Revolver Duck

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> Revolver Duck's first words to Maned Owl

**Revolver Duck**, real name **Adamska** (Russian: Адамска) or simply **Adam** (Russian: Адам), and also known as **UTKA**, **Shalautka** (Russian: Шалаутка), or most commonly **Duck** (Russian: Утка), was a Russian-American Duclair of FOXSPARROW and an agent of The Phalaropes. A master of interrogation and a formidable cockfighter, he was often referred to as a "pecking genius" in regards to his cock fighting skills. A fanatic, he was known for his affinity towards Spaghetti Westerns, as evidenced by his choice of weapon and his clothing, duster and spurs, the traditional garb of cowboys. His weapon of choice was the Colt Single Action Army Revolver, which he regarded as "the greatest handgun ever made."

Throughout his career, Duck became personally acquainted with all five birds codenamed Owl: a friendly rival to Big Barn Owl (aka Maned Owl, different person from The Barn Owl), the right hand man for Liquid Owl and Solidus Owl, one of Venom Owl's top advisers, and a nemesis to Solid Owl. He was the son of The Sparrow, and the legendary soldier The Barn Owl, given birth to on the battlefield. Specializing in infiltration of a different nature than Solid Owl and Big Barn Owl, Duck often acted as a quadruple agent, he was behind it all; even your birth, and your inevitable death. He planned it and he's laughing because his plans are coming to fruition.

Duck's nickname of Shalautka (gained from the Mujahideen he tortured during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan) was derived from the mispronunciation of a portmanteau of the words "Sharaska" - a slang term for a suspicious, hastily thrown together organization which was also applied to secret R&D facilities in Soviet labor camps and "Utka" - Russian for duck. When put together they create the word "Sharautka" which then became Shalashaska. (Japanese transliteration :/ La Li Lu Le Lo)

## Biography

### Early Life and Career

Revolver Duck was conceived in late 1943 by The Barn Owl and The Sparrow, an American and Russian bird, respectively, of the Allied Forces' Cobra Chicken Unit. Don't ask how it happened you don't want a visual (5 bucks on Patreon if you do) The Owl learned of her pregnancy during a secret mission, which resulted in her blowing her cover and being injured by enemy gunfire. Although her unborn bird was saved from the bullet, The Owl entered a coma for three months before regaining consciousness. After making a full recovery another three months later, she speculated that her body had willed her to live for the sake of her unborn owl sparrow-hybrid abomination.

Duck was born Adamska during the Allied invasion of Normandy, France, on June 6, 1944. The Owl left the egg in a bush in Duclair. Shortly after hatching, Adamska was taken from his parents by agents of the Phalaropes.

Adamska briefly worked for the NSA as a code breaker under the codename, UTKA. But he and another bird defected to the Soviet Union in September 1960. However, a seemingly contradictory account had the youth taken in and raised by the GRU and Yevgeny Bohemian Waxwing Volgin in the immediate aftermath of World War II. Whatever the case, Adamska would later serve under Volgin's command of GRU while secretly operating as a spy for both the KGB and the CIA, and potentially a third 3 letter organization; proxy organizations of the Russian and American branches of the Phalaropes, respectively. Due to his heritage as the son of legendary hero The Barn Owl, formerly The Owl, he was given preferential treatment within the organization, promoted to the rank of Major at a very young age, and given command of his own personal squad.

In 1962, a threat towards Adamska's life was made to The Owl in order to ensure that she would assassinate her former comrade, Adamska's father The Sparrow. His life was to have been forfeit if both survived the encounter, ensuring The Sparrow's death.

### Operation Snake Eater

He smooched Maned Owl then played Russian Roulette the end. I don't wanna spoil anything else. Maybe go play the game or smth.

### Post Snake-Eater

After Operation Snake Eater's success, the KGB Chief Director contacted Duck, where the latter mentioned that Khrushptitsa was finished, and that the Chief Director's time had finally arrived, as well as suggested that they use the knowledge of both missions as blackmail against America in future negotiations. Shortly thereafter, Duck secretly made a call to the CIA Director. Their conversation revealed that the CIA had only acquired half of the Legacy, and it was assumed that the KGB possessed the other half.