Why There's Random Things In Caelum

(please note that a better name for this article would be "The First Floppa Cultists."

Upon Floppa’s first visit to the human world, He discovered many things of interest and made many friends.

When He first descended to the human world, He found Himself in a lush, green rainforest. It was filled with life, and everywhere He looked, there would always be things skittering about. While walking through the forest, He noticed a frog sitting with what looked to be a puppet. The frog was talking to the puppet, saying things like “Oh, Kermit, you should’ve just said so!” and “Oh, really? That sounds nice.”

Curious, Floppa approached the frog and introduced Himself, and the frog introduced himself as well. The frog’s name was Antonio, and the puppet next to him was named Kermit. Kermit happened to be Antonio’s cousin, or so he said. Floppa did not believe that they were related through blood in any way but went along with it anyway. Now that they’d both finished getting to know each other, Floppa offered Antonio and his cousin a place in Caelum - if they preached Floppa’s teachings to others. The frog and his cousin agreed, and they were sent to Caelum with a Vectis that was nearby.

Floppa then transported Himself to a different place, much farther away. The new area was filled with buildings and populated with humans. The architecture was beautiful, and Floppa was admiring a pillar when suddenly, a carriage pulled up behind him.

A thin and lean man wearing laurel leaves on his head stumbled out of the carriage. Having seen Floppa appear from thin air, he wanted to become friends with this magical creature, so they introduced themselves. The man was named Sigismund, and apparently, he was the Emperor of Rome. Upon hearing that Floppa was a god, he dropped to his knees, bowed low, and promised that Rome would always be ready to help Floppa should He need it. In return, Floppa promised to bring Sigismund’s empire glory for millennia to come, and they parted ways, both with a little more happiness in their hearts.

Floppa then teleported to a different area. He winded up in a green meadow, with several rabbits bouncing about. Then, a fox came along. The fox’s coat was onyx black, and it wore a pair of red glasses. The rabbits didn’t seem disturbed by the fox’s arrival, and some even bounced towards the fox. Intrigued, Floppa watched as the fox dragged a book out of a hole in the dirt, flipped it open, and started reading out loud to the rabbits, who had gathered around the fox. Once the story was finished, Floppa approached the fox and questioned her.

The fox’s name was Tenebris, and she had an interest in stories and information, so Floppa offered her the position of Lore Keeper. Since she loved stories, Tenebris gladly agreed, and so she was sent to Caelum as well. Floppa was happy with this, since stories of His glory would be passed on for generations to come.

He then left the meadow and transported Himself to a different place. Before Him was a mountain with a cave, and upon entering the cave He discovered a big, purple dragon. Startled by Floppa’s sudden appearance, the dragon breathed a plume of purple fire by accident. Floppa was able to avoid getting hurt, and after apologizing the dragon introduced himself to Floppa.

The dragon’s name was Copan, and he’d absorbed information from the people he’d eaten. The thing that interested him about humans the most was information about languages. He could speak many languages fluently, and this impressed Floppa very much. As a result, Floppa offered Copan a place in Caelum where he could teach others about languages. Copan agreed happily, and off he went.

Next, Floppa traveled to a colder place. There was snow everywhere on the ground, and there was hardly any wildlife there. However, after wandering and marveling at the glittering scenery for a while, he saw a creature made of snow. It had coal for its eyes, mouth and buttons, sticks for arms, a carrot for a nose, and a top hat. Watching it from afar, Floppa noticed that the creature seemed to be curious about its surroundings.

Upon approaching the creature, Floppa introduced Himself. The creature, although unable to speak, was able to scratch its name out on the snow. Floppa offered the creature a place in Caelum as a nevermelting explorer who’d discover things for him. The creature agreed, and it went off to Caelum as well. Floppa went back with him, knowing that He needed to introduce the new arrivals to the Vectis

Millennia later, several developments caused Floppa to go back. Amongst these developments would be the addition of a light purple dinosaur with an aqua-colored underbelly to modern culture. It was named Barney, and Floppa enjoyed looking at it so a version of him was brought to Caelum. There, it came to life and renamed itself Pocket Panda for it had always liked pandas. Years later, Floppa saw a gorilla that was also enticing to look at. It was named Harambe, and it was shot because of human error seconds after Floppa noticed it. Floppa decided that Harambe didn’t deserve to be shot dead, and so he brought him up to Caelum as well.

In the end, a Discord server was crafted for the animals, and Humans so that they could chat whenever they felt like it. (the end)