Two Ears Down/Transcript

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[The episode began with Timmy doing cool tricks with his ears, Wanda and Cosmo pop up at Dimmsdale School, to see what Timmy was doing with his ears.]

Timmy: Hi everyone! Check out my freaking cool tricks with my ears!

Trixie Tang: Did you see that? That is so cool, ear tricks! I wanna do it too! [she tries to do cool tricks with her ears but they're weaker]

Mr. Crocker: Still no A's for you, Timmy. But love those tricks, Instead of a F, I'm gonna be giving you a B+. [gives Timmy Turner a B+]

Cosmo: Wanda, nag Timmy. Why is he doing stupid ear tricks?

Wanda: Well, Cosmo, [poofs up Da Rules book and goes to the page where it said "Godchildren can't do cool ear tricks because the ears can get weaker and weaker."] If you wanna know, these ear tricks can make the godchild's ear weaker and weaker, making it very dangerous and the godchild cannot hear us if the ears are more weak.

Cosmo: Well, what the- [gets trapped in a carbonite box because he was about to swear,]

Wanda: Stop using language like that! [she nagged Cosmo and gives Cosmo a 7-day timeout in the carbonite box.] That's what you get!

Timmy: Wanda, check this out! I have cool tricks with my ears! [he does cool tricks with his ears]

Wanda: Didn't we warn you not to use the ear tricks too much? You know, They can get freaking stupid and weaker!

Timmy: Oh, pfft!

Wanda: Stupid ear tricks, Do I HAVE TO NAG YOU?

Timmy: While Cosmo is in a timeout, do we have to get us Poof and Foop?

Wanda: Yes, we do. Foop turned good now.

Timmy: Well, I wish Poof and Foop could help us!

[POOF!]

Foop: What seems to be the problem, Wanda?

Wanda: Cosmo almost said the F word so, I trapped him in a carbonite box for 7 days, and Timmy's ears are getting weaker!

Poof: Did Cosmo say a bad word like I was using salty language at you? [flashbacks of Poof using salty language at Wanda and Foop twice]

Poof (flashback): Poof, poof!!!

Wanda (flashback): How dare you use language like that at me, young man!

[the flashback cut over to Foop and Poof teaming up]

Foop (flashback): You have finally discovered that being evil can be good!

Poof (flashback): POOF POOF!!!!!

Foop (flashback): No need for salty language like that.

[flashback fades white]

Timmy: How did you know you said profanity in the past?

Poof: I was like [imitates what he said in the past but it was English talk] [poof!] off!

Timmy: [Gasp!] What the heck, Poof? You shouldn't use language like that in front of us!

Foop: And I just know the problem.

Timmy: [still doesn't listen to Wanda, Poof and Foop, does something stupid to his ears, then they get weaker and sounds begin to play as Timmy lies down in slow motion and begins to have his ears snap, his eardrums popped and he cries after the sounds]

[Table breaking in real life footage]

[Sink breaking in real life footage]

[Slap sound]

[rice crunching sound]

[After these sounds]

Earhawk 1: Earhawk 2, prepare to go weak! [they go weak as they move too fast and do a circled draw]

Earhawk 2: Ears are weak now.

Timmy: Noooooo!!!! My ears! [someone talks to him but Timmy can't hear them]

Trixie Tang: [no sound instead the lip sync went "Are you okay? Can you hear us?"]

Timmy: No, I can't hear ya!

Trixie Tang: [lip sync] Why?

Timmy: Because my ears are DAMAGED!!!!

Wanda: I have a solution to this, Trixie. Let me get Timmy to the doctors.

Trixie Tang: Whatever, Wanda. Take him to the doctors.

[as Wanda uses her pink phone to call an ambulance]

Wanda: Hello, is this the hospital? I have a non-hearing 12 year old, who did stupid ear tricks and made his ears weaker!

Dr. Bender and Dr. Wendell: Yeah, we can fix that right away, but with bandages.

Wanda: THANK YOU! Tell Timmy not to do anything STUPID while he's at the hospital!

[half an hour later]

Dr. Bender: Hello, Wanda and Poof. Me and Dr. Wendell will take Timmy to the hospital, so what happened with his ears?

Wanda: He was doing stupid tricks, like the ear wax clean out, the yoyo trick, he wiggled his ears as well.

Dr. Wendell: OKAY! [puts a Megaphone by Timmy's ears, and SHOUTS SO LOUD INTO IT HE GOT UP AND HEARD HIM!]

Timmy: Thank god, I'm okay! Why did I get damaged ears last time? [his ear drums were re-building while his ears had time to recover]

[Eventually, at the hospital, Timmy slept so he can get the ears repaired and recovered.]

Nurse: So. I'll give you a medicine to have your ears recover in 5 hours, okay? [gives Timmy the ear recovery medicine, and Timmy drinks it]

Timmy: Wow, this taste is great. Will I be able to clean my earwax out of my ears again?

Nurse: Well, Timmy, There seems to be a problem with your ears, when you did tricks with them, they got weak and I'm afraid you won't be able to use your ears, again.

[the song "No Ears" plays]

Singer: ♯ With no ears, you're all deaf, without your ears, you're all deaf-trapped.

Singer: ♯ Without them, you won't be able to hear music, game sounds or anyone else.

Singer: ♯ You're all ears.

[instruments being heard for 5 seconds]

Singer: ♯ Without ears, you cannot hear the doorbell and ignore it...

Singer: ♯ No eaaaaaaaaaaaaars...

Singer: ♯ Vicky says twerp, but you cannot hear her!

[during the song, Timmy browses on his phone to see why it can be harmful to do ear tricks and make them weaker]

Singer: ♯ When you're browsing through the internet on your phone and finding out why ear tricks are harmful.

Singer: ♯ No ears.

Chorus: ♯ No ears! Without your ears, you're all trapped in the deaf world.

Singer: ♯ When Mom and Dad and Vicky give Timmy commands, Timmy cannot hear, but he has to have the eardrums recover!

Chorus: Nnnnnnnnoooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeeearsssssssss! [the music stops and instruments fade out]

Timmy: Well, that was sad! [cries and won't be able to hear until the next 1 hour for his eardrums to be recovered to hear again]

Wanda: Cheer up, sport. I'm sure we have a idea that can help recover the eardrums faster.

Timmy: Suy Whout Nuov (''Say Nut nou'' Television airing)

[Cosmo's timeout was shortened to be 5 minutes]

Timmy: [the eardrums slightly pop up and he can hear a little bit] Yes! They are recovering!

Wanda: [slight sound transfers to Timmy's ear drums and he can slighty hear Wanda] Hearing okay?

Timmy: I guess so? [30 minutes later]

[Timmy's eardrums poof up, now his hearing is normal again]

Wanda: Sport! You're back in the hearing world, finally!

Timmy: I can now hear again!