Burebista's Recipes

Burebista's Recipe Book was the private diary of King Burebista of Dacia as he attempted to brew the Ambrosian Mixture. It documents his decent into madness. It goes as follows:

BUREBISTAS RECIPES

A BOOK THAT CRONOLOGICALLY TRACKS MY DECENT INTO ALCHOHOL INDUCED MADNESS.

JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE ANTICS OF MY MIND, AND WITNESS HOW I GET PROGRESSIVLY MORE RETARDED.

fuck n ggers

8 herbs, 10 min fail

40 grapes, 5 min fail

35 grapes, 8 min fail

fucks sake i got it somehow but i dont remember how, since i did it before i got the book

25 grapes 3 min fail

50 grapes 2 min fail

15 grapes 2 min fail

64 grapes 2 min fail

16 grapes 5 min fail

16 grapes 2 min fail

16 grapes 3 min fail

32 grapes 17 min fail

32 grapes 2 min fail

15 grapes 2 min, spruce barrel failure

15 grapes 3 min, birch barrel failure

15 grapes 10 min SUCCESS

15 grapes 7 min FAILURE

15 GRAPES IS GREEN

SPRUCE BARREL IS GREEN

15 grapes, 7 min, spruce barrel fail

6 honey, 6 minute succes

15 grapes 15 minutes

spruce barrel

15 grapes 12 minutes

spruce barrel

Ok so for mead, 6 honey is the bare minimum as its dark red but 6 minutes is light red so its close to yellow, also brich

wood is best wood, like last iteration.

I feel like im slowly losing my mind, im not gonna lie, but its such a rush of dopamine when i get a recipe right, so im not gonna quit.

18 wheat, 19 minutes, oak barrel fail

Hmmm

It seems like for 5 star wine its 15 grps,

15 minutes and a spruce barrel. dunno how much time tho.

ok so for mead green is 3 years, also use birch wood

8 honey 8 minutes, birch barrel, 3 years fail

16 wheat 16 minutes, dark oak barrel fail

so if 6 honey is dark red and 8 is a failure, then that must mean

its lower than 6, maybe 4? lets do 4 honey 4 minutes

it failed

FOR 5 STAR CARTHAGIAN WINE: 15 GRAPES, 15 MINUTES, 9-10 YEARS IN A SPRUCE BARREL

lets try beer again damn it

13 wheat 15 minutes in a...spruce barrel fail

5 honey 5 minutes?

3 herbs 5 minutes fail

8 herbs 5 minutes fail

5 honey 5 minutes is light red ingredients but dark red time

3 honey 8 min success

5 STAR MEAD RECIPE: 3HONEY 8 MINUTES 3 YEARS IN A BIRCH BARREL

14 wheat 11 min acacia barrel

im going to fucking kill myself, im so busy

building shit and fixing Sarmizegetusa that i keep forgetting about my brews and they end up going over and not being 5 stars. Fucking fuck fuckers fucking.

AAAAA I JUST FUCKING DID IT AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

2 years is green for mead

16 wheat 15 minutes-f

15 wheat 15 minutes fail

17 wheat 15 minutes fail

12 herbs 8 minutes

tea herbs tea herbs beer wheat beer wheat wine grapes wine grape hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

12 wheat 13 minutes acacia barrel fail

20 wheat 15 minutes oak barrel fail

15 onions 15 leeks for 7 minutes nvm it doesnt work

7 salt seven grapes

11 minutes failure

6 herbs 4 honey

5 min gives mead

4 apples 4 figs 5 min fail

4 apples 5 min fail

4 figs 5 min fail

32 wheat 15 min fail

I got attacked in the middle of brewing by dill and his compatriot, eye. i thought i would be able to lead a peaceful life in the forest, brewing away, but it seems like Zalmoxis has other plans, and he wants to set me on the path to war. Unfortunately, when i died to the invaders, i lost my

clock(among other things) and now i cant brew until i replace it.

Fuck you Dill seriously im the one peaceful nation.

damn you

8 figs 15 snowballs

fail

30 wheat 7 min fail

8 wheat 7 min fail

Im not gonna lie, the recipes are starting to get pretty confusing. I nailed 2 of them, Mead and Wine, but i dont fucking know jack shit about the rest. So im gonna follow Dionysus' advice and try small combinations of foodstuff.

RECIPES USING APPLES

apple simple= fail

apple+fig= fail

apple+herb= fail

apple+honey=apple mead

apple+snowb= fail

Ok so this method works good.

RECIPES USING FIGS

fig simple= fail

fig+herb= fail

fig+honey= ap mead?

fig+snowb= fail

fig+grape= wine

3 fruit recipe

fig+grape+apple= wine

For apple mead:

3 honey 3 apples 8 min fail

5 honey 5 apples for 7 minutes fail

6 honey 10 apples for 8 minutes fail

10 honey 10 apples

for 10 min fail

15 h 15 app 7m fail

RECIPES USING HERBS:

herbs+grapes= wine

herbs+honey= mead

Herbs+snowb= nothing

50 wheat, 8 minutes fail

40 wheat 5 minutes

fail

6 wheat 6 minutes

fail

wheat+snowball=fail

grape+snowb=fail

Im actually beggining to get depression. I havent encountered this much failure in my entire fucking life, the jannies are fucking sadistic cunts, fucks sake. It doesnt help that there are 12 recipes and ive only figure out 3 (but only perfected 2). I actually think im gonna cry

Snowball simple=fail

Recipes with honey

Honey+Snowball=mead

honey+wheat=sweetened beer

10 wheat 5 honey 7 minutes fail

6 wheat 6 honey 6 minutes

8 honey 6 apples 5 min

14 wheat 7 honey 7 min

8 app 6 h 8 m= fail

3 h 6 app 8m= fail

herb+honey+snowb=mead

8 wheat 6 minutes= fail

herb+app+honey= fail

FOR 5 STAR BEER: 7 wheat 13 minutes birch barrel

5 herbs 5 dandelions 5 minutese

5 herbs 2 dandelions 6 minutes gives 3 and a half stars

SO WHAT GOES IN A CAULDRON:

GRAPES

HERBS

FIGS

APPLES

SNOWBALLS

HONEY

WHEAT

MUSHROOM (red only)

SEEDS

SALT

So, 5 herbs 2 dandelions is 3 and a half stars, and 5 herbs and 5 dandelions gives herbal water

lets try 6 herbs 3 dandelions for 6 min

give herbal water

so its less either less than 5 and 2, or less than 2 and 5, or less than both. Im gonna try these next types

5 herbs 1 dandelion 6 minutes fail

4 herbs 2 dandelion 6 minutes 4 and a half stars

4 herbs 1 dandelion 6 minutes 3 stars

Ok so i think the recipe is 4 herbs 2 dandelions 5 minutes lets try that

4 h 2 dan 5 min=3 star tea

Okay so its >6 min

or not

maybe its 3 herbs 2 dandelions? because 4 herbs 2 dandelions 7 min is 3 and 1/2 stars. So the time is right, it leaves only the ingredients.

3h+2dd+6min= success

FOR 5 STAR EGYPTIAN BEER: 7 WHEAT 13 MINUTES 3 YEARS IN ANY(oak?) BARREL

FOR 5 STAR TEA: 3 HERBS 2 DANDELIONS FOR 6 MINUTES

3 h 8 app 6 min= fail

7 w 3 h 7 min= i got 3 star beer

fig+snowb+honey=godly mix? ambrosia maybe?

7 wheat 3 honey is hard yellow ingredients, but the  aging is good, so now its just a matter of finding the ingredients and the correct time, 7 minutes is light red

6 w 4 h 10 min=(nr4)

7 w 4 h 9 min=(nr3)

6 w 3 h 8 min=(nr2)

8 w 4 h 6 min=(nr1)

grape+salt=diluted wine

3 h 4 app 6 min= fail

nr1 has dark red ingredients and light red time, so its a failure

nr 2 and 3 on the other hand, they have dark yellow time and

light red ingredients, they've been helpful.

Nr4 has been the biggest success, with light yellow time and dark red ingredients.

So combing the trials from nr 2 and 3 and nr 4, im guessing the time is >10, and the ingredients are still a big question.

5 w 3 h 11 min red ing, bright yellow time

6 w 5 h 13 min=green time, dark red ingredients

5 figs, 5 snowballs, 5 honey for 10 min failure

5 w  3 h 13 min=dark red ingredients but 3 star

5 w 4 h 13 min= dark red ingredients but 3 and 1/2 stars

7 w 6 h 13 min= 3 star

6 w 5 h 13 min=3 star

6 w 6 h 13 min=fail

salt+seeds=fail

salt+herbs=fail

salt+wheat=fail

salt+figs=fail

salt+apples=fail

salt+honey=fail

salt+rshroom=fail

salt+dandelion=fail

salt+herbs+honey=fail

salt+herbs+rshroom=fail

6 w 3 h 13 min=dark y ingredients

7 w 3 h 13 min=light r ingredients

6 w 2 h 13 min=YELLOW

5 w 3 h 13 min=LIGHT RED

4 w 1 h 13 min=

8 w 2 h 13 min=

because of interference i dont remember which one is which. i did get 5 star Hekt thought, but i dont remember from what brew

first i did the 8 and 2 and then i did the 4

and 1 for the second batch, i put the 8 and 2 in the first birch barrel and the 4 and 1 in the second one

FOR 5 STAR HEKT RECIPE(RES 2) 8 WHEAT 2 HONEY 13 MINUTES BIRCH BARREL 2 YEARS

FOR 5 STAR FOUL WINE: 10 GRAPES, 2 RED MUSHROOM, 10 MINUTES, ACACIA BARREL FOR 2 YEARS

Honey+grape+wheat=sweet beer

grapes, salt. figs: (coan wine purple wisps)

15 grapes, 5 salt, 5 figs, 5, 10, 15 (all ruined)

10 grapes, 2 salt, 5 figs 15, 20, 25 (all ruined)

12 grapes, 6 figs, 3 salt, 17, 20, 25 (all ruined)

5 grapes, 5 figs, 5 salt, 15, 20, 25 (all ruined)

8 grapes, 7 figs, 5 salt, 15, 20, 25 (all ruined)

10 figs, 5 figs, 5 salt, 10, 15, 20 (all ruined)

10 figs, 10 grapes, 5 salt, 10, 15, 20, (all ruined)

Salted wine grapes/figs/salt

5/7/10 5mins 10mins 15mins failed purple wisps at 2mins

8/4/2 5mins 10mins 15mins failed lighter purple wisps

5/3/1 5mins 10mins 15mins failed

10/5/1 5mins 10mins 15mins light grey wisps failed

?3? honey ?8? apples, 6 minutes, birch

4 honey, 5 apples, 5,10,15 mins (orange wisps) (all ruined)

3 honey 8 apples, 5,10,15 mins (all ruined)

3 apples 4 honey, 5,10,15 mins (all ruined)

2 honey 6 apples, 6 mins (all ruined)

2 honey 10 apples, 6 mins (all ruined)

3 honey 6 apples (ruined)

3 honey 10 apples (ruined)

6 honey 9 apples 6 minutes birch barrel fail

7 grapes 7 figs 7 salt 8 minutes dark oak barrel ruined

Herbs. Seeds and Dandelions= herbal water

6 honey 9 apples 14 min fail

5 honey 8 apples 12 min fail

7 honey 10 apples 13 min fail

4 honey 7 apples 9 min fail

2 honey 2 apples 6 minutes in birch, acacia and jungle

FOR APPLE MEAD: BIRCH IS BEST BARREL, 6 MINUTES IS BEST TIME

3 honey 3 apples 6m=i

4h 4ap 6 m=dont

2h 3 ap 6 min=fucking

3 h 2 ap 6 min=remember

FIRST 3 HONEY 2 APPLES 6 MINUTES THEN 2 HONEY 3 APPLE 6 MINUTES THEN 4HONEY 4 APPLES 6 MINUTES

4 APPLES 4 HONEY IS RED INGREDIENTS

4 app 3 honey 1st fail

4 app 5 honey 2nd fail

3 app 4 honey 3rd orange ingredients

5 app 4 honey 4th fail

2 app 4 honey 1st correct maybe? All green

2 honey 4 apples 2nd fail

3 app 5 honey 3rd dark red ingredients

4 app 5 honey 4th dark yellow ingredients

2 app 5 honey 5th forgotten

5 app 5 honey 6th failed

ONE HAS BEEN SKIPPED, I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE

FOR 5 STAR CYSER, THE CORRECT RECIPE IS 2 APPLES 4 HONEY FOR 6 MINUTES IN A BIRCH BARREL FOR 4 YEARS

NEW BREW: SEED LIQUOR: MUSHROOMS AND SEEDS, THE FIRST TRIALS

5 seeds 5 mushrooms for 5, 10, 15 minutes i forgot about them so its 5 seeds 5 mushroom for 11 and 16 minutes damn it

FOR 5 STAR AMBROSIA: 2 FIGS, 4 HONEY, 4 SNOWBALLS FOR 19 MINUTES, AGED IN A DARK OAK BARREL FOR 15 YEARS

10 seeds 10 mushrooms for 5 10 15 minutes Fail

16 seeds 2 red mush, 5 F, 10 F, 15 F

10/2 5 F,10 F,15 F

3/15 5 F,10 F,15 F

5/20 5 F, 10 F, 15F

3 m 3 s 5 ,10 ,15 F

After the great Roman-Macedon war, a ton of refugees have been arriving to Dacia, and with them, Rspuda, a fellow macedonian brewer, has come to our gates, with nothing but his trusty mule and a couple of ingredients. The following brews are discovered by him. This is also how we acquired the Macedonian city of Passaron to join our every growing empire.

Coan Wine:

Ingredients: 6 Grapes, 2 Apples, 3 salt

Fermenting time: 15 Min

Wood type: Spruce

Age time: 11 Years?

Extracted Poison:

Ingredients: 10 seeds 2 mushrooms

Fermenting time: 15 minutes

Aging: 0-1 years in an acacia barrel

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Dead Bushes+Honey=dirty water

Dirty Water: 10 Minutes Fermented

4 honey 3 bushes in an acacia barrel for 4 years

ICHOR IS AS COLD AS AMBROSIA, SO 4 SNOWBALLS

Recipe is 1 Arachna's eye, 6 Honey, 4 Snowballs - 24 min ferment - Dark Oak - 9 - 10 year age

With this, i conclude my recipe book.

All of the recipes created by Dionysus have been discovered, and im left barren and without a purpose.

Until next time.

Fuck n ggers and Fuck Jannies.

Burebista, signing off.