Vhisky, SPV and Homeo-Whores

***Vhisky, SPV and Homeo-Whores*** is the fifth issue of *Before the Incal*. It only has one named chapter.

It was published in 1993 by Les Humanoïdes Associés. It was written by Alejandro Jodorowsky, illustrated by Zoran Janjetov.

## Plot

Although the Supra-divinoid already knows about
John and Luz’s plan because he has an informant among the Psycho-anarchists, he
doesn’t want the Techno-pope or the Prezident to do anything about it just yet.

Meanwhile, the
Psycho-anarchists will attempt to get to Diavaloo
in the cancer-freak championship. Since only 4000 spectators are allowed
inside, a huge angry crowd waits outside. When the cancer-freak contenders come
in a craft, Snailhead attaches himself to it and the craft explodes, destroying
the wall so that the crowds can get in and create chaos.

In the meantime, the cybo-cops have discovered John’s
hideout and arrest Kolbo-5 and Deepo. At the cancer-freak championship a
security barrier is put in place to contain the crowd, but John and Luz manage
to get in. Several Psycho-anarchists (Max Stirner, Trosqui, Furiosso,
Borizvian, Bonoth and Rhaba-Shol) sacrifice themselves so that John and Luz can
get to Diavaloo. Once they reach Diavaloo, the cancer-freaks attack them, but
John realizes they’re actually holograms. Just when Luz is about to reveal the
secret, Diavaloo takes her and John to an underground room using an
elevator platform, leaving the audience hanging with a musical interlude.

In the underground room John and Luz find
themselves completely surrounded by purple endoguards (under the authority of
the Techno-pope), the Prezident and his hunchbacks, and the cybo-commander with
his cybo-cops. Then the Supra-divinoid reveals they have
Mr. De Garra, Kolbo-5 and Deepo as prisoners. Not only that, the informant is revealed to
be Snailhead, although not the real one, since the enemy has only used his skin
and a few brain cells to preserve parts of his memory. The Supra-divinoid threatens John and Luz with killing their friends if they tell the truth. John and Luz realize that in this
case, maybe love is more important than truth and decide they won’t tell the
truth. Diavaloo tells Luz to read from a script when they go back to the stage,
so that she doesn’t reveal the real secret. Luz, following the script says that
her secret was that she's in love with Diavaloo, who takes her as her
concubine. As part of the cover up John is officially promoted to private
detective class “R”.

### **For the Unhappy, Hope Never Dies**

Ex-Prime Minister De Garra is appointed
cultural attaché on the jungle-planet Odiozona, while Luz is taken to
Diavaloo’s harem satellite,where she has hundreds of “servant” prostitutes. Luz
kills Diavaloo when he attempts to rape her, but is revealed to only be one of
his many clones, so Luz is still trapped. In the meantime, in a Techno-techno lab, John memories are erased, and he’s told that he is a private detective who
received a blow to the head while on duty, and that he lives in his own conapt with Deepo.
After the operation, Kolbo-5 can’t contain himself and he tries to make John
remember, but he’s taken away and autodestructs due to the overwhelming
emotions.

Meanwhile, in the Center of the Planet, in the
Doorway of Transfiguration, Animah and Tanatah, the guardians of the Incals,
receive an urgent message from the Incal. Apparently, the present universe is in
great peril, and could be destroyed before the awaited consciousness is
brought to light. In order to avoid its destruction Animah must "engender the mutant savior", Solune, by having sex
with John DiFool, since only they have the necessary genetic code. Tanatah who must
stay in the Center of the Planet while Animah ascends to the surface, grows
jealous.

## Other issues

1. *Farewell, Father* (1988)
2. *Class "R" Detective* (1990)
3. *Croot* (1991)
4. *Psycho Anarchist* (1992)
5. ***Vhisky, SPV and Homeo-Whores*** (1993)
6. *Suicide Alley* (1995)