SpongeBob and the Great Food Championship Transcript

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* The movie opens on a 16 year old SpongeBob slowly walking through the dark setting of ruins of an old building. This building being where Mr. Krabs and Plankton opened up their first restaurant in a dump. SpongeBob was carrying a red colored skateboard, and looking around, as he walked past an old stove and old rusty kitchen items.
* There was some renovation done to the building mixed in with the scenery, as he walked past a dark colored, torn up couch, and posters that were in promotion of "Revolution Patties" sold in a really tall city building with multiple floors, then he walked past a little TV that had a news reporter (not Perch Perkins) saying, in old, black and white footage: "Chef Knock's violent rage continues as he has put an end to yet another competitive fast food business, like he always does, with his advanced military weaponry, to increase sales of his 'Patties of Order'."
* SpongeBob then walked past another small TV that was playing a clip of Mr. Krabs and Plankton being boatried by a crowd of people at a restaurant, smiling. Then, past a table with a lamp shining dimly on blueprints for a really tall city building run on an electrical machine that transmits a big forcefield around the building to keep out all unwanted guests.
* SpongeBob walked past another small TV that was playing a clip of another news reporter saying: "Revolution Patties are a huge success. Local frycook and businessman, Eugene Krabs, becomes a millionaire overnight."
* "SpongeBob," called Patrick, from off screen.
* SpongeBob: "Coming."
* SpongeBob put the skateboard on the ground and rode it off screen. The scene cut backwards in time, to the inside of the kitchen on the 50th floor of Mr. Krabs' old restaurant, where Plankton was sitting on a table next to Mr. Krabs, and Mr. Krabs was counting money from the cash register.
* Mr. Krabs: “Can you believe it, Plankton? Look at all these hundreds we’ve made, just from today alone!”
* Plankton: “Krabs, we’ve got a really good thing going here! I want you to know how grateful I am for you taking me along the ride with you to become rich and powerful.”
* “Yeah? Well, here ya go, pal,” Mr. Krabs said, as he gave Plankton a ten dollar bill, then put the rest of the money in his pocket.
* Plankton: "NO FAIR! TEN DOLLARS?!"
* Mr. Krabs: "It's MY patty recipe. The biggest cut goes to me!"
* Plankton: "OUR recipe!"
* Mr. Krabs: "NUH-UH! You just seasoned it. It was I who did all the cooking and chose the ingredients."
* Plankton: "FINE THEN! Be a cheapskate!"
* Plankton stormed away, and to the side of the restaurant, where Karen, his computer wife, was standing.
* Karen: "You and I deserve way more than that. We can use Chef Knox against him. I have a plan!"
* Plankton: “Tell me about it…”
* ‘THE NEXT DAY…’
* The scene cut to Karen on the 25th floor, standing in front of the heart of the restaurant.
* “No heart, no forcefield,” she said to herself, as she then took out a big laser gun and shot the heart of the restaurant, damaging it!
* The heart powered down, as the scene cut to the outside of the restaurant as the light green colored force field protecting the restaurant went down! Chef Knox was then shown, flying an attack helicopter in the sky, heading towards the top of the restaurant! The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs walking on the 46th floor, which is currently just a big empty hallway, holding a bottle that held the secret formula for the Rebellion Patties.
* Mr. Krabs thought to himself, out loud: “Moving me formular to a safer location…”
* Just then, Chef Knock flew the helicopter smashing through the side of the walls on the 46th floor, which are all made of glass! Mr. Krabs looked back and ran, as Chef Knox shattered more glass, flying the helicopter down the empty hallway, chasing Mr. Krabs, trying to kill him! Mr. Krabs ran to the end of the hallway and jumped through a previously unbroken glass wall, remaining unharmed thanks to his crab shell, and started falling through the sky! Mr. Krabs landed in a parked, floating airplane that was waiting for him beside the building! Mr. Krabs sat in the driver seat, not bothering to buckle the seatbelt. Chef Knox tried flying the helicopter after Mr. Krabs, but Mr. Krabs flew the airplane he was in so fast and so much higher into the sky, that Chef Knox was nowhere near! Mr. Krabs slowed down, as the airplane calmly floated above the city below… The scene cut to a shot inside the airplane of Mr. Krabs from behind him, as it was revealed Plankton is hiding behind the driver seat, smirking! Plankton jumped out at Mr. Krabs, attempting to snatch the Rebellion Patties secret formula out of Mr. Krabs’ hand! Mr. Krabs got up from the driver seat and held onto the formula with both his hands, as Plankton held on too, trying to pull it out of Mr. Krabs’ hands!
* Mr. Krabs: “What are ye doing, Plankton?!”
* Plankton: “Taking what I deserve!”
* Mr. Krabs: “You don’t deserve this! It’s my formula!”
* Plankton and Mr. Krabs continued tugging at the formula!
* Mr. Krabs: “Let it go!”
* Plankton: “It’s mine!”
* As they were both struggling to hold onto the formula, the airplane started going crazy and doing loop de loops! Plankton got concerned and looked away from Mr. Krabs for a second, then Mr. Krabs snatched the formula out of Plankton's hands and started walking backwards, towards the door!
* Mr. Krabs: "I expected better from you, Plankton."
* Mr. Krabs leaned all the way back and sent himself out of the airplane, through the door! Plankton stayed behind, as the airplane flew into a body of ocean underwater. Mr. Krabs landed on one foot and one knee, on the roof of his restaurant. In front of Mr. Krabs, three combat robots ran towards him! Mr. Krabs shot one of them with a ketchup gun, another one with a mustard gun, and one with a pickle gun! They were all destroyed. Out of condiments, Mr. Krabs stood, watching Chef Knox in a high up distance, flying his attack helicopter in circles. Chef Knox flew closer to Mr. Krabs, then shot a huge yellow laser beam at him!
* Mr. Krabs: “Nice try!”
* Mr. Krabs quickly took a shiny spatula out of his pocket and held it out, making the laser beam bounce off of the spatula, and it went directly towards Chef Knox’s helicopter! Mr. Krabs looked into the distance, as it blew up in a huge explosion. The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs on The Jimmy Kandiru Show, sitting on a chair next to Jimmy Kandiru’s desk, of which Jimmy Kandiru was sitting behind. There was a live audience watching them.
* Jimmy Kandiru: “So… You defeated Chef Knox?”
* Mr. Krabs paused for a minute…
* Mr. Krabs: “Yes.”
* '20 YEARS LATER…'
* 'SPONGEBOB AND THE GREAT FOOD CHAMPIONSHIP'
* The scene opened in 16 year old SpongeBob's bedroom at his parents' house. SpongeBob was in bed, sleeping under the blankets. Next to him sat an alarm on a little table.
* VRWU-U-UM! VRWU-U-UM!
* SpongeBob reached his hand out and pounded the alarm's off button with his fist.
* His mother, Margaret: "SPONGEBOB, YOU GOTTA GET UP."
* SpongeBob turned on his side and said: "Yeah! I know."
* SpongeBob rolled off the bed and sighed.
* The scene cuts to Patrick standing in a bathroom, looking at himself in a mirror, with a fake beard made of shaving cream on his face.
* Patrick: "Tehehehehehehe."
* Patrick's father in the other room: "WHAT ARE YUH DOING IN THERE?"
* Patrick: "Uh… NOTHING."
* The scene cuts to the inside of the kitchen at SpongeBob's parents' house. SpongeBob put a raw pancake above the stove in a pan. He walked back and forth from the kitchen to up the stairs leading to his bedroom on the 2nd floor while it cooked, first grabbing his backpack, then his shoes, then his notebooks, then his lunch box. His parents walked through the kitchen, putting on their coats, and his father, Harold, was putting on his hat.
* Margaret: "You gotta hurry up!"
* Harold: "You gotta get out the door!"
* SpongeBob: "Working on it-"
* The pancake on the stove caught on fire.
* SpongeBob: "Gah!"
* Harold tossed a fire extinguisher to him. The scene cuts to SpongeBob walking through the front doors at Bikini Bottom High School, wearing his backpack. Tons of students his age were in the hallway talking to their friends.
* SpongeBob breezed through the hallway.
* A student named Phil sarcastically said to his friends, Hank, Kelvin, and Benzalez: "Look guys, it's the famous chef!"
* Hank: "What's up, Gordon Ramsey?"
* SpongeBob: "Hi?"
* Kelvin: "I can't believe it's him!"
* Benzalez: "Say something for us!"
* SpongeBob: "Order up?"
* Benzalez: "Awesome!"
* Kelvin: "Say it again!"
* The scene faded to a fancy five star restaurant floating in the Heavenly clouds of a city in the sky. Inside the dining area, customers gathered in a crowd.
* Customer #1: "Man, I'm starved."
* Costumer #2: "I don't think my stomach can take much more waiting."
* Suddenly, a bolt of lighting struck inside the cashier area, as SpongeBob appeared all grown up and wearing a chef hat, white robe revealing a hairy chest, and green kelp around his shoulders.
* Standing straight and with his hands on his hips, SpongeBob said: "Then, wait no longer everyone, as Chef SpongeGOD shall vanquish your hunger with the best food known to mortals."
* The customers excitedly rushed to SpongeBob holding up their wallets, telling him their orders all at once. With a serious look on his face, Chef SpongeGod stuck his trident in the air, and it glowed a bright yellow light, and he moved it forward, sending loads of delicious food flying out the kitchen doors and onto the dining tables for the customers!
* SpongeBob: "Ninety number fives, twenty number fours, thirty number nines, all dipped in deeply soaked salty perfection!"
* The crowd of customers cheered with their arms in the air!
* SpongeBob: "If you want any more HOTNESS… I'll be here all day."
* "SPONGEGOD! SPONGEGOD!" chanted the happy customers!
* Little kids and adults lined up in front of SpongeBob.
* A little girl in front of the line held up a pen and paper, saying: "Chef SpongeGod, can I have an autograph?"
* Everyone behind her then held out a pen and paper saying: "Oh, SpongeGod! SpongeGod!'"
* SpongeBob smiled and grabbed a pen.
* "SPONGEBOB!" yelled an angry adult Squidward wearing a plaid uniform.
* SpongeBob: "AGH!"
* The scene cuts to SpongeBob bumping into Squidward in the hallway.
* Squidward said sternly: "How in the sand hills am I supposed to pass you, if you don't turn in any work?"
* SpongeBob: "I have a project that's almost done, I'll get it handed in soon."
* Squidward: "You better! Your grade's the lowest in my class, and there's only one month left of school! Finish it! There's no reason not to!"
* The scene cuts to the past, showing Sandy Cheeks as a little kid, sitting in the back of a boat her father was driving, with her mother sitting in the passenger seat. They were underwater, wearing air helmets, and they passed a sign.
* Then, Sandy's mother looked back and said: "Welcome to… Bikini Bottom!"
* Sandy was looking all around. The scene cuts forward to the present day, as a sixteen year old Sandy sat there in a hospital room, in front of a bed. The room was dimly lit. Sandy's grandmother was laying in the bed, with tubes hooked up to her wrists, and there was a big computer next to her that showed her heart beat. She sat up and looked at Sandy.
* Her grandma: "Seven years ago, we moved here so I could get better hospital boate, and the cancer keeps coming back." Her voice was very drained and sounded nasally. "I'm gonna die here… I wish I could've seen you get your highschool diploma like I always dreamt you would…"
* Sandy lowered her eyes.
* Her grandma raised her finger and said: "And I don't want to hear anymore about you wanting to be some wild haired astronaut!"
* Sandy: "I can't keep chasing your dreams…"
* Her grandmother leaned forward more, saying: "You're to become a lawyer… They make good money!"
* She layed back down, closed her eyes. The computer went dead. Sandy sulked over the bed… The scene cuts to Plankton's fast food restaurant, Sheldon's Grillin' Bucket. There were two elderly customers sitting in the dining area, slowly eating their burgers, and a young man had just sat down at a table, holding a plate with a burger on it. Plankton stood in the kitchen, nervously looking at the customer through an indoor window. The customer picked up the burger and took a bite of it.
* The customer: "Eww it's all gooey inside!"
* He pulled apart the buns and the meat was soupy and slimey. He started throwing up in his mouth, then ran right out of the restaurant.
* Plankton said, while walking: "I don't get it, Karen. Why do all my burgers turn out like slop?"
* Plankton walked up to a TV on the ground.
* A commercial was playing, showing a stadium shining lights on thousands of people, as an announcer said: "Get ready to watch the annual Great Food Championship this month on November 27th, where professional chefs battle it out to see which one's the best, airing this year on The Gavin Lincoln Show, hosted by Braffley Nortick, and judged by famous chefs, Elbert Arlincton, Eugene Krabs-"
* Plankton: "Krabs?! Why must he be so successful and get the chance to judge the most watched cooking competition in the world, yet I'm stuck here in this blasted failing grease trap of a restaurant?"
* Karen: "Well maybe you could be more successful if you stop trying to do what Krabs is good at, and do your own thing, like singing, dancing-"
* Plankton: "I know what I can do to get revenge against that cheapskate crab! I'll crash the championship, I'll win by making burgers that are better than his, they’ll get really popular, then I'll take his place as a fast food icon! Karen, I need you to build me some tools to enhance my cooking artificially!"
* Karen rolled her eyes and said: "Oh boy."
* The scene cuts to SpongeBob hanging out with Gary, his snail, and Patrick, his best friend, standing in his parents’ front yard. Patrick was eating a big 6 inch sub.
* Patrick(while stuffing his face): "And he said to me, "What KINDA NEMATODE WOULD EAT ALL MAH COWS?" And I said, calmy, "I'm not a nematode. I'm an onion," Then I flew away."
* SpongeBob: "What?'
* Patrick: "Ah forget it. Hey, what's that new girl's name?"
* SpongeBob: "Sandy."
* Patrick: "You know, she's really nice. You two would be great friends."
* SpongeBob: "I'm not ready to make new friends."
* Patrick(finished eating the sub): "It's easy. You just gotta-"
* Patrick's stomach loudly growled.
* Patrick: "Now, I'm hungry."
* SpongeBob laughed.
* Patrick: "No, seriously. Do you wanna get a bite to eat at Burger Krill?"
* SpongeBob: "Yeah! Actually, no. I have to do homework. My dad's calling me in."
* Patrick: "Well, maybe another time. Whatever's good for you. I could eat at Burger Krill anytime. I love that place."
* The scene cut to SpongeBob in his bedroom. SpongeBob walked up to his work desk, opened and slid his homework folder across the top of it, letting all the assignments he has to do spread out.
* SpongeBob talking to himself: "Alright."
* He sat in his wheelie chair and put his elbows on the desk. He plopped his head on his palms, absorbing the image of all the incomplete schoolwork he has to do.
* SpongeBob: "Focus…"
* He grabbed an assignment, looked at it.
* SpongeBob: "...Corresponding angles?" He let out a sigh.
* The scene cut to SpongeBob wearing headphones listening to "West Ten" by AJ Tracey and Mabel, started at the point in the song when "Ask about me, I did it" is said for the first time, as he rolled backwards in his chair to a table behind him. He grabbed his cellphone, and got a text from Patrick saying "i got the fake IDs! Let's do it!"
* "West Ten" stopped playing, as the scene cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walked through the guarded front doors of a big, really crowded adult club with a bar, bright, colorful lights hanging below the ceiling, and a huge crowd of men and women dancing up and down, wearing unprofessional clothes.
* "Like That" by Angela Parchetta was playing loudly on speakers in the club, and a DJ playing records shouted: "DJ KAHFISH!"
* SpongeBob: "We're gonna get in so much trouble for this."
* Patrick: "No, we won't. Trust me."
* Patrick and SpongeBob walked forward, through the crowd of people dancing, as Patrick yelled to people around them: "A couple adults squeezing through! A couple adults here!"
* SpongeBob and Patrick sneaked up a set of stairs to a room right above the floor with all the dancing adults, on the left side. There was a machine shining a bright beam of light from the room to the ground floor, and a mini fan on its side. Patrick dumped some bubble soap from a container into the fan. Big bubbles glowing light blue started blowing out of the fan. SpongeBob and Patrick both pulled bubble wands out of the pockets on their shorts, and they began jumping around and running in circles, waving their wands around in the air, mixing the bubbles around, like they were using a paintbrush to paint pictures! They made the shape of a jellyfish… A sponge and a starfish… A dragon with wings breathing fire on a village!!! A Christmas tree… Then, a bunch of really big bubbles in the shape of snowflakes floated out of the room and above the crowd of adults dancing. They all clapped their hands, then a huge bubble in the shape of a cartoony exposion appeared above them, and the crowd cheered!
* Patrick jumped into the sky, saying: "WOO!!!"
* SpongeBob was waving around his wand, mixing bubbles around, as Patrick was soaking up the attention from the crowd. SpongeBob's cellphone started ringing so he stopped and picked it up.
* SpongeBob: "Hello? Oh, hi, Uncle Blue. Yeah, I'll be there in a bit."
* The music stopped playing as the scene cuts forward in time to SpongeBob walking into his uncle, Blue SquarePants' house, through the front door. Through the front doors, he saw his uncle standing in the living room.
* SpongeBob: "What's up, Uncle Blue?"
* Uncle Blue: "Ay, SpongeBob! You know how you've been looking for your chance to become a famous chef?"
* SpongeBob: "Yeah?"
* Uncle Blue: "I was looking in the newspaper earlier and this Friday, they're gonna be broadcasting this year's Great Food Championship on live television on The Gavin Lincoln Show. So many people will watch it, and the three hosts will be the ocean's most written about chefs, Terry Jinxipple Elbert Arlincton, and Eugene Krabs. All you have to do is win that contest, and you'll have thousands of restaurants wanting to hire you."
* SpongeBob: "Sounds awesome. But I can't. I need more practice."
* Uncle Blue: "I already set up kitchen stuff in the shed, and there's tons of ingredients."
* "Good Feeling" by Flo Rida started playing in the background of the scene.
* Uncle Blue: "You've got everything you need to practice, right here."
* "Good Feeling" continued playing as the scene cut to SpongeBob and Uncle Blue in the shed.
* Uncle Blue tossed some bread in a toaster. SpongeBob placed a pan of french fries on a stove and they started sizzling.
* Uncle Blue: “Nice start!”
* The toast popped out of the toaster. Uncle Blue placed a pan on the stove and SpongeBob tossed sea bacon on it, then put a pot of sea chicken fingers on the stove, setting the cooking timer for 50 minutes. SpongeBob put a pot of beans and a pot of wieners on another stove. SpongeBob put a pot of soup and a pot of salsa in an oven. Grease started boiling out of control over the sea bacon, spitting all over the place! SpongeBob ran to the sea bacon to turn down the heat temperature, but then the soup started overflowing! SpongeBob then ran to the soup, then the sea chicken started to burn, and the salsa started overflowing, then began steaming! SpongeBob ran and turned down the heat temperature on the salsa, then the soup caught on fire! The fire spread to the wall and moved all throughout the shed!  "Good Feeling" stopped playing as the scene cut to Uncle Blue and SpongeBob back in Uncle Blue's house, in the living room.
* SpongeBob: "I'm sorry about your shed."
* Uncle Blue: "That old thing? I was gonna tear it down anyways."
* SpongeBob: "What if I'm not good at cooking anything? What if… me and the kitchen… were never meant to be?"
* Uncle Blue: "Nonsense! Everyone's good at cooking something. You just gotta find that one thing you can cook like no one else. When you do, let me know."
* SpongeBob: "What are you doing now?"
* Uncle Blue: "I gotta pick up my prescription before the pharmacy closes. You should head off home, it's getting late."
* The underwater sun was setting.
* SpongeBob: "I'll see you around."
* The scene cut to Harold at his office job.
* Harold's co-worker walked up to him in his office square, saying: "Hey, Harold."
* Harold: "Hey Walter, what's up?"
* Walter: "Just thought I should let you know that I won't be in the next few days."
* Harold: "Why not?"
* Walter: "I'm taking my wife and kids on a three day vacation."
* Harold: "Didn't you just do that a few weeks ago?"
* Walter: "Yeah, I like to take them on frequent vacations to show them I love them."
* Harold forced himself to smile and said: "That's nice, have fun."
* Walter walked away.
* Harold picked up a framed picture on his desk of SpongeBob when he was six years old, wearing a soda drinking hat and smiling while at a circus sitting next to Harold and Marget.
* Harold talking to himself: "I haven't gone on a family vacation since that time we spent a week in New Kelp and went to the circus."
* (Start of flashback.)
* SpongeBob and Margaret were sitting in a crowd of families, watching circus stunts. A clown rode a motorcycle up a wooden slope and over the edge! The motorcycle started floating across the circus, as colorful lights shined in the background and glared on the wheels of the motorcycle!
* SpongeBob: "Woah."
* A giant present box fell on the motorcycle clown.
* SpongeBob: "HA HA HA!"
* Harold said: "Popcorn"' and sat down next to SpongeBob and Margaret, holding two full bags of popcorn.
* Margaret and SpongeBob shoved handfuls of popcorn in their mouths, watching as an elephant got brought into the circus and made a loud noise through its trunk.
* "You two are the best!" said Harold, putting his arms around Margaret and SpongeBob.
* (End of flashback.)
* Harold talking to himself: "He was so little back then," he sighed.
* (Late afternoon.)
* The scene cuts to Margaret taking a pot of meatloaf out of the oven in the kitchen and Harold coming in, through the front door, saying: "I'm home from work, babe. Oo, and just in time for dinner."
* Margaret chuckled, putting plates on the dining table.
* Margaret called out: "SpongeBob!"
* She waited in silence, as her voice echoed through the house, followed by no reply.
* Harold: "Hmm."
* The scene cut to SpongeBob sneaking in through his bedroom window, wearing an Elvis wig, dancing clothes, and star shaped sunglasses. He heard Margaret repeat his name.
* "Yeah?," called back SpongeBob.
* Margaret: "Dinner's ready!"
* "I'll be right there!" said SpongeBob, as a rock guitar note then played in the background
* The scene cut to SpongeBob walking into the dining room wearing his normal clothes. SpongeBob sat down in front of Harold and Margaret, at the dinner table. They all started eating.
* Harold: "So… How do you typically have fun, nowadays?"
* SpongeBob: "Uh, you know… Hanging out."
* Harold: "And what activities does "hanging out" specifically entail?"
* SpongeBob chuckled and said: "Dad…"
* Harold smirked and asked: "What?"
* SpongeBob shook his head, saying: "Nothing."
* Harold: "Alright…"
* Margaret: "What friends do you have?"
* SpongeBob: "I'm still friends with Patrick."
* The scene cut to an uncomfortable closeup shot of Harold.
* Harold: "What about Vern?"
* Then to an uncomfortable closeup shot of SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: "No."
* Then back to Harold.
* Harold: "Why not?"
* Back to SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: "I don't want to talk about it!"
* The scene zoomed out, becoming less uncomfortable.
* Harold: "Ok…"
* SpongeBob continued eating.
* Margaret: "Your father and I booked flight tickets for this Friday for a weekend at Jelly World."
* SpongeBob: "You did?!"
* Harold: "Yeah. The plane leaves in the afternoon so right after school, we're gonna need to head off to the airport."
* SpongeBob: "This Friday?!"
* Harold: "Yeah. Why?"
* SpongeBob couldn't bring himself to say anything else…
* Harold: "Hey. Your mother told me she got an email from the principal."
* SpongeBob: "She did?!"
* Margaret: "Yeah, you're failing all your classes."
* Harold: "All of them? I thought it was just one!"
* SpongeBob: "I had no idea!"
* Harold: "BULL CRAP!"
* Margaret: "How couldn't you know?!"
* SpongeBob: "I DIDN'T!"
* Margaret: "THEN WHY AREN'T YOU PASSING?!"
* SpongeBob: "I'M GOING IN MY ROOM!"
* SpongeBob walked out of the kitchen, holding his plate.
* Harold: "Don't be like that!"
* Margaret: "Eat here with us."
* SpongeBob slammed his door shut.
* Harold: "SpongeBob…"
* Margaret put her hand on Harold's shoulder. Harold stood up and walked upstairs, where SpongeBob's bedroom is, and Margaret stayed behind him, in the kitchen. She sat at the table, starting to pray.
* Margaret: "Dear Father, give us strength during this difficult time…"
* The scene cuts to Harold uncomfortably standing in front of SpongeBob's bedroom door. He knocked on it. There was silence.
* Harold; "SpongeBob… I'm sorry I raised my voice at you…"
* The scene cuts to showing the inside of SpongeBob's bedroom. The window was open, and SpongeBob was gone.
* Harold: "SpongeBob…"
* No response. Harold sighed and walked away.
* (Later that night.)
* The scene cut to a dream sequence where SpongeBob stood wearing chef clothes, at the center of a small unfriendly dark stage. All around him were people in a crowd staring him down.
* One person yelled: "You suck!"
* A different person said: "Get him off, get him outta here."
* Another yelled: "WORST CHEF EVER!"
* SpongeBob's eyes started to water up and he said: "I can make something else for you people!"
* One person held up a tomato and told everyone else in the crowd: "Let's make this better and throw tomatoes at him!"
* "Yeah!!!," cheered others in the crowd.
* Everyone started throwing tomatoes at SpongeBob, as he turned, trying to avoid being hit in the face by tomatoes, but as he was being thrown tomatoes at from all sides it didn't work but he was still trying.
* People in the crowd were yelling things like:
* "Loser!"
* "Sucker!"
* "Taste this!"
* The scene cut to SpongeBob turning back and forth in bed, still asleep, and clearly having a nightmare.
* The scene cut to the next day while SpongeBob was at school, during lunch break. SpongeBob was finishing eating his lunch, while sitting alone at a table in the cafeteria. A tall boy in a gray hoodie walked up to him and sat next to him at the table.
* Boy: "Sup duuude?"
* He relaxed and put his feet on the table. SpongeBob didn't say anything. He looked at SpongeBob.
* Boy: "Bro, I know I don't know you, but why are you always so awkward?"
* SpongeBob sighed.
* SpongeBob: "I just am. There's no reason.''
* Boy: "You're weird! There has to be a reason!"
* SpongeBob: "Well… It's a long story."
* Boy: "Tell me!"
* SpongeBob: "Alright… When Patrick and I were in Elementary School, we used to get bullied a lot."
* The scene cuts to a flashback of a big muscular pink colored Elementary School boy cornering SpongeBob and Patrick against a school locker in a hallway. He shoved Patrick into the locker, then laughed as he picked SpongeBob up and started shaking him as filled out homework assignments started falling out of the backpack SpongeBob was wearing.
* 16 year old SpongeBob narrating: "Until one day, someone our age decided to stick up for us, and the three of us became best friends."
* The bully placed SpongeBob inside the locker he shoved Patrick in and was about to shut it.
* "Leave them alone!" yelled Vern, running down the hallway, holding a skateboard.
* Vern jumped on his skateboard, then put cool looking shades on his head, and rode the skateboard through the hallway as girls walking by stopped for a second to awe him. Vern jumped onto the bully, and hit him in the head with his skateboard three times, then jumped off the bully and epicly landed on his feet in front of the locker SpongeBob and Patrick were in.
* Holding his arms behind himself, Vern said: "These two weenies are under my protection!"
* "So be it," spoke the bully, who then jogged away.
* Vern let SpongeBob and Patrick out of the locker and asked them: "Are you okay?"
* SpongeBob: "We're fine."
* Patrick: "Who are you?"
* Vern: "My name's Vern. I'm new here."
* SpongeBob: "Well, my name's SpongeBob, and this is my pal, Patrick."
* Vern: "Nice to meet you."
* SpongeBob: "This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
* 16 year old SpongeBob narrating: "While at first it was, seven months later, things would change on the day of a Jellyfish Fields festival, when Vern wanted to catch the most jellyfish to show off to a couple of girls..."
* The scene cuts to Jellyfish Fields. Vern wearing a reef blower on his back, connected to wires that connected it to a big ball shaped glass machine Patrick was trapped in. There was light blue colored electricity going through it, zapping him! The round machine was sending energy from Patrick through the wires and into the reef blower Vern was wearing, allowing it to run at high maximum power.
* Inside the machine, Patrick was being spun all around, as he was yelling: "AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!"
* Meanwhile, Vern was sucking hundreds of jellyfish into the reef blower, while laughing maniacally: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
* Then, SpongeBob appeared and leaned onto the ground on his knees with his arm behind him, in a heroic pose.
* SpongeBob: "Vern, stop this now!"
* Vern: "Never!"
* SpongeBob: "I mean it! Let him go!"
* Vern: "No!"
* SpongeBob ran up to Vern and tried to punch him! Vern leaped back! Vern shot a jellyfish at SpongeBob! SpongeBob jumped out of the way! SpongeBob ran towards Vern again, and kicked him in his stomach, sending Vern flying back and falling out of the reef blower he was wearing, resulting in the glass around Patrick exploding! Patrick then ran free.
* The scene then cut back to 16 year old SpongeBob in the cafeteria.
* SpongeBob: "Shortly after the incident, he moved away and started going to a different school. That was the last I saw of him, and since then, I haven't trusted any new friends."
* Boy: "You can't keep living your life like this, man. You gotta open up and make new friends."
* SpongeBob: "That's what Patrick always says."
* Boy: "He ain't a genius, but you should listen to him. I'm outta here."
* He got up and swiftly walked away from SpongeBob. The scene cuts to Mr. Krabs standing in front of his new restaurant, the Krusty Krab, putting three suitcases into his boat.
* Mr. Krabs: "Another splendid day."
* Suddenly, Plankton showed up and jumped on top of Mr. Krabs' boat.
* Mr. Krab: "Plankton?! What are ye doing here?"
* Plankton: "I've come to warn you, Krabs. Soon you and your daughter are gonna regret you ever disrespecting me!"
* Mr. Krabs got into his boat and buckled the seat belt, saying: "My daughter has nothing to do with ye, and you're just a little insect. There's nothing for you to warn me of."
* Plankton: "YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!"
* Mr. Krabs turned on his windshield wipers, sending Plankton flying away, across the sky. The scene cuts to SpongeBob at school, in Squidward's classroom.
* Squidward: "And cellular respiration is a process where plant and animal cells break down food particles for chemical energy that'll lead to a desired function. Now, can anyone tell me what the 2 types of cellular respiration is?"
* Squidward paced around the front of the class, holding a rule. SpongeBob was starting to fall asleep, with his head on his arms.
* Squidward: "SpongeBob, since you've been so quiet today."
* SpongeBob nervously said: "Atoms… And antibodies?"
* Squidward: "That's the stupidest answer I've ever received! Mr. SquarePants, how do you walk?"
* SpongeBob awkwardly answered: "One foot after another."
* Squidward: "This is no joke, Mr. SquarePants. Cellular respiration is very important."
* A student raised his head and said: "Aerobic and anaerobic."
* Squidward: "Thank you! Someone with a brain."
* The scene cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking in a school hallway.
* SpongeBob: "It's just too much at once. I can't make new friends, balance schoolwork, and follow my passions. I burn everything I try to cook. There's no way I could win the Great Food Championship with everything burnt."
* Patrick: "Yes you can! You can do anything if you believe in yourself!"
* SpongeBob: "I don't think I believe in anything good about myself."
* Sandy walked surrounded by some friends in the hallway.
* Sandy: "Howdy, Patrick."
* Patrick: "Hey, Sandy!"
* Patrick elbowed SpongeBob's arm.
* SpongeBob: "uh-"
* Sandy looked at SpongeBob.
* Sandy: "You're a friend of Patrick?"
* SpongeBob: "Yes, it's, my name's Patrick."
* Sandy: "What?"
* SpongeBob: "I mean Sandy. Wait no! Stupid SpongeBob, stupid."
* Sandy: "SpongeBob?'
* SpongeBob was about to say yes.
* One of Sandy's friends walked up from behind her and grabbed her hand saying: "Come, Sandy! You gotta see what's in Mr. Taylorhead's room!"
* Her and Sandy walked away.
* Patrick: "Baby steps, man. Just keep telling yourself, you've got this. You've got this."
* SpongeBob: "I've got this, I've got this."
* Patrick: "That's the spirit!"
* The scene cuts to Margaret taking Gary on a leash for a walk through downtown Bikini Bottom.
* The sky in this scene is an eery brown-ish gray color and it was lightly raining. Margaret was wearing a red raincoat. As she walked and Gary slithered on the sidewalk, there were sounds of a whoing owl and a distant barking worm. She walked past Slappy's house, and Slappy was in his front yard, pouring a watering can over his mailbox.
* Margaret: "Howdy, neighbor."
* Slappy looked at her and said: "Just watering the box!," with a grin.
* Marget continued walking with Gary up to a dead end surrounded by woods. Margaret's shadow stretched back and followed her.
* "Come on, boy. Let's go," said Marget trying to turn back with Gary.
* Suddenly Gary caught sight of three big sleeping worms ahead, in the woods, and hissed at them! The worms woke up and started barking at him! Gary hissed even louder! He sprung out of his leash and ran after the worms!
* Margaret: "Gary, no!!!"
* The worms ran deeper into the woods barking. as Gary chased them! Margaret ran after Gary through all the trees, and the barking finally stopped! Margaret ran down a hill and saw Gary lying on the ground with a broken shell!
* Marget gasped and put her hands on her head!
* The scene cut to SpongeBob and his parents sitting on chairs in a pet hospital room, where the Pet Doctor stood next to Gary laying on a patient bed.
* Margaret: "How bad is it?"
* Pet Doctor: "The snail has a little crack on his spine. It's not severe, but must be tended to so it doesn't get worse. The shell will have to be removed so we can get some stitches in and he'll have to go without a shell for at least two weeks."
* Harold: "How much will it cost us?"
* Pet Doctor: "For the removal and stitches… Five thousand."
* Harold got up and walked out of the hospital room. Margaret looked nervously at SpongeBob sitting on the chair looking at Gary.
* Margaret: "I-"
* SpongeBob looked up for a second. Margaret got up and followed in Harold's direction. Harold was standing in the hallway with his hand on his chin, as he was in deep thought.
* Margaret: "Harold…"
* Harold: "Five thousand dollars! That'll cost my upcoming paycheck from work and the money we saved for our weekend at Jelly World! There's no way I can afford both!"
* Margaret: "It's ok."
* Harold: "No, I need this vacation! I just…" he raised his hand over his face.
* Margaret: "This is about more than the trip… Isn't it?"
* Harold: "Margaret-"
* Margaret: "You want to spend more time with our son."
* Harold: "I feel like I neglect him with my job."
* Margaret: "All parents feel that way."
* Harold: "Not all of them. I look into that hospital room and I see myself growing up. I never got to know my Dad, until he…"
* Margaret: "We can still go to Jelly World this weekend. I have a big paycheck coming tomorrow-"
* Harold: "Margaret, I-"
* Margaret: "We can split the money for the house and electric bill, and the trip to Jelly World."
* Harold looked at SpongeBob from the distance, then to Margaret.
* Harold: "I love you, babe."
* The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick eating burgers at Burger Krill, the next morning.
* SpongeBob: "Wow! You were right, Pat! These burgers rock!"
* Patrick: "Yeah and burgers are the best food on Earth! Anyone could make them."
* SpongeBob: "Wait Patrick, that's it!'
* Patrick: "You're joining a rock band?"
* The scene cuts to SpongeBob speedily riding his bike from Burger Krill through the streets. Him and his bike almost crashed into a mailbox, but SpongeBob quickly steered the bike to the right, it bumped into a pebble, then leaped into the air above a crosswalk, right in front of Mrs. Puff who smashed the breaks on her boat to avoid running him over, before SpongeBob landed on the other end of the sidewalk, continuing to ride his bike!
* Mrs. Puff: "Hey!!! Drive better!!!"
* SpongeBob stopped his bike at Uncle Blue's house and walked through the front door, as the song "Bang Bang" by Xenia Pax started playing. Uncle Blue was sitting in the living room.
* SpongeBob: "I'm ready to become something great."
* Uncle Blue smiled and said: "Let's do this."
* The scene cut to Uncle Blue and SpongeBob walking through Uncle Blue’s empty backyard.
* Uncle Blue: “I got a new shed. It does this.”
* He held up a red button and pressed it, then a brand new elevator rose from below the ground and automatically opened its door.
* SpongeBob: “Cool!”
* Uncle Blue started walking into the elevator. He looked back at SpongeBob and smiled.
* Uncle Blue: “Come on.”
* SpongeBob followed him into the elevator. The elevator shut its door and sent SpongeBob and Uncle Blue into a big, shiny, underground kitchen.
* Uncle Blue grabbed a pan of raw patties from a freezer and put it on a counter next to a clean grill.
* Uncle Blue: “Straight from the freezer. Perfect temperature to start cooking patties.”
* He handed SpongeBob a spatula, and lifted a paper sheet the patties were on, sending them flying onto the grill. He pointed at a button on the grill.
* Uncle Blue: “Press this to start.”
* SpongeBob pressed the button, then the pattes started sizzling in front of him! SpongeBob brought in a bag of buns from the other room.
* Uncle Blue: “You might wanna toast ‘em first.”
* Uncle Blue stepped aside, revealing he was standing in front of a row of toasters plugged into the wall! SpongeBob walked over to them, holding the bag of buns… The scene cut forward in time to SpongeBob hovering the spatula over the patties on the grill.
* Uncle Blue: “Only flip ‘em once, and wait to flip ‘em… Now!”
* SpongeBob flipped all of the patties once.
* Uncle Blue walked into the kitchen, holding a plate, saying: “And don’t forget to add the cheese, right before they’re done.”
* SpongeBob grabbed slices of cheese from the plate. “Bang Bang” stopped playing and the scene cut forward in time to SpongeBob and Uncle Blue standing outside in the backyard, eating a couple of burgers.
* Uncle Blue: “These are really good!”
* SpongeBob’s eyes started watering up.
* SpongeBob: “I’ve never felt so… Happy.”
* Uncle Blue: “As you should be, SpongeBob… I’m proud of you.”
* SpongeBob wiped his eyes dry with his arm. Suddenly, an asteroid crashed down to the backyard, in a distance in front of them!
* SpongeBob: “Is that an airplane?!”
* Uncle Blue: “I dunno,” he started running towards the asteroid, saying: “Let’s see if someone needs help!”
* Him and SpongeBob ran up to the asteroid and stood in front of it, as the asteroid bled out a green glowing oozy substance, continually.
* Uncle Blue: “This has to be extra terrestrial.”
* SpongeBob sniffed through his nose.
* SpongeBob: “It smells really good!”
* SpongeBob bent over and dipped his finger in the green ooze, then raised it up to his mouth.
* Uncle Blue: “Wait! I wouldn’t-”
* SpongeBob licked it.
* SpongeBob: “Tastes delicious!”
* Uncle Blue: “What?!”
* SpongeBob: “Seriously! Try some!”
* Uncle Blue dipped his finger in the ooze and tasted it.
* Uncle Blue: “WOW! It actually does!”
* SpongeBob: “I don’t know what it is… But when I compete in the Great Food Championship, maybe I should season the patties with this stuff.”
* Uncle Blue: “That’s a great idea! I’ll put it in some jars for you.”
* SpongeBob: "Uncle Blue…"
* Uncle Blue: "What's up?"
* SpongeBob: "My parents want me to go to Jelly World with them this weekend…"
* Uncle Blue: "Oh…"
* SpongeBob: "I don't know what to do…"
* Uncle Blue: "Do they know?"
* SpongeBob: "No, cuz what if I don't win?"
* Uncle Blue: "Alright… Tell them you can't go this weekend. Say you're doing something with me Friday after school, and you'll have to go another time."
* SpongeBob: "Okay… Thanks, Uncle Blue."
* The scene cuts to Sheldon's Grillin Shack, in the kitchen. The scene was showing a rotating shot of Plankton, as the song "Primal Revenge" by Dos Brains started playing. Plankton was holding a backpack being held in the air by a robot arm. As the scene was rotating around him, a bunch of robot arms were putting pieces of a big black colored robotic metal body suit on Plankton. When it was fully on him, Plankton walked away from the robot arms, operating the robotic body suit, which made him as tall as Karen, who just entered the kitchen.
* Karen: "So?"
* Plankton closed the robot body's fists, then smiled.
* Plankton: "It's perfect!"
* The scene cuts to Squidward's classroom during one of his classes SpongeBob isn't in, as upbeat music with no vocals briefly plays. The scene panned around the room as he was talking and students were answering questions.
* One boy: "Gravity."
* Another boy: "Newton's Law."
* Another boy: "Cubed."
* Sandy: "Squared."
* Patrick: "Rectangled."
* Squidward: "Ugh…"
* The music stopped playing. The scene cuts to SpongeBob at school, in his academic support class. SpongeBob's academic support teacher, Ms. Murphous walked up to him, sitting at his desk and asked him: "How are you doing in school, SpongeBob?"
* SpongeBob: "I'm doing great, Ms. Murphous."
* Ms. Murphous: "That's what someone not doing great would say..."
* She raised her eyebrow.
* SpongeBob: "Alright…"
* Ms. Murphous: "What classes do we need to work on?"
* SpongeBob: "...All of them."
* "Sooner Or Later" by Mat Kearney started playing as SpongeBob's academic support teacher said: "Let's get you caught up!"
* The scene rotated around the room, as Ms. Murphous sat next to SpongeBob at a big table, with tons of school assignments spread out on it, and SpongeBob was writing on them, as his teacher explained the material to him.
* Ms. Murphous: "The square root of i is always equal to negative one... A negative minus a negative is a positive… That's not an adjective, that's a verb… Then, the homologous chromosomes team up… All you do is switch the signs and multiply…"
* "Sooner Or Later" stopped playing and the scene stopped rotating and cut forward in time.
* Ms. Murphous: "Do you have any more questions?"
* SpongeBob: "No and I get what I have to do for everything else."
* The school bell rang.
* Ms. Murphous: "Good. Well, you're gonna have to finish that work at home."
* The scene cut to SpongeBob and Sandy walking out of the school building heading towards the buses.
* Sandy was saying: "It's really not that different above water, where I come from. It feels weird looking up and seeing something different than before, but… I dunno… I kinda like change."
* SpongeBob: "I, uh, yeah, very much like change."
* Sandy: "I heard you're gonna be on The Gavin Lincoln Show tomorrow afternoon to participate in an annual competition against famous chefs."
* SpongeBob: turned red. "Oh?! You did?!"
* Sandy: "Yeah! I think it's cool you're following your dreams!"
* SpongeBob: "Really?.. What's your dream?"
* Sandy: "It's stupid.."
* SpongeBob: "No, tell me!"
* Sandy: "I want to be the first squirrel astronaut."
* SpongeBob: "That's incredible!"
* Sandy: "My Nani didn't think so…"
* SpongeBob: "Well, I think it's great!"
* They got to Sandy's school bus in the line of all the buses.
* Sandy: smiled… "I have this… funny image in my head… of me and a friend doing karate and taking selfies on the moon… I don't have anyone to go with me though."
* SpongeBob: "I'll go with you."
* Sandy stepped on the stairs of the school bus. She looked back at SpongeBob.
* Sandy: "Thanks, SpongeBob."
* She walked into the bus.
* SpongeBob felt a hand on his right shoulder. He looked back and it was Patrick, who then stuck his pinky in the air.
* Patrick: "Good job."
* The scene cuts to the late afternoon, downtown Bikini Bottom at the docks by the body of water under water surrounding Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob walked up to the edge of the docks, looking into the distance, as the body of water was reflecting the dark and gloomy sky above. He was wearing a red colored hood. There was nothing but the sound of waves and birds chirping. SpongeBob's face was flat and dry. He was in deep thought. Someone else, hidden under a black hood, walled up to the edge of the docks, five feet to the left of SpongeBob. He had his hands in his pockets, and he was also thinking about stuff.
* The hooded guy turned to SpongeBob and said: "You got a cig-"
* SpongeBob turned to him, and said: "Vern?!"
* Vern suddenly realized: "It's you."
* SpongeBob started to walk away.
* Vern stuck his hand out, saying: "Hey! Wait!"
* SpongeBob stopped and looked at him.
* Vern: "Ya know, I never forgot about you two. I still think about… I was… A bad person. A terrible friend. But, don't let my actions hold you back from making new ones, reaching new opportunities…"
* SpongeBob: "You really screwed me over."
* Vern looked at feet.
* Vern: "I know..."
* SpongeBob: "...I forgive you."
* Tears ran down Vern's face.
* Vern quickly said: "Thanks!," as he ran away holding the top of his hood.
* SpongeBob tried following him saying: "Hey, wait!"
* Vern ran into an alleyway and got sucked up by the solid darkness. SpongeBob stopped running and caught his breath. He turned around and walked away.
* The words 'The Next Morning' appeared as the morning sun shone into SpongeBob's bedroom and SpongeBob got up after turning his alarm off. SpongeBob looked into his mirror on the wall and his heart was beating quickly and loudly. He breathed in. And out…
* SpongeBob smiled and confidently said to himself: "Today's the day!"
* "She's Kerosene" by The Interrupters started playing as SpongeBob was getting ready, grabbing his things, throwing clothes on. "She's Kerosene" stopped playing as SpongeBob walked out of the bathroom and into the living room, wearing a white cooking shirt  and a red tie. In the living room, he saw his father sitting on the couch.
* SpongeBob: "He-hey!"
* Harold: "SpongeBob?! You're never up this early."
* SpongeBob: "Neither are you. Couldn't sleep?"
* Harold: "That doesn't matter. What's the occasion?"
* SpongeBob: "Nothing. I just wanted to look nice today. New day, fresh sunrise."
* Harold: "Well, did you even sleep?"
* SpongeBob: "Yeah, I had a good… Three hours."
* Harold: "Three hours? What else were you doing?"
* SpongeBob walked up to the front door, ready to walk to school.
* Harold: "Hey! Today, I can drive you to school."
* SpongeBob: "Really? I can walk."
* Harold: "No, no. I insist."
* The scene cuts to Bikini Bottom High School. Harold's boat pulled up in front of the building.
* SpongeBob: "Bye Da-"
* Harold: "Wait, son."
* Harold and SpongeBob sat silently for a second, and SpongeBob uncomfortably looked at his father.
* Harold: "...About you and I-"
* SpongeBob: "We don't have to talk about this right now."
* Harold SquarePants: "But it's important to me! I don't like looking across the dinner table at night and not knowing who's in front of me."
* SpongeBob: "I really gotta go."
* Harold SquarePants: "You can go in a minute, but right now we gotta talk."
* SpongeBob: "Your tie looks really nice today."
* Harold: "Please don"t change the subject, SpongeBob... Look, you've been acting very differently lately, and I know I'm not a know-it-all father, but I want you to know, whoever you are, it's ok. Me and your mother are there for you. We're only hard on you about schoolwork because we want you to succeed… We love you."
* SpongeBob: "I love you too, Dad."
* Harold: "I'm serious."
* SpongeBob: "...Me too, Dad."
* SpongeBob opened the boat door and stepped onto the pavement outside.
* Harold: "Have a good day."
* SpongeBob: "You too."
* SpongeBob shut the door and walked away. SpongeBob walked through the front door of his school and as he was walking through the hallway, all the colors in the scene turned into an uncomfortable mix of blue, dark and bright colors. The hallway was crowded as always. A schoolmate stuck his foot out and tripped SpongeBob, but he got right back up and continued walking, without saying a word.
* At SpongeBob's home room, Patrick stood outside the door, which was shut, and SpongeBob walked up to him.
* Patrick: "Ready for today, Bob?"
* SpongeBob stopped for a sec. He felt his hand over his right side pocket, where his spatula is in. He took a breath. One word came out.
* SpongeBob: "Yes."
* Patrick opened the door for SpongeBob saying, "That's the spirit! You've got this, buddy!"
* As SpongeBob walked through the doorway, he then saw himself walking onto a big dark gray colored cooking show stage. The stage was surrounded by lights and a large audience of people cheering for each contestant as they walked onto the stage. SpongeBob was the last one to walk on the stage. People cheered for him, but not as loudly as they did for the other contestant.
* "What's your name, son?" Terry Jinxipple asked SpongeBob.
* SpongeBob: "SpongeBob SquarePants."
* Terry Jinxipple: "Tell me, Mr. SquarePants. You're the only one here who isn't a well known chef. Do you think you have what it takes to make a name for yourself?"
* SpongeBob paused for a second...
* SpongeBob: "Yes."
* Braffley Nortick: "It's main event time!"
* Suddenly, a big metal bar came crashing through the ceiling as the song "Primal Revenge" by Dos Brains started playing. The metal bar tore apart, as it crash landed on the floor in front of all the judges, and through all of the dust pushed up from the crash, stood Plankton in his robot bodysuit.
* Plankton: "HAHAHA!"
* Mr. Krabs: "Plankton?!"
* Plankton: "I told you I'd come, Krabs! With this new robot suit, I'll make the best burgers ALL OF YOU HAVE EVER EATEN!," he said as he pointed towards the judges and the live audience, as everyone in the audience cheered enthusiastically.
* Mr. Krabs: "You've never succeeded up until now. That’s not gonna change."
* Plankton: "All I needed was a PUSH!," he said as he purposely pushed over a table of chips and dip in front of him, spilling the chips and loudly breaking the table.
* Ooooo," said the people in the audience with their eyebrows on their foreheads and their eyes wide.
* Plankton walked up to Mr. Krabs, and leaned in front of his face, menacingly saying: "And after I win this competition, I'll be taking your place, your business, everything."
* "Not if I can help with that!," said SpongeBob to Plankton, as "Primal Revenge" stopped playing and Plankton looked over at SpongeBob and walked a few steps closer to him.
* Plankton patronized him: "Oh sure."
* SpongeBob: "Really. I've been training my whole life for this moment. I won't let anyone take it away from me, and I'll be the one here making the best burgers."
* Plankton: "Big talk for a kindergartener. I'm gonna DESTROY YOU!"
* "Alright, that's enough," said Braffley Nortick. "Everyone, start your
* [This upbeat piano music] started playing as all of the contestants lined up at their stations and started cooking, except for SpongeBob! SpongeBob stood behind a grill at his station and looked around at everyone else as they were masterfully making their crafts. One chef was making shapes with raw dough, another chef was spinning raw pizza dough around, while topping it with cheese and other ingredients. SpongeBob looked back at his grill and took a deep breath in, then out. He fired up the grill and put five patties on top of it. He started having echo-y dreamlike flashbacks to being at Uncle Blue's house.
* (Flashback) Uncle Blue: "You might wanna toast 'em first."
* SpongeBob put buns in a toaster.
* (Flashback) SpongeBob: "Maybe I should season the patties with this stuff.”
* (Flashback) Uncle Blue: “That’s a great idea! I’ll put it in some jars for you.”
* SpongeBob opened up a couple of jars full of the extraterrestrial green ooze and shook it across the patties on the stove, which lost its green color as it sunk into the patties.
* (Flashback) Uncle Blue: "Only flip 'em once, and wait to flip 'em… Now!"
* SpongeBob took his spatula and flipped the patties on the grill.
* (Flashback) Uncle Blue: "And don't forget to add the cheese, right before they’re done."
* The buns popped out of SpongeBob's toaster. As the patties were almost finished cooking, SpongeBob topped them with cheese, let it melt on the patties, then tossed the patties, with his spatula, onto the toasted buns, which he laid across a plate.
* SpongeBob smiled and said to himself: "Perfection."
* He looked over at Plankton. While SpongeBob had been making 5 burgers, Plankton had been cooking tens of burgers inside ovens around him, and he changed the shape of the arms attached to his robot body to be merchandise guns and he was shooting tons of burgers out of them and into the live audience, and as he shot his burgers into the crowd of hungry viewers, everyone in the crowd cheered! SpongeBob looked back at his own cooking station.
* SpongeBob: "I gotta speed up my production!"
* SpongeBob put a bunch of patties into 3 ovens, more buns in the toaster, and started preparing each burger that finishes cooking and tossing them into the live audience, and they cheered for him! Proud of himself, SpongeBob looked at Plankton, who smuggly looked back at SpongeBob, and just gave burgers to the judges!
* Elbert Arlincton: "Oooo!"
* Mr. Krabs teared up: "I-It's… Delicious."
* "NO!" Yelled SpongeBob, who then started to panic and threw two handfuls of patties into one of the ovens, then quickly shut the stove door! He waited impatiently for the patties to be done cooking! He then tried to open the oven door, but it wouldn't open because it's stuck! He kept trying to open it, with no success!
* SpongeBob: "Come on! Come on! Open! NOOOO!!!"
* Suddenly, the stove EXPLODED! The upbeat piano music stopped playing. Dust flew around, filling up the stage, from the explosion. The dust faded away, as SpongeBob was then seen, proudly standing in front of all the judges, holding a perfect burger on a plate.
* SpongeBob: "Order up!"
* The scene cut forward in time to all of the contestants standing still on the stage, nervously awaiting to hear the results...
* Braffley Nortick: "And the winner of this year's Great Food Championship is none other than…"
* Drums started rolling as Braffley Nortick was given a small piece of paper by his assistant.
* Braffley Nortick: "Steven Spielberg!"
* There were some light claps throughout the room as SpongeBob looked downward in shame. Braffley Nortick flipped the paper sideways.
* Braffley Nortick: "Oops. My mistake. The real winner is… SpongeBob SquarePants!"
* The room filled with applause. SpongeBob looked around smiling, and Sandy, Patrick, and his parents were there clapping and cheering him on.
* SpongeBob: "Mom?! Dad?!"
* Patrick: "They had to find out eventually. Woo-hoo! Go, Brady!"
* SpongeBob walked up and grabbed a gold colored trophy from Braffley Nortick.
* Braffley Nortick whispered to SpongeBob: "This isn't real gold. Looks just like it. Could possibly get you a lollipop."
* Plankton talking to himself: "How could someone make better burgers than me? He must've flavored it with chum! That's it! LISTEN HERE EVERYONE, I'LL BE BACK! AND NEXT TIME, WITH A WHOLE LOT OF CHUM!"
* Eugene Krabs walked up to SpongeBob and put his arm around his shoulder.
* Eugene Krabs: "That was mighty fine patty flippin, boy. How's about an internship, unpaid of course, at me own brand new restaurant, you, a spatula, and that godly arm of yours?"
* SpongeBob: "Sounds great, sir!"
* Eugene Krab: "Please… Call me Mr. Sir."
* SpongeBob narrating: "...So I kept pushing and followed my ambitions all the way to my dream job. I overcame my fear of making new friends."
* The scene cut to gym class where SpongeBob and his classmates were playing volleyball.
* Larry the Lobster hit the ball to SpongeBob, saying: "Hit it, SpongeBob!"
* SpongeBob tried to hit it, but his hand missed it and it hit him in his face, knocking him on his back. Sandy and Patrick helped him up.
* Patrick: "That's okay, SpongeBob."
* Sandy: "Practice makes perfect."
* SpongeBob narrating: "And I'm no longer failing my classes."
* SpongeBob walked up to Squidward's desk and plopped a huge stack of paper down in front of him.
* Squidward: "What's this?"
* SpongeBob: "All the assignments I was missing in your class, and extra credit!"
* Squidward picked up the first paper on the stack and looked at it, holding a red pen in his other hand.
* Squidward: "Hmm… One-hundred. Good job, Mr. SquarePants."
* SpongeBob narrating: "I conquered my inner demons, and I can do anything when I believe in myself. But no matter how famous I get, I'll never forget the day I won the Great Food Championship and my friends and family cheered for me, even if Patrick thought I won an Emmy... It was the best day ever."
* (The credits started rolling with "The Best Day Ever" playing over them.)
* 'The End.'
* (Post credits scene.)
* Karen was standing in Sheldon's Grillin Shack kitchen and Plankton was pulling a big bucket of chum on wheels across the floor.
* Karen: "Ew, is that vomit?"
* Plankton: "No, it's our new menu item."
* Karen's monitor exploded.
* The words 'A Cartoon Post film' appeared and faded away.