The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)

**The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)** is a UK VHS release by Polygram Video/Tempo Pre-School on 17th March 1997 and it got re-released by Universal on 26th May 2003. The farm location was filmed at Thorpe Farm.

## The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)

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### Catalogue Number

989320
8202480

## Presenters

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Sarah Davison
* Iain Lauchlan

## Children

* Shantel Boothe
* Jack Coleman
* Rebecca Griffiths
* Xanthe Nobes
* Albey Brookes
* Elizabeth Dixon
* Dayle Hodge
* Zizi Vaign-Court Strallen

## Songs

1. Fun Song Factory Opening Theme
2. Do As I'm Doing
3. How Do You Feel Today?
4. Everybody Do This
5. This is the Way We Polish the Pipes
6. Come Down on the Farm
7. I Went to Visit a Farm One Day
8. When I Was a Lad in My Father's Farm
9. Can't Stop Tapping My Feet
10. Horsey Horsey
11. How Now Brown Cow?
12. The Caterpillar Song
13. Baa Baa Black Sheep
14. Mary Had a Little Lamb
15. Pop Goes the Weasel
16. Ride a Cock Horse
17. Little Boy Blue
18. Rub a Dub Dub
19. One, Two Buckle My Shoe
20. Five Little Ducks that I Once Knew
21. Five Little Ducks Went Swimming One Day
22. Incy Wincy Spider
23. I Have a Little Spider
24. Five Little Chickens
25. Five Brown Eggs
26. The More We Are Together
27. Old MacDonald Had a Farm
28. Fun Song Factory Closing Theme

## Transcript

(Applause)

**Ozzy:** Hello there.

**Audience:** Hello Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Hello there.

**Audience:** Hello!

**Ozzy:** Welcome to the Fun Song Factory. I've just been getting a few things together to make something. I wonder if you can guess what it is. There's some straw and some fencing. Where would you find those?

**Audience:** On a farm.

**Ozzy:** That's right on a farm! Ohh, there's the hooter! It's time to start the Factory. (he presses the start button as the music kicks in) It must be time for people to start arriving. Who do you think we'll meet first?

**Iain:** It's me! Hello everybody!

**Audience:** Hello!

**Iain:** Hello, Ozzy! Oh, I wonder what the factory's got in store for us today?

**Ozzy:** Everything's ready, Iain, but first things first, let's see who's working in the Factory today.

**Iain:** Of course!

**Ozzy:** There's Zizi and Dayle!

**Iain:** He-hey!

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** Elizabeth and Jack! Shantel and Albey!

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** Xanthe and Rebecca.

**Iain:** Hello!

**Kids:** Hello!

**Ozzy:** Welcome!

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

Songs to sing along with

Sorts of things to do

Just ask the Fun Song Factory

To play each one for you

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Are you ready to do as I'm doing? Come on everybody, follow me. Are you ready?

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, stretch up 1, 2, 3

Once I do you do it too

Then I'll change to something new

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

**Iain:** Come on, Ozzy, you do something now!

**Ozzy:** OK, Iain.

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me (**Iain:** Everyone)

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, slap knees 1, 2, 3

Once I do you do it too

Then I'll change to something new (**Iain:** Everyone)

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

**Iain:** Let's do one together, Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Yes, both do something.

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, shrug shoulders 1, 2, 3

Once I do you do it too

Then I'll change to something new

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

**Ozzy:** Ooh, who's this arriving?

**Sarah:** Hello everyone.

**Audience:** Hello, Sarah.

**Sarah:** Hello, Ozzy! Hello, Iain! How ya feeling?

**Iain:**

**Sarah:** And what about you? Are you well? Good.

How do you feel today?

How do you feel today?

If you're feeling happy then clap your hands

Feeling happy then clap your hands

Feeling happy then clap your hands

Clap your hands like this.

**Sarah:** That's right, clap your hands if you're feeling happy. Are you clapping? Are you clapping over here?

**Shantel, Albey, Dayle & Zizi:** Yes.

**Sarah:** Keep clapping, how are you feeling today, Iain?

**Iain:** I don't think I'm clapping as well as the others. I'm angry about it.

**Sarah:** Well, if you're angry, why don't you stamp your feet?

How do you feel today? (**Iain:** Angry)

How do you feel today? (**Iain:** Very angry)

If you're feeling angry then stamp your feet

Feeling angry then stamp your feet

Feeling angry then stamp your feet

Stamp your feet like this.

**Sarah:** C'mon, get really mad and stamp those feet as hard as you can. That’s right, keep stamping them. Stamp! Stamp! Hoowaah!

**Iain:** Oh, yeah. I'm feeling much better now.

**Sarah:** I think you should wave now, Iain.

**Iain:** Wave.

How do you feel today?

How do you feel today?

If you're feeling friendly then wave a hand

Feeling friendly then wave a hand

Feeling friendly then wave a hand

Wave your hand like this

Stamp your feet like this

Clap your hands like this.

**Iain:** Oh!

**Sarah:** Oh!

**Iain:** There's somebody else!

**Ozzy:** Ohh, somebody else is here.

**Dave:** Whay!

**Ozzy:** Hello, Dave!

**Iain:**

**Audience:** Hello.

**Sarah:** Hello, Dave.

**Dave:**

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:** Okay, you ready for another one? This one's really energetic!

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Everybody)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:** Okay now this one really involves your arms so let me see those arms.

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Go on)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:** Here's one of my real personal favourites. Get ready!

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:** Walk around!

Everybody do this just like me

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** Alright!

**Iain:** He-hey!

**Dave:** Whay!

**Iain:** Aww, yeah!

**Sarah:** Hah.

**Iain:** You know, Ozzy, it's fantastic being back in the Fun Song Factory.

**Sarah:** Yeah, but, Ozzy, what's all this straw doing around the place?

**Ozzy:** Well, I was just making a farm inside the factory. I've always wanted to have a holiday on a farm.

**Sarah:** Oh well, why don't you take one then?

**Ozzy:** Because if I go away on holiday, they'll be no one here to look after the Factory.

**Sarah:** Oh.

**Ozzy:** Look at all those jobs I need to do.

**Sarah:** Oh, dear.

**Zizi:** But Ozzy, we could look after the factory if you want to go away for a while.

**Dave:** Yeah, we can tidy up

**Ozzy:** You really mean it?

**Dave & Sarah:** Yeah!

**Dave:** Come on, take some friends with you. We'll get this place looking absolutely perfect.

**Sarah:** Who's gonna help me look after the Factory?

**Rebecca, Elizabeth, Dayle & Zizi:** We will.

**Sarah:** See.

**Iain:** I wonder if the Factory knows of a farm you can visit, Ozzy. Hey! Look at me!

**Sarah:** Iain, you've turned into Old MacDonald.

**Iain:** Well, it's time for me to go down to my farm. Cheeri-bye everybody, ooh, cheeri-bye.!

**Ozzy:** Well, the rest of you can come with me.

**Shantel, Jack, Xanthe & Albey:** Yay!

**Dave, Sarah & the audience:** Bye.

**Sarah:** Right, we better get on with the cleaning then. Now, what was at the top of Ozzy's list, Dave?

**Dave:** Uh, spring cleaning.

**Sarah:** Right.

**Dave:** I think the Factory might be able to help with this.

**Sarah:** Alright, let's have a look.... Ahh! Oh look, what's come down here? It's a polishing rag and some polishing gear. Huh. Now we've got a song to help us clean so get your polishing rag ready. Here we go.

This is the way we polish the pipes

Polish the pipes, polish the pipes

This is the way we polish the pipes

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we polish the pipes

Polish the pipes, polish the pipes

This is the way we polish the pipes

To keep the factory clean.

**Dave:** So, what's next? Oh! Look, it's a feather duster! Huh-ho! It means we're gonna do some feather dusting to get your duster and dust with me. Get ready!

This is the way we dust it down

Dust it down, dust it down

This is the way we dust it down

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we dust it down

Dust it down, dust it down

This is the way we dust it down

To keep the factory clean.

**Rebecca:** Look, scrubbing brushes this means we have to scrub the floor.

This is the way we scrub the floor

Scrub the floor, scrub the floor

This is the we scrub the floor

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we scrub the floor

Scrub the floor, scrub the floor

This is the we scrub the floor

To keep the factory clean.

**Sarah:** Look at this, filthy old cobwebby saxophone, oh, to blow them all. Take a big breath of air!

This is the way we blow out the webs

Blow out the webs, blow out the webs

This is the way we blow out the webs

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we blow out the webs

Blow out the webs, blow out the webs

This is the way we blow out the webs

To keep the factory clean.

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** Oh, yes. Yeah! Hey! Well done, everybody. Oh! Was that you? Oh.

**Sarah:** Oh, look what I found over here, a computer. Now I wonder if we can find out what Ozzy's up to down on the farm. Let's have a look.

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Ozzy:** Whoa, what a great place to have a holiday! Come on, everyone! There must be all sorts of things to see here. Have a look at what we find and see if you can join in with the sounds.

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a cow across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Moo moo moo.

**Ozzy:** Did you get that one, now what else is there?

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a pig across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Oink oink oink.

**Ozzy:** Oh, I wonder where the children have got to, can you see them?

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a duck across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Quack quack quack.

**Ozzy:** Take a look at what I've found.

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a sheep across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Baa baa baa.

**Iain:** Hello!

**Kids:** Hello!

**Iain:** Hello! Huh-huh! Are you enjoying ourselves at Old MacDonald's farm?

**Kids:** Yes.

**Jack:** So much to see.

**Xanthe:** And so many sounds.

**Iain:** Oh-- Hey-- Let's hear if you're good at making these sounds, all right? And let's hear if you're good at making them as well.

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the ducks and hens

In the merry merry month of May

They were quacking here and clucking there

And clucking here and quacking there

In the merry merry month of May (Join in)

There were quacking here and clucking there

And clucking here and quacking there

In the merry merry month of May.

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the cows and calves

In the merry merry month of May

They were mooing here and mooing there

And mooing here and mooing there

In the merry merry month of May (Join in)

There were mooing here and mooing there

And mooing here and mooing there

In the merry merry month of May.

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the sheep and lambs

In the merry merry month of May

They were baaing here and baaing there

And baaing here and baaing there

In the merry merry month of May (Everybody)

There were baaing here and baaing there

And baaing here and baaing there

In the merry merry month of May.

**Iain:** Come on everybody, keep up.

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the sows and pigs

In the merry merry month of May

They were oinking here and oinking there

And oinking here and oinking there

In the merry merry month of May (Be a pig)

They were oinking here and oinking there

And oinking here and oinking there

In the merry merry month of May.

**Ozzy:** Hold it there, Old MacDonald. I want to get a picture for my holiday album.

**Sarah:** Oh, what's this. Hello. Look at that, it's a postcard from Ozzy. Hah-hah.

**Zizi:** What did he say, Sarah?

**Sarah:** Well, he says "he's having a great holiday down on the farm", and here's a picture of old MacDonald look at that I'll go and put it with the other farm things.

**Rebecca:** Then we can get it ready for him when he comes back.

**Zizi:** To remind him of his holiday.

**Sarah:** Good idea, I'll do that now.

**Dave:** Alright, alright, I'll do the cleaning. Right, here we go. Oh, what have we got here. Oh look, we got two feather dusters. Hey, I got a much better idea. Yeah! Drumsticks! Aaaaaaaahhhhh! Drumsticks!! Haaaaaaah! Rhythm!

**Sarah:** Ooh! Hello!

When you hear the music playing and you want to catch the beat

And something in the rhythm makes you want to tap your feet

Then your fingers start to snap and your hands start to clap

Oh it is quite outrageous it's too contagious I can't stop, I can't stop moving.

I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

While the music's playing that beat.

Tap tappity tap tappity tap tappity tap

Tap tappity tap tappity tap tappity tap.

No I can't stop snapping my fingers

I can't stop snapping my fingers

I can't stop snapping my fingers

Whilst the music's playing that beat.

Snap snappity snap snappity snap snappity snap

Snap snappity snap snappity snap snappity snap.

**Sarah:** Clap your hands now, here we go.

No I can't stop clapping my hands

No I can't stop clapping my hands

No I can't stop clapping my hands

While the music's playing that beat.

Clap clappity clap clappity clap clappity clap

Clap clappity clap clappity clap clappity clap.

**Dave:** Ooh, wait for me!

**Sarah:** Come on, Dave!

No I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

While the music's playing that beat.

Tap tappity tap tappity tap tappity tap

No I can't stop tapping my feet

While the music's playing that beat.

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:**

**Sarah:** Yeah, that was great, though.

**Dayle:** But we didn't get much cleaning done.

**Sarah:** Oh, no

**Dave:** Ooh! All right then. Yeah, let's get to work everybody! Yeah! Let's see what's happening down on the farm. Eeheeheeh...

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Iain:** Well it's time for me to take in a wee tour of my farm. All right, John?

**Ozzy:** Oh, is your horse called John?

**Iain:** It is.

**Ozzy:** Well, I bet you know this song. Sing-along and join in with the actions.

Horsey horsey don't you stop

Just let your feet go clippety clop

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round

Giddy up, we're homeward bound!

**Ozzy:** Right, let's sing that again.

**Dave:** A bit louder though.

Horsey horsey don't you stop

Just let your feet go clippety clop

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round

Giddy up, we're homeward bound!

We ain't in a hussle, we ain't in a bussle

Don't go tearing up the road

We ain't in a hurry, we ain't in a flurry

And we ain't got a very heavy load.

**Dave:** Oooh. Do you know something

Horsey horsey don't you stop (**Dave:** Oh, yeah!)

Just let your feet go clippety clop

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round

Giddy up, we're homeward bound!

**Ozzy:** Right, where we're going to next?

**Iain:** Aha! We're off to see the cows.

**Albey:** What a beautiful cow.

**Xanthe:** She's lovely.

**Ozzy:** Hello, Daisy. How are you today?

**Iain:** Oh, why don't you ask her?

**Ozzy:** Ask her, how?

**Iain:** How? Hahaha... Exactly right, how.

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now how now, brown cow brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow?

**Iain:** Now you try it this time, are you ready?

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now how now, brown cow brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow?

How now how now, brown cow brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow?

**Ozzy:** Smile Daisy.

**Dave:** Oh, yes! Oh, thank you very much. Take a look at that! Yes! How now, a brown cow! I think I'll put that with the others. Oh, I wonder how Sarah's doing with the dusting.

**Sarah:** This is the way we dust it down. Dust it down, dust it down. This is the way we dust it down... Ooh! Hello Fred, how are you?

**Fred:** Oh, fine. Thanks Sarah. I was just looking after this.

**Sarah:** Oh, look! A little caterpillar! Aren't you lovely. See if you know the actions to this song. Need to get yourself a little caterpillar.

Fuzzy little caterpillar crawling crawling on the ground

Fuzzy little caterpillar nowhere nowhere to be found

Though we've looked and looked and hunted everywhere around.

**Fred:** Where's he gone, Sarah?

**Sarah:** Ah, you'll find out, Fred.

When the little caterpillar found his furry coat too tight

Then a snug cocoon he made him spun of silk so soft and light

Rolled itself away within it slept there day and night.

**Fred:** He's gone to bed, hasn't he?

**Sarah:** He has, Fred.

See how this cocoon is stirring now a little head we spy

What is this? Our caterpillar spreading gorgeous wings to dry

Soon this free and happy creature flutters gaily by.

**Fred:** Can I sing it with you, Sarah?

**Sarah:** Oh, I'd love you too, Fred. See if you can do the actions too this time.

Fuzzy little caterpillar crawling crawling on the ground

Fuzzy little caterpillar nowhere nowhere to be found

Though we've looked and looked and hunted everywhere around.

**Sarah:** Get your cocoon ready.

When the little caterpillar found his furry coat too tight

Then a snug cocoon he made him spun of silk so soft and light

Rolled itself away within it slept there day and night.

**Sarah:** He's asleep now, Fred.

See how this cocoon is stirring now a little head we spy

What is this? Our caterpillar spreading gorgeous wings to dry

Soon this free and happy creature flutters gaily by.

**Fred:** Oh, he's changed into a butterfly.

**Sarah:** That's right, Fred. Just like our caterpillar will. Wha-- Where's he gone? Oh look, a cocoon!

**Fred:** Oh, there! He-he's changed into a butterfly!

**Sarah:** Isn't he lovely?

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Ozzy:** Oh, look, sheep! All covered in wool!

**Iain:** Aha, that's right, Ozzy! And this is going to be a woolly jumper, we get wool from sheep.

**Shantel:** Ozzy, come and have a look at these sheep over here.

Baa baa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir

Three bags full

One for the master

One for the dame

One for the little boy

Who lives down the lane.

**Ozzy:** See if you know this verse as well.

Baa baa white sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir

Three needles full

One to mend a jumper

One to mend a frock

And one for the little boy

With holes in his socks.

**Iain:** I'm sure you'll know this one, you join in.

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

And everywhere that Mary went

The lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day

Which was against the rules

It made the children laugh and play

To see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned it out

But still it lingered near

And it waited patiently

'Til Mary did appear.

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"

The eager children cry

"Why Mary loves the lamb, you know?"

The teacher did reply.

**Ozzy:** Hold it there, everyone.

**Dave:** Oh, thank you very much! Ha ha ha! Aaah! Another postcard and this one says, Mary had a little lamb and here's a lamb for you. I think I'll put that with the others. Right, Sarah?

**Sarah:** Yep.

**Dave:** What's next?

**Sarah:** Uh, cleaning the cupboards, Dave. Alright, I'm...

**Dave:** Oh, hang on! Ooh! Ooh! Let's have a look! Oh! Oh-ho! It's all fallen out! Hey take a look of this! It's a pot of treacle and some rice! Now that give me an idea for a song. Wonder if you know it?

Half a pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

That's the way the money goes

Pop! goes the weasel.

Up and down the city road

In and out the Eagle

That's the way the money goes

Pop! goes the weasel.

Half a pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

That's the way the money goes

Pop! goes the weasel.

**Sarah:** Oh look, what's over here? A beautiful purple horse, is that lovely? I wonder what it means?

**Rebecca:** I know that one.

**Sarah:** Oh, right. Will you have it, Rebecca?

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross

To see a fine lady upon a white horse

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

She shall have music wherever she goes.

**Sarah:** You pretend you've got your own horse. Take the reins. Here we go.

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross

To see a fine lady upon a white horse

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

She shall have music wherever she goes.

**Dave:** Ooh... Ah, yes! Alright, let's see what's next. Oh, it's a horn! Wonder if there any songs with a horn in it... Hmm. Oh, hang on. There's a little boy asleep over there with a blue hat on. Oh, I know the song!

Little boy blue, come blow your horn

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn

Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack fast asleep

Will you wake him? No not I

For if I do, he's sure to cry.

**Dave:** I'll tell you what, shall I wake him up?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Dave:** Oh, shall I really wake him up?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Dave:** Alright then.

Little boy blue, come blow your horn

**Sarah:** What's this over here? Ah, a tub.

Rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub

Rub a dub, rub a dub dub

Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

And who do you think they be?

The butcher (rub a dub dub)

The baker (rub a dub dub)

The candlestick (rub a dub dub)

Maker (rub a dub dub)

Turn 'em out knaves all three.

**Sarah:** Yay-yay-yay! Rubbadubbadubbadub!

**Dave:** Arriba, arriba, arriba, ahaaa!

**Sarah:** Venga.

Rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub

Rub a dub, rub a dub dub

Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

And who do you think they be?

The butcher (rub a dub dub)

The baker (rub a dub dub)

The candlestick (rub a dub dub)

Maker (rub a dub dub)

Turn 'em out knaves all three.

**Sarah:** Ay-yay-yay!

**Dave:**

**Sarah:** Venga, here we go.

Rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub

Rub a dub, rub a dub dub

**Sarah:** Oh, Dave, look!

**Dave:** What?

**Sarah:** A pair of shoes in there.

**Dave:** Yeah!

**Sarah:** And a whole lot of sticks, what does that mean?

**Dave:** Oh, another song! Here we go!

1, 2 buckle my shoe

3, 4 knock on the door

5, 6 pick up sticks

7, 8 lay them straight

9, 10 a big fat hen.

**Dave:** I'll tell you what, now that you know what to do, why don't you join in with me? Get ready, here we go!

1, 2 buckle my shoe

3, 4 knock on the door

5, 6 pick up sticks

7, 8 lay them straight

9, 10 a big fat hen.

(Cheering and applause)

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Xanthe:** I love ducks.

**Ozzy:** So do I, I love the way they waddle and wibble.

Five little ducks that I once knew

Big ducks, little ducks, fat ducks too

But the one little duck with the feather on his back

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack.

**Ozzy:** Are you being ducks as well?

Down to the river they would go

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble to and fro

But the one little duck with the feather on his back

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack.

**Ozzy:** Time to come home from the river now.

Home from the river they would come

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble ho hum hum

But the one little duck with the feather on his back

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack.

**Iain:** Aha! I've got lots of ducks!

5 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 4 little ducks came back.

**Iain:** Oh look! I've only got four there! How many of you got?

4 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 3 little ducks came back.

**Iain:** I've got three little ducks. How many of you got?

3 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 2 little ducks came back.

**Iain:** I've got 2. 1, 2. Hee hee hee.

2 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 1 little duck came back.

**Iain:**

1 little duck went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But no little ducks came swimming back.

**Iain:** I've got no ducks left. Wonder where they've got to. Let's find out.

No little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

And 5 little ducks came swimming back.

**Iain:** Hooray!

(Cheering and applause)

**Sarah:** Ooh! Hang on a minute. It's another postcard! \*gasps\* Oh, look at that! Isn't it great? How are you getting on with the farm, you lot?

**Rebecca, Elizabeth, Dayle & Zizi:** Nearly ready!

**Sarah:** Brilliant! I wonder what Dave's up to in the paint shop.

**Dave:** This is the way we dust it down. Dust it down, du-- Oof. Look at all this dust! Ooh, excuse me, paint pots, I just got to dust you down. It's ever so dusty in here. There's a-- Whoa-ho! Ooh! Look at that! Look at that, a spider!

**Purple:** Of course, that's Incy Wincy.

**Orange:** Showering from the rain.

**Dave:** Of course, Incy Wincy. I know that song, take it away paint pots.

Incy wincy, incy, incy wincy, incy wincy spider

Incy wincy, incy, incy wincy, incy wincy spider

Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain

So Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again.

**Dave:** Wahey! Now it's your turn to do it and I want you to get your hands like this and turn it into incy wincy spider and get ready to do the rest of the rhyme with me. Here we go.

Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain

So Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again.

**Dave:** Wahey! And then I made your spiders dance around! Woo!

Incy wincy, incy, incy wincy climbed up the water spout

**Dave:**

**Sarah:** I don't know, Dave, will have to ask. Come to think of it, must be almost dark down on the farm. Let's have a look.

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Iain:** Of course, we've got spiders. In fact, everybody can have a spider. Look at my little spider. You see him? Hahaha, crawling around there? Huh-hoo-hoo!

I have a little spider

I'm very fond of him

He climbs onto my shoulder

And then onto my chin

He crawls down my arm

And jumps onto my leg

He's a tiny little spider

So I put him to bed.

**Iain:** Hahaha, go on, you have a spider now. In fact-- Shantel, Xanthe, come on, you have a spider too. Ah-ha-ha-ha. Have you got your little spider there crawling around? You ready?

I have a little spider

I'm very fond of him

He climbs onto my shoulder

And then onto my chin

He crawls down my arm

And jumps onto my leg

He's a tiny little spider

So I put him to bed.

**Ozzy:** Oh, look, chickens! I love chickens! Do you know this song?

5 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1, 2, 3, 4

4 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:** So now there are 4 chickens.

4 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1, 2, 3

3 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:** Have you all got 3 chickens.

3 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1, 2

2 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:** Just 2 left now.

2 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1

1 little chicken sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:** Aww, doesn't he look lonely?

1 little chicken sitting in a row

He says "cheep cheep, I must go"

0 little chickens, 0 little chickens

0 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Iain:**

5 brown eggs in the nest of hay

5 brown eggs in the nest of hay

5 brown eggs in the nest of hay

1 yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

4 brown eggs in the nest of hay

4 brown eggs in the nest of hay

4 brown eggs in the nest of hay

Another yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

3 brown eggs in the nest of hay

3 brown eggs in the nest of hay

3 brown eggs in the nest of hay

Another yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

2 brown eggs in the nest of hay

2 brown eggs in the nest of hay

2 brown eggs in the nest of hay

Another yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

1 brown egg in the nest of hay

1 brown egg in the nest of hay

1 brown egg in the nest of hay

The last yellow chick popped out to play.

**Ozzy:** Of course, of course, why didn't I think of that? Sarah, Sarah, we're coming back and we're bringing some friends.

**Sarah:** Ready when you are, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** We're back!

**Dave:** Oh, welcome back Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Thanks Dave. Oh, it all looks so clean! Oh, it's so good that we're all back together again.

The more we are together pom pom

Together pom pom, together pom pom

The more we are together pom pom

The happier we shall be.

Your friends are my friends

And my friends are your friends

The more we are together pom pom

The happier we shall be.

**Ozzy:** And look, you've made my farm. That's just perfect.

**Sarah:** Hang on a minute Ozzy, didn't you say you were gonna bring friends with you? Well who are they?

**Ozzy:** Everyone from the farm, watch.

**Iain:** I'm in the Fun Song Factory. Haha!

**Ozzy:** Hello, Old MacDonald. Now, you've got a whole farm inside the Factory.

**Iain:** Haha! You remember all those animals you met down on my farm? Let's sing about them and remember do the actions. Are you ready?

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a cow, E I E I O

With a moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:** And now, another animal has a little curly tail. That's right, the pig! Ha haa!

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a pig, E I E I O

With an oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:** Another animal with a woolly jumper. You remember? The sheep!

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a sheep, E I E I O

With a baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:** And there were some troublesome ducks, do you remember? Sing about a duck.

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a duck, E I E I O

With a quack quack here and a quack quack there

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack

Baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:** And do you know what a chicken sounds like?

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a chicken, E I E I O

With a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there

Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck cluck

Quack quack here and a quack quack there

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack

Baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:** And now for my favourite, the horse. Are you ready?

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a horse, E I E I O

With a neigh neigh here and a neigh neigh there

Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh

Cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there

Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck cluck

Quack quack here and a quack quack there

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack

Baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** Ohh, there's the hooter! Well, thanks everyone, I've had a wonderful holiday. I hope you enjoyed coming down on the farm too. See you next time for some more songs down at the Fun Song Factory. Bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**All:** Yeah! Bye!

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** See you again next time.

**All:** Bye!

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Opening (1997 re-release)

1. Tempo Video Warning Screen (1987-2002)
2. Tempo Pre-School Ident (1996-2010)
3. Tempo Pre-School videos approved by the Pre-school Learning Alliance card
4. Party Time at the Fun Song Factory trailer [announced by TBA]
5. The Happy Birthday Video trailer [announced by TBA]
6. Bedtime Stories trailer [announced by TBA]
7. The Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
8. Start of The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)

## Closing (1997 re-release)

1. End of The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits (The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm Version)
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc (silent)

## Opening (2003 Re-release)

1. Copyright Notice Warning Screen (2002-2005)
2. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012)
3. Make Way For Noddy trailer (Long Version)
4. Barbie as Rapunzel trailer
5. Transformers Armada trailer [announced by Michael Angelis]
6. Clifford the Big Red Dog Trailer [announced by Enn Reitel]
7. Universal Meditteranea UK TV Advert [announced by Mel Smith]
8. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012) (again)
9. Start of The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)

## Closing (2003 Re-release)

1. End of The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits (The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm Version)
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc (silent)
5. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012)
6. Copyright Notice Warning Screen (2002-2005)

## Trailers and info

### 1997 re-release

1. The "Party Time at the Fun Song Factory" video commercial of 1996.
2. The "The Happy Birthday Video" video commercial of 1996.
3. The "Bedtime Stories" video commercial of 1996.

### 2003 Re-release (Universal)

1. Make Way For Noddy (Out to own on Video and DVD)
2. Barbie As Rapunzel
3. Transformers Armada (Collect them now on Video & DVD)
4. Clifford the Big Red Dog (Coming Soon to Video)
5. Universal Meditteranea (UK TV Advert)