Link VS Simon Belmont

## Description

Episode one: Ledgend of Zelda X Castlevania! 2 of the holiest video game warriors go toe to toe in Pinky and the Brains first ever battle.

the Vampire Killer whip versus the master sword which weapon is more powerful. and Superior? let's fine out

Intro

Brain: Fiction has brought us many excellent heroes from the destined for greatness like bat-man to the unassuming like Mario.

Pinky: But these two have really gone to the edge to fight on side of good.

Brain: Link, the swordsman of the light.

Pinky: and Simon Belmont, the holy vampire slayer. For this bout we will be using breath of the wild link and ordinary vanilla basic Simon . I’m pinky and he’s the brain.

Brain: and we calculate the correct result in a fatal fiction fanon.

## Link

Brain: They say evil has no true form. Evil shall continue to haunt us. However when darkness rules, The light shall rise up and shine brighter then before. And whenever Gannondorth Dragmire reincarnates and plunders Hyrule into darkness a new Link will rise up. But unfortunately Link can’t always win.

Pinky: Yes, Link took a critical hit and got knocked into next century. LitEraLLy.

Brain: Years passed and hyrule suffered.But when link awoke gannon faced a worthy foe.

Pinky: the master sword is the textbook definition of “oh god !please don’t kill me, take my wallet.” Crafted by the god hylia the master sword is the bane of evils blade. When fully charged it can shoot out 5 powerful beams. Unfortunately it can run out.

Brain: The thunder god -

Pinky: Raiden?

Brain: what? no?

Pinky: Thor. I bet that hammer could craft something good.

Brain: NO! The NAMELESS thunder god crafted the hylian shield. And as creator of many strong weapons ands shields he’s done very poorly. A few good meaty hits and it breaks. But even his more normal weapons are quite impressive for one reason or another.

Pinky: He can carry 20 shields,13 bows, hundreds of arrows, 20 melee weapons, as much armour as he needs and 60 food items.

Brain: we’ve done a bunch of calculations adding in all the items available not counting the arrows and armour and the common number was 1678 pounds of weight carried. He has a boomerprang that returns to link once thrown and stuns enemies when their hit.

Pinky: And there’s remote bombs, which only activate when he wants it to. The heroes bow while realistically Is just a bow, it’s HIS bow.... also it can shoot the guardian arrow that eviscerates goes on contact.... that’s pretty cool...I guess.

Brain: well there are his runes. These items grant him excellent abilities. The cryonis rune allows link to turn water into climbable pillars made of ice. Speaking of ice and freezing, the statis rune can freeze enemies in time, leaving them open and lastly magnesium rune allows him to move metal objects like Magneto.

Pinky: Lets not forget the champions and their weapons. Daruks protection keeps link in a barrier that can block any attack. Urbosa‘s fury creates a storm of electricity. Quite **SHOCKING,** no?

Brain:ugh. Revalis gale allows him to get to greater heights and miphas grace is basically a f#%k death card. He’s got quite the reputation as well. Defeating all the blight Ganons and the calamity Gabon mostly on his own.

Pinky: The man became a knight , which is deserved when the man relearned all his sword techniques just like that despite having amnesia.... how!? Also the man beat a guardian with only a pot lid to defeat himself. Now I hate to be a dibby downer but we’ve got to talk about weaknesses now.

Brain: Indeed. Link relies on his runes and champions equipment when it has limited energy. Most of his equipment can break and he’s one of the only links to not have the triforce of courage. But that does not mean he’s not a threat.

Announcer: Link ..... WINS

Link performs many powerful slashes befor striking a pose.

## Simon Belmont

Brain: Dracula is a horror icon as old as fiction itself. Now there are many different incarnations but perhaps the strongest is castlevania’s incarnation. Now with a Dracula so powerful it was only fitting he had a strong riva. and the Belmont clan would bravely take on the lord of darkness. The one you might know is today’s combatant, Simon.

Pinky: oh geez brain! How can a human take on the one and only Dracula?

Brain: Simple, Simons trusty whip “vampire killer”

Pinky: ...... WHAT!?

Brain: What’s the matter Pinky?

Pinky: They named the Weapon that can kill Dracula ,Frankenstein and all that undead s#%t...... and you name it “vampire killer”? It sounds like a edgy 6 year old’s Xbox username!

Brain: you finished? Vampire killer is especially made to quickly dispose of creatures of the night. It can fire balls of... well fire. Plus it’s tough enough to destroy dark magic projectiles and even deaths scythe. But vampire slayer isn’t the only weapon in Simon’s arsenal ( though it is the most interesting).He has a dagger perfect for stabbing foes. Theres a gold and silver variant that are honestly just better versions of the original. Just to let you know we will be only naming the ones useful against Link. Also his holy water can damage any foe and leave them burnin.

Pinky: can I talk now? He has a axe he throws in ark a battle cross he tosses forward.He has Dracula’s relics which are pieces of him. Christ thats metal. Unfortunately not many are useful in a fight against Link. But the rib gives a projectile-blocking shield. Unfortunately regular attacks can still get him.Circling back to vampire killer it can pull enemies closer and create a tornado of pain by spinning with it. Theres also holy ruin that unleashes a rush of energy from a punch like captain Falcon....... SIMON PUNCH!

Brain: and then there’s his hyper attack. \*inhales\* He charges his whip while his cross glows, rushes the foe, whips them 5 times , charges again then hits 97 times and finally hits 2 more times leaving a combo of 99 hits. \*gasp\* \*gasp\*.

Pinky: while brain struggles for oxygen, I’ll explain the feats of our vampire slayer.Simon‘s whip can shatter walls. His axes can break shields and he’s defeated Dracula,Death,Gaibon,Sir Grakui,Caimila and slorga all powerful foes indeed. He can also swing vampire slayer 4 times in one second.

Brain: \*gasp\* he’s quite tough too. Surviving a long fall without a scratch, flaming infernos, lightning bolts, a castle falling on him and defeated Dracula while suffering his curse. But spikes can kill him instantly and he can’t swim.

Pinky: Still, there’s a reason Simon is the most well known Belmont

Simon tips off his hood and reals his whip back as a splash card says Simon lashes out.

## Fight

Mario flips a coin

Brain: Well Simon has the advantage in where the fight takes place but will it be enough?

Pinky: Let’s see who will be the castle-baneia of the others existence

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The sky was a dark grey as thunder struck down. A 17 year old boy wearing blue with two brown belts, one vertically on his chest and another across his waist strolled on a grey brick road.On his back dawned a blade with a blue hilt , a small triangle made of three smaller triangles was printed on the steel. This boy with his sharp yellow hair, was **LINK**.

Before him was a dark stone castle rain quickly sliding down the castles walls. He was about to open the door when a ginormous man burst forward coming right towards link. The hero leaped back, removing his sword from his back and taking out the hylian sheild ready to fight, only to realise the... thing was already dead.

His skull was caved in, gushing blood, and eye ball was popped out. His skin was green, he had straight black hair and silver bolts stuck in his neck. This was no mere man, no his height reached to tall for a normal man. This was Frankenstein’s monster.

Link looked up and saw a silhouette of a man holding a whip with spikes on it. The man steps forward into the rain and the moonlight revealing his appearance. He had straight yellow hair, brown and a bit of purple armour. He wore a sort of steel headband around his cranium. This was **SIMON BELMONT**.

”Dracula’s armies must be dwindling if he sends a normal human to challenge me!” Simon yelled at.

”I’m no mere human!” The young hero snapped back, getting in to a fighting stance.

”We shall see!” Simon said also getting into a combat stance

**FIGHT!!!**

Simon strikes first, tossing his whip to try and cave in Link’s skull. A large **BANG** echoes out the hylian shield blocks the whip. Simon reels his arm back, pulling the weapon back. Link charges forward, leaping to the left to avoid another strike, still running as he does. But Simon had a plan.

He pulled the whip while it was on the floor, the chain causing Link to trip. Link falls face first, pushing up off the cold stone pavement just to get a kick to the face. The blow’s impact sends link from his front all the way to his back in a single kick. Link leaps up but a wave of flames begin eating away at him.

The shattered glass of the holy water bottle lays as Link burns. Hurt, but noticeably unaffected link strikes Simon twice in the chest before kicking him in the gut. The vampire Hunter skids across the stone ground , but then reels his whip back. He strikes a powerful blow and Link blocks it with the hylian shield.

But the shield shattered.

link looks at the broken pieces of his once protective barrier in shock. With little option he pulls out a weaker iron shield to protect himself, before charging forward bashing the Belmont in the chest knocking him back into the castle.

The castle hallway was dimly lit by candles and the hole like windows. Simon though, could see his foe rushing at him. Simon tossed a axe overhead, smashing right into the centre of link’s newly pulled out shield ,breaking it. Under armed he tossed a glass container of holy water, but link pulled out a much stranger item.

Its a bit hard to describe so I’ll just tell you it’s the cryonis rune. It fires at the bottle causing a giant wall of ice to explode out. Simon rushes around the corner and smacked his weapon right where his foe used to stay.

It only smashed into the stone road as his foe had seemingly disappeared. He kept his ears open, and leaped back as a arrow flew past inches away. He looked to see Link in a sort of snipers position. Simon reeled his arm back and smashed it into the ice wall. He leaped up smashing the ice glacier and uppercutting Link in the chin.

As Link rose to his feet, Simon reeled his whip back. If only Link knew this was Simon’s ultimate attack. He was temporarily blinded as the cross on Simon’s back glowed. Suddenly he felt and punch to the gut as Simon rushed him. Simon whipped Link into the air striking him 5 times. He charged again and hit 98 times. Simon put his whip arm under his left arm pit. The whip dangled behind his legs as he charged.

Link knew what was about to happen to him and pulled out a 2 strange items. Simon unleashed his whip as Link used one of his items. Daruks protection. But unfortunately it couldn’t protect him the barrier shattered.

The back ground turned red and are combatants turned to silhouette. Link’s limbs and head rocket off his torso letting one last “HYAAAAGH” as the body parts fell. It turned normal once again as Simon turned his back to the remains of his foe waking away.

**WHEN HE HEARD SOMETHING THAT MADE HIS HEART STOP!**

 Link had gotten up, as the 2nd item he was holding was Mipha’s grace. Simon growled not noticing the statis rune in his hands. Link fired it freezing time around Simon leaving him open. Link tossed a remote bomb over simons head, landing right behind his legs. Link turned and started walking away the detonator in his hand. Time turned back to normal and Link pressed the button

**BOOM!**

Just as Link walked out the castle rumbled before crumbling away not noticing the large grey face with a shadowy abyss for a left eye and mouth and a purple right eye with a purple liquid streaming down from it, hovering above in the sky.Link had managed to pick up Simon’s whip, another weapon added to his arsenal

Simon’s legacy would still live on, despite his tragic death.

FATALITY

## Results

Pinky:OH GEEZ! Show it again!

Brain: This was a extremely close match. Simons durability far outclassed Link’s. Plus vampire killer can easily shatter Link’s weapons. However Links more varied arsenal, specifically the runes and champions equipment, strength and speed took the W. Link carrying all those items not only outclasses Simon, it allows him to scale to another link carrying 1000 tons of gravel. He can scale to Z targeting giving him reactions on par with Simon.

Pinky: Plus look at the gameplay. Look at Simon, briskly strolling at best and look at Link running. YOU TELL US WHOS FASTER! So in the end Simon was the weakest Link.

Brain: The winner is Link

**LINK (WINNER)**

**+STRONGER**

**+FASTER**

**+BETTER SCALING**

**+MORE INTELLIGENT**

**+BETTER ARSENAL**

**+ MASTER SWORD >>>>>>>> VAMPIRE KILLER**

**-LESS DURABLE**

**- VAMPIRE KILLER >>>>>>>>>MOST OF LINK’S ARSENAL**

**SIMON BELMONT (LOSER)**

**+MORE DURABLE**

**+VAMPIRE KILLER >>>>>>>>>>> MOST OF LINKS ARSENAL**

**-WEAKER**

**-LESS INTELLIGENT**

**-SLOWER**

**-DUMBER**

**- MASTER SWORD >>>>>>>>>>>>> VAMPIRE KILLER**

## Track Name

Warriors of the light

a fashionable orchestrated track. The image is of Simons whip constricting the hylian sheild with a halo on top of it.