Joan of WOKE

"*Now this new play about a non-binary Joan of Arc has got me so pissed off because obviously the they/them who wrote it didn't do their goddamn research.*"
―Erik
Joan of WOKE is the second episode of Woke Watch. It was released on August 27, 2022.

## Summary

Erik gets upset because a play is portraying feminist icon Joan of Arc as non-binary. He watches a Paul Joseph Watson video about it, but he gets distracted by Watson's lips. Everyone keeps warning that Boudica will be erased by history too. Then he runs an ad segment for NordPass.

Erik finds a video of a guy in a tiny box in the corner complaining about Joan of Arc, but he keeps messing up his accents. Then he goes off on a tangent about chemtrails and complaining about women. Erik decides to do something, so he creates a change.org petition to make Joan of Arc a woman again. Then he posts a link to the petition on the Anti-Woke Liberals Facebook page. The petition gets over a hundred signatures, but they're clearly students.

## Comments

*Nobody puts things into perspective quite like PJ Watson. At least that's what I've heard about him, I'm always too busy staring at those goddamn lips bouncing around like I'm wearing 3D glasses! Holy shit buddy you got a license for those things? I couldn't pay attention to a word you just said, but if those words are as sweet as what they're coming out of then you're probably a very popular man. I mean you are a man right? Cause with lips like that you must get asked all the time. It's people like you that make me nervous about using public restrooms nowadays, walking around with your fat juicy mouth honkers hanging out. One of these days you should post a video going through your makeup fridge and showing us how you keep that shit moisturized. You've been blessed my friend. God if I had lips like that I'd never have to work a day in my life. Anyway that's enough outta me, Hollywood's full of pedophiles and Winnie the Pooh is canonically white.*
- Erik

*Damn, you UK feminists are cut from a different cloth! When can I move there? The only chicks who talk like that in America are thumb shaped weirdos with incarcerated boyfriends. That's sad to hear about all the death threats from the intolerant left. Thankfully our side also sends an incredible amount of death threats so the score's pretty even on that one. Eventually death threats are just gonna be how we say hi to each other, and we might finally find world peace since actual threats will lose all meaning. Also God told me to post this: (\_)\_)::::::::::::::::::::::::::::DM~~~~*
- Erik

*What's up pimp I've never seen anyone sport a Bart Simpson haircut in real life before. Gotta give you points for that one. Unfortunately you completely fucked over our entire movement by taking a swipe at feminists at the end there. All you had to do was sit and read the news story with a progressively worse French accent and the feminists would have been like "they can't take Joan of Arc from us!" But you just had to bring up the wage gap and now this debate is gonna be a total sausage fest. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a feminist to be anti-woke? You have to gaslight them so much they start watching combat sports and dreaming about having twin boys with a truck driving ex-cop. In fact I'm starting to think you might be an undercover woke marxist disguised as one of us. How else could you possibly explain throwing chemtrails in the middle of an anti-woke rant? We're anti-woke, not a bunch of fucking idiots and we see right through you. Go back to your antifa handlers and let them know your cover's been blown. NPC Parents? Yeah maybe if NPC stands for no pussy challenge, and you're the #1 undisputed champ. Next time try slathering your lips with vegetable oil and sticking them out into camera like a real anti-woke content creator and you'll be a little more convincing you blue pilled soy boy bitch.*
- Erik

*For years, Joan of Arc has been a feminist icon. But now the woke mob wants to strip Joan of Arc of her womanhood. This petition is to force any future depictions of Joan of Arc to present her only with a female identity, looking like a lady and acting like one too. Unfortunately this also means her character won't be able to wear men's clothing like she did in real life but it's a small price to pay to prevent marxist woke groomers from ruining her feminist legacy.*
- Erik

*Hey guys first of all Hillary got robbed, and also have you heard of this new woke Joan of Arc bullshit? They're making Joan of Arc identify as they/them in a new play for the Globe Theater. Sign my petition to shut this production down and force Joan of Arc to be remembered as who she was: A WOMAN.
https://chng.it/Ynb9rmbQG6 Other than that big high five everybody we finally got that climate bill passed.*
- Erik

*The movement that was supposed to be about equality of women now rejects the "construct" of women?*
- Brad VanDyke

*Next thing you know Harriet Tubman's gonna be nonbinary*
- Erik

*Calm down.Don't you remember saying go woke go broke?*
- Andrew Healy

*Don't tell me to calm down you fucking cuck, they're robbing women of their identity and rewriting history right under our noses! Do your research!*
- Erik

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