Jordon

> "*Guitar*"
> ― Jordon, every single day of his life
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Jordon is one of the three managers at AJHQ, being the foil for Eric's general insanity and loyalest to The Boss. He is one of the "main characters" out of the cast of employees, and now usually accompanies Harold because they're kinda-sorta stuck together. And he's a dogboy! So cool!

## Appearance

Jordon is a Something with pale, bright skin, and long black hair, with matching black dog ears and a long dark tail. He has green eyes and sharp, pronounced fang teeth, though the teeth may actually be fake.

His outfit consists of a white shirt with long black sleeves and a bass clef pin (I had to fucking google what musical note that was </3) as well as lime green dog tags and a green and black bowtie. Slung over his shoulders is a dark green sweater. He has black track pants and green athletic shoes. Oddly themed! Where's he going?

## Known Personality

Jordon is skittish, jumpy, and surprisingly people-oriented. Though many somethings are antisocial jerkwads, Jordon stands out for his kindness towards others and shocking resilience, even when just about everything scares him senseless. He is generous to and appreciative of his fellow employees, but isn't afraid to set them straight, and it makes him a decently good manager compared to his less-than-stellar counterparts (COUGH, but he isn't calling out any CERTAIN ROBOTS or anything).

What really got him his position, though, is Jordon's extreme dedication to serving The Boss. As a particularly rebellious something, Jordon readily admits that he's not a human. In fact, he's something far more unpredictable, violent, and generally dangerous to be around; it takes a lot of strength to confess that to all of your co-workers! But The Boss isn't cruel to him for who he is. She's accepting, and treats him like any other normal employee. In Jordon's (self-proclaimedly very foolish) eyes, this makes her worth more than any other piece of scum in AJHQ. He'll do anything to win her favor, and when he says that, he *fucking **means it.***

He is, according to most, a very hardworking and good employee.

## Lore

### PAJ

Jordon begins to post on the blog, only typing out variations of "Guitar." This is the only word that he can actually say, which extends to his typing as well. Later on, he cleans up "the room", as it is covered in feathers. He recognizes during this moment that it's basically essential that he work...after all, The Boss may be his savior, but she sure won't give him any grace if he slacks off! Unsurprisingly, though, the Jammers pestering him spook him too great, and he ends up hiding...which works out in his favor when Barold's raid commences!

During the closing of Barold's raid, Jordon is found on the floor missing arms. Upon waking up, his dazed state makes him unable to acknowledge this, and he goes back to vibing as usual. Mananger shit. Et cetera.

After Fluffy is brutally murdered in cold blood, he is suspected with killing the poor innocent little fish, despite still lacking arms at the time (you never know, Jammer! Anyone and everyone is a threat here at AJHQ!). After the discovery of Fluffy's body and his innocence proven, Jordon gets his arms back and returns to work, but he takes note of the fact that his fellow employees seem to be forming more hostility towards each other...wuh oh! It's not good for us to fight! But alas, he can't stop them...

Unfortunately, after having his DNA stolen by National Geographic (y'know, because that's just something every employee goes through on occasion, the ol' Tuesday DNA Thefts), he frightens himself out of AJHQ for a brief time and begins losing his logo (which I don't think normal humans do, but hey, he ain't one). BUT FRET NOT, BECAUSE LARRY'S ON THE CASE! Larry attempts to take care of Jordon in his frantic and nervous state, to little success. Being the two arguably most decent people in AJHQ, they form a bond of sorts, even though Jordon still hates Larry and thinks he's a cunt. You can't please everyone, Jammers.

During one of Larry's occasional visits, Jordon manages to maul Larry with animalistic strength and escape the poor man's attempts at assistance. This is when he enters a special form of being called hellmode. Wanna read more? Go look at his species page. It's linked above. NEVERTHELESS, Jordon snaps out of it eventually, going into full-on nervous breakdown mode and loses his shit even more. The other employees band together to trap him in containment, thinking it the safest option. Looks like admitting you're a monster that's capable of snapping into violent rages and killing people ISN'T a smart idea.

Eventually, he escapes his containment room and shares a room with Harold! Besties for life! They're so cool and awesome. AHEM, that being said, they stick together from then-on, and are presently trapped in AJHQ's walls together. SO awesome.

## Gallery

Jordon after having his logo removedJordon moments before attacking AJHQJordon being kidnapped by National GeographicJordon in containmentJordon greets Anna to TC