Nelson Spencer

my homie Nelson

## Appearance & Personality

### Appearance

Nelson is a mildly boring and miserable-looking square person. Unlike their siblings who are both 2-dimensional and leggy, Nelson is squart and heavyset with disproportionately short legs. They aren't buff by any means they just put on weight easily, a trait inherited from their mother, who they happen to resemble quite a bit. They have a squareish face and a visible underbite, with their lower jaw shifting forward and to the right, but rather than making them look weird it just gives them cool tusks. Like an orc, perhaps even an orc named Nyr. Their eyes are green and their hair is short and a dirtyishblondish color. They are scowling 100 percent of the time. Despite what they wish for deep deep down in their heart, they typically wear a white button-down and a vest to look Properly Masculine And Boring, as their very first attempts at experimenting with their appearance lead immediately to them being Dis Fucking Owned. They pretend it doesn't bother them but it bothers them.
### Personality

nelson believes that everyone in the world including themself is full of hate. so they are like :| so that they dont kill people out of being full of hate. this is irrational but they are not addressing it. they are impossible to talk to and have no friends
## Relations

* Family
* Other

**Nancy Spencer** [Mother]

* ugh

**Boris Spencer** [Father]

* HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR dad boris AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

**Serena Spencer** [Aunt]

* ugh

* Nelson views Gillean as by far the better of their two siblings- they've always sort of preferred his dopey, laid-back nature over Alto's deeply pity-invoking attention seeking. Present day, they talk fairly often. They're both out to each other, and on rare occasions they smoke together, though Nelson feels bad for encouraging the habit. They share similar thoughts about the church and their family and Wadeport in general. They miss spending more time with Gillean, and they worry about leaving them under the care of their father. Regardless of The Everything, they are bffsies.

* erm

* Nelson has a lot of mixed feelings about this girl. She seems nice enough, and maybe they'd like to be friends, except she seems to have an uncommon loyalty to the church that reminds them of Alto. They haven't known her long enough to call her a friend, and they really don't trust her, but they don't exactly dislike her either. They feel kind of responsible for her because she doesn't seem to be able to avoid walking into signposts.

**Sai Hatori**

* They sat together on the bleachers once.

**The entirety of the Catholic Church**

* Literally ruined their life

## odther

* Nelson's INTERESTS are birdwatching, woodworking, psychology, and sudoku. They are literally a million years old
	+ They used to be very passionate about warrior cats and roleplaying and d&d, but after their life was ruined and they became miserable all the time, they grew out of it. They are like i would rather psychoanalyze people from a completely objective and emotionless standpoint and sit perfectly still at the park on a bench with my eyes closed.
* Unlike Guppeta and Alto they do not have an Animal Of Choice that they are obsessed with. They do have a color though. And its green