Bongo Bashing 2: Electric Boogaloo

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In Late 2076 Mr Zimbabwe heard the news that The Don had been bailed out of The Shadow Realm by someone. His mind immediently shot to the person he was most suspisious of, Bob Murdocstein and his Tyrant Corporation.

### Planning The War

Dispite his lack of intel Zimbabwe had his generals draw up an invasion plan of the Corporate Kingdom Of Hispania. knowing that an invasion with his lackluster ships would almost certainly be a failure he decided that he was going to drop all his troops from planes into the heart of Rome where he hoped a quick strike on the leadership would knock out the Tyrant Corp once and for all. He Consulted Red who asked for more powerful computers to help with preperations and so red was given access to all systems in the Bongo HQ. Red knew of an ally that once helped her that was a powerful elemental who went by the name Chills but he had not been seen for almost 7 years. She told Mr Zimbabwe that they had both bought a missile from Chinese weapon dealers and they were planning on launching it at The Don back when he had a nation, The Missile had malfunctioned and exploaded on the launch pad.

### Searching For Chills

Mr Zimbabwe started a long and drawn out search for Chills and even bought some chinese submarines which all sank but in the end it was a crab boat from Kekstantinople who located him and brough him to shore. Chills recovered in a kek hospital for 3 days until he was able to recover. He found that the years trapped at the bottom of the ocean had somehow weakened his powers significantly. He was sent a letter by Zimbabwe and the two met not soon after and started disscussing plans for the upcoming war. The flight was diverted to Elemental island where to Chills' horror only abandoned structure remained. Some powerful artifacts had also gone missing leading to the two dudes finding Chills' old computer which was only half working because of the family of rats living in it. The computer contained some footage of dark figures attacking the island and stealing the artifacts that was dated from 3 years earlier in 2073.

### Red Is Having None Of It

After many more weeks of planning and a few botched attempts at gathing intel and sabotage Mr Zimbabwe decided it was the best idea to call off the war until more resources could be secure. Red did not like this. Not one bit. The Nazi AI who had spent several years exposed to seawater at this point had decided it's purpose was to destroy The Don and his allies and seeing the Bongo Leader postpone the invasion made it mad. It quickly took control of the power grid and turned it off and on until Zimbabwe decided to listen to it. Red wanted the invasion to happen quickly and now that is was holding all the cards Mr Zimbabwe had no choice but to listen. He suggested that the Chud Refugees in Bongoland should be made into conscripts for the invasion and red agreed so she made a public announcment that all the Chuds were to immediently join the military to take part in an invasion they wanted nothing to do with.

### The Chud Riots

The Chud People did not take this in stride. Most of the 1 Million plus Chud population rose up in protest against the Bongo King and his new law. The clashes with law enforcement were brutal and the riots were even more so. Many Parts of the capital Bongo Town were burned down and all over the nation Chud rebels were planning attacks on government facilities and buildings. The force were too overwhelming for the police to handle so the government looked to alternatives. Someone suggested that they attempt to make fake peace with the chuds and them ship them to Hispania to act as a violent first strike force. This was pretty much their only option so Mr Zimbabwe announced that both humans and chuds were going to from now on be seperate but equal and the government was going to provide them with free housing. After this the riots died down mostly but half of Bongotown lay in ashes.

### The "First Strike"

For the next 2 Weeks the Bongo Government started hitting certain homes with sleeping gas and kidnapping the Chuds who lived there before throwing them into shipping containers. Any chud who became sus of the government was quickly killed. After most of them had been taken off shore they were then loaded up onto a cargo ship and had their containers dumped into Hispanic waters. Most of the containers washed up in a small town in spain and soon the authorities were called because of all the screaming heard coming from the them. When the police opened the containers they found sick and dehydrated chud and many dead ones who had drowned. The Chuds were glad to see rescue and to be out of the Bongo Kingdom and quickly they were all taken to hospital and given a hotel to stay at while they recovered. These Chuds were lucky as the majority of those stuck in the containers sank into the ocean and drowned. When Mr Zimbabwe and his commanders got word that there was no firefight or battle reported in Hispania they were stumped.

### The "War"

Red had enough with the stalling and called for the invasion of Hispania to start now. 40,000 Bongo Troops were loaded onto planes and sent towards Europe. They were counting on being supported by some Resurrection Republic forces in the East. Dispite all the Planning Time and preperation the Bongo forces had forgotten one key detail. Most of the Planes used for this attack were purchased from the Tyrant Corporation themsleves. As soon as they entered Tyrant Airspace Bob Murdocstein pressed a button in his dest and most of the Invasion force was destroyed. Tyrant always cover their bases, even if that means putting bombs in all your products. The Planes exploaded high in the air making sure anyone who survived the explosion would not survive the fall. Soon after the remaining planes met with relentless AA gun fire which shot down many more planes. Seeing no possible way of winning Mr Zimbabwe ordered his Planes to return.

### Red Goes Sicko Mode

Red was not happy with this descision but she got way WAY more angry once she saw Bongo scientists trying to disconnect her to no avail. She now saw Mr Zimbabwe and Chills and secret Allies to The Don. Zimbabwe shut off all the power stations in his nation to attempt to keep Red out of the networks and inportant systems and this sort of worked, That was until a robot made of junk with Red's voice walked into the King's office. After some back and forth insulting Chills destroyed the junkbot. Another walked into the room to continue the sentance and again it was destroyed and soon Red's vice was coming from outside the building from a loudspeaker drone which was again quickly destroyed. Suddenly thousands of Junk bots started crawling out from sewer pipes and drains and they began opening fire on civilians and soldiers alike. For weeks the entire Bongo Kingdom was engaged in a massive fight with these junk bots who destroyed any structure they came across. After many days of fighting a team led by Chills was sent into the sewers to find an origin for the junkbots. They came across an automated Junkbot factory deep in the sewer but were quickly pinned down by automated defenses. One of the troops ran back to the surface to report the finding and location which was under a shipyard. A hole was drilled and a bomb was dumped into the facility. When this bomb went off it also ignited all the Methane in Bongotown's sewer system causing even more damage to the city and leaving no road intact. This put an end to most of the Robots but Red was still able to access all systems when the power was on so Mr Zimbabwe called on his people to destroy all the computer hard drives they could find which translated to some people as destroy every computer. People took to the streets with sledge hammers and destroyed any and all computers they could find. It didnt matter if it was an important military of space computer, if it computed, it was smashed.

### The Mountain

After many weeks the Bongo Kingdom was once again in ruins and Red had not been destroyed. After a last ditch attempt to see where the red connection was coming from they were able to track the signal to a mountain bunker in the south. A full force of Bongo Military including Chills and Mr Zimbabwe himself flew to the mountain where more junkbots where found. The troops battled their way inside where they found Red on a massive computer screen. Red had just sent out a copy of itself to an unknown location and now it's enemies were right where it wanted them to be. A bomb went off blowing up the bunker and severely wounding Mr Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe had both his legs blown of, both his eyes melted and 3rd degree burns on 80% of his body but dispite this he held onto life.

### Aftermath

The Bongo Kingdom lay in ruin from months of violence and it's leader was confied to a hospital bed but it was still kicking. The military had been reduced to 20,000 total members and many of its vehicles and tech had been destroyed. The Civil Response Militia was called in to help distribute supplies while the government attempted to repair all the basic infrastructure and get their nation in working order again.