Janley Manley

Janley

**Janley Manley** (born Janley Jan Leigh Jan Lee Manley on April 20, 1894) is one of the most infamous figures in world history, being responsible for the deaths of millions of people.

## Early life

Janley was born in 1894 in Stoney Lonesome, Indiana, on the hood of a car. Her parents dropped her multiple times as a child, which caused her continuous deteriorating mental state. When she was 3 years old, in 1897, she began to smoke. She dropped out of kindergarten to become a drug dealer. By the time she was 13, she had lost all of her hair, and due to jealousy, shaved Candace Flynn to steal her hair.

## Adult life

In 1912, Janley ran for Jesus. In a 420-69 vote, Janley lost the election and tried to run for Hitler in 1932. She lost in a 666-420 vote. Then, she ran for Satan in 1969, and won that election.

### Satan (1969-1969)

Janley ran on the great campaign statement, "I'm going to turn the country into an abortion.", which ultimately won support across the globe. As a heroin addict, she also promised to surrender the country to everyone, and nuke Wyoming itself to ensure it did not exist. When she won the election, she was sworn into her office in Hell, Michigan. On April 20, 1969, she turned the country into an abortion, and let the economy suffer. On June 6, 1969, Janley became Janley and Janleyed the country by nuking herself. But, because of Janley powers, survived and surrendered the country to ISIS. On June 9, 1969, she was impeached for being too evil.

### President of Kektuncy (1999-2005)

In 1998, Janley ran for the president of kektuncy under the alias of Lamont J. Slinccy. She took so much heroin that she visited the magic heroin dinosaur who told her to run for political office. Of course, her obsession with epstein lasagna won the support of the one citizen of kektuncy. Janley went absolutely insane yet again in 2005, and bombed Rebabone, causing her impeachment.

### Peacock Eyelash Scandal (2020)

On January 4, 2020, Janley bought a pair of peacock eyelashes after searching "billie eyelash." For only $9, Janley bought edible peacock eyelashes. They arrived on January 5, 2020. On delivery, she ate the eyelashes and got tackled by the FDA for being a walking health hazard.

### Drowning and Death

On January 19, 2020, the Janley News Company issued a tragic statement: Janley has fallen into the river in Janley City! Start the new Janley helicopter! Janley! Build the Janley and off to the rescue. Prepare the janley, lower the janley, and make the janley. The new Janley Collection from Janley City! But, nobody saved Janley. She committed several war crimes and could not enter heaven as a result.

### Janley Sightings and Revival

Janley was reported to have been seen again on April 1, 2020, due to the month of 4/20. Janley then issued a statement that she had revived herself in the grave after snorting the ashes of late singer-songwriter Kurt Cobain, rising up to heaven to challenge God himself, and made new abortion recipes.

## Trivia

* Janley smoked for 123 years, and at the time of her death, she sounded like a cheese grater
* Janley once got high in December 2019, and thought that Jesus ate her mom, and that pink elephants were marching around in her room
* Janley is Janley
* Who was TornadoGenius? I only know Janley Manley
* Janley's entire backstory was AI generated after the Xandra cloning scandal of 2004, which turned clocks back to the year 1969, therefore splitting Lamont and Janley into two separate entities.