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Alexander "Alex" Ryder

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Alexander "Alex" Grace Ryder is a frequently used character (probably WAY overused) by Reebuh. He started out as some really white little bitch who was emo as fuck and was really gay before he even knew it. Then again, that was all a couple of years ago and he still really hasn't grown out of the emo phase, though now he's hot and there's a lot more puns involved with him. He actually used to have a slight speech impediment, though it was later removed because it didn't quite fit in. Honestly, he's probably my favorite because he's been with me since the beginning of my roleplay career, and I'm spoiled by my friends when they draw him. (I guess I'm also lucky my friends love him as much as I do)

### Physical Description

About 6ft 2in, raven black hair that's shaved on both sides, coming up on the top of his head in a messy, wavy mix; he has a few gray hairs mixed in, as well. His eyes are bright green, which contrast greatly against his light olive skin; one eye is noticeably darker than the other. Alex is lanky and well, a giant, but he looks thin and is built for speed, despite being one of the taller young men. His sleek frame hides strength and muscle, and he has fine, sharp, angular features that some deem attractive. He's rarely known to smile, and generally always has a strict, grim look on his face- he tends to have a rather pissed off look on his face that's actually just his neutral face.

### Personality

Alex is known to be a complete hard-ass; he's rude, blunt, to the point, and rather cunning. He's strong-willed and independent, with a string of stubborn ambition that makes him rather suited to a leadership
position, given he's put with people who can handle him, and vice-versa. Knowingly aggressive and intimidating, Alex rather uses this to his advantage to create an air of a commander. Alex is a man with a plan, who doesn't take anyone's shit.

He's got a cold exterior that is broken fairly easily once you befriend him, apparent from the way he is around his friends. He's a bit socially awkward, but when he's comfortable around people, he's been known to be a rather kind soul with a hatred of loud noises, and an arsenal of terrible puns that come with his deadpan humor. Alex is a loyal friend who will not hesitate to fuck someone up for you, though his loyalty is not easily won, but once it is, he's here there for you. He has issues getting worked up and being a little too anxious about things.

### AUs

Alex is a primary character in nearly every AU, though there are a few he hasn't made an appearance in yet.

*The list on this Wiki is by no means complete- trust me, there are tons of AUs I've roleplayed throughout the years that won't get a spot here because they just haven't been as explored as the others.*

### Trivia

* Alex is demisexual. He's got a boyfriend, Jason.
* Reebuh constantly has to shield him from Tygar's barrage of terrifying jokes
* In most AUs, he is related to Grayson's Lewanna Yeager.
* In some AUs, he's been known to have asthma and anxiety attacks.
Henry

## Appearance

Henry is usually portrayed as a Rhinoceros Snake, have "horns" towards the tip of his nose, but varies in species of Snake when seen.

Other than being a snake, he has no other distinguishable features.

## About

Henry tries to keep to himself, selling his wares and occasionally interacting in the sands.

Though he is seen as somewhat of a recluse, he has gained some friendships within the sands from the likes of his adopted siblings, Telly (A bone selling hyena or bonesales100) and Rick (A moss selling alligator/crocodile or mossvendor100), and his main customer, Jerry (A record selling Ferret or recordsforcheap2012). He also introduced the sands to Trevor (A house plant selling Koala or houseplants100), who he keeps in close communication with.

He has no known blood family ties or relationships.

## Typing Quirk

When Henry first appeared in the sands, he spoke through broken English:

*"Snake Henry save now and listen when back home*

*Thank ferret friend" -* Henry upon receiving an original track from recordsforcheap2012

But as of August 18, 2015, he has changed to speaking in normal tone, with standard English.

## Past & Childhood

Henry was birthed from an egg in the care of the one known as "The Old Mother" along with Rick and Telly. Though Rick and Telly are the ones that guide him, he is the oldest of the bunch. After an incident at his championship baseball game (where he was crowned champion), he lost his memory of the remainder of his childhood, and was put into a coma until his college years. Rick and Telly are continuously attempting to return his memories.

Henry attended Shimmer University with Rick and Baron (jarsandbuckets100), but spent an incredible amount of time in his studies, so he went unnoticed by the remainder of the community. Come graduation day, he was to be labeled valedictorian, but lost his title after an anger induced rampage around the campus, after receiving a C on a sociology test. He was not seen on graduation day. Though he does hold a masters in Environmental Science, he sees himself as a failure, and chose to do business in the sands, instead of the sciences.

## Life Events (Within the Sands)

Arrival

The Death of The Old Mother

Henry's Broken Sanity

## Realtionships

Rick - Henry's adopted Crocogator Sibling

Telly - Henry's adopted Hyena Sibling

Frederik - A badger who is a friend/enemy to Henry

Jerry - Henry's close friend and main customer

Samiran - Henry's main adversary

Trevor - Another close friend to Henry
Sandsverse Wikia

### The Sandsverse

Well met, traipser. You have stumbled-upon a universe, dominated by powerful creatures. The likes of which are impossible on our normal planes... Read on, but be wary... You may encounter unlikely things... A Tapir... A Monkey... A Hog... Unknown & frightful being... Bewarned, for within this *Wikia* knowledge great & elusive abounds!!

1. Canon World

2. Non-Canon World

3. The Forum
Andrew

Andrew doing his famous "Deep look"

Andrew is a very violent newt, who sells plots of land in "The great Swamps." He is prone to fighting, even going as far as throwing Donny the rhinoceros into the sun. Donny of course, lived.

He says strange things, such as "No, you will be guamched." It is unknown what guamching is, unpleasant or not.
Tyrannosaurus Imperator and Gerry

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Tyrannosaurus Imperator and Gerry are two reptiles who are members of the Illuminati, an organization that supposedly controls the government. Their two most notable actions are both taking over "steve"'s account, first as revenge for some unspecified event and later for being imprisoned in his home.

Tyrannosaurus Imperator types in all capital letters and seems mainly concerned with food. Gerry, sermingly some sort of minion to the Tyrannosaurus, types in only lower case.
Vera

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Vera is a black female crow who sells and trades "shines" from her personal collection. She runs her store with the help of her youngest son, Jeb. Both Vera and her sons speak in Sands Vernacular.

## Appearance

Vera has smooth black feathers and black eyes. She takes very good care of her feathers and prides herself on being a very clean crow.

## Personality

Vera is a very kind bird who puts others before herself. She is known for acts of charity and will give away wares if the situation calls for it. She also will give her friends special deals. She is very proud of her friends and of her son.

Though she is a self-proclaimed philanthropist and wants nothing but peace and friendship, Vera will take place in conflict if need be, and although she claims to dislike taking sides, she'll usually align herself with whoever is nicest to her and her sons.

## Family

Vera has four sons: Maxwell, (the oldest,) then Albert, Benson, and Jeb. The three oldest work as delivery boys while Jeb, who for some reason cannot fly, works with her in the shop. What he does specifically, no one knows, but Vera has stated that he will take over the shop one day. She loves her sons dearly and describes them all as "Good Boys," often taking the opportunity to boast about them.
As of now it is unknown who the father of her children is, nor what happened to him, though she has alluded to being married in the past. She refused to answer further questions and, when encouraged, promised to bury her past deep in the ground.
Randolph

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Randolph is a chameleon that sells ammunition. This includes arrows, bullets, rockets, torpedos, lasers, grenades, giant sawblades, barrels, peanuts, and just about anything that can be shot at someone.

Whilst typing, he seems to cApitalize his A's , And will get eAsily excited!!!

## Appearence

Randolph, as a chameleon, can take many colors, but he prefers green and purple. He wears very strong armor on his back that ensures he does not get stepped on.
Bethany

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**Bethany (also known as Bethanney or Bethanny)** is a Binturong (also known as a bearcat) who sells Mulch.

## Appearance

Bethany appears as a somewhat scruffy-looking Binturong with long whiskers.

## Personality

Bethany is somewhat of a mixed bag when it comes to personality. On one hand, she seems somewhat kind and congenial to others, especially Oswald, who she is close friends with, but otherwise, Bethany can be rather harsh and rude to others.

## History/Origins

Little is known of Bethany's origin, save for that she and Oswald fought together in the Anime Wars, where she served as a field medic.

## Abilities

Bethany, being a Binturong, has exceptionally sharp claws, of which, she has claimed, can slice through a human man in one stroke. She also has healing abilities that are activated through sacred mantras.

## Relationships

**With Oswald:** Bethany and Oswald are close friends, as well as old war buddies.

**With Roberta:** Roberta and Bethany, based on their few interactions, seem to be on good terms.
Business List

A list of products and occupations within the Sandsverse.

* Ammunition: *Randolph the Chameleon*
* Bags: *Pip the Pomeranian (deceased)*
* Bakery: *Lee the Pangolin*
* Baskets: *Ruben the hedgehog*
* Berries: *Irma the Bat*
* Blacksmith: *Reginald the Rhino*
* Books: *Anthony the Seal*
* Bread Crumbs: *Leroy the Pidgeon*
* Buckets: *Baron the Crow*
* Bulb: *Kirk the Eel*
* Burgers: *Cira the Cheeta*
* Cacti: *Lloyd the Elf owl*
* Chips: (Star Pringles) *JohnsonJoestar the Human*
* Corn: *Eugene the Owl (MIA) , Irma the Bat*
* Dairy Products: *Duffy the Killer whale*
* Doctor: *Morris the Bunny*
* Florist: *Kepler the Carp*
* Fruits: *Elmer the Proboscis monkey,* (Cantaloupe) *Tyrone the Crocodile*
* Glass art: *Xzavier the Axolotl*
* Goldfish/ Gravels: *Fishboy the boy*
* Gourds: *Irma the Bat*
* Grass: *Reginald the Hog*
* Hats: *Anya the Ferret*
* Hell and accompanying wares: *Samiran the Coyote*
* Herbs: *Brenda the Asian golden cat*
* Honey: *Fredrick the Honey badger*
* Ice: *Unknown Aardvark*
* Inks: *Bartholomew the Squid*
* Jars: *Baron the Crow*
* Jewels: *Siren the Dragon (deceased)*
* Knives: Wade the Praying mantis
* Leaves: *Irma the Bat*
* Lies: *"steve"*
* Magical Items: *Charleston the Parakeet*
* Masks: Bobert the Catfish (deceased)
* Matchmaking: *Irma the Bat*
* Metals: *Pauls the Red panda*
* Minerals : (Egyptian) *Ida the Lesser egyptian jeroba*
* Musical Instruments: *Joe the Gryfalcon*
* Pain: *Melman the Goldfish spirit*
* Potions: *Sybil the Cougar*
* Pots: *Cristobal the Siamese cat, Samuel the Siamese cat (deceased)*
* Rocks; (Egyptian) *Ida the Lesser egyptian jeroba,* (Smooth Stones) *Oswald the Moose*
* Runes: *Waluigi the Eel*
* Sands: *Seymour the Tapir,Johan the Chicken*
* Sandwiches: *Ronaldo the Moose*
* Shoes: *Benny the Horse (deceased)*
* Space Real Estate: *Lyle the Doberman pinscher*
* Steel Balls: *JohnsonJoestar the Human*
* Sticks: Elsabeth the Hedgehog
* Teacups: *Quentin the Giant anteater*
* Teeth: *Zeb the Hyena*
* Toothbrushes: Aaron the Sheep
* Trash: *Ash the Opossum*
* Treasure Hunter: *Charles the Red-tailed hawk*
* Trunks: *Zimbabwe the Elephant*
* Vegetables: *Ivan the Corgi , Johan the Chicken*
* Vinyl Records: *Jerry the Ferret*
* Yarn: *Ursula the Grizzly bear*
Hannibal

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Lawrence is a white-tailed deer that sells assorted horns. Where he gets these horns remains unknown. He speaks in classic Sands Vernacular.

## Appearance

Hannibal has tan fur and large antlers which he refers to as "horns". He has said that he is larger than Horace.

## Personality

Hannibal is fast to hold a grudge against anyone, even against those who he has not met.
Lux

Lux is a Chromodoris Joshi, or a group of them, sharing one mind. He sells many potentially sapient puppets and statues. He possesses an animosity towards Dolphins, and presumably other Porpoises, and as such he refuses to sell his Wares to them. It has also been stated, once, that he seems to distrust the arctic ningen, stating "Do not trust the arctic ningen. Refuse his lies".

It has been implied heavily that he feeds Directly on the stream of time itself, though this could just be a joke. He also has been stated to heavily prefer Pepsi over Coke, but he refers to Pepsi as Bepesi, meaning that they could both be seperate drinks entirely.

He has had conversations with the "Erased Scholars Of Galk", though it is unknown who, or what, the Scholars, or Galk itself, may be. This, of course, implying that they exist in the first place. Many things he says appear to be nonsensical, even by Merchant standards, so their validity is questionable.

He seems to know a lot about the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse, specifically that there are, in fact, way more than four. Among these Horsemen mentioned are Death, "Pestilence and her Daughter Pollution", War/Conquest, who are the same entity, Famine, The Headless Horseman, Frosty, Carcinogen, "Weather Storms", Confusion, and Horror. It is unknown how he has this knowledge, but it could just as easily not be true at all.

It is unknown where he resides specifically, though it is clearly somewhere in the ocean, and likely also a place with some quantities of Brain coral, which is currently the only known substance he accepts as payment. Another bit of evidence pointing to the fact that he could live in the ocean is that "Several entities emerged from the Mariana trench", meaning he must have been somewhere in the area. Confusingly, He also has stated that he sleeps in the center of the earth, calling it "Warm"

Lux has "More than one" of a group of entities known as the Sis-tars. They all appear to be either related, or created, by Lux. Sis-Tars don't always resemble nudibranches, with most not even being Slugs at all, but the majority are at the very least Sluglike in appearance. The known list of Sis-Tars is as follows

* Yan E. and Lor'elle, Depictions of which are apparently highly illegal
* Letch and Retch, destroyed entities who May not be Sis-Tars, but just as easily could be
* The Mighty Vascular Risk Factor, Smiter of Dolphins, Consumer of Wood
* Zona Blomboop, The "2nd Most Pink Sis-Tar"
* Bagin Egg, Universal Criminal, Apparently is a Sea Pig
* Mamela, Unseen For Long Time. Blurry. Hallucigenia
* Gomblin’ Michael, Among the largest of Sis-Tars. Highly Carcinogenic. Glaucus Atlanticus
* Scum and Grime
Alexander

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Alexander, **The Honest Collector**, is meteorite-selling kangaroo. He is an ex-convict and devoted the rest of his free life to making an honest living with his growing collection of meteorites.

## Appearance

Alexander is a grey kangaroo with a pouch that he sewed on while in jail. He has powerful back legs for jumping and kicking.

## Personality

While many question the legitimacy of his wares, Alexander guarantees that his goods are real meteorites. He is still as cheerful and playful as the day he was sent to jail(immediately after his birth) although he will sometimes exclaim about the end times. He speaks in SSV but is known to shout words while he jumps. As a prisoner, Alexander collected tips from the other inmates and honed his merchant skills.
Gin

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**Gin** is a Kiwi bird that creates and sells sock puppets. Their first post was made in August of 2015, though they did not gain much attention from the community until Seymour reblogged one of their posts. Any familial ties are unknown as of now.

**Sock Puppets:**

the sock puppets created and sold by gin have several abnormal properties. Though Gin supposedly creates them out of basic fabric, they seem to have some form of consciousness and Gin refers to them as separately functioning entities, even giving them names and specialties. They seem to be able to complete basic tasks (the main example of this is Owen, an orange sock puppet who both owns a car *and* can drive)
Margaret

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Margaret is a magpie that sells assorted jewelry as well as gemstones. She has 5 children by the names of Sebastian, Alistair, Antoinette, Ophelia and Florence. She is also married, to a husband who has only been described as "out of town". She says all of her products are made herself, and are definitely not stolen.

### Appearance

Margaret is a black and white magpie with feathers that have a slight blue hue. She sometimes wears the jewelry she sells.

### Personality

Margaret speaks in Standard Sands Vernacular but phrases things in odd, mostly reverse ways. She is mostly polite and kind to those she meets but is offended by stereotypes.

### History

Margaret has recently moved into the entrepreneurship career to make a use for her love of gems and jewelry making and to feed herself, her husband, and her 5 children.
Jinnifer

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Jinnifer is a human girl that searches the world for rare weasels. She often finds herself terrorized by unkind weasels which she usually scares away with her axe, the legendary weapon Yindlebranger.

## Personality

Jinnifer is very friendly towards people she considers to be "Pals" and any potential pals. She dislikes tyrants and bullies, often being somewhat overly confrontational towards them. She tags every post with either "Wonderous" or "Foulness," depending on the contents of the post itself.

She is an expert in the subject of arcane things, prone to believing in conspiracies, and believes in prophecy. She is a firm believer in the prophecy of **"The Father"** and believes it will come to pass very soon. She also believes that the government is conspiring against those who own weasels.

## Abilities

Jinnifer has limited psionic abilities, mostly consisting of the occasional vision or prophecy. Most of her power comes from the "Light Knapsack," a powerful object containing a nearly infinite amount of useful things.

## Speech

Jinnifer speaks a slightly modified form of Sands Vernacular, capitalizing the first letter of every word and occasionally doubling the first letter of words. She occasionally sprinkles Skarillmirillish words into her speech, primarily "Waesel." She oftentimes puts quotation marks around phrases for emphasis.
Emily

Emily Fourhundredbees Lesbian is a tardisgrade who sells ancient relics. She didn't always actually have a business, and it is possible she only started it because of a group of people who have the Final Element, whatever that is. A note left by someone potentially in that group asks for the Relics, although little is known about this person.

## Personality

Emily is very powerful and sometimes brags, and was once focused on love, but recently she has changed. She is happy with Gertrude, but she has become more focused on making sales. She is also very vague about threats, which is really really annoying sometimes because people need info. She has become suspicious of people too, although this has been seen very little.

## Relationships

Emily is in a romantic relationship with Gertrude, a bird who sells grass. Gertrude is currently taking a break and may be gone forever. Emily's feelings of this are not stated, although she is likely heartbroken.

## Abilities

While Emily's exact powers are unknown, it's possible she has all powers. We have two definite powers: immortality and creation of life.

## Other Info

Emily refers to herself as the "creator of all," and says the relics are useless to her. While there is no confirmation of this being true, she does seem to be powerful, based on both the Relics and the group of people who are plotting against her.

Emily has a disciple, sighlanvaneck. However, they are an actual real person, so how Emily got them to work for her is a mystery. It is possible that they know more about what is happening, but bothering them for it is a bad idea.

Please don't do it.
Hobbes

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Hobbes is a hermit crab that lives in a secluded cavern under a rather mossy rock. They sell various house-warming gifts as well as objects they deem as "containers", essentially anything that can hold something else. Hobbes will occasionally offer prophecies at a discount if one purchases at least one hundred items, but they never come true. They speak in a slight deviation of the Sands Vernacular, placing spaces between words and punctuation.

## Appearance

Hobbes sports a distinctive purple hue, and is easily identified by a missing leg they claim they traded for their prophetic abilities. Hobbes prefers unconventional items to use as "shells", and changes them constantly.

## Personality

Hobbes is a rather agreeable and excited individual, but will become agitated easily, especially when accused of making false predictions. If angry with someone, they will accuse the person of stealing their missing leg. They also appear to have a potent dislike of germs and diseases.
Oswald (pangolin)

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Oswald **(Full Name: Vivalde "Oswald" Hydrocortizone Dustyboy)** is a Pangolin who sells dust. He is the adopted father of Gary and Husband of Aaron, the uncle of the Pangolin Philippe, as well as the brother of another Pangolin named Thompson. Oswald speaks in standard Sands Vernacular, albeit with scatterings of shakespearean language. Oswald resides in an apartment in Greenland, the specific location of which remains undisclosed. For reasons unknown, Oswald has an especially strong hatred for Anime, especially the popular idol anime *Love Live*. Oswald also was a frontline combatant in an armed conflict known as "The Anime Wars", along with the Binturong Bethany.

## Appearance

Oswald is a Giant Ground Pangolin who posesses scales of a dull brown-orange color. Oswald has a very long tongue and no teeth. In more recent posts, Oswald's physical appearance has changed. His right arm has been replaced with an advanced robotic prosthetic, and he has generally increased in size.

## Personality

Oswald is a typically well-meaning Pangolin who cares for his friends, family, and customers (who he refers to as "Discipels"), however, Oswald is still something of a mischief-maker, as he frequently instigates conflict and also insults many of his fellow vendors.

## History/Origins

Oswald is an incredibly ancient being, claiming to have been born on the date of "Pseudo-Year Cosmic Ϡ" when he was birthed from the "Holy Slermpch". In his early years, Oswald discovered a "Cairn" in which he gained his ability to sell and manipulate dust, despite him abandoning it. Oswald also claims to have negotiated the peace treaty with Phraetes V on the Banks of the River Euphrates in the year BCE 1, as well as claiming to have fought in World War I in the trenches. Oswald also claims that he "created" music in 2001. Oswald also supposedly traveled back in time and murdered Ronald Reagan, his archrival, who later came back from the dead and stole something of Oswald's.

## Relationships

**With Aaron:**   Oswald and Aaron are married, as well as being very good friends. The two also fought together in the Holy Wars against Ronald Reagan, as well as against the Dark God that Aaron summoned. They have a shared care for their adopted son, Gary.

**With Oliver:**Little is known about Oliver and Oswald's relationship, except that they are fairly good friends. They frequently call on one another for aid in dealing with their problems. Recently, however, a rift formed in Oliver and Oswald's friendship when Oswald stole Oliver's much-valued tusks. The two eventually went to war over this conflict.

**With Gary:** Gary and Oswald have a typical Father/Son relationship, but Oswald does slightly dislike Gary's rowdy teenage habits.

**With Roberta:** Roberta and Oswald are friends, despite how often they argue. Oswald also possesses some level of deference to Roberta, as she is the rightfully-elected President of Albania
Reginald (hog)

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A grass-selling hog who is currently incorporeal. After his mother, the dragon, threatened Oswald the moose, Oswald traded his soul to Melman to gain the ability to kill the dragon. While this was unsuccessful, Reginald was killed in the battle. Reginald uses his ghost powers to traverse time and space, furthering his ability to sell grass. He haunts the Hog Field that he inherited from his father eight years ago.

## Appearance

Reginald is a large black hog that is intangible. He has the ability to change his appearance slightly, but only temporarily. His hind legs were lost and turned into a spectral wisp after he died. He has a bullet hole between his eyes.

## Abilities

As a ghost, Reginald can travel through time and space without any physical affect. His time travel ability is limited so that he can only travel into the past, but he must travel into the future at a regular pace. He cannot make physical contact with corporeal objects. He can communicate with the living only for purposes of trade.
Lyle

Lyle is a Doberman Pinscher that sells real estate across the cosmos: planets, comets, stars, asteroids, etc. Sands Vernacular is his mother tongue.

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## Appearance

Lyle looks like any other average Doberman. He has a slim yet muscular frame. He has black fur with rust markings. His ears are cropped and his tail is docked. He does not usually wear a collar, but will on occasion.

## Personality

Despite his intimidating look, Lyle is rather sensitive and does not take things lightly. He has a tendency to be alert and on edge. Towards strangers he is somewhat standoffish. Though towards merchants he has befriended he is very protective and is not afraid to bare his teeth at those who provoke them. Most of the time, though, he is all bark and no bite, for he feels that he may lose potential business partners if he causes any serious conflict. Sometimes, he can seem sassy and know-it-all like. He tries his best to keep professionality at all times.
The Hostess

**The Hostess** is the third-stage fetter of Corinne Gracey, preceded by The Handmaid and The Caretaker.

 Origin

[what caused this fetter to form in the mind of the vessel]

## Personality

[personality as well as the flaws the fetter embodies]

## Environment

[describe the place this fetter is found in, etc.]

## Trivia

[flower symbolism, true name, added fun tidbits]
A. Spider (Jerome)

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Jerome is a Sydney Burrowing Spider that has been around since at least the time of the dinosaurs. He digs many tunnels and holes connecting lots of locations in the sandsverse. Any artifacts or "trinkets" He sells and gives away, as he has no use for anything but sand, silt and clay. These are the things he eats. Sometimes he will eat chalk, but he tends to avoid it because it fills him with power and energy he cant control. He is a vegan, but ocassionally he will offer other vendors "soup", represented by a stock photo of a beef stew.

In the cubic realm Jerome is responsible for many deep holes and tunnels, Including a tunnel that lead to the discovery of the Brood Hole. His original mound home was destroyed after Seymour went on a rampage, so he now has a home hidden inside his tunnel. Jerome isnt his real name, but was the name he gave himself when disguised as a tapir.

Jerome has a pet hamster named Toledo (Who ezekiel foolishly believes to be a dog) And three young children named Tiney, Tiny, and Dot. Jerome also has a nephew named Josephine, who hacked into his blog on Feburary 16th. He sees all of his family members once a year at their family reuinion. The reunion takes place on no-spider island, which was named that to better attract tourists. Jerome is also friends with "Death" whom he plays chess with every Sunday. Death also helps Jerome with his taxes.

On febuary 26th, Jerome went through shirly temples gate, to "Web Sh!t Up From The Inside-Out" He got stuck in the gate, until Chardly fired up his dirt defenses and disconnected the gate permanently, freeing Jerome.

More recently, Jerome has taken up a life of the sea, along with Ezekiel. He enjoys singing sea shanty's and swabbing the deck of the Funny FockShit
Gemson

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Gemson is an Ocelot merchant that specializes in Fortune Telling, paid for by money or anything else of value. He puts spaces before any and all punctuation marks. Other than that, he speaks in relatively coherent classic Sands Vernacular.

## Personality

Gemson can be aggressive at times as he takes his fortune telling business very seriously. He will react by hissing and using many exclamation points if anyone upsets him by calling his predictions false or attempting to selling him things he deems "illegel" in exchange for his services.

## History

Gemson's father was a fortune teller as well, but was killed by a boar when Gemson was young. The gift of seeing the future was passed to him at the moment of his fathers death, and he decided to wander the sands and tell people of their future to make a profit.
Derrick

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Derrick is a serval merchant who sells candlesticks--never candles, only sticks. For the most part, he speaks in fairly coherent Sands Vernacular. He also inserts "r"s into his words seemingly at random, especially after words that end in vowel sounds.

## Personality

Derrick can come across as rather arrogant. In reality, he thinks very highly of everyone, often addressing his customers as "Blessed Customer". He appears to be very religious, but it is unclear what exactly that religion is. He seems to worship sounds in some capacity, or at the very least he considers them sacred. Derrick has very few survival skills due to his upbringing.

## History

Derrick has no memory of his family. He was raised as a house pet before escaping and journeying to the Sandsverse. He experienced a vision of "Most Beuatous Sounds" upon his arrival in the Sandsverse.
Reginald (rhino)

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Reginald is an old blacksmith and cousin of charles the hawk. he was once a soldier and fought in the great sand wars before retireing and opening a his new buisness.

## Appearance

Reginald is an old, sturdy black rhino. he sports countless battle scars from his army days. he is sometimes seen wearing his old armor.

## Personality

unlike his cousin charles, reginald is patient and calm. he rarely acts without careful planning and usually seeks peaceful solutions to conflicts.
Kasdan

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Kasdan is a Common Rosefinch hailing from Edelreich. He specializes in the crafting and selling of dice of every kind. There is no order too tall for Kasdan.

His preferred material to trade for is Osmium, but he will trade for anything he needs. He is not a creature of want.

Kasdan knows little of the world he has found himself in, and is eager to learn its history. He enjoys making friends.

Kasdan was quick to strike up a close friendship with Mungus, a towel-selling Hippo. He is also close allies with Barb, the bakery Snail. The three of them enjoy playing Monopoly together.

Kasdan's Sands Vernacular is unique in that there are no misspellings. He appears unable or unwilling to use pronouns in most circumstances. Kasdan refers to others by their name or species. When referring to other Avian Vendors, he often calls them "Fellow Bird" or "Fellow Avian."

One exception is when referencing Elmer, Horace, or Seymour. He will refer to them as "Fruit God," "Snow God," and "Sand God" respectively.
Brenda

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Brenda is an Asian Golden Cat/Temminck's Cat who sells Herbs. Among the herbs she sells are oregano, lavender, basil, and catmint. She began as a book-seller, but saturation in the book market caused her to develop her herb selling business instead.

## Appearance

Brenda has deep brown fur mottled with stripes. She is rather large for her species. She has a soft and friendly face and a soft, fluffy tail.

## Personality

Brenda is intelligent and knows a lot about herbs and the lore surrounding them. She is very friendly, and will always attempt to forge business partnerships with other vendors before fighting with them. She loves food, and is a carnivore. However, she refuses to eat fellow vendors and will instead only eat meat she has not killed herself.

Brenda is also very hopeful and determined. Even when faced with impossible odds (like the Crunch), she maintains a positive outlook and does her best to survive, in order to make her father proud. She is willing to do whatever it takes in order to maintain her dignity.

During the Crunch Arc, Brenda joined Samuel, Cristobal, and Derek on a voyage to the Cat Homeland in order to implore the Ancient Cats to spare the residents of the Sands from the Crunch. While there, Brenda apparently visited her childhood (kittenhood?) home.

### Other Information

Brenda's Birthingday (birthday) is July 23rd. She went to the beach to celebrate her birthday.

## History

Brenda is not a native of the Sands. She was born in the jungle of the Cat Homeland, explaining her speech patterns (which differ from standard Sands Vernacular.) Her mother and the rest of her litter were killed by an unknown force when she was very young, and she was raised by her father alone. Brenda’s father was a writer of books, but in his spare time he tended an herb garden, which Brenda took interest in. At some point during Brenda’s youth, she and her father were attacked by bandits. Brenda’s father stayed behind so that she could escape, leaving her orphaned. It was at that point that she gathered the herbs from her garden and a few of her father’s best books and headed out on a long journey to find a new place to live, a new home and perhaps a new family.

She found a home in the Sands, a once-barren desert hellscape now teeming with life after a large rush of Vendors took up shop there. Brenda was quick to set up her bookshop-slash-apothecary, but the bookshop side was quickly put out of business by heavy competition. Undeterred, Brenda focused her efforts on selling herbs instead.

## Speech Patterns

Brenda's speech patterns/typing style differs from standard Sands Vernacular. She does not capitalize every letter she types and uses fewer photos than other Vendors. She commonly uses the word "Thankings" in place of "Thank You."

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Cristobal

Siamese cat that makes pots. Not much is known about Cristobal, other than the fact she makes pots and is Samuel's twin sister. After Samuel's sacrifice to save the vendors, Cristobal has since taken over the stall. She speaks in the same manner as Samuel did, although "we" hasn't appeared as a pronoun in her speech pattern, most likely due to Samuel's death.

## Cristobal

### Blog

potpeddler100.tumblr.com

Cristobal seems to be afraid of or has some ongoing hatred for moths, which she constantly encourages vendors and customers to kill on sight. She has 6 children, one of which she has named Samuel the Second, and gives semi-regular updates on his growth.

She knows things about the ancient cats and their ways of stopping the Crunch, as well as many other things. She has "the Pot of Wisdom" which has not been explained by her as of yet.

## Samuel

Cristobal seems to mourn Samuel constantly, going so far as threatening those who don't pay their respects to him. She named one of her children after him post-death, and seems to treasure that kitten the most, despite claiming impartiality.

Recently, Cristobal has claimed that Samuel spoke to her from beyond death, and is on a journey to obtain a "pot related artifact".
Macklemore

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**Benjamin Hammond Haggerty** (born June 19, 1983), known by his stage name **Macklemore** (/ˈmæk.ləmɔːr/ *MAK-lə-mor*), and formerly **Professor Mack Lemore**, is an American singer, songwriter, and rapper from Seattle, Washington. He has collaborated with producer Ryan Lewis as Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. Since 2000, he has independently released one mixtape, three EPs, and four albums.
Edmond

About: Edmond is a Degu, a member of the rodent family originating from Chile. Shes a degu with a very common look, so its very hard to guess age. She sells leafs, though her main source of income are leafs and leaf products (she isn't partial to leafs herself)

Relationships: Edmond has a younger sister named Rose, who she lives with in their burrow. somewhere in the forest of the sands. Edmond is also in a very meaningful relationship with the Moon.

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Unknown Aardvark

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The only known aardvark of the sandsverse. No name has been presented yet, but the Aardvark is very interactive. They do not try to stay hidden, despite anonymity.

The Aardvark was one of the first members of the sandsverse, but didn't make any content or interact with others for awhile.

## Personality

The aardvark seems to like other vendors that agree or trade with them quite a bit. Other vendors tend to get more aggressive reactions. The aardvark frequently posts about how the store is.
Katrina

Katrina is the Arch Priestess of the Cathedral Of The Goddesses. She used to be queen before the vendors overthrew her.

## Backstory

Katrina began hiding as a fortune telling hyena living in her tent. After The Crunch Katrina began to lead the vendors as their queen. She married Leoniduss the Love Doctor and later revealed her true species. adventurehawk100 began to rebel against the monarchy after the introduction to the Goddesses for worship. Katrina realized she needed to create a place of worship for the Goddesses and founded The Cathedral. She later migrated to The Feline Homeland with Ava, Brenda, Ronan, Isabel, and Bernice and is currently staying there.

## Relationships With Other Vendors

Katrina knows many vendors and has special relationships with few but sees all as friends (except evil Ape)

Frederik and Katrina - good friends

Anthony and Katrina - friends

Samiran and Katrina - enemies

Irma - Katrina loves Saint Irma

Baron,Carol and Katrina - acquaintance

Cira and Katrina - good friends

Ida and Katrina - does not engage

Elmer and Katrina - Mortal Enemies

Seymour and Cousins - wary and guarded

## Notable Events

The Crunch

Helped mercahndisewolf100 bless hundreds of shrines with her tears

Cleansing cheeseoftherat100

Involved in Samiran Coyote Case

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T I K K A

T I K K A, upon the destruction of one of her enemy's lands

Colloquially known as **T I K K A**, her full name is **T I K K A, THE MAW**. A spotted hyena, who refuses to tell anyone what she sells. She once tried to give away "misery, free to good home." **T I K K A** is an openly lesbian vendor. She insists that she is allied with the bird vendors, Bote, Kasdan, Isabella and Derrik. **T I K K A** may or may not have a long-standing rivalry with Oswald, the pangolin. Her speech patterns stray from the norm of Sandsverse vendors, as it seems no one taught her how to write, or she does not care to do it perfectly.

**T I K K A** has been removed from several groups of vendors on account of being too disgusting or otherwise offensive to sensible creatures. Upon exit from each of these groups, she seemed to have muttered a powerful castration spell and cast it upon the apparent leader of each respective group. None of these vendors still live, and it is unknown if that was **T I K K A**'s intended effect.

While it remains unclear what goods she sells, **T I K K A** provides a bone crushing service to any who ask, without charge. She has attempted to steal someone's girlfriend more than once, and insists it was because she received an order from the Old Gods to do so. She also insists that the "gobbermint" made a commandment that states **T I K K A** is entitled to collect everyone's paychecks, as well as their cars.

**T I K K A** hates flamingos and will chase them at any given opportunity.
Charleston

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Charleston is a parakeet that sells magical or mysterious items. The first item he has sold is a Jar of ⛎Redemption⛎, which apparently can redeem anything that has been doused with water from the jar. He speaks in lowercase, using many commas and ellipses, and tends to misspell things.

## Appearance

Charleston has yellow-green feathers with some areas of black, as well as a sharp beak.

## Personality

Not much is known about Charleston's personality, other than his agreeableness and his keenness for night-time sales.
Griselda

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Griselda is a seemingly young proboscis monkey. She is the niece of her loving uncle Elmer. At one point, she had gone missing. When Elmer was asked if they were also vendors, he responded with "incubating".

1. ↑ http://fruitsoftheape100.tumblr.com/post/126464906524/my-sweet-nieces-who-i-prevent-harm-from-and-care
2. ↑ http://fruitsoftheape100.tumblr.com/post/140363162124/griselda-gone-misseng
3. ↑ http://fruitsoftheape100.tumblr.com/post/126523430284/are-griselda-and-sound-cloud-also-vendors-or-just
Ema Skye

**Ema Skye** is the mother of Nova Skye.

[brief description here]

## Canon Information

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## Deadly Mistakes

[how they met the other parent(s) involved in their child's birth (whether sexual or asexual), their relationship with that parent, how that relationship is doing today if intact, what this parent's fate is/was]

## Relationship to Child

[pretty self-explanatory, explain how this parent and their child got along. if they never met, just tell us that and how you think they would have got along if they knew each other]

## Relationships

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Shirley Temple

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**Shirley Temple** (Born April 23, 1928) is an American actress, singer, dancer, businesswoman, and diplomat who is and always will be Hollywood's number one box-office draw as a child actress from 1935. She has attained eternal youth after a spiritual journey to the Sandsverse.

Temple began her film career at the age of three in 1932. Two years later, she achieved international fame in *Bright Eyes*, a feature film designed specifically for her talents. She received a special Juvenile Academy Award in February 1935 for her outstanding contribution as a juvenile performer in motion pictures during 1934. Film hits such as *Curly Top* and *Heidi* followed year after year during the mid-to-late 1930s. Temple capitalized on licensed merchandise that featured her wholesome image; the merchandise included dolls, dishes, and clothing. Her box-office popularity waned as she reached adolescence. She appeared in a few films of varying quality in her mid-to-late teens, and retired from films in 1950 at the age of 22.

Temple was the recipient of numerous awards and honors, including the Kennedy Center Honors and a Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award. She is 18th on the American Film Institute's list of the greatest female American screen legends of Classic Hollywood cinema.

## Shirley's Gate

Shirley Temple has, on multiple occasions, tried to lure vendors into her gate. ill finish this later bye
Mungus

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A humble Hippo who sells towels, Mungus is very large indeed and owns a pistol of unknown make and model, although he refers to it as his 'Custom Crumby Jim 2329 Pistol' which holds eight bullets. Nobody knows if they are real.

Mungus originally traveled to the Sands in the hopes of becoming a successful leaf vendor. Unfortunately, the market was already dominated by the time of his arrival. In response, Mungus decided to sell towels.

He sells both warm and "worm" towels.

He also takes care of his son (?) Rombo, a quiet and reserved hippo child of 3 years.

Mungus has large hands and eats a lot, so his typing comes out mangled, but in an endearing kind of way. Some of Mungus' favorite pastimes are playing Go Fish or Monopoly, speaking with other sandsverse merchants, and enjoying a hearty laugh. He's very good friends with Octavius the tapir, as well as Kasdan, a small red bird who sells dice. When Kasdan moved to the sandsverse, Mungus tried his best to become friends, and now they are good buddies. For some reason, though, he does not get much business and has a strange disliking to Seymour the tapir.

Extra Trivia:

-Few know this, but Mungus' last name is Chipton, although it is information he prefers to keep secret. This, however, is something nobody understands.

-Mungus and Octavius, on multiple occasions, have been attacked by Chester the Cheetah, who they refer to as 'Dusty Boy'. Dusty Boy can regularly be seen on his motorcycle.

-Mungus regularly hosts 'Monoboly Night' in which he, Kasdan, and Barb play monopoly. Of course, he supplies drinks and snacks.
Balthazar

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Balthazar is a toad whom has been gifted with the ability to "see beyond". He spends his time travelling throughout the land, trading knowledge of the future in exchange for food and lodging. Many have questioned the authenticity of his works while others claim him to be true.

## Appearance

Balthazar resembles your typical common toad. He sports a healthy amount of brown warty bumps and a handsomely squishy belly. Oftentimes his round, bulbous eyes will stare off into seemingly nothing as he enters a trance-like state.

## Personality

Although sometimes short-tempered and arrogant, Balthazar typically tries to treat all of his patrons with respect. There are times however when he can come across as being rude to those who have not yet been enlightened.
Rexbert

Rexbert is a great tit who sells ground branches, ground using sick skater moves. He calls what the wiki calls "canon" the "Big Three".

His first big rivalry was with Chunk, which stated with Chunk suggesting that Rexbert kill all two of his followers.

Jeremy had allied with Rexbert even though he "so thoroughly grinde[s] [his] branches", before Rexbert accidentally insulted dogs in an epic rap battle with Alfonse and Jeremy snubbed him.

He also appears to be friends with Derrik.

Deceit enjoys telling Rexbert (among other vendors) that he is not real, and as such, Rexbert distrusts him.

His second rivalry is with Isabell, which started when Rexbert rightfully called her not round and climaxed in an elemental battle between the two. They are now bordering between vitriolic best buds and friendly rivals.

He likes numbers, a trait that shows through in his vernacular, with more "to"s and "too"s turning into "two"s than any other transformation of that triangle.

Rexbert won the Spirit World Elections because of Jackle spending all his money on sludge and Isabell being too irresponsible to govern. This makes him the Spirit King.
Jackle

Jackle is a jackal whose pineal gland turned to jelly.

## Appearance

Jackle used to take on the appearance of a strange two-legged armless beast, resembling the characters from OFF, and before that a jackal, but now he is a coyote. His explanation is that he "molted".

## Personality

Jackle is very concerned with Earthling life, and as such, will post about it more than interact with his fellow Spirits, causing Rexbert to be suspicious of his status as a member of the Sands at first. Jackle tends to think stealing is okay if it's for the greater good, like Robin Hood.

## Relationships

Jackle is good friends with Isabel, who shares the common interest of stealing. Jackle has had a shifting relationship with Rexbert; they often engage in linguistic battle, but when someone like Chunk comes up, they're more than happy to team up together.