You Are In My Very Sarlacc Pit Tormenting Me

> *This episode is about chapters 7 and 8 of **Star Wars: The Crystal Star**.*
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## **If they were a**:

Fictional Eel

**Heath:** Jetsam, Ursula's Minion

## **A Star Wars Question**:

Ash, can you sing the manatee song for us?

## **Highlights:**

* "A hairbrush kind of looks like a manatee!" - Rogue Six
* Dugong SFX at 7:49

* The Telletubby Episode
* Meg and Four Dweebs
* Loosely a Star Wars Podcast about Loosely a Star Wars Book
* **LET SAF PET THE DRAGON 2K20**
* Galaxy Sound Effect 14:20, 20:45, 25:00, 27:48, 32:17, 40:00, 42:00, 48:39, 49:42, 49:50,
* "It's like Dune but better!" - Saf on The Crystal Star
* Do whatever you want, no not that!
* Gay Ahab returns!
* *Gay Ahab comforts Her In Her Wailing* - 2000 words, hurt/comfort,
* *The Melancholy of Haru, Mama Mia!* - 480 words, Enemies to Lovers, Han Solo/Waru
* Luke felt a disturbance in the Force and also Threepio.
* ***"That's not what a womb does!"***
* "Waru's Womb Giveth and Waru's Womb Take it Away!" - Rogue Six
* Hethrir haunts Danny's dreams like a GFFA Freddy Krueger
* Dream Saf punched Dream Ash in the face!?
* Rogue Pod Con will have the BEST purification ritual!
* Obligitory Boba Fett Reference
* "Who among us is haunted by the least threatening of our adversaries?"
* Prediction: Mandalorian Season 5, The Crystal Star
* Boba-Waru, the newest | Just-2-Things merch

1. WhereIsWedge?

* "Every time I look at it I think about being a BOTHAN."
* If Shakespeare listened to Star Wars Podcasts, he would listen to Rogue Podron
* The Nobel Phd Prize
* "We are the Waru of Star Wars Fandom." - Danny
* New Zealand celebrates Ground Dog Day on August 2nd.
* Meg's not frozen, she's just skeptical.

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Malai - Used to play the tenor saxophone and now plays the ukulele
* X-Wings - Could at one point load and fire a musket in 18.25 seconds
* Ben Wahrman - the first bit of creative writing that I ever did outside of school was a Star Wars fanfic.
* Tomthefanboy - Enjoys both postive and negative attention.
* Liam Belson @liam\_belson - I can play piano and my favourite audio dramas are Love and Luck and Ars Paradoxica!
* Dinner Leader - Played Oberon in a high school production of Midsummer, wearing a chiffon shirt, an 80s rocker wig, and an enormous crushed velvet cape.
* Miika @vuvzela23 - In Kindergarten I decided it was boring, showed myself out and walked all the way home.
* Ross @merovingians - played assassins in college and once won a wound wearing a tabbard with a white tree on it charging down a hill screaming 'For Gondor!'
* Hasan @fettmatic - I'm husband, Dad & Pop Pop. Also I listen & enjoy the music of hip-hop, video game and movie soundtracks.
* Nick - Sometimes skips the episode entirely and just listens to the listener responses.
* Ziro - My true identity is \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*.

 imfiloni
 Smoother
 Snootles
 Dinnnner
 BlstPnts
 MegDanny
 @Heathdw

* Sara - At 14 they wanted to be an astrophysicist after reading about Dani Qui(sp?) in the NJO books, and now they are almost in grad school for that.
* Dildev - Was very nice and heartfelt.
* Paul - James Luceno stole the plot of Labyrinth of Evil from my one endeavor into fan fiction that I wrote on an AOL message board in 2000.
* Swara (a week late) - Palpatine's dating profile would brag that he can become smooth or wrinkly at will.

### **Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Dildev (from Danny), Malai (from Ash), Mika (from Meg), Sara (from Saf)

Glistening BorGullet for Tomthefanboy

Glistening Attack of the Clones Anakin Rattail for Dinner Leader

## **This Week's Glistener Question:**

### What is your least favorite fluid?

*Fluid being "if you set a spoon on top of abowl of it, the spoon sinks"*

Danny: The liquid that forms on top of Sour Cream when you don't open it for a while.

Ash: The water of her eustachian tube in her inner ear.