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Attack Episode 71

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> "OH GOD! HE PUT IT IN MY MOUTH! HE PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!"
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The Attack episode 71 aired on 19 Aug 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Zack Pearlman. This was the second Attack episode in which Alex Corea did not appear.

Kevin and Zack discussed their experiences with mushrooms. Then they discussed the scandal involving The Fat Jew, and Kevin discussed his experience working with him.

Zack showed his dating video, but we couldn't hear it very well. :(

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* Fig, a Kickstarter competitor, is giving equity as an accredited investor when donations are made
* An NFC device called the Amiiqo that emulates any Amiibo
* Kevin interviewed Josh from Craft Vapery about a study in the UK about E-cigarettes being 95% safer than tobacco.
* Rolljam, a device that can open any car or garage door
* The new Google wireless router OnHub

Kevin and Zack kissed for subs and it was very romantic. The Kevin went in for more and chipped Zack's tooth.

The show ended with a quick TPOTSWIC, and they streambombed **Numotthenummy**.
Attack Episode 292

El Grincho (Zack Pearlman)

Dynfeld

A policeman (Jeremy Hache)

Edward Estrada

Alejandro Beltran

Kevin Cappiello

Corrado Caretto

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> "♪♫ I CAN FEEL IT CORNING IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT♪♫"
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The Attack episode 292 aired on 13 December 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. The episode was a reward for hitting the $8000 mark on Patreon.

The show began with a special holiday version of the intro, featuring clips from the two previous holiday specials: Episodes 114 and 225.

Erin did a Zooey Deschanel impression.

Alex announced the next Patreon stretch goal of $10,000, which would enable the studio to produce a new episode of the Attack once a month!

After a Pile video of a guy pranking people with falling boxes, Alex told a terrible joke and then Sonja "OMGItsFirefoxx" Reid came by the studio with a stack of presents! Jeremy was excited for the presents, but was busy eating his "hot ass soup." Erin, thinking it was a bit, knocked the presents over on Jeremy, who ended up covered in soup and blood. Dr. Butts examined him and concluded that he would never eat soup again.

It was discovered that Erin doesn't know what presents are, and we got a glimpse inside her brain: a windup cymbal monkey toy. Sonja decided she wanted to teach Erin about Christmas spirit by calling in an air drop from the National Christmas Enrichment Center, but the drop landed on Sonja's head and she died.

An 80's commercial for Casio drum pads was shown, and Alex made a rusty trombone joke.

Alex began to sing a Christmas song but was interrupted by Don Lasagna bursting through the door! Don asked Alex if he had a variety of strange diseases and then gave him "Gregnog" to drink. Alex got rid of him by throwing a Cosmo magazine, but when Erin tried the same thing, Don ran into the street and Rachael ran over him! And then her car blew up.

Jason explained Christmas.

Alex told a joke and Erin actually got it! She was very proud of herself! Then she showed Alex how to fling his limp arms around. Then Joey tackled Alex.

Alex was again interrupted while singing, this time by El Grincho (Zack Pearlman)! Erin summoned the Stuidio Friends to fight El Grincho! Rachael arrived but was bested by Christmas lights. Eddie and Alejandro fused together to form KevCap, who was defeated by a sack of coal. Corrado was interrupted from fighting Dynfeld to come and help, but El Grincho shot him.

El Grincho made Alex and Erin retrieve their presents from a tarp covered in lube. The stunt was sponsored by Loot Crate (promo code Attack)

El Grincho turned Erin into a tree. Don Lasagna came to save the day and exchanged crotch punches with El Grincho, as per tradition.

Erin (who was still a tree) learned the true meaning of Christmas: killing everyone who's wronged you! She pulled a gun and murdered much of the staff until a policeman (Jeremy) stopped her.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 2

Alison Haislip

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The Attack episode 2 aired on 18 February 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira, Alex Corea, and Alison Haislip.

Alison discussed pliot season in LA and cramming to memorize lines.

For a sub goal of 20, Alison would play "Dildo or Destiny," where she had to identify if a particular name was a dildo or a gun from Destiny. At 40 subs, the game would include a pudding punishment for losing.

Greg Grunberg appeared as a guest. Alison did a slow jam on the lyrics of "Errbody Know" by Lil B while Greg served as hype man.

Greg told his wedding proposal story.

In The Rundown, everyone discussed:

* Eurogamer is dropping their game rating system
* More that 1/3 of 2014's big budget games got a day 1 patch
* Comcast ripped off Apple's tagline for their new remote
* Sony exiting TV market
* A less-lethal gun option

Kevin told a story about pulling a gun on a guy that was breaking into his house.

TPOTSWIC followed.

Alison played Dildo or Destiny and lost, but could not fulfill her pudding punishment since she had another engagement after the show. Alex filled in for her and received the pudding.
FAQ Boy Friday

Hayli Metter (Through 2016)

Ally Gover (Through 16 Sep 2016)

**FAQ Boy Friday** was a weekly livestream hosted by Sonja Reid and MissesMae. Until recently it was produced in the Attack Studio, and the show plans to return to Attack Media after the upcoming studio move. The show is streamed live on Sonja's and Mae's Twitch channels.

The first stream from the studio was on 23 September 2016. The show began 10 months prior to moving to the Attack studio. Its original hosts were Sonja, Hayli Metter, and Ally Gover. Ally left the show when it moved to the studio because of travel concerns, and Hayli left at the end of 2016 due to creative differences.

## FAQ Boy Friday Segments

 FAQ Boy Tinder Tips
 FAQ Me in the Ask-Hole
 FAQ Boy 50/50
 What Did We Learn?

## List of FAQ Boy Friday episodes

This list begins when the show moved to The Attack studio.

After this episode, Sonja announced on her YouTube channel that the show was "taking a break" from the studio while the Attack staff works to restructure.
Carlos Rivera

**Carlos "Los" Rivera** was a co-founder of The Attack. He worked as a producer and Program Director for the show, and was basically the all-around tech guru. Los essentially built the technical backbone of The Attack from the ground up with his bare hands.

The show often made use of his intimidating 6'6" form, mostly to inflict pain on Alex.

He also hosted the Spitting Game podcast.

In addition to his work on the show, Los was well known for playing games with Attack fam on his own Twitch stream, and still does so.

Los announced his departure on the 16 Oct 2017 episode of Front Page, saying that his new project was still a secret but that big things were on the horizon.

He will be sorely missed.

He is featured in the **attkLos** emote.
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Attack Episode 44

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> "I know the audience out there... they love exclusives, they love behind-the-scenes access, unprecedented reveals! And you're gonna get none of that here today, my friends!" -KP
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The Attack episode 44 aired on 16 Jun 2015. The show was produced live from the floor of E3. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Jake Strouckel appeared in a package with Alex to discuss PDP's Afterglow Wireless Prismatic controller for the XBox One. This was prior to Jake joining the Attack staff.

Zeke Sparkes from Blue Mammoth Games appeared in a package with Kevin to discuss their game Brawlhalla.
Attack Episode 55

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> "That's how you get la cucarachas."
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The Attack episode 55 aired on 10 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anthony Carboni.

The Pile had an apparent theme of Alex's personal vendetta against children. This included video of Anthony as a child when he was on Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Alex misunderstood "cosplay" to mean "dressing up as Bill Cosby" and took a stand against it, officially changing it to "crosplay" after Bing Crosby.

Shart Week concluded, and Alex got in trouble with a 2-year-old member of Twitch staff.

Alex showed off family pictures that documented his long obsession with putting fire in his butt.

The Rundown discussed Comic-con, specifically:

* Cosplay
* The Ghostbusters remake
* Special Edition and Collectors Edition preorders
* a PSN "wanted improvements" feedback website
* Amazon Prime Day

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and they streambombed **CalebHart42**.
Dumpster Kittens

The **Dumpster Kittens** were three kittens that were found outside the studio in a dumpster alongside their dead mother. Liz brought them inside and fed them, and on that night's Let's Do It On The Table (episode 3), all donations went toward funding caring for them and finding them homes. They were given the temporary names Bonesaw, Whiplash, and Savage.

They made several appearances on The Attack while they were still around, mostly in bits where they were "killed." Liz fostered Bonesaw (renamed Kylo Ren) until a home was found for it, and Savage (renamed Flapjack) went home to live with Coral.

While still under Liz's care, Kylo Ren starred in the short film "Catseye."
Attack Episode 152

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> "Everything that makes me feel has to die."
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The Attack episode 152 aired in 16 May 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann. It was the first episode from the show's new studio!

The show opened with a prerecorded intro that detailed what everyone had been up to over the past 5 weeks. Alex ran around like a child in the new studio. Evanne was pregnant and drunk and sleeping in a dumpster.

There was also a new show intro with new music.

Alex and Evanne discussed the 5-week hiatus while they were moving studios. Alex talked about his "vacation." Evanne asked why there was a weird door on the set and Alex explained that was where guests will enter. Then he opened the door and Sonja "OMGitsFirefoxx" Reid came through it!

Kevin appeared as a "set piece" holding a sign that read "Days since Alex Disappointed Kevin."

In a "new segment" called Oh Snap, Stella the Snapchat Delivery Woman (Sonja) showed one of Kevin's snapchats and then had to erase herself.

A Pile video showed Glenn Beck putting Cheeto dust on his face to look like Donald Trump, and Evanne rigged up a better application method. Joey shot Cheetos at Alex with a leafblower, but missed and hit Evanne. Alex said he'd rather use chocolate face in cosplaying.

Winners of a giveaway of pieces of the old set were **TurtleToots**, **TheDirtyDer**, **Seltzer43**, **DocLinds**, **PanickedMT** and **HurricaneSugar**.

Alex and Sonja demoed the HTC Vive on stream, the first ever VR co-op to be streamed (they think).

Alex presented a Techamendations review of the **August Smart Lock v2**. Then he tested it by using it to get away from a vicious attack dog. Joey activated the lock too early and it disqualified him, so the dog got to have its way with him.
Bradley Register

**Bradley Register** is the audio engineer on The Attack. He's the one playing the music and sound effects during the show. He plays in a band called The Night Thief, whose music is used during the credit roll at the end of each Attack episode. The Night Thief's music video for "Young and Free" starred Anna Lore and was crewed by several Attack staff members.
Attack Episode 212

Joey Thimian

Corrado Caretto

Kevin Pereira

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The Attack episode 212 aired on 4 Nov 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

The first Pile video was one that Corrado shot before the previous episode, when Coral broke her nose. Since she was on Nick's shoulders and fell off, Nick was blamed. Nick publicly apologized, and Coral forgave him. Then Alex asked her to pull a string, which set off a Rube Goldberg contraption that ended with Joey slapping Nick in the face.

The running donation incentive was to add items to a dunk tank to make it nastier. When that was met, there was a straw poll to dunk Corrado, Joey, or Nick as well. Kevin suggested adding cat poop to the dunk tank for when Nick was dunked.

Alex and Erin played Two Truths and a Lie from the dunk tank and both got wet. Corrado was voted to be dunked next. The donation incentive for Los getting wet was met, and then KP took a turn. Nick swam with the cat poop like a pro.
Attack Episode 241

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> "'Blowing a clown' can mean so many things at a carnival!"
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The Attack episode 241 aired on 13 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. Zach Selwyn appeared throughout the show as a guest.

Zach showed off "Download," the new energy drink he's shilling for. He revealed that he was only there to promote it and would like to incorporate the brand's message into the show.

Erin talked about the time she got set on fire on her birthday.
Alex showed glitch videos from the Ghost Recon: Wildlands beta cut together with WWE sound effects. Then he showed a Bob Ross-style painting he "commissioned a small boy" to paint for him. Zach ruined it by shooting paint at it with a potato gun while plugging Download.

Zach then presented "Zach Selwyn's Music Corner," where he supposedly was going to perform songs from his new album, but really just kept shilling for Download until Alex beat him with a baseball bat.

The show was sponsored by Loot Crate.

Erin told a story about almost falling out of a carnival ride and losing her shirt.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **2GGaming**, who tossed to a correspondent that was unable to hype the crowd
* **summit1g**, whose stepdad made things difficult for him on stream
* **LindenFPS**, who utterly failed to shotgun a beer

Zach interrupted the stream again with the "Download Shotgun Extravaganza," a stunt where Alex and Erin shotugunned 3 cans of Download each. Both suffered an "upload" afterward. Zach then showed them how it's done, much to Alex's dismay.

The show thanked several viewers for gifts from the Amazon wish list:

* **Prime** for clamps, a broom, gaff tape, and coffee cups
* **Jedinixon** for mic stands
* **Shimokaji for an actual microphone!**

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 282

"30 seconds on the clock please. PUT IT IN YOU!"

Princess Hotdog

Josh Flaum

Corrado Caretto

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> "John Travolta's made of silly putty. If you press him on a Cathy comic, it says "Aaaack" backwards!"
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The Attack episode 282 aired on 28 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin told us all about her gym teacher.

After a Pile video of a hamster eating five baby carrots in a row, Alex and Erin played Cram That Craw, a throwback to a bit from Episodes 165 and 257. The first item to be crammed into Alex and Erin's craws was marshmallows! The marshmallows were brought to the podium by Coral, who was in a hot dog costume for some reason. It would later become common to see Coral in the hot dog costume, and whenever she is she's known as Princess Hotdog. Alex won the marshmallow round, but 2 rounds remained.

After a Twitch-only segment, the Winner of the Web was a video of a glitch featuring Geralt from The Witcher 3 just gliding out of a room.

Erin commented on how much she loves Geralt and how smooth he is. Just then, Geralt (Jeremy) glided onto set. He threw a knife at a choking Yaniv, whose dislodged sandwich flew into the mouth of the hungry Josh, who slapped Alex with his newfound nourishment energy. Then Geralt threw an axe at Corrado's glug barrel to open it, and it's stopper boinked Alex in the doink. Corrado was doing an Australian accent for some reason. Speaking of accents, Rob stopped by doing a British accent and complaining of the plague giving him jelly legs (when he wasn't quoting movies). Geralt cured it, but then accidentally glided into a wood chipper. If any of that made even the least bit of sense to you, you're smarter than me.

The show was sponsored by Brook Linen (promo code "Attack")

Another round of Cram That Craw featured butter (which was totally fairly spun and not rigged at all). Alex won again, but the 3rd round was decided to be worth 3 points so as to save the bit.

In a precut For The Win segment, Alex discussed videos of MLB: The Show, Fallout 4, and Overwatch.

After a Twitch-only segment, Chairman Mashahito Flaum (Josh) introduced the final Cram That Craw ingredient, Iron Chef-style. It turned out to be Big League Chew. Erin won, and her prize was more butter in her mouth!

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 84

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> "FINE! He's a dickbender..... how do I get to be one of those?"
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The Attack episode 84 aired on 23 September 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Tatiana Carrier.

Alex showed off hoodie design submissions from fans.
Alex was confused about Tatiana's bio because of wrong wikipedia articles he "found."

Classic commercials with a shot of a crotch grab added were shown.

Alex showed off his crotchbending powers.

Blythe reviewed Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood. Then she presented The Rundown and discussed:

* the copyright on 'Happy Birthday' was struck down (the staff sang the "Attack Happy Birthday" song)
* Sony released a VR commercial
* Voice Actors may be going on strike
* Elysium Space will send some of your ashes to the moon when you die

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 157

Slow motion and opera

Sebastian the Puppy

Sebastian the Puppy (Big Mike G)

Edward Estrada

Yaniv Fituci

Kevin Cappiello

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> "Kyle is so cool! He's a cop killer, he brings home married women... and he sleeps while he drives!"
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The Attack episode 157 aired on 1 June 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann. The show started an hour late because of an internet problem at the studio.

Alex touted the benefits of sleeping while driving. PA Kyle drove a 4-wheeler to the grocery store and then home while sleeping. He was pursued by a policeman who was also sleeping, but gave him the slip with a banana peel.

Corrado started loudly grunting while working out. Then he grunted while stapling, collating, making coffee, and clearing a printer paper jam. The exertion (and his advanced age) killed him, as verified by a doctor (Jeremy).

Alex showed that opera music and slow motion can make anything more dramatic, including Eddie dropping a hot dog and Yaniv being killed by giant Jenga falling on him.

Alex invited T-Pain to the studio, and tried to entice him with free drinks and funny hats.

Alex introduced his puppy Sebastian to the set again, but Corrado came out and said that instead of him playing the part, he got a new dog! (Big Mike G). The new dog roughed Alex up, smeared peanut butter on him, and carried him off set.

Nice Assets featured images by **JesTr82** and a video by **Rop\_Tamen**. TPOTSWIC ensued.

In Hey, Thanks they thanked the following:

* St3althhawk, for BNC connectors
* Shimokaji, for RAM and CPU cooler
* Anonymous donors, for SDI converters and other gear

The show ended with more Sebastian the Puppy hijinks.
Community Funding

The Attack is **community funded** and would literally not exist without generous donations from the Attack fam.

## Ways to support The Attack

### Patreon

You can donate to The Attack monthly on Patreon. There are several tiers of donation, starting at $1 per month for access to the entire library of Attack shows, early access to podcasts, and the ability to ask TPOTSWIC questions. This also allows access to the subscriber-only Discord channel. The "VIP" tier is $10 per month, which grants access to several other VIP-exclusive Discord channels. The highest tier of donation is the "Founding Fathers" tier at $100 or more per month. This entitles you to every Patreon perk, including your name in the post-stream credits and a quarterly Google Hangout with members of the Attack staff.

For much of 2016, the Attack switched away from Patreon to Gamewisp, but has since switched back because Patreon has increased its functionality and is a more well-known service.

### Twitch subscription

You can donate via Twitch subscription by clicking the "Subscribe" button on their Twitch page. This is known as "slipping into the pile." When you subscribe during a stream, a notification will show onscreen and you'll get a shoutout during the show. Each month when your subscription renews you'll also get an onscreen notification and a shoutout at the end of the show.

Subscription is $4.99 per month. If you are an Amazon Prime member, you are entitled to one free Twitch subscription per month, so be sure to use it on The Attack if you aren't already. More info on how to set this up is here. Prime subscriptions **do not autorenew**, so you'll have to click the sub button every month to keep it going!

When you subscribe on Twitch, you won't see any ads when viewing the Attack's stream and will get access to several Twitch emotes to be used in chat anywhere across the whole site. Also you get full access to the subscriber-only text and voice channels of the Attack Discord server. You'll also be able to enter any subscriber giveaways that happen during the show.

### Direct Donation

You can give money directly to the stream at any time on the Attack's Streamlabs page. If you do this during a stream, a notification will show onscreen with your name and the donation amount. Often there will be donation incentives during streams.

### Merchandise

You can buy Attack merch at attack.merchtable.com

### Amazon Affiliate Link

Any time you shop from Amazon, click here first and The Attack will get a little bit of money. It doesn't cost you any extra!

### Amazon Wishlist

Los runs an Amazon Wishlist for The Attack that can be found at Sugardaddy.tech where he posts items that would be useful at the studio, such as gear, tools, and the occasional ping pong table.

### Social Currency

Perhaps the most important way to support the stream is to tell your friends about it, and to share what they're up to on social media. Your friends are usually a lot like you, so if you like The Attack, your friends probably will too!
Attack Episode 244

Violent arguments

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The Attack episode 244 aired on 22 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. The box for the Nintendo Switch that KP got early access to was teased in various cutaways throughout the episode.

Alex announced a contetst called "Twitch Perfect," where throughout the show people could send their suggestions for an Attack segment to Alex's snapchat. The best one will be made into a real segment and the submitter would win a copy of Halo Wars 2.

Erin talked about her "hoohahs."

Alex blew up Kevin's Tesla with bad game CDs somehow.

Joey presented an Attack On Halo Wars 2 review.

KryozGaming, a Minesweeper streamer(!) appeared as a guest and played a game of Xtreme Minesweeper with Alex and Erin. They stamped on the squares, and the "bombs" were gross substances to step in. Erin picked correctly every time because she has witch powers.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Major**, who drank milk far too agressively
* **DreamHack**, from the CS:GO finals, who caught Taz checking out an interviewer's ass
* **AndyMelonakis**, who got propositioned for weed and pretended to be 14
* **SeriousGaming**, who had a screaming match about whether *Ori and the Blind Forest* is a platformer

Alex called out Dr. Disrespect, saying that he wouldn't come on the show because he's scared and that Alex is a better Doctor.

A Hey, Thanks segment thanked patrons for gifts from the Amazon Wish List:

* **Shawn Dunlop**, for mic cables and stands and an amplifier
* **xmellow**, for XLR cables
* an unnamed patron for clamps
* **Mr\_bladder** for a Smashmouth recipe book (that was totally not on the wish list!)

The winning segment that was submitted on Snapchat was "Steeb the Weeb" by **Nienu**. A "runner-up" suggested they play Truth or Dare, which Alex said they would probably do. There was no TPOTSWIC because the show ran almost 2 hours.
Front Page 36

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Front Page **Episode 36** aired on 10 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. Eddie ran the board.

Alex spilled Erin's coffee all over himself.

Erin talked about her terrible morning.

Alex showed a YouTube video without screening it first and accidentally flashed some bad words on stream.

Erin considered getting a sugar daddy, and then learned what memes are.

Alex and Erin played "hot or not" with all the Overwatch characters.

The VOD of this episode was edited to remove the unfortunate YouTube video.
Attack Episode 70

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The Attack episode 70 aired on 17 Aug 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

Milynn talked about taking Liz and Blythe to a Labyrinth masquerade ball the past weekend.

Alex learned about horse vaulting.

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* About 60% of teenage girls are gamers
* Windows 10 had language in its new license agreement that said it would randomly check for counterfeit games and disable them
* The American Psychological Association is still trying to find correlations between violent behavior and video games, but practically all of the research has been disproven.
* Crowdfunding for a Megaman anime

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 263

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The Attack episode 263 aired on 7 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex discussed the prior career of a video game character that experienced a glitch in the new Hitman. It was, as always, biting gaming commentary.

We saw footage of a couple sitting down to watch TV and when the man turned on The Attack, the woman went to her car and drove it off a cliff, as per usual.

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In Steeb the Weeb, Erin and Alex discussed the Season 2 premiere of Attack on Titan and the martial art kendo. Alex brought out his kendo stick (shinai). Erin then taught Alex Japanese dining etiquette. She announced that she brought some Taiyaki, but were in fact Takoyaki, (and explained what they were) and she and Alex sat down to eat some. Any time Alex committed a breach of etiquette, he was corrected with a shinai to the back delivered by sensei Corrado, who mistakenly dressed in a wrestling singlet because Erin had mentioned Sumo wrestling. Alex was subsequently punished for:

* Wearing shoes indoors and disrespecting the living area.
* Being rude and not responding to Erin's *itadakimasu.*
* Saying "Sure, eat the taki sauce."
* Not using his chopsticks correctly.
* Inserting his chopsticks into his rice upright, which is done at funerals and symbolizes death
* Tipping his ricebowl over onto the table
* Spitting out the takoyaki onto his plate because "...it tasted like an aquarium."
* Saying *domo arigatou* without a Japanese covered mouth giggle.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **Swiftor**, who put a rolled car back on its wheels with a grenade in Battlegrounds
* **Jerma985**, who poured chocolate milk into a purse.
* **ManVsGame**, whose game couldn't verify his DLC license in the middle of a boss battle

Yaniv burst onto the set yelling for help. Before he could explain why, the stream froze and an error message said the video was for subscribers only. The issue was cleared up but kept coming back, and we missed what must have been a crazy story involving a bear sawing Yaniv in half or something.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 147

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The Attack episode 147 aired on 1 April 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Liz made it rain in the studio!

Yaniv based jumped off of the studio roof, but Alex had replaced his parachute with rocks and he broke both of his legs. Then he ate spaghetti with his legs.

Evanne told a story about being groped in a McDonald's at 2am.

Alex talked about how windy it is in LA and set up the stunt at the end of the show where they would eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner in simulated wind.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Reddit updated its privacy policy and left a loophole for government spying on reddit use
* Kanye West's Life of Pablo released today despite his tweet saying it would only ever be on Tidal
* Tesla released the Model 3

Alex announced that he'd written a bit inspired by something he'd seen on Attack of the Show, but it was too hot for Twitch and they would be releasing it for Gamewisp patrons.

Alex showed edits by **HunterUp**, **LyleThompson**, **ZMD113**, and **RopTamen**.

Alex and Evanne ate the MBerries that **PanikXMT** sent them on the previous episode and ate cheese, limes, pineapple, and jalapenos.

To simulate the extreme winds of Los Angeles(?), Alex and Evanne ate breakfast, lunch, and dinner in front of several fans and leafblowers. Alex in particular got very messy, and he yelled at the crew for it when he "thought the stream had cut."
Front Page

**Front Page** was a morning talk show hosted by Kevin Pereira and a guest host. Other members of the Attack team are often seen and participate. The show is based around browsing Reddit ("the front page of the internet") and displaying submissions and creations from the community. The show also often serves as a platform for Kevin to discuss the goings-on at the studio and other project.

Since October 2017 Front Page took a back seat to Content to give KP more time to focus on front office work. It has since become a more sporadic in its occurrences usually done with Jeremy Hache as a talk/game stream lasting no more than an hour and a half.

## Front Page Episodes

2016

2017 Jan-Apr

2017 May-Aug
Front Page 35

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Front Page **Episode 35** aired on 9 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. Eddie ran the board.

Erin and Alex talked about their vacations. Alex took issue with "dryjerking." Alex discussed his trip to CES with Joey, Mayron, and Firefoxx.

Literally only one story from the internet was discussed, very briefly.
Attack Episode 278

Intern Alan

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The Attack episode 278 aired on 19 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

After a Pile video of someone impersonating a heating duct, Nick revealed that he'd been impersonating the top of the podium for the past six days! Randy revealed he'd been hiding as Erin's necklace for two weeks, and Alan revealed he'd been hiding as Alex since 2007!

After another Pile video of someone impersonating some balloons, the entire bit repeated itself a second time (with a new montage featuring Jeremy as a doctor) but instead of Alan, Alex had been replaced with a balloon Alex!

After a quick BTS segment, Sick Footage featured:

* Hot Newz 64
* Secret Video Game Tips, Tricks and Strategies
* Learn to Master the Internet

**ParkerGames** and **Jericho** joined as guests to play Trivia Attack with Erin. The first round was "Dank Beetz," where they identified video game music. The next round was "The 'E' list," where they identified silhouettes of video game enemies.

BTS and TPOTSWIC followed while the stunt was prepared.

The final round of Trivia Attack was "Water Level Logged," where the contestants guessed on questions related to water levels in games, and those who were wrong were dunked in a dunk tank! The final question was rigged and had no right answer. Erin won the contest, and her prize was having to pump all the water out of the dunk tanks!
Attack Episode 266

Coral Frederick

Nick Limon

Edward Estrada

Joey Thimian

Jason Spence

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The Attack episode 266 aired on 14 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex pointed out that a Pile video had Digeridoozled the audience, since the video was shot in Australia but the carousel in it was not spinning backwards.

Yaniv tripped over a chair and exploded into pieces.

Alex asked his Google Home "What is The Attack?" Its answer was pretty brutal.

Erin let us in on the fact that she is very afraid of rocks. Alex put a rock on the podium and she freaked out. She was also frightened by a rock CD and a DVD that featured Duane "The Rock" Johnson. Mayron and Coral were dressed as The Rock, but it turned out Erin was just hallucinating that. Alex offered Erin some Pop Rocks and she ran away screaming. She tripped over a chair and exploded into pieces.

After Alex put Erin back together, she presented a special Steeb the Weeb segment where Nick called in from Japan, where he'd been vacationing for the past 3 weeks.

In a This Was A Thing segment, Alex and Erin discussed Big Wheels. To test the racing viability of the Big Wheel, Alex and Erin would continue the show outside via a Twitch IRL stream and would compete in the world's longest Big Wheel race: a 3.2 mile race on a bike path!

They cut the stream and intended to bring it back up on a phone for the IRL stream immediately, but there were technical difficulties and the stream didn't come back up for several minutes and when it did the connection was very bad. When they all got in the car to go to the site of the race, they tried to do TPOTSWIC but the stream cut out.

Despite the poor stream quality, we were able to see everyone stop for donuts. Later they stopped again to save 2 dogs that had gotten loose. Erin also stopped to pee in a Toys 'R' Us.

The connection stabilized in time for the race to begin! Erin's Big Wheel broke almost immediately, and she was having trouble steering and bending her leg to reach the pedals. She got some assistance from Joey and Priscilla for a while, but eventually the Big Wheel - and possibly Erin herself - was beyond repair.

Alex fared a bit better for a while, after making some on-the-fly modifications to his Big Wheel, but his soon broke too. Jason brought him a spare wheel, but that one also broke. Alex gave up and carried the Big Wheel the remaining distance to the finish.
Attack Episode 117

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The Attack episode 117 aired on 8 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann. Los was out sick so Kevin was running the board for the show. Kevin created lots of new graphics.

The show was sponsored by Razer, who donated a mouse and headset for a giveaway.

Chef Dusty Clams (Kevin) came by the set to show off some recipes, but his ineptitude and camera-shyness, and 'Nam flashbacks led him to forcefeed Alex a piece of burnt toast with mayonnaise and hair on it, a "power shake" featuring raw eggs, shortening, and dirt, and a concoction that included freezedried crickets and mealworms. Alex vomited. A lot.

We learned all about Evanne's crippling fear of crickets. Evanne avoided a forcefeeding of crickets by running away screaming "Fuck you!" After pressure from chat and a huge donation from **TheXin1**, she voluntarily ate a cricket.

Alex shouted out **JBoyTheGreat** for making an Attack-themed Pip Boy mod for Fallout 4.

### The Rundown

Blythe presented.

* Marc Laidlaw left Valve, Half Life 3 NOT confirmed
* Dell creating Oculus Rift PC bundles
* Razer showed a new webcam that will key out your background without a green screen
* PDP announced an Xbox controller that charges in 60 seconds

Alex told Evanne he was tired of her sexual dry spell interfering with her work, so he designed a segment to end it called 7 Minutes in Evanne, a "Dating Game" clone. Suitor number 1 was Big Mike G and Suitor number 2 was Alex. After all the questions, chat voted on the winner, but the numbers said that Suitors 1 and 2 would go on a date of their own! Mike G carried Alex off to the VO booth, where they made a beautiful connection. Evanne tried to ask Alex out before he was off the market forever, and the episode ended on a cliffhanger.
Attack Episode 139

Dr. Butts

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The Attack episode 139 aired on 9 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Justin Small.

In Evanne's absence, Alex announced that it was BroDay! An oiled up Corrado came out to bro it up!

Cleetsus the hillbilly messiah (Kevin) stopped by to show off his messianic superpowers. He claimed he could grow a mullet in a day and he turned water into Coors Light before our eyes. The he sniffed out Los' presence in the studio and used his powers to build a wall to hold him back. Finally, he made Alex pregnant and delivered the baby!

Alex told a story about name dropping Justin Roiland and Kevin to Tom Kenny in an H&M.

KevCap waved guns in the air in front of a greenscreen and Kevin offered $100 to the person who sent him the funniest use of it in a video in the next two weeks!

Kool-rado burst through a wall yelling "OH YEAH," but he injured his head and fell to the floor dying. Alex called Dr. Butts to come and save him, but he also hurt himself. Then they exploded.

Alex discussed the deletion of attkMighty, since y'know, Bulbasaur isn't theirs. RIP little guy.

In The Rundown, Alex and Justin discussed:

* The Division was released, and North American servers went down
* Riot Software acquired Radiant Games and cancelled their IPs

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 249

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The Attack episode 249 aired on 6 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

As Alex was trying to toss to the Pile graphic, he was interrupted by his dad, Blark (a puppet). Blark embarrassed Alex and then threw a bottle at Jason's head.

After a few videos, Blark returned and showed some embarassing pictures of Alex from when he was younger.

Alex and Erin discussed the hidden message in the Nintendo Switch Pro Conroller, and then Alex took apart a Switch joycon and revealed that it says "Send Nudes" inside.

Erin and Alex licked a Breath of the Wild cartridge. Blark came back and ate the cartridge to prove he could, but he couldn't hold it down.

Then Blark was triggered by the gunshots from a game video and shot Jason.

In Sick Footage, they showed clips from "Alluda Majaka!" and "Secret Video Game Tricks, Codes, and Strategies." Then they showed a clip from one of Corrado's student films that was accidentally very homoerotic.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* a stream from a sausage cart where the owner accidentally left a customer hanging on a high five
* ESL CSGO in Poland, who brought in a DJ and no one in the crowd seemed to care.
* **Vickta**, who rushed back to her desk to join an Overwatch game and crashed hard
* **iTragedy**, who mixed up a "would you rather"

Blark returned a final time and, embarrased for his son's lack of success, projectile vomited on Alex.

Alex and Erin thanked:

* **RoninMonkey** and **Oxnys** for creating the new r/TheAttack subreddit
* **RoninMonkey** again for a shop vac and some coffee
* **ZettyDaYeti** for a Switch Pro Controller
* **ND3Batman** for a Coaxial Patch Panel, Power Conditioner, PS4 Controller, and XLR cables
* an anonymous donor for a broom

Alex revealed that Blark the puppet is not really his dad and is in fact a puppet. Ben Bayouth, the puppeteer, came out for an interview and promoted his Instagram show Blark and Son.
Attack Episode 153

The Bee Bro (Corrado Caretto)

Swag Master Steven

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The Attack episode 153 aired on 18 May 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann. Some of the show's oldest supporters were invited to sit in on the show. **FlyingQueso** had a now-legendary moment of hype.

Evanne talked about all the white privilege YouTube channels she subscribes to. A leafblower user (Yaniv) came on the set and ruined everything. Mike was blown away, but it was revealed that the culprit was not the leafblower guy, but Dr. Butts!

The Bee Bro (Corrado) stopped by and slammed honey like a bro, then forced Alex and Evanne to do the same. Then 'Sup Goose (Yaniv) picked a fight with the Bee Bro and took it outside. The Bee Bro stung 'Sup Goose, but died as a result.

"Swag Master Steven" came by and attempted a sweet stunt live on the show! It didn't go well. Alex accidentally gassed the audience with a fire extinguisher.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* A commercial for ELEAGUE featuring Shaquille O'Neal, which is ironic since a few months ago Shaq was open about thinking CS:GO is not a sport while on live TV
* Microsoft freeing up nearly 1 million unused gamertags
* A ridesharing app integrated in Waze

The show ended with TPOTSWIC questions that were passed on by Hairy Henry.
Attack Episode 103

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The Attack episode 103 aired on 16 November 2015, which was Alex's 21st birthday! It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

To celebrate his birthday (and the fact that he thought it was OK for him to drink and drive now), Alex drove around the studio drunk and nearly naked.

Alex added a laugh track to his computer for his birthday. He also celebrated the fact that he doesn't need a fake ID anymore, which is good because his was garbage.

Bario (Yaniv) stopped by to make drinks for Alex, but they were disgusting.

Alex cut together scenes from a bad trumpet player at a wedding and the movie Whiplash.

Bario returned after some donations with another terrible drink.

Alex made a joke about women drivers and Milynn beat the crap out of him, for real.

Bario made one more drink and Alex could barely even drink it. Someone donated $500 for Liz and Blythe to drink one!

Milynn called Alex a "pussy twink that can't drink." The Twitch chat (including Kevin!) began spamming #pussytwink, which became an Alex meme.

Green Light District featured:

* Arctic Alive
* Party Golf
* Hipster Axe
* Iron Snout
* Junk World 2

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Naughty Dog will make at least 1 more game for PS4
* MLB mad about a Fallout 4 mod that uses David Ortiz's jersey
* MS retires the Zune
* Nintendo wins court case against PC boxes that pirate games

#### In Depth

* Retiring the Zune (Liz brought in her Zunes!)
* Fallout 4 game-breaking glitch
* Xbox One button mapping revamped, but is limited

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Evanne stopped by to answer questions! Bario made one more drink for everyone.
Attack Studio Sessions

**Attack Studio Sessions** is a proposed series of live band performances in the Attack studio. Thusfar, there has only been one session, with The Dear Hunter on 24 October 2016. Alex named it the ASS Jam, because he's Alex.

The main reason there have not been others is a lack of funds and resources.
Attack Episode 108

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The Attack episode 108 aired on 2 December 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

**DrunkleTed** and **RetroJuba** sent Alex some birthday gifts!

Jon Carnage appeared as a guest and talked about growing up with Skinemax movies. Then he destroyed an inflatable Olaf, pro wrestling style. He also "trimmed" a Christmas tree with a lightsaber and bodyslammed a shelf. Yaniv counted each of them out and declared Jon 'King of the Ring.'

Alex bought a butter knife that he claimed was the sharpest knife in the world. It didn't seem to be working very well, but then he tossed it to Yaniv and it cut off both of his hands, ruining his chances at the Jenga world championships.

The show was again sponsored by EA's Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes.

Green Light District featured:

* Renegades of Orion
* Briefcase
* Flight of the Penguin
* Spooky Christmas 3D
* Youtubers Life
* Square

In The Rundown, Blythe discussed:

* Bloodborne servers being taken down for a day over an exploit
* Project M being shut down
* Rocket League coming to Xbox One.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 62

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The Attack episode 62 aired on 27 July 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Alex talked about the sketchy massage parlor he goes to.

Kevin and Alex discussed MineCon at length.

Alex showed off the new cereal spoon that he got from Amazon, but it was actually a dildo with a spoon taped to it.

Kevin and Alex talked about Rocket League, because it's awesome.

Alex showed footage of 1920's baseball great Hopping Hector Homerunriguez (Eddie), the best bounce-catchman in the history of the sport.

The Rundown was presented by Liz! She discussed:

* Razer acquired Ouya for its ForgeTV
* Hori TAC4 Keyboard and Mouse for PS4
* WWE 2k16 will have T-800 and T-1000 playable characters
* A tech company claims to have found a huge security hole in Android
* FCC approved AT&T taking over DirecTV
Attack Episode 94

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The Attack episode 94 aired on 19 October 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

The show was sponsored by Draft Kings.

Alex paid an 8-year-old $1000 to stream Minecraft on the channel and it turned out to be a bad idea.

Alex plugged the PO Box, and asked people to send them 20 pounds of Lucky Charms marshmallows so they could swim in them like Scrooge McDuck.

In a Sub-merged segement, they looked at r/NoStupidQuestions, and Milynn and Alex competed to answer questions from it. It was rigged against Alex, but he probably would have lost anyway.

#### Headlines

* Fallout 4 limited edition merch this week only
* Stream Controller will not be compatible with Mac at launch
* Life is Strange final episode releases tomorrow

#### In Depth

* NBC creating a comedy streaming service called SeeSo
* 1TB Surface Book preorder price is $3200, and will be offering $200 trade in on MacBooks
* 2 Starcraft eSports players banned from the game for life for fixing matches
* New Ubisoft Club rewards program

TPOTSWIC ensued, and then they debuted the first mission of Halo 5 on stream (successfully this time).