Master Chief gets Bullied Over his Waifu

## Overview

"Master Chief gets Bullied Over his Waifu" is the 9th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Master Chief is on edge due to Hippo tossing out all their food and Astolfo using up all their toilet paper. But once they bring up his past relationship with Cortana, he decides enough is enough.

## Original Video Description

With Mcdonald’s closed and toilet paper running low, tensions between Master Chief and Astolfo rise to a boiling point.

#Halo #Anime #Lego

## Characters

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Master Chief (First ever speaking role)
* Astolfo
* Anime Guy

## Transcript

Master Chief: Dude, where did all the food go? Bruh, I know you didn't eat all this food!

Hippo: Bruh, I chucked that trash. I told you, I only eat limited-edition fiery habanero Doritos, bruh.

Master Chief: Quit being a gamer. They haven't made those in 10 years.

Hippo: Yeah bruh, I'm hungry.

Master Chief: That food had to last! We’re under self quarantine.

Hippo: Bruh, maybe you, but I got my plane ticket booked.

Master Chief: Well, as long as we have a 10 year supply of toilet paper, I guess we can trade for supplies with the marauding gang of Karens.

Astolfo: Hello! I’m bored. Want me to suck your-

Master Chief: Quit wasting supplies! I had to suplex a grandma in a Walmart parking lot for those rolls!

Anime Guy: Hey, can you guys keep it down? I’m trying to read anime over here.

Hippo: Bruh, you passin’ up an S-tier Waifu. Why you trippin’ bruh?

Astolfo: Is it because of your *AI Girlfriend?* The one with that dump truck rear, Alexa?

Master Chief: The name is Cortana.

Hippo: Bruh, you still *simpin* for *imaginary girls*. Bruh, she off being evil in space. You gotta let her go.

Anime Guy: It doesn’t matter if she’s imaginary. The *thiccness* exists in our hearts, right Chief?

Astolfo: Oh, so you like your girls *extra thicc*?

Master Chief: I like my girls without *extra dicc*.

Astolfo: That’s not what you said when you were finishing the fight all over my face.

Master Chief: That didn’t happen

Astolfo: You were duel wielding something alright!

Master Chief: Stop

Astolfo: Hey! *Doom has a better soundtrack.*

Astolfo: ITATA!

Astolfo: HEHE~

Anime Guy: THOSE MOVES… He’s dodging everything!

Master Chief: There is no other way! Activate the rings!

Hippo: Nah.

Master Chief: …

Anime Guy: [**Cough**]

Hippo: Bruh, you call us wasteful? But you over here wasting entire *houses,* bruh.

Astolfo: You blew up all the toilet paper! How am I supposed to take a fat shit?

Master Chief: I'mma take a shit. If you need me… **DON’T.**

Astolfo: He found his inner Chad… he just needed a little push!

Hippo: Everythin’ just work out, Bruh.

## Trivia

* While this is Master Chief's first time speaking, at the time he was his dialogue was made via a text-to-speech voice. He wouldn't receive an actual full time voice actor until "Master Chief Becomes a Femboy".
* This video was originally going to have a character known as "White Knight" show up and fight Master Chief, but the fight scene (and character) seem to have been scrapped in favor of Master Chief fighting Astolfo instead. An animation for this scrapped fight scene can be found on Pantsahat's alternate channel under the name of "Deleted Scene".
* What Anime Guy is reading is a copy of a magazine called "コンプティーク" (Read as "Konputīku" and translated as "Comptique") which contained the Lucky Star Manga by K. Yoshimizu in its pages. It's unknown which issue he's reading specifically (or if it's even a real issue of this magazine to begin with).

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/@pantsysalt2556
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0osfK2qHWyE
3. ↑ https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%97%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AF
4. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kagami\_Yoshimizu
5. ↑ https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/manga.php?id=15760