Sneaky Escapist

Remastered

## Sneaky Escapist(Escaping the Prison)

**Sneaky Escapist**, originally titled the **Sneaky Ending**, or abbreviated to **SE** in the remastered version is one of the three endings in *Escaping the Prison*.

It is the middle ground of EtP, being harder than "Lawyered Up" but much easier than "Badass Bust Out".

## Characters

* **Henry Stickmin**
* **Rupert Price**
* **Dave Panpa**
* **Harold** **Ronson**
* **Carlos Burdt**
* **Str8 Shoota**
* **Jen Bruhn** *(no lines)*
* **John Farn** *(no lines)*
* **John Grits**
* **Jon Sascachawean** *(no lines)*
* **Johm Barley** *(no lines)*
* **Captain Geoffrey Custard**
* **Ted McAdams** *(legacy only)*
* **Shoop da Whoop** *(secret)*

## Cell

* File: *(Henry picks up a file)*
	+ **Henry**: Aaaahh! *(more options appear, but only two)*
	+ Window: *(Henry files a cell bar window open, he jumps out, not knowing he wasn't on the ground, he screams and falls to his death)* (**Fail Message**): "Protip: Look before you leap."
	+ Cell Door: *(Henry files a cell bar and leaves the cell, holding it as a weapon.)*

## Cell Block

* *(This alerts Rupert Price.)*
* **Rupert**: Hm?
* *(A red sign on the left side of the screen that reads "Click!" appears, including a timer on the bottom of the screen. Time runs out for 2 seconds. Running footsteps are heard as Henry is standing there, leaving him vulnerable or preparing to attack. The same sequence happens after the player clicks on the left.)*
* Timeout: *(If Henry doesn't do anything, Rupert kicks Henry and knocks him out, killing him, Price grins.)* (**Fail Message**): "You've got the reflexes of a statue... Hint: You can defend yourself by tapping the alert."
* Click (left): *(Henry uses the metal bar to knock down Rupert, this alerts Dave Panpa.)*
* Timeout: *(If Henry doesn't do anything, Dave tases Henry, making the latter drop his bar.)*
	+ **Dave**: Hah! *(tases Henry)* (**Fail Message**): "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you! There's another guard coming!"
* Click (right): *(Henry uses the metal bar to knock down Dave)*

* *(Henry drops the metal bar and hears a ring coming from the elevator, two policemen, Carlos Burdt and Str8 Shoota are inside the elevator.)*
* **Str8 Shoota**: Aww, tight!
* **Carlos**: Hey, he's escaping!
* *(Henry locks himself in the closet and finds two options to proceed his escaping plan.)*

## Closet

* Belt of Grenades: *(Henry has a bandolier of grenades and plays with a grenade in his hand. Henry briefly opens the door and chucks it to the policemen, this alerts the policemen.)*
	+ **Str8 Shoota**: Yo, check yourself! *(the grenade bounces off the wall and comes back inside the closet room before Henry closes the door)*
	+ *(The grenade timer starts to beep. He takes cover, but then realizes he didn't close the door in time.)*
	+ **Henry**: *(muffled)* What the-?! *(the grenades explode inside the closet room as the two policemen react to the explosion)*
	+ (**Fail Message**): "Uhh... I don't even know what to say about that one..."
* Chair: *(Henry uses a chair to climb up into a vent while grunting.)*
	+ Left: *(Henry crawls to the left side of the vent. He overhears officers in a meeting for some more donuts.)*
		- **Captain Geoffrey Custard**: *(muffled)* Now, all in favor of more donuts in the break room, say "aye".
		- **Officers**: *(muffled)* Aye. I mean, aye.
		- **Harold** **Ronson**: *(muffled)* Nay.
		- **Captain Geoffrey Custard**: *(muffled)* Shut up, janitor! You don't count! Now, the next item on the agenda...
		- *(The underside Henry is on collapses. The officers looks at him shocked. They then all immediately start apprehending him.)*
		- **John Grits**: *(points at Henry)* Get him! (**Fail Message**): "Fatty."
	+ Right: *(Henry crawls to the right side of the vent. He is able to reach to the roof of the prison by kicking the vent up top.)*

* *(The broken piece of the vent falls onto the deserted ground. Henry looks down and finds a crate of items located behind him.)*
* **Henry**: Hmmm.

## Rooftop

* Rope: *(Henry uses a rope. He tries to descend from the ground, but the friction bewteen his bare hands and the rope causes his hands to burn, screaming, crashing and dropping him to the ground. Henry gets up as he survived. He cheers, but a speeding truck runs over him. Inside the speeding truck is Ted McAdams.)* (**Fail Message**): "This seems awfully familiar..."
* Parachute: *(Henry straps his parachute onto him, takes a deep breath and falls. He deploys it, but it reveals a bunch of random items. He falls flat onto the sand, but afterwards, a bowling ball hits slams his head, killing him. The "parachute" was actually revealed to be a backpack.) (**Fail Message**): "I think that was just a regular backpack. See what happens when you assume?"*
* Jetpack: *(Henry attempts to use the jetpack, but its engine shortens out. An initial fail screen pops up, but Henry takes off. The jetpack flies out of control, and once it reaches its' target, it crashes back into Henry's prison cell, killing him. Harold Ronson notices Henry.)*
	+ **Harold** **Ronson**: Oh look, you're back.
* *(The real fail message pops up.)*
	+ (**Fail Message**): "It takes many hours of Jetpack training before you're able to operate one."
* Plungers: *(Henry uses a twin set of plungers. To make sure it sticks on, Henry tests it on his face and it works. He ladders down the prison with the plungers, both sneakily and stealthily. Henry successfully escapes the prison.)*

## Ending: Freedom for Henry!

* *(Now a free man, Henry runs off into the sunset, far away from the prison, achieving this ending.)*
* *(Secretly, if one clicks on the sun, Shoop Da Whoop tries to fire his laser at Henry, but somehow misses him. This will award the player with the BRAAAAAGH achievement.)*

## References

1. ↑ Fake fail message: "Wow... That was the lamest thing I've ever seen. The animator must have gotten REALLY lazy or something. I mean honestly that was probably the dumbest FAIL I've seen in this entire movie! So anyway, what do you think about the movie so far? Enjoying it? It's taken quite a while, and as I'm typing this it has yet to be completed. I doubt you'll be able to read this far down unless you figure out a way to pause or do some other sneaky thing. Laaaammmeee!"

In the remastered version, the old fail sound still plays on the fake fail, and every time it said "movie", it gets replaced with "game".

## Navigation

Multiverse Correction (**secret**)