Killer Queen

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights go to Regina Isle to end the Silver Queen's reign of terror.

## Major Plot Points

* The Acolytes in Sexy Tights travelled to the Silver Queen's private island called Regina Isle. After they rebranded The Fury into The Salty Swallow - Cum Sail Agay, they docked. They tricked the harbormaster, a lobsterfolk named Sebastian Rockclaw, into thinking they were there to "gay up the island."
* A hippo humanoid named Tusk Beauregard challenged the party to a gay off. Dikarus Bottombane beat his first mate in a sword fighting contest. Aryan Grande defeated Tusk's parrot named Gayago in a singing and dancing contest. Muchomucho M Amor lost to Tusk's triton sea sorcerer in a magical lip sync competition.
* Sebastian brought them to the beach resort. One of the guests confused Clows Kufas for a waiter. Sybil Ringwell pitched an idea that she and Muchomucho could work together to start a tarot card reading stand. After Muchomucho was rude to Sebastian because the lobsterfolk couldn't promise adequate - or any - compensation and Clows was rude to the confused guest, Sebastian stopped working with the party.
* Dikarus shared he didn't have much intel on the island or the palace since Emma wouldn't let him visit until "he had a beach body."
* Muchomucho talked to some crarrots and learned the Silver Palace's front door required a password.
* Barbara Duke approached Sebastian to recover their relationship by deceiving him into thinking they were really there to investigate working conditions. She helped him realize that Emma Diamondfrost was using him and he deserved to work for more than room and board. He gave her the password - Dikarus Sucks.
* The party entered the palace and rummaged through the coat closets and entryway. SBG3 discovered a mirror in the hallway was a scrying mirror. It lets the user spy on a creature as long as they have its essence to offer the mirror, which it consumes. SBG3 then found some hair and scales on some coats in the closet.
* Barb fed half the hair to the mirror and they found Dikarus' ex, Alexios Nikiti, sharpening a sword in a bed chamber that was obviously in the palace. Barb tucked the rest of the hair in their voodoo doll. When she fed the mirror the scale, they saw Venema Pythonia being tortured by a cyclops.
* In the living room, the party found Spyral snorting a bunch of stardust with a few Spellfire Club initiates. Muchomucho played darts with his mage hand but overestimated its strength. It went through the wall and hit an orc chef. The party blamed the dart on Tusk and the chef punched him out. Barb interviewed the chef to hear his grievances about the palace's working conditions. Spyral left after doing a massive rail.
* In the art gallery, Dikarus picked the lock to the safe hidden behind a portrait of him as a young boy. The only thing inside was a note that read, "Here's where I'd put Dikarus' trophies if he had any." Muchomucho found a magic necklace in a boobytrapped display case. Dikarus opened it and gave the Fireball Necklace with five rubies to Barb.
* In the dining hall, Aryan played a raucous tune for the drunk guests who were all corrupt officials taking bribes from the Silver Queen.
* Clows punched through a painting of the Silver Palace and found a centaur named Neighna who was forced to make wine. Aryan destroyed her chains with her crossbow. Neighna trotted off to The Salty Swallow for refuge.
* Clows heard horrible screams coming from the staircase. The party entered the secret chamber and found a cyclops torturing members of Venema's yuan-ti gang. Dikarus slashed at him with his psychic blade. Aryan shot him with her crossbow. Muchomucho launched a fireball at him. The cyclops retaliated and hit Clows with a club. Sybil fired firebolts and minute meteors. Barb killed the one-eyed giant with her crossbow.
* Dikarus, Barb, and Muchomucho accidentally triggered a trap going up the stairs. Venema's decapitated head came swinging down on a chain from the ceiling. Barb and Dikarus withstood her gaze but Muchomucho was turned to stone.
* Dikarus used his telepathy to connect with Muchomucho, Barb, and Aryan. Muchomucho knew that a gorgon's tears could undo the curse and shared that with the group. Barb took Venema's animated head and made her cry with sweet words of sorrow. She then shoved Venema's head into her bag.
* The Acolytes went into the palace's chapel. An oracle of Kruphix and an oracle of Klothys were praying in there. Since Muchomucho and Barb paid their respects, they didn't attack the party.
* Emma confronted the Acolytes and had a brief exchanged with Dikarus in Elvish. The telepathic warlock struck the party with a synaptic static. Alexios couldn't sneak attack because the party was already aware he was there thanks to the mirror. Muchomucho struck first for our heroes with an acidic chromatic orb. Clows counter spelled Emma's telekinetic grasp on Barb. Alexios stabbed Clows. SBG3 unleashed a powerful scorching ray that burnt the Silver Queen. Barb took out Venema's head and petrified Emma with it. Dikarus killed Alexios with a single swing of his psychic blade.
* After the fight, Dikarus put his hand on his petrified mother. With Sybil's help via a shatter spell, Dikarus took the Silver Queen off the board.
* Clows shrunk the scrying mirror and brought it aboard The Salty Swallow. Aryan grabbed +1 AC golden armor. Barb took Emma's book of blackmail. SBG3 was compelled to look into Emma's telescope. When he did, he communed with an elder being called Hadar, a sentient star. Hadar said he needed a new agent since Emma had died. Hadar made SBG3 his new warlock, imbuing him with power and giving him the task he gave Emma - find a way to sustain the fading star.
* You're all level 7 now!