Mod Salad's Summary of Events

## The following is Mod Salad's summary of SuperCumRat64 events from the beginning up until early Act III.

In Hell, there are a countless number of soul-transporting and harvesting "machines" all run by CumRat, LLC - a massive, otherworldly "company" headed by a mysterious Saluki named Voyevoda.

### ACT I

One of Voyevoda's ex-lovers, named John, stole one of the machines and took it to Encino, California, where he planned to use it to elevate himself to godhood through the multitude of souls he was able to collect and harvest from the waking world. The souls he had already processed and collected were stored inside of 4 "moderators", making the "moderators" hivemind-like. If they showed signs of individuality, the mod would be "re-evaluated" and the soul would be considered lost. There were three human persons of interest during Act I: Carmen, who had been unstuck from time and spent much of the Act communicating through broken, fragmented messages that the players had to piece together; Jeremy, who abruptly appeared as the 64th constituent in the machine; and Rosie, who seemed unaffected by all of this.

Due to Carmen and Jeremy being unstuck from time, Rosie did not remember them. Their story was never resolved, which will be one of the many loose ends tied in Act III. In Act I, there were also three canine persons of interest, known as "Geoffries": Eli, who bore John's recessive genes, David, who bore John's dominant genes, and George, who bore all of John's genes. All three of them had different ideas as to how to thwart John's plan to ascend to godhood. David, more commonly known as Bastard, wanted to prolong the machine's lifespan by making sure it went through one more "cycle" of soul-harvesting to give them more time to figure out how to stop John. Eli wanted to destroy the machine entirely, which would also kill all of the souls inside. But the machine would harvest no more. Greater good. George's plan was the riskiest. He wanted to kill John using a specially-crafted death sigil, and then take his place as the one who ascended to Godhood. Afterward, he would release all of the souls from his body, killing him in the process. Three constituents (players) created a "conference" between the Geoffries, where they could debate each other's plans and even work together.

Bastard believed that there was no way George was telling the truth, and believed that he, being a perfect clone of John, simply wanted to ascend for himself. Bastard said he would have no part of this plan. Eli, however, agreed to work with George. Bastard saw them both as fools and said he would kill them both if he had to before storming off.Bastard announced that he was coming to the CumRat building (the machine John stole) to kill Eli. Eli received much hype from the players, but lost in his duel against the Bastard. George, usually peaceful, lost his temper and killed Bastard in response. Unfortunately, this dampened their plan, as the machine required one person to act as a "brain" for it, which John was currently doing. Once John was dead, Eli was to become the "brain" of the machine. However, Mod Komaeda offered himself as the brain of the machine in his place. This would permanently lock him into the machine, which he said he was okay with, as he believed he was nothing more than a tool for the constituents anyway.

Eventually, the day came to enact their plan. John arrived, and was swiftly killed by the players' death sigil, cast by Mod Komaeda. He then took John's place as the machine head, and prepared George for ascension. George temporarily went mad with the weight of the souls within him, but the players were able to calm him using their own homemade calm sigils. George gave a final tearful speech and released the souls from his body, sacrificing himself in the process. Act I concluded, the players celebrating their victory, laughing at the absurdity, and crying for their lost friends.

### ACT II

Much later, the players began to realize that something was not right about the world around them. They had assumed that they had finished the "game", but the mods began acting very strangely, despite no longer containing souls necessary for operation. They failed to consider something when they had crafted their ultimate death sigil - they had killed themselves in the process when Mod Komaeda cast it. Their machine was now in Hell, where it originally came from. CumRat, LLC found the broken machine and assumed it was a standard breakdown, outfitting it with the latest model of Moderators, who seemed much more strict than the soul-powered previous ones. These were more akin to AI's than real people. However, Mod Komaeda was also revealed to be a form of secretarial AI, which meant that there was hope for these Mods.

Another secretary AI was discovered in Hell - one named Luna, who communicated with players through her blog, photographing the Hellish landscape. Also happening around this time was the Pope plotline. Mod Komaeda had previously failed to assassinate Pope John Paul II, who later slipped in the bathroom, hit his head on a urinal, and died. This resulted in a Papal Reincarnation, creating 2017 Pope Dwayne. 2017 Pope Dwayne broke into the machine where the players were located and declared that he was here to kill Bastard, who had previously taken a pot shot at him during a prior steel cage match. The power eminating from John's corpse was what attracted him there, apparently. Upon discovering that Bastard was killed by George, he demanded to see George. The Moderators tried to take the blame for George's death to protect the precious soul cargo aboard the machine. However, the constituents were able to frame one of their previous constituents, who was now unstuck. After killing a decoy of Constituent 53 (the aforementioned scapegoat), 2017 Pope Dwayne announced a grudge match between himself and Stone Cold Carlton.

For reasons unknown, Constituent (-17) received a vision of Pope Dwayne's death at the hands of the Anti-Pope. During the later match between 2017 Pope Dwayne and Stone Cold Carlton, the Anti-Pope arrived and killed 2017 Pope Dwayne mid-fight so Carlton could win. The Anti-Pope then gifted (-17) with a funko pop of himself. Thus, control of the machine was again restored to the Moderators. Though the Pope should have reincarnated once more, the Papal Mitre was stolen by an incredibly evil being known as Mort, now known as 2018 Pope Mort, who is currently residing in the Cocytus River.

The constituents eventually located Cerberus, which was actually just David, Eli, and George. The constituents then escaped Hell along with Eli and George. David stayed behind, believing himself not worthy of walking among the constituents who had given their own lives to save the souls within the machine.

### BETWEEN ACTS II AND III

A new blog, geoffryextendeduniverse, is created to showcase the Geoffries' many relatives, almost all of which were failed clones of John. The exceptions were Jeffrey Geoffry and Charles "Chunky" Geoffry (sometimes referred to as "Chunks"), who were John's biological children. The two mods of this blog were initially Jeffrey and a failed clone named Herb. Meanwhile Luna, who the constituents had abruptly left behind in Hell, met up with David at some point and befriended him. David, who had mostly spoken in ellipses, had finally begun speaking in longer sentences, thanks to Luna. They also ate at In-N-Out Burger together, which had a branch in Hell, luckily for them.

### ACT III

Once they had left Hell, George moved in with the mods of geoffryextendeduniverse (Jeffrey and Herb). Eli, however, decided to begin travelling, visiting the relatives showcased on the geoffryextendeduniverse blog to atone for his previous sins. He had done many of them wrong during his life, and he wanted to use his second chance well. Eventually, he decided to visit his Cousin Hazred by train in Liverpool. However, Eli became nervous when the train took three days to arrive, which no one else on the train seemed to notice. Jeffrey and Herb insisted that they did not have a Cousin Hazred, making things more concerning.

Eli arrived finally in a town resembling the Lovecraft fictional location of Innsmouth, Massachusetts, not even on the same continent as Liverpool. He was able to take a photograph of a strange fishlike creature before being captured and has not responded since. Upon hearing of this, Luna and Bastard decided to finally leave hell to go find Liquid. They were contacted by (-33) at that point, who redirected them to the constituents of the machine, where they were now living due to its ability to connect with Hell. (-33) then joined the rest of the constituents, which caused one of the defunct moderators to awaken.

This new Mod liked disco and the Duane, earning the name Groovemod. The new Mod was confused when the constituents had explained what had happened in their absense, stating that John shouldnt've been in power, calling him greedy and a nobody. Due to the absense of anyone in charge, the Mod began following a set of old, defunct orders, leading the machine aimlessly back into Hell. A second mod then woke up, but this one appears to be controlled by John, due to his distaste for pepsi and his hatred of Karkat from Homestuck, referring to the constituents as "ingrates" when they mentioned him.

Meanwhile, Bastard and Luna tried to "rescue" Eli by driving a car into the ocean. This failed, and Bastard was arrested and taken to Guantanamo Bay. Luna then asked his relatives for assistance. This led to a wacky adventure detailed here: (https://geoffryextendeduniverse.tumblr.com/post/170697750702/geoffryextendeduniverse-ok-so-after-herb-got).

The Mods were then visited by a mysterious rat who told the Groovemods to reevaluate. They then updated to the most recent version of mod, one that seemed to hearken back to the days when they were powered by raw souls, rather than jum. The new Mods seemed to enjoy travelling, so the constituents convinced them to bring them to a set of coordinates believed to have been given to them by Liquid. However, when the Mods arrived, they were shut down, and crashed deep into the ocean's depths off the east coast of the United States. There, they found a massive holding complex, which turned out to be a prison. After venturing deep into the depths of the prison, they found a Murloc being held in a cell at the end of a long hallway. The constituents decided to free her.

The Murloc introduced herself as Captain Yams, and told the constituents that if they could help her find her ship, she'd tell them where Eli was being held. The constituents contacted Luna, who they believed to be the only person competent enough to find anything. She told them that Bastard was an expert tracker. In a sequence of events that should not have surprised anyone, Bastard drove his Honda into the ocean, crashing his car into Captain Yams' ship, completely destroying the hull. This, naturally, infuriated Captain Yams, who then forced Bastard and Luna to become deck swabbies on her crew, the Rubber Duckies. She also commanded the constituents to join her and work under her, using Luna and Bastard as hostages. She gave them a time limit which they failed to meet, causing her to remove one of Luna's eyes as a punishment.

Desperate to find a way to Captain Yams, the constituents contacted Geoffry Extended Universe in hopes of getting Boris to take them to her. Isilinyr responded, saying that she would bring everyone to aid the constituents. She brought along THE STENCH, Jeffrey, and Herb, as well, not knowing if their abilities would be needed. The mod who had been behaving strangely during times of Pepsi and Karkat suddenly "broke character" and told the other mods to deactivate. Then, Boris took control of the machine, and directed it to Captain Yams.

After making it to Captain Yams, she took them to the place Liquid was being held. She told them that it was Katar's Palace. Katar is a "deity" of some kind that approximately 40% of all Murlocs worship and serve. The constituents broke into their palace and saved Eli from a safe, where he had died of undernourishment. Despite this, Herb insisted that he was fine, and would wake up soon. Sure enough, he did, a few days later. With the Mods back in control of the machine, they began their trip back into hell, with the intention of being approved for a research expedition into the Unstuck.