The Sexiest Shopping Episode Ever

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**The Sexiest Shopping Episode Ever** is the second episode of Season 1, and overall second episode of the series.

## Summary

Mario, SMG4, and Xboxfan997 go shopping after Mario ate all the groceries in the castle. There's not much story aside from that.

## Characters

### Main

* Mario
* SMG4
* Xboxfan997

### Other

* Mushroom Kingdom Police (MKP)
* SMG3 (debut)
* Jamaliohabbo14 (cameo)
* Prinplup14 (debut) (Note; greenscreened)
* Asian (Sh\*tter Star) (debut) (Note; greenscreened)
* Cashier (The Sexiest Shopping Episode Ever) (debut)
* GageDawg (minor)
* Dr. Mario (debut)
* JayWay7 (cameo)
* Cork Mario (cameo)
* Cloudrag0nz (cameo)

## Character Deaths

* Cashier (The Sexiest Shopping Episode Ever), gets diagnosed with being a bitch, a woman, cancer, AIDS, herpes, and Hepatitis B.

## Music

* 0:02-0:04 0:12-0:13 5:20-5:22 - "Overworld", Super Mario Bros. (NES)
* 0:05-0:11 - "Rainbow Cruise", Super Smash Bros. Melee (GC)
* 0:14-0:20 0:34-0:36 - "Game Over", Super Mario Bros. (NES)
* 0:20-0:33 - "Mario World March #3", by Chesderman
* 0:37-1:00 - "Nintendo Wi-Fi Communication", Pokémon D/P/Pt (DS)
* 1:01-1:14 - "Super Mario Bros. 2 - Paused Overworld (Seinfeld Samples)", by ZeroJanitor
* 1:15-2:09 - "Detective Mario", Paper Mario (N64)
* 2:14-2:33 - "Mumbo's Skull", Banjo-Kazooie (N64)
* 2:34-3:17 - "Kerning City", MapleStory (PC)
* 3:17-3:31 - "Award Winners (a)", by Otto Sieben
* 3:36-3:46 - "[SD] SMB2-Mario + Vegetables (Arrangement)", reuploaded by metalmariox100
* 3:51-3:53 - "Caramelldansen", by Caramella Girls
* 3:53-4:01 - "Town Hall (Pelly)", Animal Crossing: City Folk (Wii)
* 4:04-4:20 - "Super Mario Land Remix - Birabuto Kingdom", by StarTropicsKing
* 4:21-4:43 - "Station Square", Sonic Adventure (Dreamcast)
* 4:43-5:20 - "Route 201 (Day)", Pokémon D/P/Pt (DS)
* 5:23-5:42 5:45-5:48 - "Shopping in Wakeport", Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (3DS)
* 5:42-5:45 - "Slowly, Slowly", Mario Party (N64)
* 5:48-5:50 - "Piranha Plants' Lullaby", Super Mario 64 (N64)
* 5:55-6:39 - "House", The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
* 6:39-7:05 - "Excess Express (At Dusk)", Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (N64)
* 7:05-7:36 - "Zombie Paper", EarthBound (SNES)
* 7:52-8:08 - "Mini-Game Park", Mario Party 2 (N64)
* 8:09-8:38 - "Hyrule Castle Courtyard", The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
* 9:01-9:03 9:06-9:32 9:41-9:51 9:56-10:03 - "Wii Shop Channel", (Wii)
* 9:03-9:06 - "Assault", Metal Slug 3 (Arcade)
* 9:32-9:41 9:51-9:56 - "Elevator", Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)
* 10:07-10:31 - "Forever Forest", Paper Mario (N64)
* 10:31-10:44 - "Mall", Timesplitters (PS2)
* 10:44-10:51 - "Sad Song", Super Mario RPG (SNES)
* 10:52-11:08 - "Elevator", Max Payne (Multi-Platform)
* 11:08-11:25 - "Shop", MOTHER (NES)
* 11:32-11:36 - "Finish Line 2", Mario Kart 64 (N64)
* 11:36-11:50 - "Re-Tail", Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS)
* 11:59-12:26 - "Flipside", Super Paper Mario (Wii)
* 12:30-13:01 - "Hearthome City (Day)", Pokémon D/P/Pt (DS)
* 13:04-13:16 - "Laboratory", Mario Party 2 (N64)
* 13:16-13:25 - "Cornered (Variation)", Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS)
* 13:25-13:41 - "Credits", Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)
* 13:50-13:59 - "After the Victory", Mario Party (N64)

## References

* The entire intro is a riff on a gag that was in the earlier seasons of SMG4.
* "Some puerto rican guy", is a reference to South Park.
* "r-tard", is a reference to the South Park episode, "Make Love, Not Warcraft".
* "great aunt lil", is a reference to the Family Guy episode, "I Am Peter Hear Me Roar".

## Trivia

* This video debuts the following;
	+ First appearance of SMG3, Prinplup14, Asian, GageDawg, Cafinley, and Dr. Mario
	+ The first time Mario is called a "diabetic slime monster."
	+ The first appearance of OvisCity.
	+ This is the first episode with a meta joke.
	+ This is the first episode to have a warning screen.
	+ This is the first episode to have an outro.
		- This is also the first episode to end with the TV turning off effect.
* For the first half of this episode, it is unscripted. Everything after the scene where X and Mario go to the computer store however, is.
* This episode reveals that Mario is jesus.
	+ This episode also reveals, that Mario bombed the 9/11 Museum in New York City.
* This episode reveals that Mario has necrophilic tendencies, as he had sex with SMG4's dead mom.