Dimension-28993

**Dimension-28993** is the land of the original Kline the Goat. Here, he lives a simple life, not knowing that his entire life is a tv-show, like the movie The Truman Show.

## History

### Pre-Kline

Before the *Kline The Goat Show* debuted, Kline was born, and given up to an agency, where they would put him in a fake world, recording his every move. He would be the first goat to grow up on national television. His whole life would be a television show, but he would never know it.

### Episode One

When Kline hit age ten, he decided he wanted to start his own web-series. which he titled, "Kline The Goat". Unknownst to Kline, his whole life already was being filmed. He starts his first episode off showing off the power plant he works at, and points out the creepy man who, "legitimately follows me around". The man Kline was referring to, was actually the series director. Kline also shows off some of the friends he works with. He then goes on to go to the hotel he lives in. Once he gets into the elevator, he remarks that he wanted to hang his with human friend Joseph, but Joseph said he was too busy. But as Kline gets to the top of the hotel, he hears a party, and sees that Joseph is actually just throwing a party without him. When Kline reaches Joseph, he tosses him into a pool, and then sees his goat friend Joseph.

Later, Kline heads over to the fair. He sees that people are selling chocolate made from goat milk. This makes Kline mad, and he runs off. He briefly gets onto a bike, but he crashes soon after. Moments later, Kline ends up in the woods, and meets the Elder Goat, who tells Kline he must find a wind statue. Kline goes to the turbines, and attempts to climb one several times, but keeps falling off. During his time in this area, he runs into Bigfoot.

Kline eventually gets the statue, and brings it to the Elder Goat. The Elder Goat than grants him temporary wind powers, to which Kline uses promptly. He flies around Zurdiak with gusts of wind brining him around. These wind tunnels end up bringing him back to the power plant, where he tells his viewers that this is the end of the video.

### Episode Two

Kline begins the episode at the end of a conversation he was having with his friends. He then begins to tell the audience about the conversation he was having, but during this explanation, while Kline isn't paying attention, he is hit by a car. He wakes up to see he is in a fantasy land. Unbeknownst to Kline, this was actually the area in the fake world where they kept set pieces. Kline lies down and tries to figure out what to do. He then starts to play around with the different set pieces, and eventually reads a sign that says there will be an execution soon.

He finds the area that the sign was referring to, and see that a man named Nin-Ji is going to be crushed to death. Kline decides that he will help guide the turtle to his fate, and he does so peacefully, telling him it's going to be alright. After this, Kline continues his journey around the area, just exploring what the weird world has to offer. But this fun doesn't last long, as Kline begins to hear a voice from above, telling him he will never return home. This frightens Kline, who begins to run fast, trying to get the voice to leave. Kline ends up running into a fence, and knocking himself out again.

### Episode Three

The final episode of Kline The Goat starts with Kline entering the town he grew up in. He explains that this is his childhood home before he moved to Zurdiak. He sees the director again, and calls him out for always stalking him. He then enters his family home, and sees a new human family living there. He asks if they have ever heard of his webseries, and then eventually thinks that the family are satanists, and attacks them.

Eventually, Kline finds a group of protestors, and attacks them too, since he disagrees with what they are saying. Kline then sees that his human friend Joseph is throwing another party without him, and trashes the tables and food out of anger. Turning away from this, Kline finds a water park, and builds up the courage to go down the big slide. At the end of the slide, he sees WANTED posters for some criminals in the town. Kline then stumbles into a construction site and trashes the area a bit, before making his way to the gas station across the street and blowing it up on accident.

Later, Kline finds a man doing donuts in the field, and walks right onto the track, and is hit by the car. He then claims he is going to sue the man driving that car, and then promptly walks into a combine and is shot out. He then finds a hole with matter changing properties, and he falls into it. This changes his size, making him over six feet tall. He then gets very angry, and talks about how he has a date tonight with a girl named Clamantha. He says his goodbyes and ends the video.

## Residents

* Kline The Goat
* Kline's Parents
* The Director
* Joseph
* Joseph The Goat
* Elder Goat
* Nin-Ji
* BigFoot
* Anton
* Valentino Salami
* Humphrey Ciabatta
* Don Pastrami
* Dolph Spaghetti
* Hamm
* Clamantha