Cock Training

**Cock Training** is the fifth Sooty & Co YTP created by WTLNetwork. The YTP takes a distinctly darker tone when compared to previous entries in the series, which can largely be attributed to the return of Chazlar.

## Synopsis

It has been over ten years since we last checked in on our favourite bric-a-brac shop in Manchester. Let's check in on our little puppet friends over ten years later as they undergo some... training.

## Plot

The YTP opens with the usual Sooty & Co intro, however none of the characters are present. Matthew then declares that he is very, very hard, at which point his oversized erection smashes through the wood of his desk, leaving him with a massive grin on his face. Matthew then accidentally insults Sooty, who punches him square in the face. Sooty then starts throwing paper aeroplanes at Matthew, before throwing one towards the World Trade Center. Matthew then asks Sooty to 'screw [him]', at which point Sooty crawls under the desk and (presumably) starts fellating Matthew, causing him to gasp. Sooty then phases out of reality, being replaced with his actual form - an ordinary human hand. In an effort to clear up the waste paper accumulating on his desk, Matthew demonstrates the paper shredder to Sooty. Instead of picking up the waste paper, however, he accidentally picks up Sooty and puts him through the paper shredder, cutting him to fine ribbons. Matthew exclaims "OH NOOOO!" upon realising what he's done.

We see the outside of the shop, still boarded up and now with a huge hole in the front from the laser beam blasting through the window in Wagons Roll!

Connie is outside the shop knocking on the door. A poster advertising "The Black & White Minstrel Show's Black Matt" is displayed on the wall, featuring a picture of Matthew with ink all over his face. Inside the shop, Sweep and Little Cousin Scampi notice Connie knocking outside, and hold up a sign telling her to 'Fuck off!' - Sweep also tells her to fuck off. Connie exclaims that they can't tell her to fuck off, at which Sweep asserts that "Yes, he can."

In his bedroom, Matthew tells the audience that Connie has been on a course to learn about staff training, and says that she's going to come......along this morning to show us her tits. Matthew finds this 'nice'.

After eating a particularly peppery sweet, Connie puts her chin on the counter, at which point she is blasted in the face with a ridiculous amount of semen. She complains that she has "cum all over her face", for which Matthew apologises. Connie explains that she is pretending to be a grumpy c\*\*t, and Matthew says that she's doing a very good job at it. Connie then asks Sooty to come up with a suggestion for a product that would be suitable for her grandson, and insists upon a full demonstration. Matthew angrily demands that Sooty deliver this demonstration. Sooty fetches a box containing a cock, and proceeds to give a full demonstration of this (the nature of which is not revealed, but leaves Matthew very shocked).

In another attempt at training the staff, Connie speaks with Soo and says that she is going to pretend to be a customer, and that Soo can serve her. Soo tells her she can fuck off, which makes Matthew very angry at Soo. Connie says that she will train them if it kills her, at which point Sooty fires a grenade launcher directly into Connie's mouth, causing her head to explode. Blood splatters over everyone.

The ending song tells people to 'think of the people who cum in the shop', and shows a middle-aged man unashamedly masturbating in the middle of the shop, while Soo watches on with a thousand-yard stare on her face. Matthew then says that 'the customers are always c\*\*ts' before telling the audience that he hopes they enjoyed this trip to Sooty & Co, and if they didn't, they can fuck off.

After the episode ends, we find out why none of the characters were present during the intro - the camper van had crashed into a tree, leaving Sooty and Sweep dead at the wheel, and Soo barely alive twitching on the grass.

## Quotes

**Matthew:** Just screw me, OK? Got that? Good. Right, off you go.

**Matthew:** Well, Connie's been on this course, you see, to learn all about this staff training. And she's gonna come......along this morning, to show us her tits.

**Connie:** Oh! Look at that! Cum all over my face!

## Characters

* Matthew
* Sooty
* Connie
* Sweep
* Little Cousin Scampi
* Soo
* Unnamed man masturbating in the shop

## Trivia

* This YTP was originally started in early 2013. Two scenes were created at that time - the scene with Sweep and Scampi holding up the "fuck off!" sign and the scene were Sooty provides a full demonstration of the cock.
* The YTP was originally announced on 21 July 2023 under the title 'Sooty's Full Demonstration'. On 8 August, it was announced that the name would be changed before it was released. The second title for the YTP was 'Matthew Devours His Cock' (this title was inspired by the parody of the painting 'Saturn Devouring His Son' that is featured in the background of the YTP), and the third and final title was only decided on a few hours before its release.
* This was the first YTP in which Chazlar was an active participant in its creation since Untitled Matilda Poop in 2017.