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Little Miss Hardy and Mr. Charming

*[This page has been archived. LiWK has been reworked, but I feel like this page deserves to stay.]*

## Little Miss Hardy

### Birth Place

Texas, USA

Little Miss Hardy and Mr. Charming are a duo of tribes. They are Mr. Men OCs created by Toxicanvil243, one of

## Mr. Charming

### Birth Place

Spain

the former writers for "Life In West Korea". They don't change much for this show, and for the most part keep their original personalities.

## Little Miss Hardy

Miss Hardy is a tough and short-fused tomboy who is prone to beating up anyone who pisses her off, though she has a heart of gold, and is caring towards anyone who is on her good side. She enjoys sports, mainly soccer. She is also somewhat of a beer drinker, though mainly only during social events.

Miss Hardy was born and raised in Texas. She used to partake in beauty pageants, which was the only girly thing she genuinly liked, however she quit due to personal reasons. Her father is a rich CEO of one of the top oil companies in the United States.

## Mr. Charming

Mr. Charming only half lives up to his name. He does have good looks and a tendency to romance women, though some of them reject him. He enjoys art, literature, and music, and is a pacifist, so he prefers to not partake in the violent nature of the games. Also, despite him being mostly into women, he has a bit of bisexuality in him.

Mr. Charming is from Spain and moved to the United States. He is bilingual, and speaks mainly English when interacting with other tribes, though he'll occasionally utter Spanish curse words when he's angry. His father is a bullfighter, and throughout his life has always been pressured by his father to inherit his bullfighting career, which was the prime reason for his immigration.

## Bio

Miss Hardy and Mr. Charming get along well, and are good friends. They originally lived in Dillydale for a bit, but moved to the Arena to partake in the games.
"Cranky"

## [REDACTED] Villatoro

> *"You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here."*
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 Biography

### *Past*

Cranky lost the use of his legs while fighting in the Iraq war. At the end of the 00’s, he was looking for jobs he could do with his disability. Working a crane seemed manageable because all he has to do is sit there. Soon after he started working, the crane fell over during a storm. Luckily he wasn’t in it at the time as he'd been picking up some of his stuff that had been delivered to Salty's house. He ended up having to stay there for a while. Cranky liked the idea of actually living up there by himself, so Sir Topham Hatt had the crane altered during its repair.

### *Future*

Cranky doesn't like to think about his future.

## Occupation

### *Past jobs*

Former Military service with a Honorable Discharge.

## Relationships

### *Familial*

Most of his family is in Guatemala. He regularly video chats with his grandmother. She only speaks Spanish, but since Cranky is bilingual and fluent in Spanish as well as English, this isn't a problem.

### *Negative*

For a while he had a rivalry with Edward Rosemore, though it could hardly be called a rivalry on Cranky's part. He thought the whole thing was hilarious.

He tolerates but isn't very fond of his ex, Big Mickey.

## Design

### *Physical*

 Quotes

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## Trivia

* Cranky is the only character whose real name is a secret to the audience as well as within the universe
Le Spatula

*[Archived.]*

Le Spatula is a French-accented robot spatula who works as the head chef in the cafeteria at the Arena. He is extremely rude, abrasive, and pompous towards the tribes, and will severely criticize anyone who orders fast food, as he prefers to only cook the "fanciest of Europeon cuisine". He looks down on Americans and their eating customs, calling American food "disgusting greasy slop" and Americans a bunch of "gluttonous, uncultured pigs".

Despite being an electronic device, he suffers from crippling depression and self-esteem issues, and has hired personal cheerleaders to continuously suck up to him and help keep him on his feet.

## Role in LIWK

Out of all the chefs, Le Spatula is the most prominant due to being the head chef, and causes the most trouble for the tribes when they are in the cafeteria.
General AU Information

## General

The designs are based on the UK dub rather than the US. The AU takes place in modern day with access to social media and modern technology, but otherwise the Island of Sodor isn’t much different than from the series. Any non-human speaking characters in the show have a direct human counterpart, with an exception with the trucks. Some are delinquent kids who hang around the yards and will sometimes will make fun of the drivers or sing insulting songs. The engines are drivers, the coaches are conductors, cranes are their operators, and so on.

## Sodor

The Island of Sodor is a semi-rural island island nestled between the Isle of Man and the English west coast. It’s become a tourist destination because of its unique infrastructure and blend of past and present. It's still-in-operation railways are the proud homes of famous steam engines, including the Famous Eight and engines on the Skarloey Line, that have been restored, painted in beautiful livery, and are in regular operation.

Sir Topham Hatt inherited the railway from his father, who had let it decline and deteriorate. He’s owned it for little more than 20 years, but in that time he’s brought it above and beyond its original beauty. One of its most unique features is that drivers are assigned to specific engines, which is unheard of on other railways. Because of this consistency, the drivers have become nearly as well known as their engines.
Ruben

Ruben is one of the simulators in West Korea. As a hunter of Kremlings, he is a trained professional in fucking people over. He is also easily angered and gets joy out of the pain of others. He's also kind of a glutton despite not packing any pounds and despite having barely any cooking skills.

## Bio

Ruben was the 1st prime minister of West Korea until he was overthrown by Dolan Duck and was thought to have drowned. However, he applied as a simulator, disguised as a Kremling, and soon plans to carpet bomb West Korea in revenge.
Zoe

*[Archived]*

Zoe (stylized as Zoë) is a simuatlor in LIWK.

## Bio

Zoë is a quirky lesbian tomboy, and works as a simuatlor along aside Anvil, Ben, Chippy and Ruben. She's mostly the one forced to clean up stuff like cum and condoms, munch to her annoyance, she also has a huge love-hate relationship with Chippy, naturally being siblings, sometimes she is nice to him, while other times just uses him for her advance. She doesn't have that munch interactions with the tribes mostly likely due for being the only homosexual jew in West Korea, and as well as taking part in the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, hence why various Japanese kids are eyebrow less.
Diddy Kong

Sean Diddy Kong is the 14th tribe in West Korea. An emo stoner prick, he's only kept happy by his libido, because only when he gets laid will his mood swang into excitement. Because the female monkeykind in Kongo Bongo is mostly comprised of skanks that'll most likely turn him away, he's always consulting his twin Dixie Kong for the ole monkey fuck.
Star Butterfly

*[Archived.]*

Star Butterfly or as she calls herself "Damien the Hatefilled" is a main character in LIWK and reffered to as Tribe 26.

## Bio

Star Butterfly is an ADHD suffer, cyber and real-life bully, yuri-obessed Tumblr user and possible school shooter, who is overall extremely unpleasant to be around. She has many triggers but her main trigger is saying "Satanism is not a true religion". As suggested by her devil horns, she is quite the satanist and often raises hell and summons demons. She runs a Tumblr-blog, were she makes fun of her teachers and students. She is also best friends with Paulina.
Life in West Korea Wiki

THIS WIKI HAS BEEN ABANDONED. LIFE IN WEST KOREA IS BEING REWORKED AND HAS BEEN MOVED TO

http://west-korea.wikia.com/wiki/West\_Korea\_Wiki, AS DELETING NEARLY EVERY PAGE HERE IS SIMPLY A BURDEN.

## Wassup

Welcome! Life in West Korea is a joke project loosely based on the Hunger Games. It involves the lives of 48 characters from various fiction living in West Korea, an island isolated from society. If you are young and/or easily offended, LEAVE NOW!

This series contains contains excessive amounts of violence, disturbing scenes, strong language, sexual themes, and discussion of various taboos. This series is not trying to make a point. It's simply a creation of my screwed up imagination. We are not responsible for any ruined childhoods and/or psyches. And if you're the creator/one of the creators of a character in this series, there are no concerns. The series is not an excuse to mock people, nor is it monetized.

The series takes place in an alternate universe where all fictional characters co-exist, and populate the universe along with the rest of mankind. 48 of these characters have been isolated on a large island, now to be called tribes, by Dolan Duck. This island is West Korea, and is protected by an invisible barrier. This isolation causes a bunch of crazy stuff to happen to the island goers, often politically incorrect and unsafe for work.

Note: These characters have completely different personalities. Often ranging from stoners to psychotic rapists.

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Pridd, of the Dirt

## Description

*Pridd of the Dirt* is a *Scrouging Pixie* that appeared in Niles Bazarov's investigation of the Soggy Brown Envelope.

It has revealed its name to Damiel Lye exclusively.

## Abilities

Being a *Scrouging Pixie,* Pridd seems to possess the ability to hex humans into a *curse of balance*, allowing it to thieve a target's magical abilities to some degree.
Ladon, of the Hesperides

## Description

*Ladon of the Hesperides* is a small *wyrm* encountered in Block 001.1. He is the protector of the Golden Fleece, and a friend of Melia.

He has gold, metallic scales, bright green eyes, and what seems to be an interesting sense of humor*...?*

Characters that attempted to speak with him noticed very quickly that he seemed to only understand ancient Greek.
Clíonadh

## Description

An entity named Clíonadh, contracted to the lighthouse keeper Isla. She lives in the lantern chamber. Had a previous par pactum with an unnamed sailor that drowned at sea. Appeared during Pamela Roux's investigation of the Dusty Letter.

## Footnotes

1. ↑ In Irish mythology, named for queen of the banshees *Clíonadh*, a goddess who fell in love with a mortal and was swept to the sea by a great wave when she left the Land of Promise with him.
Mr. Rude

*[Archived]*

Mr. Rude works at the Arena as a chef. He is one of the Mr. Men who originally resided at the town of Dillydale.

## Bio

Mr. Rude, as his name would suggest, is one of the worst people out there, with his most preferred hobby going around being rude, insulting everyone, making them miserable, and ruining their day. He is sarcastic, ill-mannered, crude, inconsiderate, insensitive, and cares about no one but himself. He also has horrible manners, and has no qualms about farting at inappropriate times. He also has a VERY foul-mouth, with nearly every sentence he says having at least one swear word in it, and he is also a heavy smoker.

When working his job, he doesn't care at all about health issues and sanitation, and will often smoke near his workplace and not wash his hands. If you make him mad, he'll tamper with with your meal, putting foreign objects like steel wool and used cigarette butts in your food and pissing in your drink.

He originally worked as a high school teacher in Paris but was fired for smoking during class, going to school drunk, and teaching his students about how all the terrorist attacks in history were "inside jobs". He then worked as a chef in Dillydale, and eventually moved his business to the Arena once it opened up.

## Role in LIWK

He's a very minor character who for the most part is in the background, so he doesn't serve much of a role in the series other than just working at the Arena. Usually he serves as a right-hand man and satellite to Le Spatula, who works as the head chef.
Dieskrad

**Dieskrad** is a bug like looking creature with long horns and sharp teeth from Dimension Ebrik. Little else is known about Dieskrad.

## History

### 2003 Series

Dieskrad (or at least his likeness) first appears as some of the Black Horde — created from Kirby's drawings — that storm the castle in Kirby's imaginary world. Many of them proceed to attack both Donatello (2003 TV Series and Kirby, but are eventually defeated.

Later in the series, Dieskrad is one of the warriors who entered the Battle Nexus Tournament in competition for the title of Battle Nexus Champion. Though he passed the preliminaries and went on to defeat both Albert and Staff in the first and second rounds (respectively), he ultimately fell to La in the third round. After being transported to the medical area, Dieskrad is seen pounding the ground in frustration, though he appears genuinely startled moments later when Raphael accidentally incapacitates Zat.

Before the Tournament begins, Dieskrad (or at least another of his species) is also seen during the Djinn's story of Master Splinter's championship victory. During this flashback, Dieskrad spars with many of the other monsters from Kirby's imaginary kingdom. Strangely, however, this version of him wields a morning star.

Dieskrad later returns for the pre-fight exhibition during Michelangelo's grudge match against Kluh, at which point Dieskrad is seen battling both La and Zat.

## Trivia

His name is the name of the famous DC Comics villain Darkseid spelled in reverse.

## Appearances

* The King
* Big Brawl, Part 1 (cameo)
* Big Brawl, Part 2
* Big Brawl, Part 3
* Grudge Match
MEDICAL MAGIC: Comprehensive Studies on Nursing and Care Plans

## Description

*A textbook on writing care plans and nursing management for those with abilities in biological manipulation.*

## Excerpt

### Page

842

... but identifying the cause as autobiological instead of from an external source is very difficult. Many magic-related diseases are caused by a deficiency in *soul capacity*, and even more frequently, magic-related diseases are associated with the ill effects of a *par pactum*, especially between two ill-advised individuals. However, more often than not, when the prognosis is uncertain, the patient may be under the influence of the magic of a malicious entity. One must always carefully examine the patient for indications that their condition has been caused by an external source to ensure that the patient's symptoms will not worsen. The influence of a malicious entity should always be noted on the patient's care plan in order to account for a holistic perspective on...
Melody Étain

### Specialties

* Melody has the ability to remember every book she's ever read, along with all of its minute details. As such, she seems to be one of the only individuals at Concordia that knows the exact location of the school's records.
* Though nobody's ever seen Melody's entity, it seems like common knowledge that she's pacted to an entity with the ability to absorb information. Or something of the sort! How else would she read all those books?

## Description

One of the librarians at Concordia College, Ms. Étain seems to always be present at the library counter during public hours. She seems cheerful, and always happy to answer questions!
Janey's Christmas Miracle

## Description

*A heartwarming Christmas story for the whole family, about a little ball of fur that makes you rethink everything.*

Intended for ages 8-10.

## Excerpt

"Howliday!" Janey cried, with tears in her eyes. "You came back!"

"Arf!" barked Howliday. He sat.

"Howliday," said Janey, "This is the best Christmas ever. And it's all thanks to Santa. Right, Mom?"

"Santa?" said Janey's mom, cackling and putting a hand on her shoulder. "This is bugging. I've gotta go inside and get some coffee."
Ghost Apple

## Description

These apples are a pale, milky white, with almost semi-translucent skin. You find that they also bruise quite easily in a pattern that looks visibly... like *flesh*.

## Quest Chain

Freisse, Marjorie, Meloa and Ruya find themselves backed into a metaphorical corner by a group of over-inquisitive hamadryads within the Labyrinth, who demand that they entertain them. In response, they nervously (and stiffly) perform a dance, to mixed result. Nonetheless, a rather bold, cheery black-haired dryad takes a homoerotic liking to Marjorie, and showers her in gifts. Among them are the four rather creepy-looking apples.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** £1
A Princess for Christmas

## Description

*Karen Darlington is just a kindhearted girl, struggling to provide for her two little sisters after her parents tragically pass away-- only to find herself swept off her feet by the Prince of Aneurand, a tiny European principality! And it's Christmas! And they're snowed in!*

## Excerpt

"May I have this dance?" a warm voice says in Karen's ear.

Brady giggled, pointing to the tall man. "It's the Pwince!" she said, visibly enamoured.

Karen turned... and let out a gasp. She jumped a little, self-consciously smoothing down the silk of her borrowed dress.

Lady Valentina had lent it to her, despite the fact that they had barely known each other for two weeks, with a wink and a nudge. "*My brother deserves joy*," she had said in her sweet, flutelike voice, tying the sash around her waist. "*It was our late mother's. I want you to have it.*" It was the colour of fine burgundy Wine, in the magician style of Aneurand. The bodice was boned and shaped into an A-line silhouette that flared out to her feet. The skirt comprised of overlapping layers of organdie. The transparent skirt layers were etched with fine, golden hunting scenes: a hind, a tree, a fish. The sleeves bunched just under her shoulders into red puffs but tightened to her wrists, stretching to her knucklebones. A black choker rounded it off, from which hung a golden sprig of holly because it is Christmas. It was too fine for the likes of Karen, who felt strange in it: another person. Somebody strange and mysterious, not a human nobody girl with people who relied on her... the corset boning felt like armour, and she a warrior. She could not accept it.

 "Your Highness!" Karen gasped, like a wilting dandelion, or a dying fish. Behind her, the violins swelled, and slowed their tune to a slow dance. The snow-fairy lights twinkled. "I-I couldn't..."

"Félicien," he insisted, amorously. "Call me Félicien. I insist, Karen. You have run from me for too long."

She nearly fainted when his strong, gloved hands gripped her waist securely, guiding her forward.

"I cannot dance," Karen whispered, making excuses, any excuse. She turned beet-red, right to the ends of her golden hair. He turned her on the spot, and her dress ballooned around her, clouds of red, bloody organdie on the white, white marble. A lamb, led to slaughter.

"You dance beautifully," replied Félicien gallantly, so everyone could hear. "And look beautiful. Good enough to drink."

What? His lips curved into a thin smile, and she was sure that her heart could not take it any more: the what ifs tortured her heart like a thousand needles. If only she was richer... if only her parents had not died, and left her in such a state!

Prince Félicien leant close to her, lips barely brushing her ear, so only the two of them could hear what he said.

"*Why have you been avoiding me, Karen*?"

"I," she began, visibly overcome. His hands held her, securely. She turned her head, tears sparkling in her eyes like raw diamonds from a mine of sorrow. "You know we cannot be together... Even though it is Christmas..."
Hills in the Sunset

## Description

*A painting of hills in the sunset. Depicted is also a silhouette with a flowing ponytail and a white dress.*

## Quest Chain

While exploring the labyrinth, Freisse encounters a room covered in paintings - all sceneries of vast sunsets and night skies. Examining one of the paintings, he finds that there is a tiny silhouette painted in the corner of this painting - and if he looks at other paintings too, he notices the same tiny silhouette.. in each and every painting strewn across the room. A girl?

In the candlelight, it looks like her dress sways - it is a silhouette, but the brush strokes have outlined the ruffles of a dress, billowing in the wind. It is difficult to look away. If Freisse adjusts the painting in his hands, he'll notice something taped to the back. It's nothing that grand - just a piece of paper, with a drawing of a tree, colored with simple watercolor stains.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** £3
I Am A Woman

## Description

*An American lesbian pulp novel featuring a woman baring her cleavage at the viewer, with a smaller blonde woman in the background. Strangely, it's a weirdly well-written romance between two women, and ends happily.*

## Excerpt

And suddenly Beebo was on fire. "Come here, come here, baby. Pretty baby. Pretty Laura," she chanted like a spell. But Laura eluded her, moving just a little faster each time, until they were running again, and Laura felt the laughter coming out of her, soft and light at first, but growing wilder, uncontrollable. She fled, inches from Beebo's hands, into the dark hallway, and scrambled up the stairs, losing her footing, and nearly losing her freedom, twice. Beebo was so close behind her near the top that she could hear her breath. With a little shriek of unbearable excitement, she fell against Beebo's door, and felt within a second Beebo's weight come hard against her. The laughter burst out of her again until Beebo got the door open and they almost fell into the living room. Nix was all over them instantly, but Beebo, dragging Laura by the neck and Nix by his collar, locked him in the bathroom. Then she turned on Laura. Laura, seeing her, suddenly stopped laughing. Beebo looked unearthly. Her black hair was tumbled, her cheeks were crimson, her chest heaved. But it was her eyes that almost frightened Laura. Laura let her jacket drop from her shoulders slowly, provocatively, and Beebo approached her. They stood motionless, so close that just the tips of Laura's breasts touched Beebo, and they stood that way, without moving, until Laura shut her eyes, letting her head rock back on her shoulders, and groaned. "Do it, Beebo," she said. "Do it I can't stand it, do it to me."

"Beg me. Beg me, baby." Laura's eyes opened. She didn't know how hard her breath was coming, how strange and wonderful she looked with all her inhibitions burning up in her own flame of desire.

"Beebo, Beebo, take me," she groaned. Still Beebo didn't move. Her breath was hot and pure on Laura's face when she spoke.

"When I start, Laura," she said slowly, "I'm never going to stop."

She put her hands against the wall over Laura's head and leaned on them, her eyes boring into Laura's, her body closing gently in on Laura's, pressing.

"Never," she whispered.

"Do it, Beebo. God! Do it!"

"I'll never stop. Never." Her lips grazed Laura's brow. Laura shook all over. She couldn't talk, except to repeat Beebo's name over and over and over, as if she were in a trance. Beebo's hands came slowly over her hair, her face, her breasts, her waist, her hips. And then one strong arm went around her and Laura groaned. They sank to the floor, wracked with passion, kissing each other ravenously, tearing at each other's clothes.
Rebecca

## Family

### Partner

Belle

> *"He's like a sour little lemon."*
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 Biography

### *Past*

Rebecca's parents moved to the UK while her mother was still pregnant with her.

## Design

### *Personality*

* Very nice and polite to everyone, always sees the best in people

### *Physical*

* Tan skin, brown eyes, brown hair hidden by her khimar

#### Uniform

* yellow and orange khimar covering her hair
* light blue beret with a yellow smiley face pin
* light blue dress with a pink belt around her waist
* loose, khaki pants

## Quotes

* "Honestly, sometimes, I don't know whether I'm coming or going."
Painter's Notebook

## Description

*A notebook with messy handwriting. Found inside a room in the dungeon covered in paintings of sunsets and night skies.*

## Quest Chain

Lifted up by a flock of butterflies, Pamela Roux happens upon a hidden room of the labyrinth, covered in paintings of sunsets and night skies. In each painting is the same girl - a tiny silhouette, with a flowing dress. In the room, Pamela finds a notebook, with messy handwriting - unreadable, and doodles of every sort, with a surprisingly high level of technical skill.

### Pamela; October 15, 2016

Pamela Roux, while exploring the end of Block 000, happens across a yellow crabapple tree. It seems like it'd be fun to paint - it has leaves with streaks of orange, and wood with a lovely texture, and it reminds her of a painting she might have seen before, once upon a time. Upon careful thought, she is certain that this tree is familiar.

When Pamela opens up the Painter's Notebook again, she finds a doodle of a crabapple branch that she wasn't able to identify before.

Upon opening it again, she finds the drawings have changed. An inscription, engraved in gold, has appeared on the inside back cover.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** £5
Runes for the Elementary Student

## Description

*A book about rune translation for the beginner.*

... Ential runes from the Mediterranean take on a somewhat different structure, maintaining grammatical and vocabulary constants found in Turkic languages and the 12th century *sabir* Lingua Franca of medieval trade. Many entities from the Roman period (>T3) will opt to use Ancient Greek or Latin in interspecies communication. Those more rudimentary or disinterested in socializing will opt for the Phoenician or Proto-Canaanite alphabet, particularly those with older collective memories or claiming ancient heritage. Some will also speak what appears to be a pidgin Greco-Coptic; particularly the Sphinx or related entities, when not using the lingua franca of the region.

 Ή   ΐ   Ό   Ώ

...
Torn Book Page

## Description

*The torn page of a book. The writing on it is scrambled, and the ink is smeared - altogether, it looks like a horrific mess.*

## Quest Chain

Taesong Jun tears a branch away from a black, near-rotted plum tree in Block 001. Within the gouge from which the branch has been ripped off, Taesong spots a flash of white paper. It has not been purposefully stuffed there; rather, the paper seems to have been caught on one of the wood splinters.

Taesong takes the piece paper and realizes that it seems to be a piece of paper torn from a book: however, the bottom half is empty, and only the top has writing. This would be unremarkable, if the writing did not quite literally stop mid-print; it looks as though it was printed by a faulty press, or typed by a broken typewriter, and the words vanish diagonally, as though somebody has spilled vanishing liquid on large blotches of the page. .... Strange.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** £N/A
Example Quest Item

### Rarity

Indicates the shop value for an item. Though certain quest items might have very low shop value, *their associated quest maybe of rarity much higher*.

## Quest Information

### Participants

All participants in the quest are noted here, and this field is updated as more participants are included.

### Reward

This is updated when the quest is completed.

## Description

*A brief description of the item goes here.*

## Quest Chain

This is the area where the quest chain is logged. The first paragraph will give background on where the item was found for context.

* For example, if your objective was to identify an item, and you submitted to the update spreadsheet that your character would check the library for related books, you'd receive further instructions - for example, prompt of what your character might find there.
* Another example: if you submitted to the update spreadsheet that your character would look for a character that knew related information, we might inform that character's roleplayer in advance of the information, and you'd need to roleplay with them to receive the information.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** This is the price of purchasing a hint about your quest from the counter librarian. Hints vary in price based on their complexity. Counter librarian requests are submitted through the Update spreadsheet. If you have a specific inquiry, the price might vary. It's possible the librarian won't have the information to answer a specific question, so please keep that in mind.

### Character Name; Date

Once you've completed your related roleplay to move the quest forward, you'll write a brief description of your character's actions in this section to record it, and submit that you've completed it to the Update Sheet, along with your log. **Please also include your next path of action on the Update Sheet if applicable.**

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** Varies based on the information requested.

### Character Name; Date

You'll continue to write another section along with a brief description for each quest-related roleplay until the quest completion.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** Varies based on the information requested.

## Reward

After the quest has been completed, we'll update the reward on the quest, transfer any rewards to your character, and mark the quest as completed.
Ballpoint Pen

## Description

*It's just a ballpoint pen. You can write with it. You can also use it to form a temporary pactum: it'll last the duration of one roleplay, or one dungeon run. It'll smudge if it gets wet. Three uses. If you use it at the beginning of your dungeon run, it doesn't need to be placed in your dungeon inventory.*
Ential Languages of the Hebrides Islands

## Description

*A field study of the linguistic groups and dialects spoken in the Inner and Outer Isles of Scotland.*

## Excerpt

### Proto-Celtic and Pictish

After several hours in a bathysphere, we had the pleasure of encountering what locals have historically described only as the ''*Pictish Beast*'', notorious for its likeness drawn on stones by the ancient Picts of Ireland and Scotland. Despite caution from our resident entiologist, who evaluated it at Tier 4 to 5 and "unbelievably ancient beyond measure," we eagerly attempted to communicate with it using soundwave projection. From our phonetic notes and findings (Fig. 35), we can conclude that entities of this age and tier speak Goidelic, or a Proto-Celtic language from before the Iron Age. Its sentences were not very complex (though whether this was from displeasure or simple-construction entiglossia is unclear).

To our linguist's delight, we were able to equate much of its ancient speech to theories on Pictish and older human languages. Upon asking its age, it replied "*shen*" with raspy inflection (compare Welsh, Breton, Cornish *hen*, Irish Gaelic *sean,* Manx *shenn* for "old" or "ancient"). When asked for its name, it gave a bizarre cluster of phonemes amounting to P-E-T-R-I-X IM-PR-TORUS. Potentially, it may be linked to Proto-Celtic ''*betrix*'' for beast, or perhaps *pecus* or *bellatrix* of Latin, meaning ''beast''. Its grasp on Standard English was reasonable, albeit shaky at times, and seemed to be under the impression that we were bringing a human sacrifice (we were not).

### Page

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Often in our studies, we will find that not all entities are sedentary to their area of evolution; some, especially those of the sea and those dependent on humans, will follow their food source to undiscovered lands. Thus, you will find that in regions of the Hebrides once under Viking control, strange entities will speak Celto-Norse pidgins, bilingual proficiency in both, or only pure Old Norse. Around the waters of Orkney, Harris and Skye, Norse *draugar* (also known as *aptrgangr* or 'again-walker', from the Icelandic) will often claw their way to the surface, delivering ominous warnings in Ancient Norse, peppered with Scots Gaelic loanwords.
Thomas Hawkes

## Description

A pianist that lost the ability to play due to an accident. His fingers were restored by an entity that took the shape of black smoke. Appeared in visions shown to Pamela Roux during her investigation of Funeral in Paris.

According to Melody Étain, he married Amelia Hawkes after becoming unable to play the piano a second time.
Jebbie

*[This page has been archived. LiWK is being reworked, but I feel like this page deserves to stay.]*

 Jebbie is a small ferret her only appearence was in the Season 3 LPS episode Toungue Tied but has became a LWIK tribe.

## Bio

Jebbie was born to rich American-Chinese family, however due for being a girl, she was thrown out and sent to live in Hoeryong Concentartion (Camp 22) until it closed down in 2012. Since then Jebbie has moved to West Korea, where she regularly works on her evil schemes to get back at America and North Korea. Besides that, she is a suffer from PTSD and Aspergers, hence why Jebbie is a huge anti-social. She also has a Mao Zedong fetish.
Purple Harebell

## Equipment Information

### Effects

*The pixies have promised you their good graces, so long as you keep their flower well.*

## Description

*A gift for attending the pixie party. Oddly enough, this flower never seems to wilt… so it really makes quite the nice desk decoration! It doesn’t appear to need water, and it looks surprisingly difficult to crush. The pixies tell you that it is a symbol of their friendship. They promise to never forget you, and that you will always remain in their good graces, so long as you keep their flower well!*
Lord of Scoundrels

## Description

*The cover has a man, with his shirt half-open, passionately clutching a woman whose bosoms are threatening to burst from her corset. The back says:* Damn the minx for tempting him, kissing him ... and then forcing him to salvage her reputation! Lord Dain can't wait to put the infuriating bluestocking in her place --- and in some amorous position, And if that means marriage, so be it! --- though Sebastian is less than certain he can continue to remain aloof ... and steel his heart to the sensuous, headstrong lady's considerable charms*. Wow.*

## Excerpt

### Page

36

And a swift, fierce heat swept Lord Dain from the crown of his head to the toes in his champagne-buffed boots. The heat was immediately succeeded by a
cold sweat.

“My lord,” she said with a curt nod.

“Miss Trent,” he said. Then he could not for the life of him produce another syllable.

Under the monstrous bonnet was a perfect oval of a porcelain white, flawless countenance. Thick, sooty lashes framed silver-grey eyes with an upward slant that neatly harmonized with the slant of her high cheekbones. Her nose
was straight and delicately slender, her mouth soft and pink and just a fraction
overfull.
She was not classic English perfection, but she was some sort of perfection
and, being neither blind nor ignorant, Lord Dain generally recognized quality
when he saw it.
If she had been a piece of Sevres china or an oil painting or a tapestry, he
would have bought her on the spot and not quibbled about the price.
For one deranged instant, while he contemplated licking her from the top of her alabaster brow to the tips of her dainty toes, he wondered what her price was.

But out of the corner of his eye, he glimpsed his reflection in the glass.

His dark face was harsh and hard, the face of Beelzebub himself. In Dain’s case, the book could be judged accurately by the cover, for he was dark and hard inside as well. His was a Dartmoor soul, where the wind blew fierce and the rain beat down upon grim, grey rocks, and where the pretty green patches of ground turned out to be mires that could suck down an ox.

Anyone with half a brain could see the signs posted: “ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE” or, more to the point, “DANGER. QUICKSAND” Equally to the point, the creature before him was a lady, and no signs had to be posted about her to warn him off. Ladies, in his dictionary, were listed under Plague, Pestilence, and Famine.
Night Thistle

## Description

***Echinops noctis**, or the **Night Thistle** has flowers that can be dried and crushed to be used as a drowsiness component in common medications. Historically though, it was hailed as an extremely potent poison - when ingested in large quantities, crushed Night Thistle seeds could be highly fatal to a victim.*

## Quest Chain

Meloa Ruicott and Taesong Jun, while exploring the dungeon, come across a flower they recognize as ***Night Thistle**.* Perhaps this can be made into something useful!

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** £1

Meloa Ruicott wanders into the vast library, and plucks one of the botanical encyclopedias off the shelf. Time to get to work! This shouldn't take too long.

*Should Meloa choose to research the Night Thistle in the library, she can use (!investigate night\_thistle) in the chat to discover her findings. You'll need to roleplay her researching this with another character. Please don't use this command until you've reached an acceptable point in your roleplay to do so. When you've completed this prompt, please post a log to the Update Spreadsheet.*

### Meloa; February 4, 2017

Meloa quickly finds information on the Night Thistle in the library. She learns that its dried petals can be crushed into a paste or tea to treat burns and poisons, despite its fatal seeds. Useful!
Affinity Manipulation: Volume III

## Description

*One in a ten part set. An attempted encyclopedia of every recorded affinity. Letters G-I.*

## Excerpt

### Page

2059

.. with gravity manipulation sometimes experience *osteoporosis* from the repeated exposure to microgravity. Bone loss occurs when the user places themselves in a weightless environment, and a magician user of gravity placing themselves under this strain regularly should consult their physician for tips on avoiding these side effects. See *Volume X* for further resources regarding affinity-related health risks.

**GREED**, see *Avarice-related powers*, Volume I.

**GREMLIN**, see *Transformation-related powers*, Volume VII.
CPL Fundamentals: Combined Programming Language

## Description

*A very thick, very heavy, very new-looking textbook detailing the semantics of Combined Programming Language, a new programming language that can be used for both numerical and non-numerical computations, allowing its users to utilize and exploit the facilities of a large and powerful processor without having to revert to machine code.*

## Excerpt

### Page

134

A CPL program is structured by *definitions* and *commands;* definitions are regarded as associated instructions to related names with data structures, functions, or process descriptions. Commands are performed as instructions evaluating or rearranging the blocks of subsected memory, in which blocks may contain a series of definitions which are simultaneously invoked, executed in sequence, as with any standard program. Definitions and commands also contain *expressions*, of which CPL has numerous and many, producing the greatest offered asset of the language. These expressions may be combined; in this the language exemplified the trend current towards more complicated expressions embodied in only several basic command forms, much like the standard machine code....
Spongebob and Patrick

"I like it more when we fuck." -Spongebob

Spongebob Squarepanties and Patrick P. Star are an angry homosexual couple who won't bother to commit because during the day, they're so caught up in fighting over every minuscule thing, and during the night, they're doing BDSM roleplay.

## Spongebob

Spongebob is very flamboyant and sassy, always having a bone to pick with everyone who tells him to do something. Yeah, and he's also impatient and a daily watcher of straight porn.

## Patrick

Patrick is a more no-nonsense type of person. He's usually seen bossing Spongebob around in a frank matter and criticizing Spongebob's childish sense of humour, and at home, he gets mad at Spongebob for watching straight porn and not gay porn.

## Bio

Spongebob and Patrick used to only be acquaintances that teamed up to cuck Squidward's now single wife. That was until they went to Star Road to cuck his wife once again, who was taking Squidward on vacation. But legend says that anyone who comes out of Star Road without a Franklin Badge will become gay. Now, Squidward and his wife had Franklin Badges. Spongebob and Patrick did not.
Shipwrecked

## Description

*A memoir about a man that went on a sea voyage looking for sea entities who was subsequently shipwrecked for ten months with nothing but the ocean and a fish entity for company.*

*Spoiler Alert: although he becomes very attached to the fish entity, he decides not to contract it in the end, because if you love something you must let it go.*

## Excerpt

### Page

133

... I must elect to mention the fear, of laying alone on the sand of an island belonging only to you. It is treacherous, and drives the soul to madness, and starts in the heart where the darkest parts of life are born. And even should you defeat it one day, it stays dead for only so long, before lashing out to attack - you, and those around you. And such was the nature of the fear I felt, in parting with *Bubbles*, my only friend.
Hamadryad

## Description

Encountered in Block 001.1. Takes the shape of both tree and woman. Interested in learning about Human culture, but doesn't know how to read.

She guides people out of the forest should they get lost by giving them cardinal directions. Only one direction leads out of the forest. If one disobeys and does not heed her words...
The Little Glass Slipper

## Description

*The beloved children's tale of Cinderella, a kind-hearted yet well-meaning human abused by her cruel magician's family. Little does she know she's been contracted to a kindly-yet-flighty fairy since birth, and now she's back to make Cinderella's wildest dreams come true!*

## Excerpt

### Page

1

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Ella. She was kind, and well-loved, and lived with her gentle father and gentle mother...
Carved Sign

## Description

A slab of pale apple wood, broken at the edges. Crudely etched into its surface, in Marjorie's handwriting, it says:

- Management

## Quest Chain

Marjorie is overcome with penitence when Melia, a hamadryad, angrily recounts a student that threw away a half-eaten apple. Marjorie suggests that perhaps a sign would help next time. Melia angrily responds that she cannot write, and orders her to do it in her stead, giving her both a slab of wood and a knife.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** £1

*To do this, you'll have to schedule an RP with Kimi!*
Algebra II

## Description

*Inequalities, linear equations, graphs, matrices, radical expressions, polynomials, quadratic equations, exponential and logarithmic expressions, trigonometry, probability, sequences, series...*

## Excerpt

### Page

1021

2. Factorize:

(**1**)

2
x
2
y

x
2

−

y
2

{\displaystyle 2x+2y+x^2-y^2}

(**2**)

x
3

−
5

x
2

−
24
x

{\displaystyle x^3-5x^2-24x}

3. A solution for the following quadratic equation is

# x
1

1
2

{\displaystyle x = 1 \frac{1}{2}}

.

6

x
2

−
19
x
# a
0

{\displaystyle 6x^2-19x+a = 0}

Find the numerical value of

a

{\displaystyle a}

 and the complementary solution of the aforementioned equation.

4. If

# T
2
π

l
g

{\displaystyle T = 2\pi\sqrt{\frac{l}{g}}}

, express

l

{\displaystyle l}

 in the terms of other symbols by solving for

# l

{\displaystyle l =}

.....
Business Management (15th Edition)

## Description

*A slightly too-large textbook on managing a business. Fifteenth edition.*

... a choice between the style by which you run your business, whether autocratic, democratic, paternalistic, or laissez-fair, to name a few. One chooses this style of business management dependent on several factors, including the size of the company, and the temperature of the company's employees. Business owners must represent the most visible individual organization, and are therefore responsible for helping employees to understand to which standards they are upheld.

Small business management requires business owners to provide oversight for several of the businesses' departments, and larger organizations are more likely to require business owners to oversee a committee of individuals tasked with the job of oversight of these several departments of operations...
Precious Stones

## Description

*An encyclopedia of precious stones.*

The **Willow Stone**, a crystal named for its green hue, is frequently formed in freshwater lakes, especially those of the subterranean variety. It is a rare material used for forging magical equipment, and when worn or held on the person, it can boost their ability to use spells slightly. It is most effective when converted to some manner of wearable clothing, such as jewelry or inlaid on a weapon. In folklore, the fabled diadem of the Fairy King is said to have forty willow stones decorating its circumference, lending to his infamous capacity for magic. It is worth a good deal when sold, due to its increasing rarity.
Party Clothes

## Description

*A reward for completing the artwork bonus Dressed to the Nines. Party clothes for the millennial celebration of the ash tree during the Beaver Moon event. +2 to a stat, character-bound: you cannot transfer this item to someone else. Switch to the Items database and hover for individual stat bonuses.*

## Stat Bonuses

The bonus varies based on the individual.

* Alma: +2STA
* Azalea: +2MAG
* Cade: +2MAG
* Capella: +2STA
* Charlie: +2MAG
* Damiel: +2SPD
* Lamont: +2SPD
* Lavien: +2CAP
* Lucille: +2SPD
* Marjorie: +2CAP
* Meloa: +2STA
* Niles: +2STR
* Noelle: +2STR
* Pamela: +2STA
* Ruya: +2MAG
* Taesong: +2SPD
* Youngjin: +2CAP
Firefly Real Estate Agent

## Description

*It follows the finder around. Sometimes, it disappears, but it will always return in the evening. It likes to rest on its owner's hair. Glows a gentle green.*

## Quest Chain

While exploring the dungeon, a firefly lands on Marjorie Wolfe's head - it sits there, like some kind of hair accessory, decorating the girl's bangs with a gentle green glow. It seems to take a liking to her.

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** There are no counter librarian hints for this item.

If Marjorie takes to the library, she will learn that the firefly has properties that seem similar to the Tunnel Wisp. But Tunnel Wisps aren't fireflies! And none of the firefly entities written in a cursory glance of the library literature seem to match her little Real Estate Agent exactly. This... well, this is truly unprecedented. She'll need to dig deeper.

Maybe she can gather some information about her firefly friend by taking some observations. Or measurements? Or... anything, really. This firefly is a real enigma.

**To advance:**
* Have a roleplay about Marjorie taking her firefly's measurements, or writing down observations about it, or drawing a diagram of her firefly with a friend!

 **Counter Librarian Cost:** £N/A

*You can use (!investigate firefly) to read some detailed information about the appearance of Marjorie's firefly friend.*
Chimecho

Chimecho is one of the workers in the Arena. She works as a chef in the cafeteria.

## Bio

Just like Le Spatula and Mr. Rude, Chimecho is anything but nice when working as a chef. She is snobby and egotistical, and can't take any criticism at all, even if it's constructive. She think she's the greatest chef in the world, even better than Gordon Ramsey, despite the fact that her cooking is sub-par. In fact, she even insulted Mr. Ramsey once for criticizing her cooking (albeit he was much more lenient with her).

Her nationality is unknown. It's hard to pinpoint exactly what her origin is, as her accent tends to fluctuate. Most of the time, her accent sounds like an inexplicable combination of French, Italian, German, Spanish, Jamaican, Swedish, Russian, and Japanese. She did originally lived in Japan working for Wigglytuff's Guild, though moved to the United States to share her cooking to a wider demographic (though she hates Americans).
Movie Night for Two

## Description

*Two tickets to have dinner at a reputable local restaurant, and to see a motion picture of choice, expenses paid. Sounds delicious! If you'd like to use these tickets, please place a request on the Update Spreadsheet to receive a list of choices for the restaurant and motion picture. (The movie is a drive-in movie. Aren't the sixties fantastic?)*