Unnamed2019

**Johnny Panzer** (username **Unnamed2019**) is a British-Iraqi engineer, philosopher, wiki user, and time traveler. He was born on March 15, 1980 to his parents John and Mary. He invented the time machine on June 1, 2018 and became famous for that.

## History

### Childhood (1980-1998)

Unnamed2019 was born March 15, 1980. At age 5 he went to elementary school, then middle school at 10, then high school at 14, and became an engineering student at 16 until graduating at age 18.

His mother died in 1997 from suicide after accidentally killing 13 people. This caused Unnamed2019 to move to Turkey because of uncomfortabilities in UK due to rain.

### Early years (1998-2014)

In 2006, he married and got a child on March 31, 2007. Until December 30, 2014, he divorced with his wife and since then refused to marry again.

### Depression (2014-2017)

After he divorced, Unnamed2019 fell into depression. On June 30, 2016, because of boredom, he asked a pregnant woman to give birth to a second child.

On December 6, 2017, he met his hacker for the first time and went to Discord to start a server.

### First Discord (2018-2019)

On January 1, 2018, Unnamed2019 officially started his Discord server and invited 20 people to join. They lived happily until October 2019.

On June 1, 2018, Unnamed2019 invented the time machine and then visited multiple places (Iraq (June 2-15), Egypt (June 16-22), and Italy (June 23-28) until returning. Unnamed2019 even saw the face of his hacker friend for the first time on June 2.

After his return to Turkey, on July 31, 2018, he asked another pregnant woman to give birth to a third child.

Then the Discord server users discussed stuff. On June 1, 2019, he visited Iraq for the second time to see his hacker friend's face another time. He returned to Turkey on June 12.

On August 23, 2019, Unnamed2019 wanted one more child so he asked a pregnant woman to do so. Just 1 day later, one user couldn't comment because she was sick and vomited. So Unnamed2019 found a backup user for her.

Unfortunately, on October 1, 2019, that backup user started making scary comments, some even written in Zalgo text. So Unnamed2019 created another server as a refugee camp for the users. On October 3, that long inactive user mentioned above returned.

On October 4, Unnamed2019 asked his hacker to try and block that backup user.

Unfortunately it never worked, as on November 1, 2019, that backup user said "Trying to block me? You're in BIG trouble!!!" in Zalgo text. This scared the hacker away and caused Unnamed2019 to quit Discord.

### Another Depression (2019-2021)

On December 7, 2019, Unnamed2019's Discord account was disabled.

On March 15, 2020, COVID was spreading all over the world. So Unnamed2019 time traveled to Cold War times and nuked Wuhan, before returning. This is the first time Unnamed2019 caused a time travel paradox.

On April 9, 2021, his hacker friend told Unnamed2019 to move to FANDOM.

### FANDOM (2021-2024)

Since April 9, 2021, Unnamed2019 has been on FANDOM.

But on October 18, 2024, he left FANDOM due to nostalgia about Discord.

### Second Discord (2025-2043)

On March 15, 2025, a 45 year old Unnamed2019 created a new and fresh Discord server, and reunited with all of his 20 friends (except MarkusKrankzler63 because of troll-like behavior on Piston Cup Wiki).

On December 31, 2026, Unnamed2019 made a project called "Picture of the Day" time travel photos and made 2027 the "Time Travel Year".

On March 15, 2030, Unnamed2019 announced he would continue to be in Discord despite his old age until 2043.

On June 4, 2034, his hacker friend retired and Unnamed2019 moved to Iraq.

On January 19, 2038, Y2K 2.0 happened. Luckily it was fixed by his hacker's friend's son. Even if Unnamed2019 turned 60 in March 15, 2040, he continued his engineering and Discord career until 2043.

On July 31, 2043, Unnamed2019 retired from engineering and shut down his Discord server.

### Post-Retirement (2043-2050)

After his retirement, Unnamed2019 lived with his hacker who also retired.

On March 16, 2050, Unnamed2019 decided he and his hacker would turn into a robot because of advanced technology during that time.

### Robotic life (2050-present)

Nowadays, Unnamed2019 is a robot, but still has his beard though along with his hacker.