Lana

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Lana is a character in wItH mY eYeS cLoSeD. She is based off the character from Pokemon: Sun and Pokemon: Moon. ExOnOe made unfunny references to her a lot. Likely unlike her official counterparts, she is a little bit more powerful than Goku, as well ad Oe. The reason for this is unknown, but more than likely for a unfunny joke.

## Biography

### A New World

> "and because lanas a water type ex wants elex" -ExOnOe
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she's mentioned in A New World Episode 24's description.

### ExOnOe's Adventure the Sequal

> "no u" -theunfunnyreference, EOOA2 Episode 14
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Lana (under the username "theunfunnyreference") criticizes TheRealOeExOn for criticizing Dawn for her username, although never physically seen. Oe challenges her to a fight (since he's now op enough to use both Ex's death state and can reset her HP to .abunchof0's1), but still dies in less than a second.

### wItH mY eYeS cLoSeD

> "darn lana stole lznz's identity." -Ex
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While Lana doesn't appear physically, she plays a decent role in wItH mY eYeS cLoSeD. Ex decides to record himself typing things into Google with his eyes closed. He types "lznz" and gets "A I R P L A N E S." Then he adds "pokrmon" and eventually gets a bunch of images of Lana, mostly screenshots from the pokemon animes or fanart. Ex goes jojo mode and punches the computer. Ex gets out his basement after 3 days (Ex almost **died**), then Ex got orange juice, his toothbrush (keep in mind, it's **his** toothbrush), and toothpaste.

Then, he went all the way to Alola, met Lana IRL, then made her drink orange juice, then brush her teeth (with his toothbrush). To Ex's surprize however, she didn't flinch, and Ex got so sad he somehow noclipped into the ocean.

## Physical Appearance

She looks exactly like her video game counterpart; she is a human girl with peach-colored skin. Her eyes are blue, and noticeably have no sclera. She has blue hair.

She wears black/navy-colored sandals, big cyan pants with a wave-like pattern at the end, and a white tanktop. She wears a navy-colored bathing suit underneath. She has some sort of headdress on her hair, presumably making the hair look that way.

## Trivia

* She is the only Pokemon-based character in the ExOnOe canon.
	+ She's one of two characters in the account's project based on a pokemon character. The other is Mangotime from Fat Sand Rat.
* She may have originally appeared in a scrapped project, where one of Ex's lines were "TIME TO PUNISH AN A L O L A N G I R L FOR HER S̸̡̩͍͕̤̖̪̰͇̘̪͇̆́͐̍̓̐̿͜ ̶̡̢̨͔͕͖̘͓̟̗̠̥̲̱͕̦̒͆͂̍̓ͅÎ̷̳͎͕̅̆̇͆̿͋̈́͛̆͋͠͝ ̴̢̨̢̨̡̲̘͍̰̘̪̈́͋̈́̏̏͋̌̈́̇̾͝N̷̢̟̟̗͍̯̼̈̊̅̌͂̈́̔̍́̑͒͌̓̐̚̕͜͠͠ͅ ̸̧̣͙̖͈̗̠̘͂̍ͅŞ̷̻̖̱̠̩̫̣̗̱̲̠̙͔͍̊͜͝ ̷̘̯̦̓!̶̤͕͎̟̰͕̠͉͖͓̝̜͚̞̑͒́͒͋̀̎͗͑̆̏͆͗̿͜ͅ ̶̲͔̫̠͚͋̓̈́̈́́́̈́̍̕͠ͅ!̴̛̳͇̥̇̈́̃͒̏̊̕͠ ̵̛̫̦͎̦͙͜!̸̹͍̝͈̙̗̲̩̐" She could have been the Alolan girl, as there are no other Alolan girls in the lore, canon or not.
* There is an easter egg inside of Utube Tower Defence Redone where Ex actually succeeds to kill Lana. It claims canically, it would be the other way around.
* She plays Super Mario Bros., according to Something\_Cray-Z.

1. ↑ https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/821667579/#comments-342889480"ok updated the events after: ex got orange juice, a toothbrush, and some toothpaste and went to alola, which is canon in anora, went to lanas house, "punished" her by making her brush her teeth with the toothbrush (keep in mind, it was HIS toothbrush, the dingus (referring to the baby not the splashwoman)), then drink orange juice. somehow, she did it ez gg no pain, then ex got so sad he accidentally noclipped into the ocean, and eventually to regenarian isles somehow. this is changed so ex could sound like a true member of his ideology (in this case, Christianity. a Christian wouldn't kill someone intentionally). either way, everyone still has the same status and power level (in this case, ex's is still garbage due to lack of deathstare, lana's is a little bit more powerful than goku, both are still alive as of gcar)" -ExOnOe