Clem

**Clem** is a robot/AI who works in Clem's Barbershop. By asking for a *hot shave and a towel* you can then specify a Realm to travel to and you will be taken there after you sit down in a chair and have a towel placed over your head (the shave is optional). Be aware that Clem is very picky when it comes to specifying what Realm you wish to go to, so be sure you know what it's called or you will not be able to go there until you do. Specifying a year as well seems to help.

In the event of Clem or the Barbershop not working: check the Barber's pole - it may have been turned upside down. Remove it and place it the right way up. If Clem has been killed or the shop taken enough damage to stop it from regenerating, remove the Barber's pole and place it upside down, then remove it and place it the right way again. This seems to do a reset/reboot.

## Notes

3/17/2019 - Aeolous - WARNING: Changes are Happening - 3 distinct events happened during our travels recently.

1. We noticed that the leaves on many trees in MMO Land, Burlington and Beastkin appear to be changing to that of an autumn-like colour. It seems that the season is changing. This has never happened before. I can only assume it is happening in all of the zones. The people in MMO Land are freaking out and the tensions between the DORAs and normies (yes that's what I'm calling them) are at an all-time high.

2. The old man's face from the bridge (Click Here) appeared out of thin air while we were in our house in Kinleyville and told us to return what was taken. I can only assume he is talking about the red gem.

3. Clem. BE EXTREMELY WARY OF HIM. He is no longer the brain-dead barber we all know and love. He appears to have gained some semblance of consciousness or free will. When we went to hop to another zone, he said "why thank you" when Raslen complimented him on my haircut. This immediately struck me as odd and after a bit of questioning, he started acting more and more creepy, even forgetting to ask us "where you headin'?" when we asked for a hot towel and a shave, instead creepily going to put the towel on our faces. We went out and tried to "fix" him by turning the pole upside down and right side up again (this was in MMO Land still). Clem then locked the door and put up the "closed" sign. We Trumped over to the Embassy and went back to the Clem's there. It was still open. Clem was even more creepy, but we tried to be nice and just get to where we were trying to go. Raslen got into the chair but I had an ominous feeling and quickly smacked the towel away from him and dragged him out. As we were leaving, we looked back and saw Clem following us out of the barbershop. Yes – he left the barbershop. We managed to lose him a bit and ran back to the embassy while also trying to draw him towards us. We waited just outside where the guards were and allowed Clem to come up to us. When he did, all he said was "a man chooses; a slave obeys" and then he left. So, yeah. I don't know about you guys but I don't trust him any more.
Oh and he did some creepy thing where he turned his head, then his torso, then his legs thing. Reminded me of an android. Is Clem an android?

3/20/2019 - Aeolous - The Ice Torcs from the Ice Tower- Completely null? Alien Postapocalypse. Unfortunately, Clem's is currently out of order over there after a fight broke out over it and we haven't had a chance to fix it. That and the fact that Clem is acting extremely weird due to the whole Gem of Judgement which I'm sure you've heard about.
Still, should you be brave enough to try and use Clem's in its current state, you can still get there. You just won't be able to use it to get back. You'll need to trump/shadow walk/find a gate somewhere.

3/21/2019 - Mildred responding to Glen about how Clem's was discovered- WARNING: Changes are Happening - I noticed it long time ago... Seen the same barbershop in multiple zones, so we went in and the rest is... this thing we live.