Fuck Lyle

> "*Psycho-Mantis Onii-chan*"
> ― Fuck, calling for ZZ brother
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Fuck while wearing the St. Louis Academy Uniform

### Gender

ZZZZ (Genderqueer woman). Pronouns ZZ/ZZ (pronounced as Ze/Zer) though occasionally uses She/her

### Eye color

Brown

Fuck is the adopted daughter of Principal Dirty Lyle and younger sister of Trevor Wallace in the post-Scratch incarnation of the DeKadian Universe. ZZ attends St. Louis Academy, a private alternative to Seattleroshima High. Unlike many key players in the Post-Scratch, ZZ is not a reincarnation of a previous entity but appears to be a new entity introduced by Dirty Lyle.

## Background

Fuck was born during Dirty Lyle's misadventures after he accidentally locked himself out of the sealed DeKadian Universe. After a brief robot adventure where Dirty Lyle found his signature Mech, the Mean Bean Machine, Dirty Lyle found himself in the Monster Rancher Universe. He spent a great many years there raising monsters until a freak glitch resulted in a seemingly human girl being created instead of a Monster. Dirty Lyle named ZZ after the first words that came out of his mouth upon finding ZZ.

Fuck would ultimately join Dirty Lyle as he wriggled his way back into the DeKadian Universe, though ZZ would be cryogenically frozen to allow several years to pass until Trevor was born. Lyle strategically unfroze Fuck at such a time that the two would grow close as siblings and prevent Trevor from becoming a Demon.

Fuck led a mostly normal adolescent life and attended the same Middle school as Trevor and his friends. However, Fuck began exhibiting paranormal traits due to ZZ monstrous nature and other anomalous effects. Fearing the worst, Lyle separated the two in their high school years, sending Fuck to St. Louis Academy (formerly known as Seattleroshima West)

## Personality

Fuck is a precocious young lady with developed tastes for one hobby above all else. Wooing hot people. Unlocking a healthy adolescent sex-drive and then tripling it. Fuck will date any man, woman, enby or otherwise so long as they are hot and show interest in ZZ. However ZZ is also flippant and will bounce between romantic trysts seemingly on a whim. Friends of Fuck have identified three distinct "modes" that Fuck goes through in ZZ romantic preferences, switching between wanting to be thrown into a dungeon by a bad boy, being a Trad-Wife, and the most sinful kink of all: Vanilla. Despite being Pansexual, Fuck has had little luck finding suitable partners outside of cis-men due to the overwhelming majority of men at St. Louis Academy and the number of women at the school who are competing for the same men.

Outside of ZZ social life, Fuck is a dedicated student, studying hard and doing well on exams. ZZ can often be found studying in ZZ private apartment during the semester.

## Relationships

### Dirty Lyle

Fuck has a fairly normal and healthy relationship with ZZ father. Dirty Lyle often financially and emotionally supports Fuck in the hopes that ZZ will succeed. On Lyle's days off, he often goes to visit Fuck and check on ZZ schoolwork.

### Trevor Wallace

Fuck and ZZ brother are known to get along as well as any siblings can. Trevor tries not to involve himself in Fuck's romantic escapades and in turn, Fuck doesn't ask how Trevor nearly dies every week or so. The two are close but have had a wedge placed in their relationship by Dirty Lyle. Trevor rarely mentions Fuck at school as he prefers to keep his family life private.

### Marissa Komamarii

Fuck used to be good friends with Marissa in middle school

### Josh Raiden

Fuck used to be friends with Josh in Middle School

## Powers and Abilities

Fuck typically has the powers and abilities of an average human teenager. Only under specific circumstances does ZZ possess anomalous abilities.

* Average Strength: Fuck's physical abilities are typical for a high school student of non-exceptional athletic ability
* Below Average Speed: Fuck gets winded easily and can only sprint in limited bursts
* Above Average intellect: Fuck excels in school and is disciplined in many branches of education
* Below Average durability: Fuck lacks endurance and becomes easily exhausted, even by mundane tasks such as answering emails

### Anomalous Traits

Fuck is part Monster and thus possesses monstrous traits. Fuck is capable of being cyrogenically frozen which can artificially extend ZZ lifespan. Fuck is also able to quickly develop ZZ abilities through study and exercise at a quarter of the effort of a normal person.

#### Temporal Shenanigans

Fuck has an ability seemingly similar to Hisao Nakai's Stand which allows ZZ to make "saves" in time and reset to those saves. ZZ mostly uses this ability to enhance ZZ chances with hot boys.

#### Anomaly: Yuuki Ohna

After being Cryogenically frozen, Fuck seems to occasionally exhibit strange Ice, snow and cold related traits that are not necessarily under ZZ control

## Trivia

* Fuck's surname is "Lyle" based on the assumption that Dirty Lyle's first name was "Dirty" and that Lyle was the family name. Fuck was also named before Dirty Lyle decided to take on the Wallace Surname in the Post-Scratch DeKadian Universe. This is the reason why Fuck and Trevor don't share Surnames
* Fuck's stated gender is ZZZZ which is a non-binary gender representation. Fuck typically skews Feminine and often calls themself a girl. ZZ pronouns are "ZZ" (pronounced: Ze) and "ZZ" (pronounced: Zer) since they are written identically, context is required to properly read this article. I am sorry but those are ZZ pronouns.
* Despite the Page author's dedication, Fuck also does sporadically use "She/Her"when refering to ZZself but still prefers ZZ/ZZ
* Fuck, much like Dirty Lyle's Mean Bean Machine are elements of the LORE that don't add up with the setting detail that nothing can enter or leave the Post-Scratch DeKadian Universe due to Dirty Lyle's Modest Mouse Requiem. The way he circumvents this is unknown.
* Fuck was born in the Monster Rancher Universe. The method of creation for Monsters is by scanning CD-ROM disks. Fuck was created from a copy of Main ST. Porno's original album.