SamarpaulAFK-S3

### Discord Username

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## Overview

SamarpaulAFK is Samarpaul77’s Bedrock alt account that he uses to afk resources at one of the various automatic farms on the server.

> AFK - Used on online gaming, this literally means Away From Keyboard. Used to say if somebody is inactive.
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> Urban Dictionary

SamarpaulAFK only appears when Samar wills it, which brings up a couple of questions on the nature of their relationship given SamarpaulAFK's individual story.

## Lore

In the book of Paul, there is a hidden section invisible to all non-Minecraft players, written below is that very section transcribed from the ancient language Sanskrit:

"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, a large burst occurred in an instant and quarks collided and became happily married in groups of three, called a proton or a neutron. There was an electron flying around too that wanted to join in but couldn't because it was still too hot. Eventually, the protons and neutrons joined up and after a few hundred thousand years of cooling, the electrons finally joined in and from which was created the first hydrogen and helium gas in this universe.

During these boring 380,000 years of electron cooling, an ancient primordial being came to existence. And that was SamarpaulAFK, the role given to it by the universe was to afk these long years and allow for the passage of time to occur when no one was around. As such, SamarpaulAFK was indirectly responsible for the creation of this universe.

And once this gas became more dense and closer together, a star was born. These stars would take millions to billions of years to live and die. This process of stars dying releases more complex and fused elements into space and after many, many cycles of star birth and of star death, these solid elements such as Carbon and Iron can collide to form rock planets such as our Earth 13.8 billion years ago (BYA). Who else was there to facilitate the countless cycles of life and death, but SamarpaulAFK? If it weren't for it afk-ing and subsequently allowing this unfathomably long process to occur, we as well as our planet itself would simply not exist.

And the Earth's history was a lonely one because for 9.8 billion years until 4BYA, there existed nothing but a hellish environment bombarded by meteors. Eventually, rain clouds formed, creating oceans that covered much of the planet. However, the first instance of mortal life occurred due to a lightning strike in the primordial ocean that caused the arrangement of preexisting compounds to form in just the right arrangement to create a self-replicating lifeform. Who else was there to render the earth chunks and allow for the cooling of the oceans and the creation of life, but SamarpaulAFK?

And in the subsequent eons of evolution of life, there existed Five Mass Extinction Events. The End Ordovician 443MYA that killed off many water-dwelling organisms. The End Devonian 375MYA that ended the life of many shallow, bottom-dwelling and tropical sea organisms. The End Permian 250MYA which was the most destructive event that caused the extinction of ~96% of lifeforms including distant anapsid relatives of sea turtles, the Sniffer, many synapsids and trilobites. The End Triassic 201MYA which killed off some many early archosaur lineages such as *Pseudosuchia. A*nd finally the End Cretaceous 65MYA in which a giant meteor hit the planet and caused the extinction of all dinosaurs. Who else was there during all five of those mass extinction events, to bear witness to the slow genocide of countless species that have lived, to allow time to progress and do atrocious things unto these mobs that only want to live to survive another day, to cause irreparable harm to the nature's infrastructure, which fortunately for us continues to rebuild itself every time it's destroyed, simply by being there, but SamarpaulAFK?

And when three main lineages of humans evolved, *Homo sapiens*, *Homo villagerus* and *Homo endrus*, and countless wars were aged in a million year life, *Homo endrus* would come out on top in every war. Seeking more power, they crafted a portal to another dimension and not knowing it was a one-way portal, all of their best warriors had no way back. Eventually, the species *Homo endrus* were all slain by the hands of our species, however they would come back one way or another. Legends tell of these tall and black humanoid figures that can teleport to our dimension, these creatures are said to be the transformed descendants of the *Homo endrus* warriors that went through the portal and were subjugated by a mysterious black dragon and ruler of the dimension they wound up in. Who else was there to allow millions of lives to be shed in battle and to allow the enslavement and unholy mutilation of a species by an extra-dimensional being, but SamarpaulAFK?"

- The Bible

## More Information

This tale speaks of a godlike entity of time that has seen every conceivable history on our planet. SamarpaulAFK is a well studied phenomenon: expert opinion states that it is in fact both a living being and a nonliving being, however it cannot feel feelings which made the lead researcher of SamarpaulAFK, Bingus Boingus the 3rd reach the conclusion that this fact helps SamarpaulAFK cope with the eons of death that occurs in its presence.

Recent changes have been observed in SamarpaulAFK by Boingus et. al which include unusual behavior that is theorized to be tied to a future event. The theory suggests that SamarpaulAFK adopts a different set of behavior due to measurable differences in its brain waves whenever something that will doom multiple species is coming soon. This behavior being expressed now may indicate that we may be experiencing a sixth extinction event very soon.