Thomas the Tank Engine

"This Train will not hesitate to accutely attune his senses to children if it means he can lure them into his carriages during the race."

### Aliases

Really Useful Engine, Causer of Confusion and Delay

### Relatives

Nancy Pelosi (Mother) Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (Father), Gordon the Engine (Cousin)

## Appearances

### Debut

Thomas Season 1

Thomas the Tank Engine is the secondary antagonist of the Character Kart Racing Series. He is encountered at the end of the Campaign mode of each game.

## Bio

Thomas the Tank Engine was born during a time of great unrest in the middle of Iraq. His mother, Nancy Pelosi, was too busy exploiting the power granted to her by her position as Speaker of the House, to spend any time with him. Even after Thomas' father, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, was killed in a targeted drone strike by Donald Trump, Pelosi did not put any effort into caring for Thomas. As a result of this, Thomas began to harbour intense feelings of animosity towards women.

He later emmigrated to Sodor, after the Fat Controller (Who must now be called Sir Toppham Hatt due to political correctness.) had put in a request with the International Brony Foundation (Chaired at the time by Paul N. Samuels) to have a Educationally Subnormal Locomotive sent to his Island. He desired this for the sake of Diversity and Inclusion since he was of the firm belief that there was a lack of Educationally Subnormal Train Representation on the North Western Railway which is where Sodor is located.

Those who are well versed in Thomas lore would know that Thomas is not at all educationally subnormal and instead has a level of brainpower that surpasses the combined IQ of the entire population of South Africa. They would be correct. Therefore it can be concluded that Thomas actually arrived on the Northern Railway due to a mix up. How this happened is unknown, but it is believed to be due to the ongoing war in Ukraine. His driver and fireman got along well with the local people and married Sudrian women. By 1920, neither one wanted to leave the Island or their beloved engine.

Through an inquiry, Sir Topham Hatt found out that the LB&SCR had written off Thomas as being "lost on war service". Rather than face complications resulting from a change in their books, the LB&SCR quietly sold Thomas to the North Western Railway for a "nominal sum".

He spent many years there carrying passengers around the Island. He quite quickly discovered that the passengers he enjoyed the most were those of the infant variety, which is how he devoped a keen interest in them.

At aged 27 he inherited a child trafficking ring from his cousin, Gordon the train.

He attempted to become a martyr for his faith but was captured and arrested by the personal army of Objectormann. He would later die in prison

## Default Vehicle

Thomas drives around in a Dacia Sandero. He treasured this Car for years as though it was his own son, however one day a lorry crashed into the side of it, destroying it completely. Historians believe this was the moment that caused Thomas to lose all remaining sanity and descend down the path of authoritarianism.

## Special talents

Thomas the Tank Engine has a wide array of talents, similar Chad Rex.

His talents consist of:

Weed: Thomas can rip a fat blunt mid race.