Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: The Lego Marvel Super Heroes Trailer

Lego Marvel Superheroes is one of my favorite Lego video games next to Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga.

It has a great landscape that's amazing to see. The game is even more fun since I have it on PS4.

But precisely, I'm not here for my opinion on the game.

What I'm trying to tell you is that there is a lost THX Tex trailer of the game itself. So here's a story about it.

It was April 9, 2022. My mom and her friend Jess, my brother, 2 other kids named Sebastian and Pandora and I had went to see Sonic The Hedgehog 2 for my little brother's 11th birthday.

After the movie, we headed down to GameStop. What I got was Lego Marvel Collection which had all 3 Lego Marvel games. The version I got was for the PS4.

As we headed back to the car, my foot stepped on something.

It was, you guessed it, a Lego Marvel Super Heroes DVD, but it was THX certified.

The cover consisted of Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Captain America close to the shot as Tex can be seen in the background.

So I brought the DVD home to get a good view on this.

When we got home, I thought I would watch the trailer just so I can see what happens in the trailer.

But as I looked at the DVD case again, I was already concerned as this DVD might be another one of Adam Kennington's trailers.

I inserted the DVD into my PS4 and began watching.

There weren't any logos at the beginning as it cut straight to the menu.

It consisted of the 4 characters in a black background as the THX logo was above them.

The options were similar to the Monster House THX trailer.

The options included Play, Visit THX and DVD Credits.

I selected play, and it contained another warning that said:

"This THX trailer made by Lego and Marvel was made to promote the theatrical release of "Don't Breathe 2" despite not being THX certified. This trailer also contains scenes of unnerving nature that is not suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Oh no." I muttered.

The trailer opened up with the THX logo as seen in the Moo Can trailer. Just then, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Captain America walked into the shot.

"Tony, where are we, it obviously feels silent here from my point of hearing." Captain America said.

"Well Avengers, this is the THX logo. Also, we're here to search for the person who kidnapped Natasha, also known as Black Widow." Iron Man told the group.

"Wait a second!" Thor said, getting a little bit nervous. "I have a feeling we've entered the hideout of a crazy red robot. We've got to get out of here!"

"Hulk agrees!" added Hulk.

Thor then said, "Tex is a psychotic robot who has murdered many innocent people! He also has a friend named Zurg, who is a purple robot and archenemy of a spaceman named Buzz Lightyear! The sooner we leave, the better!"

Iron Man then said "Everyone relax! I'm sure we can find a way out of here. I honestly don't think that this robot knows where we-"

His sentence got interrupted by what sounded like Tex's faint chuckling.

"Do you hear that?" Hulk asked.

"Well guys, we are Earth's mightiest heroes, so maybe we can take down whoever is trying to haunt us. So let's get our weapons ready before-"

Before Iron Man finished his sentence, Tex dropped down in front of the crew.

"Tex!" Thor shouted.

"Hello there superheroes! What are you doing over here?" Tex asked the Avengers.

Iron Man and Captain America walked over to Tex as Captain America said to him, "Listen here red robot, I have been told that you are killing many innocent people and other characters for being afraid of a certain company. It is wrong to kill someone for having a fear over that. Everybody has their own fears. And now, we're going to take you down."

Tex then said, "Do you heroes think you are mighty? Well, try and hit me if you can."

Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America and Thor got into their battle poses. And then Tex said, "You know what? Even better, I'll do something cool to Thor."

When Thor heard that, he said, "Can I perhaps get an upgrade on my hammer?"

Tex said, "Sure thing!"

Iron Man, Hulk and Captain America gasped in fear and Captain America shouted, "Thor, don't do it! He's trying to trick you!"

Thor didn't even respond. Tex began building a radar that could upgrade anything.

Tex then said, "Now god of thunder, just fly to where the radar is pointing and I'll get the machine started up."

Thor flew to where Tex asked him to go and the machine began sending a beam toward him.

Just when he thought that he was going to get a new power, he was instead falling. He landed in front of the H of the THX logo.

"Huh? What happened to my powers and where's my hammer?" Thor asked.

Tex dropped down in front of Thor and said, "Just kidding, you get your powers taken away if you fly near the radar. Now time to die!"

Tex took out a chainsaw and began slicing Thor while evilly laughing.

Thor screamed in agony as he was being sliced up.

Iron Man, Hulk and Captain America watched in complete shock.

After Thor died, Tex snapped his fingers and in spawned The Green Goblin, Venom, Doc Ock, Red Skull, Electro, The Lizard, Mandarin, Loki and Thanos.

"Wait," asked Iron Man. "What did you do to Natasha?!"

"Oh, her?" said Tex.

"Don't worry," added Doc Ock. "She is in a much better place."

"In hell!" finished Loki.

"What do you mean?" asked Captain America.

At that moment, Venom took out a security camera and, well, how do I put this? It showed Natasha, broken into three pieces. The remaining Avengers gasped at the sight of the fallen hero.

"Now, which hero shall the T-Man and his friends fight now?" asked Tex.

"RUN!" yelled Iron Man.

Cap and Hulk nodded and raced away from the villains. At that moment, Spider-Man and New Goblin (Both in their Lego forms) jumped down from the logo.

"Go, guys!" yelled Spidey.

"We got this!" added New Goblin.

New Goblin threw a pumpkin bomb at the villains. But Tex used his Moo Can to retract the bomb to New Goblin and it blew up. New Goblin fell to the ground as The Green Goblin and Tex walked near him.

"Don't worry, son," said The Green Goblin, as he took off his mask to reveal himself as Norman Osbourn. "We're not gonna kill you. We're gonna use you."

"What do you mean?" asked Spidey, getting nervous.

"Using this mind control device," explained Tex, as Tex put a mind control device onto New Goblin. "We can make your precious friend do our bidding for us."

New Goblin woke up, with his eyes glowing red. He eyed Spider-Man and smiled.

"Harry!" yelled Spider-Man. "NO!"

"Now, son," said The Green Goblin. "You take care of that pesky arachnid, and we'll get those three Avengers."

New Goblin nodded and raced after Spider-Man. Meanwhile, Hulk, Iron Man, and Captain America were hiding underneath a table, while the villains were searching for them.

"Oh, Avengers," said Tex. "Where are you?"

"Cap," said Doc Ock. "Didn't you promise your girlfriend a dance, but not show up?"

Captain America was super angry and he jumped out of his hiding place and threw his shield at the villains.

"No one talks about my girlfriend like that!" said Cap. "You will never win!"

"Oh, really?" said Tex. "Red Skull, do your thing."

"Yes sir," said Red Skull, as he threw a pumpkin bomb at Captain America.

Cap screamed as the bomb blew him to smithereens. Iron Man and The Hulk came out of their hiding places and were ready to fight. But Tex used his radar on the Hulk and reverted him back to Bruce Banner.

"Bruce, Bruce, Bruce," said Tex. "You should've been smarter than that. Now, TIME FOR YOU TO BE USED!"

"What do you mean?" asked Bruce.

At that moment, Venom got some of the symbiote onto Bruce.

He had become a Symbiote Scientist from the Lego Marvel Super Heroes game itself.

"Dear lord! I'm getting out of here!" shouted Iron Man, as he began flying off.

The villains looked at Tex as Loki said, "You're on your own, there are other Marvel heroes out there!"

Tex said, "Thanks guys for the help! Take care."

Tex then pressed the button on his chest to launch his jetpack and flew towards Iron Man. Iron Man tried to fly away, but Tex grabbed him by the leg and ripped off his suit, to reveal Tony Stark.

"Ready to enjoy your final descent, Stark?!" ased Tex.

"NO! Put me down normally at once!" yelled Tony.

"Granted!" yelled Tex, as he dropped Tony into the mouth of the Venom Symbiote scientist.

Tony screamed as he was eaten by the Venom Symbiote scientist. I was disgusted at the amount of gore in this scene. So, I paused the trailer and raced to the bathroom to puke. Then, I unpaused the trailer.

Spider-Man was backed into a corner, surrounded by the villains. New Goblin was getting ready to throw a pumpkin bomb at Peter. When all of a sudden, Ghost Rider, Doctor Strange, and Daredevil defeated a majority of the villains.

"Don't worry, Peter!" said Ghost Rider. "We'll take down these psychopaths. Then, we'll celebrate with a funeral for our friends!"

"Not Harry though," said Peter, as he turned to New Goblin. "Harry. Please. You're my best friend. I don't want you to do this."

Harry ignored him and threw pumpkin bombs at all four heroes. The heroes screamed as they blew up into a million pieces. Then, it faded to black, before showing a shot of the THX logo. Then, the deep note played. This time, it had the screams of various MCU characters. Then, the deep note stopped and Tex dropped down.

He held up the head of Stan Lee. I gasped at the sight of it.

Tex then said:

"Hello Marvel fans, Texy has killed 4 super heroes and a spider person. Want to know why? It's because they disrespected my company, so I murdered them for revenge. I also took the life of a comic book creator years ago before I met the heroes. Now here is the golden rule, if you are ever scared of me, my company, or the villains from any of the Marvel comics, I'm going to hunt you down. Pleasant dreams and have a good night!"

Tex dropped the head of Stan Lee and flew off into the dark sky.

And then, the slogan dropped down, but this time the slogan said, "See You On The Other Side."

The text faded out and went to a black screen for about 10 seconds.

At the point, I was about to take the DVD out of my PS4.

Until something disturbing, and I say, something disturbing happened.

After 10 seconds, a demented picture of the live action version of Tony Stark came in.

It was the scene from Avengers: Endgame where Tony was about to snap his fingers to wipe Thanos and his army out of existence. However, his eyes were black with red dots and blood was dripping from his mouth.

In the background was a loud version of the simulation boy's scream from Monsters Inc and the brake sound from the movie "The Train".

And then it took me back to the menu.

I was appalled by the content on that DVD.

So, I took the DVD and smashed it into a million pieces, after taking a few screenshots.

I then emailed Marvel, Lego and THX about what I had seen. They told me that Adam was responsible for the trailer as he was overall the animator of lost THX trailers.

I was disappointed by the fact that Adam would make something terrifying like this.

If you ever find a DVD featuring THX and Tex, don't watch it!