Writebob Shillpants Episode Shill

Taiyo: Welcome to vs debates, how wanked are you?

Uru: How wanked am I? I solo'd everyone in the chat....

Taiyo scoffed.

Taiyo: Yeah, so?

Uru: Without being written....

Taiyo: Yeah, so?

Uru: Neither were they.

Taiyo gulped.

Taiyo: P-Please, right this way sir!

Raezolb walks up.

Taiyo: Welcome to vs debates, how wanked are you?

Raezolb coughs and Taiyo turns into a fish. He then walks by.

A few minutes later, Blizzard walks up and Taiyo is back to normal.

Taiyo: Welcome to vs debates, how wanked are you?

Blizzard: How wanked am I?! I intercepted a planetary feat....

Taiyo pointed somewhere.

Taiyo: I think you're better off over there....

Blizzard: LIVE CHAT?!

Taiyo coughed.

Taiyo: My bad, I meant over there.

Blizzard: THE ROLEPLAYS CHANNEL?!

Blizzard is now seen in the roleplays channel, off by himself while two other characters are chatting.

Prime: So, I think we should fight off against the Giga-Hyper Sphere that Sinister revived in the wake of Reiblood's return.

Linus nodded.

Linus: I'll have M show up and maybe she can do something against the Sphere enhanced Izac.

Blizzard scoffed.

Blizzard: Pff, RP mid.

The bartender, a Sol Incarnation, handed him a capsule.

Sol: Here is your Synergy Form, RP mid.

Blizzard: ....GRRRRRR (Yerm moment?!?!?!)

Taiyo saw a familiar Ultra walking up to him.

Taiyo: Haven't I seen you around before?

Ultra: Huh? Oh no, I'm elemental Ultra with SOME interesting powers up my sleeve....

Taiyo: Huh....okay, and how wanked are you?

Ultra: I'd hate to brag but....I HAVE some pretty OP stuff up my sleeve. Trust me, you don't wanna know.

Taiyo got in his face.

Taiyo: Yeah, I'm not buying that. Nice try, attempting to pretend to be an elemental-

Taiyo looks over and sees a purple Blizzard with some cardboard duck taped to his shoulders.

He looks back at the Ultra he was squaring up against.

Taiyo: Oh, uh....pardon my french, right this way er-

Ultra: It's Bijou.

Taiyo: Yes! Right this way Bijou sir!

Blizzard walks up again.

Taiyo: What do you want now?

Blizzard: Wellll, I'd hate to brag but, I do have some Plasma hax in store that can-

Neo Mebius walks up, shouting, causing Blizzard to jump into Taiyo's arms.

Neo Mebius: HAX?! Someone better not be mentioning hax that can affect something above planet level!

He walks into vs debates as Taiyo looks at Blizzard, clearly annoyed.

Blizzard: So....what are your thoughts on match up specific scaling?

Blizzard is now back at the Roleplays Channel, this time there with his friend who overshadowed him, Lugiel.

Lugiel: It's okay, we can still hang out here.

Blizzard: No! I can't be low diffed by some random unwritten characters! What's the point of 22 episodes of development if I get hit with "HE SOLOS", huh?!

Lugiel shrugged.

Lugiel: I'm a bit too old for some nonsense like this.....we're all Ultras at the end of the day.

Sol Incarnation heads up to the desk.

Sol: Curious, do you derive off of Sheol Particles?

Lugiel: Pardon?

Sol: You know, after effects of the beta system, that cause prana to influence surrounding life forms. It's rather interesting....considering how it ties into the shin ultimate wars. I imagine that the shin magma actually used this to-

Blizzard leaned in towards Lugiel.

Blizzard: PLEASE! I've got to get in there!

Prime and Linus turn around.

Prime: You know, you can try fighting an acclaimed character.

Blizzard turned around and tilted his head.

Linus nodded.

Linus: Beast got in by inverting this guy called Yomi into a pretzel, just go fight another character and scale off of that.

Blizzard nodded, stroking his chin.

Blizzard: Hmmm, but.....who will I-

He turned to Lugiel, who sighed when he realized the reasoning.

Taiyo could once again see Blizzard walking up and groaned.

Taiyo: Aren't you getting sick of this?

Blizzard yawned.

Blizzard: I can understand why you doubt my skills but, I have some pretty high AP, durability, and cosmic scaling that I can put to the test against anyone who could get in.

Taiyo pointed somewhere.

Taiyo: What about that guy?

Blizzard turned around to G v U Godzilla about to nuclearly bass, its muscles twitching and bulging as if it were ready to rip something apart.

Blizzard shook his head.

Blizzard: No! No! No! I mean....an Ultraman! An Ultraman who has 300,000 t of stats! Yeah!

Lugiel was now in Monad in the distance coughing, standing still as Blizzard walked up to him.

Blizzard: Hey chud! Prepare to be mid diffed!

Lugiel: Huh? Oh right! I apply property of stopped time to you!

Blizzard: Er, wait wha-

Lugiel subtly moved his hand again and then Blizzard leaned forward, bumping into Lugiel.

Lugiel: AGHAHHAHAHHAH, YOU GYATT ME! WAHALI IM FINISHED!

He collapsed on the ground.

Blizzard raised his fist in the air.

Blizzard: You see that?! I just-

Terach, Aim, Renius, Lightning, Morgana, and Judas all surrounded Lugiel, hoisting him up as Taiyo cheered.

Taiyo: TIME POWERS?! GET THIS MAN IN HERE!

Blizzard: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Blizzard was now utterly angry, and you know what, he had a right to be. He stomped his way back to the entrance as Taiyo sighed once again, this same song and dance having been played over and over again.

Blizzard: I'll have you know I have 22 episodes, of PURE, PURE content and scaling! It makes no utter sense why we can just blow up galaxies and universes, why would that matter in a story context?! Let me in there!

Taiyo shook his head.

Taiyo: Some characters just aren't cut out for this lifestyle....

Blizzard: YOU SIT AROUND FLEXING ALL DAY!

Taiyo: No, we sit around- It doesn't matter, it's only vs debates business.

Blizzard: I got some business for you! I swear, the day I get in here is the day I fight a Reiga tier villain who solo'd Noa!!!!

Taiyo stopped.

Taiyo: W-Wait.....repeat that.

Blizzard: Huh? I fight a Reiga tier- Oh well.....I wouldn't say that exactly but, it may happen, it hasn't been written yet-

Taiyo stepped aside.

Taiyo: Welcome.

Blizzard: Really....that's it?

He clenched his fists and cheered.

Blizzard: Alright! Here I come vs debates!

He was now in the ER, being tended to by Ultraman Hikari. He looked over to see Raezolb next to him.

Blizzard: R-Raezolb.....did I win?

Raezolb shook his head.

Raezolb: You challenged Light and....after he went his first upgrade form you....

Blizzard coughed.

Blizzard: Darn.....how many episodes does he have written?

Raezolb: Three I believe.

Blizzard: I'll....accept it.

Raezolb: Stand proud, you are strong. Besides, vs debates is overrated.

Blizzard nodded.

Blizzard: Yeah....try mid diffing....the writing of my series.

Hikari raised his finger.

Hikari: Ah! I see what the issue is.

Blizzard: W-What?

Hikari: You care not for vs debates, so why not that place over there.

Blizzard: WELCOME TO THE NETHERSIDE?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!

Legacy then smashed through the window of the hospital.

Legacy: FORM STORM WITH ME KITTEN!!!!!

Hikari, Blizzard, and Raezolb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rizanto snapped awake and looked around. It seemed he had once again fallen asleep in the library, even Taiga and Filis were long gone. He sighed and stood up again, stretching and deciding it was time to get back home. He knew that the next day would be a long one, after all, he had even more training to do. He was going to try and attempt the simulator again, after all, why not give it another go? His regimen was rigorous and often times he would pass out from how exhausted he'd get, rest being an after thought for the young Ultra. But, was he seeing things?

Standing before him was a ghost, it was....Mebius. What was he doing here late? Rizanto rubbed his eyes but no, there he was.

"Rizanto" said Mebius. "You're here again late."

Rizanto nodded.

"Yes sir, I am!" he enthusiastically replied. "I was just reading up on the Odyssey of The Righteous!!!"

Mebius walked up to him and nodded.

"That story is pretty long...." he noted. "Is that why you fell asleep here again?"

"Yes sir!"

Mebius shook his head.

"Ah Rizanto, we both know that's not true" he replied knowingly, folding his arms.

"Y-Yeah..." he awkwardly laughed.

"It's fine. I remember when I was in your shoes and I tried my best to impress Taro."

"T-That's so hard to believe...." Rizanto said, with a bit of shock in his voice. "You're a legend, an icon among icons! The fastest, strongest, a hero who's legend spans infinity and beyond, a hero that even surpasses the likes of the new generation hero's epics, the tales of old, the lore behind you, it's so-"

Mebius raised his finger, causing the young warrior to stop.

"Enough....glazing? Yes, enough glazing."

"Master Mebius, what does that mean?"

Mebius looked up to nowhere in particular.

"I....visited a planet and upon my return there.....a friend of mine told me that was a new slang of some sort."

Rizanto gasped.

"P-Perhaps, that planet was-"

"Yes" nodded Mebius. "The very same you may arrive to one day.....the one that will change you, cause you to grow and learn things that you never would on any other planet in the vast universe."

"Earth, is a rather legendary place too I suppose..."

Mebius put a hand on Rizanto's shoulder, and it became clear the latter was excited, honored by such an action. He was....not too good at hiding that.

"The universe is big and the ones beyond that....those alternate worlds, bigger. But one thing that will stay consistent, is how Earth changes an Ultraman. And let me tell you Rizanto....one day, you'll have your day to shine as one."

With that Mebius turned around and walked away, but not before saying one final thing.

"Perhaps your tale will be a legend that spans infinity." he laughed.

Rizanto stood there in silent excitement, vowing to make that a reality.