"Family Reunion"

"Family Reunion" was published on April 26th 2021.

### Transcript

Panel 1: [Bunny and Arsenic stand together on the left. Annie and Aspen stand together in the middle. Corbin and Lilith stand together on the right.] {Arsenic:} you look different kid

{Bunny:} Don't call me kid.

{Arsenic:} Whatever you say kid

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{Annie:} you dOn't lOOk muCh liKE CorbIn, buT I gUess if I sQuint i CAn sEe iT.

{Aspen:} ~ I promise that I am his kid.

{Annie:} i dUnno, bUt oKaY.

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{Lilith:} Daddy!!!

{Corbin:} \*screeching\*

Panel 2: [A continuation of Lilith and Corbin's conversation. Cyrin is approaching Lilith and yelling at her. Cyrus is teasing Corbin, who has flushed up and is very red.] {Cyrin:} ♤ Hey bitch- nobody gets to call Corbin Daddy besides me! ♤

{Lilith:} I-I think you may have misunderstood. I'm his daughter, I'm not hitting on him.

{Cyrus:} Seems like you have been busy ;)

{Corbin:} Cyrus Please Stop Talking.

{Cyrus:} Doin' the ol' sideways tango with Cyrin, hmmm?

{Corbin:} I Emplore You To Shut Up Right Now.

{Cyrus:} Getting jiggy with her.

{Corbin:} Cyrus Please Stop.

Panel 3: [A continuation on Annie and Aspen's conversation. Annie is on the right pointing at Aspen's necklace, who stands on the left and is holding his necklace.] {Annie:} So AnywAys, wHat's wItH thAt NeckLAce?

{Aspen:} ~ It's a pentacle. It's a religious thing.

{Annie:} WhaT reLigion?

{Aspen:} ~ I'm Wiccan, but it's just kinda a magic thing.

{Annie:} is ThaT anYthing like JUdaisM?

{Aspen:} ~ Not even close.

Panel 4: [A continuation on Bunny and Arsenic's conversation. Arsenic is holding a box of cigarettes and Bunny is angrily staring up at him.] {Bunny:} Do you not listen to anything I say?

{Arsenic:} nope, cigar?

{Bunny:} I told you, I don't smoke anymore. Stop offering me cigars.

{Arsenic:} nah

{Bunny:} You think you're so high and mighty-

{Arsenic:} think what ya want kiddo, but I ain't that-

{Bunny:} Don't call me kiddo.

{Arsenic:} nah

Panel 5: [Caelan stands in the middle with S.P. to his left. Caelan looks annoyed.] {Caelan:} hate to be a buzzkill or whatever but is someone gonna explain who the hell these people are and what theyre doing here

{S.P.:} \* also how they got here too please. \*

{Caelan:} yeah that too

Panel 6: [Biocide stands on the left with her arms crossed and with her eye still violently bleeding. Behind her, Arsenic is holding up Aspen's necklace out of Aspen's reach and Lilith is yelling at Arsenic for being a dick.] {Biocide:} either I had too high expectations of you, or you're just that much of an idiot. those idiots are my children.

Panel 7: [Caelan and Biocide stand together in the middle with Biocide leaning down to get all up in Caelan's face.] {Caelan:} first off- im not an idiot

{Biocide:} I'd disagree.

{Caelan:} well id agree that youre a disappointment

{Biocide:} right back at 'cha

{Caelan:} bitch

{Biocide:} twink hoe

{Caelan:} motherfucker

{Biocide:} yep. you should have heard your mum howling my name while my head was between her legs.

Panel 8: [Biocide stands on the left with her hand on her hip while looking proud of herself. Lilith stands on the middle-right with her hand on Biocide's sleeve.] {Lilith:} Mother, although I applaude your \*very creative\* and \*original\* \*sick burn\*, I am recommending that you tone down on the sexual jokes and innuendos. Some people don't like them.

Panel 9: [Biocide and Lilith stand at the head of the group with everyone else forming a circle.] {Biocide:} alright, fine. raise your hand if you're uncomfortable with me making these kinds of jokes.

Panel 10: [Same picture as before, except for the fact that now Corbin has his hand raised.] {Biocide:} okay, glad we're all- Corbin, put your hand down. We know.

### Fun Facts!!

- "Corbin put your hand down" falls into the same memey category as "Is that a gun", purely because it's a line that always cracks me up and that I randomly laugh at sometimes out of nowhere and freak out my family.

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