HOW TO GET VIEWS

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So you won't know what to get views where you came to the right place. All you got ta do is sell your soul to the god, Danny DeVito and now tell you how to get those sweet, sweet views, there's playing methods on how to do this.

For instance, look great, you know the thing that all your favorite youtubers like to show off like it's Christmas every month, but instead of getting what you want is filler filler but you'll still see. Oh, That's, nice, so that you can justify your purchase. But every so often you get something that you actually want, like a teacher with a game you like on it or if it was wife, pain, three hundred twelve dollars for a 12 month subscription right.

Well, I'm gonna teach you how to do an unboxing video. First off, you always got ta sound like your breath, like your asthmatic, they just ran a marathon. You also got ta, give absolutely no information at all about the am the year Unbox and other than obvious stuff that you could see, because you know you have eyes or lastly, try to fumble around as much as possible when you try to open the box because For some reason you can load the camera to your hand in the Parkinson's that you've developed during the video doesn't help either.

Oh boy, he gave a boy doing. I see unboxing video, oh we're going on box just saw the special edition for the xbox 360. It's just on your back each year, Jeff sure xbox, 360 Again and it's a player's one game content download see it's a special edition in revenge, selves ever shake.

This is the right really. If you you have a focus. You okay, increase your luggage shop, Joker.

It seems like a big box as well must have a lot in it. Okay, oh, don't forget: okay, that's it there! So let's go! Let's go the game, so I don't mind up the sister. I didn't buy this pre-owned.

It's a there's: a game costs more than a palm Oil sauce release and there this is it. You believe this. That's it [ \_\_ ] cards, I playing cards, he'll, open, four digit up a new HP, French [, \_\_, ] playing cards and tarot cards.

Ok, shall I you know if I want to be a [ \_\_ ], which I could do tarot cards. I guess it's the outside, I'm not impressed either. That's it for this young boxes, video! You! I see note about your video [ \_\_ ] unbox, my virginity.

Yeah, that was definitely something. Let's never do that again: Oh prank videos and You better put pranks and quotations because I'm not sure that killing their best me as much of a prank buffer gets views who really gives a [ \_\_ ]. So I'm pepper knows what I'm talking about is not right: God he's [, \_\_, ] scary, just look at his dead eyes.

Basically, what I'm trying to say here is make a controversial video. That's gonna have shock value to it and you'll get views at the same time. You'll lose your self-respect and everyone will hate you Pop you'll be rich.

So, who gives a [ \_\_ ], hey Ruby, wanna get pranked you wanna get pranked will get brunch, hey anything for views. You could always do a face. Reveal I mean that guy les pj mayor fingers nemours.

He made like 10 videos like leading up to face, reveal and [ \_\_ ] plot twists turns out he's a human being. After all, he has a normal face like the rest of us, but hey. I won't end on this.

Face reveal hype. So here's me Oh age, 10. Now this next one, I will admit such the One I do enjoy if the person in the video is entertaining and has a good personality.

What I'm talking about is gaming videos hell even I do them, but in my opinion there are a lot of bad ones where there is minimal effort put in and minimal, like that. One kid that police minecraft on xbox and records up with his dad's phone welcome to my minecraft. Let's play episode.

Part 1. We're gon na go for a hundred parts hype, we're going to get That 100 heart height, who doesn't love minecraft like right. My back in two thousand, no love it who knows, but anyway, minecraft am I right.

It doesn't know some of that. Give me some of those blocks. Oh, oh, oh, that was a close one.

Almost done haha. I kill me and now that I've officially done a minecraft with you. I have no a pedophile or the guy that barely talks and when he does it's pretty [ \_\_ ] boring today we're playing this so learn.

It's a cookie, Don't mind the background noises. Just this is a video again, oh well, if you want to see more videos like this, like it subscribe, I mean I kind of lied about the Minecraft one, because you know that one isn't popular. That's not going to get your views, but still it exists and that's the problem, but the second one does exist and it's popular I've seen a few youtubers have a couple million subscribers not going to name any names, because I'm not a [ \_\_, ] Idiot, but Yeah, that's the kind of stuff that they do when they speakers are like just repetition, and it's just boring, and I can't understand it and it makes me want to kill myself, but then there's also the good side.

We're, like you know if it's edited and stuff, which is something I really like. Obviously I mean I that my own videos takes a few hours and that's good quality content for the stuff. That's edited a normal mind because you know my dessert [ \_\_ ], but Some of my favorite youtubers they'll edit their videos for hours and it does take a while for the videos to come out and it's actually worth it.

It's better to have quality over quantity. With this type of stuff, I mean you could always do vlogs, because apparently daily vlogs is a thing like your life. Is that great that you can make vlogs daily and still have them be? Entertaining I mean yeah I'd be a vlogger too.

If I wasn't so scared to go side sure she real scary World out there in Scotland of the whole loss, stubborn and ball, and it's no good - oh yeah, no [, \_\_ ] that Georgia will go back to my safe space and last but not least, there's Always drama alert if you do something bad, let's say I don't know racist homophobic. I I know you did a prank against your dog. Where you look like you're gonna stop it I mean you could end up on trauma alert.

I mean the easiest way. Is racism so we'll give it a Go? I hate white people does work a my own drama alert. No, oh wait! I forgot you have to say I hate neck.

Well, that's it for this video. It was kind of a weird and different one. No! No! I just fire would be funny to do and if you guys enjoyed you could subscribe, you know that'd be great Mead.

You don't have to if you don't wan na, but like the video as well, and you know, if it's not cringey, you can share it with your mates. That would help me out as well. So thanks for Watching see you guys for the next one.

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* The colored bottles are meant to be Nuka-Cola.