Mr. Mr. Prosecutor Grubba

*Grubba's art by Fatguy703*

Profitting from the War

Children

Everyone dying

Disabling people

People exploding

Infecting his audience

Cake

The Joles

His bed

His cars

His pumpkin

Trolling his fighters

Doing his fighters

God

People pulling it out

Making gross metaphors

His grandfather

Traps
Hard jobs

> *"My son is a multitude of contradictions!"*
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**Mr. Mr. Prosecutor Grubba** is in charge of the Pitty Glitz in Glitz City and stages fights to help aspiring soldiers become prepared to fight in the War. He was also in denial about losing his son in the war.

## History

Grubba had seen the War, he knew what he had to do, and he formed the Pitty Glitz to train aspiring soldiers. Though he soon developed a more sinister motive, profiting off the conflict and bloodshed.

His son perished in the War, driving him into deep despair. After this point he lived his life in constant denial, and projected his desire for a son unto others.

Sometime before the events of Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors, Prince Mush found his secret pumpkin, and this upset him greatly.

At first, Grubba's main motivation in training fighters seems to be finding someone worthy of replacing his son. He constantly projects his memories of his son onto other people. As an additional "incentive" for his soldiers to succeed, he promises that the best fighter can become his new son.

Grubba is the first character to reveal to the player that Mario is pregnant. However, he is angry at the man who impregnated him, King K.. As revenge, he gets rid of King K.

Throughout Mario's fighting career, Grubba makes arbitrary demands concerning Mario's fighting strategies, such as telling him to stop associating with his partners, win fights in 20 seconds, or hide flowers in the arena. At one point, Grubba asks him to "pull it out" and "go and share this epidemic!". It seems like Grubba wanted to infect all of Mario's fans with syphilis (the disease Mario got in Section 2 by taking the green Glass Star from Mr. Krump) likely because he "wanted everyone to die at least once".

In the end, it turns out that Grubba is lying about his son's death all along. After Mario sneaks inside his office, he discovers that Grubba's son, a combination bed and car with the power to disable people, emerges from the main ring, and uses the Glass Star Mario needs as its engine. Grubba can use his son to transform into the bigger, stronger and far superior Male Grubba. Furthermore, Grubba's true motivation for running the Pitty Glitz is for the wealthy to enjoy the suffering of poor children.

After Mario defeats and exposes Grubba, his secretary Jolene takes over the responsibility of running the Pitty Glitz. Mario and Jolene ensure that Grubba is kept in a safe place from then on, though the details are not known. At the end of the game, Grubba returns to the Pitty Glitz as a regular fighter with the nickname "Glitzergrub".

## Blah

 *This is Male Grubba. The whole Crystal star power soup is Grubba. His attack pattern is simple: he tells you first how many times he can attack... Then he strengthens all nudity and goes insane with power. It is therefore important to pay special attention to how it was activated. The crazy thing about this muscle of the head is that it was a fat man earlier.*

## Newspaper Magic

 *Macho Grubba is convinced to react to the muscles when the Crystal Star is filled.*

> "WARU UPUUUUUUU UP!"
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> *"MAAAAAAAAAAALE GRUBBA!"*
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After he transforms into Male Grubba, he immediately battles Mario. His attacks are simple but effective. He has "more ways to get started": he can boost his attack power or defense power and he can ram at Mario, punch him or backflip to stomp him. He is also able to use an ability that lets him attack twice per turn.

### Ambiguity with Grubba's son

During the section, Grubba makes many allusions to his son, and even considers Mario himself as a son. However, he later reveals that "my son is on my feet!" It has been speculated that Grubba might have killed him, turned him into shoes, or buried him in the ground. Also, his son might have been the car, which he was standing on when he spoke the line in question. Further complicating things, at one point Grubba alludes to having a daughter as well. The information above is currently the leading theory, but other possibilities remain.

## Known relationships

### Jolene

Jolene worked as Prosecutor Grubba's secretary when he was at the head of Pitty Glitz. Although she kept it secret, she was actually Grubba's sister, and worked only to gather details on his son, and the naughty activities that were taking place in the shadow.

### Mush

Mush was a hostage of Grubba, he used for feeding the Glass Star. He is an acquaintance of Jolene who is his sister. According to some theories, Mush is the famous son (or daughter) Grubba often talked about.

## Quotes

* *"He drowned in the womb until it was too late for a walk! Hoo!"*
* *"I hope you'll explode next time, okay? Do we understand?"*

* "*Go there and do not call Grandfather.*"

* *"Yer fucking TOOTIN'!"*

* "*Now everyone, I'm saying dogwolf! DAUTY Digno-dangerous!*"

* "*Take the nose where you should not and D A D E M E A T.*"

* *"Congratulations, Gunsales! You are the main son!!"*

* *"GULPITY GRAN CALL! How are you, son?"*
* *"Now I'm afraid you know my big deal... I have a bed."*
* *"They say shootings are the smell of society..."*

## Trivia

* Prosecutor Grubba likes cake.
* Prosecutor Grubba's favorite song is "Now I Can Not Stop Feeling" by The Joles, from their hit album "Gunsales is on Me".
* Grubba spoke about his secret pumpkin, that was discovered by Mush. Its exact function is however completely unknown.
* Prosecutor Grubba has to menstruate despite being male. This may indicate that Grubba is a transgender man.
* Despite having a secret bed, a secret car and a secret pumpkin, Grubba doesn't seem to be concerned when someone's spying on him from the pipes and shrugs it off as normal.
* It's implied that Hawc Green was raped by Grubba at some point, since he later sends an email to Mario talking about "the blue cock" and how it makes him feel rage.

## Gallery

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