Civilization RP Nº481

Finn168719

Reminds me of the good old days when nobody knows Devin's Civ RP type

Mertonia has been formed in the southwest of England

8:23

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire is formed somewhere...

8:23

Finn168719

The Viztecs has been formed in Jallisco

8:23

User909

Nomadic tribes settle their first village in Mesopotamia, near the Euphrates

8:23

Waluigiofthegods

Where should the Simonese Empire be formed?

8:24

Finn168719

Mertonia however forms an alliance with the nation of Littneria, which is also formed recently

8:24

User909

Along Mesopotamia, several other tribes settle their villages

8:25

Finn168719

The Viztecs however began building Viking-themed buildings out of stone

8:25

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire begins in Turkey.

8:25

User909

The first mentioned nomadic tribe starts worshipping Assur, the god of fertility and war. The tribes name themselves as Assyria

8:25

Finn168719

Mertonia's military appears to be armed with stone spears, leather armor, and carrying a hide shield

8:26

User909

They have some slingshots, stone blunt weapons and hide clothes

8:26

Finn168719

Littneria's military is appears to be focused on long ranged attacks and agility as the soldiers are carrying bows constantly

8:27

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire has creepy torture methods.

8:27

Finn168719

The Viztecs' military appeared to be carrying some stone daggers, aztec themed Viking hide armor, and a round shield

8:28

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire a

8:28

User909

The Assyrians develop multiple ingenious ways to manipulate the water, such as building reservoirs, irrigation systems and floodgates to control the flow of the water

8:28

TheEnderGamer

wait

the simonese empire a?

why not the simonese empire b?

8:28

Waluigiofthegods

Nevermind.

8:28

TheEnderGamer

or the simonese empire c?

8:28

Waluigiofthegods

Stop

8:28

TheEnderGamer

but what about the simonese empire d?

8:28

Finn168719

Penwardia is formed in the center of Germany, living in Hobbit holes

8:29

Waluigiofthegods

STOP

8:29

User909

Agriculture's efficiency is increased significantly in the Assyrian empire.

8:29

Finn168719

The Penwardians started developing a way to tame some creatures

Mertonia starts developing a way to mine

8:29

User909

Their society is now centered around a theocratic monarchy, with their king representing the voice of Assur.

8:30

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire's capital is Ankara, Turkey.

8:30

Finn168719

Littneria starts developing a way to farm

It should be called Simonto @WOTG

8:30

User909

Under the monarch were the priests, who were the intellectual section of the society

Simabul

8:30

Waluigiofthegods

Ok, Sikara,

8:31

User909

The Assyrians develop a writting cuneiform writting system, the first of the world.

8:31

Finn168719

Littneria appears to be ruled by the royal Littner family, while Mertonia appears to be ruled by the Royal Mertens family

8:31

User909

Their society is now much more organized and is now able to control much better their stocks.

8:32

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire appears to be fascist.

8:33

User909

Now, the scribes are also an important part of the society.

8:33

Waluigiofthegods

Scribes?

8:33

User909

People who write stuff

8:33

Finn168719

The Mertons and Littnerians develop a trade route, as well as the English Writing System

8:34

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese have developed Tarabar for their language.

8:34

Finn168719

The Viztecs has develop the mining system, as well as the farming system

8:35

User909

Assur (also the name of their city) starts expanding their borders and building walls

They also start working on metalworking

8:35

Finn168719

Metalworking has been developed in Finnittania and Littneria

Mertonia\*

8:36

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese are working on some armor

8:36

Finn168719

The Viztecs started expanding their capital city

The Mertons' military now carry Copper spears, Copper swords, Copper shields, and they began to wear Copper armor

8:37

User909

The Assyrians also discover copper and develop spears, chain armor and copper arrows, as well as the first bows.

8:37

Finn168719

The Penwardians began the Pipe-weed industry

8:37

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese military consists of armor, they will start on making swords.

8:37

User909

Now, they are working on animal taming

8:38

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese is working on some swords.

8:41

Finn168719

The Mertons and the Littnerians has expanded their borders by building cities, causing West England to be part of Mertonia's territory while the West of Scotland is part of Littneria's territory

8:41

User909

The Amorites arrive at Mesopotamia and establish the city of Babylon

8:42

Finn168719

The Penwardians began to develop their own weaponry due to fears of being attacked by nearby tribes

8:42

User909

Meanwhile, the Assyrians finish their animal taming research. Now, they have animal husbrandy as a source of food. They also start working on horse riding

8:42

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese decide to expand their land by invading Syria.

8:44

Finn168719

The Assyrians has encountered a group of threat which are the Simonese. (Roll)

8:44

User909

(Roll yourself, Finn)

8:44

Finn168719

Okay

8:45

TheEnderGamer

I can roll for you guys

8:45

Finn168719

[6] The Assyrians managed to fight off the Simonese, but their best soldiers were killed in battle

8:45

Waluigiofthegods

The Assyyrians are in Syria?

8:45

User909

They are near Turkey tho

8:46

Waluigiofthegods

You should've told me!

8:47

User909

The Assyrians try to capture a Simonese city (roll)

8:47

TheEnderGamer

I'll roll

8:47

Finn168719

The Mertons and the Littnerians has developed the military system, assisting each other in battles

8:47

TheEnderGamer

[5] They successfully capture the city

8:47

Waluigiofthegods

Crap!

8:48

TheEnderGamer

Wait I'll add to it

Since it's a five

8:48

Finn168719

A Six is just an overshoot

8:48

TheEnderGamer

Members of the simonese also join them

Ik

8:48

Waluigiofthegods

Add to it?

But I'm the Simonese.

8:48

User909

5 is when you get your objective and you also get a bonus  :D

The Assyrians discover horse riding and now, their warriors are more agile

8:49

Finn168719

The Mertons and the Littnerians started to build ships in the harbors

8:49

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese are a bit stronger due to their swords.

8:51

Finn168719

The Littnerians and the Mertons began to colonize the shores of the north of Gaul (roll)

8:51

User909

The Assyrians assimilate some of the Simonese language of the city and now have a more organize writting system

8:51

TheEnderGamer

I'll roll

[1] They fail and many of their members drown

8:51

Waluigiofthegods

Ok, invading Syria is a bad idea. Note to self.

8:51

Finn168719

Actually, they are riding ships

8:52

TheEnderGamer

Their boats break down

8:52

Finn168719

Which means the ships were sunked down by the storm

8:52

TheEnderGamer

yea

8:53

User909

The Assyrians start the building of Nineveh

8:53

Finn168719

The Penwardians has developed the short swords, and bows. They began building walls around their city

8:53

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese have developed sharper swords.

8:54

User909

The Assyrians find Sippar and sent their troops trying to invade and capture it (roll)

8:54

TheEnderGamer

I'll roll

8:55

Waluigiofthegods

Sippar?

8:55

TheEnderGamer

uhhh what's a 3 mean

8:55

User909

Half of the objective was completed

8:55

TheEnderGamer

k

8:55

User909

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/RollToDodge

8:55

Waluigiofthegods

Is Sippar in Turkey?

8:55

User909

Mesopotamia

8:55

TheEnderGamer

They invade, but fail to capture

8:55

Waluigiofthegods

Mesopotamia?

8:55

User909

(which is located in Iraq)

holy shit

8:56

Waluigiofthegods

Ok.

8:56

Finn168719

The Mertons and the Littnerians has developed the basic arts of Ninjutsu

8:56

User909

The Assyrians stir up terror in Sippar, trying to make the whole city wield (roll)

8:56

TheEnderGamer

i'll roll again

8:56

Waluigiofthegods

What contpp

8:57

TheEnderGamer

[3] Only half of the city wields

8:57

Waluigiofthegods

What country can i invade without a Assyyrian response?

8:57

User909

The Assyrians develop a new swear word which, translating roughly to English, means "shitfuckmonkeypiss!"

8:58

Waluigiofthegods

You didn't censor it.

8:58

TheEnderGamer

he didn't need to

8:58

Finn168719

The Mertons and the Littnerians attempts to colonize the North of Gaul again (Roll)

8:58

TheEnderGamer

I'll roll

[1] They fail again and more of their members drown

8:58

Waluigiofthegods

But you don't like swearing.

8:58

User909

From the 3/4 they capture from Sippar, the Assyrians are able to steal bronze-working

Now, they have bronze-grade weapons

8:59

TheEnderGamer

dude

you don't have to enforce that on everyone

8:59

User909

The Assyrians now have chariots

8:59

Waluigiofthegods

But yoj dk

8:59

TheEnderGamer

yeah

i yoj dk

8:59

Waluigiofthegods

But you don't watch videos with swearing.

8:59

TheEnderGamer

yeah

i don't

so what

stop trying to force people to do things

9:00

Waluigiofthegods

But it's trepue.

* true

9:00

TheEnderGamer

JUST

STOp

9:00

Finn168719

Two Statues has been formed on the borders of Mertonia-Littneria, Which one of them is the First Leader of Mertonia, while the other is the First Leader of Littneria who is obviously a female

9:00

Waluigiofthegods

Fine

The Simonese Empire invades Bulgaria instead.

9:01

TheEnderGamer

Why are you even trying to force people to do things?

9:01

Waluigiofthegods

To make sure no one gets offended.

9:01

Finn168719

There's no one in the chatroom who gets offended

9:01

TheEnderGamer

You act like everyone has to do what you want them to

9:02

Finn168719

The Viztecs and the Penwardians has evolved so much to be at the same level as the Mertons and the Littnerians

9:02

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire invades Bulgaria instead.

9:03

Finn168719

Germany is fully occupied by the Penwardians

9:03

User909

The Assyrians build multiple temples to worship Ashur

9:03

Waluigiofthegods

So, no roll?

9:05

Finn168719

The Mertons and the Littnerians has sent a group, composing of both the Mertons and the Littnerians to the southeast of England to start a Civilization of Finnittania

9:05

User909

I'll roll

[3] The Simonese Empire is able to conquer some of Bulgaria with the loss of some soldiers.

9:06

Waluigiofthegods

Half of Bulgaria?

9:06

Finn168719

Which Finnittania was ruled by the son of the Merton ruler, and the daughter of the Littnerian ruler

9:06

User909

ye

9:07

Finn168719

Which Finnittania has a king and queen

9:07

User909

The Tower of Babel is built on Babylon

9:07

Waluigiofthegods

If only the Mattish Empire was in this Roleplay.

9:08

Finn168719

The king and queen of Finnittania's identities are obviously Finn and Yoko

9:08

User909

The Assyrians try to invade Babylon (roll)

9:09

Finn168719

Finnittania began to colonize the south of Scandivania, while the Mertons and the Littnerians began to colonize the North of Gaul again (roll 909)

I will roll

[6] The Assyrians has successfully invaded Babylon and recieved territory, but the inhabitants were rebellious towards the Assyrians, slowing the production

9:10

User909

[2] Because of some food supply problems and owl swarm attacks (???), they have to back off from the colonization. No significant harm is done, though

9:10

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire begins to colonize the other half of Bulgaria.

9:10

User909

The Assyrians try to assimilate their culture into Babylon through religion (roll)

9:10

Finn168719

I will roll

9:11

Waluigiofthegods

Ok.

9:11

Finn168719

For 909

9:11

User909

I'll roll for you, Matt

9:11

Waluigiofthegods

Ok.

9:12

Finn168719

[2] The Assyrians were forced to delay due to Babylon's inhabitants being ignorant towards their attempts

9:12

User909

[6] The other half of Bulgaria is successfuly colonzied. However, many soldiers were lost and rebellions of the conquered was a constant thing.

9:12

Finn168719

gtg charging my laptop, I shall be back later

9:12

User909

The Assyrians try to use more violent means to do so (roll)

awwbye

9:12

TheEnderGamer

aw

seeya

also I'll roll

9:12

Finn168719

And I hate having to leave

9:12

User909

thx m8

9:12

Finn168719

And don't stop

Because I wanted to continue

9:13

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire constructs ships

9:13

TheEnderGamer

[6] It works, but some of their soldiers die

9:13

Finn168719

And then Finnittania, Viztecs, Penwardia, Mertonia, and Littneria will be evolving alone without me here

Finn168719 has left the chat.

9:14

User909

Sargon II assumes the power of the Assyrian empire. He starts planning something...

9:15

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese Empire starts making armor out of silver.

9:16

User909

Assyria is rounding up troops from their cities, also investing heavily in their army

9:17

Waluigiofthegods

Simon Jarrett becomes emperor of the Simonese Empire.

9:18

User909

Assyria tries to conquer the rest of the cities on Mesopotamia (roll)

9:19

TheEnderGamer

I'll roll

[6] They sucessfully conquer the cities, but lose a lot of their supplies and members

9:20

Waluigiofthegods

The Simonese sends ships to Cyprus.

9:20

User909

The whole region of the actual Iraq is now named Assyria

The Assyrians, however, start expanding their farms and mines to restore the supplies they lost

9:24

TheEnderGamer

9:29

User909

I'll archive this

9:29

Waluigiofthegods

Ok..