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Fillygroove's Story Part V

## Fillygroove's Story Part V (Filly POV)

I decided to spend the night before going to TBOO's palace. I'm sure he has one, the Empress did. Zathsu washed my face for me and told me to go in a thing called a bathtub. I was nervous. There was so much water. I wondered if I was going to drown. "Go on! Nothing is stopping you, don't worry, nothing will happen to you, Fillygroove." Zathsu said to try and comfort me. I took a deep breath and stepped in. Suddenly, I turned over and I couldn't breathe. I screamed and started crying. "Oh, my god!" exclaimed Zathsu and picked me up from the bathtub. "See?" I pointed, and I lay down. Zathsu started to clean me with a towel. Then she said I should go sleep, so I did.

I woke up. It was a great day, and I was awake next to sleeping Zathsu. I felt like I shouldn't wake her up, so I stared at the clouds and then went into the bathroom to use my cat litter and to groom myself and to feel good. I had just come out of the bathroom when Zathsu came out of her bedroom. "Hi!" we said to each other, and while Zathsu went in the bathroom to brush her teeth and take a shower, I went to the kitchen. I pawed around, and I found some fish. I ate the fish, there were 3 of them, and I waited for Zathsu to open the kitchen door. After waiting, the door finally opened, but it wasn't Zathsu, it was Teamerz, who nearly tripped on me. "Hey there, Fillygroove! I'm just going to sit here to wait for Zathsu to make us some Sammiches. How do you like this place? Looks cool, doesn't it? Yeah, it's actually my house, Zathsu just does the work around here." I lay down next to Teamerz, then I felt like some excercise, so I went out of the kitchen and into the living room. I ran around the room 2 times and then I played with my ball of yarn until I heard Teamerz say "Finally, you're done. Now make some Sammiches." I ran into the kitchen, and Zathsu greeted me. "Hi Filly! I'm just making some Sammiches for Teamerz." I jumped up and down, and Zathsu smiled and said, "After breakfast, I have something for you." I wondered what it was.

I got a Salmon from Zathsu, my favorite fish. I ate it and we climbed into Teamerz's Destroyer and whizzed off. When we arrived, I saw that TBOO really did have a palace, it was rather small. I walked in and TBOO sitting on a golden chair writing at a desk. He glanced up and said, "Hi Filly! You are really early. Kinda like Trapio- never mind, I don't want to break the OoU (Out of Universe)." "Hi there!" I said. He looked like he did everything in the palace by himself, there were no servants. "TBOO, do you do everything in here by yourself?" "Yes, except writing, Zathsu helps me, or debates, Teamerz helps me." I glanced around and marveled at the huge skylight.
The Wither

"YOU WILL CRUMBLE... TO DUST!"

The Wither is an evil Diepian that hates other Diepians and wants to destroy all of them except himself.

## The Wither

### Relatives

*Someone is awefully sad that you dont have any friends.*

## Personality

He tends to lurk around. He will watch his target before taking action. He is also a bit of a coward and runs when someone that can easily beat him arrives on the scene, such as Hourglassacre. He targets the most weak at the most vulnerable time, he will destroy Diepians mercilessly. He seems to have no feelings, he does, but all he feels is hate and loyalty to his one and only master, the one he works for... He has no sense of integrity. He has a sense of honor that is displayed at varying times but often ignored. Never trust this abomination of a Diepian, you will be struck down. He has no compassion, do not be merciful.

## Powers

* Multitask: To an extreme level, because he has 6 floating hands. Each with a sword. Deadly.
* Teleportation: Duh, most characters have teleportation.
* Portal Creation: How else will he watch his unknowing victims?
* Depletetion: Can make weak beings turn to dust.
* Corruption: Normally saved for Minecraftians, and for the Wyinnoc half at best. Wither can make corrupted versions of items, people, and even buildings!
* Stone Manipulation: Stone might be a bit of an underuse here. Wither can also use any corrupted material and some ignitious rocks for his structures, which he can create in mere seconds. It does take a lot of energy, though. An example of one of his creations is The Spire
Memeniverse

This is the place where Memelandia and the Leet Nubs Empire reside.

## Memelandia

Memelandia is a great land of memes and prosperity that is awesome. It is at war with the Leet Nubs Empire. Memelandia has a lot of things. From Weed Factories to Memeships, Memelandia is a massive, powerful place.

## Leet Nubs Empire

It is a terrible, messed up place and is at war with Memelandia, it is so weak Memelandia sends citizens to fight the Leet Nubs Empire and not one citizen dies.
Hourglassacre

Hourglassacre is a Diepian that lives in a lab unlike the other characters, He can break the fourth wall and is a mad scientist.

## Summary

He is a Mad Scientist, however not the evil type. He had started mad science since he was 19, and his craziest Inventions are, he is friends with most other Diepans, but hates one with all of his might...

* A single cure for all cancers.
* A War Machine (not for war)
* And 2253 other machines.

He has a calm personality.

He also used to be a bounty hunter.

He has a Doppelgänger

## Weapons

First, he has a laser gauntlet that can cut through virtually anything, it has 3 modes.

SMALL LASER:A weaker but longer ranged laser

NORMAL:Strong laser with normal range

BURST:High spread strong laser with normal-short range.

Second, a Electricity Gauntlet. If you are hit by this thing it's game over i guess.

And if you manage to anger him to his breaking point his evil form... HÖÜRGŁÁŚŠĀÇRĘ may awaken, at this point you should run.

Also he has many other weapons he sometimes uses.
Fillygroove's Story Part I

## The Story of Fillygroove Part I (Zathsu POV)

I wake up to see the same thing every single day. A vast empty sky with nothing but the same planets roaming around. It gets boring after a while if you are the prime adviser. It really doesn't matter however, as yesterday i heard news of a nearby empire of Tacocats collapsed. I talked to Teamerz about this, and he doesn't care. I need to do something about this. I decided to start an organization to save the Scavengers, the ones who are either not a part of the empire, or are not with their Memelandian friends.

And so i did. Master Teamerz seems to not care, but i do. I decided to go to the planet where the empire collapsed, so i packed about 40 Sammiches and 5 Gallons of water, and i went to the planet... or tried to.

In the middle of trying to go to the planet, my ship ran out of fuel, so i called a mobile gas station. Im still waiting for it, when all of a sudden, i see a ship pass by, which knocks me back to the planet i came from. Ugh... This again...

Suddenly, i see a bright flash in the sky, and Teamerz comes to investigate. I thought he lost his soul a long time ago. I walk towards the thing that fell to the ground, and it turned out to be a spaceship from the planet i was trying to go to. It contained nothing other than a Tacocat named Fillygroove. I went over to her and said hello. She said hello back and explained what happened. I took her over to "my" house and call a very important person. TBOO-Y.
Levels of SWAG

Super Mega Extra Ultra Uber Boring: Achieved by not eating doritos and not drinking dew

Boring: Achieved by eating Doritos and drinking Dew

Cool: Same as above, but do an MLG noscope every day any gun

Swag: Same as Cool but use a sniper rifle

MLG: Same as Swag but do it off a cliff

UltTa Airhorn: Same as MLG but do it 666 times
Torneo Libertidad

**Goles** | 32

El **Torneo Libertidad** fue la decimoctava edición de torneos de la Super Liga PES.

El torneo se disputó en formato de todos contra todos, a partidos únicos.

Se jugó el 30 de diciembre de 2014 y consagró campeón a Chris, que logró su undécimo título.

Los participantes fueron:

* Mart
* Chris
* Gabi
* Nick
* Seba
Siege of Uruk

Belligerents| Kingdom of Uruk | * Kingdom of Kish
* Kingdom of Isin
* Kingdom of Nippur

Commanders| * Lugal Gilgamesh
* General Enkidu
* Lugal Solax of Isin
* Lugal Puabi of Nippur

Strength| Army of Uruk* Approximately 500-600 troops
* Army of Nippur
* Army of Isin
	+ Approximately 1,000 troops

The **Siege of Uruk**was a battle between the Kingdom of Uruk under the reign of Gilgamesh, and an alliance of Sumerian city-states consisting of Kish, Isin and Nippur. Described solely in the *Epic of Gilgamesh*, the attack against Uruk was orchestrated by Aga, the king of Kish, who wanted revenge against Uruk whose previous lugal, Dumuzid, had single-handedly captured his father, Enmebaragesi. By the time Aga organized a military alliance with the lugals of Isin and Nippur, Dumuzid was succeeded by Gilgamesh. Gilgamesh was warned of the impending attack by Aga's wife, who was a slave and a former citizen of Uruk.

The next day, the armies of Kish, Isin and Nippur (apparently a thousand in strength) assembled outside of Uruk, besieging the city. The three kings, Aga of Kish, Solax of Isin and Puabi of Nippur, present sit on a dune behind their troops, watching the battle from afar. According to the epic, Gilgamesh led hundreds of Uruk troops through the city gates to attack the enemy head on, while two other Uruk armies attacked from the west and east, flanking them. Aga takes his personal bodyguard and flees, while the kings of Isin and Nippur surrender. The battle ultimately ends in a Uruk victory.
MLGness

This is the essence of being MLG.

## Uses

MLGness can be used to make very powerful artifacts or weapons. A good example is the Ultra Sniper. A lot of MLGness was used to make the Ultra Sniper. Here are the amounts of MLGness needed to make each kind of weapon.

* Sword: 2
* Blaster: 4
* Flak Gun: 6
* Laser Trapper: 10
* Zoomer: 21
* Sniper: 21

Next there are the Levels of MLGness. The higher the level, the stronger the weapons are. Each level also gets its own special trait. Levels are shown here.

Normal: 0 Extra MLGness (Default)

Swag: 2 Extra MLGness

Awesome: 5 Extra MLGness

Ultra: 13 Extra MLGness

Legendary: 21 Extra MLGness

When you are Ultra or Legendary, you can get a special trait that comes with your weapon. The Ultra Sniper, for example, has a removable scope, allowing for quick noscoping. This can be used to farm so you can get more MLGness to spend. Leet Nubs are good to destroy. Many special traits can be very helpful in battle, like the Low or High Scoper, allowing you to shoot enemies that are very high or very low. There is also the Fireball, which lets you shoot a fireball. The best one considered by Public is the Auto, which is a tiny Minigun on top of your weapon that helps you.

## How to Obtain

All you have to do to get MLGness is to do a shooting of Skrubs or Leet Nubs. These will give you 2 MLGness each. Dueling another MLG guy and winning will get you 5 MLGness, don't worry, they respawn.
TBOO-Y

The Leader...

## Description

TBOO-Y is the leader of Memelandia, the strongest nation in the Memeniverse. He can do many things. He is a fair emperor who wants the best for his people, although he may be aggressive sometimes... He has many allies, including the Undoux and the Tacocats. His worst enemy is BOSS. He is protective of the Memelandians and helps them a lot.

## Powers

He has many powers, a full list is here.

* Forms: He has 4 separate forms.
* Elemental Manipulation: He can manipulate the elements, like hydrogen for example.
* Nigh-Omnipotence: He can almost do everything, but not quite everything
* Teleportation: He can teleport wherever he wants, to a limit
* Space-Time Manipulation: He can change reality, similar to Reality Warping, but different, this is limited
* Portal Creation: Can make portals, but gets very tired when doing so, and is limited
* Pocket Dimension: Can make pocket dimension, this power is limited
* Extreme Intelligence: Very smart
* Immortality: Cant die
* Regeneration: Regenerates himself very fast

## Backstory

He was once a speck of dust floating around in the Memeniverse, when an unknown force from heaven shaped him into an ultimate being, and beathed the breath of life into him. He was set upon by an instinct, and so he went to Memelandia, to find the nation newly formed and in anarchy. He quickly took over, and ruled the place for a thousand years and is still ruling today.
Memeland Weapons

Memeland Weapons are here. They can be ship weapons or hand held.

## Blaster

This is a ship weapon. Ot shoots highly concentrated plasma balls. These are usually mounted on the front of the ship or on the wings, though some ships don't have wings. Other times they may be on a turret.

## Sniper Rifle

Everybody knows what these are. These can snipe people in da head.

STILL WIP ;-;
Flamecat

Flamecat is an Oddcat with a quite fiery personality. Despite this, he is generous and has many friends. He is neutral with Ironcat, which is already pretty good, because most dislike Ironcat. He is a sworn enemy of Coldcat as she is his opposite. He has many Tacocats for friends despite his fiery temper because of his generosity, kindness and smarts. He can shoot fireballs from his paws and horns, giving him a huge advantage in a fight. He can make anything explode into flame, unless if it is a living being. Trees are not excepted, so Flamecat can't burn down forest, which is good (unless he shoots fire at a tree, which would be logical)
Memeland Diseases

Here are some diseases.

### The Common Hot

This is because Memelandians live mostly in cold climates. If the temperature gets over 100 degrees, which is normal in some countries on Earth, they will sweat double the amount they normally do, get a stuffy nose, and sometimes their stomach may hurt. They will also get dehydration, which is worse then you think because Memelandians need to drink a lot of water.

### Spin-Cancer

This is the only cancer Memelandians can get, it is not deadly at all, it just makes them stupid and makes them like MasterOV. This disease can be cured by giving them some anti-Spin Medicine. There are two variants, Sipn and Spin. Sipn just makes them a little more stupid then Spin.

### Human Immunodeficiency Virus/ Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

HIV and AIDS are not that dead to a Memelandian, this is because a Memelandian's immune system is extremely strong. However, this will make their immune system as strong as a normal adult human's exposing them to more diseases. However, a Memelandian rarely ever gets AIDS, HIV is usually treated right away with Syndrome Repellant.

### Dab Disease

A daring Memelandian named Theelementalmaster reported seeing many Memelandians dabbing in a group. It is not known if this is a disease, scientists think it may be spread by the Half-Bug

### Leet Virus

This is an extremely deadly virus that can kill a Memelandian in a year and a human in a day. It first spreads through blood turning white blood cells into LEET cells. LEET cells will swallow down Red Blood Cells at a rapid rate, it only takes 10 minutes for all the Macrophages to get infected, then they will move on to other defense cells. This takes a MUCH longer time for a Memelandian, however there is no known cure. The body fights hard, but it is no match. The Defenseless cells explode into huge amounts of LEET Virus. Scientists are working on a cure.

#### Cure

Scientists are working on a cure for the LEET Virus. It is 20% done.

### Roboto

Roboto is a rare disease that effects Diepians with Auto Cannons. You can easily tell that a Diepian has Roboto if the lights on their Auto Guns are red instead of blue. Its cause is if at least one Auto Gun on a host has an inner switch set to "Power Drain". It starts effecting its host when its 15. The host's skin becomes thinner by every passing day. When the host reaches 17 years old, its auto guns lose control, and then the skin basically decays away. At this point, the host will die from blood loss. It can be easily prevented by switching the switch in the Auto Gun to "Sustain".

## Tier 4

So deadly that there are no cures.

Roboto used to be tier 4 until a cure was found, so no matches are in this criteria.

## Special

These diseases are helpful instead of harmful.

### Flyæra

Flyæra is a extremly rare special disease that makes a Memelandian, Tacocats, and Diepians grow wings. An example of a Diepian with Flyæra is Aquamarine.
Fillygroove

Fillygroove is a Tacocat who is the current leader after the collapse and reconstruction of the empire.

## Backstory

Fillygroove was born as a royale Tacokitten, along with two others, Magecat and Failcat (Magecat is unaware of this). When the empire collapsed, Fillyacre, Fillygrooves mother, sent Fillygroove onto a spaceship onto a nearby planet. She was a scavenger for the longest time, until an unnamed organization came along and brought Fillygroove to Teamerz and Zathsu. Later on, after Fillygroove had 4 kittens, a spaceship landed in front of Fillygrooves newfound home, and while Teamerz was investigating, Fillygroove escaped, and talked with the people on the ship: Astra (A ghost), Jossylin, Trapioki, TBOO-Y, and Hourglassacre. They agreed to take Fillygroove home, and thus they did. Tacocats at her home planet were surprised to see her back after a bunch of years. They said she was the queen (she didn't know this until now), and they "coronated" her. She now resides in her house with her Tacokittens, Button, Sassafras, Fortran and Candy. The page for the Tacokittens is here.

## Personality

Fillygroove is really kind, and wants everyone to be her friend.
Octex

> "Don't touch that!"
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Octex Nexton is a Diepian that sometimes lives in his house. Other times he lives in a nuclear shelter for no reason.

## Personality

He is a nice and friendly guy that tends to think that 30% of the entire universe is embarrassing. He doesn't care about money but is rich anyway, since he is a workaholic typical, except on weekends, where he drinks a cold beer and reads some stuff. On Sunday he goes to church. He gets angry easily especially about things that matter to him a lot, like his friends. He is friends with Hourglassacre, Astra, Cotton, and Quadisaster. He gives stuff to homeless people and is a nice guy in general, he may be proud or humble at varying times. He is especially protective of Cotton. Guess why.

## Powers

A full list is here.

* Fire Manipulation: More like Cold Fire Manipulation. He can create purple fire that will burn, but not because it's extremely hot... it's because it's extremely cold.
* Lightning: Can snap to make purple lightning. Or electricity bolts, because lightning is larger, but whatever. Terminalogy. Anyways, this is a very powerful ability and can instantly knock others unconscious.
* Illusions: Can create multiple of himself, that are all fake save one. The Illusions will copy everything he does.
* Teleportation: Quick question, who doesn't have this power?

## Weapons

Besides that, he has a bunch of weapons he made.

* Laser Gun: Of course. It can shoot lasers that can explode.
* Missile Launcher: Different. It's much more compact than a normal Missile Launcher. It shoots 3 tiny missiles that will explode and cause a lot of mayhem.
* Gravity Bomb: Not completely his idea, but he managed to make it after the proposer failed. The Gravity Bomb is a deadly bomb. It will gravitate all enemies (He controls it with a device) onto The Detonator, the component that explodes, and will blow up, killing enemies and destroying ships. This is saved for crucial times.
Torneo Güanijermi

**Goles** | 16

El **Torneo Güanijermi** fue la undécima edición de torneos de la Super Liga PES.

El torneo se disputó en formato de todos contra todos, a partidos únicos. El ganador jugaría la Superfinal Villera contra el campeón del Torneo Fua!

Se jugó el 17 de mayo de 2014 y consagró campeón a Chris, que logró su quinto título, y cuarto de forma consecutiva.

Este fue el primer torneo en ser televisado.

Los participantes fueron:

* Mart
* Chris
* Gabi
* Nick
Fillygroove's Story Part IV

## The Story of Fillygroove Part IV (TBOO-Y POV)

I picked up the ringing phone. "Hello?" I said into the phone. "Hi, this is Zathsu :3, we found a Tacocat named Fillygroove on the planet, she happened to crash here." "*Diabli!* Did she escape?" "Yes." Zathsu replied. "She is at my house now, want to come over?" "Sure." I replied, and went off to the Shipyard to blast off in my Battleship.

*Whizzz.* I landed close to Zathsu's House, and I walked there and knocked on the door. "Hi TBOO! Come in, I'm making some Sammiches for Master Teamerz." "Thanks." I said, and walked in the house. There was a Tacocat with the TacoNumberID 247 on it. "Hello, are you Fillygroove?" I inquired. "Yes! Nice to meet you, TBOO-Y." She started to bow, but I laughed and said, "No, that's not required here, that's kind of crazy if you think about it." "Oh, back in the time of the Empire, we bowed to the Empress." she said with a wistful look in her eyes. I nodded and realized I had forgotten something. "Here!" I said, handing Filly a ball of yarn. "Thanks. My kids will love this." She said. Everybody looked at her at the exact same time. "Wait a minute, you have kids? What are their names?" asked Teamerz. "They are Button, Sassafras, Fortran and Candy. Fortran is the oldest, Button is the youngest. All of them are boys except Candy." said Fillygroove. "Why did you leave them?" I asked. "Well, they are used to it. See, Tacocats sometimes leave their kids for short periods."

Just then, I heard Zathsu exclaim, "Done!" Zathsu walked in with 10 Sammiches. She gave 1 to Filly, 1 to me, 1 to herself and 7 to Teamerz because he is a lot bigger then the rest of us. Teamerz opened his mouth 900% wide and ate all the Sammiches. I nibbled my Sammich. Fillygroove just stared at it. " What is this?" asked Fillygroove. "It's a Sammich. It's good." replied Zathsu, so Fillygroove proceeded to eat it too. "I need to get going, nice meeting you, Filly. Bye guys!" I yelled. I jumped into my ship and whizzed off. I heard them saying before going in the ship, "Is he cool?" "Yeah, kinda." "He is nice but crazy." "Yeah, I know."
S.S.D.M.G.

S.S.D.M.G., aka Super Space Dolphin Machine Gun is an MLG member of the PGN and Memelandian places.

## Personality

He has a personality MLG in every way. He is a calm, cool (obviously) and collected member of society. He likes to do MLG 360 noscopes with his sniper rifles.

## Powers

True MLG: Can destroy any being below a Power Level of 1,000,000,000,000 almost instantly.

Invalidate: Can nullify any enemy attack if the enemy is below a Power Level of 9000.Goku can't be nullified lol, but he isn't canon so rip.

Dolphin Slap: Slaps with his tail, can knock out a lot of beings. He can do this rapidly.

Naked Tail: This is a special form of Dolphin Slap. He can slap with his tail destroying buildings and everything in its way. The tail is super powerful, and it also can be used to heal MLG people like Pink Sheep.
Humans

Humans are beings Memelandians often cross paths with for an unknown reason.

## Species Intelligence

Most humans have an IQ of 120-150, some may have 170 or 200. 210 is the highest a human ever achieved. However, intelligence for Memelandians is usually 190-260ish, and the highest a Memelandian ever got was 320. Humans can preform basic tasks with ease and complicated tasks after thinking. Huge projects are done by multiple humans, they have not unlocked the skills of reducing in large projects yet. They have made use of reducing in computers but have not gotton the to point where they can block electrons with the wall being smaller then an electron, let alone circumvent quantum force fields.

## Ranking

Humans have a large difference in rankings and money distribution. The lowest are the poor. Then come the moderate ones. Now, they have something before rich, affluent. Then comes rich. Then, there are the politicians, but unlike the Memelandian government, politicians on Earth are sometimes accused of being "corrupt". Then, there is a president like in many civilizations. There are also kings and emperors like in Memelandia.'
Coldcat

Coldcat is a friendly Oddcat that can shoot Ice Balls. She can also make ice crystals or slow her opponent down, making her powerful in a fight with these powers. She really hates Flamecat because he is the opposite of her, and dislikes Ironcat like most Tacocats, because Ironcat is just not a Tacocat that has a personality that makes friends :(
Weed Factory

A Weed Factory is a Factory that makes Weed.

## Weed

*For the main article, see* Weed.

A Weed Factory makes Weed, which is a drug mostly used by Memelandians. Weed Factories usually make a lot of money, as many customers buy Weed. Smoking Weed is harmful to humans, who are called Earthlandian Scrubs or Earthling Scared Minors by the general Memelandian population. However, smoking Weed actually improves Memelandian lungs and freshes the lungs up, allowing for easier breath.

## Money Made

These Factories usually make a lot of money. Each employee is given 120 Memeland Dollars an hour, which is a very high paycheck. Factory Owners are usually very rich and at least have a few Memeland Awesome in their bank accounts. Workers are also rich and most have at least a hundred Memeland Yolo in their bank. These Factories are a great job.

## Other Uses

* Weed Factories also make Weed Poker, a popular card game.
Meme News Issue I

## Meme News I

A Memelandian was recently found smuggling drugs other then Weed into a Weed Factory. This caused the Weed Factory to break. There are many police after the Memelandian, who's name is Prin Leik. The police are chasing him down in Memeships, and he has a Spaceship of his own, the Mari-Juana. The police are currently offering a large sum of Memelandian money for a capture, 2000 MEMELAND Dollars. If he manages to get caught and be brought to court he will face a punishment of being in Illuminati Prison for 2 months, or 4 Earthlandian Scrub months. Weed prices have risen during the incident, as the Factory was an important Weed Factory that produced a lot of Weed a day. The workers are temporarily unemployed except for some, who are in charge of getting the marijuana unstuck from the Weed Producing Machines.

## Advertisements

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Buy today, at SafteyLolNubs.mlg! Only 200 MEMELAND Dollars!

## Meme News II

A strange dorito has been spotted. It is large, pink, and has a Spawner on it. This Large Pink Dorito makes tons of Mini Pink Doritos that attack anyone who goes by. Ruler of Northern Memelandia Teamerz has confirmed this is a serious issue. "This Pink Dorito could be a huge threat to Memelandia! What if it starts attacking Dorito Central, and more important, my palace, even though I could easily beat it because I am a Splitting Mothership but I just don't want to!" -Teamerz, King of the Northern Memelandia. "This is simply crazy! We need my arsenal of Auto Slappers to eliminate this beast!" -Zathsu, Queen of Southern Memelandia. TBOO-Y, the Emperor of all Memelandia has not talked on this issue yet, so lellelellelellelelelellelelelellelelelel.

## Dorito Sales

Dorito sales have hit a new high!

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RTF247

RTF247 or Robotic Tacocat Fluff #247 is a Robotic Tacocat that served in the war against kertoonz, is also the leader of the RT Garrison #1.

## Beginnings

RTF247 was built as a Commandar RT Bot for the Old Empire of The Tacocats as Garrison #1 needed a leader. Unlike most other RT's he had fur on his taco shell, which had done him good many times.

## Career

At the ends of the tacocat empire, he had about 2300 confirmed kills. He was widely respected by not only the RT's but the normal tacocats.

## Weaponry

He has 5 weapons

1:Grappling Hook, not an actual weapon but he used it differently, he grappled large enemies to the ground with it, basically disabling them. Only 2 other RT's can replicate this, Zeko (Leader when Fluff isn't around) and Alpha (leader when both of them aren't around)

2:Laser, A really deadly laser. Unlike the other's his laser is purple instead of red, which means his laser is not only a attack laser but a EMP laser.

3:Explosions, Michael Bay Zone in a RT! He can explode part of his outer armor if he is in a sticky situation, causing a lot of damage to the enemy but he loses some armor.

4:Rockets, Rockets. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

5:Drill, for trying to get into armored enemies. He uses it to not only get into the armored enemies but to come from below and attack there. One of his strategies is to dig a giant hole underground before battle, when the enemies go onto it it falls down and they are trapped.
Tricat

Tricat is an Oddcat, and is quite special. Tricat does not get a buff in defense, nor offense, however, the difference of Tricat from other Tacocats is that Tricat, in fact, has three tails, as tri means three. These tails just look cool. Tricat has many friends because of her nice and friendly personality and her willing to meet new people. Everyone she has met is her friend, even Ironcat, who is friends with nobody but Tricat. Tricat loves to help other cats. In her spare time she scleeps or plays with her yarn, or just has a friend over and talk about Tacocat related things.
Weed Poker

Weed Poker is a popular card game among Memelandians.

## How it Works

There are two play styles. Four Players and Two Players.

### Two Players

There are actually three players, one is a Dealer. This guy gives half of the cards to one and half of the cards to the other. Players place down cards. There are cards Ace, numbers 2-10, Joker, Queen, King. Ace beats everything except Joker. Joker beats Ace and numbers. Queen beats everything except Ace and King. King beats everything except Ace. Higher numbers beat lower numbers. Players have to place down a random card in their deck, whoever has the better card takes both cards. If players get the same card, they have to say, "Smoke Weed Every Day", placing down a card with each word. Whoever has the better card at "Day" takes all the cards they placed down, meaning the winner gets 10 cards including the one they placed down. A player loses when they run out of cards.

### Four Players

Five players, one is a Dealer. The Dealer gives one-fourth of the deck to each player. All the cards from 2 players are used.Players place a random card. In this case, when 2 players place down the same card, they do the same thing in 2 players. When 3 players do this, the winner gets 15 cards including the ones they placed down, and if 4 players place down the same cards, same thing happens, meaning the winning player gets 20 cards including their own. A difference, however, is that when one player loses, the remaining three get REDEALED. (This is the only part that isn't a copy of War XD) The Dealer keeps any extras. When another player gets out, redealed again. Then another player loses, and the remaining player is the winner of the game.

## Trivia

* This is almost completely inspired by War, a real life card game I play with my friend. Another of my friends sometimes jumps on our cards, making us rage at him. (True, actually.)
The Half Bug

The Half Bug is a parasite that may spread the Dab Disease. Here is the info.

## Body Structure

The Half Bug looks like a strange segmented parasite. It actually looks a bit similar to a Trilobite with legs, only it is very small and lives on the skin of a Memelandian. It has 3 legs, although it may have 4 or 7 also. It has 2 antennae, and these are to detect electromagnetic fields and use infrared vision. It has 12 eyes, 10 can only detect heat, one is to judge depth and the last is to make images.
Magecat

Magecat is a Tacocats that can shoot magic orbs from his paws. He is good at potion making and can also shoot lightning bolts. He can do a lot. Many Tacocats think this is cool and want to be his friend, including Ironcat, who he has a frenemy relation with. He is friends with most Tacocats, like Tacocat712 and Flamecat or Tricat.
Compassiet

Compassiet Metre is a person who sells Octex his coffee every morning. He is also smart and likes compasses. It is what his name is based off of.

## Personality

He is a happy, smart, but scared easy person that works at a coffee shop near the North Pole of the home world of the Tacocats. He has some friends at the coffee shop. He is also friends with many of his customers, including Octex. He is also loose and enjoys life.

## Powers

These include:

* Invisibility: For a limited time.
* Teleportation: Of course.
* Inner Eye: Always knows where his friends are.
Diepian

A Diepian is a type of being that lives in on a planet that is around the size of Jupiter, and is in the Memelandian Planet System. The inhabitants there are like regular humans, except with weapons. They are split into 2 categories: Regular Tanks, and Polygon Bosses. They grow up like regular humans, except at the ages of 5, 7, 9, and 12, they can "Upgrade" their weapons. Some can do it again at 15. The types of weapons are Cannons, which fire regular bullets, Launchers, which fire Traps, Spawners, which fire out drones, Deployers, which fire out missiles, Auto Turrets, which are turrets that are on the back of a Diepian, Chainspikes, which are things that will stab and drag an opponent to the Diepian, and Drone Launchers, which are Launchers that fire out Traps that, when an enemy gets to close, will turn into a drone and chase the enemy. Deployers, Cannons, Drone Launchers and Launchers are handheld, while all other types are on the back.

## Regular Tanks

Regular Tanks are self explanatory. They are Diepians who have a colored circle on their backs with weapons that can upgrade at their respective ages. Examples of some are listed below.

### Erebu

A young Twin who wants to be friends with everyone she encounters. Currently, her only friend is Trapius but she isn't giving up on making more! Her favorite color is Green.

### Compassiet

Compassiet is a Diepian that can upgrade weapons again at age 15. He is a red Octo Tank with Spawners.

### The Wither

A Booster with buffs, as he is from heck and thus has corrupted parts on him.

## Polygon Bosses

Polygon bosses are different. They have their own unique shape on their back instead of a circle, and usually have more weapons. Auto Guns on Polygon Bosses have lights on them while in use, which are blue. When not in use, they are grey. However, a disease called Roboto turns them red, along with a few other changes. Some examples of Polygon Bosses are listed below.

### Astra

A now deceased polygon boss, who had a back shape that looked like a elongated 4 sided clover that was cyan. On the ends of each side were Streamliner auto guns.

### Cotton

A polygon boss who has a pink flower pattern back shape with 3 spawners on the bottom, an Auto Deployer, and a regular Cannon at the top.

### Aquamarine

A polygon boss who has a light blue 3/4th circle shape with 3 Auto Launchers and a spawner on it. Aquamarine is a Diepian with Flyæra.

### Octex

A polygon boss with a Drone Trapper at the top, Booster barrels on the feet and a spawner on his back, with three auto turrets on front, one shoots three bullets , the others shoot one.

* The weapons unit for Cotton
* The weapons unit for Astra
* The weapons unit for Octex
* COMAPSSIET.pngThe weapons unit for Compassiet
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Erebu

Erebu is a Diepian who lives by her own inside of her house. She is friends with Trapius, but is determined to make more. Her favorite color is Green.

## Summary

Erebu is currently 8 years old. She became friends with Trapius when they were both below 5, making them literal childhood friends. She is currently a Twin-type Diepian with a bright future ahead. She is sisters with Iribo, who is a Machine Gun type Diepian. She also gets weekly imprisoned by Teamerz for a certain reason. Erebu also really likes popcorn and eats a popcorn packet for almost every meal.
Titanititan

Titanititan is a robot created by an unknown professor. He ~~does not live in a house~~ lives with his creator in a lab in a mountain on some planet.

## Abilities

* Can split in 6 smaller robots. They are named Platinis, Rhen, Polonir, Thallio, Gadolin and Vanadus. They all have different personalities, but they are shut down when the complete Titanititan is formed.
* Can alter his size at will, allowing for better interaction with other beings.
* Has weaponry all over him, including but not limited to:
	+ 3 teslas
	+ 1 railgun
	+ 30 auto turrets, all different weapons
	+ 5 gatling guns
	+ 2 drone spawners
	+ 12 cannons
	+ 1 flamethrower
	+ 2 tentacles ending in claws
	+ 1 deployer
	+ 2 chemical guns that fire out swarms of tiny flying *things* that have chemical properties
	+ 2 energy swords
	+ 2 shields
	+ 5 eye lasers
		- 1 mouth-installed singularity launcher
	+ and 1 unholy handheld weapon which combines:
		- 3 circular saws
		- 2 portal guns
		- 1 laser beam
		- 4 sniper rifles

* Can turn into a large spaceship for space travel.

## Summary

He was created with a purpose of a killing machine. That did not turn out quite well, as while he proved extremely ruthless while hunting down a target, his nature was calm, helpful and kind. Most of the time he wanders around the universe, looking for interesting stuff to bring back to his creator.

On more than a few occasions, he has encountered Astra, Cotton, Trapioki and Hourglassacre during his travels. He is on good terms with them. Recently, he used a Fusion Catalyst Potion, gaining a spaceship form. This alternate form has all the weaponry listed above being able to deploy.
The Story of the Tacocats

Once Tacocats were a great empire (2000 stars wide), where everyone was equal, no one was poor, no crime occurred, nothing bad happened there in general. However, disaster struck as the Empress of the Tacocats, who's name is lost forever in history, had been assassinated by a Leet Conspiracy Member who wanted nothing more than their prized possession; The Golden Ball of Yarn. He succeeded, but in the process, the empire fell into disarray. Chaos struck the empire, as they had no leader. Most left the empire to later either find some sort of shelter, or to scavenge to survive. The empire did recollect itself, but with only 1500 odd Tacocats. Thus, The Tacocats now belong into one of three groups. The Empire, The Rebound, and the Scavengers. The Empire is self explanatory. They are the Tacocats still in the empire. The Rebound are what most Tacocats belong to, where they are taken care of by their newfound friends. The Scavengers are Tacocats that either switch from planet to planet, or are left in the darkness of space to fend for themselves. Thankfully, there is an organization that is planning to find every Scavenger, and bring them to a kind person of their choice. One of these Scavengers, who goes by a few names (Fillygroove is the one she goes along with the most) has a bright future ahead, as she is next in line, and we think he found the guy he wants.
Doge Cop

This is the police of Memelandia, they protect citizens and make sure that citizens do one MLG noscope each day. This is to keep citizens healthy and prevents them from getting fat, which is considered a disease among Memelandians. They drive MinI Memeships, which are Memeships that are smaller then normal, military Memeships.
MLGILLUMINATIM8 Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

Welcome to the wiki. We’re a bunch of leaders of MEMELAND!

## Description

We are a bunch of people who made a stupid and cool wiki, with storyline, MLGNESS, Swag Levels, words <= .-. and more!

## What you can do

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Undoux Empire

The Undoux Empire is a major ally to Memelandia and has gone through a great Undoux Civil War.

## Power

The Undoux Empire has 2 trillion citizens, and each citizen owns a planet, just like Memelandia. It is very powerful and is able to take out many evil nations. It has also been in a quick war with the Kerdoonz No, easily winning the war and forcing the Kertoonz No to retreat and to separate in many different directions, they are still being closely watched by the Undoux however.
Salt

A thing people consume.

## Description

Salt is used like humans do, to make food actually taste good. When a Memelandian consumes a lot there is nothing bad other then some thirst. However, consuming too much salt may make a Memelandian get Spin-Cancer. Also, Leet Nubs eat salt for a lot of meals, as their diet consists of salt, soy sauce and Idiot Food.
Cóndor

Cóndor observando con mucha atención parte de la guerra civil chincol

Los **Cóndores** son unas aves provenientes del sur del Imperio del Fin del Mundo.

> ***Comentario de Don Mario:***
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> *"A los cóndores les di una impresionante visión, para que vuelen cómodamente a grandes alturas. Tienen muy poca relación con las palomas y los tiuques, ya que prefieren estar entre ellos nomás".*
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## Características

Los Cóndores cuentan con una impresionante velocidad para volar y gran fuerza. Además de su increíble distancia de visión.

Su dieta se centra en carne.
Memelandian

These are the people that live in Memeland.

## Professions

The Memelandians are hard nosed and hard working people of Memelandia, therefore they have many professions. Here are the descriptions for them.

### Scientist

Some Memelandians decide to go higher and become scientists. These will work for the Memelandian government and the King and Emperor, and they are finding new things each day. They can range from making powerful new weapons to strategizing species. They are the highest in the Power Tower chart of any Memelandian, becoming one requires a lot of study, and university will be required if someone would like to become a scientist.

### Factory Owner

These are usually rich but not as respected as the Scientists, and they rank below the Scientists in the Power Tower, therefore they have to listen to them. They own large Factories that the Workers have to work in. They make a lot of money off the Workers, and so they are rich. Sometimes they may be called "robber noscopers" as before in the past, there were infamous noscopers that stole from travelers. These not so noble noblemen got known as "robber noscopers". Today, they don't steal, but they make so much money people call them "robber noscopers" too.

### Explorer/Worker

These rank the lowest in the Power Tower, but most are affluent and a few are rich. Explorers explore other planets and report this to their Scientist friends. Workers work for the Factories or farm and make food, then sell the food or just not make any money, eating all the food they make.

## Power Tower

TBOO-Y (Emperor)

Teamerz (King, Right Hand Man)

Zathsu (Prime Adviser and Servant)

Ursuul, Banarama (SuperRobot), Tacocat247, chapsteck4yurlips (Advisers)

The Tidal Wave (Satellite Defense Forces General)

ArenaCloser1337 (Head scientist)

The Scientists

The Factory Owners

The Explorers

The Workers
URSS

La galaxia URSS (Unión de Repúblicas Socialistas Soviéticas) fue una galaxia con ideología de izquierda. Por eso desapareció.

## Lugares

* Sistema Ucrany.
* Sistema Uzbekistán.
* Sistema Letonia.
* Sistema Moldavia.
* Sistema Corasmia.
* Sistema Odesa.
* Sistema Ayaria.
* Sistema Chuvasia.

## Curiosidades

* Esta galaxia ya no existe porque colapsó, ahora en su lugar se encuentra el Cúmulo Socialista.
Triceratops

Los **Triceratops** son dinosaurios cuadrúpedos.

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> *"Los Triceratops son bastante intimidantes, son tranquilos hasta que son molestados. Se podría decir que su odio hacia los T-Rex es como el odio entre dos pandillas".*
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## Características

Los Triceratops tienen una fuerza brutal, pero son muy lentos. Son llamados los escudos vivientes debido a su peculiar cabeza.

Su dieta consta de plantas, pero también de pequeños animales carne de cadáveres.

## Curiosidades

* Los Triceratops son parte de los dinosaurios revividos por Mario.
* Odian a los T-Rex, y cada vez que se encuentran se inicia una pelea.
Button, Sassafras, Fortran, and Candy

Button, Sassafras, Fortran, and Candy are a bunch of Tacokittens that are in a group, mothered by Fillygroove.

## Button

> "THIS BALL OF YARN HAS CATNIP OR SOMETHING ON IT!" -Button, finding catnip.
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Button is a quite energetic kitten. Button likes to run around and play with yarn and balls of yarn, but one time Button found catnip inside a ball of yarn, and he got scared and started shouting, much to annoyance of Candy. He likes to talk with the other kittens and is basically like the others, he is also friendly and is nice to be around with. Like most of the kittens, he likes the secret lab.

## Sassafras

> "According to all known laws of aviation..." -Sassafras
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Holy crap, A Diepio meme meets Memelandia! Sassafras is a kitten that came from a long generation of interference with the Diep species, so he has a tiny bit of Diep DNA with him. He is still mostly Tacocat, though. He likes to chase red lights and will immediatly start attacking one when he sees one. He once said "One day, I will catch this red light!" Candy proceeded to respond: "Maybe today." Sassafras is nice in general, but loves to say his own name for some reason. Will blurt out random stuff sometimes.

## Fortran

> "WHOOOOOOOO!" -Fortran on Weekends
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Its a Weegeepedia meme! Fortran is the oldest of all the kittens, but acts like all the rest, except Candy, who is different. He likes to romp around and is by far the most energetic. He can run around the room like a lunatic, start jumping on walls, and whatever he really wants to do. He likes to talk with the other Kittens and likes the Secret Lab.

## Candy

> "Boys..." -Candy
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Candy is the different one. This is because she is the only girl in the group (and the only one who needs glasses). She will sometimes stand off in a distance watching the other kittens play and romp around while muttering her disapproval, and she never fails to respond kindly to someone coming her way, maybe except when they try to hurt Candy. Candy is the second oldest but is by far the most mature one.
Senado

Al centro, Ibáñez. A su derecha, Kast. Los demás son los representantes de todo Chile.

### Importancia

Dirige Chile

El **Senado** es la institución más importante de todas, ya que en esta se decide TODO.

Se ubica en la Estrella Solitaria, y es dirigida por Carlos Ibáñez del Campo bajo el mandato de Mario Vivanco.

Pese a ser Ibáñez el que dirige, es siempre Mario Vivanco quien tiene la última palabra. **SIEMPRE.**

## Organización

* Líder de lideres: Mario Vivanco.
* Líder: Carlos Ibáñez del Campo.
* Sub-líder: José Antonio Kast.
* Guardias: Terminators.

## Participantes

En esta pequeña lista se detallan todos los participantes en el senado.

* Santiago.
* Marte.
* Los demás.
Memelandian Planet System

The Memelandian Planet System is a Galaxy Wide expantion of "Rouge Planets". They are completly stationary, and natural light is simulated with naturally forming Light Orbs. Here, multiple life forms roam free, either staying on their home planet, hopping from planet to planet, or doing jobs, such as making Weapons or developing Currency.

## Leaders

* TBOO-Y
* Teamerz
* Zathsu

## Types of beings

* Humans
* Memelandians
* Diepians
* Tacocats
* Sauceians
* Zackabees
SIG 510

El **SIG 510** (Soy Infantería Güeon, SIG), es el Fusil de combate principal del ejército del Imperio del fin del mundo. Fue diseñado en el año 437 como un Fusil fiable, ágil, ligero, potente y de fácil producción por FAMAE (fábricas y maestranzas del ejército). En un principio, usaba proyectiles, sin embargo, gracias a un importante avance tecnológico realizado por Industrias Cardoen en 1842, se hizo posible que el Fusil disparase plasma concentrado con selección de fuego y cargador de 45 rondas.

Hoy es el Fusil de combate más exitoso en la historia, con millones de unidades producidas en la tierra y en las fábricas militares del Imperio (Chile) en Marte.