General

**General von Koopenstein**is a character created by FieryYoshi, also known as MightyMario.

## History

General first appears in post 5130 attempting to assassinate Sheriff Sheldon, which unfortunately failed due to Narrator intervention in spite of his alleged usage of an UNO reverse card. General then began warning the others of an incoming threat, revealing that the hospital was taken over by the Dark Legion. You know they have to be serious if they break the Geneva Convention.

General, the leader of "Battalion 113", unites with Godmoddin' Georgie's characters. General later gets his car washed by Luigi, and asks for a job, but is denied. General offers to travel with Whitey to North Korea, but is interrupted by a fucking Demogorgon attack which he aids in eliminating. FieryYoshi explains he hasn't seen *Stranger Things*, but that's okay according to Georgie, because he hasn't seen it either.

As things start to go to shit, General orders everyone to get on his spaceship and fly the fuck outta there, but since this Felicia chick from *Fire Emblem Fates* eats black hole lasers for breakfast she insists on staying behind to get her ass killed. Apparently General also eats black hole lasers, because he once took down an army of twenty men with his bare hands.

The crusty old guys mistake the Centennial Pigeon for a boat, but General is quick to correct their senile remarks. According to Georgie's waifus, the Demogorgons are immune to motherfucking lasers and the crusty old coot says NASA will mistake them for a UFO and dissect them or whatever. General calls NASA and tells them he's not an alien, and then offers to nuke the Demogorgons. However, nukes had been banned from the roleplay for several months by that point.

FieryYoshi disappeared from the roleplay for a few days, and when we next see General, he's made it to the Upside Down, somehow, and kills the Demogorgon Queen (I have not seen enough Stranger Things to know if that's a real thing or not). I must mention that it was at this point that fucking ELMO showed up.

The war then immediately ends, because it was stupid. General (now a Boo; see right) cheers and heads to the White House to celebrate. Note that only Georgie's waifus and Mario got awards. General speaks up about this, and is immediately given an award to ensure Georgie's... \*ahem\* "approval ratings" remain high among the car washers. General thanks the President, and Luigi invites everyone to go see that trash film *Spies in Disguise,* to which General objects and says he wants to watch *Cats (2019),* which I would watch *Spies in Disguise* twenty times if it means I'd never have to see that shit. Fortunately, General agrees, and after another hiatus from FieryYoshi, General escapes his hideous torture.

General, despite no longer having legs, trips over an electrical cord and causes the movie to end early. After being kicked out of the theater, General plays baseball with Godmoddin' Georgie, which results in several people getting injured. After King Boo kidnaps Luigi, General questions the green man's whereabouts. He then witnesses Coincollector calling out Whitey and demanding he repair the damage he caused during the war.

After yet another multi-day disappearance, General returns and offers to accompany Georgie on a world trip. FieryYoshi then disappeared again. During his absence, Georgie misattributed an Abe Lincoln quote to the bible. This Charlotte character (who wasn't Vice President but still assumed Whitey's role anyway) also announced a curfew, which led to this epic reaction from the Mario Bros.:

General returns and builds three homeless shelters before disappearing again.

During a arc surrounding the coronavirus, General revealed his true self and attempted to assassinate White Lightning and his father Charles III. This ended after General was thrown into a plane engine and was thought to be killed.

Some time afterwards, he teamed up with Grayscale, and tried to escape to the moon with her after their evil plans went awry. He kidnapped the Preservers and brought them to Grayscale at one point.

General made a final appearance after releasing Boos on a space station but was defeated for good by Luigi, E. Gadd, and their Poltergusts.

## Trivia

* General is not to be confused with General from *Megaman X4.*
* The Dark Legion is not to be confused with the Dark Legion (later known as the Dark Egg Legion) from Archie's *Sonic the Hedgehog* comic books.
* General was officially retired from use in January of 2021.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.marioboards.com/threads/40705/page-206#post-2119287
2. ↑ https://www.marioboards.com/threads/40705/page-212#post-2119677
3. ↑ https://www.marioboards.com/threads/40705/page-220#post-2120714