The Twiggler

> "I Am The Twiggler! And You Suck!" -The Twigglers Famous Line.
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His Theme is Pico Neo Version Instrumental From Friday Night Funkin Neo.

"I Am The Twiggler! And You Suck!"

Running away from his Problems

## Biography/Origin

One Fateful Day a Blu Scout said. "I REALLY WANNA PISS PEOPLE OFF!" he bought his clothes and gun and now this guy exists...

The Twiggler Is just stupid He hates everyone and everything Except himself of course.

## Appearance

The Twiggler is Blu Scout Sporting a Strange set of Goggles. Blu Long Sleeve Turtle Neck with Pirate Pants. "Most likely Bought at POOTIS.R.YOU!" he also wields a nail gun.

## Personality and Behavior

The Twiggler is an Annoyance Escape him any chance you have. he will stop at nothing to fuck you over in the worst way possible any time any were.

## Powers and Abilities

The Twiggler Has Three Powers.

* Nail Gun
* Being Really Fucking Annoying
* Running away from his Problems

## Faults and Weaknesses

The Twiggler has one Weakness.

* Anything

## List Of Crimes Offenses And War Crimes Committed By The Twiggler

The Twiggler Is a Fellow Prone to Committing crimes and other things so this is a List of At least all of the Things he as done.

1. he has stolen from people on SEVERAL Occasions.
2. he has Killed his own engineer by Kicking him in the crotch then letting him drown under a sink.
3. he has blown up several buildings Including but not limited to: "Stores" "Schools" "Warehouses" "Homes" "Bunkers" "CTF Zones" "Mines" "Etc".
4. he has Tripped Many People up & Down stairs.
5. he glued someone's hand to a hand rail.
6. he put thumbtacks on a toilet seat.
7. he put thumbtacks in someone's coffee.
8. he killed a team member without remorse.
9. he Left a Battle with a WHT Blargineer in Blu Sewer. Leaving his teammates to die at the hands of a WHT Blargineer & Ranger Demoman.
10. Screamed Shouted Tossed Books around and did some "Other" Un-Speak able things in a public Library.
11. He Farted in a Bar Near several drunk idiots who then fought each-other.
12. He Once Decided to Declare him self Normal in front of a crowd of Blu's. but this was lie since he actually said fuck you guys and pissed on a heavy's sandwich instead.
13. he shit into a engineers tool box.
14. he ate several sandwiches from heavy's
15. he put sticks inside of rocket launchers back firing and killing soldiers.
16. he hot glued snipers glasses to his bed stand.
17. he swapped someone's bonk for Jarate.
18. he Released a fake trailer for a movie in 2fort.
19. For Some reason decided to Try and eat a Engineers Wrench then puked and gave up.
20. He Drank a Demos beer.
21. Stole Spy's Disguise Kit.
22. Taunted after some kills.
23. gave a FP2 Cheats and got him banned.
24. Went to a hospital and unplugged several Life Supports.
25. Robbed a bank to pay for some Candy.
26. Smashed Peoples Pumpkins
27. Loaded Guns with nerf bullets.
28. Painted himself for someone who wanted their self painted.
29. Ate Paper and cried somewere.
30. Stole Transplant Organs.
31. Ate a Shoe and Cried.
32. Ate a Pillow and Cried.
33. Cried into the floor since he ate said pillow.
34. Got Banned from Contests since he'd Cheat.
35. Got Banned For LIFE from Library's.
36. Stole Someone's Bike
37. Gave Someone a potato for Christmas then slapped them afterward.
38. Abused a Can of Bonk till it blew up and Shot a Soldiers Eye out.
39. Drank 50 cans of soda and Vomited all over Engineers Dispenser.
40. Puked on Several Spy's Soldiers & Engineers.
41. Pushed a Civilian Over.
42. Put Saran Wrap over a Toilet.
43. broke into someone's house and stayed for 24 Hours.
44. Ate Someone's Pizza WHOLE.
45. Scratched Someone's Dishes
46. Stepped on Somebody's Shoes.
47. Rubbed a fork on a Plate in a Church and Screamed "ENGINEER GAMING!".
48. Got Engineer Gaming's First Beta Account Banned From Badlands.Net.
49. Smoked in a no Smoking Area.
50. Burned a house Down.
51. Pissed off a cliff onto some reds.
52. Fucked with Freaks He shouldn't have.
53. Ruined The Engineer Family's Picnic.
54. Killed a YLO Civilian For Fun.
55. Stole a Civilians Drip.
56. Destroyed a Scouts Epic Shoes.
57. Slapped a engineer just for fun.
58. Tricked Wizo The Wizard into Committing a Crime.
59. Ate An Apple and laughed at a medic.
60. Reset Someone's Pc to Factory Settings.
61. Shot A Barrel of Strange Liquid Onto a Wounded Red Soldier.
62. Stole Pirate Hats.
63. Existed in Places he shouldn't be.
64. Hit Someone with a car.
65. Got his drivers License taken so he stole a car.
66. Kicked some heavy's in the face.
67. Blew up 5Fort.
68. Resurrected a lemon?.
69. Invented The "KILL YOURSELF INATIOR" that killed several people.
70. Stashed a can of Blue Play Doh inside a Really Secure Bank.
71. Created an Alternate Dimension were Nazis existed and were living Talking Zombies that ran Jobs and Economy's.
72. Tweaked Some Cars to explode on using the Breaks.
73. Created a Strange Drug that would make Someone Hallucinate The Black Mesa Incident But Really Weird and Shitty.
74. Made a Statue Wheelchair.
75. Created a Small World Were everything was Blocks.
76. Created a Mold Virus.
77. Persuaded a Government man into trapping a Soldier in Time until someone comes back to him.
78. Created a Ray Gun that Droops instead of fires.
79. Killed a Scout with a Bonk Overdose.
80. Unleashed Three Floating Robots to haunt MVM\_Decoy.
81. Accidently Created A Giant Zombie Spy but then trapped him in an alternate Dimension.
82. Created to Un-named Monsters that existed on 2fort but disappeared.
83. Created a Comic about Robots & Friend-Ship Issues.
84. Thought of a Virus but never made it.
85. Outlined a Fake Body to prank cops.
86. Killed a Blue Hair Woman's Friend in a Diner and blamed it on the mafia.
87. Created a Simulation of Humans VS. Mannequins.
88. Created several Tar Humans and let them loose in a desert.
89. Stayed up past his bedtime as a kid.
90. Hired a Scientist to Cremate People.
91. Hired a Scientist to Vibe Check People.
92. Created Small Crab Creatures.
93. Made a Bunch of Monsters Eat at a Diner.
94. Created RGB Cops but never did anything with them.
95. Made a huge biomass but then Covered it up by burning it all not after killing many soldiers in the process.
96. Created a Strange Regenerating Creature.
97. Mutated Several People.
98. Covered Someone in Ink.
99. Cut the Power to someone's House.
100. Decided to Eat a Raw Egg and Cried.
101. Shot a nail in an ORG Snipers leg then middle finger then shot a ORG Engineer in the head with one.