Monkey Man Madness

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Monkey Man Madness is a TV Movie about Plankton and friends to save the world when the Monkey Men enter the world.

## Airdate

Tune in to these channels at 7 PM on July 17 to see the movie. All channels are numbered by the Bikini Bottom Cable TV.

* Bikini Bottom TV (Channel 6)
* Kingshire TV (Channel 162)
* Shehahn TV (Channel 165)
* NKCTV (Channel 167)
* HDC (Channel 201)

## Errors

* The title card is printed with "Monkey MEN Madness" instead of "Monkey Man Madness".

## Transcript

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*Bikini Bottom is the most peaceful place in the universe. No war, no violence, everything is perfect.*

Plankton: Ah! Good morning. Lets read the new edition of Villians Weekly!

Karen: Don't you have anything to do now.

Plankton: I'm a faliure! I spent 50 years finding the formula and nothing happened!

Karen: Don't be sad.

Plankton: Yes I am

Karen: Don't be sad

Plankton: Yes I am

*Two Hours Later*

Plankton: I'm depressed [*Plankton turns TV on*]

Perch: Some "Monkey Men" have terrorized Bikini Bottom. Houses destroyed. Boats looped. Here I am at the Krusty Krab. Here I am talking to Eugene Krabs, the owner of the place. Mr.Krabs, how do you feel?

Mr.Krabs: I am making more money! With the fee for entry at $12.00, I'll be filthy stinking rich!

Perch: Here you have it this is Pe... [*Monkey Men enter the Krusty Krab, steal the formula, and looted all the money*] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Voice: We are experiencing some technical difficulties. Please come again.

Mr.Krabs: ME MONEY!!! [*faints*]

Spongebob: Mr.Krabs! [*revives Mr.Krabs with a Krabby Patty*]

Refugees: Why, Why, WHY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Plankton turns off the TV*

Plankton: Did you see that?!

Karen: That was terrible!

Plankton: Exactly! They stole stuff I was going to steal!

Karen: You do have no heart.

Plankton: We must defeat them!

Karen: But how?

Plankton: By following them

Karen: Don't you need help?

Plankton: Of course!

Karen: Who would want to help YOU?

Plankton: Don't worry my computer wife, I know two dingalings who would help me

SpongeBob: Run for your life!!!

Refugees: Aaaaaah!!!

Plankton: Freeze you sponge!

SpongeBob: What do you want?!

Plankton: We're going to defeat the Monkey Men. Now get your idiot friend.

SpongeBob: But...[*Plankton bites SpongeBob's thumb*]

Plankton: Just do what I say.

#### At Patrick's House Edit

SpongeBob: Patrick!

Patrick: You're alive!

SpongeBob: Me, You, Plankton, and Karen are going to defeat the Monkey Men. You did dream to defeat them before.

Patrick: I heard that they live in a mystical town called Land of Fish. I heard there's an interdimensional portal over there.

Plankton: Karen get the car!

SpongeBob: Wait! We have to get Squidward and Sandy!

Plankton: Why! Squidward is lame and Sandy keeps interrupting me!

SpongeBob: Don't tell him this, but Squidward plays his clarinet badly so he can distract enemies!

Patrick: And Sandy is super-good at karate!

Plankton: Why are you the now-it-all?

Patrick: I had dreams and studied about them. I majored in *Studies of what to do when bad guys terrorize the Ocean* in college.

Plankton: Wow.

SpongeBob: Squidward! We're going to the Land of Fish to defeat the Monkey Men!

Squidward: Why do I have to go?

SpongeBob: They love your clarinet!

Squidward: Let's go!

SpongeBob: We have to get Sandy!

#### At Sandy's House Edit

SpongeBob: We're going to defeat the Monkey Man!

Sandy: Why should I?

SpongeBob: Don't you like karate?

Sandy: Fine.

Patrick: I'll drive. I know where it is.

Sandy: Why is he the know-it-all?

Plankton: Oh, brother.

Sandy: Plankton!

SpongeBob: We have to save them!

Sandy: Alright, but I'll never forget the time I got my first arrest because of you!

Patrick: Lets Go!

#### At the Land of Fish Edit

Sandy: The monkey men are causing havoc!

Plankton: Let's fight these monkeys!

Patrick: Found them!!

Plankton: Hey Monkeys!!!

Monkey Man: Who dares disturb me! Monkeyminions, attack!

Sandy: Hi ya!

*Everyone keeps knocking out Monkeyminions*

Monkey Men: Ha! You may have defeated them, but there's still me!

SpongeBob: Hi ya!

Sandy: Hi ya!

Squidward: Hi ya!

Plankton: Just adjusting my robot. Hi ya!

Patrick: Hi ya!

*Monkey Man and the Heros fight for Bikini Bottom. Fifteen minutes later...*

Monkey Man: Stop it! Here's your city...[*falls into a coma*]

Everyone: Yahoo!!!!!

#### At the Krusty Krab Edit

Mr.Krabs: Thank you for saving us SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Don't thank me, thank Plankton.

Sandy: Maybe I should forgive him...

Patrick: Where is Plankton anyways?

Plankton: I GOT THE FORMULA! I GOT THE FORMULA!

Mr.Krabs: COME BACK HERE YOU THIEF! COME BACK HERE!!!

*And this is the mystical tale about the Monkey Men in SpongeBob's world.*

THE END