Eastern Encampment

The Eastern Encampment is located in the east fork of Glitchland. It contains a game studio, a little girl who will give you a hint for the Lost Woods if you help her with her math homework, and a man who forgot to pay his electricity bill.

## Text

### Balding Guy

```
   Let's see... if I place
   a breakpoint here...

   Oh, hi!
   Are you there to take on
   the Cracker Cavern?

   It's the best place for
   hackers to have fun with
   our world!

   I got through half of the
   challenge, but I'm stuck
   now...

```

The third floor of four in the Cracker Cavern was the first to require hacking knowledge outside of the context of video games.

### Policeman

```
   I heard some events and
   locations are available
   only at certain times of
   the day.

```

## Houses

The Eastern Encampment includes three houses, including the game studio.

### North house

In this house is a two-person indie game studio. If the player's FUN Value is between 0xA0 and 0xA6, the pair will take the day off to decompile Glitchland's source. The text pokes fun at a fan's disassembly of the 2017 April Fools event, which had many comments that simply read "; NotLikeThis."

#### Text

If the players FUN Value is NOT between 0xA0 and 0xA6:

Bug Catcher

```
   In our studio, we value
   simplicity and ease of use.

   That's why we program all
   of our games in Assembly.

   It is the simplest of
   programming languages,
   no complicated constructs,
   just processor instructions.

   I think our launch title
   should be ready in about
   5 or 6 years.

```

Lass

```
   We? We're just a humble
   game studio.

   We're working on our launch
   title: Gears of Halo, Theft
   Auto 5.

   We were also designated by
   Valve to help in the
   production and development
   of Half-Life 3.

```

Gears of Halo, Theft Auto 5.

South-west Computer

```
   It's the game program!
   Messing with it could bug
   out the game!

```

North-west Computer

```
   Someone was browsing xkcd
   instead of working...

```

North-east Computer

```
   Build failed: 3964 errors,
   1516 warnings.

   That's what it says on the
   screen.

```

If the players FUN Value IS between 0xA0 and 0xA6:

Bug Catcher

```
   The code behind this event
   is so stupid!

   Why would you clear the
   carry flag by chaining the
   SCF instruction with CCF?

   You can just AND A to clear
   it. It's not rocket science!
   And it takes one byte less!

   Obviously when it takes less
   bytes, then it's better!

```

Lass

```
   We? We're just a humble
   game studio.

   We're working on many
   different things, but today,
   it's our day off.

   TheZZAZZGlitch just released
   his April Fools event.

   We need to disassemble it
   and laugh at the quality
   of the code!

```

South-west Computer

```
   It's the game program!
   Messing with it could bug
   out the game!

   Oh wait, the game is
   already buggy as hell.

```

North-west Computer

```
   A conversation thread is
   displayed on the monitor.
   Several users are arguing
   about something.

   And then there's a GIF of
   a... llama eating popcorn.

   This single image, snuck
   in the middle of this
   argument, got 30 likes.

   How a single GIF image like
   this amuses so many people?

   That doesn't make any sense.
   Welcome to Fidei.

```

North-east Computer

```
   The disassembly of the event
   SAV file is displayed on
   the screen.

   Almost every line has some
   sort of comment attached.

   Most of the comments just
   read 'NotLikeThis'.

```

### West house

This man forgot to pay his electricity bill. Using 5F here will brighten up the house and give the player the 'Infinite light' achievement.

#### Text

Before event is completed:

```
   I didn't pay my electricity
   bills...
   What should I do now?

```

Talked to after using 5F:

```
   Wow, it's a lot brighter
   here now!

   I have no idea what you did,
   but thank you.

```

Talked to again:

```
   Come to think of it...
   I actually like living in
   the darkness.

```

Used 5F:

```
   You used 5F.

   A blinding flash lights the
   area!

```

### East house

If you help this little girl with her math homework, she will give you a clue for the Lost Woods.

#### Text

Intro:

```
   Could you help me with
   my math homework?

   If you do, I'll tell you
   a secret about the Lost
   Woods.

   So, how about it?

```

If the player says No:

```
   What? Okay then...

```

If the player says Yes:

```
   OK, so here's the exercise
   I have.

   Train A and Train B began
   traveling towards each
   other from opposite ends
   of a 500-mile long track.

   If Train A traveled at 35
   miles per hour, and Train B
   traveled at 25 miles per
   hour, how long until the
   two trains meet each other?

   Give me a number, in
   minutes.

```

If the player answers '500':

```
   Hmm, let me see...
   Oh wow, that makes sense!

   I think that is the correct
   answer! Thank you!

```

Then, or if spoken to again:

```
   About the Lost Woods...
   You can get to the Eastern
   Edge from there.
   And it's pretty easy too!

   To do that, just go east
   3 times, then go north!

```

Otherwise:

```
   Hmm, let me see...
   No, that doesn't look right.

   You must have made an error
   somewhere.

```