The Fresh Elkadsreophile of Greenhill/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 2 episode, *The Fresh Elkadsreophile of Greenhill.*

## Visiting El Kadsre City

*(The episode begins without the usual Dumb Teacher intro. A hip-hop theme in the style of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's theme plays. Dan is seen sitting on a rotating Vicnoran throne wearing sunglasses and a crimson-red hat with Toa Tahu's head on it. Behind the throne is a background filled with logos for Technic, Panchi, Sminster, the Matsushita family emblem, Eagle's 1974 eagle symbol, the El Kadsre flag, the North El Kadsre flag, the Vicnoran Kingdom flag, and the Sentan flag & heads of Michael Vlokozu, Lindsay Smith, Ryu Judoku, Hiroshi Kayos, and Bas Elyas. After 6 seconds, the text, "The Fresh Elkadsreophile of Greenhill", with 'The' and 'of Greenhill' in Times New Roman Italic and 'Fresh Elkadsreophile' in a graffiti font colored like the flag of El Kadsre appears for 4 seconds before fading out.)*

* **Dan**: *(rapping)* Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me, I'll tell you how I became hooked on a country called El Kadsre.

*(The scene cuts to a brick wall, where Dan is seen writing, "VLOKISM 4 LYFE" under a Michael Vlokozu head with a white spray paint can. After 2 seconds though, Duncan Lewis, wearing a black hat with a white text saying, "THE KADS SUCK A$$", sees what Dan is doing and attempts to wedgie him, only to be sprayed in the face by Dan's spray can. Duncan runs away crying while Dan flips him off. The scene then cuts to a soccer field, where a brown-haired 6 year-old Dan is seen playing on a soccer field)*

* **Dan**: *(rapping)* In Greenhill, Michigan, born and raised, on the playground, was where I spent my 6-year old days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', *(Dan kicks the soccer ball into a soccer goal)* all cool and all playin' some S-ball outside of the school, *(scene cuts to a sidewalk, where Dan encounters some Bionicle fanboys)* when a couple of fanboys, hooked on Bionicle, *(the fanboys show Dan Quest for the Masks 2 on their Tulips portable DVD player)* showed me stuff that's cooler than a popsicle. I loved it so much and when I saw it was made in that country, I said, *(Scene cuts to young Dan on the same background as before)* "I gotta know more about this country, El Kadsre".

*(Scene cuts to the library, where a timelapse shows Dan reading books on El Kadsre and its history)*

* **Dan**: I learned so much about them, day after day, and I got hooked on Technic on one of those days, *(The scene cuts to the same background from earlier, where young Dan is seen dying his hair blue)* then I dyed my hair blue, *(Dan picks up and shows a poster of Michael Vlokozu on the screen)* got a poster of Vlokozu, *(the scene cuts to Dan's house, where Dan is seen showing Cheryl his poster)* when I showed ma the poster she was like, "Vlokozu who?"

*(Scene then cuts to Dan's room, where young Dan is seen looking around his room, where an El Kadsre flag and posters of Bionicle IX, Toonami, Michael Vlokozu and Robotman are shown)*

* **Dan**: *(rapping)* My new room, yo, this looks bad. A Toonami poster and an El Kadsre flag? Is this what rooms of Elkadsreophiles are just like? Hm...This feels more than alright.

*(Scene cuts to present-day Greenhill, where Dan is seen leaving the Greenhill Mall in disappointment)*

* **Dan**: *(rapping)* I went out to the mall to see The New Chronicles, the film was so garbage, I compared it to the Bionicles. *(scene then cuts to the Greenhill airport, where Dan is seen in front of a receptionist)* If anything, I went to the airport just by me, then I told the receptionist, "Yo homes, to El Kadsre!"

*(A montage of the plane flying to El Kadsre City is shown for 9 seconds before cutting to Dan leaving the plane with a view of El Kadsre City being shown)*

* **Dan**: *(rapping)* I left out with a view of El Kadsre City, and I was like to myself, "This trip's gonna be trippy!" I looked at the city, I was finally there!...To visit EKC, right now and right here!

*(Dan begins to walk out of the plane and into El Kadsre City as the music begins to end. The scene then cuts to a bus travelling in El Kadsre City, inside, Dan is seen looking at a newspaper with an article titled, "THE NEW TECHNIC HEROES MOVIE IS A FAILURE! FANBASE AND FRANCHISE RELATIONSHIP NOW DECLARED RUINED")*

* **Dan**: I can't believe El Kadsre would do this to their greatest kadsresatsu franchise...Turectillium, Karrak, Tunar, what the Vlokozu are those things? Guaranteed, they're like *nothing* I've seen in the Technic Heroes franchise before!
* **Marcus Bentley**: *(off-screen)* You're here because of that crappy film as well?

*(The camera zooms out to show a blonde Australian man sitting next to him. Slow guitar music begins to play)*

* **Dan**: Yeah. I'm a huge fan of the franchise.
* **Marcus**: I know how you feel, mate. I'm Marcus. Marcus Pentley. I've been in love with Technic Heroes since Nova Orbis' release in me home country. If you're here boycotting BTV for ruining the glorious TH, you're not alone. That film is nothing but a bloody disgrace, what was Banushen Television thinking, ruining the franchise like that?
* **Yaroslav Gruzinsky**: I know! Why would Banushen bastards do that?

*(The camera pans to a Russian man wearing a grey Ushanka sitting next to Marcus)*

* **Yaroslav**: I am Yaroslav Gruzinsky, a fan of Technic Heroes like you both. Ever since Bionicle 1 came to former Soviet Union, I have been loyal to franchise since, as those films make me ignore fact that my grandfather was former Soviet general. Franchise all good forever, right? Well, Нет! All of sudden, New Chronicles comes out, and in flash, great franchise go down drain! Great franchise, ruined by Сукин сын Banushen!
* **Julia Schultheiß**: Yes, Banushen is to blame like those stereotypical Nazis!

*(The camera then pans to a German female sitting next to the three)*

* **Julia**: Julia Schultheiß is my name, and like all of you, I love Technic Heroes. Ever since Nova Orbis came to theatres, I have enjoyed the franchise all the way to the unification of Germany, and I still do today. I don't know why Banushen would kill a great franchise, but I swear, the great Technic Heroes will be restored once we boycott those bastards at Banushen!\
* **Dan**: Marcus, Yaroslav, Julia. I hear you all, and if we all want Technic Heroes to be great again like how El TV Kexit made El TV Kadsre great again, I saw we team up to end Banushen's reign of terror once and for all! It's time for Technic Hexit! This time, it's personal.

*(The bus stops at a bus stop near the Banushen Tower. The four leave the bus and begin walking to the Tower while carrying weapons)*

* **Yaroslav**: *(looking at Banushen Tower)* In El Kadsre, Banushen ruins franchise fanbase, but in former Soviet Russia, franchise fanbase ruins Banushen!
* **Dan**: Let's do this!

*(The rest of the scene is panoramic and seen in slow motion while "Leave You Far Behind" by Lunatic Calm plays. After 11 seconds, though, when they are close to the door, a person inside puts up a note on a piece of paper. The music stops with a record scratch)*

* **Julia**: Huh? What is this?
* **Marcus**: *(reading)* "For those of you Technic Heroes fans wanting to boycott Banushen for the failure of The New Chronicles: The Journey Begins, please redirect your target at the film's director and writer, Sung Gim instead. Thank you, Banushen Media Corporation. P.S. Leave us the tip if you want to thanks us for letting you know." Wait. "Leave us the tip"?
* **Yaroslav**: It's El Kadsreian grammar, Marcus. Do not worry.
* **Marcus**: Oh yeah.

TBA