Sword Head

**Leonardrio Abjurkaddious "Sword Head" Phoriziapelan III** is the creator of all the giant sword robots located at the Ruins.

## Apperance

Sword Head is an armor-bearing creature with a sword as their head.

They can be found in the Ruins. Upon encounter, they appear to be wearing a purple cape facing the horizon away from Yu.

## Works

Sword Head is very proud of its art gallery of giant sword robots, which took them years to finish. Sword Head incorporates "destructive protocol" and "aggro switch" on these robots but denies that they are meant to kill people, saying that the killing function is what the turrets are for. Id comments that he loves artists for this lack of sense of security.

### Wheely Shoe Bot III

*Wheely Shoe Bot III* is a robot with a pair of red roller skaters attached to its feet, which Sword Head claims to increase the power and speed of the robot tenfold and take months to build. However, the robot erroneously activates "punisher mode" upon Sword Head's "enter promenade mode" command and immediately identifies Yu as an unknown target. When Sword Head tries to say "you misinterpre[ted]", the robot recognizes the command as "interpersonal missile privilege granted" and starts attacking. Sword Head initially tries to deactivate the robot via a Remote Shut Off app on its phone, but after a few failed attempts to unlock the app, they then proceed to request Yu to destroy the robot.

Upon the destruction of the robot, Sword Head rewards Yu with *Latern+*, a giant light bulb.

## World of origin

In a book from the library, it was mentioned that all sword headed creatures came from the same world as "jelly blob people". They are collectively referred to as "Demi".

## Quotes

* I know why you are here. You're a fan. It's ok, I get. Genius like this is natural to admire. That's why I build these masterpieces. The scale! The detail! Now with real sword swinging action! It's how I let the world admire the beauty that is.... Leonardrio Abjurkaddious Phoriziapelan III! Nothing? Nada? ("How about 'Sword Head'?") AN ALIAS!? How EXQUISITE. Hmm. the allure of MYSTERY cloud indeed enhance my work. But then how would anyone know it was ME who created these masterworks!? ("Uhh") No matter. I'll consider it. But FOR NOW, the PIECE DE RESISTANCE! I have uncovered an ancient Human Artifact that will increase the POWER and SPEED of my creations TENFOLD! Behold... WHEELY SHOES!! Now my creation can be BEHELD at rates FAR FASTER than ever before! It shall travel the land in my stead, spreading my beauty to NEW REACHES of the COSMOS. Wheely Shoe Bot III, enter PROMENADE Mode! ("ENTERING PUNISHER MODE.") That's not... ("UNKNOWN TARGETS FOUND. PUNISHING NOW.") I think you misinterpr\_ "INTERPERSONAL MISSILE PRIVILEGE GRANTED. ARMING NOW.") I should probably stop talking.
* Just sit tight, let me shut it down. I mean, how hard could I have made it? As hard as possible? I would never! Completely un-hackable? I mean, I COULD have... Oh! It says it's loading. This shouldn't take long. 85%. 88%. 89%... 89%...... Oh wait, this is my camera app... I mean, one selfie wouldn't hurt, right? Hm, perhaps it would. Ah, there we go. Remote shutdown app... This one is loading too... Just need to log in... Prove I'm not a robot? Did I add this? Seems a bit ironic, given the situation. This should only take a second. Select all pictures of stop signs. Hmm. One of these has just the corner of the stop sign in it. Does that count? I think it should... It does not. Whoops. Ok, picking all pictures of crosswalks. Yes... ye- wait, nope that's just a very zoomed in zebra. Why would they do that? Seems very deceptive... There we go! A robot I am not! ... I put the wrong password in. It wants me to do the robot test again. This might take a bit more time than I thought...
* Hello adoring fan. ("Unknown target found again.") Glad to see you're ok. ("RE-ENTERING PUNISHER MODE.") I could have sworn you got pulverized... ("MISSILES ARMED.") Anyways! Deactivating was a no-go. I'd actually appreciate it if you beat this thing for me! Thanks! Good luck!

## Trivia

* Id may have flipped the "aggro switch" that causes giant sword robots' aggressive behavior.
* Sword Head is an admirer of the Big Sword, which they remark as "horrible, magnificent monolith" and a "marvelous disaster". They have traveled through the Dark Woods only if to see the Big Sword.