Chunky Yoshi

Unlike most yoshis who are friendly reptiles with a medium build and a frugivorous diet (even though they have long sticky tongues that are usually used for catching insect prey! What the f\*\*\*?!?!), Chunky Yoshi developed a taste for AM Crunchwraps and, as a result, the Crunchwrap Craze corrupted him into an unpredictable and psychopathic monster. Technically, he is the alpha male of fat yoshis; all of which came to be through the exact same dietary change as he.

## Description

He stands 8 feet tall, weighs 1,369 pounds, and is colored green. These traits make him the biggest, fattest, strongest, and most Crunchwrap Crazed fat yoshi of all! Nothing stands in his way when he craves a Crunchwrap, and he will crush everything smaller than him under the shear weight of his blubbery body unless he eats it first! Despite his tremendous mass, Chucky Yoshi can be surprisingly quick when he charges, and he can leap high into the air to crash down and cause a powerful earth tremor! Like other yoshis, his long tongue can shoot out and pull prey into his mouth to be devoured whole. With his powerful lust for Crunchwraps and his fierce tenacity to eat them and whatever stands in his way, Chucky Yoshi is a fierce rival of Baron Spaghetti! He is also the arch enemy of Lord TimRex, as he has clashed with the king of chubby yoshis many times for hunting grounds, treasures, females, and power. These battles are the best known trials the king of the weirdos has overcome in order to claim his crown.

## Shenanigans

Along with his Crunchwrap Craze, Chunky Yoshi has several other bizarre affiliations. Among his best known is his thing for sending certain other beings a f\*\*\* request. Most times however, he doesn't really want to f\*\*\* but, instead, he's looking to obtain $3.50 (or as he calls it 'tree fiddy'), demand an AM Crunchwrap, screw with his victim(s), force them to watch The Room and or make him a donut burger, or tell a yo mama joke. Either way, he is a real big dick!

Though fat yoshis as a whole lust for Crunchwraps, they also crazily crave donut burgers. Chunky Yoshi is no exception and, just as with Crunchwraps, nothing stops him from eating any donut burger he senses.

   He also loves to get high on goat cheese! He'll set many wheels of the cheese ablaze in a large glass dome and inhale the fumes until he's so high! Those who also do this call this kind of high going 'goat high'.

## Weaknesses

Despite his great strength and weight, Chunky Yoshi and other fat yoshis have a good number of fears and enemies. For starters, Lord TimRex and Dragon Booger along with both their respective races can easily demolish these fat asses. Anjanaths also find fat yoshis to be very easy prey items loaded with flesh and tons of fat. The predators also find their tongues quite nutritious and tender as well.

If one wishes to really strike fear into the heart of Chunky Yoshi, nothing sends him fleeing for his life more than crayons! He's also dreadfully afraid of toilets and Hawaiian Punch, but filling a toilet with Hawaiian Punch will scare him almost as much as a single crayon. Bagels also horrify fat yoshis, but no one can blame them seeing as bagels are just bread impersonating donuts.

## Quotes

"I need 'bout tree fiddy."

"How 'bout just two fiddy?"

"Gimme mah goddamn tree fiddy!"

"Hey you Crunchwrap! Get in mah belleh!"

"Aw man! Yummy Crunchwrap!"

"I'll smash the doo doo outta ya!"

"You can't win! I'm so damn fat!"

"Yo, ya got a Crunchwrap on ya? Gimme that Crunchwrap!"

"Yo, make me a sandwich!"

"Yo, ya gonna watch The Room! Why? 'Cuz I said so!"

"Holy Blubbereh Butt, a crayon! AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!"

"Aw nah, ya keep that crayon away from me!"

## References

Fat Yoshi is an old meme, and the images above were found in the infinite universe named Google.

The 'tree fiddy' quotes are a reference to Chef's Dad Thomas McElroy from South Park.

Yoshi is a creation by Nintendo for the Super Mario games.