Season 1 Episode 12 "A Tale of Two Daddies"

Trapped in a witch's cottage, the dads face their greatest challenge yet. Glenn does some detective work, Henry reveals latent prejudices, Darryl finally unlocks an achievement, and Ron calls in the help of a friend.

## Intro

This episode's intro features Will Campos doing an impression of Aaron Mahnke and parodies the podcast "Lore Podcast" in order to recap the plot elements of the last episode, including how the daddies travelled to Roqueporte and discovered Terry Sr.

## Summary

The dads are inside Erin O'Neil's house. They wave Terry Sr. over. He flies over from his tower. He tells the dads that he is Terry Jr.'s biological father and that they are very happy. The dads demand to see Terry Jr., and he agrees to go get him from the Tower.

While he is gone the dads huddle. Ron notes that he is pretty sure Terry Sr. is supposed to be dead. From this ensues panic as the dads realise they may be dead. Ron calls his wife Samantha to ask her about Terry Sr. She confirms that Terry Sr. is dead and that she loves Ron very much.

The dads discuss possibilities for how to learn more about vampires, with options like borrowing another book from The Library, checking out Wikipedia, or asking Erin O'Neil, who mentions she isn't really a monster kind of witch or a fighting kind of witch, she just wants to retake Roqueporte for the trees. In the end Ron calls Beth May for advice on vampires. She lists the possible weaknesses of sunlight, stake to the heart, holy water and decapitation.

Terry Sr. brings Terry Jr. over. Terry Jr. is very annoyed that Ron came and wishes he would just leave. Ron holds a heartfelt speech about what Terry Jr. means to him.

**Ron:** *What I want to say to you, Terry... Jr., not Terry Sr., is that when I... see you, I know that you don't need me to be your stepfather, but it's something that I would like to do, because... I love you, and because you're so good without me that I'm very proud of you.*

Terry listens to this, and seems to relent and joins the dads and Erin O'Neil inside the cabin. Then he invites Terry Sr. into the building.

**Terry Jr.:** *And I appreciate that, a lot. But I'm happy now... and you're going to take that away from me... and I won't let you do that. So I mean this, when I say this, from the bottom of my heart: Terry Sr., I invite you into this building.*

The dads engage Terry Sr. in a fight. The dads are all varying degrees of angry, except Glenn who is freaking out about a vampire that is obviously stronger than them. Against all odds, they manage to force Terry Sr.'s head into the Fanny Pack of Holding. They destroy the Fanny Pack, sending Terry Sr. head to the Astral Plane, to suffer beyond the laws of physics.

Terry Jr. is crushed by this.

> **Terry Jr.:** *Dad no, not again! I can't go through this again!*
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> **Ron:** *Who's your daddy now?*
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## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: His favorite dad joke is as follows: Why do scuba divers fall backwards when they're diving into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd just fall into the boat!

Darryl Wilson: His favorite hobby is sports. His second-favorite hobby is organization.

Henry Oak: For about 20 years, he was a hardcore Ralph Nader supporter.

Ron Stampler: The reason he doesn't know the word "sex" is because his wife Samantha always called it "making love."

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close.

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak-Garcia.

Beth May as Ron Stampler