Jim Stockert

**Jim Stockert** is a character played by **Moosebrother**.

## General Information

**Jim Stockert** is a stock trader in Los Santos.

On his first day in the city, **Jim** was asked to leave the DMV, assaulted, ridiculed, and booed at for refusing to quiet down while talking loudly via a bluetooth earpiece to his business partner Todd (who he soon after fired for failing to successfully short iFruit stocks). He called the police to report this harassment and was later arrested by **Jessie "Nova" Gallagah** and subsequently taken to the Vespucci PD where he gave officers a difficult time - wandering around, refusing to cooperate, and offering bribes. **Mr. Stockert** was charged by **Lou Caruso** with Disturbing the Peace at the direction of **Leon Law**. After a lengthy processing period, during which he attempted to purchase a majority share in Bolingbroke Penitentiary to avoid incarceration, he was sent to prison for 10 months and fined $475. **Jim** claimed that he would be fighting the charges at a later date with his lawyer squad.

## Personality

**Jim Stockert** is an insufferable public nuisance of a man whose loud phone calls, unsolicited financial advice, Karen-like behaviour, and classist ranting bother citizens of all kinds in his vicinity. He often makes obnoxious declarations about himself, proclaiming his affluence, and others, deriding their presumable poverty.

**Jim** regularly espouses the benefits of an "upside down triangular prism model" where everyone gets rich, which is definitely not just a euphemism for pyramid scheme.

## Relationships

While at the DMV, **Jim Stockert** was abruptly proposed to by a woman with an impressively manicured beehive haircut in which she keeps a knife. He was initially taken aback but decided to accept, pending a pre-nuptial agreement. He later told officers while under arrest that he didn't have time to ask for his new partner’s name, as he had to make money instead, and claimed that *"the less you talk to the poors, the more money you're gonna make."* He has openly said, to others and directly to his wife, that he plans to cheat on her and deny her access to his money.

## Trivia

* Wears a trademark grey suit that was allegedly custom tailored by a one-handed man in Venice, Italy.
* Has 7 winning racing horses who he gives HGH and coke, which is apparently legal in Greenland. He claims that his horses *"look like they could go 10 rounds with Rocky."*
* Paid an absurd total of $1,600 for his licenses at the DMV, which he insisted was *"nothin'"* and *"easy money"*.
* Favourite movie is Top Gun; it inspires him. However, he also claims that watching movies is for poor people.
* Paid $40 cash to beat up a poor man in an alleyway for the purposes of stress relief.
* Invests in 'NFCs' - a crypto coin made by NF (the rapper).
* Charges young, impressionable people $1,000 each for finance courses.

## Quotes

* *“You work for me! I pay your salary!” (to a police officer)*
* *“I’m not special, I’m just better than everyone!”*
* *“They should have a rich line and a poor line.”*
* *"I'm calm." (while clearly agitated)*
* *"My life is a movie. You ever seen the Wolf of Wall Street?"*
* *"It's just a little embezzlement, doesn't matter."*
* *"The only knowledge I need is what's in my briefcase, because it's insider trading all day in there."*
* *"This suit's worth more than your life, asshole!"*
* *"That's it, I'm calling the stock market. Steven, I need you to defund the police. Take all the money from the police. Short the police, right now."*
* *"I don't pay taxes because I get a nice break, thanks to laws."*
* *"Invest in police right now. Invest. $3.25 million in police, right now."*
* *"You're just a wage cuck."*
* *"I'm gonna go pop three vicodin."*
* *"I own everything. I'm a millionaire. A billionaire. A trillionaire."*
* *"If you tell me to breathe one more time, I'm shorting air. I'm gonna short oxygen."*
* *"I need two more vicodin, and a little bit of that powdah."*
* *"One time I had a kidney stone? 24 karats."*
* *"Everyone has a price tag!"*

## Gallery

* Portrait Gallery
* Landscape Gallery
* Fan Art

Jim's transaction historyJim's mugshot

Jim kicking a poor manJim in prison