Battle Hymn of the Hoa/info

*This is the info page for **Battle Hymn of the Hoa**. You should go there first, because this page will go straight to the details; I'm too lazy to write introductions again.*

## Characters

* Pencil
* Eydie
* Pin
* Pen
* Minola
* Shelly
* Aysun (debut)
* Thach
* Popsicley
* Chocolatey (non-speaking role)
* Chorus of people

### Kids

* Saye (#2)
* Sio (#9)
* Ximena (#11)
* Citlali (#12)
* Javier (#14)
* Salvador (#15)
* Zorah (#16)
* Yaretzi (#17)
* Qalam-Rassas (#18)
* Cil (#20)

### Mentioned

* Aristotelis
* Estigua
* Boat

## Music

‣ **Dangerous A** M. Franko *[title card]*

▣ **Sheep May Safely Graze** J. S. Bach, arr. by E. Barry & P. Lea-Cox *[the beginning]*

◊ **Boring Morning** NCSM *["I swear every time I come here everyone stares at me."]*

◊ **Steel Sting Delta** JW *[Pencil spins the wheel]*

‣ **The Achterhoek Dances #1** JR *[at lunch on Monday]*

◊ **Vibe Q Sting** NC *[the kids see Pencil outside]*

‣ **Zoom D** DdB *[the window has been pixelated]*

‣ **Moon Walk** JF *["This is unbelievable!"]*

◊ **Down in Davy Jones' Locker** NC *["Due to this neighbourhood's strict prohibition 'gains' these types o' symbols, we've censored this section o' yer 'ouse."]*

‣ **Astronauts March** SS *["Sure, but until I find out wot'n'ale's 'appenin', no one's leavin' this 'ouse except fer school."]*

‣ **Kerry Polka** BP *["Happy second-to-last day of lunch!"]*

◒ **Ripples** *[Mia presents the omamori]*

‣ **Glissando I** S. Kanga, RM *[Chocolatey drops one of her pearls on the table]*

‣ **Dramatic Impact 6** IS *[Pencil points at the window as the kids come home]*

◊ **Kalua Jubilee** SGJW *["Eydie!"]*

‣ **Drama Link B** HC *[Pencil gets angry at Aysun's explanation matching hers exactly]*

◊ **Texas Sting** JW *["Seninle tanışmak güzeldi!"]*

‣ **The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka** Chelmsford Folk Band *["Here it is!"]*

‣ **Vi Dam** Zheng Wen *["Hoa, that's exactly who I am!"]*

◦ **I'm a Hoa Girl Raised and Born** sung by P. Nguyen

▣ **I am the monarch of the sea** A. Sullivan *[plays in the background of Pin's song]*

▣ **Let's give three cheers** A. Sullivan *["That was so good, it makes my essay seem like poo."]*

‣ **When Daylight Shines/Captain Lenoe's** Chelmsford Folk Band *["We're set up for a party this Saturday!"]*

◊ **Cartoon Sting 13** ?? *["They're called HOA."]*

◊ **Steel Licks** JW *["He lied."]*

‣ **Hide and Seek** A. Wilkinson *["Alright, 's we really drivin' there?"]*

◒ **Overcast** *[plays in the background in Pin's house]*

‣ **House of Horror [#10]** WMF *["You're wearing the wrong-coloured bicycle helmet!"]*

‣ **The Lineman** SS *[Pencil breaks the door down]*

‣ **Untitled Tune** J. Shaindlin *["Hi, neighbours!"]*

‣ **Wargames Linking Section F** K. Mansfield *["Enough o' thet, big picture!"]*

‣ **Vibe Link B** RM *["Just because you like it?"]*

‣ **Fates** GN *["I should 'a' known it was'ee h'in the firs' place!"]*

▣ **Also Sprach Zarathustra** R. Strauss, arr. by K. MacLeod *[Pencil reads the speech]*

◊ **Steel Sting** JW *[Pencil elbows Pen]*

‣ **Dramatic Cue A** RH *["Not the NARA!"]*

◊ **Puka B** SGJW *["Have a nice night, and don't stay out too long, you two!"]*

‣ **Shock F** D. Hewson *[the ending]*

◊ **Nude Sting** NCSGJW *[the ending]*

## Credits if this were a YouTube show

**Created by**

Yterbium
**Edited by**

Yterbium
**Commented on by**

WheeliumThe2nd
Yterbium
**Assets by**

Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
Yterbium
**Voice cast**

**Whitney Allen** (Ximena)
**Antony (Anko6)** (Popsicley, Shelly)
**Georgia Arnold** (Cil)
**Dana Can** (Aysun)
**Bobby Davis** (Pen, Salvador)
**Lewbert Hoang** (Thach)
**Katina Joergens** (Eydie)
**Ruthie Lawson** (Pencil, Saye)
**Sidney M.** (Javier, Qalam-Rassas, Sio)
**Nicole Marie** (Minola)
**Pattie Nguyen** (Pin)
**Sara Taylor** (Citlali, Yaretzi, Zorah)