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**Epic Rap Battle Parodies** is a rap battle series by Justin Buckner, Nathan Provost, and Zander Kanack. It was started back in December, 16th, 2012, after Nathan and Justin decided to work together to make rap battles. Eventually, Zander became the editor. They have teamed up with various other battle makers. Their YouTube channel is here. SoundCloud. Facebook. The series currently has 3 seasons in production with 50 battles so far.

## History

The two co-creators named Nathan Provost and Justin Buckner create the YouTube rap battle channel on December 16, 2012. Later on December 23, 2012, their made the first rap battle named Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps, The battle features L.A. Noire protagonist Cole Phelps battling Fallout mascot Vault Boy. After they made all season 1 rap battles, They made a season 1 finale named James Bond vs Austin Powers, The battle features famous spy James Bond rap battling against comedic spy Austin Powers.

After the first season ended, They made a first rap battle of the second season named Nathan vs Justin, The battle features the creators of Epic Rap Battle Parodies Justin Buckner and Nathan Provost which who made the series. When the second season still working, They made the sequel of the first rap of the first season named Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2, The battle features rematch of L.A. Noire protagonist Cole Phelps battling Fallout mascot Vault Boy. After they made all season 2 rap battles, They made the second season finale named VGRB vs ERBParodies, which the battle features very popular VGRB battling against the two creators of Epic Rap Battle Parodies, Justin Buckner and Nathan Provost.

After the second season ended, They made a first rap battle of the third season named Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto, The battle features the father of Nintendo Shigeru Miyamoto battling against the father of Valve Corporation Gabe Newell. When the third season was working, They made a shoutout of the series for the idea. After that, they made a sequel of Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney, The Beatles vs One Direction. After they made all season 3 rap battles, They made a season 3 finale named Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack.

After the third season ended, They made a first rap battle of the fourth season named Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers, The battle features two Nickelodeon stars Drake Bell & Josh Peck battling against The Blues Brothers to see which duo is better. After that, they made all episodes of the fourth season every other friday.

## Episodes

*Main article: List of Epic Rap Battle Parodies*
Vault Boy

* Season 2
* 10th ANNIVERSARY
 **Location(s)** | Street (Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps)Destruction City (Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2)

— Vault Boy in Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

**Vault Boy** battled Cole Phelps in Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps and Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2. He was portrayed by Nathan Provost on both occasions.

## Information of the Rapper

Vault Boy is the mascot character of the Vault-Tec corporation within the *Fallout* universe, appearing in their adverts, manuals, products and training films. He was also to appear in some issues of the Hell's Chain Gang comic of Hubris Comics, but because of the Great War, the series was never produced.

## Appearences

* Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps
* Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2

## Lyrics

### Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

#### **Verse 1:**

My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner.

Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar.

That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess

I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying prescence.

I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer

Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers.

I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit.

I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz.

All my companions make everything easy.

And guess what, none of them hate me.

I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk

It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk.

Nuka Cola, Sarsapirilla, drinking Victory.

Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree.

I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm

Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm.

#### **Verse 2:**

Oh please, you gotta washed out your ass

My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps.

I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal.

You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal.

## Trivia

* *to be added*
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

**Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart** battled Skrillex in Mozart vs Skrillex. He was portrayed by Justin Buckner on both occasions.

## Information of the Rapper

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, baptismal name Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart, was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical era. Mozart showed prodigious ability from his earliest childhood.

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

Mr. Skrillex

Sonny John Moore

What elee can I say?

Your music is a bore.

Artist of the year?

More like the yearly queer

You're not a musician.

You're a student that can't afford his tuition

What are those noises?

Robot sex?

That's unbelievable.

Wow, Skrillex.

My ass makes better music

So go ahead and chew it

Maybe learn something from it

If not, then go suck it.

I'm the king of composing, BITCH, Can't you hear?

I will Bangarang your Ellie on the First of the Year

You're a Gypsyhooker, you like it in the ear

Cut some of that damn hair off, use it for a beard!

### **Verse 2:**

Any guy named Skrillex.......probably sucks dick

My burns cause "Fire and Ice"....so go and Lick it.

You sit on your lazy ass and make music with a blender.

Your hairstyle's kinda stupid...it goes to what gender?

## Trivia

* *to be added*
Puff Puff Humbert

— Puff Puff in Puff Puff vs Steve Smith

**Puff Puff Humbert** battled Steve Smith in Puff Puff vs Steve Smith. He is portrayed by Nathan Provost.

## Information of the Rapper

Puff Puff Humbert is the lead singer of the comedy YouTube band Your Favorite Martian, voiced by YouTube personality and comedian Ray William Johnson. Puff Puff Humbert is the only one of the band group without hair in his face, and the only one with glasses. He wears seeming-most-commonly-seen-nowadays, common, thick-framed, thick-lensed, black-framed eyeglasses with white dots at the sides near the glasses "ear-sticks" and the lenses. He has large, black eyes (probably inframed from his large glasses), light-tan, light-brownish skin (might look lighter if you don't look hard enough), a crew cut of a spiked-up haircut in brown color. He wears a bright dark-red "hoodie sweatshirt", a light-blue undershirt, large, thick, dark-black brows, seemingly no lashes (being a cartoon male), and white sneakers like fellow YFM character DeeJay.

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

Hello, little bitch, Steve Smith

I'm gonna show you who can be the better red jacket, glasses wearer, you little faggot

You alien smuggler, make you drink your Orphan Tears

After I kill your mom and dad from getting White Boy Wasted, queer

Good morning U.S.A.?

Bitch, I Live on Jupiter

Grandma Got a Facebook, poking you, it makes you look stupider

I Fight to Win, bitch, I'm Stalkin' Your Mom

You're extremely poor, bro, write a Bartender Song

### **Verse 2:**

You searched 8 years for a girl to bone

You can't get none, bro, you're left in the Friend Zone

Your mom Looks Like Sex, she'll always Text Me Back

But the Bitch Got a Penis, and she's also Dookie Fresh

## Trivia

* *to be added*
John Marston vs Niko Bellic

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**John Marston vs Niko Bellic** is the third episode of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*. This is the third episode of Season 1. This battle features *Grand Theft Auto IV* protagonist Niko Bellic battling against *Red Dead Redemption* protagonist John Marston. It was released on January 15, 2013.

## Cast

* Justin Buckner as John Marston and Roman Bellic
* Nathan Provost as Niko Bellic

## Lyrics

### **Niko Bellic:**

I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City

You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.

I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car

Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.

When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face

I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.

\*ring ring ring\*

Hello?

Roman: Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!!!!!

### **John Marston:**

Go back to Europe, you foreign prick

Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's

I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a cockroach

Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach.

The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get

So here's one dollar, go ahead in...

You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle

Let alone four hourses on a wagon, doing a pull.

### **Niko Bellic:**

Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?

When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke

For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?

Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.

Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.

Don't open the barn door, YOU'LL GET SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYED!!!!

### **John Marston:**

Stand over there, let's have a duel

You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school.

And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard.

24/7 he's always in the titty bar.

Doesn't matter though, I won this battle

Continue being poor, I'll ride my Saddler.

## Trivia

### General

* The music is same like the episode of *Epic Rap Battles of History*, Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
Drokkatta (Hero)

## Abilities (healthy)

### Ability 1

**Demolish**2 : Choose a space within 3 spaces. Each figure and object on or adjacent to that space suffers 1 . Place a rubble token on the chosen space. Limit once per activation.

### Ability 2

**Dispersal Shot**While attacking with a  weapon, you may apply -1  and +1  to the attack results.

## Abilities (wounded)

### Ability 1

**Demolish**2 : Choose a space within 3 spaces. Each figure and object on or adjacent to that space suffers 1 . Place a rubble token on the chosen space. Limit once per activation.
Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg** is the sixth episode of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*. This is the sixth episode of Season 1. This battle features creator of MySpace Tom Anderson battling against creator of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg.

## Cast

* Nathan Provost as Mark Zuckerberg
* Justin Buckner as Tom Anderson
* Zander Kanack as Swagfag

## Lyrics

### **Mark Zuckerberg:**

Hello, Tom Anderson, it's time you take a look

Nobody uses MySpace, we all use Facebook

I looked at your profile, but where the hell did I go?

That update you made, it like....seriously blows!

I'll take that whiteboard and smash your face through that shit

When they bury you, I'll write: "Here lies a bitch"

You've got the empty space inspiration from where you like to jerk

I think it's time I show you the better Social Network

### **Tom Anderson:**

Aren't you colorblind? That's why Facebook is blue

That explains why you can't see that I'm much better than you

My update sucks? Look at your timeline!

At least my website didn't cause a bunch of suicides

I have 200,000,000 friends, you can only have 5,000,

I'll make my site return, then I'll throw you over the mountain!

You dropped out of Harvard just to shit around the net?

I'll send your girl Priscilla Chan my personal friend request!

### **Mark Zuckerberg:**

Listen here, Lord Flathead, you don't know how to hack

A decent, usable server is something you lack

Your website caused more deaths than the Holocaust

Myspace is a website that is more lonely than the island from LOST

I can gather my friends like sheep in a herd

All your stupid friends just forgot their password

You changed Myspace from black to blue?

Hell, even Google+ has more users than you!

### **Tom Anderson:**

Your website became cancerous, just ask the swagfags.

I'd play that dumbass Farmville, but all it does is lag!

Bitch, this isn't tumblr, take off those "inspirational quotes"

You erase the funny jokes, but you keep the dead baby posts!

You can't even play music on your damn profile,

Your whole damn site's a magnet for pedophiles!

I made plenty of money, so suck my dick!

Your ass got beat? Ha! Tom Anderson likes this!
Steve vs Joe

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Steve vs Joe** is the ninth installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features former Blue's Clues host, Steve, battling current Blue's Clues host, Joe, to see who is the better Blue's Clues host. It was released March 12, 2013.

## Cast

* Justin Buckner as Joe
* LazySundayPaper as Steve

## Lyrics

### **Joe:**

Oh no, I'm scared, we got this guy, Stevie,

Getting ready to harm us with his elementary.

Nobody wants to touch your handy-dandy-notebook,

Sit down in your thinking chair and think unlike a crook.

Stop smoking hardcore shrooms, you can't jump through walls.

I mean, Jesus Christ, why the hell do you trip balls?

Don't drop the slippery soap, you'll bend down and repel.

I'll meet you in the bathroom, give you my Joe and Tell.

I'm sitting here thinking "Why the hell are you here?"

Green striped shirt? Ha! You look like a queer.

I feel bad for you, the blue paint's always on the carpet.

I'll kick you out the door like it was a Sparta kick.

Okay, big brother, get out of this TV show,

I'm the host now, bitch, I'll let you clean the floors.

### **Steve:**

We just got a letter, I wonder who it's from.

It's probably from that studio telling you that your run is done.

Sit on my thinking chair and grab my handy-dandy-notebook,

I'm surprised you even have a wife judging by your looks.

Let's go find Blue's Clues, here's a clue,

That hairstyle makes you look like a Jew.

They replaced me with you because they felt bad.

Little kids seeing you host makes them sad.

### **Joe:**

You did not even think about going that far,

I'm sure in 20 years, you'll be drunk at the bar.

I mean, Jesus Christ, you look like a thug now.

I saw Magenta with Blue, boom, pow, pow!

You made an album called "Songs for Dustmites?" LOL!

Sounds like a 12-year-old's words after smoking a bowl.

100 shows? GOD DAMN, looks like a world record!

Sit down in your thinking chair, let me give you a lecture.

Listen bro, okay, you were a good host.

But unfortunately, I'm the one kids like the most.

### **Steve:**

That's a bunch of bullshit, biggest lie ever!

The time kids bitch about me? Probably never!

### **Joe:**

Fine, you win. You're a better host, bro.

But that doesn't change the fact that you like a hoe, though.

### **Steve:**

You look like a freaky guy that's done hardcore drugs.

I talked to Sasha last night, I rocked her jugs!

Oh well, little hoe, I want you to go back to talking to a table,

I'll add it to the list of "Joe's Non-Fascinating Fables"

Nobody even likes you, they bitch about your rotten teeth,

They like Pimp Steve and I think you'd better leave,

Tell that bitch, Magenta, Blue will come back and hunt her,

Oh wait, I take that back, I'm gonna cut her.

## Trivia

### General

* This is the 2nd battle where Nathan Provost doesn't appear.
Slender Man vs Enderman

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Slenderman vs Enderman** is the 10th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features famous Minecraft mob, Enderman, battling the famous Creepypasta it's based off of, Slender Man, to see who is the better tall, powerful being. It was uploaded March 18th, 2013.

## Cast

* Justin Buckner as Slender Man
* RLYoshi as Enderman

## Lyrics

### **Enderman:**

I see you've joined my server so get ready for pain,

Your white face and black suit have gone and picked the wrong game.

I've had it with you Slendy, stop, don't talk.

Watch me tear your woods apart, block by block.

I'll take Steve's diamond sword, and chop off your arms,

You're just a staticy mess, who doesn't cause harm!

My land is infinite, it's just a forest in your world.

Stop placing 8 pages and come lick my enderpearls!

### **Slender Man:**

You fruity glowing faggot, lemme show you the ropes,

Come find me in my lair, grab my pages, wish for hope,

That you won't get buttraped by flailing tentacles,

I'll crush you into pieces, turn you into minerals!

I'm making boys and girls piss themselves in fear,

All you can do is move a block over here,

I won't lick your Ender Pearls, i'll just rip them straight off,

You don't even need to exist, you damn rip-off!

### **Enderman:**

You're just dancing in your forest in formal attire,

Wanna see real fear? Come step on this tripwire.

I'll take you down a Notch, don't tread in my biome.

I'll remove you like Herobrine, 'cause this is my home!

I've got zombies and creepers, and dragons in my band.

You think you're as tough as a diamond, but I dig through you like sand.

Stop acting so brave, there's no need to pretend.

You've messed with me now, and welcome to The End!

### **Slender Man:**

Water and rain, really? That's your biggest fear?

Don't need to run, I can teleport anywhere near,

Your suit is just black latex, mixed with fabric,

If you get my face again, make your screen static,

I'm tough as a diamond, you're just a dust particle,

I'll stand and watch you sleep from a very far mile,

Take your little block of things, you're getting kicked out,

I'll Linda Blaire your ass, show you what scary's all about!

## Trivia

### General

* This is the third battle where Nathan Provost doesn't appear.
* This is the first appearance of Slender Man.
* This is the first rap battle to have an Original vs a Parody.
* This is the first appearance of RLYoshi.
* This is the fourth rap battle featuring two video-game characters.
Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney** is the fifth episode of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*. This is the fifth episode of Season 1. This battle features a member of the Beatles, Paul McCartney battling against a member of One Direction, Harry Styles.

## Cast

* Zander Kanack as Harry Styles
* Nathan Provost as Paul McCartney
* Justin Buckner as John Lennon/George Harrison/Ringo Starr/Niall Horan/Louis Tomlinson/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Teenage Boys

## Lyrics

### **Hary Styles:**

Let's all walk one direction, To break this dude's complexion.

I bet you when you see us , you get a massive erection.

The Beatles are old news. I'll stomp you with my Old Brown shoes.

So get your asses back in your Yellow Submarine cruise.

I killed John Lennon with my beautiful voice

Your audience is just a bunch of thirteen year teenage boys

We will never go in your direction, so get off our route,

we will rock and roll all your wives brains out!

### **Paul McCartney:**

Where do five gay guys walk? One Direction

When your fangirls see me, they all get erections.

You sound like a 12 year old boy trying to figure out autotune

Even Taylor Swift tells me I have more British meat than you

*[The old audition is changed into random effects]*

No need to hide the fact you are gay, just Let It Be,

Nothing makes you beautiful you "swaggy" prepubescent baby!

Crawl your ass back to the X Factor and admit your defeat.

Here, let's rock at my concert instead, take a seat.

### *Harry Styles:'*

*[The hillside changed into the beach]*

Who the hell are Ringo Starr and George Harrison?

You and those bitches against 1D? No comparison

Screw off, old gieser! Your time is done.

Quit making music and let us "Live While We're Young"

### **Paul McCartney:**

Your whole band is a joke, just a rehash Harry,

everybody knows you were influenced by me!

Yeah, Live while you're young, start screaming YOLO

But nothing will stop you guys from being extremely homo.

## Trivia

### Production

* This is the Zander Kanack's first acting in Epic Rap Battle Parodies.
Brendan Barczewski

**Brendan Barczewski**is a male Infiltrator**.**

## Biography

Not much is generally known about Brendan, other than he had been in the military since he was eighteen. His in-depth studies in technology had helped him modify the Digital Interface for military uses, allowing for weapons, shields, and decryption tools to be made out of them. He worked as an engineer and infiltrator, training extensively with long range weapons and other types. Brendan normally went on the generally stealthy and secretive missions. His augmentations recieved upon entry to the Special Tactics and Reconnaissance group. His isolation from others while studying made him rather antisocial, but when one got through his shell, he is a generally smart, kind man, as well as a good leader.
Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps** is the first episode of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*. This is the first episode of Season 1. This battle features *L.A. Noire* protagonist Cole Phelps battling *Fallout* mascot Vault Boy. It was released on December 23, 2012.

## Cast

* Nathan Provost as Vault Boy
* Justin Buckner as Cole Phelps

## Lyrics

### **Cole Phelps:**

Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass

I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass.

Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout

I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout

You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face

You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away.

My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, from L.A. Noire

You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are.

You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window

to unlock the door, but instead you use a lockpick and a cord.

Ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?

No holes in the bowl, eat irradiated bread!

You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?

They probably heard about what you did to Megaton.

You're a villified vilian, I'mma take you in.

Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs.

### **Vault Boy:**

My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner.

Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar.

That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess

I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying prescence.

I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer

Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers.

I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit.

I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz.

All my companions make everything easy.

And guess what, none of them hate me.

I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk

It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk.

Nuka Cola, Sarsapirilla, drinking Victory.

Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree.

I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm

Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm.

### **Cole Phelps:**

Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?

You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise.

Doing what I do makes me \*chi ching\*

I know where things are when I hear \*ding ding\*

### **Vault Boy:**

Oh please, you gotta washed out your ass

My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps.

I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal.

You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal.

## Trivia

### **General**

* This is the series premiere of Epic Rap Battle Parodies.
* This is the only Epic Rap Battle Parodies to be released in 2012.
* Justin originally planned on this match up being an episode of XP9 Rap Battles.

### **Continuity**

* This is the first season premiere of the series, followed by Nathan vs Justin, Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto, Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers, Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto, and Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez.

### **Production**

* Justin Buckner filmed his parts after a Doomsday 2012 party he went to, where he also wore his Cole Phelps costume.
Puff Puff vs Steve Smith

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Puff Puff vs Steve Smith** is the fourth episode of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*. This is the fourth episode of Season 1. This battle features lead singer of Your Favorite Martian Puff Puff battling against son of Stan Smith, Steve Smith.

## Cast

* Nathan Provost as Puff Puff Humbert
* Justin Buckner as Steve Smith

## Lyrics

### **Puff Puff:**

Hello, little bitch, Steve Smith, I'mma show you who can be the better red jacket, glasses wearer, you little faggot.

You alien-smugger, I will make you drink your Orphan Tears

After I kill your mom and dad from getting White Boy Wasted, queer.

Good morning U.S.A.? Bitch, I live on Jupiter.

Grandma got a facebook, poking you, it makes you look stupider.

I Fight to Win, bitch, I'm Stalking Your Mom

You are extremely poor, bro, write a Bartender Song.

### **Steve Smith:**

I'll show you the better red jacket with my Hogwart's spells.

I'll take your Tig Ol' Bitties, make your life a living Hell.

You're not my Favorite Martian, you're like a Kelly Clarkson.

You got what I need? Bitch, My Balls are the stars man.

Runaway planet? Yes, it ran from your stupid ass.

I'll Boom Headshot on your Grandma's face, it will be a blast.

Don't get your fans excited for an album, you stupid prick

You tried to go all Hollywood, and look how it ended.

### **Puff Puff:**

You searched for 8 years for a girl to bone

You can't get none, bro, you're left in the Friend Zone.

Your mom looks like sex. She'll always Text Me Back.

But the Bitch got a penis, and she's also Dookie Fresh.

### **Steve Smith:**

Puff-Puff Humbert, I love the way you lie

My raps will TAKE OVER THE WORLD, so go ahead and die.

Nobody likes your shit, you lasted forty three songs

Sorry Puff-puff...your band, it didn't last long.
Battle for the Khetanna

## Rules

Neutral mission tokens represent Installations.

Doors are locked. A figure can attack a door (Health: 5, Defense 2 ).

### End of each Round

Each player gains 3 VPs for each Installation he controls.Then, if a player controls the Cannon, that player may choose a space and roll 1 red die. Each figure in that space suffers  equal to the  results.
La chevalière d'Aragon

## Informations générales :

Possédée depuis des générations et des générations dans la maison Goldsmith, c'est-à-dire dans la maison souveraine d'Aragon, la chevalière est principalement connue pour ses propriétés magiques défensives, offrant à son porteur une certaine protection, tout en étant fine, et discrète.

La monture en elle-même ressemble aux bagues simples dites «solitaires», avec un unique joyau sur le dessus. L'anneau est,

   quant à lui, construit d'or rose, pâle et noble. On ne peut déterminer avec exactitude la nature de la gemme qui l'orne, puisque celle-ci semble «changeante», du moins au niveau des couleurs. On peut cependant dire que celles-ci varient entre un pourpre profond et un bleu océan.

Dans la logique des choses, nous pourrions penser que l'actuelle porteuse de la chevalière est la Princesse Juliette d'Aragon, qui sera prochainement couronnée Reine des Quatre-Roches, mais il est aisé de voir qu'elle n'est pas portée par cette dernière. Peut-être la garde-t-elle précieusement dans ses bijoux de famille, pour ne la sortir qu'en de bonnes occasions ?

## Caractéristiques :

* Enchantement empêchant toutes les attaques mentales contre le porteur.
* Enchantement de taille, permettant une adaptation à tous les doigts du porteur, lui offrant donc la possibilité d'être transmise générations après générations.
Abandoned Research

### Setup

In order of initiative, players take turns placing 1 weapon in a "B" space without a weapon, until 8 weapons are placed. Limit 2 weapons of each color.

## Rules

A figure can retrieve a weapon. A figure can carry only 1 weapon. When a figure carrying a weapon declares an attack, add 1 attack die of that weapon's color to the attack pool. Limit once per activation.

### End of each Round

Each player gains 2 VPs for each console he controls.
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C1-10P

## Long abilities

 **Ram:** Move up to 2 spaces, then choose an adjacent figure. If that figure is hostile, roll 1 green die. It suffers  equal to the  results. Then, if that figure is small, push it up to 1 space.

 **System Shock:** Use while on or adjacent to a terminal. Choose a figure on or adjacent to any terminal. That figure suffers 2  and 1 .
Data Run

## Rules

Imperial mission tokens represent data cores. A figure can retrieve the data core that has the color corresponding to his opponent’s deployment zone.

### End of each Round

Each player who has a figure in his opponent’s deployment zone that is carrying a data core gains 10 VPs.  Then, if at least one player gained VPs in this way, discard all data cores.
Campaign

A campaign is a series of linked missions with a progressing narrative. Throughout the course of the campaign, players resolve a variety of missions and acquire agenda, item and class cards.

* Story Missions are specific to their own campaigns. A story mission from one campaign cannot be played in another.
* Most Side Missions can be played in any campaign.
* Players record information about the campaign in the campaign log.
Gabe Newell

**Gabe Newell** is one of the rappers who appeared in Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto and he along with Scout battled Shigeru Miyamoto with Mario. He was played by Justin Buckner.

## Information of the Rapper

Gabe Logan Newell (born November 3, 1962) is the co-founder and managing director of video game development and online distribution company Valve Corporation.

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

Let me explain the true meaning behind your little Wii,

Winning is impossible, when rapping against me

You think you're in Heaven's Hands, up with the stars?

I'm surprised that terrible graphics could get you that far

I'll chop you in half, just like my Steam game prices

Counter Strike you with rhyme, crush you like your handheld devices

Wii U and GameCube? I'd rather play a PlayStation

Crushing your Super Smash Balls as I score a domination

You lost the console war; you have no chance in this fight

You're a mistake like those let's play copyright strikes

I've seen better graphics on an old Tamagotchi

Prepare to die, Shiggy, just like Hiroshi Yamauchi

### **Verse 2:**

MEDIC! Come and give my rhymes an Ubercharge

It's time to change class and show this loser who we are

### **Verse 3:**

It's taking me a while to make Half Life 3, yes

But at least I'm not trying to sell a failed 2DS

You even said yourself, delayed games are eventually better

But in your case, they'll all just be bad forever

## Trivia

* *to be added*
Armored Onslaught

Cards contained in set:

* Explosive Munitions (Starter)
	+ Exhaust this card when an Imperial figure declares a [Ranged] attack.
	+ You may replace 1 die in the attack pool with 1 red die and the attack gains Blast 1[Damage].
* Armor Corps (1 XP)
	+ While defending, Imperial Troopers adjacent to a friendly Droid, Heavy Weapon, or Vehicle may reroll 1 defense die.
* Automated Repairs (1 XP)
	+ Attachment: Heavy Weapon, Droid, or Vehicle only
	+ Surge: Exhaust this card to recover 2 (damage).
	+ Action: Exhaust this card to recover 1 (damage).
* Explosive Entry (2 XP)
	+ Exhaust this card when you deploy a figure to roll 1 green die. Each Rebel figure adjacent to that figure suffers (damage) equal to the (damage) results and becomes Weakened.
* Heavy Firepower (2 XP)
	+ Exhaust this card when an Imperial figure declares a (ranged) attack. You may remove 1 red die from the attack pool to apply +3 (damage) to the attack results.
* Mortar (3 XP)
	+ Exhaust this card during an Imperial figure's activation. That figure gains: "Action: Choose a space within 3 spaces and roll 1 red die. Each figure and object on or adjacent to that space suffers (damage) equal to the (damage) results.
* Reactive Armor (3 XP)
	+ Attachment: Droid or Vehicle only
	+ +2 Health
	+ While defending, if you roll an (evade) result on a black die, apply +2 (blocks) to the defense results.
* Power to Shields (4 XP)
	+ Exhaust this card while an Imperial figure is defending and choose 1 of the following keywords: Pierce, Blast, Cleave, or any Condition keyword. During this attack, the chosen keyword has no effect. Then, you may pay 1 (Threat) to ready this card.
* Rapid Dominance (4 XP)
	+ 2 Threat: Exhaust this card during a Heavy Weapon or Vehicle figure's activation. That figure may perform an additional action.
	+ 3 Threat: Deplete this card to ready 1 Heavy Weapon or Vehicle Deployment card.
Nathan Provost

* ERBP 35
 **Location(s)** | Clear Blue Background with W/E Logo (Nathan vs Provost)Clear Blue Background with W/E Logo (VGRB vs ERBParodies)

**Nathan Roy Provost** (born August 21, 1998), also known as NatureNathan, is the creative force behind the *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*, along with Justin Buckner. He also battles co-founder of the *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*, Justin Buckner in Nathan vs Justin. Furthermore, He is younger than Justin Buckner.

## Appearences

### **Season 1:**

* Vault Boy
* Skrillex
* Niko Bellic
* Puff Puff
* Paul McCartney
* Mark Zuckerberg
* Grover Underwood\*\*
* Tony Montana (video only)
* Murder Victim\*
* Macklemore

### **Season 2:**

* Himself
* Ash Ketchum
* Private Ryan (audio only)
* Vault Boy (2nd time)
* Hoody
* Seth McFarlane
* Nick Groff (Ghost Adventures)
* Freddy Krueger
* Trekkie 1
* K-Mart Employee
* Maury Povich
* Father Time
* Himself again (2nd time)

### **Season 3:**

* Butthead
* Paul McCartney (2nd time)
* Si
* Slim Shady
* Niko Bellic (again)
* Ticci Toby\*\*

### Notes:

* \* = Denotes non-speaking part
* \*\* = Denotes voice only
* \*\*\* = Denotes upcoming rap battle
Steve Smith

— Steve Smith in Puff Puff vs Steve Smith

**Steve Smith** battled Puff Puff Humbert in Puff Puff vs Steve Smith. He was portrayed by Justin Buckner on both occasions.

## Information of the Rapper

**Steven Anita Smith** is the second child and only son of Francine and Stan and the one of main character in *American Dad*. Steve has an older sister are Hayley. They reside at 1024 Cherry Street, Langley Falls, Virginia. The family also have a fish named Klaus and an alien named Roger.

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

I'll show you the better red jacket with my Hogwarts spells,

I'll take your Tig Ol' Bitties, make your life a living Hell.

You're not My Favorite Martian, you're like a Kelly Clarkson.

You got what I need? Bitch, My Balls are the stars, man.

Runaway Planet? Yes, it ran from your stupid ass.

I'll Boom Headshot on your grandma's face, it will be a blast.

Don't get your fans excited for an album, you stupid prick.

You tried to go all Hollywood and look how you ended.

### **Verse 2:**

Puff Puff Humbert, I Love The Way You Lie.

My raps will Take Over The World, so go ahead and die.

Nobody likes your shit, you lasted 43 songs.

Sorry Puff Puff, you didn't last long.

## Trivia

* He is the second animated non videogame character to be Featured in an Erbparodies.
Abandon Contract

## Description

*A wise bounty hunter knows when it's time to retreat to fight another day.*

## Action

Play this card during any mission at the start of a round.

During this round, Imperial figures corresponding to a Deployment card gain:

: Increase  by 2 then you are defeated.

Then, either discard this card or shuffle it back into your Agenda deck.
Ancient Knowledge

## Rules

A small figure can spend 1 movement point while on a tunnel to place his figure on an empty space containing a tunnel of the same color.

A figure can retrieve the holocron.  A figure carrying the holocron can interact with the blue terminal.  If he does, discard the holocron, and his player gains 15 VPs.

### End of each Round

The figure carrying the holocron suffers 2 .

### Source

R2-D2 and C-3PO Ally Pack

You seek a rare and powerful holocron, a crystal which holds the  knowledge of a long dead Sith scholar. You have tracked it to the lair of a group of scavengers, but it seems they underestimated the dark power of their prize; you find their labyrinthine base mysteriously abandoned, and the crystal cast aside.

You must upload the contents of the holocron to your ship's data core, but keep your nerve, and be wary of its subtle influence.
Coruscant Landfill Skirmish Map

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## Description

The heaping junk piles of Coruscant set the stage for your skirmish games with the *Coruscant Landfill Skirmish Map*. Carrying lucrative crates back to your base can give you victory points in one skirmish mission, while the other challenges your strike team to engage in battle around the lair of a ravenous dianoga. Whether you’re playing in a high-stakes tournament or just a friendly match at your home, you can enjoy the artwork of Biv Bodhrik and IG-88 that frames this playmat.
Bossk Villain Pack

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## Product Details

Take up the hunt with Bossk, a deadly Trandoshan bounty hunter! With this figure pack, you can harness Bossk's unbridled ferocity whether you take contracts for the Mercenaries faction in a skirmish or work for the Imperial player in a campaign.

With a new Agenda set, Command cards, Deployment cards, a skirmish upgrade, and missions for both campaign and skirmish games, the *Bossk Villain Pack*is your chance to unleash a bounty hunter and take down your prey. This figure pack includes a sculpted plastic figure of Bossk that you can use to replace the token included in *The Bespin Gambit*.

## Included Components

### Deployment Cards

* Bossk
* Headhunter (Skirmish Upgrade)

### Command Cards

* Disorient
* Wild Attack
* Grisly Contest
* Trandoshan Terror

### Agenda Cards

* Base Instincts
	+ Furious Retaliation
	+ Gunrunner (Side Mission)
	+ On the Hunt

### Skirmish Missions

* Wasskah Hunting Ground
	+ Scavengers
	+ Watch Your Step
Alliance Rangers Ally Pack

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## Product Description

*The soldiers of the Rebel Alliance are utterly devoted to the cause, willing to venture into even the most hostile terrain if it means helping to bring down the Empire. Although all of these soldiers are trained in battle, a few truly excel at guerrilla warfare and long-range attacks. These renowned snipers are known as the Alliance Rangers, and they can join your campaigns and skirmishes with the Alliance Rangers Ally Pack.*

*Alliance Rangers may help a small team of Rebel heroes survive among the dunes of Tatooine, or they may battle Imperial Stormtroopers under the canopy of a mighty forest, but wherever they’re deployed, these warriors are among the most deadly long-range fighters in the game of Imperial Assault. This Ally Pack comes with plenty of other ways to alter your campaign missions or skirmish games as well. You may travel to the planet Ithor to silence an Imperial recon facility, or move deep into the Nal Hutta Swamps and silently battle another strike team in the backwaters of the Hutt homeworld. No matter which way you prefer to play, the Alliance Rangers are a powerful asset for the Alliance to Restore the Republic.*

## Included Components

### Deployment Cards

* Alliance Ranger
* Alliance Ranger (Elite)
* Survivalist (Skirmish Upgrade)

### Command Cards

* Mitigate
* Call the Vanguard
* Heightened Reflexes

### Skirmish Missions

* Nal Hutta Swamps
	+ Shielded
	+ Raining Freight
Harry Styles

* Season 2
 **Location(s)** | Hillside (in his first verse in ERBP 5)Beach (in his second verse in ERBP 5 and ERBP 45)Arena (ERBP 45)

**Harry Styles** (born February 1, 1994 at aged 20) battled Paul McCartney in Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney and in The Beatles vs One Direction. He was played by Zander Kanack.

## Information of the Rapper

**Harry Edward Styles** is a member of One Direction along with Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. He is the youngest member of the group. He is the youngest of two children with his older sister Gemmer Styles. The band One Direction gained fame after appearing on the British version of The X Factor and after the kids network Nickelodeon heavily airplayed specials on the band. They soon hit big after their song "You Don't Know You're Beautiful" got popular.

## Appearences

* Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney
* The Beatles vs One Direction

## Lyrics

### Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney

#### **Verse 1:**

Let's all walk One Direction, to break this dude's complexion,

I bet when you see us, you get massive erection.

The Beatles are old news, I'll stomp you with my Old Brown Shoes,

So get your asses back to your Yellow Submarine cruise.

I killed John Lennon with my beautiful voice,

Your audience is a bunch of 13-year-old teenage boys.

We will never go in your Direction, so get off our route,

We will rock and roll all of your wives' brains out!

#### **Verse 2:**

Who the hell are Ringo Starr and George Harrison?

You and those bitches against 1D? No comparison.

Screw off, old geiser, your time is done.

Quit making music and just let us Live While We're Young.

## Trivia

* Harry Styles was WoodenHornets's first ever character in ERB Parodies.
* Both of Style's backgrounds are references of some of One Direction's music videos. The first one showed Harry cruising on a motorcycle while rapping, which references One Direction's "Kiss You" music video. The next one showed Harry rapping at the beach, which is a spoof of 1D's infamous music video, "What Makes You Beautiful".
* He will be the third/fourth rapper to get a rematch. Along with Paul McCartney.
As You Wish

## Description

*The mere presence of Darth Vader is often enough to turn the tide of a battle. His combat prowess is unparalleled, and his skill with a Lightsaber is terrifying to behold.*

## Action

Keep this card secret. Play it at the start of a round during any mission.

Add the "Darth Vader (Lord of the Sith)" Deployment card to your hand.

Then, either discard this card or shuffle it back into your Agenda deck.
Paul McCartney

* Season 3
 **Location(s)** | Old Audition (Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney)Random Effects (The Beatles vs One Direction)

— Paul McCartney in The Beatles vs Paul McCartney

**Paul McCartney** battled Harry Styles in Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney and The Beatles vs One Direction. He was portrayed by Nathan Provost on both occasions.

## Information of the Rapper

Sir James Paul McCartney, MBE (born 18 June 1942) is an English musician, singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and composer. With John Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr, he gained worldwide fame as a member of the Beatles, and his collaboration with Lennon is one of the most celebrated songwriting partnerships of the 20th century. After the band's break-up, he pursued a solo career, later forming Wings with his first wife, Linda, and singer-songwriter Denny Laine.

## Appearences

* Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney
* The Beatles vs One Direction

## Lyrics

### Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney

#### **Verse 1:**

Where do 5 gay guys walk? One Direction.

I bet when your fangirls see me, they all get erections.

You sound like a 12-year-old boy trying to figure out autotune,

Hell, even Taylor Swift tells me that I have more British meat than you!

No need to hide the fact that you're gay, just Let it Be.

Nothing makes you beautiful, swaggy prepubescent baby.

Crawl your ass back to the X Factor and admit your defeat,

Here, let's rock at my concert instead, take a seat.

#### **Verse 2:**

Your whole band is a joke, just re-hash, Harry,

Everybody knows you were influenced by me.

Yeah right, "Live While We're Young", start screaming YOLO,

But nothing will stop you guys from being extremely homo.

### The Beatles vs One Direction

#### **Verse 1:**

I'm gonna kick you with my brown shoes, I've got nothing to prove,

This boy band is so gonna lose, since their only fans are girls in their youth.

You gotta choose, fool, give up or maybe try to improve,

You think you're the big hit news when you literally copy our moves?

On the fame mountain we're still climbing, While you're horrible at rhyming,

Harry, I will devour you like a lion, better call Big Papa Simon!

Your horrible songs keep me up at night, your lyrics suck, as usual

There's One Thing I gotta say, these buttbuddies aren't beautiful.

If John would write a song about you all, it would be called 5 virgins,

We're the greatest, while you're the gay Backstreet Boys version

It's in our name, we'll Beat you, since our skill is so lethal

you're walking towards the direction of being killed by the Beatles

#### **Verse 2:**

Well these kids are steppin' up to us, we made the rock era our bitch

#### **Verse 3:**

I'm Paul MC Cartney, we're known for the most hits

#### **Verse 4:**

Your dads didn't use protection, now the Beatles are infesting. Rest in Pieces cause

#### **Verse 5:**

The Beatles blew your bodies in all directions

## Trivia

* *to be added*
Agenda Mission

## Overview

Missions!

Agenda
Forced, Side

## Expansion

### Core Set

* Means of Production
* Breaking Point
* Impounded
* Wanted

### Bonus

* Dark Obsession (Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith)

### Wave I

* Forest Ambush (General Weiss, Field Commander)
* Infection (Royal Guard Champion)
* Binary Revolution (IG-88, Assassin Droid)

### Twin Shadows

* Fire in the Sky
* Infiltrated

### Wave II

* Strength of Command (Kayn Somos, Trooper Commander)
* Predator and Prey (Boba Fett, Infamous Bounty Hunter)

### Wave III

* Bunker Buster (Stormtroopers)
* Back-Room Bargains (Hired Guns)

### Wave V

* Fully Charged (General Sorin, Vicious Tactician)
* A Bounty Protected (Dengar, Ruthless Killer)

### Wave VI

* Security Breach (Agent Blaise, ISB Interrogator)
* Gunrunner (Bossk, Born Hunter)

### Wave VII

* Cornered (The Grand Inquisitor, Sith Loyalist)
* Top Target (Greedo, Ambitious Mercenary)

### Wave VIII

* The Anchorhead Affair (Captain Terro, Wasteland Enforcer)
* One Fat Slug (Jabba the Hutt, Vile Gangster)

### Wave IX

* Etiquette and Torture (BT-1 and 0-0-0)
* Salvage Operatives (Jawa Scavenger)

### Wave X

* Insidious (Emperor Palpatine, Sith Master)
* Dubious Disposition (Maul, Seeker of Vengeance)

### Wave XI

* The Admiral's Grip (Thrawn Villain Pack)
* The Pirate's Ploy (Hondo Ohnaka Villain Pack)