Krabby Patties and Night Patties Transcript

This is the sixth episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Krabby Patties and Night Patties"

French Narrator: Day Six in the Tidal Zone.

(The episode started as Giant Anglerfish and Rock snail are sleeping together inside SpongeBob's Pineapple while Feeler Fish is sleeping in Squidward's house and Puffball is sleeping in Patrick's house. Then they all wake up and started the day by going outside to meet each other once again)

Giant Anglerfish: Well, boys, another beautiful night to eat at the Krusty Krab.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: I wonder what The Monster was cooking up today.

Rock snail: Meow.

Giant Anglerfish: Gee, I hope you're right, Rock snail. The Trench Monsters and our Monster friends are deciding which food taste better in our stomachs. The Day Time Krabby Patties or the Night Patties. Let's go see.

(The three monsters stomp all the way toward the Krusty Krab while Rock snail follows by slithering as we bubble translate to the Krusty Krab. The Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock snail saw their monster friends; Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Puffy Fluffy, Sewer Monster, Sewer Snake, Giant Golden Eel, Rrarrg, Jellien leader, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Cave Dwellers, Mildred, Loch Ness Monster and Two Fangtooth Fish. And the Trench Monsters; Maximus, Three Eyed Green Fish Monster, Giant Red Squid, One Eyed Teal Monster, Black Lobster Dragon Monster, Big Orange Fish Monster, Big Yellow Monster, A Giant Magenta Clam, A Gigantic Snail, See Through Fish Monster, A Giant Green Crab, Giant Red Eel, A Giant Humboldt Squid, A Humongous Black Eel, Frogfish Monster and Rock beasts are about to see The Monster serving up something edible in the Krusty Krab Kitchen)

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, our monster friends. What's going on?

Sea Monster: The Monster with tentacles and six eyes and pincers for arms is cooking up something edible like Night Patties that the Trench Monsters ordered.

Sea creature: (Roars)

Sewer Snake: But we monsters ordered daytime sandwiches like Krabby Patties. We can't decided which tastes better. We need your help, Giant Anglerfish.

Baby Kraken: And your friends; Puffball and Feeler Fish and that Rock snail too.

Giant Anglerfish: Don't worry. We got it all covered. Right. boys?

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit.

Rock snail: Meow.

Sea Whelks: (Roars)

Giant Anglerfish: Come on, boys. (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball stomp their giant feet all the way toward the kitchen while Rock snail joins the other monsters)

Male Fangtooth Fish: Don't pay any attention to those Sea Whelks, Rock snail. They're not going to eat you. You're part of our group now.

Female Fangtooth Fish: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Rock snail: Meow.

(Cut to the kitchen where The Monster is cooking up them Night Patties burning up the daytime Krabby Patties)

Giant Anglerfish: (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball came into the kitchen) Monster, what are you doing? Cooking up the daytime patties into night patties by burning them up?

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Our Monster Friends needed those Krabby Patties. But the Trench Monsters needed your Night Patties. This could be a really big monster size problem.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: What are we going to do? I'll tell what we are going to do. Why not me and the boys serve up something on the menu. Like squirmy worms, Shake suckers, Howling rings and fries.

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: I knew you would agree, Monster. Okay, boys. Let's get to work.

(So Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball cooked up some of them Squirmy worms, Shake Suckers, Howling Rings and Fries into the grill while The Monster cooks up both the Krabby Patties and Night Patties)

Alaskan Bull Worm: What's taking the Giant Anglerfish so long?

Sea Monster: Probably cooking up them sandwiches.

(Giant Anglerfish appears with a tray full of Howling Rings and Fries, Puffball appears with a tray full of Shake Suckers in a cup, Feeler Fish appears with a tray full of Squirmy worms and The Monster appears with a tray full of Krabby Patties and Night Patties.)

Giant Anglerfish: Here you are, friends. Howling Rings and Fries. Just the way you like them.

Alaskan Bull Worm: Mmmm yummy. (Eats the howling rings, gulps em inside his body and howls)

Appetizer: (Eats the Fries and gulps em inside his belly)

Puffball: Ribbit. (Serves Sewer Snake, Giant Golden Eel and Sewer Monster Sucker Shakes)

Sewer Snake: Sucker Shake? (Drinks the Sucker Shake from a cup and likes it) Mmm yummy!

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles and drinks the Sucker Shake from a cup) Ahh.

Sewer Snake: You said it, Golden Eel. These are delicious.

Sewer Monster: (Drinks the Sucker Shake from a cup and roars)

Feeler Fish: (Serves squirmy worms to Puffy Fluffy Monster, Mildred, Cave Dwellers, and Loch Ness Monster) PBFFT!

Puffy Fluffy Monster: (Eats the Squirmy Worms and gulps em into his belly)

Mildred: (Eats the squirmy worms and gulps em into her spider belly)

Cave Dwellers: (Eats the squirmy worms and screams)

Loch Ness Monster: (Eats the squirmy worms and Roars)

Monster: (Serves daytime Krabby Patties to Sea Monster, Rrarrg, Jellien leader, Baby Kraken, Sea Whelks, Mother Kraken, Mother Sea Whelk, Sea creature, Elephant Fish and Two Fangtooth Fish) HMM...

Sea Monster: (Eats the Krabby Patty and gulps it into his belly) Mmmm. That's the best Krabby Patty I have ever tasted since um... 1993.

Rrarrg: (Eats the Krabby Patty and gulps it into his belly) Rraaaaah.

Jellien leader: (Eats the Krabby Patty and likes it with no Mayonnaise) Mmmm. Blraaaaaah!

Baby Kraken: (Eats the Krabby Patty and gulps it into his belly) I like it.

Mother Kraken: (Eats the Krabby Patty and gulps it into her belly) Mmmm... My baby's right. These are good indeed.

Sea Whelk 1: (Sniffs the Krabby Patty and inhales it into it's belly)

Sea creature: (Roars and Chomps on the Krabby Patty and gulps it down into his belly)

Elephant Fish: (Eats the Krabby Patty and gulps it down into his belly)

Male Fangtooth Fish: (Eats the Krabby Patty) I agree with the Monster. These daytime patties are good.

Female Fangtooth Fish: Yum yum yummy. (Eats the Krabby Patty) Moo!

Giant Anglerfish: Now we got to serve the Trench Monsters the Night Patties.

Monster: (Serves the tray full of Night Patties to the Trench Monsters; Maximus, Three Eyed Green Fish Monster, Giant Red Squid, Big Orange Fish Monster, Black Lobster Dragon Monster, One Eyed Teal Monster, Big Yellow Monster, A Giant Magenta Clam, A Gigantic Snail, Giant Red Eel, Humongous Black Eel, Frogfish Monster, A Giant Humboldt Squid, See Through Fish Monster, Rock Beasts and A Giant Green Crab) HMM...

Maximus: Well, it's about time.

Three Eyed Green Fish Monster: Finally, Night Patties.

Giant Red Squid: I must admit these are smooth and smoking.

Big Orange Fish Monster: Just like the night monsters use to make one of these.

Black Lobster Dragon Monster: You said it.

One Eyed Teal Monster: Boy, I'm starving!

Big Yellow Monster: Ah, jolly good show, Mr. Monster.

A Giant Magenta Clam: You're the best chef there is.

A Gigantic Snail: That's why you are the best night patty server ever. Let us feast!

(And all of the monsters started eating lots of food cooked by The Monster with tentacles, six eyes and pincers for arms.)

Night Patties: (Before they were eaten by Trench Monsters) S-m-o-o-o-o-o-t-h!!

Rock snail: Meow.

Rock beasts: Om Nom Nom.

(Before that, all the monsters started to burp loudly with bad manners)

Giant Anglerfish: (Burps) Ahh... That was a good Krabby Patties and Night Patties wasn't it, friends? (Every monster agrees with Giant Anglerfish)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!

Male Fangtooth Fish: Hey that's right. We haven't decided which Patty taste better. What do you think, darling?

Female Fangtooth Fish: Krabby Patty and Night Patty are delicious. I like all of them.

Male Fangtooth Fish: You've got character, darling.

Female Fangtooth Fish: (Flirted) Awww, haw haw. (Rubs Male Fangtooth Fish's chin)

Alaskan Bull Worm: The Fangtooth Fish have spoken. We like both of them!

Appetizer: (Roars)

Giant Anglerfish: I'm glad you all agreed. Can't wait until the next serving of food. I wonder what else is in store for us monsters to live in Bikini Bottom. Who knows? Maybe that yellow sponge the Puffball and Feeler Fish and I saw earlier can cook some of this stuff for us.

All the Monsters: (ROARS LOUDLY AND PROUDLY)

THE END

(End Credits)

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