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Where No One Has Gone Before

> *For the similarly titled* Star Trek: The Original Series *episode, please see "Where No Man Has Gone Before".*
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> *A theoretical test to improve the ship's engine output sends the* Enterprise *careening out of control to a place where imagination becomes reality.*
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"**Where No One Has Gone Before**" is the sixth episode of the first season of *Star Trek: The Next Generation*, initially airing in syndication on 26 October, 1987.
Leonard McCoy

Admiral **Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy**, MD was a male Human physician and Starfleet officer, best known for his service as chief medical officer aboard the starships USS *Enterprise* and USS *Enterprise*-A , before eventually being promoted to Admiral. He had retired from the service by 2364.

## References

1. ↑ Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2. ↑ Encounter at Farpoint
Season 1 Episode 5

## Overview

The fifth episode of BFW, aired on September 19, 2020, featuring a new stage. Stebby was able to return to the commentary desk after escaping and further evading the police. It is also the first use of entrance music.

Referee: Geoff Keighley

Commentators: Brendaniel, James, Minkle, Stebby

### Match #2

Dr. Robotnik slipped a note to Brendaniel that simply said *"Pingus"*.

Stebby interviewed Dr. Phil after the match, where he said, *"Uh, my opponent, he gave it his all, but I am now a certified professor in Funnynomics and that means that I am going to be fighting for a championship soon. I think that it is, uh, Dr. Phil's time to shine. I, uh, negotiated my contract well. I, uh, think that $50,000 a night is, uh, an absolute amount for someone as skilled as me. I think that I am worthy of being in the BFW, and I thank Brendaniel for giving me the chance."*

### Match #3

The match was described as "absolutey groot-al" by Minkle.

Tag Team
Groot
Mokujin
Jack Black
Kyle Gass

### Match #5

Booked by James. During the match, the audience chanted *"Teeth!"* instead of the ceremonial *"Sports!".*

Minkle, interviewed Shaggy after the match, where he said, *"Like, see man, I took a course in basic gymnastics, and I know that you know that I know that no monster is going to stop me now. I ate three, maybe four Scooby Snacks, and I know that led to my victory tonight. Yeah, and I'm calling out that insidious lipstick demon from Insidious man! He looks hideous, man! Like, awful, nobody likes him. You watch Insidious the first time and you cry, and the second time you cry from laughing. Like what are you, man? Darth Maul haha!"*

### Match #8

Adoring Fan was interviewed by James after the match, where he said, *"I'm definitely not going to just give the belt to Todd, even though he's my father, even though he created me, I think I am going to have an illustrious reign. I feel nothing, absolutely nothing. I have given into the darkness. I have been killed over and over again. I flow through the blood of the river of Styx and I wade through the piles of bodies and corpses, and I say this to Todd. You may be my father, but family isn't everything brother- father."*

One Fall

### Match #9

The main event of Season 1 Episode 5. The match was a metaphorical fight to the death, just some boys having fun. However, the match took place on a Monday, allegedly in an attempt by Brendaniel to put Garfield at a disadvantage, which Brendaniel disputed as pure coincidence, despite saying directly afterwards that he wants to make sure that Garfield loses every match. During the match, Stebby punched out Kevin Smith, a member of the audience, as well as Jerry Seinfeld, due to Brendaniel using ventriloquism to make it seem as thought the audience was chanting for Nermal, while Stebby was avidly pro-Garfield and severely anti-Nermal. Due to a clause in the contract for the fight, the winner got the chance to fight the current BFW champion for the BFW Championship belt.

Run-ins: John Madden, assisting Garfield

### Match #10

The secret main event of Season 1 Episode 5.

One Fall
Devil Satan

Devil Satan is a mad boy.

## **Matches**

### Season 1 Episode 1

Made his debut appearance in a Tag Team match with Goro Majima against Kiryu Kazuma and Jesus Christ, which they won. He talked to Brendaniel before this match by eating five pounds of Taco Bell. He also said that he will have his cheeks clapped, but not in a bad way. He now owns everyone's sins.
Big Boss

Legendary Soldier

Some people say he never has to shit in his entire life. He has also never killed anybody. The secret to this strength might be his eating of snakes. He has extensive training in Close Quarters Combat (CQC). His weakness is a kick to his soft tummy. He's a war criminal and has been to prison.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

His debut appearance was a One Fall match against Sam P. Bridges, which he lost. He had just came back from dying for a fourth time to wrestle against Sam P. Bridges. He told Brendaniel before the match: *"Uhh, I'm going to kick his ass and then I'm going to take the United States title later.".*

### Season 1 Episode 3

One Fall match against Neil Breen, which he lost.
Jake Paul

Boy from Ohio

Jake Paul is a free agent and isn't signed to BFW. He wears $50,000 sneakers from the brand Air Jimbo, signed by Michael Jimbo. He's hated by Stebby.

## **Matches**

### Season 1 Episode 1

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match was against NES Jason, which he lost. He dabbed before the match. His opponent hit him in his sternum, which made his chest cavity collapse.
Hungry Pumpkin

When Hungry Pumpkin is bleeding, it's dark, dark blood.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a Battle Royal for the Wacky Hijinks title against Scatman John, Slimer, Slenderman, Chewbacca, SkiFree Yeti, Chex Quest and Todd Howard. Despite throwing Slenderman out of the ring in less than 20 seconds after match had started, he was later unfortunately killed by Chewbacca's Power Slam. Due to previous match's stipulations he went straight to hell.

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Undeath match against Godzilla, which he lost. Before this match he talked to Brendaniel through the crystal orb, saying "*Give me the victory*". While slapping a half-table from Godzilla's hand, he said "*I do not want that*" and slapped his face. For this match he was pumped full of metabolic steroids. After losing the match, his soul was sacrificed by the court necromancer to revive Godzilla.
Goro Majima

Mad Dog of Shimano

Goro Majima is the mad dog of Shimano. He's from Kamurocho, Japan, and he can be anywhere at any time. His jacket protects most of his nipples. When he's bleeding, he's at his strongest.

## **Matches**

### Season 1 Episode 1

Made his debut appearance in a Tag Team with Devil Satan against Kiryu Kazuma and Jesus Christ, which they won. He spoke with Minkle before the match, telling him that he wears his shirt so his nipples do become exposed sometimes. Before the match, he prepared himself by eating five Bibles.
God

The Man Upstairs

He weighs infinity pounds. His Patreon is Christianity @ Patreon. God is a golden retriever who can speak the human tongue.

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 2

After the Corporate sponsor match, he had possessed Brendan to congratulate Discord on his victory. After a member of the crowd redeemed Raw Untapped Potential, instead of usual clapping, god gave them four hands instead.

### Season 1 Episode 4

Made his debut appearance as a wrestler in a One Fall match against DSP, which he lost.
Toriel

Toriel

This time, Toriel is the one doing the genocide run, though she can be killed. She's hitting the gym and has been cutting out all the snail pies. One thing she has going for her is that she doesn't have to worry about fighting spirit, because she has determination. Determination is evil as evidenced by that fucked up flower. She has been training with Frisk.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 3**

Made her debut appearance in a One Fall match against Odie, which she won.
RoboRef

Ol' Reliable

RoboRef is Bredan's favourite referee and the bread and butter of most BFW matches. He was created by Brendan in the Funny City Public Laboratory out of spare computer parts and soul. His legs are thick enough to crush any wrestler's body in twain which makes him excellent at keeping rowdy wrestlers in line.
Adam Sandler

Little Nicky

Adam Sandler is featured in Jack & Jill and probably in some other movie. He claimed that he was going to film a movie at BFW, but he's also taking a vacation, because that's how his movies work. He has one amazing movie under his belt, which is Click. He has a little bit of the devil in him. He never smoked weed ever in his life. He fights his opponents to find out who makes the worse movie on purpose.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 3**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall against Seth Rogen, which he lost by getting his cock ripped off. He's now cockless but alive. Adam Sandler whispered during the match "*Popeyes' chicken is the shizniz.*" while taking a fork on his opponent's head. He shouted out to the world that he's the strongest funny man. He might've been confused and thought that Seth Rogen was a food character from the movie *Sausage Party,* and likely thought that his opponent was a hot dog trying to eat him.
James Rolfe

Angry Video Game Nerd

James is a titan of industry and an entertainment icon, thanks to his online persona, the Angry Video Game Nerd. He has also been working on his echolocation.

## **Matches**

### Season 1 Episode 1

James' debut appearance was in a Cage Match against the Nostalgia Critic, which he lost. According to Brendaniel, after James lost the match, he went back to the past to become Doug Walker's dad. He also spoke to Brendaniel before the match to tell him about his rivalry with his opponent, saying: *"I'm going to shit in his ass tonight!"*.

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

James returned in a Tag Team with Bugs Bunny (his nemesis) against Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D), which they lost. During his entrance, James said *"Ass!"*. They won the first match due to a count out by Kyle Gass. Because you can't win a champion match with a count out, there was a call for a rematch. The rematches took place at 800x speed using a time dilation crystal. The second match ended in a draw, and they lost the third rematch.

### Season 1 Episode 3

Assisted Data as a run-in with his match against David Cage.
BFW Wiki

# **Welcome to the BFW Wiki!**

The wonderful world and matches of Brendaniel Funny Wrestling. BFW is the Wild West of wrestling.

*"Beat your feet to the meat, it's Brendaniel Funny Wrestling."*

Brought to you by TBS and Twitch.tv, which allowed the showing of wrestling once again, and is going to destroy the competition.

*"Show wrestling once again, once again wrestling is on top and it's going to destroy the competition. Wrestling itself is the perfect artform and most powerful artform there ever has been." -Brendaniel, 2020*

*"If I, God, wasn’t a wrestling fan, why would there be wrestling?"* ~God

## Characters

There is an enormous roster of characters in the BFW universe, both Commentators and Wrestlers, all vying for glory in Funny City.

## Seasons

BFW runs on short "seasons" split into roughly 15-20 episodes, here you will find a list of seasons and the contents of their episodes.

Seasons

## World Building

Brendaniel Funny Wrestling is jam-packed full of the most despicable brain-melting lore you will find all week; with many locations and tidbits to learn while tuning in to the stream, you can find them here:

**World Building**

***Note:** Everything here is fictional and only for the funnies.*

*To experience shows live as they were meant to be seen, visit www.twitch.tv/brendaniel. BFW usually airs on Sundays at 7 PM CST.*

**Current Champions**
* BFW Championship Brendaniel
* Funnyweight Title Megesis Griffin
* Wackly Hijinks Championship Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
* Tag Team Championship Xenomorph and Gorn (The Aliens)
* Women's Championship Silent Hill Nurse
1/5
John Cena

Since the show needed a permanent referee and BFW couldn't find one in time, he was paid a visit by Stebby. John Cena said that he didn't want to take part in this, to which Stebby kidnapped him. Once he arrived at the show, he told Brendaniel that, *"Well, you can't see me, but I'll be there"*. In order for other people to see him for the first time on television, he took off his camouflage shirt and pants. Before the Death Match between Godzilla vs. King Kong, he was pumped full of metabolic steroids to be as big as both competitors. During that match, he was badly wounded. Brendaniel borrowed a health potion from Dante to heal him of his wounds so that he was ready for the next match. He loves video games, so he wanted to make sure he was referee for the Battle Royal of the POG Championship, substituting for Sonic the Refhog.

## **Trivia**

* After Season 1 Episode 2, he went to his press tour for the new The Suicide Squad movie.
* About not being in the Suicide Squad game he says "*What is this? Some kind of John Cena suicide squad?*"
Todd Howard

* Demon Suit
* Casual

Todd Howard says multiple times to buy Atoms from the Atom Shop or he will rip off your nipples and wear them on his head like a little pepperoni headband and make a little nipple necklace out of your funny little nipples. He's disgusting, vile and is hated by all. To be in peak physical condition, he does 50 pushups, 50 situps, 50 chinups and a 50 kilometer run every single day. His power grows when the audience chants "microtransactions" or "DLC".

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a Battle Royal for the Wacky Hijinks title against Scatman John, Slimer, Slenderman, Chewbacca, SkiFree Yeti, Chex Quest and Hungry Pumpkin, which he won. He was wearing his red demon suit. During the match he pulled out a microphone to tell people to *"buy horse armor DLC"* and to *"buy Skyrim again"*. He's ready to make everyone buy Fallout 76's first merchandise subscriptions. He told Brendaniel before the match that, if he wins this match, he would give him 500 Atoms on Fallout 76 and he has to play Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies.

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

One Fall against Xavier for the Wacky Hijinks title, which he lost by having his face sat on. Brendaniel would've had to buy Fallout 1st again if he had won.

Opening talk: "*I'm going to work at Xavier and it's just going to work.*"
Links

Roleplay: https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/25869059/

Sign-ups/Bios: https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/27151746/

Tribe of Lost Ones(The good dead Eeveelutions, like Heaven or StarClan): https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/25888685/

Dark Eeveelutia(The evil dead Eeveelutions, like Hell or The Dark Forest); https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/26759350/
SkiFree Yeti

Snow Monster

The SkiFree Yeti has killed and will kill again.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a Battle Royal for the Wacky Hijinks title against Scatman John, Slimer, Slenderman, Chewbacca, Chex Quest, Hungry Pumpkin and Todd Howard, which he lost via over the top rope elimination by Scatman John.

### Season 1 Episode 4

A One Fall match against Blade, which he won.
Stebby

BRIIINNDDIINNN

Stebby is a commentator for BFW. They lied to Brendaniel about John Cena wanting to be a referee, when they had instead kidnapped him so the show could start, which the WWE noticed. During the Fatal Philway Battle Royal match, they ran away from the desk to hide in a closet. Vince McMahon knows where they live and was at their house. Vince kidnapped them with a chokehold and took them to his Vince Realm. In the middle of the King Kong vs Godzilla Deathmatch, they fled the Vince Realm. Though a week after that, they were caught by Vince McMahon once more and forced to work a late shift with him. During that late shift, they both had a little tiff, in which Vince started to oppose the BFW directly with his pay-per-view show. they are paid in saltine crackers and ketchup.

*"The only thing worse than Italians are the French" -Stebby*

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 3

Made their wrestling debut in a One Fall match against Shane McMahon, which they won. The match was prophesized by Brendaniel on the match card, and was fulfilled when Stebby was kidnapped by Shane McMahon and forced to wrestle for their life for Stebby's transgressions against the McMahon family.

## **Trivia**

* Stebby hates NES Jason, Jake Paul, and the color purple.
* Their dog is named after Harley Quinn, not a lot of people know that. They were big on Scrungo.
* Stebby doesn't need a club to fight a seal, they have the power of friendship. If they really needed to, they can beat the fuck out of a seal.
NES Jason

NES Jason

NES Jason is a wrestler currently signed to BFW, and a member of Damage Incorporated. He is noted as having the longest title reign and win streak. He has wrestled in an unsanctioned dark match.

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 1

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Jake Paul, called "The Ultimate Evil Match" by James, which he won.

### Season 1 Episode 4

One Fall match against Masahiro Sakurai for the POG Championship title, which he lost.
Data

Commander

Brendaniel reprogrammed Data, allowing him to say the word "fuck".

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 3

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against David Cage, which he won. He was assisted in a run-in by James Rolfe, due to the fact that James Rolfe wants to take David Cage back to the past and show him that his games have always sucked ass. The match was instigated by the fact the Data was pissed at David Cage for not featuring him in his case, Detroit: Become Human. Data was given an advantage by being pumped full of human blood before the match.
Kirby

Kirby's a funny little goof and has had a hard decade. He has the power of levitation and is the ghost of Kirby. he only has half of a pair of legs.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Wal-Mart Smiley, which he won. He only asked for a bottle of gummy multivitamins as payment for this match. He tried to suck down Wal-Mart Smiley's soul to absorb the power of low low affordable prices.
Oiris (Character)(Vaporeon)

Oiris is a vaporeon. She was 1gamer234567's first character, and second vaporeon.[1] Oiris is very kind, but very overprotective. Oiris used to be the champion of eeveelutia, but recently Navidad beat her. Don't hurt Oiris. She reacts very badly. If you are attacked by her, It WILL hurt.

## Oiris (Character)(Vaporeon)

### Mate

None, but it is a two- way crush between Oiris and Azure.

### Other

Former champion, currently possessed and evil.

Oiris loves fruit! Give her a banana and she'll be munching down for hours! She also loves water, as most vaporeon do. But, don't make her mad around water, or there'll be a flood. Oiris has been pretty sad lately, also emotional. Cheer her up with one of those things! And remember, don't make her angry. *Quote:* Since when have you been so strong?!
Seth Rogen

Superbad

Seth Rogen smokes weed, which has made his bones all rubbery and soft. He was in the movie *The Green Hornet*, as well as the funny North Korean film *The Interview.* He collects trophies of comedy cocks, which he mounts on his wall.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 3**

Made he debut appearance in a One Fall match against Adam Sandler, which he won by ripping his cock off. Seth Rogen is really, really mad at the Sandman. He fights his opponents to find out who makes the worse movie on purpose. Brendaniel had an interview with him backstage and all he said was "*Heheheheheh!*".
James

James is a commentator at BFW. He rolled out the barbed wire for the Deathmatch arena, which took him a decade. He has a clause written into his contract that states that if he eats harvest cheddar SunChips, he gets thrown out of the building. James developed a tumor during the match Tag Team match between James Rolfe and Bugs Bunny vs Jack Black and Kyle Gass when Brendaniel activated his time crystal to speed up the match. He received an ice cream scoop to remove them. He has been down in the janitorial mines once before, which he did not enjoy. He is the head coach for the Damage Incorporated faction. He is known for mooching off of the condiment table backstage. He keeps clones of Brendaniel housed in tubes, which run on a timer. He was assisted in this by Seabuff, who helped him to start it off. These clones are usually kept in stasis, but have escaped several times during multiple broadcasts. It is unknown why he continues to keep these clones of Brendaniel, but he claims that they are essential to something.
Dana Scully

She is just like Ken from Fist of the North Star. She is a member of the tag team The X Files, along with Fox Mulder.

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 4

Made her debut appearance in a tag match with Fox Mulder (The X Files) against Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D) for the Tag Team Title, which ended in a draw, preventing the title from changing hands.
Slenderman

Slenderman is a wrestler as well as a part-time guest referee for BFW. The court necromancers constructed an anti-technology forcefield to keep him from disabling the technology in BFW.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a Battle Royal for the Wacky Hijinks title against Scatman John, Slimer, Chewbacca, SkiFree Yeti, Chex Quest, Hungry Pumpkin and Todd Howard, which he lost quickly via over the top rope elimination by Hungry Pumpkin.

### Season 1 Episode 4

Made his refereeing debut as a guest referee for the matches in Season 1 Episode 4.
Titles

Titles are the main goal for every wrestler in the BFW stable, and require extraordinary amounts of strength, agility, and luck to win.

## **Brendaniel Funny Wrestling Championship**

Champion (vs. Competitor)
 #2
 #3

## **Wacky Hijinks Championship**

Champion (vs. Competitor)
 #2
 #3
 #4
 #5

## Funnyweight Championship

 #N/A

## BFW Women's Championship

The Women's Championship is self-explanatory.

Number
Champion (vs. Competitor)
 #1 (BFW60)

## **POG Championship**

The POG Championship can only be won by video game or video game-related personalities.

Champion (vs. Competitor)
 #2

## **Tag Team Championship**

Champion (vs. Competitor)
 #2
 #3
 N/A
 #N/A

## **PhD in Funnynomics**

 #2
Jack Black

Tenacious D

Jack Black is missing part of his head, though it's medically fine. He's a member of the tag team Tenacious D, along with Kyle Gass.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Made his debut in a Tag Team match with Kyle Gass (Tenacious D) against James Rolfe and Bugs Bunny for the Tag Team Title, which they won. They lost the first match due to a count out on Kyle Gass. Because you can't win a champion match with a count out, there was a call for a rematch. The rematches were sped up to 800x with the use of a time dilation crystal. The second match ended in a draw, and they won the third rematch.

### Season 1 Episode 4

One Fall match with Kyle Gass (Tenacious D) against Fox Mulder and Dana Scully (The X Files) for the Tag Team Title, which resulted in a draw, allowing them to defend their title.

### Season 1 Episode 5

One Fall match with Kyle Gass (Tenacious D) against Groot and Mokujin (The Plant Squad) for the Tag Team Title, which they won, defending their title.
Rita Repulsa

Witch Bandora

Rita Repulsa may have failed to take down the Power Rangers, but that didn't stop her from joining BFW. She's here, ready to fight and to cast some spells. She's called Repulsa, because her wrestling style is repulsive. She's a weapons master.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 3**

Made her debut appearance in a One Fall match against Harley Quinn, which she lost. She tried to suck out the worms of her opponent's body, however, Harley managed to absorb the worms' power and turned the tables of the match. Her neck got broken by a Butt Bounce attack from her opponent, which she luckily managed to shrug off.
Bob

Maineframe Guardian

Brendaniel saw Bob huddled up in a towel on the street and recruited him to BFW. He's a discount Rem Lezar and is paid in cartoonish links of sausages.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against George Lucas, which he lost. He gave up after being double choked in the air.
Masahiro Sakurai

You-won't-get-my-game Slaps

He goes for the ears and the balls.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Made his debut appearance in a Battle Royal for the POG Championship against Soldier 76, Angry Joe, Caleb, Dig Dug, Revenant, Mario, Joel Miller, which he won. Masahiro Sakurai said before the match, "*I will have a direct on the next Funny Wrestling if he wins the Championship*". During the match he said, "*Don't ask me for anything ever again. Don't ask any of these people to be in my game*".

### Season 1 Episode 4

One Fall match against NES Jason for the POG Championship title, which he won, defending his title.
Minkle

Minkle is a commentator for BFW. They developed a tumor during the match between James Rolfe and Bugs Bunny vs Jack Black and Kyle Gass, when Brendaniel activated his time crystal to speed up the rematch. They received an ice cream scoop to remove it. Minkle brutally murdered Ghost Dad after their match with Slimer by cutting him up into 8 pieces, allegedly to protect their seals (animals). They have so many bones. They don't get paid for their work at BFW, and are also forced to bring their own chair to the commentator desk to sit.

## Trivia

* Minkle's a big fan of big houses and bricks.
* They thought Toriel was a cow thing, but during her fight against Odie, they now see her as a dog.
* They put a seal (animal) into the meat basement to see what would happen.
* They own 12 copies of the movie Click, next to an entire shelf of Tom Cruise's Top Gun.
Steve (Blue's Clues)

Blue's Clues

Steve has put on some muscle and got hair plugs after he lost all his hair. It takes hours at a time for him to find a salt shaker.

*"Steve is definitely gunna be finding all the clues in this match. He's gunna be ripping and tearing and destroying as much as physically possible to find Blue, and he's enraged."*

## **Matches**

### Season 1 Episode 2

He made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Steve (Minecraft), which he won. Steve was confused, thinking that his opponent was Blue (the dog) because Steve (Minecraft) was wearing blue clothes, which enraged him. Steve got a letter during the match, saying "*Get your ass kicked, Steve!*"
David Cage

I Made the Good Game

David Cage is a traditional masochist, and has his wires all crossed in his David Cage brain.

*David Cage make game*

*People they play the bad game*

*People hate this game*

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 3

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Data, which he lost, despite being assisted in a run-in by Eric Cartman.
Kyle Gass

Tenacious D

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Made his debut in a Tag Team match with Jack Black (Tenacious D) against James Rolfe and Bugs Bunny for the Tag Team Title, which they ultimately won. They lost the first match due to a count out on Kyle Gass. Because you can't win a champion match with a count out, there was a call for a rematch, which took place at 800x speed with the use of a time dilation crystal. The second rematch ended in a draw, and they won the third rematch.

### Season 1 Episode 4

One Fall match with Jack Black (Tenacious D) against Fox Mulder and Dana Scully (The X Files) for the Tag Team Title, which resulted in a draw, allowing them to defend their title.

### Season 1 Episode 5

One Fall match with Jack Black (Tenacious D) against Groot and Mokujin (The Plant Squad) for the Tag Team Title, which they won, defending their title.
Garfield

Garfield is slippery and wildly. He's surprisingly athletic, despite years of apathy and lasagna. He has disgustingly human feet. He is worshipped as a god-giant.

Entrance Music: Garfield and Friends Theme?

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Brendaniel for the BFW Championship title, which he lost. In the middle of the match, he throws his opponent outside the ring. He plead to the referee that he wants more time with him, to make him suffer more. The first fight ended in a draw. His opponent not wanting to share the title with him, a second match happened. During the downtime, he got poisoned a little by Odie, who morally supported his opponent during the last match.

### Season 1 Episode 5

His first match was a One Fall against Nermal, which he won. He was assisted by John Madden via run in during the match. A clause in the contract stipulated that the winner of the match would then be given the chance to fight the current BFW Champion for the BFW Championship belt. His second match was against Pepsi Man, which he won.
Funny City

Funny City is located in Carolfornia Carolina (Californiana). Brendaniel is currently running for mayor. After the match between Slimer vs. Meat, Meat stocks sank and GooCoin rose. After the match between Eric Andre vs. Andre The Giant, ranch became illegal in Funny City. After the match between Garfield vs Nermal, NermalCoin crashed.

## BFW University

Brendaniel Funny Wrestling University offer Funny Degrees and Funny Diplomas, and is the only place on Earth where you can earn a PhD in Funnynomics.

## Private Zoos

There are three private zoos in Funny City. One is owned by Brendaniel, which is directly next door to Markiplier's private zoo. There is also a private zoo owned by the WWE. Both Markiplier and the WWE's zoos have had seals stolen from them by Minkle and Seabuff.

## Safari Hunts

The vast majority of funding for BFW comes from Funny City's sponsored Safari Hunts, where the rich and wealthy come from all over the world to hunt the most dangerous game, Man. It was revealed that the wealthy are cloned, and that they hunt themselves, becoming both hunted and hunter. Notable guests of the Safari Hunt include Jeff Bezos.

##### **Movie Review: The Hungry Games**

**Minkle**: "*I have watched the Hungry Game and I have to say I was pretty hungry throughout*"

**Brendaniel**: "*I was pretty hungry as well. I mean Katniss Evergreen, the tree girl, she won, right? The Hungry Games?*"

**Minkle**: "*I think so? Did she get to eat? That's how that works, right?*"

**Brendaniel**: "*Yeah, she won the Hungry Games then she got to eat*"

**Minkle**: "*Yeah*"
Chuck E. Cheese

The Big C

Chuck E. Cheese, the pizza rat, is bankrupt. He's a strong competitor in the world of sports, and he won the 1987 Olympics in swimming. He has an incredible backstroke, which he also invented. He is a great worker when it comes to stroking. He's a real animatronic from the restaurant, possessed by the soul of an orphaned dead child, because it's cheaper to run and you don't even have to pay the child's soul. You don't Fuck with the Chuck. You don't Bees with the Cheese. The inside of his animatronic is filled with rotting greasy pizza, and he smells like greasy pizza.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Discord for a chance to sponsor BFW, which he lost. Chuck E. Cheese planned to use the corporate bailout money that received to pay for the sponsorship if he won the match.
Harley Quinn

According to Brendaniel himself, everybody loves her, and people name their babies after her if they're dumb. She's a former gymnast and psychiatrist. She is currently the psychopathic right-hand woman of the Joker.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 3**

Made her debut appearance in a One Fall match against Rita Repulsa, which she won. During the match, she attempted steal Rita's amulet of power. It was later revealed that she accidentally ate Neil Breen's tuna backstage and got worms in her body, which her opponent tried to suck out. During the match, she absorbed the worms and, using their power, managed to turn the tables. Near the end of the match, she broke Rita's neck with her Butt Bounce attack.
Eze

Ezedoesit

Eze is a commentator for BFW and well known member of the Funny City Tiny Spinny Hat Club.

## Fun Facts

* Eze is part Router
* Will make jokes that warrant Brendan to tell him to shut up at least once an episode
* Loved the whole turkeys previously found in the vending machines
* Eze is forced to wear his tiny spinny hat around Funny City by Brendan's decree
Gordon Freeman

The Freeman

Gordon Freeman has a titular titty-mmm-boppom entrance. Wears an HEV suit, though he is a wimpy dude underneath it. Sometimes his suit makes a *ding* sound when someone hits him in his dick. He cannot play Cotton Eye Joe with the crossbow.

His twin brother is John Freeman.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against his twin brother John Freeman, which he lost.
Pepsi Man

Pepsiman

He is loathed by Brendaniel. He has Pepsi children, it is unknown to how many Pepsi women.

Brother of Mountain Dewey.

Entrance Music: Pepsi Man Theme

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 3

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against his brother, Mountain Dewey, for a chance at the BFW Championship. The match ended in a draw, allowing them both a chance at the title.

### Season 1 Episode 4

One Fall match against Mountain Dewey and Brendaniel for the BFW Championship title, which he won.

### Season 1 Episode 5

One Fall against Garfield for the BFW Championship title, which he lost.
Refiroth

John Sephiroth

Refiroth is also known as John Sephiroth. He was injured in a dramatic energy accident, resulted in his inability to wrestle, though he can still referee. He retired from his life of murdering characters from Final Fantasy 7. Brendaniel then brought him to BFW as a special guest referee.
Odie

BFW Best Boy Champion

Odie touched the BFW Champion belt once. He has a background in MMA Fighting. He has some incredibly large puppy paws for puppy power. He's a BT and is too powerful for Undertale. There's no proof he can be killed. He favors the figure four leg lock because he has four legs. He doesn't like to get on the turnbuckle, because he's afraid of heights after Garfield kicked him off the table so many times. When he tries to get up on the turnbuckle, all of that anger, all of that aggression, 20-30 years of being abused, of being Jon's stupid dog, the psychosis and fear sets in. He's sick and tired of it. He has the strength of dog.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance when he stood ringside to morally support Brendaniel during his rematch against Garfield, who he poisoned a little backstage between the matches.

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Competed in a One Fall match against Sam P. Bridges, which he won. Odie was too greasy during that match. Because he won the match, Brendaniel gave him a contract worth $50,000,000.

### **Season 1 Episode 3**

Odie wanted to prove himself, and was booked for three corporate matches. If he wins them all, he gets to fight Garfield. Brendaniel paid him a pretty penny and give him this shot. He competed in a One Fall match against Toriel, which he lost. Despite this, he received another chance next week to win a match in order to fight Garfield. If he loses, he has to do janitorial work in the janitorial mines in the future, and he may also be shelved from the roster.

### Season 1 Episode 4

One fall match against his owner, Jon Arbuckle, which he lost. This lost him the chance to fight Garfield for revenge.
Tommy Wiseau

The Diaster Artist

Tommy Wiseau did not hit her, he did *not*. He wrote *The Diaster Artist* on a scrap of paper, which was used as his match graphic. He carries with him the script to his new movie *The House*, which is a sequel to his other movie *The Room*. He has a metal plate installed in his skull.

He absolutely hates Neil Breen.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Neil Breen, which he lost, which cost him a contract with BFW. Before the match, he said to Brendaniel, "*What are you doing on computer? It's so beautiful*". Tommy Wiseau said "*Oh hi doggie*" to his opponent in the middle of the match.
The Camarilla

The **Camarilla** is the largest of vampiric sects, a loose organization which ostensibly represents and protects all vampires by enforcing and promulgating the Masquerade. It is currently composed of six clans (formerly seven), though officially it considers all Kindred under its purview and welcomes any that obey its laws.

In addition to preventing the growing mortals masses from discovering the existence of vampires, the Camarilla aims to maintain the *status quo* of Kindred society; as such, much of its structure and traditions mirror that of Cainite society in feudal Europe in the Dark Ages, and places it at odds with the agenda of the Sabbat and Anarchs, both of whom seek to overthrow Kindred society.

In recent years, the Camarilla have shown that they are not above inducting former enemies into their ranks, including the Giovanni and the Lasombra.

The Camarilla of New York are led by Prince Lucius Stone.
Slimer

Onionhead

Slimer is a comedic character who has no bones. He's a disgusting goblin and a horrible greasy boy. He looks like a Hi-C Ecto Cooler.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a Battle Royal for the Wacky Hijinks title against Scatman John, Slenderman, Chewbacca, SkiFree Yeti, Chex Quest, Hungry Pumpkin and Todd Howard, which he lost via pinfall by Scatman John.

### **Season 1 Episode 3**

One Fall against Ghost Dad, which he lost.
Barney the Dinosaur

"The Dinosaur"

Barney might be a communist due to his associations with Vladimir Lenin.

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 3

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Cigarette, which he won. He was assisted by a run-in from Vladimir Lenin. He told his opponent during the match *"I love you, even though I have to destroy you. I love you even though you've been bioengineered by Big Tobacco. I still love you as another living lifeform."*
Xavier

Renegade Angel

### Special Moves

Snake, Mandible claw, Tombstone, Big funny dropkick, Shakashura Showdown, Torpedo, Fat face sit down

Xavier received surgery to turn his legs the other way, in addition to giving him another snake arm, giving him a total of two snake arms. He's part furry, and he has six nipples. His power grows when the audience screams "SPORTS!". He fights dirty, but he's a lovable scamp.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against René Descartes, which he won.

Opening and ending talk: "*Mmh, frittata*".

In-match talk:

* "*What doth life? I think it's time for another Shakashura Showdown*"
* "*This is what happens when you die*"

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Xavier ran in to the fight between Sam P. Bridges vs. Odie, assisting Odie.

One Fall against Todd Howard for the Wacky Hijinks title, which he won by sitting on his opponent's face.

Opening talk: "*What doth life and all that shit*"

### Season 1 Episode 3

One Fall Wacky Hijinks Title match against the Oblivion Guard, which he won, defending his title.

### Season 1 Episode 4

One Fall Wacky Hijinks Title match against Vault Boy, which he won, defending his title.

### Season 1 Episode 5

One Fall Wacky Hijinks Title match against Adoring Fan, which he lost.
Theresa Verena

Clan Ventrue are often seen as aristocrats, managers, leaders. Those that are not are often skilled warriors or manipulators, furthering the Ventrue legacy in different directions.

Then there is Theresa. In life, she was the daughter of a wealthy but politically minor noble family from the Greek Isles. She occupied herself with balls, socializing, dancing and music. Rumors abounded regarding her immense sexual deviancy, though it only caused the ranks of her lovers to swell. Her parents were quite happy for their daughter to spend her time gallivanting around instead of doing something embarrassing like studying and so, Theresa continued her life as a bon vivant up until the moment she met a well-dressed, charming man who killed her and brought her into the unlife of a Ventrue.

Since then, Theresa has done exactly the same thing she did in life. She hosts luxurious sexual gatherings, bringing exquisite ecstasy and superb agony to those who wish it. While this may fulfil her personal touch of Clan Ventrue's curse, the vast majority of Kindred look on her disgusting physicality with derision. After all, why would someone waste the blood night after night simply to moisten their non-functional nethers?

Theresa is a member of Order 69, a small coterie trying to expand the understanding of the Kindred body and the pleasures it holds.

Thersa is fair of features, smooth-skinned and radiant in the light with a heavy sultriness to her golden-brown eyes.
Sam P. Bridges

Great Deliverer

Sam P. Bridges has carried a lot of packages and has killed a man once or twice. He's a great deliverer and can carry a lot of things. He's not the kind of guy who brings cargo with him for his matches. His baby has to be kept in the back where Rita Repulsa takes care of it. He notably smells like Doritos.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

He made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Big Boss, which he won. He just came back walking from Edge Knot City delivering all those delicious and juicy packages to wrestle against Big Boss. After his victory he went back to Central Knot City.

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

A One Fall match against Odie, which he lost. Sam P. Bridges walked from Edge Knot City to Funny City again to wrestle against Odie. He's a little confused, since he was told that he was fighting a BT tonight.
Vince McMahon

**Vince McMahon** has held the ECW championship but he has only held the WWF championship for one night. He has kidnapped and held Stebby hostage multiple times.

## Appearances

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

During Fatal Philway, Brendan recieved a call from Stebby who was absent from the commentary desk at that moment. Stebby, clearly distressed claims that "they found him" and admits to kidnapping of John Cena to fill the vacant referee spot. Vince McMahon has found Stebby and cornered him at his house. After hanging up, panel unanimously declared Stebby as dead. Fortunately he managed to avoid Vince and reached commentary desk relatively unharmed.

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Stebby was caught by Vince and submitted to a series of cobra clutches. As a result he was absent during the entire episode.
Mario

Mario is mad at Masahiro Sakurai due to the fact that Dr. Mario is a separate character, and Construction Mario isn't. He also wants 8-bit Mario to be a separate character.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Made his debut appearance in a Battle Royal for the POG Championship against Soldier 76, Angry Joe, Caleb, Dig Dug, Revenant, Joel Miller, Masahiro Sakurai, which he lost via submission to Joel Miller. Before the match, he told Brendaniel that he smoked a big fat bulb, admitting to smoking weed. He thinks Masahiro Sakurai and Joel Miller are question blocks, the funny little blocks of the Mario World.
The 7 Deadly Barts

The 7 Deadly Barts were a superstar wrestling team created by Johnny Calhoun to defeat Brendan via a war of attrition.

The team composed of:

* Big Bart
* Cyborg Bart
* Business Bart
* Beautiful Bart
* Beefy Bart
* The Bulk of Bart
* Wrasslin Bart

After all of the Barts were defeated by Brendan's wrestling league Calhoun responded by sending out The Best of Bart, an even more highly trained four-piece of the best Barts (Beautiful, Business, Wrasslin, and The Bulk) to fight with the Brendan Originals (YOUR DAD, Battle Bubby, The Savant, and Ascension DIO). They were subsequently defeated in Season 3 Episode 15.
Tim

The Tim

Tim is a commentator for BFW who has semi-retired due to death.

They are the BFW commentary team's expert on internet wormholes due to being from Australia, well known for it's complicated wormhole geometry and unreliable internet connections. Tim has never fought in a BFW match because they're a massive pussy.

### Quotes

* *"Die cunt"*
* *"I'm gonna throttle you"*
* *\*peaks mic\**

### **Fun Facts**

* Tim will never forgive Adam Sandler for the movie *Eight Crazy Nights*. Which is the worst movie ever made. The hanukkah movie that has absolutely nothing to do with hanukkah and has a lot to do with biggus bappus, bingo bompo.
* During Season 4 Episode 16 (BFW60), Roach underwent a freudian slip due to playing too much Team Sonic Racing and called them Tails, which hurt their feelings deeply and permanently.
* Registered Grilboss and is not afraid to let some snags fly.
Jon Arbuckle

Used the Cat Brush

Originally dead, he was resurrected by the court necromancers in order to wrestle in BFW. He has been infused with bull testosterone to make him tougher. He has the strength of God, and is on at least 2mg of opium at all times.

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 4

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against Odie, which he won.
Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny is very strong. This Bugs Bunny is distinctly from the AVGN franchise, not from Looney Tunes. Unlike the real deal this bunny is a heel.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 2**

Made his debut appearance in a Tag Team match with James Rolfe (his nemesis) against Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D) for the Tag Team Title, which they ultimately lost. They won the first match due to a count out by Kyle Gass, but because you can't win a title match with a count out, a rematch was called for. The rematch was speed up to 800x with a time dilation crystal. The first rematch ended in a draw, while the second rematch ended with a loss for Bugs Bunny and James Rolfe.
Lord Farquaad

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 3

Made his debut appearance as a run-in in a match between Xavier vs Oblivion Guard, assisting Xavier. It was originally hypothesized that Farquaad was fighting against the Oblivion Guard due to losing faith in the judicial system, but it was revealed that he was actually paid off by audience member bob\_stevenson.
Roach

One of their many forms.

Roach is a commentator for BFW. Roach is an omnipotent being that comes in any form they please.

He is a fan of Undertale and is waiting with baited breath for the REAL Sans and Papyrus to come to BFW.

* Once called Tim Tails and hasn't recovered since.

* Is heavily convinced that the current Sans and Papyrus in BFW aren't the real ones.

* Loves turkey legs.
Yoda

Jedi Master

Brother of White Yoda. Yoda is not skilled in CQC (Close Quarters Combat), and is more skilled at combat from a distance. Yoda has called Seabuff a variety of different slurs, and is a notorious racist. He was resurrected by the court necromancer in order to compete in BFW, and has been training diligently to regain his strength.

## Matches

### Season 1 Episode 3

Made his debut appearance in a One Fall match against E.T., which he lost.
Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic remembers and never forgets. He's a titan of industry and an entertainment icon. His real name is Doug Walker.

## **Matches**

### Season 1 Episode 1

Made his debut appearance in a Cage match against James Rolfe, which he won. Throughout the fight, it was clear that Nostalgia Critic never forgot his rivalry with his opponent.
Order 69

Most coteries, indeed most kindred, in New York City have carved out a niche for themselves. They have a purpose, or at least something that makes them useful to the other members of the Ivory Tower.

Then there is Order 69. They are a small but dedicated band of hedonists who only seek to spend their nights having fun and pushing the limits of ecstasy/agony. They are widely considered to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS by most others among the Camarilla.

Members: Thana Alberona

Darren Blayze

Theresa Verena