Bowser Bugs & Other Ash Stories

**Bowser Bugs & Other Ash Stories** is an Ash & Friends spoof to the 1999 Thomas & Friends video entitled: Cranky Bugs & Other Thomas Stories. It is composed of all six Season 5 episodes narrated by Alec Baldwin, plus one song.

## Description

* Join Ash, Terry, Steven, and their friends for exciting adventures on the land of YTV. Meet King Bowser Koopa and watch as Ash and Alex come to his rescue after a destructive storm. Help Steven celebrate Wilhelmina's birthday party after disaster strikes, and see how Peter realizes that going backwards is really useful! Don't miss the fun and magic on the land of YTV with all of your favorite friends.

## Cast

1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
2. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
3. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
4. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
5. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
6. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
7. Richie Foley as Oliver (Jason Marsden)
8. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Brianne Siddall)
9. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
10. Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
11. Todd Tolansky as Derek (Noel Fisher)
12. Peter Shepard as Toad (Ashley Johnson)
13. Jodelle Kaye as Old Slowcoach (Janice Kawaye)
14. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
15. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
16. Susie Feeble as Caroline (Stephanie Morgenstern)
17. Jack Spicer as George (Danny Cooksey)
18. King Bowser Koopa as Cranky (Harvey Atkin)
19. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
20. Wilhelmina Ketchum as Lady Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
21. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
22. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
23. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)
24. Martin Mystery as Butch (Samuel Vincent)
25. Nora Shepard as Mrs. Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)
26. Maggie Matsumoto as The Refreshment Lady (Nicole Oliver)
27. Temacu as Nancy (Kerry Williams)

## Episodes

1. Bowser Bugs
2. Wilhelmina's Birthday Party
3. Double Teething Troubles
4. Ash, Alex and Jodelle Kaye
5. Busy Going Backwards
6. A Better View For Terry

## Transcript

### Bowser Bugs

* Alec Baldwin: Ash and Alex enjoy working at the school. They like the personal students and the caring teachers. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A Koopa was causing trouble. His name was Bowser and this was his first day at the school.
* Bowser: You're useless little bugs!
* Alec Baldwin: He called from above.
* Bowser: If you put these Beedrill on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
* Ash: Rubbish!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Ash: No Koopa has ever complained before.
* Bowser: Well i'm complaining now.
* Alec Baldwin: And Bowser banged his load down on the keyside. Later, the two characters met Terry and Raimundo and told them about Bowser.
* Terry: Koopas are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Terry.
* Raimundo: You should see the situation from Bowser's point of view.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo.
* Raimundo: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little characters being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
* Alec Baldwin: When Bowser heard that the big characters agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
* Bowser: Come on, come on. Push those Beedrill closer to me.
* Alec Baldwin: But Alex was too upset to concentrate and pushed the Beedrill too far. Poor Alex. Then, Bowser played a trick on Ash.
* Bowser: Push your Beedrill onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
* Alec Baldwin: So Ash did. But Bowser left the load beside the Beedrill, not in them.
* Bowser: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
* Alec Baldwin: Complained Bowser. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Steven was most upset.
* Steven: Ash and Alex, this new koopa has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
* Alec Baldwin: Now Ash and Alex were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Bowser and the characters were trapped in the docks.
* Virgil: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Virgil. But he was wrong. The characters had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
* (The old tramp steamer crashes into the shed)
* Bowser: (screams)
* (Bowser lands onto the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud)
* Shaggy, Raimundo, Virgil and Terry: Help!
* Alec Baldwin: Called the characters from inside the shed.
* Bowser: I can't!
* Alec Baldwin: Called Bowser. When the storm was over, Steven rushed into the scene of the destruction.
* Steven: Ash and Alex will help you.
* Alec Baldwin: He called to Bowser.
* Steven: And then you can help the characters.
* Bowser: Oh god, please, hurry!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Bowser.
* Bowser: And tell them I'm very sorry I was rude to them.
* Steven: So it was you.
* Alec Baldwin: Murmured Steven.
* Steven: I know those characters an big apology.
* Alec Baldwin: Ash and Alex soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Bowser was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the characters were free.
* Terry: Oh, thank you.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Terry.
* Terry: What would I've done without you?
* Bowser: Well I had to be rescued before i help you. But i never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
* Alec Baldwin: Bowser was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
* Bowser: Uh, small characters thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
* Alex: Pah!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Alex: He's back to bugging us.
* Ash: Don't move! You're still atatched to Bowser.
* Alec Baldwin: But it was too late.
* (Bowser lands on the rails once again)
* Alec Baldwin: Bowser still looks down at the two little characters. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mites, because he knows they might bite back.

### Wilhelmina's Birthday Party

* Alec Baldwin: One summer's day, Ash and Alex were idling in the school when Sonic the Hedgehog arrived.
* Sonic: Have you notice something?
* Alec Baldwin: Said Sonic.
* Ash: What sort of something?
* Sonic: Steven. He, well, seems different.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Sonic.
* Alex: I did see him staring at the clouds this morning.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Alex: I wonder why.
* Alec Baldwin: The reason was simple. It was Wilhelmina's Birthday, and Steven had a new outfit.
* Wilhelmina: It's perfect for my birthday party.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his wife.
* Wilhelmina: You look splendid, Steven dear.
* Steven: And I'll wear my finest hat just for you.
* Alec Baldwin: He replied.
* Steven: Your birthday is a great occasion.
* Wilhelmina: It is, so don't be late.
* Steven: Don't worry, my dear. I shall be spic and span and right on time.
* Alec Baldwin: Later the day, Steven had changed into his new suit.
* Stationmaster: You look fine, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: Said the stationmaster.
* Stationmaster: You best be going.
* Steven: Indeed.
* Alec Baldwin: Agreed Steven.
* Steven: The characters are busy, I'll take the car.
* Stationmaster: Is it reliable?
* Alec Baldwin: Asked the stationmaster.
* Steven: Certainly.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven. But it wasn't. As he sped along, he suddenly saw a large hole on the road. He break hard, but it was too late.
* Steven: Bother! Now I got a puncher. If I change my wheel, I am sure to dirty my suit and that would never do.
* Alec Baldwin: Just then, he heard Susie.
* Steven: I need you to attend my wife's birthday party and I cannot be late. Please give me a lift.
* Susie: I'll try, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: But Susie didn't like going fast.
* Susie: I'm hot! My engine will overheat!
* Alec Baldwin: And it did.
* Susie: Told you so.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Susie sadly.
* Steven: Bother, bother!
* Alec Baldwin: Just then he heard a loud whistle. It was Jack Spicer. Jack was cross when he saw Susie.
* Jack: Call yourself a car? You're disgracefulness for the road. Find yourself a scrapyard.
* Alec Baldwin: Susie spluttered in fury. Jack's driver was more polite.
* Driver: Can I be your assistance, sir?
* Steven: Only if you can take me to my wife's birthday party.
* Alec Baldwin: Sighed Steven.
* Driver: We can take you to Ash.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied the Driver.
* Driver: He's just down the line.
* Steven: Much obliged.
* Alec Baldwin: Then they rumbled away.
* Susie: What about me?
* Alec Baldwin: Wailed Susie.
* Steven: I'll send for help.
* Alec Baldwin: Called Steven.
* Steven: Stay there.
* Susie: That's all I can do.
* Alec Baldwin: Jack was enjoying rolling along the lane, but not Steven. Oil splashed everywhere. Worse was to follow.
* Jack: Help!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Jack.
* Jack: Something snapped!
* Alec Baldwin: He veered out of control and Steven landed into a muddy ditch close to where Ash was taking on water.
* Steven: Bother, bother!
* Alec Baldwin: Ash had never seen Steven in such a mess.
* Driver: Can I help you, sir?
* Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash's driver.
* Steven: Yes please. Get me to the station as fast as you can.
* Driver: I'm afraid our fireman's taking ill.
* Steven: Then I'll be your fireman.
* Alec Baldwin: Sighed Steven. Ash was excited. Steven had to work hard. Coal dust and smuck flew everywhere. At last, they reached the station. Steven looked at the clock.
* Steven: Just in time.
* Alec Baldwin: He gasped. He hurried picked up a huge bunch of flowers.
* Ash: Good luck!
* Alec Baldwin: Called Ash. Steven's wife was waiting for him. As the clock struck three, there stood Steven, tired but triumph, he gave his wife the flowers.
* Wilhelmina: Well, thank you, my dear. I noticed it was my special birthday party, but I didn't know it was fancy dress.
* Alec Baldwin: Everyone laughed, and then the party began.

### Double Teething Troubles

* Alec Baldwin: Bumpty and Raphael the two birds work in the playgrounds and gyms on Kevin's branch line. Their work is important but they can be hot and dirty. Sometimes this makes the twins naughty. One morning, they were acting very naughty indeed.
* Bumpty: That's my line of Beedrill!
* Alec Baldwin: Huffed Bumpty.
* Raphael: It's not, it's mine!
* Alec Baldwin: Snorted Raphael.
* Raphael: Yours it's over there.
* Bumpty: It's mine!
* Raphael: It's not!
* Bumpty: It's mine!
* Raphael: It's not!
* Alec Baldwin: Their friend Donkey Kong was worried.
* Donkey Kong: Stop quarreling you two or the only thing you had left to share is...
* (Bumpty and Raphael run into each other and derail)
* Donkey Kong: Trouble.
* Bumpty: Silly!
* Alec Baldwin: Snapped Bumpty.
* Raphael: Silly yourself!
* Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Raphael.
* Steven: Bumpty and Raphael, behave yourselves.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Steven: It's clear to me that we need another diesel to help out. There's only one available. He's new and key to make an impression.
* Donkey Kong: If I were you.
* Alec Baldwin: Whispered Donkey Kong.
* Donkey Kong: I can back to work right away.
* Alec Baldwin: Meanwhile Steven was having doubts about his own decision.
* Steven: I hope the new diesel doesn't cause even more confusion. He's bound to have teething troubles.
* Alec Baldwin: And he was right.
* Todd: Oh, my grease and oil. I was unexpecting this hill. Oh, what's that?
* (Todd breaks down)
* Alec Baldwin: Donkey Kong came to the rescue.
* Todd: Sorry.
* Alec Baldwin: Said the diesel.
* Todd: I'm all hot and bothered. I've got teething troubles, you know.
* Alec Baldwin: The news soon spread.
* Ash: Apparently it's teething troubles.
* Alec Baldwin: Confided Ash to Alex.
* Ash: Hey, you two. This new diesel's got a toothache. Good luck.
* Bumpty: Why does Alex want to wish us good luck.
* Alec Baldwin: Asked Bumpty.
* Raphael: Because he knows we'll need it. A diesel with a toothache must be the worst diesel of all.
* Alec Baldwin: Then their manager spoke to them.
* Manager: You will take your loads to the docks and rest there tonight. There's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow.
* Alec Baldwin: It was dark when the twins reached the docks. They left the Beedrill by the key and scurried off to the shed.
* Virgil: You two looked glum.
* Alec Baldwin: Sighed Virgil.
* Bumpty: It's the new diesel's fault.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Bumpty.
* Bumpty: He's got a toothache.
* Virgil: He hasn't got a toothache he's got teething troubles. That means he's new and this causes some problems. In his case it's his cooling system.
* Alec Baldwin: Next morning, the twins heard an unfamiliar whistle.
* Bumpty and Raphael: Oh, no! It's the new Diesel!
* Alec Baldwin: And it was.
* Todd: Hello. I'll sort this train out. You take the front and I'll push 'em behind. Ha, ha. What fun.
* Alec Baldwin: All went well as they set off. Then they came to a hill.
* Bumpty: Come on, come on! Push harder, you silly diesel!
* Alec Baldwin: Shouted Bumpty. But the diesel couldn't push any harder.
* Todd: (pants) I'm overheating again.
* (Todd breaks down once again)
* Todd's Driver: Jesus Christ, Fuck Me!!!!
* Bumpty: Oh, pah!
* Alec Baldwin: Snorted Bumpty.
* Driver: You know what?
* Alec Baldwin: Sighed the driver.
* Driver: Let's try and finish the journey anyway. It means we'll have to pull the diesel as well. Can you do it twins?
* Bumpty and Raphael: We'll try, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: And sure enough they could. That night, Steven came to see them.
* Steven: Well done, Bumpty and Raphael. I sent the new diesel back to the works. Can you manage alone?
* Bumpty and Raphael: Oh, yes sir.
* Bumpty: Donkey Kong.
* Alec Baldwin: Whispered Bumpty.
* Bumpty: I'm sorry we were rude to you.
* Raphael: And...
* Alec Baldwin: Added Raphael.
* Raphael: The new diesel was really quite friendly.
* Virgil: And you know what friends do?
* Alec Baldwin: Murmured Virgil.
* Bumpty and Raphael: Know what?
* Virgil: They always say good night to each other.
* Alec Baldwin: And so they did, but they still chattered about the diesel and his teething troubles all night long.

### Ash, Alex and Jodelle Kaye

* Alec Baldwin: Ash, Alex and Raimundo were looking at the early morning sky.
* Ash: Everyone's so much happier when springtime comes.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Raimundo: Everyone else except for Steven.
* Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Raimundo.
* Raimundo: He seems to be working us harder that ever. I'm tired of these coastal runs.
* Alex: He just wants everything to be ready for the holidays.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Alex.
* Alex: Anyway, salty air makes me all cheerful in my smokebox.
* Raimundo: Pah!
* Alec Baldwin: Snorted Raimundo.
* Raimundo: It's the countryside that really gets me all fired up, it's the only place to be!
* Alec Baldwin: And he puffed away to collect his Beedrill from the docks. Ash and Alex have to take some empty Beedrill to the scrap yards. In a siding, they saw an old coach. She looked very sad.
* Alex: What are you doing here?
* Jodelle: They called me Jodelle Kaye, and told me I was no longer really useful. Now only have mice ride inside me.
* Ash: Well, you may be dusty, but you look in perfect shape.
* Alec Baldwin: The Yard manager appeared.
* Yard Manager: Come along, I have Beedrill for you to take away.
* Alex's Driver: Excuse me, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex's Driver.
* Alex's Driver: Can you tell us about this coach?
* Yard Manager: Jodelle Kaye; she's been here for years. She'll be broken up when we find the time.
* Alec Baldwin: The characters were dismayed.
* Ash: We'll try and help you.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash. But he didn't know how. Meanwhile, Raimundo was enjoying himself.
* Raimundo: This is the life!
* Alec Baldwin: He chortled, but he was heading for trouble. One of the fuel Beedrill was leaking, just then, it suddenly caught fire.
* Raimundo: Oh my god, help!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Raimundo. They reached a siding as his driver gave the alarm.
* Raimundo's Driver: It's fuel, and it's dangerous.
* Alec Baldwin: As Ash and Alex approached the junction, they saw the smoke, and a guard waving a red flag.
* Guard: Sparks from Raimundo's driver have set the Beedrill a blaze.
* Alec Baldwin: He called.
* Guard: The fire's under control, but it's quite a fucking mess.
* Alex: You said the countryside run got you all 'fired up', Raimundo.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Alex: But I didn't think you meant it in this way.
* Raimundo: Pah!
* Alec Baldwin: Snorted Raimundo.
* Raimundo: It was the dumbass Beedrill's fault, not mine.
* Fireman: It's safe to proceed now.
* Alec Baldwin: Called a fireman. Ash and Alex now felt sorry for Raimundo. It wasn't long before they reached the station. Later, as they were having a long drink at the water towers, they suddenly heard a commotion.
* Ash: What's the matter?
* Alec Baldwin: Ash asked.
* Ash's Driver: It's another fire at the workman's hut.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Ash's Driver.
* Ash's Driver: We better see what we can do.
* (Ash and Alex race into the scene only to see the hut on fire)
* Alec Baldwin: The fire engines had a big problem.
* Fireman: We are completely out of water!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried a fireman.
* Fireman: We can't use sea water cause' it clogs our works. We'll just have to let that building burn.
* Alec Baldwin: Then Ash had an idea.
* Ash: Why don't you use the water in our tanks? We've just refilled them.
* Alec Baldwin: The firemen wasted no time.
* Drivers: You're very clever characters.
* Alec Baldwin: Chuckled their drivers. Soon, the fire was out, but the hut where the workmen lived was destructed.
* Foreman: The men can't sleep on the beach.
* Alec Baldwin: Said the Foreman.
* Alex: What about Jodelle Kaye? She would be perfect for the workmen.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Ash: Comfy, too.
* Alec Baldwin: Added Ash.
* Alex's Driver: What a good idea, Alex.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. They phoned Steven, who agreed.
* Steven: She'll be spic and span by the time you collect her.
* Alec Baldwin: And she was, and very happy, too.
* Jodelle: I can't thank you enough. I feel splendid.
* Alec Baldwin: The characters buffered up to her, and she set off happily for her new home. Everyone agreed there was nothing old or slow about coach, and she will always be really useful indeed.

### Busy Going Backwards

* Alec Baldwin: Peter Shepard was feeling sad. Everywhere he look, he could see characters and coaches moving steadly forwards. They all look confident and cheerful. One day, he decided to talk to Richie Foley.
* Peter: I'm always going backwards, Mr. Richie. I have forward thinking views. I could be a leader if you know what I mean.
* Terry: You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.
* Alec Baldwin: Terry said. Peter felt sadder still. Richie wanted to help,
* Richie: You're a really useful kid, Peter. You help me break and you keep my Beedrill in order when we go down hills.
* Peter: I know, Mr. Richie, but it'll be so exciting to go forwards for a change instead of always things sliding away from me.
* Alec Baldwin: The Beedrill were cross with Peter.
* Beedrill 1: Who is he to started complaining?
* Beedrill 2: He's lucky to be look after us.
* Beedrill 3: Let's teach him a lesson.
* Alec Baldwin: The Beedrill were simply carried up their plan when they reach Terry's Hill. When they were nearly at the top, they play their tricks.
* Beedrill: Ready, steady, go!
* Alec Baldwin: And they judged and a coupling which farted.
* Beedrill: We're making your wish come true, Peter! Follow the leader!
* Alec Baldwin: Yelled the Beedrill. Peter was still in a state of shock so he didn't know else what to think. And he couldn't ask the conductor, he had jumped clear.
* Beedrill: Faster, faster, as fast as you want!
* Alec Baldwin: Screamed the Beedrill. Suddenly, Peter found it fun but the fun was soon over. A crossing lay ahead and the gates were closed, Peter couldn't stop. Worse still, Peter now realized he was on the wrong track. There ahead was Terry! The signalman change the points right on time.
* Beedrill: On, on, faster!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried the Beedrill. Suddenly, he saw Raimundo pulling a long slow train.
* Raimundo: Oh, my goodness!
* Peter: Help, save me!
* Alec Baldwin: A quick thinking shunter did right on time.
* Raimundo: What was that?!
* Alec Baldwin: Explained Raimundo. The signalman warned the stationmaster at the next station.
* Signalman: There's a runaway coming!
* Stationmaster: We'll send them into the sidings.
* Peter: Help, help!
* Alec Baldwin: Called Peter again. Then he saw some buffers.
* Peter: Those will stop me.
* Alec Baldwin: But the points in the buffers weren't set.
* Peter: Oh no! I'm back on the main line!
* Alec Baldwin: Meanwhile Richie was racing to the rescue.
* Richie: I must catch Peter. I must.
* Alec Baldwin: Peter sped past Shaggy. More danger lay ahead. Men were working on the bridge, but they had been warned about the runaway Peter and his Beedrill. They diverted him onto old sidings, straight into a muddy pool.
* (Peter falls into a muddy pool)
* Peter: Stopped at last.
* Alec Baldwin: Richie arrived and when he saw Peter, he can only smile.
* Richie: A pond is the only place for a Peter I suppose.
* Alec Baldwin: That night, Peter spoke to Richie.
* Peter: I'm sorry, Mr. Richie, if I cause to any abashment.
* Richie: That's all right, Peter. So what do you think of going forwards?
* Peter: It was fun.
* Alec Baldwin: Decided Peter.
* Peter: But from now on, I'll be very happy to looking forward to the future, busy going backwards so to speak.

### A Better View For Terry

* Alec Baldwin: Terry was feeling grumpy. This was making Raimundo cross.
* Raimundo: Why do you have to complain all the time?
* Terry: Because I'm a big man and I know everything. I shall complain whenever I fucking want. You're just an ordinary Xiaolin Monk with ideas above your station.
* Alex: I can't see any.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Alex: Where are they at?
* Terry: Any what at?
* Alex: Ideas above the station. The sky's empty.
* Raimundo: Just like your smokebox, Alex.
* Alec Baldwin: Laughed Raimundo, but Terry was still grumpy.
* Terry: One day I'll show you just a big man can really do.
* Alex: So what can a big man really do?
* Terry: Not speak to silly little kids for a start.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Terry, then he puffed away. Later that day, Steven came to see him.
* Steven: Terry, you'll be making one stop today with an empty express to test our new station. You can make up for lost time afterwards.
* Terry: Why can't Shaggy do it? He likes idling at stations.
* Steven: You will do as you are told.
* Alec Baldwin: So Terry did. But he was still unhappy and he grew sick too.
* Terry: I just can't get up to fucking speed.
* Alec Baldwin: He stroaned.
* Terry's Fireman: It's time for your visit to the works. Your pipes are clogged.
* Alec Baldwin: Said the fireman. At last, they approached the new station. Terry was impressed but his mood soon changed. In front of him was a blank wall and huge buffers.
* Terry: What a boring view! Important characters like me must have a paramonic view where I can see people and people can see me.
* Alec Baldwin: And he wheeshed angrily. Terry was happy when it was time to leave.
* Terry's Driver: Now you can really enjoy your run as long as your pipes will let you.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
* Terry: Come on, come on! I can go faster than that!
* Alec Baldwin: Huffed Terry.
* Terry: Sick? Me? Never!
* (Terry suddenly breaks down)
* Alec Baldwin: But Terry began to feel more and more feeble, and soon, he came to a complete stop.
* Terry: What the hell happened?
* Alec Baldwin: His driver and fireman inspected him.
* Terry's Fireman: Something's broken inside of you, Terry.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his fireman.
* Terry's Fireman: Now you're really will need to go to the works.
* Alec Baldwin: Terry was still fuming when Raimundo arrived to collect his coaches.
* Raimundo: Well, well, well! So much for knowing about anything. You got too puffed up in your boiler so it's serves you just right.
* Alec Baldwin: When Terry returned to the works a few days later, he was still boasting.
* Terry: I am the finest character on the land of YTV, properly the finest in the world.
* Steven: Come on, Terry. We're going to the official grand opening at the new station.
* Alec Baldwin: Then, there was trouble ahead. As Terry approached the new station, neither the driver nor fireman could apply his brakes. Something had jammed. The driver reduced steam, but Terry was still going too fast.
* (Terry crashed into the wall)
* Terry: Help me, please!
* Steven: Well, Terry.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Steven: I knew you wanted a panoramic view, but this is not a way to achieve it.
* Terry: Yes, Sir, sorry, Sir.
* Alec Baldwin: When Terry was repaired again, he took Steven to the new station, for a second official grand opening. This time he arrived safely, and everyone clapped and cheered as he pulled in. Steven spoke to him.
* Steven: Your panoramic view is here to stay. I trust in you will always see through it, from the safety of your own rails.
* Alec Baldwin: Terry hardly agreed.

### Night Student

* Children: (singing) See how the night sky glows, See the light from the night train, The fire glow from the night train. On down the line he blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! On down the line he blows. All through the night he goes. Hear the sound of the night train, The chugga-chug-chugg of the night train. Hear how his whistle blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! Hear how his whistle blows. Pulling, heaving, big engine breathing. Pistons pushing side by side. Driver checking, gauging, peering, Fireman stoking by his side. On down the line they go. Fast track for the mail train, Clear away for the post train. Non-stop all night they go... Woooooo-oooooo!!! Non-stop all night they go. See how the night sky glows. Clear ahead for the night train, Green light for the night train. On down the track he blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! On down the track he blows. Dawn is breaking, sleepy town waking. Children waving, watch him go. Freight trains, milk trains, Boat trains waiting, Stand aside to let him go. There in the morning glow The sunlight on the night train, Silhouettes the night train. On down the line he blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! There in the morning glow. On down the line he blows Hear the sound of the night train, The chugga-chug-chugg of the night train. Hear how his whistle blows... Woooooo-oooooo!!! Hear how his whistle blows. On down the line he blows, On down the line he blows.