Roy's Road Rampage

> *"But remember, Roy. A car isn't just a toy. It can be a death machine if used irresponsiblity, so you've always got to be alert and watching the road for safety hazards!"* -Kamik Kazi
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**Roy's Road Rampage**, originally titled **The Fat & Furious**, is the fourth episode of Season 5 of the *Bowser’s Koopalings* series, and the thirty-sixth episode overall. In this episode, Roy gets a new car, brought along Larry and Wendy's friends for the ride until gets challlenged by the Chargin Chucks to a street race.

## Plot

The episode starts with Roy asked his dad to host an all-girls party at the castle but Bowser wouldn't allow it because for starters, it is a castle and also the girls would puke all over the place or one of the generals be involved in a sexual assault by any news outlets...again. After Bowser made fair points, Roy just asked his dad for a car as he's been saving a lot of money, just like his previous one Bowser says no then he tells him he has got the license from training school. When getting asked to wait till his birthday, Roy tells him that it was in June when the two had a part as Bowser threw up in the Fountain as he was drunk. But then Bowser consides after Roy told him that he had to use bleach instead of gunpowder in the cannonballs, but he did tell his son not to get excited as he was struggling with money, then the Hammer Bro asked him about the gold statue of his highness.

Later at the car dealership, Roy brought along Larry, Wendy, and Iggy as he's looking for the car as they meet Clyde, who was last seen as the Mushroom City Tower receptionist as he raged over being locked in the closet during and two day after the Shadows' heist. As he calms down, Clyde shows the four about "the new Badwagon Duke 3000" which has Roy surprised as this car is "fast, durable, and very easy to get used to", as well as has a fridge on the inside, outside speakers that is bluetooth connected as he can connect his mobile device to play his favorite songs from his phone in his car. Even Roy's siblings is impressed with the car, until Roy got in the car as Clyde threatens to beat him with the crowbar in order for him to get out the car now, then the group ran away.

Later at the castle, Bowser is having a drink with King Boo and Dedede, as the owner of Goomburger gets complaints from customers as their children didn't get toys with their meals as well a mother told him that there was a severed finger in her kids drink. When King Boo asked Bowser, as the Koopa King tells the two about Roy asking him for a new car, even though as much he's a good friend, King Boo sides with Roy. As Bowser thinks it's not a bad idea, he tells them that he didn't learn to drive till 26 which Dedede made fun of him for the age. After commenting about the booster seat, he had chosen death as Bowser disenrgrated him (don't worry, he'll be back next episode). After that, King Boo asked him if he wants another beer, Bowser tells him to get two as he's thirsty.

The next hours at 2pm, Bowser knocks on his door as Roy gets up from his nap as his dad and Kamek brings to the garage to give Roy a Badwagon Duke 3000 as he stole it from Clyde as he couldn't get a chance to hit Bowser with a crowbar then gets fired from the car dealership gig. As Kamek gave Roy a reminder of what a car actually is before gets interrupted by Bowser as he wanted his son enjoy his gift.

Later Roy brings his siblings outside to show his brand new car. Larry and Iggy was impressed by it but Ludwig says that the Badwagon looks like a girl's car. Roy tells them that Bowser gave him a gift, then Lemmy gets jealous with it. After the Koopalings made jokes about his car, Roy gets offended as he tells them that they're jealous that he got his own car, then Lemmy made a joke about a woman made a call about her missing car as he drives away with a defiant "F\*\*k you!"

As Kamek gets done with shopping, only for him to realize he forgot to buy toilet paper before getting passed by Roy who is going way too fast as he almost ran over the Koopa and Paratroopa, destroying the Will Ledgers Highway, as he ran over a Whomp worker. As the Goomba sees him, he got out the way before getting squished by a fallen boulder. Meanwhile inside the castler Larry, Wendy, and Iggy were discussing how much Roy is enjoying his new car...a little too much, Roy has ran into Ludwig as he was reading his book before getting sent to the castle wall.

Later at the emergency meeting which wasn't orchistraited by Bowser but by Kamek and the Koopalings, as they are discussing to Bowser about Roy driven crazy in his car. As Bowser talks if the cars wasn't fast enough, the others actually tells him that the car of his is **too** fast especially where Roy almost hit Larry but instead, hit the lamppost, getting Morton to gulp down his food, Wendy seeing him going 50 mph past a school, and driving on the side walk. Ludwig tells the Koopa King that it was a mistake for Roy to have a car. As Morton asked about Roy's whereabouts, Bowser tells him that he took a car to a spin as he crashes into a wall.

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## Youtube Description

Roy gets a car from Bowser, and as you'd expect, it all goes downhill from there.

Special thanks to

* Carmen: Wendy/Lucy/Camilla/Ally
* TrashyKoopa: Lemmy/Courtney/Lauren
* Popplio Power: Dedede/Kamek/ Chargin Chuck #3 + (Big Bob-omb a& Scene Transition Sprites)
* Swoldow EVGRB: King Boo/Lakitu
* Insta: Chargin Chuck#2/Big Bob-omb
* KavehKoopa: Scene Transistions
* PLK: Intro & Transition Music
* RidgeTroopa (Larry, Iggy, Morton, Lemmy Sprites)
* NeoZ7 (Roy, Ludwig & Bowser Jr Sprites)
* Tebited15 (King Boo Sprites)
* CrusperButter (Chargin Chuck sprite)

## Trivia

* The original title of the episode was a pun on the *Fast & Furious* film franchise.
* The events of this episode are referenced in The Thanksgiving Dinner by Michael.