Baroumbrella

* Bio

**Baroumbrella** is an NPC aboard the Xianzhou Luofu at the Exalting Sanctum.

## Profile

Baroumbrella is an ingenium created by Cong, a skilled craftsman at the Artisanship Commission, to help him write poetry to win the heart of a woman named Jingzhai. It believes it is a mushroom, and laments being a "failure of a mushroom" who cannot write poems.

## Dialogue

(First interaction)
**Baroumbrella:** ...
**Baroumbrella:** ...
**Baroumbrella:** Hello.
**Baroumbrella:** Could you please move over a tad?
 Who's talking?
**Baroumbrella:** It's me.
**Baroumbrella:** Do you also think mushrooms shouldn't talk?
 I can... but why?
**Baroumbrella:** Because I'm a sunbathing mushroom.
**Baroumbrella:** But you blocked off the light.
**Baroumbrella:** Do you also think mushrooms shouldn't sunbathe?
**Baroumbrella:** Oh, I'm so sad.
 Sorry, I didn't mean to offend...
**Baroumbrella:** That's alright.
**Baroumbrella:** Nobody cares about how a mushroom feels.
 But you're an umbrella.
**Baroumbrella:** That's what everyone says.
**Baroumbrella:** People say I'm an "Artisanship Commission's Civil Maintenance Unit Type-A."
**Baroumbrella:** But I'm a mushroom.
**Baroumbrella:** Oh, now I feel even sadder.
(Continue onto dialogue options below)

(Subsequent interactions)
**Baroumbrella:** ...
**Baroumbrella:** ...
**Baroumbrella:** Do you often talk to mushrooms?
**Baroumbrella:** Oh, I'm so sad.
 I'm curious.
**Baroumbrella:** I'll tell you everything I know.
**Baroumbrella:** Even though I'm just a mushroom.
 What the heck are you?
**Baroumbrella:** I'd call myself a mushroom.
**Baroumbrella:** What would you say I am?
 Fine then. You're a mushroom.
**Baroumbrella:** Really?
**Baroumbrella:** But you sound reluctant.
 You still look like an umbrella to me...
**Baroumbrella:** Of course, Mushrooms are shaped like an umbrella.
**Baroumbrella:** I think you're a little biased against mushrooms.
 Could you actually be a robot?
**Baroumbrella:** Possible.
**Baroumbrella:** Maybe I'm a robot mushroom.
**Baroumbrella:** Then wouldn't that mean I'm not pure-blooded?
**Baroumbrella:** Oh. I'm so sad.
 Why are you here?
**Baroumbrella:** Because I'm a failure of a mushroom.
 How did you fail?
 But you're a mushroom...
**Baroumbrella:** Do you also think mushrooms shouldn't fail?
**Baroumbrella:** Ugh, I'm so used to it.
**Baroumbrella:** Actually, I used to have a master.
**Baroumbrella:** He was a skilled craftsman at the Artisanship Commission.
**Baroumbrella:** My master wants me to help him write poetry.
**Baroumbrella:** I said, "but I'm just a mushroom."
 And so you failed.
**Baroumbrella:** Yes.
**Baroumbrella:** I'm just a mushroom who can't write poems.
 Isn't that poetry?
**Baroumbrella:** What is poetry?
**Baroumbrella:** I don't understand the first thing about it.
**Baroumbrella:** Because I'm a mushroom.
 Sadness overwhelms you...
**Baroumbrella:** You've learned how to give quick answers.
**Baroumbrella:** Oh. I'm so sad.
 I don't have any more questions.
**Baroumbrella:** May your path be filled with many mushrooms.
**Baroumbrella:** Bye.
 So long, mushroom.
**Baroumbrella:** May your path be filled with many mushrooms.
**Baroumbrella:** Bye.

 The Ambrosial Arbor is growing again...
(Note: This dialogue option is available after having reached a certain point in The Xianzhou Luofu storyline. It is available for clicking only once.)
**Baroumbrella:** Never.
**Baroumbrella:** It's probably because I'm just a mushroom.
**Baroumbrella:** Mushrooms only care about the ground and not things way up at that kind of altitude.

 Why are you a mushroom again?
(Note: Available after completing Poetic Genius Ingenium It is available for clicking only once.)
**Gloomy Poet:** I've always been a mushroom.
**Gloomy Poet:** ... Fine, let me explain.
**Gloomy Poet:** After thinking about it, I think I am more suited for gloominess. Orignally, I just wanted Master Cong to format me and be done with everything. But... the experiences I had with you all were also very precious, so I decided not to.
**Gloomy Poet:** Now, just treat me as a stranger mushroom, and let that be the mutual understanding between us.

 Have you heard that the Ambrosial Arbor has stopped sprouting?
(Note: This dialogue option is available after having reached a certain point in The Xianzhou Luofu storyline.)
**Baroumbrella:** No.
**Baroumbrella:** I've not heard about it and do not care.
**Baroumbrella:** I just want to start spinning like a little tornado.

## Change History

Released in **Version 1.0**[Create New History]