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**Note:** None of this is a real thing. It is a fake company made as part of this original verse. ***DO NOT REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS THAT ARE INSTRUCTED BELOW.***

*Do you ever feel unsatisfied with your very own existence? Like your life was doomed to be forever uneventful and alone? Maybe it's because you had a severe falling out with your friends and family. Maybe it's because you lost all of your money either gambling at a casino, or buying up lottery tickets and now you cannot pay your rent no matter how hard you struggle to pay it. Maybe you simply felt depressed. Like your life is merely a mortal coil, and that in a matter of time, you will die from old age.*

Well fear not. We here at the Grand Association for Making Ever-lasting Satisfaction (Or G.A.M.E.S for short) have come up with a solution. Using our new state of the art technology, we have created a device that is guaranteed to make your life ever more exciting. We call it -\_\_- -\_- \_\_\_ -\_\_\_ - \_-\_- \_- - -\_\_ -\_\_ \_\_\_ -\_- -\_-- \_--. Here is the simple three step process you need to take before you too, can live the life you have always wanted.

## Our 3 Big Steps Towards Happiness

**Step 1**: Email our company at www.GAMESfreedom.org and email us at (\_\_- -\_ \_\_ - ---@-\_-- -- --\_- -.\_\_\_ -\_- \_\_-) along with stating your name, address, I.D, date and location of birth, and the reason why you want to partake in this program. Not everybody can join due to how expensive running the program is, so we only select one out of every 500 entries to partake in this program. **Once you partake in this program, you cannot leave it, so think about whether you *truly* want to partake in the program or not.**

**Step 2:** If you happen to be one of the lucky 0.2% that succeed in making it into the program, then be sure to tell everybody you know that you will be partaking in this program and that you will not see them again unless they too, somehow make it into the program. Make sure you are all prepared for the given date and location provided with your congratulatory email

**Step 3:** At the given time, a black SUV with a blank license plate will show up at your home. You will be notified of this by a text message you will receive on your most portable device. Simply get in the vehicle and buckle up. It is really that simple (If you have a landlord, we have already told them prior that you will be partaking. They will quite easily understand what we mean by that.)

## Once You Arrive.....

Our trained staff members will instruct you on where to go and what to do in preparation for the project. Our guards will make sure that no person who has not participated in or won the program is here -\_ -\_-- -- ---\_ - among the chosen few during this process. Once the given tasks are completed, you will be asked to head to the main experiment room. Only one participant may go in at a time. The rest stay in a waiting room nearby with each other. As for when it is your turn, you will be placed in a chair with our new device being placed on you head. You will nod when ready and once you do, you will begin to pass out. The process takes about 10 minutes, but once it is finished, congratulations, you are now able to enjoy life in a whole new perspective.

So the next time you feel as if your life will never turn around, think about -\_\_- -\_- \_\_\_ -\_\_\_ - \_-\_- \_- - -\_\_ -\_\_ \_\_\_ -\_- -\_-- \_-- and should you decide to follow through with our instructions, you may finally be able to feel true happiness.

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*Side effects include, but no limited to: Dizziness, Nausea, Severe Cramping in the back and/or legs, Temporary Blindness and/or Paralysis, Amnesia, and Severe Dehydration. Please do not partake in this program if you think that experiencing any of these symptoms will lead to permanent effects on your physical and mental health.*