Doctor Doom vs Captain Falcon

## Summary

P1 picks Doctor Doom

P2 picks Captain Falcon

(Note: this is a joke fight, so please don’t take this seriously)

## Pre-Fight

**Waluigi**: WAAAH! Waluigi time!

Waluigi runs forward, but is stopped dead in his tracks as his tennis racket is blasted out of his hands. Only stunned momentarily, he runs forward and tries to kick Doctor Doom, but the attack does nothing whatsoever, and Doom punches Waluigi in the stomach, launching him out of the castle.

**Doom**: What a joke! And they call his attacks universal. Hah! To Doom, a minor distraction!

Doom turns around and begins to walk over to his hovering throne, when suddenly, the Blue Falcon races in out of nowhere and crashes into the throne, sending it in space, where it gets sucked into a black hole.

**Doom**: What?

Captain Falcon hops out of the ship and looks at Doom.

**Falcon**: Show me your moves!

**Doom**: I shall send you back to the dead franchise that spawned you, bounty hunter!

## Fight

**Captain Falcon**: Falcon Kick!

With his leg ignited, Captain Falcon shoots toward Doom, but the villain conjures a bubble-like forcefield around him and deflects the Bounty Hunter’s attack with ease. Doom fires out a fire ball at Captain Falcon, but he dodges it.

Captain Falcon runs up to Doom and punches him in the stomach several times before kicking him away. Doom gets up and fires out two fire balls at Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon dodges both of them and Doom charges up another attack. Captain Falcon runs at Doom and Doom shoots out a ice ball at Captain Falcon, but he jumps over it.

Captain Falcon: Falcon Kick!

Captain Falcon shoots horizontally towards Doom, but Doom grabs Captain Falcon’s leg and slams him on the ground before spinning around and throwing Captain Falcon right through a stone pillar. Captain Falcon gets up and Doom teleports right in front of him. Doom punches Captain Falcon in face two times before grabbing Captain Falcon’s neck and electrocuting him. Captain Falcon punches Doom in the face four times before kicking him in stomach, sending him a few feet away. Doom runs over to Captain Falcon and drop kicks Captain Falcon In the stomach, sending him up against a wall.

Doom: Your finished.

Doom runs over to Captain Falcon and punches him right through the castle wall. Captain Falcon crashes on ground and Doom flies down after him. Captain Falcon quickly gets up and back flips away before Doom lands on the ground. Doom runs over to Captain Falcon and throws a punch at him, but Captain Falcon catches it and punches Doom in the stomach, followed by a eight punches to the face and finally another punch to the stomach, but this time it was a little bit harder than the previous punches.

Captain Falcon grabs Doom’s neck and throws him in the air. Doom effortlessly recovers using his suit’s rockets, and hovers in the air above Captain Falcon

Doom: FOOT DIVE!

Doom shoots himself towards Captain Falcon, but Captain Falcon jumps back before Doom strikes his feet on the ground. Doom shoots out a lightning bolt at Captain Falcon, but he dodges it and runs over to Doom. Captain Falcon kicks Doom in the crotch before pulling his arm back.

Captain Falcon: Falcon Punch!

Captain Falcon pulls his arm forward’s and punches...a tree?

Captain Falcon: What?

Captain Falcon gets hit in the back of the head with rock. Captain Falcon, confused turns around and sees Doom, a few feet away with six rocks floating around him

Doom: You fool, I teleported behind you before you could hit me!

Doom points his finger at Captain Falcon and all the rocks fly straight at him. Captain Falcon was able to dodge half of the rocks, but he gets hit in the stomach by the two of the rocks and gets hit in the head by the last one, knocking a few of his teeth out of his mouth.

Captain Falcon: No, not my face, I can’t smile perfectly now!

Doom: that should be the least of your concerns.

Captain Falcon runs to Doom and throws a punch at him, but Doom blocks it with his bubble shield and strikes his knee in Captain Falcon’s stomach. Doom punches Captain Falcon in the face seven times before uppercutting him in the air. Doom teleports in front of Captain Falcon and punches him in the stomach, sending him towards a lake.

Captain Falcon splashes in the lake and Doom teleports above lake. Doom looks around and sees Captain Falcon swimming away.

Doom: you’re not getting away from me that easily.

Doom charges up and shoots out a electric ball in the lake. Th electric ball hits the bottom of the lake and makes a massive explosion, sending Captain Falcon out of the lake and crashes on the ground. Doom sees Captain Falcon slowly getting up and teleports to his location.

Doom shoots out a ice ball at Captain Falcon before charging up and throwing a fire ball. Captain Falcon dodges the ice ball, but he gets hit in the stomach by the fire ball, making a small explosion that sends Captain Falcon crashing up against a large tree.

Doom: Just give up, you have no hope, bounty hunter!

Captain Falcon, badly burned, holds his arm in serious pain and Doom starts to charge up an energy beam. Doom was about to fire his energy beam, but a colorful, shiny and powerful orb with a small X looking shape flouted pass Doom’s head, distracting him and Captain Falcon realizes what it was...The Smash Ball!

Captain Falcon runs over to it and punches it four times in a row before kicking it. The ball explodes and Captain Falcon glows in random colors.

Doom: What the-

Captain Falcon quickly runs over to Doom and uppercuts him in the air. Captain Falcon jumps right in front of Doom and kicks Doom in the face, sending him crashing up against a tree.

Doom: I won’t lose, not to the likes of you!

Captain Falcon lands on the ground and Doom runs over him. Doom throws a punch at Captain Falcon, but he dodges it.

Captain Falcon: Come on!

Captain Falcon then summons his F-Zero racing machine, the Blue Falcon. The Blue Falcon Hits Doom and Captain Falcon jumps in side the cockpit. Doom gets up and sees that he is standing on a race track in the middle of nowhere.

Doom then sees something coming towards him at a rapid speed...it was The Blue Falcon. The Blue Falcon hits Doom, sending him up in the air. Captain Falcon leaps out of his flying machine before delivering his ultimate finishing move.

Captain Falcon: Falcon...PUNCH!

Captain Falcon punches Doom in the face, so hard, so strong, so powerful, that the punch results in a massive explosion, killing Doctor Doom.

## Conclusion

Captain Falcon safely lands on the ground and Doom’s right arm falls on the ground. Captain Falcon runs over to Blue Falcon and jumps inside it. Captain Falcon’s stomach rumbles for a few seconds.

Captian Falcon: I guess it’s lunchtime.

Captain Falcon drives away, leaving behind Doom’s right arm in a pool of his own blood.