Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 3: 1995 Crown Excitement 400

Johnny Blamer cried after the race.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: So Johnny Blamer, you're like a Magnet Face.

Johnny Blmaer: (bawls) YEAH! I DIDN'T COMPETE IN THE FLORIDA 500 BECAUSE I DROPPED BY (popeye toot) TICKET! SO I DEBUTED IN THE 2ND RACE OF THE SEASON! AND I CRASHED THAT RACE!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok. Maybe you'll win your 2nd start.

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! Maybe you'll become a legend someday.

Johnny Blamer: OH YEAH! I'LL DO IT!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok Jeff Gorvette, you're on the pole.

Jeff Gorvette: Wow! 2 poles in a row!

(before the race)

Spike: How will the weather affect for today's race?

Jeff Gorvette: Well, the first couple of laps are going to be real crucial! My tires are gonna be real cold, track's gonna be cold so you know, just try not to wreck. The first couple laps is gonna be difficult but once you know, once we get some laps and on the tires, I... I don't know! If the Sun keeps peaking y... you know in and out like it has been all day and then we're gonna battle with that, but right now, you know, we just gotta see what the race is gonna do. Yesterday practice, I'm pretty good! I wasn't the best car but we know we got to adjust on it. We know how to do! We did it at Rockingham! We can just have a race like that again. We'll be in good shape.

(4 minutes later, the race starts)

Ken Squier: Here we go for the Crown Excitement 400 on CBS!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette nailed that gas and jumped off the lead. He's got a good lead on turn 1 with Rusty 2nd.

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA HA! Right behind you're tail, ugly Rainbow!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! I just beat you in the 1994 N2O Cola 600! You were trying to wreck me that race!

Rusty Wallace: WELL! My plan that race is to do a PIT maneuver and let you take out a lot of racers! (goes into the inside)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace down to the inside trying to take that lead back at the end of lap 1 but Jeff Gorvette has now lead the first lap!

Ned Carrett: And Rusty's down on the bottom! He's trying to take the lead!

Ray Reverham: Get behind the 2 car.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

Rusty Wallace: Not this time! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Oh no! Rusty Wallace passes Gorvette! That's horrible!

Ken Squier: Now Rusty Wallace will lead lap 2.

Ned Carrett: Oh yeah! I hate Rusty Wallace!

(lap 73)

Chick Hicks: Take this Kyle Trackson! (dumps Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: NOOOOO!!!!!!! (collects Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: And we have a crash on turn 3! Kyle Trackson has spun and took out Jeff Gorvette and Chuck Armstrong!

Ray Reverham: It's over, pal! We'll get it next time.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.

(lap 398)

Ken Squier: 2 laps to go in the Crown Excitement 400! Crusty Rotor keeps the lead! Rookie Johnny Blamer goes into the inside!

Johnny Blamer: I'm gonna win this race! (Passes Crusty)

Crusty Rotor: Go ahead! Win this race rookie!

Rusty Wallace: (Passes Crusty) I DON'T THINK SO! (Turns Johnny Blamer)

Johnny Blamer: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: OH, NO!!!!!! JOHNNY SPINS AND HITS THE WALL!!!

Ned Carrett: RUSTY WALLACE IS IN THE LEAD, BUT CRUSTY ROTOR PASSES HIM AN COMPLETES LAP 398!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Crusty Rotor for the win!

Crusty Rotor: Awsome job, guys!

Dale Earnhardt: Good job, Crusty Rotor! Hopefully, I could Intiminate you later this season!

Crusty Rotor: We'll see, Dale!

(after the race)

(at Johnny's house)

Johnny Blamer (crying badly): MOMMY YOU'RE HERE!

Jane Blamer: Johnny are you ok?

Johnny Blamer (crying): No mom I crashed again but this time I was LEADING the 198th lap before I spun out and crashed again! I'm the worst racer ever! I'm sure even Katie thinks I'm the worst racer ever!

Jane (hugs Johnny): I'm here Johnny. Katie would never think you are bad! I don't think you are a bad racer you just need to try.

Johnny Blmaer (crying): I can't believe I crashed again...(bawls)

Jane: It's ok Johnny. I will call The King, Dale, and Jeff.

(Later, the doorbell rings again. Jane opens the front door.)

The King: What's the matter, Jane?

Jane: Johnny's crying because he crashed again.

The King: It's ok Johnny.

Rick: Yeah it's ok.

Katie: You're not the worst racer. (kisses Johnny)

(Rick and Katie hug Johnny)

Dale Earnhardt: That's ok. You are not the worst racer.

Crusty Rotor: I'm the winner of this race! Also, it's ok to me.

Jeff Gorvette: I agree with my teammate. Bad things can happen during a race.

Johnny Blamer: (Stops crying): Ok guys. I won't cry again.

Crusty Rotor: Did you know, Rusty Wallace wrecked you on turn 2?

Johnny Blamer: Yeah!

Crusty Rotor: I'll talk to him. Ok, Johnny?

Johnny Blamer: OK, Crusty!