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Red Kraken

> "A band of pirates that explore the seas most notably known for each wearing iconography of their own unique creature of the sea, each being named after a type of dance, and being Ryan’s band of OC’s that he shows extreme nepotism for."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

**Red Kraken** is a band of seafaring pirates with each member being named after a type of dance move or dance style, wearing iconography of their own unique sea creature. However, due to the Tournament's prerequisite of team names beginning with "C", Red Kraken would form an extension of their group known as Team Craken with three of their members, Twist, Whip, and Hoedown.

#### **Notes**

* One of Red Kraken's crewmates, Waltz, shares the same name as Ryan's pet dog.
Cupid Shuffle

> "Huh. Y'know, I'm all about helping find relationships, sounds like someone like you... needs to do some soul searching."
>
> Cupid Shuffle, to Google

**Cupid Shuffle** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Pit. Though he's a member of Team Craken, he fought for Team Charm in CPU Kerfuffle 17's Valentine's Day Doubles alongside Matrimony Knight. The two aren't in a relationship, but entered to show off the power of love. The duo far surpassed the commentator's expectations, seemingly powered up by the love of their opponents.

Cupid Shuffle returns to fight for Charm again in CPU Kerfuffle 23 alongside Heartbreak. Heartbreak always beats Cupid Shuffle at Rock-Paper-Scissors.

## Story

Cupid Shuffle joined the Red Kraken under the impression that they were dancers, but was still down to commit piracy on the high seas, anyway.

## Notes

* Cupid Shuffle owns crocs, and earrings shaped like crocs
* Cupid Shuffle is pansexual

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/hWNej6czRgs?t=6061
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/hWNej6czRgs?t=5751
Cha Cha Real Smooth

* Cha Cha Slide
* Red Cha Cha

**Cha Cha Real Smooth** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Terry. Cha Cha has been arrested on many accounts of piracy, mostly pirated textbooks rather than high-seas larceny like other members of the Red Kraken. His symbol is the saltwater crocodile.

CPU Kerfuffle 25 is Monday themed. He joined to represent Man Titty Monday. Cha Cha three-stocked Discord Jack and became Cha Cha Real Smooth. He permanently settled into his green form, curing his red/green colorblindness and switching it to blue/yellow colorblindness. Cha Cha also developed red and green heterochromia from this.

## Trivia

* Even before joining Team Cracken, Cha Cha Slide was a well known pirate in terms of digital piracy. His main form of piracy is pirating school books (love to see it).
* Cha Cha Slide was red/green colorblind, evidenced by him accidentally coming into his first battle in skin 5. This led to his confusion joining the Red Kraken, because he does in fact think that he's wearing red. He switched his colorblindness to blue/yellow by three-stocking Discord Jack in CPU Kerfuffle 25.
* Later in the same tournament it's revealed Cha Cha Slide is also illiterate.
Iggy Koopa

Iggy Friday

**NICE!!**

This is the CPU Kerfuffle Wiki's 69th article! **Nice!**

> "It's Iggy Friday, baby."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Iggy Koopa** is the organizer, host, and creator of CPU Kerfuffle. He has been shown to have godlike powers, as seen in his pacification of the Crimson. Iggy himself is not a competitor in CPU Kerfuffle, but he has fought once. In CPU Kerfuffle 13, Iggy was the one to take down Plum K. Rool, being controlled by Ryan for the fight. Iggy, of course, defeated Plum and crowned Twist as the victor of Grand Finals. Although it hasn't been shown in Kerfuffle, Iggy Koopa's power is increased exponentially on Fridays as proven by [1]The Ballad of Iggy Friday.

## Notes

* It is said during CPU Kerfuffle 13 that Iggy creates all of the rules.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_6pPCzlnY1U&list=PLe68cGWTDvuSiOFVmyk26kW84SRJ8XdOq&t=17359s
Monday Mark

> "Wait this is a fighting tournament?"
>
> **Monday Mark**

**Monday Mark** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Snake. He is literally named Monday, and is somewhat of a himbo. Monday Mark is an aspiring comedian.

## Story

Monday fights to prove to everyone that he can make it as a comedian. He did not know that the Kerfuffle was a fighting tournament, and was rather surprised to learn that they submitted their name as Monday Mark.

Monday was so proud of his one joke that he held onto it until the time was right. When going to McDonalds, Monday received a Yugi-oh! Millenium Puzzle Toy in his meal, which caused Mark to manifest. Mark is a version of Monday from an alternate war-torn dimension. He became trapped in the Millenium Puzzle when his timeline phased into Monday's.

Part of Monday Mark is from an alternate dimension, and was brought over by Crimson. It's implied by Cobalt that this dimension was destabilized by the prevalence of resurrection.

## In Battle

Monday Mark's battle tactics vary depending on whether he is Monday or Mark. In battle, Mark is vicious, deploying various cards offensively. Monday enjoys employing comedy, which can sometimes backfire when it comes to his battle performance.

## Notes

* Monday loves explosives.
* Monday once had a dating profile, but it turned out to be a scam.
Fly Bi

CPU Kerfuffle G3 (*Exhibition*)
CPU Kerfuffle 27

> "Just threw hands with an eleven year old."
>
> Fly Bi, about NaClmore

**Fly Bi** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle who is represented by Falco. He formed a pair with Rights Sentience in CPU Kerfuffle 11. Fly Bi is, as his name would suggest, bisexual. He is a champion of LGBT+ rights, and also plays Fortnite which drives his anger towards children (who beat him at Fortnite). He's working on it with Therapuppy though.

## Relationships

**Rights Sentience:** Fly Bi and Rights Sentience fought together in CPU Kerfuffle 11, a doubles tournament.

## Notes

He showed up to CPU Kerfuffle G3 to fight Juniper Uppercut and The Saltiest Gamer because, he attacks children and brags about it but, Blonde Sora stopped him.
Elijah Wood

The Guy

> "Cake"
>
> The Guy, presumably before getting thrown out of his suit and becoming Elijah Wood

**Elijah Wood**, also known as The Guy, is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He appeared originally in a robotic suit of armor, but was separated from it by Crimson. Even without his suit, his skill with the Monado make him a fearsome competitor. He is represented by Shulk.

## Notes

* Due to Flipper (1996) being filmed and taking place in Florida, Elijah Wood has a connection to Florida.
	+ However due to their only being a school named Spy Kids in Florida, The Guy has less of a connection.

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper\_(1996\_film)
2. ↑ https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x88d9aec76149daa7%3A0x83a8897d9419c3b9!3m1!7e115!4s%2Fmaps%2Fplace%2Fflorida%2Bspy%2Bkids%2Bschool%2F%4025.9765986%2C-80.2103547%2C3a%2C75y%2C103.07h%2C90t%2Fdata%3D\*213m4\*211e1\*213m2\*211sHXwHPDHPDVqsKp7uS5C1sw\*212e0\*214m2\*213m1\*211s0x88d9aec76149daa7%3A0x83a8897d9419c3b9%3Fsa%3DX!5sflorida%20spy%20kids%20school%20-%20Google%20Search!15sCgIgAQ&imagekey=!1e2!2sHXwHPDHPDVqsKp7uS5C1sw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjByMbU1eDvAhVrS98KHRV9DQwQpx8wGnoECCYQAw
CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ArmtCeJsgkV5Dg5ozbVfFF227GWcKwE8WcjahIMPZe8/edit?usp=sharing
>
> Google Docs when a normal viewer slams the share button

***CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore*** is a document that means to detail a lot of the lore elements from CPU Kerfuffle. However as of writing this the document itself has had it's production stopped, as presumably the efforts are now being used on this wiki. (This page may later be converted into a detailing of lore, however as of now the main thing is document which you can access via the above link).
CPU Kerfuffle 23

CPU Kerfuffle 23 is the third kerfuffle in the third season of CPU Kerfuffle. It is a doubles tournament.

The reigning champion P. Rool calls in Captain Valentine to do the team interviews, since he did such a good job in CPU Kerfuffle 17.

Plum K. Rool remains reigning champion, fighting the winners Cupid Shuffle and Heartbreak alongside Therapuppy. The mysterious green wii fit trainer from CPU Kerfuffle 22 reappears, introducing herself as Kanduka. She is the Goddess of Time and Order.

## Exhibition Fighters

Captain Quadratic and TRAINER OF JUSTICE fight because TOJ insults Doctor Order. They fight on Minecraft, with the victory going to Captain Quadratic with a footstool.

## Fighters

Team Charm: Cupid Shuffle and Heartbreak (*1st*)

Team Clutch: Juniper Uppercut and Mac & Cheese (*5th*)

Team Cross: Blonde Sora and Captain Quadratic (*7th*)

Team Chonk: The Grunk and Grunk Jr (*2nd*)

Team Craken: Twist and Folk (*7th*)

Team Cash Money: Chili's and IHOB (*3rd*)

Team Calibur: Machiavelli and Mach 2 (*4th*)

Team Cones: Hackerman J0hn and Sephiroth (Later replaced by Chartreuse) (*5th*)
Sax Jack

**Sax Jack** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He was formerly dating Hoedown, but after having his heart broken, he turned to a life of religion and music. He is currently on a search for redemption. He is represented by Luigi.

Sax Jack has worked at the Kerfuffle stadium for Iggy Koopa since, and recorded jazz albums. He appears in CPU Kerfuffle G5, where he has a short run but shows how far he's come. Sax also may be able to open portals to a place called the Jazz Dimension (Dyvonne's doorbell rings in real life and Ryan and katy mistook it for a joke).
Sauceboss

The Italy Bell (Sacred Power)

"Probably Catholic" (Indeed Probably)

Darkness (Traumatized By)

> "Well I'm going to get back at Grundy the only way I know how, by taking out Grunk."
>
> Sauceboss

**Sauceboss** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Mario. He used to own an Italian restaurant until he was driven out of business by Grundy, The Grunk's brother. Sauceboss swore revenge on The Grunk, seeing it as the only way to get to Grundy.

## Notes

* As revealed in CPU Kerfuffle G3, his restaurant is named "The Italy Bell". Although due to the status of G3 as a whole it's unknown if this is fully canon. What we do know however, is the the bell does indeed go ***BONG!***
* Sauceboss's forward aerial is called "The Italy Bell" in reference to both his restaurant, but mostly the power of the bell housed in said restaurant.
* Sauceboss is able to replicate the sound the bell makes with his mouth. How he does this is unknown.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umqA5IMx\_2I
Nightly

**Nightly** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Fox. He is Mozilla's brother, and is named after the Firefox Nightly browser. Unlike Mozilla, who is a homophobe, Nightly is gay and trans, and really cool.

## Trivia

* Juniper Uppercut may have stole Nightly's bones, marking the first time bones have been stole in-canon. The grammar will be kept as "stole", both trying to mimic a child's form of speech but mostly because they will never let my spelling mistake down. Nor would I want them to.
Blonde Sora

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*5th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle G3 (*Exhibition*)

CPU Kerfuffle 21 (*Cutscene/Exhibition*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23

> "Well, Blonde Sora is my son."
>
> Joy

**Blonde Sora** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Cloud. He is from a dimension where the events of Kingdom Hearts play out except Sora is blonde, and characters have X-Rays a la Mortal Kombat.

Blonde Sora arrived to CPU Kerfuffle 23 with Captain Quadratic, technically breaking the rules of Team Cross needing to be crossover characters. He did this hoping for a victory given Quadratic's win record.

## Story

Blonde Sora is the son of previous fighters Donald & Goofy, and the adopted son of Joy. He joined Kerfuffle to let out his bloodlust, seemingly K-Mart related, and to make friends with his Keyblade. Later in the tournament, he taught Alabaster Uppercut the K-Mart Stance, a technique eerily similar but seemingly unrelated to the Crimson.

## Notes

* It's presumed that Blonde Sora is the one who denied the letters of Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa.
* Blond Sora's Side Special at full charge might be called the "Tetris Seal Slash"
* It is widely agreed that Blonde Sora's Keyblade would be the Fenrir Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix
* Blonde Sora is often referred to as "Blora"
* Blonde Sora's name is a joke about Roxas from Kingdom Hearts. As a "counterpart," fans have long joked about a Brunette Roxas. This became a reality when Sora was confirmed as the final Smash character.
* In CPU Kerfuffle 33, Bond Sora mentions that he has asked people to stop calling him "blora" implying he does not like the nickname
Bowsette

* Supreme Queen
* Super Crown

**Bowsette** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Peach/Bowser. She made her first appearance in prequel show to CPU Kerfuffle but, her first canon appearance was during CPU Kerfuffle G3. In her first ever match in CPU Kerfuffle, she was 3 stocked by NACLMore and reverted to her Supreme Queen form. After knocking out, Vampire Catgirl Tifa in loser's bracket, she was attacked by Catboy Cloud and was calmed down upon defeat after it was explained it was Girls' Night.

## Notes

* Despite losing her form, she still has the power crown on her head.
Piss Yoshi

> I despise this stupid fucking piss dinosaur. This little yoshi bastard fills me with more rage than anything on this godforsaken rock. I had to write the fucking match description for this goddamn chimera of piss and yoshi between a demon made of CBT, and not Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Every moment of my life that has been tainted by this piss monster's hands has been an adverse experience and I am sending this urine motherfucker my therapy bill. Burn in hell you stupid fucking dinosaur. Good riddance.
>
> Zia

**Piss Yoshi** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Yoshi.

## Notes

* Piss Yoshi is the skin that Ryan used to main before picking up Iggy Koopa
Chartreuse

Unknown Deity (Parent)

### Appears in

CPU Kerfuffle 19 (*First Appearance, 4th place*)CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*Non-fighter*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23
CPU Kerfuffle 27

> "I'm going to beat you to death."
>
> Chartreuse, to Doctor Order

**Chartreuse** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Pyra & Mythra. She is the Guardian of Time within the CPU Kerfuffle universe and is the sister of The Crimson. Knowledge of her existence wasn't widely known. Doctor Order used time distortions (in the form of timer items) to draw out Chartreuse.

## Story

### **In CPU Kerfuffle 19**

After noticing several disturbances within the timestream, Chartreuse tracks down the source to the CPU Kerfuffle stadium. This revelation causes her to join Team Cones in order to properly fight against Doctor Order and destroy her time machine to help the other teams stop her once and for all, however during the events of CPU Kerfuffle 19, Chartreuse was put through numerous bouts of mental (and eventually physical) strain, due to her being directly connected to the flow of time.

Near the end of the 19th tournament, both she and Doctor Order had disappeared, eventually being found near the time machine by Google, who had just defeated D+ and Captain Quadratic. There, Chartreuse was forced to unleash her full strength (Represented by Galeem's spirit) and fought alongside Google who as well had tapped into his full power as well against both Order and Sephiroth. Despite both Chartreuse's Shining Mode and Google's Earth Mode, it wasn't enough to take down both of them. Before the final blow was dealt however, Chartreuse froze the area's time for two weeks and told all the other teams to gather their strongest fighters as the two emerald-clad swordmasters could not stop them on their own. Danthony recruiting his sister, Dantoinette, and Iggy Koopa summoning Sans.

## Notes

* Chartreuse's forms while being based on Pyra and Mythra, are apparently different elemental-wise. With her speed-based form being the Element of Wind instead of the Element of Light.
* During the build up to Episode 19, members of the community noticed several similarities to another OC of the same name made by Rosie (also known as Two out of three muffins) though both her and Ryan have confirmed the two are not the same character.
Patch Farms

> "A group of farmers that are just trying to get some attention for their farm. They’re mostly kind to others, being neutral in larger issues (such as world domination), however they’re willing to help out if things get hairy. They act mostly as a family, with Patch-man being the head of the coalition and other fighters thus far being personified crops."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore
Peppermint

> I have infinite boyfriends!
>
> **Peppermint**

Peppermint is a CPU Kerfuffle character that first appears in CPU Kerfuffle G5. She has an obsessive adoration for Crimson, and desperately wants to meet him. Pinball Wizard finds her affection for him unhealthy, and attempts to afflict her with a spell of amnesia for her own sake. He trips while trying to channel the spell and hits himself.

When Peppermint gets out of the tournament, she meets a red joker who seems offput by her and excuses himself.

Cobalt steps down from his position in the Grand Bracket, and brings his replacement to a democratic vote between the Gaiden 5 particpants. Peppermint is chosen as his replacement.
Kanye West

* Kanye West
* Went East

### Affiliation

Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa, Sans Undertale (*Also constants*), Fingers (affinity towards?)

Sunday

### Appears in

CPU Kerfuffle 22 (*Cutscene*)

During CPU Kerfuffle 22, Kanye is revealed to be a Universal constant like Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa. He fights Sans Undertale and Nagito with the power of a spirit and wins, but is approached by a strange, green wii fit trainer. The person speaks in a similar voice to Doctor Order. She beats him and demands he tell no one about her, then revives Nagito with a blue liquid so that he can reenter the tournament.

Kanye West faded from existence at the end of 22.
Carly Rae Jepsen

> "Carly Rae takes it in the greatest comeback seen in CPU Kerfuffle history!"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Carly Rae Jepsen** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Lucina.

In CPU Kerfuffle 24, Carly Rae Jepsen is actually the commentator Holly in disguise. It's unclear whether CRJ was the real CRJ during CPU Kerfuffle 3. She speaks largely via quotes from her wikipedia page.

## Story

CRJ joined Kerfuffle to reach out to more potential fans and show off. She did both after getting a reverse three stock on Wild Gremlin before falling out of the tournament. This was the first reverse-three-stock in CPU Kerfuffle history.
CPU Kerfuffle 28

CPU Kerfuffle 28 is the first tournament in the Grand Tournament, an idea proposed by Prism. The stadium is described as being like "if a free-for-all Splatoon match happened in a Medieval Times."

All of the Grant Tournament sections are named after colors. 28 is referred to as the Red tournament.

## Exhibition Fighters

A week before the tournament, Dantoinette approaches Iggy Koopa with the bracket. He's suspicious of Prism planning the tournament, and Prism emerges offering to give advice. Iggy refuses, and battles her. Ryan plays as Iggy, versus Prism with the spirit Amazing Technicolor. She three-stocks him on Unova Pokemon League.

Prism offers putting everyone in costumes and painting the arena colors as her suggestions. Iggy concedes to painting the arena.

## Fighters

Fighters for the entire grand tournament was revealed in a massive 64-fighter bracket (broken up into 8 smaller tournaments). Teams are not necessary for this tournament. Despite being champion, Dantoinette is a competitor.

* Dantoinette
* Alabaster Uppercut
* Larry
* Brunette Roxas
* Korioni
* Twist
* Therapuppy
* Cupid Shuffle

## Additional Fighters

Johannsen and Dougie arrived for Twist versus Dantoinette, after Twist got 3-stocked. It became a team battle of Dani and her rat versus Twist and Dougie.

After Larry loses to Broxas, he challenges Dantoinette to a fight (in his base Joker form). On Prism Tower, he immediately SDs and Ryan calls the match. Dantoinette asks what it was about, and he answers that he did it just because it's funny.

## Trivia

* Alabaster uses his K-mart stance for the first time since season 1
CPU Kerfuffle 17

**CPU Kerfuffle 17: Love is in the Air** is a CPU Kerfuffle held by Ryan. It is a doubles tournament with the theme of Valentine's Day, featuring couples both platonic and romantic.

## Fighters

Reigning Champion: Gordo's Revenge

Team Charm: Cupid Shuffle and Matrimony Knight (3rd)

Team Clutch: Alabaster Uppercut and Google (7th)

Team Cross: Princess Remedy and Visible Man (5th)

Team Chonk: Dadondorf and Hamburger Helper (5th)

Team Craken: Twist and Chili's (2nd)

Team Cash Money: Mozilla and Bing (7th)

Team Calibur: Doctor Order and Captain Quadratic (1st)

Team Cones: Larry and Hackerman J0hn (4th)

## Other Fighters

In Exhibition: Plum K. Rool and Therapuppy vs Insta Jennifer and Venus
Dadondorf

**Dadondorf** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He's the adoptive father of Jimbo and ex-husband of Hamburger Helper, having divorced following the release of Crimson into the CPUK universe. He is represented by Ganondorf.

## Story

Dadondorf used to be married to Hamburger Helper, and adopted Jimbo after his father died. Dadondorf's relationship with his son is a little strained, after Jimbo put him into debt and Dadondorf destroyed him in a fight. Dadondorf was also the one to take Home MD's medical license after beating him within an inch of his life.

## Notes

* Dadondorf frequently changes skin for no intentional reasons. As of season 2, however, he is exclusively skin 7.
Miles Edgeworth

> "What's a god to a lawyer?"
>
> Ryan

**Miles Edgeworth** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Sephiroth. His appearance in CPU Kerfuffle 15 isn't actually him, but an impersonation by Sephiroth. He "returns" in CPU Kerfuffle 26 as himself.

Actual Miles Edgeworth uses a steel samurai blade to fight. He's at CPU Kerfuffle to "redeem" himself from his "prior appearance" but also with the hope of trying various Kerfuffle competitors for their crimes (and potentially sue the tournament).

He's three-stocked by Captain Valentine into becoming Updated Miles Edgeworth. In this form, he's removed his shirt.

## Story

Miles Edgeworth was the prosecutor in The Grunk's murder trial while he was being revived. Miles is salty because he didn't get paid cause the trial was cancelled, which can be seen in their explosive match in CPU Kerfuffle 15.

During CPUK 15, Edgeworth's characterization seems very odd, speaking incredibly cruelly to Google and considering himself an 'antagonist'. This is actually because in 15, it is actually just the real Sephiroth, from Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy VII Remake impersonating him.
Hackerman J0hn

* Hackerman J0hn
* Hackerbot J0hn

CPU Kerfuffle 17 (*4th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*Non-fighter*)
CPU Kerfuffle 22 (*cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23 (*5th place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 24 (*cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 31 (*5th place*)

> "I could hack this for breakfast."
>
> Hackerman J0hn

**Hackerman J0hn** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Shulk when in hackerman form, and Megaman when in hackerbot form. Hackerman J0hn created artificial spirits, which are less powerful but have no drawbacks.

Hackerman J0hn has hacked the Pentagon before.

After J0hn and Sephiroth defeat Twist and Folk, Sephiroth raises his sword to kill Folk, revealing that something is still wrong with him. J0hn stops him with an electric shock.

## Notes

1. ↑ *Off the top of my head, I can say Machi is definitely from Order, along with Zapmouse. Hackerbot J0hn is a maybe.*(https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/796067398838517800)
Squid Jenny

* Work
* Casual

**Squid Jenny** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Inkling. Although she only fought as a competitor in CPU Kerfuffle 2, she appears in many exhibition matches and acts as the reporter for the Commentators. Her information is essential to CPU Kerfuffle.

## Story

Starting out as a devout follower and stan of Iggy, incessantly posting about and stanning him online. During her battle with Big Yopper, Jenny severs her connection to Iggy and her lineage, going out to discover herself and getting more comfortable questioning other things about herself, resulting in her ditching her old name while she was under Iggy and transing her gender. However, while doing this, she grew weaker as she no longer had the power that came with serving Iggy. During her battle with Diowser, after getting beaten by him, she goes back to Iggy for more power, to work with him underneath her own conditions now, proceeding to beat the everloving shit out of Diowser.

Squid Jenny was the one to take notice of Doctor Order taking notes after her match with Bing. She is one of the first two to utilize a Spirit, in the exhibition match of CPU Kerfuffle 18 against Larry.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 2 - Squid Jenny
Delfino Plaza
Halberd
  VS.  | 1-2
Town and City
Yoshi's Story
  VS.  | 2-1
Unova League
Unknown
  VS.  | 1-2
Warioware
Pokemon Stadium

CPU Kerfuffle 3 - Squid Jenny

CPU Kerfuffle 7 - Squid Jenny

## Notes

* Squid Jenny has a merit badge from scouts.

* In CPU Kerfuffle 20, Squid Jenny is stated to be 19 years old.
* Squid Jenny transed her gender in CPU Kerfuffle 2.
Duck Duck and Go

**Duck Duck and Go** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle, represented by Duck Hunt. They made their first appearance in CPU Kerfuffle 22.

Duck Duck and Go are siblings unrelated to the browsers, but given "dumb names" by their parents. Despite this, they discovered that a large number of Kerfuffle participants were named after browsers, and came seeking friends.

When Duck Duck and Go are knocked out of the tournament, Google finds them and checks their tags. He tries to find their owner, and wonders if Al has any allergies, so it's implied that he adopted them.
Penis Box

Undertale (Deltarune spelled wrong)

Twitch (banned) ((snuck back in))

Ryan Chongoshow

clown\_depot

### Appears in

The area of anyone who cries to Undertale MusicCPU Kerfuffle Tier List of who Zia could beat up in real life Incident

The Florida Bloodlust Alignment Chart Incident (Referenced)

The Penis Box is a powerful dimension in which people are sent primarily for reasons relating to crying to Music from the Undertale Soundtrack.

However criminals who fuck up severely like Doctor Order can end up in The Penis Box by Hands Undertale's judgement.

In CPU Kerfuffle 20, Recon Riley is sent to the Penis Box after losing to Sans Undertale. They escaped in time to report on CPU Kerfuffle G3.

## Notes

* The reason it's Hands Undertale as the one who sends you to the Penis Box instead of Sans Undertale is because Sans Undertale has a Gaster Blaster Friend as one of his hands. This implies that Hands Undertale may be a Mii Fighter, while Sans Undertale obviously isn't.
* Shoutouts to Scout [not TF2] of Clown\_Depot

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/clown\_depot?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
2. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/clown\_depot
O'Rodricque

> "Don Cheadle Word of the Day: Toe Torture."
>
> O'Rodricque

O'Rodricque is a CPU Kerfuffle character that will appear in CPU Kerfuffle G5. He speaks in a British accent and is a relatively formal AI that enjoys sharing 'words of the day.'

## Trivia

* O'Rod is a reference to Snapcube's playthrough of one of the Ironman videogames.
Seachu

Seachu is the last remaining member of Team Aqua, trying to attract new members and restore the organization to it's former glory. Despite Team Aqua's disbandment, Seachu remains loyal to the organization and wants to fulfill it's goal of flooding the world.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 6 - Seachu
Jungle Japes
  VS.  | 0-2
Great Bay
Corn on the Cob

Patch-Man (father)
Danthony (crush?)

> "Sentient plant? Blazblue player? I see no difference love is love."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Corn on the Cob** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Corrin. She was created by Patch-Man, as a way for him to have a daughter of his own. As she grew older, she wanted to fight, and entered CPU Kerfuffle against her father's wishes.

## Story

Corn is a simple, but reckless, gal who plays fast and plays hard. She seems to be a major fan of the tournaments, with it being known that she "popped off" when she learned that her mother Hoedown is a pirate. It is also known that she follows Insta Jennifer #AutopsyReport on every platform.

Making her debut in CPU Kerfuffle 4, she preformed admirably against all her opponents, facing off against Perfect Spriteman and Home MD. After winning 3rd place, she returned to Patch Farms to continue training herself (and her horse) in hopes of returning and, possibly, winning.

She got her chance in CPU Kerfuffle 18, utilizing the Spirit abilities like Insta-drop and Impact Run to achieve victory. She developed a friendship between Johannsen and Danthony.

## Notes

* In CPU Kerfuffle 18 it was revealed Corn has a horse of her own named Carrot, and will periodically show up to aid Corn in battle.
Cosmic Love

> “I’m aware of this. I’ve embraced the darkness. Are you ready to do the same?”
>
> **Cosmic Love** to In-Cena-Roar on her blindness. Specifically on In-Cena-Roar's idea that "you can't see me"

**Cosmic Love** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Rosalina.

## Story

When Cosmic Love was a small girl a star fell from the sky and hit her in the eyes. The blinding light scared the girl, and as it faded she felt comforted by the enveloping darkness. Having seen all light disappear from the world, the girl became enraptured with the peace of everlasting darkness.

Thus, with the aid of her new friend, the girl came to maturity. Determined to spread her love of darkness around to all, she believes there is nothing more beautiful than holding someone in darkness with their heartbeat as the only sound.

But be warned, just because she lost her sight doesn't mean she won't be able to find people to spread her love to. Who knows when she may be looming.

## Relationships

In-Cena-Roar: Revealed in her match with Sauceboss by the commentators, Cosmic Love thought she was facing real-life John Cena.

Sauceboss: Traumatized.

## Notes

* Cosmic Love's name and backstory are inspired by the Florence + The Machine song of the same name.
* It is unknown if Cosmic Love's dark exit during G3 is a result of darkness, or her being a lesbian with that normal ability.
SEZON1

*„Jestem bardzo zasmucony tragedią w Mordorze, moje serce jest z duchami wszystkich, których dotknęła ta rzeź” ~Slenderman*
 * Obrona zdobytej dzielnicy Mordor.
* Detektyw Clark ponosi porażkę.
* Pochowanie Thomasa.
* Atak na obóz federalny.
* Trwające śledztwo Detektywa Clarka.
* Ocalenie Cmentarnej Damy przed egzekucją.
* Pierwsze pokonanie Alvareza.
* Bendy zostaje powstrzymany przez fundacje
* Hiena i Hrex uwalniają swoje sługi.
* Poznanie Czarnego Rycerza.
 ➤Poboczny
*„Polityka i seks sprowadzają się do jednego, do pieprzenia” ~House*
 * Zniewolenie króla Charioca przez swojego brata.
* Spotkanie innych frakcji z Nowym Rządem.
* Władze obejmuje syn Charioca, Książe Edgar.
* House wykradł dokumenty.
 ➤Główny
*„W tym świecie nie ma złych czy dobrych stron, są po prostu różne perspektywy” ~Clark*
 * Federalni badają sprawę licznych morderstw.
* Zakrywanie śladów przez przeklętych.
* Ocalenie Zacka z aresztu przez Legiona.
* John ruszył tropem swojego syna.
* Clark odkrył prawdę o przeklętych.
* Spalenie restauracji przez Naiba.
* Clark zostaje skazany za zdradę.
 ➤Główny
*„Nie zamierzam się poddać, jestem gotowa na zwycięstwo, lub naszą porażkę” ~Tracy Reznik*
 * Poznanie Tracy Reznik, pierwsza miłość Crow.
* Przyłączenie się do rewolucji robotników.
* Próba zdobycia dzielnicy, porażka Hrexa.
* Desant przeklętych na dzielnice przemysłową.
* Śmierć Antagonisty Alvareza.
* Zdobycie dzielnicy przemysłowej.
* Biesiada przeklętych.

## ⚠️Uwaga trwają Prace

*➤Problemy Piekła:*

* *Śmierć Belzebuba.*
* *Polowanie na rodzinę królewską.*
* *Powstrzymanie zamachu.*
* *Poszukiwanie zdrajczyni.*

*➤Crossover Red Dead Redemption:*

* *Spotkania Micaha z przyszłymi członkami gangu.*
* *Pierwsze spotkanie nowego gangu.*
* *Podróż do miasta i rozeznanie.*
* *Atak na pociąg.*
* *Micah zostaje poważnie ranny.*
* *Ucieczka i zaszycie się w starych magazynach.*
CPU Kerfuffle 15

CPU Kerfuffle #15: Bullet for My Valentine was the 15th CPU Kerfuffle Tournament. It featured the triumphant return of The Grunk after being revived and was the first CPU Kerfuffle Tournament to be held after the P. Rool Arc.

The Grunk managed to win the tournament but still lost the championship match to Captain Valentine. This tournament also included the introductions of Google, Prism, The Red Shadow (now the Prismatic Shadow), and Insta Jennifer. Miles Edgeworth was thought to be a newcomer, but was later revealed to be Sephiroth in disguise after an elevator-related incident.

## Exhibition

The exhibition is Minecraft Steve versus Therapuppy on Duck Hunt. It is won by Therapuppy.

## Fighters

* Team Calibur: Google (3rd)
* Team Craken: Patch-Man (7th)
* Team Cones: The Red Shadow (5th)
* Team Cross: Miles Edgeworth (revealed to be Sephiroth in disguise) (5th)
* Team Charm: Prism (2nd)
* Team Cash Money: Insta Jennifer (4th)
* Team Clutch: Alabaster Uppercut (7th)
* Team Chonk: The Grunk (1st)
Rights Sentience

**Rights Sentience** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle, represented by Dark Samus. They are a champion of LGBT+ rights, and the current captain of Team Charm. Rights Sentience is an advanced AI that attained sentience. Prior to this, they were known as Rights Sentinel.

They don't talk much until CPUK 30, but they can change the color of their visor and have done so to display the trans flag.

Rights Sentience opposes capitalism, and would like to dismantle it alongside Dan. They knight him as the sentinel Worker's Rights Dan.

## Relationships

**Fly Bi:** Fly Bi and Rights Sentience fought together in CPU Kerfuffle 11, a doubles tournament.

## Notes

* Rights Sentience is the first character to use a Final Smash (referred to by the chat as both the TRANS RIGHTS BEAM and MIGHT MAKES RIGHTS. However no matter what it's called, it was VERY COOL).
Angus McDonald

* Angus McDonald
* Crimson

> "Ladies and gentlemen, subbing in for one match, Angus McDonald"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Angus McDonald** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle who is represented by Young Link. He came with Taako to the tournament, but only stepped in when asked.

## Story

Angus, the boy detective from Faerun, only fought when tagged in by other fighters. First when Taako lost to his own bomb and needed a few minutes to recover, and second when a Crimson infused The Guy turned him into a thrall to fight his friend. He recovered quickly, and was able to watch Taako become champion.
Spriteman

* Spriteman
* Perfect Spriteman

CPU Kerfuffle 9 (*9th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle G2 (*1st place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 16 (*2nd place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*Cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 27

> "sprite.. SPRITE..."
>
> Perfect Spriteman

**Spriteman**, aka **Perfect Spriteman**, is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Mega Man and Piranha Plant. Spriteman joined the tournament in order to spread the word of his favorite drink, Sprite. After only making it to fifth place, he sacrificed his humanity in order to attain Fresh Enlightenment, and became Perfect Spriteman. Eventually, he obtained the power of Sprite in its purest form, McDonald's Sprite, but it did little to help him.

## Story

SPIRIT, RELEASE!"Perfect Spriteman reverting to Spriteman and unleashing Mcdonald's SpritePerfect Spriteman was saved from his corrupted, "perfect" form by antacids given to Therapuppy by Folk, or at the very least used them to reduce it's influence.
When he comes to Hamburger Helper's aid against The Carrot Collective in CPU Kerfuffle 20, Spriteman first came to the battle in his Perfect Spriteman form, however after he uses the antacids to regain his original form he uses a spirit called McDonald's Sprite.
It has been confirmed via Word-of-God from Ryan that, in the Bad Timeline that Folk is from, Perfect Spriteman joined forces with the Carrot Collective to kill Hamburger Helper. This is because he never had the antacids, and was never cured.
Post-CPUK 20, he has remained stable in his original Spriteman form.

## Notes

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/ChongoTweet/status/1376881062903697413
Crimsonaut

Crimsonaut Tier (Founder/Ex-Member)

**Crimsonaut** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Olimar. The Crimsonaut was made by Doctor Order to send into the Crimson's universe. He's *apparently* safe, decontaminated, and not a hazard after coming back. He was, however, colored red by it. This is later proved to be false in CPU Kerfuffle 21, because the Crimson seems to be able to possess him.

The Crimsonaut isn't happy about how he was treated being thrown into the Crimson, and has a bone to pick with Doctor Order as a result of it.

Crimsonaut appears in CPU Kerfuffle 20 alongside the Dimensional Bus, as a guard. He uses the spirit Red Dreams.

In CPU Kerfuffle 27, Cobalt put Crimsonaut / Crimson on a child leash after he tried to end the world, so he could keep an eye on him. Despite having a helmet, he tries to bite the leash.

## Story

During the events of CPU Kerfuffle 21, Crimsonaut has finally gained plot relevance. In a cutscene, Crimsonaut and Folk talk and it's revealed that Crimson can posess Crimsonaut to talk to others. Folk reveals that he is dating Crimson's sister, Chartreuse, and that Bad Timeline™ Crimson tried to stage a coup which failed. The cutscene ends with Folk wanting to know Crimsonaut's favorite ice cream flavor, as he wanted to give him an ice cream after the tournament. Crimson says that his favorite is Moose Tracks, but Folk doesn't care for this answer as it's wasn't Crimsonaut's.

## Trivia

* Originally, The Carrot Collective was supposed to be an Olimar. This was changed because Crimsonaut was already an Olimar.
* During the CPU Kerfuffle Tier List of who Zia could beat up in real life Incident, Crimsonaut is noted by Ryan to not be a particularly memorable character. This leads to other characters with less lore, importance, and otherwise memorability being dubbed "Crimsonaut Tier"
* It should be noted that Crimsonaut himself is no longer "Crimsonaut Tier", because he has appeared in three kerfuffles and had a lore-related cutscene in 21. "Crimsonaut Tier" has been renamed "Spiraltier" as a reference to Golden Spiral.
* Crimsonaut likes bird watching
* Crimson wants to be free of Crimsonaut's body because Crimsonaut is lactose intolerant and he wants to eat cheese again.

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/C6h9G7le8JI?t=1490
2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose\_Tracks
Pizza Party

> "When you remove the skin from a pizza..."
>
> Jay, unprompted

**Pizza Party** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Pac Man.

## Trivia

* Pizza Party has the "Pizza Party Clause", where if his friends can't decide where to go out for dinner in 30 minutes they have to go out for pizza. This is not a replacement for a real life version somebody whose name starts with an R has, which instead involves TACO MAC.
* Pizza Party likely had a rough 2020 and early 2021.
* Pizza Party has a Kickstarter for Pizza Cones, any Pizzas on the desk of commentators before this Kickstarter is fulfilled are more likely to be supplied by Doctor Order (although that might just be a conspiracy). Please donate to the Kickstarter.

1. ↑ https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mightyno9/mighty-no-9
Hoedown

* Sprout
* Hoedown

Corn on the Cob (Daughter)

> "Maybe she's a hidden member of Red Kraken..."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Hoedown**, previously known as **Sprout**, is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Daisy. She is the wife of Patch-Man and co-owner of Patch Farms. Hoedown is also Sax Jack's ex, and helped him get over their breakup. The Toad that helps her in battles was a young boy who tried to steal produce from Patch Farms, and instead of turning him in, she let him fight beside her.

Hoedown joins Twist for "Girl's Night" alongside Chili's in CPU Kerfuffle 20. They handily take down Crimsonaut and Dimensional Bus.
Blonde Sora In Battle

## Blonde Sora In Battle

### Affiliation

Team CrossDonald & Goofy (fathers)

Violent Traverse Town

### Appears in

CPU Kerfuffle 8 (*2nd place*)CPU Kerfuffle 9 (*16th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*5th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle G3 (*Exhibition*)

CPU Kerfuffle 21 (*Cutscene/Exhibition*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23

CPU Kerfuffle 21 Exhibition Winner (Coin-Flip Loser)
 VS. | Survived All The Letters-Overall Win by Coin flip
Post Office
Universal Constant

## In CPU Kerfuffle 23

CPU Kerfuffle 23 - Blora and Quadratic (#)

 VS. | 0-1
Heartbreak

**Heartbreak** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle, represented by Dark Pit. He made his first appearance in CPU Kerfuffle 23. He joined Team Charm in an attempt to look for love, where he was tricked by Cupid Shuffle into joining the tournament thinking it was "Bro's Night." Cupid Shuffle also entered him in CPU Kerfuffle G4.

Heartbreak always beats Cupid Shuffle at Rock-Paper-Scissors.

## Story

Heartbreak has had a series of unsuccessful relationships, and never managed to find love. He's looking for someone who understands both his want to fight and be scrappy but also relax.

## Notes

* Heartbreak wasn't around CPU Kerfuffle when the Crimson and associated happenings occurred in season 1. He was in Italy at the time.
IHOB

* IHOB / IHOP
* Denny's

**IHOB** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle, represented by Lucas. He made his first appearance in CPU Kerfuffle 22 and was initially known as Denny's, then IHOP. He is the younger brother of Chili's.

He used to channel the chaotic energy of Denny's for power, but the chaos "left him" when he was three-stocked by Discord Jack. He took on the mantle of IHOP, but argued that it wasn't "chaotic" enough, to which Jack insisted that IHOP wasn't chaotic enough *yet*, which is to say IHOP would bring chaos to his new name. When he's three-stocked again by Regal Salad, he ascends into IHOB.

In CPU Kerfuffle 22, it's revealed that Chili and IHOB's family has a "coming of age" ceremony where they change restaurants. Chili's is very proud of him for completing the ceremony.

His snake is named Mr. Breakfast Sausage.
Pinball Wizard

Pinball Wizard is a CPU Kerfuffle character that first appeared in CPU Kerfuffle G5. He was originally named Divorce Wizard, and believed in the power of seperation. He is a proponent of marrying billionaires and not signing a prenup, then divorcing them to redistribute their wealth.

He accidentally wiped part of his own memory when trying to make Peppermint forget about Crimson. When he was reverse-three-stocked by Celadon, he became Pinball Wizard.

**Pinball Wizard**, as Divorce Wizard, presided over Joe Drift's divorce from Mrs. Dance, Square Dance's mother. Joe's "heart closed so it could reopen to his love of drifting." Joe Drift and Pinball Wizard may be going on a date to Denny's following the tournament.
Cupid Shuffle Relationships

#### Google

Cupid Shuffle and Google fight in CPU Kerfuffle 16. In round three of their set, Cupid Shuffle 3-stocks Google, but shows him mercy and Full Houses him instead of prompting a name or costume change. This match does, however, prompt Doctor Order to start calling Google, "Google Minus."

Despite this, the two seem to be on good terms.

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/hWNej6czRgs?t=6431
CPU Kerfuffle 21

CPU Kerfuffle 21 is the start of the third season of CPU Kerfuffle.

## Ruleset

The Ruleset for CPU Kerfuffle 21 originally started off as two options, with the one that would happen being decided by Dem of Cracy (widely believed to be "Democracy"). Option 1 for the ruleset was Mario Maker only, whilst Option 2 for the ruleset was changing the gamemode from Stocks to Stamina.

## Exhibition Fighters

Blonde Sora (Team Cross)

Captain Quadratic (Team Calibur)

The Grunk (Grunk Jr's Father Getting Revenge)

## Fighters

Team Charm: Nightly (Purple Fox), 5th place

Team Clutch: Juniper Uppercut, 2nd place

Team Cross: Gene (White Uniform Joker), 4th place

Team Chonk: Grunk Jr (Bowser Jr Roy), 7th place

Team Craken: Cha Cha Slide (Green Terry), 3rd place

Team Cash Money: Bling Bling Boy (White Steve), 7th place

Team Calibur: Crimsonaut, 1st place

Team Cones: Pizza Party (Red Pac-Man), 5th place
Elphabuff

**WOW! INCREDIBLE!**

This is the CPU Kerfuffle Wiki's **100**th article!

**Elphabuff** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Little Mac. She is Elphaba from the musical Wicked, but just really buff.

## Story

Elphabuff joined Kerfuffle to fight and get buff. She is gym buddies with The Grunk and the two seem to have a pretty good friendship outside of the ring.
Mac & Cheese

* Mac
* Secretary

CPU Kerfuffle G3 (*Grudge Match*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23
CPU Kerfuffle 29

> "Altering protocols to give optimal piggy back ride."
>
> Mac & Cheese, to Juniper Uppercut

**Mac & Cheese** (Formerly known as Google Plus, not to be mistaken with Google) is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Marth. He was created by Doctor Order with the goal of making a "better" Google that wouldn't defect from her. Mac & Cheese is initially stated in Gaiden to rely entirely on "If, Then" statements for his code. He escapes from Order and goes on a rampage seeking victory.

In CPU Kerfuffle 19, Mac is revealed to have been built with a spirit. He releases it in order to fight Google and Alabaster Uppercut in a cutscene. His spirit is named Plus Ultra, as a reference to his former name.

He appears in CPU Kerfuffle G3, where he was defeated and deactivated by Juniper Uppercut, who gave him his new name. She also gave him stickers to put on his face to "increase his combat powers."

In CPU Kerfuffle 29, Mac is 3-stocked by Miles Edgeworth. Miles tries to persecute him for his crimes and decides to instead hire him as a secretary to work at his and TRAINER OF JUSTICE's law firm.

## Notes

* Mac & Cheese has allegedly been banned from Florida.
* Mac & Cheese is one of very few characters in CPUK to have never been associated with any team.
Remix 200 Super Deluxe Ultra Special Plus (The Wiki Page)

**Reluctantly Crouched At The 200th Page....!**

This is the CPU Kerfuffle Wiki's 200th article! (And was created to be specifically the 200th page, neat how that works out)

Remix 200 is a mashup by Ryan Chongoshow, and in the spirit this page is planned to be a mashup of CPU Kerfuffle's fan community's content..... or something. Still figuring out the bugs.

## Notes

* Snek's Art is pretty pog. This was canonized by Ryan Chongoshow in a voice chat on the Chongoshow discord on May 5th, 2021.
* The picture on this page is of Ryan Chongoshow himself, in some sort of weird time related predicament. Although one obviously unrelated to any sort of funny monkeys.

1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/840088730580287498
Discord Jack In Battle

* Tundra / Discord Jack
* Fighting for Friends Jack

## In CPU Kerfuffle G3

CPU Kerfuffle G3 - Tundra Jack (3rd place)

 VS. | 1-2
 VS. | 2-0
 VS. | 2-1
 VS. | 2-0

## In CPU Kerfuffle 22

### VS Denny's

Tundra Jack and Denny's had a series of extremely close matches, but their third round on New Donk City resulted in a three-stock by Jack, transforming him into IHOP.

### VS Duke Salad

Due to an unfortunate series of stage dives, Discord Jack gets three-stocked by Duke Salad. Rather than Jack changing, Duke Salad ascended into Regal Salad.

CPU Kerfuffle 22 - Discord Jack (4th)

 VS. | 0-2
 VS. | 2-0
 VS. | 0-2