Stealthy Adventures

Yup, he made it. Enjoy reading it!

## pt 1

*The Courier asked,* "Are you sure this is safe?", *the stealth suit replied,* "If it goes wrong, I'll inject some stims.". *The Courier raised the transportalponder and pulled the trigger, vanishing out of Big M.T.*

*Arriving next to a crashed satellite, the Courier looked around and knew where he was. The suit said,* "Please repair me. I don't want to break.". *The Courier looked around some more and found a drugged out Fiend. He pulled out a shotgun and shot the Fiend in the chest. The suit said randomly,* "That's a shame. We could've made a new friend.". *The Courier looted the body for a suit of combat armor, then used the armor to repair the stealth suit. The Courier asked,* "You were an American adaptation of Chinese stealth armor, right? What if I finished your project?". *the suit replied,* "How would you do that?", *the courier chuckled,* "I'm a goddamn rocket scientist, there's nothing in this world I can't build and nothing I can't fix. I could pull apart a stealth boy, jury rig the components into your electrical board and power it with some sort of small fusion source.". *The suit happily replied, "*You sound so scientific, you could rival Dr. Klein.".

*After awhile, the Courier reached Vegas. Out of the shadows, a knife flew right for the Courier's head, but he caught it before it hit him, "*Many have tried, all have failed.". *The attacker stepped out of the shadows, revealing them to be Nova. She asked,* "What the hell are you wearing?", *the Courier replied,* "Believe it or not, it's a present for you. I think you might like it.". *The suit said,* "Nice to meet you.", *Nova freaked out,* "Did it just speak?", *the Courier answered,* "It's an A.I regulated suit. You'll love it, trust me.". *Nova smiled,* "Not as much as I love you... So, now that you're back, tell me about whatever adventure you went on.". *The Courier and Nova went to the Lucky 38 presidential suite and continued the conversation. The Courier started,* "Well, I ended up in Big Mountain near the Forbidden Zone. I talked to Mobius for a few hours, learned about you and your relationship with House before the war, saw crazy writing all over the ceiling, listened to Klein and Mobius argue about Lobotomite porn, got drunk after buying 3 bottles of Absinthe from a Madre holo-machine and I plan to install one here in the suite, then I found the mk 2 stealth suit and decided to wear it. Figured I'd modify it some more and give it to you to do whatever. It's kinda tight, so it'll take some time to get used to it. Unless you like tight clothing, then by all means, wear it freely.”. *At some point, the Courier took off the suit, modified it with a stealth boy, then folded the suit and left it on a table, and took the elevator up to the penthouse to report in to House. House said,* “Well if it isn’t the Rob-Co employee of the decade. How was your vacation to Big Mountain?”, *the Courier replied,* “A fucking nightmare. Between Lobotomite porn and deranged writing on the ceiling, I don’t think I’m ever leaving the Mojave again.”. *Brandon arrived by elevator and planned to talk about some issues, but found the Courier instead,* “Welcome back mate!”, *the Courier turned around and replied,* “Nice to see you too, Brandon.”, *Brandon said,* “Remember when you said you’d put in a good word for me when we stopped Eden? Well, to honor your promise, House personally promoted me to Captain.”. *For hours on end, Brandon and the Courier caught up about the past few months.*

*Nova noticed the stealth suit on the table and picked it up. It said,* “Hello. Who can I hide you from today?”. *Nova replied,* “You're kinda cute.”. *The suit replied,* “Will you wear me? I don’t wanna lay on a table all day.”. *Nova put on the suit,* “So, what am I supposed to do?”, *the Suit replied,* “I don’t know, I’m just supposed to keep you alive and hidden. You do whatever you want to do.”, “Stealth field status?”, “Functional and ready for testing.”. *Nova crouched and turned invisible. Now she could kill people undetected? The Mojave is gonna regret existing after that…*