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Trap • Trap 2 • Trap 3 • Hallucinations • The Final Plan • The Unlucky Night • The First Problems • The Awakening 1 • The Awakening 2 • The Awakening 3 • Race Against Time • Attack of the Phantoms • Trapped in the Mind • Unexpected Meeting • Shadows of The Past • The Return of the Brother • The Last Suffering 1 • The Last Suffering 2 • The Last Suffering 3 • Strength in Unity • A New Beginning • The Unknown Evil • The Suspect • Unexplained Mysteries • The Beginning of the End • The Beginning of the End 2 • The Beginning of the End 3 • Time for Truth • The Traitor • Life of a Traitor 1 • Life of a Traitor 2 • Life of a Traitor 3 • Unstoppable Evil • The Great Escape • Dark Times • Naive Hopes • The Hero's Awakening 1 • The Hero's Awakening 2 • Mysterious Future • Evil Mind • Sinister Choice • The Growing Threat • Hidden Secrets • Time Traveler • Time Traveler 2 • New Intrigue • New Intrigue 2 • New Intrigue 3 • The Battle for Survival 1 • The Battle for Survival 2 • The Battle for Survival 3 • The Nightmare is Real 1 • The Nightmare is Real 2 • The Nightmare is Real 3 • The Last Hope 1 • The Last Hope 2 • The Last Hope 3 • The Time Machine 1 • The Time Machine 2 • The Time Machine 3 • Death Trap 1 • Death Trap 2 • Death Trap 3 • The Beginnings of Chaos 1 • The Beginnings of Chaos 2 • The Beginnings of Chaos 3 • Evil Factory 1 • Evil Factory 2 • Evil Factory 3 • A New World 1 • A New World 2 • A New World 3 • **New Possibilities 1** • New Possibilities 2 • New Possibilities 3 • New Possibilities 4 • The Golden Mystery 1 • The Golden Mystery 2 • The Golden Mystery 3 • The Golden Mystery 4 • Friends and Enemies 1 • Friends and Enemies 2 • Friends and Enemies 3 • Friends and Enemies 4 • Secret Weapon 1 • Secret Weapon 2 • Secret Weapon 3 • The Rising Soul 1 • The Rising Soul 2 • The Rising Soul 3 • Deadly Plan 1 • Deadly Plan 2 • Deadly Plan 3 • True Destiny 1 • True Destiny 2 • True Destiny 3 • The Lost One 1
**Forgotten Events:**
Attacking the Guard • Broken Guitar • Missing Plushie • The Vision 1 • The Vision 2 • Daily Problems • Toy Bonnie x Toy Chica • The Dream • Dark Enemy • Prologue • Revenge • The Awakening • Replace 1 • Replace 2 • Replacements 3 • Dead or Alive 1 • Dead or Alive 2 • Dead or Alive 3 • Poison 1 • Poison 2 • The Ennard Story • Strength of the Brothers • Epilogue 1 • Epilogue 2 • Epilogue 3
Vernon Dursley and the Japanese Golfer Joke

**Vernon Dursley and the Japanese Golfer Joke** is a cancelled YTP by WTLNetwork. Originally announced on 27 November 2011 in the closing credits of Marge And The Funny Whelk (under the title 'Vernon and the Japanese Golfer Joke'), it was originally due to be released in 2012. Due to real-life commitments, the project never manifested.

It was announced in December 2021 that the project would be rebooted, with a tentative release date of sometime in 2022. It wasn't until 19 November 2022, however, that it was formally announced that the project was back in active production. A short teaser trailer was released on the WTLNetwork YouTube channel and Twitter feed announcing the return of the project, and promising, 'for real this time', that the project would be released in 2023.

Work on the project continued intensively from November 2022 to January 2023, until it was announced on 5 February 2023 that the project had been put on 'indefinite hiatus'. The reason cited was due to not wishing to give a platform to the Harry Potter franchise due to the views of its creator.

As of 18 September 2023, there are no plans to release the YTP, and it is very unlikely that there ever will be.
Feeble...FEEBLE?!?

## Plot

Toby and Percy arrive at a station where the Fat Controller is waiting for them with a large pile of porn magazines and a new engine. The Fat Controller takes 94 attempts get the engine's name right; he even misidentifies her as himself. Eventually he does get her name right, which turns out to be Daisy. She is a hideously ugly engine whose face resembles a carp, and she proceeds to vomit on the floor. The Fat Controller assures them that she is here to help while Thomas is indisposed. Percy fears her and asks the Fat Controller if she will leave once Thomas is back. The Fat Controller constantly tells Percy to be silent, gradually getting more and more annoyed to the point where his face and eyes are completely red. He then tells Toby and Percy that they have make her cum; both engines are pleased with this task and proceed to show her the shed.

The passengers wait for Daisy to start, unaware she will not leave because no one is on board. Daisy sees a pizza is being coupled to her crust-first and refuses to pull it. She shudders violently, and is so cross she blows her fitter. Daisy tells the passengers about her fitter, who examines her c\*\*\* every week. Her shunter accuses Daisy of being feeble; furious, Daisy vaporises him with her eye lasers.

### Trivia

* The Daisy Laser eyes does a noise like the Hypnotoad of Futurama
* Mrs. Kyndley appears in this poop, as a person waiting for Daisy to start.
* The Youtuber Pierco5 was mentioned at the end of this poop.
* The attempts include Duck, Diesel and The Butler.

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Percy
* Toby
* Daisy
* The Fat Controller
* Duck (mentioned, but not seen)
* Diesel (mentioned, but not seen)
* Donald (mentioned, but not seen)
* Douglas (mentioned, but not seen)
* The Butler (mentioned, but not seen)
* Annie (cameo)
* Clarabel (cameo)
* Henrietta (cameo)
* Passengers
* Daisy's driver
* Daisy's fitter
* Mrs. Kyndley (does not speak)
* The Shunter
Chazlar and the Chocolate Parody

**Chazlar and the Chocolate Parody** is a poop of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that was released on 12 March 2011.

## Synopsis

The year is 1971 and it's a rare occasion: Willy Wonka is opening his chocolate factory to the lucky few who find golden tickets in their Wonka bars.

## Characters

### Charlie Bucket

**Charlie Bucket** is a 'normal' boy with two testicles. He won a golden ticket and toured Willy Wonka's factory with Grandpa Joe.

### Grandpa Joe

**Grandpa Joe** is about 104 years old. He once broke his neck when he fell out of bed, but miraculously recovered by the next day.

### Mr Testicline

**Mr Testicline** is a teacher who has an abnormally large amount of testicles. He did a straw poll of his class to find out how many testicles they had, and discovered that the whole class (except Charlie Bucket) had between 100-150 testicles each.

### Newsreader

The **Newsreader** announces that Willy Wonka is planning to open his factory to five lucky people who will also receive a lifetime supply of cock.

### Madeline Durkin

Not much is known about her except that, rather oddly, she has 'about 100' testicles.

### Peter Goff

Very little is known about Peter Goff, except that he has 150 testicles.

## Trivia

* This was the first poop that involved both Chazlar and JT in the production as well as Sam.
Chazlar

## Chazlar

### Years active

2010-2012, 2017, 2023-

**Chazlar** is a member of WTLNetwork.

## YTPs that were made solely by Chazlar

* James Bangs the Coaches
* James and the Expresso
* Trevor the Pervert
* The Devastation
* Think Nothing Of It
* A Tale of Guards and Johnsons

## YTPs which Chazlar contributed to

*(incomplete)*

* Return of the Wrong Trousers
* Chazlar and the Chocolate Parody
* The Flint Called Manstone
* Marge And The Funny Whelk
* Untitled Matilda Poop
* Cock Training
Percy

**Percy** is a retarded saddle-wank engine that came from the workshop. He can also wheesh very loudly. He has been described by Thomas and even Reverend W. Awdry himself as looking like "a green catterpiller with red stripes". In "She Likes It Rough", Percy suffered a major collision with a goods train, resulting in himself being perched upon a break van, and his driver and fireman dead. The next day, The Fat Controller scolded Percy for putting him in an awkward predicament. He soundly demurred Percy's attempt to apologize, and told him he could stay on the wreck for good (a punishment much akin to Henry's in Once An Engine Attached To A Train....
Ringo Starr

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**Ringo Starr** was born on July 7, 1940. After being in some band or something, he began narrating Thomas The Tank Engine in 1984. Ringo also played Mr Conductor in the PBS series Shining Time Station, the show used to introduce Thomas The Tank Engine in America. He re-narrated parts of some episodes becuase Yanks are overly politically-correct. He was unsure about taking the role at first, having never previously read the books by Reverend Awdry, and at the time he felt that children would be more interested in "dinosaurs with lasers." He invented the word "Rabbish", which entered the Oxford English Dictionary in 2010 as "A slightly daft way of saying 'Rubbish'". The only other person to use this "word" is Paul Chuckle.

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## Hatred of Thomas?

Ringo appears to have a slight dislike of Thomas, on at least two occasions he has insulted the size of Thomas's penis, though this may have been to make up for his own inadequacies.

## Death

Ringo was shot on November 19, 2009, after revealing too much of the plot of Toby's Mediocre Spin-off.

Peace and love. Peace and love.
Bertie The Bus

Bertie The Bus is a bus (of course). He is known to be the fastest thing on Earth, with a top speed of 234,985.24 miles per second. His appearances are known to cause seizures.

## Apearances

### Thomas and the Unfeasibly Fast Bus

Once, Bertie met Thomas at a junction. Bertie isn't impressed with Thomas when he claims he runs a branch line, and the two immediately get into an argument about if they can fuck each other. Their drivers allow the fucking to go ahead. When the station master says "Go!" Bertie leaves at an unfeasibly fast pace, leaving thomas behind. Unfortunately Bertie is stopped at the crossing, but overtakes Thomas at a station. It's here we learn the buses have to work. As Thomas crosses the bridge, Bertie waits at the traffic lights. He waits for approximately 164.5 years, long enough for an entire futuristic city to be built and then destroyed. Once the light goes green, Bertie reaches his full speed. Thomas tries hard but Bertie is much to fast. As they whoosh into the last station, Bertie runs over several workmen.

### Threesome For Bertie!

One time, Bertie had to take Thomas' passengers to Edward. The first time he tries to catch up to him, he crashes through the crossing and exclaims "Bollocks!". Bertie remarks how sexy he is at the next crossing, with the passengers telling him to cheer up. Bertie then confuses everyone with a rap about "Third time". Later, Bertie's driver kills everyone when they ask if they'll die at the next station. They then wait at the next staion, for 75 years. Bertie then tells his driver he wants full gay sex. His driver agrees. The passengers cheer, but bertie then rams into the crossing, which mishapens him. Bertie is then able to catch up to Edward, due to Edward falling off a bridge and being hated by the guard. Edward tries to apologise, but Bertie only tells him to "**SHUT, UP!**" Bertie is then permitted to have a threesome, which pleases him.

## Trivia

* Bertie's threesome was with The Fat Controller and The Butler.
* Bertie was present at Mrs. Kyndley's Party.
* Bertie's driver is wanted by the police for murder for a reward of 12500 These.
* Bertie's Rap "Third Time" reached 446 on the UK charts in 1992.
* Bertie is known to scream whenever he moves.
WTF WTL

## Plot

Emo Henry is feeling very sorry for himself, but James thinks that he needs a cunt and doesn't work hard enough. The Fat Controller says that Henry is too gay, and that they will have to get another engine instead of him.

The Fat Controller is waiting for Henry at the platform, as he has taken off his trousers. Henry worries that he will have to go away.

The Fat Controller claims that it is expensive, when Gio Compario appears and begins singing the jingle for "Go Compare" with Mrs. Stationmaster, until he is shot.

The driver reveals to the Fat Controller that he wants him, and they have sex. The Fat Controller sends for the Welsh Fireman, who hurts himself sliding down the bannister.

Henry's driver and fireman carefully lights his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Henry then tells the Fat Controller he feels fucking shit. Thomas asks Annie and Clarabel if they have ever seen anything like it, but before they can answer they are interrupted by a drum solo. The episode ends with the end music from "Eastenders".

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Henry
* James
* The Fat Controller
* Gio Compario
* Singers
* Henry's Driver
* Fireman Sam (The Welsh fireman)
* Henry's Driver (Fireman)
* Thomas
* Annie
* Clarabel
* Gordon (cameo)
* Duck (cameo)
* Toby (cameo)

## Trivia

* The originall title was the shortest title so far.
Running gags

There are a number of running gags in WTLNetwork's videos. Below is a list of them (in no particular order):

## Penn Jillette (AKA The 'SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.' Gag)

First seen in Bill and Ben Were Horrified!, this gag has been used multiple times in the series. It consists of American magician and comedian Penn Jillette saying 'SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.' in an angry voice. The original video can be found here.

## NO!

First seen in Toby’s mediocre spin of it consists of a random character saying no in a very loud voice it is so far the only gag to appear in a non Thomas poop.

## Gordon crashing into the station

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First seen in Thomas the Wank Engine, this gag uses a clip from the series 5 episode 'A Better View for Gordon' in order to make Gordon crash into a station on several occasions. Sometimes, Gordon is made to say different things when he crashes, for example 'Help me!' (the original), 'Fuck me!' (Henry Goes Gallivanting Off To Poo) and 'What has happened to me?' (Trickety-Trock). The joke was most prominently featured in Pogo On This, Hit! when Gordon actually arrived at the station safely, however he still managed to crash through the wall despite being completely stationary at the time.

## Adagio For Strings

First seen in Nobody Understands Thomas, this gag involves a train crashing into a structure in slow-motion while Samuel Barber's 'Adagio For Strings' plays. It is often used as a pastiche of WTLNetwork's previous videos in which the same thing happens.

## Thomas crashes into a snow drift

Only used in Thomas and the Wanking Policeman and Christmas with WTLNetwork, this gag sees Thomas crash into a large snow drift after leaving a scene.

## Scream

The scream is a high-pitched screaming sound coupled with increasing the speed of the clip. It has been widely used by other poopers since its first use, and as such has become something of a tired running gag.

## The Original Ideas Book

First seen in Ongoing Feuds, this running gag features Sam consulting a red book with ideas he had previously thought up for future poops. The ideas are often of extremely low quality, and as such Sam often disposes of the book, however he always digs it out of the bin.
Breakfast

The **breakfast** is indisputably the most important character in the entire series of "Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends".

## Composition

The breakfast seems to be composed of one piece of bread and a small block of cheese with a heavy coating of dust, which was added later by Thomas.

## History

The breakfast is the most intelligent and most dominating being in the galaxy, prehaps the universe. Because of this the breakfast quickly took over the planet.

## Early life

The breakfast was prepared in the year 2009, and nearly instantly became sentient. About two seconds after preparation, the breakfast took over the planet, and, until its sudden death in 2009, was the lord and master of the earth.

## Death

The breakfast succumbed to suffocation by dust due to a suicidal Thomas crashing into the Stationmaster's house, and was pronounced dead shortly after.

## Legacy

Mrs. Stationmaster was miserable for 5.2 seconds following its death, until she decided to "cook some more".
Baked Bean: The Motion Picture

**Baked Bean: The Motion Picture** was a poop produced by Sam in July 2005. The poop was produced in the style of a trailer, advertising it as if it was a real movie. Back then, it was referred to as a 'spoof' by Sam, as the word 'poop' had yet to become popular. The source material was dubbed from VHS cassette, which shows how long ago this poop was actually made.

## Scenes

*Note that these scenes are sourced from Sam's memory and may be inaccurate.*

* The caption saying 'Royal Art Gallery, London' is replaced with 'Royal Bean Gallery, Beandon'.
* The boss of the art gallery is drowned out mid-speech by the theme tune of the movie.
* When Mr Bean is preparing coffee, he continuously smashes the coffee mug on the table.
* When Mr Bean and the other guy board the motion simulator, people fly continously towards the screen. Mr Bean's shocked and excited face is looped comically. Mr Bean summarizes this scene by saying "Brace yourself."
* The other guy in the movie says "Oh, Jesus! Oh God!" over and over again when looking at the defaced Whisler's Mother painting, whose head is replaced with Mr Bean.
* The skit at the end of the credits is incorporated, with a moustache superimposed on Bean's face. The scene went like this:
	+ "Yes, I normally stay to the-" \*boy is sick into a paper bag\* \*awkward pause\* "...By-" \*sick bag bursts\*.

## Rediscovery

On 5 November 2011, Sam discovered a copy of this poop while sorting through some old CDs lying around his house. A gallery of screenshots is on this page, and the video is expected to be uploaded to YouTube at some point.
Percy Gets The Runs

WTLNetwork's Halloween special.

## Plot

Percy tells Thomas a ghost story. He says that every year, on the date of the accident, Percy gets the runs, and then plunges into a Gap store. Percy claims that it makes his wheels wobble to think of it and falls over. Percy tells his driver Thomas didn't believe the story, but his driver explains it was a pretend ghost on the telephone. A ghost then prank calls an angry Fat controller asking if he has Prince Albert In A Can, who tells the ghost to fuck off.

Percy is puffing home that night. He is getting close when he passes Teddy Bear Junction, but crashes into a cartload of cocaine and dies. Death gets a phone call and discovers Percy has died again; furious, Death quits.

Percy goes to the nearest signalbox, and his driver confesses to being a murderer. The signalman reassures him and tells him to clean Percy before people think he's a ghost.

Thomas is being neutered when Toby tells him Percy has had an accident. Thomas is disgusted and worries he will be late. Toby claims to have seen something that looks like Percy's gonads, when Percy arrives and asks to be let in. Toby sings "chimchimchimminychimchim", until WTLNetwork admits he has seen too much KeeperofPorridge. Toby then says that anyone would think Thomas had just seen Death.
WTLNetwork - Off the Cutting Room Floor

## Synopsis

A collection of jokes too small to constitute their own poops.

## Plot

* After the trucks sing rudely at Diesel, Duck orders them to SHUT THE FUCK UP and bumps one. Diesel blames Gordon; Henry denounces his statement as despicable and claims Gordon could do that.
* Henry, James and Gordon recite the "three D's". Diesel then expresses his hatred of Henry.
* Diesel, disguised as King Leonidas, talks to the trucks.
* Edward claims that BoCo would let Gordon pull his cock, but Gordon refuses, claiming BoCo would never approve.
* Sticky semen splashes over James.
* The BBC report that Percy and Toby are taking the piss out of James.
* The Fat Controller announces the James is not fit to be seen and must be fucked at once. He also allows Henrietta to be fucked too, to Toby's delight.
* The Fat Controller is arrested for allegedly having sex with engines.

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Diesel
* Duck
* Trucks
* Henry
* Gordon
* James
* Edward
* BoCo (mentioned, but not seen)
* Percy
* Toby
* The Fat Controller
* Thomas (cameo)
* The Wanking Policeman (cameo)
Barry Shitpeas

**Barry Shitpeas** is an award-winning series of novels written by Cap'n Obvious.

## Novels in the series

### Barry Shitpeas and the Vampires of Death Doom!

The first novel ever written by Cap'n Obvious, the story revolves around Barry Shitpeas, a disheveled man who has lost all his possessions because his bitch of an ex-wife took them. He meets a vampire called Doris, and two mysterious bald bastards try and capture them for reasons unknown. Doris dies in chapter two, a move that reviewers praised.
Later in the book, he has to find out why the bald bastards are trying to kill him. He comes across the King of the Vampires, John Smith. Barry is thrown in prison for 5 years and just before he dies of being in prison, he is rescued by the ghost of Doris, who gives him a key to get out of the prison. The book never reveals how Doris managed to give Barry a key, as she is a ghost and the key would just go straight through him, but no-one really gives a fuck, it just works.
Henry Pulls A Really Big Train But Fucks It Up Completely

## Plot

Henry's driver tells Henry that they will leave early next morning to take the Flying Kipper from behind. Although they aren't f\*\*\*ing the Flying Kipper now, the driver thinks if they pull the Kipper nicely the Fat Controller will let them pull the Kipper. He also compliments Henry's "special" coal.

One of the crates of fish explodes when it is dropped on a mine, but Henry is soon ready. After some difficulty starting he starts off, his trucks singing "Trock Trick." Meanwhile, WTLNetwork retrieves his "original ideas" book and his copy of Twilight, but when he can't find anything useful he throws both away again.

The guard of a goods train notes the Kipper is due, but the fireman doesn't care, because he is drinking some good cocoa - then Henry crashes into the brakevan. His driver and fireman die, but the Fat Controller tells Henry not to worry, because he caused the accident. The episode concludes with a "serious" message from WTLNetwork.

## Trivia

Henry's driver and fireman died in the same manner Casey Jones died. By crashing into the back of a paused freight train.

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Henry
* Henry's driver
* Gordon
* The Fat Controller
* WTLNetwork
* Guard
* Fireman
* Henry's fireman (doesn't speak)
Percy The Hay Lord

## Plot

During the summer, the gangs cut the long grass on the lineside. Percy blows his ghostly whistle. He tells Thomas to be frightened, and then talks about an ugly fizz. Then comes trouble at the harbour: after a long delay, a crate of semen falls onto Percy.

At the station, a hay-covered Percy apologises for being late. Thomas sings "Look what's crawled out of the hay!" WTLNetwork then reads his idea of original ideas, and finds an idea pertaining to Thomas' song. Thomas remarks it was worth being late to have seen Percy.

Percy returns to the shed, and his driver shows him his reflection in a mirror. Percy asks his driver to cum before Toby cleans him, but Thomas is telling Toby a joke. Percy then runs into the camera. During the end credits, WTLNetwork announces the Fat Controller and the butler's engagement.
Nobody Understands Thomas

**Nobody understands thomas**(retitled **Everyone fails to comprehend tankas** in genericWTLalts channel) is WTLNetworks third clip, third YTP and second thomas poop.

## Synopsis

Thomas is feeling depressed, so he takes drastic action.

## Plot

The episode starts of in a very depressing manner. There is heavy rain, a storm is brewing and Thomas is miserably making his way across the screen. Ringo comments on the situation by stating "what the fuck".

All the engines gather in the shed each night, trying to get to sleep, but Thomas won't stop being a dick and keeping them awake each night. Thomas complains that he no longer wants to fuck coaches and that he wants to fuck the world, but the other engines ignore him, because he is a little engine with a little dick.

However, one night Edward comes to the shed to see Thomas. Edward is hard and he feels sorry for Thomas. Edward and Thomas agree that if Edward takes Thomas' drugs Edward will engage in sexual intercourse with the trucks; Thomas remarks that would be nice. The next day both Edward and Thomas ask their drivers if the change could go ahead, but their drivers disagree. Thomas runs off, and again the mood becomes depressing, rain pouring down upon Thomas. Thomas then commits suicide by ramming into a nearby house, killing the Mr. Stationmaster, his wife and the Breakfast.

## Quotes

**Mrs Stationmaster**: Look what you've done to our breakfast.

## Trivia

* The song used during the poop's "In Memory Of" section just after Thomas runs into the Stationmaster's house is Samuel Barber's "Adagio for Strings".

## Characters

* Leonard Cohen (singing Famous Blue Raincoat)
* Ringo Starr (said "What the fuck" to interrupt Leonard Cohen's singing. When he said "what the fuck", he meant the three words, not the episode)
* Thomas
* Gordon (cameo)
* Edward
* Mr. Stationmaster
* Mrs. Stationmaster
* The breakfast
Surprise!

**Surprise!** is the first episode of the fourth series of WTLNetwork's poops and the first thomas poop since the mass video removal.

## Synopsis

Thomas shares his story about the narrow guage.

## Plot

The poop starts with a gallery of famously wrong predictions (one of which is Sam saying he will never make another Thomas poop). The Thomas intro then comes on.Thomas then tells a story it starts with the engines mocking Sir Handel's wheels Peter Sam then tells him not to worry and then reminds him of the time they made fun of his special funnel until they found out how useful it was Sir Handel then insensitively laughs at him.

Peter Sam and Sir Handle are pushing trucks until they crash into each other causing a explosion Duke notes 'that would never suit his grace'.Peter Sam and Sir Handel then mock Duke with a chant (Engines c\*\* engines c\*\* Grandpuff c\*\*s forever) Duke then calls them fucktards.

George then performs a jazz number.

Everyone argues about who is to blame until PC Masterton Bates inspects the scene.

Meanwhile Smudger is told by his driver that he'll make him useful at last but Smudger laughs. Sir Handel and Peter Sam asks Duke what they did Duke says he turned him into keygen.

Percy then criticizes the story saying it was a 'shit ending' Thomas is speechless.
Once An Engine Attached To A Train...

## Plot

The intro is in a red background with a Panda on it and Chinese language on his stomach. Then, the Chinese text reveals 'I once punched a giraffe'.

Once, an engine attached to a train is afraid of a few drops of cum, goes into Thomas' tunnel, squeaks through Thomas' funnel, and won't cum again. The engine's name is Henry and Henry claims that the cum will spoil his lovely green dick and red bollocks.

The guard blows Henry until he has no more cum, and waves his flag till his arms fall off, to no avail. Then, along comes Sir Topham Twat, the man in charge of all railways on the Island of Sodor. The engines call him the Fat Troll. At the tunnel, everyone pulls except the Fat Controller, because his butler has forbidden him to take engines from behind. When that fails the passengers (who have mysteriously taken all their clothes off) push and push and push, to no avail, but still, Henry stays in the tunnel.

As Thomas comes along, the passengers say to Henry 'Look, it has stopped raining.', only for a storm to start. Thomas rams into Henry's coach.

Eventually, the Fat Controller gives up, and tells Henry they shall take drugs and leave Henry in the tunnel for always and always and always and always and always and always and always ... and always. The workmen take up the rails and build a wall infront of Henry so that Henry himself can't get out of the tunnel anymore, while Emily, Ronald McDonald, Mr. Bean, the Doctor, Ringo, Mrs. Stationmaster and her breakfast help out. Oh and Dr. Hax too.

All Henry can do is watch the other engines rush through the other tunnel. When Gordon passes, he says "Poop poop poop, green giant". At the end, WTLNetwork admits 'I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY FITTING SONGS FOR THE CREDITS, SO HERE'S A BIT OF PULP.'

The poop ends with a song by "Pulp" (because WTLNetwork can't think of any fitting songs for the credits).

## Characters

* Panda (does not speak)
* Ringo Starr
* Henry
* Sir Topham Twat
* James (cameo)
* Passengers
* The Fat Controller
* The Butler (mentioned, but not seen)
* Choo Choo Bacca (Werewolf guard)
* Thomas
* Passengers
* Workmen
* Emily
* Ronald McDonald
* Mr Bean
* Doctor
* Mrs. Stationmaster
* Breakfast
* Dr Hax
* Gordon
* WTLNetwork (mentioned, but not seen)
Death

**Death** is a sentient entity that has existed before the beginning of history. When he is not killing people, he is a lexicologist, explaining the meanings of words and phrases to people who enquire about them.

## Career

Death's primary job is to kill people, but he is also a qualified lexicologist, who studies the English language in his spare time. He appeared in "Dictionary Corner" on "Countdown" many times until 2005, when he killed Richard Whiteley.

## Role in WTLNetwork

Death was featured in the poop "The Devastation", when he told the audience what a deputation was. In the poop, he was played by Sam due to the real Death having to fill out paperwork relating to the death of Gary Coleman. The paperwork took five weeks to fill out, as the pile was as tall as Gary himself. In the poop "Percy Gets The Runs" he is potrayed by Chazlar albiet dubbed over by Sam.

## Retirement

On 6 November 2010, after working for all of eternity, Death retired from his job. Rumour has it he has purchased a villa in Spain, where he will live out the rest of his life watching 'Los Countdown' and eating...whatever old Spanish people eat.

## Victims

* Thomas
* Mr. Stationmaster
* Mrs. Stationmaster
* The Breakfast
* Ringo Starr
* Henry's driver and fireman
* Bluebell's calf
* James
* Reverend W. Awdry
* The shunter
* Percy's driver and firemen
* Gio compario
* Trevor Evans the bus
* James Jones
* Sarah Jones
* Chris hansen (human)
* The Passengers
* Dr. Robotnik
* Snively
* The Doomsday Project
* Swatbots
* Donald
* Douglas
* Gordon
* The Fat Controller
* Edward
* Mrs. Kyndley

## Trivia

* Death was intended to have glowing red eyes, but due to issues getting the eyes look to right and laziness WTLNetwork decided against it.
Rabbish!

## Plot

The intro to Rabbish! is fast and in different colours with some chipmunk singing "We Are The Chipmunks".

Percy annoys the engines trying to get them to guess his news, and Gordon tells him to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Then, James sings a song about "rabbish" but WTLNetwork claims it's not that good, and Percy interrupts Ringo Starr's narration by randomly exploding.

At the station, The Fat Controller, who is carrying some Vaseline and a box of Kleenex tissues, sees Percy and swears that he looks hard. Percy agrees, but he doesn't know whether he is standing on his dome or his dick. The Fat Controller says that he looks sexy to him, and asks him if he will help build his new harbour with Thomas, Toby, Henry, Edward, James, Duck, Bill and Ben, Donald and Douglas and the butler. Percy is delighted.

The Fat Controller meets the new engine, who is called Montague but prefers to be called Montague. He claims that others say he waddles, and attempts to assure the Fat Controller otherwise, but the Fat Controller silences him. He then asks Percy to show Duck his dick.

Henry thinks that Duck is a simple sort of engine, but James thinks that is rabbish. Henry and Gordon puff past Duck making some strange snorting noises, but then Duck runs into the camera. Then, WTLNetwork thinks he should watch one of TheKipperRunsAgain's poops, but he starts crying. Duck asks Percy if the big engines tell him to do things, and Percy replies, "yes" and "unspeakable things". Duck is shocked.

The Fat Controller is looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home while The Butler is giving him a blowjob when he hears an extraordinary noise and hurries to the yard. Duck and Percy shit on the points outside the shed. He tells the engines to stop the noise, and when they ignore him he loudly silences them. He then tells Duck and Percy that he is pleased with their behaviour, but not with their work. When the big engines snigger, he tells them that they've been worse because they made the disturbance.

## Characters

* Percy
* Gordon
* James
* Penn Jillette
* Ringo Starr
* The Fat Controller
* Thomas
* Toby
* Edward
* Henry
* Duck
* Bill
* Ben
* Donald
* Douglas
* The Butler
* Dave Scunthorpe (cameraman)
* WTLNetwork
What The Fuck?!?

## Synopsis

Gordon, James, and Henry refuse to fuck trucks like common people, which causes the fat controller to buy a new engine.

## Plot

In the intro, Thomas' coupling breaks and the music stops while he reversed to have Annie and Clarabel coupled back on.

Knapford station randomly explodes. The Fat Controller is wanking in his office when the stationmaster comes in. Overcoming his disgust, the stationmaster tells him that Henry is wanking, there are no passengers and the trains are saying the railway is shit. Before the Fat Controller can do anything the Butler comes in and says he wants him. The Fat Controller leaves at once. An ad appears, asking the viewer to subscribe to the Fat Controller's Twitter feed.

The Fat Controller finds Gordon, James and Henry apparently looking very cross. The Fat Controller tells Henry that his train should be ready, but Gordon demonically claims that Henry isn't going, they won't shunt "like common people" and that ender tengines don't fuck trucks. The Fat Controller tells him that his engines do trucks, and hurries away to find Edward, only for a fist to break through his windscreen and hit him in the face.

The Fat Controller asks Edward to fuck coaches in the arse. Edward thinks it would be a nice change, but the next day he complains that the others are saying he has black wheels. The Fat Controller goes to an engine workshop and, after expressing confusion at the background music, chooses an engine which looks uncannily like Susan Boyle to help Edward.

Henry later comes by hissing rudely, and Percy wheeses so loudly that Gordon, Bill, Ben, BoCo, James and Henry in Sodor are frightened and The Fat Controller tells him to silence. Percy then adds that Edward should "hear them in the workshop"; the screen cuts to the workshop, where the engines are whistling so loudly the building is falling apart.

The poop ends with the end credits playing common tank engines.

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* The Fat Controller
* Mr. Stationmaster
* Edward
* The Butler
* Gordon
* James
* Henry
* Percy
* Bill
* Ben
* BoCo
* Thomas (cameo)
Ongoing Feuds

## Plot

Duck complains to Edward (who is wearing the spinny hat.) that Diesel has been raping him and has made the Fat Controller and all the engines think he is gay. Edward agrees him and suggests that he help him rape some trucks. Duck feels happier at raping trucks.

For some reason, Duck is chased by the trucks he raped. He is diverted into a siding and into a barber's shop, upon which point he explodes. WTLNetwork then throws out his book of original ideas, along with his copy of Twilight. It turns out the silly cunts had wanked their guard off and left him behind after he had cum.

Duck apologises to the barber, but the barber refuses to accept his apology and cums all over Duck's face. Later, Thomas is pulling the trucks away when the Fat Controller arrives. The barber expresses his hatred of the "fat cunt" and repeatedly tells him to fuck off, but the Fat Controller explains that Duck and his crew have prevented a serious accident. He claims it was a very close shave; an ad for "The Fat Controller Live At The O2" appears. The barber asks to be fucked, and washes Duck's face, which is badly twisted.

The Fat Controller tells Duck that he will cum after he is mended. Duck questions him, but is silenced by the Fat Controller. The Fat Controller then announces that he sent Diesel - but then WTLNetwork's friend interrupts. WTLNetwork starts arguing with his friends about ruining the poop; their argument continues over the credits.

## Characters

* Ringo Starr
* Duck
* Diesel (mentioned, but not seen)
* Edward
* Trucks
* The Barber
* Thomas
* The Fat Controller
* WTLNetwork
* WTLNetwork's friends
James' Shitty Wooden Bollocks

## Synopsis

Thomas has to pull dicks and there's a bit of rumpy-pumpy between two workmen.

## Plot

The Intro is all on pieces of paper, with WTLNetwork singing the theme song.

Every day the Fat Controller comes to the station to catch STDs, he always says "Fuck you" to Thomas, and reminds him not to be a cunt, that he can't be a really useful engine, and not to let the silly trucks rape him.

Thomas works hard pulling the dicks and sees a small coach and two strange things his driver calls vaginas. His driver tells Thomas that it's the Twat Train, and that the cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines, coaches, trucks and the Fat Controller.

One day James, pulling a goods train, rushes through the Yard much too fast, being raped by the trucks. Thomas screams, the bell rings in the signalbox, the signalman points and Thomas puffs off with the cranes, hoping that James is hurt. Meanwhile, James is told that he failed and the audience boos at him. His driver and fireman comfort him, explaining it was not his fault but it was the wooden bollocks some workmen gave him, which they had always said were shit.

Thomas pulls the unhurt trucks out of the way while two workmen have sex behind a truck, and teaches one truck a lesson by ramming it so that it explodes. Then, they put James back on the rails using the cranes, but the chains break, dropping him back onto the ground. The Fat Controller attempts to praise Thomas but his face melts. He then announces that James will have some proper bollocks and a blowjob. The ending credits are 21 seconds long and the 'Saved by the Bell' theme is being played.

## Quotes

*Bollocks!* - James, after being dropped by the cranes.

## Trivia

* It is revealed that the Fat Controller actively hunts for STDs.

## Characters

* WTLNetwork (sang the theme song by humming)
* Ringo Starr
* The Fat Controller
* Thomas
* Trucks
* Thomas' driver
* James
* James' driver
* James' fireman
* Workmen (cameo) (Two of these workmen were having sex)
The Grand Wizard

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The **Grand Wizard** is a minor character in *Marge And The Funny Whelk*. He appears at the very end in a poop of the 1986 television movie *The Worst Witch*.

## Song

He is seen singing a song called *Anything Can Happen On Halloween* during the poop.

### Lyrics

*We'll fuck pumpkins,*

*Tonight.*

*Anything can happen on Halloween,*

*Your sister could turn into a ho.*

*But on Halloween,*

*Your balls begin to crawl.*

(The song was hastily censored after this line)
The Welsh Fireman/The Firefighter From The Valleys

**The welsh fireman** (retitled **the firefighter from the valleys** in genericWTLalts channel) is the second WTLNetwork clip the second YTP and the first of the welsh fireman trilogy.

## Synopsis

Basil Steele takes crack meanwhile Bella and her televisoin catch fire.

## Plot

Fireman Sam is in bed when the alarm goes of however Fireman Sam does not get up meanwhile Basil and Tervor are waiting for Sam.Sam eventuly wakes up, he then goes down the banister and push's the button not only does it give him some tea but it also causes an explosoin.Norman tries to give Sam his newspaper but Sam slams the door in his face.Sam tries to ride Normans skateboard but crashes as does the fire engine when it drives of. Sam drives to the fire statoin The Pontypandy band then insults Sam (see the pontypandy band for the insult).

The narrator tries to say todays a specail day but is interupted by a random explosion.Basil Steele is talking in a speeded up way (a clear sign of taking crack) Elvis accuses him of talking crack.Sam wonders what he's up to then Elvis reapeats his theory.Basil then states that you must play with matches.Sam then knocks on Basils door Sam asks if he's alright Elvis says its old age but automaticly goes back to his theory he's on crack Basil denies this and says he's just preaparing for his appearence on TV Elvis and Sam make suggestoins all of which basil denies.

Bella plugs in the televisoin but when she turns the switch on everything turns of.Bella says that everybodys c\*\*\*ing the door opens Bella thinks it is the jappenese.Bella then laughs at Normans cock which annoys Norman.Bella assurs Dillys the TV works but when she turns it on the TV explodes James trys to dial 999 but doesn't stop dailing 9s for some reason.Dillys says she thought it was to froriegn to work properbly and is automaticly accused of racism.

Fireman Sam and Elvis are drunk and therefore randomly swear.Basil steel is on televisoin saying to make sure when the alarm goes pontypandy fire service is on imediatly however they wait a few muinites until setting of. Sam gets two messages one saying a TV is on fire at Bellas cafe and Bella herself is on fire.When setting of they go back inside and continue to watch televisoin.They eventully go to the fire Sam opens the bit in the fire engine with the equipment but autamaticly closes it again.They put out the fire but the TV just catches fire again Bella thanks him anyway.
Testicle Fields

**Testicle Fields** is a field owned by Farmer Giles, in which free-range testicles are left to roam free and grow.

## History

The family of Farmer Giles had owned the fields (previously known as 'Homo-Genitor Agri') for over 800 years, but it wasn't until the 1970s that free-range testicles were farmed there. He was approached by Professor Balles, a French genetics specialist in 1972. Farmer Giles was paid the handsome sum of £400 to accommodate Balles' free-range testicles. The testicles turned out to be extremely profitable for Farmer Giles, who made £800 by selling just one of them. Farmer Giles is now the second richest man on the island (second to Sir Topham Hatt who, despite massive debts, is still the richest man on the island, as everyone else is also piss-poor).
Stones

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**Stones** is the world's first lad mag. It was first published in 65,000,000 BC.

## History

### Origins

The idea for a lads mag was first concieved around 65,000,000 BC by a Fukuisaurus who was at the time watching a porno called Tricera-ontops. He developed the idea further, naming his endeavour Stones before pitching it before Raaaauuuugh Enterprises who approved the idea.
Reverend W. Awdry

*This article is a parody. None of the information in this article is correct. Also, bad language lies ahead.*

**Wilbert Vere Awdry** (**Reverend W. Awdry**) is the bloke author that made the Railway Series, thus Thomas the Tank Engine.

## Railway Series

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In 1942, while his toddler son was ill in bed ill, he wrote a series of stories to read to him. They were originally about dinosaurs with lasers. Awdry later changed the dinosaurs to trains and got rid of the lasers so as not to confuse people, as lasers weren't even around in the 1940s.

There are literally hundreds of books in the Railway Series, all of which he wrote in one night. Included amongst these are:

* The Three Homosexual Engines
* Thomas The Wank Engine (book)
* James The Rabbish Engine
* Another Book About Thomas
* Those Clumsy Bastards
* Henry The Emotional Engine
* Toby The Trampy Piece of Shit
* Gordon The Gay Engine
* Edward The Retarded Engine
* Four Little Twats
* Percy The Annoying Engine
* The Eight Infamous Engines
* Duck And Sir Topham Thing-a-Gummy
* The Old Fogey
* Donald And Douglas The Twat Engines
* Lanch Brine Engines
* Rheneas Makes A Return
* Stepney The "Blue-balls" Engine
* The Masturbation Mountain Railway
* Rusty Old Piles of Shit
* Main Line Engines
* Little Tender Engines
* Enterprising Engines And Alton Towers
* Oliver Newton-John The Engine
* The Grand Old Duke of York And His 10,000 Men
* More About The Trampy Piece of Shit
* Really Useless Engines
* James And The Diesels
* Shit Little Engines
* Thomas And Percy Fall Out
* Gordon Does Your Mum
* Trams, Trucks And Trouble
* The BoCo LoCo
* Jock The Fatherfucker
* Thomas And The Electric Railway
* Thomas Gets Arrested For Suspected Racism But Is Seen Innocent As He Actually Said "I'm Sure Glad I'm Not a Digger"
* Henry And The Dicks
* Wilbert The Wanker
* The Fat Controller Sells All the Engines For Drug Money
* All About The Butler
* The Dearne Valley (a.k.a.) The Dick Valley
* The Fat Controller Has A Conorary

## Dino-LAZOR!!! series

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In 1994, Reverend W. Awdry revisited his idea of dinosaurs with lasers and wrote over 1000 books about them across a long weekend. Some say he got inspiration from the fact that Ringo Starr said that kids would be more interested in them. Among these are:

* Meet The Dino-LAZORS!!!
* More About The Dino-LAZORS!!!
* The Dino-LAZORS!!! Go To Town
* Dino-LAZORS!!! Ride Again
* Matty Meets The Dino-LAZORS!!!
* Pies, pies, who wants a Dino-LAZOR!!!?
* The Dino-LAZORS!!! Sell Their Bodies
* The Dino-LAZORS!!! Meet The Jetsons
* The Dino-LAZORS!!! Cope With Product Placementdrinkcocacola
* The Dino-LAZORS!!! Guide To Sex
* Eat My Shorts, Dino-LAZORS!!!
* The Dino-LAZORS!!! Go To France
* The Meteor That Wiped Out The Dino-LAZORS!!!

On the contrary to what Ringo Starr expected, the series did rather poorly not only because they were completely half-arsed, but because kids were intelligent enough to realise that lasers weren't invented when dinosaurs were around.

## Life

### Cake Incident

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Awdry was good friends with Ringo Starr, but was enemies for
a few days after an argument about a cake.
The Original Ideas Book

**The Original Ideas Book** is a book written by WTLNetwork which contains several (often low-quality) ideas for poops. Pages 1-4 consist of an (outdated) list of all the episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends from series 1 and 2 and whether or not I have pooped them yet. Page 5 is a list of (terrible) ideas for future poops. Page 6 is a seemingly meaningless message regarding a future idea for a poop.

## List of "original" ideas

1. Make awful, shoddy imitation of the "Trickety-Trock" rap.

2. Have Thomas crap himself.

3. Have Henry eat Gordon.

4. Fat Controller + Butler sex scene.

5. 10 second poop.

6. Carrot Top Movie.

7. Reference "Austin Powers".

8. Get book out of bin.

9. Eat a page of the book.
The Great Escape (Full episode)

**The Great Escape** is a FNAF SFM full episode set that was released on December 17, 2020 and contains three episodes from Season 4. It is based on the episode of the same name.

## Music

Kevin MacLeod- HushKevin MacLeod- Evil IncomingKevin MacLeod- Static MotionKevin MacLeod- Dark TimesKevin MacLeod- Sad TrioKevin MacLeod- Quinn's Song - First Night
Thomas And The Electric Railway

**Thomas And The Electric Railway** is a banned Railway Series book.

## Thomas Gets Special Powers

Thomas sticks his whistle in a plug socket and gains super powers as a result of this.

## Is It Electric?

Bridget compares various household objects and determines whether or not they are electric. This goes on for nearly fifty pages.

## Controversy

The book was banned by the government shortly after it was released due to the story 'Thomas Gets Special Powers' where he said that being electrocuted by a plug socket 'felt like sunshine' and that 'if you do this, you will get super powers'.
Pulp

**Pulp** were an English alternative rock band formed in Sheffield in 1978. Upon their split in 2002, their lineup consisted of:

* Jarvis Cocker (vocals, guitar)
* Candida Doyle (keyboards)
* Mark Webber (guitar) (not the Formula One driver)
* Steve Mackey (bass)
* Nick Banks (drums)

A number of their songs have been featured in WTLNetwork poops, including Acrylic Afternoons, Watching Nicky, Common People and Help The Aged.

The poops that contained them are:

* What The Fuck?!?
* James' Shitty Wooden Bollocks
* Sercy and the Pignal
* Percy The Hay Lord
* Pogo On This, HiT!