Bilbo Biggins

"*Now, I'm gonna turn you inside out and see how much blood's in ya.*"

**Bilbo Biggins Grabbins Bapkins Bazbo the Infamous Magician** or shortened to Bilbo Biggins is a RED Sniper TF2 Freak created by Payton Tate.

## Appearance

Bilbo Biggins is a RED Sniper, his most notable traits being his large World Traveler's Hat and his constant cocky smirk. He also wears a Merc's Muffler, a Cryptic Keepsake and an Eye-Catcher.

Unlike most undead freaks/monsters, Bilbo looks the way he did when he died, with no scars or decay visible on his body.

## Biography

Bilbo's past is shrouded in mystery, on multiple occasions he's jokingly shrugged off any curiosity about his past among his colleagues and enemies. Despite this, he seems to have a vague past with Bablo Bapkins, citing a prior encounter when speaking to Bablo in Penisville. He began a winning battle with the famous magician in the middle of the city, but was defeated after being incapacitated by a Scout, and vaporized by a 'Pootis Pow' from Sidekick Heavy.

A couple months later, he was revived by Amplus Barpo in a last ditch effort by the vampire to save his own life. Bilbo was sucked into combat and was nearly killed again before being teleported away by an unknown individual.

Several more months later, he had apparently joined a league of villainy with Amplus Barpo, Dr. Texas and ExcelSpy, working toward an unknown goal that required the capturing of Bablo Bapkins. This plan went off without a hitch, and as predicted, Protagonist Soldier and his allies raced off towards their base in 2fort. After losing an entire battalion of robots to the trio, Bilbo decided to engage them, before being thrown off the side of the convoy, leaving his fate ambiguous.

## Personality and Behavior

Bilbo is an unstable and untrustworthy wizard with a murky past, and his attitude reflects this, as he's often seen with a toothy, arrogant grin. He often taunts and insults his foes, disarming them with his strange actions and eccentric demeanor.

## Powers and Abilities

Bilbo's grasp of wizardry is an impressive one that shouldn't be taken lightly, and his list of powers include:

* **Speed**: Bilbo can run at extremely high speeds, darting around at an impressive pace.
* **Teleportation**: He is capable of instantaneous transportation from long distances.
* **Sorcery**: He has a wide understanding of magic of all kinds, though his preferred class is Pyromancy.

While not an inherently magic ability, Bilbo is incredibly intelligent despite his silly and carefree nature. He's a master and conspirator, making him a force to be reckoned with.

## Faults and Weaknesses

* Bilbo's a glass cannon in every sense of the word, considering his body is only slightly more resilient than a standard Sniper, which means any Freak who gets their hands on him can easily kill him.
* The Magician's arrogant attitude can be taken advantage of by any clever Freak who can catch him off-guard.

## Trivia

* Bilbo is Payton's first villainous TF2 Freak, added in as an extension of one of his first smexuals,
* Biggins' name is made up of Soldier's Sniper domination lines, an exact reversal of Bablo Bapkins.
* He is Payton's favorite freak.
* Bilbo was originally the subject of a failed collab attempt, based on what's under his hat.

## Notable Videos

### By the Creator of the Freak

* A\_Pretty\_Pink\_Day\_In\_Penisville.codfish.extendededition.georgelucas.part2
* A\_trio\_of\_mercs\_go\_vampire\_hunting.sequel.thebookwasbetter.wmv.actuallyfinished
* A\_5000\_Subscriber\_Special\_That\_is\_Definitely\_On\_Time\_And\_Worth\_The\_Wait.Pleaseloveme.dmx (Unavailable)
* ShittyScout\_taking\_craps\_while\_crazy\_hevy\_and\_medic\_support.sfm (Cameo)
* A\_Villainous\_Gathering\_of\_Villains\_Doing\_Villainous\_Deeds.cme (Reupload)
* A\_High\_Speed\_Chase\_Which\_Was\_Advertised\_In\_A\_Previous\_Smexual.somewhatbrief.penilesystem. (Unavailable)
* Channel\_Trailer\_.UGGC
* Chaos Fortress - Pilot