Tex Story Part Twelve: Zurg. EXE's Intergalactic Fight For A Pizza Planet Truck Topper (The Final Battle.)

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Mrs. Potato Head, Jessie, Bullseye, The Aliens, Toppy, Tex, Dave, Rohan, Asriel, and I gasped in horror at the site of Zurg. EXE and Tex. EXE, who had just revealed themselves after pulling us over.

"Well, well, well," said Tex. EXE. "Zurgy boy, looks like the Multiverse Protectors and their little toy friends just fell for the oldest trick in the book."

"Wow," said Toppy, sarcastically. "That is very cliche of us."

"I know, right?" said Zurg. EXE. "Tex, remember when you asked me to pretend to be a cop with you? I was like, No. That would be too obvious. But what did you say that changed my mind?"

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" said Tex. EXE, as he and Zurg. EXE laughed stupidly.

"How could you, Zurg?" asked Dave. "We thought you changed after that battle at the THX logo!"

"I know, I know," said Zurg. EXE, as he began to get emotional. "But I had no choice, honestly. I needed to afford an operation for my daughter. See, she got injured, playing the game, Operation. She got buzzed by the sides. Really bad."

As we began to feel sympathy for Zurg. EXE, he laughed stupidly once more.

"I'm sorry!" said Zurg. EXE. "I can't keep up the lie. I did it for the money! I am a greedy little robot, who did it for the money! Tex. EXE has been watching you Multiverse Protectors the whole adventure. He knew that if you were to get all of the Main Six, everything that he ever worked for would be gone. He can't have that! So, he offered me $1,000,000,000,000 to kill you all, so EXE can continue to conquer the multiverse!"

"We won't let you do this!" yelled Toppy.

"Do you think we are scared of you guys?" asked Tex. EXE. "Well, you are wrong! Now, it's time for the T-Man to have a playdate!"

"That's it!" yelled Jessie. "Attack!"

Jessie and Bullseye charged at Tex. EXE and Zurg. EXE. But right before they could throw a punch, Tex. EXE opened a portal to a dimension that resembled the Mortal Kombat acid lake and pushed both Bullseye and Jessie through. Jessie screamed and Bullseye neighed as they were disintegrated by the acid.

"Jessie! Bullseye!" yelled Buzz.

"Face it, Light-year!" yelled Zurg. EXE, as he pointed his ion blaster at Buzz. "I have won for real. It's over!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Mrs. Potato Head jumped in front of Buzz and took the shot from Zurg. EXE's ion blaster for him. Mrs. Potato Head then melted away into a pile of plastic.

"Well, well, well," said Tex. EXE. "Looks like the Potato Brain took the bullet for ya, Buzzy! But it won't be that easy this time."

Tex. EXE then took out a machine gun and killed off the Aliens, one by one. Then, Toppy grabbed Zurg. EXE by the neck and threw him out the window.

"We'll meet again, Light-year!" yelled Zurg. EXE, as he flew out of the window.

We all cheered as the final EXE Toy Story villain fell out of the truck window. But at that moment, the spaceship topper of the Pizza Planet Truck got teleported away.

"Huh?" I asked, in shock. "I thought we needed the whole truck."

"Same," said Toppy. "Maybe it wasn't the truck. But the topper on the truck."

"For sure," said Rohan, before he went to hug Buzz, who was bawling his eyes out over the loss of his friends and boyfriend. "It's OK, Buzz. Not all stories have a happy ending. What matters is that your friends were willing to give up their lives for you. I'm sure that they will rest well, knowing that you are safe."

"You mean it?" asked Buzz.

"Yes," said Rohan.

"Let's look at the next item of the Main Six, guys," said Dave, as he pulled out the list. "It says here that we need a mask with writing on it from the Finding Nemo world."

"No, no, no!" yelled Tex. EXE, as he put coordinates in on his Henry Stickman teleporter. "I won't let you! I think you need to go to this world!"

"What are you doing?!" asked Tex, in horror.

"This world will be used by me to mess with your heads and your mission," said Tex. EXE, as he continued putting in coordinates. "There will be a very cute chick there, that EXE will effect. If you want to get to that mask, you'll have to go through that world."

"Nice try," said Toppy. "But we all know that Henry Stickman teleporters never work."

But much to Toppy's surprise, the teleporter did work. Tex. EXE then grabbed all of us and threw us in.

"Have a nice barn day!" yelled Tex. EXE, as he got into his own portal to the world we would go to.

Our next adventure would be the craziest one yet.

Epilogue:

Three weeks after our adventures in the Toy Story world, Pizza Al was fired from his job for punching himself too many times. But then, he stopped.

"It's over," said Pizza Al, happily. "IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!!"

(The end. Stay tuned for our next adventure.)