Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 11: 1996 Winston Select 500

Sadly, Jeff Gorvette was in the big one involving 13 cars becuase of Eugene Carburaski who sadly wins the race.

## Transcript

Jeff's hauler: So! You like being married by Brooke?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes!

(later, they arived to Calladega)

Jeff's hauler: Here we are at Calladega!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Time to win for my wife Brooke!

Eugene Carburaski: Well, well, well! If it isn't Jerk Gorvette...

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! You're that mean pink car! You were dressing up as Billy Oilchnager in my wedding with Brooke!

Eugene Carburaski: Well, I'm gonna wreck you!

(Qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying 11th!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Must have hard passing again!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Need to get to the top 5!

(lap 25)

Ken Squier: It's lap 25! Ernie Swervan in the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff is gonna try to take the lead from him!

Spike: And he's never won at Calladega!

Ned Carrett: But he may have the chance! Hopefully, Jeff will lead the rest of the race!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still drafting on the leader, Ernie Swervan!

Ned Carrett: And he's gonna try to get his first Calladega race!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 28!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Pinkie: Jeff goes by Ernie Swervan and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburqaski drafting on Jeff Gorvette as Jeff leads lap 25!

(lap 40)

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski trying to pass him, but Jeff blocks him as they come to turn 3!

Spike: And Eugene can't be wrecking Jeff Gorvette!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA! GOT YA THERE SUCKER! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Eugene Carburaski does the bump-n-run!

Ken Squier: But Jeff saves it! Eugene Carburaski leads lap 40!

(lap 78)

Bill Racelott: Hey, mean pink car! Can't ceatch me! (passes Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: Nope! GO TO HELL LIKE JOHNNY BLAMER LAST SEASON! (does a PIT maneuver on Bill Racelott)

Ned Carret: OH AND BILL RACELOTT GOES AIRBORN HE CRASHES INTO THE GROUND!

Spike: But he lucky lands on his wheels!

Pinkie: Wow! Bad damage from Bill Racelott! He would maybe out for 5 races!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace goes through the caution flag to complete lap 78!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: That's Bill Racelott! Just like in last season where Johnny Blamer has that crash!

(lap 90)

Ken Squier: It's lap 90! Rusty Wallace in the lead with Billy Oilchnager right behind him!

Spike: And I remembered that early this season, where one of Billy's pitties put glue on the track to stop Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: I agree with you, Spike!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Billy Oilchnager still challanging Rusty Wallace while he gets a push from Jeff Gorvette!

Billy Oilchanger: If you keep blocking me, I'll wreck you! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Ned Carrett: Billy Oilchnager does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace, and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: And Rusty is dropping back to 4th, as Billy Oilchanger leads lap 90! It's lap 91! Billy Oilchnager in the lead while getting a push from Jeff Gorvette!

Pinkie: And Jeff is a very fast car!

Ned Carrett: He surtenly is!

Spike: And I hope he will win this race, and Calladega will be proud of him!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still pusing the leader Billy Oilchanger!

Spike: Maybe, Billy's gonna help Jeff to win this race!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 58!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Billy Oilchnager)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette goes by Billy Oilchnager and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor giving Jeff Gorvette a push as Jeff leads lap 91!

(3 laps later)

Ned Carrett;: Dale Earnhardt is gonna push Crusty Rotor as Jeff Gorvette enters turn 3!

Ken Squier: And now they're gonna push Jeff so he can win this race!

Vinil Topee crew cheif: Inside of the 24!

Crusty Rotor: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Crusty Rotor goes by Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now Dale Earnhardt gives Crusty Rotor a push as Crusty leads lap 94! It's lap 95! Crusty Rotor is in the lead with Dale Earnhardt right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt is still pushing him! Jeff Gorvette is gonna push Earnhardt!

Spike: If Jeff Gorvette passes these two, Dale will push Jeff to make him win this race!

Ken Squier: Rotor leads with Earnhardt second as they come to turn 3!

Pinkie: And Jeff Gorvette still pushing Earnhardt for them to pass Crusty Rotor!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm gonna bump-n-run this car! (does a bump-n-run on Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt does a little bump-n-run on Crusty, and now takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt will lead lap 95!

(lap 130)

Jeff Gorvette: TIME TO WIN THIS! (passes Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: You can't pass me! TAKE THIS, JERK GORVETTE! (does a PIT maneuver on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: OH NO! JEFF GORVETTE SPINS AND TAJES OUT BILLY OILCHANGER, RUSTY WALLACE, ERNIE SWERVAN, MURRAY CLUTCHBURN, ROOKIE PONCHY WIPEOUT!

Ned Carrett: Alloy Wilson, W.J Lights, Klint Shiftright, James Cleanair, Thomas Tanrev, Andrew Axler, and Darrel Draggered!

Ken Squier: 13 cars are involved in the crash, and Eugene goes through the caution flag to lead lap 130!

Ray Reverham: It's over.

Jeff Gorvette: I didn't win at Calladega in my intire career! Maybe next Calladega race.

(finish)

Quality Care: Go to the outside!

Dale Carrett: (passes Eugene Carburaski) YES YES YES! I'M DOING IT!

Eugene Carburaski: Nope! Too late! (does a PIT-maneuver on Dale Carrett)

Ned Carrett: OH AND DALE SPINS AND EUGENE CARBURASKI TAKES THE CHECKERD FLAG TOWIN THIS RACE!

Ken Squier: He is very stupid!

Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene Carburaski: Oh! Hey, guys!

Jeff Gorvette: HEY, MEAN PINK CAR! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Eugene Carburaski: Really, Jerk Gorvette!

Ray Reverham: YOU SUCK, EUGENE!

Ponchy Wipeout: My rookie year has just gone worse seeing Eugene Carburaski wrecking a lot of racers and won this race!

Dale Earnahrdt: Very awful, Eugene! So Eugene, you're gonna end up in the Abstract Thought.

The King: I agree, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: And Eugene, you caused Bill Racelott to go airborn, and later the big one involving Jeff Gorvette!

Eugene Carburaski: HUH, I think they're losers! My friend, Chick Hicks is the same as me!

Murray Clutchburn: WHY! Man I got involved in the big one!

Jeff Gorvette: You guys are all right! GO RIGHT NOW!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH!