Home Again (Susan Test version)

Penelope chuckled evilly and rubbed her hands together as the preverbal ball was back in her court. "And, uh...what were you saying, my dear?" she asked Susan in a silky voice.

Gene reappeared on Penelope's head with one last trick. "Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant!" he laughed.

As Gene laughed away into thin air, Penelope became very angry. "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!" she shouted.

The "Crash Bandicoot" villains erupted with applause as they dove and swarmed to arrest Susan, who rushed out of the courtroom, knocking away any "Crash Bandicoot" villains that got in her way.

"You heard what her majesty said!" Hiss announced through his hat before getting trampled by the "Crash Bandicoot" villains, "Off with her head!"

Spike blew on his trumpet to call out more pink elephants as Susan ran out of the castle with about 52 decks worth of "Crash Bandicoot" villains hot on her tail.

Susan raced into the maze as the "Crash Bandicoot" villains followed suit. The chase continued for about 15 minutes as even Penelope and Hiss took part in the chase. The chase ended when Susan ran (quite literally) into a deck of "Crash Bandicoot" villains, knocking them over in the process. Penelope ran over the "Crash Bandicoot" villains on her side, causing an incline that stopped Susan in her tracks.

As she slid down the "Crash Bandicoot" villain slide, she noticed the hedge maze vanishing and suddenly wind up in another caucus race, led by Roger Rabbit, of course. The racers included Penelope, Hiss, Top Cat, Benny the Ball, Tigger, Winnie the Pooh, Foghorn Leghorn, Daffy Duck, some Oysters, and a deck's worth of the "Crash Bandicoot" villains.

Everyone (except Susan): *Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again*
*No one ever loses and no one can ever win*
*Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top*
*Never a beginning...*

Susan pulled herself out of the caucus and started running across a beach, with Penelope and the "Crash Bandicoot" villains chasing after her.

"Off with her head!" Penelope shouted, "Off with her head!"

Susan kept on running as the rocks she jumped over turned into teapots; she suddenly found herself back at Top Cat and Benny's tea party. Just then, Top Cat and Benny appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Susan.

"Just a moment," Top Cat said. "You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know!"

Susan panted, "But-but I can't stop now!"

"Ah, but we insist," said Benny. "You must join us in a cup of tea!"

The two cats pushed Susan into a giant cup of tea, which seemed to be more spacious than it looked. She came out, seeing that the tea turned into water...an ocean at that. As she swam, Penelope was riding at her, using the same method the travel Roger did earlier on.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" Penelope shouted.

Susan immediately noticed Digit, smoking on top of his mushroom.

"Mr. Digit, what will I do?" Susan asked.

He turned to her, not seeming to enjoy her company and blew smoke at her. "Who are you?" Digit asked.

As Susan coughed from the smoke, she suddenly felt solid ground on her feet. The ocean around her disappeared as Digit's smoke swirls into a tunnel that stretched for miles. Susan wasted no time running as Penelope and the "Crash Bandicoot" villains were right behind her.

"There she goes!" Penelope called, "Don't let her get away! Off with her head!"

The tunnel went on for a while until Susan came upon Timothy. She reached out, desperately trying to grab him. She finally managed to grab it and tried to open the door. However, Timothy groaned in pain as Susan grabbed him. "Still locked, you know." he said.

"But Penelope Spectra!" Susan explained, "I simply must get out."

Timothy chuckled. "But you *are* outside." he said.

Susan was confused. "What?"

"See for yourself!" said Timothy, as he opened his mouth wide to show what he was talking about. Susan looked inside and saw herself out in the riverbank, asleep under the tree, with Oliver in her lap.

"Why, why that's me!" Susan exclaimed, "I'm asleep!"

"Don't let her get away!" Penelope ordered, "Off with her head!"

The middle schooler turned around to see Penelope and her mob rushing at her, and this time she was cornered with nowhere else to run.

"Susan! Susan, wake up!" Susan begged herself, "Please wake up, Susan!"

She attempted to wake the other Susan on the other side up. But she was too late! The attacks finally reached her, mere inches away from hitting her.

At that moment, everything went bright white. The last thing Susan could hear was a distant voice calling her name, "Susan! Susan!"

The voice revealed to be Didi in the real world, who was calling to her daughter to wake up. "Susan! Susan!" Didi called out, "Will you please pay attention and recite your lesson?"

Finally, Susan woke up from her slumber. Her mind was still fresh from her "adventure." She asked, "Hmmm? Oh. Oh! Uh..." She heard to the word "recite," and she suddenly shot up to recite.

Susan: *How doth the little crocodile*
*Improve his shining tail*
*And pour the waters of the...*

"Susan, what are you talking about?" Didi cut her off.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mom." Susan apologized to her mother, "But you see, Pepe Le Pew said..."

"Pepe Le Pew?" Didi was confused. "Oh, for goodness' sake! Susan, I...Oh, well." she said, "Come along, your father and brothers are waiting for you. It’s time for dinner, anyway."

Didi led Susan home from the park for dinner as Susan picked up Oliver. Susan was glad to be home after the long adventure she had. Even if it was just a crazy dream...Or was it? One thing was for sure, Susan knew that she would remember this dream for a long, long time...and the new yet, strange friends she met along the way.

Chorus: *Susan Test in Wonderland*
*Over the hill or here or there*
*I wonder where*

*The End*

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