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James/Series

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## Cow Chop

Being one of the two main cast members of Cow Chop, James appears in almost every video and series uploaded to the channel.

## UberHaxorNova

James's channel is the largest channel out of any of the Cow Chop cast members, therefore having very many different gaming series on it, new and old.

There are still quite a few ongoing series on James's channel that have been uploaded to since the beginning of Cow Chop.

* Guts and Glory (2)
* Super Mario Maker (??)
* Animated Classics (63)
* Batman - Realm of Shadows (4)
* Grand Theft Auto 5 Moments (??)
* We Happy Few
* The Hat Random Gameplay (12)
* Joy of Creation Reborn (??)
* Bark Box (12)
* Fallout 4 (45)
* The Walking Dead
* 'Till I Rage - Dark Souls 3 (5)
* The Culling Highlights (8)
* Would You Rather

Some notable fan favorite series and oldies before the beginning of Cow Chop include Happy Wheels, Amiibo Challenge, Garry's Mod, The Evil Within, Minecraft: Asgard ect.

-UberHaxorNova

## NovaPipeBomb

For a while James also operated a second channel which he would use to upload wresting game videos, however, since December of 2014 he has not uploaded any videos to the channel.

-NovaPipeBomb
Dex/Trivia

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## YouTube

* He goes by his real name rather than a YouTube moniker such as "Nova" for James
* One joke is that he has a banana fetish. This is used as a running gag in various live action videos.
* Dex left the Creatures in bad terms on April 20, 2016.
	+ His explanation video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnmepk2Tv-k

## Personal Life

* It was mentioned once that he had bladder problems.
* He has referenced that he has/had a girlfriend.
* He has mentioned having a twin brother.
* Dex's Zodiac Sign is an Aries.
* Dex's favorite color is yellow.
* According to this video, he admits that he celebrates Hanukah instead of Christmas for which suggests that he is of Jewish inheritance like Joe.
RT/Sponsors

Cow Chop gets help with some of their "annoying" business work from Rooster Teeth's advertising department. Mainly this falls under Cow Chop obtaining sponsorships from their videos. With this in mind, it would not be uncommon for Cow Chop and Rooster Teeth to share sponsors.

## Shared Sponsors

* **Dollar Shave Club** - The grooming products company, Dollar Shave Club, has become notorious in the RT community as one of their biggest sponsors, mostly appearing in podcasts. They are also the (currently) only shared sponsor between RT and Cow Chop. The Dollar Shave Club sponsorship has appeared in numerous Cow Chop videos to date. They are mostly in the form of small, entertaining skits.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

*"Mario Kart Go!!!"*
―*Trevor and Joe*

**Mario Kart 8 Deluxe**is a series where James, Aleks, Trevor and Joe battle on teams, with CPU or online with each other or against others.

## Episodes

 2
 3
 4

## Trivia

* *This series is the second Mario related series on the channel.*
* *During episode 2 Joe stated that he remembered the map "Baby Park". Joe was referring to the time him and James' raced on the map when playing Mario Kart Double Dash years back.*

## Quotes

* ***"Mario Kart Go!!!"** - Trevor and Joe*
* ***"You see that fucking Mercedes go!!"** - James*

## Translations

***At the bottom of the description in these Cow Chop video there is a phrase, each in a different language that is sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.***

**TEAM POSI VIBES ONLY| Episode 1**

1. **Spanish → English** - *"Trevor's jacket features tropical plants and requires good rainfall or a decent irrigation or irrigation system to irrigate. These jackets often need fertilizer and heavy mulching."*

**MERCEDES FOR THE WIN | Episode 2**

1. **Nepali → English** - *"The map was your favorite? I liked wario stadium, but also really like dohlphin Shoals map. We need to play more maps"*

**YOU'RE UNDER ARREST | Episode 3**

1. **Maltese → English** - *"I can not wait to race you bro. What kind of car do you have? I made a gigantic mobile crunchy Cheerios and fruit loops. The problem is I eat my car before I finish the race. God Damn my life."*

**THE FINAL CUP | Episode 4**

1. **Latvian → English** - *"Let's race! Let's see what's going to kick some ass. Who do you think is going to win? I do not care who even wins. I just want to race and go quickly."*
Dinkilinkulus

**Dinkilinkulus**is a character played by Trevor, he's a disabled circus clown who made his debut and only appearance in STEVEN SUPTIC VS THE MOUSE TRAP BOUNCE CASTLE.

## History

Dinkilinkulus first appears along with the Circus Owner, he sprays Steven Suptic with string while the Circus Owner introduces him to Steven. While in the Bouncy Castle, Dinkilinkulus gives Steven a balloon, at the same time Steven realizes he has a blind fold with him and lets go of the balloon. This enrages Dinkilinkulus prompting him to scream "No" and chase after the balloon, but he is unable to retrieve it. Dinkilinkulus then tazes Steven and his cameraman while Steven is getting out of the Bouncy Castle.

Once Steven gets his prize he starts running away and Dinkilinkulus attempts to chase him in his wheelchair but is stopped by the Circus Owner, who says that they would get sued if he chases Steven. Dinkilinkulus stays in place and screams at Steven to come back and that he had wasted his balloons. Steven eventually comes back and goes back into the Bouncy Castle just to have fun. While Steven is entering it Dinkilinkulus comes up behind him and hits him with a emoji plushie. The Circus Owner then takes Dinkilinkulus away and pushes him into a table, making him fall to the ground from his wheelchair. Dinkilinkulus then starts screaming but is quickly shut up by  a Spanish man, who holds him on chokehold until he stops screaming and possibly faints.
Cow Chop Wiki:Main Rules

The **main rules** are global rules across the Cow Chop Wiki that all users must abide by. Please take note that these are always *subject to change*.

If you have any questions, please contact one of the staff members.

## General Rules

* No vandalism.
* No trolling.
* No threatening other members.
* No spamming
* Do not take part or promote drama.
* Please respect the privacy of current and former Cow Chop members, posting private information that the members do not want to be public will result in a permanent ban.
	+ This also applies to the users on this wiki.

If there is an obvious rule not listed here, it does not mean you can break it.

## General Guidelines

* Posting false or redundant information continuously will result in an editing suspension.
	+ If you see this occurring, please attempt to fix it. If you cannot, contact an administrator.
* Avoid creating unnecessary pages.
* Keep in mind that although the community's votes will be accounted for in certain things, the admins' have a collective, overriding vote if needed.
* Running gags need to be marked with **( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)** so they are not mistaken for facts.
	+ *Example: "Brett is 43 and is Aleks' father ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"* is marked because it is not fact.

* Please refer to the Creatures by their actual name. Don't say "that group" or anything similar.
Characters

Throughout Cow Chop's videos many characters have been created, this is a list of them.

### James

* Black Wizard
* Baby
* Charles Whirlpool
* Circus Owner
* Donatello
* Iron Man
* The Silver Dollar Chef
* The Administrator

### Aleks

* Captain America
* Chuck
* Daddy
* Leonardo
* Pokémon Aleks
* Stoner Aleks
* Emo Aleks
* Russian Aleks
* Cop Aleks
* Marshall Aleks
* The Administrator

### Joe

* Donald Trump
* The Administrator

### In-animate Objects

* Bill
* Little Tommy (CPR Baby)
* Richard
* Trash Bin
* Walter
Shadow of the Colossus

**Shadow of the Colossus** is a series where Aleks and Trevor play the 2018 edition of Shadow of the Colossus, with Aleks commentating while Trevor plays. This series is in fact part of a bigger series titled Whoa That's a Let's Play! a name they came up with in episode three.

## Episodes

 2
 3
 4
 5

## Quotes

* "***This is gonna be a really bad playthrough, this is gonna be a bad series.***" - *Aleks*
* ***"Did you know that*** ***being a Let's Player is more braver than being a marine."*** - *Trevor*
* ***"Dude so what do you think of Susan Wojcicki's tits?"*** - *Aleks*
* ***"No one look at my fingerprint, they can copy it nowadays, using Bitcoin and shit."*** - *Aleks*
* ***Whoa, it's a Let's Play!*** - *Aleks and Trevor in unison*
* ***Wow, that's a Let's Play!*** - *Aleks and Trevor in unison*
* ***Whoa that's a Let's Play!*** - *Aleks and Trevor in unison*

## Trivia

* This is the series that Trevor mentioned on Twitter, where he called it a "great send off for [him].
* It's entirely possible that either/both Trevor and Aleks were high while playing this.
* Matt makes a brief appearance in an episode.

## Translations

***At the bottom of the description in each Cow Chop video there are two phrases (sometimes one), both in a different language that are sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.***

***NOTE:* Most of these are meant to not make any sense.**

**SHADOWS FROM THE CREEKS | Episode 1**

1. **Bulgarian → English** - *"Historically, there are four oceans: the Atlantic, the Pacific, the Indian, and the Arctic. However, most countries - including the United States - already recognize the South (Antarctica) for the fifth ocean. The* Pacific, the Atlantic and the Indian world are known as the three great ones*"*

**PERSONAL STORIES | Episode 2**

1. **Danish → English** - *"a chemical formula that indicates types of atoms and the number of each species in a molecule of a compound. The molecular formula does not tell how the atoms in a connection are arranged. molecular formula. A chemical formula that shows the number and types of atoms in a molecule.*

**HEY DON'T GO IN MY SWAMP | Episode 3**

1. **Hungarian → English** - *"Most mammal skeletons reach certain dimensions and stop growing. Many animals, including some mammals, are constantly growing in their lives. For example, a kangaroo grows and grows until they die. Most fish, amphibians, lizards and snakes are also unspecified growers.*"

**WHOA, IT'S A LET'S PLAY | Episode 4**

1. **Malayalam → English** - *"(1928, 1948 Summer Olympics), London (1908, 1948, 2012 Olympic Olympic), St. Moritz (1928, 1948 Winter Olympics), Lake Plassey (1932, 1980 Winter Olympics) , Los Angeles (1932, 1984 Summer Olympics)*"

**JIMMY BEATS WORLD | Episode 5**

1. **Macedonian → English** - *"The Grand Canyon is 277 miles (446 km) long.*

At its widest point, the Grand Canyon extends 18 miles (29 km).*"*
Charles Whirlpool

**Charles Whirlpool** is a character played by James, he is a divorced father of one. He's an ex-mafia member living in LeBronx and made his debut in MAFIA. His son, who is still affiliated with the mafia, is gay. Charles is an ally to the lgbtq community. This is why Charles was so mad about Harris fucking his daughter; he wanted two gay kids. Yes, this is canon. He is the sworn enemy of Harris McMillan, who stole his wife and wishes to buy his land. Charles appears to be a vocal racist as well.

He is from Michigan, was castrated some time during his life in the mafia and dis-owned by his family before moving to Los Santos to make a new start
Lindsey

**Lindsey** "**Linzbot\_**" **Washburn** was an editor and camerawoman for Cow Chop. She was hired around April 2017 when the crew moved to LA and became a recurring member on regular uploaded videos.

## History

Lindsey first appeared in the *"Bleach Boys Disaster"* as the one to dye Trevor and Aleks' hair. She subsequently edited and filmed many and various Cow Chop videos on the channel. Lindsey mainly appeared in Behind the Cow Chop videos but sometimes appeared in gameplays such as Overwatch and SnipperClips, as well as Live Action videos.

Since James' departure from Cow Chop, Lindsey started to appear more regularly, mainly on Food Lab & Test Kitchen.

## Leaving Cow Chop

Lindsey officially left Cow Chop on the 30th of October, 2019.

## Trivia

* Lindsey worked on Machinima Realm with Brett in 2012
* Lindsey, according to Aleks in CCTV #9, used to work for the YouTube Gaming Content Creator: **Seananners**.
* Brett and Lindsey have been friends for over 6 years, with Lindsey calling him her "twin snake & long time best pal."
* Lindsey has her own YouTube channel but hasn't uploaded in over a year.
* Outside of Cow Chop, Lindsey is a streamer and photographer.
* Lindsey is currently the only female member of Cow Chop.
* Because Lindsey's desk is much taller than everyone else's, James has called her the "overseer".
* James stated that the fans don't really know her because Brett didn't do his job and introduce her.
* She has her own website where she posts her graphic designs and photography. (Down)
* Lindsey streams on her Twitch page every few months.

## Gallery

Old Twitter profile picSunglasses selfieCow Chop selfieLindsey with Slyfox in 2013Lindsey with Cupquake and Chimneyswift11 2012When Snow gets into your eye
Donald Trump

**Donald Trump** is a character played by Joe. He is the current President of the United States. He made his debut and only appearance in DONALD TRUMP HOSTAGE RESCUE.

## History

Trump first appears in *DONALD TRUMP HOSTAGE RESCUE*, where he has been kidnapped by Terrorists and is being held hostage. An unknown organization sends Aleks to save Donald Trump which he succeeds to do. After finding Trump handcuffed in a closet Aleks makes his way to the door when suddenly he gets shot by James. Aleks dies out in the front door while James enters the house and tells Trump about an idea he has about Hotels. James escorts Trump out of the house and into the night.
LA Office

Still taken from Cow Chop Goes West

Street view of the LA Office

The **LA Office** is the fifth and current location of Cow Chop, revealed in the video "Good-Bye Barn". On March 19th, 2019, it was announced on CCTV that Cow Chop would stay on their contract for the office after the resignation of James, and remain until the end of the year there until the channel's eventual closure this December.

About
The office space is located in Los Angeles, California. One of James and Aleks' main motives for moving to LA was the expansive abilities to do collaborations and simply more of what they wanted to do. Another was that Brett lives in Los Angeles and because it was a liability for Brett to travel from Los Angeles, CA to Littleton, CO just to be a part of a Cow Chop video (Also since a majority of their partners with Rooster Teeth , such as Funhaus and Steven Suptic, live in the area as well. They also considered moving there due to multiple other YouTubers living in the same city for a possibility of collaboration).

(Disclaimer: The Cow Chop Crew requests respect to their new facility. With that being said, any persons wrongfully abusing the information of the location of the new Cow Chop Office will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.)

To see the tour of the office watch: OFFICIAL OFFICE TOUR

## Trivia

* The "Covv Chop" text featured in the Cow Chop Goes West video was added in post.
* The large space is actually a warehouse but the crew refers to it as an office.
* According to Steven Suptic, the office is in a lower class neighborhood.
* As a joke, Aleks said they are renting the office for $20,000/day.
* In the "***WE WON'T SURVIVE THE WINTER • Farming Simulator Gameplay***" video, Aleks' dog Mishka is the first-time on camera appearance of the pets at the new Office (Unlike how they were not at The Barn , but always running around the former Cow Chop House).
* In "***SALT SHOTGUN AND FIERY SURPRISES***", Aleks managed to set an actual fire on the set which required everyone in the Office to take out the flames.
* In "***EXTREME OFFICE MAKEOVER***", the group modified Brett's Office (While he was on a trip) by adding multiple reference and callouts to the places Brett traveled too. Such details included "Authentic" Chinese and Australian propaganda, as well as removing his doors so that they have access to the room. Though James didn't want to be involved with the plan (Since he didn't want to be beaten up by Brett), he said that they should have a callback to their roots to ***Machinima*** (The YouTube social video-game videomaking conglomerate).
* There is a hint and/or joke that the group will move out of the LA Office into a house that they will completely demolish.
Garrett

**Garrett Westley Thomas** was a final Cow Chop member, working as a director, editor and on-screen personality. It is believed he joined Cow Chop sometime during the second quarter of 2019. He was also a frequent camera-person and on-screen personality for OFFCANNY until his departure at the beginning of 2021. He remains an on-screen personality for Muscle Party.

## History

Before joining Cow Chop, Garrett streamed on Twitch. Starting as an intern, Garett worked as a cameraman, later becoming an onscreen personality. Much like Alec, he joined Cow Chop as a full-time member once his intership ended. During the Hot Boys Stream Garrett said he was a model.
Joffrey

**Joffrey** is a man from an unspecified folklore renowned for going on a "crusade" by himself.

## History

Upon completing his objective and returning to his people, he was banished to hell for taking on the task by himself without any assistance. Once banished to hell, the devil inside of Joffrey broke him apart into pieces that scattered throughout the world. Now, each Ember flame that burns inside is a piece of Joffrey, and consuming the Ember is considered communion.

It is also rumoured that every boss in Dark Souls is a descendant of Joffrey, and that they were made from the holy stone of Joffrey's insides.

## Trivia

* It is said that Kmart Kid once walked through the backyard of Joffrey.
* Joffrey was once put in jail, where he then had to do community work by planting trees in his yard for charity.
Dex/Series

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## Cow Chop

Because of Dex being just a guest he doesn't have a series that he stars in consistently although Dex has appeared in a few videos such as AMAZING MINECRAFT PC BUILD, HUMAN MAIL CHALLENGE GONE WRONG • WRONG SIDE OF YOUTUBE and quite a few more.

## Dexter Manning

Dex has his own YouTube channel where he uploads songs, gameplay, stream highlights, and a lot more. He was also in Sanity Not Included and contributed in many other channels.

- Dexter Manning
Iron Man

*"I just want you to register!"*
―*Iron Man*

**Iron Man** is a character played by James, he is a superhero who is supportive of the registration act and made his debut appearance in POWERS ACTIVATED • Captain America Civil War.

## History

Iron Man first appears in the second skit of the Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2/Captain America: Super Soldier Gameplay video. He is asking Captain America if he is going to register, Captain America then asks him what he is going to register for and before Iron Man can say anything he runs away. Iron Man then chases Captain America and finds him with a dog hound and a dog hound head, Iron Man throws a piece of snow at Captain America who in return throws the dog hound head at Iron Man. Iron Man then throws the rest of the snow and starts crawling away. Captain America follows Iron Man and starts hitting him with a shield before the clip cuts out.

Iron Man is then seen in the third skit where he finds Captain America in a closet. He then hits Captain America with an umbrella multiple times before running out the backyard. Captain America chases him and scoops up snow with a dog hound and throws it at him. He does this multiple times before running into a fence and falling and hurting his back on some tree branches.

Iron Man's second and last appearance is in IRON MAN VS CAPTAIN AMERICA, where he bumps into Captain America in a Super Market. Iron Man asks Captain America if he is going to register, which Captain America responds that he is going to think of it. Captain America then quickly leaves, but Iron Man is not done with him. He catches Captain America outside putting his groceries in his car trunk, Iron Man once again asks him if he is going to register, Captain America again says that he is going to think about it and this angers Iron Man. He calls Captain America a piece of shit and steals his eggs and leaves.

Iron Man later encounters Captain America at a gas station, and shows him the superhero registration documents and leaves. He stalks Captain America to his house and enters through the garage while his back is turned, Iron Man for the final time asks him if he is going to register but Captain America says no. A fight ensues and Iron Man throws the stolen eggs at Captain America, Captain America then sprays Iron Man's face with dog deodorant making him fall to the ground in pain. He picks up Iron Man, punches him twice, and throws him at some cardboard boxes that where nearby. Iron Man then tells Iron Man that he is going to die soon due to an illness, after finding out about this Captain America decides to sign the document. After signing it he throws it at Iron Man and leaves the garage, Iron Man takes the documents and struggles to open the door, after opening it he crawls away.
Baby

*"I die daddy, I die."*
―*Baby*

**Baby** is a character played by James. He is the son of Daddy and made his debut and only appearance in BAD PARENTING • Who's Your Daddy.

## History

Baby first appears in the opening skit of the Who's Your Daddy Gameplay video, he is sucking on a pacifier and playing with his toys when suddenly he pulls out a gun and puts it on his head. He keeps telling Daddy that he is going to die until Daddy gives Baby money, which Baby takes and gives the gun to him.

Baby is later seen trying to drink Coconut Water Hand Soap, which he gives up on and gives the bottle to Daddy and runs away from him. He is last seen trying to hang himself with a noose, Daddy is yelling at him to not do it but Baby still jumps. Luckily for Daddy the noose breaks and Baby falls to the ground and starts calling for Daddy, with no response.
Guinness World Records

**Guinness World Records** is a series where members of Cow Chop try to beat world records from Guinness World Records.

## Episodes

 2
 3

## Quotes

* ***That's right! We beat 14 year old kids here, all fucking day dude, step up!*** - Aleks

## Records

These are the world records that Cow Chop has broken/tried to break.

* Most walnuts crushed by hand in one minute World Record: 251 / Not Broken
* Most walnuts cracked against the head in one minute World Record: 181/ Not Broken
* Fastest time to eat an ordinary sized tomato. World Record: 6.37 seconds / Not Broken
* Most mini tomatoes fit in mouth World Record: 76 / Not Broken
* Fastest time to eat a raw onion World Record: 29.56 seconds / Not Broken

## Translations

***At the bottom of the description in each Cow Chop video there are two phrases (sometimes one), both in a different language that are sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.***

***NOTE:* Most of these are meant to not make any sense.**

**BUSTING NUTS | Episode 1**

1. **Arabic → English** - *"This video was fun to edit. I do not say that often.*"

**FASTEST RAW ONION EATING | Episode 2**

1. **Spanish → English** - *"Did you know that the first text message was sent in 1992? The last text message I received was from my mother, informing me that my father had died. I missed it because I was editing this video. I welcome death with open arms. Please take me out of this endless hell called existence.*"

**BLINDFOLDED BASKETBALL | Episode 3**

1. **Spanish → English** - "*Of all places, at any point in time, in the cosmos to be in, I just had to be here, huh? This blows. Oh, the fun fact: you can legally drive at age 14 in South Dakota! Woohoo!*"
Joe

* Bio
* Series
* Quotes

## Gallery

Taking a selfie.Snowing outside in Colorado.Always smiling.Good guy Joe.Joe with his familyJoe's face, revealed, in the Naked and Afraid parody.Joe's early appearance in a streamIntern Joe with a copy of Far CryEvolved JoeJoe with his chicken head on.He's happyStick Up JoeJoe taking a selfie with James, Aleks, and Aron while they are on the plane heading to PAX West 2016.Joe before he went Bald during THE ROCK DIET CHALLENGE Video.Losing equals going bald.Joe posing for the Cow Chop Holiday Merch.Young Student Joe.Even younger photo of Joe.Joe Saying Confusing StatementsPrincess JoePrincess Joe Shaving Her Hair After being harassedJoe ConfusedJoelfer Appreciating What this Broke-Ass Santrev could affordLucky Charms LeprechaunLubed and primal tenderJoe and Big Girl Ein
James

* Bio
* Trivia
* Quotes

## Gallery

YouTube JamesTwitch JamesTwitch Intermission Banner JamesTwitter JamesFacebook JamesVine JamesSteam JamesOld Banner JamesFormer Avatar JamesLike his *former avatar* JamesPhilosophical JamesPink JamesShort-Hair JamesBetween 2 Ferns JamesPewDieJamesCrazy JamesTaco JamesAnimated Old JamesCringed JamesGrin JamesWet JamesShark Hat JamesDerp JamesCreature and Achievement Hunter RT JamesScared JamesChewy JamesOld Sweater Glasses JamesSeattle JamesNeck JamesSmiley JamesGrubby JamesGrumpy JamesRussian Mail-Order Bride JamesHoodie JamesFinger JamesOld Twitter Pic JamesFrench JamesGangster JamesHAPPY JAMESRelaxed JamesPumpkin JamesTable Smash JamesClown James*Anime* James*Sexy* JamesHappy Happy JamesStern JamesAnti-Brit JamesJameshi JamesDJ JamesOh myyyy JamesOuuuuuuu Face Jamestryin to touch tha big fat pussy JamesWestern JamesBASS-BOOSTED JamesLA Prostitute JamesSucking D\*ck for A$$ James*Annoyed* James*Bleached* Eye JamesNovapolitan JamesSquiggly JamesSneaky JamesYouTube Banner JamesDaddy JamesBaby JamesYou know James had to do it to emMuscular James
Ein

**Ein** is James' dog that he got after moving into the second Creature House. She is a female purebred Pembroke Welsh Corgi. As of 2018, Ein lives with James in his home and has has been featured in several videos, including James's update videos and his Bark Box series. James also brung Ein to work, where she was seen in several Cow Chop videos playing with Aleks' dog Mishka. After the L.A. warehouse move, Ein and Mishka would rarely be seen in videos, but with James' departure from the channel, Ein would not be featured in future Cow Chop videos.

## History

James made a video featuring Ein where he attempted to teach her to climb stairs, at which she failed at by trying to go back down. She is a fun-loving pup who enjoys a lot of the cat's toys and the cat bed. Ein has been featured in all of James' Bark Box videos. In early 2018 Ein was diagnosed with diabetes.

## Trivia

* She is named after the Welsh Corgi "Ein" from the classic anime "***Cowboy Bebop***".
* Ein is sometimes called a "***Loaf of Bread***" due to her bodyshape resembling a bread loaf.
* Ein currently lives in James' house.
* ***Geoff Ramsey***, from ***Rooster Teeth*** (And friend to Cow Chop), unknowingly made fun of the naming of James' dog. This was due to him saying that anyone who owns a Corgi always names them "Ein" (In reference to "***Cowboy Bebop***"). Quote as follows: "***If you get a Corgi, you should name it Ein and be like every a\*\*hole in the world who names it Ein***" **(*Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 263 - Sky Factory Part 5*, 35:30 Timestamp)**.

## Gallery

Happy as can be!Recording lines. Hail Satan!As vicious as a flower :DA closeup :DJames celebrating Ein's 4th birthday
Timmy

**Timmy** is a major character and the deuteragonist of *Parkside Prison*.

## Overview

Timmy is Katie's boyfriend and the best friend of Jay. He lives with his mother in Parkside City.

## Physical appearance

He is a Caucasian male with short brown hair, and blue eyes. He usually wears a white shirt, a yellow jacket with blue dots, black trousers, and blue shoes. His prison outfit consists of an orange T-shirt and orange trousers.

## Personality

Timmy is good-hearted, but is also lazy, a bit careless and he often talks nonsense. He is mostly in a good mood and is obsessed with twerking, which often annoyes his friends and yet his girlfriend loves it. His passion is wrestling, he thinks of himself as a tough and unbeatable wrestler. He can also be very sensitive, as he becomes very depressed after the death of his girlfriend, showing emotion and sadness.

## Appearances

### Season 1

He appears in every episode of season 1 except "JAY GETS ARRESTED!?".

### Season 2

* 1 - "BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL!"
* 2 - "MOOSE MILK!?"
* 3 - "STALKER SENPAI!?"
* 4 - "SHES INSANE!"
* 5 - "THE BIG DATE!"
* 6 - "SAVING GARY!?"
* 7 - "BACK TO PRISON!?"
* 11 - "POISONED!?"
* 12 - "A MURDER!?" (*NPC*)
* 13 - "GARY IS GONE!?"
* 14 - "KAYLA KILLS!?"
* 15 - "ANOTHER DEATH!?"
* 16 - "A FUNERAL!?"
* 18 - "EXECUTION!?"
* 19 - "PRISON RIOT!"
* 20 - "THE FINALE!"

### Season 6

* 2 - "SLUMBER PARTY!?"
* 3 - "THERE IS A GHOST!"
* 4 - "BETH SLEEPS IN MY BED!"
* 5 - "TIMMY DIES IN CLASS!?"
* 6 - "TEACHER GIVES US DETENTION!?"
* 7 - "COLE HAS A CRUSH!" (*no lines*)
* 8 - "JAY vs BETH IN SKYWARS!?"
* 10 - "HE SEEN HER NAKED!?"
* 11 - "ASKING GIRLS OUT TO PROM!"
* 12 - "WHAT!? SHE SAID YES!"
* 13 - "SHE SEEN HIM NAKED!?"
* 15 - "INSANE PROFESSOR!"
* 16 - "LOVE TRIANGLE!?"
* 18 - "THIS WENT SO WRONG!"
* 23 - "BETH MAKES SABRE PEE HIMSELF!"
* 24 - "THUMPER RETURNS!"
* 25 - "TIMMY LEAVES PARKSIDE!?" (*no lines*)
* 26 - "HE'S STEALING HIS BRAIN!?"
* 27 - "THIS WENT SO WRONG! IT'S HUGE!"
* 28 - "TIMMY IS DEAD!?"
* 29 - "TAKING BETH TO PROM!"
* 30 - "PARKSIDE PROM NIGHT!"
* 31 - "EPIC BEACH PARTY!"
* 32 - "TRUTH OR DARE!"
* 33 - "THEY BROKE UP?!"
* 34 - "HOBO HANK'S SECRET!"
* 35 - "THE WARDEN KILLS JAY & TIMMY!?"
* 36 - "BUYING BETH AN ENGAGEMENT RING!?"
* 38 - "THE WARDEN'S SECRET!"
* 39 - "EVIL NETHER PORTAL TRAP!"
* 40 - "THE WARDEN GETS TIMMY!?"
* 41 - "BURNING DOWN HIS HOUSE!"
* 42 - "RON IS GONE!"
* 44 - "HE KILLED HANK THE HERO!?"
* 45 - "DESTROYING PARKSIDE!"
* 49 - "WE HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!" (*no lines*)
* 50 - "THE FINAL EPISODE!"

## Trivia

* Jay, Timmy, Beth and Katie are the only main characters to appear in season 5.
* In Parkside Chronicles, Timmy says his family are descendants from Scotland. It is also revealed that his sister, Ariya, taught him how to twerk.
Tony

**Tony** was a final member of Cow Chop. He worked as an editor and occasionally appeared in videos. It is believed he was hired as an editor during 2019.

## History

Very little is known about Tony other than he writes scripts, is a fan of filmography and lives in California. He's stated that Quentin Tarantino is his one of his favorite directors.

He occasionally apeared on camera, and is part of Skate Chop, a recurring gag subgroup consisting of Matt and Garrett.
Cow Chop: The Visual Novel

**Cow Chop: The Visual Novel *is a dating simulator video game created by Jela331***. This is a fantasy-reality game created solely for the purpose of virtually interacting as well as dating the cast of Cow Chop. James and Aleks have both had two separate playthroughs of this game and have uploaded it to their personal channels.

## Description

A dull morning as usual, but everything is about to change as you hear the new neighbors moving in. You find out that they're a YouTube group called "Cow Chop" and soon enough, a love story unravels with one of the members, but with who?

There are 18 endings in total, but most of them are bad endings.

Gallery of screenshots(contains minor spoilers): http://imgur.com/a/TAEFo

## Download

Link: http://www.mediafire.com/download/hty8idh5tb4sz08/Cow+Chop.rar

Feed back is much appreciated. Enjoy the game!

## Trivia

* *The main protagonist of the game was jokingly referred as **Anna** due to her being relatively new when this game came out. Fans made her the persona of the game because of that.*
* *James has a playthough of this game on his channel: UberHaxorNova*
* *Aleks has a playthrough of this game on his channel: ImmortalHD*
* *There are 18 different endings to the game.*
강지연

네, 거짓말이었어요.

단간론파 패러디 소설의 등장인물, 그리고 **초고교급 거짓말쟁이**

 체중
 발 사이즈
 혈액형
 생일

외모
--

긴 검은색의 생머리와 단정하게 자른 일자 앞머리, 살짝 위로 올라간 눈매에 금안. 약간 고양이를 연상시키는 외모이다. 머리 양 옆에 커다란 한 쌍의 하얀 리본을 달고 있으며, 전체적으로 약간 화려한 의상을 입고 있다. 참고로, **가슴이 크다.** 본인이 몇 컵인지는 밝히지 않았지만, 작은 사이즈는 절대로 아닌 것으로 보인다.

특징
--

한 마디로 말하자면, 도통 속마음을 알 수 없는 **포커 페이스.** 지연의 무표정은 그녀의 매력이라고도, 특징이라고도 할 수 있겠다. 다만 표정 변화가 아주 없는 것은 아니고, 가끔씩 가장 가까운 사이인 유민에게 웃는 표정이라던가 부루퉁한 표정을 드러내기도 한다.~~너무 가끔이라 문제지만~~

초고교급 거짓말쟁이답게 걷잡을 수 없는 성격을 가지고 있다.~~그 덕분에 윰니만 죽어라 고생~~ 다른 사람하고 어울리지 않지만, 그렇다고 내향적인 성격은 아니며 외향적인 성격도 아니다.

모노쿠마에 의해서 거짓말쟁이라는 것이 밝혀지기 전까지는 비교적 밝고 평범한 '초고교급 마술사'를 **연기**했으나, 자신의 정체가 까발려지자 그 날 부터 완전히 연기를 그만두고, 본인의 길을 걷게 된다.

참고로 양 쪽 눈의 시력이 2.0이상이다. 거기다가 체력도 상당히 좋은 편.

의외로 대식가. 특히 카레를 가장 좋아한다고 한다. 싫어하는 것은 사마귀.

## 작중행적

추가바람

과거
--

어렸을 적에, 아빠가 휘두른 술병 조각에 의해 엄마가 죽는 것을 두 눈으로 직접 목격했다. 그것으로 모자라서 아빠가 **집 바닥 깊숙한 곳**에 엄마의 사체를 묻는 것도 목격하였고, 아빠는 입막음을 목적으로 지연에게 잦은 구타와 학대를 저질렀다. 이미 망가져 가던 어린 마음을 산산조각 낸 것은 학교에서의 왕따였다. 동급생들은 지연을 **냄새가 난다**라는 이유로 마구 괴롭혔고, 선생님들도 그것을 알면서도 모른척하는 일상이 이어졌다. 괴롭힘이 절정에 이르렀을 때, 아이들은 억지로 지연에게 **살아 있는 사마귀**를 먹게 했다. 이 일이 지연에게는 계속해서 트라우마로 남아서, 몇 년이 흐른 지금도 사마귀를 싫어하는 이유가 되었다.

어느 날 지연은 집에 있던 깨진 거울을 들여다 보았고, 자신의 표정이 사라진 것을 깨달은 지연은 이것을 계기로 '거짓말로 살아가는 방법' 을 익히기 시작한다. 그 결과 소질이 있었던건지 고등학교에 입학하기 전까지는 사기를 치며 하루하루를 살아갔다. 지연에게 있어서 유일한 특기였던 것이 거짓말이지만, 고등학교에 입학해서 얼마 지나지 않아 모노쿠마에게 전부 다 까발려졌으니... 이하생략.

## 유민과의 관계

초반에는 유민과의 큰 접점은 별로 없었으나, 미유키와 진우의 죽음 이후로 둘의 사이는 급격하게 틀어지기 시작한다. 유민은 대놓고 불편한 기색을 드러냈으며, 지연은 아예 유민의 추리를 방해하기 위해 **증거를 조작, 거짓 진술을 하기에 이르렀다.**

이런 두 사람의 관계가 점차 회복되기 시작한 것은 어느정도 시간이 흐르고 나서, 개방된 식물원에서 우연하게 지연의 트라우마를 유민이 알게 된 이후부터였다.

지연의 과거를 들은 유민은 지연을 조금 다른 시선으로 바라 보기 시작했고, 유민의 태도 변화에 따라 자연스럽게 지연도 유민을 대하는 태도를 바꿔 나갔다. 최후반부에서는 둘이 서로에게 가진 악감정은 거의 다 해소 되었다고 보면 되겠다.

그것 뿐만이 아니라, 두 사람은 아예 교제를 하기 시작한다! 초반부의 쌀쌀한 공기밖에 흐르지 않던 두 사람의 관계를 생각해보면 대단한 일. 고백은 지연 쪽에서 했다. 지연이 말하길, **완전히 반해 버렸다**라고.

아무래도 앞으로의 전개를 보면, 두 사람은 결국 결혼에 골인하는 것 같다. 경사났네 경사났어.
Matt

**Matt** is a former Cow Chop employee who worked as an editor, cameraman and occasional on-screen personality.

## History

Matt first appeared in CRUMBS & WHISKERS CAT CAFE • CCTV #20 at 44:20. He went to university with Brett in Colorado, before working with Machinima. Matt and Brett have known each other since at least 2005 and lived together for a period of time before Cow Chop.

He rarely made appearances in videos on screen but is known to have done a lot of camerawork and behinds-the-scenes work. Matt primarily appeared in BTS videos but would occasionally appear in other videos, such as the cooking show.

## Leaving Cow Chop

On November 2nd, 2019, Matt posted a lengthy article on a Cow Chop fan page on Facebook that he had left, citing that he was upset about his lack of on-screen appearances and feeling like he wasn't being properly credited with a name card for his appearances.

## Trivia

* Matt worked on a show called "Mixtape" which failed, producing only a pilot.
* He was one of the 2 main people in the SkateChop skit, alongside Garrett.
* He has been skateboarding for a long time.
* Matt started working at Cow Chop on November 2nd, 2017 and left November 2nd, 2019, exactly two years after he began his job.
RT/History

**Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC**, commonly referred to as just **Rooster Teeth**, is an American production company located mainly in Austin, Texas as well as Los Angeles, California. Rooster Teeth was founded by Burnie Burns, Matt Hullum, Geoff Ramsey, Jason Saldaña, Gus Sorola, and Joel Heymanin in 2003.
Chief Justice IBM Watson

More of a hypothetical WTF?!, this article from Ozy entertains the notion of supercomputers replacing the Chief Justices of the Supreme Court someday in the future. Sean Braswell, the author of the article, explains:

> In many ways, a computer like Watson (IBM's supercomputer) — constrained by logic, uncontaminated by human experience and with immediate access to archives of legislative history, contractual terms and case law — makes for the ideal originalist or textualist.
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Fitbit

The Fitbit is a fitness tracking device that one wears on the wrist. The device measures such physical activity as steps taken, distance travelled, floors climbed, calories burned, and sleep patterns. It is a rechargeable device that wirelessly syncs to your smartphone to display data on the user's physical activity over a certain amount of time.

The accompanying image is from the Internet of Shit Twitter, an account which posts daily satirical content on the Internet of Things. More from the Internet of Shit Twitter can be found here.

## External Links

Check for more info about ankle pedometers.
The Beginning

## Origin Story

Before Cow Chop was even an idea, James and Aleks were a part of The Creatures, a YouTube channel that consisted of skits, movie reviews, games, and road trips. During their involvement in the group, James and Aleks — in their free time — constantly streamed together playing games or performing skits or other random activities. James and Aleks' incredible chemistry together was enjoyed by fans of them and The Creatures.

The first mention of James and Aleks putting a project together came from Creature Talk Ep. 151, where James mentioned that the picture on the television was for a *future project*. This brought about speculation among the community as to what they had planned.

During the same time, James tweeted out a cow emoji but did not reveal the reason behind doing so.

## The Split

Approximately 3 months later, not long before the new project was revealed, James gave a sneak preview of their project. In JAMES HUB 3.0, he held up a pillow without Aleks' permission that had a cow pattern printed on it. This was later shown to be one of the pillows to the Cow Chop Couch.

After their departure from The Creatures, James and Aleks finally revealed their project to the community through the video, appropriately titled "FIRST VIDEO", to their new channel. The videos released on the channel were filmed within the Creatures office as they were in the process of moving to a different location.
Joe/Quotes

**\*If you plan to add a quote of Joe's, you have to middle click the tab above, which in turn will redirect you to the Quote article. Then clicking the big red edit button will do the trick and allow you to any amount of quotes to your leisure**

* ***"I won't see it 'til I believe it" -** Live Action Adventures*
* ***" What do you call that thing like, like a neckerchief"** - Amazon Prime Time*
* ***"Trevor? I'm gonna fuck him up"** - WWE 2K17 Tournament*
* ***" I look like I'ma, I have a, like I'ma Jedi"** - Behind the Cow Chop*
* ***"You guys better be safe in New York cuz if anything happens it's just gonna be me, Aron and me left"** - Behind the Cow Chop*
* ***"AHH I CAN'T OPEN MY EYE! IT'S BURNING! I CAN'T OPEN MY EYE DUDE!"***
Art

This page is dedicated to the amazing artistic creations of Cow Chop fans.

Join the Milk Club poster made by reddit user SuperDreadnougGorillaz poster made by @dillgusAccount of Aleks poster made by reddit user SuperDreadnougSnipperClips Fan Art made by reddit user Mokka-QuillRoad to El Dorado fan art made by @Shuploc/u/Julie\_DamgaardPainting of James by reddit user u/Monzana21/@Monzana21Painting of Aleks by u/Monzana21 / Artstation AccountCuphead Boss Art made by reddit user u/NinjaMutt Cow Chop poster made by reddit user Julie\_DamgaardCow Chop Beer Logo made by reddit user SuperDreadnougStranger Things: Cow Chop poster made by reddit user SuperDreadnougCow Chop Anime drawing by @ShuplocAleks' VR Chat drawing made by @RyaiArtCuphead Boss Art made by reddit user u/NinjaMuttL.A. Noire James portrait made by reddit user u/Julie\_DamgaardCow Chop WWE Character Select Poster made by reddit user u/Mokka-QuillDrawing of Trevor made by @ShuplocDrawing of Jacob by @Ninja46464Drawing of Anna by @Ninja46464Whoa it's a Lets Play! Trevor made by ShuplocBy @AirYannyBy @AtomicRy
Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City

*"Ha ha ha! I have defeated her with the gong!"*
―*James*

**Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City**is a series consisting of James (providing even more lore) and Aleks taking turns playing the Dark Souls 3 DLC while Brett supervises.

## Episodes

 2
 3
 4
 5

## Trivia

* *The character K-Mart Kid was "accidentally" deleted on the move from The Barn to the LA Office. He was used in the Dark Souls 3 series.*
* *The character used in this series is actually Aleks' character: Immortality.*
* *Brett's previous roleplay character "Young Apprentice" returns to this series from a different timeline to provide aid to James and Aleks.*
* *Brett stated that the series is going to last for 4 episodes but it lasted for 5.*
* *James' gong has the ability to remove enemies within in the game. This is first seen when he removes Pyromancer Zoe from the game.*
* *Like the entire Dark Souls 3 game, Brett has played through the DLC of the game before it appeared on the channel.*

## Quotes

* ***"K-Mart Kid would stand no chance. I'm so thankful we accidentally deleted him"** - Brett*
* ***"I love treats! Yummy, yummy"***  - Aleks
* ***"Ha ha ha! I have defeated her with the gong!"** - James*
* ***"You're fucking greedy, dude. You're like the big brother that never gave shit up"** - James, to Aleks*
* ***"Noooooo! Gael, he's dead!!!"** - James*
* ***"I think I'm gonna go play Overwatch"** - Aleks*
* ***"I just want to go home"** - Aleks*
* ***"He wants the name of the game, and that's not a good sign."** - Brett*
* ***"I don't get greedy, I get scared"** - Aleks*

## Translations

**THE ALL POWERFUL GONG | Episode 1**

1. **Swedish** → **English** - *"Happiness is on our side during this genre. It's definitely good that the kmart kid was deleted or else it may have been twice as long. Immortality is an animal, so there is at least that."*
2. **Bulgarian** → **English** - *"The best way to defeat the desert, Pyromanance Zoe, is accidentally knocking it off the ledge."*

**THE LORE MASTER | Episode 2**

1. **Japanese → English** - *"An angel was crazy about the devil, and there were twins. One gained the power of the devil and the other gained the power of the angel. When one of the twins dies, the other becomes a prince but eventually both die. Because those horrible laser beams are very harmful, it is easier to kill the angels first."*
2. **Spanish → English** - *"We're doing it, guys. We got to the ring city. Who would have thought we could do it?"*

**FIERCE DRAGON HUNT | Episode 3**

1. **Kannada → English** - *"Add a fun multicultural joke here."*

**PVP SHOWDOWN | Episode 4**

1. **Swahili → English** - *"Four attempts in the spear of the church is not terrible. This is not Kmart Kid, but immortality is holding up his / her own. Good thing there are great helpers out there summon."*
2. **Croatian → English** - *"What about suicide? Do not! Cow Chop is here with another video. They're so funny, and you're gonna mess. There are more videos every day!"*

**END OF THE WORLD | Episode 5**

1. **Spanish → English** - *"Finally, there were no more dark souls left. Today is good today. Goodbye to the couch people of all the timelines."*
Jorel

**Jorel "The Keeper of Stan" Hill** was an unpaid Intern for Cow Chop before their move to Los Angeles. Jorel worked at Cow Chop for seven months.

## History

Not much is known about him other than him appearing in a few videos for a short period of time. After Cow Chop left The Barn, James allowed Jorel to take Stan, the fish, but not before Jorel confused everyone by taking selfies with the fish and even removing his shirt and sticking his arm inside. According to Asher, Jorel worked at Cow Chop for seven months, since the House era.

## Leaving Cow Chop

Once Cow Chop moved to Los Angeles, Jorel's internship ended. Jorel once in a while posted pictures of himself and Stan on Twitter and sometimes mentions Cow Chop. According to James in a CCTV, Jorel messaged James about wanting a job, possibly to return to Cow Chop.

## Trivia

* Jorel was mentioned in CCTV #14 by Aleks to Anna asking if they missed him. This is when they referred to Jorel as the ***"Keeper of Stan"*** (The goldfish James purchased for Aleks during an episode of Amazon Prime Time).
* Once in a while Jorel posted pictures of himself and Stan on Twitter before Stan's demise.
* Jorel still e-mails James about wanting a job to this day.

## Gallery

Jorel with StanCop buddiesJorel trying VR for the first timeJorel and Stan at the beachAnime Hair JorelHD JorelJorel eating a Switch for a video
Dex/Quotes

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* "F\*\*king hell"
* "F\*ck me \_\_\_" (ends with whatever relevant to the situation)
* "I'm de BEST"
* "Ok Dad."
* "Oh boy!"
* "What the f\*\*k?"
* "♩God save our gracious \_\_\_♩"  (part of the British national anthem, instead of saying Queen he would say something different).
* "Talk sh\*t get hit."
* "Bronzie" (League of Legends)
* "I don't give a f\*ck!"
* "By order of the Queen" (Red Dead Redemption)
* "You wot m8?"
* "Aleks don't you f\*\*king dare, don't you f\*\*king dare!"
* "♩*Sings the James Bond theme*♩"
* "I'm gonna change up my controls."
* "Hi \_\_\_, Have a nice life"
* "Loving life, to the max!"
* "Little goon head." *Alternately*
* "You goons"
* "Alright, here we go boys and girls"
* "Am I right lads, am I right lads?"
* "Lads and ladettes"
* "Smaaaaaash!" (Primarily used as the *Smashing Moments* series intro, as well as during fights)
* "...and *dookie*"
* "What is my life?!"
* ***"Did you set me on fire? I need a fire extinguisher, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!"***
* ***"Mate, she's got like a proper hairy bush though. Why didn't she shave before she did this?"***
* ***"Emotions? What are you a fucking woman? Choose the mission you slag"***
Aleks

* Bio
* Trivia
* Quotes

## Gallery

Ultimate FormSelfieAleks, James, and Kevin (in between Aleks and James) at Pax East 2013Aleks and JamesAleks getting some love from a fanCow Chop's "Marshall"Edgy af dudeAleks reminiscing about his long lost career ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Creamed AleksGiving a creepy staredownOctopus AleksSippy juiceRussian Aleks. Cyka Blyat Gopnik Slav. Much Cheeki. Very Breeki.Looking like a young pot dealerLizard smells the Vodka. Cyka.Career goals <3Happy before the *Spice.*..Emotional Piece.Posing outside for the Rooster Teeth Cow Chop Merch StoreRetarded CopleksSay *Cheese*!MarioleksKonfederate AleksDed Tissue AleksTrevor helping out a soon to be deporty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)LA ThoughtsWestern Spy caught on live footage.Giving Kylo a kiss.Aleks trying to be coolDoing dat gud shitAleks with is ex-girlfriend VindictiveBlonde AleksCurrent Twitter Profile PicAleks posing for merchAleks petting his cat on streamShovel AleksConfused AleksLeonardo Aleks2012 AleksStuck AleksPhoto of a Russian hoodlum attacking a disabled man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Jelly AleksNutty Aleks