Adolf Hitler (ERB)

* rapper
* real person

**Adolf Hitler** battled Darth Vader in Darth Vader vs Hitler and Hitler vs Vader 2. He also battled Vader and Boba Fett in Hitler vs Vader 3. He also made a brief cameo appearance in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. Furthermore, he has appeared in the trailer for seasons 2 through 4: frozen in carbonite in Season 2, in the Rancor Pit in Season 3, and as a ghost in Season 4. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD on all occasions.

## Information on the rapper

Adolf Hitler was an Austrian-born German politician who became leader of the Nazi Party. From 1933 to 1945, he was Chancellor of Germany and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. Hitler was at the center of Nazi Germany, World War II in Europe, and the Holocaust. Hitler's supremacist and racially motivated policies resulted in the deaths of an estimated 50 million people during World War II, including 6 million Jews and 5 million "non-Aryans" whose systematic extermination was ordered by him or by his close subordinates. A prominent example of the dictator as we know it in the modern sense, his actions of utter ruthlessness and destruction of human lives have made him one of the most infamous leaders and mass murderers in history.

A decorated veteran of World War I, Hitler joined the German Workers' Party — precursor of the NSDAP — in 1919, and became its leader in 1921. In 1923, he attempted a *coup d'etat* in Munich, known as the Beer Hall Putsch. The failed coup resulted in Hitler's imprisonment, during which time he wrote his memoir, *Mein Kampf*, which ironically, was published by a Jew, who later died during Operation Hummingbird. His 1924 release was followed up by him gaining popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, antisemitism, and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi Propaganda. Furthermore, the dire economic circumstances Germany faced after WWI (which were compounded by the effects of the Great Depression) played a large factor in his views gaining popularity. In 1932, Hitler ran for president, but lost to Paul von Hindenburg, another decorated World War 1 veteran. Despite this, the election demonstrated popularity of Hitler and his views and the following year, Hindenburg appointed him chancellor in the hopes that his popularity can be channeled. After his appointment as chancellor in 1933, he gradually increased the power of his position and transformed the Weimar Republic into the Third Reich, a single-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideology of Nazism. His supporters also formed paramilitary groups and fought protestors in the streets to crush opposition and spread his ideology. Four weeks after his appointment as chancellor, an arson attack on the Reichstag was used by Hitler as an excuse to be granted emergency powers, leading to press freedom being abolished, other parties being banned, anti-Jewish laws being implemented, and political opponents being imprisoned and/or executed. Following the death of Hindenburg, Hitler abolished the presidency and declared himself Fuhrer, completing his rise to power.

Hitler's plan was to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in continental Europe. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing *Lebensraum* for the Germanic People. He directed the rearmament of Germany and the invasion of Poland by the Wehrmacht in September 1939, resulting in the outbreak of World War II in Europe. Under Hitler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European Allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa. Following the his disastrous failed invasion of the Soviet Union, however, Germany began suffering a string of military defeats. In 1943, Germany had been forced onto the defensive and suffered a series of escalating defeats. In the final days of the war, during the Battle of Berlin in 1945, Hitler married his long-time partner, Eva Braun. On April 30, 1945, less than two days later, the two committed suicide to avoid capture by the Red Army, and their corpses were cremated. Despite it being officially announced that Hitler killed himself in Berlin on April 30, 1945, Soviet propaganda spread conspiracy theories that claimed that he actually survived. Many conspiracy theories that developed alleged that he fled to Argentina along with many other Nazis who survived WWII. A 2009 examination of a skull in Russia found in the crater in Berlin where Hitler was cremated initially was seen as giving credence to the conspiracy theories as examination found it to be too thin to belong to him. In 2018, though, a jawbone and teeth also found in said crater, that was also being stored in Russia, that was widely believed to be Hitler's was examined and proven to be his, putting any conspiracy theories over his survival after WWII to rest once and for all.

## Appearance in the battle (cameo)

### **Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD:**

Hitler danced next to EpicLLOYD during the line "Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live!" He then later appeared next to Nice Peter during the line "I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler."

## Lyrics

### **Darth Vader vs Hitler:**

#### **Verse 1:**

I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich!

Little known fact: also dope on the mic!

You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,

And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!

You have the force to move objects. I am a force truly evil!

Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel,

'Cause look at you! You're not even a real person!

I preferred you in *Spaceballs*: the Rick Moranis version!

#### **Verse 2:**

You stink, Vader; your style smells something sour.

You need to wash up, dawg; here, step in my shower!

I'll turn all your friends against you; just my speeches breed haters!

What’s your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?

### **Hitler vs Vader 2:**

[**Note:** *Adolf Hitler is in brown, while Stephen Hawking is in regular text.*]

#### **Verse:**

You look stressed, Vader. You appear to be in pain.

You need a vacation. Here, take a trip on my train!

I mean, you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!

Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational!

You got one bitch pregnant, then gave in to the hate.

Now you're 6' 6" and black, but can't get a date!

(Urgh!) Lightsaber? You need a Life Saver!

Use some of your Force to fix your fucking respirator!

You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches?

You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!

Everything you do is an epic fail!

Now stand at attention and Sieg fucking Heil!

What's wrong, Ani? Can't take anymore?

Not surprising coming from the Emperor's whore!

#### **Epilogue:**

Yeah! Ya, take that! What's the matter? Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?

Because you're standing over the rancor pit.

### **Hitler vs Vader 3:**

#### **Verse 1:**

Screw you, you big black cunt!

I'll kick your balls and your face: a war on two fronts!

The Führer will crush the Dark Side, like a rap Apartheid!

I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!

I beat you twice, you sellout! Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse!

You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!

You're just a sad, asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving!

Well, I baked you something; here, pop into my oven!

#### **Verse 2:**

Oh, sieg hell no!

You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses-All-the-Time!

I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys,

And throw you in a butthole in the sand!

I am Adolf—! *\*lightsaber sound\** Hitler…

## Scrapped lyrics

### **Hitler vs Vader 3:**

You're a far cry from beating me with that desert butthole in carbonite!

So pucker up that triangle mouth and kiss my Dark Side!

I have friends from Hugo Boss all the way to IKEA.

You smell like Count Dookie there, Darth Diarrhea!

## Trivia

* Hitler is the first and only rapper in Season 1 to appear in black-and-white.
	+ He is also the only monochrome rapper in Season 3.
* He is the first dictator to appear in a battle.
* He is the first character to appear in a season trailer.
* He, Darth Vader, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Kim Jong-il, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage are the only rappers to have more than one title card.
* He was mentioned by Nice Peter, Joseph Stalin, Muhammad Ali, and Karl Marx, while in *Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays* he was mentioned by T-Series.
	+ Not counting Santa Claus' naughty list, he is the second person to be mentioned in a battle after they appear. The first one is the Beatles (which includes John Lennon) in Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare.
* Frozen in carbonite, he makes a cameo appearance in Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 8.
* He is tied with Darth Vader for having the second most appearances, at four, only behind Stephen Hawking and Abe Lincoln.
* The Swastika on Hitler's armband is replaced by a sign of the horns, a symbol typically used to indicate rock and roll.
* His first line in the series is the same as his last line in the series.
* Hitler is the fourth rapper to die in battle.
* He is the second rapper to possess (and shoot) a handgun, after Clint Eastwood.
* In Darth Vader vs Hitler, his name was alternatively spelled on his title card as "Adolph" instead of "Adolf". This was fixed in Hitler vs Vader 2.
	+ This makes him the first rapper with an spelling error in their title card.
* He is one of EpicLLOYD's favorite characters to portray, along with Clint Eastwood, Al Capone, and Walter White.
	+ Lloyd later said he also felt guilty and weird portraying him.
* "Weird Al" Yankovic portrayed him in an episode of *Drunk History*.
* Hitler appeared in a scene in *Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade* where he met the film's main character face to face.