To all the people who hate me and my life's existence

to all the people who hate me and my life's existence (known to fans as TATPWHMAMLE) is a collaborative album by Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez. It was under the record label Noobs Music (stylized as NOOBSMUZIK).

## Tracklist

### Regular Version

1. Sweetest Pie (Charli XCX Version), (Charli XCX)
2. Charcoal (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)
3. all the people that hate me (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
4. pregnant 16 year olds (Melanie Martinez)
5. beitch (Interlude I) (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)
6. Don't Go, Yuh (Charli XCX, Camilla Cabello and Melanie Martinez)
7. the bottom of my... (yeah, wat?) (Charli XCX)
8. tweeerk (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)
9. yummy treats (I Scream Remix) (Melanie Martinez, Snow Tha Product and Charli XCX)
10. bratz dolls (Melanie Martinez)
11. Pity Party with Charli XCX (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
12. bad gurlz (swing that ahs) (Charli XCX)
13. BOSS (Interlude II) (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
14. you pull me by my hair (Show and Tell revised) (Melanie Martinez)
15. Mama (Meet Me in the Sheets) (Charli XCX)
16. sweat n stuff (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
17. little miss \*\*\* (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)

### Deluxe Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. Don't Call Me Baby (Charli XCX)
2. learn and teach (Melanie Martinez)
3. monke (monkey see, monkey do) (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)

### Delicious Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. she's sick uhhh (Charli XCX)
2. watch my sexybum move (Charli XCX)
3. MOMMY We Need To Talk (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
4. i am a fArT (Charli XCX, Melanie Martinez and Cardi B)

### If You Purchase This I Do Not Know What's Wrong With You Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. everyone keeps shipping me with charli (Melanie Martinez)
2. no i think mel should date elita, mom (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)
3. hiccups trap mix (boom boom uh) (Charli XCX)
4. sussy bakabakabaka (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
5. monke (monkey see, monkey do) sped up (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)

### I Saved The Date, Now What? Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. babes (Charli XCX)
2. an outlook calendar smells like poo (Charli XCX)
3. do i make sense to you? (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)

### Pride Month Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. i failed a kahoot on pride flags oof (Charli XCX)
2. my boyfriend is gay as i think (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)
3. The Charli Ship Game x Listener (Charli XCX)

### U Smell Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. harry is rat (Melanie Martinez)
2. i am sueing alantic (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)
3. cow faced beitch (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
4. i can be dirty (Charli XCX and Melanie Martinez)

### WHY AM I DUMB??? Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. mommy said i was hot (Melanie Martinez)
2. this is a song to promote NOOBSMUZIK (Charli XCX)
3. THE DUMB TOILET PANTS (Charli XCX)

### BABY BABY BABY Version (Bonus Tracks)

1. ooh im yummy (Melanie Martinez and Charli XCX)
2. taste me shake me (Charli XCX and Lizzo)
3. kahoot lobby music

## Story

In Charli's words, "To All is pretty much a collection of dumb songs Mel and I rush-wrote and threw into an album." The most personal and serious song on the album to Charli and Melanie is "all the people that hate me". "Monke" is the least serious song on the album and is now a trend on Tik Tok known as "do the monke, monke".

## Copyright Issues

Many songs on the album were not original and were remixes:

* Sweetest Pie (Charli XCX Version) - based off Sweetest Pie by Dua Lipa and Megan Thee Stallion
* Don't Go, Yuh - based off Don't Go Yet by Camilla Cabello
* yummy treats - based off I Scream by Melanie Martinez, Sno Tha Product (Unreleased song)
* Pity Party with Charli XCX - based off Pity Party by Melanie Martinez
* you pull me by my hair (Show and Tell revised) - based off Show and Tell by Melanie Martinez

3 of the songs were Melanie's so no copyright action was needed. Charli bought the rights of Dua Lipa and Camilla Cabello for their songs. Charli forgot to pay Dua and Dua responded by sending her a Insta DM "gimme da money monke". Charli still did not pay and got fined by Oliver Tree. Charli leaked an unreleased song "dua + oliver they are rat".

## Trivia

* Charli said, "beitch is about rat. I want him to die."
	+ Fans are spectulating who "rat" is. The most popular theory is Oliver Tree.
* pregnant 16 year olds does not contain any swears but is considered explicit because of it's "overall topic".
* Ariana Grande said, "MELANIE IS DADDY" after hearing the song "tweeerk".
* Melanie said, "I'm now a baka, yuh" and Charli XCX said, "SUSSY".
* "monke" is the new theme song for Animal Planet.
* Melanie said in an interview with Bob (owner of NOOBSMUZIK), "This album really sucks. It should be called "we all that are people hate this album's existence." I seriously hate it."