Tales From The Other Railway

**Tales From The Other Railway** is a parody of The Railway Series written by Professor Vengeance. This series features the characters of Thomas The Tank Engine, but the main characters are diesel engines.

## Episodes (and Based Stories)

### Season 1

* Diesel's Day Out (Thomas and Gordon)
* The Not-So Sad Story Of Bowler (The Sad Story Of Henry)
* Spamcan Sits Back (Toad Stands By)
* Derek's Derring-Do (Edward's Exploit)
* Old Muck-Up (Off The Rails)
* Children Of The Trams
* Tits and Twats (Tit For Tat)
* Realty Check
* We Need Another Engine By Court Order! (Trouble in The Sheds)
* A Woman's Touch (Percy Runs Away)
* Halloweenies (Ghost Train)
* I've Got The Horn! (Gordon's Whistle/Whistles and Sneezes)
* A Very UnMerry Other Railway Christmas (Thomas' Christmas Party)

### Season 2

* Diesel and Bernard (Thomas and Bertie)
* Chavs (Cows!)
* What The Bloody Hell's The Matter With Derek Now? (What's The Matter With Henry?)
* Two Cabs Good, One Cab Bad! (Crossed Lines)
* Bowler and The Hippopotomous (Henry and The Elephant)
* Pip & Emma's Magical Manners Adventure (Emily's Adventure)
* Hell, More Twins! (Hullo Twins/The Missing Coach)
* Goodsfellas (Break Van)
* The Deportation (The Deputation)
* A Big Waste Of Time For Diesel (A Big Day For Thomas)
* Spamcan, Gets Lost! (Stepney Gets Lost)
* Dick Takes Over (Duck Takes Charge)
* Diesel & The Missing Christmas (Thomas and The Missing Christmas Tree)

### Season 3

* Don't Trust Diesel (Trust Thomas)
* Swots & Steamies (The Diseasel)
* Coo, Coo! (Buzz, Buzz)
* Stuck-Up And The C-List Celebrity (Gordon and The Famous Visitor)
* Derek's Dump (Henry's Forest)
* No Shame For Spamcan (No Joke For James)
* Saved From Clap (Escape)
* Rudeness & Sarcasticity (Resources & Sagacity/Oliver Owns Up)
* Blokey (Bulgy)
* Steamie Does Shit Again (Diesel Does It Again)
* Diesel, Derek And The Wicker Man (Thomas, Percy and The Dragon)
* Bernard's Run (Bertie's Chase)
* Diesel & Spamcan's Christmas MisAdventure (Thomas and Percy's Christmas Adventure)

### Season 4

* Four Little Eejits (Four Little Engines)
* Snooty B\*\*\*\*d (Sleeping Beauty)
* Special Fenders (Special Funnel)
* Excavator (Steamroller)
* The Rock 'N' Roll Horror Picture Show (Home at Last/Passengers and Polish)
* Grumpy Auld Eejit (Galland Old Engine)
* Smokey To The Rescue (Rusty To The Rescue)
* Triple Threat (Triple Header)
* Young F\*\*k-Up (Old Stuck-Up)
* Chips (Fish)
* Diesel And The Community Service (Thomas and The Special Letter)
* Especially Fatal Attraction (Special Attraction)
* Proud Prats And Queen (Paint Pots and Queens)

### Season 5

* Cheeky Buddies (Cranky Bugs)
* Happy Lackies (Horrid Lorry)
* An Awful View of Stuck-Up (A Better View For Gordon)
* Mrs Cruelly's Deathday Party (Lady Hatt's Birthday Party)
* Derek & The Global Warming (Toby and The Flood)
* Sir Wyatt Fronts' Getaway (Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday)
* Diesel & The Spoilers (Thomas & The Rumours)
* Blaming Bother (Buffer Bother)
* Arsonist Arry (Fiery Flynn)
* Catastrophe! (Centenary)
* Bowler Bewitched (Haunted Henry)
* Frolics Going Forwards (Busy Going Backwards)
* Smokey & The Apocalypse (Rusty & The Boulder)

### Season 6

* Dax Derps Up (Jack Jumps In)
* Stuck-Up and the Space Balloon (James & The Red Balloon)
* Pepper's Paranoia (Salty's Secret)
* Spamcan's Bathsoap Brunch (Percy's Chocolate Crunch)
* Bowler Takes the Piss (Gordon Takes a Tumble)
* Diesel, Steamie and the Fuel (Thomas, Percy & The Coal)
* The Layabout (The Runaway)
* Better Dead Than Steamie (Better Late Than Never)
* The World's Biggest Drip (Drip Tank, The World's Strongest Engine)
* Cromwell The Jet Turbine Engine (Thomas & The Jet Engine)
* Helen To The Rescue? (Harvey To The Rescue)
* Derek The Very Useless Engine (Edward The Really Useful Engine)
* Smokey Screws the Deal (Rusty Saves The Day)