BB6 Week 1/Confessionals

## Day 1: Cast Reveal

"Hey everyone! You may remember me from Big Brother 3 as the crazy hairy guy who peed in the sink and went to the very end, winning the game over my #ICYHOT bromance, Ben!!! Well I'm back to raise a little Hell and teach these Allstars how to play Big Brother!!! I got my key....now let me in the house!!!! Big Cliffy's back! Here to stay. Here to slay!!!!!!!!!!!

* runs naked into the streets screaming at innocent bystanders\*

So, game plan. The case for most winners, is that the can't win playing the same game twice. People know how you're going to play, so you have to switch it up if you want a chance to compete. Thing is though, the way I played my winning game is the best way I know how. So, at least to start, I'm going in with a similar ideology but with a few new spins on it.
What does this mean, well, it means I'm going to try to get along with anybody. However, I'm going to be extremely cautious about any promises I make. I got somewhat lucky in BB2 that there weren't people pulling me into too many alliances. It made it much easier to play all sides. After my experience hosting BB4... I'm not expecting that to happen again. These people be cray. So the idea is to get everyone to think I'm on their side, but not to say anything that could get me caught in a lie should any alliance be outed. Which I foresee happening.
I also want to work with comp beasts. Maybe not necessarily a great move to take threats deep into the game, but what better way to control the game while keeping my hands clean? The Brigade made season 2 it's bitch. Why? Because the only people with the ability to win comps were all in the alliance! That said, there are a lot of these beasts I need to be wary of, in particular I'm thinking of a potential Tom or Perry. Perry is the best social player I've ever seen on top of his challenge prowess, and hell, who knows if Tom wants to get a little payback after BB2 tongue emoticon
Here's where things get tricky, and where things might inevitably fall apart. I'm a winner. That paints a big, bright, red X on my back from the get go. If I get nominated early, I'm going to get myself off the block, even if that means winning an early POV. That's playing my hand way too early though, even if winning a POV while nominated is decidedly less risky than otherwise. I might have to incorporate winning challenges into my strategy, that's foreign territory and will leave me walking on eggshells the entire time.
My plan to avoid this and stay off the block early is to plant the idea that I'm just here for fun, I've already won once and am just planning to enjoy myself this time. Maybe if they think my head isn't in the game, they won't target me. This may or may not be effective, but it's an idea I've been throwing around in my head for a while now. Maybe a "I just want to make jury" or two. Whatever comes naturally I suppose.
Hoo, can you tell I've been thinking on this for a while? I'm so pumped for this. I haven't played a game in months and this has my full attention. Let's go.

I missed this house! I missed the lies and the backstabbing and the FUCKING PARANOIA!!!! Right!!? It's so good I can taste it like a holiday ham that's been warmed between the thighs of an old Italian woman in the middle of July. Soooo delicious!!!! I want it!!! I want it in my mouth!!!!! GIVE.....ME.....THAT.....HAM! Everyone is already scrambling and being fake and phoney. It makes me so happy. But it's my birthday and I'm buck naked staring at my glory in the mirror. I don't care if these people are skyping and playing sweetie pie with each other. Imma be me and do what I do best: LIE, CHEAT, STEAL AND SCHEME LIKE A BANCHEE!!!!!
It's time to play... Biiiiiig Brooooother!!!

* throws up in beard\* Whoops.

I love Ben and want him inside me. There's no pussyfooting around this. It's the truth and I love him. I feel like he might have trust issues with me but will still drag me along, on a collar, wearing a tutu, with glowsticks up my ass. This should work out nicely. Ben, you may not believe, but I'm playing for you and want you to win. Lets leave our wives and live with each other on a deserted island where I feed you grapes and you feed me spoonfuls of hamburger meat.
I want you so bad.

Ben: Nice. I'll be talking to Ben soon, he's the kind of guy I want to align with. He's one of the big contenders to win these challenges.
Boo: I've said it before, I don't think Boo was all-star worthy. But, I did know that Alf liked him and he had a shot. Boo is great. We get along well, and if he's able to hold himself together this time, he could be an even more valuable ally than last time.
Cali: No strong feelings on her. We've interacted in the past, but not very often. We don't have much of a relationship yet, I'll have to work to make that a thing.
Chelsea: I don't feel immediately threatened by her. Looking forward to talking to her though, I'll just be cautious as to my knowledge, she's a social threat.
Clifford: Probably the biggest social threat on the cast. Everybody loves this guy, and for good reason. He's awesome. But not only that, he has built in allies in Ben and Chelsea, both of whom are great assets to him. I think he'll be targeted early, and he should be.
Dylan: Probably the biggest surprise on the cast for me lol. Despite hosting him, I know pretty much nothing about his gameplay. Jury's out.
Felix: Dude's already promised me and a few others safety should he win the first HOH. Great! Felix is the type of dude I want to work with. He's already a big threat, I don't think the others will let him go far. But while he's here, I'm going to take advantage of it.
George: HA, we're already in an alliance. Now, I was open to the possibility of aligning with him before, but the way that moment manifested between him, Nick and I was awesome XD. No idea if that alliance will stick (I'm sort of aiming to play all sides, so moreover it's just a start) but I love that and look forward to playing with him.
Jessica: I want to talk to her! We've yet to really speak but I want to work with her for the same reasons I rooted for her last season: T1D. Yeah, totally non-game related but I love meeting people that I share this with. Plus, everyone is kind of talking her down at the moment, she's the butt of a lot of jokes and nobody is planning on targeting her. An alliance with her isn't immediately useful, but may potentially be more long-term.
Nick: Awesome. Literally the gu I wanted to align with most here. Dude's good at challenges but lacking in some other departments. Plus, we already have a sort of friendship, but I don't think that's well known. The only issue with Nick is that he's studied my game. He knows everything I did, and he knows how I play. That could cause problems down the line. For now, at least, we're good. And aligned.
Perry: Wasn't sure if you'd be able to dig this guy up! Perry is the #1 guy I was worried about, and I may be proving myself right. Dude is amazing at challenges and great at making people love him. The reason I'm so scared of the dude is that I love him too. I want to work with him, but I'v seen the consequences of becoming comfortable with Perry play out too many times. We can work together now. But I don't want him to go far.
Tom: The man! That I don't want to work with. Dude is a triple threat, and I may have kinda sorta taken him out last time. And I probably shouldn't put any weight into it, but in passing during the call he did mention that he didn't feel safe with me. Not going to make any blatant moves against him, but going to be very careful.
Topaz: No strong feelings either way, but he did mention (while tipsy) that he resented the IcyHot bros for being the stars of his season and using him as a third wheel. Some useful info that may come in handy down the line.
Tyler: My mind still hasn't really registered that he's not a host of this season lol. The two of us fill similar niches, that is to say we play similarly. This could cause some potential problems between the two of us, but for now we're good.
Wes: Quite possibly the person I'm most neutral on. We'll talk. We should be cool.
Oh, and to catch up anyone not in the know, during the skpe chat the cast had today there was a shot period where it was just Nick, George and I in the call for players. Someone jokingly mentioned we start an alliance... And then it became a thing. Ice Cream Alliance 2.0. Bryce, this is for you, buddy. Also there was a point where Felix promised everyone who was on the call at the time safety if he won HOH. He probably wouldn't have nommed any of us anyway, but the gesture is appreciated

I love this cast so much. This is going to be such a good time

## Day 2: Head of Household Competition

but like
I think most people would be ok with Nick leaving
and I've talked to most people
but there are a couple of people who I haven't spoken to, and I have no idea where they are in the game
but as long as Wesley doesn't win HOH, I think I'll be ok
I tried to make nice with him a few months ago
but according to Tyler, he thinks I'm a fake bitch or something like that

Boo I think I'm good, we're probably gonna be a tight alliance
Cali same story
Chelsea likes me kiki emoticon I talked to her last night, and if Cliff or Ben wins immunity I'm gonna try to make sure she makes sure I'm safe XD
Cliff, haven't really spoken to yet
Dylan, we talked about tv shows and stuff, I think we're ok like emoticon
Felix I think I'm doing well like emoticon
George, I don't trust, but I think he'll be with me
maybe
Jessica is apparently insane, so no idea
Nick, I don't think he's against me, but I kinda want him out first
Pydo I'm starting to talk to now
Tom, I need to talk to
Topaz, I think we'll get along, we talked last night
Tyler, we're close
Wesley, potentially still holding that grudge

Everything moving so fast I cant even confess anything.
Jessica and Nick making the case stronger and stronger to put them up.

So far I'm tight with Tyler, Boo, and Cali, but I've also talked extensively with Dennis, Chelsea, and Felix. People seem to have a good impression of me, which is good considering my reputation usually precedes me in a lot of games. Hopefully that won't be the case here; I want my gameplay-style to be a surprise

Here's my problem with All-Stars. I like everyone. Not just blowing smoke up my own dick here. I legit, super-duper enjoy these people and think it's a fun cast. I also think it's going to get real soon and people will be looking for someone to trust and confide in and I'm naturally that person. I have my four person alliance with Tyler, Ben and Tom, The Elements, and that's who I'm loyal to. But I also am trying to develop some side twosomes with Felix and Perry. I plan to set up more little tiny side alliances to help hedge my bets. I'm EXTREMELY nervous about my position in the game and it's fickle. But that's okay because if I fall through thin ice, you'll see me swimming with mermaids!!!! This is ancient Greece and Greece loves mermaids, and cheeseburgers, and motor oil. I know a lot about Greece.

## Day 3: Nominations

You choose to feel the way you feel about me
And sometimes, when I turn around
And you're there, like today
I wanna say:
Why me?
I look at you and I get to feeling
Why me? (Why me, whooh)
I know it's true but I can't believe it
I keep on wondering why
My key don't shine in your eyes
Why me?
I look at you and I ask myself
Why me?" -Linda Martin
But in all seriousness F U C K K XDDDDD THIS IS NOT GOOD XD I mean I'm pretty sure I have the votes to stay against Jessica but I can't guarantee 1. I'm not the target, 2. Jess doesn't win POV. If she does then there's a really good shot Tom either nominates someone I trust or someone who's a more pawn-y person to get out who he considers to be Jess's close ally. My goal in the next couple of days will be to essentially distance myself from Jess and make it 100% clear Felix was close to her and I wasn't, which is true. The glory is that the truth here helps me so I can just say that and be open without consequences. But yeahh I'm going to compete really fucking hard for that Veto and I'm going to make sure Jessica goes home, because I for one know Tom (probably) targeting her makes 100% fucking sense from the game she played in BB5. This'll probably work to my favor if I'm careful and social around the house, just FUCKING HELLLLL XD I didn't expect things to be this messy week 1, I mean as you know I was only nominated twice last season and the first time was like 30-40 minutes. I guess this is all-stars though, I knew things were going to be difficult. I'm just going to have to pull through this. I've got this

## Day 4: Power of Veto Competition

See if i can score all three. My goal is to hopefully get all three to believe it's real and then they compare notes and all three call me out in public chat. Would be hilarious

Topaz scurried off to Tom to tell him, "Psst...hey....I want you to put Ben and Cliffy up because I want to distance myself from them..." ALL THE WHILE Tom is in my alliance smartie-pants!!! So Tom's telling me all this and I'm just sitting in my boxers, playing with my scrotum because slop makes it unusually stretchy. And Tom runs up to me and is like "CLIFF!! STOP STRETCHING YOUR NUTSACK!!! GUESS WHAT TOPAZ IS UP TO!!!" And I can't believe it. I stick my head in a bucket of water for 10 minutes. In the meantime, I died. Surprisingly, I went to heaven. While in heaven, I met David Bowie who was sitting on a cloud made of lesser-known rockstars like Pete Ham or Mick Ronson. He said to me, "Clifford..." (yes David Bowie knows me be name, on Earth we used to call each other on the toilet)... he said.... "Clifford....I miss our toilet calls...but most importantly....I can't believe that fucking Topaz!!! Eat his pillow." I inform Mr. Bowie that I already ate his pillow. And then Mr. Bowie transformed into a giant hellhound breathing a reign of fire melting heaven's gates!!! And then he says "SO THEN EAT HIS SOUL!!!!!!!" I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT DAVID BOWIE THIS IS CRAZY!!! Then I guess the show producers resuscitated my body because I technically was drowning myself in a bucket. That's when I went to Tom, who had one foot in the toilet and I'm not sure where the other foot was. The backyard I think. And I said..."Tom...I got a master plan that only people who have gone to heaven to meet David Bowie are capable of." Tom took his foot out of the toilet and then put it back in because he regretted the decision to take it out again. I said, "Tom. This is what we gotta do. You tell Topaz that I came to you REQUESTING SAFETY FOR TOPAZ (THAT LITTLE BUTT WEASLE!!!) and then I'll approach him saying something similar...we both do our part of the plan....Topaz tells me EVERYTHING HE TOLD TOM! THAT HE WAS TARGETING ME AND BEN AND THAT HE WANTS DISTANCE FROM US!!!! I'm like wow. Either you're picking up that I'm playing you or I'm legit playing you. Either way Topaz....I ate your fucking pillow.

It is week 1 in the BB6 All Stars house... things are suppose to be simple, fun, and delightful... getting to know everyone and kicking ass... but NO.. this Mommy gets food poisoning and to cure frustration decides to paint her room... The food poisoning ( fucking chinese food ) resulted in submitting a SHIT score for HOH.. but I was all like.. its okay.. Tom won.. Tom good people he has no reason to hate on me ............ DERP.................... fast fowards to nomination ceremony... All I can read in the chat is smut about Patrick and tea leaves so I already know BB5 is under attack.... but HOLY FUCK TOM... You didn't just nominate me you made me the black bitch sheep of the group..... let us start with how I feel about everyone from the beginning.........
Tom : Understandably right now I am not your biggest fan. One on one you tell me you just feel you can never fully trust me after seeing my cut throat game last season. AS IF I am the only player to ever get down and dirty in my season... and I did it to protect my alliance. Regrets of hurt feelings... of course... but back off man. There is a nomination ceremony and then there is just attacking someone. You deem yourself the "Daddy" of our group.... awkward.... at leasts Mama J was a complete innocent nickname.... people calling you daddy is a little ick. I always had high respects for you as a host, sharing my inner darkest thoughts with you, and now I hope to get off the block and return the same feelings of being an outsider to you. I gotz my eye on you so BE FUCKING WARE... and remember I was NO threat to you before this moment.
Dylan : OMG Dylica... he is totally wild and fun. I would get in my snuggie for cuddles and Disney movies with him any night.. chattering about boys, and chaos for hours... The cast paints him as semi liked, and a little off his hinges... more the reason to love and support my showmance lover. I won't let other peoples opinions stop me from aligning with those I feel connected to. Will he use and abuse me in this game and take me out... it is quite possible.. but for now he is like my cute cuddly plush toy so hands off bitches.
Ben : Ben and I have just barely scratched the surface of getting to know each other. He claims to not be parntered up with anyone.. but who tells the truth on that.. and he is someone I plan to give a chance to. No reason to go either way at this point.
Nick : People are buzzzzzing about Nick... he is a past winner, and he apparently over plays and over strategizes. Once again he is a former host and I enjoyed him all of last season. I don't consider him an enemy but he could be in hot water moving forward. Apparently he is already making deals like a fiend. During this POV he has really supported me, helped me with strategy and kept me encouraged. Again, someone I would be open to working with if the opportunity presents itself.
Perry : He makes me giggle.. my platapus friend.. he is also another person that has taken the time to be encouraging in my crappy situation and I will not forget the people who supported me this week. I look forward to getting to know him, and we have a skype date in our future.
Cali : Talking to Cali is hard.. she somewhat poofs from a conversation and reminds me of the sweet but dumb blond of the season. There is potential there but we will see.
Wesley : Honestly... we have not talked much.. I am not sure if he is just sided with Tom or our schedules do not match up.. I remain on the fence with him.
George : He is smart, and cunning. He will make you feel like you can tell him anything, but then suddenly your messages are being played back to you by a third party... even in the caught red handed moment he makes you feel like he did nothing wrong. I was sad to see us on the block together this week and promised myself I wouldn't go total CUNT against him. I find out this morning he has joined the "Jessica Betrays EVERYONE" movement..... STOP SIGN.. UM BITCH .. Last season I did MORE then my share of protecting you, I saved your life in the game at least twice, and I remained loyal. Yes that meant others got disloyalty from me but of all people Felix and you joining this wagon made my stomach turn. In the event we both survive, I have no intention of working with you in this game anymore.
Pydo (other Nick) : I feel a sence of connection with Pydo. He didn't have to spend this week encouraging me and befriending me. He takes the time to talk about life and the game all in one. He doesn't make things feel awkward and for that I will have his back. I have not made any alliances as of yet, and one showmance, but he is someone I would 100 percent want to work with in this game.
Topaz : Called me Mommy... extent of our communication so far. Love the name, so potential but not likely lol unless socially we connect more.
Tyler : Another awesome person. He keeps it real.. he doesn't hide information and is encouraging. As you can see that goes a long way with me. It is the people who at least give you the light of day when you are not at your best that become your true friends. As a previous host I have to remember his connections could be strong. Then again I joked about the old LOL chat, merging with the BB5 hosts being a very strong 6 and then Tom put me on the block.. YAY go team.. Bitter... No.. NOT ME.. Even if I go this week I hope to see Tyler go far in this game.
Boo : Theatre is his passion it seems and so I am like OMG that is so awesome. We both held parts in Cinderella once in our lives.. mind you I was in JK and experienced my first kiss on stage ... He seems sweet. No real game talk but just genuiningly hoping to get to know him better as a person.
Clifford : I never knew there were so many ORGERS from Ontario lol let alone so close. He thinks we all need to hook up and hang out. I cannot really be opposed it is how I met my fiance in these very games. He seems like good people, and a smart player, so I am not sure where his loyalties will stand but I am not writing him off just yet
Chelsea : I have been told that she usually aligns with the guys, and sucks at challenges. Personally I think that sucks to have someone say that about you. I would like to get to know you, we both tend to gravitate towards aligning with the guys and maybe we can change that. It will be about getting on at the same time and being able to actually talk game if I get off this damn block.
Felix : It is no secret I have a hard on for this guy. He is sweet, can handle the heat and he fights with everything he has. He is socially connected and I would be nieve to think he would come into this season soley devoted to me but unless he gives me a reason like George I have no problem trusting in him. I proved to him last season that he could trust me.
So right now that is where I stand on the cast front. I have spent over like 8 hours straight playing this POV, and drank an entire pot of coffee and I think it is time to submit.
I never was able to master running but the slow crawl worked for me. I watched EVERY VIDEO online on how to play this game, and every article from tricks to people hating this game with a passion. Eventually I realized if I dragged the hurdle with my foot, it would help me with the jump at the end because I could glide over the finish line and not actually touch the ground. Knowing my luck Tom or George may pull something out of their assholes but I have done my best and may the odds be ever in my favor!!!!

Another thing that I am afraid is that the challenge beasts will power through the game by winning Head of Households back to back. Just look at Tom already, winning both the first Head of Household and Power of Veto. It frightens me. Thank god, I am on terms with Felix, cause I have no clue on what terms I am with both Tom and Ben.
Honestly, best case scenario for everyone in this house, the three of them targeting each other, allowing us the “kinda float” through the early game. Also, it’s too early to already start winning competitions in my opinion. Right now, I would think it would put an unnecessary target on me. I’d rather wait a bit.
But thank God, I evaded the block in the first week. I was terrified of going up first, seems like I will survive. Unless Tom decides to play his Veto…

## Day 7: Eviction

A final 2 deal :). Of course I said yes. #Typaz

Today I've also done something I've never done in a game which is offer a F2! And I fully gave that offer to Topaz because I feel like he really trust me this time around compared to Rome. We get along very well and I think it's an unexpected duo no one would see coming. He's also a great person and I always love being in his company so I hope we can take this deal all the way to the end of this game

I would need a biggest miracle in the world to survive and luck has never been on my side so that ain't happening

I'm voting for Jessica, not just because I love Dylan and won't vote him out, but because people need to stop being so afraid to go against the hoh.

Sorry bitches but I'm here to play. My alliance with Tom, Ben, and Tyler are all about cock-blocking me and pretending like I matter but they have their own plans and their own agenda! So now I have to enter Stockholm syndrome and pretend to love my captors when really I just want to see their head on a stick! Well...not you Ben. I want my head on your stick.
So now I got a few moves on the go.
Move #1: Operation Doubles
With big alliances forming and flopping I am making small tight twos with people. So I got Me and Chelsea forming and Dylan endorsing me to her. I got me and Pydo in the works. I got me and Jessica. We exchanged phone numbers and I'm going to visit her in person so she thinks I'm committed to her long term. I got me and Ben, obviously IcyHot will never die but this time I'm going to make like 10 IcyHots and keep myself alive in this All-Star shit storm!
Move #2: The Fuck You List
I convinced Dylan to make a Fuck You List saying fucking you to everyone and revealing the current game they are playing to create dissension among the players and make it easier for me to double up with people. Dylan obviously loved the idea and is gonna drop it before he goes. Then he has a nice video to share. But I knew if I was real with Dylan and he thinks I'm someone else just here to fuck around. As long as he thinks I'm a fellow shit disturber I thought he would like to be up to some shenanigans before he left. So prepare yourselves for the Fuck You List. If this works and he drops it....I'm going to be working harder than you've ever seen me work. You'll notice his insult about me is an ego joke and a fat joke wrapped up in one. That's because I wrote my Fuck You myself smile emoticon
Game on bitches and all bets are off. You guys want an All-Star season.
I'm going to give it to you.
Big Cliffy Style. FUCK YOU ALLSTARS!!!!

Nick must think we're all dumb as shit or that he's a social wizard. You have alliances with everyone dude, we all know because nearly everyone you have alliances sold you out. Protip: Try not to make alliances with every single person in the house within the first week, bruh.