Varian and Cassandra's Night Out!

**Varian and Cassandra's Night Out!** is the 57th episode of Loud House: Next Generation.

Next episode: Landon's Reform

## Synopsis:

In 1520, Varian and Cassandra spend a night out away from their kids, but Zhan Tiri ruins it for them.

## Character Appearances:

* Varian
* Cassandra
* Victor
* Lara
* Ginny
* Toby
* Rapunzel
* Eugene
* Anxelin
* Ruby
* Zhan Tiri

## Transcript:

On a fall night, Varian and Cassandra were about to go out for the evening.

Varian: Victor, you’re in charge…

Cassandra: But if you need anything, you know where to find Rapunzel and Eugene in the castle across the road.

Victor: No worries, mom and dad! I got this!

Lara: Have fun!

Ginny: Stay safe!

Toby: And dad, I already completed an alchemical potion for you and mom for self defense…

Toby held up a vial of a green liquid.

Varian grabbed the vial, and smiled.

Varian: Thanks Toby.

Cassandra: But we’ll be fine. We’re only going to the Snuggly Duckling.

Varian: Nothing wrong there...except the occasional Pub Thug…

Victor: Well...bye. Have a great time!

Varian and Cassandra air kissed their kids and left.

Victor: Such great parents we have!

Lara: I know!

~ ~ ~

On the way to the Snuggly Duckling, Varian and Cassandra could hear a familiar clap of lightning.

Cassandra: Uh-oh. It better not storm on our perfect date!

Varian: Don’t worry, Cassie. Toby and I are already in the progress of a storm predictor so we know when the next storm will strike!

A big gust of wind came blowing by.

Cassandra: Okay, what gives?

Zhan Tiri popped up.

Cassandra: Ugh! Zhan Tiri! What are YOU doing here?

Varian: We’re supposed to be going to the Snuggly Duckling!

Zhan Tiri: Oh, that old place! Yeah. I blew it up.

Cassandra: You WHAT?!

Zhan Tiri: Yep! Now you two are coming with me!

Cassandra: Never! We’re through dealing with you!

Zhan Tiri: Oh, I thought you’d say that…

Zhan Tiri took out a familiar looking potion from her dress.

Zhan Tiri sprayed it on Varian and Cassandra, who immediately fell asleep.

Zhan Tiri: Ha! Now nobody can stop me!

Zhan Tiri flashed out with Varian and Cassandra, and laughed evilly.

~ ~ ~

Varian and Cassandra awoke in Zhan Tiri’s lair and were tied up.

Varian: Where are we?

Cassandra: Last time I checked, we were face to face with…

Zhan Tiri popped up out of the middle of nowhere, giving Varian and Cassandra quite a fright.

Cassandra: YOU!

Zhan Tiri: Oh, quit pretending you two are so horrified. I had to make sure you two would never enjoy your night out.

Varian: But why? I’ve been looking for my sleep potion to ward off deadly mosquitoes away from my outdoor alchemy lab!

Zhan Tiri evilly chuckled.

Zhan Tiri: Cause if you two are enjoying yourselves, I’ll never get that satisfaction for my revenge I’ve been planning!

Cassandra: Revenge? For what?!

Zhan Tiri: Don’t act so innocent, Cassandra! You killed Gothel, my best pupil!

Cassandra: I did you a favor. That old bat deserved to die!

Varian: And why am I part of your revenge scheme?!

Zhan Tiri: Simple. You’re married… to HER!

Zhan Tiri pointed angrily at Cassandra.

Zhan Tiri: I’ll also be after your stupid kids. If you think they’re having fun home alone, they won’t be for long!

Cassandra: Lay a hand on my kids, and you’ll be the next one I impale with my black rocks!

Zhan Tiri laughed evilly and flashed out.

Cassandra: We gotta get outta here.

Varian: I’d love to! But she tied us up!

Cassandra: We’ll find a way.

~ ~ ~

In the backyard of Varian and Cassandra’s home, Victor, Lara, Ginny, and Toby were looking at the stars and eating hamburgers that Victor made.

Ginny: These are some good burgers!

Victor: Yeah, I’ve been learning from mother!

Lara: Speaking of which, they said they’d be home by now!

Toby: I’m scared!

Victor: Don’t be scared! They probably stayed for the live music at the Snuggly Duckling. I heard Hook Hand is a legendary pianist!

Toby: If you say so…

Suddenly, a clap of lightning could be heard.

Victor: We need to get inside now!

Victor, Lara, Ginny, and Toby headed to the door and tried opening it.

It was locked.

Victor: We need to go through the front entrance.

Victor, Lara, Ginny, and Toby went to the front door and tried opening it.

It was also locked.

Lara: What are we going to do? Dad’s always lectured us about not being outside in a storm!

Victor: I got it! We crash at Rapunzel and Eugene’s for the rest of the night. They won’t mind.

Ginny: Okay! Let’s get outta here!

Victor, Lara, Ginny, and Toby headed to Rapunzel and Eugene’s castle.

~ ~ ~

At Rapunzel and Eugene’s castle, Victor, Lara, Ginny, and Toby were telling Rapunzel, Eugene, Anxelin, and Ruby what happened.

Victor: And that’s what happened! We can’t get into our house and there’s a storm coming!

Rapunzel: There isn’t a storm!

Victor: There isn't? But we heard lightning just a few minutes ago!

Eugene: We didn’t hear anything.

Victor: Then why did we -

Victor realized something.

Victor: Oh no…

A familiar voice echoed.

Voice: Oh YES!

Victor, Lara, Ginny, Toby, Rapunzel, Eugene, Anxelin, and Ruby turned around to see Zhan Tiri.

Ruby: Ugh. Not you AGAIN! Hasn’t it been bad enough that that crazy Gothel trapped us in your lair?!

Zhan Tiri: Oh, you kids...and Rapunzel and Eugene...will ALL suffer the unfortunate fates you’ll all experience tonight!

Anxelin: We’re not scared of you!

Everything turned extremely dark.

Zhan Tiri’s head was floating in midair and was gigantic with several flames surrounding her.

Ginny: I want my mommy and daddy!

Victor: Don’t worry! Toby, you got some of your potions, don’t you?

Zhan Tiri came back out and everything was bright again.

Zhan Tiri: You mean THESE potions?

Zhan Tiri held up Toby’s bag of potions.

Toby: Yes! WHY would you take them?!

Zhan Tiri: So I could do this!

Zhan Tiri went to the kitchen sink and dumped the potions down the drain.

Toby: NO!

Toby began crying.

Anxelin: Hey! He’s just a little kid!

Ruby: Yeah! You do realize Toby’s been good to us in ways you just wouldn’t understand.

Zhan Tiri: Oh really, Ruby… Well, I can just make all your fancy dresses disappear! You may even have to…

Zhan Tiri feigned a scared gulp.

Zhan Tiri: Dress like a commoner.

Ruby: YOU WOULDN’T!

Zhan Tiri snapped her fingers.

Ruby was suddenly in a maid’s outfit.

Ruby: NOOOO!!!

Anxelin: Come on! You can get more potions, Toby, and Ruby, you can get more dresses!

Zhan Tiri: But you can’t get back years of memories… Anxelin...Rapunzel… Your diaries are no more!

Rapunzel: That’s really cute you think you can just think we wouldn’t remember anything that was in the diaries…

Anxelin: But we memorized the information in there by heart!

Zhan Tiri: Oh, but Eugene… Precious Eugene… All your new fancy jewels are broken into millions of pieces!

Eugene: NO! Worst night EVER!

Victor: You can’t do any more harm! We’re vanquishing you!

Zhan Tiri: Isn’t that cute? You think you really can vanquish THIS?!

Zhan Tiri shape-shifted into a big demon.

Eugene: NOT demon Zhan Tiri AGAIN! Seriously?! WHY does she keep doing that?

Lara: I think I can tame that demon!

Lara took out Rapunzel’s frying pan that was lying in the kitchen and jumped up and hit demon Zhan Tiri on the head.

Zhan Tiri collapsed on the ground, and shape-shifted back into her regular form.

Zhan Tiri: Okay. You got me…

Ginny: You mean...that’s it?

Zhan Tiri got up and grinned evilly.

Zhan Tiri: Psych! You children. So gullible!

Victor: Just leave us alone!

Lara: Yeah! And where are our parents?

Zhan Tiri: Oh, wouldn’t you like to know?

Toby: I know where they are.

Victor: Where?

Toby: Isn’t it obvious? Zhan Tiri’s dang lair!

Zhan Tiri: You’re right. But you’ll never make it there!

Toby: Oh. I think we will.

The kids, Rapunzel, and Eugene all left the castle.

Zhan Tiri: You WON’T run that easily!

~ ~ ~

At Zhan Tiri’s lair, Varian and Cassandra were still tied up.

Varian: I am so starving. We were supposed to get dinner!

Cassandra: We still will. I have faith in our kids. Even if we never SAID we needed their help, they’ll still come.

Varian: If you’re so sure…

Victor, Lara, Ginny, Toby, Rapunzel, Eugene, Anxelin, and Ruby appeared.

Cassandra: You all came to save us!

Victor: Right we did.

Victor began untying Varian and Cassandra.

Victor: Now we have to get out of here before-

A familiar shadow appeared.

Lara: Before Zhan Tiri shows up…

Zhan Tiri: You really thought you could outrun me? Well too bad. Your night is ruined, Varian and Cassandra. No romantic night out for you. Isn’t that just too bad?

Zhan Tiri grinned evilly.

Varian: You won’t get away with this, Zhan Tiri!

Toby: Yeah! I saved just ONE extra potion that will just make you disappear for good!

Zhan Tiri: You can’t make ME disappear! I’ll stop at NOTHING to make you all miserable! All your future descendants will never have happiness either, cause I’ll always be there to make them pay!

Toby: Really now?

Toby poured a potion over Zhan Tiri’s head.

She got nailed to the floor of her lair.

Toby: Let’s all run now…

The kids, Varian, Cassandra, Rapunzel, and Eugene all ran out of Zhan Tiri’s lair.

Zhan Tiri: You’ll all pay!

~ ~ ~

They all made it out of the lair.

Cassandra: Great. Since the Snuggly Duckling got blown up by that axewound, we can’t have a romantic dinner out like we planned!

Eugene: Uhhh… The Snuggly Duckling never got blown up…

Cassandra: It didn’t?

Eugene: Heck no! I was just there with Lance… ya know… before demon girl showed up and ruined everything back at the castle… and we had the best -

Cassandra eyed Eugene.

Eugene: Point is. It’s still open.

Cassandra: So Zhan Tiri lied. Heh. Nothing new there.

Rapunzel: But you two can still have your romantic dinner, Cass, Varian.

Varian: We can? How?

Eugene: Follow us!

Varian: Victor, you don’t mind being in charge again while your mother and I have a delectable dinner...do you?

Victor: Ah, not at all! Come on, I can get us back in the house!

Victor, Lara, Ginny, Toby, Anxelin, and Ruby all left.

Varian: Now about that romantic dinner?

Eugene: Right this way…

Eugene and Rapunzel led Varian and Cassandra towards the Snuggly Duckling.

~ ~ ~

Cassandra and Varian were at the Snuggly Duckling enjoying their classic burgers and milkshakes.

Varian: This is delicious.

Cassandra: And I’m glad to spend it with you.

Varian: May our love last til the end of time!

Varian and Cassandra hugged and kissed.

Rapunzel: I am so lucky to call Cass and Varian my friend!

Eugene: May they be happy together - FOREVER!

Rapunzel and Eugene also shared a hug and kiss.