PC C Empire

*Not to be confused with the PC Guy Empire, an empire that existed on MAC C between 2016 and 2019.*

The PC C Empire was an empire on the planet of PC C. It was the original empire of the PC Guys, and was initially led by Crown PC Guy. The empire was notably less structured and more scattered than the exacting PC Guy Empire. After Crown PC Guy's death it was briefly led by King PC Guy. It fell in around mid 2016 due to excess levels of methane and a rapidly warming climate.

## Description

The PC C Empire contained one capital city, three towns and multiple villages. They were mostly located on the coast of the PC C Empire, which covered the northernmost large island of PC C, an island somewhat larger than Madagascar. All PC Guy types were scattered in all settlements, with Earls leading the larger settlements and Crown PC Guy ultimately in charge. Settlements were named after figures notable in the history of computing. For example, the capital city, where The PC C Castle was built, was named Turing. This name will be reused to rename the original MAC C empire, which will be renamed Turing when the Second PC Guy Empire expanded in response to the Human Invasion of MAC C. Other notable settlements were Babbage, Moore and Fairchild.

The empire initially contained over 100 000 PC Guys with 10 000 living in Turing, 5 000 in Babbage, 3 000 living in Moore, 2 000 in Fairchild and around 300 living in each village. It is notable that only PC Guys from Turing or visiting at the right time survived Invasion of the PC Guys, the PC Guys outside the capital were ultimately too far away to get to MAC C and succumbed to methane poisoning.

## Formation

When Angus made the PC Guys lifeforms, they set up on PC C as their base planet. They grew by building towns of simple Tudoresque houses on the most northern island of the planet. Turing was situated in a large tidal river mouth and centred around The PC C Castle, a poorly maintained, irregularly shaped castle containing a tower that was the residence of the ruler of the empire and four administrative rectangular buildings in a cluster. The empire initially had a population of around 100 000 PC Guys, the number made by Angus. With no method of reproduction, the empire slowly shrank as PC Guys were lost to methane poisoning, accidents, other PC Guys, and other means.

## Activities in the Empire

The main activities in the empire were attempting to annoy the human race to destruction by spamming them with the phrase "Your Uncle is a Fool." They also stole and used powerful PCs and PC Parts from Earth as well as attempting to locate other planets to colonise, assessing planets such as Glacier G, Earth, Rock R, MAC C, Hill H and Linux L.

## Fall

In early 2016, the ruler of the empire, Crown PC Guy, as well as his second in command earls, died of methane intoxication. This problem was later solved by King PC Guy who invented The Methane Extractor to remove this methane and The Copy and Paste Machenes, to replenish the population, allowing him to become King PC Guy However due to there only being one venerable machine, it was quickly sabotaged by Thomas the Tank Engine and Winnie the Pooh. The methane levels were growing too fast and the temperature increasing too much to make another extractor or use The Copy and Paste Machenes again before the entire empire wold be lost. The PC Guys therefore hastily abandoned the empire and fled to MAC C, this process killed thousands of PC Guys and left the entire empire abandoned. Only around 2000 PC Guys survived the invasion. Sometime later The PC C Empire was deliberately slighted to prevent enemies of the PC Guys who can stand methane and high temperatures taking advantage of it.