The CCT Caper-Kit

This is a boxed set of practical jokes to play on friends, neighbours and family members.

## The Supplies

* A spool of dark orange thread (for "Yank My Loose Thread")
* A whoopie cushion
* A "Beware of Bottom Balloon Deflations!" stick-on sign
* A battery-powered whoopie machine (that farts really loudly like a whoopie cushion when touched)
* A whoopie finger pen (for "Pull My Sore Finger!")
* A sparkly orange straw, complete with eye-catching vermillion and marigold glitter
* Orange-Coloured, Mango-Scented Whoopie Goop (squishy goop in a pot that can be poked and prodded to produce nifty noises)
* A whoopie whistle (a rubber and plastic whistle that makes really loud whoopie cushion farts when blown)

## The Funny Japes

### Test Your Height!

Get a partner and hide your whoopie machine in your hand, then place is behind your back to start this jape; your partner will be told that you're having a height test to see who's the taller one. Get back-to-back and when your butt tickles, activate your whoopie machine by touching it; your partner will forgive your rudeness and be a good sport, too by uttering: "Excuse you, but good game!"

### Running Cramp

Hide your whoopie machine in your hand and then lie down on a mattress, your bed, a futon, a sofa or a chaise for this one; you'll also need your partner. While lying down, clutch your leg and cry out, "Ow, running cramp-please help me!" Your assistant will push your ankle up; when your ankle's up, activate your whoopie machine and excuse yourself, then thank your partner for stretching the running cramp out. Your partner will gladly reply, "Anytime! You're welcome!"

### PM Pooting

Pretend that your bottom is a lavender mist sprayer for this jape; you'll need your whoopie machine and your pillow for this dotty bedtime jape which is way cooler than the same-old short-sheet apple-pie wallet bed. Simply sit on your pillow and activate your whoopie machine by touching it, then give yourself a vacation by going to bed.

### Was That You?

Put your glitter straw in your underarm and blow it for a shocking rear-end raspberry noise...don't forget to pass the blame after you pretend to pass the wind!

### Yank My Loose Thread

Hide your spool with some thread sticking out, then get your assistant to yank your loose thread; they will soon discover why they can't pull on loose threads!

### Pull My Sore Finger!

Hide your whoopie finger pen in your hand near your thumb; tell your partner, "My finger is sore, so please pull it." When your partner pulls on your fake finger, it will really sound off with a top-notch toot!

### Whoopie, Whoopie Wonders

Stick your "Beware of Bottom Balloon Deflations!" sign wherever you or somebody else will sit, blow up the whoopie cushion with your glitter straw and get set for windy japery! You could also activate your whoopie machine when you enter your room (turning the same old "GO TO YOUR ROOM" punishment into a FUNISHMENT,) sit down, bend over, zip a zipper, enter any place (as long as there aren't any high-class crowds) or even unzip a zipper!

### Toot Pollution

Poke and prod your whoopie goop, then flare your nostrils, lift your eyebrows, drop your jaw and point at somebody to pass the blame of broken wind!

### Flatulence Funk

Use your whoopie goop to accompany yourself lip-syncing or even singing; it'll sound just like your bottom is accompanying your amazing singing voice!

### OJ Pits

Just put your glitter straw in your underarm and pretend that your pit is a box of orange juice; sip away and enjoy your audience members' reactions!

### Pootfume

Pretend that your bottom is a body spray spritzing container for this jape; hide your whoopie machine inside of your palm, put your smooth inner wrist to your bottom, let one fly with your hidden whoopie machine and invite others to smell your signature fragrance! Don't worry; there are no smelly stenches involved.

### Playing Around with Sports, Of Course

When the referee or umpire blows the whistle at a sports event, give your whoopie whistle a real razz to make it seem like they did a bottom salute!