Fallbrook Terminal Entries

## Greater Halcyon Insurance Group Terminal

**Location:** This terminal is located upstairs in the Offices of the Greater Halcyon Insurance Group.

# Greater Halcyon Insurance Group

#### Birtwhistle, Ahmed

CLAIM: Loss of (Gentlemanly Honor) and (Good Name)

"I entered into a gentleman's wager with several chaps at Billingsly's regarding the nature and composition of the Spacer's Choice product 'Tarmac & Cheese.' I was quite certain the product did contain actual tarmac, and my companions wagered that it surely did not. Lo and behold, investigation into the matter revealed that I had been the victim of a gross misunderstanding.

Yet how was I to know what manner of fare common factory workers eat? And how could Spacer's Choice be so irresponsible as to advertise that its product contains tarmac when it clearly does not?

The damage to my reputation has been most grievous. I find myself unable to return to my previous haunts for fear of the stares and chuckles that will follow. My honor as a gentleman has been called into question, as has the nature of my relationship with livestock."

RESOLUTION: Denied - Improper Formwork. Claimant forgot to say the magic word.

#### Cartwright, Fanny

CLAIM: Loss of (1) Finger(s)

"I've been an Assistant Saw Operator with C&P for five years. Most of the blade guards broke last year, and management never replaced them. I lost my left ring finger last week as a result."

RESOLUTION: Denied - Negligible Damage. Claimant is right-handed, so the magnitude of this loss is minimal.

UPDATED CLAIM: Loss of (3) Finger(s)

"The saw I ws working c a me loosde yestrday n acount of C &P skippng roiutin m ainten ace che ks. The accidet took tw fingers frm my rifht hand an aother from my left ."

RESOLUTION: Denied - Self-Disqualification. Claimant was missing a finger from a previous incident and should not have been operating sharp machinery.

UPDATED CLAIM: Loss of (4) Finger(s)

"T e la t sh ft lef seral c ates nse curd n w n thy fel t no ked mee nto the sa lst 4 f my rm ng 2 f nr ."

RESOLUTION: Denied - Claim Unintelligible.

#### Filed on Behalf of C&P

CLAIM: Loss of (1) Worker(s)

"Assistant Saw Operator 16-J (Cartwright, F.) lost several digits due to carelessness and negligence. She failed to heed prominently-posted warnings about the state of our safety equipment, and her resultant injuries have decreased our factory's productivity and led to multiple stress headaches for management as we've struggled to reshuffle worker schedules around 16-J."

RESOLUTION: Approved.

### Policy Details: Fenhill, Marilyn

**Note:** This entry is only available if the relevant quest stage in The Low Crusade has been reached.

Insured: MARILYN FENHILL

Cause of Death: JRF-23-794 (cf.: cervical fracture, fashion-related incidents, staircases)

Monthly Payout: 25000 bits

Beneficiaries: THEODORA FENHILL, LIONEL WITHERSPOON

#### Change Beneficiary To: Ellie Fenhill

Creating new beneficiary account for ELLIE FENHILL...

Removing THEODORA FENHILL and LIONEL WITHERSPOON from beneficiary list...

Success! All future payouts will be routed to ELLIE FENHILL.

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