Historical Documents

There are a few documents that have been saved about the original complaint's lore, and here is a documentation about the remaining documents, as a well as the documents in their exact form.\*

**COME TO COMPLAINTS**

"COME TO COMPLAINTS" was a document written by minty on April 28th, 2021 and was a flyer to attempt more people to come to complaints. The exact document is as follows:

At this point you have had enough of the long school year. You should consider sailing over to the small nation of Complaints.  Somes items you should bAt this point you deserve a vacation after the long schooling might be some money, the basic currency is chicken or bread. Unlike most places we do not accept credit cards.

Here at complaints we have many cafes! One of the many cafes is the parrot cafe. We have cute parrots that dance to music. The menu includes cakes, cookies, etc. :D

You should avoid going to CSTOP (cobblestone tower of power) town. The very evil robot-human hybrid, who is also known as mistercdp lives there under house arrest for many war crimes. He has Since Escaped. Plus, that town has no sort of police figure, so crimes are committed very often. Don’t panic though, most of the locals of Complaints behave very friendly! You can stop by the library to pick up a novel. Locals really enjoy reading the book “Cake The Cake”. There are a few places available to stay! First, we have Hotel Hockey Sticks located in the nether. It catches on fire a lot and is not finished so you might prefer to stay somewhere else. You might have to select the homeless home which is usually reserved for homeless people. On Easter there is an egg hunt in which you can earn the Easter Award.

You should also stop by the very modern bi-bounce park.

There is a mystery box shop where you don’t exactly know what you get until you buy it.  So, these are some of the MANY tourist attractions on the island, I hope you come and visit! :)

**Cringy backstory thing**

This is the backstory of Water bottle, Written on April 12th, 2021. The following is meant to be an exact copy of the doccument.

95 years after the people of lmanburg and dream smp left the land they lived on I was born, the people of lmanburg had lost their homes in a anti war. I grew up hearing stories about the nation and when i turned 13 i went out on a sky voyage to find the ruins out lmanburg (Lmanwhole) while we in the air a huge wave hit the bottom of the airship and the motor ripped off, we crashed into unknown lands and when i woke up I had crashed onto 11 ft tall trees and i was alone.

THE HISTORY OF COMPLAINTS

"THE HISTORY OF COMPLAINTS" is a newspaper written by minty, on May 12th, 2021. The following is meant to be an exact copy of the doccument.

THE HISTORY OF COMPLAINTS

You might have read the flyer that was trying to influence you to come  to Complaints. Well after you read that one you might want to actually hear the history of Complaints including some genuine fun facts.

You might think the original people on the lands of Complaints were pioneers. Wrong! They were residents in the local area. They were abandoned when the nation before Complaints (L’manburg) was ruined in a cruel unknown way. There is audio from the incident hidden in a chest near the community house. You can only visualize what happened on that day.

Minty’s Monthly Paper (APRIL)

MAIN HEADLINE:

MisterCDP’s TRIAL OVER?

If you are a citizen of Complaints you most likely have heard of Mister’s trial. He created a cloning machine. Most people didn’t like this which caused his first trial. The court ruled he could clone but must have permission from the mayor to clonedo so. The people of Complaints didn’t like this which led to riots and chaos. After the mayor realized the uproar about this they made cloning illegal. After that Mister continued to clone + do other crimes related to animals. After this all out war broke out. Thus the Pet War happened. Mister ended up surrendered but an anonymous person blew up his house. The mayor is planning on building a museum on the crater to honor the patriots that died in the line of war.

NEW MOVIE COMING OUT.

There is a new movie coming out called Love In the Time of Shacks. It is being held in POG Town Theater. They are serving up diet water and the very casual snack food, chips.

THE EASTER EVENT

Racin Dragon wins the annual easter event. He says “Lol I won.”.

DIAL 1-300-Minty TO REQUEST A STORY IN THE NEXT PAPER

**Ideas for town**

Ideas for town was a paper edited many times within a timeframe between April 10th 2021, and May 10th 2021. The following is meant to be an exact copy of the document.

Museum

Make a public storage zone

City zoo

National park with many different biomes

Turn a giant end city into a super mall

Community day

Yard day sale

Skill day

On Easter, we can do an egg hunt around the park or community house or maybe in the forest or the national park or St. kelly.

We can have a pumpkin carving contest on Halloween or in the fall. (making sculptures out of pumpkins.) prize: unlimited supply of pumpkin pie

Art day :D (people can make sculptures and color banners)

Amusement park

Water park/ community pool

Hello kitty TOWN BHJAGHyszgy

Music Listening Area

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Public mob grinder

Work more on canon

Pubic pool

Hotel

New law book

Make more canonical people

Enforce laws better

More time in survival

Make Kelly-ism bible

Make it harder to adopt

Fix glitches like the copy glitch and the inventory glitch

Upgrade campsite

More books

MORE NEWSPAPERS FOR GOD SAKE

More excessive cobblestone towers of power

Resort

More love towards mellohi

Better funerals

Create a free build area where you can build whatever you want        pog idea

Idea day (everyone does one of the ideas on this list.).

Increase your wealth.

Pet hospital. :(

Make winter wonderland town someplace pog

Make international Kelly day where we all worship Kelly for an entire day and build stuff Kelly wants us to. HELL YA

Sky diving area.

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Cabins for rent.

A park at St.KellY

Public mine.

**PLAN RTZ**

"PLAN RTZ" was a plan doccument made my mistercdp on May 22nd, 2021. It was a plan on how to take over complaints. The following is the exact document:

1.possess nora to get stuff for revival :)

2.trick emma/Jose into reviving me. :)

3.be a free man

4.possibly become mayor.

5. Become king maybe

6.Become an all powerful god who has demigod children with kelly and makes them do my bidding. ( i will do this by eating the flesh of a kelly clone,which has the same powers)

7.Burn everything to the ground and create all out war,then create a safe haven in the sky

8. Terraform the end.

9.Create a bomber plane so large it can destroy everything on the ground.

10.create a massive ocean where the land used to be.

11.make ava my permanent body using a new magic

12. Become more powerful than kelly and get infinite canon lives and become death itself

13.Rebuild society,starting in the stone age,and then every time they make something not very futuristic,I blow it up.

14.Turn kelly into a power source for everything,using one of her feathers as my infinite power source,the only thing that will end my reign,will be killing kelly.

15. Make the world so inhospitable they retreat to the end

16. Terraform the nether to look like a acacia forest

17.the apocalypse begins NOW.

18.make cupcaekz

19. MAKE A FREAKING CIRCLE!!!!! And thus,end all of minecraft :)

**THINGS TO DO ON MINECRAF MULTIPLAYER**

This document was another list of things mistercdp wanted to do to help complaints. The date of its creation has been lost due to the original document being deleted. The following is an accurate recreation of the doccument:

Clone triceratops

Create many clones of timmy and sell them

Make basement lab

Put techno and a clone of timmy in orphanage

Make house look better

Make bill make many mules and donate to ava

Clone techno a second time

Clone everybody in the graveyard

Make donation box for dead animal parts

Start hiring for the timmy store

Borrow one of avas horses and start breeding a super horse

Make many super horses and give ava back original horse and a super horse

Start panda breeding program

Bring techno clone to my house

Build  nether base

<<<Start a cloning business called CloneX

Make mob public mob grinder

Start strider farm

Make nether farm

Make public trash can

Selectively breed quaggas back into existence

Start a city zoo

**Things to do on my mc world**

This document is referring to a document written by mistercdp on May 12th of 2021.It was a list of things that the citizens of Jurassicraft, a semi canon server, wanted to do. The following is intended to be an exact copy of the document.

Make animal sanctuary

Find village and bring villager & iron golem home and put them inside there own stands at the central town

Find monster spawner and make public mob farm

Go mining more

Make a central town with shops and public nether portal

Make a smeltery

Make a mineshaft

Make a mining sanctuary

Find a stronghold

\*Do note that most of these have indeed been the original documents, but some have been altered in minor ways.