Thick as My Balls

***Thick as My Balls*** is the seventh album by The Balls Project, released March 6, 2022. It is a comedic edit of Jethro Tull's 1971 album *Thick as a Brick*. The album only has two tracks, as it was on the vinyl release of *Thick as a Brick,* but the original two tracks were divided up into many short individual parts for editing (increments ranging from about 10 seconds to about a minute each) leading to a more chaotic and disorganized but entertaining sound. This balls album features more editors than any other. The album can be listened to and downloaded here. Notably, this is the only Balls Project album where the editors are not credited on the individual tracks; both tracks here are credited to the group as a whole.

## Artwork

The artwork was primarily designed by dvdmovies123, altering the newspaper-esque original album cover to a more comedic edit. The image in the newspaper was edited by Thatguy, taking several scrapped album covers and screenshots of The Balls Project server. The article "The Balls Project Releases 'The Endless Balls'" was also composed by Thatguy as filler text. The full filler text is as follows, which is included as a .txt file on the bandcamp release of the album.

> *"Following the relatively weak reviews for their previous record "I Balls", a parody of The Alan Parsons Project's "I Robot", one would think it wise to return to editing exclusively Pink Floyd albums. Their most recent release "The Endless Balls" lived up to the lower expectations set upon by their previous few records. Retrospectively, mayhaps sticking with the failed "Radio B.A.L.L.S." or "The Balls Parade" would have seen them more success than this travesty. The project claims that the album in itself is "a representation of coleslaw-era Syd" or whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. At least two of the songs were previously released in the "Sorrow Without My Balls 2" suite off of "A Foot in My Balls", marking nod to the unoriginality the project currently has..."*
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This image of the album cover is slightly incorrect, as upon the release of the album, the date at the top left was changed to the album's release date: March 6, 2022.

## Track Listing

### Album Release

1. Thick as My Balls, Part 1 (including "Take a Piss") - 30:41
2. Thick as My Balls, Part 2 (feat. U.S. Senator Joe Manchin) - 26:18

### Individual Parts

PART 1

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1:00 to 2:03 edited by Thatguy

2:03 to 3:10 edited by Reptile

3:10 to 4:00 edited by StevenIsJustHere

4:00 to 4:22 edited by Reptile

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4:51 to 5:23 edited by Sgt. Furry

5:23 to 5:35 edited by dvdmovies123

5:35 to 6:54 edited by StevenIsJustHere

6:54 to 7:45 edited by Reptile

7:45 to 8:07 edited by dvdmovies123

8:07 to 10:13 edited by thomasisnothere & Esgurmitante

10:13 to 11:02 edited by StevenIsJustHere

11:02 to 11:32 edited by dvdmovies123

11:32 to 11:53 edited by StevenIsJustHere

11:53 to 17:58 edited by dvdmovies123 (including "Take a Piss")

17:58 to 18:32 edited by Thatguy

18:32 to 20:15 edited by StevenIsJustHere

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20:59 to 22:01 edited by dvdmovies123

22:01 to 23:18 edited by Esgurmitante

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27:58 to 29:11 edited by thomasisnothere

29:11 to 30:41 edited by dvdmovies123

PART 2

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2:29 to 2:37 edited by Thatguy

2:37 to 3:29 edited by dvdmovies123

3:29 to 3:56 edited by Thatguy

3:56 to 4:17 edited by Esgurmitante

4:17 to 4:39 edited by StevenIsJustHere

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5:18 to 5:58 edited by Esgurmitante

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10:08 to 11:02 edited by NunMoon (addl. edits by dvdmovies123)

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18:58 to 22:21 edited by Sgt. Furry (addl. edits by dvdmovies123)

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23:45 to 24:36 edited by Thatguy

24:36 to 24:59 edited by dvdmovies123

24:59 to 25:21 edited by Thatguy

25:21 to 26:17 edited by dvdmovies12

## Credits

Original album by Jethro Tull

Edited by The Balls Project from July 2021 to March 2022

Album edited by dvdmovies123, ThatGuy, StevenIsJustHere, Reptile, Sgt. Furry, thomasisnothere, Esgurmitante and NunMoon

"Take a Piss" edited by dvdmovies123

Artwork by dvdmovies123 & ThatGuy