Christmas Albums

## History

Starting in 2019, Miguel's Emporium LLC began sponsoring a series of Christmas Albums done by the band the Roasted Chestnuts. These albums typically include an introduction, an intermission skit, and an outro along with the various songs. The songs are typically done group style, with each member of the band also performing a solo track.

## First Christmas Album

### Producer

Miguel's Emporium LLC

The first album was published in 2019 and featured 18 tracks. The tracklist was as follows:

1. Introduction
2. Mom Vibing with Santa
3. Please Come Home for Christmas
4. Last Christmas
5. Frosty the Snowman
6. Jingle Bell Rock
7. I'll Be Home for Christmas
8. Winter Wonderland
9. Intermission
10. Little Saint Nick
11. You're a Mean One
12. The Christmas Song
13. Baby it's Cold Outside
14. Let it Snow!
15. Underneath the Tree
16. All I Want for Christmas is You
17. Feliz Navidad
18. Outro

## SECOND CHRISTMAS ALBUM

Album cover for the second Christmas Album.

### Artist

Roasted Chestnuts and Minimum Wage at the Clown Factory

### Producer

Miguel's Emporium LLC

The second album was published in 2020 and also featured 18 tracks. This album also marked the first collaboration between the Roasted Chestnuts and Minimum Wage at the Clown Factory, with MWCF producing the song *Don't Shoot me Santa Claus*. The tracklist was as follows:

1. Introduction
2. Holly Jolly Christmas
3. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
4. It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas
5. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
6. White Christmas
7. Don't Shoot Me Santa Claus
8. Savrose22 Got Run Over by a Reindeer
9. Run Run Rudolph
10. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
11. Intermission
12. Blue Christmas (NSFW version only available on physical copies)
13. Sleigh Ride
14. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
15. Here Comes Santa Claus
16. Jacob Baby
17. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
18. Outro

## Third Christmas Album

The third album was published in 2021 and features 16 tracks. This albums renews the partnership between MWATCF and the Roasted Chestnuts. A few of the songs on the album were a collaborative effort done in person, but a majority were recorded separately and pasted together in the workshop digitally. This album is also the first to lack a true intermission as people were too busy to record one. In its place is a teaser for the next intermission in the style of Evangelion. The tracklist is as follows:

## THIRD CHRISTMAS ALBUM

Album cover for the third Christmas Album.

### Artist

Roasted Chestnuts & Minimum Wage at the Clown Factory

### Producer

Miguel's Emporium LLC

1. Introduction
2. Home for the Holidays
3. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
4. It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
5. Man with the Bag
6. Christmas at Ground Zero
7. Intermission
8. Need a Little Christmas
9. O Holy Night
10. Wonderful Christmas Time
11. Mele Kalikimaka
12. Nuttin' for Christmas
13. Silver Bells
14. This Christmas
15. Happy Holiday
16. Outro

The deliveries for these albums also marked the first time that the album Santas delivered coal to naughty children who failed to submit their singing to the album.

Justin was also rotting while recording this album, and due to his illness he didn't think he'd be able to record any songs. Thankfully, his body was pumped full of partychlorians, giving him the strength necessary to record not only his solo, but several other songs as well.

## FOURTH CHRISTMAS ALBUM

The album cover for the fourth Christmas Album, showcasing the Claymation introduction.

### Artist

Roasted Chestnuts & Minimum Wage at the Clown Factory

### Producer

Miguel's Emporium LLC

The fourth Christmas Album was published in 2022, and features 21 tracks. At the time of publication, it was the longest album produced by MWATCF and the Roasted Chestnuts, sitting at around 80 minutes of audio ecstasy. This album also included an Claymation introduction, establishing the universe of the Christmas Special for the first time. The digital copy of this album also includes a hidden final track, titled *???* that features an epilogue that shows the transition of power from the Ringmaster to Kyle. The tracklist is as follows:

1. Introduction
2. Joy to the World
3. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
4. Up on the Housetop
5. Down Bad on Christmas
6. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
7. Happy Xmas (War is Over)
8. The First Noel
9. Surf Rock Sleigh Ride
10. Do They Know It's Christmas
11. Jingle Bells
12. Intermission
13. Silent Night
14. Christmas Vacation
15. Dreidel
16. Mistletoe and Holly
17. Coal Digger
18. Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
19. Jacob's Inferno
20. I Wish We'd All Been Ready
21. Outro
22. ??? (Digital Copy Only)

## Fifth Christmas Album

The album cover for the fifth Christmas Album

### Artist

Roasted Chestnuts & Minimum Wage at the Clown Factory

### Producer

Miguel's Emporium LLC

The fifth Christmas Album was published in 2023, and features 18 tracks. This album continued the new tradition of including a claymation attached to the album, and was the first album to introduce live-action elements. Originally, a Claymation Special was planned instead of an album, however due to budgeting and time constraints the gang was unable to finish it. This album was produced in a week, and was plagued with production errors. It was also the first album to feature an imprisoned Nephilim soul on several of the tracks. The tracklist is as follows:

1. Introduction
2. Hey Santa
3. Twelve Days of Christmas
4. Do You Hear What I Hear
5. We Wish You the Merriest
6. The Night Santa Went Crazy
7. Got My Love to Keep Me Warm
8. Bigfoot Santa Claus
9. Christmas Just Ain't Christmas Without the One You Love
10. Very First Christmas to Me
11. Christmas Truce
12. Intermission
13. Rootin' Tootin' Santa Claus
14. Melancollier
15. Christmas is a Comin'
16. Christmas Island
17. Heralds of Christmas
18. Outro

## Trivia

* In the intermission of Christmas album 4, JAHK falls unconscious for an indeterminate amount of time. Due to him falling unconscious at "Mom Vibing with Santa Claus" and waking up at "All I Want for Christmas is You," Jacob in the intermission was in a coma for approximately 54 minutes and 1 second
* There are 3 official pieces of lost media, all from the fifth album and lost due to production issues. They are as follows:
	+ The song "Name of Heaven" by James
	+ The original outro
	+ A rendition of "Christmas Island" by Justin