My balls

## General Info

My balls have a degree in theoretical physics and quantum mechanics. They graduated from bumfuck nowhere university in the year 672 AD. Due to the increased lifespan balls have they have lived long enough to have met Jesus Christ, and they confirm that Jesus is an average balls enjoyer.

## Material

my balls are made out of a plastic material processed in china, which was invented by Biggus Dickus in heaven before god got bored and made our miserable planet. This material is controversial in heaven even today due to it's use in demonic activities around the flat earth and around the earth. The material my balls are made of are waterproof and fireproof and can withstand pressure of up to 30,000kgs, which makes them suitable for doing the sexy with your mom.

The material my balls are made of costs $15,000 per gram (not adjusting for inflation post-Pangea), the incredible cost is partially due to the staff included in making the material my balls are made of, as they need Daniel on-site to supervise them, who is incredibly annoying.

## Early Life

My balls started long before I was born, in Pangaea. There they made a living selling floor tiles to Monty Burns, gaining a small salary barely enough for them to survive. As time went on and Pangaea slowly split apart into multiple pieces, my balls realized that they would be too far apart from Monty Burns to sell floor tiles to him. So, my balls created the first ever radio broadcasting device to get the attention of Obamna so he could build the pyramids so my balls would have a comfortable place to rest.

Soon human beings started to evolve, and my balls realized they could make a living by being reproductive organs, and soon they met a penis. My balls hated the penis for unknown reasons.

## Schemes (ruined by meddling kids)

On October 32nd 1930 My Balls formed a convention for balls everywhere, such as our balls and its balls. This convention was hosted in Vancouver, BC Canada. The convention had a good turnout and made My Balls $130,000,000 CAD. However My Balls spent it all on poker with Monty Burns.

Some rumors say this event was a disaster. To learn more click here.

## Education

as the year 1980 rolled around, my balls realized they should stop laying around the house and eating Dorito chips and instead should get a job, so they decided to go back to university. Sadly, the university my balls went to originally had been destroyed shortly after Obamna left the earth in the year 1,893,736 B.C., so instead my balls decided to go to Harvard.

In Harvard, my balls got degrees in theoretical physics and quantum mechanics, which they would never ever use because ain't nobody care.

## Death

Sadly in the year 2023 my balls were shoved down a brass funnel, then Logan Paul and Andrew Tate turned on the incinerator. Tod and Your balls were suspected to play a key role in the murder...

a bone ring was found on the scene at the bottom of the incinerator, and was assumed to be the corpse of one of my balls, however, a second one was never found. Fans of my balls still hope to this day that one of my balls is still alive.

During the 1 year long mourning TikTok was purchased by the imposter from amongus.

following the incident Jesus Christ was disowned by his parents due to him not being responsible, as his one job was to keep my balls safe. Christians are still in denial.

The event was dubbed the "Great balls of fire incedent"