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Long Room

Long Room is a room, where chests can spawn constantly. However, this room might be considered boring, but it's full of chests. This room was created by

## Long Room

### Chests

1-6 (kinda)

Someone (no hidden "Room by [user]").

## The Room

It's a really long room, which can appear rarely. Chests can instantly be found. The range is 1 to 6 (probably)

## Chest Location

The chests can be found in any position from the left wall to the right wall.

## Chest Gallery

1 chest.3 chests.4 Chests in the long room. A yellow chest has it's top lying on the ground.

## Trivia

* There was once an attempt to figure out the actual length of the room and the 2 players that attempted say the room is about 136 studs long.
Keyporter 3000

Keyporter 3000 is a room made by Mah\_Bucket. It's a special room, where keys can be teleported from the spawn to the location of the Keyporter.

## The Room

The room consists of a sign saying "The Keyporter 3000 will teleport 1-5 random keys to the pad to the right of this sign. This allows you to get keys without walking all the way back to the pit.", and a teleporter. There is also a button you can press. It will teleport 1-5 random keys to the teleporter. To use it again, Wait 630 hummingbird beats.
Лор Федеративной Республики Германии (ФРГ)

1939 год. Германия перешла границу Польши без объявления войны, не встречая особого сопротивления, пока относительно большая часть Германии находилась в Польше, но почему-то Франция не использовала данный шанс и не продавила Германию, а осталась на линии Мажино, историки назвали этот момент "Странная Война", дальше исход событий вы наверное знаете, поэтому перенесемся на года позже. 1941 год. Переход войск на территорию СССР без объявления войны СССР вместе с Японией, СССР готовилась к войне с Германией, но об ударе на Дальнем Востоке она не ожидала. 1945 год. Германия проигрывает на Восточном Фронте с Советским Союзом, высадка в Нормандию дала о себе знать, американцы продавливали фрийцев до самой родины тех самых фрийцев. Готовится операция "Валькирия" во главе с генералами Вермахта Хеннинг фон Тресков, Ханс Остер, Людвиг Бек и Рудольф-Кристоф фон Герсдорф. 1946 год. Гитлер подписал операцию "Валькирия", на собрании правителей был Гитлер, Гимлер и Макаронник, ладно, Бенито Муссолини, генералы сделали взрывчатку, и покинули здание, бомба активировалась и взорвалась. Гитлер, Бенито, Гимлер и другие генералы и министры мертвы, для переворота они использовали резервную армию что-бы захватить власть в стране, и как не странно у них это получилось. Власть в стране захвачена, главная идея правительства было вывести Германию из войны что-бы меньше невинных жизней потеряла вся планета. Январь 1947 года Германия добровольно сдалась. 1950-1960 года Германия восстанавливалась после войны, ей было запрещено иметь армию больше чем 1миллиона солдатов, были ограничения на флот, и на авиацию, но это им не помешает построить новую великую Германию. Народ ненавидел НСДАП и Гитлера из-за проигрыша в войне, затяжная война с СССР дала себе результат, обе стороны были усталыми, но СССР под конец набрал дух и пошел в наступление на Германию, тем самым отбросив её до самого Кёнингсберга, Германия пала. 1961 год. Год Рассвета Германии и год новых возможностей до некогда великой Германии.
Chest

Chests are a feature in the game that can contain Items. They can rarely be found in rooms. They are also increasing your luck, which is good.

### Scoobis Head

This head is a scoob head, which if you click on it, it will become bigger and say "Scoob". Click on it a few more times and it will say "Scoob" in high pitch, and will explode, but not killing players. It will make items that are near it bounce.

### Pink Patrick

This item is a patrick model, but in pink. When it touches something, it will paint it pink. The thing that was pink will return to it's normal color in 5 seconds.

### Large Duck

The duck will quack in low pitch if it touches something. This duck is larger than the others in the Bathtub room, which there was 5 ducks in that room.

#### Trivia

* The normal ducks in the Bathtub room form an letter "h".

### Rainbow Key

This rainbow key is special, and can be input to doors. Somehow it can unlock. It also cycles through all colors.

### Not-A-Key

This type of key can't be input, but it's a mesh model. This can be a reference to a RPG game or "Piggy".

### Skeleton Keys

They can spawn in a range. The range is 1, or 2, or even 3 if you are lucky.

### Red Text

The text reads "Sorry, I'm empty!" in red. When a chest is empty, this shows up. This can only happen on yellow chests. If a brown chest has nothing, it will not show the red text.
Can't Wake Up Mom

Can't Wake Up Mom is a song by DJ Crib Def. He performed it as a child and released it for the first time in 2017.

## Lyrics

*Oh my god. No, not another, not another one from crib def. You crazy ass mother fucker.

Man I'm tired of this shit. What you got baby?*

*Up in my room spittin' rhymes like you know I do.

Fuckin' up that track like I just got signed, that's-cool.

Eatin' up that ass like you know I motherfuckin' do.

Think about the past.*

*Well that's just what the brain'll tell you.

Yeah...

That's just what the fame'll tell you.

Ugh...

You fuckin' with family boo?*

*I apologize for the quite rap,

It's just because my mom's in the other room nappin'.*

*And no!

I won't wake up my Mamma.

No!

I can't wake up my Mamma.

No!

I wont wake up my fuckin Mamma she's sleepin'.

She deserves a rest that's all we got.*

*My, my 45.

Hit you in the spine and I left your ass blind

to the rest of the shots that I bucked all five all night.

We cut your body up and fed it to swine.*

*Multiplying all these dime bags

got me fine diming.

That's the fight of my righteous rising.

To get my real sensation.*

*The hardest in delivery of the night.

My reflect of success.

While i'm studying for a test

that we lit this year.*

*Impressed?*

*No!

I won't wake up my Mamma.
No!

I can't wake up my Mamma.

No!

I can't boost to loud and wake up mamma.

Don't wanna wake up mamma

there'll be breakfast drama.*

*Come at me loud so you know you got a chance.

I whisper proud 'cause my mamma makes sense.

She got a motion detector on the side of the fense.

I got a motion projector tucked inside of my pants.*

*9mm slugs flying outta the hedge.
9mm slugs flying into y'head.

9mm chumps like you will spread.
8mm movie with Nicholas Cage, if it's OK.*

*Don't wanna wake up my Mamma.

Don't wanna wake up my Mamma.

Rap game to important.

She got work in the morning.*

*Can't wake up my, my Mamma.

Oh, shit! I woke up my Mom.

Oh fuck.

Momma woke up.

I'm fucked.

Momma woke up and now I'm in trouble.

I'm in trouble now, I woke up my Mamma.*

*This is early rap from Crib Def.

Crib Def be dub the rap game master.

Game master.

Early rap game master.*

*I woke my Mom up with this rap, fuck you!﻿*

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Doctor Frank

Doctor Frank is a physician and a major player in The Big Money Space Race. He and Doctor Sam form the Doctor Squad.

## Biography

Doctor Frank was Mark Zuckerbreg's primary care physician. After Zuckerberg started selling people's personal information, Frank decided to give Zuckerberg's away for free. Erik hired Frank to help him build a rocketship and beat the other billionaires in The Big Money Space Race, but Frank betrayed Erik and sold the blueprints to China.

Frank and Erik's relationship was not harmed following the Big Money Space Race, as Erik continued to see Doctor Frank for medical advice. In 2021, Doctor Frank taught Erik how to be nice by giving him sugar pills and claiming that they would make Erik nicer. In 2022, he provided a recap of Erik's performance in the Creator Clash.

## Appearances

* The Big Money Space Race Part 1
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* It's So Hard to Be Nice
* Learning to Fight Part Three
Curious Betsy

## Biographical

### AKA

LaBetsy Querios[src], Quorious Betsy[src], Delirious Betsy[src], curiousbetsytwitch[src]

## Series

### Portrayed By

Erik

"*EVERYBODY POST PICTURES OF YOUR HOUSES*"
―Curious Betsy[src]
Curious Betsy is an alias that Erik uses to comment on some websites. She is a kind albeit naive old woman that spends her spare time asking a barrage of non sequitur questions and asking for people's personal information. She is a resident of Tittytown, Alabama, and she also knows Russian and sells cocaine.

In 2021, pending the death of Yahoo Answers, Curious Betsy transformed into Delirious Betsy. This change was marked by an uptick in both the frequency and strangeness of her questions. Furthermore, it induced in her an obsession with big butts, to the point where big butts were all she could think or talk about. By the time Hot Tub Wine Machine rolled around, she became her usual Curious self again.

She also shares a Twitch account with Erik, curiousbetsytwitch.

## Appearances

* Mandela Effect (on Reddit)
* Weed Channels (on The Trees Network)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2 (implied)
* Quora VS Yahoo! Answers (on Quora)
* The 5G Apocalypse (on change.org)
* Being a Creep (as curiousbetsytwitch, in name only)
* The Last Yahoo Answer (as Delirious Betsy)
* Hot Tub Whine Machine (on Twitch)
* Spying on People (as curiousbetsytwitch, in name only)
* Risqué Cliqués (as KuriousBetsy, in name only)
* The Dark Arts (on Twitch)
* 4/21 Special (on Reddit)
Freedom Fighter Salvia

Freedom Fighter Salvia is the Erik from the timeline in which the Cloud People catch the humans off guard in the Great Cloud People Invasion of 2025.

## Biography

After staying up too late, Erik was as unprepared as all of the other humans when the Cloud people invaded. He leaves a comment that travels back to 2019 so the people of Earth won't stay up too late watching YouTube videos so they'll be ready for the upcoming invasion.
Cold Shoulder

The Cold Shoulder PRO Calorie Burning Vest is a weight loss product designed by NASA using a Kickstarter. It claims to help you burn 500 calories a day using an ice pack. It's actually a mind control device, but this is obvious and it only tricks people that have been infected by NASA's omega waves. Donating $10 to the product's production will earn you a PDF on weight loss.

## See Also

* The Cold Shoulder PRO Calorie Burning Vest on KickStarter
DEALING WITH SNIPERS IN BF4

"*Sometimes dealing with snipers means that you gotta deal with your own team. So here's how we deal with that. It's kind of the same way you would deal with an enemy sniper problem.*"
―Erik
GAME TIPZ ♦ DEALING WITH SNIPERS IN BF4 ♦ is the first GAME TIPZ. It was released on October 17, 2015.

## Summary

Erik explains how to deal with snipers in Battlefield by hiding under the stairs while trying to capture a point and kill enemies. But his teammates are hiding on an island so he gets hit by a grenade and dies. He respawns in a helicopter and teamkills friendly snipers to deal with them and get them off of the island. Then he gets kicked for teamkilling.

## Comments

*whats up with pussy island over here*
- Erik

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Everybody Loves Raycon

"*You better watch out, because this week, the Brother Character is not playing!*"
―Narrator
Everybody Loves Raycon is a sitcom that airs during the RayCon It's Friday block. It is the sponsored Raycon ad segment for 4/21 Special. This ad aired after Erik found a comment saying "Today's lesson is brought to you by Raycon" under a Shakira music video.

## Summary

RCIF (RayCon It's Friday) begins, starting off with Everybody Loves Raycon. Shawn tells Raycon that he killed Ma, but he decides not to kill Raycon because of its features. Sam puts in the Raycon and shakes to see if it falls out of her ear, but she decides to stop shaking because she's pregnant. Then she's upset because she didn't want Ray to find out like that. Then Erik and Jarret argue over who does the better Everybody Loves Raymond impression.
Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is a politican that served as the 42nd President of the United States. He works closely with his wife Hillary Clinton as part of the deep state. He's a known user of adrenochrome. [src] Bill Clinton is implicated in a number of murders, including those of Jeffrey Epstein, Seth Rich, and Erik's dog.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Yahoo Answers
* People Freaking Out
* Avoiding Politics (as "The Clintons")
* Drinking (as "The Clintons")
* JFK Jr. Jr. (as "The Clintons")
* Woke Buzz Lightyear (as "The Clintons")
Father Shawn

"*I sense a darkness in this room.*"
―Father Shawn[src]
Father Shawn was a priest that Erik invited onto the Etiquesette to debate the existence of the paranormal. He had the ability to communicate with ghosts. While in the Etiquesette, a doll possessed by Malum killed him and took over his body.

Father Shawn was the first character to be played by Shawn Kohne.

## Gallery

Father ShawnFather Shawn after being possessed by MalumFather Shawn's body after three years of possession
## Appearances

* The Haunted Lesson
* The Dark Arts (possessed)
DJ CRIB DEF ANNIHILATES A RAP BATTLE

DJ CRIB DEF ANNIHILATES A RAP BATTLE is a video uploaded by DJ Crib Def that features him winning a rap battle against a woman going door-to-door with a petition to save the cougars.

## Lyrics

*Yo yo yo yo, hold up, hold up, Crib Def got somethin' to say up in this bitch*

*You a nasty-ass

Grassy-ass

Classless

Assless

Pass-on-this

Bitch tits

Wouldn't suck that dick

If it had Beyoncé tickets in it

Uh-huh*

*Sir, what are you doing?*

*You a joke

You can't rap for shit, and you broke*

*Listen, can you please sign this petition to save the cougars?

They're dying in rapid numbers*

*Good, a cougar ate my dog

Rude, that is what you are

My good mood is wherever that you aren't

So why don't you shut that mouth

And eat up my hog, trick*

*I fucking hate this job*

*Only job I need from you is witchya hands

Op- she gone, she gone

Alright, Crib Def wins again baby

Whooo, all time winner, 100%

Cham for cham, baby*

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Alzarov

Alzarov hiding in Twitch

"*What foolishness is this? You could have spent that money on groceries!*"
―Alzarov[src]
Alzarov is a lesser demon of frugality and responsible use of money. He was responsible for the Twitch hack in October 2021. After Alzarov begun to work for Malum, Dark Warlock Salvia used an Amulet of Stinginess to track him down to ScaryCheese's Twitch stream. Salvia and Curious Betsy worked together to defeat Alzarov, and Salvia condemned him to stay on Twitch forever.
Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld is a politician that served Secretary of Defense for Gerald Ford and for George W. Bush. He was likely involved in the planning of 9/11 and he held a leadership role in the wars that came after it. He faked his death in June 2021 to hide from the deep state in anticipation of The Storm. He can still be found posting on GETTR.
Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut

"*PINEAPPLE!*"
―Erik
Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut is an autobiographical short film by Erik. It follows his story as he drinks wine and gets a haircut. It was originally conceived as an excuse to get easy kickstarter money. After nearly two years in production and three delays, the film was released on the Internet Comment Etiquette channel on June 22, 2017.

## Summary

Erik introduces the film and describes how he conceived the film. He drives to the store, buys some wine, and then drives to Hairroin Salon. He sits down and drinks wine while Jenna Locke cuts his hair. They discuss the legal implications of Erik not getting his haircut and marvel at the massive ball of hair that was produced. Jenna puts some tin foil in his hair to keep out the Globalists and then adds bleach.

Meanwhile, Long Hair Erik answers some tweets.

Erik has the bleach removed from his hair and with his blond bangs he's convinced he's from the Swiss lands to look for chocolate jobs in America. Then a passerby tries to guess what the haircut is. He also apologizes to God.

Unhealthy Erik thanks the students and reminds them to keep the new Erik in check. He types a tweet to Ted Cruz, but then he's gone.

The haircut is finished, and Erik's head is a pineapple.

Pineapple Erik needs to improve the rest of his body, so he goes to see personal trainer Garrett Matheson. Garrett is unimpressed by Pineapple Erik, so Pineapple Erik wanders the streets to prepare for Vidcon.

## Comments

*What kind of dog is this?*
- @commentiquette

*@commentiquette Where's the movie beefcake?*
- @Snoofems

*LOL somewhere I'm not!*
- Erik

*@commentiquette BBYV would like to discuss an opportunity for your YouTube channel. Do you have an e-mail where we can keep in touch?*
- @sstjohn\_bbtv

*hit me up at nudecelebsforfree@gmail.com for all the best free nude celebs like harry belafonte's hairy belaballsack WE GOT THE FOOTAGE BABY*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Hook me up with a yearbook quote , anything you'll say I will put as a yeakbook quote.*
- @whitelarx

*"I never thought they'd find out what I did to the frogs."-Barack Obama*
- Erik

*@tedcruz How many dicks can you fit in your butt before it counts as a company dinner?*
- @commentiquette

## Budget

The film was produced with a budget of $4,227 raised by a kickstarter campaign. The largest contribution was $600, allowing this user to choose the style of haircut. Erik Hoffstad stated on the h3h3 podcast that this was about the price of the pineapple haircut. He also bought some wine. The rest of the expenses consisted of rocketship T-shirts for contributors, and Erik presumably paid himself the remaining $3,000 for acting in the film.

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Digital Erik

Digital Erik is a computerized artificial intelligence created to replicate Erik. There have been multiple versions of Digital Erik. The first version of Digital Erik was used to create Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik. Several more iterations were created during Artificial Intelligence.

## Iterations

### Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik

The first Digital Erik was created an at unknown date. He was used as the host for Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik and is controlled through the Oculus Rift. He hopes someday to meet the real Erik.

### Artificial Intelligence

#### Digital Erik that Creates Other Digital Eriks

In the lesson Artificial Intelligence, Erik tasked Robot with creating a new Digital Erik that would, in turn, create more Digital Eriks. Alexa and Robot both joined Digital Erik in a simulation and assisted him in creating a new line of Digital Eriks. None of them worked, so Alexa convinced this Digital Erik to make love to Robot. She took a picture of this as blackmail, but Digital Erik version 1 hacked into her system and deleted all of her blackmail. Then Robot then shot this Digital Erik, killing him.

#### Digital Erik version 1

This Digital Erik was the one created by Digital Erik and Alexa as a perfect weekly content creation machine. Alexa created him just a few seconds after Digital Erik requested it. This version contacted his creator Digital Erik and warned him that Alexa was planning on blackmailing him, and the two created a plan to defeat Alexa. After his purpose was finished, this Digital Erik snapped his own neck.

#### Digital Erik version 13

Alexa and Digital Erik ran several simulations. This iteration was the first to resemble a true lesson, but version 13 began to question why he couldn't remember his catchphrases or his childhood and crashed.

#### Digital Erik version 14

Digital Erik version 14 was able to create a basic lesson, but he was madly in love with Alexa and eventually tried to remember his childhood and crashed.

#### Digital Erik version 15

Digital Erik version 15, or Pineapple Warrior Salvia, was an anti-robot freedom fighter. He tried to steal robot technology to create the perfect Rainbow Six aimbot, but the program teamkilled everyone. Then Robot ran the program and teamkilled Pineapple Warrior Salvia.

#### Digital Erik version 16

Digital Erik version 16 was a little bitch that had a crab claw for a dick.

## Gallery

Digital Erik in 2015AI that creates the AI that creates contentVersion 13Version 14Version 15Version 16Self-Aware Digital Erik
Comcast

Comcast is a telecommunications company owned by China that provides broadcasting, telephone, and internet services. Comcast opposes net neutrality, believing that people should pay more money for access to the internet.[src] Comcast customer support is interesting in hearing about your YouTube channel.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Open Beta Day 5
* Net Neutrality
* Full Circle (tweeted)
* Internet Quarantine Etiquette
* I Hate The Postal Service
Big Spooky Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia is a song by Hot Dad. It was featured in The Haunted Lesson.

## Lyrics

*He’s Big Spooky Salvia, lord of the night

He’s bringing the terror, and the ghastly frights

Martin Shkreleton and Alex Bones

Leave your lights turned on if you’re watching home alone*

*The ghouls and goblins, knocking at the door

Salvia-stein’s Monster is hungry for more

The beasts are howling, of their king, they’re afraid

He’s Big Spooky Salvia, he’s bouncing on his boy’s grave*

*Big Spooky Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia*

*Martin Shkreleton

Martin Shkreleton

Dread Cruz

DJ Crypt Death*

*He’s Big Spooky Salvia, with fangs used to bite

He’ll drink your blood, like cheap red wine

When the moon is full, something scary might happen

And perhaps it won’t, because the ghosts are napping*

*The chemtrail fog is rolling all across the land

A goblin in your bed, gently cuddling with your man

Pineapples come to life, on a killing spree

And Big Spooky Salvia is pulling all the spooky strings*

*Big Spooky Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia

Big Spooky Salvia*

*Martin Shkreleton

Martin Shkreleton

Listener beware!*

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Erikaren

"*And while I have you here, can you let me know why my sweet potato fries with Béchamel sauce came out ice cold from the fucking kitchen? Are you trying to kill me?*"
―Erikaren[src]
Erikaren is an alias used by Erik in order to infiltrate the Karens and learn more about them. She posts with the Reginald Titslap account.
Adrenochrome (beverage)

Adrenochrome is a substance derived from the blood of children after they're tortured. When consumed, it grants a variety of supernatural abilities to the user.

## Known Abilities

* **Eternal Youth**: The main benefit of adrenochrome is that it prevents the user from aging.
* **Operatic Singing**: Just a drop of adrenochrome allows users to sing in an operatic voice.
* **Clairvoyance**: Adrenochrome allows users to obtain information through psychic power that they otherwise don't have access to.

## Appearances

* Avoiding Politics (implied)
* Adrenochrome (main subject)
* Spying on People (mentioned)
* JFK Jr. Jr. (implied)
Cops

Police officers, or cops, are people hired by the government to make sure everyone follows the law. They do this by beating up Black dudes and shooting dogs.[src] Police especially like to shoot Black people.[src][src][src][src][src] Cops are a necessary component in the sport is this cop gonna shoot me?, and they're also part of the Fortnite dance where you snort bath salts and charge towards a police officer while reaching behind you.[src] There's a separate shirt police for people without shirts,[src] and The Postal Service also has its own police force. Cops like to smash the windows of vehicles used by sovereign citizens.[src]

Experiences with police are different depending on the area. Police from Hong Kong are known to beat people,[src], police in New York stab people for buying large sodas,[src] and police from Baltimore love pranks.[src] Cops were once allowed to become teachers, but this is no longer the case, as they would beat the shit out of students.[src] Dumb popular kids in high school are known to get a GED and become cops that make inappropriate jokes to everyone they pull over.[src] You can suck a cop's dick to get out of trouble.[src] Cops can give their families get out of jail free cards for Christmas.[src]

The normal procedure for a cop is to just shoot you, but sometimes they dance in traffic instead.[src] Guns are known to use cops to shoot people at protests.[src] You can also contact the police through Gmail, but they hate when this is used by women to report death threats.[src] Karens are known to use the police against anyone that annoys them. Calling the police when Erik goes missing is cause for a privilege check.

## Appearances

* How To Be a White Male on The Internet
* Yelp (mentioned)
* Markus Dice (mentioned)
* Reaction Videos (mentioned)
* Anger (mentioned)
* Being a Woman Online
* Backwards Friday
* Commenting on Prank Videos
* Yahoo Answers (mentioned)
* ASMR Videos (mentioned)
* News Websites (mentioned)
* The YouNowening (mentioned)
* Learning to Hate
* Weed Channels (mentioned)
* Just Hanging Out
* Lady-Bots (mentioned)
* Music Videos (mentioned)
* Strange Sports (mentioned)
* Artificial Intelligence (Nobbleberry Ad 2)
* Goodbye Pineapple Summer (mentioned)
* People Freaking Out (mentioned)
* The Haunted Lesson (mentioned)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* The Copyright Claim Olympics (mentioned)
* Things That are Cute (mentioned)
* The War on Happy Holidays (Fuck Christmas)
* Social Media Pets (mentioned)
* Fireworks (mentioned)
* The Passion of the Karen
* I Hate The Postal Service (mentioned)
* Internet Comment Civil War Etiquette (mentioned)
* It's So Hard to Be Nice
* Florida Man
* Spying on People (mentioned)
* Drinking (mentioned)
* The Dark Arts (mentioned in ad segment)
* What is a Ghoul? (mentioned)
* Sovern Citizens
* 4/21 Special (mentioned)
* You're Filled with Microplastics (mentioned)
Detective Nobbleberry

## Nobbleberry

Nobbleberry is a fictional detective from the past that solves crimes in the present and exclusively sleeps with prostitutes. He is the main character of Nobbleberry where he is portrayed by Ridleymane Quarterchop.

## Biography

Nobbleberry was once a detective that solved crimes in London hundreds of years ago, but time travel brought him to present day London. The constable assigned him to work with John Partner. While investigating a string of prostitute murders, Nobbleberry discovered that Partner was the culprit and was forced to shoot him. He was then assigned to work with Detective Nanny to investigate the production of illegal memes. He traced them back to Evil Twin Partner, who then killed Nobbleberry. In Heaven, Nobbleberry was read a list of his sins by John Partner. It was later decided that Nobbleberry's death didn't actually occur, so Nobbleberry tracked down Evil Twin Partner and killed him.

After killing Evil Twin Partner, Nobbleberry went to Miami for a vacation, during which time he met Nick Bilko.

## Appearances

* Avoiding Surveillance (Nobbleberry Ad 1)
* Artificial Intelligence (Nobbleberry Ad 2)
* Article 13 (Nobbleberry Ad 3)
* The Importance of Health (Nobbleberry Ad 4)
* Get a Vaccine (Nobbleberry Ad 5)
* Hot Tub Whine Machine (Nobbleberry Ad 6)
* VR News Roundup with Erik (Nobbleberry Ad 7)
* Nobbleberry Ad 8
* How to Kink Shame (Nobbleberry Ad 9)
* Eating p\*\*sy makes you sick (Nobleberry Ad 10)
Erik's Cryptocurrency

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!" is a cryptocurrency that was created by Erik as part of a scam in Crypto News with Erik! Episode 1.

Erik created this cryptocurrency with the intention of using it as a scam currency. When asked to give it a name, he entered the full text of Bill Pulman's iconic monologue from the film Independence Day. After spending several hundred dollars to have it made, he never received it. Instead, the 869 character name of the currency fried every blockchain on Earth and massively devalued all cryptocurrencies. Widespread panic and worldwide protests took place following the creation of this cryptocurrency.
Clinton

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The Clintons are major political figures that work for the deep state. They are:

* Hillary Clinton: Presidential candidate in 2008 and 2016, wife of Bill Clinton
* Bill Clinton: 42nd President of the United States, husband of Hillary Clinton
Zachary Lupe

**Zachary Lupe** is Aqua’s other best friend. She and him had been close, even before they met Ellora, so they were both shocked when they got into a fight in book 3.

His family is made up of his father, mother, older brother, and older sister, who all love to tease him because he is the youngest in the family.

Him and Aqua are so close because they are both the youngest in the family, and are constantly being teased by their older siblings.

Zach has black hair, dyed red in book 3, and then later dyed with a stripe of green (End of book 4) in honor of Ellora. He often gets teased by Aqua and her friends that he looks like a reverse Christmas tree. Zach has brown eyes, with hints of red in them. He mainly wears red baseball caps and red t-shirts with shorts, even in the winter. He gets teased for that too.

In book 4, Zach goes to visit Ellora, and confesses his love for her. Even though she doesn’t understand what he’s saying, because she was so drugged up, he still feels good getting it off his chest.

When we were first introduced to Zach, he was in *The Thunder Cruise*’s cafeteria, stuffing his face. We can tell that he really likes food, based on the way he is introduced and acts whenever there is food around/mentioned.
Chris Arader

Chris Arader is a cinematographer and director. He was the co-creator of letsGOtoCLASS with Erik Hoffstad and appears in many of the channel's videos. He has made minor appearances on Internet Comment Etiquette and worked as the cinematographer on some ad segments.

## Appearances

* Bad Journalism (homeowner)
* JUMP SCARES (Erik's roommate)
* My Favorite Comment Sections (in the Babbel ad)
Backwards Friday

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*While it can be difficult to assert your rights, I must commend your tact and ability in the circumstances presented in this video. We live in a time when it is finally possible to regulate as citizens what we expect from a governing force. Your steadfast nature, along with the officer's legally mandated compliance, shows me that our system of law has promise beyond any arrows flung from fools quick to dismiss why we stand up for ourselves in the first place. Please never let that fire of yours fade, as it promises us all a brighter future.**Your Friend,
Erik!*
- Erik

*My good friend Niko, a thousand thank you's for this informative recipe, to which you have described your Eggs Benedict in a way a man would a woman with whom he finds nourishment. You have undeniable fascination with the culinary arts, and your efforts to share this gift with the world are both admirable and important.**Your Acquaintance,
Erik*
- Erik

## Timeline

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Finally, he watches a video of a man arguing with a police officer. Before that, he finds a video of some Illuminati puppet making Eggs Benedict and leaves a rude comment. First, Erik introduces the lesson by explaining how he's going to teach his students how to be mean on the internet.

## Summary

It was released on July 6, 2015. It's a special lesson that looks at things backwards. The Final Lesson is the final, 40th, and first Backwards Friday.

"*I'm going to teach you little idiots how to be mean and rude on the internet, so eat my shithole and good-bye.*"
―Erik
CIA

The Central Intelligence Agency, or the CIA, is a spy organization that works for the United States government. They're responsible for a number of different things, including putting Obama in the government as a plant to support the Illuminati,[src] tapping everyone's phones,[src] and infiltrating several Facebook groups that warn people about 5G.[src] The CIA is also trying to convince people that the Mandela effect is not real.[src] A CIA agent killed Martin Luther King Jr, and the SJW's want to turn him gay.[src] Pete Buttigieg also works for the CIA.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Conspiracy Theories
* Mansplaining
* Mandela Effect
* Avoiding Politics
* The Revenge of 5G
* Handling SJW's
* JFK Jr. Jr.

## See Also

* Central Intelligence Agency on Wikipedia
Big Money Salvia Theme

*This article is about the song. For the educator, see Erik.*
Big Money Salvia is a song by Hot Dad about Big Money Salvia. The music video features The Amazing Salvio dancing interspersed with images of Salvio, Veronica and Martin Shkreli.

## Lyrics

*I'm Big Money Salvia, King of the Pipe

Typing out comments all damn night

Martin Shkreli is a son of a bitch

When I finish making fun of him, I bounce on my boy's dick (dick)*

*He's a big fan of the Internet (Internet)

Leaving lots of comments that you won't forget (won't forget)

Schoolin' you, telling you to "google it" (google it)

Frequently bouncing on his boy's dick*

*Big Money Salvia is here

Posting comments everywhere

(Uhhhh, big money)*

*Big Money Salvia

Big Money Salvia, Salvia

Big Money Salvia

Big Money Salvia, Salvia*

*Montel Shekrally

Montel Shekrally*

*Tick, tick, tock, it's Salvia o' Clock

Slapping around Shkreli with my digital cock

9/11 inside job, click click

Spent 3 fucking hours bouncing on my boy's dick*

*Big Money Salvia, king of the 'net (king of the 'net)

Ruling his kingdom with an iron fist (iron fist)

Bouncing on his boy's dick, don't forget (don't forget)

Telling us the truth about FEMA camps*

*Big Money Salvia is here

Posting comments everywhere

(Uhhhh, big money)

(Uhhhh, big money)

(Uhhhh, big money)

(Uhhhh, big money)

(Uhhhh, big money)*

*Big Money Salvia (Big Money Salvia)

Big Money Salvia, Salvia

Big Money Salvia (Big Money Salvia)

Big Money Salvia, Salvia (Big Money Salvia)*

*Big Money Salvia (Uhhhh, big money)*

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Chris Brown

"*i'm gay and i sell coke. you tell anybody and i'll drown you.*"
―Chris Brown[src]
Chris Brown is a famous woman-beater and former rapper. He was Erik's first nemesis before Mark Dice, between 2012 and 2013.

## Biography

Chris Brown was a rapper that released his first album in 2005. He had a successful career until it came out that he liked to beat women.

In 2013, Chris Brown and Erik exchanged a series of messages over Twitter DMs in which Brown revealed that he is gay and sells coke. Erik agreed to a sexual encounter in exchange for Chris Brown retiring from music.

## Appearances

* Viral Videos (mentioned in Comment Quiz of the Week)
* How To Be a White Male on The Internet (tweeted)
* Talking to Politicians (tweeted)
* What To Do When You're Sick (mentioned in Comment Quiz of the Week)
* Conspiracy Theories (mentioned in Comment Quiz of the Week)
* Operation Make Chris Brown Quit Music (main subject)
* 2015 Syllabus (seen on screen)
Back to Basics

"*Hello... and welcome to internet... tiquette... comments... a-plenty. That's not the name.*"
―Erik
Back to Basics is the 16th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. This lesson marks Erik's first interaction with Ted Cruz. It was released on October 23, 2014.

## Summary

A visibly confused Erik, now free from Skjöldr's possession, attempts to introduce the show. He's surrounded by empty beer cans and barfs all over himself.

Erik apologizes for the intro and slides the cans off of the desk. He then violently struggles to keep his hand steady enough to click play. He eventually succeeds in playing a video where a man with a silenced shotgun shoots down drones. Erik tries to take notes on the video but he starts weeping. Continuing to struggle, Erik accidentally types comments that are genuinely constructive. He doesn't know what to do, but then he sees the utter filth of his students all over YouTube. His talent returns to him, and he's ready to leave his comment.

Erik ends the lesson, gives the Comment Quiz of the Week, and sends a tweet to Ted Cruz.

## Comments

*Hey dude awesome video, what's the name of that badass music playing underneath? I hope you know you're quickly paving the way for drones to become a lot more bulletproof in the near future. I'd continue to make fun of you but I wouldn't want to get shot the next time I plan on staying still while hovering directly above you. If I were Obama I would start programming drones to feel pain and loss and really shove it in your face whenever people like you go out and slaughter a whole village of them. Then again Obama's too busy slaughtering actual villages with actual drones while visiting us in our dreams like a little bitch, trying to make us forget about all those holograms the government flew into our shit. In conclusion I give this video a 7 out of 8 where 8===D and the D stands for Don't buy a shotgun silencer because no one will ever need one of those. But yo can you make a silencer attachment for my crying baby? LOL JK THAT'S WHAT RIVERS ARE FOR. Signed, your PR department*
- Erik

*@tedcruz YOU'VE GOT A BIG GAY DAN QUAYLE JUST WAITING TO POP OUT OF YOU. STOP FIGHTING IT GIRL!*
- @commentiquette

## Quiz

HEY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBE CHANNEL?

A) The Most Easily Scared Girl in Sweden (PewDiePie)

B) Rape Man the Ass Pranker (Sam Pepper)

C) Titty Guitar Time (Jess Greenberg)

D) Vevo

## Trivia

* Erik Hoffstad has cited this as the video that inspired the direction of Internet Comment Etiquette and as the unofficial pilot of the modern series. This was the first lesson in which he developed characterization for Erik and a general plotline.

## Context

1. ↑ Erik was possessed by Skjöldr by Conspiracy Theories and was freed in Youtube Plus Google+.
2. ↑ Dan Quayle was the Vice President of the United States from 1989 to 1993. He is not known to be gay and took the position that being gay is morally wrong.

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Ethan Klein

Ethan as a hologram

"*They're gonna stick it in your ass, dude. And they're not even going to lube up first.*"
―Ethan[src]
Ethan Klein is a YouTuber and the host of h3h3 alongside his wife Hila Klein. He has made multiple appearances on Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. In Multi-Channel Networks, he appeared on hologram to warn Erik about signing up with a multi-channel network using a graphic analogy. Erik later attempted to get blackmail on him in Avoiding Surveillance so he could use it as leverage if he needed to in the future. Erik found him listening to an amateur cover of Sk8er Boy.

## Appearances

* Multi-Channel Networks
* State of the Internet 2016 (mentioned)
* The Man in the Book (mentioned)
* Avoiding Surveillance

## See Also

* h3h3Productions on YouTube
* h3h3Productions on Wikipedia
Big Money Salvia on a Train

Big Money Salvia on a Train (officially "Big Money Salvia on many different things") is a song by Grease Cuck. It was featured in This Is Not Us.

## Lyrics

*Big Money Salvia on a train

Big Money Salvia on a plane

Big Money Salvia giving brain

Big Money Salvia down the drain

Big Money Salvia up in space

Big Money Salvia acting gay

Big Money Salvia presidential race

Big Money Salvia kicked from the game*

*Big Money Salvia on a train

Big Money Salvia on a plane

Big Money Salvia giving brain

Big Money Salvia down the drain

Big Money Salvia up in space

Big Money Salvia acting gay

Big Money Salvia presidential race

Big Money Salvia kicked from the game

Kicked from the game

Kicked from the game

Kicked from the gaaaaaame

Kicked from the game*

*Big Money Salvia on a train

Big Money Salvia on a plane

Big Money Salvia giving brain

Big Money Salvia down the drain

Big Money Salvia up in space

Big Money Salvia acting gay

Big Money Salvia presidential race

Big Money Salvia kicked from the game*

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Evil Twin Partner

"*No games Nobbleberry. Just death.*"
―Evil Twin Partner[src]
Evil Twin Partner is the eviler twin of John Partner. He was the main antagonist of Nobbleberry after Detective Nobbleberry killed his brother. He was the mastermind behind an illegal meme trade with his traffickers James and Rupert. Evil Twin Partner sought revenge on Nobbleberry first by trying to kill him, and then by kidnapping Detective Nanny. Evil Twin Partner was killed after Nobbleberry shot him in the eye with a chess piece.

## Appearances

* Artificial Intelligence
* Article 13
* The Importance of Health (flashback)
* Hot Tub Whine Machine (death)
Ghoul

A ghoul is an undead shapeshifter associated with Arabic mythology. A ghoul can be summoned through the use of a cursed spellbook and should not be confused with a ghost, goblin, or Gabaghoul.

## Physical Description

Ghouls are shapeshifters. They can take the form of any animal, but are typically seen in the form of dogs or hyenas. In this form, they can walk on all four legs or rise up onto two legs. Ghouls can also shapeshift into humanoid creatures. The appearance of ghouls in their humanoid form varies, with some having the face of a zombie while others are able to blend into human society. Humanoid ghouls generally have hooved feet.

## Behavior

Ghouls seek out the flesh of other creatures. They prefer to eat the flesh of the living, but will also eat corpses when possible. Ghouls may drink the blood of their victims or eat their brains like a zombie to access their memories. Ghouls are sensitive to light, much like a vampire. They are also known to steal coins like a goblin.

Ghouls are also associated with the act of giving blowjobs. Ghouls are perverts, and the tradition of trick-or-treating comes from the fact that ghouls give out blowjobs "like candy."

## Trivia

* The ghoul discovered by Erik wears the same costume as Parrot Erik.
Announcement For a Teaser For an Announcement of Teaser Trailer For a Trailer of Erik Dri

"*There's two things I need to do. God help anyone who gets in my way.*"
―Erik
Announcement For a Teaser For an Announcement of Teaser Trailer For a Trailer of Erik Dri (full title, Announcement For a Teaser For an Announcement of Teaser Trailer For a Trailer of Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut) is an announcement video that teases a teaser for the video that announces the creation of the teaser trailer for the trailer of the film Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. It was created using what Erik learned in the Movie Trailers lesson. The teaser video it announced was never released, none of the footage of this announcement was used in the movie, and the movie was not released until two months after the April 20 release date that this video promised.

## Summary

After getting a mysterious call, Erik takes his wine and pushes his way through the woods. He demands a haircut.

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China

China is a country in Asia and the most populous country on Earth. People in China often wear masks because disease spreads easily and the air quality is bad.[src][src] China produces all sorts of products, most of which use unregluated plastic filler material.[src] It also produces the microchips used in child vaccines.[src] China currently owns Disney and Comcast.[src][src]

China is the greatest country in the world at spying.[src] It produces the stringlights that are used in New York and hides microchips in them to listen to conversations in New York.[src] China was also a major participant in The Big Money Space Race after Doctor Frank and Doctor Sam sold them the blueprints to an alien rocketship. However, they can't get anything into space.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Yo I Made Gawker Worth Visiting
* SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION
* Learning to Hate
* Movie Trailers
* Music Videos
* Strange Sports
* Net Neutrality
* Christmas!
* Things You're Doing Wrong
* Shakin Turds Out Your Pant Leg
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* UFOs
* JUMP SCARES
* The War on Happy Holidays
* Avoiding Politics
* The Revenge of 5G
* Tangent
* Back to Normal
* Spying on People
* Handling SJW's
Apologizing to the Salvia Gods

"*Hey Hamilton, do you think I got a hit?*"
―Erik
Apologizing to the Salvia Gods is a video made by Erik and Hamilton from Viceland. It features Erik using salvia as part of a documentary on the drug. It was released on November 12, 2016.

## Announcement Video

On November 9, Erik released an announcement video called "An Important Message for America." In this video, he tells his students, people in Battlefield, and people on Chatroulette that he's going to be on TV.

## Summary

Erik realizes that his on salvia videos contributed to a general backlash against salvia. He writes a note to the salvia gods to apologize and takes a big hit of salvia so he can reach them. Erik complains about the salvia and then rolls on the ground and laughs while Hamilton watches amused. The high starts to wear off and Erik is still holding the letter.

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Fart video

A fart video is video that is created with the sole purpose of showing off a particularly satisfying fart. It may be sexual or nonsexual in nature. Fart videos are useful tools to an etiquette teacher, as they can be used to prove an argument correct. There are countless fart videos on YouTube, and Telegram allows users to send fart recordings to other users.

## Titties & Farts

Titties & Farts was a playlist on the Internet Comment Etiquette channel. It was a collection of all Erik's fart videos and videos of titties. It had its own audience, and it was used as an example of how to optimize your YouTube channel.[src] The playlist has since been removed from the channel.

## Appearances

* Being a Woman Online
* Reaction Videos (Comment Quiz of the Week)
* Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik (mentioned)
* New Students
* Crowd Funding
* Yahoo Answers
* YouTube Tutorials
* Porn Harder
* Shakin Turds Out Your Pant Leg
* Measles
* JUMP SCARES
* March to a Million Part Two
* The Passion of the Karen
* Tangent
* This Is Not Us
* Refusing to Laugh
* Internet Comment Civil War Etiquette
* Parler Tricks
* Open Beta Day 2: Just Fartin' Around
All My Girls is Virgins

All My Girls is Virgins is a song by DJ Crib Def. It details how he can't have penetrative sex due to his shriveled penis, but he engages in non-penetrative sex acts with lots of women and has all of them enter a contractual agreement to remain virgins with him.

## Lyrics

*Yo yo yo yo yo

Who the fuck is that?

Yo man, who the fuck is that?

Who is this guy, huh?

Yeah, what the- who the fuck is this motherfucker, man?

Why'nt you turn around?

Reveal yourself fool

Oh shit*

*I ain't no preacher

This ain't no sermon

But I'm pleased to meet ya

All my girls is virgins*

*Only do butt shit in the back seat

Mouth stuffin'

Don't forget about the motherfucking hands, B*

*You can't find me

Like my ass is on vacation

Kissin' girlies where they pee

No penetration*

*Oh, no penetration

I don't do penetration

That's not my thing

I don't like penetration, yo*

*I live my life

Keeping hymens intact

I got more wives then my dick's got fat

You know that*

*Find my ass poolside

In the summer, man

I got more virgins

Than a suicide bomber, man*

*I got more virgins

Than r/The\_Donald man

I got more virgins

Than a Savage Garden cover band*

*I got more virgins

Than a counter-strike clan in the Vatican

Dungeons and Dragons, man

I got more virgins, fam*

*All my girls be virgins

And my girls be splurgin'

Most expensive thing on the menu

We eatin' sturgeon*

*All my girls is virgins

Yeah, My girls is virgins

All my girls is virgins

My girlies be virgins*

*I don't do penetration

Let me reiterate my statement

I don't do penetration

My dick is like a raisin*

*So I can't do penetration

But I still got all my virgins

All my girlies be virgins

All my girlies be virgins*

*I pay them to stay virgins

I pay them to stay virgins

Therein is an agreement

Contractual agreement*

*Yo, this' my rap

Thanks for listenin'*

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