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Power Surges, Sandwich Brags and Young Male Marcus

This week in the NEIGHBORHOOD, Joan expresses her fear of demons, Burnt reacts to a very overwhelming post about a sandwich and Doug recovers from a mosquito attack. Plus, young male Marcus (Tim Baltz) joins to discuss reusable bags, his clothing mugging and much more!

### Introduction

Doug is in the 1998 Ford Explorer in the garage today, which he has been restoring, although it doesn't yet run. He just likes to sit in it and listen to the old FM radio, that plays music from the time period such as Semisonic.

Joan is still working on her production of woke My Fair Lady and is thinking of hosting a reading with community members. She would like Burnt to read for Colonel Pickering, and has Nigel Jensen, a botany professor at the college, in mind for the Henry Higgins role because he is of British descent, although he was raised on long island and has a very thick New York accent. His classes are very popular because he dresses up in costume and assumes characters. Joan is planning on auditing his classes.

Joan heard about Nigel from the twins, Matt & Tribb, who are struggling in college. They were swimmers and got in because of that.

### Post: Electrical surge in neighborhood?

Chris is wondering if anyone else's power went out, as all of their power strips caught on fire. By the corner of Glenn Hurst and JQA Boulevard (not on the corner, there's a K-Mart on that corner).

Joan complains that they have power outages at their house all the time because of Doug buffing out the Explorer and Jalliope's devices. Burnt mentions that his power strips catch on fire all the time too; Joan suggests bringing someone in to look at it but Burnt would rather avoid seeing Frank again.

Joan suggests that all of the strips catching on fire seems supernatural, and says that she's afraid of demons and all things paranormal. Joan was particularly afraid of Paranormal Activity which the family saw when it came out. The boys were very young and Jalliope was 3.

### Guest: Red truck on Talmage, near Hazel, Kirk, and Clarissa,

Cree writes knew about a young man with several reusable grocery bags who entered a bush and emerged in different clothing.

Marcus Peterson, the subject of the post, emailed Burnt and Joan to clear up this slander. In fact, Marcus was the victim of a crime. Marcus likes to park far from the grocery store and run the rest of the way. Marcus heard a bush say "hey buddy" in an older Italian gentleman's voice and investigated it to see if it was an abandoned motion sensing Halloween decoration. Instead it is a man, and Marcus tumbles around with him.

Burnt and Joan pick up on Marcus' Dignity Falls accent, such as saying "Grah-serry store" (grocery store), "foost" (foot).

### Final Act: Sprouts vegetarian sandwich

Lola is once again bragging about the vegetarian sandwich she had at Sprouts.

### Ads

Melanie (Paul) is selling a never-worn wedding dress.

Susan (Nicole) is selling a drum set.

### Garage Notes:

* Doug is sitting in a restored 1998 Ford Explorer, listening to music on the radio
* Still recovering from mosquito bites incurred last week
4th of Fungazee

Burnt shares his professional opinion on Nyquil Chicken as Joan recalls her theatrical past. Meanwhile, Doug has been busy tracing back the ancient history of their house. Plus, special guest Danielle (Hayley Marie Norman) addresses the various complaints that come with 4th of July celebrations.

## History, The Room Notes:

* A history of the Pedestrian home, dating back to the Druids.
* Actually, there are plans to include the history after the Druids, but Doug hasn't gotten to it yet.
* Druid era area is painted grey, with the rest of the room in olive until the other era are added.
* Plans to include an 'image of the future'.
* Has a miniature Pedestrian home.
* Idea for the miniature came from a plan Doug has to create a miniature Las Vegas.
Cai Yin

Cai Yin is the Princess of Tingren Kingdom. She was the only one of the royals who opposed Supreme Master Palace.

## Personality

When first introduced Cai Yin was a pacifist who believed that violence was not the answer to dealing with Lust Cultivators, but it was revealed that these beliefs were not her own but were slowly brainwashed into her by her teacher, a Soul Cultivator. In truth, she shared Wu Long's desire to exterminate them, albeit to a less feverous degree, helping him once her brainwashing was broken. After her teacher's mental manipulation of her was exposed and broken, she became suspicious and often doubted her own judgement due to her experience having her beliefs and mind manipulated from right under her nose without noticing.

## Story

Growing up, Cai Yin was taught Soul Cultivation by her teacher from a young age once it was discovered that she had a talent for it. When older, she was the only one of the royals who despised Lust Cultivation and actively fought against Supreme Master Palace doing whatever it wanted in Tingren Kingdom. She was introduced as a pacifist who believed that fighting them with violence wasn't the answer, and rather the solution would be found through democracy and compromise. However, Wu Long's observed differently and helped Cai Yin to realize that these were not her own beliefs but rather ones that had been planted in her head by her teacher, a Soul Cultivator, who had been using his techniques to slowly brainwash Cai Yin over a decade to keep her under control.

With her brainwashing dispelled, she decided to cooperate with Wu Long in destroying Supreme Master Palace. She provided him with a large amount of Spirit Stones and a group of her loyal men to help him set up a formation around the palace which would keep anyone from escaping. After the destruction of the palace, she bore witness to the slaughter and execution of the entire radical faction.
Conspiracy Theories + Strong Sperm

This week on TNL, Joan reveals her cocktail of the day, Burnt divulges some conspiracy theories and Larry (Mary Holland) joins the show to express stress about his strong sperm and Ancient Aliens!

### Snooker Room:

* Formerly Billiards Room
* Contains a very small toy-sized snooker table,
* Posters of famous snooker players,
* Gag snooker gifts,
* And trivia.
* Doug is wearing a Snuggie.
The Toenail Curse

The Neighborhood Listen is back for Season 3! Burnt shares key takeaways from quarantining and Doug + Joan start a new venture in their home. Plus, special guest Alessia (Alice Wetterlund) explains the terrifying toenail curse!

### Cigar Shop Notes:

* Diagonal from Wine Room
* With one very expensive cigar on a podium in the middle of the store,
* An open/closed sign,
* A drum set,
* And a fake cash register with fake money.
* Doug and Joan are buying and selling the cigar to each other as training.
* Doug is working on a real Point-Of-Sale system.
The Witch Hazel Thieves

Joan + Burnt reminisce about Old Town Dignity Falls, while Doug reveals his best home renovation yet. Plus, special guest Scotch (Janet Varney) tries to figure out who stole eight gallons of witch hazel from her home.

### Recording Studio Notes:

* The studio is not finished yet.
* Doug is in there with his phone using the 'Vocal Boi' app to record the episode.
The Unforgettable Song

This week, Burnt explains his unique plan to prevent crimes in Dignity Falls and Joan + Doug share more renovation stories. Plus, special guest Lena (Ego Nwodim) desperately tries to figure out which song her daughter sang the other day.

### Nut Room Notes:

* Formerly the Bean Room.
* "Time Doesn't Matter in the Nut Room"
* No Clock
* No Chairs
* Contains every kind of nut,
* Including packing peanuts,
* Circus peanuts,
* Hardware nuts in various metric and imperial sizes,
* Warm nuts,
* Packets of mixed nuts,
* And the movie Mixed Nuts.
* Also has various kinds of shells on the floor, including:
	+ Peanut,
	+ Sea,
	+ Snail,
	+ Shotgun
* Enough shells on the floor to present a constant fall hazard
* Recently ransacked by 'multiple species'. Fur, feathers and scales found on the scene.
Gong Cui

## Gong Cui

* AI
* AI 2
* Official

### Titles

Prime DiscipleFemme Fatale *(self-proclaimed)*

## Information

### Allegiance

Gong Family (former)Profound Music Palace

## Relationships

### Family

Gong Liwei (sister)

Gong Cui is a daughter of the Gong family of Wood Spirit Continent and the Prime Disciple of Profound Music Palace. She is the sister of Gong Liwei.

## Appearance

Cui is a beautiful woman with shoulder length curly brown hair and green eyes.

## Personality

Cui is a massive airhead but is also very loyal. She is impulsive and somewhat rash, shown when she ran away from Profound Music Palace in order to rescue Gong Liwei, without thinking about the consequences.

## Story

After Liwei was auctioned off at the brothel and bought by Wu Long, Cui attacked the establishment using her Zither.

1. ↑ Chapter 205
Jennifer Lopez and the Blonde Ghost

Joan + Doug share their ritual for the linen room, while Burnt recounts his new love of hot dogs. Plus, Jennifer Lopez (Jeffery Hiller) tells tales of paranormal activity on the streets of Dignity Falls.

### Linen Room Notes:

* The Idea started when they were watching Downton Abbey
* Very fresh smelling
* *Very* beige. All the shades of beige.
* It's mostly just pillowcases folded on top of a cardboard facade, made to look like a room full of fresh linen.
* It's really a linen closet holodeck.
* ...But it has that wonderful *smell*
* Anyone entering must be pre-treated with fresh-linen smell to avoid contaminating the room.
A Type Of Couples Therapy

Burnt has an exciting career update, Joan continues work on Hot Realtor Summer, and Doug has just won a local contest. Caleb Shallows (Zac Oyama), the subject of a recent NeighborhApp post, comes on the show to defend himself from allegations that he is part of a “creepy couple”.

### Forge Notes:

* Doug starts the show while casting 'The Incrediknife'.
* It's a butter knife specifically designed to cut through the massive butter prize he earned in an annual contest.
* The butter is stored in the Rice Room.

Episode Notes from Instagram
Diagon Alley-Eeylops-Owl Emperium

> Eeylops Owl Emporium is a dark shop that sells owls.
>
> Description, Pottermore

**Eeylops Owl Emporium** was a chain of shops that sold owls and supplies to care for them, such as food. It had three locations in ***Glasgow***, ***Leeds***, and ***London***.

### Location

* 521 North Side, Diagon Alley, London, England
* Leeds, England
* Glasgow, Scotland

## Location

The ***London*** store was located at ***521 Diagon Alley***, on the North Side of Diagon Alley. It was described as being relatively small, and dark inside, likely because owls were nocturnal creatures. On the outside of the shop, many different colours and species of owls hung in cages, watching all of the passersby.

## History

On 31 July, 1991, Rubeus Hagrid brought Harry Potter into Eeylops Owl Emporium to buy him his pet owl, Hedwig for his eleventh birthday present.

## Sales

* ***Brown owl*** - 10 Galleons.
* ***Screech owl*** - 15 Galleons.
* Snowy owl
* ***Tawny owl*** - 10 Galleons.
* ***Scops owl***
* ***Brown Fish owl***
* ***Barred owl***
* ***Eagle owl***
 File:Eeylops Owl Emporium.jpg  * Eeylops Premium Owl Treats

## Known employees

* ***Manager*** (Diagon Alley)
* ***Female employee*** (Diagon Alley)

## Behind the scenes

* Eeylops Owl Emporium is not present at Template:WWHP. However, ***Owl Post (The Wizarding World of Harry Potter)*** allows you to buy an owl plushie if you so desire.

## Appearances

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* Template:COS
* Template:HBP Template:C
* Template:HPPU
* Template:LEGO
* Template:PM
* Template:WW
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* Template:HPV Template:Mention
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## Notes and references

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1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Template:GOF Template:See image
2. ↑ Template:PS
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 Template:PM
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 Template:MA

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Jalliope Pedestrian

**Jalliope Pedestrian** is the disaffected daughter of  Doug and  Joan. She enjoys playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons with Doug. Apple of Doug's eye. She can be heard laughing in the background during the episodes of some episodes. (*needs citation*)

* Requested a panic room. Denied due to high moping in darkness risk.
* Runs a very popular Instagram where she posts very tiny food, which she cooks and eats.

--

### Occupation

Student

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Fish Sitting, Mirrored Tables and "The Incident"
2. ↑ He Ain't Heavy, He's My Neighbor
Quarantine and Corn

Burnt and Joan are finally in quarantine! Together but apart, they talk grocery shopping at the pharmacy, no toilet paper, and corn! Plus, Bryant (Gary Anthony Williams) calls in to ask: what’s the big deal with dog poop?

### Quarantine Room Notes:

* Built for one of the twins prior to COVID-19, for a disease contracted on Spring Break
* Room has no lights
Seeking Ghost Exterminator

On this episode you will learn the history of the "DigNick", as well as meet the first ever guest from another realm entirely! DeeDee Darnsworth (Erin Whitehead) joins Joan, Burnt and Doug to set the record straight.

### Coin Room:

* All the coins are stood on end for display. You must move very slowly to avoid creating havoc.
* Just random coins, including DigNicks. No collectors value.
* Coins make up the kids' college funds. Any coins they knock over won't go in the fund.
Liugwei Kingdom

Liugwei Kingdom is on the Southern tip of the continent, the furthest Kingdom from Azure Eagle Empire. It borders with Jurong Kingdom.

Liugwei Kingdom has a highly corrupt royal family and its corruption spreads through all of its aristocract and military. They also practice slavery and because of this most citizens despise the nobility but are not able to do anything about it because speaking out will result in their deaths.

The previous king of Liugwei Kingdom was killed by poisoning in a plot by the crown prince who was about to be stripped of his right to the throne.

The Southern Sea is home to hundreds of small and medium-sized Islands with six large islands and one giant Island almost in the center. This part of the Kingdom oss called the Southern Archipelago and is the Domain of the 'Pirates' as they are called by the leukway royal family. However, this is merely the story that the royals push. In truth, the Pirates are the remnants of a failed revolt that occurred many years ago and are a resistance against the tyranny of the royals.

The leader of the Pirates is the Pirate Queen. She was the close aide of the previous King who managed Civil Affairs and was the one who exposed that the Crown prince was behind the King's death.

Nichang
A Fog That Smells Like Chemicals

Joan recalls a betrayal from the reviled local theater critic Mitch McNutt, Doug tries to multitask, and Burnt explains a local superstition. Joining the show is special guest Dr. Koucou (Betsy Sodaro), a doctor of every kind of science you can imagine, to explain the mysterious fog over Dignity Falls.

### Gym Notes:

* Tiny space. Added when they realized they had a Bean Room and History, The Room, but no gym.
* It was supposed to be a fifth bathroom.
* Doug started the show working out *and* recording.
* As a result of Burnt's abrupt start to the show, Doug collapsed nearly immediately.

Episode Notes from Instagram
Stapling Trees, Cologne Covered Tools and Miss L's Silkie Chickens

This week, Burnt and Joan discuss the Dignity Falls combination Carl's Jr. + Hardee's, stapled trees and Doug's mosquito problem. Plus, Joan invites Miss L (Jaime Moyer) onto the program to clear up some rumors about (Pop-Pop's?) silkie chickens.

### Introduction

Joan and Burnt discuss apartment buildings they have lived in; Burnt discussed living in the King's Arms building on Franklin Pierce Boulevard and they boiling oil parties the neighbors there would have. Joan notes that it is now a medieval themed Starbucks, one of the 24 in Dignity Falls, and some of the Starbucks are built one on top of the other.

Burnt complains about drive-thrus refusing to serve him when he tries to go through on his bike, which he notes has baskets on both sides of the wheels, and a speaker to announce his turns.

Doug loves the happy birthday song, but hates candles.

Joan's choreographer, Tim, is back and they're thinking of introducing the refugee crisis into her woke production of My Fair Lady. They're thinking of using Zubaz for the costumes.

### Post: Handy-man needed, fragrance free

Mary-ann is looking for a scent-free handy-man. Burnt believes that Mary-ann had a bad experience with a particular handy-man "Frank", that he also had a bad experience with who carries an abundance of pine air fresheners. Burnt notes that he has never seen Ghost Busters. Joan notes that Doug's mother Cathy is very sensitive to smells as well.

### Post: Nails and staples in trees

Courtney posts complaining about people stapling and nailing things to trees.

### Guest: Silkie Chickens

Lila has posted out of concern that someone is stealing their neighbors silkie chickens and shoving them in a trash bag. Joan was at the farmer's market and noticed Miss L with a trash bag full of chickens.

Miss L explains that those chickens were raised on her father's farm and were sold to this nasty neighbor. Chickens don't belong in a coop, they belong in a trash bag. She was raised alone as a child, having been found in a tree by her father when she was 14, and developed amnesia when she fell out of the tree. She climbs Joan's tree to fall on her head to reverse the amnesia, but instead she loses her memories from before climbing the tree.

The lesson today is that if you see someone in your neighborhood stuffing animals into a trash bag, don't jump to conclusions.

### Ads

Rebecca (Nicole) has a collection of fleece for sale, it's in great condition and most of it is older than 5 years old.

Timothy (Paul) has a luxury leather tray to sell, it's very nice, a luxury item for luxury people. Near the mall on Gerald Ford Boulevard.

### Pergola Notes:

* Doug is overheating in a velour tracksuit by the outdoor furniture
* With one citronella candle
* and one huge mosquito
Joan + Doug's Cellar, An Orange Cat and Chiminea Pizzas

This week on The Neighborhood Listen, an orange striped cat is found(...), fruit trees are discussed and Doug is in a dark place. Plus, neighbor Emily (Lily Sullivan) comes by to discuss the movie Parasite, chiminea pizzas, and more!

### Wine Cellar Notes:

* Small, dark, medieval stone-walled room lit by torches and a single hanging light bulb.
* Cellar only contains only five bottles of wine.
* Has a well concealed by a manhole cover under a rug, which Doug falls into.
* Well contains a large cavern, underground lake, and bats...
* Or rats...
* Or hamsters on wheels.
* Symbols/Runes on walls (mentioned in 301)
Seven Boundless Worlds

The known universe is comprised of Seven main planets called the Seven Boundless Worlds, and they are surrounded by many auxiliary planets. All of the planets are connected to each other, except for Fractured Worlds; damaged worlds which are cut off from the rest of the Seven Boundless Worlds, slowly healing. This process takes thousands of years. The world that the story takes place on is a Fractured World.

The Seven Boundless Worlds are described as a living breathing organism, with each minor world being part of its flesh, all of them being connected into a system that constantly exchanged spiritual Qi like blood.

## Races

Human Race

Spirit Race

Dragon Race

Spirit Beast Races

## Politics

The politics of the Seven Boundless Worlds are complicated.
The Mysterious Prank Calls

Joan + Doug detail their experience with a new white noise machine. Meanwhile, Burnt shares how he unintentionally filibusters on the CVS pharmacy intercom. Plus, Trevor (Drew Tarver) wants to figure out who is behind all the prank calls he receives.

### Sign Room:

* Contains signs that the twins have stolen.
* Has two of each sign. One stolen by each twin.
* Including two "Danger! Zamboni Accident" signs. One from each local hockey team.
* Started because Joan wasn't allowed to throw out any of the signs or the twins would start crying.
* Even Crynd, who doesn't have tear ducts.
The Lost Blue Love Bird

This week, Joan shares her dream of performing at Carnegie Hall with Burnt, while Doug records the episode from a special room in the house. Plus, special guest Tootsie (Tony Rodriguez) explains how she escaped her former home and is now living her best life in Dignity Falls.

### Lost & Found Notes:

* Doug started in there because he couldn't find Joan.
* And because he left his phone in there.
* Full of crap people left after parties or family members left lying around.
* Items are cataloged on the web so people can self-service.
* Regular auctions are held to clear out unclaimed items.
Stolen Bikes

Burnt gets inspired by Southern Charm and Joan considers drastic measures to succeed in reality TV. They interview Benji (Eugene Cordero) who raises awareness about neighborhood security in an unusual way, and thus must disguise his voice with the help of Doug.

### Beer Room Notes:

* The magical room guys open in beer commercials where snow and mist blasts out.
* Atmosphere within mimics a mountain top with frigid cold and thin air.
* The Pedestrian HVAC bills are out of control.
* The fans for the entry are LOUD.
* Temps aren't nailed in yet. Beers are freezing.
* Stocked regularly with beer and carrots.

Episode Notes from Instagram
Sheldon the Scrabble Boi, Peet Street & Tijuana Dentists

Sheldon (Carl Tart), a self-proclaimed "Scrabble boi", joins Burnt and Joan on this week's "neighborsode" to talk about loving words, his grandmother Sheldra and the heroin business. Plus, asking for help with a murphy bed and Burnt dreams he's drowning in a pool of his own blood!

### Intro and First Post

* Burnt has been having trouble with his murphy bed, which does not unfold the entire way, forcing Burnt to sleep at an angle and causing strange, macabre dreams.

### Main Post and Guest

* Sheldon is looking for fellow scrabble players. He used to play with his grandmother, but she kicked him out of the house so they no longer play.
* Sheldon's grandmother's friend Mertis drank 91% rubbing alcohol and laid down on the train track. At 10 years old, Sheldon would make Mertis white Russians consisting of Kahlua, creamer, and a little love.
* Sheldon's parents were traveling linguists for a production called "Don't Say That", that ended up on off-broadway. They got caught up in the lifestyle of New York in the 1980s, but during a production they asked for suggestions and an audience member shouted "heroin", which they took and nodded off, forcing the venue to issue refunds. The audience member took over the show on off-broadway, calling it "You can't take it with you (heroin on an airplane)".
* Sheldon's grandmother lives on Peet Street and 14th, on the "Peet side of the tracks" (they don't say "the wrong side of the tracks" anymore).

### Final Posts

#### Lost turtle

* Justine is missing her seven month old sulcata tortoise that has climbed past her gate and has been missing since noon, May 18th.

#### Taco guy

* Judy is asking for recommendations for a "taco guy" for a party.

### Advertisements

* Ben (Paul F. Tompkins) is selling a Star Wars Revenge of the Sith novelization. There's no highlights, no missing, torn, or wet pages. All of the pages are bone dry.
* Margie Cowen (Nicole Parker) is looking to sell (or just give away) the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, which she bought for her step son. It's in excellent condition because he never cracked it, though he did use it as a doorstop. She also has childrens books and every single Paula Dean cookbook for sale as well. Also, if anyone has jobs for a man who doesn't shave, let her know.
Don't Blow It

Burnt shares his lie detector dreams, Joan reveals how her mother withheld bread, and Doug takes us through his latest field research. Later, guest Pauly needs to get rid of 1000 plastic meatballs.

Make sure to check out TNL live at SF Sketchfest this year, on February 4th. Also catch Brett playing guitar with Off Book and Every Place I Cry, playing several shows including Sketchfest. And do NOT miss Nicole Parker as she returns to the Off-Broadway hit, Titanique!

### S'mores Room Notes:

* S'mores is 'Some More'
* Collaborative effort between Doug and Joan
* Allows Doug to expand research into the perfect s'more.

Notes from Instagram:

1. ↑ Doug's note
Doug Korn Pedestrian

Doug KoЯn Pedestrian (nee Doug Korn) is the audio engineer of The Neighborhood Listen and Joan's husband.

* Refers to an elephant's trunk as a 'hose'.
* Bonded with the twins by prank calling Burnt.
* Has no traditional imagination. Only dreams in pong patterns.
* Favorite food is buttered bell peppers (104).
Precious Jewelry

TNL's first ever live show, available as a podcast for the first time! Burnt and Joan perform a special acapella theme song and get acquainted with the crowd, while Doug gets lost in LA. They bring on special guest Mike (Carl Tart), owner of Precious Jewelry Inc. in Dignity Falls to learn more about the NeighborHapp post of an unhappy customer.
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### L.A. Notes:

* Doug starts out in a double-decker bus, touring 'celebrity homes.
* A highlight included an unknown Quaid brother.
* Doug was confused by a police car, because he thought it was playing music, due to the unconventional 'sirens' used in Dignity Falls.
* At some point, Doug was handcuffed and thrown to the ground, but was, again, confused due to the differing policing standards in Dignity Falls.
* Doug ended up at the Hollywood Bowl as Kenny Loggins started his set.
Neighborhood Listen Wiki

**Welcome to the Neighborhood Listen Wiki!**

A wiki for the podcast Neighborhood Listen

We're a collaborative community website that anyone, including you, can build and expand.

Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

## Pages

All Pages

* **Neighborhood Listen Wiki** (You Are Here)
* Episode Guide

### Characters:

* Nicole Parker as Joan Pedestrian
* Paul F. Tompkins as Burnt Millipede
* Brett Morris as Doug Korn Pedestrian
* Dana Wickens as Jalliope Pedestrian
* The Pedestrian Twins
* Escrow Pedestrian
* Connie Millipede

### Locations:

* Other Pedestrian Home Rooms
* Dignity Falls
* Locations in Dignity Falls
* Street Names in Dignity Falls
Life Next To The Jack In The Box

Joan turns up the heat at the open houses, and Doug takes us through his pre-production process. Local guest Cephus Branson (Vinny Thomas) describes an incident with coyotes at the Jack In The Box next door.

### The Maze Notes:

* Doug was enroute to the maze, but stopped in the Joke Room when the show started.
* The Pedestrian Maze is legendary, though no one but Doug has been in it.
* The Maze is on the roof, seasonally covered by a bio dome.
* The Maze is large enough that Emergency Services have been contacted because Doug disappeared in it.
* Doug knows it's a good maze because he almost lost his mind building it.

Episode Notes from Instagram
Talking Trash, Bean Screen and An Orange Beret

This week, Burnt and Joan read a post about trash, a plea to stop speeding and Burnt and Joan find Doug in a very specific room. Plus, Kevin (John Gemberling) comes onto the show to see if anyone found his lost orange beret!

### Bean Room Notes:

* Candy-aisle-style dry bean dispensers in all varieties.
* One wall is just coffee beans.
* Also bean bag chairs,
* And a 'bean screen' streaming only bean content.
* Doug may have chipped a tooth on what he thought was a jelly bean...
* It was a coffee bean.
Joan Pedestrian

**Joan Pedestrian** is the top realtor in Dignity Falls and the co-host of The Neighborhood Listen podcast.

### Theater Career

Joan is a notable thespian and frequently acts in community theater.

Joan considered putting on a production of My Fair Lady.

### Oeonology

Joan is an enjoyer of wine, particularly Sauvignon Blanc

### Medical History

Joan survived Cholera.

1. ↑ A Gallon of Dog Shampoo, Turtle Sayings and A Tortoise Follow-Up#What happened at Dignity Falls village apartments?
2. ↑ A Gallon of Dog Shampoo, Turtle Sayings and A Tortoise Follow-Up#Guest - Dog shampoo
3. ↑ A Type Of Couples Therapy
The Mail Biting Courier

This week, Burnt shares his obscure taste in movies while Joan tries to understand Doug's new audio signals for the show. Plus, special guest JoJo (Oscar Montoya) explains why he insists on delivering the mail with his teeth.

### Rogue Room Notes:

* Room for breaking stuff where Doug gets to go rogue.
* Contains: a kiln for making clay pots to break,
* And various maracas to signal different recording modes.
* Hot, because of the kiln.
* Locks from the outside.
* Doubles as an escape room.
The Pedestrian Twins

Doug and Joan's twin, teen boys. Technically fraternal twins, but they're identical.

* Students at the local community college.
* Requested a panic room. Denied due to fire risk.
* Graduated to a Junior College out of town, where Joan rarely hears from them.
* Tried to set Joan's on fire.
* Missing since October 2023. Part of an elaborate prank.

1. ↑ Parrots, Whistlers and a Carrot-Haired Woman
2. ↑ He Ain't Heavy, He's My Neighbor
3. ↑ Food or Feet
4. ↑ No Murder Or Sex Stuff
5. ↑ Nude Clocks
Wu Tianhuo

## Relationships

### Family

Wu Tiandu (brother)Wu Tianshui (brother)
Wu Menqi (daughter)

### Enemies

Wu Long

First Son of the Wu Family Patriarch and the father of Wu Menqi.

## Personality

He is a cunning and power-hungry man who was willing to sacrifice his own daughter to Nie Changsheng for the sake of increasing his own influence and chances of becoming the Wu Family Patriarch.
Parrots, Whistlers and a Carrot-Haired Woman

On the very first episode of The Neighborhood Listen, local CVS pharmacist / host Burnt Millipede (Paul F. Tompkins) and local realtor / host Joan Pedestrian (Nicole Parker) discuss a lost green parrot, a mystery whistler, and all things Doug (Brett Morris). Plus, we meet Vanity (Maria Blasucci), a suspicious "carrot red-haired" woman who was caught snooping on potted plants.

### Topics Discussed

* The podcast is called "The Neighborhood Listen" in reference to neighborhood watch organizations
* Joan discusses refusing to take Doug's name in order to protect her brand as the top realtor in Dignity Falls, and was concerned that people would not know who "Joan Harper" was.
* Doug is described as an avid mini-golfer, but Joan hates the sport.
* Joan discusses her family's pets: her dog Escrow; and her cat Bananas, who has acid reflux. Escrow's toenails have gotten out of hand, and Joan and Doug often procrastinate his grooming for 40-45 days, which is how he got his name because it's approximately the length of an Escrow period,
* Joan introduces her children. Her twins (unnamed in this episode) are in college at the local community college. Jalliope is finishing up her junior year in high school.
* Burnt describes his beliefs as "spiritual but laid back".
* They touch on Burnt's love life. He is single, and not willing to mingle. Burnt hates mingling.
* It's too early for Joan to drink, and Burnt likes his 12 ounces of gin every Friday night.
* Members of the Korn family line have atypical hair growth. The twins have early male pattern baldness, but it goes the other way (from the neck forward); Doug's hair is receding from the bottom up; and Jalliope is particularly hirsuite (which has caused her trouble in competitive swimming).
* Joan and Burnt compare their "hall passes": Joan's is Tom Brokaw, Conan O'Brien, and Tim Olyphant. Burnt's is foiled presidential assassin Squeaky Fromme, (who Joan portrayed in Sondheim's production of "Assassins" that previewed in Dignity Falls.)

1. ↑ This implies that Doug's maiden name was Harper, though this is later retconned to "KoЯn".
Octopi, Dante's Peak and Stealing Fruit

This week, Burnt and Joan get into paella, succulents, Doug's sleepwalking habits and a neighbor who stomps on plants. Plus, Adam (Matt Gourley) stops in to talk about the people who have been filling their pockets with his oranges, and more!

### Laundry Room Notes:

* Clean
* Humid
* Doug fall asleep while recording at least twice
Choo Choo Pam

In the season 4 finale of the Neighborhood Listen, Burnt and Doug both manage to surprise Joan in a big way. Meanwhile, Joan shares her unique solution for dealing with a local theater critic in Dignity Falls. Plus, special guest Pam (Mitch Silpa) explains why they are in search of raw meat from a game hunter.

### Apiary Notes:

* Started as a 'sunroof', which is what Jan calls a skylight at the end of the season.
* Doug figured if they were going to do that, they should just, 'put bees in there'.
* Currently a room full of loose bees, tended by Doug in his homemade beekeeper suit (Mark II).
* First version was a backwards hoodie. He's since upgraded to an oversize upside-down colander on his head with the hoodie.
* Also includes socks over the pants (what Burnt calls 'second base').
Crock Pot Theft

Doug and Joan both prepare for Christmas even though they realize it may already be over, while Burnt shows off his new work uniform. Meanwhile, Escrow the dog is suffering from some surprising medical issues. Later on the show, Redd (Lauren Ashley Smith) explains his dinner stealing escapades around Dignity Falls.

### Santa's Workshop Notes:

* Doug decided that since the air compressor, oil and tools were already in the garage, he'd just install the workshop there.

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Loud Polite Megaphone Lady

Back at the table, Joan + Doug continue their bizarre home renovations while Burnt regales of his first night out with his co-workers. Plus, special guest Jenna (Mitra Jouhari) explains why she was outside of a neighbor’s home with a megaphone.

### Hatchery Notes:

* Doug collects eggs from around town.
* Joan presumed it was a chicken coop.
* She always wanted a coop and tried to build several (Burnt called them 'attempted coops').
* Doug says some of eggs are chicken.
* One is the size of a football phone. Burnt suspects ostrich.
* An *apparently* unfertilized egg hatched after Jenna left.
* A lizard(?) hatched and skittered away at the end of the episode.
Cam Girl Ham Girl

Oh no, it's the Season 2 finale of The Neighborhood Listen already! Burnt brings up Belinda's possum post, Joan discusses Linda Pippert and Burnt and Joan invite "ineedham" aka Gidget (Nicole Byer) to the show who is in a desperate search for ham.

### Downstairs Bar Notes:

* Looks like the bar from Watch What Happens Live
* Room is decorated half like "Cheers" and half like "90's New York Cosmo Phantasm" with backlights / Sex & the City
* Doug begins the show making drinks alone and practicing curve 'sliding' beer glasses.
* Jaliope arrives, she and Doug play Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
* Doug wears an eggshell hat to celebrate ACNH Bunny Day.
Dark Room

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**Friendship Rate: Class 3**
»⠀Unsafe
»⠀Moderate Hostile
»⠀High Danger
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## Description

The entity is quite dangerous. Appears in dark rooms especially at level 37 and level 0. It is not recommended to stand in a dark room for more than a minute or the entity will attack

The entity tries to lure the explorer into a dark room by placing some kind of bottle there to make the player think they have found a drink. It's mostly empty or poisonous.

## Behaviors

The entity can only attack if the player is in the room for more than a minute. He kills him instantly.

Surviving an entity is rare, but the best method is to have a light source with you.

## Discovery

The entity was discovered on November 14, 2001. It was discovered that many people were dying after being in a dark room for a while.

## Additional Information (Optional)

Do

* have light source in hand turned on
* Go away from the dark room

Not to Do

* be for long time in dark rooms
* dont sleep in dark rooms
Food or Feet

Burnt regales Joan with stories of gigging for frogs as a boy scout, while Doug explains why he attempted to take out a PPP loan. Plus, special guest Carlo (Jiavani) explains why his mother thinks he and his friend Josh are freeloaders.

### Cave Notes:

* Like the Indiana Jones ride.
* Unlike the Wine Cave, which had real bats, Doug has installed bat sounds in this cave.
* Burnt and Joan's conversation led Doug to want a Carribean Moose in the Cave.
Azure Eagle Empire

## Azure Eagle

### Subordinate Powers

Tuamei Kingdom
Gutian Kingdom
Fantian Kingdom
Tingren Kingdom
Jurong Kingdom
Liugwei Kingdom

## Information

### Notable Figures

Song Minfu (Crown Prince)Song Lingfei (Princess)

Azure Eagle Empire is the Empire of the Azure Eagle Continent. The Imperial Family is surnamed Song, and is descended from a Spirit Beast called the Azure Eagle. The daughter of the Crown Prince is Song Lingfei.

## Subordinate Lands

### Tuamei

is where Yin Yang Unity Palace is located.

### Fantian

is a fairly weak kingdom, with its peak strength being General Feng at the Foundation Building Realm.

### Tingren

had problems with corruption until the corrupt faction was mostly annihilated by Wu Long along with Supreme Master Palace.

### Liugwei

is on the Southern tip of the continent against the Southern Archipelago rife with corruption, south of Jurong.

## Five Great Sects

### Yin Yang Unity Palace

is the only Dual Cultivation Sect in the World. Its palace master is the Great Seductress, Lian Zhiqiu. Whilst Dual Cultivators are not known for their combat ability, Yin Yang Unity Palace is still a large power in Azure Eagle Empire.

### Frozen Garden Palace

is a Martial Cultivation sect that only accepts women.

### Profound Music Palace

is a Music Cultivation sect. Its Prime Disciple is Gong Cui

### Supreme Master Palace

was a Lust Cultivation Sect located in Fantian Kingdom
Level 974 Kitty House

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**Survival Difficulty: Class 0**
»⠀Safe
»⠀Stable
»⠀No or one Entity
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**Level 974** is the 5st level of the Backrooms.

## Description

Level 974 is a beautiful pink room that contains cute kitty cats and a big chance of food. Some explorers said they saw a humanoid named Kitty, but others and most say they saw nothing. Estimated lifespan is 365 days as food stops appearing and all lights go out.

## Entities

Normally are here no entites, but some peoples say, there is one entity.

### Kitty

Nothing is known about this entity, but it is said to be a black, tall, slender humanoid. After 12 days it will start following you. After 155 days it will start following you more often and after 365 days it will become aggressive. This is not true, only a myth.

## Colonies and Outposts

It's not possible for them to have colonies here because of the 365 day rule.

## Entrances and Exits

### Exits

* Find the brown door to get back to level 0
Level 0.2 Manilla Rooms

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**Survival Difficulty: Class 1**
»⠀Safe
»⠀Stable
»⠀Devoid of Entites
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**Level 0.2** is the 2st level of the Backrooms.

## Description

Level 0.2 is a room with a red floor. It is not known if this is dangerous but not yet. There is nothing in the level except that there are some rooms. It is currently unknown if any food and drink are found here, but it is extremely rare to find food. The level is small so you don't have to worry about getting lost. Some explorers claim to have heard some voices, but it seems they made it up or only heard it in their head.

## Entities

No entity is here, because this is safe level.

## Colonies and Outposts

There are no colonies here, because this does not meet the conditions for life, because you cannot survive without food.

## Entrances and Exits

### Entrances

* Go to the ladder in Level 0 to get here

### Exits

* Unlock a elevator and go down to Level !
Level 37 Poolrooms

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**Survival Difficulty: Class 1**
»⠀Safe
»⠀Stable
»⠀Minimal Entity Count
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**Level 37** is the 4st level of the Backrooms

## Description

Level 37 is a long pool that is an unknown size. It is also considered very safe even though there are two dangers. The first is drowning and the second is a dark room. Don't go to the dark rooms because you might die. Estimated survival time is around 20 minutes.

## Entities

There is currently one entity known in level.

### Dark Room

Dark Room is dangerous and yet the only entity in level 37. If you stay in the dark room for too long, you will die. Unfortunately, the back of the Maze is all black, so you have a lot to do to survive. You will live approximately 2 minutes in dark rooms.

## Colonies and Outposts

There is only one colony that will probably die out soon.

### Water Survivors

* They are only 4 peoples
* Looks extinct
* They love trading items

## Entrances and Exits

### Entrances

* Open the last door in the Level ! and you are here

### Exits

* Escape the dark maze and you are at level 974
Gia

## Gia (지아)

**Kim Jiah** (김지아), also known by her stage name **Gia** (지아) is a Korean artist under Elodious Entertainment and a member of the pre-debut girlgroup Spellbound.

## Personal life

Gia was born into a loving and supportive family in Busan, South Korea. She has one older brother who encouraged her love for music from a young age. Her parents, both working professionals, instilled in her the values of hard work and determination.

Gia attended a prestigious performing arts high school in Busan, where she honed her musical skills and developed a passion for beatboxing. Her interest in calligraphy also began during her high school years. She started singing and playing the piano at a young age, thanks to her parents' encouragement. Her affinity for music led her to explore various musical genres, eventually leading her to the world of K-Pop. Gia's journey in the K-Pop industry began when she auditioned for a talent agency during her senior year of high school. Her exceptional beatboxing skills and vocal talent caught the attention of talent scouts, earning her a spot in a trainee program. Gia spent several years as a trainee, working diligently on her singing, dancing, and overall performance skills. She formed close bonds with her fellow trainees, some of whom eventually became her group mates in Spellbound.

After years of rigorous training, Gia and her fellow trainees officially debuted as a K-Pop group called Spellbound.
Gia/Trivia

* Gia is the group's secret weapon when it comes to beatboxing, her rhythmic and impressive beatboxing skills add an unexpected twist to Spellbound's performances
* She has an impeccable sense of style and is often sought after by fashion magazines for her unique fashion choices
* Her closet is a mix of vintage finds and high-end designer pieces
* Gia is fluent in three languages - Korean, English, and Mandarin
* She has a soft spot for animals and has adopted three rescue cats and a mischievous Corgi named Mochi, who occasionally makes appearances in the group's social media content
* Gia is also an accomplished calligrapher, and her elegant calligraphy has been featured in the group's album designs
* Her favorite Korean dish is Jjajangmyeon, but she also has a weakness for sushi, especially salmon nigiri
* In her free time, she enjoys hiking in the picturesque mountains near her hometown and capturing stunning landscape photographs
* Her biggest inspiration in the K-Pop industry is BoA, the legendary Korean singer and dancer
* Fans affectionately call her "Gia the Beatbox Queen"
Snowy

This article contains spoilers for an existing or upcoming story. Please leave if you don't want to be spoiled!

## Statistics

### First Appearance

Vermin History Story (TBN)

> I love it when you read to me. It's… nice.
>
> *-Snowy to Puddles, Vermin History Story (TBN)*

**Snowy** is a character featured in Vermin's backstory. He is currently deceased and will most likely not be featured in any other stories. He is a one-off character.

## Bio

### Appearance

Snowy has white fur, with dark gray along his fingers, toes, ears, tummy, and hair tuft. He has pale blue eyes, one containing a snowflake shape inside it. He has pale pink cheeks. His ears have tufts on the ends.

### Personality

Snowy is relaxed and calm. He loves to spend time with Puddles, and appreciates when he reads to him.

### History

Snowy caught the Crystalization disease and ended up in the hospital for it, receiving shots and treatment from many nurses. He got close to Puddles during his time in the hospital. Unfortunately, he ultimately died due to the disease.

## Abilities

Snowy, as his name and design suggest, has snow-related powers.

## Trivia

* He dislikes needles.
* He is a fan of Knight Kitty.
	+ His favorite is the mage.
Level 6 Lights Out

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**Survival Difficulty: Class Undetermined**
»⠀Mysterious Properties
»⠀Unknown Information
»⠀Undocumented Entities
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**Level 6** is the 7st level of the Backrooms

## Description

Level 6 is an unknown level all in black, so it is impossible to find out what is in it or the number of entities. This level remains a mystery

## Colonies and Outposts

It is currently impossible to create a colony

## Entrances and Exits

### Exits

* The Exit is currently uknown, but you have luck, you got to the Blue Hallway
Level 0 Lobby

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**Survival Difficulty: Class 2**
»⠀Unsafe
»⠀Unsecure
»⠀Devoid of Entity
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**Level 0** is the 1st level of the Minecraft Backrooms

## Description

Level 0 is the whole yellow carpeted maze. The carpet may be glitched, so don't look under the carpet. There is an annoying sound playing all the time and you can go crazy after a while. Maximum survival time is around 10 minutes or less. Level 0 is required as an endless maze. Some rooms are dark, but it is not recommended to enter them because it can be very dangerous! There is a medium chance of losing your mind in the level and you have to run away as fast as possible or you will die!

If you break the wall, there's a chance you'll glitch into the Void, so don't! It will unnecessarily endanger your lives!

## Entities

The level is too big to tell what is there, but it is assumed that this is without entity.

### M.E.G

* 17 members
* They have foods and guns
* They like trading

## Entrances and Exits

### Entrances

* You will spawn here
* Find the dark corridor in Level 0.1 and enter it
Crow

This article is currently under construction. It is unknown when it will be finished.

## Appearance

Crow is a white dog, with dark gray hair and a dark gray tail, with darker gray markings on both. He has light blue markings on his ponytail and hair. He has bushy dark gray eyebrows.

Crow wears a giant dark gray ribbon on his head and a light blue jacket, with white markings along his sleeves and collar. He has grayish pink ribbons on his sleeve and collar, and grayish pink x’s on his side. He wears white socks with transparent dark gray tights underneath, one of his socks containing a pink ribbon on it. He has piercings along his ears and chin, and a dark gray, almost black spiked collar on his neck and ear. He often carries a gray backpack with demon wings along the sides of it.

## Personality

Crow is more laid back and relaxed in the friend group, often being a voice of reason to the others. He looks at things from a more neutral standpoint, not really having a voice in most situations. He just goes with whatever the other character is doing. He is the calmest and most collected of them all, and is dubbed as the cool one by many. He doesn’t care for having a ton of friends. He is okay with violence, and typically doesn’t do much to stop it, unless his friends are the ones being hurt. In fact, he has an interest in weaponry and blood, being interested in swords, guns, and such. He is also a fan of gory horror movies, and loves anything scary.

## History

Not much is known about Crow's history at the moment, other than how he met Nugget and Felix at some point.

## Relationships

Felix: …

Nugget: …

Lucifer: …

Bonez: …