Lil DeVille Gets Into A Pizza Fight With Phil DeVille and Gets Grounded

In the Wayne house, Barbara Gordon, Terry McGinnis, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, Phil DeVille, Sylvester Stallone, Brenna Wayne, Kathy Kane, and Kate Kane were eating pizza and drinking Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and milk.

Barbara and Damian had pepperoni pizza. Terry and Dick had mushroom pizza. Bruce had sausage, olive, and onion pizza. Marilyn had clams casino pizza. Phil had cheese pizza. Sylvester had sausage and olive pizza. Brenna had barbecue chicken pizza. Kathy had pepperoni, mushroom, and olive pizza, and Kate had shrimp pizza.

As Lil DeVille was walking into the dining room, Marilyn said, "Grab yourself a napkin. And you're going to have to pour your own drinks."

"Aunt Brenna, does Santa Claus have to go through customs?" asked Barbara.

"What time do we have to go to bed?" asked Damian.

"Early," said Brenna. "We're leaving the house at 8 a.m. on the button."

"I hope you're all drinking milk. Because I wanna get rid of it." said Marilyn.

As Dick was about to feed his pizza slice to Ace, Marilyn stopped him.

"Hey, don't!"

Dick obeyed her.

"All right. The pizza boy needs $122.50, plus tip." said Bruce.

"For pizza?" asked Marilyn.

"Ten pizzas times twelve bucks." said Bruce, as Lil looked for any pizza for herself.

"Sylvester, you've got the money, don't you?" Kathy asked Sylvester.

"Come on." said Kate.

"Traveler's check." said Sylvester.

"Forget it, Sylvester," said Marilyn. "We have cash."

"Did anyone order me a plain cheese?" asked Lil.

"Oh yeah, we did," said Phil. "If you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up. 'Cause it's gone!"

Lil glared at her twin brother disapprovingly.

Damian was drinking a can of Pepsi.

"Damian!" said Barbara, "Go easy on the Pepsi!"

Damian stopped drinking his Pepsi and smiled at his older sister.

Lil was expecting Phil to barf up his cheese pizza. Finally, the unexpected arrived!

"Get a plate!" Phil pretended to barf.

In a fit of rage, Lil ran into her brother's stomach and punched it in order to make the cheese pizza come out. Phil was knocked back into the glasses, and they spilled milk all over the table. Barbara, Terry, Dick, Bruce, Marilyn, Sylvester, Brenna, Kathy, and Kate saw the whole thing.

"Wow!" said Damian, as he got up from his seat and watched Phil and Lil fight.

Kate was pouring herself a glass of Pepsi when she saw the passports to Paris, France, about to get wet.

"Passports!" cried Kate, as she stopped what she was doing and dropped her bottle, sending some Coca-Cola to spill out. Marilyn knocked her chair into Damian, squeezing him.

"Help me out here!" said Kate, as she, Brenna, and Kathy grabbed some napkins to wipe up the spilled milk.

"Stop it! Stop it!" cried Bruce.

"Let's get these passports out of here." said Brenna, as she wiped up the spills.

"You moron!" shouted Lil, as the wet napkins were thrown in the garbage.

Marilyn got out of her chair, moved the chair forward, and grabbed Damian, who was feeling upset.

"Are you OK, honey? Come here." said Marilyn, as she patted Damian's stomach. "Are you all right?"

"Stop, stop, stop!" cried Bruce, as he separated Lil and Phil and clutched Lils arm angrily. "What is the matter with you?!" he shouted.

"He started it!" yelled Lil, "He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage, and olives, and onions,..."

"Look what you did, you little jerk!" yelled Kate, after wiping the spilled liquid from her skirt.

Lil was stunned to see her parents, her brothers, her sister, his pet dog, her uncle and her three aunts mad at her. They were looking none too happy with her behavior.

"Well, Lil," said Marilyn. "Now you've done it."

"Lil, get upstairs! Right now!" Bruce scolded.

"Why?" asked Lil angrily.

"Lil, you're such a disease!" Dick told her.

"I am not!" Lil argued.

Upon hearing this, Dick started to feel upset as Barbara and Terry comforted their brother. Then Barbara and Terry both looked at Lil angrily and chided, "How dare you say that to my brother like that?! You made him feel upset!"

"You should be ashamed of yourself saying at my brother like that!" Terry said angrily. "That's very rude!"

"For shame, Lil!" Bruce scolded. "For shame!"

Lil gasped in fear, looking at Dick, who was feeling upset. "I didn't mean to make Dick feel bad. I'm sorry!"

"Lil, upstairs!" Marilyn ordered, "That means no Barney VHS tape collection for the rest of your life!"

"But Mommy and Daddy, I love "Barney." said Lil in a whining tone.

"We don't care anymore!" yelled Bruce, "Go to bed now! You're not going to Reptarland with your friends tomorrow!"

Lil became very angry. She glared angrily at Barbara, Terry, Bruce, Marilyn, Phil, Ace the Bat-Hound, Sylvester, Brenna, Kathy, and Kate and yelled, "You all are as evil as Coco LaBouche!" She then went to her room in tears as she started to cry and scream very loudly.