Whyatt Hill

"I'm gonna kick your ass!" - Whyatt's Catchphrase

**Why "Whyatt" Everett Hill** is the protagonist of *King of the Hill*. Whyatt, along with his family (wife Mrs, son Mr, son Jack, niece Joy, niece Cora and niece Widget), has a central role in most storylines. Whyatt's voice is provided by series co-creator Nicholas Castel Vanderburgh. *The Economist* briefly mentioned him as one of the wisest people on television. He expresses a love of propane, similarly to Anderson's admiration of butane which ironically Whyatt sees as an inferior gas. Whyatt is known to threaten people who have ticked him off with him saying, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

## Appearance

Whyatt Hill stands 6'2" in height and weighs 220 lbs. He has brown, short, wavy hair, brown eyes along with peach-pale skin. He is fairly tall with a pot-belly. He, Among *King of the Hill* characters, Whyatt bears one of the more noticeable resemblances to Lucas Anderson, a character on Angela C. Santomero's previous animated series, *Atta and Zeeter*. The similarities in both voice and (to a slightly lesser extent) physical appearance between Hill and Anderson are especially noticeable when comparing early *King of the Hill* episodes to "Atta and Zeeter"'s final episodes or movie. Whyatt also inherited much of Lucas's serious, conservative personality; the differences, however, reflect the differences in tone between the two series. Unlike Lucas, a senior citizen whose grumpiness was typically as absurd as his antagonists' stupidity, Whyatt's humorously no-nonsense attitude makes him a sympathetic voice of reason within the series. Whyatt drives a red Ford Ranger (1990-2001), a red Ford F-250 Super Duty (2002-2009), and a red Ford F-350 (2010-2012).

## History

Whyatt Everett Hill was born on April 7, 1982, in the ladies' room at to Mary Mae "Tillie" and a war veteran Gene Hill.

## Quotes

* "You just talked. Now, I will let that pass, but don't talk again."
* "If it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
* "Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself?! Well, you should be because you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby! Baby want a bottle?!? Big ol' dirt bottle?!?"
* "You callin' me *weak*? Look at *your* little *birdy arms*! They're no thicker than a cigarette! I could **smoke** them little arms!"
* "Bwaaa!"
* "Baahh!"
* "Ughhhh...."
* "That boy ain't right."
* "I sell propane and propane accessories."
* "You see that boy? That's *my boy*, and if you ever try to take him away, so help me, God, I'll tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon!"
* "My God, are you still talking?"
* "Why is she still talking?"
* "Yep."
* "You quotin' that twig boy at *me*?!"
* "So, are you Spanish or Mexico?"
* "What, are you - turning into some kind of feminist?"
* "What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?"
* "Why are you always asking me that? What's wrong with you? How does that sound for a change?"
* "It's like you got a problem with concentration."
* "Dale, I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come here!
* "This is asinine!"
* "Okay time out, Sitting Jackass! Have you looked in the mirror lately? You are the got-dang whitest person I've ever seen!"
* "You take that back."
* "I just hate these big emotional scenes."
* "I tell you what..."
* "Stop making such a big deal out of it!"
* "I'm placing you under citizen's arrest...as an citizen, I have the authority to detain you until an officer of the peace arrives; and I also have the authority to kick your ass, which is obviously something your father forgot to do!"
* (After Jack repeats what Whyatt Kill says) "Language, Jack."
* "That's a clean burning Hell, I tell you what!""Got-dang it, Jack!"
* "Dang it, Red!"
* "Damn it, Red!"
* "Dang it, Pig!"
* "Got-dang it, Pig!"
* "Shut up, Red."