Lieutenant Potato

Potato selling potions in later life.

Potato was born on the 12th of January 1914. He however was no human. In an alternate dimension, or as you may know it, the Galaxy the milky way, he came from a planet called earth. Born in Dublin, Ireland (Milky Way) his early life began inside a lab, where a potato was turned into a way to impregnate people. Potato's parents identity is kept secret. However during his time on the planet, a civil war broke out, between the Irish and those of the UK. In 1939, once Ireland had gained independence, Lt. Potato Fought in the 2nd world war, a huge war among those in the Milky way, began. Lt. Potato was fighting in this war, since times had got tough for his first wife, IrishEgirl, He went to fight in this big war, earning the title Colonel. After this war, Col. Potato went off to a lab, beginning his scientist career.

### Chapter 1: The lab

The lab was an Irish place, where Ireland was testing hard on several items. Carrots, Parsnip and vegetables were found to open small portals, but nothing big. Col. Potato Discovered, that only a huge vegetable could open the portal. He remembered that he was a potato. Potato stepped through the portal, and it closed behind him, as he was stuck in a dimension, one of horror and war, the stonework's dimension. He soon joined a nice town in avertico, and he built up a beautiful district, meeting several nice people, such as kaniro, and tip, his future brother from another mother.

However all good things must come to an end. After a mere 4 years, on the server, Potato escaped back to his world, only to find that the year in the Milky Way was 40 years in the future. His wife, IrishEgirl had passed, and he was all alone, He detested this world, and preferred the horror of the stonework's server, so attempted to go back. Only to end up in yet another dimension, the dashworld dimension. Dashworld was his favourite of the dimensions. He found that his old friends had also discovered this dimension from stonework's.

### Chapter 2: Becoming Lieutenant

Potato soon found love in this server, becoming the 3rd person to join the Palarri tribes, the biggest nation on the server. He soon found many things, becoming the scientist of Palarri until, he discovered the potion, a thing that can give powers to the user for a time. He soon started selling these. Until for 3 days he travelled back to the Milky Way for the final time, he was granted the title Lieutenant for all of his work for science, and for his military struggled in Ireland in the year 2030 on the Milky Way, when he fought in the Irish vs UK war.

Once he returned he decided to set up a town Tallaght, just like his original home in Dublin all those years ago. He now continues a peaceful life, working in a pharmacy selling potions, and chilling with his bros. The most recent major event in his career was joining another Military, the IDF, a mercenary group, with big power on the server, but made to defend nations they like. These days Potato still runs his business, which has expanded to Irish minimarts, and other quests, such as wood and potions, of course still being sold.

### Chapter 3: Here comes Tallaght

Tallaght was originally a town with a temporary basis, set up in the empire of andromeda to increase trade, however Tallaght was soon shut down and Lt. Potato moved back to his home, the Palarri tribes. While back in palarri tribes he helped deliver potions to new nations. He then celebrated tips wedding, ending it with joining kavisays secret police, which he still has great relasions with. Once he had joined the secret police, he decided he needed yet again another temparary town.

Tallaght was born a 2nd time just to build shops in andromeda and stavton, which still have not been built. However shortly after, he would return to the Palarri tribes once again, to celebrate his business deals that were coming, however after this day, he once again set out, setting up Tallaght. The first building built was a wagon to store an ender chest, which was very hard to transport due to incumberment. However this was completed and the chest placed. Then he began a Potato farm, a major thing on its way of course.

### Chapter 4: His Wedding

Lt. Potato married DimenSpace, shortly after tips wedding, where he was best man. His wedding happened shortly after tips, he married DimenSpace, his 2nd husband, a mere 30 minutes after. The wedding was ordaned by LouisLoops, a dear friend to him, or as Louis prefers to be called, Snappier. He married DimenSpace in front of a few close friends, Shortly before he started the process to join kavisays secret police. His wedding to DimenSpace was the "Happiest day of my life!!!" And he celebrated by drinking some Guinness to celebrate.

After the party was over, Potato and DimenSoace faced their first challenge as a couple, attempting to beat zek's ban hammer. The ban hammer was a weapon that only the gods of the server (Herb and Zek) possesed. It was a hard challenge, but with Snappier providing the final blow to him, Zek was defeated. This was almost a happy end, was it not for the fact that after the wedding, an innocent man named Mr. Nice was brutally murdered, loosing his diamond shovel and 54 skulk blocks, murdering this man still remains Lt. Potato's biggest regret.