Todd Cartman

## **General Info**

Todd Cartman was originally born in Nebraska, before moving to South Park, Colorado, around the age of 5.

Todd's had a crush on *Gerald Broflovski* since he moved to South Park initially, and that crush has carried into his adulthood. It's gotten quite bad, to the point where he only married his late wife *Nalee Cartman* because she reminded him of Gerald, even though it was subconcious.

## **Crimes**

Todd's *current* crime list consists of:

* Assault
* Battery
* Attempted Murder
* Illegal Possession of a Firearm
* Faking his own Death
* Blackmail
* Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
* Possession of a Controlled Substance
* Fraud
* Grave-Robbing (Technically)
* Possession of a Weapon of Mass Destruction
* Use of a Weapon of Mass Destruction
* Filing a False Police Report
* Cyber Harassment

## **Drug Usage**

Todd is fairly known to abuse drugs, and has been since he was a teenager. However, his mental health decline only made it worse. The following list contains drugs Todd has consumed/engaged with at least *twice.*

* Weed
* Crack
* Cocaine
* Methamphetamine
* Heroin
* Fentanyl
* LSD

## **Music Taste**

Todd is canonically a fan of the following artists:

* Weezer
* Radiohead
* The Church
* Pearl Jam
* Limp Bizkit
* Joy Division
* Britney Spears
* Foo Fighters
* Goo Goo Dolls
* The Offspring
* 12RODS
* The Cure
* Tears for Fears
* The Smiths
* Waterparks
* Nirvana
* Lady Gaga
* Talking Heads
* They Might Be Giants
* System of a Down
* Slipknot
* Bauhaus
* Queen
* David Bowie
* Oingo Boingo

If introduced to these artists by someone else, Todd would like them. However, he wouldn't find them on his own:

* Will Wood
* MARINA
* DEVO
* Mitski
* The Front Bottoms
* Lana Del Ray
* Roar
* Death Cab for a Cutie
* The Mountain Goats
* Rob Zombie
* Insane Clown Posse

## **Parallels and References**

Todd has various parallels to Eric Cartman baked into his character, including but not limited to:

* Todd's a big fan of the band Radiohead, in reference to the episode *Scott Tenorman Must Die (s5 e4)*
* *Nalee*, Todd's Wife, died of breast cancer, in reference to the episode *Breast Cancer Show Ever (s12 e9)*
* Todd has the ability to speak German due to him becoming interested in various German musicals, partially referencing the episode *Passion of the Jew* (s8 e3)
* *Randy* and Todd both participated in the musical back in their High School years, in reference to *Randy* being a part of the mens choir, as well as a boy band, both stated in *Something You Can Do With Your Finger (s4 e8)*
* Todd is a major fan of the video game 'Skyrim,' made to parallel *Randy*'s obsession with the videogame 'Red Dead Redemption 2,' as seen throughout *Season 22,* but primarilly seen in *Nobody Got Cereal? (s22 e7)*
* Todd is a fan of *Terrance & Phillip,* going as far as to see the movie *Asses of Fire* despite the country-wide controversy surround it. However, he had not returned to South Park yet at the time of release.
* Eric got Todd into Lady Gaga, in reference to the episode *Whale Whores* *(s13 e11)* where Eric sings 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga
* Todd is quite good at guitar, and was even gifted his guitar as a birthday present from the guys. He's also quite good at Guitar Hero, much to the dismay of Kyle and Stan, in reference to *Guitar Queer-o (s11 e13)*
* Todd's favorite restauraunt growing up was Casa Bonita, in reference to the episode of the same name - *Casa Bonita (s7 e11)*
* Compared to Todd's father and brothers, as seen in *Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (s2 e16),* Todd is actually in the best shape despite still being on the larger side.
* Todd actually loves cats, and wants to get a cat badly, but he doesn't trust *Gerald* enough to get one due to his Cheesing as seen in *Major Boobage (s12 e3)* as well as the videogame *South Park: The Fractured but Whole*
* Todd suspected that *Gerald* was *Skankhunt42* based off of how they acted in High School, but just hoped that he was wrong due to how much it would truly hurt if he was. (*s20, e2-e10)*
* Todd was initally born in Nebraska, as referenced in *Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (s2 e16)* when Liane takes the main cast out there. He actually has a midwestern accent that tends to slip out when he's extremely angry or upset because of it. Even though he didn't actually live there for very long, most of his family still had the accent so it tended to stick for a while.

## **Various Facts**

* Todd can only cook pasta-based dishes, and ends up burning anything else
* Todd's favorite Radiohead song is Exit Music (For A Film)
* His speaking voice is headcanoned to be *Bojack Horseman* (though slightly pitched up,) and his singing voice is *Thomas Borchert* (who sings in both English and German!)
* He uses mens 5-in-1 out of laziness
* Todd cannot do math for the life of him. He was above-average in Earth sciences and good at English, however he still cannot do more than basic math and cries whenever he has to do taxes
* Todd has had multiple piercings throughout his life, including multple ear piercings, lip rings, and at one point even nipple piercings
* Todd's cup size is at least DD
* His special interest is astronomy. He wanted to be an astronomer for years growing up until he learned how much math it involved.
* He associates people with different constellations. He associates himself with the constellation "Ara."