Ari Gibson

**Ari Gibson** is one of the shame makers for the shame Hollow Knight, and the distant sequel Hollow Day: Dickdong. Ari is also an artist meaning he can Fart but without the F, so he can't really. He spends his days currently drawing dicks in his notebook and then drawing Hollow Knight characters making sure they are several pages away from his dick drawings. Hollow Knight shall never be pure.....until he accidentally drew Horny on the same page. Maybe this created the lust for her Morshu warned us about...

## Backstory

Ari? Yeah that's not his real name. His real name is Arihaan Gilab after Tim Newman decided to teleport him to India from Upside-Down Land when he was a baby. Because of that, he was unable to get a legal name until he got there. He was raised by two "Microsoft" tech support scammers and was given their company when he graduated high school. Ari was a shitty leader and made people work for 25 hour shifts just so he can get money for Drugs and other desires....all of course essential for his well being. Then Ari decided to leave his team with the million dollars he took and leave his workers jobless to search for his biological parents.

He found them in Australia, but they really hate tech support scammers so that didn't work out. Ari then got citizenship in Australia after 2 years of learning how to throw a boomerang right and learning how to say "fuck" in every sentence. Turns out that was all pointless and he got scammed by Morshu, but he liked Ari so he let him go with all his money. Ari then proceeded to waste his money on a new house, a sexy PC, and hours upon hours on more Drugs and even more sexual desire. After banging a specific hooker enough times and smoking 3 full joints of weed, Ari had this perfect idea of a game where you play as a hungry creature fighting off a bright pen looking imposter trying to mindfuck everyone and you have to collect 3 masks and drink the Fanta from your super emo and lifeless sibling. People thought he was crazy, but that was the weed talking honestly.

Ari put it on Kickstarter because he wasted all his money on hookers and meth. Not enough people donated, but they surely shat out new characters and shit. Because of this, Ari had to make drugs under a certain criminal alias in the Outback with some other weed lover. 2 years later, Ari faked his death and let his hair grow in, only to shave it back off again. He finally has enough money to make Hollow Knight! So he did.....but he needed the help of William Pellen and 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐. The two joined, but 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 decided to only make conspiracies on the game so he left right away. Years later, they finally finished! And the game sucked ass......and I didn't say stop sucking. Then they had to make a sequel......yeah that's not going well.

## Trivia

* Walter White and Ari are the same people, but are also different people.
* Ari's greatest creation were Emojis, which he tells no one about.
* Ari's dick size is bigger than 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐's.
* Ari drew porn for the game just to make it popular.
* Ari is now sentenced to death by both India and Australia for the bullet above, but he still is alive because the two can't decide who will kill him.
* Bootleg DVDs of Breaking Bad feature Ari instead of Walter.
* Breaking Bad really happened.
* The Cringe Lord is being held hostage by Ari as we speak.