Endings

All available endings in Dialtown.

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## Canon Endings

The good endings of each route, with your dates now in a happier place, the first four denoted by the usage of *"So... you didn't blow anything up"*.

Oliver's Good Ending: At the funfair, post-egg laying, allow Oliver to use the video he recorded. Then at the zoo, go into the emu enclosure. In the end, while the movie isn't the groundbreaking hit-piece Oliver envisioned, it still sells well due to being a "horror". Oliver and Dickens then decide to retire the theater and turn it into a horror attraction called the "Scareshack", with Oliver being allowed to kick out Billy due to it being 18-only, with Gingi calling this "the best ending ever".

Karen's Good Ending: At the bank, post-Karen date, tell Karen you're "dreadfully sorry" or that you "have needs" and attempt to convince her to leave her shift with you. To fully convince her you must point out that she "clearly hates her job" or that she "loves you, and you're asking her to." After this encounter she will meet you outside the bank after quitting her job. When you are at the zoo (giraffe encounter) do not choose the giraffe. Karen will take you back to her apartment where you discover her niche horse art talent. This leads you to destroying the main attraction at an art expo and Karen replacing it with her own art. Her art is a hit and she is offered a chance to travel the world and print what she sees. You have a bittersweet goodbye with the promise of hieroglyphic letters and the occasional handful of gravel.

Randy's Good Ending: During the mugging, tell Randy to stand up for himself. When Randy asks to go back to your place, say yes. Let it play out. At the end, you get a bandage option/choice. Pick either 'cutesy' or 'encouraging'. This ending results in Randy having a new job and home at the funfair as a ticket operator, and generally a new start at life, along with some well-earned new confidence. His appearance is also changed to having a brown bandaid on his forehead, either now having "Sweetheart" or "Tough Guy" scrawled on its surface.

Bigfoot's Good Ending: Decide to walk into the forest, and then decide to use Bigfoot for good, with you trying to domesticate him. Let things play out. When given the choice to sell Bigfoot to Theoroar, decide to shed clothes instead. Phonegingi re-realizes their romantic feelings for Bigfoot and stops trying to domesticate him. Instead, they reveal him to Jerry during a bet, who promptly breaks down, allowing the both of them to enter the funfair and lay the eggs.

Norm's Good Ending/True Ending: When first confronting Norm, wave at him. At the end during the standoff between him and Mayor Mingus, convince Norm to stand down. It ends with you convincing Mayor Mingus to lift the exile by revealing Callum Crown’s true vision; "All are welcomed here in Dialtown". Following this, Norm has an interview about his exile and being orchestrated by society for not fitting in, and thanks to Phonegingi, made him realize to be better than what others say. Around the end of the interview, the eggs finally hatch, only for Phonegingi to be repulsed by their appearance and bemoan how everything they did was for naught.

## Bad Endings

### *'Shit Yourself and Die' Endings*

*Bad endings where you bite it craping your pants in the end, denoted by the usage of "So, you dun Goofed (Game Mix)". Required for the "Absolute Degenerate" achievement.*

(Karen Route)Overdose on Battery Acid Ending: At the bank during the post-date encounter, when Karen asks you to come back later, do so. This ends in you loitering for 25 hours outside the bank and Karen banning you from the bank. You get kicked out and go back to your tent, getting high off cough syrup. When trying to think of a way to win Karen back "charge your brain." This leads to you guzzling down 14 packs of batteries, overdosing, shitting your pants, and dying.

(Karen Route)Shot during a Botched Bank Robbery Ending: Same as above, but decide to rob the bank instead. When the police officers come to arrest you, resist. You are then shot, soil yourself, and scream Karen's name until she asks you to stop, because then she'll be held accountable for your actions.

(Oliver Route)Drink Ink Ending: Decide to not allow Oliver to use the footage. Then, decide to go to the cinema. When given the choice, choose to create a tragedy. While in your tent, the ink you stole from Karen so you could mimic spewing blood backfires when you drink it. As you die, you tell Oliver to continue the movie in your name.

(Oliver Route)Alpaca Ending: Decide to allow Oliver to use the footage. Then, jump into the alpaca enclosure. The alpacas are revealed to have meat grinder heads, and brutally kill you.

(Randy Route)Fence Ending: During the mugging, tell Randy to stand up for himself. When Randy asks to go back to your place at the park later, say no. Phonegingi decides to break into the funfair to check on their eggs, and while climbing the fence they fall of off it, shit themselves, and is confronted by Jerry, who says they are about to die.

(Bigfoot Route)The Ending where Bigfoot Kills You with a Fucking Gun**:** Use Bigfoot for evil. Phonegingi tries to train Bigfoot in order to take down Jerry. To do this, they give him a banana, and then a picture of a civilian (stolen from the bank) and a bottle of whiskey. Bigfoot, having been given a handgun seconds before, shoots Phonegingi. They proceed die within minutes, realizing the mistake of teaching Bigfoot to kill.

(Norm Route)Killed by Norm Ending: Decide to scream BOO! at Norm, who then shoots you dead and to honor your last request, ships your corpse to Randy in a box to scare him.

### Other Unsuccessful Dating Attempts

*Other bad endings that end with things not working out between the two of you for whatever reason, denoted by "So, you dun [MEDIOCRELY]". These are not required for the "Absolute Degenerate" achievement.*

(Oliver Route)Bare Ass Provokes Arson Ending: Decide to not allow Oliver to use the footage. Then, decide to go to the cinema. When given the choice, choose to create a porno. The movie is so horrid that a riot breaks out in Dialtown, with the theater being caught in the rampant fires.

(Oliver Route)Little Billy Becomes an Astronaut Ending: Decide to not allow Oliver to use the footage. Then, decide to return to your tent. Upon finding their tent missing, Billy claims to have "eaten it". Enraged, Phonegingi punches them into the air. Several hours later, and they realize they're going to jail for killing a child.

(Karen Route)You Marry a Giraffe... for some reason... Ending: After convincing Karen to leave work at the post-date encounter you will take her to your tent, then the zoo. At the giraffe encounter, choose the giraffe over Karen. This leads to you marrying the giraffe when an enraged Karen sarcastically tell you to.

(Karen Route)Arrested Ending: Same as the Shot during a Botched Bank Robbery Ending, but allow yourself to be arrested. In prison, Karen shows up and reveals she actually enjoys your presence in small doses, and promises to check up on the eggs when she's not busy. You sees this as a good ending, even though you're in prison.

(Karen Route)Broken Reality Ending: Post-date, show up and asks her if she enjoyed it. Karen is disgusted and breaks up, which causes reality to crash. When waking up, you eventually encounter the Hobo, who takes you to a world where Randy is Oliver, much to your horror.

(Randy Route)Asshole Ending: You pick the 'soul crushingly cruel' option (the red one) when you write on Randy's bandaid. Though Randy still has a successful job and fresh start, he's rightfully crushed by Gingi's actions. This changes his appearance to having a brown bandaid on his forehead, with "Fuckface v2" scrawled on its surface.

(Randy Route)80's Drug Psa Ending: During the subway mugging, tell Randy to play possum. When the mugger advances on you, accept the advances. This leads to a cutscene with the Mugger and Phonegingi having sex -- or attempting to -- and ends with Phonegingi dying of an overdose.

(Randy Route)Jail Ending: During the mugging, play possum, then reject mugger. When Randy gives you the offer on day 3 at the fence, accept. This ending results after Randy snaps, taking desperate measures to free himself of his curse. He phones Phonegingi, telling them to meet him at the Funfair's Fence, and, as Phonegingi Arrives, Randy has broken a hole into the fence and armed himself with a hammer, where he states he's going to smash the machine to free himself of his curse. However, the police manage to catch and capture him and Phonegingi, and it ends with the two in prison.

(Randy Route)Hammer Ending: Same as above, but reject Randy's offer at the fence. The major difference in this ending is, instead of being jailed, Randy trips while going to destroy the machine and launches the hammer into the air, which manages to hit him in the head, killing him instantly.

(Bigfoot Route)Sell Bigfoot Ending: Decide to sell Bigfoot to Theoroar. Phonegingi is rewarded fifty dollars as promised and gives it all to Jerry, who in return agrees to give Phonegingi an annual pass allowing them to come and go to the funfair as they please. While happy, Phonegingi does also feel sorry for betraying Bigfoot.

(Narrator Route)Sock Ending: Decide to give up on your quest to get inside the funfair. After laying the eggs inside the tent, you decide to date the Narrator (who becomes represented by a sock), which ends with you being imprisoned inside a padded cell with only Randy for company.

(Norm Route)Assassinate Mingus Ending: Decide to wave at Norm. During the standoff between him and Mayor Mingus, let Norm kill Mayor Mingus. Norm manages to kill Mingus, but realizes that in doing so, proved that he was a monster. It ends with both him and Phonegingi looking at the player for choosing this outcome.

## Gallery

### *Canon Endcards*

Karen Good EndcardRandy Good EndcardOliver Good EndcardBigfoot Good Endcard