Heather Snape

**"Point me!"**

This article is about **Harry's female alias**. You may be looking for **somebody else named *Heather* or *Snape***.

The topic of this article is taken from a crossover story and has been influenced by **Sailor Moon** and **Ranma ½**; be careful when using it in other contexts. Familiarity with the original source(s) may be of benefit (see links).

*Teen Witch redirects here; you may be looking for the magazine Teen Witch Weekly.*

## Biographical information

### Also known as

* Teen Witch (in Japan)
* The Goddess of Diagon Alley (by the *Daily Prophet*)

## Relationship information

### Family

Snape family (allegedly), Potter family (secretly)

### Romances

* Sailor Venus (date)

**Heather Snape** is a non-canonical *alias* used by Harry Potter in *The Girl Who Loved* when fighting crime and monsters in Japan in the body of Usagi Tsukino (aka Sailor Moon); this took place during the summer of 1996.

After a visit to the hidden valley of Jusenkyo, in the Bayankala mountains in China, Harry was cursed to have his body turn into that of Usagi when in contact with cold water; hot water returned him to normal. He had also acquired a budding relationship with her ghost, who was very happy to finally meet someone who noticed her even if they didn't understand each other's language very well, and when Sailor Pluto brought him to Japan it was revealed that he had replaced Mamoru Chiba as the father of her future daughter Chibiusa. However, the young girl's magical heritage made her prone to accidental magic, causing her to fall from the observation deck of Tokyo Tower; luckily, with the help of his broom Harry managed to catch her right before she hit the ground. Unfortunately, the whole thing was caught on video – especially after the final crash into a snack stand that activated his curse – and soon the news was awash with the story of Usagi Tsukino, quickly nicknamed *Teen Witch*; it even made its way to the *Daily Prophet* in Britain.

To take his mind off the whole thing, and show him part of Japanese culture, the inner senshi brought Harry to a J-pop concert, only for it to be attacked by tentacle demons. They of course all transformed and quickly put a stop to everything, but then one of the singers approached Harry to thank him; he explained that he wasn't in fact Usagi Tsukino, but when asked for his name hadn't prepared an answer and blurted out "'Ha-e-eather.' *Panic! Panic! Girl's name! Not Potter! Very Not Potter!* 'Heather Snape.'" At which point the sound system was repaired and the new name announced to the world...

Harry took to flying around Tokyo under the Notice-me-not charm, hexing gang members and other evil-doers when he came across them and generally righting wrongs, and within the week Bandai released their first *Teen witch* action figure. However, when Sailor V joined her for a night, TV reporter Nabiki Tendo happened to overhear them discussing things and even got some of the action on tape.

When Harry returned to Britain to prepare for his sixth school year, he took to disguise himself by wearing the Heather Snape form, with the hair charmed to have the same pink colour as Chibiusa, and also muggle sunglasses to ward off legilimency. However, within a few hours of his return he single-handedly stopped a dementor attack on Diagon Alley and returned the souls of nine of the fifteen kissed victims, which soon made this form – nicknamed *The Goddess of Diagon Alley* by the *Daily Prophet* – almost as well-known as his original.

In an attempt to put his own spin on these events, Dumbledore claimed that Heather was a previously unknown daughter of Severus Snape born out of wedlock, and that a betrothal contract between the latter and James Potter (which did exist, but according to the goblins of Gringotts showed traces of the Imperius curse in James' signature) bound Harry to marry her. However, Harry and Usagi – brought by Sailor Pluto from the future where she had been resurrected – appeared before the Wizengamot, where Usagi explained that she was not a British witch at all, she had merely pretended to be one in order to protect her identity.

## References

1. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 1
2. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 2
3. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 5
4. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 6
5. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 8
6. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 9
7. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 10
8. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 11
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 12
10. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 14
11. ↑ *The Girl Who Loved*, Chapter 15