Starved Bovine Devours Hat!

**"Starved Bovine Devours Hat!"** Is the 4th episode of *Chumish And French*, and also the 4th, and last episode In Batch 1

## Synopsis

Chonald Tchump tries getting his train pulled after Gorchun breaks down

## Plot

The episode starts with The Fat Controller confirmin that Gorchun Is a psycopath, but today Gorchun decided to try to pull the express as fast as he could, pulling the coaches agains their will, the time he was about to reach the tunnel, Henreh attempted to traumatized Gorchun with his horrifying face expression, then he questioned wheater he would be ever let out, Gorchun laughed at his state of misery, until Gorchun stopped thanks to some accident, that most likely The Driver caused, which didn't make gorchun feel any better, neither did the fact that Henreh started laughing at him.

Then everyone that was riding In the coaches came to complain In person including Chonald Tchump, who complained about the big engines on the railway, that he bought himself. The Fat Controller tells that The Guard walked on his own feet all the way back to The Rehab Centre to get another engine, and that Gorchun somehow had enough steam to get to the siding, while Henreh continued laughing, somehow The Guard communicated that Edgewadge was the only engine left to do the job many kilometres away without a cellphone, most likely. Gorchun then stated that Edgewadge can't push the train, The Fat Controller then tells the audience that Gorchun was completely right, and that Edgewadge was pathetic.

Chonald Tchump not understanding Gorchun's joke's about Henreh sarcasm, then asking Henreh If he can pull the train, cuz no ther engines were available, which Henreh answers ~~no~~ yes to. The Fat Controller tells the audience how Henreh Is covered In cobwebs, and tells how It's getting ridicilous, that the engines say everything at least twice. Then Henreh went backwards all the way to the turntable, and came back to pull the train, Henreh and Edgewadge manage to pull the train while singing, leaving The Fat Controller questioning why are they singing, how do they synchronize It, and why do they keep repeating themselves.

Then Chonald Tchump tried waving at them, but the train was going so fast that his hat blew off to a field where a goat ate It, the goat died to poisoning soon after which, yet again Chonald Tchump used his power to cover up, by talking about how much he has achieved In only 2 episodes. The train didn't stop until they got to the station at the end of the line, by that point Henreh's cobwebs had conviniently disappeared. The Fat Controller tells the audience that Henreh knows that the best way to keep his paint dry Is to get the entire family of Flex Seal products, and that Henreh still has a terryfing grin. According to The Fat Controller, the moral of the story Is that: "If you're a goat and see a train pass by, look for a fat man waving at you, and you might just get a free meal, as the credits roll

## Characters

* The Fat Controller (not on screen)
* Gorchun
* Edgewadge
* Henreh
* Jaimish (cameo)
* Chonald Tchump
* The Useless Railway Workers
* The Coaches
* The Trucks (cameo)

## Trivia

* Little Owl (the voice actor of Henreh) has reacted to this episode, alngside Episodes 1, 2 and 3
* This Is 1 of 2 episodes so far to include The Fat Controller's father (Sher Chopham Hatch)
* At 0:48, for a split second, you can see The Thomas Cynic's PC screen, thanks to a bug In his editing software
* This Is the only episode In Batch 1, where Chumish doesn't make a cameo

### Continuity

* This episode Is a sequel to The Sad Story Of Trump's Wall
* Gorchun being a psycopath Is referenced again In this episode