Faygo

The Faygo Logo

**Faygo** is a soft drink company headquartered in Detroit, Michigan. The company started in 1907. It's distributed in the Mid-West, Mid-Atlantic and Central Southern USA and Southern Canada. It's also distributed in California, but in a tiny number of places (I think.). In 1907, when the drink was introduced, there were only 3 flavors, grape, strawberry and fruit punch, now there are over 50 flavors. In 1958, they made commercials with Wilkins and Wontkins,(as Faygo and Faystop) advertising **Faygo** Strawberry. From 1958 To 1959, 10 commercials were made for **Faygo**, including a version of the Cannon commercial, which is lost. Out of 10 commercials made, 3 of the **Faygo** commercials were found, Swimming Pool, Thinking Man's Drink, and Jailhouse (image of the commercial only).

These are the scripts for the Faygo commercials, But remember some of the these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins(as Faygo and Faystop)videos of CBS, ABC, and NBC, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, Ivan Simonov, Nikki Arsenis 2, & more.

## Contents

* Swimming Pool
* Water With Dinner
* Jailhouse
* Sinking Man’s Drink
* Cannon
* Give Him The Eggs
* Cheep Cheep
* Peter Peter Strawberry Drinker
* Brand X
* Psychiatrist
* Fired
* Monster
* Ship Overboard
* Grenade
* Whale of a Strawberry
* First Strawberry on the Moon
* Climbing Tree
* Good, Better, Best

* Faygo: I just filled my whole swimming pool with Faygo Strawberry.

(Faystop falls into a pool)

* Faystop: Help! I’m drowning!
* Faygo: I told him he ended up drinking Faygo.

* Faygo: Want some Faygo Strawberry with your dinner?
* Faystop: Nah, Just gimme some water.

(Faygo squirts Faystop with water)

* Faygo: A person like that needs brainwashing.

* Faygo: Why are you speeding?
* Faystop: I was going for a cold soda.
* Faygo: Faygo?
* Faystop: No, just any old kind.

(Jailbars slam shut)

* Faystop: Next time i’ll say Faygo.

* Faystop: I’m Sinking! I’m Sinking! Save Me!
* Faygo: Have some Faygo Strawberry.
* Faystop: Why?
* Faygo: It’s a sinking man’s drink.

(Faygo looks as Faystop drowns to the bottom)

* Faygo: OK buddy what do you think of Faygo Strawberry?
* Faystop: I Never Tasted It!

(Faygo shoots Faystop)

* Faygo: Now what do you think of Faygo?

* Faystop: Gimme The Eggs and no Faygo Strawberry!
* Faygo: Give Him The Eggs Boys!

(The boys throw eggs at Faystop)

* Faygo: A meal without Faygo is a mess.

* Faygo: I have Faygo Strawberry and another kind of strawberry.
* Faystop: I Want The Cheap Stuff!

(2 Birds come out of the bottle and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)

* Faygo: Sorry but that other strawberry’s for the birds.

* Mr. Faygo: Peter Peter Strawberry Drinker told his wife he couldn’t sleep, Now Faygo Strawberry Zero Sugar, (Faygo bonks Faystop causing him to sleep) Makes him sleep so very well.

* Faygo: How about a glass of Faygo Strawberry.
* Faystop: Nah, Let me have Brand X.
* Faygo: OK.

(Faygo Presses Faystop with a branding x iron)

* Faystop: OOOOOOOOOOH! That smarts!

* Faygo: I really love my Faygo Strawberry.
* Faystop: You Wanna see a psychiatrist.
* Faygo: I did that’s who told me about Faygo i used to love my raincoat.

* Faystop: Old Man Perry just hired me to sell his crummy Faygo Strawberry.

(The man’s hand sets Faystop on fire)

* Faygo: I think he just fired you too.

* Faygo: Do you drink Faygo Strawberry?
* Faystop: No!

(A monster appears and swallows Faystop)

* Faygo: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink Faygo Strawberry.

* Faygo: I Christen Thee!

(Faygo hits a ship with a bottle of soda causing it to sink)

* Faystop: That bottle of soda! Is it Faygo Strawberry?
* Faygo: Yes.
* Faystop: Thanks! (Drowns)

* Faygo: Let’s take a Faygo Strawberry break.
* Faystop: Naw.
* Faygo: Then hold this while i have a bottle.

(The grenade explodes on Faystop)

* Faygo: Some people just go to pieces without Faygo Strawberry.

* Faygo: Wanna go back to the surface for Faygo Strawberry?
* Faystop: I never touched the stuff!

(The whale eats Faystop whole)

* Faygo: You should it's a whale of a strawberry!

* Faygo: Faygo's going to be the first Strawberry on the moon!

(The rocketship blows up)

* Faystop: What now?
* Faygo: Faygo's still the best on earth.

* Faystop: Why are we climbing this tree again?
* Faygo: For Faygo Strawberry!
* Faystop: Nope!

(Faygo kicks Faystop out of the tree)

* Faygo: It's autumn and the berries are beginning to fall.

* Faystop: Faygo makes good Strawberry. (He is hitted) Better Strawberry! (He is hitted again) Faygo makes the best Strawberry!
* Faygo: Congradulations!