Brobro

Brobro Brodinsky is the main character of the Brobro comic series.

### Appearance

Brobro is a muscular silver Matoran with red axle nipples, he wears a kanohi Kaukau to prevent himself from drowning in boy pussy. He is 160cm tall, taller than the average matoran at roughly 137cm tall.

### Biography

Brobro originates from the city of Chadington, Serbia, but moved to Pen Island to escape his abusive and neglecting parents. Before moving to Pen Island, his father forced him to work out since he was 2 years old to ensure he wouldn't grow up to be gay. Despite his fathers attempts, Brobro grew up to be romantically attracted to men, but was never in a relationship because of his fear of being viewed as gay, resulting in a common belief that Brobro is both asexual and aromantic.

Later on in Pen Island, he was painting one day when his friend Doofenbur arrived and asked him to come to his lab to show him a crystal of braincell fusion which shot a laser at him and created Bruhbruh, an evil gold clone of Brobro.

Later on Brobro encountered a really cool frog, nothing else important happened whatsoever. Oh right, Bruhbruh appeared behind him and they started to fight, Bruhbruh blew a bullet threw a straw, but it didn't hurt Brobro since he got the bullet vaccine. Bruhbruh started stabbing Brobro with a hammer when suddenly Chadrax fell from the sky and squashed Bruhbruh to a pulp. Brobro complained that it was his fight so Chadrax said Brobro's brain was run by a hamster in his chest which Brobro said to never tell anyone.

Brobro stuck his penis inside one of doofenbur's machines, creating a giant penis creature. Brobro used his phone to call for help using Universemail™ but Grungus refused to help. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a purple portal appeared and someone emerged from it, Oni. Oni somehow got Brobro's message and threw Brobro's creb at the penis creature twice to kill it.

Later Brobro was hired to protect the Flextoran as they make their way to Rich HQ. Before Brobro could react, the Flextoran were picked up by a bird. Brobro went to Pizza Hut to purchase guns from Taquan. Brobro used the gun to shoot the bird that turned out to be Bruhbruh in disguise which actually turned out to be Brobro from the future in disguise, once Brobro realized it was Brobro, Brobro began to say some confusing stuff that even I don't understand. Brobro handed Brobro a time machine and told him to go a week back in time to try and kill the past Brobro while the future Brobro tries to destroy an eldritch being.

Brobro's father, Brob, invited Brobro to a family meeting so he asked a pirate man to sail to Serbia. Brob said he ate Brobro's dog and was going to eat creb but creb shot a laser into Brob's face and killed him. When Brobro arrived back home he saw an emo talking to a crab, Brobro said that they are under a crab attack and crushed the crab in his fist. Brobro realized that there were too many crabs to kill so he decided to go to Crab King Island. Brobro gathered Taquan, Mauru and the Piratoran to go with him. As soon as they arrived one of the Crab King's guards arrested them. The Crab King asked what element Brobro was so Brobro replied "The element of surprise", pulled out a gun he had up his ass and shot but missed, hitting Mauru instead. The Crab King was suddenly crushed by a giant rock. The Piratoran said he was sick and was unable to drive so Brobro sailed the ship only to get lost and captured by the Piratka. The Piratka eat Taquan's pizza filled with bombs and explode. One of the Piratka, now almost dead tells his boss they failed. The boss, future Brobro, asks him to buy gold paint, so he can finish the job himself.

Back in the future, Brobro tells Doofenbur to get all their friends to safety. Brobro feeds the eldritch monster tons of Taquan's C4 pizza, it blows up and brings Brobro to an empty universe with only him and pizza around. He builds a new body with the pizza and 50 million years later he built a whole galaxy of pizza planets. One of the planets, Crustytit, had developed portal technology which brought Brobro back to his home universe. He met LeGrand and he brought Brobro to Taquan, now a doctor, to fix him up. 6 hours later Brobro needed an army for something.

### Origin

The original Brobro moc was created on the 10th of April, 2021. He was originally called the Driptoran and had a Metru-Nui matoran build.