Lisa's Rival

**Lisa's Rival** is the 42nd episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: The Cramp Twins

## Synopsis:

Lisa and Lexie go head to head when Lexie begins turning Lisa's friends against her.

## Character appearances:

* Lisa Loud
* Lexie Lewis
* David Miller
* Darcy Homandollar
* Foop Cosma
* Goldie Goldenglow
* Dylan Cornheiser
* Lola Loud
* Lana Loud

## Transcript:

On a Friday afternoon, Lisa and David were headed out for recess.

Foop and Goldie went up to them.

Lisa: Greetings Foop. Goldie.

David: Salutations!

Foop: Yeah. There's something you should know...

Lisa: Okay. Let's talk in the clubhouse.

Lisa, David, Foop, and Goldie headed to their private dome clubhouse and went in.

Goldie: Well... Lexie is really getting on our nerves.

Lisa: Ah, yes. Lexie. The devil in a blue skirt.

David: I warned you not to trust her, Goldie.

Foop: As did I! You would think your boyfriend's opinion would matter.

Goldie: It does, Foopie. But I thought she was nice.

A voice echoed in the clubhouse.

Voice: You thought who was nice?

Lisa, David, Foop, and Goldie turned around only to see Lexie.

Lisa: LEXIE! What are you doing here in MY clubhouse?

Lexie: This isn't YOUR clubhouse, Lisa. It's the school's!

Lisa: No it's not! Principal Huggins didn't build this. Lana did. For me.

Lexie: Whatever. I'm outta here.

Lexie left.

Lisa: Okay, this is bad. Lexie knows about our clubhouse. Did Darcy tell her? If so, she is SO dead!

Foop: Easy there. I'm certain Lexie just stumbled here on accident. Besides. It's right in the middle of the playground! I'm surprised more kids haven't stumbled in here.

Lisa: But I have a security system! Remember?

Foop: Oh. That. I removed it because Goldie and I needed to use it during gym class.

Goldie: For our private snuggle sesh where nosy kindergartners don't interrupt us.

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Lisa: Whatever. Foop, tell me how you removed it so I can put it back.

Foop: Can't. I used my magic. It's gone now...

Lisa: I don't believe this! Out! Now.

Foop rolled his eyes and left.

Goldie huffed and followed Foop.

Lisa: Well, it's just you and me, David. Unfortunately.

David: What does THAT mean?

Lisa: Well, our best company left. Lola and Lana certainly aren't invited.

David: Ah. Right.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Lexie and Dylan were jump roping.

Darcy went up to them.

Lexie: And what do YOU want?

Darcy: Oh, someone to play with. Lisa and David rejected me. Again!

Dylan: What about Poof?

Darcy sighed.

Darcy: Poof got picked up by his parents because his dad forgot Poof had a dentist appointment in the middle of the day.

Lexie: Well don't bug us!

Darcy huffed and left.

Dylan: What's that all about?

Lexie: I'm planning something, Dyl. And I don't need Darcy to spoil it.

Dylan: Ah.

~ ~ ~

The next day, Lisa got her science experiments together and started to head out the door.

Lola and Lana stopped her.

Lola: Lisa...where are you going with that stuff?

Lisa: To Foop's house. I wanted to show him how he could mix acid with oxygen together so he wouldn't have to....keep guessing about it all the time.

Lana: Well, Foop told me at the park yesterday that he was already doing that same experiment with Lexie. Apparently she's a really good scientist too.

Lola: And I'm telling mom that you have acid in the house.

Lola turned around and yelled.

Lola: MOM! LISA HAS ACID IN THE -

Lisa covered Lola's mouth.

Lisa: Will you just shut up!? I'm leaving now.

Lola turned around.

Lola: Never mind, mom...

Lisa: Okay! Bye!!

Lisa left.

Lana: We tried to warn her.

~ ~ ~

Lisa reached Foop's place thanks to Lana's bike.

She noticed Anti-Cosmo's car...and Foop were gone.

Lisa: Maybe Lana was right...

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at Lexie's house, Lexie, David, Foop, and Goldie all were gathered around the kitchen.

Lexie: Okay. You have to promise not to tell anyone...especially not Lisa about this, but...

David: Cut to the chase, Lexie. What exactly are we doing here?

Foop: Yeah. I forced my dad to drive Goldie and I here. Lucky for him, there's a British yard sale next door. So he's over there now.

Goldie: Yeah! And when Foop's dad is passionate about getting tea sets, he WILL be a while. So please, Lexie. Don't make us be bored to death by you!

Lexie: Okay, okay. I just wanted to tell you... Lisa's not who she says she is.

David: Impossible! I've known her for a little more than 2 years...and she's been very loyal!

Foop: Let's not forget it was Lisa who, I don't know... Stood up to Jorgen. Or was the ONLY one willing to be friends with me and Goldie due to our backstories. And I trust HER with my biggest secret yet.

Goldie: I agree. Lisa's the most trustworthy friend there is!

Lexie: Not to Darcy.

David rolled his eyes.

David: Because Darcy just tries to be weird. On purpose.

Lexie: But most of all. She's NOT a loyal friend...to ME.

Foop: What are you saying?

Lexie: Before you and Goldie moved here, I was Lisa's number one friend besides David. I went to her house a few countless times. But the last time I was invited, Lisa was in a fight with her siblings. They all wanted to invite their friends over too. Then the house became a complete madhouse. And then Lisa ignored me the rest of the night until the police showed up to break up her dumb siblings' fight!

Foop: I don't believe this.

Lexie: Oh. Believe it.

Goldie: Lisa would never do that.

David: Trust me most of all. I was there.

Lexie: You ignored me too!

David: Did not! I was unfortunately having to keep an eye on Darcy....and Petey Wimple!

Lexie: I knew it came down to this. But Lisa is the most toxic person there is!

A voice came from the living room.

Voice: You say what now?

Lexie turned around to see Lisa.

Lisa: Try saying that to my face. I dare you.

Lexie: Lisa! What are you doing here?

Lisa: I know you tried to turn my friends against me. I'm not an imbecile.

Foop: Oh, Lisa! Thank goodness! You wouldn't believe the lies Lexie is telling.

Goldie: It's deplorable!

David: Not to mention completely inaccurate.

Lisa: Oh. I can imagine. Lexie, what were you thinking?

Lexie: I was thinking I need you out of the way to get more friends!

Lisa: Just leave.

Lexie: But this is my house!

Lisa: Fine. Then we'll leave. Come on, guys!

Lisa left with David, Foop, and Goldie behind her.

Lexie: UGH! So not fair! But I'll get you yet, Lisa Loud!

Lexie laughed maniacally.