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Crustacean God

Crustacean God is mysterious God of that inhabits Earth and the surrounding solar system, and took part in the Battle of the Desert Planet during the War of Gods. He its an unknown species of Crustacean, and seems to exhibit traits of almost all known crustaceans, such as crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and Giant Krill. He is not a hostile God and tends to keep to himself and his army of shrimp, but during times of desperation such as the War of Gods he can mobilize a large army of crustaceans, and these circumstances even prompted the evolution of Homarids.

## Origin

Crustacean God was first contacted 5 million years ago when ancient researchers discovered a large trench in the Grumbula Rhombus. After further exploration, the Crustacean God was awoken due to the disturbance. Already a powerful entity, he soon became a God due to his immense power. This suggests that Crustacean God is an entity much more ancient than previously predicted. After becoming a god, he was dragged into the War of Gods due to his plans to flood the nearby Desert Planet. He was thwarted by fellow gods and soon decided to be a hermit god, some even call him the Hermit Crab. He currently resides in a giant underwater palace, where his current plans are unknown.

## Powers and Abilities

Crustacean God is an extremely powerful beast even without his access to God Energy. He is able to create a incredibly flexible and durable shell around most of his body, and while this material is able to be destroyed, his regenerative properties make him virtually invincible. It is possible for a barrage of EX level attacks for an extended period of time to pierce his shell and damage him. Crustacean God also has an anomalous control over all crustaceans within 500 miles of him, allowing his to telepathically communicate, as well as temporarily possess them for surveillance purposes.

His special move, Carcinos, is a high-level Water Sacred Art where a target's mind is forcibly tapped into by Crustacean God, and the individual's mental powers are then tested. They must do several hundred mental trials, all involving some sort of crustacean. This process mentally can take many months, but in real time it would last about 30 seconds. If the target fails, their soul will instantly be sucked out of their body, and a stylized tattoo of their last appearance will appear on Crustacean Gods shell. There are currently 34 tattoos on his shell. If the target passes these mental trials, Crustacean God is at a large disadvantage as 60% of his energy must be consumed to use this move.
Identification Tags

Identification Tags, or simply ID Tags, are the Professors execution of Multiverse Aura Hypothesis. This hypothesis states that every single living being, mortal or immortal, that resides in a Crunkiverse has a unique aura. This aura is what truly separates a being and makes them different. However, there is another being in every other Crunkiverse that shares this same aura. Two beings from different Crunkiverses with the same ID Tag are defined as Crunkiverse Counterparts. When two beings of the same ID Tag physically touch, their soul is obliterated. This phenomenon is currently inexplicable, however some thoughts on the subject have suggested a few reasons for this obliteration of the soul. Firstly, it is commonly agreed that the Soulsmith is involved, as truly obliterating a soul is practically underheard of. Second, it is hypothesized that souls would have some other affect if two identical ID Tags were to meet, so the automatic obliteration mechanism prevents this unknown possibility.

In terms of what the ID Tag actually is, this is also debated. The Professor describes it as an aura, but it is practically undetectable without the proper technology. After the Crunch, the Professor seemingly devised a way to detect and define the aura of souls, and all that is known about souls is currently from the Professor. Here are the two facts known about ID Tags:

* ID Tags give off trace amounts of a wave, whose wavelength is inexplicably smaller than the Planck Length. This brings up a myriad of issues, particularly that there is no known way to detect or measure a wavelength smaller than the Planck Length, and that according to string theory a measurement smaller than the Planck Length not exist. Regardless, since it currently cannot be measured by modern technology, and thus the true nature of the undetectable ID Tags cannot be truly known or even properly theorized.
* In contrast to the previous fact, ID Tag waves can exceed the Planck Distance in some cases. The current cataloged individuals with an ID Tag have an aura that is detectable and measurable. An ID Tag is specifically defined as the number of nano-yoctometers (10^-34 of a meter) above the Planck Length that an individuals soul wavelength is.

The ID Tags are determined to exist due to the nature of soul obliteration and individuals with detectable ID Tags, but due to some dead ends in the hypothesis it has not progressed for many decades due to its contradictions with all known quantum mechanics.
Sandals

Sandals is a Space Homie hailing from Sagittarius Alpha-09, the original home world of the Space Homies before moving to Earth. He serves as Grand Supreme Homie of the Space Homie Royal Guard, and usually defeats minor enemies that Tyrone Sidius doesn't bother with. Currently he is part of the Poblano Party and is looking for Psychedelic Steve.

## Powers and Abilities

Sandals is currently the 4th strongest Space Homie currently alive, and that is shown by his strong stats and powerful special move. Beyond an above average strength and endurance, Sandals boasts the ability Sandal Teleportation, where he can teleport to any pair of sandals or slides within a 200 foot range. When he teleports, he teleports so that Sandals is wearing the target pair of sandals after the teleport. This ability is instantaneous, and can only be countered in a few ways. If the sandals are Nike brand, Sandals cannot teleport to them. Furthermore, if you were to place Legos into the target pair of sandals, he'll probably fall over and die instantly. However, Sandals uses this ability to set up an area where pairs of sandals are planted for maximum battle efficiency.
Golems

## Greater Golems

One of the few known Greater Golems, Broliad.

Golems are a race native to Crunkiverse 00A, although there have been recent sightings of Greater Golems in the surrounding Crunkiverse. They are a resilient and powerful race of humanoid creatures, usually made of some kind of mineral or metal. They can be classified into two subgroups, the Lesser Golems, or those created by Inyan, and the Greater Golems, those created by the Beast primordial.

## Lesser Golems

Lesser Golems are the weaker and more humanoid versions of the Greater Golems, and they also lack the significant power that a Greater Golem commands. All Lesser Golems originally came from Inyan, the Stone Beast, and they are all made of some amount of rock originally from Inyan itself.

A typical Lesser Golem is considered to be much stronger than an average human, each Lesser Golem possessing more strength and endurance than the vast majority of humans. For battle capacity, a Lesser Golem would usually rank around a 5-6 on the Beast Index. A Lesser Golem also has a decent grasp on Dirt-based Sacred Arts, usually being able to manipulate a decent sized chunk of earth or rock.

Most Lesser Golems all share a similar ideology, to protect the tunnels of Mount Inya, the remnants of their creator, or the "Stone Father", as they may call it. This results in over 85% of the known Lesser Golem population to inhabit the tunnels of Mount Inya, where they subsist off the rocks found in the area. Studies suggest there are around 15,000 Lesser Golems in the Crunkiverse.

A small portion of L. Golems are free-thinkers, however, and many have traveled to live throughout the Crunkiverse, trying to find the greatest rocks of them all. One such case is Dominoid, the Lesser Golem working with the Watermelon Alliance.

All Golems are effectively immortal in terms of aging, but they can be killed by obliterating their stone form.

## Greater Golems

Greater Golems are the much larger, much more powerful counterparts to Lesser Golems. They were created by the Beast primordial in the Beginning Times, making them incredibly ancient beings. As of now, there are only 6 Greater Golems in the known Crunkiverse.

An average Greater Golem is roughly humanoid but with a titanic size, being comparable to small mountains. This results in a massive strength and endurance stat, and a Beast Index rating of 18.

A Greater Golem can be of either Dirt or Fire alignment, or sometimes both in the case of Broliad. This can give them a volcanic appearance, with aligns with their preferred habitat, volcanic areas. They enjoy feeding on lava and igneous rocks but are capable of ingesting living beings. It is unknown if they gather sustenance from this.

Like Lesser Golems, Greater Golems are immortal unless destroyed completely.
King Mastadonius

King Mastadonius is currently the strongest God of Crunkiverse 00A. He is also the one of the Divine Beasts, and he is known as the King Beast. Being the strongest God, he works with Crunktropolis Craig and reigns over small portions of the Crunkiverse. Earth is within his jurisdiction.

## Origin

Created the same way as his seven brothers, King Mastadonius retained the most of the Beast Primordial's strength. He also was blessed with an above average intellect. After being created, he was released onto the battlefield during the War of Gods. However, Mastadonius did not care for war, and soon deserted the battle in search of something more meaningful. It was this that eventually brought him to meet Charmadeus, an ancient Light primordial, who gave Mastadonius an even greater intelligence than before. He learned of the Beast primordial, as well as the true nature of the Crunkiverse. He then decided that he would attempt to regain his former power as the Beast primordial, and try to ascend to Omnigodhood.

After returning from his meeting with Charmadeus, Mastadonius decided he would destroy all of the Divine Beasts and absorb their power in order to become the Beast primordial once again. His first target was the Mammoth Beast, the fourth strongest of the 7. They battled for many days and nights, but eventually the Mammoth Beast was destroyed and Mastadonius was now strong enough to become a minor God. He passed the God exam, and became a minor God. Throughout the next few millennia, King Mastadonius found only 2 more of the Divine Beasts, the Forest Beast as well as the Stone Beast. He was able to absorb their power and truly ascend past Grenaldy and become the strongest being in all of Crunkiverse 00A, besides Crunktropolis Craig. He currently does not know the location of the other 3 Divine Beasts.

He currently resides in his castle, Mastadonius Keep.

## Powers and Abilities

King Mastadonius is insanely strong, even for a God. It can be said that he can even fight on par with Crunktropolis Craig at 70% of his power, and even transcend the Omnisteve. The latter is only theorized by the fandom. Mastadonius boasts insane stats across the board, and practically defines "god-tier stats".

Like the other Divine Beasts, his Element is unknown. However, Mastadonius has been seen using Fire, Water, and Dark, as well as other non-identifiable Elements. He also can access the special moves of the Mammoth Beast, the Forest Beast, and the Stone Beast. His own special move, Primordial Extinction, is a move where King Mastadonius can temporarily take on the vestige of the Beast primordial itself. This transformation only lasts about 30 seconds, but the transformation itself causes a massive explosion from Mastadonius that can blow away all who oppose him. While in this form, Mastadonius has near-Omnigod levels of strength. It is thought that if Mastadonius were to kill all the Divine Beasts, he would maintain this form indefinitely, and it's strength would increase to Omnigod levels.
Grunky

Grunky is the name of a foreign object that has been under consistent surveillance since the Crunch. Originally an inactive barren planet, Grunky became a source of powerful Extraverse radiation after the Crunch. It cannot be constantly observed by a sentient being, due to risk of damage to an individuals logical decision making part of the brain, or whatever the applicable area may be.

Recently, an AI designed by the Crandis Federation has been designated to observe the anomaly and create logical conclusions as to its origin and purpose. The results of this project are yet to be properly understood.

From what has been gathered, it is likely that Grunky is related in some way to the various reality-warping outcomes of the Crunch, such as Igazi and the Wastelands.
Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain while touring the The Vortex Fields of Isilinganisi

**Kurt Donald Cobain** (February 20, 1967 – April 5, 1994) was an American singer, songwriter, and musician. Cobain was the frontman of American rock band Nirvana. He is remembered as one of the most iconic and influential rock musicians in the history of alternative music, and has been described as a "Generation X icon".

Kurt was a Water-Aligned sorcerer, and was known for his love of long walks in the evenings and mornings.

On April 8, 1994, Cobain was found dead at his home in Seattle by a half-orc Nirvana fan that stalked him on Twitter; it was concluded Cobain died on April 5 at the age of 27 from a self-inflicted shotgun wound to his head.
Intahl

A bronze statue depiction of Intahl

Intahl was a powerful warrior and chief of the first group of Intabi. He was the son of Shahar, a Primevial Titan, and an unknown father. He is first known Demititan, or the procreation of a human and titan. He is thought to be the first Intabi, a race of people who were known for their ferocious strength, likely derived from their titan heritage. During his lifetime, he would bring the army of Shahar under his command after her demise and rule over them for a short time.

## Origin

History of the early Rat God Era is scarce, but it is known that during the time that the Primevial Titans ruled much of Earth that Shahar, one of the strongest titans, gave birth to the only documented Demititan. The circumstances of his birth aren't well known, but it is known that many of the titans attempted to have a human heir, but failed. Soon after he was born, the Titan War began. In this war, the Rat Gods had the goal of eliminating all Primevial Titans, and in response a massive conglomerate army of Titans and their human followers formed to fight back. Intahl's titan-like strength easily propelled him to becoming a frontline warrior for the entirety of the war, but despite his success on the battlefield he was unable to stop the death of his mother, Shahar.

The death of his mother along with many of the Titans marked the end of the Titan War, and due to being overlooked by the Rat Gods, Intahl survived and rallied the remaining armies of Shahar to retreat to the land that is now New Crunk City. Here, he would found Shahari, a short-lived city-state he named after their patron Titan. The nation would be prosperous under the rule of Intahl, as his strength deterred uprisings and warded off potential invaders. Also during this age the Shahari would come upon a massive supply of Ithusian metal in their territory, which furthered the prosperity of the nation.

While ruling for a sum of 24 years, Intahl would die of old age at 74. The next leader of Shahari, his son Selam , would fail to unite the people of Shahari like his father, and soon the city-state fell into disarray and many groups among them would disperse throughout the Northern Continent. Over time, Intahl's legacy and powerful lineage would lead to the tribes around the area becoming the Intabi ethnic group.

## Legacy

Much of what is known about Intahl comes from folk tales of the Intabi, who themselves are far fewer in number in the present than in the distant past. However, the name Intahl brings as much pride and reverence as Shahar, who herself is debatably a more significant figure to the Intabi people as a whole. He is often associated with strength, vitality and leadership.

## Powers and Abilities

Not much is known about Intahl's true strength, but it is known that he was a user of the Wind Element, and that his power on the battlefield was indomitable. According to legends, Intahl never shed a drop of sweat during his lifetime as everything he did was so effortless, leading to the common belief among the Intabi that his special move, Effortless, was the ability to always have the strength and vitality to fight without effort.
David Hasselhoff

**David Michael Hasselhoff** (born July 17, 1952), nicknamed "**The Hoff**", is an American actor, singer, producer, and businessman, who set a Guinness World Record as the most watched man on TV.] He first gained recognition on *The Young and The Restless*, playing Dr. Snapper Foster. His career continued with his leading role as Michael Knight on *Knight Rider* and as L.A. County Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the series *Baywatch*. Hasselhoff produced *Baywatch* from the 1990s until 2001 when the series ended with *Baywatch Hawaii*. On screen, he appeared in films including *Click*, *Dodgeball*, *The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie*, and *Hop*.

In 2000, he made his Broadway debut in the musical *Jekyll & Hyde*. Following his debut, he starred in other musicals including *Chicago* and *The Producers*.

Hasselhoff was born in Baltimore, Maryland, the son of Dolores Therese (née Mullinex/Mullinix; died February 11, 2009), a homemaker, and Joseph Vincent Hasselhoff, a business executive. His family is Roman Catholic, and of German, Irish and English descent. His great-great-grandmother, Meta, emigrated with her family to Baltimore from Völkersen, Germany, 30 kilometres (19 mi) from Bremen, in 1865.[

He spent his childhood in Jacksonville, Florida, and later lived in Atlanta, Georgia, where he attended Marist High School. Hasselhoff made his theatrical debut at the age of seven in Peter Pan, and ever since his childhood dream was to have a career on Broadway. He graduated from Lyons Township High School in La Grange, Illinois in 1970. He was a member of the speech team, senior discussion leaders, president of the choir, captain of the volleyball team and held roles in several plays (including one lead role as Matt in *The Fantasticks*). He studied at Oakland University before graduating with a degree in theater at the California Institute of the Arts.
Space

Space is one of the major Elements in the Crunkiverse. It is easily the most delicious. It is one of the two Major Elements that sits outside of common Elements, such as Water, Light, etc. It is the only Element that harnesses the power of reality other than Time, its counterpart. Sacred Arts derived from Space are often domain-type abilities that channel users will into an area. By tapping into the fabric of space itself, a Space aligned user can bend reality to their will. This makes it one of the most powerful Elements of them all.

## Traits of the Space Aligned

Space aligned beings are always paying attention to the smallest details and their deep sense of humanity makes them one of the most careful alignments. Their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is left to chance, and although they are often tender, their heart might be closed for the outer world. This is an alignment often misunderstood, not because they lack the ability to express, but because they won’t accept their feelings as valid, true, or even relevant when opposed to reason.

## Notable Persons Aligned With Space

* Psychedelic Steve
* Captain Juulian Ranthar
* David Hasselhoff
* Grenaldy
* Chair
* The Dancing Queen
* Master Reagan
The River Herald

The River Herald is a mysterious entity that has only been seen by few, and is a well known legend among advanced Sacred Arts users. It's purpose is thought to be to take any mortal that is being kept alive by unnatural means to the afterlife, or somewhere not in this universe at least. This excludes any form of acsencion, and likely refers to any Sacred Arts or Sacred Artifacts that can extend a persons life.

## Origin

Legends of the River Herald have been whispered throughout mortals for generations, although it was not until recently that more frequent sightings of this entity have been reported. This is likely due to a large imbalance of life and death recently caused by the Crunch. It's first appearance is in ancient history, one such story is retold in the Book of Demarcus about an anonymous mans encounter with the entity. The man was not the one being taken, but was a companion to the one who was taken.

In recent times, its precense has severly halted the progress of life extending practices.

## Description

The River Herald is never physically similar to each person. At most, it is often described as shadowy and difficult to see clearly. There are a few signs of its precense, however. It is often found near bodies of water on a small boat. In historic times, this was often a river, where it originally got its name. While it will initially appear in the water, if its target flees it will give chase, eventually returning to its boat with its victim either dead or trapped inside its net.

Its precense has often been described as comforting. This is likely a memetic effect, and even many high level Sacred Arts Masters have a hard time resisting the calls of the River Herald. Those who witness the River Herald are initially fearful, but usually become docile and have the long lasting effect of significantly lower fear of death.

It wields two powerful tools, its Oar and its Net. They are both comparable to Sacred Artifacts. Its Oar has been confirmed to be a piece of the broken Omniblade, specifically its hilt.

## Powers and Abilties

The River Herald is more of an Omnigod than anything else, but it is more accurate to call it a force of nature. It can be harmed, but it will never stop a chase. It can talk, but never reasoned with. Besides its powerful resistance, if it is able to be destroyed it can remanifest almost instantly.

Its Net is a powerful grappling device, in which it is often used to capture targets in which few can escape.

Its Oar is thought to be the reason behind its ability to travel to locations light years apart instantly. This is likely due to the Omniblades latent power within it, giving the River Herald access to the entire multiverse.
Alexandra Fawkes

Alexandra Fawkes is the largest criminal in Neo Miami that isn't operating under one of the cities various gangs. She is also one of the most destructive criminals in the city, and she is best known for her explosive stick-ups at banks around the city. She is also a rival to X-Ray Los Angeles.

## Origin

Alexandra was born in an unknown village outside Neo Miami, but soon moved to the city with her family at a young age. Due to the state of the city, little could be done for oncoming gang activity. At age 14, she was scouted by the Havana Grove Gang for her newly acquired ability, Pocket Bomb. For most of her teenage life, Alexandra was used as a pawn in violent stick-up operations. However, despite her being forced to do these crimes, she grew to love the life of a mobster and especially that of a bombastic criminal.

During one her last missions with the Havana Grove Gang, Alexandra decided that she wanted to do crime her own way. In an act that would separate her from all future gang affiliations, she blew up and killed all of her associates during the last mission and made off with an estimated 2 million kranks. She then started her own personal operations, getting the help of random unaffiliated gangsters to perform crimes with the firepower of a whole gang.

Today, she boasts a bounty of over 10 million kranks, and performs stick-ups all across the city.

## Powers and Abilities

Alexandra is an anomaly in that she is a rare recipient of two Elements, both Fire and Space, which manifested in one powerful ability, Pocket Bomb. With Pocket Bomb, she can manifest an array of explosives from any pockets she has. The size and shape can vary, but the explosive power scales with the size. In addition, all bombs she produces will detonate if Alexandra is too far away from them. This property is affected by the size of the bomb, with larger bombs having the least distance required to detonate. She can also detonate any bomb she's created remotely as long as they are still active and within her range.

She has shown to be proficient in some forms of martial arts, and she's a decent shot, but her primary means of offense and defense is a variety of explosives produced by her ability.
New Crunk City District 9

New Crunk City District 9, also known as the Aquaculture District, is one of the most important districts to daily life in New Crunk City. It is best known for its aquaculturally driven economy, with all land within its borders being within 5 miles of the Great Lake of Crunk. The district was previously known as the Fishing District, but due to overfishing and a recent ratification of a peace treaty with lake entity Bromet, much of the fishing industry has turned to aquaculture, such as fish breeding, shellfish plantations, and illegal garloid growing operations.

The district is overseen by Carp Denim.

## Origin

District 9 was once known as the Fishing District, and was well known for its robust fishing economy before the Crunch. However, the advent of the Great Lake Floodings was particularly unrelenting to the district, causing it to ravaged in only a few years due to the destruction. Consistent business became impossible, and the district grew extremely poor despite government aid. After the flooding was eventually stopped by Guy Bastille, an additional problem arose with the entity Bromet. Overfishing and the Crunch had awakened the entity, and despite being a chiller Bromet demanded that fishermen reduce their range of fishing within the lake.

A deal was soon put into place that gave NCC rights to some of the lake, but the reduced area and overfished lake still kept the district poor. The signing of the Aquaculture Act allowed for the few fishermen left in the district to start anew, and today the district is now the Aquaculture District.

## Economy

About 16% of the population of the city works in District 9, with plentiful jobs in the district due to lax aquaculture laws and the overall efficiency of the practice. Workers are anywhere from low education manual workers to trained professionals. The economic hierarchy in the district is best looked at as a collection of land owners, often referred to as moguls, owning one or more plots off the coast of the district. These plots were handed out after the flooding of the district, in which the District 0 government signed a landmark deal that allowed fishermen who lost their business to claim a piece of the new economic plan for the district.

In total, there are about 3,189 moguls with rights to lake aquaculture, with moguls themselves ranging from sustenance farmers to large scale companies that produce a variety of goods. Some of most popular goods produced here are fish, shellfish, and some crops. The district is well known to have one of the fastest growing markets in the city, leading to an influx of workers over the past decade. This agriculture-adjacent economic growth has made the traditional farmers of District 1 seethe in agricultural rage.
Mr. Hawkdale

Artist's rendition of Mr. Hawkdale

Mr. Hawkdale is a human male and spacetime anomaly of average height and build, and medium anomalous distortion. First spotted leaving The Wastelands, he has since been reported in other locations across spacetime. Recognized by his signature space suit, he has been known to appear in order to change small details that have larger repercussions on the timeline. His motives are unknown, though it is suspected based off eyewitness accounts that he is either hiding from something or looking for something.

### Powers and Abilities

Although not much is known about Mr. Hawkdale, it is predicted that he has some inherent knowledge of the timeline and how to change it, often using his special move The Butterfly Effect. As the name would imply, he inflicts minimal change on objects and individuals but has colossal influence on future events. The most notable change of these was helping Lauren F. Wilson file her taxes, starting a chain of events that led directly to the rediscovery of The Endless Spire.
The New God

The New God as seen during the Triple Eclipse

The New God is a self-proclaimed deity that is currently running the 1789th Drawing of the Craig, rather than Crunktropolis Craig. Since the appearance of the New God, Crunktropolis Craig is nowhere to be seen.

## Origin

The New God was first seen after the Crunch during the first Triple Eclipse, are when the 3 moons of Earth align between Earth and the Sun. This incredible display triggered an unknown event, similar to the Crunch but on a nanoscopic level. It was here that New God appeared, a humanoid figure in a shield of energy, likely a refined form of Aether. It proclaimed itself to be the New God, the lord of all things. While this angered the many gods of the Crunkiverse, it was not an optimal time to deal with an anomaly such as this. So they all went off and did their own thing. However, the New God as prompted the beginning of many Crunch-related events. Although the Crunch happened before the New God appeared, it seemed as though it triggered the appearance of many more hostile entities.

After it appeared, it soon left the planet and was absent for many months, until it returned and gave the announcement of the 1789th Drawing of the Craig. This surprised many of the Gods and mortals, as a foreign entity was running the Drawing, rather than Craig. It also announced the unprecedented battle royale tournament for the Drawing, rather than the traditional method. This further prompted the attack on the New God, where Agamemnon was defeated at the hands of the New God after he confronted the being. Agamemnon's encounter is the only information we currently have on this being. King Mastadonius is busy right now, so he might try and talk to the New God later.

## Powers and Abilities

The New God is a being of unknown power and ability, but based on Agamemnon's encounter, it can be hypothesized that it is a god level entity, and likely the strongest god in the Crunkiverse. However, due to it's lack of god energy, it is technically not a god.

Most of it's stats are unknown, but it appears to have incredible strength and insane arcane potential. Agamemnon has also discovered one it's abilities. It appears the New God is surrounded in a large sphere of energy at all times, and that this energy field functions as a extra-dimensional space, specifically one that has both non-Euclidean and time-slowing qualities. Without explaining it via existence theory, it essentially functions as supertask, as the closer one gets to the New God, the slower they move, and the more space they have to travel. The Professor thinks that there is infinite space between the New God and his opponents at all times. This makes his endurance hard to calculate, but in practice it is infinite.
The Gruh Moment

An accurate recreation of the Gruh Moment.

The Gruh Moment was a catastrophic natural event that occurred approximately 300 years before the initial settlement and establishment of New Crunk City. This in fact was what created the plains that New Crunk City would be built upon

While archaeologists are in dispute over what caused the Gruh Moment, there is general consensus about its timeline and effect.

### Timeline

The Gruh Moment was set off by a mysterious explosion near the top of Mount Intaba in the middle of the day. While it has no immediate effects, it cleared a patch of snow off the top of the mountain, revealing the raw Ithusian metal on the top. When night came, the light from the lunar eclipse activated the metal, causing it to react and rapidly vibrate. This shook more snow off the top of the mountain, furthering the reaction, until nearly the entire mountain was revealed. At this point the strong vibrations reached a nearby sea, causing a tsunami to wash over the land until it again reached Mount Intaba. When the water came in contact with the then-activated ithusian metal, it created a chain reaction that nearly tore the planet in half. The resulting crater eventually grew beck into a plain, until the city was founded there

The suspected deity that decided to make the mountain out of ithusian metal declined our request for a comment.

### Suspected Causes

While it is almost impossible to tell for sure what caused this phenomenon, some suspect it was members of the Crandis Federation, intending to simply clear a small patch off the top of the mountain for excavation. Another theory suggests that the initial explosion was an indirect effect of the Crunch, through temporal phasing. Some wilder theories suggest it was the Watermelon Alliance, sending an agent back in time to create a future hideout in New Crunk City for a different timeline.
Chunk

Chunk is one of the many primordials that used to roam the Crunkiverse. Being the primordial of Ooze and Destruction, Chunk was sealed away by the Shamans of the East in Zone 4-1 1,000,000 years before the Crunch. Unlike the other primordials, Chunk was not destroyed at the end of the Beginning Times due to it being weaker compared to the other primordials. Currently, it is sealed in a high level barrier. Before it could be sealed, it separated a small part of itself to one day free it in the future. This part of it is now known as Salami Pete. The Shamans of the East then made Zone 4-1 accessible only by the Salami Technique, and in Zone 4-1 only the "worthy" could free Chunk. Currently it is unknown who is worthy.

Chunk's only desire is to destroy. Before being sealed, it roamed the 3rd layer of the Aetherspace, destroying villages and rarely large cities. When it reached the second layer of the Aetherspace after climbing the Cloud 9, the Shamans of the East were summoned to destroy it. Unable to be destroyed, it was eventually sealed.

## Powers and Abilities

Chunk is a gigantic mass of an unknown fluid. This fluid has an extremely high viscosity and corrosive acidity when separated from Chunk, but it seems as though Chunk can change it's viscosity and acidity at will when it is a part of it. At its highest viscosity, it can dissolve most rocks, perhaps excluding extremely durable igneous rocks. Metal can be weakened, but not destroyed. Worst of all, organic matter seems to dissolve rather quickly in the acid.

Chunk is able to rapidly create this fluid, with a maximum observed capacity of about 10 million gallons, though normally Chunk will be about 5 million gallons at any given time. It is able to rapidly regenerate this fluid if destroyed, giving it an absurd endurance against foes. This intense ooze comes from its unique Minor Element, Ooze.

Chunk seems to possess some parts of it's body that are not this fluid, these being a type of nucleus and a set of large teeth and a mouth. With this mouth, it can communicate, although it speaks the ancient language of the primordials. The nucleus is a very small sphere with an approximate .45 meter radius. Its purpose is unknown, but it is known that it is highly durable, and likely contains some type of brain or neuron complex. This nucleus moves around the slime at high speeds constantly.

It's special ability, Chunky Monkey, is where Chunk will temporarily split into dozens of smaller Chunks, these usually being the size of small buildings. This increases it's destruction per second immensely, but it leaves one of the Chunk's, the Prime Chunk, vulnerable due to the fact that it holds the nucleus, and the nucleus has less room to move. This would be the ideal moment to attempt to destroy the nucleus.
Grandis Arc II

The Grandis Arc II is the current flagship of the Crandis Federation Space Armada. It is known as the most powerful battleship in existence, or at least in the known multiverse. It was built after Crandal Creamsworth discovered the marvelous abilities of Aether Cores. It was built 190 years ago, and is currently guarding the Imperial Palace in an unknown solar system. It has only been spotted near Earth once, during the Crunch, in which it and a small armada assessed the damage.

Its current captain is Corporal Micky Bizkid.

## Origin

After discovering how to create Aether Cores, the engineers of the Crandis Federation began upgrading the flagship of the time, the Grandis Arc I, into the gargantuan ship seen today. It was first used in the Battle of the Desert Planet, in which the Desert Planet was purged of a resistance led by the Rat Gods. The artillery of the Grandis Arc II managed to obliterate the enemy flagship, the Boeing Rat 77, and gain control of the Desert Planet.

## Powers and Abilities

The Grandis Arc II has one of the largest firepower of any machine in the known Crunkiverse. It's Aether powered technology allows it to travel at high speeds while maintaining stability and a high defense. Furthermore, it allows the Grandis Arc II to fire high-density reality-bending beams that can change the Existence Factor of it's targets.

The Aether Cores also provide a bathroom that never clogs, and a shower that always has warm water. epic.
The 88 Tealords

The 88 Tealords is a 10,000 year old foundation of enlightened tea masters that separated from the Greater Tea Alliance 10,000 years ago. The members of this group were all high ranking tea masters, and mastered to art of tea in it's entirety. This group uses the power of their combined Element, Tea, to preserve to purity and sanctity of tea through sacred rituals. The Bartender is a previous Grand Oolong.

## Hierarchy and Membership

The 88 Tealords are separated into three groups based on hierarchy.

**Tea Lotus** - A basic member, allowed access to the Tea Sanctum and allowed to be present for the annual meetings for the Tealords. They are still geniuses in tea relative to the entire population, and can make a great cup of jasmine. There are 64 Tea Lotuses in the council.

**Tea Lord** - These are higher ranking tea masters that can use the powers of Element to make the perfect tea. There are 21 Tea Lords in the council, 14 of which have Water alignment, and 7 of which have Dirt alignment. This 2:1 combination is said to create the perfect Elemental tea.

**Grand Oolong** - It is said that tea flows throughout their very being, and that their blood itself is tea. Together, the Grand Oolongs are the true masters of tea making, and a cup of tea made by them is described as "drinking the pee of a goddess". That's fucked up but I can vibe it. There are 3 Grand Oolongs, 2 of which have Water Alignment, and one of which is Dirt aligned.

To become a member of the 88 Tealords, there are two prerequisites. One is that there must be a spot open, as there can be no more or no less than 88 members. Second, one must present a cup of tea to the three Grand Oolongs. The type of tea, the temperature, and the cup are all determined by the applicant. If the tea is enjoyed by the majority of the three, they will become a Tea Lotus. If denied, they will be sent out, and their ability to make tea is stolen from them. It is unknown how this happens.

Once a part of the 88 Tealords, you are for the rest of your life. The only escapees from them are the Bartender and General Wushi. As a member, one must participate in all the meetings, go to bingo night, and bring something good for the potluck.
Kyle Torpedo

Kyle Torpedo is a Kyle hailing from New Crunk City District 6, and is a notable member of the Poblano Party. He is best known for being a previous Gold Medal diver in many competitions in the city, but after Mr. Poblano offered to pay his insanely high medical bills he joined the organization and soon became a high ranking officer. It is of note that he is the father of Kyle Forearms.

## Origin

From a young age, the nature of Kyle Torpedo's elemental prowess made him ideal for being a diver, as he could manipulate the speed at which he fell, allowing for him to gain fame and notoriety throughout the city. However, as his stunts became more and more treacherous, the money he got from diving could not help him pay his medical bills. It was then that Mr. Poblano approached Kyle at a Taco Bell Bar, offering him world class medical treatment for the use of his superior abilities. From then on, Kyle became a member of the Poblano Party, and his unique abilities were useful in taking out the enemies of the party.

Kyle Torpedo was last seen rocketing through the walls of a prison compound in District 12 at approx~ 5,000 mph.

## Powers and Abilities

Kyle Torpedo has some of the most potent Space elemental prowess in the known Crunkiverse, with his signature moves relating to the ability to manipulate his own gravity. In terms of the scale at which he can manipulate gravity, he is unmatched, with the caveat being he can only use said abilities on himself. What this ends up being is the ability to increase the effectiveness of gravity on himself towards another point, and effectively making himself a human torpedo towards the target.

The main drawback of this ability is that Kyle Torpedo is not durable in the slightest, and rocketing into buildings at high speeds often brings him to the brink of death on many occasions. This is offset by many of the resources provided by the Poblano Party as well as the main healing force of the organization, Nedward. Partnered with Nedward, Kyle Torpedo has been known to pierce Ithusian metal at speeds of up to 10,000 mph.
The Beast of Borfeld

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The Beast of Borfeld is an anomalous entity created by the Borfeld Zone, and currently occupies New Crunk City District 13. Estimated to weigh around 1 ton, the Beast has taken the role of the apex predator in District 13, hunting anything and anyone it comes across.

## Origins

Though the exact details of its creation remain unknown, the extremely high Existence Factor of the Beast has led The Professor to theorize that a lesser ground shrew encountered the Borfeld Zone, which caused every version of that shrew in every timeline to converge as one. The result was the perfected version of the shrew, with all the strength, smarts, and hunger of its multiversal counterparts. Immediately after its creation, the Beast went on a rampage and made a beeline toward its new permanent hunting grounds of District 13, which besides the destruction and carnage was pretty dope to watch. There was a pretty cool moment where it jumped up through a helicopter and ate everyone inside on its way out. With that said our respects and condolences are with the NCCPD troopers whose lives were lost in the helicopter.

The first rampage of The Beast was widely televised, and left impressions on many, despite condemnations from the New Crunk City Government. A popular rumor is that the speed of The Beast inspired Koboi.

## Powers and Abilities

Professor V'vurm ranks The Beast of Borfeld at an impressive 18 on the Beast Index, a fact made more impressive considering its relative size compared to other beings in the same ranking, like The Hostile Colossus or the Island of Sentient Bees. While it lacks the pure destructive force of these counterparts, it is perhaps the most focused killer ever found, often killing anything it can just for sport.

Besides supernatural strength and speed, The Beast is deeply intelligent, making it an extremely dangerous threat for even prepared residents of District 13. Its most used and most powerful attack is its special move, the Evil Death Jump. By using its natural jumping strength in a stealthy manner, the Beast is able to attack from a distance and with little to no warning. Essentially it jumps from really far away and kills you.
Guy Bastille

Guy Bastille is a human male that is currently the Vice Commander of the New Crunk City military, as well as Secretary of Defense for the city. He is well known as the "Human Fortress" with his powerful dirt abilities. Despite technically being a subordinate of Juulian Ranthar, he is most often the one to create and proceed with military actions on a city level. He is one of the most fearsome officials in the city, often being an auxiliary advisor to Mayor Winkledon. He is also responsible for creating the Three Tier Dam, which was a landmark (literally) achievement that saved much of the city from the flooding Great Lake of Crunk.

## Origin

Guy Bastille was born in the Crandis Federation before the Crunch, but soon after being born his parents moved into an affluent neighborhood in District 7. Guy grew up as an outcast, as he generally didn't fit in with other children. He was rambunctious, loud, and tough. His attitude did not lend well to his academics, and by high school he would often play hooky to enter illegal boxing rings in District 12. Renowned in his time as the Iron Guy, his aptitude for toughness brought the attention of military recruiters near the end of his senior year in high school. With little else to pursue, he agreed to join as a recruit. He was very successful in his assigned missions, often being a cornerstone of dangerous missions involving defense. During this time he would create the ability known as the Citadel de Bastille, a handy ability that made any ground attacks face defeat in a matter of hours.

After many years of successful campaigns, Guy was at this point a Major General, and was a major asset in the recovery from the Crunch. His ability was instrumental in the first of many Great Lake Floodings, a result of increased storm surges post-Crunch. During the worst of these, Guy would perform a feat of immense strength and arcane ability, creating the magnificent Three Tier Dam, which still stands today and alleviates flooding to the city. This act brought him his current status of Vice Commander, where he is today.

## Powers and Abilities

Guy Bastille is a renowned for his toughness, and this comes from his innate ability to increase the hardness of himself and also the element Dirt, which is his alignment. This ability allows him to increase the toughness of something up to that of steel. While this ability is impressive, during his time as a new recruit he combined his hardening ability with his Dirt elemental alignment to create the Citadel de Bastille, a technique that can move and harden Dirt with great precision. This is often used to create walls and fortresses on the spot with little effort. These walls will eventually crumble if Guy doesn't provide regular maintenance, but the efficiency and scale of this ability remains virtually unparalleled among humans.
Tajus

Tajus is an ancient ice-aligned dragon who is the sole protector of the Endless Spire. He lies in wait for the return of Isaac the Gruund.

After the collapse of the Qingus Dynasty, Tajus was assigned by the last Lord Versace himself to protect the Endless Spire and its contents until the return of either him or his son, Isacc the Gruund. As he was then leaving to go back to the front lines, a stray arrow stuck him down. Tajus, heartbroken at his master's death, kept his promise, forgoing food, water, and sleep to do so. Any attack that has occurred on the spire has been foiled by his efforts alone.

## Powers and Abilities

His special move, Iqhwa Ubulili, is what allows him to survive without taking time away from the tower, by allowing his body to heal at an incredible rate. This also acts as his method to feed him, and gives him his EX tier endurance stat.

Oh yea he can also fly.