The fan theory about Garfield

## The real deal

Ignore the tweens posting below. I'm 35 years old. I grew up on Garfield. I used to look at the pictures before I could read them. Mostly the pictures were of Garfield sleeping.

This is how I learned patience. The tweens (Gen - Z millenial and X) have no patience.

So here's the real 'dish'

(*Lasagne* dish I mean)

Garfield is the titular feline of Garfield Kart and Garfield Kart: Furious Fandago . He enjoys a good nap but that doesn't mean he is **lazy.** This is a common misconception (See above regarding lazy millenials and others). Garfield is **relaxed**. He just wants to have a good time, and he doesn't like goofs like Odie and Jon getting in the way. No sir, no bob.

Garfield is a decent racer. All around stats. To optimize play try drifting at every opportunity. His special move is the feline scratch. Use it wisely as it runs out fast on harder difficulty. Garfield is the only character who can deal damage to Satan (Final boss of everdark).

-Boomer Cat Boy

Anyway, here's some BS (Bull Smut) by a 21 year old gen xer punk rocker:

## The lore of Garfield kART

You see if you have ever witnessed with your eyes the magical masterpiece of an anime called "Garfield kart" you'll notice how much lore there is in it. With my 165IQ i researched the game and spent time and money into discovering the lore of "Garfield Kart". It took me night and day 5 years to discover it all. The clues have led to my discovery and allas i have found the anwser. I had many hills on this journey, such as the funding for this research. I have asked NASA and the US government for the humble amount of 15 million $, but sadly my request was declined. You can't blame them, allas they are just simple heathens. But lucky for you i will now reveal my theory of the game. Garfield. Is. A. God. Whoah now calm down, you might be asking yourself "How can a simple cat, a lazy and fat cat be the all mighty creator?" Well what you probably didn't notice in the game, is that in the 13th map of the racing game there are pyramids. The pyramids. In the pyramids are statues of Garfield. How could this be?! Was my first reaction, but then i put all of the pieces of the puzzle together and came to the conclusion that Garfield has time traveling powers. Now think for a second about this - Why would 6 racers just race? They don't have any need to do this yet they do. You might also notice that every map is diffrent for example: The lasagna cup. In the lasagna cup there are 4 races but we'll talk about the 3rd one. The palerock lake. A lake. But suddenly the next map, City Slicker, is somehow a city? How could this be that one time you are racing near the lake and then POW you magically appear in a city. Now that was the final peace of the puzzle, with all of my knowledge i realised why this happens. Garfield is the 7th dimensional God. Why would his friends race? Well simply for his amusement. All of the game is just an illusion caused by Garfield. Nothing is real. Every human beeing is the slave of the cat, and perhaps. Just perhaps. This game is from the future and reflects on what will happen. Well i hope the US government will now take this more seriously. Now take care and remember. You will never know when the ginger cat wil strike.

## Update:

I hadn't actually read the tween's posting before I submitted my comment. On **fur**ther inspection, it's pretty good.

-Boomer Cat Boy