Douxie Casperan/Quotes

## *Trollhunters*

> "C-Bomb, is it? Consider me *blown away*, 'cause you are nuclear."
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> "Battle of the Bands is coming up. Ash Dispersal Pattern—that's my band—will be *crushing* it... but we're encouraging others to give it a shot."
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> "Looks like I'm not the only one."
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> "I look forward to seeing you again, Fair Lady Claire."
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> "Gentlemen, ladies, what can I get for you today?"
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> "Oh, Claire, is it? Have you been rehearsing for the Battle of the Bands?"
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> "An excellent choice. Now, how would you like your steak prepared?"
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> "Uh... as the lady wishes. Four steaks, one 'raw, dripping with blood'."
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> "My apologies."
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> "I've always hated those twits!"
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> "You alright, lovelies?"
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## *3Below*

> "One Sweetheart Milkshake with two straws. Bon appétit."
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> "Hey, who's Luug?"
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> "I'd help you look, but I can't leave the shop."
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> "If you knew how little the people in this town tip, you know I need more than one job to make ends meet."
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> "If you wanted, I could read your palm to try and see into your future."
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> "Hmm... that's quite the travel line. You've taken any big trips lately?"
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> "Guess I should've seen that coming."
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## *Wizards*

> "I want to be a wizard, like you! With a staff and everything!"
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> "'Magic isn't a permissible shortcut to hard work.'"
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> "We're unappreciated, Arch, silent sentinels keeping the world safe from specters and demons and... It's out of the trap, isn't it?"
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> "You're welcome, Arcadia!"
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> You're darn right I've been faithful! I've been mopping floors for a millennium! Why didn't you send a raven or a text? There's texting now, you know.
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> "There's a lot about me you don't know"
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> "It's been 900 years since I was last here. Hasn't changed a bit. Except for the flying part."
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> "Oh, fuzz buckets!"
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> "I'm on it!"
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> "Archie, find the staff or we are all dead meat!"
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> "Please don't blow us up. Please don't blow us up."
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> "Trust me!"
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> "Well, I just conjured an anti-gravity spell to slow our fall and keep us from dying. You're welcome."
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> "It would appear... we've had ourselves... a temporal accident."
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> "We're lost in time."
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> "Wait! Chill out, lads!"
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> "Part time. And thanks for always tipping, by the way."
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> "Hisirdoux, Merlin's apprentice."
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> "He's alive. We'll get him out eventually. Just trust me."
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> "We have to find a way back without screwing up history... or there won't be a future to go home to."
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> "Well, here's hoping this doesn't break the time-space continuum."
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> "Wait, this can only mean one thing: Time travel paradox."
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> "Give me a break, Arch! Oh wow, this is wild!"
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> "It's a high-five. It's a sign of victory amongst barbarian tribes. It's... it's a new thing."
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> "You're right, sod the rules. It's time for a dungeon break."
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> "You stay in Terror Tower is over, mate."
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> "You know how frustrating magic is."
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> "By the seven rings, how did you manage that?"
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> "Because of us, Arthur's now fated to eat the big one, too."
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> "He'll be eating a death sandwich, Steve."
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> "Okay, Arch, let's save history... whoa!"
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> "Him? But he's just a moppet with a man bun!"
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> "Wouldn't you say life's too short to hold grudges?"
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> "I know you're scared, but you're not *her*. You can make the magic you're own. I never had the gift for shadowmancy, but you do. You can do great and wondrous things. I've seen it."
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> "You want *me* to teach? I'm not even a good student."
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> "Magic is emotion. Don't let fear control you, Use it! Stay true to yourself."
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> "You've been a very bad Lake Lady!"
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> "At least she could lend a hand, eh?"
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> "For the glory of Merlin... awake."
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> "It's true you've done questionable things, but the fight's not over yet."
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> "There's still time to make things right for those you've wronged. Help me save them"
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> "I'm nobody. History won't remember me. Stories won't be told about me, but I won't let that stop me from fighting for what is right."
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> "And when I get us all home, brunch on me! For Camelot!"
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> "Let's show these blokes the power of the wizards!"
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> "Ha, ha! Always hated those twits."
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> "Bleeding balroths! This is nuclear!"
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> "Ah, ah, ah. Spellcaster guitar, darling. Needs tuning, though."
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> "Well, pardon me if this rock is too freakin' awesome for your medieval sensibilities!"
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> "*Sigilia infractum! Causera!"*
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> "Well... I think we just saved history."
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> "I'm sorry, Claire. He's right. We must go back *now*, but when we do, we'll find a way to reverse this. I promised I would return you home, and I am, but the portal can only stay open for a few moments. This is our one shot. Trust me."
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> "You said to make the tough calls, old man. I hope I'm doing the right thing."
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> "My burden to bear."
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> "Welcome back to the 21st century!"
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> "They are under our protection."
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> "Zoe! We need a place to lay low."
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> "You wish. It's the oldest tale in the wizards books. Primal seals that contain the very essence of magic."
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> "Please, you both have solid points."
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> "Good evening, doers of evil and ancient terrors."
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> "Yes, well, an excellent question, one that requires a long, thoughtful, time-consuming answer."
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> "*Magna Tawna Truess!"*
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> "It's all we have left. Other than that... we're on our own."
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> "Oh... I've heard terrible tales... whoever stole his treasure got baked alive into a blood pie."
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> "I really don't want to be a blood pie."
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> "How do we get ther... AAAAH! Ugh! All this... ugh... for a book?"
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> "Wait! Charlemagne, the Devourer... is your *father?*"
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> "Aw, come on! We don't have forever! The world's at stake here!"
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> "Oh, a 'real *monster*', eh?"
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> "You weren't perfect, old man... but at least you tried. Goodbye, master."
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> "I'll find a way to protect this world, master. My way."
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> "But I can't just leave our friends to die."
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> "Or maybe... time is all we have."
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> "You want them? Well, come and get them. I'll be at the café."
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> "A wizard doesn't make mistakes... he makes unexpected possibilities."
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> "Hisirdoux's Eternal Time Trap!"
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> "My whole life, people... Arthur, Merlin, you... have been saying that. And I believed it, so I never tried. But my friends helped me realize I am strong enough."
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> "I am Hisirdoux Casperan... successor to Merlin and protector of this realm!"
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> "Bon Voyage, Buttsnacks!"
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> "How about a little music to soothe the savage beast?"
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> "*Tenebrius... exellium!*"
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> "Goodbye... my friends."
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> "You wrote it in Draconic!"
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> "Wha... Uh, I knew you wouldn't approve. But I came up with my own plan. No regrets."
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> "Safe travels, master wizards."
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> "But everything hurts!"
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> "Easy, easy. I just came back from beyond the grave! Wait, where's Jim?"
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> "Mordrax's Miracles. It seems I missed a lot."
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> "Not on my watch."
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