Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler circa 2030

Adolf Hitler was once the leader of Nazi Germany and now is the General of the NPR Army. He's had a very Interesting life.

## Early Life

Adolf a German nationalist fought in World War One. After the war he became the leader of the Nazi party and took over Germany. He then started World War Two, invaded Poland and killed millions of Jews. The United States of America, United Kingdom, Dominion of Canada, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, (yes im going to name every one of them to make this look more professional that it is) Republic of China, South Africa, Italian Resistance, French Republic, Australia, Poland, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Grand Dutchy of Luxembourg, British RAJ, Malaysia, Dutch East Indies, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, Greece, Yugoslavia, New Zealand, Brazil, Mongolia, and Mexico all decided to collectively kick his ass. His ass was kicked so hard people thought it was a gunshot and Hitler had killed himself. This was not the case as Hitler actually just hid in a cave in Berlin. He lived in this bunker for the entirety of the cold war and most of modern times. Franklin Delano Roosevelt had lived his life thinking Hitler was dead and when he came to guide the NPR in the late 2020s he found out that Hitler was indeed alive. FDR went on a quest to kill Hitler. He was able to track down and had an epic battle with Hitler killing him. FDR had decided that his life was complete after that and became an America ghost and lived happily ever after.

## After Being Revived

McPizza devised a plan to revive Hitler and destroy the NPR using him. He was successful and with a wave of his dark magic wand Hitler was revived. His plan ultimately failed though when Hitler fell down a flight of stairs and damaged his brain. This head injury stopped Hitler from remembering why he had such a hatred for Jews and his memory after WWII. He tried to return to his ol' pal Mussolini but was not able to find him. He saw on the news that the NPR a terrorist organization was thriving in Naples. Thinking this was his friend he traveled there but upon his arrival he was shocked that the NPR was actually a democracy. He sang a wonderful song to prove to the people he was no longer bad. Admiral John Kennedy convinced of his honesty convinced Pizzavelt that he should be given a second chance. Thus Hitler was given the position of General (due to the last one dying the day prior).

Hitler has been trying to invade Switzerland but has been shutdown numerous times by Pizzavelt.

Hitler was a vital officer in the saving of Saul Goodman and Theodore Pizzavelt in Operation Pizza Thunder. He was demoted prior to Lieutenant for disobeying orders but to prove his loyalty he saved the man who demoted him.

Adolf Hitler was fired by Theodore Pizzavelt for failing to detect a COU spy and was banished to Finland. But this was simply a coverup, in reality Theodore and Hitler left to track down the ABS. When Theodore went to explain to NPR what was going on Hitler became quick enemies with Dwight Pizzahower and ended up leaving the group over a disagreement. Hitler having enough of the Dwight's bullshit shot up a Tver school and later killed by Dwight.