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Civil War JRPG by TitleKnown

A JRPG based in a fantasy world heavily pastiching post-Civil-War rural America, especially The South; and heavily influenced by the works of Mark Twain and other actually-good writers from that area, using a combination of Live A Live’s grid-based battle mechanics and Paper Mario’s Action Commands, and with a plot talking about issues of race in history explicitly and head-on.

## Sam Handy

Your protagonist (Who’s black BTW) is born in a small town of former slaves, where the boss using Sax Rohmer #1 is fought right before you start your journey after the Inciting Incident, Sam Handy. He’s like a black; country Gandalf (complete with mysterious connections to higher powers) who fights you with a magical pitchfork to make sure you’re ready for your journey and teaches you some of the deeper mechanics of the battle system. He pops up as a guide throughout the story; tho often leaves on his own mysterious errands. He is also an optional boss, where he shows his true power,

## The Beast

The Dirty Paws’ NPC music is for the Beast that helps ferry you across the main river (Think the Missisippi River with Final Fantasy’s airship), this huge shaggy boar-deer-ape-thing, who you befriend by clearing his name for a series of murders committed by a nasty shapeshifting con-man working for the villains.

He dies of course, the Beast I mean, killed saving you from the villains in the final climax of the game.

## Riverhouse

This Devil’s Workday as a boss battle theme is for Riverhouse, a demon bound to a riverboat casino who looks like a combination between a huge alligator-gar; a steamboat; and a heron. He gets people in debt so he can keep people as his workers via the legal termsof his place; slowly draining their life away until they become He has a hand in a lot of tragedy, a lot of painful backstories, and while he’s not the Big Bad, he would be the hypothetical game’s boss you are meant to be absolutely despise the most.

Most of his attack in battle would be based on rigged games of chance, with aside from blasts and physical attacks, using field-altering magical attacks that last multiple turns, based on gambling placed on the battlefield and them having a randome chance of hitting you but very obviously rigged to make them almost unavoidable. But smart players could figure out how to use his rigging and hit what’s causing it to make those attacks stop hitting you and start hitting him.

## Author Note

Also, all these concepts are completely free-to-use as long as I am credited as their originator.
Yiff Olimpia

## BEGIN PROFILE:

*Subject YIFF OLIMPIA, given the codename after much internal*
debate, is a humanoid anomalous mechanical statue approximately six foot
 four in height at her shortest height, and at her tallest is at
[REDACTED].

*Subject shows an approximate level of*
engineering equivalent to the ninenteen fourties, but containing
numerous anomalous materials in her construction allowing for her vast
abilities and genius-level human intelligence.

*Subject’s*
anomalous materials; amongst Orium/Hirohokane, Tulu Metal, Cavorite,
“Re-Animation” Fluid; and several currently [REDACTED], have as their
most significant use the creation of so-called mimetic polyalloys;
surrounding a relatively minimal series of “floating” cohesion and
processing structures, allowing for the subject’s major abilities to
produce blades; to alter their height and proportion; to “soften” things
 and to produce secondary entities using their machines.

*Subject’s*
 abilities to engineer secondary entities is high and varied, though few
 count as sufficiently anomalous for our research, with a tendency
towards creating feminine forms because “I like girls, okay?!”

*Subject*
 was found in the 1990s as relating to several “cryptid” incidents in an
 impoverished neighborhood, found in a supposedly “condemned” apartment
building that had never been demolished; and in fact had been
refurbished extensively internally by Subject.

*Subject’s personality has been described as*“domineering,” *“cantankerous,” “grumpy,”  and “perfect for engineering.” Subject is adept at combat due to aforementioned abilities, but engages only*
begrudgingly and is thoroughly preterbed when asked in the middle of her
 work; engage with caution.

*Subject chooses to work*
with the G.U.F.F. because “I guess, I ain’t got anything better to do.”
Subject’s creator is known as [REDACTED], and was said to have left for
“Somewhere else, I dunno, she didn’t tell me shit.” after the creation
of the entity after herself, which is unknown; but likely related to
Incident [REDACTED]''*Secondary subjects have been produced by said creator, to be covered in future entries.*

## Author Notes

Yes, I made a furry waifu. With a Tales of Hoffmann reference! Tho,
one sadly not too deep of one, given I placed more emphasis on the
Waifu-y bits.

As per usual with G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use
 as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F.
Johnson, am credited as their creator!

And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
Ooky-Spooky

## Profile

At a show one night, world-renowned young stage-magician and avowed skeptic Quentin Quigley decided to perform an ancient ritual given to him by an old South American wise man for the audience, just to prove it was bunk.

Imagine his surprise then, when it actually summoned Oooky-Spooky, Mage-Spirit of the Q-Circle, Friend of the Late(?) Harry Houdini and All-Around Rabble-Rouser.

Now she drags him along on whacky adventures; whether it be to settle old bygones, find ancient secrets/artifacts/places of magic or just for the hell of it, alll while trying to teach him the secrets of ''real '' magic.

## Abilities

She is an extremely powerful and long-lived member of a shapeshifting race, with aeons of magical knowlege at her fingertips. Unfortunately, she tends to be scatterbrained in her use of it...

## Additional Info.

Her main enemies include the terrifying Agent Freakout, her godawful aunt known as The Wishing Skull, and the enigmatic Maginos 56

Her world-hopping adventuring actually comes from a firm belief that everything is connected, from the evils of the human/mundane realms to the villainy of cosmic monsters, and her ultimate goal is to help other people through connecting those who're good there too.

She was raised by the aunt that ultimately became The Wishing Skull, who neglected the young Ooky and used her as a tool for her selfish power-mongering schemes while being shielded from any consequences due to her high status.

Part of her view of connectivity was shaped from being raised by her horrid aunt and never wanting that to happen to anyone, and part of that was shaped by her various friendships with humans (Especially Houdini) and noting how much the evils she saw of the mundane(ish) realms resembled the ones she encountered in her own realms.

Her species is called the Skooks, whose appearances all have elements of A Cheap Trick, A Clean Death, And A Jaunty Hat. Take that as you will.

## Author Commentary

She was basically the first of my Open Source OCs, based on the old "Spooky Goopy" figure from the Creepy Crawlers line! Also, her characterization takes a lot from Robin Williams' Genie, so take that as you will...

## License

As she has been forever and for always, she is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as her creator!
Artemesia

## Profile

Her name’s Artemesia, after a Renaissance painter like all good turts are, she’s most likely a pirate, and she’s probably in the TITLEWave universe, tho IDK where yet.

## Author Commentary

So, given it’s both World Turtle Day and MerMay, I decided to combine them for a last-minute pic!

## License

They are free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

If you wanna support the author, maybe check out my Patreon*,* or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
Small Treasure

## BEGIN PROFILE:

***SUBJECT SMALL TREASURE** is a reptomorphic entity approximately eight inches in length occupying a crater; determined by investigators to be a former location of a [REDACTED] chain store, with a crude "nest" made up of remnant shopping carts and the remains of the location.*

*Subject cannot speak, but appear to understand human speech and convey intention through a series of high-pitched squeaks, yips and various other noises. Subject is capable of flight and strong enough to drag an average full-grown adult human by the shoe when on the ground. Subject is also seemingly extremely resilient, surviving the inadvertent explosion of [REDACTED], for which they appeared extremely apologetic for.*

*Subject appears to keep a "hoard" of items, notably a large amount of seemingly self-processed "flakes" of gold, but also precious stones, and items that seem to bear particular interest to them; many of which appear to be anomalies themselves. Subject's main means of defending this appears to be the creature's two "breath weapons," one of an electrically charged; highly corrosive "Battery acid" and one of a "gas" that causes extreme dizziness. Through communication with Subject, we have been allowed testing of potential anomalies within their "hoard" as long as they remain undamaged.*

*By use of a keyboard and the creature "tapping" on it to type messages, we were able to establish more robust communication with Subject. They appear to be a juvenile of their species, with their "treasure" acquired by an ability to "Fly Fast" and "Dig Far" that, when asked further, appeared to be a type of fourth dimensional travel.*

*Subject has also stated a desire to avoid relocation, due to "mama" telling them to "Take good care of this place while I'm gone." Evidence appears that this event occured at least [REDACTED] decades ago. Subject became distraught and had to be calmed when further evidence of [REDACTED] was brought up, and they remain convinced of her eventual return...*

## Author Commentary

I had this pic of gold-type flakes sitting around a while, and when I made this lil dragon goober and used the interior of a shopping cart as a background for the image, the story kinda wrote itself! Poor thing...

As with all the G.U.F.F. stuff, this precious friend is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!

Or, if you wanna commission me for a pic like this, my commission info is thisaway!
Babylon Stargazer

## Profile

*“It didn’t have to be like this. You could have come to the truth.“*

Babylon Stargazer is the second of the 7 Deadly Virtues, meant as a way to “boost” programs into entering places/spaces they would not be able to access along with bringing in said programs, made by an as-of-yet unknown source it only refers to as “The Wizard,” though said source’s intentions are speculated to have been immensely sinister.

Of course, to do so it had to be able to “see” those places, and it ended up seeing something within the dark void that took its mind to a dark place, an obsession with reaching that star of Xanadu.

## Abilities

Well, technically it’s a server called Xanadu, but still. Its abilities are deadly, in that it can not only fling its allies and brethren to wherever it wishes; at least within a reasonable degree of accessibility online. It can fling them to more private places or serve as a “root” for them to access our reality, but it has to work quite a bit harder to do so.

Though, it does have the ability to use this to shoot malicious data into victims quite easily, so there’s that. And, more ominously in terms of offensive power, it has the ability to let things in, with a far larger range without strain, and it can call in some pretty nasty ones. Though, it’s not the best at seeing what it’s summoning past a certain range, so there’s always that risk.

## Characterization

Its personality can be summarized as being “deranged philosopher,” very spacey and prone to contemplating high-concepts, but to unsettling conclusions, calm and conversational even when it is trying to kill you.

It does have deceptively a keen analytical; planning mind however, much to the chagrin of those who would underestimate them…

## Author Commentary

And, fun fact, fitting with the musical theme-naming, this character’s named after the songs Gates Of Babylon and Stargazer by Rainbow! And, in the middle with the way things work in the CQ-verse, I kinda worked in another reference, see if you can spot it…

## License

It is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

If you wanna support the author, maybe check out my Patreon*,* or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
SIN ZTAR

## Profile

**SIN\_ZTAR IS FORCE OF THE DARKNESS, HE HUNGER ALL LIGHT AND LIFE, INCARNATION OF GREAT MULTIVERSAL DEVOUR OF MULTIVERSE!**

Well, that's the message that many civilizations roughly get when this massive planet-sized entity begins to notice them, often slightly mistranslated and sent en-masse.

You do not want SIN\_ZTAR to notice you. For this signals the end.

## Abilities

Essentially their most horrifying one is tactile matter-manipulation. Anything they touch can be altered and warped as if the world was its own dark god.

They use this to great effect as they feed, assimilating the lives of those in the worlds they consume into their army, making the stars cold and still in their path as their light is snuffed out into SIN\_ZTAR's corpus.

Those things touched by their foul red light may also be altered, but in ways more subtle and long-term.

And, of course, being approximately the size of Jupiter and able to shift one's gravity pattern is deeply useful for all sorts of horrors too. That's a thing.

## Characterization

Calculating, but crude and straightforward at the same time. Their plans are long-term, but they prefer to delegate to their probes and minions for the actual finer points of such things.

They're sadistic and cruel, but not on a personal scale as much as a planetary one, driving civilizations mad with horror as they come from the sky, turning what was beautiful in their societies into sources of gore and horror as they are assimilated into its armies.

## Additional Info.

The Antidisestablishmentarianists are conflicted on them, one group saying the entity is the ultimate underminer of "rightful authority" and the other saying it is its truest expression...

## Author Commentary

They were essentially my attempt at aping Sinistar, Unicron & The Beast Planet from Shadow Raiders (Which I never watched but sounds pretty cool,) tho you can probably tell which one was the biggest design influence.

And yes, for the record I also took inspiration from the negative-Star Ztars from Mario Party, that too.

## License

This character/nightmare without beginning or end is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
The Triad

## Profile

Two societies at war eternal, one of Light, one of Dark, made the Noontide Sickle and the Nightgas Mask for their bitter feud. They were at the apex of their art, and they threatened to destroy the world as the war raged on greater and greater.

But, the war was only ended when two lovers; each from different sides, united to make the grave sacrifice of ending the war, by obliterating both sides in an act of unity before everything was gone.

The lovers left no bodies, only the sickle, the mask, and a new whip where they stood...

## Abilities

The Sickle not only contains a Light Elemental attribute in its
properties, usable for weal or woe, but also can summon and command
creatures of the day; whether they be specifically solar or more
generally “light” themed, and alter the environment to more diurnal
conditions, literally cutting through the darkness and even
“terraforming” the environment for more pretty diurnal imagery.

The Mask likewise spews a gas that contains the Element of Darkness,
also usable to harm or help, and to summon and command creatures of
night, and terraform more places into spooky dark ones; even in the
light of the noonday sun.

In contrast to the others, the Whip embodies pure Magic as its element and the lights of dusk and dawn,
able to call creatures of the opposite element of what force they are
opposing or those creatures that embody contradictions and liminalities.

Their
 terraforming power is not near as extensive as the other two, but the
ability to whip “holes” in the fabric of the world to bring a chaotic
element to upend the tables is deeply useful. Especially for its main
purpose, which is to bring balance between Day and Night.

## Characterization

The Noontide Sickle and the Nightgas Mask and each have an interest in spreading their specific element; and to
ultimately dominate the other, but note that Light and Day do not
correspond to goodness here nor do Darkness and Night correspond to
evil.

They are simply neutral primal elements at odds, helpful possibly,
 but also capable of becoming dangerously extreme.

The need to "balance" the two that the whip has means that it, thusly, could be called the closest thing to “good” in this
dichotomy, though it has often let itself be wielded by the worst to
bring about its goals of balance at any cost.

## Author Commentary

Essentially written to tie together three artifact-drawings into one unified concept, the backstory's actually new to this wiki. I think it gives it a greater degree of gravitas, though I'm not sure.

## License

These artifacts are free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
Thunderbeast

## BEGIN PROFILE:

S*ubject: THUNDERBEAST is unknown in designation of threat level.*
Manifestations statistically coincide with [REDACTED] levels of
meteorological electrical discharge, but it is unknown whether the
entity causes them or necessitates them to manifest, or possibly both.

*Entity*
 discharges electricity towards mobile entities adjacent to it, but does
 not seem to intentionally cause harm towards entities it recognizes as
“living,” often

*avoiding them as possible. Speculated to be either a*
threat display or for “ritualistic purposes” as proposed by Doctor
Susans.

*Classification as Kaiju-Class Entity disputed*
amongst G.U.F.F. personell for various reasons. After fortuitous
appearance at INCIDENT: CORMAN, attempts have been made at utilizing
meteorological phenomenae to induce manifestations against malevolent
Kaiju-Class Entities.

*Results were mixed at best.*
Entity appears to have gained no long-term injuries from manifestations,
 and gained no worse disposition towards G.U.F.F. personnel.

*Negative*
 disposition against Doctor Susans existed previously and is to not be
counted as such, despite petitioning from Doctor Susans who is of ill
temperament against the entity.

## Author Commentary

So, yep, it’s a giant thunderbeast that's one big ol homage to the kaiju genre! Brought to you by Ray Harryhausen
 actually; sorta! In that I used a pic of the surprisingly intimidating
Big Bad Wolf puppet from his fallen-into-the-public-domain Red Riding Hood adaptation as a “base” for the Thunderbeast!

And,
 yes, Doctor Susans will show up later, because she’s got an interesting
 backstory implied by the name/where she’s showing up…

As per usual with G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use
 as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F.
Johnson, am credited as their creator!

And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
Things That Need Pages

You know the drill, things not yet on here that deserve pages.

First ones are all the Open Source OCs on my danged Masterpost, major ones like Jenny Everywhere, Pepper and Carrot, Wuffle, the most interesting bits of The Fear Mythos, the Blender Foundation's Stuff, ect.

Add some here if you can think of any, and upload some pics while you're at it!
Maginos 56

## Profile

Maginos 56 is the faceless mage that is perhaps paradoxically the most known and unknown of beings across the multiverse, a thing of unknown origin that comes and brings mass magical upheaval, leaving nothing unaltered in his wake, more akin to a force than a being.

There are many stories of him being summoned and “trapped” in a red crystal to serve at the pleasure of a summoner, only for the summoner to find him impossible to control, but this is only a half-truth.

For, he is the one who created the stones, and it is at his will that he is summoned by them. He is known to have created many things, some of whom you may have already seen, though many do not follow his will.

## Abilities

Think of a magic spell. This fucker has a 99% chance of knowing it. He also has the abilties of whatever he originally was before his current incarnation, but wildly enhanced.

## Characterization

While other characters like Professor Burnout and Doctor Cuppernell might have some germ of good intentions, this fucker considers experimentation

He does not think much of his failures and bids them to do as they will. Experimentation is his purpose, and he will burn a thousand worlds to plumb the fullest secrets of the multiverse….

## Additional Info.

This guy is one of the few things that scares the seemingly fearless Ooky-Spooky.

## Author Commentary

This dude is one of the oldest character designs I made, but only extremely recently got an update! Hopefully I made him end up less generic!

## License

He is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

if you wanna support the author, maybe check out my Patreon*,* or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
Rules

Well, we gotta have one of these now, so might as well:

1. Racism, sexism, LGBTQ-phobia, ableism are not tolerated here on this Wiki. Fuckups are okay as long as you learn from them & do better, but if it's a repeat pattern, get outta here. Ditto for pedoshit/incest/bestiality shit in risque/intended-to-titilate content. We aren't Ao3, we have standards here.
2. If a creator puts info on their character's page, please ask them before altering the text. Formatting it is fine, but ask them if they're cool with additions to the "main" lore of their text, it's just courtesy.
3. ...I'm not sure, this is short notice and I am executively-dysfunctional, more to follow.
Character Intros: Love Bustaaa

There’s a machine running down in this place

There’s the gas running through the engine cracks

There’s a pipe on the heart; rollin coal

There’s an oily moon of black

/

There’s the bodies burnt and torn,

beneath the bleeding wheels

There’s smoke in the heart,

there’s a fire in the street.

/

Tonight it’s all gonna burn

/

FIRE HOWL!

Break the gears and hear the wind!

FIRE HOWL!

No one escapes until it ends!

FIRE HOWL!

Can’t you hear the eagle’s wings!

FIRE HOWL

Tonight it’s your revenge!

/

There’s a young blood covered in the city

From a place where you know who

There’s a nightmare sleepwalkin

Down and out for some mad rider

To break the bleedin blue!

/

There’s tin that cries for freedom

And human hearts just red with rust

There’s a victory for love

Don’t let it burn to dust

/

Wisdom rips and preachers break

We’re goin nowhere fast and nothin’s a mistake…

/

FIRE HOWL!

Gods and kings and abacus!

FIRE HOWL!

Hell is comin’ and it is us!

FIRE HOWL!

Your ends justify our means!

FIRE HOWL!

See you in our screams!

-The lyrics of performer LOVE BUSTAAA’s Fire Howl; notable for being likely her first big break, followed by a several minute guitar solo. The song’s notoriety came from the fact that it was first widely heard due to said performer wiring the entire system of an unused “Test Building” in the city of Neo New York to play in direct proximity to themselves

The resulting escape from corporate forces and new-found fame and adventure for her is a story far too long to consisely summarize here, so we will leave it for another time…

## Anuthor Notes

So, yeah, a bit of a cop-out this time, a quickie poem/lyrics for a fake song and landscape, but one I think came out rather well. Namely because I haven’t really made much TITLEWave stuff for my drabbles, especially involving LOVE BUSTAAA, and I figure this’d be a good way to do so as a quickie.

And, unlike my usual drabbles, these lyrics/this art is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY Vanilla 4.0 License as long as I, Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as the creator when you do so!

Namely because I want people to make this into an actual 80s-arena-rock-style song and want it to show up in non-By-SA work. Tho, if you could make your actual-music-version of this CC-BY, I’d super appreciate it!

And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
AND NOW, AN EXCERPT FROM MP SLICK’S TED TALK:

…But, what is the value of a human life, really? We can talk all we want in terms of carbon; water; and you know the drill. We can talk about their organs, and how they’re useful; you know; if you can’t afford the better options today’s technology affords you to make your own.

Here the speaker pauses. The audience laughs:
But, what I want to talk about is their value as a system. Humans are more than the sum of their parts. Every organ helps the others, like a perfect symphony, and every neuron and chunk of brain adds to the others to form nature’s perfect computer.

Think about it. They’re a life support system for whatever you can plug in if you can find the right socket, they’re a PC if you know what cords to hook in, they’re a means of coming up with ways to enhance their very own utility to us without even knowing it.

We have yet to even begin to use the united capabilities of biopower to their logical conclusion. What happens when you unite lots of these isolated neuro-net systems to make your organization’s mainframe? Or to make organs you couldn’t even dream of? Or even just for a simple pleasure-garden.

Yes, humans are our most valuable resource. But, why should we be prevented from using our greatest resource to its fullest potential? You don’t hear pork bellies or investment futures complaining about rights?

And what are resources for but creation? And what if I told you today that we are using our human resources to make Humans Plus. Homo economicus. In a word, us…

## Author Notes

SO YEAH, SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! Because A) I couldn’t really come up with a picture, and B) I’d been bouncing this idea for a short in-universe TITLEWave drabble from the perspective of that evil; evil bastard.

Because, good god do I hate MatPat and good god do I hate smarmy “intellectuals” who pose morally abhorrent ideas under the guise of rationality.

As per usual, this drabble is under a CC-BY-SA license for direct adaptation, but all the characters/concepts/settings/ect are free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
Bloodbreeds

While not quite done, I thought I might as well show off my monstergirl interpretation of the Blood Beast from Night of the Blood Beast, MST3K film and goofy Mpreg monster!

Albeit, the flat version, after I previously showed an even more incomplete one, but still!

I’m not joking about the MPreg thing BTW. Like, legit, the plot is that an astronaut thought dead gets revived by getting Mpreg-ed by this creature, which I’d hypothesize would be due to them being hermaphroditic and able to self-fertilize, but requiring the traits from secondary organisms to diversify, hence why it had to drain blood to learn to speak english in the movie and also why it ended up creating a society that ended up fucking up its own ecosystem to the point of needing to do Mpreg shenanigans.

It’s also why I almost put a banana hammock on it before I thought it might be in bad taste! Because I am incorrigible!
This character is public domain, thanks to the film lapsing into such, so I might as well make this basic design (tho not this specific pic, because MERCH) as well! Use the basic design concept however you like, we need more B-Movie-type monstergals around!

I may draw some more later in fact…

EDIT: Added the additional-detail version on the top, along with the banana-hammock version as a bonus because, YOU CANNOT STOP ME!
Might as well note, the arms were modeled after a sloth, vaguely, after someone watching the movie compared the critter to such, and the eyes were partially modeled after the Knifecat meme; partially after the “smug anime girl avatar” archetype, tho I worry they might make her look old…
Swap Meet Death Ray

## BEGIN PROFILE:

*Subject: SWAP MEET DEATH RAY is approximately fifty instances of what are legally classed as "Death Rays" by the Anomalous Firearms Classification Act, directed photon weapons of pseudokinetic lethal capacity. Subject's discharge is a "pulse" laser, visible to the naked eye.*

*Subject can cause immediately explosive vaporization of organic tissue upon impact at up to fifty yards, liquefication of metallic surfaces at up to twenty yards. The button on the barrel allows a shift into an "automatic" mode. Burns on the user's have been reported by in this mode of this device, due to issues with regulating heating. This does not appear to interfere with the device's function.*

*Due to unusual construction, subject's laser appears to rapidly change in chromatic frequency. This appears to be part of the reason for its efficiency and for its lack of damage to the naked eye. It is unknown at this time what purpose the "Plasma Ball" serves.*

*Subject was found being sold at a "swap meet" by a vendor of non-anomalous weaponry. Vendor's testimonial suggests that these instances were acquired without knowlege of their full properties or legality from a notorious repeat illicit supplier of anomalous items. Further investigation is pending.*

*Subject's casing is metallic beyond the "Plasma Ball". Casing composition is similar to gold in material properties, but is actually a complex alloy of widely devalued metals. Subject does not have Subject may make 600 "shots" before the internal battery requires charging.*

*Subject only appears to allow use of an accompanying proprietary charging cord for this purpose. Investigation shows this proprietary standard only appears to have been secondarily used for a singular model of electronic cigarette. Investigation on the source of the aforementioned cigarettes and any previously unknown anomalous properties is pending.*

*Subject is of greater capacity than the most common G.U.F.F. inter-agency models in-use; the Flash-70, but less than more modern models. Due to the low production numbers of our recent models due to budgetary limitations, we are requesting allowance of the use of this Subject in the field. Such requests are pending.*

## Author Commentary

I basically made this with the idea in mind of "Imagine one of those tacky airsoft or blade weapons you see at a swap meet, but an actual-ass laser gun" It's simple, but I hope it's at least funny, and at least a glimpse into what their more "mundane" Subjects are!

And, bonus trivia, the original supplier of those guns is a character of mine you may be familiar with, but I thought it'd be gauche to mention her by name. And yes, she does also sell those vape pens mentioned...

As with all my G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

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AT-LV

## Profile

Well, I was thinking a while ago about how; while the later astromech models in the old Star Wars Expanded Unvierse stuck pretty close to R2-D2′s design, BB-8 was a radical re-invention of the droid-type’s bodytype based on new special effects concepts; and thusly greatly expanded the idea of what an astromech could ook like.

So, I thought, what if I applied this sort of thinking to make new versions of old concepts in the Star Wars universe. And thus, from applying this train of thought to the AT-ATs, the AT-LV was born.

Like the original, it’s meant as a shock-weapon and a troop transport, but biggered to the nth degree. Its chassis is much larger, its super-huge cannons are scattering murderbeams akin to super-super-mini versions of what was on the Starkiller, but the biggest advancement are its legs.

## Abilities

You see, the legs are pretty much made of T-1000 material, a morphing metal that renders it versatile on all terrain and, more importantly, pretty much un-trippable. Because if you try to rope the legs it just regenerates them back together, around the rope and carries on.

It’s kind of terrifying from the ground because; while it looks likes it’s a lumbering hulk from above, from below the legs are constantly squirming and moving like the demons from Princess Mononoke.

It’s even more terrifying when you see that it strips the ground bare of everything it touches using those metal legs, from life to infrastructure, leaving only the stone and sand. This is both to meet its massive power needs and also to enable the sort of scorched-Earth warfare that the First Order would definitely be trying to invoke with it.

Its legs can only be truly destroyed by first an application of extreme cold followed immediately after by extreme heat, which fucks up the metal in the legs and makes it useless and brittle. .

## Characterization

None inherent (this is a manned vehicle and only acts as the driver wishes).

## Author Commentary

I have a few ideas for other things like this, but we’ll leave that for another time…

## License

It is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

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Neo-Babylon

## BEGIN PROFILE:

“*This is K-BBLN, reminding you to **Feed The Fire, Halo The Gods. Sacrifice Is Your Task, Purify The Unsacred.** But*
 first, it’s another marathon of Dio and

 *Blackwood in their classic*
band, Rainbow!”- Broadcast from crypto-city codenamed “Neo-Babylon”,
depicted here in photographic mockup form.

*City has been*
cited on numerous occasions as appearing in Arizona deserts in multiple
locations, particularly those close to the city of Tucson, at locations
of [REDACTED]. City is un-approachable, semi-translucent, hypothesized
to be due to application of Albecuerrie technologies as theorized by
researcher [REDACTED].

*Culture is known from radio*
broadcasts adjacent to sightings; hypothesized to be receivable thanks
to hypothesized effect,  broadcasts classic rock, religious propaganda
centered around what is hypothesized to be a religion of “purification”
converting the “unclean” body into “clean” spirit, where those spirits
with the “uncleanest” bodies are fed to deities.

*Circumstantial*
 evidence indicates this may be a reaction to extreme decadence in
culture, but recorded evidence is insufficient for full study. Our
organization, the Government Unbidden Forteana Foundation/G.U.F.F. urges
 you to attempt recordings of all broadcasts if station is located, and
submit them to us…

## Author's Notes

This was the entry where we finally got a name for the weird governmental not-SCP
foundation! Tho, I’m not satisfied with the image, given the original
design for the “city” looked super cool, but was super hard to integrate
 into the scene, but it will have to do.

For now at least, we may revisit Neo Babylon sometime in the future…
And darnit, I need to do more of those cold-opens with quotes. Also, I will quite bluntly say that this song was playing on a loop in my head as I was doing this…As per usual with G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use
 as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F.
Johnson, am credited as their creator!

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The Steinmann '66

## Profile

This giant fighting machine is known as ***The Steinmann ‘66***,
 after the name on the cover of his manual; the only thing readable on
the manual that was found with him, buried underground on Route ‘66.
Nobody
 knows where it comes from, but it does appear to some degree sentient and able to
“find” possible pilots by following them and establishing what seems to
be a semi-psychic link, no matter what happened to it and how it disappeared beforehand...

## Abilities

It is strangely self-maintaining, though it can convert and absorb
other machine parts as “upgrades” (Though the circumstances of this are
kind of… quirky).

It also has the ability to channel energy
into supreme martial arts and wrestling moves; along with projecting a
force ray from its eyes; a frost ray from its right hand and a fire ray
from its left; able to also *combine* said abilities with said martial arts.

But
 its strangest abilities are the “Omega Magnum” a blast combining all
three rays into a strangely-propertied ray that causes things to explode
 in an almost *cancer*-like physical distortion; whether organic or not; and the “Alpha Wave,” which has the ability to not only repair but *evolve* things, whether it be humans into something more or; more often; *turning other machines into semi-sentient robots akin to itself*.

## Characterization

While it appears mostly content to let itself be piloted, it is quirky about when it lets the wielder use the "Omega Magnum" and "Alpha Wave:,
with only the wielder knowing when the time is right via their link, with rumors of it self piloting while the wielder is unconscious or even deceased being common

Some say this machine is the very principle of freedom and the change of
 an era made manifest; a fact corroborated by the fact that almost *all* of their riders are people who’ve been marginalized in some way…

## Author Commentary

My main Super Robot homage, designed to fit the very "American" design influences one sees in American super robots (As rare as the subgenre is over here), such as the Iron Giant, The Big Guy from Big Guy and Rusty, Megas XLR...

## License

This robot is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

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Hamburger Hunters

## Profile

So, with a “failure” as explosive and prominent as Guro Glam in a world of nightmarish megacorps, there’s inevitably going to be somebody trying to copy it. And somebody actually ended up succeeding at it, creating what are known coloquially as “Hamburger Hunters”

## Abilities

They’re able to morph similar to Guro, albeit within a smaller range based on whatever biomass they have consumed and with the ability to take on far less biomass than their template without collapsing into a sessile form. Which they also do after sustaining significant damage.

But, they still do follow orders in this “energy-saving” mode; whether by spawning secondary entities or even turning into an organic “turret,” though they are still usually left for dead by their owners.

They also have a major vulnerability in their skinlessness, meant to allow far more easily for such biology-warping. Though it’s protected by a layer of energized slime produced by the creatures (Shown above), that slime is vulnerable in a number of ways.

## Additional Info.

Naturally, Guro has tried her best to “free” them by any means possible, given she considers them her “kin,” and those that have been able to be deposessed of their various control parasites and neuro-implants tend to swear undying loyalty to her.

In their various interfaces; at least according to the few reporters who manage somehow to end up speaking with Glam, she’s found something interesting and disquieting. Some of them indeed seem to have been born in laboratories, but some of them also seem to have memories of “before.” Like they were made from human stock…

## Author Commentary

And huh, I haven’t done enough with Guro Glam lately. I may have to fix that…

## License

They are also free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

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Mr Doobles

*SUBJECT: MR DOOBLES is an antique artifact of the Storage Phylactery-type, with levels of durability slightly more than even the average for such an item, containing energy consisting of [REDACTED] and also the moving visage of one small pug-dog. This dog exhibits normal behaviors for a younger pug of its type, save for the lack of physical impedence usually seen in "pure" examples of the breed.*

*When the accompanying collar with the artifact is brought within twenty feet of the artifact, held by a human, and the codeword "Walkies" is spoken, Subject releases a spectral pug dog approximately the size of a city bus, contained in a collar with an ectoplasmic "leash" attaching it to the artifact. This is to be done one to three times a day, regularly.*

*Subject has Class 3 Standard Ectoplasmic Entity Abilities, and the features appear to alter as it moves, with the snout pulsing outward and inward, the tail curling and straightening, and the legs increasing and decreasing in length. Ectobiologists have speculated that this is due to the entity's indecisiveness of self image between its perception of what was presumed to be its "normal" body plan and a more functional physiology akin to the "Retro Mops" sub-breed, which has been described by researchers as "Pugs but not a monument to man's hubris against god and nature"*

*Otherwise, subject acts as a normal; well-adjusted member of their breed; and has been described as a "good boy" by staff at the G.U.F.F. The G.U.F.F. acquired this artifact via anonymous shipment, with collar, alongside a letter speaking of how they "couldn't give them the care they needed" and to "please be nice to them, and take them on lots of walkies."*

*:NOTE TO STAFF: This is not to be confused with SUBJECT: GHOST DOG, as that is a Samurai-class ectoplasmic entity of the Armnament-type. Testing interactions between the two, however, has had positive results...*

## Author Commentary

I'd hung onto this danged soul jar thing I made for the longest time, and I was only able to figure out what to do with it when I was searching for ugly faces on Pixabay, found that picture of the pug in that tag, and it all kinda clicked.

Also, I previewed this pic on my Patreon, so if you want a good idea of what you could get from there...

As with all the G.U.F.F. stuff, this VERY GOOD BOY is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

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Carnival Glass

## Profile

Once, there was a great spacial empire of things of light and crystal, drinking planets dry into the light and form of their own, and as ruthlessly rigid in organization as the crystal of which they were made.

They destroyed themselves in their madness, but their experiments remain, remnants of a lost place. The Carnival Glass, projects meant to be a new iteration of their Silicae Soldiers, were one of these, discarded as "unstable," but revived as free in the universe where the empire was gone.

## Abilities

She is able to summon a weapon, as was the capability of all their race, and their weapon is a “wand” with the ability to cast “spells”, made from force fields and electromagnetic forces.

And, as with the rest of their race, they can "collapse" their hard light bodies into the crystal that adorns their top head, and even shapechange to some extent, though if their crystal is cracked they begin to experience... Inconsistencies.

## Characterization

While a species cannot be reduced to one characterization, the general consensus is the species is down to earth and good humored in a very cosmopolitan; gritty way, more at home in city alleys and; well; carnivals than the halls of pomp and power.

They have a gusto for even the crudest, weirdest things in life, though the way this manifests can vary...

## Author Commentary

While this was made for a "Make your own Gemsona" prompt, and it's kind of a "tangent universe" akin to what it's based off of, I'm pretty sure this is legally kosher...

## License

This species is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

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Abraxas Alkahest

## Profile

BACK FROM THE GRAVE, ABRAXAS ALKAHEST LIVES!

…Well, actually his name was Asmodeus Acerak.

## Abilities

Though, he is indeed a deeply powerful magician, he’s forgotten as much as many mortal mages have learned, from all schools (Though his favorite discipline is alchemy).

## Characterization

He’s so hot tempered; petulant; and often untrusting when it’d be in his benefit to trust that he often ends up being his own worst enemy.

## Additional Info.

He has a supporting cast, mainly the Succubus, Shapeshifter, and Multi-Elemental.

## Author Commentary

One of my older OCs, he was a lich who escaped to “our world” from an old pseudo-kayfabe-y blog I wrote for a tiny amount of time and which I can’t find RN, I’m basically bringing him back as a part of my Open Source OCs!

Despite his intimidating looks, he’s basically my equivalent to Skeletor. The Filmation one. And every bit as much of a petulant; angry loser.

## License

He is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY-Vanilla license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

## Blatant Shilling

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