Episode 48: World Wide Weed

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## Episode Summary

Stoners are some of the kindest and wisest people on the planet. What if the entire planet was kind and wise? Would you cough too much and would you say "damn I'm stoned"? Would you love your planet if it was inside a van filled with weed?

## Idea Details

* Idea: World Wide Weed, Hotbox the Earth
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: You know anything about marijuana, Josiah? (Josiah: "OK, I mean, this - we've done a lot of crazy shit on this show, but talking about the marijuana? I'm not too sure about this.") The point of this video, Josiah, was to show that marijuana isn't something that is - (Josiah: "Legal.") - scary. Well, it is legal. Scary and dangerous, you know? Uh it's something that can bring us all together, uh and that's why I think that we should uh hotbox the entire planet. Any questions?
* Timetable: No timetable was given, though it only depends on the creation of the laser or beam or ray gun that can make the man from Scale Model Techniques into a giant so he can build a model of the Mystery Machine around the Earth. This technology is notably similar to the technology that will create the miniature human duplicates responsible for building Blood Roombas. That technology will be ready around 2050, so this technology likely will as well.
* Idea details:
	+ Everyone on the planet will be high 24/7 because the Earth will be hotboxed in a planetary scale by creating a life-size metal contraption that will go around the planet similar to a big box or a big car and then we will hotbox that.
	+ The giant van built around the planet Earth will be like the Mystery Machine from the popular children's television program *Scooby-Doo*. It will be crafted by the Scale Model Techniques guys whose Patreon was promoted earlier in the episode. One of them will be made mega-sized so they are big enough that building the Mystery Machine will be similar to building a small model car like they're used to doing.
	+ There might be some clever bumper stickers on the back of the giant Mystery Machine built around the planet Earth.
	+ Earth could potentially invite Venus, for instance, to come into the back of the Mystery Machine with it to try and make the moves on her.
	+ An initial idea involved having a day where everybody on the planet would get up and smoke 24 of 7 that day to get the entire planet hotboxed. The smoke would have lasted about a year. However, instead of that, the person who is made mega-sized to build the giant Mystery Machine will stay mega-sized and will be responsible for hotboxing the Earth while he is trapped with the Earth in the back of the giant Mystery Machine. He would then also have the option of fucking Venus, if he wants.
	+ The giant man trapped in the giant Mystery Machine around the Earth will need to periodically crack a door to fan out all the smoke and bad smells. He will do this using a giant newspaper.
	+ A laser or beam or ray gun will be invented that allows us to mega-size the person and his newspaper so he will be big enough to make the giant Mystery Machine and then fan out the fumes every so often.
		- Note: This technology is notably similar to the technology mentioned in Episode 29: World Wide Health Care that will create the miniature human duplicates responsible for building Blood Roombas.
	+ The giant man will not use ozium to cleanse and mask odors coming from the weed smoke in the Mystery Machine, because it can be hazardous to the lungs of people and animals such as birds. The giant man will also not use a splooge because no smoke comes out, which means he couldn't successfully hotbox the Earth with that. He also couldn't blow the smoke out the window with a fan for the same reason. Instead, the giant man should use incense in the van so no one can smell the weed and then suspect him of smoking weed. Alternatively, he could put a towel under the door so no weed smell can get out and attract undue attention onto him for smoking weed in his van.
	+ The giant man will smoke weed that has been made mega-sized with the same laser or beam or ray gun that made him and his newspaper mega-sized.
	+ All the children age 0 to 18 on the planet will be rounded up and housed in an air-sealed container so they are safe from the hotbox fumes permeating the Earth's atmosphere.
		- Note: This should not disrupt the underage unpaid interns' duties at the Find-A-Friend Network (FAFN) because FAFN will already be the only available source of income for anyone under the age of 18, so corralling all the children in the world will actually make it easier to take them from their families.
		- Note: This will not disrupt God's duties as World Wide Landlord because he will only be taken to the Teaching Cave after coming of age.
		- Note: This will not disrupt Tavis's duties as The World Wide Boy because his dude ranch will only be a set - it will not be a real location, and he was already planned to be kept under lock-and-key near the movie set where his advertisements are filmed.
		- Note: This should not disrupt the glowing baby's duties as the oracle because the oracle baby might already be a hologram to mitigate any risk of killing the actual oracle.
		- Note: This should not disrupt the misbehaving children's duties of stitching together all of the dirty World Wide Wipes into large field-sized Wipe Quilts that will be laid out across a large barren field because they will already be in a child after-school detention facility. It should also not disrupt the well-behaving children's duties of cutting up the stitched Wipe Quilt and stuffing the clean World Wide Wipes into the shower heads that get shipped back to North America. As long as both activities are performed in air-sealed containers that protect against the weed fumes in the atmosphere, both sets of children will be completely safe.

## Devil Play

* Josiah played devil by asking if the smell of billions of people's exhales and burps and farts and body odor will be trapped in the Mystery Machine and hotboxed along with the weed puffs and passes.
	+ Drew, confused about this line of questioning, suggested that the giant person in the giant Mystery Machine could simply periodically crack a door to let out all the smoke and smells and then start over again.
	+ Josiah asked if that would work in space and admitted that he doesn't know much about science since he's more of a poet than a scientist.
	+ Drew suggested that it would be doable with a giant person.
	+ Josiah asked if there would be air flow in the van, too, or if they would be fanning the fumes out with a newspaper.
	+ Drew confirmed that they would need a newspaper or something.
	+ Josiah clarified that this would be a giant newspaper, which would mean they will have to hire a whole news team and sell a literally astronomical amount of ads.
	+ Drew posited that they would just supersize a small newspaper by making it big.
	+ Josiah said they would need a large printer to accomplish this.
	+ Drew stated they would simply zap it with whatever laser or beam or ray gun they're gonna use to supersize the man who creates the giant Mystery Machine.
* Josiah asked where weed comes from.
	+ Drew replied that it comes from the Earth.
	+ Josiah asked whether there will be enough weed for this man to smoke it and ventured further to question Drew why he has to be a man.
	+ Drew gave a seemingly rehearsed answer that he had been saying 'person' the entire time.
	+ Josiah clarified that Drew had said it would be the person from the Scale Model Techniques video, who was in fact a man.
	+ Drew deflected Josiah's point by saying he only saw one problem with this idea, but it had nothing to do with the noted exclusion of women.
		- Note: Globe Hell Warning has only had one guest who is not a man, in the form of journalist Alex Press in the Patreon episode Journalist Roundtable with Alex Press. As of the release of this episode, it has been 372 days since the premiere episode of the show, and it bears emphasizing that Drew is on record stating he doesn't see that as an issue in any way.
* Drew played self-devil by pointing out the only issue to the problem that he could see, which he was surprised to find that Josiah had not brought up of his own accord since he had thought it would be one of the main issues: what about the smell?
	+ Josiah responded by pointing out that was literally what he just said.
	+ Drew played a video called "How To Smoke WEED Inside With No Smell!!" and suggested that the giant man should avoid using ozium to cleanse and mask odors coming from the weed smoke in the Mystery Machine, because it can be hazardous to the lungs of people and animals such as birds. The giant man should also not use a splooge because no smoke comes out, which means he couldn't successfully hotbox the Earth with that. He also couldn't blow the smoke out the window with a fan for the same reason. Instead, the giant man should use incense in the van so no one can smell the weed and then suspect him of smoking weed. Alternatively, he could put a towel under the door so no weed smell can get out and attract undue attention onto him for smoking weed in his van.
* Josiah played devil by asking if it will be an issue for developing people and children if they're being hotboxed, and inquired whether there was a way they could be made to wear gas masks until they're of age.
	+ Drew agreed and suggested the option of getting them in bubbles or something, or have all the children from 0 to 18 live in a sealed-off container that will not be accessible to the weed smoke permeating the atmosphere.
	+ Josiah pointed out that 15 and 16 year olds love to hotbox things, so creating a sealed container for them is just begging them to hotbox in a hotbox.
	+ Drew pointed out that teens hotboxing is an issue in today's world, too, so he didn't see it as an issue here.

## Notable Events

* Josiah disguised himself with technology by putting effects on his voice at the start of the episode to confuse Drew as to his identity.
* Drew's landlord showed up at Drew's apartment unexpectedly and joined the recording of this episode.
	+ Note: Drew would later say that he was merely performing the character of Drew's landlord as a trick on Josiah, but it is currently unknown if he was being truthful when he said that.
* Josiah and Drew listened to a song about Patreon.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to Navigate Patreon..." about how to navigate around Animal Art By LAW's Patreon page.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How-to Video Series Teaser- Patreon.com/ScaleModelTechniques" about going A-Z through builds as well as some additional tricks and techniques they use.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Why Patreon?  What is it?  How to buy our SNAKES!" about why they use Patreon and what it has helped them do.
* Josiah and Drew requested that listeners let them know if they want Globe Hell Warning to start selling snakes, or if they want Drew to show snake.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Relaxing Time Every Day with Sophia Skin Care #64" about skin care at a clinic that is location in Cambodia.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Welcome to Patreon for Real Bass Lessons" about supporting High Quality Bass Education online.
* Drew hit some Edison Limelight Ultra Sour sativa.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "A Rabbi, a Priest and an Atheist Smoke Weed Together | Strange Buds | Cut" about a priest, a rabbi, and an atheist smoking weed together.
* Josiah told a piece of prose about a priest, a rabbi, and an atheist.
* Josiah and Drew told each other jokes about a priest, a rabbi, and an atheist.
* Josiah revealed that he does not see the color of people's skin.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How To HotBox Under A Cover" about a rapper hotboxing in a blanket fort.
* Josiah and Drew discussed the meaning of '24/7' versus '24 of 7', where '24 of 7' means 24 hours of 7 days in one day. This will come into play when hotboxing the entire planet.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How To Smoke WEED Inside With No Smell!!" about how to smoke weed inside with no smell its simple stuff to completely eliminate all smell of that ganga, and how if you follow all of the tips there is no way they cool smell the bud.
* Drew attempted to show Josiah a video of two teenage twins he wanted to hotbox the van with, but was blocked from doing so due to the inappropriate content.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "[In response to Drew saying he had something planned for the start of the episode] Yeah, were you gonna jack off and cum into the microphone, as usual? G- fill the holes of your microphone with semen?"
* "[Speaking to Drew's landlord] Sir, what are y- welcome to the show, sir! It's p- a pleasure! Now, it's a rare treat to talk to Drew's landlord, and I would just love to know, I mean, how fuckin disgusting is Drew? F- on a scale of, you know, let's just say 9 to 10, cause there's no point of even including the other numbers. How much do you have to kind of dry clea- steam clean the carpets, the - the uh - th- the curtains are probably just absolutely blasted with all kinds of bodily fluids, it probably stinks to high heaven. Tell us a little bit about how fuckin disgusting of a piece of shit Drew is in his apartment."
* "Well I think Globe is going to Hell. In a hand basket."
* "Do you think we could sell some snakes on our Patreon?"
* "OK, I mean, this - we've done a lot of crazy shit on this show, but talking about the marijuana? I'm not too sure about this."
* "So those that uhh - so those that uh what's a f- what are some other words for smoking weed? Those that 'J' together, pray together! Those smoke that 'J' together, smo- and say the pray - do the pray together!"
* "Well, I - a-a-a-a-and yet you're saying w- you're saying it's good to be outside of the box but you're also telling us to go into a box, so I think, like most artists, there is something hypocritical about your method, and I think that you're a little bit full of shit, but aren't we all?"
* "And then he can try to fuck the planet Venus, if he wants. I mean, it's just - just in c- I'm not saying that anyone has to do that, but that if you're up there, you have a van - kind of, 'If this van's rockin', you know?"
* "I'm more of a poet than a scientist."
* "[On the topic of a gigantic newspaper being used to periodically fan out the bad smells in the back of the giant Mystery Machine van with the Earth in it] Yeah but I would assume that if you're a newspaper of that scale, the amount of ads you're gonna need to sell is gonna be astronomical - literally astronomical! Literally."
* "[In response to Drew saying he only saw one issue with his idea and was surprised Josiah had not already brought it up: what about the smell?] Well that - I mean, that's literally what I just said. All the smells getting trapped - *all* of the smells, not just - like, I mean, I literally just did bring up that exact problem. Like, I don't know why you would say, 'what -', like, I mean, it- that's just baffling to me that you would say that."
* "Is this boy 13?"

### Drew

* "Well, that's the thing, that's - when you say 'Globe' - when - if Globe uhh - but the- Globe War- if you say Globe Hell Warning - Globe - if you say that Globe Hell's - if you say that -"
* "Josiah's favorite SEO is Jeff Bezos. Cause you love his bald head."
* "Maybe we should start a Globe Hell OnlyFans. We can show our bodies."
* "[In response to Josiah playing a video called "Relaxing Time Every Day with Sophia Skin Care #64"] Oh come on, Josiah, don't show me this. Ugh. Come on! I'm tabbed away. I'm not looking at this. I don't - I don't - I - you know what, Josiah? It doesn't matter. I have - I don't wanna see up-close uhh hair removal whatever removal. Ohhhhh Josiah! Disgusting! Fuck off! Just go to the next video!"
* "Give us $5, please."
* "You should s- uhhhh s- sign up, $5, and when you sign up, send us a message saying, 'You don't need to do a Cameo video for me'."
* "[In response to Josiah playing the "Relaxing Time Every Day with Sophia Skin Care #64" video again] Come on, Josiah! Fuck you! Well, change the video! Well, OK, I'll s- we'll start a new Watch2Gether then, cause I'm closing this one, all right? I closed - I've closed the Watch2Gether, I'm getting a new one. I - I can't - I can't watch it. So don't - don't add it into this one. This is a clean."
* "I need to do something. No, I don't need to jack myself off. I need to do something that's gonna help me calm down, all right? Cause you got me riled up. It's not jack off. It's not jack off, all right?"
* "No, what's up, what's up, stoner fam?"
* "Yeah, I just hit a bit of this, what is this? The uh - this is the uh fuckin' Edison Limelight Ultra Sour sativa. Feelin pretty good right now."
* "These don't seem like nasty men. Do I seem like a nasty person, Josiah?"
* "[On the topic of marijuana] Uh it's something that can bring us all together, uh and that's why I think that we should uh hotbox the entire planet. Any questions?"
* "And it's interesting how just taking your ideas and putting them onto film and putting them - I mean, you're literally putting yourself in a box by limiting your ideas to a certain medium, when you really could - like the greatest movies of all time, I think, are the ones that I've created and I've directed just laying around - I mean, hell yes: stoned off marijuana! Um high uh - high uh - high I - high uh - high as a kite! Um living an entire movie in my mind. Tremen- I mean, anything can happen, just using your imagination. That's why I don't respect filmmakers, Josiah."
* "[On the topic of Drew being hypocritical as an artist] You're so right, you're so right, Josiah. And that's just the way that this stuff gets me, it's so int- it gets me s- thinking introspective. It gets me thinking about creativity. But it also makes me thinking about, you know, if everybody in the world was feeling this way, if everybody was stoned all the time, 24/7, and the entire planet was hotboxed, would there be war? Would there be crime? Or would people - I mean, people wouldn't even work anymore! We would just all just - we'd all just smoke, right? And we would just chill out. And it wouldn't be an issue! We wouldn't fight each other! You wouldn't get mad at your neighbor!"
* "Well, I think peace is paramount. And to - we need to - world peace, and that's achievable easily through hotboxing the planet; the other thing is, I think, you don't need strife necessarily to create great art, I think you just need - uh you really only need one thing, Josiah, and I can - I'll tell you one - what that thing is! \*cough cough cough cough cough\* Guess. Guess. Yeah. (Josiah: "Cough? Coughing?") No, Josiah: smoking."
* "But the point is, they'll spend one day getting - uh smoking weed 24 of 7, they'll get the entire planet hotboxed, I think the smoke would last a year, and that's it, that's the tweet. That's it, that's the tweet!"
* "[On the topic of the inappropriate video he was blocked from showing Josiah due to its content] It's just these two teenage twins."
* "Well I was thinking we could get those two teenage twins to hotbox our van but it's age-restricted."
* "[On the topic of some teens hotboxing inside of an air-sealed container that houses all the age 0-18 children in the world to prevent them from inhaling the weed smoke from the hotboxing of the Earth by the giant man in the back of the giant Mystery Machine in space] Crazier things have happened."
* "Well, thank you so much for having me on the show, and uh if anybody wants to check out any of the stuff that I do, uhh just check out my Twitter: www.twitter.com/rappin4safety, that's the letter - number '4', not the letter."

### Drew's Landlord

* "This is Drew's landlord."
* "Thank you for having me."
* "Well I'm here because he punched a hole in the wall and jacked off into it and filled it up with uh his uh cum."

## Trivia

* This is the first episode with the words "World Wide" in the episode title since Episode 37: World Wide Wipes.
* Josiah and Drew discussed a celebrity snaps secret slideshow Drew made that they may or may not be posting on their Globe Hell Patreon at some point in the future.
* A new season was created in Episode 39: WEATHER whereby everyone will hotbox the sun with weed to create a global warming season. With the ozone, the smoke won't leak into space, so this would simply involve converting the Globe Hole into the Globe Bowl.
	+ Note: It is unclear what the status of this season is after the implementation of World Wide Weed.