearance

Dial E for Elf

The matron of Lindsingham Manor and mother to Vance, Buckley, and Addison Lindsingham. She is unabashedly racist like most of the Lindsinghams, loudly voicing the virtues of blood purity.

She was twice married, having murdered her first husband David when she learned that he was not a pureblood elf. Her second husband died when he turned 1000, turning into a beautiful dream like all other elves.

Despite her harsh demeanor and ancient appearance, her butler Pigsly genuinely loves her. Bunny was aware that he admired her, but she expected lust rather than love. When the party arrives to solve their murder, they unveil Pigsly's crush. Bunny calmly accepts his feelings and simply states that they will sort this out in private.

## Trivia

* Pigsly points out that she is destined to fade away and become a dream in a year, like all elves who turn 1000 . This does not deter his crush on her.
Bethesda Herrington

A charming but vengeful young lady in Beans and Revelry. She is played by Tim Platt.

She wishes to marry, but her strict military man of a father Baron Edwin Herrington turns down many of her would-be suitors. She has her eye on Lancelot Platt, attempting to manipulate the characters throughout the game to lead him to her. She manages to convince him to join the church, making him a more acceptable match in her father's eyes when he marries both her and God. God personally accepts the arrangement.

Shortly after her proposal is accepted, Bethesda is swallowed by a crocodile from the nearby crocodile pond. Her father, out hunting the beast that keeps his daughter up at night with its cries, find the crocodile and beats it to with his bare hands. He remains unaware that Bethesda is inside and she dies from the mighty blows, ascending to Heaven.
Catheter Axley

A former insurance denier in Ruleshaven before Bellow changed the laws, creating free universal healthcare. The insurance office exploded, but Catheter was in the process of being fired, allowing him to survive.

He is wheeled into Bellow's press conference to accusingly inform him of the incident. Bellow is surprised but not particularly moved since he couldn't have known and the free health care will treat Catheter's wounds. Catheter debates him on the matter before he concedes.
Count Dracula

*"I do not drink... wine."*

Not one, but two characters in HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Blood Tales of Depravity 2: Mummy Issues. Both Christopher Hastings and Tim Platt claim to be the true Count Dracula, dressed and speaking in similar fashions. Both seem surprised to learn of the other's existence and any attempts to prove which is the original come up inconclusive.

Both Draculas are powerful vampires that command vermin and Renfields. They can turn into mist and more monstrous forms. They behave like ancient noblemen, though one of the Count Draculas is far more comfortable employing more modern concepts like a digital watch and an Iron Man-like coffin suit.
Digestibles

A catering company owned by two worshipers of Beyonce. Their main staff is two golems so that they work the kitchen for free.

According to a certain talking bush, their business is suffering due to overcharging parties that do not adhere to their religious views. When they threaten to double the price for catering Flammable Rock Holdings, they insist that their New Year's party is in accordance to Beyonce's teachings. This makes the owners drastically lower their price, pray for their party's success, and wax much of the ballroom.
Gliding men

A race of large men with skin growing under their arms that allows them to glide through the air. They live in the trees and skies, varying between speaking basic Common and hissing like cats. They are easily coerced by treats. Their natural predator is also gliding men, though they can be told apart because the predator ones have mean faces. These are sometimes referred to as "wicked gliding men."

The party is led to them by Normal Michael in the episode Come Glide With Me. They earn their trust and ride on their backs over The Skin-Eating Storm while battling against wicked gliding men.

## Trivia

* Gliding men appear largely human apart from their wings. They are always nude to allow free use of their gliders.
* Despite their simple ways, the wicked gliding men will wield cartoonishly dangerous weapons in battle to attack their weaker cousins. These include swords, nunchucks, pirate cannons, iron maidens, and paddle balls with little vials of poison instead of a ball.
Demon

*“These demons are like wild animals. Most of them want nothin’ to do with ya, but that doesn’t mean you gotta go pettin’ every one you see.”*

-Witch Hunter Virginia

A varied race of creatures that inhabit Hell. Their forms, motives, and levels of intelligence vary, but they are thought to adhere to a very strict hierarchy among their own kind. They tend to wield magic and many (such as Strayd Plancis and Cheddar) are capable of possessing mortal bodies. Warlocks often draw power from pacts made with demons looking to influence the world of the living. Given their potential to be incredibly dangerous, most treat demons with caution if not outright hatred. Despite all this, some demons can be extremely friendly and nonviolent.

A tiefling is the result of some combination of human and demonic bloodlines, giving them partly devilish appearances. Use of demonic magic such as witches and warlocks is forbidden in places such as Ruleshaven and such users are hunted as criminals by witch hunters.

## Trivia

* Some demons are held to a code, though these rules can be manipulated by others or used as loopholes. This can include being summoned, bound to fulfill certain tasks, or granting a boon upon defeat.
* Occultists tend to categorize demons based on their methods and manifestations. These include wandering demons (those who possess the bodies of others) and growing demons (who physically grow through the ground and into the mortal world).
Demonstrating Michael

A cool-looking human and Normal Michael's identical brother. The two of them run a smuggling operation, working with the Gliding men to carry travelers over The Skin-Eating Storm. He lives up to his name and insists on demonstrating things.

Demonstrating approaches the party in Come Glide With Me, offering to carry them across the border. He warns them against the storm, then demonstrates its dangers by dying horrifically in its fog.
Draco

A crooked orc guard in The Soaking Valley. He watches over Cordelia while she's in the custody of The Peacekeepers, making sure that she doesn't escape or kill herself while waiting for The Witch Hunter to arrive. His brother Baco was killed by Cordelia's uncontrolled magic (even if they were trying to shake them down for money). While he feels angry at Cordelia over his brother's death, he still reads to her to pass the time. They share a particular interest in Charlotte's Web.

After nearly falling asleep reading to Cordelia, a freshly escaped de Bonesby appears to taunt him. Draco gives chase, only to be torn apart and consumed by Legion.

## Trivia

* Draco says his name is Jason in Buggin' Out. According to Branson Reese's Twitter, this is because Draco himself forgot his name, not the GM.
* Draco considers all of the cops in The Soaking Valley to be his brothers "related by cop." This makes it hard to tell if Baco is his actual brother.
* Draco remains single, declaring that his work keeps him from pursuing his romantic life.
79

The solitary goblin member of We Prankster Few. While many of the members shuffle their identities amongst each other, he appears to always remain 79. He explains that he had been excused from that particular prank.

79 takes part in many of their impish pranks throughout Infinite Jests. During their final showdown, he claims that he was truly 78 the whole time. Bellow says he does not believe this and demands he count this out to prove it. 79 proceeds to do so, falling for his trick and vanishing from reality with the rest of his fellow pranksters.

## Trivia

* His name appears to be an escalation on the sexual number 69. This is in keeping with all goblins having foul-sounding names.
* 79 is easily recognized by his smell, which overpowers some of his illusions.
Branson Reese

Creator of Swan Boy and GM of the main campaign in Rude Tales of Magic.

He also plays and GMs in other games on the show and its Patreon.

He is widely considered to be beautiful.

## Characters

* Boy's Night
* Lancelot Platt
* Klaus Kitski
* John Lennon on the day he was assassinated/Arnold Schwarzenegger in Jingle All the Way
* Yeehaw Holes
* Liberty Balboa
* Aslan the lion/Lord Freiza
* Kratar

## Quotes

* *"Behind it hangs a long, distorted funhouse mirror cracked in too many places to count. Just kidding! It's actually 47! You should know not to trust me by now."*
* *"Your improv style is like if Bugs Bunny had a gun."* -Christopher Hastings
An Account of My Innocence

A book written by Lexicon Matters, written after he had eaten his daughter. He writes about how he was wrongfully imprisoned and that some day, everyone will be wise enough to eat their own daughters. It includes several recipes for such occasions.

After the ritual that affects Polaris University, the book remains in Cordelia. It appears in the room that was once the school's archives and is owned by Rainn Anatomies, thus making it not a part of the school itself. Rainn uses it as evidence that the ritual did occur, as the books have pages or entries missing where they would have mentioned Polaris.