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Balthorist Ground Army (RP)

## The Balthorist Ground Army (RP 2019)

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The ***RP version*** of the **Balthorist Ground/Grod Army (BGA)**,commonly referred to as the **Balthorist Army**, is the land warfare service branch of the ***RP*** Balthorist Armed Forces. It is one of the Central Uniformed Services of Nogodrick, and is designated as the Army of the Balthorist State in every constitution of Nogodrick. As the oldest and most often utilized branch of the BAF, the Grod Army can trace its roots back to the original founding militias of the civil war.

As a uniformed military service, the BGA is under the jurisdiction of the Department of the Army, one of several branch specific departments under the Department of Defense.
Copernicus

## Relations

### Friends

Professor Wyatt, Professor Horatio, Professor Honoria, Professor Anderson, Otto, Babbage, Wellington, Leonardo, Basil (donkey), Dr Young, Professor Inkling, Professor Theodore, Professor Oswald, Professor Othello, Professor Lucinda, Kaiser, Roger (otter), Jonathan (neuroscientist), Dr Foster, Anthony (anteater), Dover, Government Womble Scientist Group, Professor Anderson, Snape (locust), Silas Gobble Gobble's Scientist Group

### Allies

Adolf Hitler, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza

**Copernicus** is an English fox scientist who served as Chief Scientist to the World Leader Adolf Hitler from the 8th July 2020 until the 13th July 2020 and again from the 13th July 2020 until the 29th July 2020. He previously served as Chief Scientist to Adolf Hitler from the 7th July 2020 until the 8th July 2020 and was instrumental in Adolf Hitler's victory over John C. Star in the Hitler-Seastar War and subsequent ascension to the office of World Leader. He was also responsible for the 2020 Restoration of Earth, which took place on the 13th July 2020, immediately after the Old Tomato destroyed Earth. Copernicus served as a member of what was then the government, the Alliance Against Dictators, from the 28th August 2020 until the 11th September 2020, when its leader, Carmen, was deposed. Copernicus was complicit in the 2020 World Madness, an event which saw his colleague, Otto, develop a madness inducing machine to turn a proportion of the population mad for his own entertainment, on the 5th October 2020. Copernicus, as well as Otto and Leonardo, were subsequently killed by protesters the following day. Copernicus was reconstructed in October 2021 and has since returned to his scientific career, though, since 2022, he has been affected by the 2022-Present Science Slump. Copernicus is regarded as one of the most intelligent scientists in the universe and is often said to possess a comparable level of intelligence to Wellington and Otto.
Martha Star

### Place of Death

Adolf Hitler’s Torture Arena (8th July 2020), John C. Star’s Palace (28th August 2020)

### Type of Resurrection

Resurrection (26th August 2020), Reconstruction (March 2022)

## Relations

### Other Relatives

Anne Star (granddaughter), Edith Star (grandmother), Margarita Star (great-grandmother)

### Friends

Henry the Haddock, Theodore Tuna, Percy the Pilchard, Peter the Pike, Malcom the Mackerel, Lancelot the Lobster, Todd the Lobster, Hank the Halibut, Anna Medusa

### Colleagues

Henry the Haddock, Theodore Tuna, Percy the Pilchard, Peter the Pike, Malcom the Mackerel, Lancelot the Lobster, Todd the Lobster, Hank the Halibut, Anna Medusa

### Enemies

Jarvis (dodo), Dodo Technological Civilisation, Wellington, Dalai Gartok, Jean the cabbage, The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster, Mrs Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster, Professor Chicken Licken, Chicken Kingdom

## Political Offices

### Position3

Leader of the Seastar Dynasty Faction during the Hitler-Seastar Civil War

### Position4

Leader of the Seastar Dynasty Faction during the August War

### Predecessor4

Position Vacant (last held by John C. Star on 8th July 2020)

### Predecessor5

Position Vacant due to August War (last held by Charlie (wombat)

### Successor6

Frederick Star

**Martha Star** (born 4th August 1967) is an Atlantian starfish who served as world leader on four occasions from 2016 until 2020. On each of these occasions, Martha viewed herself as an interim world leader standing in for her father John C. Star, who she believed would imminently return. This occurred on three of the four occasions she served as world leader, with her final term as world leader being the only one she was not succeeded by her father.
St Petersburg

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Womble Information

### Position in Burrow

Resident (formerly refuse collector [2019-2021])

## Relations

### Friends

Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Carshalton, Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Abingdon, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Auckland, Servile, Merton, Wembley, Belarus, Fleet Street, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Ironbridge, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378) Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle Leicester, Serengeti, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Sittingbourne, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley (born 2003), London, Paris, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Portsmouth, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Windsor, Braintree, Omsk

**St Petersburg** (born 2009) is an English womble who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow. St Petersburg was born at the Wimbledon Burrow in 2009 and enrolled in the Wimbledon Burrow Womblegarten in 2013 at the age of four. He graduated from the Womblegarten in 2019 at the age of ten and subsequently became a refuse collector. He served in that role for two years, until he was made redundant in 2021. St Petersburg attended several womble events in 2022, including the 2022 Womble Party and the 2022 Womble Summer Faire, in which he participated in some of the competitions.
Mrs Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster

**Mrs Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster** (existed for eternity) is a Time Hamster, a type of Cosmic Hamster, who is, along with her husband,
the most powerful entity in existence. Mrs Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster and her husband, The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster have always existed and always been married to one another. She resides in The Hamster Universe along with the seventeen other Time Hamsters and approximately 5000 other Cosmic Hamsters as well as several hundred Eternal snails. Mrs Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster is unrestricted by the normal laws of physics and is able to do anything. She is the most powerful entity in existence and is able to defeat any other entity in battle, including very powerful individuals, such as The Old Tomato and Brian (His Ineffable Magnificence. She has been involved in multiple regime changes in Earth, having killed or deposed a large number of world leaders for a variety of reasons, the most common being they attempted to force her to worship them or disobeyed her commands to desist from torturing and executing their citizens.
Earth

### Location

Earth’s Solar System, Orion Spiral Arm, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster

### Civilisation(s)

Earth-Derived CivilisationDodo Technological Civilisation (until 1661)

### Species Evolved on Planet?

Yes (majority of species)No (Pinksheep and some other residents)

### Species Evolved on Planet?

Yes (majority of species)No (Pinksheep and some other residents)

## Other Information

### Discovered by Earth Creatures

Not applicable

**Earth** (formed 4.54 billion years ago) is a planet located in the Milky Way Galaxy. It is the main planet of the Earth Derived-Civilisation, the largest civilisation to ever exist, which comprises duodecillions of planets. Earth is the planet of origin of Earth life, which has since dispersed to inhabit quadrillions of planets across the universes. Earth is also notable for being the place of residence of multiversal leader Jerusalem. Earth formed 4.54 billion years ago.
Jerusalem

### Place of Birth

Tel Aviv Burrow (then known as Jaffa Burrow), Jaffa, Damascus Eyalet, Ottoman Empire, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Acquaintances

Great Uncle Bulgaria, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Alaska, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible

## Political Offices

### Predecesor

Silas Gobble Gobble

**Jerusalem**  (born 1790) is a Womble who is currently serving as world leader and the leader of The Seven Universes, the former since the 15th March 2021 and the latter since March 2022.

Jerusalem is commonly regarded as being the most successful world leader in history and is currently the second-longest serving leader, after John C. Star, who served from 2015 to 2017. During Jerusalem’s Reign, a large number of technological and cultural developments have taken place, the most significant of which are the near-total elimination of crime, the Colonisation of the Universes, the 2021 Mass Resurrection, the Hivemind, Reconstruction, the Intelligence Ray, the Education Ray, the Avatar Project, the Construction, Cleaning and Maintenance Nanobots and the abolition of money and subsequent establishment of the Free Distribution Centres.
Mega Hamster

The Mega Hamster

The Mega Hamster is below the Mega Mega Hamster and above the Super Super Super Hamster in the Hamster Order of Precedence. He is married to Mrs Mega Hamster and has been for eternity. He has always existed in The Hamster Universe and takes the form of a Hamster when he meets earth creatures. He is nigh-omnipotent, migh-omniscient and omnipresent. He met Tomsk on the 28th August 2019 after Tomsk asked him about Loop Evolution. He vaguely answered Tomsk’s question, however then told him to go away and stated he dislikes being disturbed and told Tomsk not to return. Mrs Ineffable Magnificentence considers him, like all other hamsters, to be very rude and she dislikes it when her husband sees the Mega Hamster or any other Hamster.
Cornish Pasty

### Place of Birth

Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, Lumbaego, Lesser Antilles, Eastern Caribbean, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Fiends and Allies

PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig 1, Elvis Pig 2, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Felipe, Juan, Orange Chilli, Red Chilli, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper, PinkFish, Purple Chilli, Violet Chilli, Cactus, Pink Banana, Green Banana, Yellow Banana 1, Yellow Banana 2, Watermelon, Avocado, Pineapple, Coconut, Pizza Rat, Taco, Pamala the Banana, PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel, Dr Young, Simba, The Lions of Priderock , Flying Brick, **Cornish Pasty**, Mexican Chilli, Pink Carrot, Banana with sunglasses

### Enemies

John C. Star, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Mice of War, James (car frog), James (boat frog), Wellington, Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot, Lord Aloyious, other aristocratic swans, King Gerriant, Pro-John C. Star Giraffe Group, Pro-John C. Star Antelope Group, Pro-John C. Star Zebra Group Sadam Hussien, Donald Trump, Professor Chicken Licken, Colonol Gaddifi, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock

**Cornish Pastry** (born 1895) is a Lumbaegan Cornish Pastry who is a friend of PinkDowlg, a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and a resident of Lumbaego.
Theodore Tuna

### Occupation

Government Official (2014-2017), World Leader (April 2017 - September 2017, September 2017)

## Relations

### Friends

John C. Star, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock, Percy the Pilchard, Peter the Pike! Lancelot the Lobster, Malcom the Mackerel, Todd the Lobster & Hank the Halibut

### Colleagues

John C. Star, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock, Percy the Pilchard, Peter the Pike! Lancelot the Lobster, Malcom the Mackerel, Todd the Lobster & Hank the Halibut

### Enemies

The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster, Jarvis (dodo)! Dodo Technological Civilisation

## Political Offices

### Supreme Leader1

John C. Star (2014 - 2016)Martha Star (2016 - 2016)

Henry the Haddock (2016 - 2016)

John C. Star and Henry the Haddock (2016 - March 2017)

### Successor1

Position Vacant (next held by himself in April 2017)

### Position3

Joint-World Leader (serving jointly with Malcom the Mackerel and Todd the Lobster)

### Successor3

John C. Star

**Theodore Tuna** (born 2nd August 1961) is an Atlantian tuna who served two terms as world leader in 2017, the first from April 2017 to September 2017 and the second in September 2017, which he served jointly with Malcom the Mackerel and Todd the Lobster, with whom he formed the Terrible Triumvirate. Theodore Tuna also served as a minister of Government in the governments of John C. Star, Martha Star and Henry the Haddock from 2014 until March 2017. Theodore Tuna was reconstructed in March 2022 and has since returned an an average and uneventful lifestyle.
Professor Horatio

### Notable Inventions

Cyborgs, Intelligence Ray, Hivemind, Brainwave Frequency Adjuster, AI Journalist, Avatars

## Relations

### Friends

Professor Wyatt, Professor Honoria, Otto, Babbage, Wellington, Leonardo, Roger (otter), Dr Young, Professor Inkling, Professor Theodore, Professor Oswald, Professor Othello, Professor Lucinda, Bryce, Kaiser, Anthony (anteater), Copernicus, Basil (donkey), Dr Foster, Jonathan (neuroscientist), Dover, Government Womble Scientist Group, Professor Anderson

### Allies

Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Charlie (wombat)

### Enemies

Chase, Jerusalem (October 2021), Tel Aviv (October 2021), William (animal killed by Professor Horatio), Bettina

## Official Positions

### Predecessor1

Silas Gobble Gobble's Scientist Team (as Joint Chief Scientists)

### Succsessor1

Wellington

**Professor Horatio** (born 1960) is an English owl scientist, academic and inventor who is most notable as the inventor of the Intelligence Ray, Cyborgs and Avatars and for his dinosaur project, which resurrected non-avian dinosaurs. He served as Chief Scientist to the Government from March 2021 to his removal in December 2021 and has since worked as a government scientist. In December 2022, Professor Horatio joined the Interactive Education Project and collaborated with Professor Wyatt and Professor Honoria on the Science Education Planet. Professor Horatio is a greatly respected scientist and has been praised for his life-changing inventions; most significantly the Intelligence Ray and the Avatars, however he has been criticised for committing violent crimes, including two murders, torture and attempting to kill Tel Aviv. Due to this, he has had to undergo several Reconstructions. As of December 2022, Professor Horatio continues to work with Jerusalem's Government and is a prominent figure in universal society.
Auckland

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Wellington, Peckham, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Ironbridge, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378) Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Leicester, Serengeti, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Sittingbourne, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley (born 2003), London, Paris, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Servile, Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Carshalton, Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Abingdon, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Merton, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Braintree, Omsk, St Petersburg, Wembley, Belarus, Windsor

**Auckland** (born 2005) is an English womble apprentice scientist who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow, who, from the 14th April 2022 until the 25th July 2022 served as an apprentice scientist to Chief Scientist to the Government, Wellington.

Auckland was born in 2005 at the Wimbledon Burrow and was interested in science from a young age. Due to his interest in science, Auckland greatly admired renown womble scientist Wellington and planned to become a scientist himself in the future. On the 14th April 2022, Auckland approached Wellington and requested to become his apprentice. Despite already having an apprentice, Peckham, Wellington accepted Auckland‘s request and he was apprenticed to Wellington from April 2022. Whilst apprenticed to Wellington, Auckland assisted Wellington in the fulfilment of his duties as Chief Scientist to the Government. These duties consisted of work on government projects, including the Reconstruction Project and the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search. Auckland continued to serve as Wellington’s apprentice until the 25th July 2022, when Wellington resigned as Chief Scientist to the Government and departed Earth to meditate in space for a period of ten years.
House of Balthor (Ultima)

The **House of Balthor** is a North Volaryn dynasty that ruled Alsesia and Nogodrick as Czars and Czaras. The family rose to prominence prior to the Fall and ruled over the city of Frosgard, establishing several nations across the span of northern Granheim and Soldakia. In Nogodrick, the Czar was the central member of the Royal Authority. In 2058, the last Czar, Jakob the Fifth, abdicated to allow the establishment of the United Republic of Soldakia.

Due to many Czar's sharing the same name, a Czar's title, using Czar Eddard the Reclaimer for an example, was as follows: ***"Czar Eddard of House Balthor, Ninth of His Name, Ruler of All North Volaryns, Defender of the Northern Lands, and Lord of Frosgard"***.

Alternatively, due to his posthumous title "The Reclaimer", Czar Eddard IX may also be called ***"Czar Eddard of House Balthor, Ninth of His Name, Ruler of All North Volaryns, Defender of the Northern Lands, Lord of Frosgard, named the Reclaimer"***.

When passing down the Crown of Alsesia (and later, Nogodrick), the Balthors practiced a selection by which a Czar(a) would choose from a selection drawn up by the Dule (Council). As a given, the Dule's List generally had at least two children of the ruling Czar(a), and with a notable exceptions such as Czar Corius II, the crown almost always passed to an individual within the Czar's immediate family (children/grandchildren, children of siblings, and siblings) or first cousins' immediate families.

Corius II, breaking all established precedent, passed the crown to Unmord III, who was his fifth cousin's daughter's husband. The transfer of the realm to Unmord III, who took his wife's surname after marriage, was highly controversial at the time. However, the succession is now widely seen as a necessary and prudent act by Corius II, as Unmord III and his children were instrumental in saving the increasingly shrinking bloodline, and prevented a catastrophic fracturing of Alsesia.

## Past Czar(a)s

A female with the title is a Czara, a male is a Czar. The female spouse of a Czar is a Czarin, the male spouse of a Czara is a Czarot. Since there have been no Czar(a)s married to someone of the same sex, there is currently no convention for naming such a spouse.
Great Uncle Coventry

### Place of Birth

Birmingham Burrow, Birmingham, West Midlands, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth

### Place of Residence

Birmingham Burrow, Birmingham, West Midlands, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth

## Relations

### Friends

Düsseldorf, Uncle Argentina, Banbury, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Great Uncle Pangea, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Heracles, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

**Great Uncle Coventry** (born 43,983 BCE) is an English womble who currently resides at the Birmingham Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Birmingham Burrow and resided there for his entire life, until his death. He remained dead for an unknown period of time, until his resurrection in approximately 2017. After his resurrection, Great Uncle Coventry returned to the Birmingham Burrow, where he resided ever since. Great Uncle Coventry is notable for being rejuvenated to the age of twelve in 2017, an unusual decision for a womble, whose society usually accords great respect to age. Great Uncle Coventry is also notable for briefly being the oldest womble in the world, following his resurrection. Older wombles have since been resurrected.
Deposition of PinkDowlg

PinkDowlg, who was deposed.

### Replaced By

Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) (as interim worlds leader) Adolf Hitler and Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible) (as joint world leaders)

### Cause

PinkDowlg attempted to torture Arnold (born 1946) to death for insulting him. Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) forbade PinkDowlg from torturing or executing Arnold (born 1946), but PinkDowlg refused to listen to her commands, so she deposed him.

### Outcome

PinkDowlg deposed as world leader and exiled to PinkDowlg's Exile Planet until November 2019.Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) becomes interim world leader until 16th September

Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) calls the September 2019 World Leadership Election

Adolf Hitler and Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible elected as the joint world leaders on the 16th September 2019.

Failed October 2019 Pro-PinkDowlg coup d'état attempted to depose Adolf Hitler and reinstate PinkDowlg as world leader, but is thwarted by the Geheime Staatspolizei

PinkDowlg escaped PinkDowlg's Exile Planet with fellow prisoner Donald Trump and attempted to depose Adolf Hitler and take over the Earth, but was captured and executed in the 2019 Execution of PinkDowlg.

The **Deposition of PinkDowlg** was the removal of world leader PinkDowlg from office by Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence).

The Deposition of PinkDowlg occurred on the 5th September 2019 and consisted of Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) deposing PinkDowlg by exiling him to a distant planet, which would become known as PinkDowlg's Exile Planet. Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) deposed PinkDowlg after he refused to comply with her order to refrain from torturing Arnold (born 1946) to death.
Wembley

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Womble Information

### Position in Burrow

Resident (formerly refuse collector [2019-2021])

## Relations

### Friends

Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Carshalton, Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Abingdon, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Auckland, Servile, Merton, St Petersburg, Belarus, Fleet Street, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Ironbridge, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378) Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle Leicester, Serengeti, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Sittingbourne, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley (born 2003), London, Paris, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Portsmouth, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Windsor, Braintree, Omsk

**Wembley** (born 2009) is an English womble who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow. Wembley was born at the Wimbledon Burrow in 2009 and enrolled in the Wimbledon Burrow Womblegarten in 2013 at the age of four. He graduated from the Womblegarten in 2019 at the age of ten and subsequently became a refuse collector. He served in that role for two years, until he was made redundant in 2021. Wembley attended several womble events in 2022, including the 2022 Womble Party and the 2022 Womble Summer Faire, in which he participated in some of the competitions.
The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster

**The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster** (existed for eternity) is a Time Hamster, a type of Cosmic Hamster, who is, along with his wife,
the most powerful entity in existence. He and his wife, Mrs Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster have always existed and always been married to one another. He resides in The Hamster Universe along with the seventeen other Time Hamsters and approximately 5000 other Cosmic Hamster as well as several hundred Eternal snails. The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster is unrestricted by the normal laws of physics and is able to do anything. He is the most powerful entity in existence and is able to defeat any other entity in battle, including very powerful individuals, such as The Old Tomato and Brian (His Ineffable Magnificence. He has been involved in multiple regime changes in Earth, having killed or deposed a large number of world leaders for a variety of reasons, the most common being they attempted to force him to worship them or disobeyed his wife’s commands to desist from torturing and executing their citizens.
Great Uncle Helsinki

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus (born 29,602 BCE), Hungary, Scunthorpe, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Düsseldorf, Uncle Argentina, Banbury, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Pangea, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

**Great Uncle Helsinki** (born 643 BCE) is a Finnish womble who currently resides at the Helsinki Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. Great Uncle Helsinki was born at the Helskinki Burrow in 643 BCE and has resided there his entire life. As a young womble, Great Uncle Helsinki met the explorer and time traveller Tomsk, who time travelled to the Helsinki Burrow in the first millennium BCE. Due to his age and wisdom, Great Uncle Helsinki is a highly respected womble in the Helsinki Burrow and the wider womble community. Great Uncle Helsinki is notable for his unusually long natural lifespan, belonging to a small group of wombles who have a genetic mutation allowing them to live multiple times the normal womble lifespan of a few hundred years.
Gaza

### Place of Birth

Tel Aviv Burrow (then known as Jaffa Burrow), Jaffa, Damascus Eyalet, Ottoman Empire, Earth, Milky Way

### Occupation

Engineer, Architect, Politician (since 2021)

## Womble Information

### Position in Burrow

Head of Infrastructure and Burrow Development

## Relations

### Friends

Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Paris (born 1940), Wellington, Otto, Babbage

### Acquaintances

Dorothy Cotton, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Alaska, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Tobermory, Professor Horatio, Professor Wyatt, Leonardo, Roger (otter), Professor Inkling, Professor Honoria, Trevor (squirrel monkey), Bettina (buffalo journalist), Katie (buffalo journalist, Timothy (turtle journalist), Chase, Tobias (springbok), Belinda (bat), Camilla (horse)

### Enemies

Florg Military, Vogun Thargle, Florg Empire (all until the Reconstruction of the Militaristic Florg in July 2022)

## Political Offices

### Successor2

Incumbent

**Gaza** (born 1860) is an Israeli womble engineer, architect and politician who is currently serving as a Member of Jerusalem’s Cabinet and the Infrastructure and Construction Director of the Seven Universes. He was appointed to Jerusalem’s Cabinet in September 2021, making him the most recent individual to be appointed to that position. In his role as Infrastructure and Construction Director, Gaza was responsible for overseeing the terraforming of planets during the Colonisation Project and has been closely involved in other government projects.
Ukraine

### Place of Birth

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Scunthorpe, Romania, Belarus (born 29,602 BCE), Hungary, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Paris, Düsseldorf, Uncle Argentina, Banbury, Great Uncle Pangea, Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Hirado, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

**Ukraine** (born 28,642 BCE) is an English womble who currently resides at the Newcastle Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Newcastle Burrow in 28,642 BCE and has resided there his entire life. At around the age of 150, he became a burrow elder. In 28,622 BCE, Ukraine met the explorer and time traveller Tomsk, who travelled back in time to visit him and other wombles at the Newcastle Burrow. Ukraine is also notable for his longevity, belonging to a small group of wombles, whose random gene mutations have allowed them to exceed a natural lifespan of 30,000 years, approximately fifty times the average lifespan of a womble.
Alberta Burrow

The location of the Alberta Burrow

The **Alberta Burrow** is a womble burrow located in Alberta, Canada, Earth. It was established prior to the 1400s and is a mid-sized burrow, having a population of 50,000 wombles. It has 7000 rooms and an area of 120 square miles. The Alberta Burrow is notable for being in close proximity to the 1413 Alberta Avalanche, which saw two of its residents, Monteal and Ottawa and one guest, Saskatchewan, become trapped in the avalanche and return to the burrow the following day. The Alberta Burrow is regarded as the most important womble burrow in Alberta by womble academics.
Todd the Lobster

## Relations

### Friends

John C. Star, Henry the Haddock, Theodore Tuna, Lancelot the Lobster, Malcom the Mackerel, Peter the Pike, Peregrine the Pilchard, Colin (carp), Horace (haddock), Harrison (haddock), Harriet (haddock), Selwyn (sea bass), Sigmund (sea skate), Sally (sea bass), Terrence (trout), Larry (lobster), Hank (halibut), Dr Anna Medusa

### Colleagues

John C. Star, Henry the Haddock, Theodore Tuna, Lancelot the Lobster, Malcom the Mackerel, Peter the Pike, Peregrine the Pilchard, Colin (carp), Horace (haddock), Harrison (haddock), Harriet (haddock), Selwyn (sea bass), Sigmund (sea skate), Sally (sea bass), Terrence (trout), Larry (lobster), Dr Anna Medusa, Wellington

### Enemies

The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster, Jarvis (dodo), Dodo Technological Civilisation

## Political Offices

### Supreme Leader1

John C. Star (2014 - 2016)Martha Star (2016 - 2016)

Henry the Haddock (2016 - 2016)

John C. Star & Henry the Haddock (2016 - March 2017)

### Successor1

Position Vacant (next held by himself in April 2017)

### Predecessor2

Position Vacant (last held by himself in March 2017)

### Successor2

Position Vacant (next held by himself in September 2017)

### Predecessor3

Position Vacant (last held by himself in September 2017)

### Position4

Joint-World Leader (serving with Theodore Tuna and Malcom the Mackerel

### Successor4

John C. Star

**Todd** (born 5th March 1963) is an Atlantian lobster who served as Joint-World Leader alongside Theodore Tuna and Malcom the Mackerel, with whom he formed the Terrible Triumvirate, for less than a day in early September 2017. From 2014 to March 2017, April 2017 to September 2017 and again in September 2017, Todd served as a minister in several governments, those being the governments of John C. Star, Martha Star, Henry the Haddock, John C. Star & Henry the Haddock, Theodore Tuna and Lancelot the Lobster. Todd was reconstructed in March 2022 and has since returned to an average and politically uninvolved life.
Von Da Ha Chicken

Von Da Ha Chicken in 1991, shortly after his Coronation

### Date of Death

2016, 2016, 2016, (aged 64) 2017, 2017, 2017, 2017, (aged 65) 2018, (aged 66) 2019, aged 67, September 2019 (aged 67)

### Place of Death

The Chicken Empire (all but last death), Von Da Ha's Exile Planet (last death)

### Date of Ressurection

2016, 2016, 2016, 2017, 2017, 2017, 2019, April 2022 Reconstruction

## Allies and Enemies

### Allies

PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig 1, Elvis Pig 2, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Felipe, Juan, Orange Chilli, Red Chilli, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper, PinkFish, Purple Chilli, Violet Chilli, Cactus, Pink Banana, Green Banana, Yellow Banana 1, Yellow Banana 2, Watermelon, Avocado, Pineapple, Coconut, Pizza Rat, Taco, Pamala the Banana, PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel, Dr Young, Simba, Mufasa, Lions of Priderock , Flying Brick, Cornish Pasty, Pink Carrot, Banana with sunglasses, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un

### Enemies

John C. Star, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Mice of War, James (car frog), James (boat frog), Wellington, Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot, Lord Aloyious, other aristocratic swans, King Gerriant, Pro-John C. Star Giraffe Group, Pro-John C. Star Antelope Group, Pro-John C. Star Zebra Group Sadam Hussien, Donald Trump, Professor Chicken Licken, Colonol Gaddifi, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock, Einstein (penguin)

## Leadership Postions

### Position2

King of the Chickens (disputed with Professor Chicken Licken

### Predecessor2

No Direct Predecessor (last officeholder: King Charles)

### Successor2

Professor Chicken Licken (as sole officeholder)

### Position3

King of the Chickens (disputed with Professor Chicken Licken

### Predecessor3

Professor Chicken Licken (as sole officeholder)

### Predecessor4

Himself & Professor Chicken Licken (position disputed)

### Successor4

Position Abolished

**Von Da Ha** (born 2nd August 1952) is a chicken who served as Emperor of the Chicken Empire from 1991 until 2017 and disputed King of the Chickens from April 2019 to May 2019 and again from June 2019 to 23rd August 2019 and the undisputed King of the Chickens from 23rd August 2019 to September 2019.

Von Da Ha was born on the 2nd August 1952 at the Imperial Chicken Palace, the palace of the Chicken Empire, to Emperor Ver Da Ha as the heir to the throne of the Chicken Empire. He became Emperor of the Chicken Empire following his father's abdication in 1991. From 1991 to 2014, he considered Lord Chicken Licken, King of the Chicken Kingdom to be his greatest enemy and the greatest threat to the peace and stability of the Chicken Empire. Lord Chicken Licken abdicated in 2014 and was succeeded by his son Professor Chicken Licken, who was then considered by Von Da Ha to be his greatest enemy and the greatest threat to the peace and stability of the Chicken Empire.
Alsesia (Ultima)

**Alsesia** was a vast empire that controlled the near entirety of Granheim north of the Northern Marches. Despite its fall, the surviving North Volaryn states would lead prosperous existences, eventually unifying to form the United Northern Republic, and fulfilling the ancient Czars' dream of a unified northern nation.

Timeline:

Czardom of Frosgard (0-34 AC)

Northern Reich (34-146)

Old Alsesia (146-876)

Middle Alsesia (876-942)

New Alsesia (942-1252)

Division of Alsesia (1252-present)
Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies

John C. Star, one of the animals trotted to death during the Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies.

### Location

PinkDowlg’s Torture Arena, Earth, Milky Way

### Cause

After wining the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, PinkDowlg had all of his key enemies toured to death.

### Carried Out By

PinkDowlg, Simba, Mufasa, Lions of Priderock, Swan Republican Army & Che Guevara (swan)

### Number of Observers

50,000 (live); 100 sextillion (altogether)

The **Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies** refers to the mass torture and execution of high-profile enemies of then-world leader PinkDowlg following his victory in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War. The event took place in PinkDowlg’s Torture Arena on the 24th August 2019, the day after PinkDowlg Victory Day. The Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies was attended by PinkDowlg, the entirety of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and 50,000 randomly chosen citizens. It was remotely viewed by over 100 sextillion animals.
Victory Dinner

PinkDowlg, in celebration of his victory.

The Victory Dinner is a celebratory meal created by a chef who supported PinkDowlg and attended the torture of his enemies atTorture Arena. After the torture, the chef picked up parts of PinkDowlg’s Enemies, including John C. Star, King Gerraint, Lord Aloyisus, James (boat frog), James (car frog), The Blades, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, The Mice-of-War, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock, Donald Trump, Osama Bin Laden, Sadam Hussein, Professor Chicken Licken and Wellington as well as other more minor enemies. The chef then cloned the parts of PinkDowlg’s deceased enemies and began to sell his dish. PinkDowlg was initially confused about the true nature of The Victory Dinner as he believed innocent animals may have been killed, but he was soon reassured of the truth and enjoyed promoting The Victory Dinner, however being a vegetarian, he did not eat it himself.
Tobermory

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, Earth, Milky Way

### Occupation

Workshop Womble (1887-2015, 2016-Present)

## Womble Information

### Position in Burrow

Head of the Workshop (1936-2016, 2017-Present)

## Relations

### Friends

Great Uncle Bulgaria, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Ironbridge, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Universe, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Reykjavik, Sittingbourne, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley, London, Paris, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Frau Heidelberg, Speyer, Heilbronn, Mademe Blaye, Corbletts

## Political Offices

### Successor3

Great Uncle Bulgaria

**Tobermory** (born 1875) is an English womble who currently serves as the Head of the Wimbledon Burrow Workshop, since assuming that role in 2017. He previously served as the Head of the Wimbledon Burrow Workshop from 1936 until 2016. Tobermory also serves as the *de facto* deputy leader of the Wimbledon Burrow, taking control of the burrow if burrow leader Great Uncle Bulgaria is unable to govern or is absent. From the 27th September 2020 until December 2020, Tobermory served as the acting leader of the Wimbledon Burrow, during the period of time that Great Uncle Bulgaria was dead, following his execution by Adolf Hitler for his participation in the 26th September Attempted Overthrow of Adolf Hitler. Tobermory struggled with addiction from around 2000 until he was able to recover in 2016. His main addictive substance was alcohol, but he also took several narcotics, including heroine and cocaine. Tobermory is good friends with Great Uncle Bulgaria, having known him for over 130 years.
Uncle Argentina

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus (born 29,602 BCE), Hungary, Scunthorpe, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Düsseldorf, Runcorn, Banbury, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Great Uncle Pangea, Hartlepool, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry, Kazakhstan

## Political Offices

### In Office2

34,283 BCE - Unknown

**Uncle Argentina** (born 34,379 BCE) is an English womble who currently resides at the Birmingham Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Birmingham Burrow in 34,379 BCE and became a forager at the age of eight, in 34,371 BCE. He served in that role for a number of years. In 34,285 BCE, at the age of 94, he was appointed Deputy Leader of the Birmingham Burrow. Uncle Argentina served as a Deputy Leader for two years, until 34,283 BCE, when he was appointed as Burrow Leader. In 34,282 BCE, the Birmingham Burrow was visited by the explorer and time traveller Tomsk, who met Uncle Argentina and interviewed him about his life and work as Burrow Leader. Uncle Argentina served as Burrow Leader for about 100 years, until he was around 200. After this, he retired and became a burrow elder. Due to his age and wisdom, Uncle Argentina is a respected Womble in the Birmingham Burrow and the wider womble community. Uncle Argentina is also notable for his longevity, belonging to a small group of wombles whose random gene mutations have allowed them to exceed a natural lifespan of 30,000 years, approximately fifty times the average lifespan of a womble.
Law Enforcement in Nogodrick (Ultima)

**Law enforcement in Nogodrick** is one of the three major elements of the criminal justice system of Nogodrick.

Law enforcement is primarily conducted through government agencies, most often the Guards. Guard Agencies are under the Department of Law, and include City/District Guards, Provincial Guards, and the National Guard. Other law enforcement agencies include several divisions of the National Agency of Intelligence, National Firearms and Explosives Registration Agency, the Internal Security Division, etc.

City Guards are formed in urban districts within a province, while District Guards are responsible for non-urban districts within the province. Provincial Guards serve the province at large, and National Guards are under the direct oversight of the central government, to be deployed anywhere needed upon request.