recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Mean Feet

'Sufferers' lower legs display a malicious lack of social inhibitions, regardless of the demeanour of the rest of the patient.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Hand Sanitiser

'Sterile but sticky.'

## Cost

 150
200

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Farmacology
 Escape Room
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Hand Sanitiser** is a wall item used to increase hygiene for Patients and Staff.

## Description

### Appearance

A teal backboard, mounted to the wall, features a cream-coloured liquid soap dispenser with a green decorative panel and a grey activation panel. Underneath this is a grey tray to catch spilled soap, with cream edging.

### Function

Hand Sanitiser is a wall item used by Patients and Staff to increase their hygiene by 75%.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Gold Record

'A gold-plated, and, thus unplayable, copy of Jasmine Odyssey's album "Salivation".'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Superbug
Wall Items
Pictures

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Hospital Attractiveness
Increases Room Prestige

## Cost

 50
300

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Gold Record** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was a reward from Nice Smelling Research, the fourth global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 15th Match 2022, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

The gold record itself, with a pink label featuring Jasmine Odyssey's signature, is complemented by a plaque of the same colour, both inlaid onto a black background. A pinky-purple frame completes the item.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Menace Elbow

'The elbow has shattered like a broken mirror, how sinister.'

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 20%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Jester Infection

'Clowning has a rich and storied tradition that must be eliminated at the source. Cause by overly demanding monarchs, ingesting fire and the invention of juggling.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Patients suffering from Jester Infection first appear in Clockwise-upon-Thyme.

Once diagnosed, a Jester Infection patient will need to visit the Clown Clinic where a Nurse will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Clown Clinic
* Nurse

## Gallery

Alternate appearanceAlternate appearanceDiagnosis in the WardTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
Frosted Tips

'Caused by prolonged exposure to extreme cool.'

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Limelit

'The sufferer's insides appear to be illuminated by a yellow-green light. A surgeon must go inside them and correct the problem before it burns them out. Caused by sudden media attentiona and swallowing stage lights.'

## Information

### PRICE

20,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
Old Time Machine

'A reminder of simpler times.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Old Time Machine** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

On a dark wooden oval base, with a step on the left-hand side, is attached a brass rail around the edge, with a break where the step is found. A crimson-cushioned seat is found in the centre, with brass edging and metal back and base, resting against a dark blue lock which contains the "machinery", itself bracketed on by a pair of semispherical crimson protrusions with brass edging. Attached to the front of the guard rail is a control section, consisting of a dark blue cylinder with lighter blue semispherical protrusions on each side, ringed with brass. On the top are three lights, one illuminated, and a lever provides the only interaction point.

At the back of the guard rail, flanked by two small rods, each of which bears a bluish-white light and is ringed in dark blue, rises another large brass rail, which curves towards the centre, with a large satellite dish on the end, again in bare metal and brass, with another bluish-white light in the centre, pointing forward.

### Function

A decorative item, the Old Time Machine increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Clockwise-above-Thyme.

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

## Trivia

A take on the eponymous device from the 1960 film "The Time Machine", based on the 1895 novella by science-fiction author H.G. Wells, who has been referenced in the game before.
Leaflet Stand

'Contains some handy leaflets, offering guidance on local hotspots and how best to stay alive.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
200

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Leaflet Stand** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom.

## Description

### Appearance

A four-sided display box has three racks on each face, each containing two stacks of leaflets in various designs. This is all held up on a pole mounted on a white square base, allowing the leaflet section to be spun by a bored patient.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Leaflet Stand will reduce a patient's boredom by 80%.
Metropolism Poster

'(Not) The average day in the average city.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Metropolism Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts two Metropolism patients, one with Reptilian Metropolism, one with Mechanical Metropolism, fighting in a burning city with the word "FIGHT" emblazoned across the bottom, in a style reminiscent of classic Tokusatsu movie posters.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Swelbard.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Paranoyance

'Sufferers believe that they're being bothered by spirits from the world of the dead, and it's really getting on their nerves. A psychiatrist conducts an advanced form of relationship counselling so that the spirits and the patient are able to get on better.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This item is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* Fluid Analysis
* Psychiatry

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Inverted 1080

'Parts of the body are facing the wrong way, at 90, and in some cases 180, degrees to their usual position. Caused by a failed attempt to rotate in the air whilst on a snowboard, thus inverting the body's 1080.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* Fluid Analysis
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Giant Glass

'Quite the mouthful.'

 850
2,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Giant Glass** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A giant martini glass, containing party poppers and noisemakers, with a red and a blue ribbon hanging off the side.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Giant Glass increases hospital attractiveness in a medium radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 30%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
H. G. Swells

'Stands for something. Swelling caused by an unhealthy fear of alien invasion or taking the radio too seriously.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse

## Trivia

H.G. Swells is a reference to H.G. Wells, a pioneer in the works of Science Fiction. His most notable work is "War of the Worlds" which became a Radio Play in 1939, that caused some hysteria when it was first broadcast.
Grey Anatomy

'Existential despair frequently leads to a loss of colour. Requires Chromatherapy.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Description

Existential despair frequently leads to a loss of colour.

Grey Anatomy is a visual illness where the patient only exhibits different shades of grey coloration.

To be cured, a patient with Grey Anatomy needs a Chromatherapy and a Nurse. Treatment involves placing the patient in a Colourizer and spraying them with red, blue, and green paint while a rubber ducky is watching.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Chromatherapy
* Nurse

## Gallery

Treatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
## Trivia

* Originally named Chromes Disease
* The illness is a pun on *Gray's Anatomy*, an influential textbook on human anatomy first published in 1858.
* The treatment "Chromatherapy" is a pun on chemotherapy, which is used to treat cancers.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray%27s\_Anatomy
2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemotherapy
Newsagent

'Buy the latest officially licensed hospital stuff.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1000

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Corridor

The **Newsagent** is a shop, used for reducing boredom and increasing happiness.

## Description

### Appearance

The main surface of this u-shaped stall is light green with a cream edge, sitting on a dark green base. A grey till can be seen on the left-hand side, beyond which is a curved vertical section, topped with a coin-shaped emblem, with shelves on either side; on the inside can be found cans of pop and magazines, on the outside can be found teddy bears and newspapers. A thicker raised section on the other side displays packets of crisps and more newspapers.

### Function

The Assistant will sell items to Patients and other Staff at a cost of $60, reducing their boredom completely and increasing their happiness by 15%.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Hogsport.

### Room

 Corridor

 Café (Room)

### Staff

An  Assistant is required for the Newsagent to function.

## Gallery

Newsagent in useRight side appearance during the 2018 Spooooooky Mode EventLeft side appearance during the 2018 Spooooooky Mode EventAppearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode Event
## Trivia

* KUDOSH price during development was - K500.
Hotdog Kiosk

'Served with a consistently smooth consistency.'

## Cost

 1,500
2,500

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Corridor

The **Hotdog Kiosk** is a shop, used for reducing hunger and thirst and increasing happiness. It was made available to all players on 25th June 2020, as part of the Summer 2020 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

The main section has a metal surface and frame, with dark red panels on each side. Two finished hot dogs sit on a rack on top, with a sunken section where more are being prepared. Two metal poles hold up a hot-dog shaped top section, with a red-and-yellow striped awning hanging from the front.

### Function

The Assistant will sell refreshments to Patients and other Staff at a cost of $80, reducing their hunger by 25%, their thirst by 15% and increasing their happiness by 10%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Café (Room)

### Staff

An  Assistant is required for the Hotdog Kiosk to function.
Mini Snowman

'He's a pretty chill guy.'

## Cost

 125
250

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Powder Room
 Staff Room

The **Mini Snowman** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing boredom. It is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A snowman made of two balls of snow, with a black top hat with a red ribbon, two sticks for arms, two coal buttons and eyes, a small mouth and the traditional carrot nose.

### Function

A decorative item, the Mini Snowman increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

 Powder Room
Hospital Awards Ceremony

At the end of each year, the Hospital Awards Ceremony takes place, after which the player is invited to the yearly business review.

Listed below are the annual awards made available, the rewards associated with each victory, and the hospitals in which each award is available. Each hospital features a selection of eight awards.

The player may open all awards at once, or wait for the envelopes to come up and open them individually, so as to read the details of each one, including the staff member to whom the award belongs, when applicable.

The awards are sponsored by Burp!

## Assistant of the Year

 5,000

## Best Research Hospital

 5,000

## Best Teaching Hospital

 5,000

## Doctor of the Year

 5,000

## Employer of the Year

 5,000

## Hospital of the Year

 5,000

## Janitor of the Year

 5,000

## Most Prestigious Hospital

 5,000

## No Deaths

 5,000

## Nurse of the Year

 5,000

## Patients' Choice Award

 5,000

## Rising Star

 5,000
Kudosh

**KUDOSH** is Two Point Hospital's special currency. Once earned it is persistent throughout the whole map and all your hospitals.
You can earn Kudosh for your organisation by completing different challenges such as:

* Career Goals
* Finishing hospital levels
* Gaining Star ratings
* Earning awards from the Award ceremony
* Completing Staff Challenges
* Earning good reports from VIP visits.
* Researching Kudosh in the Research Room.

Kudosh is primarily used to unlock new Items. Once unlocked, that item is available in all of your hospitals.
Jet Leg

'The fact often remains hidden for years, but an individual with this condition is actually part plane. It will likely make a great deal of sense in retrospect, as they recall being unusually fast children. Should be treated to avoid dealing with engine failure or oil issues in later life.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Freudian Lips

'A tendency to pout excessively when faced with a camera. Caused by a build up of lewd thoughts in the cerebral cortex. A psychiatrist must use a subconscious tap to drain the excess thoughts into a beaker, after which they can be safely disposed of in an incinerator.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Monobeast

*Main article: Monobrow*

Hospitals may find themselves infested by vermin! The **Monobeast** spawns from a patient suffering from Monobrow when they sneeze, upon which it will move independently throughout the hospital. After a breakneck escape and brief explorative foray, monobeasts will take it upon themselves to take refuge underneath vending machines, bins and various other items, and will not come out until the item is either picked up or sold. They will not enter rooms, only remaining in corridors. Although they do not cause any negative effects, it is possible to rid the hospital of them.

   There are two main ways to remove monobeasts from the hospital; one is to use the Browbeater item, detailed below. The other is a more involved process: when there is at least one janitor in the hospital, the monobeasts become the target of a shooting game.

When the player mouses over a monobeast, the cursor will become a targeting reticule. Clicking the left button will fire on the creature, and if a successful hit is achieved, the monobeasts will meet a messy death. The remains, which are highly unhygienic, will then be left for a janitor to sweep up. It is important to note that the targeting reticule will not available if the game is paused or on slow speed.

There are two Steam Achievements related to the monobeasts shooting minigame:

## Browbeater

*Main article: Browbeater*

The **Browbeater** can be obtained by completing Hair Removal, the first local project of The Superbug Initiative. When placed in a hospital, it will attract and contain monobeasts. Aside from the corridor, it can be placed in the GP's Office, Ward, and Café (to maintain hygiene). When they are separated from their Monobrow-afflicted hosts, the monobeasts will, rather than hiding under their usual items, find their way to the Browbeater and work their way inside.

It should be noted that once a monobrow is in the Browbeater, it cannot be freed by removing the item; instead, the monobeast will be removed with it. As such, it is not advisable to use the Browbeater if the player intends to complete monobeast-shooting staff requests. This item will also make it impossible to complete certain level challenges.

## Trivia

* Shooting monobeasts is a reference to Two-Point Hospital's spiritual predecessor, Theme Hospital. In Theme Hospital, the player could shoot rats that infested their hospitals when hygiene became too low. The game even included dedicated bonus levels purely for shooting rats.
Origami

'"A goose."'

 450
1,200

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Origami** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A light blue origami swan sits on a square platform held up by a white column with a square base.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Origami increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 30%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Golden Bathroom Suite

The **Golden Bathroom Suite** is one of the free DLCs from Two Point Hospital. Originally the DLC included only the Golden Toilet, but was later expanded to include a Golden Sink and a Golden Hand Dryer to complete the set.

It can be activated by signing up for the Hospital Pass newsletter.[1]

It can be activated by logging in into the game. On the main page the player will get the information that they can register their e-mail address.

After that and confirming the E-mail the player will be able to activate the Golden Bathroom Suite.

The DLC adds the Golden Bathroom items to the game, but player will have to unlock the Golden Toilet with Kudosh to use it.
Neon Two

'Positively glowing.'

## Cost

 150
350

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Neon Two** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A neon display featuring a white disc icon, surrounded by blue sound waves and overlaid by pink musical notes.

### Function

A decorative wall item, the Neon Two increases overall room prestige and features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Grockle Bay

'Tourists like to bring all manner of peculiar illnesses to this wonderful sunny town.'

## Initial State

### VALUE

250,000

*"What would Two Point County do without the masses of tourists it attracts every year? Well, premiere resort Grockle Bay would be out of business, for one thing. And so would all the hospitals that specialise in exotic diseases. Guess what I'm saying is, we should thank visitors for bringing their viruses in from all over the world!"*
―Harrison Wolff

**Grockle Bay** is the first hospital in World 4 of Two Point Hospital. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level  in Duckworth-upon-Bilge, which will also grant them access to Sweaty Palms. The hot climate is introduced to the game here, and thus the need for air-conditioning, and it is possible to encounter a new epidemic, in the form of Jogger's Ripple.

A new VIP Visitor will attend in World 4, Agatha Sphere, leader of the Orb Foundation, bringing with her various mind-bending powers. A new clinic illness, Cubism, will make its first appearance, as well as the Recurvery Room, in which it can be treated.

# Career Mode

Grockle Bay Hospital

Welcome to Grockle Bay. It's a tourist hotspot. Prepare to be inundated with germ-ridden holiday makers who can't cope with the heat in the south.

I recommended investing in some air-conditioning at the earliest opportunity.

## Illnesses Encountered

Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Grockle Bay, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance , on an emergency-only basis , or possibly both.

The  icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information.

## Trivia

* This was the last hospital to be designed before release.
* Grockle Bay's savefile is named 911.
Fortune Teller

'"Your Cheese is Grated."'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
600

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Fortune Teller** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

This booth has a tall bare wooden frame, with wooden panels completing the bottom section, and glass panels on the front and sides of the larger upper section. Within can be seen an animatronic medium in blue robes, a blue and red turban, and a big gold chain, cradling a Plasma Ball. On the front is a red button for activation.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Fortune Teller will reduce a patient's boredom by 90%.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Goldpan.

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

## Gallery

Fortune Teller in useFortune Teller in use
Map

'Explains where some things are in relation to other things.'

## Cost

 500
400

## Room(s)

 Escape Room

The **Map** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in the Escape Room, which is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

An unevenly-balanced wall map, with six red pins marking out locations upon it, and in the top-left corner, a folded photograph of some pyramids.

### Function

Purely a decorative wall item, the Map is not used while treating Wanderust. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Gold Star Award

'The first highest level of Goodness: Yas.'

## Cost

 200
300

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Gold Star Award** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A slightly curved rectangular frame features the word "BEST", some unreadable text, and a red rosette with a gold coin in its centre.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. It is frequently used to allow even small rooms to reach Prestige Level 5.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Notice Board

'Home to important information, obscure nonsense and everything in between.'

## Cost

 50
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Notice Board** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed cork board is home to three notices and four various-sized photos.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Old Telephone Box

'Surprisingly spacious.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
3,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Old Telephone Box** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A deep blue cuboidal phone booth, with a solid back and windowed front and sides. The entire front face is a door with a silver handle. Each of the four sides features a blank white banner at the top, beneath a slightly domed top.

### Function

A decorative item, the Old Telephone Box increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Clockwise-upon-Thyme.

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Gallery

The Old Telephone Box is a palette swap of an existing piece of scenery, appearing in Hogsport among others
## Trivia

While included as a reference to the BBC television series, Doctor Who, the TARDIS in the programme is based on a Police box, rather than a phone booth.
Knight's Armour

'Can really take a punch.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
5,000

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Knight's Armour** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness, reducing boredom, and provides a +1% training speed boost. It is a bonus item granted to players of Two Point Hospital who pre-ordered Two Point Campus on Steam.

## Description

### Appearance

A two-tiered square wooden plinth, darker on the outside, bears a shiny suit of armour, in the style of Knightmares patients and the students of Two Point Campus.

### Function

A decorative item, the Knight's Armour increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and provides a +2% training speed boost in the Training Room. In addition, it features an unmarked effect of reducing patients' boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Room

The Knight's Armour can be placed in any room, with the exception of the Café. Its training speed boost only applies when placed in the Training Room.
Parapox

'Both caused by, and the cause of, a viral infection commonly known as Parapox. Staff treating the infection are asked not to think about it too hard.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Once diagnosed, a Parapox patient will need to visit the Pharmacy where a Nurse will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse
Large Building

'Quite big for a miniature.'

## Cost

 90
500

## Room(s)

 Urban Mythology

The **Large Building** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Urban Mythology, which is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A large grey model skyscraper with two columns of windows on each side

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Large Building is not used while treating Metropolism. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Gramophone

'Music-playing-trumpet-shaped-robot-friend.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
600

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Research (Room)
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Ward

The **Gramophone** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

Four short wooden legs hold up the wooden main body of the player, onto which has been placed a 12" vinyl with a blue label. The needle arm and the crank are both silver, and the large horn is made of brass.

### Function

A decorative item, the Gramophone increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Surgery

 Café (Room)

 Marketing (Room)

 Research (Room)

 Staff Room

 Reanimation

 Correcting Pool
Humerus Injury

'Patients are really not amused by this injury of the upper arm.'

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Description

Patients suffering from Humerus Injury have Non-Visual symptoms and first appear in Tumble.

Once diagnosed, a Humerus Injury patient will need to visit the Fracture Ward where a Nurse will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 20%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse

## Trivia

* This illness is a reference to the Ulnar nerve which is often referred to as the 'Funny Bone'.
* This name is thought to be a pun, based on the sound resemblance between the name of the bone of the upper arm, the "humerus" and the word "humorous".

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar\_nerve
2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar\_nerve#cite\_note-1
Framed Sportswear

'A genuine shirt prestigiously framed behind glass.'

## Cost

 75
250

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Framed Sportswear** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to players for free as part of the SEGA Collection in March 2019.

## Description

### Appearance

A black square frame with a white background contains a yellow football shirt with blue collar, sleeves and the words "Football Manager" across the chest.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Luxury Sofa

'I thought it was an exercise/play area. I was mistaken.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
450

## Room(s)

 Staff Room

The **Luxury Sofa** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The L-shaped Luxury Sofa is made of red leather, with an integrated cushion and base, and a large single-piece wraparound forming the back and sides, decorated with a yellow button on each side, and also punctuating the seat and back.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Roquefort Castle.

## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 **Luxury Sofa**
 Wicker Sofa
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag
Golden Toilet

'A throne fit for king and squire alike.'

## Cost

 40
2,000

## Room(s)

 Toilets

The **Golden Toilet** is one of a selection of required items for the Toilets to function, making it possible for Patients and Staff to fully relieve their Toilet Need. It can be obtained by signing on to Two Point Hospital's Hospital Pass. The Hospital Pass unlocks the Golden Bathroom Suite, also including the Golden Sink and Golden Hand Dryer.

## Description

### Appearance

The walls of the cubicle are tall and gold with grey edges, with a matching doorframe and dual doors on the front. The toilet itself and its cistern are likewise gold. A bare metal pipe connects the cistern to a gold water tank fixed above, and on the user's right-hand side can be found a pink toilet paper dispenser in gold.

### Function

A patient or member of staff using the toilet will have their Toilet Need completely reduced.

By contrast to the regular Toilet Cubicle, the Golden Toilet has an unmarked attractiveness effect, and grants its room three times as much prestige.

### Maintenance

Each time the Golden Toilet is used, it will lose 10% of its maintenance gauge. When a patient vomits into it, it will lose 10%. As this gauge falls, the Golden Toilet will develop an increasing effect of negative attractiveness.

A Janitor can be called to unclog the Golden Toilet manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the Golden Toilet's maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. Their unclogging of it will restore the gauge completely.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to unblock the Golden Toilet.

## Trivia

* It was initially planned the Golden Toilet would only be available to those who signed up to Hospital Pass prior to the game release.
Model Spaceship

'Really an exemplary spaceship.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
350

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Doghouse
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room
 Ward

The **Model Spaceship** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A dark wooden table on tall, thin legs bears a small plaque in front of a model rocket; the stand is silver, and the rocket has a bulbous red body, three curving yellow stabiliser fins and nose cap, and four viewports.

### Function

A decorative item, the Model Spaceship increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Goldpan.

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Cryptology

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Doghouse
Meditations on Mortality

'Inspire Zara Fitzpocket.''

## Research Tree

*Main article: The Superbug Initiative*

**Meditations on Mortality** is the second Global Project of the The Superbug Initiative. It ran from 3rd June 2019 to 7th July 2019.

## Invitation

Two Point County's least unknown artist, Zara Fitzpocket, is looking to break out of a creative rut by "collaborating with the Superbug Network". We were confused at first too, don't worry, but it seems like she just wants us to complete some medical tasks to inform and inspire a series of work she's calling "Meditations on Mortality".

The Superbug Initiative has launched a Global Project. Check the Superbug Network to contribute to the project and collect rewards.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Rewards

These items were available to claim in-game until the launch of the subsequent Global Project, Creature Comfort, regardless of whether or not the player participated in this Global Project. They have subsequently been made available to all players through the Hospital Pass.

## Completion

The Superbug Initiative is happy to announce that the Meditations on Mortality Global Project has been completed.

Zara Fitzpocket has sent us this:

"I thank you for inspiring this work. I believe it speaks for itself, and when it speaks it speaks of you. What do you hear it say?"

So that seems... good?

Well done, everyone.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Research Tree

###  Gold Branch

 Cure Patients (750 Participants)

 Water Plants (1000 Participants)
 Jest Infection (1200 Participants)
 Night Fever (1400 Participants)
 Train Janitors (2000 Participants)
 Ghost Capture (2200 Participants)
 Moneymaker (2000 Participants)
 Monobeasts (1800 Participants)
 Consecutive Cures (1600 Participants)
 Train Doctors (2000 Participants)
 Injection Room (1800 Participants)
 Pandemic (1400 Participants)
 Consecutive Cures (2000 Participants)
 Grey Anatomy (1800 Participants)
###  Blue Branch

 Consecutive Cures (700 Participants)

 Unblock Toilets (1200 Participants)
 Timed Moneymaker (1000 Participants)
 Turtle Head (1100 Participants)
 Research (1800 Participants)
 Pharmacy (2000 Participants)
 Animal Magnetism (2100 Participants)
 Restock Machines (2300 Participants)
 Training (2500 Participants)
 Upgrading Machines (1900 Participants)
 Timed Research (1700 Participants)
 Consecutive Cures (2500 Participants)
 Train Nurses (1900 Participants)
 Ghost Capture (2400 Participants)
 Timed Moneymaker (1500 Participants)
 8-bitten (1800 Participants)
 DNA Lab (2000 Participants)
 Train Assistants (2000 Participants)
 Fracture Ward (1700 Participants)
 Shock Horror (1200 Participants)
 Surgery (1900 Participants)
 Research (2000 Participants)
 Cubism (1600 Participants)
Flipboard

'Can be filled with ideas that, supposedly, can't be bad.'

## Cost

 75
300

## Room(s)

 Marketing (Room)

The **Flipboard** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

Resting on three grey metal legs with horizontal supports is a round-edged rectangular board, bearing a pad of paper. The visible sheet features a bar chart, a pie chart, and various explanatory notes.

### Function

A decorative item, the Flipboard increases overall room prestige.
Folding Chair

'A Seat that denotes authority.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
100

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Folding Chair** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A traditional folding chair as seen on film sets. The plain wooden folding frame is held together by two strips of black cloth which serve as the seat and the back, the latter of which bears the word "DIRECTOR" in white.

### Function

Seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness. When placed in Rooms, a Folding Chair will both incentivise a member of staff to stay in the room when no Patients are queuing, and prevent them from losing happiness and energy as quickly as if they were standing.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Camouflage Falls.

### Room

The Folding Chair can be placed in every room except Reception.
Giant Pipette

'Too much to handle.'

## Cost

 60
900

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Fluid Analysis
 General Diagnosis
 Research (Room)
 Training (Room)

The **Giant Pipette** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, as well as providing a +1% Diagnosis Power boost. It was a reward from The Gyro-Nut, the first global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 18th December 2019, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

A large but squat pipette with a brown chamber is held up by a white frame, which also places beneath it a blue petri-dish.

### Function

A decorative item, the Giant Pipette increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. It also provides a +1% Diagnosis Power boost, making Diagnostic Rooms more effective.

## Requirements

### Room

 Cardiology

 Fluid Analysis

 General Diagnosis

 Research (Room)

 Training (Room)

The Diagnosis Boost effect of this item will only apply in Diagnostic Rooms.