Miss Chariot

Miss Matilda "Tilly" Chariot is a supporting character in North Park and a teacher at North Park Elementary.

## Matilda Chariot

### Relatives

Atticus Appleton (adopted son from the past)

## Background

Born with palsy, Chariot was always at a disadvantage when it came to keeping up with her peers physically, but it didn't stop her from stunting all over them academically. Chariot's favorite subject and hobby was reading about history, telling other's about discoveries she's made and often reenacting scenes from history with an almost picture perfect sense. She later became the history teacher and librarian for North Park Elementary and welcomes all inside her historical museum of knowledge.

## Appearance

Miss Chariot wears a cozy green sweater with light green sweatpants. She's is stationed in a wheelchair at all times.

## Personality

Chariot is a big history geek on wheels and conspiracist on the side. She enjoys a good documentary as a relaxing hobby and has read a disturbing amount of textbooks just for the fun of it. She's a know it all, smug about her accomplishments and always correcting people on the topic when she can. She teaches the sped class, a class who couldn't give any less of a shit on history, but she loves teaching anyways as just getting to talk on and on and on is one of her many talents. Her historical views are very absurd and she makes certain events sound much more interesting than they really are. She loves roleplay and dunking on dumb kids who don't know the history of their own town which is most of them.

Chariot is insecure and bitter about her inability to attract a girlfriend-free man, whether it be her frumpy appearance, curveless body or nerdy personality, she is worried that she's simply destined to remain a permavirgin.

## Family

Every book in the library is all the family she needs.

## Relationships

#### Melville

Melville is one of the few people that actually likes to listen drone on and on about history, and for that he's sort of become a teacher's pet to her. They like to intellectually stimulate themselves by quizzing each other periodically, although he can't stand a chance against Chariot's wealth of knowledge. Besides this fun activity, Chariot wishes Melville would leave her alone during her break time as he has no sense of personal space.

#### Bobby Norman

Bobby and Chariot used to date when they were younger, but eventually broke up. Bobby went on to marry his late wife while Chariot continued to have bad luck with relationships. After Bobby's wife had passed away, he and Chariot have been seen spending more time together, potentially rekindling their old romance. Chariot finds Bobby very attractive and desperately wants a relationship. Bobby, still dealing with the aftermath of his wife's death and paying off all her debts is trying to take things slow between them. Chariot can feel insecure about her relationship with Bobby at times, as she believes that she's not considered attractive by most men in North Park. She tends to get jealous and catty when she sees other more attractive women such as Maria flirting with Bobby as she fears the competition.

#### Cripple Fucker

Cripple Fucker is an unfortunate frequent visitor to the library as Chariot, in her wheelchair bound state, is sometimes oblivious to the fact that he will sometimes wrap himself around he legs and cuddle with them. After a few minutes, Chariot would notice and get annoyed, yelling at him to get off. Usually a good smack to the cranium with a 3 inch text book is all it takes to get him to leave, but it won't stop him from trying again the next day. She gains a certain kind of enjoyment whenever she can give him a detention.

#### Maizeby

Maizeby is Chariot's favorite lovable mascot as she has merchandise of him all over her house. She wants to meet him one day and share in their knowledge for the history of agriculture in many states. Chariot always plants a corn seed in hopes of meeting her idol.

#### Patricia Hansley

She annoys the ever loving shit outta Chariot with her peppy attitude and retardation when it comes to learning about history. She takes it upon herself to teach Patty even though she most likely forget it the next day. It's likely that Chariot is somewhat jealous of her curvy, attractive body and appeal to men.

#### Atticus Appleton

Chariot's adopted son, she is fascinated by his stories of the past.

## Powers and Abilities

#### Photographic memory

The sheer amount of detailed knowledge she has in her brain can be a weapon. She has a photographic memory.

## Gallery

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