Church of the Holy Traders

Founded on 6/11/2021. The Church of the Holy Traders was born, a faction dedicated to the all-mighty gods and to capitalism, founded by Wonka Vision and Infinitymonke. The religion consists of a large, growing pantheon of "Meme" Gods that represent many things, from fire and chaos, to wisdom and knowledge, accompanied with a bible.

It has currently spread its religion to 3 other factions and has 94 followers (including followers from other factions). The Main faction consists of mostly Enderians, Shulks, and Phantoms. One of their members, WoolyMelon, has obtained the only dragon egg through being the one to kill the first Ender Dragon.(s1) Currently merged with MMM. Led by *snookrs* and *big\_hunka\_munka*. Snookrs was an original member of the holy traders same as hunka munka.Currently a peaceful and wealth based faction

**Status:** Active

**Members #:** 32

## The Gods

**The 2 Doges**: They are both twins, born from the void, yet are very different for Stronk, the symbol of might. Represented the wrath and strength of the gods and could be seen as the god of war, while Cheems, is seen as the symbol of weakness and laziness.

**Ducks**: They are known as the eyes and army of the gods, and must be respected for their great power.

**Shrek**: The lord of the gods and bringer of life, he is known for slaying great enemies in a single swipe of his mighty blade, and has brought life as we know it to all 3 realms.

**Oogway**: The god of knowledge and wisdom, and is said to be the only being who knows all about the realms.

**Phil Swift**: God of Creation and Destruction, after Shrek created the lands, Phil used his mighty saw, to carve ravines and caves into the earth, and sawed all boats in sight in half, while also using his glorious Flex Tape® and Flex Seal® to make mighty mountains.

**Kabosu**: God of Capitalism and Stonks. Kabosu gives our people many "Stonks" to get massive wealth.

**Elmo**: Lord of Fire, and the creator of the Nether and most of its inhabitants.

**Rick Astley**: God of Music and Trickery.

William Dripfoe: The god of drip Wears Prada shirts, shoes that might be from Mexico.

**EDP445**: The god of children. Loves cupcakes and football.

**Gordon Swagsey**: The god of swag. Steals yo girls and feeds them 5 course meals.

**Amogus**: God of stealth and Deceit. He's pretty sus.

**Bob the builder**: master craftsman. Everything he touches he fixes. He sent his builders to shelter the people of the world from evil spirits.

## The 10 Commandments

1. All must follow the will of the pantheon

2. All who do not follow the glory of the pantheon must be purified or slain

3. It is not the gods will to do anything for free

4. When facing a foe who does not follow the pantheon war crimes don't exist 5. capitalism

6. Subjects of the pantheon must be willing to give their lives for the pantheon 7. heretics must be burned

8. Furries must be burned

9. All other false deities must fall

10. None Shall disrespect the Gods, Or They shall be slain

## Allies

* The Hellspawn Empire
* Spidania
* Atlantis
* Phantom Troupe
* Clan Chimera
* EST Gang
* Cafe Pog
* Osu Bois
* The Fun Gang
* Elder Gang

## Enemies

* COK
* DIK

## Converted Factions

* Tarantula Terror Troupe
* Atlantis