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Polecat324's Ep.156 - Speed

**"Speed"** is Polecat324's 156th episode on the DOJRP server. It was released on May 5, 2017.

## Description

He must keep the bus over 20 MPH, not going under for more than 5 seconds... Or else, boom!

## Plot

An Asian man boards a bus at the Vinewood Racetrack. He holds a gun to the bus driver's head and orders him to keep the bus at a speed of over 20mph, or he will blow up the bus and kill everyone on board. The bus speeds off, with two police officers already in tow. The bus sped down Eclipse Boulevard towards Interstate 2. Along the way, a Weazel News helicopter joins the pursuit. A SAHP helicopter also flew overhead.

The bus driver, Frank, manages to dial 911 during the high-stakes race. The dispatcher was informed that it was a hostage situation, and notified his officers accordingly. However, the man forbade the bus driver from giving his description to the dispatcher. Minutes after supervisors got on the line, the bomber ordered Frank to hang up the call.

The bus looped up the San Andreas loop through Sandy Shores and Paleto Bay. As they crested a hill just south of Fort Zancudo, a car dove in the lane, slowing the bus down to 17mph, just barely avoiding a crisis. Frank continued onward to the Los Santos International Airport. Several cops dove in front of the bus, almost slowing it down for long enough. Frank made a last-ditch effort to smash through the gates onto the runaway, but the bus hit a barrier, stopping it. The Asian assailant hit the trigger, and the bus blew up, killing both men instantly.
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Joe Clean

> *"Wait, aren't you the guy who called the cops on me and told them that I kidnapped you?"*
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**Joe Clean** drove a taxi in San Andreas. He lived at 828 Niland Avenue, in Sandy Shores. In 2018, he was involved in a shooting.

## Biography

Joe Clean was born on July 27, 1979. He bought a property at 828 Niland Avenue. By 2018, he drove a taxi for Yellow Cab Company, transporting people across the state of San Andreas. One such customer was a crackhead at the gas station in Sandy Shores. Joe drove recklessly to the junkyard, where the crackhead began shooting at locals. Joe later told police he was being forced to drive recklessly, as the crackhead held a gun to his head, but this was a cover story to avoid a ticket.

Later that evening, Joe picked up two bikers and gave them a free ride. They requested a bar in Paleto Bay. He proceeded to drive north on US Route 13 at speeds exceeding 180mph. They arrived at the Hen House with just a few scrapes and bruises.

The next morning, Joe went to Bolingbroke Penitentiary to pick up the crackhead who shot the locals behind the junkyard. They guy immediately recognized Joe as the man who put him in jail, but Joe denied everything, stating that he worked for a large company. The crackhead wanted to go back to the junkyard to pick up his car. After dropping him off, Joe noticed a cop that began tailing him. He drove to the Yellowjack Bar to pick up a drunk fare. The cop parked just off the property.

As soon as the cab left the parking lot, the cop engaged with them. Turns out, there was a BOLO for the cab in relation to the events from the previous night. Joe had head-on crashed with two other vehicles directly in front of an officer, prompting a pursuit. Joe claimed he passed two cars in a road rage incident, but that there was no collision whatsoever. This was evidenced by the lack of damage to his car. Joe was let go, and he continued on his way to Grapeseed to deliver the drunk.

Back in Paleto Bay, the two guys from the night before needed a ride. Joe picked them up beside the Hen House, where he dropped them off. He raced towards the Yellowjack in Sandy Shores, but picked up a few police officers. He hid in Harmony for a while before racing back to the bar, dropped the guys off, and booked it down US Route 13 towards Los Santos. He ditched the cab on an exit ramp and stole a car, successfully evading police.

## Vehicles

Joe owned a Crown Victoria taxi, with a tag number of 85L7N449.
Polecat324

**Polecat324** was, until the 20th september 2022, director of the DOJRP server. He was also a member of the Media Team. Polecat324 regularly streams on Twitch, as well as also posting on YouTube. He left DOJRP due to allegations that circulated in the community. He transferred ownership to Matt O. and as time went on CrazyGhost334 (Deputy Director of DOJRP of 9 years) formally announced his decision of stepping down from the community until which Matt O. made Darien (thatguydarien) Deputy Director Of DOJRP due to his great admin skills and great understanding of the backend related things of the DOJRP.

he plays the character Don ron

does polecat plan on returning to doj?

No he does not he’s primarily focusing on LSPDFR
Los Santos Police Department

The **Los Santos Police Department** is the primary law enforcement agency for Los Santos. The department is organized into several units for the best possible use of resources.

## Roles

### Chief of LSPD

Currently, Chris W. 2L-01 serves as the Chief of the LSPD. He oversees the entire department and finalizes all decisions made by his officers.

### Assistant Chief of LSPD

Ben L. 2L-02 serves as the Assistant Chief of the LSPD.

### Deputy Chief of Police

There are currently two deputies, Jon C. 2L-03 and Scott P. 2L-04.

### Police Commander

James M. 2L-05 is the commander of the LSPD.
Chris Pringle

**Christopher Pringle** is a reformed criminal who bought the 24/7 franchise. He is the current CEO but is gone on vacation and Don ron is taking he's place till he come's back.

## Biography

### 24/7

Chris often works alongside his faithful assistant Emma, his bodyguard and close friend Don ron, the leader of the Ballas, Darnell Whitescale, and other powerful organizations across the state.
Tesseractverse

The **Tesseractverse** is a verse that has spherical geometry. That means that if you go in one direction for long enough, you will get to the same place you started in, and angles of a triangle sum to more than 180°.

While the verse doesn't exist in a tesseract, there are blue structures that replicate the {4,3,3} honeycomb, which means three cubes around a vertex. The purpose of these structures is unknown.

## Tesseractverse

### Size/Diameter

The hypersphere is 50 billion LY in diameter.
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Dept. of Justice Cops Ep.1 - Wild Redneck

**"Wild Redneck"** is Polecat324's first episode on the DOJRP server. The episode released on October 7, 2016.

## Description

Late night casual patrol with some members of The Department of Justice RP Community!

## Plot

A man in Paleto Bay drives erratically around the small community, running red lights and driving without headlights on. He then illegally passes a truck at an intersection, prompting a police Explorer to pull him over. He pulls to the side of the road on US Route 1. He was given a verbal warning by Officer 1B-32.

Later that evening, another man, by the name of Phil Robbins, ran a red light and jumped a large embankment past the intersection, launching his truck several feet in the air. The man then cuts across US Route 1, smashes a fence, and stops in an abandoned parking lot. Three officers initiated the stop. Phil refused to hand the officers his identification and his insurance on the vehicle. Then he admits to stealing it and took off.

Phil led the officers on a pursuit southbound on US Route 1 until he veered to the right to make another jump. He head-on crashed several cars before break-checking the leading officer. He drove down a steep hill to the Cassidy Trail, the trail over Raton Canyon. Phil eventually 10-50s with a tree, and his truck dies. Phil was cuffed by Officer Devin. Phil was transported to jail as the morning broke.

During the day, in Paleto Bay, there was a traffic collision on US Route 1. A man in a green Buffalo waited in the line of stopped traffic. He became impatient and ran the red light, hitting a pedestrian. His actions went unnoticed until an officer U-turned to pull him over. He drifted into a guardrail on Procopio Drive. He ditched his car beside a house and got out with a semi-automatic gun. He immediately opened fire He manages to kill at least one responding officer. As he ran down a steep cliff, another officer shot him down, killing him.

While the officers were still on scene, a sanitation worker for the Little Pricks waste disposal service picked up trash at the Blaine County Savings Bank. As he left, two officers engaged with him. The trash truck ignored officers and collided with a Sand King in an intersection. He then pulled over in a parking lot behind the Dream View Motel. He was written a citation for a missing taillight and for speeding.
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Oh Daddy

This is a parody of Toni Basil's 80s teen pop standard, "Mickey," by Jasmine Sawyer, then age 13.

## Lyrics

* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* Hey Daddy!
* I've known you all my life
* And that's been pretty long;
* I think you're really brave
* And I think you're really strong.
* You're also really smart
* And that's the reason for this song, Daddy...
* 'Cause when I ask you things, you always seem to know,
* like "Why am I so small?"
* And "Will I ever grow?"
* And "When should I sit still
* When I really wanna go, Daddy?"
* CHORUS: Oh, Daddy, why Daddy?
* I don't understand.
* Why can't I cross the street unless I hold your hand?
* Oh Daddy, why Daddy?
* I don't understand.
* Tell me now, Daddy;
* Tell me now, Daddy, now Daddy, when, where and how, Daddy.
* Hey, Daddy!
* Now if you have a little time, I've got a couple more,
* Like "Why do I need to pick my things up off the floor?"
* And "Why do cats go meow, but lions go roar, daddy?"
* So come on tell my why
* I have to say please
* Or eat all my dinner
* Even when Mom gives us peas
* And explain why I have to shut my eyes when I sneeze, Daddy.
* (CHORUS)
* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* Oh, daddy, tell me now!
* Tell me now when where and how!
* Hey, Daddy! Hey Daddy!
* (CHORUS TWICE)
Furryverse

The Furryverse is a verse mostly made of fur! Only furries are allowed to live there, but they can live on other verses too. Non-furries aren't allowed on this verse. It they enter the Furryverse, they will be completely transformed into fur immeately.

"UwU" and "OwO" are mostly used for hello and goodbye, respectively.

It is uncertain if YTK lives there, but there is a 160% chance of him living there. CatIsFluffy lives there due to being a furry.

Fuddlewuddles live here. They are the furriest things ever.
Laugh and Play All Day

Performed by former junior high student Ethan Sawyer, this is a Rock Around the Clock parody in C.

## Lyrics

* INTRO: Waking up, sitting up, jumping on the bed;
* Hopping down, rolling round, little sleepyhead.
* Rubbing eyes, sunny skies, waiting to be fed...
* Oh, boy-another day to laugh and play!
* VERSE ONE: Waking up to play everyday,
* I'll have big fun til the day is done.
* It's just another day to laugh and play!
* CHORUS: We're gonna laugh and play all through the day.
* We're gonna play, play, play all through the day.
* We're gonna laugh, gonna laugh and play all through the day.
* VERSE 2: Grabbing up my toys, then some more...
* Looking for my friends knocking at that door.
* (CHORUS)
* VERSE 3: Jump and skip and hop, then run around;
* Swinging up so high, then coming down.
* (CHORUS)
* VERSE 4: Running up and down around my block,
* Playing lots of games 'till our moms say, "STOP!"
* (CHORUS)
* Verse 5: When the sun is low, we'll head back in...
* 'Til the very next day; we'll do it again.
* (CHORUS)
My Imagination

A Splish Splash parody in F sung by Cat Brantley; it's from Lollipoprock 1.

## Lyrics

* Zowie! I was watching TV when my imagination started to soar.
* Bingle-bungle! I went walking in the jungle 'til I heard a lion give a roar.
* I went up to him and I gave him a pat.
* He licked me with a smile; what do you think of that?
* Zowie! I forgot about TV; it was so much fun to play!
* We were jumping and running; yippee!
* We were sliding and gliding; yowie!
* Zowie! I forgot about TV;
* My imagination saved the day!
* Slip-slide! I went playing outside; I looked up and I saw the sky.
* Scrubadub! I gave my eyes a rub; there were clowns and horses that could fly!
* I called out to my friends, then asked, "What da ya see?"
* The clouds were playing tricks on my buddies and me!
* Wiggle waying! We forgot what we were playing;
* We watched the clouds go floating by!
* There were dragons and umbrellas; flip-flop!
* There were balloons and floppy fellas; tip-top!
* Wiggle waying! We forgot what we were playing;
* Our imaginations saved the day!
* Crick crook! I was reading a book;
* I saw myself jump onto the page!
* Hick hook! I had to take another look;
* I went horseback riding on the range!
* Well, I got off my horse, then I moseyed downtown;
* I caught an outlaw, then wrestled him to the ground.
* Clip-clap! The sheriff patted on my back;
* A cowboy's life is AOK!
* I was a riding and a roping; ye-haw!
* I was a yepping and a noping; se-saw!
* Clip-clap! The sheriff patted on my back;
* My imagination saved the day!
The New Baby

This parody of Little Latin Lupe Lu is sung by the Brantley sisters.

## Lyrics

* VERSE 1: Mom brought home my new baby; all she does is cry and coo.
* Such an itty-bitty baby, sleeps all night and daytime, too.
* Wanna play with my new baby...find out just what she can do.
* CHORUS: Come on and play with me now, baby; way too much sleeping, yeah, it's true.
* Forget that crying and a fussin'...so many better things to do.
* Come and and play with me now baby...coochie coochie coochie coo!
* VERSE 2: Showed my baby all my toys, but she didn't even smile.
* Trying not to be annoyed...mom says it's her baby style.
* Got some games that she'd enjoy...guess we'll have to wait a while.
* (CHORUS)
Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun

This is a parody of Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cat Brantley on Lollipoprock; it's in the key of D and in 80s tween pop style.

## Words

* In the park, I look up and see
* 2 squirrels chase each other 'round and 'round a big tree;
* Their tails are twirling, look at them run!
* Oh, squirrels, they wanna have fun...yeah!
* Squirrels just wanna have fun!
* I watch them scamper, hide nuts in the trees...
* If you make a noise, just look at them freeze!
* They do their tricks without a trapeze.
* Oh, squirrels they wanna have fun,
* Yeah, squirrels just wanna have...
* They jump and seem to fly on breezes through the sky.
* I like to watch them, every one,
* 'Cause squirrels, they wanna have fun!
* Yeah, squirrels just wanna have fun!
* (Break)
* I watch them scamper, hide nuts in the trees...
* If you make a noise, just look at them freeze!
* They do their tricks without a trapeze.
* Oh, squirrels they wanna have fun!
* Yeah, squirrels just wanna have...
* That's all they really want...it's just fun...
* I like to watch them, every one,
* Oh, squirrels, they wanna have fun!
* Yeah, squirrels just wanna have fun!
Did You Ever Try To Draw A Straight Line?

This is a song from LollipopRock 1, to the tune of "Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?" by The Lovin' Spoonful; it's by Meg Brooks in C#/Db.

## Lyrics

* Did you ever try to draw a straight line...or make all the colours fit inside the lines?
* It's not very easy, but I keep on trying; did you ever try to draw a straight line?
* Did you ever try to write out your name...and make sure the Ds and Bs don't come out the same?
* There's so many letters, it's hard to explain! Did you ever try to write out your name?
* You know, your sister shows you how over and over and you'll think you've got it, but then you discover
* That there's just one thing that you still just can't get and you think to yourself, "Maybe it's time to quit..."
* But then you know you've got to just keep on trying...
* And pick up your colours and watch out for those lines;
* Your sister says, "That's good; you've got it this time."
* Did you ever try to stay in the lines?
* (instrumental break)
* Sometimes, your brother does something; you wanna do it.
* He's showing you how and says there's nothing to it, but your hands and your feet won't go the right way...
* And you think to yourself, "This just isn't my day."
* Well, you know you've got to just keep on trying;
* Your brother says he'll help, so you try one more time.
* You know how you feel when he says, "That's real fine..."
* Like the first time that you drew a straight line!
Secret Hiding Place

This is a Little Willy parody by Morgan Rosenberg.

## Lyrics

VERSE 1: Outside, we hide-all the kids are playing hide and seek, looking for the best spot.

Running, crawling in and out and under trying hard not to be the first caught.

Everyone's in place not making a sound, watching as the other kids are all found.

CHORUS: Hey now, stay now, stay down down they're calling

Olly olly oxen in free!

You may find all the others, but you'll never find me!

Got the greatest secret hiding place and you'll see!

You'll find all the others, but not me!

VERSE 2: Slow down low down-everyone is asking why it is that I always win.

Won't tell don't tell, gotta keep the secret so I just shake my head with a grin.

Found the secret spot and it's all mine leaving all those other hiders behind.

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE: Got my secret hiding place hiding place hiding place...

(CHORUS repeats and fades)
Lollipoprock 2

As a 2003 Creative Child, iParenting and NAPPA award winner, Lollipoprock 2 has 11 talented singing kids and 14 parodies of famous songs.

## Tracks

1. Oh Daddy by Jasmine Sawyer
2. Secret Hiding Place by Morgan Rosenberg
3. All Mixed Up by Ella Radcliffe
4. The Hero by Ethan Sawyer
5. The Bully by April Borchelt
6. On the Swing by Meg Brooks
7. Monsters Get Out by Jasmine Sawyer
8. BEDTIME by Ethan Sawyer
9. Scrubby Scrubby Scrubby
10. Plea To The Babysitter by Sarah Massey
11. I Can Do It Myself by Morgan Rosenberg
12. Our Oven by Ethan Sawyer
13. Who Was That Kid? by Morgan Rosenberg
14. My Commercials by Jasmine Sawyer
Crawling Around

This is a Stayin' Alive parody performed by The Brantleys; it's in the key of Bm.

## Lyrics

* FIRST VERSE: Well, you can tell by the way I crawl around...
* I'm moving now; I'm on the ground.
* If Mom and Dad look the other way, I'm off again 'cause it's time to play.
* CHORUS: I'm scooting; I'm creeping. I'm squirming and inch-worming. (2x)
* Everybody's looking 'cause man, I'm really cooking!
* I'm crawling around, crawling around!
* Getting into stuff 'til Mama says, "Enough!"
* I'm crawling around, crawling around!
* Aha, ha ha, crawling around, crawling around!
* Aha, ha ha, crawling around and around and around and around...
* VERSE TWO: Well, now, life is great down in the sand 'cause I've got two knees and I've got two hands;
* I can fly down on all fours; yeah, watch my wings when I'm on the floor!
* (CHORUS, First Verse and Chorus)
Crawlin' Around

This is a Stayin' Alive parody performed by the Brantley sisters; it's a disco song in the key of Bm.

## Lyrics

* FIRST VERSE: Well, you can tell by the way I crawl around...
* I'm moving now; I'm on the ground.
* If Mom and Dad look the other way, I'm off again 'cause it's time to play.
* CHORUS: I'm scooting; I'm creeping. I'm squirming and inch-worming. (2x)
* Everybody's looking 'cause man, I'm really cooking!
* I'm crawling around, crawling around!
* Getting into stuff 'til Mama says, "Enough!"
* I'm crawling around, crawling around!
* Aha, ha ha, crawling around, crawling around!
* Aha, ha ha, crawling around and around and around and around...
* VERSE TWO: Well, now, life is great down in the sand 'cause I've got two knees and I've got two hands;
* I can fly down on all fours; yeah, watch my wings when I'm on the floor!
* (CHORUS, First Verse and Chorus)
Goin' To The Park

This is a parody of Just Like Romeo and Juliet, sung by Raina Sayer; it's in the key of G and in 60s tween pop style.

## Lyrics

* Goin' to the park tomorrow morning...dreamin' 'bout the things that I'm gonna do;
* Going swinging, climbing and a slidin'...maybe, there's a jungle gym to hide in!
* I'm gonna jump and run and laugh and then...I'll do it all again!
* I'll see some friends and make some new ones; they'll bring their toys and we all will share.
* We all like just playing games together; I sure hope that we'll be friends forever!
* We're gonna jump and run and laugh and then...we'll do it all again!
* We'll jump, run and laugh and do it all again! (repeated several times)
* Talk about fun and friendship...just wait until that play date!
* We're gonna stay 'til it's late and tell Mom our naps can wait.
* Right now, I'm dreaming and awaiting wond'ring what the morning will really bring.
* If it's cold or Mom has lots of shopping, if it rains and doesn't look like stopping...
* We'll have to stay at home 'til another day when we all can play.
* We'll jump, run and laugh and do it all again! (repeated several times)
All Mixed Up

This is a Witch Doctor parody.

## Lyrics

VERSE 1: I know the strangest cow, she never will say moo. (2x)

Oh, you silly cow! What should we do with you?

CHORUS: Ooh ee ooh ah-ah ting tang walla walla bing bang! (4x)

VERSE 2: I saw the polar bear who lives down at the zoo.

Oh that polar bear, he doesn't like the ice.

That crazy polar bear, he thinks the beach is nice!

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE: seems liker there's creatures everywhere that don't act like they oughta.

Won't someone tell me what is going on?

Swimming around in a pool won't make a goat an otter.

A little grace won't make a duck a swan.

VERSE 3: I heard about an owl who stays awake all day.

That busy owl oh yeah she has so much to do.

She likes to fly around just when the sky is blue.

(CHORUS AND BRIDGE)

VERSE 4: I met a kangaroo who skips to every place.

Oh that kangaroo, he doesn't ever hop...

but if he loves to skip, why should he have to stop?

(CHORUS)
Ting tang walla bing bang! (2x)
Who Was That Kid?

Performed by Morgan Rosenberg, this is a parody of "Who Put The Bomp?" from Lollipoprock 2; its key is E Major changing to F Major at the end.

## Lyrics

* INTRO: I'd like to catch the kid...
* Who did that stuff...
* That made my mommy get so mad at me!
* CHORUS 1: Oh, who got my gum stuck in my sister's hair?
* Who left my skateboard sitting on the stairs?
* Who got my spoon caught the VCR?
* Who left my milk cup in mommy's car?
* Who was that kid? I know just what he did;
* He made my mommy get so mad at me, yeah!
* VERSE 1: When my mommy heard, "Mom, he put gum in my hair!"
* It sends cold chills right into my heart...and when I heard Dad yelling,
* "What's that skateboard doing on the stairs?"
* I knew that trouble was 'bout to start! So...
* CHORUS 2: Who left the crayons in my dirty pants?
* Who shoveled dirt out of my mommy's plants?
* Who tried to see if my baseball would flush?
* Who scrubbed the pennies with my mom's toothbrush?
* Who was that kid? I know just what he did;
* He made my mommy get so mad at me, yeah!
* VERSE 2: When that kid tries out the phone...
* Boogity-boogity (2x)
* Boogity-boogity shoo...
* Mommy says that it's a big no-no...
* And when I feel so sorry...
* Dip da dip da dip dia da dip da dip...
* Mom always says she loves me so!
* CHORUS 3: So...who took the scissors to Mom's magazine?
* Who got the new computer shiny clean?
* Who put my daddy's keys behind the chair?
* Who put 2 eyeholes in my underwear?
* Who was that kid? I know just what he did...
* He made my mommy get so mad at me!
Lollipoprock 1

14 sing-along parodies by 6 talented kids; it was recorded in 2001 and it won various awards in 2002.

## The Tracks

1. Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun by Cat Brantley
2. Goin' To The Park by Raina Sayer
3. The New Baby by Dot Brantley
4. Did You Ever Try To Draw a Straight Line? by Meg Brooks
5. The Book by Ethan Sawyer
6. I Can Count by Scott Williams
7. Laugh and Play All Day by Ethan Sawyer
8. Crawling Around by The Brantley Sisters
9. What I Like by Ethan Sawyer
10. 'Cause I Can Help by Raina Sayer
11. The Zoo Blues by Meg Brooks
12. My Imagination by Cat Brantley
13. I Said Thank You by Meg Brooks
14. Lollipops by Scott Williams
Monsters, Get Out!

This is an I Will Survive parody sung by Jasmine Sawyer.

## Lyrics

Each night I was afraid, I was terrified of what was int he dark just outside my nightlight...

but then my mama sat me down and she told me what to say and now I know: the night's no scarier than day!

So, aliens from outer space, you group of monsters over there each with a big, old, ugly face...
The Bully

This is a parody of The Bobby Fuller 4's I Fought the Law, sung by April Borchelt.

## Lyrics

* Out playing ball in the hot sun,
* I see that bully and we all run. (2x)
* He calls us names and it's no fun.
* I see that bully and we all run. (2x)
* He always scares us and it makes us mad.
* He's mean to everyone.
* He drives us crazy 'cause he acts so bad.
* I see that bully and we all run. (2x)
* Wait, who's he pushing on the playground?
* I see my brother and I run. (2x)
* I gotta help him 'fore he falls down.
* I see my brother and I run. (2x)
* "Stop your shoving!"
* Yeah, that's what I said.
* "Your bully days are done."
* 'Cause he's my brother and I'm not afraid,
* I stopped that bully and we all won. (2x)
The Hero

This is a parody of Holding Out For a Hero by 80s pop star Bonnie Tyler.

## Lyrics

VERSE ONE: There goes a fire-truck racing down the street.

Lights are flashing red and white, the siren keeps the beat.

Wonder who needs them? Who they're gonna save?

Someday I'll be a fireman. I want to be that brave

CHORUS: 'Cause they're all heroes saving people all day into the night.

They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast 'cause there's always a fire to fight.

I'll be a hero saving people all day into the night.

I gotta be strong and I gotta be fast 'cause there's always a fire to fight, fire to fight.

VERSE TWO: I have a uniform, Mom got it just for me.

Hat and boots and jacket too, they all fit perfectly.

I like to wear it when I play pretend 'bout being a brave fireman and what I will do then...

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE: Putting out a building on fire bringing folks out to the street...

'cause firefighters know how to take the heat!
Teaching school-kids to stop, drop and roll and to dial 911...

not to play with matches 'cause safety's number one!

(CHORUS)
Silverwatcher

**Silverwatcher** is a silvery, smoky dark grey tabby tom with stormy grey eyes.

**Silverwatcher** was born outside of the Clans, but his parents are unknown. He was given the name **Silverwatcher** as a young cat, given to him by himself, for his habit of watching the stars. He lived as a rogue for the first 2 years of his life, wandering in and out of Clan territory. Eventually he ran into a patrol, a WindClan patrol, when he walked too far into their territory. They took him back to the WindClan camp, where their leader let him stay. He was allowed to become a warrior of WindClan after a few moons of living in their camp and learning how they hunted. He got permission to keep the name **Silverwatcher** and kept stargazing in honour of his name. He is currently a senior warrior, though he hasn't had an apprentice yet.
Nightsoul

Name: Nightsoul

Age: 20 moons

Looks: (NOT MY ART, CREDIT TO LOKIDRAWZ)https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3c/ef/5d/3cef5da6831eb150c2340c344e3d4b73.jpg

Clan: (I'll add it a bit later)

Personality: Shy, kind of a loner sometimes

Job: (Same to clan)

Mate: N/A

Kits: N/A

Gender: She-cat

Weaknesses: She can't really handle killing other cats if she ever had to

Strengths: Fighting, healing
Pumpkin you forgot about me....

Pumpkin where are you the last time I saw you do something here.... was days ago.... why you ditch me?

I didn't, I'm dating Bendy though!!!, Sorry i was gone for so long!!!!!!!! I am being for real!!! I am very sorry

Wait your *dating*? Ur Gay? Bat will be sad.... RP plz! When u can and ask Korsa to look at this for the RP we are missing Wind! And can you move the RPs in the discuss section to a page?

Bats an A\*\* He's being mean ever since i told him i liked bendy!!!!

https://warriorcatsonlinehome.weebly.com/ OOF, well I found a RP site that I like! I puts a link here..... there we go!
Chair

"Yeah I'm bri ish"

Chair in one of the main playable characters in the game.

## Appearance and Personality

Chair appears as a small cyan being (usually referred to as a "Stub.") and is also wearing a small red fez.

A large part of Chair's personality consists of mostly finding random nonsensical stuff funny and also having big muscles and also getfivjyn alllllll the girlds and mendse

😎😎😎

Jk I dunno I like to draw I guess

-George Chair :)
Zixy

"Now that i think about it what even is realification?"

Zixy is one of the main playable characters in the game, and an optional in the void storyline.

## Appearance and Personality

Zixy appears as a man with pale-blueish skin with long dark orange hair. He also wears a blue jacket and scarf, with black pants & brown boots.

He tends to reference other various RPG Maker games, most notable being OFF.

## Trivia

If you rearrange the letters in Zixy then you get Xyiz and that’s funny kinda i think
Phones

"bring bring"

Phones is one of the main playable characters in the game.

## Appearance and Personality

Phones' appears as person with gray clothing and notably has a head that resembles a computer monitor. Phones also tends to speak in emotes as a response to something, such as **:sure:** or **:somuchwin:** as an example.

It's also shown that they are able to perform various computer-esc abilities, such as being able to hack into things, to storing information is their database.

## In Battle

Phones is somewhat of a unique character in battle, in that they are able to analyze on all on-screen enemies, explaining things such as their resistances/weakness, as well as giving advice on how they should be approached. Additionally they primarily use guns as their main weapon, and can also cast various electric skills.

### Skills

 1

 Resistant against:
    Electric

## Starting Equipment

* Weapon: N/A
* Shield: Thermal Coolant Fan
* Head: Cruton OPG-5780 Drive
* Body: windows xp gangster editon
* Accessory: ghzx0dxz graphic chip
* Role: N/A

## Trivia

(Thanatos writing rn) Phones is into anime traps, which is why I thought of the idea to give him trap abilities and I wish I was kidding (not abkut him being into traps I don't judge preferences)
Apple

"Hot ideas with Apple."

Apple in one of the main playable characters in the game.

## Appearance and Personality

Apple appears a as a living apple man usually wearing a dark red scarf with a dark red jacket & pants. he also mains a furry character in brawlhala i think that's something that should be noted

## funny quotes

"it undownloaded spec ops"

"youre right he is blind he cant hear us"

"i just got fisted"

"they downbuffed him"

"i spent all this time smashing children and theyre back"

"why dont you femboy some fishes"

"I can't beleive quid is real."

**"READ LIKE AN OPEN LOBSTER**!"

"dont quote me on that"

"eat your father"

"GET UP AND WALK YOU PARALYZED RAGDOLL!!!"

"im just died."

"what happened?" (quote always said in the same tone each time)

"im tommorrow stove leaf"

"i am never playing zombies again"

"the time is clocking down"

"how do i get the cat suit i really want that"

"dude we're literally going to be sharing balls"

"i just got a trophy for getting molested"

“My parents just came home from the battle bus”

“Jesus christ buddy stocked for our sins"

"Youre right he is blind, he cant hear us"

## Tirvia

he is the fastest typer of all time

1. lost to me in type racer (trust)

1. he will never get a new discord account to my knowledge which is funny but also sad :[
PTHQ THE GAME Wiki

**Welcome to the PTHQ THE GAME Wiki!**
PTHQ THE GAME was an RPG created in RPG Maker MV by PKShutup & Midnight Miester about a Discord Server of the same name.

Not a lot more to say aside from that really.

Itch.io Page (Current Version)

Gamejolt Page (Old/Browser Version)

## Main Pages

PTHQ MultiverseMain CharactersLocationsThe Bad GuysItemsMechanics

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Scoliosis

"I'm a 100 gecs fan."

Scoliosis in one of the main playable characters in the game.

## Appearance and Personality

Scoliosis appears as a small pink dog wearing a yellow bowtie, and usually has a joyful expression on her face.

She's also really into the band 100 gecs.

## In Battle

Scoliosis primarily uses fire as her main elemental skills, although she is also able to dual wield weapons. Additionally, she can increase the amount of bobux and exp gained after battle, and can boost a characters attack with her weapon creation ability.

### Skills

 1

 Resistant against:
    Fire
    Wind

## Starting Equipment

* Weapon: Starburst Cutlass
* Weapon:  Crowbar
* Head: N/A
* Body: Worn Bow
* Accessory: N/A
Thanatos

"Get among some bitches? I'd rather get among some catgirls"

Thanatos is one of the main playable characters in the game.

## Appearance and Personality

Thanatos appears as man with short brown hair wearing a helmet based on the Persona character of the same name. (duh!), he also usually wears a gray shirt with dark gray pants. (although his portrait shows him wearing a black shirt.)

He is also shown to have a severe addiction to catgirls, most notably is the character Taokaka from the game BlazBlue.

### Skills

 1

 Resistant against:
    Almighty
    Dark

## Starting Equipment

* Weapon:  Ahegao sword
* Shield: N/A
* Head:  Thanatos Helmet
* Body:  Thanatos Shirt
* Accessory: N/A
* Role: N/A

## Trivia

* Thanatos N.S.F.W skills actually stand for: Nonfunctioning Shutdown Fueling Wiring
Kulekid69

"aiendkasdb gagj ewnd ghasgesgo lsadgdsga lenaksgsdg"

### Affiliation

ozzy (r(eal))Benji (dog who isnt afraid of anything except people walking across the street))

## Physical description

### Gender

Female

Kulekid69 (Usually just referred to as Kule) is one of the main playable characters in the game.

## Appearance and Personality

Kule appears as a Lucario wearing a Captian Price Hat, although this can be hard to tell because of how crudely drawn his in-game portrait & fieldsprites are. Kule often speaks in very jumbled & incoherent text, often making it difficult to understand what she's saying, although there are a few instances where she is seen speaking normally.

## In Battle

In battle, Kule primarily uses guns as her main weapon, and can even dual wield them, additionally she also is one of the few characters in the game to use Nuclear elemental skills, as well as being the only playable character that has a revival skill by default.

### Skills

 Resistant against:
    Nuclear
     Gun

## Starting Equipment

* Weapon: Nerf Gun
* Weapon:Nerf Gun
* Head:Captain Price Hat
* Body: N/A
* Accessory: N/A
* Role: N/A

## Trivia

* Kule’s portrait is supposedly meant to be facing forward, contrasting with most playable characters that all have left facing portraits.
* Kule’s nickname is supposedly Makaria, because Makaria is Thanatos’ wife in Greek mythology.
* one time i won a game of rebirth with 7 kills that was a world record. as of 8/24/21 this world record has been tied because i carried that game and apple blows chunks at the video game
* the riolu that kule once was evolved by eating crayons
* ive beaten one game in every mainline pokemon game except emerald fuck emerald i hate emerald i hate gen3 stupid not saving my progress fuck you (edit 2022: i have beaten emerald heracross my beloved :] )
* yakuzakiwami1 is the best yakuza game
* erm
Cadenza

"Success what does it mean to achieve?"

Cadenza is one of the main playable characters in the game.

## Appearance and Personality

Cadenza mainly appears as a young man with short, unkempt black hair and a white button up shirt with a red tie and black blazer, as well as wearing a fedora with a white feather on it.

Though frequently described as looking like a generic anime main character, Cadenza's true appearance is unknown, as he is not described as an individual, but rather a hivemind.

Cadenza is a polite and charismatic "person" with mischievous tendencies and a talent for making cults. His favourite animals are spiders, and he often enlightens others about them during "Spider Time". Being one of the moderators of PTHQ, he demonstrates ambition alongside good humor, but tends to be ambiguous when it comes to himself.

## In Battle

Cadenza's powers change based on what form he takes, shifting when his physical form does. These forms are based off of identities he has taken in the past, and typically reference gaming trends.

* Kaede Akamatsu "Kaedruid" Form
* Woker Form
* Cerberus "Hero's Party" Form
* Mixkichi Form
* Mafia Vessel Form
* Mafia Shade Form
* Royal Vessel Form
* Patchwork Form

### Worker form

Cadenza's worker form appears as a regular man wearing a suit

The worker form of Cadenza works as a support class

Cadenza's unique buff skills don't use the same type as taru/raku/sukukaja meaning that they can stack with each other

 Resistant against:
    Almighty
    Physical

## Starting Equipment

* Weapon:  Exile Blade
* Shield: Maestro Badge
* Head:  Worn Fedora
* Body: Fancy suit
* Accessory:  The Emperor
* Role: N/A

## Notable Events

* The First Cadenza Cult
* The Second Cadenza Cult
* The Survivor Event
* Mod Speedrun
* Appearance as a Harem Route Main Character
* The Success Speech
* The Lucas the Spider Cult

## Other Known Cadenzas

Multiple iterations of Cadenza exist, though when and where they interact in the multiverse's timeline is unknown.

* Other Cadenza
* Esper Cadenza
* PTLC Cadenza
* Isekai Cadenza
* Tester Cadenza
* Cadenzabomination
Wandle

Wandle is one of the main playable characters in the game.

"Um?? sweaty?? I'm literally wandle. But go off ig..."

## Appearance and Personality

Wandle appears as a man with messy hazelnut-ish hair and those red W shaped anime glasses (you know the ones I'm talking about). He also wears a blue shirt and white pants. Wandle also has an orange cape with flames on it.

## In Battle

Wandle starts out with one big hammer with punching glove designs on the end however can also dual wield hammers and boxing glove later on. Wandle mainly learns physical, electric and attack buffing skills.

### Skills

 10

 Resistant against:
    Electric
     Fire
     Dark (block)

## Starting Equipment

* Weapon: Punchy hammer
* Shield: Frozen switch
* Head: Those anime glasses
* Body: Swag ass cape
* Accessory: N/A
Hohaaz

Image captured by PK the day Hohaaz gained a corporeal form by, all rights reserved PTHQ

### Occupation

Archaeologist, resident badass, and monkey man

## Appearances

### Appears in

PTHQ The Game

*"OH OH AH AH reflects attacks instead of avoiding them."*

-Hohaaz's in-game character description.

Hohaaz is one of the main playable characters in the game

## Appearance and Personality

Hohaaz appears as a tall slender man with yellow skin and brown messy hair. He wears a black suit, yellow banana shaped collar, and a tie along with a cape that has a banana pattern on the inside.

He was once a very (if not the most) influential and powerful council member to ever exist before he disappeared without a trace. Experts on the subject called this phenomena the "Hiatus of Hohaaz". After he returned he gained a certain wisdom and once again took a massive foothold in PTHQ (although without council, as he was banished from it till the end of days). His years of study led him to adorn the skills of very powerful beings called the "Kongs", a race of primates with nearly infinite power. One of his most powerful skills is "Banana Slamma" a skill that was once used by the ruler of the Kongs himself. He also wields a stick that he somehow can use as effectively as a samurai does their katana. His extreme hatred for what he calls "degeneracy" has led him to also use a large assortment of light based attacks. Another key element of Hohaaz is that he is the cousin to the almost deity-like Topaz , the first VRA and even has close ties with the Owner of PTHQ, Adachi. He seems to also hold ties to many other influential individuals such as Luigi, Grug, Wallace, Dr. Nefario, and Gru even claiming to have created Euclid of the SCP foundation although experts can neither confirm nor deny any of this. He appears along side Apple, Topaz, and Adachi in the Topaz story arc.

## In Battle

### Skills

 Resistant against:
    Light (Immune)
     Gun

## Starting Equipment

* Weapon:  Stick.
* Shield: Max Social Link Badge
* Head: N/A
* Body:  Banana Cape
* Accessory: N/A
TSG Universe

**The Savior's Game** or TSG is the universe that Parallel Project is set in, along with 2 other stories.

## Parallel Project

Parallel Project is set in between the 2 other stories.

## Unknown Prequel

This story will be focused on "The Release of Magic" event that has been spoken of in Parallel Project. There is no current name confirmed for the prequel.

## Unknown Sequel

Nothing is known about the sequel of the series.
Hub

The Hub (or PTHQ as it's labeled in-game) is the initial location the player starts in upon a new game.

## Hub

The main room you start in.

Once there, the player if greeted by both PKShutup & Zixy telling them where they can go.

The Hub is split up into 3 main parts:

* The main room is where the player can access the 3 storylines:
	+ The Main Story
	+ Topaz's Story
	+ The Void

* The left path leads to "The Memorial" which contains 2 tombstones:
	+ One for "Wildcord" (which was a server made by Chair where he'd post a gif of Wildy Woody everyday. He deleted the server after accidently forgetting skipping a day.)
	+ The other is for Apple's now deleted discord account, which he deleted due to personal reasons.

* The right path leads to the Hall of Past Encounters, which is essentially a boss rush where you can refight major battles from each storyline.
* The Bottom path lead to the tutorial area where Zixy can teach you about various gameplay mechanics, it's mainly meant for people who've never played an RPG Maker game before.

## Trivia

* The area's appearance reuses the subspace tileset from another game called Fellaquest, which PK & Zixy also worked on.