History of the Universe

## Earliest time

* 1991 BC - The Big Bang happened, resulting in the creation of the Universe, the Sun (later he was married with her), Jupiter, all planets and Mobius. Plus that resulted in Sonic being born and the founding of some early places, such as Green Hill Zone and The Backrooms. First toys (including plushies) were invented. Sonic became the first guy on Mobius, the first boy and the first hedgehog.
* 1990 BC - Dinosaurs appear and they invent some primitive things. Yoshi, Mr. Dinosaur and Barney were born.
* 1983 BC - Amy Rose was born, becoming the first girl. Sonic bans guys from going without undergarments (bikinis/bras for girls, diapers for babies, swimwear/swimsuits for swimmers and underwear/panties for everyone).
* 1982 BC - Tails was born, becoming the first fox.
* 1981 BC - The evolution of humans started, due to The Smurfs being born. The Smurf Village was founded. The Dinosaur War started because the Sun and the Big Bang started the Dinosaur Massacre due to the dinosaurs trying to eat Sonic and his friends. The Undefeatables are founded by Sonic, Tails and Amy. The first weird guys (including monkeys) appeared which resulted in the sudden appearance of Ohio. The Internet and the computer were invented.
* 1970 BC - Google and SEGA were founded by the Undefeatables. Google invents clocks, ending the earliest time.

## Prehistoric time

* 1969 BC - Vinni Pukh was born, becoming the first bear.
* 1964 BC - Mary Poppins was born, becoming the first human.
* 1951 BC - Snoopy, Dr. Robotnik and Lewis Carroll were born. Anythingpedia and Wonderland were founded. Red was born.
* 1920 BC - Level 6 of the Backrooms was founded.
* 1917 BC - Gargamel and Dr. Robadnik were born. Since this year, dinosaurs are extinct now, except for birds, Yoshis and some T-rexes, including Mr. Dinosaur and Barney.
* 1900 BC - Zeus founded Greece, which resulted in the end of prehistoric time. Dr. Robotnik founded the Scrap Brain Zone. Christopher Columbus finds a new territory.

## Bronze Age

* 1891 BC - Dr. Robotnik invents Botniks, such as Motobud, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Decoe, Bocoe and Cubot.
* 1888 BC - The Countryballs were born, which results in America being founded.
* 1885 BC - Krtek was born, becoming the first mole.
* 1884 BC - Knuckles was born, becoming the first echidna. Darth Vader was born.
* 1883 BC - Dr. Robadnik invents Badniks, such as Motobug, Cluck, Metal Sonic, Sally Acorn, Roller, Bokkun (not a ~~mouse~~ Badnik) and Orbot.
* 1882 BC - Sonic invents NFTs, while Dr. Robadnik creates Fake Tails, ending the Bronze Age.

## Iron Age

* 1881 BC - Dr. Robadnik founded the Scrap Brain. Otto von Bismarck was born. The first video game ever, Sonic 1 was released for the SG-0001.
* 1876 BC - Toad, Yoshi, Peach, Mario, Luigi and Bowser were born. Pong comes out.
* 1791 BC - Cabbage appeared. Yoshi has founded the Mushroom Kingdom. Pac-Man comes out.
* 1666 BC - Mozart was born. Darth Vader has invented the Death Star.
* 1663 BC - Dr. Robotnik founded the Birth Egg. The Death Star was destroyed by Dr. Robadnik and Darth Vader was killed.
* 1662 BC - Dr. Robadnik has invented the Death Egg. The Star Wars start and the Iron Age ends.

## Civilization

* 1661 BC - A territory was found by some guy. Then it became Venice.
* 1660 BC - Pingu was born. Captain 0 was born. Mario was brainwashed.
* 1291 BC - Switzerland was founded. Level 9 of the Backrooms was founded. Mushroom Kingdom and Venice were invaded, turning them into Chemical Plant and Launch Base, respectively.
* 962 BC - Chuck Norris was born. UnAnything Wiki and Germany were founded.
* 791 BC - Money was (sadly) invented. Bowser was killed in the Star Wars.
* 666 BC - Sonic.exe and Fake Mozart were born, resulting in a new era starting.

## Ancient

* 7 BC - Alan Becker, victim and The Chosen One were born.
* 6 BC - The Second Coming was born.
* 3 BC - The Dark Lord was born. Pac-Man comes out.
* 2 BC - BBC was founded and they invent television.
* 1 BC - Flip was born.
* 0 - Christmas was invented inbetween time.

## Classical antiquity

* 1 - Maya was born. Otto von Bismarck invents April Fools Day. The Chaos Emeralds were accidentally shown by Sonic.
* 2 - BBC invents telebooks by creating Ceefax. Cream and Cheese were born.
* 3 - The Queen of Hearts and Winnie the Pooh were born. Space Invaders come out.
* 4 - Shadow was born. Mario was killed in the Star Wars.
* 5 - Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were born.
* 6 - The Sleeping Beauty and Mephiles were born. Apple was founded.
* 7 - Bert and Prey Parker were born. Alan Becker invents animation by creating Animator vs Animation.
* 8 - Winnie the Pooh founded China. Cranky Kong was born.
* 9 - The other Angry Birds were born.
* 10 - Steve Jobs invents hospitals.
* 11 - The Chaos Emeralds were stolen by Dr. Robadnik.
* 12 - Cream writes a book about Maya's life.
* 13 - Friday the 13th happens for the first time, resulting in the ~~heat death of the universe~~ rise of logic.
* 18 - Baldi was born.
* 101 - Maya is ill, so Rome self-liquidates. The Launch Battle starts, as Sonic and Dr. Robadnik are battling over Chemical Plant and Launch Base.
* 116 - The Skibidi Toilets first appear, resulting in the nearing end of the classical antiquity.

## Post-classical history

* 305 - Maya is cured.
* 500 - Baldi invents math.
* 557 - The phone was invented. Appshed was founded.
* 666 - Sonic.exe rises.
* 791 - Babbage's parents were born.
* 862 - Rus' was founded.

## Middle Ages

* 885 - Fake Mozart kills Mozart and invades all NFT stores.
* 936 - Tom was born.
* 939 - Jerry was born.
* 1000 - Baldi invents thousand. Donkey Kong Sr was born.
* 1115 - Switzerland becomes really famous.
* 1234 - Baldi invents 1234.

## Medieval/Dark Ages

* 1453 - Constantinople's downfall starts, resulting in the Dark Ages.
* 1466 - Humans become evil, so they destroy Launch Base.
* 1477 - Animals start hypnotizing humans into stopping mass killings of inventors.
* 1488 - Humans are farting. The Grinch was born.
* 1491 - Animals are happy, as Chemical Plant is Mushroom Kingdom again.
* 1492 - America becomes one of the most populated countries, ending the Dark Ages.

## Renaissance

* 1553 - Humans become good again. Austria and Italy were founded, as the remnants of Launch Base were turned into Vienna, while Rome is back with a new city.
* 1666 - Revolution in NFT stores. Pingu revives his dad (Mozart), while Mozart's impersonator gets killed by Sonic.exe.
* 1675 - Sarah Hale finally gets the President of America to make Thanksgiving a national holiday because it was so important, especially for the Pilgrims.
* 1700 - The Russian Empire was founded to replace Rus'. Cranky Kong dies of cancer.
* 1791 - Babbage was born.
* 1816 - Ada was born. Babbage has founded AT&T.

## The golden age of video games

* 1845 - Polenov was born. Dentendo was founded.
* 1880 - The SEGA Genesis was announced, which causes AT&T to close its cabbage division.
* 1881 - The SEGA Genesis was released, with a rerelease of Sonic 1 (1881 BC) being the launch title.
* 1882 - The best game of all time (Sonic 2) finally releases to the public. The Dendy was released.
* 1889 - Nintendo was founded.
* 1890 - Donkey Kong was born.
* 1891 - Polenov released Windows XP Old Behove Edition. Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong Sr)'s game comes out in memoriam of Cranky Kong.
* 1892 - Donkey Kong Jr and Angry Birds come out for the NES.
* 1895 - Microsoft was founded.
* 1898 - The Atari 800, Atari's only good console, is discontinued. Angry Birds gets ported for the SEGA Genesis, where it becomes a hit.

## The Mess

* 1915 - The Grinch goes berserk. Microsoft creates MS-DOS 1.25 for internal use. Polenovsoft is bankrupt.
* 1928 - CNN was founded. AT&T invents Unix to compete with MS-DOS. Polenov dies.
* 1931 - The Grinch becomes a murderer, according to The Slasher Grinch. He gets a life imprisonment.
* 1950 - Charlie Brown goes insane. The Grinch is allowed to escape after he publicly apologizes. MS-DOS 2.2 is released.
* 1955 - The Grinch steals Christmas, this time without murdering anyone according to the book and the cartoon. MS-DOS 3.1 is released for businesses.
* 1968 - The Grinch steals Christmas again, with it being the last time of stealing Christmas according to the cartoon movie. MS-DOS 4.0 is released.

## The DOS ages

* 1969 - Vinni Pukh decides to become a family-friendly TV star after being invited to the Soviet Union. MS-DOS 5.0 was made during this time for internal use.
* 1970 - Unix gets out of internal use and starts to get used by businesses. The abandoned Polenovsoft office was found in Moscow.
* 1975 - MS-DOS 5.5 comes out, being the first version of MS-DOS for the general public. MS-DOS starts to become better than Unix.
* 1980 - Microsoft finally creates its flagship version of MS-DOS, called MS-DOS 6.22. It is still the most popular and the best version of MS-DOS.
* 1981 - The Smurfs appear on TV. The abandoned Polenovsoft office gets demolished after Microsoft agreed to get the rights to Polenovsoft's work.
* 1984 - Apple releases the Macintosh 128k to compete with IBM. The other things of the stuff in that year is in that book.
* 1985 - Windows 1.0 comes out, as a graphical shell for MS-DOS. It was controversial for not supporting MS-DOS 3.1 and earlier.
* 1988 - Windows 2.0 comes out, as Windows 1.0's successor.
* 1989 - Some stuff happens. Windows 3.0 comes out.
* 1990 - McDonalds was founded. Tim Cook was born.

## Windows on DOS

* 1991 - Windows 3.1 comes out. The Soviet Union was disbanded and split into various countries.
* 1992 - Windows 4, a bootleg Windows 2.0, gets a cease and desist from Microsoft.
* 1993 - Windows 3.5 and Windows 3.11 come out. An early Chicago build gets leaked and turned into a bootleg Windows 93. Windows 1.0's support ends.
* 1994 - Windows NT 4 started development as Windows NT, independently from MS-DOS. 2 early builds were leaked by Microsoft.
* 1995 - Windows Chicago was finalized as Windows 95. Windows 93 gets a cease and desist from Microsoft.
* 1996 - Windows NT 4 finally comes out. 2 more early builds were leaked by Microsoft. Windows 2.0's support ends.
* 1997 - Windows NT 5 started development, based on the previous version of Windows. Google loses control from the Undefeatables.
* 1998 - Windows 98 comes out. It was controversial because of IE 4.
* 1999 - Windows ME comes out as the last Windows based on MS-DOS. Windows NT 5 is cancelled.
* 2000 - Windows 2000 comes out. The first 2 Windows 3.x versions' support ends. Windows NT 4 is renamed into Windows NT.

## Bill's Gates

* 2001 - Windows XP, the most famous version of Windows, comes out. Windows 3.5 and ME's support ends.
* 2002 - Windows Longhorn 2002 is leaked by an ex-Microsoft employee. The then-new Sonic Advance gets declared as the best Christmas gift.
* 2003 - Windows Server 2003 comes out. Windows Longhorn 2003 is leaked again. The peak of the Internet happens. Windows 95's support ends.
* 2004 - Windows Longhorn 2004 is officially released to the public, but everyone stays on Windows XP due to bugs.
* 2005 - Windows Vista is announced. The Smurfs go extinct. Windows 3.11's support ends.
* 2006 - Windows Longhorn and 98's support ends after Windows Vista came out. Scratch was invented.
* 2007 - Steve Jobs invents the iPhone.
* 2008 - The President came to popularity.
* 2009 - Angry Birds gets ported to mobile devices. Windows 7 comes out. Steve Jobs has cancer.
* 2010 - Steve Jobs invents the iPad and releases iOS 4 which helped to boost Apple's popularity and blasted blackOS Mobile from the mobile war.

## The War on Chrome

* 2011 - Read in the article.
* 2012 - Read in the article.
* 2013 - Read in the article.
* 2014 - Read in the article.
* 2015 - Read in the article. Microsoft went bankrupt.
* 2016 - Read in the article.
* 2017 - Read in the article.
* 2018 - Read in the article. Club Penguin shut down.
* 2019 - Read in the article. Rovio went bankrupt.
* 2020 - Read in the article.
* 2021 - Read in the article. Apple went bankrupt.
* 2022 - Read in the article.

## The end and beyond...

* 2023 - Humanity is extinct.