Barack Obama

**Barack Obama** is a famous politician, cake-making baker, and historical figure. From the ancient Obamids being re-surfaced only so long ago, to several accomplishments achieved during his time in the White House, Obama is quite the important character to the Shermniverse.

## Life

### Obama Care

Before Obama was elected and sworn-in, to the dismay of absolutely nobody, he promised Americans with an all-new shiny healthcare plan known as Obama Cares. He detailed that the days of hospitals charging you thousands for breaking a finger would be over, and with Obama Cares, the citizens of the United States would no longer have to worry about medical bills ever again. He went on to explain that hospitals would no longer charge a dime for anything, and that under the Obama Cares plan, families wouldn't have to lose loved ones to, quote, "the soulless bastards that are up top." Every medical institution would be expected to go under the effect of the new plan by the end of 2009, or else their headquarters would be bombed to oblivion. When Obama's staff were making the trash-heap of Obama Cares-themed merchandise, they misheard what he said, so they labeled everything "Obama Care" instead. The president-in-the-making left his smoke-machine filled stage to roaring applause, as his competitor was left in the dust. When walking to his golden limousine, a member of White House staff questioned if he simply made everything up to appease the curious voters. Obama stopped walking, and simply stood still. He then turned to face the staff-member with a mean glare, before unloading his apple-kebab-water gun, and shooting the man dead. He blew the non-existent smoke from his weapon and told his bodyguards "now, nobody ever imply that I would ever let down the American people." He proceeded to get inside the limo, as it drove off, crowd-members still raving on in the distance.

Fast forward to a year later, with Obama winning the election by a land-slide - literally. A landslide completely decimated all the votes for the other candidate, and nobody felt like waiting for people to vote again, so they declared Obama as the winner right then, and there. Back to the topic, it has been awhile since he became president so... whatever happened to Obama Care? Did Barack live his dream, or was this up-and-coming president being a bit overly ambitious? Well in the end... IT WAS A RESOUNDING SUCCESS! Obama's bare-hands tore incredibly-wealthy monsters from limb-to-limb, as the burden of paying for human life was eliminated for millions of Americans. The man was congratulated at every corner, he became TIMES' person of the year for the rest of his presidency, until being replaced by Trump for the 'Presidential Rule.' Nothing ever went wrong with Obama Care, so Americans were devastated when Trump came, and tore it to shreds. Nonetheless, this brief period is considered the "lime-light of the USA," and everyone feels deep remorse to those who were unable to experience it.

### The Discovery of the Obamids

In November 2019, the world was shook by one of the most prolific discoveries in the history of mankind, and it would never remain the same. It was just a relatively normal day in Egypt until the ground started to quake furiously. Nobody knew what was going on, but their confusion would be cut short, as the ground started to collapse in of itself. As this was happening, multiple strange objects began to pierce through the earth, they appeared to have pointed tips. People were confused, people were scared, nobody could make sense of what was going on. As they continued to furiously shake, the true forms of these mysterious figures revealed themselves… it’s… they’re… the Obamids? Yes, it was true. These strange monuments splintered through the planet's surface, and planted themselves here for all to see. They're lovely looking, and they act quite nice as decorative pieces... but where did they come from...?

Researches were puzzled. Somehow less concerned about the Obama-theming, and more-so the origins of these strange structures. And boy, you could only imagine the reaction of the once-president once he saw this. "Uh, I didn't know what to feel," says Barack Obama, "I was like 'Wow I can't believe that such beautiful landmarks would sprout up in my honor.' But also, like, uh, what the fuck?" As you can seen, even the namesake of these special objects was confused by their existence. It wasn't long until then-president of the U.S.A, Donald J. Trump, found out about the news, and was honestly pretty shaken by it. "So, eh, why did they make these things after him?" exclaims Donald. "It's just that, I'm just so perfect, you know? I uh... \*looks to his left\* uh, I'm, probably one of the best presidents in the history of the country, even the best leader of in the entire world I'd say. So the fact they'd make these, uh, y'know, these buildings with the face one of the worst presidents we've, eh, ever had, i-i-it's just despicable honestly." Not so long later, Trump had made an announcement on national-television, that he would plant to destroy the Obamids, and convert the empty space into an Oil Rig-Arcade combo. This plan of Trump's was cancelled a mere three hours after it was first announced, as he received reports that U.S. officials that entered within a 1-mile radius of the Obamids would spontaneously combust.

While all of their mysteries may remain unsolved, the people of Shermniverse Earth have grown to accept the Obamids, and enjoy their company. Hopefully they will keep Obama's legacy long after he's gone.

## Obama's Bodacious Bakery

When Obama was first sworn into office, one of the very first things he decided he wanted to do was start his own bakery. He was always a fan of delicious treats themed after everybody’s favorite presidents, do opening up a bakery was a natural choice. After using the words he found scribbled on a pigeon outside, Obama decided that “Obama’s Bodacious Bakery” or O.B.B for short, would be the perfect name. Now, the next step the new president had to do was find where to set up shop. He figured Semi-New York City would be the perfect place since it’s always bustling with activity. After sacrificing one of his family members in order to secure a spot, Obama turned an abandoned massage parlor into the sweet-shack of his dreams. One of the most important parts of running a bakery would for sure be the food - fortunately, Obama had already planned for this occasion years back. He already dreamed up many different Obama-themed food-items to sell, when was supposed to be doing school work. These included Obama’s Ball-Buster Brownies, Chocolate Cupcakes with a Red, White, and Blue Swirl, and, the most famous of them all the Obama’s Change-Believer Cake Triple Deluxe, colloquially known as just the Obama Cake. Obama Cakes were such a success, in fact, they alone boosted the bakery’s profits by 35%, according to 2 homeless men down the street. The financial success of the bakery allowed Obama to afford all sorts of new renovations for it, including jukebox that also functioned as a stove. Even if Donald came to crash Obama's namesakes down, the extravagantly exquisite Obama Cakes continue to make the big bucks, so you can easily purchase them even to this day. Unfortunately, the bakery itself was later renovated into Trump’s Steak and Shake diner in 2016. It may not be around no more, but Obama's Bodacious Bakery shall live on in our hearts forever.

## Gallery

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## Notes & Trivia

* Obama had to hire Mr. Beast to help him out with O.B.B, as the demand for Obama Cakes was growing outrageous. Mr. Beast planned to film a special video at the location, but Karl's testicles were ripped off in a freak accident with a blender, so the video had to be scrapped.
* Whenever questioned about his favorite sweet, Obama will answer with Chupa Chups lollipops. “I just think they taste so good,” says the former President. “I don't understand why some people find it so funny though."
* Once, Barack was going to head to bed, until he noticed that a spider and a frog somehow got onto his pillows. He had a good chuckle at it, shortly before throwing the two animals through the window.