Jim

Jennifer, Sister in Law

Carol, Sister in Law (deceased)

Tommy (Todd), Grandson

Greg, Dog

Alan, Cat (deceased)

**Jim** (December 12, 1951) is a lifelong resident of Lower Duck Pond and has held the office of **Mayor**. Jim lives in the single-story house with blue windows next to the car wash. Jim lives with his wife of 47 years and his dog Greg. Jim worked for 60 years before retiring and becoming mayor in 2019. Jim did not rerun for the 2021 elections and thus retired from his position. His successor is Krystal Amythest.

Jim runs a number of community groups including a crossword club and Jigsaw puzzle group (now cancelled). His hobbies include model scale trains, reading books, and collecting bolo ties .

## 2019 Mayoral Campaign

### Proposed Legislation

* Creation of a "raccoon tax" to fund the creation of a town-wide Raccoon Patrol. This team monitors the town for raccoons and is "prepared for action when the raccoon goes to attack or affect our town life in any way!!!".
* Compulsory teaching of cursive in all local schools for every student of every age.

* A ban on "excessive noise or loud beat box boom music" after 4pm on weekdays and 5pm on weekends.
	+ Voted down by the townsfolk on 11/30/2019.

* Taxpayer funded brownies (with chocolate chips) and carrot cake for the community Anger Management Group.

## Trivia

* Every morning for 40 years Jim has eaten a breakfast of 2 eggs, 3 pieces of bacon, grapefruit, and a spoonful of honey. Jim has drunk a glass of maple syrup every morning for 60 years.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e8q0pw/important\_mayoral\_announcement\_from\_memayor\_jim/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dblequ/concerned\_about\_durgs/f22trd7?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e0rjfl/wowthamk\_you\_everyone\_for\_trusting\_me\_to\_be\_mayor/
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dfpu85/i\_think\_a\_bad\_storm\_is\_expected\_tonightkys/f3582uw?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dm9the/announcement\_after\_much\_consideration\_and\_a/f4yrgvl?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
6. ↑ https://imgur.com/zA3SHqb
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dlf8km/who\_is\_using\_the\_telephone\_i\_am\_trying\_to\_connect/f4tp2cd?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dx0pjq/hello\_alljim\_here\_it\_has\_come\_to\_my\_attention/f7odtmy?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
9. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/ek8exb/hi\_allmayor\_jim\_here\_i\_am\_sad\_to\_inform\_you\_that/
10. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dh9mey/whats\_the\_number\_for\_911/f3o4jxg?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
11. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dxykmv/if\_i\_become\_mayor\_will\_i\_have\_to\_wear\_a\_suit/f7xdl7m?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
12. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e5ditt/hi\_allmayor\_jom\_herehow\_do\_we\_all\_feel\_about\_a/
13. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/drt5d8/as\_mayor\_i\_will\_ensure\_our\_local\_schools\_all/
14. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e4ba06/very\_sad\_to\_announce\_that\_at\_the\_town\_meeting\_the/
15. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e4ba06/very\_sad\_to\_announce\_that\_at\_the\_town\_meeting\_the/f9b4o4l?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
16. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dxykmv/if\_i\_become\_mayor\_will\_i\_have\_to\_wear\_a\_suit/f7xxmu5?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
17. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dfpu85/i\_think\_a\_bad\_storm\_is\_expected\_tonightkys/f365emm?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x