Jaxon

* Main
* 19yo (Future)
* Adult (Future)

**Jaxon** is one of Werewolf Jones and Susan's children. He's the older brother of Diesel and Vejonica. Werewolf Jones considers Jaxon the more disappointing of his children.

## Appearence

Jaxon is always seen in his werewolf form and it's not known if he can turn into a human like his parents can. His fur is brown and just a little darker than his father's. He has purple candy stains around his mouth and his eyes are yellow. He also has two prominent front teeth.

He's mostly seen wearing a black *Slipknot* or *Slayer* t-shirt, bright orange or red shorts and black shoes with white socks.

Both Diesel and Jaxon are a lot uglier and more gross-looking than the rest of the characters, due to their dirty, disheveled appearances. In strips set in the future, we see that Jaxon as a grown-up just looks like his dad but more neatly-dressed and clean-cut.

## Personality

Likely as a result of having to endure so much hardship from a young age, Jaxon shows himself to be a surprisingly thoughtful and introspective kid at certain points.

It's suggested at numerous points that both Diesel and Jaxon lash out because they're desperate for their dad's love and attention. During Ram Raids, Jaxon shows interest in grabbing a chemistry set while his dad robs a retail outlet.

## Biography

Jaxon seems to be the Jone's least favorite child. He's been treated poorly and beaten by his father several times through the comics, while Diesel always gets spoiled.

Jaxon has impregnated six 12-year-old female students at his school, Happy Creek Elementary School, which made Jones take him to Lowe's to do a cheap and dangerous vasectomy with Mike. After Jaxon woke up, he was alone in a bathtub, full of bags of ice, with his chest bleeding and face covered in pigeon poo. He got up and left the warehouse trying to find his father. Eventually, Jaxon found Ian, who took him to a stripclub where they found Jones, Mike and Diesel. Jones got mad at Jaxon for getting out of the bathtub and ordered him to wait for him outside of the club, in the rain. Jaxon sat on the sidewalk, covering his head with a piece of cardboard, wishing death upon WW. A prostitute found him asking him if he was "looking for some action", to which he said yes and they left. After this the story jumps to a future where Jaxon married and had kids with this same prostitute, but this is most probably non-canon.

### Criminal Record

* **Assault**
* **Attempted Murder**
	+ In Low-Income Single Father, Principal Corbett calls Jones to tell him that Diesel and Jaxon had stabbed many children at school.
	+ In Heat Wave, Diesel and Jaxon place several razor blades on the water slide of the water park, which leads to Owl's back being almost completely open up and making him lose lots of blood.
* **Hit and Run:** After almost killing Owl with the razor blades on the water slide, Diesel, Jaxon, WW, Megg and Mogg run away to their homes to not get caught.
* **Mugging:** Diesel and Jaxon attacked and then robbed kids at the water park.
* **Theft**
* **Vandalism**

## Trivia

* Jaxon has eaten eggs from dupsters more than once, which makes him have diarrhea.[**citation needed**]
* Diesel and Jaxon used to practice kissing with each other.
* About Diesel and Jaxon, Simon Hanselmann states that *"I know what happens to them when they’re like teenagers and older. I plan very far ahead with these characters, I’m always thinking about them."*
* In three separate stories (XMP-165, Jaxon's Vasectomy, and the end of Crisis Zone) a possible future version of Jaxon is seen wearing glasses. This implies that Jaxon has poor eyesight, and Werewolf Jones either never bothered to have him tested or refused to pay for glasses.

## Links and References

2. ↑ Ram Raids
3. ↑ Jaxon's Vasectomy
4. ↑ Low-Income Single Father
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 Heat Wave
6. ↑ Xavier Guilbert: Simon Hanselmann (September, 2017). du9. Archived from the original on February 18, 2019.