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Brother Nathanael

"*He looks like a sweet guy to spend time with, he's got a nice smile, but what he's saying is so odious it makes me want to napalm his mouth.*"
—Howard Bloom on Brother Nathanael.
**Milton L. Kapner** (born September 5, 1950) also known as **Brother Nathanael**, is level 100 white supremacist wizard who hates Jews, homosexuals, and the ACLU.

Nathanael used to be a filthy Jewish cockroach before he fully cleansed himself of the kosher evilness and is now a child of Jesus, even though he still looks and talks like a caricature of a rabbi. He was raised in an existence of wickedness and reprobation, but currently lives a fulfilling life posting YouTube videos exposing the Jewish conspiracy outside a local ski park while showcasing his contemporary dance skills at the same time.

## On DP

He was first seen in Episode 63 when he claimed he had revealed a "Jewish plot" to make 'Murica gay. He appeared again in Episode 129 following the Jewish-organized legislation of same-sex marriage on a federal level and how marriage is between one man and one woman blah blah blah sodomy blah blah blah blah babies blah blah blah friendly fag. He appeared once more in Episode 135 where he talked about the Iran Deal. He later appeared in Episode 149, talking about how he would punish the Jews if he was the president.

He reappeared in Episode 156.

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## Trivia

* Nathaniel's parents were Jewish sum, and he was also originally a Jew.
* T.J. Kirk is a sellout liberal faggot, and PaulsEgo is a thin-skinned walking vagina.
* He strongly resembles Dr. Gero from Fire Ball Z.
* He apparently has the power to disappear into thin air.
* He is Father Grigori's retarded brother (without the awesome Winchester skills as well).
* He did 9/11.
* He's one of the only people featured on DP that actually has the balls/guts/hatred/lack of filter and, or shame or chutzpah to use the word "fag" as an actual derogatory slur. File:11728696 493879900777864 2470417265948386360 o.jpg
* According to Ben, he actually was Jewish during some part of his life.
* He looks like Jinpachi Mishima from Tekken.

## Quotes

* *"Once Jews get a taste for power, they never retire."*
* *"It's for the Goys! Who cares!”*
Bill Cosby

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**Bill Cosby** is an American ~~actor, comedian, musician, and~~ rapist. He was hired by the patriarchy to rape as many women as possible. Before all the rape, Bill Cosby was most well known for his TV shows, his sweater, and his "funny" jokes.

## On DP

### List of Appearances

* Episode 6
* Episode 191

A video of Bill getting nervous about rape accusations was featured on the show during its first few episodes, along with the Peasants discussing the rape accusations. TJ was initially an apologist for Cosby but has since become convinced otherwise. He has been mentioned several other during the course of the show, usually as a joke.

Later on Episode 191, the peasants discussed Bill Cosby's rape charges and played an old clip from his show about raping women with magical barbaque sauce. Ben did an impression of him.

## Trivia

* You have to be at least as old as him and a Mormon to find him funny.
* His pudding pop has been in more women illegally than legally.
* He's a fucking rapist.
* He bout 2 fuck yo bitch.
* His lazy eye is creepy as fuck.

## Gallery

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Alignment

File:DP Alignment.jpg  The following is a list of people affiliated with the Drunken Peasants podcast who fit into each alignment category.

Disclaimer: Scotty and TJ would likely be evil, and Ben would likely be neutral, but since this is a wiki about them, we have them down as good. #Pandering

## Lawful Good

The faggots of the world.

* Ben
* Scotty Cena
* Creationist Cat

## Neutral Good

The ineffectual trash.

* Scotty Kirk
* Paul's Ego
* Tim Black

## Chaotic Good

The people who actually get shit done.

* TJ Kirk
* Dusty Smith
* Razorfist
* Hugo
* John Cena

## Lawful Neutral

The chill ones.

* Mr. Repzion
* Jean-François Gariépy
* Vadim Newquist
* Thunderf00t
* Armoured Skeptic

## True Neutral

The ones who give no fucks.

* gTime Johnny
* Mercedes Carrera
* Gail Chord Schuler

## Chaotic Neutral

Also get things done, but not as much as chaotic good.

* G Man
* TJ Fucks Things
* Jim Ass
* Anthony Fantano

## Lawful Evil

The worst pieces of shit.

* Anita Sarkeesian
* Hitler
* Joseph Stalin
* Donald Trump
* Jake

## Neutral Evil

The generic villains who hate just for the sake of it.

* Ryan Wiley
* Theodore Shoebat
* Jenny McDermott
* Stephanie Manure
* The Vigilant Christian

## Chaotic Evil

The pure assholes.

* Brett Keane
* Atheism-Is-Unstoppable
* Onision
* Laughing Witch
Ana Kasparian

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**Ana Kasparian** (Pronounced Uh-Nee-Tuh Sar-Kee-See-Un) is co-host of The Young Turks. She may talk, act, and think like a feminist, but she's totally **not** a feminist you guys.

## On DP

She was first mentioned in Episode 164 of the Drunken Peasants, when her article for Raw Story was discovered to be as click-baitingly misleading as any TYT video. Despite her surroundings she actually has a good record of open mindedness to the more toxic faces of the atheist community.

She has had hangouts with Phil (Rape for breakfast) Mason, has had discussions with The Amazing Atheist and Galen Halcyon (even if Galen has bitched her out for using ableist slurs), and sometimes she doesn't act like Chunk Yogurt and other members of the PC Pussy Panel Patrol. For that reason Ana has been mass invited via spam to appear on the Worst Podcast Ever. However if she was really smart she would just up and leave like Dave Rubin.
China

### Language(s)

Standard Chinese (official)Mongolian, Tibetan, Uyghur, Zhuang, Ching Chong, Ping Pong, various others

### Continent

Asia

"*Ching Chong, Ding Dong, Fried Rice.*"
—Ancient Chinese Proverb
**China**,officially the **People's Republic of China** (**PRC**, which also stands for **Pan Rules China**)is a nation in Asia. It has a fuckton of people and is the most populated nation on Earth. However, they have been slacking off as of late and will ~~be surpassed by India within the century~~ surpass the US and dominate the world. The capital is Panjing and the largest city is Shang-high.

## Trivia

* Mao Zedong created this great country, and is objectively the best ~~dictator~~ leader of any modern civilization in history due to his flawless actions.
* They don't form lines in China; they just shove to the front like a bunch of animals.
* This is the most livable country in the world.
* It is one of the four other Asian nations that Americans can name but can't find on a map.
* International corporations like to sell them cars. Luckily, Trump will kill all 1.2 billion of the ugly fucking reds, bringing back all their Fords as bounty.
* All Asians are Chinese.
* The Chinese eat dogs. For those interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-unYQp4kN0
* China has ~~too much fucking pollution~~~~,~~ nothing to worry about in terms of its future.
ByFreddyFudanshi

ByFreddyFudanshi es el creador de ExeHS y el doblador de voz de Tharuki y Exe

## En ExeHS

El es fanatico de series de la tematica HS (FNAFHS, FNACHS, Hightale entre otras) , lo cual lo llevo a crear ExeHS, antes se encargaba de hacer los dibujos , al principio la haría con Paint, pero después decidió usar SAI, es encargado de hacer fondos, editar los episodios, los efectos, etc.

## Curiosidades

* Reside en Santa Rosa, Argentina
* Es amigo de Panditta Nyu, quien hace comics de FNAFHS
* Su color favorito es el verde
* Ha mostrado su cara en ciertos directos
* Su videojuego favorito es Undertale
* Antes de ExeHS, subia gameplays de Minecraft, Yandere Simulator y SlendyTubbies
* Tambien sube a su canal dúos editados de canciones, normalmente de Dariadubs
* Antes su OC ya sea en Twitter o Youtube era Tharuki
* Hace la voz de Moxy en FNATHS, hecho por Carl0s chan
Communism

Join the party comrade

"*COMMUNISM!*"
—TJ Kirk
**Communism** is the socio-economic philosophy based on the works of Karl Marx and other 19th century fucks. Communism proposes that capitalist society is divided into the sects: Proletariat and Bourgeoisie (Workers and Employers). The basis is that the Proletariat are oppressed/exploited by the Bourgeoisie and are given only enough compensation for work as to sustain them. Communism is intended to work in phases with the Bourgeoisie's overthrow by the Proletariat and the establishment of a socialist state.

Communism is owned by the [Wiley|spawn of Satan], who calls himself Bernie Sanders. He wants to take away freedom, and wants to kill anyone who makes over 50,000 dollars a year. In addition, he wants to give the [Keane|homeless] everything for free.

## Trivia

* Despite being less than two centuries old it is, by most counts, the best ideology of all time.

## Gallery

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Book of Mormon

The **Book of Mor~~m~~on** is Bible fan-fiction taken way too seriously by a Christian denomination called Latter Day Saints (in short ~~LSD~~ LDS), who are also known as Mor~~m~~ons.

Mormons believe it is another testament of Jesus and contains writings of ancient prophets who lived on the American continent a long time ago. So in a nutshell it is another bullshit fairy tale.

It was written by Joseph Smith who was a well known con-artist, but retards believe him anyway. He claims to have seen an angel who told him where these "plates" were buried so that he could dig them up and translate them from some unspeakable Hebrew dialect into what would become the Book of Mor~~m~~on... so basically bullshit.

## Racist Beliefs

The Book of Mor~~m~~on says Africans were cursed with black skin by God for being neutral in the war between Satan and Jesus. The indians were also cursed with red skin because they were against God too. The only reason they don't still believe this is because the US government threatened to look at their financial records.

## Gallery

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Creationist Cat

**Creationist Cat** is...

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Asia

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**Asia** is a the world's largest and most populated continent, located about 200 miles away from America. Asia is where Chinese food, pussy cars, and squinty-eye'd people come from...also really fucking weird commercials. The females look 20 when they are 40 and the males have tiny shlongs. Exceptions being Kim Jong Un and Bruce Lee. It's way too fucking big and somehow doesn't have enough space for all the people.

It's a little known fact that Asia is home to the dastardly, bastardly Mooslims in the Middle East. It also contains the Indian subcontinent, which is full of people who worship cow dung.

## History

Asia, like much of the world, was once the white man's bitch with some of the continent being conquered by Europeans. Anything of value in India was pretty much stolen right under the noses of the Indian people by the evil Brits. Indochina got taken over by the French until they retreated and tried to get the US to do their fighting for them (sound familiar?) This led to the first war in human history in which US got totally rekt.

Also, China used to be about fancy dinnerware and fireworks but turned into an echo chamber of squinty-eyed communists. A while after that, The Korean Peninsula was split in half. One of the countries was the best in the eastern world and the other one was a shithole, we'll let you decide which is which.

## Eurasia Myth

In a desperate attempt to become relevant in world politics. Some Asian people claim that Asia and Europe are actually one landmass, Eurasia. We all know this is impossible, as the white man is too amazing to be considered from the same landmass as these fucks. The myth was discussed by a nutjob on the show.

## Trivia

* Much of Russia is contained in Asia, although its culture and population is largely based in Europe.
* It's the second worst continent to live in, next to Africa. This is because of the underwhelming amount of white people.
* Many Asian countries are extremely xenophobic.
* Asian people are commonly called chinks.
Andrew Klavan

**Andrew Klavan** is the insipid host of *The Revolting Truth*, a web series by **Truth Revolt**. His job is to give one-sided explanations of numerous topics while ineffectually attempting to be funny, instead coming off as an annoying jerkass.

## On DP

Andrew first appeared on the Drunken Peasants in Episode 51 where he talked about gender diversity and asserted that people should adopt arbitrary personal attributes on the basis of whether they have a pussy or a dick, while hardly exhibiting any signs of strong masculinity himself. He also claimed that transgender people only transition just to harass women in public toilets and to compete and win in sports championships (a solid grasp of reality indeed).

He returned in episode 54 and talked about left-wing vocabulary (or *leftese*) to which he claimed that liberals aren't possible of even conveying thoughts (similar to his inability for comedic delivery). He claimed *progressivism* means cancer and the *The 21st century* describes an enlightened utopia.

## Trivia

* TJ speculated that Andrew has a scat fetish in episode 54.
* His show is an even shittier version of Prager University.
CheDubs

**CheDubs** is Brett Keane's personal salad tosser She-Man. CheDubs provides oral sexual favors to Brett Keane in return for the position as Keane's sidekick. CheDubs is essentially a yes man to Keane and has no real personality. He's actually pretty chill compared to the rest of Keane's posse, but that's not saying much.

Warrants for CheDubs' prostitution charges are active in twenty-eight states, two U.S. territories, Canada, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the Moon, and Heaven. He is notable for his devotion to Kenyanism and blatant attacks on TJ's family situation.

According to PaulsEgo in Episode 206, CheDubs has joined the 'betrayed by Brett Keane club'. This shocking turn of events for one of Brett's last friends was because of a theft of a donated keyboard.

## External Links

* YouTube

 Episodes
**Guest:** 20 • 166 • Religion Debate • Religion Debate 2
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Climate Change

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"*Some say the world will end in fire / Some in ice*"
—Robert Frost on Climate Change

**Climate Change** is a giant hoax created by communist Jesus-hating scientists and liberals, the **Climate Change Conspiracy** is used to trick millions of people into buying electric cars and green T-shirts. Wild Bill and other conservative intellectuals have destroyed the hoax several times. If you're a republican, you're not allowed to believe in climate change.

## Flawless Arguments Against Climate Change

* Snow exists.
* The Bible doesn't talk about it.
* Money is more important than the environment and the continued successful existence of humanity.
* It's cold outside - why do you call it global warming when it gets colder???
* If global warming exists, why is there ice in my drink?

## Your Carbon Footprint

Essentially, every human contributes to the global crisis (hoax), unless he or she:

* Doesn't exhale
* Doesn't inhale
* Doesn't pass gas
* Doesn't eat the meat of an animal that exhales or passes gas
* Doesn't eat vegetables either--you know they give you gas
* Doesn't cook anything
* Doesn't travel anywhere in a car, truck, plane, or boat
* Doesn't use electricity
Banana

"*TJ. FUCKED. A. BANANA!*"
—Four of the most powerful words in the universe.
A **Banana** (also known as "**The Atheist's Nightmare**") is the colloquial term for the fruit of plants in the genus *Musa*. Bananas grow in tropical climates. They originated in southeast Asia and Australia. They are elongated fruits that usually turn yellow when ripe. The banana is considered one of the greatest examples of the gods existence according to Ray Cumfart.

## Description

"*Hey, atheist. Why did you shove a banana up YO BUTT?*"
—G Man's first question to The Amazing Atheist
Many people, including the Leprechaun and Paul, travel far and wide to search for the sacred banana that the Amazing Atheist put in his ass. They say that if you find the banana, you will be granted with unfathomable power that allows you to become God.

## History

In 2010, TJ met the banana at the Copacabana. They immediately took a liking to each other and went back to TJ's house to make love. They moved in together and filmed their sex tape in 2011. This tape was leaked, causing the banana's family to learn about his relationship with TJ. After having so much pressure put on him by his family, the banana left TJ, and hasn't been seen since, although Scotty probably ate it unknowingly.

## Trivia

* Popular cuntbag Onision claims to be a banana in his most popular video entitled "I'm a Banana."Onision goes throughout his daily life knowing that his kinsman was been shoved up a neckbeard's anus.
* Bananas are sacred in many uncivilized monkey cultures, including that of the chat.
* We've incorporated the banana into the edit button on the DP Wiki. We're that devoted.
* A banana once replaced Scotty as the third host of the show. Scotty Cena must have been out that day.
* Gay Cumfart has used bananas to prove the existence of God many times.
* Ray Cumfart has used bananas to consecrate TJ's rectum.
* Scotty Cena loves bananas, and brings them with him to the show.
* Bananas are Satan's favorite food. They are Ben's second favorite, after human flesh.
* The banana is the official fruit of Satanism.
* TJ is the God-King of bananas, while Freelee the Banana Girl is the goddess.

## Gallery

Jimmy Neutron Banana JokeA future shaved and liposuctioned TJ talking to his son.BananaHoard.jpgTJ's banana hoard.
## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/user/Freelea/featured
Armoured Skeptic

Armoured Skeptic is...

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Channel Awesome

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**Channel Awesome** is an inappropriately-named company based mostly in reviewing various forms of media. It was founded by Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, and Bhargav Dronamraju, but the star member of the company is Doug Walker, better known as his internet review character, The Nostalgia Critic.

It formerly operated the website "That Guy With the Glasses" before it was replaced by a website simply named "Channel Awesome." Despite the name change, they still seem to want the whole site to revolve around Doug. There are a few talented people left on the site, but most of them have left due to "creative differences."

TJ formerly produced content for Channel Awesome under the pseudonym of The Distressed Watcher.

## Members

Here are some well known ~~SJWs~~ members of the site:

* Doug Walker / Nostalgia Critic *(active)*
* Cinema Snob (active)
* Linkara *(active)*
* Nostalgia Chick *(retired, but still creating content for the site)*
* Spoony *(Fired for making a rape joke)*
* Phelous *(left TGWTG)*
* Obscurus Lupa *(left TGWTG)*
* JesuOtaku *(left TGWTG)*
* JewWario *(Deceased)*
* Todd in the Shadows *(left TGWTG)*

## Controversy

While TJ in particular has said he has no harsh feelings about being told to leave, many of the other content producers who left the site have accused Channel Awesome of scamming their fan base and treating their content creators like shit.

LordKaT, a former producer, airs out all the company's dirty laundry here:

* Part 1
* Part 2

## That Guy With The Glasses

That Guy with the Glasses was a subsidiary organization of Channel Awesome primarily consisting of movie reviewers run by the Nostalgia Critic (Doug Walker) that is now defunct. The fans constantly ask TJ about it, even though he hasn't been associated with the organization for years. They do the same shit with DP's favorite anime.

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### Nostalgia Critic

*Main Article: Nostalgia Critic*

The Nostalgia Critic is arguably the most famous and most well received internet reviewers on YouTube and the internet as a whole. He is very popular and known for reviewing nostalgic movies he grew up watching. But he has recently run out of that content and now reviews all kinds of different movies and has broken his own rules. Doug Walker is the creator of That Guy with The Glasses and his Nostalgia Critic show initially started back in 2007. He actually tried to retire the show in 2012 but was brought back by popular demand in February of 2013.

He is one of TJ's favorite internet personalities and has mentioned him several times in Q&A videos and occasionally on his vlog channel, TJdoeslife. The NC once mentioned TJ in one of his reviews among his other fellow TGWTG reviewers. TJ has also expressed interest in directly working with Doug.
Drunken Peasants episode 100

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Capitalism

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**Capitalism** (unregulated) is the only economic system that has ever worked. It was invented by God and Jesus, in collaboration with Ronald Reagan and The Founding Fathers.

Satan often tries to undermine capitalism, but it never succeeds. Satanists want socialism implemented, which of course leads to the destruction of morality itself.

## In America

Capitalism is the American state religion and 90% of all Americans are evangelical capitalists who worship money. 100 dollar bills are placed upon altars where every CEO fuck prays five times towards the direction of Wall Street. Also, everyone prays to Geico to forgive them for their expenses because that Gecko died on a giant red-white-and-blue cross for us.

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Bullshit Police/Individual Episode Pages

For some time, the admins have been discussing making a page for each episode. Since pretty much all of us go to school and are on a scholastic schedule, we can probably do this over the summer. I figure that we can divide up the episodes evenly, and each person will rewatch and write the page for their assigned episodes. Let me know in the comments section about which episodes you'd like to take.

We could distribute the assignments in bunches of ten episodes.

I'll take the 20s (episodes 20-29), the 40s (episodes 40-49), and the 80s (episodes 80-89). There should be about 120 or so episodes by  then, so we should each take 3 sets of 10.

1-2 No BS, 1-9 DP: FRA675

10-19:

20-29: Bullshit Police

30-39: The Fancy Nigger

40-49: Bullshit Police

80-89: Bullshit Police
Drunken Peasants episode 12

Ann Coulter and Susanne Atanus Are Both Crazy - Ex Drug Deal Speaks Out About Pan

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A Matter Of Faith

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**A Matter Of Faith** is a film with no understanding of the real world. This film is a creationist propaganda piece produced by Christiano Film Group and supported by Ken Ham and his creationist institutions that supports the teaching of biblical creationism over evolution in public schools. Like *God's Not Dead,* it takes place in college where an evil liberal teacher tries to brainwash kids, but with the evils of evolution instead of atheism. The films trailer alone has received harsh criticism from atheists like GirlDoesRant, Mr. Repzion, and the Drunken Peasants themselves. This film follows a very similar premise to *God's Not Dead,* almost as if it is a ripoff and a creationist ripoff nonetheless.

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## Trivia

* The film's director, Rich Christiano, also directed *Second Glance* - the movie where the "Hey Scotty" meme originated from.
* Because of the hatred for this movie it was played in churches instead of getting the planned theatrical release.
* Some of the movie's critics have been silenced by Christiano Film Group by DMCA even though it has been labeled as fair use. The official YouTube trailer for this movie's comments have been disabled as well.
* Christiano Film Group has also DMCAed people who use the Hey Scotty meme like the Drunken Peasants.
Ahmed Mohamed

**Ahmed Mohamed***,* also known as **Ahmita Sarkeesian**, is a liberal tool used to prove islamaphobia in America. He gained massive attention from the regressive left when he felt like bringing a bomb-like clock to school and then immediately pulled out the religious persecution card when the teachers got suspicious.

After getting invited to the White House, meeting the president, visiting google, meeting Mark Zuckerberg, and getting a scholarship to Qatar University he still wasn't fully satisfied with taking advantages of regressive liberal's white guilt. He attempted to sue the school district for $15 million, because the education of a fuck ton of kids within the school district is less important than a poor Muslim.

Even after all the fucked up shit he did the public eye still sees him as a hero for Social Justice.

## Trivia

* TJ once supported him, but following the announcement that a lawsuit was filed against the school district, he lost all sympathy for him.
* He has meet with the president of Sudan, who has orchestrated genocide, committed several war crimes, and has stolen over $9 billion in oil money. But those are clearly lies told by Islamaphobic conservatives.

## Gallery

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Bobby Jindal

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**Bobby Jindal** is a Kenyanist thug who pretends to be a good old Christian American, but we all know he's a Muslim. His birth certificate says that he was born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. In reality, he is from the Pakistan and works with ISIS. Somehow, he managed to convince all the good clean Christian Americans in Louisiana this is not the case.

## Sex Life

TJ and Bobby have had sex many times. TJ hates to admit it, however, due to his prejudice against Indians.

## Agenda

Bobby frequently states that he wants a theocracy and only "traditional marriage", but we all know he is part of the Illuminati ISIS Kenyanist Boko Haram homosexual army/cult.

He is also a secretly a liberal and has contracted ISISbola.

 File:Bobby Jindal Is Insane
BeyondPhere

**BeyondPhere** is an artist and patreon guest of the Drunken Peasants podcast, she's most well known for drawing girls with gigantic breasts. She appeared on the show several times.

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Drunken Peasants episode 11

Bra That Only Unhooks For Love - S E Cupp Is Stupid - And More

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Anderson Cooper

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Abandon Hope

"Abandon Hope" (also known as the "The TJ Show" as nicknamed by the DP fans), is the specialsibling of the Drunken Peasants Podcast. It's normally 50-60 minutes long, and is hosted on The Amazing Athiest channel. Coming live from the frigid armpit of TJ, the TJ show with TJ and TJ brings you opinions of the news from a TJ perspective. The show was started without being discussed publicly, and It is not known if the show is done regularly. The show also features a "butt of the day", but it is unknown if it has been opproved by the Butt King himself. Becuase of the failed attempts to use clips to entice more casual viewers to watch the podcast, It is thought that the TJ Show is designed to be an adaptation or alternative to the podcast to draw in a different demographic of viewers.

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## Episodes

1. Bernie vs. Hillary on Guns - 4 Avatar Sequels?! - Texting In Theaters - & More
2. Everyone is Dead or Everyone is Stupid - Hillary Sucks - Abandon Hope!
Bill Maher

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"*Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.*"
―Bill Maher's take on religion.**Bill Maher** is an American comedian that is best known as the host of *Real Time with Bill Maher*. He usually has agreeable views (agreeable to us), but unfortunately he is a supporter of PETA and is an anti-vaxxer.

Some SJWs accused Maher of being racist for saying some prick from Girls Aloud looks like the Boston Bomber...Even though Bill never mentioned race...#RacismasNTajakeHURRDURR

TJ once defended Bill when Opie and Anthony berated him for his views on gun control.

## The Bill Maher Sound Clip

"*Fuck you, Bill Maher!*

*Fuck you! Bill Maher!*

*FACK YOU!*

*Fuck ya mother in her fuckin' asshole!*

*Go fuck yourself!*

*THAT CUNT IS A DOUCHEBAG AND I FUCKING HATE HIM!*

*HE GETS ON HIS DUMB-FUCK SHOW AND TALKS SHIT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!"*

## Gallery

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Denver, Colorado

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**Denver** is a southwestern American city located in the state of Colorado. Pan smoking is forced on everyone in the city and surrounding metropolitan areas, including babies and animals, much like in seventh circle of Hell.

## Residents of Denver

* Dusty Smith
* Satan
* Denver the Last Dinosaur

## Trivia

* Dusty Smith moved to Denver to escape the retarded conservative atmosphere of Mississippi (Missishitty).
* It is also home to Denver, the last dinosaur. Our friend and a whole lot more.
Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders is...

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DaveCreator

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**DaveCreator** is a YouTuber, visual artist and ~~possible~~ crazy person. He's best known for creating the Drunken Peasant video intros and uploading the Drunken Peasants' break music directly on YouTube. His drawings have sometimes been featured in Drunken Peasants fan art contests. DaveCreator also participated in the live chat before it was closed.

In early October 2015, he allegedly betrayed the Peasants, by sending them hateful messages. This forced DP to permanently pull his intro from the show saying "We obviously don't want to use an intro made by a guy who now hates us and our show." However, in the comments section of a video entitled "I'm Still Alive", he has claimed that the comments he made were the result of stress and personal issues that have nothing to do with hating TJ or DP. According to TJ, the reason why he was upset was due to jealousy of the success of the Drunken Peasants.

## Work

* DaveCreator makes pen drawings utilizing the hatching method.
* He's made music videos to accompany various tracks used by the Drunken Peasants.
* DaveCreator has also made a few animation videos, all of which depict bloody violence.

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Aron Ra

**Aron Nelson** is a well-known atheist Youtuber and the Texas state director of American Atheists, a highly capitalistic pyramid scheme. He is most known for his acclaimed 'Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism' YouTube series that thoroughly debunks creationism in strenuous detail while simultaneously giving history and science lessons on evolution. He is also a well-versed speaker, having done several secular conferences, and has an impressive voice.

He, as well as Ben and Livelife8072, is also a host of his own podcast called the **Ra-Men Podcast** that is essentially a discussion panel between Aron and an assortment of different associates of his.

He has appeared as a special guest several times on The Atheist Experience and twice as a guest on TheBibleReloaded. His channel mostly has janky science videos but he also uploads footage of him speaking at public conferences. He also famously debated Ray Cumfart. It should also be noted that Nelson appears to be a secret level 75 wizard.

It's all too bad that he had to be indoctrinated into the cult of Feminism, spouting long worn out phrases and creating false dichotomies in order to try and appease his inner guilt for being a man.

## On DP

He has been mentioned on occasion and it is alluded to that Aron doesn't like TJ. The whole thing was later explained on the Drunken TJ Podcast. When the Drunken Peasants decided to have Kent Hovind, fresh from prison, on the show, their fans asked Aron if he would like to debate Kent. He made a video response. This video was later featured in episode 139 where the Peasants discussed the bullshit Kent Hovind debate they plan to do.

## Trivia

* TJ made a video responding to Aron Ra after he said during a speech that if one doesn't identify as a feminists, they are sexist.
* He has done several guest appearances on The Atheist Experience.
* He is friends with Matt Dillahunty and Cristina Rad.
* He dislikes TJ for some silly reason.
* He perpetually looks tired.

## Gallery

Not A Feminist, Not A SexistTJ reaches out to Aron.Aron's PSA for all Conservative Christians out there.Debating Dr DunnoAron" pwns" the PeasantsHow Religion Harms EducationAron talks about religion and education.
## External Links

* YouTube
* Website
* Patreon
* Twitter
* Facebook
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CJ Pearson

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**CJ Pearson** is a black conservative kid who was known for criticizing Barack Obama for not calling radical Islam "radical Islam".

He since got away from the GOP and is not supporting Ted Cruz's campaign anymore because of the party's stance on race and gender. The final straw for him was of yet another shooting of a young black man in Chicago .

## On DP

Fox News kissed his ass after his Facebook was taken down by liberals (not because he admitted to being 12 years old and you have to be 13 to create a Facebook account).
Chris Christie

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Dave Rubin

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Anthony Fantano

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Antonin Scalia

**Antonin Scalia** was America's Supreme Court judge from 1986 to 2016. He was one of the reasons the Supreme Court is so broken and outdated. He fortunately died on February 12/13, 2016.  Though Scalia was widely assumed to have been a human, in reality he was the offspring of a large bullfrog and a particularly racist goblin.

## On DP

Antonin was mentioned several times throughout episode 205. Many shitty politicians said that Obama shouldn't do his job and replace him. The stated reason is that it is too late for Obama to pick someone (which is like saying a doctor shouldn't treat people on his or her last week on the job). The real reason why Republicans don't want a replacement right now is because they want a conservative replacement, and Obama would just go for another pussy liberal, which would give the democrats the majority in the court. This plan might backfire if America decides to feel the Bern, but until then, America has to accept that The Supreme Court may end in a tie, which would be a complication.

But anything to keep the dirty libtards out, right?
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Brian Young

"*Well, ultimately evolution would say that you're related to a banana.*"
—The only good thing Brian has ever uttered during the debate.
**Brian Young** is a creationist who appeared on episode 95 of the Drunken Peasants to debate Dr. JF Gariepy. He loves God more than he loves logic. He was pretty boring and made tired arguments, but he at least had the ability to take a joke.

## The Creationist Gets DP'ed

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A major impediment to the debate was Young's lack of understanding of physics and chemistry. Many of his arguments were similar to those of G Man. He pointed to flaws in radiometric dating, but JF pointed out that his flaws were accounted for in margins of error and isotope selection.

When asked about the Bible, he essentially admitted that rape and murder are justified if God is cool with it.

## Quotes

* *"Miller and Urey cheated by adding intelligence."*
* *"There is nothing good in me but* God*."* -Young while being fisted by God and Scoopy simultaneously

## Trivia

* Young lives in Nebraska.
* He is a former school principal and may have molested oodles of children. He was never a Catholic priest however, decreasing these odds significantly.
* Young used to "believe" in evolution, and then presumably suffered some sort of head injury before coming to the conclusions he currently defends.
* He claimed that nothing in science contradicts creationism.
Cedar Rapids: A Snapchat

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"*Painful awkward agony. Transcendentally bad. The worst 7 seconds of my life.*"
―TJ Kirk[src]**Cedar Rapids** is a piece of experimental art by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

## Summary

This piece opens with a several second shot of the Cedar River. This shot is bisected by a bottle of liquid. This represents the duality of nature towards man. It is a provider, giving life to humanity and every other species. However, it is also capable of great destruction. The liquid in the bottle is brown-orange, furthering this dual symbolism. Orange is a color associated with energy and flamboyance, while brown is associated with stability and comfort. The bridge and the concrete surface visible in this shot are representative of mankind's attempt to conquer nature. Man builds bridges to circumvent rivers and places concrete over grass.

The next shot features a dejected Hillary Clinton saying "I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids." She forces a smile, even though her tone divulges her true feelings. She is surrounded by modern fixtures: an apartment building with several dozen stories, an automobile, a street lamp. However, despite being in the presence of all of these things, she is unhappy.

What Mrs. Clinton is attempting to convey is that, through technological advancement, we have lost our connection with nature, thereby losing our humanity. She would have us attempt to rekindle this relationship by beginning to step away from this technology-oriented lifestyle.

## Reception

This work was met with universal acclaim from critics. Neil Genzlinger of the New York Times called it a "message that we all know to be true, yet refuse to acknowledge in our daily life."

'Cedar Rapids' currently holds a rating of 94% on Rotten Tomatoes and 91% on Metacritic.
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Democracy

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"*Fuck the will of the people, bitch.*"
―TJ's thoughts on Democracy[src]
**Democracy** is the farfetched idea that people should be able to vote on policies and such. Only insane communists could come up with such a thing. It holds Americans, among others, hostage with the ability to vote on things. Luckily, good clean Americans have fixed the incredibly flawed system by letting corporations and very wealthy people rule over it.

## On DP

The subject of democracy is an important part of political discussion, so it's obviously mentioned very many times on the show.

## Quotes on Democracy

* *"I don't really give a fuck about Democracy at all."* - TJ
Atheists Owned

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**Atheists Owned** is a masterpiece that was composed by G Man. The Drunken Peasants played it on the show on April 3, 2014 and were in awe. Along with "Why Be an Atheist" and "My Time Is Now", it was voted the best song ever by every rational person.

It is a rap tune, but it is best known for its vocal impressions of disc scratches, performed by G Man himself.

## Lyrics

*Hello everybody
I'm not feeling kinda sour
I'm still owning these atheists, I'm preaching to the choir!
I'm making their arguments look foolish with God's word
While all these so-called free thinkers feed you a bunch of turds
The scientific theories made up in Darwin's head
Are all these atheists dream while they're lying in their bed
All these atheists are sitting
Watching with a face of stone
We Christians have to work through for Satan, that's atheists owned!*

*Oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooooh! Oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooooh! (Atheists Owned!)Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooooh! 'Oh oh oh oh ooooooh!*

*So Christians are crazy for believing in God
While Dawkins and Hawkins are doing Satan's job
RedLine and Live Life work for Beelzebub
While Robin Dupre just wants to have his son
Strong atheists say there's no such thing as God
RedLine's a goofball just putting up a big facade
RedLine don't cry just get used to it kid
You're gonna keep getting owned by this evangelist
All atheists are sitting, watching, feeling all alone
We Christians have to work through Satan, that's atheists owned!'*

*Oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooooh! Oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooooh! (Atheists Owned!)Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooooh! Oh oh oh oh ooooooh!*

*Atheists say we have the burden of proof
I just say that's a bunch of number 2
So bionic dance, stop running from a fight
Matthew 4:19, he actually has it right!
Until someone can prove that God is not real
Atheists like RedLine tell me how torment feels
Atheists take this advice for the rest of your days
Read your bible, and do what it says!
Atheists owned!*

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