Welcome to Camp Maskquoia! Transcript

The episode starts with gusenista’s parents dropping him off

Gusenista:\*He walks in through the entrance a little nervous\* Well this is it… Camp maskqouia

he gets in and is nervous

Gusenista: to himself God this is gonna be a disaster already….I wont know anybody here!

Smore comes in

S’more: Hey there!

Gusenitsa:Oh Hi

S’more: You must be the new kid! G…gunstia?

Gusenitsa:Gusenitsa

S’more: well hi gusenista! Call me S’more,I am the camp counselor for your group!

Gusenista: Hey

S’more:This is a very fun camp..you are gonna love it here!

Gusenista:I’m nervous but also excited! But I wont know anybody

S’more:let me show you to your dorm room,you will have a roommate

Gusenista:alright!

we cut to the hall

S’more: You will be staying in room 8663!

Gusenitsa:alright

s’more opens the door

S’more:Champignon! I got your roommate!

Champignon:Yayyyy!

he goes over

Champignon:hewo thewe I am champignon,youwe new Woommate!

Gusenitsa:Oh hi,I’m gusenitsa!

Champignon:sowwy if my voice sounds weiwed I have a speech imparlament

S’more:he means speech impediment

Champ:Gesundheit

S’more:I’ll let you both unpack your things and get settled

Gusenista:How many years have you been coming here champignon?

Champignon: 4 yeawes! Its a very fun pwace!

Gusenista:i hope the other people here are nice

Champignon:Almost evewybody is nice! Howevew some peoples are meanies

Gusenitsa: whos mean?

Champignon:Luwji mewia is a spoiled wich kid…she isnt the pwobwem though…the person you must watch out fowe is gwaffiti!

Gusenista:Graffiti?

Champignon:He’s a bully! He beats innocent kids up,vandalizes stuff and is an ovewall bad meanie weanie! I’m his pwime tawget for… gulp being beaten up

Gusenitsa:Lets hope he doesnt beat any of us up

Champignon:We can only hope….Cmon! Alot of others are in the lounge

they get to the lounge,Lurji melia is there filing her nails while space fairy and knitting are  talking

Champignon:Hewo evewybody!

Lurji melia: sees gusenitsa and scoffs who let this vile vermin in here?!

Gusenista:Vile vermin?

Lurji melia: insects are unsanitary and disgusting

Champignon:Dont wowwy she insults evewyone like dat

Knitting:heyyyyyyy:)

Gusenista:Hi…ball of yarn?

Knitting:i’m knitting! Nice to meet you…Worm?

Gusenitsa:I’m gusenista!

Knitting:do you want a hug?

Gusenitsa: well i dont know if i-

Knitting:\*Hugs gusenitsa anyways\* you feel nice

Champignon:Knitting is a hugger…she is vewy sweet though

Knitting:I love to snuggle and cuddle!:3

Space fairy comes in

Space fairy:Greetings multi armed earth creature

Gusenista: earth creature? Are you an alien? Where are you from

Space fairy:Mars. I am space fairy…I am an extraterrestrial but dont be alarmed I mean no harm to any earth creatures

Gusenitsa:so you are a nice alien

Space:Precisely!

Gornostay walks in

Gornostay:Gusenitsa? Is that you?

Gusenitsa:gornostay? What are you doing here?

Champignon:You know her?

Gornostay:We competed on maska together,I got 7th he got 5th

Gusenitsa:\*he blushed a bit\* yea…

Knitting:I got 7th too:3

Lurji Melia: Pish Posh! You uncultured swines dont know talent if it hit you in the posterior! I infact got second place!

Champignon: I got second too!

Space fairy: 9th place for me

a mysterious voice says\*: \*squawks I won my season

Gusenitsa:Who said that?

Schuhsnabel:\*appears\* Me.

Knitting:thats shuhsnabel…hes a mystery

Champignon:some peoples say hes a wizarwed

Space fairy:some other earth organisms think he is an alien

Lurji melia:Pish Posh! Hes just an emo bird with no friends

Schuhsnbael:\*he vanishes\*

suddenly graffiti walks in

Graffiti:Hello…Pathetic fuckers

Champignon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knitting:bestie calm down calm down…its gonna be ok its gonna be ok Snuggles champignon

Champignon:\*sighs in relief\*

Graffiti: Looks like we got a new kid here

Gusenitsa: Please…don’t hurt me…i didnt do any harm!

Graffiti:\*he chuckles\* one thing you need to know..is i rule this place…i am the top dog…or paint can…AND NOBODY MESSES WITH ME OR GETS IN MY WAY!!! You understand

Gusenitsa:i….I understand

Graffiti:if you disobey..you will feel my hands…around your neck….ready to SNAP IT!!!!

Graffiti: Dont mess with me new kid…

He leaves

Gornostay:bestie dont let him get in the way…he acts like that to everyone

Knitting:Hes never gotten in trouble for his mean actions!

Magiska boken: what are you guys talking about?

Knitting:Graffiti

Magiska boken: GAH! He stole my dungeons and dragons game!

Knitting: He beat up bestie champignon and me:(

Lurji melia: that degenerate spraypainted my favorite dress brown!

Gornostay: He tore up my favorite kimono:(

Space fairy: and till this day the counselors never have busted him…they always blame it on somebody else!

Knitting:they thought i ruined lurjis dress:(

Gusenista: so.. he has hurt everybody in at least 1 way?

Magiska Boken: I recommend you watch out caterpillar

Gusenista: Gusenitsa is my name…caterpiller is my twin brother

Magiska Boken: He will do something to you…something bad

Gusenista:Oh god this wont end well…

Champignon:dont wowwy…we will protect you

Gornostay: yea we will help smiles

Gusenitsa: He smiles and blushes a bit

S’mores: Alright guys its bedtime! Everybody to their dorms

we cut to gusenista and champignons dorm

Champignon:I never knew you knew gornostay befowe camp

Gusenista:I didnt think she went here…shes very sweet

Champignon:Do you want to be her boyfwend?

Gusenista: blushes HARD I…ummmm no we just are friends

Gusenitsa: I hope graffiti doesnt hurt her again…

Champignon:Dont worry about gwaffiti…dont go near him and youll be fine

Gusenista:besides graffiti and lurji who are mean…everybody is nice here

Champignon:I think we will be best fwends

Gusenitsa: I think so too…anyways I have to sleep

Champignon:Goodnight woommate

Gusenista:Goodnight roommate

the story ends