OTOS 5: Triple Teams, Triple Trials/Transcript

🎬 : three, two, one, action.

slug: episode 5 is starting in 3…2…1…NOW!

slug (replies to 🎬): IDK, its time for you to choose who will die.

🧊: uhhh....

🥁: why don’t we let the other teams choose first?

🖥️: yeah thats a good idea

*🪤 and 🖌️ stays far way from 🪁 and 🎈, while 🪁 attempts to talk to them*

⚓ just kinda looks at his own team

slug: ok then. TSTOE, you guys vote first

⚓: i guess im gonna vote first!!

⚓: 🖥️, because you tried to sabotage us!!

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: we’re voting out the strongest I Don’t Knower so they won’t be much of an opponent right?

*the*: ermm i dont know.

⚓: well 🖥️ could buy things from the internet

sadtrollbutthequalityissoba: hmm, let’s let luck decide then!

⚓: im still voting for him

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: I know a way, #bot-commands

🎱: r!8ball yes for vote strongest, no for don’t vote strongest

RoboTop: 🎱 **If you believe, yes**

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: I suppose I’m voting 🧊 then. She’s the only one who tried to help

🧊: hey wait! But I caused my team to lose! I’m the bad one here, don’t vote me!

*the*: i think they deserve a chance

*the*: maybe i'll vote for 🎱?

🎱: I don’t have a favourite number, but I do have a least favourite word

⚓: but 🖥️ could buy bombs!!!!!!

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: true, I’ll vote 🖥️ then

*the*: i can't really decide..

🎱: that word is “the”

*shock!!!!*

*the*: okay i think i know who im gonna vote :)

slug: 1 vote 🎱, 2 vote 🖥️. Next up on the line is FoF

🪁: look 🪤, I’m sorry for calling you guys useless

🪁: so I’ll be hearing your opinions on who to vote

🪤:...... thanks i guess.

🖌️: yeah, *really* normal of you to just (quotation marks gesture) *be nicer* (end quotation mark gesture) after an episode

🪤: lets just vote. we dont wanna make the episode longer

🪤: so 🖌️ who are we voting?

🖌️: I was waiting on you

🪤: well then, im voting 🧊.

🪁: ok, I’m voting 🧊 too because you said so

🪤: you didnt.... have to....

🖌️: I’m on your side as well, I vote 🧊 too

🧊: oh no!!!!

🎈: uhh…

*🧊 and Fight or Flighters stares intensely at 🎈*

🎈: im gonna vote 🎱

🥁: no vote for me so far, im doing pretty good.

slug: 2 votes 🎱, 2 votes 🖥️, 3 votes 🧊. 🥁 is currently safe

🧊 *shaking in fear*

🥁: looks like our turn to vote

slug: remember, you votes count twice

🧊:uhhhh....  I VOTE 🎱 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🧊 *shaking alot more*

🎱: for revenge, I’m voting 🧊!

slug: 4 votes 🎱, 2 votes 🖥️, 5 votes 🧊, 0 votes 🥁

🖥️: im voting 🎱, 🧊 tried to help us

slug: 6 votes 🎱, 2 votes 🖥️, 5 votes 🧊, 0 votes 🥁

slug: 🥁, you are the deciding vote

*suspense*

*🥁 can’t control her breathing*

*the others watch in awe*

*🥁 runs off*

*or whatever is the right word*

⚓: AWW COME ON!!!

slug: ok…? We’ll wait for her to come back, I think she needs to calm down a bit

yoyleberry: im very eager to kill someone

🥁 (still can’t control breathing, but slowly regains control): calm down 🥁. You can do this!

yoyleberry: why cant we just eliminate the guy with 6 votes

*🥁 is starting to control her breathing again*

slug: because it wouldn’t be fair

yoyleberry: alright then.

*🥁 walks back*

🥁: It’s okay. You can do this

⚓ (munching on popcorn): oh finally!

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: shhh

*the*: 🥁 is walking to the elimination area!

*🥁 presses a button*

slug: time to reveal the votes

🖌️: where did that come from??

slug: first one safe is 🥁, 0 votes

slug: second one safe is 🖥️, 2 votes

🧊 *BITING THEIR TOENAILS*

✏️: ewww

slug: and the fourth contestant eliminated from OTOS is……!

slug: is 🎱.

*🧊 sighs in relief*

yoyleberry: any last words

🎱: uhhh.. i dont have a favourite num-

yoyleberry: that’s enough, you’ll be executed in a special way

yoyleberry: I’m sending you to a room full of “8”s so you die from insanity

slug: anyways time to announce the next contest

@mosambikyu do you want to pick a contest?

mosambikyu: Design scary firey

mosambikyu: Add hats and stuff

mosambikyu: Idk

mosambikyu: Jump off a cliff?

mosambikyu: While doing hoola hoops

slug: ok, we got a weird suggestion from a viewer but I’m making it a challenge anyways

slug: actually, challenge**s**

slug: we're bringing back the weird guy for this episode.

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

profiley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

✏️: are you serious?!

⭐: i guess they are

scary firey : **AWKWARD SILENCE**

slug: what are you guys doing on my show

slug: please stay out of the competition zone.

scary firey : **HOLDS SIGN** Pleas help I am stuck on this position

slug: are you from another OTOS mini? I just took care of them a few hours ago

chad: he attended this season too, actually

chad: dont you remember?

.     : .

slug: uh no, I was referring to these guys -> ✏️profiley

chad: sincere apologies

slug: wait why is slug2 back again

slug2 : i dont know

slug: wait why did they erase themselves out of existence

slug: anyways, your challenge is to do these tasks

🪁: okay enough chit chatting

Design scary firey

Add hats and stuff

Jump off a cliff

Do hoola hoops

scary firey : Don’t go hard please and don’t change my sign

slug: I’ll be ranking them separately, whoever scores the lowest loses

mosambikyu (replies to “Jump off a cliff” message): Jump off a cliff **WHILE** doing hoola hoops

slug: btw equal weight for every tasks

🌟: hey slug, you got it wrong

slug: what

🌟: you got the viewer suggestions wrong

⚓: im great at jumping off cliffs!!

🖌️ :i think i can do those

scary firey : O T O S

slug: ok contestants, minor correction. Jump off a cliff **while doing hoola hoops**

✏️: wait firey , why are you here?

🖌️: well now you’ve made it impossible!!1!1!!1!1!!

⚓ (colours dissapear) : oh.

✏️: I’ve got good experience at jumping off cliffs, can I participate?

slug: no

slug: yoyleberry, what do you want to do with her

✏️  *is sharpened to nothing*

✏️ :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

scary firey : the entire lyrics of this song https://youtu.be/U-sMOboeOQg

🥁: a..another corpse..?

*🥁 froze in fear and shock*

🖥️: we should get started on- uhm.. 🥁

🧊: are you okay?

*cue team jinge*

🎈 to 🖌️: not even biased against you, but you’re the only one who can do hoola hoops

🥁 (Madeline panic attack squeak noises): no… I’m not okay…

🧊 looking pretty worried

scary firey : I’m bored I will throw this sign off the cliff

**throw**

🖥️: fantastic. No one here have arms to add hats, 🥁 is basically useless, me and 🧊 are going to be dead if we jump off a cliff

🧊: i'll do it!

🖥️: wait no you’ll die!

*shatter sounds can be heard*

slug : lol that was priceless 11/10

slug: okay im gonna go revive her. ill be right back.

*the*: seems like dying is how you get high scores

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: don’t even think about it.

*the*: yeah no. I’m afraid of death anyways

slug: its not going to be funny the second time so good call

scary firey : **Awkward silence because he ain’t got his sign**

⚓: well I can design scary firey since I have arms

⚓ says while also practicing hoola hoops

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: i think im gonna do that

*the*: and ill help!

🎈 to 🖌️: ok, this might seem biased but I need you to do the designing, as well as the hoola hoops

🎈: because you’re great at designing and the only one who can do hoola hoops!

🖌️ (sarcastic) yeah, definitely not bias

🪤: yeah but did you hear what slug said?

jumpin off a cliff

oh and its gotta be a good show, too

🪁 and 🎈: we can’t jump

🪤: yeah sorry, but only you can do the hoola hoops 🖌️

🖥️: ok, if our team can’t do anything, should I go sabotage the other teams like in episode 3?

🧊 (softly): hey 🥁, it’s been 10 minutes, are you alright?

🥁 (still traumtized): getting… better..

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad gives scary firey an ushanka

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: that looks pretty good

*the*: hey wheres his sign?

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: i dont know, but he can hold this bottle i found.

⚓: what’s that supposed to do

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: ummm……

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: for the design…

scary firey: ....

*the*: he's so scary....

⚓ (sarcastic): scary firey with a bottle, yeah that’s totally gonna work

🪁: well, I suppose we could add hats

🪁: we’ve got flying advantages

🎈: yeah!

slug: TSTOE seems to be done with their design

slug: i rate it a solid 7

slug: 1 hour left!

chad: is that intentional?

slug: what?

chad: not being extremely loud and breaking 🥁’s ears, added to fact that she is extremely traumatized right now

slug: you’re overthinking, I’m just tired from yelling

profiley: ooohh i wonder whats gonna happen next!

slug: why are you here

slug: you shouldn’t exist

profiley: but I’m always in the show! Since episode 1!

slug: chad, give me footages

chad: you and I weren’t here in episode 1 tho

profiley 3: i wasnt there too!

📽️ : i have it recorded

slug2: okay everyone. stay right behind the line

chad: in fact, we only came after team 2 decided their team name was Fight or Flight!

🖌️: what the hell is going on there....

chad: wait actually it’s when *the* sneaked over to ⚓’s team

chad : it seems im getting a bit ahead of myself

slug: yeah, you’re supposed to only get like, 1% of screentime

slug: or writing time in this case

yoyleberry: lets get back to our seats

chad: alright.

*the* to ⚓: hey I never knew you were good at adding hats

⚓: dude… it’s just putting hats on top

*the*: well I couldn’t do it

slug: i see you want me to rate your scary firey again

⚓: yeah… also what are you capable of? You told me you can do a lot of things

*the*: well I can transform!

*the*: just like *text*, I can transform

*the*: unlike her, I can actually control my transformation! But I can only do it every 5 minutes

*the*: still better than doing it out of control

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: i heard your a pretty good writer

*the*: ok, let’s make the hat better!

*he*: 5 minute cooldown

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: what

*ha*: I’m transforming into “hat”

*ha*: after the transformation is finished I can shapeshift into whatever my name is

*ha*: so I’ll just shapeshift into a fancy hat

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad: oh, thats cool

🖥️: hey look! There’s a bunch of fancy hats over there! We don’t have to lose! But there’s a big obstacle course

🧊: ok, whatever you do, don’t let the flyers know

🌟 : Hi, I'm back, stars don't have day or night so we sleep when we feel the need too.

⚓: so thats where you went

🌟 : Yeah.

sadtrollbutthequalityissobad (replies to 🌟): I’ve been wanting to ask you this, what is your gender and ⭐ and ✨’s gender?

🌟 : All Male.

slug: huh interesting

slug: but please

be with the other viewers

four: hi guys, I heard there’s a new object show. You must stop.

four(angrily): I must host the only object show viewers can enjoy!

profiley 3: uh oh, WE GOTTA RUN!!!

✏️ : EEK!

four: profily, what are you doing here

four (angrily): DONT TELL ME YOU WENT TO COMPETE HERE AFTER YOUVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!

🌟 : Wait what are you?

profiley: enjoying my day off? how bout you four

slug (replies to ✏️): wait I thought you were dead?

✏️: uhm yeah about that

🥁 (still traumatized): please… don’t bring that up….

four: I revived her. What.

profiley: okay bye bye now!

🌟 : Hold on, what did I miss while I was asleep?

four: wait, did you kidnap and kill Pencil?!?!?!?

📽️: im guessing alot

🌟 : Did I debut yet?

four: Pencil is my favourite EXITor

slug: please make your "EXItor" behave

they have been barging in to view my show

or more like there to interrupt

four to ✏️: you mean to tell me that it didn’t kidnap you?

four: you escaped the EXIT and left my show?!?!?!?

four: to watch this garbage competition?!?!?!?

🌟 : Oh yeah, we all have awesome limbs, us stars.

*four zaps Pencil to death*

slug2: kind shiny gentleman, you have not made your debut.

*four recovers Pencil*

🌟 : You executed pencil, why, he wasn't out yet.

oh

four: don’t leave my show ever again!

slug2: we're still on our first season. we dont take debuters for now.

🌟 : Aw man,

🌟 : What role can I take now?

slug: Contestants’ helper

🌟 : Cool.

slug (replies to the cast update): It even says so right here

🌟 : ok.

slug: 5 minutes left!

*hat*: ok, shapeshift time!

scary firey now looks quite dapper

🎩: this is going to score a lot of points

slug: wow thats really nice

TSTOE gets a 11/10

slug: now FoF

🖥️: finished the obstacle course, got 🎩⛑️🪖👒🎓👑🎩, which one should I use?

yoyleberry: i just know they are going to be safe, darn that luck team

🖥️: oh and I also got this 🧢

🥁: uhmm i think 🧢

slug: it has been a while.

*🧊 gives 🧢 to slug*

slug: oh why thank you

slug: well

both TSTOE and IDK have been rated 11

slug: FoF has yet to be rated

slug: IDK, your team scored 0 for Firey design, 11 for hat, 11 for cliff jumping with hoola hoop

slug: you got 22/30

slug: TSTOE, you got 7 for Firey design, 11 for hat, 0 for cliff jumping with hoola hoop

slug: you got 18/30

slug: wait where’s FoF’s products?

⏲️: ring ring ring

time is up hah

yoyleberry: okay you may leave now.

slug: well I don’t see FoF anywhere

slug: I guess FoF gets 0/30

slug: FoF is UFE

slug: seriously where are they

slug: how can voters vote if they aren’t here

chad: we'll go look for them

slug and 🌟  : yes

slug: so I guess just vote here!

slug: reminder: episode 4 was a huge change in FoF

slug: take that into consideration

[Voting results:

🪁 (2 votes)

🪤 (0 votes)

🎈 (0 votes)

🖌 (0 votes)]

slug: we’ll count the votes in the next episode!