Ninja Brian

Ninja Brian is one of the band members to the comedy band, ***Ninja Sex Party***, and appeared in the Fiction V. Fiction episode, Ninja Brian vs Dr. McNinja, where he fought Dr. McNinja from ***The Adventures of Dr. McNinja***.

## History

Ninja Brian is a mystery. Almost nothing is known about him. Where he originates, why he's a ninja, and why he hangs out with a man that sings about wanting to get laid. Though Ninja Brian travels with Danny Sexbang in order to keep Danny from going back to being the number 1 ninja, sense Danny gave that title up to dance. Ninja Brian was number 2 until Danny retired, gaining the number 1 place from inherence. Brian stays with Danny and his motives are constantly unclear. He kills all his friends so he's the only friend that Danny has, but often tries killing him. Sometimes he helps Dan to try to get a girlfriend and sometimes he's why Dan fails. Ninja Brian's goals are unsure except one specific thing. Kill as many people as possible. As well as join Danny in a band... with just as much of a known reason as why he's friends with Danny.

## Background

* Name: Ninja Brian
* Age: 47
* Height: 5'8
* Weight: 143.3 lbs
* Occupation: Ninja and musician
* Signature move: Murdering the fuck out of people

## Feats

### Strength

* Impaled a guy with a different guy
* Him and Danny destroyed a city in their fight with Samurai Abstinence Patrol
* Punch hard enough to make explosions
* Beat the Necromancer to death
* Uppercut a man into the sky
* Comparable to Danny, who thrusted hard enough in Seatle to make an Earthquake in LA

### Speed

* Outran cheetahs
* Killed a crowd of partiers and Nintendo characters in seconds
* Fast enough to appear as a blur
* Dodged lasers after they were fired
* Moved between flashes

### Durability

* Acted like nothing was happening when he was in a ship going at the Speed of Brian
	+ The Speed of Brian is 821.429 light years per second
* Survived being in a house exploding
* Was scratch less after being in an explosion that destroyed a space colosseum

### Experience

* Killed the Dick Elders
* Killed an entire army in seconds
* Been murdering ever since he was an infant
* Killed Slenderman
* Murdered 297 people in a party
* Has a black belt in amazing
* Killed 300 of Danny's friends
* Defeated the Manticore
* Helped to save the year 6969

### Intelligence

* Knows how to play several instruments
* Has a degree in Theoretical Physics
* Has a diploma from the University of Keeping it Real

### Arsenal

* Poison darts
* Katana
* Knives
* Sais
* Smoke bombs
* Shirukens
* Throwing stars
* Laser sword
* Taxi
* Pirate Ship
* Shank
* Battle pandas
* Pirate sword and ninjas
* Hook hand
* Shovel
* Giant flyable ninja star
* Glass of liquor with a fist
* Horse that can ride a motorcycle
* Space ship that can fly at the Speed of Brian to time travel
* The Kraken
* Space dinosaurs that shoots lasers
* Wings
* Fighter jet
* Glitter magic
* Time travel
* Teleportation
* Two smaller angel versions of himself
* Ability to stab people in the soul
* Lasers he can shoot from his eyes
	+ Has blown up a sun with these
* Ability to make things explode with his mind
* Shrinking and growth
* Turn into a unicorn
* Lighting
* Summoning knives

### Weaknesses

* Quick to kill
* Not much of a thinker in a fight

## Trivia

* Ninja Brian is the first Ninja Sex Party character ib Fiction V. Fiction
	+ The next character is Danny Sexbang
* Ninja Brian is the first character from a band on the show
* Ninja Brian is the first character not to have any lines