The Badussy War: 1

### Description

The Badussy war was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated. History has completely forgotten about The Badussy war until a couple of baddies from Barbra University found some archived information, starting the universal hunt for information about The Badussy War.

# ABOUT

*The Badussy war was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1956. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated. history has completely forgotten about The Badussy war until a couple of baddies from Barbra University found some archived information, starting the universal hunt for information about The Badussy War. Here is where the baddies have logged their data.*

# Chapter 1: The Story of The Badussy War

*In 1903, Cardiac arrest, supreme queen of Bussyland had a meeting with Queen Abby Lee of The ALDC. During the meeting, they were discussing a trade route. Cardiac wanted a straight trade route linking the capital of Bussyland, Cardiville, and the capital of The ALDC, Maddiopolis. But, Queen Abby wanted the trade route to bend at the tri-border between The ALDC, Bussyland and The United States of Barbica as that would of joined and existing trade route for The ALDC. This is how the War started South of Barbana, North of Barbana involves Azealia Banks, you can find this alternative start in discussions.*

*Both Queens weren't backing down and it quickly turned into a screaming match. At the height of the screaming, Cardiac Arrest went too far. She threatened to pull Abby' s wig off. In rage, Abby called of the trade route plans and went to her allies to get some back up.*

*Rupaul, Empress of Twinkia, Nicole Maraj, President of The Untied States of Barbica and Jiafei, Queen of The Products were called to have a meeting with Queen Abby. Abby told them everything that went on during the Trade Route meeting and they were very angry.*

*Rupaul put forward a plan to cross the Barbussy (barbica bussy) border and attack Bussy land. Nicole was happy for the border to be used. Jiafei was happy to provide supplies to The Barb army and air force.*

*The plan was set in stone. In 1904, The Barbs, The Twinks and The Dancers (Abbys army) crossed the Barbussy border and invaded Bussyland.*

# Chapter 2: The Battle of The Barbussy Border

*In February of 1904 The Barbs, The Twinks and The Dancers attacked Bussyland. They crossed the Barbussy border and began attacking and taking control of small trading towns and villages.*

*Megan Ponius, Queen of the horses and Cardiac's greatest ally told the oblivious Cardiac about what was happening at the border. The Bussy army and The Cavalry (Megan's army) were rallied by General T. Paytas, General of the Bussy army and were sent down to the Barbussy border.*

*T. Paytas's troops and the Cavalry pushed back The Twinks, The Dancers and The Barbs to the line of the border. The Twinks were running out of men, so their leader, James Dickinson, decided to retreat back to Twinkia. The dancers pushed their enemies back onto complete Bussyland territory and The Barbs followed in suit. The Barbs and the dancers kept going back and forth with the Bussy army and the Cavalry for 9 months until, a young soldier fighting for the Barbs thought of a new tactic, Trench warfare. Their name was Private Weed Feline.*

*The trenches were built by the Barbs on their side of the Barbussy border. They were 2.5 metres high and 2 metres wide, in a zig zag pattern, and streched along the whole Barbussy border.*

*The Dancers joined the Barbs in the trenches, making the Cavalry and the Bussy army think that they had retreated and marched forward to invade The USB.*

*Obviously, The Dancers and The Barbs were there and knew what would happen so, using a new product designed by Jiafei herself (the machine gun kelly) , they blasted the Cavalry and The Bussy army.*

*80% of the Cavalry and the Bussy army had died, including T. Paytas, who's body was never found. In the town of where she supposedly died in, there is a plaque honouring her memory planted by her husband, Moses. Legend has it that she was pregnant with a little girl when she passed.*

*The last fragments of the Bussy army and the Cavalry went back to Cardiville, and The dancers and The Barbs took land as far as the old city of Uperham, which was split evenly between the Dancers and the Barbs.*

# Chapter 3: The Twinks Have Fallen..

*In 1905, at the Battle of Go Easy on Ridge, Cardonculous Bronc (Cardiac Bypass) attacked the Sendmyluvian capital after assassinating Queen Adele. Lana Del Rey sent her Twinks and her Flops to give aid to the Sendmyluvians, but they were no match for Cardonculous Bronc and Azealia Banks. 30,000 Twinks were killed, 27,000 Flops, were killed, and 43,000 Sendmyluvians were killed in the bloody inferno of the Capital’s burning. This was one of the darkest days of the war.*

# Chapter 4: Aftermath

*Approximately 420,690 persons are still grieving the badussy war. Sadly, many people are still singing "Easy on me," by Queen Adele due to trauma.*