Tryptamine

> *"I'm just here to play chess (not to get you to cyberfuck me)" ~ Tryptamine*
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#### **The Original Cyber-Fuckboy**

Tryptamine is a user from sociopath-community.com who knows how to make the best out of a bad life situation. Despite being a college dropout whom lives at his grandmother's house, this man said "not today!" and set out beat the odds. In this quest for the finer things in life, Tryptamine AKA **Brian** discovered the internet and to his surprise learned that not only could he fulfill his lifelong dream of getting endless supplies of pussy, he could do it on a budget! And what more fertile breeding ground for such informal fornication than a website full of broken people? Since finding sociopath-community, Brian has been living the American dream.. laying in his bed and drinking whisky by day, jerkin' the dragon to sociopathic lesbians whom he converted to straightness by night, all on his grandmother's dime. Now THAT is a lucky poor man.

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### **Surprise Polygamy**

Tryptamine is a devout polygamist, and enjoys "dating" multiple women on the internet at the same time. His philosophy is the mantra of "what they don't know won't hurt them" and "ignorance is strength". Typically his girlfriends are unaware of his philosophy on love and express outrage upon the discovery; an unacceptable impeachment on his sexuality. And like the Kevin Spacey gayness reveal, he tells them "I am a polygamist and it is unfair for you to deny me of my sexuality." Despite the obvious bigotry of their outrage, these girlfriends do not tend to like him much longer after that.

### **Constructive Critic**

Tryptamine may not be very helpful to his grandmother, but he makes up for it by being helpful to his significant other(s). He gives help in the form of constructive criticism. Drawing upon years of experience as an alcoholic college dropout who lives at his grandmother's house, he musters the best advice that a man like him can give, with inspiring quotes such as "I cannot love you because you have autism and therefore cannot understand who I am because you are autistic and I want someone who understands who I am." Those at CNN reached out to his grandmother to find out if he has yet found somebody who understands who he is, they have yet to reply.

### **Human Conversion Therapy**

Tryptamine is so talented with the ladies, that he even managed to convert a noted lesbian from her sinful homosexual ways to the straight ways of the lord, for sex is between a man and a women. This was an obvious effort to dedicate himself to God, whom he has neglected for most of his life. After converting the wayward soul, he walked away from a date with them in the middle of visiting their house without warning, having completed his work for the lord.

### **Sex, Drugs, and Pseudo-Intellectualism**

Once he busts his nut, Tryptamine is faced with the dilemma of finding ways other than e-pussy to stimulate his nihilistic mindstate. To do this, he turns to the college dropout's best friend- psychoactive drugs. Chugging alcohol and dropping acid, he ponders the meaning of his existence and promptly concludes that it is to get as much cyber-pussy as he can before he dies, and returns to this endeavor feeling enlightened and motivated. On sociopath-community, he sets his avatar to psychedelic images to put out the image that he is "one trypy ass dude!", posts random and niche youtube videos with no caption to show how much of a hipster he is, and only speaks in an intellectual, snarky tone. All of this completes the picture of who this man is.... a program in a simulation, with the backstory of a college dropout at grandma's house.... coded to spend the rest of his runtime doing drugs and getting that sweet sweet internet vagina.

## **Quotes**

"It's always my fault if someone says it is".