1990 Early Reel/Transcript

*[The still version of the 1990 GRAFx Studios logo fades in and out.]*

### Opening Scene

* *[The lost story begins at an ice cream parlor that's modeled after Edward Hoppers' famous 1990 painting "Nighthawks" with subtitles fade in entitled "4/20/90" and fades out in a dark rainy night. Inside, we see Jimmy Gourd **as an ice cream man cleaning plates behind the counter, and** Larry the Cucumber**, sitting and sleeping next to a glass window, alone and fidgeting. There're three almost empty sundae glasses on his table: two pink and one green. Larry appears to be having a nightmare of some kind. We fade into it.]***

* **Archibald Asparagus** (from "His Cheeseburger"): Ex-ex-ex-excuse me, I have an announcement. (continues reading the letter) ...and as the result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song..."

* Larry (from "The Song of the Cebu"): *Boy is riding with cebu...* Um... No wait. (No wait.)

* Archibald (from "TSotC"): (Th-th-) This is quite disappointing... (-disappointing... -disappointing...)

* *[We fade back to Larry, still dreaming...]*

* Larry: No. No!

* *[...then back to his nightmare...]*

* Archibald (from "HC"): Management has decided (-decided -decided...) that other performers... (-performers...)

* Mr. Lunt (from "HC"): *Cause you're his cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger...*

* Archibald: Silly songs is cancelled... (Silly songs is cancelled- -is cancelled...) until further notice. (-cancelled...) Silly songs is cancelled... (-cancelled... -cancelled... -cancelled...)

* *[...and back to Larry, who's fidgeting more vigorously.]*

* Larry: Jibee! Jibee! Jibee! Nnnnn! Nnnnnn! No wait! Nnnnnn! Jibee! Jibee!

* *[Jimmy begins to take notice of Larry's spastic squeaking and fidgeting.]*

* Larry: Nnnnnnn! Cebu! Nnnnn!

* Jimmy: Hey.

* Larry: Jibee!

* Jimmy: Hey-hey, Mr. You okay?

* Larry: Jibee! Nnnnnn! Nnnn! Jibee!

* Jimmy: Mr.! Wake up, Mr.! Mr.?!

* *[As Jimmy rushes over to see if Larry's okay.]*

### Early Reel 1990 (Part #1)

* *[We fade back to Jimmy and Larry. Sadly, Larry didn't has an ice pack for lost episode. He also has a cup of coffee in front of him.]*

* Jimmy: You had me worried there for a while, buddy. You okay?

* Larry: Eeugh... it had to rhyme!

* Jimmy: That's DESPICABLE.

* (Suddenly, the Scallion Trio bust open Jimmy's ice cream parlor door)

* Scallion #1: Aha! (The door swings back and whacks him in the face) Ow. (Then the door swings open again) Aha!

(The camera focuses on Larry getting scared. Shrill violin sounds are heard as the Scallions' shadows get closer to him. Then we cut to the next scene where the Scallion Trio carry Larry to the lions' den in the hills. The Scallions' hop to the Thomas and Friends theme "The Runaway Theme" (S2) Freelance but with -0.75 pitch down.)

* Larry: So you guys are the wiseman. Well that's pretty cool. I mean, like, have you always been wise? Or did you have to go to school for that? Were you serious about that cheese ball thing? (The camera cuts back twice after the four final notes) Hey, I can see my house from here!

* (Larry's "house from here!" echoes, and we cut to the hole where the entrance is, with the lion sign in front of it. A lion can be heard growling down there from underneath. Then we cut back to the scallions carrying Larry. Scallion #1 talks to him.)

* Scallion #1: Daniel, because you have violated section four-two-one-nine-two-R-nine-four thousand-six-dot-one-dash-seven... B [4219-2RN-4,000-6.1-7B], of the code of Babylon forbidding prayer to anyone but King Darius, you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye. (The Scallion Trio throw Larry down the hole)

* Larry: (same scream from second Star Wars film)

* (Larry falls until he hits the ground off screen with a big explosion.)

* Jerry: (Losing hope) But, There's no harm...

* *[Cutting to a black screen, then screen fades with a closing message "There's Nothing Quite Like It" with a 1990 copyright byline along with 1990 GRAFx Studios logo.]*

## Ending Scene

* *[The Breakdown Train Theme (S2) Pop Goes the Diesel variant plays as the Ghost of Larry the Cucumber risen from the lions den and moved to the King Darius's castle and sits on the throne as Ghost of Larry's eyes glowed red]*

* Larry: (evilly chuckles like Timothy) God made you special, and He loves you very much. (demonic laughing)

* (end of transcript as end credits rolls)