Simon Kir

Simon drinking coffee infront of a bank truck robbery

## General Description

> "*I might hypothetically, fictionally, unfortunately have to kill a lot of cops tonight......*" **- Simon Kir**
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Russian born, but not Russian raised Simon Kir is the primo Alta rat and a criminal in the city of Los Santos. A distant and reserved meth cook, then returned to begging for money and looking in gloveboxes of cars parked in Alta. He eventually came in contact with Eins Rooflestein, MRPD parking lot security guard, and then picked up by Barquise Moog and initiated into the up-and-coming Brogue gang.

## Contact and Initiation

While begging for money infront of Alta, Brogue gang member Barquise Moog picked up Simone and Eins in an attempt to recruit them into Brogue gang. Their task was to: "...*do some crazy gangster shit.*" Along with Mori Lamo, Eins and Simon kidnapped then BCSO Undersheriff James Reagan at a traffic stop. He was put into the back of the car, and taken towards Grapeseed. With Police on their tail, and Reagan's tracker still active, the criminals took him out of the car and stole his shoes, and badge, handcuffed him and dumped him near Sandy Shores.

The crew escaped, and told Barquise of their escapades. Flashing the Police badge along the way, Eins and Simon were allowed to don the red colors of Brogue Gang.

## Syndicate Slaughter

Joe Clean, Eins' supposed grandson, called Eins telling him that Syndicate (gang which Brogue gang were at war with) were located in the Benny's garage. Floppa Caracal, Mori, Eins, and Simon arrived at the garage, and low and behold 4 Syndicate members total were in the garage. Awkwardly, Simon confirmed that they were Syndicate gang members, and then promptly murdered all 4 in the garage. Upon leaving the garage, 4 more Syndicate members rolled up shooting to the scene, Simon killed another, but the others had the drop and incapacitated the gang. Simon and Mori lied to the arriving cops about the incident to escape custody, Eins was picked up by Joe Clean and taken to Grandma's, Floppa was left at the scene and later picked up by the crew. Mori and Simon escaped Pillbox, and Brogue Gang, upset that their gang had just been in an 8v4 firefight, began a Syndicate killing spree.

## Birthday Party Robbery

Eins and Simon were riding around the city, eventually arriving at the Casino. Upon arrival, they accidentally stumbled into an ongoing birthday party for Jasmine Gerhart. Joe Clean then arrived, meeting Simon for the first time. The three devised a plan to scam the drunk party members into giving them goods and money. They convinced the drunk Jasmine Gerhart that they were there to collect presents, then to give them back at the end of the party. In total, they robbed the party of $35, 2 joints, 1 Beretta pistol, 1 almost broken repair kit, and 1 almost broken flashlight. Upon leaving, 6 angry AoD members took Simon hostage, and took back the very incredibly small amount of loot they had robbed. To this day, Simon still plans on beginning a war with AoD for this incident.

## Prison Riot

After being sent to prison for a failed bank robbery, Barquise, Tyco Tompart, and Simon reunite with Mori, Eins, Joe, and Floppa, who had just failed a bank truck robbery. Upon Simon's sentencing, Tyco had been incapacitated somehow, and EMS and PD had been dispatched to the prison to treat his wounds. As the officer stepped into the cafeteria, Joe, Mori, Simon, and Barquise threw shoes at the responding officer, Felipe Backpack. Felipe retreated towards the visitation center, and fired his gun as they ran through the door, everyone rushed him, and he was knocked unconscious. The responding EMS unit was taken hostage in the infirmary. The rioting prisoners now had 2 government hostages. When backup arrived, Eins, Joe, Simon, and Barquise negotiated release in exchange for the hostages. A working car outside the front gate, and the lost loot from the previous bank robbery: 150 cash stacks and 8 gold bars. The crew successfully made it to the car, and was immediately fired upon by the police. The crew shot back with the two guns they had taken from the hostages. Attempts from both sides were futile, but the tires of the crew were shot out. They spun out, and were all shot by police. Eins told the police he was unarmed, and ran for the only opening with no cops. Without showing any signs of violence, police shot at and killed Eins. Eins died on scene, and the crew was sent back to prison.