Hard Rock Glasses

## Basic Info

The Hard Rock glasses are objects forged with incredible ethereal power. Each pair of glasses is a different color, and these colors represent the power that the glasses possess. The power of a pair of glasses is never explicitly stated by the Hard Rock Cafe, however through experimentation James and Jacob were able to document some of their unique abilities.

## Pink Glasses

The pink glasses were the first pair collected by the Math Rockstar, and they were gifted to him by TEJAS for achieving a score of 41/40 on a math exam. The autistic energy of the Math Rockstar led to him hyping up this moment in his head, and he carried the glasses around with him in his pocket for the next 3-4 years. As he began carrying around the glasses, he realized that they possessed some sort of hidden power. They seemed to generate some sort of energy that turned his luck around for the better and helped to make him the center of attention. James also realized this power, and together they sought to capitalize on it.

At some point these glasses fell out of the Math Rockstar's pocket and were seemingly lost, however a replacement pair soon appeared on Ebay. This was a huge relief, considering TEJAS had stated that these were the only pair. After ordering the second pair, the original pair was found, so James received the pair ordered off of Ebay. Now that both schizos had the pink glasses, they were unstoppable. Most footage of them from this time period shows them wearing their iconic glasses, as they were a huge source of good luck.

Analysis by Emporium historians seems to suggest that these glasses generate partychlorians, and The Ringmaster's initial interest in them seems to corroborate this.

### Destruction

At some point senior year, the pink Hard Rock glasses suffered a fracture that caused one of the lens to fall out, thus destroying them and causing their power to leak uncontrollably. This led to a downward spiral of negative events that directly tied into the predictions of The Manila Folder, and the main cast quickly entered the period of suffering. This was rectified by using superglue to fix the glasses and replace the lens, which ended the streak of bad luck. The current location of the pink Hard Rock glasses is a shoebox in the Math Rockstar's closet, and in the possession of James.

Years later, TEJAS would reveal to the descendants of the Rockstar Clan that she was in possession of another pair of Hard Rock glasses, however she did not give away this pair. This contradicts her earlier statement of only having one pair, but it corresponds with the disappearance of the glasses from the possession of the Math Rockstar.

## Green Hard Rock Glasses

The green Hard Rock glasses were unique in the sense that they were not acquired directly from the Hard Rock Cafe. These glasses were given out at a Ranger's soccer game, and the Math Rockstar was able to collect a handful of them. They were given to several people, including James and The Ringmaster. These glasses were believed to hold the same power as the pink Hard Rock glasses, however they quickly learned that these glasses had a passion for evil.

Wearing and utilizing the power of the green Hard Rock glasses acts as a magnet for chaos, similar to the leaking pink glasses. It was James who made this discovery, as he realized that many of their schemes that were foiled involved these green glasses. This theory was truly proven when the disasters seemed to culminate on his birthday, and after confirming his suspicions he melted his glasses in a pot of boiling water, destroying them and sealing their power. He warned the others of his discovery, and The Ringmaster agreed that since he began wearing the green Hard Rock glasses a series of disastrous events had followed him. The Ringmaster also destroyed his pair, and the Math Rockstar was instructed to do the same.

The Math Rockstar, being a hoarder and collector of the artifacts, was unable to bring himself to destroy the green glasses. Instead of destroying, he sought an alternative to seal their power. He wrapped them up in the case used when he ordered the second pair of Hard Rock glasses, then he further wrapped the case in Hard Rock memorabilia. Finally, he buried the glasses underneath all of the other, hoping that its power would be sealed. This seemingly worked, allowing him to preserve the green Hard Rock glasses for further study.

## Inverse Pink Hard Rock Glasses

These glasses possess a similar power to the green glasses in that they bring about misfortune, however the special thing about them is that they do so in a way that is disguised. These glasses seem to have the same effect as the OG pink Hard Rock glasses, however every gift they provide is somehow twisted, like a Monkey's Paw sort of deal. Once this was discovered these glasses were retired from use, but they were given out during a Pinktober game to spread misfortune to some of the underlings.

## Gold Hard Rock Glasses

These glasses were picked up from the Hard Rock Cafe forge itself. They aren't used that often, although they have the power to bring increased prosperity to the user. The effects of these glasses are very indirect, and since the schizos are impatient other glasses are used to take shortcuts to prosperity and a better tomorrow.

## Red White & Blue Hard Rock Glasses

A pair of glasses found by James that were originally the property of his grandfather. They were found sealed away and were added to the overall collection. They originated at the Hard Rock Cafe, however no other pairs have been found. James is the only wielder of these glasses, however their abilities are currently unknown.

More research is required.