Geekhaus Live in Chicago - Part One

Poster from the Oct 2019 Live Show

> "*You're so right my fae friend. We bid you adieu and hop back on our skateboards.*"
> ― Lucy Stoole
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**Geekhaus Live in Chicago - Part One** is the seventeenth episode of Queens of Adventure Legends. It is the first half of the live show introducing the Chicago cast, the Haus of Geek, where the queens attend the Fall Faerie Festival.

## Summary

As a trio of drag performers finish their performance at the Fall Faerie Festival, the gathered fey audience applaud. Queen Titania sits nearby on a mushroom throne next to her six legged cat. She asks the trio to introduce themselves. Jo Mama fakes an orgasm. Lucy Stoole shows off her beauty by standing and asking for tips. Fox E Kim tells two truths and a lie. The Queen goes on to explain that every year at the festival, they bring a group of mortals to perform, and to quest for the last of the Pumpkin Spice in the dark woods. Success will grant the queens one wish each. Failure will cause them to turn to stone. She warns them Winter comes quickly and they need to move even quicker.

The trio set off as a stone archway magically appears. They decide to find a ride, but only find skateboards loaned to them by satyrs. Winter chill begins to creep up on them, and they set out.

As they head through the woods, they find a signpost with a sprite sleeping on it. Orange powder coats the creature's nose. Lucy wakes them up, and learn he is named Popper. He tells them that Dumpy the pumpkin provides the spice and points them down the path.

The group comes to a clearing with ten different paths out. There is a gnarled tree with a beehive. Nearby is a platform with three treasure chests, that Titania's voice tells them contain a map and magic scrolls. Looking for a key, they find a dog with a key around his neck. There's a beehive in the tree with a key embedded. There is also a massive pile of keys on the ground.

They work out a plan. As Fox E casts an *illusory* squirrel to distract the dog, Lucy will turn *invisible* to get the key from its neck. Jo supervises. While Lucy does step on a twig, the dog isn't able to tell where she is. She sings to the dog, to successfully calm it enough to get the key.

Next, Jo dives into the pile to search while Fox E creates a second *minor illusion* of a Japanese hornets to draw the bees away, allowing Lucy to get the key. Jo claims a dragon friend of hers taught her how to sing a song to separate metals. She sings it and miraculously finds the correct key. They open the chests finding the map, a Scroll of Cucci's Hideous Laughter, and a Scroll of Animate Objects.

The dog waves as they board the skateboards and ride away. Hearing music, they emerge into a cat filled clearing around a pool of quicksand with a plank over it. One tabby struts clumsily out of sync with the music across it. Another cat pulls a level, dropping the tabby into the quicksand. The cats turn towards the party.

One by one, the party walks the runway (to a song an audience member selects), to the mostly favorable response from the cats.

They follow the path further into the woods until it ends at a stone wall. Nearby, three hags stir a cauldron. As they tease the party over the location of the pumpkin spice, Lucy *charms* one of them to make her their friend. Now friendly with them, she admits she has been running low on new insults to banter about with her sisters and asks Lucy for some.

The queens happily oblige, roasting each other. Satisfied, the hags offer them each a drink of their witch's brew. They all take a swig, with no ill effects, and Jo finds she can now hover an inch above the ground and move faster. Around them, the stone wall shimmers and reveals a cave where the path continues. The air in the cave is musty and humid.

INTERMISSION... To Be Concluded

### Characters

#### Party

* Fox E. Kim - high elf cleric
* Jo Mama - half elf fighter
* Lucy Stoole - dwarf wizard

#### NPCs

* Satyrs. Dryad, and Autumn Elladrin Audience
* Queen Titania
* Six Legged Cat (Displacer Beast)
* Popper the Pixie
* Fae Cats
* Hags

#### Live Show Roles Edit

* DM Matt
* Dice Boy Jimmy

## Episode Notes

### Lore

* Annually, a team of mortals are brought to the Fey Wilds to participate in a quest for the Fall Faerie Festival.

### Inspiration Earned

* Jo Mama - for her improvised orgasm
* Lucy Stoole - for her beauty
* Fox E. Kim - for her admission of skills
* All Three - Plan to distract dog
* All Three - reading challenge

### Memorable Quotes

* "...and we'll see how the audience responds to your orgasm." - DM Matt
* "Two truths and a lie. One: I'm Sicilian. Two: I have a Ph3..." - Fox E. Kim
* "Fox E did you drink all their pumpkin spice?" - "No, but I used it to dye this wig." - Jo Mama and Fox E. Kim
* "Paper, Rock, Scissors?" - "We don't do that here." - Jo Mama and Lucy Stoole
* "We're literally walking the runway here." - Lucy Stoole
* "I've been stuck here with these uggos." - "Hard same." - A hag and Fox E Kim
* "Are we reading each other?" - "I thought you would know that with your Ph3, Fox E." - Fox E Kim and Jo Mama
* "If that's a maternity outfit the baby's going to be malnourished." - Lucy Stoole
* "Fox E it takes you a moment to get over the gag reflex." - "You know I don't have that. We went over this." - DM Matt and Fox E. Kim

### References

* Lizzo
* Dippin Dots
* When Harry Met Sally
* Uber
* Harry Potter Patronus
* Scrooge McDuck
* Trixie Mattel's "Oh Honey"
* Ikea
* Amazon
* White Claw
* Charlie's
* Berlin Nightclub

### Name That Tune Edit

* "Bang Bang" - Nicki Minaj and Arianna Grande (opening lipsync)
* "Katamari Damacy Theme" - catwalk challenge
* "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey

## Behind the Queens

* This episode was originally released as a bonus episode to patreon backers on May 14th, 20202.
* This was the first of three live shows recorded in the midwest in Fall 2019, funded by the 2nd Kickstarter, and the first appearance of the Fall Faerie Festival.

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