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Gordon's Accident

## Plot

The title for the poop is "Gordon The Splendid Engine Is A Cock". WTLNetwork then forgets which Beatle narrates "Thomas the Tank Engine", but promises to let the viewer know when he remembers.

Gordon is wanking in a siding when Henry comes up and calls him "fatface". Gordon swears at Henry and complains about Henry daring to criticize an engine who has never had an accident. Gordon then shits himself. Later, Gordon warns Henry to be careful, as he is not fucking the Flying kipper now, and to stay on the rails. Gordon's driver tells him that they to pull a special train of trucks; Gordon shits himself again.

Edward pushes Gordon onto the turntable. The movement has shaken his fire, but Gordon is still cross and promises to fuck them. He moves forward to jam the table, but can't stop himself (WTLNetwork then announces the narrator is Ringo) and sithers into a ditch. His driver and fireman say he is fucked. They telephone The Fat Controller, but he promptly forgets who is in the ditch and asks them to get Gordon to take the special instead.

On the other side of the ditch some little \*\*\*\*s are chattering. They call Gordon a \*\*\*\*, and proceed to sing "Macaron Chacaron".

## Quotes

* **Gordon**: "Fancy speaking to me like that! MEEEE who has never had an accident! OoOooOoSHHH!"

(Gordon shits himself)

* **Gordon**: "Be careful, Henry, you're not fucking the Flying Kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today."

(Henry reverses and speeds off)

* **Gordon's driver**: "Wake up Gordon! A special train is coming and we're to pull it!"

**Gordon**: "Is it coaches or trucks?"

**Gordon's driver**: "Trucks."

**Gordon**: Trucks! OoOoOSH\*BEEEEP\*!

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Gordon
* Henry
* Gordon's driver
* Gordon's fireman
* Edward
* The Fat Controller
* Three school boys
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Leonard Cohen

**Leonard Cohen** is a Canadian singer, musician, poet and writer. He wrote and composed the song 'Famous Blue Raincoat', which has featured in a few of WTLNetwork's poops as 'that depressing song'. The song features prominently in Nobody Understands Thomas as both the song from the intro and the song when Thomas approaches the Stationmaster's house.

## External Links

Leonard Cohen Official Website

Famous Blue Raincoat on YouTube
New Friends 2

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## New Friends 2

### Release date

January 25, 2021

"**New Friends 2**" is the 6th episode of *Season 1* and the 6th episode overall of *The Old Times*. This episode was released on January 25, 2021.

## Episode

Friends and Enemies 3 • Friends and Enemies 4 • Secret Weapon 1 • Secret Weapon 2 • Secret Weapon 3 • The Rising Soul 1 • The Rising Soul 2 • The Rising Soul 3 • Deadly Plan 1 • Deadly Plan 2 • Deadly Plan 3 • True Destiny 1 • True Destiny 2 • True Destiny 3 • The Lost One 1
**Forgotten Events:**
The Perfect Plan IV • A Different Place I • A Different Place II • A Different Place III • A Different Place IV • The Unknown Secret I • The Unknown Secret II • The Unknown Secret III • The Unknown Secret IV • The Unknown Secret V • Part of the Mystery I • Part of the Mystery II • Part of the Mystery III • Part of the Mystery IV • Part of the Mystery V
**Abes119:**
The Puppet Story 1 • The Puppet Story 2 • The Puppet Story 3 • The Return of the Evil 1 • The Return of the Evil 2 • The Return of the Evil 3 • The Dangerous Rescue 1
Stranger Danger • The Other Side
**Blaze:**

Template:The Old Times episodes
Pontypandy

Pontypandy is a dangerously under populated town somewhere in Wales.

## Townspeople

### Firemen

* Samuel "Sam" Peyton-Jones: The best fireman in Pontypandy. He likes to buy porno and Wizzle bars from Dillys' shop. Ringo Starr calls him “The Welsh Fireman”. He once visited the Island of Sodor.

* Elvis Cridlington: The worst fireman in Pontypandy. He is convinced that Basil Steele is on crack. He is also a terrible cook who once burnt down the fire station with his terrible food.

* Basil Steele: The head of the fire station. He is a crack addict who once appeared on television. He has made exactly the same speech in the fire station and Tidmouth sheds

* Penny Morris: She rarely appears because she's only in the show for political correctness.

* Trevor Evans The Bus: Also a bus driver or something like that. Calls children 'sugar lumps' and likes to kidnap them in his bus.

### Townspeople

* Dillys Price: A racist who runs the local general store. She likes to wear cock rings whenever she goes out. Where she wears them is a mystery to everyone, and should remain as such.

* Bella Lasagne: She runs the local café. She caught fire when her café nearly burnt down, but has since recovered. She is extremely suspicious of the Japanese. She specialises in making sangawiches.

* "Some Welsh Guy": Narrates the episodes of Fireman Sam.

* Sarah and James Jones: Sam’s niece and nephew they were almost kidnapped by Trevor Evans.

* Norman Price: That naughty little bastard.
Lady Hatt

**Lady Hatt** is The Fat Controller's long-suffering wife. She has a drinking problem, which is the reason why she is so oblivious to her husband's affair with The Butler.

## Early life

Lady Hatt was born in Tidmouth on March 22nd 1947. Her parents were close friends with The Fat Controller's parents, which is how they met. They got married on July 11th 1968.

## Sex Tape Controversy

On August 5th of 2007, a sexual video tape came to the surface of the world wide web starring Lady Hatt and world famous actress Pamela Anderson entitled "2 Girls, 1 Hat". The video contained Lady Hatt and Anderson engaging in a game of naked twister at a hotel in Switzerland. Eventually Lady Hatt would put on a top hat and the two would then engage in sexual intercourse. Of course this doesn't sound too bad but the controversial point was that it was illegal to wear a top hat at anytime in Switzerland ever since the Top Hat Massacre of '97. Lady Hatt was not arrested but had in fact been planted in the face with a bicycle kick from Dutch football player Nigel de Jong in the face with studded boots. It is unknown as to how the Swiss know who Nigel de Jong is and remains unknown to this very day. As a result of this, Lady Hatt became a minger but also a internet phenomenom.

## Cosmetic surgery

After being insulted constantly for being a minger and discovering that her husband had lost interest in her, in 2008 she got a full makeover and spent over £40,000 on cosmetic surgery, including getting the colour of her eyes changed from blue to brown using perminant contact lenses (don't ask). After her sugery, lady hatt looked hotter and got a bigger rack which made her hot enough to follow her dream as an victorian secret model.

## Victoria's Secret

Lady Hatt is now happily banging Tom Cruise and working with Victoria's Secret.

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WTLNetwork swear pack

The WTLNetwork swear pack is a downloadable pack that is mainly misused in a lot of clips (example hector the wanker)this situation made keeper of porridge make a parody called its a completley original WTLNetwork rip off.

## Quotes

```
arse blowjob bollocks c*** c** c*** dick drugs (bleep) fuck fucking fucked fucking fucking fuck you
fuck YOU full gay hard masturbate NO! OOOOOHHH (bleep) penis rape AAAAAAHHHWAAAHHHHHHH!- ringo starr

```
Toadie

Nobody knows for sure what a **Toadie** is, but there are many theories.

## Theories

* Audiovisual receiver like a TV or radio.
* A terrible rap artist.
* Another word for a roadie.
* A special kind of spatula for frogs.
* A tea made from milk, sugar and frogspawn.
* Some form of sexual act.
* A Chav
* Some form of sexual innuendo
Lets get a kebab and go to a DISCO television

**Let's get a kebab and go to a DISCO television** was a television station that was founded in 1997 by some trolls. The programming is primitive and childish, but surprisingly had an audience share of 75%. The station was purchased by the Sodor Broadcasting Company in 2011.

## Programming

### Fuck That C\*\*\*

**Fuck That C\*\*\*** first premiered on 1 April 1998. Many people thought the first episode was an elaborate April Fools joke, however this turned out to be false, and continued to air every Wednesday and Friday from then on until 2002. The program features people being splattered with mysterious white gunge repeatedly. The program caused controversy in 2002 when they gunged the British Prime Minister at the time, Tony Blair. He ordered the program to be banned, which it was until 2007, when Gordon Brown lifted the ban and made it mandatory for the station to continue making the program. He also said that Tony Blair shall be gunged annually on the program, which he was, and still is to this date. The gunging of Tony Blair takes place every Friday that is closest to 1 April.

### The Fucking Clunge Doctors

**The Fucking Clunge Doctors** is a soap opera which has aired since the channel first launched and is shown every other day. Similar to 'Fuck That C\*\*\*', it features people being splattered with mysterious white gunge, only everyone is wearing a doctor's coat.

### 20-Second Weather Report with our Fart Blowing Weather Chicken

The **20 Second Weather Report With Our Fart Blowing Weather Chicken** is, as the title suggests, a brief look at the weather featuring a farting chicken. It airs every evening at 8pm. Nobody knows why.

### Arse Cookies

A team of five people have to bake a tray of cookies and deliver them to a anthropomorphic arse. He says 'thank you' and grants them three wishes.

### Garlic Pasties

Hidden camera show where Kettlewell throws garlic pasties at random people before decking them. The show was cancelled after three series due to Kettlewell accidentally killing one of her victims.

## Purchase by SBC

The station was purchased by the Sodor Broadcasting Company in 2011 for the record price of $47.5 billion. The sale included all rights to the programming offered by the station.
James

**James** is a red tender engine/traffic light.

## Obsession with Gordon

James has an unhealthy obsession with Gordon. In James and the Expresso, he expressed an extreme desire to have sexual intercourse with him. In Sercy and the Pignal, he was visibly disappointed when he discovered that Gordon was not interested in him.

## Death

James was killed in an explosion that occurred randomly for no reason. After his death he told told everyone to shut up as it wasn't funny.

## Quotes

"Rabbish"

"Shut up it's not funny"

"Aah, Gordon wants me?"
2011 in poop

Below is a list of major poop events that happened in 2011.

## February

* February 5 - *You'd Be A Fool To Say No* is released.
* February 12 - *Aaargh!* is released.
* February 13 - *The Word Is...'Toaster'?* is released.
* February 18 - *I Promise You Nothing* is released.

## March

* March 5 - *It All Started Back In Second Grade...* is released.
* March 8 - *Surprise!* is released.
* March 11 - *The Best of WTLNetwork 3* is released.
* March 12 - *Chazlar and the Chocolate Parody* is released.
* March 27 - *Chazlar and the Chocolate Parody: Extended Edition* is released.

## May

* May 13 - *TWINS?!?* is released.
* May 22 - *Pogo On This, HiT!* is released.
* May 29 - *What Are You Talking About?* is released.

## June

* June 3 - *TTTEevstar Invades The Herb Garden* is released.

## July

* July 2 - *The Flint Called Manstone* is released.
* July 23 - *Gimme A Smile, Buddy!* is released.

## August

* August 5 - *The Welsh Fireman Strikes Back* is released.
* August 24 - The first part of *Marge And The Funny Whelk* is released.

## October

* October 2 - The second part of *Marge And The Funny Whelk* is released.
Thomas

Thomas is a cheeky little wank engine who lives at a big station on the Island of Sodor. When the big trains come in, he pulls the coaches away so the big engines can go and wank.

Thomas thinks that no one works as hard as he does, including Gordon. He is also very proud of his johnson, and thinks it is his most important part.

He was created on October 13, 1942.

## 'Acrylic Afternoons' Thomas

When frightened, Thomas lets out a high-pitched squeal while shrinking his eyes and stretching his mouth. This was seen in 'James' Shitty Wooden Bollocks'. Percy also does this, as seen in 'Percy the Hay Lord'. The reason for the naming of this phenomenon is because the high-pitched squeal sounds exactly like Jarvis Cocker in the Pulp song 'Acrylic Afternoons'.

## Death

On Friday 13th November 2009, Thomas became depressed that he had to fuck coaches because he couldn't fuck the world. Edward during this time felt sorry for him so both he and Edward agreed that Thomas would take Edward's drugs and Edward would fuck Thomas's coaches in the arse. However their drivers and firemen disagreed. This made Thomas suicidal. Thomas then rammed into the Stationmaster's house killing himself, Mr. Stationmaster, Mrs. Stationmaster and more importantly, the Breakfast.

### Death's Response

Death was rather irritated by the fact that he couldn't kill anyone else during the destruction of Mr. and Mrs Stationmaster's house, so he wrote a complaint to the Fat Controller, which was destroyed in the Fat Controller's night of passion with The Butler.
Toby's Mediocre Spin-off

## Synopsis

Toby the Shit Engine gets a fucking terrible spin-off and a stout gentlemen visits Toby's branch line.

## Plot

The intro has scenes featuring Toby, with the title saying 'TOBY THE TRAM ENGINE AND FRIENDS'.

Toby is a very slow c\*\*\*, who has cows and sideplates and doesn't look like a c\*\*\* at all. He has a coach called called Henrietta who used to be a whore, grumbles that it's not fair at all, making her remember that she used to be full and longs for the days when nine gentlemen would take her from behind. Then, Toby speeds up.

When Toby is always careful as cars, buses and lorries often have accidents, Ringo claims that Toby hasn't had an accident in years, and then Toby explodes.

Toby sees a lady and a stout gentleman on his platform, the stout gentleman is of course the Fat Controller but Toby doesn't know this yet. The stout gentleman's grandchildren show him the tram engine, and the stout gentleman tells them that it is a shit engine. The stout gentleman's stupid granddaughter asks him if it's electric making Toby cross and Toby shits himself, Stephen says that Bridget offended the tram, Bridget says that trams are electric but the stout gentleman admits that it's a shit tram. The grandchildren ask if they can have a ride; the stout gentleman says 'No' but they all get inside Henrietta, who becomes happier.

The stout gentleman asks Toby his name, and swears at him for the shit ride. Toby swears back at him and feels better.

Ringo reminds us how the children came every day for nine years, sometimes with the guard and sometimes, in empty trucks. One day, Toby's driver and fireman show him a letter from the stout gentleman. Toby listens and Ringo musn't tell people any more, or he shall be shot and he is.

The end credits feature a picture of Toby instead of Thomas. The episode was brought to the whole universe by Dave's Train Disaster Insurance Ltd. It stars Toby Tobyson as Toby the Tram Engine and Adolf Hitler, who made his debut as the Fat Controller. Instead of Britt Allcroft, WTLNetwork made the episode.

## Cast

Starring:

Toby Tobyson - Toby

Adolf Hitler in his television debut - The Fat Controller

and

Featuring the voice talents of -
One of the Beatles
(Damn, I've forgotten it again . . . )

## Production Crew

Camera equipment supplied by -
Harry Potter
of Potter's Cameras Inc.

Gaffer -
Dave Hedgehog
(What is a Gaffer, anyway?)

Video Editor -
Sodoff Baldrick

Production Supervisor -
Michael Jackson

Director -
Tony Blair

Janitor -
That guy off "Scrubs"

Production Assistant -
Russell Brand

Answerphone Monitor -
Andrew Sachs

Creator of Made-up Jobs Titles -
Sir Topham Hatt
(How did he get his knighthood, anyway?)

Toby the Tram Engine and Friends was brought to you by:
Dave's Train Disaster Insurance LTD.

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Toby
* Henrietta
* The Nine Gentlemen who took Henrietta from behind (mentioned, but not seen)
* Lady Hatt (does not speak)
* The Fat Controller
* The Fat Controller's Grandchildren
* Toby's driver
* Toby's fireman
The Chronicles of the Worst Bitch

**The Chronicles of the Worst Bitch** is a series of short poops which are to be placed in an episodic fashion at the end of future WTLNetwork poops. The first episode, *Tim Curry Has Intercourse With Pumpkins*, was shown at the end of the first part of *Marge And The Funny Whelk*.

## Episodes

 6 | Flight of the Pumpkin Fetishist | TBA
The Fat Controller's grandchildren

**The Fat Controller's grandchildren** are **Steven** and **Bridget Hatt**. They bear a striking resemblance to their grandparents, The Fat Controller and Lady Hatt. Bridgett is the idiot of the two, believing an obviously steam-powered tram to be electric. Steven, or as The Fat Controller calls him, "Homeboi Stevie", is to become the next controller of the island when he passes away...or is inevitably taken down by the loan sharks that are after him.

## Stephen

Heir to the Topham Hatt throne. Succeeded his late grandfather Topham at the age of 17 after he was murdered by Daisy for use of the forbidden word, feeble ("Bother!" *zzzzappp* "Excellent!"). No one knows how he got that position at such a young age. But once he did, he became overwhelmed by the unbelievable amount of debt he had to pay for his late grandfather. He quickly turned to food for comfort, and quickly grew obese, thus molding himself into the new Fat Controller.

## Bridget

Bridget is a moron who constantly inquires whether or not something is electric. She has a black boyfriend and also enjoys spending time in breakvans.

## Illegitimacy?

Rumor has it that their real father is not their mother's husband, but in fact a tourist who visited the Island of Sodor and was never seen since.

## References

1. ↑ YTP: Harold and Percy Shoot a Scifi Film (138 Tuna Subways) by Likety
A Disturbing Day Out

**A Disturbing Day Out** is a poop made by WTLNetwork in early 2008. It is a poop of the Wallace and Gromit movie *A Grand Day Out*.

## Ideas book

In 2011, while sorting out some old paperwork, Sam discovered a blue book which contained ideas for this poop. This appears to be the direct predecessor to The Original Ideas Book.
The Fat Controller

**The Fat Controller**, also known as **Sir Topham Hatt**, is the manager of the railway on the Island of Sodor and a member of the band that made Butler Love.

## About

The Fat Controller is the chain-smoking, drug dealing, ignorant, self-centred manager of the railway of the island of Sodor. It is unknown how he became the manager of Sodor as he doesn't have the means to do so, but he did it anyway. He does not approve of feelings. He has been reported having sex with trains, and is currently in a secret gay relationship with The Butler.
The Fat Controller proposed in July 2010. Some say he's colour-blind as he once said he'd take away James' blue paint and have him painted red, even though he is red. More people say he's just stupid.

## Early Life

In 1955, Sir Topham Hatt had his first twing of gay feelings, when he saw a purple Swinn bicycle with tassles and a pink basket. His parents, Dev and Dowager, began to notice something had changed with their child, and immediately forced him to watch porn. Each night, he had to watch at least five hours of porn, and he learned to hate his parents.

## Later Life

Sir Topham Hatt started gaining a lot of weight while working as a director on the Island of Sodor. Some say he spent his salary all at once on food. By the time he was promoted to controller, he was quite fat and people teased him by calling him "the Fat Controller". He overheard this once and thought it was a compliment, hence he encouraged people to call him that from then on. He married Minger (more commonly known now as Lady Hatt) on July 11th 1968. Naturally, he ate the whole wedding cake including the little plastic bride and groom on top.

## Knighthood

During a lapse of judgement in 1983, the Queen of England knighted The Fat Controller, though no-one knows why.

## Inferiority Complex

The Fat Controller is known for his small stature and wider-than-tall frame. At 5 feet and 6 inches, he is easily dwarved by those around him: workmen, engine crews, his wife, the butler, etc... He is often seen chastitising his engines for getting into situations that are not directly their fault, and calling them "really useless engines". It is believed that does these things to conceal his own insecurities. Some say it's the all the "toast and cocaine" that clouds his judgement. Others say he just doesn't give a shit.

## Debt

The Fat Controller is in a lot of debt, and owes literally billions of these to a consortium of loan sharks. He charged the purchase of all of the engines to his father's credit card when he was just 8 years old, which left his father (and eventually him) with a very large debt, which has gathered over 62 years of interest.

## Death

The Fat Controller was killed after accidentally calling Daisy feeble, his final word before his demise was "bother". No official funeral was held do to a controversial law on Sodor that fat people can't have funerals. The law was probably made after undertakers were sick of carrying heavy coffins, yet there was no body to be carried in this case because he was completely vapourised. His grandson Stephen succeeded him as controller of the railway.
Mr. Stationmaster

**Johnny Stationmaster**, better known as **Mr. Stationmaster** is a stationmaster on the Island of Sodor.

## Early Life

Mr. Stationmaster was born on May 15th 1955. He is one of the few hetrosexual men on the Island of Sodor. He met his wife, Mrs. Stationmaster, in 1981 while preparing for work one morning. She came into his bedroom with a plate of toast, stressing how important a healthy breakfast is. Without questioning why she was there or how she got into his house, he took the breakfast, and found it to be the best tasting thing he had ever eaten in his life and from that point on, had a breakfast fetish. The two were soon in a relationship with each other, and they got married in 1983. They had two children, Master Stationmaster and Miss Stationmaster, both of which were born in 1996. He has been known to have a slight tendency to become fuckin' furious.

## Death

While eating breakfast with his family one morning, Thomas, in a state of depression and hatred for everyone in the world around him, drove himself into Mr. Stationmaster's house, killing himself, Mr. Stationmaster and his wife, Mrs. Stationmaster, along with their breakfast. His two children miraculously survived the crash, bizarrely, lived with Mrs. Kyndley, and now, they are back to normal.

## Resurrection

On the 28th November 2009, Mr. Stationmaster was brought back to life by The Butler when he was going out with The Fat Controller. One week later, he starred in Thomas and the Unfeasibly Fast Bus.
Henry

The official gayest engine on the Island of Sodor.

On November 27, 1967, Henry came out.

On October 9, 1976, Henry was left in a tunnel for always and always and always and always and always and always and always and always, which roughly translates into 3.4 days.

On October 12, 1976, Henry came out. Of the tunnel.

In December 1986, Henry was taking the Flying Kipper when he had a serious accident. His driver and fireman died. The Fat Controller caused the accident.
Trickety-Trock

## Plot

The episode begins with WTLNetwork playing the "Thomas and Friends" opening theme on his kazoo.

Gordon always pulls the big semen-filled dicks because he is the only engine gay enough to do so, and enjoys seeing how fast he can pull the dicks. He then sings the "Trickety Trock Rap" with the dicks. Meanwhile, Henry wonders why he worried about cum spoiling his shitty coat of paint.

Gordon is going to cum all over Henry's face but he crashes through the station wall. Gordon wants to know what has happened to him and his driver swears that he has burst his bollocks and he can't pull the dicks anymore. Gordon is disappointed, because they were going so gaily too. Then, everyone comes to see Gordon and The Fat Controller says "Yeah! What is it doing for?", dislikes big engines, which always go wrong, and sends for another engine at once. While the guard goes to find another engine, everyone uncouples Gordon, who has enough puff to slink into the siding and out of the way. Then, the Fat Controller refuses to let Jedward try. Despite this, Henry is allowed out as he had just got some steam. Because he is dirty, stiff (WTLnetwork points out the innuendo of this) and covered in semen. Then, a message saying "REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF? I WASN'T FUCKING WRONG, WAS I?" appears and the Fat Controller advises Henry to have a wank to ease his bollocks and find a turntable.

When Henry cums, he feels much better. He is coupled up to Edward and the coaches. Edward and Henry swear they are ready but Henry puffs off without them and Edward shouts "STOP!". The passengers say "Fuck you" to him, and the Fat Controller promises him a blowjob. The episode ends with the "Trickety Trock Rap".

## Trivia

The dicks that Gordon is pulling are full of semen.

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Gordon
* Gordon's coaches
* Henry
* Gordon's driver
* The Fat Controller
* Jedward
* Edward
* Passengers
The Wanking Policeman

**PC Masterton Bates** is a policeman that wanks. He carries a notepad, in which he jots down insulting remarks regarding criminal offenders. He holds a great deal of knowledge about train maintenance and etiquette.

## Early Life

The Wanking Policeman was born on January 3rd 1971. In 1987, his parents went out for two hours to do the weekly shop when he found his Dad's collection of *Mayfair* magazines. Upon first looking at those pages, he knew immediately what his life's ambition was. To wank until he died. And that's exactly what he did. Every waking moment since that fateful day in 1987, the Wanking Policeman does nothing but wank, even when on duty. Presumably, he also did this during his job interview for being a policeman, so God only knows how he got the job. A lot of money must have changed hands. I just hope that he washed them.

## Transfer to Skarloey Railway

Officer Bates was transferred to the Skarloey Railway after police officers got tired of his constant wanking and insulting remarks.

## Future

After a brief look into his future thanks to a mysterious time-portal, he discoved that he will earn the world records for the world's longest wank ever, most c\*\* ejaculated in a life-time and first person to die while wanking. After discovering this, he made it his ambition to ensure these came (no pun intended) true.
Thomas and the Unfeasibly Fast Bus

## Synopsis

Bertie has an extremely one-sided race with Thomas.

## Plot

In the windmill scene, the video is split down the middle and reflected while the first part of the Thomas The Tank Engine intro is played backwards. The bridge scene is normal but the station scene is replaced by the man from the Six Flags advert dancing to the theme.

Thomas meets a bus at a junction. Thomas introduces himself and says he runs the branchline. When Bertie says 'So' Thomas swears at him. Thomas claims he can go faster than Bertie; an argument ensues, until Bertie tricks Thomas into saying that he can't. Bertie bets he can fuck Thomas. Their drivers let the fucking go ahead. When the station master says 'are you ready?' and 'Go!', Bertie leaves at an unfeasibly fast pace, but Thomas can't go fast whilst Bertie is in front. Annie and Clarabel plead Thomas to go fast and warn him that Bertie is a long way ahead. Thomas remembered the level crossing as Bertie fumes at the gates. He says 'Goodbye' as he sails gaily through. After Thomas passes the windmill, he says 'Oh Bollocks' when he comes to a station. Bertie tells Thomas that he can't stop and buses have to work, to make matters worse the signal breaks. As Thomas crosses the bridge, he and his crew hear an impatient 'honk honk'. Bertie waits at the traffic lights for several millenia featuring day, night and skyscrapers getting built up and being lasered, starts off with a roar and chases on after Thomas again. He reaches his full speed and goes in front but he is too fast when Thomas tries hard. As Thomas and Bertie whoosh into the last station, Bertie runs over some workmen and everyone is there to celebrate and Thomas tells Bertie that the race was fun.

## Characters

* The Six Flags Guy
* Ringo Starr
* Thomas
* Bertie
* Thomas' driver
* Bertie's driver
* Mr. Stationmaster
The Scottish Twins

The pair of twins that arrived from the Island of Sodor to help the Fat Troll.

## Original ordering mistake

When the Fat Controller ordered them from the manufacturers, he accidentally wrote "7" in the quantity box instead of "2", which resulted in four Donalds and three Douglases arriving on the Island of Sodor. The extra Donalds and Douglases were returned for a full refund, but not before they had their wicked way with Thomas.
List of Foxy's Family episodes

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Samuel Barber

**Samuel Osborne Barber II** (March 9, 1910 – January 23, 1981) was an American composer of orchestral, opera, choral, and piano music. He was the composer of 'Adagio for Strings', which has featured in a few of WTLNetwork's poops, including "Nobody Understands Thomas", "Look What You've Done To Our Breakfast!", "Ongoing Feuds" and "Percy Gets The Runs".
The Consequence 2/Transcript

Trap • Trap 2 • Trap 3 • Hallucinations • The Final Plan • The Unlucky Night • The First Problems • The Awakening 1 • The Awakening 2 • The Awakening 3 • Race Against Time • Attack of the Phantoms • Trapped in the Mind • Unexpected Meeting • Shadows of The Past • The Return of the Brother • The Last Suffering 1 • The Last Suffering 2 • The Last Suffering 3 • Strength in Unity • A New Beginning • The Unknown Evil • The Suspect • Unexplained Mysteries • The Beginning of the End • The Beginning of the End 2 • The Beginning of the End 3 • Time for Truth • The Traitor • Life of a Traitor 1 • Life of a Traitor 2 • Life of a Traitor 3 • Unstoppable Evil • The Great Escape • Dark Times • Naive Hopes • The Hero's Awakening 1 • The Hero's Awakening 2 • Mysterious Future • Evil Mind • Sinister Choice • The Growing Threat • Hidden Secrets • Time Traveler • Time Traveler 2 • New Intrigue • New Intrigue 2 • New Intrigue 3 • The Battle for Survival 1 • The Battle for Survival 2 • The Battle for Survival 3 • The Nightmare is Real 1 • The Nightmare is Real 2 • The Nightmare is Real 3 • The Last Hope 1 • The Last Hope 2 • The Last Hope 3 • The Time Machine 1 • The Time Machine 2 • The Time Machine 3 • Death Trap 1 • Death Trap 2 • Death Trap 3 • The Beginnings of Chaos 1 • The Beginnings of Chaos 2 • The Beginnings of Chaos 3 • Evil Factory 1 • Evil Factory 2 • Evil Factory 3 • A New World 1 • A New World 2 • A New World 3 • New Possibilities 1 • New Possibilities 2 • New Possibilities 3 • New Possibilities 4 • The Golden Mystery 1 • The Golden Mystery 2 • The Golden Mystery 3 • The Golden Mystery 4 • Friends and Enemies 1 • Friends and Enemies 2 • Friends and Enemies 3 • Friends and Enemies 4 • Secret Weapon 1 • Secret Weapon 2 • Secret Weapon 3 • The Rising Soul 1 • The Rising Soul 2 • The Rising Soul 3 • Deadly Plan 1 • Deadly Plan 2 • Deadly Plan 3 • True Destiny 1 • True Destiny 2 • True Destiny 3 • The Lost One 1
**Forgotten Events:**
Attacking the Guard • Broken Guitar • Missing Plushie • The Vision 1 • The Vision 2 • Daily Problems • Toy Bonnie x Toy Chica • The Dream • Dark Enemy • Prologue • Revenge • The Awakening • Replace 1 • Replace 2 • Replacements 3 • Dead or Alive 1 • Dead or Alive 2 • Dead or Alive 3 • Poison 1 • Poison 2 • The Ennard Story • Strength of the Brothers • Epilogue 1 • Epilogue 2 • Epilogue 3
Shadows of the Past/Transcript

Trap • Trap 2 • Trap 3 • Hallucinations • The Final Plan • The Unlucky Night • The First Problems • The Awakening 1 • The Awakening 2 • The Awakening 3 • Race Against Time • Attack of the Phantoms • Trapped in the Mind • Unexpected Meeting • Shadows of The Past • The Return of the Brother • The Last Suffering 1 • The Last Suffering 2 • The Last Suffering 3 • Strength in Unity • A New Beginning • The Unknown Evil • The Suspect • Unexplained Mysteries • The Beginning of the End • The Beginning of the End 2 • The Beginning of the End 3 • Time for Truth • The Traitor • Life of a Traitor 1 • Life of a Traitor 2 • Life of a Traitor 3 • Unstoppable Evil • The Great Escape • Dark Times • Naive Hopes • The Hero's Awakening 1 • The Hero's Awakening 2 • Mysterious Future • Evil Mind • Sinister Choice • The Growing Threat • Hidden Secrets • Time Traveler • Time Traveler 2 • New Intrigue • New Intrigue 2 • New Intrigue 3 • The Battle for Survival 1 • The Battle for Survival 2 • The Battle for Survival 3 • The Nightmare is Real 1 • The Nightmare is Real 2 • The Nightmare is Real 3 • The Last Hope 1 • The Last Hope 2 • The Last Hope 3 • The Time Machine 1 • The Time Machine 2 • The Time Machine 3 • Death Trap 1 • Death Trap 2 • Death Trap 3 • The Beginnings of Chaos 1 • The Beginnings of Chaos 2 • The Beginnings of Chaos 3 • Evil Factory 1 • Evil Factory 2 • Evil Factory 3 • A New World 1 • A New World 2 • A New World 3 • New Possibilities 1 • New Possibilities 2 • New Possibilities 3 • New Possibilities 4 • The Golden Mystery 1 • The Golden Mystery 2 • The Golden Mystery 3 • The Golden Mystery 4 • Friends and Enemies 1 • Friends and Enemies 2 • Friends and Enemies 3 • Friends and Enemies 4 • Secret Weapon 1 • Secret Weapon 2 • Secret Weapon 3 • The Rising Soul 1 • The Rising Soul 2 • The Rising Soul 3 • Deadly Plan 1 • Deadly Plan 2 • Deadly Plan 3 • True Destiny 1 • True Destiny 2 • True Destiny 3 • The Lost One 1
**Forgotten Events:**
Attacking the Guard • Broken Guitar • Missing Plushie • The Vision 1 • The Vision 2 • Daily Problems • Toy Bonnie x Toy Chica • The Dream • Dark Enemy • Prologue • Revenge • The Awakening • Replace 1 • Replace 2 • Replacements 3 • Dead or Alive 1 • Dead or Alive 2 • Dead or Alive 3 • Poison 1 • Poison 2 • The Ennard Story • Strength of the Brothers • Epilogue 1 • Epilogue 2 • Epilogue 3
Marge And The Funny Whelk

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**Marge and the Funny Whelk** is an upcoming trilogy of poops from WTLNetwork. Two parts has been released as of 2 October 2011, with the third part due to be released by the end of the year.

## Part 1

Harry finds out who killed his parents, the extent of his fortune left to him by his parents and also that Uncle Vernon does not believe in letters.

## Part 2

Starts off at Hogwarts and finishes at the start of the mission to protect the Philosopher's stone.

### Did You Notice...?

* The quaffles, bludgers and golden snitches in Harry's bloodstream?
* Peeves in Harry's bloodstream?
* That Zoe Wanamaker also plays Susan from My Family as well as Madam Hooch, hence the music?

### Trivia

* The photograph of the hand used for the middle finger scene was taken especially for the poop. The hand belongs to WTLNetwork member JT, a fact that was mentioned in the poop.
* Rik Mayall was initially cast as Peeves in the original movie, however his parts were cut from the final film.
* The sound effect when Harry crashes into McGonagall's window is the exact same one used when Uncle Vernon slams the ventilation grate on Harry's cupboard door in Part 1.
* *Do The Hippogriff* by The Weird Sisters was chosen for the end credits because the lead singer of the fictitious band was played by Jarvis Cocker, lead singer of Pulp.

## Part 3

Starts off with the three-headed dog and finishes at the end of the film.

### Planning

After coming to the conclusion that delays in poop production were primarily due to lack of ideas during production, it was decided that for part 3, the poop would be more or less fully planned out before any scenes were made. The planning stage of part 3 began on 18 October 2011 and concluded on 28 October 2011. The entire planning stage was done in Cyprus, where most of the team were holidaying at the time. Most of the poop was planned out in meticulous detail during this time period. Production is expected to start soon after the team's return, but the work and college commitments of the team may make progress slow.
How Are You Didgeridooing?

## Plot

The episode begins with the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) logo appearing and WTLNetwork introduces the show in an exagerated Australian accent. The title appears as "Thomas the Whacker and Cobbers", "Thomas" is a kangaroo in the Australian outback instead of an engine on the Island of Sodor, the writer of the Railway Series is credited as Rolf Harris and the person who addapted the series for telivision is credited only as "some drongo".

The big engines have been shut up for several days, and long to be let out again. The Fat Controller agrees, but only if they remember that the "no shunting nonsense" must stop. He then tells Thomas, Edward and Percy to shut up.

Percy looks along the main line, and is horrified to see Gordon. Gordon stops in front of Percy, and is crushed by a giant hammer. Percy runs away, and is so frightened he runs right up Gordon's arse without stopping. He then runs into Henry's tunnel, which is bricked up, bursts into flames and disintegrates.

Gordon comes to Percy's rescue, whistles, and congratulates him on stopping a nasty accident, only to shit himself. The episode ends with an ad for "Butler Love".

## Characters

* Rolf Harris
* Ringo Starr
* Henry
* Gordon
* James (cameo)
* The Fat Controller
* The Butler (cameo)
* Thomas
* Edward
* Percy
* The Giant Hammer
* WTLNetwork
* Mrs. Stationmaster
* Mrs. Kyndley
Mrs. Stationmaster

**Maria Stationmaster**, better known as **Mrs. Stationmaster** is the wife of Mr. Stationmaster.

## Birth

Mrs. Stationmaster was born on August 20th, 1959 in Tidmouth, Sodor.

## Personal Life

She met her husband, Mr. Stationmaster, in 1981 while preparing for work one morning. She went into his bedroom with a plate of toast, stressing how important a healthy breakfast is. Without questioning why she was there or how she got into his house, he took the breakfast, and found it to be the best tasting thing he had ever eaten in his life. The two were soon in a relationship with each other, and they got married in 1983. They have two children, Louie and Violet, both of which were born in 1996.

In 2002, she started the website www.sexybreakfastsluts.com. It was a specialist website catering for people who found breakfast sexually arousing. The website was shut down in 2004 due to lack of demand for a breakfast porn site.

She was a member of the band that recorded the CD Butler Love.

## Death

While eating breakfast with her family one morning, Thomas, in a state of depression and hatred for everyone in the world around him, drove himself into Mr. Stationmaster's house, killing himself, Mrs. Stationmaster and her husband, Mr. Stationmaster, along with their breakfast. Her two children miraculously survived the crash, and are now, rather bizarrely, living with Mrs. Kyndley.

## Resurrection

On Christmas Eve in 2009, Mrs. Stationmaster was resurrected along with her husband by Oliver Newton-John The Engine just in time for Christmas. On New Year's Day 2010, she was featured in Look What You've Done To Our Breakfast!. Nine months later, her house was wrecked again in She Likes It Rough so she had to bang Thomas. The scene is censored all over the universe except for the Netherlands.
Gordon

**Gordon** is a homosexual tender engine who suffers from extreme incontinence. He is the only engine who can pull the dicks.

## The "Gayest" Of All The Other Engines/Muff gabage

Gordon arrogantly believes himself to be the gayest of all the other engines. He constantly boasts about it, causing grief to the other engines. Gordon is in fact the third most gay out of all the other engines, only to be beaten by James and the ridiculously gay Henry.
Mmmoooooooooo!

## Synopsis

Henry and Gordon mock Edward for being afraid of cows, and proceed to kill one.

## Plot

Edward is taking some empty cattle trucks to a market town, and is wondering why they can't cum quietly. As Edward passes a field, some cows break through a fence, run across the line and break a coupling. Edward does not realise until Henry and Gordon laugh at him, and although Toby sounds cross he laughs at Edward too. Edward tries to puff off, but stops after a few metres.

Later, Gordon warns Edward to mind the poop. Along a long stretch of poop is a calf. Henry comes along and wants to hurt her.

The guard talks to the porter. The guard knows the cow, and says that her calf has died.

That night, Gordon explains to Edward that he and Henry stopped "so as not to excite her", and then shits himself.

## Songs

"Come On Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners

"It Must Be Love" - Madness

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Edward
* Cattle Trucks
* Henry
* Gordon
* Toby
* Cow
* Calf
* Guard
* Porter
Pulping The Charts

**Pulping The Charts** is a YTP that was released on 13 July 2023.

## Songs used

* Do You Remember The First Time?
* Common People
* Mis-Shapes
* Disco 2000
* Help The Aged

## Lyrics

***Intro***

Hush, keep very still, for the strangest things are about to happen.

***'Do You Remember The First Time?' segment***

You say you've got to go home

'Cos you've shit your pants again

***'Common People' segment***

She came

She said: "I wanna live like NORMAL MEN!"

***'Mis-Shapes' segment***

Raised on a diet of piss

Oh, we doin' yer mum

We're making a move

We're making a move

We're cumming (Holy fuck!)

Just put your hands up, it's Raid, yeah!

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***'Disco 2000' segment***

With woodchip on the wall

When I came

Let's all meet up in 2020

Would you like to cum?

Ooooooooooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh

***'Help The Aged' segment***

One time they were j-

Help!

Help!

## Trivia

* WTLNetwork have made numerous references to songs by the band 'Pulp' over their YTP career.
* The sound clip used over the disclaimer screen ('Hush, keep very still, for the strangest things are about to happen') is taken from the extended version of the Pulp song 'Countdown'.
* The ending of the YTP where Jarvis is flung out of the stairlift and out of a window is a reference to a real-life incident in the 1980s where Jarvis Cocker fell out of a window at a party while trying to impress people with a stunt. The building shown in the YTP scene is the same building where the real-life incident happened.
Daisy

## Creation and life before Sodor

Daisy was created by Wallace Camembert, an inventor from Wigan. Originally being called the Train-O-Matic, it was originally designed as a method of transportation around Wallace's house. His house is massive and covers 200 square miles underground, and Wallace was fed up with having to walk everywhere. It was only with the creation of the first prototype that Wallace added lasers to Daisy's eyes, having experimented with laser technology previously.

## Life on Sodor

### First Year

#### First day

Daisy arrived at Sodor whilst Thomas was indisposed. At the time The Fat Controller had great difficulty remembering her name- the scene in which he introduced her took 94 times to get correct. Toby and Percy were disgusted at Daisy's appearance, which was reminiscent of a fish. Daisy later turned down the luxurious engine shed in favor of one that was located in a ghetto.

#### Second day

When Daisy was asked to pull a pizza she became so furious she gave her fitter a blowjob. Afterwards, she revealed that each week she and her fitter engage in sexual intercourse.

### Second Year

#### Beginning of the second year

During her second year on Sodor Daisy continued to be lazy and stuborn, refusing to pull the giant pizzas and leaving the milk for Percy to pull. Whilst making her way to the Testicle Fields of Sodor, Ringo Starr called Daisy feeble, however regardless of this, Daisy decided without warning to kill the cameramen with her laser eyes.

#### Death of the Fat Controller

Whilst clearing the wreckage The Fat Controller told her the engines hardly work and calls her feeble, Daisy killed him and then hinted at other plans she had in store.

## Fears

### Testicles

Daisy has a great fear of testicles, this didn't go so well when she had to make her way through Sodors Testicle Fields.

### Pizza?

She might have a fear of pizza as she didn't pull the pizza and became frantic; although this may just be her massive laziness.

## Hatred of being called feeble

Daisy has an extreme hatred of being called feeble. If someone is to call her feeble, she will use her laser eye vision against them. Sadly, her shunter did not know this, resulting in his disintegration. Other victims include a cameraman (who was killed despite the narrator calling her feeble) and The Fat Controller.

## Relationships

### Her drivers

Daisy has two drivers. She dislikes both, resulting in the death of one.

### Her shunter

She has a massive hatred of her shunter, resulting in his death.

### Her fitter

She and her fitter engage in sexual acts each week.

## Trivia

During the poop, her mechanics can be seen through her front window.