Greaseball

**Greaseball**, also known as **Nerd**, is an enemy in Pizza Tower.

## Description

Greaseball looks like a cheeseball that wears glasses and has pepperonis on his head.

He is the seemingly destitute owner of the restaurant featured in Golf. Due to his financial status, he cannot afford proper golf balls, instead opting to use himself.

## Behaviour

Greaseball sits in place. The player can hit him either by dashing into him, Mach Running, Uppercutting, Bellysliding, Bodyslamming, or by grabbing him and using a golf club to control his trajectory more precisely. When you hit him for the first time, two new elements are added to the HUD: A counter for how many times he's been hit, and a counter for the course's Primo Burg'. Any direct interaction from the player to Greaseball will add one hit to the bottom left counter. After getting launched, he will bounce and roll across the ground based on how far he was launched, defeating enemies along the way and interacting with certain objects, and after coming to a stop he will start to cheerfully skip around. He will only get defeated once he reaches a basketball net, which breaks any Golf Blocks in the room.

Greaseball is actively sucked up by Sir Noses upon coming near them. Greaseball can also collect items, such as pizza points, for the player.

Hitting or getting ready to swing Greaseball resets the combo timer. The combo timer does not drain while the player is getting ready to swing Greaseball.

In every course, there is a par, either 5, 10 or 15 (The golfing section in The Crumbling Tower of Pizza has a par of 4), of netting Greaseball. Getting Greaseball into the net with that amount of hits or lower earns a "Primo Burg'!!" status for 400 Pizza Points. Getting a few hits (exact number varies) over the par yields the "Hot Dog!" status for 250 points. A few more hits over the par will yield the "Nice Nachos!" status" for 100 points. After that, player is awarded with "Nothing", for no points.

## Appears in

* Golf
* The Crumbling Tower of Pizza

## Trivia

* Greaseball appears in Strongcold as a decoration. He's green instead of yellow, and is hanging from a rope like a christmas tree ornament. Since he is a decoration, he cannot be hit.
* In the GOLF demo, he acts similar to a Cheeseslime, meaning he does nothing except walk around. However, unlike Cheeseslimes, it can't be defeated unless touching the goal or coming into contact with an outlet. If he comes into contact with an outlet, he will respawn at his stand. The player has to get him to a goal in order to destroy his block to proceed. After GOLF, he appears in some demos acting the same, except he rewards the player with complete pizzas instead of destroying his block.
* The "Nothing" rank is the only golf rank to not be animated.
* A beach ball that resembles Greaseball appears as a decoration in Crust Cove.
* Greaseball's old filename is Pizzaball.

## Gallery

### Regular animations

Greaseball idle.gifGreaseball's idle animation.Spr pizzaball walk.gifGreaseball walking.Greaseball roll.gifGreaseball rolling.Greaseball hit wall.gifGreasball hitting a wall.Greaseball hit ground.gifGreaseball hitting the ground.Spr pizzaball stun.gifGreaseball's stun animation.Greaseball icon.pngGreaseball's offscreen icon.Spr pizzaball golfhit 0.pngGreaseball's hit amount HUD sprite.Spr pizzaball primoburg 0.pngPrimo Burg requirement HUD sprite.Spr pizzaball rank1 0.gif"Primo Burg'!!" rank.Spr pizzaball rank2 0.gif"Hot Dog!" rank.Spr pizzaball rank3 0.gif"Nice Nachos!" rank.Spr pizzaball rank4 0.png"Nothing" rank.Spr tv golf 0.gifThe image the HUD displays when Peppino is putting Greaseball, depicting Peppino in a lavish, brown vest with a golf club in his hand.
### Scrapped animations

Soyboy pizza.gifGreaseball's old walking animation.Spr pizzaball stun(Better).gifGreaseball's stunned animation.Spr pizzaball idle.pngGreaseball's idle sprite.Spr decorationanimated4 0.gifGreaseball's animation as a Strongcold decoration.Tv Noise golfing.gifThe image the HUD displays when The Noise is putting Greaseball, depicting him shirtless and in red boxing attire, with Greaseball appearing less enthused than usual.
### Miscellaneous

PeppinoPizzaCast.pngGreaseball in concept art for a potential game idea. He is seen wearing a headset with an eyepiece of some sort, possibly in reference to the one AVGN reviewed.