Laurie Blake/Appraisals

This page lists various things the cast have said about Laurie Blake.

"*You've got a thing for me, Laurie. Show me your thing.*"
―Adam, (*Clue - Full Playthrough*)

"*Details Blake, they call him.*"
―Adam, (*Let's Play SPYFALL*)

"*Laurie was telling me privately earlier that he doesn't think he can be beaten.*" [on Laurie's BGC streak]
―Adam, (*Let's Play SABOTEUR*)

"*Oh Laurie, petty revenge is going to be the end of you.* "
―Jon, (*Let's Play COUP*)

"*He's a petty man, what can I say? he's a small, petty man.*"
―Jon (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER*)

"*Laurie is more Goth than Fun.*"
―Jon (*Let's Play DREAM CRUSH*)

"*Laurie's probably doing it for a bit - because Laurie's full of hate... full of hate in a fun way. Like a fun hate.*"
―Jon (*I, Carley. I, Zombie*)

"*I don't trust that little ginger fuck, you know... Laurie might not have selfish objectives, but Laurie has a mischievous streak.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play NEMESIS (Part 2)*)

"*Laurie, you've got to be somewhat pleased that there's zero chance of you solving the game before anyone else and being ignored.*"
―Ben (*Catfishing*)

"*Do you know what, Laurie? I really thought you'd got them then for a moment - hands were going up and down all over the place... going into that final day, you were massively the outsider and the fact that you made people falter and* almost *convinced them. That's a real testament - I'm not just saying that.*"
―Ben (*Catfishing*)

"*This is your redemption arc, Laurie.*"
―Tom (*No Roles Barred*)

"*Nearly forgot your name, there Laurie! (to which Laurie replies 'I'm here* every *week!)*"
―Adam, (*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*Laurie, who loves to antagonise Jon.*"
―Sullivan, (*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*Laurie, you have chosen poorly. (to which Sullivan adds 'Of course you fucking have.)*"
―Adam, (*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*You are the worst moron in Morons Unite!*"
―Sullivan, (*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*From Laurie's perspective, which is a place I don't like - it's a horrible view, it's a horrible place, feels very chilly...*"
―Adam, (*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*)

"*He's not trying to kill the baby, he's trying to do something much worse. He's trying to kill* me*!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play NEMESIS LOCKDOWN (Part 1)*)

"*Do you know, I didn't even see you there!... you're kind of peripheral.*"
―Tilly (*Let's Play HERD MENTALITY*)

"*Why's he always dressed like he's fly fishing in Inverness? ... I wouldn't trust Laurie with my life, I wouldn't trust Laurie with my pet. I wouldn't trust Laurie to throw a dinner party, frankly. He's an awful human being.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play GOOD COP BAD COP*)

"*He's tall and thin, like a pin.*"
―Rosie (*Let's Play GOOD COP BAD COP*)

"*You have a usurper's intensity about you...*"
―Adam (*Adam Vs Laurie - Shobu - LOTB Semi Final*)

"*Almost none of your tattoos look like that you drew them on in Sharpie.*"
―Adam (*Adam Vs Laurie - Shobu - LOTB Semi Final*)

"*You have no interest in winning this game - or* playing *this game like a normal human being.*"
―Tilly (*Let's Play SKULL II*)

"*I was lured by the siren song of Laurie's ass.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play BETRAYAL AT HOUSE ON THE HILL (3rd ed.)*)

"*Laurie, of course, always loyal to me.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play MAFIA DE CUBA*)

"*Laurie, just to double check - if you had not enjoyed yourself in this game and were good, would you tank the entire...?*" [Laurie says yes.]
―Adam (*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*)

"*Laurie, you know what... you're looking great today. You're very talented... your tattoos are very beautiful and tasteful.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*That's what Laurie does! He reaches into your chest and wraps his hands around the love and he pulls it out!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*Laurie, you've just written that with crayon in your own handwriting!*" [as Laurie declares himself the Hate]
―Jon (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*It's time for stupid, horrible lawman Sheriff Laurie.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*)

"*Captain Laurie, he's so cool! Captain Laurie, he's not a fool!*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play CELESTIA*)

"*Someone round this table is thinking some really terrible stuff about you right now! (to which Adam replies 'He knew that'.*"
―Jon (*Let's Play TRIAL BY TROLLEY')*

"*Laurie ... he's been forged in the fires of many disappointments.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII')*

"*Laurie - why couldn't you have told me you love me before the day, today, when it matters most?*"
―Adam (*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII')*

"*A lot of Laurie's clues seem to be to do with his relationship with Adam. Kind of a cry for help for their relationship. Which is great - I'm glad they're working through everything but it's really more a job for like a couple's therapist than a game of wavelength.*"
―Tilly(*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*)

"*We've said a lot of things about Laurie's hairless pate in the past — the Mean Girls video — we've said some horrible things about Laurie and how he looks. [...] We've said awful things about the general visage of Laurie and how, like, you don't almost want to look directly at it. We've said terrible things about Laurie's lack of hair, and I just wanted to be nice to the guy for a change because I value Laurie as a friend... I always have.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*)

"*Laurie very much takes the high road... plays the game to the best of his abilities, while he watches us scrabble around in the gutter.*"
―Sully (*Let's Play SURVIVE: ESCAPE FROM ATLANTIS*)

"*Laurie famously never holds grudges.*"
―Tom (*ARE YOU EVIL?! (episode)*)

"*There comes a point where everyone has to go home... and that is the point where they are in a confined space with Laurie Blake. Because I hate him.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play DIAMANT*)

"*One of me or Holly causes a rumpus, Sully starts flailing around like a chicken with its head cut off and Laurie calmly hoovers up points like a fucking ginger roomba.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play TAKENOKO*)

"*Dad's about to show us how it's done!*" [Laurie replied 'Oh do fuck off!')]
―Adam (*Let's Play WHAT NEXT?*)

"*Fuck you Laurie, you'll be the last to grow up.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*)

"*If you can't win as the Vizier then I think it's time you retired...*"
―Ben (*A Magic, Grand Vizier*)

"*I think it's important that Laurie feels like he's the main character occasionally, cos otherwise he might burn the studio down and spend all the insurance money on bouldering ... also he's bald like Vin Diesel's bald.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST*)

"*Laurie's got a brand!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play FUN FACTS*)

"*I can beat all of you fucking chumps, except for Laurie ... I'm not going to candy-coat this.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play FUN FACTS*)

"*I remember vividly playing Skull with you and I'm not going there again...*"
―Tilly (*Let's Play GOOD FACE BAD FACE*)