Let's Play DIAMANT

**Let's Play DIAMANT** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

" *I'm a big fan of pushing my luck, but there comes a time where everyone has to go home... and that's the point where they are in a confined space with Laurie Blake.* "
― Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "It belongs in a museum".
* Who will be *raiding the lost ark* and who will *find themself on their last crusade*?
* Adam Blampied hair watch: blond at all times. Puts our recording at the latest December 2022, if you're playing along at home.
* The Lord of the Board is given an extraordinarily muted welcome.
* It's filth. Filth I tell you. Who would have thought, with Rosie and Dom at the table? (See also: *Let's Play HOLLYWOOD 1947*)
* Introducing Clementine Orange of the Satsuma Tangerines, from Seville.
* This is a push-your-luck game. So it's meta-a-go-go. Will Adam and Laurie take the extra risk just to spite each other? Will there be backstabbing and betrayal all round? Will there be a Brooke/ Sullivan/ Adam standoff? Yes. Of course. Is this your first Board Game Club?
* There's very little to do when you're back at the camp on a cave exploration expedition, so it's natural to explore your own desires and interests. There's a lot of wanking, is what we're saying.
* Who knows what causes a cave-in? Laurie knows.
* Is a marriage proposal enough to tempt Sullivan deeper into a cave system?
* Adam: "he's my boo, he's my babes, he's my bae. He'll never betray me".
* Sullivan: "I didn't do this, I didn't do this... I'm sorry, my love".
* Adam can't actually commune with the heart of the cards.
* Is the camp sex-positive? No, it's sex-insistent.
* Spiders, spiders, spiders, spiders. Aaaaaaaaargh, spiders!
* Brave Boys Club? Stupid Boys Club?
* That's absolutely not how the Jungle Book goes.
* This is the tomb of annihilation - it's possibly a metaphor for masturbation.

## Scores

* Game 1
	+ Adam - 4
	+ Rosie - 14
	+ Sullivan - 20
	+ Brooke - 22
	+ Laurie - 22
	+ Dom - 25

* Game 2
	+ Brooke - 14
	+ Dom - 17
	+ Adam - 18
	+ Laurie - 20
	+ Sullivan - 20
	+ Rosie - 21

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available in this episode. Timestamps were put together by Peter on the Patreon Discord.

* 0:10:53 - Sullivan is the bravest boy
* 0:13:42 - Dom is the best explorer
* 0:17:35 - Brooke is a coward - and Adam agrees
* 0:20:02 - Laurie doesn't think it's all about sex, at all
* 0:21:22 - Everyone is sad that Rosie is dead
* 0:22:17 - Brooke welcomes the masturbation discussion
* 0:24:11 - Sullivan breaks
* 0:25:35 - Adam and Sullivan are for life
* 0:27:59 - Sullivan can see the future
* 0:30:31 - Adam worries about the spiders
* 0:31:52 - Rosie is brave and mercenary
* 0:34:24 - Adam is staying away from the wankers
* 0:36:34 - Dom has a list of fears
* 0:37:57 - Laurie is the leader
* 0:39:33 - The game hates Adam and it gives Laurie life
* 0:40:30 - Dom's a smug winner
* 0:44:00 - Rosie has a strategy
* 0:45:39 - Adam slightly loses the plot
* 0:51:16 - When should Adam go back to camp?
* 0:53:03 - Brooke has learned a lesson
* 0:58:12 - Dom is a prophet of doom

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.