Chewing Over a Message to You

**Chewing Over a Message to You** is the second unit audio drama that was released alongside the unit song Telepathy on May 24, 2021.

## Dialogue

### English Translation

**Belphegor:** Beel, about that surprise for you-know-who, apparently we each have to record a message into this stuffed toy.

**Beelzebub:** Oh, sounds tasty.

**Belphegor:** What’s tasty about that? Were you even listening?

**Beelzebub:** Ah, yeah. So, what’s the message for?

**Belphegor:** It’s to cheer them up when they’re feeling lonely in the human world.

**Beelzebub:** Okay, here I go.

**Belphegor:** Already?!

**Beelzebub:** I just need to make them feel not lonely, right?

**Belphegor:** You’re so confident. Here I go, I’m hitting record.

**Beelzebub:** Uh, Belphie, it’s kind of embarrassing doing this in front of someone so look over there.

**Belphegor:** Got it.

**Beelzebub:** Here I go. 3, 2, 1.

*Chewing noises*

**Beelzebub:** Okay, all done.

**Belphegor:** Nice. Wait, no! All you did was record yourself eating potato chips!

**Beelzebub:** Because when they listen to this, they’ll be so hungry they’ll forget about being lonely.

**Belphegor:** Beel, I think that’s just you.

**Beelzebub:** You might be right. But I have to say, you must be a genius to realize I was eating potato chips.

**Belphegor:** I’m not sure that makes me a genius. I’ve just heard the sound of potato chips being eaten more than anyone thanks to you. Anyway, what about the message?

**Beelzebub:** Right. Okay, look over there.

**Belphegor:** Okay.

**Beelzebub:** 3, 2, 1.

*More chewing noises*

**Belphegor:** What are you doing, eating chocolate chip cookies!

**Beelzebub:** That’s correct!

**Belphegor:** All right! Wait, no. Can we stop with the chewing sounds?

**Beelzebub:** You were even able to tell they were chocolate chips. You're amazing.
Okay, here I go again. Look over there.

**Belphegor:** Wait! I might be able to tell by the smell so I’ll hold my nose. Wait, why am I taking apart in this game of “Guess the chew”?

**Beelzebub:** Does it matter? Let’s hurry and start the third round.

**Belphegor:** Bring it on!

*Chewing noises*

**Belphegor:** This one’s too easy.

**Beelzebub:** Yes, Mr. Belphegor.

**Belphegor:** It’s fried chicken, specifically made with thigh meat!

**Beelzebub:** You are correct! Let’s move on to round four!

*Even more chewing noises*

**Beelzebub:** Yes, Mr. Belphegor!

**Belphegor:** Um... It’s ice made with...soft water!

**Beelzebub:** You are correct!

**Belphegor:** Yes! Yes!

**Beelzebub:** Okay, time for the bonus round. There will be two pieces of food this round. But if you guess both, you will get double points.

**Belphegor:** All right, let’s go!

**Beelzebub:** Here goes the bonus round!

*Chewing noises, but it's with 2 foods this time*

**Belphegor:** This is a hard one. Hmm...

**Beelzebub:** Okay, let’s see if you got it, Mr. Belphegor.

**Belphegor:** It was a croissant sandwiched between slices of toast! No...? What was that laugh? What, what, what? Ahh? Which is it? Haa? Which is it?

**Beelzebub:** You are correct!

**Belphegor:** Yes! I knew it!

**Beelzebub:** Finally, round five.

**Beelzebub:** What are...we doing right now?

**Belphegor:** Ah, what are we doing?

**Both:** To be continued!