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Campaign 3, Episode 6: The Man Wizard & His Bunny Bud (The Mothership Saga)

**The Man Wizard & His Bunny Bud** is the sixth episode in campaign 3, and the sixth episode in The Mothership Saga.

Duck Team faces Grumpy Old Professor Lizer! Calder does a barrel roll, Callie embraces the storm, and Sol confronts his past.

## Plot Synopsis

Duck Team battles grumpy old Professor Lizer and his Bunny Bud Claudius! During the fight, they are stunned and manipulated, with the professor dredging up memories of him sabotaging and failing each of them during their placement exams in the Synthetic Knight program, even forcing Calder to hallucinated and attack Callie and making Albin attack Sol. In the end though, the Blue Crew prevail, with Sol resisting Lizer’s “completely reasonable” *Suggestion* spell that they let him go and they walk away with Krugan. With the help of the party, Sol and Albin brutally kill Lizer and free the restrained, tortured, and barely conscious Krugan.

Albin discovers that the brains in Lizer’s lab are the source of the magical projections that students are heroically “fighting,” maintaining the Mothership propaganda around campus. Albin and Sol then give a speech to the students, letting them know that they are being lied to, and that the heroic futures that the Launchpad Academy is selling them is a lie. This leads to a rebellion, where most of the students are furious at the Academy, fighting against the faculty and against the Psionics students who largely stand by the propaganda.

As the Blue Crew looks for an exit where they can meet up with Ma Goblin, they are confronted by Pitcher, the mindflayer captain of the Psi Guys laquidditch team. This face-off leads to a chase on laquidditch sticks as they try to escape the Launchpad, with Sol and Albin on one broom, Callie and Krugan on another, and Calder on a third. They fly across campus, scooping up little buddies, flying through laundry rooms for a wardrobe change, and managing to avoid taking collateral spell damage from the uprising. They eventually make it to their sewer grate escape, narrowly getting away from the last pursuing psychic jocks with the help of the magical artillery guns mounted on the awaiting Mob Goblin subterranean vehicle. The crew dives into the vehicle hatch just as the magic from their laquidditch sticks give out, successfully rescuing Krugan and returning to the safety of the resistance.

## Quotes

* "That frog pal isn't just Albin's frog pal, he's all of our frog pal... And Callie's not unstable... she knows exactly who she is... and I'm going to kill your fucking rabbit." -Calder, to Professor Lizer

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Sunday Acid Jam" by Georgeke at Freesound.org.
* "A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Mothership" by Emily Axford.
* "The Mindflayer's Lair" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread

1. ↑ **Campaign 3, Episode 6: The Man Wizard & His Bunny Bud (The Mothership Saga)** 26:06
Cheswick

**Cheswick** is a blue dragon elf who is captured and arguably tortured by Duck Team after being defeated in combat.

## Biography

Cheswick is a very low ranking dragon elf within the Sapphire Scale.

## Role in the Story

#### The Dragon Elf Chronicles

Cheswick is captured by Duck Team and interrogated after the rest of his group and his wyvern are killed. Duck Team attempt to make him feel like a part of the group, and haze him by forcing him into eating a full apple. Cheswick is aware of Glen’s plan to take over the Living Wood, and is fine with the plan to kill the Dragon King, as it would allow the dragon he follows, the High Prince Cobalt, to take over. After being interrogated, Cheswick claims that as a member of the group member he should be the one to go to Glen’s meeting.

Calder throws him into a cave with some apples and Go-Gurt, and Callie throws a grenade in after, sealing it off. They hear Cheswick’s muffled voice claiming a bear is also in the cave and has taken the Go-Gurt.

## References

1. ↑ Campaign 3, Episode 20: The Sapphire Scale (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)
Primary Carry

**Primary Carries** are the backbone of any team, able to reliably pump out high damage throughout the course of a fight. Their kits are usually designed to have multiple nukes, and their INT scaling are among the highest in the game. Not only this, but their multipliers will almost always be on the high end, allowing them to abuse these INT scalings and nukes.

However, they also usually require the most resources out of any character. They cannot afford to be behind, or they risk being severe setbacks to their team. Most primary carries have a weakness that a coordinated enemy team can abuse, such as a long period without a transformation or an inherent flaw in their character kit.

## **Strengths & Weaknesses**

**Strengths:**

* Extremely high damage output, both in burst and in consistent DPS
* Some of the best heroes in late game 1 vs. 1 battles
* Very high presence in teamfights: they will likely be dealing the highest DPS, and so will be key members to keep alive

**Weaknesses:**

* Glaringly weak timeframes that can be taken advantage of
* Babysitting/spoonfeeding will be required if behind
* Requires great positioning: dying early in a teamfight can cost the entire game, gimping your team's damage by a significant amount

## **List of Primary Carries**

* Goku
* Vegeta
* Bebi
* Broly
* Cell
* Turles
Campaign 3, Episode 39: Hang On! (Legends of Irondeep)

**Hang On!** is the thirty-ninth episode of Campaign 3 and the tenth episode of Legends of Irondeep.

Duck Team hitches a ride on the serpent's scales and battles for its fate! Hardwon tries a new delicacy, Sol bonds with Swag, and Callie faces her archenemy: Bean Rat.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.
* "Melora's Boon" by Emily Axford.
* "Bronzebeard Baddies" by Emily Axford.
* "Hospitable" by Emily Axford.
* "Gunslinger's Girl" by Emily Axford.
* "Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford.
* "Bittersweet Sixteen" by Emily Axford.
* "Hardwon Takes the Wheel" by Emily Axford.
* "Twinkling Lights of Galaderon" by Emily Axford.
* "Jolene the Green" by Emily Axford.
* "Winter's Mantle" by Emily Axford.
* "Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford.
* "Calling the Elementals" by Emily Axford.
* "Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Drago Sierpinski

**Drago Sierpinski** is Jens Lyndelle's landlord.

## Bio

Drago often gets into arguments with Jens over late rent payments and the fact that he has four secret roommates.

## Description

Drago has an eastern European accent. He wears a red jumpsuit and has an expensive looking gold watch. He is a dragonborn.

## Role in the Story

A psychic version of Drago appears in the Triplet's memories before being destroyed by Vurliss.

## References

1. ↑ Trinyvale Episode 16: Apartment Amuck!
Dolly Montgomery

### Died

Drank poison tea from Moonshine CybinEpisode 64: The Cybin Siblings (The Shadowfell Saga with Brennan Lee Mulligan)

### First Appearance

Episode 63: Grimhawk Manor (The Shadowfell Saga with Brennan Lee Mulligan)

**Dolly Montgomery** is a member of the Montgomery Family, who usually stays inside Grimhawk Manor. She is described as looking in her mid twenties in that ageless vampire way. Her sister Priscilla is grafted to her stomach like a Baby Bjorn.
Callista the Cruel

**Callista the Cruel** is a greater Summer Faerie. She guarded the summer ring on the way to Cerenysus's Crown until she was killed by the Prophet Cain.

## Description

Callista is a greater Summer Faerie with flaming skin, hair, armor, and a raspy voice. She wields a flaming bow. Callista hates mortals and actively attacks them when she encounters them. She is disdainful towards her fellow faeries.

## Role in The Story

Callista is an important faerie brought up several times throughout faerie lore in Eldermourne. She eventually battles the Third Mates on the summer ring on the way to Cerenysus's Crown.

## References

1. ↑ Eldermourne Episode 39: Cain vs. Callista
Episode 30: Smuggler's Bounty (The Cutthroat Chronicles with Siobhan Thompson)

Art by: @apple-scrumper

**Smuggler's Bounty** is the thirtieth episode in the series and the first episode of The Cutthroat Chronicles.

The Band of Boobs say goodbye to the Crick and head off for a relaxing getaway -- but is their vacation doomed from the start? Hardwon pulls off some sick tricks, Beverly beefs it big time, and Moonshine tries to get laid. Siobhan Thompson joins us as 'Field Elf' Barbarian Apple Scrumper!

## Quotes

* "Down at the Crick, if we're making dinner you don't have to choose sides. You can load up your plate with as many sides as you want."
* "Some people just like to go hog on cornbread."
* "A polite nod to all of you and uh, go fuck yourselves I guess."
* "We already moved once!" "I know we already moved once...three thousand years ago, and you hate to have to move twice in ten thousand years."
* "I love my new sinewy Dad."
* "You can't get pregnant in a threesome, right?"
* "I'm Hardwon Surefoot! Bastard of the mountain! Conservative with my gold!"
* "I'm not owned, YOU'RE OWNED!"
* "Why trick when you can slap-stick?"
* "Didn't think I'd be in a four-way today, but let's go."

## Trivia

* Balnor does not consider where he came out of the card the place of his birth.
* Beverly is immune to poison which allows him to drink a bit more than other people before it affects him.

## Music/Sound Effects

* 'Seagulls' by Dobroide at Freesound.org .
* 'Sea Waves' by Owl at Freesound.org .
* 'Big Crowd Chatter' by Kyster at Freesound.org .
* 'Crowd in a Bar' by Leandros Ntounis at Freesound.org .
* 'Skeeball' by RTB45 at Freesound.org .
* 'Woodpeckers and Other Birds' by Kyster at Freesound.org ."

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NAD&DP Subreddit Thread
Elemental Chaos

The Elemental Plane is a plane of existence that can be reached through a special ritual requiring (according to Crick Elves) near nudity and some crick water.

It is home to four titans: The Earth Elemental, The Water Elemental, The Air Elemental, and The Fire Elemental.

When a player defeats an elemental they can become that elemental's champion and gain special skills and abilities based off of that elementals characteristics.

The Band of Boobs first visit The Chaos to receive the blessings of each elemental. They return later on with Uku and Tonathan Tinkle as pit stop to talk about what's happening with The Watchman.

## Geography

The Elemental Chaos is described by Murph as armageddon, a place where the elements run wild. The sky is filled with thunder and lightning, to the west there is a fearsome sea, to the east an erupting volcano, and to the north there are mountains with a valley path. Ol' Cobb notes that the current status of The Chaos is much worse than when he visited ages ago.

In the Northern Mountains there is a Earth Temple where the Titan of Earth resides. It is described as crude, made of stone and clay. Suspended in the sky above the mountain range is the Air Temple, surrounded by spinning cyclones.

In the West there is a fearsome ocean which is where the the Titan of Water resides in the Sunken Temple. The sea is inhabited by sunken men, who help maintain the temple. There are also algae monsters who grant breathing underwater if attached to one's neck.
Big Bev

**Big Bev Cybin** is Jolene Cybin's grandson and a guardian of the hidden Crick. He is secretly the young black dragon hatched by the Band of Boobs during the Moonstone Saga.

## Description

Big Bev has long, pointy ears, and yellow, catlike eyes. He has long, shaggy black hair and a black goatee. When Duck Team finds him he is covered in bruises from being tortured by the Blue Elves. He has a wide smile that is missing several teeth, although it is unclear whether that was from the torture or just general lack of dental hygiene.

He is a short king, and stands at around five feet tall.

In his draconic form Bev is a massive Black Dragon.

## Role in the Story

#### The Dragon Elf Chronicles

Before Glen's planned attack, Jolene had called back all of the void elf rangers for fear that one of the dragon elf factions would kidnap them and use them to gain entry to the Crick. All returned but Big Bev, leading Jolene to assume he had been captured. She asks Duck Team to rescue him from the grasp of the blue dragon elves.

In an attempt to kill the Ancient Blue Dragon who rules the blue dragon elves as King, Duck Team sneaks in through the prison, where they find Big Bev. They go to rescue Shroomrot, where Bev tells the team his full name and reveals he is a dragon. Callie rides Bev into battle and he is downed, but manages to survive.
Buzzer's Cutters

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## Buzzer's Cutters

### First Appearance

Ep. 77: Enter the Nine Hells (The Hellfire Chronicles)

Buzzer's Cutters was a group of biker devils who sought after soul coins in the first level of The Nine Hells.

## Members

* Buzzer
* Ripchain
* Dancesaw

## Buzzer

Buzzer is described as the leader of the group, a la the name, but his rank as leader isn't very important to the others. He is described as having red skin and wears a jacket which reads "Buzzer's Cutters." He's also able to summon hell wasps from his stomach by vomiting them up.

## Dancesaw

Dancesaw is described as having green skin and constantly dancing atop her infernal motorcycle. She is able to invoke the need to dance in other people.

She is decimated by Beverly, who smites her to death. She turns to ash.

## Role in The Story

### The Hellfire Chronicles

Buzzer and his cutters, riding their infernal motorcycles, engage The Band of Boobs immediately upon their entry to The Nine Hells. They express discourse between the three, neither truly being loyal to the other, but they seek soul coins as none of them have any. Soul coins being the only way devils can climb up the rung of hierarchy, they try to murder The Boobs and take them as their minions. The Boobs eventually kill Buzzer and Dancesaw, but afterwards let Ripchain live in exchange for directions to Josh's Hideout.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 77: Enter the Nine Hells (The Hellfire Chronicles)
Eldermourne Episode 29: Sirenloch

**Sirenloch** is the twenty-ninth episode in campaign 2.

The Third Mates attempt to quell a Horror uprising in West Precinct! Fia hatches an escape plan, Henry goes dad-mode on the Necrophone, and Zirk says goodbye.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Underwater" by Scratchikken at Freesound.org.
* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Broken Heart Banshee" by Emily Axford.
* "Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.
* "Drained" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "Gunvar" by Emily Axford.
* "Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.
* "A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.
* "Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.
* "Demi-God" by Emily Axford.
* "Hardwon Takes the Wheel" by Emily Axford.
* "Eldermourne" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Campaign 3, Episode 47: Bad Vibes (The Undersea Interlude)

**Bad Vibes** is the forty-seventh episode of Campaign 3 and the first episode of the Undersea Interlude.

Duck Team boards their shoddy sub and heads for the undersea city of Tsunare! Calder teaches scuba lessons, Callie becomes a pirate captain, and Sol uses his tongue condom.

## Trivia

* During the episode, Duck Team finds a Pearl of Power with a giant magical clam. While this pearl is on a player's person, they can use an action to speak its command word and regain one expended spell slot. If the expended slot was of 4th level or higher, the new slot is 3rd level. Once they use the pearl, it can't be used again until the next dawn.
* This episode features Seahorse racing. Betting on a seahorse requires a minimum bet of 50 gold. The mechanics for Seahorse race betting are:
	+ To win, you must roll the highest possible number on your dice.
		- If you bet on the “Favorite,” Sea Breeze, roll 1d4. If you roll the 4 on the d4, you win 4x the money you bet.
		- If you bet on the “Solid Racer,” Dynamite, roll 1d8. If you roll the 8, you win 8x your bet.
		- If you bet on the “Long Shot,” Sunny, roll 1d12. If you roll the 12, you win 12x your bet.
		- If you bet on the “Hail Mary,” Slow Danny Eggs, roll 1d20. If you roll a natural 20, you win 20x your bet.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org.

* “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.

* "The Wild Down Below" by Emily Axford.

* "Puzzle Beats" by Emily Axford.

* "Corrupted" by Emily Axford.

* "Tsunare" by Emily Axford.

* "The Sea Elves" by Emily Axford.

* "Ursia" by Emily Axford.

* "The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford.

* "Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.

* "The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Cool Jens

Art by Caldwell Tanner

**Cool Jens** is one of Mercurio Delurio's parasites.

## Bio

Unlike the rest of his fellow parasites, he is not inserted via Butterfinger Beebee, but is instead shoved into Jens Lyndelle's mouth by Mercurio, as Jens refused to eat any Delurio's Curios products. He also has a much deeper voice than the rest of the parasites. He is removed from Jen's body via Onyx Lumiere's Banishing Smite. He freaks out in the parking lot at Zogaf and Norwalk's wedding, and then gets high with the catering staff. He is later destroyed by the Gnomish Hammer of Justice, along with Kenny and KT.

## References

1. ↑ Trinyvale Episode 18: Quicksilver Coup
2. ↑ Trinyvale Episode 21: Plaintiffs & Paramours
Eldermourne Episode 27: Broken Bonds

**Broken Bonds** is the twenty-seventh episode in campaign 2.

The Third Mates confront Stella Vervain and uncover a conspiracy in West Precinct. Hank defends his son's honor, Fia sticks it to the Reaper, and Zirk stands up to his mom.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Sci-fi Laboratory" by Qubodup at Freesound.org.
* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "The Pact" by Emily Axford.
* "The Purge" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "Alone" by Emily Axford.
* "Cursed" by Emily Axford.
* "Demi-God" by Emily Axford.
* "The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford.
* "Young Love" by Emily Axford.
* "Gunvar" by Emily Axford.
* "All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.
* "Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Bubble Knight

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**Bubble Knights** act as the city guard of Ezry. Their primary duty is to protect the citizens of the Arcane Bubble from the R. Cane addicts in the Outer Rim. The Bubble Knights are housed in the Ezry Barracks, under the command of Captain Oswald. The Bubble Knights are multiracial, but all dress in glowing dark-blue plate.

There appears to be an intellectual split between the leadership of the Bubble Knights, though it's unclear where the majority of the rank-and-file stand in this debate. On one hand, Captain Oswald supports Professor Duttle's plot to use memory-altering drugs, dubious physical enhancement, and reanimation magics to wipe out the drug dealers and their enablers, and five supporting knights joined her when she moved to silence Stunkbug. On the other hand, Lieutenant Bricker displays fierce loyalty to rules and guidelines, and would presumably reject Oswald's underhanded methods. It's unclear how many, if any, of the Bubble Knights would join Bricker's side in such a debate.

## Trivia

* Stunkbug felt a blossoming sensation of love toward Captain Oswald, then she died while trying to kill him.
* Exactly one of the Bubble Knights has an enormous butt. Stunkbug winked at him.
Campaign 3, Episode 28: Pulling Strings (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)

**Pulling Strings** is the twenty-eighth episode of campaign three, and the fourteenth episode of the Dragon Elf Chronicles.

Duck Team recovers from their battle with the King and attempts to broker peace with the remaining High Princes. Calder discovers a new fear, Sol destroys everything he touches, and Callie plays matchmaker.

## Music and Sound Effects

* “Harp Heaven" by X3nus.
* "Orchestral Royal Theme Fanfare" by humanoide9000 at Freesound.org.
* "Realistic Arrow" by Brendan89 at Freesound.org.
* "Jolene the Green" by Emily Axford.
* "Irina" by Emily Axford.
* "The Boy King's Court" by Emily Axford.
* "Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford.
* "Gladeholm" by Emily Axford.
* "Vinril's Minerals" by Emily Axford.
* "Nightcap" by Emily Axford.
* "Solving Puzzles" by Emily Axford.
* "The Glittering Lady" by Emily Axford.
* "A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.
* "Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford.
* "A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Left is Left, Right is Center" by Emily Axford.
* "Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.
* "Qwiksus" by Emily Axford.
* "Lilith LaTrix" by Emily Axford.
* "Secret Basement" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Eldermourne Episode 22: Ghost Dragon

**Ghost Dragon** is the twenty-second episode in campaign 2.

The Third Mates grapple with a spectral dragon... and a moral quandary! Fia embodies her fears, Zirk unveils his healing gun, and Henry gets buried.

## Plot Synopsis

The Third Mates are staring down a ghostly dragon that seems to be guarding the ruins of the Zelbuldar 3 outpost. Looking to the Guardians of The Grove book for guidance, they quickly deduce that this monster is not an undead drake, but rather a collection of hundreds of deepfolk ghosts, projecting as a single, furious entity. It also becomes clear from the spirits’ angry shouts that it held the Scrappers responsible for the destruction of Zelbuldar 3, and was attempting to find them.

Fia, Henry and Zirk attempt to sneak through the ruins to find Grez before the dragon, but after having no luck locating her, they attempt an attack on the dragon. Things quickly go south, with some insanely bad rolls from Fia, Henry being restrained in fear, and Zirk falling down a fissure. They are forced to flee, and just narrowly escape by helping each other reach an abandoned house, where a few Scrappers were hiding out.

Fia, Henry, and Zirk follow the Scrappers to their basement hiding spot and see that they are more or less holding Grez hostage. After hearing what the dragon had to say, Grez had backed out on their deal to kill it, and Scrappers are trying to coerce her to help. Caught in the middle, the Third Mates question the Scrappers' leader, a guy in a ram helm, who is clearly lying about his lack of involvement in the destruction of Zelbuldar 3. Ram helm then gives them an ultimatum: to help the Scrappers kill the dragon, or die. The Third Mates reach for their weapons, a face-off imminent.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.
* "Zirk" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "Zelbuldar 3" by Emily Axford.
* "Ghost Dragon" by Emily Axford.
* "The Scrappers" by Emily Axford.
* "Healing Worm" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Corbeau Babineaux

Art by duck-speak.

**Corbeau Babineaux** is a human (kenku statistics + hexblood) monk played by Jake Hurwitz in Eldermourne as a part of the Hexbloods Arc.

## Bio

When Corbeau was young he was turned into a Hexblood Centurion by the Mad Mage Meriwyn. He fought giants in the north and defended Harrenford. When Meriwyn went bad, he fought her to the death along with Tarragon and Jabari. The three of them are currently the last Hexbloods.

Corbeau lives in Outer Borough, specifically in a cellar with his familiar, an elderly Irish Wolfhound named Lake. To make ends meet, Corbeau panhandles in the market, giving inspiring yet meaningless speeches and collecting tips in the plague doctor mask he wore to battle as a Hexblood. Corbeau has a nihilistic outlook, claiming the goal of his speeches is to confuse people into questioning their lives.

## Role in the Story

Along with Jabari Hightower and Tarragon Snakeroot, Corbeau completes The Hexbuds adventuring party.

## Abilities

### Racial Abilities

#### Hexblood Abilities

* Darkvision
* *Hex* 1/day.

#### Racial Abilities

*Kenku reskinned as a human.*

* *Expert Forgery.* You can duplicate other creatures' handwriting and craftwork. You have advantage on all checks made to produce forgeries or duplicates of existing objects.
* *Kenku Training.* You are proficient in your choice of two of the following skills: Acrobatics, Deception, Stealth, and Sleight of Hand.
* *Mimicry.* You can mimic sounds you have heard, including voices. A creature that hears the sounds can tell they are imitations with a successful Wisdom (Insight) check opposed by your Charisma (Deception) check.

### Monk Abilities

* *Unarmored Defense*
* *Martial Arts*
* *Ki*
* *Unarmored Movement*
* *Deflect Missiles*
* *Monastic Tradition: Mercy*
	+ *Implements of Mercy*
	+ *Hand of Healing*
	+ *Hand of Harm*
* *Slow Fall*
* *Extra Attack*
* *Stunning Strike*
* *Ki-Empowered Strikes*
* *Monastic Tradition Feature*
	+ *Physician's Touch*
* *Evasion*
* *Stillness of Mind*
* *Unarmored Movement Improvement*
* *Purity of Body*
* *Monastic Tradition Feature*
	+ *Flurry of Healing and Harm*
* *Tongue of the Sun and Moon*
* *Diamond Soul*

## Statistics

### Ability Scores

 DEX
 CON
 INT
 WIS
 CHA

* AC: 19

### Skills

* Persuasion (+1)
* Deception\* (+6)
* Stealth\* (+10)
* Insight\* (+9)

### Familiars

* Lake (Irish Wolfhound, Blink Dog statistics)

### Levels

* Level 11 During the Hexblood Arc
* Level 14 During the Finale (Episode 41)
Cyril Coldain

Cyril Coldain is the younger son of King Cyrus Coldain, and heir to the throne of Frostwind.

## Description

Cyril is described as being sickly pale and extremely dweeby. He is well described by the way Hardwon falsely describes The Pale Prince.

He likes graphic scrolls and doesn't care about much at all.

## Role in The Story

#### The Frostwind Chapter

Though he is not seen in Frostwind, Jaina Bronzebeard mentions that because Gemma had been assassinated, a new marriage between Cyril and the last living Bronzebeard heiress may be arranged.

It is inferred that he is at the Cold Iron Keep during the events of the series.

#### The Chosen Saga

Cyril is in attendance at The Astral Keep alongside his father during the war council to discuss Thiala and Ilsed. He seems uninterested and bored. After Thiala appears and commands Alanis to blow up the keep, it is assumed that he was sent flying into space along with the rest of those in attendance.

## Non-Canon Appearances

#### Nannerfly Effect

Cyril appears bored during the investigation surrounding Gemma's attempted murder. Beverly thinks he's cute, but his attitude proves to be shitty.

Later, Cyrus sends him along with The Boobs to make the arrest on Wilhelm Bronzebeard, but he doesn't want to. Forced to go, he jumps off the SS Stormborn onto one of the Bronzebeard flagship, but injuries himself greatly. Eventually, The Boobs succeed in their mission, and Cyril picks up Wilhelm's decapitated head in order to take the credit.

He and Bev were engaged.
Campaign 3, Episode 35: Le Lantern (Legends of Irondeep)

**Le Lantern** is the thirty-fifth episode of Campaign 3 and the sixth episode of Legends of Irondeep.

Duck Team goes undercover to investigate Mothership Bronze! Hardwon attempts to flirt, Callie gets a bachelorette party, and Sol has an identity crisis on the dance floor.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Monster Beats" by Frankum at Freesound.org.
* "Techno Pop" by Frankum at Freesound.org.
* "Love, TechnoHouse, & Peace" by Frankum at Freesound.org.
* "Sunday Acid Jam" by Georgeke at Freesound.org.
* "Crackling Fire" by sagetyrtle at Freesound.org.
* "Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org.
* "Large Crash" by CGEffex at Freesound.org.
* "A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Bronzebeard Baddies" by Emily Axford.
* "Detect Thoughts" by Emily Axford.
* "The Down Below" by Emily Axford.
* "Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.
* "Hospitable" by Emily Axford.
* "All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.
* "Zelbuldar" by Emily Axford.
* "Bear Prince" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Derlin

(Image by u/Phylodox on Reddit)

**Derlin** is one of the three halfling Green Teens who came to Moonstone for the Jamboreen but was led into danger by Scoutmaster Denny and subsequently kidnapped by bullywugs.

## Description

Derlin is described as a black haired, chubby teenager who is not as bright as his compatriot Erlin, since Cran and Derlin tried to convince Hardwon to touch the King's cursed sword. He takes a particular shine to Hardwon Surefoot, this isn't reciprocated.

As an adult, Derlin is described as being equally as joyous as he was in childhood and having filled out. He has long black hair tied in a neat bun above his head. He is described as being fully hot now.

## Role in The Story

**The Moonstone Saga**

In Moonstone, The Band of Boobs venture into the swamps to free Derlin and the other Green Teens from the bullywugs after Scoutmaster Denny abandons them. The Boobs are successful in doing so, and Derlin takes a liking to his new scoutmasters, Hardwon and Moonshine.

**The Galaderon Saga**

In Galaderon, Derlin appears in the castle courtyard as a member of the Green Teen Glee Team, and joins the other Green Teens in their escape from the castle. He follows The Boobs to the Church District and is with the Green Knights when they escape to the Feywild.

**A Faerie Tale**

In the Feywild, Derlin was turned into a honey goblin by the Bear Prince. He is later rescued by The Band of Boobs and Cran and is thankful to be back with his wife. He is visibly excited to see his old friends and thankful to no longer be a honey goblin.

He and Cran give The Boobs instructions and directions after their battle with the Bear Prince, and stays behind at the prince's den as The Boobs set off.

## Trivia

* His wiki picture was Russell from Up for the longest time.
Batilda

Art by E-Glue

**Batilda** is Fia Boginya's mentor, a Blade Witch serving in the order of the Guardians of the Grove. She is cantankerous, good humored, and deeply loves Fia, who she regards as a daughter.

## Bio

Batilda lives in an abandoned locomotive in the forest outside of Thornkirk. She belonged to a group called The Blades, within which she hunted Horrors. Batilda saves a teenaged Fia from execution by scale, taking her under her wing and training her as a witch. Eight years before the campaign began, she disappeared shortly after being seen meeting with a figure dressed as a horror hunter and carrying a small bell.

It was later revealed that she went to the Temple of the Guardians, where she, along with her mentor Braden Kenley, planned to reveal the truth about Cerenysus to the rest of the Blades and Smiths. Unfortunately, they were interrupted by Cain and Moxora, who told everyone that they lied to the rest of the organization for years, and offered everyone the opportunity to join the Reaper. After nobody accepted, Moxora summoned an army of Earth Elementals, and Cain and Batilda began a duel. Batilda ultimately defeats Cain, but is left injured. Near death, her life is saved after Olwen the Sullen discovers her and freezes her body.

## Role In The Story

The Third Mates discover Batilda's frozen body in the Temple and heal her. They battle Olwen for her freedom, and escape to Zelbuldar Seven, where Batilda recovers from her intense exhaustion. Before she begins resting, Batilda allows Fia, Hank and Zirk to take the Oath of the Guardians and officially become Blades.

After recovering, Batilda continues training Fia by creating an illusion of her dead body and dressing up as a sheet ghost and bopping Fia with a training sword. She claims horrors can come from anywhere, and hides for the rest of the night. She also begins to bond with Tab.

After they travel to Sirenloch, Batilda and Fia have a second duel with the Prophet Cain. They escape, but Bukvar is kidnapped. She comforts Fia, and reassures her that they are making the right choice by not giving up Irina.

She later says her goodbyes to the Third Mates as they travel to Endoterra, while she goes to the Capital to try to restore Walder Lachnamoore's memories.

## References

1. ↑ Eldermourne Episode 7: Trial by Scale
Baffin

Baffin is a sea elf and the leader of the Paddle Puppies.

## Bio

Baffin is the leader of the Paddle Puppies, a group of paddleboarding sea elves who have won the past three Beerlympics Drinkcathlons. They are well-known around the town of Salty Peaks.

## Description

Baffin is a sea elf. They wear a wetsuit that looks as if the sleeves have been ripped off, and a motorcycle jacket tied around their waist. Their hair is spiked, curly, and light blue and it ends in a short rat tail.

Despite being very good at flip cup, they appear to be generally rude and confrontational.

## Role In The Story

#### The Mavrus Chronicles

Baffin gets in an argument with Mavrus the Unskooled at a house party, forcing Mavrus to publicly name The Bon Frères and initiating a rivalry. This confrontation makes it all the more important that the Bon Frères rescue Carl, so that they can compete against the Paddle Puppies and regain the town's respect.

## Quotes

* "Winning is *way* more exciting than knowledge." - Baffin to Mavrus the Unskooled

## References

1. ↑ The Mavrus Chronicles Episode 1: Hot Boy Summer, 00:27:00
Eldermourne Episode 18: Temple of the Guardians

**Temple of the Guardians** is the eighteenth episode in campaign 2.

The Third Mates encounter a crew of bandits, then head into the temple to search for Batilda. Zirk gets a little too excited about traps, Fia goes full stage mom, and Henry meets someone even sadder than him.

## Plot Synopsis

The Third Mates take on a crew of bandits who identify themselves as members of Quick Blast Cass Calloway’s posse. Things look grim for a moment there as Henry is downed by the bandit Ranch, but Fia is able to capitalize on the bandits’ weapon reloading time while Zirk brings Henry back up. After killing the bandit named Horseshit with *Dragonfire*, they are able to get Ranch and the Rexes to surrender, learning in the process that Quick Blast is already inside the temple.

They quickly free some goats and then enter the temple, discovering a summer and winter key amongst matching murals depicting fairies of the same seasons. They decide to follow the winter path, whereupon they meet the Great Winter Fairy, Olwen the Sullen. Olwen replays a visual projection of the slaughtering of the Blades as it happened eight years previously. They are horrified by the slaughter, but are able to follow Batilda’s footsteps deeper into the temple and beyond the chamber.

They immediately come upon Quick Blast Cass Calloway, who is stealing from the offerings within the temple. She grabs a sapphire that triggers a trap, forcing the Third Mates to deal with whirling blades while putting on a play with Bukvar and Spritel, wherein the familiar and homunculus pretend to be the stolen sapphire. Mercifully Bukvar is able to convincingly portray a pop-up sapphire, allowing the Third Mates to escape the trap and enter the next room, which appears to be a bridge over a dark abyss.

Before they can cross it, Quick Blast jumps out from the shadows and grabs Zirk, dangling him over the edge. She threatens to drop him if they group does not drop their weapons

## Quotes

* “Seems like everybody forgot with their characters are like...” -The long suffering DM

## Music and Sound Effects

* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Bloody Mural" by Emily Axford.
* "Olwen the Sullen" by Emily Axford.
* "Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.
* "On the Edge" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "Deadeye" by Emily Axford.
* "The Red Fen" by Emily Axford.
* "Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Barnaby

**Barnaby** is Tonathan Tinkle's familiar.

## Description

Barnaby is an adorable barn owl. Tonathan has the ability to look through his eyes.

## History

Barnaby traveled to Moonstone with Tonathan and observed the Band of Boobs fighting the Cracked Tooth Clan, although he didn't come and help.

## Role in the Story

Barnaby joins Tonathan and the Boobs on their journey to the Watchtower, where they hoped to meet the Watchman. Barnaby flies ahead and is confused when the tower goes invisible due to its magical protection, but eventually is able to enter. He tries to avoid the Fire Elemental during the trials. Barnaby is later given the ability to cast Spare the Dying, which he uses to save Beverly’s life after he is knocked off the tower.

Barnaby is present when Tonathan and Uku plan to kill the Watchman.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 33: Dangerous Knowledge (On the Road Again with Nathan Yaffe)
2. ↑ Episode 12: The Watchman (The Road to Galaderon with Nathan Yaffe)
Bevel the Servant

## Role in the Story

Bevel was a servant helping to serve sliders at the pre-execution brunch for the execution of Beverly Toegold IV, before being pulled aside by the Boobs in an effort to warn innocent civilians of the impending invasion by Thiala.

He was initially scared because he believed he had messed up with the type of cheese on the sliders, which was Munster cheese, which Hardwon mistakenly tasted as Gruyere.

After Moonshine shows her elf features, she warns him of the attack and tells him to let whomever he wants to know about the attack and to leave, without telling the Chosen, or his 'dick manager'. Hardwon then tips him after taking a few sliders.

He does recognize Beverly, but they tell him to "big time shush on that" information. He then drops the platter of sliders and takes off running, failing or choosing to warn anyone. A few guards take notice but do nothing, and another servant notices and yells after him to no avail.

It is unknown what happens to Bevel after the Galaderon Civil War.
Captain Hat

This **Pirate Captain's Hat** was first owned by Elias Stormborn and hidden in a cubby in the captain's quarters on his ship, the SS Stormborn.

## Role in The Story

**Tales From the Crick**

When on the SS Stormborn, Hardwon Surefoot discovers his father's hat on ship. Inside is stitched it's previous owner's name: "Elias, The Stormborn." He dons it proudly.

**The Frostwind Chapter**

When confronting Jaina Bronzebeard at The Fox & The Thrush, Hardwon takes his hat off in order to be as honest as he can about his involvement with Gemma.
Campaign 3, Episode 36: The Down Below (Legends of Irondeep)

**The Down Below** is the thirty-sixth episode of Campaign 3 and the seventh episode of Legends of Irondeep.

Duck Team deals with the literal fallout of dropping a cable car out of the sky! Callie bonds with the local wildlife, Sol takes the fall, and Hardwon loses his beans.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Bronzebeard Baddies" by Emily Axford.
* "All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.
* "Bear Prince" by Emily Axford.
* "Angels and Devils" by Emily Axford.
* "A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.
* "Microbrews Cruise" by Emily Axford.
* "Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford.
* "The Red Fen" by Emily Axford.
* "The Ruins of Cragwater" by Emily Axford.
* "Shadowfell" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* NADDPod Subreddit Thread
Episode 15: A Bastard No More (The Galaderon Saga)

**A Bastard No More** is the fifteenth episode in the series and the third episode of The Galaderon Saga.

The Band of Boobs set off on their quest to bust Bev's dad out of the dungeon! The gang learns more about The Widow and Galad, Hardwon bonds with his rat uncle, Beverly gets up to invisible hijinks, and Moonshine meets a foe so inhospitable, she can't keep her jambalaya down.

## Plot Synopsis

The gang discusses Hardwon's past on the SS Stormborn. It becomes clear that the Chosen are part of some kind of conspiracy against the crown. They decide they must bust Beverly's dad out of jail, and Red, Hardwon's ratfolk "uncle", suggests they use the old dwarven tunnels within the mountain, where the Widow was staying. They also call up Ol' Cobb to join them in the jailbreak.

They plan to meet up with Ol' Cobb and enter the mines via tram car in Lower Galaderon. As they exit the tram, however, several Chosen knights seem to be following them. They covertly meet Cobb, as Moonshine convinces a beggar to cause a distraction while Beverly gets a street taco. As they make a break for the tram during the distraction, a few Chosen knights follow them, and a fight ensues on the tram. During the fight, which includes an invisible Beverly embarrassing one of the knights, everyone gets on top of the tram to make the jump into the tunnels.

Once in the tunnels, they head towards the center of the mountain. Along the way, they come upon a group of sadomasochistic goat men, who truly disgust both the characters and the cast. After they quickly kill the goat men, they head deeper into the mountain, and come across the Widow's camp. After rolling poorly across the board, they move on, and run into some Duergar, cursed dark dwarves. They defeat them as well, taking them captive. The Duergar reveal that the Widow was captured by Chosen not too long ago, and taken hostage. The group continue, and find the ruined dwarven city actually full of Duergar.

## Notable Lore

* The history of Galad Rosell, The Widow, and Elias Stormborn
* Cragwater

## Music/ Sound Effects

* "A Bastard No More" by Emily Axford.
* "The Ruins of Cragwater" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NAD&DP Subreddit Thread
Death Lance

**The Death Lance** is a magical weapon wielded by Zalek of The Hounds. Its properties include when an opponent is dropped to zero by the sword, they automatically die.

## History

When first fighting the the Band of Boobs, Zalek used the Death Lance is used to drop Hardwon to 0, killing him. (Though he is promptly revivified by Bev). It is then stowed in the group's bag of holding and promptly forgotten about.
Broomba

Self-sweeping broom sweeping a stone floor

Broombas are enchanted brooms that sweep the floor automatically. They have been referenced twice throughout the series in the Arcane Bubble is Ezry and at Beverly Toegold's parent's house. They can be commanded to do chores and they are bad at mopping up liquids, they just move it around.
Crick Water

**Crick Water** is a drug created and used in The Crick. Instead of drinking it, one would huff it. It is highly caffeinated and highly alcoholic. Drinking it produces a vivid hallucination, while huffing it just gets you *very high.*It is potent enough to get an orc drunk on a single sniff. It's also referred to as Bathtub Mead, and can be made by fermenting raccoon urine under the moonlight for 3 months.

## References

1. ↑ Ep. 1: Green Teens Gone (The Moonstone Saga)
Crick Elves

**Crick Elves** are a sub-race of Elf who were ostracized by the High Elves to the dank shores of The Crick. The Crick Elves are a matriarchal society, and values the importance of hospitality, friendship, and family.

## Societal Hierarchy

Within the matriarchy of The Crick, there are the following roles:

* **Mee Maw:** The Mee Maw is the current birthing mother of the society. Mee Maw is revered as a leader of the clan, and mothers the young'uns of The Crick. The Mee Maw is determined to be whomever is most fertile within the clan.
* **Ol' Folks Circle**: Council of Elders who elect the Mee Maw and provide guidance.
* **Adults:** Adults in The Crick assist Mee Maw in tending the young'uns and keeping the society running.
* **Young'uns**: Young'uns in The Crick outnumber adults roughly 12:1. Children in the society, Young'uns run free and enjoy playing with fire.

## Notable Crick Elves

* **Moonshine Cybin:** Moonshine is one of the three almost-heroes who are attempting to save the Green Teens from Bullywugs. She is the most fertile adult in The Crick, and is slated to become the next Mee Maw; however, Moonsine is ambivalent about becoming Mee Maw and used Crick Rot as an excuse to leave The Crick. The current hope is that Maw Maw Gump becomes the first Possum Mee Maw of The Crick.
* **Jolene Cybin**: The current Mee Maw, friend to Maw Maw. She is a very powerful druid.
* **Billy Ray Cybin****:** The first of the Crick Elves to succumb to Crick Rot. Moonshine's cousin-nephew.
* **Cooter****:** A cousin of Moonshine who the heroes encounter on the road outside of Galaderon. It is Cooter who first tells Moonshine about Crick Rot. He appears to be infected himself, but has been to see the High Priest to keep the disease under control.
* **Ol' Cobb**is an old bounty hunter who the Band of Boobs encounter in Galaderon.
* **Marabelle Cybin:** Formerly a Crick Elf, Moonshine's aunt who became a demon in her quest to claim The Crick for herself.
* **Melf**: a Crick Elf who kept a pen of rattle snakes, or as the Crick Elves call them, rattlers. The acid from the spell "Melf's Acid Arrow" comes from his rattlers.

## Cuisine

Crick Elves are known far and wide for their hospitality, which of course means their food. Crick Elves have crawfish boils about as much as they can, in good and bad times. The brown part of the crawfish is considered the best part, and a much sought after delicacy. Jambalaya is a speciality of Moonshine and her people. It can be made with just about anything you can find, from Bullywugs to Crocodiles.
Campaign 3, Episode 17: The Green Lord (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)

Art by tiredbread.

**The Green Lord** is the seventeenth episode in campaign 3, and the third episode in The Dragon Elf Chronicles.

Duck Team speaks to Queen Umberspore and follows up on a clue about the mysterious egg! Callie blooms, Sol shows off his rock-climbing skills, and Calder drunk dials his helm.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "Harp Heaven" by X3nus.
* "Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org.
* "Sad Mandolin" by Cottager at Freesound.org.
* "Forsaken" by Emily Axford.
* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "The Baron's Estate" by Emily Axford.
* "Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.
* "Bittersweet Sixteen" by Emily Axford.
* "Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.
* "The Pact" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "The Red Fen" by Emily Axford.
* "Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford.
* "Cursed" by Emily Axford.
* "The Fairy" by Emily Axford.
* "Tarragon" by Emily Axford.
* "A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.
* "Secret Basement" by Emily Axford.
* "Crash Landing" by Emily Axford.
* "Heed the Mushroom's Call" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread
Dr. Lanfizz

**Dr. Lanfizz** is a Mothership scientist in Ezry, tasked with making S-Class Synthetic Knights.

## Description

Dr. Lanfizz is an older Gnomish man with big glasses.

## Role in the Story

Dr. Lanfizz greets Duck Team as they prepare to undergo the experiment by stripping down. He reassures Calder that eighty percent of the people who go through these experiments do it naked. He seems to have a pretty loose attitude regarding rules, as he allows all of Duck Team to turn into S-Class Knights in the same tube.

He is killed by Beatrix Netherin before the experiment can be completed.

## References

1. ↑ Campaign 3, Episode 2: Symbol of Ezry (The Mothership Saga)
Eldermourne Episode 36: The Great Fairy Secret

**The Great Fairy Secret** is the thirty-sixth episode in campaign 2.

The two parties converge at the vault and find out what lies beyond its doors! Hank rocks a dimensional fanny pack, Fia steals a spell book, and Zirk attempts to level with a fellow wiener.

## Music and Sound Effects

* "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
* "Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.
* "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
* "Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.
* "Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.
* "Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.
* "A Memory" by Emily Axford.
* "The Ruins of Cragwater" by Emily Axford.
* "Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.
* "Gutless" by Emily Axford.
* "The Scales" by Emily Axford.
* "Oh, Melora!" by Emily Axford.

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* NADDPOD Subreddit Thread