The Chris Canon

Multiple Corinthian thinkers have provided their own accounts of what events they believe will occur in the future. There is disagreement over many specific aspects of the Chris Lore, and Chris Scholars are debating to this day over what should be included in the Canon.

## Different Interpretations

### Katelin's Prophecy

Though there is much debate over this subject, Katelin's interpretation of Chris's future is widely regarded as the most accurate and canonical. Even for those who disagree with its accuracy, it is certainly the most extensive account of Chris's future. The Katelin Canon is split into two distinct sections: the original prophecy, which many splinter sects still agree with, and the modern, full editions of the lore which add more to the prophecy that those splinter sects do not agree with.

#### The Original Prophecy:

Chris will have two to three daughters and a homey, baker wife. He will be a philosophy professor and use psychological tactics to keep his daughters in check. He will go to all of their recitals/ presentations/ plays/ etc. He would encourage children to play an instrument or try sports but would not force them. All of his friends will be jealous of his life, because he has the happy, *My Neighbor Totoro* dad life- its literally him. He will live in an rural-esque life. Chris will come home from a long day of proffessoring and go to pick up his kids. Once he gets home, his wife will greet him as she crochets on the couch. His daughters will wake Chris up by jumping on him numerous times. He drops the kids off at school and then goes to professor again while his wife goes to bake. Chris's wife will be shorter with brown hair and very cute. His middle child will have asthma and bad allergies. The oldest will be responsible and be very good at piano. She doesn't feel the need to be the "parent" of the other siblings. They are very close and get along very well. The youngest is going to be the loudest and a bit autistic, but she will look up to Chris and play professor.

#### Official Modern Prophecy:

Chris will have two to three daughters and a homey, baker wife. He will be a philosophy professor and use psychological tactics to keep his daughters in check. He will go to all of their recitals/ presentations/ plays/ etc. He would encourage children to play an instrument or try sports but would not force them. All of his friends will be jealous of his life, because he has the happy, *My Neighbor Totoro* dad life- its literally him. He will live in an rural-esque life. Chris will come home from a long day of proffessoring and go to pick up his kids. Once he gets home, his wife will greet him as she plays sudoku or crochets on the couch then they will help each other cook dinner and have some family time together. Once they put the kids down, Chris and wife will watch a movie and cuddle as she falls asleep in his arms. She will wake up first and drink hot tea, and his daughters will wake Chris up by jumping on him numerous times. He will get out of bed then with them and have family breakfast. He drops the kids off at school and then goes to professor again while his wife goes to bake. Chris's wife will be shorter with brown hair and very cute. His middle child will have asthma and bad allergies. The oldest will be responsible and be very good at piano. She doesn't feel the need to be the "parent" of the other siblings. They are very close and get along very well. The youngest is going to be the loudest and a bit autistic, but she will look up to Chris and play professor.

Unfortunately, Chris's wife gets cancer at old age and dies 10 years before Chris dies. Chris uses this time to engage in old hobbies he lost in the past but will visit her grave every day. Chris will hide his pain but will fade away from society and will never re-marry. His oldest fails the bar exam and becomes a political science major. She marries a boy resemblant of Chris. She was always a bit closer to him than her mother. The middle child grow out of the asthma and will go to college for music theory and will get married later in life. She was always more like her mother than her father. She stays to herself and reads novels in her free time. In her free time, she teaches music to children in the community. The youngest will be bi-romantic asexual and will go to community college. She marries another girl and takes on a few barista jobs before becoming a part of HR management for a small company. She calls Chris most nights to catch up on current events and philosophy and calls her mother to update her on her life. She and the eldest will both have children. The eldest will have a older son and daughter. The youngest will adopt one daughter. Chris spoils his grandchildren and finds happiness after his wife's death through them.

### Shachin's Addition

While not considered canon by orthodox adherents of Katelin's Prophecy, Shachin's contribution to the lore is meant to work alongside the already-existing Original Prophecy. The Modern lore is not accepted under adherents of the Shachin Chris lore.

#### Contents:

This addition to the prophecy is based upon letters and the relationships between them. The first letter in Chris's name is C, C is very special as the two sounds it is used for can be replaced with other letters. Such as the C sound in can't being able to be replaced with K, and the C sound in lace being able to be replaced with S. The only sound that belongs to C and nothing else can only be made with it working along with H. This CH sound in words such as Chalk can not be made by any other letter. As such The eternal partner if C is H, and as such Chris's eternal partner is someone whose name starts with H.

There are many names with this theoretical future wife could possess, such as Helena, Helga, Hermione, but the one Chris seems to be most fond of is Harper.