BSCMC 010: Stacey and the Mystery Money

The episode for "Stacey and the Mystery Money" was originally released on May 6, 2019 and is Mystery #10. **You can listen to it here.** This episode is 1:09:18 long.This week's ghostwriter: Ellen Miles.

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## Official Episode Description

Bad news. Stacey is a crime girl again. She just can’t help herself, she’s as drawn to crime as she is hot and horny young men, like Terry/David Hoyt/Hawthorne. This week, the girls solve a mystery, but like, an actual mystery. Who is trying to pass off counterfeit bills all over Stoneybrook? Is it the nefarious English teacher, Mr. Fisk? Is it Stacey’s new lover? Is it the savior of the Dunmer people and the hero of Morrowind, the Nerevarine? You’ll have to listen to find out.

## Music Credits

* “The Mission” by BrownHouseMedia on Envato Elements
* “Classic Arcade Video Game” by Adigold on Envato Elements
* “Parting Ways” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements
* “Happy Romantic Cinematic Piano” by MusicalSmile on Envato Elements
* “22” by Taylor Swift
* “Catwalk” by jjjack
* The theme to “Morrowind” by Jeremy Soule
* “Beautiful Darkness” by AllenGrey on Envato Elements
* Original Intro by Scott Lamb
* Superbrat Outro by Superbrat

## Book Description

During Jack's description, the music from 60 Second Burger Run plays. Tanner wins the game for the first time.

## Segments

###  Burn Of The Week

A very good burn
That stings you so right
A knife that doth turn.
It gets in your head
But oh so soon:
It will cause me to call
The burn unit.
—inspired by "The Sick Rose" by William Blake

Tanner: "He's making a lot of red marks" - a burn on Stacey, not on Harper Lee

Jack: a self-burn. "All the ways I like tofu, on somebody else's plate." Jack has actually taken the course that Dawn referenced.

###  Hashtag Swoon

Night and noon
These handsome men who do their worst
Singing their beguiling tune
I find myself immersed in thirst
Or as the youth say
Hashtag swoon
With hashtag vapors
I've been cursed.
—inspired by "She Walks in Beauty"
by Lord Byron

Terry: "Major crush material", shiny brown hair that flops on his forehead in the cutest way

The moment he shares with Stacey his real name.

###  Jack and Tanner, Fashion Idiots

Is this true (NOT the Patreon segment): "hair ornaments"? Tanner has two different Kylo Rens on his tree, and Jaime has a Wrinkle in Time.

Is a hat a hair ornament?

Earring Hierarchy is brought up. Ear tattoo is the ultimate power.

## Jack's References

* "Let's not do rhymes."
* "Would you like to hear an embarrassing story about Dada Car?"
* Push poll

## Tanner's References

* Tanner relates a story about riding on the train and seeing "Hawthorne"
* Tanner Sings Taylor Swift.
* Moon and Star, Morowind, Nerevarine
* Tim Apple

## Sign Off

Binds the broken
Redeems the mad
Claudia's wearing a bra now and the way she talks you'd think boys had just been invented.

## References & Links

#### Literature

1. ↑ "The Sick Rose" by William Blake: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43682/the-sick-rose
2. ↑ "She Walks in Beauty" by Lord Byron: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43844/she-walks-in-beauty
#### Culture

1. ↑ "Training Day": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Training\_Day
2. ↑ 60 Second Burger Run: https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-60-second-burger-run
3. ↑ Push poll: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Push\_poll
4. ↑ The Elder Scrolls and the Moon and Star: https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Moon-and-Star
5. ↑ Tim Apple, a two-month-old political topic: https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/6/18253785/donald-trump-tim-apple-cook-ceo-name
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