Session 12

Session 12 took place on the 20th of July 2023.

Notes were taken by Polychrome

**RH**: Okay. What are the rules, fuckfaces?

**NO — guns, knives, malicious harm, tech or powers that block or guide shots, messing with equipment**

**Referee:** Rick Flag

**Vee Team**: Blue

* Respawn
* Jericho (Trained by Deathstroke, power of possession)
* Red Robin (Trained by Batman, possibly Lady Shiva)
* Nightwing
* Speedy (Archer, trained by Arsenal and Green Arrow)
* Signal
* Batgirl
* Julie
* Trinity (Amazonian, Biological Daughter of Diana)
* Stitch (they/them) (Magic user, Apprentice of Doctor Fate)
* Static (Electric Powers)

**Jason Team**: Red

* Blue Beetle
* Ravager
* Omen
* Red Arrow
* Arsenal
* Robin
* Kid-Ink
* Donna
* Artemis
* Furtim
* Joker’s Daughter

**Jason Brief**: very intense. Wants distractions, illusions, and has files on everyone, knows all their capabilities. Has bribes ready. Honestly I was too busy planning my own strat to get too detailed here.

**Polychrome Brief**:

* Julie, Stitch - run interference. create chaos and fuck shit up.
* Respawn, Jericho, Julie - ground interference and shoot ‘em ups
* Red Robin, Speedy, Trinity, Stitch - strength and movement, keep Stitch safe
* Nightwing, Batgirl, Signal - shooters and movers, do your thing
* Static, Vee - fliers, distractions, sky interference

SO MANY TYPES of laser tag guns, no automatic. Vee takes two pistols like she’s been practicing with with Rhys. Vests seem standard.

Semi-auto, [Jake said to duct tape that shit]

Everyone seems chill about the plan! Yay!

> “No plan survives first contact with the enemy – do your best :)”
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### Round One

#### Blue:

RR group goes one direction, Trinity carries invisible Stitch

N group goes opposite direction

R, forward

Vee, Static: straight up, fast

R, Assess the Situation: Biggest threat? Ravager or Joker’s Daughter

J, Unleash your powers, throw a fuckin dock container

Immediately wrecks a building, which she was told not to do

Vee and Static go straight up

Assess the Situation: Best interference: False Positives, distractions, draw people with false flags and noises by throwing hard light balls, Blinding.

Most Vulnerable: Convince Furtim to turn, maybe could get Kid-Ink

#### Red:

Artemis is good at this, L&O vibes, follows the sound of the building crash. Kid-Ink is smitten, fails to become a fanny pack. Artemis thinks he might have tried to feel her ass.

Rhys/Jules/Jer surprised by Art/KI

Art causes Opportunity for KI & she is shooting Rhys and Jer

KI flanks around to sneak up on them and let it rain

He… misses. Maybe hits once. They all know where he is now.

JULIE’S GONNA WRASSLE ARTEMIS, SUBDUE HER AND LET THEM SHOOT HER A LOT

Artemis shoots Julie once, Julie creates an opportunity for her allies to shoot Artemis

Jericho lands two hits

Rhys shoots Kid-Ink and takes his gun

Blue Beetle and Donna are together

Points out: NW BG S vs Rav RedA Ars, engaged in intense ground battle. Gonnaaaa avoid that.

They see Vee and Static lighting up to "fly," Vee and Static see Donna and BB

Static shoots, he’s not good at it

Vee shoots, Static helps, HIT DONNA WITH BOTH YE, resist and avoid blows

Donna roped Static

BB, dual wielding at each person. Oh THAT’S why Jason picked him first

Vee has one gun in hand, another in a holster. Impressed by BB.

NW, BG really good, S still p good VS. Ars sucks, Rav saves the Day, RA not so good.

Robin and Furtim, getting updated by Omen, trying to push her buttons. TRYING TO IMPRESS FURTIM SO MUCH. “I don’t have a dad.” “You want one?” Oh my god I love this kid brother.

> “OH, HE’S GONNA BE IN A TUTU AND HOMELESS? \*THAT’S\* FUNNY.” Comfort or supported, NOT taking it seriously.
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Furtim’s gonna blast John Cena over comms. Damian warns Red Hood, who did not mention having a comm. Maybe waiting for Furtim to turncoat? Oh wait right, there are batcomms because Oracle. ONLY batfam comms are affected. Alerted to RR’s presence - Trinity flies away with totally nothing in her arms. Alerted to Speedy’s location, she missed.

### Round Two

**Plan:** defend Static. By pinning her and BB to the roof with a large net of light. Escape those two.

KI, wants to Defend Artemis from Julie, oh my god he rolls horribly again and fails

Artemis breaks free by getting smaller then getting too big for Julie to hold

Ravager shows up ????

Julie would like to defend! PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER

Rips open the ground, defends successfully but falls in her own hole in the sewers.

Respawn provokes Jericho to possess Artemis, and drop down in the sewers for safety

Jericho does it. Makes Art run away, drops down into cover. Respawn takes cover.

Ravager keeps not hitting??

Donna lasso's Static. Vee shoots Donna. Donna commands Static to Rest. He passes out, Donna feels VERY guilty. You’re using Athena’s gift for this? Really?

Blue Beetle is distracted and misses, Vee shoots him.

Vee Provokes Donna to let Static go into a net for Vee to catch and heal

Vee flees the encounter with Static in tow. BB gets some shots off. Vee makes a note to comfort Donna after because she isn’t actually upset with her.

John Cena theme team, Signal is STRUGGLING with his phone.

Ravager shoots, does pretty okay. Everyone’s doin okay.

Damian is John Wick rn. The blue team is doin okay in this encounter (RR, Sp, Tr, St). Furtim teleports behind and shoots, good job Furtim bb. Trades blows. TRINITY ROPE TIME! Joker’s Daughter JUMPS on Trinity midair. Spider-monkey climbing, mushing something into her face. Furtim says RH is fighting to not be homeless, throws RR off. Speedy is like “fuck that guy.”

### Round Three

Respawn kills the illusory Rose, has a PERFECT roll, damn. 14

Jericho mostly Defends

Kid-Ink runs around stealing everyone’s guns, creates opportunities for Artemis. EVERYONE’S. 10, hell yeah finally

Static is slapped around by Vee, but is down for the count

Vee flies up to the highest point she can and creates a million false shots hitting Team Red from every direction across the entire map, 14

Used Time for the Show: Red Hood and Damian. Damian asks Furtim if she wants to turncoat for a bit. D, F/A, and JD firefight each other for fun.

BB is a one man army

Donna just wants to fly away and be sad, she defends, 10

RH is sniping the fuck out of people, assessing the situation to be a tactician

Nightwing does not do so hot in the second half :<

Batgirl having fun

Signal trying his best

Red Arrow really well

Arsenal really well

Ravager really well

Red Robin doing well

Speedy doing even better now!

Trinity a bit off her A game after face game

Stitch and Omen are in a magical battle, when they’re stumbled upon they get moved

Robin turncoats and fights for fun and chaos

Furtim turncoats and fights for fun and chaos, 8

Joker’s Daughter has been setting SO many traps. Rhys falls in a pit, at the bottom is a giant whoopee cushion. Furtim finds him and shoots him once then runs away.

Julie works on fucking shit up and making the arena super chaotic from below, 7

Leftover Team goes towards points

### The Conclusion

WHO WILL WIN!? WE FUCKING TIIIIIIIIED at 869

* **Top Five**: Artemis, Nightwing, Batgirl, Ravager, Respawn
* **PC Scores:** Vee (99), Donna (37), Julie (58), Furtim (74), Kid-Ink (85), Respawn (121)

Jason takes off his mask and throws it on the ground. Red Hood has to wear a tutu in a music video AND gets a place to live. Vee admits there's already been made a room for him at the Oblivion.

Jason: “Why did we do this!?”

Vee: “You asked.”

Jason: "Good game."

Vee: "You too" Batman nod smile

Vee grew into her own self-image. Usually thinks she’s seen as frivolous: actually felt like a competent leader who was taken seriously and came up with a good plan, tied with someone INCREDIBLY well-prepared.

Once the fun seems to be over and people just start to hang, Julie is fuckin' gonzoes

Compliments Respawn on getting 5th. He says he’ll aim higher next time. Compliments her on being a good leader and doing a good job. Thanks her for picking him first, says that doesn’t happen for him. She hugs him and says he was always her first choice, she really didn’t want Red Hood to take him. She tries to ruffle his hair, but there is a helmet there, which she ruffles instead. He takes off his helmet to reveal a matching balaclava. Takes that off, and she rubs his hair. He bends down to help her reach, she says “Don’t patronize me.” “I’m not, I’m… helping a friend.” “opens mouth closes mouth … O-okay, I guess that’s fine.”

Furtim and Damian-Robin talk, she gets his number. Furtim says something about "dude" in reference to herself, Damian thinks he misgendered her. “I mean, you have the Gay Avenger on your team.” She says she is a Chick and likes Dick - Damian offers to put a good word in. Learning that that’s Nightwing, she says she can’t date someone with a better ass than her.

They move to talk with Rhys, it is very good.

“Is your friend stupid?”

“I’m your friend, too now, idiot.”

> “Is my friend stupid?”
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Respawn and Damian family photo taken by Alyssa. Standing totally normally yeah.

The John Cena theme is so good. Oracle hasn’t even tried to shut it off yet.

(paraphrased) Furtim: points at Damian His Dad still adopts kids

Respawn: You have a mom?

Furtim: No, I don’t.

Respawn: What? Oh. Well, then yeah.

Donna talked to Artemis. She’s not of Themiscyra, but of a splinter group of Amazons who did not follow Hippolyta, but Bana-Mighdall. They are uh… not gonna be (fast) friends. Despite Donna’s best efforts.

Donna comes to ask Vee about her “MARRIAGE WITH RED ROBIN” very VERY loudly, to Vee’s absolute mortification. Furtim films it. Red Hood starts CACKLING. Tim doesn’t know why people are looking at him. Polly, incredibly pressed, says they’re not getting married, he asked her to karaoke. She gets increasingly embarrassed and starts to storm off, yells over her shoulder to her team that they did a good job. Jason starts Chanting “Polly likes Robins~” she trips over rubble when he does and stomps off more angrily. Tim keeps asking “What do you mean RobinS?” Jason just keeps laughing and chanting. Polychrome, incredibly flustered, leaves without being able to string a sentence about it to anyone and doesn’t even think to take a door out of the arena, just goes and hides in a building somewhere. When Tim stops asking what Jason means, he’s like “I mean, I don’t own her…” Madi why are the bat boys all so woke. “I shot my shot. I’m still shootin it. I’m talking to other people too.”