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Neptune

Neptune (ネプテューヌ *Nepute~yūnu*) is a character from the Neptunia franchise. She represents a 7th generation Sega console (released on November 21, 2006 in North America, November 25, 2006 in Japan, and December 15, 2006 in the PAL regions).

She was born on November 21, 1990, and she debuted on November 21, 2006 at 16.

Her HDD form is Purple Heart (パープルハート *Pāpuru Hāto*).

Her Next Form is Next Purple (ネクストパープル *Nekusuto Pāpuru*), which represents an 8th generation Sega console (released on November 8, 2013 in North America, December 13, 2013 in the PAL regions, and March 15, 2014 in Japan).

Her New Form will be New Purple (ニューパープル *Nyū Pāpuru*), which will represent a 9th generation Sega console (release: November 13, 2020 in United States, United Kingdom and Japan, November 20, 2020 worldwide).

She has a younger sister, Nepgear.

She was 16 years old on November 21, 2006, when she debuted and became a goddess.

She was 22 years old on November 8, 2013, when Planeptune shifted into the next generation.

She is voiced by Rie Tanaka (Japanese) and Melissa Fahn (English).
Социалистическая Республика Модерния

**Социалистическая Республика Модерния** (укр. Соціалістична Республіка Модернія, англ. Socialistic Republic of Modernia) - крупнейшая страна сервера CongressCraft2 и его центр.

## Население

Население СРМ составляет 13 человек на 28.10.2020.

## Экономика

ВВП СРМ составляет 3 шалкера изумрудов. Зарегистрировано около 15 предприятий из которых 90% - государственные.

## Достопримечательности

* ГКМ
* Крепость Еван-Касл
* Кратер от ядерного взрыва
* Озера Видлика

## Туризм

В СРМ можно добраться самолетом, автомобилем или автобусом. Онлайн можно купить экскурсии и услуги гида.

## Управление

Главным законодательным органом есть ВК СРМ, исполнительным - Правительство СРМ, судебным - Суд СРМ. Столицей является ГКМ. Главой государства является Председатель ВК СРМ. На 25.03.2021 - V1DL1K

Социалистическая Республика Модерния имеет в составе две области (область Передняя Модерния, область Новая Крафтония), Город-Комунну Модернию и Гравипадовскую Автономную Область

## Внешняя политика

СРМ активно принимает участие в политике Дружественных Серверов и является одним из самых крупных игроков на политической арене.

СРМ является членом ССЗД, КСЗД и международных соглашений (в основном экономических).

Модерния имеет посольство в Золоторёвске, Вильграде и Ролексе
Hungarian Nanobug Jitters

The Hungarian Nanobug Jitters was a usually lethal disease contracted by malicious nanobugs entering one's reproductive system. They would begin vibrating violently, until vital tissue ruptured and the victim died of internal bleeding.

## Blunder

Vice Emperor Kamala Harris had a massive research lab on Waifuria Prime, where she researched nanotechnology. The Hungarian Nanobug Jitters were accidentally synthesized here, due to a Blunder (the Combine technology used in the Nanobugs was malicious. Shocker.)

The Hungarian Nanobug Jitters soon spread across the world, bringing Earth into a state of pandemic not seen since the Combine-19 virus. The Hungarian Nanobug Jitters had a Grand Diaspora throughout the Omniverse, thanks to Waifurian military vessels. Thus, the Hungarian Nanobug Jitters was the first Omniversal plague, and also the first disease responsible for killing 1 trillion sentients (and counting).

1. ↑ The Hungarian Nanobug Jitters breached Portland Oregon, which still exists (unlike the rest of the Omniverse). The pandemic is ongoing and the Eye of Sauron has instituted a hell-wide mask mandate, as well as social distancing measures.
Anakin Skywalker

**Anakin Skywalker** (May 4, 1936 — 1981 (45)) was an American Jedi Knight and later the Sith Lord Darth Vader. Anakin became Darth Vader in 1958. He was a Jedi apprentice to American Jedi Master Obi‐Wan Kenobi (May 4, 1920 — 1977) and a Sith apprentice to American Sith Lord Darth Sidious (born Sheev Palpatine, May 4, 1893 — 1981).

## Family

Anakin Skywalker was the son of Shmi Lars (née Skywalker, died 1955), the step‐son of Cliegg Lars (died sometime after 1955), the step‐brother of Owen Lars (died 1977), the husband of Padmé Skywalker (née Naberrie, May 4, 1931 — May 4, 1958), the father of Luke Skywalker (May 4, 1958 — 2011), the biological father of Leia Solo (née Skywalker, May 4, 1958 — 2012), the father‐in‐law of Han Solo (May 4, 1945 — 2011), and the maternal grandfather of Ben Solo (May 4, 1982 — 2012).

He had maternal grandparents.

## Filmography

### Film

May 25, 1955 ― The Phantom Menace ― Filmed 1945 ― 1st installment of the Skywalker Saga

May 27, 1959 ― Attack of the Clones ― Filmed 1955 ― 2nd installment of the Skywalker Saga

August 26, 1960 ― The Clone Wars ― Filmed 1955 after Attack of the Clones and before The Clone Wars TV series

May 22, 1963 ― Revenge of the Sith ― Filmed 1958 ― 3rd installment of the Skywalker Saga

### Television

1960—1963 ― The Clone Wars ― Filmed 1955—1958

### As Darth Vader

#### Film

November 3, 1978 ― Rogue One ― Filmed 1964 and 1977 before A New Hope

May 16, 1979 ― A New Hope ― Filmed 1977 ― 4th installment of the Skywalker Saga

May 19, 1982 ― The Empire Strikes Back ― Filmed 1980 ― 5th installment of the Skywalker Saga

May 15, 1985 ― Return of the Jedi ― Filmed 1981 ― 6th installment of the Skywalker Saga
Andrew Williams

Andrew Lucas Williams (May 4, 1902 in Hempstead, New York — October 23, 1981 in Los Angeles, California) was an American Jedi Knight, composer, and later the Sith Lord Darth Ignis.

## Early life

Williams was born on May 4, 1902 in Hempstead, New York to Shmira Esther Wiliams (born May 4; died July 31, 1955). He was of German, Swiss, English, Scottish, Dutch and French descent.

### Jedi

He moved to Floral Park, New York, and began being trained by his Jedi Master in 1921 at 19. And in 1924, at 22, he became a Jedi Knight.

## Film scoring career

He moved to Los Angeles, California in 1936 at 34 with his wife and children, when Anakin Skywalker was born.

Andrew Walton Lucas wanted Williams to work with him on The Phantom Menace. Star Wars Launch Day was on May 4, 1945, and the hosts were Qui‐Gon Jinn (1897—1945) and his apprentice Obi‐Wan Kenobi (1920—1977).

And then he scored Attack of the Clones (1959) and Revenge of the Sith (1963).

## Sith

In 1958, 4 years before Revenge of the Sith was released in 1963, Andrew Williams became Darth Ignis. He was trained by his Sith Master.

He killed his Sith Master on October 23, 1981, and then he died shortly after.

## Personal life

Andrew Williams had a wife, Pamela Scarlettsen (May 4, 1901 — May 4, 1958), two children, an older twin son, Lucas, and a younger twin daughter, Leah.
Rom

Rom (ロム *Romu*) is a character from the Neptunia franchise. She represents the Nintendo DS handheld (released November 21, 2004 in North America, December 2, 2004 in Japan, and March 11, 2005 in Europe).

She was born with her younger twin sister Ram on November 21, 1996, and they both debuted on November 21, 1996 at 8.

Her HDD form is White Sister (ホワイトシスター *Howaito Shisutā*).

Her Next Form is Next White Sister (ネクストホワイトシスター *Nekusuto Howaito Shisutā*), which represents the Nintendo 3DS (released on February 26, 2011 in Japan, March 25, 2011 in Europe, and March 27, 2011 in North America).

She has an older sister, Blanc, a younger twin sister, Ram, and her youngest sister is Brandy.

She and her younger twin sister were 8 years old on November 21, 2004, when they debuted and became goddesses.

She and her younger twin sister were 14 years old on February 26, 2011.

She is voiced by Yui Ogura (b. 8/15/1995; Japanese) and Carrie Keranen (English).
Ferinah

Ferinah was a small terrestrial planet under the control of the Combine Empire. Located on the outskirts of the Andromeda Galaxy, Ferinah was a strategic outpost for the Combine Empire in their various expeditions into deep space, and was heavily involved in the Second Great META War.

## Dynacoil

Ferinah was a heavily terraformed and inhospitable environment. An arid, cold desert, the planet was home to vast, flat plains of sand. A large orange ring of land near the North pole, visible from space, was in reality a large disc of excavated, lower-set land that had been colonized and stripped of resources by the Combine. An unmistakable, large coil of Solar Panels covered much of the northern hemisphere, and this was used to farm energy which would be used to fuel incoming Combine Starships, as well as local military facilities on the planet.
Garudis-5

Garudis-5 was a small, rocky, nothing planet in the Garudis system which was developed by R.R.R.R and OmniStar Corporation, before being sold off to JF Sweets and turned into a high fructose corn syrup hell-hole. Garudis-5 was not the first celestial body to experience this fate; as Kragdrysil was also turned into a high-fructose corn syrup hellhole many thousands of years prior. It didn't matter, anyways, because before the effects of the environmental tragedy could truly set in, the Omniverse collapsed.
Astrology

**Astrology** is a pseudoscience that claims to divine information about human affairs and terrestrial events by studying the movements and relative positions of celestial objects.

## Brandon Michael Wamsley's astrology

A 20 year old man born on June 13, 2000 in Santa Monica, California, United States.

His father, James David Wamsley, has English (130,279), Irish (84,421), and German (357,582) ancestry, and his mother, Kimberly Diane Maddox, had British (209,331), Irish (84,421), Scandinavian (878,596), Finnish (338,454.61), French (632,734), German (357,582), and Italian (302,072.84) ancestry.

☉ ♊︎ 23°01′ 10

☽ ♏︎ 17°54′ 3

☿ ♋︎ 16°31′ 11

♀ ♊︎ 23°39′ 10

♂ ♊︎ 28°09′ 10

♃ ♉︎ 26°45′ 9

♄ ♉︎ 24°41′ 9

♅ ♒︎ 20°40′R 6

♆ ♒︎ 6°14′R 6

♇ ♐︎ 11°13′R 4

AC ♍︎ 6°01′

2 ♎︎ 1°19′

3 ♏︎ 0°53′

IC ♐︎ 3°28′

5 ♑︎ 6°30′

6 ♒︎ 7°40′

DC ♓︎ 6°01′

8 ♈︎ 1°19′

9 ♉︎ 0°53′

MC ♊︎ 3°28′

11 ♋︎ 6°30′

12 ♌︎ 7°40′

## The main people

### Man 1

Born in March and on Tuesday, and has Aries as his sign

The son of Man 6

The grandson of Man 7

The nephew of Man 5 and Man 9

The great grandson of Man 8

☉ ♈︎ 1

♂ ♈︎ 1

AC ♈︎

DC ♎︎

### Woman 1

Born in April and on Friday, and has Taurus as her sign

☉ ♉︎ 2

♀ ♉︎ 2

2 ♉︎

8 ♏︎

### Man 2

Born in May and on Wednesday, and has Gemini as his sign

☉ ♊︎ 3

☿ ♊︎ 3

3 ♊︎

9 ♐︎

### Woman 2

Born in June and on Monday, and has Cancer as her sign

The younger sister of Man 3

The grandson of Man 8

The cousin of Man 5, Man 6, and Man 9

☉ ♋︎ 4

IC ♋︎

MC ♑︎

### Man 3

Born in July and on Sunday, and has Leo as his sign

The older brother of Woman 2

The granddaughter of Man 8

The cousin of Man 5, Man 6, and Man 9

☉ ♌︎ 5

5♌︎

11♒︎

### Man 4

Born in August and on Wednesday, and has Virgo as his sign

☉ ♍︎ 6

☿ ♍︎ 6

6 ♍︎

12 ♓︎

### Woman 3

Born in September and on Friday, and has Libra as her sign

☉ ♎︎ 7

♀ ♎︎ 7

AC ♈︎

DC ♎︎

### Man 5

Born in October and on Tuesday, and has Scorpio as his sign

The uncle of Man 1

The brother of Man 6 and Man 9

The grandson of Man 8

The son of Man 7

☉ ♏︎ 8

(♇ ♏︎ 8)

2 ♉︎

8 ♏︎

### Man 6

Born in November and on Thursday, and has Sagittarius as his sign

The father of Man 1

The brother of Man 5 and Man 9

The grandson of Man 8

The son of Man 7

☉ ♐︎ 9

♃ ♐︎ 9

3 ♊︎

9 ♐︎

### Man 7

Born in December and on Saturday, and has Capricorn as his sign

The grandfather of Man 1

The father of Man 5, Man 6, and Man 9

The son of Man 8

☉ ♑︎ 10

♄ ♑︎ 10

IC ♋︎

MC ♑︎

### Man 8

Born in January and on Saturday, and has Aquarius as his sign

The great grandfather of Man 1

The grandfather of Man 5, Man 6, and Man 9

The father of Man 7

☉ ♒︎ 11

♅ ♒︎ 11

5 ♌︎

11 ♒︎

### Man 9

Born in February on Thursday, and has Pisces as his sign

The uncle of Man 1

The brother of Man 5 and Man 6

The grandson of Man 8

The son of Man 7

☉ ♓︎ 12

(♆ ♓︎ 12)

6 ♍︎

12 ♓︎
Cucumber Joe

Cucumber Joe was the leader of the Coloradian Drug cartel. Cucumber Joe was the most ruthless and vile creature on Earth.

## Ransom

Cucumber Joe organized the kidnappings and disappearances of several US Officials. He held them for ransom, demanding payment in Canadian $1 bills. The US Government obliged, sending 1.3 billion individually packaged Canadian $1 bills to an undisclosed location in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

## Cuke Drug Home

Cucumber Joe lived inside of a gigantic Sea Anemone, where he lurked with his minions, Sig'haroth (pictured left) and Suzanne Wilkins (pictured right). From here, Cucumber Joe ran the Coloradian Drug cartel remotely, organizing discreet high-profile drug transfers over popular video chatting site, Zoom.

## Assassinations

Cucumber Joe was the subject of over 10,000 failed US (and later, Waifurian) CIA assassination attempts. These included poisoning (effectless), Anemone destabilization (failed), ricin injections (opposite effect), mercenaries (all drowned). The CIA also attempted to infiltrate Cucumber Joe's inner circle by training a pufferfish named Marnie to gain Cucumber Joe's trust. Unfortunately, Cucumber Joe ate Marnie and the plan was scrapped.

## Cucumber Joe

### Aliases

'Da Big Cuke'
Papa Cumber

Big Joey

Lil Pickle

Cuke Duke

Don Pepino

## Sex Life

Cucumber Joe was a phallic immovable sea organism, and as such, enjoyed a splendorous Sex Life. Fish Strippers (Frippers) were oft summoned to the Great Anemone, where they engaged in aquatic oral play with Cucumber Joe. Cucumber Joe, when reaching completion, sent a fiery plume of magma up out of his head. This was due to him being situated above a volcano.

## Goodbye Cucumber Joe

Cucumber Joe unfortunately passed away at the ripe old age of 20 in 17 AB, when the volcano underneath him which fed directly into his rectum exploded, tearing him open from the inside and killing him slowly. His body slowly inflated with superheated magma, growing larger and larger, until suddenly, he popped. This was the end of Cucumber Joe.
Fuzzie

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**Fuzzie** (Japanese: ファズダ *Fazuda*) is a Normal-type Pokémon introduced in Generation IV.

It evolves into one of eighteen different Pokemon through various methods:

* Shrubur when leveled up with a Grass-type in the party.

* Ignerate when leveled up with a Fire-type in the party.

* Paralite when leveled up with an Electric-type in the party.

* Pleino when leveled up in tall grass.

* Slippour when leveled up while on water.

* Glacischk when leveled up in the snow.

* Yudyg when leveled up while in a cave.

* Angelift starting at level 15 after being traded while holding a Flying Gem.

* Merpsy starting at level 15 after being traded while holding a Psychic Gem.

* Bugger starting at level 15 after being traded while holding a Bug Gem.

* Boldrit starting at level 15 after being traded while holding a Rock Gem.

* Despace when traded for a Dark-type Pokémon.

* Platinew when traded for a Steel-type Pokémon.

* Brawlick when traded while knowing a Fighting-type move.

* Cyanice when traded while knowing a Poison-type move.

* Hauntrixx when traded while knowing a Ghost-type move.

* Volanor when traded while knowing a Dragon-type move.

* Calapix when traded while knowing a Fairy-type move.

## Pokédex entry

Its fur captures and absorbs different particles that help it adapt to its surroundings.

## Origin

### Design Origin

Fuzzie is based on fur, a mustelid and a dog.

### Name Origin

Fuzzie is a corruption of *fuzzy*.

Fazuda is a combination of ファズ *fazu* (fuzz) and 玉 *dama* (ball).
Ram

Ram (ラム *Ramu*) is a character from the Neptunia franchise. She represents the Nintendo DS handheld (released November 21, 2004 in North America, December 2, 2004 in Japan, and March 11, 2005 in Europe).

She was born with her younger twin sister **Ram** on November 21, 1996, and they both debuted on November 21, 1996 at 8.

Her HDD form is White Sister (ホワイトシスター *Howaito Shisutā*).

Her Next Form is Next White Sister (ネクストホワイトシスター *Nekusuto Howaito Shisutā*), which represents the Nintendo 3DS (released on February 26, 2011 in Japan, March 25, 2011 in Europe, and March 27, 2011 in North America).

She has her oldest sister, Blanc, an older twin sister, Rom, and her youngest sister is Brandy.

She and her younger twin sister were 8 years old on November 21, 2004, when they debuted and became goddesses.

She and her younger twin sister were 14 years old on February 26, 2011.

She is voiced by Kaori Ishihara (Japanese) and Shelby Lindley (English).
Ghetsin 1

Ghetsin 1 was a small planet orbiting the star Ghetsin Alpha. Ghetsin 1 was a desolate wasteland. It was once a utopian society which collapsed when a mysterious entity removed the planet's molten core and reversed the planet's orbit, sending it into a slow, painful, inevitable retrograde collision spiral with Ghetsin Alpha. When asked for comment, the entity explained that he was trying a new 'flavor' for his 'designs' (whatever that means).
Партия "Великая"

**Партия "Великая"** (англ. Party "Great") - одна из крупнейших партий Дружественных серверов.

## История

Партия была основана прямо перед выборами в I созыв ЗГД KusIVelikiy. Она стала одним из победителей. Позже партия участвовала в IV, V, VI и VII выборах в ВК СРМ.

Партия избралась во II созыв ЗГД.

## Член в:

* ВК СРМ
* ЗГД

## Члены

* KusIVelikiy (глава)
* ArguingVeil4215
Leah Williams

Leah Williams (May 4, 1932 in Floral Park, New York — October 31, 2012 in Los Angeles, California) was an American politician.

## Early life

Leah Williams was born on May 4, 1932 in Floral Park, New York with her older twin brother Lucas in Floral Park, New York to Andrew Lucas Williams and Pamela Scarlettsen. Her father was of German, Swiss, English, Scottish, Dutch and French descent, and her mother was of Scottish, Irish, Cornish, and Welsh descent.

### Fragmentation of the family

In 1958, her father became Darth Ignis. So she was adopted into a family. She had adopted parents.

## Political career

In 1992, Leah Williams began being a politician.

## Personal life

Leah Williams had a husband, Hans Assacurus (May 4, 1931 — August 15, 2011), and a son, Ben Assacurus (May 4, 1966 — November 30, 2012). She died on October 31, 2012.
Blum Troll King

The Blum Troll King, Waifurianized often as "Hod", was the god chancellor of the Inner Earth. The Blum Troll King supervised the five continents and sixty-three despotic chancelliums of Inner Earth.

## Clonerium

The Blum Troll King was the most cloned entity of all time, having been cloned a grand total of fifty three million times over the course of Omniversal History. The first Blum Troll King's DNA was cryogenically frozen in a Darkwellian Cryptoid located in West America.

The Blum Troll King was always cloned several years before Execution, in order to ensure a peaceful transition of power. This transition of power would occur onboard the Blum Boatcastle, the Royal Blum Troll residence, where the old Blum Troll King would be killed viciously and brutally by his younger clone.
Fal Vora

Fal Vora was the Binker God of Water. Fal Vora was immortal, and served on the Council of Gods. Fal Vora was a master seductionist and prided himself on his ability to convince anyone (or anything) to sleep with him.

## Early Life

Fal Vora wasn't always immortal. Fal Vora was once a young Binker growing up in the dual oceans of Querria, learning to catch oilrats and hunt querriphores, just like every other Binker child did. However, that all changed when the time came for the yearly harvest child sacrifice. Fal Vora was selected to be one of the seven children sacrificed to the gods, Fal Krey, oil God, and Fal Huna, water God.

Although Fal Vora was an adult, his tribe still deemed him worthy of the sacrifice, because he was short.

Vora watched six of his closest childhood friends being cut open by his uncle, Meel. When Fal's turn came, he struggled to escape, but was ultimately cut open and killed by his uncle.

## Ascension to Godhood

Fal Vora awoke in a heavenly palace, which he soon deduced to be the palace of Fal Huna, the god of Water. Never-ending cascading arcs of water rushed all around the palace, looping in impossible ways and joining and splitting in braids of water streams. Fal Vora was astonished by this sight, and was immediately captivated by the beauty of the water.

Little did Fal Vora know, Fal Huna was plotting to make him the water God. Fal Huna had grown insane after watching thousands of children be slaughtered against the gods' will for decades (the gods really did not want child sacrifices). She was ready to quit, and she snuck up between Fal Vora, grabbed him by the neck, and... well... we're really not at liberty to say.

Fal Huna imbued her divine essence into the body of Fal Vora, and he immediately became the God of Water. Fal Huna's body crumpled lifelessly to the ground, but she had a smile on her face. Her pain was finally over.

## God of Water

Fal Vora was soon acquainted with the god of Oil, Fal Krey, and the two began bonding, having both been killed by their uncle Meel. They discussed how stupid the child sacrifice was, and immediately set to work plotting ways to stop the stupid Binkers from performing the ritual in the next year.

## Hobbies

Fal Vora traveled the Omniverse in his free time. He had a goal of having intercourse with one of every species in the entire Omniverse. He would only ever achieve a 91% completion rate, as many species in the Omniverse were not viable in this regard.

## Council of Gods

In 67 BB, after the people of Querria, the Binkers, vanished mysteriously, Fal Krey and Fal Vora found themselves bored with nothing to do. Fal Krey tapped into his Oilsenses, curious to find another planet with as much fracking as Querria.

Fal Krey was blasted backwards when he sensed Earth, whose people were fracking across the entire globe. Fal Krey, intrigued by this off-the-charts Oil readout, traveled to Earth with **Fal Vora**. There, they met the god Onmoh Sab, who welcomed them to the Council of the Gods, where they would remain for many years.
Vert

Vert (ベール *Bēru*) is a character from the Neptunia franchise. She represents the Xbox 360 (released November 22, 2005).

She was born on November 15, 1981, and she debuted on November 15, 2001 at 20.

Her HDD form is Green Heart (グリーンハート *Gurīn Hāto*).

Her Next Form is Next Green (ネクストグリーン *Nekusuto Gurīn*), which represents the Xbox One (released on November 22, 2013).

Her New Form will be New Green (ニューブラック *Nyū Gurīn*), which will represent the Xbox Series X (release: November 10, 2020).

She will have a little sister, called Serena (セレナ *Serena*), who will represent the Xbox Series S (release: November 10, 2020).

She was 24 years old on November 22, 2005, when she became a goddess.

She was 32 years old on November 22, 2013, when Leanbox shifted into the next generation.

She is voiced by Rina Satō (Japanese) and Carrie Keranen (English). She was formerly voiced by Tara Platt (English).
Bombing of Columbus

The First Bombing of Columbus was a large-scale Nuclear tragedy that occurred near the end of the Great META War. General Reggie Fils-Aime led the US Army. The Combine's Corporal Wallace Breen led the opposition.

The U.S. Army was on leading a vicious campaign towards Columbus, on a mission to annex Ohio, after the country had seceded almost two hundred years prior. Ohio and it's interdimensional allies, the Combine, wanted Ohio to remain sovereign.

Combine general Wallace Breen assaulted captive American troops with his violent Scorched Cock Policy, a trail of pain which began from his deployment in Washington D.C. It consisted of the burning and preparing of the male genetalia in a manner similar to that of the popular American sausage food, Hot Dogs.

The U.S. Army lost over 400 men in the first day of their Invasion of Columbus. In an effort to preserve more men's livelihoods, General Fils-Aime made the difficult decision to withdraw from Columbus; the U.S. army retreated to Cleveland. From there, General Fils-Aime ordered his troops to release the Nuclear Pumpkin. After the detonation, a massive rainbow sighting was reported by the Pennsylvania Mad Men. Corporal Breen was killed in the explosion, as well as many innocent Ohioans; however, since Ohio was an enemy of America, that did not matter.

#### The Titanic III

The deadly Nuclear Pumpkin destroyed the entire city, causing such damage that Lake Erie expanded to combine with Lake Michigan, the two converging on the newly formed Columbus Bay. This newly formed radioactive dystopian marshland gave rise to the Combine Naval Terrorism Headquarters. The Titanic III was constructed in Lake Huron and sent to Columbus, to be used as this new HQ. The warship was equipped with Anti-Male laser technology a few weeks after its creation. Shortly thereafter, it was equipped with titanium alloy tank treads. The Ironclad of the East, as they called it, became notorious for creeping over hills, like a Jawa Sandcrawler, and shooting Meat substitutes and alternatives into their enemies with deadly force.
Chihuahua, Mexico (City 9)

## Chihuahua, Mexico

Chihuahua, Mexico (*Better known as City 9*), was the Combine Base of Operations on Earth during the Great META War. It was home to the Citadel and housed a dimensional portal which linked City 9 and the C.O.C.K. For a short time, the Combine expanded outward and conquered all of Mexico; the nation thrived under the leadership of General Grievous, but it quickly collapsed after the Combine were out of the equation. After the Great META War, G-Man was "elected" to represent Mexico, but he was unable, or unwilling, to perform the tasks laid before him. The Citadel became a popular tourist attraction, and many people took to paragliding off of the nearly 2 mile tall building.
Kurdistan

Kurdistan was a middle-eastern country formed by Mohammad Rajab Wali in 2 BB, where Wali was elected president in 2 AB. It consisted of many lands of current day Turkey, Iraq, Iran, and Syria, and led the world in a denuclearization movement during the Aftertimes. This movement was crushed by Joe Biden.
Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton was the 42nd president of the United States and served from 27 B.B. to 19 B.B. He was noted among many to be a "player" and reportedly had over 500 affairs during his time as president. Notably, he admitted a time-displaced G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) to be his Secretary of State in 23 B.B. Clinton also oversaw the loss of Jacksonville Florida from the Union, although he didn't really seem to care. He would later state he regretted that decision, lamenting all the money he could have made off the prosperous city-state.

### Joe Biden

Clinton also worked closely with Joe Biden during the Great META War, helping the general convince the United States Government to sanction a "smelling test" for every prospective recruit to the nation's army. Biden wanted to personally sniff each cadet to ensure they were 'up to Union standards'.

### Donald Trump

Clinton also had a close friendship with the entity known as 'Donald Trump' (who Clinton had wrongly ascertained to be human). The two remained good friends until an unfortunate falling out occurred between the two of them after a brawl at Geoffrey Eckstein's island estate.

### Geoffrey Eckstein

Clinton's closest friend was probably Geoffrey Eckstein, a famous philanthropist. It's unclear what exactly the two bonded over, but whatever it was, it was definitely completely innocent.
7 Grand Dad

7 Grand Dad was a videogame developed by a team of Chinese bootleggers in 22 B.B. It was the most commercially successful videogame of all time, selling over 400 trillion copies within it's first day on the market. This was admittedly due to a mysterious purchase of 399.999999 trillion physical copies of the game by a buyer known only as the "Benefactor".
Arcus

High Lieutenant Arcus was a military officer in the Combine Empire, and was the chief Security Consultant to Combine Emperor Xos. After many years of rigorous training at the Erruna Imperial Academy, Arcus had hoped to serve on the battlefield, but had instead been relegated to this seemingly pointless position- that is, until he detected the amassing Waifurian Invasion Fleet before the Great META War 2, and he finally received his chance to shine.

## Personality

Arcus was a ruthless and calculating military commander. A native of the planet Erruna, Arcus possessed a formidable stature, and his blood ran hot with mercuric acid. Arcus' body was not accustomed to the low pressure of the C.O.C.K.; as such, he was forced to wear a pressurized suit at all times. (This suit, was, in fact, based on the prototype HEV suit developed by Black MESA Scientist Dr. Tyren White of Earth).

With an IQ of 302, Arcus was smarter than a vast majority of the Combine drones he commanded, and often grew bored of their monotonous, rambling nonsensical rants. Arcus instead enjoyed playing the Errunan game of Mij'sas'er against himself in his head. During the Great META War 2, Arcus spearheaded the Combine Defense Force, and had direct, regular contact with the Emperor and his Advisors.
Ganymede Factoid Burrow

The Ganymede Factoid Burrow was the Omniversal Database of Facts. Every bit of information known in the Omniverse was stored here in the Ganymede Factoid Burrow, on Ganymede, where it was guarded by the Factoid Wench, a hideous hagraven with a penchant for protecting history. Visitors were not permitted to the Factoid Burrow, and were eaten alive or disemboweled if entry was attempted.
Gleryate

The Gleryate were a race of highly advanced Force-sensitive nomadic people that traversed the cosmos, searching for individuals with great potential and instructing them to use the force for good. Rick Hernia was trained by, and traveled with the Gleryate for a time. The Gleryate home planet was Makemake.
Fort Testicle

Fort Testicle was a medium sized haunted US Military Naval Carrier which was located for unknown reasons near the peak of a mountain in the Yukon Territories of Canada. It was inhabited by the Centaurs and Half-Horse-Men of the north, and eventually would be the birthplace of the great Forester Old Willow Balls.

## Eat

Fort Testicle, Despite its name, was not a Testicle at all. However, a peculiar delicacy was served aboard this vessel, that being Rotted Bear Testicles. This was a vile practice repeatedly prepared (spontaneously and erroneously, as it was requested by no one), by a crew of half-Euclidean ghosts from the long-dead Naval Kitchen Crew. The Centaurs and the Half-Horse-Men detested the haunters of Fort Testicle and oftentimes attempted to kick or smash the faces in of these denizens, to no avail, as they were Soullean in nature.
Donnie

Donnie was a sentient animatronic fashioned in the image of Donald J. Trump which prowled the basement of the London War Crime Emporium. Unlike the rest of the animatronics, Donnie was sentient for all hours of the day, and the janitors carried machine guns and plasma blasters to ward off Donnie during business hours.

Donnie also served as the garbage disposal of the London War Crime Emporium, regularly feasting on the trash and scraps from the upstairs McDonalds Location, licking the basement dumpsters dry. Donnie's skin was made of iron; however, due to his superheated steam-powered hydraulic joints, his skin glowed orange constantly, and would absorb any and all things which came into contact with it. This was somewhat ironic, considering the real MAGA King's fate.
Henry Pissinger

Henry Pissinger was a Pissborne American War Criminal who served as Secretary of State during the Mummy Administration and ensuing Overlorddom. Prior to this, he and his Pissborne Assocations dropped 270 million bombs on the South Asian nation of Laos. Pissinger died in 3 AB after he suffered a Piss Heart Attack and fell into his bathtub whilst toasting bread and subsequently was electrocuted to death. Goodbye Pissinger. Rest in Piss.

## Henry Pissinger

### Aliases

The PisserGenocide Hank

The Piss Bomber

The Vile One

### Occupation

Secretary of State (1 AB-3AB)
Pangean Department of Ethnic Cleansing (43 Trillion BB- Termination of Position in 244,530 BB)
Jefferson Davis

Jefferson Davis was a stalker who served as the president of the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War from 159 to 155 B.B. He was a military genius, having fought in the 7 Hours War as a commander alongside Benjamin Frunklin. His military skill was a trait which the Combine had previously disregarded when they had stolen his organs and sent him to a Ohioan slave labor camp. However, the Combine was soon pressed with finding a leader for the Confederate States, and after a thorough background check of their entire intergalactic constituency, it was determined by the C.O.C.K. that Jefferson was the most suited to lead the nation. After the war was lost, Jefferson was captured and brought back to Ohio, where he later died.
Bahamut

Bahamut the Great was a massive, planet-sized diety who once served as the God of Dragonkind. His eyes were the size of moons and his spine the width of the Earth.

## Felony

Bahamut, in prehistoric times, when the continent of Pangea was grew the earliest algaes and mosses on its blistering rocks, spawned the first dragons into the world. He had great aspirations to see a Draconic Conquest of the entire Omniverse; unfortunately, the Employers had other plans.

In 325 Hectillion BB, Bahamut was visited by the Employer Chraunor for an alleged 'Time Crime'. Bahamut was the first entity charged with such a crime and was sentenced to life imprisonment inside of Jupiter (then a frothing, deadly prison/garbage disposal used by the god Leosis to dispose of planets he found unsavory). Chraunor, ironically, began meddling in Omniversal Affairs from then on; under the guise of his new, draconic alter ego Akatosh, Chraunor fashioned himself as the original 'Dragon King', all but erasing Bahamut from the memory of the 40+ sentient creatures which existed Omniverse-wide at this time.

## Life In Prison And Suspicious Event

Bahamut was not guilty of the alleged time crime, and yet, despite having not committed the time crime, he did the time for the time crime, existing inside of Jupiter for roughly 324.9 Hectillion years until his unfortunate and sudden 'death' in 170 BB. Bahamut's death was very suspicious; he was alleged to have 'killed himself' inside of his 'cell' (Jupiter's inner atmosphere) However with no solid objects inside of this space and, perhaps more importantly, Bahamut himself being an immortal diety, this death was rather mysterious. The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki Editorial Team reached out the Employer's Bureau of Complaints and Salad Dressings for comment on this issue, but received no response. Sad!
Jacksonville Florida

### Overview

**Jacksonville Florida** (not to be confused with Jacksonville, Florida) was an incredibly wealthy and successful city-state located south of the U.S.A.

### Wakanda Comparisons

Often compared to the fictional city of Wakanda from comic books, the technological advancements made here were years ahead of the rest of the world. It was led by a man known only as Perry. He rarely actually visited Jacksonville Florida, instead preferring to take an extreme 'laissez-faire' approach. It worked miraculously; the country quickly rose to a global superpower status.

### History

Jacksonville Florida was built on the remnants of Miami, Florida, which was obliterated by a Combine missile in 20 B.B. during the Great META War.

It was originally going to be just a rebuilt version of Miami; however, the people from the surrounding area, although mostly democratic, suddenly all collectively began loathing Bill Clinton. It was as if someone had flipped a switch in their heads, and they had all had their political opinions nudged. As such, they voted to secede from the Union. Then-President of the United States Bill Clinton reportedly said on the subject; "I don't care, man, it's Florida!"
Haumea

Haumea was a splenderous and prosperous egg-shaped dwarf planet located in the outer reaches of the Solar System. Haumea was the homeworld of the Yonise.

## Chinook Basin

There was a large grand field in the basin of an impact crater on Haumea. This was the site of a terrible collision during the Great META War, at the Fourteenth Battle of Haumea, which involved ninety four Chinook helicopters and a single Combine manhack drone. The Chinook Basin was haunted by the hideously maimed and disfigured victims of this crash. It is said that their screams could be heard from Makemake.
J-Man

The J-Man was a celibate quasi-omnipotent entity who resided in a small home near Calgary, Canada. He was a distant cousin of the G-Man, and was the illegitimate offspring of the Employer of Balance, the Auditor.

## Psychology

The J-Man was a renowned psychologist across North America, and was an avid critic of Joe Biden's reformation of North American into the first Grand American Overlorddom.

## Emotional Derangement

The J-Man ate an exclusively all-meat diet and frequently cried on camera, lamenting the pitiful state of Earth (which was pitiful at all times).

## Mohammad Rajab Wali

The J-Man was in cahoots with fellow Mummycritic Mohammad Rajab Wali, and the two plotted a coup of the Overlorddom in 2 AB. Unfortunately, their plans were shattered when Mohammad became infuriated that the J-Man did not support Kurdistan. Wali demanded the J-Man leave Texas USA (Where Wali was, 24/7, every day).
Emerald Dwarf

The Emerald Dwarf was a supermassive space dreadnought, which measured roughly 40 miles in length. It was feared throughout the Sexerric Quadrant, due to the Grand Calamities which came along with it.

## Grand Calamities Which Came Along With It

The Emerald Dwarf was known far and wide as a herald of horrible things for civilizations. When it appeared in the skies, people would run and scream in horror, for the Emerald Dwarf was interpreted a terrible sign of things to come.

When the Emerald Dwarf appeared, usually, civilizations would experience one or two of the following calamities:

Combine-19 Epidemic

Mass Famine

Cannibalistic Transportation Services

Buildup of Bus Manufacturing

Floods

Drought

Magmatic Core Freezover

Polar Reversal

Total Extinction

## Trickeries

These were some of the grand correlated events with the Emerald Dwarf. Interestingly enough, there was no empirical evidence to suggest that that the Emerald Dwarf had any actual relation to the calamities- it could very well have just been coincidence that these horrible things happened when the Emerald Dwarf was nearby.
Fal Krey

Fal Vora was a member of the Council of Gods, and was the Querrian God of Oil. He really didn't like oil that much.

## Early Life

Fal Krey was sacrificed by the village executioner, and Krey's uncle, Meel, at the ripe old age of seven. Fal Krey found himself in a dark, sticky, endless abyss. This was the Oil Realm. A murky glob of oil groaned and flung itself into Fal Krey's gullet, implanting itself inside of him.

Fal Krey's oil parasite made him immortal, and granted him the powers of the Oil God. Fal Krey slowly got to work mastering his abilities, which included oilbending and fracking.

## Council of Gods

In 67 BB, after the people of Querria, the Binkers, vanished mysteriously, Fal Krey and Fal Vora found themselves bored with nothing to do. Fal Krey tapped into his Oilsenses, curious to find another planet with as much fracking as Querria.

Fal Krey was blasted backwards when he sensed Earth, whose people were fracking across the entire globe. Fal Krey, intrigued by this off-the-charts Oil readout, traveled to Earth with Fal Vora. There, they met the god Onmoh Sab, who welcomed them to the Council of the Gods, where they would remain for many years.
Joe Biden II

Joe Biden II was a class XX Cryptoid that was of human origin. It was a failed attempt by Hunter Biden to resurrect his father. Engineered in a hellish laboratory built deep in the mineshafts of Dutt Kroasis, Joe Biden II was comprised of numerous stolen skin and flesh pieces. It was devoid of a soul and spent its existence shambling around the caverns of Dutt Kroasis, feasting on unsuspecting miners (usually minors).

Because of the creation of **Joe Biden II**, Hunter Biden was stripped of his mining license and banished from Dutt Kroasis.
Gorrin E. Maldives

Gorrin Edward Maldives was a Lietenant Commander in the 2,313th Garraxian Division of the Waifurian Imperial Army. He was instrumental in opening acts of the Andromedan Theatre of the Great META War 2.

## Background

Gorrin Maldives was born and raised on Garraxia, to poor spice farmers. An only child, his parents died when he was very young, and he was taken in by the guards at the local Waifurian Outpost. The guards fed and clothed him, and eventually, when he was old enough (13), Gorrin joined the ranks as a Junior Officer. From there, Gorrin served for several years as a local guard, before heroically expelling a horde of starving Garraxian Hypotherians. He recieved a Brandonian Medal of Honor for his actions against these attackers, and was promoted to Lietenant Commander of his local division. Two years later, he was called into action to serve as the captain of the B2 Division of the Waifurian Naval Invasion Fleet, a position which he upheld with honor. He worked closely with General Raxus Milluk during this time, and the two became close friends.
G-4323

G-Man (Timefracture Beta), designation G-4323, was a G-Man variant who was under the employ of the Combine Imperial Authority. He served as the Combine Emperor's Majordomo, Director of the Imperial Bureau of Security, and was also the Supreme Treasurer of the Bank of COCK. It's theorized that he held more political power than any other single individual in the Omniverse, save for The Mummy.

## Buffs

G-4323 was much different anatomically when compared to his brethren; his body was almost entirely synthetic, having been comprised of Pennullian Silvershane and crafted in the bowels of the COCK. G-4323 underwent numerous surgeries to have his skin entirely replaced with this synthetic alternative, at the behest of the Combine Emperor. G-4323 also had his eyes replaced with Xen-Powered Retinal scanners, which gave him the ability to spot a specific grain of sand on a beach four miles away.

## Career

G-4323 was fired from the Employers' Contract Staff soon after this, with his supervisor, the Auditor, citing "irrevocable differences" as the reason for his dismissal. G-4323 barely noticed this, however, as he had been under the Employ of the COCK for several eons by that point. Now fully outfitted to Imperial Combine standards, G-4323 was appointed the Majordomo of the Combine Emperor, Xos, by the Advisors. He soon began unilaterally controlling the entire COCK Treasury (the largest in the Omniverse) as well as the Imperial Bureau of Security (IBS).
G-4323 was the right-hand man of Xos; and personally directed the Combine's Grand Outward Expansion initiative. While stationed in the Andromeda Galaxy, G-4323 directed Admiral Sus. E. Amonger to launch an invasion of a small, unsophisticated planet which was overflowing with Magarrish Quintessence- This planet was Earth. While the Combine had come to conquer and plunder the rich terrestrial planet, the inhabitants, the Humans, had other ideas, and fought back valiantly for over two centuries, eventually successfully beating the Combine off of their planet.

This crippling blow to the Combine Grand Expansion dissapointed G-4323, who ordered the immediate retaliation via Biological Warfare in the form of the Combine-19 Virus. This virus proved incredibly successful at killing Humans, something which strengthened G-4323's hopes of an eventual reconquest of the planet Earth. However, G-4323 would have to wait, as the Emperor forbade him from launching any more spaceships into that sector, calling it a suicide mission.

However, many years later, G-4323 would get his wish, although not in the way he'd hoped. Now, it was the Earthlings who were advancing on the Combine- launching the Combine Navy into full retreat. G-4323 saw his chance, and once again declared war on Earth's invading Waifurian Empire, beginning the start of the Second Great META War.
Boob Tonic Plague

The Boob Tonic Plague was a mass casualty pandemic event which occurred during the Mid Evil ages on Earth, raging across the planet's eight outer continents from 1620 BB to 1098 BB.

## Onset

The plague began after a Berrenthian Mousehorn arrived on Earth onboard the comet Mickolviun. The comet crash landed in southern Iberia, from which the Berrenthian Mousehorn traveled north, eventually ending up in Paris, where he bit a pedestrian's penis very powerfully and injected the man with the illustrious, horrendous Boob Tonic (of which the plague is named).

This man, Azarath Moizoillous, soon began convulsing violently, before his breasts seperated themselves from his skeleton and he bled out in the street. Launched at supersonic speeds, his pectoral muscles slammed into the face of a nearby fruit vendor, who subsequently was infected, and soon enough, the entire square had been infected.

## Pandemic Status

The Boob Tonic Plague soon spread outward from Paris into the rest of Europe, with the notable exclusion of the kingdom of Prussia (which had armed itself with Anti-Extraterrestrial Virus Vaccines in the years prior, for unknown reasons.) The disease was officially recognized by the World Health Organization (AKA Catholic Church) as a pandemic in 1620 BB, after the Czar of Russia fell victim to the explosive punishment of the Boob Tonic Plague.

The pandemic tore across Europe, Asia, and the fallen continent of Atlantis, killing millions and plunging the planet into a very dark age.

Everyone in Africa died.

## Aeterna

The plague soon crossed the Atlantic and reached the shores of The Great MAGA King's Aeternian Empire, Here, it began quickly dispatching the native peoples, much to the dismay of their god emperor, who found himself powerless to stop it. The streets of Aeterna became so full of pectoral muscles that butchers began taking them back to their shops to... well, I'm really not at liberty to say.

Donald J. Trump appointed his Magarrish Apprentice, Mike Pence, to oversee the Boob Tonic Pandemic Response, which Mike Pence did beautifully and wonderfully. Pence delegated the daedric entity of Malike Tragedia to oversee this task. Malike Tragedia was no pandemic expert; however, he was quite knowledgable on the subject of BDSM, and so instructed the victims of this horrendous disease to prepare by providing free lengthy BDSM wax melt sessions in the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance I).

Much to the surprise of Malike Tragedia, this expirements began working, with Boob Tonic patients retaining their pectoral muscles through intense concentration on other forms of pain. This method of treatment soon spread across the world, and the pandemic's side effects were cured. However, it raged on for many years, until the Boob Tonic vaccine of Prussia was seized by the Holy Roman Lava Lamp in 1100 BB. Soon after this, the pandemic was truly eradicated.
Arbitus

The Arbitus is the primary weapon of the Auditor. It is a longsword at a length of 3 feet, 7 inches and is comprised of an unknown black material and emanates a red glow, much like the Auditor himself. Notably, the sword is very minimalistic in its design and the Auditor refuses to answer why this is. Within the sword lies a piece of the Auditor’s soul, allowing him to summon it at will. This is possibly the first instance of Enmeshment in the entire Omniverse.