Bongo Kingdom

The Most Serene People's Kingdom Of Le Bongo (Mostly just called the Bongo Kingdom) was an African Wasteland nationin former Nigeria that was founded in 2063 by Random african scavenger turned king: Mr Nigeria.

### History

On day in 2063 a random african wastelander know to his friends as Mr Nigeria decided that he did not want to be a scavenger anymore. Late at night he cast a powerful Zoodoo spell on himself so that anyone who saw him would think he was a king. This did not Work. When he returned to his village the next day he was laughed at and had dirt thrown at him (mostly by his wife) He was then chased out of the village. He walked for about a week before coming across another village. Before he showed himself he covered himself in mud and ran into the village screaming. The villagers were confused at the weird dude covered in mud but then they started finding it funny. He was adoped into the village as the local looney. One month later the Village Chief thought it would be funny if he let Mr Nigeria be the leader for a day. 3 Seconds after the crown was placed on his head mr Nigeria stabbed the chief and Proclaimbed himself King of Bongoland. Everyone sort of put up with this until Mr Nigeria's Death in 2071 when his Son Mr Zimbabwe took his place as king.

After the Bongo Bashing the Nation lost 60% of its population and was telelported into the ocean by Ashtron Gaming. The island was left broken but they slowly recovered. Because it was exposed to more water the island became mroe tropical and it's people developed large fishing villages.

### Random Facts

* National Anthem is "*Bingo Bango Bongo*"
* The largest division of the Bongo kingdoms army is called “The Bundari Army”
* All tanks use purple camouflage that the Bongo Kingdom invented
* A custom that has existed since the start of the creation of the kingdom is the May celebration of cultures
* Where may citizens come together and spread their culture in celebrations, such as the day of the dead and other national cultural days
* Each year the nomadic Wodaabe tribes gather at the end of the rainy season, usually during the last week of September, for what has been described as the world’s most competitive male beauty pageant!
* During this week-long festival, tribes gather on foot, via camel or donkey to come together to dance, feast, and most importantly – attract a lover or mate. The men, who carry a small pocket mirror with them at all times, spend hours preparing their clothing and makeup for the Yakke dancing – in which three female judges each pick a winner who will carry acclaim and fame for years.
* The Wodaabe are polygamous, and it is the women who take the lead in partnerships. During the dance, a woman who wishes to be ‘stolen’ from her current husband by a more attractive mate taps him on the shoulder to indicate her choice. Being witness to the Gerewol festival is a rare opportunity for travellers to broaden their cultural horizons, and definitely worth planning a trip around!
* Africa’s largest cultural event, this annual extravaganza sees the normally quiet streets of Grahamstown transformed into a hive of colorful activity which attracts local and international stars alike. Every available room becomes a performance venue, and every park or sports field becomes a flea market to showcase over 600 separate acts, from drama to music to stand-up comedy and everything in between!
* People from the middle class of the society and up wear custom clothing known as Gruchi, as a way to symbolise power and strike fear into the heart of thier enemies
* They have a bad soap opera called “Da Baby” which has been  patented and stuff