Jaskier :3

###### (pronounced jah-sk-ear. not that hard.)

2nd member of interacial! (sike we don't have numbers, please don't number your friends. thats weird.) also the funniest and most handsome and talented one. heh. **he definitely did not write this.**

### Fun facts!~

* He's a certified vampire! trust

* hes literally just a minecraft skin. hmu if ye wan ze skin

* his nicknames given by interacial are: 'Jasky' 'cunt' 'grandpa' 'zest fest' 'Enstars looking ah-' and...more.

* he's got BITCHES. HOT. ass. BITCHES.

### Personality

right so really i depict him as a scrunkle dunkle. cuz he is. he's babygirl. but icl. he is a bit of a *whore*. in Canon though, he's kinda mean. sozy. thats just how the bees knees. how the boat floats. how the udders shudder. how the timbers shiver. but don't blame him too much i think its in his vampire dna to be a little mean

hes not like draculaura, my man eats meat. but oh boy. ONLY meat. yeah. uh huh. you guessed it. he's a strict carnivore. (and he drinks blood). also draculaura is a suck up. well. he is too. i think all vampires are suck ups. draculas different.. he's...god..

sorry that last paragraph was **not** about his personality. ehm. he's rlly fashionable. he likes his designer. he likes his tailors. see that fit? its especially commissioned. by who, you ask? (please ask)..heh.. none other than mizuki akiyama

### Physical Appearance

so like being a vampire means he's especially made to be cute for humans (lol) also yea he can't see himself in the mirror poor guy

i tell myself he has black hair but icl it is SLIGHTLY purple, like if you shined it in the light it wouldn't go brown like other noirettes it would shine purple. also it's like. mid length. for a guy its long for a girl its eh. also overtime it has become scruffier (sorry). He also has like babygirl eyes, like magenta-pink eyes. zest fest. seriously. now his clothes. damn. its a white shirt and then you got this red cravat thing (it BORDERS on pink) and then over it you got a darker red vest (ALSO borders on pink) and even OVER IT you got a purple and black blazer. bros prepared for Winter.

alright under that you just got black dress pants and some black shoes w/ dark purple soles thats it! anyways. the blazer and vest is lowkey dazzled with silver jewels. he's. fancy like that. \*ka-ching!\* and he's got a split tailcoat at the back. Plus. Ribbons! Yay ^^

FUCK. now we're done w all that unnecessary stuff, let's get to the important details. fangs. they Are there and they Are sharpened daily (or whenever he feels like it), NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A LISP STOP NOT ALL VAMPIRES HAVE LITHPS PLEASE THTOP BULYING HIM!

### Etymology

jaskier means buttercup in polish \*blows kiss to chiffon\*

### Lore

just a fancy little guy in his fancy little castle! is it cursed? maybe. is he just antisocial? maybe. whatever the case, he doesn't like going out. he like me fr. (He is me) anyways, his body grows up faster than humans until his designated age (AROUND 20, but yknow) and then he never ages again. bummer.

this guy LACKS in social interaction, being a cool vampire and all that *should* mean he's all charming and witty. but. eh.

he has magic just not in the sorcerer wizard way, like he can't conjure up a ball of flames in his hand or some protection bubble spell but he...can do stuff.. he's got like cat night vision..that's the best he can do.. (actually, he is immortal unless killed, his body heals faster than humans, he's very agile, he can turn into a cloud of bats, and his hair only gets greasy sometimes. yippee)

### Ships.. \*shudders\*

his bitch is chiffon but chiffon has another bitch called tofu

he is upset about this

(Jaskier x Chiffon can be seen as a romantic ship, but best be aware it's honestly kind of toxic and they both have their problems. In fanfiction, Jaskier shows no remorse or guilt towards the things he does to Chiffon, instead blaming it on his vampire instincts. There's multiple drawings where he's doing questionable things (watching Chiffon sleep, him tying up and blindfolding Chiffon, him chaining up Chiffon) Like, even AI who tried to write Jaskier x Chiffon fanfiction depicted it as toxic. Stay safe kids, don't date the undead.)