Kako's private island

"Imagine that this server gets a private island. What would be on it? What would be prohibited? What would we do for food and accommodation?"

Such was the question of the day that daddy raised one day, unknowing that Kako's answer would be so glamorous and all encompassing that it would be deserving of its own page.

### Kako's vision

* We need an automatic ice cream machine maker, obviously.
* Also a Sejo statue and Sejo fountain which is singing Ala Ala automatically when it's night so that we can all sleep peacefully. The statue is obviously made out of bones of intruders to our island.
* However if there is someone too hyped to sleep, we should have a Kubera webtoon hologram which is the size of a hill. We can always reread chapters that way and appreciate abs and hotness.
* There will be soundproof rooms for people who want to vent or just unleash their rage fervently but of course encompassed in glass so that others could enjoy their suffering or join in.
* Shroom worshipers would be given a festival once a year or should we call it a shroom parade? Anyways, they will be free to practice their religion but in moderation so that other residents can make fun of them but still find it funny every year, we don't want to lose enjoyment in doing so often.
* Anyone can bring a pet and take care of them as long as they can teach them not to eat the residents or try to mate with the residents of our island. However, if two pets want to mate, both owners should agree as we don't want lawsuits.
* We will obviously have automatic food maker but cooking enthusiasts would be free to enjoy their hobby as long as they don't try to use the residents or their pets as an ingredient. Shrooms are protected species, cause we want worshipers pleased, of course.
* Intruders will be dealt with by ABC and his forces as they are well versed in war activities. The only people allowed to the island are the ones approved by all residents. If not they are chased away or killed accordingly.
* There will be one part of the island where Kali worshipers are so we need to give them something so as not to attack other residents.
* Men of the server will have a monthly event of fighting for the alpha male. But that will be in name only, of course we will be a democracy run by chaos.
* Other events include Lyubo and Enoki's trivia championship, Lyubo chasing Enoki with a club and Enoki teaching residents how to speak in codes. We want codes only known to us and Enoki is the best person for the job
* Ananta will not be able to spam links from otherworlders. This is because we don't want our residents to experience inconvenience known as the real world outside.
* Gizman will be forcibly moved by teleportation device every week and he and smith will be able to enjoy their marital activities away from others. He will not be given the right to live there.
* Anything Adsa and Caspa say will be treated as a wise saying and written into our history books.
* Daddy, Rift and Beat will be in charge of teaching the residents Serbian phrases. And indoctrinating them into the Sejo cult.
* Zuvatan will be in charge of research and will be free to experiment on the residents freely as long as they are not permanently damaged, this is acceptable because we will eventually age and will be in need of prolonging our consciousness.
* In the event when 4 or more residents are depressed at the same time, a hologram will have Jesse's reading of Wish recorded.
* Vaish will be free to indulge in decadent activities as long as other residents either agree with it or don't want to see it.
* There will be no such thing as a working class slave. Fish will be happy living with me on the same secluded island so there won't be any reason to complain.
* Pablo worshippers are free to touch him as long as he is not permanently damaged and agrees to it.
* We will have wars occasionally to spice our life up between ABC's forces and Pablo's worshipers. Of course Pablo's face will be finally revealed so there might be some damage control needed.
* Avisenna will be in charge of taking care of Kako whenever the hologram shows Indra on screen. Otherwise she will be blessing us with making clothes.
* Residents will be encouraged to wear their deepest desires as clothes as we want them to enjoy their freedom.