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Plank's Spell Lists

Plank is a fighter who takes the Eldritch Knight subclass at level three. Eldritch Knights have access to abjuration and evocation wizard spells. He is also a Tiefling, which gives him access to further spells.

## Tiefling Magic

* Level 1: Thaumaturgy (Cantrip)
* Level 3: Hellish Rebuke, 2nd level, once per long rest
* Level 5: Darkness, once per long rest

## Third Level

At third level, in addition to his tiefling magic, Plank knows two cantrips and three spells. He has two first level spell slots.

Plank's spells include:

* Mage Hand (Cantrip)
* Produce Flame (Cantrip) [Note this is a spell from the School of Conjuration]
* Magic Missile (1st level)
* Shield (1st level)

* Sleep (1st level) [Note this is a spell from the School of Enchantment]

## Fourth Level

At fourth level, in addition to his tiefling magic, Plank knows two cantrips and four spells. He has three first level spell slots.

* Mage Hand (Cantrip)
* Produce Flame (Cantrip) [Note this is a spell from the School of Conjuration]
* Magic Missile (1st level)
* Shield (1st level)
* Sleep (1st level) [Note this is a spell from the School of Enchantment]
* [One unknown spell]
Scabnuts

## History

Nothing is known of Scabnuts's history prior to his meeting with the player characters. At this time, he is a bushranger working for Methface. He accompanies Methface to the edge of the Chesty Flats in order to direct the party to assist the missing sleepingbaggers.

## Episodes

### Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1

Methface calls Pusbum to join him in the clearing as he is talking to Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. He asks whether the group want to know why he is called Scabnuts. When Gadai and Plank say yes, Scabnuts slowly removes a peanut from his pocket and eats it, then takes down his pants to show them the scabs on his scrotum.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
Leather Armour, +1 AC

Leather Armour, +1 AC is a Rare magical item which gives +1 AC over regular leather armour.

Leather Armour is light armour, which can automatically be worn by any class except Monk, Sorcerer or Wizard (and can be worn by these classes if they take the appropriate feat). It usually gives an AC of 11+Dex modifier. However, this Leather Armour +1 would give an AC of 12+Dex modifier.

A set is available at the armour and weapons store in Hogan's Knife in the Bogan Wilds. During the dropbear attack following the Lotto-Worthington wedding, it is taken while the shopkeeper is magically asleep.
Potion of Stone Giant Strength

Potion of Stone Giant Strength is a Rare magical item (potion) which, when ingested, gives the drinker a Strength score of 23 for one hour.

A Cap of Breathing is given to the party by Ken Oath of Bewdy Hill, and later carried by Gadai.

## Appearances

* 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2 Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2 (mentioned)
Farmer Crowley

*An old, stern, grey-haired farmer comes out wheeling a red crate with a silver star painted on the side.*

## History

Little is known of Farmer Crowley's history before he crossed paths with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. At some point, he came to be the handler for, and possibly owner of, Baby Piggy Brayden, and was able to curtail Brayden's talking by saying "that'll do, pig". It is unknown whether he was the one to discover or train this into Brayden, or whether it came from elsewhere.

## Characteristics

Farmer Crowley is an older human man with grey hair who dresses appropriately for farming. He is terse and rarely speaks, other than to quiet Baby Piggy Brayden.

## Episodes

### Episode 1: Title

Farmer Crowley wheels out the crate containing Baby Piggy Brayden for Gadai, McKenzie, Plank and Wenzo to meet. As Brayden becomes too crude, Crowley quiets him by saying "That'll do, Pig" on multiple occasions.

Overnight, Farmer Crowley takes the spare bunk in the Pie Wagon as the group travels towards Dunbummin. However, he is bitten by a spider and dies in his sleep from the spider venom.

After his death, the group digs a grave for his body, and Gadai ensures that he is properly buried and given something approaching a send-off.
Crettins

Crettins are a rare creature inhabiting Fantasy Australia. They are of giant stock, with two heads, one of which is always awake and the other of which is always asleep. They therefore make very good guards or bodyguards.

## Appearances

* Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2

## External Links

* Ettins on D&D Beyond, the creatures on which Crettins are based
Grizzard the Wizard 43

Grizzard the Wizard 43 is a gnome shopkeeper who has a magical items store in Hogan's Knife. He states that his name is Grizzard the Wizard 43 because 42 other people had thought of that name first, indicating that he previously had a different name before changing it.
He refers to a Mrs Grizzard, whom he says will be very interested in the Griffon Grease he has traded.

His store was the source of the Smart Arse (Cap) and the Sober Goggles.

He was the first character in the podcast to represent the classic "wizard" voice.

## Episodes

### Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1

Grizzard the Wizard 43 greets McKenzie as she enters the magical items store and outlines the prices of several items to her.

### Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2

Grizzard the Wizard 43 was initially unaware of the dropbear attack by the Kidman Family. Although unwilling to simply give the Smart Arse (Cap) to McKenzie, even for the good of the town, he agrees to trade it for a jar of Griffon Grease. He objects when McKenzie also steals the Sober Goggles as she is leaving the store, but does not attempt to physically or magically challenge her.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
Edgerton Family

The Egerton Family are one of the royal families of Fantasy Australia. They are dwarves. They are settled in Taterton in Western Fantasy Australia, controlling the area from Mt Clare in the north down to Hamrock.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2

## Trivia

* The Edgerton family is named for award-winning Australian actor and filmmaker Joel Edgerton, whose credits include Owen Lars in the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.
Boner Bill

*And it's dark, and it's weird, there's red light and there's a pair of iron gates leading in. And there's a skeleton hooked onto the gate, just sort of leaning there as you approach.*
*- Luke, Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1!*

## History

At some time, "Boner" Bill entered The Clungeon. He was made so sexually aroused that he did not just tear off his clothes, but also tore off his skin and flesh, leaving him just a skeleton. He was made a guardian or guide to the outermost circle of The Clungeon; he states it was because people were impressed with him, but it may also be that he no longer has genitals.

## Characteristics

Boner Bill is a cheerful, friendly and horny individual. He forgives Plank for punching him in the face when startled and is happy to give Gadai and Plank information about the Clungeon.

## Episodes

### Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1!

Boner Bill is draped, inactive, over an iron gate at the entrance to the Clungeon. As Gadai and Plank approach, he wakes up and moves, and is punched by a startled Plank. Easily forgiving Plank, he says who he is and explains how he came to be a skeleton, and welcomes them to The Clungeon.

## Appearances

* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1!
* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2!
Pie Wagon

The Pie Wagon is a cart taken by Wenzo, Gadai, McKenzie and Plank from the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine. It becomes their mobile base of operations for some time.

Gadai has a hammock strung in the corner. McKenzie has a top bunk, around which she hangs curtains so that she can have some privacy, and Plank has the bunk beneath hers. On the other side, Wenzo has the top bunk, leaving the bottom bunk empty most of the time.

## Appearances

* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3
* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1
* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2
* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
Lotto-Worthington Wedding Vows

The Lotto-Worthington wedding vows are the vows spoken by Nathan "Nuggo" Worthington and Kayleigh Lotto on the occasion of their wedding, in Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1. Like many bogan wedding vows, they are done in the form of poetry, but in the manner of Fantasy Australia they are considerably dirtier than average.

## Nuggo's Vows

Where's love from? Not from the heart

My love for you is like a fart.

It keeps me warm, it makes me laugh,

It summons bubbles in the bath.

Under the covers, mouth agape,

Love holds your head down, no escape.

Romantically I vent my arse

And reminisce of dinners past.
A bit of me goes into you,

Wafting in your nostrils two

And with such bonding I do vow

To always give your field a plough,

To share me beer, to share me cigs,

To fill you with a hundred kids.

And when I'm bloated on the couch,

An old, distended, fuck-faced grouch,

Who cannot summon an erection,

I'll send a fart in your direction.

## Kayleigh's Vows

Nuggo hun, you're my wet dream.

Call it lack of self-esteem

Short-sightedness or lack of nouse

But fair digs, Nugs, I think you're grouse.

I love it when you show your bum

Or flip a finger at me mum

Or fight some dickhead, mock his taste

And smash a bottle in his face.

And even when you're forced to cheat

You keep your girlfriends so discreet.

You're sweet and thoughtful, even when

You're knuckle-deep in my best friend.

I cannot wait to be your bride,

The faithful trophy at your side.

To love, to honour and obey

And drink my weight in chardonnay.

But even when I'm old and doughy,

I'll still give you heaps of blowies.
Stevie

Stevie is a resident of Bewdy Hill. He is an ugly child (requiring a DC12 Con saving throw to not throw up at the sight of him) whose mother has ordered him to lie face-down on the ground if his appearance is likely to upset or startle people. At the sight of the player characters he lies face-down; Gadai and McKenzie  are unable to hide how ugly they find him, but Plank  manages. Stevie's Mother then appears to order him home.

## Appearances

* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1!
Episode 15: Baby Piggy Brayden Part 2

Zach

*The Baby Piggy Brayden adventure concludes as the porcine celebrity's troubled tour continued. As the threats continue can our heroes keep Brayden alive? And whose side will they choose in the ultimate battle? It's Dungeons and Dragons set in Fantasy Australia, cobbers!*

## Characters

* Gadai
* McKenzie
* Plank
* Wenzo (mentioned)
* Baby Piggy Brayden
* Alf the Steward
* Queen of Spiders
* Bulletpoints

## Peoples

* Halflings
* High Elves
* Humans
* Tieflings
* Bulletpoints

## Trivia & Gaffes

* This week, the players are asked
	+ Gadai
	+ McKenzie
	+ Plank
* Bulletpoints
Hags

Hags are a very rare people in Fantasy Australia. In fact, it is not clear whether they are native to the material plane in Fantasy Australia, or whether as fey creatures they only exist in other dimensions.

Hamrock hags, or possibly rockham hags, are a particular type of hag. They are seen in the First Circle of the Clungeon.

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2
Spunky

Spunky is one of the gnomes that runs the Crackatinny Brewery in the Chesty Flats region of Western Fantasy Australia.

## History

At some time before meeting Gadai, McKenzie and Plank, he and the other gnomes established the brewery. Whether this was before or after they fell under the control of Grolsch the Beerholder is unclear.

## Characteristics

Spunky appears to be the leader of the group of gnomes at the brewery. He is cheery, confident and better than the others at talking to people or dealing with outsiders. He also keeps the others in line to some extent, for example stopping Stroppy from being excessively rude to Gadai, McKenzie and Plank.
When the manmus attack, he is struck with fear as with the others, but is able to answer questions about the integrity of the building.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Beerholders

Beerholders are a Medium aberration which may be unique to Fantasy Australia. It is not clear whether they are native to the material plane, or have travelled to it from a different plane.

Beerholders take the form of a large floating eyeball, bloodshot and jaundiced, with four prehensile tentacles each with an eye on the end. They have a large mouth and are sapient, capable of speech and planning. They smell strongly of stale alcohol, sometimes mixed with a fresher smell if they have access to a new supply.

Beerholders are attracted to areas with high concentrations of alcohol, such as cellars, breweries or pubs, as long as there are not large numbers of people or crowds. They will control or bully smaller groups into fetching or making them alcohol. They will boast about their own abilities to an excessive extent, and like to collect trinkets, prizes or other items.

## Abilities

Each tentacle of the beerholder has a different effect. It uses two rays on each of its turns.

* Confusion Ray - the target must succeed on a DC13 Wisdom saving throw or become Confused for one round. If Confused, the target cannot take reactions for one round, and on its next turn will attack the nearest creature.
* Paralysing Ray - the target must succeed on a DC13 Constitution saving throw or become Paralysed for one minute (ten rounds). If Paralysed, the target cannot move or speak, and cannot take actions or reactions.
* Leering Ray - the beerholder appears to undress the target with his eyes. It doesn't do anything mechanically, but it makes everyone uncomfortable.
* Wounding Ray - the target must take a DC13 Constitution saving throw, taking 3d10 Necrotic damage on a failed save, or half as much on a passed save.

## Appearances

* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2

## External Links

* Spectator on D&D Beyond, upon which the Beerholder appears to be based. Instead of a Fear Ray, however, it has the leering ray.
Mimics

Mimics are medium monstrosities (shapechangers) which exist in various parts of the fantasy world including Fantasy Australia. They are able to take on the appearance of ordinary objects and thus pass undetected, although they can be spotted with Truesight or similar effects.

## Appearances

* Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1
* Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2
Goliaths

Goliaths are a rare people in Fantasy Australia. Their royal family is the Hemsworth Family, and they are most nuerous around the Shitface Coast in the north-east.

They are capable of having children with humans to produce half-goliaths, at least in certain circumstances.

They appear in the fifth circle of The Clungeon, the BDSM pit.

## Known Individuals

* Jace Hemsworth
* Thorson Hemsworth

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2
* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
Shonky

Shonky is one of the gnomes that runs the Crackatinny Brewery in the Chesty Flats region of Western Fantasy Australia.

## History

At some time before meeting Gadai, McKenzie and Plank, he and the other gnomes established the brewery. Whether this was before or after they fell under the control of Grolsch the Beerholder is unclear.

## Characteristics

Shonky attempts to build and create things in the manner of an artificier, but is not particularly good at it. He remains enthusiastic about his creations. He is generally cheery, but frightened of the attacking manmus.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Sheriff Piggy Wolf

*Just as this is all heating up, a third gate opens in the Barneydome, and a very stern, determined-looking sheriff comes storming out of the gate.*

## History

Little is known of Sheriff Piggy Wolf's history prior to his encounter with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. At some point, he became the Sheriff of Nippenbiddy, and has four crettins working as part of his force.

## Characteristics

Sheriff Piggy Wolf portrays himself as being devoted to his job and the swift execution of justice, although in quickly presenting Channing Taters to mayor Bernie Dohne he seems overzealous and potentially corrupt in terms of not doing a full investigation.
As it is, Sheriff Piggy Wolf is one of the all-male council who runs the town of Nippenbiddy and encourages and continues the illicit baby fights in order to increase revenue. This makes clear his true, corrupt, character.

## Episodes

### Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1

Sheriff Piggy Wolf, along with four crettin guards, interrupts a fight at The Barneydome in order to arrest Channing Taters for the murder and eating of three babies who disappeared the previous night. He takes Channing to mayor Bernie Dohne, who declares that as a weredingledonger Channing must be guilty and moves to execute him.
When McKenzie points out the lack of sufficient investigation, and then ambassador Bootie McScoots states that there are political implications to accusing Channing Taters and that a thorough and unimpeachable investigation is a minimum requirement, Sheriff Piggy Wolf neither significantly defends himself nor offers to be involved. He makes it clear that he considers this an open-and-shut case, and essentially acts as prosection againt Channing Taters.

### Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2

Sheriff Piggy Wolf is mentioned as being one of the council of men who run Nippenbiddy and continue the practice of baby fighting.

## Appearances

* Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2 (mentioned)

## Quotes

* "Stop! Stop everything! Everybody put your weapons down, we have a problem." - Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* "I think you've done enough already, dickhead. You are accused of eating three babies last night." - Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* "As far as I can see, this is a clear-cut case. You came in, complete strangers, the babies go missing, you're a dingledonger. You ate those babies, admit it." - Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1

## Trivia

* His name is almost certainly taken from the fairy tale of Three Little Pigs, who are pursued by a wolf.
Bungstunger

*So this is a bug-like, blood-hungry creature from another dimension. He's got lots of arms, he's like an insect, he's got an exoskeleton. He's from another plane he's got a trident, and he's like "...g'day."*
*- Luke, Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper*

## History

Little is known of Bungstunger's history.  He is a Mozzieloth, a fiend from one of the lower planes. At some point, he entered the material plane and ended up trapped in an Iron Flask. The nature of the Iron Flask means that he is forced to give one hour of service to its owner before he is able to act freely.

## Characteristics

Bungstunger is sadistic and arrogant, as well as angry at having been trapped inside the Iron Flask. He resents Plank as its new owner and has regularly promised that once his hour of forced service is up, he will take some form of violent revenge.

## Episodes

### Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper

The Iron Flask containing Bungstunger is found in the lair of Grolsch the Beerholder beneath the Crackatinny Brewery. After Grolsch's defeat, Plank asks the gnomes of the brewery for the flask and they agree on the condition that he not open it inside the brewery. Naturally, he immediately opens it, to reveal Bungstunger.
Bungstunger outlines that he will obey Plank for one hour and then will be able to act freely, including attacking Plank and his party. Plank and Gadai attempt to force Bungstunger back into the Iron Flask, before the barely-conscious McKenzie is finally able to do so.

## Appearances

* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
* Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2

## Quotes

* "At eight-thirty, we're gonna stop worrying about what you want, and we're gonna start thinking about what I want. And what I want might be a little bit different from what you want, cunt." - Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Dropbears

Dropbears are a beast native to Fantasy Australia. They have an appearance similar to koala bears but somewhat larger (size Medium).

They have sharp teeth and large upper canines. They can also attack using their claws. In addition, they are immune to bludgeoning damage, and can fall huge distances without taking damage at all although they will be stunned for one round.

They have only very light natural armour (AC 12 or lower), and very few hitpoints. They are quite slow-moving. While in the air, they have no control over their direction, so they or the people directing them must be able to see the target when releasing them to control where they land.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
Chunky Bloke Pie Mine

The Chunky Bloke Pie Mine is a piebug mine in Fantasy Western Australian, about a day's travel east of Buggaroo. Alf the Steward was formerly the pit boss there, and Wenzo used to work there in an administrative capacity.

## Appearances

* Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2
* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3
Favril Hasmagicbeans

Favril Hasmagicbeans is a Fantasy Australian musician and counterpart to Avril Lavigne.

She wrote a song which includes the lyrics "Hey hey, you you, I don't like your orc friend" and "I think you need an elf friend". She was doing well in the charts not long after Gadai, McKenzie and Plank first met.

## Appearances

* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3 (mentioned)
* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1 (mentioned)
Buggaroo

Buggaroo is the bleak bumfuck town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in which our heroes begin their adventures. This is the location where the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine stagecoach collects its three new security members and begins our very first adventure. It is a nearly deserted town with very few inhabitants, situated at the edge of a wasteland. It is east of Tatertown, the main settlement of Western Fantasy Australia.
Beast X-MEN Flim Series

"*I can assure you, the government had nothing to do with this."*
"I've heard that before."

"My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.*”*

―Beast and Wolverine

## Beast

**Beast** (born **Henry Philip "Hank" McCoy**) is a mutant who has super strength. He was one of Charles Xavier's students and was also a teacher in the Xavier Institute.

Hank is one of the few pure good mutants in the world, having never wavered to the dark side, mutants like Lehnsherr and Shaw have created. While always on the side of good, during much of his youth, Hank was ashamed of his mutant heritage. McCoy tried to hide his abilities, in fear others would judge him, even going so far as to create a cure that would strip him of his mutant DNA. Eventually, with the help of Charles Xavier, he learned to accept his mutant nature and became a very important figure in the mutant world. Hank changed throughout the years, going from a shy, timid and afraid teen, letting others walk all over him, to a confident and brave man wanting to help the world.

Over many decades (and in both timelines), Hank has protected both human and mutant-kind, both on the battlefield and in the courtroom. He helped Charles build his school for Mutants, serving as a teacher and mentor for many years. Hank eventually left the school and has been working for mutant rights, even taking up a government position, becoming the head of mutant affairs to the President.

Hank is brave and selfless, willing to sacrifice his own life for the protection of his friends and family. Usually, Hank carried himself with a very polite demeanor unless aggravated. His greatest attribute is his near-superhuman intelligence, which has gotten himself and the X-Men out of many bad scenarios. Hank has a brother-like relationship with Xavier, remaining by his side even at a time when Xavier did not believe in himself, helping him create the X-Men and staying with Charles to help his school grow. He also formed a close friendship with Scott Summers, designing special glasses and a visor for the boy and working closely with him during the battle against Apocalypse and his horsemen. This friendship is probably due to Hank's friendship with Scott's brother, Alex.
Maud Gooderthan

*There is a pale, ethereal, transparent figure of a woman, her hair matted with sick, leaning over this toilet and vomiting into it like, repeatedly.*

## History

In life, Maud Gooderthan was a resident of Gunnacarkit and an employee of Solomon Brumby at his bakery. Brumby forced her to work even whilst ill with a disease that caused her to vomit. While at work, she was assigned to make pies, and ended up vomiting into the pastry cases. Brumby cooked and sold the vomit-filled pastry, while Maud choked on her own vomit and died in the toilets.

After her death, Brumby hid Maud's remains in the basement beneath the bakery and claimed the discovery of her 'quiches'. Either as a result of her death being from his actions, or because of the retention of money from her family, Maud's ghost was tied to the bathroom of the bakery.

## Characteristics

Maud was a young dwarf woman with hair long enough to become matted, who experienced severe Pelvic Inflammatory Disease that required her to wear a cast around the lower half of her torso. As a ghost, she was locked into her experience on the day of her death, with severe and ongoing nausea and vomiting.

She deeply and justifiably dislikes Brumby for his mistreatment and neglect of staff, including herself, but willingly helps Gadai, McKenzie and Plank with their task.

## Episodes

### Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1

Gadai, McKenzie and Plank find the ghost of a young dwarf woman vomiting in the toilet. She asks them to leave her, which they do.

### Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2

Among the skeletons found in the basement of the bakery is one which is shorter and more robust than the others, in line with dwarven appearance, which is coated in vomit and excrement.

As Gadai, McKenzie and Plank re-enter the bathroom to talk to the ghost, she turns and vomits on Gadai and McKenzie. She apologises and tries to remember her name, but is locked into memories of the day that she died. She begs for them to help make her deeply unpleasant time as a ghost comes to an end, and reads her name from her nametag: Maud Gooderthan. She also explains the cast she wears for her pelvic inflammatory disease.

## Appearances

* Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2

## Quotes

* "I was sick and that prick Brumby, that penny-pincher, made me come in on my sick day. And I was preparing a tart and I vomited all over the pastry, and the bastard cooked it anyway!"
* "That's my PID. My pelvic inflammatory disease - I didn't spell it out for you? It's so bad that I have to wear a cast, and it's creaking all the time. You should listen to the Maud Gooderthan PID cast."
* "Just fuck off."

## Trivia

* "Maud Gooderthan PID cast" (the character's creaking cast for her pelvic inflammatory disease) is a reference to TV and film podcast "More Gooder Than Podcast" which ran from 2016 to 2019.
Blood Gobbers

"Blood Gobbers" is the local Fantasy Australian name for the Large monstrosities known elsewhere as Carrion Crawlers. They are large caterpillar- or maggot-like creatures which feed on dead flesh, but are willing to attack any living creatures which get in their way.
Unlike Carrion Crawlers, Blood Gobbers appear to be capable of speech.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
Tabaxis

Tabaxis are a rare people in Fantasy Australia. They are medium sized cat-people. Common nicknames for them include "furries" and "ferals".

They retain many cat-like instincts and abilities, including the flexibility to be able to lick themselves. Plank successfully distracts one with the sound of a box of cat food being shaken.

They appear in the fourth circle of The Clungeon, the erotic library.

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2
Succubi

Succubi are a very rare people, and it is not known whether they are native to the material plane on which Fantasy Western Australia sits or whether they normally only exist in other planes.

They are medium-sized shapechanging fiends usually found in the lower planes, whose true form is a strikingly attractive humanoid. They are capable of changing their physical sex and their appearance to that of any Small or Medium humanoid. They have significant Charm powers but are generally less effective in physical combat.

In some Dungeons and Dragons editions, Incubi and Succubi are considered separate, while in others they are the same species and, as they are capable of changing sex, therefore the same creature. It is not known whether this is the case in Fantasy Australia.

## Appearances

* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1
* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2

## External Links

* Succubus at D&D Beyond
* Incubus at D&D Beyond
Jumbuckers

Jumbuckers are a creature native to Fantasy Western Australia. They are similar in appearance to sheep but much larger, being of enough size and weight to kill a humpyhorse in a collision.

Jumbuckers eat grass, and enjoy knocking their heads together and/or butting inanimate objects.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 14: Baby Piggy Brayden Part 1
"The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up Your Giant Bush" Book

"The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up Your Giant Bush" is a non-magical item, a book taken from the erotic library which forms the fourth circle of The Clungeon. Gadai selects this book.

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2

## Trivia

* The name of this book is a play on "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing" by Marie Kondo, whose "KonMari" decluttering and organizing style became a worldwide phenomenon in the late 2010s.
Main Vein Drainer

The Main Vein Drainer is a homebrew magical weapon equivalent to a Rare item which requires attunement. It is a greataxe of life stealing, infused with necrotic power. When the user strikes and rolls a 20 (critical hit), the target takes an extra 10 damage if it is not a construct or undead, and the wielder is healed for 10 hit points. It also does 1d12 slashing damage.

A Main Vein Drainer is available for sale in the weapons and armour store in Hogan's Knife for 700 gold. During the dropbear attack following the Lotto-Worthington wedding, it is taken while the shopkeeper is magically asleep, and is later carried and used by Plank.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
Crackatinny Brewery

The Crackatinny Brewery is located in the Chesty Flats in Fantasy Western Australia. It makes craft beer, at least some of which is bacon-flavoured.

The brewery is run and manned by a group of seven gnomes: Boozy, Furphy, Nuddy, Shonky, Spunky, Stroppy and Sweary. However, at some point the seven have fall under the control of Grolsch the Beerholder, who forces them to provide him with alcohol instead.

Attacks by manmus begin to bother the brewery, beginning with only one or two of the creatures at a time but eventually increasing in number. The brewery manages to weather the assaults, possibly with assistance from gnomish ingenuity such as or Gnomish Grenades.

Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank visit the brewery disguised as pie salesman, persuading Stroppy to let them in. Spunky then takes over and behaves friendly until nightfall approaches, when he tries to persuade them to leave. Before they can do so, there is another manmu attack. Shonky persuades the three to use his Beer Defence Carts, and McKenzie gets Stroppy to act as their driver.

After the manmus are defeated, the gnomes thank the three and invite them to have a drink with their client, who is revealed to be Grolsch. Gadai, McKenzie and Plank defeat Grolsch, and take the Iron Flask from his treasures. The gnomes are left in charge of the brewery, with hopes to make it into a profitable business.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
"The Seven Pink Bits of Highly Offensive People" Book

"The Seven Pink Bits of Highly Offensive People" is a non-magical item, a book taken from the erotic library which forms the fourth circle of The Clungeon. McKenzie selects this book

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2

## Trivia

* The name of this book is a play on "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" by Stephen Covey, a 1989 business and self-help book which has sold over 25 million copies and is one of the best-selling business non-fiction book of all time.
Satyrs

Satyrs are a very rare people, and it is not known whether they are native to the material plane on which Fantasy Western Australia sits or whether they only exist in other planes. They are medium-sized, fey goat people with horns on their heads and the lower half of a goat, including the hooves.

They appear in the fourth circle of The Clungeon, the erotic library.

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2
Bootie McScoots

*And then the doors fling open and in strides a tall man. A tall man wearing white gloves and a tall top hat. And he says, "Stop this nonsense immediately!"*

## History

It is unknown whether Bootie McScoots is a human or a weredingledonger. He is a servant of the Jackman Family from Whoopdy Woo, and was heavily involved in the raising of Channing Taters.
After Channing left Whoopdy Woo, Bootie McScoots appears to have followed him across Fantasy Australia in some sort of protective or monitoring capacity. It is not clear whether Channing was aware of this following.

## Characteristics

Bootie McScoots is a prim, proper and loyal servant of the Jackman Family. He does not appreciate being mocked but restrains himself from physically expressing anger with those who do so, and steadfastly keeps Channing's identity and status a secret. He is aware of when to make use of his political clout and the implicit threat behind it.

## Episodes

### Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1

As Channing Taters is about to be sentence without evidence for the killing of three babies in Nippenbiddy, Bootie McScoots enters the mayor's office. He states that he is an ambassador from Whoopdy Woo and that Channing is important to the royal Jackman Family.
This political pressure is enough to prevent an arbitrary execution and to buy time for Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank  to help Channing investigate the real reason for the disappearance of the children. However, Bootie McScoots refuses to materially assist in the investigation and leaves them to their work.

### Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2

After the group have left The Barneydome and as Gadai is about to start questioning Channing on his importance to the Jackman Family, Bootie McScoots whisks Channing away to a carriage bearing the Jackman Family crest in order to leave the city.

## Appearances

* Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2

## Quotes

* "Now, despite this vile creature's appearance and behaviour, I'm sorry to admit that this creature is of import to House Jackman of Whoopdy Woo and I will not see this injustice happen without a fair trial." - Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* "That is enough, Mister... 'Taters'." - Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2

## Trivia

* He indicates to mayor Bernie Dohne that he has heard previous accusations about eating children, presumably levelled against Channing Taters. Given Channing's reaction, it is not clear whether these accusations have taken place or whether Bootie McScoots is making a more general point about anti-weredingledonger prejudice and the making of assumptions.
Nuggo Worthington

Nathan "Nuggo" Worthington is a disgraced cousin of King Samwise "Wortho" Worthington.

Rumours about him include that he showed his bottom and testicles to a baby, that he has done "a bunch of broggies" in his cart, and that he likes to give dutch ovens. He is popular tabloid fodder, including for infidelity.
Sweary

Sweary is one of the gnomes that runs the Crackatinny Brewery in the Chesty Flats region of Western Fantasy Australia.

## History

At some time before meeting Gadai, McKenzie and Plank, he and the other gnomes established the brewery. Whether this was before or after they fell under the control of Grolsch the Beerholder is unclear.

## Characteristics

Sweary uses more profanities than the other gnomes. He is generally cheery, but frightened of the attacking manmus.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Jolo

## History

Little is known about Jolo's history prior to his meeting with the player characters when they came to the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine. It is indicated that he had romantic feelings for his dormmate, Definitely Stumpy.

## Characteristics

Jolo is jovial and friendly, but reluctant to enter dangerous situations. His catchphrase is "Joo Only Live Once".

## Episodes

### Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!

As the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine experienced disappearances and bleeding pies, Jolo tries to stand up to Ratrooter and his associated gang but was unsuccessful. After Gadai intimidates Ratrooter and ended the argument, Jolo becomes friendly towards the party and offers information about what had been happening. He is impressed by the player characters even though they are only level one. However, he is absolutely unwilling to enter the mineshafts with them. He asks them that if they see his missing dormmate Definitely Stumpy, to send his love.

### Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3!

After Mrs Mac and the Meat Golem have been defeated, Jolo is one of the dwarves who enters the sacrificial chamber. He sees that Definitely Stumpy is dead and acknowledges Griffon's body.

## Appearances

* Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!
* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3!
Methface

*Now, Methface is covered in scabs as far as you can see, except for the fact that he's wearing a big duster coat - grubby, of course - and he's got a pair of underpants on his face, and he's naked from the waist down.*
*- Luke, Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!*

## History

**Methface**  is the leader of a gang of ineffectual bushrangers who operate east of Buggaroo. He is a human male of unknown age and, at the time the characters first meet him, unknown history.
Methface is skinny and has many scabs. He wears a dirty duster coat, is naked from the waist down, and wears a pair of underpants which he claims were his fathers on his face.
He is always begging people for money, and if given what he is asked for will ask for more. He generally claims it is for "ciggies for me kids".
He wields a light crossbow and has two daggers that look like hypodermic needles.

## Episodes

### Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!

Methface, with companions Pusbum and Shitgob, attempts to hold up the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine stagecoach. As the leader of the group, he tells Pusbum to pick up the money that Plank has thrown on the floor. In the ensuing fight, Methface is set on fire by McKenzie and significantly injured but not killed, and fails to hit Gadai with his strike.

When Shitgob is killed, Methface loses his will to fight and pleads for mercy. The group shows mercy, and Methface and Pusbum flee without Shitgob's body. Plank asks for Methface's underwear, but relents when Methface asks for gold to replace them. Methface states that they work on this road every Saturday.

## Quotes

* "Stand and deliver! Come on! I need to buy ciggies for me kids! Don't be a dickhead, come on! Fucking..." - Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1
* "You killed Shitgob! You fucking monster. I only -what - wanted to buy some ciggies for me kids. Wh- wh- what have you done?!" - Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1

## Trivia

* In Methface's first appearance, Luke rolls a D6 to determine which of the three player characters Methface's penis will twitch in the direction of. It twitches at Plank.
* Mechanically, the dirty hypodermic needles that Methface carries during his first appearance are daggers. They do not cause poison damage.
Reg the Wedge

*"They call me Reg the Wedge because of my broad shoulders and tiny waist and legs, I'm built like a wedge. Also, if you have any problems with today's barney, I'm gonna wedge me boot up yer arse!"*

## History

Little is known of Reg the Wedge's history prior to his encounter with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. At some point, he established himself as Master of Ceremonies at The Barneydome in Nippenbiddy, and became a member of their ruling council.
He oversees and commentates both the publicly-acknowledge daytime matches at The Barneydome, and the illicit nighttime baby fights.

## Characteristics

Reg the Wedge is only heard, and never seen, in his appearances. His public persona is that of a bombastic and confident showman, quick-spoken and focused on making the events that he narrates as entertaining and engaging as possible.
Since he is on the Nippenbiddy Council, it is clear that he is one of the individuals willing to continue with the practice of fighting babies, valuing money over the happiness of the residents whose babies end up injured or killed.

## Episodes

### Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1

Reg the Wedge introduces the first qualifier fight of Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank against the Swooper Brothers, and gives minimal commentary as the fight plays out. He then explains the reward of the prize round as five thousand gold, and introduces the new fighting team of Barbarabarian, Chugger-Bugger and Channing Taters. Again, he gives minimal commentary, and does not interject or express surprise when Sheriff Piggy Wolf enters to arrest Channing.

### Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2

Reg the Wedge can again be heard introducing and giving occasional commentary on the fight between Channing Taters, Gadai, McKenzie and Plank in their infant forms against the four actual infants they are expected to fight.

## Appearances

* Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2

## Quotes

* "G'day and welcome to the legendary Nippenbiddy Barneydome, where berks and boofheads barney for big bucks! I'm Master of the Pits and Master of Ceremonies and Master of the Barbecue - not that that's, er, relevant today - Reg the Wedge. They call me Reg the Wedge because of my broad shoulders and tiny waist and legs, I'm built like a wedge. Also, if you have any problems with today's barney, I'm gonna wedge me boot up yer arse! And also my strides are uncomfortably high." - Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1

## Trivia

* Reg the Wedge does not appear to be a spellcaster, but makes use of a magical item in order to make his voice louder. This is likely a simple spell based on the Thaumaturgy cantrip, which has voice amplification as a specific example of its use.
Worthington Family

The Worthington Family are one of the royal families of Fantasy Australia. They are settled in King's Knob, in the west.

The banner of the family is gold with a blue lion on it, and the head of house is King Samwise "Wortho" Worthington.

## Known Members

* King Samwise "Wortho" Worthingon
* Nathan "Nuggo" Worthington

## Appearances

* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2

## Trivia

* The Worthington family is named after award-winning Australian actor Sam Worthington.
Piebugs

Piebugs are a creature native to Fantasy Australia.

They are similar in appearance to pillbugs (Armadillidiidae), being an isopod crustacean which have adapted to terrestrial conditions. They have a tough segmented shell (exoskeleton) over a flattened body with multiple pairs of jointed legs. However, they are generally about two feet (sixty centimetres) in length, and about one foot (thirty centimetres) across.

Unlike most Fantasy Australian animals, piebugs are very placid and not inclined to attempt to kill humanoids or other animals. This makes them an attractive prey species, despite their strong shells. As a result, they have evolved to burrow deep into the ground. While humanoids still mine them, this burrowing protects them from most predators.

Piebugs communicate in warbling and cooing sounds. They can be easily tamed and kept as pets.

## Appearances

* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1
* Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2
* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3
* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1 (mentioned)
Grolsch

*"Ho ho ho ho!" A big blob descends from the hole in the cavern. A big blob with tentacles, and on the end of each tentacle is an eye, and in the centre of the blob is one big eye and underneath is a big mouth. And in each tentacle he's holding a mug of delicious Crackatinny beer.*

*Luke, Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2*

## History

Little is known of Grolsch's history before meeting with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. At some point, he came to reside in the basement below the Crackatinny Brewery. It is not clear whether the brewery already existed, or whether he was able to force the gnomes to work for him.

## Characteristics

Grolsch is a beerholder, a form of aberration which may be unique to Fantasy Australia. A large, floating figure dominated by a bloodshot eyeball and four tentacles each clutching a glass of beer, Grolsch is a braggard and bully who uses his powers and threats to control others.

## Episodes

### Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2

Grolsch appears from the ceiling of his underground lair as the seven gnomes under his control lead Gadai, McKenzie and Plank into the chamber.

He initially tries to persuade the three to stay and also serve him, then is intrigued by Plank's wager of an Iron Flask and the freedom of the gnomes on who can answer a mathematical question more quickly. Despite Plank's confidence, Grolsch wins the wager.

As a result, the group attack. Grolsch attempts to use his various beams to control or disorientate the group, but when Plank throws a Gnomish Grenade he takes the full blast and is killed.

## Appearances

* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2

## Trivia

* Grolsch is the name of a Dutch beer brand.