Question 34 (The Impossible Qatar '22)

**Question 34** is the first proper minigame question in the quiz. Your only task is "Win!" Two players, Soccer Bloke and the goalie, are standing on a soccer field, with the audience in the background. This question is unskippable, but it's also a safe question, so you cannot lose any lives here.

You control Soccer Bloke using the keyboard. Certain keys will make him do certain things:

* Pressing the up/down arrows will make him look up or down for a moment.
* Pressing the left arrow will make him turn to the left for a moment.
* Pressing space will make him jump.
* Clicking him will cause him to open his mouth wide and say, "Oi bruv whatyre ya on about?"
* Pressing the right arrow will cause him to kick the ball, but the goalie will put his hand up to block it and it will move right back to where it started.

No matter what you do, Soccer Bloke can't kick the ball into the goal. So how do you win?

Well, the question never specified *who* needed to win. Clicking on the goalie will make his arm raise (and clicking him again will lower his arm again). If you kick the ball while the goalie's arm is already up, then he'll deflect the ball slightly higher and it will smack directly into Soccer Bloke's face, bruising him and knocking him off-screen. The goalie will raise his arms in triumph while the audience cheers, and then you'll move on.

There is a Fusestopper sitting in the audience. Hovering over it will cause it to glow yellow. Click on it to collect it.

## Mobile version

Due to a lack of a keyboard, the mechanics were slightly changed: tapping on Soccer Bloke will make him kick the ball. No other actions with Soccer Bloke can be performed, but otherwise the question is exactly the same.

## Trivia

* If you press multiple keys at once, you can combine Soccer Bloke's actions (e.g. having him kick the ball while jumping and looking up).
* If you try to kick the ball again before it reaches the goalie, it will keep moving but much more slowly.
* Clicking the soccer ball will cause it to spin for a bit.
	+ This also happens in Question 75, since it's the same sprite.
* The sound effect that plays when the ball hits the grass is the same as walking on grass in Minecraft.
* Both players are wearing shoes that say "drip."
* This is one of only two safe questions in the game. The other is Question 51.
* The task has a faint white glow behind it to make it easier to read.
* Originally, you could only click on the goalie's arm to hit the ball away right when the ball was in front of him. Otherwise, he would open his mouth and say "Ligma nuts". This was changed to make the question easier.
* The audience members are listed below, left-to-right, bottom-to-top. *Italicized* entries are the quiz author's original characters. Question 105 might randomly ask you about how many times any of the underlined ones appeared in the quiz.
	+ *Duck Toilet*
	+ *Poo Emoji*
	+ *Mark and Jack*
	+ *The number 1 with a face*
	+ Trollface
	+ Saddam Hussein, from the "Saddam's Hiding Place" meme
	+ Okay Guy, a rage face
	+ Wojak
	+ An xkcd-style stick figure
	+ A Fusestopper
	+ *The Blob*
	+ An Among Us crewmate
	+ Joe Biden
	+ Pepe the Frog
	+ Polandball
	+ *Fargield™**®©***
	+ An ant
	+ Several more countryballs: Italyball, Qatarball, and Englandball
	+ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / Lenny Face
	+ Fans of the red team carrying a banner reading "GO [TEAM]!"
	+ A fan of the blue team punching one of the red team fans in the face