Gonkong

## Description

Gonkongs are docile creatures that live in snowy climates. They constantly throw up a chocolate waterfall, and leave a trail of chocolate wherever they go because of this. Like I said, Gonkongs are docile. If you try to attack one, they will simply run away, which they can do because they're very fast and will probably outrun you. Gonkongs are usually small, around 4 feet tall, but larger sizes have been reported. The chocolate they throw up has been said to be quite tasty, being creamy and rich. They also have two gumdrop horns that can sense low blood sugar. If they sense someone with low blood sugar near them, they will offer that person some chocolate. A Gonkong's limbs can also stretch quite a bit. Staring into a Gonkong's eyes will cause you to feel paranoid, and the longer you do so the more paranoid you feel, but befriend one, and it just might let you look into its eyes without going mad. And don't ty to cover up a Gonkongs mouth, because doing so will cause it to swell and even explode. Some people have tamed Gonkongs, and have them as pets. There are a few different types of Gonkongs, with milk chocolate being the most common. Here's a quick rundown:

### Milk Chocolate Gonkongs

These Gonkongs are the most common type, and also the fastest. They are light brown in color and throw up milk chocolate. They have smooth, leathery skin, and it's kind of sticky. They're a little mischievous, and like to pull pranks on people, but don't worry, they're just having some harmless fun.

### White Chocolate Gonkongs

These Gonkongs are cream-colored, and they throw up white chocolate. Their skin isn't sticky at all, unlike the milk chocolate ones, and they love playing games with other Gonkongs. They've been seen playing catch, hide-and-seek, and rock-paper-scissors, but people have also reported seeing them playing games unfamiliar to humans.

### Dark Chocolate Gonkongs

These Gonkongs are dark brown, and throw up dark chocolate. Like the other types, they're docile to humans, but they have been seen being aggressive to other animals. One person even reported seeing they eat a live rabbit. Their skin is the stickiest, and they sometimes will get stuck to trees or rocks.

## Biology

Gonkongs are small bipedal creatures that vary in color, being either light brown, dark brown, or cream-colored. They have short limbs with small fingerless hands and feet, but they can stretch them up to 10 feet in length. Their head sports two horns that resemble gumdrops, one red and one green. The horns can sense low blood sugar, and when they do they glow. Gonkongs have black eyes with white pupils, and staring into them for more than 5 seconds causes paranoia, and the longer you stare the more severe it gets. They have a mouth with a black inside that constantly throws up chocolate, and covering it up will cause the Gonkong to swell and eventually explode.. It is currently unknown where the chocolate comes from, and whenever somebody plans to dissect one a billion protests erupt all over town (not actually a billion, it's a hyperbole). Gonkongs are more common in colder climates because they start to melt when the weather is warmer.

## Dos and Don'ts

### Do:

* Try their chocolate.
* Take one to a colder area if you find it in a warm climate.
* Accept chocolate if they offer it to you.

### Don't:

* Keep them in a warm environment.
* Stare into their eyes.
* Cover up their mouth.