Stronk monke

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**Stronk Monke** (stylized as **stronk monke**) is a player character from Travescot, played by Kaiju. He is an orc barbarian, known for his beliefs that he is a monkey.

## Personality

Tough and strong, stronk monke will not hesitate to resort to violence to solve his problems. Despite this rough exterior, stronk monke has expressed high loyalty to those he holds close. He worships a supposed banana god, and frequently publicly urinates and defecates, often throwing said feces at other people.

## History

### Travescot Campaign

stronk monke was in the House of Bacchus when he and Dr. PP started their terroristic rampage, personally shoving a poop-covered bomb up the asshole of a gay dwarven stripper. After Dr. PP was arrested for assualting a homeless man, stronk monke attempted to free him by assaulting a guard, which failed and got him locked up as well. After being freed from jail, he assisted Dr. PP in a second assault on the same homeless man.

stronk monke joins the party on their trip to the Gilded Lands, and was in the bar when Dr. PP obtained Orc AIDS. After this, he accepted Aurelius' quest to travel to the fallen kingdom of Archmoor in search of some kind of lost relic.

In the library, stronk monke took a massive dump on the floor in a fit of frustration that smelled bad enough that Dr. PP took damage. stronk monke accompanied Vinny when asking Atlas about the books the party found in the library, learning about the cataclysm that overtook the kingdom of Archmoor long ago. stronk monke was present when Dr. PP shagged the castle's guard wolf and got it pregnant.

Inside the castle, stronk monke was able to communicate with the wolf to learn a slight bit more about the castle. In the dining hall, stronk monke witnesses Vinny eating candles, and spotted the sleeping Ricktardo. He watched as Morm Rutri III failed to wake him, and promptly proceeded to successfully wake him up, playing with his Tech Deck afterwards.

stronk monke assisted in breaking the protective glyphs set up by Atlas, and took refuge in the castle dungeon. He spoke with the skeleton in the dungeon before playing with his Tech Deck on the skeleton's head. He freed the skeleton, and was guided by him to the throne room.

In the throne room, the party attempted to take the orb in the lap of the corpse of Lord Archmoor, before accidentally awakening him by doing so. After taking the orb and absorbing it, Archmoor was promptly defecated and urinated on by stronk monke and Dr. PP. stronk monke was successfully able to steal one of his gloves before the proper confrontation began. After Archmoor was slain once again, stronk monke accompanied the party on their journey back to the Gilded Lands, getting detained by Aurelius in the process.

After his detainment, stronk monke was unconscious for an extended period of time, missing out on most of the remaining antics in the Gilded Lands.

After Aurelius' golem form was slain, stronk monke aided in the cleanup, carrying the golems to the forgery and breaking down their bodies alongside Vinny.

Inside of Mason Mart, stronk monke flirts with the clerk before offering her a banana, and promptly gets attacked by the store's security, before brutalizing both of them. It turns out that the two guards he had slain were Bangus and Dangus, brothers of Angus, the bartender from the House of Bacchus.

Entering Nocturne in search of Orelia, stronk monke was able to intimidate the gangs in the town to such a degree that they all left the party alone for the remainder of their time in the town.

stronk monke returned to the forest between the Gilded Lands and Archmoor, finding a monkey in the tree. He spoke to it for a while about the gnome inhabitants of the city, learning of their wealth. With this knowledge, stronk monke squished a gnome under his foot, later doing the same to several others after the town was angered. He looted the rest of the town before promptly burning it (and the forest it contained) down.

Back in Archmoor, stronk monke laid several hits on the wyvern guarding the town, before taming it.

Back in Travescot, stronk monke joined Dr. PP in the search for a drug dealer, before the only one that was their dissipated out of existence due to being an illusion. He witnessed the reappearance of the drip slime.

In Purity, stronk monke was present for Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX's rejection, and joined the party in their search of information on Orelia. While in the church, he prays to his banana god.

stronk monke was present for the final battle against Orelia, using his Tech Deck on her unconscious body after her defeat.

### Post-Timeskip

stronk monke was out in the forest, searching for his banana god, before being tracked down by Lazarus, Vinny and Gibby. He agreed to rejoin them for this new mission with the promise of arson.

stronk monke's delicate hands were used to help Dr. V conduct her surgery/murder.

stronk monke was largely absent from the infiltration of Khordan's primary military base, but did participate in the celebrations at Arby's Roast Beef Stand. Additionally, at a nearby CVS, stronk monke assaulted and murdered a child four times for taking the last John Cena toy, before letting him go on his fifth resurrection.

Going back into the stronghold, stronk monke castrated the real Reiss before he was Orange Justiced on, Default Danced on, had a holy bullet shot through his urethra, had his right leg cut off, got bitch slapped twice, and then fed to Bing Bing.

stronk monke was present for the assassination of General Magnus Stonebreaker.

stronk monke was at least partially responsible for the burning down of the entirety of Lamria's civilian regions, as well as feeding the Queen's second-in-command, Edward Ordel, to Bing Bing. stronk monke was the one to deal the final blow to Queen Priscilla, cleaving her skull open.

stronk monke witnessed Gibby's death via alcohol poisoning.

## Notable Moments

* Blowing up the gay dwarven strip club with a poop-covered bomb
* Pooping and peeing on Lord Archmoor's resurrected body
* Slaughtering an entire village of gnomes
* Taming the wyvern Bing Bing
* Killing four of a small child's five lives
* Using his delicate hands to perform a surgery
* Burning down all of Lamria's civilian regions
* Cleaving the skull of Queen Priscilla

## Trivia

* stronk monke is the first character to be played by Kaiju, as well as the first orc character and first barbarian character played.
* It is unknown whether stronk monke's banana god exists or not.
* stronk monke is depicted as wearing no clothing in his official portrait despite wearing armor during the Travescot story at the request of Kaiju.
* stronk monke canonically has a 19-inch cock.