0003 (OASIS: Trials of BL00DSHED)

**0003** is the third episode of the first season of the Average Films limited series OASIS: Trials of BL00DSHED. It is 1 hour and 45 minutes long and it is written and directed by ProGamerDude543.

## Plot

It begins with all the gang's numerous ships flying through space. BL00D informs the gang that they are getting close to where they originally crash-landed. Soon, they see a large 'Under Construction' rift while flying, and Walker directs them towards it. They soon land on the IOI planet, and notice that Sixers are marching inside. They land and start to formulate a plan. They decide to plant large bombs under the base by teleporting inside, but when 99 tries to use an Ender Pearl to get inside, the Pearl bounces right off a large blue field that was previously unseen, and alarms start to ring off. Ultroid deduces that SCP Foundation-brand SRA's were set up after they supposedly noticed and/or tracked the Magic Mirror teleporting Walker and BL00D away from the base. They all quickly escape from the planet, however, not before hearing a transmission that alerts Sixers to look for '66720', a Sixer number. BL00D ponders this, and comes to a conclusion that there is a rogue Sixer out there, who went against IOI orders for some reason. BL00D tells his friends he wants to find the rogue Sixer and the others agree. Ultroid quickly pulls up a log of Sixers and sifts through them, only to find nothing on 66720 other then a message with coordinates '65-107-1998'.

The gang flies to those coordinates to find the spaceship from the music video of Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65. The spaceships land on the dock, and they are met by the Blue aliens from the music video. 99 makes several remarks on how cute they are. The aliens guide the gang to the large multi-TV machine from the music video. One TV moves in to the gang, and the face of the rogue Sixer is revealed to be the one who attempted to win the game of Adventure to win the 3rd key years ago. The friends are shocked to see this. The Sixer explains that he defected from IOI after seeing what happened to Wade's aunt Alice and her boyfriend Rick. He then explains he goes by "Seven" just to clown on the name 'Sixer'. Walker laughs at this. He then explains that he doesn't have much time until he's found and that he's in hiding. He then tells the gang that the ship has the power to teleport anyone anywhere in the OASIS, and that he programmed it to automatically find secret IOI bases across the OASIS, as he was an ex-Sixer. He says that IOI set up private camps all around the simulation, and that they are meant to supply Sixers with artifacts and weaponry for their attempted siege on Castle Anorak.

BL00D eagerly asks him if they can use the teleporter, and Seven says yes. He then warns them to be careful as where they are going is not for the faint of heart. BL00D smiles under his helmet. The teleporter roars to life, and the 5 are transported. They end up in a dusty dirty copy of London. BL00D looks in awe as he and the others have ended up in SCP-1678, aka UnLondon. He looks up and sees multiple SCP-1678-C specimens, aka the Eyes in the Sky, flying above them. His shoulder opens up quickly and missiles blast out, taking down the robotic birds. 99 asks him where they are and he explains they are in UnLondon. The group wanders around for a bit and soon come across a police station, until a PA roars to life alerting them that they are entering a restricted area and that a bobby will be down there to help escort them through safely. Soon, 3 bobbies run at the group, and the episode ends.

## Quotes

* "Here it is..the newest Insane Online Idiots base."
* "Well this is just fucking wonderful. We need to leave NOW!"
* "Awwwwww, the little blue guys are so cuuute! I love them!"
* "So you're telling me you defected from IOI? But why?"
* "That teleporter, over there, can take you to wherever IOI is building their newest camps. It's how it was programmed!"
* "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die!"
* "My fellow citizen. If you are hearing this tape, then the world as we knew it has finished. The sky has broken, the ground heaves with the tramp of terrible feet, and all the horror and madness from the dark corners of the world has broken free to exact its vengeance on the world of Man. Those who sought to contain them are killed or scattered, and we soon learnt that to attempt to fight these creatures is almost invariably to face one’s death. Countless billions have been slaughtered in their attempt to sate their endless appetite for death, and there is nothing-was nothing- we could do to stop them. Evil has raised its bloody flag upon all nations of the world and crowed its unholy victory to the broken sky. Yes, this is the end. But there is a new hope. Welcome to UnLondon, a city of the survivors, a city of the free. Together, fellow citizen, we will wait and prepare for the new beginning, the grand new world that is soon to come. Let the world above burn. We will endure. Let the monsters have their world. We will prepare. And let the ground tremble with a new Armageddon, as evil consumes itself, for I tell you, citizen, upon the day of the ruination of Man, their insatiable appetites will turn them against one another in their endless lust for death. We will wait. And I tell you, citizen, that there will be a new morning. And you will emerge from UnLondon, and stand blinking in the sun, as our children play and laugh in the bones of horrors long dead. And you will walk, hand in hand, to the sea, our faces skywards, as the rising sun ushers in the new age of Man. And you will gather, citizen, at my feet as I summon UnLondon from its rest, and it shall burst, phoenix-like, from the ashes of the old. And on that day, citizen, there shall be a new order, as we raise the Union Flag over the entire world. I welcome you to UnLondon, the Last City. And the first."
* "Crime will not be tolerated in UnLondon. I warn you: the tormentors of society will become its defenders."
* "Citizen, you are entering a restricted area. Have your authorization papers ready. A Bobby will arrive to escort you shortly."

## References and Easter Eggs

* The spaceships of the gang are as follows:
	+ BL00DSHED: The Razor Crest (The Mandalorian)
	+ 9inety9ine: Snoopy's Doghouse (Peanuts)
	+ Walker: Arwing (Star Fox)
	+ UltroidDestroyer: Batjet (DC Comics)
	+ Enclaive: Darth Malgus' TIE Interceptor (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
* When 99 takes out an Ender Pearl to throw, several artifacts are seen in her inventory including:
	+ Bag of Devouring (Dungeons and Dragons)
	+ Sting (The Hobbit)
	+ Bezoar (Harry Potter)
	+ Norn Stones (Marvel)

## Trivia

* The ending credits music is A Passage to Bangkok by Rush. However, very rarely, an episode will air with Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65 as the ending credits music as a reference to Seven's base.
* The coordinates of 65-107-1998 are references in and of themselves: 65 is a reference to the original singer of Blue, Eiffel 65, and 107-1998 is for October 7, 1998, the day Blue first premiered.