Karen

**Karen** is a NPC in Feral. She was released on December 13th, 2019. She can be found in City Fera.

## Description

Karen is a tall, slender Seraph with thick purple-and-pink drapes. She has long purple-gray wings and seems to wear a white mask over a purple head covering.

## Quotes

* *“Oh. Well, bye then.”*
* *"Ugh, that's the LAST time I try one of OPHELIA'S recipes! I tried making her quote'unquote "foolproof" bogbery tart and it was a travesty! I used some miremelon I had on hand instead of berries and switched out the oatflower milk for low fat elderguava juice..."*
* *"...and since I simply can't stand the taste of speltagrass, I added dragonspine pulp instead-but in the end it was close to inedible! A true affront to Queen Delilah!"*

* "Next thing I know, someone will tell me to make offerings to the Watcher and other nonsense. As if I have time for THAT more than once a year. If I wanted to feel like this all the time, I'd move to the Blood Tundra!"
	+ "Were you even LISTENING? No, I'm not moving to the Blood Tundra, but it certainly feels like the Blood Tundra's INCONVENIENCING, UNCOMFORTABLE aura has moved here! WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, NO LESS! Hmph!"
	+ "Find someone who CAN help me! When I moved to City Fera, I expected elegance and glamour, not this cold aura that puts a PIT in my stomach! I won't STAND for it!"

* *"I SAW her buying talismans and sigil banners over in the Shattered Bay, and I SIMPLY WILL NOT BE OUTSHONE."*
	+ *"OOH THAT'S PERFECT! I'll put together a shrine so accurate, SO imposing that it might even be able to summon something! THAT'LL SHOW HER."*
	+ *"Oh PLEASE, like Brenda knows a lick about magic as it is, let alone the stuff that comes out at Cindernoct. No, no, this is about ME..."*

* *"Come to think of it, it's sort of a PRIVILEGE to get my support, since I have so many friends and I'm so well respected. Shouldn't the Wayfarer have to give ME gifts during Frostfete in order to convince me to spread its story? That seems more fair."*
	+ **I don't know if I agree with that.**: *"Well, it's not like I can raise the issue with the Wayfarer itself, since it has famously "not been seen for generations". Ridiculous! Worst customer service I've ever recieved from a mythical beast of legend! I'm officially BOYCOTTING Frostfete..."*
	+ **Uhh I don't think that'd make any difference to the Wayfarer.**: *"Oh, so the Wayfarer expects me to be grateful, and yet it's not even around to hear my constructive critisicm? Ridiculous... Worst customer service I've ever recieved from a mythical beast of legend... I'm BOYCOTTING Frostfete..."*

* *“Shh! Not so loud...! Listen... Brenda is planning on bringing her "famous" apple pie to the PTA bake sale for the 5th year in a row, and I'm not going to stand for it.”*
* *“Other than the fact that it’s made by a conniving witch with a black heart that’s crispier than the crust of her curs’ed pie?”*
* *“Nothing. But I hate her.”*
* *“And that’s why I need to gather up every apple you can find and bring them back to me, so she won’t have any for her recipe! HAH! Try making apple pie without APPLES, you witch!”*
* *“HAH, without Brenda’s apple pie, they’ll come crawling back to me, and I’LL be crowned president of the PTA instead of HER!”*
* *"No wonder BRENDA raved about it, she has NO taste."*
* *"Oh PLEASE, I'm sure my tiny substitutions made no difference."*
* *"Who's president of the PTA now, Brenda? Why, it's Karen! The person you called a housewife who couldn't bake her way out of a paper bag! Well who's laughing now, Brenda? WHO'S. LAUGHING. NOW."*

* *"Now, can YOU go fetch me whoever's in charge of the Blood Tundra?"*
	+ *"No, no it couldn't be. If they were in charge they wouldn't have let me yell at them so much."*
	+ *"I don't know why you can't put this together yourself-I was on a trip down the Lakeroot river when the water twisted and stranded me here!"*
* *"Now, are you going to get me some real help or not? I don't deserve to be stuck in this boat all day just because I didn't feel like "learning how to sail" before I left."*
	+ *"What are you doing just standing there, then? Tell the leader of the Blood Tundra to fetch my oars out of the lake at once-and that I'm VERY disappointed we didn't meet in person!"*
	+ *"Very funny, but I'm not laughing. Tell the leader of the Blood Tundra to fetch my oars out of the lake at once-and that I'm VERY disappointed we didn't meet in person!"*
* *"FINALLY! I'd say thank you, but this should have been handled IMMEDIATELY, so I'm not sure you deserve it... I suppose I'll save my complaints for the leader of the Blood Tundra, when I finally meet them. I do appreciate your help."*
* *"Now, how do I steer this boat back to Lakeroot..."*

## Gallery

Karen as seen in City Fera.Karen's location in City Fera.