My retrospect: My science lecture from 2009

# **Basic Information**

**My retrospect: My science lecture from 2009** is the seventh (7th) video on the Master Raney channel on YouTube. This video is a retrospect video Master Raney has done, thinking back to a science lecture he had back in 2009 and making corrections to what he was saying back then.

# **Plot**

Master Raney announces that this is the first video of a retrospect, Master Raney shows a clip of the video of his science lecture, then says he's ready for review. Master Raney makes comments after about every line that 2009 Raney had in the video of the science lecture, first, stating that the "stars" were actually constellations upon mistaking the labeled constellations as stars. When 2009 Raney finds winter, Master Raney states that these constellations are viewed during the wintertime, for instance, late December to late March at dusk in the Northern Hemisphere. When the other kid in the video points out canis major, Master Raney points out that there's a star called VY Canis Majoris in that constellation, stating it would engulf five planets, including Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, the entire asteroid belt, and Jupiter, if it were in the Sun's spot, as well as cook Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and the dwarf planet Pluto. When the other kid points out Lepus, Master Raney comments that Lepus is called "The Hare", then shows how they got from Canis Major to Lepus in just five seconds, stating that they are bordering constellations. Master Raney states that Leo is in the sky in between August 10th and September 10th, despite the time period in between July 22nd and August 23rd when 2009 Raney sees Leo on the door in the science lecture video. When 2009 Raney mispronounces "Virgo", Master Raney corrects the pronunciation, which the other kid in the video also mispronounces the same word, when the witnessing kid sees the "Cancer" constellation, 2009 Raney goes into surprise and sees it too, which led to Master Raney to say that cancer isn't just a disease, it's also a zodiac constellation bordered by Gemini and Leo. 2009 Raney mispronounces "Leo Minor", which another pronunciation correction is made by Master Raney, who said to have been dimwitted in 2009, not pronouncing correctly and being "illiterate", then he compares his present self with his past self and notices the differences. 2009 Raney mispronounces "Camelopardalis", which Master Raney corrects it and pronounces it properly. 2009 Raney continues seeing the Winter constellation set as a season, which Master Raney explicitly realizes that they were constellations viewed in the night sky during the wintertime, stating the periods of wintertime in each hemisphere (late December to late March in the Northern, and late June to late September in the Southern). 2009 Raney mispronounces "Libra", then Master Raney corrects the pronunciation and says the word "Libra" correctly, 2009 Raney says "season stars" when seeing season names on the wall, which Master Raney again, points out that they were constellations, especially the season names, meaning these constellations are viewed in the night sky during these seasons. When 2009 Raney spots "Autumn", he says that "there's all the seasons", then Master Raney points out that Autumn's constellations are viewed in the night sky of one hemisphere, while the other hemisphere sees the Spring constellations. Master Raney mentions that Autumn is his favorite season and wishes for it to be Autumn all year long and also states that winter is not his cup of tea because he gets something like a sinus infection. When 2009 Raney moves onto identifying planets, for each planet, Master Raney describes details about each planet mentioned by 2009 Raney. While explaining Venus, the floor suddenly catches on fire in Master Raney's room, which leads to the project to be paused and the video to be postponed, while explaining Uranus, Master Raney makes a joke about how Uranus is pronounced after 2009 Raney states Uranus as his favorite planet, after mentioning Pluto, Master Raney pointed out that Pluto wasn't a planet anymore at the time and took an adventure to see the upload date of the science video, December 13, 2009, which was over three years after Pluto becoming known as a dwarf planet. Master Raney proceeds to give 2009 Raney credit for pointing out that the Sun isn't a planet, Master Raney eventually points out in the segment that the smallest known star was OGLE-TR-122b. Noticing 2009 Raney stating that the Earth goes around the sun every day and every night, Master Raney states that it's not true and points out the scenario of Earth orbiting every day meaning that 1) a day equals a year or 2) the Earth would rotate once every year, which would mean 24 hours in a year and 365 years in a day. The witnessing kid points out that the Sun is a star, then claims that the Earth and the Sun make an atmosphere, while 2009 Raney claims that the moon's revolution around the Earth make an atmosphere, which leads to Master Raney having to correct both 2009 Raney and his witnessing brother in the video, explaining ACTUAL detail of the atmosphere, mentioning the layers of gases. If 2009 Raney stated the right opinions, then Venus would NOT have an atmosphere because Venus has no moons. When 2009 Raney brings up the solar eclipse blocking the sun, Master Raney tells that the MOON is the solar eclipse when these events occur. When 2009 Raney inserts a flashing globe of constellations into his jersey, the witness says it looks like a giant cheese grater, 2009 Raney then says that there are cheese graters on the moon, meaning "craters". The filmer of the science lecture asked to wrap it up after 5 minutes of filming, which led to Master Raney to point out that some videos are HOURS long. 2009 Raney says the sun is almost flame, then Master Raney says the sun IS flame and it's a hot boiling ball of gas and plasma and also states that 75% of the hydrogen fuel is used up and that the sun will start burning helium in the next billions of years. 2009 Raney moves onto the blood pressure subject, claiming that only some people have blood pressure, which leads to Master Raney to wonder why he said that back in 2009, questioning if he was capable of watching what he states, then he states that everyone has blood pressure. Master Raney also questions if he was anyone without blood pressure and if he would be alive with that hypotension, which Master Raney points out the scenario of a very small world population because everyone else died of hypotension. 2009 Raney makes up the blood pressure in the stomach, liver, brain, and bones, leading to Master Raney to state that it's all random nonsense. The video filmer managed to question what all that had to do with planets, unaware of the subject change, which led to Master Raney making a comment about that. When 2009 Raney mentions that some people get sore throats all the time, Master Raney points out that it's someone with serious health issues, then when 2009 Raney mentioned people getting headaches a lot, Master Raney openly mentioned he's had numerous headaches in his life and had a headache for three consecutive days before. The witness comes in front of the camera and encourages the viewers to try viagra, but then, Master Raney stated he has it and will not take it at the moment. 2009 Raney mentions when someone was sick for a long time, they die, getting Master Raney to reflect back to the times hearing about people losing their lives from long-term sickness. 2009 Raney moves onto the 3 R's, then the video recorder asks if they're done for all of a sudden, for the first R, reduce, 2009 Raney makes up information, which Master Raney corrects him for it. The second R, reuse, was the only R that 2009 Raney stated accurately, then got wrong the third R, recycle, identifying items to throw in the bin that ***aren't*** recyclable, leading to Master Raney having to make a correction and identify items that ***ARE*** recyclable. 2009 Raney moves onto identifying sea creatures, naming Sponges and Squids, he states that squids and octopuses (or octopi) have tentacles, then Master Raney says that on octopuses (or octopi), they're just arms. The witnessing kid claims that 2009 Raney was getting the details from SpongeBob, which made Master Raney point out that kid did not know that sponges are a living organism, not just from SpongeBob. When 2009 Raney walked over to the tank to look at one of the fish, he called its eyes creepy, but then Master Raney did not agree that it was scary looking, then 2009 Raney concludes his science lecture about drinking chemicals, warning the viewers that chemicals kill you, when in fact, not all chemicals kill you, stated by Master Raney. The camera holder got impatient again, telling 2009 Raney to wrap it up after 8 minutes or else the video will never load to YouTube, which the video has successfully been uploaded to YouTube, perhaps Master Raney pointed out that the retrospect video he uploaded on the Master Raney channel has about 3.5 times the duration and also mentions that he's seen a video as long as 596 hours, then the witness states he's seen videos as long as 12 minutes, 2009 Raney makes his conclusion to his lecture with acid rain and says they hurt the fish. At the end of the video, Master Raney points out how much he's changed from 2009 in 2018.

# **Trivia**

* Master Raney was willing to make corrections to his past quotes
* The science lecture video showed Master Raney in real life from when he was a kid
* This video happened to be the second longest video on the Master Raney channel, being over 27 minutes, next to the 60th video of the Master Raney channel

# **References**

1. The Video on YouTube
2. The Original Video of the Lecture