Wario

Wario was a character in RW season 2.

Wario woke up with the group and was confused wondering why he was in a field. Wario let off a big fart and Hermione called him disgusting. Wario said he wanted a burrito and farted again. Brock asked Wario what he ate that day and Wario said he ate 55 burritos and Akim said it was alot. Wario intriduced himself to the group and farted some more. Hermione asked if he could stop farting and Wario said no and that he always farted and Karkat said he hoped he wouldn't be stuck in a room with him.

Nathaniel walked back to the group with food and Wario ate the burritos like crazy and then rode off on his bike. The group arrived at the castle and Wario got off his bike and farted and Gundham said he was gonna ignore him and Karkat said he would too and Hermione said Wario needed to see a doctor. Nathaniel Bandy revealed to the group that he and Karkat here last time and that Bean killed Morton and Wario said that was Bowser's kid. When a TV screen showed the city they were in, Wario said it looked good. Wario then drove to the walmart with Nathaniel sitting behind him on the bike and he got burritos. Wario then got a bad case of diarrhea and raced to the toilet and shat allover the bathroom floor and some into the toilet. Akim and Karkat said that he should clean it up while he was out the room. Wario returned relaxed and went to sleep and snored.

Wario woke up and ate more burritos and Laylani asked if that was all he ate and Wario ignored her. Karkat then yelled that Wario ruined the bathroom and Wario farted in his face and said that they were free farts. Twin and Vanir then said that they should get rid of Wario and that he is no use. Wario then tackled Karkat and hit him hard. Karkat then got his sickle out and Wario got on his bike and drove straight for Karkat who jumped out the way. Wario then threw punches and Karkat slashed at him. Hermione put up a magical shield so they couldn't go near eachother. Wario then yelled "I WILL KILL YOU" and undid the shield and poked Karkat in the eye with Hermione's wand. Karkat then slashed at Wario's stomach causing him to fall over. He kicked Karkat's kneecaps but was bleeding badly. Karkat slashed over and over causing him to bleed out and die. Nathaniel cried about it for a bit.

## Mentions

The group had a bit of an argument and some said Karkat went too far. Yuna sent Wario's soul to the afterlife. When Karkat recognized his old Dirk, he ran over to him only to realise he was covered in Wario's blood and told Dirk he killed Wario in self defense. Kermit then said that the mushroom kingdom will screw Karkat over if they found out. Nathaniel was upset about Wario's death and Stargleamer asked if he was friends with Wario and he said yes. The group found a tape which revealed that the world was getting worse and more dangerous and Laylani said if what was on the tape was true then "they were in deeper shit then the mess Wario left behind". Kermit took Wario's bike and started to use it for himself. Hermione then said she remembered Wario dying like it was yesterday and Para asked who Wario was. The group were at the jungle discussing where they met and Kermit said he arrived after Wario died and Avelina said he wouldn't stop farting. In season 3 Marceline got Wario's bike and she rode it around and laughed about the fact Wario got mad at Karkat and tried to attack him. Ayame then joked about drowning Shrek and Marceline snapped at Ayame for saying it and Megumin said they shouldn't or it would be Wario the second

## First and last words

First words - "Why are we in a field"

Last words - "I WILL F\*CKING KILL YOU!"