CPU Kerfuffle 7

## Fighters

* Clifford: R.O.B., 7th place
* Gordo's Revenge: King Dedede, 7th place
* Elijah Wood: Shulk, 5th place
* Powerfrog: Greninja, 5th place
* Fly Bi: Falco, 4th place
* Roy Fire Emblem: Bowser Jr./Roy, 3rd place
* The Guy: Samus/Dark Samus, 2nd place
* Taako (From TV): Link, 1st place
* ICEE: Banjo & Kazooie, Reigning Champion
* Crimson (Fighter): Pokemon Trainer, Unranked
* Angus McDonald: Young Link, Unranked
* Hamburger Helper: Ridley, Unranked

## Disclaimer

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**This article or section contains information that is out-of-date.**

* Please **do not** replace the old information with up to date information.
* This is so funny in retrospect

This tournament includes an immense amount of universe fuckery, including shifting, correction, fighters getting subbed in and swapped around, and general weirdness. With that out of the way, this Kerfuffle is dense, apologies if any information is a little messed up or slightly incorrect.

Disclaimers aside, buckle up, because this one is a wild ride.

## Matches

### **Exhibition**

Squid Jenny versus Rights Sentience on Smashville. No matter who wins this one, it's a victory for trans rights. Squid Jenny comes out the gates swinging, taking stock one with an up air stage spike, but gets her stock taken by a Rights Sentience up smash. Squid Jenny returns the favor with a lethal up smash of her own, but Rights Sentience evens the stocks with a neutral air. Squid Jenny is able to win the exhibition with a forward smash to take Rights Sentience out.

Winner: **Squid Jenny**

### **Round 1**

#### **Fly Bi vs. Roy Fire Emblem**

Game one goes to Norfair, a terrible stage for Fly Bi. Roy is able to take stock one with a ledge trap, but Fly Bi lands an up smash to even it out. Fly Bi almost takes a lead, but saves Roy with an up b. Roy is able to take another stock with forward air, and takes the game with an exploding up b stage spike.

Game two goes to Fly Bi's home turf, Lylat. Fly Bi is really putting the bi in combination, taking stock one with a juggle into an up air. Fly Bi keeps the plays coming, gimping Roy with a forward air before dropping to Roy's own forward air. Fly Bi is absolutely bringing the style, winning the game by catching the helpless Roy and stage spiking with an up b.

Game three goes to Reset Bomb Forest. Roy takes stock one with a meaty forward air, but Fly Bi is too good at catch up and does a forward smash for a kill. Fly Bi is able to take a lead with a strong back air, before evening it up with a back air of his own. Fly Bi continues to use his amazing combo game to take the game with a down air into an up air.

Winner: **Fly Bi**

#### **Gordo's Revenge vs. Taako (From TV)**

Game one goes to Duck Hunt with Megalovania, with Taako gaining strength from the power of memes. Taako takes stock one with a rage boosted dash attack, before taking a Gordo to the face. Taako is able to gain a lead with a forward smash at ledge, racking up the damage until he takes another Gordo. Taako is able to take game one with a forward air.

Game two goes to Pokemon Stadium, with Taako playing out of his mind and getting an early stock lead on Gordo's Revenge. Taako keeps the pressure coming, taking another stock with a neutral air to widen his lead. With Taako at astronomical percents, Gordo's Revenge is able to take a stock, but it is too little far too late as even after a Taako SD, Gordo's Revenge loses the set.

Winner: **Taako (From TV)**

#### **The Guy vs. Clifford**

Game one goes to Delfino Plaza, starting with a lead from The Guy. The Guy is able to go up two stocks with a charged shot, with Clifford taking away the opportunity for a three stock. Continuing with the pressure, Clifford is able to even the stocks with an up air before getting knocked out by The Guy's up smash.

Game two goes to Mario Maker, in a very good layout for Clifford. The big red cyborg is able to prove this by taking stock one with a foot stool. The Guy retunrs the favor, by doing the same. Clifford is able to take a lead, landing a bury up smash, keeping the momentum up until he can take a stock with an up air to end the game.

Game three goes to Yggdrasil's Altar. Clifford takes stock one with an up air, only for the lead to be neutralized by The Guy. The Guy, after taking a long time to do anything, takes another stock with a back air. Clifford does the same soon enough. The game goes to time, with The Guy taking the win in Sudden Death.

Winner: **The Guy**

#### **Crimson vs. Powerfrog**

Game one goes to New Donk City, with an early Crimson SD. Crimson, luring Powerfrog off stage, lands a foot stool to take a stock. Powerfrog is able to take a stock and a lead with a back air, and closes the game with a parry to down smash.

The game goes to Lmuiose City where Crimson opens with a stock lead. Crimson keeps the pressure up, jabbing Powerfrog into the walk off blast zone as Squirtle. Crimson ruins its ability to three stock by SDing. Crimson, seeming to intimidate Powerfrog, takes the win as Powerfrog miscalculates a recovery mid transition.

Game three goes to Kalos League. Crimson is the first to take a stock, after crawling out of a triple digit percent deficit, and continues to build damage until Powerfrog lands a hit to take out Crimson as Squirtle. After switching to its favorite form, Charizard, Crimson takes another stock off of Powerfrog. The two duke it out until Crimson Flare Blitzes Powerfrog into Loser's bracket.

Winner: **Crimson**

### **Losers Round 1**

#### **Roy Fire Emblem vs. Gordo's Revenge**

Game one goes to Yoshi's Story. Roy takes stock one with a gimp, and keeps the momentum going by just doing it again and smacking him with another forward air for good measure. Gordo's Revenge is able to take a stock with an inhaled Gordo. With what appears to be a reverse edge guard, Roy takes the game with a neutral air.

Game two goes to Dream Land, with Gordo's Revenge taking the home field advantage. Gordo's Revenge takes the first stock with a neutral air off stage, recovering with the exploding ship. Gordo's is able to lure Roy off stage top gimp with another neutral air, but Roy is able to avoid the three stock with another ship explosion. Gordo's is able to take a third stock with a neutral air, and the set goes to game three.

Game three goes to Battlefield, with Gordo taking a stock with forward air early in the match. Roy is able to even it up with a bomb ship, but Gordo takes a lead with a dash attack. Roy evens it up with a down smash, and goes on the offensive to win the set with an up smash.

Winner: **Roy Fire Emblem**

#### **Clifford vs. Powerfrog**

Game one goes to the weird Spiral Mountain. Powerfrog takes a dominating lead, breaking out the green ninjitsu which is only good in a green sunny field. Clifford is able to even it out, with Powerfrog taking the next stock with a Shadow Sneak. Clifford evens it out with a down smash. Despite an intense match, the game goes to time, where Clifford takes game one.

Game two goes to Final Destination, somewhere Powerfrog can't use his secret technique. Powerfrog is able to take stock one with a two frame down smash, styling on a fuelless Clifford for good measure. Clifford is able to take a stock with a down air, but Powerfrog takes the lead with a down smash. Clifford evens it out with an up air, but Powerfrog nails a forward air to take it to game three.

Game three goes to Magicant with an early Clifford percent lead. Powerfrog tries to move to the bottom platform, but SDs. Powerfrog is able to counteract that with an up smash, keeping the advantage by just doing it again. Clifford is able to even it up with a neutral air, but gets taken out with down tilt to forward air.

Winner: **Powerfrog**

### **Round 2**

#### **Fly Bi vs. Taako (From TV) and Angus McDonald**

Game one goes to Fountain of Dreams, with an early stock lead from Taako. Fly Bi is able to take a stock with an up smash, and keeps the lead with an edge guard. Taako keeps it neutral with a bomb, but in the first bit of weirdness this tournament, Taako loses to his own bomb. With Taako down and a little sad, Angus McDonald tags in.

Game two goes to Pilotwings, with Fly Bi showing that he's willing to hit a child. Fly Bi takes stock one with an up air, but drops to an up smash swiftly after. Angus is able to keep the momentum with a neutral air kill. He keeps the pressure up, taking the game with an off stage neutral air to let Taako tag back in.

Game three goes to a favorite stage, Great Bay. Taako takes an early stock with a dash attack stage spike. Fly Bi uses his personal preferred stage jank with a forward air at the edge. Taako keeps it up with an up air kill, seeming very comfortable in Great Bay. Fly Bi takes it to the last stock with a forward smash, but dies to a freezie stage spike.

Winner: **Taako (From TV) and Angus McDonald**

#### **The Guy vs. Crimson**

Here's where things get weird. Game one goes to Wuhu Island, a very red stage for a very red entity. Stock one goes to The Guy with a forward smash on the Squirtle. Crimson, after proving that it isn't all bad by dash dancing, takes a stock with an Ivysaur combo. The Guy is able to take out Crimson's Charizard with a charged shot, and keeps the pressure up to do it again.

Game two goes to Skyloft, with an early lead from Crimson after taking stock one. It seems like Crimson's plan is already in motion, even if it drops to a strong hit from The Guy. Crimson's Charizard is able to take another stock with a back air. Crimson is able to show restraint, landing a forward smash KO instead of going for the dangerous flare blitz.

Game three goes to Midgar, with The Guy coming out swinging with an early stock lead. After a long bout of neutral, where Crimson takes a lot of damage, the stock lead is neutralized. The Guy is able to take the lead back near instantly. The Guy is able to take the game with an up smash. Frankly, some weird things begin happening. The Pokemon leave Crimson, as it controls the suit to split Elijah Wood from The Guy. Crimson infects the suit, taking the victory through Universe Shifting.

Winner: **The Guy**

### **Losers Round 2**

#### **Fly Bi vs. Powerfrog**

Game one goes to WarioWare, a lighthearted break from the weird things that went on last match. Fly Bi opens with a spike to take the lead. Powerfrog lands an up smash, but drops to an attack from Fly Bi for a lead from the bisexual bird. Fly Bi is able to keep a cool head, landing a double freezie to kill Powerfrog off the top.

Game two goes to Umbra Clock tower, with an early foot stool from both fighters to even the game to two stocks. The fighters both keep the game incredibly even, Powerfrog barely getting the kill before Fly Bi evens it back up. Powerfrog takes the match with a stage spike off of a back air.

Game three goes to town and city, where Fly Bi builds an incredible amount of percent right off the bat. Fly Bi takes the first stock, and keeping the pressure on to dominate Powerfrog by taking a second stock. Power Frog is able to take a stock with a shadow sneak, and evens the game up with a foot stool. However, Powerfrog is too damaged to keep holding onto that stock, dropping to an up air.

Winner: **Fly Bi**

#### **Elijah Wood vs. Roy Fire Emblem**

Elijah Wood confirms that he never entered the tournament, with Crimson signing him up. Game one goes to Castle Siege. Elijah Wood takes stock one with an off stage forward air. Elijah Wood seems to be extremely proficient in the Monado, taking another stock with a smash art forward air followed by a zero-to-death to three stock Roy from Fire Emblem. With a raid from Joy, coinciding with a three stock, Elijah Wood shifts the universe from the Japes Universe to the corrected universe, causing his opponent to change to the actual Roy from hit game Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade. Mario from Super Mario becomes Mario Mario of the Mario Bros. Banjo-Kazooie is unaccounted for.

Even with the weirdness that permeates the tournament, the game must go on. Game two goes to Frigate Orpheon where Jay brags about never falling for a Red Wario's trick about being Mario, on an unrelated note there is another universe with a Mario that is a Red Wario that tricks Jay. Jokes aside, Roy takes stock one with a sweet spot forward smash, but gets taken out with a back slash. Roy seems to be juiced up from the universe conversion, landing a foot stool on Elijah Wood to take the lead. Elijah Wood fires back with a gimp, but inevitably drops to a reverse edge guard.

Game three goes to Yoshi's Island, where the fighters quickly trade stocks. Elijah Wood takes the next stock with an up smash, but loses it quickly to Roy. Roy is able to win, landing a hard hitting forward air to take the set.

Winner: **Roy Fire Emblem**

### **Taako (From TV) vs. The Guy and Angus McDonald**

Game one goes to Gamer. The Guy takes stock one, using the Crimson fueled power to land a down smash. Taako is able to fire back with an up smash, keeping the pressure on until he lands a killer forward air. Taako is able to take game one with a spin attack.

Crimson, while possessing The Guy, takes control of Angus McDonald to force him to fight Taako on Jungle Japes. With the revelation that Crimson is a hivemind, possessing fighters to spread, the match becomes increasingly tense. Taako proves that he is willing to hurt Angus, something Crimson wasn't taking into consideration, and takes the first stock with a bomb. Angus is able to fire back with an up smash. Angus keeps it up, landing another up smash KO, only to go down to Takko's up smash. The game goes to time, with a Taako win in Sudden Death.

Winner: **Taako (From TV)**

### **Roy Fire Emblem vs. Fly Bi**

Game one goes to Pokemon Stadium. Fly Bi takes an early lead with down smash but loses it to Roy very quickly. Roy takes the next stock with a neutral b to keep his momentum. Fly Bi cannot keep up, and drops to Roy's new sword based forward smash.

Game two goes to Pirate Ship, with a lot of defense from Fly Bi. Roy takes stock one with a forward smash, which Fly Bi is able to take back with a down smash. With his ridiculous damage output, Roy is able to kill with an up air. Roy is able to take the set with an up b after racking up the percent.

Winner: **Roy Fire Emblem**

### **The Guy vs. Roy Fire Emblem**

Game one goes to Pictochat, with an early gimp from The Guy. Roy is able to fire back with a neutral air, but soon gets taken out by a spike. Roy takes it down to the last stock with a neutral b, but drops the game to The Guy's up tilt.

The Guy uses the Crimson's universe shifting powers to make Roy swap back to Bowser Jr. The fighters go to Halberd where the guy takes the first stock with an up smash. Roy evens it back up with another up smash, taking another stock with it for the lead. The Guy evens it up with an up tilt, and keeps pushing his momentum with a spike to win the set.

Winner: **The Guy**

### **Grand Finals**

The Guy comes in for a run back, no Angus to help him this time. Game one goes to Mementos, where Taako reminds The Guy that he knows what his tricks, Crimson or not. Taako is able to take the lead, taking stock one with an up b. The Guy is able to even it out with a forward smash, and take the lead with a back air. Taako is able to even it up with an up air, and turns up the heat to take the game with a fully charged down smash.

Crimson, in desperation, calls for its strongest champion. From the rafters, Hamburger Helper descends. The game goes to Brinstar, with Taako taking an early lead. Hamburger Helper neutralizes the game with a forward smash, but Taako is going absolutely ballistic, taking a lead easily. Hamburger Helper, wishing to be called the Hamburger Master, SDs and cements himself as anything but a master.

Winner: **Taako (From TV)**

### **Championship Match**

The two fighters to knock Hamburger Helper out of a bracket square off on Summit Battlefield. Taako goes on the offensive, with ICEE seeming too chill to do anything to stop Taako's early back air to take a lead. ICEE is able to use the bird to take a stock with a forward smash, only to drop his lead to Taako's up smash. ICEE is able to even it up with a forward smash, but cannot keep the title due to a Taako neutral air.

Champion: **Taako (From TV)**