Nutella Nuttingham

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### Occupation(s)

* Employee at the Furrian National Institute of Physics Research (1330 - present)
* Neurosurgeon at Yonkers Holy Tenderness Catholic Hospital (1332 - present)

### Educated at

* PS-22 (1311)
* Yonkers West High School (? - 1320)
* Borden University (1320 - ?)

## Familial information

### Other relative(s)

* Lawrence Nuttingham † (great-grandfather)
* Cordelia Nuttingham † (great-grandmother)
* Imogene Nuttingham (great-aunt)

"*She is such a pain in the butt.*"
—Butt Nuttingham describing his sister to Buck Snortleson.
**Nutella Nuttingham** (born 1306) is an extremely intelligent female squirrel, the granddaughter of Nut Nuttingham.

Being as smart as she is, Nutella has a very arrogant and overconfident personality. She is often seen as irritating by other people, especially when she uses her intelligence to show off or make others feel bad about themselves.

## Biography

### Early life

Nutella Nuttingham was born to Marcus Nuttingham and Ida Beck in 1306. Her parents were the owners of a massive drug trade operation in Yonkers, Furria. Ida Beck, Nutella's mother, was a highly intelligent crime boss who dropped out of the prestigous Borden University to devote her life to the drug trade. Nutella inherited her intellect from her mother.

In 1307, when Nutella was still a baby, her parents' drug trade was somehow exposed to the Yonkers police. A stand-off between Nutella's family and the police begun when Marcus held his own daughter hostage, threatening to kill Nutella if the police advanced any further. The twenty-eight hour stand-off ended when Nutella's mother was shot and killed by the police after attempting to negotiate. Nutella was taken out of her father's custody, who was arrested for illegal drug dealing.

Nutella was brought to live with her grandfather, Nut Nuttingham, later that year.

### Childhood

When she came to live with her grandfather, Nutella learned that she had a half-brother, Butt Nuttingham. Nutella was never told about her parents' life as illegal drug dealers on the streets of Yonkers, for her grandfather feared that Nutella would use her intellect to go down the same path Ida did.

### Life at PS-22

Nutella attended PS-22 in 1311, the same school Butt went to. At the school, she established her reputation as a stuck-up know-it-all.

During the 1311 Yonkers zombie outbreak, Nutella was bitten by Stinky or Stench Snortleson and turned into a zombie. She was later cured.

On October 31, 1311, Nutella attended the PS-22 Halloween party. Later that night, she dressed as Dr. Elephanty for trick-or-treating. She claimed Dr. Elephanty was the "second smarted person," behind herself.

Nutella graduated from PS-22 along with the rest of her class in 1311, except for Buck Snortleson.

### Higher education

After graduating from preschool, Nutella skipped four grades at one point. She graduated from Yonkers West High School in 1320, when she was only thirteen years old.

After high school, she attended Borden University to earn a PhD in neuroscience, graduating in 1325. In 1322, while Nutella was still at Borden, her father, Marcus, was released from prison, having served his sentence. Nutella had not interest in meeting her father.

Nutella later returned to Borden to receive another PhD in biophysics.

### Current adult life

Nutella was hired at the Furrian National Institute of Physics Research in 1330. In 1332, she was hired as a neurosurgeon at Yonkers Holy Tenderness Catholic Hospital. As of 1337, she works both jobs subsequentley, and is unmarried.

In 1328, Nutella's father died from a heroin overdose. It is unknown how Nutella reacted to Marcus' death.

## Appearances

### *Judge Mia*

* "No Shell for Turd" (first appearance)
* "Night of the Living Ape"
* "Judge Mia's Halloween"
* "Judge Mia Forever" (cameo)

## Trivia

* Nutella's name is probably a reference to the hazelnut spread, Nutella.

## Quotes

"*The area of a hypotenuse square is six times its width!*"
—Nutella speaking to the preschool class on her first day.

"*Owls can rotate their craniums one-hundred and eighty degrees!*"
—Nutella while meeting Acorn and Pinecone Beansworth.

"*This is physically impossible!*"
—Nutella right before getting bitten by a zombie.

**Turdsley Fuzzingsburgue:** "*Who are you?*"
**Nutella:** "*Turdsley, I think we've met. It's me, Nutella.*"
**Turdsley:** "*What are you supposed to be?*"
**Nutella:** "*I am dressed as the second-smartest person in the world: Dr. Elephanty! The first smartest is me, of course.*"
—Turdsley and Nutella's exchange about Nutella's Halloween costume.

"*Indubitably. We collected over ten dollars for PoohNICEF!*"
—Nutella after trick-or-treating.

## Gallery

Promotional images

*Judge Mia*
"No Shell for Turd"

"Judge Mia's Halloween"
Nutella dressed as Dr. Elephanty.

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.20 1.21 1.22 MiaPlus. (2016, June 23). *The Story of a Squirrel: Nut Nuttingham*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 *Judge Mia*: Season 10, episode 3 - "No Shell for Turd"
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 *Judge Mia*: Season 10, episode 4 - "Night of the Living Ape"
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 *Judge Mia*: Season 10, episode 6 - "Judge Mia's Halloween"
5. ↑ *Judge Mia*: Season 11, episode 6 - "Judge Mia Forever"