Barrel Man/Dialogue

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## Dialogue

(#0) **Barrel Man**: Hiyo! What? You've never seen a man in a barrel before? How positively sad! This is the only way to live! (→ #1)

(#1) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Why are you in a barrel? (→ #2)
* **1**: Why are you wearing a fish on your head? (→ #3)
* **2**: Do you... need anything? (→ #4)
* **3**: See you later. (→ #41)

(#2) **Barrel Man**: Because my name is Barrelman! Where else would I be? (→ #1)

(#3) **Barrel Man**: Because we're both lonely, of course! You should be more considerate of her poor fishy feelings! (→ #1)

(#4) **Barrel Man**: Hmmm... I think I need something to eat, something cheesy and bready and- Hey, did I ever tell you about my ultimate- (→ #5)

(#5) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Yeah, you do that, Barrelman, I’m not doing that again. (→ #1)

(#6) **Barrel Man**: And last but not least, we need grilled mushrooms aaaallllll over your special request to really improve it! (→ #7)

(#7) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: No we don't! How do grilled mushrooms improve- (→ #8)

(#8) **Barrel Man**: Everything! You'll see! (→ #9)

(#9) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Here's what you asked for. (→ #10)

(#10) **Barrel Man**: And at last, it is complete! And designed to share with those you love! (→ #11)

(#11) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Wha... What is this?! (→ #12)

(#12) **Barrel Man**: A magical floating dish that makes everyone happy! You wanted the Ultimate Dinner, right? (→ #13)

(#13) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: I can't even eat this! The crust is made of Palladium! I'd break my teeth! I could probably kill a man if I threw this at him! (→ #14)

(#14) **Barrel Man**: Hmmm... Oh! Oh right! Now I remember, you wanted the ultimate weapon! I just got confused! Well, I guess there you have it! An ultimate weapon! (→ #15)

(#15) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: I can't use this as a weapon! Everyone will laugh at me! (→ #16)

(#16) **Barrel Man**: Then laugh along with them! Like I do! Ahahahahaha! See, I feel better already! (→ #17)

(#17) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Now remember, don't you EVER tell anyone about this! It's our delicious little secret, hmmm? (→ #1)

(#18) **Barrel Man**: We desperately need some Alpha Jerky for strength and power! (→ #19)

(#19) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Why are we talking about food again?! (→ #20)

(#20) **Barrel Man**: Because! Try to keep up! (→ #21)

(#21) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Here's what you asked for. (→ #22)

(#22) **Barrel Man**: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #6)

(#23) **Barrel Man**: Gaberry jam all over this toasty- Oh? Oh right, yes. Weapon. I think I'll be needing a little Palladium! (→ #24)

(#24) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Oh good, finally something that makes sense! Why do you need that other stuff? (→ #25)

(#25) **Barrel Man**: Because! Try to keep up! (→ #26)

(#26) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Here's what you asked for. (→ #27)

(#27) **Barrel Man**: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #18)

(#28) **Barrel Man**: Now for some sauce! We need some Gaberry jam all over this toasty base! (→ #29)

(#29) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Sauce?! What?! What does this have to do with a weapon?! (→ #30)

(#30) **Barrel Man**: Everything! You'll see! (→ #31)

(#31) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Here's what you asked for. (→ #32)

(#32) **Barrel Man**: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #23)

(#33) **Barrel Man**: Yes, verily! Now I need some Toast! (→ #34)

(#34) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Wait, what? What does toast have to do with- (→ #35)

(#35) **Barrel Man**: Everything! You'll see! (→ #36)

(#36) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Here's what you asked for. (→ #37)

(#37) **Barrel Man**: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #28)

(#38) **Barrel Man**: As a matter of fact, yes! I'm a master smith who has perfected the ultimate weapon! And it's designed to share with those you love! I could really use a Mana Stone to make it happen! (→ #39)

(#39) **Multiple-choice**:

* **0**: Here's what you asked for. (→ #40)

(#40) **Barrel Man**: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #33)

(#41) **Barrel Man**: Never remember, you didn't see nothing! (→ end)