Tripedalism

Tripedalism is a theoretical form of movement stuidies by Gay Albino Scientists and Hood Scientists alike study. Deviations from Unipedalism and Bipedalism, Tripedalism has so far been achieved for mere fragmentary moments. Combining Unipedalism and Bipedalism, Tripedalism seeks to become the preferred movement-jutsu all across the oceans, replacing the lorbic way of life. However, Tripedalism has yet to be achieved, and some critics claim that even if it were to be possible

## On the Original Oscillations: Unipedalism (The Art of the Slith)

Since ancient times, man has sought speed. For the purposes of communication, trade, development, conquest, travel, and science, speed has been the name of the game of fame. Indeed, the first Slitherer, Crawdad, created the first cycle by slithering around the deepest ocean. However, it is Lorby, hallowed be thy name, who revolutionized slithering through sexercise and oozing secreted proto-mayo beneath him to reduce friction even when swimming in water. Slaridar further further innovated on his ancestor's technique through inventing the technique "Guardian Sprint(Level 4" in which one is propelled forward with virtually no friction through coating the surrounding hydrologic molecules to reduce all hydrologic resistance in the hydrosphere. This is Slithering. This is, Unipedalism. Unipedalism is already fast as FUCK, and indeed it is faster than its degeneration successor-variant Bipedalism. Lorbists who master this art can travel across the hydrosphere in less than a cycle. However, Unipedalism, though effective in the terrestrial sphere, is somewhat worse than bipedalism for they can jump and traverse obstacles far more easily, though this is not an issue for the most advanced Slitherers, such as Lorby or Slaridar, who are able to jump through strength of their tail fin, and Claws, in addition to other abilities of their own such as secretion. This form of movement belongs to the realm of the Claw.

### Unipedal Heresy: The Hoppers

The Terrestrial territories near the Weast originally remained uninhabited, as they could not tolerate the flaky ass dry skin they got. Indeed, the lack of hydrosphere was extremely painful to all but the strongest of trecnhdwellers. But what if.....someone covered themselves in WET SHIT to protect their dry ass fucking skin from that gay ass air? That is exaclty the thought that possessed one of the first Worms. Now, this was far before Wormulaic Formula was invented, so the worms were still very weak. But one filthy worm, only known today as Flakka, rather than mining the earth and being productive, sought to break the cycle before it started.

However, this was not his most egregious act. This was before the existence of sludge, as there was not enough time for the filth of the world to debase together into one filthy mixture, so there was only one substance at the time that could soothe the wet worm's skin.... proto-mayo. Flakka dared to steal proto mayo from Slaridar after he slithered across the hydrosphere and left a trail of it everywhere. He rubbed it onto himself and ventured to the surface of the water, near the terrestrial wastes. Upon breaching the surface tension, Flakka found himself able to sustain himself. Finally, he could escape the hydrosphere, finally he can create his own wormiverse separate from the Lorbiverse.

Lorby, he who holds dominion over the hydrosphere and all oceans, frequently breaches the surface to collect tribute from the few intrepid landlubbers smart enough to worship the Claw. He sensed a hydrophilic presence breach out of the water, a small one, and then mysteriously he felt an inward disruption of the same size hours later. Lorby, initially believing the first disturbance to be one of many worms too curious for their own good, now realized that a worm had survived to return! But how? How could this feeble slimy silly creature able to survive the vast void of waterlessness? He realized that both the proto-mayo, which had just been called mayo at that time, had been able to preserve moisture. Lorby had to fix this, but the first issue was eradicating that insolent worm Flakka.

Lorby was rapidly approaching the Terrestial wastes, unbeknownst to Flakka and his followers. They found a way to traverse on land effectively with one movement unit. They hopped and skipped forward. This often lead to the worms to skip a turn, as they often took damage upon falling great heights; the worms had dealt with worse. One Leg, One movement was no more. Now, there were the Hoppers. Worms were hopping and bopping to the sound of King Crab Rock. However, this made proto-mayo a valued commodity to the Worms, and they stopped their valuable progress in wormology to hop and bop. Lorby emerged from the water onto the Terrestrial wastes, and before the Worms could even realize what is happening, Lorby did the most famous Krav-Maga (the predecessor to Jew-Jitsu, which had not been invented yet) move, the Quacker (the predecessor to the Jew-Jitsu move the Cracker). Lorby the Quacker by asking Flakkka:

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*"Can he who quacks suck like a duck?" - Lorby 15000 B.C. (Before Chromosome)*

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Lorby then slithered behind Flakka whilst that filthy proto-mayo covered worm was thinking of a response, and hugged him with his primary claws. Lorby then bent Flakka over his secondary claw. Flakka initially mocked Lorby, despite being in pain from the Claw, believing that the Lorby was trying to break his spine, which did not exist. He assumed Lorby did not know that he was an invertebrate; Lorby, however, was planning on making him quack. Lorby let go of Flakka with his primary claws only to clap his bent middleside with his hidden tertiary claws, where the Worm's oxygen supply was. Lorby knew the Worm's anatomy very well, for Flakka quacked louder than the Heehoo Quax phenomenon. Flakka deflated, for the quack had swallowed his entire oxygen supply. Lorby then changed the formula of proto-mayo, adding a stank that would instantly incapacitate inferior beings: this is the brith of modern mayo. Flakka remained paralyzed until the mayo dried up and he was wiped away by the lack of hydrosphere. His filthy worm ilk all suffered the same fate. It would not be until many chromosomes later that Worms, through the cultivation of the worm and pursuit of knowledge that they would once again breach the hydrosphere with Lorby's blessings. Yes, these worms would Hop, but the hopped as smoothskins rather than primitive thieving degenerates.

#### Hoppers Today

Hopping today, among Worms, is normal even in the hydrosphere, for they are not ideal slitherers or swimmers and hopping allows for them to use various tools or weapons developed by Wormologists over the years, such as Electric Sheep, Barbacued Sheep, Banana Sheep, Ginger Sheeped Fuck, Mongoloid Sheep, and even a Sludge Sheep (a Sheep so filthy and vile, it would be banned in the Hydrosphere except in the Shadow Realm. The last few sustainable populations reside under heavy guard in various black market locations.) etc. However, Worms seem to be the only Hoppers, for slithering is simply better. The Worms also know better than to repeat the mistakes of Flakka.

## Bipedalism: Homo✨💖 E-rectum (The E-rekt Jenkums Chromo)

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