Linux Guys

Linux Guys are a series of intelligent, inverted, penguin-esque lifeforms who mainly reside on the System S planet of Linux L. They form the secondary group of antagonists in The Adventure Series, alining with the PC Guys and against the Mac Guys. They form an Empire and are led by Diana. Their origin is unknown.

## Residences

The Linux Guy's main residence is in The Linux Guy Empire, an empire on Linux L that is situated on an antipode to Diana and her organic chemistry lab which produces methane and a number of other carbon based molecules, including the impossible methene. This empire was significantly larger than the PC Guy Empire, which took the same area as the Mac Guy Empire. It is smaller, however, than the PC C Empire was. The empire is situated within huge walls, which, at 8 metres thick and 25 metres high, are significantly larger than the PC and Mac Guy Border Fence. The Linux Guys live within wooden houses, built leaning up against the inner faces of these walls, and inside courtyards.

After The Adventure to Annihilate The PC and Linux Guy Empires for Good, the Linux Guys briefly lived in The PC and Linux Guy Coalition, however the coalition fell before the Linux Guys could move beyond temporary accommodation and moved back to The Linux Guy Empire.

Due to the display of power by the Mac Guys, Peasants and Dilys that almost totally wiped out the PC Guys and overwhelmed the Linux Guy's advanced weaponry, they decided to stay quiet for 3.5 years until the Peasant and Mac Guy Coalition fell. Once this had happened the Linux Guys set up another empire on MAC C, next door to their allies of the PC Guys in the Second PC Guy Empire. They set up a portal between the two Linux Guy Empires, allowing them to reside on both planets easily.

## Distro Factions

The Linux Guys are split into eight distro factions by more walls separating the empire into 8 equal slices. Each faction fiercely defends a certain distribution of Linux. This means that they frequently visit rooms within the walls that separate the slices and argue with other Linux Guys over the best Linux distro. The busiest rooms are the vaulted octagon shaped rooms that exist where all 8 walls meet. All 8 factions argue in these rooms, which take one PC Guy hour to become quiet and stop echoing after an argument session due to the shape of the rooms. Visiting any of the rooms within the walls would cause permanent hearing damage to any visiting human, PC Guy or Mac Guy. Linux Guys have developed especially strong ears to cope with these loud environments.

## Apperance

The Linux Guys are chubby penguin shaped characters who are inverted due to the nature of the planet Linux L. This suggests their origin is on this planet. Each Linux Guy is around 145 centimetres tall but they weigh over 100 kilograms due to their round shape and lack of air sacs like the Mac Guys. Each faction of Linux Guy wears a different hat as a way of discerning the difference between Linux Guy types. As penguin like characters, Linux Guys walk slowly and swim quickly. An exception to the standard Linux Guy is Linux Guy5313, who was almost twice the height and seven times the weight of a normal Linux Guy.

## Characteristics

Linux Guys are less feudal and hierarchical than PC Guys and are therefore more like the Mac Guys with one ruler and a few advisors. Unlike the Mac Guys, however, their leader is not democratically elected. Diana is the current leader of the Linux Guys and the planet of Linux L. She runs The Linux Guy Empire from the other side of the planet. She is the only character who can unlock the tunnel that pierces Linux L which provides quick, energy free transport between her lair and the empire. Diana is a leader who likes to work alone and without competition, therefore the only other power figures within the Linux Guys are the Linux Guy Leaders, one for each distro faction.

## Types of Linux Guys

* Ubuntu Linux Guys
* Fedora Linux Guys
* Mint Linux Guys
* Cent Linux Guys
* Arch Linux Guys
* Suse Linux Guys
* Debian Linux Guys
* Elementary Linux Guys
* Linux Guy5313