Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Greg & the Mafia

***Greg & the Mafia*** is a fanfiction by Manicalman.

## Plot

### Greg & the Mafia

Greg and his parents movie to Plainview after Manny killed Rodrick in an act of terrorism, where Greg meets and befriends Rowley. Frank is fired from his job, his boss using a henchman belonging to Fregley, the most feared name in town, to evacuate him. Hoping to get money, Greg starts a lemonade stand but Rowley doesn't help him at all. A man talks to Greg, telling him that he is part of the Chinese Mafia and that he hopes Greg can join them, offering to kill Rowley for him.

Another lemonade stand opens and Greg accepts Old-Man's conditions, only for goons to overhear; that same night, Greg's house is attacked by goons with a rocket launcher, killing his parents. Rowley lets Greg live with him but on the conditions that Greg gives him most of the money earned. Greg receives cocaine from Old-Man and spikes the lemonade with it. Per Old-Man's suggestion, Greg gets the help of Albert Sandy to save his business from goons, which succeeds. The next day, multiple goons attack the stand but are all killed by Albert Sandy with a machine gun.

A wounded goon tells Albert that his boss is Fregley and Albert turns on Greg, only to be killed by Fregley, who kidnaps him. Fregley unveils Old-Man tied up and has his goon kill him, before revealing that Rowley has been taking pictures of Greg naked and is his lover. Fregley shoots Greg in the liver and Rowley gets ready to shoot him, but is shot repeatedly and killed by the Chinese Mafia, who also kill Fregley's goon. Greg awakens nursed back to health by their leader, Alex Aruda, who unveils the captive driver of the truck from last night, forcing Greg to kill him. Greg is introduced to his partner, Tyson Sanders, and they pick up two more members, Chad and Jury, who suspect Greg of killing the goons. After Greg manages to lower the price of cocaine, they offer him a job in the Italian Mafia, which he declines.

Greg and Tyson interrogate a goon that tells them Fregley is in a nearby car but it turns out to be a trap and they are chased by cops. Tyson kills multiple officers but is shot in the process. They stop in the forest and Tyson kills two captive goons, before blowing them up in order to fake a double suicide for him and Greg. Greg is revealed to be stealing money and giving it to the Italian Mafia. Greg kills a man in cold blood and for his next job, has to assassinate Frank's boss, Stan Warren, so that he can be replaced by a member of the mafia.

Greg reads Warren's diary and realizes that Chirag, leader of the Indian Mafia, has been working with Fregley and on the orders of Warren, organized the killing of Greg's parents. Greg kills Warren. Tyson and a group of members tell Greg they know about his involvement with the Italian Mafia, but want him to lead them because they are being mistreated by Alex. After overhearing that Fregley is in the next town, Greg sends Chris to kill him. Greg bonds with Tyson and watches on TV as Chris is killed by an unseen shooter. Alex finds out about Greg sending Chris to the town and brutally beats him for hours.

Some time later, Greg gets notified that Fregley is in the next town over. He, a member named goon and a sniper head over there and Greg has to stop the sniper from killing a child. On top of the building, the sniper tries to stab Greg but is shot in the chest by him, with Greg realizing that the sniper is a henchman that he spared weeks ago. The sniper then falls from the roof, killing him. Greg and Goon drive away while being shot at, with Goon giving Greg a grenade before being killed by a sniper shot. Greg kills a henchman and blows up multiple cars, badly wounding Chirag who he then kills with his signature revolver.

Fregley steps out from the wreckage, badly wounded, and has a stand-off with Greg where he tells him that he knows who ratted out Old-Man, before Greg shoots him in the stomach. Fregley holds Greg at gunpoint as Greg ran out of bullets but suddenly kills himself instead. At a bar, Greg tells Tyson that they may have a mole but Tyson falls to the ground, having been poisoned by the bartender. The bartender attacks Greg but is stabbed by him with a broken bottle while Tyler is rushed to the hospital. Alex leaves for China and leaves brother Scotty and Evan Douglas in charge.

Jury brings Greg to a meeting of the various Mafias, where Mr. Gupta suspects Alex might have killed Chirag. He realizes that Greg is the killer and when Greg stands up for himself, he shows how much power he really has when he orders the assassination of the President, and Greg watches as he is killed on television. Greg bonds with Holly Hills, the leader of the German Mafia after her father was killed. Jury blackmails Greg and tells him that he must convince Leland, the man in charge after Warren's death, to work for the Italians. Greg meets with Brent, the captive assassin who tried to poison Tyson, who tells Greg that the hit was ordered by one of Fregley's henchmen in the city. Greg orders for Brent to be crucified and killed, then meets and talks with Tyson in the hospital.

Greg and Maddox burst into the apartment of the henchman but Maddox is shot repeatedly and badly wounded, with Greg having to kill him out of mercy. Greg is unable to convince Leland to join the Italians and meets Holly in a restaurant, after which he sees Chad tampering with his car and hides in his backseat, strangling and killing him with a belt. Jury calls Greg and says that there are going to be assassins coming soon, who are all killed on Greg's orders before he drowns Evan in a river. Greg discovers that his henchman has captured a healed Tyson, saying that he is the Rat. Tyson tells him that his parents were killed by Old-Man, so Alex gave him the order to rat him out. Greg reluctantly releases Tyson and says that he never wants to see him again.

### Greg & the Mafia 2

Years later, Mr. Beardo was killed by Greg using poison and Mr. Gupta is now head of the Mafia, restricting Greg's sales. Greg was arrested by the FBI but escaped, receiving a call from Jury in which Greg was told that Jury knows about the Godfather's murder. Greg is told by a captive man that despite the fact that everyone thought Rodrick was killed by Manny, who in turn was decapitated by terrorists, Rodrick is being held captive in Mexico. Greg realizes that he only has 10 goons left. While in Mexico, the gangsters kill the driver and kidnap Greg, led by Emilio.

Alex is revealed to be behind everything, telling Greg that he must earn the trusts of two Capos and then kill them. Greg gets a tip that El Fuego is torching a McDonalds and engages in a shoot-off, eventually shooting his propane tank and causing it to incinerate and kill him. Another Pyro appears but is blown up by Greg. Greg and Emilio meet up with a Capo, where Greg kills her by slicing her neck. In the parking lot, they are confronted by a Heavy but he is killed by Greg with a bazooka. Alex congratulates Greg.

Greg manages to get Jury to come there to help him and Emilio kill the next Capo at a festival. Jury kills the Capo but it revealed to be a trick, with the Capo being fake and Emilio being wheeled on stage with a bomb strapped to him, which explodes and kills him. Greg runs back to Alex's office where he reveals that he killed Rodrick. An explosion distracts him and Greg guns Alex down, causing him to fall out of a window, killing him.

## Parents Guide

### Non-Spoiler

#### Violence & Gore - Strong

* Very graphic and gory violence, mostly by guns.
* Dozens of people are shot and killed.
* Similar in tone to Breaking Bad.
* Several sad and unsettling deaths take place.
* Lots of blood whenever someone gets shot in the face or head.
* Greg strangles a man to death with his belt. Very intense sequence.
* A minor character driving a car is shot in the eye.
* During the second part, Greg uses a blade to slice open the neck of another character.

### Spoiler

#### Violence & Gore

* Alex and another sniper are shot by Greg and then fall to their death.
* Goon is shot in the head by a sniper shot, causing his blood to splatter all over Greg.
* Fregley's suicide is very unexpected and sudden.
* Character shoots themselves through the jaw.
* A child's severed head is seen on a stick.
* The Godfather is poisoned by Greg with suicide in the opening of the second part.
* Albert and Rowley are killed by extremely sudden gunshots with lots of blood.
* Emilio is blown up, with lots of body parts flying everywhere.