Swagmaster

## Media

### Aliases

The Swag Master, Swag, Lady Mcfag, Swaggy, Spaghetti God, Jesus, Princess Swag, Ken, F\*gMaster

### Romances

Sonic the Hedgehog (Husband)
The Pointy Boob Lady (Attraction)
Unnamed (Attractions)

### Portrayed by

Microsoft Sam (Speakonia)

**Swagmaster** is a bisexual character from *SMG4* and *Guards N' Retards*.

## Biography

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## Appearance

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## Personality

Swagmaster is arrogant, unintelligent, cocky, and tends to be uncaring and mean towards others. He prefers to screw around instead of doing what he is supposed to be doing, which is one of the main reasons why he and Chris get into so much trouble most of the time as guards working at the spaghetti factory. On some rare occasions where he is focused on the task at hand, he is very resourceful and can get out of many sticky situations with his quick thinking.

He is obsessed with (way too much) breasts, as shown in Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja, where his dying wish is for Chris to bring him breasts, claiming that only boobs can save him, and in Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things, where Swag's pursuit of the Pointy Boob Lady is part of the cause of the conflict.

On occasion, Swagmaster appears to enjoy singing while he is goofing around; however, he is apparently tone-deaf, as the characters around him start to panic and cringe in pain whenever he sings, making their ears bleed.

He also seems to have a dislike for anime as shown in SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape, stating that the van that Saiko Bichitaru is in needs to be immediately destroyed since it had "anime on board". In SMG4: The Inkling Disappearances though there's a scene which shows him and two anime scenes, where he says that "he has seen too much" and explains that because of that, he is probably going to have difficulties in coming back to "civilian life", probably meaning that either he actually grew to like anime (though it's most likely a love-hate feeling) ever since it was banned, or has been traumatized by it, given that when he sees Saiko again, he claims he's having Vietnam War flashbacks again. As of SMG4: If Mario was in The Sonic Movie, he for once cared for someone other than himself, and that someone was and is Sonic.

Despite his nature as a jerk and dumbass, there have been moments where he acts perfectly sane. SMG4: The Bed. reveals that he works for IKEA's tech support in both English AND Spanish. He groans when Axol tells him that the bed that they got from them turned into a killer robot (as it was the seventh call regarding that issue) and simply tells him to look at the instructions for disassembling the robot. Unlike the other times where Swag usually goofs off during his job, he actually takes this job seriously.

As of "SMG4: Mario Waits For The Bus", Swag has seemed to make wiser decisions regarding combat, avoiding attacking the Watchers in said episode and hiding from the pack of bears in SMG4: Mario's Bus Trip , he also describe his self as tuned weapon as war and mass.

## Sexuality

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### Reaction

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## Relationships

### Sonic the Hedgehog

In SMG4: If Mario was in The Sonic Movie, he and Chris were originally after Sonic due to him causing the world's power to shut down by searching for a chili dog. Once Mario puts a disguise on him, though, Swagmaster mistakes Sonic for an actual girl and immediately falls in love with him. Once Dr. Eggman reveals Sonic's true identity, Swagmaster proclaims that it's on the inside that counts and he and Sonic continue to have a relationship. Sonic does not feel the same way.

As of SMG4: The Totally Legit Learning Show With SMG4, Swagmaster proclaimed that Sonic is still his love interest. He is STILL dating him in The SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special, and made him wear the same disguise as what he wore in SMG4: If Mario was in The Sonic Movie. It was also shown that to harm Sonic is to ask for death.

In SMG4: If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2 Swag and Sonic got married with it being shown that the marriage is forced with Chris Gordman holding Sonic at gunpoint to not cancel the wedding.

### The Pointy Boob Lady

Swag was infatuated by the Pointy Boob Lady's pointy breasts the moment he saw her, and tries to hit on her multiple times unsuccessfully. When he accidentally killed her, he only cared about the "FREE POINTY BOOBIES!!!".

He is jealous at Sergeant Mark when he learned was she was his mother, and for have being a very attractive woman as his mother.

## Tropes

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