A Gay Disney Prince

**Video Series:** Parodies

**Title:** A Gay Disney Prince - A Musical Parody

**Artists:** Thomas Sanders feat. Jon Cozart

**Original Song:** Part of Your World (Disney's The Little Mermaid)

**Posted Date:** September 1, 2019 (YouTube)

**Credits:**

* Thomas Sanders - Vocals
* Jon Cozart - Vocals
* Joan - helped get this whole song off the ground, Acting, Editing
* Foti - Record, Mix, & Master
* Jamahl Rawls - Composition
* James Lightner - Filming
* Quil Cauchon - Crew
* Adri - Crew/Extra
* Camden Foote - Crew
* AJ Hentges - Extra
* Dominic Gold - Extra
* Kenny Armstrong - Extra

**Links:**

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7yiHF1EiQ0

## Lyrics

***(Note: Explicit Lyrics)***

*[Thomas:]*

Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced

I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants

*[Jon:]*

Excuse me?

*[Thomas:]*

Nothing

Everyone around me could see

That Disney meant everything

And as I grew up

Disney did too

They bought every franchise from here to Batoo

Look at their assets, you'll see

*[Jon:]*

Damn!

They bought everything

*[Thomas:]*

They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty

*[Jon:]*

I'm a confirmed bachelor

*[Thomas:]*

They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor

*[Jon:]*

And Captain America

*[Thomas:]*

*[Explicit:]* And Captain America's ass

*[Clean:]* And Captain America's butt

*[Thomas & Jon:]*

Mmm

*[Thomas:]*

You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park

*[Jon:]*

Okay, yeah, enough

*[Thomas:]*

But who cares?

*[Jon:]*

No big deal

*[Thomas & Jon:]*

I want more

*[Thomas:]*

I want a gay Disney prince

With footwork so thrilling

*[Jon:]*

I slay without killing

*[Thomas:]*

A rich boy

*[Jon:]*

Who still loves to work

*[Thomas:]*

A man who spills tea

*[Jon:]*

Not the blood of enemies

*[Thomas:]*

Disney don't shoot so straight

You're in the musical scene

*[Jon:]*

Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen

*[Thomas & Jon:]*

Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince

*[Thomas:]*

Every prince in the past

*[Jon:]*

Just straight vanilla

*[Thomas:]*

Let's add rainbow sprinkles

*[Jon:]*

And a shot of tequila

*[Thomas:]*

A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill

A prince who will put every woman at ease

*[Jon:]*

Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep

*[Thomas:]*

A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his

*[Thomas & Jon:]*

Film!

*[Thomas:]*

Yaaaas

I want a gay Disney prince

*[Jon:]*

He wants a gay Disney prince

*[Explicit:]* Disney, get some bad bitches

*[Clean:]* Disney, don't be suspicious

*[Thomas:]*

Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!

Please give us more than this bullshit

*[Jon:]*

Yeah, that's a bit screwy

*[Thomas:]*

Makes me say Lefouey

*[Jon:]*

Put me in a film

*[Thomas:]*

Gee, that would be swell

*[Jon:]*

I'm Peter Pan-sexual

*[Thomas:]*

No you're Twinkerbell

It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt

Who is that prince I see?

Very straight, unlike me

*[Jon:]*

A whole new world

A bedazzling place you yearn to view

I'd be so gay up here

*[Thomas:]*

It's crystal queer

*[Jon:]*

Bless my hole, twerking on a pole

*[Thomas:]*

Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me

If only I'd had you in my early years

I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers

Who'd mature into parents, understanding and warm

Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm

*[Jon:]*

If they'd have seen

*[Thomas:]*

Someone like me

*[Thomas & Jon:]*

A gay Disney prince

## Trivia

* Jon's "Prince" outfit is very similar to the character of Roman from Sanders Sides.
* The lyric "I never wore pants" could be a reference to all the pics Thomas used to take in his underwear.
* "Confirmed Bachelor" is a polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry).

## Gallery

ThomasDom, AJ, & KennyJon & AdriJoan as LeFou