DCLUVOXA: Bruce Wayne 3

## Characters

* Catwoman
* Batman
* Bruce Wayne
* Selina Kyle

## Location

* Otisburg, Gotham City, NJ
* June 12th, 2017 11:20 PM

## VOX Archive

* **Batman:** [pained grunt, footsteps, staggered footsteps, pained groan] Damn it...
* **Catwoman:** I know... C'mon babe just a little more further. We're almost there.
* **Batman:** [pained grunt, footsteps, staggered footsteps, latch click, pained grunt, footsteps, staggered footsteps, fabric shifting, door opens, pained grunt, footsteps, staggered footsteps, pained hiss, door closes, pained hiss] Ah! Easy I'm still a bit sore.
* **Catwoman:** [scoff] Don't be such a baby! You're Batman I'm sure you've had worse.
* **Batman:** [pained hiss, sigh, footsteps, staggered footsteps, clatter, latch click, fabric shifting, relieved sigh] I'll try to get a hold of Alfred.
* **Catwoman:** No need to rush for help, we're at an old safehouse of mine. Besides Alfie may be at the other end of town.
* **Batman:** He's not even within city limits.
* **Catwoman:** [sing-song] Making my point for me.
* **Batman:** [pained groan] Nevertheless, I'm sure that the cave has better medical supplies... no offense.
* **Catwoman:** [scoff] None taken, it's not that serious Bruce. [shove, off-balanced footsteps, clatter, body falling on couch] You just sit there and relax. I'll be right back!
* **Batman:** [pained groan] You really need to better [Armored fabric click, clatter] **Bruce Wayne:** Bedside matter.
* Catwoman: [scoff] Oh really? I figured that you liked it rough, Brucie... [scoff, chuckle, footsteps, latch click, footsteps, clatter, footsteps, zipper unzipped, gasp] **Selina Kyle:** Or am I wrong?
* **Selina Kyle:** I mean, what else is there that I got that all those trust fund blondes and the parade of supermodels with daddy issues don't have? Hmm? [fabric clatter, silence: 5.2 seconds, naughty giggle, clatter, clatter, sigh] What's the matter, Bruce? Cat got your tonuge?
* **Bruce Wayne:** [chuckle] Something a little more than that... I'll show you- [clatter, pained hiss, clatter, groan] On second thought, it'd be easier if you came over here.
* **Selina Kyle:** [giggle] You're gonna have to work for it babe, but right now just sit tight. Let me get my kit. [bare footsteps]
* **Bruce Wayne:** [long sigh, clatter, belt unsnapping, clatter, clatter, clatter, relieved sigh, grunt, fabric shifting, fabric shifting, long sigh, groan, pained groan, clatter, pained groan]
* **Selina Kyle:** [distant:] *What do you think you're doing?*
* **Bruce Wayne:** [groan, sigh] Right now... trying to take off these boots.
* **Selina Kyle:** [scoff] [distant:] *Leave them, I'll help you in a moment!*
* **Bruce Wayne:** [scoff, groan, sigh] I'm not utterly helpless their just boots. It's just a sprain... [pained hiss]
* **Selina Kyle:** [distant & stern:] *Bruce Alan Wayne, if you don't leave those damn boots on...*
* **Bruce Wayne:** [groan, sore chuckle] Fine. I'm leaving them! I'm leaving them. [silence: 17.2 seconds, long sigh, pained hiss, silence: 11.2 seconds, clatter, sigh, pained hiss, silence: 7.2 seconds, throat clears] Thanks for the timely save.
* **Selina Kyle:** [distant chuckle] [distant:] *Don't thank me yet... You might die on my couch, Bruce. I'm not properly equipped'.*
* **Bruce Wayne:** [groan, sore chuckle] Fair point. I'll shut up now... [bare footsteps, disappointed sigh] A robe? Really?
* **Selina Kyle:** [scoff] Did you honestly think I was going to clean you up naked? Besides I really don't think you could handle me with your injury... plus I'm sorta jealous of you and the clown's relationship.
* **Bruce Wayne:** [scoff] [sarcastic:] Oh you're so funny I could just bust open.
* **Selina Kyle:** [giggle, bare footsteps, chair dragging across floor] Who said I'm joking? [silence: 2.8 seconds, giggle, stifled giggle, sigh, throat clears, silence: 2.1 seconds, breath through teeth] What fun parties have you been going to? You've gotten some new scars.
* **Bruce Wayne:** [groan, sore chuckle] The fun ones that involve crazies and bullets.
* **Selina Kyle:** [clatter, clatter, fabric dipped in liquid, liquid sloshing, chuckle] Must be fun, mind if I join I may enjoy myself. Mind telling me about one of these parties?
* **Bruce Wayne:** [pained groan] Amusement Mile. August. A shoot out between Joker and Dent on whose money that they were stealing. Dent stabbed my shoulder after i got him out of the way of an explosion.
* **Selina Kyle:** [liquid sloshing, liquid dripping, wet fabric wringing out, liquid pouring, wet fabric wiping] And this one?
* **Bruce Wayne:** I've had that one for years. You've seen it plenty of times. A bite mark from Croc after I broke his arm while holding a grenade in his hand.
* **Selina Kyle:** Right, I remember that I stopped his goons while you chased him into the sewers. [liquid splashing, liquid sloshing, liquid dripping, wet fabric wringing out]
* **Bruce Wayne:** [chuckle] Figured you would it was the first time we were out on patrol after your release from Arkham.
* **Selina Kyle**: [wet fabric wiping, sigh] How 'bout this one?
* **Bruce Wayne:** Now that... [chuckle] is very old. Much older...
* **Selina Kyle:** [silence: 2.1 seconds] You remember how you got it?
* **Bruce Wayne:** I remember the how, the when, the where, the who...
* **Selina Kyle:** [chuckle] Oh really? Humor me great detective.
* **Bruce Wayne:** August 2nd.
* **Selina Kyle:** That's two months away.
* **Bruce Wayne:** Two months... and eighteen years ago, exactly.
* **Selina Kyle:** Damn, it's really been that long hasn't it?
* **Bruce Wayne:** I had been Batman for almost two years. It was the first time we met and I saw you in leather... or cat themed-leather.
* **Selina Kyle:** [giggle] If I recall you tried to warn me about you.
* **Bruce Wayne:** That's not exactly how I recall it... if anything I caught you stealing something from Falcone's after we dealt with his men I tried to convince you to stay out of his way.
* Selina Kyle: [scoff] And look at that... you were wrong.
* **Bruce Wayne:** [scoff, chuckle] You are definitely right there... you proved to be way more dangerous than him.
* **Selina Kyle:** Mmm... quite the flatter aren't you Mr. Wayne... [long sigh]
* **Bruce Wayne:** Quite the truth Ms. Kyle... now let me do some more flattering... [long sigh]
* **Selina Kyle:** But your sprain...
* **Bruce Wayne:** [scoff] You said that you didn't me to be a baby and seeing as how you treated mine... [moist lip smack, passionate moaning, long sigh] Let me do you the favor-
* **Selina Kyle:** [giggle] Please don't tell me that you're going to ruin the moment with a chessy one liner... [giggle] Just kiss me again.
* **Bruce Wayne:** [scoff] [scoff] Yes, ma'am. [moist lip smack, passionate moaning, kissing, gasp, kissing, clatter, pained groan, kissing, fabric shifting, fabric tearing, gasp, giggle, fingers kneading flesh, pained grunt, naughty giggle, moist lip smack, kissing, passionate moaning, pained grunt, naughty giggle, clatter]

## Trivia

* This DCLUVOXA is rated M for Mature.
* Helena Kyle would be born nine months later.