Out-of-Context Discussions

## Challenge

Try Not to Laugh while Reading

* *Wait, what do you mean?! We thought you might have had a satisfying night with Miss Irene since you never came back all night! We thought you might come back today but what did you say, sir? You went to Macao with Yoo Jae-Ha?!*
* *Is there an issue?*
* *Quite a lot of issues! Aigoo! We were so happy here thinking that we were getting a sister-in-law! Hyung-nim, you're too mean! We were growing this sexual enhancer for you with everything we had because you said Miss Irene was coming! That’s right! It has a flower and is even about to grow a fruit now! We worked so hard to make it for you! But you don’t even come home and you are in Macao with another dude instead of being with sister-in-law!*
* *Either way, you really must have worked hard for it to already have a flower. You did a good job, a very good job.*
* *Yes sir! We did it thinking we were meeting our sister-in-law...! Ugh!*
* *Good. I will make you guys my sla...no, no, subordinate number 2 from now on.*
* *Sob, thank you very much. But when will sister-in-law come back...*
* *But you guys seem to have the wrong idea by calling her sister-in-law since earlier.*
* *Wrong idea?! Do you know how rare a chance like this is for someone like you who has been single your whole life, hyung-nim?! We know what it is like to be forever alone. I'm sure you don’t know what to do when you are alone with a woman! That was why we were going to thoroughly support you...!*
* *Enough, just keep doing a good job growing that tree. If Chairman Kwon calls, tell him to get lost because you won’t hand the phone to me.*
* *Ugh, I understand sir.*

### Chapter 64 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Irene Holton

* *It should be fine since there are no traps.*
* *Then, what do you need me to do?*
* *First. I need you to strip naked.*

### Chapter 65 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Irene Holton

* *Ah. Hold on a minute.*
* *E, excuse me?*
* *I'm sorry, but are your boobs real?*
* *Huh, t, that.*
* *Ah. Ah. That’s okay. I understand. But if that is the case, they will melt in there so I will need to come up with a different method...*
* *N, no! T, they’re natural! There’s no way they will melt!*
* *Ah. Is that so? I'm relieved. Then please strip down and take a bath. We will look as least as possible.*

### Chapter 66 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Irene Holton

* *Hey. Number 1. You gathered every piece of the self-destructed relics, right?*
* *Excuse me? Ah, yes. What about it?! I wanted to try to restore them because it was such a waste!*
* *But you left the sweet potato relic’s pieces behind?*
* *Ah! That thing? I threw it away because it stunk so bad! Why? Did something happen?*
* *No, it’s fine. Might as well let them take it to Keira to waste their time investigating. Anyway, we achieved our goal. Now I just need to wrap my hand around the Holton household as well.*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon! Mr. Ju-Heon! Kyaaaaa! I, I'm sorry! No, you see, that.*
* *It’s fine. What’s all the fuss about?*
* *Ah...that! I chatted with my family and my parents and my brother want to meet with you!*
* *That’s perfect. There was something I wanted to meet them and tell them about as well.*

### Chapter 67 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Irene Holton, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *You want to meet with them to tell them something? You're not planning to ask them for their precious daughter, right?*
* *Excuse me?!*
* *Wow, you're going to have such a beauty as your wife? I'm so jealous, ah! As your first employee, I get special perks in not having to give you a monetary gift to celebrate!*
* *W, wait a minute. Excuse me!*
* *Why are you so embarrassed? You hugged me with your naked body not too long ago.*

### Chapter 70 (Novel)

#### Irene Holton, Seo Joo-Heon, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Hehe, Mr. Ju-Heon.*
* *?!.........W, what happened just now?*
* *............I don't know. Don’t ask me.......I wish we could trade spots.*
* *.............Are you crazy?*
* *Huh? Ahhhhhhhh! I, I'm sorry! I did something like this again!*

### Chapter 80 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Keira Clark, George Holton, and Rope

* *Hey General, it looks like there's a new person to take you on in my place.*
* *What?!*
* *Mmmph! What is this, untie me! Let me go!*
* *Shut up and you come with me.*
* *Hey!*
* *Master, where do you need me to go? Where should I go?*
* *Seo Joo-Heon! Get your ass here right now!*
* *I'm a busy man. I understand how you feel but stop looking for me, you obsessed woman.*
* *Hey!*

### Chapter 84 (Novel)

#### George Holton, Seo Joo-Heon, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Ahhhhh! Do I really need to do this?! Hey, damn it, even I will die if I fall into the Pacific Ocean!*
* *What’s wrong? You were the one who said you would jump into the Pacific Ocean if I successfully saved your parents. Did you forget about that?*
* *I know I said that, but...!*
* *A man keeps his word.*
* *Damn it!*
* *Oh and hand over your entire fortune as well.*
* *Ahhh!*
* *You said you would hand it over.*
* *Fuck! Father, mother, this bastard might be your savior but he is an extremely dangerous bastard! This bastard will take your wealth and your daughter!*
* *You have so much to say. Please stop talking and just jump in.*
* *Damn it, you come with me! You scammer!*
* *Ahhh!*

### Chapter 91 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Did you sexually harass it or something?*
* *Does that make any sense? Does it?!*
* *Then why?*

### Chapter 93 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Seo Joo-Heon, and Rope

* *Captain-nim, you really haven't read an erotic novel before have you! Wait, have you ever watched porn before?*
* *I have, but why?*
* *Then why the hell is the secretary we are waiting for not there and you just talk about damn relics?! Are you fishing?*
* *She’s there. She’s the Tomb Raider's secretary.*
* *Shut up! There’s just one line about her! She’s not even human! Damn it, the rope could probably write something better if I gave it a pen!*
* *!*
* *Master! Should I try writing one? Should I try writing one?*
* *Then what do I need to write to gain fans?*
* *I looked into it and apparently something like this was popular with high school girls in the past.*
* *I'm done with novels. This was not a territory I could replicate. It’s an extremely profound world. Let’s just go explore some tombs.*

### Chapter 93 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Captain-nim. I am going to ask a serious question.*
* *What is it?*
* *Does our Tomb raiding team have a ban on women?*
* *No? What’s with the sudden question?*
* *We’re at the age when we’d be longing for women. Please pick some female team members……and let us have some chances at some intra-team relationship……*
* *I guess you have a ton of time on your hands if you can say such nonsense. Fine. I'll give you some more work.*
* *N, no. It’s not like that!*
* *Shut up.*
* *Damn it! This wasn’t what I wanted!*
* *What nonsense when you get to study with a beautiful lady every day.*
* *Well, Irene, she! I’m so jealous.*
* *Well, don't worry. There’s at least two women I'm looking for.*
* *Aww, then that means that this sausage fest is going to continue for a while.*
* *No. I'll let you see plenty of women.*
* *E, excuse me?*
* *What did you just say……*
* *That.*
* *Huh?*
* *I will use them to create my fans.*
* *Ex, excuse me? I thought you said you weren’t going to write anymore……*
* *Why should I work hard to create fans myself?*
* *W, what?*
* *I just need to steal the fans someone else has gathered.*
* *W, what did you say? Umm, are you talking about swiping those women who are gathered together in that cult……*
* *It's perfect. I'm concerned about the large tomb that appeared in that cult’s territory as well. It might be one of the 7 Great Tombs.*
* *Are you sure you are interested in the tomb?!*

### Chapter 98 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Tell me how to use this relics properly. You should know since you saw the leader using it.*
* *Then you’re just going to use it on me again. Are you crazy?! I hugged this damn thug-like bastard! It won't work even if you tried to use that and make me talk. I’ll just fall asleep.*
* *How innocent. Who knows what will happen while you are sleeping?*
* *What? H, hold on......mmph!*

### Chapter 102 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Number 1. Did you do something behind my back? Did you spread the manuscript to the relics?*
* *Does that even make any sense?! Wait, can relics even read novels?*

### Chapter 102 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Uhh, uhhhhh? Wait a minute, there are human-shaped relics?! There might be relics that look like women! That would be legal skinship!*
* *Stop your wild imagination. There are no human-shaped relics.*
* *Damn it, then what about this bastard whose body doesn't match his face?! His face is a Dicaprio but his body is that of a fat pig!*
* *What else would it be?*

### Chapter 103 (Novel)

#### Anubis and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Hahaha, so crazy.*
* *What is it saying?*
* *Hmph, I have no reason to tell you......*
* *Let’s see, where is a good place to test out the self-destruct......*
* *Damn it, it said it just praised its master! That you wrote the thing! That it was well-written! That it was very entertaining!*

### Chapter 113 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Oh Seug-Woo

* *Haha, those bastards are probably looking for us in completely wrong places. It’s definitely darkest underneath the lamp.*
* *Wow, but how did the Holtons happen to have a vacation house nearby?*
* *It’s not weird since this is an area where a lot of wealthy people have vacation houses. Well, none of that is important right now.*
* *I'm never going to become the Captain-nim's enemy.*
* *Yeah. I’d rather just drink poison and die the moment I become his enemy.*

### Chapter 116 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Just hand it over now!*
* *It’s not something I would so easily hand over because you are asking for it......*
* *Ah, just hurry up and take it off! Shut up and hand it over! Hand your body over!*

### Chapter 117 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *I’ll tell you once more. Hand them over if you don't want to die.*
* *Wow, you have a lovely time with the Captain-nim and now you want him to hand over the relics?*
* *What? A lovely time? What are you talking about?*
* *What’s wrong? Both of your clothes are ripped. Are you telling me you didn't have some fun with our Captain-nim?*
* *T, that’s not what happened! This is! Enough, you can just die!*
* *Oh sure, you remember how you broke my rib last time? Do you know how much pain I was in at the hospital?! You bitch, let me show you the self-defense skills I learned while being beaten up by the Captain.*

### Chapter 117 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Ohh, you sound so confident. Do you want to bet on it? Shall we bet on who will get it first?*
* *What?*
* *And will you hand it over if I win? Your body.*

### Chapter 120 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Hey, Captain-nim.*
* *......*
* *Hello, Captain-nim?*
* *......*
* *Hehe, you stupid dumbass vir......ugh*
* *I can hear everything, you bastard.*
* *...Ugh, sir, I am just asking, but is she someone you know?*
* *No. I don’t know who she is.*
* *But she looks really similar to you.*
* *There are many similar looking people in the world. My face is actually a common face.*
* *Ho, what nonsense. He should have said Irene has a common look instead.*

### Chapter 124 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Irene Holton

* *Best feeling my ass! Damn it, can someone please pick those two up and take them away? Ugh!*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon.*
* *! Damn it. Mmph! How critical.*
* *Ah, aahh......Mr. Ju-Heon, stop, stop...*
* *Really? Ah, this room isn't soundproof. Whatever. I'm not the one who is going to suffer.*

### Chapter 130 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *C, Captain-nim!*
* *What? What is it? What’s wrong?!*
* *Why did you become so young?*
* *......What?*
* *U, umm your skin is firm, you have no wrinkles... You look young... Most importantly, you look cute...ah, no, wait, that’s not it...*
* *This punk.*

### Chapter 130 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Enough. Don’t think about it anymore.*
* *Kwon Tae Joon! Yang Chen...! Those motherfucking bastards! How dare they trick Captain-nim! And us!*
* *Hold on. I understand how you are feeling, but hold on for now.*
* *But those bastards...!*
* *Yeah, I’ll explain it to you later, so hold on.*
* *We need to rescue someone.*
* *Uhh, excuse me? Who?*
* *Who else? Our restorer bastard.*
* *W, when you say restorer, you don’t mean......*
* *It’s obviously Yoo Jae-Ha.*
* *Aigoo, stoooop! I didn't do anything wrong! Get lost, you pervert!*

### Chapter 131 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *What is it? Which relic will work?!*
* *The harem relic!*
* *......What?*
* *You can seduce it with the harem relic and take it out with you!*
* *......Hey Seol-Ah.*
* *Yes sir.*
* *Kill. Him.*
* *I'm serious! I'm not lying! It will work!*
* *Thanks for everything until now, I will look for a new restorer.*
* *Ahhh! I said I’m serious! Just try it out.*

### Chapter 132 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Damn it! Yoo Jae-Ha! You’ve been stuck to the Captain-nim like glue this whole time! I'm so jealous!*
* *What did you say? Then what about you? Why are you whispering with the Captain-nim as if you guys have been close for a long time?!*
* *Huh?! As expected of my subordinates.*

### Chapter 134 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Captain-nim, I don’t mind anybody else but the Monarch of Destitution is too dangerous. Please rethink......Kyaaaa! My wallet! My relics! My clothes!*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon!, please let me join the Tomb raiding team too! I can even be a scout for you!*
* *Does she want to start a fight?!*
* *This is entertaining. Captain-nim, who do you like more between the two of them?*
* *What? What the fuck are you talking about?*
* *Umm... Hmm, do you like the dog better or the cat better?*
* *The relics*
* *......Excuse me?*
* *Go bring the relics over if you have time to spew such bullshit.*
* *This damn artifactphile. How dare he say such ludicrous statements with such beauties in front of him...!*

### Chapter 135 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *So cute.*
* *I’m going to take one too.*
* *I have a lot of pictures of the Captain-nim. There are some revealing ones too.*
* *Hand over all the originals to me. I'll introduce you to one of my fellow employees. She’s super pretty!*
* *...R, really?*
* *100,000,000 won.*
* *Excuse me?*
* *100 million won per picture. I'll pay you more for the revealing ones.*

### Chapter 137 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Jae-Ha, give it to me since things worked out.*
* *Huh?*
* *The pictures! You told me earlier you would give it to me! I need to go to China today so hurry up and hand it over! Pictures of the Captain-nim are too precious! Hold on. Now that I think about it, why do you have revealing shots of the Captain-nim?*
* *You idiot! it’s not like that! These pictures are for the believers!*
* *B, believers......?*
* *Do you remember the girl named Sasaki?*
* *The girl wearing the gyaru makeup?*
* *Yeah! She's currently evangelizing for our Captain-nim!*
* *......E, evangelizing?*
* *Sasaki said that she needed pictures of the Captain-nim to increase the number of fans! She told me to take those revealing photos!*
* *Faaaaaaans?*
* *So, you should cooperate as well. If it succeeds, his relics can level up and most importantly, they’ll become the Captain-nim’s natural evacuation team.*
* *But there’s no way the Captain-nim would have approved of something like that.*
* *N, no... The Captain-nim naturally approved of all of this......*
* *Bullshit! How much did they give you?! How much did you try to sell the Captain-nim’s pure naked body for?!*
* *No, everything that needed to be covered was cov......ugh!*
* *How dare you sell the Captain-nim off to women whom you don’t even know! Hurry up and get those pictures back!*

### Chapter 137 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *You're really good at taking photos...*
* *W, what?*
* *Jae-Ha, I'm hiring you as paparazzi.*
* *What did you say?! Did you not see the Captain-nim’s reaction just now?! I'm dead if I get caught!*
* *Then draw it for me!*
* *What?!*
* *You're good at drawing. Draw me a nude photo of him!*
* *I didn’t study art to do something like this!*
* *I'll pay you good money for it if you draw a fantastic nude painting of the Captain-nim.*
* *Enough!*

### Chapter 138 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *The Captain-nim’s greatest desire will come true! K, kya! C, Captain-nim? Umm, umm umm umm Captain-nim.*
* *Why I gotta kill all of those bastards.*
* *Kya, Captain-nim!*
* *Seol-Ah.*
* *Yes, yes sir! Captain-nim! Shall I go chop the Pandora members’ heads off?! Or maybe, you need me to kidnap a president!*

### Chapter 140 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Don't worry. I'm using this!*
* *You really had a plan! W, wait, that is! T, that is the harem relic!*
* *I'll call women over with this.*
* *Excuse me?!*

### Chapter 140 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Jae-Ha. Take some pictures when the women rush over.*
* *Excuse me?*
* *Proof of sexual harassment.*
* *Excuse me?!*
* *You’re good at taking pictures. Use the skills you used to sneak pictures of me to take some good pictures.*
* *Hey, you bastard!*

### Chapter 142 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Alright then. Are you going to sign here? Yes or no?*
* *Damn it. Hand it over!*
* *Aigoo, hey Seol-Ah. Hold him down firmly for me.*
* *Hu, huff. Captain-nim! Ha, haaaaah. Captain-nim, Captain-nim...! I can’t hold back any longer!*
* *Shit! W, wait, this punk!*

### Chapter 143 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *W, wait. The lace panty is one thing, but he wants me to put my hands on that terrible thing and touch it all over to restore it? C...... Captain-nim! Umm!*
* *Shut up. Let’s go inside now.*
* *Your friend doesn't seem to have woken up yet.*
* *Sigh, what should we do? Captain-nim, I can carry her if it's too much for you.*
* *I’ll heal her for you if you get rid of this terrible contract...!*
* *Hey Seol-Ah? I know you're awake. Get up.*
* *......!*

### Chapter 143 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Julian Miller, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Vice C... No, Mr. Miller. How do we clear this tomb?*
* *It’s simple, but... it's a bit...*
* *That’s okay. I am willing to do anything for the Captain-nim.*
* *Then please take your clothes off and start to dance as if you are respecting the dead......Aaah! Hey! What the hell are you doing?! That’s my precious relic!*
* *What’s wrong? It’s a waste to use my own.*
* *Who said it was okay to do that with mine?! I already told you how to clear it! Why do you keep destroying it?!*
* *Shut up. Only I will get to watch Seol-Ah dance. How dare a relic try to watch it as well.*

### Chapter 146 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Okay, hurry!*
* *Damn it, do I really need to steal a man's underwear?!*
* *What’s wrong? You don't want to do it? If you don't hurry, the issue with these books... I'm going to tell the Captain-nim.*
* *Eek, please don't! Anything but that!*

### Chapter 146 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *The amounts don't match. Hey Jae-Ha.*
* *Hmm?*
* *Did you use the Captain-nim’s credit card for this < Oppa, stay here and rest > thing?*
* *What?!*
* *And what the hell is < In the Moonlit Night >?!*
* *I already returned the money for those things! You don’t need to worry!*

### Chapter 147 (Novel)

#### Rope and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Master! Praise me! Praise me!*
* *Oh, Seol-Ah. That outfit is the best. You were always beautiful, but you look so lovely today, as if you were the most beautiful woman in the world.*
* *No, not there! Over here! Praise...*
* *Irene, this tastes amazing. How can you make something taste this good?! I'm so shocked and wowed by your skills! Can you cook for me everyday?*
* *M, master. Over here too, please......*
* *Ohh, Jae-Ha. Your restoration skill is so elegant. I wouldn't be able to use relics at all if it wasn’t for you. I'm always thankful for everything you do. I feel so lucky to have met you.*
* *Master, can you please praise me just once today......*
* *Hahaha! All of your farming skills are developing day by day! You guys are truly amazing!*
* *Whimper, praise......*
* *Old man, you are quite the lusty man for your age.*
* *Not there! Over here! Over here! I want him to have interest in me too! He’s going to look at me with a gaze like that too! He will!*
* *Bad! Using medicine together can give you a stomachache! Bad!*
* *Roooooar!*
* *Good job! You did very well! You did very well!*
* *Master, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I really do like you. I like you.*
* *It was mesmerized by a simple statement. I might really die if I don’t praise it every so often.*
* *...Anyway, good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job...*
* *I was praised! I was praised! I won!*
* *Okay, so please bring some clothes......*

### Chapter 148 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Jin Chae Won, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Do it properly if you're going to disguise yourself. This is not Seol-Ah's size. And over here! Seol-Ah has veins that split into sixteen strands right underneath her boobs! Got it?*
* *W, what did he say?! He’s just saying whatever he wants!*
* *Whatever, just stop with the terrible act. You crazy professor. A relic of confusion, my ass! Only a blind person wouldn’t be able to tell! The person is completely different!*
* *Then you acted like that from the beginning even though you knew I wasn’t Lee Seol-Ah?*
* *Did you only realize that now? You lunatic?*
* *I applaud you for charging in here, but let me tell you something since I have the chance to do so. Even if the world splits in half or the two of us are the only people on a deserted island... I will never ever do it with you.*
* *What......?*
* *At least bring a God grade transformation relic next time if you feel wronged. Did you really think a mere A rank one would work?*
* *What?*
* *How can you even say that you used a transformation relic? The lines on your palm don't match hers at all either.*
* *What the hell? Palm lines??*
* *And on her butt......*
* *Captain-nim! Please don’t remember weird things about me like that!*
* *Oh, you’re here.*

### Chapter 148 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *C, Captain-nim?! W, wait... you’re not!*
* *Heal your injuries on your own. Meet up with Jae-Ha.*
* *Kyaaaaaa! Captain-niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!*
* *I'm just glad I only had to throw one thing out.*

### Chapter 152 (Novel)

#### Jin Chae Won, Seo Joo-Heon, Byeon Kang-Soe, and Ong-Nyeo

* *Seo Joo-Heon!*
* *Submit. I'll let you experience total bliss.*
* *! Damn it, I'm starting to lose control. Aaah!*
* *Now!*
* *?!*
* *Aaaaaaaaaahng, aaaaaaaaahng, it's the sire’s orders! We need to hurry up and do our best to reach climax! We need to reach climax!*
* *We must work hard, huff huff! Climax! Climax!*
* *That is?! Seo Joo-Heon, you!*
* *What were you expecting?*
* *!*
* *I already told you. I wouldn’t fuck you even if we were the only ones on a deserted island.*

### Chapter 154 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Irene Holton, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Groan......*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon, you're u......kyaa! M, Mr. Ju-Heon!*
* *How long did I sleep?*
* *E, exactly one week.*
* *And the relics?*
* *None of them caused too much of an issue. I used my ability and they were dest.....no, they became calm.*
* *What about Edward?*
* *He said that the Herb of Eternal Youth medicine is in clinical trial while other relics have been invested into the industrial facilities as well.*
* *That old bastard, Kwon Tae-Joon?*
* *Nothing special. But his future son-in-law, Yoon Shi-Woo, is jumping up and down in joy because he got a S rank relic and TKBM seems to have gathered a lot of new people?*
* *Good morning. How long have you been here?*
* *Are you okay?*
* *I feel much better after getting some sleep. My face feels like a giant steamed bun though.*
* *It’s still cute......*
* *It’s not the time to be joking about steamed buns right now!*

### Chapter 155 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Use this for me. I've been annoyed at them anyway. How dare they turn me into an unmarried dad?*
* *Umm...... Captain-nim, this...*
* *And Jae-Ha, create a prison out of a relic.*
* *What are you planning on doing?*
* *Give them a proper education.*

### Chapter 163 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *There’s no way I have any weaknesses. Why would I read that?*
* *That makes sense. You can’t call being an artifactphile a weakness.*
* *Wait, no wonder he didn't fall for any of my recent seducing! Did his tastes change during...No. Absolutely not.*
* *The weakness isn’t the issue. It looks like a weird rumor is about to be spread.*

### Chapter 165 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Ah, that kid listened to me very well. She was pretty too.*
* *What? Who are you talking about? Who is it?! How pretty is she?!*
* *Captain-nim, don’t be interested in her. You’ll be dragged away.*
* *Why? Why will he be dragged away?! Is she a flower snake? Is she married?*
* *I guess so. She’d be in elementary right now.*
* *What? Elem...?! Are you crazy? Captain-nim, I didn’t see you like that but I guess Anubis's information was ri...ugh!*

### Chapter 169 (Novel)

#### Irene Holton and Lee Seol-Ah

* *To be honest with you, I received many pictures of Mr. Ju-Heon from Mr. Jae-Ha.*
* *Why did he only give those to this woman?! Yoo Jae-Ha, you traitor! You slave of money!*
* *I didn't put much thought into it until now. But now that I think about it, I think it was in every picture......*
* *W, what was?*
* *The rope. The rope is in every picture of Mr. Ju-Heon. Umm, where is the rope right now?*
* *Where else......it’s obviously with the Captain-nim......*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon is in danger!*
* *Captain-niiiiiiiiiiiiiiim! No matter what, you can’t pick a relic! Even if I am to lose, please let me lose to a person!*
* *How about we temporarily work together?*
* *Sounds good. We need to save the Captain-nim first. Neither of us want to see the Captain-nim getting hurt. And......*
* *At least not with a relic.........!*

### Chapter 170 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Captain-nim!*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon!*
* *What did you guys do with your pants? What are you going to do when you return to normal later?!*

### Chapter 171 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Seo Joo-Heon, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *I don’t know what happened, but Seo Joo-Heon, you are our captain. That is why we need to work together here to.........Huh?! Seo Joo-Heon, what the hell are you doing?! That is?!*
* *I'm taking this Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King’s Purple Gold Red Gourd.*
* *It really isn’t here! Hey! Seo Joo-Heon! What the hell are you doing?!*
* *What else? What’s yours is mine. As for what’s mine? It’s naturally mine.*
* *Ah.*
* *Ah, and the mob of weaklings that got away are your responsibility.*
* *What? The mob of weaklings? Chairman Kwon is gone! He ran away in that short period of time! I need to get this tomb’s relic! Ugh!*
* *Listen carefully. Your Mountains and Streams evacuation team will become a subset of our evacuation team. That means that you are my subordinate. Your subordinates are my manpower. They will come whenever I call for them and hand over all relics as soon as they get them.*
* *Hey! How can you say that, you damn engagement breaker!*
* *Ah. I'll make it clear since we haven’t chatted for a few years. Engagement breaker? Hey. It’s not my fault that the bride to be fell for me! How is that my fault*
* *What?! Then it... Is my fault.*
* *Yeah! Get rid of that old-fashioned shirt and glasses if you don't like it! I might wear anything I found but your clothes are way too old-fashioned! Do you know that?!*
* *What did you say?! You damn... yes sir! I also believe that my clothes are too old-fashioned, sir! Damn it! That damn Liu Bei’s relic!*
* *Haha. I shouldn't be laughing, but I am just too happy right now. I am happy that we could be together again.*
* *Fine, I'm going to keep getting in your way now that things are like this! You just wait and see! You’re out of your mind if you think I'll be in the same team as you again! All of the information I had to keep to myself because of the contract in the past! The information about monopolizers that you don’t know about! I'm going to keep them to myself! I'm going to fix that rotten attitude of yours!*
* *Oh, is that so? I'm giving an order. Zhuge Kongming will be a good boy and tell me everything.*
* *Fine, I’ll tell you! I’ll tell you! Fuck!*

### Chapter 173 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, and Julian Miller

* *That method won't work. Furthermore, I am never going to do any of the tests that these arrogant relic bastards create ever again.*
* *Ex, excuse me? But...!*
* *I'm going to kiss all of you if you guys move without my order.*
* *That means he’ll also kiss Irene...*
* *He’ll also kiss Miss Seol-Ah...*
* *Leave that artifactphile to deal with the relics. There’s something we need to do for him.*

### Chapter 173 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Lee Seol-Ah, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Seo Joo-Heon. I don’t really care whether you die or not, but...*
* *Vice Captain-nim!*
* *What the hell, since when is he our Vice Captain?*
* *I'm going to take all of your relics if you die.*
* *Get lost. Do you think I would accept some bullshit about how you'll use it for the betterment of society or something?*
* *Then be careful of what is under your foot.*
* *I know without you having to tell me! You stupid idiot!*

### Chapter 178 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *What are you looking at?*
* *It’s just disappointing. You looked really cute as a little girl.*
* *................*
* *Actually, having a daughter like you......ugh!*
* *A, are you crazy? Do you want to get some silver bracelets on your wrists?*
* *Ow! Hey! You should let a person finish what they are saying!*
* *What?*
* *Having a pretty daughter like you would be great. The Captain-nim said that!*
* *What? The Captain-nim said that? I, it might have been impossible in the past... but now... I, if it is what the Captain-nim wants...*
* *Ah, he also said a daughter like Irene would be great too.*
* *A daughter like I, Irene? Captain-nim, does he...*
* *I think a mixed baby would be pretty too. Someone at the Captain-nim and Irene’s level of looks would definitely have a beautiful daughter... And as for that daughter, I will......u, ugh!*
* *Just whose side are you on?! Huh?!*
* *Who else? T, the side of the wealthy...*
* *Damn it! Then I have no way to defeat Irene! Jae-Ha, how can you do that to your fellow team member? You don't even remember all the things I did for you. Instead of being thankful, you pay me back by betraying me!*
* *What the hell are you talking about? When did you? U, ugh!*

### Chapter 178 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Irene Holton

* *I still have a chance.*
* *Seol-Ah, you should be okay with this since you have a lot of experience, right? You can just use Gildal.*
* *No, I'm not okay at all. Umm, I, I actually can't use relics right now! My Dominance must have fallen after turning into a kid!*
* *............What? I saw you using your relic earlier.*
* *You’re remembering wrong!*
* *Captain-nim, should I just carry one of them down with me?*
* *Kyaaaa!*
* *Irene, I can't see in front of me because of your boobs. And Seol-Ah, put on some pants.*
* *I'm certain of it. It is proof that the Captain-nim enjoyed it!*

### Chapter 189 (Novel)

#### Chloe Laurent and Yang Chen

* *He just keeps reading the articles about Seo Joo-Heon and the passengers are all dead.*
* *Huh?*
* *I don't know if you are this person’s superior or whatever, but can you stop bothering us? I can’t hold it in any longer.*
* *What......? Hold what in? Hey, Shin Chan Yeol! What are you doing right now with that woman...!*

### Chapter 191 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, Xufu, and Rope

* *That old bastard probably fainted by now, right?*
* *Only faint? He probably can't wake up because of the shock for a while.*
* *But was there a need to open that coffin lid for that bastard? Captain-nim, you said the incantation to let him out, right?*
* *I didn’t open it for him. Why would I open that?*
* *Huh?*
* *The coffin that the bastard was in is a trap inside the tomb. It slowly loses power once it is out of the tomb.*
* *T, that means...*
* *It was about time for the trap to lose its strength. They were probably able to open it when I called. Basically, I didn’t open it for them; they just opened it while causing a ruckus.*
* *Wow! He shamelessly acted as if he had opened it for them.*
* *Hey Seol-Ah. Who are you looking for?*
* *Captain-nim, to be honest with you, I think I saw Chloe on the p.........kyaaaaa! Kyaaaa, w, what are you doing?!*
* *!!*
* *M, my goodness, why was that worm by my boobs?! I didn't even feel anything!*
* *Let go of me, you scoundrel! Let go! I was using a stealth relic to enjoy paradise! It was extremely soft! I even thought about going farther down!*
* *I gave you the full 100 million dollars! I gave it to you!*

### Chapter 195 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Jackpot! It was to the point that the Captain-nim personally got involved. He truly is an artifactphile.*
* *Wait, hold on!*
* *It’s a relic. It might be able to turn into an adult as well.*
* *W, won't it grow up at some point?*
* *Captain-niiiiiiiiiiiiiiim! Why did it have to be a tool and not a person......?!*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon! Please.......!*
* *We can't lose.*
* *At least not to a relic!*
* *I was wondering why it was doing all those part-time jobs lately.*

### Chapter 197 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, and Chloe Laurent

* *Hey, I know you're happy to see me, but you can’t do this in a public place.*
* *HOLD......! Chloe! S, stop it!*
* *What are you telling me to stop?! Why are you acting like this?! This is not the time to be fussy that you don’t like this because he is YOUR Captain-nim!*

### Chapter 198 (Novel)

#### Chloe Laurent and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Lee Seol-Ah. Let me just say that I'm sorry for you.*
* *What? What are you talking about?*
* *The Monarch of Destitution is stuck to the Captain-nim. You have no chance of success.*
* *What?! She really isn't on my side!*
* *I'll do everything I can to support the Monarch of Destitution, so good luck on your own.*
* *Hey!*

### Chapter 199 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *It’s still darkest underneath the lamp.*
* *Excuse me?*
* *Whether it is the hired Expert Detectors or the Pandora System relic... None of them would dare to use a detection relic on Pandora-affiliated teams like TKBM. No, they can’t do it at all.*
* *Huh? Why?*
* *Would you like it if I placed a CCTV in your room?*
* *N, no. But I'd enjoy it if it was the other way around. Irene would pay me good money for those recordings.*

### Chapter 205 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *C, Captain-nim?*
* *What is it?*
* *I, I want to take a picture. I probably can’t, right? Oops, this is a tomb. I will protect the Captain-nim.*
* *We’re returning to normal! Seol-Ah! Make sure to cover up properly!*
* *Huh? Yes, yes sir! Kyaaaaa!*

### Chapter 211 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Ah, money truly is useless. Let’s burn it all up. Let’s burn the money, our house, let’s burn it all.*
* *Captain-nim, no! Nooooooooooooo!*
* *Hey Seol-Ah. You'll catch a cold if you walk around dressed like that. It would hurt me so much if you got sick. Come here. Aren’t you cold?*
* *E, excuse me?!*

### Chapter 213 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, Yoo Jae-Ha, Irene Holton, Julian Miller, and Chloe Laurent

* *Why the hell would I tell him to buy those things? I don’t need them.*
* *Uhh, uhh, excuse me? But......*
* *Damn, it wasn’t those things! It would have been so much easier if it was!*
* *Huh?*
* *Here, we're good now since I bought it, right?!*
* *Yes, this is it, this is it!*
* *Excuse me?!*
* *T, this is it......Captain-nim!*
* *Yes, I really wanted this thing. I need it when I sleep.*
* *W, when you sleep?!*
* *What is he planning to do with this?!*
* *Hey, Seo Joo-Heon! This is just a relic for a mukbang!*
* *Yes. What about it?*
* *You used 2 billion dollars for each one......no, I'm sure that’s chump change for you, but you still gave two relics for something like this?!*
* *Vice Captain-nim, why are you only angry about the mukbang relic?! T, this sexy woman statue too......!*
* *Hey hey, it’s fine, it’s fine. I got them for free for restoring their relic. Free, completely free.*
* *Hey! That’s not the problem!*
* *Ah, fine, let’s say you don’t need Victoria and Morrigan’s relics! But still, this relic isn’t it! You could pay money to buy food!*
* *No, Vice Captain-nim... This 19+ statue is also a problem......*
* *This is just an air freshener as well! You could have just bought a diffuser instead of buying something like this!*
* *Excuse me? A, an air freshener?*
* *Hey! A person should eat some delicious things in his life! As for this air freshener, I’ll be able to sleep well with it! You know I have trouble sleeping! I'm going to sleep with this thing next to me!*
* *Captain-nim, in that case, please take the medicine I prescribed you! Please don’t do anything weird!*
* *Yeah! Take some sleeping pills instead! There’s so much delicious food in the world, why do you need such an indecent relic......?!*
* *I don't like my mind being fuzzy when I take medicine! I can't focus! The relics are much more effective! Same with this feast! I've never liked anything I got from a store. Why are you all throwing a fuss when they are just consumable relics with no risks?*
* *Ow, you damn artifactphile! I don't care! Do whatever you want! Chloe, make sure to get a CT scan of his head while you are examining him.*
* *Do you think that will be enough?*

### Chapter 213 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Chloe Laurent

* *Chloe. I'm going to ask a serious question as a fellow team member.*
* *What is it?*
* *Do you have any fragrance or oil relics on you?*
* *W, what......?*
* *Couldn’t I take the place of that beautiful air freshener if I rub that around my body and lie down?*
* *......What the hell is this girl thinking?*

### Chapter 214 (Novel)

#### Kwon Tae-Joon and Kwon Seung-Woo

* *Gather people right away. No, I'm going to the Nile River right now!*
* *Father, what did you say?! Where was he trying to go while looking like this? Father, no! Aigoo, father! You can't do that! Hey! What the hell are you doing?! Hurry up and call more people! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhh!*
* *Get my plane ready!*

### Chapter 216 (Novel)

#### Chloe Laurent, Julian Miller, and Irene Holton

* *Miss Holton, excuse me for prying, but have you ever slept with the Captain-nim?*
* *Hey Chloe!*
* *Please don't eavesdrop on our conversation, Vice-Captain.*
* *Do you think I listened in because I wanted to?*
* *No, that......*

### Chapter 216 (Novel)

#### Irene Holton and Chloe Laurent

* *Miss Chloe, I'm just relieved that you don’t hate Mr. Ju-Heon.*
* *No, I hate him very much.*
* *E, excuse me?!*
* *I had a job. What kind of scoundrel makes someone quit that job and force them to sign a contract?*
* *Ah, ah......*
* *So please don’t worry about me and give your best with the Captain-nim. And personally, it makes me angry to see Seol-Ah stick to the Captain-nim the way she does.*
* *Excuse me? Why?*

### Chapter 218 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Plus, everybody he brings over like that are all soulmates except for me! Were you guys all childhood friends or something?! Huh? Why do you guys alienate me?!*
* *We’re not alienating you. You have no problem hanging out with us as if you've known us since birth whenever we go out to eat.*
* *I want to be a part of the secret conversations too! All of you share a common memory, don't you?!*
* *Fine. I'll let you know since you want to know so bad. I'll tell you about that memory or whatever.*
* *Really? Thank you! The Captain-nim wouldn't tell me no matter how many times I asked!*
* *......*
* *Seol-Ah, you're an angel! I think you might be the prettiest girl I've ever met. No, you really are the prettiest girl and I almost fell for you, but anyway, you’ll be blessed!*

### Chapter 228 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Hey. Look at this! The Captain-nim bought my painting.*
* *Ho! You probably forced him to buy it again.*
* *Fuck, I didn’t! He's the only person who appreciates my painting!*

### Chapter 234 (Novel)

#### Joshua Jackson and Chloe Laurent

* *Hey, fuck, I'm going to die if I stuff myself with so many sleeping pills!*
* *Don't worry. We’ll get your stomach pumped if it looks as if you’re going to die. So, just relax and eat them to fall asleep. That’s the only way for you to see the future.*
* *How are there no normal people on this damn tomb raiding team?!*
* *Anyway, we need to send over the contents for tomorrow's broadcast. Go to sleep while I ask nicely.*
* *Hey! How can a person sleep 24 hours a day?! Are you crazy?*
* *Are you blind? What do you think all those pills are for? They are sleeping pills, sleeping pills. They’re there for you to take them and fall asleep!*
* *Ow! How can she call herself a doctor?! What about food?! Are you not going to feed me?!*
* *I put all of the nutrients you need on a daily basis in the pills so shut up and go to sleep.*
* *I can’t keep going like this.*

### Chapter 235 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *It’s a bit shameful to get Seo Joo-Heon's help, but......Seo Joo-Heon treats us terribly.*
* *That’s right. Do you know how much I suffer under the Captain-nim? We need to disappear every so often so that he understands how important we are.*
* *U, umm......*
* *What?! Seol-Ah, you’re angry too, aren’t you?! The Captain-nim only went on a date with Irene!*

### Chapter 236 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Julian Miller, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *U, umm. Both of you, please calm down for now. I'm sure that the Captain-nim has a plan......kyaaa! Please cover yourselves! I don’t want to know the sizes of you two!*
* *What the hell, how can he throw away his team members like this?!*
* *I know, right? I guess the Captain-nim doesn't know how important we are at all!*
* *I think we became his team members too easily once we got our memories back.*
* *I know, right? It’s not like we’d be pushed around regardless of where we went. Kongming, you were the captain of your own evacuation team!*
* *Yeah. You can succeed without this tomb raiding team too.*
* *Wow, our nerdy bastard. No, no, our Vice Captain-nim. You're quite smart, sir. I can't handle it. It’s time to go on strike. I need to get out of here to show the Captain-nim how important all of his team members are!*
* *How rare. We have the same thought.*
* *Whatever, just cover yourselves!*

### Chapter 237 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Chloe Laurent, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Chloe!*
* *Who is going to conduct the Captain-nim’s examinations?!*
* *U, ugh. Stockfish, what’s wrong with you? You told me it was annoying to look after the Captain-nim......ugh! It’s okay. It’s really okay. It’s the Captain-nim. The Captain-nim can easily hire a voluptuous babe of a nurse......ugh! Okay, okay. I didn’t do all of this without thinking about it.*
* *Oh, really? Then what the hell were you thinking?*
* *The Captain-nim should realize something if all of the team members resign...... ugh! Joke, it was a joke! I'll go and beg the Captain-nim to take us back...... I'm sorry.*

### Chapter 237 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Wait......are you really the C, Captain-n......mph!*
* *Shh. It really is me so don't cause a scene.*

### Chapter 244 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Chloe Laurent, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Chloe. I can't see.*
* *?!*
* *Why the hell did you hug him?*
* *T... There was nothing to hold onto!*

### Chapter 245 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, Chloe Laurent, Lee Seol-Ah, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Whatever, you are my junior now.*
* *What?!*
* *Treat your sunbae well. You are in charge of getting me drinks.*
* *The hell you are.*
* *Yoooou might not know because you were the last to join us, but I'm actually the number 1 member of this tomb raiding team. That is why I am the sunbae to all of the team members. As for you, you're the laaaaaaast one to join. There’s a six month difference between the two of us. Got it?*
* *Wow, is he really acting like this for just six months? Hey! You're using just six months......!*
* *What’s wrong? Whether it is six months or a single day, a sunbae is a sunbae! Anyway, youngest. You should bring a drink to the eldest senior......*
* *What? You being number 1 is only until a few days ago.*
* *?!*
* *You’re currently jobless.*
* *..........?!*
* *If you come back, you’ll be Ilya’s hoobae.*
* *If you get rehired with the Vice Captain-nim, then maybe you'll be the youngest......*
* *Oh, you're currently jobless?*
* *Wait...*
* *You said it yourself, the person who got hired even one day before is the sunbae.*
* *T, that...*
* *You’re my errand boy once you are hired.*
* *Captain-nim, please fire that bastard.*
* *What the hell are you doing here?*
* *Please fire that bastard Ilya! You can hire him back after I am hired first. Please. I’ll do whaaaaaaaaaaatever you want me to do!*
* *Hoobae. Go get me a coffee from the vending machine. Ah! Right, you're not my hoobae. You haven’t even been hired.*
* *That bastard. Hey! I've submitted my application, okay?! I'm going to be hired soon!*
* *Ho, there are hundreds of applicants trying to join this tomb raiding team. One of them was the president’s daughter. Do you really think you can pass with your specs?*
* *Damn it, why the hell is this tomb raiding team so popular?!* *Ah, whatever! My specs aren’t lacking at all!*
* *Ho. Do you really think the specs are the issue? I heard that you, in your past life......Hey! Why did you rip that?!*
* *The Captain-nim told us to rip it up if you guys keep fighting.*
* *By the way, we are in charge of the interviews.*
* *Aigoo, Captain-nim, I'm sorry! We won't fight, I promise we won't fight!*
* *Please! We’ll be friendly to each other!*

### Chapter 246 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Ilya Volgof

* *Ah, I'm so damn jealous of that bastard Captain.*
* *I know, right?*
* *Hey. Should we steal the harem relic without him knowing about it?*
* *Get lost, you won’t be popular even if you use that. You retard.*
* *Hey! I am pretty popular too! What the hell?! I’m popular!*
* *You sure are good at bluffing.*

### Chapter 251 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Ilya Volgof

* *I never said I planned on doing that. Why would I make him do something so dangerous?*
* *Why? This makes no sense! Our Captain can be this generous?! He could actually think about other people's feelings?!*
* *This is favoritism! You wouldn’t even care if either of us died!*
* *Of course.*
* *Wow, shit, we were dragged by the collar as soon as we met him! He forced us to sign the slave contract!*
* *He beat me up from the moment I met him......*
* *You guys would have run away if I didn't do that.*
* *Ah, that is true. But can’t you still treat us like you treat Dan?!*
* *You guys and Dan are not the same.*
* *This is discrimination! I'm going to sue you for discrimination in the workplace!*
* *The others were good but the two of you were not.*
* *Captain-nim. That’s too much. I'm at least better than this guy......*
* *What? I'm better than you.*
* *Shut up. The two of you are the same.*

### Chapter 259 (Novel)

#### Daji, Irene Holton, Lee Seol-Ah, and Chloe Laurent

* *Human. Do you know which part of my body Seo Joo-Heon likes the most?*
* *Are you asking if I know what kind of skinship Mr. Ju-Heon likes? You damn relic of lust.*
* *Kyaaaa! No, I was wrong, stop, stoooooop! Kyaaaa!*
* *What? What did you say about the Captain-nim’s yang energy? You damn relic!*
* *Where the hell did such a treacherous thing roll in from?! I was being nice to it until now because it is the Captain-nim’s relic!*
* *Let go of me! You damn concubines! I am the true wife!*
* *Are you fucking crazy?!*

### Chapter 261 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, and Jin Chae Won

* *Professor, you're interested in our Captain-nim, aren’t you? Right?!*
* *What the fuck is this guy saying all of a sudden?!*
* *What does that have to do with you?*
* *She really is interested in him?!*

### Chapter 261 (Novel)

#### Jin Chae Won, Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, and Julien

* *Alright, let’s hurry.*
* *You’ll regret it if you go. This is not a normal picture.*
* *?*
* *This is a 19+ restricted adult picture of our Captain-nim!*
* *What? What kind of picture?*
* *Good, she bit the bait! You saw it right? It really is a 19+ restricted photo. It’s a nude photo of the captain-nim! He’s in his birthday suit!*
* *Why the hell does this bastard have that?!*
* *I've been saving this to treat the Captain-nim’s fans for a big occasion, but what should I do? Should I give it to you?*
* *Hey, do you really think a deal like that would work......?!*
* *Is that really Seo Joo-Heon?*
* *?!*
* *Yes, I'll give this to you if you work with me. Stop it, the picture will fall into the lake if you attack me! You know that this is not a regular lake!*
* *.......*
* *By the way, this is the original. There are no copies. You understand? The Captain-nim made me delete everything so this is a precious picture, the only one in the world!*

### Chapter 267 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Julian Miller, and Ilya Volgof

* *Why am I still the Monarch of Pushoverness?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I played a pivotal role so whyyy?!*
* *Why am I the Monarch of Pillage?! Why?!*
* *Monarch of Devils sounds a bit 8th grade syndrome-ish but I do like it.*
* *The Monarch of Devils my ass! Get lost! You should be the Monarch of Premature Ejaculation! You're just a baby chick!*
* *What? You damn Monarch of Pushoverness!*
* *Why…… Why am I the Monarch of Pillage……*

### Chapter 268 (Novel)

#### Irene Holton, Lee Seol-Ah, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Mr. Ju-Heon, I'm sorry!*
* *Captain-nim! I'm sorry! I promise to tell you later once your risk dies down!*
* *Irene. Seol-Ah. Now then, please take out your Heirlooms. Let me see what they look like.*
* *U, umm, Captain-nim, that......*
* *What's wrong? You don't want to do it?*
* *Ugh!*
* *No, these eyes are a scam!*

### Chapter 268 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Ilya Volgof

* *Who else but a loyal subordinate like me could stop him, huh?*
* *......Are you sure you didn't just interrupt him because you were jealous?*
* *Fuck, shut the hell up you Monarch of Premature Ejaculation!*

### Chapter 268 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Chloe Laurent

* *Chloe, what do you think? The Captain-nim’s relic risk seems to have become even more of a headache!*
* *I'm not sure. Isn’t it kind of cute?*
* *Shit, how the hell is it cute?! My goodness, at this rate he would be easily seduced if a beautiful woman showed up with relics all over her body!*

### Chapter 271 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Julian Miller

* *Hey, Julian. Isn’t it really annoying that she thinks she’s super pretty?*
* *W, what the hell are you talking about?*
* *I hate these bitches who don’t know their place. But her body is hot so she’s good enough.*
* *.......*
* *What? You want to take her instead?*
* *Hey, Seo Joo......*
* *What’s wrong? She seems like the type who’ll shake her ass and follow you if you pay her enough.*

### Chapter 271 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Kyaaaa! Is she crazy?! How dare she put her head on the Captain-nim’s chest! Does that bitch want to die?!*
* *My goodness, palm reading?! That’s something even my parents wouldn't have used as a pickup line.*
* *Her hand, her hand! Move that shitty hand right now!*
* *Where the hell does she think she is touching?!*
* *Umm......shouldn't we at least order some coffee? Aigoo, my poor life. Hey, the employee is viciously glaring at us right now. We should order......*
* *Shut the hell up!*
* *Please order me anything!*
* *......Uhh? Okay. Then three cups of coffee......But this place requires you to pay first......*
* *Kyaaaa! That bitch is moving her damn duck-like beak toward the Captain-nim...*
* *Where does she live?*

### Chapter 272 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, Elena Cotton, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Oh my, look who it is.*
* *A person I've only seen through the screen is here in person.*
* *?! Lee Seol-Ah and Irene Holton!*
* *Are you done discussing B. U. S. I. N. E. S. S. with our Captain-nim?*
* *Are you done chatting now?*
* *Done chatting my ass! These damn bitches are getting in my way! I never invited the two of you. Get out.*
* *Who cares about your invitation? Did you rent the entire place out? We just came here to drink coffee.*
* *Can we join you if it’s okay?*
* *What the? Why are you girls here? Why are you girls here? Didn’t you both say that you needed to sleep early tonight? You mentioned having to wake up early tomorrow.*
* *Ah, t, that...*
* *Oh, umm......We just came out to get some fresh air!*
* *Fresh air?*

### Chapter 275 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Yoo Jae-Ha, Julian Miller, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *So you were a damn zombie but you kept using me as a shield?*
* *Aaah! Baby chick! I am a zombie but I still feel pain! So......!*
* *Shut the hell up!*
* *Aaaaaaaaaak!*
* *Hahaha! What a great shield!*
* *Wake up, you punk! You're playing a pivotal role here!*
* *But this is not it! Make Dan work if you're going to do this! This is wrong, you should be ashamed, Dan should be doing this with me!*
* *Then you call him.*
* *Huh? Okay, you were the one who told me to do it! Do you think that I won’t call him?!*
* *Well, Dan will happily agree to do it but he'll end up dying.*
* *.......*
* *And Soo-A will cry if Dan dies.*
* *.......*
* *She’ll probably cry a lot.*
* *Fuck! My name is Yoo Jae-Ha and I have been promoted to shielder starting today! Go!*
* *Sure. I like that attitude.*
* *Aaaaaaaaaaah!*

### Chapter 275 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, Rope, and Elena Cotton

* *How dare you. And of all things, you aimed for his lips that even I barely managed to steal a kiss from?*
* *A kiss with Mr. Ju-Heon is extremely precious.*
* *I’ve never even been kissed! Never!*
* *The Captain-nim will be happy if we steal all those relics.*
* *W, what did you say? Kyaaaa!*
* *Ah, this piece of clothing is not coming off that easily. How do you take it off......*
* *Just rip it. It’s not like it’s a relic.*
* *Oh, perfect!*
* *Huh? What the hell? Some of the relics disappeared. Why are there some missing? I wanted to take them all to the Captain-nim.*
* *Ah whatever, let’s just take all of these!*
* *W, wait! Kyaaaa!*

### Chapter 276 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *You! What’s wrong with Nina’s chest size?! I'm going to sue you!*
* *Well, it's true that she’s flat-chested......*
* *It's big! Nina’s chest is big enough! You got that?!*
* *......Are you being serious?*
* *Okay, okay. Your sister has big boobs. Are you happy now? They’re great.*
* *You little punk. What do you mean they’re big?! Are you making fun of Nina right now?! Huh?!*
* *This bastard is getting angry regardless of how we play along with him.*
* *......Only I'm allowed to make fun of my sister.*

### Chapter 279 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Ilya Volgof

* *Our Joo-Won really is pretty. Captain-nim, please give me your twin sis......ugh!*
* *Tsk, you get rejected by Seol-Ah so you go for the Captain-nim’s sister now?*
* *W, what?*
* *What’s wrong? You confessed to Seol-Ah and she rejected you.*
* *Hey, that’s from the past life......That’s so long ago! We only care about the right now! That's a dark page in history! You deserve a dropkick for that!*
* *Well, whatever. Give up on the Captain-nim’s sister.Even that Maitreya was beaten to a pulp.*

### Chapter 280 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Seo Joo-Won

* *So little puppy, come over here.*
* *Waaaaaaaaaah! That son of a bitch! Fuck, that look-alike from yesterday was a thousand, no, a million times better!*
* *What did you just say?! You said that crazy look-alike is a million times better than me?!*
* *Of course! Is this how you treat your sister after seeing her for the first time in 17 years?! You son of a bitch!*
* *What? Son of a bitch! Hey, call me oppa!*
* *Oppa my ass! You were born just a few minutes earlier! Biologically, the first born is the younger one! Plus, we’re twins! Who knows if the hospital screwed up the records!*
* *Are you crazy? Do you really think a hospital would not be able to tell apart a boy and a girl?*
* *Waaaaaaah! Stop chasing me! You big dummy!*

### Chapter 281 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Won and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Kyaaaaaa! What the hell are you doing?! What the hell are you looking at?! Where do you think you're touching?! You pervert!*
* *Shut up, you fat pig. Who cares about a fat girl like you?!*

### Chapter 287 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Nina Miller

* *Aaaaaah! First Jack the Ripper and now Goebbels too! How come I only get these crazy girls chasing me?! Come on! All the pretty good girls go to the Captain! Why?! Fine, you want to kill me right?! I’ll just die!*
* *!*
* *But that woman is going to kill me at this rate. Then you will lose me.*
* *.......*
* *You know what I mean, right?*

### Chapter 287 (Novel)

#### Goebbels and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *W, what the hell is this?! What kind of space did this son of a bitch create?!*
* *Ah, I created this torture chamber for that bastard Ilya but who knew it would be used like this?*
* *His hand really is there!*

### Chapter 290 (Novel)

#### Irene Holton, Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Ilya Volgof

* *Mr. Ju-Heon?*
* *I'll just keep my stomach ache. That’ll be better.*
* *M, Mr. Ju-Heon?! But Mr. Ju-Heon, you still need to get the shot......*
* *No, I'll get better like this.*
* *Ahh...!*
* *Fucking bastard, I'm so jealous.*

### Chapter 290 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Yoo Jae-Ha, Julian Miller and Ilya Volgof

* *Fucking Chloe, she just took the Captain-nim and went inside. When are they going to come out? When are they going to come out? It’s already been 43 minutes!*
* *Woah, woah, don't worry, everything will be fi......ugh!*
* *I'm sure of it! She used treatment as an excuse because she wanted to be alone with the Captain-nim! She treats the rest of us all at once!*
* *The Captain always had special treatment. His tomb syndrome was worse than any of us and he didn’t want us seeing him being treated. It’s just a habit now.*
* *That damn captain monopolizing all of the female team members. I wish I could put my head in Irene's chest too...*
* *I know! I know that my boobs are small! But this is discrimination! He’s never put his face in my boobs!*

### Chapter 290 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Julian Miller

* *Vice Captain-nim.*
* *Hmm?*
* *Let’s go to a breast enlarging tomb next time.*
* *That…… umm… The next tomb has already been decided.*

### Chapter 290 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Uhh, uhh, it should be okay. Chloe said that she’s not interested in younger men.*
* *If you use the American system, aren’t they the same age?*
* *.............*
* *Huh? Hey, wait. I heard some moans inside......*
* *Chloe, what the hell is going on in theeeeeeeeeere?!*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon!*
* *Ahhhhhhhh!*
* *Mr. Ju-Heon!*
* *H, hold on! Eek! They really were getting it on?! What?!*

### Chapter 291 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Chloe Laurent

* *Chloe, you look really pretty today.*
* *Whining about not wanting the shot will not work.*
* *Tsk.*
* *Okay, hand over your butt.*

### Chapter 291 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Chloe Laurent, Seo Joo-Heon, and Irene Holton

* *So tell us, why were you wrestling with the Captain-nim?*
* *Ahem. The Captain ate a bad relic. The side effect risk activated.*
* *......Ugh, my head.*
* *Captain-nim! You get it now right?! You can’t eat dirty things ever again!*
* *What?*
* *Y, you should never eat those things! If you HAVE to eat it, please only do it when I am by your side......!*
* *No, do it when I’M by your side......!*
* *Why should he do it when you are next to him, Miss Seol-Ah?*
* *Then why should he do it when he's with you, Miss Irene?!*

### Chapter 291 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, and Rope

* *Miss Irene, I know that you and the Captain-nim were close when I wasn't here. But I was by Captain-nim's side in the past life! I'm the one who was next to the Captain-nim’s side for 10 years.*
* *Did you and Mr. Ju-Heon promise to have a future together?*
* *......E, excuse me?*
* *I will give up if the two of you were in that kind of relationship.*
* *......Umm, uhh that.*
* *Were you two dating?*
* *Uhh......umm.*
* *And even if you were dating, the past is the past and the present is the present. The situation is completely different.*
* *......!*
* *So Mr. Ju-Heon is mine.*
* *No! The Captain-nim is mine!*
* *No! No! He is mine!*
* *Oh is that so? Then let’s do it like this! We pick the same day and the same time! We both ask the Captain-nim for a date and the person he chooses to have a date with is the winner! The loser will give up on him!*
* *That sounds great!*

### Chapter 292 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Seo Joo-Won, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *It’s about time she showed up.*
* *Hey! Seo Joo-Heon! I'm going to kill you!*
* *See, I knew she would come.*
* *My picture! I'm going to kill you if you spread that picture!*
* *Picture?*
* *Why do you even have that picture?!*
* *What the hell? Captain-nim, what kind of picture is it?*

### Chapter 299 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, and Julian Miller

* *Wow, I'm really angry at this point. Having a harem of human women wasn’t enough that he even has a harem of relics? Such a pretty little girl was the Captain-nim’s relic?*
* *Fuck, why are the relics discriminating so much?! I just have shitty devils by my side!*
* *Everything I have is male! Damn it, why only the Captain-nim......!*
* *Yes, this is very weird.*
* *Good. Kongming, you’ve finally shown your true self. You never acted that way but I guess you are a man as well.*
* *That’s not what I'm talking about!*

### Chapter 305 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *W, what the hell......?*
* *Damn it, is peeking at the numerous women gathering around the Captain-nim really desiring them?! Huh?!*
* *Why?! I don’t need 1 billion dollars! I would stab him for 10 cents!*
* *D, damn it.*
* *I got you now.*

### Chapter 306 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Captain-nim! Me too! 1,100!*
* *Hey hey, snap out of it! A human can’t become a Heirloom!*
* *Shut the fuck up! I just need SS rank relics to marry the Captain-nim!*
* *.......Huh? Is that how this works?*

### Chapter 306 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *The Captain-nim’s picture came out too handsome! This is only going to increase the number of his fans! I'm certain that a woman was the one who chose this picture. It must be a woman!*
* *Let the others know about this. They’ll be very happy. Jae-Ha will like that his picture came out so well.*
* *T, this is a good picture? He would probably cry because of it.*

### Chapter 307 (Novel)

#### Mammon and Crow

* *You thought you couldn't succeed with this appearance so you tried to seduce Seo Joo-Heon by looking like a voluptuous babe?* *You damn exiled bird brain, who do you think you are trying to seduce?! You're the reason Prometheus put a bounty on my human’s head! Do you not know what that means?!* *Ah whatever! Hand over your qualifications as a Heirloom and get lost! Appear as a man if you really have to show up! I'm the one who is helpful to Seo Joo-Heon!*
* *Is that all you have to say?*
* *Don’t you think that you are looking down on me too much? How dare a damn clone try to eat me?!*

### Chapter 307 (Novel)

#### Xufu, Yoo Jae-Ha, Julian Miller, Im Hae Jin, Chloe Laurent, and Ilya Volgof

* *Aaaaaaaaaahhhh! What the heeeeeell?! Aigooooo, how did I end up on the wanted liiiiiiiiiiist?!*
* *Aaaaaaah! Who told them to put such a terrible picture of me?! I am more handsome than this!*
* *Pillaging? Piiiiiillagiiiiiing?! Meeeeeeee?!*
* *My goodness, it’d be terrible if Soo-A heard I'm wanted for murder.*
* *Illegal Medical Operations......? A quack?*
* *All of the women in the world are going to make fun of me with a picture like this!*
* *What kind of crime is thiiiiiiiis?! Why is my bounty the lowest?! How the fuck can my bounty be lower than a damn insect?!*
* *What the hell man?! What the hell? I'm worth that price! You damn human bastard!*

### Chapter 307 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller and Seo Joo-Heon

* *What did you say?! Nina went to Pandora?!*
* *She came back yesterday.*
* *Okay, sure. That’s all great. But why did you send her to Pandora?!*
* *Hmm? I didn’t send her.*
* *......! T, then did Nina go after seeing the bounty on her head?*
* *No, it was after she saw someone else's.*
* *Someone else? W, was it mine?*
* *No, not you. That bastard Jae-Ha.*
* *?! What? Who? WHY?! Why the hell would she... WHY?! Why Jae-Ha of all people?!*
* *She said that too many people would be aiming for Jae-Ha’s head if he has such a high bounty on him. So she said she was going to go get rid of the bounty?*
* *Aiya, Nina! You would ignore the bounty on your own brother's head for that?!*

### Chapter 309 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Who knows? You’ll probably restore him if he offered you a sexy babe.*
* *Huh? Hey. I'm not a retard. Do you really think I would sink so low for a wom...*
* *What if that babe is at Seol-Ah's level?*
* *......I, I would d, definitely think about it...?*
* *And if she's at Irene's level?*
* *Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Fuck...thank you very much God almight......ugh!*
* *Hey! Do you want to die? Why the hell am I just a ‘think about it’ while Irene was an ‘okay’ right away?! Huh?! What am I lacking in comparison to Irene?!*

### Chapter 312 (Novel)

#### Kwon Tae-Joon and Kwon Hyuk Soo

* *What the hell happened?! Where is my body?!*
* *Ah, hyung-nim, I'm really sorry.*
* *What?! What the hell happened with even you over there?! Where is my body?!*
* *No, you see... Apparently he sent your body to outer space! What can I do about that? Haha. Even I can’t go to space to get it. I hope you understand.*
* *Outer space my ass. You better not have any weird intentions. The Achilles’s Heel......*
* *Aigoo, hyung-nim. I don’t care about something like that at all. Do you really not trust your dongsaeng at all? You know how much I care about you, hyung-nim. I wouldn't get upset over something so trivial.*
* *.............*
* *Well, don't worry. I'll do what I can to make sure you don’t die, hyung-nim.*

### Chapter 313 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *What the hell are the two of them doing in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeere?!*
* *Aaah! Seol-Ah! Calm down, caaaaalm down! I, I can't even joke about hearing moans in there this time.*

### Chapter 314 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, Rope, Nero

* *Think about who you are seeing today. You might end up dying. Anyway, keep it a secret from Seol-Ah and Irene and...*
* *Okay, I got i...Aaah!*
* *Captain-nim, you had an appointment today?*
* *Oops. How is it raining indoors? What kind of relic's risk is that? Uhh...guys?*
* *Captain-nim. You have an appointment today? Captain-nim......! You always spent Christmas with me......!*
* *You always spent it together with me! Together with me!*
* *Why do you look like lost puppies? And what the fuck are you doing over there Nero?*
* *This is a betrayal against this Emperor.*
* *Are you really going on a date today?*
* *!*
* *Captain-nim, I know that you don’t see me as a woman! I know that! But...*
* *That’s right! Not her! Not her!*
* *Seol-Ah is no joke.*

### Chapter 314 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah and Seo Joo-Heon

* *You're not going to work with relics anymore?*
* *I'm not.*
* *Then sleep with me. We're not teammates anymore if you're not going to work with relics.*

### Chapter 315 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Hey! W, what the hell did you do?! Why is the Captain-nim unconscious?!*
* *Shh!*
* *What the hell? Why is he not getting up?! Didn't this guy have monster-like Tolerance that made him immune to even SS rank relics?!*
* *Shh!*
* *This son of a bitch just doesn’t want to wake up huh?! Aigoo, I guess we have no choice. I will call Zhen Cai Yuan and cancel...*
* *Hold on!*
* *Hey Jae-Ha...*
* *No.*
* *Jae-Ha!*
* *I won’t do it!*
* *I didn't say that I would make you do it! What do you take me for?!*
* *!*
* *Today is the only chance. I'm not trying to make you do anything. Please don’t wake the Captain-nim up and don't inform the others. Can I at least ask you to do that?*
* *......You just didn't want to see the Captain-nim going on a date with Zhen Cai Yuan...ugh!*

### Chapter 315 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Lee Seol-Ah

* *But was there a need to use a relic to put the Captain-nim to sleep?*
* *No, I wasn’t planning on using relics either......! Umm, the Captain-nim wouldn't get tired!*
* *Cough, cough! What the hell were the two of you...?!*

### Chapter 315 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller and Lee Seol-Ah

* *We need to go bring Joo-Heon...!*
* *T, that bitch is rubbing her face on the Captain-nim? Her fucking face?!*
* *Wait, Seol-Ah. Calm down. That’s not Joo-Heon!*

### Chapter 316 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Jin Chae Won, Julian Miller, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *I don’t mind if we start our date now.*
* *No. I don't need a date.*
* *Didn’t her face just light up when he said they could start their date? I guess her pride really was hurt. She went on a date with Jae-Ha after all.*
* *What's wrong with me? Why are you talking so much crap about me?! I'm actually quite popular if I go elsewhere...?!*
* *I don’t need to go on a date with you?*
* *That’s right. Let’s do something even better.*

### Chapter 317 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Lee Seol-Ah, and Rope

* *Fuck, why is the Captain-nim so popular even in a situation like this?!*
* *Damn it! Get the hell away from the Captain-nim! Hey!*
* *Get away! Get away!*

### Chapter 318 (Novel)

#### Jin Chae Won, Seo Joo-Heon, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *I kept my promise. You have to keep your word.*
* *Okay, okay. I'm your boyfriend starting today.*
* *How could my Captain-nim do this to me?*
* *You’re mine now. Hey Ju-Heon, then we should......*
* *Let’s break up.*
* *?!*

### Chapter 319 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Irene Holton

* *Irene, why are you in this tomb?*
* *Excuse me? It’s obviously because I was in the theatre as well...*
* *The theatre? George told me that you would be in the cathedral all day today and tomorrow for Christmas......*
* *A, ah. No, you see, that......! I, I came out for a moment to have dinner with my family!*
* *......In the middle of service?*
* *I, it’s break time!*
* *......Cathedrals have breaks too?*
* *A, anyway! Mr. Ju-Heon! Aren’t the others in a trap? We need to hurry...!*

### Chapter 322 (Novel)

#### Mammon, Seo Joo-Heon, Rope, Crow, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *How, how......how is this possible? How could I be the only one who is not a Heirloom?! That was just that punky rope working hard to become a Heirloom! Humaaaaaan! Take me as your Heirloom toooooooooo!*
* *I don’t want to.*
* *How come two is okay but three is not?! You stupid master!*
* *I don’t want to. It's tiring enough with two.*
* *Waaaaaah, I had my partner stoleeeeeeen! Who does he think is the one that turned him into the greatest Tomb Raider in the past?!*
* *Where do you think you’re taking him?! Where?!*
* *Get lost, former partner.*
* *Can a human become a Heirloom? I would stick to him just as well.*
* *You damn playboy! Are you ghosting me because you got new women?! Huh?!*

### Chapter 323 (Novel)

#### Zeus, Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, Julian Miller, Guan Yu, and Chloe Laurent

* *Huff huff, you really should listen, you stupid bastard.*
* *?*
* *C, Captain-ni......kyaa! H, hold on!*
* *Hey! Seo Joo-Heon! What the hell are you doing?! Why the hell are you doing THAT all of a sudden?!*
* *Aigoooooooo, I'm going to be squished to death you bastard!*
* *That is?!*
* *W, when did that hide in there?*
* *My goodness, you truly are that bastard's subordinate to hide in such a place. You truly are the subordinate of that scum who chases after women’s asses!*
* *What the hell? You’re the same, you bastard.*
* *Ugh!*
* *My goodness!*
* *W, what the? Who are these guys?*
* *I'm not sure but what I can tell is that these bastards are also clones.*

### Chapter 331 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Julian Miller, Ilya Volgof, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Captain-nim! Captain-nim! Captain-nim!*
* *Calm down!*
* *But that fog!*
* *Captain, did you just commit suicide? Did you lose your mind in this prison? There's no way you could have thought this was committing the sin of sloth, right?*
* *Ah, let go of me! The Captain-nim probably didn’t even take a Phoenix Feather with him!*

### Chapter 337 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *I won’t, you little punk. You're such a wuss.*
* *Hey, I'm not joking right now! You already have a lot of shit that makes it extremely annoying to represent you!*
* *Okay, okay. By the way... Isn’t it too much for four people to squeeze into a 2-seater?*
* *What?*
* *Excuse me?*
* *Everybody get off except Seol-Ah.*
* *What?!*
* *Especially you, Kongming. Who the hell gave you permission to sit next to me? Do you want to die? My first time in a super car is with a damn dude in the passenger seat.*

### Chapter 340 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, Julian Miller, Chloe Laurent, Lee Seol-Ah, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Yes yes, our Captain-nim must be so happy that his former team member is still alive. Why don’t you quickly drag him out of there and restore his memories so that he can be your right hand or something.*
* *I'm very happy to get a shitty new team member.*
* *What’s up with them?*
* *Please just ignore them. They’re just upset that the Captain-nim said he would add someone they don’t know to the team.*
* *Hey. I'm not upset. I thought that I was the Captain-nim’s right-hand man this whole time but I just learned that some other bastard already had that position. I...I'm just shocked.*
* *Ah, I just think that anybody using Christian relics is shitty. I think we should set them all on fire. Whatever, let him come! And so what if he has an Archangel relic? I'll send them all to the fiery depths of hell!*
* *Ah.*
* *You said that John was a Christian relic user right?*
* *Yes, he even used an Archangel relic. An Archangel is pretty much the final boss.*
* *Anyway, Captain-nim. Just ignore these idiots...*
* *Hoho, Miss Lee Seol-Ah. Are you sure you are okay with that? I heard that John might be a woman. Apparently she was hip to hip with the Captain-nim.*
* *You guys seem to have the wrong idea about something. I'm not looking for John to add him to our team. I'm going to kill him.*
* *E, excuse me?*

### Chapter 342 (Novel)

#### Michelle Allenby, Seo Joo-Heon, and Liam Allenby

* *I, I don’t kn...kyaaa!*
* *Should I break another one?*
* *I, it’s my mom! My mother!*
* *Then this is your father?*
* *Bring me some water NOW. Why the hell aren’t you bringing me my food?! Hurry up and take off your clothes and come serve the kids.*

### Chapter 345 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, Ilya Volgof, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *But I will start here.*
* *Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?!*
* *!*
* *I thought these shitheads said they were just going to go in to quietly take care of the stepsister!*
* *Oh, you're here?*
* *Looks like the Vice Captain and Seol-Ah are here.*
* *What kind of bullshit did you pull this time?! And Ilya! You should have thought about dragging the Captain out right away! Why are you working with him to break things in here?! Huh?! Do you want your pictures side by side on the front page of the newspaper?!*
* *It’s fun. I really should follow the Captain around instead of you more often.*
* *Ow!*
* *The two of them work well together in these situations.*
* *It’s because both of them are extremely wicked bastards! Ah, whatever! Let’s go out before it gets dangerous!*
* *You just take this and head out first.*
* *This...hey! When the hell did you take this?!*

### Chapter 349 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Irene Holton

* *Speak human words, human words. Nom nom.*
* *Hey, stop stuffing your face! This is not your food! You damn Captain bastard!*
* *But it's delicious. This is okay for me to eat. Leviathan is an amazing delicacy of a relic.*
* *Be honest. You just wanted to eat Leviathan meat, didn’t you? That whole, ‘I got it because it is an adversary to Samuel's relic’ was bullshit, wasn’t it? Wait a minute, isn't this guy friends with Mammon? Couldn’t you have just used Mammon to convince it to join our side? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS?!*
* *Aww, come on. It was just killing two birds with one stone.*
* *Ack! Stop eating it! Stop it! I can’t restore it if you keep eating it! Are you going to shove your face until you get another stomachache?!*
* *What do I do? Mr. Ju-Heon looks so cute!*

### Chapter 350 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Julian Miller

* *So you guys... This is the courtroom, girlfriend’s grave, the gym, and your workroom? My kids have gotten better at lying I guess?*
* *Actually, my client this time is based in Europe. The trial will take place in a different country so I had no choice but to come here to take a plane......*
* *Bullshit. You haven't even gotten your law licenses abroad yet.*
* *Ugh...*

### Chapter 353 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Hey, did you find it? I heard it from the Captain-nim! He said it was there! What does it look like? What can it do?!*
* *I don’t know, you little punk. I need to find out now.*
* *Ohhhh, is the Captain-nim going to get another jackpot of a relic?! You should ask for a giant bonus for doing a good job!*
* *Get lost. Finders keepers.*
* *What?*
* *Oho, what could you ever mean by that?*
* *What do I mean? The Captain always takes the good shit for himself. Shouldn’t I get at least one of......*
* *Hmm.*

### Chapter 360 (Novel)

#### Eve Rockefeller and Ali

* *Ah, whatever. What am I in this time? I can't see anything. Am I in a book?*
* *You wish you were in a book. You’re in cat shit, poop.*
* *?! Why?! Why is there poop in a library?! Kyaaaa! Who allowed a cat into this library?!*
* *It is quite normal in Islam.*

### Chapter 375 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Seo Joo-Heon, and Irene Holton

* *Hey! No matter how pretty the Monarch of Destitution is, damn it, I'm so jea……no! You’re really going to get fucked up! This is not a joke!*
* *It's fine so just activate your ability.*
* *Doing this will put you in dan...mmph! He smells good...*

### Chapter 379 (Novel)

#### Irene Holton, Seo Joo-Heon, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *Mr. Ju-Heon!*
* *!*
* *You really are Mr. Ju-Heon, right?! Mr. Ju-Heon, I missed you! …Mr. Ju-Heon, I was worried ab…ahhh! Wait, Mr. Ju-Heon! Ahhh….!*
* *Yes, this is it.*
* *W, wait, Mr. Ju-Heon…!*
* *Okay… These and these are the same as well.*
* *Aaah! Ahh wait, not there!*
* *What the hell? Not that much time has passed.*
* *E, excuse me?*
* *Damn it, go die you damn Captain! Wow, we were worried because the apocalypse relics threw you out but how can you do that as soon as you wake back up… I'm so… jealous… I mean, do you even know what is going on right now?! Huh?! You unscrupulous bastard!*

### Chapter 384 (Novel)

#### Mammon, Seo Joo-Heon, and Julian Miller

* *Soooob, waaaaaah, human, it really is our humaaaaaan!*
* *Hey. Your Captain returns after such a long time and you can't even treat him to steak? Huh? You petty bastards.*
* *Hmph, why the hell would we buy you steak? You disappeared without saying anything for six months. You could have at least contacted us!*
* *I was testing you guys to see how much you were capable of doing without me around. You barely passed.*
* *What the hell did you just say?!*

### Chapter 385 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Norus

* *You are free now. Why the hell are you not getting lost?*
* *Thank you.*
* *!*
* *I waited for you to tell you that.*
* *Get lost. I just did it because the damn Crow was crying its ass off and loudly cawing at my ear to let its former master ascend to heaven.*
* *I never cried.*
* *Shut the hell up. It’s fine since I was able to create new relics in Chaos thanks to you. That damn throne bastard was extremely arrogant too.*
* *No, thank you. Really, thank you very much.*
* *Whatever. I'm leaving.*

### Chapter 386 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Julian Miller

* *Where am I? In a tomb, why?*
* *Ah, I see, a tomb……what?! Did you forget what day it is?! The leaders of the world are gathered here…!*
* *What? Why the fuck would I care about that?*
* *Why would you care?! You're going to get yourself in big trouble…*
* *What? Most of them are my drinking buddies. Some of them are my lackeys. Ah, I do plan on killing some of those bastards too.*
* *What?! What are you saying about the leaders of different countries…?!*

## Side Story Honorable Mentions

### Chapter 387 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Seol-Ah, go out with me.*
* *......What did you just say?*
* *What's wrong? I'm being serious. I can treat you better than the Captain treats you. Let's be honest. What has that son of a bitch of a Captain even done for you? So go out with me......*
* *Do you think that I am crazy? Honestly, other people might be able to say that but you cannot say that to me.*
* *Huh? N, no, wait......ugh!*

### Chapter 387 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Ilya Volgof

* *Aigoo, I was wrong. Father...I have sinned. Please forgive me for my sins!*
* *You crazy bastard. What the hell are you doing?*
* *Can't you tell?! I'm confessing my sins!*
* *Did he go crazy? I haven't been a priest in a long time.*
* *Aigoo! Please don’t be this waaaay! Can you just sprinkle some holy water on me or something? I thought you were some kind of Exorcist. Can you please do something about her? Hmm? I won’t call you Great Sage or Lord Eunuch anymore! Ugh!*
* *Who the hell are you calling a eunuch?!*

### Chapter 387 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, Lee Seol-Ah, and Nina Miller

* *Hurry up and call the police! Here’s a terrorist using chemical weapons!*
* *Don’t you remember how she saved you from Goebbels during your private exhibition? Are you sure she’s not interested in you?*
* *Are you crazy? A beauty like that being interested in me? She just got rid of Goebbels because she didn't want someone else to kill me! She will only be satisfied if she kills me with her own hands!*
* *......*
* *Anyway, she's acting like this because I used her as a model for my art.*
* *What? You used her as a model?*
* *Yeah! Why can’t I?! She’s beautiful as a model! I even told her about it! She must have been tired before that as she was calm for a while. But she started aiming for me more frequently since seeing the painting and terrorized the women around me! Fuck, is this some kind of revenge? Does she not want to see me happy? She should have told me if she didn’t like it!*
* *How grotesque must he have drawn her? What kind of painting did you draw? Did you draw her as a homicidal maniac?*
* *Damn it, it's that one over there!*
* *This is me?*
* *Yes. You are really pretty. You are so pretty that someone could fall in love with you at first glance.*
* *You drew this for her...*
* *And said that this was how Nina looked in your eyes?*
* *Yeah. What’s wrong? I can’t do that?*
* *......You're definitely in the wrong.*
* *Definitely.*
* *......Don’t you think that you basically confessed your love to her?*
* *You even said that you fell for her at first glance?*
* *W, what? Hey! I meant that I fell for her as an artist! Let's be honest! Nina’s proportions are no joke! There’s a reason she used to be a model in the past! She’s the ideal model of my dreams! Proportions are perfect! Muscle tone is perfect! Everything is perfect! Damn, I would have asked her for her body if she wasn’t Jack the Ripper…*
* *......Anyway, you were in the wrong.*
* *What? What?!*
* *Good luck.*
* *What?!*
* *!*
* *Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Waaaaaaaaaah! She's trying to be a human trafficker now! No! My organs are importaaaaaaant!*

### Chapter 388 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Rope, and Mammon

* *Man, I know that even guys think that the Captain looks cool but this is just disgusting. Come on, you don’t have any photos of Irene or anything?*
* *I had some, I had some, but......!*
* *Who do you think you are sticking so close to? Who gave you permission? He wouldn't get himself a girl no matter how many times I told him to do it in the past! What, there’s more?! It's a different girl this tiiiiiiiiiime! They're even kissing?!*

### Chapter 388 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Wow, jackpot. The Captain-nim was really like that at first? Then why the hell did you fall for him? Oh, I get it. You were a masoch...ugh!*
* *Well, there was a reason he acted that way.*

### Chapter 389 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Julian Miller, Lee Seol-Ah, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Wow, then the tomb raiding team might not have even been created if that had not happened? He had no intentions of choosing team members...!*
* *So that’s when you started having a crush on him?*
* *Vice Captain-nim!*
* *What the hell? Since when had he been listening?*
* *Plus, you said his former team members? There's no way that the Captain rejected you for such a pure and kind-hearted reason. He’s a terrible bastard.*
* *Excuse me?*
* *Man, stop being so jealous of the Captain-nim. Why are you such a....*
* *Hey Monarch of Fraud. Should you really be speaking so casually to me right now?*
* *U, umm, hyung-nim...you see...*
* *Shut the hell up! Why the hell am I your hyung-nim?!*
* *Well, there are more reasons I fell for him.*
* *What the hell? What are you guys talking about?*
* *That was completely unexpected. I never expected that you would have not accepted Seol-Ah as a subordinate because you didn’t want to lose people again.*
* *Ah, back then? That was a part of the reason, but I did reject Seol-Ah because she was the first one.*
* *?! C, Captain-nim, what do you mean...?!*
* *Well, no need to talk about that. Let’s go eat. I’m hungry.*
* *Your hunger isn’t the problem right now! What are you talking about? Please tell meeeeeeee!*

### Chapter 390 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Nina Miller

* *Fuck, where the hell did that son of a bitch go?*
* *Ahhhhhh!*
* *Over there!*
* *Ahhhhhhhhh! I'm dying! I'm dyyyyyyying!*
* *! Nina! Nina, move! I need to chat with that son of a bitch!*
* *Bro, don’t harm this person anymore! I care about him a lot!*
* *What the hell did you just say? You care about him a lot?! Are you telling me that he’s your husband?! Is that it?*
* *Wait, excuse me. Mr. Julian...That’s not what she said. Please don’t filter it as you please.*
* *Holy shit...how could Nina do this? Why the hell did she have to pick a stupid bastard like this?! Hey Nina? You might not know this because you haven’t known that son of a...no, this friend of mine for that long, but...Listen carefully. Your brother has known this guy for a very long time, so I know...!*
* *There is nothing to listen to.*
* *Eek! H, hold on! H, hold on! Nina! This is not right! Aaah! Ow! They do mean it when they say that you raise a daughter for nothing! Her man is more important than her brother?!*

### Chapter 391 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *So just leave the pushover alone. You damn siscon.*
* *Ho...hey! Would you be able to say that if Joo-Won said she was going to marry Jae-Ha?!*
* *! No, that would actually make me very angry.*
* *Right? Now you understand how I feel?!*
* *Why?! I'm a good catch!*
* *Captain, listen carefully. He won’t restore relics properly if he starts dating.*
* *?!*
* *People generally stop paying attention to other things and lose focus when they start dating. Forget restoring relics, he’ll probably try to go on dates whenever he could.*
* *W, what the hell is that bastard saying right now?! I can’t let this go on. I need to hurry up and stop that bastard...! ?!*
* *We are starting the hunt for the pushover bastard.*
* *?!*
* *Get your ass out here, you bastard. Office romance is banned.*
* *What the hell did he just say?!*

### Chapter 392 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Molly Laurence, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Hey, hey! Are you guys really going to act like this?!*
* *Ahhhhhh!*
* *I'm going to try to seduce your fiancée for real today. Be prepared.*
* *W, what did you say? Hey!*
* *It's a bet. If your fiancée does not fall for my seduction, I will buy you the newest refrigerator for your newly wed home!*
* *H, hold on! A fridge sounds nice, but......you! You prepared way too much for this! Eek! Stop being nice unlike your usual self. You damn bastard!*
* *Julian-nim, I am not qualified to marry you after falling for another man.*

### Chapter 393 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Lee Seol-Ah, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *This punk will blow up a country without thinking twice about it. He might even destroy the entire world. Hey Seol-Ah, no daughters, okay. No daughters.*
* *E, excuse me?*
* *No daughters for world peace.*
* *???*
* *The engagement ring. No daughters. We want world peace.*
* *He’s right. I'm still in the reserves. They’ll drag me off!*

### Chapter 393 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Deonid Ivanov, and Seo Joo-Won

* *Okay...I'm a Harvard student starting September now. Are we done here?*
* *I, is this guy crazy?! Do you think this makes any sense...?!*
* *Why not? Using donations to secure a place is one of the many acceptable admittance methods in the US.*
* *It may be easy to get in but it is extremely hard to graduate from here...Who cares if he is really smart. This guy will drop out in a month saying that it’s too annoying.*
* *Alright, this bastard does not meet the requirements now. So, time to get rid of him.*
* *You dumbass! Stop it! No! He’s not my boyfriiiiiiiiiend!*

### Chapter 393 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Seo Joo-Won

* *Ex-girlfriend my ass. My sister is a uselessly nice pushover. Aigoo, you'll never be able to date in your life. That is why your big bro went out of his way to do this for you.*
* *What?*
* *This is the list of people you can choose from for an arranged marriage.*
* *?!*
* *Feel free to pick any of them.*
* *Are you joking? These are all relics!*
* *What's wrong? You have a problem with it?*
* *Isn't that obvious?! Are you planning on turning me into a nun? Anyway, you need to get married, oppa. Then I could treat my sister-in-law the same way you would treat my future husband. But there’s no way you'll get married. How disapp......*
* *I am.*
* *What?*
* *I’m going to get married.*
* *Who is it? Who are you marrying?! Who the hell were you going to marry without even telling me about it...no, before that, absolutely not. No matter who it is, absolutely not!*
* *Ho, why not? Are you trying to get revenge? It won’t work. It’s someone you can’t say anything bad about.*
* *No, I am against this marriage no matter who it is!!!*
* *Look at this kid suddenly trying to act like a terrible sister-in-law. Why the hell are you against it?!*
* *R, requirements! Yes, they should have at least my level of Affinity!*
* *What??*
* *No! Their Affinity should be higher than mine!*
* *Hey, are you really going to be like this? Who the hell in this world has higher Affinity than you?! Are you planning on turning me into a monk?*
* *What?! You have an issue with this?! If I can't get married then neither can you!*
* *What the hell did you just say?!*

### Chapter 394 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Lee Seol-Ah, Irene Holton, Julian Miller, and Im Hae Jin

* *U, umm Seol-Ah? Are you okay? Damn, congrats! You’re finally marrying the Captain-nim!*
* *Hmm? What are you talking about?*
* *......Huh? This isn't you?*
* *T, the Captain-nim is getting married...*
* *A, are you okay? Huh? Huh? Do you want some more soda? Or maybe you want to get drunk? Waiter! Please give me all of your most expensive drinks!*
* *I, I was planning on being happy and congratulating the Captain-nim when he got married...but...But he still could have said something to us first...! I accept that Irene is a great match for him! She’s a nice giiiiiiirl!*
* *It’s not me either...!*
* *I, it’s not? He hasn’t said anything? He hasn’t proposed?*
* *Nothing. It’s not me. But the articles just keep coming...!*
* *That’s weird, Irene is the only possible option if it isn’t Seol-Ah. I thought the Captain-nim already proposed. He said that the woman knows about the wedding......*
* *What the hell is that son of a bitch doing?!*
* *Is it really a relic?!*

### Chapter 395 (Novel)

#### Chloe Laurent, Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, Im Hae Jin, Julian Miller, George Holton, Lee Seol-Ah, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Now that you mention it, I remember hearing some rumors about how Princess Diana has been showing signs of pregnancy lately.*
* *W, what? Signs of pregnancy?*
* *N, no way...It's a shotgun wedding?!*
* *Is that why he is suddenly rushing the wedding?!*
* *W, what the hell did you do, you bastard...?!*
* *It’s something to congratulate! You don’t know how relieved I am. I thought he was going to tell me he was marrying Irene, hahaha. He is our benefactor but still...I'm going to hold onto my sister for my whole life. I'm glad they broke up before Irene got even closer to that bastard.*
* *They’ve already gotten as close as possible, you big dummy.*
* *But there is no way that the Captain made such a big accident.*
* *Premarital sex...With a royal princess?!*
* *Hey Seol-Ah, are you okay?*
* *......*
* *Hey, you son of a bitch! What the hell do you need me to take care of now, you damn troublemaker?!*
* *There are some weird articles coming out right now.*
* *Ah, the articles about you getting married to a Hollywood actress?*
* *Oh, this will be much faster since you know about it already. Yeah. Why the hell would I be marrying an actress? You know this is wrong, right?*
* *I know. No way he does that when he has Irene. Okay. I'll take care of the articles so don't go around causing any more trouble…*
* *Fake articles like this are not good for prenatal health.*
* *......?! P, prenatal health? H, hold on. What the hell did you just say?*
* *The baby momma will be shocked. Are you going to take responsibility if the relationship between a couple who haven't even married yet turns terrible because of something like this? It’s your fault if she breaks off the engagement. Anyway, have them take down all of the photos and sue them all for libel.*
* *W, what is it Vice Captain?*
* *Umm......hey guys. I'm asking just in case, but are either Irene or Seol-Ah pregnant?*
* *No way. The Captain is very thorough about things like that.*
* *But who knows what would happen if the woman was extremely pushy and threw herself on him...?*
* *...Congratulations. It looks like you will be having a member of the royal family as your sister-in-law.*
* *?!*
* *I guess we better give some huge wedding gifts......*
* *W, what?!*

### Chapter 396 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Chloe Laurent

* *Fuck, I have a lot to gain if all of you go to war against each other, but why the hell are you all so desperate to take me?!*
* *What the hell did you excavate, Captain-nim? It feels like you evacuated the greatest weapon that humanity has ever seen before.*
* *Why? How?! All I did was to evacuate a ring. Where the fuck did they get hair loss healing from?! Why the hell did my ring turn into that?!*
* *Why else? Captain-nim, you're famous for being bald.*
* *What?*
* *They say that you are a thieving bastard who likes free things. They claim that your luscious hair is all just wigs.*
* *These punks. Absolutely not! This is 100 percent my hair! My son is extremely lively as well! It is rock hard without the help of any relic! I'm going to sue all of these bastards.*
* *Yes, yes, your son is so lively that your wife definitely has nothing to cry about.*
* *I do need to find it by today, but I should be able to get it really easily. I can’t really get Seol-Ah's help for this. Why the hell did the stupid ring multiply so much?! Did it suddenly breed or something?! Is it a damn cockroach?! Who the hell is responsible for this?!*

### Chapter 397 (Novel)

#### Rope, June, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *F, failed to seduce the Pushover bastard! Send reinforcements!*
* *Get him! Get him!*
* *W, what?! So, y, you want me to make copies of the ring?*
* *That’s right. Jae-Ha hyung… This is your chance to make a shit ton of money. There are Ring Expedition Teams being created right now. Your talented fakes could make you a ton of money. Hyung, this is a total jackpot of an opportunity!*
* *......Hey, hey! I know what you are thinking, but no. The Captain-nim will get angry!*
* *No, he will praise you for creating a creative economy. Furthermore, the Captain-nim will easily see through the fakes.*

### Chapter 397 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Damn it, you should have at least limited how many copies you made!*
* *51,873,033,873,000,089… Shit, these multiplied again! How the hell are we going to go through each and every one of them?! Finding the original is a problem but the copies are a problem as well. I should just kill them all. I have no choice anymore.*
* *What?! Are you really planning on marrying that many people?!*
* *Are you fucking crazy?!*

### Chapter 398 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Seo Joo-Heon, June, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Rope

* *Do you want to get obese and sleep for a whole month again?!*
* *Okay, okay. It was actually nice to get to sleep so long...*
* *Hey!*
* *Tsk. Come, Chaos!*
* *Good, if I use this opportunity to swallow all human women...!*
* *?!*
* *Great! Our king will have no choice but to choose a relic if all human women disappear...!*
* *Summoning canceled.*
* *?!*
* *You cannot get anywhere near me for 10 years.*
* *N, no, wait! Your majesty! I'm sorry...!*
* *How dare you think about getting rid of all women and leaving only men in this world. That’s so terrible to think about.*
* *B, but still, how can he ban me for 10 years......*
* *You should feel relieved that you weren't exiled for good.*
* *He might not recognize you if you look like a woman! He might not!*

### Chapter 398 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Chloe Laurent, and Byeon Kang-Soe

* *What did you just say?*
* *All of the copies are gone and there is a first place winner.*
* *Who did you say that the winner was? Well...I was considering Daji, or Daji. Pass on Mammon or Crow. I see them every day anyway. This thing really got first place?*
* *Apparently so.*
* *Huff huff! Sire! I was in first place. I was in first place!*
* *Fucking hell! No, this is a dream. This is not real!*
* *Huff huff! Sire! It is real! I am your partner relic! Hooray!*
* *Are you crazy? How the hell did Byeon Kang-Soe get first place?! Those rings might have been copies but those are rings of a Major God! How the hell could this bastard destroy them?! Fuck, Mammon, what the hell were you doing as a SS rank relic?! What the hell was the damn Crow doing?! How the hell can you call yourself an Evil God relic?!*

### Chapter 398 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Irene Holton, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *You idiots. Why did you two step in?*
* *I'm sorry! It’s just......!*
* *We’re sorry that we got in your way, Captain-nim...*
* *We should be happy that you are getting married, Mr. Ju-Heon...*
* *No, that’s not what I'm talking about. I'm asking why the owner of the ring was doing that. This was my problem to take care of.*
* *E, excuse me?*
* *I was planning on proposing properly, but I guess I have no choice.*
* *......E, excuse me?*
* *I'm sorry I stressed you out like this. I should have told you earlier.*
* *......*
* *Where are you going?*
* *?*
* *I never said that there was only one ring.*
* *?!*
* *Will both of you marry me?*
* *......?!*

### Chapter 399 (Novel)

#### Irene Holton, Lee Seol-Ah, Yoo Jae-Ha, Seo Joo-Heon, and Rope

* *S, so you are proposing to both of us...?*
* *Yes. To both of you.*
* *Ah...! You're going to marry the one who survives?*
* *I see!*
* *Aaah! The Palace will be destroyed! It’s going to be destroyed again! Stoooooooooop!*
* *Hey, who told you two to film Battle Royale? I want both of you to marry me like I said.*
* *W, wait, Mr. Ju-Heon...!*
* *Captain-nim! T, that......*
* *No!*
* *Please pick just one of us!*
* *I can’t accept this proposal if it is not for just one of us!*
* *That’s right!*
* *Okay then.*
* *W, who said I didn't like it?!*
* *No, I don’t not like it! I like it!*
* *Why? I thought you didn't want it. Give it back to me.*
* *Give it to me if you are not going to marry him! Give it to me!*
* *N, nooooo!*
* *N, not this! I will never give this up!*

### Chapter 399 (Novel)

#### George Holton, Mr Holton, and Mrs Holton

* *Arrest the Majesty immediatelyyyyyyyyy! I am against this wedding! His crime is theft! I got in his way so much but he still took my sister away? And what? He wasn't satisfied with that?! He has one more wife?! Fuck, Irene might not even be the first wife?!*
* *George! You’re being too loud!*
* *We can't eat because of your squealing!*
* *Father, mother! How can you be so calm after hearing this news?!*
* *What's wrong? Why shouldn't we be calm?*
* *Irene is going to get married!*
* *What's the fuss? The Majesty came to discuss it a month ago. Did you forget that you were there?*
* *N, no, at that time...!*
* *Why did you spread some weird rumors about how he is going to marry the British princess when he told us?*
* *W, wait!*
* *Are you denying reality or do you already have dementia?*
* *Father, mother! Okay fine! Let’s say that I am okay with the marriage! But he is taking another wife in addition to Irene! How does that make any sense?!*
* *Well, I would be lying if I said that I had nothing to say, but what can we do?*
* *Excuse me?!*
* *Apparently it is the Majesty's risk. Did he call them the Majesty’s Guardians?*
* *Our benefactor is a trustworthy man and he is already very close to Irene, so I am happy as long as Irene is the first wife.*
* *We need to prepare some delicious food for our benefactor…no, our son-in-law. What should we prepare?*
* *We need to prepare some gifts as well!*
* *Holy shit, fatheeeeeer! Motheeeeeeer! One Joo-Heon multiple women my ass! This bastard is probably scamming us all!*

### Chapter 400 (Novel)

#### Lee Seol-Ah, Seo Joo-Heon, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *C, Captain-nim, I'm really sorry!*
* *It's fine, you don’t need to apologize.*
* *Captain-nim. Thank you for giving me this opportunity. But umm...I don’t think...ow ow ow!*
* *Hey, you should be happy since you rejected me! Also, don’t you remember how the Captain bastard was like a pimp mooching off of you in the past? It was when our tomb raiding team was temporarily disbanded! The Captain was totally a dirty hikikomori and a useless slacker at that time! Don’t you feel wronged for paying for the Captain-nim’s necessities, his living expenses, medical expenses, allowance, and everything else?*
* *......T, that.*

### Chapter 401 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Yoo Jae-Ha, Irene Holton, and Lee Seol-Ah

* *Captain, are you being serious?*
* *Hahahaha, the rope is our sister-in-law now. Yes, yes indeed.*
* *?! The rope really is going to be our sister-in-law?!*
* *Groom Seo Joo-Heon, Bride Rope…*
* *No! This can’t be...!*
* *This is wroooooooooong!*

### Chapter 402 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Ilya Volgof

* *Ah, it’s me. Call over idols, celebrities, the top pop stars from around the world. They should come quickly if you say that I called them over. I need them to do some solicitation. They must get the greatest sales no matter what. They need to get first place. And Ilya.*
* *Y, yes?*
* *Go and steal what I tell you to get from the Vatican to use as a sign for their shop.*
* *?! What the hell is he making me do?!*

### Chapter 403 (Novel)

#### Im Soo-A, Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Im Hae Jin

* *Ju-Heon oppa! I got the reward thanks to you, oppa! Thank you very much!*
* *No, oppa just helped you guys. It was all of you and your friends’ hard work that got good evaluations.*
* *Hey Soo-A, this oppa helped as well. This oppa wants...*
* *Of course! Thank you very much. Mister Jae-Ha!*
* *?! Wait! Why is the Captain-nim oppa when I am a mister?!*
* *Excuse me?*
* *Even though I am three years older than the Captain-nim, I look much younger! I still have that boyish charm! Why am I a mister?*
* *Because I'm going to be Ju-Heon oppa’s bride in the future!*
* *?!*
* *Please just wait ten years, oppa!*
* *W, wait, umm, Soo-A...? The Captain-n…no, Ju-Heon oppa is going to get married soon...!*
* *It’s fine! I'm okay being the third wife!*
* *What’s up with your face? You don’t like me being your son-in-law?*
* *O, of course I do. I, you see, umm...Fuck, did the thoughts in my mind show up on my face?*

### Chapter 403 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Yoo Jae-Ha, and June

* *Anyway, this bastard of a Captain of ours was seducing the nuns of the Vatican when I first met him. How the hell does he have so many women around him?*
* *I know, right? The Captain-nim was probably only able to keep his chastity thanks to Mammon.*
* *Ah, right. That Mona Lisa incident! Ah, he's the real eunuch! Hahaha!*
* *Although I would listen to whatever his Majesty tells us to do, please anyone but Zhen Cai Yuan. I would rather make a move on him myself than to have her as his bride.*
* *What? June, you’ve never had any run-ins with Zhen Cai Yuan, have you?*
* *I did...it was a bit before I joined the team...*

### Chapter 404 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, June, Seo Joo-Heon, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Chloe Laurent

* *But what does that have to do with hating that Zhen Cai Yuan woman?*
* *Everything.*
* *Man, I guess our department is really unpopular. We finally filled our whole team.*
* *Excuse me?*
* *How the hell do they not send a single person to our department? They keep saying nobody is interested. Especially women. Zero women interested. I guess our department is unpopular with the ladies.*
* *Excuse me? What are you talking about?*
* *What do you mean?*
* *Haven’t you canceled someone's hiring because they are a woman? I thought no women were allowed...*
* *What kind of bullshit is that? How would Seol-Ah and Chloe be here if that was the case?*
* *?!*
* *T, then the person who rejected you was...*
* *That’s right, it was Zhen Cai Yuan. I wouldn't have had to deal with all of those struggles if it wasn’t for that woman...!*
* *Why the hell would that woman do that?*
* *Ah, she's my type so it would be bad if she joins our team.*
* *She’s your type?*
* *That was why I didn't want to accept Seol-Ah as a team member at first too...ah, whatever. I'm sure it won’t matter.*
* *Do you think that the reason he said June was his type...Was it because June is a relic?*
* *?!*
* *Relics are the Captain-nim’s type!*

### Chapter 405 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Ilya Volgof, and Galina

* *Do you think it is my first time being tied up? You retard. Ah, I'm so fucking hungry.*
* *......!*
* *Anyway, I'm completely penniless right now. I used every cent I had to buy a plane ticket to come here so I don’t even have a place to stay. So, please and thank you.*
* *For what?*
* *Are you dumb? I'm saying let me stay at your place starting today.*
* *Are you fucking crazy?*
* *You don’t have to do it if you don't want to. I can just sleep at Galina’s house. It’s getting too cold to sleep in the streets now.*
* *Unbelievable. But it is useless. Galina is too cautious of a girl to let a bastard like you into her hou...*
* *My goodness, you are welcome any time, Mr. Ju-Heon! Do you want to use my bed too? I can sleep on the floor!*
* *?!*
* *No, no. I can’t let a lady sleep on the floor. Let’s just sleep together. Hehe.*
* *Okay, I’ll let you borrow my room so don't go to Galina’s place! DON’T EVER GO THERE!*
* *Okay, we have a deal.*
* *You'll just be captured at my place. I’ll call the Pandora people over while you are there.*
* *I don't care if you call those Pandora bastards, but Galina may be taken too.*
* *?!*
* *I'm going to tell them that Galina helped me.*
* *This son of a bitch!*
* *So be a good boy and serve me well. Food should be Korean and as for the bed...a queen bed will do.*
* *Oh father in heaven, do you have no desires to take this son of a bitch away right now?*

### Chapter 405 (Novel)

#### Galina and Ilya Volgof

* *Ilya, stop it if you are trying to become a priest for me.*
* *Are you crazy? Why would I choose a life of abstinence for someone like you?*
* *What? But...*
* *Get lost. Your little princess syndrome is too much. I’ve been studying divinity because of my uncle and I’ve been religious my whole life. I also heard that priests and pastors make a decent amount of money. They also have power.*
* *......You're going to receive divine punishment.*

### Chapter 406 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Seo Joo-Heon, and Galina

* *Ugh...! Don't be so rough!*
* *Shut up before I pull out your tongue! Shut the hell up if you don't want to get caught!*
* *Ilya, it’s okay. It’s okay. Just hold on a little...!*
* *Aaah!*
* *Tsk, this son of a bitch...put something in his mouth so that he doesn’t bite down on his tongue!*
* *Ugh!*

### Chapter 407 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Chloe Laurent, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Well, I am still thankful to the Captain.*
* *Umm...shouldn't this scammer be able to restore that relic? Then you might be able to meet Galina again...*
* *Oh, that’s right! I'll do you a favor and restore it for our little chick!*
* *No, Galina probably can't come back even if you restore it. Anyway, all of us ended up being dragged in by that damn Captain one by one.*
* *Yeah. But who would have known? That guy really ended up as the King of the Relics.*
* *But he’s such a motherfucker...*
* *Oh? You shitheads gossiping since I'm not around?*
* *?!*
* *C, Captain-nim!*
* *You guys are so free that you have time to talk shit about me?*
* *N, no, that’s not the case!*

### Chapter 408 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller and Im Hae Jin

* *That's weird.*
* *What’s wrong? What’s going on? Is today's menu not to your liking? Vice Captain-nim?*
* *Ah, no. The food is fabulous as always. I just had a weird dream.*
* *Hmm? Did you have a nightmare or something?*
* *It was just weird. I saw large carps in all colors of the rainbow going somewhere…There are dream-related relics as well.*
* *That’s a dream of conception.*
* *What?*
* *It’s totally a dream of conception. I had a similar dream when my wife was pregnant with Soo-A. Vice Captain-nim, did you have a dream for your future wife?*
* *I've only met Molly one time so far! Still, our first meeting was pretty decent.*
* *Umm, then maybe it...*
* *Hmm?*
* *Might be Nina and Jae-Ha......*
* *What? What do you mean?*
* *Umm, maybe the two of them had an accident...*

### Chapter 408 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Yoo Jae-Ha, Nina Miller, and June

* *Yoo Jae-Ha, where the hell are you?! Get out here right now! I know that you are in there! Come out for a bit because I have something to ask!*
* *What the hell? Why the hell is that bastard here?! Ahhhhh! Damn it, hey! What the hell are you doing, you damn bastard?!*
* *What the hell am I doing? First, how about you move that blanket aside?*
* *?! I, it’s just a relic over here. There's nothing else.*
* *You damn bastard, you put your hands on an unmarried maiden?!*
* *Aaah! No! This is all just a misunderstanding! A big misunderstanding! This is just Nina’s sleeping habit!*
* *Sleeping habit my ass! An expert scammer like you is saying a lie that even an elementary student wouldn't believe?!*
* *Ahhhhhh! Kongming, I'm telling the truth! It’s not what you are thinking!*
* *Like hell it’s not! Be honest! Did you use protection or not?!*
* *Cough, cough! W, what?! Damn it, hey! I feel really wronged!*
* *What?! Why the hell would you feel wronged?!*
* *Of course I feel wronged! We've never even done it!*
* *?! W, what? But you guys have been dating...for like half a year already. I was sure that you of all people...*
* *Shut up! We’ve only kissed. We couldn’t...no, we haven't done it! What the hell man?!*
* *Y, you're sure, right?*
* *Yeah! I'm innocent. I haven’t touched her at all! I am completely innocent! Ugh!*
* *Hmph!*
* *Idiot.*
* *?!*
* *Nina had this on her.*
* *No, wait...why do you have that?!*
* *Why else? Did you forget that I am in charge of cleaning the palace? I saw it while emptying the trash can.*
* *......?!*
* *Pregnant?!*
* *What the hell is going on? I thought you said you haven't done it yet!*
* *W, wait, then that wasn’t a dream...*

### Chapter 408 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, and Yoo Jae-Ha

* *What? The Pushover caused an accident? Maybe we should let them get married instead of us. Is she okay? How far along is she? Is the baby going to be born before they get married?*
* *Hey! This is not the time for jokes!*
* *Hyung-nim! Please don’t worry!*
* *?!*
* *I, I will take care of Nina! So, h, hyung-nim, please don't worry...!*
* *Who is your hyung-nim?! Get out here right now!*
* *Ahhhhhh!*
* *Listen carefully. I'm holding myself back because you are the MC for the Captain's wedding today! So get the fuck out right now! Get out before I kill you!*
* *Aaaaaaaaaak! Save me! Aaaaaaaaaaah!*
* *Man, why the hell does this bastard have to get on my nerves so much?!*
* *Don’t be like that. Should I pass the baton to the pushover instead? I can be the MC.*
* *Shut the hell up! Anyway, don't try to help him. That’s cheating.*
* *Why do you hate it so much? It’s not like it was a random stranger.*
* *That is the problem!*

### Chapter 409 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Im Hae Jin, and Galina

* *You damn relic bastard. Stop trying to pull some shit on me and get lo...ugh! Hey! What the hell are you doing?!*
* *Miss Galina, where is the Captain-nim’s bride? I need to take her...*
* *No, I am his bride. I'm the one walking down the aisle today.*
* *?!*
* *The brides-to-be failed to control the Treasures in the end! That is why I am going in their place.*
* *What the hell did that Captain son of a bitch do now?!*

### Chapter 409 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Irene Holton, Lee Seol-Ah, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *Why are you two so late?! The Captain almost went to look for you guys. You should have called us if you were in a sticky situation!*
* *We're sorry…we thought that we would be able to make it over quickly...!*
* *Multiple incidents layered on top of each other...*
* *It’s fine since you are here now.*
* *!*
* *Alright, you should go wear this now, shouldn’t you? I'll put it on you since we don't have much time.*
* *Excuse me? N, no, wait...!*
* *Why are you doing this now? I'm going to wear it if you don’t want to!*
* *......!*
* *Seol-Ah, are you really okay?*
* *Yes, it’s fine.*
* *It's not like I won’t be able to marry the Captain-nim. Damn, what a pity! It was just by a few seconds! You just wait, one year, two years...no, I'll be married to him within a few months too.*

### Chapter 409 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Im Hae Jin, Yoo Jae-Ha, Galina, Ilya Volgof, and Julian Miller

* *Have you seen Ilya and Galina? I was going to have the two of them get married before the dinner party. Did they even show up to the wedding?*
* *Yes sir, I definitely saw them there, but...*
* *Ah, they’re over there. But I don’t think they can get married today even if you find them. Well, they may never be able to get married at all.*
* *What? Why?*
* *Ilyaaaaaaaaa!*
* *!*
* *Ilyaaaaaaaaa! Wake up! Ilyaaaaaaaaa!*
* *What is it, what’s going on?*
* *T, that...! Mr. Ju-Heeeeeeon! What should we do? Ilya can’t touch me at all.*
* *?!*
* *N, no. The Captain did all of this so that we can meet again. I can touch you...No, fuck, I'm going to touch you!......Ahhh!*
* *Hold on! You didn't revive her as a person?!*
* *A, ah. That...*

### Chapter 409 (Novel)

#### Chloe Laurent, Yoo Jae-Ha, Julian Miller, Seo Joo-Heon, Seo Joo-Won, June, Yoonminhyi, Im Hae Jin, Irene Holton, Lee Seol-Ah, and Rope

* *In this case, why don't we have the damn pushover and Nina get married? Don’t you two need to quickly get married?*
* *?!*
* *Hey, are you really going to be like this? You're going to make them have a shotgun wedding like this?!*
* *You’re going to destroy all plans if we don't do something like this.*
* *Aaah! No! This wedding will not happen. Who gave them permission?!*
* *Aww come on. You have no choice. Our niece is already waiting for us.*
* *Aaaaaaaaaak!*
* *Who knows? Based on Jae-Ha and Nina’s situation, they could probably take it slow and wait a few years...*
* *What? But Nina...*
* *No, Nina is not pregnant.*
* *?!*
* *Based on what Nina told us, it is questionable if they even did it...*
* *Then what about that pregnancy test?!*
* *Who knows? I'm getting old now so I might have made a mistake and thought I saw it in Nina’s room.*
* *Hey!*
* *That dream of conception was just bullshit! Good, you guys break up right now! Break up!*
* *Damn it!*
* *It was just a damn dream that the two of you did it! Break up right now!*
* *No! It wasn't a dream! Now that I think about it, it wasn't a dream! Those shitty relics! Fuck, it’s not like I'm a king from the Joseon era who did it in front of his vassals!*
* *What? Jae-Ha sunbae’s girlfriend isn’t pregnant? Okay. That means that I still have a chance!*
* *Well then...That means that Nina is not pregnant but not that the pregnancy test was fake, doesn’t it?*
* *!*
* *Now that he mentioned it...! Then whose pregnancy test was it?*
* *Mmph!*
* *!*
* *Mmph!*
* *P, perhaps...?!*
* *Ah, umm...I couldn’t say anything because it disappeared from my drawer, but that test is mine...*
* *Umm, Captain-nim......?*
* *Ahem, sorry. I guess it was me.*
* *Captain-nim!*
* *N, no, t, this is good. The dream of conception seemed to be for a girl. I'll happily receive this gift of a daughter.*
* *Hey!*
* *Wait, that’s not the issue right now. This guy, Mr. guaranteed to be number 1 daughter idiot, is going to get a daughter?*
* *Wa...hey! No! The dream of conception was wrong. It was just bullshit!*
* *Irene, no. You can't have a daughter in order for us to have world peace!*
* *Who knows? Are you sure it is just one daughter? He said that there were lots of carps in the dream of conception.*
* *......?!*
* *Mmph!*
* *!*
* *S, Seol-Ah?*
* *N, no! There’s no way...no, this is...mmph!*
* *?!*
* *Hey! What the hell have you been doing...?!*
* *No, I didn't do anything. Hey! June!*
* *This is great. It looks like it’ll be you up again for part 2, Captain-nim.*
* *Hey!*
* *Not you.*
* *Why won’t it work, why won't it work?!*

### Chapter 409 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon and Edward

* *Cut the crap, you shitheads!*
* *Umm......Representative-nim? They said that they are ready for part 2, but what...Umm, which of them shall I escort to the bride's prep room......*
* *What the fuck do you mean escort?! Throw them all into a fire!*

## Epilogue Honorable Mentions

### Chapter 410 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Ilya Volgof, and Julian Miller

* *Fuck! He’s a damn bastard like his dad! He stole relics from my workroom again! I'm really dead if the Captain-nim finds out! Seo Ah-In! Get out here right now!*
* *What the hell? You were looted again? You retard.*
* *!*
* *Damn, your workroom is so fucking huge no matter how many times I see it. Is this about 200 pyeong? I'm so jealous, pushover. You really made it in life. Should I have accepted it when the Captain offered me this place?*
* *You’d just be stuck all day looking after the Captain's relics all day while eating dumplings.*
* *It'd be a blessing if it was just the relics.*
* *The Captain's damn son broke in again?*
* *Fuck, it really is like father like son! Shit, he ran off with the SS rank relic I restored this morning! That one is dangerous! He could really die if he mishandles it!*
* *Yes, someone could die. But that someone will be you in the Captain's hands.*
* *Aaah!*
* *He must have realized who was the easiest to mess with at first glance. The problem is that he is only interested in the dangerous relics.*
* *He’s a damn troublemaker like his stupid dad! The Captain-nim put some defensive devices but I'm dead if he finds out it was stolen!*
* *Man, you live being suppressed by the Captain's children as well. You poor bastard.*
* *What?! It’s fine because the kids are cute! You're the poor bastard since you have a girlfriend but can't even hold hands with her! You damn eunuch!*
* *Look at this bastard stabbing someone where it hurts……! You bastard! I know that you've gone nowhere with Nina either since you're busy being the nanny for the Captain’s kids!*
* *What?! I'm much farther ahead than you guys who haven't even been able to kiss for four years! Can you even say that you’re really dating?!*
* *Ugh! Fuck, if it wasn't a holy relic…!*
* *Haha, I heard that you guys moved to a bigger house not too long ago. Did you move to a bigger place so you can sleep in different rooms?*
* *At least you can touch her for about five seconds now.*
* *Shut up! Even I can’t send her to bliss in five seconds!*

### Chapter 410 (Novel)

#### Ilya Volgof, Yoo Jae-Ha, and Julian Miller

* *Irene's due date is coming up, isn’t it? I can't believe this is already the Captain's third kid. The shocking thing is that he had all these dreams of having daughters but they both ended up being sons.*
* *Man, Kongming… Look at you being worried about him again after arguing with him and telling him to go die in the gate. I will take care of our Captain-nim even if you don’t pay any attention.*
* *No. It’s none of my business whether that damn Majesty returns or dies.*
* *?!*
* *The important thing is the gender of the baby Irene is carrying.*
* *!*
* *Now that I think about it, the Captain raided a Shamanic Exorcism Relic this time, right?*
* *He bought peaches that cost 10 million won per fruit by the farmful, he gifted a school of flopping golden carps… he even did a bunch of superstitious prenatal things for the baby.*
* *So shouldn’t it be a daughter this time? It better be after everything he did. What did the doctor say?*
* *Similar to how it had been for the other kids, the baby’s innate power is too strong to use regular machines.*
* *I guess we need to wait for the baby to pop out to find out.*
* *Man, I really want a niece.*
* *Dream on. It'll be a son this time too.*
* *What?*
* *It’ll be another General this time.*
* *Did this son of a bitch…*

### Chapter 411 (Novel)

#### Seo Joo-Heon, Julian Miller, Seo Joo-Won, Irene Holton, Seo Ah-In, and Seo Seol-In

* *Thereisachildwhoismoresereneandclearerthantheseathisbeautifuljewelthatwasbornwithloveunderneaththeskyishere(shortened)eventhegoddessescannotcomparetoherradiatingbeautyandhermindissocleverthat(shortened)allmenoftheworldexceptyourfatheraresammersonlygreetyourparentsproperlywhiletheotherpeoplearemeanttobescammed(shortened)ahhmyoneandonlyjewelintheworld(shortened)ohdaughterofSeoJoo-HeonandIrene(omitted)*
* *You're not really planning on using this as your daughter’s name, are you?*
* *Why not? What's wrong with it?*
* *Does this bastard really not know what is wrong? Who the hell would not be embarrassed to have such a name?! You damn bastard!*
* *Why would she be embarrassed? It would be the most eye catching as nobody else would have her name in this world. You retard.*
* *Are you being serious? Do you even know how many letters are in here?! 1,000 letters! It is 1,000 letters! You motherfucking Majesty!*
* *Hey dumbass… She can’t be the target of curses if her name is too hard to memorize. Are you really supposed to be my chief advisor while being so stupid?*
* *Aren’t you going to make her nationality Korean? Don’t you know that there is a character limit to a person’s name in Korea?!*
* *So what? You just need to rip that law up and make a new one.*
* *?!*
* *You can't even do that?*
* *Of course not! Even you can’t…!*
* *Hey Joo-Heon. It’s too hard for anybody to memorize.*
* *It doesn’t matter. It is fine as long as her parents can memorize it.*
* *That’s not true. If she gets married in the future, her husband…*
* *Will die if he gets even one letter wrong.*
* *That’s why he came up with such a stupid name.*
* *Honey, I think that this would be best. Seo Ah-Rin.*
* *I’ve been telling this bastard that what you said just now would be best, but he won't budge…*
* *Honey. I think Ah-Rin would be good.*
* *Then Seo Ah-Rin it is.*
* *Okay. You'll be giving her a present like you did with Ah-In and Seol-In, right? What will it be this time…*
* *Nothing much.*
* *?!*
* *D, Doomsday?!*
* *I really like this one but based on what I saw with my sons, I think she should be able to handle something like this?*
* *W, what did you say?*
* *Ah. Whatever. Kongming, it’s all your fault if things go wrong. But it's all thanks to me if things go well.*
* *Hey!*
* *As expected of fwather!*
* *Sqwuid! Sqwuid!*

### Chapter 412 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha, Seo Joo-Heon, Lee Seol-Ah, and Irene Holton

* *Ah I'm fucked. I think I'm really fucked this time.*
* *Thanks for all of your work until now.*
* *He’s saying I'm fired, right? This is probably my severance package? Am I really fired?!*
* *Jae-Ha! It’s a misunderstanding!*
* *That’s right. It’s not like that. Our husband looked for a different place for you because you are suffering due to our children.*
* *Ahhh, I really am fired then! There’s no way that son of a bitch of a Captain would be that nice!*

### Chapter 413 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Im Hae Jin, and Seo Joo-Heon

* *What the hell is this? What the hell did that son of a bitch do this time?!*
* *Vice Captain-nim!*
* *Hey! Seo Joo-Heon! What the hell did you do now?! What the hell is all of this?!*
* *My daughter is planning on making chocolate. So I got her some ingredients. Why?*
* *It was the Majesty. He was the one who bought all of the chocolate out there.*
* *I didn't get that for you so that you can put chocolate in there! What kind of bastard buys up all of the chocolate in the world just before Valentine’s Day?! Do you have no heart?!*
* *Why? I don’t know how much chocolate my little Ah-Rin is going to make. I just bought enough so that I don't accidentally run out.*
* *Does this look like just ‘enough'?!*

### Chapter 413 (Novel)

#### Yoo Jae-Ha and Im Hae Jin

* *Umm, Dan? What is this?*
* *Chocolate bibimbap.*
* *………Did you suddenly get a new hobby of making weird food?*
* *No. The only ingredients we have lying around is chocolate.*
* *……Then what about dinner?*
* *Chocolate stew.*
* *T, then tomorrow?*
* *Tomorrow is chocolate seasoned veggies, the day after is chocolate kimchi and chocolate steamed chicken. After that is pickled chocolate.*
* *Aaah! Seo Joo-Heon, you fucking crazy bastard!*

### Chapter 414 (Novel

#### Julian Miller, Yoo Jae-Ha, Im Hae Jin, and Ilya Volgof

* *It is difficult for me to understand as well. The way they act seems to have a pattern…*
* *No, that’s not what I am talking about! Why is my food and your food different?! How come I am still getting chocolate food?! I've been eating this for a whole month already! So why is their food normal but my menu still looks like this?! So how come I'm the only one who has to eat it?! What about you guys?! We should all eat it together if we need to eat it!*
* *What can you do? It is the Captain's orders.*
* *?!*
* *Jae-Ha, you use the Phoenix. You need to eat a high-calorie diet anyway, so the Majesty said to leave it to his restorer…*
* *This dog-like master bastard! Hey! I may need a ton of calories, but I can't eat something this terrible every day!*
* *What’s the problem? You don’t get fat no matter how much you eat. You take care of that for us.*
* *What?!*
* *What's wrong? It’s great since you like sweet things. Plus, the Captain only got the highest quality chocolates. Each piece is probably worth tens of thousands of won. Ah, I'm so jealous.*
* *Shut up! You eat it if you're so jealous!*
* *Well, keep suffering. Following this trend, you’ll have a ton of candy to eat next month.*
* *That Captain bastard, one day, I'm really going to kill him.*
* *Anyway, what did the Majesty say about these holes?*

### Chapter 415 (Novel)

#### Julian Miller, Seo Ah-Rin, Seo Joo-Heon, Ilya Volgof, and The Emperor's Library

* *Ah-Rin! Don’t grab that one! It’s dirty!*
* *!*
* *Ah-Rin! Come grab this! You need to grab this! That is dirty! That is dirty! You'll get dirty if you grab it! Your future will be very dirty!*
* *Why I oughta…*
* *That’s it, Ah-Rin, grab this. Come grab this one! Don’t grab your dirty daddy and grab this!*
* *I'm going to kill them all. Okay, Ah-Rin. Come right into daddy's arms…Huh?*
* *!*
* *Aaah! Noooooo! Wait, you can't take Galina!*
* *You lost to a relic as well. You reap what you sow.*
* *Hey, library. Get rid of all relics in the world right now.*
* *………….*