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Torag's Quarry

De bergketen in het midden van Laroch is vernoemd naar de dwergengod Torag.

De bergen worden voornamelijk bewoont door dwergen en andere races die zich er thuis voelen. De grootste stad is Lar-Heffon.

De bergen zijn best gevaarlijk en worden onder andere bewoond door jonge draken, kleine groepen giants en trollen.
Pseudo Birds

***Pseudo Birds*** were a clade of Dinosaurs related to the Anchiornithidae that convergently evolved traits similar to the True Birds of our timeline.

## Traits of the Clade

Pseudo Birds like their ancestors:

* Are mostly covered in advanced Pennaceous Feathers including extensive large pennaceous feathers on the foot and ankle;
* Have anterior dentary teeth that are smaller, more numerous, and more closely spaced than those in the middle of the tooth row;
* Have Nutrient Foramina on the dentary that are placed in a deep groove;
* Have the front edge of the acromion margin of their scapula be either bent or hooked outwards;
* Have the inside surface of proximal part of the fibula be flat;
* Have fan-shaped posterior dorsal neural spines that contain both a Hyposphene and a Hypantrum;
* Have a Gastralia;
* Have 3 individual fingers.
* Have at least 4 fenestra in their skull.

While also having convergently evolved some traits similar to True Birds of our time such as:

* A "beaked" jaw;
* A complex thorax that contains a large, keeled breastbone, an elongated coracoids and a modified glenoid joint in the shoulder, and a semi-rigid rib cage;
* A bulbous medial condyle of the tibiotarsus;
* A hip similar to that of True Birds.

## Known Species

* Unnamed fulgopteryx descendant (Sometime between Barriasian and Hauterivian, North America and Europe)
* *Fulgopteryx* (Hauterivian - Barremian, North America)
* Unnamed water pseudo bird (Barremian, North America)
* Unnamed green pseudo bird (Barremian, North America)
* Unnamed pseudo bird (Aptian, Asia)
* Unnamed black pseudo bird (Aptian, North America)
* *Speckled False Bananaquit* (Aptian - Albian Boundary, Gondwana)
* Unnamed oxpecker pseudo bird (Aptian - Albian Boundary, Africa)

## Post Appearances

* *Ride the Lightning: Pseudobirds and the Sweetnut Ginkgos* (*Fulgopteryx*, *Fulgopteryx descendant*) (***First Appearance***)
* *A North America Swamp* (*Water pseudo bird*, *Green pseudo bird*)
* *Hallowed Be Thy Name: The Last Ferravirgid* (*Pseudo bird*)
* *Iron Tusk: The Brutotheres Emerge* (*Black pseudo bird*)
* *Two Plants, Two Extremes* (*Speckled False Bananaquit*)
* *The Titans of Africa: The Hadrosuchians* (*Oxpecker pseudo bird*)
Neil R. Burger

*This page describes a being.*

Burger's logo c. 1919

**Neil Richard-Strauss Burger** (also spelt Neal) was a German-American food icon and creator of the hamburger. At first, he ran his own business but in 1949 he co-founded McDonald's (originally *McDonald & Burger*) with McDonald.

On December 1, 1989, Neil suffered a heart attack and died at the crisp age of one hundred and something.
Campaign Regels

Hier een lijst van regels die gelden binnen de campaign. Sommige zijn homebrew, andere staan er simpelweg voor ease of access.

### Homebrew

* We spelen met Free Archetype
* Loot die je karakter koopt blijft van je karakter. Loot die wordt gevonden in dungeons oid gaat in "de pot" van de Guild.
	+ Aan het begin van iedere sessie krijg je een paar minuten om de pot te bekijken en wat magic items eruit te lenen voor de komende sessie.
	+ Consumables kan je gewoon gebruiken, anders gaan ze nooit op :^)

### Officiële regels

* Je kan alleen een spell scroll gebruiken als deze op je spell list voorkomt
	+ Als je een spell wil casten die niet op je spell list voorkomt, neem dan de Trick Magic Item feat
	+ Deze regel houd ik aan om casters te buffen
Bear

*This page describes a being.*

Bear at Ronald's Door.

**Bear** is an American Brown Bear who showed up to Ronald's door on November 3rd, 2008 with a Filet-O-Fish sandwich. She was offered a job at McDonald's security and now valiantly serves as Head Chief of Security.

During The Day When Actual Hell Rose To Earth she was seen beating up a shit ton of demons like an action movie it was fucking crazy. One of them slashed her eye though so she has an eye patch now like Big Boss but she declined the title of Big Bear.
Spaniards

*This page describes a group.*

**Spaniards** are the denizens of Spain. To be a Spaniard, you usually have to either be born in Spain or convert into one via a Spaniard conversion process. Spanish is their primary language. They can be found in Spain or your yard. Some Spaniards, but not all, can be classified into these groups:

* **Spaniard** (regular Spaniard)
* **Spainiard** (super Spaniard)
* **Spamiard** (they will sell Spam in your yard, also known as Spamyards)
* **Scaniards** (Spaniards with handheld scanning devices that only outputs information in Spanish)
* **Standiards** (stands in your yard unmoving and silent)
* **Baniards** (bans people who don't speak Spanish)
* **Taniards** (speaks Spanish and are very tan)
* **Daniards** (they are named Dan)
* **Camiards** (records and watches camera footage)
* **Hamiards** (makes a mean ham sandwich)
* **Raniards** (they run)
* **Ramiards** (will sell you RAM)
* **Bamiards** (makes things go bam and/or boom)
* **Steveiards** (story for another time)
Laroch

Laroch is op technologisch aspect het meest geavanceerde land ter wereld en tevens de plek waar de campaign zich voornamelijk afspeelt.

#### Lar-Heffon (Learn - Sky)

Hoog in de bergen ligt een cluster van scholen en academiën; Lar-Heffon. Hier worden de wizards, bards en artificers van de toekomst opgeleid naast politici, schrijvers en wiskundigen. Zoals iedere universiteitsstad zijn er grote, prestigieuze colleges en C-Tier schooltjes met docenten waarvan je niet zeker weet of ze bevoegd zijn om les te geven.

De stad is gehuld in een constante magische mist van de enorme waterval WATERVAL die via een portal uit de Elemental Plane of Water komt storten. Deze wordt door verschillende colleges gebruikt voor experimenten, zoals de enorme generator van Artificer School.

#### Sprygg-Bog (Sapling - Branch)

De meeste inwoners van Laroch focussen zich op vooruitgang, maar in Sprygg-Bog willen ze het liefst dat alles hetzelfde blijft. De eeuwenoude dryad queen die de stad bestuurt regeert ook over het enorme woud eromheen. Druids, witches en summoners werken hier samen om natuur te beschermen van alles dat het kwaad zou willen doen.

#### Lag-Mersc (Lake - Swamp)

Vlakbij Sprygg-Bog ligt Meerminstad. In een gelijknamig groot meer ligt een groot onderwaterpaleis gemaakt van planten, stenen en kristallen die over de jaren door de rivieren zijn meegenomen. Hier regeert de merfolk monarchie, die nauw samenwerkt met de wood elves om zo het water schoon te houden. De meeste merfolk blijven in de meren en rivieren van het bos en mijden het nabije meerkoninkrijk van de deep dragon dat aan de kust begint.

### Geschiedenis

Laroch is al een aantal jaar een republiek.
Name Giver

This page describes a *being*.

This is him. The Name Giver.

The **Name Giver** is a wise, older man with a white beard, akin to a wizard. He is the Name Giver. He gives names to creatures on request. He is sometimes paid for this.

The Name Giver sits at his table, awaiting those who arrive to make use of his services. Across from him is a chair. This is the chair you will sit in when you want the Name Giver to name a creature for you. He may hand you his business card after providing his service.

## Career

One Day, the Name Giver saw some fruit. Some delicious apples. Delicious Apples. He reached for apples. Suddenly, a gay little crab with big meaty hands jumped out from beneath the pile of yummy-looking apples apples. The crab's duty was to fight for the apples and he had to defeat the crab for the apples. The Name Giver named him Meatballs.

The Name Giver was called to someone's house. A small little creature was eating this person's doormat. The Name Giver named the creature Meatballs.

## Personal Life

The Name Giver was once but a normal wizard. His powers were his fat fucking wizard balls and his beep attack. He is known to have said "slappa bitch with my fat wizard nuts" during this time.
Operation Slim Chicken

*This page describes an event.*

Two McDonald's soldiers, Cpt. Thirsker Paul (left) and Cpl. Cold Ham Peter (right), wearing the Piss Yellow and Piss Red uniforms.

### Location

Costa Rica

**Operation Slim Chicken** was an armed operation carried out by McDonald's during the 1970s in Costa Rica. The goal was to create a legendary sandwich to match the legendary soldier Big Boss. The result of the operation was the Chicken Legend.

To accomplish their goals, McDonald's captured facilities and soldiers by force, including a chicken sandwich factory. Many of these missions were led and carried out by Ronald and McDonald. They also had several encounters with Evil Lay's forces. McDonald's was assisted by Doritos during the campaign.

McDonald's recruited trained scientists to develop the legendary sandwich. Some were volunteers, some were paid employees, others were prisoners taken from opposing forces. Even nuclear scientists were able to contribute their research.

   In 1975, at Outer Chicken, McDonald's successfully created a chicken sandwich deserving of the title Chicken Legend. Overtaken by greed, McDonald stole the Legend and fled. On May 7th Ronald commanded McDonald's forces during the Battle for Chicken Legend. Ronald fatally wounded McDonald and took back the Legend, earning the title of *Ronald McDonald*. This marked the end of Operation Slim Chicken.

Estimated casualties are ~9,000-11,000 enemy combatants (including Ned Redemption), ~980 McDonald's forces, ~1,700 civilians and 28,242 chickens.
Jeremiah Jerome Jorme Bently

*This page describes a being.*

**Jeremiah Jerome Jorme Bently** is a fella from detroit who you don't wanna mess with. He all up on that sketch stuff and if you get on his bad side you might just be the next one on the chopping block if you are understanding what i am hinting at he will kill you he has killed before and will kill again
Mac Noggin

*This page describes a group.*

The island of Brasil, circled on McDonald's most up to date map from 1595.

**Mac Noggin** is a branch of McDonald's based on the Irish island of Brasil. They are best known for their incredible ability to give good head, also known as 'noggin'.

Along with Mac Noggin, natives also reside on Brasil. The Brasilians are Irish in appearance, but are leprechaun-like and the men of their culture are very feminine. These natives are responsible for teaching Mac Noggin their head-giving ways. Many within McDonald's simply refer to the island as a whole as Mac Noggin.
Doritos

*This page describes a group.*

Doritos bumper guard

**Doritos** is a snack food company formally under control of Evil Lay's. In 1966, two years after it's Doritos chips were first introduced, the creators of The Dorito split from Evil Lay's to form their own company. Doritos sided with McDonald's during Operation Slim Chicken in the 70s and have since remained a close ally to the fast food company.

In the early 60s Evil Lay's began experimenting with adding a cheese flavor to their chips but were unable to replicate the flavors they wished with standard potato chips. In 1963, Mildred Lay was visiting some hick town in the mid-western United States when she ate corn for the first time. She has been quoted with saying "Damn that shit good" and smacking her lips.

After this she ordered Evil Lay's development teams to begin work on tortilla chips, which are made from corn. By 1964, engineers had developed The Dorito Nacho Cheese and began to work on other flavors as well. Into 1965, some Evil Lay's engineers became increasingly worried with flavors being pushed by higher-ups such as *Greasy Toenail* and *Old Fanny* and most of the Doritos development division left and formed their own company. In a classified video, an Evil Lay's engineer is seen fleeing a facility in a car and poking his head out of the window, sticking out his middle finger and yelling *"THIS NACHO CHEESE BITCH"* before being shot in the head with a large caliber bullet.

Most of the late 60s was spent in hiding to avoid Evil Lay's agents and strike squads. Eventually, Doritos began to contact McDonald himself, agreeing to be housed in the newly formed Outer Chicken and to assist McDonald's forces in the fight against Evil Lay's during Operation Slim Chicken.
Pato

*This page describes a being.*

pato holding canned waber

**Pato** is a notorious pato-creature. Pato-creatures were in fact named after Pato, and not vice versa. She is often described as a *rat* or a *shitter*.

She can be seen with or without her hat, which she obsesses over. Regardless of the presence of her hat, she may ask if you have seen her hat. If Pato is wearing her hat, she may thank you for finding her hat or deny the fact that she is actually wearing it. If she is unable to locate her hat, she will search for it tirelessly until it is found.
Sessie 5: Test of Strength

## Test of Strength

Het is al een tijdje rustig wat quests betreft, dus zitten de spelers rondom de Guild Hall een beetje te chillen. Alfred maakt potions, Pet is shady aan het zijn, BUDDY staat op stand-by modus en Pluim eet lunch / maakt zijn hoed onhandig schoon.

Na de lunch komt Mazzeltov, een quest gatherer, binnen. Hij loopt enthousiast op Pluim af en slaat een flyer voor hem neer op tafel. De flyer zegt:

### Test of Strength

Help me met het uittesten van de gevechtscapaciteit van mijn nieuwe guard constructs! Ik zoek een klein gezelschap sterke lieden die wel tegen een stootje kunnen. Graag melden bij de Arcane Arcade.

Beloning voor het overmeesteren van de Test: 8 GP pp

—

Pluim trommelt Alfred, BUDDY en Pet op en ze gaan samen met Mazzeltov op pad. Op aansporen van Pet gaan ze via de alleys omdat dat iets sneller is, maar het scheelt niet veel en is vooral erg goor. Eenmaal bij de Arcane Arcade ontmoeten ze professor Armadion, de questgiver, en zijn Clockwork Soldier guard. Armadion is direct geïnteresseerd in BUDDY en begint hem te ondervragen. Ook biedt hij aan om, mocht BUDDY ooit modifications willen, die voor hem te installeren. Daarna geeft hij meer informatie over de quest.

De quest bestaat uit twee rondes van dezelfde combat. Voor de eerste ronde geeft de prof nog wat advies, en raadt de spelers aan om goed te letten op wat de constructs doen en vooral proberen te kiten. Echter zijn deze tips niet heel erg nodig, want de constructs doen erg weinig damage. De eerste ronde start moeizaam, maar in de tweede ronde weet Alfred alle enemies in no-time te laten ontploffen met een sterk elixir. In de derde extra ronde combo'en BUDDY en Pluim er twee de grond in, Dragon Ball Z stijl, en doodt Pet de laatste.

De professor bedankt de party voor hun hulp, betaalt ze uit, en ze gaan op aanraden van Mazzeltov naar een nabije bar om het succes te vieren.
Wiener Works

*This page describes the wieneriest of locations.*

**Wiener Works** is the foundation of all fast food, originating in the yeer 0 on the Weener calendar. The location has withstood the fall of empires and a trip across the Atlantic. Countless souls have come and gone since the start of the weener, and many more shall do the same.

## Genesis (yeer 0)

In the beginning, there was many a want for more wieners, especially ones which were fast, cheap, and easy to obtain. One man had decided the Earth had been without wieners for long enough. This man may have seemed ordinary, but make no mistake- this man was... Biggie John, a visitor from Ireland. He called upon all who had been affected by lack of weenie, those who wanted to make a change.

Wiener Works was originally erected in Liverpool, England. in 69 B.C.E. by the Gregorian calendar, but this was yeer 0 of the Weener calendar. Those who helped construct, maintain, and facilitate Wiener Works were called wiener workers by John. Many wienerless souls flocked to the Wiener Works to have John's wieners bequeathed upon them.

## The Dark Ages (yeer 400)

After the initial boom of the weenie, things didn't do so good bruh. Connoisseurs of weeners were being pulled away to fight in the wars surrounding the British isles. This continued into the black plague. As if residing in Britain wasn't bad enough, Biggie John and Wiener Works now had to deal with a horrible plague.

John and his weenie disciples tried their hardest to ease unrest and illness with the weenie, but while it helped some they could not save everyone. During the Dark Ages, John introduced the "Ten or so Weenie Commandments" which were actually twelve but he didn't count them before naming it.

## Exodus (yeer 1612)

As the black plague ended and the New World was discovered, Biggie John saw promise in the virgin lands to the west. In the yeer 1612, Wiener Works was placed onto a boat which sailed to North America. The vessel arrived at modern day Kure Beach. There, the crew made a camp and rested for two days before modifying the vessel to traverse the Cape Fear River. The crew sailed inland as far as they could but had to disembark at Eagle Island.

Wiener Works was loaded onto a makeshift wagon and the group traveled further along the shore of the Cape Fear until finally settling where Wiener Works remains today, in modern day Fayetteville. This move can only be described as "a migration from satan's asshole to satan's armpit".
Evil Lay's Chips

*This page describes items.*

evil chippers

**Evil Lay's Chips** are the primary product of Evil Lay's. Most flavors contain some amount of meat, usually goat, horse, or leftover chicken parts. Evil Lay's is able to claim their products contain "real beef" due to a legal loophole.

Evil Classic is the original and most popular flavor of Evil Lay's.Loud Flavored Lay's chips, made from the same material as loud Sun Chips but without the biodegradability.
Pluim

(Volledig: Paardebloempluim-die-wordt-meegenomen-door-de-wind)

Pluim is een 18(?) jaar oude Gnome Swashbuckler die in sessie 3 door de adventuring company wordt aangenomen. Gespeeld door Daan Wissel. Op het moment lvl 2.

### Backstory

Pluim wordt geboren in de Cream & Puff in de Crag District als zoon van de gnome bakker Sweets Bakes-a-lot en rondreizende Sylph Light Breeze. Door zijn wilde witte bos haren en de neiging om op het kleinste briesje mee te zweven krijgt baby Pluim zijn naam. Light Breeze vertrekt al snel weer, maar Sweets, Pluim en zijn oudere zus, Keen-mind-that-wanders-a-lot beter bekend als: Mindy, redden het prima met zijn drietjes in de bakkerij Cream & Puff. De Cream & Puff bezit gemiddelde bekendheid, vooral onder gnomes, vanwegen de unieke smaken die in de bakkerij te krijgen zijn. Naast de creampuff is er elke dag een ander bedenksel uit de handen van Sweets. Soms smaakt het nog lekker ook.

Als tiener doet Pluim het niet geweldig op school. Hij bezit niet het intellect van zijn grote zus, maar wel haar enorme capaciteit voor afgeleid raken. Pluim droomt van avonturen, hevige winden en een weidse hemel. Vliegen dat is zijn doel.

Ontevreden met wat school hem te bieden heeft, stop Pluim en raakt verstrikt bij een lucht pirate bende van Razorblade Mallone. Hij leert veel, maar vooral dat hij er niet van houdt om te stelen en plunderen. Het piraten leven is niet zo heroisch als hij had verwacht. Hij verlaat de groep op slechte termen. Slechter omdat hij de kapiteins hoed van Razorblade Mallone steelt.

Vervolgens sluit hij zich aan bij de adventurers guild Brass Phoenix, hopelijk kan hij hier mooie avonturen beleven.

### Iconisch

Pluim staat bekend om:

* zijn (te grote) piraten hoed, met bijpassende pluim. Gestolen van Razorblade Mallone
* de bento box die hij elke ochtend van zijn moeder krijgt. Welke smaken zitten er vandaag in!?

### Vrienden en kennissen

##### Chef

Leren kennen in sessie 3 Gang Investigation. Chef maakt heerlijke dumplings en heeft beloofd om na de missie van sessie 3 langs te komen bij de Cream & Puff om samen met Pluim en Sweets onbijt dumplings te maken: dumlings gevuld met melk en cornflakes. Ben benieuwd hoe ze smaken.

##### Maxwell

Leren kennen in sessie 3 Gang Investigation. Maxwell heeft ook een hoed, en heeft die zelfs uitgeleend aan Pluim. Een goeie vriend.

##### Sune

Leren kennen in sessie 3 Gang Investigation. Sune rijdt hard rond in autos. Als je je hoofd uit het raam steekt voel je de wind in je gezicht. Leuk! Wel opletten dat je hoed niet afwaait. Ze heeft beloofd om me een keer podiums op te laten bouwen bij het opera theater. Nog nooit eerder gedaan. Nieuw=goed.
Shit Poems: A Collection

*This page describes a book.*

**Shit Poems: A Collection** is a compilation of fecal writings originally published in 1988. The secondary author, Rod Aln, had connections with McDonald's, and a new *Special McDonald's Edition* was published in 2001. The book is listed below.

## **Shit Poems: A Collection**

### ***Poem I:** Brown Eclipse*

My shit is like the moon,

the glimmer blocks out the sun.

The brown eclipse of my ass-

will bring Armageddon soon.

Now it's time to run,

the shit flood will come.

-Eleanor Shitterton

### ***Poem II:** Poop - A Haiku*

Bad winter, toilet.

A big, hairy poop pooping

betrayed by the frank.

-Rod Aln

### ***Poem III:** Poop 2 - A Haiku*

Old poop after part

why a little, poop poop poop

whilst watching the poop.

-Peter Oop

### ***Special Edition Poem I:*** *Go Shit At McDonald's*

My shit is red,

piss is too.

I love McDonald's.

And so do you.

-Piss Red McGee
Gunpowder Spirit

*This page describes a being.*

A content gunpowder spirit.

**Gunpowder spirits** are a type of pato-creature native to Europe and Asia. They are usually docile, but may become wily if provoked. These beings are a great source of gunpowder, leaving it around as they travel and giving it to those they feel are nice to them.

Normally, a gunpowder spirit will go around grassy hillsides or arid regions nibbling at small rocks and minerals. When they consume too many more volatile materials such as sulfur or charcoal, or as a defense mechanism, gunpowder spirits will become wily. Wily gunpowder spirits are more aggressive and explosive. Generally, the greatest threat a wily gunpowder spirit will pose to an animal or human are minor burns.

To create their own food, the spirits will burn logs and sticks to form charcoal. They also feed on burn trees after forest fires. These little rats will also steal bullets and eat them yummy.
Goldfish

*This page describes an item.*

A bag of cheddar Goldfish.

**Goldfish** are a type of snack cracker which resemble the shape of a fish, an aquatic creature. You may recognize the saying "The snack that smiles back... Goldfish..." This is due to Goldfish smiling at all times and the fact that they taste so good may very well make you smile. There are many types of Goldfish snack cracker, but by far the most common is cheddar. The Cheddar variant is orange and tastes like cheddar cheese.

Goldfish are to ellie like spicebag is to Ronald. she like them so much she drawed them in the site's background :)

Person with many Goldfish.Man smiling with rather large bag of goldfish.A man smiling with a bag of colored Goldfish.dish network flavored goldfish
Lipoconodon punctatus

***Lipoconodon punctatus*** was a thalassoconodontid eutriconodont that lived during the early Albian period on the coasts of Antarctica and the southern regions of what was once Gondwana. It was very similar in its outward appearance to our timeline's seals.

## Post Appearances

*L. punctatus* appeared in the post *Albian Antarctica, Part 2: Lipoconodon, the False Seal*. It is depicted in the post's primary illustration in a scene where it swims in a kelp bed to catch squid.

## Description

*L. punctatus* was a medium-sized thalassoconodont that grew to 6 feet long at maturity, weighing around 350 lbs. It gave live birth and nursed its young for a relatively short time, unlike its cousins on land who remained egg-layers with a longer lactation period. *L. punctatus* always gave birth to a single pup, which would hatch inside the mother's womb and continue development until their fur grew in and their eyes had fully formed.

*L. punctatus* was carnivorous, and a generalist; it was known to eat fish, squid, elomorphs, crustaceans, and even sea urchins. They were decently intelligent compared to other eutriconodonts, with a more gregarious nature. Living in groups of 50 to 100 animals, *L. punctatus* had the intelligence and sensitivity to remember where it found its favorite foods, where their group would meet to breed, and the ability to turn over undersea stones with their noses to scatter the prey living underneath.
Ronald's Mug

*This page describes an item.*

Ronald's edit of his mug.

Ronald's mug is a ceramic mug custom ordered by Ronald. One side displays *Play of the Game: Ronald as Reinhardt* and on the other side, *Play of the Game: Ronald as Junkrat*. For context, those are Ronald's favorite Overwatch characters. He is a pro hogger.
McDonald

*This page describes a being.*

**McDonald** was the founder of McDonald's and Ronald's former mentor, as well as the son of Patrick McDonald. He participated in Operation Slim Chicken alongside Ronald. McDonald was given no first or middle name, he was known simply as McDonald.

Born in Mars Hill, McDonald spent a lot of his childhood on farms. His family in particular owned a potato farm. McDonald enjoyed potatoes a lot, and they could be prepared and eaten in a variety of ways. By 1920 McDonald had come up with the idea to cut up and fry them, and by 1930 McDonald had set up a small chain of four french fry stores named *McDonald's Taters* with the help of his father.

in 1949 McDonald had met with Neil R. Burger and co-founded *McDonald & Burger* which would be shortened to McDonald's in 1960.
Ned Redemption

*This page describes a being.*

Ned Redemption with the 2nd Chip Battalion in late 1973.

**Ned Redemption** was the Commander of the Evil Lay's 2nd Chip Battalion, formed in 1963 to keep up with the militarization of the food industry.

In 1950, Redemption joined the United States Army the day he turned 18 and was part of a unit sent to fight in the Korean War in fall of the same year. He showed considerable adeptness with a service rifle and excellent awareness during rapidly changing combat situations. By the end of the war, he would earn the rank of Master Sergeant.

Redemption saw action during the start of the Vietnam War but was discharged in 1961 for repeated violent behavior towards troops he commanded. In early 1962 he was directly contacted by Evil Lay's executives to form the beginning of the Evil Lay's Armed Forces (ELAF).

When Evil Lay's took notice of Operation Slim Chicken, the 1st and 2nd Chip Battalions were deployed in Costa Rica to combat McDonald's expansion into the region. Ned Redemption performed well during his service, but ultimately he and most of the 2nd Chip Battalion were wiped out in January of 1975.
Antifreeze Wine

*This page describes an item.*

A beaker of Austrian wine being tested.

**Antifreeze wine** is Austrian wine which was laced with diethylene glycol, a common ingredient in antifreeze. Consumption can cause side effects such as abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea, headache, altered mental status, acute kidney injury, and can even be fatal. Antifreeze wine is primarily dry white wine.

## Background

The 1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal was the result of Austrian wine companies artificially enhancing their cheaply made wine with little or no concern for the health of consumers. The chemical gave the wine a sweeter taste and made it appear more full.
Pato-creature

*This page describes a type of being.*

An assortment of pato-creatures.

A **pato-creature** is usually a little dumb rat thing which is stupid. Pato-creatures were named after Pato. There are many types of pato-creatures. They usually say "hi" or have some obsession with a certain object. They are very fragile and may explode.
List of Beings

*This article is a list. See also: Birthdates*

* Anatoli Smorin
* Bear
* Bingo Banjo
* Boobs Videos
* Cho
* Daren the Lawyer
* Ellie
* Glenallen Mixon
* Gucci Zeppeli
* Gunpowder Spirit
* McDonald
* Mike Truk
* Mildred Lay
* Mr. Stutz
* Murry McDonald
* Muuneko
* Name Giver
* Ned Redemption
* Neil R. Burger
* Onson Sweemey
* Ot Is
* Otis from Half-Life
* Pato
* Pato-creature
* Patrick McDonald
* Ronald
* Ronald Jr.
* Spikey O'Toole Flanagan
* Totodile
* Tuck Ficketmeiser
McDonald's

*This page describes a group.*

McDonald's logo on a t-shirt.

**McDonald's** (originally *McDonald & Burger*) is a fast food company founded by McDonald and Neil R. Burger, though it has been in the control of Ronald since McDonald's death in 1975.

The company was founded when Neil R. Burger met McDonald in 1949 and decided to join the burger and fry under one flag. McDonald's was known as *McDonald & Burger* until 1960 when the two decided that the name should be simplified, though Neil was always known as the pioneer of the fastest of foods.

McDonald's was one of the first fast food companies to form a military in the 50s. These forces were first known as the McDonald's forces but would later be called the McMilitary.

In 1973, McDonald's commenced Operation Slim Chicken with the goal of creating a legendary chicken sandwich. This resulted in the creation of the Chicken Legend and the death of McDonald.

## Related Pages

* Doritos
* Mac Noggin
* NanoMcChines
The Future

*This page describes events. For a timeline a pre-2050 events, see Timeline.*

**The Future** is the events which will take place after the present in the Ronaldverse. This page will catalog the events in order.

## 2098: After the fall of McDonald's.

After the fall of McDonald's, the world was unable to function. People could not feed their fast food addictions after McDonald's had eliminated all competition in the decades prior. The people of Earth looked upwards, at Planet M, the planet between Mercury and Venus. Planet M could support much greater volume of fast food production than Earth could, even before the ecosystem was ruined by pollution.

The race had begun to build migration ships to transport Earth's population to the planet. The first vessel was manufactured by New Great Britain (NGB). The HMS Nando was hurriedly built, unsafe, and cheap. It could house 20,000 people, about 2% of Earth's population at that point, though NGB only allowed it's own citizens into the ship. Nando could house about 41% of NGB's population, the poorest being left behind.

In October 2098, the HMS Nando launched and began it's route to Planet M, experiencing minimum issues along the way besides losing a lower hold of the ship along with an estimated 1,500 residents. On December 14th the HMS Nando began it's entry into Planet M's atmosphere, however the atmosphere was significantly thinner than previously estimated and the ship, along with the remaining 18,500 including 1/3 of the NGB Parliament and 1/4 of the royal family, crashed into the planet's boiling grease ocean.
Birthdates

*This page is a list. See also: List of Beings*

* Gucci Zeppeli: June 6th, 1845
* Neil R. Burger: August 24th, 1887
* Patrick McDonald: December 29th, 1889
* McDonald: July 13th, 1911
* Murry McDonald: July 13th, 1911
* Mildred Lay: July 2th, 1917
* Ned Redemption: 1932
* Tuck Ficketmeiser: September 1st, 1935
* Cho: December, 1951
* Anatoli Smorin: June 20th, 1985
* Spikey O'Toole Flanagan: October 18th, 1987
Ronald Day

*This page is an event.*

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A picture of Ronald on Ronald Day.

### Location

The Black Cat, Summer Solitude, Just B Club, Femboy Hooters, and possibly various other locations.

Ronald Day, also known as *R-Day* or *The Birth of Ronald* is the day Ronald McDonald was reborn as Ronald.
Onson Sweemey

*This page describes a being.*

**Onson Sweemey** was an old man known for eating 147 birth control pills and dying of ethynodiol diacetate poisoning. For unknown reasons, Ronald made a statement on the man's death stating *"We lost a bright mind today. Sometimes the temptation can be too strong. Bless him."* Ronald did not elaborate after being asked why.
Spice Bag

*This page describes an item.*

Spice bags, or spicebags, are a type of food popular in Ireland. Since it's creation, the spiced bag has since become a favorite of many Irishes, including Ronald. The dish usually consists of fried chicken, fried potato, sliced peppers, fried onions, salt, chili spice and many other spices. It is debated whether spice bags should be credited as an Asian or Irish creation.

Spice bag appear in the site background.
Ruby Basin

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The **Ruby Basin**, also referred to as the **Ruby Basin 2-8-0T**, is a 2-8-0T locomotive. It was added in The Coal & Power Update.

## Prototype

The locomotive's model and options are based on the Ruby Basin, a locomotive which operated on the Deadwood Central Railroad.

### History

The locomotive was built for the Deadwood Central Railroad by Baldwin Locomotive Works in 1890. Not much is known about the history of this locomotive - no photographs exist outside of its builder's portrait, and little is known of its time at the Deadwood Central Railroad. The Ruby Basin operated as number 3 of 6 total engines on the railroad, before its closure in 1930. It is presumed to be abandoned or scrapped.

### Recreation

To accurately recreate the Ruby Basin prototype as it operated on the Deadwood Central Railroad, select the following options when purchasing the locomotive:

* **Number:** 3
* **Name:** Deadwood Central.
* **Smokestack:** 3
* **Headlight:** 1
* **Paint:** 1 *or* 2 (varying interpretations of color from the original black and white photograph)

## Trivia

* Paint options 3-5 are based on liveries of the Victorian Railways NA Class. These locomotives operated on the 4 narrow gauge railways built by Victorian Railways and can now be found operating on the Gembrook Line (now the Puffing Billy Railway) in Victoria, Australia.
	+ The first two NA Class locomotives were also built by Baldwin Locomotive Works with a further 15 built locally at the Victorian Railways Newport Workshops. They are visually very similar to the Ruby Basin.
	+ Smokestack options 1 and 2 are also based on those found on the NA Class, and headlight option 6 is visually similar to some of the headlights found on the class.
* The triple coupler pockets are to provide compatibility with standard gauge rolling stock - the line between Pluma and Deadwood was dual-gauge between 3 ft and 4 ft 8½ in by way of a third rail, and in order to couple to standard gauge cars the additional pockets needed to be off-centered and raised.
* The builders plate on the locomotive gives it a build date of 1891.

## Gallery

Builder's portrait of the Ruby Basin from Baldwin Locomotive Works.A recreation of the Ruby Basin prototype in-game.A recreation of the Ruby Basin prototype in-game.NA Class 6A, the basis for paint option 3 and smokestack option 2.NA Class 7A, the basis for paint option 4.NA Class 8A, the basis for paint option 5 and smokestack option 1.
Chupachimbus

*This page describes an event.*

Spencer waking up and getting ready for some Damp Chimbling!

**Chupachimbus** is a holiday similar to Christmas. It is racist to eat tacos on this day, because it kinda sounds like a spanish word and if you think that means you should eat tacos then that is RACIST.

Correct examples for wishing someone a swell Chupachimbus is "Have a wet Chupachimbus!" or "Moist Chimbing!"
Ellie Wiki

**Welcome to the Ellie Wiki!!!!!!!!**

ellie

## Featured Pages

* Antifreeze Wine
* Brown Burger Incident
* Chupachimbus
* Evil Lay's
* The Future
* Operation Slim Chicken
* Name Giver
* Spicebag Tractors
* Tuck Ficketmeiser
* Wiener Works

*Also recommended: Timeline*

## Lists

* List of Beings
* List of Events
* List of Groups
* List of Items
* List of Locations

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Green Hill Zone

**Green Hill Zone** is a region of Sonic's Island characterized by its brown, checkerboard patterned soil with grassy hills, open fields, various mountain sides, sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, and abstract cliff formations, such as loop-de-loops and ramps. It was the home of Sonic the Hedgehog and Longclaw for a few years, before they were attacked by the Echidna Tribe.
Brown Burger Incident

*This page details an event.*

"fuck fuck fuck fuck please oh god let nobody notice I have just shat my pants let me get home soon"

### Location

Burger King, The Square Tallaght, Dublin, Ireland

The **Brown Burger Incident** is a poopsie-woopsie Ronald had while waiting in line at Burger King. Thankfully, there were no permanent stains to any articles of clothing. As of November 2022, Ronald does not think he has gone to Burger King since. Looking back on the incident, Ronald gave the advice *"Uhhh... don't leave the house without shitting and pissing. Even if you feel like you don't have to, just do it."*

Ronald described the resulting mess in his pants as *"Not good."* He also clarified that it was no mere squirt, but a full-on shit-in-pants. Instant. No warning.

According to legend, every 50 years at that same Burger King someone will shit their pants in line, and while this happens a wise old person will sit and watch from the corner of the Burger King. This person is the previous pooper. Presumably, a wise old man was watching as Ronald filled his britches. As far as we know, he is the only witness to the event.
Brass Phoenix

De Adventurers Guild Brass Phoenix is de guild waar de spelers in zitten.

## Geschiedenis

### Oprichting

De Brass Phoenix begon als onafhankelijke party van adventurers die samen naam wilden maken. Langzaamaan groeide de groep tot ze besloten een eigen guild te starten. De 4 originele oprichters werden de leiders van de guild (al bleven ze actief als team), en de nieuwe rekruten vormden een tweede team.

In de tien jaar erna bleef de guild groeien. Een van de oprichters vertrok, maar verder kwamen er vooral nieuwe leden bij. De overige oprichters focusten zich vooral op camaraderie en onderlinge sfeer, en de Brass Phoenix bestond praktisch uit een grote groep vrienden.

Alles veranderde echter toen één van de teams verdween tijdens een missie. Nog nooit was een guild lid gedood tijdens een avontuur, laat staan een heel team. Er werden meerdere expedities gestart met het doel om het missende team 3 terug te halen, welke allemaal mislukten. Dit bracht de Brass Phoenix op de rand van faillissement, en de sfeer werd somber.

### Tegenwoordig

Mazaël probeert nu de guild nieuw leven in te blazen. Door een grote groep nieuwe leden aan te nemen en deze door de ervaren avonturiers te laten begeleiden hoopt ze zo geld binnen te krijgen en iedereen weer enthousiast te krijgen. De nieuwe leden zijn de spelers!

## Teams

* Team 0 - OG Brass Phoenix Team
	+ **Ashir** - Dwarf Barbarian (Giant Instinct)
	+ **Mazaël** - Elf Sorcerer (Phoenix)
	+ **Golem** - Elemental Water Vessel
	+ **Raradin** - Half-Elf Inventor (voormalig lid)

* Team 1 - Passion
	+ **Amber** - Goblin Witch (Fervor Patron)
	+ **Gladius** - Human Cleric (Lymnieris)
	+ **Aina & Badger** - Elf Summoner (Beast Eidolon)
	+ **Valados** - Elf Rogue (Eldritch Trickster - Wizard)
* Team 2 -
	+ Leden
* Team 3 -
	+ 3 leden (vermist)
	+ **Zariel** - Ifrit Fighter (vrouw van Norris) (niet vermist)
* Team 4 -
	+ 3 leden
	+ **Norris** - Human Ranger (Outwit) (man van Marian) (vermist met Team 3)
* Nieuwe leden (De spelers)

### Overige leden

Naast de adventurer teams zijn er een aantal andere medewerkers bij de Brass Phoenix. Dit zijn bijvoorbeeld couriers, quest-verzamelaars, serveerders en general assistenten. De meeste hiervan zijn vrienden of familieleden van guild members.
Glenallen Mixon

*This page describes a being.*

"Hey, what's up? It's ya boy, Glenallen Mixon here for another video!"

**Glenallen Mixon** is an American icon. He is best known for pioneering "let's play videos". As early as 1973 he was recording and distributing gameplay recorded on VHS. His first video, released in March 1973, was *Let's Play Horseshoes (Part One)*. He also notably founded the now defunct streaming platform Mixer, named after himself.

His videos were distributed and shown to McDonald's soldiers stationed at Outer Chicken for entertainment.
Evil Lay's

*This page describes a group.*

Evil Lay's logo.

**Evil Lay's** is Lay's but evil. It is a snack food company founded in 1924 by Mildred Lay when she was 7 years old.

In the early 1960s Evil Lay's created Doritos which would later split from the company in 1966.

In 1963, with the help of Ned Redemption, Evil Lay's formed the 1st and 2nd Chip Battalions and founded the Evil Lay's Armed Forces (ELAF).

On February 16th, 1965, Evil Lay's deployed a Chinese Dongfeng-2 nuclear-armed ballistic missile to an orphanage in Oklahoma. This was the first time since World War II that a nuclear weapon was used against civilians.

Evil Lay's opposed Operation Slim Chicken in the early 1970s. Mildred Lay saw potential in the fast food industry and wanted to expand the company into it. Halting the production of the Chicken Legend was tantamount to gaining that opportunity. Although they were successful in some anti-McDonald's operations, they were unable to stop the creation of the Legend and have since been unable to spread their influence into fast food.

The company began it's "Evil Lay's Against Gays" program in 1979 because Mildred saw how gay Ronald was and got real fussy about it.
Pipe bomb

*This page describes an item.*

jolly little pipe bomb

A **pipe bomb** is an explosive of Irish origin, created by Patrick McDonald. They go big boom and do extra damage against Brits. Pipe bombs were readily adopted by the McMilitary and remain favored over more conventional explosives by McDonald's troops.
Spicebag Tractors

*This page describes a group.*

The **Spicebag Tractors** were a famous Irish band active from 1964 to 1973, they were originally formed as a joke on the popular Irish food spice bag.

### Main Members of the Spicebag Tractors

* Wuzetka (Accordion, 1964 - 1973)
* Reinhardt (Lead Vocals, 1964 - 1969)
* Ronald (Guitarist, 1964 - 1973)
* Jimmy (Lead Vocals, 1969 - 1973)
* Paulie Honkers (Bassist, 1964 - 1965)

## Songs

* Spicebag Tractor
* Where's Me Spicy Bag
* A Bag Can't Drive A Tractor (Yes It Can)
* Hoggin' Is For Real
* She Spiced Me Bag N' Took Me Heart
* Eat At McDonald's
* Irishman's Oath
* Irishman's Oats
* Scrub My Arse And Call Me Jasmine Jordan, Daughter of Michael Jordan
* One Wiper Blues
* For Howard
* Gushing Grannies
* Take Me Down To Old Clown Town
* God Is With Us
* The Year Is 1967 And There Is Shit In My Pants
* How Is There Comic Sans In Our Album Cover If Comic Sans Wasn't Invented Until The 90s
* Also That Tractor Was Made In The 2000s.

While the Spicebag Tractors were going through their first world tour in 1965, hitting top of the charts their bassist 'Paulie Honkers' suffered a horrible mental breakdown and later ran away that night, he was never found and the band fell back into obscurity because they had no bass player to play the songs.

During a quiet one song tour at Ronaldsay, Scotland in 1969, Reinhardt was shot in the chest by an angry fan with a RPG-7 in the chest, he was quickly escorted to Saint Spencer's Hospital but died later that day, the band shut down for a few months to morn the loss of Reinhardt. 5 months later the band started playing again with a new singer, 'Jimmy'.

4 years later in 1973 the band had unanimously agreed to disband and go their separate ways.
Perc farty

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buncha perc farty

**Perc farty** is pill that make you fart.

Ronald is rumored to have used them in order to become the only human to complete the 500-meter fart. Allegedly, he even went 100 meters farther, landing in the judge's stand. One of the judges said to Ronald "My my. This is my shit kink. Thank you dear Ronald."
Sessie 4: Clockwork Treasure

## Clockwork Treasure

De voorraad quests is op, dus er wordt in de Brass Phoenix Guild Hall een beetje gechilled. Chef kookt, Nutmeg is in de tavern in een heksenketel aan het roeren, de Detective leest een krant en Maxwell kijkt buiten voor suspicious activities.

Begin van de middag komt Laaiqa, een quest gatherer, naar binnen gerend met een missie! Ze heeft geruchten gehoord dat er in een abandoned deel van de stad dat volgende maand gesloopt wordt een oude klokkentoren staat met treasure. Deze treasure zou nooit zijn gepakt omdat het spookt in de toren, en zij die het proberen terugkeren als lifeless husks. Laaiqa is super enthousiast en neemt de party mee op treasure hunt.

Eenmaal aangekomen bij de betreffende wijk, in het noorden van Crag District, zien ze dat ongeveer de hele wijk kraak staat, met mensen die wonen in de lege appartementen en tenten, met vuur in tonnen en de hele rambam. Door deze mensenmassa heen ziet Laaiqa een groep van de Illuminors, een kleine Adventurers Guild. Nutmeg taunt ze en ze sluiten een weddenschap af; de groep die de meeste treasure weet te bemachtigen krijgt 5 GP van de verliezers.

De Illuminors rennen er echter snel vandoor en gebruiken magie om de spelers dwars te zitten. Eer dat ze in de toren zijn zijn de Illuminors al niet meer te zien. De party ontmoet ze al gauw als ze even rusten na een gevecht met een groep giant bats, voordat ze de parkour verdieping erboven proberen.

De party doet gauw zelf het parkour. Maxwell en Nutmeg weten samen over een instabiele walkway te lopen terwijl Chef en de Detective samen over gears manouvreren. Ze rennen de trap op, en komen in de top van de toren, waar ook de grote klok is. Er staan hier twee kisten; een grote met een onbekend script en graveringen van een sterrenhemel en een kleine, plain kist. Terwijl de party checkt op magie en een plan van aanpak bedenkt gooit Chef de grote kist open.

Uit de kist schiet een Vampire Spawn die Chef met één slag neerhaalt. Ook drinkt hij haar bloed met genoegen. De party probeert uit alle macht de vampier te doden, maar hij blijft regeneraten. Uiteindelijk weet Maxwell zijn zwakte te achterhalen; een staak in het hart. Fervent begint Laaiqa, die op een afstandje toekeek, staken te maken, en Nutmeg verwoest de kleine kist voor puntig hout. De vampier krijgt langzaam de overhand in het gevecht, tot Chef hem eindelijk in zijn hart raakt. De vampier stort ineen, incapacitated tot de staak wordt verwijdert.

Laaiqa wil 'm meenemen om als een soort verdedigingsmechanisme te gebruiken in de Guild Hall. De Detective en Maxwell leggen hem echter in het zonlicht, waardoor hij tot as vergaat. De party neemt de loot mee, en confronteert beneden de Illuminors, die nog met het parkour bezig zijn. Ze geven de GP, en nemen lachend afscheid.
Compsognathus

Compsognathus is a small dinosaur that lived in the Europian archipelago and survived the asteroid impact of the Jurassic. They feeded on small lizards, insects and small mammals. They had a varied coloration with a mainly blue head with a black snout, the neck and underside white, brown on the upperside and the tail has rings with the blue and white colors. Compsognathus would 10 milions of years later evolve in Cymatilops Europaeus and later in the North American Secutosaurus Anthrax.

## **Post Appearance**

*Compsognathus* has only made a one time cameo on a Jurassic Impact post, which is "Last of the Dinosaurs" in which is shown pursuing a lizard. In the post also makes an appearance a Horseshoe Crab and two other *Compsognathus* whom are confirmed to be one male and the other female.

## Description

*Compsognathus* were small, bipedal animals with long hind legs and longer tails, which they used for balance during locomotion. The forelimbs were smaller than the hindlimbs. The hand bore two large, clawed digits and a third, smaller digit that may have been non-functional. The teeth were small and pointed, suited for its diet of small vertebrates and possibly other small animals, such as insects. The German specimen had three teeth in each premaxilla (front bone of the lower jaw), 15 or 16 teeth in each maxilla, and 18 teeth in the lower jaw.

## **Trivia**

* In the background of the image of the compsognathus theres a different colored compsognathus which is mostly brownish, it has been confermed the blue ones are males while the brown one was a female
* It's one of the only animals that existed pre-impact that has ever been showcased in a post and the only non-avian dinosaur pre-impact to be showcased alive