Sans/In Battle

## Sans

 Crossroad Chaos (Evacuation Neutral)

 MUSCLEMEMORY (Ruthless)
 Give You Hell (Last Attack, Ruthless)

 1 (Ruthless)

 6-8 (Actual)

 1 (Actual, Ruthless)

* *... hmm, you look confused.* **[First attack]**
	+ *is it the whole "being blue" thing?*
	+ *don't worry, i got you.*
	+ *here, touch this bone.*
	+ *oops, it's there now. try again.*
	+ *you're getting there. one more try?*
	+ *oh, is that too hard to reach? sorry.*
	+ *how about this?*
	+ *i touched it.*
* *where was i? something about the first human...* **[Turn 2]**
	+ *(SERIOUSLY????)*
	+ *oh, yeah.*
	+ *you're the first to donate to a spider bakesale, at that.* **[If player donated to spider bake sale]**
	+ *you even broke the gold limo stretchgoal.* **[If player maxed out donations]**
	+ *isn't it cool to support local businesses?*

* *you didn't hurt anybody, either.* **[Turn 3, If player does not have any EXP]**
	+ *which works for me just fine. i don't need the hassle.*

* *you even helped a dog out of a well.* **[Turn 4, If Greater Dog was spared]**
	+ *it seemed pretty grateful about that.*

* *when muffet nabbed us in the woods, ready to make dough and some change...* **[Turn 5, if Muffet was spared]**
	+ *you gave it your all for a peaceful solution.*
	+ *and despite being kidnapped by koffin-k...*
	+ *you must've recognized he wasn't such a bad guy.*
	+ *i don't think i've seen him this psyched since...*
	+ *... nah, nevermind. he's like that everyday.*

* *suffice to say... you've had quite the journey so far.* **[Turn 6]**
	+ *but let's put that on hold.*
	+ *we'll call this your pit stop.*

* *oh, yeah. i need to attack.* **[Sixth attack]**
	+ *just touch this and it'll end the turn.*
	+ *so, what'll be your next move, kid?*
* *a joke to lighten the mood, eh?* **[Turn 7, if JOKE is selected]**
	+ *whoa, that reminds me, we kinda switched sides, didn't we?*
	+ *i mean, you became the kidder, and here i am with the grim face.*
	+ *you mind if i fix that?*
	+ *sorry, pal. but i'm sure you understand...*
	+ *...that it was my ACT to begin with.*

* *using body language, eh?* **[Turn 7, if POSE is selected]**
	+ *sorry, i only know the basics of it.*
	+ *y'know, stuff like yawning when you're sleepy, fidgeting when your anxious...*
	+ *...making a goofy face when your ACTs get taken away.*
	+ *say, why's your face look like that?*

* *[TBA]* **[Turn 7, if DRAW is selected]**

* *hmm... now that i think about it...* **[Phase 1 end]**
	+ *this isn't really a fair fight.*
	+ *i mean, i've got all my cool gadgets and superpowers.*
	+ *and you? you're just a dork.*
	+ *...*
	+ *i got it.*
	+ *watch this.*

#### Phase 2

* *well, look at that.* **[Phase 2 start]**
	+ *now, with your new* ***dash superpower**...*
	+ *we can REALLY get started.*

## Flavor text

* *Crossbones blocks the way!* **[Encounter]**
* *Smells like a comic convention... and ketchup.* **[Neutral]**
* *Papyrus shouts at Crossbones to remember his lines.* **[Neutral]**
* *The hero's cape flutters in the wind.* **[Neutral]**
* *Crossbones gives me the spotlight.* **[Neutral, Phase 1 end]**
* *The real battle begins. (Press [Z] to dash.)* **[Phase 2 start]**
* *The Starlight Savior. Eats ketchup out of his own blaster.* **[Check]**
* *The Starlight Savior is now testing my abilities.* **[Check, Phase 2]**
* *Stats are not "the only thing I get," thank you very much.* **[Check, Evacuation Neutral]**
* *You imply that we're the same...* **[Check, last turn on Evacuation Neutral]**
* *Stalling for time, and hiding behind a mask.* **[Check, Ruthless]**
* *Can't keep up this charade forever.* **[Check, Ruthless Phase 2]**
* *I tell a joke about two skeletons that walked into a Grillby's.* **[Joke]**
* *I tell a joke about a sentient ketchup bottle working at the bank.* **[Joke]**
* *I strike a pose brimming with heroic confidence.* **[Pose]**
* *I took the time to doodle some Crossbones fanart. He is casually impressed.* **[Draw]**