The Ballad of Charlie's Pain

Because this deserved recognition.

### This is the ballad that Charlie's owner made after Charlie woke up from the cabin fire, describing how much pain they were in.

Their mind danced with pain. There were little pain neurons in pain tutus dancing around with pain sticks that were on fire, but the fire was pain fire, performing on a pain stage, in front of a pain curtain, in a pain circus, with little pain ferris wheels and pain rollercoasters.The pain circus was in a pain theme park. The pain theme park was owned by Pain Inc. which also had a fast-food chain, except there was no food. There was just pain. The pain was served on pain bread, with pain patties, pain cheese, pain onions, pain bacon, pain mushrooms, and pain mayo. The main customers were pain.

The pain customers lived in little pain houses. The pain drove pain cars down the pain road to the pain house into the pain garage. The pain said hello to their pain spouses, and went up the pain stairs, into the pain bedroom, where the pain teen was listening to pain music and playing a pain video game. Pain. pain, pain. The pain video game followed a painful MC, whose pain parents died in a pain fire. The pain MC was on a pain quest to find the pain ring to reverse the pain fire that killed their pain parents. The pain MC fights pain monsters that are trying to take the pain MC's pain life essence. The pain MC beats the pain monsters using their pain sword named Pain. The game is made by Pain Inc. Pain Inc. is a painful organization where the pain employees make all sorts of pain products, including the pain game, the pain food chain, and the pain circus. Pain Inc. also makes a shampoo, called Pain. It is pure pain, and if painfully applied to painful hair, the painful hair will painfully become painfully perfect and pain. The famous painer and painwriter, Painlor Swift, works for Pain Inc. Painlor Swift has wrote many famous songs, such as Pain it Off, You Need to Pain Down, All too Pain, Blank pain, Bepained, and many others. Painlor Swift has collaborated with Pain del Rey to make the hit song, Pain on the Beach.

These are Pain on the Beach's famous pain lyrics:

One pain a few pains ago

I saw pains of what could've been pains

But it might just have been pain

Passing by unbeknownst to me

Life is emotionally painful

And pain can't stop me quite like you did

And my pain was awful, thanks for asking

I'm unpained, thanks to you

And it's like pain at the beach

Weird but paining painful

Flying in a pain, pain by the pocketful

You wanting me tonight feels painful

But it's coming down, no pain, it's all around

Like pain on the beach

Like pain on the beach

Like pain on the beach

Like pain, oh, oh oh

This pain feels like what I once saw on a screen

I searched aurora borealis pain

I've never seen someone live from pain

Blurring out my periphery

My smile is like I won pain

And to hide that would be so painful

And it's fine to pai it 'til you pain it

'Til you do, 'til it's true

Now it's like pain at the beach

Weird but painfully painful

Flying in a pain, pain by the pocketful

You wanting me tonight feels painful

But it's coming down, no pain, it's all around

Like pain on the beach

Like pain on the beach

Like pain on the beach

Like pain, oh, oh oh

I can't speak afraid to pain it

I don't even dare to pain it

But your eyes is a flying pain from another pain

Now I'm All For You like Janet

Can this be real pain? Can it?

Are we falling like pain at the beach?

Weird but painfully painful

Flying in a pain, pain by the pocketful

You wanting me tonight feels painful

But it's coming down, no pain, it's all around

Like pain on the beach (pain on the beach)

Like pain on the beach (are we in a dream?)

Like pain on the beach (you pain me)

Like pain (like pain)

But it's coming down, no pain, it's all around

Like pain on the beach (it's coming down, it's coming down)

(It's coming down, it's coming down)

Like pain on the beach (It's coming down, it's coming down, it's coming down, it's coming down)

(It's coming down, it's coming down, it's coming down, it's coming down)

(Coming down, it's coming down, it's coming down, it's coming down)

Pain. Charlie was feeling so much pain. They felt everything mentioned before, with a glass of pain, a side of pain, and just a bit of pain sprinkled on.