Laser Spike: Camp Of Craizness

## Chapter 1: Getting On The Bus

\*All waiting at the bus stop\*

Laser Spike: Are you guys ready?

Ribbon: Yeah you can never go wrong with Camping!

Eric Cartman: The Bus is coming!

Fry Guy: Lets go!

\*All get on the bus\*

Bill Jensen: This will be awesome!

Blue: Chris Griffin.

Red: Yes chris gri-

Bill Jensen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Silver: Do the thug shaker!

\*All start chanting at bill to do the thug shaker\*

Bill Jensen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kenny McCormick: \*Muffled\* Well god damn bro!

Star Point: Yeah why are you so mad over everything?

Bill Jensen: I hate you all so much!

Laser spike: I heard of a rumor about the campsite

Absolute Unit: What are the rumors?

Laser spike: It states those who enter the camp never leave alive all because of one thing that starts with m........

Biggie Berry: All of the rumors are stupid!

Blueberry: Yeah! what kind of rumors have YOU'VE been believing in?!

Laser spike: I haven't mentioned the name yet, jeez!

Laser spike: the being is called...........

Laser spike: Missingno

Laser spike: I've heard the name from tv

\*All start laughing\*

Stan Marsh: That sound really stupid!

Kyle Broflovski: Yeah! no one's believing you any time soon!

Laser spike: OVER MY(or kenny's) DEAD BODIES!

Laser spike: that wasn't even the most scariest part!

Kenny McCormick: \*Muffled\* Sounds like someone's has been reading too much creepypastas!

\*All start laughing again\*

Ribbon: Good one kenny!

Laser spike: Creepy, huh? I'll tell you creepy if those who dare enter its domain which is where we are going he will gladly chop you into pieces apparently the souls of that he has recently killed tastes good with bbq sauce!

Red: Dude, you gotta stop reading those creepypastas

Eric Cartman: Yeah laser spike, lets just shut up and enjoy our ride!

\*When they got to the campsite\*

Laser spike: well there is slasher movies

Eric Cartman: I don't give a crap about the slasher movies were just trying to enjoy our camp

## Chapter 2: He tried to warn us

Fry Guy: Anyone up for smores?

\*All except for laser spike want one\*

Fry Guy: Get that attitude out of here and enjoy!

\*rustling is heard\*

Laser spike:huh?

\*rustling is heard loader\*

Eric Cartman: I don't know i'll go check...

\*EC Checks behind the bush and something grabs him\*

\*A skeleton is seen\*

Fry Guy: Oh my god

Kyle Broflovski: Aw dude!

\*A corrupted version of eric cartman rises out of the bush\*

Stan Marsh: Wait! then who's skeleton was that?

Laser spike: I tried to warn you

Missingno:POIUHGFDERTYUKMNBVF

\*All start running\*

\*Cuts to black with some blood gushing sound appear as screaming happens\*

\*Fry Guy Is now infected\*

Red: No

Red: NO

Red: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Laser spike: RUN!!!!

Stan Marsh: EVERYONE GET INTO THE CAVE! WE HAVE TO GET IN DEEP!

Missingno:WERTYUIOP{QSDF!!!

\*Ribbon Gets Infected\*

\*All go deep in the cave with all the infected people lossing them\*

Bill Jensen: WHAT WAS THAT SINFUL MONSTER?

Laser Spike: THAT WAS MISSINGNO!!!

Kyle Broflovski: Lets just hope we are safe here, i just don't wanna die because of some rom hack

Absolute Unit: Wanna go eat while we are in here?

Blueberry: Yeah but we left the basket out!

Stan Marsh: 3,2,1

\*All says not going with silver being the last one\*

Silver: Welp it's time to accept my fate...

\*Silver Walks Out\*

## Chapter 3: Starving Together

Laser spike: who is the liar now?

Stan Marsh: LISTEN DUDE, WE ARE SORRY, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST PLAYING A JOKE ON US

Kyle Broflovski: YEAH, WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ACTUALLY SERIOUS!

Laser spike: that's ok

\*all three hear heavy breathing\*

\*all scream like babies\*

Bill Jensen: WHAT IS GOING ON!

Laser spike: RUN CHRISTOPHER GRIFFIN RUN!

Bill Jensen: MY NAME IS NOT CHRIS GRIFFI-

\*Bill Jensen Gets infected\*

Red: OH UH! CHRIS GRIFFIN'S INFECTED!

Missingno:ASDFGHJKOIUYTGFDSWERTYUIKLM!@34TYUI

\*all screaming and running\*

Kyle Broflovski: I JUST REALIZED THAT SILVER IS ALSO INFECTED!

\*Absolute unit and blueberry is infected\*

Blue: AHHHHHHH IT GOT ME

\*Blue and Biggie Berry Are Infected\*

## Chapter 4: Preparing Themselves

Laser spike with a shotgun: ready to stop missingno?

Kyle Broflovski: But we don't even have weapons!

Laser spike: I found this shotgun with a skeleton of one of the victims of missingno you can have it, kyle. I already have a mega buster

Kyle Broflovski: Alright! Lets go!

\*All getting ready to kill missingno\*

Laser spike: come out come out mr skeleton man, we shall shoot you that's our plan!

\*Something comes out of the shadows\*

Kenny McCormick: \*Muffled\* Oh my god its the infected people!

Laser spike:Quick avoid them!

\*All except Stan marsh avoids them, and stan marsh gets infected\*

Kyle Broflovski: Oh Uh! now stan's infected!

Laser spike: Oh crud

Missingno: EXAJNAJFJA'A!!!!!

Kyle Broflovski: Now let's try and avoid them again!

\*Red is now infected so as kenny\*

\*kyle gets infected\*

Laser spike: TASTE THIS! TIME STOPPER!

\*time stopper is used\*

Laser Spike: Ha! not so tough when time is stopped huh?

\*Laser spike shoots a charged shot as Missingno\*

\*Missingno gets killed and everyone changes back to normal\*

\*Laser spike notices a squirtle shell\*

Laser spike:hello little guy

Red: Huh?

Laser spike: Its a squirtle

Stan Marsh: Is it lost?

Ribbon: Should we keep it?

Laser spike: We should!

Bill Jensen: Lets do it!

\*Kenny gets hit by a car\*

Stan Marsh: Oh my god! they killed kenny!

Kyle Broflovski: You bastards!

The end