Tex Goes Over The Hedge Part Five: Heather. EXE, Lou. EXE, and Penny. EXE Team Up

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RJ, Hammy, Verne, Heather, Toppy, Rohan, Dave, Tex, and I all stared at each other in complete silence after Verne revealed that he gave the food back to it's rightful owners, AKA blew it up. Five minutes later, Heather broke the silence.

"We like worked our tails off, you know?! Like a lot!" yelled Heather. "And the food we gathered was totally, you know! And you're all whatever!"

"To translate this valley girl talk," said Toppy. "Verne! What were you thinking?! The log was full!"

"Yeah," said Verne. "Full of junk!"

"Besides," said Toppy, as he turned angrily to RJ. "None of this would have happened if RJ hadn't asked me to be his best man at his wedding!"

"WHAT?!" yelled RJ. "No, Toppy. It was Verne's fault for thinking you were dangerous."

"No," said Rohan. "It's the EXE's fault! It made everyone bitter!"

"Personally, I blame the liberal media," said Tex.

"I don['t even know what you're saying!" yelled Verne to Tex.

We all continued to argue about who's fault it was that the food was gone, with two days left to get it back. But at that moment, the EXE got onto Heather and started to transform.

"Guys!" yelled Heather. "I don't know what's going on!"

"The EXE," I said, in horror. "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

"Dude," said Toppy. "You've been saying run for 30 minutes now. Gonna come?"

"Yeah," I said. "Let's go."

So, we all ran back to the hedge and away from Heather. EXE. But there was only one problem: Penny, Lou, and their kids, who I later learned were named Buck, Spike, and Quillo, were all affected by the EXE, which had combined all of them together into one psychotic five-headed porcupine EXE monster! We all gasped in horror as we saw the monster.

"Hello, guys," said Penny. EXE. "Care to stay for dinner?"

"Penny! Lou! Buck! Quillo! Spike! Don't worry! We'll save ya!" said RJ.

"I don't think so!" said Heather. EXE, as she crashed through the other side of the hedge.

"GUYS! GO!" yelled Hammy, as he got out a can of Redbull. "I got this!"

At that moment, Hammy drank the entire Redbull in under five minutes and the world went slow for a bit. Hammy tied the five-headed porcupine. EXE monster to Heather. EXE and gave them each a big bear hug. Then, he grabbed some of RJ's fur and gave it to Heather. EXE to snif, so she could turn back to Heather. Finally, he grabbed Toppy and threw him towards the EXE creatures, so he could hug them. When Hammy's caffeine wore off, Heather, Lou, Penny, Spike, Quillo, and Bucky were back to normal.

"We're back!" said Lou. "Thanks there, Hammy and Toppy!"

"Of course!" said Hammy.

"Dude!" said Toppy. "That was the coolest thing ever, but don't ever do that again."

"OK!" said Hammy.

"Wow," said Verne, amazed. "That was amazing, guys!"

"It was nothing," I said, with pride.

Then, Verne realized something.

"I've been a complete jerk to you guys," said Verne, sadly.

"Hey," said Tex. "It's OK, Verne. You're just doing what is best for your family. But it's not fair to call us dangerous, if you don't give u a chance to do something proper."

"I agree," said Toppy, before he realized something. "Wait! What day is it today?!"

"Um, Saturday?" said Ozzie.

At that moment, everyone's eyes widened in horror.

"It's day 6!" said Verne, in horror. "Vincent comes for the food tomorrow! The food that I blew up!"

"WHAT?!" yelled Penny, Lou, Stella, and Ozzie.

"I know!" said Verne, hyperventilating. "If we don't get all of that food back, we'll be the food!"

"OH NO!" yelled Tex, as he imagined all of us on Vincent's dinner table, with apples in our mouths.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" We all screamed in horror.

"What are we gonna do?!" asked Ozzie, in horror. "Between this and that EXE stuff, we'll be Vincent's dinner!"

"Keep calm," said Toppy. "We got a plan."

What would our plan be? Would we get back all of the food in time? We didn't know yet. But the EXE would get us once again.

(To be continued...)