YYC Awareness Month Final Episode with Tom On Here and appearence by Nate Ruess

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## Episode Summary

Merry YYCmas everyone. Please enjoy this final episode in YYC Awareness month where we learn about Calgary Christmas Traditions with Tom and Drew sings a brand new Calgary Carol with help from vocal coach Nate Ruess.

## Notable Events

* This is the fourth and final episode of Calgary Awareness Month in 2020, focusing primarily on Christmas in Calgary.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew listened to *Horny - Electro Swing Version by PiSk*.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched videos of Globe Hell Warning listeners wishing them a merry Christmas.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew implored listeners to send flowers to the city of Calgary to show support.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a video of Christmas wishes from the Calgary Police Department to the city of Calgary.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a copaganda video of the Calgary Police Department catching The Grinch.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a video Christmas card from Lexus of Calgary.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a 10 year old Christmas greeting video from the deceased former Alberta Premier Ralph Klein several times.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a Christmas greeting video from Calgary mayor Naheed Nenshi.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a 5 year old Christmas greeting video from Calgary mayor Naheed Nenshi.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a video Christmas greeting from the Calgary Zoo.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a Secret Christmas greeting video from the Norwegian consulate in Calgary.
* Drew prepared a Calgary Anthem to sing with assistance from vocal coach and professional singer Nate Ruess.
* Nate Ruess wrote and sang a new song about Christmas in Calgary with the following lyrics:
	+ > It's Christmas in Calgary
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	+ > Santa baby, strolling down Stephens Avenue
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* Nate Ruess gave Drew some vocal warm-up tips to help him prepare to sing his Calgary Anthem.
* Drew sang his Christmas Calgary Anthem carol, which had the following lyrics sung over sleigh bells provided by Josiah:
	+ > Oh Calgary Christmas
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	+ > Our streets are clean
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	+ > We love our streets
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	+ > We love one street
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	+ > We love all streets
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	+ > But one street especially
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	+ > Stephen Avenue
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	+ > We truly love you
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	+ > And Peace Bridge
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	+ > Gives me a reason to live
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	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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	+ > The Calgary Tower full of very powerful business decisions
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	+ > Making it so fine to live in the city
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	+ > Home of oil line
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	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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	+ > Wisk greatest Leanbacks
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	+ > Let's get oil back on track
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	+ > Grab a Slurpee down at CrackMacs
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	+ > Wisk great Wisk is hot
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	+ > Wisk a low carb restaurant
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	+ > Oh Calgary, oh oh Calgary
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	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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	+ > At the Battle Of Sokovia
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	+ > Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch
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	+ > Began evacuating
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	+ > The civilians, because Ultron's evil plan
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	+ > Scarlet Witch used her mind control to evacuate the situation
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	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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	+ > *(Spoken word over background chorus of sustained "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"):*
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	+ > Back at the church, Vision confronted Ultron as the two gazed at one another while taking flight. The Vision pleaded with Ultron that he could change all of this since he was the one who set the terms. Ultron responded by choking the Vision. However, this gave the android the opportunity to hack into Ultron's mainframe and prevent him from escaping through the net. Captain America was battling the sentries on the bridge while Thor fought the robots underground as he made his way towards the machine. Quicksilver soon joined the fray, using his super-speed to take out many drones in the blink of an eye. Vision succeeded in burning Ultron out of the net, but this incapacitated Vision and only stunned Ultron briefly. He smashed Vision to the ground before activating the machine. Thor reached the boosters of the Doomsday Trigger, only to find himself too late as it was activated. A massive portion of Sokovia began to lift off the ground, as the Avengers could do nothing but watch. The evacuated people watched in horror as their town was lifted towards the sky while those who remained were either crushed by falling debris or falling below. Ultron began to boast on how the Earth would crack from the weight of the Avengers' failure and that no matter what they did, it meant nothing to him. Once he completed his plan of a global extinction, the only thing that would be left in the world would be metal. Back underground, Black Widow and Bruce Banner shared a kiss, only for Natasha to push him into a pit and forcing him to change into the Hulk. The Hulk, along with the Black Widow, leaped above towards the ascending slab of the city and landed in a forest before they split up to destroy the drones and protect the civilians.
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	+ > *(Singing resumes over continuing background chorus of sustained "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"):*
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	+ > Oh Calgary
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	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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	+ > *(Spoken word over continuing background chorus of sustained "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"):*
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	+ > After Iron Man rescued a family from a collapsing apartment, Captain America ordered the Avengers to destroy the Ultron sentries and if they got harmed, to harm the opponents in return, and if they got killed, then they should walk it off. Meanwhile, Scarlet Witch and Hawkeye rescued civilians while they fought off the Ultron drones. As Hawkeye grabbed Scarlet Witch and took cover inside a house from oncoming Ultron drone, Wanda began to panic as she felt great guilt in joining Ultron and allowing this to happen. Hawkeye stated that now was not the time to be afraid, and despite being a human with a bow and arrow, he did this because it was his job. Hawkeye could not do a job and babysit at the same time, and it no longer mattered what she did and what she was. What mattered was that she fights to protect, and when she does she becomes an Avenger. Hawkeye then went out and continued to fight off the sentries.
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	+ > *(Singing resumes):*
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	+ > Oh Calgary
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	>
	+ > Stephen Avenue
	>
	>
	+ > We truly love you
	>
	>
	+ > And Peace Bridge
	>
	>
	+ > Gives me a reason to live
	>
	>
	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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* Josiah and Tom and Nate Ruess strongly criticized all aspects of Drew's song, including the lyrics and the poor vocal performance. Nate Ruess stated that he thought his own vocal performance was better than Drew's was. Josiah criticized Drew's choice to sing using a Julian Casablancas impression, while Nate Ruess criticized his choice to sing using an Eddie Vedder impression. Nate Ruess also criticized the vocal range of the song, suggesting Drew should have instead sung the song at a much higher pitch. Josiah criticized Drew's choice to talk about the Battle Of Sokovia so much during Calgary Awareness Month, including in his new song. Tom criticized the length, saying it should have been longer and should have described more of the Battle Of Sokovia and more about the streets of Calgary.
* Josiah and Tom and Nate Ruess and Drew watched a video of an old Canadian man talking about having dignity as you age.
* Nate Ruess asked if he could sing Drew's lyrics but in his own much better song. The lyrics are as follows, sung over sleigh bells provided by Josiah:
	+ > Oh Calgary Christmas
	>
	>
	+ > Our streets are clean, we love our streets
	>
	>
	+ > We love one street, we love all streets
	>
	>
	+ > But one street especially
	>
	>
	+ > Stephens Avenue
	>
	>
	+ > We truly love you
	>
	>
	+ > And Peace Bridge gives me a reason to live
	>
	>
	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
	>
	>
	+ > The Calgary Tower
	>
	>
	+ > Full of very powerful business decisions
	>
	>
	+ > Making it so fine to live in the city home of oil line
	>
	>
	+ > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
	>
	>
	+ > Wisk greatest Leanbacks
	>
	>
	+ > Let's get oil back on track
	>
	>
	+ > *(Short repeated sample of Tom saying the word 'Preview')*
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	+ > *(Spoken word section of Nate Ruess echoing Tom reading the following over background chorus of sustained "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"):*
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	+ > Back at the church, Vision confronted Ultron as the two gazed at one another while taking flight. The Vision pleaded with Ultron that he could change all of this since he was the one who set the terms. Ultron responded by choking the Vision. However, this gave the android the opportunity to hack into Ultron's --
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* Drew revealed that he and Tom share a Disney+ account.
* Tom suggested the Calgary Anthem should have quieter bells and a louder sample of the word 'Preview' repeated throughout the song.
* Josiah asked that he, Drew, Tom, and Nate Ruess all list their Christmas wishes. They were as follows:
	+ Nate Ruess's Christmas wish was for someone to show him how to cancel his subscription to the Globe Hell Warning Patreon, as well as all the other Patreon pages he's subscribed to.
	+ Tom's Christmas wish was for Wexit to happen so Alberta could become its own nation and Calgary can be free and Calgary finds peace with Edmonton. His second Christmas wish was for an NBA team to come to Calgary. They would be called the Calgary Oiled Men. Nate Ruess expressed his wish to become a co-owner of this NBA team in Calgary.
	+ Drew's Christmas wish was for everyone in the world to have a great Christmas and for everyone in the world doesn't get COVID and for COVID to end and for world peace and for God to bring them so many presents and for all the new Disney+ shows to be good and to get some Marvel movies in 2021 and for wife and for everybody to have a million dollars.
		- Note: Drew's wish for wife is likely in reference to his deceased fiancée World Wife, who took her own life upon discovering her fate to marry Drew. Their World Wide Wedding was originally scheduled for December 25th, 2020, the same day this episode was released.
	+ Josiah's Christmas wish was for everyone else's Christmas wishes to come true. With that he bid everyone a Merry Calgary Christmas and kissed everyone goodbye under the mistletoe.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Electro swinging is what uh that's what people with open relationships have to do now, in the era of COVID. It has to be electronic only. Electro swing."
* "[In response to seeing a stuttering child say 'Merry Christmas' to him] Don't stutter, you dumbass kid."
* "[On the topic of buying a Lexus] Drew's probably more likely to buy Alexis uh from the uh adult uh classified section of the local rag. Buy someone named Alexis."
* "Well we de- Drew, we definitely have time for you to go into your credentials, cause that will take about minus zero seconds to do."
* "Hopefully Drew will edit this out."
* "Let's hear Nate's song first and then if we have time, we'll listen to Drew's."
* "Pretend that I'm not me and you don't all have baggage with me for whatever reason - you all, all three of you, just vicious, ruthless hatred - pretend I'm just some guy from the street and I'm saying to all of you, 'Hey, why is this Calgary Christmas carol all about the Battle Of Sokovia?'"
* "[About Drew] Why is everything so difficult for you?"
* "The Battle Of Sokovia is not about Calgary."
* "I don't know, I feel like - I kinda feel like I've been a little bit misled. I think that Drew didn't actually write a Christmas carol at all and I don't really think that Drew and Nate have been working together to prepare his vocals for this, and I don't think that Tom really - I don't think even Tom knows why he's here but I'm pretty sure he's gonna start ranting and raving about Wexit pretty soon. Um I don't know, I gotta say I'm a little bit disappointed in all three of you right now."
* "I think Drew's being a little bit of a bitch right now."

### Drew

* "I'm not masturbating."
* "The easiest way to retain is to keep your hands off of there."
* "[On the topic of plans for Christmas] Not really doing anything special. Mostly just gonna sit here, I got some - I guess uh Globe Hell tweets to do later."
* "Oh my God! Do cops game?"
* "Have yourself a COVID Christmas."
* "Nate is dying."
* "[About Josiah] Nate, this guy's a dipshit."
* "Josiah, shut up."
* "[On the topic of dividing up writing credits for Drew's song] I wrote the lyrics, I wrote the melody, I'm gonna get the money. You guys can get the peanuts."
* "[About Josiah] Well I'm disappointed in you because uh you've taken the life out of me, you spit on me every single episode that we've recorded, and this is - this is just you slapping me in the face and shooting me in the fuckin' head and executing me. So thank you very much, Josiah, I mean I might as well fuckin' die on Christmas Day."
* "Seems like you hate everything, Josiah. If the police arrested The Grinch they probably would have arrested you, Josiah."

### Tom

* "Well Drew, if you'd like, you can come over to my place with me and 50 of my closest friends and family. We're gonna be hanging out in my 1,200 square foot apartment. So you're more than welcome. They traveled from all over and they'd love to meet you."
* "Your first name is Ruess? And then it's Nate? Ruess Nate?"
* "Josiah may be a dipshit, he may be a moron, he may be stupid as hell, he may have a rat's ass for a brain, but he still should have his voice heard."
* "[In response to an old man from the streets saying Drew's Calgary Christmas carol was all about the Battle Of Sokovia] It's not! I would say it's half of it. Only half of it was a spoken word section on the Battle Of Sokovia from the second Avengers movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! The other half was about Calgary and its streets! And how nice the streets are!"
* "[About Nate Ruess] Since you volunteered, we don't actually have to respect you or treat you well."
* "Oh I'm - there's an angel in Calgary who's gonna be cumming on Christmas. His name's Drew."

### Nate Ruess

* "I'm a huge fan of Drew and his music and his vocals and so um I'm doing it for free. Pro bono. I'm doing it just so that he'll be my friend."
* "At one point, I sang on like a few hit songs and I've written a few hit songs and I've vocal produced a couple of hit songs."
* "[About Josiah being allowed to speak] No, I'm a vocal coach and I don't want to hear his voice. I'm coaching him to shut up."

## Trivia

* This is the fourth and final episode of Calgary Awareness Month in 2020.
* This is the fifth episode with special guest Tom.
* This is the second episode with Nate Ruess, after Episode 12: World Wide Anthem Featuring Mr. Worldwide Nate Ruess..
* This is the first episode with two guests.