BradleyVargas(Real Brisket)

In April of 2016 B-Rad joined the Squirtle squad discord. Bradley, now known as the de facto leader of the Squirtle Squad, was invited to the discord by DanDanWhatUp because of his proficiency in League of Legends, his unmatched ability to clutch CS:GO matches in the most unlikely of circumstances, and his ability to always be the funniest in any discord call he's ever been in. Bradley's well knows for his run for Squirtle Squad Leader back in 2020, where "The Great Recount" occurred.

## Gaming

Bradley has long been unchallenged for the best gamer in the Squirtle Squad. as stated by Goldmars "It seems he can pick up any game and immediately be the best at it in seconds." Many of the other elders look up to him for these skills. As said by JuicyP said back in 2019 at an elders meeting, "Without Bradley's carry, we wouldn't be the men we are today." Again back in September 2023, "Idk how I would have gotten Emerald in league without Bradley showing me the ropes" - DanDanWhatUp.

## Social Life

Rage controlled Bradley's early years of gaming. A fire of anger and fury has always lived inside of Bradley. Most think this is what makes him so good at everything he does. Bradley's ability to control this wrath has never taken a toll on the fellow members of the Squirtle Squad. Most elders have no idea of this rage that lives deep inside Bradley, he is more well known for his ability to make any discord call he enters, the most fun experience anyone has ever experienced. "I have never laughed so hard in my life Bradley" said by JudgeKikeG in 2017 during "The Roast of Daniel". Those that have seen glimpses of this raw passion that runs through Bradley's veins, know never to test Bradley, for if Bradley chose to unleash his wrath on them, they would surely perish.

## History

##### The Great Recount

During the Squirtle Squad Election of 2020, Bradley lead the race for Squirtle Squad leader by 5 votes. Strangely, SanguineTony had announced that the Strawpoll had "crashed" and there would need to be a new stroll poll created to commence a recount. Strangely, in this recount, the votes were drastically different, with the votes leading to a DanDanWhatUp victory with a 4 vote margin. Bradley and those that aligned politically with Bradley, (The Bradlites), objected to this outcome, claiming that their votes seemed to not change the poll. Many theories of conspiracy arose from the results of the election. And340g and Goldmars, loyal Bradlites, believe that the vote was rigged by SanguineTony, a proud DanDanWhatUp supporter (WhatUpian). This theory hinges on the fact that SanguineTony was the one who notified the Elders that the original StrawPoll had "crashed", and he created the new poll. Another theory was that DanDanWhatUp, in coalition with the rest of the WhatUpians, had payed off some of the less loyal Bradlites, such as Schmig and BATTHEBATMAN. The contention over the results of The Great Recount left many Bradlites uneasy of WhatUpian rule, to this day.

##### Mutes get Boots

In 2018 Bradley left for atleast one hour due to being muted by elder DanDanWhatUp. This incident lead the Elders to pass "Mutes get Boots", A piece of legislation that ensures that Bradley will kick the fuck out of anybody who server mutes him. This legislation is still in effect today.