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DS9 201

Pizza Oven Killing Shirt

*The government wants to "Make Bajor Great Again" by putting up a wall and kicking out all the aliens. Only in science fiction, right?*

*Kira and O'Brien engage the Golan-Globus Protocols to rescue some freedom fighters from the Slate Rock and Gravel Company. Why does this diplomat keep calling Kira "Teela?"*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Odo**

For being oblivious in the face of danger (graffito & why are there no cameras on the Promenade?)
Ben's pick is **Cardassian Guard**

For his very silly strut going down the hill
## Trading Cards

Hot And ActionableKinda PervyWhy Do You Want To Take Daddy's Car?Yellow Graffito Are Especially ThreateningMore Rambo 2Skeletor... Worf Calisthenics... It's The Same Mask!Ersatz HasselhoffNo Indication Was Given!
DS9 217

The Blue Beverage Of Subtext

*Dax puts on her Sgt. Foley hat (and a perfectly boob-tucked towel) to get low-rent space cadet Mayo to ring the slug bell and go home.*

*O'Brien covers DS9 in sonic peanut butter to catch space varmints. The Barry White of Klingon cuisine gets his curtain call - Fresh gagh, nice music, shitty parking. Dax and Wannabe Dax dump an entire universe like an RV septic tank.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Anyone choosing not to destroy the universe**

It's universe vs. universe
Ben's pick is **Bolian olds at 15:20**

For feeding each other at the Klingon restaurant
## Trading Cards

She's A 300-Year-Old Worm!Super Fuckable! It's In The BibleShaved FalcoreAn Unknown Mass! Right On The Tip!Whistlin' Pete!Look At You, RonTaylorThe Blue Drink Of Career Despair"Booby Trap" Callback
DIS 308

*The Disco jumps Book home to lay down some big pest strips but goes to Fleetwood Mac Alert when they find Osyraa there with a demand they give up Ryn and go their own way and a warning they will never break the Emerald Chain!*

*MUG gets a T2 rash when Culber waives a light over her! Detmer switches off her targeting computer to take out the Viridian! Book and Bro use their powers to get rid of the bugs I kept wishing the writers had named Sea Monkeys!*

## Show Bits

* MUG
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* Dadmiral
* This Old Starship
* Sicks Bay
* W/r/t

## P1 Messages

To The Void

MaxFun Subscription vs P1

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Detmer**

For jakeing Books' ship
Ben's pick is **Son of Kyheem**

For being curious about peeling skin off the lizard man
## Trading Cards

Are We About To See Culber Murdered For The Second Time In Three Seasons?She's Ruling Class Not Working Class With Nails Like ThatShe's Got A Rancor Pit Filled With Digital Goo On Her Ship!Do You Know "Baker Street"?She Has A Bit Of A Medical EmergencyThat Jaw! WTF? You Need To Choose A More Tasteful LensShe's Playing "Sabotage" So Loud!!!The Ship's Areola Amplifies Their Aquaman Powers
DS9 523

prison starbase

*The May-quees unleash Albert Ganz levels of missile aggression at Cardassia, With much less than 48 Hrs to shut it down, Sisko enacts the Reggie Hammond protocols and springs Eddington to find his old partners.*

*It's lobes vs. loaf when Nog decides he has to go full Hooks from Police Academy to get a warrior's respect. Sisko & Eddington make it to planet Bolivian Gunfight & Sisko finds out he's been Soylent Greened. The missiles are people!*

## Show Bits

* Sisko's Cooking
* Mornhammer
* Gym Shimoda
* Star Trek Caves
* The Single Brass Instrument Of Subtext

## P1 Messages

Commercial message for Greatest Discovery

Commercial message for Gym Shimoda

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Michael Eddington**

For lifetime achievement
Ben's pick is **Security Guards**

For being disinterested in the scene that is happening between Sisko and Eddington
## Trading Cards

I Signed Up For A Ferengi Cooking Class. Some Ingredients Weren't That FreshThe Dramatic Over The Shoulder Road TripYour "Farm To Table" Talk Is Really Annoying, EddingtonDon't They Teach You To Jump Up Like A Wide Receiver?Connects The Runabout's Glow Necklace To Make A Praxis ExplosionHaving Fabric Cover Your Boob Window Cleavage Is A ViolationYou're Married??? I Had Assumptions!!!Cue The Single Brass Instrument Of Traitorous Heroism
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
TNG 504

The Crystalline Entity

*The Chandelier of Death steps on its own dick when it vaporizes one of Riker's booty calls! Forget the Klingons, the Cardassians or the Romulans! It's old ladies you don't piss off!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For being off-balance responding to Carmen’s intense flirtation with him/handling her flirtation like an Akido master
Ben's pick is **Riker**

Folding his phaser so it looked like an erection in profile
## Trading Cards

She Wants Riker To Help With Population"Eat 'Em Up" RayHe's Found A Door He Can Open50% Pulaski, 50% Miss YvonneHer Tricorder Is Upside DownRiker Is Fucking Pissed!Attempt CommunicationCold As Ice!
Dr. Katz

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Dr. Katz

Dr Katz is the nickname given to ships' doctor T'Ana due to her species resembling a sentient cat. Also there was a show called Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.

After Ben and Adam refer to her as "Dr. Katz," there is always a clip of Tendi angrily shouting "Her *name* is *Dr. T'Ana!*"
Big Rod

A term pertaining to the official and goliath Star Trek machine, represented by Trek's erstwhile creator, Gene Roddenberry. Adam and Ben long to be recognized officially in some capacity by the powers that be (i.e. writing on the new show, getting a dual-reality comic book gig, etc.), and have achieved this dream by entering the pocket of Big Rod by running ads for the official Star Trek podcast, despite years of claiming they would never enter Big Rod's pocket.

Big Rod is a conundrum and a force to be reckoned with. Just ask the folks over at Axanar if you doubt this.
DS9 623

*Moogie convinces Zek to move Ferenginar in a pro-Ms. Magazine direction and he gets the boot out of office for it. Now Brunt's acting Nagus and Zek needs Quark to help him circle the horseshoe-shaped wagons to save his job.*

*When Moogie goes down to a fight coma, Zek, instead of calling Kevin Uxbridge for a quality substitute, has Quark go full Tootsie to convince the Ferengi Brawndo chairman to back Zek's "girls are good for business" platform.*

## Show Bits

* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* K urn
* Honeysticks

## P1 Messages

Love you

To Husband

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Anyone who had the chance to stop this**

For not stopping this
Ben's pick is **Leeta**

For being a bright spot in the episode
## Trading Cards

Ferenginar Is Filled With Clothed Women! Why Aren't You Interested?Did We Always Know Beetle Snuff Was Explosive?If I Have To Work In This Open Concept Call Center Ferenginar Can Fall!Maihar'Du And Maihar'Du 2 Go Chest To ChestWell, You Can't Put It Back To Neutral After ThisRom Has An Understanding. And Leeta Likes It!Season 6 Has Been Great. Why Do This?He's Learned His Lesson. Oh, Fuck It! Let's Go Get A Hand Job!
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Poster by J.J. LendL

Bit Origin: Chris Brynner

*Due to a contractual obligation for a time travel story Sisko, Dax and Bashir transport into V for Vendetta San Francisco and have to preserve one of those history-making events they usually save for the movies.*

*While Dax buddies up to techie Lyle Lovett for info and cocktail party wardrobe experiments, Sisko and Bashir have to Snake Plissken their way through John Carpenter's Tenderloin.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **O'Brien**

For not admitting fault
Ben's pick is **Biddle**

For calling Sisko "New boy"
## Trading Cards

It's The Size Of A Barrel With SuspendersIt's One Of Those Days, BenThe Chris Brynner! Holy Shit!They Dunked On "First Contact" For This!They Look Like Fascist GhostbustersHer Updo Is A 3-Hour Project With A Choked Out BirdThe Tenderloin Taco Bell Ran Out Of Refried Beans!Sisko Introduces Himself
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Black ToothbrushClip Show Device

*Burnham gives Lorca to the Emperor who rewards her with a plate of Sarushi. The cosplay fails & Burnham cops to not being the girl on the MU LinkedIn profile. On Disco, the 'shrooms have shriveled and Tyler gets a Voqectomy.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Guy who witnesses the throwing star massacre**

For being left alive and told he'll get a promotion for cleaning it up
Ben's pick is **Dr. Culber**

For there being an abrupt "jump scare" cut to Culber brushing his teeth
## Trading Cards

The CBS App Doesn't Show Unless You Click "Pause"You Know That Little Star Is Definitely Gonna Blow UpHe's Trying To Pass A Voq And The Cranberry Juice Isn't HelpingShe Can Not Not Gag!The Royal Shuriken Deaths Go OnPulaski Made Some Big Improvements On The Clip Show DeviceHave You Ever Had Mushrooms Go Bad In The Fridge? The Smell Is Awful!He's Been An MU This Entire Time!
DIS 114

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Disco's not dead! But the UFP nearly is! To stop the Klingon curb stomp the crew plans to Ben Wa Ball Qo'noS with Disco & plant a Pontiac Aztek level bomb for a High Klingonic. With MU Georgiou at the wheel!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Admiral Bob**

For phasering Lorca's fortune cookies
## Trading Cards

Her Eating His People Makes This So AwkwardJustin Guarini Hair Is Back In The FutureShe Takes Out Her Frustration On Lorca's CookiesThis Has Turned Into A Bad, Tagged Up NeighborhoodThey Drop Their Agra Business All Over This MoonStar Trek Approved Window Bum OutThis Breakup's Not Complicated, You Tried To Kill Me!Allow Me To Introduce Myself. Captain Hitler.
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Poster by J.J. LendL

*Tilly's been Carol Anned into the Shroomverse and Stamets has to Tangina Barrons a spore rope so he and Burnham can pull her back into the living room.*

*They can't believe they found Hugh. But he's dirty with a feral do. He's a deadly man, he can really rip this world apart. Watch out May he'll chew you up. Oh, here he comes. He's a spore eater!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tilly**

For delivering a line so good they flipped the screen
Ben's pick is **Saru**

Feeling awkward about his lack of ganglia
## Trading Cards

She Doesn't Touch Tilly's Pillow 'Cause It's Fucking GrossGet The Names So This Is Not A ShoclJust Got Back From SpainDon't "Riker Lean"Dip The ShipNot Been Using His Black ToothbrushIt's Happens Twice An EpisodeReal Taint Shot
Drunk Shimoda: Voyager

Main article: Drunk Shimoda

The Voyager rankings:

* 10.5 - Neelix
* 7 - Chakotay
* 5 - Harry Kim
* 5 - The Doctor
* 5 - Tom Paris
* 3 - Seska
* 3 - Janeway
* 2 - Tuvok
* 1 - Kes
* 0.5 - B'Elanna Torres
* 0 - Seven of Nine

For the purposes of scoring, half points are awarded to characters who only *share* one of the hosts' distinction for that episode.
DS9 613

Poster by J.J. LendL

*It's a real Reese's "You got your Guardian of Forever in my DS9" moment when Sisko lands on Paramount's '50s backlot! Why's he there? How's he get home? Are those the glasses McCoy gives Kirk in TWOK? So many questions!*

*It's some real anti-Happy Days for Sisko trying to make it as a proto-blogger. For some reason Jake isn't there to guide him through his writer fantasy since he already did that. Eventually he wakes up Pam Ewing style.*

## Show Bits

* Food's Back On The Menu Boys!‏‎
* For Some Reason Jimmy
* Jazz Horse
* Ball Kicking Machine
* Episode Over-Cut to theme

## P1 Messages

Beer Commercial

Quarantine Relistener

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Willie**

For hitting on Bennys' girl in front of him
## Trading Cards

It's Not Comfortable When Your Parents Come To Where You WorkHe's Dressed Like Ben Was When He Asked For The Grocery JobHe's Definitely Based On J.K. WoodwardMove On! We Gotta Get Back To Chain Smoking And Perpetrating OppressionIt's Like He's Writing His Own StoryFor Some Reason Jimmy Has Been Shot!You Can't Fire Benny Russell Because Benny Russell Fucking Quits!I Didn't Do Anything. You Seem Better Though
DS9 221

Maquis Klingon

Maques/Maquis

*Cal says Sisko needs him on that wall, then goes full Jessup and dustbusters the diplomacy right off Sisko's face! Will Starfleet order a Code Red? Does Cal eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cardassians trained to kill him?*

*Sisko Delta Forces Dukat away from the Maquis and uses him to cut off the Air Cardassia gunrunning to the DMZ, while hopefully avoiding a Sheen/Brando-like confrontation with Cal!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Calvin Hudson**

Because he deserves to have more than one Drunk Shimoda
Ben's pick is **Calvin Hudson**

For being a foil for Sisko
## Trading Cards

Cal-vin Hud-son Clap... Clap... Clap- Clap- ClapDid Three Main Cast Members Just Get Murked?!The Tight Bun Herself Is On The Scene!No Toilet. No Drain In The Floor. What Is Happening?Not As Upsetting As Star Trek VIMr. Fantastics Heads Sweater Vest Guy!No Beef. Yes Swine.Goddamn It! I Just Sprayed Foam All Over My Computer!The Moment Young Ben Looked Up The Word "Inevitable"
DS9 511

Lupaza, a former Shakaar resistance cell member

*Lethal tea lites. TMP transporter settings. Ben and Adam's favorite way to die. They're all being used to pick off Kira's old resistance cell "I Know What You Did Last Occupation" style!*

*Her badge is on the desk but the gun is firmly in hand. Kira goes rogue cop to find her tormentor, who is covered in recycled Tommy Lee Jones "Batman Forever" loaf and clearly never heard Scott Evil's speech.*

## P1 Messages

Birthday Message

Ii1

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Security Guard**

For getting his ass kicked and not getting an apology
Ben's pick is **Lupaza and Furel**

For whispering behind Kira's back
## Trading Cards

The Rarest Way To Die. A Freak Praying AccidentSet Transporter To "Extra Crispy"Her Security Needs WorkShe Grabbed A Star In Mario Bros!Risks Getting Fried By Transporter And Lies To Her Best Friend. Any Hardcore Doubts?A Real Phantom Of The Opera FaceAnesthetic Misfire! Commence With The Ass Kicking!The Phaser Was Not Set On "Stun And Imprison"
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
DS9 716

The Romulan Continuing Committee

*I spy something that begins with "B"! Julian gets tapped by Sloan to play agent Double-Oh-Deep Space Nine. But what he finds coming from Romulus isn't love, it's assassination!*

*Bashir and Sloan get caught spying and are brought before a most excellent judicial breadbox. After Sloan gets sentenced to gore setting, Bashir confronts Ross for dealing below the belt buckle!*

## Show Bits

* RSVP
* K urn
* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* Admiral Belt Buckle
* W/r/t
* Clip Show Device
* Catbasket

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sloan**

for doing spy stuff
Ben's pick is **Admiral Belt Buckle**

for coughing after drinking real alcohol
## Trading Cards

You Think The Romulans Are Gray, Garak? You're The Grayest Fucking Thing On Screen!There's A Real Power Imbalance In The CostumingHere's To Reusing The Voyager SetsThis Flight Pattern Is Very Dangerous!You Do Not Want The Romulan Clip Show DevicesThe Moment Every Lawyer Dreams OfAre They Off To Kill Duras????Still Feel Like A Genius, Doctor?
Captain Potter

A transporter accident turns Captain Picard and a few other characters into preteens during TNG Season 6, Episode 7, "Rascals." Due to his age and his English accent, Ben and Adam did impressions of him with iconic Harry Potter music in the background. This bit is very occasionally subsequently triggered by references to this episode or imagining Captain Picard as a child.
DS9 106

A Hunter from the Gamma Quadrant.

*The crew meets an iguana from the Delta Quadrant with poor social skills and a need to play "Hide and Seek" to the death! Some aliens from Planet Daft Punk try to make Tosk into a pair of boots! But they didn't count on pissing off the Chief!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tosk**

For his "crack shot" at the other hunters that somehow hits multiple people
Ben's pick is **Tosk**

For the level of incredulity he maintains while its revealed how multiple people are hunting him
## Trading Cards

Diplomatic BumblingDoesn't Know How To StandWhere Dem Guns At?It Would Be Great If He Picked Up A ViceCollege Future Robot MascotsLethargic FirefightThey Don't Count On FriendshipMuch More Exciting Than The Firefight!
DS9 215

The punishment box

*Brien and Sisko are stuck on planet New Haight-Ashbury with another lost Federation colony that's got replicatorphobia but damn sure hasn't given up on Pantene.*

*Female Strother Martin wants Cool Hand Sisko out of his uniform, but not in a good way. Then O'Brien has to drop his space drawers to keep from getting "Deliveranced." It's a tale of two pairs of pants.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Lady in purple at 40:53**

For showing up in multiple shots in a way that breaks continuity
Ben's pick is **O'Brien**

For just punching the phaser button without caring what it's pointed at
## Trading Cards

Humans Outside The Federation Are Always Such WeirdosA Welcome This Warm Comes With An OrgyEveryone's Hair Looks Fucking Great!An Attractive Lady Bearing LubricantCue Single Brass Instrument Of Unjust Imprisonment"There Are Four Lights!" MomentLike The First Season Of "Lost"Starfleet Underpants
DS9 312

Poster by J.J. LendL

Chris Brynner

*While Kira and O'Brien do their best Phineas Bogg and Jeffrey Jones impersonations Omni-ing through time, Sisko, Dax and Bashir are having no luck keeping the city by the bay from turning into 21st Century Fort Apache, The Bronx.*

*Sisko tries to swing the popular vote by having everyone at the DMV make "Lowered Expectations" videos. Outside, the cops are cranking up the Barry De Vorzon theme and chanting "you're either S.W.A.T. or you're not!"*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chris Brynner**

Not going through any crisis when making the decision to throw everything in his life away
Ben's pick is **Sisko**

For being late in understanding that he was Gabriel Bell
## Trading Cards

Who Grieves For Chris Brynner Of Brynner Information Systems?Tuxedo. A Slam Dunk In Any Time PeriodBiddle Has A Plan. Would You Like To Know What That Is, Ben?O'Brien Knows What's Happening Here"Ninja Turtles" Out Of The SewersLong Standing Star Trek "Big Weird"Pendleton Vest: Garment Of The Beer BrewerCounter Offer: S.W.A.T. Team!The Wikipedia Article
DS9 401

Poster by J.J. LendL

*The DS9 crew opts to play paintball to get ready for invasion. However, the Klingons are running their goop hunt using old TSA regulations and it's pissing everyone off. Sisko decides to fight loaf with loaf. Enter Worf!*

*The Klingons are convinced the Alpha Quadrant is full of Klopeks and they're ready to dump every garbage can to prove it. Sisko sends Worf to Ray Peterson their basement for intel. What he finds is the toupee of war!*

*The Klingons believe the Cardis have been gooped so they go Calumet, Colorado, on their homeworld. The Defiant swoops in, grabs Dukat & hauls ass for DS9 with the Klingon fleet trying to blow them right off the park bench!*

*Gowron thinks he's gonna roll DS9 but it's packing heat like a west coast rap party! The Klingons go below the hard deck. Morn gets a drink. Opportunity knocks at Worf's door, which is the worst place it could knock!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Morn**

For his "Fuck this" attitude and being the first person through the door when the bar re-opens
Ben's pick is **Quark**

For pouring beer and root beer from the same coffee pitcher
## Trading Cards

Bashir Would Have Died In A Real Goop ScenarioExchange Gifts For No Reason StageKaybok Dead!!!The Cha'Dich Is On The Other FootAdam Like!He Will Always Flip You OverI Could Have Been The Bottle. Maybe You Peed Me OutSaigon Is About To FallNavy WifeificationTotally Lit CombatThey Got All The Models Off The ShelfThey Got Some Old Steel Floating Out ThereOPS Is Two Bodies DeepThe Backup Fleet ArrivesMorn's The First Through The DoorLooks Good In Red
DIS 107

Poster by J.J. LendL

*This IS a party! This IS a Disco! But Mudd ain't got no time for that now! He does have time to use his wrist Tardis to psycho Phil Connors kill Lorca a bunch and grab Disco for the Klingons.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tilly**

For actually being drunk while she examines the Gormagander in her party clothes and high-heels
Ben's pick is **Lorca**

For initially being the most chill and then acting the most incongruously (e.g. calling the whale a 'fish' but having his own lab onboard)
## Trading Cards

On Lorca's Ship The Booze Is Real!He's So Happy The Techno Stigmata Alleviates His Nipple TraumaSensors Indicate It's More Interesting Than Tin ManThat Doesn't Seem RightWasting Lorca "Groundhog Day" StyleShould We Skip Straight To That?Lozenge-Sized Dark Matter Is Too Much For One PersonHow Do You Not Get Lithgow For This?!?!
TNG 125

## Effectively Gross

A security officer and Rear Admiral Savar (possessed by the parasitic being) eat worms.

## Bits

### Shimoda B

Lt. Rando

Bit origin Nubbin

## TNG 125

### Next Episode

The Riker Collection
Five Dollar Carnival Guitar

*When Captain Picard's old friend sends him a "U up?" message in the middle of the night, it's enough to send the Enterprise back to Earth to investigate evidence of a Federation conspiracy. There, the crew is reunited with some familiar faces: Inspector General Dexter Remmick and Admiral Gregory "Roundhouse" Quinn. Does Dytallix B cause hair loss? Is Picard impervious to being "Picosby-ed"? Who keeps putting all these glass coffee tables on board starships? It's a super-sized podcast where we make the case for writing future Star Trek episodes!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For confidence beaming down to Starfleet w/ no weapon or plan
Ben's pick is **The Random yellowshirt Lieutenant who eats bugs with the admirals**

For perhaps just trying to suck up to them
## Trading Cards

Commander Remmick: Peaceful Co-ExistenceWhat Color was the Boathouse at Your College?A Trapper Keeper with a Pink BugLet Me Show You... "ZIP!"Crusher Fucking Lights Him Up!Nubbin!!He's Seen the Roofie TrickYou Just Start Screaming!That is NOT Going to Buff Out!
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Poster by J.J. LendL

*Garak is acting like he got hold of some tar-based Webscoe Kryptonite and keeps getting intimate with the floor. Bashir finds Garak actually has an ecstasy chip in his brain with the "on" button glued down.*

*Bashir wraps a wet towel around Garak's head & gets his ass to Cardassia to find Garak's old boss, Cardassian Cohaagan, and get the parental code for the chip. Why is Bashir going the extra mile for Garak? That's what frenemies are for.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Garak**

For getting the drunkest
Ben's pick is **Quark**

Because the security shutters are flimsy
## Trading Cards

Wubba Lubba Dub-DubThis Plant Is UncircumcisedHe's Been OverservedIntense Close Ups!Caught With His RigNo One Is Mining DS9 For Superhero FilmsSteve Sanders' Mom Is Back!I Don't Have To Save Him. Now, Tell Me About Those Voles.
Kevin Uxbridge

An impression of special conscience. Based on the immortally deus ex machiney character Kevin Uxbridge from the season three episode "The Survivors", Ben and Adam (mostly Adam) often perform impersonations accompanied by ice cream truck music (of either Adam's preference for the West Coast's "Turkey in the Straw" or Ben's preference for the East Coast's "Mr. Softee Jingle" version). They frequently allude to Kevin's side business of making Real Dolls, in addition to his other assorted genocidal activities.

Ben briefly switched the format to a personal interview with Adam's Uxbridge impression, much to Adam's chagrin, but it has more lately been a free-for-all go to for moments of pod levity. Kevin is the most common impression go-to for our intrepid hosts, and there is no law to fit this crime.

### Music Box Audio

* Mr. Frostee Version (East Coast)
* Turkey In The Straw (West Coast)
DIS 111

Poster by J.J. LendL

McLaughlin Group

*Burnham & Tyler find the Rebellion hiding in Bedrock Quarrel & Gravel & tell them to split. But like a Houston Astros manager, the Emperor steals Burnham's play, drops a full spread & reveals herself to be "Special Guest Star"!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Lorca**

For smirking when Burnham doesn't salute the Empress immediately
Ben's pick is **Seru**

For his cockiness after beaming Ash Tyler aboard
## Trading Cards

Well, That's Some Real Haunted House VibesThey Have A Really Different Relationship HerePetaq-Lin GroupIt's Like Looking In A Mirror...Universe!He's Got The Crazy Facial Hair!It Worked When We Dropped Them On RipperPremature Torpedo EjectionAdam Called It!!! Full Emperor Collar
DS9 408

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Cue the Oingo Boingo soundtrack because Nog's off to college! Quark offers him a ride in Jon Voight's LeBaron. But when the pedal sticks & the glove box pencil turns out to be kemocite they time jump to Friendly Fire era Earth!*

*Quark, Rom & Nog are on a 1947 army base run by Adam's multi-great grandpa! Quark tries to Howard Hughes his way out but ends up in a sticky spot. Odo frees them & they "Jones in the Fridge" their way home. Time Crystals...my ass!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Nog**

For asking for, and receiving, a handjob
Ben's pick is **Worf**

Putting Nog's tooth sharpener in his mouth without disinfecting it
## Trading Cards

Wash It Before You Stick It In Your Mouth!An RV VibeFind "Ernest Goes To Jail" DropsCommunication Is The Big ProblemThe Ears Don't Ejaculate... Right?Not A Fan Of The Hard SellDisguised As A Spare SaverTime Travel's So Easy
TNG 107

Miles O'Brien attempts to separate Ssestar and Badar N'D'D.

Joke Origin: Worf Lightning

*When Worf gets shocked working on an electrical panel, he learns a hard lesson about what happens when you try to do a union guy's job. Meanwhile, a bunch of Cantina Aliens are exploiting the "no door locks" policy on the Enterprise. Later, Data takes up smoking a pipe, and Picard demonstrates the advantages of backing up his information into the cloud. Endings don't get more abrupt, especially for Engineer Singh.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tasha Yar**

For not doing anything to stop Picard from acting crazy or the aliens from killing each other
Ben's pick is **Alien Delegates**

For acting childish
## Trading Cards

Your Standard Fish vs. Dog StoryThe Greatest Worf ScreamSome Capital "A" ActingWell, I Think You Should Submit to a Psych Screening
This Old Starship

"This Old Starship" is a running joke performed by both Adam and Ben in which they affect Boston (BAH-STON) accents similar to those of the hosts of the long-running PBS television show "This Old House," most notably the exaggerated accent of Norm Abram, master carpenter and flannel model.

Ben and Adam apply architecture and house building terminology as used by the TOH hosts to sets and areas of the Enterprise while trying to maintain cartoonishly Abram-esque Boston accents.

Typically, the bit begins with an introduction similar to "Now if you're going to eject the warp core,..". Like most running impressions on the show, it is usually accompanied by background music.

Penny nails are often discussed.

Some unaware viewers have assumed that Ben is trying to do a Peter Griffin accent. They are wrong.

Other unaware viewers have assumed it is a Bob Vila impersonation. Also wrong.
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Poster by J.J. LendL

Callback to TNG 624

*The swinging dick of the Entrepreneur is on DS9 & he's very Bajor-curious. But when he decides to make war & not love by going Randall Raines & stealing the U.S.S. Eleanor it becomes clear this Riker deals from a very different deck.*

*With Riker, Thomas kimbleing with the "May-quies" toward Cardassia, Sisko & Dukat start a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse & doghouse in that area.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sisko and Dukat**

For looking at each other and then looking away multiple times
Ben's pick is **Sisko**

Being selectively outraged regarding rules
## Trading Cards

I Don't Know If I've Ever Had A Good Tamale!There's A Fifth ThingFills The Frame With CharismaTransporter Accident! Another Will Riker! Fuck You!The Haircut Scott Adams Would DrawThird Thing On My Resume Is Terrorist! I Have Some Thoughts!They Saved Their Budget For The FinaleTakes One For The Road
DS9 214

Pakled looking for something to make him drunk

O'Brien hates his family

*O'Brien's just an average man, with an average life. He works on DS9 and he kind of hates his wife. But he feels all alone because he makes the crew groan; and he's in a plot straight from the Twilight Zone!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sisko**

For holding off on telling Jake that O'Brien is a replicant
Ben's pick is **Replicant O'Brien**

For his face when told that he and his wife are at home alone that night
## Trading Cards

No Fucking Reason Why Keiko Would Make Her Least Favorite MealWhen Did It All Go Wrong?I Need To Watch This Episode While We Eat. I'm Recording First Thing With Adam.How Do You Build Paranoia?The Restrooms On All The Pylons Are DownOrifices Being Is Not Fun...Unless It Is!She's Got Great "Creep Face"When The Mailroom Guy Calls The CEOReplicant O'Brien
Raw Materials

Where are you going to get the raw materials?

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Raw Materials

Materials is based on a story Ben told in Butter Knife Bat'leth in which an elementary school aged Ben drew some ideas for some new Star Trek characters. He showed these drawings to his sometime friend Alex suggesting that he may send them into whoever was making Star Trek figurines at that time and see if "they would make a couple of them".

Alex's response was to question where he was going to get the raw materials for his figurines and spent the next year taunting Ben by chanting "Raw materials! Raw Materials!" whenever he saw him.
VOY 116

Every day is leg day!

*Tuvok is told to toughen up on the Mayquees crew with "needs improvement" on their performance reviews. However, his Reisman-like methods are met with not so subtle resistance. And, the ship's gel packs are turning to bio barf bags.*

*Neelix has cut the cheese that made the gel packs lactose intolerant. Now, things are no gouda because the ship is sick, the Mayquees get trapped like rats with Tuvok & everyone's nerves are being grated. Things are dairy bad!*

## Show Bits

* Ball Kicking Machine
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise

## P1 Messages

Promo: Novel

7 years late

Happy Aniversary

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chakotay**

For having a great day
Ben's pick is **Neelix**

For not reading the room
## Trading Cards

Are These Brats Recycled From The Nexus?Looks Like BLT Should Have Handled The Mayqees Breakfast Club Scared Straight InterventionThis Is The Most We've Ever Like Cha-Ko-TayDon't Be Running Bio Bits On BLT, DocThe Bullied Often Become The Bullies, Huh Harry?This Feels Like It's Neelix's Fault...And It IsYou Can Barely Detect The Knuck On TheseHolograms Get Skip Applying The Stage Sweat
VOY 218

The Q scarecrow

*There's a whole new Q on the Voyager who instead of messing with the crew's lives wants to end his own! When original recipe Q shows up to argue against that the only option is to let Judge Janeway hold court.*

*Despite their quick talking and finger snapping, and OG Q's after hours bribery, Janeway brings the metaphorical gavel down in favor of NuQ and sentences him to human life. But will he live out his sentence?*

## Show Bits

* Freshen Up
* Borgs
* Star Trek Caves
* Doc Holoday

## P1 Messages

Impression Request

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Maury Ginsberg**

For being a mismatch for the show
Ben's pick is **Neelix**

For making everything about himself
## Trading Cards

I Know All About This Q Shit And I'm Not Letting It Go Down!You Should Have Hid In "The Big Bang Theory" Since No One Watches ThatRepresenting Yourself Is Normally A Bad SignA Famous Scientist. A Famous Starfleet. And Maury Ginsburg?It's A Real 4:3 PrisonThe Q Continuum Is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?He's Always Popping Up In BedsWhat A Waste. We Would Have Kept You With Brad Dourif
STLD 0104

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Mariner's work ethic hits Office Space levels so Captain Freeman trolls her with a full up-pip into officer's country! Tendi pisses off the most uptight hippie and when it comes to making amends she definitely does not reach!*

*The tandem tow job goes bad & covers the Merced & Cerritos in Genesis goo! To make protomatters worse, Mariner has to deal with "Momtain" Freeman's not-so-passive aggression & Tendi's new best friend needs some cosmic aloe vera!*

## Show Bits

* McLaughlin Group
* Bangers
* Tin MAN
* Riker Lean
* Dr. Katz

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Mariner**

for her incredulity at the idea of a friendly poker game
Ben's pick is **Lt. Shaxs**

For squatting away the turbolift warning sign
## Trading Cards

She's Yawning At Them, Not With ThemWe Knew This Was A Real Job!!!!Sorry, Great Bird. He's Not Into A Future With No Conflict.Boimler Gets Pip CuckedWhy Are There Four Cards In This Poker Game?!?! This Sucks Compared To Galaxy Class Poker!Ascending Is Actually... Bad!!!!That's The Model We Want To See At The Next STLVSen-Soars??? Now Say "In-tear-o-gate"
DS9 115

Self-sealing stem bolts still in their packaging.

Origin: Pizza Oven Killing Shirt

*Its a displaced "Family Affair" when Kira has to tell Bajoran Uncle Bill to pack up Jody and Buffy before his home gets turned into "Dante's Peak"!*

*Kira uses all the tools at her command (and under her uniform) to peacefully resolve the pizza franchise location problem. She's nice...until it's time not to be nice!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Middle-aged woman looking at Jake raising his arm**

At 14:10, Jake fist pumps by himself next to a woman drinking alone
Ben's pick is **Old Farmhand**

At 25:09, for his visible dejection about his struggle
## Trading Cards

Not Many Cards Beat "Ensign Ro"Would You Like To Live In The Lava Lamp District?The Principal Is Just Trying To Have A DrinkThe Last Thing You Want When You Are An "Old"There's A Lot Going On Under That TunicI Ran Into Adam In L.A.You Can Get A Pizza Pn Bajor, Bitch!When You Are On Bajor, You And I Can Be Friends?
STLD 0109

Party crashing the executive retreat.

*The Lower Deckers are brought to the Undiscovered Country trial playset to prove Starfleet is in complete control of every situation. The only problem with that...their testimony. All of it!*

*Turns out Clar isn't a lawyer! He's the dude in the box who wants to party all the time and talk about how the Cerritos is awesome. Now he knows talking to workers instead of bosses gets an entirely different performance review.*

## Show Bits

* Dr. Katz
* USS Entrepreneur
* Mr. Bajoran Relic
* Gore Weapons
* Girders

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Offscreen guy**

for yelling "Oh Hell Yeah Jet!"
Ben's pick is **Winger & Lt. Lemonts**

for living their lives
## Trading Cards

This Is On Freeman. She Shouldn't Let Mariner FreelanceEverything About Dr. Migleemo Is So TweedyIf The Whole Episode Was This It Would Have Been The Biggest Troll JobGreat Theoretical Use Of A Star Trek ThingIf The Enterprise D Was A Frisbee The Cerritos Is A Paper Plate At A PicnicThe Reality Bending Becomes Very ComplicatedJet Rules! Boimler Drools!Davinci Ends The Show With Real Guns Instead Of Fingerguns
DIS 202

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Disco gets it's fungus on and jumps hella far after a fading space pimple. What they find is Planet Walnut Grove with your standard Trek farmers and one guy who looks after the abandoned Radio Shack.*

*While the landing party hunts for the source of the frontier E.A.M., the Disco crew has to prevent Armageddon! You don't wanna close your eyes! You don't wanna fall asleep! You won't wanna to miss a thing!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jacob**

For using a grenade that his society can't make
Ben's pick is **Michael Burnham**

For having a dirty mind
## Trading Cards

Brought In Some Fashionable Mid-Century Modern FurnitureClearly Creamed His JeansGets Fucked Up In The Process!Just A Series Of Ransom NotesJust Lays Into Tilly!He's On To ThemDropping That Thing Out Of The Discovery ChuteA Griswold Amount Of Light
TNG 625

Picard begins to suffer the effects of temporal narcosis

Bread BoxPotted Plants
50 Year Old Ensign

*Our crew and some Breadboxes get Johnny Hates Jazz-ed by some horny space chiggers. This episode wins the prize for most "Deanna Troi looks shocked/scared" moments. You go, plant!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Picard**

For his weird temporal narcosis moment in Engineering
## Trading Cards

Subjected To A Lot Of ScrapesIt's Fun To Do Impressions, Isn't It?Can You Imagine Having One Old Hand?Love Interest Shot? Noted.There Is No Way That's The Bends!Good Thing We Were Where We WereWas This Guy Here Before?Age-Appropriate Ensign
The Picard Song

**The Picard Song** is a remix track created by the musician DarkMateria, which uses sequenced quotes by the character Jean-Luc Picard from the science fiction television series *Star Trek: The Next Generation* (the preceding sentence is one I wrote myself, which I totally didn't find on knowyourmeme.com and just copy & paste into this article). Segments of the song serve as an intro and lead-out of every Greatest Generation podcast; brief clips of the song also serve as bumpers between various segments & ads within each podcast.

Despite Adam and Ben giving credit & thanks to DarkMateria for the song in each podcast, and despite the ease of entering the words "picard song" into any search engine & receiving dozens of results, viewers continue to pester Adam and Ben for information about the song.
Raz and Plaveem

A list of all episodes as of Episode 163 "Spit Roast Big Dogging (S7E12)" featuring missives from Raz, Plaveem, various family members, and Raz/Plaveem fans. Time code indicates the P1 music cue.

* Episode 118: "Resting Grief Face (S5E19)", 48:08
	+ Plaveem to Raz; Plaveem to Raz (Note: Ben clarifies that the spelling is different between the two messages. Hereafter, "Raz" is assumed to be the acceptable spelling for the rest of this list.)
	+ Transcript: "'**Adam:**Ben, we have 2 Personal Priority 1 messages this episode, uh, and the first one is from Plaveem and it is for Raz. Message goes like this:*'This is a way better use of $100 than that crappy strip club in Fort Lauderdale. Though we did catch a lot of tuna.'* Oh Plaveem, that's-- come on, man. That's not a nice thing to say."
	+ **Ben*:*** "Gimme a break. Well, the second Priority 1 message is from Plaveem, and it is to Raz. I'm noticing that the 'Raz' that the first one was to was only with one 'z' but the 'Raz' in the second one here is with two 'z's', so it may be a different Raz, who knows? Let's see what it says, it says*:* *'Wait! It was Miami Beach, not Fort Lauderdale. Anyway, the strippers at Tony's bachelor party did dirtier stuff, and that's where you told me about this podcast.'*
* Episode 129: "The Good Chills (S6E4)", 46:37
	+ Raz to Plaveem, Raz to Plaveem
* Episode 130: "Munch Longevity (S6E5)", 49:41
	+ Plaveem to Raz
* Episode 136: "No Stranger to Terrible Implants (S6E11)", 48:47
	+ Plaveem to Claudia, Wife of Raz
* Episode 138: "Pretty Rough for a First Timer (S6E13)", 49:37
	+ Jessica to Mike (A Trojan Plaveem)
* Episode 141: "He's Not My Android (S6E16)", 1:02:04
	+ Plaveem to Raz
* Episode 146: "(A Man With) Very Suspicious Loaf (S6E21)", 49:20
	+ Commercial P1 for a Plaveem ointment
* Episode 152: "A Fun Face for Science Fiction (S7E1)", 1:07:15
	+ 'Canadians for Plaveem' to 'Razcals' everywhere
* Episode 154: "A Hat Under a Hat (S7E3)", 51:00
	+ Claudia, Wife of Raz to Plaveem
* Episode 155: "Foam Stone Holocaust (S7E4)", 47:46
	+ 'Razcals' to Plaveem
* Episode 163: "Spit Roast Big Dogging (S7E12)", 50:20
	+ Plaveem and Raz to Pran-man and the front porch campaigner
	+ Raz and Plaveem's group therapist to Raz and Plaveem
* Episode 164 "Any Pixel in a Storm (S7E13)", 53:45
	+ #razcals want Plaveem to go fuck himself NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
* Episode 172: "Butter Knife Bat'leth (S7E21)", 48:45
	+ Charlie thanks Raz and Plaveem for post-Milwaukee show antics
* Episode 173: Young Liza Minnelli & Old Billy Eichner (S7E22), 44:28
	+ The "Remember the Husnock Foundation" discusses Raz and Plaveem at Milwaukee, tell Plaveem to go fuck himself
	+ "I Live Alone, Age 41 with a Cat. Happy Now?" tells Raz or Plaveem, which ever it is they hate more now, to go fuck themself.
* Episode 179: "Wormhole Ambergris (S1E1)", 58:30
	+ The City of Milwaukee invites Raz and Plaveem to go fuck themselves.
* Episode 181: "The Red Bucket (DS9 S1E3)", 52:12
	+ Plaveem is pooping!!!!!! Trager is the worst
TNG 220

## Level 69

A list of holographic programs available to crewmembers of the USS Enterprise-D.

## Bits

### Shimoda x2

Worf

Glass Top Coffee Tables

## TNG 220

### Next Episode

Covered in a Fish
A Tat for Every Tit

*When unfrozen caveman Klingons are about to thaw out in a nice suburban neighborhood, Starfleet sends their sexiest emissary to try to talk Picard into a murder-based solution to the problem. Tensions rise when Worf can’t keep his cool around his lab partner, but Troi has some zit popping videos on her iPad that help everyone calm down. Is Data the ship’s best cock-blocker? Is K’Ehleyr going to get picked in The Bachelor? Is Worf a cigar store Indian? It’s the episode in which we try to get CBS to jerk our udders.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

For actually getting command of the Enterprise for his charade (1/2 Shimoda to Picard for giving it)
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For losing his cool during the meeting
## Trading Cards

Like A Bondage Scuba MaskGot The Last Rental Car On The LotYou Look Like That Hot Vulcan DoctorThat Table Dead!Power Glove!Increase To Level 69All Gussied Up
DS9 509

The USS Rio Grande crashed on an unnamed Class L planet

*It's bachelor time when Jake and Nog move into the Neil Simon Suite of DS9 but it's no way, NoJa, to a peaceful coexistence. Things are worse for Odo and Quark who've Sullenberged their Winnebago into Planet Uruguay Rugby Team.*

*Jake and Nog have reached Hawkeye/Winchester levels of antagonism and can't work it out because they forgot to put a railing in the apartment. Wouldn't some Star Trek V rocket boots help Quark & Odo now? Why aren't they standard issue?*

## Opening Segment

"The most dangerous episode ever recorded."

## Show Bits

* Jackie and Laurie
* K urn
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise

## P1 Messages

Commercial message: Get help

Kevin Uxbridge
Personal message: Digital tip

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Quark**

For delivering a line facing away from camera
Ben's pick is **Nog**

For going to work straight from working out
## Trading Cards

The Last Thing He Packs Is Three FleshlightsIf It's An Orion Bomb Why Isn't It Green?Lazy Day Versus Arm DayOne Glove Each. Gotta Be FairYou Pigstyed The Place 9 Hours! We're Breaking Up!The Most Vivid Illustration Of Being A SolidI Love You, You AssholeWhy Didn't You Beam Me To The Infirmary?
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
STLD 0105

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Boimler's girlfriend didn't just come with the frame! She's real! A little too real...and smart...and hot for Mariner to accept. Her not unjustified Trek relationship suspicion starts giving Bradford the boyfriend yips.*

*Beckett and Barbara get their glass table diplomacy on to solve the parasite problem. Captain Freeman shoots the moon...literally. Tendi and Rutherford do what Data should have done. They grab the transfer PADD and run!*

## Show Bits

* Dr. Katz
* Nubbin
* McLaughlin Group

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Mariner**

for pushing people out of the way that were'nt in her way
Ben's pick is **Capt. Freeman**

for turning on the rich instantly
## Trading Cards

She's Not A Hologram! And She Makes Mariner Incredulous And NauseatedHe Keeps Drinking While Firing His Phaser! Now That's A Deep Background Shimoda Move!Sexy And Weird Is A Real Problematic Vibe To CultivateHer Uniform Says "Medical" But Her Underwear Says "Command"It's Not A Generous Black BarThey Argu-Fight Their Way To An UnderstandingStar Trek Hates The Rich! Fire!They Just Punch Through Adam's Cynicism
DS9 513

A Cardassian transport in orbit of Quatal Prime.

*He's got your name & he's got your number. He's coming after you, Eddington. Sisko's got a job to do: to butter 2nd Lt. Toast with justice! But Toast isn't crumbling. His malware victories Pinto the Lil' D & put Sisko on desk duty.*

*Sisko fires a full spread of withering looks at Eddington as he competently Wile E. Coyote's his way through the fleet. But, Eddington's Kindle-slap inspires Sisko to fight Agent Orange with Agent Orange.*

## Show Bits

* Lt. Toast
* Star Trek Caves
* Maques/Maquis
* Conferences are Dangerous
* Vichy Frenchman
* Sabo
* The Little D
* McLaughlin Group

## P1 Messages

To Ben and Adam

Sleeper assassin activation phrase

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Odo**

For throwing monster shade
Ben's pick is **Dax**

For asking Sisko if starfleet fired him (does she get his job?)
## Trading Cards

It's A Real AirBnB Type Of TerrorismHula Hoop Holo Emitter! Didn't Pike Order This Ripped Out?Ben Was Sincerely Afraid For Terry FarrellIs She "Denise Richards" Piloting This Ship?He Tennis Courts Are Ruined. Her Frozen Beverage Machine Is Offline. They're Buzz Killed.I Know You Told Me Not To Open The Attachment But I Opened The AttachmentWe Both Know You're Gonna Go Save That Drain Cleaner I Shot. Buh-Bye!Think Sisko's Bluffing About Killing Your Planet, Huh?
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
Un-adjective X-Men

When Bashir's peers (who may or may not be queers) come over for beers he braves everyone's sneers and calls for volunteers. These racketeers are no buccaneers but they conquer their fears to win the war in a few years.

Sorry, that got away from me.

When the only other known members of Dr. Julian's species (humans whose genes have been meddled with) come over, Ben and Adam latch onto their defining trait of being basically, mutants.

But unlike other well-known, well-loved and arguably better adjusted mutants, this group is... not popular.

So they coined the phrase "Unpopular  X-Men". With the theme song flourish from the awesome '90s animated series. But like so many of us, they couldn't leave well enough alone, and soon added other monikers. This turned into a running bit over several episodes.
Rockin' Knuck

An Edo gentleman from Season 1 Episode 8 "Justice" rocking some serious knuck.

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Rockin' Knuck

A term derived from "Moose Knuckle", a charming euphemism for a man's visible groin bulge and the awkward sag from lower garments being hiked up a bit too far. Adam and Ben have been keeping a close eye on the many times characters, both minor and main, have been rockin' their knucks without shame.

A brief controversy arose concerning this term with one of the show's viewers who chastised Adam and Ben for use of this term in reference to men, and not women, as the viewer assumed. Ben quickly dispatched the evidence and the viewer eventually was forced to apologize for being wrong. So, so wrong.

### Notable Examples

The genesis of the term, TNG 108
The first occurance of "Moose Knuckle" being uttered on the show, TNG 108
The coinage of "Mount Knuckmore" and the knucks therein immortalized, TNG 325
VOY 105

Being a hologram is a fake slap in the face

*Neelix thinks glomming onto an away team will be a breath of fresh air. Turns out it's no air at all when he gets his lungs jaked and winds up trapped in a form-fitting holodeck like a teenaged John Travolta!*

*Janeway's willing to fight to Neelix's last breath to get his air sacs back from the thieving aliens who must be descendants of Emil from RoboCop! But, much like a kid licking all the desserts at dinner, they've laid claim in a terrible way!*

## Show Bits

* Maques/Maquis
* Borgs
* Star Trek Caves
* Dustbuster Club

## P1 Messages

Promo Message: Book

Personal Message: From Wormhole Aliens

Drops Drops Drops
## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Neelix**

For building a kitchen in the captains' private dining room
Ben's pick is **Motura**

For wanting dead people organs
## Trading Cards

It Seems No More Dangerous Than Refining Raw DilithiumNeelix Finds Out What Fucking Around On An Away Team Gets YouHis Lungs Were Removed By Transporter, Which Is Exactly How The Marlboro Man DiedHave They Beamed Into A Restaurant Where The Offal Is Brining?So...Everything Works Below The Beam, Doctor?We're Four Episodes In And This Has Already Happened Twice!You Are Definitely Aliens We'd Have To Fuck With The Lights OutWe Can Make Your Dreams Of Being An Organ Donor Come True