Jart Lite

*Who's that mysterious man by the bonfire? Will the tumbleweeds ruin Ash's ability to sing us a song? And what the heck is a numpty? It's Alphabet Podron time! For this episode, we discussed chapters 7-8 of Victory's Price by Alexander Freed.*

## Episode 156

### **A Star Wars Questions**:

**What character would you like to take a nap with?**

**What is Geode?**

### **Highlights:**

Naps for Science!

* Hammockcon 2021
* The Helmet Stays On
* Saf is a light sleeper.

* 10:00 Radio Edit
* A Drongo, A Numpty, An Absolute Plonker
* "I'm Italian and we deserve to be made fun of constantly." - Ash

Dramatic Reading, Chapter 7 ( Narrator is Saf, Chass is Danny, Hera is Meg )

* You get to make out with anybody you want when you've almost died.
* Colonel "Catman" Keize
* 28:00 A look behind the curtain at every author/dungeon master's method of creating random character names.

* "What did the member of the lepistostiformes, an ancient holistinan order of ray-finned fish, say when it found something that was very pleasing to it?" - Danny
* "Mom can we get Jart?" "We have Jart at home!" The Jart at home.
* Imperial cornbread and peppermint cake.
* Toothpaste Corn-On-The-Cob, $10
* "I'll take everybody's squid." - Meg
* "What do you have to do to earn the name SPITSY?" - Saf asking a question everyone knows the answer to but nobody wants to think about very long
* What if your fundamentalist Christian coworker was also a feral child?
* 47:00 Meg flip flops on cults, now saying they suck
* ***JACENWATCH 2021***
* 54:50 Saf "said" droid rights.
* Highest Praise: Heath would trust Teddy with Kallus.
* Is it or is it not a cage? Is it a good cage? CAN a cage be good for the people on the inside?
* The Planet of the Chads was actually built by an ancient civilization, protochads.
* Ash Snootles is OFF LIMITS
* 1:13:55 Saf Forgets Europe is a continent.
* In Saf's defence, The Brits have long been under the impression they are somehow not European.
* 1:19:26 Sy Snootles warm up.
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* Unfulfilled Promise: A Rogue Podron Story.
* Mods are asleep, post Smooth Sy Snoodles!

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

What song should Ash sing for us on the next episode in the voice of Sy Snootles?

**Rogue Leader**: Wild Wild West by Will Smith, This Kiss by Faith Hill, Mad World

**Rogue Six**: Dancing Queen by Abba, Duel of the Fates by John Williams,

**Rogue Two**: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, Man I feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain, 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton

**Rogue Nine**: I Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett and the Black Hearts,

**Rogue Seven**: Au Revoir by the Frontbottoms, Kiss from a Rose by Seal, Material Girl by Madonna, Hallelujah by Jeff Buckly,

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Greg - Careless Whisper by George Michael
* Yubsie - The Sex is in the Heel from Kinkyboots
* TomtheFanboy - Blackhole Sun by Soundgarden
* X-Wings in History - Toxic by Britney Spears
* Bentham's Icon - Anaconda by Nikki Minaj
* Raising Fangirls - Zombie by The Cranberries or The Bad Wolves

* Oaty - Agatha All Along by Wandavision/Kathryn Hahn

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**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Bentham's Icon (from Danny), Oaty (from Ash), Ash (from Saf)

Half a Glistening Bodhi for X-Wings & History (from Saf)

Glistening Attack of the Clones Anakin's Ponytail to Dinner Leader (from Heath)

Glistening Revenge of the Sith Charred, Mutilated Anakin Corpse to Dinner Leader (from Meg)

### **This Week's Glistener Question:**

Who would be the worst babysitter in the Star Wars galaxy? (Other than Palpatine, and "because their villains")

Meg: The Ghost of Exar Kun