The Mummified Creature

Ha-Ha-Ha, I was just CLIPPING GOO-PONS, for SLAY-VINGS on food from my local GROCERY GORE! SLAY-MART has THE BEAST PRICES around heh-heh-heh! But here's an EERIE-AD to take a look at, about a monster that BE-FIENDS a little girl, entitled...

It was back during the Spring of 1966, out, in northern-Kansas, a little girl was jump-roping in the barnyard one afternoon among chickens roaming around. A young man came out of the farmhouse, carrying a bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey and walked over to the little girl. "Lisa, feed these chickens girl or get a beaten'!!" he said to the little girl, threatening her. "Yes Daddy" Lisa responded to him with a shudder of fear and got a bag from against the barn. She poured a huge pile of chicken feed into the barnyard and the chickens strutted over to it and ate. Lisa's father took a swig from his bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey then and went into the barn. Lisa walked out of the barnyard and there was a gray bald monster with pupil less eyes of solid-black, that peeked around at her from the side of the farmhouse. It was short and grinned with a mouthful of sharp, yellow-teeth surrounded by black lips. Lisa walked into the farmhouse then.

Lisa walked into the kitchen and a young woman was wishing dishes. "Hi Mommy" Lisa said to her. She turned around and hugged Lisa. "Hi Lisa Sweetheart" Lisa's mother replied and smiled. Lisa's father came into the kitchen and frowned at their daughter. "LISA, YOU FORGOT TO FEED THE PIGS GIRL!" he shouted at her and grabbed her by the arm. "PLEASE, GEORGE, SHE'S ONLY SIX YEARS OLD!" Lisa's mother shouted at her father, pleading to him. "Shut up, Sally baby!" George shouted at her. He took off his belt and as Sally cried watching, the sounds of Lisa crying and being beaten were heard. The grey, bald creature peered through the kitchen-window behind Sally and rose it thin black eyebrows in shock. Then the short creature opened its mouth and its black, snake-like tongue wiggled out of its mouth. That night, Lisa was sleeping within a bed. She stirred and woke up. Lisa looked out her open-bedroom-window, seeing the grey-skinned-monster that was bald coming closer to it from within the moonlight. Lisa gasped in surprised-fear, but the short thing got to her window outside and grinned its mouthful of sharp yellow teeth at her. As it peered in at her with its solid-black eyes, it tapped its long, thin, yellow claws from on its hand her window, then waved one of its clawed-hands at her. She smiled and waved back out at it. Lisa got out of her bed, going over to the window. "Hi Lisa. I am known as The Mummified Creature. I wish to help you and your Mommy with your Daddy" the monster said to her in a whispery-voice. "Hi. Thank you. My Daddy is very mean and he beats Mommy and I all the time" Lisa replied to The Mummified Creature, explaining.

Meanwhile, George went into the kitchen and got a bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey out of the refrigerator. He opened it and drank some whiskey then. He turned back to the refrigerator and suddenly the clawed-hand of The Mummified Creature plunged its yellow claws into George's back within the shadows. George gasped and coughed, then the monster ripped its claws out of his shadowy-back and he fell on his back within the light of the moon through the kitchen-window, dead. During the night, Lisa came into the kitchen, and the thing was making sounds of eating. Lisa turned on the light in the kitchen and gasped at The Mummified Creature, gnawing on the boney-hand of the skeleton of her father. It was crouching by George's corpse, skinny and humanoid, with more thin, long, yellow-claws on its toes. "Have a nice evening, Lisa honey!" the monster said to her in its whispery-voice, and smiled with her small, yellow, sharpened-teeth. The Mummified Creature then carried the skeleton of George out the open-window of the kitchen, and smiled, looking sideways in at Lisa. Sally walked into the room and saw the thing scurry off within the darkness with the boney-corpse and smiled, sighing in relief.

Well, George got a little CARRIED AWAY in the end there eh, Kiddies? Good thing for Sally and their Daughter Lisa The Mummified Creature showed up to help them and get a MIDNIGHT SNACK ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! What a WRAP-AROUND STORY with The Mummified Creature this was heh-heh-heh-heh.