Pizza Tower Repainted/Piss Towel

**Work in Progress!**

***Pizza Tower Repainted*** (also known as ***"SEX AHHHH PINIS MAN IN MAH ASS SEX AHHHHHH"***) is a (worst in existence) repaint for a Wario Land-inspired indie-game "Pizza Tower" by "Tour de Pizza", made by Denchick, with support of loypoll (until the first level "John Gutter" was finished and the second level "Pizzascape" was going to start being repainted), and now currently owned by YO MAMA

## Overall

### Intro(Archive)

Since the start of the game, we will be greeted with Celeste futa r34, you're welcome. Then, the loading screen color changed from white to yellow, with all lowercase text in Comic Sans, saying "izza tower grepaint". The intro in archived build is replaced with a scene from (presumably) Ant-Man, where plays this video.

### Intro (Gamebanana)

There's no intro at all, except a disclaimer(from Pizza Tower ONLINE, fan-game by loypoll), where Mario fan states, what this is pointless to publish this mod to archive.org and be like "WOAH LOOK GUYS IT'S A LEAK ED REPAINT BUILD", loypoll didn't created repaint.

#### Intro (World 2 build)

The splash image now shows Squidward and pregnant Candice holding hands, the background is now the 9/11. The text says "Mistakes into miracles"

The same disclaimer, like in Gamebanana build, but with random nonsense about this build.

The intro is now Muscle Man video.

### Tower intro

Peppino Spaghetti is now Pissino, Gustavo is Keemstar, Pizzaface is Wario from "Wario Apparition". The tower is now a towel with piss and Wario's head on the top, it even has a staircase. Keemstar points at the towel like a soyjak, Pissino is looking quite pensive about this. The background replaces the entire ocean with piss, there's a city in the middle of it. A sleeping goomba at the left side of the screen can be seen, as well as grave of Mario taking a piss, with a statue depicting him as an angel. A Trollge in crack on the cliff, and some person in piss clothes just chilling. The sky is now blue, thunderstorm clouds and a generic moon.

### Save select

While the room is Dork, Pissino is replaced with Black Guy Laughing meme. Jumpscare is replaced with Withered Bonnie jumpscare from FNaF 2. The BG consists of the floor and a bucket being the missing/emo texture from Garry's Mod. On the floor, there's a brown pig with a pipe from it's head. The bar chair is replaced with a Toad, and there's piss all around the room. Light is now some discord dms. On table, there's some dragon in a cum jar, and a photo of PB from Theycallhimcake. In the window, there's Windows 11 BSOD, the BGM is mixed with Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Default Dance and One Two O-Oatmel, Tower Status frame replaced with Shitpost Status. First save TV is shaped like Lighting McQueen and has a Pissino with a playful face on it. Chosing it makes him make a "Oh God Why" face. Second pink-colored TV with a tiara shows Keemstar with shades. Choosing it makes him pissed as hell. And finally, the third "SHREK TV!!" one has Poo Poo Noise in Joker from Personal 5 mask. Choosing it makes him make "It's over" face". Trash can icon with "Delete Save" text is replaced with a photo of Low Tier God and "Kill File... Now!" Bombs when choosing to delete the save are replaced with nukes. The "Quit Game" text at the top left corner is replaced with "Rage Quit" in fiery font. Peppino's crying face when leaving is replaced with Pissino's, just redrawn. The Pause/Settings text is replaced with logo of a game made by Scott Cawthon "There's No Pause Button!!". Pizzaboy's percentage status is replaced with troll faces:

* 0-14% - Normal
* 15-28% - Sad
* 29-42% - Flipped Smile
* 43-57% - Mad
* 58-71% - Psychopath
* 72-85% - Realistic (TF2 style)
* 86-99% - Trollge (common design)
* 100% - Twitter/Discord Moai emoji
* 101% - Same as 100%, but in yellow tone.

Final Judgement graphics are not changed. Snotty Approved badge is replaced with "Pacifist Route" with Seven Human Souls from Undertale. John Approved badge is replaced with Moai in piss hat with text "🗿 Approved". Pissino in center is drawn with atrocious details.

### Sexy ass (easy)

Now, any changes would be documented at first time they appear, expect of tilesets.

The level gate is now two cropped pictures of pizza pies, and the white space is a stock picture of a man who enjoys pizza.

Mushroom Toppin is replaced with F, Cheese with u, Tomato with c, Sausage with k, and Pineapple with !, and their cages are now cumjars. Cage debris are now parts of the jar. "Help!" text above the toppins is now "😭". Pizza Grannies are replaced with Bonzi Buddies. Their sounds are replaced with said monkey saying "Hello!" and "Hey!". They also have an unique dialogue text. Music is now mashed with "Pizza, Pasta, Put It in a Box". Pizza Boxes are now Warp Pipes from Super Mario Bros. The exit door is now a guy in shades who opens a door. Floor 1 doors are now Sacrificial Doors from The Binding of Isaac Rebirth. The locked door in Tutorial is now polygonal Mario showing middle finger in the said door. John Blocks are now "i sleep/real shit" meme. Small and big marble blocks are replaced with a Brick Block and Thwomp from Super Mario series respectively. Metal block is now the Glass block from Minecraft. The debris of marble blocks show some technologic details, and breaking vfx replaced with Mario closeup. The enemy spawner now has a sign saying "piss off", and some ominous entity is, like, spawning stuff. Target is replaced with TF2 logo, Target blocks are now some caricatures, with a green hue. Small mushroom collectible is now replaced with Wario's face spinning like a cube. Small cheese collectible is now Gromit's head spinning around. Small tomato collectible is now 𝐕 𝐎 𝐈 𝐃 emoji, jumping in a strange way. Small sausage collectible is now an image of Gordon Ramsay with "Soda" text next to him, going outside of canvas. Small pineapple collectible is now Pickle Rick rotating around. Big mushroom collectible is replaced with 3D Big Chungus image. Big cheese collectible is now Spongebob spinning, ripped from special episode intro from cartoon about the said sponge. Big tomato collectible is now Rotten Flesh from Minecraft. Big sausage collectible is now a Funky Town Spinning Chicken Nugget. Big pineapple collectible was not changed, until World 2 Build, when it became a 3D Trollface. "Very Important!" text above the toppin in final room now reads "Very Sexy!". Pillar John is replaced with a light gray moai with cum on his forehead and penis sticker instead of a bandage. His scared (or angry) sprite has goggly eyes and sweat. Dead sprite bares his teeth and tongue, in grimace of pain. "IT'S PIZZA TIME!" flash is replaced with "TIME TO PISS!". There's a chance, what there would be flash with Goku in a red hue, and text above says: "i heard you a pedophile n\*\*\*\* i heard you like little boys and girls n\*\*\*\*". Clock collectible is replaced with a cube with a Mario portrait, rotating in various directions. Bell collectible is replaced with Star Coin on a sphere. Escape timer bar is replaced with Cartoon Network's "ANNOYING ORANGE SERIES PREMIERE". The bar fill is now Annoying Orange's faces fused together. John's face is replaced with a moai. Pizzaface sleeping is now replaced with Wario Apparition with a sleeping hat. Running out of time will cause him to jump and make a terrifying face, and "IT'S SHOWTIME!" is replaced with "WARIO TIME". It's Pizza Time! is mashed with I Got No Time by TLT. The Death That I Deserviolli is mashed with I Can't Fix You by the said band. The tutorial block is now some red, skinless and humiliated creature.

#### Tutorial signs

Wall run sign depicts Peppino as Spider-man with city background. The keys are replaced with "Hold FUCK" and "JUMP and Kill yourself" respectively.

Long jump sign has Pissino pissing just like Mario. There's also a goomba from the said meme. The keys are "what the HELL" and "Press COCK"

Grab dash sign depicts Pissino robbing an innocent child. The keys are "Press MOLE Wait what are you doing" and "NO Stop".

Dive sign is now a generic "No Diving" sign, the keys are the same.

Mach sign is now an edit of "casually approach child" meme, but Pissino approaches a Cheeseslime in a cap, the key is "casually Hold Dash"

Mach drift sign is now an edit of a meme with Squidward removing the lounge. The key is "Piss"

Super Jump sign is now an edit of "Oil floats on water" rage comic.

Quick dash sign depicts Pissino trying to do the said move, but loses his legs. Additional key is added: "how".

Additionally, there's an unused sign meant for Shoulder Bash. Pissino uses the Super Jump, and then gets in a Geometry Dash ship and starts playing a Clubstep-like level. The key is " Press MOLEST".