Down the Rabbit Hole/Therru's Pool of Tears

*(After the ripples died down, four figures appeared, walking by and whistling. Jiji then noticed them and got surprised. One of the figures is a male humanoid rabbit with gray fur, a white muzzle and underbelly, toes, and bottom tail, a pink nose, a long white bucktooth, whiskers, and is wearing white opera gloves. He is Bugs Bunny. The second figure is a male humanoid duck with black feathers, an orange beak, and webbed feet, and is wearing a white collar. He is Daffy Duck, Bugs' best friend. The third figure is young male humanoid rabbit with light blue fur, long ears that are slightly shorter than usual, a white muzzle, underbelly, feet, and underside of his pointy tail, a pink nose and ear innards, a split front tooth, an uncleft upper lip, white eyes that lack visible irises, and is wearing only a pair of white gloves and a red long-sleeved shirt. He is Buster Bunny, Bugs' nephew. The fourth and last figure is a a young male humanoid duck with green feathers, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, white eyes that lack visible irises, and is wearing a white tanktop. He is Plucky Duck, Buster's best friend and Daffy's nephew)*

Jiji: (Tugging on Arren and Therru, trying to get their attention) Arren, Therru! I see something coming our way!

Arren: Oh, Jiji! It's just a rabbit with gray fur, a duck with black feathers, another rabbit with a shirt, and another duck with a tanktop.

*(Suddenly, his eyes snapped open as he and Therru too did a double take with surprised looks on their faces. Then Buster pulled out a pocket watch out of his shirt pocket as Bugs, Daffy, and Plucky looked at him)*

Therru: (Surprised) And a watch!

*(Bugs' group looked at the watch and four looks of shock appeared on their faces)*

Bugs: (Shocked) Oh, my fur and whiskers! *(As he, Daffy, Buster, and Plucky run away)* We're late, we're late, we're late!

Arren: (Curiously) Now this is curious.

Therru: (Curiously) What can two rabbits and two ducks possibly be late for?

*(She and Arren got up and started to follow the rabbits and ducks while Jiji followed his owner and her boyfriend)*

Arren: Please!

Therru: Sirs!

Bugs' group: **We're late**

**We're late**

**For a very important date**

**No time to say hello, goodbye**

**We're late, we're late, we're late**

*(As they disappeared over a hill, Arren spoke to Jiji and Therru)*

Arren: (Curiously) It must be awfully important, like a party or something.

Therru: Probably.

*(He, Therru, and Jiji chased after Bugs' group)*

Therru: Mister Rabbit, Mister Duck, Mister Rabbit, Jr., and Mister Duck, Jr.! Wait!

Bugs' Group: **No, no, no, no, no, no, no**

**We're overdue**

**We're really in a stew**

*(Bugs' group reached a hole in the side of a hill and turned)*

Bugs' Group: **No time to say goodbye, hello**

**We're late, we're late, we’re late**

*(They jumped into the hole and disappeared again. Arren, Therru, and Jiji ran to the rabbit hole and Arren and Therru got down on their knees)*

Arren: (Curiously) My, what a peculiar place to have a party.

Jiji: I should say.

*(Arren and Therru started to crawl into the hole and were surprised to be at the front of a long tunnel)*

Therru: You know, Arren, Jiji, we really shouldn't *(As she and Arren squeeze into the tunnel, grunting)* be doing this.

*(She and Arren fit through, but they were a tad too big as they crawled down the tunnel)*

Therru: After all, we haven't been invited!

Arren: And curiosity often leads to TROUBLLLLLLEEEE!

*(The reason why he and Therru had suddenly screamed was because they had fallen. The tunnel had lead to another large hole. Jiji was lucky enough not to fall also, as he watched Arren and Therru fall down into the darkness rapidly. The kids and cat waved to each other)*

Arren and Therru: Goodbye, Jiji! GOODBYYYYEEE!

*(Arren and Therru continued to fall, but they began to float down. As they floated downward, they sighed in relief)*

Arren: (Surprised) Well!

Therru: After this, I shall not think nothing of fa.... *(Part of her braid covered her mouth, but she pushed it down)* Of falling down the stairs.

*(Therru and Arren saw a lamp attached to the side of the hole, and Therru turned it on. The rabbit hole suddenly was bathed in a light emitting various colors. Arren and Therru were surprised to find that they were floating down a strange room. As they floated downward, they looked surprised to see that their reflections were upside down. They saw a book float past them, so Arren picked it up and looked through it and saw that it was nothing but pictures, so he set it on a floating table. Suddenly, they heard loud chiming noises and saw a grandfather clock attached to the wall. As they continued to float down, the room's light became normal again, and they floated into two separate rocking chairs. They sighed, as they relaxed, but then, they went back too far and fell out and continued to float downward)*

Therru: (Alarmed) Goodness!

Arren: What if we should fall right through the center of *(As he and Therru float down fast and went through a tight space in the hole)* the EAARRTH!

Therru: And come out of the other side, where people walk upside down?

*(She and Arren turned upside down as she said this)*

Arren: But that's ridiculous. No one....

*(Then the two kids got caught on something. They saw Bugs, Daffy, Buster, and Plucky run down a weird hallway. Arren and Therru were upside down, and their legs were hanging from a bar. They righted themselves and resumed the chase)*

Arren: Oh, Mister Rabbit, Mister Duck, Mister Rabbit, Jr., and Mr. Duck, Jr.!

Therru: Wait! Please!

*(They ran into a room and heard a door close. They ran to the door and Arren opened it, only to find a smaller door. They continued opening doors, until they reached the last door, which was about a foot high. They squeezed through it and crawled into a very large empty room)*

Arren and Therru: (Curiously) Curiouser and curiouser.

*(They saw a small pair of curtains close and then ran up to them and opened them up. There was a small door about six inches high. Therru began to open the door and the Doorknob let out a yelp of pain)*

Arren: (Surprised) Oh!

Therru: Oh, I beg your pardon.

Doorknob: (Relieving himself) Oh, oh. Quite alright. But you did give me quite a turn!

Arren: You see, Therru and I were following....

Doorknob: (Laughing) Rather good, what? Doorknob, turn?

Arren: (Desperately) Please, sir.

Doorknob: (Still laughing) One good turn deserves another! *(To Arren and Therru changing the subject)* What can I do for you?

Therru: Well, we're looking for a gray rabbit, a black duck, a blue rabbit, and a green duck. So, uh, if you don't mind....

Doorknob: (Confused) Eh? *(Realizes)* Oh!

*(He opened his keyhole-shaped mouth and Arren and Therru peeked in to see Bugs, Daffy, Buster, and Plucky running away)*

Therru: There they are!

Arren: We simply must get through.

Doorknob: (Shakes his head) Sorry, you're both much too big. Simply impassible.

Therru: You mean impossible?

Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible. Why don't you try the bottle full of Pishalver on the table?

Arren and Therru: Table? Pishalver?

*(Then a table appeared out of nowhere with a small bottle on it and they walked up to it)*

Arren and Therru: (Realizing) Oh!

Doorknob: Read the directions, and directly, you'll be directed in the right direction. And for the record, Pishalver's a potion.

*(He chuckles as Arren and Therru read the tag hanging from the bottle Therru picked up)*

Arren and Therru: (Reading) Drink me.

Arren: Hmm, better look first. For if one drinks much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

Therru: Point taken. But Mr. Doorknob did say....

Doorknob: Beg your pardon?

Therru: We were just giving ourselves some good advice.

Arren: Is that a crime?

Doorknob: No, no. Go ahead and drink, it's not poison.

Arren: Um, Therru? Can I drink it first?

Therru: I don't see why not.

*(She hands the bottle to Arren and he drank some of the Pishalver and licked his lips)*

Arren: Mm!

Therru: Well?

Arren: Tastes like a mix of cherry tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast. And not to mention honey.

Therru: Goodness.

*(Suddenly Arren shrank down to the size of a mouse, much to his and Therru's surprise)*

Therru: Double goodness!

Arren: I shrunk!

Doorknob: (Chuckling) You almost went out like a candle, young man!

Arren: But look! I'm just the right size!

Doorknob: (To Arren) Indeed. *(To Therru)* What about you?

Therru: Very well.

*(She sips the Pishalver from the bottle and after putting it down on the table, she waited and then shrunk down to the same size Arren is)*

Arren: Alright!

Therru: You were right about the flavors, Arren!

*(They walked up to the Doorknob)*

Therru: Now we're getting somewhere!

Arren: Let us through.

Doorknob: (Chuckling in embarrassment) Oh, no use. I forgot to tell you! I'm locked!

Therru: (Slaps her face with a groan) Oh, no!

Arren: (Slaps his face with a groan) Now you tell us?!

Doorknob: But, of course, you've got the key, so....

Arren and Therru: What key?

Doorknob: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there.

*(Arren and Therru looked up at the table and noticed a skeleton key)*

Therru: Oh, dear.

*(She and Arren tried climbing on the glass table's leg, but it was too slippery. They slid down to the floor and then Therru sat down sadly while Arren looked calmly impatient)*

Arren: Whatever will we do now?

Therru: How do we get the key now?

Doorknob: Try the box of Upelkuchen, naturally.

Arren and Therru: Box of Upelkuchen? What's that?

*(Then a small box appeared in front of them. Therru opened it up and inside of the box were a bunch of mini cakes with words saying "Eat me" written on them)*

Arren: (Reading) Eat me.

Therru: They look like cakes.

Doorknob: Yes, yes. But Upelkuchen's a special magic cake that can make you grow an inch with one bite.

Arren: (Realizing) Like how a sip of Pishalver makes you shrink an inch.

Doorknob: Exactly.

*(Therru picked up a pink mini cake with "Eat me" written in blue frosting)*

Therru: Alright.

Arren: Be careful, Therru.

*(But Therru ate the whole cake with three bites)*

Arren: Therru!

Therru: What?

*(Suddenly Therru grew rapidly until she was about 70 ft. tall and barely fit in the room and knocking the table, key, and bottle down. Even Arren was almost crushed by her and the Doorknob was almost crushed by Therru's foot)*

Arren: (Struggling) I think you grew too much.

Therru: (Gently freeing Arren) Oops. Sorry.

*(Suddenly, the doorknob mumbled something behind Therru's foot)*

Therru: (Moving her foot off the Doorknob) What?

Doorknob: I said, "A little of that went a long way!"

*(He chuckled a bit, making Arren frown as he and Therru tried to reach the bottle and the key)*

Arren: Well, I don't think it's so funny!

*(Suddenly, Therru accidentally crushed the key to pieces, shocking her, Arren, and the Doorknob)*

Arren: Uh-oh.

*(Then Therru started to tear up and cry, much to Arren and the Doorknob's concern)*

Therru: (Crying) I feel terrible for this! And n-now, we'll n-never get out!

*(A giant tear fell from her eye and onto the ground in front of Arren and the Doorknob as Therru started to cry)*

Doorknob: Oh, come on, now. Crying won't help.

Arren: Calm down!

Therru: (Crying) I know, but.... I-I-I just can't stop!

*(She began crying like crazy and the massive tears began to flood the room, much to Arren and the Doorknob's concern)*

Doorknob: Hey! Hey, you! *(Swallows some water from the tears)* Say, this won't do at all! You, you up there, stop! Stop, I say!

*(Therru didn't listen, as she continued to cry her eyes out with Arren comforting her after climbing onto her)*

Arren: It's alright! It was an accident!

*(The Doorknob then noticed the bottle still filled with a little bit of Pishalver floating in the water)*

Doorknob: Oh, look! The bottle! THE BOTTLE!!

*(Therru stopped crying upon hearing him along with Arren)*

Arren: Hurry, Therru! Drink it!

*(Therru nods and picked up the tiny bottle and drank some of it. She shrunk to 2 inches and fell into the bottle while Arren landed in the tears)*

Therru: Arren!

*(She peeked from the bottle and reached out for Arren)*

Therru: Give me your hand!

Arren: Got it!

*(They took each other's hands and Arren got to the top of the bottle. But then they both realized Arren is a little bigger than Therru and couldn't fit in the bottle)*

Arren: Uh, Therru? I can't fit in there.

Therru: So I noticed.

*(They then noticed the last drop of Pishalver next to Therru in the bottle)*

Arren: Lucky me!

*(Therru scooped the last drop and let Arren slurp it up. Then Arren shrunk down a bit to the same size Therru is and Therru helped Arren in the bottle. They then sat together)*

Therru: Oh dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

Arren: It's alright, Therru. What matters most is that we're getting through the door.

Therru: How? *(Realizes)* Oh, my tears!

Arren: Exactly.

*(The Doorknob then swallowed the tear water and Arren and Therru within the bottle floated into his keyhole-shaped mouth and disappeared behind it and the door)*

***Coming up: Arren and Therru wash ashore to the shores of a forest in a strange world. After getting themselves dried via a Caucus Race led by a bird-like boy named Skeeter Valentine and a group of Kongs, Arren and Therru resume their chase for Bugs' group, only to lose them again. Then the two meet and befriend two certain teenage twin siblings, who, upon learning Arren and Therru's mission, agree to help them find out where Bugs' group is going and get Arren and Therru home with their help after telling them the story of Homer and Bart Simpson and the curious oysters.***