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What Are Shadow Creatures? Dolan Life Mysteries ft. Hellbent

> *"Werewolf? But its right over there!"* -Danger Dolan
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**What Are Shadow Creatures? | Dolan Life Mysteries ft. Hellbent** is the 30th video and 19th episode on the *Super Planet Dolan* channel. It features Shima Luan, Hellbent, and Danger Dolan. The description reads, "From fairies to Big Foot, we answer 10 of your most burning questions about mythical creatures." It features 10 questions.

The script can be found here and the video can be watched here.

### Featured Questions

* Are there such things as aliens?
* Are there monsters with lots of heads?
* Where can I find fairies?
* What is the Fiji mermaid?
* Are vampire bats really vampires?
* Are werewolves real?
* Did dragons ever exist?
* What are shadow creatures?
* What is the Loch Ness monster?
* Does Big Foot exist?

## Trivia

* This episode marks the first appearance of Hellbent on Super Planet Dolan.
* This episode aired on St. Patrick's Day of 2016.
What Would Happen If Sharks Became Extinct? Dolan Life Mysteries

**What Would Happen If Sharks Became Extinct? | Dolan Life Mysteries** is the 56th video and 41st episode on the *Super Planet Dolan*channel. It features Danger Dolan and Melissa Morgan. The description reads, "From why men have more hair than women to what the first invention in history was, we answer some of your most burning questions about life."

## Featured Questions

* Why do we have electronic devices if they hurt eyesight?
* What is the longest a human/plant/animal has lived for?
* Why is space black?
* How deep do worms go?
* Why do men have more hair than women?
* What would happen if sharks became extinct?
* Why are there moons on other planets?
* Why do women have breasts?
* What happens to our body when we sneeze?
* What was the first invention?
Why Do Cats Hate Water? Dolan Life Mysteries

> *"If you strap buttered toast to a cat's back, it'll turn into an anti-gravity machine! Since the cat can't land on its feet and toast NEVER lands buttered-side down, the cat will float in mid-air – go ahead, TRY IT."* -Danger Dolan
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**Why Do Cats Hate Water? | Dolan Life Mysteries** is the 9th video and 6th video on the *Super Planet Dolan* channel. It features Danger Dolan and Shima Luan. The description reads, "From whether cats always land on their feet to if dogs only see in black and white, we answer 10 of your most burning questions about cats and dogs." It features 10 questions.

The script can be found here and the video can be watched here.

### Featured Questions

* Do cats really have nine lives?
* Why do dogs like it when we pet them?
* Do cats always land on their feet?
* Do dogs dream?
* Why do cats hate the water?
* Do dogs really only see in black and white?
* Why do cats rub their faces on everything?
* Why are there so many kinds of dogs?
* Do dogs and cats have super powers?
* Can cats and dogs get jobs?

## Trivia

* This episode is the most viewed video on the *Super Planet Dolan* channel.
GhostToast

**Jeremy Sanchez**, also known as **GhostToast** and **Brain Grain**, is an artist and animator best known for animating *Slenderman A Sad Story* (2015–2021), *Super Planet Dolan* (2015-present), and *Planet Dolan* (2016–present).

## Super Planet Dolan Videos Animated by GhostToast

### 2015

* Row Row Row Your Boat Dolan Animated Music
* Wheels on the Bus Dolan Animated Music
* Beaver Motel Dolan Animated Music
* Itsy Bitsy Spider Dolan Animated Music
* The Knock Knock Joke Song Dolan Animated Music
* I'm a Little Teapot Dolan Animated Music
* Hickory Dickory Dock Dolan Animated Music

### 2016

* What is the Opposite of Opposite? Dolan Life Mysteries
* The Ice Cream Witch Dolan Animated Music
* The Ant Who Complains All Day Dolan Animated Music
* Horrible Names For Your Children Dolan Animated Music
* Why Don't Birds Fall Out of Trees When They Sleep? Dolan Life Mysteries
* If A Cow Laughs, Does Milk Come Out Their Nose? Dolan Life Mysteries
* Why Are Coffin Lids Nailed Down? Dolan Life Mysteries
* When You Lose Weight, Where Does It Go? Dolan Life Mysteries
* Why Does A Round Pizza Come In A Square Box? Dolan Life Mysteries
10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Earth

> *"Since the world is flat, when you flip it upside down, you'll find an evil version of yourself, doing nasty things like SPITTING ON SIDEWALKS and NOT HELPING OLD LADIES CROSS THE ROAD."* -Danger Dolan
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**10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Earth** is the 1st video and episode on the *Super Planet Dolan* channel. It features Danger Dolan and Shima Luan. The description reads, "From questions about outer space to wondering where snow comes from, we answer 10 of your most burning questions about Earth." It features 10 questions.

The script can be found here and the video can be watched here.

### Featured Questions

* Why is the sky blue?
* Why do you sink in quicksand?
* If you were on the other side of the planet, would everything be upside down?
* How many people are there in the world?
* Why is the Earth round?
* Why can't we live on other planets?
* What would happen if all the gravity disappeared?
* Why does the ocean taste so salty?
* Where does snow come from?
* Why do seashells sound like the ocean when you put it against your ear?

## Trivia

* This is the first episode both by *Super Planet Dolan* and by VimHomeless.
* This episode marks the first appearance of Danger Dolan and Shima Luan in a full animated video.
* This episode, along with 10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Food, 10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Space, and 10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Dinosaurs, aired on September 12, 2015.
Chupacabras

**Chupacabras** are a type of demigod-level beings designed by John Johnson and created by Mark Markuson in the WWSNG. It is the Key animal of John Johnson.

## Biology

Chupacabras are ageless beings that resemble very large wolves. They have athiminium retractable claws and spikes protruding from their spine. They are covered in short, gray hair, and have large saber teeth.

A normal Chupacabra will grow to the size of twenty-two meters, and to a length of 45 meters from nose to the end of tail. It is most often described as being the size of a row of flats.

Chupacabras are physically the strongest species of animals in existence. They can bite through an I-beam made out of Duranium, and run at 1200km/hour. Their spine is made out of Overduranium, an absolutely indestructible matter.

Chupacabras have both female and male genders, but will only reproduce if one Chupacabra dies from some unprescedented cause.

Chupacabras are just about as intelligent as humans, but being products of intelligent design, they do not have all of the same flaws as other intelligent beings. Their incredible speed and reflexes allow them faster decision-making than humans. This is why they are often mistaken to be more intelligent.

## Purpose

Chupacabras were designed by John Johnson specifically to protect other intelligent species of WWSNG. Their secondary purpose was to find and take down any dangerous and/or insane deities in their realm. So far they've not failed to fulfill either purpose.

## Trivia

* It is the only known animal to have natural body parts made out of Athiminium, or Overduranium.
* John Timberman is the only known mortal person to have at least partially won a fight against a Chupacabra. This happened in the 532nd annual World's Toughest Stick-man competition in the year 32011, after accidentally coaxing an opposing Chupacabra into striking itself on the face. The Chupacabra became so angry that it forfeited.
Mooclucking

**Mooclucking** is a YouTuber, voice actor, Twitch streamer and a guest character in Super Planet Dolan.

He appeared in the episode: What Would Happen If You Couldn’t Blink For 7 Hours? Dolan Life Mysteries as a guest character.

## Appearance

**Moocluck** wears a red robe, a set of pauldrons that have green gems and a hood with skull ornaments. he has green eyes.

## Trivia

* **Mooclucking** is a Human Warlock from the game World of Warcraft.
	+ He and Nixxiom happened to know each other and are often rivals.
What Would Happen If The Moon Were Cut In Half? Dolan Life Mysteries ft. Melissa

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**What Would Happen If The Moon Were Cut In Half? | Dolan Life Mysteries ft. Melissa** is the 37th video and 23rd episode on the *Super Planet Dolan* channel. It features Danger Dolan and Melissa Morgan as a guest. The description reads, "From technology translating pet talk to how far a snake can eat its own body, we answer some of your most burning questions about life." It features ten questions.

The script can be found here, and the video can be watched here.

### Featured Questions

* Could sloths take over the planet?
* How & why did the Stone Age happen?
* What was the first joke?
* Is it possible for technology to ever translate what animals say?
* Is silence a sound?
* What would happen if the moon were cut in half?
* If you have one eye, are you winking or blinking?
* Can you run continuously for 2 hours without stopping?
* How far can a snake eat its own body?
* What is the difference between a worm and an earthworm?
Demons

**Demons** are a type of Heltish humanoid creatures. Devils are considered to be their sub-species.

## Physiology

While Demons are capable of sexual reproduction, more often than not Satan creates them through magic. This has lead to the mainstream population of Demons having minuscule genetic variation. Multiple landrace strains of Demons exist in lower parts of Helt.

Demons are at average about 180 centimeters tall creatures with a pair of arms and legs, two black horns on their head, and clawed digits. Demons created by magic have dark red skin, while landrace breeds are common to bestow black, yellow and gray skin patches as well.

While demons are intellectually on par with humans, they do not have vocal chords. There are cases of Demons escaping to live in the human realm, and communicating by sign language.

While technically not the same species, a Demon can, through intensive self-training and strife, elevate itself to a Devil.

## Cultural significance in Helt

Demons are the working class of Helt. They are assigned to any tasks too menial for Devils, but physically light enough not to require Asags. This can include construction, farming, husbandry, gathering of resources, guarding, warfare, or torturing of the dead. The Infernal Infantry consists of high-ranking Demons.

Due to their relatively benign nature, Demons can and will often times escape into the human realm. Some of these Demons have felt that Helt doesn't nurture their intellectual ambitions, some are just bored and angry with Satan's supreme rule.

Although discouraged by Satan, Demons can sometimes be found engaging in artistic venues.

## Trivia

* Curiously, Demons do not have a name, and will only choose one for themselves in the case that they ascend into Devilhood, or escape into the human realm.
Are We Running Out Of New Music? Dolan Life Mysteries

> *"It was obviously the Pokémon Rap that first took the world by storm, it was quickly followed up with songs about big booties, something about being on a boat, and now everyone just calls each other racial slurs to sick beats"* -Danger Dolan
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**Are We Running Out Of New Music? | Dolan Life Mysteries** is the 25th video and 15 episode on the *Super Planet Dolan* channel. It features Danger Dolan and Shima Luan. The description reads, "From what the first recorded song is, to the difference between high and low tones, we answer 10 mysteries about music." It features 10 questions.

The script can be found here and the video can be watched here.

### Featured Questions

* How does tuning a guitar work?
* What was the first rap song?
* If all the buttons on a trumpet look exactly the same, how does each one make a different note?
* What was the first recorded song?
* Where did rave music originate from?
* Fortissimo, what is it?
* What is the difference between high and low tones?
* Where did the instrument sections get their names?
* Are we running out of new music?
* How does music affect emotions?

## Trivia

* The ending fortissimo scene at 7:33 plays when a user subscribes to Danger Dolan's Twitch channel during a live stream.
Carl Carlson

**Carl Carlson** (1893-2054) was a Dutch linguist and a demigod-level Deity in WWSNG.

## Significance in WWSNG

Carlson was hired as a specialist to map out the different languages present in WWSNG. Working along with Smith Smithson, he indeed completed this mission in 20 years or so. Carlson introduced libraries to The New World, and stressed the importance of mutual mingling between intelligent races.

Carlson never left WWSNG after joining the resistance movement in 1987, as his unnaturally prolonged age might've killed him instantly. He died in his summer cottage in 2054 in the town of Reuna.

Carlson's key animal is the Hæriø Lizard.

## Personal life

Carlson was fluent in 20 languages, two of which he came up with by himself.

Carlson was the oldest member of the team, and often found socializing with the others to be a bore. He nevertheless took a shine to Smithson, whom he associated on many work-related missions.

## Trivia

* Due to the age-lengthening abilities granted by his status as a demigod and his status as the oldest member of the New World scientists, Carlson was the first human to surpass the age of 150.
List of magical spirits in Pigverse

**Magical spirits** are mostly aetheral beings that usually consist only of a soul, and possibly some type of an appearance, that use magic as a method of interacting with their environment. All magical spirits listed here are considered to be the "Powerful spirit"-type of Deity.

## Neutral spirits

* Living forests
* Genies
* Zomi
* Fog people
* Animal spirits

## Benevolent spirits

* Y-'(y^2)'/en.d
* Angels

## Malevolent spirits

* Poltergeists
* Perkele
* Japanese horror spirits
* Rouge AI's
* Space-twisting horror spirit

## Trivia

* The existence of some Japanese horror spirits is disputed. Some type of spirits have been confirmed to approach Satan in hopes of a contractual job, claiming that they can turn a human inside-out. This has never been observed, however.
Spatial anomaly

**Spatial anomalies** are locations rendered non-euclidian by some form of spatial (blue) magic.

## Known types of spatial anomalies

### Wormhole

The most well-known and oft-used spatial anomaly. Creates a relatively safe passage between two locations. As wormholes rely on the inherently folded and convoluted nature of the universe, creating a wormhole from any given location can lead to areas that are incredible distances away.

### Backtrack

A simple non-looping anomaly. Disallows one to traverse beyond a certain point by always teleporting one back.

### Pocket dimension

A pocket dimension is a well-contained and stable area that can be accessed through a designated entrance. The inside of a pocket dimension is located in a dimension further up from that in which it was created. Thus, any space it occupies will seemingly not be present from the outside.

### Horizontal spatial loop

The simplest and most intuitive looping anomaly, where the edges of a horizontal area are connected to one another. While inside of it, one can travel in a perfectly straight and flat line, and still end up back from where one started from.

These include Partial horizontal loops, which can still be entered and exited normally from one side, but loop on the other.

### Sudenkuoppa

A Sudenkuoppa is a specialized type of horizontal loop that is tied to forested areas. They can only be exited by gaining visual contact with a road, and then reaching that road on foot without breaking eye contact for any extended period.

### Fractal spatial loop

An incredibly strange anomaly where looping areas are simply resized copies of the original. The resizing doesn't affect the area's structure - not even on the atomic level. Thus the loop can extend seemingly indefinitely. Has very little practical use other than to cause existential dread.

## Notable spatial loops

* Most of the travel in the Sun's solar system is carried out by Wormholes, most notably the gigantic Earth-Mars Main Wormhole.
* Examples of every known type of spatial anomaly can be found on display at the Space-Time Anomaly Museum in Zürich, Switzerland.
* A living forest in Slethany contains a dangerous amount of Sudenkuoppas, created by local Attic Elves.
10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Space

> *"If you were to make the long journey to the center of the galaxy, you'd find a vault filled to the brim with Milky Way candy bars. But you can't have any, and that sucks man."* -Danger Dolan
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**10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Space** is the 4th video and 3rd episode on the *Super Planet Dolan* channel. It features Danger Dolan and Shima Luan. The description reads, "From whether the moon is made of cheese to what would happen if a comet hit Earth, we answer 10 of your most burning questions about outer space." It features 10 questions.

The script can be found here and the video can be watched here.

### Featured Questions

* Why does the Moon shine?
* Why do people think the Moon is made of cheese?
* What is a "blue moon"?
* How do planets stay up in the sky?
* How many galaxies and stars are there in the universe?
* Does everything in the universe spin around our sun?
* Why is our galaxy called "The Milky Way galaxy"?
* Why is there no gravity in space?
* What would happen if a comet hit Earth?
* How far is the closest black hole from Earth?

## Trivia

* This episode, along with 10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Earth, 10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Food, and 10 Dolan Life Mysteries About Dinosaurs, aired on 12 September 2015.
Los Angeles

**Los Angeles** is the largest city in the state of California in 32011. It is located on the planet Earth.

## Notable inhabitants

Los Angeles is home to many important characters of Pigverse, including Piggy, Swine, Captain Fat-Piggy, Alfred I. Piggy, Piggy 2B0F36, Indiana Stark, Theodor Rigby and John Timberman.

Notable celebrities of Los Angeles in the 321st century include TV host Gyorge L. Nietzscheson, business man and con artist Sam Mustache, and demigoddess Tris of Arawen.

## Notable locations

The University of Los Angeles is one of the technological focus points of Earth. It is the first known location to have invented time travel. In some incarnations, it is also the home to reliable methods of using wormholes for transportation, and black holes as an energy source. The university is in close contact with the Alpha Centauri, Andromeda, Sirius and Procyon.

The outskirts of the city host a zombie-survival course that attracts students from around the solar system. The course is run by N-clair deTonator.

The main office of Unlimited Dreams Ltd. is located in downtown Los Angeles.
The city of Dabrah

The city of Dabrah is the capital of Dabrah, the southern state of Telbirian.

## History

The City of Dabrah is the oldest city in all of Telbirian. It is the expansion of the first kingdom. The kingdom is situated along The King's River. Religion is fiercely present in the city. It has always pledged allegiance to The High Keep.

The City is very similar to "The Sands" in its design and culture.

## Features

### The Castle

The castle is a short, but long sandstone castle. It is known for its desert gardens and lavish rooms

### The High Temple

the high temple is where all religious teachers must train. It is where all religious objects and original scripts are kept aswell

### The Calltareum

The Calltareum is where soldiers and warriors must train before they are put into combat. Often children of Dabrah are taken as children to train against the parents or their own will. It is considered a great honour to graduate from the harsh school. Many students attempt escape, but few succeed.
World's Toughest Stick-man competition

The **World's Toughest Stick-man competition** is a televised annual event held for all Stick-men of Pigverse.

## History

The history of this competition is highly incomplete, as it has not been largely discussed in any works of Pigverse.

The competition has ran every year since 31479, and has had the same judges for all this time: Indiana Stark from planet Earth, Juflop Fffrrtzs Guqfreik from planet Hanusa in Andromeda, and Ökerhj Ög from planet Phiones II in Boötes I. The three judges are all immortal beings.

In 31692, Brendon McHoff won his first title, later on becoming a five-time champion of the event. He was nearly eaten by a tyrannosaurus in survival round.

In 31977, the title winner lost an arm in the qualifications round.

In 32011, the competition was held on New-Ifmtjolj, Pluto. There are many instances of this event, but in most of them, John Timberman wins the title.

## Rules

The competition is held in a different location every year, usually in a wilderness location such as a jungle, a desert or a mountain range. Some years the competition is held in an urban location, such as the anarchy-ridden streets of Anthals on Mars. Some even more exotic locations have been used, such as Helt or WWSNG.

The actual competition consists of three parts: qualification round, survival round and the finals.

In the qualification round, different kinds of objects are dropped on the heads of contestants. The first object is usually an anvil, and while most contestants survive this without a hitch, the objects gradually get larger and heavier until most contestants faint or receive injuries. There have been instances where two or more contestants have cleared bathtubs, cars, and even live tasers being dropped on them.

The one hundred contestants with the best performance will move over to the survival round. This round is always held in the nature of the chosen location. Each contestant is given a regular chicken egg that they must protect. If the egg breaks, they are eliminated, and a detector inside of it will transport the contestant back into the starting area.

Only the last ten surviving contestants are allowed into the final round. The final round changes theme every year to keep the contestants on their toes. In 31979, to commemorate the 500th competition, the final round was a quiz show about the history of The World's Toughest Stick-man title.

## Multiple title holders

John Timberman is one of the most prolific contestants in the competition history. He has won over 25 times, notoriously 20 years in a row at one point. There have been other, more decorated contestants, but none of them have been mentioned in any canon Pigverse works.

Brendan MacHoff won the title five times in his time.

## Trivia

* A rarely applied rule of the survival round states that should a contestants egg happen to have a double yolk egg, they will not be eliminated upon breaking it, and will instead be teleported back to the starting area.
Angels

**Angels** are immortal, benevolent Deities classed as powerful spirits. They normally inhabit Heaven, but can travel freely on Earth and The Universal System of Helt.

Sentient beings who have suffered through the Universal System of Helt will invariably become Angels.

## Appearance

The "basic" form of an Angel is a humanoid with a pair of white feathered wings, and a halo of white light surrounding their head.

Angels are capable of changing their appearance to almost anything, but are prone to staying in forms comparable to that of their youth or childhood.

Some Angels are more comfortable in taking unusual forms, such as interconnected rings lined with eyes.

Angels can only be seen by Humans on Christmas day.

## Personality

A person entering Heaven will, upon ascension to Angelhood, be stripped of any Earthly ills or flaws, including mental ones. Without any fears, prejudices or obsessions, Angels tend to be likeable and stable, without degenerating into lethargy.

## Significance in Heaven

Angels are meant to enjoy their time in Heaven, and are usually allowed to do as they please. They have nearly unconditional control over matters in Heaven, barring any clashing interests with other Angels or The Alphabet Bird.

Angels are able to summon inanimate objects, buildings or natural features such as lakes, rivers or mountains. This has led to Heaven's highly varied and slightly confusing landscape and infrastructure.
Unlimited Dreams Ltd.

**Unlimited Dreams Limited** is a Los Angeles based company that specializes in mapping and publishing content from people's dreams and coma fantasies.

## Practices

Unlimited Dreams Ltd. uses a type of brain scanner to dig up memories or dreams. The process usually takes a few minutes for singular dreams. If mapping dreams or coma fantasies from a larger time span, it might take several hours.

Once the mapping is complete, customers can choose to take home the raw data, or have a visual novel or a physical book printed from them.

In a few very unlikely cases, dreams will overlap massively, creating an interlocked story with dividing and joining paths. These kinds of dreams are usually presented in Choose-Your-Own-Adventure type books. A notable case of this is an incarnation of the current universe, where Piggy mapped out a three-year coma fantasy and had it made into a CYOA-book.
Zzyzxs

**Zzyzxs** are a type of Heltish beasts.

## Physiology

Zzyzxs are tiny, pitch black semi-humanoid creatures, often times only 10 inches tall. They have oblong torsos with two very skinny legs, a pointed tail, and no arms. They have an elephantine snout instead of a mouth, three eyes, and two small horns on top of their heads.

Zzyzxs have the special ability to be able to light themselves on fire at will. If prolonged, the fire become uncomfortable for them, and eventually painful.

Zzyzxs are capable of speech, and are roughly as intelligent as humans.

## Significance in Helt

Zzyzxs have been tested as having possible usage in intimidation, interrogation, torture or counselors for Demons and Devils. Their small stature and silly appearance negate any actual credibility in these purposes.

Satan uses Zzyzxs very rarely, because of mutual distrust. In 32011, there was a Zzyzx revolt in Helt. Satan had ordered the Zzyzxs to stay aflame for too long, and they started to get antsy. The Zzyzxs attacked Satan, and demanded to let them extinguish themselves for some time. Satan became enraged that they had dared to attack, and tried to kill every Zzyzx on sight. After a while, all Zzyzxs had fled into other parts of Helt, and Satan calmed down. After numerous failed attempts to get the Zzyzxs to come back, Satan simply created more of them.

Due to the Zzyzx revolt, there is a large population of Zzyzxs living freely in Helt. They have often times been observed to recruit other Zzyzxs working for Satan to join them, and engaging in guerilla warfare against Satan. Satan has attempted to eradicate these rogue Zzyzxs to much dismay.

## Trivia

* Zzyzxs are alphabetically the last Heltish species.
* Piggy was part of the Zzyzx revolution of 32011 in some instances. In some rather esoteric instances of this, the coalition of Zzyzxs and Piggy manage to kill Satan.
Historical time-travel club

**The Historical Time-travel club** is the formal society of time travel on the planet Earth.

## Purpose

The main purpose of the club is to explore historical events and preserve historical artifacts. Their most known line of work is to search for items, places and sometimes people, who were previously thought to be lost.

## Members

Swine is the founding member of the club, being the only known non-deity to be able to naturally travel in time.

## List of their work

The historical time-travel club has performed at least these tasks:

* Confirming that Jesus Christ was indeed a fictional person fabricated around the year 300.

* Returned the mummy of Pharaoh Khufu to the Great Pyramid of Giza in the year 9308.
* Infiltrated the illegal pork cloning facility in Denmark in which Piggy 2B0F36 was born and raised in the 9970's. The purpose was to salvage the advanced technologies used there, but due to their unethical nature, the club has decided against returning it to present day.
* Investigated the accidental missile launch of January 10000. They also suggested that the launch code of the missile, '4 857 323 551' could be made into a TV channel dedicated to historical events relating to nuclear warfare, as a cool reference. In some rather unfortunate incarnations, this retroactively caused the launch to happen, when Piggy accidentally found the disguised missile silo, and inputted the launch code through a remote control trying to watch afromentioned history channel.
Irwin Irwinson

**Irwin Irwinson** is a Norwegian astronomer and a demigod-level Deity in WWSNG.

## Significance in WWSNG

Irwinson was hired for the project in 1972. His mission was to make something that would look like a sky full of stars and moons. Utilizing a survey made by Smith Smithson, he was able to incorporate just about the entire pantheon of every sentient race in WWSNG into the constellations of the New World.

What constitutes as the night sky in WWSNG is not made of any real stars or planets. Rather, it is a magical veil upheld by John Johnson's magic.

Irwinson was taken aback after finding out that the project must remain in absolute secrecy, and that he could no longer go back to Norway to his wife. Later in 1972, right before the project went into an information blackout, Irwinson was forced to fake his own death. He has since fallen in and out of depression, and was granted retirement by John Johnson in 1973.

It was later hypothesized that Irwinson's loss of contact with his wife led to him regarding his friend Frank Frankson more fondly than before. Mostly out of a job, Irwinson would often tag along with Frankson for trips to the further regions of the New World.

Irwinson was the first person proved innocent of treachery by Zachary Zacharyson in 1974. Zacharyson knew that Irwinson couldn't be a traitor, as he was hired only after his suspicions about it had already started. Zacharyson convinced Irwinson to flee into the New World and "disappear".

Frankson, a seasoned traveler, declared that he would go and find Irwinson. After weeks of scouting, Frankson was lucky enough to find Irwinson. Irwinson explained his situation to Frankson, who realized that he now had to subsequently join the resistance movement.

Years later when Jeffery Jefferyson joined the resistance and built a network of secret tunnels underneath the resistance's base, Irwinson was given responsibility to remember the labyrinthine routes by heart.

## Powers as a demigod

With the addition of the usual demigod-powers of self-sustainment, physical strength and longevity, as the creator of the firmament, Irwinson has been granted powers to seemingly create celestial bodies of any size or image. This is sometimes used as a universal warning sign to civilians.

## Trivia

* Irwinson was the 10th person to enter WWSNG.
* Irwinson's and Frankson's friendship is often times jokingly dubbed 'Just shy of homosexual' by other scientists. While not having developed into anything physical, Irwinson has been garnering romantic feelings towards Frankson for a long while.
Order of Locutus

Also known as the Locurites.

Originating from the planet of Medea, the Order is believed to have began when the first council of druids came together and began exchanging knowledge and philosophy.

From those first humble beginnings, the Order grew to nearly encompass the world of the "civilized beings". Gnomes, dwarves, elves, humans and the more intelligent races.
Indiana Stark

**Indiana Stark** is an immortal Stick-man born on Earth about two universes ago. He lives in Los Angeles.

## Powers

Being immortal means that Indiana can't die by any means. His body is supposedly made out of some sort of living Overduranium.

The cells in Indiana's body do not die or regenerate. Not much is known about his anatomy, as x-rays, ultrasounds or other kinds of photography do not penetrate overduranium. However, he has no food digestion system, instead turning everything he eats directly into energy.

Because the cells in his body do not die, not even brain cells, Indiana remembers everything that ever happened to him during the three universes that he has lived through. He is also immune to any kinds of mental illnesses, and does not care about extremely lengthy periods of time passing.

Not having to worry about muscles or tendons rupturing, Indiana can use noticeably more strength than regular stick-men.

## Personal life

Not having to eat, sleep, defocate or rest at all, Indiana manages to keep several steady jobs at once. He works among other things as a caregiver and a trainer of dangerous animals, a human crash-test dummy, a worker on an oil rig, and a judge for the World's Toughest Stick-man competition. Though he lives in Los Angeles, he is technically homeless, due to not needing a house.

Indiana has seen so many people and animals die, including several universes worth of living beings, that he no longer personally cares about the death of others. Yet he is a vowed pacifist, and considers it a duty of immortal beings to protect meaningful and long lives.

He is a close friend of Piggy, Swine, The Alphabet Bird, and two other immortal beings named Juflop Fffrrtzs Guqfreik and Ökerhj Ög.
Poltergeists

**Poltergeists** are malevolent, invisible and intangible spirits that are native to the Milky Way galaxy.

## Physiology

Notably, poltergeists do not have a physiology. They are comprised of pure magical kinetic energy.

## Behaviour

Poltergeists' life span is tied to the house that it inhabits. A poltergeist cannot survive for long without human contact, or at least a plentiful amount of household items to mess around with. Thus, poltergeists can be killed by destroying their houses.

Poltergeists are incredibly hostile creatures that have an innate need to scare people and cause havoc. This is most often accomplished by making objects float and fly around, and by various abrasive sounds such as screaming and laughter.

More powerful poltergeists can also make objects disappear and reappear, deform and destroy items without moving them, and wedge items inside walls and other objects.

Poltergeists can be considered to be manifestations of restlessness. Poltergeists will calm down only if they are ignored.

## Clustered poltergeists

When two or more poltergeists somehow meet, it is possible for them to merge into a more powerful being, called a clustered poltergeist. Large poltergeist clusters are incredibly dangerous, as they possess magical abilities rivaling those of Genies or even Living forests.

Clustered poltergeists can move entire houses, summon large objects out of thin air, slightly alter the movement of time, and even outright kill people.

As some clustered poltergeists are powerful enough to move their house with them, they can seek out new houses after destroying the old one. They will still die out normally if left without a house for extended periods. Houses inhabited by clustered poltergeists are thus usually burned down to stop them from spreading.

## Trivia

* Poltergeists were an invention of Satan, or possibly one of his Demons.
* It is somewhat common for people in abusive relationships to blame poltergeists.
* It is illegal to sell houses with poltergeists.
* It is also illegal to infect houses with poltergeists. Humans have yet to find a viable method of doing this, but this law has been passed in many countries as a preemptive measure.
Coincidetoxin

**Coincidetoxin** is a rare and unusual substance found only at the core of the star Nagras 15, and in the brains of Piggy.

## Properties

Coincidetoxin is a non-elemental substance, in that it doesn't appear on the periodic table. It has only ever been observed in liquid state.

Coincidetoxin affects timelines. It balances out the probability of each different possible timeline it comes in close contact with. Essentially, it makes normally improbable events very feasible.

Its timeline-modifying properties apply universally, but only to events that have significance to the item or person in close contact with it.

Coincidetoxin dilutes from every timeline that it evens out. It is not known how much a given amount of it can balance timelines. Fully diluted coincidetoxin is essentially harmless, chemically inert liquid.

## Appearance in Pigverse

The only natural place in the known universe where coincidetoxin can be found is the core of the star Nagras 15. Its prevalence there has only been speculated through precise simulations and trace amounts of the liquid that can be found orbiting the star in question.

The unnaturally formed organ The Härdelli which is located solely in the brain of Piggy also produces coincidetoxin. This causes unlikely events to happen in his vicinity. Most noticeably, it resulted in millions of times more deaths of alternative Piggies than what would be expected of normal sentient beings. Piggy is also considered to be the God of Coincidence of Pigverse.

Coincidetoxin can be created by very powerful deities, namely only The Alphabet Bird and John Johnson.

## Trivia

* While Piggy's birth was by design of Posu, even Posu was unable to control the wildly unusual timeline machinations caused by the Härdelli and Coincidetoxin. Posu scrambled to grant him some form of immortality in order for Piggy to fulfill his destiny as a Tribune of Posu.
* In only very rare incarnations does Piggy, or any other mortal find out that he is the God of Coincidence.
Perkele

**Perkele** is a Finnish malevolent forest spirit. It is a close accomplice of Satan, but prefers to prank, annoy and mentally torment people rather than kill them.

## Physiology

Perkele rarely makes itself seen, but most reliable accounts tell that it looks much like a large branch infected by witch's broom-mushroom. It is capable of flight, and it can mimic the sounds of various European forest animals, as well as the speech of humans.

Its appearance is sometimes stated to resemble hypothetical corrupted Angels.

## Powers

Perkele has a tiny amount of telekinetic powers accompanied by a wide range of green elemental magics. It can summon almost any type of weather, commune with animals and plants, as well as create temporary Sudenkuoppas to have people get lost in forests.

## Behaviour

With the little amount of magical powers that it possesses, Perkele has a tendency to try and cause as much mischief and grief as possible. It will often times stalk a single person for weeks on end, trying to foil anything that they do. In worst cases, this has driven people to suicide.

The Perkele is unable to leave the forest. Thus, its habitat is limited to Scandinavia, as the border between Finland and Russia is kept permanently deforested.

## Things said about Perkele:

* "PERKELE!" - a sound often heard echoing through the ancient woods of rural Finland.

## Trivia

* Perkele has dubbed a swear word in the Finnish language: "perkele", roughly translating to "the devil".
Satan

**Satan** is a god-level Deity living in The Universal System of Helt.

## Appearance

Satan is a large Devil-like being, and thus possesses two large horns on each side of its head, a pointed tail, dark, pointed nails and a pair of fangs. Unlike devils, Satan's eyes have turned completely gray and pupil-free from eons of being immersed in powerful dark magics. Amongst devils, demons and other heltish creatures, the visual aspect of not having any pupils is highly respected.

Satan wears a light robe that looks almost like a bathrobe. Being the highest authority figure in Helt and one of the most powerful beings in the current universe, it is allowed to dress this way even in official meetings with other malevolent beings.

## Abilities

Having practiced all existing types of dark magic for fourteen billion years, Satan has become the third most powerful being in most incarnations of this universe, only surpassed by John Johnson and The Alphabet Bird.

Satan has powerful telekinetic abilities, and can transport even large items through space-time. Satan itself can't travel in time, only in space.

Satan can summon any heltish creature at any time, and some other non-heltish creatures that have contract-based working hours.

Satan can fire large balls of flames from its hands.

Despite these powers, Satan is not very intelligent, and due to rarely actually interacting with living humans, can be tricked.

## Personal life

Other than torturing people and keeping Helt up to date with continuous expansions and remodelings, Satan enjoys bowling, tea time, playing chess, agitating internet discussions, collecting human souls and dark magic.

Satan is not in a relationship, but has coined The Groke to be "His bitch".

## Trivia

* Satan is theorized to be just a very powerful type of Devil. However, having itself created all other devils, this could be false.
* Satan is not fat, Satan is well fed.
* In a somewhat esoteric incarnation, Satan got angry at Piggy and transported his entire house back to the age of the dinosaurs.
List of animals in Pigverse

There are a myriad of different animals in Pigverse. This is a non-comprehensive list of the known animal species within Pigverse.

* Aaaasback lizard
* A'mawkha
* Angel
* Asag
* Ätselmyhrea
* Attic elf
* Baggage monkey
* Brain cloud
* Brain flower
* Catastostritch
* Chupacabra
* Cron calafe
* Demon
* Devil
* Doom church
* Evil spirit
* Feline human
* Fog bear
* Fourtle
* Groke
* Grue
* Hat crab
* Human
* Hæriø-lizard
* Land-sea-cow
* Lowhider
* Magic pigeon
* Man-eating room
* Mani
* Menninkäinen
* Missile Badger
* Neva
* Nugget deer
* Örkki
* Permafrost worm
* Pig
* Poisonlandminemantaraybat
* Rock gorilla
* Quwljo
* Slip
* peranimal
* Steposaurus
* Stickman
* Tatleama
* Troll
* Twortle
* Threertle
* Vunk
* Xe-u-Danh
* Y-'(y^2)'/en.d
* Ze-u-Unh
* Zomi
* Zombie
* Zzyzx
Genies

**Genies** are type of neutral magical spirits native to Earth. They are renowned for being capable, and sometimes willing to grant wishes.

## Physiology

Genies are gaseous, humanoid beings. They do not possess legs or genitalia, but can otherwise look like almost any kind of human phenotype.

Genies typically live in small containers of sort, such as bottles, lamps, cans and boxes.

Both male and female genies exist, with a gender ratio of about 50/50.

## Powers and behaviour

Genies are the most powerful singular magical species below the demigod-status. Only a few Living forests, and clustered Poltergeists can even be considered to have more influence on the physical realm. Different types of genies have influence over different matters.

Most types of genies can, for example:

* conjure items and living things from nothing
* change the physical properties of existing things
* travel into another timeline
* travel though time

All of these powers are limited by the type and experience of the genie in question. While capable of using magic at any time, genies can only increase their power by granting wishes for sentient beings. Thus, even malevolent genies have a tendency to grant wishes when given the opportunity, although it is inadvisable to present wishes to malevolent genies.

If angered by an exceedingly stupid or reckless wishes, even benevolent genies might be angered and cause harm to the wisher.

## Different types of genies

### A genie in a message in a bottle

These nautical genies look much like sailors, or possibly a pirates. They typically grant three wishes for whoever finds them, or two wishes per person if more than one people summon it simultaneously. Nautical genies are often times very lonely, which either makes them very affectionate or very irate.

### A genie in a liquor bottle

These genies look most often like drunkards. A rare variation that lives in bottles of fine wine, champagne or whiskey can have a very sophisticated look.

These types of genies will grant only drunken wishes: that is, the wisher has to be drunk.

### Genie in a brief case

Often times called the Lawyer genies, they almost exclusively have tailored suits. These types of genies are extremely nitpicky, and will cling onto any and all inaccuracies stated with wishes. This makes them very dangerous, and it is often recommended just to give up and release them without granting any wishes.

## Trivia

* Liquor bottle genies are never of the malevolent variety, as the drunken wishes of their masters often times cause enough trouble as it is.
* Some more obscure types of genies have been found to inhabit lockets, oil drums, shoes, juice boxes, memory sticks, cuckoo clocks and even toilets.
Menninkäinens

**Menninkäinens** are a sentient species living in WWSNG. They mostly live underground.

## Physiology

Menninkäinens are humanoid creatures on average about 4 feet tall. They notably differ from humans in that they have very large noses, and almost all males are able to grow full beards.

Menninkäinens are able to regrow lost limbs. This ability was designed by Mark Markuson to combat the constant grievous injuries that menninkäinens encounter while mining. This regeneration happens slowly over a period of about six months. Inexplicably, menninkäinen's can also regrow their noses.

Menninkäinens grow into full adulthood in four years. Newborn menninkäinens in their native language are called 'vaapu'. Children aged six months to four years are called 'lapap', and adults 'rotelo'.

Menninkäinens are born from stone-shelled eggs over 30 inches tall. The female lays these eggs While in the egg, the menninkäinen's have a tail with a pickaxe attached to the other end. At the end of their development, the vaapu will deatch the pickaxe and use it to dig themselves out.

Menninkäinen's are highly sensitive to sunlight. It has been observed that menninkäinens who nevertheless spend time above ground, such as diplomats and explorers, may become addicted to sunlight.

Menninkäinen's diet consists mostly stone and other minerals.

## Behaviour and social structures

Menninkäinens spend most of their time underground. Most of their societies are based on mining, mushroom farming, smithery and jewelry making. A menninkäinen university will often times have clubs and organizations for artistically inclined individuals, though these skills are typically used purely for hobbyist purposes.

## Technology

Menninkäinens are especially renowned for innovations in mineral technology. In WWSNG, they were the first species to introduce, among other things, whackaxes, de-oxyfiers, gold serums and nuclear power.

## Religion

While the menninkäinens follow the same pantheon as all sentient species of WWSNG, they are most fond of Jefferyson, the ruler of underground. Jefferyson has embraced this position, and has a tendency to mingle with members of the menninkäinen society.

## Trivia

* Markuson admits that he ripped off Menninkäinen's from the dwarves of LOTR.
Duranium

**Duranium** is an incredibly strong material created by Menninkäinens of WWSNG.

## Properties

Duranium is a material famous for its strength and durability. Peter Peterson has described duranium as being one thousand times stronger than titanium.

It is the fourth-strongest material in the known universe. Only IT-Metal, Athinium, and Overduranium are stronger.

## Usage

Duranium is mostly used for items that would get worn down quickly, such as saw blades, drills and rollercoasters.

Another common usage is for items and structures that are crucial to stay in shape, such as highly advanced computers, space elevator supports and jewelry.

The most well-known and obvious of duranium's uses is for high-security. Safes, prison cells and entire houses have been fashioned out of it, as it can only be penetrated by even stronger, much more expensive materials, or incredibly powerful entities.

## Usage by Menninkäinens

Duranium ore occurs naturally in WWSNG, and is fairly common. However, all known areas to contain high amounts of duranium ore have been claimed by Menninkäinens, and the price is high-cut by a monopoly.

Due to its stable price and incredible durability, it is accepted as a universal currency by Menninkäinens.

## Trivia

* Chupacabras are the only species of animal capable of piercing duranium. They have athinium teeth, and can bite through an I-beam made out of duranium.