Loona (Historically Accurate)

This is the actual Loona page, the other one is fake and/or gay (Very bad) (Haram)

## Loona

### Aliases

Loonie (Blitzo), Wolf with anger issues (Luke), Roadkill

## Appearances

### Appears in

Character Kart Racing, "The Squad", "Tales of Chalice"

### Debut

Breaking Bad

Loona is a playable character in the fictional video game "Character kart racing". Her name begins with an "L" because that is what her parents took when she was born.

Loona is a furry from the YouTube series "Breaking Bad" released in 2019 by the youtuber Walter White. She wears a tattered grey crop-top and a pair of shorts with a crescent moon patch on them.

Loona can be competitive but is humble from being orphaned and diagnosed with syphilis, Loona's competitiveness makes her an easier NPC to defeat during the Grand Prix. Loona does have the tendency to develop road rage and WILL spontaneously combust upon touching grass.

Loona being a furry has the ability to Teleport through uwu portals. this allows Loona to easily regain a lead unlike other characters who are mostly mortal, unless they are driving a train from Chuggington..

At aged 27, to the joy of all, her life was extinguished following an ISIS terror attack. The Tesco Express in which she worked was bombed in an airstrike orchestrated by Chad Rex.

The explosions robbed her of her legs but not her life. Gravely wounded, she managed to crawl out of the building to beg for help, but immediately upon doing so she was run over by a lorry.

## Default Vehicle

Loonas primary mode of transport is tuned 2012 BMW 750il Performance. in the Left hand drive configuration. the Vehicle requires no modifications to drive unlike Georgette and Isabelle

   Loona used to own a 2005 Toyota Prius Hybrid, but it was destroyed in an episode of "The Squad" prior to the games creation, So her replacement car was used instead. unlike Isabelle which the game designers chose to revive the 1978 Morris Allegro (Aka Austin Marina).

the Vehicles engine has been swapped and the suspension was modified to handle Rigorous stunts. The check engine light is currently on, as is standard for BMWs. A BMW service rep stated that it would require the blood of a thousand orphaned children to fix.

## Special Talents

Loona has few talents, dissimilar to Chad Rex who has many. A talent that proves especially useful is that she can Teleport which usually results in NPCs ramming each other, however this ability has a 78% chance to backfire and send her to federal prison. Her road rage can also be used to clear a path in races.

Loona is a skilled rally driver and has won the inaugural Hell Rallycross in 1998 and 2005 respectfully while using a modified Chysler Aspen which almost failed when it rolled over in typical SUV Fashion. however by pure miracle it landed upright twice.

## Trivia

in a leaked beta of the game Loona has two catchphrases, one of which being "You're Dead Fuckwit!" however to sell to much broader audiences in different countries with censorship's in place the line was simply shortened to "As a furry, I deserve only death" (which she says in Bengali)

Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot voices the characters staggering 40 lines of speech in the Chinese release of the game, Candy Kong voices the english version, and her voice is painfully dubbed by the IVONA Veena Text to speech voice for the Ill fated indian release which tanked worse on IGN than Breath of the Wild 2 on the Nintendo NX.

Loona has a Distaste towards carrots.

Loona has a glitch in which the top of her head can stick through the roof of the 1978 Morris Allegro (Aka Austin Marina), this glitch only happens on the Dreamcast port