Opening Intro/Merida and Paula's Normal Lives

Beauty and the Beast Parodies Studios Presents....

*(In a forest of some sort, many animals were busy doing their natural things, with a deer drinking from the creek. At a beautiful castle, many portraits were shown)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince and his little brother lived in a shining castle.

*(On the first stained glass window, it showed a somewhat familiar big armed man being vain. The other showed a familiar boy being kind)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind while his little brother was the opposite.

*(Then, another stained glass window showed an old woman approaching to the castle. On it, she was showing a beautiful red rose to the man and boy)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered them a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.

*(The man on the next stained glass window turned away while the boy looked on in shock, and the old woman glanced)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, despite his brother trying to convince him to let her in. But she warned them not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.

*(The door was closed as the woman in the stained glass window transformed. In the next one, it showed her true form as woman with cyan eyes, bleach blonde elbow-length hair with a peek-a-boo bang over her right eye, and wearing a silver crown on her head with red and blue jewels, gold dangly star-shaped earrings, a mint blue long-sleeved dress with white rims, and a yellow stone over a silver star-shaped brooch. She is Princess Rosalina. Anyway, the man and boy cowered in fear)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) And when the prince dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress named Rosalina. The prince tried to apologize along with his brother, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in the prince's heart.

*(Then Rosalina tapped her wand on the shameful man, followed by the frightened boy. Then four stained glass windows showed two normal hands becoming two hideous claws)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) And as punishment, she transformed the prince and his brother into two hideous demon bears, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there.

*(Now, in reality, we see the castle, more darker and covered by a thunderstorm. In the castle, the figure slashed his claws at the pictures, growling as he turned away)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) Ashamed of his monstrous form, the bigger Demon Bear concealed himself inside his castle while the little Demon Bear consoled him, with a magic mirror as their only window to the outside world.

*(Then we see the mirror and the glowing rose inside the glass container)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) The rose Rosalina had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until the little Demon Bear's sixth year, as well as the bigger Demon Bear's twenty-third year.

*(Finally, we cut back to the castle, while big dark clouds filled the sky, lightning flashed, thunder crashed, and rain heavily poured down)*

Narrator: (Voice-over) If they could learn to love two others, and earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, they would be doomed to remain Demon Bears for all time. As the years passed, they fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love two Demon Bears?

Beauty and the Demon Bear

*(One day, in a small French village, two girls, a woman, a man, and a falcon were leaving a cottage together. The first girl is a 16 year old girl with hip-length wild curly red hair, blue eyes, and wearing a dark blue long-sleeved, floor-length dress with pale gold trimming at the neckline, shoulders, and elbows and taupe boots, and sometimes carried a bow and quiver with arrows in it. She is Merida. The last girl is a 6 year old girl with fair skin, short blonde neck-length hair, rosy cheeks, blue eyes, and wearing a red ribbon in her hair, a pink short-sleeved dress with a white sash around her waist and white neck and sleeve rims, white socks, and fuchsia and white shoes. She is Paula, Merida's little sister. The woman is a 19 year old woman with hip-length reddish-brown hair tied in a ponytail, brown eyes, and wearing a dark yellow headband, a blue long-sleeved shirt underneath a yellow short-sleeved shirt that is also underneath a purple sleeveless tunic, blue stockings, and light brown shoes. She is Kayley. The man is a 22 year old man with short light brown shoulder-length hair, blue gray eyes, and wearing a sleeveless green vest over a light blue long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a brown belt with gold buckle, gray pants, and brown boots, and sometimes carried a brown wooden staff. He is Garrett, Kayley's husband. And the falcon is a slender male falcon with brown feathers, yellow eyes, a gold yellow curved beak and talons, an orange yellow stomach, and silver wings. He is Ayden, Garrett's loyal falcon. As they left, they walked towards the village with Merida carrying a book with a red cover as Merida and Paula began singing)*

Merida: **Little town**

**It's a quiet village**

**Everyday**

**Like the one before**

Paula: **Little town**

**Full of little people**

**Waking up to say....**

*(Then, assorted villagers came out to greet each other)*

Villagers: ***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

*(Merida's group noticed a baker named Basil of Baker Street walking by with bread)*

Merida: **There goes Basil the baker**

**With his tray like always**

**The same old bread and rolls to sell**

Paula: **Every morning just the same**

**Since the morning that we came**

**To this poor provincial town**

*(Basil greeted them happily)*

Basil: Good morning, guys!

Merida's group: Good morning, Basil!

Basil: Where are you off to today?

Merida: The bookshop.

Kayley: Merida just finished a most wonderful story!

Paula: About a beanstalk and an ogre!

Basil: That's wonderful! Wish you all luck! *(To Nurse Joy)* Joy! The baguettes! Hurry up!

Joy: *Oui*, Basil!

*(Merida's group giggled and after they, Joy, and Basil waved goodbye to each other, resumed their walk as the villagers started singing)*

Villagers: **Look, there they go**

**Those girls are strange, no question**

**Dazed and distracted can't you tell?**

**Never part of any crowd**

**'Cause their heads are on some cloud**

**No denying**

**They're funny girls**

**That Merida and Paula**

*(Merida's group just ignored their gossiping and hitched a ride on a wagon to the bookshop)*

Villager 1: ***Bonjour***

Kayley: **Good day**

Villager 1: **How is your family?**

Villager 2: ***Bonjour***

Villager 3: **Good day**

Villager 2: **How is your wife?**

Villager 4: **I need six eggs**

Villager 5: **That's too expensive**

Merida: **There must be more**

**Than this provincial life**

*(Then, the group entered the bookshop with a mouse named Dr. David Q. Dawson noticing them)*

Dawson: Oh, guys.

Paula: Good morning, Dawson.

Merida: (Gives him the book) I came to return the book I borrowed.

Dawson: (Smiles) Finished already?

Merida: Well, I couldn't put it down. *(Looks in the shelves)* You got anything new?

Dawson: Well, not since yesterday.

Garrett: (Chuckles) She does love her books.

Merida: It's okay.... I'll borrow.... *(Snatches a blue book)* This one.

*(Dawson accepted it from Merida before looking at it)*

Dawson: That one? *(Chuckles)* But you've read it twice.

Merida: But it's me and my friends' favorite!

*(She swings on the ladder, rolling down the track)*

Merida: Far off places.

Kayley: Daring swordfights.

Garrett: Magic spells.

Paula: And a prince in disguise.

Dawson: (Chuckles) Well, if you like it so much, it's yours.

*(He gave it back to Merida as the group got surprised)*

Merida: But Dawson....

Garrett: You shouldn't.

*(The group exited the bookshop)*

Dawson: Now come, I insist.

Merida: (Giving in happily) Oh, thank you so very much.

*(The group happily left with Merida reading her new book after waving goodbye with Dawson while three villagers noticed)*

Villagers: **Look there they go**

**Those girls are so peculiar**

**I wonder if they're feeling well**

Female villagers: **With a dreamy far-off look**

Male villagers: **And their noses stuck in a book**

Villagers: **What a puzzle to the rest of us are that Merida and Paula**

*(The group sat on the edge of a fountain as a herd of sheep were passing by, with some of them stopping to look at the group with some of them sitting)*

Merida: **Oh, isn’t this amazing?**

Kayley: (Playfully) What's that?

Merida: **It’s my favorite part because, you’ll see**

Paula: **Here’s where she meets Prince Charming**

**But she won’t discover that it’s him until chapter three**

*(Then, a herder shoved the stray sheep away before leaving)*

Garrett: (Shrugs) Those sheep sometimes....

*(They got up and left, passing the hat shop while a woman and a man were inside, with the woman trying on some hats)*

Woman: **Now it’s no wonder**

**That their names mean "Brave" and "Small"**

**Their looks have got no parallel**

Man: **But behind those fair facade**

**I’m afraid they’re rather odd**

**Very different from the rest of us**

Villagers: **They’re nothing like the rest of us**

**Yes, different from the rest of us are Merida**

*(A flock of geese flew overhead and one was shot down when a rifle shot was heard. A male humanoid Beanbean creature and a male teenage boy came running over into the middle of the road and held the bag open, only for the dead goose to fall a yard in front of them. The male Beanbean creature has green skin, yellow eyes, and wearing a black beret hat with a green top, a purple eyemask, a purple and light purple striped long-sleeved shirt, white gloves, black pants, and black shoes. He is Popple. And the male teenage boy looks like Sora, but he has pale skin, short spiky black hair, and yellow eyes, and is wearing a black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, a black and red bodily vein-like tunic, red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around the waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long knee-length spiky black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, and pale dark red leg boots, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes)*

Vanitas: (Glaring flatly) Missed, Popple.

*(Popple placed the goose inside before he and Vanitas ran to two figures. The first figure is a 30 year old man with short crewcut-like black and gray hair and a tiny black skinny mustache, wearing a yellow long-sleeved hunter shirt with the sleeves rolled up, brown taped wristbands, a red neck tie, a brown belt loop around the torso, a brown belt around the shirt, dark yellow pants, and brown and light brown shoes, and sometimes carried a two-barrel gun. He is William Clayton, or simply Clayton. And the last figure is a 17 year old boy with short blonde hair, blue eyes, an old healed slash-like scar above his nose bridge, and wearing a black sockhat with white Japanese Kanji sewn on the front, a blue zip-up tanktop with white rims underneath a white long sleeveless vest with a blue rim, red pants with a brown waist rim and a yellow string to support it, and black boots with a blue string around the ankles on each of them. He is Seifer Almasy)*

Popple: Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Clayton! You and Seifer're the greatest hunters and war heroes in the whole world!

Clayton: (Grins in agreement) I know.

Seifer: Thanks for the flattery.

Vanitas: Yeah, I bet that no beast could stand a chance against you two and no girl for that matter.

Clayton: It's true, Popple and Vanitas.

Seifer: (Points to Merida's group) And Clayton and I've got my sights set on that those two gals.

Vanitas: What?

Popple: You mean the king and queen's daughters?

Clayton: Of course, they're the ones!

Seifer: Merida's the girl Clayton's going to marry like I will with Paula.

Popple: But-But, they....

Seifer: The most beautiful girls in town!

Popple: I know that, but...

*(Vanitas elbows him and agrees with Clayton and Seifer)*

Vanitas: Well, that makes them the best.

Clayton: (Grabs Popple) And don't Seifer and I deserve the best?

Popple: Well, of course you do, but....

*(The poacher dropped the Beanbean creature before he and the evil teenage boy sang, looking at their reflections and fixing themselves smugly)*

Clayton: **Right from the moment when we met them, saw them**

**We both said they're gorgeous and we fell**

Seifer: **Here in town there’s only them**

**Who as beautiful as us**

Clayton and Seifer: **So I’m making plans to woo and marry Merida and Paula**

*(Then, Merida's group walked by Clayton and Seifer with the two following them, passing by three girls named Lee, Marie, and May Kanker)*

Kankers: **Look there they go**

**Aren’t they dreamy?**

**Clayton and Seifer**

**Oh, they’re so cute**

**Be still my heart**

**I’m hardly breathing**

**They’re such tall, dark, strong and handsome brutes**

*(With that, the three fainted as Clayton and Seifer struggled to catch up to Merida's group, who easily walked through the crowd in town)*

Villager 1: ***Bonjour***

Clayton: **Pardon**

Villager 2: **Good day**

Villager 3: ***Mais oui***

Villager 4: **You call this bacon?**

Villager 5: **What lovely grapes**

Villager 6: **Some cheese**

Villager 7: **Ten yards**

Villager 8: **One pound**

Clayton and Seifer: **Excuse us**

Villager 9: **I'll get the knife**

Seifer: **Please let us through**

Villager 10: **This bread**

Villager 11: **Those fish**

Villager 10: **It's stale**

Villager 11: **They smell**

Villager 12: **Madam's mistaken**

Merida and Paula: **There must be more than this provincial life**

Clayton and Seifer: **Just watch**

**We're going to make Merida and Paula our wives**

*(The villagers gathered around Clayton and Seifer and eventually surrounded them)*

Villagers: **Look there they go**

**Two girls who're strange but special**

**Two most peculiar *madamoiselles***

**It's a pity and a sin**

**They don't quite fit in**

*(Clayton and Seifer then took a shortcut from the rooftop of a house towards a tree)*

Male villagers: **But they really are funny girls**

Female villagers: **Two beauties but two funny girls**

Villagers: **They really are funny girls**

**That Merida and Paula**

Assorted villagers: ***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

***Bonjour***

*(As the song ended, Merida's group looked back at the crowd, who were finished and doing their own business)*

Garrett: Gossiping about Merida and Paula again.

Kayley: (Rolls her eyes) Oh, brother.

*(They then shrugged, going back to their routine before a familiar poacher and evil teenage boy landed in front of them)*

Clayton: Hello, Merida.

Seifer: Good day, Paula.

Merida: (In a flat polite tone) *Bonjour*, Clayton.

Paula: (In a flat polite tone) Hi, Seifer.

Merida's group: (In a flat tone) Hey.

*(Clayton then snatched her book, chuckling a bit)*

Merida: (Annoyed) Clayton, can I have my book back please?

*(Clayton handed Seifer the book)*

Kayley: She said "Please."

*(Seifer only examined it, turning the pages)*

Seifer: How can you read something like this? There's no pictures.

Paula: Well, some people use their imaginations.

*(Merida's group snickered a little)*

Kayley: (Giggling a bit) Good one, Paula.

*(Seifer and Clayton only sighed, looking at the two)*

Clayton: Look, it's about time you and your friends got your heads out of these books.

*(Seifer tossed the book in a mud puddle as they gasped)*

Paula: Hey!

Clayton: And paid attention to someone more important.

Clayton and Seifer: Like us.

*(The Scottish princess only grabbed the book, cleaning it up while the Kankers sighed lovingly)*

Kayley: (Scoffs) Like you, Clayton and Seifer?

Garrett: Two dorks?

Clayton: Like us, yes, but dorks, no. The whole town's talking about it. It's not right for a woman and her friends like you to read.

Seifer: Sooner or later, they start getting ideas.... And thinking.

Paula: (Frowns) You're positively primeval, you two.

Seifer: Thanks, Paula.

Clayton: That was an insult, but we'll accept!

*(He and Seifer prepared to place their arms around Merida and Paula respectively, with the two girls both looking uncomfortable)*

Seifer: So, what do you say you two and us ditch your friends and walk over to the tavern and look at my trophies?

Paula: (Backing away) Maybe some other time, Seifer.

Marie: What's wrong with those girls?

Lee: Those girls are crazy.

May: (Lovingly) But those two hunks are gorgeous.

*(The group only backed away from Clayton and Seifer)*

Merida: Please, Paula and I can't. We have to go home and help our parents out.

Garrett: So long, guys.

*(That was when, after catching up to Clayton and Seifer, Vanitas smirked while he and Popple spoke)*

Vanitas: You mean those crazy loony tyrants?

Popple: They need all the help they can get!

*(The four only laughed cruelly until Merida and Paula spoke up angrily while their friends glared angrily)*

Paula: Oh, you four are so immature!

Merida: And don't talk about our parents that way!

*(Clayton and Seifer then acted like they're standing up for the two girls)*

Seifer: Yeah, don't talk about their parents that way, Popple!

*(He bopped the Beanbean creature on the head with his fist)*

Popple: Ow! But you laughed too!

*(Clayton slaps him)*

Popple: Okay. Shutting up.

Merida: Besides, Paula and my parents are not crazy. They're geniuses.

Kayley: That's right!

Garrett: And you can take that to the bank!

*(Then, an explosion was heard at the house the group were in. They looked at it and quickly ran while Clayton, Seifer, Vanitas, and Popple laughed again, even when Vanitas slapped Popple down. At Merida and Paula's home, the group arrived before they went to the basement, where there was smoke everywhere)*

Merida: Mom, Dad?

Paula: Mommy, Daddy?

*(In the middle of the room, a man was coughing while stuck in a barrel with a woman helping him out. The man is muscular with short red hair, a red beard and mustache, a peg leg in place of his left foot, blue eyes, and wearing a silver crown, silver gauntlet-like bracelets, brown armor consisting a sleeveless shirt, pants, and boots, a large brown leather belt with a gold buckle, and a green and red long-sleeved long tartan robe, and sometimes wears a brown fanny pack. He is King Fergus, Merida and Paula's father. The woman with him has long dark brown hair braided in a ponytail, brown eyes, and wearing a green long-sleeved dress with gold rims, a gold tiara, and green shoes. She is Elinor, Fergus' wife and Merida and Paula's mother)*

Fergus: (Coughing) Och, how did this happen?

*(Elinor cleaned him a bit after freeing him from the barrel, looking concerned with the others, whom they noticed coming in)*

Paula: You all right, Daddy?

Fergus: Yes.

Elinor: The engine exploded again. Even shot my husband in the barrel.

Fergus: And I'm ready to give up.... *(Glares at the machine)* On this *bawheid* piece of junk!

*(He kicked the machine lightly, though it hurt his foot. The group giggled a bit, knowing he said that before)*

Paula: You always say that.

Fergus: I mean it this time! My wife and I'll never get this thing working on time!

Merida: Of course you will, and you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow.

*(Fergus crosses his arms and scoffed)*

Paula: (Nods) And you might become a great ruler.

Kayley: Next to Elinor, of course.

Fergus: (Surprised) You really believe that?

Group: Yes.

*(He smiled, grabbing a wrench)*

Fergus: Then what are we waiting for? Let's get started! We'll have this thing done in no time!

*(He and Elinor placed on some goggles and aprons before continuing)*

Fergus: Oh, and could you hand me that dog-legged clencher, Merida.

Merida: Of course.

*(She grabbed the clencher from the desk, giving it to him)*

Elinor: So, guys, did you have fun in town today?

Merida: Well, I got a new book...

Paula: Listen, Mommy, Daddy, do you think Merida and I are.... Well, odd?

Garrett and Kayley: (Shocked) You? Odd?

Elinor: Where did you get that idea from?

Paula: Well, I don't know. It's just that, well.... People talk.

Garrett: Obviously gossiping about you again.

Merida: Well, it is true, but the truth is, we don't have anyone else to talk to.... Aside from you guys.

Fergus: Well, what about Clayton and Seifer? They seem like stout lads.

Paula: Not to mention dumb and disrespectful.

Merida: And rude, selfish, and conceited, and.... *(Sighs)* Oh, they're not the right types for me or Paula.

*(Then, the Scottish king and queen came out from under the machine as they continued)*

Elinor: Not to worry, girls.

Fergusm: Because this invention's going to be the start of a new life for us. And I think that about does it.

*(He grabs the lever)*

Fergus: Let's give this thing a test, shall we?

*(He pulled the lever and the machine started whirling, then as the group prepared to brace themselves, it started chopping wood, then sprang it to a small wood pile, much to the group's surprise, then happiness)*

Kayley: It works!

Fergus: It does?

*(Another one nearly hit him, forcing him to duck)*

Fergus: (Chuckles a bit as he realizes) It does!

Paula: Yay!

Merida: You did it!

Elinor: We really did it!

Kaykey: We knew you could do it!

Garrett: Yeah! Just believe and you'll do it!

Fergus: That's right. Now we're off to the fair!

*(Then, another wood hit his head, unknowingly to him)*

Fergus: Ow!

*(Later that day, Merida, Paula, and their friends helped Fergus and Elinor pack the invention in a wagon with a black horse with a black mane and tail and a white snout, socks, and hooves waiting to pull it. That horse is Angus)*

Garrett: That should do it.

*(Once done packing, Fergus and Elinor climbed onto the seat of the wagon and Fergus held the reins holding Angus. The two then turned to the group with smiles)*

Elinor: Garrett, Ayden, girls, we won't be gone long. So take care.

Group: We will!

Fergus: Oh, and Merida, Paula?

Merida and Paula: Hm?

Fergus: Any souvenirs my wife and I can bring home for you guys?

Elinor: Name them.

Kayley: I would like a new dress. And matching slippers.

Garrett: And a sword and shield for me.

*(Ayden chirped happily, much to the king and queen's confusion)*

Fergus and Elinor: (Confused) Huh?

Garrett: Ayden says he would like a new bird cage with a cover. That's what he said.

*(Getting what the man said, Fergus and Elinor finally understood and nodded)*

Fergus and Elinor: (Realizing) Oh, okay.

Merida and Paula: And we'd like a rose.

Elinor: Okay on you guys, but wow, Merida and Paula, another rose gift?

Paula: They're mine and Merida's favorite flower.

Merida: Doesn't matter what color we want. It's important that we just get one from you.

Kayley: Yes. Who doesn't like roses?

*(Fergus and Elinor chuckled a bit)*

Fergus: Och, how could we refuse?

Elinor: Okay. A new dress and slippers, a new sword and shield, a new bird cage with a cover, and a rose, it is.

Fergus: We promise.

*(They ride off, with both groups waving goodbye)*

Group: (Waving) Goodbye, Your Majesties! (Goodbye, Mom/Mommy and Dad/Daddy!)

Garrett: (Waving) Good luck!

Fergus and Elinor: (Waving) Goodbye!

*(Then, after that, the king, the queen, and the horse pulling the wagon left)*

***Coming up: Fergus and Elinor get lost while trying to get to the fair and after being chased and almost ambushed by Wolfos, stumble upon a certain castle and its inhabitants.***