The Gabriella Gadfly Suite

"The Gabriella Gadfly Suite" is the seventh track of The Grand Cyberpunk Gala of Gabriella Gadfly.

## Performers

Jessica Singer as "Mary"

Lauren Osborn as "Gabriella Gadfly"

Rhys Owen as "Mascot 04K"

Psyche Chimere as "Jade"

## Lyrics

[MARY:]

Belief and mass obsession

It's quite a funny thing

Deep in the group unconscious

It lives and breathes

The realms of tales enchanted

They all live in there too

And as watched, the Gadfly seed there slowly grew

The author dead, we hijacked

The Gadfly franchise, we

Broadcast a brand new story

Which starred you three

[GABBY (HELEN):]

This is the Gabriella Gadfly Show that's broadcasting today

With me, my Mascot 04K, and evil villain Jade

We've got mysteries and secrets, sinister occult conclaves

Come along, amazing action and adventure now awaits

This is Gabriella Gadfly and my mascot 04K

[MASCOT 04K (HENRY):]

We're gonna solve this week's adventure

So don't you go away

[GABBY:]

It's a cyberpunk enigma, a conspiracy we face

But don't worry, me and Mascot, we are both here on the case

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

Okay Mascot, we only have a couple of leads...

[MASCOT 04K:] *(spoken)*

I think we should follow Felix Fischer.

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

Why Felix Fischer?

[MASCOT 04K:] *(spoken)*

Because he has a really nice butt.

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

Mascot!

Did you just...

[MASCOT 04K:] *(spoken)*

No. Hey, we better get on the case!

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

Right! Let's go!

[GABBY:]

This is the Gabriella Gadfly Show that's broadcasting today

[MASCOT 04K:]

Look, on Felix's computer is the taboo code Arcane

[GABBY:]

But just as we're gonna break the case, the evil villain Jade

Captures us and takes us to her dark and secret place

[JADE (HAN):]

You're tied up in my lair

Deep beneath the ground

No-one comes to help you

No-one saves you now

Soon you'll beg for mercy

Calling with your eyes

Eyes that shine like diamonds

Beautiful as light

[GABBY:]

Sometime moments shine so bright and seem so real

Sometimes people shine so bright, they're all you feel

[JADE:]

All of your life is so surreal

[GABBY:]

Sometimes the world seems so unreal

[GABBY, JADE:]

Sometimes someone is all you feel

[GABBY:]

This is the Gabriella Gadfly Show that's broadcasting today

With me, my Mascot 04K

[MASCOT 04K:]

Do we do this every day?

[GABBY:]

We've got mysteries and secrets, sinister occult conclaves

Come along, amazing action and adventures now await

This is Gabriella...

[MASCOT 04K:]

We know, we can just get on with the case

[GABBY:]

I think we follow Felix Fischer

[MASCOT 04K:]

Oh yeah, the butt that can't be tamed

And we find on his computer, the forbidden code Arcane

[GABBY:]

But then Jade the villain traps us in her dark and secret place

[JADE:]

You're tied up in my lair

Helpless in my power

All alone with me here

No one sa...

[JADE:] *(spoken)*

Is it just me or is this really hot?

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

What?!

[JADE:] *(spoken)*

You know, you all doe eyed and tied up...

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

Oh my God.

[JADE:] *(spoken)*

Oh, come on. Look me in the eyes and tell me truthfully you don't think this is really hot? ...Uh huh.

[GABBY:]

This is the Gabriella Gadfly show that's broadcasting today

The same show we did yesterday and every single day

Round and round and round and round we go, let's get on with the case

[MASCOT 04K:]

At least there's Felix Fischer's butt, that never gets old...

[MASCOT 04K:] *(spoken)*

Gabby, wait!

[MASCOT 04K:]

I kneel beneath the holy symbol

They whip and beat me once again

I cannot ever leave the compound

I must be cleansed of my vile sin

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

What was that?

[MASCOT 04K:] *(spoken)*

I don't know, it was like... memories.

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

Are you okay? Can we stop this?

[MASCOT 04K:] *(spoken)*

We have to solve the secret of the cyberpunk gala.

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

Didn't we solve it?

[MASCOT 04K:] *(spoken)*

We always solve it.

*(Gabby laughs, unhinged)*

[GABBY:]

This is Gabby goddamn Gadfly back upon the case today

In an episode that never ends and never goes away

Where we solve the case again and once again and only Jade

Ever seems like something real in this psychotic place

[JADE:]

You're tied up in my lair

Like we're in a dream

Why do we even this

Nothing's as it seems

Memories in fragments

Flashing in my head

A past I don't remember

One I wanted to forget

After my mother died, my uncle

At 13, he sold me for quick cash

There was a room and we would stand there

Weighing powder into bags

[GABBY:]

Sometimes people shine so bright, they're all you feel

[JADE:]

Sometimes I just cannot tell quite what is real

[GABBY:]

Sometimes just one person here is all you need

[JADE:]

Sometimes, Gab, you shine so bright, you're all I see

[GABBY:]

Sometimes you are all that's real to me

Sometimes you, you are all I see

[JADE:]

Sometimes moments shine so bright

Sometimes you are all that's real

Sometimes you are my one light

Sometimes you are all I see

[GABBY, JADE:]

Sometimes you are all I feel

[GABBY:] *(spoken)*

No... Oh please, not again... Oh please, no... No, please... No...

[GABBY:]

This is the Gabriella Gadfly Show that's broadcasting today

Every day we go in circles and we start to go insane

Every day the same the same the same, every single day

Come along... *(laughs, sobs)*

Come along with us

*(laughs, screams, shrieks, cackle, laughs, shrieks)*