Episode 1 - Snail Equals Snail and The Neptune's Sun and Moon Transcript

Gary and Snellie: Oh yeah, you know it! Uh huh, you got it! Uh huh. Left, right, hey, pa-chow! (Hey!) Gary and Snellie, doing good feels good Gary and Snellie, they're besties all the way Gary and Snellie, doing good feels good They're gonna make the world a better place! Hey! Here we go! Oh! With SpongeBob SquarePants lead the way... Gary and Snellie, doing good feels good So come on, let's do good with Gary and Snellie!

Title: "Nickelodeon's Gary and Snellie"

"Developed for television by Stephen Hillenburg"

Episode Title: "Snail Equals Snail"

Female Narrator: This is the ocean place we call Bikini Bottom teeming with life. It is home to one of my favorite sea snail creatures... Gary and Snellie. Yes, of course Gary belongs to SpongeBob. And Snellie belongs to Squidward. And they all live in different houses. One that lives in the pineapple under the sea. And one that lives in the Easter Head Island under the sea. Their story begins a long time ago.

[The story begins with Gary entering the pineapple house’s living room. The subordinate shellback creature has a huge smile on his face before pulling out his phone. After a few moments of waiting, it rings and the caller is Snellie. Gary’s smile widens and he answers.]

Gary: Hello, Snellie!

Snellie: Hi, Gary!

Gary: What are you doing?

Snellie: Relaxing, and I just peed on Squidward's plant.

Gary: Good, he deserves it.

Snellie: That he does.

Gary: So, do you want to hang out?

Snellie: Sure, that sounds splendid!

Gary: Alright, see you soon! [Gary hangs up, eats up a quick snack, finishes drinking a glass of snail milk and fixes his bowtie.] Let's do this! [Gary slithers out of the pineapple house but as he heads towards Squidward’s lawn, he sees SpongeBob & Squidward facing against each other.]

SpongeBob: Squidward! I am sick of you always making fun of my GARE-BEAR!

Squidward: That mutt has bothered me for the last time! Always peeing on my plants & eating my spices, that ugly thing you call a pet should’ve been exterminated long ago!

SpongeBob: Snellie ain’t so sweet either! I am convinced that she breaks into my house every day while I’m at work to use my TV! It's always on and wasting electricity!

Squidward: I'M GOING TO TAKE A BATH!

SpongeBob: DON'T FORGET YOUR RUBBER DUCKY LIKE THE TWO YEAR OLD YOU ARE!!

Squidward: To Dave Jones Locker with ya!

SpongeBob: You should’ve went away for good when you scream blown that big bubble & went to the Great Beyond! [SpongeBob grabs Gary and they head back to the pineapple.] Come on Gary! I do not want you around Snellie & her loser owner!

Gary: Meow?!

[SpongeBob forces Gary inside & slams his door shut. Squidward angrily stomps upstairs and as he is turning his bubbly soap machine on in his bathtub, he notices Snellie looking out the windows in his bedroom toward the SquarePants residence. Squidward walks up, picks up Snellie & restrains her to her snail bed.]

Squidward: You are not allowed in the presence of those Moronic Maniacs! If you resist, I am taking you off those Premiums!

Snellie: Meow!

[Squidward angrily stomps away while muttering to himself but before he does, he blocks the windows with his gray and uninviting blinds. Squid then locks himself in his bathroom and goes off to his bathtub venture.]

[SpongeBob angrily begins cooking lunch in his kitchen. While applying some tomatoes & sea cucumbers to a healthy meal he is making, He still angrily mutters about Squidward.]

SpongeBob: Stupid Squidward & his jerkiness! He makes me so sick! Bah to him!

[Gary watches SpongeBob angrily cook his meal and begins to look sad that his playdate with Snellie is now ruined.]

[Snellie, after some struggle, eventually breaks free from her bed, quietly slithers past the bathroom while hearing Squidward scream from being hit with so much hot water.]

Squidward: (to himself) TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH! TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH!

[Snellie goes downstairs, devours Squidward’s cashews bowl & then sneaks outside. She slithers past her owner’s scarecrow, over a wooden fence & lands in SpongeBob’s yard. She slithers up to the pineapple house window and spots Gary sulking on the couch inside. She bangs her eyestalks on the window to let him know what’s up. Gary smiles upon her appearance.]

Gary: Snellie!

Snellie: Quick! Use the snail door! [Before Gary could slither through the door, SpongeBob walks in having had overheard his joyous meow. Snellie hides from sight.]

SpongeBob: Gary? Why are you heading to the door?

Gary: Meow meow meow.

SpongeBob: You gotta pee?

Gary: Meow!

SpongeBob: No? ………. Okay, carry on! Lalalala! [SpongeBob skips back into the Kitchen while Gary breathes a sigh of relief and slips right out the snail door. Him & Snellie meet and embrace in a purr by rubbing their eyestalks together.]

Gary: Together at last.

Snellie: Indeed, and your owner is so dumb, he makes Patrick look like a rocket scientist!

Gary: Yeah, Patrick. [Gary then forms a plan] That's it! Patrick!

Snellie: What about Patrick?

Gary: We can have a playdate at Patrick's rock!

Snellie: Yes! Good idea!

Gary: Let's go!

[The scene cuts to Gary & Snellie greeting Patrick at his rock.]

Patrick: So you guys want to have a date at my house?

Gary and Snellie: Meow!

Patrick: (picking up a smaller rock the same color as his house) No problem! I have to go and take Rocky for a walk!

[Patrick heads out with Rocky and puts him on a leash. He tries to walk the rock but can’t muster enough strength to drag it. A little kid walks by and sees this.]

Kid: Why are you trying to walk a rock you stupid starfish?! Hahaha!

Patrick: This is no rock! This is Rocky! My pet who has the nerves of steel!

Kid: And an owner with a brain smaller than a pebble.

[The kid walks away snickering while Patrick is left shocked.]

Patrick: How did she know my brain size?! She must be with the Illuminati!

[Patrick, despite being weaker earlier, uses enough strength to pick up the rock & walk on by in a paranoid manner thinking he is being watched.]

[Gary & Snellie relax in Patrick’s Living Room and proceed through on a nice date watching Snail tunes on TV & playing with plenty of toys.]

[Gary & Snellie chew on a single piece of spaghetti. Before the classic romantic trope could take place, Gary simply just cuts the spaghetti strand in half with some scissors.]

[Gary & Snellie use their snail phones to send several romantic text messages to each other.]

[The two snails also raid the refrigerator & eat all of the Krabby Patties inside.]

Mr. Krabs: (Showing up out of nowhere) Ahem.

[Gary reluctantly pays Mr. Krabs $10.]

[Snellie & Gary continue to do more snail activities. After a nice hour of doing what they want, they lay on top of Patrick’s rock staring at the sunset with fulfilled lives.]

[Squidward finally finishes his bathing. He exits the bathroom and considers heading down to his living room but decides he must apologize to Snellie first. Squidward enters his bedroom.]

Squidward: Snellie, while I still loathe SpongeBob & Gary with great pleasure, I am sorry for.. [Squidward then pauses when he sees the broken off chains & other restraints Snellie had freed herself from.]

[SpongeBob finishes having his healthy snack & decides to text Gary telling him it is time to come home. No answer.]

SpongeBob: Huh? [SpongeBob tries again but still gets no answer.] Gary? Why are you not answering my messages? You almost never do this except when… [SpongeBob then realizes that Gary had lied to him and has snuck off to see Snellie.] Gary the Snail! You are so busted!

[Before Gary & Snellie could continue enjoying the remainder of their evening, they hear Squidward scream angrily.]

Squidward: SNELLIE!!!!!

Snellie: Squidward!

[Squidward walks up on Patrick’s rock & grabs Snellie.]

Squidward: I specifically locked you in the house and yet you still manage to break free & spend time with this smelly unpedigreed mutt!

[Gary & Squidward confront each other.]

Gary: Mrowwww!!

Squidward: What are you going to do Great Snail Race Loser?

[Gary begins pounding Squidward with his eyestalks in the form a hammer. SpongeBob then rushes up.]

SpongeBob: Get away from that witch, Gary! [SpongeBob grabs Gary & begins to console him while Squidward does the same with Snellie. However, SpongeBob & Squidward then face each other and name call each other.] Witch boy!

Squidward: Cheesehead!

SpongeBob: Slightly Larger Than Average Nose!

Squidward: Holes!

[Gary finally has enough.]

Gary: MEOWWWW!!!!!

SpongeBob: Gary?

Gary: You two are both idiots!

Squidward: Me an idiot?! I take resentment at that!

SpongeBob: Gary! Why are you calling me an idiot?!

[Snellie then joins in on the argument.]

Snellie: Meow Meow Meow Meow!

Squidward: SpongeBob started it!

Gary: MEOW!

SpongeBob: But Gary! I just didn’t want you to hang out with the pet of somebody I am in a fight with!

Snellie: Meow Meow!

Squidward: Stop fighting?

SpongeBob: Or else?

Gary: Meow!

Squidward: You will expel all over us while we are sleeping?!

Snellie: Meow!

[SpongeBob & Squidward remain dumbfounded but then realize that they have been acting too immature. They then face each other and let it all out.]

SpongeBob: I’m sorry for the things I said Squidward, I just don’t like it when you make fun of Gary.

Squidward: Perhaps I did go a bit too far this time, Gary is still a menace to me and all, but we shouldn’t interrupt the love life between him & my Snellie.

Gary and Snellie: Meow!

[SpongeBob & Squidward simply shake hands signalling peace between them & the end of their fight. Gary & Snellie breathe a sigh of relief.]

SpongeBob: Well, this evening is still young, let’s go eat some healthy organic choices!

Squidward: Ooh let me get some of that! My favorite!

[SpongeBob & Squidward run off to enjoy their meal while Gary & Snellie shudder in disgust since they gross out at their owner’s food choices. Gary & Snellie decide to continue feeding on the Krabby Patties when they happen to notice Patrick stationed across the street wearing an “Anti Triangle” shirt and having had put another on Rocky.]

Patrick: You will not watch us Illuminati!

[End the first half of the episode by fading to black.]

Episode Title: "The Neptune's Sun and Moon"

[The episode started inside SpongeBob's pineapple house. SpongeBob and his friends; Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, Karen, Larry the Lobster and Mr. Krabs are celebrating Gary and Snellie's anniversary and birthday of how they first met.]

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, Karen, Larry the Lobster and Mr. Krabs: *(Singing)* Snaily Birthday to Gary, Snaily Birthday to you!

Gary: Meow!

Snellie: Meow!

SpongeBob: It's time for cake! [Brings out the cake that SpongeBob made for Gary and Snellie's birthday anniversary.]

Patrick: Cake! [bangs the table as SpongeBob accidentally throws the cake into the air and Patrick ate the whole cake into his mouth and his tummy.]

SpongeBob: [brings out the backup cake] Good thing I made backup cake! [sets the cake on the table.]

Patrick: Yummy!

Sandy: Oh no you don't, Patrick! We share the cake with everyone! Hi-yah! [karate chops the cake into many pieces and puts em on the plate.]

Gary: Meow!

Snellie: Meow!

Patrick: Wow! Even better than the whole thing! [Eats the piece of cake like a vacuum.] Yum!

Squidward: As long as it is not made of snail slime and kibble.

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. The cake is not made of snail slime. I'd promise.

Squidward: Oh boy. [Eats the piece of cake.]

SpongeBob: Except when you were about to count as... Snail-Nips!

Squidward: Snail-Nips!?!?! Blech!!!!! [Spits out the cake made of snail-nips.]

Gary and Snellie: Meow! [Eats the cake made of snail-nips.]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob and Squidward, It is an honor that your snails are having a good time at their anniversary birthday party of how they first met ever since the Bikini Bottom snail race at Oyster Stadium.

Mrs. Puff: Oh, Eugene.

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, Gary is not Purebred like my Snellie!

SpongeBob: Hey! Our snails can be together whatever they want. No matter what happens, they'll stay friends forever and ever!

Squidward: No, SpongeBob! I told you before, I would not let Snellie play with that mongrel mutt.

Pearl: At least you can't interrupt the love between my Dad and Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob and Sandy, Plankton and Karen, and these two snails, Squidward.

Sandy: These two snails are perfect for each other like lovebirds in the birdbath!

Gary: Meow.

Snellie: Meow.

Plankton: Oh brother. How could anything in Bikini Bottom possibly get any worse than love?

[Suddenly from outside off-screen, The Neptune's Sun and Moon together comes out of the Volcano of Mount Bikini Bottom.]

Larry the Lobster: Look! That Green Cheese and that Red Ball have returned from Mouth Bikini Bottom.

Sandy: Not again!

[All of the citizens of Bikini Bottom who are Bikini Bottomites looked at the Neptune's Sun and Moon as the Moon shines the light every people in town with it turning them all into realistic fish. We cut back to SpongeBob and his friends who saw the return of Neptune's Sun and Moon.]

SpongeBob: What will we do now!?!

Sandy: There's only one thing to do in the time like this! Run like heck!!

[SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, Karen, Larry the Lobster and Mr. Krabs runs out of SpongeBob's pineapple house and into the town of Bikini Bottom to find the shade to take shelter.]

Pearl: [Takes a picture of Neptune's Sun and Moon with her shellphone.] My friends have to believe that there's Neptune's Sun and Moon now.

[Then up in the sky, Drizzle, Drizzle Jr. and their Parents saw Neptune's Sun and Moon and decided to go down there and save the Snails, Sea Bunnies, Seahorses, Clams and Worms from the pet shop they can all carry into their cloud bodies.]

SpongeBob: Oh my!

Mr. Krabs: [Sees that Plankton and Karen are not here.] Where's Plankton?

Plankton: [He and Karen are seen sneaking away toward the Chum Bucket.] See you later, fools! hehehehe!

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster and Mr. Krabs: [All see the Neptune's Sun and Moon.]

Gary and Snellie: [Runs away from Neptune's Sun and Moon.]

[The Neptune's Sun and Moon shines on SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster and Mr. Krabs turning them all into realistic sea creatures and land creature.]

Realistic Sea Sponge and Realistic Starfish: [sucks all the bugs on the floor]

Realistic Crab: [Snaps his claws]

Realistic Puffer Fish: [Puffs up like a balloon]

Realistic Sperm Whale: [singing while making whale sounds]

Realistic Lobster: [Sheds his skins and eats it]

Realistic Giant Octopus: [Roars as he starts chasing the realistic sea creatures and realistic land squirrel]

Gary: SpongeBob!

Snellie: Squidward!

[Bubble translation to Plankton and Karen as they warn Spot the amoeba about Neptune's Sun and Moon.]

Plankton: Spot! Spot! Pack your things! We are about to be shined by the light of Neptune's Sun and Moon! We better get out of the town of Bikini Bottom Stat!

Spot: [yaps like a puppy]

Karen: Let's get outta here!

[And Plankton, Karen and Spot got out of the Chum Bucket real fast heading to another town as Neptune's Sun and Moon shine on everything in Bikini Bottom turning them all into realistic sea creatures and Drizzle, Drizzle Jr and their parents saved Gary and Snellie from being shined on Neptune's Moon taking them all into another town.]

Gary and Snellie: [tears in their eyes] SPONGEBOB!!! SQUIDWARD!!! SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!

[We fin the episode by fading to black.]

FIN

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