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The Demon

* The Demon at a Window
* The Demon on TV static

The Demon, or The Vermander Demon is a demonic being that is bound via a blood pact with the Vermander Family, until the end of The Vermander Curse. It gains power through various methods in order to manifest itself, and if it manages to get enough power, it can cause more havoc than it was initially sent to cause.

## Description

The Demon is a tall, thin being with beady, white eyes, flat nose, horns, and misshapen mouth. He wears worn brown rags, and has chains attached to his body. It's skin is also a dirty brown color.

## Feats

The Demon, like many other entities we've seen, has a great deal of speed. The Demon has many more abilities, mostly in regards to how it gains power. It has several methods of increasing its power in order to summon. Some of these methods include entering through windows, drawing energy through TVs, phones, and lights, and lastly, through planting lit candles. It's unclear if these methods are the only methods it has to gain power, but regardless, it uses each of these methods over several hours. It, also like many other beings, has the ability to make its victims suddenly vanish without a trace. If enough power is gained, The Demon can gather enough power to cause havoc all throughout a small town, but this only happens in one of the bad endings.
Eda

Doctor Eda, or Eda is one of the protagonists in The Vermander Curse. She is the sole doctor of the town in which the Zed\_Technician characters reside. Even with the limited resources the hospital has, she gives it her all, all on her own. She later receives help from Nurse Morton. Unfortunately for the two of them however, they have to deal with the likes of J.P Vermander, and his malevolent Demon.

## Description

Doctor Eda is a large, older, anteater woman. Naturally as an anteater, she has a longer face. She has brown fur, and grey hair. She has brown eyes, with magenta eye-shadow, and long lashes as well. She's seen wearing light-green scrubs, as well as a matching surgeon cap. She's also seen wearing gold earrings with a green gem or pearl, and glasses with a gold frame, as well as eyeglass chain.

## Personality

Eda takes her job very seriously, as well as most other things, having what is essentially a no-nonsense policy. Even when informed about the Demon, she keeps her composure, likely a result of her long medical career. She isn't heartless however, as she respects Morton as a fellow physician, and is even able to forgive J.P Vermander after all he's done in the good ending.
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Rabbit Family

* Diane Rabbit
* Junior Rabbit
* Audrey Rabbit

The Rabbit Family consists of three members, being Diane, Junior, and Audrey Rabbit. Diane being the mother of Junior, and Junior being the father of Audrey.

## History

### Pre-MFTW

Before the events of Man from the Window, the family consisted of only Diane, or Mama Rabbit, and her son Junior. Diane would work at Bartleby's Bakery, taking rather late shifts in order to provide for her son all on her own. The family seemingly lived in a poor state, using the likes of a mini-fridge, keeping the TV on the floor, and using a steel tub rather than having an actual bath. They'd seem quite content with this life however, living happily with what they had.

### Post-MFTW

The life of the Rabbit Family would certainly change after their encounter with The Man, as he'd now be a plague upon them for the next 30 years.

### Pre-MFTW2

Before the events of Man from the Window 2, it's to be assumed that The Man would make several reappearances over the years. During this time however, Junior would eventually land himself a job with the Stahl & Co. Shipping Company, and at some point have a child, who would become Audrey. Also During this time, the family would move to a new home, likely thanks to Junior's job, and Diane would retire from Bartleby's Baker after 38 years of service. It can also be assumed that Audrey would have some run ins with The Man, as by the time of MFTW 2, she views The Man more as a hindrance in their lives, rather than a true threat.

### Post-MFTW2

It can only be assumed that The Man would continue to be a nuisance towards the Rabbit Family over the coming years, likely plaguing whatever family members come after Audrey, assuming The Man truly has no intentions on giving up his game with the family.

## Bonus Information

* The existence of the family is the only implication of a linear timeline of events.
* Their existence also potentially provides connection to other games thanks to the appearance of J.P Vermander in Man from the Window 2.
* Thanks to Vermander's appearance we can dictate that the events of The Vermander Curse take place before Man from the Window 2.
* We can also dictate that Midnight Maid Night may come either before or after Man from the Window 2.
* We can also dictate that the family lives in the same small town that The Vermander Curse takes place in, which may or may not be the same town in Beware the Shadowcatcher.
"Jane Doe"

"Jane Doe" is a minor character in The Vermander Curse, and is the first patient you meet. For whatever reason, she is under protective custody, using the name "Jane Doe" as a substitute during her stay. Her reason for being in the hospital, is an injury to her hand.

## Description

"Jane Doe" is a large octopus woman, with pink skin. She is seen only in a patient gown.

## Personality

"Jane Doe" has a worrisome personality, being timid and cautious, likely due to her not wanting her identity being known for undisclosed reasons.
Blaire Erskine

## Biography

Blaire Erskine is an American comedian and writer. She is best known for her satirical Twitter videos spoofing various right-wing political figures and fictional Trump supporters. Erskine is a staff writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!

## Episodes

* Hurt People Herd People, with Blaire Erskine
* Just Another Hole In A Butt with Blaire Erskine
* Beef To Pickles with Blaire Erskine
* Ep. 744: Mississippi Cumbler with Blaire Erskine
* Ep. 723: Robots In This Guy with Blaire Erskine
* Ep. 660: JC Pineapples with Blaire Erskine
Magic and Ashes

Burned Down (place holder name) is a short story by P.J. Benoit, it is written from the perspective of Isanì after she steals the Faitallia. The content helps give us context for her actions in the first book.

### Synopsis:

Isanì returns from the job she was payed to do, now holding the founders stone (lthere wasnt even a name besides s maybe on relic instead of plaque but founders stone works pretty well. She quickly makes trade with a figure whose eyes are bright like a flame, she then takes the money she is owed. She dreams of fire, and pain, memories she is tormented by. When she is awoken she runs into a girl who's palm glows with a rune. Isanì then lets her fire loose, pained by her memories yet again.
The Bit More Know Zero

The Bit More Know Zero is the first game released by Zed\_Technician. On Itch.io, its description reads "Sandra's car suddenly dies on a lone forest road. Unable to reach her destination before dark, she decides to spend the night in her car. However,  she soon realizes that despite being stranded, she might not be alone..."

## The Plot

The Plot follows Sandra as she attempts to get to a Thanksgiving dinner. On her journey there however, her car mysteriously stops working, and soon she finds herself being stalked by The Creature. She has no choice but to try and tough it out, keeping her shotgun in hand to defend herself, trying to save ammo, and trying to avoid falling asleep. In the end, once day breaks, she runs for it. Comedically however, after she leaves, The Creature hijacks her car for itself, saying nothing more than "Vroom vroom."

## Mechanics

The mechanics of The Bit More Know Zero are boiled down to the shotgun, and staying awake. The player takes control of Sandra in the first person, being able to look around with a cross-hair. There is also ammunition at the bottom of the screen, having only 10 rounds. You must preserve these rounds for The Creature, but deer wander around often, so it's up to the player to discern which is which, and save ammo. Otherwise occasionally, the screen will begin to fade to black, in which the player must rapidly press the space key in order to stay awake.
Mrs. Shadow

Mrs. Shadow is the wife of Mr. Shadow, and mother of Little Shadow. She, alongside her family come from an elusive dark land, that's possibly separated from what could be considered the game's "Normal World." Her and her family have been traveling the normal world for some time, and are under constant threat of The Shadowcatcher, until the end of Beware the Shadowcatcher.

## Description

Mrs. Shadow is a large, pitch black, shadow woman. She has no prominent features besides her glowing eyes, and occasional mouth that may appear. Although her body is pitch-black, her clothes and hair are not. Her hair is a black color, and is a short length. She's also seen wearing a black sunhat, and a black gown or dress.

## Personality

Mrs. Shadow, much like her husband shows concern for those who might encounter the Shadowcatcher, and clearly cares for her family's safety. Otherwise, not much is known about Mrs. Shadow besides the fact that her and her family enjoy traveling.
Little Shadow

Little Shadow is the daughter of Mr. and Mr. Shadow. Her, as well as her parent come from a dark land where everyone is a shadow person. This land is likely on a separate plane of existence or realm. Her and her parents are relentlessly stalked by The Shadowcatcher, up until the end of events in Beware the Shadowcatcher.

## Description

Little shadow is a pitch-black shadow girl. She has no prominent features aside from her glowing eyes, and occasional mouth appearance. Although her body is mostly dark, her hair and clothing are not. Her hair is black, and only goes to neck-length. She can be seen wearing a sort of turtleneck, as well as a large bow on her head.

## Personality

Little Shadow is naturally childlike, showing a more joyful side than her parents. Although she is joyous, she is not oblivious, and is still completely aware of the threat the Shadowcatcher holds to her and her family. Otherwise, not much else is known about Little Shadow besides the fact that her and her parents seem to enjoy traveling.
Dave Hill

## Biography

**Dave Hill** is an American comedian, radio host, writer, musician and actor originally from Cleveland, Ohio. He is the host of The Dave Hill Goodtime Hour, a weekly livestream and podcast part of the Maximum Fun network. In 2007 Variety named Hill one of their "10 Comics to Watch".

## Episodes

* VR to ER Moments, with Dave Hill
* Ep. 688: Goat Snatch with Dave Hill
* Ep. 328: C.H.U.D. Group with Dave Hill
* Ep. 238: Nightmare on Clown Street with Dave Hill
Joseph

Joseph Vermander is the son of Jeremiah Vermander, and relative of Jonathan Vermander, possibly being the father, although this is never specified. He is a deuteragonist, and makes his first appearance in Midnight Maid Night. He spends most of the game providing exposition about his time alive, and the going-ons of the Vermander Estate, while also providing information to the player on how to deal with threats.

## Description

Joseph is a tall, bulky apparition. He has pale skin, long red hair, and Van Dyke styled facial hair. The upper half of his face is shadowed by the hat he wears. He is also seen wearing a white, short-sleeved dress shirt, red tie, and black pants. He is also seen carrying around what is likely a black blazer or suit jacket.

## Personality

Joseph in practically all regards is the complete opposite of his father, being kind hearted, well-mannered, and sympathetic. He's immediately friendly upon meeting the Midnight Maids, and even tries to convince them to leave the estate, as to be sure they aren't harmed. Although they decline this offer, rather than pressure them to leave, he instead assists them by informing them on how they can stay out of trouble.
Jeremiah

Jeremiah Vermander was once a wealthy man, but now resides as a hateful ghost. His is the father of Joseph Vermander, and likely grandfather to Jonathan Vermander. He first appears in Midnight Maid Night, and has made no appearances since, likely due to being condemned to hell at the end of Midnight Maid Night.

## Description

Jeremiah is a tall, bulky, ghostly apparition. He has pale skin, hollowed eyes, and a slightly agape mouth. He has mostly balded, with his remaining hair being a reddish-brown color, and at a long length. He also has an Amish style beard. He is seen wearing a white sleeveless shirt, black pants, and suspenders.

## Feats

In life, Jeremiah had taken the lives of many of her servants. Such examples include, throwing "bad" cooks into the oven, sending Cornelius out during a snowstorm, and murdering Agatha, before burying her body in the floorboards. Later on in death, he would go on and kill his own son Joseph, forcing the two of them to remain in the Vermander Estate as spirits. Otherwise, not much else is known about what Jeremiah is capable of.
Mama Rabbit

* Initial Appearance
* Later Appearance

Mama Rabbit, otherwise known as Miss Diane Rabbit, is the protagonist of The Man from The Window, and its sequel, The Man from the Window 2. She is a single mother of one son, Junior. She also works for Bartleby's Bakery. It can be assumed she is between the ages of 30 and 40. In her later appearance, she is now the Grandmother of her son's daughter, Audrey. Around this time, it is confirmed she has retired after 38 years of working at Bartelby's Bakery, placing her around the ages of 60 and 70 (assuming she started working a little prior to the events of The Man from The Window). Despite the great passage of time, it would seem that The Man is quite persistent, and still chooses to stalk the Rabbit family after a long 30 years.

## Description

Mama Rabbit is a large, gray rabbit woman. Her ears fall behind her head, and reach roughly to her waist. As mentioned, she has gray fur, but she also has black hair, and green eyes. She is first seen wearing her Bartelby's Bakery uniform which consists of a black skirt and shirt with a blue apron over them, with the bakery's branding. Also as part of the uniform, she wears a blue hat with a black bow attached. She also wears blue eye-shadow. In her later appearance in the sequel, her ears now fall over her shoulders, making her hair more visible. She's seen wearing a black gown, pearl necklace, and a white bandanna on her head, featuring gray 4-point stars, and black lines. She keeps her blue eye-shadow, and is sporting herself some glasses.

## Personality

Mama Rabbit is portrayed as a hard working single mother, as well as a woman who doesn't take crap from anyone, even strange otherworldly entities such as The Man himself. She's naturally quite caring, as shown by how she treats her son, as well as how she treats Audrey later on. She also shows great composure, showing little to no fear when faced with the threat that is The Man and the game he's selected to play with the Rabbit Family, being at least initially worried once The Man's presence was known. This is more presently shown in the sequel as she casually remarks that The Man is back, as even Audrey would seem aware of The Man and how his game functions.
The Man from The Window

The Man from The Window, otherwise known as The Man, is a strange, thin humanoid entity that seeks to cure his supposed loneliness through kidnapping. He first appears in The Man from the Window, and later returns in its sequel. He, similarly to The Babadook, an entity from the movie of the same name, either manifests or introduces himself through the means of a book, once again going by the same name, "The Man in the Window." Currently, The Man has only made two appearances, showing a strange attachment to The Rabbit Family, as he has stalked them for at least 30 years, as shown by the aging of characters such as Diane Rabbit, Junior Rabbit, and the newfound existence of Junior's teen child, Audrey Rabbit.

## Description

The Man is a tall, thin, humanoid entity. The Man describes himself through his books as having big beady eyes and a sunken nose, with a smile that goes from ear to ear. Otherwise, his eyes are notably sunken in a bit, as well as seemingly bloodshot. His eyes are also a deep blue color. with large dilated pupils. The Man stands upright, but it's not uncommon to see him on all fours while stalking in the dark. In the sequel, his appearance remains mostly unchanged, although more detail is added, as his skin is dirtier, eyes more focused outwards, and nose slightly more prominent.

## Feats

The Man shows feats of high intelligence, speed, strength, and potential immortality. Through both games it can be assumed that The Man writes and delivers the books found by the family himself, as the books always mysteriously appear. Even if that's not the case, The Man shows remarkable stalking prowess, following the Rabbit Family for nearly 30 years, even when they seem to have moved locations. Because of this fact, The Man may also show some form of immortality, as he shows no signs of age like other characters, and any changes to his design can simply be a result of having an updated model. The Man shows somewhat inconsistent strength, as he's able to claw through a locked door in 30 seconds, but seemingly shows some struggle trying to get through a door barricaded by a couch, taking a whole minute to push it aside and open the door. The Man shows fairly consistent speed however, as he tends to flee after his search with great speed.
Zed Technician

Zed\_Technician's current Twitter Profile

Zed\_Technician is the creator and indie developer of games such as The Bit More Know Zero, The Man from The Window, Beware the Shadowcatcher, The Vermander Curse, and many more! Currently, Zed has released a total of 13 games, all being horror games that feature mostly puzzle or memory based gameplay.
A 420 Celebration, with Mike Glazer and Mary Jane Gibson of "Weed + Grub"

## Description

It's a Jordan, Jesse, GO! 420 extravaganza. This week we welcome Mike Glazer and Mary Jane Gibson of the Weed+Grub podcast and try some delicious 420 treats while talking about Mary Jane's time as a salmon fisherwoman and Mike's experience seeing Fred Durst do jazz.

Episode date: Thu, 20 Apr 2023 10:00:00 +0000

## Guests

* Mike Glazer
* Mary Jane Gibson
Cowboys Don't Wear Glasses, with Dave Schilling

## Description

Comedian, podcaster, LA Times contributor, fashion icon, and all-around lovely human being Dave Schilling is back on JJ GO! to talk about the Bob's Big Boy comic book, being a SeaQuest nerd, and a new podcast about Elon Musk called "Flipping the Bird."

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Cristela Alonzo

## Biography

A biography of Cristela Alonzo would go here, hint hint.

## Episodes

* The Affirmations Jug, with Cristela Alonzo
* Ep. 683: Hot Girl Bummer with Cristela Alonzo
* Ep. 662: Ginger Reveal Party with Cristela Alonzo
* 640: Deer Chaperone with Cristela Alonzo and Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 613: Cage-Free Sword with Cristela Alonzo
* Ep. 537: Saving My Meat for Marriage with Cristela Alonzo
* Ep. 498: Live at MaxFunCon East with Cristela Alonzo and Stuart Wellington
Junior Rabbit

* Initial Appearance
* Later Appearance

Junior Rabbit is the son of Diane Rabbit, and later father of Audrey Rabbit. He is a deuteragonist in both The Man from The Window, and The Man from The Window 2. He initially appears in The Man from The Window as a child, potentially around the age of 8 or 10, and later appears in The Man from The Window 2 as an adult around the age of 38 or 40, as the father of Audrey. Despite the large time gap, The Man is still hellbent on making a friend with a member of the Rabbit family, taking them away.

## Description

Junior initially appears as a young, thin, grey rabbit boy. His ears are pointed upwards, and although he is covered in grey fur, he has no hair aside from his eyebrows. Similarly to his mother, Junior also has green eyes. When first introduced, Junior is seen wearing only a simple green shirt, and a pair of dark colored shorts. In Junior's later appearance, he is much larger with a more bulkier build. He is now seen with black hair similar to his mothers, as well as a strip goatee, and thicker eyebrows. He now sports a Stahl & Co. Shipping Company Uniform, which includes a branded cap, and a white work-shirt with some grey accents, and white pants.

## Personality

While young, Junior is reasonably a bit cowardly, fearing The Man and the book that was given to them by The Man. Towards the end of the first game however he does show a more playful side, scaring his mom with a fictional "woman from the door" immediately after The Man's departure. Later on in the sequel, he's shown to be a hard worker like his mother, and very caring towards his daughter, even while he has his hands full at work.
Eliza Skinner

## Biography

Eliza Skinner is originally from Richmond, VA and started her performing career as an unnamed child revolutionary in a production of Evita. She is now a stand-up comedian and has appeared on The Pete Holmes Show, @Midnight, Chelsea Lately, Upload with Shaquille O'Neal, MTV, Showtime, AMC and the BBC.

## Episodes

* AARP Life, with Eliza Skinner
* Bi-Honky-Tonk with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 720: The Ultimate Friendship with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 696: Sleep with the Birds with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 653: Tillamook Thruple with Eliza Skinner
* 640: Deer Chaperone with Cristela Alonzo and Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 609: Cobracabana with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 535: Daddy Thicc with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 513: Martinelli Toots with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 459: Ham Zoo with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 392: Happy Anal August with Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 343: Clearing the Pipes with Eliza Skinner and Jesse Joyce
* Ep. 310: Live on a Battleship with Dana Gould and Eliza Skinner
* Ep. 210: Going Ape
The Creature

The Creature is a mysterious beast that roams the woods in The Bit More Know Zero. Its goals aren't entirely clear. It's incredibly swift, durable, and has rather decent intelligence, as it knows how to open car doors, say basic speech, and as seen in the ending of The Bit More Know Zero, how to properly operate and drive a car.

## Description

The Creature appears as a fairly large semi-humanoid creature, with pale-ish brown skin, small horizontally pointed ears, sunken eyes, and canid, or cervidae like head. The Creature's snout color is the same as it's skin, and no visible teeth in its generally agape mouth. The Creature is seen on all fours, but likely has the ability to stand bipedal, as it is seen being able to drive, albeit while being rather cramped.

## Feats

The Creature shows rather great feats of speed and durability, as well as moderate intelligence. The Creature can be seen in game moving from deep inside the woods to right up to the player's car in mere moments, and is able to take multiple shotgun rounds that do nothing more than simply irritate it into leaving. As stated, The Creature is capable of understanding how a car works, although vocabularically, its speech is limited only to the phrase, "Vroom vroom."
Tammy

Tammy is the second patient you meet in the hospital. The reason for her visit was an injured tooth.

## Appearance

Tammy is a large axolotl woman. She has pink eyes, blue eye-shadow, long black lashes, and a notably missing tooth.

## Personality

Due to being drunk in order to numb her for her tooth removal, her personality is very bubbly and air headed. She may suffer from Nosocomephobia, as she doesn't like hospitals, and her only reason for being there, was her tooth pain becoming unbearable.
Contrarian character

## Origin

A contrarian character was created by Jordan on the episode Yesterday's McFlurry. Among this character's hot takes:

* the Beatles were bad
* "The Sopranos" wasn't as influential as "Arli$$"
* Matthew Perry was correct; Keanu Reeves is a bad actor
* "humans will develop gills if we simply take to the sea"
* "Succession" is overrated ("I don't stan Roman and Gerri!")
* the film *Waterworld* was not a fiasco
638: Bringing Sexy Bakula with Chad Quandt

## Description

Chad Quandt (New Netflix Series Wizards: Tales of Arcadia, Goosebuds podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's achievable goals to accomplish during quarantine, Chad's rubric for the horniest Star Trek series, and the truth behind the time Jose Canseco said he would sell his thumb on Twitter.

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Episode date: Tue, 26 May 2020 07:00:14 +0000
Maude

Maude is the owner of Maude's Diner, and one of the protagonists in Beware the Shadowcatcher. She's a sweet if not slightly oblivious diner owner who loves herself some coffee. Maude and her co-worker and friend, Sam are struggling with some of the diner's debts, until a family of shadow people come and turn everything around, while bringing along the potential threat of The Shadowcatcher.

## Description

Maude is a large, older sheep woman. She white fur or wool, as well as grey hair, of which is kept in place by several pink curling tubes. She has brown eyes, small gold loop earrings, and potentially wears grey eye-shadow. She also has a few wrinkles beneath her eyes, and close to her mouth. She's seen wearing a slightly worn white apron, and blue jeans. She's also very likely to be seen holding a pot of coffee in hand.

## Personality

Maude is very sweet, but also very unassuming. She greets the Shadow Family with great enthusiasm, unlike Sam, who is very suspicious. When The Shadowcatcher is initially mentioned, she mentions cooking him a meal as well, but once informed that he was a threat, she'd declare him banned from the diner, as if this would actually affect him. Although her heart is usually in the right place, her mind certainly isn't quite there yet. In the end, she would end up hiring Shadowcatcher to work in her diner.
Bartleby's Bakery

* Retirement Certificate
* Bartleby's Bakery Logo

Bartleby's Bakery is a bakery that exists within the town that Diane Rabbit lives in. She was also employed by Bartleby's Bakery for 38 years.

## History

Little is known about Bartleby's Bakery. It's known that Diane Rabbit had worked there, either taking longer shifts or later shifts based on the time she arrives home. The Bakery seems to close somewhere around 1-2am, as by the time Diane comes home in The Man from the Window and finds Junior awake, it's exactly 2am. Currently, the only goods we know of that comes from Bartleby's is donuts, and as seen later in Artifacts and Antiquities, coffee.
Ep. 193: Home, Car or Office with Paul Provenza

## Description

Paul Provenza, comic and host of Showtime's The Green Room, joins Jesse and Jordan to talk about Magic Johnson, first dates, Alan Derschowitz and more.

At the start of this episode, Jordan makes Jesse laugh with the idea that he only watches "Santa movies," where Santa is actually real in the cinematic universe.

Episode date: Mon, 26 Sep 2011 05:34:01 +0000
AARP Life, with Eliza Skinner

## Description

Eliza Skinner is back on JJGo! to talk about the unexpected body horror of Roadhouse, befriending the Gucci salesman, and her mistrust of "good vibes" people.

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Episode date: Thu, 24 Aug 2023 10:00:00 +0000
Baron Vaughn

## Biography

Baron Vaughn was born in New Mexico, and grew up in Las Vegas. He has lived in Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Vancouver, and Atlanta. His former podcast, *Deep S##! with Baron Vaughn* is a pinnacle of the art form. As well, his two appearances on JJGO rank among the finest of all episodes of this show.

## Episodes

* 642: Send Noods with Baron Vaughn

* Ep. 585: Knife and Dagger Work with Baron Vaughn
800th Episode Extravaganza, with Katrina Davis

## Description

Comedian Katrina Davis visits the studio to celebrate 800 episodes of JJGo! - complete with stories, summer boi activities, and special guests.

Come see Jordan, Jesse, Go! live at the London Podcast Festival in London, England at on September 14th. Buy tickets now at MaximumFun.org/events.

Episode date: Thu, 27 Jul 2023 10:00:00 +0000
Boneless Turkey with Kurt Braunohler

## Description

Kurt Braunohler joins Jordan and Jesse this week to talk about their high school phases, Thanksgiving dinner at a goth bar and Dave Matthew's tour bus.

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Episode date: Thu, 29 Dec 2022 11:00:00 +0000
Dustin Diamond

### Biography

**Dustin Neil Diamond** (January 7, 1977 – February 1, 2021) was an American actor and stand-up comedian, best known for his role as Samuel "Screech" Powers throughout the *Saved by the Bell* franchise.

Diamond was on The Sound of Young America in the Santa Cruz years, and told bad jokes about disabled people. He is often mentioned along with Gallagher as one of the worst guests on the show.

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin\_Diamond
Canadian Christmas, with Scott Thompson

## Description

This week we are honored to be joined by sketch comedy legend Scott Thompson of Kids In The Hall, talking about Canadian Christmas traditions, foot fungus, and art of the panto.

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All proceeds will first go into a nice jug we have in the office, and then will be given to the organization Al Otro Lado. And for every person who posts a picture of themselves with the bumper stick using the hashtag #JJGO, Jordan and Jesse will each put a dollar in the jug.

Episode date: Thu, 28 Dec 2023 11:00:00 +0000
EP. 473: Don't Dunham Your Ephron with Guy Branum

## Description

Guy Branum joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Guy's new TruTV show Talk Show the Game Show, parenting while taking marijuana, and Jesse's trip to see a World Baseball Classic Championship game.  Plus, Guy explains the scandal at the gay softball world series.

It's MaxFunDrive!  Thank you to everyone who supports the show!  To get involved go to MaximumFun.Org/Donate!

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Episode date: Mon, 27 Mar 2017 04:57:49 +0000
Dr. Fauci

### Description

Dr. Fauci is a character created by Jesse Thorn, based on Dr. Anthony Fauci. The distinguishing characteristics of Dr. Fauci is that he speaks in a high-pitched lisp, and keeps advising people to take "bullshit walks".

### History

Dr. Fauci was first heard on episode 655 with Steve Agee. A caller phoned in for episode 677 with a "Kid Fauci" imitation.
A Complete Fool with Chris Estrada

## Description

Chris Estrada joins Jordan and Jesse to talk favorite sandwich shops, Jesse's death tree and the dorkiness of rock and roll.

Check out Chris' hilarious new show This Fool on Hulu today!

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Episode date: Thu, 29 Sep 2022 10:00:00 +0000
Bi-Honky-Tonk with Eliza Skinner

## Description

Eliza Skinner joins Jordan and Jesse this week to talk about the current fungus moment, the best and worst movies on Kanopy and Jordan and Jesse's first kiss.

Check out Eliza's new podcast "9 Plays 30 Days" anywhere you get your podcasts!

Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use JJGO for 30% off + Free Shipping.

Don’t forget to pre-order the “Pop’s Chocklit Shoppe of Horrors” that Jordan wrote on using code JAN231229 at your local comic shop!

Episode date: Thu, 9 Mar 2023 11:00:00 +0000
"Let me at them cakes!"

"Let me at them cakes!" is a phrase originally uttered by Jesse in a mid-roll ad for Blue Apron that featured Korean rice cakes as part of the menu. The ad was in Episode 460.

During the Summer Boys of Summer tour, your author created a faux Blue Apron logo with the phrase on it and passed some stickers of the artwork to the Max Fun personnel on the tour. The artwork is presented here for personal use.
Banal August, with Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman

## Description

This week the hosts of Couples Therapy Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman talk about moving podcast merch, Andy's love of Deep Space Nine, and Jesse's stone cold visage.

For signed copies of Jordan Morris's "Bubble" go to Orphan Books Inc. You can see Jordan at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles for their "Afternoon with Authors" event on August 26th! Get tickets here!

Come see Jordan, Jesse, Go! live at the London Podcast Festival in London, England at on September 14th. Buy tickets now at MaximumFun.org/events.

Right now Nuts.com is offering new customers a free gift with purchase and free shipping on orders of $29 or more at Nuts.com/jjgo.

For a limited time, you can get $30 off the first box - PLUS free Croissants in every box - when you go to Wildgrain.com/JJGO to start your subscription.

Episode date: Thu, 17 Aug 2023 10:00:00 +0000

## Guests

* Naomi Ekperigin
* Andy Beckerman
2016: Get 'em Get 'em Get 'em

### Description

2016: Get 'em Get 'em Get 'em was the annual theme for the year 2016 and was created during episode 411 with Alison Rosen. It was this theme that was the inspiration for GARABA, as a Momentous Occasions caller phoned into the show during his first ever stand-up set, and had the audience shout "Get 'em Get 'em Get 'em", which Jordan and Jesse heard as "Garaba".
Dom Deluise Dot Com, with Sam Haft

## Description

Jordan and Jesse welcome internet music superstar Sam Haft (The Living Tombstone) to the pod to talk Mark McGrath trivia, the Beach Boys, and Dom Deluise's now defunct website.

Come see Jordan, Jesse, Go! live at the London Podcast Festival in London, England at on September 14th. Buy tickets now at MaximumFun.org/events.

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Episode date: Thu, 13 Jul 2023 10:00:00 +0000
Dave Shumka

## Biography

A biography of Dave Shumka would go here, hint hint.

## Episodes

* Ep. 685: The Paninissance with Dave Shumka and Graham Clark
* Ep. 637: Gush of Goggins with Dave Shumka and Graham Clark
* Ep. 467: Live at Very Very Fun Day with Dave Shumka and Tricia Bobeda
* Ep. 443: Horse Dick on a Pony with Dave Shumka
* Ep. 327: Huge Dong Plumbing with Dave Shumka
Krieger der Sonne

Die Krieger der Sonne sind eine Gruppierung die das Überleben des Stärkeren preist. Diese Religion besteht aus einer Hierarchie, die einem Unbesiegten unterwürfig ist. Jederzeit darf man dieses Oberhaupt zu einem Duell herausfordern und ihn ersetzen, wenn man gewinnt.

## Glaubenssätze

Du darfst niemals eine Herausforderung ablehnen.

Du sollst Stärkeren stets mit Respekt begegnen.

Du sollst dem Stärksten dienen.

## Trivia

"Sonne groß, Sonne hell - Krieger stark, Krieger schnell" - unbekannt
Ep. 228: Invincible with June Diane Raphael

## Description

June Diane Raphael joins Jesse and Jordan for a discussion of Town Cars, The Bachelorette, yoga etiquette, and It's-It.

Near the end of this episode Jesse has a discussion of an Addams Family New Yorker cartoon joke that he came up with, and subsequently a listener created the cartoon.

Episode date: Mon, 18 Jun 2012 06:00:00 +0000

## References

1. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/JordanJesseGo/photos/a.10150333502266886/10150855987116886
Don't Lean On My Car!, with Jon Daly

## Description

This week we present the triumphant return of the hilarious Jon Daly to Jordan, Jesse, Go! complete with discussions of car washes, black pills, and honey baked hams.

Come see Jordan, Jesse, Go! live at the London Podcast Festival in London, England at on September 14th. Buy tickets now at MaximumFun.org/events.

Go check out all of the delicious options at Nuts.com/jjgo. New customers will get a free gift with purchase and free shipping on orders of $29 or more!

For a limited time, you can get $30 off the first box - PLUS free Croissants in every box - when you go to Wildgrain.com/JJGO to start your subscription.

Episode date: Thu, 20 Jul 2023 10:00:00 +0000
Chip Dipson

The prototypical JJGO characters, the characters of Chip Dipson and Dip Dopson were names thought up by a friend of Jordan's. At some point Rob Corddry promised that he would name characters in either *Children's Hospital* or *Hot Tub Time Machine 2* after Chip and Dip, but then he didn't.

JJGO fans have placed Chip and Dip in other publications and shows, including adding them into the Marvel universe.

### References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/comments/goby23/what\_is\_the\_origin\_of\_chip\_dipson\_and\_dip\_dopson/
Baby We Were Born To Sagal, with Peter Sagal

## Description

This week we are thrilled to be joined by running legend and host of NPR's Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! Peter Sagal for a conversation about running, urologists, and a sexy new book.

Jordan wrote a brand new graphic novel called Youth Group which you can pre-order at West Side Books in Denver.

Do what Jesse says and go to PutThisOnShop.com for your holiday shopping, code JJGO.

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Episode date: Thu, 7 Dec 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Creed 2: Cruise Control, with Joe Kwaczala feat. Ashkon Davaran

## Description

This week's JJGo features not one, but TWO amazing guests: comedian Joe Kwaczala and college-friend-of-the-pod Ashkon. Join us for a poignant discussion on music cruises, old-timey nursery rhymes, and a Nas parody song about Pluots.

If you're in LA TONIGHT 9/28 come see Joe live at Dynasty Typewriter to celebrate his album release!

Check out all of the delicious options at Nuts.com/jjgo. You’ll receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more!

You can get $30 off the first box - PLUS free Croissants in every box - when you go to Wildgrain.com/JJGO to start your subscription.

Jordan wrote a brand new graphic novel called Youth Group which you can pre-order now!

Listen to Ashkon's new single Roses RIGHT NOW! It's great!

Episode date: Thu, 28 Sep 2023 10:00:00 +0000

## Guests

* Joe Kwaczala
* Ashkon Davaran
Chris Fairbanks

## Biography

Originally from Montana's Big Sky Country residing in Los Angeles, Chris Fairbanks headlines comedy venues internationally. His fast paced, quirky, and constantly improvised act has been showcased on Comedy Central, Conan, Last Comic Standing, Jimmy Kimmel Live and Seeso. Fairbanks has been cast on HBO's Crashing, Amazon's One Mississippi and Comedy Central Series Corporate. For TruTv he was a cast member of World's Dumbest and the host of Almost Genius. He's been featured on @midnight with Chris Hardwick, Fox series Punchline and the film Punching Henry. Chris's comedy album, Fairbanks!" was named one of Amazon's Top Ten. He co-hosts the popular podcast "Do You Need A Ride?" with Karen Kilgariff on the Exactly Right Network. They shuttle their guests to and from the airport, somewhat dangerously, in an '08 Honda Accord mobile sound studio. Chris is also employed as freelance artist, illustrating for magazines, skateboards and albums covers.

## Episodes

* Lap Salad, with Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 643: My Lighthouse with Chris Fairbanks and Sarah Claspell
* Ep. 600: Millennial Kraken with Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 508: Wide Dumper with Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 475: Johnny Guac and Cheese with Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 404: Emotional Magic Carpet with Karen Kilgariff and Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 371: Night Flutes with Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 345: Saab Story with Chris Fairbanks, Asterios Kokkinos and Alie Ward
* Ep. 318: Our Own Little Kiss with Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 297: Live at the LA Podcasting Festival
* Ep. 269: Save Our Sexy with Chris Fairbanks
* Ep. 208: The Sex Dungeon With Chris Fairbanks & Alison Becker
* Ep. 101: Jiu Jitsu and Tae Kwon Do
* Ep. 70: Listen Up Gramps!
* Ep. 21: Hearst Castle
Baby Hairs Are On Fleek with Kimberly Clark

## Description

Kimberly Clark joins Jordan and Jesse this week to talk about Jesse's return to Skyrim, the top 4 mall stores and the 2023 new year slogan.

Check out Kimberly on They Ready on Netflix or go see her live at the UCB in Los Angeles on January 24.

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Episode date: Thu, 5 Jan 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Brendan Hay

## Biography

Brendan Hay is an American screenwriter, comic book creator and a television producer. Hay is executive producer of Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai and former showrunner of Harvey Girls Forever! and Dawn of the Croods, both for DreamWorks Animation and Netflix.

## Episodes

* Evil America for Evil Americans, with Brendan Hay
* Ep. 562: Pleasant Taint with Brendan Hay
Alison Rosen

## Biography

Alison Rosen is an actress, known for Road Hard (2015), Prey for Rock & Roll (2003) and Fantasy Hospital (2016).

## Episodes

* Al Pacino Ice Cream, with Alison Rosen
* Rorschach Bean with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 717: Fjord Porn with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 705: Murder Me Daddy with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 644: Super Sloppy Rachel Maddow with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 604: Raccoon Eviction with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 531: Mist Connections with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 517: Live at SF Sketchfest with Andy Richter, Alison Rosen, and Bayonics
* Ep. 435: Orange Crying with Alison Rosen and Jenna Kim Jones
* Ep. 411: Night Pees with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 368: Upgrade to Blast with Alison Rosen
* Ep. 224: Do-Over with Alison Rosen
Beef To Pickles with Blaire Erskine

## Description

Blaire Erskine joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about Jordan's new bolo tie, the perils of going viral on TikTok and a brand new submission to our Powerhouse lyric challenge.

Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use JJGO for 30% off + Free Shipping.

Episode date: Thu, 3 Nov 2022 10:00:00 +0000
Brovianer

Die Brovianer sind ein Stamm aus Vertretern verschiedener Rassen.

Es existiert keine klassische Währung innerhalb ihrer Grenzen und sie leben sehr offen miteinander. Wenn man nach dem Guten in Person sucht, so wird man in diesem Gebiet fündig.

### Handel

Der Handel innerhalb der Kommune beruht auf Vertrauen und Akzeptanz. Jeder nimmt sich Dinge, die er benötigt oder haben möchte und steuert seine eigenen Erzeugnisse oder Dienste zur Gesellschaft bei.

Der Handel nach außen ist selten und basiert auf Tauschgeschäften. In regelmäßigen Abständen fahren Mitglieder mit überschüssigen Gütern zu einem offenen Marktplatz und versuchen eine Liste abzuarbeiten, auf denen Güter oder Dienstleistungen stehen, die nicht einfach innerhalb der Kommune hergestellt werden können. Brovianer haben je nach Ausgangslage eine sehr unterschiedliche Definition von Wert und auch nur diese zählt für sie. So kann es vorkommen, dass Waren zu „Preisen“ zu haben sind, die anderswo deutlich höher wären.
Danielle Radford

## Biography

A biography of Danielle Radford would go here, hint hint.

## Episodes

* Ep. 710: Gumping with Danielle Radford
* 639: Booze Omnivore with Danielle Radford and Andy Wood
* Ep. 491: U Up A Hill with Linda Holmes and Danielle Radford
* Ep. 483: Tiny Diver with Danielle Radford
* Ep. 439: Cavemen Around a Campfire with Danielle Radford
Amber Benson

## Biography

**Amber Benson** (born January 8, 1977) is an American actress, writer, director, and producer. She is best known for her role as Tara Maclay on the TV series *Buffy the Vampire Slayer* (1999–2002), and has also directed, produced and starred in her own films *Chance* (2002) and *Lovers, Liars & Lunatics* (2006). She also starred in the movie *Kiss the Bride* (2007). She co-directed the film *Drones* (2010) with fellow *Buffy* cast member Adam Busch. Benson also starred as a waitress in the horror movie *The Killing Jar* (2010).
Cameron Esposito

## Biography

A biography of Cameron Esposito would go here, hint hint.

## Episodes

* Ep. 731: Pope Chant with Cameron Esposito
* Ep. 493: Moby Dick Head with Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher
* Ep. 444: Kept Doofus with Cameron Esposito
* Ep. 391: Condom Delivery System with Cameron Esposito
* Ep. 266: Weird Hair Bunch with DC Pierson and Cameron Esposito
* Ep. 213: Ringmaster
Hölzer

Hölzer sind ein grundlegendes Material für verschiedene Handwerks-Disziplinen wie Zimmerer. Aber auch für Waffen- oder Werkzeuggriffe werden Hölzer verwendet. Die verschiedenen Arten können beim Herstellungsprozess verschiedener Objekte besondere Eigenschaften haben

## Gewöhnliche Holzarten

#### **XXX**

XXX ist ein absoluter Standardbaum, der überall in Scuvanya wächst. Sein Holz hat keine außergewöhnlichen Eigenschaften, oder Besonderheiten.

## Seltene Holzarten

#### **Wolkensang**

Wolkensang ist ein sehr weiches Holz. Es stammt von einem Baum, der sich durch seinen beweglichen Stamm mit starken Winden mit bewegt. Wenn Wolkensang bei der Herstellung von Waffengriffen verwendet wird, kann es die Angriffsgeschwindigkeit des Anwenders erhöhen.