Scaredy Halloween/Transcript

* (Scenes In Jim's Hideout)
* (At 8:00 P.M)
* (Red Watches Scream (1996), Jim, Gru And Leonardo Saws Red's Watches His Movie)
* Jim Hawkins: Red
* Red: (Screams), What Is Wrong With You
* Gru: What's Wrong With Us, What Is Wrong With You And Why Are You Watching Scream In The Middle Of The Night
* Red: If You Knew Anything About Me, You Know That, This Is My Show, My Movie
* Leonardo: Yeah I See, Buy Anything Halloween Was Last 2 Days, Why Are You Doing This Now
* Red: What, Never Mind, Anyways You're Guys To Afraid To Admit That I'm Unstoppable
* Jim Hawkins: Well If You Knew About Us, You Know That We're Not Afraid Of Anything
* Red: Ha, Oh Yeah
* Jim Hawkins: Yeah
* Red: Yeah
* Leonardo: Yeah
* Red: Yeah
* Gru: Yeah
* Red: Yeah
* Voice From The Ceiling: It Is Nighttime, Some Of Us Have Work In The Morning, Shut The Fuck Up
* Red: Oh Yeah
* Gru: Yeah
* Red: We're Just See About That
* (At 9:00 PM)
* (Scenes In The Bathroom)
* Red: OK, This Video Is Called "Halloween Piano Pianist's Demise"
* Jim Hawkins: What's With Michael Myers
* Red: It's Suppose To be Scary
* Gru: It's Just A YouTube Video
* Red: Just Watch It
* Leonardo: OK
* (Pianist Plays His Piano, Gru Goes To 1:10 Michael Stabs Pianist In The Chest, Pianist Laughs, 1:20 Michael Cuts Pianist's Throat)
* Jim Hawkins, Leonardo and Gru: (Laughs)
* Red: Hey, It Could Not Be Possible
* Gru: Yeah Right, This Is A Funny YouTube Video, Oh And By A Way, You Can't Scare Us
* Leonardo: Yeah, Red
* Red: I'll Make You Pay For This, Guys
* Gru: Well Red It's Been Fun, But We're Take A Shower and Then We're Go To Bed, So Nice Try (Shuts the Door)
* Red: All Right Guys, (Evil Grin)
* (At 10:00 PM)
* All Three: Night Red
* (The Fist Punches Leonardo's Balls)
* Jim Hawkins: That's Kind Of Hurt, You're Missed Us Red, Good Night
* Red: (Growly Angry)
* (Jim Hawkins and Gru Tucks Their Bed)
* Red: How Do You Like This
* Gru: Oh Red, You're Can't Beat Up The One Down-Queen OK
* Red: You Have A Riskiest, I've Found It And When It I Do
* Voice From The Ceiling: I Thought I Told You That Before, Shut Up
* Red: Revenge Will Be Mine
* Gru: Good Night, Red
* Red: There Has Got To Be That He's Scared Of, (Red Thinks, Red Has A Idea) I'll Got An Idea, I'll Got An Idea Tonight (Evil Laughs)
* (At 1:00 AM)
* (Gru Stills Sleeping)
* (Gru Finally Wakes Up, The TV's On, The Clown Chasing Girl Through The Beach, She Goes Upstairs, The Clown Still Chasing Her, The Clown Shot The Girl's Head And Threw Off The Water)
* (The Clown Laugh)
* (The TV's Off)
* Gru: (Screams, Runs To The Kitchen)
* Red: Take That Gru, How To Do You Like It , Eh
* Jim Hawkins: It's That A Clown Show That You're Scares Us
* Red: Yes, How Do You Guys Like It
* Gru: Oh That Was Low, Very Low And Very Well Edited It
* Red: Ah Ha, I Know That I Was Unstoppable, It's Looks Like Someone Owns Me Some Money
* Jim Hawkins: No, I Don't
* Red: (Scream Talks) Oh Yeah
* (Knocks The Door)
* (The Fat Clown Appears)
* Gru: (Gasps)
* Leonardo: Ew
* Jim Hawkins: What The
* Red: Oops
* The Fat Clown: I Warned Y'all, Let Me Get My Sleep, Now, Y'all Are Gonna Pay For It
* (The Fat Clown Roars Jim Hawkins, Leonardo, Gru and Red)
* All: (Screams)
* Fin