The Clerman Clones - Episode 4

### Characters (in order of appearance)

The Clerman Clones (David, the one who is not crying), Michael (the dude), the unnamed clone #3, and the unnamed tough clone), November, Professor Clerman

## Credits

### Created by

Clermydia Clerman

Sensei Professor Clerman has disappeared and stuff! Looks like it's up to the Clerman Clones to find him!

## Transcript

*(roll Clerman Clones opening credits)*

*(cut to their headquarters)*

**DAVID:** Holy cow, guys! Sensei Professor Clerman has disappeared!

**MICHAEL:** Dude, that's totally... bogacious and stuff!

**CLONE #3:** No, it isn't, *Michael*. We have to find out where the Professor is post-haste.

**TOUGH CLONE:** Hey, I've got a better idea. Let's just forget about that dick-face and get on with our lives.

**CLONE #3:** This is the Professor we're talking about here- maybe you should try being a little more ma-ture?

**TOUGH CLONE:** Maybe *you* should try licking my clone-hole.

**CLONE #3:** Well, maybe I will!

**MICHAEL:** Dudes, stop the fighting! David is crying over there!

*(cut to David, not crying)*

**DAVID:** No, I'm not.

*(Tough Clone walks over, carrying a box of tissues)*

**TOUGH CLONE:** Aw, does the crybaby want some tissues? For his tears?! Hmmmmmm? *(David says nothing; T.C. hits David, sending him off-screen)*

**CLONE #3:** OK, that's enough tom-foolering around for today. We have to get down to business.

**TOUGH CLONE:** I got down to your mom's business last night!

**MICHAEL:** Dude, that's totally... awesome-matical...

**TOUGH CLONE:** Shut up, you freaking drug addict.

*(enter November)*

**NOVEMBER:** Hey, Clerman Clones! What's going on in here?

**CLONE #3:** Terrible news, November! Professor Clerman seems to have disappeared, as if someone stole him! I thi-

**NOVEMBER:** I know where he is!

**CLONE #3:** ... What?

**NOVEMBER:** I heard the information from my news desk... cuz I was reporting news at the time.

**MICHAEL:** Well, then, why are we wasting time here, dudes? Come on, dudes and dudettes! Let's go to the dudemobile so we can save that dude, dude!

**NOVEMBER:** Yeah, let's go, guys!

*(everyone leaves, except for November, who just stands there; after a while, Clone #3 comes back)*

**CLONE #3:** Are you coming, or what?

**NOVEMBER:** *(gibberish)*

*(one transition screen later, the clones (now armed) and November are at some warehouse or something)*

**NOVEMBER:** According to these data reports, Professor Clerman... should be somewhere on the east side. There he is.

*(pan a few feet to the right to reveal Professor Clerman)*

**PROFESSOR CLERMAN:** Hello.

**CLONE #3:** For the record, Professor, it was MY idea to find you.

**DAVID:** Hey, this seems a little TOO easy. Almost as if it's a trap!

**CLONE #3:** Oh, shut up. You're just jealous!

*(we see November now has a shotgun)*

**NOVEMBER:** Actually, it IS a trap! Because I was behind it... and now I will destroy you all!

**MICHAEL:** Dude, this is totally... suck-acious! You know?

**CLONE #3:** Shoot him first, please.

**NOVEMBER:** Ha ha, just kidding! *(she drops the gun)* This isn't even a real gun! Gotcha!

*(Tough Clone walks up behind her and snaps her neck)*

**TOUGH CLONE:** That's what you get for messing with the Clerman Clones, bitch!

*(the others stare)*

**TOUGH CLONE:** What?

*(roll end credits, that falter at the Keentoons logo)*

## Easter Eggs

* Click on the double 'oo' on the word "toons."

**TOUGH CLONE:** *(looking at November)* I gotta get me one of those jumpsuits.

## Fun Facts

* The loading screen at the beginning of the video says 'cloading'.
* If you watch the flash file vertically, right after November says "I heard the information from my newsdesk", you can see the words "shut" & "up" on her eyes.
* On Newgrounds, Ed Atlin's alias is "YellowJumpsuit".
* When November says some gibberish in the episode it sounds like she might be saying something backwards, but she isn't.

## References

* This special is based on the cartoon show Teenage Mutant Ninjas Turtles. A couple of reasons being:
	+ November is a funny rip-off of April O'Neil, the Turtles best friend who's a news reporter and a hot babe.
	+ The personalities of the Clones resemble those of the Turtles; Dave is smart like Donatello, the one with the Red Bandanna is a badass/jerk like Raphael, Mike is a party dude like Michelangelo and the other one is obviously the leader like Leonardo).
	+ Each clone has a color that corresponds to the bandana mask of the turtle they're based on; the Donatello clone has a purple bow tie, the Raphael clone has a red bandana, the Michelangelo clone has orange hair, and the Leonardo clone has a blue tie.
	+ Their weapons also match each turtle; The Michelangelo clone has a nunchuck, the Donatello clone has a sword, the Raphael clone has a sai, and the Donatello clone has a stick (in place of a bo staff, which is pretty much a stick).
	+ The font use for "Clone" in the intro looks exactly how "Turtle" is written in the show.
	+ The episode's page title 'Clerman Power' is a reference to the Ninja Turtles tagline 'Turtle Power!'.