Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl II/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 12 episode Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl II.

## Part 1: New comic

* *[age rating disclaimer appears]*
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* This episode is intended for an audience age 13 and older.
* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl 2!
* *[episode starts with Rosie meowing. Wii Shop music plays]*
* PINKALICIOUS: I know, right! Isn't it wonderful? The perfect spot for my new Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl comic I made! I love making these! Actually, I'm gonna read this one with Peter! He should be over any minute!
* *[cut to the swimming pool outside]*
* PINKALICIOUS: He should be pulling up any minute now!
* *["Bring Me to Life" plays for a few seconds]*

## Part 2: Peter's arrival

* *[an instrumental version of "Chocolate Rain" plays as Peter arrived]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Welcome back.
* PETER: I hope you made popcorn.
* PINKALICIOUS: *[puts popcorn in microwave and pops it]* I'm working on it. Just give me a minute.
* PETER: Uh, ah, give 'em a ride, Paintbrush Boy! Beat 'em to a pulp!
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, that's not the comic.
* PETER: Let's watch something on the TV.

## Part 3: Not sold there?

* *[they both sit on the couch]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Where's the remote?
* PETER: This sofa's uncomfortable.
* PINKALICIOUS: You're sitting on it. All right, here we go.
* *[a message appears on the TV saying "Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl comics are not available at Moe's Lair. Go read something else"]*
* PETER: I'm freaking out!
* PINKALICIOUS: Okay, it's a Sunday, Willow's sleeping in. Don't scream. Whatever you do, don't-- *[screams]*
* PETER: How could they not sell them in this Flipverse?
* PINKALICIOUS: This is just unfair! This is unjustified! They can't just not sell them here! Where else am I gonna bring my comic business?
* PETER: Can you just write more of these?
* PINKALICIOUS: That's a great idea! Nope, I'm not doing that. I'd rather send an angry email.

## Part 4: The angry email

* WILLOW: So, why did you need to borrow my laptop again? You better not be downloading viruses.
* PINKALICIOUS: Because they won't sell my comics at the Flipverse. Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl. And I'm not letting them get away with it!
* WILLOW: Paintbrush Boy and who?
* PINKALICIOUS: I know you didn't just say that right now. I know you didn't. Do I really need to come over there? This isn't a laughing matter. Imagine your favorite comic series didn't sell here.
* WILLOW: Not the Willow Pits!
* PINKALICIOUS: All right, that looks good! *[wrote "YOU DON'T SELL MY FAVORITE COMICS SELL THEM NOW OR IM SHOWING UP TO YOUR LAIR AND FORCING YOU TO SELL THEM PAINTBRUSH BOY AND PENCIL GIRL DESERVE BETTER YOU MUST BE KEEPING THEM LOCKED IN A BASEMENT"]* Very angry. Send! Whoa, that's a fast response time.
* *[Pinkalicious took a look at the reply. Moe said "No"]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Uhh... *[throws laptop in the back]*
* WILLOW: Hey, don't just throw my laptop like that!

## Part 5: New is not good

* *[Pinkalicious drinks another Mountain Dew Spark Zero]*
* PAPA LOUIE: Pinkalicious, that's your 15th can this morning! What's wrong?
* PINKALICIOUS: Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl isn't sold here!
* PAPA LOUIE: Oh, I remember when this series released a year ago! It's no wonder that they existed for a whole year! You gotta let go of the past. It's not good to hang on to the past. Sometimes the new things are better. Go on, drink that Spark.
* PINKALICIOUS: New is good? That's baloney. The new Sponge on the Run movie is horrible compared to the other two, and rips off Have You Seen This Snail. What the heck is going on with that Really Loud House show going on now? It's not even good.

## Part 6: Cosplay

* *[Peter as Paintbrush Boy sneak attacks Pinkalicious]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Only a true Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl fan could execute a sneak attack karate chop like-- wait. It's such an honor, Paintbrush Boy! I read your comics for years!
* PETER: Who you calling Paintbrush Boy? It's me.
* PINKALICIOUS: I didn't recognize you. You cosplaying? I didn't know you did that.
* PETER: Yeah, you should've seen my cosplay last week. I mean Pinkalicious, you don't understand. I wish I dressed like this. It's for a reboot.
* PINKALICIOUS: That makes sense: We could be Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl!
* PETER: I was just dressing to reboot Seinfeld but you know, that works too.
* PINKALICIOUS: Let me change real quick. There we go, oh whoops, wrong thing. What you think?
* PETER: I can't even tell the difference.
* PINKALICIOUS: There's evil afoot.
* PETER: Evil?
* PINKALICIOUS: Well, not really. We can't both be the hero, I'm sorry. One of us has to be the villain. How else are we gonna do this? We only have two actors. Me and you.
* PETER: All right, let me kidnap a baby or something real quick.
* PINKALICIOUS: No wait, you can't stage a crime in that outfit! It'll ruin Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl's reputation! We just got the reboot flowing!
* PETER: Darn it. So I have to change now?
* PINKALICIOUS: Yeah, but you have to wear something subtle. You can't just go as Peter Pinkerton. Disguise yourself.
* PETER: Okay. I'll make a new villain. All right, Pinkalicious, what do you think of this idea?
* PINKALICIOUS: That's perfect! Looks right out of the comic! All right, now go kidnap that baby!

## Part 7: Laptop's all fixed

* *[at the Bloop Mobile]*
* CAMEO: All right, Willow, laptop's all fixed.
* WILLOW: Ah, thank you, Cameo.
* CAMEO: That'll be $40.
* WILLOW: What? $40? *[gives Cameo the money]* Here. Man, I need to get in the business you're in on.
* CAMEO: Thank you very much. *[takes the money]*

## Part 8: The "robbery"

* WILLOW: I know she was mad about her comic book series not being sold but she didn't have to destroy my laptop while writing that angry email.
* PETER: *[dressed as a robber]* Halt! This is a robbery!
* WILLOW: I've never been robbed before!
* PETER: Give me that laptop!
* WILLOW: But wait, I just got that fixed!
* PETER: Hurry! Give it to me now!
* WILLOW: Give me that!
* PETER: This is a robbery!
* WILLOW: No, give me-- wait, is that just you, Peter, with a mask?
* PETER: No, I'm not Peter. I'm the clam burglar and I'm here to rob you.
* PINKALICIOUS: *[watching]* This is so funny! Willow thinks she's getting robbed and I'm just gonna jump out and save her!
* WILLOW: Clam burglar? That's not even original! Is that Pinkalicious hiding behind the plant dressed as Pencil Girl? I see you back there! Pinkalicious, stop hiding, I know you can hear me! Come on out! Where did she go? I know she was just here.
* PETER: You better take me seriously!
* PINKALICIOUS: Halt! It is I, Pencil Girl, and I am here to stop you!
* PETER: Oh no! It's Pencil Girl! What am I going to do? How am I going to steal this lovely goth girl's laptop with Pencil Girl here? I guess I have to challenge you to a fight.
* PINKALICIOUS: That would not bid well for you, fry! Pencil Girl with my pencil scribble attack that will destroy you!
* WILLOW: Where's Paintbrush Boy?
* PINKALICIOUS: Paintbrush Boy? Oh, uh, he's stopping another robbery.
* WILLOW: Oh, a robbery the same time I'm getting robbed? Who's getting robbed?
* PETER: Papa's Cupcakeria.
* PINKALICIOUS: Yes, yes. Papa's Cupcakeria is being robbed. And Paintbrush Boy is busy saving Papa's Cupcakeria.
* WILLOW: *[on phone]* Uh, hello? Oh, hey, Papa Louie, have you been dealing with a robbery or something? Uh-huh. Oh, no robbery? Oh, so why'd you call me? Oh, Pinkalicious is sad about something? Yeah, I'll talk to her, I'll talk to her. Goodbye. *[hangs up]* Ah, well, looks like no robbery is going on.
* PINKALICIOUS: Uh, well, uh...

## Part 9: First save

* *[Insaniquarium alien attack music plays]*
* PETER: This has been the Clam Burglar! Know me! I'm dangerous! I'm coming back! I'm robbing everybody! I'm out here! This is my first victim! You better be scared!
* *[Peter leaves. Insaniquarium tank 2 music plays]*
* PINKALICIOUS: This is Pencil Girl and that has been a successful savery. This young goth girl.
* WILLOW: Hey.
* PINKALICIOUS: Has been saved.
* WILLOW: I'm surprised. That's a good cosplay. I'm surprised they make an outfit your size.
* PINKALICIOUS: Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Yeah. I'm ready. We're out here. I'm back. We ain't cancelled. The Flipverse is safe. Safe in our hands.
* WILLOW: Huh, nice paper outfit, Pinkalicious.

## Part 10: More "crimes"

* PETER: I'm changing the Cupcakeria's toilet paper from outward to facing inward. I ripped off the "Do Not Remove" tag from my mattress and now I littered it. I just got out of the pool and I didn't shower first. I put a sticker saying "Dead Outlet" on a working outlet in an airport. Willow's poetry belongs in the trash.
* WILLOW: Okay, now you're going too far.
* PAPA LOUIE: Who's this Clam Burglar I'm seeing flyers all over the place for? His crimes are unspeakable! I just want my first thing I ever cooked to be safe!
* *[Insaniquarium tank 1 music plays]*
* PAPA LOUIE: Can't trust police these days! We need Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl!
* PINKALICIOUS: Did someone say Pencil Girl?
* PAPA LOUIE: Pinkalicious, isn't it way too early for Halloween? I mean what's with the gig?
* PINKALICIOUS: Look, it's your food!
* PAPA LOUIE: Where? We're doomed.

## Part 11: Building character

* PINKALICIOUS: This is good, Peter. We're building your character. Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl would be proud.
* PETER: Pinkalicious, I'm tired of being the bad guy all the time. I'm on the news and doing all this bad stuff. I wanna be a hero like you.
* PINKALICIOUS: But Peter, the Clam Burglar is well known. You're everywhere. You're all over the news. We can't stop now. Plus Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl defeated every good villain out there. The villain is more important than the hero sometimes. We need you out there.
* PETER: I guess. Let's watch the news and see all the bad crimes I committed this time.
* *[Peter turns on the TV]*
* DUKE GOTCHA: *[on TV]* This just in on Nowtime News, a sister duo known for stealing Papa Louie's secret chicken sandwich recipe and selling it as their own have escaped prison. They must've used a warp coin to get themselves out of prison, as you can see here under their jail bed. Let's take their descriptions. *[shows the Crumple sisters Bonnie and Yalanda]* Okay.
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, did you hear that? There's new villains out there! Real villains!
* PETER: Already on it! I brought Rafael here too as Paintbrush Boy! Let's go take them down!

## Part 12: Taking down the Crumple Sisters

* PINKALICIOUS: Hey, what's your name, fiends?
* BONNIE: We're the Crumple Sisters. We just got out of prison.
* PINKALICIOUS: Whoa, stand back, Paintbrush Boy. They might be dangerous.
* RAFAEL: Let's throw a paint ball at them!
* PINKALICIOUS: Nah, I've been working on something better. The paint bubble blaster.
* RAFAEL: But it's out of ammo.
* PINKALICIOUS: Oh, shucks, let me get more ammo. Paint bubbles. This might take a while. Here. You two hold them off, I gotta reload.
* YALANDA: You guys done? You're putting us to sleep! Kick!
* BONNIE: Here batter batter, swing! *[throws a water balloon]* That's one strike! You know what else comes in a pitcher? Lemonade!
* *[Seinfeld theme plays]*
* PETER: Pencil Girl, you better hurry up with Paintbrush Boy's paint bubble blaster!
* PINKALICIOUS: All right, I just gotta prepare the paint. Oh, come on! Do they always have to put that aluminum cap on the top? They're impossible to peel without fingernails and I got these dumb gloves on!
* BONNIE: What's the matter? Having a hard time concentrating? Well, our chicken sandwich recipe is never made from concentrate, it's made fresh!
* YALANDA: This battle will be easy peasy lemon squeezy!
* PINKALICIOUS: I got it on! Why isn't it firing? I forgot the batteries! No! No!
* *[Bonnie and Yalanda kept on kicking Peter and Paintbrush Boy]*
* PINKALICIOUS: I need a screwdriver! Hold on, Paintbrush Boy! Hope I'm putting these in right!

## Part 13: Exposed

* BONNIE: Let's take that disguise off you. Aha! I knew it! You were Rafael Martinez the whole time! You aren't the real Paintbrush Boy and that's probably not the real Pencil Girl! I'll get to the bottom of this! You have been exposed!
* RAFAEL: How did you know my name?
* YALANDA: We are the Crumple Sisters.
* PINKALICIOUS: If we take them down now, they can't expose this information. Hey Crumple Sisters. *[no bubbles come out]* It needs a minute to warm up. *[paint bubbles come out]* There we go! Colors, doesn't it? Take that!
* BONNIE: Aha! Pinkalicious and Peter Pinkerton!
* *[Insaniquarium alien approaching music plays]*
* YALANDA: You aren't the real Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl and you two can stop pretending! He he he! The world only needed two superheroes, not you three ruining their reputations!
* *[Insaniquarium alien attack music plays]*
* PETER: Are they gonna kill us?
* PINKALICIOUS: I don't know!
* BONNIE: Just get out of here! Go home! Don't do this ever again!
* PINKALICIOUS: Okay! *[sniffles]*
* *[they left]*

## Part 14: Actually taking down the Crumples

* PINKALICIOUS: Well, time to watch us be exposed on the news as fakes and frauds. Here goes nothing. Let's rip this Band-Aid off.
* *[the TV shows a commercial saying that Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl comics are now sold at Moe's lair]*
* PETER: They're sold at Moe's Lair in Tastyville now?
* PINKALICIOUS: The Crumple Sisters are new villains! As long as there's new villains! Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl can come out of the fight! They can come out of retirement!
* PETER: That means a new comic book is about to be made!
* *[shown on the TV, meanwhile at the Crumple Sisters...]*
* BONNIE: *[on TV]* Who's there? You back for round two?
* YALANDA: Wait, wait, the real Paintbrush Boy and Pencil Girl? Wait wait, don't do this, we promise we were trying to just stop the imposters!
* *[they are stopped and the TV screen turns to black]*

## Part 15: Barefoot Willow

* PINKALICIOUS: Oh, hey, Willow, come in and join us.
* *[Willow comes in barefooted]*
* WILLOW: What you watching?
* PINKALICIOUS: Hey, Willow, why the bare feet?
* WILLOW: I hate my Cupcakeria work shoes.
* *[episode ends with 5 different sandals spinning on a pink background]*