Morshu

"Come back when you're a little, Mmmm, Richer."

Morshu is an astute, widely recognised (and wide) businessman who will sell you anything your heart desires (as long as your heart desires kerosene, rope or high explosives) provided you have enough Rubies.

Morshu was added to Character Kart Racing 4: Frontiers as part of the Legend of Zelda DLC, which strangely did not actually include Zelda. This DLC also provided a patch update which was intended to increase the rendering speed of the game world to allow use of his vehicle's top speed, but strangely did not increase the rendering speed, but instead removed the collision from one particular tree on the map, which when driven through will drop you into Morshu's Shop (if you have RTX enabled) or into the Backrooms (if you have RTX off)

The reason for this is unknown, as the developer responsible for this update was last seen driving into the aformentioned tree during a routine play test whilst having RTX disabled, and has yet to be seen again, so nobody has been able to ask him what happened.

## Bio

Morshu is widely believed to be the prime source of every single missile and piece of equipment currently in the posession of ISIS, with the notable exception of the vast number of Flamethrowers made personally by Chad Rex from the remains of Jay Jay the Jet Plane, with which he burned down the entirety of The Yandere Forest. The kerosene to fill these flamethrowers, however, was purchased from Morshu, at the incredibly low price of 600 Rubies per pint.

Morshu is well known for his adamant refusal to let customers buy anything on credit, and will always tell them to come back when they are a little, mmmmm, richer. This is however not entirely true, as he has a good relationship with Chad Rex and ISIS, and will gladly allow them to purchase anything on credit.

Some sources claim that the kerosene purchased to burn The Yandere Forest has still not been paid for, but this is doubtful, as the authors of all articles claiming this were later found drenched in kerosene, and hung from what remained of their roof beams, which were found a few hundred feet away in the result of a large explosion.

An investigation was launched as to whether Morshu had any involvement in these deaths, but was swiftly shut down by Objectormann due to a lack of evidence, which was pointed out to him by Chad Rex.

## Default Vehicle

Morshu's default vehicle is a 4-Wheel-Drive Microwave Oven, as it was the only device he could find that made the sound of his signature catchphrase "mmmmmmmmmmm"

It has 12 gears, none of which are reverse, with a top speed of a little under Mach 19. He is therefore capable of breaking both the sound barrier, and the bank.

## Special Talents

Morshu has a number of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

His talents consist of:

Business: Morshu is skilled in the art of business, and will not hesitate to offer his services if he smells a profit. He is once quoted as saying "War does not determine who is right, only who is richer"

VAT registered: Morshu is officially VAT registered, meaning you will pay 20% more than the item's original price. This fact is highly questioned by authorities the world over, as none of them have yet to recieve any of this money.

Tax evasion: Morshu is highly skilled in the art of evading his taxes, as it means his profit margins increase.