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2013 (releases)

In **2013**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released or published.

## January

* 3 January - *Rumpus Room Renovation Show* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series.

## July

* 14 July - *Nicknames MANBEAST* was released.
* 21 July - *The Sexually Suggestive Ball Pumper* was released as part of the Fortnightly Fap Off series.
* 27 July - *The Man Who Touches People Inappropriately* was released as part of the Fortnightly Fap Off series.

## August

* 4 August - *There's a Milk Crate on my Head?* was released as part of the Fortnightly Fap Off series.
* 11 August - *Men Who Fight Like Kangaroos* was released as part of the Fortnightly Fap Off series.
* 18 August - *Tell you what I'd like to do to her* was released as part of the Fortnightly Fap Off series.
* 26 August - *The World Footsies Championship* was released as part of the Fortnightly Fap Off series.

## September

* 1 September - *The Minister of Public Scrutiny* was released as part of the Fortnightly Fap Off series.
* 11 September - A sketch promoting*Aunty Donna's Self-Titled Sydney Debut* was released.
* 30 September - *Trendy Cafe* was released as part of the Fapé in the Café series.

## October

* 15 October - *Subtly Spying on a Hot Girl* was released as part of the Fapé in the Café series.
* 27 October - *Jazz Music* was released as part of the Fapé in the Café series.

## November

* 9 November - *Haven't You Done Well* was released as the first episode of the Haven't You Done Well series and as part of the Fapé in the Café series.
* 23 November - *The Man Who Can't Roll Up His Sleeves* was released as part of the Fapé in the Café series.

## December

* 11 December - *Boyfriends* was released as part of the Fapé in the Café series.
Captain Philip

Captain Philip tried to order fit chips from Subway during the first fleet of ships landing at Botany Bay and got into an argument with Zach about whether or not fit chips were invented yet. Captain Philip went to the front of the line to order fit chips, cutting in line in front of Sir Jeffrey Cook as Jeffrey's sandwich was already in the oven and he didn't want to wait. Captain Philip claimed to be an indigenous Australian and believed he was at the front of the Subway line first.

He ordered capsicum and tomato chips while Sir Jeffrey Cook complained about not having picked his cheese yet. (*Podcast EP 5*)
30 March (releases)

On **30 March**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released.

* 2017 - *I Dance Like This* was releasedm as part of the Ripper Aussie Summer series.
* 2021 - *Podcast Ep 248 - LAN PARTY 6, The Snyder Cut* was released.
* 2022 - *Podcast Ep 299 - Casting Hot Department Part 2* was released.
* 2022 - *Pizza Ad* was released as part of Hot Department: Dark Web.
AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 1 - It's Finally Announced

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information.

**AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 1 - It's Finally Announced** is the first episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Netflix poddy about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Topics

* Distracting circumcisions
* The trailer
* Checking recording software for farts
* You gotta watch it in-app
* Mark is no longer excited because they've been bankin em
* Keeping secrets for 2 years
* Libeling friends
* Aunty Donna are hereby sentenced to death
Cate Blanchett

**Cate Blanchett** is a character played by Zachary Ruane and Mark Bonanno on the Aunty Donna Podcast, based on the real Cate Blanchett.

She is an Australian actress. She is married to Andrew Upton, and is a dame. She gets boners all the time.

She called into the Aunty Donna Podcast alongside Kat Stewart and Tim Potter. She said she got a boner while filming Carol as well as in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. She then got a boner at the time. Tim asked her for advice about boners, and she said she had one in Mash. She pretended to be Mike Baird, acting as a bear, and Broden gave her an Oscar as well as Oscar Pistorius' left leg. She left to do a Woody Allen movie. (*Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL*)

(*Podcast Ep 216 - A Typical Acting Class*)

## Appearances

* Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL (Zach)
* Podcast Ep 216 - A Typical Acting Class (Mark)
Broden's Nana

**Broden's Nana** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in Italians VS People! in BEST CONTENT EVER!!1!
She is the grandmother of Broden, as well as the sister of Uncle Jim and Jeanette Richardson-Michaels. She has no other siblings. She owns a lovely little home that Broden comes to every so often. She wears a scarf with glasses, a cardigan, and a shirt.

### Biography

Broden came to visit her once, and was happy to see her. She offered him one dry biscuit which he declined. She showed him photos of her family. While watching the television, she told Broden not to talk. (*Italians VS People!*)
15 February (releases)

On **15 February**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released.

* 2016 - *BEHIND THE SCENES AUNTY DONNA ABOUT TONIGHT LIVE* was released.
* 2017 - *Podcast Ep 31* was released.
* 2018 - The music video for *Professor Whiskers* was released.
* 2022 - *Podcast Ep 293 - The Moving Car Prelude - The Still Car* was released.
Amazing Magic Compilation ft/ TimTimFed!

**Amazing Magic Compilation ft/ TimTimFed!** is the fourth episode of BEST CONTENT EVER!!1!.

## Plot

Aunty Donna introduce themselves and say they're doing a collab with Michael Shanks. Michael throws one hat and three land on the boys' heads. Michael can't open a door so he hops thhrough it, leaving his clothes behind.

Broden wants a frankfurter so he turns a dog into one. Michael wraps Mark in christmas paper, and Zach asks about the dog. A man dressed in orange comes looking for the dog, and Michael turns him into a Fanta bottle. He seperates the bottle into three glasses, and Zach asks if the Fanta is a man. A police officer appears looking for the man and his dog, but Michael puts him in a bag and he suffocates, then Michael burns the bag.

The boys hide in a cupboard, but Michael phases through. They outro the video, and Michael turns the "Thanks for Watching!" into a paper chain of people. They go on an adventure.

Michael is hungry so turns a building where Zach's dad worked into a Snickers bar. He miniaturises a helicopter and makes Broden crush it. Zach forgets his hat so he turns Melbourne into a hat. A little girl lost her mother. Michael uses the sun as a flame to light a match.

While Michael is firing lasers, the boys outro the video and Mark says there is a resistance in the West.

## After Credits

They show the behind the scenes of the dog to frankfurter trick and the Snickers trick.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* TimTimFed
* Orange man's dog
* Orange man
* Police officer
Best Funeral Ever

**Best Funeral Ever** is the second episode of Fresh Blood.

## Plot

A Sun Tzu quote appears on screen:

> *The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.*
>
>

Mark, Broden and Zach are at a funeral for their friend. A man and woman are sitting on the chairs behind them. The three lay roses over their friend's body. Zach begins to cry, but then they relise the music that is playing is a dance remix. They begin bopping their heads, then they start dancing. They stop, but then the beat drops. Mark says "here we go" and then it becomes an actual rave. The man and woman start dancing too, and Zach covers his face with cocaine and punches someone in the face. The hashtags #LOL, #YOULOVEIT and #MOURNING appear on screen, as do the words DANCE PARTY at the end.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
* Dead friend
* Random couple
Chicken seller

The **chicken seller** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff.

He is a vendor of chickens.

In the play *The Tin Roof Shed*, he sold chickens at the market, and shouted "come get your chickens!" (*Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff*)
AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 5 - Catering

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information.

**AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 5 - Catering** is the fifth episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Netflix poddy about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Topics

* Structure
* Lessons from previous pilots
* Broden is siphoning money from Aunty Donna
* Catering on 1999 and the Fresh Blood pilot
* Craft services
* Breakfast
* Secret omelette station
* Independent film catering is Ballarat, Australian catering is Melbourne, American catering is Tokyo
* Traumatic quesadilla phonecalls
* Lunch
* Lobster and Weird Al
* Catering part 2?
* Hot snacks
* Zach's vanishing tummy
* An entire bain-marie of stuffing
* Coffee
Annie Lumsden

**Annie Lumsden** is a comedian and writer from Melbourne, Australia. She is one half of the comedy duo Annie and Lena with Lena Moon.

She featured on the Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama episode 38. Sisters (2015) with Annie Lumsden as well as the Week 5 Part 2 episode of Recaps with Mish and Zach.

## Appearances

* Season 1 of Masterchef Australia - Week 5 Part 2
* 38. Sisters (2015) with Annie Lumsden
* Aunty Donna: The Magical Dead Cat Tour
Aunty Donna Podcast/Aunty Donna Club Netflix Poddy

## Aunty Donna Club: Netflix Poddy

From October to December 2020 the poddy was replaced with a weekly ten part series about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House Of Fun, with a mix of behind the scenes discussion and improv featuring characters from the show. Episode 4 was reuploaded to the main podcast for free as episode 239. Video versions are available via the Patreon.
Awkward Teen

The **Awkward Teen** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in I Dance Like This in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

He dances like this: 'bounce, bounce, hunch your shoulders,' and 'look up here and not at my pants.' He has an Attractive Cousin who he has weird feelings for, and is presumably the son of the Tipsy Dad and Daggy Mum.

## Biography

### Aussie BBQ

At an Aussie BBQ, he danced like this: 'bounce, bounce, hunch your shoulders.' His Attractive Cousin danced like this: 'sexy, sexy, and a little bit coy.' He thought he shouldn't have these feelings about her so he danced like this: 'look up here and not at my pants.' (*I Dance Like This*)
1st Annual Aunty Donna Awards

The **1st Annual Aunty Donna Awards** ceremony, presented by Aunty Donna, honored the achievements and successes of Aunty Donna, and took place on Feb 15, 2018. Aunty Donna members Mark Samuel Bonanno and Zachary Ruane hosted the show. It is the first award ceremony to be adjudicated, presented by, and awarded to only the members of Aunty Donna. The ceremony was recorded and broadcast live from Stupid Old Studios

## Awards

Winners listed first, in **bold**, with the other nominees below

* Best Supporting Actor in an Aunty Donna Sketch
	+ **Zachary Ruane - Mr Moustache Man**
	+ Broden Kelly
	+ Mark Samuel Bonanno
* Best Channel 31 Special
	+ **The Aunty Donna LIVE Spooktacular (Accepted by Mark Samuel Bonanno)**
* Second Best Sketch After Mr Moustache Man
	+ **Pokemon Theme (Accepted by Mark Samuel Bonanno)**
	+ The World Footsies Championship
	+ Meet Scott!
	+ Montview College Presents: Condoms (or) Safe Sex and How To Do it!

* Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
	+ **Broden Kelly**
	+ Lady Bird
	+ The Disaster Artist
	+ Get Out
	+ The Greatest Showman
	+ I, Tonya

* Best Broden Kelly
	+ **Broden Kelly**
	+ Zachary Ruane
	+ Mark Samuel Bonanno

* Best YouTube Channel
	+ **The Aunty Donna Channel (Accepted by Zachary Ruane)**
	+ Logan Paul Vlogs

* Best Zachary Ruane
	+ **Zachary Ruane**
	+ Broden Kelly
	+ Mark Samuel Bonanno

* Best Upcoming North American Tour
	+ **Mark Samuel Bonanno**
	+ Broden Kelly
	+ Zachary Ruane
	+ Aunty Donna's North American Tour Part 1, To The West Coast of America, Texas, Denver, and the West Coast of Canada

* Best Horse
	+ **Mark Samuel Bonanno**
	+ Phar Lap
	+ Black Caviar
	+ Seabiscuit

* Best Album Currently Available for Preorder
	+ **Frenchy & The Talent - 'Bangerz & Trash' (Accepted by Zachary Ruane)**
	+ Aunty Donna - The Album
	+ Aunty Donna - The Album
	+ Aunty Donna Available For Preorder Now on iTunes - The Album

* Best One Time Guest on the Aunty Donna Podcast Called Rhys Nicholson
	+ **Broden Kelly**
	+ Rhys Nicholson
	+ Daniel Sloss

* Best Sketch Not Including Mr Moustache Man
	+ **Moonlight**
	+ Being Bigoted in the Workplace
	+ Subtly Spying on a Hot Girl
	+ Bikie Wars

## Controversy

* There were several winners in categories that they were not nominated in. These include:
	+ Broden Kelly winningBest Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
	+ Frenchy & The Talent's 'Bangerz & Trash' winningBest Album Currently Available for Preorder
	+ Broden Kelly winning Best One Time Guest on the Aunty Donna Podcast Called Rhys Nicholson
	+ Moonlight winning Best Sketch Not Including Mr Moustache Man

* There was much controversy surrounding the award for Best Sketch Not Including Mr Moustache Man
	+ Mr Moustache Man was initially announced as the winner, despite the fact that it was not nominated and was explicitly barred from inclusion in the category.
	+ While celebrating the win, Mark realized that the card had been misread, and Moonlight, which also had not been nominated, was the actual winner.

## Trivia

* Broden Kelly was unable to attend the event in person as he was working on a project in rural Canada, but he did Skype in to accept his awards.
Adam

**Adam** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL and 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Description

He is a struggling actor, frequently taking up audience plant roles. He once left his daughter in a shopping centre Hungry Jacks and she's probably dead. His great great grandmother is also deceased, and he is the grandson of the late Janes. He shits blood and is bad at following directions.

## Biography

### John Edwards' show

On John Edwards' show, he was running late. John tried to call him, knowing his name was Adam despite Adam saying he had never seen John before. John had a name beginning with J swimming in his loins, and Adam confirmed that this name was Janes, Adam's grandfather. Janes said Adam was in financial trouble, and Adam said he was but subsequently landed a top secret acting gig, and thanked John. Adam had another problem which Janes told him to forget about, which was that he was shitting a lot of blood, but he said he'd plug it up with a cork, which John disagreed with. John said Adam brought his grandfather's winter coat there, but Adam had read the email wrong and brought a jacket potato instead. Through John, Janes told Adam to go fuck himself. (*"New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL*)

### Blair Buoyant's show

A similar series of events happened on Blair Buoyant's TV show. Adam had still not sorted out his bleeding arsehole problem. Instead of a coat, Blair had told Adam to bring his grandfather's medallions from the war, but Adam again read the email wrong and brought some pork medallions. Through Blaire, Jaines told Adam to go fuck himself again, and Adam ran to the back room where he ripped a poster of his grandfather off the wall. (*'Lympics*)
Andrew Gaze

**Andrew Gaze** is a recurring character played by Broden Kelly on the Aunty Donna Podcast, based on the former basketball player Andrew Gaze.

Gaze is an upbeat basketball player.

## Biography

Gazey called Zach to wish the group a happy 200 episodes of the podcast. He was one of the few people to have recieved a message from Zach about this. (*Podcast Ep 200 - Episode 200!!!!*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 31
* Podcast Ep 33
* Podcast Ep 50 - Feat. TIM MINCHIN Part 2
* Podcast Ep 70 - I have no idea how to name this episode
* Podcast Ep 72 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Podcast Ep 84 - We Going To Pizza College!
* Podcast Ep 104 - The Sport Show with Zachary Ruane
* Podcast Ep 107 - Oceans 14 Part 2 Feat BEN RUSSELL
* Podcast Ep 184 - Taking Covid-19 down to Covid-ZERO
* Podcast Ep 200 - Episode 200!!!!
* Podcast Ep 214 - ABC Arvo's With Zippy Zu
* Podcast Ep 223 - Top 10 Batman Characters
* Podcast Ep 272 - We're Going On A Space Jam
Chef Matthias

**Chef Matthias** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in The Table of Chef Matthias in the Trendy series.

He is a chef who grew up in Austria. He is a trans man. Sometimes, he cuts off his limbs and fingers. He is friends with the Oyster and thinks the mousse he made is a cocktease. He feels passion in everything he does, and is missing his left arm. He opened his first restaurant in 1937, when he was a child. In that year, he came up with the $300 potato alongside his sous chef and other chefs, when they had to cover labour costs for delicate potato peeling. He cut his finger off in circa 2004, but this healed.

He once starred in a documentary about food. For this, he did a voiceover and providing a conteporary twist on the surf and turf. He said hello to the Oyster, and asked how he was. The Oyster said that he was an oyster, and Matthias said he knew this, so the Oyster said he was happy. He silenced the Oyster, but said they were friends. He made a little mousse which was lighter than air; the mousse floated away, and the Oyster said he would miss it, but Matthias told it to shut ze fuck up. He cut his finger with a knife while telling a story about the $300 potato, then cut his entire finger off. He says he felt passion in everything he did, but was interrupted by the reappearance of the mousse. He chased the mousse and said it was a cock tease. He cut off his whole arm, which floated away. The Oyster told him to float after his arm, as it was his destiny. In space with the mousse and his arm, he got an erection. The Oyster was there with a little hat that he had got at the shoppies. Mathhias told the Oyster to shut ze fuck up again. (*The Table of Chef Matthias*)

## Trivia

* He was meant to be French but Zach was better at a German or Austrian accent. (*Podcast EP 2*)
Afternoon Sillies

**Afternoon Sillies** is the sixth sketch in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

## Plot

Aunt Jeanette says the boys have been naughty all day, but says that if they haven't finished turning off the BBQ and doing the dishes by the time she has finished her cigarette, she will pull down their pants and spank their bare bottoms. Zach says he needs a plug for the outdoor washing sink basin, but Mark says "aren't you bloody worried about getting electrocuted?" Broden slaps Mark, saying he has a case of the afternoon sillies.

Zach says that The Mummy's Brendan Fraser is right because he'd help but he doesn't have any sponges to help with the dishes. He is using a spongecake instead, so Mark slaps him because he has a case of the afternoon sillies.

Broden goes to take a call from his girlfriend, Michelle Pfeiffer, on the banana; he also has a case of the afternoon sillies, prompting Zach to slap them both multiple times. He says he needs to propose a toast to his mum with some toast. Mark slaps him, then proposes to the toast, saying he wants to have sex with it all day and night and then get bored and have an affair later on.

The afternoon sillies turned Broden into an old man, and Zach becomes Geoffrey Rush in the movie Shine.

The editor also has the afternoon sillies. Mark uses his long tongue to lick some tomato sauce of Zach's chin, and Broden's head starts floating. Zach has a chicken called Michael. Broden's head is replaced by Geoffrey Rush's head, and the same happens to Michael. Geoffrey Rush eats the saush that Zach was trying to give to Broden's head.

Aunt Jeanette returns after her cigarette, and notices that the barbie is still on; they're just suffering from liquefied petroleum gas poisoning. Aunt Jeanette also gets a case of the afternoon sillies when she eats Broden's head. The boys collapse. Aunt Jeanette is Sam Lingham.

### After Credits

Zach says Michael doesn't like to be put in the deep fryer, and asks why people like to eat him. He says he is also known as Greg and Mistopheles, and tells them a secret; there is a shipment of malt and barley coming from the European lands, so they could keep it, turn it to beer and sell it at the local Speakeasy.
Channing Tatum

**Channing Tatum** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in Podcast Ep 255 - Detective Zach, based on the actor Channing Tatum.
Channing is a famous actor. He can only say "oh yeah" and has a slippery, aerodynamic body.

## Biography

### Tom Armstrong murder investigation

He was in the house during the murder of Tom Armstrong, which led to him being interrogated by Wacky Will. He was asked about going out to the desert with a reporter, his body and Magic Mike. He also confirmed a 21 Jump Street/Men In Black crossover. (*Podcast Ep 255 - Detective Zach*)
15 March (releases)

On **15 March**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released.

* 2017 - *Podcast Ep 35 - "The 10 Best Things About La Porchetta"* was released.
* 2018 - The music video for *Chop Chop (English Version)* was released as part of The Album.
* 2022 - *Podcast Ep 297 - Would You Rather With Mish Wittrup* was released.
Bikie Wars (Live Version)

**Bikie Wars (Live Version)** is a live version of the sketch Bikie Wars that was performed at the Enmore Theatre in Newtown, New South Wales. It is the eleventh and final video in the Live at the Enmore series.

## Plot

A Bikie Man from a bikie gang says he lives in a crack den making crack. He loves killing, thieving and extortion, and offers abortions for $20. He loves cocaine and selling it to kids for $50 per ounce. Also, his dad used to fuck him, which he gets the audience to sing. As he is walking along he encounters Snake, who is a member of a rival gang. He tells the Bikie Man he is a real rough bloke who will murder his wife if he doesn't give him the drugs. Despite fucking up his line, the Bikie Man is able to get out of there by shooting him with an assault rifle. the Bikie Man then encounters a man from the police who is there to arrest Bikie Man and his geese. He threatens to put him in handcuffies. Luckily, he still has the assault rifle on hand to shoot the cop with. He then moves on and encounters a passerby who he quickly shoots. They say thank you to Sydney, ending their performance.

## Lyrics

**Verse 1: Bikie Man**

I'm a bikie man from a bikie gang

Living in my crack den making crack

I love killing, thieving, and extortion

Give me twenty bucks, I'll give you an abortion

I love cocaine and selling it to kids

I charge fiddy for an ounce

(Audience) And my dad used to fuck me, rippity dee

**Verse 2: Snake**

My name's Snake from a rival gang

So give me the drugs or I'll go BANG

I'm a real rough bloke

I'll murder your wife

So give me the drugs or you'll be in strife

**Pre-Chorus: Bikie Man**

Oh no! Who the fuck fucked it up

What the fuck am I gonna do

**Chorus**

Bang! Biggitybang a bigga bangbang biggity biggity bang

And a shoot-shoot-shoot put a bullet in his head

Bing bam boom and he's effin' dead

**Verse 3: Crooked Cop**

Stop right there I'm from the police

I'm here to arrest both you and your geese

Oh you gangsters are such big roughies

I'm going to put you in... handcuffies

**Pre-chorus: Bikie Man**

Oh no! It's the boys in blue

What the hell am I gonna do?

**Chorus**

Bang! Biggity bang a bigga bangbang biggity biggity bang

And a shoot-shoot-shoot put a bullet in your head

Bing bam boom and he's effin' dead

**Pre-Chorus: Passerby**

Well how do you do, I'm just a passerby and I-

**Chorus**

Bang! Biggitybang a bigga bangbang biggity biggity bang

And a shoot-shoot-shoot put a bullet in his head

Bing bam boom and he's effin' dead

**Outro**

Bangbang biggity bangbang biggity bang!

## Behind the Scenes

Zach is dead on the sofa and Mark is imitating him, asking the dead body of Broden if he's excited about the show. Broden say he is. Mark does parkour and pushes Zach off the sofa.

## Characters

* Bikie Man (Mark Bonanno)
* Snake (Broden Kelly)
* Crooked Cop (Zachary Ruane)
* Passerby (Broden Kelly)
1940s Broden

**1940s Broden** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 118 - Judas.

He is a 1940s version of Broden, alongside 1940s Zach. He is a massagynist; someone who massages people. He is flat-footed and was thus not conscripted for WWII. He was born and raised in Jerusalem, and has a mobile phone.

He was present at a Christmas play in 1940s Jerusalem when the 2018 versions of the boys travelled back in time. He recognised that they had time travelled due to Mark's beard. He sexually explored his 2018 self. (*Podcast Ep 118 - Judas*)
Cavernous Hole

**Cavernous Hole** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!.

It is a cavernous hole that has teeth. It communicates only through screams, though it seems to be able to understand English. It is said that Zach became the hole on the way back from getting chips and dips for a party.

## Biography

It appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast and met Hitler's C\*\*t. It performed a song with it and Broden, and later met Poo. It also performed another goofy song about grumpy mark, which they workshopped. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!
* Podcast Ep 182 - Zach's Trip To Coles - The Musical
* Podcast Ep 183 - Joe
Aunty Donna merchandise

Aunty Donna have released lots of merch since their early days. The store was run through Big Cartel until 2017, and then through Araca. Merch is currently available via their online store.

In addition to the normal merch, the group have a running joke of listing things they would do for a high price. This began in 2016 where, listed for $5000, Zach would DJ at your house. This was shown with an image of DJ SweetLove. In 2019, this had been updated to "Aunty Donna Will Perform In Your Home For $10," "Free Soloing With Zachary Ruane," for $200,000, "Broden Will Be Your Personal Guru," for $900,000 and "Mark Will Bash Your Bully." for $25,000. After an incident where someone actually bought one of these, all prices were raised to $1,000,000.

### 2022

The Magical Dead Cat Tour logo cap (available on tour)
### 2021

Jigsaw Puzzle ($60)Logo Cap ($40)Socks ($35)Greeting Cards ($15)Podcast Fridge Magnets ($8)Morning Brown Keepcup ($30)Morning Brown Mug ($20)
### 2020

BOHOF Black Logo Hoodie ($60)BOHOF Black Logo Tee ($35)1999 Grey Hoodie ($60)
### 2019

Glennridge Black Logo Tee ($25)Glennridge Keep Cup ($15)Glennridge Tea Towel ($?)
### 2018

The Album White Logo Tee ($15)Aunty Donna The Album CD ($10)Aunty Donna The Album Vinyl ($30)Mark's funeral set from *Wild Bear Attack* ($200)
### 2017

Big Boys Hoodie ($?)Big Boys Tour Tee ($22.50)Ripper Aussie Summer Tee ($30)Ripper Aussie Summer Singlet ($25)Ripper Aussie Summer Schooner ($10)
### 2016

1999 Grey Hoodie ($50)White Tee ($25)*Bevvies With The Boys* Stubby Holders ($10, 4-pack for $30)Poster ($10)Signed 1999 Script ($30)Mark's short shorts from *What Do You Think of This?* ($200)Mark's butt funnel from *Haven't You Done Well 5: Cocaine* ($200)Classic Vlog Hat ($3500)
### 2014

Cum On My Keys Tee ($26-$25)Signed Edinburgh Tea Towel ($30, $50 for 2)
Aunty Donna: The Album Tour

**Aunty Donna: The Album Tour** was a tour in 2018 by Aunty Donna of The Album that featured a live band and brought along Michelle Brasier as a singer.

## The band

* **Vox** - Aunty Donna and Michelle Brasier
* **Drums** - Marty Van de Wouw
* **Bass and drum pad** - Tim O'Keefe
* **Guitar and keys** - Tom Armstrong
Angelo

**Angelo** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Chuffed (Dad Song).
He is Dad Broden's mate. He knows how to build pizza ovens, and knows the best supplier for pizza dough ($5 for a kilo).

## Biography

### Helping Dad Broden with pizza oven

On the weekend, he was free, so he helped the dad build a pizza oven using concrete as the base, bricks in place, arch to brace and cement to case. He tells them the best supplier for dough and helps make pizza, including gluten free bases for the son's girlfriend. (*Chuffed (Dad Song)*)
Abraham Lincoln

**Abraham Lincoln** is a character played by Robert Broski in Treasure in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is the 16th President of the United States of America.

## Biography

### Free time

He joined in with the boys' ball game alongside Egg Helms and the Police Officers, changing the tone for Broden dramatically and leading to Zach finding Sarah Burns' treasure. Zach thanked him for his help, however this episode is non-canon. (*Treasure*)

## Trivia

* Broden really wanted incoln to be in something but never figured out what until they found out they could get Robert to play the part.
Bonus Ep - Michael Hing Pitches a Sketch

**Bonus Ep - Michael Hing Pitches a Sketch** is a bonus episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast, featuring Michael Hing and following episode 278.

## Description

Yeeeeee bonus episode where Michael Hing hangs around after last week's episode and pitches a sketch.

## Topics

* None of Michael's previous pitches made it in to Aunty Donna sketches

## Notes and Trivia

* This is Michael Hing's third appearance on the podcast.
Bully (The Bully)

The **Bully** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in The Bully in Glennridge Secondary College.

He is a small penis-shaped being that loves to bully nerds by pulling down their pants and smacking their bottoms. He does not love himself, and it is possible that he bullies because he's externalising the internal pain he feels every day. When he falls on his back, he ain't getting up. He seems to be a student at Glennridge Secondary College.

He once bullied Broden and Zach, before falling on his back. He promised he would go on to bully Valhalla, and said he'd fucked Zach's dad before passing away. (*The Bully*)
Gollum

**Gollum** is a character played by Mark Bonanno on Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON of the Aunty Donna Podcast.

He is the Gollum from Lawn of the Ring. He keeps the lawn (which exists on a ring) fresh as a job on the side but aspires to be a dancer. He is very cheeky amd mischevious but is not a fool. Gollum has an Aussie accent.

He loves eating raw fish and parmesan twists. He does not know what potatoes are, despite liking chippies.

## Biography

He crept upon the stage on the Aunty Donna Podcast in London, and met Manbeast who was afraid he would steal his ring. However, he explained that he was not looking to do so. Zach explained to him the real plot to the movie; that it's not a lawn on a ring, there's lots of rings on a lawn and then Mr McGregor can't mow the lawn because the rings keep getting caught in the lawnmower.

Mr McGregor appeared, and Gollum confessed that he had put the rings on the lawn and also farted. He picked the rings up, causing an elk to fuck his family. He also slingshotted toilet tissue and spit all over Mr McGregor's back fence, then walked around with his willy out in protest to the council not frosting the windows.

Gollum also met Timid Curry and asked him what potatoes were. He also spooked the bowl of massaman. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)

## Trivia

* Mark had never watched Lawn of the Ring, and so didn't know how to play the character.
Bargain Boyz: Episode 2

**Bargain Boyz: Episode 2** is the second epiode of Bargain Boyz.

## Plot

The plot continues on from Bargain Boyz: Episode 1. Eliminaysh is coming.

Zach approaches Mark back at the house at 5 or 6 pm and they sit down for a mano-a-mano conversashe. Zach tells Mark that he thinks Broden is making stretch with Monique, Latisha, and himself. Broden approaches but they tell him to go away. Mark questions whether Zach is actually thinking about his dad, who was born in 1958 and died in 2015. Zach says it wasn't about his dad because he was a mean man.

Zach also says he is doing the game for his daughter, Sunshine Tree, who he named after a tree and the sunshine. However, Zach is lying and doesn't even have a daught. He also tells Mark that Sunshine Tree has ball cancer, just like Mark who also fucked her twice. Mark won't tell Zach that he did this because Sunshine Tree is pregnant. Zach says he's doing it for his little girl, who he wants to look him in the eye and say "there's a man who did a reality show in 2012." They cry together.

Mark tatoos Zach while he talks about his daughter. The big ol' titties represent his fighting spirit, and Mark focuses on the puss.

Zach needs Mark to put on the blindfold. Broden is in the house preparing everything. He is called on the phone and is told they have nine minutes left. Mark has no idea what's going on, and while they walk up the stairs he asks if they're cooking a curry. Zach lifts Mark's blindfold, and there is change. They take him to the bathroom where they put some leafy bush.

Jimjam interrupts them, an alter-ego of Zach. He wants to know how their business works and how they stack. Mark hires him on the spot. The episode ends.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* Monique (referenced)
* Latisha (referenced)
* Stan Ruane (referenced)
* Sunshine Tree (referenced)
* Jimjam (Zach)
AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 9 - Music Part 1

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information.

**AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 9 - Music Part 1** is the ninth episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Netflix poddy about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Topics

* The songs on the show
* Singing on Zoom
* Tom Armstrong (he's got strong arms)
* Birthdays
* Black Widow
* Tom's traumatic experience
* Reverse engineering lost tracks
* Tom loves all his babies
* The success of X
3 January (releases)

On **3 January**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released.

* 2013 - *Rumpus Room Renovation Show* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series.
* 2017 - *Podcast Ep 25 Feat. Vince Milesi* was released.
* 2017 - *Patreon Poddy 2* was released.
* 2018 - *Podcast Ep 77 - Aunty Donna Trying To Buy A Franchise In Australia PART 1* was released.
Charlie's Salami

**Charlie's Salami** is the third sketch in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

## Plot

Uncle Ben is seen cooking some snags on the barbie.

Charlie Bonanno thanks Mark and Zach for inviting him to their BBQ and says he really appreciates being there. Zach thanks him for coming, saying he hopes it takes his mind off the fact that his brother just died. Charlie didn't have the chance to say goodbye, but he bought some salami. Mark says it's a Wog Problem that they brought Italian salami to an Aussie BBQ. Zach says that last week, he and his Mrs went to Eagle Boys Pizza. Mark says he hopes the salami isn't too hot for Zach, given how little his penis is.

Zach says he's at least half an inch above average and that he can handle some spice, and goes for a slice of Calabrese salami which has a lot of chilli, capsicum sauce and black pepper in it. He begins coughing and asks Mark for some water, then the fuckin milk which he drinks. Mark has a massive chode so goes for some salami. His face goes red. Zach has another slice. Chilli's the old Sicilian ice pop. Zach loves milk, chilli and bread. Mark has another slice.

Manbeast notices the commotion and says it's a job for him. He fears not famine, nor war, and no sticketh of salami shall maketh him not quake. He introduces himself to Carmelo, who presents his Sicilian sausage. Manbeast says it is like the fresh blood of the Ghanan orangutan, and that there is barely a whimper of heat. He falls unconscious upon the table and the Paramedic attempts to resuscitate him while Zach spews milk on his chest. Charlie says it was only a mild salami. He's got a big penis, and he misses his brother.

### After Credits

Manbeast says there is barely a whimper of heat. To fool him, you need eyes like swords of steel, a heart like a woman's knee, and a man who follows you around asking if you want to buy Foxtel.
Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is the host of the 2005 TV show Punk'd. He pranked Jerry Springer and arrived with Ashton Goocher, his gooch which is a little bit hairy and rests between his scrote and his asshole. Ashton Kutcher invested in Twitter and is a millionaire. His favourite holiday destination is Ashton Noosa. His creative process is reading the script and thinking of ways to read the jokes that will make people laugh. His gooch has cancer, and he hates him. (*Podcast EP 10*)
Hamish (Broden)

**Hamish (Broden)** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 115 - Stern German Mans References.

He is a very polite, famously beautiful 9'2" Swedish man and close friend with Hamish. He has blond hair and blue eyes with a fair complexion, like Nicole Kidman with a moustache. He doesn't age, which means he looks 12 despite being 107. He enjoys getting furniture from IKEA. His favourite Swedish animals are moose, reindeer, normal deer, birds and bears. He goes into a sauna 4000 times a day. He enjoys lingonberry spread.

## Biography

On the Aunty Donna Podcast, he and Hamish were called by Mark. The Stern German Man had put him down as a reference on his CV, having previously met him over meatballs in IKEA and having worked for him there. He claimed that the man's calf muscles were stong but criticised his latissimus dorsi as well as his lack of sauna visits. He played his favourite Swedish song, and later reccomended that Mark should not hire the man. (*Podcast Ep 115 - Stern German Mans References*)
City Boy Tries Camping - Haven't You Done Well X

**City Boy Tries Camping - Haven't You Done Well X** is the fifth episode of Camp Bush Camp! and the tenth episode of the Haven't You Done Well series.

## Plot

Grew up in the country but moved to the city in his twenties Zach has invited Wall Street City Slicker Mark to a camping trip. Zach's country cousin Country Broden is there to help them out. Their kitchen is the outdoors. They show how they say hello to each other in the city and country. They get ready to put up a house. Mark thinks Broden is suffering from PTSD. Broden makes Mark drink a Bundy and goes yabbying. Mark sucks the city out of Zach's head. They see a bur and forage for it. Zach goes to bed while Broden impersonates a yabby.

They relax around the fire with Keith, talking about birds and acting. Broden passes on his hat to Mark, making him a bushman and Campin' Jim, and Broden goes to wash himself. They leave and talk about Stephanie in the office.

Zach narrates the meal they had, explaining that it was the last time he saw Mark.

### After Credits

Mark persuades Zach to eat marshmallows from the microwave, despite them being on fire still.

## Characters

* Grew up in the country but moved to the city in his twenties Zach
* City Slicker Mark
* Country Broden
* Keith
* Stephanie
ABC

The **Australian Broadcasting Corporation** (**ABC**) was Australia's national broadcaster. It hosted TV shows such as *At The Movies* and radio shows, including ABC Arvo's.

In 2021, Gordon Ramsay became the head of the corporation, and promptly converted the entire ABC, along with its shows, into a spaghetti restaurant. (*Podcast Ep 280 - ABC Arvo's With Zippy Zu Part 2 feat. Demi Lardner*)
Aunty Donna Wiki

This is a Fandom Wiki for fans of the Australian absurdist comedy sketch troupe **Aunty Donna** and the work of **Haven't You Done Well Productions** that anyone, including **you**, can edit. As of right now, there have been **15,152** edits on this wiki to create **1,690** articles. Click the edit button at the top of any page to get started!

We go by the same rule as Aunty Donna; "Whatever's Funniest." This means that we're looser than other wikis on the rules about canon, because it's funnier. We don't try to separate the 'canon' from real life, so we can say that Zach actually turned into a sentient chicken nugget. We still organise things though, of course!

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Crow

The **crow** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff.

It is a crow, and it symbolizes freedom.

In the play *The Tin Roof Shed*, Barry heard the crow along with the Pigeon at a small town market. (*Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff*)
Barry O'Connell

**Barry O'Connell** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam".

He was Coca-Cola Amatil's Australian beverages managing director, but left the job.

## Biography

### Appearance on the Aunty Donna Podcast

He called in to the Aunty Donna Podcast to talk about the feud between Domino's and Coca-Cola, but promptly hung up because he realised he had departed the role in March 2017. (*Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam"*)
Adolf Hitler

**Adolf Hitler** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON of the Aunty Donna Podcast.

He was a nasty man who wished death upon everyone. He has a c\*\*t.

## Biography

Two versions of Jim the Milkman went back in time while he was giving a speech and gave him milk to help with his calcium. He said "death to everyone" before drinking the milk. Unfortunately, the Jims had forgotten to poison the milk so managed to shoot him instead. Winston Churchill was out the back when this happened. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)
Aunty Donna's Dominos Special

**Aunty Donna's Dominos Special** is a special 23 minute long vlog.

## Synopsis

After many months of harassing Dominos on our podcast and then petitioning them online for a free franchise, Dominos flew us up to Brisbane to attend pizza college and meet with CEO Don Meij.

## Description

The vlog documents the climax of Aunty Donna's Domino's arc featuring Don Meij, which began in Podcast EP 1. The group were vying to become a Domino's franchisee, but the company fell quiet after some positive correspondence. Night Attack stepped in, however, giving them a helping hand, and Don eventually called the group into Domino's Australian HQ. The boys wanted to know who Nick Knight was, whether their was an ongoing feud with Pizza Capers and whether they could have a franchise. They were not paid any money for the video.

After some time waiting and talking about pizza with clams and a bianco base, they meet Don Meij. They find out that Don is the group CEO, and that Nick Knight is the Australian CEO who started out as a wobble boarder and wasn't Rolph Harris. Don gives them name tags, hats and shirts.

Mark explains his grievances with the New Yorker pizza and how he could not customise it, but Don explains that it was a set menu. Broden does not want to do the work, but is motivated by the others. They look at the ice cream machine and have some also. Don clarifies that 'pizza pies' is the correct term. Zach feels lonely while Mark is making doughballs, but is included and allowed to operate the machine.

Don shows the boys DRU AI, which rates pizzas. They question how powerful DRU could get, because it could put Don out of a job or kill people. DRU is not a robot, but Broden thinks Don might be, and ties to communicate with him by saying "110111". Broden spills ice cream.

Don shows them the fastest pizza ovens in the world. Zach's name tag is wrong, and he also gets left out again. They add toppings to their pizza. Mark says Pizza Capers shit and do their pizza at the same time. Broden cuts his pizza confidently but can't do the side flaps so Don doesn't think he's going to make it. Zach's pizza is the best he's seen today.

They go outside to eat their pizza. Mark suggests the clam pizza with a bianco base. While recording a Facebook Live for Don, he says Zach's pizza was the best.

In a final meeting, Don says it's a bit early to give them all the franchise, but says Zach would get it on his own, upsetting Mark. He does say Mark's dough was very good and says he did a good job, upsetting Broden. Don gives them all a golden spoodle.

After filming the video, Zach and Mark went on to be the best of friends, Broden got a sore tum from eating too much ice cream and Don was paid 36.7 million dollars.
Bartender (My Name is Link not Zelda!)

The **Bartender** is a character played by Matt Saraceni that appears in My Name is Link not Zelda! in Insert Coin.

He is a bartender at the bar Elly frequents.

## Biography

### Serving Link and Zelda

Elly asks if he knows who Link is, and the bartender says he's called Zelda, and loved him in Majora's Mask. He calls a crowd over. Later, he serves Zelda a drink. (*My Name is Link not Zelda!*)
Better Jar Jar Binks

**Better Jar Jar Binks** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!, based on the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks. He is not to be confused with Jar Jar Binks.

He is a creature from the planet Jar Jar Binks.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast, and met Jar Jar Binks as well as Liam Neeson. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)
Bankin' Em

**Bankin' Em** is a term used by Aunty Donna to refer to the recording of many episodes of a podcast, usually the Aunty Donna Podcast, in a short amount of time. This is usually in anticipation of a future period in which they will be unable to record new episodes, or for increased entertainment value.

Bankin' em runs often begin with a Party Quirks episode (initially proposed by Broden) and sometimes end with 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire episodes. Over time, the boys increasingly turned to this method of recording podcasts to ensure they create the most entertaining content. The most recent instance of this is the Pudcast, in which around fifteen 20-minute podcasts are recorded in one day in which they eat and review a pud in each episode.
1 March (releases)

On **1 March**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released.

* 2015 - *Mark's New Thing (A response to Cumsults)* was released.
* 2018 - *Patreon Poddy $10 + $15 EP 6* was released.
* 2018 - *Patreon Poddy $15 Only EP 6* was released.
* 2022 - *Podcast Ep 295 - The Moving Car Podcast Part 2* was released.
Batman

**Batman** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween.
He is Batman, superhero of Gotham. Mark finds him scary, but Aunty Donna frequently talk about him.

## Biography

### Trick-or-treating

Broden and Mark opened the door to him, who was here to say "is there anybody doing anything around Gotham?" Mark is scared, and shows off his Batman tattoo. They give him a 600ml Pepsi. (*Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween*)
Jim the Milkman

**Jim the Milkman** is a character played by Broden Kelly and Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

They were a milkman that transcended the idea of a person and could travel in time, particularly to give themselves a blowjob. They were from Southern California and loved to surf. They saw all politicians as corrupt.

## Biography

Two versions of them appeared on the Aunty Donna Podcast in London, and performed auto-fellatio after meeting Big Ben. They then went back in time to kill Hitler while he was giving a speech, giving him milk to help with his calcium. Unfortunately, the Jims had forgotten to poison the milk and so shot him instead. They also met Winston Churchill there and criticised him for being overweight; Churchill said this was fat-shaming and that he wouldn't take gym advice from two milkmen. When the milkmen surfed away, he followed them as Winston Sharkhill and they reccomended he put matcha on his chippies. He pretended to eat the milkmen. They later both committed suicide. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)