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Ehlonna - Mother and Watcher of the Feywild

The Titan of the Feywild was Ehlonna. She resided there from her genesis of Solinari during the Awakening, until she evaporated during a Clash of Titans at end of the Age of Titans.

Ehlonna the was the Mother and the Watcher of the Feywild. In times of peace she was often seen in the shape of this tall and pale elf of incredible beauty, wearing a long green and simple robe. When she held her elven shape, she was known as the Mother. She then resided in this colossal magic oaktree in the centre of the Feywild, carved out as a giant hall to give shelter to all creatures weak and wounded. In times of despair, Ehlonna was also the Watcher and protector of the Feywild. In the shape of a silver winged unicorn, she pranced wildly at her borders to support her children in defending her realm. Her teachings was of love and wildlife. That all plants and animals are gifts of nature, and not to be stolen. Those who would rape the lands for fun or profit, would we punished with the primal rage of the forest united.

One of the ancient legends tell of a savage hunter, that poached the borders of the forest with his wild dogs. For every innocent life he took, the anger of Ehlonna increased. One beautiful moonlit night, she appeared in the shape of a beautiful buck, presenting herself to the hunter. As the hunter aimed his crooked bow and arrow towards the Feywild Deity, she met his gaze. With the enchanted powers of primal fury, she turned the hunter in to a sick and cursed rabbit. The rabbit became savagely ripped apart by the wild dogs, wich also eventually died from the cursed and poisoned meat.

After she disapeared, some of her powers are still residing in the Great Oak of the Silver Glade, in the very heart of the Feywild.
Geography

This section of the Wiki will take a dive in to the vast amount of lands that exists in the Last Candle universe. Since the Awakening, lands and realms has both originated and perished in the river of time. And those of the lands that did prevail, changed remarkably during millennias of deities, war and natural disasters.

- Iceland

- The Emerald Isle

- ​The Northern Realm

- The Midlands

- Orken Isle

- Sahrea

- The Golden Steppes

- The Silverleaf Glade
The Golden Steppes

The Goldens Steppes is an enormous continent of wild and savage beauty. The terrain is as old as the world itself, but life of beings came to the steppes subsequent to the Titans. The Golden Steppes is geographicly divided in to two major regions. The Feywild and the Steppes.

Covering the Eastern part of the landmass sprouts the Feywild. A far-reaching forest of wonder, and a realm of everlasting twilight. Glittering with faerie lights in the gentle breeze, and with fat fireflies buzzing through the groves and the glades. Under the roof of greenleaves is the Feywild alight with the faded magical colors of broken sunlight. On the Western part of the continent, lays the characteristic wide and extensive steppes. Where tribes and wandering wildlife roam under the clear sunlit sky. Only divided by blue rivers and lakes, and lesser mountains of grey. Sandy golden shores embraces all of the landmass, and gradually dissapear in to the enormous Crystal Ocean.

The Feywild are inhabited by sylvan creatures such as elves, dryads, satyrs, pixies and sprites. If one is lucky, one might also discover ancient creatures such as faerie dragons, treants and unicorns. The darker regions of the Golden Steppes are home to such malevolent beings as hags, centaurs, blights, goblins, ogres and giants. And in the wilderness creatures such as mammoths, sabertooth tigers, dinosaurs and a variety of flying creatures reign in their chosen territories.
Session 11

After having been briefed by the Archmage of Grimgard on the plan to end the God kings legions, the group began their preparations. Eiderdrake who has finally begun to grow into the soldier and leader that Sid has wanted and known he could become, spent the time inspecting the camp while also preparing a speech to improve moral.

Halifax entertained the soldiers, giving them means of mental escape from all the horrors they had seen. Kormah the wise spent his time scribing scrolls of power, scrolls that he and Kenak planned to use in the assault on the Keep of Julian Daviid Greystone.
Sadly, Kenak the Mischief maker died when one of his pranks backfired. His life ended at the hands of Halifax Woodcutter, whom all now knows from where his name hails.

During Kenaks funeral rite, the undead armies of the God king attack the camp of last hope. Fiery balls lit up the night sky and sat the tents ablaze. Through the gates stormed skeletons, Ghast and Wights. The surge of undeads were halted at the gates by the power of Kormah’s wall of flames. The camp of last hope would not have been here today had it not been for the hardened battle mage ‘s quick thinking.

Upon seeing the attacking forces, Eiderdrake drew his holy sword and rallied the men “Defend the camp!” With the help of Halifax they won back the initiative! When all seemed to go well, out of the sky came the feared scream of a Wyvern! Many men fell to its claws and for a second, it seemed as if Eiderdrake, Halifax and Kormah would be forced to fight on two fronts.

As the Wyvern dove down to snatch yet another poor soldier, Orchis war drums, dwarven horns of battle and the howls of the mighty hippogriffs filled the air. Through the rear gate a knight in shining armor stormed through, riding on a massive and heavily armored polar bear, known as the Great white king. Sid fearlessly charged the Wyvarn and with the help of a druid gnome, named Fib(something) they destroyed the terrifying Wyvern.

As the God king sensed the presence of Sid, hi sent his horrid assassins on him, scream of terror and agonizing pain was heard from amidst the tents as these incorporeal assassins tore out the life energies of the soldier between them and Sid. Ancient words of power surged back into Sids memory, words that would not only protect him from the creatures he were about to face, but also banish them back into the deep dark corner of the world where they had ones spawned.

The battle of last hope raged on for several hours, but in the end, the living emerged victorious. The fortifications were rebuilt, the Heroes of the world made their last preparations, and soon, when the white moon of Rin was full the mages of Grimgard would teleport the heroes to the secret entrance to the keep of Julian Daviid Greystone.
The Kataklysm

The Earth quaked and the last sin of man was then swallowed. The ocean's waves devoured the rest of the fallen metropolis while the Allfaders three children appeared in the glaze of the burning sky.

The Starchild appeared in his full quantum astral splendor. He distorted space and time and crossed the seven universes to partake in the ultimate nullification. The code of all codes, the secrets of secrets, the tale of creation was then revealed and the cosmic impact on fragile minds pounded disintegrating, while the ultimate truth was revealed.

The divine cosmic matrix, forging heaven and hells and fuelling the energy of the arcane multiversum called for another circle complete in the Alfa and Omega. Once shining as a new forged star in the celestial firmament and a burning star of wild pureness and crystalline truth, now imploded into nothingness and silence...

The Circle was complete.
Session 13

After having returned to the mortal world the heroes got briefed by Tanvory of the current events in the world. Kormah was asked to investigate rumors of foul magic in the commoners section of the town, magic that turned out to involve demons and possessings. Tanvory got kidnaped by a possessed spy, beaten and tortured withing inches of death before the heroes saved him. After having defated the demon who possessed Tanvorys spy, the heroes revealed to Tanvory that they wished to head North to Sids homeland. They wished to build their own settlement far away from all this commotion now that the undead army had been defeated. Tanvory expressed his understanding and proposed a plan which would secure them lands in the north.

At the political meating arguments between the different factions regsrding claims to the newly conquered lands broke out. At the arguments most heated and intense moment, the dwarfs suggested that all the lands should be gathered into one empire, and that Tanvory should rule it as emperor. Surprisingly the orcs and the drows supported this. Thus Tanvory became the first emperor of this age.

Sid an old friend of Tanvory noticed something odd about him, he acted in a way that seemed strange even for him. Upon casting true sigth Sid noticed that something distorted Tanvory's shadow, almost as if something or someone was standing rigth behind him, whispering in his ear....
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is a retired American professional wrestler

## Professional wrestling career

### Ring name(s)

Baron Beefcake
Big Brother Booty
The Booty Man
Brother Bruti
Brute Force
**Brutus Beefcake**
**Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake**
The Butcher
The Clipmaster
The Disciple
Dizzy Golden
Ed Boulder
Eddie Golden
Eddie Hogan
The Manner
The Man With No Face
The Man With No Name
The Zodiac

### Trained by

Hulk Hogan
Ivan Koloff
The Northern Realm

The Northern Realm is a continent that truly came alive in the Age of Empires. With the withdrawal of Titans, their children started expanding and building in all corners of the land. From the cold and desolate northern areas to the soil of the south.

A cold and stormy jorney through the dark will take brave travelers to the ancient Emerald Isle. A mystical place where the spirit of Titans resides amongst the inhabitants

As the terrible Age of Shadows begun, the heart of darkness was truly residing at Island. The evil of the God King gained strength and launched an assault that would forever change the known world.
Heroes

On this page you will get to know the Heroes of the The Last Candle Setting better. Their deeds are great and their tales are epic. The Heroes are located in the appropriate Age, where their exhalted deeds were unmistakable at hand..

**The Awakening**

**The Age of Titans**

**The Age of Empires**

**The Age of Shadows**

- Sid Smith

- Haylan Wolfe

- Gideon Uth-Matar

- Eiderdrake Drakefrende

- Maki

- Arthur Tanvory

- Hafran Mand

**The Age of Wonders**

**The Kataklysm**
Age of Titans

Solinari; god of good, Lunitari; god of neutrality, and Nuitari; god of evil, together created Earth to present to the Allfader a synergy of their power. But all of the children had their individual schemes and wanted to impress the Starchild. And so they started forging their very own planes surrounding Earth, that conjointly formed the cosmic matrix of the multiverse. Light and shadow, fire and ice started filling the gaps of the nothingness within the Alfa and Omega. Henceforth they spawned separate and representative primordial deities known as Titans, set to warden their planes and creations. These Titans, in later ages known as gods and dragons, were the first to materialize and walk the surface of the planes.

This was the Age of Titans.
Titan clash of the Golden Steppes

The legends tells of a story...

Ever since the birth of the continent, there was peace and prosperity abiding the Golden Steppes. But during the last phase of the Age of Titans, this would change forever. As the Feywild grew, the beauty of the elves and fertility of the wildlife increased everyday. Ehlonna watched her children flourish with a Mothers joy. Concurrently, she was not the only Titan increasing in power. Vaprak, deity of ogres and might, would no longer share the landmass of the Golden Steppes with this feeble trehugger. One dark and bloody day, Vaprak launched a massive attack on the forest with ogres, centaurs, goblins, hags, blights and giants. The Feywild were ambushed and took severe hits to the side. As the dark force of brual might thundered forward, Ehlonna spread her wings and fueled by the prayer of her children flew as a forceful storm straight against the evil deity. Above the fighting forces, the thundrous clash of the Titans ignited both sky and land, as their cosmic powers were unleashed and battling. With a divine explosion, the deities disapeared in to the cosmos to continue the battle in outer space. The concentrated wave of pure force killed a tremendous ammount of creatures on both sides, and so the battle ended. The blast did not only take burned away the lives of the living beings, but shook the very souls of the remaining creatures. The balance that once reigned, was replaced by chaos, and spread as a cancer in the hearts to all living things living on the Golden Steppes. Those who still lived, retreated with the wounded of their kin into hiding for never to be the same...
She's Put It Behind Her

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**She's Put It Behind Her**is a song written by Looney Lion for The Kitty Concert in 2004, one of the What a Shame demos. It is a sequel to Lion's most famous Kitty Concert song, "Banana Smoothie", and was inspired by Buddy Holly writing a sequel to "Peggy Sue" called "Peggy Sue Got Married". The song describes the girl who gave the narrator a banana smoothie leaving the shop and the narrator being unable to locate her. It is featured on the 4068 Water Balloons single and Lion's solo album, Give My Love a Banana Smoothie. It was also released on the 2008 album, Granted as a bonus track along with Pretty Peach Pie.

## Appearances

* Give My Love a Banana Smoothie by Looney Lion (2007)
* 4068 Water Balloons single (2008)
* Granted (Bonus track) (2008)

## Personnel

The Kitty Concert version

* Looney Lion- lead vocals, drums, bongos
* Kitty Concert- backup vocals, rhythm guitar
* Zak Zimmer- lead guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Pawprint Elec- backup vocals, xylophone
* Little-Kitty Furball- tambourine, maracas, handclaps
* Bush Longtail- maracas, handclaps
* Ai-Ai Paulden- maracas, slide whistle, handclaps

### Looney Lion version

* Looney Lion- lead vocals, guitar, drums, bongos, conga, tambourine, maracas, slide whistle
* Kitty Concert- backup vocals, handclaps
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Pawprint Elec- backup vocals, xylophone
* Zak Zimmer- handclaps
* Bush Longtail- handclaps
* Ai-Ai Paulden- celeste
* Little-Kitty Furball handclaps
Intro

War
has erupted in the north realm as the God King Thorvald of Island seeks to
impose his rule and proclaime the title of high king of the north. All able men
and women are called upon to fight the evil of the God King.

The wrath of the God Kings army spewed out from Island
as a volcano of death. On that dreadful night Vikstad was the first kingdom to
fall, its poorly armed and unprepared militia was utterly defeated in less than
an hour.
The destruction of Vikstad that followed left few survivors, though those that
did survive, tell of horrible acts of pillaging, rape and murder.
The burning city illuminated the dark night sky and served as a message for the
other kingdoms "death is coming for you"

You and your companions have been mustered together to
band one of many unites that will fight for the survival of man. Your
motivations differ, some of you might fight out of loyalty to your king, the
love of your family, the trill of battle and such. Though you have one goal in
common, survival. Together you will face an enemy far more superior than
yourself, both in numbers, training and equipment. You will rely on your
comrades as much as they will rely on you.

Its a cold and wet autumn day, the rain is pouring
down, battle drums can be heard in the distance as your unit, equipped with
some basic equipment are being lead into a large wagon that will take you to
the front line in the kingdom of Mellombotti.

You are well aware of the fact that this might be the
last you see of your home, ever again...
Dejon Baptis

Dejon Baptis is the Gatekeeper Guardian of the Earth. He protect the balance of the Earth, and watch the schemes as they happen through the eyes of all living things.

The Gatekeeper is a man known by few, and his background is a mystery. Even his age is unknown to all but himself. What is confirmed, is that he is of the Old Blood, and has a great affection for nature. The stories of his deeds, leads one to believe that his powers is of epic dimensions.

Rumors speaks of him having chosen a human apprentice to prospect for the Gatekeepers.
Arthur Tanvory

Arthur Tanvory is a human politician born in to a family that held ambition as the highest value. With ambition comes the human flaw of greed. Blinded by greed, Tanvory has lied, deceited and even murdered to obtain power and position. A severe chain of events positioned Tanvory as the rightful ruler of Goldrush Harbor. But there was no time for glory as the Horde of the Shadow had started its march of death. Desperate to defend his newly aquired title, he managed to get both wanderers and elves to make a last stand in Goldrush. But they were devoured, and fled south.

With his new companions, a party of foreigners from the Northern Realm, he rode south to Redbrook. There he yet again worked his deceiting posenous magic, and aquired the position of Caliph and politcal head of Redbrook. Tanvory experienced that to rule in times of desperation requires enormous effort and endurance. Mabye such a title is not worth it after all...
Andal Horsekeeper

Andal Horsekeeper isa proud and humble man living as a horsekeeper in the western outskirts of Redbrook. As young he was abducted by slavers, and due to his strong physical appearance he was sold to the Arena of Qasr al-Malik. There he lived the savage life of a slave, training in the arts of close quarter combat to prove his worth and weight in gold. As an attractive young man, Andal was as well at summoned at night to please the guilty pleasures of noblemen- and women. For 15 years he served his Master, and he never lost a fight. This granted Andal his freedom, and he moved back to his village to refrain from bloodshed and violence.

That lasted only for a few years, as his village one morning was ambushed by barbaric ogres and ferocious owlbears. He was forced to draw blood yet again. With the help from a royal cotiere led by General Sid Smith and a few other Heroes, thery managed to overcome the threat. After the cotiere left, Andal understood that his fate was to fight the Horde of the Shadow, slowly appearing from the North. He went to voulenteer at Arthur Tanvorys office, and joined the General in his quest to find and destroy an insurgent in the army. The battle against the Eagle was fought, and the former gladiator fought with heart and fury. Seeing the General surrounded, he charged in and started a grapple against the most vicious of the Eagles lieutenants. This act of valor and sacrifice got Andal killed, and probably saved the Generals life.

Andal Horsekeeper, loyal to his death, was killed in combat for a greater good. He was buried at a secret location south of the Red Pass by a handful of men and women, admiring his courage and loyalty. May he never be forgotten.
Skarlet (Overlord: The Dragon Lord)

**Job Level** | * Ninja
* Assassin
* Rouge

## Appearance

Skarlet has the appearance of a human female that is often described as being deadly beautiful. Starlet's long hair is unnaturally crimson with a b streak and is typically tied back in a low pony tail that gives view of her grey eyes though it is sometimes let loose.

Her clothing is primarily red and b with minimal white accents while being highly revealing. She mainly wears a tight ninja half-face mask from her nose to the edge of her collar bone. She has forearm and shoulder guards, and wears somewhat of a short loin cloth, and a top that reveals a bare midriff. She wears red high heeled over the knee boots and four kunai strapped onto her right leg. Skarlet also wears a full b body suit with matching shoulder guards. She still possesses her mask and the loin cloth over the suit.

## Abilities and Powers

### Active

* **Bursting Flame Column**: A ninjutsu skill used to seemingly create a self-imploding explosion with flames.
* **Dark Crossing**: A ninjutsu skill used to teleport from one shadow to another one nearby.
* **Hide Shadow**: A ninjutsu skill used to fuse seamlessly in any shadow, becoming invisible to the naked eye as well as avoiding detection.
* **Immobility Binding Paralysis**: A ninjutsu skill used to temporarily immobilize single target.
* **Immovable Adamantine Shield**: A ninjutsu skill used to create a large shield radiating with multiple colors to appear in front of her.
* **Shadow Clone**: A ninjutsu skill used to create a clone of herself. The clone has one quarter of the original body’s battle power. However, only the shadow’s evading ability was determined by the amount of magic power granted to it by the main body.
* **Unnamed Ninja Skill**: A ninjutsu skill that allows Skarlet to detect the presence of those who are concealed by magic or some other skills
* **Shadowbind**: A skill that restrains the enemy in shadows

## Equipment

### Main

* **Kunai**:
* **Kodachi Swords**:

## Trivia

* Skarlet's name and her abilities are based off the character *Skarlet* from *Mortal Kombat*
Factions

In the millennias of exsitence, there has always been different Factions were the individuals have sought community and kinship. There are also those who have decided to stand outside any Faction, but they are for another tale...

- Elves of the Feywild

- The Dark Horde

- The Assassins Guild

- Quest and Mace

- The Gatekeepers
Wolfs

"Friend of mine used to say that with all these griffins and basilisks and whatnot, good old fashioned wolves weren't nothing to worry about... Then the damned beasts devoured half his flock. — Steinard, shepherd

Once upon a time wolves were the absolute rulers of the forest. Men used them to frighten children, while adults, too, trembled at the sound of their howling. Post-Conjunction monsters not only pushed wolves into the deepest wilds but also took over their place in human nightmares. Yet this does not mean the old predators ceased to be a danger. Wolves do not have a drop of magic within them, breathe no fire and spit no acid, but that in no way stops them from killing unwary travelers and hunters.

Particularly dangerous are wargs, a nasty and ferocious subspecies of wolf, and the snow-white wolves which today can only be found in the wild highlands of the Snythi"
Gee Willikers

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**Gee Willikers**is a post-What a Shame demo written and sung by Kitty Concert from May 2005. The song is from the Afterglow period in the Kitty Concert just after the death of their friend, Mark Tillbert, where creative genius ensued. Gee Willikers was the last of these to leak; while most leaked before 2009, this song did not until October 23, 2015, by Kitty Concert himself in promotion of their upcoming album, "Caterpillar". The usage of '50s and '60s euphemistic slang in the lyrics may have been inspiration for quadrilogy tracks, "Oh, Golly" and "A Ditty for You".

### Personnel

* Kitty Concert- lead vocals, rhythm guitar
* Zak Zimmer- backup vocals, lead guitar
* Dee Macko- backup vocals, upright bass
* Looney Lion- backup vocals, drums, steel drum
* Ai-Ai Paulden- backup vocals, piano
* Bush Longtail- backup vocals, organ, honky-tonk piano
* Pawprint Elec- backup vocals, harmonica, harmonium
* Little-Kitty Furball- backup vocals, autoharp, tambourine
Creepy Fan Phil

## Creepy Fan Phil fired

Creepy Fan Phil is an American professional wrestler Is a big fan of jimmy Controversy

## Professional wrestling career

### Ring name(s)

**Creepy Fan Phil**
 **Crazy Fan Phil**
Faceless Stalker

## History

Creepy Fan Phil made his debut at Battleballs by getting stunner by Kleetus also he said that he was Jimmy's manager and that didn't last long now he pops up at random on the show and today he became the loser belt chumpion. In March 2020 video Grim made, Phil tweeted that he has the coronavirus.

## In Wrestling

* **Wrestlers managed**
* Jimmy Controversy
Wikia talk:Portal de la comunidad

¡Esta es la **página de discusión general** del wiki! Los fundadores del wiki deberían dejar aquí un mensaje de bienvenida y alentar a los nuevos editores y visitantes a participar en el wiki. Utilizad esta página para dejar avisos sobre novedades o las últimas noticias referentes al wiki, también podéis usar el **foro** para comunicaros con los usuarios.
Pawprint Elec

**Pawprint Shawn Elec (born May 9, 1984)**is the backup vocalist and multi-instrumentalist, as well as occasional songwriter and main vocalist, in the Kitty Concert. Pawprint Elec's main instruments on the band's records include the saxophone, harmonica, and xylophone or glockenspiel, but Elec has also played such instruments as the ukulele, the fiddle, and the accordion. Elec founded the band in 2000 with Kitty Concert, Zak Zimmer, Dee Macko, and Looney Lion, later adding Ai-Ai Paulden, Bush Longtail, and Little-Kitty Furball to create a supergroup of sorts, and wrote the first song for the band, "You Can't Leave Me Now" later that year. On August 17, 2006, he released his first solo album, *Watching Paint Dry,*and he has released four more since; he has also been involved in the production of the Kitty Concert's experimental band, The Straw House Bunch, and the creation of his other band-mates' solo albums, as well as Katerina Concert's albums.

## As a vocalist/songwriter in the Kitty Concert

Lead vocals

* "Cathouse" (*4,068 Water Balloons Gently Adrift)*
* "Banana Smoothie" *(4,068 Water Balloons Gently Adrift) (bridge only)*
* "You Can't Leave Me Now" *(4,068 Water Balloons Gently Adrift Deluxe Edition)*
* "Unprotected Sex" *(What a Shame)*
* "We'll Meet Again" (Vera Lynn cover)
* "Clownfish" *(Granted)*
* "She's Put It Behind Her" *(Granted) (bridge only)*
* "Maple Syrup" *(Wishing Well)*
* "But That's Okay" *(Good)*
* "In the Pasture" *(Bad)*
* "Only If Any" *(Ugly)*
* "Purple-Haired Girl" *(Percolate the Ocean)*
* "Caterpillar" *(Caterpillar)*
* "Betina" *(Caterpillar Deluxe Edition) (with Dee Macko)*

### Backup vocals

Songs with prominent backup vocals are bolded.

* "Nickson Road"
* "When the Band Plays"
* "If"
* "Banana Smoothie" (choruses only)
* **"What the Hell's an Elvis Impersonator?"**
* "Whoa"
* **"Velvet"**
* "Airport"
* **"You Just Gotta Swim"**
* **"Blanketed by You"**
* **"Amends"**
* "Wonderful Morning"
* "Suppertime"
* "4068 Water Balloons"
* "Katerina"
* **"Pretty Please (Be My Valentine)"**
* **"Window Shopping"**
* "She's Put It Behind Her" (choruses only)
* "Amber"
* **"Sent Away"**
* **"Burnt Popsicle"**
* **"But Shall She Return?"**
* **"Wishing Well"**
* "I Guess So"
* "Vermont Lady"
* **"Yeah"**
* **"Blue and Black Socks"**
* "Share the Good Times"
* "The Basement Song"
* **"Whatever"**
* **"Take Me Back to Your Place"**
* "The Ballad of Koda and Rosie"
* **"Shay"**
* "Of Orioles and Cardinals"
* "Fan Me"
* "Scout Finch"
* **"Foaming Mug"**
* "In Our Pajamas"
* "Head on Back to Town"
* **"Going to the Rodeo"**
* **"The Letter Nine"**
* "Well, Golly"
* **"Apostrophe"**
* **"Cherry Valance"**
* **"Put Me Under Your Spell"**
* "Along the Avenues"
* "Forever Until Tonight"
Happy Holiday

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**Happy Holiday**is a Christmas-themed song written by Little-Kitty Furball, one of the What a Shame demos. A demo was released for free December 17, 2009, nearly five years after recording.

### Personnel

* Little-Kitty Furball- lead vocals, sleigh bells, tambourine
* Kitty Concert- rhythm guitar
* Zak Zimmer- lead guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Looney Lion- drums
* Bush Longtail- keyboards
* Ai-Ai Macko- piano
* Pawprint Elec- backup vocals, sleigh bells, rattle
Bush Longtail (album)

**Bush Longtail**is the debut solo album by Bush Longtail released to Plates Records on November 1, 2006. Unlike most of his other albums, Longtail wrote none of the songs with [The Kitty Concert|the Kitty Concert]] in mind, and he wrote them specifically for the album. Many of the song titles and lyrics are references to movies, literature, and poetry.

## Singles

 "To Have and Have Not"
 "She Wouldn't Give Me the Time of the Day"
 "But a Dream"

## Tracklist

1. "Yet Again"- 3:20
2. "Good Morning"- 2:37
3. "To Have and Have Not"- 3:01
4. "Baseball"- 2:53
5. "About a Dear Friend of Mine"- 3:20
6. "Purple"- 2:59
7. "She Wouldn't Give Me the Time of the Day"- 2:50
8. "Tickle Me Pink"- 3:18
9. "Pinot Noir"- 3:44
10. "Katharine Hepburn"- 3:39
11. "But a Dream"- 4:00
12. "There Will Come Soft Rains"- 3:04
13. "Spirited Away"- 3:41
14. "Where the Sidewalk Ends"- 4:16

### Bonus Tracks

1. "Ivory"- 2:25
2. "Song to Rosko" (Black Retrievers cover)
Jane

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**Jane**is a demo made shortly after the completion of songs for What a Shame in April 2005 written and sung by Looney Lion. Though the demo circulates online, it has never been officially released, not even on any of Lion's solo albums, despite being one of the Kitty Concert fanbase's favorite demos. The period of time which produced consistently top-notch songs is called the Afterglow Period.

### Personnel

* Looney Lion- lead vocals, drums, bongos
* Kitty Concert- acoustic guitar
* Zak Zimmer- electric guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Ai-Ai Paulden- celeste
* Bush Longtail- piano
* Pawprint Elec- glockenspiel
* Little-Kitty Furball- tambourine, maracas, castanets
* Xifan Plates- flugelhorn

## Overview

"Jane" was written in April 2005, shortly after the death of the Kitty Concert's lifelong friend, Mark Tilbert, to AIDS. Many heart-wrenching songs were immediately produced after this, some released and some only circulating demos, such as "Unprotected Sex", "Wishing Well", and "Mark". After a dozen or so songs filled with heartbreak, however, the band went in a new direction, the direction they thought Mark would have wanted: happy and poppy love songs. Almost all of the songs on Granted are poppier love songs, so perhaps the reason this song was not used was because it is more lovelorn.

Lion has written quite a few love songs ("Banana Smoothie", "She's Put It Behind Her", "The Ballad of Koda and Rosie", "On the Griddle", "Ampersand", "Apostrophe"), but they're all meant to be taken in a goofy, lighthearted manner, but "Jane" is alike with only one other song of Lion's, "Happy, Darling", in that it is sincere and downcast in tone. The song tells the story of a girl Lion cannot have, possibly the same girl featured in "Happy, Darling". Ai-Ai Paulden plays the celeste, which he learnt to play for "Blanketed by You", Elec plays the glockenspiel, and Xifan Plates plays the flugelhorn. Lion wrote the guitar, bass, and drum parts for the song. "Jane" is in the key of E major, with a chord progression of B minor to G to D to A to E minor to D to G.
Cherry Valance

**Cherry Valance** is a song written by Kitty Concert for The Kitty Concert. It was originally released as an acoustic B-side for Pick Up the Telephone but was later recorded electrically for \*insert album name here\*.

### Appearances

* Pick Up the Telphone single (2009)
* Ugly (2012)
* Cherry Valance iTunes Only single (2013)
* The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, and the Ocean (2013)

## Personnel

### Album version

* Kitty Concert- lead vocals, rhythm guitar, handbells
* Little-Kitty Furball- backup vocals, penny whistle, tambourine, handbells
* Zak Zimmer- lead guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Looney Lion- drums
* Pawprint Elec- xylophone
* Ai-Ai Paulden- piano outro
* Bush Longtail- handbells, shakers
* Xifan Plates- trumpets
Session 12

After having severed the connection between Thorvald and the dragon orb the undead armies were destroyed. The leaders of the armies that united against the hordes of the undead now face a new dilemma. Who shall rule the lands north of Redbrook?

The Heroes of the world as they now have become known, have returned to Redbrook. The people of the mortal world believed the heroes had fallen during their last mission, and Lord Tanvory had organized a memorial to be held in their honor. During Tanvory’s speech however, the sky had cracked open and through it the heroes had walked. The people of redbrook immediately believed the heroes had returned from beyond the grave (and not simply from the lands of fairy as was the fact) and saw it as a miracle. The day of sorrow and mourning was suddenly turned into a feast of joy and celebration. The Undead threat had been vanquished, the men of the mortal world had triumphed against evil and all was well (almost). The last remaining threat and fear in the hearts of the people of Redbrook was the black dragon(although the Heroes knew that the threat from the god king was far from over, not to mention that certain deals were made with the summer court) and to make things worse, a cult of dragon worshipers have taken over a large part of redbrook (legally that is). So far the cult have kept to themselves, but the people demand that the authorities do something, or they will.

In five days, the leaders of the nations that participated in the battle against the undead hordes is to meet at redbrook keep to discuss the distribution of Lands, Tensions are high, as none of them have sent any of their armies home….
Xylophone Jamboree

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**Xylophone Jamboree** is a xylophone-oriented track written by Pawprint Elec for The Kitty Concert in May 2004. Only Elec, Little-Kitty Furball, Ai-Ai Paulden, and Zak Zimmer appear on the circulating demo.

### Personnel

* Pawprint Elec- lead vocals, xylophone
* Little-Kitty Furball- backup vocals, tambourine, sleigh bell
* Zak Zimmer- acoustic guitar
* Ai-Ai Paulden- slide whistle
Jeez

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**Jeez**is the tenth and penultimate track on The Kitty Concert's debut album, Lovely Miss Merritt from 2004. The song is sung by Kitty Concert and written by Concert and Pawprint Elec, and flows into the eleventh and final track, "Whoa". It is recognized as a fan-favorite and it features heavy usage of the xylophone from Elec, as well as glockenspiel, vibraphone, marimba, and a tubaphone.

### Personnel

* Kitty Concert- lead vocals, rhythm guitar
* Zak Zimmer- lead guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Looney Lion- drums, bongos
* Pawprint Elec- xylophone, glockenspiel, vibraphone, marimba, tubaphone
* Ai-Ai Paulden- electric piano
* Bush Longtail- piano
* Little-Kitty Furball- backup vocals, tambourine, maracas, triangle

## Overview

"Jeez" is the penultimate track on the standard edition of the Kitty Concert's debut album, "Lovely Miss Merritt", and flows into the album's final track, the similarly titled "Whoa" that first appeared on the 4,068 Water Balloons Gently Adrift EP. "Jeez" is a poppy song with some impressive guitar licks from Zimmer and Macko and boogie-style piano from Paulden and Longtail. Looney Lion plays bongos alongside his standard drum kit while Little-Kitty Furball adds prominent backup vocals to the chorus as well as assorted auxillary percussion such as the triangle. Pawprint Elec plays a kit which consists of the xylophone, the glockenspiel, the vibraphone, the marimba, and the tubaphone, which he invented and calls the "Elecphone". The Elecphone mixed with the boogie piano creates for a sugary sensation which somewhat contrasts with "Whoa".

"Jeez" is the eleventh most-played song by the Kity Concert live with an estimated 443 plays. This makes "Jeez" the highest played of seven non-singles in the top 20, alongside "Suppertime" at 12, "Unprotected Sex" at 14, "If" at 15, "Cathouse" at 16, "Velvet" at 17, and "Window Shopping" at 18. "Jeez" and "Whoa" were nearly released as a split single for the album plans for this fell through.
Surf the Night Away

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**Surf the Night Away** is a What a Shame demo written in April 2005 by Kitty Concert. Shortly after the death of their good friend, Mark Tilbert, who died from HIV, nearly a dozen of The Kitty Concert's songs were written about heartbreak and sadness, so Kitty wrote a goofy surf rock song inspired by The Beach Boys to cheer them up. A demo is in circulation online, and despite that Concert never intended for the song to be taken seriously, many fans list the song as one of their favorite demos.

### Personnel

* Kitty Concert- lead vocals, lead guitar
* Little-Kitty Furball- lead vocals, tambourine
* Zak Zimmer- steel guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Looney Lion- drums, cowbell, Conga
* Bush Longtail- piano
* Ai-Ai Paulden- organ
* Pawprint Elec- saxophone
Mark

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**Mark**is a song written by Pawprint Elec in January 2008, a Granted outtake. It is written for the band's friend, Mark Tilbert, who died in 2005 due to AIDS. A demo recording from March 2008 circulates on the internet, but the song has never been formally released or mixed, as Elec finds it too deeply personal to record. Tilbert was also the basis of "Unprotected Sex" and multiple other What a Shame demos. The song would have featured an orchestra had it been placed on the album.

### Personnel

* Pawprint Elec- lead vocals, harmonica
* Kitty Concert- mandolin
* Zak Zimmer- acoustic guitar
* Dee Macko- acoustic bass guitar
* Looney Lion- drums
* Ai-Ai Paulden- piano
* Bush Longtail- organ, rainstick
* Little-Kitty Furball- autoharp
Watching Paint Dry

**Watching Paint Dry**is the first solo album released by Pawprint Elec on August 17, 2006. It produced what are arguably Elec's four most well-known solo singles, "Lauren", "The Missing Piece of the Puzzle", "It's a Wonderful Life", and "Every Now and Then".

## Tracklist

1. "The Missing Piece of the Puzzle"- 4:07
2. "Nevertheless"- 3:03
3. "Everybody Comes to Rick's"- 4:31
4. "Watching Paint Dry"- 3:20
5. "At the Luau"- 3:11
6. "It's a Wonderful Life"- 3:48
7. "And by the Way"- 3:10
8. "Float Along"- 4:26
9. "Every Now and Then"- 3:06
10. "Lauren"- 3:13
11. "I Can Only Imagine"- 4:19
12. "Philharmonic"- 4:55
13. "Garden of Blue"- 4:42

Total Length: 49:51
Dreamland

**Dreamland** is the thirteenth and final track from If I Only Had A Brain, a solo piano album released by Bush Longtail in 2008.

## Overview

"Dreamland" was written by Bush Longtail for The Kitty Concert in January 2002. Although the band received it generally well (Elec even fancying it enough to perform a demo of it with Longtail), it was overlooked because of the other songs written that month, 4068 Water Balloons, Nickson Road, and I'm In A Daze (the latter of the two being written by Longtail as well).

Betwixt work and band practice, Longtail found himself to be consistently tired, so he wrote "Dreamland" about finally being able to get to sleep.

## Lyrics

Pardon me, but I hear dreamland calling

Yes, slumber begs for me to join it in the night

It surely will enchant me and seduced me to pajamas

But, baby, I ain't putting up a fight

'Cause I wanna be in bed

I wanna rest my head upon a pillow

I cry like a weeping willow

'Cause I wanna be in bed

I wanna rest my head upon some silk

And just go to sleep and never wake up

Excuse me, but I see dreamland waving

It's instructing that I join it now at once

It surely will incite me and seduced me to pajamas

But to deny it, dear, I'd be a dunce

'Cause I wanna be in bed

I wanna rest my head upon a pillow

I cry like a weeping willow

'Cause I wanna be in bed

I wanna rest my head upon some silk

And just go to sleep and never wake up

Tell me a bedtime story and sing me a lullaby

If I don't get to sleep tonight I think that I might die

I wanna close my eyes and drift away

'Cause I wanna be in bed

I wanna rest my head upon a pillow

I cry like a weeping willow

'Cause I wanna be in bed

I wanna rest my head upon some silk

And just go to sleep and never wake up

## See also

* If I Only Had A Brain
* Goodnight
What the Hell's an Elvis Impersonator?

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**What the Hell's an Elvis Impersonator?**is the seventh and penultimate track on the Kitty Concert's debut EP, *4,068 Water Balloons Gently Adrift.*The song also appeared as a bonus track on some editions of their debut album, *Lovely Miss Merritt.*

### Appearances

* *4,068 Water Balloons Gently Adrift*(2003)
* *Lovely Miss Merritt*(Bonus Tracks Edition) (2004)
* *4,068 Water Balloons Gently Adrift Deluxe Edition*(2013)
* *Lovely Miss Merrit Deluxe Edition*(2014)

### Personnel

* Kitty Concert- lead vocals, rhythm guitar
* Pawprint Elec- backup vocals, xylophone, glockenspiel
* Zak Zimmer- lead guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Looney Lion- drums, cowbell
* Ai-Ai Paulden- accordion
* Bush Longtail- piano
* Little-Kitty Furball- penny whistle, tambourine
Meadous

**Meadous** (ミーダス?) is an Area Guardian, and one of the two Level 100 NPC of Kailasa. It was meant to be stationed at the front entrance to scare away invaders, but when the defense method changed, it was repurposed to kill any player that managed to get past the fake dungeon. In the New World, Parthicus would occasionally bring it out when he thinks he'll be facing a particularly strong opponent.

## Appearance

Meadous is a colossal entity, towering over ordinary humans. Its initial form is a large, multi-tailed beast with an eyeless, goat-like head. dozens of conical horns sprout out normal to the head and its mouth unfolds into five fang-lined sections. It can further expand its jaws, separating its body in half, revealing a larger collection of teeth on both sides.

## Personality

It is an entity devoid of reason, following only it's instincts. It enjoys offering his victims brief moments of respite, or even the hope of release or escape, before inflicting death through gruesome and horrific means. According to it's creator, allowing its victims' hope will amplify the despair and terror upon their moment of death, a fact that it revels in.

## Background

Its concept of existence was proposed by Parthicus who wanted to use it at the front to instantly kill anyone that tries to enter, but was later changed to the end of the fake dungeon. It was created by Sato86 using the the data mined from Kailasa's hidden boss.

When the game was shutdown and everything became real, there was a commotion in the surrounding area as Meadous had escaped the base and was causing untold chaos, prompting the guild to make subjugation request for it. It wasn't until Parthicus saw the request, recognizing the monster, and used Control Amnesia to make it less frenzied.

## Abilities and Power

Tasked with killing any player that managed to pass through all of the barriers and illusions, Meadous is specialized in assassination. It has the highest physical attack stat of all of the NPCs in Kailasa. With a 400% critical hit damage, its build made sure that it could kill players in one-hit. However, its low physical defense makes it also susceptible to one shots from physical attacks of the same level.

It has a special skill that allows it to hide in and move between shadows. It becomes very difficult to detect it once it's inside shadows, however it is unable to attack when it's inside. Though it does have stealth options outside of the shadow, it can be detected rather easily if you know what to look for, as shown with Lupusregina Beta.

## Main Equipment

* **Tawrich** and **Zarich**: A pair of reverse grip weapons fashioned in the shape of a mix between a beast's fangs and claws. As often with short swords, they are meant to be used as sword-breakers to stop an opponent's blade rather than rend flesh; one is able to catch a blade, while the other is used to attack.
Caterpillar

**Caterpillar** is the ninth album released by The Kitty Concert on November 2, 2015. It is remarkable in that seven out of the fourteen of the tracks are not sung by Kitty Concert, but by the other members of the band.

## Tracklist

1. "At the Playground"- 3:03, sung by Kitty Concert, written by Kitty Concert
2. "Bubblegum"- 2:37, sung by Concert, written by Concert and Bush Longtail
3. "It's Only Love"- 2:55, sung by Concert, Little-Kitty Furball, and Katerina Concert, written by Concert
4. "Your Definition of Happiness"- 4:42, sung by Concert, written by Concert
5. "Isn't That Something?"- 2:41, sung by Concert, written by Concert
6. "I'm in a Birdhouse"- 3:25, sung by Concert, written by Concert and Pawprint Elec
7. "Will You Wait with Me?"- 2:58, sung by Furball, written by Furball
8. "Circus"- 4:13, sung by Longtail, written by Longtail
9. "Not Yours"- 2:39, sung by Zak Zimmer, written by Zak Zimmer
10. "Love Me (for as Long as You Can)"- 3:20, sung by Dee Macko, written by Dee Macko
11. "On the Griddle"- 2:32, sung by Looney Lion and Angel Moore, written by Lion
12. "Caterpillar"- 3:06, sung by Pawprint Elec, written by Elec
13. "Across the Pond's Waters"- 6:17, sung by Ai-Ai Paulden, written by Paulden
14. "I'll See You Around"- 3:10, sung by Concert and The Kitty Concert, written by Concert

Total Length: 47:38

### Bonus Tracks Edition

1. "Root Beer Floats"- 2:42, sung by Concert, "I'll See You Around" B-side
2. "Betina"- 2:38, sung by Elec and Macko, "It's Only Love" B-side
3. "The Ice Cream Man"- 2:53, sung by Concert, "Isn't That Something? B-side
4. "Winter"- 3:10, sung by Concert and Furball, "
Suppertime

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**Suppertime**(originally titled "It's Suppertime") is the eleventh and penultimate track from the Kitty Concert's second album, *What a Shame.*An acoustic version was featured on *Acoustified.*

### Appearances

* *What a Shame*(2005)
* *Acoustified* (2010)

### Personnel

* Kitty Concert- lead vocals, acoustic guitar
* Pawprint Elec- backup vocals, harmonica
* Little-Kitty Furball- backup vocals, tambourine
* Zak Zimmer- electric guitar
* Dee Macko- bass guitar
* Looney Lion- drums
* Bush Longtail- piano
* Ai-Ai Paulden- organ

## Overview

"Suppertime" is a fan-favorite from the Kitty Concert's catalog. Since it flows into "I've Found Your Trail", the song that frequently ends the Kitty Concert's shows, "Suppertime" has been played live over 400 times-- it is the band's 12th most-played song, and their 3rd most-played song that was never released as a single, after "Whoa" and "Jeez". Along with "You Just Gotta Swim", "Blanketed by You" and "Wonderful Morning", it is one of the few uplifting songs on an album filled with grief in "Unprotected Sex", regret in "Dew", and libido in "On Tenterhooks" and "I've Found Your Trail".

When Kitty Concert wrote Suppertime, he had just a month or two ago gotten back together with Katerina Concert after almost two years of separation. Despite just having gotten back together, Concert was already picturing them in a happy, cliche breadwinner-and-housewife lifestyle, though somewhat kiddingly. "Katerina isn't too much of a housewife type, and I'd never want her to be somebody or something she doesn't want to be," Concert said of the song in 2011. "It was just fun to picture us in that type of setting." A similar milieu is featured in the *Percolate the Ocean*track, "Apple Strudels". Concert also said of the song in 2007, "'Supper' is a dying word. Most people nowadays just use 'dinner' or 'dinnertime' and 'suppertime' has become really outdated. The word 'supper' reminds me of my grandparents and my early childhood. Katerina and I only use the word 'supper', never 'dinner'."
It's 2002 Already

**It's 2002 Already** is a song written by Bush Longtail for The Kitty Concert in July 2002. After suffering from writer's block for a short while, Longtail wrote this song with hopes of "getting his head in the game", as he said, but he did not want The Kitty Concert to record it, as he considered the song "garbage". However, a solo demo recording where he strums on his acoustic guitar was included on Longtail's album, "Carousels in Nickson Road".

## Lyrics

It's 2002 already and what in the hell have you done?

Quit gazing mindlessly at your TV screen

Get the hell up, you bastard son, and make something of your life

Damn you, damn you, damn you down

Goddamn you all the way down

It's 2002 already and what in the world have you done?

Quit sitting around and twiddling your thumbs

Get the hell up, you bastard son, make something of your life before it passes you by

Damn you, damn you, damn you down

Goddamn you all the way down