For Whom the Buttons Know/Transcript

## Beginning

(3D Printer is renovating the minivan for Sugar Cookie)

3D Printer: Alright, the repairing is done! (brings out a tip jar and cyanide) Now there's a price to pay!

Sugar Cookie: Nope, you got scammed. (runs to her minivan and drives off)

Printer: Oh no you don't! (prints out paper for 6.27 seconds, and then makes a paper airplane out of it and throws it to 3D Printer.)

3D Printer: Hey, get back here! (flies off with the paper airplane to catch SC)

(3D Printer flies to Sugar Cookie and both of them goes to the Object Rickroll dimension. 3D Printer loses control of the plane and SC throws him out of her sight.)

(Sugar Cookie enters her house and hears music from the closet, clarifying that the contestants are having a party.)

Sugar Cookie: Hey, if there's a party, let me in it!

(everyone starts to dance)

Sugar Cookie: YEAHHHH!

(A text says "Later...")

Sugar Cookie: That was fun, but we have to get to the elimination now.

## Filler

(Sugar Cookie suddenly acts like a lunatic)

Mirror: Um, are you ok?

Sugar Cookie: (behaving like a crazy person) Yeah...I'm just tired from the party...

Mirror: You still sound like an idiot.

Cherry from the TV: Ooooh, burn!

Sugar Cookie: (mumbles in anger) I hope one of you gets eliminated!

Cherry: Jokes on you, I have immunity!

Mirror: Well I don't!

Cherry: Okay, Sherlock! Cringe dude...

Lollipop: That's my line!

Cherry: I literally did not ask.

Lollipop: What?

Cherry: I said I literally did not ask-

Lollipop: Ever!

Everyone: OHHHHH!

Sugar Cookie: Let's just...uhh...get on with the elimination!

## Elimination

Sugar Cookie: So um, this will be interesting and quick. SPOILER ALERT! Mouse is safe, and even more crazy, WE HAVE A TIE!

Mirror and Lollipop: WHAT?!

Sugar Cookie: (whispers) Um, Mouse, who do you vote for?

Mouse: Eh, I don't know. I guess I'll vote for Lollipop. You're just too competitive.

Lollipop: Oh, you're calling ME competitive?!? Cherry's really aggressive!! (Starts to cry) Why Mouse? Just why?!

(Sugar Cookie opens up the washing machines for Glue and Bowling Pin to come out)

Sugar Cookie: Just vote for who you think should be eliminated. I really don't care.

Bowling Pin: Well, since Cherry's immune, I will probably vote for Lollipop, because Mirror won the challenge in episode 2 instead of Cherry.

Cherry: Dude, really?

Glue: Well, I mean, I wanna vote Mouse....because he threw me off a rollercoaster. But, he's kinda immune, so I will vote (blank face) L o l l i p o p. Literally for no reason.

Cherry: Well I vote for Bowling Pin!

Bowling Pin: You can't do that, dummy!

(BP and Cherry argue for like 1 millisecond)

Bowling Pin: Grrrr, that's it!! (goes up to SC) Hey, um, Sugar Cookie, Cherry just told me that he voted for Lollipop.

Sugar Cookie: Okey-dokey! Since Lollipop's out, let's give a new punishment for the eliminated people!

(SC kills the eliminated contestants by squishing them to death somehow, only showing Bowling Pin getting squished.)

Cherry: (sarcastic) How original.

Sugar Cookie: I know! Now would you mind...SHUTTING UP?!

Cherry: And you always say "shut up".

Sugar Cookie: Well, you're more annoying.

Cherry: Yeah, yeah...

Sugar Cookie: (reaches into his throat) One more vibration out of your ugly vocal chords, and you are being sent to Death Valley!

(Everyone says "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" and it even shows the original "OOOOHHHH" meme on the TV)

Sugar Cookie: That's it!

Cherry: What are you gonna do? Cry or eliminate, huh? Ha!

Mouse: Oh no, stop Cherry!

Sugar Cookie: GRRRRRR!

Cherry: What is she gonna do, Mouse? CRY?! HAHAHA!

Diamond: (shaky voice) Oh nooo...

(Everyone looks at Diamond, and then Sugar Cookie kicks Diamond out of the building)

Mouse: Who was he?

(Everyone shrugs)

Sugar Cookie: Hey, Cherry, since you're SO confident, how about we make this more challenging for you. (winks at him)

[INTRO]

## Challenge

(Everyone teleports to the escape room, while Cherry is blinded)

Cherry: AAAAHHH!

Mirror: What?

Cherry: I can't see!

Mirror: I see...particles coming out from you? (holds a blindness potion) You might have a blindness potion on you- (she accidentally spills the potion on herself and dies by falling over and cracking herself. Sugar Cookie recovers her.)

Cherry: I think it might wear off in a minute.

Mirror: Okay!

Cherry: W-Wha?-

Mirror: Bye bye, then! (walks away)

(Cherry runs after her. Cherry then runs up to press a button, making a table of colored buttons appear.)

Cherry: My fantastic memory will definitely get us through this! (he presses a yellow button, but the button makes an ascending, pixelated noise and shoots fire at Cherry, killing him)

Mirror: He forgot he was blind, lol.

(Sugar Cookie recovers Cherry from outside the building)

Cherry: Oh man, I'm up for elimination.

(Mirror presses the buttons in the right order while the buttons are playing music like a piano. A weird round blue figure pops up after Mirror presses the blue button.)

Mouse: (blinks a few times while shaking his head) Let's get through this!

Mirror: Not so fast! (kicks Mouse, making him unconscious) Now I can win this!

(Mirror walks to a room with shapes in it.)

Mirror: Uh, since Sugar Cookie is a circle, I'll press that one.

(A slide appears after Mirror presses the circle button offscreen)

Mirror: Ooh, a slide!

(she slides down to another room, where it has the number "2763" (BFDI's funny number))

Mirror: Hmm, what are these numbers for? Must be a code to that lock. (she hears loud footsteps) Uh oh, gotta finish quick!

(Mirror quickly puts the code in, but accidentally presses the wrong number. She fixes it after that, which opens the door offscreen.)

Mirror: (gets distracted by a penny) Ooh, a penny!

(Mouse quickly passes her and escapes the building)

Mouse: Ha, I won! Also, that's cardboard.

Mirror: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (she collapses into pieces in a funny way)

Sugar Cookie: So um, vote.

(Voting screen and credits)