The Mystery of the Druids

*The Mystery of the Druids* is an action-adventure, RPG dating sim released in 2001 before the events of September eleventh, making it a likely reason for the destruction of the World Trade Center towers alongside famous RTS *Deus Ex.* The game was played live on Twitch by the famous, reclusive mystic Lord Mandalore with his friends, notable bad influence Shammy and real human Joseph Anderson. The stream was the second in the Mandalore cinematic universe, but it was the first stream to include the prominent live meme creation feature, which involved numerous low-lifes and societal rejects creating images that made the loss in brain cells that one experiences while playing this game just that little bit easier to bear. The stream lasted for eight hours, and was scored by the Mariachi Entertainment System cover band and their song, TMNT IV: Turtles In Time - Sewer Surfin - Mariachi Cover.

## The Great House of Tales Schism - The Post-Launch Patch

After the launch of TMotD, the developers released an online patch that fixed multiple bugs and glitches, but altered the core content and story of the game. Many call this "The Bastardization Cut" of their beloved media. Of these changes, one of the major ones resulting in a law suit from Lowry Chat, there are several that were made due to the future real-life events following the release of this game:

* Lowry's Latent Psi-onic(?) powers are no longer alluded to in background storytelling, as such he now sits in his office chair and no longer can cause a game over if you confront him with the upgraded scissors covered in Melanie Turner's blood. He does not offer you CHIM if you hand him the ultimate weapon, which would lead to him defeating Prince Charles and avenging Princess Diana.
* The Princess Diana Warrant Joke is removed, along with hints to the True Lowry Ending involving her killer.
* Halligan no longer taps the screen as an idle animation, due to Limbo of the Lost developers saying it was theft. They later stole assets from the game, for the Limbo of the Lost Droods bonus chapter. (removed from the game due to time constraints)
* Removed Peter from the Future Ending (achieved by returning Janet's Scarf to her ancient ancestors so you can steal it in the present.)
* Melanie Turner can no longer wrong-warp to her Ex-Boyfriend's house to steal the mobile phone, part of the cut BT Broadband Promotion.
* Lowry no longer responds to Brent's Mum Voice Message, since that response was part of the 18+ concept version and not approved by PEGI.
* Brent no longer has a calendar in his office that has September 11 2001 marked as "Get revenge for King George III" and instead has it marked as "Get revenge on the American Neo-Droods" due to backlash after the events of 9/11 which were in fact caused by Neo-Redcoats.
* Brent is re-dubbed for his "There's no Pitza in there" line. It now says "There's no braver troops than those that fight so we can fill our Pitza Boxes. Especially Papa John Pitza."
* Added MandaloreGaming ARG
* The Forensic Professor no longer offers Brent a hit of his bong if you hand him the trapped cat.
* German Version has the 1940 time-travel section removed, replaced with a 1916 section where you acquire paint-brushes. All other versions have the section removed entirely.

You can play this patched version on Steam, but that's also the port that soft-locks after you hand your bone to Miss Turner.