Zarbon

**Zarbon** is a recurring character in the TeamFourStar animated series Home for Infinite Losers. He is a prisoner of HFIL, where is currently trying to atone for his past sins.

## Appearance

Zarbon is a handsome humanoid alien with light green skin, dark green hair tied to a braided ponytail and golden eyes. He wears the standard Frieza-force armor, blue underpants a silver headband and earrings, pink arm-warmers on both arms, blue leg-warmers on both legs, brown shoes and a purple cape.

## Biography

Zarbon, along with Freeza, Dodoria, the Ginyu Force and King Cold, were sent to Hell following their deaths, specifically to HFIL (**H**ome **F**or **I**nfinite **L**osers) on account of his higher than average power, living in a cul-de-sac undergoing rehabilitation for their past sins. Goz and Mez refer to him and Dodoria as their "favorite platonic power couple." When Cell is welcomed into the cul-de-sac, he and Zarbon proceed to get strangely chummy, to even Cell's surprise.

During the first sharing circle Zarbon is revealed to now be aware of his inadvertant habit of innuendoes, and has begun making a conscious effort to avoid doing them, though often failing miserably: This is evident where he unintentionally describes his death at the hands of Vegeta as "he really tore up my insides" and "he blew out my backside" and inadvertently saying "pitching". He sobs immediately after. Dodoria is openly proud of his attempts to better himself.

Zarbon is picked as Cell's first teammate for dodgeball, a deliberate move in response to Freeza picking Dodoria. Zarbon tried to remain silent throughout the entire event to avoid making any innuendoes pertaining to balls, but the strain became too much for him and he ends up transforming into his monstrous state, throwing out all subtlety as he declares he's "going balls deep." He proves to be quite effective as he causes the first out by striking Recoome with the ball. By Freeza's orders, Dodoria concocts a plan to out Zarbon by playing into his weakness for innuendoes, sticking the ball in her mouth and daring Zarbon by asking what he (Zarbon) thinks of it. Zarbon falls for it and when he's distracted (declaring how he likes it when she (Dodoria) sticks his balls in her mouth) Dodoria blasts the ball out of her mouth and hits Zarbon square in the groin, leaving him writhing in pain on the ground, reverting to his normal form. He utters a weak profanity at Burter's remark about "being down two members" before passing out from the pain.

Zarbon is next seen with Freeza and Dodoria scheming against Cell. Zarbon is distracted as he witnesses Cell being assaulted outside by Captain Ginyu (or rather the Namekian frog in Ginyu's body). His main contribution to the session is explaining to Freeza Dodoria's meaning behind Cell's "bussy". He's later seen eating breakfast with Freeza and Dodoria, remarking that he heard Dodoria sneaking out the previous night to make conversation. He points out it being Freeza's turn to do the dishes, but Freeza flatly denies this, making Zarbon question why they even have a chore wheel. Amazingly, he makes no innuendoes during these events.

## Abilities

Zarbon can transform into a more monstrous form, which increases his muscles and power.