TheRecycler

"*He refuses to believe in the healing crystals and instead makes forgeries for himself. A mockery of something sacred to me.*"
—TheRecycler

## TheRecycler

### Nickname(s)

Cyclie
Fake Queen
IITheTraitorII

### First spawned

Jan. 2, 2022
Day 0

### Main residence

Recycler Island
Fake Kingdom
UKF

**TheRecycler** (Bedrock: **IITheRecyclerII**), also known as **Janelle** or simply **Recycler**, is a Fræüdian entrepreneur and monarch. She is the founder and reigning queen of Fake Kingdom in the UKF, earning her the nickname **Fake Queen**. TheRecycler owns and operates several businesses, including Fireworks by Gucci, Toria's Secret, and Crystal Healings. Currently, her primary project is developing Recycler Island in the Fake Kingdom.

## Life and career

### Last World

In the Last World, TheRecycler lived and worked in Spawnee. She operated many businesses in the city, including a concrete shop, a wool shop, and a stone shop, all under the banner of her company, IEyeI. The company pioneered IEyeIngot ("eye ingot"), an alternative currency which was only accepted at IEyeI shops.

TheRecycler was a founding member of the authoritarian Oculus Party, but secretly defected when she became aware of the party's plans to take power by infiltrating the Spawnee HOA. She formed the rival Freedom Party, which eventually thwarted the Oculus coup and instated regular elections. TheRecycler's betrayal of the Oculus Party led comrades ratat0ing and isaacr4760 to dub her "IITheTraitorII", a nickname which stuck into the New World.

### New World

In the New World, TheRecycler emerged from her cryochamber aboard Oopie 1 soon after the spaceship crash-landed in the Tiamat Ocean. She then travelled to the future homeland of the UKF, near the world origin. In a lake near the center of the continent, TheRecycler settled on an island she dubbed "Recycler Island". While developing Recycler Island, TheRecycler visited ratat0ing on the island of Santiago, where a new city was being planned. The settlement was soon abandoned by both players.

On Day 14, Recycler Island and the surrounding territory joined the UKF as "Interior Kingdom", and TheRecycler was elevated to queenhood. She later changed its name to "Fake Kingdom", after hearing SlammerDoc mispronounce the name of nearby Fae Kingdom.

TheRecycler was among the earliest business owners in the New World. Her first store, Crystal Healings, opened in New Santiago on Day 15. She claims that the store offers crystals with supernatural effects. ratat0ing once bought a "Crystal of Power" from Crystal Healings, but later misplaced it. When TheRecycler discovered that the crystal had been lost, she reportedly cursed ratat0ing with the opposite effect. After declaring himself president of Hexipel, ratat0ing said, "that wench that cursed me with weakness real quiet right now".

On Day 32, TheRecycler opened a gunpowder shop in Shielded Globe. On Day 33, TheRecycler opened Positive Affirmations on Recycler Island, which offers hand-delivered messages of encouragement. Her fourth store, Toria's Secret, opened in New Santiago on Day 43. While the store is unrelated to the player Toria, she granted TheRecycler permission to use her name for branding.

TheRecycler was one of seven players who defeated the wither in Cyan Kingdom on Day 51.

On Day 52, TheRecycler was shot to death twice by ratat0ing. TheRecycler claimed that ratat0ing was angered because she told him that his plans for a fully-automatic spleef arena would not work. ratat0ing claimed that the killings were in self-defense as TheRecycler was "assaulting [him] with a fishing rod". The incident escalated to diplomatic talks between the UKF and Hexipel. ratat0ing and TheRecycler ended up settling the matter privately when ratat0ing agreed to build a new store for TheRecycler, which would come to be known as Fireworks by Gucci. TheRecycler's fifth business opened in Kadosh on Day 57. As the only fireworks store in the world, Fireworks by Gucci was very popular and struggled to meet demand. TheRecycler would later hire shadowwolf32538 as an employee to keep the fireworks stocked.

## SWAG

TheRecycler has proposed nine SWAG resolutions, which is more than any other player except ratat0ing (who has also proposed nine). TheRecycler's more noteworthy proposals include Resolution 4, which allows night to be skipped with just 25% of players sleeping, and Resolution 8, which installed a nether portal at Spawn. She also holds the record for proposing the most failed SWAG resolutions (six).

### Voting history

TheRecycler has voted on 100% of the 42 resolutions proposed in SWAG, excluding the four that were deleted by the original author. She voted "yea" on 20 (53%) and "nay" on 18 (47%). Notably, she voted against two resolutions she proposed: 18 and 27. She publicly renounced Resolution 27 because it was "unclear". Based on her 36 votes, TheRecycler agreed with the final results of SWAG resolutions 58% of the time.

**SWAG Voting History of TheRecycler**

## Business ventures

* Crystal Healings
* Fireworks by Gucci
* Gunpowder shop in Shielded Globe
* Positive Affirmations
* Toria's Secret

## Quotes

"*Oh? So citizens can publicly display furryism outside of [Hexipel]?*"
—TheRecycler attempting to find a loophole in Hexipel's Anti-Furry Act

"*Whole Hog could've been the new furry hangout, but y'all playing.*"
—TheRecycler

"*He refuses to believe in the healing crystals and instead makes forgeries for himself. A mockery of something sacred to me.*"
—TheRecycler on ratat0ing disrespecting her business, Crystal Healings

"*I think [UKF] can already be considered the furry country, in my opinion.*"
—TheRecycler on her home country

"*I think bribing people in secret shouldn't be against the law because there's no true way to enforce it.*"
—TheRecycler on SWAG Resolution 28

"*No offense... you gotta chill, man.* "
—TheRecycler responding to lonellamaMV's passionate argument against SWAG Resolution 24

"*I am easily swayed.* "
—TheRecycler being bribed by schnerples to support SWAG Resolution 23

"*Hello, fellow countrymen. Today I would like to inform you of something important. I am thinking about seceding. Thoughts?*"
—TheRecycler provoking the other UKF citizens

"*I recently got a slave to help me restock.*"
—TheRecycler after hiring an employee at Fireworks by Gucci