Deadpool vs Deadshot

**Deadpool Vs Deadshot** is the fifth episode in Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and the fifth episode overall (excluding live episodes).

## Plot

### Flashback

Verbal ASE welcomes the viewers to another episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles, episode 5. Verbal ASE tells the viewers on what happened in the previous episode with Patrick and Goofy. He states that Goofy's performance was a little clumsy, but still was able to dance professionally while dissing Patrick, but Patrick, *almost forgetting where he was*, was able to make a beatbox that Verbal ASE calls "unique". By a vote of 86% for Patrick and a 13% for Goofy, Verbal ASE says that Patrick will be going on to the next round. Patrick then tugs on Verbal ASE's shirt, asking him if it's now time to order. Verbal ASE tells Patrick that the arena isn't a resturant, and he doesn't have any food. Spongebob then comes in with a Krabby Patty, and gives it to Patrick. Patrick thanks Spongebob, and Verbal ASE tells them both to leave the ring and to the winners area. Patrick and Spongebob hop and giggle to the winners area. In the winners area where Pennywise can be seen juggling red bouncy balls and Groot drinking a soda, Spongebob and Patrick sit down. Spongebob asks Groot how is he, with Groot stating "I am Groot".

### Introducing the competitors

Verbal ASE tells the crowd that today's battle will be between two characters that are vigilantes, assassins, and are both wanted. After pulling up wanted posters of them, Deadpool and Deadshot can be seen in two sides pointing their guns at Verbal ASE. Verbal ASE then pulls on his shirt, and says that he won't tell anyone about them. Deadpool and Deadshot then pull their guns down. Verbal ASE takes a breather of relief, then introduces Deadpool. Deadpool says first that he's famous, and says hi to multiple people in the crowd. Deadpool then tells Verbal ASE to give him a minute. Verbal ASE accepts that. Deadpool is then seen at the winners area, asking Spongebob (accidentally calling him "Spongeboob", with Spongebob correcting Deadpool) if he could make him a chimichanga. Spongebob doesn't know how to respond, but Deadpool tries to persuade him, telling Spongebob he's seen his show and knows about his "I'm Ready" catchphrase. Deadpool then tells Spongebob that's what Deadpool says when he gets busy, if you know what he's saying. Deadpool then laughs. Deadpool comes back to stage, but quickly tells Spongebob to not forget about the chimichanga. Spongebob then wakes up Patrick, asking him what is a chimichanga. Patrick thinks, then says it sounds like some kind of chimney. Verbal ASE then introduces Deadshot, which after Deadshot asks Verbal ASE if he needs somebody to be taken out. Verbal ASE tells him it's fine, but Deadshot persuades him, saying he has the power to kill his boss, lawyer, bullies, all for a good price. Verbal ASE tells him it's all good, with Deadshot telling him to think about it. Deadshot then gives Verbal ASE a card. Deadpool grabs it out of Verbal ASE's hand, and reads the name with a magnifying glass. Deadpool asks Deadshot how he came up with that name. Deadpool then assumes it's because he never misses the toilet. Deadshot then asks if "Deadpool" is supposed to be a better name. He then says that just because Deadpool can't swim, doesn't mean he should be naming himself "Deadpool". Deadpool sarcastic laughs. Patrick is then seen in the background chasing a toilet that Deadpool had in his hands. Deadpool then burns Deadshot, saying the reason his name's Deadshot, is because that's how he is with the ladies. Deadshot's shotgun is then seen becoming flacid. Deadshot gets furious and points his gun at Deadpool, which then Verbal ASE breaks it up, stating it's only a beatbox battle. Verbal ASE then starts the beatbox round for Deadpool.

### Deadpool's beatbox round

Deadpool says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, then points at Deadshot, calling him a "hate-r". Deadpool then again says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, and then poses and points his guns at the camera, saying "Fresher than your mothers killer". Deadpool then remembers that Deadshot was the one who killed his own mom because he couldn't get a boob when she breastfed Deadshot last week. Deadpool then tells Deadshot he knows he can't fight unless he had a gun, which makes him weak. Deadpool then makes his own beat with guns, saying "bang" to every gunshot he makes. Deadpool then makes a pun, bringing out Harley Quinn and saying "bang your girlfriend". Deadpool continues the bang beat, until he stops and brings out his katanas. Deadpool then calls Deadshot a "wannabe Deadpool", and that he should tell his mom that he's "Dadpool", and if Verbal ASE wanted a bigger battle for Deadpool, he should've brought in Thanos, cause the movie Deadshot is in has a 27% rating. Deadpool then takes a long breath for another fast rap, and then says he doesn't really have to use words to beat Deadshot. He then says "blah blah blah" and that Pikachu could defeat him. Deadpool then says that even though it's not Pokemon it doesn't matter, and that he's the real Mad Hatter because he's bigger and badder.

Deadpool repeats, saying "Look at me now" 3 times in a row. Deadshot is seen sarcastically dancing to his solo, with Deadpool pointing at him, calling him a "hate-r". Deadshot then stops dancing, and crosses his arms. Deadpool is then seen in a white shirt and golden bling, saying "Look at me now" 3 times in a row while doing gang signs on his fingers. Deadpool then points at Deadshot, saying that Deadpool is fresher than Deadshot's breath mints, that are on Deadpool's hand. Deadpool then fast beatboxes, while doing some dance moves, calling Deadshot a "hate-r" again. Deadpool dances some more while beatboxing, while Deadshot can be seen unamused. Deadpool ends it off with "Fresher than your mother's killer". Deadpool puts his hand to his ear to hear the crowd cheer.

### Post-Deadpool's beatbox round

Verbal ASE seems impressed with Deadpool's performance, telling Deadshot that Deadpool said a lot of messed up things about him. Verbal ASE then asks how does Deadshot feel about that, with Deadshot stating he honestly isn't that mad, and that Deadpool has to be saying all of that because his whole body looks like a melted pepperoni pizza. Deadpool takes offense to this, while Verbal ASE is chuckling. Verbal ASE then starts Deadshot's round.

### Deadshot's beatbox round

Deadshot beatboxes while holding a button. Deadpool makes fun of Deadshot's beatbox on how it sounds like he's saying "pants". Deadshot presses on the button, and fog starts to come. An explosion happens, and Deadshot is running out of the explosion. Deadshot then comes close to the camera. Verbal ASE is seen banging his head to the song, while Deadpool is just clapping. Deadshot then turns the lights to red, and pulls up a rifle, shooting Deadpool's chimichanga that he was about to eat. Deadshot grabs a mirror that screams and breaks from just seeing Deadpool's true face. Deadshot then grabs out a hearing aid, saying he's surprised on how Deadpool can hear with no hearing aids. Deadshot then remembers Deadpool has powers, but doesn't seem amused by it, and tells Deadpool he will still shoot him in the butt. Deadshot then considers shooting off Deadpool's head, and throwing him into a pool in which Deadpool would wish he was dead. Which is a pun on "Dead Pool".

A plate of a chimichanga is then seen in a field, which Deadshot walks away from as it explodes. This repeats, but instead of a chimichanga this time it's Deadpool merchandise. Deadshot is then seen back at the arena, in which with his handgun, he is shooting at the wall. Verbal ASE and Deadpool are seen ducking on the floor, as they don't want to get shot. As soon as Deadshot is done shooting, it's seen he shot on the wall, "DEADSHOT" to end it off.

### Post-Deadshot's beatbox round

The lights go back to normal. Verbal ASE compliments Deadshot's beat by calling it sick, and that this episode will be another close battle. Verbal ASE tells the viewers to like and subscribe, and vote on who they think won the battle. Deadpool asks who Verbal ASE is talking to, but quickly remembers Verbal ASE is talking to the viewers. Deadpool shoves Verbal ASE out of camera, and Deadpool tells the viewers to vote for him and not Deadshot, because Deadshot is just mad that he couldn't complete his Power Ranger costume, and why Deadshot has a white helmet and red suit. Deadshot then shoves Deadpool, telling him to shut up. Deadshot then tells the viewers to vote for him, and not Deadpool, because if Deadpool took off his mask, he would look like Freddy Kruger's son. Deadpool then shoves Deadshot, but tells him that it doesn't matter, because Deadpool still get's more girls than Deadshot. Deadpool says "#Deadshot". Deadshot's shotgun can be seen flacid again. Deadshot then gets angry, and throws Deadpool at the camera.

## Beatbox Performance Lyrics

### Deadpool

Look at me now (x3)

You’re just a hate-r

Look at me now (x3)

Fresher than you Mother’s killer,

Oh wait a minute that was you cause you couldn’t get a boob when she breastfeed you - Last week

I gotta tell ya that I know that you can’t really fight unless you had a gun - that’s weak

I’ma bang, bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang your girlfriend,

Bang bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang and slice yo face,

Here we go again another wanna-be Deadpool,

maybe you should tell your mother I am ‘Dadpool’,

You wanna make a bigger battle bring that fool,

‘cause he don’t really matter with a movie not cool,

I don’t really have to use words to beat you,

Bla bla bla, Pikachu defeats you,

It’s not Pokémon but it doesn’t matter,

I’m the real mad Hatter cause I’m bigger and badder,

Look at me now (x3)

You’re just a hate-r

Look at me now (x3)

Fresher than yo breath, mint?

+Beatbox Your Just a hate-r

+Beatbox Fresher than yo mother’s killer.

### Deadshot

Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way,

Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way,

Uh oh....nights out,

Deadshot shot ya...lights out,

Ya breakin' all the mirrors with yo ugly face

I’m surprised you can hear us with no hearing aids,

Oh yeah, you got powers, so what?!

It won’t matter when I shoot you in the butt!

Or better yet, I can shoot off you head,

Put it in a pool and make you wish you were dead, ..get it? “Deadpool “?

Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way,

Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way

Move!

## Cultural References

* When Deadpool pulls up a paper of Suicide Squad (2016)'s ratings, it is by "Rotten Potatoes", a reference to *Wikipedia:Rotten Tomatoes*.
* When Deadpool has a packet of breath mints, they are branded from "Clic Clac", which are a reference to *Wikipedia:Tic Tacs*.
* When Deadpool pulls up a green top hat, it's the *Mad Hatter* top hat.
* When Deadshot explodes a bunch of Deadpool action figures, they are *POP!* figures.

## Credits

Written/Produced

* Verbal ASE

Animation Direction, Lead Animator, Storyboarding

* Alex Cherkasoff

Animators

* Gennedy Morkovin
* Tresenella

Lip-Sync Animator

* Adnan Khan Afridi

Lead Inbetweener, Lead Artist

* Lara Cherkasova

Ink & Paint Artist

* Alexander Tereshin

## Errors

* At multiple moments, Deadshot's design changes to a brighter suit.
* When Deadpool pulls up a paper of Suicide Squad (2016)'s ratings, Suicide Squad is spelt as "Squicide Squad".
* When Deadshot shoots on the wall and Verbal ASE and Deadpool protect themselves, there are fewer gunshots than what can be heard.

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to have music in the background of the character's beatbox rounds.
* This episode has the most competitors shown in one episode; Pennywise, Groot, Spongebob, Patrick, Deadpool, and Deadshot.
	+ This episode also even shows one future competitor that made it in the season in Episode 7; Thanos
* This episode now sits with 28 million views.
* This episode was the first to have tune in the beatbox rounds.
* This episode was the first to add minor characters into Cartoon Beatbox Battles, with the first minor character being Harley Quinn.