Millenium Falcon vs Starship Enterprise vs Arwing vs Galaga Ship

This is GetSkadooshed's 1st Death Race!

## Description

*Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Star Fox vs Galaga! Who will come in first?*

## Introduction

(Cue Time for a Death Race)

Ringmaster: Come one, come all, to this epic vehicular violence! I am Ringmaster, and this is Death Race! Now usually we do cars, but today... We've got one helluva treat for you readers/viewers out there because instead of using cars, we have lined up four different spaceships against one another in a galactic race! Now let's inspect our racers! Or is it pilots? Oh whatever!

### **Millenium Falcon**

Our first ship is none other than the Millennium Falcon! It is an extensively modified Corellian YT-1300f light freighter, and is mostly known to be piloted by two popular smugglers, Han Solo and Chewbacca. It has numerous advanced modifications like two CEC AG-2G quad laser cannons, two umm Arachnid- no wait Arakyd! ST2 concussion missile tubes, three deflector shield generators to protect it from outside damage, and its hull armor was made of Duralloy plates salvaged from an Imperial cruiser. Now the ship may look a little strange, but don't judge a book by its cover because thanks to the Falcon's hyperdrive, it gives it its title of being the "fastest ship in the entire galaxy! Like wow!

### **Starship Enterprise**

Next we have the Starship Enterprise! It was built in the San Francisco Yards, and launched into space in 2245. It was originally commanded by Robert April and Christopher Pike, until eventually coming under command of Captain James T. Kirk. Now this ship is surprisingly big, with a crew of wopping 430! It also has 14 science labs, a lower deck for main engineering, and a shuttle bay. The ship could fire lasers, but they are called phasers in this universe so eh... It has photon torpedoes and shields which its strength can be changed for different situations like from enemy weapons to space debris.

### **Arwing**

Our third vehicle is from the video game Starfox, known as the Arwing! The Arwing is piloted by an anthropomorphic fox from space, thus Star Fox, named Fox Mcloud! This ship is specifically designed for vehicular combat so you better watch out. It has a G-Diffuser system, which is an anti-gravity device that allows the pilot to perform a wide variety of high performance combat maneuvers all while accelerating or decelerating instantaneously. The ship can generate a shield to reflect projectiles back at enemies, but you have to do barrel roll or an alieron to activate it. It also has laser cannons because every ship needs one!

### **Galaga Ship**

Lastly, we have the Galaga ship from uhhh Galaga! It has a special cannon that allows it to rapidly shoot bullets to mow down entire waves of enemies. It also has a dual form, which is when another Galaga ship connects to its side. This allows it to shoot double the bullets at fast speeds. Now this ship has been shown to take out entire armies and waves of enemies so don't back down on this one yet! Now that we've checked out all of the flyers, lets head to our hosts Wiz and Boomstick who are waiting at the track.

(Death Race)

Wiz: Like all the Death Races in the past, the rules remain the same. The first vehicle that passes through the finishing line wins, but most importantly, we don't care *how* they get there. Now you may be wondering how is this is going to work in space. Boomstick?

**Boomstick: There are several floating arrows that point in the direction of the finishing line, which is just floating in space via special rockets attached to them. However, it won't be easy reaching it as I had added several deadly obstacles!**

Wiz: But since this is our first time doing a race that does not take place on a track, this might end up weird.

**Boomstick: Oh come on Wiz! It's always nice to try something new.**

Wiz: I guess... Now lets join our pilots at the starting line...

## Death Race

**Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH RACE!**

The countdown:

3

2

1

(Cue Vs. Ridley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RnKtEoF14Q)

All the ships' thrusters activate, and they all fly forward at extreme speeds.

Wiz: And they're off!

The ships fly around one another while following some floating arrows. The ships starts to gain their places with the Millennium Falcon slowly taking the lead, the Arwing in second, and the Galaga ship and the Enterpise tied together in last.

Wiz: It appears that the Falcon is taking the lead.

**Boomstick: Of course it is! It's the goddamn Millennium Falcon!**

Inside the cockpit of the Falcon, Han and Chewie are managing all the controls.

Han Solo: Come on Chewie! We made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, we got this in the bag.

Chewie: WUUAHAH.

The Galaga ship slows down to fly behind the Enterprise, and starts to shoot at it with its bullets. Inside the Enterprise, its crew-members trip and stumble around as sparks fly everywhere.

**Boomstick: The Galaga ship is out for blood, and is attempting to take down the Enterprise!**

Captain Kirk: Strengthen the shields!

The Enterprise's shield strengthen and soon the bullets have little effect. Eventually the ships come across an arrow pointing to the right. They quickly drift and turn to see a huge astroid belt in front of them.

**Boomstick: My first obstacle is the astroid belt, which you should probably have a small ship if you're going to make it through this.**

Wiz: Well that doesn't sound good for the Enterprise, but who knows maybe its armor will hold up.

Fox smiles at the sight of the astroid belt coming closer.

Fox: This'll be easy.

He easily maneuvers the Arwing around several astroids. He also uses his ship's laser cannons to blow some apart. The Millennium Falcon is still in the lead. It flies to the left and right to avoid incoming astroids, barely skimming the bottom of the ship on one of them.

Han: Chewie go managed the cannons!

Chewie: WRARHH!

Chewie sits up and runs off down the corridors. He passes several rooms until he comes across a ladder, which he climbs up to access one of the Falcon's laser cannons. Chewie open fires on some of the smaller astroids to prevent them from coming into contact with the ship. Meanwhile, in the back the Galaga ship speeds up to pass the Enterprise, who are struggling to pass through this obstacle due to its large size.

Wiz: The Galaga ship has passed the Enterprise to catch up with the Falcon and the Arwing!

**Boomstick: You know maybe we should've chosen a smaller smaller ship instead of the Enterprise...**

Wiz: Or maybe you shouldn't have added this obstacle at all.

**Boomstick: But you can't have a race in space! Without an astroid belt!**

Enterprise Crew-member: We're being overwhelmed by astroids!

Captain Kirk: Than convert all power to the shields and thrusters!

The Enterprise speeds up and breaks through some astroids with brute force all while taking some damage. Back at the front, the Falcon is almost about to reach the end of the astroid belt until a gigantic sized astroid blocks its path and towers in front of them. Han slows down the Falcon.

Chewie: Wruahh!

Han: I know, I see it.

Han quickly inspects the astroid until he eventually spots a hole in it, which should be big enough to fit the Falcon.

Han: Alright Chewie hang on! This might get a little bumpy.

Han accelerates the Falcon and aims straight for the hole. Behind them the Arwing and Galaga ship also spot the astroid, and slow down their speed. Both pilots see the Falcon enter one of the astroid's holes and disappear into darkness. Fox and the pilot of the Galaga ship glance at one another through their cockpits, even though they can't see each other they both have an idea of what to do. Both ships hit their thrusters, and blast off into a different and small hole.

**Boomstick: Looks like some of the pilots were able to figure this one out!**

Wiz: Umm, what about the Enterprise?

**Boomstick: Oh the Enterprise? They'll-Oh... Oh no...**

The Enterprise flies in to see the massive astroid. People inside panic, scream, and run around their stations.

Crew-member: I can't locate any possible way to avoid this!

Captain Kirk: Can we go around!?

Crew-member 2: Its too close! We'll never make it!

Captain Kirk: Damn it! Then we have to stop the ship and turn around!

Spock: Unfortunately... It is too late for that either.

The astroid and Enterprise close in on one another.

Captain Kirk:... Its been an honor-

The Enterprise slams into the astroid. It folds like an omelette on impact, mini explosions erupt, debris float outward, and the ship finally ends with a bigger explosion. Inside, the pilots can feel the astroid tremble from the destruction.

Wiz: There goes the Enterprise and everyone inside it. The ship was too big and too slow compared to the other ships, thus leading to its demise.

**Boomstick: Now we have three remaining flyer!**

All three remaining ships finally make it out of the astroid belt. The Falcon exits first, and comes across a glowing sign pointing upward so it changes its direction.

**Boomstick: Look Wiz! The Arwing and the Galaga ship have started to fight each other!**

The Galaga ship, which is behind the Arwing now, fires its bullets but Fox has dealt with similar enemies so he dodges the projectiles with some minor difficulty.

Fox: You gotta try harder than that if you want to beat me!

In the cockpit of the Galaga ship the pilot gives an evil smile. In a far distance a white shine appears. Another Galaga ship flies out of nowhere and connects with the previous Galaga ship to form its dual form.

**Boomstick: Isn't that against the rules?**

Wiz: Well their are none. You just have to reach the finish line.

The dual Galaga ships fire double bullets, giving Fox and his Arwing a bit more difficulty. Fox notices the Arwing is receiving some damage. He then closes his eyes and thinks to the past.

Peppy Hare: Do a barrel role!

**Boomstick: Oh my god...**

Fox now ignited with determination does a barrel role and dodges a barrage of bullets. He turns off the thrusters to let the Galaga ship fly in front. Then, he activates the thrusters and unleashes a barrage of lasers with each one hitting its target. The Galagaship spins out of control and explodes into pieces.

**Boomstick: That was the most epic move I have ever seen!**

Wiz: You can say that again Boomstick because thanks to that trick the Galaga ship has now been eliminated.

**Boomstick: Anakin was right... Spinning is a good trick!**

Wiz: Now all that is left is the Arwing and the Falcon.

Chewie: Warhh!

Han: One left? Okay lets end this in a blast!

Wiz: The Falcon is still in the lead with the Arwing closely catching up. However, the Arwing is still pretty damaged from its fight against the Galaga ship. Will it prevail?

**Boomstick: I just hope this ends in a blast!**

At an average distance the finish line can be seen waiting for its victor. Both ships speed up in a straight path, aiming for the finish line.

**Boomstick: I hope the pilots are ready for my last obstacle! MWUHAHAHA! HAHAHA!**

(Wiz watches in fear)

Boomstick presses a button which back at the race deploys a strange looking device out of nowhere. All of a sudden, it explodes releasing a black hole.

Fox: You gotta be kidding me!

Han thinks about his options, and finally comes to a decision.

Han: Chewie I'm hitting the hyperdrive!

Chewie: WARHH!

Han quickly pulls the lever down, and the ship accelerates past the finish line in less than a second.

Fox: What!? Lucky shot!

Fox and his Arwing get sucked into the black hole; it closes and disappears.

Wiz: Well there goes the Arwing...

Boomstick: Never mess with a spaceship known as the "Fastest ship in the galaxy".

## Conclusion

Ringmaster: So I'm guessing the winner is the Millennium Falcon?

Wiz: Indeed.

Ringmaster Okay cool. The winner is the Millennium Falconnnnnn- eh where did it even go?

The Falcon can be seen exiting hyperspace into some unknown region. In front of it is a familiar green and blue planet, Earth.

## Ranking

1st: Millennium Falcon

2nd: The Arwing

3rd: The Galaga Ship

4th: Starship Enterprise