9/11 Luigi

TITLE: 9/11 luigi

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: twin towers, luigi

WRITERS: zion, brainimp, saff

Once upon a time there were two twin towers that stood tal, thye communicated usinbg morsecode/. meanwhioel inm the mushjrooom kingdom, luigi found himself in a piclle.. mario had mysteriously tunred hiumself inot a a giany psagheytti noodle and the only way to reserve the cure was to collect magical pasyta sauxce from doifferent dimensions... armed with a spatula and a backpack full on liinguini., luigi embarked on his bizzare quest first leading to the twin towers... once arriving at his designated locasstion he checked the day, septenmber eleven with beautiful skunny sighs... i mean skies... glancing up at the towers "Mama mia!" he says in awe... he then sees an airplane in the corner of his eye out of ....

“I know this” he says frantic.

“Today is that day we don’t ever forgot…”

He pick up his tools and runs to the tower, going up so fast Usijg his plunger suction cup powers to climb literwlly jst liiek te super Mario brothers super show.

“In thr Mushroom kindgom, we call this events, ‘nine Koopleven.’ But the Amercia call it a elecen. And today…”

He looks behind him and gasps.

“The tower becomes from tower to rubble.”

He uses his super extending super huge trampoline;e from his magic bag, extending it over the twitch toeers. Holding it up with his own strength.

“I’ve got yiu, towers! Hold on,”

He says to the as the plane get closer and closer. He closes his eyes as the plane slowly envelops the trio, making contact with thr trampoline…

boioioioioioioinnngg…..

….silents… no o) move a muscle…

Luigi oen his eyes and sees the airplane bei bounced com0letrly backwards, towards the direction of the Sun. He cheers, Dancing from atop the tower! He did it! The towers dance too, happy to be alive in this worl.

But, there was only one thing this poor Luigi forogt. If only he had kept up on his Histoory y lesson… because a second plane was on it way.

Luigi’s celebration is cut short as he hears the telltale, grim hum of yet another plane. His pulse quickens, his body moving on its own before he can even stop to think.

“Holy cannoli! I canta beleive I almost forgot! I have to save-a Manhattan…I can’t-a quit now!”

luigi reache”s into his dimensional pocket to pull out his giant planeswatter, but as despair dawns on him, he realizes something horrendous.

He left it at one of king koopa’s 7 koopa hotels.

“Mama mia,” he croaks out. Though the decision is heartwrenching, he knows what he must do. The citizens of Manhattan, the twin towers themselves, the dese rve a chance at awesome fucking cool life.

He must sacrifice himself for the greater good.

Jumping  900000 feet into the air with the help of a second, cooler trampoline, luigi transforms, agonizingly, into his ttrue form.

Weegee.

As he rises in the air from the force of the jump, he locks his eyes on the plane as it hurtles towards the twin towers. His stare intensifies, his heart hammers in his chest.

And suddenly, it works.

The plane, too, with a startling splat, becomes weegee, and they hurtle down from the heavens together.

As they near the ground; weegee shuts his eyes. The twin towers weep, preemptively mourning the grand loss of their hero.

Though he may die, it wasn’t in vain. DO THE MARIO