Lee "King" Meisinger

\*Warning: All of this is fictional and purely for entertainment purposes\*

"How do you feel about Mr. Carpino?" (Anonymous)

"Carpino? He's my guy." (Meisinger)

Lee "King" Meisinger is a math teacher at SHS (Potential a spy for the US government. Shhh.). Mr. Meisinger has a rival named Jamie "Sly Dog" Rabideau (English Teacher and alleged spy for Russia). He has been known to have a bad temper and a no-can-do attitude towards coworkers and students, as well as family. He has a major superiority complex. He is also very dangerous. Shoot on sight. He is on the no-fly list for stabbing 10 flight attendants in one evening. However, his main weapon is a metal pipe. He has been known to use a crowbar though. He conceals these in his desk for when students are too rowdy. He has potentially used this on coworkers who know too much (potentially why Mr. Vail disappeared). Mr. Meisinger has been known to use witchcraft. Including teleportation. He can be seen teleporting from classroom to teacher's lounge in mere seconds. Approach with caution. Now I must go. He's found me. I know too much. I'll see you in hell, Mr. Vail.

## Early Life

Mr. Meisinger was different from a young age. He was born with a tail that was chopped off immediately. Some say he still has it in a jar near his desk. Potentially hidden with the potted plant. His parents abandoned him in the woods when he was six. He spent the next four years there being raised by a wild monk. This is when he changed his name. It had originally been Lie Geretrudue (Pronounced like Lee Gerturde). He was the second child of this monk. However, when he was ten he murdered his adoptive brother with a wooden spoon because he had stolen his favorite stick. He was then kicked out of the monk's house and lived alone in the woods eating nothing but raw squirrel which he murdered with his bare hands. When he was eighteen he re-entered society and got a job at Walmart.

## Later Life

At nineteen Lee decided he was meant for bigger and better things. He quit his job at Walmart and started sucking up to a rich 78-year-old man name Albert Ferlopenia. This man paid for his college tuition. He originally wanted to be a history teacher but decided that was too hard and so he became a math teacher instead. During his 3rd year tragedy struck. Albert died. He slipped on a banana peel and fell 12 stories. Though some suspect it wasn't an accident. Some believe Mr. Meisinger killed him for money from the will. He was left with a fortune of 2 cents, he hadn't sucked up nearly as much as he thought he had. The man hated his guts and wrote 11 pages in the will about just how much he hated him. He had mentioned that he was leaving money for someone else though. Lee tried as hard as he could to find out who but couldn't. Lee ended up pushing that off for later to graduate college. He then met his wife. They got married 2 days after they met. He began working at a school after they'd been married for 2 weeks. SHS. He started as a janitor but he made his way up to math teacher for bratty 9th graders.

This is when he learned of Kirk Weiler. He watched every video of him. He'll never admit it, but Kirk was his first true love. Though, they had never actually met. He even has a hidden shrine in his basement built for Kirk. I think that might be part of the reason he killed Mr. Vail. He was jealous. He thought Mr. Vail was trying to steal Kirk from him. He ended up going on a murderous spree, killing any and all that mentioned the great Kirk Weiler. Mr. Vail had originally sided with him, but once he had no use anymore Mr. Meisinger was quick to remove him from the equation. After many long battles with many teachers he finally lost. His competitor was a man named Mr. Carpino. After he lost, it turned gay pretty quick. "You beat me... That's kinda hot."

His affair with Mr. Carpino started on that day. Neither Mr. Carpino's nor his wife has found out. Though, only time will tell how it all ends for them. He tries not to mention Mr. Carpino but when others do he can't stop himself from gushing over his large muscles and perfect face. He talks on and on about how beautiful he is. Mr. Carpino, on the other hand, is much better at keeping the secret. He never shows any hint of his undying love for the math teacher. Only a select few know of their relationship. One of them being Sly Dog Rabideau. This is when they're rivalry starts. Ms. Rabideau says she has proof of his affair and she'll spread it far and wide if he doesn't come clean. But it doesn't work. Mr. Meisinger kidnaps her goldfish. To this day he still has it, holding it over the head of Ms. Rab whenever she tries to tell someone.

## Physical Description

Mr. Meisinger has short brown hair and brown eyes. However, when activated they turn green. He is well built, though he lacks the physical strength of his peers. He is a very angry looking person. His usual outfit is a button down and fancy pants combined with his teacher's badge.

### Trivia:

* If Mr. Meisinger was a bagel he'd be a plain bagel with a rainbow inside because he's super gay and boring.
* His favorite song is 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' by Cyndi Lauper.
* He secretly owns three copies of every Gilmore Girls episode and he needs extras to share the glory He also has 3 hairs of the actor who plays Luke Danes.
* He thinks Luke is the hottest character in Gilmore Girls followed closely by Kirk Gleason and Taylor Doose.
* He's a die-hard Swiftie.