Halal Wars

The First Battle of the Withers during the Fourth Halal War

The **Halal Wars** were a major series of conflicts fought by a coalition primarily consisting of the Lancer Fanclub (Taliban), r/home, and the Empire of Greater Gex, against Western Sahara.

## History

### Background

*Main article:* Founding of the Lancer Fanclub
On October 29, 2021, following an attack on a Solorigate-Syndicate property, Ian, Alice, and Sayori founded the Lancer Fanclub, otherwise known as the Taliban. The three, along with some new members, continued to perform attacks in the Obama Continent, until a rift began against Sayori, after he detonated TNT inside the terrorist organization's headquarters, causing Sayori to be demoted from the position of Sexy Person, forming a bad relation between the Lancer Fanclub and Sayori's country, Western Sahara.

### First War

*Main article:* First Halal War
On November 12, 2021, Sayori bombed the Taliban HQ after attempting to leave the organization following his demotion. In response, the Lancer Fanclub announced a war on Western Sahara.

On November 13, Ian traveled to Western Sahara to begin an attack. In the ensuing battle, Sayori was killed by Ian in a duel, with minor assistance from Spibinator. After the battle, Ian proposed a peace deal: if Western Sahara declared war on the Republic of Polaris, they would once again become allies with the Lancer Fanclub. Sayori accepted the terms, and the war was concluded.

### Second War

*Main articles:* Second Halal War and Treaty of Bombs
On November 17, 2021, only a few days after the peace agreement in the First Halal War, Sayori once more attacked the Taliban HQ. As a result, the Taliban re-declared war on Western Sahara, with r/home and the Empire of Greater Gex joining the Taliban only a few days later.

After a burning campaign in Western Sahara by Luke and Doofenshmirtz, the two sides met in Gravel Post to sign a peace treaty. The treaty, named the Treaty of Bombs and sponsored by Pepsi, detailed that Sayori would have to stop attacking properties of the Taliban and its allies, in exchange for peace.

### Fourth War

*Main article:* Fourth Halal War
On November 21, 2021, Sayori attacked the Taliban HQ for a third time, going against the terms of the Treaty of Bombs. In response, all coalition members from the Second Halal War once again declared war on Western Sahara. On December 3, r/home and Greater Gex signed the Treaty of Western Sahara in response to the wars, forming the League of Legends military alliance between the two nations.

Following a Wither attack on Western Sahara, Sayori filed a war criminal suit against r/home and Greater Gex. The case was taken to court on December 13, 2021, and concluded in the favor of the coalition. After the trial, Sayori was forced to sign the Treaty of Tesco, concluding the war and temporarily banishing Sayori to an island north of spawn, called Wiping Island.

### Soooo Not Halal War

*Main article:* Soooo Not Halal War
On December 27, 2021, after a short time of peace, Ian discovered that Sayori had stripped one of the logs in his house, a violation of the Treaty of Tesco. Due to this, r/home and Greater Gex declared war on Western Sahara, causing Sayori to begin an attack in r/home. After being pushed back to Western Sahara, Sayori was killed by Luke and Ian, resulting in the loss of his final canon life.

After the war, popbob was named as Sayori's successor as the Führer of Western Sahara, an office which he would assume later the same day.

### Haram War and Fall of Western Sahara

*Main article:* Haram War
On December 28, 2021, Hausemaster, having learnt that popbob was the new leader of Western Sahara, traveled to the country to begin an attack. In retaliation, popbob launched his own attack on the Gexan state of Gravel Post. Seeing popbob's attack, Hausemaster got aid from r/home and, later, Greater Gex.

popbob ended losing his final canon life in the war, leaving Western Sahara defenseless, allowing the League of Legends to easily occupy the country. With the Treaty of Donda, the League of Legends would use the Western Sahara territory to establish the Kingdom of Donda puppet state, dissolving Western Sahara and ending the Halal Wars.

### Aftermath

The Kingdom of Donda would be gradually developed in the days following its founding, primarily by Alice and Ian. Sayori and popbob were both buried in Donda on January 14, 2022, along with football coach John Madden.