Pearlzooka

By Jelo.

## Appearance

A white bazooka with light cyan, peach, khaki and light pink stripes with a star on top of the stripes. It's rings and scope is jade, and its handles and its trigger is cyan. And it has a pearl near the side of the barrel.

## Abilities

It shoots Pearls.

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Boy: Live is boring. I want a servant.

Girl: I want it to be a magical girl.

Boy 2: I want it to be an alien!

Boy 3: And I want to shoot her. Everywhere.

*Well now you can!*

All kids: Wow! Really?

*Of course!*

*SU fans rejoice, coz' we presenting the Pearlzooka!*

*Using new Gem Homeworld tech combined with Earth tech, you can finally shoot Pearls EVERYWHERE with the power of space-time bending! That means infinite Pearls everywhere!*

*Yes that's right, infinite Pearls everywhere!*

*You can shoot at people!*

**/ shows a person getting hit by a Pearl /**

*Or things!*

**/ shows a vase getting hit by a** Pearl**, breaking it /**

*Or buildings!!*

**/ shows a building getting hit by a** Pearl**, demolishing it /**

*OR WHOLE PLAAAANNNNEEEETTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

**/ shows Pluto getting hit by a** Pearl**, blowing it up. A text saying "*Pluto isn't blown up. That was just a model of Pluto*." is shown on the bottom. /**

*Let's see what our peeps think about the Zookannon!*

***Pearl - Very salty (Steven Universe)***

P: I have no words. Wait, are they Homeworld Gems?

***Onion - Who is this kid anyway? (Steven Universe)***

\**Onion inhales to speak, only to knock the mic out of the narrator's hands and run away*\*

*Man, that kid is weird.*

***Crazy Dave - Friendly Neighbor, Rapper***

CD: Cool, does this shoot tacos? \*shoots a Pearl at a zombie\* Nope.

*But wait, there's more!*

*If you're an SU fan and you order before the next 15 days, you can get a free Cookie Cat!*

*So waddya waitin' fow? BUY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Just call the nummer 555-123454321!!!!!!!*

*OWDER IT NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

***\*not responsible if Homeworld Gems hollow out the earth. Oh wait, we are.***

## Trivia

* Pearl is a character from Steven Universe. She is a member of the Crystal Gems, a team devoted to defending humanity from monsters.
* It is the second Zooka to be sellable.
	+ It is sellable because in real life pearls are sellable.
	+ The first zooka to be sellable is the Zookannon.
* This is the most expensive Zooka, since pearls are expensive.

**Whizwhite's Creation**Carzooka • Oniocarzooka • Self-Launcher • Waterzooka • Whizzooka • O RLY Zooka • LOLzooka!
**Rodimus Creation**
Hoverboardzooka • Hovercarzooka • F-14zooka • Flamethrowerzooka • GIVE ME YOUR FACEzooka • Fusion Carzooka • Optimuszooka • JaAmZoOkA • Fireflightzooka • Angry Birdszooka • 1980zooka • Wrench Launcher • Cornzooka • Null Carzooka • Rodimuszooka

Onslaught, Onslaught and Onslaught
**Dihaha's Creation**
Pokezooka • Goth-a-Zooka • Mama-Zooka • Pizzazuka • Green-Solar Beamer • Daggezooka • Zookaranoid • Cute-A-Zooka • Garl-Ampire Zooka • PPAZ(Pen Pineapple Apple Zooka) • Papa-Zooka • Pokezooka Go

Dihamarket \* Gallery of Anything
**Jelo's Creation**
Bazookazooka • Yzallpz • Bucket Launcher • Zabooka • Bazookartillery • Zookannon • **Pearlzooka** • Garnetzooka • Zookamethyst • Reverzooka • Sneezooka

Zooka Safety and Aversion Kit • Jelo's Weapon Division
**MR Z BRAINZ' Creation**
Inkzooka • Squidzooka • Spelzooka • Soundzooka

**Strawby's Creation**
Skatezooka

**TheO0032's creation**
Zoo-zooka, Hillzooka
**SCSF's Creation**
Microphozooka
**Lost Zookas**
Gaskinzooka • Bookzooka