Invasion of the Frog-Snatchers

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**Invasion of the Frog-Snatchers** is the 8th episode of the third season of Kermit da Frog's Epic Guide to Surviving Life. In the episode, Lard Vader returns to Earth to kidnap Kermit and Nerd.

## Characters

* Kermit da Frog
* Earth's Mightiest Nerd
* Lard Vader
* Frank the Stormtrooper Pig
* Kermit the Stormtrooper Pig
* Billy the Stormtrooper Pig
* George the Stormtrooper Pig (Cameo)
* Emperor Porkatine (Cameo)

## Trans-Script

(Intro)

**Kermit-** Hi ho there, this is Kermit da Frog coming to you guys from my new bunker!

**Nerd-** That's right Kermit, after so long we finally have a new place to stay.

**Kermit-** Yeah! It's great! I love it! We gotta remember next time we see Prof to thank him for all this!

**Nerd-** Yeah. This episode has been kinda late because we had to clean up. When we first got down here, this place was a mess because this bunker has been decommissioned since the late late 1970s.

**Kermit-** That's old!

**Nerd-** You're older.

**Kermit-** Oh yeah...

**Nerd-** So yeah guys, this is where we'll be staying for the rest of our series and possibly after due to the whole (Throat Clearing) pandemic thing that's going around.

**Kermit-** Oo oo oo! Can I give them the tour?

**Nerd-** We can both give them the tour.

**Kermit-** Oh. Okay.

So guys, this is our bunker! YaYaYaY!

**Nerd-** Alright you guys, we'll start over here with the grand tour. Up here you got some...stuff.

**Kermit-** That's a baseball trophy. Totally mine,

**Nerd-** Kermit, I bet you've never even played baseball.

**Kermit-** (Grunt)

**Nerd-** There's so much technology scattered around here because you guys gotta remember this was Prof's bunker first. And yeah, so we think this controls the lights but we're not sure. Down here we got...

**Kermit-** Why is there a pig there?! Is that supposed to be Miss Piggy?!?

**Nerd-** Kermit, that's impossible.

**Kermit-** Well there's a green frog up here!

**Nerd-** Kermit, you're not making any sense.

**Kermit-** You're not making any sense!

**Nerd-** Uh...could we just continue the tour?

**Kermit-** Yeah,

**Nerd-** What a dumb frog.

**Kermit-** I heard that!

**Nerd-** I hope so! Cause I said it! Anyways, as you can see guys we actually have another manual here, like the one that Goofy had, that someone forgot to grab when the old bunker blew up!

**Kermit-** Are you talking about me?

**Nerd-** Yes I'm talking about you!! You know what? I'm just gonna try to stay calm and do this tour. I'm sorry guys, I'm just really tired of cleaning up the bunker for so long. Kermit over here has just been procrastinating and sitting around telling me I'm doing things wrong.

**Kermit-** I don't want him to set up my bunker wrong.

**Nerd-** Our bunker Kermit. And so, we also got some test tubes over here. I don't know what this is, maybe it's like Flubber or something. I think this might be some kind of incantation thing. All I know is that Prof certainly...I see where Goofy got his taste in like dice. Like how he made The Cursed Dice.

**Kermit-** Don't remind me.

**Nerd-** Right. Down here we got a gun for emergencies, some books in case we get bored, another dice...

**Kermit-** Another one!

**Nerd-** Yeah Kermit, I said that already.

**Kermit-** Is that a water canteen? A canteen of course that is green, like me!

**Nerd-** Kermit, that canteen looks nothing like you.

## Trivia

* Invasion of the Frog-Snatchers is the second episode of Kermit Season 3 to be edited by Jameson Nineteen.
* Although they had appeared twice in The Lard Vader Saga and had made a small cameo in The Bunker Warlock episode Nightmare on Elm Street, Lard Vader and the Pigs officially entered the main KVU in this episode.
* Lard Vader's sudden appearance in The Second Dimension where The KVU takes place versus the The Fourth Dimension where he resides in The Lard Vader Saga is explained in The Bunker Warlock episode Night of the Living Dead when Jameson Nineteen accidentally summons his Star Destroyer with a spell