Barney: Fun on the Farm / Howdy Friends

**Barney: Fun on the Farm / Howdy Friends** is a UK VHS release by HIT Entertainment on 30th July 2001 and 5th August 2002.

## Episodes

* E-I-E-I-O (Barney's Fun on the Farm) (28th November 1997)
* Howdy, Friends! (12th November 1998)

## Children in E-I-E-I-O

* Hannah
* Jeff
* Kim
* Stephen

## Songs in E-I-E-I-O

1. Barney Theme Song
2. The Adventure Song
3. The Milk Song
4. The Butter Song
5. A Tisket, A Tasket
6. Sheep Medley: Baa, Baa, Black Sheep, Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Bo Peep, Little Boy Blue
7. Old MacDonald Had a Farm
8. The Milk Song (Reprise)
9. I Love You

## E-I-E-I-O Transcript

Barney is a dinosaur

From our imagination,

And when he's tall, he's what we call

A dinosaur sensation!

Barney's friends are big and small;

They come from lots of places.

After school they meet to play

And sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things

Like how to play pretend,

ABC's and 123s

And how to be a friend.

Barney comes to play with us

Whenever we may need him.

Barney can be your friend too,

If you just make-believe him!

**Stephen:** Hmm, this could be the place.

**Kim:** I think it is the place.

**Hannah:** It is, this is just the right place for an adventure, follow me.

Let's go on an adventure;

Just pretend and you will see.

Let's go on an adventure;

One just for you and me.

We can pretend

that we sail the ocean blue.

Following this map,

'til we find the final clue.

Let's go on an adventure;

Just pretend and you will see.

Let's go on an adventure;

One just for you and me.

Way out in space,

I imagine there's a place.

We could fly up to the stars.

Maybe meet a man from Mars.

Let's go on an adventure;

Just pretend and you will see.

Let's go on an adventure;

One just for you and me.

**Barney:** I just love adventures.

**Kids:** Barney!

It's more fun when we share

The dreams we have inside

There's just so much to do

Let adventure be your guide!

**Barney:** Come on.

Let's go on an adventure;

Just pretend and you will see.

Let's go on an adventure;

One just for you and me.

If we use our imaginations;

Just pretend and you will see.

Let's go on an adventure;

One just for you and me.

Let's go on an adventure;

One just for you and me!

**Barney:**

**Hannah:** I'm pretending to be an explorer.

**Kim:** And I'm pretending to be a sailor.

**Jeff:** And I'm pretending be a man from Mars.

**Kids:** Hi, BJ.

**Stephen:** Sorry BJ, we don't have any milk.

**BJ:**

**Hannah:** Now, I'd like a glass of milk too.

There is nothing like a glass of milk.

Nothing like a glass of milk.

We've looked around, but have never found

Anything better than milk.

After a peanut butter sandwich,

I love the drink that comes from a cow

I try to drink some everyday,

And I wish I had some now.

There is nothing like a glass of milk.

Nothing like a glass of milk.

We've looked around, but have never found

Anything better than milk.

After a peanut butter sandwich,

I love the drink that comes from a cow

I try to drink some everyday,

And I wish I had some now. (And how?)

There is nothing like a glass of milk.

Nothing like a glass of milk.

We've looked around, but have never found

Anything better than milk.

We've looked around, but have never found

Anything better than milk.

**Stephen:** I think it's coming from over there. Hi, Miss Etta.

**Kim:** Bigger than this?

On our toast or on a muffin,

Butter's what we spread.

It can go on popcorn too,

Or vegetables instead. (Shake, shake, shake!)

Sure, it's taking lots of shaking,

But we're having fun.

Shake, everyone shake, shake, shake until it's done.

**BJ:** Has it changed to butter yet?

**Barney:** It's starting, but if we keep shaking

On our toast or on a muffin,

Butter's what we spread.

It can go on popcorn too,

Or vegetables instead. (Shake, shake, shake!)

We're still shaking, arms are aching!

But we're having fun.

Shake, everyone shake, shake, shake.

Our butter's done.

Shake, everyone shake, shake, shake.

Our butter's done.

A-tisket a-tasket

A green and yellow basket

I wrote a letter to my friend

And on the way I lost it,

I lost it, I lost it,

And on the way I lost it.

I wrote a letter to my friend

And on the way I lost it.

**Kim:** Don't tell anyone, but it's a letter to my friend the prince, who lives a beautiful castle far, far away.

A-tisket a-tasket

A green and yellow basket

I wrote a letter to my friend

And on the way I lost it,

I lost it, I lost it,

And on the way I lost it.

I wrote a letter to my friend

And on the way I lost it.

**Kim:** Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

**Barney:** The end.

**Stephen:** Sounds like BJ's in trouble.

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Three bags full.

One for my master

One for my dame

One for the little boy who lives down the lane

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Three bags full.

Mary had a little lamb,

Little lamb, little lamb

Mary had a little lamb,

Its fleece was white as snow

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,

and doesn't know where to find them.

Leave them alone, and they'll come home

wagging their tails behind them.

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Little boy blue, come blow your horn.

The sheep's in the meadow.

The cow's in the corn.

Where's the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack fast asleep!

**BJ:**

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Three bags full.

**BJ:** Bring it home. Yeah!

**Hannah:** There's a lot more to see on the farm.

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

And on this farm he had a dog

E-I-E-I-O!

With a bark bark here

And a bark bark there

Here a bark

There a bark

Everywhere a bark bark

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

And on this farm he had a chicken

E-I-E-I-O!

With a chick chick here

And a chick chick there

Here a chick

There a chick

Everywhere a chick chick

Bark bark here

And a bark bark there

Here a bark

There a bark

Everywhere a bark bark

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

And on this farm he had a pig

E-I-E-I-O!

With an oink oink here

And an oink oink there

Here an oink

There an oink

Everywhere an oink oink

Chick chick here

And a chick chick there

Here a chick

There a chick

Everywhere a chick chick

Bark bark here

And a bark bark there

Here a bark

There a bark

Everywhere a bark bark

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

And on this farm he had a cow

E-I-E-I-O!

With a moo moo here

And a moo moo there

Here a moo

There a moo

Everywhere a moo moo

Oink oink here

And an oink oink there

Here an oink

There an oink

Everywhere an oink oink

Chick chick here

And a chick chick there

Here a chick

There a chick

Everywhere a chick chick

Bark bark here

And a bark bark there

Here a bark

There a bark

Everywhere a bark bark

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

**Barney:** You were?

**Stephen:** Don't worry Scooter, there's plenty for everybody.

**BJ:**

There is nothing like a glass of milk.

Nothing like a glass of milk.

We've looked around, but have never found

Anything better than milk.

After a peanut butter sandwich,

I love the drink that comes from a cow

I try to drink some everyday,

So I think I'll have some now. (glug, glug, glug, glug)

There is nothing like a glass of milk.

Nothing like a glass of milk.

We've looked around, but have never found

Anything better than milk.

We've looked around, but have never found

Anything better than milk.

I love you, you love me.

We're a happy family.

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too?

I love you, you love me,

We're best friends,

Like friends should be

With a great big hug,

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too?

**Kim:** Let's go on another adventure.

**Kids:**

**Stephen:** Hey, what was that bell?

**Kids:** Barney, bye. See you later.

**Girl:** Hey everybody, it's time for Barney Says!

**Barney:** Hello again to all my friends. I'm glad you came to play. Our fun and learning never ends. Here's what we did today! We visited a dairy farm and found out where milk comes from. Some milk is made into ice cream or cheese or even yummy butter. The farmer had chickens that laid eggs and sheep

## Children in Howdy, Friends!

* Chip
* Hannah
* Jeff
* Keesha

## Songs in Howdy, Friends!

1. Barney Theme Song
2. Why
3. My Jeans are Always Blue
4. Old Dan Tucker
5. Turkey in the Straw (Barney's Version)
6. Get Along Little Doggies
7. How Does He Yodel?
8. I Love You

## Howdy, Friends! Transcript

Barney is a dinosaur

From our imagination,

And when he's tall, he's what we call

A dinosaur sensation!

Barney comes to play with us

Whenever we may need him.

Barney can be your friend too,

If you just make-believe him!

**Jeff & Keesha:** Howdy, sheriff.

**Keesha:** Oh, yeah?

**Jeff:** Yeah!

**Chip:** Looks like we need a horse race.

**Jeff & Keesha:** Yeah!

**Chip:** Are you ready, Miss Hannah?

**Hannah:** Ready, sheriff.

**Hannah:** Why Barney, why?

Why is the grass so green?

Why is the sky so blue?

How many fish are in the sea and

Why does a Cow say Moo?

We sit around and wonder why

About so many things.

We just want to know

Why, Why, Why, WHY

Why are there stars up in the sky?

Why do the clouds keep rolling by, and by, and

How do the birds fly up so high?

We just want to know, "Why?"

Why does a kitty cat purr?

Why does a bear have fur?

How does the day turn into night, and

Why is the moon so bright?

We sit around and wonder why

About so many things.

We just want to know,

Why, Why, Why, WHY

Why are there stars up in the sky?

Why do the clouds keep rolling by, and by, and

How do the birds fly up so high?

We just want to know,

Why, Why, Why, WHY

We just want to know, "Why?"

**Keesha:** And cowgirls.

**Scooter:** And cowsquirrels, yee-ha!

**Jeff:** What's a tumbleweed?

My shirt is red.

My socks are too.

My hat is purple,

But my jeans are always blue.

The clothes in my closet are colorful - it's true.

I love to mix and match them,

But my jeans are always blue.

My belt is brown

and so are my boots.

My vest is green,

But my jeans are always blue.

The clothes in my closet are colorful - it's true,

I love to mix and match them,

But my jeans are always blue.

I wear all the colors of the rainbow,

but blue is my favorite one.

It's the color of the sky.

It's the color of the sea.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful blue

Is the prettiest color to me!

My chaps are tan with

Orange rims too.

But rain, shine or anytime,

My jeans are always blue.

The clothes in my closet are colorful - it's true,

I love to mix and match them,

But my jeans are always blue.

I love to mix and match them,

But my jeans are always blue.

**Hannah:** Cereal for breakfast.

**Jeff:** Peanut butter for lunch.

**Keesha:** And macaroni and cheese for supper.

**Barney:**

**Hannah:** Beans for breakfast?

**Jeff:** And lunch?

**Keesha:** And supper?

**Chip:** Every day?

**Barney:**

I came to town the other night

I heard a noise and what a sight

A cowboy, he was running round

Said Old Dan Tucker's come to town

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to come to supper

Old Dan Tucker was a fine old man

He washed his face in a frying pan

He combed his hair with a wagon wheel

And walked with a toothpick in his heel

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to come to supper

Now Old Dan Tucker he came to town

He'd swing the ladies all around

Swing them right and swing them left

Then choose the one he liked the best

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to come to supper

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to come to supper

**Hannah:** Hay!

Got my fiddle, and I got my bow.

Gonna play a tune that you all know.

You can clap your hands to my country song.

If you know the words, you can sing along.

Turkey in the straw \*whistles\*

Turkey in the straw \*whistles\*

Hats on, Boots on... Yee-Ha!

Sing a little song called "Turkey in the Straw"

Here's a little pony with a saddle on.

We'll ride the range till the day is done.

It's a cowgirl's job. I'll do just right.

Going to bring all the cows home every night.

Turkey in the straw \*whistles\*

Turkey in the straw \*whistles\*

Hats on, Boots on... Yee-Ha!

Sing a little song called "Turkey in the Straw"

Went out to milk, and I don't know how

I milked the goat instead of the cow.

The goat was quiet as she could be,

but the cow was in the corner going "Tee-Hee-Hee".

Turkey in the straw \*whistles\*

Turkey in the straw \*whistles\*

Hats on, Boots on... Yee-Ha!

Sing a little song called "Turkey in the Straw!"

Yee-Ha!

**Jeff:** I'm tired.

**Chip:** Not exactly.

As I was out walking

One morning for pleasure

I saw a young cowgirl come riding along

Her hat was thrown back

And her spurs were a-jangling

And as she approached she was singing this song:

Yippie Ty-yi-yo! Get along little Doggies

It's your misfortune and none of my own

Yippie Ty-yi-yo! Get along little Doggies

For you know Wyoming will be your new home!

**Jeff:** Oh.

It’s early in spring when we round up the doggies

And feed them and count them and line 'em up the rail

He rounded up our horses and loads the chuck wagon

And then heard the doggies right out on the trail.

Yippie Ty-yi-yo! Get along little Doggies

It's your misfortune and none of my own

Yippie Ty-yi-yo! Get along little Doggies

For you know Wyoming will be your new home!

Yippie Ty-yi-yo! Get along little Doggies

It's your misfortune and none of my own

Yippie Ty-yi-yo! Get along little Doggies

For you know Wyoming will be your new home!

*Ay-ie oh-ooh oh-yo-de-lay-e-de*

*Oh-yo-do-lay-aye-ie-de*

*How does he yodel?*

*Yo-de-lay-de-ie*

*When does he yodel?*

*Yo-de-lay-ei-de*

*Why does he yodel?*

*It sure beats me*

*Oh-yo-de-lay-ie-de-aye-I-de*

*I love to hear the cowboy sing a happy yodelin' song*

*Something makes me want to start just yodelin' along*

*Me too, but way back near my epiglottis it always comes out wrong*

(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)

*Help, Ranger Doug!*

*How do we yodel?*

*Yo-de-lo-oh-do*

*When do we yodel?*

*Anytime will do*

*Why do we yodel?*

*I wish I knew-ooh*

*Boy, we do too*

(SPOKEN SELECTION)

RANGER DOUG: Oh it's not so hard, you just got to start slow and easy.

TOO SLIM: Oh we can do that, Ranger Doug!

WOODY PAUL: Tighten your cinches!

RANGER DOUG: Open up the shoots!

(Yodeling)

TOO SLIM: Hey Ranger Doug do the one that took first prize at the big cowboy yodelarm!

(Yodeling)

(Laughter and applause)

I love you, you love me.

We're a happy family.

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too?

I love you, you love me,

We're best friends,

Like friends should be

With a great big hug,

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too?

**Chip:**

**All:** Yee-ha!

**Jeff:** No way, mine's faster.

**Kids:** See you later, Barney.

**Jeff:** Come on, ride 'em cowboys.

**Keesha:** And cowgirls.

**Girl:** Hey everybody, it's time for Barney Says!

**Barney:** Hello again to all my friends. I'm glad you came to play. Our fun and learning never ends. Here's what we did today!

## Opening (Original 2001 release) (Tape A)

1. HIT Entertainment Warning Screen (1997-2019)
2. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)
3. Bob the Builder intro (Long Version) UK VHS Trailer
4. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Angelina Ballerina Intro (Long Version)
5. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Kipper UK VHS Trailer
6. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Percy the Park Keeper UK VHS Trailer
7. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/The Magic Key UK VHS Trailer
8. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
9. Barney & Friends Season 4 intro
10. Barney Fun on the Farm title card
11. Start of E-I-E-I-O (1997)

## Closing (Original 2001 release) (Tape A)

1. End of E-I-E-I-O (1997)
2. Children - Hey Everybody it's time for Barney Says
3. Barney Says - E-I-E-I-O
4. Barney & Friends Season 4 closing credits
5. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
6. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)

## Opening (Original 2001 release) (Tape B)

1. HIT Entertainment Warning Screen (1997-2019)
2. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)
3. Bob the Builder intro (Long Version) UK VHS Trailer
4. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Angelina Ballerina Intro (Long Version)
5. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Kipper UK VHS Trailer
6. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Percy the Park Keeper UK VHS Trailer
7. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/The Magic Key UK VHS Trailer
8. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
9. Barney & Friends Season 5 intro (Short Version)
10. Howdy Friends! title card
11. Start of Howdy Friends (1998)

## Closing (Original 2001 release) (Tape B)

1. End of Howdy Friends (1998)
2. Children - Hey Everybody it's time for Barney Says
3. Barney Says - Howdy Friends
4. Barney & Friends Season 5 closing credits (Short Version)
5. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
6. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)

## Opening (2002 Re-release) (Tape A)

1. HIT Entertainment Warning Screen (1997-2019)
2. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)
3. Bob the Builder intro (Long Version) UK VHS Trailer
4. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Angelina Ballerina Intro (Long Version)
5. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Kipper UK VHS Trailer
6. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Percy the Park Keeper UK VHS Trailer
7. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/The Magic Key UK VHS Trailer
8. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
9. Barney & Friends Season 4 intro
10. Barney Fun on the Farm title card
11. Start of E-I-E-I-O (1997)

## Closing (2002 Re-release) (Tape A)

1. End of E-I-E-I-O (1997)
2. Children - Hey Everybody it's time for Barney Says
3. Barney Says - E-I-E-I-O
4. Barney & Friends Season 4 closing credits
5. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
6. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)

## Opening (2002 Re-release) (Tape B)

1. HIT Entertainment Warning Screen (1997-2019)
2. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)
3. Bob the Builder intro (Long Version) UK VHS Trailer
4. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Angelina Ballerina Intro (Long Version)
5. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Kipper UK VHS Trailer
6. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/Percy the Park Keeper UK VHS Trailer
7. HiT Entertainment logo (2001-2007) (Silent)/The Magic Key UK VHS Trailer
8. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
9. Barney & Friends Season 5 intro (Short Version)
10. Howdy Friends! title card
11. Start of Howdy Friends (1998)

## Closing (2002 Re-release) (Tape B)

1. End of Howdy Friends (1998)
2. Children - Hey Everybody it's time for Barney Says
3. Barney Says - Howdy Friends
4. Barney & Friends Season 5 closing credits (Short Version)
5. Barney Home Video logo (1995-2017)
6. HiT Entertainment logo (1997-2008)