List of orders

This article is about order requirements found in dialogue. For the recipes listed in the Recipe Book located in the game menu, see Recipe Book.

This page lists order requirements for customers, stories, and recent events.

As of update 3.4.9, players can use either Tomato Sauce or Pesto Sauce in orders that do not specify which sauce to use.

## Usage notes

### Searching the page

Using "Ctrl + F" and searching for phrases of dialogue will show if the order exists on the page. Alternatively, mobile users can use the "Find on page" option in their phone's browser to search.

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### Adding to the page

If something is missing or incorrect, please edit the page or leave a comment with the order requirements and related dialogue.

2. When making changes to specific sections of the page, use the "edit section" links, as editing the entire page may cause the source or Visual Editor to lag.
3. Using the {{Order}} template, list ingredients in this order: Wheat Dough (Regular Dough is not specified) - Sauce (Tomato Sauce, Pesto Sauce) - Cheese - Pepperoni - Sausage - Mushroom - Olive - Onion - Bell Pepper - Bacon - Pineapple - Anchovy - Ham - Basil - Eggplant - Shrimp - Corn - Chicken - Garlic - Sliced Tomato - Jalapeno - Avocado - Truffle - Fig - Zucchini - Artichoke.
4. Recipes are organized according to the order of the ingredients listed above, with the final ingredient being the section the recipe is listed under (e.g., a cheese pizza with Eggplant, Garlic, and Pepperoni will be listed under "Garlic"). However, there are some exceptions:
	* Recipes that use Wheat Dough will be listed under "Wheat Dough," regardless of the toppings used.
	* Variable recipes (where ingredients change as new toppings are added to the game) and named recipes (e.g., Vegetarian) will be listed under the "Variable recipe" and "Named recipe" sections, respectively, with the former taking precedence.

## Gameplay tips

* Unless stated otherwise in the recipes, always use white dough.
* Unless the customer asks for a specific slice amount, always cut a pizza into 6 slices.
* The perfect topping amount for pizzas is 18.
* Make sure to spread out sauce and cheese evenly.
* Unless the customer asks for no sauce, always add sauce to the pizza.
* Make sure to spread out your toppings.
* For half and half pizzas put the topping only on one side of the pizza.
* Put a cooked pizza back into the oven to make it well done.
* Asking a customer "What?" will lower their patience.
* Be kind to those down on their luck. You can afford to spare a few bucks.

## Dialogue

### Fixed recipes

#### Plain Dough

	+ “Yeah, just crust.”
* “One flatbread pizza please.”
	+ “Nothing on it.”

#### Wheat Dough

	+ “Just wheat bread.”

	+ “Wheat and sauce, boss.”

	+ “Just cheese on wheat.”
* “Wheat and cheese if you please.”
	+ “Please, wheat and cheese.”

	+ “Cheese and sauce on wheat dough, please.”
* “I’m on a wheat diet.”
	+ “Wheat pizza, please!”

	+ “A half mushroom and cheese-half onion and sauce pizza on wheat dough, please.”

	+ “Quit harshin' my chill, man. Half onion, half sausage on wheat. Nothing else. Jeez.”

	+ “Anchovies on wheat. Nothing more.”

	+ “The other half is just cheese.”

	+ “I just want corn on wheat dough, if possible. Sorry, is that weird?”

	+ “Whole wheat was what I was going for... with basil.”

	+ “I take the rumors I heard about this place with grain of salt. So give me a pizza with grains.”
		- “Well, let's start with whole wheat dough. Then make it a cheese pizza with corn.”

	+ “That would be three cheese pizzas with wheat dough and corn kernels.”

	+ “Onion and basil on whole wheat. No cheese or sauce.”

	+ “Herb? Oh. Basil.”

	+ “I want you to top a pizza on whole wheat dough with bacon and basil. Then, bake it in an oven.”

	+ “I'm sure you could just put garlic cloves on some wheat dough, couldn't you?”

	+ “Cheese, sauce and fungi on wheat dough. No meat. No fruit. No veggie. No seafood.”

	+ “I think ham is softer than bacon so that wheat dough really helps to bring the chewy-ness.”
		- “Chesse, mushrooms, bacon, basil, truffles, and sauce for one, and cheese, mushrooms, ham, basil, truffles, and sauce for the other. That's it.”

	+ “Just figs, sauce, and cheese, please. On wheat dough.”

	+ “Figs, chicken, and jalapeno. Wheat dough with sauce and cheese.”

	+ “Eggplant, zucchini, and sliced tomatoes on a cheesy flatbread. No sauce. Wheat dough.”

	+ “I made that all up. Can I just have zucchini, shrimp, and basil? Add pesto, cheese, and put it on wheat dough. Thanks!”

#### Cheese

	+ “I mean a cheese pizza, without any sauce.”
* “Cheese pizza, minus the sauce.”
	+ “Minus is subtraction. Don't put sauce.”

	+ “No sauce. Half cheese. Nothing else.”

	+ “I want a cheese.”
* “Can I get a pepperoni, without any pepperoni.”
	+ “Just cheese and sauce on that.”
* “One pizza as beautiful as the morning sunrise.”
	+ “A cheese pizza. You know like the sun? Not very poetic, are ya?”
* “One cheese. Plain and simple.”
	+ “One cheese. Plain and simple.”
* “I need a pizza, but don't bother putting any of those fancy toppings on. Just sauce and cheese.”
	+ “Just sauce and cheese.”
* “Just cheese.”
* “One plain pizza please.”
	+ “Pizza. Plain. Cheese and sauce is presumed.”
* “I've got a ton of mice to get rid of. One cheese pizza, please.”
	+ “Forcing them out won't work, so hoping the bribe does better.”
* “One cheese pizza. Don't forget the sauce. I've had people forget the sauce.”
	+ “Seriously. That sauce. I need it with my cheese.”
* “Sauce. Cheese. Go.”
	+ “Sauce! Cheese! Go!!!”
* “Do you wanna hear a joke about pizza?”
	+ “Naw, it's too cheesy. Haha! I'll have a cheese.”
* “I'm here for a pizza.”
	+ “Oh, sorry. Just a cheese pizza.”
* “Cheese please!”
	+ “Please cheese!”
* “Going to cheese town hard tonight.”
	+ “Cheese pizza for one!”
* “My sister is a vegetarian, but she doesn't actually like vegetables or fruit. She likes mushrooms though... but not on pizza.”
	+ “My sister wants a pizza without meat, fruit, vegetables, or mushrooms.”
* “Cheese.”
	+ “Just a cheese pizza.”
* “Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese.”
	+ “Cheese?”
* “Yes, hello. Cheese pizza.”
	+ “Cheese pizza.”
* “Hi can I have a pizza please?”
	+ “Just a cheese pizza.”

	+ “Two cheese pizzas. I don't know what I was thinking before.”
* “Two cheese pizzas, please.”
	+ “Cheese pizza... two...”

	+ “As in, tomato sauce. You know, the REAL pizza sauce?”

	+ “Oh, sorry. One cheese pizza, but with pesto sauce instead of tomato sauce!”
* “Hey, I heard you have pesto sauce now. Can I get some on a cheese pizza?”
	+ “Just cheese and pesto. I'm still not sure if I'll like it with anything else...”
* “Normally, I wouldn't think to put pesto on a cheese pizza. But that guy in the green shirt was very convincing!”
	+ “Time to try something new! I'll have a cheese pizza with pesto sauce!”

	+ “I can't get enough of that tasty green sauce! I want 3 pizzas with pesto and cheese!”

	+ “My pizza? Don't put sauce of half of it.”

	+ “Oh, you can make put each sauce on one side? Okay! One cheese pizza, half pesto and half tomato!”

	+ “Huh? Why don't I just order two pizzas with one sauce each? Because that wouldn't look as cool!”

	+ “Two half sauce and half cheese.”

	+ “One cheese pizza, and one pizza with nothing on it.”

#### Pepperoni

	+ “I mean don’t put cheese or sauce on it.”

	+ “My body can't digest dairy well, thanks for bringing it up.”
* “Pep no chizzy.”
	+ “Pepperoni no cheese...”
* “I'd like a pepperoni, dairy free.”
	+ “Don't put cheese on my pepperoni.”
* “Hey there! I have a favor to ask of you. I wanted to order a pepperoni pizza, but I don't want any cheese on it.”
	+ “Oh. I mean I need one pepperoni without any of the cheese.”
* “Can I please get a pepperoni with no cheese?”
	+ “No cheese on that pep, please.”

	+ “No cheese! But half pepperoni!”

	+ “Just pep, cheese, and crust.”
* “Pepperoni and cheese.”
	+ “I can't get any more clear than that. Pepperoni and cheese.”
* “Pepperoni with no sauce.”
	+ “I can't get any more clear than that. Pepperoni and cheese. Sauce? No.”

	+ “I... I'd like half pep, and I'd like half cheese... I... just don't like the sauce.”

	+ “Meat, cheese, sauce, and crust.”
* “Hi! How are you doing? Let's see. Hmmm. I'll take... Alright let's get one pepperoni pizza. Thank you!”
	+ “I guess you didn't hear me. Alright. I said that I would like to buy a single pepperoni pizza.”
* “Can I just get a pepperoni, please?”
	+ “Are you kidding? It's pepperoni. I'd like a pizza with some soft, slightly smoked, bright red slices of cured pork and beef.”
* “My brother hates pepperoni. I'll take a pepperoni.”
	+ “Yeah, it's terrible. I'm cool with it.”
* “Pepperoni.”
	+ “...Pepperoni.”
* “Macaroni pizza.”
	+ “Hahah! Oops. I meant pepperoni.”
* “Za.”
	+ “As in pizza? Pepperoni pizza.”
* “I'd like to buy a pepperoni pizza.”
	+ “I'd... like... to... buy... a pepperoni pizza?”

	+ “Well, now that you got two sauces for pizza, I wanna make sure you're using the red stuff on mine. And cheese and pepperoni, of course!”

	+ “Green pesto, white mozzarella, red pepperonis... ALL Italian!”

	+ “Just a pep, with sauce missing from one side.”

	+ “I'm saying leave cheese off half of the pizza.”

	+ “Sorry... half pep half cheese...”
* “Hey. I need a pepperoni but put no pepperoni on one side.”
	+ “I just want a half pep and half cheese, dude.”
* “Hello. I need half cheese half salami.”
	+ “Oh. I mean pepperoni. Half cheese, half pepperoni.”
* “Half Pee half Chee!”
	+ “Half pepperoni, and half cheese.”
* “Hey... cheese... half pep...”
	+ “Um... half cheese... half pep...”
* “Can I get a pizza that is half pepperoni and half cheese?”
	+ “I want pepperoni on half of the pizza, and just cheese on the other half.”

	+ “Are you really going to make me repeat that? One half is just sauce and cheese, and the other half is just sauce and pepperoni.”

	+ “Yeah... no cheese or pep on one half. My dad likes it that way for some reason.”

	+ “Geez man... Half pep no cheese. Half cheese no sauce.”

	+ “Two pepperoni pizzas.”

	+ “Three pepperoni pizzas.”
* “Your pizza has changed my life, buddy! I dedicated myself to training bears. I need three pepperoni pizzas for my bears.”
	+ “Three pepperoni pizzas, buddy.”

	+ “One pepperoni. One pepperoni with no cheese on it.”

	+ “I don’t want a pep and a cheese. I need two half and halfs.”

#### Sausage

	+ “Sausage, but no sauce! Ha!”
* “Serve me up some sauceless sausage.”
	+ “Sausage pizza with no sauce.”

	+ “Yes.”
* “Sausage Pizza. Sausage. Cheese is cool too.”
	+ “A sausage pizza with cheese.”
* “Pepperoni is great, but Sausage is better!”
	+ “Sausage pizza!”
* “Sausage.”
	+ “A sausage pizza.”

	+ “Cheese and sausage on both!”
* “Two pizzas. Both sausage.”
	+ “Two sausage pizzas.”

	+ “Half pep, half saus, all with no cheese.”

	+ “Trying to order a pep and sausage here.”
* “One pepperoni and sausage.”
	+ “One pepperoni and sausage.”
* “Hey pal. Pizza of the day is pep and sausage.”
	+ “Pepperoni and sausage.”
* “Do you have sausage toppings?”
	+ “Great! I'll have a pep and sausage.”
* “Ready for this? I wanted a pepperoni and sausage.”
	+ “I prepped you my order! Pepperoni and sausage.”
* “Hello! I'd like a pepperoni, but if you have sausage too, that would be even better.”
	+ “If possible, I’d like a pepperoni and sausage.”
* “One sausage provoloni.”
	+ “Sausage and provoloni. Er... pepperoni.”
* “I need a pizza with pepperoni on it, but also with sausage on it.”
	+ “The pizza will have pepperoni and sausage!”
* “Oh wow, my very fisrt PizzaCon pizza! How about pepperoni and sausage??”
	+ “I heard that people here love pepperoni and sausage. I wanna see what it's all about!”

	+ “I need one pizza with pepperoni, cheese, and sausage, and another pizza with pepperoni, cheese, and sausage.”

	+ “Two toppings too complicated for you? Half pepperoni. Half sausage.”

	+ “two pizzas. One pepperoni and one sausage.”

#### Mushroom

	+ “A mushroom pizza without cheese for me.”

	+ “Yeah... uh... mushrooms.”
* “I would like to buy a mushroom pizza!”
	+ “Just like Mario!”
* “I would like a pizza, but do not top it with animal, vegetable, or mineral.”
	+ “Nothing but fungi!”
* “Can I get some shrooms... on my pizza?”
	+ “Sorry. Mushrooms.”
* “Get me the truffle pizza.”
	+ “Truffles? Mushrooms?”

	+ “Two mushroom pizzas.”
* “Can I get two mushroom pizzas, please.”
	+ “I'm going to make a mushroom bicycle!”

	+ “Three mushroom pizzas.”
* “Three mushroom pizzas for this fun guy.”
	+ “Get it? Fun guy. Fungi. It's a pun.”

	+ “I want a mushroom and sausage pizza, without cheese.”

	+ “Hello friend, who doesn’t pay attention, I’d like a mushroom and pepperoni pizza, please.”
* “I want to get a musheroni pizza.”
	+ “Mushroom and pepperoni.”

	+ “Half pepperoni and half mushroom.”

	+ “One pep mushroom, and one pep.”

	+ “Mushroom and sausage.”
* “Um... I like mushrooms, but I also like sausage... Can I get both?”
	+ “Mushroom and sausage.”
		- “Cheese, sausages, mushrooms, and sauce. That's it.”

	+ “Can I get a pizza with mushrooms and sausage, but with pesto instead of pizza sauce?”

	+ “Half pepperoni, and half mushroom, with no cheese on any of it.”

	+ “Half sausage, and half mushroom.”

	+ “Really? It even rhymed and everything.”

	+ “Half mushroom, half pepperoni and sausage.”

#### Olive

	+ “It's red... and the dots are.. nevermind.”

	+ “Are you messing with me?”

	+ “You put tomato sauce and olives on one half, pesto on the other. But no cheese!”

	+ “Yeah... um... olive pizza.”
* “I live for olives.”
	+ “Olive pizza.”
* “The ancient Greeks used to smear olive oil on their bodies to clean themselves. Weird!”
	+ “You know. Like soap. Anyways... Can I get an olive pizza...”
* “I didn't know olives are actually fruit.”
	+ “Still delicious! Can I get an olive pizza?”
* “People always get pepperoni, but I feel it's all about the olives!”
	+ “Olive pizza!”
* “I've gotta get some of those olives!”
	+ “Olives on the pizza!”

	+ “Two pizzas with olives.”

	+ “Don't put cheese on my pepperoni and olive pizzas.”

	+ “Great! I'll have a pep and olive.”
* “Could you get me an olive and pepperoni pizza? Thanks.”
	+ “Olive and pepperoni.”

	+ “All pepperoni, but half olives.”

	+ “Half sausage and olive and half sausage and pepperoni!”

	+ “Three pizzas with olives and sausages!”

	+ “...Mushrooms... and olive...”

	+ “Some of us are more complex than others.”

#### Onion

	+ “Um... just onions.”

	+ “Onions and mushrooms. Nothing more! Nothing less!”

	+ “Well I find it interesting. One onion pizza, please!”
* “I'd like a turnip pizza.”
	+ “Oh right. Onions. Onion pizza.”
* “There's a bear in my car! I should probably get an onion pizza.”
	+ “Bears hate onions right?”
* “Onion pizza, please. I'm going on a date.”
	+ “I don't like dates.”

	+ “Great! Give me a pep and onion pizza, then.”
* “I would like a cheese pizza, but on top I'd like onions and pepperoni.”
	+ “Pepperoni and onions on my pizza.”
* “Onions and pepperoni go together, right?”
	+ “Both are circle shaped, I suppose.”

	+ “Two pepperoni and onion pizzas.”

	+ “Only one with onion! If you put it on both we are gonna be donion...”

	+ “Half pepperoni and half onion.”

	+ “Three onion pizzas. One with pepperoni.”

	+ “Did I blow your mind on that one? Onions AND sausage.”
* “I'll have a pizza with ground pork and that veggie with all the layers. What is it called? They break into rings when you slice them.”

	+ “Onions and mushrooms.”
* “I love the way onions and mushrooms smell when they're baked.”
	+ “I bet they smell even better on a baked pizza... Mushrooms and onions, please!”

	+ “Half mushroom, half onion.”

	+ “Mushroom and onion war!”

	+ “Olives and onions!”
* “Onions and olives only for me. Other than cheese and sauce of course.”
	+ “I would like onions and olives on my pizza.”

	+ “Can I get a cheese pizza with pesto, onions, and olives?”

	+ “I just don't like them to touch, alright?”

	+ “Onions, pepperoni, and sausage.”

	+ “Half pep and onions, half olives. All without cheese.”

	+ “One onion pizza, one pep and saus.”

	+ “I'm not pretending to be a cow. I want Mushrooms, Olives, and Onions on my pizza!”
* “Can I please get an olive and onion pizza, but also with mushrooms.”
	+ “olives, onions, and mushrooms.”

	+ “Both pizzas should have pesto, mushrooms, and sausage. But one should also have onions on one half.”

	+ “I need a half olive and onion and half pepperoni.”

	+ “Onions, olives, pepperoni, and sausage. OOPS! Haha!”

	+ “Half sausage and onions, and half olive and mushrooms.”

	+ “Sorry, it's a long order... Two pesto pizzas, one with pepperoni and sausage. The other should have two halves: one side mushroom, the other onions and olives.”

#### Bell Pepper

	+ “Bell peppers with no sauce.”

	+ “I'm a dummy. Just bell peppers.”
* “Ding-dong!”
	+ “Bell peppers? Get it?”
* “I'd just like some B.P for M.E.”
	+ “Bell peppers for me.”

	+ “Bell peppers and pepperoni on one side. Mushrooms on the other side. The smelly side.”

	+ “Pepper and Olive with half pepperoni and half onion.”

	+ “One onion pizza. One bell pepper pizza. One mushroom pizza. Sausage on all three.”

#### Bacon

	+ “I'll probably end up throwing the flatbread part away.”

	+ “That's one bacon pizza that I can use to teach my dog how to fetch.”
* “Bacon is in the eye of the beholder. And I want to behold it.”
	+ “I'm very hungry.”
* “Grease me up a bacon pizza.”
	+ “Put bacon on a pizza.”
* “I just ran fourteen blocks, because I smelled bacon!”
	+ “I'll take a bacon pizza, please.”
* “I'm achin' for bacon!”
	+ “BACON!”
* “Hey there, buddy! I need a bacon pizza for my best bear's birthday.”
	+ “One bacon pizza, buddy!”

	+ “One half pepperoni for dinner, and the other half sausage and bacon for breakfast.”

	+ “I'll take a bacon pizza with onions.”

#### Pineapple

	+ “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
* “I need a pineapple pizza to see which side of the debate my date is on.”
	+ “I haven't decided yet.”
* “I require a pineapple pizza post-haste!”
	+ “Pizza plus pineapple; no time to waste!”
* “Don't tell anyone, but I want a pineapple pizza.”
	+ “Shhhh.”

	+ “Pineapple and olive on a pizza.”

	+ “Pineapple and bell pepper, please!”

	+ “Pepperoni, Pepper, and Pineapple pizza, please.”

#### Anchovy

	+ “Honestly, there's a seal outside.”

	+ “I was hoping for spicy tuna, but anchovies will do.”
* “Darling it's better. Down where it's wetter. Bake it for me.”
	+ “I've got a little mermaid at home in need of an anchovy pizza.”

	+ “Three anchovy pies.”

	+ “It's not worth the risk to try something new... One anchovy pizza, with tomato sauce please.”

	+ “Let's give it a try: one anchovy pizza, with pesto sauce please!”

	+ “My date's favorite za is a Stinky Pete.”
* “I need an onion and anchovy pizza to ruin this date.”

	+ “I'd like half olive and half anchovies with regular red sauce.”

	+ “It might sound gross, but you never know until you try it! So, gimme a pizza with cheese, pesto, fish and pineapple.”

	+ “Imma try it.”
		- “I need a pizza with sauce, cheese, mushrooms, pineapple, and anchovies.”

#### Ham

	+ “Oh, ham is fine.”
* “Oink! Oink! I'll take the ham!”
	+ “Ham, please!”
* “I have to write an essay on Hamlet, so I'm here to do research.”
	+ “Isn't that a play about ham?”
* “I'll take a ham sammy.”
	+ “Oh, you serve pizza? I'll take a ham pizza.”
* “Gimme them meat squares.”
	+ “I want that ham, fam.”

	+ “So hungry... Energy low... Pesto... Ham... Cheese...”

	+ “Say, here's an idea! I'll take a ham pizza, half pesto, half pepperoni and red sauce!”

	+ “Ham and sausage pizza.”

	+ “I don't care what you put on the other half, so just cheese I guess.”

	+ “Ham and pepperoni pizza, please!”

	+ “What do you mean what?”

	+ “We'd like one pizza that's half olive and onion, and the other half just ham – not even cheese or sauce on that half!”

	+ “I want one half ham and bacon, and one half pepperoni and sausage.”

	+ “One pepperoni and sausage, and one pineapple and ham.”

#### Basil

	+ “You're one of them too, huh? One basil pizza, please.”

	+ “All I want is two pizzas with tomato sauce and basil.”

	+ “I'll dumb down my ideas for the masses... again! Half sauce, half cheese and basil.”

	+ “I want ALL THE BASIL!!! Three pizzas, with pesto! And BASIL!!!”

	+ “Two pizzas with pesto sauce, one with peppers and one with basil. I'll make everyone green with envy!”

	+ “One anchovy pizza and one basil pizza, buddy!”

	+ “Goats like basil, olive, and onions, right?”

	+ “pepperoni, basil, mushroom, sausage, and peppers.”

	+ “So I'll take that.”

#### Eggplant

	+ “I'm sorry, are you the place that puts eggplants on pizza?”
* “Make me a pizza that I'll think is eggcellent!”
	+ “Sorry, bad pun there. A cheese pizza with eggplant will do.”
* “I've heard of putting cheese and marinara on eggplant to make it tasty, but not the other way round.”
	+ “I suppose it's worth a try. I'll take a cheese pizza with eggplant!”

	+ “Oh, it had a weird name. What was it... EGGPLANT! Two cheese pizzas with eggplant!”

	+ “I guess we'll find out. One pizza with pesto sauce, cheese, and eggplant!”

	+ “Bacon and eggs... or maybe a veggie to go with the bacon? Can we meet somewhere in the middle?”

	+ “Definitely keep the meat, but how about putting some eggplant on there too?”

	+ “Bacon on a cheese pizza. Usually you put an egg on it too, but eggplant will do.”

	+ “Sorry, random factoid. I'd like an anchovy and eggplant pizza.”

	+ “Oh, it's a vegetarian dish. Just put eggplants, bell peppers, onions and basil on a cheese pizza.”

#### Shrimp

	+ “Just give me a pizza with sauce and shrimp. I think that'll work!”

	+ “They're delicious, no matter how you cook 'em. I've gotta have those shrimps!”
* “So, I heard this place serves shrimp on pizza! I'll believe it when I see it.”
	+ “Well? Do you have shrimp or not? I'm waiting!”

	+ “It's just a couple of pizzas with prawns. Or shrimp, whatever you want to call them.”

	+ “It's worth a shot! I'll take a shrimp pizza, with pesto instead of tomato sauce!”

	+ “Yeah, I said it! I want a REAL Hawaiian pizza, with shrimp and pineapple!”
* “Have you ever had pineapple shrimp? It's delicious! I bet it'd taste even better on pizza.”
	+ “I'll have a pizza with shrimp and pineapple, please!”

	+ “Pineapple and seafood.”

	+ “I mean... pesto, cheese, anchovies, and shrimp? It's the best food combo since PB&J!”

	+ “Make it as red as you can! Tomato sauce, pepperoni, ham, shrimp, bacon, anything red and pink!”

	+ “In case you didn't know, gamberi means shrimp in Italian!”

	+ “Well, obviously shrimp. Then, onions for the crunch and mushrooms for the earthy flavor.”

	+ “That's a cheese pizza with fruit, like olives, peppers and pineapple. And shrimp, the sea's fruit!”

#### Corn

	+ “Aw, don't have a cob on... I just want some corn on my pizza.”
* “You have corn, as a pizza topping?! That's so weird! But then again...”
	+ “I suppose I've seen worse. Okay, let's give it a shot.”
* “I've tried corn in soup, corn in bread, corn on the cob... but corn on pizza?”
	+ “Just put corn on my cheese pizza, and let me be the judge.”
* “I'll have a unicorn, please!”
	+ “That's one cheese pizza, but with corn on it!”
* “When I went to Japan last year, I had a pizza with corn in it. Glad to see you have it, too!”
	+ “There aren't many pizza places that server corn pizza. This is my chance!”
* “Hey, is it weird to ask for corn on pizza? I'm just really curious about it.”
	+ “No, you know what? It's not weird. I'm excited to try corn on my pizza!”

	+ “... Sorry, one pizza with pesto and corn please.”

	+ “Hey, why don't you make a corn pizza with a pesto half and a red sauce half? Then I can have my answer!”

	+ “I want both pineapple and corn. Is there a way they can be on the same pizza, but separate?”

	+ “The corn's sweetness pairs so well with the savory bacon. And the crunch when it's baked twice is so satisfying! Make them well done.”

	+ “How about... a pizza with pesto sauce, with ham on one side and corn on the other?”

#### Chicken

	+ “Such a good combination. Chicken and cheese, together on a bread.”

	+ “I won a couple rounds in my game. Now I'm treating myself to a chicken pizza!”
* “Chicken parmigiana is great, but mozzarella is also perfectly acceptable.”
	+ “Give me chicken with cheese and sauce, Then, put it on some pizza dough.”
* “If I ordered a chicken pizza, there aren't any bones in it... right?”
	+ “No? Good, okay. Then a cheese pizza with chicken, please.”

	+ “Sorry, I'm crazy hungry. 3 chicken pizzas, please.”

	+ “Oh, no parmesan? Mozzarella will work. Just two pizzas with chicken, cheese, and red sauce.”

	+ “I'd like a cheese pizza with pesto sauce and chicken, please!”

	+ “Just to be clear, each of those should be its own pizza: chicken, olives, mushrooms. But put pesto on all three.”

	+ “Two pesto pizzas with onions. But make one of those half ham, half chicken.”

	+ “Sorry, I was trying to be fancy. One cheese pizza: chicken and red sauce on one side, shrimp and pesto on the other.”

	+ “I'm not quite sure either, so just put 'em on”

	+ “Eggplant, bell pepper, onions, mushrooms and chicken. It's weird, but trust me. It's good!”

	+ “Most chicken feed has corn in it. I guess that's kind of a useless fun fact though, isn't it?”

	+ “Two chicken, mushroom and onion pizzas please!”

	+ “No sauce. Just give me cheese, chicken and anchovies on dough. And basil instead of lettuce!”

	+ “Say, is there any way you could put some chicken, bacon, and corn on a cheese pizza?”

#### Garlic

	+ “Maybe just sprinkle some cheese on the dough and put garlic on it? That should work.”

	+ “Don't you have anything to get rid of vampires? Stakes? Holy water? Garlic?!”
* “My grandma ate a clove of garlic every day, and she lived to be 100!”
	+ “But I can't just eat garlic cloves. I need sauce, cheese and bread too.”

	+ “I'm tired of waiting hours for garllic pizzas at BDP. Two, please.”

	+ “You know what's great about mushrooms and garlic on a pizza? They're good for you, too!”
* “Some people don't like the smell of roasted mushrooms or garlic. I think they're wonderful together!”
	+ “Please, I need those bakes mushrooms and garlic in my life right now.”

	+ “Meats and stinky veggies on their own sides, but coming together in delicious harmony.”

	+ “SMELLY TOPPINGS!”

	+ “A marinara pizza? It doesn’t have cheese, but it has tomato sauce, garlic and basil!”

	+ “Just pile on as much cheese as you can. Then, add some garlic and basil!”

	+ “Fun fact: pesto sauce is made of garlic, basil leaves, and olive oil. That's what I want. 3 of them!”

	+ “I want a pizza with garlic on one side and shrimp on the other, please.”

	+ “Oh man, what if you put garlic and shrimp... on a pizza?!”

	+ “You don't have garlic chicken? Well, why not just put garlic and chicken on my two pizzas?”

#### Sliced Tomato

	+ “They just couldn't cut it! HAH! One cheese pizza with sliced tomatoes, please!”

	+ “Sorry, something must have gotten lost in translation: Tomato sauce, cheese, and sliced tomatoes.”
* “Tomatoes are the best, aren't they? Anything that's tomato and cheese, put it on my pizza!”
	+ “Tomato sauce, cheese, and sliced tomatoes please!”

	+ “Sorry, too hungry to rhyme anymore. One cheese pizza, with pesto and sliced tomatoes.”

	+ “If only I could have pesto on one side and red sauce on the other... then I could enjoy all the cheesy, tomato-y goodness!”

	+ “Olives? Tomatoes? I'll take those on a cheese pizza.”
* “Give me a pizza I'll love, from my head to my toes. Get it?”
	+ “You didn't get it, did you? Olive? Tomatoes?”

	+ “Caprese is simple: sliced tomatoes, mozzarella and basil.”

	+ “It's simple! It's just a regular cheese pizza, but you put tomatoes and basil on top of it.”

	+ “Huh? Not on the menu? But you have everything: pesto, bread, cheese, sliced tomatoes, garlic and basil!”

	+ “Garlic, onions, sliced tomatoes, and eggplant. I'm calling it, "Violet Aroma".”

	+ “It's a recipe I looked up online that sounded tasty. Eggplant, tomatoes and garlic!”

	+ “If you put sliced tomatoes and eggplants on my pizza, I'll have a berry good timr!”

#### Jalapeno

	+ “Hi! Can you pepper my pizza with jalapenos, please?”
* “I'm a little chili. Can you give me something hot to warm me up?”
	+ “A nice warm pizza with jalapenos ought to do the trick!”
* “Hi! Can you put jalapenos all over my pizza, please?”
	+ “Yep, that's all I want! Jalapenos!”
* “I wanna get jalapeno business!”
	+ “Sorry, too forward? I just wanted a jalapeno pizza.”

	+ “Pepperoni and jalapenos, huh? Hmph. Not very spicy, but it'll have to do.”

	+ “You know. Flatbread with all the spicy toppings.”

	+ “They're my favorites! I want two pizzas with jalapenos and mushrooms.”

	+ “I knew you couldn't do it! It's okay, just give me bell and jalapeno peppers on my pizza.”
* “Nothing beats a piece of pepper pizza!”
	+ “Just give me bell and jalapeno peppers on my pizza.”

	+ “I love how the peppers add a kick to the gooey cheese and savory bacon! But would it be good on a pizza?”

	+ “What if you just gave me a pizza with jalapenos and bacon, no sauce?”

	+ “I know, it sounds crazy... Crazy enough to work! Gimme a jalapeno and pineapple pizza!”
		- “Ok. I want cheese, pineppla, jalapenos, and sauce.”

	+ “Why does everyone give me that look?! I can't help it if I like fish, corn and jalapenos on my pizza!”

	+ “Chicken's the best, but it's even better when you add a little heat with some chili peppers!”

	+ “One chicken pizza, with jalapeno and bell peppers. But I only want the peppers on one half.”

	+ “It only has cheese, chicken, jalapenos, onion, and tomatoes. And when I fold a slice, it looks like a taco shell!”

	+ “Onions, corn, sliced tomatoes, garlic, jalapenos... It's a corn salsa pizza!”

#### Avocado

	+ “Half avocado, all cheese, all sauce.”

	+ “Avocado, sauce, and cheese, please!”
* “No pain, no grain! Actually, I'll give you a break this time. Just give me avocado, cheese, and sauce.”
	+ “Just like I said: Avocado, cheese, and sauce!”
* “What's up with this soft green fruit I've been hearing all about? It's the hottest thing since sliced 'za!”
	+ “You're right, I do want to try it! I'll take avocado, sauce, and cheese.”

	+ “I don't know, just put them on my pizza!”

	+ “I guess I'd like a cheese pizza with pesto sauce, plus avocado and bell peppers.”

	+ “Avocado, bell pepper, and mushroom on cheese and pesto. It's like something out of a fairy tale.”

	+ “Oranges? Or kiwis? Or lemons? Or pineapples? Or avocados?”

	+ “Anchovies, avocado, sauce, and cheese!”

	+ “Sorry, I was listening to Pepperonye West in the car. Just give me avocado, corn, and bacon on a cheese pizza with pesto.”

	+ “Chicken, bacon, and avocado, please.”

	+ “Red tomato slices, red tomato sauce, and green avocados. Add cheese!”

	+ “Avocado, sliced tomato, onion, jalapeno, and garlic. Add tomato sauce and cheese.”

#### Truffle

	+ “Well then, truffle it is.”
* “I'll be in trouble if I don't eat some truffle on a pizza. Now.”
	+ “A truffle pizza. Hurry please.”

	+ “By nothing I mean no cheese or sauce, just crust.”

	+ “I'll have a truffle pepperoni pizza.”

	+ “Or you can make a truffle pizza with sausage. Just remember to make it well done.”

	+ “One side chicken with truffle, the other side seafood with truffle. Don't forget the sauce and cheese.”

	+ “I like the red sauce and my raccoon digs the green sauce.”

	+ “I believe they'll go well together!”

	+ “I'll show you. Bacon, ham, garlic and truffle.”

	+ “Sounds tasty, doesn't it? Sauce, cheese, onions, truffles and sliced tomatoes.”

	+ “Two pizzas with pesto sauce, sliced tomatoes, jalapeno, and truffle.”

#### Fig

	+ “I made that up. But sauce, cheese, and figs will do just fine!”
* “The ancient Romanos believed figs could prevent aging! I really want to stay young forever, so cook it twice!” (Cook this pizza **twice**.)
	+ “Just give me a pizza with figs, sauce, and cheese. Well done.”
* “Knock knock!”
	+ “Figs!”
		- “Huh? I just wanted a fig pizza...”
* “Did you know that figs were the first fruit crop ever cultivated? We've been eating them for over 11,000 years!”
	+ “I want figs on a cheese pizza!”

	+ “Two pizzas with sauce, cheese, and figs! Put them through the oven twice.”

	+ “I'll take figs, ham, sauce, and cheese, if that's not too much trouble.”

	+ “Could you put them all on a cheese pizza?”

	+ “Oh! And don't forget sauce and cheese!”

	+ “I'd like two Fruity Pigs and one pizza with figs and basil. Pesto and cheese on all three.”

	+ “Prosciutto is the fanciest ham there is, and figs are the fanciest fruit. Make them cheesy, sauceless, and don't forget the basil.”

	+ “Let's see, that would be...chicken, corn, basil, and figs!”

	+ “One pesto pizza with figs, pineapple, and jalapeno. Don't forget cheese!”

	+ “That'll be three cheese pizzas, please. One pork pizza, one with jalapenos and basil, the other with figs and eggplant!”

	+ “Make my pizza like I make my favorite casserole, but make sure to add red sauce and cheese.”

#### Zucchini

	+ “Sorry, I get carried away with my singing sometimes. I just want a cheese and zucchini flatbread.”

	+ “Zucchini, sauce, and cheese. That's all!”

	+ “SQUASH! ... Ahem...just sauce, cheese, zucchini, and sausage, please.”

	+ “Bell pepper, zucchini, sauce. No cheese.”

	+ “That'll be one margherita pizza with zucchini!”

	+ “I want two cheese pizzas and each one should have eggplant, zucchini, corn, and bacon!”

	+ “I'll take a cheese pizza with chicken and garlic. Don't forget the zucchini!”

	+ “Answer: on top of cheese and sauce!”

	+ “One pizza that is half pesto and zucchini, half red sauce and cheese. The other should have pesto, bacon, and jalapenos.”

	+ “You know what I mean. One zucchini and jalapeno. One Salty Sailor. With sauce and cheese.”

	+ “Three pizzas with pesto and cheese. One of them should have onions, zucchini, and jalapeno. One of them should be a Green Dream. The other, a Stinky Pete.”

#### Artichoke

	+ “Let's keep it simple. I just want artichoke hearts, sauce, and cheese.”

	+ “Three pizzas with artichokes, sauce, and cheese, of course.”

	+ “I think I still believe her. Use both of those ingredients with sauce and cheese, please!”

	+ “Sauce and cheese with artichoke hearts and anchovies! Make it extra crispy, please!”

	+ “Artichoke hearts, pepperoni, and anchovies. Add sauce and cheese, please.”

	+ “Pepperoni and sausage on one, all red meats on the other. Artichokes on both.”

	+ “Just a cheese pizza with artichokes, chicken, and bacon.”

	+ “One pizza with red meats and artichoke hearts, the other with basil, bell pepper, and artichoke. Sauce and cheese on both”

	+ “A pesto pizza with red meats, seafood, chicken, and artichoke hearts.”

	+ “Artichoke, garlic, sauce, and cheese, please!”

	+ “One cheese pizza with garlic, shrimp, and artichoke hearts.”

	+ “So for the toppings, you should use sliced tomato, garlic, basil, and artichoke hearts. Oh, and use cheese and sauce, too!”

	+ “The Meat Lover's should have artichoke hearts, and you already know the toppings for the other one. Cheese and sauce on both of them.”

	+ “One pizza should be a Green Dream with pesto sauce, one should have Stinky Pete toppings and artichoke hearts, and the last should be a proper Vegetarian pizza.”

#### Pumpkin

	+ “What parts of the pumpkin do you use? Wait, don't tell me. I want to be surprised! One pumpkin pizza, please.”
* “I'm on my way to Jack's Pumpkin Patch, but I definitely can't enjoy it without having a pumpkin pizza first.”
	+ “If I don't get a pumpkin pizza now, I might try to eat one of the pumpkins at the patch!”
* “The truth is out there. In a flying saucer of pumpkin pizza.”
	+ “I want to see what delicious secrets lies in a pizza with sauce, cheese, and pumpkin!”
* “Last night, I had a dream I was riding in a pumpkin carriage to meet my true love! Then the clock struck 12 and woke me up. But it left me craving a pumpkin pizza!”
	+ “I don't know how a pumpkin turns into a carriage, but I'm sure a simple pumpkin pizza will be just as magical!”
* “Jack O'Lanter is a talented pumpkin farmer and you're a talented Ovenist! With your collaboration, this should be the best pumpkin pizza ever!”
	+ “Use your pizza skills to make me one pizza topped with pumpkin!”

	+ “I'm really craving a cheese pizza with pumpkin. Actually, I'm craving two!”

	+ “A regular pumpkin pizza with pesto sauce instead of tomato sauce!”

	+ “I want two pumpkin pizzas with wheat dough. Well done!” (Cook the pizzas **twice**.)

	+ “Pumpkin on top of wheat dough, pesto sauce, and cheese.”

	+ “I'd like a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and pumpkin.”

	+ “One pumpkin pizza with olives and onions. Another with pumpkin and sausage. The last with just pumpkin. All with sauce and cheese!”

	+ “Pumpkin and bacon are a good pair just like you and Jack O'Lanter!”

	+ “Pumpkin and pineapple is an underrated pizza combo, trust me!”

	+ “I think pumpkin and basil would pair well together.”

	+ “Nothing matches the cozy autumn feel of eating a pumpkin pizza with onions and eggplant!”

	+ “Start with wheat dough, sauce, and cheese. Then add ham, pumpkin, corn, and mushrooms!”

	+ “Put shrimp, onion, garlic, sliced tomatoes, and pumpkin all on a pizza!”

	+ “I want to keep it simple like my grandma's pumpkin pie. Nothing but dough, pumpkin, and jalapenos!”

	+ “Give me a fruity pizza, and don't forget the pumpkin!”

### Variable recipes

#### Vegan

	+ “Ugh... mushrooms, fruits and veggies. No cheese.”
* “Vegan pizza, please.”
	+ “All fruits and veggies and fungi, but no cheese.”
* “You know what the best thing about vegan pizza is? You really get to savor the flavor of the tomato sauce!”
	+ “Who needs meat and cheese? Not me! I'm good with fruits, veggies, fungi, and that tasty tomato-ey goodness!”
* “Everything here looks so delicious, but my stomach is weak to any meat or cheese...”
	+ “I guess I meant a vegan pizza. Just veggies, fruits, and fungi.”
* “Rumor has it Leonardi DoughVinci and Piethagoras were both vegans who loved artichokes! I want to follow in their footsteps!”
	+ “That'll be a cheeseless pizza with all vegan toppings!”

	+ “All veggies, fruits, fungi, and no cheese. No basil either.”

#### Vegetarian

* “Vegetarian pizza.”
	+ “Veggies... fruits... mushrooms...”

	+ “Two pizzas with veggies, fruits and fungi.”

#### All-Dressed

	+ “No, not the Montreal All-Dressed. I mean everything!”

#### Whole wheat works

	+ “A works pizza minus the meat; on whole wheat.”

#### Pescatarian

	+ “Two pizza with fruits, mushrooms, and seafood.”

#### Heat sweet wheat

	+ “Meat pizza on whole wheat.”

#### Meat and cheese

	+ “Also no mushrooms.”

	+ “No mushrooms either.”

#### Half meat, half vegetarian

	+ “Well. One side with all meats. The other half with veggies, fruits and fungi.”

#### Half fruit and fungus, half meat and cheese

	+ “Fruit and mushroom on one half of a cheese pizza, and just meat on the other half.”

#### Half fruit and mushroom and half meat

	+ “Fruit and mushroom on one half of a cheese pizza, and just meat on the other half.”

#### One with fruits, one veggies and sauce, one meat and cheese

	+ “First one's fruits. Then, a cheeseless veggie pizza. Lastly, gimme all your meats on just cheese.”
		- “Cheese, olives, bell peppers, pineapples, eggplants, sliced tomatoes, jalapenos, and sauce for one, onions, basil, corn, garlic, and sauce for the second, and cheese, pepperonis, sausages, bacon, anchovies, ham, shrimps, and chicken for the third.”

#### No pain, no grain

	+ “As in, grains give me stomach pain! So give me everything but wheat dough and corn.”

#### Lactose intolerant

	+ “I want everything but the cheese.”
* “I’m here with a friend who wants to try every ingredient. But leave of the cheese; she’s lactose intolerant.”

#### Pizza with smelly toppings

	+ “Anything that is smelly!”

#### Veggie pizza

	+ “All the veggies!”

#### Green pizza with salami and garlic

	+ “That's two pesto pizzas with pepperoni, garlic, and green toppings you have. And no cheese, please.”

#### Half-and-Half pizza

	+ “I want tomato sauce on one side with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and ham. On the other, put basil and bell peppers on pesto.”
* “One Half-and-Half pizza. Put all of the red toppings on the red sauce and all of the green toppings on the green sauce.”
	+ “I want tomato sauce on one side and pesto sauce on the other. Put red toppings on the tomato sauce and green toppings on the pesto.”
		- “Half tomato sauce, cheese, pepperonis, and bacon and half pesto sauce, cheese, bell peppers, and basil.”

#### Half marinara with meats, half pesto with fruits and veggies

	+ “Okay, so I want meat and seafood on the red sauce side. All the other toppings, put on the pesto side!”

#### Chicken and veggies

	+ “I want grilled chicken, onions, basil, corn, and garlic. Yes with the pesto sauce, no to the cheese!”

#### One with all the meats, one with everything else

	+ “Let's put all the meat on one pizza. Everything else can go on the other one. And use pesto for both of them.”

#### One with seafood, one Fruity Pig, and one Stinky Pete

	+ “Seafood toppings on one; red meat, olive, bell pepper, and pineapple on two; anchovies and onions on three. All should have cheese, sauce, and avocado.”

#### Three pizza with pesto and avocado

	+ “Red meat and avocado on one pizza; vegetarian for the second; olive, anchovy, and avocado for the third.”

#### Three fungi pizzas

	+ “Get it? Fun guy. Fungi. It's a pun”

#### Truffle, pineapple and peppers

	+ “Wheat dough and no cheese please. For toppings I want truffle, pineapple, and peppers.”

#### All-fruit pizza with black diamonds

	+ “I mean truffle. All fruit pizza with truffle. The diamond of the kitchen, you know!”

#### Triple Truffle Combo

	+ “That's one pizza with all meats and truffle, one pizza with all vegetables and truffle, and one pizza with all fruits and truffle.”

#### Zucchini and all vegetables

	+ “That would be one fruit and all vegetables. Just make sure you don't forget to add cheese and sauce!”

### Named recipes

#### Breakfast Pizza

	+ “Onion, mushroom, sausage, bacon, ham. You know? Omelette stuff?”

#### Capricciosa

	+ “So, that would be ham, mushrooms, and olives. And don't forget, I want it with pesto sauce.”

#### Classic Meat

	+ “Just sausage and pepperoni. The classic meats.”

	+ “You're right, I should just get fig, pep, and sausage all on one pizza!”

	+ “Pepperoni, sausage, zucchini, and all the peppers you have. Put it on wheat dough with red sauce and cheese.”

#### Fruity Pig

	+ “Put pepperoni, sausage, ham, and bacon on the pizza along with olives, bell peppers, and pineapple. Three of these Fruity Pig pizzas please!”

	+ “Two Fruity Pigs with sauce and cheese, but can you make sure to add figs to both, please?”

	+ “A Fruity Pig with artichoke hearts.”

#### Green Dream

	+ “Put bell peppers and basil on a pizza! That's a Green Dream!”

	+ “I want everything you'd find on a green dream, along with all your fresh avocado.”

#### Half Salty Sailor, half Fruity Pig

	+ “Half olive and anchovies, and half olive, pepper, pineapple, pepperoni, sausage, ham, and bacon. But hold the pepper.”

#### Hawaiian Pizza

	+ “My friends say that pineapple on pizza is gross, so put it only on one side. Ham on both, though.”

	+ “Well, shrimp is popular in Hawaii and it tastes great! Probably with pineapple and ham too.”

	+ “That's right, we're getting a little NUTS! I want a pizza with pesto, pineapples, and ham!”

	+ “Yeah, you heard that right: two ham, pineapple, bacon, and jalapeno pizzas.”

	+ “The salty ham and sweet pineapples balance out the peppers' heat so nicely!”

	+ “Two cheese pizzas with Hawaiian toppings on wheat. Add artichoke to one and green sauce to the other.”

#### House Special

Starting Chapter 4, you will be able to make your own house special recipe and cook it.

	+ “I don't have time to spell it out. Just one house special.”
* “I want to know what makes House Special so special.”
	+ “It's called the house special, but only my taste buds will determine if it's really all that special!”
* “I love going to different pizzerias to see what sort of house specials they have!”
	+ “Yours looks great, I'll take one!”
* “One House Special.”
	+ “That's the house special pizza, isn't it?”
* “Oh, this looks tasty, House Special please.”
	+ “I would like the pizza that's on your special menu.”
* “I've never heard of a House Special before!”
	+ “I like trying new things! One house special, please and thank you.”
* “Hi, I would like to have a House Special!”
	+ “Just a house special!”
* “I don't know, House Special seems a little too wild for me.”
	+ “I should be more adventurous though! I'll take one!”

	+ “Oh sorry that wasn't a chant, I'd just like two house specials please.”
* “House Special looks so good, I want one for now and one for later!”
	+ “So I guess I'll take two house specials!”
* “You have a house special now? I'd like two of them!”
	+ “Two house special pizzas!”
* “I'm so hungry I could eat two houses!”
	+ “But to be safe I'll just take two house specials instead.”

#### Joker Pizza

	+ “Hehe, why so serious? It’s easy! Green peppers, purple eggplant, red pepperonis!”

#### Meat Lover's

	+ “Pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon? Heck, even cheese tastes SO much better with red sauce!”

	+ “So, I want pork toppings: pepperoni, sausage, ham, and bacon. But add olives, too!”

	+ “I know! I'll get my usual pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and ham. But add some basil and bell peppers, and use pesto sauce instead!”

	+ “That'd be a pepperoni, sausage, bacon and ham pizza with jalapenos, please!”

	+ “In other words, I'll take zucchini with pepperoni, sausage, ham and bacon. Not to mention sauce and cheese.”

#### Pork Pie

	+ “I just want pork products on bread.”

#### Puttanesca

	+ “Well, forget about the capers. Just put on anchovies, olives and garlic, and there you have it!”
* “Yay! I can finally try a puttanesca pizza with pesto!”
	+ “Oh right, you might not have it on the menu... Can you make a pizza with anchovies, garlic, olives, cheese, and pesto sauce?”

#### Salty Sailor

	+ “That's an olive and anchovies pizza.”

#### Stinky Pete

	+ “My date's favorite za is a Stinky Pete.”
* “I need an onion and anchovy pizza to ruin this date.”
	+ “If I am not allergic to garlic, then I'd have ordered a Stinky Pete za.”

#### Supreme Pizza

	+ “Yeah. Pep and saus. Veggies. No basil.”
* “One wombo combo!”
	+ “Pepperoni, yes! Sausage, yes! Onions, yes! Olives, yes! Mushrooms, yes! Peppers, yes!”
* “I'll take Pepperoni... and sausage... and... mushroom... and onion... and olives...... and... bell peppers...”
	+ “pep.. saus... mush... on... ol... bell peps...”
* “I need that deluxe pizza.”
	+ “Deluxe? Supreme? Whatever. Just gimme that pepperoni, sausage, onions , bell peppers, olives, mushrooms.”
* “That super duper supreme extreme.”
	+ “Pepperoni, sausage, cheese, onions, bell peppers, sauce, olives, mushrooms”
* “Could I get the supreme pizza.”
	+ “The supreme pizza. Pepperoni, sausage, onions, bell peppers, olives, mushrooms.”
* “I'll take a supreme.”
	+ “Yeah. Sauce, cheese, pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, olive, onion, and bell pepper.”

	+ “I want a pesto cheese pizza with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives, onions, and bell peppers.”

	+ “That's pepperoni, sausage, onions, olives, mushrooms, and bell peppers. But make one half pesto, one half red sauce.”

	+ “Pepperoni, sausage, onions, bell peppers, olives, mushrooms on two pizzas. Except for that one half. Don't put pepperoni on that.”

	+ “Two pizzas with pepperoni, sausage, onions, olives, mushrooms, bell peppers... oh, and tomato sauce!”

	+ “Just make it a marinara cheese pizza, with pepperoni and sausage on one side. Put the mushrooms, bell peppers, onions, and olives on the other half.”

## Chapters

### Chapter 1

#### Alicante

* “Well that was obvious. Let’s see you make a cheese pizza. Just six slices with sauce and cheese.”

* “Too late now! Cause I want a pepperoni. And yes that comes with cheese and sauce, rookie. Six even slices. I don’t wanna see no baby slices.”

### Chapter 2

#### First meeting

	+ “The saucesayers have foreseen a transcendent za, so we intend to test you with trials of talent and taste. But for now we want three pies. One with meat. One with Veggies. And one with neither.”
		- “One cheese pizza. One vegetarian pizza. One pizza with meat.”

#### Pineapple Steward

	+ “All the fruit; hold the meat, not even cheese, but don't put it on wheat.”
* “If your pizzas are truly elite, prepare me a pie that's totally fruity!”
	+ “All the fruit; hold the meat, not even cheese, but don't put it on wheat.”

#### Pork Steward

	+ “Keep quadrilateral meat to one side; the other meats can straddle both sides. Pork only, partner.”

#### Basil Steward

	+ “Make me a pizza that reveals your destiny.”

	+ “Group ingredients that grow in the ground and those that hang above the soil. And I hate pineapples.”

#### Wheat Steward

	+ “...”
		- “(It looks like the goat wants a cheese pizza on wheat)”

#### Anchovy Steward

	+ “Show me a pizza like a deserted beach. Fish swimming in the sea, and not a soul on the sand.”
		- “Half with Anchovies in a saucy ocean. Half with nothing on it.”

#### Final Steward

*Players can make anything for him, it doesn't matter; he’ll always have the same answer. Peppertiti is the actual challenge and comes in after you serve him a pizza.*

	+ “If you're the chosen one, you'll figure it out.”
* “Fair pizza prodigy, I have been sent to provide you the penultimate test of true pizza perfect. Your time has nearly come”
	+ “If you truly are the Chosen One, you will soon understand...”

#### Peppertiti

	+ “It's the riddle of pizza, buddy. I can't rest until I have a pizza that balances life and death. That's half life and half death. On whole wheat.”

### Chapter 3

#### Surfer Dude

	+ “You know, like fish I guess?”

#### Farmer

	+ “As a farmer, I handle fruits, veggies, and fungi every day. But I also need to make sure to eat them.”

#### Famous Athlete

	+ “You heard me. I need all the calories I can get. Now, put everything you've got on that pie!”

#### Dr. Keh

	+ - “Do I really need to explain what shrimps are, or do you just not have them? You're a fool, either way.”

	+ “What’s the matter, don’t have two of the hottest ingredients to date? Or are you too chicken to make these pizzas?”

	+ “Pepperoni! NOW!”

#### Cook-off judge

	+ “Ergh... sorry, my stomach's upset because I've had to cut my usual vegetarian diet to judge this competition.”

#### PizzaCon judges

	+ “Not to put the ressure on you, but it's hard to mess up a classic pepperoni.”

	+ “Come on, I don't have all day! Three pepperonis!”

	+ “I'm judging your baking skills. Two pepperoni and mushroom pizzas, make them well done.”

	+ “You know... bell peppers, mushrooms, olives, onions, sausage and pepperoni?”

	+ “It's just onions, olives, and anchovies on dough.”

	+ “Tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and some basil oughta do it!”

#### PizzaCon attendees

	+ “One flat bread to comfort my soul...”
		- “Nothing. That's it.”

* “Oh wow, my very first PizzaCon pizza! How about pepperoni and sausage??”

	+ “Yes, it was you! I'll try the sausage pizza here!”
		- “Ok. I want sauce, cheese, and sausages.”

	+ “Anyway... Can I get a mushroom pizza, please?”

	+ “It's whatever, just put sausage and onion on my pizza.”

	+ “I'll get a pizza with bell pepper, no sauce, please!”
		- “Ok. I want cheese and bell peppers.”

	+ “Can I get a supreme pizza? That's pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives, onions, and bell peppers.”

	+ “Nothing fancy like chicken or seafood. Just pepperoni, sausage, ham and bacon.”

	+ “Half pineapple and half anchovy to celebrate, please!!!”
		- “Half sauce, cheese, and pineapple and half sauce, cheese, and anchovies. That's it.”

	+ “Oh, I'd like to get a basil pizza with olives!”

	+ “I want one with fruits. Like olives, bell peppers and pineapple. Everything else that isn't meat, put on the other. No mushrooms.”

	+ “I like trying new things you can't usually get elsewhere. Shrimp, corn, anchovies, and eggplant on wheat.”

#### Post-Chapter 3

	+ “I can get all the great flavor of pepperoni with none of the long lines or loud noise!”

	+ “I wanted to come back in, order a supreme pizza, and congratulate you on how well you did in the competition!”

	+ “All this talk about bacon has really made me hungry for some!”

	+ “One sweet pizza with your sweetest topping, please!”

	+ “Once they chow down on two of your amazing Meat Lover’s pizzas, I'm sure they'll shut their pie holes for good!”

	+ “I guess it's true that you are what you eat.”

	+ “I've only got enough for one pizza, but I really want to try every topping you have!”

### Chapter 4

#### Elliot St. Claire

	+ “Just any pizzas will do. I'm not picky and my car doesn't have taste buds!”

#### Angelica Béchamel

	+ “You've ruined everything I worked so hard to build. I deserve a taste of your special pizza. So, wipe that smug look off your face and make me one.”
* “You. Give me your house special now.”
	+ “I'll pay double, just make me a house special!”

#### Customer orders

	+ “I'm sure that won't be the case here though, right?”

	+ “I'm glad to see you're open! One cheese pizza, please!”

	+ “Please tell me you serve pepperoni.”

	+ “Just one classic meat pizza made by the hands of a caring soul like yourself!”

	+ “How about you just cook me up two mush pies here?”

	+ “You must be real supreme to still be open, so I'd like to try your supreme pizza to test your skills!”
* “I drive all the way down here to get a supreme pizza before BDP comes here and shuts down all other pizzerias.”
	+ “Long story short, BDP comes, local shop dies. Now give me a supreme please.”

	+ “I'm already here so I'll take olives, but I still really want onions...but I can't eat two whole pizzas.”

	+ “I gotta have me some bacon!”

	+ “Come on! Don't make me say it again. Someone might hear!”

	+ “Just two pies with the four main meats on them.”

	+ “I'm sure a classic place like this has way better corn than them anyways!”

	+ “One pizza with half corn and half shrimp. Second pizza with half sauce, half cheese. Add onions on the cheese side, corn and shrimp on both sides for the second pizza.”

	+ “I'll just order both here so I don't have to wait in that line.”

	+ “I'll take whatever you got that's nice and stinky!”

	+ “3 green pizzas that match my dreams, and don't forget cheese!”

	+ “I'm trying to avoid anything fishy, but I love everything else.”

	+ “One vegetarian pizza, one pizza with every kind of meat, and one vegan pizza.”

	+ “I know it's pricey, but put everything you've got on three pizzas!”

	+ “The best way to test if a place is worth coming to again is if they have fresh eggplant!”

#### Post-Chapter 4

	+ “One supreme pizza to show off your unique qualities!”

	+ “You know? A pizza with anything made out of pork.”

	+ “Please tell me you serve garlic!”
* “That whole thing with BDP randomly stopping production kind of weirded me out, so I'm trying to avoid going there. Which is a bummer because I loved their garlic pizza!”
	+ “It's hard to find a pizzeria that makes garlic a priority.”

	+ “Two Stinky Petes with garlic would be perfect!”

	+ “If you could make me one even close to its quality, I'd really appreciate it.”
* “A little birdy told me that BDP has had some suspicious dealings and might not be around for much longer. Which is a shame because they made the best chicken and garlic pizza!”
	+ “I don't really want to give money to them if they are actually doing something bad, so I was hoping you could make me a chicken and garlic pizza instead.”

	+ “I mean, I'll wait a little while for a sliced tomato pizza, but those lines were too much.”
* “I'm surprised all this weirdness with BDP isn't making the news. Either way, I think I'll just get my sliced tomato fix here from now on.”
	+ “Please tell me you serve sliced tomatoes as a topping!”

	+ “Just one pizza with corn and sliced tomatoes.”

	+ “Hopefully yours will still bring the heat!”
* “It's a shame that the pizzeria across the street closed. They made a mean jalapeno pizza!”
	+ “Not to say that yours probably won't be just as good!”
* “I wonder why that BDP craze is slowing down. I suppose it doesn't matter, as long as other places keep selling jalapenos!”
	+ “I just want a jalapeno pizza from anywhere that'll serve it up nice and spicy!”

	+ “At least there's still spicy pizza! Make sure to only put on toppings that are really spicy.”

	+ “If it's a kinda pepper or has pepper in the name, then I want it on my pizza with garlic!”

	+ “I always get one garlic and ham pizza and one jalapeno and pineapple.”

	+ “Two pizzas with garlic, jalapenos, and sliced tomatoes!”

	+ “Since you are so close to the BDP HQ she opened I figured it would be close enough to order it from you.”

	+ “I'm sure they won't know the difference if I get the same thing from here though.”

	+ “I love both eggplant and tomato as a topping, but it's hard to find a place that serves both!”

### Chapter 5

#### Alicante

	+ “You know... pep and sausage?”

#### Buddy

	+ “Sauce, cheese, anchovy, and corn on wheat, bud!”

#### Cicero

	+ “Any kind of pizza will do.”

#### Flash

	+ “Oh, anything will do!”

#### Nasir

	+ “One pizza with zucchini on one half and artichoke on the other.”

#### Octavia

	+ “I require a flatbread in its most delectable form with nothing atop except for sauce and cheese.”

	+ “A Master Ovenist should always prepare for the unexpected. I will only repeat myself once. Sauce, cheese, and figs.”

#### Peppertiti

	+ “Figs will play an important role. For now, I want to have them with mushroom.”

#### Plant Lady

	+ “A fig and eggplant pizza! Double-baked.”

	+ “My grandma would always pair zucchini and onion on pizza. I'm sure you can make it just like hers!”

	+ “I just want to appreciate the artichoke taste without the distraction of cheese. Just dough, sauce, and artichokes!”

#### ZArena Customer Orders

	+ “Ahem-sorry about the confusion. Just a simple pie with sauce and cheese.”

	+ “Start with the dough, then the sauce, then top it with cheese and pepperoni slices!”

	+ “One cheese pizza with figs on one side, please!”

	+ “All you need is dough, sauce, cheese, and figs!”
* “I just know you're gonna win this competition! I can feel it. You know what else I can feel? My tummy rumbling! It needs that sweet, seedy fruit on dough.”
	+ “Figs! I want a fig pizza.”

## Special characters

### Picture Wall

#### Albert Einstein

	+ “Here’s the solution: Excellence = (mushrooms)(cheese) 2”
		- “Can I have two mushroom cheese pizzas, please?”

#### Captain Salame

	+ “Salami is popular in Genoa. But I think they call it pepperoni in the New World.”

#### Edgar Allan Poe

	+ “A pizza with all your meats. He’s not a big fan of seafood, though.”

#### Elon Musk

	+ “Things like basil and bell peppers, anything that’s green. Extra crispy.”

#### Elvis Presley

	+ “A bacon pizza. Let’s speed things up, I’m trying to catch a flight to Vegas tonight!”

#### Marilyn Monroe

	+ “Anything that isn't meat. No cheese, I'm watching my figure.”

#### Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

	+ “Pepperoni, sauce and cheese. You know, the one that everyone loves?”

### Other characters

#### Fireman/Firefighter

	+ “Skip the cheese and put anything that's a vegetable on there. Mushrooms, peppers and olives too.”

	+ “Two pizzas, one sausage and one shrimp.”

	+ “That's all the pork meats with LOTS of spicy toppings!”

#### Invisible Man/Magician

	+ “Your sense of humor is invisible too, I see. A cheese pizza, please.”

	+ “That’s right. Just a pepperoni pie, and you can be invisible too!”

	+ “You’re green with envy, you think my tricks are fishy. So gimme a pie with seafood, fruits, fungi and veggies. But no pineapple.”

	+ “Playing cards are two colors, right? I want my pizza’s toppings to be those colors, too. Half pepperoni, half olives.”

	+ “A pizza with sauce and cheese, then any toppings with the letter M in it!”

#### Kimmy Slice

	+ “Aw, I totally understand! Just give me a pepperoni pizza with 16 slices, then.”
		- “I’m sending slices of this pepperoni pizza to 16 lucky fans. Everyone should know I’m willing to share sometimes!”

#### Math Student

	+ “I need one half of four pepperoni pizzas.”

	+ “I need one-fourth of two pizzas to be basil and the three-fourths to be anchovies.”

	+ “I need the one third of a dozen pizzas divided by two. One half of the order should have sausage, but only half of the sausage should be on whole wheat.”

#### Team ZA Coach

	+ “What is this? The minor leagues? Five pizzas with sauce, cheese and pepperoni.”

#### Traveler/Carmen Sandiego

	+ “Hmm, don't have all the ingredients huh? Just put chickens, onions and basil on a cheese pizza then.”

	+ “Well... I imagine that would be a cheese pizza with olives, onions, peppers, and basil.”

	+ “It's a German pie like no other! Bacon and onions on cheese! No sauce!”

	+ “It’s a French pizza few people have heard about. Just olives, onions, and anchovies.”

	+ “Well, you can give me one pork pizza and one flatbread instead. Chinese stuffed all the meat inside the pie, so I will just cover all the meat with the bread.”

	+ “Pajeon is the Korean way of saying scallion pancake. If you do not have scallion, then onion should do the work, thanks.”

#### Dracula

	+ “That scarlet sauce, the crimson salami, the burgundy bacon, the rosy ham, the pink shrimp...”

	+ “It's so hard to stay away from flesh, but it's for the best. Mushrooms on one side, bell peppers on the other.”

	+ “That scarlet sauce, the crimson salami, the burgundy bacon, the rosy ham...”

	+ “My cousins hate garlic, but I've always despised onions more! I'll take all the other veggies.”

#### Art Girl

*Players can choose to make whatever they want for her order.*

	+ “Make a smiley face with the toppings!”
* “Yo! Could you make a pizza with your favorite animal on it?”
	+ “Make an animal with the toppings!”
* “Sup! Could you make a pizza monster!”
	+ “Make a monster with the toppings!”
* “Oy! Could you make a pizza showing social and economic inequality and the widening disparity between the wealthy and the shrinking middle class.”
	+ “Illustrate it with the toppings!”

#### Iris

Iris speaks only in ASL, so you will not see anything in her speech bubble. Tapping the "Hint" button will have her write down her order. Doing so, however, will make you miss out on an achievement.

	+ “...”
		- “1 cheese pizza”

	+ “...”
		- “1 pepperoni pizza”

	+ “...”
		- “pizza with mushroom, pepperoni”

#### Jamison

	+ “One pizza with cheese and half sausage, please!”

	+ “Oh, I want a pizza with sauce, cheese, sausage, and onion. My favorite!”

	+ “I'd like one pizza with sausage and onion and the other with bell pepper and bacon. You know what I mean!”

### Seeds and Sauces

#### Pesto Twin

	+ “One pizza with pesto sauce and cheese, please!”

#### Pesto and Tomato Sauce Twins

	+ “We came up with a solution. Make one half of the pizza meats and pesto sauce. For the other one, put non-meat toppings on marinara.”

## Events

This section is for **active** in-game events. Past orders can be found in the archive.

#### Abraham Van Helsing

	+ “An authentic vampire craves flesh, correct? So I'll be needing pepperoni and sausage on my pizza. Oh, and use wheat dough, dear ovenist!”

	+ “That's sauce, cheese, mushrooms, olives, pineapple, and bellpepper, in addition to pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and ham... Or so the Invisible Man tells me...”

	+ “That would be two cheese pizzas with bell peppers and basil!”

	+ “That'll be two cheese pizzas. Each one should have pepperoni on one side and bell pepper on the other!”

	+ “One sauceless cheese with ham, bacon, bell pepper. One wheat pizza with half red sauce, half pesto sauce. Put mushroom, basil, eggplant and onion on the red side. And put pepperoni, sausage, and ham on the pesto side.”

#### Cat Bat

	+ “Oh right, humans can't speak "cat". I'll take one anchovy pizza, please!”

	+ “I want a pizza with all the meats you have. Pork, beef, fish, I'll take whatever you've got!”

	+ “All the fruits, please!”

	+ “I need a pizza with anchovy, olive, bell pepper, eggplant, and pineapple!”

#### Clown

	+ “Tasty, tasty, beautiful dough and sauce.”

	+ “I've been in the sewers for years and I can't have my usual meal. I want 2 pizzas with pepperoni!”

	+ “A pizza with onions, olives and mushrooms? I guess it's not that silly, when you think about it...”

	+ “Life in the sewers is not easy. My only joy is the knowledge that you are here making a wheat dough pizza with bacon on it.”

	+ “Pineapple may scare people, but that's what I like about it. 3 pineapple pizzas, double-baked, four slices.”

	+ “I don't know why he lives there, he's a bit of a clown... One pizza with anchovies, please!”
* “Even though my home is surrounded by water, I never get live fish! I guess fish can't survive in the sewers like clowns can... Can you make me an anchovy pizza?”
	+ “Maybe a clown fish can survive down there... Whatever, just make me a cheese pizza with anchovies!”

	+ “Wait, you're not scared of me? Please, just give me a pizza with pineapple and ham!”

	+ “That'll be two pizzas with pesto sauce, cheese, pepperonis, and anchovies!”

	+ “Well, mozzarella and mushrooms are white! And pepperoni, bacon, and tomato sauce are red!”

#### Count Dracula

	+ “It's so hard to stay away from flesh, but it's for the best. Mushrooms on one side, bell peppers on the other.”

	+ “Being a bat and a person in the same body is not easy! This half and half pizza will know my pain, I'm sure.”
* “In any event, I'd like a pizza that represents my daily struggle... One cheese pizza, half pesto and half tomato.”
	+ “Being a bat and a person in the same body is not easy! This half and half pizza will know my pain, I'm sure.”

	+ “My cousins hate garlic, but I've always despised onions more... But I'll try all the other plant-based ingredients.”

	+ “I'm just not a fan of onions, okay?! I only want pesto, cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives on it!”

	+ “That scarlet sauce, the crimson salami, the burgandy bacon, the rosy ham...”
* “One Transylvanian pizza.”
	+ “That scarlet sauce, the crimson salami, the burgandy bacon, the rosy ham...”
* “One last Transylvanian pizza before we say our goodbyes.”
	+ “That scarlet sauce, the crimson salami, the burgundy bacon, the rosy ham...”

#### Edgar Allan Poe

	+ “I'll speak in prose so it's easier to understand. I would like a cheese pizza.”

	+ “Sadly, you're missing some ingredients. Mushrooms, olives, and cheese should be fine, but no sauce.”

	+ “Don’t worry, he’s just tied down for the moment. Two mushroom and olive pizzas, please.”

	+ “Sorry, I get a bit rhymey when I'm hungry. Just give me a cheese pizza with bell peppers.”
* “Do you hear that? That odd noise? It's like a heartbeat... Maybe it's just my stomach. One bell pepper pizza, please.”
	+ “I still hear something, like it's coming from under the floorboards. A bell pepper pizza might take my mind off of it.”

	+ “Sometimes I need a break from my writing. A cheese pizza with pesto and pineapple should be a good distraction!”

	+ “A pizza with all your basic meats. Pork and beef shall suffice.”

#### Erik (Phantom of the Opera)

	+ “Don't put anything on one half of the pizza, then add sauce and cheese to the other half. That's all I ask of you...”

	+ “An olive and onion pizza should help my song take flight!”

	+ “In other words, can you make me a cheese pizza with mushrooms, olives, and pepperoni?”

	+ “A capricciosa pizza should have ham, mushrooms, and olives.”

	+ “One cheese pizza with pesto sauce and all your mushroom, fruits and veggies, one cheese pizza with all your red meats, and one cheese pizza with anchovies, olives. But them through the oven twice!” (Cook the pizza **twice**.)

#### Frankenstein's Monster

	+ “I don't know if that's true, but it makes me hungry! Give me a mushroom and eggplant pizza.”

	+ “Green sauce with green toppings would understand what it's like to be me.”

	+ “Unlike me, these pizzas are simple. One cheese pizza with basil, one with bacon and onion on cheese.”

	+ “I want 18 tiny slices of pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives, onions, and peppers.”

#### Invisible Man

	+ “I’d like a cheese pizza with no toppings to see, just like me!”

	+ “If I make a mess and spill on myself, someone might see me! No sauce, and make it well done so the meats stick to the cheese.”

	+ “Can you make two perfect pizzas without cheese, meat or fish? I guess we'll wait and see!”

	+ “I don't want toppings like onions or anchovies anywhere near my pizza. Everything else is fair game, though!”

#### Jason Voorhees

	+ “I think they look like both! Either way, I want a pizza with olives on it.”

	+ “I want a Meat Lover's, so skip the anchovies. Just give me bacon, ham, salami and sausage.”

	+ “Pesto, peppers and basil on one side. Red sauce, pepperoni, bacon and ham on the other. And remember, no cheese!”

	+ “I want one half messy and meaty. On the other, put whatever else you've got on just cheese.”

	+ “I'll need one pizza with all meats, but no fish. One with everything from the sauce to the peppers. One with nothing made from animals.”

	+ “Maybe just make me a meat lover's pizza with every vegetable you have.”

	+ “A Fruity Pig on red sauce. Don't slice it! That's my job.”

#### Oliver Gaden

	+ “One alien snot—I mean, one pesto pizza, with sausage and cheese pwease!”

	+ “Fwuits are sweet! I like pineapple. No olives or peppers though, those awen't sweet...”
	+ “Oh, what is sweet? Hm.. It smells like you have some sweet pineapple here, right?”

	+ “Oh wait, that's not candy. That's bacon and pepperwoni! I want those, pwease!”

	+ “It looks like a letter "M", but with an arrow at the end of it!”

#### Sadako Yamamura

	+ “Two pizzas, both of them should have red sauce, cheese, ham, and pineapple!”

	+ “Half pesto sauce and half red sauce. Cheese, mushroom, olive, basil, bell pepper, and bacon on the pesto half. Onions and sausage on the red sauce half.”

	+ “Okay fine, the onions don't need to be fried. Just make me a cheese pizza with regular onions and olives, please!”

#### Skeleton

	+ “An all-white pizza would be alright with me! Mozzarella and mushrooms, that's it.”

	+ “Pep, sausage, mushroom, olive, onion, and bell pepper all on top of a pizza should be enough to feed me.”

	+ “Life's too short. You might as well enjoy it, right? I know I'll enjoy these two ham and bacon pizzas!”

	+ “I'm nothing but bones over here... Gimme a pizza with all the basic meats you have.”

	+ “Listen, I gotta bulk up. Pep, sausage, bacon, and ham on cheese should do the trick. Double the order and double the baking time!”

	+ “Just put all the meats you have on a cheese pizza. I wanna get buff!”

	+ “You know, things like... dairy, fish, veggies? Can you make a pizza with those?”

	+ “People tell me I'm just big-boned, but I wanna trim the fat anyway. Don't put cheese or meats on my pizza.”

#### Swamp Thing

	+ “Transylvania is nice, but you can't beat cajun food! One pizza, with sausages, onions and peppers.”

	+ “Call me "green with envy", but I want two of the green pizzas you gave him!”

	+ “Half pineapple and ham, half fish and onions. One yucky pizza, just like that.”

	+ “It's my favorite: sausage, wheat dough, anchovies, mushrooms, and pineapple! With red sauce and cheese.”

	+ “All of those different textures and flavors... all mixing into one repulsive sensation... I want it all, on three pizzas!”

	+ “Give me a meat lover's on pesto sauce with all your green toppings and mushrooms. Put it through the oven twice.” (Cook the pizza **twice**.)

#### Werewolf

	+ “Oh, wait... I already turned into a werewolf. I guess I'll have a cheese pizza, then!”

	+ “I'm in the throes of heartbreak, Ovenist. Give me a pizza with pepperoni and sausage if you please.”

	+ “My new lady is named Marguerite, so I want a Margherita pizza to remind me of her! With pesto sauce. Oh, and put it through the oven twice!”

	+ “Oh right, I forgot I'm a London werewolf in America. I think you Yanks call it... eggplant?”

	+ “I think that's what you blokes call it, right? It's the one with ham, sausage, bacon, and pepperoni.”

	+ “That'll be one cheese pizza, one cheese with half olives, and one cheeseless pizza with red sauce and red toppings.”

	+ “Did I stutter, mate? Anything that's meat, put it on two pizzas!”

	+ “He asked for a pizza with everything red, right? Give me everything but those, plus pesto!”

	+ “Maybe she'll leave the sparkly vampire if I eat healthier. One vegetarian pizza, please.”

#### Witch

	+ “Cheese brings my stomach to its knees. I want to see green sauce, with sausage on one half please!”

	+ “I need some mushrooms, bell peppers, and basil for my new elixir.”

	+ “One meat lover's, well done!”

	+ “A master baker should have no crux, with making three boxes of pizza deluxe.”

	+ “Just kidding, I would never curse the city...but best not to risk it. Make me a pizza with no cheese or meat and double the order!”

	+ “Fruits, and veggies, and mushrooms too. And as for the baking, put it in for Round 2!”

#### Zombie

	+ “Oh no, I have the Pepperoni Virus too! I need those 3 pepperonis pizzas, pronto!”

	+ “Sausage is probably the closest thing I could get to brains.”

	+ “I can't remember what those white things are called... my brain's all mushy.”

	+ “Just kidding, I know I'm a zombie! Gimme a meat lover's pizza, please.”

	+ “I want my brain to be big and extra tasty. Load my pizza up with anchovies, fruits, shrooms, and veggies!”

	+ “Despite pineapple's fickle reputation, my undead stomach is craving the acidic fruit with eggplant and onions to compliment it.”

	+ “Two pizzas with red sauce and all the fruits, veggies and mushroom you have!”

### Winter Festival 2023

Some of these recipes are variable. Use toppings that are available to you.

#### Albert the Seal

	+ “Pardon me, I will be more specific. My voice sounds the best after eating dough, sauce, cheese, and eggplant.”
* “Pippin and I are going belly sledding later, but I would like to order an eggplant pizza beforehand.”
	+ “Eggplant on a cheese pizza, please. It will be a nice snack after we finish sledding!”

	+ “I do not wish to be rude and show up empty-handed! Three pizzas with sauce, cheese, and eggplant atop dough should suffice.”

#### Felix the Arctic Fox

	+ “It's just a pizza with pepperoni and sausage. That's the only thing that'll get me through this winter season.”

	+ “The only thing that'll comfort me this winter season is a pizza with every meat topping you have.”
* “I don't know why the holidays always put me in a sour mood. Everyone else is so excited! Maybe a pizza with all the meats you have will cheer me up.”
	+ “I've been trying to get into the holiday spirit, so make me a pizza with every meat topping you have. With sauce and cheese, of course.”

#### Gull Brothers

	+ “We are very particular with our pizzas. Show us how you make dough with sauce and cheese on top. Double-baked.” (Cook the pizzas **twice**.)
* “... A double-baked cheese pizza.”
	+ “My brother's right. Life revolves around pizza. Especially one with sauce and cheese, well done!” (Cook the pizzas **twice**.)

	+ “Just dough is enough to satisfy our stomach today. And we want a dark crust.” (Cook the flatbread **twice**.)

#### Holly the Snowy Owl

	+ “A cheese pizza with sausage on top shouldn't be too messy, right? I don't want to get any pizza crumbs on my costume.”

	+ “Pippin's feeling a little down. and she's never had a pizza with sauce, cheese, and sausage before! It might cheer her up.”

	+ “Hehe, Albert helped me come up with those lyrics. I hope you liked them! Anyways, one pizza with pep and sausage. And put it through the oven twice!”

#### Jingles

	+ “Three pizzas with sauce, cheese, and the best topping of all: pepperoni! I'll store them in the cooler on the North Pole Express.”

	+ “I'll share this pizza with the Big Man to make up for taking an early vacation, ha! A well done pepperoni pizza should soothe his winter spirit!”

#### Mama Capy and Little Capy

	+ “There's not a lot of fresh produce up north, and Little Capy has been craving fruits all year. A cheese pizza with all the fruit you have would be great.”
* “I'm taking Little Capy skiing today! He's going to need a lot of energy. One pizza with all the fruit you have, please.”
	+ “Dough, sauce, cheese, and whatever fruit you have. Little Capy will rest a bit after he eats, but then it's skiing time!”
* “Remember that pizza you made for us last time? Could you make us another one? Little Capy won't stop talking about it.”
	+ “Little Capy has been a big fan of yours ever since our first visit. He wants all the fruits you have on top of dough, sauce, and cheese!”

#### Pippin the Penguin

	+ “Olives have always been my favorite topping. They seem so fancy! And they look best on a cheese pizza, too.”
* “I love waddling around this fun town. But your shop is definitely my favorite place to be! Can I have an olive pizza double-baked, please?”
	+ “I just did so much holiday shopping, and now I'm craving a dark crust pizza with olives on sauce and cheese!” (Cook the pizza **twice**.)

	+ “Three olive pizzas! I'll share them with my family up north to spread the winter spirit! Woo!”

#### Winston the Reindeer

	+ “I had to go on a strict carrot diet for training. Now that it's over, I can finally eat a cheese pizza with bell pepper!”
* “I was so nervous to try out for the Sleigh Flyers. But then, my red-nosed friend gave me a bell pepper to snack on and I felt so much better! Now, I'm craving it on a pizza.”
	+ “I've loved bell peppers ever since. Especially when they're baked with dough, sauce, and cheese!”

	+ “My reindeer friends like simple pizzas. Just dough, sauce, cheese, and bell pepper! Double the order.”

#### Other customer orders

	+ “Just a cheese pizza. The seagull brothers like their pizzas double-baked, so don't forget to do that for me, too!” (Cook the pizza **twice**.)

	+ “This isn't the first time I lost a snowball fight to a cat... Anyways, I need a pizza with sauce, cheese, and pepperoni.”

	+ “I'm decorating my holiday tree later, but first I want a pizza with sausage, please!”

	+ “Two cheese pizzas with pepperoni and sausage, please! Maybe these will make his heart grow three times its size!”

	+ “I think I saw her eating olives the other day. With dough, sauce, and cheese!”

	+ “Three cheese pizzas. One with olives, one with pepperoni, and leave the other plain. Me and the reindeer will rearrange the toppings later to make it look like a snowman!”

	+ “Dough, sauce, cheese, and eggplant. The perfect pizza for a singing seal!”

	+ “I wanna feed the capybaras, and Jingles told me they like cheese pizza with fruit on it.”

## Customizations

### Sauces

	+ “And don't forget: pesto sauce!”
* “All that on pesto sauce, please.”
	+ “And I want it on pesto.”
* “And I want it with pesto, not pizza sauce!”
	+ “With pesto, please!”
* “And can I get it with pesto?”
	+ “And please, use pesto on it.”
* “But not tomato sauce, pesto please!”
	+ “And remember, I want pesto on it!”
* “Ooh, and put it on pesto!”
	+ “And I want it with pesto sauce, too.”
* “And I heard it's good with pesto, so use that!”
	+ “And use pesto, not pizza sauce!”
* “And put pesto sauce on that, please.”
	+ “All that on pesto.”
* “And I want it on the green sauce!”
	+ “And pesto, that's what it's called!”
* “Gimme the green sauce on it, too.”
	+ “And green sauce... I think it's called pesto?”

	+ “And, uh... Pesto! Pesto on all of them!”
* “Go ahead and make them all pesto, please!”
	+ “And no tomato sauce, just pesto please!”
* “Put pesto sauce on all of them, too.”
	+ “Make sure they're all pesto, too!”

### Slices

* “Don't cut any of them.”
* “Don't cut those pizzas.”
* “Don't slice the pizza, though, please.”
* “Uncut.”
* “Zero slices.”
* “Zero slices on all of those.”

* “Just cut that in half, please.”
* “Oh and could I get that cut in half.”
* “Oh and cut those in half.”
* “Two slices.”
* “Two slices. Just in half.”
* “Two slices on each pizza.”

* “Cut in Quarters, my friend!”
* “Cut that in half twice.”
* “Cut that pizza into four slices.”
* “Cut those pizzas in four slices.”
* “Four slices.”
* “Four slices on all of those.”
* “Four slices on each pizza.”
* “I need bigger slices, though. Cut in four.”

* “Cut that in half four times.”
* “Cut those in eight slices, though.”
* “Eight slices.”
* “Eight slices on all of those.”
* “Eight slices on each pizza.”
* “Going to need some smaller slices! Cut into eight slices.”
* “Make that eight slices, though.”

### Cooking level

*Note: To make a pizza well done, run it through the oven twice.*

* “Well done!”
* “Make that super crispy.”
* “Put that in the oven twice.”
* “Run it twice through the oven, please.”
* “Oh, and make that well done.”
* “Also, make it dark.”
* “Dark crust.”

* “Make them super crispy.”
* “Put them in the oven twice.”
* “Oh, and make them well done.”
* “Also dark crust on all of them.”

## Trivia

* When thanking you, some customers may say that they would go searching for their pizzas if the pizzas were taken by a fire-breathing turtle. This is a reference to the plot of the 1985 *Super Mario Bros.* video game.
* One of the orders which asks for Pumpkins talked about a pumpkin turning into a carriage, which is what happened in the fairy tale *Cinderella*.
* One of the orders which asks for Sauce + Cheese + Mushroom, where they say to not top it with animal, vegetable, and mineral references the 1880 Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera *The Pirates of Penzance*