The Purge: Weegeepedian Style

* WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Canada! The Purge is today!
* Canada:The Purge? \*screams loudly\*
* 4:30Beckitten27Beck: \*at her house\* why do i have a feeling something bad is going to happen? oh well, it can't be that big of a deal
* 4:30ADgeeA bunker thing falls somewhere,causing a hole in the ground
* 4:30WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I gotta warn Beck! \*calls Beck\*
* 4:31Beckitten27Beck: what is it simon?
* 4:31WaluigiofthegodsSimon:The Purge is today!
* 4:31Beckitten27Beck: oh no...
* 4:31TheEnderGamerSreegee: Huh, today is the purge.
* 4:32ADgeeSreegee notices the hole
* 4:32Beckitten27Beck: we should probably stick together.
* 4:32Hiddenlich
* A bag is thrown through Simon's front window
* 4:32TheEnderGamerWait
* Sreegee is at his mansion
* 4:32HiddenlichSimon is at his house, right?
* 4:32TheEnderGamerYes
* 4:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon has an apartment Lich, not a house.
* 4:32TheEnderGamerOr at his "APARTMENT" cause it's such a big deal
* See?
* 4:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon boards the window
* windows
* 4:33ADgeeThe hole was really big,so he could see the hole from his mansion
* 4:33Hiddenlich
* There is a large flask of "water" in the bag
* 4:34Beckitten27Beck: i'd better make sure i'm prepared
* 4:34TheEnderGamerOk
* Sreegee: Huh.
* 4:34Hiddenlich
* There is a note on the flash that says, "To Drink"
* 4:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What do we do?
* 4:34Beckitten27Beck: i should be fine since my house is normally well-stocked
* 4:35ADgeeThe bunker rises from the ground and opens
* 4:35Hiddenlich
* The neighborhood is unprecedentedly silent
* 4:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I don't know, but something's at the door.
* 4:35Hiddenlich
* Simon notices the bag
* 4:36Beckitten27Beck: i guess i just stay here and try to stay safe?
* 4:36WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What the lugnuts?
* 4:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'll just stay here and drive away anyone that comes near.
* 4:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Something's at the door!
* 4:37ADgeeSonic and Shadow comes from the bunker
* 4:37Hiddenlich
* Mr. Handy gives Sreegee a can of lemonade \*Yes, a can\*
* 4:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're screwed Canada.
* 4:37Beckitten27Beck: \*sits in her house\*
* 4:38ADgeeSonic : That was a rough and tough voyage,right Shadow?
* 4:38TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ooh, cool.
* Sreegee: Thanks for that.
* 4:38ADgeeShadow : You said it.
* 4:38TheEnderGamerSralleo: I'm not that thirsty. You can have it.
* AD, are you making a SMBZ reference?
* 4:38ADgeeprobally
* 4:38HiddenlichMr. Handy looks outside the window
* 4:38TheEnderGamerSreegee drinks the lemonade
* 4:39WaluigiofthegodsBut the windows are boarded
* 4:39ADgeeMr.Handy noticeed Sonic and Shadow outside,or not
* 4:39Hiddenlich
* Mr. Handy looks outside Sreegee's window
* 4:39Beckitten27Beck: \*plays video games\*
* 4:39HiddenlichMr. Handy: Um, sirs. There are people stabbing each other outside
* 4:39WaluigiofthegodsThis guy appears inside Simon's apartment.
* 4:39HiddenlichMr. Handy: I hope the doors are locked.
* 4:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Oh god!
* Frank:The meat is mine!
* 4:40TheEnderGamerFrank eats all of Simon's meat products
* 4:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Please don't kill me!
* 4:41TheEnderGamerAs in steak, pork, bacon, etc.
* 4:41ADgeeSonic : Now where we go?
* 4:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon shivers in fear
* 4:41ADgeeShadow : Let's just teleport somewhere
* Shadow : CHAAOS.....CONTROOL!
* 4:42WaluigiofthegodsFrank walks towards Simon
* 4:42ADgeeThey teleport in Simon's house,falling onto Frank
* 4:42Beckitten27Beck: so far so good...
* 4:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What the f\*\*k?
* 4:42ADgeeSonic : So here we are.
* 4:43WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Who are you?
* 4:43Beckitten27Beck: wow, this is going surprisingly well for me.
* 4:44ADgeeSonic : I am Sonic,Sonic the Hedgehog.The pure light bulb.
* 4:44TheEnderGamerPure light bulb?
* XD
* 4:44WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get out.
* 4:44ADgeeSonic : ?
* 4:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Shoo!
* 4:45ADgeeSonic : Don't worry,we aren't hostile.
* 4:45TheEnderGamerSonic thinking: These people seem to think I'm an ordinary hedgehog.
* 4:45ADgeeuMM No
* 4:45TheEnderGamerShadow thinking: Hmmph, I am no common hedgehog. Imbeciles.
* 4:45WaluigiofthegodsSimon:If you don't get out, I'll force you out.
* 4:45Beckitten27Beck: i'm honestly getting bored
* 4:46ADgeeShadow : So be it. (provokes a tiny explosion)
* 4:46TheEnderGamerSimon and Canada fly into the wall
* 4:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada:Ow!
* Simon:What was that for!?
* 4:47ADgeeShadow : You said for us to leave,meanwhile we just want to stay and take a rest from our voyage.
* 4:47Beckitten27Beck: \*at her house\* seriously, things are going way too smoothly, in fact it's getting creepy
* 4:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But you could be a Purger.
* 4:48ADgeeShadow : HOW I CAN BE ONE IF I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS??
* 4:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Let's do a check for any weapons.
* 4:49Beckitten27Beck: why is nothing happening!?
* 4:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada checks Sonic and Shadow for weapons
* 4:49TheEnderGamerShadow has machine guns and other firearms
* Sonic has nothing
* 4:49ADgeeShadow only had only shis gun
* 4:49WaluigiofthegodsBeck is really relaxed at this point.
* 4:49TheEnderGamerShis gun?
* 4:49ADgeeHis\*
* 4:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your carrying tons of weapons Shadow!
* 4:50Beckitten27Beck: wow, i can't believe things are going this smoothly! this is awesome!
* 4:50ADgeeShadow : I keep them just in case of something bad happening.
* 4:50TheEnderGamerShadow: These weapons are to fight my enemies with.
* 4:50Hiddenlich
* Cats are scratching at Sreegee's door
* 4:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your a Purger!
* 4:50TheEnderGamerSreegee: What's that noise?
* 4:50WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get out!
* 4:51TheEnderGamerShadow: No, I am not. I fight for good.
* 4:51HiddenlichMr. Handy looks out the window again
* 4:51ADgeeUmmmm Ender,im controlling Shadow and Sonic
* 4:51TheEnderGamersorry
* 4:51HiddenlichMr. Handy: It looks like a Nomadic Cat colony...
* Mr. Handy: 15 adult cats and 6 kittens!
* 4:51WaluigiofthegodsSimon stabs Shadow
* 4:51Beckitten27Beck: \*is relaxing\* wow, things are going well.
* 4:52WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get out or else!
* 4:52Hiddenlich
* I am guessing your trying to hint me
* A rock flies through Beck's window
* 4:52Beckitten27Beck: ???
* 4:52ADgeeShadow : If you want,THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO FORCE ME!
* 4:52WaluigiofthegodsBeck is no longer relaxed
* 4:52Beckitten27(i was actually getting bored, so thanks)
* 4:53HiddenlichMr. Handy: Sir, should we let the cats inside?
* 4:53WaluigiofthegodsSimon gets a gun and holds Shadow at the corner.
* 4:53TheEnderGamerShadow kicks Simon away then teleports and punches him into the roof
* 4:53HiddenlichMr. Handy: Or would that be too risky?
* 4:53ADgeeShadow provokes an explosion sending Simon into the wall
* ENDER!
* 4:53TheEnderGamersrry
* 4:53WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Run Matthew!
* 4:53TheEnderGameri just want to be part of this
* 4:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada runs into the hallway
* 4:53TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hmm
* 4:53Beckitten27Beck: why would someone throw a rock at my window?
* 4:53TheEnderGamerSreegee: They are cats.
* Sreegee: Not sure if they're that dangerous
* 4:53ADgeeShadow drops his weapons
* 4:53Beckitten27Beck: oh wait... this isn't exactly a normal situation
* 4:53Hiddenlich????: Because I want to kill you...
* 4:54ADgeeShadow : There,happy now?
* 4:54Beckitten27Beck: wait, what did i do?
* 4:54Hiddenlich???? attempts to thrust her machete into Beck's spine
* Mr. Handy: Alright sir
* Mr. Handy goes down the stairs, and opens the door
* The cat colony enters the house
* Mr. Handy quickly shuts the door once every cat is inside
* Calico Kitten: MEW!
* 4:55TheEnderGamerSreegee: This might of been a bad idea.
* Sreegee: I don't really know
* 4:55Hiddenlich
* The kitten's mother cuddles up to the young kit
* 4:55TheEnderGamerSralleo: Hey, where did you even come from?
* 4:56Hiddenlich
* There are 15 adults, and 6 kits
* 4:56Beckitten27Beck: \*somehow avoids getting hurt, but is scared\* \*takes out ray gun\* i was hoping it wouldn't come to this...\*
* 4:56ADgeeis Waluigi afk?
* 4:56WaluigiofthegodsThis plays while Shadow chases Canada. https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLC8a220tZje6pHw9KfKm7fyoBd-zSqKAA&v=CbG8rjOa5mw
* 4:56Hiddenlich????: Oh... sh\*t...
* 4:56TheEnderGamerShadow wasn't chasing Canada
* Was he?
* 4:56ADgeehe wasnt
* 4:57Beckitten27Beck: \*fires\* sorry, but i have to look out for myself
* 4:57HiddenlichMr. Handy: Where will we put these cute, peaceful creatures?
* 4:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Have you spared me Shadow?
* 4:57Hiddenlich
* ???? disintegrates, without leaving dust
* 4:58Beckitten27Beck: what in the world was that about?
* 4:58ADgeegtg guys,can you guys save the RP
* 4:58Beckitten27Beck: oh wait, things don't have to make sense
* 4:58WaluigiofthegodsSure
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 4:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Poor Simon, he was a friend you could trust.
* 4:59TheEnderGamerLet's pretend the shadow thing didn't happen now
* Cause AD is gone
* And stuff
* 4:59Beckitten27ok
* 4:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada walks towards Simon's corpse
* 4:59Beckitten27Beck: i mean, this whole thing isn't normal
* 4:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Rest in piece.
* 4:59TheEnderGamerSIMON NEVER DIED
* WHEN DID HE DIE
* 5:00WaluigiofthegodsShadow killed him.
* 5:00Beckitten27no one ever said he died, just that there was an explosion.
* 5:00TheEnderGamerNO HE DIDN'T
* PLUS THE SHADOW AND SONIC THING ISN'T CANNON ANYMORE
* sorry for all caps
* 5:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes into the elevator
* Canada:I gotta find some help or else I'm gonna die. And the murderer will get away with it.
* 5:01HiddenlichMr. Handy: Sir?
* 5:01Beckitten27Beck: \*tries to calm down, but is on guard\*
* 5:01Hiddenlich
* Beck hears someone chewing loudly
* 5:02WaluigiofthegodsThe elevator arrives at ground floor
* Canada leaves the elevator
* 5:02Beckitten27Beck: \*holding ray gun\* who's there?!
* 5:02TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes Mr. Handy?
* 5:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I have to find Sreegee.
* 5:02Hiddenlich
* The hobo attempts to break through the porch door
* Mr. Handy: Where will we put these cats?
* 5:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*looks at a car\* Let's do this.
* 5:03Beckitten27Beck: i said who's there!
* 5:03Hiddenlich
* The hobo hits the porch door, and faints
* 5:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada drives the car to Sreegee's house.
* 5:03TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hmm, they can stay in my room.
* Sreegee sees canada in the car
* 5:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Sreegee!
* 5:04TheEnderGamerSreegee: What does the pants-wetter want?
* 5:04Beckitten27(wait, the hobo was in reference to which character?)
* 5:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you Sreegee?
* 5:04TheEnderGamerSreegee: OF COURSE I AM
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 5:04Hiddenlich
* 5:04Finn168719
* 5:05Hiddenlich
* Beck
* 5:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, Simon's dead.
* 5:05TheEnderGamerHey Finn
* 5:05Hiddenlich
* The hobo broke into Beck's house to steal food
* 5:05TheEnderGamerWhen did he die?
* 5:05Finn168719Finn: Let's see...
* Finn: Weapons check, food check, defense check, people to trust... check.
* 5:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Shadow killed him, then he disappeared.
* 5:06Beckitten27Beck: \*takes back whatever food was not eaten\* \*makes sure hobo is out of house\* i can't afford to have thieves
* oh, hi finn!
* 5:07Hiddenlich
* The hobo has been moved into the backyard, where he is unconscious
* 5:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: Did he do anything to Shadow?
* 5:07Beckitten27sorry finn for not realizing you got here, the chat is just moving very fast
* 5:08Hiddenlich
* Mr. Handy leads the cats to Sreegee's room, using a laser pointer
* 5:09Beckitten27Beck: i don't have the heart to kill a random guy... i'll just make sure he stays out
* 5:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Can i s-stay? I'm not a Purger.
* 5:09Finn168719Finn: And don't forget that i had to protect the new Mr. Handy i brought since yesterday.
* 5:09TheEnderGamerSreegee: Wh... What? I asked you a question and you answer by asking if you can stay?
* 5:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I already answered that one.
* 5:11TheEnderGamerSreegee: You didn't answer my question.
* 5:11HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy is trimming the plants
* 5:12WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*facepalms\* Simon was killed by Shadow.
* 5:12TheEnderGamerSreegee: BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IF SIMON DID ANYTHING TO AGGREVATE SIMON YOU IDIOT
* 5:13WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Simon told Shadow he had to leave because he was a Purger.
* 5:13Beckitten27Beck: \*plays more video games\*
* 5:13TheEnderGamerSreegee: Shadow isn't evil, he fights for good.
* 5:14WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But Simon threatened him with harm.
* 5:14Hiddenlich
* Hour 4
* 5:14TheEnderGamerSreegee: Exactly. He has a temper. Don't agrovate him.
* 5:15Beckitten27Beck: i wonder what everyone else is doing.
* 5:15HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: This neighborhood is surprisingly calm. 12 hours of complete anarchy would usually begin an apocalypse
* Finn's Mr. Handy: Bad news is, all of the major news networks are down
* 5:16Finn168719Finn: I see...
* 5:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Can i please come in? I don't wanna die!
* 5:16HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: So we have no clue what could be happening! Perhaps someone took over the capital, or someone blew up a movie theater. Nobody knows
* 5:16TheEnderGamerSreegee: Go in your own house.
* 5:18Hiddenlich
* Mr. Handy can be programmed with a name of the owner's choice
* 5:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*begins crying\*
* 5:19Beckitten27Beck: \*is tired\* wow, i need a nap after all of this stress
* 5:20TheEnderGamerSreegee: Why can't you go in your own house?
* 5:20Hiddenlich
* From underneath the floor, in mice language\* Mouse 1: You know that's not going to happen...
* Mouse 2: Cliche! Cliche, cliche, cliche1
* !
* Mouse 1: Look, we mice don't apply to these "12 hours of Anarchy"
* 5:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I won't make it! The Purgers before i even get home, and the Purgers will get away with it.
* 5:22TheEnderGamerSreegee: \*sigh\* Come in, but don't pee everywhere
* 5:22HiddenlichMouse 1: You can't inhale every substance known to man
* 5:22Finn168719Mouse 3: People might step on us during the 12 hours of Anarchy.
* 5:22HiddenlichMouse 2: I feel like a chimichanga traveling to Guantanamo Bay!
* Mouse 1: Stop it!
* Mouse 2: Oh, no you don't rainbow of the Arctic! Stay in the North Pole, so, you may please me!
* So you
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 5:23Beckitten27Beck: \*goes to take a nap\*
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 5:24HiddenlichMouse 1: I think we need to \*sniff\* pacify him...
* 5:24WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yay! \*comes inside\*
* 5:25Beckitten27Beck: who am i kidding, i don't take naps!
* 5:25HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: Sir, the Wi-Fi just dropped 2 wavelengths.
* 5:25Beckitten27Beck: \*decides to watch youtube\*
* 5:25Finn168719Finn: Oh god, let's hope someone doesn't cut down the power line.
* 5:26HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: I inspected the router and modem, but nothing was wrong.
* 5:26WaluigiofthegodsCanada:That reminds me of something...
* 5:26Finn168719Finn: I see.
* 5:26HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: No device in the house is downloading or uploading anything, so it must be the social media freaks.
* 5:27Finn168719Finn: Yea.
* 5:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada puts his hands in his crotch
* Canada:Do you have a bathroom?
* 5:27TheEnderGamerSreegee: Of course I do/
* 5:28Beckitten27ok honestly, this is getting boring
* 5:28WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Where is it?
* 5:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: Down that hall
* 5:28Finn168719Voice: Right up your \*ss Canada!
* 5:28WaluigiofthegodsWe need to add some suspense.
* Canada:Who said that!?
* 5:29Beckitten27Beck: wow, i'm getting bored again
* 5:29Hiddenlich
* Something digs up through Beck's living room floor
* 5:29Beckitten27Beck: i really need to stop getting bored.
* 5:29HiddenlichMouse 1: I told you, #3.
* It's a mole
* 5:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes into the bathroom to relieve himself
* 5:30Beckitten27Beck: it's just a mole, no big deal
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 5:30User909Hi
* 5:31TheEnderGamerWELCOME BACK
* 5:31Finn168719Hello 909
* 5:31User909thx
* 5:31WaluigiofthegodsWe're doing a Purge roleplay.
* 5:31User909You mean, about the movie?
* 5:32WaluigiofthegodsYou actually watched that?
* Yea.
* 5:32Beckitten27sort of... things are getting kind of boring actually
* 5:32TheEnderGamerYe
* 5:32User909I watched a little
* I found it boring
* 5:32WaluigiofthegodsWe really need some suspense 909.
* M'kay.
* 5:33HiddenlichMouse 1: Not again...
* A chain saw revs up from outside
* User909 has left the chat.
* 5:34TheEnderGamerNOOOO
* 5:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Aaahhh, feels so good when your bladder is emptyed.
* The roleplay is screwed now.
* 5:34Hiddenlich
* Beck's door is cut into with the chain saw
* 5:34TheEnderGamerNo it is not
* 5:34HiddenlichMHMM!
* 5:35Beckitten27Beck: !!!
* 5:35WaluigiofthegodsWithout the suspense it is.
* 5:35HiddenlichYOU GUYS GET BORED, I THROW RANDOM MURDER CRAP
* 5:35Finn168719Finn: Looks like we need to fight off the Purgers in case it showed up.
* 5:35Beckitten27thank you lich for trying to keep us entertained despite how we act sometimes
* 5:35HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: MARTYR, MARTYR! EVERYONE'S A MARTYR!
* 5:36TheEnderGamerShao Kahn crushes Johhny Martyr's head with his hammer
* 5:36HiddenlichJohnny Martyr breaks down the door
* Johnny Martyr: REM REM REM REM REM REM!
* 5:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm getting really bored Sreegee.
* 5:36Hiddenlich
* Johnny Martyr breaks everything he has with a chainsaw
* 5:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: Go play Shmush Brudahs ir sinetgubg
* 5:36Hiddenlich
* Everything he sees
* 5:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But Beck's over there.
* 5:37TheEnderGamerShao Kahn hits Johnny Martyr with his hammer
* 5:37HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: MARTYR MARTYR! YOU ARE ALL MARTYRS!
* 5:37TheEnderGamerSreegee: DO YOU NOT SEE THE PEE U RIGHT THERE? \*points to the Pee U\*
* 5:37Hiddenlich
* Johnny Martyr cuts the refrigerator door off it's hinges
* Johnny Martyr: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
* 5:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:That was NOT me.
* 5:38Hiddenlich
* A few looters come into Beck's house from the now obstructed doorway
* 5:38TheEnderGamerSreegee: Of course you didn't make it. You're not a part of Nintendon't.
* 5:38Hiddenlich
* Nevermind that one
* Johnny Martyr: I can smell you... COME OUT AND JOIN THE MARTYRS! DON'T WORRY, I'M A MARTYR TOO!
* 5:39Beckitten27Beck: i'm screwed...
* 5:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yeah, I'm a Hetalia character.
* Canada:My human name is Matthew Williams, by the way.
* 5:40HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: I CAN HEAR YOU, BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU! COME OUT!
* 5:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: Just go play Shmush Brudahs if you're bored.
* 5:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:How many hours do we have until the Purge is over?
* 5:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: About 8 hours.
* 5:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Time sure is quick.
* 5:41Hiddenlich
* Hour 8
* 3 hours and however many minutes later
* It is nearing sunset
* TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has joined the chat.
* 5:42WaluigiofthegodsNo.
* 5:42TheMoarKrabsSquirrelhi
* 5:42Beckitten27Beck: wow, i might not be screwed after all.
* 5:42Hiddenlich
* Johnny Martyr is still searching the house for Beck
* Hello
* 5:42Beckitten27also, hi
* 5:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Guys, i hear something.
* 5:42TheEnderGamerSreegee: What do you hear?
* 5:43HiddenlichMr. Handy: INTRUDER! INTRUDER!
* Mr. Handy is trying to battle an intruder with a butter knife
* 5:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It sounds like something's gonna break the door down.
* 5:44HiddenlichMr. Handy: I NEED ASSISTANCE!
* 5:44TheEnderGamerSreegee kicks the intruder in the face
* 5:45WaluigiofthegodsChris Walker breaks the door down
* Canada:Oh no, it's Chris Walker.
* 5:45Hiddenlich
* The basketball player?
* 5:45TheEnderGamerLOL
* 5:45Beckitten27Beck: \*is being quiet and hiding\*
* 5:45TheEnderGamerSreegee stabs Chris Walker in the eye with a cursor
* 5:45WaluigiofthegodsNo, the character from Outlast.
* Chris Walker grabs Sreegee and rips his head off
* 5:46HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: Come on... get out here! You really don't want to play in the dark, do you?
* 5:46TheEnderGamerHEY
* 5:46WaluigiofthegodsChris:Now i have a head for my collection.
* 5:46TheEnderGamerScorpion rips off Chris Walkers head
* Scorpion holds the head high and then kicks it, smashing it
* 5:47WaluigiofthegodsChris Walker's head is unripable.
* 5:47TheEnderGamerYOU OVERPOWERER
* 5:47Hiddenlich
* God modding
* 5:47TheEnderGamerTHAT'S IT I'M LEAVING
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 5:47WaluigiofthegodsBut it's true
* 5:47Beckitten27Beck: \*is ignoring\*
* 5:47TheEnderGamerGOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY
* oh hey sling
* 5:47Beckitten27good night ender!
* 5:47Finn168719Chris Walker dies from heartattack
* Hello Sling
* 5:47Sling KingHi
* 5:47Hiddenlich
* 5:47Beckitten27and hi sling!
* 5:47TheEnderGamerSreegee gets revived magically
* 5:47WaluigiofthegodsIt's true, his head is unripable.
* 5:48Hiddenlich
* Chris Walker is banished to the Doom Dimension
* 5:48TheEnderGamerNah
* Show us proof
* 5:48Sling KingHi Simon
* 5:48WaluigiofthegodsIn the game Outlast, it's impossible for his head to be ripped off.
* 5:48HiddenlichEvidence?
* 5:48WaluigiofthegodsUnless he gets killed by the Walrider.
* 5:48HiddenlichBut where's the evidence?
* 5:48Sling KingWalrider?
* 5:48WaluigiofthegodsBut the Walrider is in Colorado.
* 5:48Sling KingWalmart rider?
* 5:48Beckitten27?
* 5:48TheEnderGamerAnd Scorpion can beat the crud outa walrider
* 5:49WaluigiofthegodsThat is the evidence!
* 5:49Sling Kingin photo
* 5:49TheEnderGamerYeah well he's unbeatable by humans
* 5:49WaluigiofthegodsHe's just too strong, everyone's scared of him.
* 5:49HiddenlichFinn's Mr Handy: ALERT! ALERT! THERE IS AN ANGRY YOUNG COUPLE OUTSIDE!
* 5:49TheEnderGamerFakegees are WAY stronger then normal humans
* 5:49Sling KingYeah
* can i join anyway?
* 5:50WaluigiofthegodsSure.
* 5:50Finn168719Sure
* 5:50Hiddenlich
* You don't need to ask
* 5:50WaluigiofthegodsChris looks at Beck
* 5:50TheEnderGamerAnd Scorpion is weaker then a Fakegee but I'm making him as powerful as one to be fair and plus it's not god modding
* Chris died
* 5:50WaluigiofthegodsChris:I have another head
* 5:50TheEnderGamerChris isn't here
* 5:50Hiddenlich
* Chris is not where Beck is
* 5:50Finn168719Finn: Let's see.
* 5:50TheEnderGamerCHRIS IS BANISHED FROM THIS RP
* 5:50Beckitten27(um... beck is an a seperate location)
* 5:50Finn168719Finn sees an angry young couple
* 5:50Sling KingChris?
* Who is that?
* 5:51WaluigiofthegodsChris is stronger than everybody, you'll find out if you play Outlast.
* 5:51Beckitten27(not with most of the other people)
* 5:51TheEnderGamerNo godmodding
* 5:51Sling KingI don't play indie games.
* 5:51TheEnderGamerHe's not more powerful then EVERYONE
* Pureegee could beat the crud outta him
* 5:52Finn168719Even a tank can destroy him
* 5:52HiddenlichTalia: CHICKEN!
* 5:52WaluigiofthegodsChris Walker might rip your head off before you can even punch him.
* 5:52HiddenlichTalia: WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND KILL EVERYONE? WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL?
* Talia: ANARCHY IS FREEDOM! WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT?
* 5:52Sling KingDoug walker reviews it so you don't have to.
* 5:52TheEnderGamerNah
* Pureegee could disentregate him with a laser beam
* 5:53WaluigiofthegodsChris gets revived by the Walrider,
* 5:53TheEnderGamerYOU KNOW WHAT SIMON?
* 5:53Sling KingStop saying walmart!!
* 5:53Beckitten27SIMON, STOP GODMODDING!
* 5:53WaluigiofthegodsOk.
* 5:53TheEnderGamerYEAH
* 5:53WaluigiofthegodsI'll stop.
* 5:53Finn168719I thought the Walrider is a Walrus
* 5:53Sling KingR-tard.
* 5:53WaluigiofthegodsI'll quit it.
* Ok?
* 5:54Sling King!kO
* 5:54Finn168719Nemesis will annihilate Chris Walker with a missile launcher
* 5:54TheEnderGamerYES
* 5:54Finn168719Even Pyramid Head can cut Chris Walker in half
* 5:54TheEnderGamerYEP
* 5:54WaluigiofthegodsI'll told you i quit godmodding!
* 5:54TheEnderGamerYeah but we're just making a point
* 5:55WaluigiofthegodsBut you ruined a perfectly good suspensful scene.
* 5:55TheEnderGamerBecause you're godmodding
* 5:56Sling KingAnd saying walmart!
* 5:56WaluigiofthegodsI said i quit!
* 5:56TheEnderGamerWe know
* Anyways
* Let's continue
* 5:57Beckitten27yes, let's
* 5:57WaluigiofthegodsBut, Chris Walker really does rip people's off in the game.
* 5:57Beckitten27Beck: ...
* 5:57Waluigiofthegods
* heads
* Now back to the RP.
* Canada:Are you okay Sreegee?
* 5:58TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yeah nothing happened to me.
* 5:58Beckitten27Beck: \*is sitting there being quiet\*
* 5:59Hiddenlich
* Beck hears gunshots
* 5:59Sling KingDoctor: Beck
* 6:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I still hear something.
* 6:00Beckitten27Beck: !
* Beck: \*has ray gun\* \*pokes head out quickly to see what's going on\*
* 6:01WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It looks like Terry Akers.
* 6:01Finn168719Finn: Anarchy sucks...
* 6:01Waluigiofthegods
* Butt-Burger
* Butt-Burger screeches
* 6:01Hiddenlich
* Johnny Martyr's body falls to the ground
* His chainsaw is broken
* 6:02TheEnderGamerWho's Butt-Burger?
* 6:02HiddenlichTalia and Ben vanish
* 6:02Beckitten27Beck: \*is not sure whether to be happy he's dead or afraid of whoever killed him\*
* 6:02WaluigiofthegodsIt's what Lord minion777 called Terry Akers in his SOMA gameplay.
* 6:03TheEnderGamerWho's Terry Akers?
* 6:03Finn168719Big Daddy appears in front of Butt-Burger
* 6:03WaluigiofthegodsButt-Burger walks to Sreegee
* 6:03TheEnderGamerSreegee stabs Butt-Burger in the eye and punches him in the mouth
* 6:03WaluigiofthegodsTerry Akers is an antagonist in SOMA.
* 6:03Finn168719Big Daddy started drilling a hole on Butt-Burger
* 6:03WaluigiofthegodsButt-Burger doesn't have any eyes.
* 6:03Sling KingDoctor: Sreegee!
* 6:04WaluigiofthegodsButt-Burger screeches really loudly.
* 6:04TheEnderGamerWhat does Butt-Burger look like?
* 6:04Finn168719 This is Big Daddy
* 6:04TheEnderGamerI know Big Daddy
* He's epic looking
* 6:04Finn168719Big Daddy started making noises and drills a hole on Butt-Burger's face
* 6:04WaluigiofthegodsThat was godmodding right there.
* 6:04TheEnderGamerWhat was god modding?
* 6:04Beckitten27Beck: i could have sworn i heard that doctor guy...
* 6:05HiddenlichBig Daddy drilling a hole in Butt-Burger's face...
* 6:05TheEnderGamerHow is that godmodding?
* 6:05WaluigiofthegodsHe summoned Big Daddy out of nowhere
* Brb
* 6:05HiddenlichNo
* It was how he attacked
* 6:06Sling KingDoctor: Sreegee
* 6:06TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ye?
* 6:06Beckitten27Beck: oh well, i must have been imagining things
* 6:06Sling KingDoctor: Throw pills at that weird thing you were foghting!
* fighting\*
* 6:06Hiddenlich
* A large, blue light flashes into Beck's house
* It is now Hour 9
* 6:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: I wasn't fighting anything
* 6:07HiddenlichThe sun has set, and the world shall become more dangerous than ever...
* 6:07Beckitten27Beck: what is that!?
* 6:08Sling KingDoctor: Well, throw it at that thing with no eyes
* 6:08Hiddenlich
* A slender humanoid creature looks into the kitchen window at the porch
* 6:08Beckitten27Beck: good thing i've got my ray gun..
* Beck: and i'm not even sure if my ray gun will work on that thing!
* ​
* Sling KingDoctor: Throw these disintegration pills at them!
* 6:13Beckitten27Beck: i hope that ...thing... stays outside
* 6:13Sling KingDoctor: Yes, Beck, i am talking to you
* 6:14WaluigiofthegodsAm i in trouble?
* 6:14Beckitten27Beck: \*grabs\* thanks... if it comes too close i won't hesitate
* 6:14TheEnderGamerWhy would you be in trouble?
* 6:15Sling KingDoctor: Your welcome, plus, i have laxatives, i don't know why though, i don't use this.
* 6:15WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Can you give me a laxative?
* 6:15Hiddenlich
* So Doctor is at Beck's house?
* 6:15Sling KingYes, he is
* 6:16Hiddenlich
* Okay. Canada and Sreegee are at Sreegee's mansion
* 6:16Sling KingDoctor: What? Why? Well whatever \*sends Canada the laxatives using a floating box\*
* 6:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, it's getting sofy
* 6:17Sling KingDoctor: Sofy?
* 6:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, it's getting soft down there.
* 6:17Sling KingDoctor: ...What?
* 6:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:This laxative is helping my bowels. Thank you Doctor.
* 6:18Sling KingDoctor: Why are you calling me for this?
* 6:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I would just like to thank you for it.
* 6:20Finn168719Voice: Someone please remove Canada's bowels!
* 6:20Sling KingDoctor: Ok, find a bathroom somewhere quickly, i will kill this alien.
* Doctor:
* sorry mistake
* 6:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes into the bathroom
* 6:21Sling KingDoctor: Beck!
* 6:22Hiddenlich
* More aliens are looking into the kitchen window now
* 6:22Sling KingDoctor: BECK! Come on!
* 6:22Beckitten27Beck: what! also, why are there so many aliens?
* 6:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*inside the bathroom\* Oh, it feels so tingly.
* 6:22Sling KingDoctor: Guard the door while i kill the aliens!
* Doctor goes out the window with a pill blaster
* 6:23Beckitten27Beck: ok, i will \*guards door\* while holding ray gun just in case\*
* 6:24WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Matthew, you made an excellent choice.
* 6:24Sling KingDoctor: COME AT ME!
* 6:24TheEnderGamerSreegee: You want us to help?
* 6:24Sling KingCanada is Matthew
* 6:24WaluigiofthegodsCanada's human name is Matthew Williams.
* 6:25Sling KingOh ok
* Doctor: I might need help
* Doctor: Come here anyway
* 6:26Beckitten27Beck: you mean me?
* 6:26Sling KingDoctor: Talking to Sreegee on my phone
* 6:26TheEnderGamerSreegee, Sralleo and Srushee teleport to where Doctor is
* 6:26Sling KingDoctor: Kill these things!
* 6:26Beckitten27Beck: \*is busy guarding the door\*
* 6:27TheEnderGamerSreegee starts rapid firing sushi bombs
* Sralleo does too
* Srushee starts rapidly throwing Sushi Eggs
* 6:27Sling KingDoctor goes back in the house through the window
* 6:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ahhh.
* 6:28Sling KingDoctor: Anything happening in your mansion?
* @Sreegee
* 6:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: Well, Canada is in my bathroom.
* 6:29Sling KingDoctor: Okay? Anything else?
* 6:29TheEnderGamerSreegee: That's pretty much it.
* 6:29WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Occupied!
* 6:30Sling KingDoctor: Wouldn't you think he would be done by now?
* Doctor: It's been 45 minutes since i gave him that pill.
* 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I think my system has been emptied.
* 6:31Sling KingDoctor: No more aliens?
* 6:31TheEnderGamerSreegee: And you say you have a small bladder.
* 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yep, but big colon.
* 6:31Sling KingDoctor: Wanna play golf later?
* 6:32TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ok, can Sralleo and Srushee play too?
* 6:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada
* 6:32Sling KingDoctor: The guy's golf course allows everyone
* 6:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Aaahhhh, that feels so good.
* 6:32Sling KingDoctor: Actually a really rich guy
* 6:33TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hmm, I might know who that is.
* 6:33Hiddenlich
* A flying saucer breaks off the roof from Beck's house
* 6:33TheEnderGamerSreegee: Anyways, yeah I'm up for golf later.
* 6:33Beckitten27Beck: my roof!
* 6:33Sling KingDoctor: Who? He gave me 34 tickets yesterday.
* 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:The bathroom is now vacant.
* 6:33Sling KingDoctor: UFO! AH!
* 6:34TheEnderGamerSreegee: If I know who it is, his name is Sling King.
* Sreegee: WOAH!
* 6:34Beckitten27Beck: this day just keeps getting crazier...
* 6:34WaluigiofthegodsA Xenomorph appears behind the Doctor.
* Canada:Because it's the Purge.
* 6:34Hiddenlich
* The flying saucer paralyzes the Doctor, Beck, and the Xenomorph
* They levitate upward into the flying saucer's mouth
* 6:35TheEnderGamerSreegee: OH NO!
* 6:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Come back!
* 6:35Beckitten27Beck: it figures...
* Beck: stupid stuff always happens to me
* 6:36Sling KingDoctor: Yeah, that's him, the UFO is made of gold right?
* 6:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada begins crying
* 6:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEM THAT WELL
* 6:36Sling KingDoctor: You talking to me?
* 6:37HiddenlichMr. Handy: I classify that as Emotional Instability
* The flying saucer shoots up into the sky when the three victims are inside
* 6:37Beckitten27Beck: ... i'm getting very sick of this day
* 6:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:You bring back my friends you alien d\*\*\*ebag!
* 6:37Hiddenlich
* The Xenomorph is killed immediately
* Alien: Wan ga ga ka! \*Clicks tongue\*
* 6:38Sling KingDoctor falls out of the UFO
* 6:38Hiddenlich
* How?
* 6:38Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry, i don't speak your language
* 6:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:The only survivor i know is Beck. I gotta find her.
* Canada gets in his car.
* 6:39Sling KingHe was still being dragged up the UFO's mouth then fell as the dragging stopped
* 6:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Beck! Are you there!
* 6:40Hiddenlich
* Doctor is 5000 feet from the ground
* Waluigi, Beck can't speak with Canada
* 6:40Sling KingDoctor: AHHHHHHHHH! \*falls\*
* 6:41WaluigiofthegodsOh.
* 6:41Finn168719The Doctor lands on the pool
* 6:41Beckitten27Beck: i guess it's just me
* 6:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wonder where she is.
* 6:41Sling KingDoctor: Well, i'm still here, wet, now what?
* 6:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:She's my only friend that's alive afterall.
* 6:42TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'm alive.
* 6:42Sling KingDoctor calls Canada
* 6:42Finn168719The Doctor's back feels painful due to the impact in the water
* 6:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It's probably a purger. \*hangs up\*
* 6:42Sling KingDoctor: Echhhh... Ok, not i'm fine, i am a doctor anyway.
* I'm fine\*
* 6:43WaluigiofthegodsWas that necessary?
* 6:43Hiddenlich
* Beck is brought to an interrogation chamber
* 6:43Finn168719Which the impact makes the doctor feels like something slaps him in the back very hard
* 6:43Beckitten27Beck: ???
* 6:43Sling KingDoctor: Well, i'm fine now.
* 6:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I guess I'm the only survivor of the Purge.
* 6:44Sling KingDoctor rides a Hoverboard
* 6:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada begins crying
* 6:44Sling KingDoctor drives to Canada's car
* 6:45TheEnderGamerSreegee: WHAT ABOUT ME, SRALLEO AND SRUSHEE, THE DOCTOR AND FINN?
* 6:45HiddenlichAlien: \*Strange Alien Accent\* Tell us about your life on this planet.
* 6:45Sling KingDoctor: Yeah!
* 6:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Get away from me you Purger!
* 6:45Finn168719Finn appears with Mr. Handy, Yoko, and Jake
* 6:46TheEnderGamerSreegee: Plus Mr. Handy, Yoko and Jake, and my Mr. Handy
* 6:46Beckitten27Beck: i don't even know where to begin
* 6:46WaluigiofthegodsCanada pushes Doctor off the car
* 6:46Sling KingDoctor: I'm not a purger douchebag!
* Is this a Rick and Morty joke? "The Purge"
* 6:47Hiddenlich
* No, it's based off the movie
* The Purge
* 6:47Sling KingOh, the movie The Purge
* 6:48HiddenlichMr. Handy: Mr. Williams may have Emotional Instability
* 6:48Finn168719Finn: I see you owned a Mr. Handy.
* 6:48Hiddenlich
* Hour 10
* 6:48Finn168719Finn: What should we name our Mister Handy?
* 6:48WaluigiofthegodsWell, yes.
* 6:48Hiddenlich
* This Mr. Handy is owned by Sreegee
* 6:49Sling KingWhen your talking about this i think of Fallout
* 6:49TheEnderGamerSreegee names his Mr. Handy "Srarvis"
* 6:49Finn168719This is the Mr. Handy from Fallout
* 6:49HiddenlichMr. Handy is a service robot from Fallout, designed for house
* 6:49TheEnderGamerget it
* 6:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wish i had some friends.
* 6:49HiddenlichSrarvis: Excellent name, sir!
* 6:49Sling KingHuh, no wonder
* 6:50Hiddenlich
* House keeping
* 6:50Sling KingDoctor: Go to hell!
* 6:50Finn168719Finn: I shall name you Codsworth, like how the protagonist of Fallout 4 has his own mister handy.
* 6:50Sling KingOh, like Codsworth but just calls you 924 names?
* 6:50TheEnderGamerAnyone get "Srarvis"?
* 6:50Hiddenlich
* Finn's Mr. Handy is now Codsworth
* 6:50Sling KingJarvis of Sreegee
* 6:50WaluigiofthegodsCanadap gets really sad
* 6:50TheEnderGamerye
* 6:50Sling KingCanadap XD
* 6:51HiddenlichCodsworth: Seems familiar to me...
* Codsworth: But I love it sir!
* 6:51Finn168719Finn: Yea, i ran out of names.
* 6:51Sling KingDoctor: He will think and call you 924 names.
* 6:51TheEnderGamerCanadap?
* 6:51Hiddenlich
* I wish he could say my character's name on Fallout
* Instead of just calling me Sir
* 6:52Sling KingWishing wont help you
* 6:53Finn168719At least he called my character "Finn"
* 6:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada is depressed
* 6:54Sling KingDoctor: If you don't believe we are your friends i will put your body in that weird bear suit!
* 6:54HiddenlichCodsworth can call you "F\*ck"
* Seriously, look at the list: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Codsworth/recognized\_names#Combined\_names
* 6:54WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Well, might as well look for some survivors.
* 6:54Hiddenlich
* Don't look at Combined\_names
* 6:55Sling KingI know
* Doctor kicks Canadap in the face (Yes, Canadap, CANADAP)
* 6:56WaluigiofthegodsIt was just a Grammer error.
* 6:56HiddenlichAlien: This may be uncomfortable, but my superiors require me to ask you this question:
* Alien: Are you in a relationship with another human?
* 6:57Sling KingDoctor: Come on! Didn't i give you the laxatives?
* 6:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada decides to revisit the town he formerly lived in
* 6:57Beckitten27Beck: no
* 6:58HiddenlichAlien: Next question. Do you have any siblings?
* 6:58WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello, apartment.
* Canada looks at Simon
* Canada:Rest in piece Simon.
* 6:58Finn168719A ninja appears and cuts Simon's corpse into pieces
* 6:59Beckitten27Beck: no
* 6:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Respect the dead.
* 6:59Sling KingDoctor nukes the old town (Fallout joke)
* 6:59Beckitten27(well, not in the roleplay universe.)
* (i do have a brother in real life, but we'll just disregard that.)
* 6:59Sling KingOk
* 7:00HiddenlichAlien: Do you currently have an illness of any kind?
* 7:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada visits Sreegee's mansion
* Canada:Hey, old mansion.
* 7:00TheEnderGamerSreegee: What is it?
* 7:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Rest in piece Sreegee.
* 7:00Beckitten27Beck: no
* 7:00Sling KingDoctor goes to Sreegee's mansion
* Doctor: Sreegee
* 7:00Hiddenlich
* We are in Hour 10 of the Purge
* 7:01WaluigiofthegodsCanada sobs some, then leaves.
* 7:01HiddenlichSrarvis: EMERGENCY NEWS BROADCAST!
* 7:01Sling KingDoctor: I think Canada is just retarded, schizophrenic, and strange.
* 7:02Finn168719Finn: Don't forget that his friend Simon is a Pedophile.
* 7:02Sling KingDoctor: Yep
* 7:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Shut up Finn's ghost! Leave me alone.
* 7:02Sling KingDoctor: Weirdo.
* 7:02TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes, he is weird, we're all alive.
* 7:02HiddenlichSrarvis: \*Scripted\* To all citizens of the Republic of Rowan, we are pleased to inform everyone that there are only 2 hours left of Population Control.
* 7:02Sling KingDoctor: And he is a pedophile.
* 7:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your just hallucinations!
* 7:03TheEnderGamerSreegee: WE'RE NOT
* 7:03Sling KingDoctor: Then how are we talking?
* 7:03Finn168719Finn: Man, Canada is such a weirdo.
* 7:03HiddenlichSrarvis: \*Scripted\* The death toll has reached 30,000. Many towns have been razed to the ground, while the capital city retains all laws in order.
* 7:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm also having auditory hallucinations. I just miss everybody.
* 7:04TheEnderGamerSreegee punches Canada
* Sreegee: How can you feel that?
* 7:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm having issues with my nerves.
* 7:04HiddenlichThe flying saucer flies over a corn field, and drops Beck off
* 7:05Sling KingDoctor: You are a stupid person.
* 7:05TheEnderGamerSreegee: You want us to put you out of your misery?
* 7:05Beckitten27Beck: ok...
* 7:05Finn168719Finn: Maybe um, humililate him.
* 7:05Sling KingDoctor: I can do it >:)
* Doctor: I can do either
* 7:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I feel like i should take a nap.
* 7:06Finn168719Finn: Let's ruin his "reputation" besides that his reputation is already ruined for peeing his pants constantly
* 7:06HiddenlichSrarvis: I believe this entire situation has made him insane.
* 7:06Sling KingDoctor pulls down Canada's pants
* 7:06HiddenlichSrarvis: If you were all in his shoes, I believe you would feel the same way.
* 7:06Sling KingDoctor: There? Like that?
* 7:06Hiddenlich
* Codsworth pushes Doctor away
* 7:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets on the couch and takes a nap
* 7:06HiddenlichCodsworth: STOP!
* 7:07Sling KingDoctor: Don't you belong to Finn?
* 7:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: I would know that everyone isn't dead
* 7:07Finn168719Finn: What about throw him into an Insane Asylum.
* 7:07HiddenlichCodsworth: Just because Mr. Williams has issues, doesn't mean that he is less of a human than he already is
* 7:07WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*snoring\*
* 7:08Sling KingDoctor: He is a character from media!
* 7:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm from Hetalia!
* 7:08HiddenlichCodsworth: How would you treat a soldier with PTSD? Or a student with an intellectual disease?
* 7:08Finn168719Finn: Maybe treat his issues.
* 7:08Hiddenlich
* Disorder
* 7:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*continues snoring\*
* 7:09HiddenlichSrarvis: I doubt any of you would treat them like you are treating Mr. Williams
* 7:09Finn168719Finn: I wonder what issues is he diagnosed with?
* 7:09Sling KingDoctor: He is annoying!
* 7:09HiddenlichCodsworth: That doesn't mean he should be treated like an animal
* 7:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Leave me the f\*\*k alone!
* 7:09Sling KingDoctor: We can tell you every other thing he did.
* 7:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm trying to sleep.
* 7:09Sling KingDoctor: We are hallucinations aren't we? Deal with it!
* 7:09TheEnderGamerSreegee: Let's leave him alone.
* 7:09HiddenlichSrarvis: He needs help from professionals! He doesn't need to be beaten, or made fun of!
* 7:10TheEnderGamerSreegee: Exactly Srarvis.
* 7:10Sling KingDoctor goes outside
* 7:10TheEnderGamerSreegee follows
* 7:10Finn168719Finn: He just crapped on the mouth of Sravis' master.
* 7:10HiddenlichSrarvis: It's not his fault if he has bladder issues, or possible disorders
* Srarvis: Have you ever thought if he could ever control his actions?
* 7:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I need some medication for these hallucinations.
* 7:10Beckitten27Beck: i guess i'd better go find everyone else...
* 7:11Sling KingDoctor: Do you mind? I am going to kill myself!
* 7:11Hiddenlich
* A car crashes into a street pole
* 7:11TheEnderGamerSreegee: I was just going out here so I don't bug him.
* 7:11WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes to the pharmacy
* 7:11Hiddenlich
* The driver gets out
* 7:12WaluigiofthegodsCanada:This should help \*takes a hallucination stopping pill\*
* 7:12HiddenlichScott: Thank goodness I am away from those hooded murderers!
* 7:12Sling KingDoctor shoots himself
* 7:12Hiddenlich
* Scott: !
* Scott: NO!
* Scott hides
* 7:12Finn168719Finn: Wha?
* 7:13WaluigiofthegodsCanada:There's got to be more survivors.
* 7:13Finn168719Finn: Next year, i will make a new group dedicated to saving innocents from the Purgers.
* 7:13Beckitten27Beck: \*tries to find her way to the others\*
* 7:13Hiddenlich
* Beck finds an abandoned Caravan in the middle of the road
* 7:13Sling KingA guy with a hat: Well, the doctor is dead
* 7:14WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you a survivor?
* 7:14Hiddenlich
* The keys are on the dashboard
* 7:14Beckitten27Beck: i guess i'll try driving that? \*drives car\*
* TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has left the chat.
* 7:14TheEnderGamerSreegee: Dude, me, Sralleo and Srushee are survivors.
* 7:14Sling KingA guy with a hat:
* 7:14Hiddenlich
* Beck is 34 miles south of the neighborhood
* 7:14Sling KingA guy with a hat: And the doctor is DEAD
* A guy with a hat: Nobody cares right?
* 7:15HiddenlichScott: Who's died?
* 7:15TheEnderGamerSreeegee: I care.
* 7:15Sling KingA guy with a hat: The doctor, he won 40 Nobel prizes for some reason?
* 7:15TheEnderGamerSreegee: Rest in peace, doctor.
* 7:16HiddenlichScott: May the lord bless his soul...
* 7:16Sling KingA guy with a hat: He's the only one who is ACTUALLY DEAD
* 7:16Finn168719Finn: He won because he killed Simon, besides that Simon always came back to life.
* 7:16Sling KingA guy with a hat: THIS YOUR FAULT CANADA!
* 7:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hey! Guy with a hat! Are you a survivor?
* 7:16HiddenlichHour 11
* 7:16Sling KingA guy with a hat: Yes! AND I HAVE A PISTOL RIGHT HERE!
* 7:17TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'm a survivor!
* 7:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Don't shoot me!
* 7:17TheEnderGamerSralleo: So am I!
* Srushee nods
* 7:17Sling KingA guy with a hat: No, i wont shoot you.
* 7:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What am i kidding? Everyone's dead except for you with a hat.
* 7:17HiddenlichScott: We need to hide!
* TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has joined the chat.
* 7:17Beckitten27Beck: \*checks how close she is to everyone else\*
* 7:17Sling KingA guy with a hat: I will shoot Sling King, he will DIE!
* 7:18HiddenlichScott: Hooded killers are ravaging towns to the south of here!
* 7:18TheEnderGamerSreegee: I AM ALIVE!
* 7:18Finn168719Finn: I'm just a survivor.
* 7:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But Sling King is dead.
* 7:18Sling KingA guy with a hat: NO HE IS NOT! I WILL KILL HIM!
* 7:19HiddenlichScott: Doesn't anyone care? We are in grave danger
* 7:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your hallucinating TOO!
* 7:19Sling KingA guy with a hat: Why don't you go hide in the basement?
* A guy with a hat shows live footage of Sling King driving a car
* 7:19HiddenlichScott: I AM JUST TRYING TO GET THE WORD OUT!
* Jrarvis: ...
* 7:20Sling KingA guy with a hat: Then go! We know! There is another city over there!
* Jrarvis?
* 7:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada continues sobbing
* 7:20HiddenlichJrarvis: Why are you going to kill this man?
* 7:20Sling KingJOJvia
* 7:20Hiddenlich
* Srarvis
* 7:20Sling KingA guy with a hat: After that! I will kill myself! Then other Friends and relatives of this man!
* 7:21TheEnderGamerSreegee: Don't kill Sling King!
* 7:21Finn168719Sravis sees the wanted sign with Simon's face on it
* 7:21Sling KingA guy with a hat: I have to! And i will!
* 7:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Simon's already dead!
* 7:21Finn168719Finn points the sawn-off shotgun at a Guy with a hat
* 7:22Sling KingA guy with a hat runs to a car and chases down Sling King who passed by minutes ago
* A guy with a hat:
* Mistakes! Jeez.
* 7:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wish this never happened. I wished everyone was here.
* 7:22Finn168719Finn shoots the car wheels a guy with a hat is riding
* 7:23HiddenlichScott: NO!
* 7:23Sling KingA guy with a hat rides a hover board chasing down Sling King
* 7:23TheEnderGamerSreegee throws a cursor
* 7:23HiddenlichScott aims Finn's shotgun at A guy with a hat's hoverboard
* 7:23TheEnderGamerIt hits the wires of the hover board
* 7:23HiddenlichScott: HE'S A MURDERER!
* 7:23Finn168719Finn shoots at a guy with a hat
* 7:23WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes to find more survivors
* 7:23Finn168719Finn: I tried to shoot the murderer's wheels
* Finn: So he can't escape.
* 7:23Beckitten27Beck: i just want to see my friends already!
* 7:24Sling KingA guy with a hat rides another hoverboard with a shield
* 7:24TheEnderGamerSreegee: Should I go catch him?
* 7:24Hiddenlich
* Beck drives through the town of Freestalk, which is currently in flames
* 7:24Finn168719Finn: Yea.
* 7:24Hiddenlich
* There are hooded figures on the streets, just staring at her as she passes through
* 7:24Sling KingA guy with a hat aims a rocket launcher at Sling King's car
* 7:25Beckitten27Beck: ???
* 7:25TheEnderGamerSreegee teleports and grabs a guy with a hat by the face and throws him on the ground
* 7:25Sling KingA guy with a hat shoots the car
* 7:25TheEnderGamerHe misses
* 7:25Finn168719due to the fact that he was thrown to the ground
* 7:25TheEnderGamerCause he was falling at the time
* ye
* 7:26Sling KingA guy with a hat aims the rocket launcher at Sreegee
* 7:26Finn168719Finn aims the shotgun at a guy with a hat and shoots him in the face
* 7:26TheEnderGamerSreegee kicks it away
* 7:26Hiddenlich
* The hooded figures stop Beck at the exit of the town
* 7:26Sling KingA guy with a hat runs and shoots Sling King's car engines
* 7:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello!? Anybody there!?
* 7:27Sling KingHe had extra guns
* 7:27Beckitten27Beck: sorry, i can't stick around. i've got friends to get back to.
* 7:27Sling KingThe car explodes
* 7:27Finn168719Finn pulls out the assault rifle and shoots a guy with a hat
* 7:27TheEnderGamerSling King falls out safely
* 7:27Sling KingA guy with a hat: NO!
* 7:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:There's got to be survivors somewhere.
* 7:28HiddenlichAkiro: This is necessary for your safety, miss...
* 7:28Sling KingA guy with a hat shoots a rifle at Sling King
* 7:28Finn168719Finn grabs a knife and grabs a guy with a hat by the throat
* 7:28TheEnderGamerHe misses the shot
* 7:28Finn168719a bullet hits the crown
* 7:28TheEnderGameroh
* well it still missed
* 7:28Finn168719Which a crown fell off
* 7:28HiddenlichAkiro: I will ask you only once, get out of the car.
* 7:28Sling KingIt reflects to Finn's head
* 7:28WaluigiofthegodsAmerica appears
* 7:29Beckitten27Beck: \*gets out of car\* what's even going on?
* 7:29WaluigiofthegodsAmerica:Hey everyone.
* 7:29Sling KingCOUNTRIES WONT HELP SIMON
* 7:29Finn168719Finn ducks down'
* 7:29WaluigiofthegodsAmerica:Have you seen Canada anywhere?
* 7:29Finn168719Finn slits a guy with a hat's throat
* 7:29TheEnderGamerSreegee: He went insane and started thinking we're hallucinations, he's over there \*points to Canada\*
* 7:30HiddenlichAkiro: You shall be assimilated as a citizen of the Insignia of the Black Fist
* 7:30WaluigiofthegodsAmerica:Canada!
* Canada:America!
* 7:30Beckitten27Beck: the what?
* 7:30Finn168719Finn: Let's kill the hooded killers.
* 7:30Sling KingA guy with a hat: BACKUP!
* 7:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada:At least there's one survivor.
* 7:30Sling KingA guy with a hat is dead
* 7:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada and America hug eachother
* 7:30HiddenlichAkiro: You will join our brethren
* Akiro: You will fight for the victorious, and help us establish true democracy in this fallen world.
* 7:31Sling KingMillions of guys with hats in helicopters shoot Sling King
* 7:31TheEnderGamerSling King dodges
* 7:31Beckitten27Beck: you're confusing me, and i don't really think i'm interested...
* 7:31TheEnderGamerSreegee shoots them down
* 7:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you another survivor?
* 7:31Sling KingYou can't control my character
* 7:31TheEnderGameroh
* srry
* The shots miss
* There
* 7:32Sling KingIt's fine
* 7:32TheEnderGamerBetter?
* 7:32Sling KingYes
* 7:32TheEnderGamerk
* Anyways
* 7:32HiddenlichAkiro: Let me put it this way. You can walk out of this town and head to the next, but you will not be safe from our blade
* 7:32Sling KingGuys with hats burn Sling King
* 7:32HiddenlichAkiro: Or you could stay here and help restore freedom to this part of the world
* 7:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you gonna kill me?
* 7:33TheEnderGamerSreegee throws water at Sling King
* 7:33Beckitten27Beck: i'm really not sure what to do
* 7:33HiddenlichAkiro: We can teach you.
* 7:33Finn168719Finn: Just turn all the guys with a hat into gold!
* 7:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Who are you?
* 7:34TheEnderGamerSreegee eats an ice flower
* 7:34HiddenlichAkiro: But you need to be willing
* 7:34Sling KingA guy with a hat blast Sling King
* 7:34TheEnderGamerSreegee shoots ice balls at all the men with hats
* 7:34HiddenlichAkiro: You still have the choice of moving on
* 7:34TheEnderGamerHe gets frozen before he blasts him
* 7:34Sling KingWhen will you let him die?
* 7:34TheEnderGamerNEVAR
* 7:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I mean the guy that's trying to help this world.
* 7:34Sling KingSrsly
* 7:34Beckitten27Beck: i feel like i don't have enough information
* 7:34TheEnderGamerSreegee shoots sushi bombs at all of them
* 7:34HiddenlichAkiro: Then go
* 7:34TheEnderGamerThey blow up
* srsly.
* 7:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wanna help!
* 7:35Hiddenlich
* A hooded black fist member gets in the caravan, and drives off
* Akiro: You better get moving...
* 7:36Finn168719Finn: Shall we head south to deal with the hooded killer?
* 7:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please spare me!
* 7:36Sling KingSling King disappears into nothing
* 7:36Beckitten27Beck: \*hurries away\* i hope i didn't screw up...
* 7:36TheEnderGamerHow?
* 7:36Finn168719Finn: Like killing all the hooded killers?
* 7:36TheEnderGamerSling king turns back
* 7:36HiddenlichScott: They aren't a force to be reckoned with.
* Scott: They are many, and they are secretive
* Scott: Anyone in this town could be a member
* 7:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada:How are we gonna repopulate this world?
* 7:37Sling KingSeriously! Let him die
* 7:37Finn168719Finn: I see...
* 7:37TheEnderGamerno
* why should i
* 7:37Sling KingCause he is not your character
* 7:37Finn168719Finn: How do we find out about the members?
* 7:37Hiddenlich
* Sling King is mysteriously shot in the neck
* 7:37Sling KingA guy with a hat: YES!
* 7:38Beckitten27Beck: i hope i see my friends soon...
* 7:38TheEnderGamerThe shot misses
* 7:38Hiddenlich
* No
* 7:38TheEnderGamerThat doesn't change anything
* 7:38HiddenlichIt doesn't miss
* 7:38TheEnderGamerIt does
* 7:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I hope so Beck, although you are giving me hallucinations.
* 7:38HiddenlichDon't you see?
* Sling King controls Sling King
* If he isn't willing to keep him alive, then someone can kill him
* 7:39TheEnderGamerFine
* 7:39Hiddenlich
* Beck can see the town from a hil
* Hill
* 7:39Sling KingThat's what i was telling you Sreegee
* 7:39TheEnderGamerI'm not Sreegee
* But it don't matter
* 7:40HiddenlichSrarvis: ...
* 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat: YES! Now, who to kill next?
* 7:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yourself.
* 7:40Beckitten27Beck: i'm almost there!
* 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat: Right!
* 7:40Hiddenlich
* The shooter attempts to snipe A guy with a hat
* 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat deflects the shot back
* 7:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello?
* 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat: Oh i see.
* 7:41Finn168719Finn: Maybe kill the hooded killers.
* 7:42Beckitten27Beck: \*keeps moving towards the town\*
* 7:42Sling KingA guy with a hat finds the shooter
* A guy with a hat: Who are you?
* 7:42HiddenlichShooter: \*Voice modifier - Deep Setting\* You know who I am...
* 7:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Anybody there?
* 7:42HiddenlichShooter: You've hired me for every hit you wanted on your kill list
* 7:43Sling KingA guy with a hat: Oh, you! But... You were dead!
* 7:43HiddenlichShooter: That's what I made everyone think.
* Shooter: I am a wanderer. A lone wanderer.
* Shooter: When I get too attached, I disappear
* Shooter: And I kill...
* 7:44Sling KingA guy with a hat: I see....
* Brb
* 7:44TheEnderGamerj
* k
* 7:45Beckitten27Beck: i want my friends...
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 7:45TheEnderGamerWhere is Beck?
* Still in the UFO?
* 7:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I want survivors.
* 7:46TheEnderGamerSreegee: WE'RE ALL SURVIVORS!
* 7:46Finn168719Beck was in freestalk
* 7:46TheEnderGamerWhat's that look like?
* 7:46Hiddenlich
* Beck is less than a mile away
* 7:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No your not! Your just hallucinations!
* 7:47Beckitten27Beck: almost there!
* 7:47Finn168719Finn kicks Canada in the crotch
* 7:47TheEnderGamerSreegee: We're not.
* Sreegee: Go see a doctor.
* Sreegee: You'll see you aren't hallucinating.
* 7:48Finn168719Canada notices that he has functioning anti-hallucination pills on his pocket
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 7:48TheEnderGamerHe'll be back
* Don't worry
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 7:49TheEnderGamerSee?
* 7:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada eats a anti-hallucination pill.
* 7:50Beckitten27Beck: so close, yet so far...
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 7:52Sling KingThe Doctor suddenly pops back up
* Doctor: I'm back!
* back
* 7:53TheEnderGamerwb
* 7:53Beckitten27Beck: my friends probably miss me and stuff
* 7:53HiddenlichShooter: I cannot heal the wounds I have created in people's lives
* 7:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please go away hallucinations.
* 7:53HiddenlichShooter: But I can kill the person who pulled the trigger...
* 7:54TheEnderGamerSreegee: \*sigh\* I miss Beck.
* 7:54HiddenlichShooter aims his sniper at A man with a hat
* 7:54TheEnderGamerSreegee: I AM NOT A HALLUCINATION!
* 7:54Finn168719Canada realizes that he is not hallucinating
* 7:54HiddenlichShooter: Assassins are only weapons. Their contractors are the ones who pull the trigger
* 7:54WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Wait, your still there. Maybe i need another one.
* 7:55Beckitten27Beck: i want to be with my friends now!
* 7:55Hiddenlich
* Canada has stomach pain
* 7:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada eats another anti-hallucination pill.
* 7:55Sling KingA guy with a hat: Well...
* 7:55Hiddenlich
* Beck is now back in town
* 7:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*groans\*
* 7:55Sling KingDoctor: Canada!
* 7:55TheEnderGamerSreegee: YAY! You're back, beck!
* Sreegee: Lemme try this.
* 7:55Hiddenlich
* Canada has overdosed on drugs he wasn't supposed to use
* 7:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
* 7:56Sling KingDoctor: I can treat that
* 7:56Hiddenlich
* Canada begins to have migraines
* 7:56TheEnderGamerSreegee slaps Canada on the face twice
* 7:56Sling KingDoctor: Hi Canada!
* 7:56Beckitten27Beck: oh hi guys! that was some crazy stuff that happened...
* 7:56HiddenlichShooter shoots his sniper
* 7:56WaluigiofthegodsCanada:The hallucinations are still here! Why isn't this working!?
* 7:56Hiddenlich
* The sound is heard throughout the town
* 7:56Sling KingDoctor: That's cause those are the drugs.
* 7:57Hiddenlich
* The Doctor sees Scott hiding in a trash can
* Scott: I heard a gunshot!
* 7:57TheEnderGamerSreegee slaps Canada's face 5 times
* 7:57Sling KingDoctor: Uhh... Ok?
* 7:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh really. Thanks hallucination.
* 7:57HiddenlichScott: Huh? Didn't you hear it?
* 7:57Sling KingDoctor: Keep hiding.
* Doctor: I did
* 7:58HiddenlichThe shooter hops off the roof
* 7:58TheEnderGamerSreegee: I am not a hallucination
* 7:58Finn168719The shooter lands on Canada
* 7:58Hiddenlich
* He is nowhere near Canada
* 7:58Finn168719oh
* 7:58WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Spare me!
* 7:58Sling KingDoctor: Ok, just sleep till we go away
* 7:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Well Matthew, maybe you need another medication.
* 7:59HiddenlichThe shooter gets into an alley, and takes out a clipboard
* 7:59Beckitten27Beck: what in the world is canada talking about?
* 7:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada walks to the pharmacy, nauseated.
* 7:59Sling KingDoctor follows Canada
* Doctor: What will make you think i'm real?
* 8:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada vomits
* 8:00HiddenlichPharmacist: Please puke in a can, sir.
* 8:00TheEnderGamerSreegee: He thinks we're hallucinations and we actually died
* 8:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your just the ghost of the doctor!
* 8:01Sling KingDoctor: Oh my god, take this in apology \*gives the Phamacist 30$\*
* 8:01Hiddenlich
* Finn sees dark colored jeeps in the midst of the night
* 8:01Finn168719a shaving robot appears and shaves Canada's hair, giving him a bald spot on top of his head
* 8:01HiddenlichPharmacist: No, you keep it. I will have to clean it up later.
* 8:01Finn168719Finn: What the?
* Finn goes to the pharmacy
* 8:02Sling KingDoctor: I'll clean it, i use to be a janitor.
* 8:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*cries in embarassment\*
* 8:02Hiddenlich
* Finn sees the puke blocking the entry way
* 8:02Finn168719Finn: D\*mn it!
* 8:02Sling KingDoctor sprays the puke with extremely clean spray
* 8:02Finn168719The puke disappears and Finn enters the entry way
* 8:02TheEnderGamerSreegee: Are you crying cause you puked?
* 8:02Sling KingDoctor: He is
* 8:03HiddenlichPharmacist: What would you like to purchase?
* 8:03Finn168719Finn: He had a bald spot on top of his head.
* 8:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No hallucination, i'm embarrassed because this robot gave me a haircut that gave me a bald spot.
* 8:03Sling KingDoctor: I need to restock my inventory.
* 8:03Hiddenlich
* Even though the hair will grow back
* 8:03Sling KingDoctor goes behind Finn
* 8:03HiddenlichPharmacist: Specifics?
* 8:03TheEnderGamerSreegee: I AM NOT A STINKING HALLUCINATION!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* 8:04Hiddenlich
* A black hooded man walks into the pharmacy
* 8:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Leave me alone. At this point i feel suicidal.
* 8:04HiddenlichBlack Hooded Man: Join us: Or face the wrath of the Insignia.
* Join us, or
* 8:04Finn168719Finn: How about i destroy you all?
* 8:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you a survivor?
* 8:04Sling KingDoctor: Come with me, here is a wig.
* 8:04TheEnderGamerSreegee: BUT I AM NOT A STINKING HALLUCINATION GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RGGHHHHHH NRGHHHHHH AHHHHH
* 8:04Finn168719Finn shoots a Black Hooded Man in the head
* 8:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Thanks ghost for giving me an embarrassing wig.
* Canada yells
* 8:05Sling KingDoctor: It looks like your actual hair stupid.
* 8:05Hiddenlich
* About 10 seconds later, machine rounds shatter the windows, and the pharmacy is bombarded with bullets
* The pharmacist sounds the alarm
* 8:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I am whissed off!
* 8:06Sling KingDoctor: Come with me!
* 8:06Beckitten27Beck: \*is with the others\* oh great, it's the hooded weirdos
* 8:06Finn168719A bullet hits Canada at the spot where the bladder is located
* 8:06Hiddenlich
* The pharmacist has been shot multiple times in the left arm
* 8:06Sling KingDoctor runs outside
* 8:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Owwww!
* 8:06HiddenlichAkiro grabs Beck by the neck
* 8:07Sling KingDoctor: I can fix you.
* 8:07HiddenlichAkiro: MOVE AND I WILL SLIT HER THROAT!
* 8:07Beckitten27Beck: i get it, i screwed up, now leave me alone
* 8:07WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My hair looks like this! http://img09.deviantart.net/7d98/i/2011/274/7/d/hetalia\_\_\_canada\_by\_jouval-d4bjoi8.png
* 8:07HiddenlichAkiro: Even if you joined us, this town would be burned to the ground.
* 8:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: That is what it looked like stupid.
* 8:07HiddenlichAkiro: Nobody has the right mind to join our cause!
* 8:07Sling KingDoctor: Fine, then take this hair growth formula.
* 8:08Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4BFcWWT52o this plays
* 8:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I hope it looks like my hair.
* 8:09TheEnderGamerdrivin in me mums car http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/venomdrivingtruck.gif
* 8:09Beckitten27Beck: guys, stop ignoring me!
* 8:09Sling KingDoctor: And it does, now come on, i will fix your bladder
* Doctor: Come with us then beck!
* 8:09Beckitten27Beck: um... i can't exactly do that right now
* 8:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:How are you gonna fix me ghost?
* 8:09Finn168719Finn: Who the heck is the Insigmia anyways?
* 8:10Sling KingDoctor: Believe i'm not a ghost and come with me!
* 8:10Beckitten27Beck: they want something to do with "true democracy" or something, they tried to recruit me on my way back to you guys but i refused
* 8:10Finn168719Finn calls Jun
* 8:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:M'kay.
* Who's Jun?
* 8:10Hiddenlich
* Finn doesn't have Jun's number
* 8:11Finn168719Oh
* 8:11HiddenlichWaluigi, let's just say he's a Sniper
* 8:11Finn168719from Halo Reach
* 8:11WaluigiofthegodsM'kay.
* 8:11Hiddenlich
* Hour 12 is over
* 8:12Sling KingDoctor brings Canada to his hospital
* 8:12Beckitten27Beck: is it over now!?
* 8:12Hiddenlich
* But the Purge has not ended
* 8:12WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Is the Purge finally over?
* 8:12Sling KingDoctor: No
* 8:12Beckitten27Beck: it's not over? then i'm screwed...
* 8:12Finn168719Finn: Great, were still surrounded by cultists who shot the pharmacists.
* 8:12Sling KingDoctor: Come on Canada!
* WaluigiofthegodsCanada:M'kay!
* 8:13Hiddenlich
* Akiro puts his hidden blade closer to Beck's neck
* 8:13Sling KingDoctor takes Canada to the ER
* 8:13HiddenlichAkiro: She dies if you move
* 8:13WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Call me Matthew!
* 8:14Beckitten27Beck: i don't want to die!
* 8:14HiddenlichAkiro prepares to stab Beck in the neck
* 8:14Finn168719a gunshot was heard, hitting Akiro in the arm
* 8:14Sling KingDoctor: Ok Matthew
* 8:14Finn168719as someone probably shot him in the arm
* 8:15Sling King2 theoretical hours later
* 8:15Finn168719Finn: Hey Sreegee, what should we do to kill the Cultists?
* 8:15Sling KingDoctor: Go Matthew!
* 8:15Beckitten27Beck: you probably just indirectly killed me you idiots!
* 8:16TheEnderGamerSreegee: I don't know.
* 8:16Hiddenlich
* The Insignia of the Black Fist is storming the town
* 8:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok! What do i do?
* 8:17HiddenlichOlav stabs Canada in the side
* 8:17Sling KingDoctor: Well, take a seat.
* 8:17HiddenlichOlav: DIE BELLIGERANT OF EVIL!
* Olav is about to stab Canada in the heart
* 8:17Sling KingDoctor: If you want treatment, go over there
* 8:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm not evil! I'm the spirit of Canada!
* 8:18Beckitten27Beck: i hope i don't end up dying...
* 8:18Sling KingDoctor: Canada, sit down
* 8:18TheEnderGamerSreegee: Did you lose the ray gun I gave you?
* 8:18Finn168719Finn goes to the emergency exit
* 8:18Hiddenlich
* Is anyone going to stop Olav from killing Canada?
* 8:18TheEnderGamermeh, he's kinda insane
* 8:19Beckitten27Beck: i'd probably be dead before i got to fire it
* 8:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok. \*sits down\*
* 8:19Sling KingDoctor freezes Olav
* 8:19TheEnderGamerWell
* He doesn't deserve to die
* He deserves to be put in a mental instetute
* 8:19Hiddenlich
* Finn is surrounded by 5 Black Fists
* 8:19Sling KingRacist!
* 8:20Beckitten27Beck: \*goes to take out ray gun\*
* 8:20Hiddenlich
* Have you ever heard of the Bosnian Black Hand?
* 8:20Finn168719Finn pulls out the pistol and started shooting at 5 Black Fists
* 8:20Sling Kingoh nvm
* 8:20TheEnderGamerSreegee stabs the black fists with his cursor spear
* Srushee licks them and uses Pivotize on them
* Well one of them atleats
* at leats
* 8:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Aren't you gonna do the surgery?
* 8:21TheEnderGamer

	+ at least
* Sralleo shoots sushi at them
* 8:21Sling KingDoctor: What else do you need? Food, there is steak over there, if you are going to pee, the bathroom is in the hall.
* 8:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm really hungry.
* 8:22Sling KingDoctor:
* Doctor: I have pancakes in the fridge
* 8:23WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok.
* 8:23TheMoarKrabsSquirrel...
* 8:24Hiddenlich
* Finn is approached by a familiar female Assassin
* 8:24Sling KingDoctor:
* Doctor: Maple syrup is also in the fridge
* .
* 8:26Finn168719Finn: Hmm....
* 8:26WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Mmm, these pancakes taste delicious.
* 8:26Finn168719Finn: Looks famililar...
* 8:26Sling KingDoctor: My special recipe
* 8:28WaluigiofthegodsIt's probably Yoko.
* 8:28Finn168719Finn: Who are you supposed to be?
* 8:28Sling Kingwb
* 8:28TheEnderGamerThanks
* I had to reload
* 8:29Sling KingK
* 8:29Finn168719wb
* 8:29TheEnderGamerthx
* 8:29WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm so happy.
* 8:29Beckitten27Beck: \*actually manages to pull out ray gun\*
* 8:30Finn168719Finn: Who are you? You seem familiar...
* 8:30Sling KingDoctor: Ok, sleep or something later
* Someone archive this to a page
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 8:30Beckitten27lich had been doing so
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 8:31Beckitten27
* has
* 8:31Sling Kingno, like now
* 8:31HiddenlichAlly: Finn, I thought you'd be the last person to reject to join our cause
* 8:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada falls asleep
* 8:32Hiddenlich
* Last time I archived it was 8:12
* 8:32Finn168719Finn: So you must be that girl where Beegee, a fakegee i don't remembered, and I had to baby sit in the island...
* 8:32Sling KingPk
* ok
* 8:33Finn168719Finn: Because of the Assassins...
* 8:33HiddenlichAlly: More like defend our dojo from being destroyed by the Assassins
* 8:33Finn168719Finn: Okay.
* 8:34Beckitten27Beck: i guess i'm no longer being noticed?
* 8:34HiddenlichAlly: I have Assassin heritage. I thought it was only appropriate to explore it more
* 8:34Sling KingShould i go now
* ?
* 8:34HiddenlichAssassin: RAHHH!!!
* An assassin attempts to slice Beck in half
* 8:35Finn168719Finn: So that explains the Black Fists trying to kill people randomly.
* 8:35Sling KingShould i?
* 8:35HiddenlichAlly: After training for years, other Assassins and I decided to perform a coup, and kill this region's ties to the old Brotherhood
* That's your choice
* 8:35Sling KingOk bye
* 8:35Hiddenlich
* 8:35TheEnderGamerBai
* 8:36HiddenlichAlly: That formed the Insignia of the Black Fists.
* 8:36WaluigiofthegodsNo
* 8:36HiddenlichAlly: You may look down on our methods, but it is necessary when this area of the galaxy is controlled by the Templars...
* 8:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: Oh sorry, I was playing a game. Who are you?
* 8:36Finn168719Finn: Okay...
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 8:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada is left alone, to die.
* 8:37Finn168719Finn: Okay okay....
* 8:37HiddenlichCodsworth: You don't need to kill innocent civilians to make a point!
* Ally: Ha! Do you know how hard it is to say something when the authorities could put a bullet through your skull at any minute?
* 8:38Finn168719Finn: Um, it doesn't have a skull.
* 8:38Beckitten27Beck: i think i was just find with being ignored...
* 8:39HiddenlichCodsworth: That does not excuse your actions!
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 8:39HiddenlichAlly: Typical from a slave to the Templar Order.
* 8:39Beckitten27Beck: what are you even talking about?
* 8:40HiddenlichAlly: If you only knew the truth you would realize how controlled we are
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 8:40Jareck.smith....
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 8:40Beckitten27Beck: you're confusing me
* 8:41Jareck.smith....
* 8:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Bored.
* 8:41Jareck.smith....
* 8:41HiddenlichCodsworth: You are all free! You are just too blind to see the fact that our government cares
* 8:41Jareck.smith...
* 8:41HiddenlichCodsworth: You have been clouded by-
* Ally: SHUT UP!
* 8:41Jareck.smith?
* 8:41Hiddenlich
* Ally shoves a rock in Codsworth's thruster
* 8:41Finn168719Finn: Let me guess. First, That Yoko from the YCvsWMverse called me a slave of Weegee Monster, besides that i killed Weegee Monster by shooting it in the back.
* 8:41Jareck.smith........ I don't know if I'm leaving or staying
* 8:42Finn168719Finn yawns
* 8:42Hiddenlich
* Codsworth's thruster explodes, and he powers down
* 8:42Beckitten27Beck: no one ever tells me anything!
* 8:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts sobbing
* Canada:I wish Simon was here.
* 8:42Jareck.smith....
* 8:42HiddenlichAlly: What is the point of telling anyone anything when they don't understand the point I am trying to make
* Ally unsheathes her hidden blades
* 8:43Beckitten27Beck: please don't kill me...
* 8:43HiddenlichAlly: You both don't realize this, but the Black Fists are closer than ever to liberate this cesspool.
* 8:43Finn168719Finn: Not sure, I need to kill that overpowered Dinosaur named Yoshi Cupcrake right now after i killed Weegee Monster.
* 8:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I just need a friend.
* 8:44Beckitten27Beck: from what?
* 8:44Finn168719Finn: What are you going to do? stab me or something?
* 8:44HiddenlichAlly: The Templar Order! They are corrupt and arrogant rulers of most of this galaxy
* 8:44Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
* 8:45HiddenlichAlly: Weegee, El Despos, NourGodly, Arl'Chong, everyone!
* 8:45Beckitten27Beck: well, i do think the purge is stupid and too dangerous. but that's my only complaint.
* 8:45HiddenlichAlly: The Purge is done. It's only a matter of time before the government puts it to full rest.
* 8:46WaluigiofthegodsCanada lies in his hospital bed, alone.
* 8:46Finn168719Finn: Not sure if you remembered the Flying Polypops incident.
* 8:47WaluigiofthegodsSimon's ghost looks at Canada.
* 8:47Beckitten27Beck: i was busy at the time, sorry
* 8:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon's ghost:It's okay Matthew, you still have me.
* 8:48HiddenlichAlly: Enough talk. Time to put an end to you all!
* 8:48Finn168719Finn: Which i think i was the last one to be captured by the Flying Polypops.
* Finn: Including the Caretakers such as Beegee the wannabe barbarian?
* 8:49Beckitten27Beck: what changes do you plan to bring about?
* 8:50TheEnderGamerWoah Finn, when did you change your pic?
* 8:50Finn168719Because i'm bored
* 8:50TheEnderGamerk
* I like it
* Reminds me of Kratos
* 8:51HiddenlichAlly attacks Finn
* 8:51Finn168719He is wearing Kratos' tattoos and had a scar on the right eye
* Finn pulls out the Demon Blood Sword
* Finn: How about i roast you into turkey?
* Finn kicks Ally in the stomach
* 8:52TheEnderGamerOk
* Sreegee: You want me to help you, Finn?
* 8:52Finn168719Finn: Let the caretaker take care of it.
* Finn throws a fireball at Ally
* Finn: Now i had to repair Codsworth now.
* 8:53TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ok then.
* 8:53HiddenlichAlly's arm is on fire
* Ally: ARGH!
* 8:53Beckitten27Beck: ally, all i have to say is that i thought you were my friend...
* 8:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*sigh\* This is gonna be a looong day.
* 8:53Hiddenlich
* 2 Black Fists attack Finn
* 8:53Finn168719Finn started manipulating the fire to burn the Black Fists and Ally
* Finn: \*thinking\* It's time for me to drill now.
* Kamina's tattoos appeared on Finn
* Finn swings his Demon Blood Sword at the Black Fist