Characters of the D.I.T. Wizarding Universe

This is a list of characters appearing in *Parry Rotter and the Quest for Evil* and *Abercoln and the Quest for Neutrality*.

A

### **Abercoln**

*Main article: Abercoln*
H

### **Hodor**

L

### **The Lives in Sin Guy**

*Main article: Lives in Sin Guy*
P

### **Parry Rotter**

*Main article: Parry Rotter*
R

### **R. Weasel**

"*Hey, what are you doing all locked up?"
"What do you think, Einstein? We're prisoners. Duh!*"
―R. Weasel talking to Abercoln[src]
R. Weasel is the male deuteragonist in *Parry Rotter and the Quest for Evil.* Reportedly, R. Weasel had a fairly happy childhood, which Parry, who had been brought up by animals, envied. Shortly after receiving his acceptance letter to Hogsicle, R. Weasel met Hermy and Parry Rotter by unknown means, and agreed to help him in his quest to prevent the start of a second war. After searching for over a week, the trio finally found Mr. Stupid NoHead. They engaged him in a wand duel, but were losing badly. R. Weasel was tripping over his robes, and Parry was inexperienced. In the end, Hermy managed to force NoHead to relinquish. After their duel, they built a spaceship together, and two weeks later it was completed. Believing the Jedi could help them, Hermy suggested the new trio go to the Darth Star for help.

As soon as they arrived, the evil Emperor Plapatine spotted them and forced them in with an air tube, pulling them into the battle station. Darth Vold and Darth Mole immediately intercepted them. Thinking quickly, Hermy caused a diversion that allowed R. Weasel and company to slip away. Making their way to a detention unit, they found a squad of Jedi Knights in a cage. R. Weasel asked them why they were locked up, to which their leader, Abercoln, replied that they were prisoners, as R. Weasel should already know. Parry destroyed the cage with a Blasting Curse, freeing the Jedi.

R. Weasel, Parry, and Hermy were about to leave with the prisoners when Plapatine caught them in the act. He fired red Force lightning at them, but Hermy smashed the Emperor into a wall. Abercoln intervened and killed Plapatine. Terrified, Darth Vold and Darth Mole ran away. The Jedi and wizards all cheered, recognizing their victory over the Sith.

After the fight at the Darth Star, R. Weasel and his friends flew the Jedi home to Cressant. From there, Parry realized that the Horcrux they sought was probably located inside the zoo, and insisted they fly there. When they arrived, they found Voldewart in a cage. Voldewart confronted them as they passed, taunting Parry about his scar. After some awkward tension, which R. Weasel was annoyed by, Parry insisted that the mutated mole surrender to the three wizards. Refusing to comply, Voldewart bit through the cage and attacked Parry, but Hermy intervened and helped him hold off the mole. Before R. Weasel could intervene, Parry fired a Freezing spell at the mole, causing the latter to freeze to death. As the creature died, black smoke issued, confirming Parry's belief that Voldewart was the Horcrux. R. Weasel and Hermy both cheered. What still eluded Parry was NoHead's discovery of the Senior Wand. As they walked across the zoo, they found a woman and teen together, who introduced themselves as Staimond and Linderva. He asked them if Mr. Stupid NoHead had the Senior Wand, though they did not know the answer to that. Parry and the others left, with R. Weasel giving the two one last bit of encouragement, and they set off to NoHead's dark fortress.

After they climbed out, they were confronted by two obstacles. However, R. Weasel destroyed the Death Givers, and Hermy immobilized the Demon's Glare, and they were able to locate the Super Duper Bad One. Just then, Abercoln and the other Jedi burst in and attacked, only to be immobilized. NoHead cast the Rug Curse at the new arrivals, knocking the Jedi unconscious. Seeing this, Parry challenged NoHead to a danceoff. Seeing his chance, NoHead agreed to play along, turning on Cher Lloyd's "Swagger Jagger" for the event. Hermy angrily lamented that it was the second time she had heard said song (the first time being during their confrontation with Voldewart). R. Weasel agreed with her. After the song ended, NoHead turned on "Friday" by Rebecca Black instead, and R. Weasel ducked from the sound. Parry raised his wand and fired the Flame Curse at NoHead, knocking him into a wall and proceeding to kill him via Death Curse, leading to a major victory for R. Weasel and his friends. With the end of the Horcrux hunt, R. Weasel, Parry, and Hermy proceeded to Hogsicle School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, where they hoped to complete their first year. Parry also brought the Senior Wand as a trophy.

S

### **The Super Duper Bad One**

*Main article: Super Duper Bad One*
V

### **Voldewart**

Voldewart is a dark creature and the tertiary antagonist in *Parry Rotter and the Quest for Evil*. Voldewart's origins are mysterious, as did the way he ended up in a zoo. In 1981, he bit young Parry Rotter on the cheek. At some point afterwards, the Super Duper Bad One turned him into a Horcrux. Deducing that Voldewart was a Horcrux, Parry flew to the zoo with R. Weasel and Hermy. When they arrived, they found Voldewart in a cage. Voldewart confronted them as they passed, taunting Parry about his scar and refusing to surrender. The Horcrux Transfigured into a hippograft, biting through the cage at long last and attacking Parry. After Hermy knocked him into his cage, Voldewart turned into an anaconda and wrapped around Parry. Parry almost gave up hope, but then he broke contact and Voldewart resumed his original form. Parry fired a Freezing Spell at Voldewart, who slammed into a nearby cage and died.