Death Race: three animals and the green plumber

## Description

Three anthro animals and a plumber in green! Who will win?

## Intro

A spotlight shines down as Ringmaster steps into the light. Ringmaster catches the mic as the podium he stands on floats.

Ringmaster: Hello ladies and Gents, and welcome to the one, the only, DEATH RACE!!!!! Today's race we have three anthromorphic animals driving vehicles, and one plumber in green, driving to the death! Ok then, now, ONTO THE REVIEWS!

### Luigi's Standard Kart.

Ringmaster: First up here's Luigi driving a standard kart, recognisable by anyone. The Standard Kart has well rounded stats in all areas except drift, and even its low drift benefits it by allowing it to snake easier. And watch out for Luigi's nasty Death Stare! Hoo boy, you don't wanna see that. Trust me, I know.

### Courage driving Eustace's Truck.

Ringmaster: Next up, we bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog driving his owner's Eustace's Truck, This ute is the vehicle used by the Bagge family for transport, and is owned by Eustace obviously. This truck has no official name or direct correspondence to any real-life vehicle, and is simply known as Eustace's Truck. Little is known about the vehicle, other than that it has been repaired many times by Eustace.

### Garfield's Kart

Ringmaster: Up next is the lasagna lover himself Garfield! He has an kart too, and that's all we know. Hopefully he doesn't fall asleep thinking it's Monday folks!

Garfield: Real funny.

### Red's Super Roaster

Ringmaster: And last, but certainly not least we have Red from Angry Birds, in his car, the Super Roadster! It is the final stage of the Semi-Skimmer and the upgrade to the Iron Bolt. It's CC in Angry Birds Go! was 400. So don't underestimate it! Or Red's powerful anger!

Ringmaster: Now that were done, let's join our commentators, Wiz and Boomstick before we start the race! Let's get ready to rock!

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Wiz: Thanks again Ringmaster, This will be incredible, seeing super smart animals display their intelligence.

**Boomstick: Okay well, I dunno about that, Luigi is in the race too, but anyways! Let's see who will win!**

Wiz: Alright, let's get this show going!

**Boomstick: Ok Wiz, Let's do this!**

## Death Race

(Luigi, Courage, Garfield and Red start revving up their engines at the starting line. However, Red is using a slingshot to launch his car. The other three racer's look at him in Confusion.)

Red: What?

Wiz: Let's join our racers on the starting line!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH RACE!

(Each racer rocket's off the start line, with Garfield getting in front of the rest.)

Wiz: They're off! And Garfield immediately takes the lead while Red struggles to catch up.

Boomstick: But look out! Luigi's catching up!

(Luigi slowly manages to speed up and manages to pass Garfield.)

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Wiz: And Luigi now taking the lead!

Luigi: Bingo! Ho ho ho ho!

Boomstick: But Red's looks like he's catching up! Damn, he's determined.

~Cut back to the race~

Boomstick: He's s using his speed boost!

(Red immediately activated his Speed Boost to pass Luigi, and cruise into first place.)

Wiz: And coming up are the Item Boxes!

(Luigi, Courage, Garfield and Red gives all Item Boxes)

(Courage gets a Super Leaf and activates it.)

(Eustace's truck then grows a tail, and it fly's away, Courage sees Red's first place, the truck is about to land and snatch Red's first place, until...)

Red: Ha! I see your trying to take first place...but I have a bomb thingy now! Kinda looks like Bomb.

(Red, having gotten a Bob-omb from the item boxes, tosses it at Courage, Courage screams at the Bob-omb flying at him, but he jerks the steering wheel and dodges the Bob-omb before it explodes, Courage sighed.)

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Wiz: Wow. Courage dodged a bomb. Who knew?

Boomstick: Well, you know what time it is! It's time to show off my new obstacle! It's called...

~Cut back to the race~

(A Circus tent appears on the track, all the racers race inside the circus tent, with some frames on it)

Boomstick: ....THE GHOST CIRCUS!

(Each racers sees picture frames of all kinds of spooky ghost's.)

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Wiz: Wait...If this is an ghost room...then are those..

~Cut back to the race~

(Suddenly, ghosts begin popping out of the picture frames, they all see Luigi, Courage, Garfield and Red, and they start to follow them, as Luigi, Courage, Garfield and Red see all the ghosts, Luigi and Courage, being very scared of ghost's, scream in horror and drive away as fast as they can. Garfield and Red however, as they try to drive after them, Ghosts suddenly appear in front of them, Garfield equips a Red Shell he got from the item boxes and throws it at a ghost, but it phases through the Red Shell, and Garfield and Red drive away through the ghost swarm. But not without getting covered in ectoplasm.)

Garfield: Well, gross. But now I gotta get out of here...hey, maybe that dog knows the way out.

(As Garfield and Red drive after a panicking Courage to get away from the ghost hoard, Luigi suddenly remembers something, and pulls out the Poltergust.)

Boomstick: Oh look! I bet Luigi's got something planned!

(Luigi activated his Poltergust to sucks all the ghosts inside, and inside the Poltergust all ghosts get turned into an giant green bomb, and Luigi launches it to Garfield.)

(Garfield looks back then turns towards the camera.)

Garfield: Nuts...

(Garfield's kart then explodes with Garfield in it after getting hit by the green bomb, as Luigi, Courage and Red got out the circus tent.)

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Wiz: Looks like Garfield has been eliminated!

Boomstick: That's one down, three to go, time for the next trap!

~Cut back to the race~

(Suddenly, Giant Blocks and Item Boxes begin falling onto the track, As Luigi, Courage and Red try dodging, Luigi sees an ramp like triangle and speeds up, Red has one Bob-Omb and an Blue Shell from item boxes, Red takes the Bob-omb and an Blue Shell and throws them to Luigi simultaneously ,Luigi dodges the Bob-Omb, but Luigi sees the Blue Shell.)

Luigi: MAMA MIA!!!

(Luigi's Standard LG then gets exploded with Luigi in it by the Blue Shell, and as Luigi flies to Eustace's Truck and the Bob-omb not yet exploded getting launched too, both fly to Eustace's Truck, as Courage sees a Bob-omb and Luigi flying at him, The race suddenly freezes, except Courage, and he looks the camera.)

Courage: Oh, the thing's I do for my family. At least my show finished after the final episode, I means..that's showbiz. \*laughs\*

(Courage smiles to the camera, suddenly, as time resumes as Eustace's truck explodes with Courage and Luigi in it by the Bob-Omb, as Red crosses the finish line. The air horns go off.)

Ringmaster: The winner is Red with his Super Roaster!!

(Red then does his victory animation from Angry Birds Go as the Victory tune from that game plays.)

## Conclusion

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Boomstick: Wow. Red managed to win, even though he has now hands.

Wiz: Well then, Now that you think about it. Yeah. Weird. How did he steer?

Boomstick: I know right?

~Cut to Ringmaster~

Ringmaster: And that's all for now! Come back next time for another DEATH RACE!!!

## Ranking

1st: Red's Super Roaster

2nd: Courage driven by Eustace's Truck

2rd: Luigi's Standard LG

4th: Garfield's Kart