The Love Boat/Chapter Three

This is the third chapter of The Love Boat.

## Level 21 - Girls' Night Out!

*The rule may say that you should let them come to you, but even guys need a push sometimes!*

* Emily and Angela appear.
* Emily: Okay... now what do we do?
* Angela: Now we look for a party and we have some fun.
* Angela: Come on, don't you want to put everything you've learned into practice?
* Emily: It just sounds like a lot of work...
* Emily: And I have this book in my room that I still haven't had chance to finish...
* Angela: Fine, I'm sure you and your book will do lots of bonding...
* Emily puts away the book.
* Emily: Okay, okay, we'll try it your way!
* Emily: As long as you let me go see chef Gabriel Angel's masterclass on Mexican cuisine in Ensenada!
* Angela: Yeah, don't worry, I'm gonna give you that day off.
* Emily: Oh, and also, if we could go to that couple's massage...
* Angela: Don't get greedy!
* Emily's excited!

### During the level

* Isaac helps the guys introduce themselves to the girls.
* Orange man: Hello girls, how are you doing?
* Angela: Doing better now, sailor.
* They walk off.

#### 2nd action

* Peach man: Are you girls coming to the party?
* Emily: Maybe, maybe not. you'll see.
* They go off.

#### 3rd action

* White man: Those dresses look great on you.
* Angela: They're one of a kind, like us.
* Now they head off.

### Outro

* Brad: So, are you enjoying Puerto Vallarta?
* Sandy: Uh-huh...
* Brad: I'm sure Ensenada will be even more beautiful.
* Sandy: Sure...
* Brad: Is something wrong?
* Sandy: What? Oh, no, darling. I'm sorry I've been a little off today...
* Brad: Are you worried about the wedding? Having cold feet already?
* Sandy: Of course not, silly!
* Sandy: In fact, I wish we were married already...
* Brad: You really love me, don't you?
* Brad: Don't worry - Ensenada's not that far off.

## Level 22 - Here Kitten, Kitten...

*Sandy is searching for the rest of the Kitten Magazines.*

* Sandy is searching for a magazine while Julie arrives.
* Julie: So? How's the search going?
* Sandy: Not great... I've only found the one.
* Sandy: And it seems men aren't exactly happy when you rip the centerfold out of the magazine they're reading.
* Sandy: I was hoping to find them all before we left Puerto Vallarta, but...
* The audience grin.
* Julie: I'll help you look for awhile, then.
* Julie: I'm sure between the two of us, we'll find most of them soon.
* Sandy: Thanks, Julie. I really don't know what I'd have done without you.
* Sandy gives Julie a hug as Brad arrives.
* Brad goes off after he saw her hug.

### During the level

* Sandy checks all the locations for hidden magazines! The magazines' locations are random.

### Outro

* Meanwhile at the pool, Brad goes to Gopher.
* Gopher: Congressman Brockway! How are you?
* Gopher: Enjoying the cruise, I hope?
* Brad: Hm? Oh, yeah, very much. It's just...
* Gopher: What's the matter?
* Brad: To tell you the truth, my fiance's been acting weird this whole trip.
* Brad: She's an edge all the time, absent-minded... I even have a feeling she didn't want me to see her suitcase...
* Gopher: You don't think... there could be another man, do you?
* Brad: What? Of course not!
* Brad: ... I think...
* Gopher: Don't worry, I'm sure it's nothing.
* Gopher: You're getting married in just a few days. I bet it's just nerves.
* Brad: Yeah...

## Level 23 - Party Supplies

*The crew is preparing for the party!*

* Emily: So, tell me more about you...
* Emily: Really...?
* Emily: You really think so?
* Angela: Well done, sis!
* One strong man visits to the counter.
* Angela: Er... Sis, I'll be right back... I have an... "emergency".
* Angela puts a makeup and goes to one man.
* Strong man: Excuse me, can I buy you a drink?
* Angela: Oh, you're too kind... One Shirley Temple, handsome.

### During the level

* Isaac gets the party supplies from Julie.

### Outro

* Angela: Thanks for the drink, you really are a gentleman.
* Strong man: With a princess like you, how could I not be?
* Angela: Oh, stop it...
* Strong man: So... what's your name, babe?
* Emily goes to her sister.
* Emily: Angela!
* Emily: I didn't know where you'd gone!
* Strong man: And what would be YOUR name, dear?
* Emily: Oh, um... That's what you'd like to know, isn't it?
* Strong man goes between Napoli sisters.
* Strong man: You got me.
* Strong man: I really love you dress, by the way...
* Angela heads out.

## Level 24 - Party Girl

*Jenny and Matt are getting to know each other.*

* Lorraine: Oh, you say the sweetest things.
* Lorraine: So, tell me what else you like about my eyes.
* Lorraine goes to Jenny.
* Jenny: Oh, don't worry about me!
* Jenny: I am having fun!
* Lorraine goes to bring Matt to the party.
* Lorraine: This is Jenny. She's a bundle of laughs.
* Jenny: Please, Lorraine, I'm not...
* Lorraine: Jenny, this is...
* Matt: Matt. You're really pretty, you know?
* (Orange man is Matt.)
* Jenny: Oh, stop it.
* Lorraine walks to the guys.
* Jenny: Really?
* The audience grin softly.

### During the level

* Isaac serves Jenny and Matt throughout the day.
* Matt: Tell me something about yourself.
* Jenny: Well... I just got out of a bad relationship...
* Jenny: ...and so he came all the way here just to "propose" we keep living together!
* Matt: You've been through a lot because of him.
* Jenny: ...five years! For five years he never told his mother we were living together!
* Matt: Sorry, what?
* Jenny: And then he said...
* Matt: Mhm, I see...
* Jenny: ...yet he still forgot about it!
* Matt: Woah, I'm sorry to hear that.

### Outro

* Matt: Yeah... He sounds like a jerk.
* Jenny: Right?
* Jenny: I mean, after five years of living together...
* Matt: Listen, let's forget about that and talk about you.
* Matt: What do you--?
* Jenny: Seriously, is it really that strange to ask for some commitment??
* Matt: Oh, shoot!
* Matt: I think a friend of mine is asking for me!
* Jenny: Wait...!
* Matt stands up and goes to his friend.

## Level 25 - After-party

*The party sure was wild, but now somebody has to clean up this mess.*

* In the cabin after-party, Jenny and Lorraine are in the room.
* Jenny: It was SO embarrassing...
* Jenny: I just can't seem to get him out of my head...
* Jenny palms her head.
* Lorraine: Honey, I know it's none of my business, but why are you so determined to get married?
* Jenny: Lots of reasons.
* Lorraine: Well, let's hear 'em.
* Jenny: Companionship...
* Lorraine: Get a dog.
* Jenny: Security...
* Loraine: Make it a German shepherd.
* Jenny: I'd like kids...
* The audience grin softly.
* Lorraine: I'll give you one of mine.
* Lorraine: And let me tell you a secret - you don't need to be married to get them.
* Jenny: I take it your marriage didn't work out.
* The audience laugh embarrassed.
* Lorraine: But it did! I worked, he went out!
* Jenny: It's not gonna be that way with Ronald!
* The audience laugh.
* Jenny: If I can get a ring on his finger, it's gonna be forever.
* Lorraine: Play it safe, honey.
* Lorraine: Have it made a couple sizes too small.
* The audience laugh.

### Outro

* In Napoli sisters' room, Emily and Angela are in the cabin.
* Emily: What a party, huh?
* Angela: Yeah...
* Emily: You know, it's really not my kind of scene...
* Emily: I mean, I'd take a picnic with Patrick and the kids any day, but...
* Emily: I have to admit, it wasn't so bad getting some attention!
* Emily: I don't think I've done anything like that since I got married!
* Angela: You certainly haven't...
* Emily: So... how did I do?
* Angela: You were... okay.
* Emily: Oh, come on, admit it: I was amazing!
* Angela: I guess...
* Emily: Look, if it really means this much to you, you've got yourself a party girlfriend!
* Emily: Maybe you were right - this really is the perfect way to bond! You'll not get rid of me for the rest of the trip!
* Angela: Yay...

## Level 26 - Post Inspection

*Doc’s Office has been ransacked! Find the missing equipment and put it back where it belongs.*

* In the Ship's Clinic, Stacey takes the equipment off and throws.
* Stacey: A-ha! I knew I'd find something!
* Stacey: Prescribing medicines in bad condition? That's a very serious matter!
* Doc gets a medical prescription.
* Adam: These aspirins expire tomorrow.
* Stacey: Not according to Mexico's time zone.
* Stacey: Don't you know these can cause heart failure and respiratory collapse?
* Adam: Actually, the probability of that happening is immensely low. That person would have to be incredibly unfortunate.
* Captain enters the clinic with the migraine.
* Stubing: Doc! Aspirins! I can't get rid of this migraine!
* Stacey: Here.
* Stacey: Let's see if today's our lucky day.
* Stacy and Captain leave the Doc. The audience laugh.

### During the level

* Doc Bricker retrieves his ransacked supplies from around the office.

### Outro

* Julie: The plan was a total failure, Doc!
* Gopher: The captain's attitude didn't exactly help...
* Adam: I told you he's not his usual self these days.
* Julie: That's why we need your help!
* Adam: How about this for a plan: let the captain fight his own battles!
* Julie: C'mon, you know how Stubing is. He would never approve of our little plan.
* Julie: He couldn't stand losing his dignity this way.
* Gopher: Oh, dignity! I remember having one of those.
* Isaac: Just listen to my plan - we need to divide and conquer!
* Adam: Doesn't sound bad at all...
* Adam: But I don't think it would be legal, even if I had the right surgical instruments...
* Isaac: No, I mean let's try and bring Stubing and Aubrey together. Let them get to know each other first.
* The audience grin.
* Isaac: Without Stacey intervening, maybe Stubing will have more of a chance to fall into Aubrey's good graces.
* Adan: And how exactly are we going to do that, Mister Peacemaker?
* Isaac: As with everything else in life, it's just a matter of timing.

## Level 27 - Communication Issues

*It’s prime time for Sandy and Brad to have a talk!*

* Sandy: I swear, it completely slipped my mind that I said I'd bring you the sunscreen!
* Brad: It's okay...
* Sandy: Brad, I'm sorry I've been a little off lately...
* Sandy: I think I'm just a bit nervous about the upcoming election.
* Brad: What? Don't you believe in me?
* Sandy: Of course I do!
* Brad: I'm just teasing. You'll get the hang of it.
* Brad: You'll be Mrs. Brockway in no time. And in a few years, it'll seem like child's play.
* Brad: Because together, we'll build a brighter tomorrow!
* Brad: It loses some power if I look like a lobster, right?

### During the level

* Doctor Adam listens on Brads attempts to talk with Sandy.
* Brad: Honey, you really don't have to worry about the election.
* Sandy: Ok, I'll try...

#### 2nd listen

* Brad: How about after this we go to the pool and relax a bit?
* Sandy: That would be great.

#### 3rd listen

* Brad: By the way, have you heard, a lot of people are complaining that somebody stole a lot of magazines?
* Sandy: What? No! Who could do such a thing?

#### 4th listen

* Brad: Are you really nervous just because of the election?
* Sandy: Yes! It's just the election! Very nervous!

### Outro

* Sandy: Listen, Brad, there's something I've been meaning to tell you...
* Doc goes to Brad and Sandy.
* Adam: Well Congressman, I'm sure your new look will attract a lot of orders.
* Brad: That's where you come in, Doc.
* The audience laugh.
* Adam: I'm a doctor on a cruise. Rest assured, sunburns are my specialty.
* Once the audience grin, Doc goes to get him a sunscreen.
* Adam: Just apply this 3 times a day, and try to stay out of the sun for a day or two.
* Adam: You won't lose any votes over this.
* Brad: Thanks, doctor - will do!
* Brad: You know, he may joke about it, but we candidates really need be careful with these kind of things.
* Doc heads to the right.
* Brad: I was just reading about this candidate for the other party... Some scandal about his wife broke out...
* Brad: And he's completely out of the race. His career's ruined.
* Brad: Anyway, you wanted to tell me something before, sweetheart?
* Sandy: Oh, did I? I completely forgot. I'm sure if wasn't important...
* Sandy's feeling exhausted.

## Level 28 - Two Stubborn

*Take care not to let one, or both of your patients wait too long or someone could get quite upset!*

* Captain and Aubrey are on the beds as Doc appears.
* Adam: What a coincidence, you both have the EXACT same symptoms.
* Isaac: I told you, my Extreme Detox Cocktail never fails.
* Adam: If you'll excuse me, I'm going to ask for advice from the medical community.
* Adam: You know, one doesn't come across cases like these all that often.
* Adam: maybe you two should talk between yourselves.
* Adam goes to the crew.

### During the level

* Doc Adam takes care of the Captain and the Owner, without favoring one over the other!
* Stubing: I'm having a horrible feeling of heartburn.
* Aubrey: ...
* Stubing: What did I do to deserve this?
* Aubrey: ...
* Stubing: My throat also burns, it would explain your silence...
* Aubrey: ...
* Stubing: And wo both have the same symptoms...
* Aubrey: ...
* Stubing: What could have caused this?
* Aubrey: ...

(Repeats the same message)

### Outro

* Stubing: Maybe it's something we ate...? Something we drank?
* Stubing: No, that's impossible, Isaac always keeps everything in line.
* Stubing: I also noticed some sudden outbursts of rage.
* Stubing: And the occasional anxiety crisis.
* Stubing: Now that I think about it, it always happens when she's around...
* Stubing: Oh, why did she have to buy my ship?!
* Julie: He's not being very co-operative, is he?
* The audience grin.
* Stubing: I have never seen such a bitter woman in my life!
* Gopher: Oh, Captain, what are you doing...?!
* Stubing: I sometimes wonder how anyone can stand her!
* Stacey arrives in the clinic.
* Stacey: Ah, you're here!
* Stacey: Get up, lazy-bones!
* The both Captain and Owner get up.
* Stacey: Not you, you freewheeling simpleton.
* Stacey: YOU!
* The audience grin softly. Stacy walks away, and Captain and Aubrey go after her!
* Adam: Well, that was a complete waste of time... Don't say I didn't warn you!

## Level 29 - Hanging On

*A patient with strangely familiar symptoms has come in.*

* Jenny and Lorraine enter the doctor's office.
* Lorraine: I'm telling you, this thing you're feeling, it's called a hangover.
* Doc treats a woman.
* Jenny: I just want it to stop...
* Lorraine: Well, I know the remedy for that. No doctors needed!
* Doc couldn't find one.
* Lorraine: You'll just have to come with me to Cabo San Lucas today and party!
* Doc treats a woman.
* Lorraine: We're gonna paint this town ROJA!
* The audience grin softly.
* Doc picks up a sunscreen for a woman.
* Jenny: Sorry.. I think you're gonna have to paint it alone. I'm just gonna wait around here...
* Doc treats a woman.
* Lorraine: Wait? For what?
* Lorraine: Aaaah...
* Lorraine: You really think he'll come, after you kicked him out in Puerto Vallarta?
* Jenny: Sore. He doesn't give up that easily.
* Adam picks up something for woman.
* Jenny: Ronald may not realize it yet, but deep down inside...
* Adam gets an item for a woman.
* Jenny: He wants to get married just as much as I do.
* Lorraine: Sure he does, honey. You just keep telling yourself that.
* Doc goes to treat a woman and repeats the steps.
* The audience grin.

### During the level

* Doc Bricker goes to check up on Jenny.
* Adam: So, you've got a headache, feel nauseous and you're sensitive to light and sound?
* Jenny: Yes.

#### 2nd checkup

* Adam: Where have you been these past few days?
* Jenny: Mostly at Puerto Vallarta...

#### 3rd checkup

* Adam: No need for any medicine, Just drink a lot of water.
* Jenny and Lorraine leave the office.

### Outro

* Meanwhile in the pool, the Napoli sisters are in chat.
* Emily: Yeah, and then I told her...
* Emily: You know that's not the sugar, right?
* Brown man: Oh, Emily, you're the bomb!
* Angela: Yes, it was so funny!
* Angela: I was like
* Angela: "sis, I love me some salty coffee"!
* Angela: You know... 'cause salt is salty...
* Angela: And that's not... good for coffee...
* Brown man: So, Emily, what happened next?
* Emily: Well, that's the best part...

## Level 30 - Bedridden

*The passengers have been partying day and night. Now they begin to yawn…*

* Lorraine: Are you sure you don't wanna come?
* Jenny: Yes. You go, have fun.
* Jenny and Lorraine walk.
* Lorraine: Look at that boat; someone's in a big hurry.
* Lorraine walks to the right.
* Ron appears with the boat on-screen.
* Ron: Now listen to this, Jenny O'Brien! This is me!
* Jenny: Ronald? Ronald!
* Ron: Get off that boat woman! I love you!
* Jenny: I love you too!
* Jenny: Will you marry me?
* Ron: What? I can't hear you...
* Jenny: Goodbye, Ronald.
* The audience laugh.
* Ron: Wait a minute! Jenny!
* Ron: You'll never find another man like me!
* Jenny: Ronald, I'd never look for another man like you.
* Jenny: Adios, muchacho!
* Jenny waves to Ronald, as Ron paddles off the boat.

### During the level

* Doc Bricker wakes up the patients so he can tend to them!

### Post-chapter

* Doc appears on the hallway.
* Stacey: You must feel so powerful wearing this uniform, Captain.
* Stacey: I hope it was worth it, what you gave up to get it.
* Stubing: Stacey... Can't we just move on with our lives?
* Stacey: Oh, sweetheart. Not at all. I'm going to keep the pressure up.
* Stacy grabs Stubing's shoulder.
* Stacey: This has been a very therapeutic cruise for me - and I'm just getting started.
* Captain runs off the hall, and Stacy and Doc trip on each other!
* Stacey: Why don't you watch your step, you quack.
* Stacy gets up and runs away.
* Adam: Mrs. Skoggstad, you dropped...
* Adam: This emerald necklace... I've seen it before...
* Adam: Stubing's picture!
* Captain appears to see Doc Adam.
* Stubing: Doc... Where did you find this?