Lord Farquaad

**Maximus Farquaad** is the current ruler of Duloc and a Dulocian professional football manager and former player, who is the current manager of German club Hamburg Bees. He joined oh dear in 2022 after Tom Robinson was forced to retire from football early. In the games he has played in, he has shown moments of magic alongside Big Jill. He also owns a rare fish oil conglomerate in Zanzibar and inner Mongolia.

## Football Career

### Playing Career

#### oh dear

Lord Farquaad was originally just the sole ruler of the Caribbean kingdom of Duloc before he expressed his interest to join a football club. Many clubs picked up an interest in signing him, but none more so than oh dear. He joined the club following the disappearance of oh dear player Tom Robinson and was pushed into the first team to replace him. He started off well and became a fan favourite instantly, flaunting his impressive skills on the pitch and his ridiculous wealth off the pitch. Farquaad is most well known for his brace in the dying moments to secure promotion for the club

### Managerial Career

#### Hamburg Bees

In 2021 Lord Farquaad began his career in management, taking over as the manager of his new club Hamburg Bees who play their football in Germany.

## Cricket Involvement

During his time in Germany, he met and fell in love with a woman called Balinco Pringle. They would later give birth to a bouncing baby boy called Quingle Pringle, who, after five days of being alive would clone himself, creating Quingle Pringle II.

Sadly, Pringle the first would be killed after being trampled by a cow just outside of the Corner House ice cream Parlor in Bengaluru, however Pringle the second is currently in his first season with the Bengaluru cricket club and is set for stardom. Farquaad is rumoured to have treated the coach of the team to a holiday in Lebanon, which sealed the deal and Pringle the second was brought in as a wrist spinner and an opening batter.

## Personal Life

He was originally involved in a love triangle with Shakira and Stewart Little before he was shot dead in a gang-related shooting in Houston.

He is the patron saint of Samoa, after he discovered that St Peter Chanel was a fraud.

He is the main patron of the American street gang "Maniac Latin Disciples" and is frequently seen at their Friday night Bingo Bonanzas and is great friends with their founder, Albert "Hitler" Hernandez.

He regularly listens to Jake Paul, and is often seen wearing his merchandise. During his time at oh dear, he would always be heard singing "It's Everyday Bro" before Bacuna Mattata threatened to give his first born a skin fade.

In 2021, he married Balinco Pringle and they later went on to have 2 sons, Quingle Pringle I and Quingle Pringle II (who is a clone of Quingle Pringle I), though the elder son passed away after being trampled by a cow.

### Controversies

After joining oh dear, it was rumoured that he was involved in the disappearance of Tom Robinson as he wanted Jill Hudson to himself, however Jill would later verify that this was not the case in a public statement read by Her Majesty the Queen in one of her final public appearances on the steps of the Big Man Arena.

It was found that children were used in his rare fish oil conglomerate as bait for the fish, however after a lengthy trial all charges were dropped after Lord Farquaad released his single "Ballin Country Remix", which led to public outcry for his release. He would later go on to say "My three keys to success are: Child labour, Child labour and Child labour."