Dickiemornc’s Institute for the Incurably Retarded and Dethal (DIRD)

This shouldn’t be called an institute, it should be called a goof house for retards. At first it was a method to segregate the normal and the eccentric, but later on anyone who got in the government's way was sent there. Usually anyone who stays there will lose mental house at an alarming rate, eventually dying from brain damage. It was founded in 1694 but got banned in 1801. However, Grit, Uberwitz and their men continued the system incognito, without anyone finding out. If anyone did find out, they would either be assassinated or sent to the goof house to rot to death.

The goof house was located somewhere in the middle of a forest... Roughly the size of Erbourne's college, it was complete with yards and electrified borders and watchtowers.

There were about five common rooms, one common room housing about fifty cells, each cell able to house three or four inmates.

It has about 2 or 3 floors, and at least ten sublevels. Almost all of the goof house is underground.

## Background

This prison was built since like 950 AD or smth, for prisoners. However as the years gone bye people sorta forgot about it.

In 1694, the rapacious mayor of Endville was discouraged at the number of "crazies" scaring everyone off. An eccentric, Schpitz, came up with the great idea of building a housing system just for them. It was a success, and people started to come to the town again. As gratitude, Schpitz got a raise at his current job; from 10 to 12 cents an hour (later changed back to 10 for being framed by the same mayor).

It was officially released in December 1694. The building used to be an underground prison, so it had all the commodities, sub-par housing, playground, food, you name it. It could already house about 1000 inmates, so, that's about 3000 mentally-confused victims. There was even a room with long benches and several nooses already tied up from who knows when.

Basically, if the government, or someone within it, wants you out of the picture, they'd just put you in there!

If one is sent to the goof house and stays there for a whole week, chances are, he'll be there for good.

## 1785~1954

In 1785, somehow, the government found that the goof house was more harmful than beneficial, and officially closed it. All the workers left and the government turned off the power for the goof house, which meant everything inside was pitch black! However, the inmates were left there. They seemed to have some sort of virus. The government told everyone that they're dead, and go suck it.

## 1954~

Grit and the crims "time-traveled" to 1954 from 2954 (in another alternate universe). By this time, (almost) all the inmates who were trapped there became coronazombies, complete with glowing red eyes that don't rely on light to see. The coronazombies, together with their viruses, were sent to the lower, vacant floors.

Grit had an abundant amount of associates and henchmen, and yes, their original forms include the common crimeras, herplings, face monsters and blood crawlers, etc. And don't forget the crimslime! So the vast area was used well.

They only used about five of the ten sublevels, and about three of the five common rooms, to keep the inmates.

The next while, Grit and their alliances obtained a couple people they wanted out of the picture, and used the crimerheondertais to do the talking for them. After fooling some officials, it became easy; they captured a lot of people and let them rot to death in the prison. Maybe not rot... that would be too difficult to inplement. Yeah! Probably just use the crimeroindertais. Let that kick in, make the inmates do arts 'n crafts... Yeah!

Over the next while, Grit and the others found a lot of people to get rid of. Most were just some random people, really, who probably had nothing to do with Grit's plan.

### Plan

Sublevels B2, B3, B5, B6, B7 were used for inmate use, while the rest were, um... er... ah... let's just say there were *not* for inmate use. The common rooms were in B3, B5, B7;