Jaz

**Jaz**

Information

Label
Jaz

Owner(s)
Channel One

Product
Jaz

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 56: The Telethon

Impact(s) on game
None

**Jaz** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Jaz is an advertisement available on Day 56 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Channel One logo on it.

The advertisement begins by showing a woman cleaning a kitchen as a voice-over exclaims what a beautiful day it is. They note the sun outside is shining, and that the woman, known as Susan, is cleaning up after preparing supper for her husband, who the voice-over states will be coming home any minute.

Susan turns around and is shown to be crying. When the voice-over calls her a silly moo, and asks the dozy tart why she's crying, Susan answers that she's had enough. Chicken is shown in a pot on the counter as Susan says that she's been trying to clean up chicken grease all day with her usual brand of cleaning product, but the grease just won't come off.

A door is heard slamming as Susan gives a shocked expression. The voice-over expresses distress, warning her that her husband is coming and remarking that they hope she's thought of something. Her husband enters the kitchen, calling for Susan and telling her that he's home. He looks at the chicken on the counter and says that it looks delicious, before tilting his head towards Susan and remarking that her chicken looks even nicer.

The scene pauses as the voice-over explains they forgot to mention that Susan's husband is actually Dick Johnson, revealing him to be the voice-over heard throughout the advertisement. Dick Johnson glances at the counter and frustratedly questions why it's filthy with grease. Taking a glass, he throws it across the room as a view of the opposite side of the room is shown, with the glass shattering after a delay.

Sarah gasps, stuttering as she apologizes to Dick. She explains that she's tried every cleaning product available, but just can't solve those stubborn stains. Holding his hands behind his back, Dick Johnson responds that she hasn't looked hard enough because of there being new Jaz. He pulls out a white container with the Jaz logo on it as voice-over Dick Johnson claims it has been proven by scientists to clean all of a surface, up to 100% clean.

A demonstration of Jaz is shown as its white powder is poured onto a grease stain. Dick Johnson instructs the viewers to look at the way Jaz cuts through the grease as a sponge begins to wipe the grease-powder mixture. The view then cuts to a similar shot of the sponge wiping the table, but with both the mixture and the container of Jaz on the table being gone. The sponge is removed from the table as Dick Johnson expresses amazement, with a sparkle being shown where the grease stain once was as he explains Jaz is also completely harmless to skin, due to being 99% lead-based.

Susan and Dick are then shown seated at the kitchen table as she thanks him, mentioning she doesn't know what she would have done without him. Dick Johnson remarks that nobody knows, but since the kitchen is clean, they shouldn't talk anymore. They begin to eat dinner in silence as Jaz is shown situated on a nearby counter. White text of the logo and motto are showcased, as voice-over Dick Johnson says Jaz is so simple that even a woman could use it.

## Impact

Due to the Telethon not being part of the Campaign, any advert that is played during the Telethon will not have an impact on financial status or the story.

## Trivia

* Due to the original filming location for the advertisement being unavailable due to COVID-19, it was instead filmed in George Vere's girlfriend's kitchen.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettyTallJackalSeemsGood-OkiBejPXqRG4cJqv