G.I Joe (film)

G.I Joe is a government created team who plan to stop the terrorist organization known as COBRA from creating superweapons of mass destruction to conquer the world.

## Cast

* Joel Kinnaman as Duke
* Laz Alonso as Roadblock
* Lewis Tan as Snake Eyes
* Eiza Gonzalez as Scarlett
* Gal Gadot as The Baroness
* Karl Urban as Firefly
* David Midthunder as Zartan
* Russell Crowe as Destro
* Sylvester Stallone as Joe Colton/Action Man
* Chris Rock as Ripcord (post credit scene)
* JK Simmons as Sergeant Slaughter (post credit scene)
* Johnathan Majors as Cobra Commander (post credit scene)
* Giancarlo Esposito as Discord (post credit scene)
* Anthony Hopkins as Starswirl The Bearded

## Story

The movie begins in Malibu, where the body of Berserker (who died in Transformers) is being transported for dissection at a CIA facility. But, the transport truck is shot down by a chopper with a cobra logo. The title card appears "G.I JOE". We cut to a few weeks later where General Joe Colton (played by Sylvester Stallone) looks at the info that was given from Malibu. He tells a soldier that Cobra is up to something, and it ain't good. He tells a ninja named Snake Eyes (played by Lewis Tan) to assemble the team. A montage happens where Snake Eyes recruits 3 members from different military groups. First is Duke (played by Joel Kinnaman), who is in the army. Then, Snake recruits Scarlett (played by Eiza Gonzalez), who is in the air force. Finally, Snake finds Roadblock (played by Laz Alonso), who is a marine. They later arrive in the Grand Canyon to meet Joe Colton, as he declares the team by its name "G.I JOE". The group do ask questions about the current problem. Roadblock does make a joke about a ninja on the team, but they ignore him. Joe Colton does a breakdown on Cobra, and events of Transformers and Power Rangers. He then reveals their enemy, The Baroness (played by Gal Gadot). He reveals that Cobra has plans to use the metal from the dead robot (they do not know they're called Decepticons) to use it as a superweapon of mass destruction. Duke asks what the robot's values are. Colton reveals cam footage of Optimus vs Megatron. Scarlett makes a snarky remark about it being an 80's cartoon (wink wink). Joe Colton ignores her. Colton sends them on the mission,and the team get their weapons. Snake Eyes gets his sword, Scarlett gets a crossbow, Roadblock gets a 50 caliber, and Duke gets an M-32. They go into an aircraft, as it takes off to their destination, Iran. Roadblock decides to turn on some music from Jem and The Holograms to lighten the mood (wink wink). The jet takes off, and the team exchange their pasts, except for Snake. Duke reveals that he has a daughter who is a fan of Jem. Scarlett reveals that she has a brother in LA (this is Sam Witwicky btw). Roadblock reveals that he has a nephew named Zack (Black Ranger in the Power Rangers film). Hours later, they arrive in Iran in stealth mode. They find a Cobra base with a bunch of soldiers. Snake stealthily takes down the guards. The team sneaks in and find the body of Berserker being dismantled slowly. Duke fires at the roof, and tells everybody to get away from the robot. The workers run away in fear. Roadblock accesses the computer and sees the robot's name is BERSERKER and identifies as DECEPTICON. Before they can figure out what it is, they get ambushed by Zartan (played by David Midthunder) and Firefly (played by Karl Urban). They get subdued and sent to The Baroness for interrogation. The Baroness reveals that "THE COMMANDER" wants to use the Decepticon to build a nuclear superweapon to destroy the UN. Scarlett calls it generic terrorist shit. The Baroness is wearing a black jumpsuit with the cobra insignia. The Baroness leaves to deal with other matters, and puts Zartan and Firefly to deal with them. The team eventually breaks out of their restraints and fight the duo, along two super soldiers called Neo Vipers. Roadblock and Scarlett manage to kill the Neo Vipers, then they help Snake Eyes fight Zartan, but Zartan decides to leave Firefly behind, knowing he cannot win alone. Firefly pulls out a mecha suit with the touch of a remote. Duke says a battle cry "YOOOOO JOE!", as the team shoots down the suit, making it explode, killing Firefly in the process. The team leave in the aircraft, and celebrate their victory. Meanwhile, The Baroness is in England, where she finds a new specimen that eerily looks similar to a unicorn that somehow came to Earth. The Baroness asks what its name is, if it spoke. The old unicorn said "Starswirl ". Starswirl (voiced by Anthony Hopkins) begs for mercy. The Baroness says that she won't kill him, but she WILL make him wish she did. She leaves the room, as scientists starts to set up dissection on him, knowing that there is another alien life they need to know more of. We cut to a few days later in Virginia, where the Joes are given Medals of Honor by President Joe Biden (played by himself. The movie ends with the entire team shouting "YOOOOOO JOEEEEE!", except Snake Eyes as he doesn't talk, Mr.Monopoly (played by Will Ferrell) is seen in the background. Then it cuts to black. The credits roll with a remix of the original G.I Joe: A Real American Hero theme from the 1983 miniseries playing in the background. Then the movie ends. G.I JOE WILL RETURN......

CREDIT SCENE 1

The scene begins with a NASA ship about to take off, but what they don't know is that Discord (voiced by Giancarlo Esposito) is on the ship. When it takes off, he rides it like a cowboy, redirecting it to a planet that is similar to Earth, but very brightly colored, and he namedrops it "EQUESTRIA ". Then it cuts to black

DISCORD WILL RETURN.....

CREDIT SCENE 2

The scene begins with The Baroness speaking to Destro (played by Russell Crowe) about the arrival of alien life on Earth, showing the file on Starswirl, and the archive footage from Transformers and Power Rangers. Destro says that Cobra will use their power to rule the world in time, all they need.... is the approval of THE COMMANDER. Then, it's revealed that there is a man in charge, COBRA COMMANDER (played by Johnathan Majors) sitting on a cobra throne. Cobra Commander gives them his approval, then it cuts to black.

COBRA WILL RETURN....

CREDIT SCENE 3

The scene begins with Joe Colton looking at a training exam with a new member of the Joes, Ripcord (played by Chris Rock), and his instructor, Sergeant Slaughter (played by JK Simmons). A soldier says that he is needed in "action again" (wink wink). Colton enters a locker room where he finds his old Vietnam War suit and his dog tag reads..... JOE "ACTION MAN" COLTON He smiles, as it cuts to black.

ACTION MAN WILL RETURN....