The Hunter With Two Heads/Transcript

## Part 1: My Husband Is On My Shoulders!

The Episode Begins With The Title Card Appearing On A Background With A Pink To Blue Gradient Version Of Cheyenne Miller With Brandon’s Head On His Shoulders. We Then Fade To Toothy And Magnolia In The Park As Toothy Is Flying A Toothy Kite (A Kite Of Toothy Flying While He’s Cosplaying As Splendid).

**Magnolia:** Wow! I Didn’t Know You Were A Big Splendid Fan!

**Toothy:** I’m The Biggest In The Town, Besides From My Pal Sniffles Of Course.

**Magnolia:** That’s Awesome!

(The Suddenly Feel The Ground Shaking.)

**Magnolia:** Wha?! Is There An Earthquake?!

**Toothy:** Magnolia! Watch Out! A Giant Robot Is Coming Our Way!

(Toothy And Magnolia Dive Out Of The Way. Brandon Arrives In His Ultimate Armor.)

**Devious:** Well, Look Who Arrived!

**Brandon G:** Devious! You Aren’t Gonna Attack The City With A Giant Robot!

**Devious:** Aw! You’re No Fun! I Want To Destroy The City With This!

(Toothy Kite’s String Slowly Raps Around Brandon’s Neck.)

**Devious:** Hey, What’s With The String?!

**Brandon G:** Huh?!

(Devious Grabs The String And Starts Choking Brandon.)

**Devious:** Ha! Now You’ve Fallen Into My Trap! Now I Will Choke You To Death!

**Brandon G:** Not If I Cut Yours Off First!

(Brandon Throws His Saber At Devious, Cutting His Head Off. The Robot Lets Go Of The Kite’s String, And Brandon Starts To Float Away. An Helicopter Piloted By Lumpy Is Flying By, Until He Sees The Kite.)

**Lumpy** Ah! Kite!

**Brandon G:** Now To Untangle My Neck From This String Before I…

(The Kite’s String Gets Caught In The Helicopter’s Blades, Causing Brandon To Be Decapitated By The String.)

**Brandon G:** Lose My Head… Damn It!

(Toothy Sees Brandon’s Decapitated Head And Screams.)

**Magnolia:** Wow! Your Screams Are So Girly When You See A Cut Off Body Part.

**Toothy:** Shut Up And Help Me Get Him To The Hospital.

(We Fade To Black, As Brandon Slowly Starts To Open His Eyes At The Hospital.)

**Brandon G:** My God! What Happened?!

**Donovan D:** Your Head Was Sliced Off By Toothy’s Kite, So We Had To Perform An Emergency Surgery.

**Brandon G:** Well, Did You Put It Back On My Body?!

**Donovan D:** Unfortunately, Your Body Was Shredded To Pieces When Lumpy’s Helicopter Crashed Into The Police Station.

**Brandon G:** Wait, If My Body Is Gone, How Am I Still Alive?!

**Cheyenne M:** Uh, Look Over Here Dumbass!

(Brandon Looks At Cheyenne And Sees That His Head Is Stitched To Her Shoulders, Causing Them To Scream Before Realizing Something.)

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Aaaaaaaaaaah! You’re On My Shoulders?! Wait, How Did You Manage To Do This?!

**Donovan D:** Well, Through Our Advanced Surgical Tactics, We Managed To Fuse Brandon’s Head To Cheyenne’s Right Shoulder. But, This Does Have Some Downsides, Cheyenne And Brandon’s Life May Have Been Shorten By A Few Years, But Cheyenne Has Full Control Of One Side As Brandon Controls The Other Side. This Isn’t Like That Procedure I Did On Another Person Who Suffered The Same Fate, As He Can Only Control The Person His Head Was Stitched On’s Body While The Person His Head Was Stitched On Is Sleeping Or Not Using His Body.

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Phew! That’s Good To Hear!

**Brandon G:** You Know, I Think This Makes Us As Close Together As… Well, A Person Who’s Midsection Was Stitched Together.

**Giggles:** That Actually Happened To Me And Cuddles, But That Was Because Our Bodies Were Sliced In Half.

**Cuddles:** That Sucked By The Way. Remember When We Had To Use The Bathroom And We Were Split Apart Trying To Use It.

**Giggles:** Oh Yeah, That Sucked Hard.

**Cheyenne M:** Ok, Question. Since My Husband’s Head Is On My Shoulders, Does That Make Me Single Again?

**Donovan D:** Well, Yes And No. Yes To The Fact That His Head Is On Your Shoulders And No To The Fact That The Head Is Actually Your Husband’s Head.

**Brandon G:** Well, Unfortunately, Since I’m On Cheyenne’s Shoulders, And Not On My Body, I’m Afraid We Might Get Hit On By Multiple Males…

**Cheyenne M:** Oh, Please, I’m Used To This Stuff! Plus, I’m Sure They Will Understand How This Happened!

**Snowers:** Don’t Worry You Two, We’ll Make Sure That Never Happens.

**Brandon G:** That’s A Relief! I Would Hate It If Someone Sexually Insulted Us!

(The Room Goes Silent.)

**Cheyenne M:** Wow! Great Job Dude…

**Brandon G:** Shit!

(We Circle Wipe Back To Home, As Jared, Alisia, Lily, Molly, Corey G And Cub Are Watching TV When Cheyenne Comes In.)

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Hey Guys? We Need To Talk About What Happened To Us.

**Jared G:** Huh? Why Are You Talking Together?! Woah My God, Dad’s Head Is On Mom’s Shoulders! What Happened?!

**Cheyenne M:** Well, You Can Thank Devious For Why We’re Like This.

**Brandon G:** Devious Wrapped The String Of Toothy’s Toothydid’s Kite Around My Neck And It Got Caught In Lumpy’s Helicopter’s Blades And It Sliced My Head Off. So Donovan Fused My Head To My Lovely Cheyenne’s Shoulders.

**Jared G:** Oh Cool! I Should Do That With Molly!

**Molly T:** Dude! I’m Not Risking My Life To Have Your Head On My Shoulders!

**Jared G:** Sorry!

**Alisia G:** I’m Still Shocked About How This Happened!

**Corey G:** Well, At Least It Wasn’t Us…

**Lily G:** How Will This Work, Since Daddy Is On Mommy, Are You A Solo Parent, Or Are You Fused Together As One?

**Brandon G:** Well, Let’s Not Complicate Things Too Far. We Should Have Time To Ourselves To Get Used To This Type Of Thing, Since We’ve Been Thinking About Starting Relationship Things Again, Since Me And Cheyenne Are Closer Now.

**Cheyenne M:** You Bet! But What Should We Do First?!

**Jared G:** I Say We Go And Have Dinner At McDuffie’s Since Dad’s Birthday Is, Huh?! Today Is October 3rd?!

**Brandon G:** What The Fuck! I Totally Forgot My Birthday?!

**Cheyenne M:** Aw, Happy Birthday!

(Cheyenne Kisses Brandon’s Cheak And He Starts Blushing.)

**Brandon G:** Man I’m Loving This Already…

(Meanwhile, In Devious Lab, Kivila Sets His Head, Now In A Glass Tank On The Counter.)

**Devious:** How Did That Hunter Even Get Me To This Point! I Want To Get Revenge On Him, But I Have No Body To Do It With.

**Kivila:** But Don’t You Have That Fliqpy Clone Currently In A Chamber That You Completed A Couple Of Days Ago?! Why Not Do The Same Thing That Donovan Did To Brandon And Cheyenne, Since He Fused His Head To His Puny Wife!

**Devious:** That’s A Idea I Never Would Have Imagine I Would Do?! Thank God I’m Madly In Love With You, Because I Wouldn’t Have Thought Of That!

**Kivila:** I Know, Let's Get This Done!

(Kivila Releases The Fliqpy Clone From The Chamber And Put Him On The Surgical Table. She Then Grabs Devious' Head And Fuses It To The Shoulders Of The Fliqpy Clone. Once She's Done, She Injects The Clone With Adrenaline, And Both Fliqpy And Devious Wake Up.)

**Devious & Fliqpy:** Now Revenge Will Be…

**Fliqpy:** Hey! Why Are You On My Shoulders! I Want Revenge On Flippy!

**Devious:** Hear Me Out! I Want To Get Revenge On Brandon For Decapitating Me, And I Know You Want Revenge On Flippy, So Why Don't We Work Together To Get Revenge On Both Of Them.

**Fliqpy:** That's A Wonderful Idea! Let's Do It! But Before We Do It, We Should Bring Lifty, Shifty And Kivila!

**Devious:** Good Idea! Those Hunters Won't See What's Coming To Them

**Devious & Fliqpy:** Mwahahahahahahahahaha…

(Devious & Fliqpy Laugh Evilly As We Zoom Out Of Devious' Castle As We Fade To Black.)

{End Part 1}

## Part 2: Double Headed Trouble

(We Fade To The Backyard At Brandon's House As Everyone Is Celebrating Brandon's Birthday, Despite Him Now Only Being A Head On Cheyenne Miller's Shoulders.)

**Dylan G:** Happy Birthday Bro!

**Brandon G:** Thanks Everyone, It Feels So Good To Have A Birthday Even After All That Has Happened Today!

**Xavier B:** Your Welcome! We All Know What Happened, So We Won't Bother You About It!

**Zoe H:** Says The Guy Who Was Cheyenne's Former Boyfriend!

**Xavier B:** Hey, At Least I'm Helpful!

**Austin C:** Now That We've Set Up The Party, The Cake That My Wife Made Should Be Arriving Soon.

**Jordan C:** Here's It Is! Now Let's…

(Suddenly, A Foot Trips Jordan.)

**Jordan C:** Woah!

(The Cake Goes Flying Into Trevor And Carina's Face.)

**Carina C:** Hey! It's Not Our Birthday!

**Trevor H:** Why Did You Hit Us With Brandon's Cake?!

**Jordan C:** I Didn't Do It! I Was Tripped By Something!

**???:** Mwehehehehehehe!

**Brandon G:** What The?! That Laughter Only Means One Thing?!

**???:** That's Right, Hunters!

(Lifty And Shifty Jump Out Of The Shadows And Land In Front Of The Crew.)

**Lifty & Shifty:** We're Baaaaaaaaaaack!

**Cheyenne M:** You Two?! Are You Trying To Ruin My Hubby's Birthday?!

**Shifty:** Well Ruin Isn't The Word We Have In Our Minds!

**Lifty:** Try Saying Ending It, And Your Lives!

**Aiysa:** Hey! No One Threatens Us!

**Pitch:** So Get Lost Before We Bash Your Brains In!

**Dylan G:** That's My Girls!

**Shifty:** Oh, So You Wanna Fight?!

**Lifty:** How About Fighting Our Master's Greatest Creation!

(Shifty And Lifty Press A Button On Their Wristwatches, And The Fliqpy Clone With Two Heads Teleports Down.)

**Flippy:** What The?! My Evil Clone?!

**Devious:** It's Not Just Him You're Fighting Against, But Me As Well!

**Devious & Fliqpy:** As We're Combined As One! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

**Brandon G:** What?! How Are You Still Alive!

**Kivila:** Need An Explanation?! Well…

(Kivila Appears From Behind The Two Headed Evil Being.)

**Ryan D:** So The Evil Genius' Wife Was Behind This?!

**Cheyenne W:** Who Would Have Thought It Would Have Been Behind This!

**Kivila:** Your Right, After I Recovered
My Lovely Husband's Head, I Did The Same Procedure Donovan Did To Cheyenne And Brandon. That Being Fusing Devious' Head To The Fliqpy Clone He Created A While Ago When We Captured Flippy And Extracted His Evil Spirit.

**Flippy:** Damn You! I Should Have Known You Would Have Done That For A Reason!

**Kivila:** Yep! Now With Double The Power, And Double The Heads, You Are No Match For The Devious Fliqpy, Or Deviliqpy For Short.

**Fliqpy:** Deviliqpy?! That Name Is Terrible?!

**Devious:** That's The Problem With Combining Names. Hence With Brandyenne Germiller Over There!

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Hey! No One Combines Our Names! Now You Will Pay For Saying That!

(Cheyenne Equips Her Apex Chip Belt, Cheyenne's Side Takes Out Her Alia Chip, While Brandon's Takes Out His MMB Chip.)

**Cheyenne M:** Huh?! Why Do We Have Two Chips?! The Belt Only Has One Slot!

**Brandon G:** I Say We Use My Chip.

**Cheyenne M:** Dude! My Body! My Chip!

**Brandon G:** No, We're Using Mine!

**Cheyenne M:** No, Mine!

**Brandon G:** NO, MINE!!!

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

**Jared G:** Why Not Both Combined?!

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** SHUT UP JARED!!!

**Devious:** Ha Ha Ha! You Now Realize The Downfall Of Being A Siamese Twin! You Can't Use Your Armors Due To Arguing Over What To Use! Now It's Time For You To Die!

**Devious & Fliqpy:** Death Ray Buster!

(The Two Fire At Brandon And Cheyenne, Causing An Explosion, Killing Them, Or So They Think…)

(Everyone Reacts Like They Died, Causing Jared To Cry.)

**Jared G:** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

**Devious & Fliqpy:** Ha Ha Ha! Now You All Will Die! Guys, Summon The Mecha Death Robot!

(A Robot With A Massive Cannon On Its Chest Appears, And It Teleports The Four Evil Beings In The Cockpit.)

**Devious & Fliqpy:** Now All Of You Will Suffer! Apocalypsis Beam Activate!

(The Massive Cannon On Its Chest Begins Charging Its Very Deadly, And Earth Destroying Beam. The Targeting System Targets The Entire Party. Before The Beam Could Fire, A Pink And Blue Beam Destroys The Cannon, Damaging The Robot.)

**Devious & Fliqpy:** What?! How?! Who Did That?!

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Who Did You Expect!

(The Smoke That Was In The Area Brandon And Cheyenne Turns To A Massive Light, Blinding Devious And Fliqpy.)

**Devious & Fliqpy:** Gah! This Light Is Blinding Us! Who Are You?!

(The Light Dwindles To Show Both Brandon And Cheyenne Are Merged As One. [Cheyenne's Hair Plus Brandon's Face Without His Goatee.] Also In A Merged Version Of The MMB And Alia Armor. [Like A Fusion In DBZ])

**Devious & Fliqpy:** What?!

**Jared G, Alisia G & Lily G:** Mom And Dad Are Fused Together As One?!

**Dylan G:** Did They Just…

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Oh Yeah We Did!

**Devious & Fliqpy:** Impossible! You're Supposed To Be Dead!

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Oh, You Didn't Know That Before You Hit Us With That Death Ray, Flippy Used Donovan's Character Fusion Gun To Make Us One Being! Now You Will Pay For Trying To Kill Us!

(Devious And Fliqpy Activate The Robot's Machine Guns Arms And Start Firing At The Merged Hunter. Brandyenne Dodges Each Shot And Land On One Of The Robot's Arm. The Fused Hunter Runs Up The Arm While Lifty And Shifty Shoot At Them. Brandyenne Uses They're Saber To Reflect The Shots At The Two, Causing Them To Fall Out Of The Bot, And Splat On The Ground. They Use Their Saber To Slash The Arm Their On Off And Jumps To The Top Of The Robot. Getting Devious, Fliqpy And Kivila's Attention.)

**Devious, Fliqpy & Kivila:** Huh?!

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Now It's Your Turn!

(Brandon And Cheyenne Jump Up And Activate Their Drill Saber Modifier For The Saber.)

**Brandon G & Cheyenne M:** Giga Drill Breaker!!

(The Two Turn Into A Spinning Drill And Drill Through The Robot, And The Robot Is Destroyed, Killing Devious, Fliqpy And Kivila. The Two Seperate, Giving Brandon His Body Back, Instead Of His Head Being On Cheyenne's Shoulders.)

**Brandon G:** That Takes Care Of Those Poopy Heads!

**Cheyenne M:** Good Thing You Got Your Body Back. I Don't Think I Would Stand With Your Head On My Shoulders.

**Molly T:** Now You Know How I Feel.

**Brandon G:** Now Let's Clean This Mess Up And Make A New Cake So This Party Can Get Started.

**Everyone:** Yeah!

(The Screen Fades To Sepia As All Of Them Jump In Celebration, As The End Text Appears In A Fancy Font, Before Fading To Black After A Few Seconds.)

{End Episode}