The Lost Boys

"**The Lost Boys**" is the twenty-eighth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

This episode plays the Little Shop of Horrors show in the podcast feed. It was made available in the Patreon feed as "Lost Episodes #2: The Lost Boys" on March 2, 2020.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe do a commentary episode for 1987's The Lost Boys!*

## Before The Film

* It's been a month! Pat is shoeless and had one of the most nightmarish weeks of his working life, unfortunately the details cannot be shared.
* Joe's back from the Impractical Jokers cruise and had a great time. Pat loves that Sal Vulcano, Joe forgot to mention Pat's name to him.
* Thanks to 100 people signing up for the Himalaya app, they're doing The Lost Boys!
* On With The Joe!

## Commentary Topics

* Pat notices Joe says "1-2-3 play" then, "here we go, 1-2-3 play".
* Pat admits he doesn't like The Lost Boys.
* They run down Schumacher's filmography, a lot of unwatchables and F's.
* Rob McEllhenney was fired from Tigerland by Schumacher, who said "wait, you can't act". He was replaced by Colin Farrell.
* Joe did a show in Santa Cruz and told the crowd it looked like a Lost Boys town. Turns out that's where it was filmed.
* ScreamNN
	+ The CW is doing a Lost Boys pilot.
	+ Joe has canceled Netflix due to them refusing to re-edit Bird Box, which used footage of a Canadian train wreck. He's moved on to Tubi.
* Pat's Movie Corner
	+ The Compleat Al (Joe)
		- They stop to mention the famous saxophone player scene.
		- Jami Gertz, yowza! Not good in this movie though.
		- Jason Patric is the Joel Schumacher of actors.
		- Kiefer Sutherland's girlfriend was Pat's notary for his house sale.
		- Joe has a Cable Guy level experience with the Spectrum internet guy.
		- Harvey Leeds: State of Shock video cracks them up.
	+ Pat watched Suspiria, he has a lot to say, Joe will watch.
	+ Star 80 (Pat)
	+ UHF (Joe)
		- He watched it three times on Tubi.
	+ Heaven Can Wait (Pat)
	+ Horror Hunters (Joe)
	+ Ben is Back (Pat)
* "What are you, the Flying Nun?" Oof.
* Best sitcom ending to a film ever: Easy Money.
* Nothing sinks its teeth in for Pat, it's not funny or scary.
* The idea of living in a beach town after your parents divorce, like in this movie, intrigued young Joe.
* Pat recommends the 80's All Over podcast.
* Stranger Things is a PG successor to this movie, we never get these kinds of R rated movies for kids anymore. Like The Gate, Fright Night, and Stand by Me.
* That great movie trailer voice from the 1980's. They try to do that guy ordering from Taco Bell.
* The great and varied career of screenwriter Jeffrey Boam. He wrote Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, which Joe says has the best ending ever.
* Shoutouts.
* Joe, what's your favorite film of the 80's? Fatso. And Creepshow is a perfect film.
* Joe talks Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Tales from the Crypt, and Tales from the Darkside.
* Everyone despised Dennis Miller when working with him in Bordello of Blood.
* Horror comedies like Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Haunted Honeymoon, and Young Frankenstein and how most don't have much horror (the best of the lot, Evil Dead 2, has both).
* The boys are going out and Jami Gertz is superhuman in this movie.
* Pat saw Elton John, facing his back. His favorite song: Someone Saved My Life Tonight.
* Was Dick Van Dyke with soot on his face in Mary Poppins blackface?