Chapter 6: Final Document, Part 1

Joshar is proud

**Final Document, Part 1** is the sixth chapter of YES and of Joey's Special Experience

## Summary

Seven years later, in 1888. Tummy Tuck Jack was a serial killer who died due to a lack of motivation and anger. The same year, a terrible food competition between Joost and God begins.

We cut to Joost and God playing some variation of rugby involving balloons and yoga. With the help of God, Joost is able to win the game. Joost is glad it's over, and God thanks Joost yet calls her garbage. Joost then realizes how confusing it is that God has been handsome for the past seven years.

As the others congratulate God for his victory, they ask about his friendship with Joost. God tells them their friendship is insulting yet amuses him. But deep down inside, God knows they aren't friends, in fact, Joost is his girlfriend, and God wants to treat her well so he can have her ass all to himself.

Joost and God return home to where Joshar is, and God is confused and asks if Joshar is his father. Joshar is sick and wants to go to a hospital, but God is worried for him and says he'll be murdered there. Joost does not comprehend the situation and tells Joshar to have fun (or they hate Joshar for killing then that one time). Joshar then reveals that he had a boyfriend before he went to school, and is very proud of his bisexuality. God, angry at Joshar for bragging how he has the better dating game than him, wants Joshar to go to that murder hospital now.

Later that night, Joost decides to run some tests on the ice mask. Joost notes how the mask doesn't taste good. She has no idea why the mask doesn't remember her mother's birthday. While storing the mask away, Joost accidentally knocks down a few boxes, one of which has a letter from Dariusz Roka, which was written seven years ago. Joost realizes that Dariusz is God's father, and reads the contents of the letter. What she reads shocks her.

A servant attempts to give Joshar some drugs, but God offers to take them to Joshar instead, since the man is pregnant. God says he doesn't care. When God approaches Joshar's room, he switches the drugs out, and Joost appears. Joost asks what happened to the drugs and reveals the contents she saw in the letter, which reveals Dariusz died of sickness :heart: and somehow Joost and God's father are the same.

## Appearances

### Main characters:

* Joost
* God

### Minor characters:

* Jack the Rapper (debut) (1st death)
* Jodocus' Mansion Butler
* Dariusz (mentioned only)

## Lore notes

* Tummy tuck surgery exists in 1888.
* Joost is apparently a farmer.
* God brags about having a bongo signed by the presumably famous Lord Marcus Hugo Hudson. No one has this is exact name in real life, but there is a former football player named Marcus Hudson. Don’t get any ideas, rugby and football are totally different sports…supposedly. Besides, he’s from Florida. Save him for JSE’s rendition of Stone Ocean.
* “Mr. Brendol” probably refers to God, due to the similarity between Brendol and Brand (God’s last name). He has a lawyer named “Joester Conatan” - Joestar Jonathan. It seems Joost is God’s lawyer and they are both studying archeology in school, and that the game of rugby took place at said school. A later line suggests this to be high school.
* Joshar is referred to as a pastor.
* Joost briefly wonders if the events that transpired 7 years ago were just in their imagination. God is just that hot.
* God asks if Joshar is his father. While this could be him wondering how his adoptive father got into such a poor shape, later events in the chapter suggests that Dariusz and Joshar are the same person.
* Joshar fears he is going to die just from a cough, already mentioning a possible funeral.
* Joshar’s doctor “logging on” may suggest that a site like Zoom exists, as well as virtual health appointments through this site.
* Joshar says he is leaving because he has a “better home.” He’s so sick of Joost’s shit that he would rather live in a hospital. That or he is 1. convinced he is going to die from this illness and 2. that he will somehow make it to heaven (how the phrase “going home” is used when someone is dying).
* God saying he was “born to walk” may reference him being brought into existence as a 12 year old, already capable of walking.
* Joost trying to remember his mother’s birthday implies that the mask reminded him of her, serving as more evidence for the mask being based off her. The lack of a known birthday could also imply she was summoned similarly to God, and why she was 6 years old at Joost’s birth.
* Charles Darwin stopped caring about the theory of evolution. God remains an atheist anyway.
* Joost is anti-Hindu.
* Joshar wrote a lot about the death penalty. He loved it so much he used it on his own child once, all those years ago.
* The letter that Joshar wrote to Dariusz seems to have been during the accident. He was able to choose not to die.
* As for the fathers being the same person, Joost may just be ignorant when it comes to sexual innuendos. “Within” with a heart could just imply that Joshar was a top.

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