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Episode 3: RiME, Endless Space 2 and OrbLands

"I need an answer on a scale of one to trash fire." ―Brendan Caldwell

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## Description

This is the third episode of the The Pip Era. It is also the second episode with a Special Guest (Scott Benson of Night in the Woods).

## Synopsis

Pip, Adam and Brendan talk about sun-drenched platformer RiME, imperial strategy Endless Space 2 and some of the best board games from the UK Games Expo.

Also featuring: Quickfire Questions with Scott Benson of Night in the Woods, walking sim meets rudimentary shooter, OrbLands, and some of the best games of the year so far, as suggested by readers.

Links:

The top bestest best games of 2017 so far: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/best-pc-games-2017

Endless Space 2 review: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/endless-space-2-review

Rime review: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2017/06/01/rime-review/

UK Games Expo: https://www.ukgamesexpo.co.uk/

OrbLands video: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2017/04/20/orblands/

Night in the Woods review: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/night-in-the-woods-review

## Sections

* Readers' best games of the year so far
* Quickfire Questions with Night in the Woods' Scott Benson
* RiME
* Endless Space 2
* UK board games expo
* OrbLands

## Notable Quotes

* "*it's kind of like opening a whole other can of earwigs... is that a saying?*" - Brendan
* "*So there's a game shop on east Finchley and it didn't accept my drag in Asian Inquisit, uh, back. And I was very angry and I told them as much and I told you're not getting me as a customer again, cause you used to come and go in there quite a lot. Uh, and I never went in again*" - Brendan, on why he moved to Costa Rica
* "*Point and click shouldn't be anywhere on the list because they are from another decade. So get out!*" -Brendan,
* "*I need an answer on a scale of one to trash fire.*" - Brendan
* "*can crocodiles climb stairs?*" - Scott Benson
* "*you go up to vases and you go, Hey! and it literally crumbles before your eyes. Like it's afraid of the sight*" - Brendan, recommending RIME
* "*We should have, they should have like a procrastination penalty or something.*" -Brendan.
* "*I cannot think of a thing that has* more ghosts *in it.*" Brendan, regarding Pip's visit to the Doll house convention which was happening down the hall.

## Next week, on the EWS!

> "*...next week Adam is actually away at E3 doing all kinds of E3 business. Um, so if you fancy submitting questions specifically about what's going on out in LA, please do so.*"
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The Cavern of Lies

A cavern in which Alice, Nate, Matthew and friend of the show Sir Anthony Hopkins often find themselves. A liminal space devoid of the concepts of time, logic and relevance. Contains lies but also truths. Sometimes a cavern; sometimes not. The intro sting to the cavern has a creaking door, indicating that the cavern might have some sort of `physical gateway` leading to it.

Legend also speaks of a secret Under Cavern, although the ultimate veracity of this claim (like so much in the Cavern of Lies) is uncertain. This is `incorrect`. There is `nothing` under the Cavern`.`
Episode 1: Far Cry 5, Prey & Old Man's Journey

"But there is also a Wolf at thet who's disciple number seven" ―Brendan Caldwell

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> *"R P S podcast. That is not how you spell podcast. Okay. Right. Yes. Good. Do we have a song is a song happening?"*
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## Description

This is the first episode of the The Pip Era. It has a pre recorded segment which i had no idea they had ever done on the EWS. It also introduces by  Pip's command to make the other two host play a game to discuss together - in this case: Old Man's journey.

## Synopsis

The Electronic Wireless Show makes a triumphant return!

Pip, Adam and Brendan talk about Far Cry 5's "Last Supper" image, the layoffs at Hitman developer IO Interactive, and the peaceful jaunt of Old Man's Journey.

Also featuring Quickfire Questions with one of the developers of survival platformer Rain World.

Click "show more" for links and info!

Far Cry 5's "Last Supper" art: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/far-cry-5-set-in-montana

Far Cry 5 trailers and info: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/far-cry-5-trailer-details

Layoffs at Hitman devs IO as Square Enix ditch studio: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/hitman-developer-layoffs

Rain World review: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/rain-world-review

Prey review: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/prey-review

Old Man's journey review: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/old-mans-journey-review

## Sections

* Far Cry 5
* Hitman studio's troubles
* Paradox Con
* Quickfire Questions with Rain World
* Old Man's Journey
* Reader's questions

## Notable Quotes

* "*Well, I'm assuming the dog is the protagonist*" ― Adam Smith, on FarmCry 5
* "*It seems like almost every game that gets made these days is made by some ex-Bioshock developers have gone and made their own indie studio*" ― Adam, whit the evergreen content
* "*Like I think football managers should be more like EXCOM. I actually do. That's it's actually true. I'm not even joking anymore."* ― Adam
* *"How many slugs could a slug cat slug, if a slug cat could slug?"* ― Brendy (the answer according to Rain's World's developer James Primate is *"by volume would be like 40 or something like that"*)
* *"I believe that, uh, the slugcat is a better actor than Kevin Costner*" - James Primate
* *"Have you never been feeling melancholy and then had a sheep get in your way? I mean, come on!"* - Pip
* *"He's a wonderful man. He's just killed three children in prison to secure his claim"* - Brendy, about his Crusaders Kings character Bjorn Skull
* *"Dark souls is like mother's milk to me" -* Adam
* *"Oh, that's it podcast one audience zero." -* Brendy

## Reader's Questions

* What's the name of the podcast?
* Do you have a game you, you could get into, but just can't bonus points. If it's seemingly popular with literally everyone else on earth, literally everyone else on earth?
* What you journalist / media people see as the single biggest trend when it comes to hardcore PC gaming in the past 10 years?
The Golden Era

The Golden Era of the Electronic Wireless Show is widely considered to be the period of time during which the podcast has been hosted by Alice, Nate and Matthew. Episodes typically contain a 10-minute introduction, a multitude of non-sequiturs, the Alabaster Titan, at least one tentative segue, a Cavern of Lies, and occasionally some discussion about PC Gaming.

However, some still speak of another Golden Era -- an almost forgotten age of logic and reason from a not-so-distant time. Some say that if you go deep under the Cavern you can still find evidence of this Hyperion Age. Some say... that not even the Cavern can contain truth forever.

Most modern historians agree that both eras were/are very good though.
San Antonio

**San Antonio** is the city where Ray and Sonia live. It is a fictional version of the real-life city under the same name.

It is located in the state Texas.

## Television station

The local television channel is called KQUT17. Garcia sibling Lorena worked there aswell as Conner who still works there.

## Church

In the Garcias' church Father James works as pastor.

## News paper

A local news paper is Alamo Heights Neighborhood News.

## Theme park

One of the theme parks is Six Flags Fiesta Texas.

## Other known companies

* La Salsa Club
* Piggly Wiggly (supermarket)

## Fellow citizens

* Mrs. Aztéka: A teacher at the middle school Lorena and her brothers attended.
* Bob Rhinink: A neighbor of the Garcias.
* Bobby Rhinink: The son of Bob Rhinink.
* Conner Rascon: A TV host for the local channel.
* Maria and Javier: During the Garcias' vacation in Puerto Aventuras in Mexico, Sonia met this couple.
Nate Crowley

The former reviews editor of the Rock Paper Shotgun website, and current treasure hunter and co-host of the Electronic Wireless Show. Nate enjoys brutes, strategy games, and fish. He will bury you in a desert if you tap on the glass in aquariums. Also known as `emancipator` and `foremost servant of the Titan`.

Nate formerly worked in financial journalism and writes books on real paper. He enjoys fondue, because it's *fon* to *due*.

**Alabaster Titan alignment: *Enthusiastic supporter***
The Spin Zone

**The Spin Zone** is the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of *The Brothers Garcia* and the 48th overall episode. It premiered on 16 November 2003.

The story was written by Jeff Valdez. Directed by Tony Plana.

## Plot outline

George has to visit an old man for school.

## Cast

* Carlos Lacamara: Ray Garcia
* Ada Maris: Sonia Garcia
* Vaneza Leza Pitynski: Lorena Garcia
* Bobby Gonzalez: George Garcia
* Jeffrey Licon: Carlos Garcia
* Alvin Alvarez: Larry Garcia

* John Leguizamo: Narration
* Ricardo Montalban: Raoul
* Daniel Murillo: Luis
* Carlos Palomino: Guillermo
* Juliet Naulin: Shelley
* Natasha Amin: Elaine
* Eleanor Kerrigan: Angela
* Saul Hernandez (member of The Jaguares)
* Alfonso Andre (member of The Jaguares)
* Ceasar Lopez (member of The Jaguares)

## Plot summary

While the Garcia kids do house choirs George has to visit an elderly person for a school grade. Larry and his friend Luis also do something good for another person. The old man is just as unexcited as George. Sonia and Ray try to encourage George to try and get to know Raoul again. Larry's class is currently in class president elections. George and Raoul get into another argument.

Lorena negotiates with Larry to work with Luis' campaign. George tells Ray and Sonia he is quitting the friend assignment. His parents pressure him to visit the old man a third day in a row. Lorena proposes extravagant ideas to make Luis popular. Sonia resolves a fight between Larry and Lorena. Music creates a small talk moment between George and Luis. Back home Ray helps George identify the Cuban artist Raoul was talking about.

Creative director Lorena has trouble competing in the election. To go against the competition she has invited the voters for a party. George thinks Raoul is the Cuban artist El Trompetas. Raoul tries to negotiate to get George out of his retirement home. When George forgets his black book Raoul brings it to the Garcia home. Raoul tries to encourage George to keep writing songs. Luis is ashamed of his father's work. Raoul and Luis spent the night with the Garcia family.

## Trivia

* The Jaguares is a Mexican alternative rock band that started in 1995.
* There are nurses seen caring for Raoul. Because this is the final episode of *The Brothers Garcia* these nurses appearances were probably meant to be a devotion to the 90s television series *"Nurses"* which starred actors Carlos Lacamara and Ada Maris.
Goldengrass Province

Goldengrass Province is a Province in the west of the Goldsoul Empire. It is governed from the village of Eldrin. It is known for hilly farmlands as far as the eye can see. Almost all the forests of this area have long been cut down, from demand of the large cities surrounding the province, and need for farmland.
Sections

A lot of video games are discussed in this podcasts. A lot of episodes seem to forget about videogames. Somehow, Rennie is always at hands reach? In any case here's a list of all games and topics that have been discussed at some depth, per episode.

## The Pip Era

For a list of all episodes of this era click HERE

* Episode 1
* Episode 2
* Episode 3
* Episode 4
* Episode 5

* Far Cry 5
* Hitman studio's troubles
* Paradox Con
* Quickfire Questions with Rain World
* Old Man's Journey
* Reader's questions

* Games we're looking forward to at E3
* Friday the 13th
* Gwent: The Witcher Card Game
* CrossCells
* Patch Adam feat Crusader Kings II
* Ubisoft's new logo
* Reader's questions

- Readers' best games of the year so far

- Quickfire Questions with Night in the Woods' Scott Benson

- RiME

- Endless Space 2

- UK board games expo

- OrbLands

- Actually talkking about e3 now

- Beyond good and Evil 2

- The origin fo the name "E3"

- Sea of Thieves

- BioWare's Anthem

- Alice's proper thoughts

- PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

- Everspace

- Football Manager 2017

- Reader's questions

- Frostpunk

- Destiny 2

- Middle Eart: Shadow of War

- GTA V modding mess

- Darkest Dungeon: The Crimson Court

- Kenshi

- Patch Adam, feat Dwarf Fortress
Brendan Caldwell

Brendan Caldwell, also known as Brendy, Brendathan or simply ‘king of cyberbabez’ was host of the EWS podcast from 2017 until a point in time that came after this.

Brendan is perhaps best known for his unshakeable devotion to his life’s task of accumulating as many cyberbabez as possible. In a widely-reported incident at E3 2018, when the cyberbabez were first offered to willing punters, Brendan was seen pleading with fellow attendees to “give me all your cyberbabez; I need them all.” He is remembered to have been extremely pale and shaking during this incident.

A further episode occurred after E3, when Brendan was at the airport waiting to board his plane home. His carry-on suitcase burst open in the lounge, as a result of the pressure of so many cyberbabez stuffed into every available crevice of his luggage. In the end, Matthew agreed to carry a few cyberbabez in his backpack, but only after signing a legally-binding document promising to return these to Brendan upon landing.

A spokesperson for CD PROJEKT RED, makers of the cyberbabe, said, “whilst we appreciate that many fans of the cyberbabe are eager to build their collection, we do stress that supplies are limited and that members of the public, including Mr. Caldwell, should be willing to share their cyberbabez.”

Brendan also hosts the excellent podcast Hey Lesson!

**Alabaster Titan alignment: *Cautious acceptance***
Poison Pete

Poison Pete is a man living in the sewers who has a rat problem. His first appearance was in the Cavern of Lies in Episode #129: The Best Sewers In Games Special. He has a strong predilection for consuming toxic substances. Despite initial claims that he can consume these substances without ill effect, he has not been featured on the podcast since his debut and is presumed deceased.
Vyarkyal

Vyarkyal is one of the largest bastions on the continent. It is built on the cliffs of Zyra Island, off the coast of Hyaris. It was built by the Myriath Empire thousands of years ago. The Myrmen have long fallen since then, and the city is currently in control of the Assembly of Freesailors, who use it as their capital city. The island has been in control of pirates one way or another for a long time.

## Society

Vyarkyal has a vibrant and diverse culture. Like the rest of the Assembly, the citizens and rulers of the city come from all over the continent. All who are pirates and members of the Assembly are welcome. The current ruler of both the city and the Assembly is the half-orc Aurune Pras.
Six Flags Fiesta Texas

**Six Flags Fiesta Texas** is a theme park in Northwest San Antonio. It opened on 14 March 1992 under the name **Fiesta Texas** and changed it's name to the current one in 1996 after being taken over by Time Warner in 1995. It was used as a location in the fictional television series The Brothers Garcia.

Sonia and Ray with their children visited the park in the TBG episode *"The Right Stuff"*.

## Employees

Preteen Larry's adult friend Brand Grunt is a ride operator on the drop tower ride Scream.
Matthew Castle

Contributor and former video person for the Rock Paper Shotgun website, and current co-host of the Electronic Wireless Show. He is not sponsored by Rennie Antacids. Matthew has also been featured as the ‘Tank-Banging Fish-Botherer’ character in the Yakuza series of games.

Matthew is currently building a podcast empire, which is separate and distinct from *Matthew Castle Productions* (known for its recent disastrous E3 conference). Due to legal reasons, involvement with Randy Newman can neither be confirmed or denied.

Matthew is a games journalism veteran and prolific freelancer. He is a `thing` like the `thinnest paper`.

**Alabaster Titan alignment: *Uneasy ally***
You Go Girl

**You Go Girl** is the sixth episode of the second season of *The Brothers Garcia* and the 13th overall episode. It premiered on 2 June 2001.

The story was written by Shelly Landau. Directed by Mike Cevallos and Gibby Cevallos.

## Plot outline

Lorena is not happy about how she is being treated.

## Cast

* Carlos Lacamara: Ray Garcia
* Ada Maris: Sonia Garcia
* Vaneza Leza Pitynski: Lorena Garcia
* Bobby Gonzalez: George Garcia
* Jeffrey Licon: Carlos Garcia
* Alvin Alvarez: Larry Garcia

* John Leguizamo: Narration
* Paige Hunter: Marta
* Chaz Monet: Liana
* Chole Martin: Marina
* Lil Bow Wow: Ty

## Plot summary

Sonia has to get in between when the boys refuse to let Lorena use the computer. Lorena takes a personality test. At the breakfast table Lorena discusses emancipation. Lorena lets Sonia take the same test. Carlos has a beautiful girl over.

Sonia and Ray cuddle and talk in bed. When Ray asks her about her day Sonia becomes angry because she spent her Saturday working and running the household. At the breakfast table Sonia says she wants to improve her planning. Ray announces he has bought tickets to visit a hockey match. On Sunday Carlos bribes the janitor to play soccer in a school hall. Against their opinion Lorena joins them. Back home Lorena prepares for a pedicure from Sonia. As revenge for her joining the soccer in school the boys mess up her pedicure preparation. When Lorena and her friends paste tattoos the brothers join her. In a wrestle match between Larry and Lorena it is Lorena who is the winner.

Ray takes more responsibility in the household. But not everything seems to work out immediatly. Carlos makes a plan to scare off Lorena. When Ray misunderstands the situation he even encourages the boys' plan. After the boys scare off Lorena's friends Ray and Sonia have to clean up the mess. Ray continues to undertake more in the household. The children play a videogame together.
James Fleamont Potter

In progress.

**James Potter** **I** (27 March, 1960–31 October, 1981), also known as **Prongs**, was an English pure-blood wizard and the only son of Fleamont and Euphemia Potter. He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 1971-1978 and was sorted into Gryffindor. When James started at Hogwarts, he met and became best friends with three fellow Gryffindor students: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. He also met Severus Snape, a Slytherin student with whom he became bitter rivals. During his seventh year, James was appointed Head Boy and began dating Lily Evans.

A year after graduating from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, James Potter and Lily Evans became engaged. The night before their wedding, Lily Evan and James Potter had their hen and stag nights, respectively. Where Lily stayed in and brewed potions with her friends, James Potter went out with Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew to the newly opened casino at 93 Diagon Alley. James Potter and Lily Evan were married the next day in the orchids of Potter Manor on June 3rd.

## Notes and References

1. ↑ https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/James\_Potter\_I
The Events of 1979

The following events occurred during 1979:

## **June 1979**

* 1 June: Lily Evans receives the letter from Petunia Dursley that the Dursleys will not be attending the Potter-Evan wedding.
* 2 June: The hen night of Lily Evans and stag nights of James Potter.
* 3 June: James Potter and Lily Evans are married in the orchids at the Potter Manor.

## **October 1979**

* 31 October: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are married.

## **November 1979**

* 2 November: Regulus Black converses with Horace Slughorn and discovers the use of Horcruxes and that Tom Riddle asked about Horcruxes in 1943.
* 9 November: The Death of Regulus Black
	+ Before departing for the Crystal Cave, Regulus drafts a letter to be sent to his brother, Sirius Black. In the letter, Regulus reveals that he knows how to bring about the downfall of Voldemort and that he knows that he will most likely die trying. He sends the letter to Sirius through use of a personal owl, then departs for the Crystal Cave (AKA the Horcrux Cave).
	+ Sirius Black and Remus Lupin had just returned to Potter Manor after their honeymoon when they receive Regulus' letter. Immediately after reading the letter, the pair departs for Crystal Cave. However, the pair is moments too late. Regulus has died from drinking the enchanted potion. However, the pair is able to fight off the Inferi attempting to drag his body into the lake.
	+ The real Horcrux is in Regulus' clenched hand, while the fake had been placed in the empty basin. Sirius is grief-stricken, but Remus realizes what Regulus had planned to do and refills the basin with the potion.
	+ With the help of Kreacher, who had traveled with Regulus to the cave, the group Apparates Regulus' body back to the Potter Manor.
* 10 November: Sirius Black is still grief-stricken, but accompanies Remus Lupin to inform Albus Dumbledore about the Horcruxes.
* 11 November: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are discussing the Horcrux and how to destroy it. After an off-hand remark about throwing it into the fire, Remus has the idea to use Fiendfyre.
* 20 November: The funeral of Regulus Black.

## **December 1979**

* 24 December: Lily Potter confirms her suspicions about being pregnant.
* 25 December: Lily Potter finds out Alice Longbottom is also expecting. They announce their pregnancy together to their friends and family.
	+ Lily is expecting a August birth, while Alice is expecting a July birth.
* 31 December: Massive New Year's party that sees most of the Order of the Phoenix show up.
A Spy's Word Wiki

**Welcome to the A Spy's Word Wiki!**
*A Spy's Word* is a Marauders' era fan-fiction which takes place in the First Wizarding War. The story begins in 1979 and will follow the Marauders and their friends and acquaintances throughout the war. This story contains popular ships, both heterosexual (Jily) and queer (Wolfstar and Dorlene). Furthermore, the purpose of this wiki is to explain timeline, events, and characters. The information found within this wiki will be both canon and non-canon/head-canon. If there is confusion, please comment and it will be addressed as soon as possible.

This a collaborative community website about *A Spy's Word* that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. While additions are welcome, please do not spread misinformation on this Wiki.

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Munchy

## Family Information

Moyra (Mother)Bartz (Father)

**Munchy** is a minor character featured in Robin's story. He is the son of Moyra and Bartz.

## Appearance

Munchy is an average Minccino with a feminine appearance, the only difference being his eye colour and rosy cheeks. He wears a blue ribbon on his right ear.

Munchy's 'hair' is stylized into a fringe which covers his left eye, however when seen without the ribbon it instead covers his left.

## Personality

Munchy is shown to be childish and somewhat hyper, being able to climb a tree in seconds. He is also rather affectionate to his mother being referred to as "A big momma's boi" by SoftestPuffs.

## Relations

**Moyra:** Being her son, Munchy is rather close to his mother,

**Peach:** Munchy knows Peach prior to the story. He is shown to have a close bond with her, calling her 'Auntie' even though she and Moyra aren't related.

## Trivia

* The community jokingly calls Munchy a Fortnite gamer.
* Whilst his exact age isn't confirmed, he is confirmed to be above the age of 18
Orteria City

Orteria province is the newest addition to the empire, and Orteria city is its capital. Because the region was only recently conquered, elven influences are still widespread. Especially since the elven architecture in the city was almost unscathed. A big majority of the city’s population are still elves, and there’s still a lot of unrest.
The Events of 1980

The following events occurred during 1980:

## **February 1980**

* 25 February: Peter Pettigrew becomes a triple agent for the Order of the Phoenix.
* 26 February: Voldemort accepts Peter Pettigrew into his ranks. His Death Eaters are sworn to secrecy about Peter being their spy. They don't know that he is actually spying on them.

## **March 1980**

* 15 March: The Prophecy
	+ Sybill Trelawney gives the First Prophecy to Dumbledore during an interview.
	+ Severus Snape overhears while waiting for an interview.
	+ Dumbledore informs the Order during the meeting that evening.
* 17 March: Spreading the Prophecy
	+ Severus Snape informs Voldemort during a Death Eater meeting.
	+ Peter Pettigrew is present.
	+ Peter informs the Marauders.
* 23 March: Severus Snape joins the Order
	+ When Voldemort refuses to spare Lily Potter, who Severus Snape is obsessively in love with, Snape turns to Dumbledore and becomes a double agent for the Order.
	+ Snape sees that Peter Pettigrew is a member of the Order, but already believes Peter to be a double agent for Voldemort.

## **April 1980**

* 1 April: The Longbottoms and Potters go into hiding
	+ Both couples are expecting and decide to go into hiding to protect their unborn child.
	+ The Longbottoms go to the Longbottom Manor and make Augusta Longbottom (Frank's mother) their Secret Keeper.
	+ The Potters go to the Potter Manor and make Fleamont Potter (James' father) their Secret Keeper.

## **June 1980**

* 4 June: James and Lily Potter's anniversary

## **July 1980**

* 30 July: The birth of Neville Frank Longbottom
* 31 July: The birth of Harry James Potter
	+ Harry was meant to be an August baby, but Lily Potter went into labor early.

## **August 1980**

* 3 August: Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadowes are married.

## **October 1980**

* 31 October: Sirius and Remus Black-Lupin's anniversary.

## **December 1980**

* 31 December: A small celebration at the Potter Manor with only the Potters and the Marauders in attendance.
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Sar'Ennar Homebrew World Wiki

**Welcome to the Sar'Ennar Homebrew World Wiki!**
A Wiki summaring all information on the Sar'Ennar Homebrew world for DnD. This wiki exist so I can easily catalogue all the information on my homebrow world. The amount I was writing kept getting bigger and bigger, and the need to link different pages and documents to each other kept growing with it. With this wiki I can easily link locations to seperate pages about history or specific events.

That's the wiki's purpose; to map out the information, to show how they correlate and so specific pieces of info can easily be found.

## Important articles

* History of Sar'Ennar
* Pantheon of Gods

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The Alabaster Titan

The Alabaster Titan has been a part of the EWS story since even before `time` began.

In fact, the Alabaster Titan was responsible for the formation of the pod. One windswept night in 1873 He appeared before the predecessors of Nate, Alice and Matthew as if from a fever dream and carried them bodily back to the Victorian telegraph station from which the first EWS was broadcast. It was all done in Morse code back then of course, but that series of beeps was an instant success. Some say the Alabaster Titan smiled that day for the first and only time. Of course, anyone who saw that smile was rendered immediately mute by the sheer power of it.

For most, the EWS just wouldn't be the same without His implied looming presence gazing through the fish tanks and the packets of Rennies and Alice's broken blinds and `reality itself.`

Certain people have tried to claim He has only entered a state of existence very recently. These people are **liars**.

The Alabaster Titan has been featured as an easter egg in all games, including as a skin in Apex Legends.

Do not worry everything is fine now. It's fine. Your reality is `normal` and `stable`. Just the way it's always been.

**Alabaster Titan alignment: *Yes***
Jullemar

Jullemar is a human city, mostly built using materials from the nearby elven ruins. The city exists as the biggest fort on the Jullen river, which was the border of the Goldsoul Empire for a few hundred years. As most elven cities were destroyed during the conquest of this region, the Goldsouls decided to settle this new city. Today, it is a very important city for trade, but also governance. This is because Jullemar is located in the centre of the empire. Governors and nobility from the edges of the country often meet in this city, and it has a large aristocratic population.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

**Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?** is the ninth episode of the third season of *The Brothers Garcia* and the 29th overall episode. It premiered on 28 April 2002.

The story was written by Gary Rosenkranz. Directed by Mike Cevallos and Gibby Cevallos.

## Cast

* Carlos Lacamara: Ray Garcia
* Ada Maris: Sonia Garcia
* Vaneza Leza Pitynski: Lorena Garcia
* Bobby Gonzalez: George Garcia
* Jeffrey Licon: Carlos Garcia
* Alvin Alvarez: Larry Garcia

* John Leguizamo: Narration
* George Wallace: Bischop Sanchez

## Plot summary

Carlos brings a schoolpet home. He also wants to stop going to church. Sonia and Ray are against his decision to stop going. Carlos, Lorena, Larry and George are discussing the decision. Sonia announces the new bishop is coming over for dinner. Carlos runs out of the room when his parents refuse again. Ray goes after him. The next morning Sonia wakes the kids early to help in the household.

The school-armadillo Tuk escapes from it's cage. George and Larry search for it. When they open the front door Tuk lands under a car. Ray and Sonia are preparing for the bishop's visit. When Larry and George arrive with a new armadillo this one escapes too. Bishop Sanchez arrives and catches it. George and Larry argue. The Garcias start dinner with Mr. Sanchez.

Ray tries to cut a roasted pig. Carlos re-schedules his Sunday. Sanchez finds out he ran over the school pet. Carlos gets a visit from the bishop. Mr. Sanchez leaves. When the Garcias are leaving for church Carlos decides to join them anyway. Ray and Sonia close the day.
Sullebas

Sullebas is the smallest of the main cities in the Goldsoul Empire. It is a city originally settled by the goldsouls themselves after the Treaty of Balance. Because of that, the city is located in the northwest of the empire, in its core territories. Sullebas is often nicknamed ‘The Dusty City’, because it is said that nothing ever happens here. The city is located in the safest corner of the empire, far from the border or important trading routes. While the perception is ‘boring’, it is also that of a quaint and peaceful city; one of the better places to live. The city is very much past its prime, losing more and more importance over time. The streets of the city aren’t as well maintained as other places. That’s why large parts of the city are overgrown with plants and moss, it is sometimes easy to forget you’re walking in a city of 40.000 people.
New Tunes

**New Tunes** is the second episode of the fourth season of *The Brothers Garcia* and the 37th overall episode. It premiered on 6 July 2003.

The story was written by Shelly Landau. Directed by Joe Menendez.

## Plot outline

Carlos finds a new job. Larry falls in love.

## Cast

* Carlos Lacamara: Ray Garcia
* Ada Maris: Sonia Garcia
* Vaneza Leza Pitynski: Lorena Garcia
* Bobby Gonzalez: George Garcia
* Jeffrey Licon: Carlos Garcia
* Alvin Alvarez: Larry Garcia

* John Leguizamo: Narration
* Aaron Fors: Bobby
* Vanessa Anne Hudgens: Lindsey
* Nicholas Gonzalez: Paolo
* Mario Munoz: Teacher
* Sabrina Wiener: Daniela
* Jose Solano: Dashing celebrity

## Plot summary

With a female friend Larry discusses the childrens television shows he still watches. When she's gone Larry sees another hallucination, this time one he actually likes. Everyone except Sonia pre-tastes dinner. Ray and Sonia are asked by Carlos to give a loan which they have to think over. With George Carlos discusses that he needs the money for dates with a girl. Carlos wants to find a job. Larry tells his older brothers he is starting to like girls. Carlos and George state that he is entering puberty. In the hallways of school he keeps bumping into girls.

Bob Rhinink's son Bobby asks Larry to go with him to the science museum. Larry proposes an alternative: spying on girls. Lindsey catches Larry
and then thinks he is avoiding her. George proposes Carlos a job in a music store. When they arrive in the store the store owner says Carlos needs to have knowledge of music. George cheats him into the job. Larry waits with leaving school until all girls have left to prevents mistakes but Lindsey waited for him. Because of Larry's behavior Lindsey ends her friendship with Larry.

When Sonia has made bizcochitos (Mexican cookies) Ray immediately smells what she is serving. Carlos announces his new job to his parents. Ray retrieves his underwear when his underwear is accidentally put in Larry's closet. George and Larry talk about Larry's new interest. Lindsey drops her books when she seems to romantically like Larry. When Larry tries to talk to her she speaks confusingly. After Larry picks up her books Lindsey runs from her feelings. Even in sale Carlos went over-budget and has no money for his dates. To save his dates Carlos and George rent out music albums. Larry and Lindsey make up. Carlos brings home his first payslip. Larry and Lindsey continue in their romantic clumsiness.
Sar'Ennar City

Sar'Ennar City, often dubbed The City of Origins, is the capital of the Dwarven Kingdom of Sar'Ennar. This Kingdom was named after the city, as was the entire continent itself. Sar'Ennar city is built into the edge of Bereth Mountain, which is the second tallest mountain in the world. It's entrance is located close to a very steep cliff, lined with waterfalls that feed into the Amerrun River.
Pearlpoint

Pearlpoint is a fishing village built on rocky shores of Salveran's Bay. It is located on the main road from Goldspire City to Sullebas, so the village offer plenty of services for travellers and merchants. Pearlpoint gets its name from the rocky white cliffs that surround the city, which lies on a lower point between them. The village is located in the Sullebas Province, thus is governed by the Sullebas council.
Starward University

The Starward University is a large non-magical university located withing the commercial ring of Goldspire City. It consists of 4 towers built around the edges of an inner courtyard. It is located close to the Goldsoul Debate Halls, and many of the cities libraries. The Starward University is very unique in its non-magical nature, especially in a society where magic is very prevelant. Main subjects taught in the university relate to commerce, writing, engineering and all sorts of creative arts. The towers of the Starward University are called (naming clockwise); the Innovation Quartier, the Feathered Quartier, the Platinum Quartier, and the Artistry Quartier.
Goldsoul Empire

The Goldsoul Empire is one of the main powers of the Continent. It is the country of the Goldsoul Humans, ruled by the Emperor from his seat in Goldspire City

## Governance

The Empire as a whole is ruled by the Emperor and his Royal Council. The Empire is too large for them to govern everything themselves, so the Empire is divided into 11 provinces, who each have their own governor and provincial council. King Arwin III appoints these governors, who in turn appoint their own council.

### Provinces

   The image on the right shows the provinces of the Empire, with Goldspire City being its own subdivision, with its own council. These provinces are:

1. Goldspire City
2. Daggerrush Province
3. Sullebas Province
4. Goldengrass Province
5. Peller Province
6. Maverun Province
7. Orteria Province
8. Deepvalley Province
9. The Mornshire
10. North Armorante Province
11. The Kernshire
Achmed

Achmed is a Character in the webcomic Random = Funny

## Description

Achmed is 30 years old and is a traveling trader that travels across deserts. He travels across the Sahara desert looking for trades, he travels by camel and has travel across the desert 10 times. He was born in Afghanistan and moved to Egypt because of the ███████, he was awarded for having the most trades in Africa and has made 1M Cash.

### Appearance

He wears a giant turban and has a black beard

### Personality

He is a very adventurous person and likes to go on long walks
Maybe Baby

**Maybe Baby** is the fifth episode of the third season of *The Brothers Garcia* and the 25th overall episode. It premiered on 31 March 2002.

The story was written by Shelly Landau. Directed by Henry Chan.

## Plot outline

Larry is under the assumption that Sonia is pregnant again.

## Cast

* Carlos Lacamara: Ray Garcia
* Ada Maris: Sonia Garcia
* Vaneza Leza Pitynski: Lorena Garcia
* Bobby Gonzalez: George Garcia
* Jeffrey Licon: Carlos Garcia
* Alvin Alvarez: Larry Garcia

* John Leguizamo: Narration
* Yareli Arizmendi: Roseanna
* Agina Alvarez: Christina
* Eduardo Palomo: Judge
* Nichole Bailey: Kira
* Kevin Gonzalez: Little boy

## Plot summary

Sonia and Ray ground all Garcia children but they have has a soft spot for Larry and Lorena. Sonia cuts a customer. Ray is angry at Larry. Lorena manages to
reschedule her grounding for a casting audition. Ray is mad over Lorena. Sonia calms Ray down. Larry mishears his parents making him think Ray and Sonia are having another baby.

Trying to announce the false message Larry bothers Lorena practicing in a frizzy wig. For the same reason Larry interrupts a telephone conversation
between Carlos and a cute 16 year old cheerleader. George says Ray and Sonia are too old to have another baby. Lorena meets a competing auditor. Sonia has to hurry to the dry cleaner. The children are convinced that Ray and Sonia are having a fifth baby.

Because Carlos cannot eat outside of school anymore he loses a flirt. The teens try to help out Sonia more because they think she is pregnant. Ray prepares for his speech. Sonia mentions Carlos, George, Lorena and Larry are behaving. Christina tries to beat Lorena in the audition. At home Lorena mentions being outnumbered by Christina. Roseanna brings by her baby. The brothers and sister play with the baby. Ray and Sonia arrive home. The young siblings find out the baby is not related to them.

## Trivia

* The next episode that features the character Christina is the eleventh episode of season four: *"Drive Me Crazy"*.
Pantheon of Gods

The Pantheon of Gods are all the gods that exist within the world of Sar'Ennar. As there existance is factual and they're heavily involved in the creation of races, and may historical events, there isn't much debate on wether different gods are real or not. Instead, different religions disagree on which ones are more important and deserving of actual following.

## The Prime Deities

At first, during the mythical age, there was only time and space. Within that space, which existed in only a singular plane of existance, was the near infinite pool of primordial energy. Because all this energy existed in a single plane, its density was so extreme, that it caused a breakdown of space and time. This event is from which the Prime Deities came to be.
Bert

Bert is a character in the webcomic Random = Funny and

appears in one comic called The Race

## Description

He started doing Track and Field in high school at the age 17 and competed in the Olympics at the age 20. He has won 3 races and has gotten 3 medals

### Appearance

Bert has brown hair and wears a light green sleeveless shirt and he's 28 years old

### Personality

Bert is a very determined man and likes to get things done right away, he is a also a very extroverted person

## Trivia

* He has lost his winning streak
* He is considering revenge on Eric in the future
Eofren the Traveler

Eofren the Sandrunner is a Leonin wizard, originally hailing from a small desert village in the Kingdom of Leoroth. His fur and mane have the rare color of oker, turning to ashen gray at the ends of his mane. Eofren was born with an aptitude for magic, being especially skilled in the manipulation of weather and the elements. Because of these abilities, Eofren worked as a Sandrunner for most of his adult life. Sandrunners are a crucial profession in the Kingdom of Leoroth; they are responsible for guiding merchants and travelers through the most inhospitable parts of the Atrefah Desert. For many races, these travels are often simply impossible without the help of an arcane guide.

As Eofren got older, he became less fit to keep doing these travels across the desert. Instead, he used the money and respect he earned from this job to travel all across the continent. He had always been fascinated by climate and different biomes, ever since he discovered his arcane talents. Eofren had a dream that, one day, he would possess magic powerful enough to turn the Atrefah desert into prosperous fields and forests, much like the fertile lands outside of Leoroth.

Studies, red rain, driven insine becauses desires not possible. Can't turn his own home into a lush forest? Take it away from others instead. Eventually would be in the Goldengrass Province of the Goldsoul empire, the breadbasket of the continent, for a plan to turn it into a barren wasteland not much unlike the Atrefah Desert. There he comes into contact with the adventuring party....
Thomson

Thomson is a character in the webcomic Random = Funny

## Description

Thomson is 36 and is the most notorious shoplifter in Whitetree, Washington, he is the master of trickery and is very good at distracting the guards and messing with detectors. He had a streak of stealing 90 items until he got caught and was sent to the Whitetree Detention Complex where he spends 4 years in prison.

### Appearance

Thomson has brown side burns and wears a polo t shirt

### Personality

As mentioned before he is the master of trickery and can trick people to do anything he wants

## Trivia

* Before shoplifting he was very good at magic
* He was a failing student
Sopherron

Sopherron was the capital of the old dwarven kingdom in the Armorante mountains. This region of the empire was conquered just before the start of the Greysoul rebellion. Because Sopherron is a dwarven city, it is mainly built into the mountains. The city and region are crucial to the Goldsoul empire, as it supplies almost all the ores and minerals for the rest of the country. The city’s population is to this day still dominated by dwarves, but they are very well integrated. Unrest in the city is low, as the conquest was a long time ago, and the people of the city usually see their state within the empire as mutually beneficial. This has caused a rift between the dwarves in the Armorantes and the other dwarven kingdoms.
Rock Paper Shotgun's Electronic Wireless Show Wiki

## **Welcome to the Rock Paper Shotgun's Electronic Wireless Show Wiki!**

The best (read: only) source of lore for everyone's favourite PC gaming podcast, The Electronic Wireless Show.

This wiki works entirely on the premise that the more jokes are explained, the funnier they become.

## Key Figures

Alice BellMatthew CastleNate CrowleyColm AhernImogen BeckhellingBrawndo CadwellPip WarrAdam SmithAlice O'ConnorGraham SmithThe Alabaster Titan
* The Alabaster Titan
* Alice Bell
* Matthew Castle
* Nate Crowley
* Colm Ahern
* Ed Thorn
* Imogen Beckhelling
* Brawndo Cadwell
* Pip Warr
* Friend of the show Sir Anthony Hopkins
* Poison Pete
* Electricity Cop
* Tobias Beckford
* Ghoastus
* The Eds?
* Chewie Sweets
* Henry Cavill
* Adam Smith
* Alice O'Connor

## Notable Events

* The Sandwich Wars
* The Alabaster Titan
* Conegate
* The Nate Microphone Input Confusion Incident
* Matthew’s Tooth’s Farewell Tour
* The Puppet Master Deception
* The Glisten Clarification

## Eras

* The Golden Era
* The Brendy Era
* The Pip Era
* The Early Years
Elys Appelar

Elys Appelar, a Goldsoul Human currently in her 40's, is the current Governor of Goldspire City. She was appointed the office 7 years ago, shortly after the current Emperor of the Goldsoul Empire inherited the trone. During her short time as governor, she hasn't done that much of notice, and has often been criticised for how she got the title.
Eldrin

Eldrin is a large village located at the heart of the Goldengrass Fields. Even though it is not a city, it is actually the capital of Goldengrass Province. The province is mostly hilly farmlands as far as the eye can see, and there aren't really bigger cities within the city's borders. The village is built on top of a hill, surrounding Eldrin Keep, from where the council governs. The village is bustling with trade, being at the intersection of a few major roads. So much so, that during busy seasons merchant caravans have to put up tents outside of the village.

## Society

### Goldengrass Council

The current governor of Goldengrass province is Bucca Keenin, who has been in his post for 22 years. He also holds the title of Master of **Commerce**. The current members and positions of the Goldengrass council are:

* Master of **Infrastructure**: Feolinn Fev'Ella
* **Head of the Goldengrass Province Guard**: Perquinal Pak
* Master of **Security**: ---
* Master of **Commerce**: Governor Buca Keenin
* Master of **Education**: Shaldec Lung
* Master of **Arcane Dealings**: Leda Silverfall