Harky and the Beanstalk

**Harky and the Beanstalk** is a

## Plot

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**Zelda:** My, what a happy day. What a sunny sky kind of makes you sigh in a happy way. What a very merry day, all the world is gay. When your cares are light and your heart takes flight and you're swept away
**King Harkinian:** [*drinking*] Mmm? Zelda! Enough!
**Zelda:** Just to show their silver lining. [*A cereal box knocks on her.*]
**King Harkinian:** Mah boi, I want dinner!
**Link:** Oh boy! I'm a boy!
**King Harkinian:** Hmm... I wonder what's for... Oh no! Link!
**Link:** What happened? Oh!
**King Harkinian:** Buy me some dinner!
[Trumpet music plays]

**Link:** I guess I'd better get going!
[Money Money music plays in Morshu's shop.]

**Link:** Golly!
**Morshu:** Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it?
**Link:** No! I want a can for the King!
**Morshu:** Mmmm. Sure!
**Link:** I guess that's worth it. Sure!
**Morshu:** It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.
**Link:** Great! [*Zelda get Idem sound plays*]
[Trumpet music plays]

**Link:** Huh?
**King Harkinian:** You've saved me!
**Link:** Yeah!
**King Harkinian:** What's for dinner?
[*Zelda get Idem sound plays*]

**King Harkinian:** OAAAAHHHHH!!!
### Part 2

[Jazz music plays]

**King Harkinian:** Link, You dumb piece of shit, you use all my money!
**Link:** What?
**King Harkinian:** Take him away!
**Lord Kiro:** Yes, my liege!
**Zelda:** I wonder what happened to Link?
**King Harkinian:** Evil! Hmm?
**Mayor Cravendish:** Your highness, would you kindly...
**King Harkinian:** I'd hate you!
**Mayor Cravendish:** Ouch!
**King Harkinian:** Hmm.
**Mario:** Amount due: One thousand two hundred and ninety five dollars and thirty one cents.
**King Harkinian:** Nooo!
[War music plays]

**King Harkinian:** Bart's...
[*Gwonam enters on his magic carpet.*]

**Gwonam:** Your Ma...
**ED-209:** Freeze! You were trespassing the property. Please surrender the weapons!
**Gwonam:** Aye!
**ED-209:** You are one second to the war!
**Gwonam:** Ah! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
**King Harkinian:** [*laughing*]
**Mayor Cravendish:** You know, you owe me!
[*glass breaking*]

**Mayor Cravendish:** Aaaaaaahhhh!
[Tower music plays]

**Morshu:** You have it?
**Mayor Cravendish:** No?
**Morshu:** Mmmm. You're a little crap, my friend. As long as you can liver this to Link. You're in the richest. Yep?
**Mario:** Nice of the enclosed instruction book to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi, look!
[*Plants are outside the sewage station and a leprechaun dances.*]

**Luigi:** Whoa!
**Mario:** It's been one of those days! Come on, Luigi! I hope we can get rid of 'em!
[*Hyrule Prison.*]

**Link:** It sure is boring around here. Jesus!
**Mayor Cravendish:** Oh, the indignity!
**Link:** Huh?
**Mayor Cravendish:** This is illegal, you know.
**Link:** Golly!
**Mayor Cravendish:** I managed to conceal this magic bean. I hope it can be of use.
**Link:** Wow, thanks! [*eats a magic bean*]
**Mayor Cravendish:** [*laughing*]
[*Time card "One Month Later" is shown. Mario and Luigi kill the gnomes.*]

**Mario:** That oughta do it! Uh-oh!
**Luigi:** You bring a light?
**Mario:** No?
**Luigi:** How are we gonna find them with the power going out?
**Mario:** Look!
**Luigi:** Over there!
**Mario:** This is it, Luigi!
[Title says "Harky"]

**Dr. Robotnik:** You'll interfere with my plans for the last time.