recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Scrapped content

With just about anything story there is always something planned but is never actually put in. This is no different for the Wafanci. Here is a list of just about everything planned but never actually happening.

* The gang goes to Mars: Originally after Grease before the storm the gang was to be transported to Mars. It was going to be the story of Doom 2016 where they meet Doom Guy and fight demons. This did not happen because the idea of the gang going to an anime expo was suggested and was just a lot better.
* Jotaro Kujo: Before Hol Horse was chosen as the Jojo charcter in the Wafanci Jotaro Kujo was planned to appear. Originally Wario encountered him and pissed him off somehow. Jotaro beats the shit of Wario with his stand. Wario wants a stand so he gains one and beats the shit of Jotaro. That was all planned for Jotaro really.
* Hatusne Miku joining the gang: Hatusne Miku was always planned to appear in the Wafanci but as a major character. The plan was for her to join the group in chapter 10 but after some heavy thinking she was decided to be nothing more then a minor character.
* Milo C's being dead for good: Milo C was actually never planned to return after being shot. He was going to be written out of the story for good. But after seeing his popularity and thinking about how the story would progress it was decided that he would return.
Scoot City

## Overview

Scoot City is the capital of Scootvillage, and the setting of the Shaggy vs. Old Man fight. It is the most wealthy part of Scootvillage, where Scoot Morrison lives on the 6 billionth floor of his big ass skyscraper getting bj's and happy meals around the clock. It's also rumored that Milo C. has a house here somewhere.

Scoot City was mostly destroyed during the Shaggy vs. Old Man fight. The Black Leotards have been funding the re-construction of Scoot City, as long as all the buildings are wearing black leotards.
Альвинг Бейн

Информация

**Бейн** - девушка 18-ти лет, до событий повести спокойно проживавшая в Безымянном лесу, ведя жизнь биолога. Обладает достойными боевыми навыками и ярким, свободным характером.

Встретив Коди, помогла ему спасти Арти и Неро, после чего была вынуждена вместе с ними отправиться на территорию Культа. Во время стычки с Амори одна из немногих сражалась с ним напрямую, вложив большой вклад в победу. После тренировок у Кукловода и Мелани улучшила боевые навыки и научилась усилять тело с помощью магической энергии.

## Способности и магия

До событий повести почти не владела магией, однако уже обладала невероятными боевыми навыками (которых было достаточно, чтобы победить Коди и Арти вместе взятых), походу повествования улучшала их. После тренировок научилась многократно усилять свое тело с помощью магической энергии.
Summer Camp

## Overview

A fun summer camp a few of the important characters attended a long time ago as children. Although it is never directly mention in the actual story, it is still incredibly important. The summer camp acts as a tie between a few major characters in the story.

## Details

### Attendees:

* The Old Man
* K. Rool
* Teddy Roosevelt
* Judge Yoda
* Todd Howard
* Shigeru Miyamoto
* Steve Harvey
* Milo C.
* Jermithy
* Scoot

### Inconsistencies:

Multiple characters won the hot dog eating contest every single time which is not physically possible. Very strange.

The fact that many characters varying in age attended teh sumnmer camp is very strange, because how could a billion yyear old man attend summer camp with a small child?
Reggie

## Appearance/Overview

Reggie typically wears a nice suit but in combat he reveals that under that he wears a black leotard. Reggie was the ex president of Nintendo but was fired after Milo C bought out Nintendo and because he fought Wario. He wandered the streets for awhile. He started a rebellion against the Old Man and Milo C called the Black Leotards, a group of people who only wear black leotards. He got bored of that and wandered again and decided to join Wario and co after running across them again.

## Relations

He is the only known person to have a lunch with Shigeru Miyamoto. Apparently it was nice. He was enemies with Wario because he forgot to pay him but after seeing a common enemy they became friends.

## Accomplishments

In his early years he was able to make 200 hundred pizzas in one minute. He became president of Nintendo and translated Mom 3 by himself but refused to release it. He was able to start a rebellion called the Black Leotards. He also trained with Grim to use a scythe.

## Trivia

* Was originally never planned to return.
* His costume later on in the story comes from a customizable character from Soulcalibur IV, in which he has on a flowing black cape and a black leotard and nothing else besides his ready body.
Waluigi

*“What the hell are you doing?”*

-More than you ever will

Waluigi in his default outfit

## Overview/Appearance

Waluigi, at a first glance, appears as a normal evil Italian man, though he is actually Wario's sibling. Though he is younger than his brother, he always considers himself the best. He dislikes his green counter-part even more so than his greasy, fat brother. He is less than a notable side character in the story, but he undoubtedly holds a special place in all our hearts. Does who-knows-what in his bedroom seemingly 24-7. Can barely read. Hopefully he is actually doing something with his life now that he's left for the NROMC. Reappears in chapter 10 at the anime expo with Hasune Miku.

## Relations

His only friend (besides his 2d fictional wiafus) was his fat broseph, and even that friendship was short lived. He now just spends his life with his Hatsune Miku body pillow and on the Hentai Haven tags page. After the success of WAH TIME, Hatsune Miku became his gf.

## Accomplishments

Was once on the Dr. Phil show for his masturbation addiction. Probably won some sort of award for the speed at which he does it. Was rapped by Mario at age 23, not many people can say they have had that happen to them. He also uploaded his sex tape of him pounding his Hatsune Miku body pillow and called it "WAH TIME". It became one of the most poplar hentais but was removed for violence.

## Trivia

* Has purchased more garlic lotion and has left a bigger carbon footprint on earth than anyone else who has ever lived. He may be the true villain of the Wafanci.
Thigikna

*"ゴゴゴ"*

-Thigikna

## Overview/Appearance

Pronounced "thi-gick-nah", Thigikna is the best mod on the site, hands down. He has helped so many poor lads get acquainted with the wiki and the series as a whole, and I think I speak for everyone when I say he should be recognized every day for his good deeds on the site.

Just kidding, he's not officially a part of the mod team until he signs a written agreement that he understands the terms and service and whatever. Then he has to be sworn in by Lumpasta on top of all that. What a hogan.

## Achievements

Created the summer camp meme. Responsible for most of the minor character pages on the wiki. Wrote the first Gabe Newell fight scene. Has been misspelling expo as "exbo" like a big bruh.

## Fate

Killed by Ebola on September 13th, 2019, lolx.

## Trivia

* May or may not be working on a self-contained spin off of the Wafanci.
Alyx

*“We fell through a portal”*

-Pretty sure the only thing Alyx ever said.

Alyx in her default outfit

## Overview/Appearance

Alyx is a minor side character in the Wafanci. She is Dedede's wife and the daughter of Gabe Newell. She wears a grey, drab Black Mesa hoodie, a brown, drab headband, a brown, drab leather jacket, blue, drab jeans, a drab necklace and a drab soul. I'm kind of glad she died.

## Relations

She is Gabe Newell's daughter, even though she hates him. She is a pretty cool girl wouldn't you say? She spits into the eyes of her dreadful, obese father.

## Fate

Died at the side of her husband, King Dedede.

## Trivia

* Was almost forgotten about until she was killed off in the hospital.
Unknown Planet

## Overview

Exists in an alternate dimension where Wario and co. are teleported in Chapter 5. The Old Man was stranded there by the ancient Bimsons of old a long long time ago. The Old Man is freed from the planet when he destroys it accidentally while trying to kill Wario.

It is a baren wasteland with little to no life living there. The only notable life form living there would be the Old Man until he blows it up and escapes.
Wario

"Where are we"

- *Something Wario said*

### Friends

Waluigi, K. Rool, Toadete, Greaseborn, Yuske, Captain Falcon, King Dedede, Bimbone

## Power

### Skills

Hot wiring cars, eating just about anything, can pull motorcycles out of nowhere. Stand,「GREASY EXPERIENCE」

### Weapons

Garlic sword, gun, goddess garlic, Stand,「GREASY EXPERIENCE」

## Overview/Appearence

Wario is a greasy ass man who lives in Tennessee. He is a large, plump man who wears a yellow cap with his first initial on it, a large jagged mustache, a yellow short-sleeved shirt, purple overalls and green, pointy shoes. He also wears white gloves with his iconic insignia sewn into them. He has a very large jaw which is used mainly for eating things. He has no facial hair except for a mustache, haha, but you already knew that.

He says he wrote the Wafanci as an autobiography, but obviously that's not true. Gets his own stand, 「GREASY EXPERIENCE」, in chapter 11, Grease, Flame, and War.

## Relations

He knows of Shigeru Miyamoto, but does not know him directly, whoever he is. He is the wicked brother of the lustful Waluigi, but the rest of his family was lost to history. He knows Mario from his childhood when they used to play Cowboy and Cactus together.

He is also friends with K. Rool from their childhoods, ah childhood.

## Accomplishments

Not many. He came out as gay for his brother in 2017 but quickly retracted the statement. He has farted axactly 45,780,372 times, burped 12,905 times, eaten around 500,000 metric tons of garlic, and has been to court 2 times and the first time was for fucking Waluigi. Has been on the Dr.Phil show twice, first for fucking Waluigi, second for Waluigi masturbation addiction.

## Trivia

* 2nd fattest man in the Wafanci (second only to Gaben)
* Smells like garlic and cheese and grease all combined into an unfathomable smell, the kind you only smell once in your entire life.
* Has a red leather fetish, we don't know why but he does, and it's weird.
Винтер Арти

Информация

**Винтер Арти** - один из двух главных героев повести, подросток 16-ти лет, случайно попавший вместе со своим другом Коди в Инноминис - другое измерение, крайне схожее с нашим миром. По характеру Арти - авантюрист, при этом достаточно сдержанный и спокойный.

Попав в Инноминис, стал продуктивно осваивать магию. После тренировок у Кукловода и Мелани стал достаточно хорошим колдуном, способным почти на равных сражаться с профессиональными наемниками.

## Способности и магия

В отличие от своего друга, Арти не блещет физической силой, хоть и обладает хорошими навыками ближнего боя. Этот недостаток, однако, компенсируют его хорошие познания в области магии. После тренировок с Мелани, придумал собственную магическую технику, названную Обителью Тьмы.
Tutorial: Using the configuration file

The configuration file is used to configure the plugin's settings.

If you are not familiar with YAML files, no need to worry. Using the YAML files incorporated in the plugin is simple to do, as long as you properly read each file's dedicated tutorial. For the *mobloot.yml* tutorial, go here.

## Settings

### loot-gui

Can be set to either true or false. Set default to true.

Having this set to true will have a loot instance spawning on the ground, having to be right-clicked to loot all the items. Having this set to false will have the items be dropped on the ground seperately, like vanilla Minecraft.

### loot-timeout

Can be set to a number between 1 and 6000.

Determines after how many ticks loot should expire. Maximum is 5 minutes (6000 ticks) due to Minecraft removing items that lay on the ground for 5 minutes.

### loot-all-players

Can be set to either true or false. Set default to false.

Having this set to true will allow each player to loot the same items. Having this set to false will cause loot to disappear once looted by one player.

### loot-menu-header

Can be set to any string. Supports color/formatting codes (list).

The text that is shown on top of the looting menu.

### drop-menu-header

Can be set to any string. Supports color/formatting codes (list).

The text that is shown on top of the item dropping menu.

### option-loot-item

Can be set to a type of Material. For a list of Materials, go here.

Change the item that represents the option for looting all items left in a loot.

### option-back-item

Can be set to a type of Material. For a list of Materials, go here.

Change the item that represents the option for closing the loot menu.

### loot-tag

Can be set to any string. Supports color/formatting codes (list).

The text that hovers above loot.

### debug

Can be set to either true or false. Set default to false.

Whether extensive logging should be enabled, for debugging purposes.
Phoenix Wright

"OBJECTION"

-*Besides being his catchphrase,he said it to help Wario in his trial*

OBJECTION

## Overview/Appearance

Phoenix Wright is the cool attorney with spiky hair. He typically wears a nice suit and usually wears his attorney badge to show he is in fact, an attorney.

Phoenix Wright is most differently an attorney. He has won just about every case he is in with some sweet, sweet evidence and wittiness. He also has top tier waifu material for an assistant, Maya Fey, the sister of his mentor, Mia Fey. His last name is Wright because he's always right.

## Relations

Even though it isn't really shown Phoenix is friends with Edgeworth, knowing each other from childhood. Neither of them show this in the courtroom though. Phoenix doesn't really stay in touch with old clients such as Wario but if he passes them on the street he will give a friendly wave.

## Accomplishments

Has participated in and won over 50 cases, a judicial veteran.

## Fate

Lived happily ever after after Wario's case.
The Guy

"Let me fensdour table"

-*The guy has a speech impediment*

## Appearance/Overview

A rather greasy man who runs a cafe in scootvil. He has a rather greasy beard. Does not wear hat. He does not like hats.

The Guy was first seen in Chapter 6 when the gang just wanted a nice meal. When at The Guy's cafe King Dedede accidentally wandered into his kitchen and saw the Guy had multiple clones of himself. The Guys attack the group in unison but they were able to overcome and kill and the guys. It is not mention in the Wafanci but rather in a police report that the Guy's cafe burnt down.

## Relations

No one except his other selves. They all act a little bit differently, like one likes vore, he is the outcast. The main Guy has a big nose. He also runs a cafe so most customers know him.

## Accomplishments

Was able to successfully open a cafe in scootvil. That's all.

## Trivia

* Considered by most to be one of the greasiest characters in the Wafanci.
* Very hairy.
* Another one of the very few original characters in the Wafanci
Bimbone

"I'll always be in your hearts"

- *Bimbone said this once*

## Bimith "Bimbone" Bimson

Bimbone is a buff as fuck dude. He typically wears a red muscle shirt, yellow jeans, red shades, and red sneakers. He has possibly the coolest hair cut I have ever seen. He arms are super buff, he works out on the daily but has been slacking. It is said his chin in 6 inches long.

## Relations

First met Wario and his friends when he was tracking down the guys when they happened to be in the cross fire. He has traveling with them ever since.

### Bimson Family

Bimbone is the oldest of the current generation of Bimsons. His dad is Garybone and his mom is Miabim. He has four siblings, Boezbiz, Acebone, Edgebone, and Tizbone.

## Accomplishments

Killed Satan at the age of 23. Became the current successor of the Bimson family. Has published many books. Escaped capture from bad dude.

## Trivia

* Was almost a giant gorilla until September 1st 2017.
Garlic Goddess

*“Through this garlic you will harness the very powers of grease and garlic once you eat it”*

-She slapped him after she said this

## Goddess of Garlic

One of the many forms of the beautiful Garlic Goddess.

## Overview/Appearance

In ancient mythology, it is said that the Garlic Goddess hears the prayers of all garlicless, and grants them immense wealth in the form of garlic. People claim to see her in visions or dreams, though since there is no scientific evidence, a claim like this is largely believed to be fake. Her appearance in visions varies from person to person, but she is always female and very radiant, usually with garlic-shaped accessories. Only select few walk away from dreams with special abilities, bestowed upon them by the almighty Goddess of Garlic. But these are all just theories. A *gaaaarrrrlic* theory. Thanks for reading!

## Relations

It is said that she hangs out with her royal nights, but that fact is largely unknown and even debatable. I mean, does a goddess even need royal nights? In the story, she is Wario's guardian angle.

## Accomplishments

Has gifted many in need of garlic her divine presence.

## Trivia

* One of the only original characters in the Wafanci
Basic Tutorial (API)

This tutorial will help you getting started with using the API.

## Checking for LootEx

Before using any methods of the API, check if the plugin is installed and enabled on the server. To make your plugin soft depend on LootEx, simply add this line to your **plugin.yml**.

softdepend: [LootEx]You can use depend instead of softdepend, which will give your users an error on the console when the server start if LootEx is not enabled, and your onEnable() method will not be called. Using the example above will allow you to have custom error messages when LootEx is not enabled.

### Making LootEx required

This can be achieved with the following code snippet added to your onEnable():

if (!Bukkit.getPluginManager().isPluginEnabled("LootEx")) {
// Customize what to do when the plugin is not found.
Bukkit.getServer().getPluginManager().disablePlugin(this);
return;
}
## Using the API

The main way of using the plugin's API is through the API class, LootAPI, in which all included methods are static. It will provide you with access to the data the plugin stores, such as all the current loot laying on the ground, the drops of each mob type, and some boolean methods.

For example, to get the list of drops from a Zombie, this line of code can be used:

List<Lootable> drops = LootAPI.getEntityDrops(EntityType.ZOMBIE);For more information about the interface Lootable, go here.
Grease

Mr. Hakanen overseeing the Grease Bang.

Grease is one of the main overarching themes in the Wafanci, probably even more so than love and friendship. The grease in the story symbolizes greasiness and stink.

## Lore

It is told that the universe was created in a cosmic explosion called the Grease Bang. First, there was nothing. Then there was a fuck ton of grease and Mr. Hakanen. Or that is the theory anyway. This event is hypothesized to be the origin of all grease. As Yoda put it, grease cannot be destroyed nor created, only transformed.
NROMC

Stands for New Republic of Milo C. A mysterious body of land that suddenly appeared in the Atlantic ocean. Milo C. basically took most of it over.

## Overview/Geography

NROMC has various climates, to the south it is rather warm but in the north where Wario and friends were at it is very cold. There are a few cities in the north but most are in the south. The capital, New C City, is by the ocean. It is the biggest and richest city in the world with huge skyscrapers.
Greaseborn

> “EUULGH, the car smell like fart and garlic”
>
>

- *One of the only things Greaseborn ever said.*

Skyrim

### Friends

K. Rool, Yusuke, the Greasedust Crusaders : Zelda, Isaac, DoomSlayer, and Ocelot

## Overview/Appearance

He is a minor minor minor side character in the Wafanci who gets lost and probably dies after the 4rd chapter. He is a greasy man in greasy armor.

## Relations

Before he is lost forever, he lived with K. Rool in his four-room apartment. He was the grease conductor of the apartment, so he will be surely missed by the community. He used to be an EVO Mortal Kombat champion back when he was called Cheeseborn and had a neckbeard.

## Accomplishments

Guinness World Record holder for most greasiest motherfucker. Went to Mars and fought a demon invasion.

## Fate

Dead (most likely). Ran off from the group after Chapter 4.

## Trivia

* Was accidentally written out of the story. Oopsies.
* Met K. Rool at E3.
* Knew Todd Howard at a time.
Arquimago Fostrid Quellyathri

O mais poderoso mago de Kriostail, e, então, por direito, o líder da cidade de Kriostail, o jovem arquimago Fostrid Quellyathri sua atitude mais aberta ao contato externo e sua aproximação com a cidade de Ficsean tem gerado muita controvérsia nos círculos mais altos da cidade. Sempre acompanhado de Percelys, seu enorme gato e familiar, o meio-elfo é, para os padrões de Kriostail, liberal e paciente.
Bah-Khar

Uma cidade próspera localizada ao lado de um grande lago-oásis no meio do deserto, Bah-Khar é a segunda maior cidade do Deserto de Ishaar, atrás somente de Garmareia em tamanho e influência. Com a recente abertura de Kriostail para comércio, a cidade se tornou uma das capitais do comércio de itens mágicos, o que atraiu um grande número de pessoas em busca de fazer sua vida na cidade.

Mais recentemente, Bah-Khar tem tido uma onda de violência devido aos conflitos entre Githyankis do Leste e os Githzerai do sul, com a cidade de Bah-Khar sendo um verdadeiro campo de batalha velado entre as duas subraças.

**População:**

***Humanos:*** 24%
***Loxodonte:*** 21%
***Tabaxi:*** 14%
***Halfling:*** 8%
***Gnomos:*** 8%
***Aarakroca:*** 8%
***Gith (Zerai):*** 5%
***Elfos:*** 4%
***Gith (Yanki):*** 3%
***Outras Raças:*** 5%

**Exporta:** Tapeçaria, Metais Preciosos, Água, Fragmentos de Criação, Itens Mágicos, Jóias
**Importa:** Fragmentos de Criação, Itens Mágicos, Algodão, Peixes, Carne, Vegetais.

**Líder:** Rei Reluz da Alvorada
Steve Harvey

*“Sorry, sometimes it just comes out”*

-Steve Harvey

## Overview/Appearance

No one actually knows who this is, so that sucks. Acts as the group's uber driver.

## Relations

Drove the gang to the Anime Exbo. Was arrested off screen and tried for terrorism and sentanced to death by Judge Yoda.

## Accomplishments

Drove the gang to Anime Exbo. Expelled the grossest, wettest, smelliest, and most revolting fart ever recorded by humans.
The Black Leotards

## Overview

The Black Leotards is a terrorist(?) organization created by Reggie, who's ultimate goal is to defeat Milo C. All members wear black leotards and black flowing capes. No other clothes are allowed.

## Goal

Their goal is to bring an end to Milo C and his treble deeds. They are mildly successful but compared to Milo C's forces they are sometimes vastly overwhelmed.

## Alignment

They are aligned with Wario and Co. and support them in their fight against Milo C.
Gojizard

"The rest of the group said their orders but what they order is unknown because I’m too damn lazy to write out their orders."

-Gojizard

## Overview/Appearance

The leader of the wiki and the author of the Wafanci, Gojizard has finally fulfilled his dreams of bringing his fanfics of Wario into reality. Gojizard began writing the Wafanci as a joke, but then actually kind of liked it. Now we're here, and dear lord am I glad he kept going.

## Relations

Knows Thigikna and Lumpasta in real life. Has seen Wario in person

## Achievements

Made the Wafanci. Ate a lot of weird shit in middle school. Publicly admitted he does not have a mullet. Won the biggest zucchini contest. Recently arrested for arson but Bimbone bailed him out.
The Old Man

"YONG CHAIN GA"

## Overview/Appearance

Possibly the Old Man

An old looking dude but is actually busted as fuck. Not much else is known about him. Unlike the picture he has a mustache and balding black hair. Always wears polo shirts even before they were invented.

He has been "trapped" on a different planet for about 15 thousand years because humans did not like him, but is freed back to Earth after encountering Wario and the gang. He does not actually own a phone.

The Old Man has an unfathomable amount of power, which allows him to destroy cities and entire small planets with relative ease. Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze. This is likely the reason he was banished to the alternate dimension.

## Relations

After Milo C approached him after he got back to earth, Milo C proposed an alliance mostly to save himself. What Milo C. had that the old man could possibly want? Know one nos

## Accomplishments

He was able to escape his own self-generated black hole in the alternate dimension. He ate the most hot dogs every single time at his summer camp. Won the school tournament of breathing underwater, with a time of 1 minute 15 seconds underwater. Was sealed away by the ancient Egyptians a long ass time ago.

## Trivia

* The Old Man comes from an old Vinesauce GTAV mod stream.
* His legacy began when someone kept saying "YONG CHAIN GA" in class over and over again. So eventually he was written into the Wafanci.
Mario

Nothing

*-Mario never spoke a word.*

## Overview/Appearance

I shouldn't have to say this, right? Everyone knows how Mario Mario is, right?? Well, if not, here's a quick summary:

Mario is a big dick who thinks he's better than everyone else, just because he's stared in like over 20 sumthin' games! Suck a dick! He never thinks of anyone but himself, and abuses his relationships with his so called "friends" just to be more popular! Suck a dick! He doesn't even care about his poor plumber brother, who's been seeking help and attention from day one! Suck a dick! Mario's a giant cock, and everyone knows it.

## Relations

His only real friend (if you could even call it a friendship!) is the lovely Princess Peach, who still hasn't realized she's being taken advantage of. Back many years ago him and Wario were friends. But after Mario rapped Waluigi and took Wario's family fortune, Wario beat the shit out of him. What a **DICK.**

## Accomplishments

Despite being a giant ***COCK*** he's been the star of nearly every single game Nintendo has ever made. Being the giant dick he is, he always brags about his royalty in the video game medium, and is always suck a dick about it too. Suck a dick! He also butt raped Waluigi on multiple occasions with out being caught.

## Fate

Defeated by Wario at IKEA like the ***COCK*** he is.
Greasy Eats Cafe

## Overview

The Greasy Eats Cafe is the self-owned self-run cafe The Guy works at with his clones. Is located no-where-in-particular in Scootvill.

## Details

### Menu

* Grease Burger, your standard beef patty burger with american cheese, lettuce, tomato, grease, and a side of your choice.
* Grease Pizza: 8 gat damn slices of good ass cheese or pepperoni pizza, with a single additional optional topping.
* Larger Grease Burger: Grease burger, but with pickles and bigger.
* Big ol' Grease Pizza: Grease pizza but 9 gat damn slices and bigger
Yuthar

Seu Prefeito é conhecido como Yuthar um anão que a muito tempo foi um grande guerreiro e clérigo nos campos de batalha, porem aparentemente perdeu sua fé nas divindades e decidiu ser ele mesmo a esperança as pessoas, mesmo tendo perdido a sua fé aparentemente ele consegue usar magias sagradas, que sem pensar duas vezes ele usa para ajudar os assolados.
Shaggy

*"I'm like totally excited to beat the Old Man"*

-A foolish Shaggy said this before blindly charging the Old Man

## Overview/Appearance

Lord Shaggy's origins remain mostly a mystery, though the ancient historians have noted sightings of him throughout history. After the war in Vietnam, he came home to America to find all his friends were murdered by Milo C. This drove Shaggy deep into the mountains to train. His full strength is unknown, as he was killed by the Old Man before he could release his full potential.

## Relations

He was friends with Lucas, and such was recruited as well when Lucas was called in by the gang for help. It is said that he had a dog once, but that is largely unknown.

## Accomplishments

Shaggy is the only known living thing that could escape the monstrous power of a black hole, as well as the Old Man. Shaggy once beat up like 30 people in a bar once without tapping even 3% of his power. The philosophers theorize that if Shaggy hadn't gotten cocky and fought the Old Man with 100% of his power, Shaggy would have been victorious.

## Fate

Killed by the Old Man in a city-scale battle.
Lucas

*“Well the car is broken.”*

I thought he was blue too

-Lucas

## Overview/Appearance

L Tetromino. That's it, he's a fucking L waht else do you want me to say.

Lucas helped the gang after they were ambushed and helped Wario get back to health. He drives the gang around after chapter 7. Dies in a car crash for no fcking reason in chapter 8 or 9 or whatever.

## Relations

Knew Bimbone from school. Helps nurse Wario to health. Is actually the cousin of the t tetrimino.

## Accomplishments

Graduated college with a PhD in cars and L spins but never put it to use. He worked for a McDonalds for a while until he decided to just stay in his car and drive around for a while. He had sex with a car that's pretty cool.
Garlic Wizard

“YES, I AM”

-Garlic Wizard

Wario's rendition of the Garlic Wizard, when asked to describe him.

## Overview/Appearance

The Garlic Wizard is yet another garlic person, who's goal is to aid the chosen one (Wario) in his goal of defeating Milo C. and the Old Man. H-h-h-he ap-p-peared in Wario's dream in Chapter 13 1/2. Very wise and even more cool. He bestows upon Wario the power of Garlic Rend, creating sharp garlic flakes to impale his opponents.

## Relations

He knows the Garlic Goddess and the Knights of the Garlic Table.

## Achievements

The first person to practice Garlic Witchcraft, and coined the term himself.

## Fate

Just a figment of Wario's imagination, so if he dies, he'll die too.

## Trivia

* It is theorized by the philosophers that the Garlic Wizard had an affair with the Garlic Goddess. Most of this is unknown tho.
Jermithy

*“FACE ME WARIO, I’M GONNA KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME”*

-Jermithy

## Overview/Appearance

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Okay yeah, so apparently he was the unnamed guard that Wario bit in the arm when K.Rool got shot, whoopee. Hoopee.

Not much is known about this individual, except that he is a pretentious asshole who has too much money and a bad hair due (pictured left). What a fucking dick, shut the fuck up! Nice shoes tho.

## Accomplishments

Lost to Big Boss in the robot arm competition. F in the chat. Went to summer camp with the Old Man

## Trivia

* The picture is just of some "influencer" asshole named Jeremy or something, what a fucking dick, shut the fuck up!
Ninja

**“Dumb fucking goose stop shaking the van!"**

*-Ninja mad at Scoot*

Definitely Ninja

## Overview/Appearence

Ninja is blue i mean blue hair hahahahah. He looks like a 20 something asshat who sits in his chair all day playing videogames all day ha lol what a nerd thats like the only thing he does all day what a weirdo lol.

Ninja was a minor supporting character for like 2 seconds while he drove the gang from the Milo C. Base to some fucnin concert in the middle of the city, good job fuckoff.

## Accomplishments

Streamed Fortnite for 130 hours straight, or for almost 5 and a half days. Stole a van from a homeless guy.

## Trivia

* The picture is definitely Ninja and you can't change my mind.
Ermos Gélidos

Antes casa do Reino Anão do Norte e dos Gigantes de Gelo, hoje os Ermos Gélidos são conhecidos como as Terras Orcs. Isolada pelo oeste e pelo leste, pouco se sabe da condição atual dos Ermos. Poucos viajantes são autorizados a se aventurar lá, e menos ainda voltam vivos e com algo para contar. O que se sabe é que os Orcs dominam estas terras. Vilas orcs não mapeadas se espalham por toda a extensão do sul deste continente. Além destas vilas não mapeadas 4 cidades conhecidas existem. Khor Taruhm, Thandaral, Ulgord e a capital Mor Khazadûr. No norte dizem viver o que restou dos gigantes de gelo após a guerra com os anões. É uma zona inóspita para praticamente qualquer outra raça.

Orcs, apesar de isolados pelas defesas dos anões a oeste e de uma união de forças de várias raças ao leste, constantemente enviam pequenos grupos por cima das montanhas ou andando pelos mares congelados para saquear as cidades e vilas fronteiriças. Ultimamente a frequência destes ataques parecem aumentar assim como os estragos causados por cada uma delas.
Milo C.

"I am Milo C, be grateful I am in your presence."

*- Milo C. speaking to Wario and co.*

Artwork by Liam P. (averagelum)

### Skills

Master of persuasion and deception, divergent thinking, and stock investing. Hokuto Shinken

## Overview/Appearance

Milo C. is the main antagonist of the Wafanci according to some dude even though he dies lol. He is a mysterious businessman who wears a red suit and fedora with colorful clothes underneath. He has long, spiky blond hair and long sideburns. He is first mentioned in Chapter 3: Grease and Snow when Wario remembers that someone (Milo C.) bought the newly discovered landmass in the Atlantic Ocean. No one actually know what the C. stands for. Survived a fucking gunshot to the head. Apparently also knows Hokuto Shinken.

## Relations

Milo C was in an alliance with the Old Man. When the Old Man first got on earth Milo C approached him and said "Hey let's be chill" and so they were. They never talked to each other at summer camp so they don't remember each other, but it makes sense why they are such good friends.Him and Gabe were apparently friends from earlier in life.

He has a stand called「SPIN ZA WHEEL」, and no one knows how long he's had it.

## Accomplishments

Milo C is extremely successful. He was able to buy a landmass, most businesses, and one 3rd of the moon. He also bought the most of the NROMC landmass as soon as it appeared. Hmm... fishy. It is highly rumored that he started a business in his earlier years. But probably not true. It is also rumored that he owns almost 99% of the universe, known and unknown. That's wild dog. Tell me more dog. Well dog, he actually copyright the word "dog" so we may be sued dog.

## Fate

Shot and killed by Hol Horse trying to fake his own death.

SIKE BOI, EVEN THE NARRaTOR GOT BEANED!!!!

## Trivia

* The © is Milo C.'s signature symbol. It's fitting, since he owns everything.
* The © in the Wafanci logo is representative of Milo C.
* Milo C. is one of the only original characters in the Wafanci.
* Was originally an amorphous pink guy before the writing of the Wafanci.
* Fooled everyone for a couple of weeks, making us think he was dead. Motherfuck.
* Almost considered as a character for Bluper Blash Blubbers.
King K.Rool

"Hey we should go bully that shyguy"

- *The worst decision K. Rool ever made.*

## Overview/Appearance

King K.Rool is a fat green "krockodile" who likes having parties in his apartment on the 5th floor of his building. He acts as the middle man in the party, the one who brought everyone together in the first place, and the one who keeps everyone together when the going gets tough. When everyone else is in need, he never thinks of himself and always cares for his friends first. His expert persuasive skills helps to convince former enemies (King Dedede, etc) to join their team after the battle. He also excels in his cooking skills, being able to cook Wario's favorite meals in minutes, as well as "normal dishes" (ew). Though his story ended short at the hands of the evil Milo C, he still played an important roll in the story. He is also a "milf" and greasy as fuck. Never actually explains what he means by forgetting to put in "permanent teleportation".

## Relations

Has been good friends with Wario since childhood, as such they are an inseparable team. After migrating out of his country, K.Rool decided to be nice and look after Greaseborn, as the two soon became fast friends. Toadette simply wandered into K.Rool's room, and, feeling sorry for the poor lad, took her under his wing simply out of kindness. As for Olimar, K.Rool didn't know he was there until Wario killed him. How unfortunate.

## Accomplishments

K.Rool ate the most hot dogs every single time at his summer camp, which, I guess most people in the story could say the same thing. After high school, K.Rool joined the military, which was actually a bunch of pirates in reality. There he learned how to fight and became a real man. On R.Kool's 30th birthday, he won the lottery, and decided to give most of the $100,000 dollar prize to the Toad and Goomba Care charity.

## Trivia

* Cranky kong was the original owner of K. Rool's apartment.
* Him and Milo C. are the only ones with an initial in their names. Maybe they're connected in some wacky way.
Ganondorf

"It's much bigger than I expected"

-Ganondorf

## Overview/Appearance

Ganondorf is a busted as fuck minor character in the Wafanci. He is a big green dude Wario meets at anime expo. He is green with red hair and wears some armor and boots. wow. It is believed that his nose may be 5 inches long which impressive.

## Relations

He knows of Shigeru Miyamoto, but never meets him until the battle of anime expo. He meets Wario there too.

## Accomplishments

Not much. He is re-incarnated every 100 years I guess.

## Trivia

* Wasn't going to die but Goji got pissed off at quickplay by some guy named Tyson who played Ganondorf. This is all your fault prick.
A Matriaca, Thun'Sat

A Matriarca é a figura mais próxima da perfeição de Lugner, e também a responsável por dar vida a milhares das Yuan-ti, pode-se dizer que a Matriarca é Lugner na terra, sendo Mãe das Serpentes.

Após a morte de uma Matriarca, todos os Yuan-ti se sentem tristes por uma semana, um evento estranho e desconhecido, mas que mostra uma ligação poderosa entre membros desse povo.

Thun'Sat é atual Matriarca do Sul, no Ninho das Cobras. Uma mãe cruel e maldosa, a qual esbanja seu domínio sobre os filhos como uma imperatriz de punhos de ferro. Para ela você só é uma filho que merece amor se você demonstra a forma mais perfeita de Lugner, caso contrário você é um guerreiro, servo, escravo ou, no pior dos casos, comida de seus irmãos.

Pelo ninho das serpentes atrair muitos tolos, Thun'Sat não se preocupa em cuidar dos filhos do sol, como as hidras, serpentes gigantes ou cobras mundanas que se saciam no sangue de suas vítimas, mas esta se preocupa muito com os filhos da Toca, entregando os impuros para os rituais que, por usar sangue de Lugner, ela acredita serem mais poderosos e fazer os próximos descendentes ainda mais fortes e belos.
Assim sendo, um membros das baixas castas que exerça seu trabalha errado, nem que por uma pequena falha, este é jogado aos Olhos de Lugner, virando Ritual ou Banquete.

Muitos Yuan-ti sangue puro, um nome irônico por sinal, fazem parte da mais baixa casta da sociedade, os escravos, tendo como único futuro trabalhar até morrer de exaustão, se entregarem aos profanos rituais ou virar banquete. Portando a maioria tenta fugir desse inferno, um processo muito difícil, mas alguns conseguem.
Teddy Roosevelt

*"That will be $11.45"*

-Teddy Roosevelt said as he checked out Wario

## Overview/Appearance

I was just gonna copy and paste the *entire* Theodore Roosevelt Wikipedia article as a meme, but you guys don't deserve that little effort.

Theodore Roosevelt was the president of the United States from 1901 to 1909. He was brought to the future for reasons that will be explained. He's pretty old, like 60 lol.

## History

Theodore Roosevelt, before resigning from presidency, OK'd a project to test a theory of freezing a person's body and consciousness, in order to re-awaken them in a future time period. The experiment was finished after Roosevelt's resigning from presidency in 1911, and the president himself was asked to test out the project. Teddy agreed to test the device, having immense trust in his scientists. The idea was to re-open the machine once a year passed to see if he had aged a year or not.

Once a year passed, the doors of the machine would not open. In order to not harm the ex-president, he was kept in the machine until the doors opened themselves. The next year, the scientists started becoming desperate. Though they still did not open the doors. Eventually, many decades passed, as Teddy Roosevelt was left in cryo-sleep.

Exactly 100 years later, in 2011, Theodore Roosevelt was re-birthed into the world. Unfortunately, he was still black and white due to time dilation. Oopsies. He spend his first years in the future growing accustomed to new-age practices and technology. He eventually became rich and famous through interviews and television. One day though, his life took a turn for the worse.

In 2016, Theodore Roosevelt was driving his automobile to the bank with the biggest check he had ever received - a total amount of 10 million dollars. But when he got to the bank, he realized it was being robbed, and they took his hard-earned money for themselves. He also realized something else that day: That people in the 21st century **suck!** He had to resort to becoming the manager of a gas station in order to sustain his giant ass rent for his giant ass house.

## Relations

Knows T-Tetrimino better than he would like to admit.

## Achievements

He was president of the USA once, but he was technically also the first ever time traveler. Good job, Theo! He ate the most hot dogs at his summer camp every single time.
King Dedede

*“Have you told your friend we are coming?"*

-Not a sexual reference

## Overview/Appearance

King Dedede hails from the great Dedede Empire he himself created. He is directly under control of hundreds of thousands of mini Waddle-dee minions that do his bidding. His army is feared throughout Dream Land, and though many have risen up in rebellion to de-throne him, he has retained his high status over many decades of attack.

Despite these great achievements, King Dedede likes to spend his free time sitting in his white van behind an the IKEA, which is where Wario and co. meet him. King Dedede reveals his motives behind the kidnapping of Wario's friends, that he was paid by Milo C to get rid of them. This plan backfires when Wario and Captain Falco infiltrate the van and save their friends. After some negotiating with K.Rool, King Dedede is convinced to join the team. King Dedede and his wife, Alyx, were in the hospital when it exploded, and King Dedede was teh only survivor.

## Relations

The only friend King Dedede has known over his long years of reign over Dream Land is his wife and best friend, Alyx, who is compassionate and cares for her king. The two team up once again to capture Wario and his friends, but the plan doesn't work out as intended. After the gang chooses to spare the two, King Dedede feels in debt, and chooses the only way to repay that debt would be to help the crew out on their journey. Thus, King Dedede is accepted as an official member of the party.

## Accomplishments

Took the first place prize of the 2011 white van race, and started his empire on April 27th, 1992, and had his ass kicked by Kirby for the first time the very same day. His army reached a proportion of 100,000 in 1999, and had reached 1 million by 2015. His army continues to grow to this day. He was married to his wife, Alyx on June 30th, 2009. Their marriage continued strong and stable until Alyx blew up. Dedede was very sad.

## Fate

Died in the hospital explosion with his wife, Alyx. But he didn't actually die his face was just ruined.
Виктор Кварц

Информация

**Виктор Кварц** - опасный наемник, уважаемая личность в преступном мире и достаточно сильный воин, в мастерстве обладающий взрывными заклинаниями и навыками ближнего боя. Имеет "взрывной" и грубый характер, никогда не пытается сдерживать свои эмоции и, судя по всему, не питает симпатии ни к чему происходящему.

Вместе со своим напарником, Амори Райдером, участвовал в битве с солдатами Культа, Коди и остальными. Убил Тео, однако был побежден совместными усилиями (в основном, усилиями Арти). После произошедшего ушел вместе с Амори, после вернувшись с отрядом наемников.

## Способности и магия

Виктор Кварц обладает невероятными физическими характеристиками и навыками ближнего боя, а также в мастерстве владеет атакующими заклинаниями, чего хватало для убийства одного из лучших солдат Культа одной сильной атакой (не полностью исчерпывающей его запас маны)
Райдер Амори

Информация

**Амори Райдер** - первый антагонист повести, в прошлом - торговец магической энергией людей, наемник и уважаемая в преступном мире личность. Обладает скверным и несколько забитым характером, а также огромной магической силой.

Впервые появился в повести в момент его слежки за Коди. Вскоре напал на них вместе со своим напарником, Виктором Кварцем, однако попал в стычку с воинами Культа. Несмотря на приложенные усилия и использование энергетического камня, проиграл. Спустя некоторое время обратился к наемникам, дабы снова попытаться поймать Коди.

## Способности и магия

Амори обладает невероятными боевыми навыками, магической силой и умением использовать энергетические камни. В мастерстве владеет призрачными цепями, является грозным противником даже для солдат Культа и самого Райана.
Асмодей

Информация

**Асмодей** - полудемон, один из двух лидеров Культа (хоть и вынужден называть Райана "господином"). Веселая и энергичная личность. Кроме того, Асмодей крайне силен как физически, так и в плане магии, а также может выращивать на собственной спине крылья, что сильно повышает его мобильность.

Впервые появился на просмотре новобранцев в Передовую группу, где присутствовал почти просто так и должен был лишь соглашаться на принятие. Во время начала осады пытался переубедить Райана, управляемого Инко, а после начал сражаться с безымянным демоном.

## Способности и магия

Асмодей - полудемон, а потому по наследству ему передалась огромная магическая сила, а также - крылья, которые он может отрастить на своей спине в любой момент. Является прекрасным воином и магом, обладает прекрасной физической формой.
Изаи Лазари

Информация

**Лазари Изаи** - один из лучших солдат Культа, а также тренер Арти и Бейн. Лазари является скептичным и холодным человеком, почти не имеющим никаких принципов. Как он сам считает, ложь и другие "бесчестные" поступки уместны, если совершаются ради победы.

Впервые появился во время стычки с Амори Райдером, бился против него и вложил в победу немалый вклад. После был направлен на обучение Арти и Бейн, однако быстро переназначил их на Мелани, так как не считал себя хорошим педагогом и универсальным колдуном.

## Способности и магия

Его отличительной чертой является мастерство в управлении нитями силой мысли, однако и без этого он крайне ловок, обладает хорошей реакцией и боевыми навыками, а также различными видами магии. Не напрягаясь одолел Бейн и Арти после их тренировок.
Тейлор Коди

Информация

**Тейлор Коди -** один из двух главных героев повести, подросток 16-ти лет, случайно попавший вместе со своим другом Арти в Инноминис - другое измерение, крайне схожее с нашим миром. Коди, как и его лучший друг, авантюрист, а также достаточно энергичный и смелый юноша.

Попав в Инноминис, по случайности стал обладателем энергии портального озера, а потому и предметом охоты влиятельных личностей. Вместе со своими друзьями одолел Оссигниса, спася при этом Неро и пополнив этим свою команду. Далее, в результате стычки с Амори Райдером, попал под попечительство Культа.

## Способности и магия

Коди обладает на удивление хорошей физической формой и боевыми навыками, полученными благодаря тренировкам с Бейн и Райаном. Будучи обладателем энергии портального озера, также способен на искривление пространства (однако не умеет его использовать), порождение очищающего пламени и многократное усиление своего тела. Обладает также базовыми навыками колдуна, хоть и редко их использует.