I Have Two Words...

James, being a middle-aged man with a learning disability, has taken a liking to professional wrestling over the years. Though he does not mention it particularly often, pro-wrestling stable *D-Generation-X* has impacted his lexicon irreversibly by introducing to him the concept of the *crotch chop* and the iconic catchphrase "*I have two words for ya... suck it!*" (referring to fellatio). *Shawn Michaels* and *Triple-H* are two of the most notable wrestlers to have used this move, typically during *promos* or after an opponent was stunned during a match, though it is said to have originated from UK wrestler *Sean Waltman*.

Typically, the move is performed by putting your arms into an X formation and slamming them down into your thighs, gesturing towards one's penis. James keeps the X formation, but holds his arms above his crotch in order to convey the move in a picture.

James is no pro wrestler however, as much as he would probably like to be. When directed at another person, he uses the move to taunt people who choose to pirate his video game, or complain to him about their erectile dysfunction. More commonly, he will randomly take a picture performing the pose and caption it with "I have 2 words...", or add it to the end of an unrelated post (for whatever reason, he has referenced it while eating a banana multiple times. It is unknown what he could mean by this.)

In a tweet from September of 2022, James touts "I have two words" as one of his skills of value, along with water bucket challenge, Gangnam style, not m... and taking care of his son.

## Variations and notable other uses

Once, James directed the phrase towards Australian man Max for his accusing him of being horny. He has also directed it towards...

* M...
* Hackers
* People requesting money from him
* Trojan virus
* Job, although he still has to find one

James will occasionally change the phrase to mean something else.

* "Good night"
* "Happy new year"
* Variations on "Very cool, very swag, I like it"

*(Please note that two of these feature more than two words.)*

Fans and/or trolls have begun to use this phrase more often than James does, often making their own variations...

* "Proper employment", coined by LordAizen
* "Job application"
* "Get job", the most popular troll-created variation
* Possibly the most telling of all, "grow up"

## See also

* "*Suck it compilation*"
* "*DX got 2 Words 4 ya... S\*\*\* IT !*"

## References

1. ↑ https://nypost.com/2022/09/23/shawn-michaels-explains-origins-of-the-dx-suck-it-chop/
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1686602710601125888
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1661171125320032256
4. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1679274858121957376
5. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1649580142510080000
6. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1622941749604917248
7. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1682549513951776768
8. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1569307498754224130
9. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1578582913272381441
10. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1571300646812549120
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13. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1596047446282379270
14. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1579470998285750274
15. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1570916656444231680
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20. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1568449460363227137
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22. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1550290847379312640
23. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1600139843748564992
24. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1609110538600206338
25. ↑ https://twitter.com/i/status/1569307498754224130
26. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1554329318536269824
27. ↑ https://twitter.com/LordAizen18/status/1567015314554232833
28. ↑ https://twitter.com/imlosingmy\_edge/status/1622972802209808384
29. ↑ https://twitter.com/dogsplitter8/status/1562208050181816320
30. ↑ https://twitter.com/search?q=%22two%20words%22%20%22get%20job%22%20jamescagewhite&src=typed\_query
31. ↑ https://twitter.com/raynaizzance/status/1649580341693386752

1. ↑ From *Wikipedia*: "A team of three or more wrestlers, usually heels, who generally share common motives, allies and adversaries within a storyline (or through multiple storylines) and are often presented as having the same or very similar gimmicks."