The Doctor Who Comic Creator Adventures

**The Doctor Who Comic Creator Adventures** were a series of short comic stories featuring **the Eleventh**, **Twelfth**, and **Thirteenth Doctors**, released on **r/doctorwhocirclejerk**. The characters of **Clara Oswald** and **the War King** also featured prominently, with **Chris Chibnall** and **Steven Moffat** also making memorable appearances in arcs. The entire series is considered canonical and a valid source by both this wiki and **the BBC**, who officially licensed the creation of these adventures as a means of encouraging fan engagement. It's also known for being the first officially liscenced Doctor Who production to be partially written by **JNT** since his death and subsequent ressurection by Steven Moffat.

**1. The Doctor Shits His Pants**

This story, written by **Charleston Rowley**, featured the Twelfth Doctor and Clara. After taking a shit in his pants, the Doctor is attacked by a pair of **alien bugs** who quickly leave when they smell him. The Doctor then triumphantly proclaims, "THE DOCTOR WINS AGAIN!" This story is widely considered one of the single best pieces of Doctor Who media ever made.

**2. Brooklyn Bastards**

This story, written by **Large Slime**, featured the Twelfth Doctor, Clara, and the Chibnall era War King, all of whom die, right before Thirteen and Clara engage in what appears to be a form of **sAx**, with the War King calling it a "sticky situation." This story was notable for being the first canonical confirmation that Thirteen is a lesbian.

**3. Doctor Who and the Sonic Crackpipe**

This story, written by JNT, feautred the Twelfth Doctor and Clara, who smoke a sonic crackpipe, which leads to a prophetic vision of the Thirteenth Doctor and the Master engaging in what appears to be a form of sAx. This story was notable for being the first JNT written Doctor Who media in years. Steven Moffat said of it, "*So glad I resurrected you. For a moment I was afraid that maybe it'd have been better to bring back Ghandi or Mother Teresa or someone like that, but now I'm 100% sure I made the right decision in picking you, JNT. (Just try not to be so "friendly" with the fans this time, please.)*

**4. Doctor Chad and the Fart Eating Prude**

This story, written by **the Cool Broton**, featured the Twelfth Doctor and Clara. It is notable for introducing the recurring character **Chill Brinchas**. Twelve introduces Chill to Clara, after which Clara leaves to have sAx with **Jane Austen**. Due to the intervention of Chill, Clara does not succeed, which Twelve is happy about because Doctor Who is a family show. Twelve then declares Chill to be a companion, after which Chill fixes the Doctor a sandwich. The Doctor then farts as a result of the sandwich, which Chill eats. When Clara expresses disgust at this, the Doctor jetisons her into space like she's a **dumb Roman girl**. He then offers Chill the job of being showrunner of Doctor Who. Chill then travels into the past to establish himself on Earth, after which the Doctor realizes that Chill Brinchas is an anagram of "Chris Chibnall" and he has made a terrible mistake.

**5. C\*ck**

This story, written by **Ilike Awesome 27**, features the Twelfth Doctor and Clara being attacked by the Twelfth Doctor's... um... **screwdriver**. **The Eleventh Doctor** then arrives and defeats Twelve's screwdriver with his own screwdriver. This episode is notable for being **Matt Smith**'s first return to Doctor Who since **Deep Breath**.

**6. The Fall of Doctor Who (Like That YouTube Video Get It)**

This story, written by **Auto Generatedname**, featured the Twelfth Doctor and Clara trying to reach **BBC** headquarters, only to end up in **the BBC Quarry** instead.

**7. The Doctor Sells Clara to Buy Drugs**

This story, written by returning author Charleston Rowley, is notable for its mature and adult tone, with a darker and grittier tone than the Chibnall era ever had. In the story the Twelfth Doctor and Clara travel to the planet **Vecrom 4**, right after the Doctor knocks Clara out with the blunt end of an axe. On Vecrom 4, the Doctor sells clara to the alien bugs (returning character from the premier episode, The Doctor Shits His Pants), so that the Doctor an get some **Alien Space Meth**. The Doctor succeeds, with a post-credits scene featuring the War King declaring "Chibnall bad!"

**8. The Five Doctors**

This story, written by returing beloved author JNT, was a sequel to his much beloved television story **The Five Doctors**. In this one, Twelve and Clara are in the TARDIS when suddenly an **Anniversary Crisis** occurs, which leads to Twelve being sucked into a black void, where he encounters four other versions of himself. The five then either begin to fight or have sAx, with the exact nature of events left to audience interpretation. Meanwhile, in the TARDIS, Clara encounters the Thirteenth Doctor, who plans to use the screwdriver to also have sAx with Clara. Just then, the Five Chadpaldis return, and use the power of the screwdriver to defeat Thirteen.

**9. Chinballs Doctor Who**

This story, written by **Blartyboy**, begins with the Thirteenth Doctor defeating the Master, only for Twelve to awaken and discover it was all a dream, caused by Chris Chibnall, then in his fourth incarnation. It is revealed that Chibnall hated the Doctor, killed Clara, and made up his own bad SJW Doctor. After explaining his plan to the Doctor, however, he was immediately defeated and destroyed forever.

**10. The Return of Chinballs**

This story, written by returning author Blartyboy, was a sequel to his previous story and featured the return of enemy Chris Chibnall. Despite having been destroyed forever at the end of the previous story, Chibnall returns, having retconned his own history. He then turns Twelve into Thirteen and appears to have won, only for Steven Moffat to arrive (in his ultimate form), and defeat Chibnall. He then turns Thirteen back into Twelve, and resurrects Clara.

**11. P!ss**

This story, written by **Chubby Bub**, was initially written for the start of the series, only to be held back for months due to production delays. It starred the Eleventh, Twelfth, and Thirteenth Doctors, as well as the Master, Clara, Daleks, and the Alien Bugs all yelling the word "P!ss" over and over, before the Alien Bugs drag them into another dimension. Its meaning is currently unknown, but it's probably just really deep or something like **Hell Bent**.

**12. Doctor Who: The Sands of Time (Part 1)**

This story, written by **Gideon 2007**, was the beginning of a multipart story featuring the Twelfth Doctor and Clara. Despite this, only this part has been released as of now. It is likely that Chibnall has fought against the release of the rest of the story, as it is definitely better than anything he's ever written.

**13. Clara and Doctor Whom**

This story, written by returning author Blarty Boy, featured the Twelfth Doctor and Clara, as well as the returns of both Steven Moffat and Chris Chibnall. Chibnall uses his powers to turn Twelve into Thirteen once again, and they try to assassinate Clara, but this backfires, causing chinball to fall apart and die, thirteen then turns every previous Doctor into Thirteen as well, leading to multiple Thirteens all interacting, which is definitely **something Chibnall would do**. In the end, however, Steven Moffat destroys thirteen forever, and returns the Doctor and Clara to their correct lives. This concluded both the series, and the overarching saga of Chris Chibnall/Chill Brinchas.