Winnie the Vorsitzender: Piglet-lein Demands To Be The New Vorsitzender

One day, Winnie the Vorsitzender finds an old coupon spring in the bunkers' couch cushions, and decides to give it to his best friend Pigletlein as a best friend gift. After The Vorsitzender gives it to Piglet, Jodi and Trigger tell Piglet that he should surprise The Vorsitzender with something he likes. Pigletlein only has a small pot of opium, however. The three go around the Hundred Acre Germany and gather up every last pot of opium for The Vorsitzender. Once gathered, the opium pots break, and the opium is too dirty to smoke. Trigger says that since there is no opium left, they should go to “The Hundred Acre Japan”, which is in a forest somewhere in the ocean. The next day, Jodi, Pigletlein, and Trigger go on a long journey through the Wood, and the ocean. After asking a hyena for help, and every time Jodi says “The Hundred Acre Japan”, he gets trampled by a bunch of excited people with squinty eyes.

When they finally get to “The Hundred Acre Japan”, they find that it is inhabited by a bunch of Japanese followers of Pigletlein. The Pigletleiners take the coupon that Pooh gave Piglet, claiming that he has brought the “Sacred Document”, and make him their Vorsitzender, Jodi their Chamberlain, and Trigger their Prime Minister, But Jodi opposes all of this. Later, Pigletlein puts the coupon on the bottom of a giant Pigletlein statue, and the statue begins to spit out opium into a fountain. Jodi teaches a group of Pigletleiners how to shine bald heads, while Trigger teaches another group how to make allies with other Hundred Acre Woods. Later that day, Pigletlein sadly tells Trigger and Jodi that he doesn’t want to be Vorsitzender of a bunch of Japs, and wants to go home. Trigger points out to Pigletlein that here at “The Hundred Acre Japan”, they get whatever they want. When Pigletlein hears this, and sees a giant statue of Trigger and a giant statue of Jodi, including his bald head, he tells them that they’re being like The Vorsitzender.

Jodi realizes that they’re being like The Vorsitzender, and Trigger decides to get Pigletlein’s coupon. They decide to sneak out once the Pigletleiners are asleep, with the “Sacred Document”. When they remove the coupon, it causes a volcano of opium to erupt, and the Pigletleiners run frantically to Pigletlein and ask what they should do. Pigletlein tells them to quickly destroy the statues of Jodi with hammers, especially his bald head, which they do, and they’re saved from the overflowing opium. While the Pigletleiners cheer for their vorsitzender, Trigger looks on and learns that Pigletlein is good at being vorsitzender after all.

Meanwhile, the Vorsitzender can’t find Pigletlein, Jodi, Trigger, or any opium anywhere, "Pigletlein! Pigletlein!". He concludes that they’ve been stolen by a Russian. the Vorsitzender Russian-proofs his house, and that night, Pigletlein, Jodi, and Tigger return home from “The Hundred Acre Japan”, and go into The Vorsitzender's house through his opened back door. Pigletlein gives The Vorsitzender some opium, and The Vorsitzender tells Pigletlein that he is pissed that they left without permission, but would hate to see the opium go to waste. While Pigletlein is mad at the Vorsitzender for being such a jerk and demands that he become the new Vorsitzender.