Gustin

An artist’s rendition of Gustin’s appearance at the battle of Stalingrad

Gustin, the God of Creation and Benevolence, is a mythological being in the Teakle Sama Universe, whose very existence is debated among the top scholars at the Teakle-Wagon Foundation. It is said that Gustin created Teakle in the void, though this is remains uncomfirmed by Teakle-sama. Being the oldest member of the Gods of Glasses, he possesses many powers. Nowadays, legends say that Gustin stays hidden in Heaven, for he, too, fears what he has created.

## Creation of the Universe Arc

Much of the beginning of this arc remains a mystery; though it is well known that Gustin, the only being at the time, created the twin gods through each one of his nipples. Through his right nipple emerged Schoengart, the God of Strength and Wisdom. His left nipple bore Beatty, the God of Disorganization and Self-Defeat. Eventually, Gustin began to venture out of the God Realm and into the Void. Although it remains unknown today, many theories have emerged about Teakle-sama's inception; many people believe that Gustin himself created Teakle-sama, or that Teakle-sama was a creation of dark matter mixed with Gustin's essence as he moved around. Some scholars also say that Teakle-sama had already been created when Gustin entered the Void. Eventually, as time went on, Gustin and his brethren ventured again, only to find that the strange Teakle-sama creature had not only created an entire universe, but had developed many strange powers and a unique way of combat, known as AP Varsity Mock Trial. The Gods of Glasses helped Teakle-sama develop his universe. On one fateful day, when Chepe was still very young, the Axis Powers of Europe attacked the location that would later be known as Stalingrad. Teakle-sama and Schoengart reluctantly teamed up with the Soviets in order to take down the Nazis (Beatty was unable to come due to his motorcycle needing repairs). Gustin, being a pacifist, showed no interest in fighting in the war, though legends say that his figure outlined the sky to depart his grace onto his friends. As the Universe began to settle, Gustin noticed a fatal flaw: lack of balance. He realized that to complete the balance, he had to create a counterpart of himself, so he created McCarthy, God of Chaos and Headslams, much to the dismay of Schoengart and Beatty.

## The Ascension of Gustin

Gustin knew that his work was done, so he entrusted the Universe to Teakle-sama and the art of AP Varsity Mock Trial, departing for the God Realm, leaving his disciples to spread his teachings. Gustin had seen the past, present, and future. He knew that the world would be stifled if he intervened with his tremendous power. But more than that, he saw a new looming threat in the distance: Former U.S. President George W. Bush. The power of this creature was unlike anything Gustin had seen before, and should he enact his plan, the universe would fall into shambles. Gustin took it upon himself to engage Former U.S. President George W. Bush in one-on-one combat in the God Realm, far from where the mortals could be hurt. With Gustin gone, the world scrambled to fix itself, and it was up to the Glasses Gods and the Three Titans to guide it to prosperity.