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Illiquid Love

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Sep 21st, 2020, and
 runs for about 78 minutes.

## Description

> Riley, Milo, Alice, and Nate discuss a German financier who loves financing a lavish lifestyle of yachts, parties, and handstands (?) by selling illiquid bonds. He's a miracle of modern financial markets - a Mozart figure who toured the continent with Helmut Kohl, wowing crowds of onlookers at his ability to be a businessman at the age of 14. Maybe Tom Hulce would play him in a movie? Check it out! We also discuss a start up and some quick news hits.
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Robot Chores feat. James Vincent

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, May 13th, 2019, and
 runs for about 73 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea
* @jjvincent

## Description

> Well, the Conservatives are at it again. Whether it’s Matt Hancock or Liz Truss or Rory Stewart, they’re out being dumb and unaware. But don’t worry, friends -- your reassembled gang of all original lads, Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), and Nate (@inthesedeserts) are here to tell you why the Instagram Tories are bad and untrustworthy.
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A Fulfilment Driven Life feat. Juliet Jacques

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Aug 2nd, 2019, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* @zinovievletter
* @Riddle

## Description

> You wanted to hear more Quillette close-reads, so here it is. We discuss the most bootlicking of all pro-Amazon pieces to ever appear, plus a bizarre 2006 op-ed about shoes from Rafael Behr. Our special guest Juliet Jacques (@zinovievletter) helps us break down just how brain-melt it all is. You'll love it, folks—you'll absolutely love it.
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American Magic feat. Christopher Caldwell-Kelly and Pope Lonergan

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, May 11th, 2020, and
 runs for about 65 minutes.

## Description

> In the first half, Your Gorgeous Hosts take the time for a little check-in to the core assumptions of TF Season Three. How has the ongoing implosion of global markets due to coronavirus proceeded? How competently are given authorities handling this implosion? How many people are going to be thrown into a volcano for the sake of the Olive Garden? Why is it that when you reach terminal velocity after falling off a building, it feels like you aren't moving?
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Dispatches from Hong Kong feat. Brian Hioe

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Jun 13th, 2019, and
 runs for about 22 minutes.

## Cast

* Nate Bethea
* @brianhioe
* @newbloommag

## Description

> We've been monitoring the situation in Hong Kong from our extremely high-tech Amstrad eMailer, but given how fast things are developing, we decided to add some additional (serious) content this week. So, please enjoy this interview between Nate (@inthesedeserts) and Brian Hioe (@brianhioe), the editor of New Bloom Magazine.
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Humu Among Us feat. Trashfuture Classic Lineup

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Jan 10th, 2019, and
 runs for about 7 minutes.

## Description

> Real heads will appreciate this one: we've assembled the full Trashfuture roster, featuring Riley, Milo, Charlie Palmer, Hussein, and Nate, and we're discussing a great (read: bad) startup that wants to give your employees helpful nudges. We also talk Netflix's acquiescing to Saudi censorship, a terrible column that tries to defend UK rail fare hikes, and so much more.
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A Tale of Two Peteys feat. Katie Halper

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Jan 31st, 2020, and
 runs for about 9 minutes.

## Description

> In a preview of this week's bonus, Katie Halper (@kthalps) of The Katie Halper show and Rolling Stone's Useful Idiots Podcast joins Milo, Riley, and Alice to discuss a terrible start up, and then give us a "Who's Who" of the also-ran's who are fighting it out to lose to our boy Bernie Sanders in the United States.
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Only the Lib Dems Can Win in Workington

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Nov 4th, 2019, and
 runs for about 64 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly
* @peoplesmomentum

## Description

> So, it’s finally happening: we’re having another General Election. On December 12, the UK will vote yet again, and we have an opportunity to elect a socialist Labour government led by Jeremy Corbyn. However, as the full TF crew of Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice @AliceAvizandum discuss on this episode, we have to counter wave upon wave of disingenuous nonsense from dumb British media and useless centrist parties like the Lib Dems.
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Charles and the Bed-Van feat. Ned Donovan

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sun, Nov 11th, 2018, and
 runs for about 6 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* @Ned\_Donovan

## Description

> Elon Musk gifted us analytics like Prometheus gifting fire, and as such we've determined that about 40 percent of our audience is American. So, Americans (and others) -- do you want to know about the British royal family? Well, now you can, in detail, as Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani),  and Ned Donovan (@Ned\_Donovan) discuss the history of Britain's terrible ruling family. This is a good episode to listen to while your valet is relocating your bed to your friends' house.
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Pop! feat. @theemilyaccount

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Mar 8th, 2021, and
 runs for about 83 minutes.

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* @theemilyaccount
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Algorithm jockey and financial wizard Emily (@theemilyaccount) talks about how the Tech Boom, enabled as it was by overly restrictive monetary and fiscal policy, is starting to come apart at the seams. Was it a bubble? Is it popping? Too early to say, but not too early to enjoy a little schadenfreude! We also explore the nature and role of ARKK, the actively managed ETF beloved by redditors, and hated by the rest of Wall Street for all the wrong reasons.
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Red Jawn feat. Well There's Your Problem

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Nov 13th, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Quaid... start the podcast and save Mars...
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 Liam Anderson used the folding chair from the top rope!!! This demonstrated conclusively to Riley that TF is quite staid normally.
Britainology 9: UK Rave Culture feat. UKRaveComments

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Wed, Feb 3rd, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* @UKRaveComments
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

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> Good lord, the Gen Xers of Britain are a special bunch. And man, do they love to reminisce in the YouTube comments. To discuss this phenomenon, and the culture surrounding it, we brought on TF techno expert Riley--as well as George, the creator of the @UKRaveComments twitter account--to discuss.
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Alms Day

**Alms Day** is an attempt by Gideon Aurum and the upper class of Aurumburg to give back to the lower classes.

## Foundation

In order to foster support from the lower classes, as well as to keep their resentment from causing any uprisings, Gideon created a yearly holiday called Alms day to give some small but meaningful amount of wealth to the lower classes, notably the slums.

## Celebration

During the celebrations, Gideon and other notable figures travel around to local businesses and households, delivering small pouches of money and other valuables. Compared to the wealth of the upper class, this value is small, but to the people of the slums, it is enough to keep them functioning.

Many commoners refuse their alms, as they do not like how Gideon uses them as a feel good device. Others happily accept the money, as they would be a fool to turn it down.
Now You're Cooking with Vibes feat. Nathalie Olah

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Nov 7th, 2019, and
 runs for about 11 minutes.

## Description

> You wake up. You turn on your computer to do Fiverr jobs until breakfast. You go to your job. Your contract is secure for another two weeks. You buy lunch for a tenner because you can't go on. You come home, exhausted. It's time for your next job. And you have to pay seven kinds of bills. You've become a burned out husk of a person. But now there's an exciting new venture capital backed startup called Pattern that wants to change all that with luxury cookware somehow. Riley, Milo, Alice, and special guest Nathalie Olah go deep on this strange new theory of change, and why maybe more start ups aren't the answer?
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Brexit Dragon Energy feat. Tom Kibasi

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Nov 27th, 2018, and
 runs for about 70 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* @IPPR
* @TomKibasi

## Description

> You may have heard about this thing called Brexit. Apparently, it means Brexit. And on this week’s Trashfuture, Riley (@raaleh) and Hussein (@HKesvani) spoke with Institute for Public Policy Research (@IPPR) director Tom Kibasi (@TomKibasi) about the real victim of Brexit: political metaphor. Then we talk about the deal itself, Labour's Brexit strategy, and debunk the myth that "Labour could be 20 points ahead under a different leader."
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Manifesto Madness Pt 2: Tory Accelerationists feat John Duncan

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Dec 2nd, 2019, and
 runs for about 11 minutes.

## Cast

* @Johntheduncan
* @peoplesmomentum

## Description

> This week's bonus episode features us discussing the Tory manifesto with John Duncan (@Johntheduncan) on the topic of neoliberalism, the neoliberal weaponisation of rights, and the absurd Tory manifesto. Hope you enjoy!
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Milo Edwards

Milo is a comedian and writer and one of the hosts of Trashfuture. He founded Trashfuture with Riley in July 2017. Aside from the show, he is a standup comedian based in London. Formerly, he lived in Moscow and was part of the cast of Russian TV stand-up shows ‘Open Microphone’ and ‘StandUp’ on the TNT network and still runs a weekly Russian podcast called Toomuch (Тумач). His writing has appeared in The New Statesman and Private Eye.

Milo was born in Harlow, Essex and is a graduate of Cambridge University.

Twitter: @milo\_edwards

Additional Projects:

Toomuch (Тумач) - A weekly Russian Podcast

Britainology - A premium Trashfuture Podcast co-hosted with Nate Bethea

Masters of Our Domain - A podcast about Seinfeld, but it's really about nothing? With co-host Phoebe Roy
How I Meta Your Mother

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Nov 5th, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Facebook and Google haven't done anything new of note since 2007. It's just market capture and worse and worse services. However, Facebook is now Meta or something, and in this bonus episode Riley, Milo, and Alice seek to understand. Also we talk about hitting an ape with a hammer.
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Getting Dilb-pilled (feat. Aisling McCrea)

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Oct 8th, 2020, and
 runs for about 11 minutes.

## Cast

* @ambientGillian
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This week, we're talking Dilbert and Scott Adams. Why? Well, for some reason all five of us liked Dilbert as a kid. Also, it just so happens that friend of the show Aisling McCrea (@ambientGillian) just published an article in Current Affairs about Dilbert's strange appeal. So, let's talk about it. Let's talk about Scott Adams' promise that he can make you no-touch cum. Let's dilb out.
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Britainology 2: The Noble Football Hooligan

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Oct 8th, 2020, and
 runs for about 58 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> In this unlocked episode of Britainology, Nate and Milo are discussing the 2005 film Green Street Hooligans, in which an American played by Elijah Wood goes to Britain and gets inducted into a football firm, learning a lot about himself along the way. Is it a good movie? No. But does it accurately portray football hooliganism? Also no.
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Dr Sked's Monster: A Brief History of the Rise and Fall of UKIP (QAnon Anonymous Crossover)

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Apr 27th, 2020, and
 runs for about 87 minutes.

## Description

> It's another crossover! Our friends Jake, Travis, and Julian from Q-Anon Anonymous called in to talk about the strange history of the Euroskeptic movement, and why they seem to generate so many bizarre local news headlines. It's a story of how when your organisation gets everything it wished for, it implodes in a fit of unforced errors, bizarre recriminations, and accusations that everyone else in the party is the REAL racists.
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Britainology 4: That '70s Episode

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Sep 18th, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> We're back again to explain the eccentricities and fault lines of this truly normal island. This week, Milo and Nate discuss the 1970s in Britain, why everything went downhill, why the decade radicalised the Boomers, and why the TV from that era is.... not good. Hope you enjoy!
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Paul Blart: Sandman feat. Connor Southard

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sat, Jun 27th, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> Here we are again, doing a second bonus episode for the week because we realise the profound demands for content. This episode features Riley, Milo, Alice, Hussein, and Connor Southard (@ConnorSouthard), writer and host of the Podside Picnic podcast. We discuss the 1976 sci-fi dystopia film LOGAN'S RUN, among other things. Hope you enjoy!
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Balthasar Speedboat

"If you get convicted of noncing, they have to change your legal name to something ridiculous so everyone knows, and you get a name like Balthasar Speedboat" - Nate Bethea

## List of Episodes

* "Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat"
* "Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat 2"
* "Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat 3"
* "An Impromptu review of inAPPropriate Comedy (Balthasar Speedboat IV)"
* "Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat 5"
* "Balthasar Speedboat 5 (ft. Olga Koch and Pierre Novellie)"
* "Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat 6"
* "Balthasar Speedboat 7"
* "Balthasar Speedboat Presents Nurse Sketch (Ft. Caroline Calloway)"
* "Balthasar Speedboat XI feat Phoebe Roy and Olga Koch"
A Spectre Haunting Bishop Auckland (TF Live in Bristol 6.3.20 feat. Angie Speaks)

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Mar 19th, 2020, and
 runs for about 11 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* @speaksangie

## Description

> Please enjoy this preview of this week's bonus, a live episode of Trashfuture recorded on March 6 the 2020 Bristol Transformed festival. You’ll hear Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Nate (@inthesedeserts) join special guest Angie Speaks (@speaksangie) to discuss an app that retroactively places products in existing films -- who hasn’t wanted to get ads for Casper Mattresses when watching 1970s noir films -- and a long story about a man who wants to remake Bishop Auckland in his own, uh, slightly vampiric image.
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A Dome That Sucked, Part 1

***It's the free one!***

*This week, we have the full cast of TF together to review the history of the Millennium Dome, a New Labour attempt to create a modern exposition of Britain. It definitely became an exhibition of how weird the inner circle of Blair’s Labour was, but it’s largely regarded as a failure–and we learn about how it transformed a chunk of Greenwich from the Goop Zone into the Empty Luxury Flat Zone.*

This episode is a part of a 2-parter series. For the Part 2, see A Dome That Sucked, Part 2.

## Things mentioned:

* Brendan O'Neill
* The Millenium Dome
* Marble Arch Mound
* The Boy
* Surfball
* Tony Blair
* Peter Mandelson
Damn! Makes You Think!! feat. Hasan Piker and Trevor Strunk

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Oct 11th, 2018, and
 runs for about 79 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* @hasanthehun
* @Hegelbon

## Description

> We’re having a blast in the Caliphate of Tower Hamlets. Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani) and Nate (@inthesedeserts) met with Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) from the Young Turks and discussed the important things in life: gaming, posting, and why Trashfuture villain Elon Musk may actually be the platonic ideal of a life lived online.
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Danger! High Voltage! ft. Corner Spaeti

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Sep 20th, 2021, and
 runs for about 67 minutes.

## Cast

* @ciarandold
* @sternburgpapi
* @cornerspaeti
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Ciaran (@ciarandold) and Nick (@sternburgpapi) from Corner Spaeti (@cornerspaeti) join the gang to discuss the upcoming federal election in Germany, and then we go deep on Europe's most embarrassing party of nerds: "Volt!"
> If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: (link omitted) you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) ALERT\* Smoke returns for another night of new material from pro-comics featuring Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Jordan Brookes. See it all, for the low price of £5, on September 28 at 8 pm at The Sekforde Arms (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA): (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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Britainology 26: Poppygeddon

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Nov 18th, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This week, Nate and Milo discuss the phenomenon of remembrance poppies and the ways in which they've become a symptom of Britain's deeply unwell state. Solemn icons of the human cost of war? Hell no, slap that shit on a pizza and consume it, with honour.
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Failure to Launch feat. Hasan Piker

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Feb 12th, 2019, and
 runs for about 67 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea
* @hasanthehun

## Description

> We did it. We streamed our podcast live. Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), and Nate (@inthesedeserts) managed to successfully host a live video podcast while speaking with Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) on Twitch. We discussed the abortive (to put it mildly) launch of Turning Point UK. Just who are the weirdos that fund it and support it? Why are they all part of weird Oxford racism societies? And why is Candace Owens praising Hitler?
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A Blair for All Seasons

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Apr 23rd, 2019, and
 runs for about 67 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Every now and again, Tony Blair pops up to tell us that we’re doing too much social justice and that maybe Tommy Robinson has a point. This week, the gang of Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) discuss a report from the Tony Blair Institute for Social Change about—and this is not hyperbole—why populism is apparently immigrants’ fault? It’s bad, of course, but chances are good that no one will read it except for irony podcasters.
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No Child Left Unemployed feat. Rob Larson

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, May 7th, 2020, and
 runs for about 8 minutes.

## Description

> This week we're talking tech monopolies and the ways in which Gates and Bezos used public research to become this century's dumber Carnegie and Vanderbilt. Listen to Riley, Milo, and Alice discuss it with Rob Larson (@IronicProfessor), and rejoice in the knowledge that everything you've ever done with a PC was planned out by dudes in rocking chairs for some reason.
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Locals Only ft. Marcus Barnett

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sun, May 13th, 2018, and
 runs for about 53 minutes.

## Cast

* @reformedmuscle
* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea

## Description

> It's this week's TF for ya! Marcus Barnett (@reformedmuscle) came by to talk to Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@hkesvani) and Milo (@milo\_edwards) about local elections, the psycho sexual mania of failure obsessed liberal pundits, and the future of the Labour party sans melts. While Marcus visits us in an entirely personal capacity, in his spare time he is Young Labour's International Officer. Ably produced by Nate (@inthesedeserts).
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Bouncing Back

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Wed, Sep 29th, 2021, and
 runs for about 5 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Full episode on Patreon here: www.patreon.com/trashfuture
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An Ounce of Prevent feat. Maria Norris

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Wed, Nov 3rd, 2021, and
 runs for about 80 minutes.

## Cast

* @MariaWNorris
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> The gang talks to academic Maria Norris (@MariaWNorris) about Prevent, the government’s star counter terrorism policy now getting fast tracked through a softball review. We answer the question: “why do children regularly end up in counterterrorism databases for talking about Fortnite in school?”
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50 Cent: The Global King of Cool feat. Patrick Monahan and Kimberley McIntosh

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Wed, Oct 17th, 2018, and
 runs for about 87 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* @mcintosh\_kim
* @pattymo

## Description

> On this week’s Trashfuture podcast, Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani) spoke with Kimberley McIntosh (@mcintosh\_kim), policy officer at the Runnymede Trust, and Patrick Monahan (@pattymo), comedian and cohost of What a Time to Be Alive, about some topics close to our hearts: the insane writings of the next Tory candidate for London Mayor, Shaun Bailey. We also touch on our favourite topics: the absurd products of our current bad gilded age.
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