Tyler Jones

> I literally am sleep deprived because I have to look after a dumbass who literally got bit by a spider and turned them into Spider-Man. I love my job.
>
> -TJ

## General Infomation

TJ (Also known as Tyler Jones, Ty, or TylerPlayzz on video games) is an MJ of Earth 42069, home of the Corrupted-Spider. Unlike Peter and MJ, TJ and Jinx are platonic, not romantic. TJ is skilled in modern science and can make weapons and medicine. He's done alot. Which is why he's sleep deprived. You would be too, if you had to look after a chaotic little shit (I'm looking at you, Corrupted.)

TJ
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## Other Information

### Allies

Jinx ParkerMiguel O' Hara

Milo Morales (TJ's Miles)

Miles Morales

Hobie Brown

Peter Parker (Tom Holland)

Swap!Jinx

Swap!TJ

### Enemies

Green GoblinProwler (TJ)

Prowler (Miles)

Prowler (Aaron)

Chameleon

## Story time :0

### Chapter 1: Introduction (literally the spiderverse intro)

Alright, let's do this one more time. This time, MY way. I'm TJ. And for the last few months, I've been the assistant to the one and only, Spider-Man. Now you may be asking yourself, "But TJ, how can you be an assistant to Spider-Man and not go clinically insane?" That's.. a really good question. One that I, myself, can't really answer. BUT, I can tell you more about me.

First off, I come from a land down under, where kangaroos fight each other and pigs can get drunk. Also spiders. Too many of them. We've got snakes in the toilet, too. You literally need to check for snakes in toilets. That's how bad it is there. I moved to America to kickstart my high school years, and that's where I met Jinx, being bullied. I told them to back off, and back off they did. I helped them up, and then our friendship began. We both were into comic books, Marvel books especially. Spider Man, The Avengers, you name it.

Well, one day, right, I was working on a spider for the Osborne spider habitat, when Jinx literally scared the shit out of me from behind. As they do. I asked them how they got in, and they gestured to the entrance, saying "The door's unlocked, fucking idiot." Facepalming, I said, "You never fail to amaze me. You should literally be a criminal with how well you can get into most restricted areas. Plus, YOU NEED A LEVEL 7 PASS TO GET UP HERE. HOW THE HELL?" Jinx rolled their eyes and pulled out a card. "You stole one."

"Nono, I BORROWED it. There's a difference." I sigh, before taking the card off them. "Whatever. Just don't get near me." Jinx proceeded to do the literal opposite of what I told them to do and went towards the spider. "You're working on spiders?" I nodded. "It's for the local school's field trip tomorrow. They needed a spider habitat." Jinx looked back at the habitat, then back at me, saying "Why do you have syringes?" I gestured to the other spider in another habitat. "That's a personal experiment. I'm trying to figure out how to turn webs into a bulletproof material. Don't let it bite you, there's a 50% chance you die."

Jinx looked at the spider, back at me, then back at the spider. "You're gonna let it bite it are you." They nodded, the spider latching onto their arm. It clamped down onto Jinx, and they collapsed. I ran to them, and then they started... glitching. "The fuck?" I mutter, watching the chair they collapsed onto glitch. I took some of the dead spider's DNA and made a small neck harness to keep the glitch from spreading. They woke up and screamed. "TYLER FUCKING JONES, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!" I threw the harness to them. "PUT IT ON." They did so, and they stopped glitching. I sat onto a normal chair. "Fucking dumbass, what did I tell you about not letting random ass spiders with weird substances in them bi-" I realised something. If they survived then.. did they have superpowers? I grabbed one of my Spider-Man comics. "Jinx. You might actually have superpowers." Jinx looked at themselves. "So what, am I literally Spider-Man?" I nodded. "Stay here for the night. Tomorrow, we begin training."

### Chapter 2: Training

Surprisingly, the next day came quick. Jinx was already up, swinging from the ceiling. "Wakey wakey sleeepyhead!" I groaned, blinking. "Jinx, it's... OH GOD IT'S 9AM" Jinx nods. "HIDE IN THE CLOSET, I'VE GOTTA SET UP FOR THE SPIDER EXHIBIT." I jumped up, getting dressed in my uniform, before grabbing the habitat with the spider inside.

"Good morning, lil guy." I said, giving him some dead bugs to eat. Once he was eating, I carefully took it down to where the exhibit was, coaxing it in. "There we go." One of my colleagues, Sam, nodded. "TJ, did you get enough sleep last night?" I must've forgotten to comb my hair. "Yeah, I did. I just forgot to comb my hair." Sam smiled. "Well, take some more time getting ready, dumbass. I know you love working here, but it's not like you HAVE to be here on the dot." I laughed. "Yeah, but you know, I just," I began. "I don't know." Sam patted my shoulder. "It's all good. Really. Why don't you head back up? I'll come talk to you later." I nodded. "Thanks, Sam." I made it to the elevator, and made it back. "Well. That went well." Jinx exited out of the closet.

"Anyways. Training?" I nodded, grabbing one of my comics. "So let's see. Spider-Man has.. web slinging powers, spider sense and ability to lift cars and buildings. Let's test these out, starting with the sense." I threw a rock at Jinx. They caught it, and it began to glitch. "Woah. You can basically delete things." The rock then disappeared from existence. "That's cool. Next, web slinging. You should be able to shoot it from your wrists. If not, I can make web shooters."

Jinx tried to shoot webs out of their wrists, but to no avail, as nothing came out. "On it." I began to make web shooters, modifying them, adjusting them, painting them. "Here we are." Jinx put them on and tried again, grabbing a can with the webs. "Sweet, we've got that. Now for the strength test." We went outside for this. Sure enough, Jinx was able to lift a whole dumpster full of junk and trash. My jaw drops. "Holy shit." Jinx puts it down. "Now I need a cool suit. Make me one." I nod. "I'll get to work. I've gotta meet up with Sam in an hour. But I can make your suit in half an hour. I'll be back." I head back into my lab, getting to work. I took more of the DNA from the spider from yesterday, and made a suit with pads and a spider emblem. I give it to Jinx. "Be quick with putting it on, since you need to take off the harness." They just put on the helmet, then took off the harness. "That works. Here's the suit." I gave them the suit. "I'll see you later." I walk off, headed to the meeting spot.

### Chapter 3: The Bigger They Are

I make it to an abandoned floor of Oscorp, and see Sam. "Oh, Sam! So, why'd you want to meet?" She turned around. "I wanted to talk about our experimental AI, ALEX. You see, he's ready to test." Sam reaches out a visor for me to take. I take it and put it on. A figure only visible to me started to form. "Hello, Master TJ! I am ALEX, Oscorp's Artificial Intelligence Assistant! Is there anything you wish for me to do?" I smile.

"This is cool!" Sam laughs. "Just two geniuses working together, you know how it is." I take it off. "That's so fucking cool! Imagine what we could do with this! We could help the police find crooks! We can help emergency services! We can-" She puts a hand on my shoulder. "We can do so much more." I nod. A.L.E.X alone can just take majority of factory jobs, keeping humans out of danger, and keeping the economy stable. I smile. "This is gonna be so cool! Saving people, increasing the life expectancy.." Sam nods. "Well then, why don't you get back home. I'll see you tomorrow." I nod. "Seeya!"

I head off, making it through the busy streets of Manhattan. I cut through an alleyway to get home quicker, but then I spot something. A mask. It seems to be a person wearing it. "Hi?" I call out to it. It walks towards me. "...Where... Is Spider-Man..?" I look confused. Whoever this person was, they wanted to know where Spider Man was. "You're hunting a fictional character?" I lie, stepping back.

The figure reveals itself in the light, it's a woman wearing a rabbit costume with a mask on. She's twitching, an odd purple aura surrounding her. "...And you are..?" The figure walked closer. "Who I am is none of your business. Just tell me." The figure grabbed onto me and threw me to the floor. I felt the wind fly out of me. The figure picked me up and slammed me to a wall. "WHERE IS SPIDER-MAN?!" I kick her gut, causing her to drop me. "For the LAST TIME, you're looking for A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! A FICTIONAL. CHARACTER." The figure slashed me in the face with it's claws. I fall to the floor, groaning. "I know you're harbouring it. Don't. Lie." I look up at her. "LADY, WHY THE ***FUCK*** WOULD I, A NORMAL 20 YEAR OLD MAN, HARBOUR A FUCKING SUPERHERO?" The slashes only hit my neck. I can easily hide it with a scarf.

The figure looked at me, again, before turning away. "I'll find a way to prove that you're in cahoots with Spider-Man. Fear me. The Mad Hare!" She disappears. I cough. "Fuck... that's gonna be a big hospital bill." I get up, and limp back to my home. 34 missed calls from Jinx. One missed message. I check it. "TJ PICK UP FOR FUCK'S SAKE I HEARD SOMETHING NEAR YOUR ALLEYWAY" I reply "Yeah, something attacked me. I'm fine, though this is gonna be a huge hospital bill." I head into bed and fall asleep. Today was busy.

### Chapter 4: The Harder They Fall

I had a mostly dreamless sleep last night. However, something about that figure stood out to me. The way she acted, the way she sounded, the way she stared at me... and they were asking about Jinx. Did she work at Oscorp..? I woke up, checking my phone. Another message from Jinx. It read: "YOU FUCKING WHAT" I sighed and replied: "It's fine. I'll fix it up." I got up, got dressed, and had breakfast. I lived in an apartment near Time's Square, where the Oscorp Tower and Stark Industries could be seen. Drinking coffee, I got a call from Jinx. I answered. Before I could even say "Hello?", they said "OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE!" I sighed. "Yes, Jinx, I'm alive. If I wasn't, I wouldn't've responded to your text last night." They sighed. "Whatever. I'm just glad you're okay. Look, if you need me, just text me." Jinx hung up. I called an Uber and drove off.

Making it into Oscorp, I could hear what seemed to be a droning sound. "Where's that sound coming from?" I ask one of my colleagues. "Sixth floor. Sounds like it's coming from Sam's workshop." I said thanks and headed into the elevator. What the hell was going on in there? I make it into her workshop. Sam's staring at something. "Sam? Are you-" I notice what she's staring at. Some sort of... device? It had spirals in it's eyes, so it must've hypnotised her. I look away from the device, and look at Sam. She's staring ahead, unresponsive. Her eyes are blank, unmoving. I turn off the device and she blinks a few times. "What the.. my head..."

I look over. "You good?" She nods. "Yeah. I am." I feel a little uncertain. "You sure?" Sam looked over. "Trust me, I can look after myself. Prove me wrong, I dare you." I step back. "Okay, okay, jeez. What was that?" She shrugged. "I dunno. I just saw it on my workbench after you left last night. Everything went all fuzzy, and I woke up back in my house." I nod slowly. "Well, get rid of it. Please." Sam nodded and put it away.

I sighed. "Sometimes attacked me last night. I got it to fuck off, but this hospital bill's gonna suck." Sam sighed. "I'll pay for it. Don't worry." I looked up. "You don't have to, you know?" Sam shook her head. "It's fine. I've got it. You head home. I've assigned you a date." I stare at Sam. "A date???? The fuck?" "You've been lonely for a while. She's nice. Mexican." I'm just flabbergasted, hornswaggled even. Why would my owe colleague give me a date??

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