Leon "Codename the Maltese Weeb"

# **Leon Maltese Weeb**

Leon the Maltese Weeb is rumoured to be one of Dans boyfriends. But rumour also has this humanoid creature is not even considered to be human due to how mentally retarded Leon actually is, Half of the time when he is speaks he is barely understood and his intellect is most certainly that of a vegetable. There are many speculations to why Leon is this stupid but from has been gathered there are two good reason to why this is the case.

The First reason is that he plays a chinese gatcha game called "Genshin Impact" also known as "Gayshit Impact", studies have shown that brain damage and the Genshin Impact community go hand and hand. This statement is also reinforced when he claimed that Genshin Impact is a good game simply because "You can look up the skirts of the women in the game" making him even a bigger Coomer than Borov the Russian Jew himself meaning that he is competing with him for the number one spot of the biggest loser in the group.

The Second reason is that e-dating and meeting Dan has caused him to lose his braincells due to the content fucking and smell of screwing a Maltese femboy and due to how unhygienic Dan is makes only sense for Leons brain to short circuit and become mentally handicapped. Making the Brain trauma he has endured irreversible.

When Dan was apprehended by the Maltese police and he was released Dan forced Leon to go with him at gun point claiming that out of the two boyfriends Leon was his favourite and that his micro carrot is the perfect size for him.

# **Vietnamese Tank Division Officer**

When Leon reached Vietnam he lost track of his femboy girlfriend making him wander the wastes of South Vietnam in search of work and most importantly a local gay bar, while on his travels he did not find what he was looking for but he did find Vietnamese people to talk and play Gayshit Impact with. But one day when he found new people to play with he found out that the people he was taking back to a dark alleyway were in fact Spec Ops agents sent from the North Vietnamese to be kidnapped and forced to fight in the Vietnamese Liberation Army.

When he reached North Vietnam he was introduced to Ho Lee Fuk when Ho Lee Fuk saw him at first he was outraged and starting yelling to the Spec Ops agents that they are wasting his time by brining him handicapped vegetable people but he took pity on Leon and told him this

-Vietnam needs a tank leader and i wish for you to prove yourself to be capable enough to command the armoured division becasue they need leadership.

When this was done Ho Lee Fuk realised that he made a big mistake and slowly starting stripping Leon off his power and replaced him with someone else who was first of all more competent and second of all more intelligent but due to how Leon was he never realised he was replaced in fact he thought he was still the leader of the armoured division and no one dared to tell him that he wasn't a leader due to how funny it was when he was running around giving orders and nobody was listening to him due to him having Zero authority.

After a while Leon realised nobody will listen to him so he gave up and left the armoured division. He heard of the new commando unit when he went over to their recruitment office he was surprised to see his femboy gf but his gf wasn't his gf any more but in fact she was the Amerikan Killa the super soldier of the NVA and simply a tool used by the Fuk dynasty to convince people to join and fight for Communist Vietnam. When Dan saw him he told him to fuck out of the Commando office and return to the armoured division, he refused to do so and said fuck it and left Vietnam all together.

# **Science Object**

After his escape from North Vietnam he wandered the world, he travelled far and wide and watched the world around him change. One day he decided to finally stop avoiding towns simply because he was terrified by them but not any more now he wished to be a man and he will do what he wants to do without anyone telling him what needs to be done, He was fasinated by the flashing lights and beuty of human civlisation but while he was basking in the glory of it he noticed a ham sandwich in a dark alley way when he saw it he couldn't stop himself and started walking and trying to grab it from 5 meters away from it and getting angry that he can't grab it the closer he got the calmer he became and when he was finally close enough to finally grab it he went full tribal and started eating the sandwich as if he was a predator but one thing he failed to realise was that there were 5 buff guys hiding behind him and that the sandwich was spiked with sleeping medicine he instantly fell asleep when he was done eating the sandwich.

When he woke up he was in the wild but he heard the the laughing an shouting of humans. When he got up and looked around he realised he was put inside of a Zoo and that now he was that Zoos biggest attraction he heard people shouting "Come on everyone lets see the living vegetable but remember do not feel the animal" regardless that didn't stop anyone from throwing food in to his enclosure 3 days later when it dawned on him that wait he is now a caged animal that can not escape captivity he started crying which made more and more people gather around and watch him. People were having a good time but he wasn't. His final mistake while being in the zoo was that he opened up his phone and started playing Gayshit Impact which made people even more giggly making Leon go further down his depression.

Rumour also has it that even to this day he is still in the zoo crying about being treated like a animal.