Alijah

Leader of The Dynamics

**Alijah**, sometimes called by his "superhero" alter-ego **Captain Dynamite**, is one of the main characters of Kid Dynamo, sharing equal importance in the show with Logan and Isaiah. He's the self-proclaimed leader of The Dynamics, and is voiced by his real-life counterpart, Alijah Webb (aka The Void).

## Appearance

Alijah is a mixed American, being both black and white. His tongue matches the color of Logan and Isaiah, but it's also the longest as shown when he sees something he likes or prepares to do something extreme. He has round, black hair, but the type of hairdo is never identified (save for *Freshen Up*). His main attire consists of a green polo shirt, grey shorts, white socks and dark grey shoes, of which he wears practically every day. When on the beach, he wears a white tank top, green swimming shorts and beach shoes with the same color as his swimming shorts. During cold temperatures, he wears a fluffy dark green hoodie with matching fluffy pants and winter boots. For his pajamas, Alijah wears a long white shirt with dark grey shorts, otherwise sleeping in his underwear. He wears a large abundance of clothes for his plots and operations, of which is too long to list on here.

## Personality

Alijah is generally the most rude, selfish, shallow, narcissistic and sociopathic of The Dynamics, constantly messing with Logan and Isaiah for the sake of "asserting his dominance as the leader". He's always wanting to be cool and easily obsesses over anything he labels as such. He positions himself above everyone else and has a strong need to make everything all about him. He also has a very snarky demeanor, and constantly attempts to insult or humiliate every episodic antagonist regardless of their power (this mostly results in him being drastically injured). Prior to his egotistical ways, he is immensely passionate in becoming popular and, in his own words, the "richest kachillionare alive", creating all sorts of merchandise and self-promoting projects to do so. He constantly tells outlandish, ego-fueled stories about himself as well to get his way.

Making schemes is something he practically runs on, being shown to do such in almost every episode. They may not have a good track record and occasionally flop thanks to his ego, but at the very least, they're well thought-out and show rare instances of almost succeeding. Sometimes they actually work, though said instances were fueled by his thirst for "revenge", which is actually a good motivator for him when he has enough.

This is due to him being excessively greedy and selfish, especially when it comes to money, soda, Milky-Way Bars and all his other obsessions. He will betray, torture and manipulate people for the sake of getting them, stooping very low as he does so. He is self-serving to high degrees and normally doesn't do anything unless it benefits him. When he obtains something he likes, he hoards it and keeps it to himself, not caring about the amount.

He is almost always willing to go to violence to solve his problems. Whenever he and his friends cross paths with an enemy, he resorts to threats or snarky insults at the very least when he isn't running away from them, otherwise engaging in physical combat most of the time. The following traits make him malicious to where he has little to no empathy for other people or their belongings and always being willing to trespass on or vandalize other people's property.

At times, he is incredibly dishonest and mostly lies about everything he does to get what he wants, especially when it's based around his stories and accomplishments. He will always try to make himself look like this legendary hero figure he clearly isn't, and go even further into his foolish illusions of egomania just to one-up someone, mostly landing him and his friends in danger because of it later on as karma. He will lie his way out of any situation he can, with most of these attempts being unsuccessful.

Though he's sometimes energetic (yet also nonchalant) when he actually wants to do something, he is mostly very lazy like his two friends. Instead of actually helping his fellow Dynamics during mysteries and adventures, he mostly does anything but despite calling himself the leader. He instead leaves the important work to them and only helps when their lives are in danger. He cannot sustain a job even if he tried, and is always seen slacking off on the couch instead of doing something important.

Alijah is incredibly gullible due to his childish attitude, delusional narcissism and reckless, bull-headed tendencies. He is mostly very clever, yes, but that doesn't make him safe from rarely being manipulated due to his greed and arrogance. Even aside from that, a vast majority of his schemes are all equally idiotic, as not only does he see any overbearing flaws in them or not learn from any of his mistakes, but the reasons he makes them are even more petty and harebrained.

In spite of all his behavior, deep inside the schemer's heart lies a pure love for his friends; he cares very deeply for them despite not being the best at showing it and after the first few seasons, he starts to display more care and concern for them alongside other characters. He is extremely protective of his friends, and will ruin the life of anyone who bullies them. The same goes for himself, but he gives people a worse punishment when Logan and Isaiah are involved, especially in later seasons.

## Relationships

### Logan and Isaiah

Logan and Isaiah are some of Alijah's only true friends in spite of how he treats them. He may come off as a self-centered jerk most of the time and manipulate them into doing things for the sake of completing his personal goals, but ultimately, he does care about them. This is hinted throughout the entire series, as Alijah doesn't have the best way of showing his compassion for them most of the time. He may torture and do cruel things to other people, but consistently refuses to give Logan and Isaiah the same treatment regardless of what they do, getting into physical fights with them at most.

### Fred

Due to his soft spot for cats, he loves Fred as much as he does Logan and Isaiah, but treats him with more respect than them not just because of that, but also because of his immense loyalty.

### Dredd

He loves Dredd just as much as Fred, but has the tendency to forget about her sometimes. Otherwise, he's teaching her how to cause trouble for seemingly no reason other than his enjoyment.

### The Cooper Kids

He loathes the Cooper Kids entirely (mostly their leader, Fishgills), enough to where he hesitates to team up with them most of the time and will do evil things to them if it means making them miserable. Everything is a competition when they cross paths while doing something, with Logan and Isaiah sharing the same amount of hatred for them and willingly going along with trying to surpass them.

### Hal Mercury

Given Hal hates Alijah the most out of everyone in the Dynamics, one would think he'd have mutual feelings, but instead, Alijah actually enjoys his company as he easily gets on his nerves and prompts him to do things that put him at risk of losing his job or anything good he just got in his life, like a car or recent girlfriend. Sometimes, he'll team up with Hal on things as well and actually bond with him until he goes back to his mischievous, money-hungry ways.

### Old Man Quill

Alijah, along with Logan and Isaiah, annoy him at times with their daily hijinks-

## Jobs

In spite of Alijah's laziness, lack of productivity and superior liking for being the center of attention, he has gotten (or sometimes created) his own jobs when Logan and Isaiah didn't have to force one onto him. Most of these, however, were always either centered around gaining popularity for the sake of revenge/satisfying his ego or scamming people out of their money.

## Accomplishments

### Acts of Heroism

Despite being immensely immoral at times, Alijah has his moments where he mans up and saves the day, though it's occasionally for his own benefit.

* **A Buncha Robots:** Saved the city from a robot apocalypse that could have stretched across the entire planet.
* **Backing in Time:** Prevented the death/deadly explosion of the space-time continuum with the help of Logan, Isaiah, and all of their ancestors from across time.
* **Night Dweller:** Woke Isaiah up before he wandered into the Pit of Despair.
* **The Darkened Turkey:** Stopped General Turkborg's evil plan to eat all humans and replace them with living turkeys.
* **The Pizza Man:** Successfully caught Pizza Palace scamming costumers out of their money and had them arrested, though he was also almost arrested for trying to steal the money made by them.

### Criminal Record

Now we move onto all the petty, selfish and half-witted crimes the leader of the Dynamics has committed, which is surprisingly a lot.

* **Armageddon:** Almost ended the world in *Wrath of Punch-Monkey* after sending a nuke to Whatchamacallit in order to kill Punch-Monkey, though he prevented it at the last second and redirected it to Mars somehow.
* **Arson:** Burned down the Whatchamacallit Movie Theater in *First Corpse*, and consistently threatens to do the same to other people's homes in several episodes.
* **Assault and Battery:** Does this in almost every episode.
* **Attempted Murder/Genocide:** His attempts to kill people are normally stopped by Isaiah, such as in *Logan vs The Grizzly*, where he gets held back from shooting the Annual Bear Menace with a shotgun and the animated variant of *The Frickin' Quest*, where he gets pushed down before he could stab the aliens who tried to steal his TV. He's also stopped from killing several people in a mall all because he didn't get paid for cashing in a $1000 book thanks to Logan in *Book a' Everything*.
* **Blackmailing:** In *First Corpse*, he threatens to Airdrop a video of Zombiestein doing... questionable things if he escapes, though said video is shown off-screen as even Alijah himself is disgusted. In the comic variant of *The Frickin' Quest*, he threatens to rat out Greg the Gobiln "to the feds" if he doesn't give any info on the missing video game truck he, Logan and Isaiah were looking for.
* **Breaking and Entering:** Does this in several episodes, but mostly in the comic and animation variant of *The Frickin' Quest* several times, though in the comic variant, he did this just to steal the belongings of others, while in the animation variant, he was looking for clues on where a missing video game truck.
* **Endangerment:** He casually leaves Logan and Isaiah in danger alone at some points, though he's not there with them when they are and normally rushes right in to rescue them when he finds them, as shown in *Stick It To Em* by the Animator.
* **Forceful Confinement:** Does this or at least attempts this in several episodes. Examples are when he holds several people hostage in the comic variant of *The Frickin' Quest* in order to find him, Logan and Isaiah's TV, and when he also locks the Alien Killer Clowns in his basement for questioning in *Clownin' Around*, though this is fair because they tried to do the same to him and... they're murderers.
* **Grand Larceny:** Is revealed to have done this all along at the end of the episode, *Wrath of Punch-Monkey*, being called out for all his collectibles from past episodes, such as his golden artifacts from *Looting for Dummies*, the 1970 Phil Philly-Chez Award from *Bank-Russy* and several other items from random episodes. He does this again in *Mummy-Zombie Team Up* with thousands of ancient golden items he stole from the bank.
* **Grave Robbing:** In *First Corpse*, he steals from Dr. Frankenstein's grave to find the Lightning-Nator, also looting his pockets. In *Night Dweller*, he stole sunglasses from an open grave, and even though it was technically open so it could be moved elsewhere (for some reason), it still counts as a crime. In *Looting for Dummies*, he opens several sarcophaguses to find gold, but finds nothing but corpses, so this may only be attempted grave robbing. In *The Darkened Turkey*, he stole General Turkborg's wallet after burying him.
* **Manslaughter:** Guns down several people in *Stranded 7 Seas Over* when they try to attack Fred, electrocutes Hal Mercury to death in *Map* before he could try to knock him out, accidentally pulls a building onto a crowd of civilians via magic in *Stick It To Em* when he tried to save them from the Guy In The Sky, and was revealed to have accidentally caused the gas station he trapped an angry mob in to explode in *Candy Mission*.
* **Money Laundering:** Most of his money was made through illegal means, but mostly "kid gambling" as revealed in *Read, Weep, Repeat*, which counts as a crime since it's underage gambling. He also hoards it and never gambles unless he cheats, as he normally loses otherwise.
* **Murder:** Kills several people throughout the show's run, and pretty much does it a lot altogether.
* **Murder by Proxy:** Alijah convinced Logan to kill Hal Mercury in *Mummy-Zombie Team Up*.
* **Possession of Prohibited Items/Weapons:** In *Jailbirds*, Alijah has several weapons that are outlawed in the United States, though one of them is outlawed in the Milky-Way Galaxy as a whole, with that one being the Alien Space Garb he obtained during the episode *Clownin' Around*. He also has a 1870s Gold Detector that was banned for causing global warming and power outages as revealed in *Looting for Dummies*.
* **Resisting Arrest:** Does this whenever a cop shows up to lock him behind bars, but mostly in each variant of *The Frickin' Quest*, where he runs away from them by either stealing their car or hitting them hard enough to where they fall so they can't chase him (which also counts for Assaulting an Officer).
* **Scamming:** As mentioned in *Candy Mission*, and hinted in several other episodes, but mostly *Wrath of Punch-Monkey* as he goes across the globe while battling Punch-Monkey. He will willingly do this if it means getting money, but doesn't do it ALL the time, sometimes preferring other methods like theft (this is mentioned in said crime).
* **Shoplifting:** Constantly does this, but mostly to anger Hal Mercury. In fact, this is what started his hatred for him and the Dynamics in *The Store*.
* **Slander:** He accuses the Cooper Kids of being hackers on TowerDay just so the company CakeStack could ban them for life in *Gamer Warz*.
* **Terrorism:** Attempts to invade a planet populated by aliens in *Alienz On Our Streets*, is seen threatening people around his neighborhood with guns in *Impostor Syndrome* (though this is in a silent cutscene), and more upon more crimes on this level, such as *A Buncha Robots*, where he threatens to blow up all of Whatchamacallit if they didn't leave even though they technically invaded the city and locked all the humans underground.
* **Theft:** Alijah is known for wanting to steal from people at times, but mostly does this because he "wants a way to get money that's fun" in his words. He also stole Old Man Quill's diamond necklace in *A Buncha Robots*, and robbed the Cooper Kids of all their valuables in *Copycats and Rats*. Most of his other crimes involving theft are accounted as Breaking and Entering, though the following crime is accounted as Obstruction of Criminal Investigation - stealing spare change off a crime scene and buying Milky-Way Bars with them even though it's crucial evidence needed to solve a case in *Paranormal Dyn-activity*.
* **Torture:** In *Night Dweller*, he could be seen beating Hal Mercury with a crowbar just so he could tell him where Isaiah was, and in *Bank-Russy*, he used several types of interrogation on a bankteller involving psychological abuse so he could get money from his lost bank account. He does this once again to Kicker in the animated variant of *The Frickin' Quest* for the sake of getting the video game he, Logan and Isaiah were looking for. In *First Corpse*, he put Zombiestein in an electric chair after he insults him in a public interview.
* **Vandalism:** Regularly defaces and destroys private property, though it's unintentional on rare occasions. Examples? In *Clownin' Around*, he is seen spray-painting "Dynamics Rule" around an entire carnival, and was involved in its destruction soon after. To add onto this, in *Candy Mission*, he breaks down a metal fence, and T-P'd the Cooper Kids' house in *Impostor Syndrome*.
* **Vigilantism:** Does this as "Captain Dynamite", his superhero alter-ego, every time he dawns the outfit. His methods of fighting crime are very hostile as he mostly beats up people he deems "criminal" and causes a massive amount of damage when he does hero work.
* **Violation of Firearm Laws:** Has way more guns than the average American should, and almost half of them are illegal, such as the 1990s Explosion-Boy, a rare type of gun that has been outlawed across the globe and manufactured by the government to be held in safekeeping in case of emergencies.

### Miscellaneous

* **Candy Mission:** Escaped a giant mob he caused alongside Logan and Isaiah, also saving some Milky-Way Bars for them in spite of his greed.
* **Copycats and Rats:** Defeated the Cooper Kids and earned the "Grand Trophy of Laser Tag-Ness".
* **Looting for Dummies:** Stole from an ancient tomb that belonged to Egyptian skeleton-mummies, and made his way onto their wall as a reward even though he, Logan and Isaiah destroyed it in the end.
* **Map:** Somehow made his own map for Whatchamacallit, and was able to launch his own fireworks once he finished.
* **The Frickin' Quest**
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## Talents

Even though he's normally incompetent, Alijah has some pretty remarkable skills and abilities of his own

* (WIP)

## Trivia

* His nickname is "Bubba", of which he was humiliated for in *Take A Chill Pill*.