Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series Theme Song

The ***Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series Theme Song*** is the theme song heard in many *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series* episodes. In the 1986-1998 VHS/DVD versions, the song is performed by Professor Owl, his students, and Bertie Birdbrain, reusing footage from vintage animated shorts *Melody* and *Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom* and the *Walt Disney Presents* episode, *Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom*. In episodes 41-50, the song was performed by Sebastian, reusing footage from many films from the Disney Animated Canon.

## Lyrics

* Original Version
* ''Let's Go to Disneyland Paris''
* When You Wish Upon A Star
* 2020 Version
* New Version
* Episode 92 (A.K.A. The Interrupted-ness Version)
* Episodes 93 & 94
* Soul - It's All Right Version
* Episodes 96 Version
* Turning Red - Nobody Like U: Circle of Life 3 (A.K.A. Mattmily - The True Red Panda Lullaby Ballad Of How I Always Love You: Circle of Life: The Final Chapter) Version

**Professor Owl:** Is everybody ready?

**Students:** *To sing-along!*

**Professor Owl:** *With Disney Songs!*

**The Canary Sisters:** A Disney Sing-Along!

**Professor Owl:** Now you at home can sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

We will play every note so you can sing-along.

**Students:** Join right in, sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing-along.

**Bertie Birdbrain:** *But I don't know all the songs.*

**Professor Owl:** We'll make sure you can't go wrong!

**Girl Students:** Sing-along, one and all...

Follow the bouncing ball!

**Professor Owl:** You'll find out before you're done.

Music's fun for everyone.

**Everyone:** Join right in, sing-along

With Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series!

**Professor Owl:** *Is everybody ready?*

**Students:** *To sing-along!*

**Professor Owl:** *With Disney Songs!*

**The Canary Sisters:** A Disney Sing-Along!

**Professor Owl:** Now you out there can sing-along

With your favorite Disney song.

We will play every note so you can sing-along.

**Students:** Join right in, sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing-along.

**Bertie Birdbrain:** *But I don't know all the words.*

**Professor Owl:** We'll make sure you can't go wrong!

**Girl Students:** Sing-along, everyone...

Join in all the fun!

**Professor Owl:** You'll find out before you're done.

Music's fun for everyone.

**Everyone:** Join right in and sing-along

With *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

**Jiminy Cricket:**

When you wish upon a star,

Makes no difference who you are

Anything your heart desires

Will come to you

If your heart is in your dream,

No request is too extreme

When you wish upon a star

As dreamers do

**Chorus:**

Fate is kind

She brings to those who love

The sweet fulfillment of

Their secret longing...

Now you at home can sing along

Sing your very favorite song

We'll play for you every note, so you can sing-along.

Join right in and sing-along

Sing your favorite - sing it strong!

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing along.

And if you don't know all the songs,

We'll make sure you can't go wrong.

Sing-along, one and all!

Just follow the bouncing ball!

**Jiminy Cricket:**

You'll find out before you're done that music's fun for everyone

So join right in, sing-along with *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

And like a bolt out of the blue,

Fate steps in and sees you through...

**Chorus:**

When you wish upon a star

Your dreams.. come... true!

You'll find your dreams come true!

**Sebastian:** *(spoken)* Hey, everybody, get ready!

*(sung)* Now you at home can sing along

Sing your very favorite song

We'll play for you every note, so you can sing-along.

Join right in and sing-along

Sing your favorite - sing it strong!

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing along.

And if you don't know all the songs,

We'll make sure you can't go wrong.

Sing-along, one and all!

Just follow the bouncing ball!

*(with chorus)*

You'll find out before you're done that music's fun for everyone

So join right in, sing-along with all these Sing-Along Songs!

*(spoken)* Thank you, thank you.

**Everyone:** *(sung)* We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

In our mine the whole day through

To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

Is what we like to do

It ain't no trick to get rich quick

If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick

In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!

Where a million diamonds shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

From early morn till night

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up

Everything in sight

We dig up diamonds by the score

A thousand rubies, sometimes more

Though we don't know what we dig 'em for

We dig dig dig a-dig dig

**Josh B. Lucas Anderson**: *(spoken)* Apprentice, did you do the last homework?

**Ryan Wilson Anderson**: *(spoken)* Yes, I did.

**Josh B. Lucas Anderson**: *(spoken)* Professor Owl, go tell Wade Disney and Viva Leigh you're not for hire anymore and persuade the others to retire until further notice.

**Everyone:** *(sung)* Heigh Ho (x7)

Now they at home can sing along

They may sing their very favorite song

We'll play for them every note, so they can sing-along.

They may join right in and sing-along

they may sing their favorite - they'll sing it strong!

Once they've heard every word

They'll want to sing along.

And if they don't know all the songs,

We'll make sure they can't go wrong.

They'll Sing-along, one and all!

(That's them)

they may follow the bouncing ball!

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go

They'll now sing songs all day long

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

And if they're feeling low

They'll never have to go wrong again

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho hum

**Wade Disney**: I'd like to dance and tap my feet

But they won't keep in rhythm

I washed them both today and I done doing nothing with 'em

So, after you Madame.

**Viva LeStein:** I met a polecat who's up a tree

Way out upon a limb

And after he got the best of me

They got the worst of him

**Everyone:** *(sung)* Ho hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

**Wade Disney:** Whistle while you work

**Viva LeStein:** Put on that grin and start right in to whistle loud and long

**Wade Disney:** Just hum a merry tune

**Viva LeStein:** Just do your best and then take a rest and sing yourself a song

**Wade Disney:** When there's too much to do

**Wade Disney and** **Viva LeStein:** Don't let it bother you, forget your troubles

**Wade Disney and** **Viva LeStein:** Try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee

**Wade Disney:** And whistle while you work

**Viva LeStein:** Come on get smart, tune up and start

**Wade Disney and** **Viva LeStein:** To whistle while you work

**Ryan Wilson Anderson**: *(spoken)* What are you acting like? Some sort of eagle or vulture?

**Josh B. Lucas Anderson:** *(spoken)* Well, that happened on one of every single Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah day. Now that's the kind of day when you have no voice without a song jump right out of it.

*(sung)* Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

My oh my what a wonderful day

Plenty of sunshine headed my way

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder

It's the truth

It's actual

Everything is satisfactual

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

Wonderful feeling

Wonderful day

Think of a wonderful thought,

Any merry little thought,

Think of Christmas, think of snow, think of sleigh bells,

Off you go, like reindeer in the sky!

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!!!

Think of the happiest things,

It's the same as having wings,

Take a path that moonbeams make,

If the moon is still awake,

You'll see him wink his eye (ohh...)

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!!!

Off you go with a Hi and Ho

With the stars beyond the blue

There's a Never Land waiting for you

Where all your happy dreams come true

Every dream that you dream will come true

When there's a smile in your heart

There's no better time to start

Think of all the joy you'll find

When you leave the world behind

And bid your fears good-bye

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

When there's a smile in your heart

There's no better time to start

Think of all the joy you'll find

When you leave the world behind

And bid your fears good-bye

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Old Mother Nature's recipes

That brings the bare necessities of life

One minute, I'm in Central Park

Then I'm down on Delancey Street

Said, from the Bowery to St. Mark's

There's a syncopated beat

I said whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

I'm street-wise

I can improvise

I said whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

I'm street-smart

I've got New York City heart

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

I may not have a dime

But I got street savoir-faire

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

It's just be-bopulation

And I got street savoir-faire

The rhythm of the city

But once you get it down

Said, you can own this town

You can wear the crown

Why should I worry?

Tell me, why should I care?

Say, I may not have a dime

But, oh, I got street savoir-faire

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

It's just doo-wopulation

And I got street savoir-faire

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake.

You dream about going up there,

But that is a big mistake.

Just look at the world around you,

Right here on the ocean floor.

Such wonderful things surround you.

What more is you looking for?

Under the sea,

Under the sea.

Darling, it's better down where it's wetter,

Take it from me!

Up on the shore they work all day,

Out in the sun they slave away.

While we devoting, full-time to floating,

Under the sea!

Each little snail here know how to wail here,

That's why it's hotter under the water!

Yeah, we in luck here down in the muck here

Under the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears

It's a world of hopes and a world of fears

There's so much that we share

That it's time we're aware

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun

And a smile means friendship to everyone

Though the mountains divide

And the oceans are wide

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

With tuppence for paper and strings

You can have your own set of wings

With your feet on the ground

You're a bird in a flight

With your fist holding tight

To the string of your kite

Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height!

Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite!

**Londoners:**

Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height!

Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite!

And be... our... guest! Be our guest!

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin around your neck, chérie

And we'll provide the rest

Soupe du jour, hot hors-d'œuvres

Why, we only live to serve?

Try the grey stuff, It's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

They can sing! They can dance!

After all, Miss, this is France!

And the dinner here is never second best!

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll be our guest

Oui, our guest! Be our guest!

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, pie and pudding "en flambé"

We'll prepare and serve with flair, a culinary cabaret!

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining!

We tell jokes, I do tricks!

With my fellow candlesticks

**Chorus:**

And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

Come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass

To be our guest

**Lumiere:**

If you're stressed, It's fine dining we suggest!

**Chorus**:

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

**Simba:**

I'm gonna be a mighty king

So enemies, beware

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

**Simba:**

I'm gonna be the main event

Like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm working on my ROAR

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

**Simba:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

**Zazu:** (spoken)

You have rather a long way to go, young master

If you think...

**Simba:**

No one saying, "Do this"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Now when I said that, I...

**Nala:**

No one saying, "Be there"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

What I meant was...

**Simba:**

No one saying, "Stop that"

**Simba and Nala:**

No one saying, "See here"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Now see here!

**Simba:**

Free to run around all day

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Well, that's definitely out...

**Simba:**

Free to do it all my way!

**Zazu:**

I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart

**Nala:**

Kings don't need advice

From little hornbills for a start

**Zazu:**

If this is where the monarchy is headed

Count me out!

Out of service, out of Africa

I wouldn't hang about!

This child is getting wildly out of wing

Simba!

**Simba:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

*(instrumental)*

**Simba:**

Everybody look left

**Nala:**

Everybody look right

**Simba:**

Everywhere you look I'm...

**Simba and Nala:**

Standing in the spotlight

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Not yet!

**Nala and Chorus:**

Let every creature go for broke and sing

Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing

It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling

**Simba and Chorus:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

**Nala and Chorus:**

Oh, he just can't wait to be king

**Simba, Nala, and Chorus:**

Oh I just can't wait to be king... (Just can't wait..)

**Phil Collins:**

And tell everybody I'm on my way

New friends and new places to see

With blue skies ahead

Yes, I'm on my way

And there's nowhere else that I'd rather be

Tell everybody I'm on my way

And I'm loving every step I take

With the sun beating down

Yes, I'm on my way

And I can't keep this smile off my face

Cause there's nothing like seeing each other again

No matter what the distance between

And the stories that we tell will make you smile

Oh it really lifts my heart

So tell 'em all I'm on my way

New friends and new places to see

And to sleep under the stars

Who could ask for more

With the moon keeping watch over me

Not the snow and not the rain

Can change my mind

The sun will come out, wait and see

And the feeling of the wind in your face

Can lift your heart

Oh there's no where I would rather be

'Cause I'm on my way now-

Well and truly

I'm on my way now

(I'm on my way now)

*(repeat)*

Tell everybody I'm on my way

I just can't wait to be there

With blue skies ahead yes

I'm on my way

And nothing but good times to share

So tell everybody I'm on my way

And I just can't wait to be home

With the sun beating down yes

I'm on my way

And nothing but good times to show

I'm on my way

Yes, I'm on my way!

I know a place

Pretty as pie

Out where the riverbend hits up with the end of the sky

It's left of Nebraska and over a crest

On a little patch of heaven way out West

Ev'rything's green

Know what I mean?

Darlin', it's quite the sweetest sight thatcha ever done seen

Ain't nothin' much out there, just life at its best

On a little patch of heaven way out West

Bees by the dozen are buzzin' real peaceful

Ev'ry bluebonnet

Doggone it, smells nice

Even the tumblin' tumbleweed

Slows down to match your speed

On my tiny half-an-acre of paradise...

Ev'ry which way

Buttercups sway

Out on the hills, the daffodils are enjoyin' the day

What could be better than settin' to rest

On a little Patch of heaven way out West?

Hummin' birds flutter in utter contentment

Ev'ry darn daisy feels lazy, you bet

Even the skeeters an' the fleas say, "May I", "Thanks" and "Please"

Why, it's just as close to perfect as you can get!

Darlin', I swear

Once you've been there

There ain't a view beneath the blue that could ever compare

The only thing missin' is you as my guest

On a little patch of heaven way out West

Why don't you come visit?

There's room in the nest

On that little patch of heaven way out West!

Here I go

Uh, ooh, woo!

Back up! Uh-oh! Watch out! Uh

You done wound me up!

'Bout to show you what I'm workin' with, uh

Well, Ali Baba he had them forty thieves

Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales

But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

All you gotta do is rub that lamp

And then I'll say

Mister- man, what's your name? Whatever,

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maître d’!

Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

We pride ourselves on service

You the boss

The king, the shah

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"

Try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

Oh! Unh!

It’s the big part, watch out!

It’s the big part, oh!

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this outta they little hat?

Can your friends go...?

(I'm the genie of the lamp)

(I can sing, rap, dance, if you give a chance, oh!)

Don't sit there buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So whatcha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

All you gotta do is rub like so

Mister...

"Aladdin"

Yes, have a wish or two or three

Well I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never (never)

Had a (had a)

Friend (friend)

Like (like) me

*(with chorus)*

You'll find out before you're done that music's fun for everyone

So join right in, sing-along with *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

**Everyone:** *(sung)*

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

In our mine the whole day through

To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

Is what we like to do

It ain't no trick to get rich quick

If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick

In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!

Where a million diamonds shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

From early morn till night

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up

Everything in sight

We dig up diamonds by the score

A thousand rubies, sometimes more

Though we don't know what we dig 'em for

We dig dig dig a-dig dig

(Meanwhile at BabyFirst TV Studio...)

**Jane Brady:** (Spoken)

Lexi Orosco, what are you doing up there?

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

To the secret lab.

(The Brady Team walks in.)

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Pull the lever.

**Marlon:** (Spoken)

Pull the lever?!?! But I never even heard of that command of yours.

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Well, wait and see this instant.

**Marlon:** (Spoken)

Yes Ma'm.

(Marlon pulls the lever and Team Brady screams out loud.)

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Welcome to my secret lab and if I have to win the Oscar in 2023, I'll have to take all matters into my own hands.

**Mop Top:** (Spoken)

That's good.

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

BabyFirst TV will join forces with Baby Einstein immediately. Production will be wrapped soon and Rosalie and I are sure to win. TAKE COVER!!!!

(Team Brady screams out loud.)

**Mandeline Orosco:** (Spoken)

Now I know what toasted marshmallow looks, tastes, smells and feels like.

**Baby Blossom:** (Spoken)

Lexi Orosco, Honest Cupcake Rainbow is here to see you.

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Good. Send him in.

**Baby Blossom:** (Spoken)

The big boss will see you now.

**Honest Cupcake Rainbow:** (Spoken)

Hello, I'm Cupcake Rainbow and these are my assistant Tagger, Dan, and Boom-Boom.

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Awww, How cute.

**Jane Brady:** (Spoken)

Uh, where do we look to find Rosalie.

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Atlanta, Georgia.

**Jane Brady:** (Spoken)

Okay, thanks.

(Team Brady walks away from Lexi to find the answer.)

Honest Cupcake Rainbow: (Spoken)

Then come on Atlanta, Georgia.

(Sung) Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee. It's Atlanta, Georgia for me!

A high silk hat, and a silver cane

A watch of gold, with a diamond chain

Hi-Diddle-Dee-Day That is a gay idea.

It's great to be a tourist there.

It's Atlanta, Georgia for me!

Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dum. Atlanta, Georgia is fun!

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Huh? Attention Einstein Pests, time to die.

(Mimsy and Violet eat the Goo-Gaa Berries).

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

Hey you Mimsnacks, don't eat those Goo-Gaa berries. You what they'll do to you.

(Washing Up, Ed Kalnins: Mimsy and Violet get clean and turn back to Goo-Goo and Gaa-Gaa and hatch afterwards.)

**Lexi Orosco:** (Spoken)

I told you that happened!!!! Now I'm gonna cook those Goo-Gaas.

(The Banana Splits & The Bradys meet up.)

**Jane Brady:** (Spoken)

You have $5 for a trip there.

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

Five WHAT?!?!?!?!

**Jane Brady:** (Spoken)

You gonna let me and look inside like a bomb?

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

What's the scoop anyway?

**Mrs. Herman:** (Spoken)

Well, "Baby's First Sounds: Discoveries For Little Ears" is the real deal.

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

What's special about this movie?

**Mrs. Herman:** (Spoken)

The directors, the producers, I got exclusive lithographs I brought from the movie and I always hope they'll very good care of Baby Herman soon.

**Snorky:** (Spoken)

Honk x3 ("Turning Red" is going to win anyway.)

**Mrs. Herman:** (Spoken)

Ha, if "Turning Red" beats "Baby's First Sounds: Discoveries For Little Ears", Baby Herman is going back to Science Lab to die and I'll take a vacation and move to Orlando, Florida and last it last forever and let my job be in Orlando, Florida, pick the sleeping rose, move to Orlando, Florida, go to my room, go to bed and go Sleepy Night Night.

**Rosalie Orosco:** (Spoken)

Ding-a-ling, ding-a-lings.

**Bingo:** (Spoken)

Uh oh, it's Rosalie Orosco!!!!

**Drooper:** (Spoken)

 Who has been possessed!!!!

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

Oh, c'mon fellas. Remember how we met her?

**Bingo:** (Spoken)

Yeah.

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

Okay Okay!!!! We're the Banana Splits.

(Fleegle turns to Rosalie Orosco and greets her.)

**Rosalie Orosco:** (Spoken)

You are me and Lexi's only hope to keep production going.

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

You mean can we be excused? We gotta take all the good care of Julie Clark.

**Rosalie Orosco:** (Spoken)

Oh c'mon Rosalie, get us out of here!!!! It's always so much better this way.

(Rosalie Orosco throws them out prompting them to be excused.)

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

And we Banana Splits have been excused once again.

**Julie Clark:** (Spoken)

Hi I'm Julie Clark.

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

Hey, Julie Clark how's it going?

**Julie Clark:** (Spoken)

It's going great how are you?

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

Good.

**Julie Clark:** (Spoken)

Great. And how can I help you?

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

We want to show around the world please.

**Julie Clark:** (Spoken)

Sure, you will but as for perfect...

That's just not easy anymore.

(Sung) Girl, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy

But it's me

When one knows the world is watching

One does what one must

Some minor adjustments, darling

Not for my vanity, but for humanity

Each little step a pose

See how the breeding shows, uh!

Sometimes it's too much

For even me!

But when all the world says, "Yes"

Then who am I to say "No"?

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl

No, girl, you need a pro

Not a flea or a flaw

Take a peek at that paw

La dee da da

Perfection becomes me, n'est-ce pas?

Unrivaled, unruffled

I'm beauty unleashed, yeah

Jaws drop, hearts stop

So classic and classy; we're not talking Lassie

And ahh! Ahh! Ooh!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ruff ruff ruff! Ow!

Though many covet my bone and bowl

They're barking up the wrong tree

You pretty pups all over the city

I have your hearts and you have my pity

Pretty is nice, but still

It's just pretty

Perfect, my dears

Is me!

**Julie Clark:** (Spoken)

Okay, so let's do it.

**Fleegle:** (Spoken)

Great! Okay this is it.

(Washing Up, Ed Kalnins: The Banana Splits take good care of and sometimes overhear her and devise a plan of their own to sabotage Julie Clark for the 95th Academy Awards. / Julie Clark wakes up famished and devours all of Pleasure Island's foods after when she is finally left in Pleasure Island to rest. Lexi & Rosalie Orosco get thrown out into the sea.)

(Meanwhile at Krikorian (several days later; March 11, 2022), With the news of the death of the theatrical release of "Turning Red" still fresh on the minds of Americans, Clay Orosco took advantage and hosted a gala ostensibly in honor of the fallen theatrical release of "Turning Red".)

**Mrs. Herman:** (Spoken)

Ha, told you this film can make it, couldn't handle the Oscars this year, not even 2023.

**Jane Brady:** (Spoken)

This movie will be here.

**Mandeline Orosco:** (Spoken)

Yeah, get ready to pick the sleeping rose, move to Orlando, Florida, go to your room, go to bed, go Sleepy Night Night so you can die, and you'll never have to wake up ever again.

**Clay Orosco:** (Spoken)

And anything goes fools so our feature presentation has arrived.

**Mrs. Herman:** (Spoken)

Ohh, Baby Herman that is so the last straw!!!! that is so more of the last straw than anything is so ever to be the last straw.

(Everybody cheers for Jane Brady.)

**Clay Orosco:** (Spoken)

So, for our feature presentation from Disney and Pixar, "Turning Red".

**Winston Disney:** (Spoken)

Wait! there's more so here's the newcomer, "Baby's First Sounds: Discoveries For Little Ears".

**The Banana Splits:** (Spoken)

Oh no.

**Honest Cupcake Rainbow:** (Spoken)

Where can I buy me some children.

(Everybody cheers for Meilin Orosco.)

(One year later...)

**Everyone:** *(sung)* Heigh Ho (x7)

Now they at home can sing along

They may sing their very favorite song

We'll play for them every note, so they can sing-along.

They may join right in and sing-along

they may sing their favorite - they'll sing it strong!

Once they've heard every word

They'll want to sing along.

And if they don't know all the songs,

We'll make sure they can't go wrong.

They'll Sing-along, one and all!

(That's them)

they may follow the bouncing ball!

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go

They'll now sing songs all day long

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

And if they're feeling low

They'll never have to go wrong again

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho hum

**Wade Disney**: I'd like to dance and tap my feet

But they won't keep in rhythm

I washed them both today and I done doing nothing with 'em

So, after you Madame.

**Viva LeStein:** I met a polecat who's up a tree

Way out upon a limb

And after he got the best of me

They got the worst of him

**Everyone:** *(sung)* Ho hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

**Wade Disney:** Whistle while you work

**Viva LeStein:** Put on that grin and start right in to whistle loud and long

**Wade Disney:** Just hum a merry tune

**Viva LeStein:** Just do your best and then take a rest and sing yourself a song

**Wade Disney:** When there's too much to do

**Wade Disney and** **Viva LeStein:** Don't let it bother you, forget your troubles

**Wade Disney and** **Viva LeStein:** Try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee

**Wade Disney:** And whistle while you work

**Viva LeStein:** Come on get smart, tune up and start

**Wade Disney and** **Viva LeStein:** To whistle while you work

**Ryan Wilson Anderson**: *(spoken)* What are you acting like? Some sort of eagle or vulture?

**Josh B. Lucas Anderson:** *(spoken)* Well, that happened on one of every single Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah day. Now that's the kind of day when you have no voice without a song jump right out of it.

*(sung)* Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

My oh my what a wonderful day

Plenty of sunshine headed my way

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder

It's the truth

It's actual

Everything is satisfactual

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

Wonderful feeling

Wonderful day

Think of a wonderful thought,

Any merry little thought,

Think of Christmas, think of snow, think of sleigh bells,

Off you go, like reindeer in the sky!

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!!!

Think of the happiest things,

It's the same as having wings,

Take a path that moonbeams make,

If the moon is still awake,

You'll see him wink his eye (ohh...)

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!!!

Off you go with a Hi and Ho

With the stars beyond the blue

There's a Never Land waiting for you

Where all your happy dreams come true

Every dream that you dream will come true

When there's a smile in your heart

There's no better time to start

Think of all the joy you'll find

When you leave the world behind

And bid your fears good-bye

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Old Mother Nature's recipes

That brings the bare necessities of life

One minute, I'm in Central Park

Then I'm down on Delancey Street

Said, from the Bowery to St. Mark's

There's a syncopated beat

I said whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

I'm street-wise

I can improvise

I said whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

I'm street-smart

I've got New York City heart

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

I may not have a dime

But I got street savoir-faire

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

It's just be-bopulation

And I got street savoir-faire

The rhythm of the city

But once you get it down

Said, you can own this town

You can wear the crown

Why should I worry?

Tell me, why should I care?

Say, I may not have a dime

But, oh, I got street savoir-faire

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

It's just doo-wopulation

And I got street savoir-faire

(**Clay Orosco:**: Here are the nominees for best animated film. "*Strange World*", Don Hall and Roy Conli. "*Turning Red*", Domee Shi and Lindsey Collins.

**Mrs. Herman:** (Spoken)

Ohh, Baby Herman that is so the last straw!!!! that is so more of the last straw than anything is so ever to be the last straw.

(**Clay Orosco:**: "*The Bad Guys*", Pierre Perifel, Damon Ross, and Rebecca Huntley. "'**Lightyear'**", Angus MacLane and Galyn Susman. "*Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: Part One*", Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson, Phil Lord, and Christopher Miller. "*Fantasia 3025*", Pete Docter and Kristina Reed.)

(Soon, the walls show the pattern and hypnotizes everyone.)

**Sebastian:** The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake.

They dream about you going home,

You always thought that is a big mistake.

Well just look at the world around you,

Right here on the ocean floor.

Such wonderful things surround you.

What more is you looking for?

(Spoken): Well, Earth-19999 is your home?

Under the sea,

Under the sea.

Darling, it's better down where it's wetter,

Take it from me!

Up on the shore they work and play all day,

That is a good thing to say.

While we devoting, full-time to floating,

Under the sea!

Each little snail here know how to wail here,

That's why it's hotter under the water!

Yeah, we in luck here down in the muck here

Under the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears

It's a world of hopes and a world of fears

There's so much that we share

That it's time we're aware

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun

And a smile means friendship to everyone

Though the mountains divide

And the oceans are wide

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

With tuppence for paper and strings

You can have your own set of wings

With your feet on the ground

You're a bird in a flight

With your fist holding tight

To the string of your kite

Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height!

Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite!

**Londoners:**

Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height!

Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite...

**Lumiere:**

And be... our... guest! Be our guest!

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin around your neck, chérie

And we'll provide the rest

Soupe du jour, hot hors-d'œuvres

Why, we only live to serve?

Try the grey stuff, It's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

They can sing! They can dance!

After all, Miss, this is France!

And the dinner here is never second best!

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll be our guest

Oui, our guest! Be our guest!

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, pie and pudding "en flambé"

We'll prepare and serve with flair, a culinary cabaret!

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining!

We tell jokes, I do tricks!

With my fellow candlesticks

**Chorus:**

And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

Come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass

To be our guest

**Lumiere:**

If you're stressed, It's fine dining we suggest!

**Chorus**:

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

**Wade Disney:** (Spoken)

What's that? The marriage is today? Great Dad!

**Viva Leigh:** (Spoken)

We'll get there as soon as we can.

Chorus: Make way for Prince Ali!

Say hey! It’s Prince Ali!

**Winston Disney:** (Sung) Hey! Clear the way in the old bazaar

Hey you! Let us through! It’s a brand new star!

Oh come, be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way! Here he comes!

Ring bells! Bang the drums!

You’re gonna love

**Wade Disney:** Me!

Prince Wade! Fabulous he!

Prince Disney

Show some respect, boy, genuflect, down on one knee!

Now, try your best to stay calm

Brush up your Friday salaam

Then come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Wade! Mighty is he!

Prince Disney

Strong as ten regular men, definitely!

He’s faced the galloping hordes

A hundred bad guys with swords

Who sent those goons to their lords?

Why, Prince Wade!

Fellas, he’s got…

Men: He's got seventy-five golden camels (Winston Disney: Don't they look lovely, Violet?)

Women: Purple peacocks, he's got fifty-three (Violet Leigh: Fabulous, Honey. I love the feathers.)

Genie: When it comes to exotic-type mammals

Has he got a zoo?

I'm telling you,

Chorus: It's a world-class menagerie

**Winston:** Prince Ali! Handsome is he, (Harem Girls: There’s no question this Ali’s alluring)

Prince Disney (Never ordinary, never boring)

That physique! How can I speak? (Everything about that man)

Weak at the knee, you yummy boy! (Just plain impresses)

Well, get on out in that square (He’s a winner, he’s a whiz, a wonder)

Adjust your veil and prepare (He’s about to pull my heart asunder)

To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali, oops (And I absolutely love the way he dresses!)

Chorus: He’s got ninety-five white Persian monkeys

Winston: He got the monkeys, a bunch of monkeys

Chorus: And to view them he charges no fee

Women: He’s generous, so generous

Chorus: He’s got ten-thousand servants and flunkies

Proud to work for him!

They bow to his whim love serving him

They’re just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

Prince A-

Genie: We're waiting for you! We're not going 'til you go! You can do it! There it is!

Everyone:

Prince Ali!

Amorous he! Ali Ababwa

Genie: Heard your princess was hot! Where is she?

And that, good people, is why he got all cute and dropped by

Chorus: With sixty elephants, llamas galore (Genie: For real!?)

With his bears and lions, a brass band and more (Genie: What?)

With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers

His birds that warble on key

Genie and Chorus: Make way for Prince A-

**Rita Ella Disney:** (Spoken)

Everyone get out. Everyone get out of there immediately at all times and costs.

(Everyone gets terrorized by Wade Disney by accident prompting humanity to evacuate the earth.)

**Roy Edwin Disney:** (Spoken)

Aah! A demon llama!!!!

*Wade Disney:'* (Spoken)

Demon llama? Where?

*Wade Disney and a Llama:'* \*screams\*

*Wade Disney:'* (Spoken)

My self, body and a potion to make men a prince and women a princess. My beautiful self, body and some beautiful potion to make men a prince and women a princess. SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Simba:**

I'm gonna be a mighty king

So enemies, beware

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

**Simba:**

I'm gonna be the main event

Like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm working on my ROAR

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

**Simba:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

**Zazu:** (spoken)

You have rather a long way to go, young master

If you think...

**Simba:**

No one saying, "Do this"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Now when I said that, I...

**Nala:**

No one saying, "Be there"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

What I meant was...

**Simba:**

No one saying, "Stop that"

**Simba and Nala:**

No one saying, "See here"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Now see here!

**Simba:**

Free to run around all day

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Well, that's definitely out...

**Simba:**

Free to do it all my way!

**Zazu:**

I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart

**Nala:**

Kings don't need advice

From little hornbills for a start

**Zazu:**

If this is where the monarchy is headed

Count me out!

Out of service, out of Africa

I wouldn't hang about!

This child is getting wildly out of wing

Simba!

**Simba:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

(instrumental)

Simba:

Everybody look left

Nala:

Everybody look right

Simba:

Everywhere you look I'm...

Simba and Nala:

Standing in the spotlight

(**Lexi Orosco:** Huh?)

(**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)

(**Rosalie Orosco:** Our birthday surprise is ruined.)

**Nala and Chorus:**

Let every creature go for broke and sing

Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing

It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling

**Simba and Chorus:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

(**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** No wait, there's something to say!)

**Nala and Chorus:**

Oh, he just can't wait to be king

(**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** Stop Everything!!!)

**Simba, Nala, and Chorus:**

Oh, I just can't wait... (Just can't wait..)

(**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** SSSSSSSTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!)

**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** (Spoken)

Someone destroyed our birthday surprise and got us into so much trouble and I know who, Wade Disney.

**Wade Disney:** (Spoken)

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

**Clay Orosco:** (Spoken)

Well, that's interesting for her to say.

**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** (Spoken)

Everyone knows when BabyFirst TV and Baby Einstein get shut down for good, they frame both of us.

**Clay Orosco:** (Spoken)

Which clearly makes "The Jane Brady Bunch & Me", disqualified. Since, it's the 95th Academy Awards Ceremony and "Baby's First Sounds: Discoveries For Little Ears" is now "The Jane Brady Bunch & Me", the oscar goes to, "Turning Red", Domee Shi and Lindsey Collins.

**Moises Arluxo:** (Spoken)

Whew!

(ALL CHEERING)

**Hooper:** (Spoken)

Hallelujah!

**Jake T. Orosco:** (Spoken)

Thanks, Mom!

**Wade Disney & Viva Leigh:** (Spoken)

(Screams)

**Meilin Orosco & Mandy Orosco:** (Spoken)

Hooray!!!!

**Baby Herman:** (Spoken)

(Cries Loudly)

**Mrs. Herman:** (Spoken)

Honest Cupcake Rainbow you dumb devious clutz, you may now take Baby Herman back to the Science Lab!!!!

(Honest Cupcake Rainbow, Tagger, Dan and Boom-Boom shiver in fear.)

**Moises Arluxo:** (spoken)

So did I tell ya? Huh?

Nothin' to worry about.

**Paxel:** (Spoken)

I knew you were right all along, Moises.

Never doubted ya ever again.

**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** (Spoken)

Wade Disney & Viva Leigh, you two ruined our movie.

**Domee Shi:** (Spoken)

I would like to thank the academy and these neighbors.

**Moises Arluxo:** (Spoken)

But Domee, Fantasia 3005 only won the Golden Globe for Best Feature Film and Animated Feature and Best Original Score and Best Picture, to help you.

**Domee Shi (Sad):** (Spoken)

You... you made me think I missed you?

**Cody Marco Orosco:** (Spoken)

Mom, clear their calendar, We're going to celebrate!

**Domee Shi (Shocked):** (Spoken)

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! What am I gonna do with all these new bookings? What about my 10%? Children! Children!

**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** (Spoken)

Feel the wrath of my giant hoe, pest wrecker!

**The Orosco Girls:** (Sung)

92 happy episodes!

92 happy episodes!

92 happy episodes!

(**Lexi & Rosalie Orosco:** Why do torture us and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)

*(with everyone else and a chorus)*

You'll find out before you're done that music's fun for everyone

So join right in, sing-along with *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

Happy 92nd episode to you!

93 (or 94) episodes of fantasy, 93 (or 94) episodes of fun

93 (or 94) episodes of growing, and you've only just begun

93 (or 94) episodes of building on a dream that never ends

93 (or 94) episodes of happiness for fifty million friends

93 (or 94) magic episodes ago, you had your start

Now, you're the show of the young and young-at-heart

May you forever be the show of songs we sing

Congratulations, *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*! Happy 93rd (or 94th) episode to you!

**Professor Owl:** Is everybody ready?

**Students:** *To sing-along!*

**Professor Owl:** *With Disney Songs!*

**The Canary Sisters:** A Disney Sing-Along!

**Professor Owl:** Now you at home can sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

We will play every note so you can sing-along.

**Students:** Join right in, sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing-along.

**Bertie Birdbrain:** *But I don't know all the songs.*

**Professor Owl:** We'll make sure you can't go wrong!

**Girl Students:** Sing-along, one and all...

Follow the bouncing ball!

**Professor Owl:** You'll find out before you're done.

Music's fun for everyone.

**Everyone:** Join right in, sing-along

With *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

95 happy episodes!

95 happy episodes!

95 happy episodes!

95 episodes of fantasy, 95 episodes of fun

95 episodes of growing, and you've only just begun

95 episodes of building on a dream that never ends

95 of laughter for a happy world of friends

Only 95 episodes ago, that was the start

Of a world of wonders for the young and young-at-heart

May you forever, with the magic that you do,

Make a bright-ful and delightful side of life come true

**Professor Owl:** Is everybody ready?

**Students:** *To sing-along!*

**Professor Owl:** *With Disney Songs!*

**The Canary Sisters:** A Disney Sing-Along!

**Professor Owl:** Now you at home can sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

We will play every note so you can sing-along.

**Students:** Join right in, sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing-along.

**Bertie Birdbrain:** *But I don't know all the songs.*

**Professor Owl:** We'll make sure you can't go wrong!

**Girl Students:** Sing-along, one and all...

Follow the bouncing ball!

**Professor Owl:** You'll find out before you're done.

Music's fun for everyone.

**Everyone:** Join right in, sing-along

With *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

96 episodes of fantasy, 96 episodes of fun

96 episodes of growing, and you've only just begun

96 episodes of building on a dream that never ends

96 episodes of happiness for fifty million friends

96 magic episodes ago, you had your start

Now, you're the show of the young and young-at-heart

May you forever be the show of songs we sing

Congratulations, *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*! Happy 96th episode to you!

(Instrumental)

**Professor Owl:** Is everybody ready?

**Students:** *To sing-along!*

**Professor Owl:** *With Disney Songs!*

**The Canary Sisters:** A Disney Sing-Along!

**Professor Owl:** Now you at home can sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

We will play every note so you can sing-along.

**Students:** Join right in, sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing-along.

**Bertie Birdbrain:** *But I don't know all the songs.*

**Professor Owl:** We'll make sure you can't go wrong!

**Girl Students:** Sing-along, one and all...

Follow the bouncing ball!

**Professor Owl:** You'll find out before you're done.

Music's fun for everyone.

**Everyone:** Join right in, sing-along

With *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

(Several Days Later....)

96 happy episodes!

96 happy episodes!

96 happy episodes!

96 episodes of fantasy, 95 episodes of fun

96 episodes of growing, and you've only just begun

96 episodes of building on a dream that never ends

96 of laughter for a happy world of friends

Only 96 episodes ago, that was the start

Of a world of wonders for the young and young-at-heart

May you forever, with the magic that you do,

Make a bright-ful and delightful side of life come true

**Professor Owl:** Is everybody ready?

**Students:** *To sing-along!*

**Professor Owl:** *With Disney Songs!*

**The Canary Sisters:** A Disney Sing-Along!

**Professor Owl:** Now you at home can sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

We will play every note so you can sing-along.

**Students:** Join right in, sing-along

With your favorite Disney song

Once you've heard every word

You'll want to sing-along.

**Bertie Birdbrain:** *But I don't know all the songs.*

**Professor Owl:** We'll make sure you can't go wrong!

**Girl Students:** Sing-along, one and all...

Follow the bouncing ball!

**Professor Owl:** You'll find out before you're done.

Music's fun for everyone.

**Everyone:** Join right in, sing-along

With *Disney's Ultimate Sing-Along Songs Remix: The Series*!

**Everyone:** *(sung)* We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

In our mine the whole day through

To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

Is what we like to do

It ain't no trick to get rich quick

If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick

In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!

Where a million diamonds shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

From early morn till night

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up

Everything in sight

We dig up diamonds by the score

A thousand rubies, sometimes more

Though we don't know what we dig 'em for

We dig dig dig a-dig dig

**Josh B. Lucas Anderson**: *(spoken)* Apprentice, did you the last homework?

**Ryan Wilson Anderson**: *(spoken)* Yes, I did.

**Josh B. Lucas Anderson**: *(spoken)* Professor Owl, go tell Wade Disney and Viva LeStein you're not hire anymore and persuade the others to retire until further notice.

**Everyone:** *(sung)* Heigh Ho (x7)

100 happy episodes!

100 happy episodes!

100 happy episodes!

Now the viewers at home can sing along

They may sing their very favorite song

We'll play for them every note, so they can sing-along.

They may join right in and sing-along

they may sing their favorite - they'll sing it strong!

Once they've heard every word

They'll want to sing along.

And if they don't know all the songs,

We'll make sure they can't go wrong.

They'll Sing-along, one and all!

(That's them)

they may follow the bouncing ball!

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go

They'll now sing songs all day long

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

[Chorus]: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

And if they're feeling low

They'll never have to go wrong again

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho hum

**Wade Disney**: I'd like to dance and tap my feet

But they won't keep in rhythm

I washed them both today and I done doing nothing with 'em

So, after you Madame.

**Viva LeStein:** I met a polecat who's up a tree

Way out upon a limb

And after he got the best of me

They got the worst of him

**Everyone:** *(sung)* Ho hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

**Wade Disney:** Whistle while you work

**Viva Leigh:** Put on that grin and start right in to whistle loud and long

**Wade Disney:** Just hum a merry tune

**Viva Leigh:** Just do your best and then take a rest and sing yourself a song

**Wade Disney:** When there's too much to do

**Wade Disney and** **Viva Leigh:** Don't let it bother you, forget your troubles

**Wade Disney and** **Viva Leigh:** Try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee

**Wade Disney:** And whistle while you work

**Viva Leigh:** Come on get smart, tune up and start

**Wade Disney and** **Viva LeStein:** To whistle while you work

**Viva Leigh**: *(spoken)* What are you acting like? Some sort of eagle or vulture?

**Josh B. Lucas Anderson:** *(spoken)* Well, that happened on one of every Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah day. Now that's the kind of day when you can't open your mouth without a song jump right out of it.

*(sung)* Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

My oh my what a wonderful day

Plenty of sunshine headed my way

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder

It's the truth

It's actual

Everything is satisfactual

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Ay

Wonderful feeling

Wonderful day

Think of a wonderful thought,

Any merry little thought,

Think of Christmas, think of snow, think of sleigh bells,

Off you go, like reindeer in the sky!

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!!!

Think of the happiest things,

It's the same as having wings,

Take a path that moonbeams make,

If the moon is still awake,

You'll see him wink his eye (ohh...)

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!!!

Off you go with a Hi and Ho

With the stars beyond the blue

There's a Never Land waiting for you

Where all your happy dreams come true

Every dream that you dream will come true

When there's a smile in your heart

There's no better time to start

Think of all the joy you'll find

When you leave the world behind

And bid your fears good-bye

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

When there's a smile in your heart

There's no better time to start

Think of all the joy you'll find

When you leave the world behind

And bid your fears good-bye

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Old Mother Nature's recipes

That brings the bare necessities of life

One minute, I'm in Central Park

Then I'm down on Delancey Street

Said, from the Bowery to St. Mark's

There's a syncopated beat

I said whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

I'm street-wise

I can improvise

I said whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

I'm street-smart

I've got New York City heart

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

I may not have a dime

But I got street savoir-faire

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

It's just be-bopulation

And I got street savoir-faire

The rhythm of the city

But once you get it down

Said, you can own this town

You can wear the crown

Why should I worry?

Tell me, why should I care?

Say, I may not have a dime

But, oh, I got street savoir-faire

Why should I worry?

Why should I care?

It's just doo-wopulation

And I got street savoir-faire

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake.

You dream about going up there,

But that is a big mistake.

Just look at the world around you,

Right here on the ocean floor.

Such wonderful things surround you.

What more is you looking for?

Under the sea,

Under the sea.

Darling, it's better down where it's wetter,

Take it from me!

Up on the shore they work all day,

Out in the sun they slave away.

While we devoting, full-time to floating,

Under the sea!

Each little snail here know how to wail here,

That's why it's hotter under the water!

Yeah, we in luck here down in the muck here

Under the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears

It's a world of hopes and a world of fears

There's so much that we share

That it's time we're aware

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun

And a smile means friendship to everyone

Though the mountains divide

And the oceans are wide

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

With tuppence for paper and strings

You can have your own set of wings

With your feet on the ground

You're a bird in a flight

With your fist holding tight

To the string of your kite

Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height!

Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite!

**Londoners:**

Oh, oh, oh! Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height!

Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite!

And be... our... guest! Be our guest!

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin around your neck, chérie

And we'll provide the rest

Soupe du jour, hot hors-d'œuvres

Why, we only live to serve?

Try the grey stuff, It's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

They can sing! They can dance!

After all, Miss, this is France!

And the dinner here is never second best!

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll be our guest

Oui, our guest! Be our guest!

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, pie and pudding "en flambé"

We'll prepare and serve with flair, a culinary cabaret!

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining!

We tell jokes, I do tricks!

With my fellow candlesticks

**Chorus:**

And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

Come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass

To be our guest

**Lumiere:**

If you're stressed, It's fine dining we suggest!

**Chorus**:

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

**Simba:**

I'm gonna be a mighty king

So enemies, beware

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

**Simba:**

I'm gonna be the main event

Like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm working on my ROAR

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

**Simba:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

**Zazu:** (spoken)

You have rather a long way to go, young master

If you think...

**Simba:**

No one saying, "Do this"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Now when I said that, I...

**Nala:**

No one saying, "Be there"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

What I meant was...

**Simba:**

No one saying, "Stop that"

**Simba and Nala:**

No one saying, "See here"

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Now see here!

**Simba:**

Free to run around all day

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Well, that's definitely out...

**Simba:**

Free to do it all my way!

**Zazu:**

I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart

**Nala:**

Kings don't need advice

From little hornbills for a start

**Zazu:**

If this is where the monarchy is headed

Count me out!

Out of service, out of Africa

I wouldn't hang about!

This child is getting wildly out of wing

Simba!

**Simba:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

*(instrumental)*

**Simba:**

Everybody look left

**Nala:**

Everybody look right

**Simba:**

Everywhere you look I'm...

**Simba and Nala:**

Standing in the spotlight

**Zazu:** (spoken)

Not yet!

**Nala and Chorus:**

Let every creature go for broke and sing

Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing

It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling

**Simba and Chorus:**

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

**Nala and Chorus:**

Oh, he just can't wait to be king

**Simba, Nala, and Chorus:**

Oh I just can't wait to be king... (Just can't wait to be king..)

Tell everybody I'm on my way

New friends and new places to see

With blue skies ahead

Yes, I'm on my way

And there's nowhere else that I'd rather be

Tell everybody I'm on my way

And I'm loving every step I take

With the sun beating down

Yes, I'm on my way

And I can't keep this smile off my face

Cause there's nothing like seeing each other again

No matter what the distance between

And the stories that we tell will make you smile

Oh it really lifts my heart

So tell 'em all I'm on my way

New friends and new places to see

And to sleep under the stars

Who could ask for more

With the moon keeping watch over me

Not the snow and not the rain

Can change my mind

The sun will come out, wait and see

And the feeling of the wind in your face

Can lift your heart

Oh there's no where I would rather be

'Cause I'm on my way now-

Well and truly

I'm on my way now

(I'm on my way now)

*(repeat)*

Tell everybody I'm on my way

I just can't wait to be there

With blue skies ahead yes

I'm on my way

And nothing but good times to share

So tell everybody I'm on my way

And I just can't wait to be home

With the sun beating down yes

I'm on my way

And nothing but good times to show

I'm on my way

Yes, I'm on my way!

I know a place

Pretty as pie

Out where the riverbend hits up with the end of the sky

It's left of Nebraska and over a crest

On a little patch of heaven way out West

Ev'rything's green

Know what I mean?

Darlin', it's quite the sweetest sight thatcha ever done seen

Ain't nothin' much out there, just life at its best

On a little patch of heaven way out West

Bees by the dozen are buzzin' real peaceful

Ev'ry bluebonnet

Doggone it, smells nice

Even the tumblin' tumbleweed

Slows down to match your speed

On my tiny half-an-acre of paradise...

Ev'ry which way

Buttercups sway

Out on the hills, the daffodils are enjoyin' the day

What could be better than settin' to rest

On a little Patch of heaven way out West?

Hummin' birds flutter in utter contentment

Ev'ry darn daisy feels lazy, you bet

Even the skeeters an' the fleas say, "May I", "Thanks" and "Please"

Why, it's just as close to perfect as you can get!

Darlin', I swear

Once you've been there

There ain't a view beneath the blue that could ever compare

The only thing missin' is you as my guest

On a little patch of heaven way out West

Why don't you come visit?

There's room in the nest

On that little patch of heaven way out West!

Here I go

Uh, ooh, woo!

Back up! Uh-oh! Watch out! Uh

You done wound me up!

'Bout to show you what I'm workin' with, uh

Well, Ali Baba he had them forty thieves

Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales

But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

All you gotta do is rub that lamp

And then I'll say

Mister- man, what's your name? Whatever,

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maître d’!

Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

We pride ourselves on service

You the boss

The king, the shah

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"

Try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

Oh! Unh!

It’s the big part, watch out!

It’s the big part, oh!

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this outta they little hat?

Can your friends go...?

(I'm the genie of the lamp)

(I can sing, rap, dance, if you give a chance, oh!)

Don't sit there buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So whatcha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

All you gotta do is rub like so

Mister...

"Aladdin"

Yes, have a wish or two or three

Well I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never (never)

Had a (had a)

Friend (friend)

Like (like) me

*(with chorus)*

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