Butch Pen and The Krusty Kid/Transcript

**Pen:** I just know it's this way!

**Krusty:** Come on, Pen, All this way for a Place to Eat? I'll just call one of Persondudes' PersonCars.

**Pen:** We don't need any silly Car to take use there, Our sense of Adventure will take us there!

**Krusty:** But, I'm too tired to continue!

**Pen:** Come on, It's near he- AHA! I FOUND IT!

**Krusty:** Uh, Pen, That's a Desert...

**Pen:** Oh, You're Right, Well, Let's Go Back...

(\*A Giant Wall is now behind them that wasn't there before\*)

**Pen:** Hey, That wasn't there!

**Krusty:** That means we only have one way to go, Forward!

**Pen:** Well, Onward, My Krusty Pal!

(\*They Continue to walk forward until they reach a small town\*)

**Pen:** Wait a minute, This isn't part of Germantown!

**Krusty:** Hmmm, YOU'RE RIGHT! PEN, WHAT DO WE DO?!

**Pen:** Wait one sec, I've seen this town before but where, Ah, History Class! Wait, What?

**Krusty:** Of Course, History Class, (\*Laughs like a Maniac\*) I'm Must've taken Crazy Pills this morning or Something!

**Pen:** But, I remember that in History Class and my teacher told us it was from (Slowly) 1879...

**Krusty:** (\*Proceeds to Keep Laughing; Then Stops\*) Wait, Someone's Coming....

**Pen:** Quickly in those Bushes! (\*They jump in the bushes\*)

**Krusty:** (\*Peeks Out of the Bush; Sees a Tall Man with a Sheriff Get-up\*)

**Sheriff Doge:** Howdy Strangers, (\*Pulls them both out of the Bush\*) My name is Sheriff Doge, Sheriff of Creeky Ol' Glutch.

**Pen:** Creeky Ol' Glutch?

**Sheriff Doge:** Creeky Ol' Glutch.

**Pen and Krusty:** (\*They look at each other\*) HOLY CRACKERS, WE GONE BACK IN TIME! (\*Faint\*)

(\*They Wake up on the floor of an Old Cabin\*)

**Krusty:** (He sees a shadow of a woman sitting on a chair staring at both of them) (Weakly) Mom? Mom, is that you? I had this Terrible Dream that i went Back in Time to this Old West Glutch.

**Woman:** Don't Worry, You're Safe in Good Ol' 1879...

**Pen and Krusty:** 1876?! (\*They Both Stand Up\*)

(\*The Mysterious Woman Turns on the Light\*)

**Krusty:** You're Not My Mom!

**Woman:** Of Course I'm Not! I'm Elizabeth Brains, Respected Woman of My Community, and My Husband picked you fellas up after you fainted. Speaking of Which, You two look like you have gotten better...

**Krusty:** So, Lemme Get this Straight, We're in 1876, in a Town of "Creeky Ol' Glutch" and You're The Respected Wife of Sheriff Doge?

**Elizabeth:** Correct.

**Pen:** (\*Whispering to Krusty\*) Hey, Since We're in 1879, Ask Her if Can Borrow some Western Clothes.

**Krusty:** Say, Elizabeth, Ca-

**Elizabeth:** Mrs. Brains to you.

**Krusty:** Ehem, Mrs. Brains, Could We Borrow some Clothes because We're from Outta Town...

**Mrs. Brains:** Sure, I have some Leftover Clothes from My Husband's and Mine Youth Days...

(\*They Change Clothes and Leave the Cabin\*)

**Pen:** (\*Takes a Whiff\*) Ahh, Smell that Western Air...

**Krusty:** (\*Also Whiffs\*) Yeah, It Stinks.

**Pen:** So, How do we get outta this place?

**Krusty:** Uh, I don't know, but I can't think on an Empty Stomach...

**Pen:** I have some money, we could use it for that store over there! It says "General-" I can't read the other word, it's covered by a Fallen Banner.

(\*As They walk to a store the banner falls to the Ground; Revealing the Word "Joe"\*)

**Krusty:** How Much do you have?

**Pen:** A Dollar.

**Krusty:** A Dollar! What can we buy with a Dollar?!

**Pen:** Watch. (\*Zooms around the store grabbing everything she can and leaves it on the counter\*)

**Joe Rodeo:** Howdy, I'm Joe Rodeo and I'm the Owner of General Joe, My Store.

**Pen:** Correct, My Associate and I would like to purchase these fine items from your fine establishment.

**Joe Rodeo:** What?

**Pen:** I want to buy these things from your store!

**Joe Rodeo:** Ah, Okay, Let's See? Two Over-sized Cowboy Hats, 18 Cents for both. 10 Cans of Canned Meat, 10 Cents.(\*He Continues to talk in the background while Krusty is Surprised of the Prices of the time\*)

**Pen:** (\*Whispering to Krusty\*) Hey, Watch this.

**Pen:** (\*Out Loud to Joe Rodeo\*) Hey, 8 Cents for an Shiny, Empty Bottle? That's Highway Robbery!

**Joe Rodeo:** First, What's a Highway? Second, I've Never been Robbed before and Third, If you think my Prices are High, You show check out the Dollar Store from across this here path (\*Points at a Dollar Store selling High Quality Dresses, Pianos, and Jewelry\*) That will be 99 Cents. (\*Joe Rodeo under his breath\*) Good Luck paying that.

**Pen:** (\*Sarcastically\*) Fine. Here's a Dollar. Here you can the last cent, Krust.

**Joe Rodeo:** (\*He stares at the Dollar then Pen will a Smile.\*) Have a Nice Day, Y'all!

(\*They Leave\*)

**Krusty:** Woah, That went surprisingly well!

**Pen:** Ye- (\*She's Interrupted by a yelling going on behind her at General Joe\*)

**Criminal:** Ladies and Gentlemen, This is a Robbery! (\*Joe puts his hands up\*)

**Pen:** Joe's Gettin' Robbed.

**Old Time Cmc:** OH, NO, CALL THE SHERIFF! JOE RODEO IS BEING ROBBED! BUT HE'S NEVER BEEN ROBBED BEFORE!

**Pen:** Oh, Darn it. We're gonna have to do the right thing, Aren't we Krusty? Krusty? (\*Krusty's No Longer With Pen; She Turns around and See Krusty with a Crowbar that She Bought, Sneaking towards the Criminal\*) KRUSTY, NO!

**Criminal:** (\*Turns Around\*) What the?! Hey You! What are you doing with that Crowbar!

**Krusty:** Imma Gonna Hit you with it! (\*Throws it to him\*)

**Criminal:** (\*Catches it\*) Ha!

**Krusty:** I'm so glad I brought the Pen's Crowbar. (\*Both Crowbar Clash between them like a Sword Duel; They continue to use them like Swords while Pen and the Spectators are looking at them fight; They continue to fight for about 17 Minutes until they both collapse on the hot dirt; Pen Grabs Krusty Crowbar from the Ground and Hits the Criminal on the Head\*)

**Criminal:** (**\***Wakes Up; It's now Night, 6 Hours have passed\*) Uh, What Happened? Where am I? (\*Pen and a Dirty Krusty are standing in front of him; Pen still has the Crowbar Looking at him Menacing\*) Ah, You?! I remember you, but not Exactly why!

**Pen:** Don't you remember? I Knocked you down, you don't remember?

**Criminal:** No, Not at All, Ma'am.

**Pen:** (\*Whispering to Krusty\*) He must've lost his memory.

**Krusty:** It's was a Metal Crowbar.

**Pen:** (\*Whispering\*) We should help him.

**Krusty:** Right.

**Krusty:** (\*To the Criminal\*) Your Name is, uh, a Person, uh?

**Pen:** A Pesron! Random Pesron! Sorry, I couldn't think of any thing else...

**Pesron:** Pesron, Huh?

**Pen:** Yes.

**Krusty:** So, Yeah, Glad we could help, We Must be Going Now.

**Pesron:** Wait! Could I come with you guys?

**Pen:** (\*Whispering to Krusty\*) What do you think? A Former Criminal could come in Handy!

**Krusty:** Yeah, but I Sure Hope he has money.

**Pen:** Sure, You can Come!

**Person:** All Right!

**Krusty:** Hey, Pen, I'm really Hungry.

**Pen:** Yeah, Me too

**Krusty:** Do you think they have a Joe Burger Here? Oh, Right, 1870's

**Pen:** Do you think they have- (\*She sniffs the Air\*) What is that aroma?

**Krusty:** Hey, I smell it, too! It's coming from that Saloon over there.

**Pen:** Come on, Pesron!

**Pesron:** Coming!

(\*Inside the Saloon\*)

**Pen:** I'll Go Order the Food, You Guys get a Table.

**Krusty and Pesron:** All Right!

(\*We follow Pen as she heads to the Counter of the Saloon\*)

**Pen:** Howdy, I'd like to buy some of your fine edible meals you gladly serve here.

**Cashier:** What?

**Pen:** Grrr, I'd like to buy food here, Cashier!

**Cashier:** Don't call me "Cashier" call me my real name, "Samuel Dudes"

**Pen:** Oh, Okay, Samuel, I will take the... (\*We now go to with Pesron and Krusty\*)

**Krusty:**  (\*Looks Around\*) Oh, Look, It's Mrs. Brains and Her Husband, Sheriff Doge! Hi, Mrs. Brains! Hi, Mr. Sheriff!

**Mrs. Brains:** Greetings.

**Sheriff Doge:** Howdy!

**Pesron:** Hello, Nice to meet you!

**Krusty:** So, How was your Day?

**Pesron:** I'll look for the Table, See you there.(\*Walks to an Empty Table\*) This seems like a Good Spot.

**Showman:** (\*comes to Pesron's table; Speaking fast\*) Hey, You? Eating Alone? Correct, Well, I Gotta Deal for You, I need a funnyman for that stage over there, you see it?

**Pesron:** Uh, I-

**Showman:** You Accept, Fantastic, Get up, There. (\*Carries him to the stage\*) My name is William Spina and I'm in charge of the nightly show. What's your name?

**Pesron:** Pesron

**William Spina:** Fantastic, Get Up there (\*Everyone stares at him on stage; Pen and Krusty Clap and Cheer for Him\*)

**Pesron:** Mm, Hm, Uh, Hum...So, How About those Hats? Why are they so Big? Why's That?

**Some people in the Saloon:** Heh, Ha

(\*Meanwhile, With Pen\*)

**Pen:**  So, Samuel, What's the Special Today?

**Samuel Dudes:** Special? The Only things we have here is Milk, Pork, Pork and Hot Sauce, Pork in the oven , Pork n' Chips, Fried Pork, Extra Crispy Pork, Soft Pork, Volcano Pork, Pork on Fire, Pork n' Rice, Drinkable Pork, Chewy Pork, and for People who don't eat Pork, Pork Flavored 100% Pork Free Pork.

**Pen:** Uh, Is Pork the Only Thing You have?

**Samuel Dudes:** Of Course Not, We have Milk.

**Pen:** Don't you have like a Salad or Something?

**Samuel Dudes:** I Guess, Hey, Thomas Jrbrtte, One Sal-ad

**Thomas Jrbrtte:** What's a Salad?

**Samuel Dudes:** You Know, a Mix of Vegetables.

**Thomas Jrbtte:** I'll Try...

**Pen:** Thanks. I'm gonna go look around, Call me when it's done. Cool?

**Samuel Dudes:** Uh, Ca-ool?

**Pen:** Being in the 1870's, I'd never would've thought. (\*Walks to Krusty\*)

**Pen:** Hey, Mrs. Brains and Mr. Sheriff.

**Sheriff Doge:** Howdy!

**Mrs. Brains:** (\*She's just staring at Pen\*) Hey, You, Come with me.

(\*Pulls Pen; Takes her Outside\*)

**Mrs. Brains:** I knew you two were a couple-

**Pen:** Uh, No, Krusty and I aren't a Couple, Why does everyone think that?!

**Mrs. Brains:** No, You two are a Couple of Weirdos since I first met you two.

**Pen:** Uh, What makes you say that?

**Mrs. Brains:** Please, You were mumbling about you being in the 1870's which is now, Also, You said you two were "Outta Town." Now, I'm Going Let you in a Little Secret, I'm Working on a "Choose any Period of History Ever" Machine.

**Pen:** You mean a Time Machine?

**Mrs. Brains:** All Right, Do you wanna get home or not?

**Pen:** YES, YES, YES!

**Mrs. Brains:** Bring your Boyfriend and Follow me.

**Pen:** He's Not My Boyfriend! But Yeah, I'll Get Him.

(\*Goes Back Inside\*)

**Pen:** KRUSY! PESRON! KRUS- (\*She Sees Krusty and a Man Significantly Taller than Him Standing in front of him Menacingly\*)

**Pen:** (\*Runs to them\*) Hey, Buddy, Back Off from Krusty! Who do you think you are?

**Rattlesnake Dyaboy:** Rattlesnake Dyaboy. If you two think you're so tough. Meet Me in front of the Clocktower, Tomorrow Morning at High Noon.

**Pen:** Sure! Why Not!

(\*He Leaves\*)

**Krusty:** But, Pen, Why'd you accept it?

**Pen:** Mrs. Brains is a Hidden Genius! She has Time Machine! If it works, We'll be outta here before Noon Tommorow!

**Krusty:** We Will?

**Pen:** Yes, Now, Lets Get Pesron!

(\*Later at Mrs. Brains' House\*)

**Mrs. Brains:** Behold, My "Go to any Specific Period in History" Machine! (\*Shows a Giant Rusty Machine made of Old Broken Bottles, Rusted Metal Pieces and New Light bulbs with other stuff\*)

**Krusty:** So, A Time Machine?

**Mrs. Brains:** Be Quiet!

**Krusty:** Yes, Ma'am!

**Mrs. Brains:** To Make you go in the Door. Pull this Rusted Lever which spins the gears inside so fast it created Sparks with Create a Flame under a pile of Wood which heats up a piece of metal above it and creates thermal energy and that creates Electric Energy and Goes in the... Are you three Listening?

**Krusty:** Huh, Wha?

**Mrs. Brains:** You just pull the lever and say the date.

**Pen and Krusty:** Got it.

**Pesron:** I sure got that.

**Pen:** Let's Ride, Pesron and Krusty! (\*Goes inside the machine\*)

**Pesron:** Thank You, Mrs. Brans.

**Mrs. Brains:** Brains!

**Pesron:** Right!

**Pen:** Let's RIDE!!!!

**Pesron and Krusty:** WOO!!!

**Pesron:** Why aren't we moving?

**Pen:** I don't know, I'm Pulling the Lever.

**Krusty:** Try saying the Date.

**Pen:** 8/21/2020!

(\*Nothing Happens\*)

**Mrs. Brains:** Ding Dang it, A Light Bulb is Broken.

**Pen:** So, When can you get it fixed?

**Mrs. Brains:** Probably Tomorrow at Noon

**Pen:** Uh-Oh.

**Pesron:** Uh-Oh

**Krusty:** Uh-Oh.

**Pen:** Can we Sleep Here?

**Mrs. Brains:** All Right, Just one more night.

(\*Later That Night; Pen is Sleeping on the only Bed while Krusty and Pesron sleep on some blankets on the Floor at a distance.\*)

**Krusty:** Pen?

**Pen:** Yes?

**Krusty:** I can't sleep.

**Pen:** Me Neither. I keep thinking about Later Today.

**Krusty:** Yeah, Me too. We don't even have a weapon. All we have is that Stuff you bought from Joe...Gene..ral, That's It!

**Pen:** What?

**Krusty:** Maybe Joe has a weapon!

**Pen:** Maybe...

**Krusty:** Aw, Man, I sure hope he does. I hope.

(\*The Next Morning; Pen and Pesron Wake Up, Krusty's nowhere in sight\*)

**Pesron:** What time is it?

**Pen:** (\*Looks at her Clock\*) 11:27

**Pen:** Where's Krusty?

**Pesorn:** I have no idea.

**Pen:** Wait a Minute

**F L A S H B A C K**

(\*Some Months Ago\*)

**Krusty:** One Fact About Me: I always go drink Carbonated Water when I'm Anxious, I Helps me "Cool Down"

**Pen:** What, Oh, Yeah, Whatever.

**E N D**

**Pen:** I know where he is.

(\*They Both go to the Saloon where they find Krusty Drinking, you guessed it, Carbonated Water; Krusty seems very droopy, not in focus, and looks like he's gonna faint.\*)

**Pen:** Krusty! Buddy, Stand Up. He must've not slept well

**Krusty (Droopy):** I didn't sleep at all.

**Pesron:** Come on, We got to wa-

(\*Krusty Faints\*)

**Pen:** Dang it, We Lost Him, When he faints, It takes 30 minutes for him to wake up.

**Pesron:** Does this happen often?

**Pen:** More times than you think

**Pen:** Hey, Samuel, Take Care of Him until he wakes, Okay?

**Samuel Dudes:** Hey Why Not?

**Pen:** By the way, do you know why Dyaboy is called "Rattlesnake?"

**Samuel Dudes:** Legend has it, The horrible and terrible Rattlesnake Dyaboy really likes Rattling things.

**Pen:** Oh.

(\*Outside; The Creek Ol' Glutch's Clock tower marks 12:00; Everyone including Joe Rodeo, The Sheriff, Old Time Cmc, William Spina and Samuel Dudes with Fainted Krusty on a Chair, is standing on the side waiting in suspense.\*)

**Rattlesnake Dyaboy,** Well, Well, Well, You two dirt bags did decide to- Wait, (\*Points at Pesron\*) That's not the Dirt bag from Yesterday. Where is the other one?

**Pesron:** He Fa- (\*Pen Interrupt Him\*)

**Pen:** -Right There, Excuse us one sec. (\*Pulls Pesron behind a building\*)

**Pesron:** What was that for?

**Pen:** That Guy will beat the heck outta us if he doesn't fight with Krusty. So, You're gonna dress like Krusty.

**Pesron:** ME?!

**Pen:** Yes, You! I'll wait for you on the path.

**Pesron:** Fine.

(\*On the Path\*)

**Pen:** My Associate will be coming soon, Rattlesnake. Krusty, Krusty, Where are you?

**Pesrust:** I am right here, Pen, Ding-Diddly-Do. Let's us Commence the Fight.

**Rattlesnake Dyaboy:** Good.

(\*Pen take out here Crowbar while Pesrust takes out one of the Broken Bottles; Dyaboy takes out a "very hurtful weapon that shoots small curricular bullets" \*)

(\*They Run Toward Each Other and Pen hits Rattlesnake in the back but nothing happens, Pesrust pokes Rattlesnake with the Bottle in the Chest but reaction, Rattlesnake stands back at shoots at both at them. Pen and Pesrust fall to the ground, letting go of their weapons\*)

**Rattlesnake Dyaboy:** Looks like you two are a bunch wimpy wimps. Can't even resist 2 Minutes in a fight. Looks like I win. (\*Points at them with his weapon; Pen and Pesrust look at the weapon in fear; Then Suddenly, a Rattling Begins; Rattlesnake turned around quickly to reveal, Krusty with an undershirt and Underpants, Rattling a Bottle with the last cent that Pen had given him; Rattlesnake went quickly towards Krusty and Krusty smacked Rattlesnake across the face multiple times and out of nowhere, Pen and Pesron both hit Rattlesnake as hard as they could which left him unconscious on the floor; Everyone Cheered and went towards them.\*)

**Mrs. Brains:** (\*She got near them\*) I got it fixed, You Three Kids can go now!

**Old Time Cmc:** Wait, Wait, Let me take a Photograph of you three

(\*He take a Picture\*)

**Pen, Pesron and Krusty:** (\*Look at Each Other\*) Let's Go!

(\*At Mrs. Brains's House\*)

**Pen:** It was really nice meeting you, Mrs. Brains, You were a really big help, I really think you will be big someday!

**Mrs. Brains:** Why, Thank You, Darling, It was real swell meet all of you, Goodbye and Safe Trip. Oh and One more thing, Say Hello to my Great Great Grandchild when you go back!

**Krusty:** Will do, Goodbye Now

**Pesron:** So Long!

(\*Pen pulls the Lever\*)

**Pen:** August 21st, 2020!

(\*The Machine spins around and round until nothing is standing there.\*)

**Mrs. Brains:** It Works, It Really Works! I can't wait to show- I just gave off my Life work to some random kids.

(\*Meanwhile, The Time Machine is spinning round and round in a wormhole of time and about 2 minutes of spinning, the machine stops and falls; It lands in August 21, 2020 in the Germantown Library\*)

**Pen:** Ah, It's Great to be back...

**Krusty:** Yeah, Oh, There's Doc! Hi, Doc!

**Doc:** Oh, Hey, Gu- What's with the Get-ups and Who's that (\*slowly\*) guy who's with you?

**Pen:** To Answer that, I'm going to ask you a question: How Much do you know about Time Travel?