A Funny Story

* **A Funny Story** is the 46th episode of series 8 of Peppa Pig

## Transcript

* (Episode Opens On A Shot Of Danny's House)
* Danny Dog: A Funny Story
* (The Camera Then Cuts To The Entrance Of Danny's Lab)
* (The Camera Zooms in To Danny Walking Down The Street)
* (Debbie Waves at Danny)
* Danny Dog: Oh, Hi Debbie
* Debbie Dog: Hello, Wanna See Something Cool?
* Danny Dog: Sure, What is it?
* Debbie Dog: \*Opens Her Purple Shirt, Shows A Whole Supply Of Bacon\* Ta-da!!! Cool Huh?
* Danny Dog: What is that in your pockets?
* Debbie Dog: It's Bacon! It's super good!
* Danny Dog: What is it made out of?
* Debbie Dog: it's Stripes, Try It!
* Danny Dog: \*Takes A Bite Of Stripes Of Bacon\* Mmmmmm! Delicious!
* Danny Dog: Okay, Have A Nice Day!
* (Scene Comes To The Spot Where Mummy Dog is attached to the wall)
* (The Door Covering The Entrance Slides Left Revealing Danny Dog Carrying A Briefcase)
* (He Enters His House & The Door Automatically Closes)
* (sighs) (Danny Walks Over To The Coat Hanger About To Hang His Briefcase)
* Mummy Dog: (speaking right when Danny grabs his briefcase, Causing him to grow frustrated)
* Mummy Dog: Danny, Is that you?, Welcome home honey!
* Danny Dog: (Mutters to Himself As if He Puts Down His Briefcase)
* Mummy Dog: How Was Your Day... (Sniffs & Coughs A Lot) DEAR MR. DANNY, WHAT IS THAT (Cuts To Danny) SMELL!
* Danny Dog: That Is Totally Unsafe and Irregular, But, Why?
* Mummy Dog: Because Bacon Is Made For Pigs!
* Danny Dog: What?
* (Cut to shot of Mummy Dog)
* Mummy Dog: (sighs a quick sigh and while showing stripy bacon on 1 of her arms) We Each Eat Bacon In Memory Of This Moment
* (Cuts to Danny)
* Danny Dog: Enough With The Riddles Mummy!
* Mummy Dog: Oh You Selfish Purple Twit, It's Our Bacon Anniversary
* Danny Dog: Oh, That?, Yippee, (walks away)
* Mummy Dog: (sobs) You Forgot, and i got you the perfect gift
* Danny Dog: THE BACON FORMULA! (Runs To The Bacon Formula & Gives It 2 Kisses) How Did You Get It
* Mummy Dog: Well, First I Went To The Canteen
* (Scene Fades To The Canteen)
* Mummy Dog: (in flashback) 1 Stripe Of Bacon Please
* (Debbie Holds Out A Stripe Of Bacon, Mummy Dog Carrys The Bacon From Debbie & Eats The Stripe Of Bacon)
* Mummy Dog: (in flashback) Thank You (walks away)
* Debbie Dog: (in flashback) Whatever
* (The Camera Fades Back To Danny Still Kissing The Bacon With The Formula In It)
* Danny Dog: What?, Sorry I Wasn't Listening (Jumps Down Holding The Formula) Well You Can Tell Me Later (Begins To Walk Away With It)
* Mummy Dog: (As She Takes Away The Bacon With The Formula In It To Danny) YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS UNTIL YOU GET ME A GIFT!
* Danny Dog: (groans)
* Mummy Dog: from...Your...HEART!!!
* Danny Dog: \*screams\*
* Mummy Dog: I'M GOING TO SPANK YOU WITH A BELT!!!
* Danny Dog: PLEASE DON'T DO IT!!!
* Mummy Dog: TOO BAD!!! (Spanks Danny With A Belt) NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME OUT!!!
* (Danny sighs & walks away to the entrance seen in the beginning of the episode)
* (The Door Automatically Opens Thus Making It's Placement Seem Rather Pointless)
* (He Grabs His Briefcase From The Coat Hanger, Gives Mummy Dog 1 Last Look & Leaves Danny's House)
* (Scene Fades into A Shot of Peppa & Suzy Walking Together)
* Peppa Pig: and That's The Story Of How I Got My Head Stuck in The Fry Vat (Changes Expression As If She Notices Something)
* Suzy Sheep: That Story Gets Better Every Time You Tell It Pepp-
* Peppa Pig: (Lifting Her Hands Up Knocking Suzy Sheep To The Ground) Hold On!, Did You Hear That?, It Sounds Like...
* (Danny Groans)
* Peppa Pig: Despair
* Suzy Sheep: That Was Probably Me
* Peppa Pig: No No, Not Bitterness, Despair, And It's Coming From Over (Eyes Look Around and Points) This Way (Goes Down On The Ground And Sniffs Like A Dog, Finding Danny Groaning For 1 Hour)
* (Scene Cuts To The Australian Characters Getting Danny Back)
* Cleo Chipmunk: PRESTON!
* Preston Penguin: I Know, We Gotta Get Danny Back, (Holds Out A Key) Here's The Key
* (Cleo Grabs The Key & Walks Away With It) (He Turns The Key and The Door Magically Opens) (Cleo & His Friends (Katie, Marvin and Preston) Help To Find Danny)
* Cleo Chipmunk: Come On, Let's Find Danny (Runs Into Danny's House) (Katie, Marvin and Preston Run Into Danny's House As Well, Hunting For Danny)
* (Scene Cuts To The Stairs) (Cleo, Katie, Marvin & Preston Run Up the Stairs To Look For Danny)
* (Scene Cuts To Cleo Looking For Danny)
* Cleo Chipmunk: Danny?... Danny??
* Preston Penguin: It's Not Him?
* (Scene Cuts To Cleo Revealing The Peace Of Paper into Danny's Toilet) (Cleo Gasps) (His Eyes Watering)
* Katie Koala: Don't Worry Cleo, We'll Right Behind Ya Lad
* (Cleo, Katie, Marvin and Preston Go Down The Toilet, They'll Have A Race For The Danny Hunt)
* (Scene Fades To Danny Sitting At The Library)
* Cleo Chipmunk: There He Is!
* (Cut to shot of Danny Who Is Feeling Sad)
* Cleo Chipmunk: Let's Get Him
* (Cleo, Katie, Marvin and Preston Run To Get Danny)
* Cleo Chipmunk: Yes, Danny Dog Is Feeling Sad, We're Taking Danny Back To Debbie's House Today
* Katie Koala: Danny's House Is Not Debbie's House, He Is Her Brother Danny Dog
* Marvin Monkey: Next Stop: The End of The Line
* Danny Dog: (Feels Happy) Good As New
* (Scene Cuts To Peppa, Suzy, Freddy, Pedro & Zoe Chatting About Danny Getting Grounded)
* Peppa Pig: Suzy
* Suzy Sheep: Yes
* Peppa Pig: If Danny Was Sad, Mummy Dog Gets Angry and She (Her Hands Swaying) Spanks Danny With A Belt
* Suzy Sheep: Yes She Did, Then Mummy Dog Said 'NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME OUT!!!'
* Zoe Zebra: Then Danny Leaves His House & While Peppa & Suzy Where They're Walking Down The Street; Danny Groans in Fright
* Pedro Pony: Yeah Zoe, And When Peppa Hears Danny Groaning, She Goes On The Ground To Find Danny, How About You Freddy?
* Freddy Fox: Okay, Then Cleo, Marvin, Katie and Preston Are On A Quest For Danny in 'WE GOTTA GET DANNY BACK' A Spoof From 'WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK'
* The 4 Kids: Oh
* Danny Dog: Hello Everyone, Cleo, Katie, Preston and Marvin Got Me
* Pedro Pony: That's A Great Idea, All Aboard
* Preston Penguin: Off We Go!
* Peppa Pig: Stop, What About Zoe, She Can't Be Left Behind,
* Everyone: Yes, Zoe
* Marvin Monkey: No Problem, We Can Take Zoe As Well (Zoe Zebra Hops On)
* Katie Koala: Come On
* Peppa Pig: Let's Get You Home
* (Scene Cuts To The Dog Family)
* Debbie Dog: That Was A Funny Story
* Granddad Dog: Yes Debbie, Dave, When The Story Finished
* Uncle Dave: The Story Was A Funny Story
* Captain Dog: Danny, Debbie, Bedtime
* Danny Dog: Okay, Daddy, Bye Granddad & Uncle
* Granddad Dog: Bye-Bye
* Uncle Dave: Goodbye
* (Scene Cuts To Danny's Pirate Bedroom)
* Danny Dog: I'm A Bit Sad But You Spanked Me With A Belt
* Mummy Dog: Don't Worry Danny
* Debbie Dog: Cleo, Katie, Marvin and Preston Finished Hunting For You, Danny
* Danny Dog: That's Me, Debbie
* Mummy Dog: Time To Switch The Lights Out, Goodnight Danny, Goodnight Debbie, Goodnight Stories (Switches The Lights Out)
* Danny Dog: Goodnight Stories (Danny and Debbie Sleeping and The Episode Ends)