Caillou Gets Rainbow Card Script

**Teacher**: Good morning class, today is the last day of school, so we will be doing a behavior card day. This will determine how well you have behaved throughout the whole school year. I will need to explain the cards before we begin. If you get the
**Rainbow Card**, you have been the best student ever and you will get 5 years off. If you get the **Platinum Card**, you have 4 years off. If you get the **Gold Card**, you will receive 3 years off. If you get the
**Silver Card**, you will get 2 years off. If you get the **Bronze Card**, you get one year off. If you get the
**Pink Card**, you will get 8 months off. If you get the
**Purple Card**, you will get 5 months off. If you get the
**Blue Card**, you will get 2 months off. If you get the
**Cyan Card**, you will get 3 weeks off. If you get the
**Green Card**, you will get four days off. If you get the
**White Card**, nothing will happen to you. If you get the
**Yellow Card**, you and me will only have a talk after school. If you get the
**Orange Card**, you will have 25 minutes of detention. If you get the
 **Red Card**, you will have an hour and a half of detention. If you get
**Brown**, you will have 4 hours of detention. If you get
**Bright Gray**, you are suspended for 2 weeks. If you get
**Dark Gray**, you are suspended for 3 months.

**IF. YOU. GET. THE. BLACK. CARD. YOU. ARE. IN. DEAD. MEAT. AND. YOU. WILL. BE. EXPELLED. FROM. THIS. SCHOOL.**

Okay, my talking is done. I will now hand out your cards. Come up to the board when it is your turn to receive your card. Some cards will be given to more than one student.

**Caillou**: Yes! Yay! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! I got the rainbow card!

**Teacher**: Yes you did Caillou. You have been a super helpful, cooperative, and overall the best in my class. You have five years off. Go to the office and make Principal Jerry proud.

**Three People**: Oh yes, we all got platinum cards!

**Teacher**: Good job T-Bone Animate, Chris, and Lilly. You three have also been some of the most well-behaved students. You have have 4 years off. Go to the office to get your reward.

**Gina**: Yay! I got the gold card!

**Teacher**: Good job Gina, you will receive 3 years off. Go to the office to receive your reward.

**Mac**: Oh yes, I got the silver card!

**Teacher**: Very good work Mac you're super. You have been a very good student, you get 2 years off. Go to the office to get your reward.

**Ryan**: Sweet, I got the bronze card.

**Teacher**: Good job Ryan. You will be getting 1 year off. Go to the office to claim your reward.

**NinaPretty86**: Oh yay, I got the pink card.

**Teacher**: Nice job NinaPretty86. You make very awesome videos. You will be getting 8 months off. Go to the office to claim your reward.

**Daisy**: Yay, I got the purple card!

**Teacher**: Good work Daisy, you will be getting 5 months off. Go to the office and get your reward.

**Kayla Edwardson**: Yay, I got the blue card!

**Teacher**: That's right Kayla Edwardson, you will get 2 months off. Go to the office to claim your reward.

**Rosie**: Oh sweet. I got the cyan card.

**Teacher**: That's right Rosie, you will get 3 weeks off. Go to the office to receive your reward.

**Eric and David**: Alright, not bad. We got green cards.

**Teacher**: Alright Eric and David, you will get 4 days off. Go to the office to retrieve your rewards.

**Jacob**: Okay, I got the white card. Maybe next time.

**Teacher**: That's okay Jacob, you did your best. Nothing will happen to you. Please return to your seat.

**Noah**: Aw man, I got the yellow card.

**Teacher**: It's okay Noah, you also tried your best, you are just going to have a talk with me after class. Please go back to your seat.

**Dora**: Crap, I got the orange card.

**Teacher**: That's right Dora, you have been a disruption during class, you are having 25 minutes of detention after school. Go to the office to get your detention slip.

**Walter And His Friends**: Oh crap, we all got red cards.

**Teacher**: That's right Walter, Christopher, Candice, and Katlyn. You four caused huge distractions while others were trying to work. For this, you all will get an hour and a half of detention. Go to the office to get your detention slips.

**Clyde**: Oh no no no no, I got the brown card.

**Teacher**: That's right Clyde, you have been a very bad student in this class you will be getting a 4 hour detention. Go to the office to receive you detention slip.

**Brian**: Oh no no no no no, not the bright gray card!

**Teacher**: YES, THE BRIGHT GRAY CARD. BRIAN, YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY VERY VERY NAUGHTY STUDENT, YOU HAVE CONSTANTLY BOTHERED STUDENTS AS WELL AS KICKED SOME OF MY DESKS AROUND. FOR THIS, YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 2 WEEKS. GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW.

**Brian**: WAADGSAAAWASDAAAA!!

**Stephanie**: Oh no, no no no no no no no no, I got the dark gray card.

**Teacher**: ***THAT'S RIGHT STEPHANIE. YOU HAVE BEEN A SUPER DUPER BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD STUDENT IN MY CLASS. YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 3 MONTHS, GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW.***

**Stephanie**: NO NO NO NO NO NO AH WAH OH EH EH EH EH EH!

**Arthur**: ............ Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I got the black card... Ms. Martin, may you please give me another chance...?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Teacher**:

 ***ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!! ARHUR, YOU HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENT EVER!!!!! YOU HAVE CAUSED A LOT OF CHAOS!!!!!!! INJURED A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!! AND WORST OF ALL!!!!!!!!!! YOU! HAVE! DONE! DONE! SO! MANY! BAAD!!!! THINGS! TO! CAILLOU!!!! I'VE HAD ABSOLUTELY ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL!!! AND YOU DO NOT EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!! GO HOME RIGHT FRICKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

**Arthur**: WARYARYARYARYARYARYARYARYARYARYARYARYAAAAA!

**Principal**: Caillou, what brings you into my office?

**Caillou**: I got the rainbow card.

**Principal**: Wow! Very amazing job Caillou! I knew you would get the best card because you have been such an amazing student! You may go home now and enjoy your 5 years off.

**Boris**: Hey Caillou, why are you home early, and what is that card you got in your hand?

**Caillou**: We had Behavior Card Day today, and I ended up getting the rainbow card, which is the best card. I now have 5 years off.

**Doris**: Oh my god, Caillou, that is **amazing!** Me and your father are so proud of you.

**Boris**: And you know what this has to mean, you are so ungrounded, and we are going to take you to Chuck E. Cheeses. Come on, let's go.

**Caillou**: YAYAYAYAYAYAY! CHUCK E. CHEESES, HERE I COME!

**Arthur's Parents**:

 ***OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H!!!!!!!!!!! ARTHUR ARTHUR ARTHUR!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU GOT IN DEAD MEAT AND GOT EXPELLED!!!!!!! THAT TOTALLY DOES IT!!!!! YOU ARE SO OH OH OH OH GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 617821314321678685791234896751234000000000000 DECADES!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!! RIGHT!!!!! FREAKING!!!!! NOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

**Arthur**: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!