Ben/Events

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This page lists currently implemented events for Ben.

## Two heart event

The event starts as the player passes through the forest. Ben is talking to Bree and Luke near his caravan. The items he has for sale are displayed on tables and crates around the caravan.

 **Ben:**Umm…
 **Bree:**What’s this nonsense Luke said about you not making it to my dinner party tonight?
I won’t take no for an answer. You need to stop worrying about being a bother. You’re family, Ben.
How about I make it easy for both of us? It would be an *insult* if you couldn’t make it.
 **Ben:**Well, that’s very kind of you. If it isn’t any trouble, sure…
I’ll join you guys.
 **Bree:**Attaboy!
(Bree notices something on one of Ben's displays.)
 **Bree:**Now, where did you get this *amazing* lamp?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it.
 **Luke:**You better not charge a premium for that, Ben.
It looks like it’s been in the trash for a week.
 **Bree:**Luke! What’s gotten into you? That was rude!
But you’re right, the lamp does look a little beat up.
Some of the paint is missing, and it has a funny smell.
Will it wash off, dear?
 **Ben:**It’s no longer for sale, folks. I don’t know what to tell you.
It was a rare find. It has character. With these things, you either see it or you don’t.
 **Luke:**Well, we don’t.
Okay, mate, let’s close up the caravan. I’ve got a pie in the oven.
(Ben, Bree, and Luke start packing when the player arrives at the scene. Ben notices them.)
 **Ben:**Hey, look who we have here!
 **Bree:**Hello. *Player*, isn’t it?
 **Ben:**It’s *real* nice to see you.
But you don’t need anything, do you?
Kinda about to close up here.
  **Player:**You guys going somewhere?
 **Bree:**Quite an observation. Yes.
 **Ben:**We’re heading to the vineyard. They’re having roast or something.
We’re being fancy tonight.
  **Player:**What are you guys up to?
 **Ben:**We’re heading to the vineyard. Having dinner with the fellas.
 **Ben:**Don’t just stand there, then.
Grab a table, help me close up.
The player joins everyone in packing away Ben's wares as the event ends.

## Three heart event

 **Ben:**Come on, where is it?
I’ll be right there, li’l boy!
I found the treats, Funbucket!
I’m on my way!
*Player*! I didn’t know you were there.
Sorry, shop’s closed for the time being.
  **Player:**What’s going on?
 **Ben:**It’s Funbucket, my pet duck. He’s under the weather.
  **Player:**But I’m a paying customer!
 **Ben:**Sorry, my friend. Some things are more important than money.
My pet duck, Funbucket, is sick.
 **Ben:**I’m coming, li’l boy.
Here we go, li’l boy.
Umm…
  **Player:**That duck is wearing a helmet!
 **Ben:**Shh! Don’t be so loud.
Yeah, he likes wearing it. It’s his fun little bucket hat.
The last time he was sick, we went through a whole case of tissues. And the honking!
  **Player:**I didn’t know ducks could get sick. I guess I never really thought about it.
 **Ben:**They sure can, and let me tell you, there’s nothing worse than a duck with a cold. Last time, we went through a whole case of tissues. And the honking!
 **Ben:**See? I usually get a nice healthy “quack” out of him, but all I’ve gotten today is those sad “quecks.”
I think he has another cold.
I hope this time won’t be too bad. I’ve had him since he was just a boy, you know.
Funbucket’s getting up there in years, but he’s a tough old bird. He’ll pull through.
Poor guy. He’s been lying there in his favorite sunny spot all day.
He just needs a little TLC, a little rest, and he’ll be back on his flippers in no time. You’ll see.

## Four heart event

The event starts as the player passes through the forest. Ben and his duck, Funbucket, are relaxing in beach chairs watching TV when the player walks up.

 **Ben:**Hey, *Player*.
You come to check up on Funbucket? That’s sweet of you.
 **Funbucket:**Queeck!
 **Ben:**Don’t worry li’l boy, I’m not going anywhere.
Just going to catch up with *Player*, and I’ll be right back, okay?
Look, this is your favorite part!
We've gone from Quecks to Queeks. Not very encouraging.
The boy’s sick, no getting around it.
  **Player:**Looks like you’re taking good care of him.
 **Ben:**Of course! He’d do the same for me, if he had opposable thumbs.
  **Player:**Are you sure he wants to watch TV?
 **Ben:**It’s just a montage of old men feeding ducks in the park.
It’s his favorite show.
 **Ben:**I’m not worried yet, but it’s hard, you know?
Funbucket’s my oldest friend, and I know he’s getting up there. Especially in duck years.
I’m just trying to do whatever I can to help him feel better.
 **Funbucket:**Tuuuuut!
 **Ben:**Oh no! My hot-water bottle!
Ben runs into the caravan.
 **Ben:**Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Ben returns with crystals on a plate.
 **Ben:**Okay, Funbucket, we got your hot-water bottle and a fresh healing crystal to put by your chair.
And it’s time to take your temperature again.
Ben turns off the TV.
 **Funbucket:**Queek! QUEEK!
Funbucket is annoyed with this turn of events.
 **Ben:**Okay, okay. Calm down. I’ll turn it right back on!
Ben turns the TV back on, unamused.
 **Ben:**He can be a bit of a drama llama.
The player laughs as the event ends.

## Five heart event

 **Ben:**Look, Funbucket, look! It’s your favorite tree!
Remember, the one with all the sap dripping down it?
 **Funbucket:**Queek.
 **Ben:**No? I could have sworn *this* was the one…
*Player*! Nice to see you. I’m just taking Funbucket for a walk. Trying to get the old juices flowing, you know?
He’s still not quite himself.
The sun usually does him good, but… I don’t know.
Just gotta keep those positive vibes flowing, right?
 **Funbucket:**Queek!
 **Ben:**You want to go home already?
Okay, buddy, okay. We’ll take it easy today, no problem.
Don’t worry, *Player*.
He’ll be up and shaking his tail feathers in no time.

## Six heart event

 **Archie:**Poor fellow. I just hate to see animals in pain.
 **Ben:**Me too.
 **Archie:**According to “Scout’s Guide to Wildlife Care,” ducks can get sick lots of ways. Has he been drinking from any stagnant ponds? Could be botulism.
 **Ben:**Botulism? No no no, it’s just a cold. Anyway, he only likes bottled water.
 **Archie:**Has he had any castor beans recently? Maybe its castor bean poisoning.
 **Ben:**I don’t even know what those are. Most nights we just split a pizza.
 **Archie:**Hmm…okay.
Avian Cholera…Aflatoxin poisoning…
 **Ben:**It’s just a cold.
 **Archie:**Duck plague?
 **Ben:**Duck plague? No, Archie, no! You’re way off. This is a cold. He’s had this before. He just needs rest.
 **Archie:**How long has he been sick again?
 **Ben:**I…I’m not really sure. Awhile, now.
Stop, Archie! I don’t want Funbucket to hear all the terrible things he might have.
It’s just a cold, boy. You’re going to be on your feet in no time. We just need to keep the positive vibes flowing, okay?
 **Archie:**Oh! Maybe it’s—
 **Ben:**Positive. Vibes.
 **Archie:**Maybe it’s just a cold.

## Seven heart event

 **Charles:**Interesting…
 **Ben:**Is it bad?
 **Charles:**Interesting…
 **Ben:**Is it bad?
 **Charles:**OK, Funbucket. Give me a good quack.
Interesting.
 **Ben:**I’ve had it up to here with your mysterious “Interestings!”
 **Charles:**What did you say?
 **Ben:**I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Charles. I’m just worried about him. He’s never been sick for this long before.
 **Charles:**I understand. Like I mentioned when you dragged me up here, Ben, I’m not a veterinarian. I have no frame of reference here. But…
 **Ben:**But?
 **Charles:**How old is he, again?
 **Ben:**I’ve had him ever since I was a boy. He’s on the other side of twenty, I’d say.
 **Charles:**Look. He’s been sick for weeks, right? His heartbeat is fast, his eyes are gummy, his quacks are…lackluster. This is an old, sick duck, Ben.
The best thing you might be able to do for him now is to keep him comfortable.
I’m sorry.
 **Ben:**It’s…no, it’s okay. I get it. Thanks, Charles.

## Eight heart event

 **Ben:**How many happy hours have you spent splashing around this lake, Funbucket?
Remember the time all those frogs jumped on your head?
Classic!
Or the time you chased away that gang of aggressive swans?
You really saved my skin that day. And now…
You’ve been such an amazing friend to me, Funbucket. I know others just see you as a duck. I know they don’t understand. That’s okay.
But you’ve been there through thick and thin.
I guess… I guess I just wanted to say thank you.
You’ve been the greatest friend I could ever ask for, and I’m going to do my best for you until…you know.
Do you feel something?
Don’t worry, Funbucket! I’ll protect you!
Woah...
 **Goddess of Flowers:**Your dear Funbucket is very sick, Ben.
 **Ben:**Who's there and what's it to you anyway!
It’s…it’s just a cold.
 **Goddess of Flowers:**Worry not, Ben. It is not yet his time.
 **Ben:**Don’t be scared, boy! I think…I think it’s okay.
Funbucket! Are you…are you okay?
What did you say? Was that…was that a quack?
Funbucket! You’re back! You’re healthy!
You know what this means, boy?
You gotta stop pooping in this lake!
Thank yo—
Wait..,YOU'RE GONE!!!
WAIT, WAIT...WHO WAS THAT?!

## Ten heart event

 **Ben:***Player*! You’re here!
You look amazing!
  **Player:**Thank you. You look great yourself.
 **Ben:**Thank you. You’re so kind.
  **Player:**Oh this old thing?!
 **Ben:**So humble.
  **Player:**Thanks! Not the first person to say that.
 **Ben:**I’m not surprised.
 **Ben:**Before the night gets colder, what do you think we start a bonfire?
There should be enough woods around. Let’s gather some.
I made some dinner earlier for us. Would you like to try some? I grew some of the ingredients myself.
Yeah? It’s special, isn’t it?
*Player*, I have to say. I have an agenda tonight…
I think you already know this but just in case…
There’s something that I’ve been meaning to tell you. Lately, whenever I meditate, you come to mind.
Whenever I think about you…us… I feel a rush of positive energy through my body.
It’s something I’ve never felt before.
I think I like you, *Player*.
  **Player:**I like you too.
 **Ben:**I’m so happy to hear that.
  **Player:**Sorry, I don’t feel the same way.
 **Ben:**That’s fine! We’re still friends, though right? I think that’s how our stars will collide.
 **Ben:**I’ve been a bit nervous about telling you that the whole day. I think I have some nervous energy pumped up in me. Time to release it back to universe.
Now that the night has just started…shall we?

## Wedding

 **Connor:**Welcome all to this joyous occasion, the wedding of our friends, Ben and *Player*.
It’s an honor to be here to unite these two love birds today.
*Player* do you want to read your vow?
  **Player:**Ben, I vow to you that I will always cherish, support and love you, always.
 **Ben:**Oh darling… I know you would. You’re my best friend.
  **Player:**Ben, a lifetime is not long enough for me to wake up every morning next to you.I’m lost for words.
 **Ben:**I’m lost for words.
  **Player:**No, I will read my vow to Ben in private.
 **Ben:**That sounds good, darling.
 **Ben:**Today, I stand before you with a heart full of love and gratitude. You have been my constant companion on this journey, through the highs and lows, the joys and sorrows.
I may not have had a family by my side, but I have found a home in you.
 **Connor:***Player*, do you promise Ben to honor and love in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?
  **Player:**I do.
 **Ben:**...
 **Connor:**Ben, do you promise *Player* to honor and love in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?
 **Ben:**Yes, I do.
 **Connor:**And now, vested by the power in me, I pronounce you married!