Legislative Session: 2015/09/25

Official Record of the Legislative Session on September 25, 2015.

**Speaker:** Catharsis, VP [Independent] !!T4TdHi6rD+y

**Recordee:** Catharsis, VP [Independent] !!T4TdHi6rD+y

## **Bills Discussed:**

**The Timestamped Oath Bill**

Any Cabinet members are now obliged to take Allegiance according to recent law passed in parliament. However, some Cabinet members do not have access to vocal broadcast such as Vocaroo being solely on mobile devices.

The Timestamped Oath Bill will give them the opportunity to handwrite their Allegiance Oath with timestamp, take a picture and post it in thread to comply with the Take Allegiance Law.

*Proposed by: Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3 2015/09/25; Seconded by: Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj 2015/09/25*

**Cat's Joke Proposal I:**

The "Independent" block of non-partisan Members of Parliament must, hereby, change their party tag to display "Hipster Cred" instead of "Independent," "Non-Partisan", or "none".

*Proposed by: Catharsis, VP [Independent] !!T4TdHi6rD+y, 2015/09/25; Seconded by: Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk, 2015/09/25; Bulletkin - Speaker [Libertarian] !!YM/9rQFmSVu, 2015/09/25*

**Parliamentary Influence Bill --**

/pol/ Parliament, as the leaders of the Politically Incorrect Board of 4chan shall, in such times as the approach of a general, major, or otherwise key election in any Real World State represented by any of its Members of Parliament, provided that the Member(s) native to that Real World State volunteer, select a candidate, or candidates, for which it will support, create a propaganda campaign for, and use its influence on the greater board to ensure that candidate's victory.

A page shall be created on the Parliamentary Wikia detailing, in chronological order, the approach of the specified elections, which shall then be dealt with in a) the order they appear, b) the order in which they have been added, or c) at the Speaker's digression. Parliament shall then choose a candidate, or candidates, to back during a normal Legislative Session. A committee, or committees, if more than one candidate is chosen, shall then be formed which shall then, in conjunction with the Ministry of Propaganda, spearhead the efforts of Parliament to support the candidate or candidates.

*Proposed by: Catharsis, VP [Independent] !!T4TdHi6rD+y, 2015/09/25; Seconded by: Tacticaldrop[Cerberus] !!jORkBuWfdyy, 2015/09/25*

**The Samefaggot Bill**

Samefaggotry will immediately and permanently be outlawed on the /pol/ parliament.
Those found guilty of Samefaggotry will be tried and sentenced by the supreme court.

Samefaggotry:
“When a person adopts more than one tripcode and/or identity/handle/username.”

*Proposed by Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk, seconded by, Catharsis, VP [Independent] !!T4TdHi6rD+y Peter Griffin [none] !!M9vkoVHsrJE, Trotsky [Socialist Front] !!XDuGKtG9V9G, Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3, MazerRackham [MLP ] !!uPC1NWlo27B*

**The Court Justice Parliamentary Participation Bill:**

Any Member of Parliament elected to the position of Court Justice may continue to serve as a non-partisan Member of Parliament, and must serve in the spirit of impartiality as outlined by the Constitution.

Any Court Justice who continues to serve as a Member of Parliament may not hold any additional positions (ministerial or otherwise).

Any Court Justice voting in their capacity as a Member of Parliament may not vote in favour or opposition of any proposed legislation.

Any Court Justice serving in their capacity as a Member of Parliament is ineligible to vote in presidential elections.

*Proposed by: Palmerston [Independent], Seconded by: Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj 2015/09/25*

**Keepin' Tabs on the Real World --**

The Ministry of Intelligence, in addition to its other duties, shall, in conjunction with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, create and maintain dossiers on Real World States and the important events, crises and other happenings therein. From time to time the Minister of Intelligence and/or Foreign Affairs will update Parliament on those events, crises, and other happenings so that the House of Patricians may make informed decisions, create a plan of action, exert influence, seize the offered opportunity, or simply be more aware of the world around them.

*Proposed by: Catharsis, VP [Independent] !!T4TdHi6rD+y, 2015/09/25; Seconded by: Tacticaldrop[Cerberus] !!jORkBuWfdyy, 2015/09/25*

## **Votes Tallied:**

**Timestamped Oath (11/0/2): PASSED**

1. Yea - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

2. Yea - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk

3. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

4. Nay - gnel iak[The Patriarchy] !!Soeh0qqynlC

5. Yea - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

6. Yea - Overlord Romanicus [Minister of Justice] [Order of the Dark Cross Sovereignty] !!sTdplEVCxv/

7. Yea - Marx [Socialist Front] !!vO2DWDJyiG5

8. Yea - Secretary Griffith the White Hawk[Independent] !!9TTotSLSI2H

9. Yea - Palmerston [Independent] !!tx6V9IDTWcZ

10. Yea - Bantz Lobbyists [Cerberus] !!f0IEJPUmC84

11. Yea - Tensa [Independent] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

12. Yea - Legate Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

13. Nay - Yosho Akoto [Libertarian] !!eV6gtiJeldp

**Joke Proposal (12/1/7): PASSED**

1. Yea - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk

2. Yea - Legate Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU
3. Nay - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

4. Nay - Marx [Socialist Front] !!vO2DWDJyiG5

5. Nay - Yosho Akoto [Libertarian] !!eV6gtiJeldp

6. Yea - gnel iak[The Patriarchy] !!Soeh0qqynlC

7. Yea - Overlord Romanicus [Minister of Justice] [Order of the Dark Cross Sovereignty] !!sTdplEVCxv/

8. Nay - Tensa [Independent] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

9. Nay - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

10. Yea - Bantz Lobbyists [Cerberus] !!f0IEJPUmC84

11. Yea - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

12. Yea - Gregor [Serfs] !!wqgCAbdrsIp

13. Yea - joseph [Serfs] !!ZfqVsT/+ffJ

14. Abstain - TarDog [EXEL] !!6kPGZNc0ijU

15. Nay - Secretary Griffith the White Hawk[Independent] !!9TTotSLSI2H

16. Nay - Palmerston [Independent] !!tx6V9IDTWcZ

17. Yea - Quin [Serfs] !!PN2b+OY1wIv

18. Yea - Adam [Serfs] !!e+8M+124JU+

19. Yea - Ernist [Serfs] !!oBwihX7T8gp

20. Yea - David [Serfs] !!40y2xEViJWg

**Influence (7/1/6): PASSED**

1. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

2. Yea - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

3. Yea - TarDog [EXEL] !!6kPGZNc0ijU

4. Nay - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk

5. Yea - Overlord Romanicus [Minister of Justice] [Order of the Dark Cross Sovereignty] !!sTdplEVCxv/

6. Yea - Secretary Griffith the White Hawk[The Band of the Hawk] !!9TTotSLSI2H

7. Yea - Legate Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

8. Nay - Marx [Socialist Front] !!vO2DWDJyiG5

9. Abstain - Tensa [Hipster Cred] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

10. Nay - gnel iak[The Patriarchy] !!Soeh0qqynlC

11. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

12. Nay - Bantz Lobbyists [Cerberus] !!f0IEJPUmC84

13. Nay - Yosho Akoto [Libertarian] !!eV6gtiJeldp

14. Yea - TIE BREAER - Catharsis, VP [Hipster Cred] !!T4TdHi6rD+y

**Samefaggot Bill (11/0/0) PASSED**

1. Yea - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk

2. Yea - Marx [Socialist Front] !!vO2DWDJyiG5

3. Yea - gnel iak[The Patriarchy] !!Soeh0qqynlC

4. Yea - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

5. Yea - Legate Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

6. Yea - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

7. Yea - TarDog [EXEL] !!6kPGZNc0ijU

8. Yea - Yosho Akoto [Libertarian] !!eV6gtiJeldp

9. Yea - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

10. Yea - Tensa [Independent] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

11. Yea - Secretary Griffith the White Hawk[Hipster Cred] !!9TTotSLSI2H

**Justice Participation (6/3/4): PASSED**

1. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

2. Yea - Legate Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

3. Nay - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk

4. Abstain - Marx [Socialist Front] !!vO2DWDJyiG5

5. Nay - gnel iak[The Patriarchy] !!Soeh0qqynlC

6. Nay - Tensa [Hipster Cred] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

7. Abstain - TarDog [EXEL] !!6kPGZNc0ijU

8. Yea - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

9. Yea - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

10. Nay - Cinaede [SPQR] !!1TQ+huJ/sfn

11. Yea - George [smurfs] !!jYc/kDGQ3ch

12. Yea - Bob [smurfs] !!zeUveu1k7kF

13. Abstain - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

**Keepin' Tabs (6/1/3): PASSED**

1. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

2. Yea - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

3. Yea - TarDog [EXEL] !!6kPGZNc0ijU

4. Nay - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk

5. Nay - Gaius Caius Licinus Lucaius Priapus Biggus Dickus Augustus Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

6. Nay - gnel iak[The Patriarchy] !!Soeh0qqynlC

7. Abstain - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

8. Yea - Gat Tailionsus [Libertarian] !!Xn3SwWAgTRA

9. Yea - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

10. Yea - Hank [smurfs] !!8BKjTy1YwIh