StanBurke's Family Guy Scorecard (My Rating Scale)

## Season 1 (Good) - 6.7

Death Has a Shadow - Good

I Never Met the Dead Man - Good

Chitty Chitty Death Bang - Good

Mind Over Murder - Average

A Hero Sits Next Door - Good

The Son Also Draws - Neutral

Brian: Portrait of a Dog - Great

## Season 2 (Good) - 7.3

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - Great

Holy Crap - Good

Da Boom - Legendary

Brian in Love - Poor

Love Thy Trophy - Magnificent

Death is a Bitch - Great

The King Is Dead - Average

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar - Legendary

If I’m Dyin’, I’m Lyin’ - Good

Running Mates - Good

A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks - Great

Fifteen Minutes of Shame - Good

Road to Rhode Island - Legendary

Let’s Go to the Hop - Legendary

Dammit Janet! - Good

There’s Something About Paulie - Neutral

He’s Too Sexy for His Fat - Great

E. Peterbus Unum - Good

The Story on Page One - Poor

Wasted Talent - Good

Fore Father - Neutral

## Season 3 (Great) - 7.8

The Thin White Line - Great

Brian Does Hollywood - Great

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington - Good

One if By Clam, Two if By Sea - Good

And the Wiener is - Great

Death Lives - Legendary

Lethal Weapons - Good

The Kiss Seen Around the World - Average

Mr. Saturday Knight - Great

A Fish Out of Water - Great

Emission Impossible - Magnificent

To Love and Die in Dixie - Legendary

Screwed the Pooch - Average

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, Brother? - Great

Ready, Willing, and Disabled - Poor

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas - Good

Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows - Good

From Method to Madness - Magnificent

Stuck Together, Torn Apart - Great

Road to Europe - Legendary

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 - Magnificent

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Great

## Season 4 (Great) - 7.5

North by North Quahog - Legendary

Fast Times as Buddy Cianci Jr. High  - Magnificent

Blind Ambition - Good

Don’t Make Me Over - Great

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire - Magnificent

Petarded - Legendary

Brian the Bachelor - Average

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Neutral

Breaking Out is Hard to Do - Magnificent

Model Misbehavior - Good

Peter’s Got Woods - Average

The Perfect Castaway - Great

Jungle Love - Great

PTV - Legendary

Brian Goes Back to College - Good

The Courtship of Stewie’s Father - Good

The Fat Guy Strangler - Great

The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz - Average

Brian Sings and Swings - Great

Patriot Games - Good

I Take Thee Quagmire - Neutral

Sibling Rivalry - Magnificent

Deep Throats - Poor

Peterotica - Good

You May Now Kiss the… Uh… Guy Who Receives - Good

Petergeist - Good

Untitled Griffin Family History - Great

Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story - Magnificent

## Season 5 (Good) - 7.2

Stewie Loves Lois - Magnificent

Mother Tucker - Great

Hell Comes to Quahog - Neutral

Saving Private Brian - Good

Whistle While Your Wife Works - Great

Prick Up Your Ears - Average

Chick Cancer - Good

Barely Legal - Poor

Road to Rupert - Magnificent

Peter’s Two Dads - Good

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou - Magnificent

Airport ‘07 - Great

Bill and Peter’s Bogus Journey - Good

No Meals on Wheels - Great

Boys Do Cry - Good

No Chris Left Behind - Neutral

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One - Great

Meet the Quagmires - Magnificent

## Season 6 (Good) - 6.9

Blue Harvest - Good

Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song) - Awful

Believe It or Not, Joes’ Walking on Air - Great

Stewie Kills Lois - Magnificent

Lois Kills Stewie - Magnificent

Padre de Familia - Good

Peter’s Daughter - Great

McStroke - Legendary

Back to the Woods - Good

Play it Again, Brian - Poor

The Former Life of Brian - Good

Long John Peter - Neutral

## Season 7 (Neutral) - 5.7

Love, Blactually - Notorious

I Dream of Jesus - Average

Road to Germany - Good

Baby Not On Board - Great

The Man with Two Brians - Good

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Neutral

Ocean’s Three and a Half - Great

Family Gay - Poor

The Juice is Loose - Bad

FOX-y Lady - Neutral

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven - Notorious

420 - Great

Stew-Roids - Good

We Love You, Conrad - Bad

Three Kings - Magnificent

Peter’s Progress - Average

## Season 8 (Neutral) - 5.0

Road to the Multiverse - Great

Family Goy - Average

Spies Reminiscent of Us - Good

Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag - Bad

Hannah Banana - Magnificent

Quagmire’s Baby - Good

Jerome is the New Black - Great

Dog Gone - Neutral

Business Guy - Average

Big Man on Hippocampus - Bad

Dial Meg for Murder - Notorious

Extra Large Medium - Good

Go, Stewie, Go! - Awful

Peter-assment - Good

Brian Griffin’s House of Payne - Poor

April in Quahog - Notorious

Brian & Stewie - Good

Quagmire’s Dad - Bad

The Splendid Source - Awful

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side - Average

Partial Terms of Endearment - Good

## Season 9 (Good) - 6.6

And Then There Were Fewer - Magnificent

Excellence in Broadcasting - Average

Welcome Back, Carter - Poor

Halloween on Spooner Street - Great

Baby, You Knock Me Out - Great

Brian Writes a Bestseller - Poor

Road to the North Pole - Good

New Kidney in Town - Great

And I’m Joyce Kinney - Legendary

Friends of Peter G - Average

German Guy - Horrible

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair - Good

Trading Places - Good

Tiegs for Two - Neutral

Brothers & Sisters - Great

The Big Bang Theory - Great

Foreign Affairs - Good

It’s a Trap - Average

## Season 10 (Average) - 5.9

Lottery Fever - Neutral

Seashell Seahorse Party - Notorious

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q - Awful

Stewie Goes for a Drive - Poor

Back to the Pilot - Great

Thanksgiving - Good

Amish Guy - Poor

Cool Hand Peter - Good

Grumpy Old Man - Bad

Quagmire and Meg - Great

The Blind Side - Bad

Livin’ on a Prayer - Good

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream - Average

Be Careful What You Fish For - Good

Burning Down The Bayit - Average

Killer Queen - Average

Forget-Me-Not - Magnificent

You Can’t Do That On Television, Peter - Average

Mr. and Mrs. Stewie - Great

Leggo My Meg-O - Legendary

Tea Peter - Good

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2 - Good

Internal Affairs - Good

## Season 11 (Neutral) - 4.5

Into Fat Air - Good

Ratings Guy - Average

The Old Man and the Big ‘C’ - Bad

Yug Yilmaf - Good

Joe’s Revenge - Good

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell - Poor

Friends Without Benefits - Horrible

Jesus, Mary & Joseph - Poor

Space Cadet - Good

Brian’s Play - Magnificent

The Giggity Wife - Bad

Valentine’s Day in Quahog - Poor

Chris Cross - Average

Call Girl - Bad

Turban Cowboy - Awful

12 and a Half Angry Men - Good

Bigfat - Good

Total Recall - Good

Save the Clam - Good

Farmer Guy - Good

Road to Vegas - Great

No Country Club for Old Men - Poor

## Season 12 (Bad) - 3.3

Finders Keepers - Average

Vestigial Peter - Awful

Quagmire’s Quagmire - Good

A Fistful of Meg - Horrible

Boopa-Dee, Bappa-Dee - Average

Life of Brian - Awful

Into Harmony’s Way - Bad

Christmas Guy - Horrible

Peter Problems - Horrible

Grimm Job - Average

Brian’s a Bad Father - Notorious

Mom’s the Word - Awful

3 Acts of God - Awful

Fresh Heir - Notorious

Secondhand Spoke - Bad

Herpe, The Love Sore - Notorious

The Most Interesting Man in the World - Neutral

Baby Got Black - Good

Meg Stinks! - Great

He’s Bla-ack - Awful

Chap Stewie - Average

## Season 13 (Neutral) - 4.5

The Simpsons Guy - Average

The Book of Joe - Bad

Baking Bad - Good

Brian the Closer - Great

Turkey Guys - Good

The 2000-Year-Old Virgin - Notorious

Stewie, Chris & Brian’s Excellent Adventure - Average

Our Idiot Brian - Bad

This Little Piggy - Bad

Quagmire’s Mom - Bad

Encyclopedia Griffin - Bad

Stewie is Enceinte - Notorious

Dr. C & The Women - Awful

#JOLO - Average

Once Bitten - Good

Roasted Guy - Neutral

Fighting Irish - Good

Take My Wife - Average

## Season 14 (Neutral) - 5.4

Pilling Them Softly - Great

Papa’s Got a Rollin’ Son - Bad

Guy, Robot - Average

Peternormal Activity - Good

Peter, Chris, & Brian - Poor

Peter’s Sister - Horrible

Hot-Pocket Dial - Bad

Brokeback Swanson - Neutral

A Shot in the Dark - Horrible

Candy Quahog Marshmallow - Average

The Peanut Butter Kid - Good

Scammed Yankees - Bad

An App a Day - Good

Underage Peter - Good

A Lot Going On Upstairs - Great

The Heartbreak Dog - Good

Take a Letter - Great

New Adventures of Old Tom - Bad

Run, Chris, Run - Average

Road to India - Great

## Season 15 (Good) - 6.8

The Boys in the Band - Magnificent

Bookie of the Year - Average

American Gigg-olo - Great

Inside Family Guy - Legendary

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date - Neutral

Hot Shots - Magnificent

High School English - Legendary

Carter and Tricia - Good

How The Griffin Stole Christmas - Neutral

Passenger Fatty-Seven - Good

Gronkowsbees - Average

Peter’s Def Jam - Neutral

The Finer Strings - Great

The Dating Game - Good

Cop and a Half Wit - Average

Saturated Fat Guy - Good

Peter’s Lost Youth - Neutral

The Peter Principal - Good

Dearly Deported - Great

A House Full of Peters - Horrible

## Season 16 (Poor) - 4.3

Emmy-Winning Episode - Good

Foxx in the Men’s House - Awful

Nanny Goats - Great

Follow the Money - Neutral

Three Directors - Bad

The D in Apartment 23 - Good

Petey IV - Notorious

Crimes and Meg’s Demeanor - Poor

Don’t Be a Dickens at Christmas - Bad

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) - Good

Dog Bites Bear - Magnificent

Send in Stewie, Please - Notorious

V is for Mystery - Average

Veteran Guy - Notorious

The Woof of Wall Street - Great

“Family Guy” Through the Years - Good

Switch the Flip - Good

HTTPete - Bad

The Unkindest Cut - Notorious

Are You There God? It’s Me Peter - Notorious