Chancla

Chancla (チャンクラ ) is a weapon of godly proportions that has ended civilizations across the multiverse and even beyond. But to actually use it is an art form, a technique in it of itself, passed down from generation to generation. Starting with the latino mothers of old passed it down until reaching the calloused hands of Conton’s own master martial artist, Totoma. He uses it to dispense justice and to beat the everliving fuck out of any grown ass people acting childish.

## Overview

The true creation of both the weapon and the technical usages of it have been lost to time. Some say it originated by the Kaioshin at the dawn of creation, others say the Gods of Destruction crafted it to maximize their already insane power, some say the Egyptians made them as far back as 4,000 BC. Regardless of their origin, one thing is known for sure, Latino mothers are the greatest users of them, rivaled by none, feared by all. It is not just a combat technique but a disciplinary one as well due to Latino mothers to punish their misbehaving children. As a martial technique, its methods of attack are nigh endless, even up close the Chancla has countless means of attacking from simply whacking the opponent on the head to smacking them across the face, but its capabilities expand once factoring in its ranged properties, defense properties, combination with Ki, and more.

Totoma came to learn the technique from his master, a mysterious martial artist who resides in the far reaches of outer space, who in turn most likely learned it from Latinos. The technique became engraved into Totoma’s mind, body, and soul from constant disciplinary strikes from his master due to his back talk. It became such a regular occurrence that Totoma learned all of his master’s techniques with the Chancla, only for her to suddenly bring out completely new ones when Totoma attempted to counter. It turned into an instinctual fear of the slipper that stayed in his subconscious until adulthood. A battle against Garlic Jr, enhanced by the a distortion in time, forced Totoma to draw upon to fears, the memories of getting his prepubescent ass beat and transform it into strength. A strength used to smack the shit out of Garlic Jr all the way to the Dead Zone.

## Power

A chancla in the right hands holds unimaginable power. Totoma has to actively hold back the urge to use it to avoid killing whoever he fights or worse: destroy the entire multiverse, Space-Time included. During the end of his fight against Olave, the Saiyan matriarch assumed her Super Saiyan Midnight Rose form and assumedly signaled the fight’s end due to her sheer power. However, in reality, Totoma could’ve felled her in one blow using his Chancla, but chose not to as to not kill her. Prior he had smacked Ice upside the head for being a dumbass during that same mission. Totoma used it again against the Android Proton, but Proton used an esoteric incantation to redirect the attack, but Totoma’s mastery over the Chancla allowed him to catch it easily.

One of the greatest shows of power involving the Chancla is when Totoma defeated Heavy Snow by beating him with a Chancla at a strip club known as Booty Ball Z at the request of Grandma Snow. The strippers laughing at Snow during this increased the Chancla’s power by a billion times per second. Carano, who can fight a weakened UI Sign user, is famously fearful of Totoma’s Chancla and lives constantly looking over his shoulder in case Totoma is lurking about. The God of Destruction, Rang, knows to respect the Patroller due to his usage of it. He smacked her ass something fierce after the first tournament for not stopping Amaru, who smacked the shit out of too, off screen.

## Usage

* Specific Usage
* Miscellaneous instances

Totoma has struck down a number of fighters using the sacred footwear and many others have used it before him.

Naturally, Mochio has been on the receiving end of the Chancla for a number of reasons, like:

* Talking back to him
* Talking back to Broye
* Bullying Takuma
* Bullying Carano
* Twerking in front of everyone during the Universe 7 tournament
* Trying to teach Dinasya how to throw it back
* Almost killing Michiko
* Slacking off instead of training or patrolling time
* Owning body pillows of Androids #21 and #17
* Not listening to Joji

Of course, Takuma has felt the footwear’s power thanks to:

* Reading Dick Fight Island
* Stealing a Dragon Ball Heroes arcade machine from another timeline, causing a universe ending Time Distortion to almost form
* Being a dense anime protagonist who doesn’t recognize Turni’s crush on him
* Thinking Goku can beat Superman
* Beating his meat to CapsuleFans, and just paying for it in the first place
* Not beating Devil May 3 on Dante Must Die
* Running an Elemental Heroes deck in 2023
* Telling him the lore of Kingdom Hearts
* Shouting “Fuck it up, Farmer Ted” one time

Heavy Snow has been smacked with it for:

* Being Heavy Snow
* Spending his tax refund on a cheetah
* Not going to church
* Talking back to his grandmother
* Using his grandmother’s good lotion while watch Capsulefans
* Running a drug cartel

Zak has felt the taste of the slipper for:

* Being depicted as the top in gay porn of them
* Taking his shirt off before every fight
* Having a mullet
* Making Totoma go Super Saiyan 4
* Saying they’re the same, which is highly offensive because Totoma is the more attractive of the two
* Not listening to Kamelot despite being a metal fan (fake fan)
* Thinking Pokemon is better than Digimon

Michiko, because:

* She’s British
* She’s Half-Saiyan, which earned her half of Totoma’s racism (Even half of a Chancla is deadly)
* She’s short
* She doesn’t listen to Kamelot despite liking metal (fake fan)
* She almost getting killed by Mochio of all people
* She made a Suicide Squad reference before the actually good movie came out

Of course, Carano for:

* Talking back to him
* Being a tiny ball of rage
* Breaking his fine china
* Watching Candle Cove
* Watching Inuzuma Eleven
* Not doing his homework
* Not wanting to watch Ip Man for the billionth with him
* Breaking his PS5 controller after dying in Demon Souls (He beat him for not running a STR/DEX build specifically)

Turni for:

* Being short
* Having a crush on Takuma
* Having a crush on Jeice
* Wearing that wack ass costume
* Being a porn addict
* Having porn of him and Zak

Miscellaneous instances of its use include:

* Smacking Fina for ripping off One Piece
* Fina again for reading One Piece
* Qubice for talking about Mochi’s thighs
* Seth for being a Negative Nancy
* Olave for being every MILF trope rolled up into one character
* Cress for being a bondage bunny
* Dragon, for being annoying
* Gohan, for being Albino
* Twinks, because Hongo dies at the end of Shin Kamen Rider
* Twinks again for misgendering Godzilla (They use They/Them pronouns because they’re literally the deceased souls of soldiers form World War 2)
* Btw Twinks scroll down to trivia
* Mystic, Nap, and Nyko for not finishing their pages

## Variations

* Chancla Belt: An unholy combination that Totoma forbids himself from using. It is a weapon of cruelty that has even crueler techniques, powered by rage, pain, despair, and destruction.
* Lightning Chancla: A Chancla infused with the power of lightning, once used to start up the engine of Heavy Snow’s lowrider, a vehicle that possesses an engine more powerful than Zeno.
* Janky Hitbox Chancla: Totoma can hack reality to disjoint his hitboxes, allowing him to strike from longer distances. He once used this to smack Turni’s ass from half a continent away