Episode 39 - Live At London Agrimedia Con 2018

Dave Cribb, Mike Wozniak, Nadia Kamil and Tawny Newsome join us for this live episode, recorded at this year’s London Agrimedia Con.

**Sponsor**
Mitchell's - Grainium

**Lyrics**
## Heaven

When my time is up and the kingdom come

And I go up to see my mom

And dad and Phil and uncle Pete

Can I take a steak for us to eat?

Can I take a steak for us to eat?

And when daddy comes running from his cloudy house

Will sweet beef juices drip from his mouth?

With Jesus, God and the Holy Spook

I wanna eat beef until my dead self pukes

I wanna eat beef until my dead self pukes

So bury me with my beef

Down in the earth with the twigs and leaves

Cause when I go up in the ejector seat

I wanna be eating that holy meat

When I sing along with the angelic choir

I wanna dunk some beef in a deep fat fryer

If you wanna know, gonna keep it brief

Heaven for me is a big plate of beef

Heaven for me is a big plate of beef

So bury me with my beef

Down in the earth with the twigs and leaves

Cause when I go up in the ejector seat

I wanna be eating that holy meat

[Spoken]

*Dear God, there are so many questions we have for you*

*If the Garden of Eden was so good why was there an evil snake there?*

*What's going on with Mel Gibson?*

*Why are those M&M adverts like that?*

*What is the deal with the red M&M? Is he just a dickhead or what?*

*But really, we only want one answer. Is there been in heaven?*

Is there beef in heaven, maybe we'll never know

Is there beef in heaven because if there is then I'll go

## Well

"Are you well" they say

They ask me "are you well"

Little do they know they're reminding me of hell

15 years in a circular prison

Getting out was my personal mission

Slippery walls, broken hearts

When was my life going to start?

*[talking]*

"Are you well" they say

They ask me "are you well"

Little do they know they're reminding me of hell

15 years in a circular prison

Getting out was my personal mission

Slippery walls, broken hearts

When was my life going to start?

*[talking]*

"Are you well" they say

They ask me "are you well"

Little do they know they're reminding me of hell

15 years in a circular prison

Getting out was my personal mission

Slippery walls, mended hearts

Finally my life's going to start

*[talking]*

"Are you well" they say

They ask me "are you well"

Little do they know they're reminding me of hell

She reminds me of my circular prison

And now this terrible problem's arisen

The love of my life, my one sweetheart

Will we have to face life apart?

*[talking]*

"Are you well" they say

They ask me "are you well"

Little do they know they're reminding me of hell

22 years in a circular prison

Getting out was my personal mission

Slippery walls, broken heart

When is my life going to start?

**Characters**
Host

Bob Trescothick

Sarah Peacock from Hull

Barry Robins from Bristol

Haley Oaks from Swansea

Stacey Renato from Los Angeles

Mark/Graham from Yorkshire

Ann

Unnamed American Woman

Marcy Redrow

Alison Beverly

Alan Frampton

Mindy

Brian

**Actors**
Benjamin Partridge

Dave Cribb

Mike Wozniak

Nadia Kamil

Tawny Newsome

2x Audience Members