Whoori

**whoori** was a player on the Ultin SMP. Due to his experience and skill, he is one of the strongest players on the server and also one frequently followed by conflict and misery.

## History

### Beginnings of the Ultin SMP

Ultin42069 made the server public on December 14th, 2020. whoori and ShxdyMemester were the first to join, and they all met together in the Village (what would later be known as Saladistan). Together, they founded the Church of Anime Thighs, which would be the main form of worship in the village.

### The War Against RX8

    whoori's first enemy in the server would be RX8. Upon inviting him to join the Ultin SMP, RX8 comitted many unforgivable atrocities. But the final nail in the coffin was when he killed whoori's dog. Afterwards, whoori, Ultin and ShxdyMemester collectively agreed to ban RX8.

RX8 did not give up so easily, and would come back to Saladistan to get his revenge, thus beginning the War Against RX8. At the height of the war, whoori's own house got blown up by RX8, and two of his pets, his cat and Lamar, died in the explosion. It was a devastating day for whoori.

### Pablo Wars

whoori first met Pablo when he attempted, but failed, to build some sort of contraption. The iron golem had somehow gotten stuck inside the contraption while he wasn't looking. whoori then saw the iron golem and hung him on a leash from the ceiling of the contraption. The iron golem began to bounce up and down in a humorous way. whoori named the iron golem "Pablo", a stereotypically Mexican name, in reference to the memes of animals with Mexican names stuck in bizarre locations.

Pablo instantly became a hit. Everyone thought he was hilarious. But then one question would be soon to arise: "was Pablo, the iron golem, happy, being hung from the ceiling and trapped inside a small cubicle?"

    whoori was the main figure in the Keep Pablo movement, the opposition to the Free Pablo movement of Batmannn and daniel1234. whoori was the main target of the two during the February Pablo Protests; he was hit, drowned, set on fire, and so much more. However, many of these attempts were unsuccessful as whoori's armor was way too powerful compared to the weapons of Batmannn and daniel's. whoori was only killed once and that was because he went AFK.

Pablo was like a son to whoori, he was the one who found him, named him, gave him a purpose, gave him shelter, etc. whoori was upset with Batmannn and daniel1234's protests, because despite how they claimed to care for Pablo's best interests, the protests only endangered Pablo's life several times. His only goal during the wars was to keep Pablo safe.

#### Second Pablo War

On June 4th, whoori, Ultin42069, Sashie\_Bunny, Fighter69 and Batmannn all got together to kill the Ender Dragon. whoori was lagging very badly the entire time, and he couldn't land a single hit on the Ender Dragon, much to his displeasure.

Immediately afterwards, however, Pablo's cage had been blown up by daniel1234, and Pablo was free. The unthinkable had happened; Batmannn and daniel1234 had succeeded.

Ultin42069 was the only one there when it happened, Sashie and whoori were still stuck in the End. Ultin and Batmannn got into an intense fight, but Batmannn proved to be much more of a challenge to Ultin than he was the last time they fought. It was a tough battle, but eventually, Ultin killed Batmannn, and Sashie and whoori arrived to aid him, at last. The 3 of them then worked together, in an attempt to help Pablo out of the ravine and back to the shrine. Pablo was now back on the leash and bouncing again. whoori went to get glass and rebuild the cage, but suddenly, Batmannn appeared again. Batmannn positioned himself behind Pablo, and readied his sword. Ultin and Sashie were too far away from him, they could not stop him in time. Batmannn raised his sword, and proclaimed, "if Pablo cannot be free in life... then let him be free, in death!" It was all over. Pablo was dead.

whoori looked as Pablo's remains lay on the floor. He looked at what had become of the iron golem he had loved and cared for so much, the one he loved like his own son. "Pablo..." he muttered. "Pablo... is dead..." whoori disconnected.

#### Bombing of Wayne Hillside Resort

The day after Pablo's death, whoori went missing from the village of Saladistan. He entrusted leadership of Saladistan and Keep Pablo to his second-in-command, Ultin42069. His Blackstone Mansion remains occupied by only Lamar II and Piño II. According to Ultin, whoori has left Saladistan to live in a faraway place.

On June 13th, 2021, as punishment for killing Pablo, Ultin42069 ordered for Wayne Hillside Resort to be bombed. whoori opposed the bombing of the hotel, despite being the one to give Ultin the idea and previously threatening to bomb it if Batmannn broke any of the rules during the war.