Khleba Snoutz

Khleba in one of his many hand tailored tuxedos made of the finest material one could buy.

### Aliases

Khleba
Piglet (by Saleera)

Rich Pig (by Weaselbee)

### Relatives

Sigma Snoutz (cousin)
Snortimer Snoutz (brother)

Snoutz Senior (great (great) uncle)

## Physical description

### Weight

How dare you?

*"Out of my way you cretin. Don't you know who I am?"*

Khleba Snoutz is a piglin player.

He is the mayor of Snoutzibar, Trade Mogul and the Piglin ambassador to the Olympus Republic. He is one of the wealthiest piglin merchants in the world.

He has a lot economic power. To symbolize this he wears the purple ultra-hat of capitalism.

## Appearance

Khleba is a monocled piglin with gold-tipped tusks. He wears an expensive purple tuxedo with a dark pink vest.

He sports a matching purple top hat.

In battle he wields two pistols.

## Personality

He's a virtuoso orator with a master’s feel for the rhythm of negotiations.

He is driven and hard working.

## Early history

Khleba was born rich, inheriting the fortune of the Snoutz family branch of Snoutzibar. Khleba is known as a lover of the finer things in life. He speaks in a posh, upper class-accent and often makes funny comments on the peculiar little humans.

## Recent events

Khleba lives in his palazio in Snoutzibar, where he has amassed great wealth through the trade of exclusive art, panda meat and other exotic goods. He likes to go hunting for sport, sporting his pistol and an armada of lawyers.

He made trade deals with the hobbits, olympians and aquilans.

He became the first piglin ever to buy legal property in another nation. In place of the original inn there, he constructed a fabulous red and orange hotel for piglin travellers.

He hired LostTrader as an assistant.

He has been part of many of the events and happenings during the late Age of Heroes.

He hosted the Snoutzibar Thanksgiving of Razzelkines, holding a speech and recieving favorable reactions from the Crown.

## **Abilities**

* **Overall Abilities:** Khleba is intelligent, shrewd and cunning. His vast wealth affords him a great spy network.
* **Gun Proficiency**: He is a marksman with his twin piglock pistol,
* **Diplomatic immunity**: Khleba is the Piglin ambassador to Olympus and under judicial immunity in that country.
* **Genius intellect**: He has a great mind and is well-versed. A mathematician and shrewd businesspig.
* **Money makes the world go round**: Being a prodigy, having a master economics degree from Piglin and a natural inclination to get rich fast, he has become the wealthiest piglin in the Empire, suddenly being able to perhaps rival the High Priest in influence in imperial matters.

## Quotes about Khleba

"Pay your taxes to the Temple on time, Khlepka."

- High Priest Saleera

*"Mister Snoutz might come of as your run of the mill-foppish aristocrat from the Empire, but you better watch it. He is far greedier than you might think and will persuade you out of your family jewelry if he keeps talking."*

- Harbormaster Krupt

"A pig in a purple chimney hat? Now I've seen everything."

- Carrot the Parrot

"Bring me a pig with status enough to parley with me. Bring me the High Priest or your Emperor. I won't talk to you, errand boy. I don't do sloppy seconds."

- Bolivar Fockface, olympian colonist who tried to settle on Susa.

"He is pretty successful I gotta say. New Public House, new business, more money and product crossing through everyday.*"*

- Porcus concerning Khleba's mayorship of Snoutzibar.

"I needed 24 golden apples and Khleba sold them to me."

-A happy customer

## Quotes by Khleba

"This is no place for a princess!"

"Of course I care about nature."