Random Omegle Chat 01

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Pewdiepie.

**You:** Hello

**Stranger:** hi

**You:** Do you like pewdiepie?

**Stranger:** hell frickin yea\

**You:** can you ggive a link to your favorite video?

**Stranger:** yea one moment pls

**You:** ok

**Stranger:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm112ERjB\_o

**Stranger:** there you go

**You:** mine is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

**Stranger:** wow

**Stranger:** you trolled me

**Stranger:** oh my god

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**You:** Darude-Sandstorm

**Stranger:** i love that song

**You:** dadaadadadadadaddadadadadadadaaddadada

**You:** Guess who this is:

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**Stranger:** wow that is kawai

**You:** WRONG

**You:** its lines of texts

**Stranger:** what

**Stranger:** dramaticly

**Stranger:** oh wow smart (\_!\_)

**You:** thats a nice butt

**You:** (\_!\_)

**Stranger:** i know right

**You:** (\_?\_)

**Stranger:** dumb a

**You:** (\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_|\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_)

**You:** Surgery butt

**Stranger:** very funny

**You:** .

**You:** nonexistant butt

**Stranger:** wow

**You:** {\_|\_)

**You:** Pointy butt

**You:** {\_|\_}

**Stranger:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3XJHyqxE0s

**Stranger:** do you play realm of the mad god

**You:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8fFByuHcPI

**Stranger:** wait are you like a creepy old dude trying to get my pictures n stuff

**You:** \*women

**Stranger:** oh im a guy so hell na

**You:** I already have your pics

**You:** and your wives

**Stranger:** i am 11 years old going to middle school

**Stranger:** you know nothing

**You:** I KNOW EVERYTHING

**You:** Your name is Patricia Starr

**You:** You live at 666 Drive

**You:** And you eat popsicles for breakfast

**Stranger:** no

**Stranger:** no

**Stranger:** no

**Stranger:** no

**Stranger:** no

**You:** yes

**You:** yes

**You:** ys

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**You:** set

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**You:** setes

**Stranger:** how do know about me

**You:** yes

**You:** You just told me

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**Stranger:** i am stupid

**You:** Let me tell you a story

**You:** Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

**Stranger:** O K

**Stranger:** i am polish

**Stranger:** yea

**You:** I am shoe

**You:** together we are

**You:** shoe polish

**Stranger:** well hello shoe

**Stranger:** wow

**Stranger:** do you want to hear a pickup line my 5 grade freind told me

**You:** sure

**Stranger:** are you little ceasers cause ure hot and im ready

**You:** Let me tell you one

**Stranger:** ok

**You:** Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!

**Stranger:** hi my name is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and im here to %\*$( u

**You:** If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.

**Stranger:** nice pants can i test the zipper

**You:** You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hose on!

**Stranger:** do i know you cause i cant tell who you are with your clothes on

**You:** I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

**You:** You don't look good in blue, but you do look good in

**You:** clear

**Stranger:** if you were a vegetable you would be clear

**Stranger:** fu i meant a cucumber

**You:** Hey people call me the bar stool because of my third leg

**Stranger:** baby i will treat you like homework. slam you down and do you all night

**You:** Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u

**Stranger:** there are 206 bones in your body do you want me to add a nother

**You:** If you were a laser you'd be set to stunning.

**Stranger:** if you were a baker i would fill your buns with cream

**Stranger:** got to go see ya

**You:** ok

**You:** see me

**Stranger:** lol