E-Dam (Main Universe)

***E-Dam Bomb*** is a Fat, Chinky Person whos friends with the likes of The Human & Steve/Moziz. He is a Member of The Gang. E-Dam has also fought many villains including Stewe, The God of Confusion, Codename:FireSad, Paradox Pendulum and many others..

## Biography

### The Pie Challenge

One of Codename:FireSad first mission, was to track down E-Dam, at beat him in a deadly game of a pie eating contest. If successful the logic of anyone eating more than The Chink Crusader would summon Stewe and bring enough confusion energy into the main universe to let the God of Confusion to rule over the lands.

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### The Encounter with The Seed of That Once Controlled Me.

It was **half way though a Tuesday**, when The Seed of That Once Controlled Me came to Planet “**SuckCocker D**” to sort out some of **new banks** that were **opening up there**. At the Same time **E-Dam**, **Seaborgium** and **Malakith** was **traveling the galaxy** in the hunt down for **The Weirdo of Death**, witch lead them to SuckCocker D.

Vomit found that upon **renting a flat** there E-Dam came to **financial debt**, and so he asked his **secretary** to **alert him of more info**. **Tenth of a miler second later,** E-Dam had asked The Independent Bank of Stealing your Money for a **lone of 86,818.92 Japanese Yen**.

E-Dam was brought to Vomit office and the moment of there **eyes connected the Force was so great that it created a wormhole in the Fabric of reality** that **distorted** all known matter of **science** and sent both vomit and E-dam to the **petrified**,**plausible** and **pathetic triple universe**, full of **hungry demons**, **vain cruel little boys** and worst of all **non-stop screaming pigs**. Luckily for them Vomit was so rich he bought this **newly birthed universe** and **cascaded it into a fire** setting both him and E-Dam Free. However unbeknownst to them a creature that lived in the **darkest Shadows of that universe survived, The Great Abba-Dick-Dock**, a **Celestial monster** with **several tentacles** and **a head like an aroused fish**.

The Great Abba-Dick-Dock first went to the **lower levels** of the building and stole some of the **advanced technology**, creating a **mind controlling machine** that **influences people** by making them **see visions**. He then returned to the office and **possessed Vomit** to see Edam as an **Anti-Worn** (The **most fashionable** and **worthless** currency in the galaxy) and so Vomit tried to kill The Anti-Worn.

Both the men **fought like a classic video game boss level** with **timing so processed if you blinked you miss up to hundreds punches**. The battle lasted for exactly **12 hours** until Seaborgium and Malekith discovered the Great Abba-Dick-Dock under the **stash of Porn magazines** in the **shop next door**. Distracted by the two men the Great Abba-Dick-Dock let his **grip loose** on Vomit giving E-Dam time to **defeat him** with a **massive kick to the nuts**.

The day ended with The Great Abba-Dick-Dock **Trapped in a new dimension** where he was **raped for all eternity**. As a reward Vomit **gave his secretary to E-Dam** to **keep as a wife**, to witch E-Dam **ran away** from.

### The Case of The Seed of That Once Controlled Me.

The Secretary of The Seed of That Once Controlled Me found his body on the floor one morning in his office with a gun hole, she was **gonna call the police** but thought it would be a bad idea as “**she knew someone better**.” She called upon **E-Dam and friends to investigate**.

There **investigation** led them to **an alternative timeline** were Posh Bastard McFinnigan **become a crazy Naked nutcase who legally change his name to** “**The Nak**.” The Nak later Traveled to our timeline and teamed up with **our timelines Posh Bastard McFinnigan and the Weirdo of Death to kill The Seed of That Once Controlled Me even though he’s already Dead**. The two teams battled like a **old time RPG**, with **waiting for Turns** and **many attacks Missing**, **even though they were standing still**. Malekith **suddenly realized** that they were fighting a **losing Battle** then fled, E-Dam and Seaborgium **soon followed**.

A month later Malekith told The Secretary to **meet them in a dark forbidden ally** we’re they watched **The Nak shoot The Seed of That Once Controlled Me from the past**. E-Dam quickly jump at The Nak **after he fired**, **trying to avoid any dirty bits** as Seaborgium **stunned him from behind**. During the struggle both Malekith and The Secretary were **kidnapped by the Weirdo of Death**.

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After **that escapade** they were **saved**, the four of them went to **The Seed of That Once Controlled Me’s funeral**.

## Relationships

### Family

* Father - Biological Ancestor
* NB - Brother
* Little Lew - Brother

### Allies

* The Human
* Steve/Moziz
* Seaborgium
* Malakith
* Angle-Chan
* Tomwardo
* The Seed of That Once Controlled Me
* The Seed of That Once Controlled Me's Secretary
* The Platypus
* Vegetable Viper - Unwilling Allie

### Enemies

* The Flamboyent Pedo
* Stewe, The God of Confusion
* Paradox Pendulum
* Codename:FireSad
* SiMon JUxtapoSiTion
* The Living Embodiment of Evil
* Mark Mucus -Frenemie
* BOSS
* Father
* Dolph-Out
* Mr Fat
* The Butt-lover
* Husband-Man
* The Final Phase
* James Johnsonson
* The Great Abba-Dick-Dock
* Posh Bastard McFinnigan
* The Nak
* The Weirdo of Death
* Gonemon The Kaiju

## Equipment

### Weapons

* **Ass-A-Nine** - A Scarf, it have the ability to magnetize other scarfs as well repel anyone who shares the same birthday.

## Appearances

In chronological order:

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## Trivia

* E-Dam shears his name with a Segment of The Sauce/The Source's DNA Called "E-Dam Codes"

## Behind the scenes

* The character was created by: Adam Boyes & Jac Simpson Price