History

## The Origin of Familia Lasciva

    It all began on a faithful day, when the current God of the Mafia overestimated both time and their own leadership. Having went on a nostalgia trip to a studio that failed to make it far, God was once again intrigued with the way of working with certain themes and experimenting.

God told the Prophet and the Mascot about this idea, while still acknowledging the fact it would be a foolish choice. Hoping for the Prophet and Mascot to inform God of that it was a bad idea, God was startled by their enthusiasm. Disappointed but amused, God gave in to their encouragement but also adding that they had to "follow along to hell".

For hours, they brainstormed.. Finally, after a long time of struggle; the name was decided. Shortly after, a video announcing their idea was created.

It was the beginning of Familia Lasciva.

## The Dark Era

The Dark Era spans from year 2017-2020, from the very beginning of its birth and for the next three years. While the mafia still had its good moments and released MEPs that they felt happy with, the Dark Era was in hindsight a difficult and trying time that proved to be an invaluable experience to the Lascivan Mafia. It is not to describe a time during which they suffered wholeheartedly, but to describe a time of struggling to stay alive, disorganised leaders, great inactivity and vague deadlines. It is a precious time to the Lascivian Mafia, despite how trying it turned out to be. Artifacts that were created during the Dark Era include The Holy Book and the Lascivan Summoning System.

### The Recruitment Period

It was a difficult time in Familia Lasciva, their patience was running thin and so, when they received their first audition from the person that would later become **Dory the First**, the leader trio was ecstatic. This happened by complete accident when God accidentally sent the audition announcement to Dory the First, who went on to receive the title of "the beacon". After this, they received auditions more frequently and they couldn't be happier. Soon the mafia was filled will all kinds of people and they decided it would be enough for the year, closing applications.

### *The Race of the **Seven Nation Armies***

Although the mafia was peaceful and content, each and every day making new invaluable memories and bonding with each other, the world was not. Outside of the mansion was a cruel and dark world with two nations opposing each other. The two armies fought, battling until the soil turned bloody, and God was not pleased. Therefore, God reached out to her companions, and asked them to join her in a battle to end all battles. The Prophet, Mascot, Beacon and Godfather all agreed.

They discussed what resources they should hire in order to battle against the two nations, and agreed on hiring volleyball players. They could hit volleyballs hard, surely they would be able to use this in battle. They had a maximum of two weeks to hire their guys, and train them for battle. Time passed quickly, and the volleyball guys followed them into battle, letting out battle cries while holding their volleyballs high up into the air as they raced towards the ribcage. On the opposing side, came the other two armies.

It was the race of the seven nation armies...

### The Battle of the **Ribcage**

The journey to the Ribcage was a long and tedious one. and the armies struggled on their way there. It demanded a lot of them all, but they powered through despite hurt, heartbreak, bad weather and surprise attacks. During their journey, more people joined their company; the Undertaker, God's wife, President, Mafioso and the brave warriors F i n e, forgetmenot, Viki, //Nameless-Chain// and Worldie. Together they raced towards the Ribcage, but their arrival was delayed with two days upon some of their companions spraining their feet during a difficult climb. They had no choice but to rest for two more days, and they discussed their anger regarding what the nations had done to the people over a camp fire, as people do. During their journey, it made it clear to them that the people were suffering, and that they must end it. During their journey more people had joined their ranks, and they did not have just the volleyball guys on their team anymore. Now they were not five small armies anymore, but five grand ones.

Finally, after the two-day's rest they continued and before long, they arrived at the Ribcage. They were worn down, worked to their very bones, but they had done well and they felt a sense of inner peace as they arrived. However, this would not last and they gave their best battle cry as they headed straight into battle with the two nations. The Battle of the Ribcage lasted for seven hard, long minutes but in the end, they won. Peace was restored to the land, and the people were happy, or so they thought..

### The Desolation of **Hurricane** Vaticanta

The tired company travelled back to the Lascivan mansion after the long and hard journey and battle. They were in high spirits to have won, and believed that the people would now be able to live comfortably and happily. However, during the journey back they realised that something was wrong - the people didn't seem as happy as they expected them to be and they almost appeared to be living in fear. The Prophet took command and asked around in the village to find out what was wrong. The answer he received? The Fake Church. The Fake Church was the church of one of the now fallen nations, and they did not worship God, but another god which the Lascivan mafia did not recognise. For obvious reasons, this worried the Prophet and he decided that they should go undercover in order to find out what the Fake Church was doing to the world and its people. God, the Beacon, God's wife, the Mascot, Godfather, Mafioso, President and the brave warriors Worldie, forgetmenot and //Nameless-Chain// all decided to join the Prophet's team of spies.

What the spy team uncovered was far more gruesome than they could ever have imagined. The cruelty of the Fake Church was far greater than they could ever have imagined. They were sacrificing people, targeting those of poor villages, calling forth demons, and bringing destruction to their people. The land was once again plagued by chaos, all in the name of promoting the god of the Fake Church. They claimed that in exchange for prayers, they would call for their god to help the people, or do god's work in god's stead. What the Fake Church chose not to disclose, was that their 'god' was a monster, perfectly capable of bringing about the end of the world. The spy team knew that they had to do something about this, and they began to fight the monsters, save the sacrificed people and fighting the believers of the Fake Church. What the spy team didn't expect, was for the Fake Church to unleash a massive hurricane on the world with the help of their god's power. The Lascivan Mafia chose to nickname it Hurricane Vaticanta, and Hurricane Vaticanta unleashed massive destruction and brought forth demons stronger than the Lascivan Mafia had ever encountered before that day.

What the Fake Church had failed to realise was that their god spared mercy for no one, and began to attack every living thing standing in its way. The Fake Church panicked, and prayed to their god to spare them from its anger, but it did not listen and had soon destroyed the church, and killed all of its members either by itself, Hurricane Vaticanta or with its demons. It was up to the Lascivan Mafia to defeat it and at the very last second, before world destruction, the Mafia struck down the evil demon and saved the world. Unfortunately Hurricane Vaticanta had destroyed their home, their mansion, but at least they were all alive, for now..

### *The **Stay** at the Mafia Mansion: The Second Recruitment Period*

Following the Battle of the Ribcage and the Desolation of Hurricane Vaticanta, the mafia was exhausted in both body and soul. Although the people had been freed from the Fake Church and saved from the Hurricane, the land was no longer what it once was. The mafia was not what it once was either. They had lost some of their beloved members, and together they went home to heal. Despite their exhaustion and sorrow, their bond was now stronger than ever, and they would spend their nights talking for hours while drinking hot beverages. Seeing how empty the mansion had become, the Prophet was deeply saddened and he approached their grieving God and the Mascot. The Prophet suggested that they recruited new mafialings, and they thought that was a good idea. However, God was worried that they did not have the same resources that they used to, but Prophet assured her that he had an idea. Now with their bonds stronger than ever, they would work together with their fellow mafialings to create flyers that they would pass out together. Everyone thought that was a wonderful idea, and Prophet started the project together with God, the Mascot, the Beacon, Godfather, and the Undertaker. Together they would stay up late, cuddled up under blankets while they wrote, painted and sang. Thus the second recruitment period began, and the mafia accepted new people into their beloved home, the mafia.

### The Construction of the Mafia's **Masterpiece**: The Art Museum

One day, the Mascot approached God and the Prophet. With the new mafialings in the mansion things had become livelier, and were looking up for the mafia. She told them that she wished to build an art museum, but she did not know whether or not this was a good idea. God and Prophet encouraged her and so, the Mascot employed the help of beautiful people from the land; including the help from the Prophet, God, the Beacon, Godfather, the Undertaker, the President and the brave warrior xlemonteafantasy. The construction wasn't easy, and the Mascot could unfortunately not see it to the end due to things she had not been able to predict. Because of this God and Prophet decided to support her, and took over the roles as project leaders. It was a trying project, but in the end their Art Museum stood tall and proud. To honor the beauties that had helped them during the construction, their portraits were hung inside of the museum to be admired for centuries to come.

## The Rebirth of the Mafia

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