Sergeant Payne

* Sergeant Payne
* Peter

### Relatives

Leeroy "Whipcrack" Camon (squadmate) William "Bender" Horston (squadmate) Manuel "Vanshock" Courtney (squadmate) Larry "Coop" Joseph (squadmate)Michael Billsbroke (cousin),

### Affiliation

The United States Marine Corp (formerly Lieutenant), Cameron Moro's Home for Veteran's Health (formerly),

## Appearances

### Debut

from the CAoP, #2 Green and Brown and Red all over

## Overview

Payne is a retired United States marine that suffers from extreme PTSD and MPD after being in The Korean War. By the day, Peter Teesdie uses his veteran retirement fund to just scrape by rent every month, and has broken his mind to the point where any little thing might just set him off, but by night, he let's out Sergeant Payne, a vicious alter ego, that far surpasses him in skill, tactics, creativity, and sometimes even ability.

Peter is tanned white, with no hair, and tired eyes. He wears a dark green denim jacket, with a tank top underneath, the dog tags of him and his fallen squadmates, and tan cargo pants.

Sergeant Payne wears the same clothes, but with a beige shirt, his rifle on his back, and his graffiti'd helmet, covered with all sorts of crazed writing, such as a large crosshair on his forehead, and an arrow pointing to it that says "Aim here!". He also has a permanent shadow above his mouth, helmet or not.

Payne typically raids the bases of drug cartels, reliving the thrill of being in the Korean Jungle, and slaughtering the "Chinks" that got in his way of his freedom.

## Biography

* Pre-Military
* November 19th, 1999

The year was 1999, Peter and his friends were struggling finding a job. construction, demolition, movie theaters, sewage cleaning, nothing seemed to be working, and they were getting desperate. They all lived collectively together in an apartment, and rent was starting to get harder and harder to pay. Fights started breaking out between them, people said things they didn't mean, and it eventually got them a noise complaint, then a warning, and now a bill for the yelling. $2000 for the disturbances were added to their rent, and it seemed hopeless, until Peter suggested they join the marines.

Free place to sleep, serving your country, getting out of their "shitty shithole", the only threat was death, but that wasn't much different from their current situation. The group unanimously agreed, and packed their things, excited to ship out with their brothers, adopting their own codenames, and registering for the marines.

They were deployed on November 14th, 1999, to the ongoing war in Korea. They marched in with swell heads and accepted their first mission, guard their munitions depot.

It was paradise, who the hell would go for an ammo dump anyway? Their "perilous deployment" became a vacation with guns, and radio checks, and all went smooth, until the last day they would be deployed.

[3:30 AM] The group was playing cards, lit by a lantern, and blaring rock on their walkman. Leeroy went to take a leak, and was met by 10 Korean stealth soldiers, setting timed explosives on their ammunition. Leeroy screamed and the bombs were detonated, killing him instantly. The squad rushed over and saw the aftermath. Red chunks and splatters littered where boxes upon boxes of bullets were. Coop was frozen with fear, and Bender looked to ask what had happened to Peter, but was domed in the back of the head by an approaching jeep, full of more Korean soldiers. Peter and Vanshock grabbed Coop, and rushed behind a ditch, waiting to see what they were up against. The jeep rolled up and out stepped 3 Soldiers, all armed with Kalashkinovs, customized in different ways. Coop snapped out of his shock, and made a mad dash for his rifle. He made it about 20 feet before he was demolished by the machine gun attached to the top of the car. Vanshock, filled with rage, pulled the pin of a grenade, before looking Peter in the eyes, and saying,

"Don't you fucking let this be for nothing."

Before running at the Jeep, screaming, and exploding next to it, destroying the vehicle, and everything around it. Explosions began to ring all around the island, one after another, and they seemed to be getting louder and louder. Peter began to panic, not knowing what was happening, hysterically pacing back and forth, his mind racing. "Will i ever get home? This was so fucking stupid. I'm gonna die. I'm dead. Gone. Just like them, all dead.". Suddenly, his radio began blaring, his commanding officer screaming desperately "EVERY SOLDIER ON THIS FUCKIN' ISLAND, HEAD TO AN EVAC POINT ASAP! WE NEED TO GET THE **FUCK** OFF OF THIS HEAP! OVER!"

Peter made a mad dash through the jungle, hearing explosions, screams, gunshots, and raging fires all around him. He burst from the green inferno and saw the evacuation helicopter shut it's door and begin to take off. He sprinted to it and yelled, attempting to make his presence known, that they were leaving him behind. He reached into his bag and began frantically fumbling his flare gun, and accidentally firing it into the propellers, sending embers across the sky, raining fire downward onto him. The forest caught ablaze, and he was almost ready to give up, and let the flames consume him, when he noticed a dinghy tied to the dock, survival, a chance to live for his brothers. He raced to the boat and cut the rope with a knife, the fire giving chase, igniting the gunpowder soaked sand. He yanked for what felt like hours, until the boat started, and he began to launch away from the island. as he got further away, he saw the decimated land he called a "vacation". His adrenaline kicked off, and he vomited off the side of the boat, before passing out.

The next morning he woke up, just barely being able to make out the shape of the Island, he had to be miles and miles away by now. Why was everyone evacuating anywa-

### ***PKOOM***

a giant flash waved across the sea, and knocking the boat over. Peter felt the force of God under the water, and when he peered out from the top of the boat, he looked on in horror.

Korea just got nuked. The entire landscape was turned into scorched earth, decimated by a turbo-fusion atomizing bomb. If he had been just a little closer, he would die of the shockwave that just hit him. Peter vomited once more, and passed out.

He woke up hours later in Jayapura, New Guinea, by villagers trying to help him recuperate, pointing out that he was "American Boy!". They helped him make contact with The USA, and he went home just in time for his birthday, losing virtually everything he had.
## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Payne has extreme tactical prowess, and is skilled with almost any weapon given to him.

They are also very well versed when it comes to tools of war, knowing weakspots on artillery and such.

Despite his age, Payne is very athletically fluid, and has completed feats that olympians would be impressed with.

### Weaknesses

He smokes and drinks alot, so his health is not the best.

They don't always get along.

## Trivia

* Payne HATES all asian people, no matter where they're from. Peter is a little forgiving, but also all around distrusts them.
* Payne is the only PWNage character that has his signature triangle eyes.
* Their trusty Colt M16's name is Chalupa.
* It is imperative to address them as different people, since they most certainly are. This can be an exception when referring to their body however, since they share it.
* Peter is essentially a shell of a man, and considers Payne to be the real person.
* If they were animals, they'd be chimpanzees.
* The Name "Sergeant Payne" comes from two different references, one of them being from the movie 'Major Payne' (1995) and because it makes his name sound like Peter Pan. His last name, Teesdie comes from his full name being Pete Teesdie (PTSD).
* Peter carries a little Makeup Mirror around at all times in order to talk to Payne, instead of just talking to him in his head. This also works with water, and even writing, when he needs to have a quiet conversation, where he will write some, before letting Paye use his hands to write back.
* Payne knows how to ride a horse, Peter does not.
* Peter and Payne both love superheroes, reminding them both of the young, starry-eyed patriot they once were.
* They love shrimp.
* He's missing a toe he lost during his construction job.

## Gallery

Peter goes to the store and Payne leavesPayne's old PosterPeter's old "poster" (he never got an official one)