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**Brother Albrecht** is a Chosen cleric who comes to the Crick to convince Crick Rot-infected Crick Elves to come to Galaderon to be cured by Thiala.

## Role in The Story

#### Tales From the Crick

When he first appears, he cures Cooter with a scroll and thus causes many Crick Elves to want to go to Galaderon. Moonshine Cybin strikes up a deal with him, telling him that he and his companions (including Luna) can stay in her stump as long as he gives her and her party members a week to cure Crick Rot.

When The Band of Boobs return, he congratulates them on their victory but reminds them that there is in fact a war going on and they're either on Thiala's side, or they're not.

The Band of Boobs give him a very long and mixed-up analogy about food and choosing sides which only serves to irritate him more. After more tense conversation, Moonshine sends Paw Paw to pants him, but since Brother Albrecht wears robes, Paw Paw ends up biting out a piece of cloth in his robe revealing his Mormon-like underwear.

He is last seen walking away, with a nice-sized possum bite mark on his ass as he angrily tells Luna to say good-bye.

#### On The Road Again

Though he is not seen during the fight at the Watchtower, Uku mentions that he was present with The Chosen troops who were trying to capture The Watchman.

## Quotes

"A polite nod to all of you and uh, go fuck yourselves I guess."
Campaign 3, Episode 49: Toybox (The Undersea Interlude)

**Toybox** is the forty-ninth episode of Campaign 3 and the third episode of the Undersea Interlude.

Duck Team meets an unlikely ally and embarks on a strange mission! Callie gets swole, Sol gets sneaky, and Calder becomes a tiny king.

## Music and Sound Effects

* “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.
* "Corrupted" by Emily Axford.
* "A Humble Shopkeeper" by Emily Axford.
* "The Smithy's Hut" by Emily Axford.
* "Bear King's Court" by Emily Axford.
* "The Mindflayer's Lair" by Emily Axford.
* "Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.
* "Two for Tea" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.
* "The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford.
* "The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Air Elemental

Art from: The Monster Manual, 5e

The Air Elemental is the second element the Band of Boobs encounters in the Elemental Plane. You must solve a puzzle first before you can enter into her lair. Ol' Cobb becomes her champion. Her body is made of miniature cyclones and storms combined with flashes of lightning. She wears an elvish-looking black breast plate and a black crown. she seems to use the stats of a **Air Elemental Myrmidon** from **Mordenkainens Tome of Foes**.

## Lair Actions

* Harrowing Gust
	+ Targets must make a Strength Saving Throw in order to stay standing. Upon a failure, the target is restrained. This knocks them prone and stuns them, essentially taking away a turn of combat.

* Whirlwind
	+ If the target is Thrown at another creature, that creature must succeed on a DC 13 Dexterity saving throw or take the same damage and be knocked prone. If the saving throw is successful, the target takes half the bludgeoning damage and isn't flung away or knocked prone.

## Gifts to Her Champion

After the Band of Boobs defeats the Titan of Air, she gives Ol' Cobb her gift. This makes Ol' Cobb her champion.

* The Gift of Air: Grants the champion +1 to Dex and +10 to Speed.

## Quotes

"Try not to be, *blown away*!*" -* To The Band of Boobs
Campaign 3, Episode 50: Beast Master (The Undersea Interlude)

**Beast Master** is the fiftieth episode of Campaign 3 and the fourth episode of the Undersea Interlude.

Gromdall summons the power of the sea to attack the party! Callie denies the enemy's advances, Calder starts hissing, and Sol stays slippery.

## Music and Sound Effects

* “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.

* "Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford.

* "Corrupted" by Emily Axford.

* "The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.

* "Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.

* "Irina" by Emily Axford.

* "Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.

* "Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

* "A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.

* "Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.

* "A Memory" by Emily Axford.

* "A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit
Daniel Ramos

Daniel Ramos is the primary editor of the Trinyvale Campaign and support editor on other NADDPOD shows. In addition to the mix, he is credited for sound effects and several music tracks in podcast.

He makes an appearance as *Surprise Guest* in the Headgum Cinematic Universe and has had other mentions in various Headgum podcasts however he has not made a direct appearance in any.

Official website: http://www.onlydans.cc/

## Trivia

* On Wednesday, June 23th, 2021 he tweeted acknowledging that he was aware that someone had made him a wiki page on an unnamed *Fandom* site.
* Following suggestion, he made a fandom account to add his favorite flavor of ice cream, which is Graham Central Station.
Birdslayer

**Birdslayer** is the final sword wielded by Beverly Toegold in Campaign 1.

## Background

Birdslayer is a Holy Avenger that was at one point taken by Githyanki pirates. They were unable to use the weapon, as they didn't have the divine ability to channel it's power, so they just kept it. Hardwon finds it in their ship and gives it to Bev, though he is later jealous of how powerful it is. Bev names it Birdslayer, much to Lucanus' confusion.

## Description

Birdslayer is a beautiful sword. It has a silver hilt with a blue gem in the middle. Off the side of the handle are what originally appeared to be angel's wings, but turned into rainbow parrot's wings when Bev attuned to it.

After Bev Sr blesses Birdslayer with the ability to smite with necrotic damage, half of the feathers become white and skeletal.

## Abilities

Bev gained a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with Birdslayer. When he hits a fiend or an undead with it, that creature takes an extra 2d10 radiant damage.

While Bev has drawn sword, it creates an aura in a 10-foot radius around him, causing him and all creatures friendly to him in the aura to have advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects. When he reached level seventeen in Paladin the aura's ranged increased to thirty feet.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 94: The Astral Worm (The Chosen Saga)
2. ↑ Episode 99: One Big Bed (The Chosen Saga)
Dungeon Court

**Dungeon Court** is one of NADDPod's bonus shows. It originated as a Patreon exclusive, but quickly became a regularly feautured part of the main feed's monthly content.

## Summary

NADDPod patrons are invited to share moments from their home games that caused debate, and turn to the Supreme Crit for judgement and punishment. Submissions often begin with "May it please the court," and insult Jake in some way.

There is no separation of church and state in Dungeon Court, and sessions will usually end with a confession to Dice Christ.

## Oath of Office

”I, *insert name here*, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the players, as well as the DMs, against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same. That I take this obligation of my own volition and that I will well and faithfully embark on this noble pursuit of justice; so help me gods.”

It is custom that the newly sworn justice signs a contract with the blood from their finger after swearing the oath of office, although Julia went for her palm instead. It is also customary to have your hand on a twenty sided die instead of a Bible.

## Cast

### Justices

* Justice Brian Murphy
* Justice Emily Axford
* Justice Caldwell Tanner (Owns gavel)
* Justice Lou Wilson (The Player's Judge)
* Justice Zac Oyama (Advocate for Empathy)
* Justice Julia LePetit (The Salt Queen)
* Justice Nathan Yaffe
* Justice Jeremy Cobb
* Justice Aabria Iyengar (First Black woman on the Supreme Crit)
* Justice Ally Beardsley (Justice of the Stars)
* Justice Jasper William Cartwright
* Justice Ify Nwadiwe

### Bailiffs

* The Lowly, Lowly, Lowly, Lowly, Lowly, Lowly, Lowly Bailiff Hurwitz
* Bailiff Axford

## Notes

* Bailiff Hurwitz was briefly able to practice law in Boston, before being disbarred by Justice Murphy.
* The Court's opinion on Bailiff Hurwitz changes based on how Murph is feeling that day.
Edgar Arias

**Edgar Arias** is the father of Izzie, grandfather of Little Henry, and former father-in-law of Henry Hogfish.

## Bio

Edgar is a very rich man and has a lot of shipping businesses, some of which involve smuggling. He never approved of his daughter's relationship with Henry, believing him to be too lowborn, and was very happy to have their marriage annulled. After the marriage is annulled, his grandson Little Henry starts going by his middle name, Edgar, in tribute of his grandfather.

## Description

Edgar is a big wine snob, but never brought out his fancy wine when Henry came over for dinner.

## Role in the Story

Edgar purchases hundreds of acres of land in Outerborrough to help sell them to the nobles of Sirenloch and insure votes for his son-in-law, Carlisle Lachnomoore, for the Petty King. Henry tries his best to avoid him.

After the Arias' and Lachnomoores are exposed for their treachery, Little Henry cuts ties with Edgar and goes back to his first name.

## References

1. ↑ Eldermourne Episode 4: Ghosts of Thornkirk
2. ↑ Eldermourne Episode 26: Too Late
Deeprag

**Deeprag** is a gnoll shaman in the mountains in the Frigid North.

## Biography

Deeprag has a special bond with Yanoba, the enormous Purple Worm. He uses this connection to manipulate the other Gnolls into obeying his command, except for Bastion, who was spared by Yanoba.

## Description

Deeprag is a large gnoll who wields a staff with two humanoid skulls on it. He has what appears to be red face paint on that on closer inspection is actually blood.

## Role in the Story

Deeprag follows the Band of Boobs and Bastion and attempts to sacrafice them to Yanoba. He almost succeeds, but is eaten by his own deity.

He tries to get revenge on the Boobs on the Ring of Violence in Hell, along with Wyatt Montgomery, but they aren't able to stop them.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 42: The Valley of Frigid Death (The Frostwind Chapter)
2. ↑ Episode 43: Feeding Time (The Frostwind Chapter)
3. ↑ Episode 82: Ring of Violence (The Hellfire Chronicles)
Episode 28: Monster Inside You (Tales From the Crick)

**Monster Inside You** is the twenty-eighth episode in the series and the eighth episode of Tales From the Crick.

The Band of Boobs are lost in the fog and have just stumbled upon a cursed book. Hardwon gets on Luna's bad side, Beverly gets up to some aquatic shenanigans, and Moonshine damn near loses her mind.

## Plot Synopsis

The Band of Boobs began by going to sleep in the cave where they found the infernal book. Just before bed, Hardwon pulled out Galad's head as a goof, causing a fistfight with Luna. Luna went out for a walk to come down before returning and sleeping outside of the cave. During the night, Moonshine's Crick Rot started to get to her and she began having dark thoughts about her party mates. Eventually, she was transported to a black void where she stood face-to-face with Marabelle, who was able to manipulate Moonshine into switching in and out of her fungal form and heavily implied that Moonshine was not a Crick elf at all, but simply an evolved fungal entity created by Marabelle's spores.

The Band of Boobs followed Beverly's Sense Evil to try to locate Marabelle's lair, which brought them a river that conveniently had a raft next to it. They traveled down the muck-filled, infected river, fighting an assortment of monsters before finally arriving at Marabelle's lair. They called upon the powers of the elemental titans and received their blessings, but just as they were planning on sneaking into Marabelle's lair, they heard her voice in their head. She called off her moat of mushrooms and carved a path for them leading directly to her lair.

## Music/Sound Effects

* "Scary Ambiance" by ashleyxxpiano at Freesound.org
* "Gypsy Violin Variation" by Howard Geisel at Freesound.org
* "Into the Fog" by Emily Axford
* "Befuddled & Befogged" by Emily Axford
* "Hazy Daze" by Emily Axford
* "Sumpin's A Mess Out West" by Emily Axford
* "Balnor's Bad Dream" by Emily Axford
* "Calling in a Favor" by Emily Axford
* "Elemental Energy" by Emily Axford

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NAD&DP Subreddit Thread
Captain Oswald

### First Appearance

Episode 9: The Green Knight and the Bounty Hunter (The Ezry Chronicles with Adam Conover)

## Physical Description

### Size

Medium

**Captain Oswald** is described as a tall elven lady with bright yellow hair with gleaming magical energy, she also wears the same dark blue armor as the other Bubble Knights.

After our heroes persuade Stunkbug to bring them to Duttle's Laboratory, Stunkbug takes an R. Cane abuser found in the [The outer Ring] of Ezy into the arcane bubble and too the Ezry Barracks. The Band of Boobs splits at this point with only Bevery staying. So Stunkbug and Beverly meet Captain Oswald here, after speaking to  Lieutenant Bricker, in her office at the back. Captain Oswald's office has an oak desk covered in some papers and scrolls, dotted along the walls are magically hovering candles. The candles crackle slightly more intensely as Captain Oswald tell Stunkbug the location of Skullis, underground the Bone and Barrel Tavern. The conversation continues until Beverly exclaims "Does anyone know where the bathroom is!". It appears as Stunkbug and Captain Oswald have some chemistry.
Elzor Umberspore

Art by evans-endeavors.

**Elzor Umberspore** is the princex of Deep Elf society. They were not born into royalty, but were instead granted their title after bonding with the dragon Princess Igneous Umberspore.

## Bio

Elzor was bullied as a child. Like many of the Deep Elves, Elzor trained with and bonded with a Deep Dragon. Much to their surprise, the dragon who chose them was the Princess Igneous, and Elzor was adopted into the royal family by Queen Umberspore.

## Description

Elzor is a deep elf that wears a long grey cloak and a wrap around visor to protect their eyes. They are forty-five years old and wield several giant hooks on huge chains.

## Role in the Story

#### The Dragon Elf Chronicles

Elzor first meets Duck Team as they are both sneaking up on the dwarven raiders who have robbed Princess Shiverblight's hoard, along with their dragon, Igneous. They team up with Duck Team to protect the forest from outsiders. After successfully defeating the dwarves, Ellzor brings Duck Team underground to where the Deep Elves live. They party together and huff Crick Water, although Elzor does get in trouble for bringing Igneous somewhere dangerous without permission.

Despite being grounded, Queen Umberspore still allows Elzor to lead Duck Team through the fungal network to go help Shroomrot, who’s outpost is under attack. They then return home to go warn the Queen about the Sapphire Scale’s attempt to find the Void Elves.

## Trivia

* Elzor loves to sneak out of their room, and is unaware that the Queen Dragon is letting them escape to feel rebellious.
* They are a very talented artist.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Campaign 3, Episode 15: Princess Shiverblight (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)
2. ↑ Campaign 3, Episode 16: The Terrible Fate of Sir Calder (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)
3. ↑ Campaign 3, Episode 17: The Green Lord (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)
Big Rex

**Big Rex** is a member of Quick Blast Cass Calloway's posse.

## Role in the Story

Big Rex first encountered the Third Mates outside of the Temple of the Guardians, where he was working under Quick Blast Cass Calloway. He surrenders after they kill his coworker Horseshit.

The Third Mates see who they think is Big Rex running out of Vervain Labs to the docks in Sirenloch, and is pursued by Henry and Zirk. It is revealed that the Big Rex they were chasing was actually Moxora in disguise.

Big Rex's dead body is later found by Henry under the Arias Estate, alongside Little Rex's. It is clear they were killed as part of Moxora's plan to get to Fia.

## Description

Big Rex is the shorter of the two Rexes. He has stringy black hair, and wears dirty cowboy clothing.
Cursed Sword

**The Cursed Sword** was found in the sunken keep in the hands of the Bullywug King. It was cursed so that the wielder would lose their mind. After defeating the Bullywug King, Hardwon Surefoot wrapped the sword in some Wrangler jeans. Later, in Ezry, Professor Duttle removed the curse and transferred the sword's remaining magical properties to Hardwon's greataxe.
Bastard's Cove

**Bastard's Cove** is a settlement out on the ocean, a couple hundred feet away from the shore. It is a shantytown built on docks with boats tied off, which serve as homes and public spaces. Buoys and barrels hold up floating docks which connect the ships that are used as buildings. The settlement is surrounded by a set of runes which keep away the undead.

## Inhabitants

The humanoid inhabitants are known as the Bastards of None. They include many people who were sacrificed to dark lords as children. The leader of the Bastards of None is Tess. The town is characterized by a sense of camaraderie and local pride - several have Bastard's Cove tattoos.

Fishing is sparse, and often pulls up questionable mutant fish, though Skullywugs are proficient. Before the events of Episode 66, the townspeople traded with the Skullywugs for better fish.
Campaign 3, Episode 12: Go! Go! Team Tection (The Mothership Saga)

**Go! Go! Team Tection** is the twelfth episode in campaign 3, and the twelfth episode in The Mothership Saga.

Duck Team and Beatrix battle Go! Go! Team 'Tection. Calder locks horns, Sol needs moisturizer, and Callie tries a hacking smite.

## Plot Synopsis

Duck Team battles Go Go Team 'Tection alongside Beatrix Netherin in a lab full of S Class zombies. Beatrix handles Stardunk and Jazzler, while Duck Team fights the dreaded Todd. After a gritty fight that sees Duck Team win a victory by the skin of their teeth, they fell Todd and emerge on the other side to a burned down lab, a mortally wounded Stardunk, and Beatrix toying with Jazzler. They feel some sympathy for the defeated twins, and are able to convince Beatrix to spare Jazzler. After that, they remove her manastone, and heal Stardunk, awakening them from their trance, and causing them to acknowledge that Duck Team saved them. They offer to lie to the guards for them, and send them off to find Alexandrite's core through an air vent.

They emerge in a room full of security lasers, and manage to dodge them with various ice skating and acorbatic stunts. At the end of the room, they find a bolted door and managed to punch it open, leading them to a control room full of wires and machines. At the center of it all, the pod containing Alexandrite's core sits atop a long set of narrow stairs. As they climb, they are interrupted by Petina Glenbottle, who strangely seems to spring to life as they pass her in the darkness. She confesses that they have her backed into a corner, but warns them that if they tamper with Alexandrite, it could mean the death of everyone.

## Quotes

* "We may be enemies, but we can still respect each other." - *Todd to the Duck Team*

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Engine Room" by Zimbot at Freesound.org.
* "Scary Ambience" by ashleyxxpiano at Freesound.org.
* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Mothership" by Emily Axford.
* "Mothership Lobby" by Emily Axford.
* "Hexbuds" by Emily Axford.
* "Gunvar" by Emily Axford.
* "The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Aryox

Art by: twitter.com/\_strelitzien\_

**Aryox** was the third member of the adventuring party including Melora and The Glittering Lady.

## Bio

Aryox is an Eladrin and former member of Melora's adventuring party, along with The Glittering Lady. The party successfully killed Bargrivyek, an evil goblin god, and agreed to split his Divine Heart between the three of them. They all agreed to keep impartial and protect the realm of Bahumia without imposing their will on any of its creatures. This was a pact that only Melora was able to keep.

Aryox broke the pact by, in some way, getting involved in mortal affairs, but eventually gave up his piece of the Divine Heart to Melora.

In Campaign 3 it is elaborated that Aryox fought against The Glittering Lady on the side of the giants. He shot down many dragons with his enormous bow. This is possibly what caused him to break his pact.

## Description

Aryox is a male Eladrin, specifically a Winter Eladrin.
Dijuana

**Dijuana** is the leader of the elven voices Moonshine hears as she fully connects with the Thinking Cap.

## Bio

Dijuana was the advisor to the first elven queen and a powerful wizard, though she insists that her knowledge is a mere drop in the pool of the wisdom of the elves.

## Description

Unlike some high elves, Dijuana can party.

## Role in the Story

Dijuana advises Moonshine on how to summon an army from the Feywild to help her friends in Gladeholm and save Bahumia. From thereon she offers Moonshine advice, friendship and criticism whenever she has the Thinking Cap.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 86: Hell Breaks Loose (The Hellfire Chronicles)
Campaign 3, Episode 34: Mothership Bronze (Legends of Irondeep)

**Mothership Bronze** is the thirty-fourth episode of Campaign 3 and the fifth episode of Legends of Irondeep.

Duck Team races to Irondeep with Mothership in pursuit! Sol unleashes a full moon, Callie targets heavy machinery, and Hardwon doesn't recognize home.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Crackling Fire" by sagetyrtle at Freesound.org.
* "Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org.
* "A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Secret Basement" by Emily Axford.
* "Lilith Latrix" by Emily Axford.
* "Alexandrite" by Emily Axford.
* "Goblin Dirigible" by Emily Axford.
* "Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.
* "Zelbuldar" by Emily Axford.
* "The Night Cap" by Emily Axford.
* "Microbrews Crews" by Emily Axford.
* "Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.
* "Reynard" by Emily Axford.
* "All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.
* "Cable Car Ride" by Emily Axford.
* "The Murderer's Mask" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Crickmas

**Crickmas** is an annual winter holiday celebrated at the Crick. It is an important cultural festival that serves to strengthen the community's hospitality. During the holiday, the Crick stumps are decorated with floating torches, while red and green Nannerflies buzz merrily through the air. Many traditions are part of the festivities, such as hanging up socks on the mantelpiece, leaving the lit fireplace unsupervised and reading Crickmas stories while being drunk on Crick Water. Each Crick Elf is tasked with giving presents to another randomly assigned member of the community. The gifts are delivered during the night before Crickmas by breaking into the giftees stump and leaving them under the Crickmas bush. On Crickmas eve, carol singers (often Chippermunks) venture from stump to stump and deliver their performances. The next morning presents are opened and a crawfish boil is served.

Due to the popularity of the Crickmas Story "'Twas the Night Before Crickmas" new Crickmas traditions were recently established, such letting the youngins put on a mock trial, handing out brownies and burning down stumps.

*Time for wishes and crawfishes!*
*We have been good scramble boys,*
Dolores

**Dolores** is a sentient puppet and former member of Living in Harmony.

## Bio

Dolores was sent to scare off the Vantasmos from looking into Genevieve's connections with Living in Harmony.

## Description

Dolores is made with Arachne silk, a powerful substance that channels magic.

## Role in the Story

Dolores is defeated by the Vantasmos and intimidated and confused when Frankie impersonates Atticus Beaumont. She is deanimated by Trudea for her failure. Mavid takes her from the Living in Harmony headquarters when he's looking for clues.

Penny decides to try to fix Dolores and is able to turn her into a familiar.

## Powers and Abilities

When Frankie fixes her Dolores functions as a *Find Familiar* spell.

## References

1. ↑ Twilight Sanctorum Episode 1: The Family Business
2. ↑ Twilight Sanctorum Episode 4: Masquerade
Eldermourne Episode 37: The Lord Scythe

**The Lord Scythe** is the thirty-seventh episode in campaign 2.

The Endo-Friendos confront the Lord Scythe while the Third Mates investigate the Spring Ring of Old Zelbuldar. Krissy sees red, Johnny gets his hair messed up, and Billie delivers a whomp!

## Music and Sound Effects

* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.
* "The Purge" by Emily Axford.
* "Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.
* "The Bear Prince" by Emily Axford.
* "Hospitable" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Eldermourne Episode 31: Disciples of the Scythe

**Disciples of the Scythe** is the thirty-first episode in campaign 2.

The Third Mates explore the mysterious city of Endoterra! Zirk dabbles in energy drinks, Fia finds a new familiar, and Ill Luck Henry strikes again.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Drum Cadences" by Kiddpark at Freesound.org.
* "Fanfare with Snare" by Vitovsky1 at Freesound.org.
* "Crowd Cheering" by Gregor Quendel at Freesound.org.
* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Zelbuldar" by Emily Axford.
* "Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford.
* "A Friend For Life" by Emily Axford.
* "Alone" by Emily Axford.
* "The Petty Guard" by Emily Axford.
* "Broken Heart Banshee" by Emily Axford.
* "Demi-God" by Emily Axford.
* "Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.
* "Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.
* "The Purge" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Atticus Beaumont

**Atticus Beaumont** is a powerful vampire in Twilight Sanctorum.

## Bio

Atticus started a relationship with Penny's ex wife Dahlia.

Atticus used to be the patron of Genevieve Sapphire, and offered her money in exchange for blood. However, her blood went bad as a result of living in Shadowfell for too long, and he cut ties with her. She stole an heirloom ring from him before she left.

## Description

Atticus Beaumont reeks of money. He wears a crushed velvet suit with an open collar and an untied bowtie. He wears a cummerbund around the house. He has a silver streak in his hair.

## References

1. ↑ Twilight Sanctorum Episode 2: Ghoul-Marked
Caldwell Tanner

**Hugh Caldwell Tanner** (born May 19, 1986) is an American illustrator and animator. He is one of the main cast members of NADDPod, and the DM (or Duncle) of the Trinyvale Campaign.

## Roles

### Campaign 2 (Eldermourne)

* Zirk Vervain
* Kragin "Krissy" McDuff

## Career

* Storyboard Artist for Disney Television Animation (Specifically, "Big City Greens")
* Co-creator and co-host of "8-Bit Book Club"
* Cast member for Collegehumor
* Co-host of the Drawfee Show
* Co-host of the What Should We Draw Podcast
* Co-host of the "Iced Drawfee" Podcast

## Trivia

* In elementary school, Caldwell's principal pulled out one of his teeth. Caldwell believes that this experience was totally normal.
* Caldwell played football in high school.
* Caldwell chooses to go by his middle name because he does not believe that Hugh is a real name.
Episode 29: Marabelle the Terrible (Tales From the Crick)

**Marabelle the Terrible** is the twenty-ninth episode in the series and the ninth episode of Tales From the Crick.

The Band of Boobs face off against Marabelle in a battle to save the Crick! Beverly gets a whole new set of mommy issues, Hardwon is forced to face his friends, and Moonshine attempts to reclaim the title of Fungal Queen.

## Music/Sound Effects

* "Scary Ambiance" by ashleyxxpiano at Freesound.org
* "Into the Fog" by Emily Axford
* "Sumpin's A Mess Out West" by Emily Axford
* "The Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford
* "A Rare Appearance" by Emily Axford
* "Oh, Melora!" by Emily Axford
* "A Tale's End" by Emily Axford

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NAD&DP Subreddit Thread
Baron Sebastian Fenrose

Art by martine

**Baron Sebastian Fenrose** was the father of Sewastian Fenrose,(Born Sebastian, but changed the B to a W to distance himself from his father).

## Bio

When Sebastian was alive he found out his son had fallen in love with a peasant, Sadie Bellwater, and planned to run away with her. Sebastian didn't approve of Sadie as she was lowborn. He convinced his son to stay, and tricked Sadie into going to the edge of town where he had hired Fergus Whitlocke to murder her.

## Role in the Story

After Sebastian's death, Sewastian had Sadie's bones moved into the Fenrose family crypt. It enraged Sebastian so much that he came back from the grave to try to remove them. He is defeated by the Third Mates, after possessing Henry Hogfish and forcing him to destroy Sadie's bones.

## Quotes

* "I can't sit, I don't have any boooonnnneeeess!"

## References

1. ↑ Eldermourne Episode 3: Broken Heart Banshee
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Eldermourne Episode 4: Ghosts of Thornkirk
Divine Heart

**Divine Hearts** are fragments of the pure magic from which everything is made.

## History

The world of Bahumia was created by an explosion of magical energy, which shattered into the Divine Hearts. The people who claimed Divine Hearts became gods.

For a while, the gods walked the earth, along with titans of lesser, but still great, power. After the Divine Pact is made, generations pass and the amount of pure magic held by individual people weakened, until it gets to where it is now, with most people having only a speck.

A Divine Heart can be stolen, and taking it is the only way to permanently kill a god.

## Notable Divine Hearts

* Melora possesses a Divine Heart formerly belonging to Bargrivyek. Originally, the Divine Heart was split in three between herself, Telaine, and Aryox. Aryox's piece was given to Melora following his breaking of their pact, with Telaine's third being given to the Band of Boobs to help them defeat Thiala and then given to Melora following Thiala's death.
* Pelor reclaimed his Divine Heart after Thiala's death.
* The Dusk Mother received Thiala's original Divine Heart, formerly belonging to Asmodeus, after her death.
* The Watchman's Divine Heart exploded when he was killed, as part of his pact with the other gods to be permitted to remain on the Material Plane.

## Campaign 3

Although Pelor was resurrected, his murder still inspires drama and chaos hundreds of years later. Some gods now are emboldened to invade each other's realm and kill other gods to steal their Divine Heart in an attempt to invade the Material Plane. In the Astral Plane, Alanis and the Band of Boobs are working in Gladeholm to make peace pacts, alliances, and truces. Still, Gruumsh invades Ysgard and is attempting to kill Kord.

## References

1. ↑ C3 Ep. 32: The Ones We Couldn't Save (Legends of Irondeep)
Eldermourne Episode 41: Cerenysus

Art by ambassadorquark

**Cerenysus** is the forty-first, and final episode in campaign 2.

After Heradecia hijacks the awakening ritual, the Third Mates face Irina! Hank seeks to right a wrong, Zirk attempts high stakes surgery, and Fia faces her worst fear.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "The Baroness" by Emily Axford.
* "Demi-God" by Emily Axford.
* "A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.
* "All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.
* "Hexblood Centurions" by Emily Axford.
* "Into the Planar Pool" by Emily Axford.
* "The Bronze Bastard" by Emily Axford.
* "Into the Fire" by Emily Axford.
* "Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.
* "A Memory" by Emily Axford.
* "Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford.
* "Gunvar" by Emily Axford.
* "Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.
* "The Purge" by Emily Axford.
* "Jolene the Green" by Emily Axford.
* "Young Love" by Emily Axford.
* "Writing on the Wall" by Emily Axford.
* "Paradise" by Emily Axford.
* "A Tale's End" by Emily Axford.
* "A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford.
* "Irina" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Biggen

**Biggen** is a gnomish bartender rescued by the Band of Boobs from the Bear Prince, after he was turned into a Honey Goblin.

## Role in the Story

After being rescued, he offers to take them to his bar as a thank you, which the Boobs reluctantly accept after being convinced by Cran and Derlin. He surprised the Boobs with his incredible hospitality, including giving them his boat and free lodging, and was rewarded with a wet smooch from Moonshine and a kiss on the lips from Hardwon. Unfortunately his boat was destroyed by a Dragon Turtle.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 49: Milk and Honey (A Faerie Tale)
2. ↑ Episode 50: Nightcap (A Faerie Tale)
Campaign 3, Episode 45: Lord Ultrus (Legends of Irondeep)

**Lord Ultrus** is the forty-fifth episode of Campaign 3 and the sixteenth episode of Legends of Irondeep.

Duck Team faces Ultrus while Calder attempts a demiplanar jailbreak! Sol provides too good of a distraction, Callie gets stage fright, and Hardwon calls for help.

## Music and Sound Effects

* “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.

* “Kingshammer” by Emily Axford.

* “Forsaken” by Emily Axford.

* “The Purge” by Emily Axford.

* “Demigod” by Emily Axford.

* “The Valiant Ol’ Cobb” by Emily Axford.

* “Into the Fire” by Emily Axford

* “Angels and Devils” by Emily Axford.

* "Ghost Dragon" by Emily Axford.

* "Shock at the Dock" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Donobin Calhoun

**Donobin Calhoun** was the captain of the Dragoons and one of Lord Scythe's vault keepers in the lost city of Endoterra.

## Bio

Donobin is the captain of the Dragoons and is Sergeant Grimdung's superior. He goes on daily beeto hunts with his wyvern, Stinger. Donobin is a vault keeper.

## Description

Calhoun is a blue wraith who wears dark armor with a bucket helm. He wields a longbow, along with a shield and lance. Calhoun is loud and generally speaks at one tone. He rides his undead wyvern, Stinger, who also wears armor from his head along his neck. Stingers flesh is rotting and he has a stinger that radiates poison energy.

## Role in The Story

Captain Calhoun sentences Glorg to execution, along with ordering the new Dragoon recruits back to the barracks. While on his daily beeto hunt with his wyvern, Stinger, and Sargent Grimdung, he discusses how the awakened have infiltrated the castle. Calhoun is killed by Billie, Zirk, Henry, and Isaac.
Craggle

**Craggle** is a member of the Scrappers, and was partially responsible for the destruction of Zelbuldar Three.

## Bio

It is revealed that before the events of the Campaign, Craggle was a spy for Hutar Gunnerbold within Zelbuldar Three, and helped execute it's destruction after they found Tab.

## Role in the Story

She guides the Third Mates through the horror filled mountains and operates their railcar. Craggle isn't the nicest person, but the Third Mates find her endearing. Along with general rudeness, she has the ability to grow in size.

She is killed by Fia, who puts her body at Grez's spearpoint to make her think she did it.
Adult White Dragon

### Died

Finished by Beverly Toegold, who shares the kill with an unconscious Hardwon Surefoot.

### First Appearance

Episode 45: Kingshammer (The Frostwind Chapter)

## Physical Description

### Size

Huge

Described as a huge white dragon with milky scales covered in frost. Its eyes are missing, sunken in with the foggy black trademark of Akarot’s minions. Red pupils emerge when controlled directly by Akarot, also known as the Eye of Akarot.

Moonshine asks Tomah about white dragons in general to which she describes them as, "Stupid fucking assholes who are cruel, mean, and collects things."

## Role in The Story

#### **The Frostwind Chapter**

Sometime prior to encountering The Band of Boobs, the dragon was killed by Akarot and reanimated as a Hollow Body to serve him.

The dragon first appears to Moonshine Cybin and Wilhelm Bronzebeard who are climbing toward The Gash. It chases them back through the tunnels and snatches Wilhelm up with its tail before flying away.

It is encountered again shortly after at the peak of Mount Forge with Wilhelm firmly in its claws. It mushes his face against the ground, and attacks everyone there with a breath attack. After Wilhelm casts an Earthquake spell, it chases after the falling Kingshammer in order to retrieve it. Multiple characters latch onto its back on the dissent down the mountain, and it attacks most characters involved in the fight. It kills both the Bronzebeard knights, and indirectly helps kill Rust Bronzebeard. The dragon is finished off by Beverly, who grabs the unconscious Hardwon to help in the killing. Due to this, Hardwon wakes up believing he killed the dragon in his sleep.

## Attacks

**Actions**

* ***Multiattack.*** The dragon makes three attacks: one with its bite and two with its claws.
* ***Bite.*** *Melee Weapon Attack:* +11 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. *Hit:* 17 (2d10 + 6) piercing damage plus 4 (1d8) cold damage.
* ***Claw.*** *Melee Weapon Attack:* +11 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. *Hit:* 13 (2d6 + 6) slashing damage.
* ***Tail.*** *Melee Weapon Attack:* +11 to hit, reach 15 ft., one target. *Hit:* 15 (2d8 + 6) bludgeoning damage.
* ***Cold Breath (Recharge 5–6).*** The dragon exhales an icy blast in a 60-foot cone. Each creature in that area must make a DC 19 Constitution saving throw, taking 54 (12d8) cold damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

#### **Legendary Actions**

The dragon can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature's turn. The dragon regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.

* ***Tail Attack.*** The dragon makes a tail attack.
* ***Wing Attack.*** The dragon beats its wings. Each creature within 10 feet of the dragon must succeed on a DC 19 Dexterity saving throw or take 13 (2d6 + 6) bludgeoning damage and be knocked prone. The dragon can then fly up to half its flying speed.

## Trivia

* Liked to occasionally watch porn.
* Their partner did a monthly burlesque show they'd would often attend.
Captain Tayla Spineer

**Captain Tayla Spineer** is the leader of the Nullarian Monks aboard the SS Sunkiller.

## Bio

Tayla lead her crew to the razed continent of Ginnarak to find a Ginnarak crystal for the Benefactor, which they found in a temple to Nullar, along with a device known as the Chrono-Scooper. They begin heading home via airship, but they are attacked by both the Dread Horizon and Mother Morath, leading to the entire crew's death, as well as her own.

At one point Tayla wrote and recorded an audio version of a fanfiction called God-Crossed Lovers, about her moving into an apartment with the Trine and having cute adventures and wild sex with them. Jens thinks it's great and wanted to rip it off.

## Role in the Story

Retrieval Team 22 uses the Chrono Scooper to go back in time and save Tayla from Rast, saving her life. As thanks, she lets them stay on the Sunkiller for a week and take Keychain.
Cooter

**Cooter** is a crick elf and cousin of Moonshine Cybin. He hearkens from The Crick and is the first taste of the swampy community The Boobs get besides Moonshine.

## Description

Cooter is a goofy looking Crick Elf. He gets notably more ripped after fighting the Tarrasque with the Boobs, but still has a pot belly, which has a six pack on top of it.

## Role in The Story

### Campaign 1

#### **The Road to Galaderon**

Cooter is tasked by MeeMaw with the duty of taking those infected with Crick Rot to Galaderon for spiritual healing. He runs into The Band of Boobs on his way back to The Crick, explaining that Merrick High Hill couldn't fully heal the cricks, but managed to help them slightly. He has Crick Rot on his neck and finally explains to The Boobs exactly what is amiss at The Crick.

#### **Tales From the Crick**

At The Crick, Cooter is used by The Chosen as a subject to prove that Thiala can cure Crick Rot. They bring the scrolls as an offering for the cricks to submit. He leaves with The Crick with the rest of the elves in order to escape religious persecution by The Chosen.

#### **Mage Madness**

Cooter appears again alongside Mavrus in the moat surrounding Gladeholm. He is scolded by Lucanus, but doesn't care. Later on, the Boobs run into Cooter who is with his new high elf wife, Sparilla.

#### **The Hellfire Chronicles**

Cooter, alongside Sparilla, settles down in the Whisper Wood just outside Gladeholm. He encounters The Boobs after their return from Hell, and decides to join them in their battle against the Tarrasque in Frostwind. During the battle against the Tarrasque, Cooter is able to narrowly save Beverly Toegold from the grasps of the monster and certain death. He is gravely injured after being attacked by the undead god on the battlefield, but thanks to both Moonshine and Beverly, he is just strong enough to survive the battle in critical condition.

### Campaign 3

Between the events of Campaign 1 and Campaign 3 Cooter becomes a member of the Old Folks Circle, and is celebrated for his bravery and wisdom. He fathers a son, Sawyer, who he loves but struggles to gain the respect of. Sawyer makes a plan to have the Crick go to war with the rest of the Living Wood and assumed that his father would be on his side. He was furious to find out he wasn't and left the Crick.

#### The Dragon Elf Chronicles

Cooter greets Duck Team when they enter the Crick, but is unable to be too hospitable, as he is worried about his son. Callie gives him dynamite.

He is later captured by Eloise, who casts Geas on him and forces him to try to kill Maw Maw. Cooter is able to fight against the spell and falls unconscious, rather than hurt his friend. Callie and Sol are able to stabilize him.

## Trivia

* Cooter is well-known for his crick front stump, a tree stump at the front of the crick.
* Ol' Cobb, Cooter, and Hardin are the current members of the Cobb Squad, whose previous members consisted of Ol' Cobb, Marabelle, and Jolene.

## References

1. ↑ Campaign 3, Episode 29: Crown of Dreams (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)
Drilldozer

Described as a mini tank

A Drilldozer is a mining vehicle, commonly used by Dwarves when mining ore. Moving on wheels or tank tracks, Drilldozers are equipped with drills mounted on mechanical arms extending from the hull, and a thick glass bubble to protect passengers. Hardwon commandeered a Drilldozer in the mines of old Cragwater after Fucker the Gnome drew his attention to it while the pair was looting a warehouse full of mining supplies. Hardwon Surefoot states that Drilldozers are the best type of mining vehicle and that only the richest Dwarves in Irondeep had them.
Brian Murphy

**Brian Kevin Patrick "Murph" Murphy** (born October 3, 1985) is an American actor and writer. He is the primary Dungeon Master of NADDPod, and is a player in bonus campaigns. He is the writer and DM of Campaign 1 (Bahumia), Campaign 2 (Eldermourne), and Campaign 3 (Bahumia).

## Career

* Co-creator and co-host of 8-Bit Book Club
* Writer, editor, and actor at Collegehumor.com
* Writer and actor on TruTV's Adam Ruins Everything
* Recurring character on CollegeHumor series "Jake and Amir," "Hardly Working," and "Dire Consequences"
* Co-Creator of Hot Date
* Player on Dropout's Dimension 20

## Trivia

* Brian is the husband of Emily Axford. They are the co-parents of two cats.
* Describes his family as "[riddled] with Catholic guilt."
* Inventor of the famous "No, but..." Rule of improvisational comedy.

## References

1. ↑ His alma mater added him to a 30 Under 30 post, putting him at 30 years old on August 22, 2016.
2. ↑ In a Short Rest, when guessing the birthdays of fictional characters, Murph said that he likes to guess close to his own birthday, October 3rd.
3. ↑ Mixed Bag Of Holding: Monster Madness (The Romp In The Swamp)
Episode 27: The Living Wood (Tales From the Crick)

**The Living Wood** is the twenty-seventh episode in the series and the seventh episode of Tales From the Crick.

The Band of Boobs join Luna in a battle against a giant undead snake! Can they defeat the beast and find Ol' Cobb in the fog? Moonshine summons some party boys from the Feywild, Beverly channels Nightcrawler, and Hardwon attempts to befriend a bird.

## Plot Synopsis

The Band of Boobs fought a series of enemies including a giant snake that Balnor killed by cutting in half, a corrupted ent, and another infected snake. Hardwon was swallowed by the second snake and nearly killed, but Moonshine used Gaseous Form to enter the snake, causing the snake to regurgitate Hardwon. After defeating the snake, the Band of Boobs headed into the mysterious Living Wood, a region full of dead ents, before stumbling upon two living ents fighting one another. They asked a nearby crow which ent was the good guy and Hardwon promptly axed the bad ent in the back, saving the good treant. The tree introduced himself as Greenshade and took the Band of Boobs to a "safe" part of the forest to rest for the night. Ol' Cobb recognized a tree that was carved with his and Marabelle's initials, a tree which was suspiciously not affected by Crick Rot and quite alive. Moonshine cast Speak With Plants to try to talk to the tree, but all it said was, "I'm sorry, Jolene, I'm sorry, Jolene," endlessly until Moonshine was forced to end the communication.

Beverly sensed an evil presence in a nearby cave and the Band of Boobs went to investigate, discovering a book with a powerful evil force. When Beverly pressed his amulet to it, the cover swung open, revealed a page that read, *Your name, your blood, my power*.

## Music/Sound Effects

* "Into the Fog" by Emily Axford
* "Befuddled & Befogged" by Emily Axford
* "Hazy Daze" by Emily Axford

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NAD&DP Subreddit Thread