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So, you stumbled upon this page, I'm guessing you're some kind of hacker trying to get into the VCCF database and were curious when you saw something classified? Who knows, you might not even be a hacker, you might be some poor soul stuck in the hell that is the flavomoterscape, and if that's the case, you should turn back, I'm sure you don't want your life to get any worse than it already is, being stuck in the void and all. But go ahead, view this file, I really don't care, I know it's my job as the head administrator to stop punks like you viewing these files, but I couldn't care less, your fate's gonna be the same. But a fair warning, you will be left with a gash on your sanity and mental health for the rest of your life after viewing this file, so be warned, and carry on if you have no weapons in sight to tear your own brain out, trust me, I've seen that too many times. You've been warned.

- Head Administrator Cairala

## ENTRY OMEGA

So, you've decided you really want to know huh? Well, guess there's no point it stopping you at this point, I don't care what happens to you anyway, if you die it'd be better for the foundation.

But fine, here are those files you're looking for.

# The Infinite Gods Theory

Yep, that's right, infinite gods theory, I know, probably not what you expected to find on this list of classified documents, but alas, it's here, read the file and find out why.

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Council Member: This is... insane... I've never thought about it like that before

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Cairala: Well, you better here it is, "The Infinite Gods Theory", as I call it. I know, not too creative, but it gets to the point fast, doesn't it?

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Council Member: Look, you're a good kid, Cairala, it's just that, the idea of more gods than there are, is complete blasphemy! You need to learn the truth that Kalderaan brought us all those millions of years ago!

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Cairala: Did I ask for your pure kalderaanic ideals? No, I didn't lets get on with this please. Just listen to me you old bastard.

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*The council member sits down in the chair, and angrily gases at Cairala*

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Cairala: That's a good show of respect, remember you'll be calling me sir soon, since I'll be the head administrator and all, but oh well, let's not waste more time than we already have you geezer.

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Council Member: Why yo-

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Cairala: Anyways, let's get on with this. Let's look back on history for a moment shall we? When our ancestors first formed the empire, they only knew of Kalderaan, Dern, Yuskaan, and Urahna. Then we learned about another group of gods, the "norse gods" if you will. Then we learned about "greek gods", then "celtic gods", then "babylonian gods", and so on and so forth. We kept learning about more and more gods. Doesn't that say something? That we kept discovering more and more, so what makes these ones the last? I think it doesn't. I think there is more that we haven't learned of. Like the void, more specifically the flavomoterscape. Kalderaan said he didn't create it, or even the darkscape or dreamscape, or even the void itself. Isn't that a bit odd, how none of the gods we know have made the void.

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Council Member: They're clearly lying. Just what are schools teaching you kids these days...

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Cairala: Oh, I'm sure far better stuff than what you taught in schools 50 years ago. The times change, and the world betters. And my generation is better than yours too. Hmph.

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Council Member: Why you... I... How dare you speak to your elder like that? Guards!

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*VCCF operatives charge into the room and point their guns all at Cairala, and many red dots cover Cairala's face*

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Cairala: Really? So you decided to play dirty and call your knights in shining armor? Like the princess you are?

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Council Member: How dare you insult my masculinity and ca-

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Cairala: I never said being a princess was a bad thing? Now did I? This is the problem with old farts like you, you're all so damn radical, and hate everything different and just want everything to be this utopia that doesn't exist and is oppressive.

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Council Member: Guards! Shoot him dead!

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*The operatives point their guns at the council member and all fire, turning his head into a mess of holes and a bloody mess that ruins the seat he was sitting on*

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Cairala: Thanks for that boys. I knew I could count on you.

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*After this incident, many ideas were made, with the most popular that Cairala would be put to death, but instead the emperor intervened himself and made Cairala head administrator as planned*

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Well, there you go, there's the shitty report.

Wait, you want more? What else could you want? What, a video of some void creature tearing up someone?

You want, the full theory? Fine then.

So the theory goes that there are more gods that exist in the universe, and that there are even more universes too. Yeah, good job. Fine here's some file of a being that we think is actually the top god, spoiler it isn't Kalderaan. Well, here are those damn files.

What? You want more than what I already gave you? How stubborn can you be?

# The Heroes

Look, I'm only giving you this one because everyone knows about the heroes, who doesn't they are things of legends, humanoid being from other worlds that come down from the sky during Swana's darkest hour, everyone's heard of them.

But they do in fact exist. That's it, that's the entry. Heroes exist, that's it, you should leave now, there's nothing else here.