(Season 27 Transcripts): Episode 15: Mario's Movie Making

## Part 1/4: Poison Bro Gets Eliminated (INCREDIBLY UNEXPECTED)

**(TEAM COUNCIL PLAYS)**

**(TALKING BEFORE THE VOTING)**

**Curve Bro:** It's time to vote. Lise, you're up.

**(VOTING)**

**Curve Bro:** I'll go tally the votes. Alright once the votes are read the decision is final The person with the most votes will be eliminated. First vote, Poison bro. Poison bro. Poison bro. that's 3 votes. Poison bro. Homeboy. that's 4 votes poison bro, 1 vote homeboy. Fourteenth person voted out of the 27th Annual Elimination Tower... Poison bro.

**Poison Bro:** You better not break the plate. it might scare me.

**Curve Bro:** Poison bro, The team has spoken. (CRASH)

**Poison Bro: (SCREAMING)** YOU PLATE BREAKER! AAAAAAAAAAH!

**Curve Bro:** Well well how incredibly rude. and unexpected.

**Homer:** I can't believe I got a vote. And it wasn't for that stoopid poison bro!

**Bart:** Come on, Come out wherever you are...

**Poison Bro:** I can take it! (Jumps off the tower)

**Curve Bro:** Well It went expected after all! Grab your plates and head back to the tower.

## Part 2/4: Road Trip to the Calamity Studios

**(Survivor XXIV theme song plays)**

**Homer:** Alrighty kids! We gotta go to the calamity studios! Mario's performing!

**Bart:** Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

**Homer: (Enraged yelling) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

(20 MINUTES LATER)

**Homer:** Alright kids we're here. Lisa, there's a book you wanna read! This leave alone prank is about to be so funny! I'm going to see the look on her face when she cries! (evil giggle)

**Marge:** That is definetely not a good idea.

**Homer:** I'm inside. we too.

**Lisa:** I'm getting kinda bored. I must step out of the car. (grunts but door is locked) I'm locked in the car?! **(CRYING)**

**(Bart can hear her sister crying.)**

**Bart:** I'm gonna rescue my sister out of the car! She needs help!

**Homer:** I knew that she would cry! Plan worked!

**Bart:** Lise? Lise? Where are you? Oh! I found you!

**Lisa:** (sniffles) Wha?

**Bart:** Lise! There you are! I hope you're okay! Unlock the car door.

**Lisa:** OK... (unlocks car door)

**Bart:** How did you get locked in the car and start crying for no reason?

**Lisa:** It was not for no reason, My dad said that I needed to read a book. Then he locked the car, And I was really sad.

**Bart:** Oh that's terrible. You might need a hug. (hugs lisa) Now let's go.

## Part 3/4: Mario's Castle Bloopers

**Homer:** Bartholomew JoJo Simpson! How did you bring your sister inside?

**Bart:** I found her wallowing in sadness in the car. And freed her out of the car.

**Lisa:** Wow! Thank god I'm outta the car.

**Homer:** GOSH DARN IT!

**Director:** Alright Ladies and gents, Boys and girls, The Mario castle bloopers for 2017! IS NOW ON! There are 5 takes, Alright, getting ready, Lights, Camera, Take 1, and, ACTION!

**(MARIO PRESSES THE TRIGGER)**

**(CASTLE WAS FAILED TO DESTROY)**

**(MARIO GETS ANGRY AND LOSES HIS TEMPER)**

**Homer: (LAUGHING) IT WAS SO WORTHLESS!**

**Director: Alright mario, You threw a temper tantrum CUT!**

**Bart:** Oops.

**Director:** Take 2! And, ACTION!

**(MARIO PRESSES THE TRIGGER)**

**(SMOKE GOES OFF)**

**(MARIO GETS CONFUSED)**

**Bart:** It didn't work Mario.

**Mario:** I'm-a-know! Please let me a to a do a my a thing!

**Director: Cut.**

**Lisa:** 3 more to go.

**Director:** OK, Take 3. and, ACTION!

**(MARIO PRESSES THE TRIGGER AGAIN)**

**(Nothing happened)**

**Lisa:** Bart, why is nothing happening?

**Bart:** I dunno, Something's weird.

**Director: Cut cut.**

**Marge:** Homie you should not have left one of your kids in the car.

**Homer:** I'm sorry Okay!

**Director: Take 4, and, ACTION!**

(MARIO PRESSED THE TRIGGER, TRIGGER BREAKS)

(MARIO IS EVEN MORE RED)

**Homer: Woah woah woah mario calm down what u doin!**

**(MARIO'S HEAD EXPLODE)**

**Director: CUT! Last take, take 5, and, ACTION!**

**(MARIO PRESSES THE TRIGGER)**

(CASTLE GETS DESTROYED)

(MARIO IN JOY)

**Homer:** Did he get it right?

**Lisa: Yes.**

**Director: WOOHOO!**

Homer: WOOHOO!

**Curve Bro:** Homer liked 2. Marge liked 3. Bart liked 4 and Lisa liked 5. Lisa won this easily. Next team council is on April 4th.

## Part 4/4: End Credits

**Bart:** You disliked 3 takes, Dad?

**Homer:** YES BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT UP!

**Lisa:** Um, are we gonna go back or what? We're about to have lunch soon.

(KLASKY CSUPO 2017 LOGO)

Episode released: March 29th, 2017