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Aunty Donna's Office Junior

**Aunty Donna's Office Junior**, commonly referred to as **Junior** and later as **Rhys Wilson**, was a work experience kid for Aunty Donna during the Aunty Donna's World's Greatest Showbag tour who managed the group's social media in March 2014.

During his social media escapades from the 21st to the 29th of March, he talked about his breakfast and documented the tour.

He later returned for the second week of Aunty Donna's Walking Bus on April 9th, and again to celebrate the last show of World's Greatest Showbag on the 20th.
Always Room for Christmas Pud

**Always Room for Christmas Pud** is the eighth sketch in the Low budget sketches we shot in our office in late 2018 playlist. It was later reuploaded for Christmas 2020.

## Official synopsis

This sketch is about how no matter what you eat at Christmas lunch or dinner, there's always room for christmas pudding. While this sketch is specific to christmas it really can be applied to any type of dessert based situation. It's a comment on greed and gluttony in our modern age. not really I'm just trying to think of stuff to say in the description but it hardly seems worth it because I dont think anyone reads them, please let me know in the comments if you actually do read these descriptions please. Thanks love u. merry xmas lol.

## Legacy

Always Room for Christmas Pud has had a significant influence on Aunty Donna's output post-2018, due to its virality. This includes the yearly holiday in Aunty Donna canon of Pudmas, in which the boys go through the podcast highlights of the past year for December. For Pudmas 2020, they reuploaded the original video. Pudcast is a Patreon-only podcast in which they rate fifteen puds in one day, also inspired by the video.

## Trivia

* The sketch came about when Zach went to Edinburgh and found it funny that they said 'pud' there instead of 'dessert.'
BJ

BJ
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**BJ** is a character played by Ben Russell in Hug The Sun.
He was one of the main presenters of the children's TV show Hug The Sun from 1988 to 1991, and a worshipper of Oxtos. Over the filming of the show, he became increasingly dehydrated, sunburnt and high on DMT as a result of his involvement in the cult. He claimed to have a wife, Katie Baby, as well as four children, however these were likely imaginary.

## Biography

### Hug The Sun

#### Episode 205

In the first episode of Hug The Sun to be recovered and rebroadcast, he introduced the show. He reenacted the story of King Boot Toot with Trent, and put Stevie the Thief where he couldn't get into any more mischief; in a bubble above his head. He campaigned for money to get the Second Prophet Gary out of jail, and narrated a story from the Book of Oxtos. He did the outro for the episode, telling the children to show gratitude for Oxtos everyday, or their parents would stop loving them. (*Gratitude*)

#### Episode 227

In this episode, Lindsay addressed a letter to him which contained a drawing of when Oxtos burns down the forest. He sang a song with Sal about how anything you do can be a ritual, then got out a glass box full of ants, saying he was going to put it in the sun for Oxtos. (*Rituals*)

#### Episode 231

To intro the episode, he did a sun dance with Trent for the introduction, then had a look at the foods the cult ate during Nourishment Week. He said he no longer consumed liquids because Oxtos' gaze could fill him up instead. He voiced over an ad for The Wisdom of Prophet Gary video tape set. In the outro, he was seen sunbathing. Trent fried an egg on his belly then ate it. (*Nourishment Week*)

#### Episode 233

By this episode, BJ was experiencing extreme sunburn. He helped Trent summon the Shädowmän using German shavings, but accidentally looked at the Shädowmän's fingers which made a kiwi fruit to appear in his mouth. He managed to shine his torch on the Shädowmän, but the man resisted and jumped up on the table. This caused BJ to have a panic attack and he punched the man in the face. He also campaigned to get Gary out of jail again, offering prizes for the donators. In the outro, he said he'd introduce his wife Katie Baby in the next episode. (*The Dark World*)

#### Episode 235

By this time, he was refusing to drink water. He celebrated getting Gary out of jail, and said he helped him with his DMT trip; he dreamt that he was born, went to school and met his beautiful wife Katie Baby, then had four children, retired and died in front of family and friends. He continued his trip searching for his wife, and heard voices telling him she wasn't real. An ad for Gary's release recorded before BJ was sunburnt appears at the end of the episode, depicting Trent rubbing olive oil on him. (*Miracles*)
Bully Police Officer

The **Bully Police Officer** is a character played by Zachary Ruane on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

He works for the Bully Police, a law enforcement organisation dedicated not to preventing bullying, but to bullying itself. His manager is Mark.

Zach called the bully police after Mark bullied him for misspeaking, asking the officer to arrest Mark. Zach then asked to speak to the managing director of the Bully Police, who turned out to be Mark himself. (*Podcast Ep 120 - The Theatre Review Show FEAT. JOE KOSKY*)
Brisbane

**Brisbane** is the capital of the Australian state of Queensland.

Frogman saw Aunty Donna's show on tour in Brisbane, his then hometown. A large amount of the Frogman Community (*Podcast EP 14 L.A Recap*)

Dominos HQ is located in Brisbane. Don Meij invited the boys to see him there, and they saw DRU AI there also. (*Aunty Donna's Dominos Special*)

Tim Naughty Biscuits performed in the city. (*Podcast Ep 139 - Songs With Tim Naughty Biscuits*)

Moogie Woogie Brisbane is an alternate version of the city, located within Moogie Woogie Land. (*Podcast Ep 221 - Exciting News With Ed Helms*)
Bargain Boyz: Episode 1

**Bargain Boyz: Episode 1** is the first epiode of Bargain Boyz.

## Plot

On the TV, bargain boy Broden is searching for Mark, who isn't there. He finds Zach, though. Mark explains that he was running late in his car in the back of Hollywood Hills. Broden rings Mark and he says he's caught in the traff. Zach says to forget about Mark and get in there and get some bargz. The intro plays.

They step inside and find Antique Joe fixing up a motorbike. He greets them, but says he won't budge on a deal. Zach says he's a murderer. He also says that a big bowl of sugar will always get Antique Joe, and so when they give it to him he becomes more open to a deal. He says grug. They buy some $800 salm, a $25 pup phot, and $53 model plane. Zach finds the most exciting bargin of all; a 1987 Rub Cub. He offers $250 for it despite it being $100, but Antique Joe won't budge so Zach goes for $400 and Antique Joe agrees to this.

They had a great time but it is time for eliminaysh. To be continued.
AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 3 - What we doin now

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information.

**AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 3 - What we doin now** is the third episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Netflix poddy about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Topics

* They're bankin em
* Zach's pineapple shorts
* Zach's Uber Eats
* Promotion
* Types of vaccine
* Managing expectations
* The promotion web series
* Not setting up Mark
Anton

**Anton** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in Rumpus Room Renovation Show in the series Rumpus Room.

It is unknown whether his true name is Beth, Anton, or both, because he introduces himself as Beth but the name card and the title of his show both display Anton. He is a presenter for the show Anton's Rumpus Room Renovations. He has slicked back hair, and wears a white tee with shorts and a tool belt.

## Biography

### Anton's Rumpus Room Renovation Show

He introduced his show Anton's Rumpus Room Renovation. He went to see his lucky fan, Zach, and tried to save Zach from some kind of possession. He said the couch in the Rumpus Room had to go, then showed off a chair and got Zach to make up a dramatic story about his mother for the show. He renovated the Rumpus Room with Zach. He was killed by Broden and Adrian when he saw them burying Zach. His body was buried and set on fire.
Sounddy Act

The **Sounddy Act** was voted and put into place on June 27, 2013. It was the first bill that was proposed and passed by the Sounddy Administration. The aim of the proposed bill was to give Sounddy his first opportunity to test his power as the Governor of Ninzardia.

## Proposals

* Every member must say: "King Sounddy" one time before talking in chat. Only applies for the next 24 hours.
	+ Will no longer apply after 24 hours from the passage of the act.
	+ Deliberate rule breakers will be banned for 24 hours.

## Aftermath

Immediately following the passage of this act, 7oRbY deliberately broke the rule, saying: "Sounddy is not a king, he's a dictator." He was banned for 24 hours. This would be the lead-in to the eventual tyrannical rule of Sounddy.
Barry's friend

**Barry's friend** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff.

He is a sexually ambiguous football player. He lives in a small town.

In the play *The Tin Roof Shed*, he Barry to play full forward in a footy match. Barry said he would, but only if he filled in the next week. He flirted with Barry, saying he wanted to fill in something else. (*Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff*)
Charles

**Charles** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in I Dance Like This in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.
He is an angry neighbour. He wears a blue vest and glasses.

## Appearances

### I Dance Like This

He dances like this: 'keep down the noise, I'm trying to sleep.' The Tipsy Dad says they're having fun, but he says "fuck your fun, I gotta get to sleep." The Tipsy Dad dances like this: 'yah, yah, ya ya yah,' and punches him in the face. He falls and splits open his head on the concrete. A police officer and Paramedic appear, but dance instead of helping him.
Political ideologies

Original Party2019–2020
Traditional Party2017–2019
 Conventionalism | NetterixHolidayAustiny | Original Party**2020–present**
Resistance Party2013–2018
Fireworks Party2012–2013
Neomovement Party2013–2015
 Centrism | SounddyAntaresCzuliaZap24DegreeZ | Reformation Party2018–2020
Original Party2015–2019
Universal Party2012–2015
Militia Party2012–2013
 Expansionism | AlaricYombiaXVrengo | Shield & Wall Party2018–2020
Advancement Party2015–2018
 Hardline expansionism | ClenzyHyperionClaxagon | Celestial Party2017–2020
Progressive Party2015–2017
Aunty Donna Trivia Night

The **Aunty Donna Trivia Night** was an event held on the 20th June 2014 at Fitzroy Bowls Club to raise funds for Aunty Donna's debut at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Tickets were $20. At the trivia night, the Trivia Master was Dylan Cole from Wizard Sandwiches. Charlie Bonanno auctioned off some of his salami.
Bob the Builder

**Bob the Builder** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON on the Aunty Donna Podcast, based on the children's TV character Bob the Builder.

Bob is a British builder who sounds like Noel Fielding.

## Biography

He appeared on the Aunty Donna Podcast in London and was criticised by the Corporate Spy for underpaying some of his workers, despite there being to proof. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)
Andrew W.K. the Goldfish

### Last seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Parents

* Nigel (father)
* Genevieve (mother)

### Cousins

Big Ben

**Andrew W.K. the Goldfish** is a recurring character played by Mark Bonanno on the Aunty Donna Podcast, based on the real Andrew W.K.

Andrew W.K. is a Canadian rock singer, multi-instrumentalist, record producer and actor, but is also a goldfish. For this reason, he struggles with his memory. He loves to party, is very fit, and enjoys flaky fish food (though he struggles to remember this). His parents describe him as the 'black sheep of the family'.

Though he is cash poor, Andrew owns an eighth of England which he inherited from his grandfather. He lives in a castle in his fish bowl which he likes to blow bubbles from.

He has claimed that his name is actually **Andrew G.F.** but he forgot to elaborate. His mother has also said that his birth name was **Andrew Chesterton Seven the Third**.

## Biography

Andrew went to Eaton College in England with his first cousin, once removed Eddie Redmayne. He was hard working, but later picked up an American accent and began to play rock music. The last time he saw his mother Genevieve, she found him consorting with the Catholics from down the road in the library, causing her to kick him out of her house. He was promptly excommunicated on the basis of both this incident and the fact that he didn't support the Richmond Tigers, and was instead a Port Adelaide fan. (*Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references*)

In 2018, he was interviewed by Aunty Donna for the role of their receptionist, having come down after performing on *Tonightly with Tom Ballard*. He talked about going to the gym, though failed to remember what he was talking about, leading Broden and Zach to figure out he was a goldfish. He left but then returned, and got halfway through telling Broden about goldfish fins before he forgot. He met Judas and told him facts about gold. They rejected him from the position on the basis of his memory problems, and he performed his song *It's Time To Eat Flakes* before leaving. (*Podcast Ep 114 - The Search For A Receptionist*)

His mother and father were later interviewed by Broden and Judas in Heathrow as he had put them down as references on his CV. They talked poorly of him, though his mother described him as 'good'. Andrew was not hired as a receptionist. (*Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references*)

Andrew was introduced by Jesus Christ at Judas Iscariot's party. He forgot he was a goldfish, and then kept forgetting he had ordered drinks for everyone which complicated Judas' chances of poisoning Jesus' drink. He then forgot who Jesus was. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 114 - The Search For A Receptionist
* Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references
* Podcast Ep 126 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 1
* Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)
Adrea

**Adrea** is a character played by Adrian Dean that appears in The World Footsies Championship in Fortnightly Fap Off.

He plays footsies, and wears a grey shirt and sleeveless hoodie.

## Biography

### World Footsies Championship

He competed in the World Footsies Championship against Brondan, starting with 69 points and losing at the end with 71. (*The World Footsies Championship*)
1 February (releases)

On **1 February**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released.

* 2016 - *Memory Man* was released, originally from Aunty Donna: The Pilot.
* 2016 - *The Legend of Burger* was released on Insert Coin's YouTube channel.
* 2017 - *Podcast Ep 29 We Went To Panic! At The Disco* was released.
* 2019 - *Patreon Poddy $10 + $15 EP 17* was released.
* 2019 - *Patreon Poddy $15 Only EP 17* was released.
* 2022 - *Podcast Ep 291 - Party Quirks 5* was released.
Aussie Christmas Carol

**Aussie Christmas Carol** is an individual Christmas sketch.

## Plot

The boys sing a Christmas carol that's Australia themed. On the surface it may seem a simple carol to sing in the Aussie sun, but in truth it is a brutally honest and provocative criticism of problems with Australian society, such as the heat, concentration camps, mistreatment of aboriginals and homophobia. It's also very hot.

## Lyrics

**Verse 1**

Well it's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz

And we do things different here just coz

So grab a tinny and park ya crack

In Australia we're real laid back

**Chorus**

It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz

So save a prawn for me

**Verse 2**

While it's cold up there

Here it's hot of course

While you're wearing scarves

We're wearing shorts

You're drinking coco in ya parker

We're cooling down with a frosty lager

**Chorus**

It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz

So chuck the Weber on

**Verse 3**

In his woolly coat, Santa's singin' songs

With us he's wearin' shorts and thongs

You're warming up with a mug of coco

We're cooling down with a lager-o

**Chorus**

It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz

The temperature is different

**Verse 4**

You shovel snow off your drive

We're refusing gays the right to marry

**Chorus**

It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz

So slippy, slopply, slap

**Verse 5**

You drink eggnog and sing carols

We run concentration camps

You go ice skating in the park

We've had four prime ministers in four years

You're sitting round the fire

We're sitting round the fire

Whilst ignoring our mistreatment of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders in this country for over 200 years

In our shorts and thongs

**Chorus (x2)**

It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz

So save a prawn for me

It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz

So save a prawn for me

## Characters

* Zach
* Broden
* Mark
* Mish Wittrup
* Aaron Gocs
Aunty Donna In Pantsuits

**Aunty Donna In Pantsuits** was Aunty Donna's debut show in 2012. It was nominated for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival's Golden Gibbo Award.

## Official synopsis

Michael Billington was just an ordinary kid, healthy, good dancer, lover of the Bonsai. Until one day, a very special genie brings a little bit of magic to his front door. Who's suit pants are these? And more importantly how will Michael get them ready for the big dance?\*

Aunty Donna is Melbourne's newest and sexiest live comedy sketch group. Dabbling in the silly, inappropriate and facetious, Aunty Donna will leave you happier than... before you went to their show.

\*Show may not include Michael Billington, magic or pant suits.

## Promotion

   The earliest video to still be public on the Aunty Donna YouTube Channel, Aunty Donna in GPS, was uploaded in February 2012 as a filmed version of a sketch in the show.

The show was then accompanied by a selection of promotional videos, released throughout March 2012. These were actually only made so the boys could get into the MICF in the first place. They have since been unlisted, but are available through the group's now-abandoned Tumblr, or far back on their Facebook page.

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## Shows

There were 12 shows originally slated for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, but another was added later on Sunday 22nd April.
Пластинокорое дерево

**Пластинокорые деревья** (англ. *Plaque-Bark Tree*) — крупнейший вид растений, обитающий на планете Дарвин IV.

## Описание

Пластинокорые деревья получили своё названия из-за коры, узор которой сильно напоминает четырёхугольные пластины. Они произрастают в скудных карманных лесах, расположенных вблизи небольших рек и ручьёв. Они являются источником пищи для животных, именуемых древососами, которые питаются их древесным соком, а также домом и жизненным пристанищем для хищных кинжалолапов, в свою очередь охотящихся на древососов.
Car Keys

**Car Keys** is a short sketch from when Joe Kosky was still in the group. It was posted on Aunty Donna's Facebook page to promote Aunty Donna's Sexy Secret Show.

## Plot

Mark drives poorly and parks on the side of the road. He ggets out of the car but realises he's forgotten his car keys inside, so calls the RACV. The next day, he does the same thing, but realises before he closes the door. The day after that, he realises before he has even got out of the car.
Caller Stephanie

Stephanie was a caller into the Aunty Donna Podcast.

## Biography

Stephanie called into the Aunty Donna Podcast identifying herself as a long-time listener and a first time caller asking them to cut the beeping as she wanted to know what they were saying. Broden said they were saying [beep], which shocked her, and said it was probably for the best that they were beeping it out as it was very offensive to say. Ben asked whem the last time she had a barbeque that didn't go exactly as planned, and she began explaining that last Sunday her stepfather and mother were having a barbeque, but was interrupted as that the producer had told them she was a giant [beep], which she denied. She was then cut from the line. (*Podcast EP 6 Feat. BEN RUSSELL*)
Aunty Donna Podcast/Aunty Donna Club 69 Era

## Aunty Donna Club: 69 Era

From March 2020, both of the monthly podcasts, comedy and serious, were combined for all subscribers who paid $6.90 or more, with one of each being posted at the same time each month. Episodes 13 and 15 were later released for free as episodes 237 and 238 of the main podcast. Video versions are also available via the Patreon posts.
Andrew (Best Day Of My Life)

**Andrew (Best Day Of My Life)** is a character that appears in Best Day Of My Life.
He is a high school student at Glennridge Secondary College. He wears a blazer with the initials G.S.C. on it.

## Biography

### Hit with stick

Demi Lardner expressed her happiness that she hit Andrew with her big stick. He was in pain. (*Best Day Of My Life*)
Ben Russell

Ben as Lord Wigglesnatch in Waving

**Ben Russell** is an Australian comedian that has appeared in several Aunty Donna sketches and episodes of the Aunty Donna Podcast. He was their first podcast guest.

Ben is very good at impressions. He is good friends with the famous cinematographer/director Jan De Bont, who as we all know is just as good at singing and dancing as he is at film making.

Ben joined The Testy Cools in the show *Skitocolypse!* to trial sketches for The Magical Dead Cat Tour. On the 15th March 2022, he opened for the show at Hamer Hall.

## Appearances

* Two People Wear the Same Tie to Work
* Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL
* Podcast EP 6 Feat. BEN RUSSELL
* Podcast EP CHRISTMAS
* Podcast Ep 27 Feat. Ben Russell
* Waving
* Podcast Ep 71 Feat. BEN RUSSELL
* Podcast EP 79 Feat. BEN RUSSELL
* Professor Whiskers
* Podcast Ep 107 - Oceans 14 Part 2 Feat BEN RUSSELL
* Roll Call
* Podcast Ep 142 - Ben Russell and the Pre-Cums
* Podcast Ep 164 - Footy and Jan de Bont feat. Ben Russell
* Podcast Ep 200 - Episode 200!!!!
* 10. Ice Age (2002) with Ben Russell
* Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun
	+ Dating
	+ Theatre Troupe
	+ Night-Time!
	+ Dinner Party
* 22. Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006) with Ben Russell
* 42. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) with Ben Russell
* Hug The Sun
	+ Gratitude
	+ Rituals
	+ Nourishment Week
	+ The Dark World
* Podcast Ep 254 - Hug The Sun
* Podcast Ep 259 - Ben Russell Does Impressions
* 83. Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) with Ben Russell
* Podcast Ep 314 - Time To Die feat. Ben Russell
2014 (releases)

In **2014**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released or published.

## January

* 30 January - *Cum On My Keys* was released.

## June

* 22 June - *Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next!* was released.
* 29 June - *Haven't You Done Well 2 - #HOTSOUP* was released.

## July

* 6 July - *If I Were Single* was released.

## August

* 5 August - *Glassing* was released.
* 12 August - *Itchy Shirt Feels* was released.
* 19 August - *Best Funeral Ever* was released.
* 28 August - *Worst Prank Call of All Time* was released.

## September

* 3 September - *Bikie Wars* was released.

## December

* 11 December - *That's What You Get (Talking Behind A Friend's Back)* was released.
* 24 December - *Dad Comes Home From Work* was released.
Barista

The **Barista** is a character that appears in several sketches in Fapé in the Café. It is unknown who plays him.

He works in Cafe Rosamond as a barista, but also sells food there. He wears a white t-shirt with a design and red and blue sunglasses. He usually has a tea towel draped over his right shoulder.

## Biography

### Working at Cafe Rosamond

He gave Mark the panini he ordered. He also gave Broden his pizza and Adrian his parmigiano panini. He asked if anyone ordered the pasta panini, but they didn't, because it was actually for the young couple on the other side of the cafe. (*Haven't You Done Well*)

Later, Broden asked him to get the table of boyfriends another round of coffees, calling him 'barrister.' He started clapping alongside the other cafe patrons when Zach makes his speech. He shouted "viva la revolución" with the others and humped his cafe. It was implied that he was one of the initial boyfriend revolutionaries that overthrew the Tsarist regime in October 1917. (*Boyfriends*)
Big Ol' House of Fun

The **Big Ol' House of Fun** is a house in which the events of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun took place.

## Description

### Rooms

There are several rooms on the premises. The main room, which has a kitchen, is frequently booked out for events and classes such as for the Theatre Troupe, and was also temporarily turned into a bar. Mark, Broden and Zach have a bedroom each.

### Residents

The house is the residence of Mark, Zach and Broden, as well as Dishy underneath the kitchen counter until she was replaced with Cowdoy. Cowsoy was also granted residence in the fridge. The Tiny Little Man lives next to a wall socket in the house which is directly next to the counter, and the Stray Man allegedly came and went from the house before his death.

### Location

The house seems to be situated in Los Angeles. A billion years ago, it was next to a beach, and in the present day it was shown to be a set within a studio, but the episode in which this was shown is not canon.

### Deaths

Deaths that occured at the household include that of the Stray Man, the Magical King of Dance, the Liquor Licence Inspector, Lord Whoopee and the Tiny Little Man's Best Friend. The bins outside the house are used frequently to dispose of the many deaths that occur on and around the premises. However, there are more shoes seen poking out of the bin than people that died in the show, which means that several died off-screen.

### Neighbours

The house has two next door neighbours. Little Johnny lives in the house to the left.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Dating
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 Housemates
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 Night-Time!
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Dinner Party
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 Treasure
Chicken Charlie

**Chicken Charlie** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

Charlie is a chicken. He appears when someone makes a slight mistake in pronouncing Check-In Charlie.

Zach gifted Chicken Charlie to Check-In Charlie to thank him for checking in, but was not accepted. He offered them some chobani yoghurt but was also rejected. (*Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist

"Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist" is the first novel in the "Rescue Sirens" young adult book series and serves as an origin story for the small group of lifeguard mermaids residing in Miami Beach, Florida. Co-written by "Rescue Sirens" creator Jessica Steele-Sanders and her husband, Chris Sanders, "The Search for the Atavist" features cover art by Chris Sanders and seven interior illustrations by artist Genevieve Tsai, with colors by Edgar Delgado and additional background elements by Teresa Martinez.

## Plot

For Nim, lifeguarding is more than just a summer job. She and her friends are Rescue Sirens, mermaids sworn to an ancient vow to watch over and protect humans — and the best way to do that in today's world is by hiding in plain sight as lifeguards. When the Rescue Sirens receive word that a special human — unwittingly possessing the rare power to turn into a mermaid — has made her way to Miami Beach, it's up to them to find her before she transforms on her own and is either discovered... or lost forever.

## Editions

Announced to the public on July 1st, 2015, the hardcover first edition of "Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist" was debuted at Chris and Jessica's booth during Preview Night at San Diego Comic-Con on Wednesday, July 8th, 2015. A digital Kindle eBook was made available on Amazon.com one week later on July 14th. Starting July 24th and running through the end of the year, hardcovers were sold to both US and international customers through the series' official website, rescuesirens.com.

The following July, a paperback version of the novel with a newly-designed cover, typographical error corrections, and a handful of clarity edits was offered at San Diego Comic-Con 2016. It is currently being distributed domestically by Amazon.

1. ↑ Chris Sanders' Facebook Page
2. ↑ "Introducing Jessica Steele-Sanders' and Chris Sanders' 'Rescue Sirens,'" rescuesirens.com
AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 4 - Another Funny But Uninformative Episode

**AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 4 - Another Funny But Uninformative Episode** is the fourth episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Netflix poddy about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun. It was later reuploaded to the main podcast as Podcast Ep 239 - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Club Part 3 - Banked Netflix Episode.

## Topics

* Endings
* They're still bankin em
* BOHOF is out!/spoiler warning
* Pitching TV
* Padish
* Zach is a wiggly worm
* Structure, form and breaking it
* Scott Aukerman's party
* How Many Mates Can You Encourage To Binge Watch Aunty Donna's BOHOF This Weekend?
Aunty Donna's Walking Bus

**Aunty Donna's Walking Bus** was a weekly event that ran for three weeks on Wednesdays at the 2014 Melbourne International Comedy Festival during the World's Greatest Showbag tour, in which Aunty Donna would do a walking bus tour around Melbourne.

The events ran on the 2nd, 9th, and 16th of April and involved Sam holding up a sign for the bus, Broden wearing a prisoner's outfit and Mark wearing a cape and vampire teeth. On the second week, Aunty Donna's Office Junior returned after doing his work experience with the boys in the previous month. On the third week, Mark had a red glowstick for a penis.

Albums can be found on Anuty Donna's Facebook page for weeks one, two and three of the Walking Bus.
Aunty Donna: Glennridge Graduation Party

**Aunty Donna: Glennridge Graduation Party** was a set of live sketch and dance party shows in July 2019 to celebrate the Glennridge Secondary College series.

In one show on the 19th July 2019, Gino 'Juicy' Gambino and his manager invaded the stage and challenged the group to a wrestling match. This would be the pretense for the 2019 MCW Ballroom Brawl Rumble. (*Gino Gambino invades the Glennridge Graduation Party*)
Bindi Irwin

### Last seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Siblings

Bobby Irwin

**Bindi Irwin** is a character played by Mark Bonanno on the Aunty Donna Podcast that is based on the real Bindi Irwin.

Bindi is an Australian television personality, and the daughter of the late Steve Irwin. She is the star of *Dancing with the Stars* and *American Let's Go Dancing at the Shops*. She likes to fuck everyone except her brother, Bobby Irwin. She loves dogs, and her idol is Ranger Stacy.

Bindi seemingly first appeared on the pod when she rang in. She was very hyped up because she had been drinking Coca Cola mixed with cocaine. She'd been having boy problems and wanted to know how to get a bloke's attention, particularly the zoo's peacock milker. Broden suggested she be herself, but Bindi then revealed she was actually Toadboy in disguise. (*Podcast EP 4*)

On the Aunty Donna Podcast in June 2016, Frogman met and proposed to Bindi. She agreed to get married on the next episode, but this never happened. Bindi and Frogman kissed but she swallowed him mid-smooch. (*Podcast EP 5*)

By October, however, she had broken up with him. Frogman later married Mrs Frog. (*Podcast EP 14 L.A Recap*)

She met Louisiana Jill and Boston Jim on another episode of the podcast in London. She threw several crocodiles at Jim as well as a wallaby, an echidna, and a platypus, warning about the dangers of platypuses. She met British Bill and Frogman once more. (*Podcast Ep 61 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)

She appeared at Judas Iscariot's party where they celebrated his hiring as Aunty Donna receptionist. She met Marion Cotillard who she didn't like because she was French, and introduced her brother Bobby Irwin. She said that she was recently engaged. She talked to Louisiana Jill and showed her a penguin. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)

## Appearances

* Podcast EP 4
* Podcast EP 5
* Podcast Ep 61 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON
* Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)
City Slicker

The **City Slicker** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff.

He is a young guy from in the city.

In the play *The Tin Roof Shed*, he moved out to the coutryside to start a new job. He met Margery, and high-fived David. (*Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff*)
Big Ben

**Big Ben** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

Big Ben is a 6'3" man.

## Biography

He appeared on the Aunty Donna Podcast in London, and met two versions of Jim the Milkman. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)

Genevieve claimed that she was both the cousin and aunt of Big Ben. (*Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references*)
Aaron

**Aaron** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in Worst Prank Call of All Time in the Fresh Blood series.

He is a small boy who wears a snapback cap. Unlike most characters played by Mark Bonanno, he is clean shaven. He lives at 42 Ballan Road in Bacchus Marsh. His favourite movie is Barely Legal 37, and he is friends with Mick. His mum was real sick and this problem caused him to cuss at his teachers an smash all of his pogs, as well as to prank call John.

## Biography

### Pranking John

He called John on the phone and said "fuck you," but almost immediately apologised. John ran to his house to help.

He said his mother had been sick and he kept acting out at school, cussing at his teachers and smashing all his pogs. He said that the other day, he smashed every pog he owned with a hammer. During a montage, he had a tantrum, Mick offered him a bong but John took it away, John shook him while shouting "if you were back in Gallipoli with me you would've had no bloody luck," and the two hoola hooped.

He said thank you to John for coming over and helping him with his problems. They both took a sip of their tea, but he said the milk was a bit off, and that it was because the fridge was busted. John said he was in the kitchen before and the fridge was running, so Aaron said maybe John should go catch it. Having pranked him, he shouted at John and said he had a big stiffy boner stiff. (*Worst Prank Call of All Time*)

## Trivia

* Mark shaved his face for this role. He has not shaved since.
Ball Games At Lunch

**Ball Games At Lunch** is the fifth episode in the Glennridge Secondary College series.

## Official synopsis

Foursquare, handball, downball, the lunchtime war has many names. Far and wide across the school yard, students battle it out to become supreme ruler. Smack smack the hopefully-not-soggy tennis ball. Do it the best and you will be King. Enjoy this funny sketch pls. New episodes every week. Comedy!
Clone Broden

**Clone Broden** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in Roommates! - Episode 2.
He is the clone of Broden. He wears a fedora. He helps Broden with his readings and sucks him off.

## Appearances

### Roommates! - Episode 2

Broden and Mark create him, presumably by calling the President on Mark's clone machine, after Broden discovers that Mark made his Clone Mark. He and Broden walk in on Mark doing his kung fu cleaning, and when Mark leaves, Broden asks him to suck his dick.
Amazon Executive

The **Amazon Executive** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 100 feat. BOB SAGET.
He is a physically large executive working for Amazon (the river), where he has been employed for one year.

### Biology

His massive dimensions are his greatest feature; he is the size of ten normal people stuck together. He wears a muumuu, as well as a balloon basket which he uses to float around. It is theorised by some that he is ten children disguised as an adult man and some even claim that his balloon basket pants contain hundreds of babies. However, the truth is that he has a hot n trendy Hollywood baby-arm penis (although he later revealed it was actually Tobey Maguire's arm). He has shoulders for balls.

### Filmography

The last movie he made was Three Boys Wearing Hats (similar to The Three Amigos, but with normal hats).
Bear (Wild Bear Attack)

The bear winking at Mark's funeral

The **Bear** is a character voiced by Tom Armstrong that appears in Wild Bear Attack.

## Description

He is a bear that is very wiley. He likes dampers, hats, scratching his back and dancing; he can do the Beatnik Boogie and Hustle Jim. He is allegedly privately educated.

## Biography

### Attacking Aunty Donna

He once stole the boys' damper that they were about to eat. They chased him but he was too wiley. He also stole Zach's hat and danced with it before climbing up a tree. The boys lured him back by scratching their backs on trees and Mark tried to catch him in a small net, but the bear mauled him to death. He attended Mark's funeral. (*Wild Bear Attack*)
Awesome Kong

**Awesome Kong** is a character played by Kia Stevens in 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
She is a pro wrestler.

## Biography

### Meeting Aunty Donna and the Olympics

While the boys were playing with hot dogs, Kong broke down the door to the bedroom. She accepted a challenge to wrestle her, and also challenged the boys to win more award necklaces than her in the Sydney 2000 Olympic Games. Zach said that if they won, she'd have to buy them each a bonsai plant, and she said they'd have to make her breakfast in bed if she won. Zach challenged her to a wrestling match, which she began straight away on the bed. After the 'Lympics, they returned to the Big Ol' House of Fun and she gave them the bonsai plants, which immediately died. She went to leave for her big empty mansion, but the boys said she could stay for lunch, because it was Christmas. (*'Lympics*)
A Girlfriend's Rumbly Tummy

**A Girlfriend's Rumbly Tummy** is a standalone sketch. It is the first appearance of Michelle Brasier in any Aunty Donna sketch.

## Plot

Zach and his girlfriend Michelle are sitting on the sofa watching a movie. Zach says that even though their wages are vastly different, he's also had a tough day as the CEO of McDonalds. Money is down in every territory, apparently. Michelle offers if Zach would like to rest his head on her tum, but when he does he hears groaning coming from it. Michelle's tummy speaks to him, saying it wants chippies.

In bed, Zach is afraid. He lays on her tummy again. It introduces itself as Mr Tummy and says again that it wants chippies, and can bring him gold or the finest jewels in return.

The next day, Zach gives Michelle some chippies, asking if it pleases her. He says he needs to go for a walk, but gets a phonecall. It's Mr Tummy, and it says Zach made the wrong kind of chippies and now needs to get the right kind of chippies.

## Characters

* Zach
* Michelle
* Mr Tummy (Zachary Ruane)
11 February (releases)

On **11 February**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released.

* 2016 - *Being Bigoted in the Workplace* was released.
* 2021 - *Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 17 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire 3* was released.
* 2021 - *Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 18 - Tenet* was released.
* 2022 - *Pudcast S2E06 - Coles Finest Luxury Christmas Pudding* was released.
Backyard Cricket

**Backyard Cricket** is the second sketch in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

## Plot

The kids are playing cricket when Uncle Jim interrupts them, asking if he can have a go. He steps up to bat, but he goes out on the first bowl. Uncle Jim protests this as he says you can't go out on your first bowl, and Thomas, the umpire, accepts this. He hits the second bowl, and it's tippity runs so he has to run. He doesn't go fast enough and Thomas declares him out. Uncle Jim protests this, asking for one more chance, and so Thomas lets him. He hits the third bowl over the fence, but Thomas says they are operating under Six and Out rules also. Uncle Jim asks if Thomas is trying to fuck him. Uncle Ben asks Uncle Jim to give him a hand with the barbecue, so he has to go.

Ten minutes later, Uncle Jim returns in full cricket gear, demanding another go. The first bowl is hit by Uncle Jim but hits the fence and Thomas says it is a boundary. A montage plays of Uncle Jim getting a century. The Daggy Mum shouts at Uncle Jim to leave the kids alone. Tony Baloney from the Australian Sport Anti-Doping Authority approaches, prompting concern from Thomas.

In court, Uncle Jim is asked if he has ever tooken part in blood doping or used performance enhancing drugs. Uncle Jim says he has not. One of the kids says that they administered eight separate injections of Thymacine-Beta-4 in exchange for $15,000. Uncle Jim tries to get them to check Kyle's piss because they're all doing it too.

In an emotional documentary, Uncle Jim says he sometimes misses the game but he's not going to kill himself over choices he's made in the past. He talks about it in his new book, *Out for Six but Never Out*. He is interrupted by Uncle Ben who still wants him to help with the snags.

### After Credits

Uncle Jim cries in court over his sentencing, saying he won't be eating Splices where he's going. He asks Kyle where he got the Splice.
2017 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala

**2017 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala** was a show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival that supported Oxfam Australia and was recorded for ABC. In the show, Aunty Donna performed Everything's A Drum.

## Plot (Aunty Donna's bit)

Broden, Mark and Zach drum on tums, bums and thumbs. They drum on Emien's head, get a man to drum on Mark's willy untl he does a cum and refuse to drum on a lovely lady's breasts.

Zach tries to drum on a hat, but it doesn't work. He says that when Broden came to his farm 15 years ago, he told him that everything was a drum. Mark says he left his wife and gave Broden his life savings on this promise. Zach was just playing it wrong.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* Tom Armstrong as the drum boy
* Emien
1940s Zach

**1940s Zach** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 118 - Judas.

He is a 1940s version of Zach, alongside 1940s Broden. He is a casual misogynist. He fought in WWI as well as Vietnam, for which he was sent by John F. Kennedy. He has a mobile phone.

He was present at a Christmas play in 1940s Jerusalem when the 2018 versions of the boys travelled back in time. He called Mark a homeless bum because of his beard, and later became a one-dimensional character after drinking too much and suffering the Dengue fever. (*Podcast Ep 118 - Judas*)
AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 2 - We Bankin

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information.

**AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 2 - We Bankin** is the second episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Netflix poddy about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Topics

* The scissors of warning
* The controller of playing
* The Gaviscon of spicy/oily/fattiness
* The tissues of truth
* The dog of being dogged
* The fake tiger things of tigeriness
* The brewskis of brevity
* The Metamucil of discussion
* They bankin em
* The cup of coffee of talking shit
* The dog of being dogged has gone for a walk
* Calendars
* Scissor soundwaves
* Tote bags
Buckjoe Bill

**Buckjoe Bill** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

He is a radio show host. He is always fresh, and frequently makes hillbilly sounds. Sometimes, he needs to be translated by Broden.

He helped host the Country Morning Show. He sung about killing a baby with a hat pin and burying them in the back yard. He said that to kill Michael Worthington they should shoot him with a gun filled with hat pins. When Worthington joined the group, they instead decided to go and kill Sharon Tate and then Check-In Charlie. He asked Michelle Brasier about how to pair a pasta with a drink. (*Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Baron Gabriel de Franc

**Baron Gabriel de Franc** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Dating in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a French Baron from the year 1832.

## Biography

### Time travel to 2020 and meeting Aunty Donna

In 1832, he saw a strange light, stepped into it, and came out in 2020. He saw the Big Ol' House of Fun and walk inside to see Mark and Broden rapping about relatable things. He joined in depite realising that his friends were dead and he couldn't get home. He rapped about eating coq au vin at the Château de Chambolle and the maître d' serving Côte des Roses which was too subtle for the dish, as well as being late to haute cuisine by Marie Antoine Carême because of a student uprising's barricade in which they were dying on the breach. He also rapped the story of how he got there, and how it's funny when you call the teacher mum. He managed to catch the computer in a net when it was showing a notification, but wasn't allowed to come to the date that Broden, Mark and Zach were going on and so left, taking the net with him. (*Dating*)
Charlie Bonanno

**Charlie Bonanno** is the father of Mark Bonanno. He appears in several sketches, podcasts and live shows by Aunty Donna.

He is of Italian descent and is a butcher; he makes salami every so often. He has a big penis and misses his brother. He has previously worked on the East link tunnel and the Victorian Desalination Plant.

He has had a job as a crabber, and owned a large pet crab that Aunty Donna named their group after. When that crab died, he became mute and hasn't spoken since.

In the year 1999, Mark asked Zach if they could use the internet to send a letter to his dad that read "FUCK OFF AND DIE" in blood. Zach suggested using email. (*What Do You Think of This?*)

Mark once claimed that his father's penis was knobbed off by a Diglett and it bit off his scrote, inspiring Mark to draw scrotes. He also said his dad died from this, after Delta Goodrem said she'd fuck him. (*Podcast EP 2*)

Mark and Zach once invited him to their BBQ. Zach thanked him for coming, saying he hoped it took his mind off the fact that his brother just died. He didn't have the chance to say goodbye, but he brought some salami. The salami was very spicy which affected both Mark and Zach significantly. Charlie presented his Sicilian sausage to Manbeast who also tried it and fell unconscious from the heat. Charlie said it was only a mild salami. (*Charlie's Salami*)

He appeared in the background of a music video about dads. (*Chuffed (Dad Song)*)

When Mark was murdered, Zach sang a song to the tune of Billy Joel's *Piano Man* about eating Charlie's salami sausages in Collingwood. He seemed more concerned about the sausages than Mark being deceased. (*Podcast Ep 159 - The Donna Brekky Show*)

Charlie once went through trials to become a pirate captain, being put through the trial by Pirate Pete, Pirate Sam, Sparrow McMonkey, Sam Simmons and Rhonda Birchmore. The three trials were to do ten starjumps, declare his loyalty to the pirate shrine by way of an ancient pirate shanty, and to play the Compliment Game. He aced all three of these, despite almost being poisoned by Pirate Sam who he stabbed to death. During the latter of the three trials, Rhonda Birchmore sang that she remembered when Charlie came and saw her at the Weribee Arts Centre in the 1980s, and that he's authentic and lots of fun and goes with whatever bullshit the boys throw at him. Charlie said he loved Sparrow's little beak and soft feathers, and that he reminded him of the parrot from Aladdin. He proceeded to stab the entire crew to death, thus becoming the pirate captain. (*Podcast Ep 166 - Charlie Bonanno's Unedited Pirate Adventure, Charlie Bonanno's Pirate Adventure*)

1. ↑ https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/stop-everything/aunty-donna-pete-evans/12900010