Bubble Guppies: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

**Bubble Guppies: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown** is a sing along film.

## Summary

There are 10 incredible songs that make you want to dance and sing along.

## Trivia

* The show is hosted by Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: The 4 Musketeers.

## Transcript

### Opening/Number 10

* **Professor Owl:** The songs that have been planned today well help us have fun, work or play.
* **Bertie Birdbrain:** How are we gonna do that?
* **Professor Owl:** Well, uh, think of something everybody loves.
* **Bertie Birdbrain:** Like money?
* **Professor Owl:** No. Everybody loves to sing. So the subject today will be a Sing Along countdown.
* **Bertie Birdbrain:** Gosh, what's a countdown?
* **Professor Owl:** Take a bunch of numbers and count backwards from 10 to 1. And to host for that are those 4 brothers: Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango.
* **Gil:** Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. King Gil here, welcome to Paris France, home of us: The 4 Musketeers.
* **Janja:** Oh, you know that's right.
* **Marshall:** The heroes who used to be ordinary cleaners.
* **Rango:** Sometimes, we don't do anything.
* **Gil:** Yeah, it's true.
* **Janja:** Nothing.
* **Marshall:** Zilch.
* **Rango:** Nada.
* **Gil:** Yeah, besides that. Today we're doing a little something.
* **Janja:** We are?
* **Marshall:** Not again.
* **Rango:** I thought we did something yesterday.
* **Gil:** Actually, you guys ordered Chinese food yesterday.
* **Janja:** Hey, it's hard to say Moo Goo Gai Pan.
* **Marshall:** Speaking of which, who wants to have some of my Wonton?
* **Rango:** Ooh, I do.
* (Marshall then hands over his Wonton)
* **Gil:** Anyway, over the past few months we asked our loving and loyal fans to cast their votes for their favorite silly song. The votes are in and now it's time to gather them all up in... the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness!
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Astonishing Contraption of Silliness!
* **Janja:** Astonishing Contraption of Silliness?
* **Marshall:** I didn't come up with that name.
* (then they looked at Rango)
* **Rango:** What? It fits perfectly on that invention.
* (Janja and Marshall had to agree)
* **Gil:** Heh, let singing along begin! (then starts the machine) We've got classics like--
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Let's bring back a Legend
* **Gil:** Or who could forget
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Accidentally in Love
* **Gil:** And there's
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** It's great to be Human.
* (the machine then brings all the songs too fast then breaks a little)
* **Gil:** Ugh! Bucket of Bolts! (kicks the invention stubbing his tail) Oh, my tail! Oh, my tail! Oh, my tail! Oh, my tail! Oh, my tail! (then starts to calm down) Alright, partners of justice, it's time to shake a leg. Second-in-Command Musketeer Janja, go get some of the votes from the attic.
* **Janja:** Yes, my king.
* **Gil:** Musketeer Marshall, go get some votes from the Throne room.
* **Marshall:** Yes, my king.
* **Gil:** Musketeer Rango, go get the last votes from the Kitchen.
* **Rango:** Yes, my king.
* **Gil:** Now, let's go over the rules: We'll put your votes into the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness, the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness will count you're votes and then the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness will countdown to the silliest silly song of all time!
* (Janja, Marshall and Rango then put the last bag into the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness)
* **Janja:** That's it.
* **Marshall:** That's all the bags.
* **Rango:** The poles... are all closed.
* **Gil:** Oh, great. Well, the moment has arrived. Second-in-Command Musketeer Janja, the lever.
* (Janja pulls the lever)
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 10: Who do You think You're Fooling?
* (the song starts)

### Number 9

* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 9: Let's Bring Back a Legend.
* (the song starts)
* **Janja** *Scar was such a legend~*
* *Though he’s long gone~*
* *His story lives on~*

### Number 8

* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 8: All We've Got is Time.
* (the song starts)
* **Deema:** *Just 2 pals heading to town~ Flipping frowns upside down~*
* **Nonny:** *I'll flip you on your crown~*

### Number 7 Mix-Up

* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 7: The Snow Legend That Isn't Accidentally A Fool.
* **Gil:** Hold it! Stop the countdown! (the countdown then pauses) Wh-What's wrong with machine?
* **Janja:** Probably got a little mixed up with song perhaps?
* **Marshall:** How are we gonna fix it?
* **Rango:** Allow me.
* (points his gun and shoots it at the machine making it re-work)
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 7: The Evil League of Mutants Theme Song.
* **Gil:** Phew, that's better. Now on with the show!
* (the song starts)

### Number 6

* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 6: Accidentally in Love.
* (the song starts)

### Number 5

* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 5: It's Great to be Human.
* (the song starts)
* **Steel:** *People say I was a very gorgeous robot~ But now I've got great teeth and hair~ Eating onions, broccoli and garlic~ My breath is bad~ But I just don't care~*

### Number 4 Mix-Up (Rockin' The Suburbs)

* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 4: The Evil Time Who Bring Shoes of Mutants.
* **Gil:** Hold it! Stop the Countdown! (the countdown then pauses) Uh, excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen. It appears we're experiencing technical difficulties once again. (then whispers to his friends) Buy me some time.
* **Janja:** Huh?
* **Marshall:** What are we suppose to do?
* **Rango:** I don't know. Think of something!
* **Janja:** Wait, I've got it. (a live music video then starts) *We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ From Family Feud to Chevy Chase~*
* **Marshall:** *We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ numb the muscles in our face~*
* **Rango:** *We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ We feed the dog and mow the lawn~*
* **Janja, Marshall and Rango:** *Watching them here bounces the checks~ while them there juggles credits cards~*
* **Janja:** *Let me tell what it's like~ Watching Idol on a Friday night~ In a house built safe and sound~ On Indian burial ground shame on~*
* **Marshall:** *We drive our cars everyday~ To and from work both ways*
* **Rango:** *So, we make just enough to pay~ To drive our cars to work each day Hey-Hey~*
* **Janja, Marshall and Rango:** *We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ Around the block just one more time~ We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ Cause I can't tell which house is mine~ We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ We part the shades and face the facts~ They got better looking fescue~ right across the cul-de-sac~ Hot real state rising stars~ get rich quick seminars~ soap opera magazines~ 40,000 watt nativity scenes~ don't freak about the smoke alarm~ Mom left the TV dinner on~ We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ From Family Feud to Chevy Chase~ We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ numb the muscles in our face~ We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ We feed the dog and mow the lawn~ Watching them here bounces the checks~ while them there juggles credits cards~ We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ Everything we need is here~ We're Rocking' the Suburbs~ but it wasn't here last year~ We're Rockin' the Suburbs~ you'll never know when we are gone~ because the timer lights and front on~ and turns the cricket noises on each night~ Yeah, Yeah, We're Rockin' the Subrubs~ Yeah, Yeah, We're Rockin' the Suburbs~*
* (music video ends as Gil is done fixing the machine)
* **Gil:** Thanks for the stalling guys. Now on with the show!
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 4: Snow Day, Hooray!
* (the song starts)
* **Gil, Janja, Marshall, Rango and Raph:** *Snow Day, Hooray~ So magical and new~ There's so much we could do~*
* **Molly, Cheezi, Chungu and Leo:** *Snow Day~ No training only fun~ We've only just begun~ I'm glad I'm here with you~*
* **Nonny, Rubble and Donnie:** *Snow Day, Horray~ Barometic pressure is so low~ But my heart's all aglow~ Revving up my Tech-Bo~*
* **Deema and Mikey:** Whoa!
* **Donnie:** Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
* **Goby, Deema, Oona, Chase, Skye and Mikey:** *Snow Day~ Our snowman is the best~ Jupiter Jim fans will intense~*
* **Mikey:** *Omigosh, my coat's a vest~*
* **April:** *Snow Day, horray~ We all should be so proud~ Snow Day, all together sing out loud~*
* **Gil, Janja, Marshall, Rango and Raph:** *Snow Day, Hooray~ So magical and new~ There's so much we could do~*
* **Molly, Cheezi, Chungu and Leo:** *Snow Day~ No training only fun~ We've only just begun~ I'm glad I'm here with you~*
* **Nonny, Rubble and Donnie:** *Snow Day, Hooray~ Barometic pressure is so low~ But my heart's all aglow~ Revving up my Tech-Bo~*
* **Deema and Mikey:** Whoa!
* **Donnie:** Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
* **Goby, Deema, Oona, Chase, Skye and Mikey:** *Snow Day~ Our snowman is the best~ Jupiter Jim fans will intense~*
* **Mikey:** *Omigosh, my coat's a vest~*
* **April:** *Snow Day, hooray~ We all should be so proud~ Snow Day, all together sing out loud~*
* **All:** *Snow Day~~~ Hooray~~~*

### Number 3

* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 3: Blue Suede Shoes.
* (the song starts)

### Number 2

* **Gil:** There only 2 silly songs left. One song will go home the loser, the other will stay and celebrate as the SILLIEST SILLY SONG EVER! Alright, Astonishing Contraption of Silliness who's the loser?
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 2:... Legend--
* **Gil:** Hold it! Stop the countdown! (and the countdown pauses) I-I don't understand. There must be some mistake.
* **Janja:** Mistake?
* **Marshall:** What are you talking about?
* **Rango:** We've collected all the votes.
* **Gil:** *Or* maybe we didn't. Did you remember to check the closet?
* **Janja:** I didn't know we had a--
* **Gil:** Erh! Maybe there's more votes in the closet. (goes off and later brings a bag that says Official Votes) Oh my, look!
* **Janja:** Hey.
* **Marshall:** Wait a minute.
* **Rango:** What's going on?
* **Gil:** We cannot allow our own negligence to violate the will of the people.
* (throws the bag in the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness)
* **Rango:** Hey, why do I smell something fishy?
* **Janja:** That's our friend.
* (Marshall is seen eating squid)
* **Marshall:** What? I got hungry.
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 2: --
* **Janja:** Hold it!
* (and the countdown pauses)
* **Marshall:** Somebody has a confession to make. Don't they?
* **Rango:** Don't they?
* **Gil:** OKAY! OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I uh, kinda, made a bunch fake votes-- to make our musketeer song-- the silliest?
* **Janja, Marshall and Rango:** WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING, WHY?!
* **Gil:** I'm sorry. It's just that- Well, (points at Rango) you used to not have any songs, (points at Janja) you used to sing so villainous, (points at Marshall) you used to have a little bit of songs (points at himself) and I've got everything else. And, well, that song is all the 4 of us had together.
* (feels like crying)
* **Rango:** Cheer up, Gil. It's not a big deal.
* **Janja:** He's right, number 2 is not something to sneeze at.
* **Marshall:** Yeah, that's really good.
* **Gil:** You really think so?
* **Janja, Marshall and Rango:** Of course.
* **Gil:** Oh, you guys.
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Don't let it happen again.
* **Gil:** Well, at least I have good brothers I can count on. So, let's hug it out, set the records straight and keep the show rolling.
* (and so they did)
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 2: Legendary.
* (the song starts)

### The Silliest Silly Song of All Time/Ending

* **Gil:** And now, our Feature Presentation: The Silliest Silly Song of All Time and time for us to say: ...
* **Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango:** Goodbye!
* **Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:** Number 1: Who is Better Than Who.
* (the song starts)
* **Binga:** *Who is Better Than Who~*
* **Bunga:** *You'll see it's me not you~*