2020 BnL 500

The 7th race of the 2020 Piston Cup Season. This race was won by Jackson Storm. George New-Win placed last but at least he finished the race (he blew an engine but it was repaired and he rejoined). Eric Braker missed the race due to a crash in testing.

## Transcript

### Steve Revkins Funeral (takes place 1 day before race)

Reporter: Steve Revkins, father of former Piston Cup Racer Lee Revkins died few days ago and today is his funeral. Steve was 70 years old. Lots of attending racers in Houston including Cal Weathers and The King, Lightning McQueen, Johnny Blamer, Todd Marcus, Ralph Carlow, Darren Leadfoot, Murray Clutchburn, Dale Earnhardt Jr, and Winford Bradford Rutherford.

Lee (crying): No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHY!

Cal: It's ok Lee.

The King: Exactly what my nephew said.

Johnny: Oh man! It's so sad because my dad died too! (starts to cry)

Todd (crying): I CRIED EVEN HARDER THAN RIGHT NOW WHEN MY DADDY DIED IN 2006 DURING THE BNL 500! DADDY! DADDY DADDY DADDY! COME BACK!

Dale Jr, (crying): Yes Me Too!. DADDY! DADDY! COME BACK! AHHHHHH!

Lightning: Crap! Now it's Johnny, Todd, Dale Jr, and Lee crying!

Ralph: It's ok Lee. You helped me when that evil backup racer of mine said bad things to me so I want to help you now with your dad's death.

Murray and Darren: Yeah!

Murray: You even finished with me in 1998 Lee!

Lee (crying): Thank you Ralph but THIS IS SO TERRIBLE!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE HE DIED!!!!

Anne Revkins (crying): Steve you were the best husband ever (cries 4 times more)

Johnny (crying): AND MY MOM IS IN BAD HEALTH AND SHE MIGHT DIE TOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Lightning: The King! Please do something! Its now Lee, Todd, Lee's mom, Dale Jr, and Johnny crying!

The King: It's gonna be ok. It's gonna be ok Lee, Todd, Dale Jr, Anne, and Johnny.

Lee (crying): NO IT’S NOT! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (bawls)

Johnny (crying and sings): HEYYEYAAYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA (bawls)

Dale Jr (crying): DADDY! DADDY! DADDY COME BACK! SCREW YOU NIGHTDONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dale Jr´s Echo says "NIGHTDONA!" 4 Times and the last say "DAYTONA!" Instead of "NIGHTDONA!")

Dale Jr (Stop): Uh Uh My echo must be BROKEN! (cries again)

Todd: Well me and Anne have stopped crying but POOR LEE, DALE JR, AND JOHNNY ARE STILL GOING, JOHNNY I’M SO SORRY FOR BULLYING YOU IN 2005!

Johnny (bawling): APOLOGY ACCEPTED BUT WHY! LEE’S DAD DIED AND IT’S NOT FAIR! AAGHAGAHAHAHHAHAGAH!

Winford: It’s ok Lee, Johnny, and Dale Jr

Ralph: Yeah it’s ok

(Dale Jr. stops crying)

TBA

### Race

Chick Hicks: LETS GO RACING!!!

(Insert Cruz and Storm breaking away from the rest of the racers)

Chick Hicks: With 15 Laps to go this will be the final streches of pit stops excluding a caution. The Team IGNTR has elected to take no tires but Cruz has took all four tires so JACKSON STORM TAKES THE LEAD!

Natalie: You know he won't keep that lead though it's been nearly been 70 laps since the last pit stop, those tire are bound to be old.

Chick Hicks: Jackson has a five second lead!

(Cruz slowly gains on Jackson Storm until the final 3 laps more narrating)

Chick Hicks: CRUZ IS RIGHT THERE

Natalie: They go into turn one a--

Chick Hicks: THEY ARE SIDE BY SIDE

Natalie: Will you calm down and be a professional? anyways (insert talking about Cruz regaining on Storm)

Chick Hicks: IN THE FINAL LAP AND A HALF JACKSON STORM AND CRUZ ARE ONLY A CAR LENGTH AWAY WILL THEY WIN OR CRASH THEMSELVES AND LET THE OVER DRIVERS PASS?!

Natalie: They go into Turn 1 but Cruz hasn't made a pass yet she could easily just make a bump and run to pass him.

(Ray Reverham: Block her! Block Her!)

Natalie: Cruz has outlined Storm and got a huge run into the straightaway she has almost passed him!

(Crowd cheers massively)

Jackson Storm: YOU WON'T PASS ME THIS TIME YOU WERE, ARE AND WILL NEVER BE A REAL RACER. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

(Jackson Storm then turns her by her quarter panel)

Natalie: JACKSON STORM TURNS CRUZ INTO THE WALL ON THE PENULTIMATE TURN AND CREATES A 25 CAR CRASH.

Chick Hicks: And Jackson Storm wins after that huge wreck!

Natalie: Hopefully Cruz is ok.

Lightning McQueen (Crew Chief): Cruz? Hello?

### Post Race Interview

Interviewer: How do think the Piston Cup sanctioning body will reprimand you for your 'controversial' action against Cruz Ramirez.

Jackson Storm: Well Chick did it and lots of other people did it so I don't see why I should get penalised but I will anyway since Dinoco and Cruz are the Piston Cup golden boys. Being honest I don't care about the points battle anyways, all I want to do is win which I do a lot.

Interviewer: Did you intend to seriously hurt Cruz and the other competitors?

Jackson Storm: Well it was just a racing accident, rubbing is racing in my eyes and I do anything to win. I'm a very hard worker after all (Gives a taunting smile and winks at the camera)

Interviewer: But you still wrecked out a lot of cars and title contenders.

Jackson Storm: Well just unfortunate coincidence (prideful attitude.)

Interviewer: How do you think this could affect your reputation as a racer and commercially.

Jackson Storm: I already am a badman in the Piston Cup, I was a long time ago also I don't care at all about commerce. I know some salty Danica Pontiac aka Cruz fans who never even watch the races will come at me and send me hate mail but I don't care go send me it.

Interviewer: Thanks for spending time to answer the questions Storm.

Storm: Gotta go anyway getting an escort.

Dan McBrakes: Wow, Jackson sure was rude, I don't think I can be backup for that action, I am leaving IGNTR.