13 (musical)/Characters

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The thirteen 13 year olds of Dan Quayle Junior High:

## Evan Goldman

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Angst: "What's the point? What's the point of anything?!"
* Brainy Brunette: Nicknamed 'The Brain' by Brett.
* Fish Out of Water
* New Transfer Student
* Weirdness Magnet
* You Have to Have Jews

## Patrice

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Alliterative Name: According To Word of Allie Trimm, her name is Patrice Parker
* Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: With Kendra (Blonde) and Lucy (Brunette).
* First Girl Wins
* Girl Next Door
* Heroes Want Redheads
* Readheaded Heroine
* Only One Name: Only One Name in Canon, but Allie Trimm, who played her on Broadway said that her name is Parker. This is the case with a lot of the characters.

## Brett

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Accidental Kiss: With Archie.
* Betty and Veronica: Archie.
* Beta Couple: With Lucy.
* Big Man on Campus
* Blonde Guys Are Evil
* Dumb Blonde
* Heel Face Revolving Door: How he manages to be both the Big Man on Campus and the Jerk Jock. he figures out where he stands when he tries to beat up Evan at the Dairy Queen.
* Only One Name
* Jerk Jock
* Kidanova
* Popular Is Dumb
* Evil All Along

## Kendra

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* All Guys Want Cheerleaders
* Betty and Veronica: Betty.
* Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: With Lucy (Brunette) and Patrice (Redhead).
* Brainless Beauty
* Clueless Guy Magnet
* Cloudcuckoolander: A bit of one.
* Dumb Blonde
* Fan-Preferred Couple: Kendra/Archie.
* Only One Name
* Girls Are Really Scared of Horror Movies
* Hair of Gold
* The Cheerleader: The Brainless Beauty variant.
* The Ditz
* Oblivious to Love
* Popular Is Dumb
* Purity Personified
* Spoiled Sweet

## Lucy

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Alpha Bitch
* Beta Couple: With Brett.
* Brainy Brunette
* Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: With Kendra (Blonde) and Patrice (Redhead).
* Betty and Veronica: Veronica.
* Clingy Jealous Girl
* Magnificent Bastard
* The Cheerleader: The mean and vicious variant.
* Only One Name
* With Friends Like These...

## Archie

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Abhorrent Admirer: To Kendra.
* Accidental Kiss
* Fan-Preferred Couple: Kendra/Archie.
* First Kiss: With Brett.
* Jerkass Woobie
* Only One Name
* Punny Name and Meaningful Name: Archie Walker.

## Eddie

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Those Two Guys: With Malcolm.
* Only One Name

## Simon

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Only One Name

## Molly

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Gossipy Hens
* Only One Name

## Cassie

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Gossipy Hens
* Only One Name

## Charlotte

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Ensemble Darkhorse
* Gossipy Hens
* Hey, It's That Guy!: Hey, it's Cat!
* Only One Name

## Malcom

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Those Two Guys: With Eddie.
* Only One Name

## Richie

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
* Only One Name

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