Aapofian Government

## About

Update: Yes, this is stupid. But so is real-life politics. And reading what grown-up politicians write only makes you fundamentally disappointed in the current state of the world. Hopefully this makes you have fun. Yay. Bring back child labour in the political sphere.

AAPOF is a proud not-quite dictatorship! In AAPOF, votes are held for every important decision made by the government so we can make sure that we are keeping our citizens happy. The only thing you can't do is dethrone the Queen. That law was included in the Declaration of Aapofian Independence so if you're thinking about trying to vote me out of power don't because that's TREASON. All the laws of AAPOF are dictated in the Scrolls**,** which are the very foundation of AAPOF. These scrolls also include the official AAPOF: A history books which are written by the Queen. They are completely reliable only sometimes things are exaggerated to make AAPOF more fun! When a new citizen joins AAPOF, AAPOF asks them what they want to be. Since there are so many job opportunities in AAPOF if you want to be a doctor, you become ALL doctors! You become the Head of the Health and Safety department! You become all the Health and Safety department employees! That's the beauty of AAPOF. AAPOF also has the United Aapofian Nations, UAN, which includes the Queen, All Government Officials Mcpeeze, and the billionaire Agathatuber Wenny who is in charge of the microscopic Village 1. AAPOF welcomes all potential citizens! AAPOF is also a proud user of propaganda. New Scrolls/Laws are written very often. So far the Aapofian government has only declared 2 holidays, which are Founding Day on December 6th and Mcpirthday on March 3rd. The latter was announced via a very popular bookwhich won the AAPOF Non-Fiction Book Award. On Founding Day the government gave everyone special aapofian products and souvenirs. AAPOF also encourages freedom of religion! That's how Jarvis Wenny was able to start the extremely unpopular cult-religion Jarvisism which supports it's follower(s, if they ever get any) superiority over others and Jarvis as the Divine Prophet and 'God'. AAPOF has also been called a 'cult' by the mother of the Queen but we prefer the term not-quite cult! It's like how AAPOF is not quite a country or not quite a real thing YET. AAPOF is officially a diverse community and a benevolent dictatorship. Benevolent dictatorships have actually been hailed as the BEST type of government so the UN really should start accepting AAPOF as a prime example to all other countries and as an actual real country! But for *now* we stay a micronation.

Screen Shot 2017-04-14 at 9.35.34 pm.pngThe Declaration of Aapofian Independence being signedThe Petition that made AAPOF realSouvenir MugSouvenir T-ShirtDeluxe PostcardSouvenir EraserSouvenir Pencil
## The Military

The Aapofian military is very strong and has NEVER lost any battle! There has only been one battle though, but still! The military is led by the outstanding General Mcpeeze who worked with Detective Lavender to win the Battle of the Smiggle Water Bottle! The military also works on fighting against the numerous rebel attacks led by the Rebel Jayci. General Mcpeeze is also Admiral Mcpilot of the Air Force and Captain Mcocean of the Navy

Screen Shot 2017-04-14 at 8.56.49 pm.pngMilitary PosterScreen Shot 2017-04-14 at 8.56.59 pm.pngThe Battle of the Smiggle WaterbottleScreen Shot 2017-04-16 at 4.21.07 pm.pngGeneral Mcpeeze

## The FBAI/CAIA

In order to defeat the Rebel Jayci, who rebels against the proud nation of AAPOF and all that it stands for, the Aapofian government formed the Federal Bureau of Aapofian Investigation and the Central Aapofian Intelligence Agency which are sort-of parodies of the FBI and the CIA. The FBAI and the CAIA have an evidence archive with things such as the Rebel's handwriting and an active spy force. They have succeeded in all their missions, especially a top secret one that will help AAPOF defeat the Rebel Jayci for GOOD! All spies are equipped with spy IDs so they can arrest people and prove they are spies when undercover.

Screen Shot 2017-04-16 at 4.15.58 pm.pngNewspaper clipping about the FBAI and the CAIAScreen Shot 2017-04-16 at 4.20.57 pm.pngThe Rebel Jayci’s Target Photo