Horrible Accident

Poor Grover had an Serious Accident...

***SEE THE PREVIOUS!***

## The Ride

* **Grover:** Sunny Day, Sweeping the Clouds away.
* **Elmo:** Hey Grover, we're going to paradise.
* **Grover:** Of course you are. Bye now. *[bikes away; under breath]* Like that'll ever happen.
* **Elmo:** You know, Linus? It always seems like Grover never has time for fun.
* **Linus:** Maybe he doesn't like us.
* **Elmo:** No, are you kidding? We're his best friends. *[Grover bikes down a path, cuckling to himself]*
* **Grover:** Paradise. *[laughs]* I sure had them going. *[laughs. But, he doesn't see a bee which is going in the opposite direction. He keeps on laughing. The bee ends up in Grover's mouth and he coughs it out]* Stupid bug! Beat it! *[He hits it, and the bee goes up his shirt and starts zapping him, causing Grover to veer out of control. His bike trips on a rock, bounces down a hill and then screams. He reaches the bottom of the cliff and immediately an atomic explosion appears.]* Ow...

## Careful from the Hospital

* *[Cuts to the doctor's office]*
* **Doctor:** Well, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor kid last time.
* **Big Bird:** *[outside hospital]* You heard the doctor, Grover. One more injury like that, then it's the Poor Kid!
* **Grover:** I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on around the clock body patrol. *[sees Charlie Brown behind him]* Hep, hep, hep! Stay away from the backside I'm warning you!
* **Charlie Brown:** What's your problem? *[leaves Grover]*
* **Grover:** Whew. That was close!
* **Lucy:** Hey, why don't you join us? We need an extra player. *[another football player catches a football]* Nice catch, Violet! *[slaps Violet's bottom, Grover cringes as he holds his back]*
* **Grover:** My body is not safe out here! *[runs inside his home and closes the door]* No part of me is safe! *[closes the window curtain]*
* *[Elmo and Linus arrive]*
* **Elmo:** Hey, Grover!
* **Linus:** That was fun.
* **Elmo:** Hey, Grover, ready to go party again? Grover?
* *[Grover is sitting in a fetal position in the middle of the floor, with a penguin doll, a pirate doll, and a lion doll front of him]*
* **Grover:** *[with a little smile on his face]* Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?
* **Elmo:** What are you doing sitting inside like that?
* **Grover:** Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.
* **Elmo:** That's crazy talk!
* **Linus:** That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk! *[does various forms of gibberish blabbing but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Elmo, making his hammer fist him to shut him up, bashing his head in]* Sorry.
* **Grover:** No, Linus's right, Elmo. You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my body, it'll be my armpit or my forehead.
* **Linus:** Or your other armpit!
* **Grover:** I was wrong to go against nature. I'm blue. What was I thinking? Walking…My people are sedentary.
* **Elmo:** Just sitting in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?
* **Grover:** I won't be alone, so I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Alex... *[holds up the lion]* Pingu... *[holds up the penguin]* and say hello to Captain Hook. *[holds up a pirate]*
* **Elmo:** How are you gonna keep your job?
* **Grover:** No problem! Bert took my Job.
* **Elmo:** Grover, sooner or later you're gonna have to go outside!
* **Grover:** Listen, I've told you but I'm never leaving my house again.
* **Linus:** Never ever?
* **Grover:** Never ever ever!
* **Linus:** Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!
* **Grover:** Never ever never never ever ever never!!
* **Linus:** Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!
* **Grover:** *[sighs exasperatedly]* Never ever...
* **Grover and Linus:** Never never never never ever never ever never…
* **Grover:** Alright, Linus, that is enough! ♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!♪
* **Elmo:** *[goes inside the window to angrily point at a smiling Grover]* That is it, Grover! We're gonna find you something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside! *[goes outside]*

## Getting Grover Outside

* **Elmo:** *[jumps on a trampoline]* Trampoline!
* **Linus:** *[holds an ice cream cone]* Ice cream!
* **Elmo:** *[surfs on an wave]* Surfing!
* **Linus:** *[holds a blanket]* Blanket!
* **Elmo:** *[rides on a Ferris wheel]* Ferris wheel!
* **Linus:** *[Holding a Bowl of Dog Food to Snoopy]* Dog Feeding!
* **Elmo:** *[Painting a wall red]* Painting!
* **Linus:** *[washes Barbie Sailor Moon in a tub]* Washing an woman!
* **The Inspector:** That's not fun!
* **Linus:** AAUGH!
* *[Grover blocks the view with his sheet, and Elmo, Linus and the Pink Panther watch him through his window]*
* **Elmo:** Nothing's working!
* **Linus:** What do we do?
* **Pink Panther:** I say we do Karate!
* **Elmo:** Wha...will you get out of here? *[The Pink Panther Walks Away]*
* *[Linus and Elmo meet another Linus out of nowhere]*
* **Linus Clone:** Hey, Elmo, *[Grover gives a startled look]* who's your friend?

* **Elmo:** Another Linus? **IMPOSSIBLE!**
* **Linus:** I thought I was doing a pretty good job.
* **Elmo:** If you're Linus, then who's that?
* *[The second Linus gets sliced in half, which reveals Brutus!]*
* **Elmo:** Ah! Bobcat!
* **Grover:** Huh?! *[Elmo and Linus are screaming. Brutus grabs Linus and Elmo and puts them in a bag and repeatedly beats them]* Oh, my gosh! *[Elmo and Linus are still screaming while Brutus beats them]* This can't be happening! This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Alex, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling, thank you very much, Pingu! I know, Alex. If I was out there, bagged by an cat, Linus and Elmo would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. If I don't come back alive, Alex, take good care. Because It's time for... *[Runs into a closet and comes back as Super Grover]* **SUPER GROVER!**

## Grover to the Rescue

* **Grover:** *[looks behind]* Well, here we go. From the safety of my home, to the outside world. *[gulps and shakes as he reaches for the door. The door shakes as well until Grover opens it]* I'm taking my *[walks slowly]* first step. *[continues walking]* So far, so good. I think I can do this! *[the wind blows a kite onto his face; Grover removes the kite off his face]* I did it! I made it outside! Nothing can stop me now! *[Brutus scares Grover]* Is it too late to go back inside again? *[The Bullies Laugh]*
* **Bully #1:** It's too late.
* **Grover:** Linus? Elmo?
* **Linus and Elmo:** *[still in the bag]* Yes, Grover?
* **Grover:** I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. But I'm terrified of bobcats now.
* **Elmo:** *[shaken]* Ah, that's okay, Grover. Us too.
* **Grover:** You know what I don't understand though?
* **Brutus:** What?
* **Grover:** What's the Barbie Girl taking a bath in the first place? *[Brutus' eyes widen]*
* **Brutus:** Oh! Well, it's funny you should, uh, you see, Bullies, they're on to us! *[A hovercraft is shown]*
* **Bully #2:** Let's get outta here! *[they get on the hovercraft and speed away while Barbie Sailor Moon is flying, wearing a bikini and pope hat and chasing them. Linus, Elmo, and Grover are watching them.]*
* **The Inspector: Great Job Grover!**
* **Grover: You're Welcome!**
* **Linus: Ready to go out now?**
* **Grover: Sure, Great Idea!**
* *[The End]*