RTD

Humans can roll the dice by typing "!rtd".

Rolling the dice picks a random number from 1 - 20 (1 being the worst roll, and 20 being the best)

This command has a 30 second cooldown before it can be used again.

Here are all the rolls from RTD:

## Rolls

### 2

#### "1000" Max HP

*(Person) gets 1000 max hp!*

Roller gets 1000 max hp! (until the roller loses it all and get their health set to 1 hp a few seconds later with a small chance to keep it instead)

#### Roman Vase

*(Person) got very sick by drinking dirty water they found in an ancient roman vase.*

Gives the roller multiple random diseases.

### 3

#### Boom

*(Person) just fucking explodes for no reason.*

Once again, Boom.

### 4

#### Microwave Failure

*(Person) put their lasagna in the microwave for 40 seconds instead of 30 seconds and caused a nuclear explosion, irradiating them severely.*

Gives the roller alot of rads.

#### Banan

*(Person) slipped on a inverse banana peel and went flying thousands of meters up into the air.*

Sends the roller flyin' to the skies.

### 5

#### Annoyed elf

*A Magical Elf was annoyed with the antics of (Person) and cast mortal coil on them for (random amount) seconds.*

Knocks down the roller for the amount of seconds.

#### Rain Cloud

*The atmosphere got upset at (Person) and caused a rain cloud from (random amount) miles away to barrel towards A Large Tree and rain on them.*

Roller gets wet status.

### 6

#### Sleepy

*(Person) fell asleep, comforted by the knowledge that teeth grow larger at night.*

Roller falls asleep for a bit.

### 7

*(Person) should avoid looking down for about 5 seconds...*

Person gets launched in the opposite way they are looking in about 5 seconds.

### 8

#### Free Slappies

*(Person) gets (random amount) slappies!*

Roller gets random amount of slappies and then they are usually taken away.

### 9

#### Suicide

*(Person) is contemplating suicide.*

Gives the roller the Kill yourself gun.

#### No strings attached (;

*(Person) gets (random amount) slappies, no strings attached.*

Roller gets a random amount of slappies.

### 10

#### Vomit

*(Person) vomits everywhere.*

Makes the person vomit (the vomit can heal players)

### 11

#### Tree Herpees

*(Person) suddenly came to the realization that they always wanted to be a plant. To speak their language, to become involved in their culture. In their mad attempt to become a plant, they accidentally gave themselves Tree Herpees instead.*

Roller gets tree herpees.

### 12

#### Literally Nothing

*(Person) has been given literally nothing!*

Self explanatory.

#### Free Heal

*(Person) was healed for (random amount) health!*

Roller gets healed for a random amount (the roll then takes back the hp most of the time)

### 13

#### Unlucky!

*Uh oh! 13 is the unlucky number! (person) loses 10 luck for (random amount) seconds!*

Roller loses 10 luck temporarly.

#### Heal

*Typically, 13 is the unlucky number. But since today is anti-tuesday, (Person) gets healed instead.*

Roller gets healed.

### 14

#### Free Snack

*(Person) looks hungry. Have a snack!*

Gives the roller a random food item.

### 15

#### Lottery Ticket

*(Person) found a lottery ticket!*

Gives the roller a lottery ticket.

### 16

#### Free Slappies

*(Person) gets (random amount) slappies!*

Roller gets given slappies.

### 18

#### Loot Box

*(Person) found a lootbox!*

Roller gets a free lootbox.

### 19

#### Dark Steel Mask

*While (Person) reflected upon their nutrition, they suddenly fell into a deep aggressive sleep. They dreamed about a figure wearing a dark steel mask and upon waking realized that all their diseases have been cured.*

Roller has all of their cureable diseases cured.

### 20

#### Extra HP

*(Person) gets (random from 1-1000) extra hp!*

Roller gets max hp.

## Zombie Rolls

Zombies can also rtd, here are all the zombie rtd rolls:

### 11

#### Swap

*(Person) thinks about cherries. Causing them to swap places with (Other random person)*

Roller swaps places with a random zombie.

### 15

#### Fish

*(Person) stumbles over a nest of land fish.*

Lots of collectible fish appear out of thin air.

### 16

#### Cofe

*(Person) finds a cup of coffee on the ground and takes a sip. They feel faster.*

Roller gets strong buff and also +1 to their !coffee amount.