Sora’s Hockey Adventures with the Mighty Ducks/Transcript

Sora’s Hockey Adventures with the Mighty Ducks

## Hockey Game Day Preparations

*(Episode begins with Sora setting up the hideout in Radiant Garden for the big hockey game coming up. He is wearing a Ducks jersey and helping Kairi hang the decorations while Terra is prepping beverages and Roxas cooking up a storm.)*

**Sora:** Isn't this great? The Stanley Cup is coming this Sunday, and I don't wanna miss the Ducks playing!

## Off to Join the Mighty Ducks

*(The Gummi Ship Camper Highwind soars towards a world known as Puckworld, a planet inhabited entirely by hockey-playing ducks. They land near the statue of the planetary hero Drake DuCaine, which they marvel at.)*

**Riku:** Yowza, that duck looks like a real hero among mallards! They say Drake DuCaine created some kind of goalie mask to defend against these Saurians. Ever heard of him, Donald?

**Donald:** The famous Drake DuCaine? Of course I have! Not all ducks know each other, though.

## Maleficent's Lament

*(Meanwhile, Maleficent is in Betwixt and Between, mourning her firing. Pete is trying to comfort her, but to no avail.)*

**Maleficent:** What purpose do I have in this universe, my servant? First King Stefan cuts my wings off, then those three Wayfinder imbeciles save Aurora's heart, then the Sora brat and his friends kill me multiple times, and now I've been fired all because of that goody sorceress or witch Morgana Macawber from the time? If only I grabbed that Black Book...

(*(Flashback starts when on the battle)*

**Sora:** Okay, Maleficent, you’re done for, and not just with your shift!

**Morgana Macawber:** Sora, I will battle that black hearted witch and sorceress, because she gives witches and warlocks a bad name.

**Naminé:** You know Maleficent’s is a fairy too, right?

**Morgana Macawber:** Yes, I do, Naminé, but she a fairy, a witch, and a sorceress all in one.

**Maleficent:** You poor, simple fool! You think you can defeat me? ME, the Mistress of all Evil?

**Morgana Macawber**: I don’t think, I know I can defeat you. Besides, it’s pay back time, Maleficent.

**Maleficent:** You might say that, so we shall see and you shall deal me and my dark powers, Morgana Macawber. See for yourself...ALL THE POWERS OF HELL!!!!

*(After the battle)*

**Morgana Macawber:** Well, now, Maleficent, looks like you lost the battle and the Black Book after all.

**Maleficent:** One day, you shall rue the day you faced me!

**Morgana Macawber**: No, it’s you who shall rue the day! You went to the Library of Forbidden Spells, Maleficent. *(Library of Forbidden Spells music plays)* And no matter how many times you tried, we can always stop you.

**Riku:** Even the people out there *(points at the fourth wall)* are sick and tired of seeing your ugly mug these days! Always have to show up when you aren't needed; why? Because you're one of those "creator's pets," as they call them?

**Maleficent:** Silence, betrayer! No one ever calls me those two words in that order...except that one website! Farewell, Keyfools! *(as she and Pete leave, they periodically look back at the fourth wall)* Hmmm...you know, moron, maybe that traitor was right...and even I don't understand why I always show up when I'm not necessary...

*(The flashback ends)*

**Pete:** Don't'cha worry, boss! Even if we're always showing up when we're not even necessary...for the millionth time...there's always something we can do to justify it!

**Maleficent:** Too true...Pete.

**Pete:** Ya finally said my name! Woohoo!

**Maleficent:** Calm yourself, m'boy. My actually saying a name is no cause for fanfare; after all, those people out there are sick to death of seeing my face!