Mario.DOS/Osorkon

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Just “another” Xenophanes Mario, Made by Dry Sans

”Burning Burning Melting Melting, Forget the Drowning, Forget the Sinking, your getting hotter, skin’s getting dryer, weight’s only lowered, wait for the **Next Time**”

No he’s not a trace, shut up

# ***Origin***

An angle named **Azoglc** was obsessed with being a demon, and all thing’s demonic, and unholy, because of this, God grew concern, so he broke his soul into piece’s, and banished those piece’s into different Multiverse’s, but something went wrong, causing a blackhole like rift with the Marioverse, and the Multiverse, causing both to merge, as some of **Azoglc’s** soul piece’s got sucked in, and got trapped in an abyss, there he rested, watching the event’s of the Mario franchise play out, and he got an idea, a joke if you will

**Azoglc**: “*What If I impersonated myself as Mario, and killed ''everyone he Know’s, Love’s, and HATE’S, heh heh, hehehehe, heheheheheheh, ohohohohohoho-*“

And so that’s what he did, he made himself a perfect Mario body, watched, and studied Mario’s personality, behavior, and mannerism

But he wouldn’t stop there, as after killing Luigi, he literally made himself a powerful friend he called “Squidy”, a giant kraken like Blooper, and when the time was right, he went after Wario, but unfortunately for him, he underestimated the fat yellow plumber’s strength, as Wario using his smart’s ate some garlic, and transformed into Warioman, mid-way through the battle **Azoglc** had to call upon the help of his squidy friend, but even then **Azoglc** was on the losing end it’s only when he sealed Wario’s asscheck’s shut was he able to win, as Wario exploded, dying to his own Waft

**Azoglc** had gotten a new soul, but it costed him everything, now being aware of his limitation’s, he trained in that abyss till near death

“*God is scared of me, but I used to be scared of death, this body, **my body**, broken bone’s, immortal husk, ticking time, soon”*

*“It”*

“*Will”*

“Be”

***“GAME OVER”***

*“for all of them*”

After he was done, he went back, to **kill Bowser**

In his castle Bowser was, seeing his castle slowly change, as it didn’t belong to him anymore, his minion’s ran for their live’s, the Koopa King climbed the wall’s, he broke throughout the wall’s of his castle

**He Found Him**

And then they fought, but it didn’t go well for the King, no matter how much Bowser punched, clawed, and breathed his fire breathe, **Mario.TOC** just keep on blocking, dogging, and sending it back

”I’m in a losing battle”- Bowser thought to himself, and it only got worse, as Mario.TOC summoned the body’s of Luigi & Wario to simply toy with him, he didn’t need them, he didn’t need them at all, all it was, was to send to message, but, then, Bowser had an idea, so he booked it, running around his No-longer castle, **but they weren’t far behind**

Eventually he found it, the big power star, he absorbed it’s power

”With this”- he thought “I can finally kill that Mario wannabe”

So the now Powered Up Koopa King surprise attacked Mario.TOC, not giving him a second to breathe or fight back, and with each punch, each slam, each fire breath, the castle was breaking down, it would’ve collapsed at any minute, and seeing his opportunity, Bowser took one final swing, as the castle collapsed, trapping them in rubble

Bowser was the first to get up, had he done it? He looked around, and he felt- reviled, he slowly walked away, until a stream of fire brust out from the rubble, **Azoglc wasn’t done**, and when he emerged

Not

Even

A

Scratch

On

**Him**

*Osor: “You know Bowser, if had come to you thinking my fight with Wario was a fluke, YOU, could have beat me, YOU, could have KILLED ME, but I knew what my limit was, and that is going to be the downfall of the Mushroom Kingdom”*

*”Even if you had your Giant, Giga, Fury, Papercaft, and Dreamy form, you would still die at my hand’s, as I am now of course”*

*“Honestly you had the right idea on not letting me have a chance to fight back, if only you had known who you were fighting”*

*”Such a shame really”*

Bowser has frozen, he could move his body, **he was paralyzed with fear**, and, then, STAB, that damn cursed axe, the one that was the fall of him at the beginning of it all, now through his shell, **as a permanent reminder that thing’s have changed**

**Armageddon Is Coming**

**And it has just gotten it’s first 3 victim’s**

Bowser’s vision start’s to fade to black, as the last thing he hear’s is

***“Know Your Devil”***

# **Arsenal & Hax & Weakness**

## **Arsenal**

### **Tier 1**

* **Hammers:** **Hammer, Metal Hammer, Gold Hammer, Green Shell Hammer, Red Shell Hammer, Blue Shell Hammer, Green Spiny Shell Hammer, Red Spiny Shell Hammer, Blue Spiny Shell Hammer, Metal Green Shell Hammer, Metal Red Shell Hammer, Metal Blue Shell Hammer, Metal Green Spiny Shell Hammer, Metal Red Spiny Shell Hammer, Metal Blue Spiny Shell Hammer, Gold Green Shell Hammer, Gold Red Shell Hammer, Gold Blue Shell Hammer, Gold Green Spiny Shell Hammer, Gold Red Spiny Shell Hammer, Gold Blue Spiny Shell Hammer**

* **Whips: Whip’s, Metal Whip, Gold Whip, Double Whip’s, Double Metal Whip, Double Gold Whip, Triple Whip’s, Triple Metal Whip, Triple Gold Whip, Chain Chomp Whip, Gold Chain Chomp Whip, Magma Chain Chomp Whip, Double Chain Chomp Whip, Double Gold Chain Chomp Whip, Magma Double Chain Chomp Whip, Triple Chain Chomp Whip, Triple Gold Chain Chomp Whip, Triple Magma Chain Chomp Whip, Hydra Chain Chomp Whip, Elemental Hydra Chain Chomp Whip**

* **Shells:** **Green Shell, Red Shell, Blue Shell, Green Spiny Shell, Red Spiny Shell, Blue Spiny Shell**

### **Tier 2**

* **Hammers:** **Super Hammer, Metal Super Hammer, Golden Super Hammer, Emerald Shell Hammer, Ruby Shell Hammer, Diamond Shell Hammer, Metal Emerald Shell Hammer, Metal Ruby Shell Hammer, Metal Diamond Shell Hammer, Gold Emerald Shell Hammer, Gold Ruby Shell Hammer, Gold Diamond Shell Hammer, Emerald Spiny Shell Hammer, Ruby Spiny Shell Hammer, Diamond Spiny Shell Hammer, Metal Emerald Spiny Shell Hammer, Metal Ruby Spiny Shell Hammer, Metal Diamond Spiny Shell Hammer, Gold Emerald Spiny Shell Hammer, Gold Ruby Spiny Shell Hammer, Gold Diamond Spiny Shell Hammer**

* **Shells:** **Emerald Shell, Ruby Shell, Diamond Shell, Emerald Spiny Shell, Ruby Spiny Shell, Diamond Spiny Shell**

### **Tier 3**

* **Hell Hammer, Crimson Hell Hammer, Crimson Hellfire Hammer, Death Shell Hammer, Super Death Shell Hammer, Hyper Death Shell Hammer, Ultimate Death Shell Hammer, Death Shell Hell Hammer, Super Death Shell Hell Hammer, Hyper Death Shell Hell Hammer, Ultimate Death Shell Hell Hammer, Crimson Death Shell Hell Hammer, Crimson Super Death Shell Hell Hammer, Crimson Hyper Death Shell Hell Hammer, Crimson Ultimate Death Shell Hell Hammer, Crimson Death Shell Hellfire Hammer, Crimson Super Death Shell Hellfire Hammer, Crimson Hyper Death Shell Hellfire Hammer, Crimson Ultimate Death Shell Hellfire Hammer**

### **Tier 4**

* **End Shell Hammer, Omni-Breaker Hammer, Super Omni-Breaker Hammer, Hyper Omni-Breaker Hammer, Omni-Breaker End Shell Hammer, Omni-Breaker End Shell Hammer, Super Omni-BreakerEnd Shell Hammer, Hyper Omni-Breaker End Shell Hammer**

* **Defensives**
	+ **Shield’s:** **Shield, Metal Shield, Gold Shield**
	+ **Armor’s:** **Armor, Metal Armor, Gold Armor,**
	+ **Force Field’s: Energy, Pure Energy, Fire, Green Fire, Blue Fire, Electric, Electromagnetic, Radiation (All type’s), Plasma, Pure Plasma, Negative Emotion, Wet Dry World, SM64**

* **Shells: Death Shell, Super Death Shell, Hyper Death Shell, Ultimate Death Shell, End Shell**

* **Explosives**
	+ **Bomb’s: Bomb’s, Dynamite, Mirco Bob-Omb’s, Bob-Omb’s, Big Bob-Omb’s, Mega Bob-Omb’s, Giant Bob-Omb’s, Titian Bob-Omb’s, Colossal Bob-Omb’s, Tsar Bob-Omb’s, Hell Bob-Omb’s, Heaven Bob-Omb’s, Limbo Bob-Omb’s, Void Bob-Omb’s, Final Bob-Omb**
	+ **Missile’s:** **Every known IRL Missile’s, Cannonball’s, Spikey Cannonball’s, Magma Ball’s, Supernova Ball’s, Hypernova Ball’s, Bullet Bill’s, Banzai Bill’s, King Bill’s, Emperor Bill’s, Overlord Bill’s, Cat Bullet Bill’s, Cat Banzai Bill’s, Cat King Bill’s, Cat Emperor Bill’s, Cat Overlord Bill’s, Gold Bullet Bill’s, Gold Banzai Bill’s, Gold King Bill’s, Gold Emperor Bill’s, Gold Overlord Bill’s, Gold Cat Bullet Bill’s, Gold Cat Banzai Bill’s, Gold Cat King Bill’s, Gold Cat Emperor Bill’s, Gold Cat Overlord Bill’s**
	+ **Nuke’s: Every IRL Nuke, The Shell Slam, Kingdom Ender, Moon Buster, Earth’s Splitter, The Void’s Victim’s, Game Crasher, Marioverse Isverse Missingverse**

* **B.R.U.S.T (F.L.U.D.D, but very, Very, VERY,** **VERY fucked up)**

* **Grim Cap (Grim Reaper Cappy)**

* **Lethal Virus Pills (Dr. Mario Pills, but, well you can read can’t you)**

* **Nega Stars (Power Stars, but evil & stronger)**

* **Nega Grand Star (Grand Stars + Nega Stars + Blackholes)**

* **Blackhole-Star Rod (Corrupted Star Rod)**

* **Dread Crystal (Dream Stone & Nightmare Stone combined into one)**

* **Dark Hearts (The Not-so Pure Hearts)**

* **The Void Heart (Chaos Heart & The Void combined into one)**

* **Regular &** **Invincibility** **Power Ups**

* **Custom Power Ups**

* **Peacebreaker (Evil Zeekeeper)**

* **Bosses (Squidy, Amanda, Goomie, Bargeld)**
	+ **Squidy (A Giant, and I mean Giant, Fucking GIANT kraken like Blooper, that’s heavily armored with part’s of the** **normal Dream Stone, and Death Shell’s)**
	+ **Amanda (Big Snake [MUCH Bigger than the Titanoboa] that has her own super form called** **Amanda the Dammed that she can get after eating** **7 Toxic Skeletons on the** **Snake Hotel roof at Noon, that give’s her Hyper Death Shell armor, pure mastery of the Fire, Poison, and Electric element’s, and Reality Warping)**
	+ **Goomie (EVERY single evil Goomba in the Marioverse combined into 1, with King Goomba/Goomboss & The Goomba Boss from “Toad Strike’s Back” as a base, with abilities’s like The Blob, and Fecto Frogo)**
	+ **Bargeld (Skyscraper sized Pterodactyl that has the hydro power of** **EVERY star in the Observable Universe)**
* **N-Word**

## **Hax**

* **Glitches &** **Exploits (The BLJ, Minus World/-1, No Clipping, etc)**

* **Elemental Manipulation (Including hell fire)**

* **Soul Manipulation (Becomes billions of times stronger when using the** **BLJ)**

* **Matter Manipulation (Becomes billions of times stronger when using the** **BLJ)**

* **Code Manipulation (Becomes billions of times stronger when using the** **BLJ)**

* **Reality Warping (Becomes billions of times stronger when using the** **BLJ)**

* **Cloning**

* **Mind Control**

* **“4th Wall Awareness”**

* **Teleportation**

* **Power Up Mixing**

* **Power Up Creation**

* **Power Up Upgrading**

* **Immortality** **(All Types)**

## **Weakness**

* **Invincibility Power Ups (Metal Cap, Mega Mushroom, Mega Star, Frenzy, Invincibility Mushroom, etc can kill him if he’s not careful)**

* **Types of Women** **(This includs Futa Bowletta)**

* **Perfectionist (He always starts a batch in his “Faker Form”, If you call him out in his “Faker Form”, he will leave you alone, and move on to another batch)**

* **“Lack” of Patience (Leaves potential victim’s alone if they take to long to kill (Used to be 35 minute’s, but now it’s 64 minutes)**

* **1-Ups (They hurt him, but only a little bit)**

* **Holy Weapons (They can damage him, but not kill him)**

* **Castlevanilla No Hit playthrough’s on Twitch being played by Pokemain while doing blackface (It make’s his balls itch a lot, and he’s allergic to THOSE types of woman)**

* **Bottomless Pits (Can be used to seal him temporarily)**

* **The Sand** **(He almost died via stupid after watching it)**

# **Trivia**

* **Bisexual**

* **Femboy Real**

* **Fannon Osorkon is a Lesbian**

* **Sabrina is his Fanonical Wife**

* **Fire/Ice/Gold Flower, Metal Cap, and Carrot are Osorkons favorite Power Up’s, Fannon wise, it’s all the power up’s that turn her into a different animal + there invincible counterpart’s (this obviously also includes the carrot)**

* **Osorkon is not in the very healthy relationship with Peach\_BMC, he dose get abused, and drugged, with Peach\_BMC evening cuting herself, and burning herself to spite, but to also relieve stress in a fucked up way Osorkon, despite this, they do really love each other, but then again…**

* **Wants to become The Devil himself, but little did he know, he went even further beyond**

* **He’s color blind with Deez & Nutz**

* **His Tom & Kyle is Lucas & Winnie**

* **Trans Trouble, more like** **Lesbian Level’s** **am I right fellers**

* **Hates Death, because eventually you’ll, become forgotten, and Osorkon HATES being forgotten/undermined**

* **Favorite Horror Movie is The Thing, because it has smart protagonist’s, also body horror**

* **He simps for Jesus, because he told the truth**

* **The Reason he has an “M” on each of his glove’s in his “Advance” design’s is, because he thought it look’s cool**

* **Chaos Emerald’s** **& Super Emerald’s more like Mega Mushroom & Giga Mushroom**

## **Remix Version’s**

* **Osorkon** **(The OG)**

* **Pedubast (B-Sides)**

* **Qakare** **(C-Sides)**

* **Ramses** **(D-Sides) [Share The Same Multi-Omniverse]**

* **Segerseni (B3 Remix)**

* **Tutankhamun** **(H05 Remix) [Share The Same Multi-Omniverse]**

* **Unas** **(Neo Remix)**

* **Bakenranef (Blue Remix) [Share The Same Multi-Omniverse]**

* **Khufu (Arrow Funk)**

* **Narmer (DJX Remix) [Share The Same Multi-Omniverse]**

## **EXE Opinions**

* **Would be Friend's with Xenophanes**

* ***Laugh’s at* *PS135* *using his soul’s so much***

* **Thinks Heraclitus looks stupid**

* **“What the fuck is a J821”**

* **Shimigiami more like Sigmagyattie :troll:**

* **Likes Dreamwalker, cause he reminds him of his own adopted son**

* **Isn’t a big fan of Lord X & MX**

* **Sees other Xeno Marios as werid distant cousins**

* **Is cool with 64**

* **What the fuck is a Xoronix**

# **Gallery**

Outdated Fan-Art by Alejo G. GarciaMario Didn’t Like ThatOutdated, but AWESOME Fan-Art by FunnySoundManOsorkon (Mushroom)Osorkon (Ice Flower)Osorkon (Starman)No Rizz?Xoronix (Sonic Spin Osorkon) made by “Zavata”Vs. Mario.DOS AU Graph (Unfinalized)