Pokey Minch

> "Come on... one day I'll rid the world of Inklings. Anyone that DISOBEYS me will be under my control. That's if they're on the opposite side..." - Pokey Minch
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## Character infomation

### Physical apperance

Blond hair which covers his eyes, red-and-black vertical striped suit and red tie, black pants and boots

### Relatives

Picky (brother), Lardna (mother - get it?), Aloysus (father), Porky (cousin from the future, according to him)

### Allies

Jevil, Flowey, Sans (sometimes), Octarians

### Powers and Abilities

Likes to get up close and personal, occasionally brings out an Inkzooka, Killer Wail, or Inkstrike... or sometimes all three

Pokey Minch is the main antagonist of the logbat99 series Splatoon: Help Wanted.

## Origin

*For a detailed description, see Porky Minch on WikiBound.*

## In Splatoon: Help Wanted

### Film

> "Or maybe it's because YOU'RE a careless IDIOT SANDWICH who pushed the wrong button...!" - Pokey yelling at Sans' mischief
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Since the killing of Alphys, Pokey always tracks down Mettaton. Trouble is, he always transports to unknown locations to trick Pokey. One of the unknown locations is Inkopolis, and the lobby waiting room music plays upon Pokey's arrival. As soon as he sees the Inkopolis News billboard (with the Squid Sisters on it), fury is painted all over his face.

Pokey, Jevil, Flowey and DJ Octavio plan on capturing both of the "sisters" at the same time "because why not capture ONE Squid Sister when you can get BOTH?!"

Later, at the Moray Skyscraper, Pokey sends Flowey to take back the Great Zapfish, and all of the Zapfish in the Octo Valley and Canyon, while Pokey puts a fake in its place. Then Marina notices, and Pokey attacks with a Killer Wail to "shut [her] cake hole!" Aparrently, Marina is an Octoling who turned against Pokey, and now she is given a new personality and a different colour.

Mettaton notices the sound and rushes straight to the skyscraper to find Flowey on his own - no Great Zapfish.

Pokey tries and fails to capture the sisters a few times, but they are all background elements. The most notable one is when he tries to use his mech to wrap up the two.

Eventually, during a live performance in an unknown location, Pokey finally manages to winch the sisters up in his helicopter; Callie first, then Marie. Pokey explains his plan of how he wants to rid the world of Inklings, and state that he forgot the hypnoshades (the duo sigh), but brought two spare pairs. Unfortunately, they don't work, so he sets to work on his cloning machine.

Pokey is finally seen with an "Octo Callie," a variation of Callie's form in Splatoon 2 when alongside Octavio. He also brings out a now-Photoshop Flowey, making his encounter significantly harder, except for the fact that Pokey does absolutely nothing (except play the Splatoon 2 variant of Bomb Rush Blush) until all 5 characters are defeated. Seeing this, he grabs Octavio's Octobot King and fires its Killer Wail, only much larger than before. Before it hits Mettaton, he transformes into Mettaton NEO, and fires his cannon, the first attack he has performed in ages. Similar to the near-end of Octo Expansion, it and the Killer Wail clash together, until Pokey flies out of Inkopolis, never to be seen again.

During the credits, Pokey notices Sans and Jevil dancing to the rendition of Death By Glamour, Calamari Inkantation and Fly Octo Fly in one, and says "some supervillains don't listen to their boss..."

### Game

> "Really? You thought you were gonna face off against ME?! No, no, no... We've only just BEGUN!" - Pokey before revealing DJ Octavio, and before the Octobot King crashes
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Pokey reappears in the videogame Splatoon: Extra Help Required. This time, his "Octo Callie" is seen at the very start. He captures all four band members at once before leaving. He appears very rarely throughout the storyline.

#### In-Battle

*For a detailed description, see Pokey Minch/In Battle.*

Battle Songs
 Pokey Minch feat. Kibo | Porky's Porkies / Master Porky's Theme
 Pokey Minch vs. Squid Sisters

1. ↑ This and MEGALOVANIA are the only two memes that Pokey approves of.