WCWF Flash Flood (2/25/1997)

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FLASH FLOOD

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Date: February 25, 1997

Notes/Words from the President:

        \* Many of you have shown interest saying that Warzone III was
the best pay per view the WCWF has had yet... I'd like to take this
time to thank the following who helped me make it so great:

        buzz...@injersey.com, ke...@idirect.com, Skaf...@cris.com,
and mcc...@philly.infi.net

        Thanks again guys!!!

        \* Here are the proposed title matches for March Madness......

        ===> WCWF World Title: Taz vs. Sgt. Andrew Scott
        ===> WCWF IC Title: Mr. Extreme vs. The Undertaker
        ===> WCWF Tag Titles: The Clique vs. The International
Connection
                <If The Clique win by pinfall/submission.. the
American Tag Belts are vacated.>
                <If the IC win by pin/subm.. they get World Belts and
American Tags are                          vacated.>
        ===> WCWF Cruiserweight Match: Four Corners -
                Scott Pierce vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rick Steamboat vs.
"Pillman's entrant"
                "Pillman will be allowed to pick a Cruiserweight to
represent himself"
        ===> WCWF Xtreme Dainja Match: The Crow vs. Inferno

I will accept comments/match acceptance from these above individuals
until Friday. Remember, this stuff isn't known ICly... don't flash
about it.

FLASH FLOOD:

+==========+
 The Clique
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Announcer : THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE NEW
WORLD ORDER.

\*nWo music starts.  In the locker room after Warzone III has ended.
The Clique have the World Tag Team title belts over their shoulders.
Brian Pillman has the Cruiserweight belt in his lap.\*

Scott Hall : Ay, chicos...  Warzone III is history...  the Clique are
still YOUR World tag Team champions...  our little buddy, the
Cruiserweight champion Brian Pillman, remains champion after getting
the night off...  and the Sarge keeps his world title...  but the
three of us
are not in the mood to celebrate.

Kevin Nash : Why??  Because that dead man, the Undertaker, has VADER'S
Intercontinental title.  The title that Vader has sacrificed buckets
of sweat and blood for!!  Undertaker, remember this when you go to
sleep tonight!!  Vader is gonna hunt you down for destroying all the
credibility and prestige that he put into that title!!!

Brian Pillman : And the same goes for the rogue Warlord!!!  He's
holding the TV title that Mr. Extreme held with pride and glory!!!
Another ridiculous decision by the WCWF committee to include him in
that match-up without having defended the belt in over a month and a
half!!!  If the Warlord, and Taz for that matter, think they can just
walk away from the nWo without a reasonable explanation, then they
have ANOTHER THING COMING!!!!

Kevin Nash : But, ya know, guys...  Warzone wasn't ALL bad...  we beat
the Hart-Breakers to within an inch of their lives yet AGAIN...  of
course, Perfect had to cost us a pinfall victory with his blatant
interference.

Scott Hall : Yeah, but did you see what our little buddy, the Crow did
to him???   Was that not SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET???

Brian Pillman : The sad part about that is, I'll never get a chance to
pin Perfect's shoulders to the mat 1-2-3, and successfully defend my
Cruiserweight title against him.  Oh well, I guess I'll have to look
elsewhere for a good challenge.  Funny thing is, no one wants to
wrestle me.  They want to wrestle Steamboat or Pierce.  Now, I bet
everyone wants to wrestle Jericho, instead of me.  Why??  I HAVE THE
BELT, NOT HIM!!!

Scott Hall : Thanks for the assist, Perfect, you pathetic carbon-based
life form.  See you in hell!!

Kevin Nash : You wanna know what else is pathetic??  The tag-team
situation here.  We punked the Hart-Breakers to DEATH tonight.  They
are supposedly the only team in the WCWF who had a chance of taking
our belts, and they failed.  There's nobody left!!!

Scott Hall : Except the...   SUPER SAYIYANS!!!!

Kevin Nash : OOOOOOOOOO-hoooo-hoooo-hoooo!!!   The anime-dudes come to
Earth to wrestle the Clique!!!   Hey, guys...  go back to being comic
book characters, and leave tag-team wrestling to the MASTERS!!!

Brian Pillman : EVERYTHING that isn't nWo is pathetic!!  I think I'm
gonna fulfill my dream of becoming the WCWF's first double-champion,
and take the TV title from the Warlord!  Because, if you recall, I
have a pinfall victory over the Warlord!!

Scott Hall : I remember that, chico!!!

Kevin Nash : Warlord fears Pillman!!!  Warlord fears Pillman!!!

Brian Pillman : All you nWo-ites out there, relax...  we will rebound
from this rather disappointing event, and return to the top of the
WCWF where we rightfully belong!!

Scott Hall : Cuz we're the STUFF!!!!!

Kevin Nash : \*Clique symbol\*   WORD!!!!!

\*nWo music stops\*

Announcer : THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE NEW
WORLD ORDER.

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 M.R.T.A.
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[The Million $ Man and Brother Love are standind at each sides of
Abudullah.. behind them armed with military weapons are,both,Polay and
Abimael]

Dibiase: See this man president..<points to Abdullah>..well he
defeated your Inovator of NOTHING!..the man you hyped so much at the
PPV and tell everyone that HE and NOT Abdullah,was getting a title
shot..now Abdullah didnt got there and got a lucky win..he totally
destroyed,pummeled and breaked him in pieces.. now why in the world
would this punk get a title shot..at least recognize Abby's talent and
consider him a top contender to any title..I have been patiently
waiting for a title shot desicion from your part but Im just
tired..NOW I DEMAND ONE...remember that everyone has a price..<Dibiase
is really..really..angry..>.

[Dibiase leaves with Brother Love..M.R.T.A. comes foward]

Polay: Well I gotta say I had a lot of fun in there...Harlem Heat you
where a tough team to beat putos!..I really enjoyed all this ass
kicking..and look foward to mutilize everyone in sight...

Abimael: Hahahaha..SHOOT!!!!! Arriba la revolucion NOW!!!!

Polay: Remember prezzzz...Mr.Ted is waiting for an answer or
else..<loads his gun>..SHOOT TIME CARAJO!!!!!!

[camera man cuts because he got scared]

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 "Wolverine" Chris Benoit
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Abdullah the Butcher, you have made a brave decision accepting the
challenge of "The Wolverine".  On March 11, Butcher, you will fall at
the hands of the only man who strikes fear into your heart.  Your
overwhelming size concerns me not, Abdullah.  Every man has a
weakness,
and I will find it, and use it against you.  And I will emerge
victorious, and set my sights on other challenges.  But, there is
something that I must get off my chest.  Something that has truly
sickened me since I arrived in the WCWF.  And it involves the
Cruiserweight title.  Brian Pillman, you are, without a doubt, the
lowest human being I have ever encountered in my life.  You call
yourself the Cruiserweight champion despite losing it almost a month
ago.  You steal the belt, and parade around with it, claiming you own
it.  And, while I care little for Scott Pierce, Rick Steamboat, or
Chris Jericho, the fact is, they are respectable, honorable opponents.
What you have taken from them means a great deal to them.  I suggest,
Brian, that you return that belt to whoever rightfully owns it, or you
will be forced to deal with a very angry Wolverine.

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 "No Fear" Jeremy Enigk
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<in locker room with Piper after Warzone>
JE: The Alliance.  That's been the talk of the town ever since Sunny
and her trumped up band of martyrs stepped foot in this federation.
Well, so far, I've beaten Harris, Thunderman, and their "leader",
Darren Stai, and you know what?  I'm not impressed.  If you suffer
from the delusions of grandeur that you'll take down the nWo, I feel
someone should set you straight: YOU CAN'T.  You know, I admire the
courage of you guys.  I really do.  But I...We...have to do what is
necessary.  And for me, that is Shade and the Black Hat.  Stai, you
were just another victim.  You see, Sunny and Stai had to resort to
name calling to make a point.  (smiles) I just resorting to pinning
your shoulders to the mat, "Dynamo".  I'm not wrestling Friday.  But I
WILL Be there.  Tommy Dreamer fights you, Warlord.  If you make it out
alive, we have some
unfinished business.  The only reason you wear that belt is because I
GAVE IT TO YOU!!!  (cuts to footage of Enigk nailing the Giant with
Shade and the Black Hat and then DDTing the Warlord, followed by the
nWo putting the Warlord on top of the Giant for the three count and
the TV Title change)  If "The Innovator of Violence" doesn't KILL you
and then take your title, I WANT MY SHOT.  You've been ducking me ever
since Friday December 20th, Warlord.  The chase is over.  I will
continue to win until I have gold around my waist.  The Pit grows
stronger every day.  Inferno, your title is mine.  On the 14th,
(smiles, looks at Piper, who does the same) we get EXTREME.  The belts
are coming where they belong...

RRP: To the ONLY EXTREME TEAM IN WRESTLING, PIPER'S FUCKING PIT!!! Get
that camera out of my goddamn face!!

JE: (laughs, then turns stone faced) WCWF Magazine said that the
outcome of my match with Stai would determine the future of the WCWF.
Well the future is now, boys.  END...OF...STORY.

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 "Innovater of Violence" Tommy Dreamer
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TD: Abdullah, you beat me plain and simple.  I won't whine and
complain. I'd love another shot at kicking your fat ass someday, but
not now.  I have my mind on one thing only right now: Bringing the TV
Title to the Pit.  I've got my chance Friday.  Warlord.  A WWF has
been.  You don't scare me, big boy.  I'm too HARDCORE for you.  On
Friday, the belt is MINE.

RRP: And Slick? Don't think about about putting your greasy ass in the
ring, because I'll plant you, daddy, and that's a promise!!

TD: Undertaker.  I pinned you once.  I'll do it again.  FOR THE IC
TITLE.  I challenge you to a title rematch, Taker.  (Extends arms) I
Feel your pain, Warlord.  I...feel...your pain.

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 Force of Nature
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\*\*\*\*EXCLUSIVE POST-WARZONE BACKSTAGE FOOTAGE!!!\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
-----sponsored by Sunny Sports Management Inc. Ltd.--------------

(The cameras pan into a secret backstage conversation between Rocky
Maivia and "Dynamo" Darren Stai....They spot the camera and duck into
a locker room...)

(Camera now cuts to the Alliance victory party at a fine San Diego
restaurant)

SUNNY: (Holding champagne) Here's to the art of the 8-man tag!!! And
here's to Triple H and Glacier for knocking off those punks at
Warzone!!! Mystery partners my ASS!

(Everyone raises their glasses, including the DESTRUCTIVE DUO, who are
holding 4 glasses each!)

SUNNY: Another toast, to TERROR and ROCKET!!!  Welcome to the gang and
here's to another leap forward in crushing the New World Order!!!

(Everyone raises their glasses..."Dynamo" DARREN STAI sits quietly,
pondering his loss at the head table.)

SUNNY: Ok, celebrate tonight...because we all head to MEXICO in the
morning, and my Force of Nature goes against those late 70's
HAS-BEENS, The Blues Brothers!!! Give me a break...Isn't Belushi dead
yet????  Give it up will ya?  Just because you two come out to that
"Soul Man" crap doesn't mean shit!  But it's ok...because tommorow
night, Glacier will deep freeze your bodies back into hibernation!!!
Isn't that right sweetie?...

GLACIER: Jake and Elwood Blues, you two in your movie "had seen the
light"...but we, The Force of Nature, are the ones "on a mission from
GOD!"  And come Friday night in Mexico City, you will see the cold
light at the end of the tunnel at the bad end of The Cold Shoulder!
HE HAS
SPOKEN!

DYNAMO: And to you Shane Douglas...we'll be seeing plenty of each
other until Tuesday Night when we square it off in the High Incident
match!!! Also, ENIGK!! You put up a great fight!  But I let myself get
distracted and it cost me a victory...well it won't happen again when
we have a REMATCH under my rules, if you're not too chicken...BAWK!

SUNNY: And in parting, I just want to say this to a certain ROCKY
MAIVIA.....Defense wins championships Rocky....think about it
\*wink\*...

(Cheers erupt from the party...The Alliance celebrates for one
night...)

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 "The Virginia Wolf" Tim Harris
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[VW in the medical room in San Diego after the 8 man tag match. His
head is in a huge bandage.]

VW: Another crazy match... See, I eliminted TWO opponents in a quarter
of an hour! Still I'm not the winner... Glacier, you're the true
winner of the match! You did the most of the job. Though I eliminated
Bam Bam... A huge guy! Colonel... From your match on, I consider you
the World Champ! You got the three! You were better! I challenge
Scott, title, non-title, I don't care! I'm going on my way in beating
all the NWO-ites. The Crow was the first one to surrender. "My only
loss was to give way to Seargant Scott.." he says. Now you've got two.
Explain the second...Scott... You are tough. But so was the Crow...
You are huge. But so was Bam Bam. I'm not afraid of you! Accept my
challenge if you dare! Simpson... you're in my way! You want a match
YOUR WAY? What's that? Colonel, you've failed to accept my re-match
offer. Sorry, but the
deadline has passed! But I'm sure we'll met again! How's the militia?
Now, my "First-blood-opponent", you little ... nit. Tonight you saw
how much I'm afraid of being wounded! I don't care if I lose all my
blood! But I won't. It's you who's gonna bleed!

[fade]

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 "Lionheart" Chris Jericho
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"Lionheart" Chris Jericho:  "Steamboat you put up a good fight but you
just couldn't cut it.  This belt I am holding right now was mine all
along.  I expect to hear a lot of whining from people like Mr. Perfect
and others who feel they have missed their shot.  Well Perfect I heard
a tape of the color commentary you did at my match.  When are you
gonna learn.  When will you
stop complaining.  That is all you do these days.  "Whaaaa the nWo is
after me, whaaa Jericho won't wrestle me, whaaaaa I am not good
enough."  Face it Perfect, your short lived reign in the WCWF is
over... You are nothing!"

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 Vegeta
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(Vegeta is sitting on a cliff.  The sun is slowly rising.  There is a
slight breeze.  Master Yoshi walks out of a house and looks at Vegeta.
Vegeta's eyes are closed as he is in meditation.  Suddenly, his eyes
snap open.)

Vegeta:  Cavalone!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

(Vegeta turns to Super Sayiyan and takes off at an incredable speed.
He is heading right for another cliff)

Yoshi:  Vegeta!  Look out!

(Vegeta throws 2 energy balls at the cliff and levels it.  He keeps
right on going)

Yoshi:  I guess he's a little angry.

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 The Giant
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Giant: Rules, rules, rules.  No one can follow them especially in my
matches which can be plainly seen.  Now that I have finally worked my
way up the ladder for 7 months and EARNED my title shot the damn rules
step in again, against me.  Well WCWF as you can see I am pissed off
and don't care anymore.  So now I have to wait for Pierce or someone
to beat a damn loser like Sgt. Scott and then at the next Pay Per View
look gets the shot, well again not me a big fat ass named Vader gets
that shot.  Well you see this is getting old and I am through with it.
I don't get my title shot because I had two before big deal.  I geuss
I earned those shots and now I am the No. 1 contender to that belt and
don't get the shot.  Jobbers get this shot just like this Col. Savard,
Pure jobber there.  As The Love Powers go, You ALL can go to hell.  I
Quit.  I don't care if there is someone else that wants me or no one
does at this point I don't care.  I have NEVER been defeated cleanly
ever here in the WCWF and I geuss that don't count for jack here.  You
all have awoke a sleeping Giant and a more hardcore Giant whether you
like it or not.  And finally I have only one message for the WCWF:
Fuck You All.

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 Magnificent Michaels
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Magnificent Michaels:
Ladies and gentlemen. I would like to first say thatI am making A
drastic move to go to the top of the WCWF. From day one I told all you
loyal WCWF fans that I will reach the top even if it kills me. From
day one I had to prove to the world I was a competitor. From day one I
told everyone that I will not let my fans down. Well Sgt. Scott,listen
up. I am challenging you to a match. You already know the rules. You
know what i am talking about. I will put up my career for that belt. A
match if I lose I leave the WCWF for good. If I win I be the next
World Champion.  You have held that belt too long Sgt. I may be a new
comer to this league but I sure hell know that you are a scum bag. nWo
, all you guys are a bunch of loser. I made a promise and I intend to
keep it. That promise was to bring the WCWF Wrold title back to where
it belong and that is back to the WCWF! Even if it is risking my own
carrer on the line, Sgt......you are going down!

( Michaels leaves the conference and looks very mad and serious )

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 The Prodigy
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(Scene opens backstage and The Prodigy (Heavy Metal and "Bulldozer"
Brian Lee) and Jim Cornette can be seen)

Jim Cornette:  Triple H, tonight we revealed our plan.  I lured you in
to me and then after you joined the Horsemen, we tore you down.

Heavy Metal:  Helmsley, you tried to take the spotlight and you told
me you were my friend.  I don't care about you or your fuckin'
Horsemen friends either.  Me and The Bulldozer are gonna destroy the
teams here in the WCWF, starting with those punks from The New
Horsemen.  Oh, yeah, you Gangstas.

Brian Lee:  Jim Cornette called me and said, "Brian Lee, I want you to
come back and be part of the best tag team ever".  I didn't know who I
was partnered with, but with Cornette's expertise, I knew it was
someone with my talent.  Then I saw Heavy Metal in the ring against
Freedom Cavalone and I knew this guy was awesome.  Now I'm gonna team
up with this superstar in
the tag ranks.

Jim Cornette:  The Prodigy is gonna take over the WCWF and win the tag
belts, and there ain't nothing the Horsemen, nWo, Alliance, Love
Powers, Piper's Pit or whoever the hell else gets in our way can do
about it.  Now, get that damn camera outta here.

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 The Eliminators
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Saturn: Mega Powers.  Has beens.  You talked about your powers.  You
talked about beating us.  You weren't talking much after Total
Elimination.  You were the first in a long line of teams that will
fall before us.  Now.  Friday Night.  Harlem Heat.  We've been dying
for this.  You talk about being tough.  You don't know the first thing
about it.  You talk about the streets.  You don't know the first thing
about them.  We know a few things.  We know about being extreme.  We
know about being hardcore.  And we know about being the MOST DANGEROUS
TAG TEAM IN WRESTLING.  (grins) And after Friday, so will you.
(Kronus and Piper growl at the camera as it turns away from them)

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 The Pitbulls
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(Pitbulls destroying locker room)
Piper: Guys, calm down.  (PB1+2 stop) Listen. Your time will come.
You'll kick just as many asses as everyone else.  Don't worry, boys.
Don't worry.

PB1: (now calm) Ok, Hot Rod.  I believe you.  We haven't seen much
action around here.  We've made quite a few challenges, but there has
been little response.  No one wants to take a bite out of us.  Well,
we'll have to start turning your heads.  Watch your backs, WCWF tag
teams: you never know when a Pitbull will strike.

Piper: And THAT, my friends, is the BOTTOM LINE.

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 Kroffat & Furnas
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Doug Furnas:  "Looks like we have a match with the Hardcore Homeboyz
Dan. Why are we facing weak non contending teams like this when we
really should be getting a major title shot?

Dan Kroffat:  "I just don't know...."

Doug Furnas:  "I'll tell you why, it's because those so called
"champions" know if they step in the ring with us, it's all over.
Well ok, if we have to work our way to another shot fine.  That's just
what we'll do!"

Dan Kroffat:  "Homeboyz, you will set an example for the World Champs.
We will beat you up and down that arena to prove to the world, we are
the greatest and we deserve a shot at the straps!"