Let's Play NEMESIS LOCKDOWN (Part 1)

**Let's Play NEMESIS LOCKDOWN (Part 1)** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*I don't want Moppy anywhere near me, thank you!*"
―Adam
## Notable Moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "the game is never over, man."
* The hellos go awry due to Tom apparently hating enthusiasm.
* Continuity! Some of the cast are playing survivors from the original Nemesis: Isaac is the former soldier (now survivor) and Sully's Captain Adrian Bumblefuck (now in French!) makes a return in the form of the lab rat. Tom's new xenobiologist character is the protégé of the unfortunate Stephen Science from the original Nemesis. Adam is a new character: the hacker, Gene Hackman. We also have a new legend in the form of Moppy, the janitor (played by Laurie).
* Don't be afraid of the probe arm. It's a perfectly normal probe arm.
* The game's only just started and we've found the room with the self-destruct button. It's on fire. Nobody's sure why Moppy hasn't already dealt with that.
* Isaac is slimed on his first turn. Again. As Adam puts it: "First time is an accident, second time is a kink".
* Sully's summoned an alien, because of course he has. Typical Adrian Bumblefuck!
* Secret objectives time. Laurie: "We can't all have kill Sully." Adam: "I had to buy five copies of the game, but I managed it!"
* No whimsy in space. Tom's orders.
* The xenobiologist has discovered that *Zoo* magazine is not what she thought it was.
* Everyone is questioning what exactly Moppy's getting paid for, because it apparently isn't basic maintenance. Apparently his mops do need mopping though.
* Somehow, the aliens have gained a knowledge of Monty Python.
* Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children. Or in this case, alien larvae.
* Adam, of Laurie: "He's not trying to kill the baby, he's trying to do something much worse. He's trying to kill *me*!"
* Laurie and Isaac are surprisingly coordinated clothing-wise. However, as Tom points out: "Your jumper might match his hat, but that doesn't mean you're friends."
* The crew totally didn't miss a game mechanic. Nope, didn't happen. That's totally why they're calling us out for being nitpicky in the YouTube comments.
* Adam: "Sully, you are relentlessly shit at this game."
* Don't fistbump the completely ordinary probe arm. It might steal some of your bone marrow. Did we mention it's completely ordinary though?
* Moppy is either deliberately trying to get everyone killed, or oblivious to everything due to some seriously noise-cancelling headphones.
* We're all a bit banged up. Adam's arm is hanging on by a thread and Sully's bleeding.
* Tom is just a wee bit too enthusiastic about the potential for a couple of players to suddenly die and leave carcasses.
* Adam, as Sully reaches for an intruder token: "Could you try not pulling a fucking adult?" Apparently the answer to that question is "no".
* The queen finally makes an appearance! Hopefully she's as nice as the one from last time.
* All together now: "You *idiot*, Sullivan!"
* Just about everything on this base is broken. Laurie: "Do you want Moppy to come round?" Adam: "I don't want Moppy anywhere near me, thank you!"
* Moppy and Adrian Bumblefuck are bickering. Things are rapidly falling apart.
* We're ending on another low note. Perhaps things will be better in part 2.

## Talking Heads

Lots of talking heads are available this episode, with additional graphic effects.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* An extended single cut of this and the following episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.