Lost THX Tex Trailer: an NES Classics Boxset

I was checking out my local GameStop, when I saw an item that caught my attention. It was a THX certified boxset for NES classics. It had characters from Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man, The Legend Of Zelda, Metroid, Kirby, and Super Bubbles, an NES like game made by Bubbles Media on Newgrounds. I went to get it, but the cashier told me it was free, since it wasn't in the store's system, so I went with that. When I got home, I noticed a hidden DVD inside the boxset's cover. It was called *The Rare THX NES Classics Trailer*. I put it in my DVD player. The trailer started off with a shot of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi were walking around, but no enemies were in sight. They then went down a warp pipe. However, they were greeted by Tex.

"Hey there, plumber boys!" Said Tex.

"Mario, what are we gonna do?" Questioned Luigi. Mario hit some Question Mark Blocks that had Mushrooms and Fire Flowers. The brothers got them, and started firing at Tex. However, it was no use, because the Fireballs kept pelleting off of Tex's body.

"Luigi, it looks like we'll have to get out of here!" Said Mario. The two escaped through another warp pipe, but Tex fired a rocket launcher at them. It cut to a shot of the Maze from Pac-Man. Pac-Man was munching on some Power Pellets, but the Ghosts weren't there. Suddenly, Tex came in out of nowhere.

"Hey there sparky." Said Tex.

"It's you! What are you doing here?" Questioned Pac-Man.

Oh nothing. I was hoping if you would like to have some fun with the T-Man!" Yelled Tex. Pac-Man started running away, trying to munch some Power Pellets to stop Tex, but he ended up getting cornered, and Tex burned him alive. It cut to a shot of a Dungeon somewhere in Hyrule. Link was making his way through, until he found the room with Tex in it.

"Hey there, elf boy." Said Tex.

"I should've known it was you! Prepare to fight!" Shouted Link. Link began throwing his sword at Tex, but he dodged every shot. Tex then began chasing Link, so he ran to the exit of the dungeon. As Link got out, he tried to find the Old Man for help. However, when he got to his shop, the Old Man was dead, with Tex in the shop.

"Looks like nobody can save you now!" Said Tex. Link then began throwing bombs at Tex, but it was no use, as Tex was unstoppable, so he ended up stabbing Link. It cut to a shot of the planet Zebes. Samus was walking around, looking for enemies to shoot. Then, Tex appeared out of nowhere.

"Hey there sparky!" Said Tex.

"How did you find me?" Questioned Samus.

"That's not important right now. Prepare to die!" Said Tex.

"I have to get back to my ship!" Said Samus. Samus began running away from Tex. She then found her ship, and boarded it. As she left the planet, Tex appeared in front of her ship.

"Looks like you have nowhere to go! Time to have a blast with the T-Man!" Shouted Tex. Tex then shot the ship with a rocket launcher. It cut to a shot of Dream Land. Kirby was walking around, when Tex appeared in front of him.

"Hey there sparky!" Said Tex.

"Puyo!" Said Kirby. Kirby began swallowing items, and then spitting them out at Tex. He dodged every shot.

"Hey little guy, do you like music?" Questioned Tex.

"Puyo?" Questioned Kirby. Tex then got out an electric guitar, and began playing music. Kirby got blown away, while Tex flew to his next victims. It then cut to a shot of Bubbles' House from Super Bubbles. Bubbles, Pogo, and the Fruits were hanging out in the backyard.

"Hey Pogo, have you heard about that robot named Tex going out and about, causing chaos everywhere?" Questioned Bubbles.

"I certainly have." Replied Pogo. Then, the Fruits began to squawk at something flying in the sky.

"What is it, guys?" Questioned Bubbles. Tex was seen flying in the air.

"Hey there, boys and fruits!" Shouted Tex. Bubbles began throwing the Fruits at Tex, as each Fruit did their attack. However, Tex was punching each Fruit. When he punched Plum, Plum exploded, and Tex's head span as he went for the ground.

"You think we got him?" Questioned Pogo.

"Let's have a look." Said Bubbles. The two went up to where Tex was. Tex then got up from the ground.

"Psyche!" Said Tex. Pogo was about to hit Tex with his Frying Pan, but Tex got a baseball bat and whacked Pogo away. It was only Bubbles left. Bubbles went to his garage to grab a lawn mower, but it was too late, as Tex had planted a bomb in the garage. The bomb exploded, causing Bubbles to fly away. It cut to a shot of the THX logo, with a broken NES in the background. Tex then dropped down, and said:

"Hey there, NES fans! The T-Man here has killed some of your beloved NES characters, because they have feared me and my logo! So, if you're afraid of me or my logo, you'll have to pay the price! Sweet nightmares!

Tex flew away. The deep note played along with the screams of Mario, Pac-Man, Link, Samus, Kirby, and Bubbles. The THX slogan "The audience is listening" dropped down. It then faded to black. After about 10 seconds, a jump scare of Lord MX appeared.

The DVD then ejected itself. I grabbed it, and stored it away in my basement.