No Trick-or-Treating! (Elsa version)

It was Halloween night, and everyone at the Straud household was all dressed up for the occasion.

Anna was dressed up like Pocahontas. Kristoff was dressed up like John Smith from Pocahontas. Princess Sally Acorn was dressed up like Princess Peach from Super Mario Brothers, Cosmo the Seedrian was dressed up like Princess Daisy from Super Mario Brothers. Amy Rose was dressed up like Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Geppetto was dressed up like a wizard. Widow Tweed was dressed up like a fairy. Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore was dressed up like Dracula. Amos Salde was dressed up like a waiter. Brock was dressed up like a policeman, and Queen Elsa was dressed up like a zombie whose body parts could be served at horrifying restaurants.

"Oh, you guys look great!" Ranger Audubon exclaimed.

"So you're a waiter?" Tweed asked.

"Yes, I am," Amos said. "Would you like to look at our special tonight?" He lifted the lid, revealing Elsa inside the table. Her head was on a plate.

"Boo!" Elsa said. It made Anna, Kristoff, and her three aunts laugh.

"Oh my goodness, it's my favorite dish, Elsa face!" Tweed exclaimed. She ran up to Elsa, grabbed her face, and kissed her on the forehead. "You know what, sweetheart, it's a little chilly out. Would you run upstairs and grab your sweater?"

Elsa did as she was told.

"That's my girl!" Ranger Audubon said.

"Wow, Tweed," Geppetto said. "You look great!"

"Oh, why thank you, Geppetto," Tweed smiled sweetly. "You do, too. And you too, Amos."

"Really? It's my party tuxedo. It still fits." Amos said.

"Like a paint job." Ranger Audubon said. Then he noticed Anna dressed up like Pocahontas, Kristoff dressed up like John Smith, Sally dressed up like Princess Peach, Cosmo dressed up like Princess Daisy, and Amy dressed up like Belle. "Hey, Kristoff, my man!" he said. He and Kristoff gave each other a hug. "This is your twenty-first Halloween!" Then he looked down at Anna and the Three Mobian Sisters and asked them, "What is he?"

"Isn't he handsome?" Anna said, "He's John Smith."

"John Smith?!" Ranger Audubon asked, not believing his daughter.

"I mean Pocahontas' husband and British explorer and soldier." Sally said.

Ranger Auduon faced Kristoff again. "Oh, good! That's better!" he said. He and Kristoff hugged each other.

As soon as Elsa grabbed her orange-and-vermilion-striped sweater, she stopped at the railing, waiting to jump around.

Amos glared at her. "Don't even think about it, Elsa!"

Elsa glared back at him. "*Don't even think about it!*" she said in a mocking tone.

"Baby!" Brock said.

"Brock, that's not a nice thing to say to Elsa." Geppetto said.

Amos didn't believe her. "You don't think I mean it?" he asked, "Just try me! I am the head of the household here! I am the boss!"

"*I'm the boss!*" Elsa mocked him.

"You're nothing but a baby!" Brock said.

"Brock, stop calling your sister names!" Tweed scolded lightly.

Anna, Kristoff, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Geppetto, and Ranger Audubon just gasped at Elsa's insolence, and Amos was losing patience.

"You are really getting on my nerves, young lady!" he scolded, "Don't you DARE jump off the step!"

Elsa was being willful. "Make me!"

"You're such a baby!" Brock said.

"That's enough now, Brock." Ranger Audubon told him.

Elsa jumped off the last three steps.

"ALL RIGHT!" Amos yelled, "THAT DOES IT, I WARNED YOU! NO TRICK-OR-TREATING!" Anna, Kristoff, Tweed, Geppetto, Audubon and the Three Mobian Sisters gasped in shock.

Elsa glared angrily at Amos and yelled, "YOU'RE AS EVIL AS THE DUKE OF WESELTON!" She then stomped off to her room.

"So just Kristoff, my three aunts, and I are going?" Anna asked.

"Yes, sweetheart." Geppetto and Tweed said.

Anna became so happy. She said, "YAY!" She then ran to her own room with Sally, Cosmo, and Amy following her.

"Amos, what was that all about?" Tweed asked.

Amos shook his head guiltily. "I don't know," he said. "I was so mad it just came out. But *you two* saw her. She's totally out of control!"

"But it's Halloween," Geppetto said. "It's trick-or-treating!" Unfortunately, he didn't realize the doorbell rang.

"Geppetto, I've begged, I've pleaded, I've given her spankings, I've given her time-outs, I've washed her mouth out with soap! None of them worked! I had to do something." Amos said.

"But you don't take away a religious holiday!" Ranger Audubon said, "Think of Kristoff, Anna, Hans, Hiro, Tommy, Apple Bloom, and the Lost Boys Gang."