Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: The Banned Chicken Little Trailer

If You Thought the Lost Brave Little Toaster THX Trailer, I encountered A month ago was Bad enough? Well Guess Again, Because This THX Trailer ruined another of my favorite Films made by Disney from my Childhood.
I was at Walmart, busy shopping with my mom. Everything looks normal as we walk to a Section of DVDs that are for Kids and Adults alike. I decided to find a DVD that might interested me. Then, after 1 minute, I spotted something that caught my attention. It was a Chicken Little DVD, but it was somehow THX-certified. Chicken Little was one of my favorite animated films made by Disney, considering everyone called it the worst animated film of 2005. My mom and I watched it 5 times back when I were young.
I looked at the cover and exam it.
The cover consisted of The Main Characters from the film: Chicken Little, Abby Mallard, Runt of The Litter, and Buck Cluck (Chicken Little's Dad) in The Front of the cover. Chicken Little however seem to be freaked out all of a sudden while the others looked happy, while Tex is being shown in the background.
I got really confused somehow. How could this Film from my childhood be THX-certified, despite the fact it's made by Disney, while Tex was animated by Pixar and belongs to THX. I also notice that Fish Out of Water is missing in the cover because He's always with Abby and Runt, considering He was one of my favorite characters in the movie. I shrugged it off and pretend that it was a mistake they did. But I decided to purchase the DVD anyway.
I told my mom that I can get it, and she said "Yes" as We seen the movie a few times back then. I told the seller that I can buy the DVD. And she said The same thing like my Mom said. However, I thought of that traumatizing Brave Little Toaster THX Trailer that I saw a month ago, Which my Mom gave me by a mistake after I showed her the evidence.
After We left Walmart, we came back home to bring out the DVD from the bag. My Mom told me that she had to go to work on her papers that she forgot to finish yesterday. This gave me enough time to watch the trailer.
I Opened the case and inside was The Chicken Little DVD itself, along with another DVD I noticed. It was The Rare Chicken Little THX Trailer made by Disney.
"Huh, Seems interesting." I said to myself. I put the Disk in my DVD player, While I put The Chicken Little DVD disk in my Nostalgia DVD Collection.
The DVD started with the Walt Disney Home Entertainment Logo, then it showed the previews of the upcoming Disney films from 2006, and finally took me to the main menu.
The menu Design looked great to look at, considering it's not like The other trailers Rohan encountered which had Color Boxes. The menu consisted of Chicken Little looking up at Tex, being scared.
The Music In the menu was from the scene where Kirby's Parents Revived everything back to normal after Chicken Little and his dad reunited Kirby to them.
I somehow have a bad feeling that Adam Kennington might Made this Trailer just to ruin my Childhood again.
I pressed Play Trailer and the video started in a black screen for 5 Seconds. Suddenly, after 5 seconds, Another Warning came up once again.
"This Trailer was made for the Theatrical Release of Cloverfield, despite not being THX-certified. The following trailer you are about to see must not be view by miners as it contains unpleasant nature and graphic violence. Watch at your own risk. Viewer discretion is advised."
"Oh man." I said in a nervous tone. "Here I go again."
The trailer started at a shot of a hotel, taking place at night. Right next to the Hotel is the "Walt Disney Animation Studios" building. It then showed the entrance of the hotel outside for 5 Seconds. Just then, Tex then appeared at of nowhere rolling towards the building.
"Hmm, looks like the T-Man is going to hunt down those actors who were in that one animated film everyone hated and disrespected my company." Tex said. "However, I'm not going to do this murdering situation all by myself."
After 3 Seconds, A familiar Robot drone came into the shot. It was no other than Bob (Tex's Sidekick) from The "Tex VS The Robot" Trailer.
"Are you ready, Bob?" Tex asked as the drone came up to him.
"Yes Tex, I'm ready to be prepared!" Bob responded. He had a soft cute looking robot voice as heard in the trailer.
I was already getting puzzled at what I'm seeing. I paused the Trailer and looked at the DVD Cover again.
"What?" I asked in confusion. "Why is that drone from the new THX Trailer doing here in this trailer?"
"Thats weird. He's not even on The DVD Cover somehow." I was surprised to see the little drone in this trailer, despite he didn't make his first appearance until the "Tex VS the Robot" trailer made by THX themselves.
I went back to the room and continued watching it. The two robots went into the hotel while Bob grabbed out his mini machine gun.
It then cut to the dining room with the actors who turn out to be Chicken Little, Buck Cluck, Abby Mallard, and Runt's voice actors: Zach Braff, Garry Marshall, Joan Cusack, and Steve Zahn.
"Have you guys heard about the report about a psychotic robot going on the loose, killing innocent people?" asked the man resembling Zach.
"Nope, Never heard of him." Joan Cusack replied.
"Well, I did." Said Garry. "I heard that he killed those old living Appliances that belong to A boy who loves them after taking down hundreds of People and Other Characters from different Companies who disrespect him."
"Well, Let's see if The News has something to deal with this situation." Steve Zahn Asked, as he grabbed a remote to turn on the TV.
But Before He was about to turn on The Television, Joan Cusack gasp at what She saw in the doorway.
"Um Guys..." She asked. "Is that the robot Zach was talking about?"
"Yes Ma'am. Of course, he was talking about me." Tex Answered as He came into the room. "But I'm not only going to hurt you, I also brought a new friend of mine with me."
Bob then flys into the room, holding his machine gun. The four gctors gasped in horror as they saw him.
"Um, who are you?" Garry asked.
"My name is Bob." Bob explained. "I'm Tex's new sidekick. I met him after he teamed up with Zurg."
"Now, do you know what time it is?" Tex responded.
"I don't know, what do you mean?" Zach asked.
"It's Time to Have a Party with the T-Man and his drone buddy!" Tex shouted as he grabbed out his Chainsaw.
The Actors began to Run away from the criminals as they chase after them through the hallway. They went down the Elevator While Tex and Bob went flying downstairs. The Four Actors Continued running as they were about to escape the Hotel. But The Power ran out on them, as The Side Doors weren't working anymore. Probably Because Tex Chainsaw's a Power Storage somewhere in the building.
"Now What Do We do?" Steve yelled.
"I'm afraid there's no way out!" Joan cried, as Tex and Bob went up towards the terrified four people.
"Oh, There's no way out alright." Tex said, grinning evilly. He then hold up his chainsaw and prepare to kill the actors.
"Time To Meet your fate!" Bob Yelled, as he aimed his Mini Machine Gun at them.
And The Two Robots Shoot and Chainsaw's the four People as The Screen cut back outside of the Hotel. All I could Hear is Tex's Chainsaw, Bob's Machine Gun, Blood Splattering, and the people screaming as Tex laughed stupidly. "Dear God!" I said to myself. "What the Hell am I watching?!" The scene then faded to black.
The trailer wasn't over yet. It cut to show a wide shot of the THX logo as seen in the Moo Can Trailer in a dark background. Just then, Chicken Little, Buck, Abby, and Runt walked into the shot as they were being curious and nervous at the same time.
"I’m not so sure about this, Son. Why did you plan to take us here in the first place?" Buck asked.
"I think He wants to take us to this hideout of the robot who killed innocent people and other characters." Abby Replied.
"Yeah, that's why I brought you all here." Chicken Little replied.
"I don't know guys. I have a bad feeling that red robot works for those Alien Robots. Like The ones who attacked us when we rescued Fish from Their Spaceship." Runt remarked, feeling worried as he looked around the hideout.
"It's okay, Runt. As long as we're here, there will be nobody here but only us." Chicken Little responded. "Good thing we left Fish to take care of helpless little Kirby while we left. Besides, what's the worst that could happen instead of the whole sky falling incident?"
His Dad then started to feel nervous. "Son, Are You sure we'll be, okay? I feel like we're going to attacked by those Alien-"
His Sentence was then interrupted by A familiar Evil Laugh in the background. They all started to feel worried, while Runt panicked the most. "Did you guys hear that?" He asked in a nervous tone.
"Runt, remember What Chicken Little said; everything will be okay." Abby remarked, trying to reassure him. Then the sound of a jetpack was being heard in the distance.
"I think Runt is right. I hear something." Buck responded.
The sound of the jetpack came closer and closer to them, until Tex landed right in front of Chicken Little, startling him.
"TEX!" Chicken Little Shouted, as he backed away from the robot as he was holding his Chainsaw in his robotic arms.
"Well, well, well." Tex mocked. "Isn't that the same Chicken who cried over a piece of a sky after the acorn incident?"
Chicken Little was offended by that comment and felt angry at him.
"What Are You and Father doing here, Same with your friends too." Tex asked.
Abby begins to argue with the robot, as she heard what Tex said about him. "Listen here, mister!" She spoke. "You killed those innocent people and other characters who disrespect you and your company because they were afraid of a certain logo. That is not a good excuse to kill people over!"
Chicken Little then started to talk as well. "Yeah. you heard what Abby said. If You were working for those Alien Robots who looked for their kid who got left behind, you might have been killing everyone in The Town of Oakey Oaks While They were Invading us. Me and My Dad are going to have to notify the authorities, and have you executed if you are going to kill us next!"
Tex then chuckled at what he said.
"Do you think you and the others think you're going to report me?" He asked, tauntingly. "Well, I don't think so. Besides, I'm not the only one here to kill you."
Suddenly, Bob flew over to Tex as he appeared out of nowhere.
"Who are you?" Abby asked in confusion. "I don't remember you teaming up with this red Robot."
"I am Bob." Bob said as he introduced himself to the team. "I'm joining Tex's evil plan to get rid of you all from this place."
"Yes, I decided to let my new sidekick team up with me to kill you all instead bringing Zurg Here." Tex cooed.
Then his voice became demonic as went over to Chicken Little.
"And now, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!" Tex Shouted. But right before he was about to use his Chainsaw on Chicken Little's face, Runt Suddenly Charged into Tex, knocking him out for 30 Seconds.
"Watch Out!" Runt yelled, as Chicken Little runs up to Abby and His Dad.
Bob turned angry and used his machine gun to kill Runt. The pig started to run away from the drone as he started panicking.
"Curse these jittery tiny legs!" Runt spoke, as he said his line from the movie itself when he and the others rescued Fish while escaping the alien robots.
But as soon He was about to avoid the projectiles from Bob's machine gun, He was then suddenly stopped by a fired projectile that shot him in the stomach.
He started to moan weakly as he then said his dying words to Abby. "Tell Fish, I love him." He said, before falling to the floor.
Chicken Little gasped in horror as his best friend was shot in the stomach by Bob's machine gun.
"RUNT!" Abby cried.
Tex Came back up after being knocked out by Runt. He then notices his body was already taken down by Bob. "Great shot, my beautiful droid." He spoke. "Now, which animal should the T-Man extinguish next?"
But Before He was about was about attack the Team, Chicken Little Shouted to Buck and Abby.
"RUN!" He Yelled as He said his line from The Theatrical Trailer before they started Running away from the two criminals.
"Oh Its on!" Bob Said as He and Tex chased after them. The gang continued running until Tex's Chainsaw was suddenly thrown at Abby.
Abby then "fell to floor as she grunted pain for 3 seconds just she was get up run away again Tex suddenly appears her
hey little girl Tex said with evil smile I wonder what you look like as my dinner tonight Abby gasp and horror evil robot pick up his chainsaw ready kill her
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU MONSTER abby yell Tex Sliced her neck off Though her Screaming wasn't in a cartoony way as if (Joan Cusack) was actually hurt badly. Her Head then fell to the ground, along with her dead body.
Chicken Little went up to her and started to look down at her headless body as he became heart broken for Abby.
"Oh no!" I Whispered to myself after seeing Abby's Head Sliced off. "Poor Abby."
"Son, We Gotta get out of Here!" Buck Demanded as He Grabbed his son by The Arm and continued running.
"We Need to head back To The town or else these scary machines kill us all!"
Suddenly, Chicken Little then notice a Pair of robotic Arms begin to rise from A portal that Tex Summoned from behind. They look like the Alien Robots from the movie, though weren't even Robot tentacles as I thought.
"Dad, Look Out!" He Cried as The Hands from The Robots Grabbed him by The waist. Buck Screamed as He was being pulled away from The Arms. His screaming, like I said, wasn't in a cartoony way, as if his actor (Garry Marshall) was actually screaming for help.
"Dad, NO!" Chicken Little cried, as He said a Line from The Video Game were his dad was being pulled away by an Alien Boss along with Kirby.
"Go Son, Run, Run!" Buck Yelled as I heard his line from the Part from the film during The Baseball Scene, He finally then Disappears from The Portal before Tex closed it up on him.
"Now I only have one more victim to kill." Tex Grinned Evilly. "And That is you, Chicken Loser!" Bob gave him The chainsaw he threw earlier and started it up.
Chicken Little Ran away Screaming as Bob begin to Shoot his Mini Machine Gun while Tex started laughing in evil way as they were flying after him.
Chicken Little then found a hallway and proceed to hide behind the same wall that Mike hid behind in The Tex and Randall Trailer Rohan encounter'd. He started to catch breath for a few seconds before He heard Tex's Jetpack coming closer to him.
"Oh Chicken Loser, Where are You?" Tex said in a sing song voice.
"I Only want Cooked Chicken for my Hotdogs."
"We're not gonna kill you, We are only gonna hurt you really bad." Bob Said as They tried to find him.
Tex then started useing his sensibility to calculate and see where Chicken Little is hiding at.
"Hey Bob, I know Where The Little guy is." Tex remarked.
Chicken Little was shocked to hear what Tex said, But as soon he was about to look around where he is, Tex and Bob are missing from behind.
"Good." He sighed in relief. But not long after. Tex Landed right in front of Him, as he begin to let out a short scream.
"Time to have a Fun Time with Tex The T-Rex!" Tex said. He Grabbed Chicken Little by the leg and flew all the way back to the THX Logo. The Poor Chicken Started Screaming as he was kidnapped by the Robot once they hovered in the air.
"Ready to go Flying in the air, Pride?" Tex Mocked
"No!" Chicken Little Said. "Put me down this instant!" Tex begin to chuckle at him as he grinned.
"Very well then." Said Tex, as He Dropped him to plummet into the ground.
Chicken Little Fell all the way down in front of the THX Logo from a 100 Degree Drop by Tex. As He Landed on the ground, He tried to stand up. But he couldn't move his legs as the barely broke from the fall. Bob was flying right next to him, Ready to finish him off with his Machine Gun. Tex then finally dropped next to Chicken Little as he grabbed out his chainsaw ready to kill him.
"Time to say goodbye, Loser." Bob said as he aimed at Chicken Little's legs.
"You guys are even worse Than those Alien Robots We saw. as in psychopaths. Hope you two have a fun time in Hell!" Chicken Little Said in Anger.
Tex then said. "You are right! We are Robots, But We also helped those Alien robots to Destroy your town too."
Tex then started up his chainsaw and cut his arms off, While Bob shoots his broken legs off disintegrating them. Chicken Little Screamed in Agony, as He Yelled "NO!" from the Film where he discovers A panel of The Aliens' Spaceship has fallen from the sky. Anyways, He continued screaming as Tex laughed Again, While he and Bob continued cutting disintegrating his arms and legs off.
After That Chicken Little Realized that He can't move anymore, as he was completely amputated. And he begin to slowly die as his eyes widen and his mouth became agape. The Camera zoomed into his face as I could hear him saying "Today is a new day" from the movie fading in on him before it faded to black after 3 Seconds.
But The Trailer wasn't over yet, It Then showed a Shot of inside the Hotel. Everything was dark because of Tex's chainsaw from earlier.

* Fish Out of Water Gurgling in Confusion\*

Said a familiar gurgling Voice. Then After 5 Seconds, Fish Out of Water finally appeared out of nowhere as he and Kirby were walking around the hotel to see what was going on.
Kirby gasped as She saw The Blood splatters from the dead bodies of The Four People Who played The Main Characters.
Once again, I got puzzled at what Im looking at. Why is Kirby visiting a Hotel at night while Fish is taking care of him when The other characters are in Tex's Hideout? Wouldn't Her Mother and Father be worried sick?
Anyway, She and Fish Continued walking around the hotel to see what happened as they see more blood splatters and everything else Destroyed by The two robots. Suddenly, They Heard the sound of Tex's Evil laugh from Earlier. Kirby looked around to see who made the noise.

* Kirby Speaking quietly in gibberish the same way she Saw Chicken Little feeling Sad as it was heard in the Movie\*

Kirby said in cute voice as usual, speaking in baby talk.

* Fish Out of Water Gurgling\*

Fish Responded, as He Pointed to a shadow in a clear wall seeing Two mysterious figures which turn out to be Tex and Bob. Only that Their faces were shown in the dark. The same way Zurg and Randall did in the Other Two Trailers Rohan saw.
"Hello Sparkies!" Tex Asked as his voice echoed in the same way he did in The Tunnel from The 2005 Pilot Trailer. "You two are a cute couple alright, But Thought We like to have fun with you too."
Fish suddenly Greed'd at the Two Robots, Gurgling in a Happy thought.
"Don't Worry Fishy boy." Bob Answered. "We will try to take care that little alien once we had fun with you first."
And The Two Robots charged towards Fish Out of Water. Tex Stabbed Fish's chest with a Dagger as he Screamed the same way he did The King Kong Reference in the movie. Sure, Fish doesn't care about being afraid of everything as he always has a positive face on him.
Kirby Screamed in shocked and Immediately started running away from them as Tex pulled out his dagger out of Fish's chest once He and Rob chased after her.
"Mommy!" Kirby Yelled as her Voice echoed through the Hallway. She didn't stopped running as She suddenly tripped over Tex's mallet that cause her to hit a wall and She realized she had no escape.
Tex and Bob flied over to Kirby, She Begin to cry into tears as Tex got closer to her.
"Goodbye Little Baby Alien." Tex said in a demonic voice, as he started up his chainsaw.
Kirby's Crying noises came from, Yet again, The movie itself, as Her parents left the town as they couldn't find her. Just as I thought it didn't sound fake.
Right before Tex's Chainsaw was about to make contact with Kirby, Bob suddenly interrupted.
"Tex, Wait! Don't Kill the Poor thing!" He said as Tex stopped using his Chainsaw.
Kirby sighed in relief, as She was about to be sent free from Bob. He then remarked.
"I will make her death painless." Kirby Gasped again, as Bob held her up with her robotic hand while holding his Mini machine gun in the other arm and started aiming it at her.
"I'm sorry kid, But things have to be the way they were." Bob said feeling bad for himself to the baby alien in a sad tone, as She continued Sobbing. He Then finally pulled the trigger and fired The last Bullet at Kirby. Just as the final Bullet was about to make contact with Kirby's face. The Screen cut to black, With Kirby Screaming and Crying out The Famous Baby Kate Crying sound Effect from Arthur.
I was really heart broken at what Bob did at the last second as I cried a tear out of my right eye. Kirby was my Favorite character in Chicken Little, as I always had a soft spot on her. If Only her Parents were here more than just seeing Fish taking care of her.
As The Screen stayed for 5 Seconds, The Trailer went to its Ending Point as it Showed the THX Logo from Earlier. The Screaming Deep Note From The Aerated Version of The THX Grand Trailer started playing again, This time It had The familiar Screams that belong to Chicken Little, Abby, Buck Cluck, and Even Fish Out of Water as Well, Mostly common with Runt of The Liter's Screams and Kirby's Crying. "Oh My God!" I said to myself. The Screaming Deep Note Played for 10 Seconds Until Tex and Bob Dropped down in front of the screen as seen in The Moo Can Trailer once again. The Death Note From The Game Over Screen in Mario.exe Started Playing as Tex Begin to Speak to The Audience.
"Hello Disney Fans!" "You Won't Believe What Texy Did this time." "He has Defeated A Chicken who is afraid of The Sky Falling, Along with A Rooster, An Ugly Duckling, and A Nervous Pig in This Hideout." Said Tex as He faced towards the screen.
"Yeah, And I also Helped him out too" Bob said.
"Thats right." Tex mocked. "This is my new Sidekick, Bob." "We used to be friends since we first meet each other for the first time."
Tex did his warning as usual as he grinned once again.
"So remember Heres The Main Rule TV Viewers, If You ever fear me, Bob, My Logo, or my Company, The T-Man will hunt you down whenever We find you!" "Have a good night and Sweet dreams!"
Tex then Pressed the button on his chest to activate his jetpack and he flew off screen, Laughing maniacally as always.
"Rest in Piece Your Childhood." Bob Responded. He then saluted me And Flied away in the same direction Tex went.
The Death Note Music then Ended After Bob Went off screen. Then The New THX Slogan "See you on The Other Side" Dropped down. As The Screen was displayed, I can See Bob's Eyes glowing in the dark being faded inside. After 4 Seconds, The Caption faded to black, But not Bob's eyes. However, I was already getting chills after seeing Rob Starring into my face for 5 Seconds until they faded out. And unlike The Lost Brave Little Toaster THX Trailer, I brace myself for A Jumpscare to Pop up again. And Apparently there was.
Normally I thought it was a Freeze frame of Runt's Face whenever He Screamed or Kirby's Face when Her Eyes Poped Out After she Sneezed, But it was a Close up Shot of Chicken Little as He Discovered the Piece of the Sky before He Called Abby. He Had Red Glowing Pupils through his eyes as He was Crying Blood, Accompanied by A Woman's Shriek that was heard in The Tex Halloween 2007 Trailer, along with A G-Major Version of The infamous Howie Scream. That Image Scared The Crap out of me as I covered my ears due to how loud the Woman's Scream was.
After The Frightening jumpscare ended, It Took me back to the Main Menu. I was very surprised to see the horrifying Version of Chicken Little in A THX Trailer. This was Even Worse than The Brave Little Toaster THX Trailer I saw a Month ago. I shouldn't have buy'd this DVD in the first place. I manage to save a few Screenshots of The trailer just in Time my Mom came back from work. I showed Her The Evidence, and She was Appalled then before. I took out The DVD and Gave it to her to smash it into pieces, but not The Chicken Little DVD I took out before I watched the Trailer.
After That day, I Couldn't Sleep for A Week, Because I kept thinking about Tex Killing me in different ways, Especially Bob The Drone, as His machine gun would kill me instantly in my sleep. Obviously, This is Another one of Adam Kennington's Sick tricks. Sure, He got arrested after he got revenge on The Company by making The Seventh lost THX Trailer Rohan Encounter'd.
First He Ruined The Brave Little Toaster, And Now He Ruined Chicken Little. At least He Got what he deserves After Making Those Lost THX Tex Trailers, As he's Responsible for This Disaster. Tex looks Helpful on The inside. But on the outside, He's a Killing Machine. Hopefully His Little droid Buddy will never appear again in another trailer, If I could at least forgot about him.