Mashed Bandicoot

*Mashed Bandicoot* is a two-part YTP created by NPCarlsson as his 1-thousand subscriber special. The first part was released on January 1st, 2016, and the second part was released on March 12th of that same year. It later received a sort of sequel in the form of *Mashed Bandicoot DLC*, the 50-thousand subscriber special, which gave the original poop 3 new endings in addition to the pre-existing one.

## The Fookin' Plot

### Part 1

Continuing where *Five Night's at Fosters*, NPCarlsson's previous poop, left off, with the revelation that Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Cortex are twin brothers, the poop begins several months later as Cortex visits his long lost brother. Unamused by Robotnik's attempts to capture Sonic the Hedgehog, Cortex proposes an alliance so they can rule the world together. Shortly after their agreement, they are joined by one Mario Head who asks if he can come. Despite Robotnik's reluctance, Cortex agrees to let him tag along wondering what's the worst that could happen.

After word gets out about the newly formed trio committing suicide around the world, Aku Aku sends Crash out to find them and put an end to their nefarious plan, whatever it is, whilst warning him to not touch certain things. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs plans to embark on a quest to confront Mario Head, and get back his one millionth dollar (which Mario Head had previously stolen from him in *Krabs Reels In A Banana Shit Sandwich*).

Eventually, Cortex and co. confront Crash in a gang rape, which ends badly for the bad guys as one mis-aimed hadouken from N. Brio sends them hurtling down a deep bit, while Dingodile and King Harkinian go for pizza.

After some miscellaneous nonsense, Cortex hosts an informercial for the XBox One, deriding it as a "piece of shit" and offering Semen in a Can with all purchases. Crash and Aku Aku walk in on N. Gin watching porn, and after telling him to fuck off, use his telescope to spy on Cortex, Robotnik and their idiotic head, who are doing coke. The trio is accosted by The Mighty Awesome Fools. who steal Cortex's brain with a Power Glove.

Eventually, Cortex holds a conference announcing his partnership to an audience of Minions, as well as his totally cool steroid formula, his plans to build a totally cool robot called the Doominator and totally troll the world. To help construct the robot, Cortex has recruited a few extra minions from his past, including Von Clutch and the penguins from Twinsanity.

Mario Head begins pestering Robotnik to get him something to drink, but when Robotnik goes to steal Crash's Icee, Mario uses Mr. Krabs' millionth dollar to buy a soda. Although Robotnik and Uka Uka have their misgivings about Mario Head, Cortex believes he's too stupid to do anything to them, and so he trusts him.

After receiving word that the Doominator is under construction, the gang takes Cortex's airship, but the trip is shortlived when it crashes into Cortex Castle. It is here that Part 1 ends, and the game is saved.

### Part 2

Shortly after the crashing of Cortex's airship, the gang decide to take the train to the Doominator before it says "ses". Unfortunately, the track is unfinished and leads off a bridge, though Robotnik rescues the train and lifts it into the repaired airship. Construction on the Doominator is going swimingly, aside from a breif argument between Tiny Tiger and Heavy Weapons Guy, and N. Gin developing a crush on Grounder.

Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs continues the hunt for Mario Head, which even sees him on a boat.

Back on the Doominator, Cortex and Mario Head are closely monitoring Crash getting closer to their location, when suddenly Robotnik sneaks up behind Cortex and knocks him out.