Let's Play HERD MENTALITY

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play HERD MENTALITY** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Don't listen to these idiots - they're idiots!*"
―Dom
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "they *do* move in herds!"
* Which of our players will *have the best moooooves*? Who will *fail udderly*? and *something cow*.
* Adam's a professional host, doncha know?
* Dom: "I need to think as stupidly as everyone else".
* Laurie is the first clever stupid person.
* The cow is called Thom Porke. Laurie throws him across the room. Now he's Tom Porkland because of his flippy flying when he was thrown. Astonishingly, that's the one that seems to stick.
* Laurie has checked out quite early today.
* Dom's writing his own rules. Adam to Dom: "Would you like the precious medal for special lads?" Tilly wants a gender-neutral version. Dom gets a piece of paper saying 'Well done!' and accepts it. Treasures it even. Rosie gets 'Good job!'. Tilly's secure enough to not require any validation, thank you.
* Laurie: "I'm in your head you basic bitches!"
* Adam holding the pig-cow: "How can you add so much complexity to a game with *this*?"
* Tilly: "This was the problem with me really with the game - I would continually forget what the point of the game was, while I was playing it."
* We all like presents more than anticipation.
* Dom doesn't think most animals will have much of interest to say.
* Rosie: "Look into your heart, there's a little pig in there, desperate to say poetry to you". Not pigotry though, that sounds awful.
* Dom's elaborate desert island scenario isn't going to save him from sexual assault from dolphins. Sullivan: "I'm going to be brave enough to say it - some dolphins are pricks."
* Dom's plans for world dom-ination now include commanding armies of earthworms to mildly inconvenience you.
* Adam: "If I can make a dog sad, then I've done something with my day."
* We can't agree on the definition of a utensil. Or a sauce.
* Sullivan is being coerced as usual - but since it's Dom doing the coercion this time, we need to be outraged. Dom to Sullivan: "They don't love you... Adam only wants you for the content."
* Rosie's cross. And shouting PIG again.
* Tilly to Laurie, sat next to her: "Do you know, I didn't even see you there!... you're kind of peripheral."
* We're really fighting now. Dom cannot currently win and he's very cross about it.
* Tilly: "I've made enemies quicker than I thought I would."
* James is weighing in on the trilogy conversation. And the sauce conversation.
* Dom's an interesting winner.
* 50 pence pieces used to be terrifying, apparently.
* Being incredibly smart would be very depressing, being incredibly rich would be much easier - so say the 4 actors and 2 YouTubers round the table.
* Can Adam possibly be coming to terms with the tyranny of the chalkboard? He's quite a bit less grumpy about it in this episode.
* Steptoe spot! During the update of the chalkboard as normal.

## Scores

* Game 1
	+ Laurie 4
	+ Sullivan 5
	+ Rosie 6
	+ Adam 8
	+ Tilly 8
	+ Dom 9
* Game 2
	+ Rosie 3
	+ Dom 5
	+ Tilly 5
	+ Sullivan 6
	+ Adam 7
	+ Laurie 8

## Trivia

Talking heads are available this episode.

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* Chalkboard is updated with 2 losses.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.
* We have a song: "Pigs Are Bigots"