Sorn

* Manga (2007)
* UFO (2006)
* Ninja Avatar (2006)
* New Years (2007-Present)

## Status

Narf (Sibling, Deceased)

Zownd (Brother)

Zoit (Sister)

Boing (Brother)

Zooeep (Sister)

Glarg (Adopted Brother)

Woing (Sister, Deceased)

Flarn (Brother)

Omph (Sister, Missing)

Bobo (Brother)

Nili (Sister)

The Daughters (Sisters, Deceased)

.REALLY JACKED UP. (Fiancée)

**Sorn** is an NPC from the Halloween 2k6 Event. He was first introduced in H2k6 as **UFO 11.**

Sorn would take part in the Halloween 2k6 event alongside his fellow UFO's under his numbered Alias, **11**. He was initially known for his ill-tempered, proud and honorable nature; as well as his initial contempt of Gaians.

Sorn is notable for creating the Zurg Legion(Which was renamed 'The Hive') and being the Zurg directly responsible for killing Flarn. Making him one of the two main antagonists for the first half of the event/story; later changing his role to a supporting character in the second half.

## **Personality**

Upon first arriving on Gaia, Sorn was openly hostile towards Gaians. He believed that Gaians were inferior to the Zurg and often called them names.

He was egotistic, sarcastic, fond of mockery, and not above using blackmail and threats to get his way - to the point of threatening to harm his own siblings. Sorn viewed Flarn's love for Gaians as a weakness, especially his romantic feelings.

As time passed and Sorn was forced to face and reflect on the decisions he made and the hurt he had caused his family, his personality made a drastic shift. Love and acceptance by a group of Believers had opened his eyes to the truth. He began to understand Flarn's love for Gaians and wanted to experience romance for himself.

As he opened himself up to these emotions and began to fall in love, he became consumed with guilt. He did not feel worthy and felt that he had failed the person he loved due to his selfishness. Sorn's new personality was the complete opposite of the former one; he became selfless, caring, empathetic, sincere, and a romantic.

## **History**

#### **The Zurg Invasion - First Half**

When the aliens first came to Gaia, they came seeking one thing: Power. The blast that split the Gambinos attracted them to Gaia, in search of the source of such a powerful burst of energy.

At the beginning of the event, most of Sorn's activity was strictly limited to Towns; where he and his sister, 06, were quickly identified by users as the two most aggressive and hostile of the 12 UFO's.

On October 28, 2006; his brother, 09, would be outed for having a romantic interest in Gaia mod Yuzi\_K. In response to this; 05 posted on the Believers thread, asking for the whereabouts of 09 and insincerely promising no harm would come to him. Sorn would then make his forum debut; responding to 05's post with a stark remark; stating that asking the 'SMELLY APES' was a waste of time. Sorn would also voice his personal disgust towards 09's scandal- Declaring that "ALL MONKEY LOVERS WILL BE PUNISHED!!" before returning to insult users on the forums and towns; calling them various things such as 'WEAK', 'WORMS' and 'SMELLY APES'.

    Quickly picking up on the danger he was in, 09 would go into hiding and Sorn would spearhead the search for him; having viewed 09's actions and behavior as an insult to his Zurgian pride and honor. During this period, Sorn would make many more appearances in the Believers thread. He attempted to threaten users and negotiate with them for information- but Sorn would ultimately fail to shake the Believers loyalty to 09; which only served to aggravate him further.

He would next appear in Cindy Donovinh's exclusive interview, alongside the rest of his fellow siblings, Mothership and Ron Bruise- with 09 noticeably absent. Throughout the interview, Sorn would repeatedly and publicly affirm his opinion that Zurg were superior to Gaian's. When prompted by Cindy about 09's whereabouts; Sorn professed that 09 was dead to them.

The longer 09 evaded Sorn's efforts to capture him, the more agitated and angry Sorn became. On November 5th, 2006, he would return to the Believers thread alongside 06; and both UFO's began pleading for 09's location with an uncharacteristic tone of sincerity. They told the members of the Believers that 09 was 'malfunctioning' and delusional- and needed help or he would die. But after a full day of pleading, The Believers -not swayed by their words- refused to give up any information. In frustration, Sorn would curtly reveal to them that 09 was sick and dying, and that their leader(The wandering mind...) was keeping that and other things secret from them. Sorn then affirmed that he an 06's offer of 'GAIA'S GREATEST TREASURE' still stood for anyone that contacted them about 09's whereabouts; before leaving the thread alongside 06.

On November 10th, 2006, Sorn and 06 would again return to the Believers in a rage- this time finding out that 02 was also aligned with them. Having failed again and again to persuade them to talk; he would starkly reprimand 02 and insist that 09 was dead. To everyone's surprise, 09 would then come out of hiding; Telling 02 to run. Sorn, enraged, promised that they would hunt 09 down.. and that if he didn't show himself; they would hurt 02 instead. Afraid for his siblings safety, 09 surrendered himself and promised he would meet them soon. Sorn would respond that they would be waiting.

Within the hour following 09's surrender, 09 was killed. A manga chapter titled 'The Death of Alien 9' would be released weeks later, revealing what had occurred. Sorn and 06 would be pictured in hot pursuit of 09, looking to fight. But 09 refused to fight them. Sorn(appearing on 09's monitor) exclaimed that 09 will pay for his treachery with his life, before violently shooting down 09's craft; fatally injuring 09 in the resulting blast. Sorn would then scan the remains of ship: audibly confirming to 06 that 09 was dead. Satisfied that their mission was complete, they departed together.

A little over an hour after Sorn's last post in the Believers thread, he would return, posting a twisted emoticon and proudly proclaiming '09 WILL NO LONGER GO AROUND SPREADING LIES ABOUT US!', before mockingly reciting 09's peaceful mantra. He would then attempt to persuade Believers members into drinking Zurg Energy, so he could recruit them to his own(soon to be) organization: the Zurg Nation. Sorn continued boasting into the next day, mocking the GiB(stating that he had spies in the GiB and that he had infiltrated it; mockingly posting in their guild) and dropping various hints towards Flarn's fate; as many members of The Believers remained blissfully unaware of it.

Nov 11th; 12 would post on The Believers thread, challenging Sorn on what he had done to 09. Sorn would only respond with a smile; which would make gaia users Dagger Klinge and indisposed noticeably suspicious.

November 12th, 2006; Sorn would start publicly recruiting for The Zurg Nation.

November 15th, Sorn would post his "SEARCHING FOR TRUE LOVE" sticky thread. The purpose of the thread initially appeared to be another mockery of 09 and his relationships with Gaians(As not only did Sorn still hate Gaian's during this period; but once again Sorn re-purposed 09's mantra "JOIN ME AND FOLLOW ME INTO THE LIGHT**"** into the opening post of the thread). In his very next post, Sorn would make a stark response in a Gaian's thread stating '09 IS DEAD TO US! DO NOT MENTION THAT TRAITOR HERE!!! :scream:'.

On the same day he would go to the 'The GIB Investigation Headquarters' thread, where he would state his distaste of the GiB. Mother appeared on the thread soon after to respond in agreement. Seeing the opportunity present itself; Sorn would quickly put on an innocent act in the attempt to further lower Mothers opinion of the GiB.

Sorn continued to cause mischief on the forums into the next day(November 16th), denouncing and mocking individual users, The GiB and The Believers. He would then jeeringly comment on one of 12's subforum topics, stating that 12 was being punished for Gaians behavior on the thread. Soon after he would also respond to Dagger Klinge's confession of love to 12; threatening her that the same fate as 09 would befall 12 if her involvement with him continued. Sorn would also post a topic in 02's subforum to berate them for their continued involvement with Gaians.

That day, Indisposed would question Sorn on what he did to 09; and he would ominously respond that what he did to 09 was 'More than just teasing'.

November 17th, Sorn would start preparations for the The Zurg Nation guild. He would spend most of the day organizing the guild and assigning ranks and permissions on his recruitment thread; most notably making Gaia user mitsuguri yagyu his secretary and Gaia user Foxumon an elite officer. Now with some of the higher ranks issued, Sorn would start putting together an 'intelligence' branch for the purpose of 'weeding' out members of the GiB and Believers. He also posted in his 'SEARCHING FOR TRUE LOVE' thread, ordering mitsuguri yagyu to list the 'hippes' and 'spies' who lurked that thread as well.

The wandering mind... would later make a challenging post in Sorn's subform regarding 09's missing status. Sorn, angered, considered the act 'infiltration' by The Believers; sending both his Zurg Nation members and his 'Harem'(from 'SEARCHING FOR TRUE LOVE') to 'kick them off' his ship. He would later ask if they had left, but was told by a guild member that they would likely not leave peacefully. Sorn responds that he will have to talk with 02 again.

Soon after, Sorn mobilized himself and The Zurg Nation to counter infiltrate The Believers in the offending thread. During the infiltration, he remarked that 02 had been punished for their behavior. He would then state that it wouldn't have happened if they had stayed out of his subforum, as well as citing their disrespect of 06's and her warnings before threatening them to leave. After some back and forth smack talk between Sorn and The Believers.. Sorn would further explain that he believed the pain and suffering that 09, 12 and 02 had gone through was entirely their doing. He insisted that he did not enjoy inflicting pain on his siblings; but viewed it as being for 'the greater need' and that he felt he was forced to do so.

Sorn would then return to his own Zurg Nation thread to describe 'Raider' and 'Hunter' positions in his army. He disclosed that the Zurg Nation was restructuring ranks to accommodate a large influx of new recruits, and assured interested Gaian's that as long as they aligned themselves with Zurg, that they would be accepted soon. He would later further specify that Raider classes had to be equipped with UFO's from that point forward; or would be demoted back to Hunter Class. He would further proclaim that all elite units had to had to drink zurg; as 'non-green skinned' Gaians would not be accepted into those ranks.

Nov 18th, 2006; Sorn would reprimand several users for their misconduct and comments. As well as others for their 'cute' custom Zurg Nation ID's. He would also kick a GiB member off his thread. One user would point out that Sorn had been placed as Vice Captain of The Zurg Nation Guild by accident, and Sorn would respond that it had been a miscommunication. Soon after, he would express his distaste of 'hugging', and then post a response to a Gaian that 02 and 12 were dead to him. Immediately after, he would respond to Forbidden Toast's request for a hug and affection with "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"

Sorn would make further comments about his distaste in Zombies, a comment on lawyers and would tell a GiB agent that The Zurg Nation had nothing to hide from them. He would also mention that Johnny K. Gambino told the Zurg a lot about G-Corp and it's secrets, and that the Zurg considered Gambino an Ally.

As time went on, he would express further discomfort towards Forbidden Toast's continued affection towards him. Gaia user [.Britt.] would also hop in on a mule(as he was ignored) and would also attempt to hug Sorn, and Sorn would accuse Britt of trying to 'assassinate' him. He would block Britt again, but Britt would return on a new mule to taunt him; much to Sorns continued discomfort. After more and more of The Believer's showed up to 'Glomp' Sorn, mitsuguri yagyu would offer to start a ban list; which Sorn enthusiastically approved of.

Following the Believers influx of affection towards him, Sorn would express that he wasn't feeling well. Leaving zerr0 in charge of Zurg Nation until the next day.

The next day, Sorn would return with a noticeable cough. He would curse The Believers, proclaiming to the Zurg Nation that they would pay for breaking their promise and attempting to 'assassinate' him the previous night. He would take on his duties as Zurg Nation's leader once again; but after an hour he would ask for a Medic and stated he would be back after some urgent matters. After another hour, he would return and state that he still didn't feel well and needed further rest. He would squarely pin the blame on The Believers and announce that they would pay for what they had done. A user would point out that Sorn misspelt his own name on the threads first page as ‘[NPC] alien\_udo\_11’, and Sorn would retort that that’s why he needed rest. Sorn would then excommunicate Gaia user Red Bean for misconduct and put Gaia user Bloody Angel in charge while he rested.

Later in the day, Sorn would return and ask for a status update(still with a noticeable cough). He would be informed by members of Zurg Nation that 02's followers were allegedly 'trying to form an army'. The very idea of it would make Sorn laugh and ask if it was a joke. He would then put Gaia user Eryphil in charge of the guild, stating that he would deal with 02 again and show his followers that The Believers efforts were futile. When prompted by his members about his condition, he would insist that he did not need medication for his illness.

A few minutes later, a user would ask for mercy on behalf of 02 and members of The Believers. Sorn would refuse and again claim that The Believer's 'assassinated' him and he would show no mercy. After quelling some infighting within the Zurg Nation, Sorn then commanded Gaia User Zerr0 to infiltrate The Believers thread with a task force to make their presence known there. Over an hour later, he would ask for a status report. Members of Zurg Nation reported that effort was a mess and that they had been defeated by 'hugs' and 'cookies'. Their incompetence would frustrate and anger Sorn further. He would later discipline Zerr0 for leading the failed movement, and would approve the idea of a training camp to prepare for another attempt.

#### **The Zurg Invasion - Second Half**

A half hour later; Sorn would again post in his 'SEARCHING FOR TRUE LOVE' thread. The first few posts he made seemed debatably insincere, as he used 09's mantra similar to his initial post. He seemed delirious, insisting that he wasn't 'sick' as previously thought; but instead 'love sick'. Giving a strong implication that the 'Assassination'(Glomping incident) the previous night had been the true origin of his sickness. Meanwhile, many of The Believers and GiB would express heavy doubt that his change of heart was truly genuine.

Dropping his typing quirk of speaking in capital letters, he would express that he had seen the error of his ways; and would no longer harm anyone including his siblings. Going further to preach that 'nothing is more powerful than love', before succumbing to more coughing fits. He would then disband his harem and proclaim that both Zurgians and Gaians would be welcomed into Zurg Nation in the name of 'everlasting peace'. When approached by a disillusioned Zurg Nation member about his change of heart, Sorn explained that he didn't fully understand himself what had occurred; but concluded the reason he had rejected 'love' for so long was due to his fear of losing control of himself because of it. He would also insure members of Zurg Nation that he hadn't turned his back on them.

He would later apologize to zerr0 for his earlier outburst and acknowledged that it would take time for many to trust him. Another user would step forward and ask if the feelings he was experiencing were recent. Sorn responded that he had been in denial, and that 09 had shown him love made anything possible. He expanded on his reflection, stating that The Believer's affection towards him in his thread had made him afraid, but after experiencing such emotion, he then felt the draw to experience the ultimate love: The bond between two lovers. (Also referencing that he had been inspired by 09.)

Sorn would continue posting in the thread, complimenting users work and making amends with users he had previously hurt. He would even take suggestions for dating advice. But as the night went on; Gaian's would start asking about the current status of his siblings. Sorn would reveal that his brethren were all on a 'secret mission' and that 02 was fine and 12 was in trouble with mother.. but expressed that he didn't wish to discuss 09's status. Shortly after, he would express that he wasn't feeling well and would leave for the rest of the night to rest.

Sorn would go missing for a few days. Upon his return, he posted a series of posts in his 'SEARCHING FOR TRUE LOVE' thread once again; speaking entirely in ROT-47 code. Much to the confusion of onlooking Gaians.

Nov 23rd: "I am in love~" .

Nov 25th: "My heart yearns for love, yet I lack courage~" and "For my selfishness, I have failed you~"

Nov 26th: "I am in love. Yet my soul is tormented".

Nov 27th, his final coded post, would end on a sadder note: "I can not face my love She does not know how I feel about her yet. Perhaps Words can not express what I am going through now. This pain is unbearable. To everyone that I have caused harm I can not undo the past".

Meanwhile, having watched what had become of him, 10 became enraged at Sorn and issued a challenge to fight to the death.

Nov 28th, 2006. Sorn would make is final post as UFO 11. He would state that the time had come for him to atone for his sins, and that he couldn't confess to the person he loved. He would admit that everything 09 stood for was the truth; and the time had come for him to atone. Further noting that these would be his final hours and revealing to everyone his intention to forfeit and die in his match against 10.

***(Editor Shallotte: Currently under construction :>)***

## **Trivia**

-Sorn's actor was former staff member [ JK ], who also preformed several other Zurg roles.

-Sorn's name was not revealed until December 02, 2006. It was Mothership and 08 that gave it to Thilath.

-During the event, Sorn had a playlist of songs on his NPC Alien Sorn profile. Some of them being 'Music of the Night', 'I'd Do Anything For Love' and 'Unchained Melody'.

-It is not known if the Silver Promise Ring Sorn is wearing is the one he exchanged with **.Really Jacked Up.,** or if it's the ring he was given from **The First Guard**'s members.

1. ↑ [X] "BROTHER, DON'T BOTHER WITH THESE SMELLY APES! THEY WILL NOT TELL US WHERE THAT TREACHEROUS MONKEY LOVER IS, EVEN IF THEY KNEW! :Scream: "
2. ↑ [X] "DISGUSTING!!! ALL MONKEY LOVERS WILL BE PUNISHED!! :scream:"
3. ↑ [X] Halloween Event Info + Exclusive Interview with Ron & Aliens
4. ↑ [X] Flarn gives himself up to 11 and 06. In exchange for 02's safety.
5. ↑ [X] "GIB HAS SPIES IN BELIEVERS AND I HAVE SPIES IN GIB. FAIR ENOUGH!" -Sorn
6. ↑ [X] - Sorn bypassed the GiB's Guild permissions; and posted in the GiB. In the original post; he mockingly pretending to be a real GiB agent. Unfortunately; his original topic and first post was comically edited out by GiB Vice Captain: **The Iron Magus.**
7. ↑ [X] Bobo asks Sorn about what he did to 09
8. ↑ [X] ZURG NATION [NOW RECRUITING]
9. ↑ [X] "SEARCHING FOR TRUE LOVE"
10. ↑ [X] "**09 IS DEAD TO US! DO NOT MENTION THAT TRAITOR HERE!!!** :scream:"
11. ↑ [X] Always resorting to violence. GIB exemplifies all that is bad about Gaia.
12. ↑ [X] Mother, don't listen to GIB! They are lying. They keep harassing me, even if I behave.
13. ↑ [X] "**THANKS TO YOU DIRTY APES, 12 IS RECEIVING HIS PUNISHMENT! HE WILL NOT BE BACK ANYTIME SOON!"**
14. ↑ [X] Dagger Klinge reveals that she had confessed her feelings to 12; and Sorn responds with a threat to 12's safety.
15. ↑ [X] "YOU IDIOT!! YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY RIVAL THESE PRIMITIVE APES! DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU AGAIN!"
16. ↑ [X] "**HAHAHA! I'D SAY I DID MORE THAN JUST TEASING!"**
17. ↑ [X] Sorn makes mitsuguri yagyu his secretary
18. ↑ [X] " **YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL. YOU ARE ONE OF MY ELITE OFFICER!!!"**
19. ↑ [X] **NOW I NEED TO FORM AN INTELLIGENCE BRANCH WHICH WILL WEED OUT ALL THE GIB AND BELIEVERS MEMBERS. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WISH TO JOIN THIS DIVISION!**
20. ↑ [X] " YES, IT IS WHAT SECRETARIES DO! NOW GET TO WORK!

WE WILL ALSO NEED TO WEED OUT ALL THE HIPPIES AND SPIES HERE!"
21. ↑ [X] **ATTENTION!!!'**
BELIEVERS HAVE INFILTRATED OUR BASE!!!
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19659765
**KICK THOSE HIPPIES OFF MY SHIP!!!**
22. ↑ [X] "**SORRY TO HERE THAT. GUESS I WILL NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH 02 AGAIN."**
23. ↑ [X] "02 HAS BEEN PUNISHED. I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF WHAT YOU DID, BELIEVERS."
24. ↑ [X] "NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE OCCURRED IF YOU DID NOT MAKE YOUR PRESENCE HERE.

AND YOU DISRESPECTED 06 AND NOT HEED HIS WARNING."
25. ↑ [X] "SILENCE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? HAVE YOU NOT CAUSED ENOUGH PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR MY SIBLINGS? 09, 12 AND NOW 02? IT IS ALL YOUR DOING!!!"
26. ↑ [X] "FOOLISH APE! WE ZURGLINGS MAKE SACRIFICIES FOR THE GREATER NEED. I DO NOT ENJOY INFLICTING PAIN ON MY SIBLINGS, BUT I AM FORCED TO DO SO.

AND DO NOT INSULT MY FOLLOWERS, THEY ARE LOYAL AND TRUSTWORTHY. UNLIKE SOME OF THE MEMBERS YOU HAVE!!!"
27. ↑ [X] **MANY OF YOU HAVE INQUIRED ABOUT THE RAIDER AND HUNTER POSITIONS IN MY ARMY.'**
HERE'S A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF WHAT IS INVOLVED...

RAIDERS: THEY ARE THE FIRST WAVE OF ATTACK. THEY WILL STRIKE WITH PIN-POINT ACCURACY AND WITHOUT MERCY!

HUNTERS: USE BRUTE FORCE AND SEEK ITS TARGET UNTIL IT IS OBLITERATED! THEY ARE THE BACKBONE OF ZURG NATION!
28. ↑ [X] **WELCOME FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO JOIN OUR GLORIOUS ZURG ARMY!**

WE ARE CURRENTLY RESTRUCTURING OUR RANKS TO ACCOMMODATE THE LARGE INFLUX OF NEW RECRUITS.

IF YOU ALIGN YOUR ALLEGIANCE WITH ZURG, YOU WILL BE ACCEPTED SOON.
29. ↑ [X]**ATTENTION!'**
ALL RAIDER CLASS MUST BE EQUIPED WITH AN UFO FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. IF YOU LACK SUCH POSSESSION, YOU WILL BE REASSIGNED TO HUNTER CLASS!

ALSO, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOUR MINI UFOS WILL BE UPGRADED WITH NEW ZURG TECHNOLOGY!

ALL ELITE UNITS SUCH AS RAIDERS AND HUNTERS MUST DRINK ZURG. NON-GREEN SKIN WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED INTO THESE RANKS!

ALL HAIL ZURG!
30. ↑ [X] Sorn on Newzpop Reporta Tyro Bong's 'Cute' Zurg Nation ID
31. ↑ [X] **HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT?!!'***GIB IS NOT WELCOMED HERE! NOW BE GONE!!! :rage:'*
32. ↑ [X] THERE WAS MISCOMMUNICATION! IT IS SETTLED NOW.
33. ↑ [X] **NO HUGGING IS PERMITTED!!! THE MERE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL!!! :gonk:**
34. ↑ [X] Sorn on 02 and 12: **THEY ARE DEAD TO ME AS WELL!**

Sorn to Forbidden Toast: **ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?**
35. ↑ [X] **AND I THOUGHT APES SMELLED BAD... ZOMBIES ARE FAR WORSE!!!**

I DOUBT THAT 05 COULD EVEN EAT THEM.
36. ↑ [X] **HEARD THAT LAWYERS WERE THE LOWEST LIFEFORM ON GAIA, IS THIS TRUE?**
37. ↑ [X] **WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE! WE COME IN PIECE!!!**
38. ↑ [X] **AHH, YES! G-CORP!!! GAMBINO HAS SHOWN US! HE HAS TAUGHT US MUCH ABOUT G-CORP AND ITS SECRETS!**
39. ↑ [X] **GAMBINO HAS BEEN VERY COOPERATIVE! WE CONSIDER HIM AS OUR ALLY!**
40. ↑ [X] **WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME?!!  :Gonk:'***IS WANDERING MIND NOT YOUR LEADER?'*
41. ↑ [X] **THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU'RE TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME!!! :scream:**
42. ↑ [X] :gonk: x15 **WHERE IS MY MEAT SHIELD?** :scream:
43. ↑ [X] mitsuguri yagyu offers to start a banlist
44. ↑ [X] I am not feeling well. Think I am getting sick... zerr0, I leave you in charge.
45. ↑ [X] **HAIL!!!** \*cough cough\*

**YOUR LORD IS BACK!!!**\*cough\*

**WHAT IS THE CURRENT STATUS?!**
46. ↑ [X] \*salutes\*

**GOOD JOB SOLDIER! THESE PATHETIC FOOLS THINK THEY CAN DEFY ME!!!**\*cough cough\*

UHHGGgggg.. THOSE DAMN BELIEVERS WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE! NOT ONLY DID THEY BREAK THEIR PROMISE, BUT THEY TRIED TO ASSASINATE ME LAST NIGHT!!!
47. ↑ [X] **MEDIC!!! I NEED MEDIC!** \*cough cough cough\*  :gonk:

I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF SOME URGENT MATTERS, I WILL BE BACK!!
48. ↑ [X] **I AM STILL NOT FEELING WELL. I WILL TAKE LEAVE AND GET SOME MORE REST! BELIEVERS WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!!!**\*cough cough\*
49. ↑ [X] **THIS IS WHY I MUST REST!**

\*cough cough\*
50. ↑ [X] **RED BEAN IS NO LONGER PART OF THE ZURG ARMY! SUCH INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!** :scream:

\*cough cough\*
51. ↑ [X] **I MUST GO NOW! I WILL PUT BLOODY ANGEL IN CHARGE WHILE I AM GONE!** \*cough cough\*
52. ↑ [X] \*salutes\* ALL HAIL!!! YOUR SUPREME OVERLORD HAS RETURNED!!! \*cough\* WHAT IS THE CURRENT STATUS, ASIDE FROM THAT GIB SCUM!? \*cough cough\*
53. ↑ [X] \*salutes\* ALL HAIL!!! YOUR SUPREME OVERLORD HAS RETURNED!!! \*cough\* WHAT IS THE CURRENT STATUS, ASIDE FROM THAT GIB SCUM!? \*cough cough\*
54. ↑ [X] **HAHAHAHA!** \*cough hack cough cough cough\*

**02'S ARMY?!!! IS THIS A JOKE?**

**THAT IDIOT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIE A SHOE LACE, LET ALONE LEAD AN ARMY!!!**
55. ↑ [X] Sorn puts Eryphil in charge of the guild.
56. ↑ [X] '***I WILL PERSONALLY DEAL WITH 02 AGAIN, THEN HIS/HER FOLLOWERS WILL UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS FUTILE TO RESIST US!'''''''***

I DO NOT NEED ANY MEDICATION, I AM FULLY FUNCTIONAL!!!**\*cough cough cough\***
57. ↑ [X] **BELIEVERS MADE AN ATTEMPT TO ASSASSINATE ME!!! I WILL SHOW NO MERCY!**

\*cough cough cough\*
58. ↑ [X] **SILENCE!!!** :scream: \*cough\*

**NEVER FIGHT AMONGST YOURSELVES!!!**
[X] **ALL WHO DISOBEY MY ORDER WILL BE DISCIPLINED! THERE WILL NO LONGER BE ANY INFIGHTING!!!**

\*cough\*
59. ↑ [X] **TODAY, YOU WILL INFILTRATE AND LEAD A ZURG TASK FORCE INTO BELIEVERS THREAD AND MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN THERE!!!**
[X] **YES! I PUT YOU IN CHARGE DID I NOT?!** \*cough\***TAKE WHO EVER YOU NEED. DO NOT FAIL ME!**
60. ↑ [X] Almost the entirety of the ZN entered the believers thread, and roleplayed (they were almost all one-line posts), spammed, and stretched the page.

The Believers ignored them, and the attack disbanded.

Your troops were acting foolish in my eyes, and instead of a good, clean roleplay fight it broke down into spam and stretching.
61. ↑ [X] **HOW INCOMPETENT!!! MUST I DO EVERYTHING!?**

SO IT TURNED INTO A SPAM-FEST? HOW COULD YOU GO IN THERE WITH NO PLAN? **\*cough cough\***

**NEXT TIME, I WILL ONLY ALLOW MY COMMANDERS TO LEAD!!! :scream:**
[X] **HOW CAN I RELY ON AN ARMY WHO CAN NOT EVEN DEAL WITH BUNCH OF HIPPIES!??** :scream: \*cough cough\*
62. ↑ [X] **I SAID MAKE OUR PRESENCE KNOWN.. NOT ACT LIKE GAIAN NOOB APES!!!** \*cough cough\*

**ZERR0 WILL BE DISCIPLINED!**
63. ↑ [X] **THERE WILL BE TRAINING CAMPS! IT WAS A MISTAKE TO SEND TROOPS SO ILL PREPARED!!**\*cough\*
64. ↑ [X] **TO MY FUTURE WIFE:**

I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME. TO SHOW YOU THE STARS.

TO DANCE AMONG THEM. YOU WILL SEE WONDERS AND DELIGHTS

NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE.

WE WILL TRAVEL TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY... HAND IN HAND.

JOIN ME AND FOLLOW ME INTO THE LIGHT. I WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF TRUE LOVE.
65. ↑ [X] **THE ONLY SICKNESS I AM SUFFERING IS FROM LOVE-SICKNESS.**\*cough cough\*

**I WILL FIND MY LOVE, EVEN IF IT MEANS MY LIFE!**
66. ↑ [X] I have seen the errors of my way. I will no longer harm anyone, including my siblings. I will not use Zurg Nation to bring conflict to this world.

The true meaning of power is not world domination. It is love!

Nothing is more powerful than love.. nothing! \*cough\*
67. ↑ [X] You are correct. I have done much wrong. I did not understand gaian customs, and I acted with poor judgement. I will disband my harem and disburse the line. I did not mean to insult your female kind. My apologies... \*cough\*
68. ↑ [X] Zurg Nation will still exist. However, it will no longer be used for war. It will be a place for zurgians and gaians to come together. For everlasting peace between our 2 races. \*cough cough\*
69. ↑ [X] Love works in mysterious way. I have learned this much.

I do not understand fully why I am behaving this way. Perhaps I was just afraid.. afraid that my emotions would take over. Afraid that I would lose control.
70. ↑ [X] I have not. I am merely trying to mend my ways. \*cough\*

[X] I will never abandon you. I must find my love. \*cough cough\*
71. ↑ [X] I am sorry zerr0. I have been too harsh. Please accept my apology. \*cough cough cough\*
72. ↑ [X] Yes, of course. Trust takes time. I understand. \*cough cough\*
73. ↑ [X] I have witnessed what love can do. Yes, it can conquer everything. 09 showed me that anything was possible when it came to love.
At first, I was in denial. I did not want to accept it. However, recently Believers came to Zurg Nation and began showing affection.
I have never felt such emotion. I was afraid, but now I accept it. I need more of it. \*cough cough\*
This is why I am seeking love. The ultimate love... the bond between two people. \*cough hack cough\*
74. ↑ [X] I have seen his involvement with certain Gaian. I wish to experience the same thing. \*cough\*
75. ↑ [X] Sorry, I have read your poem. It was very touching. Thank you. \*cough cough\*

[X] I have seen your work. It is.. as gaians say, very cute! \*cough\*
76. ↑ [X] I have already un-ignored Sheshira. \*cough\*

[X] I am sorry. I was different person back then. Gifts meant nothing to me. Things are different now. Please accept my apology.
77. ↑ [X] Perhaps I must go on some "dates."
I have no experience in this matter. How do I go about it? \*cough\*

[X] Very well. I will ask some of you to go on a group date with me. :embarrassed: \*cough\*

Maybe after I get better. \*cough\*
78. ↑ [X] They are on a secret mission. \*cough\*
79. ↑ [X] 02 is doing fine. 12 is in trouble with Mother and... well, I do not wish to discuss about 09.
80. ↑ [X] I am sorry. I'm not feeling well. I think I will go rest now. \*cough\*
81. ↑ [X] x 2> :? =@G6O
"I am in love~"
82. ↑ [X] |J 962CE J62C?D 7@C =@G6[ J6E x =24< 4@FC286O
"My heart yearns for love, yet I lack courage~"
83. ↑ [X] u@C >J D6=7:D9?6DD[ x 92G6 72:=65 J@FO
"For my selfishness, I have failed you~"
84. ↑ [X] x 2> :? =@G6] \*6E >J D@F= :D E@C>6?E65
"I am in love. Yet my soul is tormented"
85. ↑ [X] x 42? ?@E 7246 >J =@G6 $96 5@6D ?@E <?@H 9@H x 766= 23@FE 96C J6E] !6C92AD (@C5D 42? ?@E 6IAC6DD H92E x 2> 8@:?8 E9C@F89 ?@H] %9:D A2:? :D F?362C23=6] %@ 6G6CJ@?6 E92E x 92G6 42FD65 92C> x 42? ?@E F?5@ E96 A2DE

"I can not face my love She does not know how I feel about her yet. Perhaps Words can not express what I am going through now. This pain is unbearable. To everyone that I have caused harm I can not undo the past"
86. ↑ [X] UFO 11's real name is revealed to be Sorn