Kensington & Chelsea Branch

Kensington and Chelsea is a branch of Thornton Stationery Company based in the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea. The Kensington Branch is the most successful branch in London of Thornton Stationery. The Branch opened in April 1995, after the former Notting Hill and Chelsea Branches were merged to create Kensington and Chelsea.

## Thornton Stationery Kensington and Chelsea Branch

### Inhabitants

Employees of the Kensington and Chelsea Branch

When the branch was founded, it was given extra funding from Jebidiah Thornton, due to his involvement with the Notting Hill Branch. The branch was given a new building with a showroom. It was opened on the 7th of April 1995, with around 80 people attending the opening.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Cecil Longstaff - Regional Branch Manager
* Bernard Smith - Assistant Regional Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Julia Crosston - Regional Sales Director
* Darius Wiggleton - Sales Team Leader
* Jarome Mounfield - Sales Representative
* Jacob Steves - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Randall Truffleton - Chief Accountant
* Osmund Parris - Accountant
* Lindsay Saffron - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Joseph Rodney - Director of Quality Assurance
* Garett Stevenson - Director of Produce Oversight
* Demetrius Maxwell - Customer Service Representative
* Alfred Lennie - Customer Service Representative

**Office Secretaries:**

* Emile Jovan - Reception
* Asznee Smiley - Office Administrator

**Human Resources Team:**

* Chris Butter - H.R. Team Leader
* Vlad Petrov - H.R. Representative
* Derek Hobbs - H.R. Reprepresentative

## Former Employees

**Quit:**

* Jebidiah Thornton - Accountant - 1985 to April 1995 - Quit to become CEO of Cragglethorne
* Steven Neale - Salesman - September 1985 to October 1994
* Harold Fillmore - Accountant - January 1989 to September 1998 - Quit after being punched by Dante
* Tim Crescent - Salesman - October 1989 to May 2003 - Quit in to focus on his ghost-hunting business
* The Cashmere King - H.R. Rep - May 1991 to the 14th of December 1997
* Quentin Washington - Customer Service Rep - February 1994 - June 1999
* Johnny Longwood - Produce Oversight Rep - September 1992 to October 1994
* Jerry Stamford - Director of Produce Oversight - April 1995 to February 1998
* Jock Henley - H.R. Rep - January 1998 to May 2005
* Frank Forlough - Office Administrator - April 2014 - October 2019
* Barry Thompson
* Wilberforce Andrews
* Jasper Scunthorpe - Chief Accountant 23rd March 1996 - February 2022
* Ronaldo Larson

**Relocated:**

* Denzel Pepper - Office Manager - June 1992 - February 1993 - Sales Representative - February 1993 - July 2001 - Regional Manager - July 2001 - June 2022
* Trevor Stansfield - Office Secretary - July 1995 to February 1997 - Salesman - February 1997 to March 2014
* Royston Farwell - Director of Produce Oversight - May 2021 - December 2021

**Retired:**

* Fred Wentsworth - Salesperson - January 1990 - March 2022
* Guatamara Flintstone - H.R. Rep - October 1986 to the 4th of February 1997
* Mairead Walsh - Receptionist - April 1992 to August 2001

**Died:**

* Dante Scrabblepop - Accountant - May 1986 to September 2021
* Tim Crescent - Sales Representative - June 1992 to

**Fired:**

* Antoinette Ashdown - Marketing Consultant September 2007 - December 2010
* David Richardson - Marketing Consultant - October 2008 - December 2010
* Susan Colleran - Customer Service Rep - January 2009 - December 2010
* Vlad's Mother - Customer Service Rep - July 2006 to September 2006 - Fired due to inability to speak English

## Gallery

K&C Sales Team in Zimbabwe in 1995K&C Sales Team in Australia in 1998Julia, Fred and Denzel hiding in a warehouse in BerlinDemetrius and Darius in the warehouseJock Henley and Vlad PetrovJasper and Alfred explaining life at K&C BranchJoseph Rodney and Jacob Steves outside K&CJoseph Rodney with IT Technician SimonJacob Steves and Joseph Rodney fighting

## Timeline

*Events prior to 1974 are undocumented*

* 1974
	+ Dr. David Wilson becomes Regional Manager
* 1985
	+ Jebidiah Thornton begins work at Notting Hill Branch as an Accountant.
	+ Steven Neale begins work at Notting Hill Branch as a Salesman in September 1985.
* 1986
	+ Dante Scrabblepop begins work at Notting Hill Branch in May 1986 as an Accountant.
	+ Guatamara Flintstone begins work at Notting Hill Branch in October 1986 as a H.R. Rep
* 1988
	+ Jebidiah Thornton is promoted to Chief Accountant in March 1988
* 1989
	+ January: Harold Fillmore begins work at Notting Hill Branch as an Accountant.
	+ October: Sally ''Six Eyes'' Weller begins work at Notting Hill Branch.
* 1990
* 1991
	+ February: The Cashmere King begins work at the branch
	+ 21st of February: Sally ''Six Eyes'' Weller quits, after declaring that ''Acid is the only reality'' and joining a Christian Cult
	+ April: Bernard Smith is relocated to the Sales Team
* 1992
	+ April: Mairead Walsh begins work at the branch as the Receptionist
	+ June: Denzel Pepper begins work at Notting Hill Branch, as the office manager.
	+ June: Tim Crescent begins work at Notting Hill Branch, after being hired by Denzel as a salesman.
	+ September: Johnny Longwood begins work at the branch as a Marketing Consultant

* 1993
	+ January: Bernard Smith begins work at Notting Hill Branch, after being hired by Denzel as an intern.
	+ January: Fred Wentsworth begins work at Notting Hill Branch, after being hired by Denzel as a salesman.
	+ February: Julia Crosston begins work at Notting Hill Branch, after being hired by Denzel as a salesman.
	+ February: Denzel Pepper is relocated to the sales team.
	+ March: Randall Truffleton begins work as an Accountant
	+ November: The Notting Hill Sales Team win award for Best Sales Team in Cragglethorne Stationery
* 1994
	+ February: Quentin Washington begins work at the Branch as a Produce Oversight Rep
	+ Johnny Longwood quits
	+ 14th of October: Denzel Pepper is promoted to Leader of the Sales Team.
* 1995
	+ 15th of January: Jebidiah ousts Dr. David Randy as Branch Manager, and puts himself in charge of the Branch.
	+ 21st of February: Denzel wins his first salesman of the year award
	+ 23rd of March: Jebidiah crowns himself as CEO as Cragglethorne Stationery, and quits the Notting Hill Branch.
	+ 7th of April: The Branch is merged with the Chelsea Branch to form the Kensington & Chelsea Branch.
	+ 10th of April: Samuel Clint becomes Regional Manager of the K&C Branch.
	+ 10th of April: Jerry Stamford begins work at the K&C Branch as a Produce Oversight Rep.
	+ 3rd of June: Ferdinand L. Reginald (the then CEO of Reginald Stationery Inc.) is assassinated and Robin Reginald takes over the company.
	+ 23rd of June: Denzel gives a speech to the annual company conference, which earns the K&C Branch extra funding.
	+ 15th of July: Trevor Stansfield begins work at the K&C Branch as the Office Secretary.
	+ 21st of July: The K&C Sales Team embark on a promotional trip to Zimbabwe.
	+ 21st of December: Fred Wentsworth organizes a three hour long play at the Company Christmas party, featuring all employees in the K&C Branch.
* 1996
	+ 23rd of January: Denzel, Tim and Cecil solve the Thornton Plaza Murders
	+ 4th of February: Guatamara Flintstone announces his resignation at the annual company meeting
	+ 23rd of March: Jasper Scunthorpe is hired as an accountant
	+ July: Derek Hobbs begins work at the K&C Branch as a H.R. Rep
	+ July: Quentin Washington quits
	+ August: Sally ''Six Eyes'' Weller returns and begins working as a Customer Service Rep
	+ October: Steven Neale quits
	+ December: Denzel embarks on a trip to New York City with Bernard
	+ 20th of December: Denzel and Bernard return to the UK
* 1997
	+ 15th of January: Fred Wentsworth quits to focus on his antique pottery dealership
	+ 20th of February: Trevor Stansfield replaces Fred Wentsworth as a salesman
	+ March: Hugo Higgins transfers himself to the Kensington and Chelsea Branch as Office Administrator after falling out with his brother, Jacquees
	+ Late May: Vlad Petrov is hired as a H.R. Rep
	+ November: Sally ''Six Eyes'' Weller quits to start a family in Birmingham
	+ 19th of December: The Cashmere King quits

* 1998
	+ 13th of January: Jock Henley is hired as a H.R. Rep, as a replacement for the Cashmere King
	+ February: Jerry Stamford quits
	+ Late April: Jasper almost quits until he realises Vlad has spiked his drink
	+ September: Harold Fillmore quits after being punched in the face by Dante Scrabblepop
	+ September: The K&C Sales Team embark on a promotional trip to Australia, where they fought against local farmers.
	+ 3rd of October: Bernard and Denzel appear on an Australian television show
	+ 5th of October: Bernard punts a child in the face during his and Denzel's flight back to London. The plane stops in Indonesia, and Bernard and Denzel are sent to the Indonesian Police. Bernard and Denzel live in the Indonesian wilderness for a few days.
	+ 13th of October: Bernard and Denzel fly to Argentina, where they are taken care of by an old man.
	+ 20th of October: Bernard and Denzel return to London
* 1999
	+ March: Vlad brings his brother, Rafael in to work. Rafael burns down two desks.
	+ 27th of May: Denzel wins a Salesman of the Year Award
	+ 24th June: Alfred Lennie is suggested (by Jasper Scunthorpe) and is then hired for Customer Service
	+ 31st of December: Denzel and Randall throw out all computers and electronics in the office, due to their fear of Y2K happening.
* 2000
	+ 1st of January: Randall, Denzel and many of the employees barricade the doors in fear of Y2K, Jasper, Samuel and Bernard comfort them and bring them home.
	+ February: Cecil Longstaff begins working at the K&C Branch as a salesman.
	+ March: Cecil Longstaff introduces Disko Tuesdays - where every Tuesday, all workers attend a different Disko.
* 2001
	+ February: Nicholas Von Igoreviche convinces Denzel, Cecil, Bernard and Jasper to take on Jebidiah and to prove capitalism wrong. He then has his legendary fight between himself and Jebidiah before being saved by Jasper and taken to France.
	+ June: Samuel Clint quits.
	+ July: Denzel Pepper is promoted to Regional Manager of the K&C Branch.
	+ August: Cecil Longstaff is promoted to Co-Regional Manager of the K&C Branch, upon Denzel's request.
* 2002
	+ 13th of February: Denzel, Tim, Bernard, Trevor and Cecil fly out to Iceland for a promotional trip. They got lost in an empty patch of rocky land.
	+ 16th of February: Denzel volunteered himself to serve as food for the others.
	+ 19th of February: Denzel and Tim attempt to swim to the Shetland islands, however they do not succeed.
	+ 23rd of February: A Thornton Rescue Helicopter is sent to rescue the five.
	+ 19th November: Jasper Scunthorpe is kidnapped and placed in Innarsuit, Greenland due to helping Nicholas Von Igoreviche escape from the UK, he is rescued by BATTY.
* 2003
	+ May: Tim Crescent quits to focus on his ghost-hunting business
	+ June: The Man in Maroon attacks multiple K&C employees in an attempt to get to Vlad, he escapes after Bernard chases him.
	+ June: Cecil Longstaff captures The Man in Maroon and has him punished in the offices.
	+ July: Denzel Pepper is relocated to the Paris Branch of Thornton Stationery for a planned two years
	+ July: Cecil Longstaff becomes temporary Regional Manager of the K&C Branch
	+ August: Cecil dramatically re-decorates the office. The water dispenser became a rum dispenser, the kitchen became a Disko Dance floor, he replaced the bright lights with vintage 70s Disko lights, and all chairs were replaced with settees.
	+ September: Cecil asks Corporate Branch to officially boycott the local ASDA for denying Cecil entry to the shop.
	+ November: Cecil openly states that he is an advocate of legalising MDMA usage in the UN.
	+ November: Cecil organises the K&C branch, Mark Wilkes and the West Grimsby Massive to start a protest in London. Jasper meets Ingrid Müller and Mark manages to get them out of being arrested.
* 2004
	+ January: Bernard Smith begins a career as a semi-professional boxer
	+ 6th of March: Louise quits after her dog was kidnapped by Vlad
	+ 8th of May: Jasper and Alfred are interviewed about life in K&C Branch
	+ 9th October: Vlad accidentally knocks out Alfred, sending him into a coma for 2 months
	+ 31st October: The Man in Maroon attacks Vlad Petrov, pretending to be a vampire, Tim sprays him with holy water and Bernard clobbers his spine. He is sent to prison.
	+ December: Alfred wakes up and fights Vlad on company property. Jasper & Cecil protect both of them from any charges.

* 2005
	+ May: Jock Henley quits
	+ May: Chris Butter is hired as Henley's replacement
	+ July: Jasper proposes to Ingrid Müller after two years and she says yes. The entire branch throws a party in celebration.
	+ August: Denzel's stay in Paris is extended to another year
	+ August: Cecil attempts to ask Tony Blair to legalise MDMA, but Tony Blair refuses to do so.
	+ August: Cecil is infuriated, so he makes several speeches denouncing Tony Blair.
* 2006
	+ January: Jasper has his wedding in a church in Scunthorpe. The entire branch is invited along with many other people. Denzel Pepper manages to make it via Skype call.
	+ July: Denzel returns to Kensington and Chelsea, and resumes his post as Regional Manager, whilst Cecil goes back to Co-Regional Manager.
	+ July: Vlad Petrov hires his mother, Sylvia to work as a customer service rep.
	+ July: The desks in the Kensington Branch are destroyed by The Man in Maroon.
	+ September: New desks are bought for the office.
	+ October: The entire branch visit Jebidiah about Vlad's Mother, one of Jebidiah's Nile Crocodiles bit Randall Truffleton's bum during the visit.
	+ October: Sylvia is fired due to her inability to speak English.
* 2007
	+ June: Cecil, Denzel and Bernard attempt to steal the Eiffel Tower.
	+ July: New computers are bought for the entire office.
	+ September: Antoinette Ashdown is hired as a marketing consultant
	+ December: A man is found dead outside the Kensington offices but it is revealed that it is just a hoax created by Marshall Stationery.
* 2008
	+ July: Gus Garcia returns to have a gun fight with Jasper but is told by a tired Denzel that guns aren't allowed in the UK. Jasper promises to fight him later.
	+ August: Jasper duels Gus and wins again. Gus is unsure what to do with his life.
	+ October: David Richardson is hired as a marketing consultant
* 2009
	+ January: Susan Colleran is hired as a Customer Service Rep
	+ March: Joseph Rodney is hired as a Director of Quality Assurance
	+ April: The Man in Maroon breaks out of prison and nearly kills Alfred when he defends Vlad.
	+ October: Mairead Walsh retires as receptionist
	+ October: Ronaldo Larson is hired to replace Mairead
* 2010
	+ January: Vlad kidnaps a bus driver to take him to West Staines
	+ July: Riccardo Rodriguez (Bernard Smith's first sensei) visited Bernard with his youngest son, Sergio. However, The Man in Maroon secretly stole away Sergio in the dead of night for unknown reasons. This enraged the duo who followed The Man in Maroon to his hideout where they brutally beat to a pulp.
	+ November: Jasper, Cecil and Alfred bring Brody Windsor to have a look at what work is like at their branch.
	+ November: Vlad is placed in a cage after challenging a gorilla to a royale rumble
	+ December: Susan Colleran, David Richardson and Antoinette Ashdown are fired by Vlad due to a lack of money in the branch.
* 2011
	+ April: Jasper leaves for a month to fight a turf war in Corsica with Raphaël Dupont and the Black and Pink Legs Mafia.
	+ May: Jasper returns.
	+ July: Fred Wentsworth returns to the branch and takes up his old job as Salesman.
	+ July: Bernard Smith is promoted to Sales Team Leader
	+ November: Jasper Scunthorpe is promoted to Chief Accountant
* 2012
	+ June: Derek Hobbs quits.
	+ September: Jasper duels The Man in Maroon in single combat. Jasper wins and The Man in Maroon is thrown in prison.
	+ December: Jasper gives a threatening message to TACA after they attack Letak Lemons buildings.
* 2013
	+ January: Jasper attempts to hunt down members of TACA but is unsuccessful.
	+ March: Alfred is brought in on a litter with a sultan hat into work. He works the rest of the day like that.
	+ July: A man known as Thugmaster leads a team of thugs to kill Bernard. Bernard successfully outsmarts them all and nearly sends Thugmaster to prison.
	+ October: Joseph asks Denzel if his friend Jacob Steves can work at the branch, Denzel complies and Jacob becomes an intern
* 2014
	+ March: Trevor Stansfield quits to become President of Greater London Sales.
	+ April: Frank Forlough is hired as Office Manager.
	+ April: After a mad night out, Alfred and Jasper are thrown out of their apartment and have to live in the branch for a few months
	+ May: Vlad is caught having sex on company property. He gets away with just a warning from Jebidiah.
	+ July: Jacob becomes a Salesperson
* 2015
	+ February: Gunshots are heard outside Kensington offices and The Man in Maroon is spotted with a musket.
	+ March: The Man in Maroon is caught trying to poison the rum dispenser.
* 2016
	+ April: Jasper was drugged by Domino Mercutio with a love potion in hopes that Jasper would of be distracted when he became the CEO of Letak Lemons. The plan failed after Vlad administered Trenlain into Jasper's system which cured him at the cost of giving him a weird kink.
* 2017
	+ March 19th 2:13PM: Angel Gabrielin Robinsonanity (Leader of the religion: Robinsonanity) tries to convert the branch to Robinsonanity. He fails and is kicked instantaneously, by Demetrius Maxwell who mistakes Gabrielin as a Jehovah's Witness.
* 2018
	+ April: DeSaad Pepper fakes being Jasper so Jasper can attend his cousin's yacht race in Milan. The plan is foiled after Denzel recognises his cousin.
	+ June: Cecil Longstaff and Denzel Pepper lead a joint mission with the sales and accounting team to a new rival companies cardboard manufacturing warehouse who were planning to sell cardboard to another company which K&C wanted to sell too. The mission is successful when Joseph Rodney falls in love with a worker there called Lindsay Saffron and the sales and accounting teams poo on all the cardboard, making it unable to be sold.

* 2019
	+ October: Frank Forlough quits to take up a position as Branch Manager at the Swindon Branch.
	+ December: Barry Thompson & Wilberforce Andrews are transferred from the Croydon Branch to K&C.
* 2020
	+ February: K&C Branch sales are at an all time low.
	+ March: All employees were sent to work from home due to the Covid-19 outbreak
	+ April: Denzel and Cecil move to L.A. to avoid Covid. They move in with the Kois.
	+ May: After Vlad crashes a zoom work meeting, Jebidiah Thornton makes the decision to start using the social media platform Discord to conduct business.
	+ September: Everyone returns to the office, having to wear masks to protect from Covid.
	+ December: Randall is stricken ill with Covid, and people within 6 feet from him are sent to work from home.
* 2021
	+ January: All workers are once again sent to work from home.
	+ April: Workers return to the office.
	+ April: Vlad leaves to become a security worker at the Letak Museum
	+ May: Darius Wiggleton is transferred from the Tower Hamlets Branch & Royston Farwell is transferred from the Islington Branch
	+ 21 May: The K&C Branch is threatened with closure. Denzel, Bernard, Julia, Fred and Cecil have a sales competition. In the space of 2 hours, 264 clients are gained, and 842 sales of units are made.
	+ 2nd of June: Jebidiah Thornton is overthrown and replaced with his son, Montgomery.
	+ 27th of June: Bernard Smith is promoted to Regional Sales Director
	+ July: The K&C Sales Team begin going out on pitch meetings again.
	+ July: Jasper and Vlad pull of a mad heist but are thrown in Scunthorpe prison. They are rescued by Bernard, Denzel and Mark Wilkes. Vlad returns to the branch.
	+ September: The Branch hits it's most successful peak since 1998.
	+ September: Dante Scrabblepop is killed by an arrow.
	+ September: Barry Thompson and Wilberforce Andrews return to the Croydon Branch.
	+ October: Osmund Parris is hired as Dante's replacement.
	+ 19th October: Darius and Jasper fight some of Jebidiah's Assassins on the Birmingham Express
	+ October: Demetrius Maxwell is hired as a Customer Service Representative
	+ November: Tim Crescent and Derek Hobbs take up their old jobs.
	+ December: Royston Farwell returns to the Islington Branch.
	+ December: Ronaldo Larson quits and Emile Jovan is hired as his replacement.
* 2022
	+ February: The K&C Branch wins the best branch award. Denzel earns the best regional manager award, tying with Jacquees Higgins. Jacquees and Denzel have a mad drug night.
	+ February: Denzel teaches Jasper about how you can be a good regional manager, Jasper quits realising his final lesson and becomes the CEO of Letak Lemons. He becomes a chief shareholder at Thornton.
	+ 12th March: Fred Wentsworth retires.
	+ 24th April: Cecil hires Jarome Mounfield and Lindsay Saffron as replacements for Fred Wentsworth and Jasper Scunthorpe respectively.
	+ 10th June: Asznee Smiley is hired as Office Administrator
	+ 13th June: Asznee Smiley terrifies The Man in Maroon when he tries to attack Vlad Petrov.
	+ 16th June: Denzel Pepper leaves the branch to take up a job as President of Greater London Sales
	+ 18th June: Cecil Longstaff is promoted to Regional Manager of the K&C Branch. Bernard Smith is promoted to Assistant Regional Manager and Julia Crosston takes Bernard's job of Regional Sales Director.
	+ 19th June: The Kensington and Chelsea Office is infected with snakes
	+ 20th June: Asznee Smiley wipes out the snakes.
	+ 8th August: The events of Jebidiah Thornton's Revenge begin to unfold.