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Welcome to the **Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Wiki!**

*Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* is an anime created by a sentient (and the world's only) Krunkidile and Johnny TeUltra Satan.

The show stars Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and his friends as they struggle to defend justice, truth, and the sanctity of breakfast pastries all while trying not to kill each other with their own city-block leveling demon powers that killed all of their parents, neighbors, and families, plus some of their pets. Also their powers killed Jim, that one really nice mailman you would sometimes awkwardly wave to.

For more in-depth information visit the Plot page. If you want to view the episodes that have currently been catalogued, we have them on the Episode List.

Also see this page for the actual purpose of this wiki.
Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game 2- Wrath of the Viking Soldiers

**Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game 2** is the second game to the anime/manga/webtoon/porn mag/cartoon/comic book series that no one asked for, yet was made anyway, a sequel to Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game. It was developed by Phonearama Games (the charred, broken remnants of Phoenix Games) and published by Ultra Satan Games to mass horror and parody.

## Cast and Characters

The Scoutlings:

* Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout
* Zippy Danger
* Betty
* Dengar Dangerous
* Rear Admiral Fights
* Saracho

The Viking Soldier Leaders:

* Morgan Vaugh Nethylbeltageese
* Bon Foti Adrear Septic Lank the Seventh
* Forbes Buzz Feed Clique Bale
* GODAMNIT TELABPARTNERSDIN'T SHRTEGRAPHS.llc

## Plot

The story roughly goes that a tribe of ravenous viking soldiers have descended from the legendary planet ***Alligator Brinshington.*** As soon as they arrive, they attempt to conquer Matsubatsu Town with giant robots their powerful admirals! They also (unsurprisingly) kidnap Betty.

   But who cares about her, they plan to use their Power Nuggets to enslave the majority of the town; Do you have enough Brood-Jutsu to defeat them?!?!?!?!?

## Gameplay

A major innovation between this game and Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game was that *this* game actually had gameplay. While the gameplay wasn't particularly stellar, it was decent enough to get a pass by most people. Gameplay boils down to running and mashing the attack button in order to stun-lock enemies into submission.

Fortunately, the developers managed to hold off the Insane German Censorship Board (the IGCB), so there is actual violence in the game rather than insipid substitutes that clash with the game's design. In addition most of the game wasn't removed and remade into DLC! As such most of the levels play okay and don't clash thematically.

    Gameplay is very basic though as most of the gameplay was made in flash due to the developers spending a lot of time in a bunker fending off the employees of the IGCB. However, the boss fights and the cut-scenes are suprisingly well done given that those were made before the fighting started.

## Reception

The game was received as below average before release. However, Krunkidile installed mind control devices in the offices of all major game reviewers so all of them gave the game a 12/10. Many were astounded by the reviews and called Krunkidile out on this, to which he replied "Eh, talk to the angry sock puppet." People were mildly annoyed, and thousands resigned from their jobs in protest of unrelated things.

## DLC

* *Play as Robot Jebus*
	+ Play as a nerfed version of Robot Jesus
* *SHATTER THE HEAVENS!*
	+ Channel the power of interdimensional drills to open a link in the game to play other, better games on the internet.
Dallas Cowboys

The **Dallas Cowboys** are Papa Texas's biker gang. Despite what you'd think from the name biker gang and the fact they are named the "Dallas Cowboys", they don't bike on motorcycles or play sports. They ride BMX bikes. The Dallas Cowboys are the most brutal biker gang in the known universe and constantly reinforce this. They serve as the antagonist group in *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game.*

## Notable Members

* **Papa Texas**, Overlord
* **Bananarama**, Honorary Cowboy
* **Big Biker Sentry**, Biking Machine
Episode 2

## Big Sister's Good Image / Sato's Unrequited Love

**Big Sister's Good Image / Sato's Unrequited Love** (外面のいい姉 / 佐藤さんの片想い, **Gaimen no Ii Ane / Satou-san no Kataomoi**?) is the second episode of the *Joukamachi no Dandelion* anime series, first broadcasted on July 9, 2015.

## Summary

Kanade and Akane leave for school to go to a student council meeting. On the way, Kanade learns of Akane's reason to become king and points out her contradiction, namely that being king would only bring her more attention. She then tries to abandon Akane for clinging to her too closely. Akane is then almost hit by a truck while saving a cat, but Kanade saves her by materializing a giant, shock-absorbent wall. Akane asks how much it cost, and is shocked when Kanade tells her it cost 40,000,000 yen. The second part of the episode focuses on Hana Satō, who is bemoaning that no one at school knows her after she transferred away for a few years. She is shocked to find that Shū still remembers her. After school, she sees him walking home with Akane, and assumes that Akane is his girlfriend, but eventually realizes the misunderstanding. Upon being confronted by Shū and Akane, she confesses her feelings for the former. He replies that while he would return her feelings, he is focused on the election and trying to prevent Kanade from becoming king, and agrees to return them once it is over. That evening, he calls her to make sure she arrived home safely. Later, Akane wonders why Shū would want to prevent Kanade from becoming king.
Shadow Trap

**Hell-Holocaust-KKK-Skeleton-Ass-Fucks**, also referred to as **Shadow Traps** in the English dub, are the primary weapon of Rear Admiral Fights.

   Despite having no physical appearance, they are often easily noticed by Bananarama-Sama's minions, and to counteract this he distracts his foes with hours of intense monologuing. To the Hell Generals, they appear as giant chains with Shadow the Hedgehog attached to them. In addition tiny skeletons will grab onto the trapped individual and start singing "Spooky Scary Skeletons" while also looking kinda weird.

In later episodes of the series it is revealed that the shadow traps have a mind of their own (though no actual way of enforcing their will independently). Apparently the spirit who lives inside the traps is a skeleton named Bread. Not even the skeleton knows why he's named this, he only knows that "Bread" is a weird name. Occasionally, he brings his skeleton friends (one in disguise as a human) to help (harass) children in need of medical assistance; It is unknown if Rear Admiral Fights is involved.
Matsubatsu Beach

**Matsubatsu Beach** is one of the primary locations of Matsubatsu Town and a favorite hangout spot of the Scoutlings. Parts of it are also considered a wildlife habitat and sanctuary, and parts of it are also where Hell-Satans use needles, litter cigarette butts, and don't pick up after their dogs.

It has been occasionally the site of a battle, but more often any scenes or episodes taking place at Matsubatsu Beach have been poorly-disguised, poorly-written filler aimed at cheap exploitation of the female characters solely to excite the audience's sexual instincts, or "fanservice" as it's known.
Siamese-Twin-Spoi

**Siamese-Twin-Spoi** (同様の双子のスパイ ***'**Siamesu Twinaru Spoyaru'* ) is a mini-boss that appears in the game Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game during Act III.

## Role in the game

The boss ambushes Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout in the level "The Road to Yetti" after the player fights a horde of zombie pootis-birds.

It is a Spoi-like creature defined by its archetype of duality. The red head is extremely hostile, so much so that it will attack passing pop-singers and drown them in Mountain Dew radiation that they emit, and with good reason.

The blue head is passive, and does virtually nothing to assist their other head. Blue heads would be useless if they didn't house the monster's brain and produce Mountain Dew venom.

## Battle Strategy

The monster is impossible to beat unless you have the *Poot-Conga Twin Sword-Axe,*as the Siamese-Twin-Spoi will only take damage from the Pootis attack of the sword-axe. Also, it slows down the boss's projectiles a lot.

## Item Drops

The boss drops the following item upon it's death:

* 120,000 Choco Tacos
* 35 Bonk Tokens
* Conspicuous Carton of Cylindrical Cancer-Causers *(Key Item)*

## Trivia

* Siamese-Twin-Spoi is the only mini-boss that needs a specific item to defeat it.
* This monster is no-where to be seen in the manga or the anime, and is seen as a offensive cop-out.
Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man

> *"Ha ha ha! You realize only too late that you are doomed, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, for I have trapped you with me in the JANITOR'S CLOSET!! ... I'M DOWN HERE, IDIOT!"*
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**Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man** (マイクロ悪魔 - ヘルマン *Micro devil - Hermann*) is a minor villain from the filler episodes of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime. He first appeared in Episode 16. He harnesses the Power Noodles when he fights, using them poorly.

## History

Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man never grew any taller than 2 feet, his proportions merely changing instead of growing. Unable to cope, he turned to a life of technology and science. After being mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, he quit. This led him to becoming evil and joining up with other "evil" doers to destroy Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout. For some reason.

He's not even sure why.

Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man didn't reveal his true anger until Episode 56 when he harnessed the power of the MacGuffin Muffins to try and grow taller to destroy Betty and Zippy Danger. Even though he was able to summon the Millenium Muffin, it could not fix his height, so he instead used them to make his power grow exponentially. However, he could not control these new-found powers and died from shortness.

## Personality

From a very young age, Micro-Demonic-Hell-Man hated everything around him. He loved no one, aside from a long lost brother. Then his brother was killed, and he thus hated everything anyway. He picks fights with anyone taller than him, and anyone shorter than him. He will also fight people his own size, if he needs to.

## Trivia

* He draws power from Power Noodles, as opposed to Power Nuggets.
	+ This makes him worthless.
Piss Abyss

> *"GOD NO! PLEASE GOD NO!", standard response to the Piss Abyss*
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The **Piss Abyss** (アビス・の・ピス *Abisu no Pisu*) is a demonic, and very yellow, section of Ultra Satan Hell. It was originally created by Ultra Satan's lesser known brother, Bill of the Netherworld. Bill decided that, despite the inherent evilness of Ultra Satan Hell, there was not nearly enough pure concentrated villainy around to pass the next government inspection. So Bill thought of truly evil things to do some which included the mass murder of small children, the use of chemical weaponry, putting AXE deodorant on every male of the planet and watch as birth rates lowered to zero...but, what truly took the cake was something deviously simple. Pee on everything.

So it was decided (by Bill, no one else had a say) that the Piss Abyss was to be created. A single worker was hired for the job, who quickly went insane and designed the Abyss himself. Towards the end Bill, aghast by the above and beyond level of evil, considered shutting it down. But he didn't, and the construction continued. At the conclusion of the procedure, piss was literally everywhere. The walls were a frozen yellow, the ceiling and floors as well were the same putrid shade. All the swimming pools were... well you can guess. The very supports of which the place was built on were nothing but bottles of jarate, trillions of them. Everything, absolutely everything, was 100% evil bodily excrement. It was so evil in fact, that no one but the worst would be sent there if they were captured. Because, unlike actual religious orthodoxy, Ultra Satan Hell was where the dead went to vacation, and there would be no repeat customers if they saw this place.

However, the few denizens that were in this area experienced slight difficulties. Such as, say: mutating into piss based monstrosities with a hunger for bodily fluids. This was a problem, so it was decided that it would be nuked. Which didn't end particularly well, in fact it probably made the problem worse. The most notable monstrosity was the dreaded villain Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper who arose from the abyss with an army of piss demons in an attempt to conquer the world, but couldn't get past the residents of Matsubatsu Town. Another resident of the abyss is known as "The Hunter from the Piss Abyss" who was summoned through occult sciences in order to wreak havoc on the world and ruin public matchmaking as well kill people.

## Trivia

1. It's actually a consistent 65 degrees. Quite nice in the summer
2. Normal satan finds it so evil, that his eyes burned out when he saw

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## Welcome to the Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Wiki!

This wiki is dedicated to "Brooding-ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout," a fictional anime series made by Source Filmmaker animator, "Krunkidile," that parodies both shonen anime and fan-created Team Fortress 2 "Original Characters."

*Anything* said about *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* (except episode numbers) is canon. Therefore, feel free to add to articles, so long as it's *SOMEWHAT* relevant.
The Smatfeb Objects

The **Smatfeb Objects** (スマットフェブ・アブジェックツ *Sumatto-Febu Obujekutsu*) are a time-travelling assortment of random objects imbued with incredible power which Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and his friendos have to findos before the baddos win.

## Description

After the MacGuffin Muffins were found and used, a new, more powerful group of objects emerged, known as the Smatfeb Objects. Forged by space elves and some weird guy a couple months beforehand, the Smatfeb Objects were found to contain at least 53 times more Mountain Dew Radiation than the muffins, which means 53 times the power.

The following is a chart detailing the Smatfeb Objects:

## History

Way back in 1200 A.D, Chad, a resident of El Olden Matsubatsu Town, decided to create the Smatfeb objects due to an increase of Hell-Satan attacks. He created these objects by time-traveling to modern Matsubatsu Town, and collecting all the necessary items. However, during a visit to the future, he was shot by a Hell-Satan, and the raw objects were lost to time.

Way, *way* later, a few traveling space elves were passing by modern Matsubatsu Town and found the buried objects. They finished Chad's incomplete process and were thereby discovered by the Scoutlings not too long after.

## Trivia

* The 'Index Card with "NO" Written On It' item is a real object; It is in possession of Ultra Satan, after it was sent to him after the intro to the Greg: The Greg episode.
* Metal-Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's head was originally called the Robotic Bolt Wellspring Power Generator due to how it was (and still is) an extremely effective device at generating Energy Bolts. When it was taken and grafted to the body of Metal-Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout by Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy it gained its new name.
* The Wicked Sick Moped is the subject of extreme debate on both the Internet and in-universe. Despite the fact that it is clearly named a moped, mass flame wars and Mountain Dew Trance Combat are initiated due to both sides apparently arguing that it is either a bicycle or a motorcycle.
* Farkin can be in multiple bodies and places at once.
Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper Saga

The Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper Saga is the sixth saga of the Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout anime and the fifth saga of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout manga. This saga is after the Demo Drunkenstein Saga. This saga features Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper, his army of piss demons, and the Piss Abyss as the central antagonists. This saga became known for how the anime version of the saga was superior to the manga simply because more thought was put into its construction. What is sad is that the creators of the anime didn't actually put any additional effort into making the anime, just that the original saga in the manga was handled by a chimpanzee who had overdosed on dust and smack.

## Plot

After the defeat of Demo Drunkenstein the MacGuffin Muffins were lost once again. However, before the Scoutlings could go searching for them, a new villain appears as mentioned vaguely by Scout-Kenn while he was having a long distance phone call with Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout. This new foe has emerged from the Piss Abyss, a urine stained area in Ultra-Satan-Hell, and seeks to dominate the entire world using mind control and his army of piss demons. Wary of the new threat, the Scoutlings prepare to combat this new threat with their powers and a manual on decent hygiene. Alas their powers are simply not enough to hold back the legions of piss demons. Thus, Saracho and what's her face are incapacitated and captured by Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper. The rest of the Scoutlings resolve to learn the power of team work (because friendship is overrated) to defeat the army once and for all! Eventually enough damage is done to Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper's army that he can no longer take simply advise his piss demons on battle. Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper delivers an ultimatum to the city and is challenged to a duel by Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout. After Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper's defeat the Scoutlings are weakened due to fatigue and the copious amounts of piss they had to clean (via court order); seeing a great opportunity to rock the world into submission, Bananarama-Sama and his Hell-Generals take center stage in searching for the MacGuffin Muffins. This leads to the Bananarama Saga.

## Anime vs. Manga

This saga was very notable for how the production cast changed a great deal of the characters from the transition from manga to anime. What was even more unlikely was that most of these changes actually made the characters better. Most notable were the changes made to the character of Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper who was a much better character in the anime than his manga counter-part simply because his character actually developed over the course of the plot.
Saint Heffi

**St Heffi, Gaurdian of Business Lunch**, (セイﾝト ・ヘフィ *Seinto Hefi*) is the patron saint of the Church of Beer, an organization whose sole member is Demoknight Drunkman of Elderberries.

Despite his alcohol based status, he actually went cold turkey some years ago after an... awkward situation involving a tutu and several noisemakers. Drunkman still does not know this, and tries to give him free beer all the time. Strangely enough, half of the Church of Beer is in a soup store, and the other half is in Demoknight Drunkman of Elderberries' bar.

## Personality

St Heffi is an amiable, thick headed moron who likes sandwiches way too much. His response to any form of aggression is simply to smile, which just about sums about his measure of aggressiveness. Even his main form of attack, the Truck Punchline, is only used when he doesn't think anyone will get hurt. He is, of course, wrong; the target of the Punchline always dies. But, being an idiot, he doesn't notice and just kind of laughs. The only exception to this is whenever someone insults the Great Business Lunch, at which point he (in his own words) "just wants to burn the heretics."

## Powers & Abilities

St Heffi is not actually ordained by Heaven to do anything, much less protect the innocents. This means that despite his assurances otherwise, he has no actual holy powers. He does, however, have the ability to call down a *Truck Punchline*, which is literally just a truck falling from the sky and is his only power.

This attack is possible through the combined might of copious Dew-infused sandwiches injected directly into his bloodstream, done in a process similar to how primitive humans used Power Nuggets. Surprisingly, this process doesn't actually hurt.

## Trivia

* St. Heffi will sometimes eat ham with Beefo.
Yuuji Yamamoto

**Yuuji Yamamoto** (山本 悠二, *Yamamoto Yūji*) is a minor character in Castle Town Dandelion. He is a classmate and friend of Shuu Sakurada.

## Etymology

* The name **Yuuji** means "permanence" (悠) (**yuu**) and "two" (二) (**ji**).
* Yuuji's surname **Yamamoto** means "mountain, hill" (山) (**yama**) and "base, root, origin, source" (本) (**moto**).
Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom

The **Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom** is the most powerful weapon in the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* series, but only on Mondays and Thursdays. On every other day it is known as the Holy-but-maybe-kinda-unholy Regular Frying Pan of Excellent Cooking with its only power being to make great eggs. Legend states that only a select few who know the lost and ancient art of *Demonic Rock, Satan Paper, Sinful Scissors* was capable of wielding this powerful weapon. For the unworthy who did not know this ancient art, the Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom would turn them into silver.

Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy is the only known character to posses such talent and thus acquire the Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom without being turned into silver and wield it to kill Betty five times without causing the universe to implode.

Despite its name the Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom is not made of gold, nor does it increase the user's intelligence. But is in fact made of Yellow Metal**™** and decreases the user's intelligence by 60% as shown when Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy forgot how to tie his shoes, used words like "Dude" and "Bruh" when speaking to Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and Betty, and mistook Betty for a seagull and released her into the ocean only for her to drown and be brought back to life again.

He was only defeated when midnight struck and it was no longer Monday. Thus the Unholy-but-maybe-kinda-half-holy Golden Frying Pan of Ultimate Wisdom transformed back into the Holy-but-maybe-kinda-unholy Regular Frying Pan of Excellent Cooking, causing Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy to lose all his newly-acquired powers, but also to regain his intelligence and the ability to cook eggs really well. I mean, they were just fantastic eggs.
Choco Taco Academy

**Choco Taco Academy** (チョッコ・タッコ・の・アッカッダミー・アウォード・ウィナー *Choko Tako no Akadamii Awoudo Winna*) is the high school in the town of Matsubatsu which all of the Scoutlings supposedly attend. While the characters have been seen in and around the school, none of them have ever been seen actually learning in any classes, so the existence of the school as anything more than a set piece in one of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's nightmares or as a backdrop for something more interesting is a subject of debate among hardcore fans. It is also mentioned that graduating Choco Taco Academy takes nine years instead of four.

According to the Scoutlings, the academy is full of strange pillars and symbols that cause the layout to constantly shift from one day to another. This has the annoying side effect of allowing new filler villains to come out of seemingly nowhere. Strange things constantly happen around the academy and sometimes it disappears altogether for weeks at a time and none of the characters notice.

The school has also been blown up at least once by all villains (even minor ones) in every season past the third. How the school fixes itself is unknown, though it likely has to do with how the school keeps disappearing and reappearing.

## History

Choco Taco Academy was founded in 1002 by someone who could only read numbers backwards. Legend has it that the original founder invented a time machine and used it to steal alcohol and bury it in the ground in the hopes that the alcohol would be changed into artifacts of power. This would later become a plot point of the Demo Drunkenstein Saga concerning Demo Drunkenstein's 200% Alcohol liquor.

In the modern age it has been used as a mob front, illegal fishing zone, dumping ground, haunted hot hog stand, hot spring, test facility for cold springs, battleground for the fate of the world, gambling casino with poor supervision, and an overly complicated stop sign. All of these things have been seen by the Scoutlings but they have never been questioned by anybody except the fans and writers when the writers are in their occasional drunken stupor or when the writers have been chained to their desks.

## Notable Alumni

* The Scoutlings
	+ Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout
	+ Zippy Danger
	+ Betty
	+ Dengar Dangerous
	+ Rear Admiral Fights
	+ Saracho (exchange student from Britzerland)
* Others

## Trivia

* Although most of the teachers never show up to teach at the academy, they still receive 8 digit paychecks a month.
* The "principal" (who has never been seen) has been said to be involved with several tax evasion schemes along with Beefo.
* The entire school has never been seen in its entirety, most likely due to its alien geometries being too perfect to be rendered in a way conceivable to humanity.
* It is said that the original blueprints were created by Bruno Mattei/Vincent Dawn.
* The school gets its name because it sits right above a cave in which Choco Tacos are mined.
	+ The acquisition of these Choco Tacos is the basis for the conflict in the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* video game, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout: The Video Game.
Episode 3

**A Major Hoopla** is the third episode of Season 1 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime.

## Summary

Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout must face his most powerful enemy to date, Hoop Guy! Hoop Guy has come to eat all of the squares in Matsubatsu Town, due to an irrational hatred of right angles, with his Hoop Trap! Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's power nuggets are not strong or numerous enough to face Hoop Guy with such a trap, and if he loses, all the squares in the world will be destroyed, causing massive structural collapses, which will mean that chaos will reign for eternity.

Can Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout swallow his pride long enough to let his friends help? Will Hoop Guy be defeated? Will a man made out of triangles be summoned? And will Dengar Dangerous restore his pride and honor? Find out on the next episode of *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout*, airing Fridays at 25:00pm.
Parkour-Jutsu

Not to be confused with Brood-Jutsu, **Parkour-Jutsu** is the ancient art of dance.

## Basics

Parkour-Jutsu is a very rare style of harnessing energy. Mostly through interpretive dance, this art utilizes the tragic emotions within the user to move faster, to fight harder, and to compete in the Riverdance. Most users like to travel in large groups to maximize the power of their dances. When used at the highest level, Parkour-Jutsu can be used to cross any distance, at any angle, in a matter of anime-length seconds.

## Trivia

* One requirement of Parkour-Jutsu is good upper body strength.
* In the anime, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout learns the ancient Parkour-Jutsu from his radical Uncle Cleetus.
	+ In the original manga, however, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout learned this jutsu from an old dusty paper stone tablet he discovered in the "Dark-Spooks-Not-Enter-We-Hold-No-Treasure-Here-Cave" during Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's failed attempt at late-night cross-country jog.
	+ This was changed after the anime's head enslaved animator saw a cave and was horrified.

*[ needs more stuff (always!) ]*
Episode 4

**The Deadly, Dangerous, Dengar Dangerous!** is the fourth episode of Season 1 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime, as well as the episode introducing Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's worst friend, Rear Admiral Fights.

## Summary

A new-new student, Rear Admiral Fights,has arrived at Choco Taco Academy. He quickly distinguishes himself as the smart one by answering every question asked in class. Later Rear Admiral is confronted by Dengar Dangerous.Dengar threatens to give Fights a bad hair cut if he doesn't quit making Dengar look bad. Using his quick wits and silver tongue, Rear Admiral Fights tricks Dengar into eating his own desk.

Later on Rear Admiral Fights learns of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's Scoutkenn powers when he punches a lunch lady into the meatloaf dimension for giving him an unwanted extra scoop of mashed potatoes, causing anarchy in the entire cafeteria. After school, Fights approachesBrooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and informs him that Fights is also capable of using Scoutkenn. He challenges Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout to a friendly sparring match to see who is stronger. Making the first move, Rear Admiral Fights casts one of his Shadow Traps, but he misses when Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout bends over to pick up a penny.

The fight ends in a draw, but Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is wary of Rear Admiral Fights and decides to keep his eye on him, as he stands on a rooftop, brooding, and looking down at Rear Admiral. In the meantime, Rear Admiral Fights is also standing on a rooftop, brooding, and looking down at Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, somehow.

## Trivia

* Though the episode is titled after Dengar Dangerous, he plays a very small role in this one. This is either a marketing ploy by Ultra Satan to make Rear Admiral Fights seem cooler or a clerical error.
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The Allied States of Arxus Eron, commonly called Arxus Eron or Eronia, is a Parliamentary Constitutional Republic in N/A. It is bordered on the north by N/A, on the south by the Esperanza Sea, by the east by N/A and on the west by Seliberari. Arxus Eron covers 72,525 square kilometers and has has an estimated population of 15.5 Million Eronians. Arxus Eron is comprised of 5 States Enna, Bologna, Cuneo, Pavia, and Udine.
Hulk Hogan

**Hulk Hogan** is a minor character from the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* manga. Hogan is a muscular human who is also a wrestler and a real American.

In issue #632 of the manga, Hulk Hogan was sent by the revived Bananarama to take the MacGuffin Muffin that was currently in Dengar Dangerous's possession. The two met in an old wrestling ring and began dueling, but Hulk Hogan clearly had the upper hand. After the power of Hulkamania nearly ran wild over Dengar, Hogan took the Muffin for himself, only for Dengar to snatch it back while Hogan was doing his item getting pose. Hogan, not willing to face an angry Bananarama, committed hara-kiri and ascended to the WWE Dimension.
Mountain Dew Radiation

**Mountain Dew radiation** is the lifeblood of the universe.

    Dew radiation is what indirectly gives the various people of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* universe their magic anime powers. However, due to the fact that Dew radiation is extremely difficult to use in its completely raw, misty form, said powers can only be granted by the condensed, impure, easier-to-use Power Nuggets or their various substitutes.

## Lore

Mountain Dew radiation is brought up by characters several times (indirectly) and is considered more volatile than nuclear fusion. In the final saga, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout transforms his power nuggets into pure Mountain Dew radiation in order to fight his enemies. This has the side effect of giving Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout even more angst and making him a lot more powerful.

Hell-Satans claim that Epic Sauce is much stronger, however, this is a lie, until the grand finale where Robot Jesus uses a magic plot hole to purify some and imbue it with great power.

## Alternate Forms

Often alluded to in seasons 4, 9, and 15 are the alternate forms of Mountain Dew Radiation. Not much is known about these cryptic energy forms or how they can be baked into usable pastries, but we can assume much.

* *Black*: The Inverted energy force in the universe

* *White*: Nothing is known.

* *Red*: Suspected to have been the main ingredient in the Goggle Muffin. Little else is known.

* *Cyan*: Bananarama-sama referred to this only as "Baja radiation."

* *Blue*: Nothing is known.

* *Orange*: Has a specific affinity for Electricity, little else is known.

* *Clear*: Like the orange one, but with a specific affinity for Ice instead of Electricity. Little else is known.

* *Green*: This is the most common and all-powerful form of Mountain Dew radiation. It is the jack-of-all-trades, incredibly destructive, and the easiest to use. To be honest, this single type of Mountain Dew radiation is so powerful that it's a mystery why the other colors bother to exist.

### Combinations

An ability only reserved for the most powerful of Scoutkenn users is the power to combine Power Nuggets, Mountain Dew Radiation, and the mythical power of Doritos to create the most powerful drink, the MLG Elixir. The MLG Elixir is said to taste terrible but give the drinker untold powers, including being the best at video games and real life, getting all the girls (but only in your head), summoning any Float you wish (for up to 48.2 seconds), and playing the flute with your nose like the pros do. The side effects are rumored to be covered with severe, embarrassing acne, sick, in your mom's basement.

## Trivia

* Robot Jesus  is made of 1/8 Mountain Dew radiation.
* It is rumored that Mountain Dew Radiation might be the reason Beefo's blood is green, although this has yet to be confirmed.
* It is a functional ingredient in pies
MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL

**MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL** is an upscale version of Ultra-Satan-Hell. It is a source of even more powerful evil than Ultra-Satan-Hell, and as the show progressed, many of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's strongest adversaries were directly from MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL, most notably the trickster villain, Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy.

Whenever MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL is mentioned in the show, the character always screams "MEGA ULTRA SATAN HELL?!" as loud as they possibly can. After the initial mention, other characters usually repeat it questioningly -- "MEGA ULTRA SATAN HELL?!" -- and the original speaker will reemphasize the fact with another scream of "MEGA ULTRA SATAN HELL!!"

Infamously, this style of scriptwriting sometimes led to entire episodes of the anime dedicated to dialogue where the characters were all just screaming "MEGA ULTRA SATAN HELL" at each other in turns.

Strangely enough, most Hell-Satans from here are of a more humanoid appearance. Wether or not this has to do with the amount of Negative Epic Sauce is unknown.
Fredgar

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**Fredgar** (フレッドガル *Fureddogaru*) is a goat that constantly has its tongue out. It usually hangs around Yetti and has been confused with being an ultra-powerful demon summon that aids Yetti in battle. However Fredgar is simply a ordinary goat whose life dream is to eat a lollipop, become a rockstar, and then go home. Since Fredgar has already achieved rockstar status (He is the frontman of Bananarama-Sama's band) and can go home any time he wants, this just leaves his dream of eating a lollipop. To this end, he has been following Yetti around non-stop in pursuit of the Lollipop Scepter. He appears randomly throughout the show post-Bananarama saga and is almost never part of the main plot. Sometimes, he's just standing there... staring.

It is possible that Fredgar is an omnipotent being. This is supported by the complete disregard for the laws of physics. If he is, it is unknown why he has difficulty attaining the Lollipop Scepter. Possibly just lazy.

## Accidental Assistance

Fredgar is well known for his inconspicuous assistance that he gives to the Hell-Generals, often in what appears to be an accidental fashion. An example of this is when he destroys Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's recently christened battleship by licking a tree. It is unknown how this correlates in any logical fashion to the battleship, but somehow it is understood by all it was caused by him. Fredgar responds to questions about this by stomping his feet onto the ground, therefore causing the person in question to burst into flames.

## Voice Actors

Voiced by Smokey McFodelPang in the English dub

## Powers

Even Fredgar does usually not fight, but he can combine Power Nuggets with Power Noodles and mutate. This was shown in Episode 243 "Zippy's Mistake". Zippy accidently punched Yetti in a coma what caused Fredgar to activate his Mutators.

* Mutator 1 "Demon-Soul-Frenzy": Fredgar calls the Powers of ULTRA-MEGA-SATAN-HELL and mutates in a demonic looking Goat. He can create Dark Holes and suck things and shoot these at the Opponent.
* Mutator 2 "Super-fast-spicky-blue-Goat-ruined-by-a-Spin-off": Fredgar runs with the Speed of Light and can strike Opponents with spicky Hoofs.

## Role in the Video Game

Fredgar shows up as one of the bosses in Act III of the video game, where he holds one of the parts to the Choco Taco Academy Gate Key.

## Trivia

* Fredgar and Yetti seem to have a mutualistic relationship where Yetti does nothing of importance and knows nothing, and Fredgar does many things of importance and knows many things.
* It is currently unknown if Fredgar has any connection to the dimension of goatmen (not to be confused with Ultra-Satan-Hell) though it is possible that this is his home plane of existence.
Epic Sauce

**Epic Sauce** is a drink in Ultra-Satan-Hell which Hell-Satans claim is the most powerful substance available to anything short of Robot Jesus. This is a lie, however -- despite being powerful and containing hints of Mountain Dew Radiation, it is NOT the strongest and is also full of lethal amounts of corrupting evil to boot! This gets even worse with its Negative variant, the best-selling refreshment of MEGA-ULTRA-SATAN-HELL.

In the final saga, despite its supposed power being fake during the entire series, some purified sauce infused with powerful energy, known as the "True Sauce," is created and granted to Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout by creatures of Robot Heaven and Robot Jesus, just because they could. The power lets Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout erase an amalgamation of Betty, Bananarama-Sama, and Cthulhu from existence, and afflicts him with the major side effect of turning him into a god incarnate and afflicting him with critical-mass Angst.
Places in Frihenstein

\\Finally decided that I should start doing some writing for my nation, Frihenstein.\\

.\States, Territories, Cities, Towns, Hamlets, Roads, and other Places\.

New Antiedium (Capital)

Old Antiedium (Former Capital)

Sturmgren (District, County, Municipality)

Heerstag (City, Town)
Pskyt (State)
Nuregiem (Unincorporated Community)
Huskenty (City, Town)
Little Vichi (Unincorporated Community)

Velestig (State)
Lindhelm (City, Town)
Djerkow (City, Town)
Diirlagne (District, County, Municipality)

Wyvernshore (District, County, Municipality)
Deerton (District, County, Municipality)
Rayburn
Edgevick
Barrowhaven
Redkeep
Wildeland
Goldview
Stonebush
Lakeholt
Southshore
Westwald
Dellwyn
Lige
Nedril
Grynn
Burder
Dahilia
Pine
Corcrest
Stonemount

\\Will be adding to list.\\
The Moon

The **Moon** (ムーﾝ *Muun*) is the big, whitish orb that very creepily stalks the planet the Scoutlings live on. Normally just an ominous presence in the nighttime sky, it became a battleground setting during the Angry-Bloodthirsty-Samurai-Rival-Scout saga, The Invasion of the Lead Men from Smoke Star saga, and later the Moon Men Klan Sentai saga.

## History

During his ultimate battle with Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, Angry-Bloodthirsty-Samurai-Rival-Scout destroys the Moon with one of his abilities. The resulting gravitational imbalance then destroys Wisconsin in its entirety. The tides also get really screwed up, and countless surfers never saw land again. After Angry-Bloodthirsty-Samurai-Rival-Scout's final battle, he creates a new moon made out of rubber. This new Moon is inhabited by Sentient Rubberducks who construct an advanced civilization on the new Moon. The Moon becomes a major setpiece during Season 13 due to the invasion of Lead Men and is featured heavily in that saga. The Moon's destruction and recreation is also the inciting factor for the Moon Men Klan Sentai Saga.

While the Moon has the ability to speak, it is banned from ever doing so by the Super-Celestial-Restraining-Order which prevents sound from traveling in a vacuum unless the speaker is permitted to by Space Court. It was also originally the abode of the Lead Men who abandoned their first home after an accident which destroyed their planet's equivalent of Wisconsin. Following this, the Lead Men left for another solar system and found a brown dwarf planet to settle around. This resulted in the Lead Men turning into gaseous fumes due to the influence of the magical energy of the area.

## Trivia

* Thousands of years ago, before the Super-Celestial-Restraining-Order, the Moon made a habit of screaming at the Earth. It was extraordinarily unpleasant. Nobody likes to talk about it, but- look, it *happened,* okay?
* Other celestial bodies are very wary of the moon
* Deep within the moon, there are several diamond-encrusted muffins
* The power of the moon has no direct barring on Dengar Dangerous' powers
Second Rear Admiral Fights Saga

The **Second Rear Admiral Fights saga** follows the Invinci-Lass Saga and is a continuation of the first Rear Admiral Fights Saga, and as the name suggests, Rear Admiral Fights acts once again as the primary antagonist of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and his friends.

## Plot?

Where were we again?

Oh, right. So after that ***thrilling*** battle against Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass, Rear Admiral Fights took it upon himself to betray all of his "friends" again since his main competition was no longer present. Happy that his arc was finally back on track, Fights displays terrifying new powers! Rear Admiral Fights immediately battles the Scoutlings and bests them easily when they approach his fortress. Fights' generals also return from their vacation and make Matsubatsu Town uncomfortable due to their lovely fashion designs. With all of these factors, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout decide that he needs to train even harder in order to defeat Rear Admiral Fights.

Over the course of several episodes we learn Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's backstory and personal issues, as well as how the MacGuffin Muffins function. Eventually Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and Rear Admiral Fights have their final showdown on Rear Admiral Fights' fortress. Due to various time-space anomalies, the battle ends up taking eighteen hours over the course of four episodes.

Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout wins the fight, by the way.

After his defeat, Rear Admiral Fights remains antagonistic towards Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and his friends, despite no longer being a major villain, until the arrival of Demo Drunkenstein at the beginning of the Demo Drunkenstein saga.

## Trivia

* In the manga, the Invinci-Lass Saga never happened, making the Rear Admiral Fights Saga only one saga, and much more consistent thanks to not being interrupted.
* This saga wavers back and forth between admitting the previous saga existed and saying it never happened (most of the characters were in denial).
Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy

**Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy** is one of the 5 Generals Rear Admiral Fights hires to defeat in the second half of the Rear Admiral Fights Saga, first appearing in Episode 40 in a segment called,"OldMan-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy!! As They Search, He Joins the Hunt??", of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime.

## History

After Doctor-Mad-Insane-Medic ..., he decided that he would bring video game characters to life. Because, you know...plot. However, after a time Doctor-Mad-Insane-Medic realized that was really dumb, and chose Gehrman instead.

His creation was a difficult process, one that claimed many hours and coffee cups. Eventually, Doctor-Mad-Insane-Medic just said screw it and copied Frankenstein, prompting a lawsuit and summary execution and a weakness to Rocky Road on the part of Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy. Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy, now deprived of his master, decided to randomly attack Rear Admiral Fights, because "it seemed like a good idea at the time."

After a strenuous search lasting almost 3 minutes, he eventually found Fights, only to realize that he was "one of dem whippersnappers," his only true hate. This is because he is really old -- as in really, really old. Honestly, you don't want to know how old he is.

But, despite this, he mustered the will and necessary medications to challenge Rear Admiral Fights to a duel to the death, the response to which involved one finger upward and a lot of rude talk. This put Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy in a rage ("Why you little!"), prompting an immediate and unending assault on Rear Admiral Fights.

The battle went well for Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy. At least, that was the case for a time. Around three quarters of the way, Bananarama-sama's band bus came along with 25 pounds of rocky road placed inside and the beatbox at maximum volume. This severely weakened Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy to the point of near death allowing Rear Admiral Fights to monologue about his new ability for the rest of the episode while Oldman-Top-Hat-Reaper-Spy determinedly tried to kill himself ("Don't kids know how to fight anymore?"). He eventually succeeding by bleeding out a drip at a time while Rear Admiral Fights began to muster his attack, which would have taken at least another 3 hours.

He's later resurrected by Fights in order to help fight against Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout

## Trivia

* He has a cool top hat.
* No one really knows what his real age is. Some people say he died at the age of 65, 66, 67? I don't know? Look it up on the wiki or something.

* His weapon, "the Burial Blade," can transform from a one-hand curved sword into a bad-ass two-handed scythe that can increase his swing speed.
	+ However, due to his deteriorating bones and general brokeness of his body, he mostly uses it as a crutch, whilst yelling at teenagers who have more mobility than him.
* His first words upon being created were, "Dine at Arby's."