Episode One

## ***Episode One, Part one: It's Always Sunny in Salty Springs***

The episode starts with Jonesy talking about the beautiful day in Salty Springs, before acknowledging the Meteor frozen in time. Black Pierrot also brings up the meteor, Jonesy then asks who Black Pierrot is, in which he returns the question. Peter Griffin appears with the two, Isaac and Beef Boss appear too. They all acknowledge the meteor. Mario then flies down and tells everyone to stop the meteor before it crashes on the island, but then is distracted by Black Pierrot doing fentanyl.

Mario then punches Black Pierrot's stomach, forcing him to throw up the fentanyl. Black Pierrot is launched towards the meteor, he then hits it, splitting it in 2 and making it unfrozen in time. This makes the meteor start falling, and everyone panics. Rose appears and throws Beef Boss towards the meteor. This has no effect until Rose throws Mancake towards the meteor. This makes the meteor fly away, stopping it from hitting the island.

Beef Boss and Mancake come back unharmed after the meteor flies away. Jonesy decides the group should go to Paradise Palms, and everyone agrees. During the trip, the group decides to take a break at Durr Burger, where Beef Boss takes Jonesy's order of a Slurp Juice. Frieza, wearing a Durr Burger outfit, brings Jonesy his Slurp Juice, and then recites the restaurants motto. He then tells jonesy how hes wearing a disguise to take over the island and everyone living in it.

The ground below Greasy Grove starts shaking, and then it gets uprooted from the Island, becoming a Floating island similar to the one in Chapter 1 Season 6. Everyone starts panicking because of this, Mancake then calms everyone down. The Floating Island starts moving and growling, and everyone decides to think of a plan to get down from the island. Peter then calls in for his Petercopter, but then is told it won't be delivered until after a month. The Floating Island starts moving again, and then Black Pierrot jumps off the island as an attempt to escape the island.

Jonesy and Rose start talking to each other. The Floating Island then starts spinning, exponentially getting faster, this makes everyone panic. The Floating Island starts falling, and everyone is sent to a Zero-Gravity state as they fall. After a couple seconds, The Floating Island crashes onto the main Island, Growling again. Mancake tells the group to evacuate before the Island starts floating again. Everyone evacuates the Island before it starts rumbling again, the Island glows and is lifted up, with the Cube glowing brighter than usual. The Cube summons The Cube Queen, and Black Pierrot approaches the Cube Queen, who then turns Black Pierrot into a small Cube. The Cube Queen threatens to blow up The Floating Island, and Rose decides to stand up against The Cube Queen.

Rose uses a move called *Dramatic Crescendo,* this has no effect on The Cube Queen. She then starts absorbing the Cube's energy, getting ready to blow it up. Rose then uses a move called *Dramatic Irony*, this also has no effect. The Cube Queen then sends a surge of energy back to the Cube, blowing it up and sending everyone to The In-Between.

## ***Episode One, Part Two: Dark Matters***

After a bit, everyone is sent back to The Island in the bottom of the crater, the sky being dark and gloomy. Jonesy begins to traverse out of the crater to go find The Cube Queen, but the others insist they follow along in case Jonesy gets injured again or DIES. Eventually, they find a giant pyramid and go to it, finally encountering The Cube Queen.

Jonesy tries to ask The Cube Queen a question, only for her to interrupt and demand he calls her by her *special name.* It's quickly revealed The Cube Queen and Jonesy had a *past encounter,* in which he submitted to her to protect himself. As Jonesy submits and refers to her by *the special name,* Rose becomes jealous quickly, attempting to swing at her despite the Cube Queen levitating higher than her. Rose attempts to use *Thoronalataisas*, but much like her past attempts, this one has no effect.

Rose chucks Beef Boss at the Cube Queen, only for Beef Boss to be absorbed into her, giving her more power. Afterwards, Rose is unsure of what to do and throws Jonesy to her. Jonesy asks the Cube Queen to return the island to its normal state and bring back his friends, which the Cube Queen willingly does.

Everything returns to normal with the exclusion of Jonesy. Everyone celebrates their return, although Rose is still upset and empty after having given up someone she loved. Mancake reassures Rose that Jonesy didn't like the Cube Queen, though this doesn't make her feel much better. The Black Pierrot suggests Rose fuck Peter Griffin and various other characters, to which she (and they) respond with disgust.

Dysfunct approached the crowd out of nowhere and began to sniff Mancake's pockets before eventually taking out his weed pipe. Mancake slaps the weed pipe out of her mouth, pissing her off. Before she attacks, Victor calls out for her and she waddles back to him. Victor gives her some catnip and she falls into a trance for a good while. Peter Griffin tells Rose she ruined the chance to be with Jonesy, leading to Rose beating him up and throwing him into a tree. Mancake shoots her in the leg to get her to stop.

Suddenly, Jonesy comes back, and Rose immediately stumbles to him, asking what happened. She then caresses his face. Beef Boss questions if this Jonesy is a snapshot and bickers with Black Pierrot a bit. When Rose starts kissing Jonesy, he shows no reaction. Dysfunct's high wears off, but she senses something off with Jonesy and attempts to read his mind, only for her to read nothing. Finding this suspicious, she goes over to Victor and tells him she couldn't read his mind. Victor asks Jonesy if he's okay, in which he responds neutrally. Victor tells everyone Dysfunct thinks Jonesy is possessed, which Jonesy spontaneously starts laughing maniacally whilst tearing off his skin, revealing "himself" to be The Cube Queen.

The Cube Queen summons a meteor over the island, in which Dysfunct leaps and attempts to ram into it, only for the impact to do *nothing* and her fall to her death. The Meteor hits the island and leaves it with nothing.