The Fashion Police

The Fashion Police is an official Police Service founded in Birmingham on the 24th of July 2016 by Demetrius Maxwell and Darius Wiggleton. The Fashion Police can be reached by ringing 999, directing to the Police, and then pressing the number 7 to re-direct to the Official Fashion Police. The Fashion Police are dedicated detectives and are an elite squadron. The Fashion Police rivals the Metropolitan Police in ability, skill, willpower, and funding but is arguably are more important service in terms of the integrity of society. The Fashion Police currently operates at the Fashion Police Station located in Chelsea, London. The Fashion Police disbanded on the 9th of April 2018 due to Demetrius receiving collateral damage to his ulnar ligament and receiving a major fracture to his femur. The Fashion Police returned to action on the 20th of May 2019.

## Employees

* Darius Wiggleton-Pulchellus - Lieutenant (24th July 2016 - Present Day)
* Demetrius Maxwell - Sergeant (24th July 2016 - Present Day)
* Ernest Wiggleton - Photographer (2nd August 2016 -9th April 2018)
* Emile Jovan - Photographer (17th May 2019 - Present)

## Police Agency Theme Song

"*Super Good Looking, every hair in place! Everyone loves, this gorgeous face! All uggos, will be caught! I'm everything that they are not!"*

## Gadgets

The Fashion Police have many valuable pieces of equipment to assist them during their investigations. These pieces of equipment include:

* A pair of high-tech grappling hooks. Used to reach vantage points and previously inaccessible areas. Gifted to them by a masked vigilante known only as of the Bruiserman.
* 2016 Ford Transit Van in Hot Pink. Used for speed, maneuverability, and storage of equipment.
* Fabric Identifiers. Used to identify the quality of fabrics on potential perpetrators' clothing.
* Fingerprint Scanning Devices. Used to deduce the identity of a Criminal against Fashion.

## Cold Cases

Cold Cases are the codenames for Crimes Against Fashion that require investigation from the Fashion Police. As of the 20th February 2022, these are all of the Cold Cases carried out:

* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 1 - 13th August 2016 - Corleone Brothel, Norwich
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 2 - 28th September 2016 - Disko Dublin, Dublin
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 3 - 1st November 2016 - The Berrycloth Estate, Quebec
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 4 - 7th December 2016 - ITV Media Television Centre, London
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 5 - 4th January 2017 - Edwardian Gala, Stoke
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 6 - 14th February 2017 - Fruit and Veg Festival, Alfreton
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 7 - 2nd March 2017 - 02 Arena, Birmingham
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 8 - 29th May 2017 - Tyersal Nightclub, Bradford
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 9 - 4th August 2017 - Stadium of Light, Sunderland
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 10 - 30th October 2017 - Butler's Butchers, Wolverhampton
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 11 - 3rd February 2018 - Grimsby Asda, Grimsby
* Fashion Police Cold Case No. 12 - 9th April 2018 - Travelodge Mansfield, Mansfield

## Gallery

Darius Wiggleton as a Fashion PolicemanDemetrius Maxwell as a Fashion PolicemanThe Fashion Police discussing potential suspectsThe Fashion Police walking to a Disko