Papa's Scooperia Sunrise/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 12 episode Papa's Scooperia Sunrise.

## Part 1: Welcome to Papa's Scooperia

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Papa's Scooperia Sunrise!
* *[episode starts at Papa's Scooperia]*
* CARLO: Welcome to Papa's Scooperia! Have you been with us before?
* PINKALICIOUS: Of course we have! We tried it once and the ice cream here's great!
* PETER: And who is that you have with you?
* KOILEE: I'm Koilee, and I'm the other chef who works this joint.
* DARBY: Your skirt looks similar to mine. Just differently colored.
* KOILEE: Hey, you're right!
* PETER: Hmm... I have a very particular taste. I'm like the Reviewbrah of ice cream. Are you sure you two can make some great sundaes for the three of us?
* CARLO: You questioning our skills? We're so serious, we'll both work together on them!
* PINKALICIOUS: I guess they both check out. We'll find ourselves our seats.

## Part 2: Milkshake license

* *[they left to find their seats but Koilee stopped them]*
* KOILEE: Nuh-uh. You can't just waltz in here. I gotta check you for ice cream licenses first.
* PINKALICIOUS: Oh, how silly of me! Of course, of course! I got it right here! *[Class D milkshake license]* Everything checks out!
* KOILEE: Dang, you're a VIP! And you're an ice cream donor? Pshaw, you can come in! You three can eat all the ice cream you want!

## Part 3: What'll it be?

* CARLO: So, what'll it be? We got 40 specials to choose from or you can order your own creation. We're currently celebrating Christmas, by the way, if you want to know our holiday ingredients.
* PINKALICIOUS: We'll start with the Ambrosia Split. Three of them.
* CARLO: All right, me and Koilee will work on making them.

## Part 4: Ambrosia Split

* *["Last Friday Night" plays]*
* KOILEE: *[gives them the sundaes]* All right, here you go, hope everything checks out. Enjoy.
* PINKALICIOUS: Dang, Peter, this looks delicious! We better start eating them before they melt!
* PETER: Wait, there's something missing.
* DARBY: What? What's missing?
* PETER: The ice cream snob in me is telling me something. There's no sugarplum.
* CARLO: *[comes back to put the sugarplum on]* Wait, don't tell Papa, here's your sugarplum.
* PINKALICIOUS: Ooh, now it looks better.
* PETER: I call dibs! *[takes off the sugarplum]*
* DARBY: Let's eat them!
* *[the three all eat the Ambrosia Splits very messily]*
* PINKALICIOUS: So delicious!
* PETER: All those wasted years!
* KOILEE: Dang, you three must've enjoyed them too much! What the heck happened to our creations? We spent so much time working on them!
* DARBY: Well, better get used to it. That's what happens when you make ice cream that tastes this good.
* PINKALICIOUS: If you want to make fine art that lasts go ahead and sculpt it or something. Although this was fine art, and it tastes like it too.

## Part 5: Banana Butter

* PINKALICIOUS: We'll take the Banana Butter next.
* CARLO: You're done already and you want the next special on the list? Sure, we'll make that.
* *[after making the sundaes Carlo and Koilee gave them]*
* KOILEE: All right, you better tip well! Here you go!
* DARBY: What the heck? It has a bit too much chocolate syrup.
* PETER: Well that won't stop me from actually eating it. I would throw it away but that would be wasting food. At least there's chocolate in this one.
* PINKALICIOUS: Let's eat that next!
* *[they eat the Banana Butters]*
* PETER: These are good! I don't really care about the quality of them as long as it tastes good.
* DARBY: Still can taste a bit too much chocolate on that one. I could've just went to Friendly's to get better ice cream.
* CARLO: That's the 6th sundae we've made! Of course the more we make the worse they'll look!

## Part 6: Banana Split

* KOILEE: Here's your Banana Splits and we both put extra time into making them together.
* PINKALICIOUS: Dang, that looks so much better!
* DARBY: And I love banana splits, so let's eat!
* PETER: Can I get a 4th one?
* CARLO: But there's only three of you. Who's it for?
* PETER: For a buddy. *[Willow from the Cupcakeria]*
* WILLOW: What'd you drag me in here for?
* PETER: I figured she needed a place to wear her sandals she can't wear to Papa's Cupcakeria work. She'll take one too.
* KOILEE: All right, fine, dang! There's a banana shortage so you only get half a banana.
* WILLOW: What'd you drag me here for? Some ice cream? I better be able to eat this thing then.
* PETER: I only brought you so I could order 4 to show these chefs' ice cream making power. Besides. You don't have a Papa's Scooperia hat.
* WILLOW: What does a hat have to do with anything? What does that even stand for, PS?
* PETER: It stands for Papa's Scooperia.
* WILLOW: All right, I'll eat the banana split too.
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, don't they just look so scrumptious? So amazing?
* PETER: You know what, now that we're here at Papa's Scooperia, why does it feel like we're forgetting something?
* DARBY: I'm sure it's not important. Let's eat.
* *[they all ate the banana splits]*

## Part 7: Plantains

* PETER: Wow! Those plantains look delicious!
* PINKALICIOUS: That ain't a stinking plantain, this is.
* PETER: What the heck is the difference anyway?
* PINKALICIOUS: Uhh, I don't know, bigger, I guess?

## Part 8: Scooby Snacks

* *[Prudence comes in with her dog Pickle]*
* PRUDENCE: What are you four up to?
* PETER: We were just about to order the Blue Mousse special next. What do you want?
* PRUDENCE: My dog, Pickle, wants a Scooby snack.
* PETER: All right, I can get her some Scooby snacks. Here's some dog chow for you, Pickle.
* *[Pickle barked asking for more]*
* PETER: Do I have to go get them for you? *[pulls some dog chow out of the bag]* Here you go. What else do you want?
* *[Pickle barked again]*
* PETER: You said a Scooby snack, you didn't say ice cream. You can't just eat whatever you want. You can't just eat people food and say you want a Scooby snack. You know what, you shouldn't even be on the table. No animals on the table.
* *[Pickle got off the table. Peter gave Pickle the bag of dog food]*
* PETER: That's taken care of. My hat fell off!
* WILLOW: It's mine now! *[puts the hat on]* Oh yeah, now who can't order food? I got the hat now, Peter.

## Part 9: What's going on

* KOILEE: What's going on in here? Who are you? Oh, right, dang, you got the Papa's Scooperia hat, you're a member. What about you, Peter? You don't have the hat so get out of my store, freeloader.
* PINKALICIOUS: Oh, hey, Willow, where's Peter?
* WILLOW: You know what, this ice cream does look pretty good, actually. I've never had it before. *[no hat]*
* CARLO: What? No Scooperia hat? Security! Why are all those freeloaders in here?!

## Part 10: Duck song

* PINKALICIOUS: Where's that stupid music coming from?
* DUCK: *[singing]* The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, wanted a stand, "Hey, got any grapes?"
* PINKALICIOUS: Nah, but, I got some stupid Scooby Snacks, you want any?
* DUCK: No, I said "Hey, got any grapes?"
* PINKALICIOUS: Well, no, I don't.
* DUCK: Okay. *[leaves]*
* PINKALICIOUS: What was that about?
* DUCK: *[singing]* The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, wanted a stand, "Hey, got any grapes?"
* PINKALICIOUS: No! We were just about to eat some ice cream! Get out of here!
* DUCK: Okay. *[leaves]*
* PINKALICIOUS: You better not come back.
* DUCK: *[singing]* The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, wanted a stand, "Hey-- *[starts looking]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Uhh, what, what do you want from me?
* *[Pickle chased the duck away from the store]*
* PRUDENCE: My dog here wants more Scooby snacks!

## Part 11: What got into you, Willow?

* PINKALICIOUS: What got into you, Willow? You look all messy.
* WILLOW: I'm just trying to enjoy my cupcake here.
* PETER: Willow, you got my hat!
* WILLOW: What? *[drops the cupcake]* It fell with the stupid Scooby snacks!

## Part 12: Barber shop

* PINKALICIOUS: What the heck are you doing next to our ice cream?
* CARLO: Oh, you didn't know? We turned the Scooperia into a barber shop because we weren't getting enough money. All right, Timm, we'll get you that fade in no time. Gonna make you look nice. I'm gonna have to break out the good razor.
* KOILEE: Timm, you are gonna look fresh with that fade. Just serving ice cream to idiots who just want to eat our stock isn't enough to pay the bills. I will clean you up.
* CARLO: All right, turn your head for me please. Other side. *[Timm turns]* I'll even cut a dollar sign on the side too. You're looking like a hundred bucks right there.
* KOILEE: All right, got you all cleaned up, let's see it. Oooh hoo hoo! That is clean! All right Timm I think you're ready for that new update.

## Part 13: Disgusting hair

* PINKALICIOUS: *[sees the hair on the razor]* Eww, that's disgusting! Who in their right mind turns Papa's Scooperia into a barber shop? You got hair in my ice cream? That's just disgusting.
* KOILEE: Oh, let me fix that up for you. *[drizzles on butterscotch syrup]* Yeah, good as new. Just gotta put more butterscotch on it.
* DARBY: Give us another one.
* CARLO: Another one? You didn't even eat the other three and they're perfectly fine! All right, fine, here, just take it.
* DARBY: Where's the chocolate mousse? Or the butterscotch syrup? Where's anything?
* KOILEE: Let me fix that up for you. *[adds a single mini marshmallow]* Here. It's a new kind. We want customers with dogs too.

## Part 14: World's smallest violin

* PAPA LOUIE: Well boo hoo. Let me play a song for you on the world's smallest violin. *[plays a remix of the original smallest violin song]*
* *[Pinkalicious smashes the small violin with a hammer]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Get out of here with your sob stories! I don't need your stupid pity!
* WILLOW: It's so sad to see another instrument get an early grave like that. Maybe Squidward should play something on the world's smallest clarinet.

## Part 15: Plantains are back

* PETER: Plantain. *[brings one over]*
* WILLOW: You know what, don't knock it until you try it. *[tries it but there's hair]* Is that hair?!
* *[another customer, Brody from Papa's Cheeseria comes]*
* BRODY: Oh, phew, all right, let's eat some ice cream. That's how I like it!
* *[after he ate some and left]*
* CARLO: Dang, what happened here? All right, let's fix it. *[drizzles on more butterscotch syrup]* Ah, there we go. Just had to add another drizzle of butterscotch sauce.

## Part 16: The jukebox

* PINKALICIOUS: Oh, that's where that dumb music was coming from! The jukebox! Of course!
* *[Pinkalicious turns on the Wobbly Bobbly ingredients room theme]*
* PETER: Oh yeah! Gotta burn off all the calories of that ice cream somehow!
* KOILEE: What are you doing on that thing?! You can't be on top of there! You'll destroy it!
* PETER: Destroy it, like this? *[jumps on the jukebox]*
* CARLO: Get down from there! What are you doing up there?!
* PETER: Okay, I'll get down! *[jumps on it again]*
* CARLO: Stop doing that! You know that thing cost $450!
* PETER: Hit it, Pinkalicious! *[jumps on it again]*
* PINKALICIOUS: All right, I'll hit it! Watch this move! *[slides on the ground]*
* LILA: Dude, this music is so loud I can't even hear myself think! I gotta get out of here!
* KOILEE: But wait, you haven't paid yet!
* LILA: I don't care! I can't stay here any longer! I'm out!
* *[it shows the CDs spinning inside the jukebox as Peter dances. Pinkalicious then turns on the Bunny Bounce Deluxe ingame music]*
* PINKALICIOUS: I wonder what else they got on here?
* KOILEE: Can you two turn the dumb music down?! Quit making that racket, I'm trying to make some sundaes and I can't even concentrate!
* PINKALICIOUS: But I love this song!

## Part 17: Juice box

* *["Died in Your Arms" plays]*
* PINKALICIOUS: So this thing is called a juice box. Can I order some juice from here?
* CARLO: It's a jukebox, not a juice box!
* DARBY: Does it have like apple juice?
* KOILEE: Didn't you just hear what he said?

## Part 18: Closing time

* CARLO: Finally, it's closing time. Time to go back home and practice my mandolin for my family quartet band.
* KOILEE: I feel terrible. That was the worst day of my life. Look at my Scooperia uniform! My hat! Nooo! I didn't know this job was gonna be so much work! I gotta get them out of my restaurant! They're like pigs who just keep eating! I'm exhausted!

## Part 19: Opening time

* PINKALICIOUS: It's opening time!
* PETER: Guess who's back for more ice cream!
* CARLO: Uh, welcome, uh, don't push, don't push, I'm just gonna have to see some ice cream IDs. Don't worry, there's plenty of room for everybody.
* DARBY: I mean my ID may not look like me but after all I got this ice cream stain on my head the other day. I didn't clean up after last night I just rushed right here. I can't get enough of that ice cream. What's with the shells?
* KOILEE: I just did some fishing in the koi pond and whatever's in these shells will get scooped and put in the ice cream. What do you think?

## Part 20: Papa's return

* PAPA LOUIE: Oh, Pinkalicious, I thought that was you! You come here too? Wait a minute, you called off sick, you said you couldn't come in to help today. Yet here you are.
* PINKALICIOUS: Yeah, I am sick. But Papa Louie, are you really wearing a Scooperia hat instead of a chef hat?
* PAPA LOUIE: They only have a one size fits all. Is that... *[sees the shells Koilee has]* It can't be! *[faints]*
* CARLO: Looks like the sight of the shells knocked him out! I guess I can't sell this stuff or this place will shut down by the health department.

## Part 21: What's behind you?

* PETER: One time I dragged a girl here and it didn't cause too much trouble.
* KOILEE: What the heck is wrong with you? Why are you telling me this?
* PETER: And the ice cream here is delicious.
* PINKALICIOUS: What the heck else are we supposed to eat?
* CARLO: You should see what's behind you!
* PETER: Okay, what's behind us? Move!

## Part 22: Skippy peanut butter

* DARBY: Is that... extra crunchy peanut butter? I can't eat that!
* PETER: We were so tired of making it through like 21 different sundaes! I was gonna go for the Nutty Butter sundae next!
* KOILEE: You can still order it.
* DARBY: But we want ours with creamy, not this crunchy stuff.
* PETER: I'm freaking out, I can't live under these conditions!

## Part 23: Root beer float

* PINKALICIOUS: Don't worry, I wasn't sure on what to get but Papa Louie usually gets a root beer float and to me, that sounds pretty darn good right now. So how about we just get that instead?
* CARLO: Let me just uh... pour the root beer real quick.
* PINKALICIOUS: What the heck is this? *[Stubborn Soda Classic Root Beer]* Is this some off-brand root beer? What happened to Mug? What happened to A&W? What the heck is this kind of stuff? This is the classic? No corn syrup? That was the best part!
* DARBY: Darn it, you cheapskates!
* KOILEE: I don't know, other people seem to like it.
* PINKALICIOUS: Fine, we'll just have three Oatmeal Raisin Crunches next.
* CARLO: Okay, three Oatmeal Raisin Crunches, coming right up.

## Part 24: Brown bananas

* KOILEE: Let me just get the bananas...
* *[the three customers all screamed at the sight of the brown bananas, making Peter lose his hat again]*
* CARLO: Oh, too bad, looks like you lost your membership hat. You know what it is. Out you go, Peter.
* PINKALICIOUS: Those bananas!
* KOILEE: I know, they're pretty brown, aren't they?
* PINKALICIOUS: They're not in the fridge! How do you not keep your bananas in the fridge? What is wrong with you? They're just sitting out playing this day! The fruit flies are already probably having a field day!
* CARLO: Who the heck puts bananas in the fridge? Haven't you heard of a banana holder?
* PINKALICIOUS: Oh no, everything's wrong! *[all pass out from the ice cream just like the 2004 SpongeBob movie]*

## Part 25: Overworked

* KOILEE: Dude, finally! They're taken care of!
* CARLO: We're so overworked! Finally a relaxing day away from them!
* KOILEE: Let's just get their bodies away from our store. *[takes them out of there]*

## Part 26: The longest order

* WILLOW: Hey, I just saw Pinkalicious, Peter, and Darby leave and see you guys are open. After I got the hat from them I figured I'd give this place another chance. Is that crunchy peanut butter? My favorite! You guys have the Stubborn Root Beer? I drink that every Sunday! Finally, someone who doesn't put bananas in the fridge! I'm tired of seeing Pinkalicious doing that! You know, I'll take a Pink Lemonade, Portallini Treat, Queen Velvetine, Rocky Roadster, Snack Attack, Spumoni Supreme, Stracciatella, Strawberry Burst, Sugarplex Concessions, Sweet Stripes, The Nutcracker, Tiramisu, Tropical Typhoon, Watermelon Meringue, White Chocolate Mocha, White Tiger, Wildberry Moon--
* *[episode ends with bananas being shown in the fridge]*