Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 31: 1994 Slick 50 500

This is a Phoenix race.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 14th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Aw great! Not in the top 10 again!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: As the pace car dries to pit road, we're ready to go racing at the desert! 500 kilometers, green flag!

Pinkie: OH NO! TROUBLE TURN 4! JAMES CLEANAIR SPINS OUT!!! HE IS HIT BY SLIDET PETROLSKI!!! THOMAS TANREV INVOLVED AND WENDELL BUMPERS IS IN IT AS WELL!!!!!!

James Cleanair: NOOOOOOOOOO! BARELY THE FIRST (Popeye toot) TURN!!!! (cries)

Spike: THE RACE GETS EVEN MORE HISTORIC EVERY MINUTE! A FIRST LAP CRASH TAKES OUT FOUR CARS INCLUDING THE MAGNET FACE HERE JAMES CLEANAIR!!!!!!

James Cleanair (crying): NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thomas Tanrev: It's ok Johnny. I am here to help.

James Cleanair (cries 19 times less): Thanks.

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: Even on the first lap!? I don't need to pit because this happened on the first lap!

Ray Reverham: Ok.

(8 laps later, the restart)

Ken Squier: And we're back to green at Phoenix!

Jeff Gorvette: Now it's my chance to get to the top 10!

(lap 7)

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA HA! NO ONE STOPS ME! NOW!

Murray Clutchburn: Well I will!

Eugene Carburaski: NO! YOU'LL NEVER PASS ME! (block Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: JEFF GORVETTE, HELP ME!

Jeff Gorvette: I'M HERE MURRAY! (pushes Murray Clutchburn)

(Murray Clutchburn and Jeff Gorvette pass Eugene Carburaski)

Murray Clutchburn: Thanks for helping me! Now I can lead this lap!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette has pushed Murray Clutchburn to the lead! As Murray leads lap number 7!

(lap 82)

Jeff Gorvette: Now! I must lead this lap! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: Now I'll give you a push! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette takes the lead from Murray Clutchburn! Now Murray will push Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 82! It's now lap 83 and Jef fgorvette is your leader! And right behind him is his teammate, Murray Clutchburn!

Spike: But where are Jeff Gorvette's other teammates, Crusty Rotor and Ken Schrader?

Ken Squier: They're far behind. But we don't want a mean racer to pass those 2 leaders!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! Like Chick Hicks, Kyle Trackson and Eugene Carburaski.

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette keeps this lead on turn 3 with Murray Clutchburn right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Now Murray Clutchburn goes into the outside of his teammate! now they're fighting for the lead!

Spike: Now Murray Clutchburn is passing his teammate, Jeff Gorvette!

ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn will lead lap 83!

Ray Reverham: Get behind the 92!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drafts on Murray Clutchburn)

(lap 117)

Spike: UH OH! Looks like somebody is smoking on the backstretch! Looks to be Misti Motorkrass! OH NO! IT'S RUBY EASY OAKS!!!!!!!!! I SEE THAT PAINT AND IT IS DEFINITELY RUBY EASY OAKS SMOKING!!!!!!!

Pinkie: OH NO!!!!!!!!!

Ruby: I blew my engine! This (Dolphin Censor) sucks as I'm out of the race!

Felix Dougcar: Yeah sorry Ruby. I hope you do good next race Ruby!

Ken Squier: Now Ruby Oaks is coming to the garadge area!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Crusty Rotor for the win!

Crusty Rotor: Great job, crew!

Jeff Gorvette: Great job to you teammate!