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Das-ep4

Reunion, Ghostbusters and a Mixtape

## Summary

The Dave and Angus Show on SKATCAST returns with it's fourth installment.  On this episode, Dave and Angus are reunited after more than two years apart to continue the mission they started, to visit all 50 states and talk about stupid shit at home in their studio in Eastern Washington.  On this episode they also talk about a movie they saw together recently and their experience in the theater.  Then comes a very music ending to the show.  How do I explain this?  Fuck.  I don't think I can.  It's very musical and the themes are parenting, growing up, an inappropriate Yoda mask, porn and picking up the leavings of an army of dogs.

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Arby's Invasion

## Summary

This is the last Gunner Halifax that the Script Keeper made while working for Dan at Timesuck and before starting SKATCAST. It is dumb.

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Das-ep88

TED Talk 2 and Snow Plate Realm

## Summary

Before Dave and Angus left Montana, Angus took part in his second "TED Talk" at a convention mainly revolving about a man who had claimed to have been anally probed by aliens over 1,000 times. Angus's presentation reveals for the first time what only the crew of the Illumi-NAUGHTY Scum Fucker know. This shit is more of a realm shape. But there is so much more! Also, if you stick around after the TED Talk, Angus has a booth in the lobby area where he is playing three of his Ice Walls training videos on VHS! Angus also has a surprise or two.

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BoS: Chapter Two

## Summary

Dr. Shmogi makes his way to Earth for reasons that are convoluted and dumb. Re-writes and cast walk-outs plagued this production, but the show must go on.

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Dsf-ep6

Linda Hazzard

## Intro

SKATCAST presents The DIPSH\*T FILES #6 with Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper. True crime, oddities and other weird shit quantified.

## Summary

Linda Hazzard killed people in a very cruel way. So cruel that she is highest female serial killer we've ranked via the DIPSH\*T Meter, and she even out dipshits Josef Fritzl, Ed Gein and Ed Kemper, at least on our scale!

Because Hazzard is a relatively obscure serial killer in the True Crime genre, this one is a bit of a deeper dive. What a weird fucking story though! Linda Hazzard was truly a monster, and she acted out in a very unique way. Join us as we crack open another DIPSH\*T FILE!

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Das-ep1

Meet the Guys and Off to Idaho

## Intro

"This is the very first episode of The Dave and Angus Show--a part of SKATCAST hosted by the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary .

The Dave and Angus Show follows Dave (the somewhat reasonable one) and Angus (the nudnik) as they take on the world in their own uniquely stupid way."

## Summary

Today the douche-bros introduce themselves and discuss what they envision the D&A Show to be like. Then they'll demonstrate a segment called "The Booze to Bowl Challenge" where the boys take turns giving off their top three professional athletes of all time while either taking a hit of the weed pipe (Dave) or having a swig of their Daddy's moonshine (Angus).

Then the duo of douchbaggery head to Idaho to give you all the info you ever needed about that state (that you shouldn't move to) in the very first installment of the Dave and Angus Show. Plus Dave grapples with his dislike of flying in planes.

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Das-ep62

Oklahoma (Week 1)

## Summary

It's Dave and Angus in Oklahoma! So much to see, so many folks for Angus to annoy the piss out of! Loves.

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Dsf-ep65

Science vs Psychos

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper tells us five stories of cold cases that were solved by...well, probably aliens. Okay, it's mainly DNA advancements that are pretty insane, but also aliens maybe.

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Dork of the Rings Returns

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Liam and his pals head back to Mordor to dispose of the second magic ring. WE also get to "see" Barfield in all his orch-slaying feathered glory!

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Dsf-ep28

Halloween Origins Special

## Summary

Ever wondered why we carve the guts out of pumpkins or give candy to punk chitrens or how these weird traditions made it to the modern world? Today Mrs. Script Keeper takes us on a journey through the origins of Halloween! Grab your candy corns and moon pies!

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Dsf-ep74

Our Favorite Stories (Volume 1)

## Summary

This week we dig through a handful of our favorite stories over the last year including tales on Big Foot, UFOs, sky cities, stairs in the woods, and we even take a look at the story that started the Friendly Friends; Ted Bundicles.

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Dsf-ep56

True Crime: Daniel Rakowitz the Murderer and Cannibal

## Summary

This week the Script Keepers (Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper) look into true crime with the not often told story of Daniel Rakowitz, a troubled mind that would become a murderous cannibal.

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Dsf-ep35

C.E.R.N., Particle Physics and Poop Jokes

## Summary

This week we're taken on ride through the sciency world of science and talk about science people who do sciency things. It's science! We talk about particle physics, C.E.R.N. (nerd headquarters) and talk about how black holes are probably not going to be engulfing our planet from the Higgs-Boson Collider. Probably not.

Mrs. Script Keeper presents a script by the SKATCAST "Quartermaster" Bodhi Sunyata and Mr. Script Keeper sprinkles Skit-SKATs about.

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Das-ep19

The Video Game Special

## Intro

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show #19! It's our video game special and it's ready to be ingested via any orifice you desire.

## Summary

Some of Dave and Angus's story are told through the timeline of some of the pivotal video games of D&A's lives. What was little Dave and Angus like? Today you'll find out! Also the boys have put together a list of their top ten favorite games of all-time and Angus teaches us about the Illuminati and their ties to the industry.

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Das-ep90

Spooky Stories, Fall Sh\*t, Music Stuff and Other Things

## Summary

Dave and Angus spend some time running around the Lilac City and discussing cool parts of fall, what Angus doesn't like about people who are younger and older than him, D&A's favorite musical eras and sports stats. Plus, there is a spooky story that isn't very spooky and is actually just a dumb retelling of a movie you probably like.

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Das-ep77

Food Challenge, Summer Past, Curse Words and Woodstock 99'

## Summary

Dave and Angus embark on another trip through the Lilac City, discussing curse words, non-baseball stuff, summers past and their attempted trip to Woodstock 99'.

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Building a Squad

## Summary

Jesus knows there is a war on heaven brewing, but can he put together the right team for the job? I mean, he's the creator of the Universe right?

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Dsf-ep51

The Story of Ranger Dick

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper tells us a captivating story about Ranger Dick, a man who claims to have witnessed and documented some of the weirdest sh\*t we've heard so far. It's another tale of Yellowstone Weirdness, and it gets into some creepy places.

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Dsf-ep39

We Used To Be Cryptids!

## Summary

Mrs. Script Keeper takes us on a journey through a handful of what some consider the "cryptids most likely to be real" and she teaches us about some of the animals that we know and love (and/or fear) that were once mysterious cryptids until they were properly discovered. This one gets weird. Also, Mr. Script Keeper inserts his assholiatric brand of dumbfuckery throughout.

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Adding to Templates

## Accessing the Template

First find the page you want to add to and click on "Edit". After the page loads, click either on the box on the left or text field. A box saying "Template" will pop up, click edit (see below).

The template prompt will pop up (see below), check the description or notes box and you will be brought to the entry field for that "parameter". Copy from an external text app, or type directly in the box, your text will automatically go to the right spot on the page. Click apply then save the page.
Angus is the Problem

## Summary

This is inside look at the SKATCAST cast meeting is normally reserved for Inside Scoopers and Skat Cats in Patreon, but this week we share half of the dumbfuckery that happened this week.

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Das-ep38

Ice Walls Expedition (Part 1)

## Summary

Some how, for some reason, this day has come. Angus leads the crew and passengers of the Illumi-NAUGHTY Scum Fucker from Spokane, WA to the southern tip of Argentina. Will they even make to the Illumi-NAUGHTY Scum Fucker? And will they change the world by proving the earth is more of a realm shape?

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Dsf-ep50

(UFOS) The Dulce War

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper takes us on a mission through New Mexico's enigmatic city of Dulce. She's picked a handful of stories that might make you question the foundations of your perception of reality. Also there are some poop jokes from Mr. Script Keeper. It should be a U.F.O hooting, deep underground military base rooting good ol' time!

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Das-ep81

Video Game Stories, Babe Ruth, Memes and a BBQ

## Summary

This week D&A spend their time in the Lilac City discussing video game story lines, and their favorite meme templates plus Dave teaches us about Babe Ruth's stats and Angus shows off his grilling skills as he BBQs some burgers.

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Bbc-ep2

Heavenly Bodies

## Summary

This Second week, the lads talk about their gaming history, and venture forth into the final frontier.

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Bones

## Details

Bones is the drummer and back-up vocalist for Lilac City Nightmare Band. He is not the original drummer. He lives a strange life.

**Influences**: Dave Lombardo, Joey Jordison, Danny Carey, James Walker, Nicko McBrain, Vinnie Paul, Lars Ulrich, Shawn Murphey, Your Mom.

**Gear**: Pearl Referance series / Pearl Demondrive double pedal/ Dix Stix

**Quote**: "One, Two, Three, Four!"

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Dsf-ep33

War of the Worlds

## Summary

Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper bring us an instructive and entertaining look into the mind of Orson Welles and what went into and became of his production of "War of the Worlds" by H.G. Wells over the airwaves before World War 2. Take yourself back to the dawning of radio, you'll find the people's worries weren't much different than our own today. Perhaps some of the lessons of the airing of War of the Worlds are relevant as well.

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Dragon Hunting

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Liam goes dragon hunting and comes face to face with his first dragon.  Will the main character be killed and not show up in his own show next week?  You better get in here and find out!

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Bedtime Stories

## About

From time to time on The Dave and Angus Show Angus Blackburn Jr. will tell his Chitren terrible bedtime stories. Often just Angus-ified plots to movies, of which Dave will call him out on.

### Story Title

Episode Number - Air Date

**Description**

State what the reference is, then the plot of the story.

Stub*This article is a stub. You can help Skatcast Wiki by expanding it.*
Das-ep37

Post Apocalyptica (Part 6) and Ice Wall o'Thon #3

## Summary

Once again the boys aim to confuse as they mix the zombie apocalypse story of Post Apocalyptica with Angus's Seek the Ice Walls Expedition which will likely end badly in the depths of the sea. But whatever. Next week they (and YOU) set sail!

This is the final installment of Post Apocalyptica until an unspecified time (after we heal from the Ice Walls). :P Have an excellent Thursday!
Once again the boys aim to confuse as they mix the zombie apocalypse story of Post Apocalyptica with Angus's Seek the Ice Walls Expedition which will likely end badly in the depths of the sea. But whatever. Next week they (and YOU) set sail!

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Dsf-ep47

Sacred Cows and Interview with Script Keeper

## Summary

In a week of different formatting in the SKATCAST universe, Mrs. Script Keeper decided to turn her focus onto Mr. Script Keeper and ask him several rather probing questions. So the Script Keeper is the Dipsh\*t this week. The topic ends up being sacred cows, some backstory and if the Script Keeper is an asshole or not?

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Das-ep15

Trip Recap, Nickelback, Dog vs Cat and Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave!

## Intro

SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode #15 is ready for mastication and pre-digestion! The guys are back in Spokane and in the studio for this week's shitshow. Angus was in charge of producing the subject matter for this episode. Probably a big mistake.

## Summary

[Trip Recap] Our duo of douches discuss their most recent three state trip and a thing or two they noticed from Kansas, Minnesota and Texas. They also showcase their weird way of making money while busking in Austin, TX.

[Dogs vs Cats] Angus was told by his wife and chitrens that they were getting a dog, so he took this opportunity to go off on the differences between cats and dogs for some reason. Can you find a point in there?

[Nickelback] Angus thinks you should like NIckelback, or at the very least we should retire their reign as rock's punching bag and has a ten point presentation on why that is. Dave doesn't care either way.

[D&A Random Facts] To close out the show, both of the guys choose three random things they think you might enjoy knowing. Do with it what you will.

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Dsf-ep18

UFO DISCLOSURE

## Summary

This is the second half of the Dipshit Files look into UFOs. This week Mrs. Script Keeper delved into the 1,500 pages of UFO disclosure shit that the U.S. government has thrown out into the world over the last few years. What does it say? What does it mean? Why do we keep electing these a-holes?

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Das-ep34

Post Apocalyptica (Part 3)

## Summary

It's the third installment of Post Apocalyptica starring Dave and Angus. This episode promises to be 38% dumber than last week! Join the boys as the survive the zombie riddled city of Spokane, WA.

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Das-ep5

Boba Fett, Chip Testing and the Forbidden Song

## Summary

This week on SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show by Zaq Flanary , Dave and Angus discuss the final episode of the Book of Boba Fett from Star Wars, then Angus reveals Dave's passion for all things chips, plus the duo of douchery discuss some of Angus's theories about the music business and they finish by playing their two favorite songs they have recorded together. One is about a sandwich and the other got Angus banned from his own home for two months by his wife and kicked off their label. You'll hear why.

No VOICE ACTOR was harmed in the making of this program.

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Dsf-ep11

Creepy Todd The Cowardly Walrus - Serial Killer Todd Kohlhepp

## Summary

Todd Kohlhepp is one of the biggest assholes to have ever walked the Earth! His arrogance is hard to believe! Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper tell the story of the "Amazon Review Killer" and he earns a number of nicknames. There are six mini-SkitSkats in this episode.

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Das-ep14

The Texas Special

## Intro

Dave and Angus have been tasked with visiting all 50 U.S. States, and this week they hit Texas. We sent them all over the "Lone Star State" and although we can't share everything...here's a good rundown of what they got up to.

## Summary

[Dallas/Ft. Worth] In Dallas the boys visit a number of tourist spots including Dealey Plaza (Angus is good we promise), some giant art installations, the Medieval Times restaurant, the "Texas Woofus" and Angus takes on another eating challenge.

[Aurora] Here D&A investigate an alleged UFO crash dating back to 1897 and visit the grave of what many believe is an alien.

[Waco] Angus is pretty sure this part of the world is Illuminati headquarters.

[Austin] D&A hit a number of places in Austin including the Cathedral of Junk, 6th Street and the Museum of the Weird.

[Houston] The guys hit a haunted bar as well as the Space Center of Houston before they visit the National Museum of Funeral History and Dave finds a surprising exhibit.

[San Antonio] Once again the guys hit a number of spots including Six-Flags, Sea World, the Hertzberg Circus Museum and they check out the world's largest pair of boots.

[El Paso] In this episode the guys visit Dave's Pawn Shop, a unique oddities shop, to get gifts for Angus's kids back home.

[Arlington] Baseball baby! Texas vs. Toronto!

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Das-ep99

Movie Review, Top Five Christmas Shit and a new V-Tex

## Summary

Dave and Angus start the show in the studio but are sent on a mission (by Angus, but supported by the SKATCAST staff) to Troutdale, Oregon. It's a V-Tex. In the meantime, the guys talk about their favorite Christmas specials, discuss a film classic and more crap.

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Das-ep92

The Return to Something (Part 2)

## Summary

Angus creates a food challenge as he and Dave continue their trip to New Mexico to see Extra Terrestrials (and probably other things). Oh, and there is a another new episode of Post Apocalyptica.

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Das-ep8

Visiting New Jersey

## Intro

Welcome to the eighth installment of The Dave and Angus Show. This week our two gentlemen and scholars were sent to New Jersey to experience the Garden State.

## Summary

New Jersey is an amazing place with a lot to offer, but both Dave and Angus seemed to fixate on all the wonderful food, from pizza to an unbeatable breakfast sandwich to a pro-level food challenge, they try and take it all in. They also discover that New Jersey has a creepy AF catacombs, that nothing is sacred to Angus and that the Jersey Devil might indeed be real. All this and so much more bullshit as the boys tour the great state of New Jersey

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A New Hope

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In this Liam the Monster Hunter - SHORT, Liam and the gang have just escaped their "vacation" spot (following Patreon exclusive content) and just got out of the Halloween Forest. Now a new quest is in front of them. It will be dumb.

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Dsf-ep57

City on Fire (Part 1)

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper tells us the tale of the "City on Fire". She'll go through the real history of this mining town in Pennsylvania that has been burning since the 1960s and the details are crazy! This story has a little bit of everything, from rich a-holes and bad government, to real secret societies and even a curse put on the town by a catholic priest. Join us for a whole new slew of dipsh\*ttery!

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Dsf-ep2

Kemper, Kroll and Fritzl

## Intro

SKATCAST presents: The DipSh\*t Files with Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper. This is episode #2, but it's the first full episode.

The Dipsh\*t Files podcast is focused around True Crime and Oddities (conspiracies, paranormal, weird sh\*t). The mission is to try and begin to understand the actions of us humans more clearly. We as humans are pretty f\*cking weird. This show won't always focus on the baddies, but we've got a DIPSH\*T Meter-thingy and everything!

## Summary

[Edmund Kemper - "The Co-ed KIller"] Dipsh\*t #1 is one of the weirdest serial killers from California and that's a high bar. MOTHER!

[Joachim Kroll - "Ruhr Cannibal"] Dipsh\*t #2 has one of the lowest IQ's in the sh\*t bucket, but he had a surprising criminal intellect. Also, he ate people! F\*ck!

[Josef Fritzl] Dipsh\*t #3 is in the running as one of the worst wastes of carbon in the Earth's 4.54 billion year history. He's not a serial killer, but he rivals Albert Fish in a couple categories for "Worst Dipsh\*t of All-Time".

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Dsf-ep36

KRAMPUS, Yuletide Demons and the War on Christmas

## Summary

On today's look into human fuckery, Mrs. Script Keeper teaches us about the origins of Krampus, other Yule AF demons, and the historical "War on Christmas". Mr. Script Keeper interrupts. Happy Wednesday!

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Das-ep69

The DC Trip (Week 1)

## Summary

It's the first week of an extended stay in our nation's capitol for the D&A boys and this episode they spend their time walking the National Mall (the place where all the monuments, museums, government buildings and memorials are). They also discuss their favorite DC based movies and you'd be surprised (or possibly not) what makes the list.

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National Park Disappearances

## Summary

This week the Script Keepers (Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper) delve into the National Park system to investigate people who can't seem to stay away from where bears live. Lots of people die and/or disappear due to hanging around where bears live. Why would you go around where bears live? Mrs. Script Keeper lays out a number of examples of mysterious disappearances that no one seems to have an answer for, except Mr. Script Keeper, who is a cunt.

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Jar-ep44

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This week the guys read a couple of letters from listeners about train conspiracies and also that immortality thing again...and the ride spirals from there.

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Das-ep76

F\*cking Podcasts!!!!

## Intro

The SKATCAST Network (worst podcast network ever) presents: (poorly with bad production values) The Dave and Angus Show (which is made by a dude with no moral compass or something) #76. (how the fuck did they make this many)

## Summary

We open up the Patreon Litterbox for you to see what stinky nuggets await you within. Okay, we're lazy and just cuddled at home and threw some bonus stuff together. There is tons of that shit in the Litterbox! There is some new sh\*t too but it doesn't mean anything.

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Jar-ep73

The Most Badass Badass of History, Simulation and Sci-Fi Come To Life

## Summary

This week there is talk of Simulation Theory, some weird news, a dose "brainy meats" quotes and the most badass of the badasses of history to date. Enjoy the ride and have a delightful kind of Friday.

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Das-ep86

Montana (Week 3)

## Summary

Dave and Angus continue their trek through the great state of Montana, discussing their favorite Montana animals ("Montanimals") and also their favorite Montana based video games, plus they visit Yellowstone National park (kind of), a Montana vortex, Dave does a Stat-Kill on a favorite basketball player of his and Angus may or may not eat some deep fried bull balls. It's the last week in the Big Sky State.

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A Jungle Moon, Again?

## Summary

Chapter 7 of "The Quest for Xero Saga". Gunner and the crew are captured by aliens and brought to a jungle moon to be hunted.

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Dsf-ep83

H.H. Holmes (Making of a Murder Castle)

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper takes us into the early years of serial killer H.H. Holmes. How did he become the monster he would become? How did he get away with constructing his "Murder Castle?" And who had to suffer for this dude to exist? It's a very dark story this week on the Dipsh\*t Files.

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Das-ep20

The First Ten States Re-Visited Kind Of (New Sh\*t!)

## Intro

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show #20! Dave and Angus discuss each state they've visited and offer a new clip of their travels.

## Summary

[D&A Discuss Their Trips] Angus believes in a lot of dumb things, but sometimes he has some good thoughts. This is riddled with both. But the general thesis is that we shouldn't hate our neighbors when we have the SKUM right there to hate!

[D&A New Clips] Dave and Angus introduce ten new clips, one from each state they've visited. Things get quite odd.

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Dsf-ep66

Five Extraordinary Stories

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This week there are five stories with varying degrees of dipshittery. Mrs. Script Keeper is going to teach us nautical things, about slugs in the Outback, a unique link between two pro athletes (and Mr. Script Keeper gets to go off on sports stats for a second), and there is a man named Doug who deserves a steak bought for him everywhere he goes. This one is nuts!

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I Am Halifax

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The captain has an opportunity to learn about himself in solitude while the crew of "The Spade" are hunted by a surprise visitor.

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Monique Flanary

Monique Flanary (Mrs. Script Keeper) is President of the InfiNet media group and AmaraBee.  She has a passion for all things True Crime and Unexplained.   She is also a Practicing Witch and Occultist. With a background in commercial and residential real estate in Northern California and Washington, Monique’s career includes Residential and Commercial Sales and Leasing, as well as Commercial Property Management. She has worked alongside several large companies, including the Asset Management branch of General Electric in the Bay Area, California.
Dsf-ep85

FUUUNN in 2024

## Summary

The Script Keepers discuss the plans for the Dipsh\*t Files in 2024, talk about some of the episode they are most looking forward to, read a listener email and there is also electroshock involved. It's Fuuun!

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Jar-ep43

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This week the guys talk about robot police dogs, Shaiden tells part two of his "My Little Sociopath" story, Jeff tells another crazy police story and there is a moment where they try and unphuck themselves.

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Scs-ep1

Pilot and intro to DUMB

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It's our first episode of SKATCAST! Features the many voices of the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary. This episode contains the ongoing series "Inside My Mind", "Ambling Through Religious History" and "The Adventures of Gunner Halifax". Today on Ambling Through Religious History, Noah is tasked with a big ask by the Lord, and on The Adventures of Gunner Halifax--the Captain and his crew try to break up a battle between civilizations--it goes great.

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## List of Skit-Skats

Series - Skit-Skat - Start time in episode

* Inside My Mind - Waiting in Line -
* Ambling Through Religious History - Noah's Ark -
* The Adventures of Gunner Halifax - The Tiny Wars -

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Angry Space Toaster

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Gunner and the crew are once again at the mercy of the computer's capricious ways and the robot cougar has also escaped the armory again. Will this be the episode where we end the show because we kill off all the main characters?

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Gotham Santa

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This episode comes from the Patreon Only Inside Scooper (Episode 44) and focuses on Batman trying to get Santa to stop killing bad guys.

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Puke Puddle

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Imagine a game show that fills you up with icky things, then shows you a bunch of nasty shit to try and get you to puke. Three contestants enter, and only one can win a sh\*tty little wanna-be car. Who will win? Who cares! This is Puke Puddle!

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Scs-ep104

Space, Beards, Barking

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## List of Skit-Skats

Series - Skit-Skat - Start time in episode

* Book of Shmogie - Battle of Halifaxia (Aftermath) - 1:21
* Liam the Monster Hunter - Demon Gutter Prime - 12:18
* Talking Pets - What Is The Human Doing? - 21:13

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Santa Claus: Origins

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Tracing the history of Santa back past the great Krampas Wars, we briefly look into the history of our hero; Santa Claus the crime fighter.

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Jar-ep6

Close Calls, Flip Flops and Being Plugged In

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This week on JAR, Jeff and Shaiden share their camping/rafting stories (Zaq is allergic to the outdoors), plus the trio discuss close calls with the law, flip flops, a unique planned city in the Middle East and they ask, "Are we plugged in too much?"

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Aleister Crowley's Crazy House

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This week Mrs. Script Keeper teaches us about the Boleskine House in Scotland where Aleister Crowley performed a number of rituals and some rock and roll musicians would later record at least one classic album. Are there still demons running amok near Lake Loch Ness? Do I need $3.50? You get it!

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Liam's Odd-As-Fuck-A-Sea" (Part 2)

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Liam continues his quest to get Werlin to Wizard Island and make a name for himself as the best Monster Hunter in all the land. But he's not even the best Slayer on his horse.

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LCNB Commercial

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Okay, this is a rather extended commercial that features the LCNB's manager Bobby G and highlights some of the music and other shit around the new LCNB: Garage Band Manifesto release.

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Jar-ep69

With Guests Jake Rozier and Nathan Chartrey

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This week JAR is happy to have special guests Nathan Chartrey and Jake Rozier.

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Santa Meets the Bat

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A retired semi-retired superhero makes his way up north to see Santa. Will Santa be drug back into a world he left behind?

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Unsolved Case: Kevin Collins

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This week Mrs. Script Keeper tells us the sad unsolved story of Kevin Collins, one of the first missing kids on a milk bottle in the 80s and she discusses how this story hits close to home.

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Ambling Through Religious History

## About

Ambling Through Religious History examines the humorous possibilities that could have been left out of the final version of religious stories.

## List of Skit-Skats

This is a list of "Ambling Through Religious History" Skit-Skats, as they appear on The SKATCAST Show.

### Season One

1. Noah's Ark
2. Lot and the Angels
3. Abraham and Isaac
4. Twenty Commandments
5. Ten Commandments Take Two
6. Shame and Masochism
7. Elisha and the Two Bears
8. Monotheism
9. The Garden of Eden
10. The Council of Nicea
11. Cain and Abel
12. Story of Job
13. The Joseph Smith Story
14. Bag o' Beliefs
15. The Cult of L-Ron's Dick
16. Immaculate Conception
17. Jesus's Birthday
18. Zeus is Terrible
Sci-Fi Jesus

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This week Satan and his gang of demons make some upgrades to their efforts and Jesus visits the generation of humans that first achieve real-deal space travel in 2225 CE.

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Atlantis and The Richat Structure

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This week Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper look into some of the more scientific claims of the perhaps not so mythical city of Atlantis, and we hear some whackadoodle claims too. This episode delves into the legends and the scientific discoveries of a society potentially lost to time. The Script Keepers (Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper) also tackle an incredible "structure" in the Sahara Desert known as the Richat Structure.

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Dsf-ep37

A Christmas Massacre

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The holiday season is a time for giving, sharing and joy, so we thought we'd throw in a gruesome story about a dude who killed his whole family on Christmas in 1929. The Friendly Friends show up for this one if that says anything.

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Jar-ep25

With Special Guest Jake Rozier

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Special guest Jake Rozier, a very talented singer, songwriter and cool thinker-guy joins the JAR boys for the longest ride so far. They talk about working from home, the music industry, nurturing friendships, and they go off in all sorts of directions. Hands off the rail!

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Rise of the Clones/Zombie Ghost Ship

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The crew of the Spade "discover" a disabled ship floating in the outer rim. Signs of life are almost nothing. Time to get some space booty! What could go wrong?

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Jar-ep8

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This week Jeff, Shaiden and Zaq discuss among other things their recent trips, some gross spit stories and the war on drugs.

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Jar-ep1

The Starting Point

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The trio introduce themselves and discuss a number of subjects ranging from the complications of grocery shopping to the dangers of Artificial Intelligence to society's value concerning porn, plus UFOs and much more.

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Office Chair Song

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The final piece of the Garage Band Manifesto release, it's an episode about a song about an office chair, and the guys are convinced it's a hit!

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Liam's Odd-As-Fuck-A-Sea (Part 1)

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Liam and his merry bad of misfits continue their journey through the land of Marnia in an Odyssey of sorts. Except their is no character named Odysseus and it's not about Greece nor is it well written.

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Jar-ep52.5

Clarifying Statement (Support Audio for Just A Ride #52)

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Due to the reaction of Just A Ride Podcast #52, and what appeared to be confusion to key points, details and our motives, we have created a clarifying statement as support audio to provide clarity.

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Jar-ep51

UFOs, Bad Health Advice and Other Sh\*t

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This week the conversation continues with talk of UFOs, a whole lot of random whooey and the worst health advice they have ever heard.

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Jar-ep71

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With the new format this episode goes into several segments ranging from "Brainy Meats" to "Dumb C\*nts Doing Dumb C\*nt Things" and to learning sh\*t with Poobah (Poobah's Hoohah!).

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