Kittee

Kittee is one of the main characters of GPVS. She lives in Walter's house with Gib.

## Biography

Kittee is a 20 year old human-pillow hybrid. She suffers from brain damage. She looks like a young human, but she is made of fabric, feathers, and cotton, and has a heart made of candy. Similarly to Gib, Kittee arrived at Planet Pokepoll when she was deemed too annoying for the entire Earth. Eventually, she found Gib, and the two of them found Walter's house. From there onward, Walter would be held responsible for the two protagonists.

## Personality

Kittee is a lazy fat drunk slob. She doesn't actually weigh much though because most of her body is made of feathers rather than fat. She spends most of her time lazing around Walter's house, or getting into hijinks with Gib. She is a crippling alcoholic, and is rarely sober. During the rare times she is seen sober, she becomes boring and unfunny, often resorting to reddit band kid tier humor. When she is drunk, the alcohol impairs her thinking, causing her sense of humor to match that of a five year old, making her perfect for being friends with Gib. She occasionally CACKs up hairballs, possibly due to alcohol poisoning. Despite the hairballs and being named Kittee, she is not actually part cat.

## Snowcone Shop

In season 3 of GPVS, Kittee opened a snowcone shop in an abandoned Bed Bath & Beyond. Despite the odd location and Kittee's continuing struggle with alcoholism, for a short time business was good at the snowcone shop. Gib was briefly employed there as well, but was eventually "laid off" due to putting his signature lemon flavored snow cone on the hidden menu. Eventually the snow cone shop was shut down due to Kittee catching brain damage, and it ended up infecting all the staff except Walter. Thanks to the brain damage virus she caught, she now had double brain damage that somehow didn't cancel out. Not only did the shop close because of the infection, it also closed because Kittee became ultra impaired until she was no longer sick. She straight up could not work.

## Relationships

**Gib:** Gib is Kittee's best friend. They're both mindless, but they like to go on weird adventures together.

**Walter:** Walter is the weasel man who owns the house Kittee and Gib live in. He's tried to intervene with Kittee's alcoholism by helping her open the snowcone shop.

**Mr. Peepee:** Kittee is friends with Mr. Peepee, but Mr. Peepee is closer with Gib. Mr. Peepee has tried to be closer with Kittee, but she kinda doesn't notice it.

**Ply:** Like with Gib, Ply often spies on Kittee, hoping that she starts catching feelings for Gib.

## Incidents

In Season One, though this didn't actually happen, Gib forgot about Kittee for three days. Because Kittee often doesn't do much except laze, Gib became worried. When he found her, she was green with maggots.

In the Season One Christmas Special, Kittee accumulated an evil form known as "Jesustime Kittee" after accidentally killing Gib. For the last minutes of the show, Jesustime Kittee stared at the camera unmoving with empty eye sockets. This is also non-canon.

During the (first) GPVS movie between Seasons Two and Three, Kittee's heart became severely damaged from the alcohol usage. As a pillow, Kittee doesn't have real organs, but she does have candy ones. Kittee's heart is a cherry candy which, over time, became whiskey flavored. It didn't really work anymore. In this serious film, Gib embarked on an emotionally stimulating adventure to acquire Kittee's new candy heart before her death. Along the way he was repeatedly attacked by a (yuck!) green apple flavored candy heart that would turn Kittee evil. Gib was able to find the delicious cherry flavored one, but the green apple heart flew into Kittee first, starting a battle between Gib and Evil Kittee. Gib won without actually hurting Kittee, and Kittee's heart was replaced.

When Scrub Scrub Scrub was a popular song, Gib and Kittee stayed up until 3 AM listening to it. Unfortunately, Kittee started to laugh while drinking and she began choking. She had to leave the room for a few minutes, and her voice was still wheezy in the morning.

The Cheese Incident occurred in 2019 after Kittee declared that she hated Kraft Singles. After the fight with Gib, she left Walter's house and became homeless.

## Trivia

* Every night, When Kittee is in bed, she hugs a pillow. How embarrassing!