Season 3 Episode Nineteen: Heist

The boys convened on the day of Donald Trumps nude execution to discuss HUGE news around the Mini Cooper lot. This will SHOCK YOU to your CORE. Did the Clayne Cast security team act properly? Are Nants back? Plus we watched the last half of Lethal Weapon 2.

## Episode Summary

A "big" heist at the CCPMCSB!! // The boys are rattled to the core! // RIP to the Truce :'(

Nate reads from a police report he got from his friends at the police, detailing the break in at CCPMCSB. The hosts come up with a plan to get Deadpool/Steve to FAF the Nants and calm them, to prevent them from wreaking further havoc.

### Father-Son-Updates

T is not allowed near the rabbits, or any small animals for that matter.

### Lethal Weapon 2 second half recap

Overall the hosts enjoyed it, even though they seem to prefer the first half. Nate likes the build-up, the chase in a movie. Drew wants more sex scenes/boobies. Tom explains how it's not surprising that these movies from the 1980's had corny fight scenes, and you shouldn't be critiquing that. You should however critique the Lethal Weapon show from 2017!

Lethal Weapon 2 Host ratings
 Nate
 Tom

**Plot summary:**

from wikipedia

Though instructed to leave the case alone, Riggs begins to openly harass the South African consulate, defying Rudd and romancing his secretary, Rika van den Haas, a liberal-minded Afrikaner who despises her boss and his racial philosophy. Murtaugh enlists Leo's help in creating a scene at the consulate that wins the support of anti-apartheid protesters outside. Vorstedt is dispatched to murder all of the officers investigating them while Murtaugh deduces that Rudd is attempting to ship funds from his smuggling ring in the United States to Cape Town via Los Angeles Harbor. Two assassins attack Murtaugh at his home, but he kills them both with his contractor's nail gun, though Leo is abducted in the process.

After killing many of the investigating officers, Vorstedt seizes Riggs at van den Haas' apartment and discloses that he was responsible for the death of Riggs's wife years earlier during a botched assassination attempt on him. He has his men kill Rika by drowning her and orders them to do the same to Riggs, who escapes and brutally kills both of the men. He phones Murtaugh, declaring an intention to pursue Rudd and avenge his wife, Rika, and their fallen friends; the other policeman willingly forsakes his badge to aid his partner. After rescuing Leo and destroying Rudd's house, they head for the *Alba Varden*, Rudd's freighter docked in the Port of Los Angeles, as the South Africans prepare their getaway with hundreds of millions in drug money.

While investigating a guarded 40-foot cargo container at the docks, Riggs and Murtaugh discover Rudd's laundered drug money, but are locked inside by Rudd's men. They break out of the box, scattering two pallets of the money into the harbor in the process. Riggs and Murtaugh engage in a firefight with some of Rudd's men aboard the *Alba Varden* before separating to hunt down Rudd. Riggs confronts and fights Vorstedt hand-to-hand, culminating when Riggs stabs Vorstedt with his own knife and crushes him by dropping a cargo container on him. Rudd retaliates by shooting Riggs in the back multiple times. Rudd again invokes diplomatic immunity upon seeing Murtaugh aim his gun at him; Murtaugh fatally shoots him and declares that his immunity has "Just Been Revoked". Murtaugh then tends to Riggs, whom he believes may be dying and encourages him to hang on and that he is not dead until he says he is. Discovering Riggs survived the shooting, they share a laugh as more LAPD personnel respond to the scene.

## Notable Quotes

### Tom

* "We're sort of in the grifting business."
* "No outsiders allowed."
* "Most of our staff has to be back-of-the-house."
* "We can't be having a lot of people in our employee be around small animals. Or people."
* "It's TV! People die all the time! Who fuckin' cares!"

### Drew

* "It's a little tacky to tip, nowadays."
* "How 'bout 'Pyro Gang'?"
* "Look, if you have your pants down...just lie to the police at that point."
* "This isn't the end of CCE."

### Nate

* "I'm gonna be so nice to you [Drew], despite the fact that there's not a truce"
* "Drew is shrugging at me. Because he knows that triggers me."
* "What the fuck are we gonna do about these Nants!?"

## The Leftist Angle

Donald Trump got arrested on the day this episode was recorded, that fateful Tuesday. He was executed by Guillotine with his nasty little winky hanging out.

Lock yourself up in solidarity with those wearing contraptions in Locktober.

## CCEUpdates/AMPDates

### CCPMCSB

A crazy break in at the ClayneCast presents Mini Cooper of Santa Barbara compound happened that shook the hosts to their core. Nate got the Police report due to his connections, which details the two security guards/witnesses, Mr. Nerd and Mr. 15's account of the break in. All clues point to... NANTS! They're back!

They formed into a giant human and operated the cars, speeding off the lot in a spectacular fashion. It may have been a blessing in disguise however, as the insurance will now pay out big and fund AMP!

Furthermore, Mr. 15 guaranteed to pay back the damages in full, even though everyone reassured him this was not necessary, yet he persists!

It turns out Mr. Nerd runs multiple small businesses that are bleeding into his work on the CCPMCSB lot. Unfortunately it is making many if not all employees feel very uncomfortable.

They're sure to fuck up even more!

### CCPCP

***Clayne Cast presents: Crash Pad***

A pad to crash in but also a New Reality Show / Documentary *in* the Crash pad with the Staff of CCPMCSB who goes there when things at the dealership get too hectic and they're about to meltdown themselves.

### AMP

Mark from HR's family started a podcast about his disappearance, which heavily implicates the hosts and OJ. Mark is NOT dead but he is FIRED. And he volunteered so this is all on him.

## Trivia

Nants like to be flipped and fucked (FAF).

Ninjas have blue hair because they're woke SJWs!

## Get to know your host(s)

Nate has named one of his guitars "Your Winky".

Drew isn't into these new streamers. He prefers Ninja or even better, Jess!

Tom prefers John Wick over Dungeons and Dragons.

## Freaky Figures

All 3 hosts took a bathroom break before recording this. Tom was back first, Nate came back second, Drew was last (third).

## Clayne ForeCasting

Next weeks CCPMCSB grand opening - delayed?