The Eeby Deeby

**The Eeby Deeby,** alternately called "The Distortion" or "therapy", is the term jokingly used to describe a series of unique events that happen semi-canonically to the crewmembers of the Phœnix, located in a channel of the Discord server dedicated to the crew. The time period of the Eeby Deeby is ambiguous; in some places the crew is implied to be typing the events that occur out on their phones, and in others it is implied that the dialogue typed out in the channel is being said aloud.

The events of the Eeby Deeby are determined individually by the players on whether or not they actually occurred in crew canon.

## Notable canon events

* Gall experienced his first instance of "lucidity" after his avatar transformation after being flung overboard and being retrieved by Augustin.
* The crew played a variety of drinking and kissing games, namely Never Have I Ever and Spin The Bottle.

## Dubiously canon events

* Miriam attempted to gnaw one of Augustin's carved Eyes off of the wood of the ship.
* Several crewmembers are confirmed to make periodic trips through one of Eli's reality-warping doors to present-day America in order to get shampoo and conditioner.
	+ This may also be a Watsonian way of explaining the crew's anachronistically high level of hygiene.
* On multiple occasions, various crewmembers have used Eli's aforementioned doors to visit not only the future, but also alternate dimensions, such as that of the Touch-Tone Telephone AU. They often cause a good deal of trouble and turmoil before returning home.
* Clarence explained that he originally took Kai's tricorne hat from the captain of a random ship they raided in a competition with Jack to see who could kill the captain and steal his hat first. Jack won the competition, but Clarence then stole the hat from her and gave it to Kai.
	+ This has since been debunked in canon: Clarence actually found Kai's tricorne hat on the ship they had originally found her on, and it was the same hat that Kai had worn originally, which was given to her first from her sister.
* Augustin gains self-awareness and speaks directly to the players, who respond directly to him in-channel. It is canon that he speaks aloud to voices he alone can hear; less canon is their responses.
* Providence gained the ability to speak, and now shouts loudly in the minds of every crewmember whenever he wants something.
	+ This is only dubiously canon because Jack can in fact hear and understand Providence in the way described above; the rest of the crew, however, cannot.

* Clarence got stuck under a pile of cannons in the weaponry storage room.

* Miriam attempted to convince Augustin that there were mushrooms growing on the back side of his body, where he was unable to see them.
* Cook decapitated Clancy for stealing one of their knives.
	+ Even more dubiously canon is the fact that Cook then made out with Clancy's decapitated head.

## "Crack" events

* Various characters from other media manifest spontaneously on board, usually killed by the crew immediately afterwards. Notable instances of said manifestations include Jürgen Leitner and The Onceler.
* Various characters from the players' other stories manifest spontaneously on board, usually interacting humourously with the crewmembers for a short time before vanishing.
* Various characters from alternate universes of the crew manifest spontaneously on board, usually resulting in a massive and dramatic clash that works to heap development upon the characters.
* Lyon's prosthetic arm was transfigured into a cocktail drink, which was then drank by Micah.
* Everyone in the crew suddenly lost their phones due to Clarence throwing them overboard, and had to type in telegram form for several hours.
* Augustin took cocaine and spent several hours higher than Nepal.
	+ Some would say that this is the only true crack event.