Charlie Brown

Happy April Fools!

This is all canon

but extremely silly.

Charles "Charlie" Brown

## **Biography**

### **Childhood**

Charlie Brown was born in 1946 to an unknown couple, though his father was a Barber. As a child he was unliked by other kids. He soon adopted a Shirt with a zig zag pattern. He was friends with Shermy and Patty by 1950. He met Violet Gray in 1951 and they were on good terms at the time, though drifted apart as time went on.

Charlie Brown was introduced to Schroeder on May 30, 1951. As Schroeder was still a baby, Charlie Brown could not converse with him. On June 1 of the same year, Charlie Brown stated that he felt like a father to Schroeder; in fact, for quite some time, he sometimes acted like a father to him, trying to teach him words and reading stories to him, and on September 24 of that year, he taught Schroeder how to play the piano, thus allowing Schroeder to become the prodigy he would become in later life.

Then on that year's October 10, he told Schroeder the story of Beethoven and set the piano player's obsession with the composer. Charlie Brown placed the Beethoven bust on Schroeder's piano on November 26, 1951. Because of the odd paranormal nature of the area which Charlie Brown and the children inhabited, Schroeder aged rapidly over time, catching up to Charlie Brown in age, and Charlie Brown became less like a father figure and more like a close friend to Schroeder. Charlie Brown had Schroeder become his catcher for the first time on April 12, 1952.

Charlie Brown first met Lucy van Pelt on March 3, 1952. He was on better terms with her than later life, as they often made fun of each other out of mere playfulness. November 16, 1952, was the first time Charlie Brown was prevented by Lucy from kicking a football; she pulled it away because she feared that Charlie Brown would get her new football dirty, and then held it too tightly, so Charlie Brown was unable to kick it for a second time.

Charlie Brown first began flying a kite on April 25, 1952.

Charlie Brown first met Linus on September 19, 1952. Charlie Brown was unable to talk to him because he was an infant. Similar to Schroeder, Linus caught up to Charlie Brown in age and settled as being slightly younger than him, and on January 18, 1956, Linus befriended Charlie Brown, and eventually he would become Charlie Brown's best friend.

Charlie Brown continued to grow up and in that time had many adventures, including an incident in which he hosted a Christmas Pageant and got nothing but Rocks for one Halloween.

### **Childhood's end**

When Brown was a teenager, tragedy struck. Brown's dog Snoopy contracted Rabies and tore apart a Moreau Sapien bird, forcing Brown to put it down. He struggled with the death for sometime but eventually came to believe Snoopy was in heaven. He got a new dog, which became Snoopy II (*Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead*).

A Spell from Linus resulted in the Great Pumpkin coming to life. Linus appeared to have been killed but survived, only his blood and parts of his clothes being found. The Great Pumpkin's spirit, also known as Samhain, mind controlled the children into attempting to kill Charlie Brown. Brown survived their attempts to kill him but was forced to fight back, killing most of the group (*Bring me the Head of Charlie Brown*). He then confronted the Great Pumpkin after it had appeared to devour Lucy Van Pelt. While Brown was nearly killed, the Kite Eating Tree attacked and devoured the Great Pumpkin, ending the threat. Brown passed out and had a vision of his friends in hell (*Robot Chicken: The Time of the Great Pumpkin*).

### **Kite Man**

"Hell Yeah!"

Reaching an age close to his teens, Charlie Brown became a Costumed vigilante called Kite Man, while appearing to be a Super villain, he actually helped out Batman (Dick Grayson at the time) quite a number of times and so it seemed he was actually a sort of "Double agent". For instance he helped Batman bring in Villains and at one point gathered his own gang of criminals only to betray them, leading to their capture by Batman. Brown acted more confident in his alter ego, something common in people who wear masks acting differently. He once crashed into a tree as Kite Man and responded with "Rats!". He also participated on the Olympics for the nation of Zandia, which granted Supervillains amnesty in exchange for them doing favors for the nation, including a group of them competing in the Olympics.

In 1969, Charles Brown and Snoopy II were astronauts on the Apollo 10 Mission, essentially a dress rehearsal for the Moon landing in which they orbited the Moon. Surprisingly, he was 23 at the time.

### **Weapon Brown**

In the 1980's Brown was captured by the Syndicate of the MIB and turned into a cyborg. This group based their research on the long dead Red Ribbon Army, which coded their members with colors and naturally, Charlie became Weapon Brown. Snoopy was also experimented on, though was not given a codename. Brown also discovered that Lucy Van Pelt was alive and working for the Syndicate. He was programmed with codewords to keep him under control such as "Blockhead". Eventually he and Snoopy escaped. The remains of the weapon Brown project or Operation: P.E.A.N.U.T.S. were concealed by the Syndicate (*Weapon Brown*).

Brown went back to his supervillainy and his Kite Man identity. He had a son, who was tragically killed while Brown was living in Gotham, prompting him to make his return to stop a war between the Joker and the Riddler. He also dated Poison Ivy for a time and the two nearly married before breaking up due to Poison Ivy discovering her attraction to Harley Quinn.

His cybernetics, which prevented him from aging, allowed him to survive the nuclear war of 2077. He then began to journey the wasteland. He became aware of Linus's survival through satanic rituals and set out to prevent a"red Haired girl" whom he had fallen in love with, from being sacrificed to once more bring forth the Great Pumpkin. While he failed, Linus was killed and the Pumpkin destroyed. Brown even encountered Lucy Van Pelt and finally killed her in revenge for her actions. He was then brought into helping a group of survivors led by Anne Warbucks and battled another supersoldier in the form of Calvin Durden. Anne's adopted father was none other than Robert L.Booth. While in a position to kill him for dooming the world, Brown instead thanked him for bringing forth the world that he had now come to know and in a twisted way love.