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The Mirage

The Mirage is a muppet-looking mirage kinda guy who's probably a mirage.

## Biography

The Mirage first appeared as a character in a story recounted by The Commander in the episode Desert Space. Since The Commander confirmed that most of the story was untrue it was left unclear at the time whether The Mirage actually existed. In the story (shown visually through animated paper cut-outs drawn in colored pencil), The Mirage planted Space Tree in the desert with the intention of growing him into a Super Space Tree.

The Mirage has a big, scruffy, purple head, green, ribbon like arms, a blue top featuring a red letter 'M' (for Mirage), and green pants that he wears over stump-like legs with no feet. He's generally presented as a villainous mischievous character, seizing and planting Space Tree in the desert, talking about killing the Commander and Allon, and possessing Space Tree with a Mirage Fairy.

You can see a bit of him in one of PinkFrosting88's slides in Frame Game, where he appears in the photo of the Space Dolphin and Freely McWheely from Trumpet Shenanigans, except The Mirage is where The Stem was in that episode. Out of frame, the Space Dolphin is saying "\*gasp\* It's... THE mirage!".

His existence was confirmed in episode 39 Cannibalize This where he's seen by Allon on an asteroid (although Allon was under the influence of mind-altering drugs at the time). He was about to kill The Commander and Allon, but after they started fighting he decided to stay out of it. He presented his own alternate ending in an easter egg at the end of the episode, because he thought the original one was even more retarded than himself.

In the episode Phil, The Mirage appears in a "deleted scene" in which a small fairy-like creature emerges from his abdomen and flies into Space Tree's mouth, apparently possessing him.

## Memorable Quotes

* "Bow down before me! For I am... the Mirage! *(laughs)*" - Desert Space

* **The Mirage**: "I'm going to plant you in the ground until you grow into a SUPER Space Tree! **Space Tree**: "What? That's retarded! **The Mirage**: "It sure is!" - Desert Space
* "I wish for world peace. :)" - Cannibalize This
* "Hello Space Tree, I am The Mirage!" - Phil
Manly Passion At The Gym by Chris Reynolds, 2019

**Manly Passion At The Gym** est un livre écrit par Bay et Mülher sous le pseudonyme de Chris Reynolds. Il met en scène Chris, racontant ses rêves érotiques avec Blasco. Les deux futurs amants s'y rencontrent à la salle de gym. Chris, aimant particulièrement l'ambiance des douches, y reste en attendant que quelque chose s'y passe. Quand Damien arrive enfin, il se rapproche de Chris, jusqu'à lui lancer dans un anglais approximatif de le rejoindre dans le placard du concierge. De puissants ébats s'y produisent, jusqu'à un dénouement aussi original qu'inattendu.

Le livre est publié et disponible au format Kindle sur la plateforme Amazon.
Stephen Frizzle

Stephen Frizzle aka Friz was the creator of the Flash animated web series Pete is a Pogostick (episodes can be viewed here). The episodes were originally hosted on take24.co.uk, a fan site for the TV show 24 also created by Stephen. Once Keentoons picked up the series, the episodes were re-hosted on their website. Currently on an infinite hiatus, the episodes can still be viewed here. The series consists of 6 episodes; a further 6 were planned but never produced.

Ed Atlin provided the voice of a secondary character in Episode 01 Pete is a Pilot. Joe B., who provided most of the music for Space Tree, is also credit for providing music for this series.

Stephen provided the voice for the Snitch in Trumpet Shenanigans and Commander in a Dress.

Stephen had an account on the Keenspot forums with the username Friz which he created on Oct 29 2004, and used to occasionally post on the Space Tree forum.

Stephen has a Newgrounds account under the name Friz, where he uploaded a variety Flash animations, primarily parodies of the TV show 24.
Professor Clerman

Professor of being an asshole.

## Biography

Professor Clerman is a bald, hunch-backed dude with a pencil moustache, glasses and a dumb bowtie. His head looks like a butt.

The professor cloned himself at least 7 times to create The Clerman Clones. He and the clones had a TV show loosely based on The Ninja Turtles, however when it was cancelled he and the clones went and killed everyone who worked at the network. With his TV show ending in chaos, the professor and his clones escaped to a remote island to hide out from the cops, where Space Tree and crew encountered them in Ash Hole.

It's not explicitly stated that Professor Clerman is the original guy all of the other Clermans are cloned from. The closest indication of this is that he refers to the other clones he's stuck with on the island as 'clones of himself'.

He left the rest of the clones by sneaking on board Space Tree's ship disguised as Allon at the end of Clone Commentary, leaving Allon stranded on the island in the process.

During his time onboard the ship he did his best to blend in with the crew, managing to fool the Commander and apparently no one else, although no one else really seemed to care.

To prevent his cover from being blown during Amanolla Family Reunion he had to imprison everyone in the Amanolla Family within Allon's ~~room~~ airlock, where they lived for three generations. He stayed on board ST's ship for a number of more episodes and was a somewhat regularly occurring character. He moved across to the Space Captains Club during the brief time that it was owned by Space Tree, and was apparently quiet enthused to act as a bartender/waiter there.

In the opening credits of The Clerman Clones - Episode 4, a title appears over Professor Clerman that says 'Starring/Created by Clermydia Clerman'. It's unknown whether this is his actual name or if it's just his stage name.

Final mention of him was in the episode Commander in a Dress where he stole Space Tree/Commander's money by hiring Reginald to possess Space Tree, which he claimed this was his plan all along. He has not been seen since.

## Memorable Quotes

* "Don't you see this hat that I'm wearing? I Being Allon. Because that's who I am, Allon." - Clone Commentary
* "OW! My corpse robbing hand!" - Clone Commentary
* "So, then I told him, 'Carborater Tech-9? More like Carborater Tech-19!' Am I right?" - Resident Treevil
* "The Stem, you say? Well, I've heard that she is one sexy, sexified sex-ahero! I mean, superhero." - Trumpet Shenanigans
* "Heh, no offense, Space Tree, but screw you to hell." - Trumpet Shenanigans
Commander's Mom

Commander's Mom is the Commander's mom, yo.

## Biography

The Commander's mother was first mentioned in Space Vision, when she sent the Commander a talking eye. She apparently died shortly after, as the Commander revealed she was dead two episodes later in Space e-Girlfriend.

The Commander's mom appears on screen briefly in Career Fear, crudely drawn in a very non-animation worthy phone call. She appears to be less human than the Commander himself. She has an ampersand (&) on her shirt, similar to the exclamation mark (!) on the Commander's shirt.
FTL

FTL travel, or travelling faster than the speed of light, is essential to the functioning of the Type II civilizations that inhabit the Milky Way Galaxy. In physics, the speed of light is the universal speed limit, and there is no way to exceed this limit by conventional means. The most powerful thrusters ever made would need years of continuous output to even get to half the speed of light; particle accelerators such as the Large Hadron Collider on Earth can accelerate subatomic particles to within a millionth of the speed of light, but the speed of light cannot be reached, much less broken by conventional means.

## The Gateway Network

The **Gateways** are the gigantic, enigmatic, and incredibly ancient devices in every known star system that exploit the hyperspace nodes to circumvent the laws of physics. Dormant Gateways look like collections of four concentric rings that spin in alternating directions. The smallest of these rings has been measured at over 20 kilometers in diameter, with the largest being more than 50 kilometers in diameter, and radiometric dating puts them at over half a billion years old.

When two linked Gateways are activated, they can bend the fabric of space between them via some unknown mechanism, and create corridors of hyper-compressed space, or **hyperspace** for short. Within these corridors, the distance between two points in space is compressed by a factor of ten million, give or take; so an object travelling at 30 meters per second in hyperspace would be travelling at the speed of light relative to a stationary observer. Given that capable spacecraft usually travel at speeds far faster than 30 meters per second, the Gateways allow spacecraft to travel at many hundreds to thousands of times the speed of light relative to anything outside hyperspace.

Every Gateway has a set list of several other "partner" Gateways it can connect to at any given moment. The number of partner Gateways is unique to each one. Most have up to 20 connections, with the exception of the Nexus Gateway connected to The Nexus, which connects to over a hundred others.
Bryan Waterman

Bryan Waterman is the creator of the Flash animated web series Waterman, and founder of Waterman Studios. Ed Atlin cowrote the Waterman episode Bacones Addiction (Return of 16 Buttons of Justice). Episodes five and six of the series were animated by Matt C., who also voiced several Space Tree characters.

Bryan provided the voices for several characters in Space Tree, including Allon's father and mother in Amanolla Family Reunion, and The Stem in Trumpet Shenanigans and The Sanctity.

Bryan has an account on Newgrounds under the name Waterman where he has uploaded a variety of Flash animations.
Seasons Greetings To You!

A bizarre "episode" (even by Space Tree standards) released over Christmas.

## Transcript

*("an advertisement" appears on the screen, next we see Joel and Phil, of the Keentoon Bonus Stage, dressed up like Saga of Ryzom characters. A background from the game is visible behind them.)*

**JOEL:** Saga of Ryzom is the best computer game I've ever played! And I've played State of Emergency.

*(close-up on Phil.)*

**PHIL:** State of Emergency's the worst game ever!

*(close-up on Joel.)*

**JOEL:** But this game isn't!

*(Phil raises a finger to speak, but is knocked-down from the right by a Saga of Ryzom creature.)*

*(The screen goes black and music starts to play. While clips from the game are playing, text is present.)*

**TEXT:** EPIC BATTLES

**TEXT:** MASSIVE LANDSCAPES

*(The clips stop and the Saga of Ryzom logo appears.)*

**IT READS:**

```
CHALLENGE TODAY, SHAPE TOMORROW
THE SAGA OF RYZOM
www.ryzom.com

```

*(The logo shoots up towards the front and disappears.)*

*(The Space Tree cartoon begins. It shows a blindfolded Space Tree, firing and recharging a shotgun at a flashing red and blue target, ad infinitum. Above the letterboxing are the words* SEASONS GREETINGS TO YOU! *and below the letterboxing,* NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK!)

## Easter Eggs

* If you click on the center of the target, a lowercase letter "a" with a blinking cursor in front of it appears. Type "ction" in front of it ("action") and two periods and an exclamation point appear ("action..!") Click on it and the screen fills up with multiple tiny 'action's, with the exception of the word "funkytown" near the bottom of the screen. Click on the word "funkytown" and the screen goes black. A closeup of Mee's boss's mouth then comes on screen, and shouts an extremely slowed-down, backwards message. He then goes off screen, and we see Space Tree continue shooting, and four diagonal lines pass by.

## Fun Facts

* The *Saga of Ryzom* ad was created by Matt Wilson for his own series, *Bonus Stage* (Ed Atlin contributed the voice of Space Tree and The Commander for a crossover episode of that series) and was released at around the same time.
* The episode was never explicitly titled "Seasons Greetings To You!", fans have just decided to name it that due to the line of text that appears in it.
* The message Mee's Boss says, when played backwards and sped up, is his line "Ma-ro-nee!" from Space Tea.
* This episode was never linked to from the front page, nor does it show up in the episode list.
* The title of the "episode's" main Flash file is xmaszombie.swf, possibly a reference to Mee's Boss who makes an appearance, despite apparently dying in Space Tea.
* "Funkytown" is the name of a song by Lipps, Inc., written in 1980.
Joe B.

Joe B. is a musician who is credited with providing music in almost every episode of Space Tree.

Joe seems to be suffering from something of an identity crisis, as he appears with a different last name (always starting with B) in every instance he's credited. These names include: Joe Box, Joe Boat, Joe Blax, Joe "Busy" Bee, Joe Balloon, Joe Butchershop, Joe Biggs, Joe Bizzle, Joe Batmobile, Joe Bitch, Joe Burger, Joe Broadcasting, Joe Bigwheel, Joe Banagrabber, Joe Bam-Bam, Joe Branflakes, Joe Bagger, Joe Bublé, Joe Bricktown, Joe B-Slice, Joe-Joe Binks, Joe Bamthwok, Joe Bastid, Joe Bags, Joe Brouhaha, Joe Bleach, Joe Bacon, Joe Branded, Joe Bo-Bandy, Joe Beard, Joe Birdman, Joe Beakman, Joe Blankman, Joe Bikeless, Joe Bluth, Joe Beanstalk, Joe Buckets, Joe Bludgeoned and Joeb B.

Joe seems to have been a friend of Ed Atlin; Ed hosted a page on his website titled Feats of Strength (a reference to Seinfeld) for Joe to upload and share information about his music to. There were two forms of music Joe uploaded: 1-5 minute songs for general listening and short 5-10 second 'loops' specifically for use in Flash and other web productions. He indicated that all his music is free for use by those who would like to include any of it in their projects, and in fact encourages people to do so as long as they give him credit.

Joe B. created the Space Tree intro theme and "pretty much all the music used in the series", which he confirmed here.

Joe was the creator and head webmaster of a website called Smileytown, a South Park fan site. The site was also maintained by two other contributors named Rich (presumably Rich Wheeler, the creator of Vladimir and Cordelia) and Alex Conway. These individuals all appear to have been friends of Ed Atlin, Ed mentioning having made comics with 'joseph, rich and alex' on his website.
The Stem

One sexy, sexified sexahero... I mean superhero. (*Self proclaimed* superhero.)

## Biography

The Stem's a talking flower in a pot. With giant robot legs.

We first hear about The Stem in Trumpet Shenanigans when Space Tree announced that he had been challenged to a duel by him. Under the false impression that The Stem is a woman, Space Tree assumed that the fight will be easy.

It was Professor Clerman who had initially claimed that The Stem was a woman, but The Stem later refuted this claim (where Professor Clerman got this idea from is unknown).

After The Stem kicked Space Tree's ass he fell in love with the Commander who was dressed up as cheerleader (not because he wanted to or anything), and forced him into a wedding engagement under the threat of being crushed by his enormous feet.

It was some time before we heard from The Stem again. 24 episodes later in The Sanctity that we learned this was due to part of The Stem's religion being that the couple aren't able to see each other until the wedding. That really explains everything. The Stem and Commander were married at the end of the episode, at the end of the very next episode the Commander announced they'd gotten "a separation thing", and we haven't seen The Stem since.

The Stem is voiced by Bryan Waterman.

## Memorable Quotes by The Stem

* "What are you talking about? I'm not a woman!" - Trumpet Shenanigans

* "Now that you have your DRAG QUEEN here, you think we can get this over with?" - Trumpet Shenanigans
Random McPerson

Possibly a fake name.

## Biography

This guy. He appeared in a few episodes for no particular reason, commenting on either Space Tree's richness or his death. He was apparently living on Space Tree's ship, although why the hell Space Tree let him stay there is unknown. I guess maybe he was renting the room Ghost Spider moved out of in Out of Space.

In Commander in a Dress he's shown with a Swastika tattooed on his forehead, probably a reference to Charles Manson. It seems to have been removed in between then and when we next see him in Serious Tingling, leaving an off-color patch of skin where it used to be. I guess he thought it might have been offensive or something.

Not much else is known about him. Also, he doesn't have a real name, Random McPerson was made up by a wiki user. Ed Atlin refers to him in the episode description for Serious Tingling as Unnamed Character #17. In the episode Mee's Birthday he is credited as CSD which Ed has confirmed stands for Cigarette Smoking Dude, a reference to the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.

He could be seen as a guest attending The Stem and Commander's wedding in The Sanctity.

In Phil he was caught by Space Tree smoking invisible cigarettes with Mee.

In Timebomb Pinkfrosting88 brought him and other minor characters to Space Tree's New Ship. In Hugh G. Lection he had a non-speaking appearance and was injured as Pink Frosting went over her campaign materials.

## Memorable Quotes

* **SPACE TREE:** (Walks over to Random McPerson) And as for you, well, I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.
	+ **RANDOM MCPERSON:** "I feel the same way."
	+ **SPACE TREE:** "Man, not much of a turn out at my final goodbye thing, is there. I mean not even Phillip Seymore Horseman showed up-"
	+ **RANDOM MCPERSON:** "Get on with it!!"

* "Looks like you got a lot of money there, Space-a-Ta-Ree!" - Commander in a Dress
Dr. Vampire

Dr. Acula was too obvious.

## Biography

Dr. Vampire, M.D., who just happens to be a Vampire, appeared in Punch, Part I as the Commander's doctor who was sent to the Space Hospital after Mee punched him in the face and he fell into a coma.

Space Tree gave him Allon's kidney to help him heal the Commander, but he ended up naming it Karen. In Punch, Part II he attacked Tarbob at the hospital and drank his blood, a messy procedure that Tahoma and Mee observed. He wears a cape, glasses, and carries a Vampire Cane.

He has a very emotionless voice provided by Steve Sutton.

## Memorable Quotes

* "Why don't you leave the diagnosis to the professionals, hot shot?" - Punch, Part I
* "I'm here today to save your friend's neck. His juicy, blood-filled neck." - Punch, Part I
Philip Seymour Horseman

Has a long face, like a horse, man.

The name "Philip Seymour Horseman" was alluded to many times throughout the Space Tree series. It was kind of a running gag that characters would always mention this character who we never see or know anything about.

References to Philip Seymour Horseman included:

* In Panic Broom, the Commander had a list of "People I Know". It included Philip Seymour Horseman.
* In Serious Tingling, Space Tree complained before he was about to die: "I mean not even Philip Seymour Horseman showed up."
* In The Giving Tree, Tarbob mentioned his upcoming interview Philip Seymour Horseman on Chanel K News.
* In The S Word, Philip Horseman is one of the names Mee lists when trying to guess Allon's real name.
* In The Italian Job, PinkFrosting88 and Reginald watched a film called Revenge of the Long-Face Man starring Philip S. Horseman as The Long-Face Man.
* In The Tree Whisperer, the Commander tries to get into The Captains Club with a trial membership card to the unofficial Philip Horseman Fanclub.
* In The Sanctity, the Commander puts up a movie poster of "L for Longface", a movie starring Philip S. Horseman.
* In The Commander, Philip Seymour Horseman signed the mug for the "World's greatest Commander award". Tahoma also reveals here that he's the founder of Chanelle J News.
* In The End when the ship exploded, one of the pieces of the ship has "HORSEMAN" written on it.

We finally got to see Philip Seymour Horseman on screen in the in the episode Phil, where he plays himself as the titular 'Phil'. The episode is sort of a variety-show special with Phil as the host presenting clips related to Space Tree, similar to The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular where a character who exists within the show's universe breaks the fourth wall and presents clips from the show. The only character from the actual show who Phil appears in the same scene with is Mee.

Philip Seymour Horseman is an obvious reference to Philip Seymour Hoffman, an Academy Award-winning American movie actor who is dead.
The Secret Page

The most secretive page of all.

The Secret Page was a place on the Space Tree website for bonus content to be shared with fans. It's divided into three sub-pages each labelled by the month they were added in: March 2006, April 2006 and May 2006.

**Page Title:** the amazing secret page

**Direct link:** http://www.spacetree.com/faceofbase.html

## Secret Page March 2006

**Creation Date:** shortly after February 27, 2006 (when The S Word came out).

This is the first secret page, which was added to the Space Tree website after The S Word was released. A link to it was sent as a reward to those who emailed in drawings of the Commander's face, as part of a "competition" advertized in an easter egg at the end of The S Word.

On the page are three episode commentaries voiced by different Space Tree characters. These episode commentaries have all easter eggs removed and the original audio plays on low volume.

* RESIDENT TREEVIL commentary - with Forescore Jones and The Commander - **Page title:** fair enough
* NO CHALK commentary - with Space Tree and The Commander - **Page title:** "No Chalk" commentary
* COMMANDER IN A DRESS commentary - with Allon and Reginald - **Page title:** "Commander in a Dress" commentizzle

## Secret Page April 2006

**Creation Date:** 2006-04-11/12?

After the existence of The Secret Page became common knowledge to Space Tree fans, and not just those who had participated in the drawing contest, Ed continued to ad new content to it for the next couple of months.

The April page includes a slideshow of the drawings of the Commander's faces that Space Tree fans sent in. There is a commentary track for Serious Kidnapping, and an old cartoon by Ed Atlin called "Face Bee", which he'd formerly hosted on his website wheresmyshoe.com. This cartoon uses a similar intro that's a spoof of the one used in the early episodes of Space Tree.

* THE COMMANDER's face - starring The Commander - **Page title:** commanderfaces
* SERIOUS KIDNAPPING commentary - with Space Tree and whatever shut up - **Page title:** ct26
* FACE BEE the face bee - filling the third spot - **Page title:** b

## Secret Page May 2006

**Creation Date:** 2006-05-14?

The May page includes a remix of The Pizza Fort Song by Shmorky, a commentary track for The Giving Tree by "Ed Atlin" and a rotating 3D model of Space Tree made by Daniel Nisi.

* PIZZA FORT remix - starring The Commander - **Page title:** someday
* THE GIVING TREE commentary - with "Ed Atlin" - **Page title:** ???
* SPACE TREE 3D model - it rotates - **Page title:** what face?
Forescore Jones vs. Hitler

## Transcript

(Two zombies are sitting at a table playing cards)

**ZOMBIE 2:** So, you got any fours?

**ZOMBIE 1:**Go fish!

**ZOMBIE 2:** Aw man, I really thought you had a four.

(Forescore Jones walks up)

**FORESCORE:** Hey, I've got a four. A Forescore Jones that is.

(Forescore's name flashes across the screen)

**ZOMBIE 1:** .. What?

**FORESCORE:** That's my name, Forescore Jones.

**ZOMBIE 2:** Well that's a stupid name.

(Forescore shoots the second zombie straight through his fucking skull)

**ZOMBIE 1:** Hey man, what'choo do that for? We were just trying to play poker here. It's not like poker ever hurt anybody.

**FORESCORE:** You were playing go fish you lying zombie son of a bitch! And go fish has hurt a lot of people, especially all the fine fishermen and fisherwomen of the world. Motherfu\*\*\*\*.

**ZOMBIE 1:** Oh come on man, you just wanted to kill us because we're zombies.

**FORESCORE:** Uh, well yeah, that's some news flash.

**ZOMBIE 1:** Man, you are nothing but a total friggin' nazi.

**FORESCORE:** Woah. (a monocle falls off Forescore's face) Did you just call me a nazi?

**ZOMBIE 1:** You are like worse than frigging Hitler, man.

**FORESCORE:** Woah, OK..

**ZOMBIE 1:** Why don't you just grow a gay little moustache Forescore *Hitler* Jones.

**FORESCORE:** Hey, I am not worse than Hitler. If I have to prove it to you, I will.

**ZOMBIE 1:** OK then, prove it, let's travel back in time right now so you can kill Hitler, right in the face.

(Cut to Hitler sitting in a field holding a flower and singing)

**HITLER:** Lalalalala.

(Forescore and the zombie teleport in)

**HITLER:** Was ist das?? Ein-

(Forescore shoots Hitler in the fucking head)

**FORESCORE:** There.

**ZOMBIE 1:** Well, I guess I misjudged you, Forescore Jones, you're not a nazi after all. Sorry if I caused you any offence.

**FORESCORE:** Well I was a little hurt by your accusation, but now that we're here I wonder if shotting Hitler in the face will change history at all.

**ZOMBIE 1:** Oh no, I just remembered that I'm Hitler's great, great grandson! Ohhhh!

(the zombie starts to fade out of existence)

**FORESCORE:** No, zombie! No.. What have I done?!

**ZOMBIE 1:** I'm just kidding, Forescore. Jesus Christ. You got all serious there.

(The End)
We're Gonna Buy Some Stamps

A song about friggin' buying stamps. The Commander and Forescore sing it in Forescore Jones: Undercover, because they both like stamps or something.

## Lyrics

**COMMANDER:** I need to buy some stamps.

**FORESCORE JONES:** *(close in to Forescore with each "stamp")* Stamps?! STAMPS?!? DID YOU SAY STAMPS?!?

**COMMANDER:** ... Yeah.

**FORESCORE JONES:** Well, I need some new stamps for my collection! Let's go together!

*(a happy face appears on the screen)*

*(cut to Commander & Forescore walking across the street)*

**COMMANDER & FORESCORE:** We're gonna buy some stamps today! We're gonna buy some stamps!

**COMMANDER:** *(? ? ? ? ? appears as he speaks)* How many stamps are YOU gonna buy?

**FORESCORE JONES:** *(1 2 3 4 7 appears for him)* I'm gonna buy, like... 7.

**COMMANDER & FORESCORE:** We're gonna buy some stamps today! We're gonna buy some stamps!

Reprise found in easter egg:

**COMMANDER:** How many stamps are YOU gonna buy?
Kidnapper

Kidnapping son of a kidnapper.

## Biography

A pretty gross, pig looking alien guy with four nipples and a monobrow who wears a dirty undershirt and no pants.

He kidnapped the Commander in Serious Kidnapping and asked Space Tree "the stuff" as a ransom, but his evil plan was foiled when a little bird let slip that his one weakness is being lied to.

He returned in Serious Tingling, this time kidnapping Space Tree's unremovable space tumor, but this plan too was foiled. Not wanting to let the bullet in his gun go to waste, he decided to shoot it right through his own fucking skull.

We saw him a last time when he returned in Allon Writes Something as the Ghost of Valentine's Day Past. He had a wallet (which Mee stole) with a K (for Kidnapper) on it.

## Memorable Quotes

* "You lied to me? (Getting Teary-Eyed) You lied!? You're a liar, Space Tree!" (Runs off moaning) - Serious Kidnapping
* "Well what the hell am I going to do with this bullet? Oh, I know!" (shoots himself in the head) - Serious Tingling
* "I AM totally Serious NoW if You don't start meating my demands SooN - tHe COMMANDER Loses a hand. " - part of his letter written in Serious Kidnapping
* "OOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoh. I'm a ghost." - Allon Writes Something
The Origin of Space Tree

At last, the incredible story of Space Tree's origin is told, live over the Internet. OR IS IT?

## Transcript

*(open to Tarbob in an armchair)*

**TARBOB:** Good evening. I have been asked to come here tonight, and share with you the story of the origin of one Space Tree the Space Tree. *(a book appears from behind the chair)* So I will! "Chapter One. Once upon a time, Space Tree's parents had sex, and 9 months later, he was born. The End." Good night, everybody!

*(the Boss Guy from Episode 10 shows up behind Tarbob's chair)*

**MR. BOSS:** Tar-BOB!!!

**TARBOB:** *(his chair bounces to the side of the screen)* Yes, sir?

**MR. BOSS:** You better clean out your desk RIGHT NOW, because *(close-up on Mr. Boss' face)* YOU *(close-up again)* ARE FIIIII- promoted!

**TARBOB:** Why, thank you, sir!

**MR. BOSS:** That is correct. You're movin' on up. *(in higher-pitched voice)* "Movin' on up!" *(normal voice)* to, uh, Floor number 2. So go.

**TARBOB:** Sure thing, Mr. Boss, sir!

*(cut to Tarbob behind a desk reading "Secretary of Floor #2")*

**TARBOB:** Make sure you hold all of my calls, Frank!

*(cut to Frank, behind a desk reading "Secretary of Secretary of Floor #2")*

**FRANK:** F\*\*\* you.

**TARBOB:** Uh, please?

**FRANK:** F\*\*\* you!

**TARBOB:** OK, that's it, Frank! I have the authority here now, and I've had enough of your obscene shenanigans. *(close-up to Tarbob's face)* YOU *(close-up again)* are gonna be PROM- *(cut back to normal shot of him)* Fired.

*(Frank tosses her desk at Tarbob, missing his head by inches; she throws her telephone at him, which hits him in the face)*

**FRANK:** You can't fire ME! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

*(cut to silhouette of Frank jumping out the window)*

**FRANK:** Waaaa-

*(cut back to Floor #2; Mr. Boss enters)*

**MR. BOSS:** Don't worry; we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

**TARBOB:** Really? I thought we were just a stationary slash insurance company.

**MR. BOSS:** We can steal her shoes. We have the technology.

*(cut to a screen reading Copylight 2005)*

*(cut to end screen, which proclaims "new episode next week")*

## Fun Facts

* The gestation period of a tree is apparently the same as a human.
* This is the shortest episode to date, at 1:25.
* This is the first episode without an appearance of a main character.
* Mr. Boss still has a gunshot to the head from when Mee murdered him.
* Frank seems to treat Tarbob rather meanly, considering that Tarbob is the first person to have gotten her name correctly (instead of calling her "Carol").

## References

* The line "We can rebuild her. We have the technology" reprises from the hit US TV show, 'The 6 Million Dollar Man'.
* Mee's Boss vocalisation of 'movin' on up' is a reference to the song Movin' On Up (Theme to The Jeffersons) by Ja'net Dubois.
Dave Kelly

Dave Kelly, better known by his pen-name Shmorky, is a web comic artist and Flash animator responsible for making alternate versions of the Fixing a Robot song (which can be found by clicking on the cheese in They Got Johnny, Part 1) and the Pizza Fort song (which can be found on the May 2006 Secret Page).

He provided the voice of Cloud-Face in Clouds.

He has had a prolific career in drawing and animation. The venues and pseudonyms under which he has produced and distributed content are too numerous to list here. He was perhaps best known during the height of Space Tree's popularity for his contributions to Flash Tub.

Dave has an account on the Keenspot forums under the username Dave Kelly, which he created on Mar 14 2000, and occasionally posted on the Space Tree forum.

During the wait time before episode 50, Shmorky posted several pieces of fan art to the Space Tree forum, jokingly referring to them as "EXCLUSIVE PIX FROM EPISODE 50", which can be found in the gallery below.

In the years since Space Tree, Dave has been embroiled in several unpleasant controversies. You can look up more information about this elsewhere, but be warned it gets NSWF.

## Gallery

Episode 50 "Preview" 1Episode 50 "Preview" 2Episode 50 "Preview" 3Episode 50 "Preview" 4
To Do List

List of things on this wiki that still need doing.

* Start construction on the Items section
* Start construction on the Places section
* Start construction on the Inside Jokes section
* Add .SWF and Youtube links to the bottom of all the episodes
	+ Try and get links to all of the unlisted easter eggs videos on Youtube as well
* Download all of the .SWFs off of the Space Tree website before it goes offline forever.
Alien

## Alien (probably)

The Alien, sometimes referred to by fans as 'the probably alien' after his catchphrase, is a reoccurring side character who resembles a xenomorph from the Alien franchise.

## Biography

This alien lives in the air ducts of Space Tree's Ship, where he would occasionally appear in cutaways. He is always shown in a sitting position, usually on a small stool and sometimes in a swivel chair. He used to play cards with Ghost Spider who lived there as well until he moved out in Out of Space. He can be seen attending the ship's crew meeting in Trumpet Shenanigans. In Allon's Crib Allon moved back into the ship where he then lived with the Alien in the air ducts. The first words he said to Allon were "I like to eat children. While they're asleep." but somehow, Allon managed to survive their living situation.

In Timebomb Pinkfrosting88 brought him and other minor characters to Space Tree's New Ship. When the Commander wanted to leave the ship in order to live on the space roads, the Alien gave an impassioned plea where he revealed that he loves him.

The Alien is voiced by Bean McBean.

## Memorable Quotes

* "Prrrrobablyyyy..." - catchphrase
* "I like to eat children. While they're asleep." - Allon's Crib
Lamp

The Lamp is a... Lamp. Yeah.

Her first appearance was in the episode Space for Rent, where the Commander gets drunk on non-alcoholic beer and starts making out with a lamp. The lamp is later revealed to be sentient when she asks Psycom "but I thought you said that I was the only one for you?", apparently won over by Psycom's drunken advancements while impersonating the Commander.

She is seen as being in a relationship with the Commander in a 25-year flash-forward to the future in the episode Space Package, although The Commander's life-long obsession with a random package seems to putting strain on their relationship.

She appeared as a contestant in the special episode What's Inside That Tree? in which she is presented as a prize to the winner. In an easter egg at the end of the episode, Psycom jumps down in front of the lamp holding flowers and yells "Hell yeah!", implying he may still have romantic intentions towards the lamp.

Her last speaking appearance was in Desert Space, where the Commander presents her as his partner when speaking to the Christophers, however shortly after this he offers to trade her to them for a beer (in response to which she cries "I never loved you anyway!"). This is also the episode that confirms that the lamp is female, as the Commander presents her as "the lady", and when asked about this by the Christophers clarifies that "it's a female lamp". Why the Christophers aren't aware of this is unknown, as Christopher 1 can be seen putting the moves on Lamp at Ghost Spider's party in the previous episode.

In the episode Space Package one of the end credits is "db terjesen as "alice" ". Given that the lamp is the only female character in the episode, and the only one with a speaking part whose name we don't otherwise know, it seems to be implied that the lamp's name is actually Alice.
November

November's not a crazy, big-mouthed, dead-eyed bitch, but she plays one on TV.

## Biography

November is a character who appeared in Professor Clerman's TV series The Clerman Clones, an episode of which was shown in The Clerman Clones - Episode 4.

November is a parody of April O'Neil (their names are both months of the year, gasp!), just as The Clerman Clones are a parody of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. She looks almost exactly like April, down to her yellow jumpsuit and occupation as a news reporter.

In The Clerman Clones - Episode 4 she sets up a fake trap as a joke on the clones. Despite the trap having already been revealed to be a joke, the clone based on Raphael remorselessly breaks her fucking neck with his bare hands.
Episodes

The episodes of Space Tree are obviously the most important part, and we've got everything you could possibly need to know about them!

## Main Episodes

### Season 2

 In the first episode of Space Tree: Season 2, a detective hunts down an escaped prisoner and Allon makes his long-awaited return!

## Discarded Episodes

 "**The Whole Time**"
 "**The Memory Tree, Part The Second**"
 The originally planned but later discarded sequel to The Memory Tree.

## Forescore Jones: Zombie Hunter

 "**Forescore Jones vs. Lunch**"
 "**Forescore Jones vs. Hitler**"
 part 3 of the Forescore Jones spin-off animated by Matt C. - http://eatthattoast.com
The Memory Tree

*The Memory Tree lives inside another tree. He's a friend to you and me, but he wants you to leave him be.*

## Biography

The Memory Tree is a pain in the ass Italian version of Space Tree pulled out of Space Tree's Tree-hole portal to Treeholia...

He was first mentioned in the episode The Memory Tree. Space Tree claims that only he knows the location of The Memory Tree and that only he speaks his 'ancient tree language'. Both of these claims turn out to be false, as Allon reveals that he knows where the Memory Tree is (inside Space Tree) and that he's spoken to him.

It seems that Space Tree was keeping The Memory Tree imprisoned within his leaves in Treeholia for reasons which were unknown at the time, but in hindsight it appears to have been because he's annoying as hell.

The episode The Memory Tree was left on a cliff hanger, so we never got to see The Memory Tree appear in an official episode of Space Tree. However, four years later a pair of clips from the unfinished follow up episode The Memory Tree, Part The Second were uploaded to YouTube which featured several scenes with The Memory Tree.

He's revealed to be a tree similar in appearance to Space Tree, except he has a green moustache and a metal sheet wrapped around the 'eye' portion of his trunk with 'MT' etched into it. He talks with an over the top Italian accent and constantly inserts references to Italian dishes into his speech, both of which really seem to piss Space Tree (who he calls 'Spach'a Tree') off. The Memory Tree may represent Space Tree's repressed Italian side, which has been referenced several times throughout the series.

Apparently his escape from within Space Tree's leaves involved being broken out of an egg and melting into 'tree goo'.

The next official Space Tree episode released, The Return of Allon, despite picking up where the previous episode left off, makes no reference to The Memory Tree.
Kira Buckland

Kira Buckland is a voice actress who provided the voices of several characters in the later episodes of Space Tree. She was credited under different aliases over the course of the series; from her initial role as the Female Space Tree in The S Word she was credited as Kagome Higurashi (a reference to a character from the manga/anime InuYashi), up until her final contribution in They Got Johnny, Part 1 where she is credited under the new alias Rina Chan. When Space Tree's episodes were eventually uploaded to Youtube the credits for all of the episodes she was in credit her as Rina-Chan.

Kira performed voices for the following characters in Space Tree:

* The Female Space Tree in The S Word
* One of the many characters inside Space Tree's leaves at the end of The Italian Job
* Tahoma Fresh from The Commander onward
* Pinkfrosting88 from Timebomb onward

Kira has lent her voice to over 200 other flash animations on the web. She voiced most of the female characters in the seventh and final season of "Bonus Stage," which probably explains why she was recruited to contribute to the Japanese language version of the cartoon, as well as its fan spinoff, "Forum Stage". She also provided voices for Something Awful's Flash Tub. She was also the founder of the Newgrounds Voice Acting Club on voiceacting.proboards.com. She is also heard on "XIN", "Yes Yes Anime", "Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Club", "The Real Rubyrulez", "Teagirl", "Metal Gear Awesome", and InuYasha's Halloween (which she also wrote). She was the founder of Senshi-Con, Alaska's first anime convention which is still running today.

Kira has gone on to have prolific career in voice acting, and at the time of writing is still active in the industry, providing voice work for many anime and video game projects which can be viewed on her website: http://kirabuckland.com/. She is perhaps best known for providing the English voice of NieR:Automata's 2B.

Websites that she is known to have operated in the past are Rei-chan.net and suzumiya-haruhi.net

She has a Newgrounds account, where many of the Flash animations she contributed voice work to can be found.

Kira had an account on the Keenspot forums with the username Rina-Chan which she created on Sep 16, 2006. She only interacted with the Space Tree community once, where she lambasted its members for their overly critical reaction to her voice acting in Episode 51.
Anti Space Terrorists

A pair of terrorists who really don't like space. And who can blame them?

## Biography

These two Anti Space Terrorists were planning to destroy Space in order to live in Anti Space forever. They would have had succeeded if one of the Terrorists (the one in green) hadn't have been an undercover Space agent who stopped the terrorist activities. OR DID HE? No, actually he didn't. He also was a terrorist and gave the other terrorist a birthday cake. The end. Actually, this was all a pre-enactment anyway so may not be canon (does this show even have canon?). By the way, the other terrorist (the one in pink) is called Jim.

Ghost to the Spider reported in Kill or Kick that he had arrested some Anti Space terrorists, but according to Space Tree this isn't worth mentioning, because "who hasn't arrested terrorists, it's not a big deal."

Jim can be seen in the background as on of the guests attending The Stem and Commander's wedding in The Sanctity.

## Memorable Quotes

"Hahaha, Space is destroyed and now we shall live in Anti Space forever more!" - Amanolla Family Reunion

"I'm actually a terrorist. Happy birthday, Jim." - Amanolla Family Reunion
Hatebreeders

***Hatebreeders*** es la canción número seis del álbum Walk Among Us. Además, este es el tema de mayor duración de todo el disco, contando con 3:09 minutos. Es una de las únicas canciones con solo de guitarra, junto con Vampira y I Turned into a Martian.

## Lyrics

Whoa oh oh

No

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Brain invasion goin' on in everyone

You feel the things that make your world turn angry red

Because the next time you can't take it

Next thought murderlation

And hate is all you want to know

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Murder one inborn into your every cell

It's in your blood and you can't shake it

Because you were bred to take it

Next stop annihilation

They bred the hate right in your bones

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Because you were bred to take it

Next stop annihilation

They bred the hate right in your fuckin' bones

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Hate is your mistress and you shall not want

You shall not want because your breed is strong

Because when they try to break you

New world desolation

And strength is all you gotta know

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

Whoa oh oh

Hate breeders

Whoa oh oh

And all you know

Hatebreeders

Whoa oh oh

And all you know

Hatebreeders

Whoa oh oh
Dancing Candy Cane

The Dancing Candy Cane is a bipedal, living candy cane. It pops up randomly throughout the series and performs the Space Dance.

## Appearances

* In the "low carb space menu" of the old Episode Menu, which was just a list of all episodes, there was a dancing candy cane on the right.
* In Super Space the candy cane appears in the end saying its most famous line "It's Candy Cane Time!"
* In Sideburned in Space, the Commander does the Space Dance with the candy cane while Space Tree is at the door.
* In Frame Game, the candy cane does the Space Dance on Freely McWheely's desk.
* In No Chalk, there are two dancing candy canes in the Commander's music video, Fixing a Robot.
* In The Sanctity, the candy cane appeared non-dancing as a guest at the The Stem and the Commander's wedding.
Seriouser Kidnapping

## Credits

Seriouser Kidnapping was planned to be the 40th episode of Space Tree, but was eventually discarded. Instead, the episode The Potato Farm was released in its place.

The episode's name was added to the episode menu of the Space Tree website right after the release of The Clerman Clones - Episode 4, until it was replaced by The Potato Farm.

According to a post on the Space Tree forum by Ed Atlin, some of the storyline planned for this episode went on to be used in Serious Tingling.
Luzini

Kind of an idiot.

## Biography

Luzini was Space Tree's great-cousin, which is weird because he looks nothing like a tree, unless you count his green moustache which I guess looks kinda leafy. He was a stereotypical Italian, giving credence to the Commander's theory about Space Tree's Italian descent.

In Emotional Distress we find out that Luzini has died and left Space Tree two million pizzolas; pizzolas being his idiot word for pizzas. He appears in all white (besides his green moustache) at the end of the episode, probably because he's a ghost what with being dead and all. He has a hook for his right hand and has an L on his shirt (for Luigi. I mean Luzini).

He was the proprietor of Luzini's Pizzolas™, a pizza place which also employed or owned SpeshDiv at one point.

He shows up in Business Opportunity during the Pizza Fort Song, being shaken down by the Commander and his pizza bat.

In Forescore Jones: Xmas we see a kid version of Luzini waiting in line at the mall to see Santa. He looks the same except he's alive again and doesn't have a moustache. Maybe it's his grandson or something, or like Luzini time traveling from the past? I dunno, you try and figure this crap out.
Special Page

This page is special.

A link to the Special Page appeared on the first and second version of the Main Menu of the Space Tree website. It's basically a page for miscellaneous content that featured the following links:

* Downloads: Links directly to the Downloads Page.
* Music: Opens a page with a link to Joe B.'s music site Feats of Strength.
* Contact: This is where you could find Ed Atlin's email address: datlin@gmail.com

The menu is designed to look like Space Tree's chalkboard, and as such features triangles for navigation.

**Direct link:** http://spacetree.keenspot.com/special.html