Pull-My-Finger Fartin' Philenstein

This was a Halloween animatronic by Tekky Toys to promote The Atlanta Opera's "Young Philenstein" and its vintage-radio-show-style audiobook adaptation from Hi-Tops Audio; Philenstein wears his famous glasses, black satin gloves, trademark sweatband, white lab coat with black buttons and green long sleeve shirt as well as his black parachute pants, famous tube socks and brown patent leather cowboy boots. When you "pull" his left finger by gently squeezing it, he farts and vibrates, then provides crazy commentary and plays Halloween music; as he farts, vibrates, talks, creates Halloween-style noises, plays famous instrumental Halloween tunes and uniquely original Halloween-style melodies, his eyes light up green and his cheeks light up red. The vocals are provided by Phil LaMarr as Philenstein from the Hi-Tops Audio production; just like the live Atlanta Opera DVD with its bonus soundtrack as well as the radio-show-styled HTA audiobook, it was sold in Atlanta's Fox and Alliance theatres as well as Zellers, TK Maxx, TJ Maxx, Toys R Us, Hot Topic, Smyth's, Sainsbury's, Marshalls, ASDA, Tesco, The Entertainer, Big W, The Home Depot, Gamestop, Archie McPhee, Lowe's, Rona, Borders, Canadian Tire, Marshalls, Winners, Walmart, Spirit Halloween, Party City, Iparty and Party Packagers.

## The Noises, Messages and Interludes

1. ("Lingering stinker" fart) That haunting aroma will put ya in a coma! (Spooky music plays)
2. ("Backdoor bugle" fart) A real blast from behind! (Creepy music plays)
3. ("Air biscuit" fart) The air's getting scarier and scarier! (Scary music plays)
4. ("Butt bassoon" fart) Darkly musical! (Eerie music plays)
5. (Really loud "Whoopie" fart) That really made a scream of an entrance! (Horrific music plays)
6. ("Razzberry" fart) That's a spine chiller! (Terrifying music plays)
7. ("Blowing horn" fart) What a killer noise! (The "Psycho" theme song's violin string screeches play)
8. ("Depth charge" fart) Supernaturally nightmarish! ("Exorcist" Tubular Bells)
9. ("Cute and sassy" fart) Adorably cursed! (Toccata and Fugue in Dm)
10. ("Distinguished" fart) What a grand entrance for a gassy guy like me! (Ride of the Valkyries)
11. ("Rotten" fart) Oh! What died inside? (Death March)
12. ("Screechy violin" fart) That's a real scream of a performance! (Alfred Hitchcock theme a.k.a. Marionette March)
13. ("Barn owl" fart) Beware of barn owls! (Dragnet theme)
14. ("Alarm" fart) That really set off the gas detection alarm! (Death Dance a.k.a. Danse Macabre)
15. ("Whispy" fart) Silent, deadly and violent-SDV! How's that for a Halloween scare? (The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
16. ("Giggly" fart) A symphony of laughs always keeps me in stitches! (Beethoven's 5th Symphony audio clip reused from Gemmy's Beethoven Bust)
17. ("Banshee scream" fart) Eek, that's so scary! (Jaws theme plays)
18. ("Cackler" fart) That windy cackle had a shining sheen to it! ("The Shining" theme plays)
19. ("Witchy" fart) The witching hour is getting magically enchanting! (The Addams Family theme tune's intro plays, complete with finger snaps)
20. ("Phantom" fart) Trust me, the truth's out there! (X Files theme plays)
21. ("Squeaky chair" fart) Such haunting ambience! (Haunted house sound effects play)
22. ("Toxic gas" fart) TBA! (Sinister laughter echoes)
23. ("Ghoulish gurgle" fart) TBA! (Bloodcurdling organ tune)
24. ("Zombie moan" fart) TBA! (Zombie growls and groans)
25. ("Wailing specter" fart) TBA! (Ghostly howls)
26. ("Sneaky poltergeist" fart) TBA! (Mysterious whispers)
27. ("Goblin giggle" fart) TBA! (Mischievous laughter)
28. ("Werewolf howl" fart) TBA! (Werewolf howling)
29. ("Vampire hiss" fart) TBA! (Eerie hissing)
30. ("Mummy shuffle" fart) TBA! (Mummy bandage unwrapping noise)
31. ("Buzzsaw massacre" fart) TBA! (Chainsaw noises)
32. ("Creaky casket" fart) TBA! (Bat calls)
33. ("Vampire coffin" fart) TBA! (Phantom of the Opera theme playing)
34. ("Mummy tomb" fart) TBA! (cat yowling)
35. ("Ghost crying" fart) TBA! (Frightening music plays)
36. ("Creepy whispering" fart) TBA! ("Streets of Cairo")
37. ("Wolf howl" fart) TBA! ("Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon plays)
38. ("Coyote howl" fart) That'll leave you HOWLING with laughter! ("Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell plays)
39. ("Bubbling beaker" fart) TBA! ("The Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett plays)
40. ("Interstellar transmission" fart) TBA! ("Flying Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley plays)
41. ("Alien Frequency" fart) TBA! ("Martian Hop")
42. ("Scared scream" fart) TBA! ("Thriller" by Michael Jackson plays)
43. ("Tolling bell of doom" fart) TBA! ("This Is Halloween" plays)
44. ("Boiling Bunsen Burner" fart) TBA! ("The Hall of the Mountain King" plays)
45. ("Evil, spooky laughter" fart) TBA! ("The Thing" by Phil Harris plays)
46. ("rattling bones" fart) TBA! ("Spooky, Scary Skeletons" by Andrew Gold plays)
47. ("devilish, demonic laugh" fart) That was a wicked one! ("The Devil Went Down To Georgia" plays)
48. ("Tittering witch" fart) Downright magical! ("Witch Doctor" by Alvin the Chipmunk plays)
49. ("Startling Boo" fart) Who ya gonna call? Me, Philenstein! ("Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr. plays)
50. ("Bat shrieking" fart) I'm just feelin' the wind beneath my wings! ("Batman TV Theme" plays)
51. ("skittering spider" fart) Blame it on the barking spider! ("Spider-Man TV Theme" plays)