Josiah and Drew Watch History of Swearing

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## Episode Summary

Josiah and Drew watch two episodes (Fuck and Shit) of History of Swearing starring Nick Offerman

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew announced the collective effort for all listeners to take a moment to text or tweet the phrase "Globe Hell Patreon" in support of the show.
* Josiah and Drew watched the *History of Swear Words* episodes 'F\*\*k' and 'Sh\*t' while talking over them.
* Josiah and Drew discussed starting a new show called 'Shit Talk' where they talk about shit while shitting. Previous guest Nate Ruess will be invited to appear on the show.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "I mean, that's the thing, we can say whatever we want and there's no rules, really, as long as we don't show kind of our parents this, or anything like that, I think it's fine for us to say 'fuck' or 'shit'."
* "And I was thinking we could fuck shit up by learning about where these words come from a little bit. Uh normal kind of 'come', not the funny 'cum'."
* "I love watching these Netflix things that were just shot in a Sunday afternoon."
* "[On the topic of what 'fuck' means] No, 'forbidden carnal knowledge', Larry Heather told me that is what it stands for. He said, 'forbidden understanding of carnal knowledge'."
* "Whoa, that lady is getting railed in that house and it's bouncing up and down!"
* "This is like *South Park*."
* "*Hot Fuzz* is funny. They should have called it 'Hot Fuck'."
* "If you're ever on a talking head interview in the future, make sure you say things like just that could be edited in anywhere, like 'What? Are you crazy?' cause then you'll definitely get more airtime. Just be like, 'Umm okay!'"
* "[On the topic of what to say in a talking head interview to get more airtime] Are you freaking on pills?'"
* "[On the topic of Taylors sewing clothes and Millers grinding grain] Right, so a Fucker would have been fuckin."
* "I hope they talk about fuckboys."
* "Do you think there's an episode about 'Bitch'? About you?"
* "Ooh fuck them! Ooh let me fuck them! Ooh I wanna fuck a cop! I wanna fuck the rich! Ooh don't mind if I do! Fuck the world! Mmm! Fuck the president, my name's Monica Lewinski!"
* "Oh I hope they talk about when people say like, you know a picture of like a butterfly flying away and they're say, 'Oh that was my last fuck!' or 'Here's my garden where I harvest all my fucks that I give', and it's like a desert cause you don't give any fucks."
* "Grogu is saying the c-word."
* "*South Park* is a real game changer. Pretty good politics on that show."
* "This one is called 'S-H-apostrophe-T', so is it about a shot? One Perfect Shot? Oh what if there was a Twitter account called 'One Perfect Shit'?"
* "This show's really good! I like this show. Better than the Sarah Cooper one, for real, but it is also awful."
* "I like ass shit."
* "I think if you like Globe Hell Warning, you'll like *The Wire*."
* "Here's this purple hair lady again. I don't know how you can get a job with that kind of hair. It's disrespectful. Unless you're working at *Barney: The Dinosaur* uh staff writer."
* "[On the topic of how disrespectful it is for a woman to have purple hair] I would say to my receptionist, 'I said send in the next candidate, not send in the clowns.'"
* "[In response to a woman saying 'vagina'] Well, don't say 'vagina'."
* "Every time you shit, a baby is born."
* "[On the topic of not being able to swear] I would kill myself."
* "They ran out of stuff to talk about with shit, so now they're just talking about swearing in general."
* "I bet you would love to have a rod pierce your frontal lobe."
* "I hate when there's a taboo around excretion."
* "The thing that sucks is I feel like I already wanna watch this entire thing again."
* "Nicolas Cagge is woke. Nicolas Woke, he should be called in this episode."
* "I wanna write in to Netflix and complain about having this purple haired lady on here."
* "That's so funny. That's why Chris D'Elia is one of the great comedians."
* "So, I mean, that helped me! Now I know what to do if I'm doing ice bucket challenge. Just say 'fuck' a lot and then I won't get ALS."
* "And also just wanna say, if you are a professional and you're someone in your field who has succeeded enough that you're going to be maybe called upon to lend your expertise to a production, I think that you owe it, not only to others, but to yourself, to just have a modicum of respect and just keep your hair at kind of a normal color that is human color, because otherwise it's just frankly insulting to those of us who just kind of respect knowledge and learning."

### Drew

* "[On the topic of Globe Hell Warning being for all ages] From babies to dead."
* "Piss."
* "[On the topic of borrowing a Netflix password from family members] Well that's immoral. It's like stealing tweets. Only a piece of shit would do that."
* "It could be named *James Porno*."
* "The other four-letter word is 'fuzz'."
* "[On the topic of what to say in a talking head interview to get more airtime] 'Let's not!'"
* "[On the topic of what to say in a talking head interview to get more airtime] You gotta be jackin me off!'"
* "[In response to Josiah saying he hopes they talk about fuckboys] Why would they talk about you??"
* "To me, Nick Offerman is God. Nick Offerman is my fucking God, and I would lay myself down for him. I would lay my life down. I would throw my life down like it was a piece of shit in my hand. For Nick Offerman."
* "[When Nick Offerman showed up on screen again] Oh, it's my lord. It's my God."
* "Oh, they showed more blink-155 bullshit."
* "I was born with that knowledge. I've always known what a MILF was."
* "Directed by Christopher D'Elia, not to be confused with disgraced comedian Chris D'Elia."
* "It should be an older hybrid animal."
* "I'd love to take a dump with you sometime."
* "No, that's Nick Offerman, my God, my lord. I think it's him."
* "[On the topic of how disrespectful it is for a woman to have purple hair] Yeah it's insane. If I was hiring and somebody like that came into my office, I'd say, 'Get out, send me an animal hybrid now.'"
* "[On the topic of people shitting while they give birth] You do."
* "People going birth makes you have to shit."
* "I wanna get a rod stabbed through my eye."
* "Do you serve shite here?"
* "Shit and piss."
* "[On the topic of a woman having purple hair] It's unprofessional. Put a hat on!"
* "You don't see the great professors throughout history with purple hair. Or even the great entrepreneurs. It's not of this Earth."

## Trivia

* This is the third narrated watchthrough episode, after Drew and Josiah Watch Sarah Cooper Is This Fine? and Death to 2020.
* Josiah and Drew previously alluded to doing a narrated watchthrough of *History of Swear Words* in the previous Patreon episode Death to 2020.