Blender

> "*I hate my life*"
> ― Blender in Every Episode
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Selfhate

Yellow: Button on the middle.

Green: Button on the right.

Orange: On the switch.

Clear: Cup.

Grey: Lines, pole, cap and blades.

### Death count

Episode 2: Scratched to death by weasels.Episode 3: Fell from the sky and smashes into pieces.

Episode 6: Got smashed in the face by a rubber ball.

Episode 8: Blown apart by Jimmy Kong. [Debatable]

### Age

Invented 13 years ago.

**Blender** is a male contestant on Battle for Corn Chips. He is in The Sinister Sharks and according to themselves, they suck at everything.

## Personality

As said before, he thinks he sucks at everything. To be more specific, he loses all the time, like submitting without the name or details.

Afterwards, during KDIA, the user revealed an updated personality.

*"He is a very drunk and failing character who used to sell drinks. He then got called from the police and paid a fine of 1000 dollars and metal screws. He thought a bunch of corn chips will win back his life. He is also very ignorant, selfish and sadistic, which is very bad for the challenges doing. The chips are gone, but still plays"*

## Responses

### Eliminate Weasel

For the Weasels he did a complicated task about spray oranges with a female weasel spray, under a cage. Unfortunately, \*Metal scratching intensifies\* It didn't end well. **(FAIL)**

Blender hated weasels ever since, so he stole some from Green Starry and gave the Weasels to a few gelatins.

### Mister Snake Comes To Town

Order: 1F 2F 3E 4C 5E 6E 7A 8B 9D 10F For the flying contest, he lost once again, falling on 4C. **(FAIL)**

Blender now hates birds. Wow, he must be hating animals more than himself.

### When Clowns Invade

For the test, he lost for the third time. He accidentally clicked "Submit" without anything written. **(FAIL)**

Blender hates tests and clowns, and decided to comment it, but never did. He is glad that The Clown is now dead.

### The Subtle Art of Telling Lies

He lied about Adolf Hitler. Idiots always fail. **(FAIL)**

He hates lying, and will blend people who lies. He will also hate war.

### BFCC Ballers

Got smashed in the face by the ball. **(FAIL+K.O)**

He will now hate balls. This is getting stupid.

### Gadsby

Wrote a history of fruit cutting contraptions.**(FAIL)**

He now hates the letter "e" and he still hates himself.

### Time for Vengeance

Blender got chosen to be up for elimination by Bracelety.

## Elimination

### Mister Snake Comes To Town

* Elimination One: Wasn't up for elimination.

### The Subtle Art of Telling Lies

* Elimination Three: Safe with one vote.
* Elimination Four: Wasn't up for elimination.

### Gadsby

* Withdrawal Six: Wasn't up for elimination.
* Withdrawal Seven: Wasn't up for elimination.

### Time for Vengeance

* Elimination Eight: Safe with three votes.
* Elimination Nine: Eliminated with six votes.

## Trivia

* Blender switched teams the most.

* He probably died the most.
* He failed in every single challenge. Does this even count as a challenge.
* In first results results, he got the most unique Jimmy Kong Screen.
* He probably has the most stupidest way to fail the Test challenge.
* He has the most colours on him.
* Yes, Blender is below the age of drinking.

 Eliminated
 Switched
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 Eliminated
 Switched
Corky • Expo • **Blender**