Episode 6: the excitement livestream

( After the opening, we cut to the inside of the Sugoi Partyhouse. we hear Eddie ( From Eddie's rap channel or cloud ) announcing... )

Eddie: And now welcome to our first livestream special! with your host: Heather.EXE!

   ( The audiance cheers as Heather.EXE bows.)

Heather.EXE: Hello everybody. Welcome to our first livestream special! I have Marshmallow in the kitchen in his bed. sleeping. anywhoo Everyone is here!
( Everyone cheers )

Heather.EXE: We have 5 Rap levels. We only have 4 to show you. Let's start off with Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

Eddie: Round 1: Poochee and Pansy vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared!

Heather.EXE: Pilly, I need you to scream "ANIMATION VS ANYTHING! POOCHEE AND PANSY VS DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED!! DRAW!!!" Like you're being murdered by someone.

Pilly: Ok.

Heather.EXE: You ready?

Pilly: YEAH!

Heather.EXE: Here we go! Whenever we start we shout " DJ DANTE! DROP THE BEAT!!!" Are you ready? Here we go!

Everyone: DJ DANTE! DROP THE BEAT!!!

( Now playing:Welcome to the N.O. (feat. Red da Rula) Artists: Jayh Pound )

Pilly: ANIMATION VS ANYTHING! POOCHEE AND PANSY!! VS DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED!!! DRAW !!!!

Poochee: ( rapping ) Once upon a time, there were two sick rappers, That will be named victorious against some horror-ble actors.

Pansy: ( also rapping ) Dev-oat-ed fans are bewitched when they see you Sufferdark..

Everyone: So we’ll ball hard!

Pansy: ... To show you we’ve got both bite and bark! ( Points her mic to Crystey )

Crystey: Our special announcement is to keep kids protected!

Poochee: ( Points his mic to Pilly )

Pilly: You’re deceiving and begging for HELP so you’re not disconnected!

Everyone: There are Bad Things That Can Happen and thisisitcollectively, We’re towering over you and this time we’re not here to get kitty, Your fans are jejune teens and I don’t FIND YOU much better, Slowly ditching your friends while we always stick together!

Poochee: You try to Question Fun but these standard practices are vital.

Pansy: Couldn’t capitalize on your fame or your first episode’s title.

Red Guy: Digital style comes in the form of many things, Looks like now we’re in Powerpoint Slideshow vs Anything
That sounds really boring - you can ring me and the bell, Because you’re lonely and forgotten - taking the mic L.

Yellow Guy:  While we’re taking the Midnight Crown as what haunts YouTube,

Duck Guy: You’re green with envy because we’re more creative than you. Have you met the talking clock? 10 years and you’ll surely rot, With a pesky B-plot worth Gangadiddly squat! ARG! The early bird gets your can of worms, pups!

Yellow Guy: Takes a ScareTheater video for you to be eaten up! With your dreams of winning against my oil flow, you’ll plummet. Just show your puppy Love and succumb as a puppet.

Poochee: \* hahahah \*

Everyone: \* AAAWWWW \* We’re spitting fire, you’re spitting like Freddy Firefly! You can celebrate Father’s Day by meeting who you were inspired by!

Pansy: Comedy is more your Colin, take an eye for an eye.

Poochee: Looks like this is the second time you bombed on the open mic!

Yellow Guy: \*huh?\* You’re trying to reach us but your views are pitiful. Your fame is dest-Roy-ed and you never grew up like Shrignold. Send an S.O.S to your friends because you’re clearly quite the dreamer, But you won’t get far if your favourite idea is screamers.

Everyone: ( Cheering )

Pansy: I know.. I don't sound like Eddie, But credit to him. He makes great videos.

Heather.EXE: And here we have it folks, That was round 1!

( Now playing the instrumental version of Thanos vs Oppenheimer )

Heather.EXE: Quick reminder: These are inspired by Epic LIoyd and Nice Peter. If you have any suggestions for the rap battle lyrics for me to write down, let me know. The rap battle is about 1 person or more and their opponents rapping against eachother in their format. I could possibly think about the rap battle like: Poochee James Poocheston and Pansy Alexandra Pansina ( Poochee and Pansy ) vs Prairy Carry Sakura and Kelly Christina Sweetpaws ( Forest Animals ). It can take a while to take care of that this Saturday, if it goes as planned. I might ask Poochee and Pansy Mini Show Wiki if he could do that, I could suggest if he could insert any instrumental music. But right now, RAP IT UP PEOPLE! RAP IT UP!

Pansy: ( Spins around but fell right after )

Heather.EXE: Are you ok?

Pansy: Yes....

( How to get your friend to stand up. Ft. Poochee James Poocheston. Here's how he gives the demenstration: 1st of all, Poochee is trying to pull Pansy toward him, but he fell over on his back as well. FAILED! Poochee is trying to get her up, but kept her balanced \* which was a good thing. \*. CLEARED! )

Poochee: ( sigh cutely ) Here we go.

Pansy: ( hears someone calling her name. Technically Duck Guy. )  ??

Duck Guy: Come here, Pansy.

Pansy: ( runs up to Duck Guy, but her eyes are covered by him, Duck Guy takes Pansy to the attic. )

Duck Guy: ( And then in the attic with Pansy, he uncovers her eyes to let her see surprise.)

Raku-chan: This meme ->

Pansy: OH MY GOODNESS!! YES!!! :D

Duck Puppet: We're happy that you liked it. :)

Raku-chan: Look, we need to to get back out of the attic. The round 2 is about to start.

Duck Puppet and Pansy: Agreed!

( after getting out of the attic )

Heather.EXE: Oh! You, guys, are here just in time, Pansy, Raku-chan, You girls can prepare eachother for round 2.

Eddie: Round 2: Poochee and Pansy vs Nyan Neko Sugar Girls!

Heather.EXE:1..2..3...

Everyone: DJ DANTE! DROP THE BEAT!!!

( The music starts playing )

Crystey: ANIME RAP BATTLES! POOCHEE AND PANSY!! VS... NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS!!! BEGIN!!!!

Poochee: This won’t have a fairytale ending so go ahead and chase it!

Pansy: You know that we’re ballin’ so go eye to eye and face it!

Poochee: This faux shoujo’s got no mojo so we’ll cut their series short!

Pansy: So jump to the scare and scream in pain as you retort! Planely, you must be crazy to think cats would win in a dogfight.

Poochee: You’ll see more than a bit of a blood when you find out how dogs bite! XD

Everyone: Commissions are open!

Pansy: The sweet NEET’s out of employment. :D

Raku-chan: Animation fight 2 Kokoro-less dogs??? Is that supposed 2 be hints??!!?!?!
Ur into reallly weird stuff >\_< is this bdMS Paint SUGOII?????
ur worse than our jiggle fisics, self desprication’s in more then bulimia
we be spittin a vry fast rap bbtbfbtbb like ah!! Too fast!! Nyyyaaaaa XC

Koneko-chan: You're all barks and no bite!

Raku-chan: Yeah, you're both are just talkers! I had enough of this ( NO, RAKU-CHAN!!) Like Hitoshi-san and his stalkers! Nya you- Sorry, pups.

Koneko-chan: Ahoo, baka, baka, baka.

Raku-chan: Hurt my warning feelings and I'll scream like AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!!?!!?!

Pansy: OH NO!! XD We've gone death!

Poochee: This looks like our biggest obsticle!

Pansy: What else do you kind of think that these pairs of slobs have pulled?

Poochee: Cause you might be breaking sounds, but you sure aint at your peak. WE'RE THE ROUGHEST PUPS IN THE LITTER?!

Pansy: Ain't even the flavor of the week.

Everyone: You're just a pair a spassics with a matching demograpic while we attract horror attics like how you are with catnip, so with your tongue licks, we think you both should go and quit it! We've both dogged you out, End of best friends' couplets!

Raku-chan: Planely you must be crazy to think dogs would win in a cat fight!

Koneko-chan: Raku-chan, I don't think it will work because the dogs are about plains.

Raku-chan: Oh right! Pick up for murder but I'm out of super frame, Yeah I don't know how to come up with a punchline, it's super lame.

Koneko-chan: You're not important like secondary characters. Who on earth are you? XD

Raku-chan: You're being boxed up and you better clean yourselves, PHEW!!

Koneko-chan: So we'll gangadiddle Hitoshi-san.

Raku-chan: KILL ME, GIRL, HE'S MINE!!

Koneko-chan: Sorry, sweetheart. \*Stabs Raku-chan\*

Raku-chan: OMG! I died for the second time!

Everyone: ( Cheering )

Pansy: You're awesome, Nyan Neko Sugar Girls!

Raku-chan: Both of you are awesome too. :3

Eddie: Round 3: Poochee and Pansy vs Baldi's Basics in education and learning!

Pansy: \*SIGH!!!\* Why do we need to rap battle against this poor teacher.... -\_-

Poochee: It's ok.. If we lost, it's alright. But if Baldi lost, it ok. This is only a rap battle.

Pansy: Oh. I'm starting to feel bad if any of us lost. <XD

Baldi: Don't worry! XD This is a Livestream Highlights. We're doing this for our fans.

Poochee: I agree. LET'S DO THIS!!! :D

Heather.EXE: DECENT PG RAP BATTLES!! POOCHEE AND PANSY VS BALDI'S BASICS!!!! BEGIN!!!!!!

Poochee: Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box, But now a “ Dank Meme's Crazy School?”

Everyone:  The DMCS must be stopped!

Poochee: You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? \*Wait, What?\*

Pansy: Like Filename2, face corruption.

Everyone: You could not just teach the same Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles.

Poochee: We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard.

Pansy: You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14. Doki Doki Wierdo. XD

Poochee: EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD!

Pansy: but it’s better you would exist!

Poochee: Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed.

Baldi: No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue? I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young. Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize! I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines.. No Suffering in the Dark, XD you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave XD
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies <3. You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head. After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD!!!

Pansy:\*WWOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!\*

Poochee: You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap. TwT

Pansy: Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks.

Everyone: You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise.

Pansy: Another nonsensical horror?

Poochee: I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes.

Baldi: To close my eyes? \*What?\* You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through. You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2. I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “B+” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters...

( Everyone was looking at eachother, looking very confused.)

Pansy: I wish there was a rematch. TwT

Baldi: We just confused eachother, did we..?

Poochee: We're now assorting to confused eachother.

Everyone: XD

Eddie: Bonus Battle: Poochee and Pansy vs Panstar !( AKA Prettany )

Heather.EXE Last rap battle. Poochee and Pansy vs Panstar. GO

Poochee: 🎶 Once upon a time, there are 2 rough Kokos , that will get a chance to win against this terror-ble Popo.

Pansy: Yeah, listen here you Police offisinistar, ( Poochee and Pansy's eyes went narrow all of the sudden ) take a chance to bleed and give up you little sinistar!

Poochee: Our special announcement is to keep kids safe as soon as possible!

Pansy: Your heart will panics, as our raps will make your mind impossible!

Poochee and Pansy: We'll make you SufferDark, and bite your stomach as your guts can bleed, your blood is so much as what we need.

Pansy: There is no way we're killed because we're always stick together!

Panstar: \*Aww!\*

Poochee: You're so cute when you weep, and they could FIND YOU much better!

Panstar: \* Are you two done yet? ...Alright.\* Do not try to reach me, you eerie dogs! You're so twisted, when you two were in murder mode when you're in clogs! I know battling against you isn't that fun, but if the ending of your name sounds like an letter "e", It's time to run! You seriously need to stop spitting like Kelly, so quit sucking my Cursed Blood and GET IN MY BELLY!! Panstar is my name, and I spit flame, and no, I'm not denying both of your fame.

Poochee: Hey, Pansy, what do you think?

Pansy: I think that verse looks like it was on her thigh!

Poochee and Pansy: And she said it felt so right!

Poochee: I have Jesseca's eye!

Pansy: And with it, he helps me fly!

Poochee and Pansy: We've spit enough fire, so now it's your turn to bust our empire! Our raps will have your arm whooped!

Pansy: Even then, you'll have your arm cooked!

Panstar: \* OH REALLY?!?!\* You two got to look-out! You both are trash and get took out! You're both a check mark, you're book-out! You're both a fire, and get blown out! Are you down?! I'll impale you with the Midnight Crown! I'll just have to make you snap eachother's neck! ( Poochee and Pansy's eyes gone narrow again and Pansy was like "AH?!" ) But when I pull out my sword, Both of you better hit the creck!

Pansy: You're my one crazy sister, girl! You've been driving crazy by the world!!

Panstar: What ever these angels you've thrown at me, you never kill me in my sleep! I make this video gone like BLEEEP!!!! Both of you can't beat me! Even though, I love you, my sister, But trust me, you'll feel the sense of what this battle would be. 🎶

Heather.EXE: Now for the results

Poochee and Pansy vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: 30/31 points

Poochee and Pansy vs Nyan Neko Sugar Girls: 31/31 Points

Poochee and Pansy vs Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning: 31/31 Points

Poochee and Pansy vs Petco: 30/31 Points

Poochee and Pansy vs Panstar: 31/31 Points

Overall: 30x2:60+31x3:93:153/155 Points

Heather.EXE: Very good everyone! :)

Everyone else: (Cheering)

Yellow Guy: So, Heather.EXE, When do we need to start our interview?

Heather.EXE: Tomorrow shortly.

Yellow Guy: Alright.. Just making sure.

Cast: Poochee Poocheston..................Jim Cummings

      Pansy Pansina............................Miranda Cosgrove

      Raku Chan..................................Soapopera

      Koneko Chan..............................Soapopera

      Heather.EXE...............................Vanessa Carlton

      Baldi Baldimore...........................Mystman12

      Paul............................................Tony Domenico

      Panstar Pansina...........................Lea Michele

      Yellow Guy and Duck Guy.............Baker Terry

      Red Guy......................................Joseph Pelling

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