Transfandonia

Transfandonia is a Continent (or, if you wanna be pedantic, a thirteenth-or-so of one) in the South-West of the Dataverse.

Icon of the Transfandonian Economic Community

Transfandonia. (Not pictured: Rivers)

## Information

### History

#### Pre-Uncovering

Transfandonia has existed for about as much time as the Dataverse has. May ancient texts uncovered around it date Transfandonian Civilisation to have begun a little while after the very beginning of life in the Dataverse itself. Most Transfandonian Civilisations lived in extreme isolation to both the wider Dataverse *and* eachother, some so isolated they barely knew anybody else existed. Some notable ones include the Objech, Buzār and Proto-Kespers.

Not even the Great Logging Off's reduction of the Transfandonian Gas Walls would break the isolation, however it did cause some panic in the states, and the Proto-Kespers were swept away, making way for the modern Kespers. around 592 A.S, however, they'd be discovered\* by the Adrielines.

#### Adrieline Conquests

The Adrielines landed in a land somewhere on the Rhir River System, referred to by its Objech natives as Vǚspurimangya (Literally *Home on the River*), where they proceeded to hijack the local Hȇzatate system, which they called the "Sudples Terrer" (Literally *Southmost Land*). Through many wars, lasting between 600 and 760, they conquered more and more of the Rhir, renaming their dominion to the "Vesperant". They, surprisingly enough, let local Hȇzats outside of the land held by the Viceroy and Emperor/Grand Hȇzat keep their holdings in exchange for accepting submission to the growing Confederation.

This was not enough to stop many northern Hȇzats from declaring independence, splitting the Rhir between the Vesperantine Confederation and the newly-formed *Provincial Union*, a Republic- oh wait, never mind, an *Empire* that was deeply opposed to Colonial rule of the continent. Then the Adrielines discovered Buzāratan.

#### Vesticane Wars

Adrieline Boats first landed in Buzāratan in the Sāzovere Ports, in Northern Hāzetan, on 778. Frightened by the weird people who'd just docked in their ports, the local Hāze soldiers, who were there due to the war with Vāspi, attacked, injuring several sailors and killing one. Angered, the Adrielines decided to *fucking destroy* Hāzetan, as well as Anātan, who were the Hāze's ally.

The first Vesticane War, functionally the same as the Anāt-Vāspi war to Anātan or the Grand Uprising to Khiron, ended rather quickly after the Adrieline intervention, as they steamrolled Hāze forces, captured Hijva-Deirud, burned the Hijva part of it to the ground and proceeded to spend another three weeks fighting the Anāt through their forests.

The wars won't over yet, though. Through 778 to 782, the Kingdoms set up by the Adrielines in place of the Queendoms from before crumbled from their own illegitimacy. The new Hāze Queen's attempts to build a nice palace to replace Hijva in spite of a massive famine caused a massive rebellion, the overthrow of the Monarchy and the creation of a republic. The new Anāt royal family quickly fled a coup from the previous queen, who'd been kept as a military advisor for... *some* reason. The war carried on, as Hāze Royalists carried on the fight for another two years, the Second Anāt Queendom's attempts to reannex Khiron resulting in an embarrassing loss and DMZ establishment, which then spiralled in to a Military Junta, Republic and Civil war, it's safe to say Adrielina, intentional or not, had destroyed established Buzār Society. But hey, they subjugated Termany, and the Hārones, Khironese and Vāspi got pretty rich off of it.

Technically, the wars are *still* going, as the Hāze Republic tried to fight for what it once had, and the many Anāt Warlords still fight each other (not mentioning Lariyen, a state broken off of Anātan that was quickly reannexed, who now fight to regain independence following the fall of the government they surrendered to.

#### Kesper Discovery.

Recently, developments in satellites, and missions to the Kespers, who we once only watched from boats, have allowed us to find out more about Kesper Civilisation. Let's just hope Adrielina doesn't cock up a *third* Transfandonian Society.

### Trivia

* Transfandonians are weird with aging.
	+ Buzār and (presumably) Kesper people age normally.
	+ Objech people age normally until adulthood, where they seem to... freeze. This allows them to live for (on average) 169 nice years, compared to most others' average of 70.
		- Hȇzats are *usually* a subspecies that simply... stops aging past adulthood. Nowadays, only a few still remain, most notably the Kȇzarey *and* Kȇzarvorey, who are both *technically* Hȇzats.
* Transfandonian people reproduce by **eating a chunk of their mate's flesh**. They then, a year or two later, proceed to vomit up a child. No warnings or anything.
	+ For the Objech, children usually have their Objace be a combination of the two. Most of the time, this results in weeeird appearances.
	+ All Transfandonian Societies see this as perfectly normal (cus, y'know, it's how their basic biology works.), and the asexual reproduction of databeings as weird.
	+ *Watch, for with one wikia note, I have struck datasex from my AU forevermore!*

## Statistics

### Populous

Transfandonia is home to about 432 Million People. There *could* be more inland, we just haven't found anybody yet.

## Cultures

### Languages

* Rhiric
* Buzār
* Kesper
* Khironese
* Inafri
* Lariyen
* Vaspi
* Muronide
* Vaxe
* Darian
* Inamuti
* Hārone
* Beyzāle
* Levboor

This could change if we find more, or if we figure out more about the Demographics of the Kespers.

### Species

* 50% are Objech (Again, Overpopulation Much?)
* 39% are Buzār
* 11% are Kesper

### Religion

* 23% are Processorist
	+ 48% are Objech
	+ 52% are Insular
* 20% are Venuziye
* 19% are Yezellion
	+ 5% are Kristionic (A religion often lumped in with Yezellion in spite of not really having *that* much in common due to having similar tenants and iconography)
* 12% worship the Kesperantine Emperors
* 12% are Neo-Hȇzatican
* 10% are Old Hȇzatican
* 4% are Atheist

## Countries

### Rhir

Provincial Union

Vesperantine Confederation

Rivik Empire

Kingdom of Kritisa

Zamahod Hȇzatate

Assorted remaining sovereign Hȇzatates

### Buzāratan

Hāze Republic (+ Assorted Dāzartine warlords, breakaway states and thieve groups)

Anāt Republic (+ Warlords and Democratic Lariyen)

Terman Kingdom

Empire of Vāspitan

Socialist Republic of Khiron

Hārone Kingdom

Levboor Republic

### Sera

New Bafiri (Provincial Colonial Holding)

New Hijva (Semi-Autonomous Hāze Colonial Holding)

## Gallery

Transfandonia + Major Rivers*\*By the Adrielines.*