Kristin Green

Kristin Green is a troupe member of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour*. She first performed as a musical guest with her band, So Long, Stargazerin Show XIII. Then, she auditioned for, and earned, many guest spots, bringing her into the troupe officially in March 2017. She soon signed on as Music Director, and has composed songs for stand-alone numbers and musicals in the show, as well as background music and commercial jingles, often performing on her keyboard during performances. She has served on the writing pitch committee since its inception in 2018, which meets twice a year to go over upcoming story arcs.

Kristin graduated from the Ohio State University Department of Theatre in 2007. Her favorite rolls are Pillsbury Grands. When she isn't playing in local band So Long, Stargazer, she's probably coloring, juggling, and / or having a conversation with her dog, Professor Finnegan (ProfessorFynn on Instagram). She knows two things to be true: Batman is the best superhero and Superman is the best ice cream flavor.

Kristin starred as Stonychia in *A Little Star*, the audio production of It's All Been Written short story contest winner for It's All Been Done Presents, and also appeared in the 2019 winner, *Sun and Moon*. She also composed the music for the productions.

Her *Meet the Cast* was the nineteenth in the series, released as podcast episode 105.

## **Characters**

### **Main Characters**

* Neu in *Universe Journey*.
* Shelly Meyers in *Morning Show*.
* Tina in *Tina's* commercials.
* Victoria Callihan in *Life With A Voice Actor.*
* Dame Judy Bench in *Privates*.
* Amber Showers in *Pornstar Detectives* (part of season 3-present).

#### Former Main Characters

* Litty Firest in *Travels With T.I.M.*
* Cheryl in the *Halftime Report* commercials.

### **Recurring Characters**

* Hella Zanni and Lady Liberty in *The Topnotch Tangler*.
* Her Most High, Tik, Jeffrey, and various Echo Neus in *Universe Journey*.
* Kristin in *The Directors.*
* Michelle Meyers in *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One.*
* Kristin in *The Nubes.*

#### Retired Recurring Characters

* Moura in *Packer & Ratcliff* and *Travels With T.I.M.*
* Monbo in *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One*.

### **Guest Characters**

#### Commercials

* Granny Gonzo in *Georgie's Jabs* "Granny Gonzo" (substitute casting).
* Anne in *Astronaut Jake* "Telescope."
* Stenographer in *Cowboy Joe* "Defense Attorney" (rerun in IABD Classic).
* Herself in "Survey Music."

#### *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One*

* Sheila in "Gather 'Round the Fire" and "The Search."
* Gwen in "They're Back!"
* Fu Miu in "A Rufus Carol."
* Anne Ackermann in "Witch Hunt" and "Deceit of Clay."
* Stephanie Garcia in "Tricks" (live show only).

#### *Itsahlbend Theatre*

* Ant Extra in "The Grasshopper and the Ants."
* Jan in "Hansel and Gretel."
* Princess Pearl in "Hector My Hedgehog."
* Peasant in "Two Princesses."
* Ann in "G.O.A.T.s."
* Oldy in "Teeny-Weeny: The Old Woman and the Physician."
* Eliza and mall Santa in "Jingle Part of the Way."
* Sarah in "Macbeth."
* Lady Bertilak in "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight."

#### *Mystery Dream Team*

* Andi Swallows in "Frankenstein" (rerun at Columbus Arts Festival 2018).
* Janine in "Christmas Fear."

#### *Packer & Ratcliff*

* Penny (Packer's sister) in "Home Is Where the Heart Is" and "Immortal Love."
* Native #1 in "Pizza Neapolitano."
* Bessie in "The Knight Shift."
* Betsy Ross in "Alexander."
* Sally in "Spacey-Wacey."
* Pamela in "Love Story."
* Generically Familiar Princess in "Jameses: A New Hope."
* Eve in "Origins."
* Bethany in "Pymer Labs."
* Joan in "Pymer Labs 2: Electric Boogaloo."
* Sam (originally seen in *The Scary Dead*) and Amber Showers (*Pornstar Detectives*) in "The Pursuit of Packer."
* Bazar in "The Quest."

#### *Pornstar Detectives*

* Mayor in "Wherefore Art."
* Elsa in "Brucie's Angels" (substitute casting).
* Amber Showers in *2019* "The Bigly, Huuuge Mess" and *2019* "The Penislutimate Peril" (substitute casting).
* Granny Gonzo in "Granny Gonzo Mounts Up."

#### *The Scary Dead*

* Sam in "Descent Into Chaos" and (uncredited) "Final Four."

#### *Space Dirt*

* Julip in "The Pilot" and "The Gathering Storm."
* The Techno's Computer in "Mr. Foley's Universe" and "This is Personal."

#### *The Topnotch Tangler*

* Julie in "The Sting."
* Cindy in "Grinchmeister."
* city dweller in "Anything But."
* The Flimflam Floozy in "Food Fight" (rerun at Columbus Arts Festival 2018).
* Major Moonshine in "Turtle Township."
* The Flooze in "Tangler & Friends: Enter the Pyro."
* Cindy in "The Pall Teams Up."
* Bethany in "In the Shadows of the Lab" and "Teamwork."
* Lt. Smith in "Ceremonium" (live show only).

#### *Universe Journey*

* Jan in "Women, Women, Everywhere."
* Ens. Gathos in "It's All About Zee Part 1."
* Jane in "City of the Past That, In a Way, Exists Forever."
* Maggie in "Dirt's Women."
* Nurse Church in "It's a Trap!"
* Sochi (Guard #1) in "Hello-Hello-Hello-Hello" and "The Worst of Times."
* Foley in "The Conundrum With C'mons" (substitute casting for IABD Classic).
* Moira in "Neu Life" (substitute casting for IABD at The Nest).
* Dryel in "A Life Well Lived."
* Bilgo in "Absolute Power."
* Doctor #3 in "Missing Pieces."
* Camper in "Shark Tale."

## **Directing**

Kristin joined the team of rotating directors in 2019. She has directed the following shows:

* Show XLIII
* Show XLVII
* Show LI
* Show LV
* Show LX
* Show LXV
* Show LXVII
* Show LXIX
* Show LXXII
* Show LXXVI
* Show LXXX
* Show LXXXIII
* Show LXXXIX
* Show XCI
* Show XCV
* Show XCVII

## **Writing**

In her role as music director, Kristin Green composes the original songs that she performs and she and other actors sing. Usually, Jerome writes the lyrics first and sends them to Kristin, and then she writes the music. For *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One* "A Rufus Carol," the process was reversed, with Kristin composing first.

Kristin wrote all her own lyrics for the "Survey Music" commercial. Besides composing all the music, she also wrote lyrics for two of the songs in *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One* "Two Worlds."

Kristin also wrote the *Itsahlbend Theatre* episode "Huxley Vs. the Shame Spirit."

She also has helped pitch numerous stories that made it into the show.