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Grandzam

**Grandzam** (グランザム, *Guranzamu*) is the main settlement of the 55th Floor of Sword Art Online.

## Description

Grandzam is also known as the Steel City, because of it being mostly composed of huge towers made from black steel. However, it is noted for its lack of greenery, trees, and flora. The weather is generally very cold, and it is particularly unforgiving in harsh winter winds. The road is made of steel plates locked into position with rivets.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 8

Grandzam is first mentioned by Kuradeel after he got defeated by Kirito. After his knife imbedded itself in his head, Kuradeel decided to return to the KoB's base, and told the Teleport Gate to teleport him to Grandzam.

#### Episode 9

Asuna and Kirito arrive at Grandzam on October 19, 2024, in order to meet with Heathcliff about how Kirito's sudden popularity after defeating The Gleam Eyes. After Heathcliff failed to convince Kirito to join the Guild willingly, Kirito challenged him to a duel to settle the matter. Which Kirito subsequently lost due to zoning out. After becoming a member of the KoB, Kirito came to the city and was assigned to train under Godfree. Godfree decided to bring Kuradeel along with them on the training exercise, in order to resolve any issues between the two, but this resulted in both Godfree getting killed by Kuradeel and Kuradeel subsequently getting killed by Asuna.

#### Episode 10

After the incident with Kuradeel, Kirito and Asuna end up getting married. Heathcliff summons the two to discuss an upcoming peace talk in Collinia. Kirito suspected that Heathcliff wanted him there to break the tension, but Heathcliff explained that he wanted him as far away as possible to avoid him "pissing someone off and killing thousands", with Asuna assigned to guard him. Heathcliff then informed them he had arranged a Log House on Floor 22 for them to stay on further notice, telling them to think of it as their honeymoon, which caused the two to accept, as they were both regretting getting married so soon, but didn't want to upset the other.
Kirigaya Residence

The **Kirigaya residence** (桐ヶ谷家, *Kirigaya ie*), located in rather spacious lot in Kawagoe, Saitama prefecture, where the entire Kirigaya family lives.

## Description

### Layout

The premises of the residence include two buildings: The main residential building, and the dojo, located to its right from the point of view of the entrance to the lot. A water tap is installed opposite to the dojo and another in front of the residential building. A small plot of grassland with a pond is in front of the residential building, as well as a gentle slope.

The residential building consists of two floors. The front door leads to a small entranceway which leads to a corridor. Straight ahead of the entranceway are the stairs to the second floor. The corridor continues to the left, where it leads to a porch on the left side and a Japanese-style room on the right side. Meanwhile, straight ahead of the entranceway and past the stairs, the corridor leads to a joint kitchen and living room to the right. The corridor continues to the left from here, leading to a toilet and a bathroom, as well as connecting to the Japanese-style room from the opposite side.

On the second floor, after climbing up the stairs, the path first leads to Suguha's room, followed by Kazuto's room. The floor has another toilet and a bathroom. Additionally, the floor has a balcony on the opposite side of the stairs.

## Trivia

* The Kirigaya family maintained the family dojo due to the will of the deceased grandfather of Kazuto and Suguha.
Corvatz/Relationships

## Allies

### Kazuto Kirigaya

Kirito was one of the people who successfully used Corvatz's "brilliant tragedy", despite this, Corvatz didn't seem to remember Kirito. Kirito was not very impressed by Corvatz, but he did seem very concerned with his well being, as he advised him to abandon his mission to clear the 74th Floor for the sake of his men. But Corvatz was to prideful to listen. When Kirito saw Corvatz get fatally wounded he was very worried for his fate. Corvatz tried to reassure him, but died in the process.

### Asuna Yuuki

Asuna was the other person who successfully used Corvatz's "brilliant tragedy", despite this, Corvatz didn't seem to remember Asuna. Not much of Corvatz's opinion of Asuna is clear, but Asuna seemed very judgy of Corvatz's tactical skills.

### Klein

Klein and Corvatz only met once, but Klein was very critical of Corvatz's leadership techniques, particularly his decision to lead his exhausted men into a Boss Room. Corvatz simply ignored Klein's advice, calling him an ignorant fool.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 2
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Episode 8
Faulerro

**Faulerro** is a voice actor, writer, and editor in the abridged community. He is the creator of Nullmetal Alchemist.

## Projects

* **Sonic F** - Writer.
* **Higurashi When They Cry Abridged** - Writer, editor.
* **Golden Time Forever Online** - Writer, editor.
* **Street Fighter II V Or Not II V** - Creator, writer, editor.
* **Dangan Ronpa Abridged Thing** - Creator, writer, editor.
* **Nullmetal Alchemist** - Creator, writer, editor.

## External Links

* Faulerro on IMDb
* Faulerro on Twitter
* Faulerro on YouTube
Drunk Ape

A **Drunk Ape** (ドランクエイプ, *Doranku Eipu*) is one of the strongest monsters in the Lost Forest on the 35th Floor in Sword Art Online.

## Appearance

Drunk Apes are anthropoid beings covered with dark red fur. They each carry a crude club in its right hand and some sort of gourd with a string tied around it in its left hand.

## Behavior

Though they lack speed and multi-hitting combos, Drunk Apes are known to be one of the strongest monsters in the 35th floor. They are capable of causing a formidable amount of damage with the use of low-level mace skills. They are also capable of healing themselves by drinking some healing liquid from their gourd, making them a difficult opponent if they attack in groups.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 3

Several Drunk Apes attacked the lost Silica in the Lost Forest. The Drunk Apes quickly overpowered the female player due to their number and healing abilities and killed her Tamed Monster, Pina. Distraught and grieving due to the death of her beloved pet, Silica attacked the apes and managed to kill one but was still outnumbered. At the last second, Kirito arrived and killed the remaining Drunk Apes, saving the thirteen year old Dragon Master.
Kandy Kane Kapital

**Kandy Kane Kapital** (キャンディ・ケイン・キャピトル, *Kyandi Kein Kyapitoru*) is a Christmas themed village in ALfheim Online.

## Synopsis

### Fairy Dance Arc

#### Episode 16

Whilst getting chased by some Salamanders, Kirito and Leafa tried to take shelter in the capital of Kandy Kane Kavern, where they would be safe from attacks from other players due to it being a neutral city. However, before they could reach the gate, Kirito accidentally locks them out by spelling the name of the city wrong. With no way to reach the city, or any way to retreat, the duo is forced to fight the Salamander party.

After getting turned into the Gleam Eyes by Yui, Kirito proceeded to slaughter the Salamanders, eventually extending his demon rampage on the city and burned it down. When Kirito was finally turned back into his regular self, Leafa told him that the Sylph-Cait Sith peace conference in Butterfly Valley was about to get attacked, and the two left the burning city behind them.

## Differences from the Original

Due to the fact that ALO wasn't an educational kid's game in the original, the city that Leafa and Kirito try to get to wasn't called Kandy Kane Kapital, it was called Legrue.

## Trivia

* The idea behind Kandy Kane Kapital was that it was a Christmas event that the ALO admins forgot to turn off.
	+ Kirito and Leafa were going to explore Kandy Kane Kapital like they did in the original, but it was cut for time because Something Witty Entertainment felt the jokes weren't funny enough.

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/QQJl92RAod4?t=1434
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/QQJl92RAod4?t=9009
Jonathan

**Jonathan** (ジョナサン, *Jonasan*), also known as General **PantySmasher** (パンティスマッシャー, *Pantisumasshā*), is a player of ALfheim Online. He is a General of the Salamanders.

## Appearance

PantySmasher, like most Salamanders, has red hair which he wears in a messy faux hawk style. He wears a set of Salamander armor, but, unlike the standard Salamander armor, his horned helmet is grey instead of red, possibly a signifier of his rank in the army. His weapon of choice is a lance and a small round shield.

## Personality

PantySmasher portrays himself as a sexually predatory Texan, who enjoys exploiting women. However, under his roleplay persona, Jonathan seems to be somewhat of a thespian, criticising those who don't have their characters figured out properly. He is also stated to be a fan of British dramas.

## Skills & Abilities

### ALfheim Online

* **Flight:** (飛行, *Hikō*) As a Salamander, PantySmasher has the ability to fly, like the other fairy races.
* **Fire Magic:** (火の魔法, *Hi no Mahō*) As a Salamander, PantySmasher is capable of using fire based spells.
* **Enhanced Strength:** (強化された速度, *Kyōka sa Reta Sokudo*) As a Salamander, PantySmasher is incredibly strong.

## Differences from the Original

The Salamander he's based on isn't called "PantySmasher", his name was Kagemune. Due to the roleplaying aspect not being as over the top in the original, he isn't a roleplayer who pretends to be a sexual predator. It's never stated that Kagemune was dating Eugene's player, and his real name is never revealed to be Jonathan.

## Voice Actor

* In the Japanese dub, Kagemune is voiced by Mitsuaki Madono.
* In the English dub, Kagemune is voiced by Keith Silverstein.
* In the abridged series, Jonathan is voiced by BlazingAzureCrow.

## Trivia

* Ironically, both the English dub and the abridged series have this character voiced by the same actors who voiced Shouzou Yuuki. In the English dub it was Keith Silverstein and in the abridged series it was BlazingAzureCrow.
* Originally, PantSmasher was going to be Eugene's brother. Once Eugene lost the fight with Kirito, he was going to throw a tantrum and beat PantySmasher IRL.
	+ The idea for PantySmasher being Eugene's brother was due to the fact that Something Witty Entertainment were under misunderstanding that they were brothers in the original too.
Cait Sith

The **Cait Sith** (猫妖精族 (ケットシー) , *Kettoshī*, lit. Cat fairy family) are one of the nine races in ALfheim Online.

## Background

Cait Sith are associated with the color yellow and have the ability to fly like other races. They have the ability to tame monsters and have the best eyesight out of all the races in the game.

The main difference between a Cait Sith and the other races is that the Cait Sith are blessed with cat-like ears and tails. Due to this, the Cait Sith portray themselves as cat people, speaking with cutesy voices and often use cat puns and broken Japanese vocabulary.

Due to these unusual features, Cait Sith are usually known to be the punching bag of the other races, along with Spriggans. They are often treated like animals by the more bigoted players, hunting them down and treating them as if they are pests, like foxes. They are referred to by unflattering names like "scamps", even by the nicer players, like Recon, who often refer them as "common" without even meaning to.

## Abilities

**Flight:** (飛行, *Hikō*) Similar to the other races, Cait Sith are capable of sprouting wings that allow them to fly.

**Monster Taming:** (モンスター調教, *Monsutā Chōkyō*) The Cait Sith are the only race capable of taming monsters and use them for battle. However, they are incapable of taming evil-god type monsters, as the taming rate is 0%.

**Enhanced Speed:** (強化された速度, *Kyōka sa Reta Sokudo*) Cait Sith, like the Sylphs, are known to be incredibly agile. They are known to use their enhanced speed and agility to strengthen their attacks.

**Wall Run:** (ウォールラン, *Uōruran*) As one of the lightweight races, the Cait Sith are capable of using the skill Wall Run that, as the name suggests, allows them to temporarily run on walls. The normal limit is a distance of ten meters but those with an extremely high sprinting speed are known to be able to run for about thirty meters.

**Enhanced Eyesight:** (強化された視力, *Kyōka sa Reta Shiryoku*) Cait Sith are the ALO race with the best eyesight. Archers use this eyesight to help them shoot farther than other races.

## Differences from the Original

Due to the roleplaying aspect not being as over the top in the original, the Cait Sith don't present themselves as cutesy cat people and aren't hunted like foxes by the Sylphs in the original.

## Trivia

* The etymology of Cait Sith (also spelled "Cat Sìth", or more modernly "Cat Sí") comes from Celtic Mythology. They were supposedly fairy creatures that resembled large black cats with a white spot on their chest. Some believed they were really witches that could transform into cats nine times.
* The fact that Hime's full title is "Princess Hime Kuronekodesuchan of the Nyan Nyan Tribe", that implies there are other tribes in the Cait Sith, and Hime's tribe is currently in power.
Gnome

The **Gnomes** (土妖精族 (ノーム) , *Nōmu*, lit. Earth fairy family) are one of the nine races in ALfheim Online.

## Background

Gnomes are associated with the color brown and have the ability to fly like other races. They also have the ability to use Earth Magic and are also known for mining.

Their relationship with the other races is fairly unknown, as is what stereotype they represent themselves as.

## Abilities

**Flight:** (飛行, *Hikō*) Similar to the other races, Gnomes are capable of sprouting wings that allow them to fly.

**Earth Magic:** (地球の魔法, *Chikyū no Mahō*) Although they are capable of learning other types of Magic through hard practice, Gnomes are known to be the masters of Earth Magic.

## Trivia

* In European folklore, Gnomes are dwarfish, subterranean goblins or earth spirits who guards mines of precious treasures hidden in the earth.
Animatronic Gandalf

The **Animatronic Gandalf** (アニマトロニック・ガンダルフ, *Animatoronikku Gandarufu*) is one the educational NPCS of ALfheim Online.

## Appearance

Not much of the Animatronic Gandalf seen, but from what we can tell of his silhouette and name, he seems to be a robotic Gandalf, similar to the ones in the Hall of Presidents.

## Personality

The Animatronic Gandalf has an exaggerated version of his namesake's personality, with the addition of being a crazy conspiracy theorist.

## Biography

### Fairy Dance Arc

#### Pre-Episode 16

The Animatronic Gandalf was designed to teach the players of ALfheim Online about history via educational quizzes. However, for some reason, the curriculum he was programmed with was somewhat dodgy, and full of convoluted conspiracy theories. Not only that, but the punishment for answering the Animatronic Gandalf's questions "wrong" was getting attacked by monsters that were thematic to the questions that were asked.

#### Episode 16

One day, a child got lost in Kandy Kane Kavern and wandered into the Hall of History, where the Animatronic Gandalf resided. After the child triggered it, the Animatronic Gandalf asks a question about the moon landing, which the child gets "wrong", as the moon landing was a communist conspiracy to lull America into a false sense of superiority, so they'd be underprepared for Russia's army of psychic super bears. The child is then mauled to death by these bears as punishment.

## Differences from the Original

Since ALO wasn't an educational game, there was no Animatronic Gandalf that was trying to teach children history facts, nor were there animals seen/heard attacking a child.

## Trivia

* Originally, the animatronic in the Hall of History was going to be Abraham Lincoln, and the punishment was either going to be the room locking and filling with water or flame throwers setting the child on fire. The latter was changed when they realized there was no way to convey that with audio alone.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Episode 16
2. ↑ Hall of History's original joke
Guardian Knights

The **Guardian Knights** (守護騎士, *Shugo Kishi*) are the guardians of the World Tree in ALfheim Online, whose purpose is to prevent anyone from reaching the top of the Tree.

## Appearance

The Guardian Knights are fairly muscular fairies adorned in white, faceless armor. They come in two categories, swordsman and archers.

## Boss Information

* **Great Swords:** Numerous Guardian Knights are equipped with greats swords, which can afflict considerable damage to players.
* **Bow and Arrows:** Numerous Guardian Knights are equipped with bow and arrows, allowing them to swarm players and strike them from every angle.

## Boss Battle

Numerous attempts were made against the Guardian Knights, prompting most of the players of ALO to deem that it was impossible.

One day, a player named Kirito attempted to fight the Guardian Knights on his own. As Kirito engages the Guardian Knights, Kirito complains about how overly advertised the final Dungeon seems to be, and how much time he wasted trying to recruit the annoying players of ALO. Eventually, Kirito gets tired of fighting the Guardian Knights and heads straight for the doors at the end of the Dungeon. However, he soon finds himself outnumbered by a squadron of archers, who begin shooting him. Kirito refuses to back down and continues to head to the door, but is immediately stabbed by five swords. Kirito states that this isn't enough to stop him, but he soon runs out of health and dies, leaving him floating in the air as a Remain Light.

Suddenly, a player named Leafa flies into the Dungeon to save him. She manages to retrieve Kirito's Remain Light, chastising him for not listening to her in the process, but is eventually shot and beaten to the ground by the Guardian Knights. She then staggers to her feet, managing to avoid the hail of swords and arrows, and escapes back outside.

## Differences from the Original

The Guardian Knight aren't rip offs of B1 Battle Droids from Star Wars.

## Trivia

* Something Witty Entertainment had trouble executing the Guardian Knights joke, because they wrote it assuming that someone would've had already isolated the voice lines for the B1 Battle Droids, only to find they had to find the lines themselves.
Divine Blade

**Divine Blade** (神聖剣, *Shinseiken*, lit. Sacred Sword) is a Unique Skill in Sword Art Online. It allows the player who possesses the skill to freely switch between offense and defense, and allowing near impenetrable defense. Heathcliff is the only person who has this skill.

## Skill Description

Divine Blade is a skill that allows a player to switch freely between offense and defense and give the player near-impenetrable defense. It is also said to allow a player to throw a sharp tackle or attack with their shield, but this has yet to be confirmed.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Pre-Episode 9

At some point, Heathcliff (or Kayaba Akihiko) gained the Unique skill Divine Blade, which made him nearly-invincible. This also helped him hide the fact that his health was set to immortal object and he utilized cheats against players in duels.

#### Episode 9

When Kirito challenged Heathcliff to a duel in the Floor 75 arena, Bob mentions Divine Blade as Heathcliff's Unique Skill. Kirito also saw the skill being used when he attempted to predict Heathcliff's movements, but this proved to be useless as Heathcliff decided not to take any chances and used cheats to knock Kirito out 4-seconds after the duel started.

#### Episode 11

During the 75th Floor Boss Raid, the Boss, The Skull Reaper ambushed the party from the ceiling. Heathcliff prepared to use Divine Blade against the giant boss, but the boss then glitched out, leaving the party trapped in the boss room, due to the doors not opening. While waiting for the doors to open, Kirito suddenly realized that Heathcliff was Kayaba, and attacked him, revealing his immortal object status. Kirito then challenged Heathcliff to a duel, with no cheat codes, immortal health, or any "bullshit GM safety nets." During the duel, Kirito activated the 27-hit Dual-Wield skill The Eclipse, which inadvertently left him vulnerable, with Kayaba knowing the skill, and having his second sword Sunlight Heart break against Heathcliff's shield, due to the abnormal amount of defense stats generated from the Divine Blade skill.

## Trivia

* In the original series, the skill was called Holy Sword.
* Kayaba Akihiko said that Holy Sword was given to the strongest player in SAO. This has yet to be confirmed in the Abridged Series.
Golden Apple

**Golden Apple** (黄金林檎, *Ōgon Ringo*) was a Guild of eight players formed in Sword Art Online.

## History

When they found a rare and powerful item, the Guild held a meeting to decide what they should do with it. It was put to a vote whether they should keep the item or sell it for profits. With 5 votes to 3, the latter was decided on and the leader of the Guild, Griselda, went into town to sell the item. Unfortunately she was murdered. Since only the Guild knew about the item, they realized the killer had to be one of them. With suspicion of treachery plaguing the Guild, it soon disbanded. It was later revealed that Grimlock killed Griselda and was killed by Yolko, Kains and Schmitt out of vengeance.

## Differences from the Original

Grimlock didn't kill Griselda because she didn't make him dinner one time, it was spurred on by the fact that he was afraid of dying while she seemed to be much happier in the game, and he feared that she would no longer be the woman he loved anymore. It was outright stated in the original that he hired Laughing Coffin to kill both his wife and his Guild mates in the original, while here it was only vaguely implied that he hired them to kill Kains, Yolko and Schmitt and killed Griselda himself. The method Yolko and Caynz use doesn't involve exploiting a glitch. It involved disguising their teleporting in the explosions of certain items when they broke. Schmitt did have a hand in Griselda's death, he unlocked the door to the room she was staying in, which allowed Laughing Coffin to kill her. This is skipped in the abridged version. Once Grimlock breaks down his Guild mates don't take him behind a tree and beat him to death, it's unknown what happened to him afterwards but he was one of the players who got logged out after Kayaba's defeat.
Administrators

Different users have access to different functions of the site. While anyone can do most things on the site, including reading and editing, **administrators** can access a few additional functions.

## Administrator abilities

These additional functions include:

* Deleting and undeleting pages, page histories, and uploaded files.
* Locking (protecting) a page so it cannot be edited or renamed by users without admin rights or autoconfirmed status.
* Blocking IP addresses or user names from editing; and very quick "rollback" of undesirable edits.
* Editing the interface by changing system messages and skins.

## Bureaucrat abilities

A **bureaucrat** can make other users into bureaucrats or administrators on their own wiki.

Bureaucrats can also give users the ability to "rollback" edits not made in good faith.

## Staff

Wikia staff members have full access to all Wikia. They will be shown in Special:Listusers/staff on any wiki. Please use Special:Contact to contact Wikia staff.

## Who are this wiki's administrators?

The "founder" of a wiki, the person who first requested it, is given administrator access automatically. Founders are also given bureaucrat access so they can make any other user on their wiki an administrator or bureaucrat. For a complete list of users with administrator access, see Special:Listusers/sysop.

### Current Administrators

* Honeflash
* TheBlackDemon1996
* Christhecat1212
* IblisTheEternalSunGod

## How do I use administrator powers

See Help:Administrators' how-to guide for a guide on using admin functions.

## Becoming an administrator

For you to become an administrator, someone with bureaucrat access must make you one. On larger Wikia, there will usually be a community page for requests, with a page name such as "Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki:Requests for adminship". On a smaller wiki, you may simply ask on the community portal or Forum, or ask a bureaucrat directly on his or her talk page.

If there are no active bureaucrats, use the "Requests for adminship" page to nominate users to become admins or bureaucrats. Once a community decision has been reached (or if there is no active community to debate the decision), please leave a message at the wiki adoption requests page and Wikia Staff can provide the rights.

## What can administrators not do?

Administrators should not use their administrator powers to settle editing disputes; for example, to lock a page on a version he or she prefers in an editing dispute that isn't vandalism. Administrator powers should be used to help keep the wiki clear of vandalism, spam, and users who make malicious edits, but not for simple disagreements between users acting in good faith. Ideally an admin shouldn't be considered "in charge". The ideal admin is just someone who is trusted to have a few extra buttons and to use them for the benefit of the Wikia community.
Fuurinkazan

The **Fuurinkazan** (風林火山, *Fūrinkazan*, lit. "Wind, Woods, Fire and Mountain") was a Guild in Sword Art Online that was founded by Klein and his friends.

## Description

Following the start of the death game, Klein formed a Guild with his friends, calling it the Fuurinkazan. They later recruited more members and went on adventures together with the player named Tiffany. However, because Klein was stuck with the name "BallsDeep69", the newer members thought that was his name and called him that instead, something his friends supported. This continued to the point that the Guild members thought "My name is Klein" was the way he said hello.

## Differences from the Original

Because Klein wasn't stuck with the name "BallsDeep69" his Guild members didn't think that was his name, nor do they think "My name is Klein" is how he said hello.
Coral

**Coral** (コラル, *Koraru*) is the main settlement of the 22nd Floor of Sword Art Online.

## Description

Coral is a very small rural village, which could even be considered a hamlet, that consists of a few small log cabins located in a wide-open grass field, surrounded by wooden fences. It is surrounded by mountains and a forest and is located near a wide lake. The village's Teleport Gate is located on a grass field, close to the village's wooden fence.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 10

On October 24, 2024, Kirito and Asuna were sent to the village by Heathcliff in an effort to get Kirito away from an upcoming peace talk. After acquiring their Log House, which Heathcliff had prepared for them, the couple initially spent their time pretending to enjoy their Guild appointed "honeymoon", while secretly wallowing in regret, but they eventually sorted their feelings out.

#### Episode 11

On November 7, 2024, Kirito and Asuna's honeymoon eventually came to an end when Heathcliff called them back to the front lines. The two decided to take one last walk around the lake, while talking about how nice their honeymoon was, but this was ruined when they spotted Nishida fishing near the lake with his pants off.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 10
2. ↑ Episode 11
GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA

**GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA** was a voice actor in the abridged community. He was a member of the *Schmuck Squad* and the *Abridgilliance*.

Marc posted comic dubs on his YouTube channel, mostly focused on Nintendo's *Splatoon* series. He also voiced in several online projects, such as playing ENA's happy side in the short "*Auction Day*", the first episode of the *ENA* series by Joel Guerra.

## Controversy

On September 8, 2020, news broke that GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA groomed a minor. He was subsequently fired from both the Schmuck Squad and Abridgilliance as a result. Marc has since left the internet and is inactive from all of his accounts.

## External Links

* GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA on IMDb
* GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA on Twitter
* GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA on YouTube

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheSchmuckSquad/status/1303122904691781633
Dizzasta

**Dizzasta** is a voice actor and writer in the abridged community. He is the co-founder of PalletTownChampions and the creator of Fairy Tail Abridged Parody.

## Projects

* **Fairy Tail Abridged Parody** - Creator, writer.
* **KNBA (Kuroko no Basket Abridged)** - Writer.
* **Panic! At the Hakusho!** - Writer.
* **Brotherhood of the Traveling Alchemist (One-Shot)** - Creator, writer.
* **KNBA** - Creator, writer.

## Controversy

On the 20th of March 2023, news broke that Dizzasta had been emotionally manipulating and abusing women, including xbubblemunkyx when they were together. As a result, he was dropped as the voice of Klein.

## External Links

* Dizzasta on IMDb
* Dizzasta on Twitter
* Dizzasta on YouTube
SpriteStuff

**Spritestuff** is a voice actor, known for voicing Keita in Sword Art Online Abridged.

## Projects

* **Sonic x Abridged Oneshot** - Creator, writer.
* **X-Men Aburged** - Creator, writer.
* **Ninja Robots is Shit** - Creator, writer.
* **Batman! Son of Him! Batson!** - Creator, writer.
* **Spider-Man and His Amazing Fuck Buddies** - Creator, writer.

## External Links

* SpriteStuff on IMDb
* SpriteStuff on YouTube
Nishida

**Nishida** (ニシダ, *Nishida*) was a player of Sword Art Online.

## Appearance

Nishida is an elderly man who appears to be in his 50s who wears metal rimmed glasses. He wears a simple fisherman's outfit with a straw hat.

## Personality

Nishida is an old man who, for whatever reason, likes to fish for the sole purpose of using them to pleasure himself. Despite his sexual tenancies, Nishida seems to a nice friendly old man who wants to connect with people. Unfortunately, his hobby tends to scare people off, much to his dismay.

## Biography

### Aincrad Arc

#### Pre-Episode 11

On November 6, 2022, Nishida got his hands on a NerveGear and a copy of Sword Art Online, a VRMMO set in a multifloored castle in the sky called Aincrad. He logged into SAO and was trapped in the game along with 10,000 other players.

Not much is known about what Nishida did for the next two years, but despite his age, he managed to survive long enough to reach Floor 22. He then settled down the village of Coral, where he took up the hobby of fishing. However, at some point, for whatever reason, Nishida started pleasuring himself with the fish he caught.

#### Episode 11

On November 7, 2024, while he was fishing, Nishida saw two players named Kirito and Asuna on a morning walk together. He greeted the two, and comments on the beautiful weather. However, the two get creeped out by the fact that Nishida was fishing without any pants on. Kirito tries his best to ignore this, but Asuna tells him that the Nishida's going to do something disgusting. This causes Kirito to run away with Asuna on his back. Nishida tries to convince the two that he's not doing what they think he's doing, but he's unsuccessful. He then laments on the fact that he scared them off, but he proceeds to do what he usually does anyway.

#### Post-Episode 11

Nishida was most likely freed from SAO after Kirito defeated Kayaba, along with all of the other players.

## Skills & Abilities

### Sword Art Online

#### Skills

* **Fishing:** Nishida was relatively good fisherman.

## Differences from the Original

In the original, there was an entire mini arc surrounding Nishida where Kirito helps him catch an Event Boss on the 22nd Floor. It is also revealed that he worked for the company that gave SAO network security. All this was skipped in the abridged version. Also, it is never stated that Nishida catches fish for the sole purpose of fucking them.

## Quotes

"*Why hello there, kids! Beautiful weather we're having!*"
—Nishida greeting Kirito and Asuna.

"*No, don't go! It- It's not what it looks like! **\*Sighs\*** Oh well. At least the fish are always here for me.*"
—Nishida before pleasuring himself with a fish.

## Voice Actor

* In the Japanese dub, Nishida is voiced by Shirō Saitō.
* In the English dub, Nishida is voiced by Doug Stone.
* In the abridged series, Nishida is voiced by Coffinjockey.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 1
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Episode 11
Lambent Light

**Lambent Light** (ランベントライト, *Ranbento Raito*) was a one-handed rapier owned by Asuna in Sword Art Online.

## Description

Lambent Light was a player-made rapier crafted by Lizbeth for her friend Asuna. The rapier gave Asuna incredible speed, which made her one of SAO's most respected players.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Pre-Episode 6

The rapier was crafted by Lizbeth as a masterpiece of a quality that she could only achieve once every three months.

#### Episode 6

On April 23, 2024, Asuna used the rapier to forcibly escort Grimlock to meet with Kains, Kirito, Schmitt, and Yolko over his involvement in Griselda's death.

#### Episode 7

On June 24, 2024, Asuna brought the Lambent Light to Lizbeth to be sharpened, as she usually does on a regular basis. Asuna later used her sword to threaten Lizbeth to stay away from Kirito.

#### Episode 8

On October 18, 2024, Asuna employed the Lambent Light during monster encounters throughout her and Kirito's exploration of the 74th Floor Labyrinth. She used it against The Gleam Eyes to protect an Aincrad Liberation Front party from being decimated by the Floor Boss while Kirito prepared to use his Dual-Wield skill.

#### Episode 9

On October 23, Asuna utilized the blade to quickly and viciously attack and kill Kuradeel, after the latter killed Godfree, and nearly killed Kirito.

#### Episode 10

Asuna attempted use her rapier to fight The Fatal Scythe with Kirito, but was swatted aside within seconds.

#### Episode 11

Asuna prepared to use her rapier to against The Skull Reaper, but it died before she could.

On November 7, 2024, after the Sunlight Heart was shattered and Kirito was disarmed of the Elucidator, the rapier was used by the swordsman to stab and defeat Heathcliff in the final battle, thus clearing the game.
Fluffles/Relationships

## Allies

### Jeffrey

Jeffrey was Fluffles' raid partner during the Illfang raid. Not much is known about Fluffles' opinion of Jeffrey, but Jeffrey thought Fluffles was one of his stress based hallucinations. When it was confirmed that others could see Fluffles, Jeffrey took this as a sign that he was sane, and would later result in him forming Laughing Coffin.

### Mafia

Fluffles's exact relationship with his subordinates in the Mafia are unknown. It is shown, however, that the members of the organization hold him in a very high regard, despite him being a cat. Fluffles, in turn, showed anger at them after they failed to assassinate Kirito due to BallsDeep69 and his Guild interfering.

### King of Ashes

While their exact relationship is unknown, it is shown the King of Ashes and Fluffles share a mutual respect for each other, the King of Ashes even asking for Fluffles's advice on what to do with captured prisoners and showing delight at his sadism.

## Enemies

### Kayaba Akihiko

The relationship between Heathcliff and Fluffles is quite mysterious, but it is safe to assume that they were not on friendly terms. Despite Fluffles being a council member of the Knights of the Blood Oath, Heathcliff showed annoyance at not being able to understand Fluffles's constant meowing and even remarking "Why'd I agree to put a friggin' cat on the council?".

### Keita

Not much is known about Fluffles and Keita's relationship, but Keita told him that he could duplicate a rare item of the Mafia's. When Keita found out that ability was no longer available, and subsequently sold the item, Fluffles became furious and demanded Keita to replace the item or else he would have him and his Guild mates killed.

### Kazuto Kirigaya

It is shown that Kirito despises Fluffles, due to his role in the death of his Ex-Guild, the Moonlit Black Cats. Kirito and Fluffles even fought at one point, where Kirito got stabbed, and Fluffles got thrown off a cliff (though it was eventually revealed he survived). Despite all this, Fluffles showed a casual demeanor to Kirito, meowing in a friendly manner.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 2
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Episode 3
3. ↑ Episode 10
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Episode 9
King of Ashes/Relationships

## Allies

### Fluffles

While their exact relationship is unknown, it is shown the King of Ashes and Fluffles share a mutual respect for each other, the King of Ashes even asking for Fluffles's advice on what to do with captured prisoners and showing delight at his sadism.

## Enemies

### Kayaba Akihiko

The King of Ashes was one of SAO's unexpected obstacles Heathcliff faced, as he and his army of bandits were stopping further progress in the game. As such. Heathcliff tried to form a peace treaty with him, and became a prisoner of his as a result. After rounds of torture and other activities, the relationship was apparently cordial and friendly after Heathcliff managed to work out a deal including taking pictures of Asuna supposedly for making a calendar for Charity to fight cancer. This cordial relationship was immediately broken, after Kirito insulted the King of Ashes.

### Kazuto Kirigaya

Not much is known about Kirito's relationship, but from what we can see Kirito did something that broke the peace treaty between the King and the Knights of the Blood Oath, even to the point the King sent Kirito a message that said he will "FLAY YOUR FUCKING SOUL!!!".

The King's persecute of Kazuto continued after he was freed of SAO, and the King eventually him tracked down on twitter and sent him a death threat, to which Kazuto liked it and responded sarcastically.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Episode 10
2. ↑ Heathcliff's message
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Episode 11
4. ↑ Episode 12
Martin

**Martin** (マーテン, *Māten*) is the main settlement of the 57th Floor of Sword Art Online.

## Description

Martin is a large urban city, which has a large number of buildings built compactly, and with narrow alleyways between the buildings. All buildings within the city have red terracotta tile roofs and most of them have two to three floors, with the first floor having columns, most of which form arches.

The city has stone floors and also has a round and spacious central plaza, with a park taking the most space within it. A rather large Gothic church or cathedral is located in the north side of the plaza, while the rest of the plaza is lined with NPCs and player-owned stores. The outside area of Martin is a grassland filled with some craggy old trees.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 5

On April 22, 2024, Asuna and Kirito came to the city, as Asuna had invited Kirito to dinner at a restaurant of her choosing. However, their meal was interrupted when they heard a scream coming from outside. When they reached Martin's plaza, they noticed a person dangling from the 2nd floor of a cathedral at the front end loop of a rope. After the person died, an eyewitness named Yolko told them the man was her friend Kains. After they escorted her to the yaMahaya Lodge, Kirito and Asuna began investigating, if only to prove the other person wrong about the murder being fake. The two then traveled to Algade to have Tiffany inspect the murder weapon.

The next morning on April 23, Asuna and Kirito they returned to the restaurant with Yolko to talk about the case in private. After learning about the fate of Golden Apple, Yolko informed them that the only people who wanted to keep the item that lead to the disbandment of the Guild were herself, Kains, and a lancer named Schmitt.

#### Episode 6

After Kirito and Asuna brought Schmitt to Yolko's room in the yaMahaya Lodge in Martin, Yolko was seemingly killed within the inn room by a hooded player. Kirito jumped out through the window to reach the roof of the building opposite the inn, but crashed through the window of the building instead. However, before before that happened, Kirito spotted the player using a Teleport Crystal. After Kirito returned to the inn, Schmitt broke down about how he was seemingly the next person to die, causing Kirito to leave him alone with Asuna. When Asuna reunited with Kirito in the town square later that night, she was annoyed to find out that he had solved the mystery without her.
Karakurenai

**Karakurenai** (カラクレナイ, *Karakurenai*) is the curved katana used by Klein.

## Description

Karakurenai was a curved katana and as such requires the Katana Extra Skill, which is unlocked by training the Curved Sword skill, in order to use it.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 3

Klein used his katana to fight off the Mafia while Kirito fought Nicholas the Renegade.

#### Episode 8

Klein attempted to fight The Gleam Eyes with his katana while Kirito prepared his Dual-Wield ability, but he was swatted away before he could.

#### Episode 11

Klein prepared to fight The Skull Reaper with his katana, but it glitched and died before he could.
Eagle8burger

**eagle8burger** is a voice actor, writer, and editor in the abridged community. He is the co-founder of the Schmuck Squad and the co-creator of the Seven Deadly Schmucks.

## Projects

* **One Punch Mang Abridged Shorts** – Creator, writer, editor.
* **Magi: The Abridged Series of Magic** – Creator, writer, editor.
* **The Seven Deadly Schmucks** – Creator, writer, editor.
* **Bakumatsu MENT!** – Creator, writer, editor.
* **Ranger Doowop** – Creator, writer, editor.
* **Darker Than Black Hyperabridged** – Creator, writer, editor.
* **BBAbridged** – Creator, writer, editor.
* **KNBA** - Creator, writer, editor.

## External Links

* Eagle8burger on IMDb
* Eagle8burger on Twitter
* Eagle8burger on YouTube
Fishing

**Fishing** (釣り, *Tsuri*) is a skill meant for leisure in Sword Art Online that allows the player to catch fish. A certain level of the fishing skill is required to catch each type of fish, but the skill can be levelled even through unsuccessful fishing attempts.

## Mechanics

To fish, a player requires to have a fishing rod and fishing bait, the chosen bait determining what type of fish can be caught. The player must then attach the bait to the fishing rod's hook and cast it into a chosen lake. Fishing requires almost no waiting time: once the player puts the bait in the water, either a fish takes the bite within a few dozen seconds, or the player loses the bait.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 11

Kirito and Asuna passed by a fisherman on the last day of their honeymoon. But they were spooked off, as the man was fishing with his pants off and it appeared that he was using the fish to pleasure himself.

### Fairy Dance Arc

#### Episode 12

During Kazuto's dream, Asuna mentions that the fisherman invited them to go fishing, which Kirito is excited about, as he loves fishing.
Ebon Dagger

The **Ebon Dagger** (イーボンダガー, *Ībon Dagā*) is a one-handed dagger used by Silica in Sword Art Online.

## Description

The Ebon Dagger is an ebony black dagger with a red gemstone imbedded in its hilt.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 4

After initially refusing to help Silica, and subsequently getting provoked by Rosalia, Kirito bought a bunch of equipment for Silica, including the Ebon Dagger, to make the quest easier. Silica put the dagger to use when she was attacked by a Garish Gerbera.

After fighting a series of Bosses, Kirito and Silica were ambushed by Rosalia and the other Titan's Hand members. Silica was going to help Kirito when it seemed like he gave up on fighting back, only to find out that wasn't necessary.
Avalanche

**Avalanche** (アバランシュ, *Abaranshu*) is a high-level, 1-hit, Two-handed Sword category Sword Skill in Sword Art Online.

## Description

Avalanche is a dash skill that is executed from a jōdan (overhead) stance  and consists of a single downward vertical slash. As it is a two-handed Sword Skill, it cannot be deflected by just one hit from a one-handed sword.

Even if the attack were blocked, the defender would be unable to transition to an effective counterattack due to the strong impact of the skill, while if the attack were dodged, the attacker would have plenty of time to prepare for the opponent's move due to the distance gained from the charge.

In preparation for this skill, the user bends their lower body a little, assuming an overhead position with the sword. Once the sword is dragged a bit back, the Sword Skill is initiated.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 8

Kuradeel tried to use this skill in his duel against Kirito. However, Kirito countered the skill by using Sonic Leap, aimed at Kuradeel's weapon's weak point, breaking the sword in the process due to its low durability.
Lindas

**Lindas** (リンダース, *Rindāsu*) is the main settlement of the 48th Floor of Sword Art Online.

## Description

Lindas is a medieval village-town themed city, with a rural and tranquil atmosphere, characterized by its abundance of canals, waterwheels and support-class shops. The spacious city has stone paved roads with large trees planted in regular spaces along it, the court covered in grass and canals threading the road.

Due to the waterways and canals running beside the houses, quite a few buildings in the town have waterwheels, some even more than one, which makes the town ideal for support-class shops, like bakeries, tailor shops and smith shops, as the waterwheels can be used to power large-scale devices, like flour mills for bakers, looms for tailors or bellows or a sharpening wheel for a smith. Most of the buildings within the town have thatched or ceramic-tiled roofs and the city itself is surrounded by gently curving castle walls.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

#### Episode 7

On June 24, 2024, Asuna arrived in Lindas to have her rapier sharpened at Lizbeth's Smith Shop, before getting spooked off by Lizbeth's nosey nature. A few seconds later, Kirito came to the same shop to have a new sword crafted. After Kirito broke Lizbeth's best sword, he gets her so mad that she tells him to help her with gathering materials for the sword he wants, and they left for the Western Mountain on the 55th Floor.

The next day, Kirito and Lizbeth returned from their quest, whereupon Lizbeth made Kirito a sword. Lizbeth then tried to confess her feelings to Kirito, which she developed over the course of their quest, only to be scared off by Asuna. Kirito then tracked her down and tried to reassure Lizbeth by claiming her named the sword "The Piece of Shit... *DRAGON* Shit that is! LOL Trademark Lizbeth", followed by Lizbeth's contact info. This snapped Lizbeth out of her fantasy, remembering how much of an asshole Kirito is, and she lost all interest in him.
Killer Mantis

A **Killer Mantis** (キラーマンティス, *Kirā Mantisu*) is a bug creature found on the 20th Floor in the Sword Art Online.

## Appearance

A Killer Mantis is green mantis that are slightly larger in size than an average human. They have four legs that they use to support themselves, as well as two more scythe-like limbs protruding out of the side of their chests that they use for attacking. One of these limbs is green while the other looks like an actual metal scythe. These monsters also have large red eyes, small but sharp triangle teeth and a blue tongue.

## Synopsis

### Aincrad Arc

Kirito fought a Killer Mantis with his fellow members of Moonlit Black Cats. It was killed by Charlie, rewarding him with experience and Col.