Elon Musk (Earth-111416)

## Brainiac

*"I'm the most powerful person in the world! I could start a nuclear war and win in a week! That's the power I have! That's why I'm a billionaire! Ha ha ha HA! Ha ha ha HA! Ha ha! I'm so d-d-d-d-dope!"*
―Elon Musk's infamously stupid quote
**Elon Musk** was a billionaire investor turned the megalomaniac cyborg supervillain **Brainiac**, following a traumatic trip through time.

## Biography

### Trip Through Time and Space

Elon Musk's company, SpaceX, sent a Tesla Roadster into space. It would later crash into both the Falcon 9 rocket and KFC's Zinger-1. These events were later prevented by Captain America while he was traveling through time, though this caused the Roadster to enter Earth's orbit, crashing into Musk's bedroom.

The SpaceX founder was sent driven into the streets, in the nude, screaming about how "God was punishing him". He spent the next few nights sleeping in a Kentucky Fried Chicken parking lot, before getting hit by lightning in the middle of an empty street, which sent him back to the time of the dinosaurs, where he had to spend the next few nights sleeping in an abandoned KFC that was temporally displaced.

He was eventually rescued by the Time Force Power Rangers and transported to his own time, where he attempted to sue Captain America and the Justice League for the damage of his bedroom, but the Supreme Court ruled against his claim. He attempted to join the Avengers by inventing a suit that would allow him to channel the negative feelings he had toward Captain America and the Justice League, but the team turned him down because he was too angry.

He was then hit by another bolt of lightning that sent him back to the year 1985, where he was hit by Dr. Emmett Brown's time machine DeLorean, transporting him into the year 2001. He found himself in the Twin Towers just before they were collapsed on September 11, 2001, and was forced to sleep in the wreckage for the next few days until he was rescued by the New Warriors, a group of costumed warriors recruited to assist the Avengers whenever they fell behind.

However, he was frightened by the arrival of Snowflake and Safespace and fled, only to be hit by a truck driven by a guy that the New Warriors had hypnotized to help them control traffic in the midst of the chaos caused by 9/11.

He was then taken to the New Warrior headquarters in the Ambrose Building, where he was given a new cybernetically-enhanced body, before being taken to a massive underground complex, where he was inducted into the team by Billy Batson, aka Captain Marvel. However, these events were erased from the timeline when Captain America went back in time to stop 9/11 from ever happening, sending him flying aimlessly through the Time Vortex until he was hit by the TARDIS, where he met the Fourth Doctor, who explained the Time Vortex to him.

He asked the Doctor to send him back to his time, when they were interrupted by a battle between Captain Victory's Galactic Rangers, a costumed team of intergalactic warriors led by Captain Victory, and a massive coalition of aliens known as the Badoon, who were led by their Queen. Thankfully, it was a simple misunderstanding between the Galactic Rangers and the Badoon, as the Queen was just a friendly old lady, who was able to get the Rangers and the Badoon to forget about their differences and work together to stop the Cybermen from enslaving the entire human race.

However, Elon Musk was inspired by the Cybermen, and planned to build them in his time by starting a new company, Cybus Industries. The Daleks then attacked the TARDIS, where he was hit by a Temporal Weapon Dalek's temporal cannon, sending him back to 2001, where he stole a truck in an attempt to steal parts from a military base so he could build his own TARDIS.

However, he was hypnotized by the New Warriors, and forced to help them control traffic following 9/11. However, he hit himself from the past, which caused a temporal paradox, sending him into the year 2028. He found himself inside a KFC in Detroit, where he met Colonel Robocop, who told him he would be arrested if he tried to steal the secret KFC recipe for Double Double Cheeseburger Chicken Burgers, which was a thing in the year 2028.

He tried to find out if his company still existed in 2028, and whether Cybus Industries even existed as a legal entity yet, when he was interrupted by a battle between the Robocop and a rebellious uprising of androids created by CyberLife, a company that wanted to use the Matrix's technology to create androids that would serve as slave labor for their wealthy employers.

He was then forced to retreat back to the KFC, where he was knocked out by a falling KFC sign, before waking up on the floor of a KFC in the year 2099. He met Miguel O'Hara, the Spider-Man of the future, who told him that he was in the year 2099, when he was interrupted by a battle between the Sinister Six (a group of 21st Century villains who had been brought to 2099 by a time-hopping spell created by Doctor Strange on accident) and the Avengers of 2099.

He was hit by a time spell fired by Dr. Voodoo, and was sent to the year 2455 in the Camp Crystal Lake Research Facility, where he met Jason X, a cybernetic serial killer. Before he was butchered by Jason, a time portal oepned up, transporting him into a dystopian future San Angeles, where he was ambushed by two Blade Runners who mistook him for a replicant. He was saved by the arrival of a third Blade Runner, who revealed himself to be Roy Batty in disguise.

Elon was then attacked by Roy Batty, who mistook him for Eldon Tyrell, and knocked out. Him being knocked out made his cells, which were malfunctioning from the frequent time traveling, begin to age extremely quickly. However, Doctor saved him when he arrived in the TARDIS, deaging him and sending him back to his own time.

### The Rise and Fall of Brainiac

When he arrived back in the 21st Century, days after the Tesla Roadster crashed into his bedroom, he immediately poured billion of dollars into founding Cybus Industries, a subsidiary of Tesla. However, he then found out both Tesla and SpaceX's stock had plummeted thanks to the crash, and he had invested most of his money into these two companies. John Lumic, a rival business tycoon, bought out Cybus Industries in a hostile takeover, which Elon didn't see a dime for.

Elon spent the rest few years in abject poverty, forced to sleep in KFC parking lots, before he was saved by his next great idea, the the Hyperloop, a high-speed transportation system. Left bankrupt and entirely without resources, he began stealing parts from his competitors, such as the magnetic levitation train parts from Cybus (and getting his revenge putting a few of their trains off-line with an electromagnetic pulse attack), stealing them from a warehouse in his spare time using a forklift truck.

He stole various other parts from numerous rival companies, including Stark Industries, LexCorp, Aperture Science, and S.T.A.R. Labs. He also used to parts build a Tesla Cybertruck with a flux capacitor and modify himself with cybernetic parts similar to recreate the perfect cybernetic body he was given by the New Warriors.

His cybernetic brain was able to process enormous amounts of data incredibly quickly, much quicker than a human brain, and he became a genius in many fields, although his ideas were still mostly considered as pipe dreams by the mainstream and were mocked by them. His newfound intelligence caused him to become even more of a megalomaniac, and he began to believe he could actually succeed where others had failed, and that he could actually conquer the world.

He began calling himself "Brainiac", and he set his sights on a much more extreme goal than just a successful transportation system. He started working with the terrorist group A.I.M and founded Advanced Megalomanufacturing Gigalomaniacs, and began attacking and conquering major cities across the globe, starting with New York City, which he renamed "New Musk City". He built several Hyperloop pods in Times Square, planning to send them crashing into a school bus full of children, the Twin Towers, the Ambrose Building, and the KFC headquarters. However, the pods malfunctioned, and he was forced to send the pods flying away from the buildings, crushing him against the side of the pod on impact. He was only slightly damaged, however, since the pods had mostly failed due to his incompetence.

The superhero team called the Alpha Flight, who worked with Brainiac's former company SpaceX, were able to destroy the headquarters of A.M.G. and stop the trains from crashing into the buildings. While he escaped thanks to the Cybertruck's hover technology, he accidentally flew into the Twin Towers, and the impact caused them to collapse, killing everyone in proximity to the towers. This caused the Cybertruck's flux capacitor to short out, erasing him from existence.

### Legacy (or lack thereof)

Following his death, Lex Luthor stole the idea of the Hyperloop and built several in Metropolis. Tesla's cars began to melt down and explode en masse, destroying every single trace of Tesla's legacy. SpaceX was then bought out by Kentucky Fried Chicken and used to send more fried chicken into space. Elon Musk was quickly forgotten by history.