The Lost Episode of Carl Azuz

Carl Azuz is the anchor of CNN 10, an on-demand news broadcast ideal for explanation seekers on the go or in the classroom. Having served in roles ranging from package producer, reporter and writer for the program, Azuz has covered every topic from the war in Iraq to the world's most expensive ice cream sundae. He has also interviewed students for CNN's "Fix Our Schools" series and explored the impact of technology on teenagers.

In addition to his anchoring duties, Azuz appears as a contributor on CNN Newsroom. His focus has been on in-depth explanations of a range of stories, including the U.S. debt limit, the costs of college, the history of the U.S. Postal Service, the factors that drive gold prices, and the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal.

Azuz has participated in public speaking events across the country. His speeches have been heard at national conventions, workshops, charity events, and graduation ceremonies. Previously, Azuz worked as a writer and associate producer for CNN International, and his original reports have appeared on virtually every CNN platform.

Azuz earned his bachelor's degree in telecommunications arts production from the University of Georgia.

Now, there is a missing episode of CNN 10, that Warner Bros. Discovery refused to talk about, since they never uploaded it on YouTube (where you get a shoutout for your schools on CNN 10’s Channel). I first saw it on late-October of 2021 on my computer, and it's basically very disturbing and made me regret the day that I saw any CNN 10 things. I will tell you that it was an special episode, if you don't count the cold openings, and it lasts for 10 minutes just like all of the episodes.

The episode starts with Carl at a dine-in restaurant. Carl looked unkempt and disorganized. I could honestly hear angry muttering to himself thinking that he was "forced to do this episode by his writers and the boss of CNN." Even throughout the entire episode he seemed mad in a more unusual and/or unexpected sinister way. There were no sound effects or dialogue or anything; except what was just stripped down was Delta Heavy’s “Ghost” played. Even the entire song plays throughout this scene with nothing ever happening.

By the time the scene ended - honestly you're not going to believe me when I say the following - the scene cuts to Dana Bash who was the host of State of the Union (alternating with Jake Tapper) sobbing for; if I could by any chance gather my estimate guess; one minute and 30 seconds. Her sobbing was a lot more realistic than ever - it didn't help that she looked apologetically disheveled. By that point Carl came home carrying a bag of McDonald’s burgers (which is to me funny, because it breaks away the continuity from the last scene, and there was no memory as far as I can see that CNN purchased the rights to McDonalds to use their promotion for their products) and I looked at his expression and his walking like if nothing ever happened. He just walks home pretending that everything in the world never happened. "Dana. Dana. Dana. All of this was an act-" Carl spoke by looking at her viciously, "If we're in Colorado, how come in this universe Columbine High School massacre didn't happen? I'll tell you why - I was the one who planned with the 'hitmen' group as an inside job. Good luck, cause me and my crew will be arrested and taken to Detention Camp- by that point Trump's emails will be hacked, more massive school and city shootings will happen, Russia will get bombed by Azov Regiment, other pandemics will be next. It's the end of the world, Dana - and honestly, I feel okay." So what I'm getting is that he predicted Trump’s email hack - plus pandemics, massacres, and Azov Regiment bombing Russia - I mean that is stretching it for an episode supposed to be aired in 2021. I could see Carl wearing a Miami Heat shirt with its slogan, "My Bloody Los Angeles 1992," which by that point my heart skipped two beats. The scene cuts to black and we could see the reenactment of The Station nightclub fire back in 2003 - plus The suicide of Daniel V. Jones - Chernobyl explosion - and a talking horse.

The episode just cuts to black and for the remainder of the episode you hear faints of screaming by Dana - the scene was black until the very end of the episode which showed a static picture revealing that Carl was actually the friend of Dan Schneider. The text on the bottom said, "SMILE. YOU GON' RAPED." He smiled viciously with demonic and/or disheveled bloodshot eyes forming as his pupils were like lizards; they were swiveling up and down.

...and then I appeared to be the dog grip of this episode. What was my name? My name was Wolf Blitzer. I am the real Wolf working for CNN - which is actually - The Situation Room.