Germnoobking

the bacteria boy himself

Germnoobking is a veteran and SMW senator, bureaucrat, and admin. He is also head scientist for the Ministry of Medicine of Octadria. Similar to other admins such as SANTACLAWS and PoseidonHeir, Germ's tolerance of vandals, non-surreal spam, and overly-ambitious officers is heavily lacking.

## History

A relatively old user (joined on February 2nd, 2019) Germnoobking joined the wiki just weeks prior to the Squiddy Pepe Wars and the attack of Paranormal Virus. Germ's S.O.S call to the admins alerting them of Paranormal led to his promotion to Officer. Germ largely played a support role during the war by alerting other admins of any vandal attacks. During the 2nd war of the Squiddy Pepe Wars, he and fellow user GammaRaul launched a raid on Squiddy's alt, spamming his message wall with lobsters to decrease morale. After realizing that the lobsters were ineffective, GammaRaul decided to instead put spam text that had the ability to completely break pages. Unfortunately, this plan backfired, as Squiddy Pepe found out about the weapon and used it on the SMW instead. After many months of fighting, the war came to an end.

Upon fostering a friendship with fellow user GammaRaul (someone who had been with him on the front lines), Germ was made 2nd in command of the organization T.H.O.T.S. Germ was also made head scientist of the organization, specializing in vandal psychology. Science and research would ultimately become Germ's main role in the SWDF, as he would later join the Ministry of Medicine of Octadria.

During this time, a new wiki government was being built, a government that would put an end to vandals and non-surreal spam. Germ did not run for any positions at the time, but assisted in the defeat of the now corrupt admin JoeJoetheAnimator. This was around the time where I.R.O.N.I.C was disbanded and the SWDF was formed. There was a long period in which the wiki was free from any attacks, save for one minor vandal that was quickly dispatched. Many users, including Germ, took a break from the wiki, with there being little chance of any attacks.

Months later, Germ and other users returned during Battlestation's Renaissance Era. New characters and timelines were created, and ultimately the wiki flourished once more. Around this time, Germ was promoted to Council member and bureaucrat, making him one of the few lucky users who held the title. After a new wiki government was conceived, one that involved a senate and chancellor, the SMW high command came together to write the Surrealstituion, a constitution that the basic principles of the SMW government were founded from. Germ was invited to help write it, and later become a senator himself, his first political job on the wiki. Germ then decided to retire from T.H.O.T.S and joined the Ministry of Medicine of Octadria as head microbiologist and researcher (microbes and germs had always been of great interest to him). As head scientist, Germ helped document all fictional surreal diseases and their cures.

When users started posting non-canon pages again, the wiki government decided it was time to move all non-canon pages to a separate non-canon wiki. Germ suggested the name of the new wiki to be the "Surreal Memes Fanon Wiki". The name stuck, and the wiki was created. That is where he stands today, though more adventures are sure to start soon.