Jamec

### Known For

Being a bigger joke them David, Pay Piggy, Universally Hated, The one who angered the Mother of Severs, Discordia (Hallow Be Her Name), all around fuck up.

***I practically invented shitposting! -Jamec during one of his many rants***

Jamec was a user who joined Athens sometime in 2019 and was one of the biggest jokes in the history of the sever. Rayzor also lives rent free in Jamec's head.

## His origins prior to his fall

He was barely active, until around 2020. During Nurgle's Plague, Jamec was frequently spotted in the Athen's voice chat. His main topics of choice included the following:

* Why the Athens as a sever sucks.
* Why the Athens as a sever needs to get off it's ass and be politically active (Unironic Sargonite)
* Banning most of the people from the sever because he does not like them.
* Sucking off Sargon's cock.
* Why he is so much better than everyone.

This led to Jamec being the frequent target of trolling. People often mocked his authoritarian views on running the sever along with his stupidity. He became very bitter and more hostile overtime. The most common response would be him sparking off into tantrums like a child who's parent will not buy him a chocolate bar at the fucking grocery store. He also was one of those who gave Shekels to Sargoy of Mossad and was sucking him off constantly in chat.

## The Decline of Jamec

The decline of Jamec was one of the sever's favorite events. The constant mocking and insulting of Jamec led him to becoming deranged. He began threatening users and disrupting chats with his insane ramblings. He alleged their a massive conspiracy called *The Chabal.* He believed this group was a shadowy organization hellbent on destroying Sargon's sever and targeting him. This mockery was kept up and resulted in Jamec losing any support. It was also not helped by the extremely retarded statements he made about pedo shit. The other fallout was the creation of *The Chabal* a shadowy group which often was involved in the many situations with Jamec. He was also trolled as people move into the pay chats using their stimulus checks just to fuck with him.

#### **Jamec's shit list:**

Jamec held particular hatred for the following people:

* Cherno: The sever's Russian operative who likes Benelli. Jamec was jealous of how much people liked Cherno.
* Rayzor The Reckless: The sever Aussie who had particular beef with Jamec over his incredibly stupid comments about pedo shit.
* Chris: The sever's boy. Once mocked as the sever sperg, he has become less of a sperg. Jamec hated how Chris was treated better than him.
* Comando: The mod people love to hate and Tanya the Evil expert. Well respected Mod by the VC people and hated by the worthless Text Fags. Jamec thought poorly of Comando.

## Jamec's Spectacular Fall:

Jamec's reign of stupidity and faggotry started to collapse after the Mods decided to invite Discordia (Athens Admin and Mother of Servers, Hallowed be Her Name) to listen in on one of the arguments and Jamec's perspective on the alleged "harassment"Jamec was accusing users of doing:

### **The Trial of Jamec:**

See Trial of Jamec for more information.

> **"You have language which is detrimental to this sever: New Fag, Totem Pole, Text Fag, Sperg, Autistic, Neet, Glowie" -James's bizarre defense.**
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The trial of Jamec was one of the most crazy kangaroo courts in the history of Athens. Jamec's argument boiled down to a desire to purge the sever of all the users who did not agree with his views and politics and expressed a desire to rebuild it to basically be a Sargonite Circle Jerk. Their were many bizzare and iconic moments of the trial. Many legends were born that day, but most importantly of all, Jamec went crazy. He began screaming at people and randomly attacked a new user to the sever, claiming he was conspiring against him. Discordia listen attentively, but eventually had enough. Jamec eventually rage quit after be unable to control himself. The sever collectively apologized to Discordia (Athens Admin and Mother of Servers, Hallowed be Her Name) for making her sit through one of worse trials in the sever's history.

#### **The Banning of Jamec:**

Jamec became more paranoid after he was humiliated. He had filed several reports of various users, citing they were agents of "*The Cabal"* as his reasons for the mass reporting. This was mocked pretty badly and he was once again humiliated. He also was further mocked after it turned out he was tricked into thinking Heinrich Himmler was a humanitarian who worked with the Red Cross. This would finally climax with one of his rants. He went off and he was pulled aside to talk to Comando, where he vented in fury at Comando and those present in the chat. Skollhammer, one of the other mods came in and saw him disrupting chat. He was promptly celled and continued to cause shit in the cells based on intelligence reports. He was then promptly kicked from the sever. However, the bastard was not done. He bribe the bot with more shekels for Sargoy which got him back in the sever. He was still in the cells and enter a massive tirade with the mods. Comando and Jury handle it until they concluded that the joke was borning now. As Comando offered Jamec his last words before being executed and permanently barred from the sever, Discordia (Athens Admin and Mother of Servers, Hallowed be Her Name) decided to pass judgement before he could even state his final words. With one swift swing of the Ban Hammer, Jamec was executed and damned to the land of banned users.

## The Legacy of Jamec:

> **"I will come back, I do not give a shit how much money I have to pay" -Jamec's statement on his ban.**
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Following his ban, rumors from Athens' criminal underworld in other severs suggested Jamec was plotting his revenge. He seek to pay more shekels to bribe the bot to let him back in, but nothing was working. He is still to this day barred in the land of the damned with Dotty, David, and the other rejects of Athens.

## Quotes of Jamec:

Their are many quotes of Jamec. Far too many to count for. However here are some of the most well known and funniest: Some of these are from DMs of users who had gave their lives to secure us these quotes. Many users die getting us this information.

> **"I practically invented shitposting!"**
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> **"This new fag term is tearing down this sever."**
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> **"If you cannot sit through child porn you are a fucking pussy." (Wtf?)**
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> **"Who is Heinrich Himmler?"**
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> **"This isn't over, I will win in the end and you will regret this. The Truth can't be silence forever"**
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> **"Why are none of you people politically active for Sargon?"**
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> **"I give money to Sargon, I should have a say in how this sever is run." (Entitled Prick)**
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> **"I literally am the reason this sever exists"**
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> **"If this sever is not contributing to our ultimate shared goal, then its a waste of resources and should be shut down"**
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> **"Never bash it until you have tried it, it's why I can criticize Necrophilia and pedophilia" (This is why Rayzor had problems with him)**
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