The Scarlet Empress (novel)

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***The Scarlet Empress*** is the fifteenth BBC Eighth Doctor Adventures novel. It was written by Paul Magrs. It features the Eighth Doctor and Samantha Jones. It is also the first full length novel to feature Iris Wildthyme, a Time Lady who first appeared in PROSE: *Old Flames*.

## Publisher’s summary

Arriving on the almost impossibly ancient planet of Hyspero, a world where magic and danger walk hand in hand, the Doctor and Sam are caught up in a bizarre struggle for survival.

Hyspero has been ruled for thousands of years by the Scarlet Empresses, creatures of dangerous powers — powers that a member of the Doctor’s own race is keen to possess herself: the eccentric time traveller and philanderer known only as Iris Wildthyme.

As the real reasons for Iris’s obsession become clear, the Doctor and Sam must embark on a perilous journey across deserts, mountains, forests and oceans. Both friends and foes are found among spirits, djinns, alligator men and golden bears — but in a land where the magical is possible, is anything really as it seems?

## Chapter Titles

1. Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms. Jones?
2. I Was A Charmer
3. She Was Never Without Her Enchantments
4. After All I've Survived!
5. Down, Boys
6. Another Day, Another Lovely Adventure
7. Nobody Thinks Nothing
8. Any Vigilante's Life
9. All About Equilibrium
10. Standing Around Virtually Naked
11. I'm Entirely Credulous
12. Queen of Misrule
13. Pulling Out Her Hearts
14. Hating Monsters
15. Hands of the Duchess
16. I've Been Possessed by the Best of Them
17. Telling Tales
18. Will You Come Back For Me?
19. They're All Weird Places
20. Out of Body
21. Something Like a Genie
22. I've Had My Moments
23. Going Down
24. The Walrus and the Turtle
25. On The Kristeva
26. In the Belly of the Beast
27. The Bearded Lady's Tale
28. Welcome Back
29. With the Empress
30. Something for Iris
31. Stealing Honey
32. A Month Later
33. Inside The Machine

## Characters

Main Charaters

* Eighth Doctor
* Samantha Jones
* Iris Wildthyme
* Gila

* The Cyborg Duchess
* The Giant spider
* The Spider Duchess
* Major Angela
* The Mock Turtle

Hysperian royalty

* The first Scarlet Empress
* The current Scarlet Empress
* Julia

Inhabitants of Fortalice

* Executioner
* Our Lady of the Flowers

Other characters

* Giselle

## References

### Books

* Aja'ib is a book of fantastic stories, tales and adventures.

### Culture

* Romana once dragged the Doctor to an opera in Milan. After that they went to see the soprano hermaphrodites of Alpha Centauri.
* Sam sings ABBA songs with Iris on their road trip.

### The Doctor

* The Doctor describes himself as an ethnomethodologist and his job as being keeping everyone out of the trap of genre-death.
* The Doctor is "an inveterate underliner (of books), a scribbler in margins, a very unpassive reader".
* The Doctor recalls "jumping off an Ice Warrior ship over Central London. Scuba diving with Zygons. Causing havoc once again on Skaro."
* Iris was not fond of the Seventh Doctor. She describes him to his immediate successor as "a portentous little feller, swaggering around, thinking he’s got all the world’s darkest secrets under his hat." Furthermore, she thinks that he was "a pretentious old thing" who "got on [her] nerves" as he regarded himself as the Guardian of Forever and Time's Champion.

### Foods and beverages

* Iris consumes a variety of alcohol, mostly gin.
* Sam drinks too much of the crystallised wine.
* Gila buys some fish. They all come with names.
* The Doctor offers the Mock Turtle a jelly baby prior to travelling through the vortex in Iris' bus.

### Gallifrey

* Iris was mentions that she's met some of her other selves via time scoop: "Seven of me were taken to the Death Zone on Gallifrey. Someone had reactivated the Games they used to play there. Each of my selves, present, past and future, was given a relevant companion and playmate, and we were forced to battle our separate, and then collective ways, past Ice Warriors, Ogrons, Sea Devils, Zarbi, Mechanoids and Quarks, to get to the Dark Tower...It was that devil Morbius behind it all. The rogue was after Rassilon's gift of immortality."
* The Doctor and Iris both know that the Death Zone is no larger than North Wales.
* On Gallifrey, regeneration is treated the same way that sex is treated on Earth.

### Individuals

* Iris mentions the Doctor has collaborated with Davros, Napoleon Bonaparte, Al Capone, the Rani and Adolf Hitler.
* The Doctor and Iris met Oscar Wilde in Paris just after Wilde's imprisonment.
* The Doctor and Jo Grant met with Iris and they met Gertrude Stein and Pablo Picasso just after the Doctor and Jo had left Spiridon.
* Gila is known as "the Alligator Man". He turns back into an alligator when time does a circle.
* Only the heart of the Cyborg Duchess is flesh. She joins with the giant spider to become a symbiotic creature.
* Angela is known as "the Bearded Lady". She was/is a major. She has a luxurious long beard and rules over the hairless bears.
* The Mock Turtle was locked in stasis in ice on a plynth over looking the ocean. He's mildly telepathic. His hind legs are hooves.
* The Giant Spider guards the door to the lift between the levels of Hypsero.
* Sam doesn't like Pink Floyd.

### Iris Wildthyme & The Doctor

* Iris claims to have survived "Giant Spiders on Metebelis Three, the Cyberman tombs of Telos, the Drashigs in feeding frenzy on their foetid swamp world."
* Iris has also recently escaped Xeriphas.
* The Doctor thinks back over his past adventures: Skaro, London, San Francisco, and House of Lungbarrow.
* Sam has a dream, which is probably not a telepathic trance where she and the Doctor had just left Victorian London with several slumbering Skarasen. She notices the Doctor's Volkswagen Beetle. The Doctor in the dream shows her his "Citizens Advice Bureau" which are seven heads on spikes.

"Really, Doctor, this is hardly -" (Third Doctor)
"You see, my dear, it's very simple..." (First Doctor)
"I'm not exactly breaking the Laws of Time, but -" (Second Doctor)
"There were once three sisters and they lived at the bottom of a treacle well..." (Fourth Doctor)
"Only in the direst of emergencies can you -" (Fifth Doctor)
"Nice? Nice?" (Sixth Doctor)
"I saw this coming." (Seventh Doctor)
* Iris claims the Doctor's previous self was a pretentious old thing calling himself "Guardian of Forever" and "Time's Champion".
* Iris refers to the Master as a "phallocentric dope" (most likely a reference to his Tissue Compression Eliminator).
* The Doctor challenges Iris' claims, stating, "You didn't foil the Dalek invasion of Earth in the twenty-second century. I did! It was me, Susan, and Ian and Barbara! And the Cyber tombs on Telos...You weren't there Iris. You weren't to be seen!"
* Whilst in a river with patriarchal psychic river jellyfish-like creatures, Sam is telepathically contacted by said patriarchal creatures, who tell her that the Doctor was woven on a loom and only thinks he has a human mother.
* The Doctor recalls having Christmas dinner with Iris, Tegan and Turlough.
* Iris is in her "old lady" body. She has a house in every world, time zone and planet visited (the Doctor comments, to himself, that she collects homes as he does companions).
* Iris once proposed to the Doctor in Venice.
* Iris once travelled with an "obtuse shape-shifter who loved nothing better than to spend much of his time as a lippy garrulous penguin."
* Iris's mother left her when she was quite young, with an older man, an offworlder.
* Kroton the Cyberman is a friend of Iris. At this point in his life the Doctor is not familiar with him.
* Iris astral projects herself around Hyspero while everyone sleeps in Major Angela's house with the bears.

### Locations

* Bears that shave their golden fur live in the Forest of Kestheven.

### Species

* Sam sees Draconian princes, Spiridons in purple furs and Martians in armour on the streets of Hyspero.
* The Doctor mentions vampires to Sam while discussing the borders between magic and science.
* According to the Doctor the Chelonian version of Cinderella had to be seen to be believed.
* Iris is sick because she took high tea with a Draconian prince and ate a live Kaled mutant from the shell.

### TARDIS

* Iris Wildthyme's TARDIS responds to Iris' voice commands.

* Its dimensional stabilisers are fixed with a pair of laddered tights. It follows the Doctor, Iris and the Mock Turtle under the sea to where they're regurgitated by the giant fish on a desert island.
* She has some cassettes in her TARDIS of Motown, ABBA, and Shirley Bassey.
* In Iris's bus the time winds come in through the windows when it's in flight.
* The console of Iris' TARDIS is made of teak, brass and Formica.

* The Doctor can pilot Iris's TARDIS.
* Sam suggests to the Doctor the TARDIS should have a white and luminous control room and look a bit more futuristic, than the gothicness that it currently looks like.

### Technology

* Sam and Gila trade a dismantled and useless etheric beam locator for some bread.
* The Scarlet Guards have T-Mat-like devices on their belts.
* The Doctor pulls a crystal from his pocket that he claims is "no ordinary jewel. It is from Metebelis Three, in the Acteon galaxy," but is actually something he picked up in Portabello Road.

### Time travel

* The Doctor describes travelling through the Vortex as "vworp vworp".
* The Doctor, Iris and the Mock Turtle catch a ride inside a giant fish that (probably) keeps them outside time.

## Notes

* This novel is often narrated in first person by Iris Wildthyme, Gila, Sam Jones and the Doctor.
* There are numerous references to past stories.
* There are bronze and verdigris towers in Hypero. Sam also bathes in a verdigris tub (there are a few other references). PROSE: *Verdigris* is a novel Paul Magrs wrote after this novel which also features Iris Wildthyme.

## Continuity

* This is Iris Wildthyme’s first full novel appearance. She first appeared in PROSE: *Old Flames*.
* Iris regenerates into the blonde version next seen in PROSE: *The Blue Angel*.
* The Doctor thinks back over his most recent adventures: Skaro, (PROSE: *War of the Daleks*) London, (PROSE: *The Bodysnatchers*) San Francisco, (TV: *Doctor Who* and/or PROSE: *Vampire Science*) and the House of Lungbarrow. (PROSE: *Lungbarrow*)
* The Doctor mentions having been put on trial, (TV: *The Trial of a Time Lord*) exiled, (TV: *Spearhead from Space*) summoned to carry out ridiculous tasks, (TV: *Genesis of the Daleks*, *The Brain of Morbius*) and "dragged back to your ancestral home to atone for sins that weren't even yours." (PROSE: *Lungbarrow*)
* Sam has a dream sequence which occurs just after PROSE: *The Bodysnatchers*.
* While entertaining the birds of paradise the Doctor mentions many of his past adventures.

* When "he was sent to avert the genesis of the dreams and desires of one particular historical despot". (TV: *Genesis of the Daleks*)
* When he met "the vicious slime-like beast in the pit that only [he] could befriend and talk to". (TV: *The Creature from the Pit*)
* When he "was forced to battle a multi-legged fiend that secreted acid from every pore in an arena watched by some million or more". (COMIC: *Doctor Who and the Iron Legion*)
* When he visited "the world at the edge of the cosmos where [he] fell into a puddle and met the last known and very strangest creature in the world". (TV: *Planet of Evil*)
* When he "went to the centre of the world and met people for whom time had stood still". (TV: *Doctor Who and the Silurians*)
* When he encountered "the demon who lived under a church and unleashed himself one sacred night". (TV: *The Dæmons*)

* The Doctor recalls the events of PROSE: *The Dying Days* (jumping off an Ice Warrior over central London), scuba diving with Zygons (PROSE: *The Bodysnatchers*) and causing havoc (again) on Skaro. (PROSE: *War of the Daleks*)
* The Doctor and Iris perform a mind-sharing ritual much like the Second Doctor and Third Doctor once did. (TV: *The Three Doctors*)

## External links

* ***The Scarlet Empress*** at the Doctor Who Reference Guide
* The Discontinuity Guide to: **The Scarlet Empress** at The Whoniverse
* The Cloister Library: **The Scarlet Empress**