PS3

## backstory

the birth date of this console was revealed at E3 2005; this was highly controversial though due to her high price point ($599 for a 60GB model) because of her cutting-edge technology.

ayame was born with a full set of hair and complex cell architecture; sony wanted PS3 to be special as she was born 2 weeks late and lost out on many initial sales, benefiting her competitors (which would become her bestest friends later) xbox 360 and nintendo wii. until she reached primary school, she had a regular life like her older siblings PS2 and PS1. however with the release of her younger slim counterpart, PS3 slim, changed her life forever for the worse. she was bullied extremely badly in primary school and this rude behaviour was continued by many people up until her last year of high school.

She rubbed her eyes, and started crying; she looked around until her sight laid on a person that provided her solace and comfort. "Shush shush, it's okay, I love you, nobody will hurt you." It was PlayStation 2, and he was so delighted when she was born that his feelings were almost palpable. "You're totally adorbs, hehe!" Another figure put their hand on his shoulder. It was PlayStation 1. She gave a smile, and the rays of camaraderie stopped her sobbing. PS3 giggled when PlayStation Portable questioned where her arms were. "Huh? Little sis has no arms! Cheeky girl, where are they?" Everyone burst into a choir of hooting laughter; It was moments like this that would make her long for the past and seek endless nostalgia.

Her first words were "Play beyond", but her pronunciation of the letter "E" was phonetically incorrect; however she was born with high intellectuality due to her reliance on cutting-edge technology. These words inspired Sony to make advertisements of her with a backwards E (hence the advertisements say "PLAY B3YOND"). She was around 6 months old, and made her first steps just 2 months later. She managed to make PS2 cry even more after hugging his leg when Sony told him some bad news. "I love you so much brother, don't cry..."

Her first 4 years were filled with exuberance (note: PS3 is very posh, so I'm using high-level language), she had a casual, hand-me-down life just like PS2. Little did poor PS3 know that 2009 would be the year that would change her life; as fate would have it. For the WORSE. It would shape her living FOREVER, and force her to rely on medication to keep her mentally stable.

It all started on 11th November 2009, *ON HER BIRTHDAY*, when she was packing her bag, a child shoved her into it. A hard substance was inside the latter and she ended up having a mild concussion. But she didn't react at all, which agitated many children. They hated how Sony made her look and decided to teach the WRONG PERSON A LESSON! After this incident, a teacher asked her if she was okay. Although dizzy and clearly distraught *and* shaken by the incident, PS3 smiled and replied "Yes miss, I am unharmed..."; however she ended up blacking out just after stating this blatant lie, which set poor Miss Simmonds into a panic. She was a teacher who cared about PS3 so much, which made Ayame miss her a lot when she was older. 2 hours had passed, and PS3 was in the school nurse's room. "Poor child.." he muttered to himself. "Youngest victim of bullying and sustaining injuries, yet she remains brave nonetheless..."

PS2 was fuming with anger and it was 100% noticeable. "WHO DID THIS?!? I ***NEED*** *TO SPEAK TO THEIR PARENTS, DON'T THEY REALISE MY SISTER HAS PROBLEMS OF HER OWN?!?*" he demanded. Miss Simmonds replies hastily, "I checked the cameras and found the victim. Their parents are aware of this situation and they said they apologize for their child's unexpected behaviour." The word "unexpected" made the irate PS2 even angrier. "Unexpected? ***UNEXPECTED?!?***" He looks at Miss Simmonds and sees her ashamed, and he stops. "Sorry Miss Simmonds. I do not accept the apology, my sister could've had worse..."

After all of this, the bullying got worser and worser. It came to the point that one day when PS1 was picking her up, that she noticed something utterly TERRIBLE; PlayStation 3 was in fact, b133d!Ng. She internally screamed, and a loud silence enshrouded the two. PlayStation 1 couldn't do anything but she brought herself to cry, leaving PS3 confused. "Sis... I'm okay, why are you crying? School was fun today." PlayStation 1 replies "We're changing your school. The headmaster isn't even doing anything. Disgusting. I am so moving you to a different school, and if anyone hurts you again I swear I will get a dinosaur and tell Sony to sue them. *YOU'RE INJURED!! HOW DO THE TEACHERS NOT KNOW?!*"

tbc