Appendix R.2

## Date

Friday, 11/27/2020, 12:00 pm

**Length:** 3:57:31

## Title

**The Day No One Knew How Long The Thanksgiving Leftovers Show Would Go — Or If It Was Kitchen Sink XII — But We Sure Loved Hearing Josh Chat With Super-Duper SSSG Nancy Faust And The Thanksgiving Cardstravaganza**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/127324885647850

## Noteworthy Details

Special Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** Organist Nancy Faust (Jenkins) most notably of the Chicago White Sox

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “(Chloe Jr.) took full advantage of her promotion and scheduled this Secret Surprise Special Non-Secret Marathon Episode of the 7th-Inning Stretch for today from noon until we’re done. I don’t know when that’s gonna be; it’s gonna be a while. So we’re happy to have you here, and feel free to come and go as you please because I wouldn’t want to subject anyone to (the whole show).”
* Conversation:
	+ **Josh:** We actually had a legitimate production meeting this morning, and by legitimate I mean we spent, like, two minutes talking about, ‘What do you want to do today?’ ‘I don’t know.’ And then you were like, ‘I gotta do this thing with the cake cutter,’ and I was like, ‘Can we do it at the top of the show?’ and you were like, ‘OK, great,’ so I wrote it down: ‘Cake cutter, top of the show.’ And then I was like, ‘Do you want to do the cake cutter?’ and then she talked about all this stuff that had nothing to do with cake cutters and then I said, ‘But what about the cake cutter?’ and she said, ‘No, I’m doing it later on the Fun Time Adventure Zone,’ which was not part of the production meeting.’
	+ **Mary:** Somebody should talk to the producer about this. We gotta improve our skills here.
* “Guys, these songs (on the Leftovers list) all suck. Every single one of them. Just fair warning. That’s not entirely true. No, that’s definitely not entirely true; there are some real good ones on here, (but) there’s some real clunkers. Some real Thanksgiving turkeys. Gobble, gobble.”
* “The last three (songs) were all good. I gotta do some more garbage, right guys? OK, let’s get back to the garbage.”
* “I was listening to it last night to try to learn it and I pulled up the video and, man, what a baaaaad video, you guys. Oh my God, don’t even get me started. No, for real, don’t.” (on Patience by Guns n’ Roses)
* Conversation:
	+ **Josh:** This one I want to get right. I’ve got my earpiece hooked up here, so that I can, like, pull up stuff quickly and just listen for two seconds. If it’s something where I feel like, ‘Yeah, I can get this as long as I have a half second to listen to it,’ (then I will).
	+ **Mary:** Should I stall for a little bit?
	+ **Josh:** No, no, no…you guys should watch me listen through my earpiece. It’s gonna be super entertaining.” (before Tally Ho! by The Clean)
* “This is not a good song, but people sure do love it.” (on Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money)
* “Chad’s claiming a Pezley for (Take Me Home Tonight). I feel like Chad’s gonna claim a lot of Pezleys today because he requests a lot of songs that I don’t like playing — and that’s kind of what’s happening today.”
* “We’ve been extraordinarily blessed to have an insane roster of Secret Surprise Special Guests on this show. The people who have agreed to come on this show and entertain you weirdos, it boggles the mind.” (introducing new 7IS segment “Secret Surprise Special Guests…In The News.”)
* “Earlier this week, the Grammy nominations were announced. I was not nominated. For the last 63 years, I keep thinking they’re going to add a category that’s, like, ‘Best Ballpark Organ Performance’, and then once they do that, then I might have a shot at getting a nomination at that point. But for the 63rd year in a row — it was clearly an oversight on their part — they did not see fit to include that as a category this year. So fingers crossed for next year…”
* “Coincidentally — and this really, truly is purely coincidence — the next song on my list is a Stevie Wonder song from that album, Songs In The Key Of Life. It’s not that one, but it’s one I’ve never played before, which is hard to believe because, man oh man, have I played a fanny-load of Stevie Wonder songs. Don’t worry, guys, I promise never, ever to say the word fanny-load ever again.” (after Mary played a recording of Love’s In Need Of Love Today during Fun Time Adventure Zone; note: Josh eventually played Another Star)
* “I like remembering the donation part. I don’t like remembering the Billy Joel part.” (on being reminded about playing Root Beer Rag during the previous episode when a viewer offered to donate to a food bank if he played it)
* “I didn’t even practice this one, so we’ll find out how big of a mistake that was. Because I just assumed, ‘Oh God, I must know this one.’” (on Riders On The Storm)
* “Showtunes…bleccch! Who requested this?” (on Good Morning from Singing’ In The Rain)
* Conversation:
	+ **Josh:** Now this (Haddaway’s What Is Love), is this a showtune?
	+ **Mary:** Well after Mamma Mia, anything can be made into a showtune…
	+ **Josh:** That’s the thing: Now everything’s a play, everything’s a musical. G.G. Allin, The Musical…is that what’s coming next?
	+ **Mary:** I’ve opted to not pay attention to that.
* 11/27/20 “Who the hell requested this song? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good song. But good lord is this a depressing song…” (on Men Of Good Fortune by Lou Reed)
* (on Thanksgiving bad puns baseball card segment):
	+ **Josh:** Do you want to, like, thumb through and relive the glory?
	+ **Mary (cracking up):** I don’t think I can produce and do that.
* “They (Mary and Chloe Jr.) did a lot today to make this show happen. I did a little bit. I forgot a lot of songs, that’s the main thing I did. And I pre-recorded the interview, so I didn’t even have to actually do an interview today. I feel like, for a four-hour show, I actually did not do much… except forget the stuff that I did.”
* Thanksgiving-y baseball cards:
	+ 1) “over the river and through the woods…”
		- a) Mickey Rivers OF Rangers
		- b) Gary Woods OF Astros
		- c) Al Woods OF Blue Jays
		- d) Tim Hausman P Mets
		- e) Paul Householder OF Reds
		- f) Dan Stanhouse P Dodgers
	+ 2) “some of the people who make Thanksgiving possible…”
		- a) Ed Farmer P White Sox
		- b) John Butcher P Rangers
		- c) Dusty Baker OF Dodgers
		- d) Chuck Baker 2B Padres
		- e) Bake McBride OF Phillies
		- f) Woodie Fryman P Expos
		- g) John Grubb OF Rangers
		- h) Tommy Boggs P Braves
		- i) Kevin Saucier P Phillies
	+ 3) “the main course”
		- a) Steve Trout P White Sox
		- b) Chili Davis OF Giants
		- c) Moose Haas P Brewers
		- d) Alfredo Griffin SS Blue Jays
		- e) Doug Bird P Yankees
		- f) Darrell Porter C Royals
	+ 4) “side dishes”
		- a) Jim Rice OF Red Sox
		- b) Johnny Oates C Yankees
		- c) Rick Honeycutt P Rangers
		- d) Chet Lemon OF White Sox
		- e) Al Oliver OF Rangers
		- f) Dickie Thon 2B Angels
		- g) Butch Wynegar C Twins
		- h) Ron Oester 2B Reds
		- i) Mike Cubbage 1B Twins
		- j.1) John Mayberry 1B Blue Jays
		- j.2) Dan Quisenberry P Royals
		- k) Dan Graham C Orioles
		- l.1) Tom Candiotti P Brewers
		- l.2) Candy Maldonado OF Dodgers
	+ 5) “six pack of franks”
		- a) Frank Viola P Twins
		- b) Frank White 2B Royals
		- c) Frank Tanana P Angels
		- d) Frank LaCorte P Astros
		- e) Frank Pastore P Reds
		- f) Frank Taveras SS Mets
	+ 6) “Star Wars becomes, er, chewy ham salad”
		- a) Chewbacca
		- b) Han Solo
	+ 7) “honored guest”
		- a) Dale Murphy OF Braves

## Baseball Card of the Week

* Luis Tiant, 1980 Topps Red Sox and “Super Veteran” card with 1964 Indians and 1983 Angels

## Album of the Week

* 1. Arlo Guthrie – Alice’s Restaurant; 2. The Band – The Last Waltz

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* No hatter

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