We Bought a CLONE off the Dark Web!

Characters

* Parker
* Chester
* Clone / Parker Jr.

Summary: In this episode, Parker and Chester use a Dark Web Cloning site.

## Plot

Chester found a site on the Dark Web where you can buy a brother. Parker is suspicious because of their past experiences with buying family members online. Chester becomes excited about the opportunity to have an older brother. During their search, they see a Popup ad for Clones. The company can create a clone of you within a week using spit or skin and a 100% guarantee. Parker refuses but Chester goes behind Parker's back and buys a clone online because it's cheap.

While Parker is distracted by the dog and neighbors, Chester gathers some of Parker's DNA from a coffee lid. While delivering the DNA to the mailbox, Chester drops the lid, and Parker's dog licks it.

The Clone arrives in a cardboard box marked, Clone, and wrapped in chains. Parker quickly unwraps the box worried that his Clone won't be able to breathe. The clone has eyes and mouth and is a small hairy creature covered in plastic. Parker concludes that the clone is a mutation from his and the dog's DNA. Parker decides to take care of the Clone and names him Parker Jr, saying he can live in his room. While Parker and Chester argue about the clone, Parker Jr. runs and hides in the house. Parker gets water, and Chester discovers that Parker Jr., can communicate and understand him. While in the cage, Parker Jr. freaks out, scaring Chester. Chester decides to leave cameras on Parker Jr. during the night.

During the night, Parker Jr. howls and shakes the cage until he escapes. Parker Jr. explores the house and wakes Chester by scratching on his door. Parker Jr. says, "Tonight is the night."

Parker wakes up and is upset that he has to put Parker Jr. back in bed. He locks and chains the cage before going to sleep again. Parker Jr. howls again, becoming more agitated. He knocks down the cage door, escaping, and goes to Chester's room. Unhappy he slams against Chester's door until he barges through. Parker wakes after hea Chester's screams. Parker follows Parker Jr. through the house. Parker is upset because he feels like he lost his family.

In the after credits, they say they reached out to the Dark Web and told them to get rid of any remaining DNA. The Dark Web said they had plenty of DNA left for a new Clone and were available for order at any time.

## Brother for Hire

*"Your brother will bond with your, protect you, and nuzzle you tightly in the warmth of his armpit. He will never let anyone get near you again."*

**Brother for Hire**

* Herbert
* Mr. Smith
* **Melvin:** Melvin will nestle deep in your attic, he was in an accident when he was young, so this is this the only place he can feel safe. Do not turn on the lights or turns your back towards him. Lock his bedroom door and your bedroom door while you sleep. We are not responsible for any accidents that may happen to you or your family. He likes to cut off your hair and ingest it while you sleep. He also likes music and screaming.
* Doodles
* Mole
* Randy
* Diapers

## Making a Clone

1. Take DNA from Subject (saliva, hair with Root, and other fluids)
2. Place inside your mailbox.
3. Wait 3-10 days for the clone to grow and be delivered.
4. Do not let the clone out of the cage.
5. Do not let it see you sleep. Clone does not sleep.

## Trivia

* At the end of the video, Chester names their basement the Spiders Nest.
* In the after credits there's a clip from their new Reaction channel. (previously known as the Luxury Light channel)