Part 23

Sprite Cranberry or Marlboro Cigarettes, which will it be?

The **Meme House Christmas Special** (Part 23) was a special episode of Meme House that aired on Christmas of 2020. The stream is half canon and half non-canon, and takes place in between Season 2 and Season 3, being referred to as an OVA.

## Plot and Events

Following the events of Season 2's finale, the Bogans are invited by Bob Ross for a Christmas party celebrating his promotion, which is being held at the Squarepants Household. Upon arrival, Dio suddenly becomes high, and proceeds to the basement, dragging Albert Wesker out of his bed to Self-Woohoo. Bogan decides to take a selfie with Dio, but effectively takes a photo of himself. Dio decides to take a selfie with Bogan also, but excludes him from the photo entirely. Bob Ross is seen crying outside, Dio comes to console him, and learns that Bob likes the color blue, and also a new type of fish. In Christmas spirit, Dio gifts Bogan an E-cig, Bogan proceeds to take a hit of the vape, and suddenly becomes possessed by The Mother, and prematurely leaves the party. Dio then gives Bob a gravestone, which Bob seems to like.

Back at the Bogan Household, Bulk becomes possessed again by the "power of Christmas", and is seen running into the distance, past The Cursed Lands, where a portal has mysteriously appeared. Shaggy enters the ruined Meme House, and asks Dio about cards, but Dio, channeling his inner Randy Orton, immediately RKO's Shaggy to death. Bogan returns home, and gifts The Grim Reaper a plate of ham, which he enjoys. Bogan, now inspired, decides to become Santa. Bogan dresses up as Santa, and Dio dresses as an elf.

Bogan writes a children's book titled "I killed Santa, replaced him, and is giving your dad trash for Christmas."

Bogan is invited by someone for a party, and ends up in Sulani, where he gifts a child a tombstone, before swimming out to the ocean and meeting a dolphin. Thinking this would be an ideal Christmas gift for him, Bogan decides to call over Jotaro, the two then begin skinny dipping in the sea, meanwhile, Jotaro's husband, Kakyoin sends him flirtatious texts on the phone. The two swim well into the night, before Bogan returns home.

Anakin causes a large fire near the Meme House before running off, Bogan continues waiting for the Christmas presents he ordered, not realizing it's Spring. A mailman delivers the presents the Bogan's had ordered, and is promptly punched in the face by a frustrated Bogan for taking so long with the order. Bogan then gifts him bills which were given to him, before setting off for Kira's house.

### Santa Bogan's Gift Giving Adventure

Once there, he enters and gives Kira the finished copy of his book. Not too long after, Bogan leaves to give out more presents. He gifts Toad a pack of cigarettes, as he deduced that cigarettes could be the cause of his raspy voice, and gifts a pack of cigars to Duke Nukem. Bogan intends to perform a lapdance on Duke, but is distracted by a baby girl in a crib, who is apparently the son of Duke and also Jesus himself. Bogan proceeds to the Robotniks, where he gifts Jim Carrey an e-cig, a pack of cigars to Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, and several lapdances to Eggman Boom. Bogan nonchalantly gives Metal Garfield corn starch, but mostly leaves him alone due to never having met him. Bogan gives Chat a sprite cranberry, and Jerma a pack of corn starch. He spots Jason Vorhees outside and gifts him a sprite cranberry, Jason promptly joins the Bogans. Bogan goes to Fren's house and gifts him a jolly rancher bag. Bogan visits Spongebob and gives him cigarettes, though he does not like the present, Bogan enters the basement and finds Wekser asleep, he wakes him up and gifts him a vape, but Wesker hates it. Bogan proceeds to masturbate in Wesker's bed, causing him to leave. He attempts to give Nemesis a gift, but he gets possessed by The Mother yet again, delaying the gift giving briefly. Once Bogan comes back to his senses, he gives a very pregnant Jill some Sprite Cranberry, which she likes, and Nemesis a Trashplant Fruit, which he dislikes. before ripping another incarnation of Serial Killer Shaggy's heart out of his body while Spongebob, Wesker, Jill, Nemesis and Anakin all watch him doing this. The Grim Reaper beats him up, before a cop enters and exits the house, Bogan then gifts the cop's partner a sprite cranberry in order to ignore the previous heart ripping out incident. Bogan visits the CBT Wizard, and finds he has an erection nearly as long as he is tall. Bogan decides to gift the CBT Wizard CBT, before leaving for the CD-i Household. Bogan talks to Link, who proceeds to dip his feet in radioactive water, and gives him the heart of Shaggy, which heals Link, cigars to The King, and a styrofoam cup to Zelda. Bogan gives Mr. Krabs money, but they get into an argument after Krabs seemingly hates his gift and demands more money. Bogan gives a sprite cranberry to Freddie Mercury, a large soda to Big Smoke, and trashplant fruit to Vibe Check. He finally visits the Vinesauce Household, and gifts Rev a Sprite Cranberry and a Christmas Hug :), a Joel a beating, and Vinny a trashplant fruit, which he likes.

Bulk makes his way to his final home, the home of Johnny Zest. He along with Garfield arrive at the home and are greeted by DoomGuy and the CBT Queen, who has created 3 clones of herself. Bogan and Garfield enter the trailer, and Garfield proceeds to spontaneously combust into flames, badly burning him. As the two exit the now burning trailer, Bulk becomes possessed oncde more. Wiki Paewai, the firefighter who shot Bulk in Part 21 enters the property, but before she could make it inside the home she is deleted from existence by Joel. Bogan laughs as the house burns, while Johnny Zest arrives from work, Johnny threatens Garfield and punches Bogan in the face before stuffing his face in his crotch. Johnny then walks into the burning building and goes to sleep. In the morning he gets back up to use the bathroom and begins arguing with Bogan, before beating him up, meanwhile, Dio's book "Johnny Zest, total asshole" makes 316 dollars in sales. Garfield decides to start another fire in Johnny's front yard as Dantette arrives on a bike, this time more firefighters arrive, and quickly extinguish the flames. Despite being beat up, Bogan gives Johnny a pack of cigarettes, which Johnny likes, all the while another fire starts inside Johnny's home, this time Bogan and Johnny become scared of the fire. As firefighters extinguish the fire by standing on it, a burglar robs the house, but leaves after a police officer enters and beats her up.

Bogan returns home, and gives Dio a trashfruit. Kira comes over to hang out, but suddenly, Toad calls Bogan and informs him that he will be throwing a baby shower for him, which confuses Bogan. The Bogans cook up Christmas spaghetti, and eat together in the dining room, before getting together to dance to some Christmas music on the radio. They decide to call Toad for a holiday finale, but he does not answer as he is asleep. They go to Toad's home and find him awake, just as they prepare for the finale Bogan's possession kicks in and Dio becomes horny to the point of kissing the air, meanwhile a dish Toad was cooking catches fire. As the Bogans flee the growing inferno, Toad enters the living room, and begins dancing while singing *"All I Want for Christmas is You"* by Mariah Carey. The Grim Reaper enters, and begins panicking before leaving, Toad soon collapses from exhaustion as the fire enters the living room. Meanwhile, the Bogans stand around outside with Spaghetti Grapes and Dio's urn, as he burned to death from standing in the sun. Toad steps outside, and falls to the ground before getting back up and panicking at the fire.

## Character Debuts

* Jason Voorhees
* Metal Garfield
* Alana Nukem

## Memorable Quotes

"*No, No Vape. Grave Yes.*"
—Bob Ross

"*Stop talking about baseball I am Santa Claus.*"
—Bulk Bogan

"*♪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑪𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 𝑰𝑺 𝒀𝑶𝑼♪*"
—Toad Bup screaming at the top of his lungs as his home burns to the ground.

## Gallery

The start of the stream, with the whole crew.The Travel Tab showing that everyone in the Meme House universe besides DoomGuy fucking hates Dio. Joel only lightly acknowledges this.Joel witnesses the Sex mod for the first timeJoel gets bewildered and angry at Krillian when the sex mod has more than be confirmed to be in his game now.DIO goes down the basement naked to Self-woohoo, the first instance of the mod being in action.Dio Self-woohooingDio being horny from smokingDio after coomingDIO taking a selfie with Bogan.Dios other selfie, with more focus on himOminous appearance of Mr. KillBob Ross crying naked for some reasonBob Ross confirms that he doesn't carry any STDsA feature of the sex mod being briefly showed in screen.Bob Ross confirmed that he likes the color Blue.Bogan after having the joy of Christmas sprinkle throughout this body.The first gift of the special is DIO gifting Bob Ross, How kind!Why?A bunch of copies of Skyrim being prepared to be gifted, Joel never put the copies onto Bogan Inventory which means that no one fucking got Skyrim was just laying there on the fucking ground for the entire fucking stream. (Joel has bad memory)\*ominous music plays\* Shaggy Rodgers returns with more terror than ever....Bogan gets into his sexy Santa suit to give presents for christmas. depsite the fact that it is now spring by the time this giving actually starts (Fandom sucks ass so I can't find the screenshot I posted that shows that)Santa gets a call and goes to Brazil.Who needs christmas? Santa swims with a Dolphin.After Jotaro gets invited to Bogan's swim, it is confirmed that he is in a sexual relationship with his stand.Bogan and Jotaro talk about painting in the middle of the oceanNow that Bogan has gotten back to home, he noticed a giant Christmas tree!Bogan vibes while Dio bawls his eyes outA sneak peak of what Season 3 will entail...Bogan gifts Kira fleshlight hands for ChristmasBogan Claus gifts Toad Bup Cigarettes, because his voice sounds he smokes 69 pack a day lmoaBogan enters Duke Nukem's house to encounter his baby. But who's the mother?He's about to visit the egg man house to notice someone extra is in the house....Metal GarfieldBogan gifts Twitch Chat something. idk i don't rememberThe famous Slasher villian, Jason Voorhees spawns in with his signature theme song. but Bogan saves the day by giving him the joy of christmasAfter gifting Wesker, it is revealed that Jill is preggers!Bogan gifts Nemesis trash fruit and nemesis didnt like itCBT Wizard has an even bigger cock than last timeAlternate viewJoel gets slapped for chtistmas :)Liquid Bogan gets his C&B's punished.wholesome christmas selfieDIO's face when having his cock and balls punishedBogan getting depression after being CBT'd.Garfield starts a fire- uhh, I mean. Garfield gives Zest a very wholesome christmas gift :)Bogan watches the fire- erm, I mean Bogan sees Zest's house glow with Christmas Joy :)Johnny walks in and sleeps, he's so fucking depressed he just accepts it.BOGAN IS A FATHER? (POTENTIAL SEASON 3 PLOT POINT)The gang has a wholesome christmas dinner of spagettiThey visit Bup's house and give him a christmas party!A fire starts and Dio dies. Joel is mostly chill about it, likely because he'll just bring him back to life in season 3.

## Trivia

* The Christmas Special was the second special of questionable canon in Meme House, the first being the Magic Bullet Special.
* This is the first episode to have an appearance of some kind from all members of the Immortal 5.