Brett (Evil Bong)

**Brett** is a protagonist from Evil Bong. He is played by Brian Lloyd.

## Biography

Brett is a douchey jock and stoner, as well as a former baseball player who had gotten kicked off the team for lighting up joints during his games. He lives in a studio apartment with his fellow stoner roommates Bachman and Larnell, and also has a girlfriend named Luann. The nerdy Alistair McDowell had moved in with them so that he could have a place to stay whilst studying at college.

During Alistair's stay, Larnell sees an ad for a large bong, in which the previous owner claims it was "possessed". Since Larnell has earned enough cash from Alistair's rent money, he buys the bong and has it delivered to their apartment. After receiving the bong, they all taking hits from it (with the exception of Alistair, who doesn't smoke). That night, while the guys are taking a nap, the bong, named "Eebee", comes to life, which Alistair witnesses. He doesn't mention it to the other guys, however, and the next morning, they continue taking hits from the bong. Brett also introduces Alistair to his girlfriend Luann and her friend Janet, on whom Alistair develops a crush.

That night, Eebee once again comes to life, and seemingly transports Bachman's soul into it. Bachman wakes up in a strip club, where he is approached by one of the strippers who has skull heads on the cups of her bra. When he comes near the bra, the skull heads start biting him in the neck and he "bleeds to death". The next morning, Larnell notices that Eebee seems to be slowly developing a face, and the others discover Bachman "dead" on the couch. Alistair tries to call 911, but the others stop him from doing so, since it will expose their illicit activities. The trio then hide his body underneath a pile of trash in the basement, after nearly getting caught by Larnell's paralyzed-but-wealthy grandfather, Cyril Cornwallis, who came by to tell Larnell that he just got remarried to a woman named Rosemary. After Cyril leaves, the guys continue to discuss what to do with Bachman's body. Since the ladies are coming over later that day, they decide to deal with the problem tomorrow, where they agree that they will all tell the police that they thought Bachman had been sleeping.

That evening, the bong starts speaking to Larnell (to Larnell only, no one else hears) and tempts him to take a hit out of her. After doing so, he ends being in the same strip club as before. Here he sees Bachman (who seems to be fine), an encounters a stripper (this time with shark heads on her bra cups), whom gives him a lap dance. Larnell is killed in a similar way that Bachman was killed, with the shark heads biting his hand off.

Back in the real world, Luann and Janet come over to play Trivial Pursuit, and after finishing the game, they all take a hit from the bong (again, with the exception of Alistair). The bong causes Luann to have an extreme reaction (in which she has a bad case of the horn), before she and Brett pass out together on an armchair. Alistair and Janet begin making moves on each other, but Alistair soon realizes that Larnell hasn't been moving at all for a long time, and discovers that he has fallen victim to the bong. He and Janet then witness Eebee sucking Luann and Brett's souls into its chamber.

## "Death" and Revival

Luann and Brett awaken inside a strip club dimension known as the "Bong World", where they have a brief encounter with Jack Attack from Demonic Toys (because the Bong World is full of Full Moon characters for some reason). Shortly after, Brett gets annoyed with Luann, and has her taken away by the Bong World's bouncer.

Brett is then approached by yet another stripper, this time with lips on her bra cups, who kills him by having her lip boobs suck out his soul or some shit. I don't know. Either way, he and all the other victims are later revived by the end of the film after JImbo blows up Eebee with a time bomb strapped to his chest whilst in the Bong World.