Benny Hill Characters

This is a master list for the characters played on "The Benny Hill Show," excluding the names of celebrities and entertainers he has impersonated. A list of his impressions can be found on The Faces of Benny Hill page.

A

* Miss Abigail - old paramour of Gaylord Whitney in Fun in the Kitchen
* Ann Afford
* Albert - character played by Henry McGee who had wisdom tooth removed in "Crown Court" in Holiday
* Lord Albert - Old British royalty under King Henry played by Nicholas Parsons in News At Ten
* Bippy Albright - female criminal (unseen) mentioned by Big Benny in Villain of the Year
* Alderwoman Maysie - sponsor played by Benny Hill in Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Alice - unappreciated housewife played by Patricia Hayes in Henry and Alice and Bob And Mary
* Alice - pregnant woman in doctor's office played by Lorraine Doyle in The Crook Report
* Randall Andrews - employee in two quickies played by Derek Deadman in The Halitosis Kid
* Angelica - character played by Mae West in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Arnold - mental giant known as Super-Head, Master Brain and Wonder Brain played by Johnny Vyvyan in Friday Night Fever
* Arnold - the unseen Plymouth operator of the Telephone Exchange in Friday Night Fever
* Mr. Arvutis - suitor to Cissy's mother played by Jackie Wright in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music

B

* Baby Boy - main character in a Same Speiler movie played by Benny Hill in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Baldini - clown magician at the Club Chica-Go-Go played by Benny Hill in Club Chicago-Go
* Percy Ballcock
* Roseanne Barr - TV actress played by Benny Hill on Benny Hill's World Tour: New York
* Basil Bassey - sheep thief played by Jon Jon Keefe in Ironsides in Great British Dancing Finals
* Batman - confused actor in Quickie played by Benny Hill in Great British Dancing Finals
* Blackhead and Boyle - unseen inspectors in Bo Peep case in Great British Dancing Finals
* Joanna Blakewell-Tart - hostess of Uplift with Humphrey Bumphrey played by Leslie Goldie in Fun in the Kitchen
* Baron Schtuk - music composer who worked with Gavin Blod played by Benny Hill in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Basher Bates - female criminal mentioned by Big Benny (unseen) in Villain of the Year
* Mary Tyler Bathroom - actress who plays Ida A. Jax played by Jenny Lee-Wright in Undercover Sanitary Inspector
* Bathtub Jim - unseen associate of Dan Dan The Laboratory Man in Undercover Sanitary Inspector
* Bennie - beer distributor at the Cross-Strassen Motel played by Benny Hill in The Herd
* Benny the Bum
* Benny the Clown
* Benson
* Buster Benson - male criminal with extreme plastic surgery mentioned by Big Benny (unseen) in Villain of the Year
* Big Ben - English wrestler in Is This Your Life
* Big Benny
* Big Eddie - unseen character in Big Eddie in Spot Black
* Ivor Biggin - contestant played by Benny Hill in Mr. TV Times
* Big Mike - local tough played by Bob Todd in a quickie in Holiday
* Big Poppa
* Big Red
* B.J. - Cannes TV & Film Retreat producer played by Benny Hill in R. Dibble: Handyman
* Mr. Beckenheimer - talent agent played by Benny Hill in Look Number Seven in Opportunity's Knocking
* Mr. Big - unseen character in Big Eddie in Spot Black
* Lionel Blaire - singer played by Jackie Wright in Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
* Black Fox (real name: Teddy) - superior of Dan Dan The Laboratory Man played by Nicholas Parsons in Undercover Sanitary Inspector
* Claude Bottom - former winner of Mr. TV Times played by Jackie Wright in Film Time At The National Film Theater
* Janine Bovine - teacher of Gavin Blod at the Ecole des Merchants Nancy played by Benny Hill in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Bionic Boy
* Bjorn - Nordic golfer played by Benny Hill in Hott Sexxe, Free Loofa und Lust Orgie in The Herd
* Tony Blackburn - music personality played by Benny Hill in Top of the Tops
* Gavin Blod
* George Blod - manservant to Lord Denby, father of Gavin Blod, played by Benny Hill in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Bob - wife-swapping neighbor played by Nicholas Parsons in Henry and Alice and Bob And Mary
* Reginald Boozenquet
* St. John Bossum
* Claude Bottom - unseen lion tamer in Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Celia Braynfeeble - actress who played Trixie the Homeless Lady played by Bella Emburg in A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
* Bruce - unseen boyfriend of Sam Speiler in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Bruce - boyfriend played by Benny Hill in bloopers in Top of the Tops
* Professor Hammond Bruce - linguists professor played by Benny Hill in News At Ten
* Humphrey Bumphrey
* Walter Burke - field correspondent for News At Ten played by Benny Hill in News At Ten
* Ivor Burles - click singer played by Benny Hill in Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Mrs. Bush - Unseen client of the Telephone Exchange Operator whose house is on fire in Friday Night Fever
* Ivor Bunyon - sponsor played by Benny Hill on Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Sir Roland Button

C

* Butch Cafferty
* Butch Cafferty - boisterous Hollywood actor played by Benny Hill in Meeting People with Hugh Paddick on Woodstick
* Cagney and Lacey
* Captain Benny - Captain of The Love Ship played by Benny Hill in R. Dibble: Handyman
* Captain Schtuk - German POW played by Benny Hill in Coalpits
* El Capitano - Manolo's jailer played by Bob Todd in Spot Black
* Mariah Carlisle - opera singer played by Lee Gibson who married Gavin Blod in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Mr. Carruthers - man in elevator played by Benny Hill in Club Chicago-Go
* John Carter - host on Holiday played by Henry McGee in Holiday
* Casanova
* The Castaway
* Duchess Catherine - British royalty played by Clovissa Newcombe in News At Ten
* Freida Causey - bored housewife played by Benny Hill on Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Charles and Susan
* Chalfort St. Giles and Elsie - dance duo played by Benny Hill and Samantha Stevens in Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
* Herbert Chaney
* Charlie - unseen character who got three years for disturbing the peace in "Crown Court" in Holiday
* Atlas Charlie - unseen employee of Fred Scuttle on the Scuttle Chunnel Tunnel in Great British Dancing Finals
* Chirpy Chuckles
* Brent Chuck - contestant played by Henry McGee in Mr. TV Times
* Herman Claptrack - unseen suitor of Lucy Comfort in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Brian Clark - unseen soccer player in Match Of The Week
* Cole
* Lucy Confort - love of Baby Baby played by Diana Darvey in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Count Macavarni - suitor of Mariah Carlisle played by Henry McGee in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Nina Cowfax - unseen critic of the "Daily Scuttle" in The Crook Report
* Fanny and Johnny Craddock
* Crimson Shadow (Chalford St. Giles) - movie character played by Benny Hill in Jackie Wright: Holiday
* Ronald Crook
* Merwyn Cruddy
* Ted Crumble - leader of the Dalton Abbott Railway Choir played by Benny Hill in Dalton Abbott Railway Choir
* Crumpet - prized toy of Baby Boy in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Jacques Custard - world famous explorer played by Benny Hill in The Underwater World of Jacques Custard (sketch)
* Tex Cymball
* Cyril - estranged husband played by Michael Sharvell Martin replaced by The Hitchhiker in The Sound of Frankenstein

D

* Daisy Mae - Zeke's unseen wife in a hillbilly quickie in Great British Dancing Finals
* Dan Dan The Laboratory Man
* Dickie Davies
* Ace Deacon - unseen criminal on Sheriff Bill Jardine's files in Big Poppa
* Debbie - character in "Dearest Heart" quickie played by Helli Louise in Jackie Wright: Holiday
* Kinky Dee - member of "Arsenic & Old Lace" played by Stella Moray in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* The Deputy
* Pierre de Terre
* Abu Dhurani - founder of Dhurani Film School played by Albert Moses in The Crook Report
* Mrs. Dhurani - wife of Abu Dhurani played by Anna Dawson in The Crook Report
* R. Dibble
* Miss Dibbs - wife of Noah Dibbs played by Anna Dawson in The Crook Report
* Noah Dibbs - old man at doctor played by Benny Hill in The Crook Report
* Dick - unseen lover in a series of bloopers in Top of the Tops
* Dickie Dido
* Dimpton City Players - British football team played by extras in Is This Your Life
* Dr. Octor - English psychiatrist played by Benny Hill who treats Jackie Wright in Scuttle-Vision
* Mr. and Mrs. Dobbs - couple in a marriage counselor quickie played by Bob Todd and Chery Gilham in Film Time At The National Film Theater
* Chubby Dodds
* Mr. Dodds - President of the Barcland Bank played by Benny Hill in Club Chicago-Go
* Rudy Doppleganger
* Mr. Downs - Unseen client of the Telephone Exchange Operator whose house is flooded in Friday Night Fever
* Dracula
* The Drunk
* Maurice Dribble
* Dr. Drunge - therapist played by Jack Wright in WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hyde
* Frieda Drunge - school teacher of Tex Cymbal played by Benny Hillin Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Ted Grunge - contestant played by Bob Todd in Mr. TV Times
* The Duo Denal - dance team played by Samantha Stevens and Benny Hill in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music

E

* Captain Eatwell - guest on Meeting People with Hugh Paddick played by Benny Hill in Woodstick
* Ralph Edwards - host of Is This Your Life played by Nicholas Parsons in Is This Your Life
* Elly May - unseen redneck daughter of Benny Hill in a Quickie in Coalpits
* Elsie
* Elsie - assistant to One Lung Ho at the Club Chica-Go-Go played by Sue Upton in Club Chicago-Go
* Elsie - assistant to Fred Scuttle in Scuttle Security played by Pat Ashton in Jackie Wright: Holiday
* Elton - member of "Arsenic & Old Lace" played by Henry McGee in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Little Donnie Esmond - member of "Arsenic & Old Lace" played by Don Estelle in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy

F

* Marianne Faceful - trombonist played by Stella Moray in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Chippy Fish
* President Fargas - Unseen dictator of San Embargos in Club Chicago-Go
* Victoria Fee - unseen actress described in Film Time At The National Film Theater
* Ivy Fiske - composer of the Amateur Light Orchestra played by Benny Hill in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Dr. Frankenstein - German scientist played by Michael Sharvell Martin in The Sound of Frankenstein
* Frankenstein's Monster
* Fred and the Sophisticates - singing acrobatic group played by Benny Hill, Leslie Goldie and Kay Frazer on Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Fred - Carol Potts' unseen cheating ex-boyfriend in Benny's All-Star Finale
* Fiona - girlfriend played by Leslie Goldie in bloopers in Top of the Tops
* Fred Fosdyke - unseen brother-in-law of Merwyn Cruddy in Dalton Abbott Railway Choir
* Bert Frank - contestant played by Jim Tyson in Mr. TV Times
* Rita Fripp
* Fruit Vendor
* Charlotte Fudge - hostess of After Dinner with Charlotte Fudge played by Eira Heath on The Sound of Frankenstein
* The Fudpuckers
* The Fundance Kid - partner of Butch Cafferty played by Jackie Wright in Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid

G

* Andrew Gardner - News Correspondent for News At Ten played by Benny Hill in News At Ten
* Gay Caballero
* Bobbie Gently - female singer played by Benny Hill in Top of the Tops
* George - actor caught in a blooper played by Benny Hill in Undercover Sanitary Inspector
* George - philandering husband played by Benny Hill in Look Number Seven
* George - a juke box played by Bob Todd in Woodstick
* The Georgian Dancers
* Godfrey - Unseen client of the Telephone Exchange Operator whose employer has a spare room for a golden euphonia in Friday Night Fever
* Cyril Goody
* Gorg & Zola - singer played by Lee Gibson and accompanied by Jackie Wright in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* The Great Pretender
* Hughie Green - host of Opportunity's Knocking (sketch) played by Benny Hill on Opportunity's Knocking
* Greta - hot wife played by Lorraine Doyle in Hott Sexxe, Free Loofa und Lust Orgie in The Herd
* Emily Grimley
* Willie Groper - soccer player by Benny Hill in Match Of The Week
* The Grover Family
* Ann Gregg - host on Holiday played by Louise English in Holiday
* Old Grey Whistle Tester - soft-spoken music host played by Benny Hill in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Gully - prized toy of Baby Boy in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Chu-Em Gumm
* Walter Guy - soccer player by Benny Hill in Match Of The Week

H

* Halitosis Kid
* Benny Hall
* Hans - Bjorn's best friend played by Henry McGee in Hott Sexxe, Free Loofa und Lust Orgie in The Herd
* Mr. Hardcastle - unseen client of the Telephone Exchange Operator who needs a doctor in Friday Night Fever
* Miss Hardcastle - unseen two-year resident of Fred Scuttle's Keep Fit Brigade
* Miss Hargreaves - unseen attractive actress who films a soap commercial in Tommy Tupper in Tupper Time
* Rolf Harris - semi-recurring impression by Benny Hill in Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
* Harry
* Harry - unseen production assistant for a soap commercial in Tommy Tupper in Tupper Time
* Tony Hatch - entertainer and host of Newer Faces played by Benny Hill in Friday Night Fever and Gavin Blod: The Man and His Music
* Heinrich - one of the Performing Men played by Henry McGee at the Club Chica-Go-Go in Club Chicago-Go
* Henry - elderly general played by Benny Hill in a quickie on Great British Dancing Finals
* Helga - Nils' unseen wife in Hott Sexxe, Free Loofa und Lust Orgie in The Herd
* Henry - lazy husband played by Benny Hill in Henry and Alice and Bob And Mary
* Henry - pool player in Spot Black played by Henry McGee in Spot Black
* Herman - male tourist in Hawaii in Coalpits
* The Hitchhiker
* The Hulas - dancing trio played by Sue Upton. Louise English and possibly Mandy Perryment in Friday Night Fever
* The Hungry Bride
* Hurricane Hill - pool player in Spot Black played by Benny Hill in Spot Black
* The Hurricanes - back-up singers played by The Ladybirds in Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Mr. Hyde

I

* Ironsides

J

* Jack - Bessie's unseen lover in The Fudpuckers on The Police Raid in Waterloo Station
* Dr. Henry Jackal - physician and true identity of Mr. Hyde played by Benny Hill in WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hyde
* Jackie - assistant to Merwyn Cruddy played by Jackie Wright in Merwyn Cruddy: Spy Catcher
* James - eavesdropping manservant played by Benny Hill in the opener of Undercover Sanitary Inspector
* Dr. Albert Jardine - son of Big Poppa played by Benny Hill in Big Poppa
* Sheriff Bill Jardine - son of Big Poppa played by Benny Hill in Big Poppa
* Janey Jardine - wife of Big Poppa played by Helen Horton in Big Poppa
* Jed Jardine - son of Big Poppa played by Benny Hill in Big Poppa
* Philbert Jardine - son of Big Poppa played by Jackie Wright in Big Poppa
* Clyde Jarrow
* Hugh Jarse - soccer player by Benny Hill in Match Of The Week
* Jean Paul - elderly diver played by Jackie Wright in The Underwater World of Jacques Custard (sketch)
* Jeremy - male model played by Benny Hill in fashion show quickies on Woodstick
* Joe - fisherman at Lakeside Park played by Jack Wright in Down Memory Lane
* Elmer Johnson - Cissy's ex-boyfriend (unseen) in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Peg Leg Johnson - female criminal mentioned by Big Benny (unseen) in Villain of the Year
* Mr. Jones - man in elevator played by Benny Hill in Club Chicago-Go
* Josie

K

* Karen (?) - Butch's unseen son mentioned in passing on Meeting People with Hugh Paddick
* Benny Kelly
* Ludovic Kennedy - host of Phone in With Ludovic Kennedy played by Henry McGee in Spot Black
* King Charles - 17th Century British ruler played by Nicholas Parsons in Cinema: The Early Years
* King Henry - Old British ruler played by Benny Hill replaced by a double in News At Ten
* Hank King - American tour manager for Tex Cymbal played by Benny Hill in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Bill Kirkdale - Chuck's son played by Benny Hill in The Herd (sketch)
* Chuck Kirkdale - Kirkdale family patriarch played by Benny Hill in The Herd (sketch)
* Miss Cissy Kirkdale - Chuck's mother played by Benny Hill in The Herd (sketch)
* Patricia Kirkdale - Chuck's sister played by Benny Hill in The Herd (sketch)

L

* Mrs. Ladyford - Unseen client of the Telephone Exchange Operator romanced by Mr. Potty in Friday Night Fever
* Sean Lamb - shepherd played by Benny Hill in Nathan Wylde sketch on Great British Dancing Finals
* Willie Lee - employee of Fred Scuttle on the Scuttle Chunnel Tunnel played by Jack Wright in Great British Dancing Finals
* Lana - Ringmaster of the Performing Men played by Moira Foot in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Gaston LeClerc
* Louise LeClerc - sister of Gaston LeClerc played by Louise English in WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hyde
* Lem - hillbilly neighbor played by Bob Todd in a Quickie on Great British Dancing Finals
* Leroy - deputy played by Jack Wright in Big Poppa
* Lester - Cissy's butler played by Bob Todd in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Lil - restaurant server played by Bella Emberg in Big Poppa
* Ivor Little John - character played by W.C. Fields in Film Time At The National Film Theater
* Little Johnny - escort played by Jack Wright in Fred Scuttle Escort Service
* John Abraham Louis Montmorency Leroy Whitney Lincoln III - rival of Gaylord Whitney played by Henry McGee in News At Ten
* Lola - unseen character in Big Eddie in Spot Black
* Lola - El Capitano's unseen wife in Spot Black
* Peter Long - impressionist played by Benny Hill on Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Lonely Boy
* Lord Denley - employer of George Blod played by Jackie Wright in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Lord Morley - character mentioned in passing in The Minstrel Boy
* Lord Wharton of Kent - character mentioned in passing in The Minstrel Boy
* The Loser - unlucky guy played by Benny Hill in WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hyde
* Lucky Lulu Bell - paramour of the Halitosis Kid played by Lorraine Doyle in The Halitosis Kid
* Lysette - French magician at the Club Chica-Go-Go played by Liz Jobling in Club Chicago-Go

M

* Chief Magano - Ruler of Amphola played by Benny Hill in News At Ten
* Mahala
* Malcolm - Benny's son (Richard Whatling on Benny Hill's World Tour: New York
* Melofy Malcolm - one of Fred Scuttle's unseen minstrels in Down Memory Lane
* Mama Pasquale - Hispanic mother played by Bob Todd in The Gay Caballero in Holiday
* Manolo
* Fred Marceau
* Mark - unseen friend of Merwyn Cruddy in Departure Lounge
* Zipper Martin
* Kiki Martlin - daughter of the ship owner on The Love Ship on R. Dibble
* Reverend John McFudpucker - host of "Shut Up & Listen" played by Benny Hill in Holiday
* Maxine - unseen character in Big Eddie in Spot Black
* Fingers McNee
* Angus McSpreading - unseen author of "Please Pass Farther Down The Bus" in Holiday
* Marty - producer at Cannes TV & Film Retreat played by Jon Jon Keefe in R. Dibble: Handyman
* Mary - Bob's daughter played by Jenny Lee-Wright in Henry and Alice and Bob And Mary
* Meg - barmaid at The Halfway Inn played by Diana Darvey in The Minstrel Boy
* Chow Mein
* The Messenger
* The Milk Marketing Board
* Milligan & Nesbitt - singing act played by Benny Hill and Jackie Wright in Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
* Milton - Jewish man played by Bob Todd in quickies in Club Chicago-Go and Pepy's Diary
* The Minstrel Boy
* Miriam - male tourist in Hawaii in Coalpits
* Mistress Mary - 17th Century American Colonist played by Andree Melly in Fun In The Kitchen
* Cliff Mitchelmore - host on Holiday played by Benny Hill in Holiday
* Bob Monkhouse - host of The Golden Shoot played by benny Hill in Is This Your Life
* Monty and his Musical Saw - saw act played by Bob Todd in Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
* Ron Moore - guest on Is This Your Life played by Benny Hill in Is This Your Life
* Eddie Mucks - Cuban biciclist played by Benny Hill in The World of Sports

N

* The Navel Duo - singing act played by Benny Hill and Henry McGee in Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
* The Newlyweds
* Nils - philanderer played by Jon Jon Keefe in Hott Sexxe, Free Loofa und Lust Orgie on The Herd
* Nina - unseen associate of Dan Dan The Laboratory Man in Undercover Sanitary Inspector

0

* Brusherhead O'Malley - female criminal (unseen) mentioned by Big Benny in Villain of the Year
* Dr. Octor - cosmetic surgeon played by Benny Hill in Leprechaun TV
* Dr. Octor - unseen psychiatrist mentioned in A Streetcar Named Desiree
* One Lung Ho - magician at the Club Chica-Go-Go played by Johnny Hutch in Club Chicago-Go
* Roy Orpington - singer played by Benny Hill in Top of the Tops and The Monte Carbolic Show

P

* Edith Packet
* Conchata Paloma - Cyril Goody's unseen French teacher in Benny's All-Star Finale
* Andy Panda - prized toy of Baby Boy in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Lady Parks - unseen patron of "Overseas" Africa in Great British Dancing Finals
* The Partner - Peter Long's assistant played by Sue Bond in Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Miss Pearl - singing partner of Dickie Dido played by Eira Heath in The Sound of Frankenstein
* Pam's People - spoof of Pan's People starring Earl Adair, Benny Hill, Jack Wright, Bob Todd and Henry McGee in Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
* Michael Parkinspace - TV host played by Benny Hill in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Bo Peep 1 - Scandinavian shepardess who loses sheep played by Malou Cartwright in Great British Dancing Finals
* Bo Peep 2 - unseen Black Moor shepardess who loses sheep in Nathan Wylde sketch in Great British Dancing Finals
* Bo Peep 3 - American shepardess who loses sheep played by Andree Melly in Ironsides sketch in Great British Dancing Finals
* Mr. and Mrs. Peep - parents of Bo Peep in Ironsides sketch played by Jackie Wright and Bella Emberg in Great British Dancing Finals
* The Peeper
* The Peeping Tom
* Percy - character who drove on sidewalk to avoid road tax played by Jackie Wright in "Crown Court" in Holiday
* George Pest - presenter played by Jackie Wright in Match Of The Week
* Tanya Peters - German performer with performing men at the Club Chica-Go-Go played by Lorraine Doyle in Club Chicago-Go
* Det. Inspector Potts - investigator looking for sheep in Nathan Wylde sketch in Great British Dancing Finals
* The Phantom Prowler - cruise line voyeur played Nicholas Parsons in Cinema: The Vintage Years
* Philip Dixey and his Nude Male Models - stage act with Jenny Lee Wright, Johnny Vyvyan and Benny Hill in Friday Night Fever
* Kung Phooie
* George Podmore - guest on Is This Your Life played by Robertson Hare in Is This Your Life
* Richard Podmore - son of George Podmore on Is This Your Life played by Benny Hill in Is This Your Life
* Hi Pong - secretary to Chow Mein played by Claire Lutter in A Packed Program
* Poster Girl
* Nyree Dawn Porter - singer with giant skirt played by Lee Gibson in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Carol Potts - attractive and distraught neighbor girl who snubs Cyril Goody in Benny's All-Star Finale
* Ernie Potts
* Mr. Potty - Unseen client of the Telephone Exchange Operator romanced by Mrs. Ladyford in Friday Night Fever
* Mr. Powell - unseen client of Tische und Sonn in Spot Black
* Arthur Primm - owner of the Denbigh Hall played by Benny Hill in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Emily Pringle - guest on Is This Your Life played by Benny Hill in Is This Your Life
* Dr. Proctor - unseen colleague of Dr. Albert Jardine in Big Poppa
* Programme Planner
* Benny Pureheart - 17th Century American Colonist played by Benny Hill in Fun In The Kitchen

Q

* Marie Quaint - fashion consultant played by Patricia Hayes on The Sound of Frankenstein

R

* Miss Ramsbotton - unseen attendant of Humphrey Bumphrey in Spot Black
* Reluctant Bridegroom
* Reverend Felchy - guest on "Words of Wisdom" played by Benny Hill on The Underwater World Of Jacques Custard
* Rex - employee of Scuttle Security played by Jack Wright in Jackie Wright: Holiday
* Durt Reynolds - actor who played Undercover Sanitary Inspector played by Benny Hill in A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
* Mamood Ramsun
* Rembrandt
* Jeremy Renuwyn - guest on After Dinner with Charlotte Fudge played by Benny Hill on The Sound of Frankenstein
* Robin - Batman's sidekick played by Jackie Wright in a Quickie in Great British Dancing Finals
* Robin Hood
* Gaston Rodan - student of St, Solomon's School played by Benny Hill in Down Memory Lane
* Roger - character in "Dearest Heart" quickie played by Benny Hill in Jackie Wright: Holiday
* Roger - curious husband played by Benny Hill in Look Number Seven
* Roger Rogers
* Rogue Nudist
* Madame Gypsy Rose - gypsy fortune teller played by Lisa Mulidore on Holiday
* Rufus - old black butler of Gaylord Whitney in Fun in the Kitchen

S

* Lord Chalford St. Giles - real name of the Crimson Shadow played by Benny Hill in Jackie Wright: Holiday
* Solomon Saint John - unseen 16th Century poet, author of Fam and Fufan
* Sammy - Jewish man played by Benny Hill in quickies in Club Chicago-Go and Pepy's Diary
* Sammy - unseen stage hand called out for by Chow Mein in Benny Hill's World Tour: New York
* Sandra - dying wife played by Jan Butlin in Look Number Seven
* Sandra - name of Cyril Goody's blow-up doll in The Lonely Boy
* Saucy Boy
* Jimmy Savaloy - host of Top of the Tops (sketch) played by Benny Hill in Top of the Tops
* Scarlet Pimple
* Fred Scuttle
* Sybil Serpent - actress who played Laura Norder played by Louise English in A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
* The Shadow
* William Shakespeare - unseen writer in Programme Planner in Jackie Wright: Holiday
* The She-Hulk
* The Shillelagh Brothers - Irish singing group played by Benny Hill, Henry McGee, Johnny Vyvyan, Stephanie Lawrence and Roger Finch in Friday Night Fever
* Norton Short - Cissy's ex-boyfriend (unseen) in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* Sir Lou - business manager of The Minstrel Boy played by Henry McGee in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Skipper - espionage agent and superior to Merwyn Cruddy in Film Time At The National Film Theater
* Harry Slagbed - unseen character mentioned in The Minstrel Boy
* Miss Smiley - avid Thames TV watcher played by Benny Hill on Meeting People with Hugh Paddick
* The Spatchelors - music team played by Benny Hill, Jackie Wright and Pete O'Dell on Top of the Tops (sketch)
* Sam Speiler - American director played by Benny Hill in Film Time At The National Film Theater
* The Stamp Collector
* The Statue
* Mr. Stone - expectant father played by Benny Hill in Coalpits
* Stupid Cupid
* Mrs. Stoney - unseen contestant on The Golden Shoot on The Sound of Frankenstein
* Otto Stuk
* Sue - employee in an elevator played by Sue Upton in Club Chicago-Go
* Super-Teech
* Susie - unseen youngster having a birthday party in Ben's Spaghetti Commercial in Benny's All-Star Finale
* The Swinging Bristols - singing act played by Benny Hill and Lee Gibson in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music

T

* Felix Tantrum - TV host and historian who reads Fam and Fufan in Benny's All-Star Finale
* Mrs. Tantrum - unseen patient of Dr. Albert Jardine in Big Poppa
* Sure Taylor
* Teddy (Code name: Black Fox) - Superior of Dan Dan The Laboratory Man in Undercover Sanitary Inspector
* Pierre de Terre
* Mabel Tessler - Carol Potts female rival in Benny's All-Star Finale
* John and Jean Thomas - dancers in the Great British Dancing Finals (sketch) in Great British Dancing Finals
* Ginger Thompkins
* Mr. and Mrs. Thorne - unseen couple looking for summer vacation on Holiday in Holiday
* Thunderclap
* Ted Tingle - unseen acrobatic olive stuffer in Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Ted and Tina Tingle - dancers in the Great British Dancing Finals (sketch) played by Jon Jon Keefe and unknown on Great British Dancing Finals
* Ted Tingley
* Joe Titmarsh
* Eli Todd - 17th Century American Colonist played by Bob Todd in Fun In The Kitchen
* Two-Ton Tingle - female criminal (unseen) mentioned by Big Benny in Villain of the Year
* Ted - unseen character who got three years for cheating at poker in "Crown Court" in Holiday
* Thunderclap - nemesis of The Halitosis Kid played by Bob Todd in The Halitosis Kid
* Ted Tingley
* Tische - owner of Tische und Sonn played by Benny Hill in Spot Black
* Colonel Llewellyn Todd
* Ivor Toggle - investigator looking for sheep played by Bob Todd in Great British Dancing Finals
* Ernie Touch
* Mrs. Tredder - unseen neighbor of the Peeping Tom in A Packed Program
* Mr. Tredder - angry husband played by Eddie Buchanan in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Willie Tredder - Unseen beau of Alice in Henry and Alice and Bob And Mary
* Jackie Trent - female singer played by Benny Hill in Friday Night Fever
* Tommy Tupper
* Emily Turnbull - housemaid to Lord Denby, mother of Gavin Blod, played by Diana Darvey in Gavin Blod - The Man and his Music
* TV Announcer - inebriated TV announcer played by Benny Hill who fumbles through announcements in A Packed Program
* Roger Twitaker - entertainer played by Benny Hill in Top of the Tops (sketch)
* Two-Ton Grudge - British wrestler played by Tommy Mann in Is This Your Life

U

* Uncle Rastus - unseen relative of Baby Boy in Film Time at the National Film Theater
* Undercover Sanitary Inspector
* Dr. Upchurch - unseen colleague of Dr. Albert Jardine in Big Poppa
* Mr. and Mrs. Updike - tourists on Holiday played by Jackie Wright and Sue Upton in Holiday
* Mrs. Upturn - Unseen client of the Telephone Exchange Operator who needs long distance call to Plymouth in Friday Night Fever

V

* The Vagabond
* Lance "Jugglar" Vane - juggling act played by Benny Hill in Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
* Ernie Visactemey
* Vince - George's replacement played by Jimmy Thompson in The Sound of Frankenstein
* Mr. Vogel - unseen guest on The Golden Shoot on The Sound of Frankenstein

W

* No-Nose Watson - female criminal (unseen) mentioned by Big Benny in Villain of the Year
* Lady Westbrook - mother of Jade Westbrook at the Westbrook Mansion in The Crook Report
* Sir Robert Westbrook - wealthy patriarch at the Westbrook Mansion in The Crook Report
* Lester Wester - Westchester resident calls into Phone in With Ludovic Kennedy played by Bob Todd in Spot Black
* Dr. Ruth Westheimer - TV therapist played by Benny Hill in Benny Hill's World Tour: New York
* Peter Whitechurch - new correspondent for Ann Afford played by Benny Hill in Big Poppa
* Slim Whitmore - singer played by Benny Hill on Opportunity's Knocking (sketch)
* Gaylord Whitney
* Fred and Lisa Wilcox - couple in the Great British Dancing Finals (sketch) played by Bob Todd and unknown on Great British Dancing Finals
* Wonder-Gran
* Dick Woodcock - head of research played by Benny Hill in Woodstick
* Nathan Wylde

Y

* Rasheesh Ben Ali Yakkiman - unseen corrupt businessman pursued by Ronald Crook in The Crook Report
* D.L. Yates - unseen principal at St. Phillips School For Girls in R. Dibble: Handyman

Z

* Zeke - hillbilly similar to Jed Jardine played by Benny Hill in a Quickie on Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy