Θρύλοι του Omni

Θρύλοι του Omni is a story I wrote. I am still working on writing it and I do not yet know how it connects with Lord Watzon.

So far the story goes;

Θρύλοι του Omni

Part I, Creation

The way I think of it, it's unknown how the universe started.

Always existed, never existed, Created by God, Created God, created from nothing, there is no God, the universe is all, et cetera.

Before Creation itself there was Omni All-powerful, All-knowing, All-present, beyond the good, the evil, space, time, matter, energy. He, was ALL. Omni decided to create THE BOX; “I shall make a box! Within it, will roam endless beauties and Diversity. He then split into 2.

Omnice of the box and Omnod outside the box. Inside the box was everything but Omnod. Every story, universe, Multiverse, law of physics, shape, sound, color, reality, friend, foe, fiend. God, Demi-god, Mortal, Immortal, etc. Everything imaginable, unimaginable, physical, nonphysical, pataphysical, supernatural. The box even exists within itself an infinite set of times. There were gods, yes, but they were not the one true God called Omni. Omni’s creation is not part of himself as an entity but merely his own creation. If you make a cardboard box, that cardboard box is not part of you physically but is your manufactured creation. The box and what it holds is not part of Omni but just a creation.

Part II, Birth

With the creation of the box, came many worlds. Some like ours, some completely different, some not even worlds at all. The parts of the box that were unique to Omnice were called “Unical Worlds”. “Let thine worlds of beauty and power be unified as the omniland Unice and let a powerful entity known as Old Joe control, watch, and protect these sacred lands” . Old Joe listened to Omnice and followed his rules.

Ol Joey even made some worlds of his own called Joelands.

Ages went by and Joey went on creating, destroying, watching, and controlling these worlds. One day, an intruder from the other worlds beyond Unice tried to destroy Old Joe and take control of the Unical worlds. After a long battle, Ol Joey stopped this intruder known as

Mr. Bob. Omnice then cast Mr. Bob to control Bobland or the part of the box that wasn’t Unice. “Put that Bob of the otherlands to control thine lands of the “nien-uniquein” Some of the Joelands were the Earthlands, Lands of Many-Earths grouped together as a Megaverse; a collection of Multi-Versus each containing universus with an Earth. Some of these Multi-Versus most notably are

The DC Multiverse, (Arnold) Schwarze-Verse, Marvel Multiverse, YouTube Poop-verse, Netflix-o-Verse, and many many more.

An earthland multiverse had many values and physical laws, some had 1-D vibrating strings making at least 10 dimensions, others with 0-D “point” particles, or with many timelines in 1 universe, etc.

Part III, In the beginning

In the beginning, it wasn’t the beginning but rather the beginning, the beginning of the beginning.

Quantum Flux generated the big bang; a universe so tiny, hot and energetic that the 4 forces of nature were literally clumped together as a MEGAforce shortly later, the universe inflates, dark matter accelerates cosmic expansion, the MEGAforce separates into gravity, weak, electromagnetism, and strong and particles form. Over time, particles, make atoms, making molecules, eventually making stars, planets, galaxies, etc. 5-4 bya, a system of planets orbiting a star was formed. One of these planets; Earth or Terra, was a hot, erupting godda%n hellhole the earth cooled and water formed with simple life-forms called bacteria. Protists, fungi, plants and animals evolved from this. Life pumped Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide into the air and some evolved to move to land. Primates formed as tree-climbers and then many moved thine siol as hominins. These hominids developed technology, science, language and society. Around the mid-2000s, 2 sacred kids were born; Kane and Jose. At first, they were seperated but united in 5th grade. The unification of this pair of souls release a spiritual energy. These kids were mere mortals but had certain knowledge of the god given to them by the Cosmic Eye(universal omni-physical pathway of knowledge to the Sacred ones created by Old Joe). Kane met Jose with his friend Jetani at 5th grade at Pacifica r sum sh\*t. Jetani though lacked the connection with the Cosmic eye. Kane and Jose slowly documented things as they learned more secrets from the cosmic eye but Jose slowly lost some of the holy knowledge as he lost his worthiness of it. Luckily Kane pushed through and gained more knowledge.

Part IV, The Journeys

Omni split the 7 aspects of himself sorry itself across the Box before Old Joie and Bubba.

These were turned into beings there was Omniscience of Knowledge, Omnipotence of Power, Omnitemporality of space, Omnipresence of Time, Omnibenevolence of Goodness,  Omnimalevolence of Evil, and Finally Void guy for the Void(ill explain what that is later).

These aspects each had their own consciousness.If they were all forged together Omni would come back as a whole which would be cosmically dangerous because why not. Mr. Omnitemporality went to the Earth the sacred Kane and Jose lived on. Kane sensed his presence on Earth and noticed he was awaiting him and jose in mother Russia sipping some vodka in the form of a human. So after Kane told Jose everything, He went with Jose went on a vacation to mutha RUSSIA. They saw some great artifacts learned about stalin but eventually they found Omnitemporality out on a grass field. He was drunk from too much vodka. “I have long awaited you 2” he said.

“Well here I am” Kane said. “You 2 may call me Space dude.”. Space dude then teleported Kane and Jose to his layer, where he taught them both something shocking, so much even Kane couldn’t sense it through the Cosmic Eye. What he told them was “Ever world and every universe ever created, all had the same laws of physics, but each with varying outcomes, some evil, some of peaches, some ruled by cats some ruled by dogs, some-”

“Ok we get it shut up” Jose said. “Yeah ok ok, but you should also know that between these universes and world there is the void, The void has varying laws of physics, some parts sharing the physics of the universes it surrounded, some parts with completely different cosmic rules, and some parts even containing magic. Void Guy monitors the void and makes sure it never enters into a universe, as it could cause a cosmic unbalance.” Kane and Jose knew everything but this, and now they knew the full picture. “Why are you telling us this and is there any threat?” Jose said

“Cuz Kane doesn’t really have any other ideas to write and his story on Google docs is kinda lame. He’s even noting what I’m saying right now. I don't think anyone is even reading his story but himself.”. “What? im not writing any story” said Kane. “You’ll see, you’ll ssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Part V, The Battle

Long ago, Mr. Omnimalevolent battled fiercely with Void Guy. These beings so powerful, not Gods but Gods of the Gods. The blades of thine swords clashing for eons. Eventually, Void Guy defeated Mr. Omnimalevolent and locked him in unbreakable cosmic chains. Omnimalevolent’s effects on the universe still went on, but he could not harm the other 6 entities of existence. If he were to win, he would tear every universe exposing supernatural forces from the void he manipulated to be evil. “As long as he is kept in those chains the Realities shall be balanced, but every second in those chains he grows stronger and stronger and very soon he may just break out of them and Void guy won't stand a chance” Said Space guy “This all sounds like lazy writing” said Jose. “yea” said, space guy.

Suddenly every plane of existence shook as what Space guy predicted would happen happened. Mr. Omnimalevolent broke out of the chains. He roared as he rushed towards Void guy. “Gotta go now,” said, space guy. Space guy and the other 4 entities went to fight for and protect Void guy. They took away Mr. Omnimalevolent soul and “body” and erased it from existence. There was no longer “bringer of Evil” across the planes of all fabrics tied within the realities. Everything was good. No rly all evil was eliminated in every reality, but now things were unbalanced. Evil was necessary to bring moral balance, nothing can be perfect. Even Mr. Omnibenovolent knew this. Together he and the other entities created PooPooPeePee and his lil fren PeePeePooPoo. These were the new bringers of evil. Things were all pretty normal again. THE E-

Part VI, Well yes but actually no

Once upon a time,(im making this up as I go here cuz idk what the fuck im doing) there was a man walking in a forest. He was heading towards his wooden house which he built himself. He carried a dead rabbit which he hunted with him. On the way there, he saw a young, non-chunky boy. He had a red t-shirt and hat with black shorts, and long, white socks. “Hello?” said the man. The boy crept out of some bushes, stood up and said; “Hello David.”

“How do you know my name? Who are you and what are you doing here?”

“I'm nobody. I'm merely a figment of your imagination. You have been isolated for a while.”

“No kidding, I have been fucking trees lately”

“May I ask you a question tree-fucker?”

“JA! JA!”

“Whats the point? To all of this, to all of existence. To reality.”

“What you mean young child?”

“Is there even a god? Does good and evil really exist?”

“I am not sure if there is a god. But good and evil are just concepts. Merely chemical reactions in the brain that cause people to do actions to make others happy or not. And happiness, love and all emotions are themselves just chemicals coursing through you. Yeeting at you”