Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree

**Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree** is the tenth and final episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the tenth episode overall.It was released on December 13, 2015 - read it here:

## Main cast

* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Tomdy as Tom Dylan
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Queen Steph as Queen Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Lentimassu as Lentimassu
* Izzy as Izzy
* Catherine as Catherine Morgan
* Penny as Penny
* Sally as Sally
* Nimbus as Nimbus
* Oliver as Oliver the Cat
* Binkx as Binkx the Cat
* Natsu as Natsu the Cat
* Dodo as Dodo The Cat
* Harry as Harry Fielding
* Randy as Randy Tay
* Jack as Jack Gah

## Recurring Cast

* Solar as XxSolarEclipsexX
* Deneen Tyler as Shondell Hemphill
* Harry as Harry Fielding
* Izzy as Izzy
* Catherine as Catherine Morgan

## Minor Characters

* Randy as Randy Tay
* Jack as Jack Gah

## Episode

*At a Hotel*

Harry: Hello to the Fielding Hotel how may I help

Steph: I have a room booked for, 1

, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 yeah I just have a room booked

Harry: Are you Steph

Steph: Yes

Harry: Okay here you go

*Harry gives*
Steph the key and they walk to their room

Izzy: Hi, I’m your maid

Steph: No you’re not we have one bye,

Izzy: Okay bye

Jessica: Ha-ha bitch

Steph: No wait we need one

Izzy: Thank you, If you want me just find me.

Jessica: what, what Steph

Steph: Fat, Fat Steph? Did you say

Bela: DONT CALL MY MUM THAT, BITCH

Jessica: Omg your so mean bye

Tom: Lets go in already

Steph: Yeah

Criminal: Ew what’s that.

Bela: No-one cares just hurry up and go in

*They open*
the door

Criminal: Yeah Ill just cya in a min

Steph: God sake Criminal

*Criminal*
goes back to investigate the blood stain

*It leads to*
a door

*He knocks*
on the door

Criminal: Hello

*Criminal*
barges into the door

Criminal: OH MY FUCK

*Opening*

*2 hours*
earlier

Izzy: What the fuck do we do

Catherine: We get rid of the body

Izzy: Okay throw it out the window:

Catherine: 3, 2 ,1

*They throw*
the body out the window

Pedestrain: Omg owh AGH

Catherine: Shit shit shit

*Present day*

Criminal: Bela, Steph, Tom, someone

Mandy: What you wan.... OMG

Criminal: I know like what the fuck

Mandy: Ill get everyone

*Mandy gets*
everyone

Bela: Oh my god

Steph: who the fuck would do this

*On the bed*
there is a huge blood stain then on the dresser there is a gutted man

Izzy: Hello I heared screa.... omg

Dodo: Meow hahha Meow

Bela: Hey Dodo

Dodo: Garden Hoe

*In The Pet*
House

Oliver: We need a plan

Sally: For what

Nimbus: Dodo probs murdered this person

Sally: Your crazy, Dodo is a freaking Cat

Penny: Nope he killed him, he got his teeth and ripped out
his heart

Sally: Okay yeah your right Dildo, oh I mean Dodo is crazy

Binkx: he’s crazy he will kill

Natsu: Okay so I think we should,

Nimbus: shush I have a good idea

Nimbus: We could get a knife and chop him up and put him in a
blender

Oliver: What the fuck, where the fuck will we get a knife,
How can we even hold a Knife, where will we get a blender. Shit idea

Oliver: Look lets brainstorm

*At the*
Hotel

Izzy: Fuck the police are here

Catherine: Okay , okay okay

Shondell Hemphill: EVERYONE OUT NOW

*Everyone*
leaves

Harry: Excuse me whats the problem

Shondell Hemphill: THERE IS DEAD MAN IN A ROOM EVERYONE OUT

Harry: What no this isn’t true

Shondell Hemphill: LEAVE

Solar: Fuck this shit

*Solar walks*
out and spots 2 people running

*Solar goes*
after them

Solar: WAIT UP

Catherine: Run

Izzy: Fuck hurry up

Solar: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Izzy: Kill him

*Catherine*
grabs a gun and shoots Solar

Solar: AGh

Steph: WHAT THE FUCK

*The*
Christmas tree in the park falls over landing on a car

Bela: OMG WHAT THE FUCK

STEPH: THAT THAT DIDNT JUST HAPPEN

Criminal: Okay this party is crazy

Claire: HWHERES THERE BEER WHERES THE WINE WHERES THE
EVERYTHING

Claire: OMG A CHRISTMAS TREE AMAZING

Claire: IM DRUNK

Steph: We kno

*On the*
phone

Randy: Hello , hello

Lentimassu: Hello

Jack: Hello beotches

Mike: Hello the plan is in action right

Randy: The Christmas tree fell down, Solar died though

Mike: Fuck it was Catherine and Izzy, HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL
THEM

*On the*
sidewalk

Randy: I see them

Mike: Good

Jack: I see them to

Lentimassu: Yep got my eye on them

Lentimassu: They turned a corner

Randy: get them its a dead end

Catherine: shit shit

Izzy: You idiot

Randy: STOP RIGHT THERE

Jack: Hey whats this

Randy: NO JACK ITS THE TRIGGER

*BOOM BOOM*
BOOM

*Catherine*
and Izzy fall to the ground

Mike: you idiot, your fired

Randy: well done

*The girls*
get up and shoot Randy

Jack: Haha Mike you idiot

Catherine: Lets go

Izzy: This way

*Part #2*

*A Week*
Later

Steph: So far this Christmas has been shit

Bela: Yes I agree

Harry: You legit closed down by hotel I hate you all

Criminal: Shut up

Dodo: Hey bitches

Jessica: Fuck off Dodo

Dodo: die

*Dodo leaves*

Mandy: Everyone shut up

Izzy: Hello

Catherine: Hello your dead

Mike: THERE THEY ARE

Jack: Bye Mike

Mike: Huh

*Jack stabs*
Mike

Mandy: what the fuck

Criminal: are you bad or good

Jack: Good

Randy: Your not

Izzy: Your alive

Randy: No

Randy: Im the ghost of dead gay Randy

Catherine: What the fuck

Randy: Bye

Criminal: This is weird

Jack: Whatever bye

*At the*
house

Mandy: This has been a weird list

Tom: I agree

Jessica: Bitches

Tom: Snitches

Claire: WHERES THE WINE

Jessica: Its..

Tom: Pits?

Claire: SHUT UP WHERES TEH WINE

Lentimassu: Over here ma’am

Claire: Shut  up and
get it

*Lenti gets*
the wine

Tom: So whats up

Mandy: The Sky

Mandy: Actaully no, people died, we were kicked out of our
hotel, a Christmas tree fell, Solar died, wait who even was Solar, still and
theres weirdos going around

Tom: I was there

Jessica: PENIS

Mandy: Penis?

Claire: WINE WINE WINEEE

Claire: GIVE ME YOUR WINE

Mandy: No

Claire: BITCH NEEDS TO DIE DIE DIE

Claire: BITCH NEEDS TO DIE ,DIE DIE , like my song, I sing it
when people don’t give me wine

Criminal: Right

Bela: Hello betoches

Claire: WINE WINE WIN..

Criminal: Shut up

Jessica: I hate you all

Lentimassu: Jessica go away

Steph: Lenti boy bed now

Harry: MY HOTEL IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU

Steph: Whatever

Harry: DONT YOU WHATEVER ME

Lenti: Sir we will do any..

Henry: Shut up and bye

*Henry*
leaves

Criminal: WINE WINE, its quite catchy

Claire: I know

Jessica: This family is messed up

Lentimassu: Ma’am Jessica shut up

Steph: EVERYONE SHUSH WE NEED TO HAVE THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.