MDWAP HBO Special

The MDWAP HBO special is a one-hour comedy special that first aired on HBO on the 11th of May 2019. It was filmed over two nights at the Roundhouse theatre in London in front of a live audience. During the special, Jamie Morton reads a 'lost' chapter, penned by Rocky Flintstone but removed from the books for being too bad. The chapter is called "Team-building with the Regional Sales Managers".

While Jamie reads the chapter, the show is peppered with contributions from James, Alice, and the audience: James gets two women from the audience to reenact some sexual moves from the chapter, a man from the audience is asked to provide the voice of one of the ladies, and Alice gives a presentation on the female reproductive system.

## Characters

* Belinda Blumenthal
* Natasha Biles
* Des Martin
* Patrick O'Hamlyn
* Dave Wilcox
* Ken Dewsbury

## Story

Belinda arrives in her Mercedes at the big manor house on the Cornish coast which she has rented for a day of corporate team-building with her Regional Sales Managers. She has hired Natasha Biles, renowned French training guru (you can tell she's French by her name), to make this day a success.

As soon as Belinda walks into the elegant conference room, Natasha approaches her and wordlessly kisses her with tongue, before telling Belinda that she is now in charge. For the next few minutes, Belinda and Natasha feel each up in various ways, each more anatomically improbable than the last. However, they are brought back to reality by the sound of the Regional Sales Managers' cars pulling up in the driveway outside, and hurriedly get redressed just before the RSMs come walking in.

To begin their team-building session, Natasha places 3 dice on the table and asks each person to throw them. Patrick goes first, and scores 18. Next, Des Martin scores 10, Dave Wilcox scores 12, and Ken Dewsbury scores a measly 7. Finally, Natasha passes the dice to Belinda. Belinda throws them, and scores a mere 4 points!

Natasha glares at Belinda, and announces that that's the end of 'dice class', saying that since Belinda scored the lowest amount, she must spend the rest of the afternoon topless. Then, she takes Belinda by the elbow and leads her to the side of the room. She quietly reveals to Belinda that the dice she passed Belinda were in fact trick dice. Belinda is furious beyond words, but is quickly distracted from her fury when Natasha pulls up her skirt and flashes Belinda her cervix. They both start stripping off their blouses and brassieres.

The RSMs are all gobsmacked and delighted at this turn of events, seeing the two women stripping a few metres away. Patrick declares that since he scored 3 6's, he should also strip (presumably because of the religious symbolism of the number 666, although there isn't a whole lot about this corporate excursion that's very holy). Ken says that since his score was so low he should also strip. He removes clothes and folds them all carefully. Des, never one to be left out, strips down to his black thong. Dave Wilcox, seeing what's unfolding, is confused, but strips down as well.

Des yanks down Belinda's knickers, much to everyone else's shock and horror, but instead of giving him a good clip around the ear, Belinda swallows his penis in one go, prompting the start of a 6-person orgy. Belinda takes care of Des and Ken, and Natasha deals with Patrick and Dave. As Belinda gazes around at her colleagues, she reflects that this corporate bonding away day has been worth every penny.

## Notes

* This corporate team-building day trip apparently cost Steele's $18,000: apparently throwing dice is an expensive activity.
* As of the end of Book 5, this non-canon chapter is the only time we've seen Patrick O'Hamlyn and Dave Wilcox have sex with anybody.
* As the 4 RSMs enter into the chapter, the audience cheers each one. Dave Wilcox gets a markedly less enthusiastic response than the others.