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Orange Bot's Revenge

Remember the General Mills Toons episode "Orange Bot"? Well, there was originally suppose to be a sequel to it, it was aired once and then banned for good. A transcript of it was found on December 3rd, 2014.

## The Transcript

(It fades in from black and shows Orange walking in Orange BOT's prison cell.)

**Orange:**"Hey, remember me?"

**Orange BOT:**"Yeah, I want you dead!"

(Orange BOT tries to grab Orange's neck but misses and hits himself on the head.)

**Orange:**"Nice try, you motherfucker!"

(Orange begins to laugh at Orange BOT, and Orange BOT contracts Dr. Toilet.)

(It cuts to Dr. Toilet's house, he is dusting off stuff for spring cleaning and hears a ring from the phone.)

(Dr. Toilet's phone begins to ring.)

**Dr. Toilet:** "I'll get it!" (picks up phone and answers it), "Yes? Hello?"

**Orange BOT:**"Help me, I am trapped by an Orange!"

**Dr. Toilet:**"I'll make you eviler with a better upgrade, hold on I'll send it now" (sends update to Orange BOT.)

(Orange BOT grows a larger size, and stomps around the room, and then Orange enters the room.)

**Orange:**"What's going on in-?" (notices Orange BOT's size and starts to run away.)

(Orange BOT grabs Orange by the neck and snaps it, and he lays his body down on a metal rod which impales him.)

(Orange BOT laughs like an insane person, and jumps out a window. Meanwhile, Dr. Toilet tries to contact Orange BOT.)

(The phone rings, but no one answers it.)

(Orange BOT is now dead, and Dr. Toilet starts to sob.)
Jamie Anago

## Overview

### Appearance

Has short black hair and black eyes.  Wears short jeans that look old and worn on purpose and a red belly button shirt that reads "Don't Mess With This".  Necklace with skeleton head.

### Personality

Kind of a tomboy who thinks she is a lot tougher than she really is.  Motto to life is "Good guys always finish last." When mad, people best stay out of her way, for she becomes much meaner than usual.  Despite her hateful attitude, she is not truly an evil person.

## Biography

### *Shadow of the Dragon*

#### Alter Unagi Saga

##### **Meeting Unagi**

Once her possible-brother returned, all of the heroes crowded around him with intense anticipation. Upon meeting Unagi, Jamie was disgusted that what she perceived to be a lowly warrior would be her brother. In disbelief, she stormed off in order to research her family tree.

## Techniques

Heal: By focusing Ki to a wound, she can heal up basic damages from combat.  Large amounts of Ki are required for more serious scars.

Dark Skeleton Blast: Fires a wave of black energy from her skeleton necklace.

## References

1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20090528044048/http://dbzvortex.aceboard.com/229463-9965-3974-18-Character-Creation-Thread.htm
2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20070824203244/http://dbzvortex.aceboard.com/229463-9969-11407-0-Return-Unagi-Anago-Defender-Justice-returns.htm
Yukimura

STARS★★★

The front tank, can taunt the enemies and restrict their MP.

'18 Water Bomb Event
~~Mystic Chest~~
~~Working Place~~
~~Guild Exchange~~
~~1 on 1 Exchange~~
~~Top Floor Exchange~~
~~Champion Exchange~~

* Skills
* Stats
* Gears
* Quotes
* Misc. Info
* Skins
* Cards

PHYSICAL DAMAGE:  Dealing [10 + 20 x LV ] physical damage.Recovering [10 x LV] HP.
EFFECT:  MP is replaced by white balls, which Yukimura shoots at enemies to gain HP. Black balls taunt enemies to attack Yukimura.

PHYSICAL DAMAGE:  Dealing [10 + 12 x LV] damage.
EFFECT:  Damages two enemies, marks them with white balls, and makes them attack each other.

  Mark hit rate increases with level; inevitably hit to enemies below lv [20 + LV].
EFFECT:  Marks enemy with black ball, causes them to only attack Yukimura.

PASSIVE:  Armor increased by [480 + 12 x LV] at most. Spell resistance increased by [360 + 9 x LV] at most.
EFFECT:  Enemies marked cannot surpass 70% MP. Yukimura gains armor and spell resistance for each mark.

EFFECT:
Magic Damage boost.

* White
* Green
* Blue
* Purple
* Orange
* Red

**Main Page Dialogue**

* "Finally we have you here, my gun is already impatient and let me go to kill them all!" - After obtaining her.
* "One day I will kill the generals of two generations and become world-famous!"
* "I guess you must hear it, the clear sound of the wind."
* "Kanto is a trash name, Yukimura is the only on to symbolize bravery."
* "Let me dominate this troubled world!"
* "Even if I were died, I would dominate the ghosts of hell."

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Johnny's Revenge

Has anybody heard of Mugman? That cartoon about a mug living in the town of Wedgewood. Well, I recently discovered an episode of the show that didn't pass through. Jacob Lenard scrapped it because he thought it was way too dark and out of place for the show. I was watching Mugman episodes on YouTube, when I came across one I didn't remember. The name of it was "Johnny's Revenge".

I decided to watch it, being a huge fan of Mugman. It started out with the normal intro. After the intro ended, It went to the title card, which had an angry looking Johnny holding a knife covered in blood with "JOHNNY'S REVENGE" above him in bloody font. It then faded into the episode, showing Mugman and Teanna watching TV. The doorbell rings and Mugman says, "I'll get it!", as he gets up and goes to the door. At the door was a bloody Johnny with his eyes closed.

Suddenly, Johnny's eyes opened and they were bloodshot and bleeding.

"J-Johnny? What happened-"

But before Mugman could continue, Johnny took out a gun and shot Mugman in the gut. Blood splattered everywhere, as Mugman fell to the floor screaming in agony. Mugman, seemingly alive, asked Johnny, "Why Johnny? Why?", and Johnny replies, "Because you rejected me, no one likes me. You took me out of the spotlight, but now I will murder you, you freak!", as he shoots Mugman again, killling him. Teanna looks at Johnny and gasps, but then Johnny shoots her as well.

He goes to Pementa's house and rings the doorbell. Pementa answers and is immediately stabbed in the stomach and dies. He then goes to Saltine's rooms and beheads her, and blood began to spray everywhere from her head stump. It cuts to another scene, showing Wedgewood on fire. There were dead bodies of people everywhere, including the background characters. I also saw Free Wizard, Pementa's parents, Mugman and Teanna's parents, Mr. Bob, and other background characters with their heads on stacks, bleeding purposely.

Johnny appears out of nowhere and lunges at the screen as it abruptly cuts to static, then shows the credits. Most of the people in the credits weren't the normal cast, they were different people. I contacted Jacob Lenard and he had this to say: "What? How did you find that? Well, I guess I should explain. The voice actors of Johnny and Papa were mad to here that I didn't want the characters on the show anymore, so they created this short out of revenge. As soon as I saw it, I fired them and completely erased Johnny and Papa from the show and erased their character profiles from the Mugman website. I am so sorry that your dreams are crushed. As a way to say sorry, I will send you the complete Mugman season 1 and 2 boxsets.

~Jacob Lenard."
Another PBS Parody Lost Video

So I was on GameJolt 4 days ago, and I downloaded a GameJolt game.

But it really wasn't a GameJolt game.

It was a file that went by the name of "PBS Parody - The Failure.rar".

"Oh, don't tell me it's gonna be an PBS Parody creepypasta again." I said while extracting the file.

The folder had 2 files. One was a png file. I clicked on it and it had a picture of P Head.

I closed the file.

I then clicked on the other file, a .avi file.

The video file was 9 minutes and 12 seconds long. It started out with the intro, nothing out of the ordinary.

The episode started out with 6 Logos (B, S, Viacom, Mrs. P-Head, CBS Eye, and Screen Gems), but P-Head wasn't anywhere to be seen.

Viacom then said:

"Where's P-Head?"

Then the scene cut to P-Head in a dark room, crying for 12 seconds, which felt like a century.

Then it showed NBC Peacock in a apartment, looking for P-Head. Then after 4 minutes, he found a horrible spot.

Yes, NBC Peacock found P-Head, but he had not seen him alive. P-Head was hanging on a noose with 20/30 gunshots all over him and his eyes gone.

Then NBC Peacock went to the living room and sat on the couch. After 42 seconds, NBC Peacock started crying.

But his crying was real, as if his voice actor was actually crying.

While he was crying, he started saying the word:

"P-Head"

He said that repeatedly, with his crying getting louder each time, until it got horribly loud.

I had to turn down my laptop's volume, but I could still hear it.

Then the quality got horrible for 4 seconds, then the quality cleared instantly, and I could see NBC Peacock with a gun in his hands. Then he put the gun into his mouth, pulls the trigger, and blows his brains out. A gunshot sound was heard while he did that.

Then it showed the 6 logos heading into the apartment, and they saw NBC Peacock dead.

"Oh my God!" S said.

"How can this happen?!" Viacom said.

The other 4 were silent, but they have the same reactions.

Then S took the gun from NBC Peacock, and aimed it in his mouth.

"Don't do it!" Everyone yelled at S.

"Do it, you pathetic excuse for a contestant!" NBC Peacock's voice said in the background.

S pulled the trigger, and blew his brains out. That sound was heard again.

Everyone then screamed for S's life, and it was too late. S was dead.

Then a time card appeared saying:

"8 months later"

Then it showed every logos in the apartment, dead. And the episode ends there.

I cannot take it anymore. I deleted the folder along with the two files. I never want to see that episode again.
SinnahMown

Hey do you guys know that “Cinnamon and Apple” campaign. Well… theres a dark secret behind that cheery and happy commercial. In 2033 which is the time i’m in now. I saw a very dark and disturbing commercial or EAS alert that kellogg’s is planning to dump nuclear in our water for their new type of cinnamon flavor. I’m not sure if its a flavor. As a fan of TV DX, I always catch weird things from faraway places. Usually it’s a transmission or two that I can’t find an explanation for and I usually forget them almost immediately. But there was one that I will never forget…

I was looking for a signal one night and caught a high definition test card. It was the old Indian test card, but the Indian had no face; it was just a skull accompanied by white noise. I kept my hand away from the control and prepared myself to see what this was.

Suddenly, an Commercial for Apple jacks started. It was dubbed in an unknown language; it didn’t matter to me, so I kept watching. It started with Cinnamon going down to the kitchen. In this One, he found a Box of apple jacks; he looked at it for a moment before opening it. A monster that could only have come from a horror story popped out. It filled Cinnamon’s ass with its tentacles until it was entirely inside the cinnamon stick’s body. Cinnamon stood up, his body covered in goo and his face deformed. The image was burned in my mind and will never leave. Cinnamon walked out of his house like a zombie until he arrived at Apple’s. The little house opened and Cinnamon’s tongue came out; it stuck to Apple’s head and started sucking. After a while, Apple fell down and Cinnamon walked up to him. The tentacles jumped out of the lovecraft creature and entered the Apple’s body, changing him into an equally horrible form. Cinnamon began immobilized Apple with his tongue and began to sodomize. Apple stayed still, crying while the house flooded with goo from Cinnamon’s dead limp body. The Commercial ended after that and then words appeared: “Today the town, next the world everyone will be just like you see.” Then the signal cut out and i felt weird. My whole body was covered in goo. Tentacles came out of my mouth. I looked i saw my gal friend outside my house waiting it was time.
LIAJ

I just can't take it anymore... The deaths, The messages and suicide.

Another dvd was sent and it said it was the last one and I had no other choice but to watch it.

No intro and title card, it was just the episode.

It started with 3 spotlights showing Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward and they screamed "WE DON'T KNOW LIFE!!!"

They began to hold hands and said "We want our bodies back" They said.

They had began to turn into white lights and floated up into the air.

I heard something saying "You lost something..."

My tv turned off but then my pc turned on. It had made a new user called "Steven".

I looked at it and on the desktop was three files "ydnas, sbark and yrag".

I opened file one to see a video of Sandy eating herself.

She looked depressed and sad.

She died of eternal bleeding.

I checked file two to see Mr Krabs hacking his eyes out.

Didn't he die?

He soon slit his own throat open and aswell died.

The last file showed Gary starving to death.

He was covered in blood and suffering death.

He died and the copyright date was up "Copyright nickoloaden 1989"

It flashed and it said "we are the wind, we are the sky, please suffer for our demise".

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The Hell We Created...

Do all of you… Remember those old apple jacks commercial… I’m obsessed with them I watch them all the time… I have a VHS it had black sharpie marker, “Apple Jacks” on it… I decided to play it… Strangely it started with the one where apple and cinnamon got stuck instead when they crash…

It reveals a photo-realistic corpse with blood splattered everywhere a dialogue appears “eye balls where not found, victim was smashed together, victims where brought to hospital… …but… Found dead” I was disturbed and it played again except it showed a hyper realistic apple and cinnamon corpse with Dr. drab standing over his deed…

He spoke “You never loved us… You abandoned us…. You are the hell we created… You killed squidward…. Made Mickey die, made ed and edd die too… This is hell we created… You killed the air monks… You made “IT” he’s after us… Destroy the tape damned person!!” I took a hammer and smashed the tape only to hear hushed whispers.. Stop making these… Things… Look what you have done… The hell we created… Tomorrow the town next…?
The Jordan Show Lost Episode

It was a stormy night, I was on YouTube trying to find something to watch. And since I was a big fan of Viacom's Jordan franchise, I decided to watch some old episodes for old times sake. After coming upon multiple videos with download links with possible viruses, I finally found someone who uploaded an episode from Season 2, the episode was entitled "La Mama's Special Surprise."

I can't quite remember this episode. Confused, I clicked on it. It played the normal intro; no blood or anything. The storm possibly struck one of the internet wires and the power went out. I lit a candle and was going to call Cablevision, but then the computer rebooted itself. The episode I was watching, came back on, with the rest of intro playing. I sighed in relief and went over to the computer to watch the rest of the episode. It started with La Mama baking her homemade breakfast potpie-cakes though she realizes she is missing an ingredient. The episode's typical animation was replaced by storyboard drawings, and a timestamp appeared from the bottom, meaning that this was indeed an unfinished Season 2 episode.

I was excited - I was going to get to watch an unfinished Season 2 episode that the writers pretty much forgot. Telling by the animation, the episode was 2% complete. Anyways, the episode continues with La Mama asking Zosky for sugar. Except in this scene, there were no voices for Zosky and La Mama; in fact, there was no sound at all. But, whatever La Mama said made Zosky shocked. The music returned, sounding dramatic. Then, something weird happened - La Mama punched Zosky! Not a cartoony-punch that is common in a children's show, but a very brutal punch. The screen went blank with Comic Sans font reading "MISSING SCENE," with the sound of Zosky screaming playing very loudly.

The scene came to an actually animated scene, with La Mama holding a batch of breakfast potpie-cakes, smiling happily as Jordan woke up, asking La Mama what was all the ruckus. La Mama doesn't say anything, the scene was yet again silent, and Jordan's expression became blank. His eyes became white, as the screen faded to black though I could see Zosky's body with multiple bruises, vaguely. There were no credits, logos, there was nothing but black until the video ending, showing the usual links to anyone other YouTube video. I sat there, stunned. I still wanted to know what La Mama said to make Zosky scared. I tried to re-load the video's page, but it would only come up with "The page you are looking for doesn't exist."

When I called the creator, Joseph Yoga, he said there was no such thing and that the episode I was talking about never existed. Maybe I was having a fever-dream as I was sick and had to stay home from school. And till this day, I never wanted to see another episode of The Jordan Show, and if I did, I would see those soulless eyes of Jordan.
Gs15ep0 sightings

On October 1st, 2014, a truly disturbing episode of Garfielf Adventures aired on FOX, many kids were the ones to see it. It had odd stuff like Garfield committing suicide by ripping off his arms, John having sex with Liz, and much other disturbing images. The tape was found in the FOX Kids studios and was put in a lock safe.

Many copies were made, this is how the episode is supposed to go:

It played the "Garfielf Adventures" intro, but the way the characters looked was off, their eyes had red pupils. John sounded demonic while as, Garfield sounded high-pitched.

Then it cut to black while, in the background, you could hear John and Garfield arguing, it ended with John crying saying, "wah" 10 times (to represent crying). Then, you hear John say: "I'll get that fucking cat one day!!!". Then it cuts to a scene, where John is ordering the "RoboKitty-666" and has glowing red eyes and the backgrounds looked more realistic than usual. "John, what the hell are you doing?!" Garfield says as he is eating a tray of lasagna. I then noticed this was the "John gets a RoboKitty" episode from season 14. So, the scene went on like normal (except for John's eyes.) until the live-action footage came on. The hand and arm, who throws the package has lots of cuts and scars on it. The house had a sign that reads, "Condemned".

It goes on normal until the battle scene with Garfield and RoboKitty. Garfield throws the lasagne at the RoboKitty, but it doesn't die. It grabs Garfield and starts ripping off his arms, legs, and head until he is dead and just an orange ball with stripes. "Finally, fatass Orange cat is dead," says John as he and RoboKitty eat some food around the table. John says to RoboKitty that what he did to Garfield was wrong, and that his batteries will be taken out, which angered RoboKitty, to' the point where he took out a knife and stabbed John, 5 times in the chest. John dies, as RoboKitty rips off his arms, legs, and head. RoboKitty then said something in Russian and the video crashed. I translated it, and it meant:

"In two years, I'm going to kill you."

The victims said in 2 years, Garfield is gonna get them. The victims also said "Garfield is the boss" and "I AM FEAR", the tape was never found again.
Ophelia

STARS★★★

Backline mage, can protect allies from negative effects.

Sep '18 Prayer Tree Event
~~Mystic Chest~~
~~Working Place~~
~~Guild Exchange~~
~~1 on 1 Exchange~~
~~Top Floor Exchange~~
~~Champion Exchange~~

* Skills
* Stats
* Gears
* Quotes
* Misc. Info
* Skins
* Cards

MAGIC DAMAGE:  Deal [?] extra damage atleast.
EFFECT:  ?

PASSIVE:  Dream bubble deals [?] damage.
EFFECT:  Enemy with Dream Bubble gets damaged. Ally with Dream Bubble gains attack power and physical crit of enemy.

PASSIVE:  Recover [?] HP.
EFFECT:  Recovers HP and dispels negative effect from allies.

PASSIVE:  Shield max HP is [?].
EFFECT:  Shield for allies.

PASSIVE:  Restore [?] HP per second.
EFFECT:  Sustained HP recovery after Dream Bubble.

* White
* Green
* Blue
* Purple
* Orange
* Red

**Main Page Dialogue**

* "Have a good night, I won't let you dream about me~"
* "Though sweet dreams are more delicious, sometimes bad dream makes me happy~"
* "What did you dream about last night, senpai?"
* "Wow, what a fancy dream!"
* "Let me eat your dream~"

※ v. 1.4.8
Xmas Elf

STARS★

Middle magic dealer, also has unbelievable power.

~~Mystic Chest~~
~~Working Place~~
~~Guild Exchange~~
~~1 on 1 Exchange~~
~~Top Floor Exchange~~
~~Champion Exchange~~

* Skills
* Stats
* Gears
* Quotes
* Misc. Info
* Skins
* Cards

  Bestow level [1 x LV] gift.
Interruption rate increases with level, inevitably hit to enemies below level [1 x LV].
EFFECT:  -

  Hitting rate of gift increases with level, inevitably hit to enemies below level [1 x LV].
EFFECT:  -

  Increase [120 + 6 x LV] damage.
EFFECT:  -

  Increase [10 + 0.25 x LV]% attack speed per gift.
EFFECT:  -

* White
* Green
* Blue
* Purple
* Orange
* Red

**Main Page Dialogue**

* "Merry Christmas, I bring you the gifts." - After obtaining her.
* "No gifts for those who hang dirty socks."
* "Merry Christmas!"
* "Master, you are a nice guy, must receive many gifts."
* "Do you have gift for me, master?"
* "Hang your socks beside your bed, I wil leave you gifts, master."

※ v. 1.4.8
Moon Man: Sunman's Revenge

So, I was on YouTube watching Moon Man videos, when I came across a video called "Moon Man: Sunman's Revenge". Being a huge Moon Man fanatic, I decided to watch it. It started with Moon Man doing his usual racist speech about how he wants to kill other races, then he began to talk smack about Sunman and how he's very annoying and always getting in his way.

Then, Sunman heard him and became enraged. He took a gun, aimed at Moon Man, and said: "Goodnight, you stupid asshole!", as he shot Moon Man five times, while Moon Man screamed in agony. After that, Sunman went to Starman and Cloudman.

"What the hell are you doing here, you stupid sun?!" Starman asked him.

"Killing you faggots!" Sunman replied.

He grabbed and proceeded to murder Starman and Cloudman. Sir Charles Moonington saw him and said: "Ey' chap, what are you doing?".

Sunman replied, "None of your fucking business, you dumb fuck!".

He then decapitated Sir Charles Moonington.

The rest of the video showed Sunman killing all of the Moon Man characters.

The last scene showed Sunman on his bed, looking depressed.

"I... killed... everyone... I... feel... so... alone..."

He grabbed a shotgun and shot himself in the head, thus ending his life.

The final shot showed Sunman, dead, with brain matter and blood splattered on the wall behind him.

I was a bit shocked, but thought this wasn't out of place for the Moon Man videos, as they've always been disturbing and offensive. I tried to reload the page, but it said the video was taken down because of complaints.
Insane AshReynolds - The Lost Episode

Anybody heard of the YouTube channel, Insane AshReynolds? It has been going on since 2012 and is still making videos. Did you know there was a 'lost' video? It was entitled, "The Death of Nicolas." It starts off at Nicolas' room. The picture quality is very low, and there is a slight humming in the audio. Then, when it got inside Nicolas' room, he was sitting on his rocking chair, not moving a muscle.

It stays on this image for about a minute, until he got up and went down the stairs. After he got down the stairs, he enters the kitchen area where blood is splattered everywhere. The screen began to blur, so I could only make out really colorful blobs of light. When the quality went back, Nicolas was now tied to a chair. It wasn't his rocking chair, but a wooden chair that hasn't been seen in his videos before. There is a quiet hushed voice, as Nicolas was waking up.

"He's waking up"

"Then what should I do?"

"Beat the shit out of him!"

A hand is seen, tightly clutching a spiked bat. The hand begins to beat Nicolas in the head with the bat. All the while, blood splattering could be heard. When the bat hits Nicolas the last time, a loud *CRACK!* is heard and Nicolas' head slants down, lifelessly. Then, the video ends with a still frame of Nicolas' body in the wooden chair.

The video was only up for 23 seconds before it was removed by YouTube staff for "disturbing content." The video is only now viewable on smaller, lesser known torrent sites.
Kale

Kale is a Saiyan.

 Overview

## Biography

### *Shadow of the Dragon*

Kale was born on Old Vegeta. He was the counselor of King Vegeta, and aided in the war against the Tuffles. Kale was one of the greatest planet conquerors, but when on a lone mission, his spacepod flew through a magnetic storm, which caused his engines to overheat. Kale was sent hurtling through space at lightspeed, and when he finally landed, he learned that Planet Vegeta was destroyed, and almost all his people destroyed.

## References

1. ↑ http://z11.invisionfree.com/Vortex\_Chronicles/index.php?showtopic=21&hl=
The Mrs. Cunningham Show Lost Episode

I was watching Adult Swim when a little bumper on the bottom of the screen said that a special episode of The Mrs. Cunningham Show would be coming on at 3:00. I was a bit confused about a kids show coming on this late but decided to watch it anyway. I waited until it came on. It started with the intro, except the song sounded a little more... depressing and slowed down. I thought that this was only for the special episode. When the intro ended, it cut to the title card which read, "Marco The Killer". I was a bit shocked at the title, but just thought it was a morbid joke and kept watching.

It began with Marco making a sandwich for Mrs. Cunningham, but as he was bringing the sandwich over to Cunningham, he dropped it. Cunningham got very mad and yelled at him. This was very unlike her to do, she was usually very happy and would never be mean to her friends. Anyways, Marco then grabbed a chainsaw out of nowhere and began to kill her with it. She began to scream, as blood splattered everywhere. She dropped to the floor, dead, as a puddle of blood began to form under her.

Matthew then entered the room and gasped at the sight.

"Marco, what the hell is wrong with you? You killed Mrs. Cunningham!"

Marco then lunged at Matthew with a knife and pinned him down. He then began to slice open his stomach, as Matthew began to scream in agony. He started to rip out his organs until he got to the heart and ripped out, and Matthew died.

The rest of the episode went on with Marco killing the rest of the cast, including Bert, Mr. Brown, Janet Cunningham, and Mango. The episode ended with Marco hanging by a noose in his room. The credits then rolled.

I will never watch an episode of The Mrs. Cunningham Show ever again.
PBS Parody: B’s suicide

It was late at night, 7:14 (eastern time) to be exact. I was on YouTube, when i saw a new PBS Parody video. It was called "PBS Parody: B’s suicide". The creator of the video said it would get deleted tomorrow. So i decided to watch it.

I really, really wish i didn't do that.

There was no PBS Parody for the intro, It just started with B and P-Head in the living room.

B: So P-Head, how about a nice cup of tea and some Cheese?

P-Head: Yes (agrees by nodding)

B: P-Head, i just made something for you! It's the Robot arm, It can make you pickup everything and all of that stuff.

B hands P-Head the Robot arm, while he walks to the kitchen and P-Head puts it on.

P-Head: Huh?

B: I knew it would work out P-Head!

P-Head: It works!

Later that night, B and P-Head were going to bed.

P-Head: Good Night! B.

B: Good Night! P-Head.

As P-Head goes into bed the arm starts to malfunction, killing him in the process.

B: What was that?

B goes into the room where P-Head was in and sees P-Head.

B: P-Head? P-Head!? PPPPPPPP-HEEEEEEAAAAAAD!!!!

B starts crying at the sight of P-Head dead. He then goes into his bedroom and starts to write a note. Here is exactly what he wrote:

"I'm sorry, but i don't think i can move on without P-Head. Goodbye world."

Then he grabbed a shot gun, put it in his mouth and pulled the trigger, committing suicide in the process. Blood and brain bits blew out of the back of his head.

That was the last straw. I quickly exited YouTube and i never saw it again. If you ever find this video, don't watch it!
Dead Rocko

I was online a couple years ago at like around 1:00 AM looking up old Rocko episodes as I was a huge fan as a kid. I came upon an unofficial website that had full episodes ad free. Ok, the quality wasn't great, but better than most of the websites. On the bottom was a link that said "Rocko's Modern Death \*\*RARE\*\* Episode". Being the idiot I am, I clicked on it. I thought it was probably a screamer or something, but I clicked on it anyway. I was bored enough to click on the video and watch it. I totally forgot about looking for old episodes. The episode was about the Heffer, Rocko and Filbert going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Heffer was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Heffer Got Drunk on the plane and Broke a Window and Pushed Rocko off the plane, Rocko was sucked out. The picture of Rocko's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body. When act two started, The Big Heads, Heffer, Filbert, and Spunky were sitting at a table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them. The Episode Ended with "Роко мертв, его за забыть об этом". After the video was over, it froze, so I had to reload the page, but it wasn't available. I couldn't even find the website anymore. Even when I looked up "Dead Rocko", nothing came up. I understand if you don't believe me, but I know what I saw, even if it was at 1:00 in the morning. What the hell was I even doing online at that time?
Mommy's Lullaby

"Oh my little one, don't cry. I don't like that."

"But the little blood in those little viens are lovely."

"I did something horrible, and its ugly."

I killed your puppy and your daddy."

"I skinned the puppy and ate its flesh."

"Your dad had been depressed, I suffacated him."

"And here's something to remember, YOU WILL BE THE NEXT ONE."
Caillou’s Dad's Death

Hey, there. It's Chegger here, there is something that I need to tell you.

Have you ever seen the children's show, "Caillou"? I hate that show, no matter what you say, I hate it. And I hated it even more all because of the original pilot episode of the show.

Well, it all started when one day I was out for a walk, when a car almost hit me. Thank god I'm not dead. A DVD had flew out of the person's car. It was a normal DVD with the words "Caillou Original Pilot".

Well, Caillou never had a pilot, and Caillou aired in 1997 without the need of a pilot, so...this is not possible.

But goddammit, I was wrong.

I took the DVD home and put it in my cassette. It began with fifteen seconds of static. Then it cut to the Caillou opening. But the animation was very different. It looked like the designs from that one YouTube video "Caillou the grownup".

The episode was called "Caillou’s Dad's Death".

Now that was a totally gruesome name for a show like this. But I shrugged it off. Thinking it was a prank...BUT IT WASN'T...

Caillou was in his room, playing with Rosie. Doris and Boris came upstairs to check on them. When all of a sudden Boris had felt a pain in his stomach. (Which If you didn't know, is quite big.)

Boris then felt his stomach getting bigger, his stomach spread so wide around the room that It crushed Caillou and Rosie to plain blood and organs. Then Boris's stomach exploded. It exploded so bad the whole house had blown up.

The camera then zoomed back in to Caillou and Rosie's room.

It was completely destroyed, everyone's heads (except Boris's) went flying. Boris's body was nowhere to be seen. Their heads landed on wood. Blood flew everywhere.

It faded to black with no credits.

I smashed my cassette into bits with the DVD in it. I smashed it up as much as I could to make sure it was gone for good.

The day after that, I found something under my bed. It was green,and guess what It was.......?

It was Boris's body. If you find this, do not watch it!
Dead Salad

I always loved the TV show, Bug Salad. It had great comedy and was overall a great show. So, I decided to watch a few episodes on YouTube. After thought I thought I watched all of them, I saw there was one more. It was titled, "Dead Salad". I never remembered this episode, so I guess it was a new one. I decided to watch it.

It started off normally with the intro. At the end of the intro, instead of saying "Bug Salad", it said, "Dead Salad". It started with Winston playing with Scott, nothing too out of the ordinary. Suddenly, Matthew drives his truck into their backyard and runs over Winston and Scott. He had this deranged look on his face, while Winston and Scott screamed in agony, as they were ran over.

It faded to black and faded back, showing Matthew walking down a dungeon. When he made it down, it showed Winston and Scott. They were skinned alive and were covered in blood. Half of Winston's head was exposed, showing his brain.

Matthew turned to the screen and said, "They were first. And now, you're next."

As soon as he said, "you're next", it zoomed into his face quickly, as his eyes shined a bright red and the screen cut to black abruptly.

The video then ended.

I was shocked. This wasn't the Bug Salad I come to know and love. I tried to reload the video, but the page 404'd me. I phoned Nickelodeon Studios about this, but they said they've never made anything like that.

Still to this day, I feel like I'm being watched by Matthew. Every night when I go to bed, I see red eyes and sharp teeth in the darkest corner of my room. I feel like it's not too long until he finally gets to kill me.
Mac Tonight/Burger King Theory

I'm sure you've all heard of Mac Tonight. And I'm also sure you've all heard of the Burger King. I've noticed that they look very similar to each other.

They both are people in costumes and both are very creepy.

I have a theory for this.

What if Mac Tonight and the Burger King are the same person?

Think of it, after McDonald's got rid of Mac, he was hired by Burger King and he was made into the creepy king to do the Burger King commercials.

He did this because he was very jealous of Ronald McDonald and wanted to get payback on him for getting rid of him.

So, that's my theory.
The other Freddy Freaker pastta

Does anyone remember the Freddy Freaker hotline that was in service between the late '80s to the mid '90s? I do, and I will never forget it.

One fateful day, I was watching MTV. It was the usual. Crappy pop music videos, and specials about heavily dressed rockstars that seemed almost like a bizarre parody of AC/DC. During the commercial break, the screen cut to black, or rather, very dark gray. Strangely, there was a line of blue at the bottom, and the screen was littered with white dots. I heard several snare drums, and a voice say "It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak!" The screen flashed white, and then a yellow creature appeared on the screen and roared. I was mesmerized. I was thinking to myself, "This is the greatest thing ever made!", but I was very, very wrong.

The creature started dancing, and a phone number appeared at the bottom. I said out loud, "I must call that number!", so I took the phone off the hook and dialed the number.

I really wish I hadn't.

It rang, and I heard Freddy say, "This is Freddy Freaker!", although he said it in a pained, sad voice. I heard people shouting in the background, and several other strange noises I would not like to describe. A male voice said what sounded like "GET BACK TO WORK!". It seemed like these noises made Freddy break down in tears. He sobbed hard for a few seconds, and screamed at the top of his lungs "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?". The voices didn't respond. They just kept shouting, and in that moment, I knew that he fucked up. He knew that he fucked up.

Hard. I heard the rushing of footsteps, presumably all of the people in the background. I heard Freddy say "Oh shit!" very loudly, but it was nothing compared to the yelling. Freddy tried to get away, but the disembodied voices caught up to him. I heard the ripping of flesh and the gushing of blood. The people were ripping apart Freddy Freaker as if they were zombies. Then, everything went silent. It stayed that way for about 7 seconds, then I hung up. During the silence, I swear I heard someone whisper "He's gone."

More than 26 years later, I can't forget. Just today, I called the number out of curiosity, and I heard the usual "out-of-service" message. However, I still heard the voices and noises in the background.
The PS2 Red Screen of Death theories

This history has occurred in video games. One known the developers and the manufacturer of that time with the Home video game console, has based sixth generation console under the name “PS2”...

For the error, the screen shows up if you inserted a private disc or an Xbox360 new disc or a pc disc...

As a error, it is very similar to the PS2 startup screen, except after the startup, a red screen appears with a message saying “Please insert a PlayStation or PlayStation 2 format disc.” The sound at the start of the Red Screen is actually a low pitched version of PS2 menu screen with a creepy whistle and then the ambient sounds like the menu.

In 2005, the person who see this error screen has been killed. The murderer is not found.

This screen of death frightened small children also caused problems at sick of an epilepsy, owing to what a error has been forbidden to display on the console.

In 2013, the console has been discontinued to stopped the existence.
Banned PBS Parody Video: P-Head Goes to Washington D.C

This story is a Funnypasta and is not taken down seriously.

## Contents

* Introduction
* Plot of the video
* Trivia

## Introduction

“P-Head Goes to Washington D.C” is the actual video of PBS Parody. It was the reason that uploaded to YouTube into poverty, because the video was bad-mouthed, sexist, and mad fucking hilarious. Also, it wasn't "good." When it got uploaded, it was deleted because of P-Head eating his own shit, violent scenes, and talk of sex and rape.

## Plot of the video

Today was the day P-Head was supposed to be taken to the movies.  He got ready for the day (and Epic Failed) all by himself so he could get there ASAP.  But B tells P-Head that the movie isn't until today. (?)  B, S and Mrs. P-Head try to cheer him up with cereal for breakfast, but P-Head rejects his boggle crunch and demands to have pumpkin pie. It takes several months to get P-Head to calm down. To make up for the movie, P-Head and his friends go on a trip to Washington D.C, but The pilot plays around and ends up blowing the plane up, but they survive and after P-Head mentions he wants to jack off, He went on Rule34 which was censored by Memes and typed Miss Calamity in the search box and jacked off to all the mr man show characters screwing Calamity. Then P-Head tries to rape Evil Cat Flower.

Later, a speech against human rights is given Jimmy Carter our 39th President Of the United States From 1977 to 1981, but P-Head, not knowing what Jimmy is talking about, takes the opposite argument and tries to eat his own shit. Then Jimmy called the army and the army’s chases him out. A Ship with Colonel Dodo is ready to carry P-Head’s friends out of Washington D.C, but he arrives too late and they leave him behind, causing the tribes Amy to get P-Head, and it doesn't end well for him as they leave and one shot P-Head and got P-Head's Noses.

## Trivia

* Later uploads of this video were replaced with Lost and Found.
* it was posted on Newsgrounds once on 3 AM.
* It is rumoured that it will be marked as "Age-restricted video" if it’s uploaded on YouTube.
GeneralMillsDance.avi

It was a normal day, I was sitting on my computer, browsing the internet and watching YouTube videos. I suddenly came across a strange video with the title "GeneralMillsDance.avi". The thumbnail was of Jake and the B-Team dancing. Out of curiosity, I double-clicked it and the video began. It started off seemingly normal with Jake and the B-Team dancing on a blue background with a disco ball above them. After a while, a loud scream was heard and the screen became inverted. It then zoomed into Jake and out, with the screen covered in the number "666".

It faded to black and white text appeared at the bottom of the screen reading "MURDER IS LOVE" with "GENERAL MILLS ENTERPRISES" under it as well. The video then ends. I was a bit confused. Did General Mills really make this? I suddenly blacked out and woke up hours later in a hospital bed. A doctor came in and said that my mother saw that I blacked out and called the ambulance. My mother rushed in, happy that was I alright.

I asked my mother what happened to my laptop and she said that she found it cracked and broken.

But out of the corner of my eye, I saw a familiar figure. It was an inverted Jake, smiling at me.
PBS Parody: The Death And Suicide of S

Does anybody know the PBS Parody videos? They are one of my favorites. I even like the first videos, They were good, But however, I stopped watching PBS parody because the user who named Richie Faxx closed his account.

I recovered watching a lost video of the parody that was not uploaded on YouTube. It all started out in 2015, My brother Chris and I were staying at my grandparents for a couple of weeks as my parents were visiting New England. My grandparents and my brother were going to see Penguins of the Madagascar movie because my brother was a fan of the show. I had to take care of the house myself, I did some cleaning around the house. After cleaning, I noticed a computer was on with files full of movies and tv and web shows. I did some browsing through the files and found some shows such as Battle for dream island, The Penguins of Madagascar, The Lionhearts, Finley’s World and more.

My grandparents have downloaded the first 3 PBS Parody videos. While looking i noticed one rare PBS parody video i have never seen. It was an .wmv file and was titled (PBS Parody) The Death And Suicide of S. Strange, I have never seen this type of PBS Parody video. I demonstrated the video file, the windows media player opened up. It had no intro, It just went straight to the video. The everything was normal, The video starts out with P-Head and B cooking pancakes for breakfast, Then S wakes up for his breakfast. S went downstairs to see B and P-Head. His pancakes were in the shape of a knife. S thanked B and P-Head by saying, "These pancakes look like art, Thanks B and P-Head!" P-Head went upstairs and took a bath. B is going to work. S went outside to check the mail. He went back into the house and watched the news, The news reporter said that there was a "MYSTERIOUS KILLER ON THE LOOSE! STAY INSIDE!" P-Head started to feel the warm water aiming towards his body, He automatically fell right asleep. S was paying his bills when he noticed a tiny water drop on to the table.

S quickly rushed upstairs to the bathroom and noticed P-Head had too much water. S waked up P-Head by rubbing his face and P-Head woke up, The killer that was seen on the tv stabbed S to death, It then showed random clips with random Greeny Phantom clips.

The Video then ends with a shot of S hanging from a noose. The credits rolled only listing Created By Richie Faxx.

I reported this to YouTube. I told them about the lost video i watched. They said that Richie Faxx wanted to stop making PBS Parody’s and they had no choice but to upload unknown footage of the lost video i watched.
Canker Caveman CURSED EPISODE

Ever heard of Canker Caveman? The show stared a brilliant, smart caveman named Canker whose main-goal is to make cavemen smarter.

Well, I hear there's one unreleased even to avid classic Canker fans.

It's nothing special, just "Dog Dayout" with loud, droning buzzes occasionally interrupting the audio of the original episode.

Except throughout the episode, several frames flash in quick session, over the screen while the episode plays.

But at the end where Canker is framed, everything stops. All the cavemen look at the screen, wide-eyed, including Canker whose is tied up.

There is a bit of brief static, before it ended.
Jail II: I Need You

I viewed a horrifying episode of Spongebob and I was sent another dvd of Spongebob that I think would tell me
what I viewed five months ago.

For some reason, it skipped the intro and the title card was all. It was called "I NEED YOU" in front of a
backround of starfish, I think this episode was about Patrick.

It showed Patrick in his rock and he destroyed everything in the rock.

He began to sob out "I need you back Spongebob".

He soon began to rip out his skin and scoop out his flesh.

"I NEED YOU BACK SPONGEBOB!!!!" he screamed.

He screamed this for a minute and he soon stopped.

"only one thing to do now" he said.

He got to the kitchen and got a knife. He sliced the words "I NEED YOU" on his arm.

"I need him, I just need him." he moaned.

He got out of his rock and was going to Squidward's but he was in a thunderstorm.
He was struck by thunder and the screen turned black.

He woke in the ER and was on  life support. The doctor said to his mum and dad
"There is nothing we can do. All we can do is to pull the plug.".

He was scared, he didn't want to die but he neaded Spongebob so he let himself die.

"Okay, let's pull the plug..."

He flat-lined and he was dead.

No credits showed but my computer got a message saying

"I NEED HIM"
Hank Hill goes for a stroll

When I was young, I loved watching Animation Domination and sometimes still do when I'm bored. One show I really liked on it was a show called King Of The Hill. But one episode scared me for life and I never watched the show after that.

In 2004, when I was around 14 years old, I turned the TV to find that King Of The Hill was airing after Family Guy. So, after watching Family Guy, King Of The Hill then aired but I found something a bit off with the opening. Hank Hill didn't appear in the intro and the same for the show's title. Then, the episode began with Hank walking alone on a dirt path for half of the episode. Suddenly, it cuts to a shot of Hank's house as one of the windows broke and Hank fell out. Then Hank states that he ended his life because he was losing popularity at his. It then cuts to a creepy version of Bobby Hill crying in the background. Then Peggy talks to Bill for about 6 minutes until Bill cries and falls on the wooden floor. Then all of a sudden very loud and disorted music plays and distorted imagery plays and then the episode ends with a picture of Realistic version of Hank Hill.

I sit there in shock thinking about what I just saw. Six years later, I decide to look up Hank Hill Goes for a Stroll and I found out that Fox was hacked and the weird episode was broadcasted. But who the hacker was and what was the purpose of the episode remain unclear. Suddenly everything makes sense now and I feel much better about Hank Hill Goes to a Stroll.