Bloons TD 6/Pre-Round Comments

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1. Welcome to Bloons Tower Defence 6! On [difficulty], stuff is [cost] and you have [number of lives] lives. There are [number of rounds] rounds to pass.
2. Nice and easy, huh? Click/Press Start Round to play on!
3. Have fun unlocking new towers and finding out what they do!
4. The more you use a tower, the quicker you can obtain its upgrades.
5. Once you unlock a tower or upgrade, there's no need to unlock it again!
6. First Green Bloons coming up.
7. Have you tried customising Targeting Options?
8. Tack Shooters and Ice Monkeys attack an area surrounding them.
9. Ice Monkeys work well with Bomb Shooters and Sonic Boomerang Throwers.
10. Prepare for a long line of Blues.
11. Yellow Bloons contain Green Bloons, which contain Blue Bloons, which contain Red Bloons. Stronger Bloons move more quickly.
12. Purple Bloons contain a Red Bloon and a Blue Bloon. Orange Bloons contain a Red Bloon and a Yellow Bloon.
13. The more times you play a track, the easier later playthroughs are.
14. Some tracks are hard to play on Easy Difficulty, while some tracks are easy on Hard Difficulty.
15. Pink Bloons coming up - leave some spare Road Spikes if they become too much of an issue.
16. Snipers and Mortars don't need to be close to the track to earn pops!
17. Good old Regen Bloons. If you don't pop all their layers, they regenerate 'em right back.
18. Expect a lot of greens.
19. Have you tried playing Special Missions?
20. Black Bloons, despite being slower and smaller than Pink Bloons, contain 2 Pink Bloons. And did I mention they're IMMUNE TO BOMBS?
21. Submit ideas for Random Missions to Ninja Kiwi!
22. White Bloons are IMMUNE AND FREEZING. And did I mention that despite being slower and smaller than Pink Bloons, they contain 2 Pink Bloons?
23. Black Bloons and White Bloons are classed as Thermal Bloons. There's a third thermal Bloon coming soon.
24. A Camo Bloon is on its way. They can pass most towers undetected, so bring Road Spikes if your towers can't see them!
25. Exploding Pineapples require timing to use, but can be helpful if you place them correctly.
26. Third member of the Thermal Bloon Trio is going to show up this round.
27. Most towers have an upgrade that allows them to counter Camo Bloons.
28. Leads are slow and immune to sharp objects. Try bringing a Bomb Shooter or Exploding Pineapple.
29. You can now get small upgrades for road items using their associated buildings.
30. Rubber Bloons coming up. Only sharp stuff can pop them - everything else bounces off.
31. Coming up next are some Zebra Bloons, served with a tint of Regen. Enjoy!
32. Monkey Apprentices can pop Lead without the need for an upgrade.
33. More Camo Bloons coming up. You have been warned.
34. Consider trying out the Daily Challenge to earn extra Monkey Money.
35. Rainbow Bloons. Five of them. Each of them containing two Zebra Bloons. Good luck!
36. Most towers can only go on land, some only go in water and the Jetpack Monkey can go both ways.
37. Leads contain Blacks, Rubbers contain Whites and Zebras contain both Blacks and Whites. All five mentioned Bloons will appear.
38. Stuff costs a lot more in the older BTD games. There weren't as many powerful Bloons back then, however.
39. The Bloons make one big family tree. There's a lot to learn about their strengths and weaknesses.
40. Ceramic Bloons are surrounded in Clay Coating. After 10 hits, you're greeted by two Rainbow Bloons.
41. You should try an Odyssey. Play three consecutive tracks with one set of lives to earn huge rewards!
42. Prepare for a hard round. A REALLY hard round.
43. Some upgrades prevent you from buying another upgrade once bought. Choose carefully!
44. Make sure you have a balanced variety of towers, with some that can pop Camo, some that counter Lead and Rubber Bloons and some that attack quickly to counter Regen Bloons.
45. Banana Farms are a good investment to have in harder difficulties. Buy one as soon as you can!
46. Building up some nest egg, huh? Think about how you spend it as money for pops gets tighter.
47. Monkey Villages serve purely for support. Put Monkey Visitors in them and you can get additional upgrades!
48. If you haven't tried out Story Mode, consider it after this game.
49. Got any Super Monkeys yet? Do you think they're worth the expenses?
50. Prepare for an MOAB to show up. Hundreds of hits are needed to pop them, and even then you still have to pop four Ceramics.
51. If you think your device is lagging now, you ain't seen nothing yet!
52. Another MOAB coming down. Get used to them.
53. Homing attacks are more useful than you think. Try investing in them one time or another!
54. If you're having trouble with those pesky MOABs, don't forget the upgrades that counter them!
55. Dartling Gunners and Spike Factories don't need upgrades to pop those pesky Camo Bloons.
56. Dartling Gunners aim towards your mouse/finger, as opposed to directly attacking nearby Bloons.
57. I hope you're used to popping singular MOABs, because two are coming this round!
58. Some upgrade paths have Gauges that can be filled up by contributing cash to them.
59. Looks like Camo Leads are inbound. Be sure to prepare for them!
60. If there's any time to revise taking out blimps, now would be the time, what with a SUPA-MOAB ready to rumble.
61. Obtain all medals on Beginner Tracks and at least Bronze on every other track to unlock Masteries Mode!
62. Camo and Regen coming up. Not very fun or fair, is it?
63. If you thought the last round was hard, you are NOT going to survive the next round.
64. Monkey Engineers are helpful towers with a variety of upgrades. Try to use them wisely!
65. There's something very scary ready to show its face...
66. Enjoyed that BFB, didn't you?
67. Bloonchippers rack up loads of damage on individuals, but are helpless in the face of Bloon rushes.
68. Try other Ninja Kiwi Games! Hotcorn... Power Pool...
69. (PC) You can make your own tracks with the Track Editor. (iOS) Keep on playing. You're doing great!
70. Have you played the original Bloons?
71. The highly mobile Heli-Pilot has three options for movement. There's a fourth one you need an upgrade to get as well.
72. Another BFB after a swarm of Ceramic Regens.
73. BFBs are happening all over the place. Always be prepared for them.
74. The Heli-Pilot, once Support Chinook is bought, will constantly provide you with extra cash and lives.
75. Stop. SUPA-BFB time.
76. A whole load of Ceramic Regens will come rushing through your defences soon. You'll be lucky to still be alive.
77. The money earned at the end of each round decreases at Round 50, and again at Round 65.
78. SUPA stands for Sun Upturning Powerful Aerodynamic. What was going through your mind?
79. Spike-o-Pults are slow, but powerful. Their attacks pierce 18 Bloons each, so try to place them in a way that makes the most out of this benefit.
80. Glue and water will evaporate under the force of a Light Pillar, so think carefully about your tower choices.
81. Keep on going. Just don't forget to do non-BTD6 things. You know, eating, or going outside.
82. More Camo Regens are showing up.
83. Submarines can be set to support using the unlockable "Submerged" target option.
84. Experiment with target options to find ideal defences.
85. Last round of Hard Difficulty coming up.
86. Some upgrades specifically counter Ceramic Bloons, and others specifically counter MOAB-class Bloons.
87. Special abilities are powerful but need to cool down after being used.
88. Get ready for the DDT - those Dark Dirigible Titans have lots of strengths.
89. It's healthy to experiment - even if you have a few towers that you really like, try mixing others into your strategy!
90. Be sure to set the targets and angles of certain abilities when required.
91. As you keep on going in Freeplay, Bloons get faster and earn extra health.
92. Some really strong Bloons are immune to certain attacks or abilities.
93. Have you got some anti-MOAB abilities at the ready?
94. How good are you at dealing with powerful Bloons?
95. Congrats on getting this far.
96. Can you see the rare Golden Bloons? Pop them for big money!
97. After Round 100, random Bloons show up every round. You'll also earn less XP than normal, and lag will quickly become a major problem.
98. There are six types of Medal to earn - Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Impoppable and Reverse.
99. I assume you bought a Super Monkey Storm with you.
100. (Easy-Very Hard) This is the final round. If you're playing on Very Hard, then I salute you. (Impoppable) This is the final round. Beat it, and you'll obtain the Impoppable Medal. You won't, though, this has all been a waste of time and you won't survive what's coming next. Oh well, at least you had fun.
101. Freeplay, freeplay, freeplay. Have fun!

150. Still playing? Good job.

200. You've gotten this far? Jeez, take a break.

500. No idea how you're still playing.

1000. Kudos to you.

(Upon breaking the round record) You've just broken the world record for the highest round possible. Congratulations!