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Smug Frogs

"**Join the green revolution.**

**Be different. Be superior. Be happy**." - Smug Frogs motto

Smug Frogs stand for /r9k/ and Pepe before he was stolen by the normie scum.

Smug Frogs support all

* D E V I L I S H
* Smug
* Cosy
* Sad
* Angry
* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* and other Frog Posting threads.

Smug Frogs promises GBP and Pepe's to supporters. The meme market will be kept controlled to stop any more crashes and Pepe stealing will be clamped down on.

Wojak and other feels are also supported by Smug Frogs.

**Smug Frogs are currently part of the** **Anti-Normie Coalition**

Party Anthem : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

*MPs:'*

* José Socrates !!AC97YY8Za96

* Paulo Portas !!v9DSKBBt9vo

* Rarest !!qKi4tSAJGS1

* Gringola !!EtcPXBxU9KA

* Dank Suicide  !!nK.lhAikNg

* Nicolaus Copernicus !!EtcPXBxU9KA

* tehshizpump !!mc3HVQn2xj3
* Lmoa !!i4GAWU0lQa1
* Juggie !!Aqrn6uBwbz6
* Nice !!fPE1KN+WaNt
* pepe le poo !!mVGlQ3E7r1G

* R. Bud Dwyer !!bW/iClLsQk/
* Niggler !!3EcJjRcbM/l
* Pipeflyer !!+BPsPE6cvR4
* The Great Yawn !!zqKZ86WZ6a4
* Locke !!jIcPNMSVBL3
* Thaess !!H0WXpJf8VN4
* Chris The Smug !!OTi+S6GuZPL
* PepeHoarder !!GYq22RK/7Lq
* Figgernaggot  !!wxRLtW45xau
Homolust

Homolust is a a centrist party with strong inclinations toward traps and cute boys, that believes that women are unnecessary beyond their procreative function. We believe than men make better women than women, and will fight to preserve the basic male right to be submissive and as girly as possible.

No women allowed.

Natural girls are impure, dirty creatures. However, while adult women are unnecessary, little girls are innocent, pure and have no sexual intention. They are welcome.

## Clause IV - Aims and Values

Let there be girldick, boypucci, cuteness and salty cum for all.

Why waste so much time trying to win the affections of Stacy when you can just become Stacy?

## Policy

We believe all boys should be allowed a quick and easy path to being better girls than natural girls. We propose a number of regional Government Feminisation Programmes, paid for by the taxpayer to provide clothes, hormones and training. Not only will this vital public service be free at the point of use, but families will receive a significant tax rebate for each pre-pubescent son they enrol on the programme.

We believe that science is of the utmost importance, for several reasons. Artificial wombs are near on the horizon and when they are completed, women will finally be only necessary as sources of eggs. Science is also necessary to increase the effectiveness of facial and bodily feminization practices. We propose substantial large scale investment in these areas of research, and subsidies on the tuition fees for postgraduate students working in this field.

On economic policy, the party is centrist, fiscally cautious, and prefers not to stray into radical territory. Specific policy areas include the abolition of VAT on all female clothing and lubricants, and significant tax perks for cute boys; to be paid for in part by a Cishet Tax on all heterosexual married couples that do not enrol at least one son into a Government Feminisation Programme. Insofar as they are in concordance with our stated aims, we support some modest interventionist measures such as a programme of quantitative easing to rejuvenate what we regard as /r9k/'s stagnating market in cute trap pics.

Accusations that Homolust is a single-issue party are unfounded and misleading.

Homolust is a broad church, debate is encouraged, and members may have slightly differing viewpoints. But we all unite under the banners of boys, girly boys, and homosexuality.

## Affiliation

While not currently affiliated with any voting bloc or coalition, Homolust has a natural allies in Cuteposters United and 2D, with whom it shares many aims, values, and bodily fluids.

## Members

Founding Members:

Avem [Homolust] !!4VhwKDkHB6h (Party Leader)

Shieldmaiden [Homolust] !!fIqUUucLEIY

Boipussy [Homolust] !!CKZi6cJJXuG

Members:

Starlord [Homolust] !!mbQjIW8T/+3

Amyl Nitrate [homolust] !!5yJ5wjk36Sr (old pw compromised)

Non-Seated Members:

Dr. Roger Jay Badtouch [Homolust] !!jIcPNMSVBL3

## Anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCdrtG9vszU
Independent MPs

**About**

Independent Members of Parliament (MP) are those users who hold a seat in the Parliament of /r9k/, but are not explicitly affiliated with any of the parties of the Parliament of /r9k/.

**Members**

Currently there are 4 Independent MPs:

* Illusive Man [Independent] !!5Oad5RQQgcg
* Professional [Independent] !!HqvQKtCOqiE
* TrueNeutral[Independent] !!+fWHmG2v5RB
* Drills-kun [Independent] !!6T0vBsK+ddC
* To Be Determined and Named Here

**Political Viewpoints**

The viewpoints of the independent MPs are not uniform and unless a particular opinion or belief is stated by the individual members through their own words or behavior, said viewpoint(s) should not be assumed as being truthful.
Айко Айхара

**ЭТА СТАТЬЯ НЕПОЛНАЯ!**
Пожалуйста, не стесняйтесь редактировать эту статью, чтобы добавить недостающую информацию.

## Айко Айхара

* Аниме
* Манга

## Профессиональный статус

### **Членство:**

Императорская Демоническая Армия Японии, Отряд «Лунные демоны»

## Появления

### **Национальность:**

Японка

**Айко Айхара**  **(相原 あい子, Aiko Aihara)** — член отряда «Лунные демоны», а также лидер собственной группировки. Была убита Микаэлой.

## Личность

Айко была хорошим солдатом, который глубоко заботится о своих товарищах. Она плакала, когда сообщала о их смерти. Тем не менее, она была серьезной и трудолюбивой, желая продолжать опасные миссии даже после крупных потерь. Она без колебаний пожертвовала собой, чтобы выиграть время для своих товарищей.

Айко думала и действовала быстро. Чтобы защитить информацию о миссиях и других солдатах, она приказала своей раненой команде покончить с собой, когда их окружили вампиры.

## Способности

### Природные способности

Айко, как и все обладатели Демонического оружия, имеет повышенную силу и регенерирую способность. Так же, она обладала лидерскими качествами.

### Оружие

Санкоджицу (Sankoujitsu, 三光日) — Демоническое оружие проявляющего типа. Появляется в виде лука и стрел.

## Интересные факты

* Айко (Aiko (あい子))японское имя, означающее " любящий ребёнок."
* Айхара (Aihara (相原)) означает "фазирующий луг".
Learn Theoretical Mechanics and Classical Field Theory

### Special and General Relativity

* Геометрический взгляд на специальную теорию относительности, Иванов М.Г., МФТИ [link]
* Геометрические методы в классической теории поля, Иванов М.Г., МФТИ [link]
* http://www.infocobuild.com/education/audio-video-courses/physics/physics255-spring2014-uci.html
* Frederic P Schuller, Lectures on general relativity [link]

### Also:

* Лекции МФТИ по теоретической физике [link]
* Физика. Теоретический миниум (stepik.org) [link]

## Books

* Иванов М.Г. Аналитическая механика и электродинамика
* Лекции по теории поля, Э.Ахмедов [pdf]
* Ландау, Лифшиц. Том 2.

## Also

* John Preskill - Physics 12c Statistical Mechanics [link]
* Nonlinear Dynamics and Chaos - Steven Strogatz, Cornell University [link]
Postacie

W Titimonii żyją postacie takie jak

Timonia

Ochroniarz lasu-on podarowuje nam pierwszego titimona lodowina

Tajemniczy koleś-zawsze siedzi w innym miejscu nic nie robi, gdy będziemy mieli 21 level daje nam Titimona wodnego lwa, potem znika

Kolekcjoner stoi przy sklepie z titimonami on prosi nas abyśmy zdobyli mu pare titimonów a potem wymienia go na pieniądze.Kolekcjoner posiada też wille do której można wejść

Jake po wygranej walce z nim dostajemy wstęp na Ekirię

Strażnik gór strzeże góry jeśli będziemy mieć co najmniej 3-osobową drużyne mamy wstęp na górę Trigonia
Yakuza

## **Yakuza Group**

A group of humble, neutral Anons from various backgrounds. Open to one and all. We promote individual freedom and do not believe in alligning ourselves to one political spectrum. Each organization member is responsible for maintaining a neutral stance in political matters and will offer input as they please.

> Virtual Gambling Games **Coming Soon**
>
>

## Membership Roster

* ***Leader***  **Mizuki Akabayashi** !!ZVWqhmBKT4Q
Affiliated Parliaments

A listing of satellite parliament and related sites.

## Wiki Sites

* http://polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament\_of\_/pol/\_Wikia (defunct)
* http://tg-parliament.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament\_of\_/tg/\_Wikia
* future parliament of /int/ (existence unlikely due to mean mods)
* 8chan parliament board
* http://parliament-of-pol.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament\_of\_/pol/\_2.0\_Wikia

## Other Sites

* http://www.nationstates.net/region=dhoom
Robot-Cyborg Unity Coalition

The **Robot-Cyborg Unity Coalition** (also known as the **RCUC** - pronounced *are cuck*) is a welcoming reformist party. The RCUC supports an open transparent leadership, recognising that everyone (with the exception of normies themselves) suffers at the hands of normalfags. Discrimination based upon race, colour, gender or creed is rejected by the party, as a distraction from the main issues created by normies as a divide and conquer strategy.

## Policies

* Recognising that some women can in fact be robots
* Supporting trannies as a potential weapon in the fight against heterosexual normies
* Collaboration between Robots and Cyborgs to fight a common enemy
* The acceptance of defectors and former-normies as victims of the normiearchy
* The creation of study into the potential collaboration with certain parts of tumblr
* Supporting inter-board shilling and inter-parliamental lobbying to extend the benefits that robots recieve via the welfare system and to increase eligibility to cyborgs and other half-robots.
* Increased support for more generals and positive discussion
* The promotion of anonymity and the reduction of identity from board communications (which will hopefully lead to the end of tripfags)
* Destruction of r9k archives to crush the 'pepe market' and kill normalfag theft of robot culture
Dylann Storm Roof

Dylann Storm Roof was a 21 year old Stormfag and frequenter of /r9k/, /pol/ and the subreddit r/coontown. He shot a bunch of Niggers in hopes of starting a **RACE WAR NOW GAS THE KIKES**. Some users of /r9k/ un-ironically believe he is a hero and will post the same statistics on black on white crime and rape that influenced him to commit the shooting.

The only MP who seems to have a problem with Dylann is Chief Rabbi, The One. But many believe that, in fact, he might also possibly be a Jew (citation needed)
Holy Internet Guardians

Holy Internet Guardians [HIG], is an unrecognized party of the r9k parliament.

The Holy Internet Guardians stand for justice, honour and respect on the internet.

The Holy Internet Guardians are NOT whiteknights since they do not seek aproval of fair maidens.

The leader of the Holy Internet Guardians is Isidore of Seville, saint of the internet.

For more information about Isidore, read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isidore\_of\_Seville

if everyone achieves inner peace, outer peace will follow
4chan Mafia

## Info:

The 4chan Mafia (aka Antonio's Pizzeria) is a party which handles the
 "dirty work" in the parliament. They're usually found in the basement
of a 4 star restaurant, playing poker or other types of gambling.

It has control of everything from the street corner Pepe trade to
 the highest levels of government. Glorified by movies and television,
hounded by law enforcement officials, marked for death by their enemies,
 mobsters live violent and often brief lives. The Mafia at its core is
about one thing -- GBP.

## History

The current structure of the 4chan Mafia took minutes to develop. It all began on the board of /r9k/. Although there are major organized crime groups from other parts of 4chan, the /r9k/ Mafia is generally considered to be the blueprint for all other Mafia organizations.

## Speech

Have you ever had dreams of great wealth? Freedom?
Well my friend, you won't get either those following other parties, you won't get jack.
You see, Me? I run a "business" which allows you get both of those things and more.
All you have to do is join me and together we will be able to control this entire parliament from the underground, taking what we want and leave everyone else in the dust.

So what do you say? Will you abandon the shackles of "Law" and
"Order" and become a king? Or will you just be left in the dust with everyone else?

## Goals

The ultimate point of the Mafia is to make GBP. Families use a variety of activities to accomplish this. One of the most common is also one of the simplest -- extortion. Extortion is forcing people to give up their GBP by threatening them in some way.

## Family

* Trapper Don [Antonio's Pizzeria] !!sCC2dBePTXh
Worldwide

**Worldwide** is a party founded by **Mr. Worldwide** himself on the HEY (Human Earth Year) of 2015.

The Party was founded to prostyle the **Word of Worldwide** across the galaxy. First we conquer 4Chan, then the planet, then the universe. The Party of Worldwide does not believe in silly dogma or religion. We are men of science and logic and DALE. We want to relieve the anxiety emerging as the world moves towards globalisation. It's OK. We're here to help.
Prime Minister

The **Prime Minister of /r9k/** is the official head of government of the /r9k/ Parliament.

## Election

* Chosen from the members of the majority party or coalition.
* If a majority does not exist and can not be achieved by coalition the seat will remain vacant.

## Powers

* Head of Governnent: controls the operations of parliament
* Can override the speakers planned docket and set their own for one session per week but must attend said session
* Can reschedule any session once per week but requires 12 hours advance notice on the wiki
* Can take over a session against the wishes of a speaker once a week with 24 hour notice
* Can appoint a deputy to fill in for him when he is not available
* Can be impeached by a 2/3 vote with at least 20 participant members
The Wojak Party

MP Count
 Parliamentary Group
 Ideology

What is the Wojak Party I hear you ask? What does it stand for?

The answer is simple my friends. The Wojak Party is the party that stands up for your feels, and your right to feel them. It is the party that feels that Wojak Feels is the best way to express our feels on the boards.

We stand up for Wojak, and in doing so we stand up for ourselves.

### How to Join

1. Pick a name and create a secure tripcode on the official parliament thread.
2. Add your name and tripcode to The Wojak Party list.
3. Add your name to the Collated list of all parliamentary members.

### Party News

* On 18/06/2015 We successfully defended the Normie's right to exist while defending our own existence by defeating the Party Creation Guidelines.

* On 17/06/2015 our bill to make feeling feels a protected right under the r9k constitution was unanimously passed. A hearty round of applause to all party members.

### Our Policies

1. We stand to protect our constitutional right to feel feels, and to protect and promote feels threads as a long-running and celebrated part of r9k board culture.
2. We stand to restart and reinvigorate Wojak production, he was more popular than Pepe once, he can be again.
3. We stand against edge. Edgy posters make us feel bad feels. I don't like smashed kittens, and neither do you. Neither does Wojak.

### Our Bills

**Bill for the Expansion of the R9K Parliament (Wojak Party)**

View the docket here: [1]

### Our Members (Feel free to add yourself in.)

1. Feel the Feeler of Feels !!R81v55pyzvG **[Party Leader]**
2. Robotripper !!bcBWxz/3uA9
3. yles !!K3xR7xnNCYS
4. Colonel of the Spartan Order !!X+f9k51rh6C
5. MartyTheRobot !!tRK0ECDEM8O (Provisional MP)
6. Oats !hXZ2pY9NxY
7. Plant Girl !!Nu/onSKZzEH

### Miscellaneous

Official Tag: [The Wojak Party]

For underhanded secret backroom negotiations: TheWojakParty@gmx.com

Our colour code is #8000ff I'd rather have a picture of Wojaks face, but there you go.

Our theme song is Everybody Hurts - R.E.M. www.**youtube**.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc
Traditional Liberals

The **Traditional Liberals** believe in classical liberalism, that freedom should be what any political organisation should strive for.. absurd restrictions unfairly marginalize posters and decrease levels of OC and good feels.

We believe lack of censorship as opposed to controlled content to support sensitive people's right to be sensitive.

Institutional changes are necessary to revitalize r9K, so we can take a hardline approach against daily repetitive threads that litter this board. Containment threads, on the other hand, are welcome, so normies, socfags, NEETS, fembots and other opposing groups can have an area of free reign. Shitposting, hatred of others, whining, crying and being edgy in general are accepted as the freedom to shitpost is one of the basic fundamental freedoms we believe should exist.

The Traditional Liberals are welcoming of all types of posters, normal and robot alike, and we believe in their freedom to post and shitpost.

Due to our neutrality our focus is on setting up the institutions that will keep r9k a healthier, safer, richer, and more enjoyable place.

Our ideals will not be compromised, we are open to collaborating only when our policies are not violated by the proposal.

**Party Motto: *tabla de Populo, per Populum, pro Populo***

## Party platform

* **Minimalistic** government intervention
	+ a focus on **lack of censorship** as opposed to **controlled content** to support sensitive people's right to be sensitive.
* Fundamental **freedoms**
	+ such as:
		- freedom to *feel*
		- freedom to *shitpost*
		- freedom to *gf*
		- freedom to *tfw no gf*
		- freedom to *dubs/trips/quads and quints*
		- freedom of *waifu*
		- freedom of *dimension choice*
		- freedom to *normie*
		- freedom to *NEET*
		- freedom to *spaghetti*
		- and many others
* An open **thriving** meme **market**
	+ OC is important to keeping a board economically competitive
	+ Slight regulation to ensure that another Pepe market crash never happens
	+ Quality ensurance [high dad and the like will be swiftly rejected]

* We differentiate between **shitposting** and **spamming**, the latter not being a protected freedom
	+ The definitions of a shitpost and spam *coming soon*
	+ spam on 4chan is not in any way comparable to the traditional definition of spam

## Member List

Order by date of membership

* ~~Grit !.LcV/tzEpE ***[party founder] -*** Serving as MP~~
* MadWanker !!AvVd7C49+6z ***[co founder]*** - Serving as MP
* Fortune Seeker !!ivqwe6A8rcG ***[co founder]*** - Serving as MP
* Lord R.J. Dingus !!07y1B2dzGZT ***-*** Serving as MP
* /mu/tant on holiday !!4u4uhvAB7T0 ***-*** Serving as MP
* BRwind !!IarLGWvIvC4 ***-*** Serving as MP
* classic paul dano !c/hsFsAupI
* joe mangina !!jIcPNMSVBL3
* SEKS !!OJjTUTnD6vd
* Morpheus !!FIiWtb6vJko
* Sos !!GMzPUznrTDt
BR-T Coalition

The Bottle Rocket - Tenenbaums Coalition was a Coalition between the Owen Wilson Republic and the Stiller Squadron. This alliance aided the advancement of both parties. The BR-TC supports Normies and Neutrals, and is directly against AutSoc / ANC and all AutSoc / ANC supporters (especially frogposters).
Australian Shitposting Party

## Overview

The Australian Shitposting Party is dedicated to the promotion of the interests of the Australian master race, the promotion of shitposting and other *fun* activities, and the systematic purging of autists.

## Policies

1) Australians are the master race, and shall inherent the Earth

2) Shitposting is the true purpose of /r9k/

3) /r9k/ has been polluted by autists and betas, and must be freed

4) There is no god but the Queen

## Members

The Lord Abbot [Australian Shitposting Party] !qvm0u1oB8A
The Marshal's Office

Howdy, welcome to the Marshal's Office.

The Marshals of r9k's Parliament serve as unafiliated functionaries that are tasked with keeping general order and maintaining the peace.

Currently it is headed by Rooster 'Grit' Cogburn !.LcV/tzEpE, as Chief Marshal

## Copypasta facilitating smooth operation

### In regards to.. Joining/Creating/Leaving Parties

If you are joining/creating/leaving a party, please read this post!

>FRIENDLY REMINDER
If you create a new party, make sure to add your party to the wiki, and add yourself to the collated list of parliamentary members if you want to be counted

here is the list

http://parliament-of-r9k.wikia.com/wiki/Collated\_list\_of\_all\_parliamentary\_members

>ANOTHER REMINDER
>TO ALL PARTY LEADERS AND PARTY JOINERS

IF YOU DO NOT RECORD YOUR NEW RECRUIT'S NAMES ON YOUR/THEIR PARTY WIKI

AND

RECORD THEIR/YOUR NAMES ON THE COLLATED LIST OF PARLIAMENTARY MEMBERS
they will not be counted

here is the collated list
http://parliament-of-r9k.wikia.com/wiki/Collated\_list\_of\_all\_parliamentary\_members

>ALSO!
If you change parties make sure to remove yourself from all the lists mentioned
SO PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THEIR PARTY HERE

http://parliament-of-r9k.wikia.com/wiki/Collated\_list\_of\_all\_parliamentary\_members

Now scuddle along pardners

### Thread OPs

To join in, simply write your name and choose a party as well as a secure tripcode: https://www.4chan.org/faq#sectrip

Format: name [affiliation] ##tripcode

>Three people are needed to create a party

>Voting starts when the Parliament is at 50%

>Create your party platform and see existing laws and regulations

LOOK AT THE LEGISLATION, OR ADD YOUR OWN SUGGESTIONS HERE - http://parliament-of-r9k.wikia.com/wiki/Legislative\_Docket

http://parliament-of-r9k.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament\_of\_/r9k/\_Wikia

>previous thread
Skeleton Horde

## **"LICHES BEFORE BITCHES"**

**R**epresenting the dank forces of evil and chaos ever-present throughout /r9k/, the mighty Skeleton Horde stands as a bastion of wickedness against the degenerate normie scum.

Founded by the ancient Bonejangles, the Horde is quickly growing into one of the largest parties in the parliament. With enough might, the Bone Bastion hopes to expunge the normies and bring carnage and bone to the world.

As part of the Anti-Normie Coalition, or ANC, members must remember to spook normies to death and cause them to expose their true skeleton self. We also strive to eliminate anti-skelly racism that is incredibly prevalent in today's society. Anyone may join the horde, but they must remember that the horde comes before all. As we say, "liches before bitches."

## Members(6/21 Roll Call)

Missing a Rib[Skeleton Horde] !!ALenJDMER9q

Bonejangles[Skeleton Horde] !!7c+QLIzqgqA

Khorne [SKELETON HORDE] !!yvm0QrHZZJQ

Dusty Old Bones [Skeleton Horde] !!KOR8BPi4yeL

## Active Members

Missing a Rib[Skeleton Horde] !!ALenJDMER9q

Bonejangles[Skeleton Horde] !!7c+QLIzqgqA

Khorne [SKELETON HORDE] !!yvm0QrHZZJQ

James Bones[Skeleton Horde] !!I1Z0Hw+vYiB

Atlas[Skeleton Horde] !!PmPLeKOizCQ

MrMosquito [Skeleton Horde] !!zROBP3YLBCO

Captain sp00perino [Skeleton Horde] !!WsxwFl7tN3q

Dusty Old Bones [Skeleton Horde] !!KOR8BPi4yeL

 crackpops [Skeleton Horde] !!BuceozIL51U

## Members

Bonejangles[Skeleton Horde] !!7c+QLIzqgqA

Dusty Old Bones [Skeleton Horde] !!KOR8BPi4yeL

Cracked bones[Skeleton Horde] !!M62JmcOUj+t

Bone Daddy[Skeleton Horde] !!P7pG8L9hjCl

Dick Cheney's Dick [Skeleton Horde] !!8+zTBwrqy8K

Mestre dos Magos [Skeleton Horde] !!TWFd8WC1p89

bone brethen [Skeleton Horde] !!TmAHRf7COhs

Khorne [SKELETON HORDE] !!yvm0QrHZZJQ

MrMosquito [Skeleton Horde] !!zROBP3YLBCO

Wasteman [Skeleton Horde] !!gvGWDMvwsj8

Missing a Rib[Skeleton Horde] !!ALenJDMER9q

Mr.Skeltal [Skeleton Horde] !!jIcPNMSVBL

\*\*Bumhole Bandit[Skeleton Horde] !!5UkWliC+eHZ

\*\*Calavera-Chan [Skeleton Horde] !!FpUJ010guHb

\*\*Crow Spookz [Skeleton Horde] !!1454IPHMCm8

\*\*TIK [SKELETON HORDE]

Ionocaust [SKELETON HORDE] !!YnNMXfi6FtZ

Captain sp00perino [Skeleton Horde] !!WsxwFl7tN3q

(\*\*Designates a *currently* non-voting member)
Normie-Slavic Alliance

The Normie-Slavic Alliance (or NSA) is an agreement between the Normies Party and the Slavic-Robot Party.

The agreement is a means for both parties to unite against pro-NEET and pro-Autist policies and push policies that benefit both parties.

Whilst this isn't a formal coalition the parties each have confidence in each other to provide support when needed in parliamentary decisions.
2D

## Policies

* Estabilishing *The Holy Church of Waifuism* as official r9k religion
* Banning the 3D from waifu threads
* Slutshaming 3DPD
* Fighting the degeneracy
* Supporting anime, manga and every form of 2D escapism
* Reinstating "Ohayo" threads
* Bringing /r9k/ into a golden age

## Contact

Please address all bribes, questions and threats to: ayynon@ruggedinbox.com

You will also likely be able to find one of us around the thread at most times, it's not like we have anything better to do

## Official Members

/a/non [2D] !!173g33yAoQZ (Leader)

Escapism [2D] !!bz2mgEUDN/Z

Dank :) Suicide [2D] !!Sp0Xst+hiai

Momiji-friend [2D] !!vYsViJh3qdp

fangs [2D] !!SLwOVJUFrAl

Nameless Sunflower [2D] !!luQ/nejAIM1

No Matter How I Look at It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not a Normie [2D] !!NAbdDrl/x24

Yukice [2D] !!LMuXDzvphgH

Bano [2D] !!sOCEVrMHawr

Mr. Fedora [2D] (!!YRQmtBBz8y4)

*Count: 10*

## Inactive Member List

*The following members have not appeared for roll call and do **not** count towards membership tally:*

Desolation [2D] !!tAEVbuhPmtK

Korihor [2D] !!CymIlFLp7u9

2DForever [2D] !!OTzPLofLG+i

kanna [2D] !!6JdB3h5ds8d

Aenna [2D] !uhGols11hY

Mr. Dude [2D] !!y9XdB5GrIo2

Asuka [2D] !!XruvVFpdFsb

touhoufag [2D] !!rRZLzI5ZLZe

Staunch Cunt [2D]!!6XQdzKw9wX0
ZuluFarakhan Witness Party

The ZuluFarakhan Witness party will be the ultimate uprising of a world controlled by man.

Men will be bred **strong, fast, agile, and incapable of fear.**

 Women will be made lower class citizens, forced to work upon their overlords, and **circumcised** at the age of 12, **after forceful impregnation and birth.** Women will no longer be allowed up to 3 sexual partners, or until the labia is made into soggy loose tissue.

The only answer is African breeding into strong willed 6'5 super beings. The world will know of the strong tall high vertical **MAN.**

Leader: King Woobaya, King of all of the African Race and continent.

Member: Woobaya's Wife !!Hu/Kwp77Vp3, Loyal slave, sub, serf and servant of the might King Woobaya.
Jacobin Club

The **Jacobin Club** stands for Liberty, Equality, and Brotherhood.

/r9k/ stands under the heel of the normalfag. They parade across the board in fancy cloths, flaunting their wealth, their friends, and their gfs.

For most robots, these things stand out of our reach. The normie aristocracy inhibits the robot denizens of /r9k/.

High taxation on gets, the deregulation of the pepe market (and subsiquent collapse and poor pepe harvests), the unmanageable debt of quads, and the skyrocketing price of feels.

A new /r9k/ must be created. So long as the Régime Normales exists, the necessary changes to society will never be met. Only a popular revolution of the robot masses can birth a new world.

Death to the Normalfags!

Towards a Robot Republic!

Victory to the sans-girlfriends!

## Membership

The Jacobin Club has two members

* **Robespierre [Jacobin Club]** !!QYaZ9SMuV11 (*Founder*)
* **Jean FeelJean[Jacobin Party]** !!8qsz4viUH2R
Constitution

This is a draft, will be ratified by a 2/3 vote and can be amended later also by a 2/3 vote.

## Ratification

* Ratified by a 2/3 vote (quorum of 10% of MPs required)

## Amending

* Proposed amendments can be approved by a 2/3 vote (quorum of 10% of MPs required)

## Legislative Branch

### **Overview**

* Consists of a unicameral House of Robots (robot Senate?) presided over by two speakers and a Prime Minister.

### **Prime Minister Powers**

* Head of Governnent: controls the operations of parliament
* Can appoint the ten ministers to the cabinet
* Can establish up to seven new ministries to help run the government (Defense, Records & Foreign Affairs are core and exist by default)
* Does NOT possess the power to veto bills
* Can override the speakers planned docket and set their own for one session per week but must attend said session
* Can reschedule any session once per week but requires 12 hours advance notice on the wiki
* Can take over a session against the wishes of a speaker once a week with 24 hour notice
* Can appoint a deputy to fill in for him when he is not available
* Can be impeached by a 2/3 vote with at least 20 participant members

## Bill of Rights

1. Be excellent to one another.
2. The right to dank memes shall not be infringed.
3. Tumblr pls go.
4. The right to feel feels shall not be infringed.
Frontiersmen

In times of a faster-moving society, we are the counter movement! Where men have forgotten their ways and live their lifes in an endless stream of gambling away their time and hunting for luxuries, we take the pole and head in the right direction to get men back on the tracks to a better, more based future in which the old values are treasured again, the working men isn't seen as a second-class citizen and families hold together in the face of disaster and despair.

Visit #frontiersmen for communication.

**What we stand for**

Revaluation of moral values
Appreciation of manual labour
Abolishing of means that fuel moral decay
Free society without superficial bonds
Governmental restraint on private matters
Reduction on limitations regarding private property

**Current member are**

Richard J. Bell [Frontiersmen] !!osiA74l6jYr  -  Founder of the Frontiersmen
Nat. r9k Party

The National r9K party was founded by the joining of the **National Socialist party** and **the Traditionalists**

While both have anti-degeneracy platforms, their differences lie in their specialization

The National Socialists have a focus on a current action plan that will help deal with the normies' monopoly on society, while the Traditionalists have a focus on institutional changes that will correct the normalization that has plagued current generations and steer generations to come to a better future.

## Party policy

Anti degeneracy (which includes concepts such as 1 woman 1 man, the curing of the *'trans' delusion*)

Traditionalism

Fiscal responsibility

And the installation of a Fourth Reich

Our party motto is *mortis ut normalis*

## Membership:

### Members:

~~BBWind !!IarLGWvIvC4~~

~~Ben Garrison !!TXaYWvzKUE/~~

~~Descartes the dubs man !!NlNHQF5Nto7~~

Pastaroni !!rNh8joOyue

Privileged Shitlord !!1QqLC43gIrr

~~Rodge Dodge !!Rb8v7kBTEQp~~

~~fangs !!SLwOVJUFrAl~~

~~Sos !!GMzPUznrTDt~~
Parliament Simulator

The Parliament Simulator is a Unity application designed to facilitate the parliamentary process.

**Features:**

+ *84 desks*

+ *Recess Area*

+ *Text Chat*

+ *Head Desk for Speaker*

+ *Web-browser Access or Executable Download*

    *+ Ability to create an account and log in*

*+ Customizable username and password*

*+ Ability to choose a party affiliation*

+ *Username and Party Flag displayed above in-game character*

+ NEW: *Ability to export chat log to a .txt file; this is to keep an official log of what was discussed and to provide those without the simulator the ability to view what is being discussed so they can participate via the official thread*

## Current Accessible Parties

The /r9k/ Parliament, its structure, and its parties are constantly changing. Because of this, some of the newer parties may not have been yet implemented in the Parliament Simulator, and some dead parties may still be in the Simulator. This is especially true in the first few weeks, as the Parliament is still new and being formed. If you realize that a dead party is still in the Simulator, or that there is an active party not available in the Simulator, please contact Sir LongPeepee so that he may fix these issues.

## Getting The Simulator

A Member of Parliament can access the Parliament Simulator via his web browser or by downloading the .zip file.

### **WEB BROWSER LINK:**

*It is important to note that you must have the Unity webplayer plugin AND that the Unity webplayer plugin cannot be used on Google Chrome; if you do not wish to use a browser other than Google Chrome, download the .zip fie*

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54522709/r9k%20Parliament/r9k%20Parliament.html

### **.zip FILE DOWNLOAD:**

*This .zip file contains the executable file for the simulator. In can be used instead of the browser either for personal reasons (such as more resolution and quality options) or because the web player is not functioning.*

***WINDOWS:***

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54522709/r9k%20Parliament/WINDOWS\_R9K\_PARLIAMENT.zip

***MAC:***

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54522709/r9k%20Parliament/MACINTOSH\_R9K\_PARLIAMENT.zip

***LINUX:***

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54522709/r9k%20Parliament/LINUX\_R9K\_PARLIAMENT.zip
Cuteposters United

## Cuteposting

Since time immemorial cuteposting has been a sacred and highly praised gesture on many boards, the act of cuteposting is appreciated for it's niceness and overall, prevailing quality of cuteness. Our party supports cuteposting in all it's various forms; lewd is acceptable by our standards. The MOST important part of cuteposting is NICENESS and secondly, having fun, so, cutepost responsibly friends!!!

## Policies

* Supporting manga, anime, and other weeb activities
* Being nice and kind to all (most) anons
* Fighting against the rude
* Encouraging cuteness in all it's forms
* Being accepting of our fellow robots

## Affiliations

**Part of the Unofficial Cute Coalition** (Includes Homolust, 2D, and Cuteposters United)

**Now official Allies of the 2D party!**

Homolust and 2D hold many similar goals and beliefs

## *Full* Member List:

* **NoPsuedonym**  !!Bls4M0ZfXFA *Founder & Current Leader*
* **Marry Jane** !!220TURcuQD9
* **Kawaii King** !!mkJFkN2TZXx
* **Fignewton** !!d6Fz3ygKpmd
* **nico** !!J3DpjeAwV40
* **Mem** !!gnJfhqoFXax
* **Anion** !!9SqI5pKNYDN
* **Based God** !!40pKH4aNOyL
* **Suicidal Tranny** !!hU+JFlzWo2Q
* **Bun** !!iCZj5rVm6rV
* **Kuurro** !!FyKrOBZtwy2
* **AllahuShrekbar** !!V73YT6UWVlh
* **Beepus** !!eQgFtepKCYC
* **HumbertHumbert** !!LYeHgEc22mV
* **Kawaii, TL note: kawaii means cute** !!rWNvnn/JBrh
* **Konata** !!JbLM5nDycL5
* **Dorcas** !!sY6McSrL1l+
* **wsgy\_nl** !!+YyosTaKJ7K

## **Active** Member List

1. NoPsuedonym[Cuteposters United] !!Bls4M0ZfXFA
2. Konata [Cuteposters United] !!JbLM5nDycL5
3. Dorcas [Cuteposting Un.] !!sY6McSrL1l+
4. Anion [Cuteposters United] !!9SqI5pKNYDN
5. avelie [cuteposters united] !!MB0GBszAqPa
6. nico [Cuteposters United] !!J3DpjeAwV40
7. wsgy\_nl [Cuteposters United] !!+YyosTaKJ7K

## Questions? Concerns? Politics!?

Official party email is **cutepostunt@gmail.com**, usually checked everyday or before every TTS session! Get into contact with me there :3
Meme Liberation Team

The Meme Liberation Team or the MLT is an extremely new party of parliament founded by the /r9k/ user Swag Lord. It's primary purpose is to "expel any and all board tourists and normies". The founder, Swag Lord was disgusted by all the links on /r/4chan that were screenshots of his native board /r9k/. The party feels as though board tourists and normies are cultural appropriators and that /r9k/ should not be bogged down by said users. His way of doing this is by creating incredibly inaccessible and difficult memes to scare away newcomers and tourists. The party's slogan is "Normie's Memes Bore Me"
The Norman Party

Hey there! It's your favourite comic Norman Macdonald. I've been uhh lurking, I've been lurking you know..that's what the kids call it, lurking...and I've been uhh hearing that there is an "anti-Normie coalition"...a buddy of mine, a buddy mine he says, he says "there are a bunch of guys out there...that are anti-you!"

As someone named Norman, informally called Normie, you can imagine this what quite, uhhhh, disconcerting to me!

This is why I have formed this political party, you know political parties give you..power ya know, and I like power.

Join my party, help stop the anti-Norman agenda!
Wizard's Guild

*30歳まで童貞を貫くと魔法使いになれる*

*If you pass the age of thirty as a virgin, you become a wizard.*

This is a party for all wizards (30+) and wizard apprentices (20+).

Most normies find it unimaginable to go through life without a single gf, but this is the pain many of us feel every day. Whether you aspire to become a wizard, or have had wizardry thrust upon you, one thing is sure: we know that feel.

Our board has been shitted up by sex-having teens for long enough.
Playtime is over, kiddies.

## Members

Friendly reminder to new members:

To become a MP, you must post in the Sunday election threads to claim a seat for yourself. If you join after the seat claiming has taken place, please add yourself as a provisional MP instead.

Current MPs:

1. Cone of Mold !!zheptsRsAId
2. Master Roshi !!rfW38ZuCVKp

Inactive Members:

* Old Man Jenkins (Founder)
* Ecwrick
* Edirevras Osorystru !!PPri/LYQhwB
* Merle
* Jake Satto

* Farley
* Flamewalker !!TfI8FLbSVMz
* Merlin !!Z8wgUetbr3U
* Aragorn !!Tfl8FLbSVMz
* Manabot666 !!8iKhbVkGY9t

## Policies

* We support all virgins, voluntary and involuntary
* Unfortunately, this also means we are an enemy to most normies.
* We neglect sexual intercourse, but we far exceed in other areas with our capabilities.
Slavic-Robot Party

The Slavic-Robot Party is a party for Slavs and supporters of Slavic culture, traditional values, and freedom. Non-Slavs are welcome as well.

Official party anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgA0jvhp2A&spfreload=10

## Ideology

Slavic Robotism is considered as being centre, left and right, depending on whoever has the most money. It is considered to have originated as a movement inside the internet cafes (computer clubs), where a steady diet of frozen triangle sandwiches and fake kvass brought about severe autism. Slavic robots generally squat while posting, in addition to having bottles of rakia and vodka somewhere in their home.

The party favours is opposed to multiculturalism and believes in honouring ancestors and traditional values.

In the sector of memes, slavs are especially supportive and creative and they prefer to involve the citizens in the process of dankening of memes.

## Party Platform

* Limited government involvement with the citizens of /r9k/.

* Supports the traditionalist values and accepts both Orthodox and Catholic Christianity.

* Normies are fine and are welcome to the board.

* Want to instill long lasting and ebin memes to /r9k/.

* Not okay with degeneracy but will allow the freedom of speech to talk about it.
* Feels

## Goals of the Party

The primary goal of the party is to educate and restore glory to /r9k/ through Slavic culture. The Slavic people are natural memesters and the party feels as though /r9k/ would love their epic memes. The party also feels as though Slavs are incredible innovators and could come up with ideas to better /r9k/.

The party would like to have more feels present in /r9k/. As Slavs are an emotional people, feel threads are their natural habitat.

## Members

The Members of the Slavic-Robot Party are as follows

Cвятocлaв !!C3ECV1XMDaE (Co-Founder)

Papa Squat !!QBsHvYIAnhx (Co-Founder and Leader)

Swag Lord !!sKf5Bf+Nv1c

Pedro'sSoup !!gw4/lKtnI20

Ivan Ивaнoв Squatov !!OwQaAWi5kq

Dmitri Squatovich !W7aJ6JF4H.

Киpилл !G8xysXQqpk

Fly !!9iG114VJqe2

Унитaз !!oMT8/xhU2No
Spook Busters

The party that will end this meme Parliament, and create a free /r9k/ that is free of government and spooks, such as gf and Chad.

That's it, these illusions have made /r9k/ a hellhole for memeposting Redditors, there are no good memes anymore.

In a way, we wish to save memes from Redditors and 'ree no gf' types. Our end goal is to restore /r9k/ to its pre-deletion state, that is a board for greentext stories.

## Policies

tba

See: http://www.df.lth.se/~triad/stirner/theego/theego.pdf for further information.

## Members

Max Stirner (origins)

Who You Gonna Call? [Spook Busters] !!37nkFZz2Bbv (founder)

SpookyMcSpookpants [Spook Busters] !!VicU/dDhx3E (property)

N1gger K1ller [Spook Busters] !!ovlsg5rUwHR (off the Roof)

SirSpooks [Spook Busters] !!Y46+ORqilx+ (property)

## Party Anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oznj6AFeiRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=372&v=EU2AIxkxiwg
Learn General Physics

## Video Courses

* Physics I, II, III: Classical Mechanics, W. Lewin [link]
* Лекции МФТИ по общей физике [link]
* FUNDAMENTALS OF PHYSICS RAMAMURTI SHANKAR http://oyc.yale.edu/physics
* Классическая механика, Деденко Леонид Григорьевич ([link]
* Electromagnetism, Robert de Mello Koch, AIMS [link]

### Скорее продвинутая общая физика, чем теоретическая физика:

* Теоретическая механика, МФТИ, openedu.ru [link] (no Hamilton/Lagrange approach meanwhile)
	+ Кинематика, Притыкин Дмитрий Аркадьевич, МФТИ
	+ Кинематика. Семинары, Зараменских Ирина Евгеньевна, МФТИ
* Теория поля, МФТИ [video] (уравнения Максвелла и теория относительности)
President

The **President of /r9k/** is official Head of State of the /r9k/ Parliament.

## Candidates

See Official Presidential Election Page for list.

## Election

* To be elected by the general assembly of /r9k/ Parliament.
* All candidates must be registered at least 6 hours before the election, candidates will start being accepted 5 days before the election.

## Powers

* Can veto up to 4 bills a week, which can only be overridden by a 2/3 majority.
* Commander in Chief of the armies of /r9k/.
* As Head of Government can appoint up to ten Ministers to the Cabinet
* Minister of Records MUST be appointed before any other ministers can be appointed
* Can establish up to seven new ministries to help run the government (Defense, Records & Foreign Affairs exist by default)
* As Head of State he is chief diplomat of /r9k/.
* The President's running mate in the election becomes Vice President, if no running mate is chosen the 2nd place candidate becomes Vice President.

## Term Limits

* The President can serve up to three two-week terms.
* Can be impeached by a 2/3 vote with at least 20 participant members.
Transcended Conservatives

### Purpose

We as the Transcended Conservatives stand for individuality, different from the modern robot. Rather we are not outcasts, but embrace ourselves as opposed to following and conforming to the misguided groups that we are bound to. We stand for what is right, following if "If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It." motto, by not changing things that don't need to be changed, but rather improving upon them.

We accept people as they are, but our roots are in older beliefs and ideals. We frown upon no opinion, we simply listen and voice our own.

Similar to New World Order, we stand for to bring /r9k/ back to it's own ways, where people can be themselves yet still have decent infrastructure.

### Members

* *Individualist Jerry[Transcended Conservatives] !!rEkSWzi2+mz* **(Founder)**

* *Jakob Velns [Transcended Conservatives] !!LdVSJFyrM5a***(Member 1)**

### Other

Motto: "Don't break it even more. Fix it."

Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4
The Patriarchy

> "I've reached the point where I am true drunk to understand."
>
>

- Chief Rabbi, The One

The Patriarchy was founded by 2 The Jews, Bamsay Rolton and Israel Goldstein. The /r9k/ branch of The Patriarchy is lead by Chief Rabbi, The One.

We are also Jewish and will give you special abilities if you convert to Judaism!

######

## Platform

The Patriarchy stands as a balancing force for r9k. We are neither MRA nor Feminist. Neither Librul or Republitard. We are Jews (not all of us are Jews). We work behind the scenes, in the shadows, behind closed doors, in the closet, etc. However you may want to describe us, what we want is simple: **Good Original Content**.

Someday we hope to turn /r9k/ into the **Bastion of OC**.

NO CHILD PORN OR GORE PICTURES m'kay. Also don't post your dick or asshole. There is nothing wrong with being gay, just don't post your dick or asshole on /r9k/. Go be gay somewhere else.

Official party color: #0081ff

## Party Anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_jI6iAa-cC0

## Members

Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo

Chad T. Smith [The Patriarchy] !!9fhW7ZJ0GF8

Shlomo Goldberg[The Patriarchy] !!1QqLC43gIrr

KV Mary, Mother of [The Patriarchy] !!BZCdFD9ZxZj

Adam West [Patriarchy] !!vAyJl49zyHb

Dank :) Suicide [The Patriarchy] !!Sp0Xst+hiai

Pope Klaxon [The Patriarchy] !tagr/sv.hM
Just Bees

**Founded by: J.C. !!pSrTgZmUtgZ**

**Motto: "BEElieve in yourself, because I BEElieve in you"**

**Core values and beliefs:**

 1.We will not be victims of our circumstances. "I am not what happened to me, I am who I choose to become"

2. 4chan, anime, porn, vydia among other forms of recreational entertainment are all toxic forms of escapism when indulged in too frequently. We should seek balance within ourselves and /r9k/.

3. Your internal struggles are no less important than external ones, and they should not be downplayed (as many people do outside of /r9k/) but they should not be pandered to either (as most of /r9k/ does). Stay positive, BEE positive, and you will BEEcome a positive influence upon the world.

## Objectives

**Primary:**

- Make /r9k/ a "good feels" board

- Do away with the pandering and enabling of NEETs and escapists in similar fashion to /adv/ of old.

- To inspire and motivate /r9k/'s residents to do more with themselves, by purifying this virtual cesspool of negativity.

**Secondary:**

- Promote /r9k/ as a sarcastic roleplay, as to prevent further anons from falling prey to it's self-pity and misery.

- Reject the idea that sexual/romantic companionship is essential to a fulfilling life. Promote the idea that a person needs to be whole before engaging in romance, not seek to be completed by it.

- Instill gentlemanly/ladylike manners and behaviors unto our board culture. Let's make each other aware of social Faux Pas in a safe, virtual environment. Doing so may help us streamline our integration into the non-virtual world.

**Coincidental:**

- Make "bee" related jokes and puns. You could say: BEE funny =^)
Pierce & Pierce

An investment banking/checking firm and party founded by the illustrious Patrick Bateman to check those repeating strings of digits ("gets")

\*Special Thanks to Korihor for introducing the technology that allows for next generation of checking possible.

**Mission Statement:**

Pierce & Pierce is an investment banking firm. In regards to our clients this means checking any gets they should receive by chance: dubs, trips, quads, pents and so on. These gets are legal tender in this board as well as other boards. It is the commitment of Pierce & Pierce to check each and every get as they occur to those who receive them. Unfortunately many go unclaimed by unregistered users of our firm. It is Pierce and Pierce's mission to ensure all gets are acknowledged and therefore "checked" for future reference in the "get" economy.

This is why Pierce and Pierce was founded.

**About Founder:**

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

I'm also a huge fan on the band Huey Lewis and The News.

**Members:**

Patrick Bateman

Timothy Price (Bryce)

Craig McDermott

David Van Patten

Marcus Halberstam

Christopher Armstrong

Luis Carruthers

Paul Owen (Allen)

Jean - Bateman's secretary

Mio-chan - japanese prodigy and a hexonaire

David Blackwell

Boyd Jefferies

Note: Pierce & Pierce is the top company in its market segment and its members can absolutely afford unlimited and luxurious times off. Therefore it is highly improbable for even a half of the members to be present at their respective workplaces at any given time.

**Documented Gets**

Patrick Bateman is dead serious when it comes to repeating digits. He wants to check them all. He even keeps records.

Timothy Price, Bateman's best friend and colleague prefers to keep records of no less than 4 repeating digits in a row.