Locations

## Seaside Town

* The Council of Loathing
* The Museum
* The Clan District
* The Odd Jobs Board
* The Time-Twitching Tower
* Campgrounds

* **The Wrong Side of the Tracks**
	+ The Game Grid Arcade
	+ The Deep Machine Tunnels
	+ The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
	+ The Copperhead Club
	+ The Thatch-Roofed Casino
	+ 11th Precinct Headquarters
	+ The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist
	+ The Overgrown Lot
	+ The Sleazy Back Alley
	+ The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
	+ The Neverending Party
	+ A Boxing Daycare
	+ The Oracle
	+ Oliver's Place

* **The Right Side of the Tracks**
	+ Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage
	+ The Doorway to Hey Deze (Waffle Haus)
	+ A Construction Site.
	+ A Transporter Booth
	+ Elemental International Airport
	+ The Gourd Tower
	+ The Cake-Shaped Arena
	+ The Pokémporium
	+ The Brotherhood of the Smackdown
	+ Madness Bakery
	+ The League of Chef-Magi
	+ KoL High School
	+ Spookyraven Manor
	+ Voting Booth
	+ A Monorail Station
	+ LI-11 HQ
	+ A Horsery
	+ LT&T Office
	+ The Blood Bank

* **Market Square**
	+ The Flea Market
	+ Mr. Store
	+ The Meatsmith
	+ The Armory and Leggery
	+ The Gigantic Superfluous Fountain
	+ Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
	+ The Traveling Trader
	+ The General Store
	+ The Sewer
	+ A Reasonably-Sized Fountain
	+ The Bookmobile
	+ The Skeleton Store

## The Big Mountains

* Mt. Molehill
* Mt. Noob
* Chateau Mantegna
* The Snojo
* **The Orc Chasm**
	+ The Smut Orc Logging Camp
	+ **The Highlands**
		- A-boo Peak
		- Twin Peak
		- Oil Peak
		- The Highland Lord's Tower
	+ The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
* The Barrel full of Barrels
* Melvign's Comic Shop
* Mt. McLargeHuge
* Huggler Memorial Colosseum
* The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave
* The Thinknerd Warehouse
* **The Temple of Literacy**
	+ The Altar of Literacy
* The Dungeoneers' Association
* The Hermitage
* Some Smoldering Wreckage

* A Freezing Abyssal Portal

* **Little Canadia**
	+ Little Canadia Jewelers
	+ Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
	+ Camp Logging Camp
	+ Chez Snootée
	+ The Institute for Canadian Studies
	+ The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device
	+ Marty's House

## An Old Man (and the Sea)

* An Old Man
* **The Sea**
	+ The Briny Deeps
	+ The Brinier Deepers
	+ The Briniest Deepests
	+ **The Sea Floor**
		- An Octopus's Garden
		- The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
		- Madness Reef
		- The Marinara Trench
		- The Dive Bar
		- The Mer-Kin Outpost
		- Anemone Mine
		- **Intense Currents**
			* **The Mer-Kin Deepcity**
				+ Mer-kin Temple
				+ Mer-kin Colosseum
				+ Mer-kin Gymnasium
				+ Mer-kin Elementary School
				+ Mer-kin Library
		- The Caliginous Abyss
		- The Coral Corral
		- **The Sea Monkees' Castle**
			* Little Brother
			* Big Brother
			* Grandpa
			* Grandma
			* Mom
		- **The Skate Park**
			* A Rumble Near the Fountain / Ice Skate Territory / Roller Skate Territory
			* Comet, the Roller Skate
			* Lutz, the Ice Skate
			* The Bandshell
			* A Merry-Go Round
			* The Eclectic Eels

## The Nearby Plains

* Cobb's Knob
* The Suburbs of Dis
* The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower
* Degrassi Knoll
	+ friendly Degrassi Knoll
* The "Fun" House
* The Misspelled Cemetary
* The Palindome
* A Temporal Rift
* A Small, Bright Light
* A Scorch Mark
* The Bat Hole
* The Rabbit Hole
* The Beanstalk
* The Spectral Pickle Factory
* The Luter's Grave
* An Unsettling Abyssal Portal
* A Terrifying Abyssal Portal

## Desert Beach

* The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp
* A Small Pyramid
* Your Tomb
* The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
* An Oasis
* Bordertown
* The Shore, Inc.
* South of The Border
* A Ruined House
* Gnasir's Place
* A Scorching Abyssal Portal
* Mining Camp
* Crimbonium Mine
* Ferry to Kokomo

## The Distant Woods

* The Spooky Forest
* An Abyssal Portal
* The Old Landfill
* That Hippy
* The Arrrboretum
* The Shivering Timbers
* Whitey's Grove
* The Road to the White Citadel
	+ The White Citadel
* The Typical Tavern
	+ Bart Ender
	+ A Pool Table
	+ A Barroom Brawl
	+ Tavern Cellar
	+ A Suspicious-Looking Guy
* A Deserted Stretch of I-911
* Rumpelstiltskin's Home For Children
* Skid Row
* The Candy Witch and the Relentless Child Thieves
* The Prince's Ball
* Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
	+ Talk to the Deep Fat Friars
		- Brother Flying Burrito, the Deep Fat Friar
		- Brother Corsican, the Deep Fat Friar
		- Brother Smothers, the Deep Fat Friar
	+ The Dark Neck of the Woods
	+ The Dark Heart of the Woods
	+ The Dark Elbow of the Woods
	+ Pandamonium
		- Azazel's Temple
		- Belilafs Comedy Club
		- Moaning Panda Square
		- Pandamonium Slums
		- Hey Deze Arena
* The Black Forest
* The Black Market
* Forest Village
	+ The Bugbear Bakery
	+ The Crackpot Mystic's Shed
	+ The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack
	+ The Untinker's Cottage
	+ Ye Wizard's Shack Game Shoppe
		- Cashier
		- Alice's Army
* The Hidden City
* "Dakota" Fanning
* The Hidden Temple
* The Worm Wood
	+ The Stately Pleasure Dome
	+ The Rogue Windmill
	+ The Mouldering Mansion
* 8-Bit Realm
* A Stinking Abyssal Portal

## The Mysterious Island of Mystery

* The Hippy Store
* Orcish Frat House
* The Hippy Camp
* The Obligatory Pirate's Cove

## Other

* Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair
	+ A Dark Cave
	+ The Broodling Grounds
	+ A Palm Tree Shelter
	+ A Guy in the Bushes
	+ Inner Compound
	+ Outer Compound
	+ A Protestor
	+ Temple Portico
	+ Temple
	+ Main Hall
	+ The Convention Hall Lobby
	+ A Boat
	+ A Girl in a Black Dress
	+ Outside the Club
	+ A Dance Club
	+ Fishing Village
	+ The Barracks
	+ The Hacienda
	+ A Volcanic Cave
* A Journey to the Center of Your Mind
	+ Great Trip
	+ Mediocre Trip
	+ Bad Trip
* Memories, in the Corners of your Mind
	+ Memories of the Very Beginning
	+ Memories of the Distant Past
	+ Memories of the Distant Future?
* Uncle P's Maps
	+ Map to The Landscaper's Lair
		- The Landscaper's Hut
		- The Landscaper's Lair
	+ Map to Professor Jacking's laboratory
		- Professor Jacking
		- Pneumatic Tube Interface
		- Small-O-Fier
		- Huge-A-Ma-Tron
		- Jacking's Mirror
	+ Map to the Kegger in the Woods
		- Kegger in the Woods
	+ Map to Vanya's Castle
		- Vanya's Castle Foyer
		- Vanya's Castle Chapel
		- The Creature's Lair
	+ Map to the Magic Commune
		- The Whirling Wheatgrass Juice Cup
		- The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade
		- Freegans of the Mysterious Island
		- The Magic Yurt
		- Mary Jane's Wild Ride
		- The Enchanted Jam Band Room
	+ Map to Ellsbury's Claim
		- Neckback Crick
* An Astral Slash (formerly)
	+ The Skies over Valhalla
		- A Giant Swarm of Yeti-Mounted Skeletons
		- The Bonewall
		- A Massive Flying Battleship
		- A Supply Train
		- The Bone Star
* Bugbear Mothership
	+ Medbay
	+ Waste Processing
	+ Sonar
	+ Science Lab
	+ Morgue
	+ Special Ops
	+ Engineering
	+ Navigation
	+ Galley
	+ Bridge