Flower Fire (song)

## **About**

**Flower Fire** is performed by Sharktopus, Jessie, Beelzeflower, Night Cap, Xavier, Yadina, and Brad in Flower Fire. It is a parody of Robot Hell, a song from the animated *Fox* series *Futurama*. It is only featured in the episode *Destruction Is Other Flowers*.

## **Original** **Lyrics (Destruction is Other Flowers):**

**Beelzeflower**: We know all your sins, Night Cap, and for each one, we’ve prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?

*[Music starts]*

**Night Cap**: Oh, no, singing. Mind if I bail?

[*singing starts]*

**Beelzeflower**:

Zombies are evil. You won't miss them.

We'll find ways to locate that liar,

What a sorry flower,

Rolled up and cooked like a piece of bacon

Here on level one of Flower Fire!

Danger's wrong and so is cheating.

So is traveling back to the past U.S.A.

Let's let genius luck decide

What type of suffering is justified.

I'm red boss here on level two!

*[She spins a wheel that Night Cap is strapped to. Luck decides to give away fried chicken for free to her.]*

**Beezleflower**: *[speaking]* Ooh! Deep-fried chicken!

*[CUT TO... Night Cap looking confused]*

**Night Cap:** *[speaking]* Boy, this is awkward!

[*the song has started up again]*

**Night Cap**:

Just tell me why!

**Beelzeflower**:

Please read this 52-page math book.

**Night Cap**:

There must be flowers worse than I!

**Beelzeflower**:

We‘ve checked around. There really aren't.

**Night Cap**:

Then please let me explain. My crimes were crazy girlish pranks!

**Beelzeflower**:

You stole from boy scouts, idiots, and banks!

**Night Cap**:

Aw, don’t blame me. Blame my living. *[She steals Beelzeflower’s plan book]*

**Beelzeflower**:

Please stop asking while I’m singing! *[She takes back her shiny necklace]*

Selling bad old tapes is wrong.

Musicians need that weapon to survive!

*[The song turns into a rap]*

**Xavier**:

Hey, bully, Stop hurting our friend. DJ Yadina will put a end. Come on mister, Stop with all that noise. She's only one girl and we're just two boys.

(Yadina scratches on the record.)

**Brad**:

That's what she really get on level five!

*[CUT TO... Sharktopus and Jessie sliding down an enormous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]*

**Sharktopus**:

I don't feel inspired.

**Jessie**:

It’s up to us to rescue her!

**Sharktopus**:

Maybe she likes cooking smores with fire.

**Jessie**:

It's us who tempted her to sin!

***Sharktopus***:

Maybe she’s happy when she got hired?

**Jessie**:

Come on, Sharktopus. Don't be scared.

I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,

So just sit back. Enjoy the ride.

**Sharktopus**:

My back has splinters from the slide!

**Beelzeflower**:

Fencing diamonds, fixing french fries,

Publishing some wordsearch magazines!

You'll pay for every crime

It's filled with electric slime.

You’ll suffer until the end of time,

Saving past memories, most of which rhyme,

Trapped forever here in Flower Fire!

*[Beelzeflower tosses her hat away and stops singing]*

**Beelzeflower**: Of course, that’s just for starters.

## **New Lyrics (Night Cap‘s Return):**

**Beelzeflower**: Welcome back, Night Cap. And as a true welcome back, listen to this. Hit it, boys!

*[Music starts]*

**Night Cap**: Really? This dumb song again? I’m just here to...

*[singing starts]*

**Beelzeflower**:

This is only a new beginning

Where I rule this whole under world

I'm a famous singer

Hating on you while having breakfast

But suddenly it all goes well.

**Night Cap**: [Speaking] But...

**Beelzeflower**: [Speaking] Be quiet! Anyways, where was I?

*[singing continues]*

**Beelzeflower**:

I was running from some ghost Chompers

So I find a way to London

Sometimes I really can't decide

It's a type that really blows your minds

I made this DJ Yadina necklace just for you

**Night Cap**: *[Speaking]* Thanks?

**Beelzeflower**: You’re welcome!

**Night Cap**:

You are that guy!

**Beelzeflower**:

I read myself some greatest books

**Night Cap**:

There's even more than meets the eye!

**Beelzeflower**:

We've come around. Just take a look.

**Night Cap**:

It's just like my own dream, Sometimes I've had too many friends.

**Beelzeflower**:

Woah, That's a lot, but it never ends

**Night Cap**:

Well, don't blame me. It's for the giving!

**Beelzeflower**:

You are just asking cause I'm lying!

Well nothing really can go wrong

It's our time to live up for our lives

(The music stops)

Night Cap: Hey, Where is TBA?, He's suppose to be here right now

Beelzeflower:

## **The Singing Competition**

**Hornet**: We know all your sins, Night Cap, and for each one, we’ve prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?

*[Music starts]*

**Night Cap**: Oh, no, singing. Mind if I

**Beelzeflower**: Hey, that’s...

**Sharktopus**: Just let it go.

*[singing starts]*

## **Plot:**

It starts with Beelzeflower telling Night Cap that they know all of her sins and that they have prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment for each one. She then tells three of her henchmen to begin playing the saxophone, piano, and drums. Night Cap is annoyed and asks if she can leave. Beelzeflower does not fulfill her request by hurting her before catching a hat and cane thrown by one of her henchmen.

She starts singing while her henchmen grab Night Cap, then Beelzeflower fried her while the luck gives her free deep-fried chicken.

In the middle of the music video, Xavier, Yadina and Brad are telling Beelzeflower to stop hurting Night Cap, While Yadina record scratches on the turntable

## **List of Sins**

* Danger
* Cheating
* Traveling to the Past U.S.A.
* Luck
* Math Books

## **Trivia:**

* Despite that Flower Fire being a parody of Robot Hell from Futurama, The episode it's from also references the title itself, called, TBA
* In *Night Cap‘s Return*, Beelzeflower changed the lyrics up with new sins that Night Cap mentioned since the last time the song was sung, but she eventually changed it back sometimes afterwards because she thought the original was better.