EVO

## Bio

EVO0809, more commonly known as EVO, was an Cuban and American politician, American Secretary of Defence and General of the Army in the United States of America. He is an outspoken Anti-Fascist and a part of the Democrat Party. EVO was a former Soviet General and a former NKVD (Народный комиссариат внутренних дел) and KGB (Комитет государственной безопасности) Agent. He was also a Central Intelligence Agency member (CIA). As of now (1951) he has 1 Life left.

## EVO0809

### Occupation

General of the Army (United States, Former)Politician

## Appearances

### History with the Soviet Union, the USA, Cuba, and Nicauragua

EVO was friends with Skimpie during the Molotov-Ribbentrop War, in which Germany lost the war. After the war, EVO 'Denazified' Germany by taking down structures of Swastikas, the Reichstag, and the Graf Zeppelin Aircraft Carrier. EVO also tried to put a Berlin Wall. ReeKid himself saw this as a threat to his colleagues, as well as his second rise to power, and immediately Remilitarizing Germany, and invading former Nazi occupied countries. ReeKid then threatened Skimpie with a false claim of invading the Soviet Union again and killing him there, which Skimpie saw as a threat. Skimpie then quarreled with EVO about giving in or killing ReeKid, the man who gave him his position in the SS and his life of luxury. Skimpie then ultimately fired EVO, by demoting him and placing him in the NKVD/KGB. EVO then sought help from a nation equally as powerful, which was The United States. EVO then went two weeks with a hiatus when he first joined the CIA and the US Army. He than served the President of the United States, ResenD658. EVO saw ReeKid as a threat and decided to attack Berlin. EVO got soldiers, such as BigBoi96, JustX, Poverty (who was Jewish), and American d0t on his side. American d0t never participated in the Commando Raid. All of EVO's soldiers listed defected to ReeKid after they saw conditions were much better in Germany. They all decided to join the SS and create the Counter-Strike Global Offensive Team (CSGOT). EVO then tried to turn to Canada, which was then taken by XxGunnXxClann, after deliberations over taking Israel and other US States after Resen quit and handed the US over to EVO. Alastor, who was a General at the time saw ReeKid as a sovereign country, after EVO harrassed ReeKid on his Racial policies and after American d0t joined, stopped EVO from harrassing ReeKid. EVO, however did not stop, which forced American d0t to take America by force. EVO then went to Cuba and started his operations there. EVO was forced to sign a treaty which stated that he may not have Nuclear Missiles or submarines. ReeKid then took certain Cuban bankers, drug lords, and Dominican citizens as hostages, and recorded a ISIS style video where he burned the Dominican and Cuban flag, which hid a Nazi Flag behind it, and killling those hostages. EVO then gave up Cuba and the Dominican Republic, and is now considered the 'Saddam Hussein' of WW2 SMP servers. On September 11, 2022, EVO tried to assassinate GUNNXCLAN, Prime minister of Canada, and American d0t, President of the United States.

### Quotes

* *"I like that" -EVO, after ReeKid said he almost '9/11d himself into a bridge.*
* *"You like 9/11, EVO what the fuck is wrong with you" "NO!!! I DIDN'T SAY 9/11 I MEANT I LIKE THAT YOU ALMOST DIED"- EVO responding to ReeKid's joke about 9/11*
* *ReeKid may be a No-No German but he's a good guy"- EVO, actually complimenting ReeKid*
* *"Hey ReeKid, you know what I'm playing?" "No EVO, what are you playing?" "I'm playing Wolfenstein: The New Colossus killing No-no Germans" "Okay, bud."- Reekid to Evo*