Barbra Thunk

* Portrait
* Casual
* Jacket
* Dress

Bryce Miller

* Ex-Boyfriend

Uwu

* Trainee

Barbra Thunk is a character role-played by Hammerxmarie.

## Physical Description

Barbra is a tan skinned, blue-eyed woman most easily identifiable by her blonde braids.

She typically wears crop tops, denim jeans, and is often seen sporting a backpack.

## Timeline

* On May 4th, while she on a date with **Scruffy Doodle**, Barbra was adopted by **Bryce Miller** as a joke. **Bryce** later regretted the decision when she took the gag seriously and insisted on calling him dad.
* On May 14th, Barbra and **Bryce** went on a not-date when they attempted two failed hikes on **Mt. Gordo**. The first ending with Barbra's leg being mauled by a cougar, and the second ending with both of them falling off the side of the mountain and having to be rescued by first responders.
* On June 6th, she was unintentionally involved in the murder of her best friend, **Aurora Sparks**, when she helped **Aurora** kidnap **Scruffy** after she'd been stabbed by him and **Scruffy** in-turn shot **Aurora** in the head in "self defense". Barbra was later investigated by **Lea Nova** for manslaughter as **Aurora** wouldn't have been in that position if Barbra hadn't kidnapped **Scruffy**.
* After the death of **Aurora**, Barbra became enemies with **Scruffy** and she slipped into a cycle of depression and substance abuse. **Aurora's** death happening outside of **Bryce's** house convinced him it was time to move. He then sold the beach front home and took a loan out to buy a new house in the Vinewood Hills with Barbra.
* On June 14th, Barbra began helping **Bryce** host helicopter "Love Tours", with the first being a date between **Jeffrey Bundy** and **Lennon McDermitt**.
* On June 16th, Barbra and **Bryce** began attempting to gaslight **Scruffy** into thinking he was going crazy by vandalizing his trailer with blood, calling him from payphones, and messing with his stereo equipment to play remixed music of **Aurora** talking and a women screaming.
* On June 30th, **Bryce** hosted another "Love Tour" with Barbra, this time for **Domenic Toretti** and **Shelby Lane**. Much of the tour was spent with **Bryce** and **Toretti** throwing jabs at each other over their prior relationships to **Cleo Shaw** and **Lily Pond** respectively. Halfway through the tour **Bryce** experienced a severe headache and Barbra saved everyone when she took control of the helicopter.
* Later that day, Barbra hosted another "Love Tour" with **Bryce**, this time for **Chris Kross** and **Rose Rhodes**; they were also joined by **Giles Dickinbottom** who provided music on his guitar. **Shelby** gave Barbra, **Bryce** and **Giles** specific instructions to make the date awkward for **Kross** and **Rose** as payback for **Kross** tricking **Toretti** into thinking that **Shelby** was planning to propose.
* In late June, a date was scheduled for the manslaughter case against Barbra for **Aurora's** death, but the trial was delayed and eventually dropped with both Barbra and **Scruffy** seeing no further legal repercussions.
* In mid-July, **Bryce** broke up with Barbra because he felt she was becoming too much of an emotional burden, like his prior relationship with **Cleo**. Out of spite, Barbra removed his keys to their new Vinewood home. Not wanting to outright end their friendship, **Bryce** opted to not sue her as the loan for the house was taken out in his name.
* On August 14th,
* On August 15th, **Nettie Machete** attempted at woo Barbra in the Burgershot parking lot but was interrupted by a reunion with **Carmella Corset**. **Bryce** then showed up and Barbra left to give him a tour of the newly constructed surgery area in her home.
* On Augusta 20th, **Nettie** invited Barbra to hang out with her while she was trying to help an amnestic woman regain her memories with a tarot-reading "psychic". When the psychic wasn't able help, the woman ditched them to go on a date with **Jack Cortair**. Left by themselves in Sandy Shores, Barbra asked **Nettie** out on a date and **Nettie** agreed but only if they were exclusive. To prove that she was serious, Barbra gave **Nettie** keys to her house on the spot and they agreed to go on a "Love Tour" date in the future.
* On August 21st, **Nettie** moved into a tent in Barbra's driveway. **Nettie** then told **Scruffy** about the relationship.
* On August 22nd, confused by the tent's presence, Barbra called **Bryce** thinking a stalker had set up shop before she remembered that **Nettie** had moved in. **Bryce** then mentioned being old friends with **Nettie** and said she's a psycho but probably a good match.
* On September 1st, Barbra confronted **Nettie** when she removed her tent from the driveway, suspecting that **Nettie** has started pitching a tent for another woman. **Jack Ripley** attempted to mediate their dispute while they stood in the street and argued.
* On September 2nd, Barbra and **Bryce** tried to wingman for **Alex Suarez** when he attempted to object at **Peach Chee's** wedding. After the objection failed they conspired to stage a fake video of **Peach** cheating on her husband to cause a divorce.
* On September 4th, Barbra confronted **Nettie** about her tent again, believing that **Nettie** wanted to break up with her. She then insisted **Nettie** move her tent to the roof instead of the lawn.
* On September 5th, Barbra called **Nettie** with the intention to make plans to hang out, but they became side tracked when she encouraged **Nettie** to kick a dog. Barbra then conspired to go through **Nettie's** search history when she found out she was using her wifi.
* On September 6th, **Bryce** informed Barbra of **Cleo's** alleged passing after a failed assault on **Norman Bones'** lighthouse. Barbra later shifted the conversation towards **Nettie** being unstable and mentioned her insistence on living in a tent and frequent animal abuse. Unfazed, **Bryce** reiterated that he's known **Nettie** for years and is certain that she's crazier than her.
* On September 8th, Barbra had a mental breakdown and began freaking out over the death of Queen Elizabeth, implying that she was her granddaughter. She then dyed her hair black and went through an emo phase while insisting that she needed to be "normal". After having a brief meeting with **Tessa Lamb**, **Bryce** then told Barbra that he bought **Scruffy's** old house and gave them a tour of the mess. Later in the day, while doing a **Dodo** run with **Bryce**, Barbra was shot in the shoulder after punching a cow on the side of the road. Once out of the hospital she began panicking and insisting that the doctors and police officers were imposters. **Bryce** then lost track of her when she ran off mumbling to herself.
* On September 12th, **Bryce**, **Jeffy Coldiron**, and **Charlotte Greene** finalized setting up their new storefront, **Shits and Giggles**, a comedy club and novelty prank shop. A few hours after giving Barbra the news she invited **Nettie** over to tour the shop. During the tour they began arguing about **Nettie** receiving calls from strangers during their conversation and Barbra threatened **Nettie** with a knife. Before they parted ways they made up when Barbra offered to pay **Nettie** to tow **Bryce's** car as a prank. During the tow, **Nettie** was gunned down when she got into a shootout with bank robbers that were attempting to take a hostage. Afterwards they went on a drive and Barbra alluded to the idea of proposing to her in the future.
* On September 13th, Barbra went to pick up **Nettie** from Burgershot after **Nettie** got high on LSD and was almost arrested while fighting imaginary clowns in the parking lot. While in the process of leaving the restaurant, Barbra deliberately ran over **Shelly Smith** which led to **Tomathy Steampipe** shooting both her and **Nettie** down. After being taken to the hospital, **Nettie** assaulted a doctor for drawing a sketch of Barbra's breasts, afterwards **Preacher** gave them both a ride back to Barbra's car. The couple then briefly went house hunting in Sandy Shores while **Nettie** talked about prior relationships, specifically her former beards **Jordan** and **Jerry Callow**. During their house hunt **Nettie** stomped a chicken to death and Barbra punched out a cow while looking at a ranch house.
* In late September, Barbra decided to sell her Vinewood home as the asset fees had nearly bleed her account dry.
* On November 11th, **Anita May** and **Minerva Maat** opened an investigation into Barbra after seeing the illegal surgery lab in her vacated Vinewood home. After discovering the property, **Michael Pike** brought cadet **Charlotte Archer** along while they toured the premises and she suggested looking into **Bryce** as well after **Minerva** mentioned that she remembered **Bryce** dating Barbra and running a dating service.
* In late March, **Nettie** attempted to break up with Barbra via text message. Declaring their relationship "brakked", a term used by **Nettie's** previous ex **Tracy Martell**.
* On April 1st, Barbra confronted **Nettie** on a phone call and insisted that they weren't broken up.

## Trivia

* She owns a pink Bohdi and an 8F Drafter.
* She owned house in the Vinewood Hills.
* She was once a **Domenic Toretti** stalker.
* She once donated a kidney to save **Bryce's** life.
* She's ableist and dislikes people with disabilities, especially those that need wheelchairs.
* She's converted some of the living space in her home into a makeshift surgery station, complete with a waiting area.
* She frequently co-pilots helicopter "Love Tours" with **Bryce Miller**, where they often attempt to wingman or sabotage couples on dates.
* She became U-Haul lesbians with **Nettie Machete** when she gave her keys to her home immediately after they began dating.
* After being away for several months, she defaulted on a loan for her car and accrued over $300k in debt.

## References

2. ↑  Barbra and **Bryce's** first "date" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mq\_VF7B-U8
3. ↑  **Scruffy** murders **Aurora** - https://clips.twitch.tv/SmokyCreativeHawkRalpherZ-eKwmOIAnYbsDozxC
4. ↑  The first "Love Tour" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f18x46B4wA8
5. ↑  Gaslighting **Scruffy** - https://clips.twitch.tv/BadLongSkunkEagleEye-8cNATcIvjVKhdMtB
6. ↑  The second "Love Tour" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6EwFvIRLUk
7. ↑  The third "Love Tour" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24S0\_hpGZE
8. ↑ **Ripley** mediates an argument https://clips.twitch.tv/WildLovelyMallardVoteNay-McKoxKn7cZwNdcnu
9. ↑ Barbra tells **Nettie** to kick a dog - https://clips.twitch.tv/AmericanFlaccidMeerkatTBTacoRight-mr2mXoiUr8pRpELU
10. ↑ **Nettie's** search history - https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialHealthyDonutDoggo-oDfh9MJ5im5-NNIn
11. ↑ **Nettie's** tent - https://clips.twitch.tv/ScrumptiousWonderfulOrcaPlanking-XJ5jvuQlIZuwfWNC
12. ↑ Archer investigates Barbra's apartment with PD - https://clips.twitch.tv/IncredulousBloodyChoughGOWSkull-umvg\_f7TLuRchRMT
13. ↑ PD discusses investigating Barbra and Bryce as potential serial killers - https://clips.twitch.tv/HilariousOptimisticLampOSfrog-xzp5zb\_u8yVXFSLX