Travescot (Campaign)

*If you are looking for the location, see Travescot. For the party, see Travescot Party.*

**Travescot** was the second campaign held by the members of Flafa. It lasted from April 4th, 2022 to May 23rd, 2022. It was the first campaign DM'ed by FennekinGalaxy. It featured AmberLoha as Dr. PP (later known as Dr. V), Chris-tian Mothman as Vinny, Kaiju as stronk monke, and Lexbomb6464 as Morm Rutri III, with Sonicario, Ding Dong, C.D, and Speechless playing the supporting roles of Ricktardo (later known as Ricktardestet), Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX, Gibby, and Lazarus respectively. The campaign is notable for being the first campaign to feature NPC party members.

## Storyline

### Session 1: Dr. PP's Desire to Use His (4/4/2022)

Starting Characters: stronk monke, Vinny, Morm Rutri III, Dr. PP

The party opens in the House of Bacchus, and Dr. PP requests some lean. Angus, the tender, offers it to him for two gold pieces, due to its high demand. Dr. PP refuses, and instead stabs Angus in the genitals twice amidst a brawl, and kills him by shoving a bomb down his throat.

Dr. PP levels up to level 2.

The town hates him, but he is able to level them out by donating lean to the orphans of the town. He blows up the House of Bacchus in an act of sheer terrorism. The Odd Fellows enter to see the commotion, to which Dr. PP explains himself. Bishop says nothing, Markus scoffs, Bean growls, Lorelei shakes her head, and Wilhelm shakes Dr. PP's hand excitedly. Bishop drops a note as he leaves. Then, the party travels to an all-male Dwarven strip club, in which Dr. PP and his accomplice stronk monke plot to blow it up with their remaining bomb. Dr. PP gets a lap dance by one of the dwarves, and stronk monke shoves a poop-covered bomb up the asshole of one of the other Dwarven strippers. This goes off without a hitch, and the strip club is destroyed. The town hates both of them, and then Dr. PP assaults a homeless man, before being taken away by police. Vinny attempts to ask about bail, to which he is asked to pay 25 gold, to which he is able to lower to 23, and refuses. stronk monke attempts to free Dr. PP by assaulting a guard, but fails and gets locked up with him. They are able to successfully negotiate, and the team picks up the note. Before he leaves, Dr. PP attempts to assault a homeless man, and with the help of stronk monke, succeeds.

The note is from King Goldric of the Gilded Lands, and asks them to take on a job for him to be rewarded with “riches and glory beyond compare”, which equates to 120 gold pieces each.

The party travels to the Gilded Lands, but are attacked by a group of goblins on the way there, from which they are able to loot the bodies.

Vinny and Dr. PP gain nothing.

stronk monke loots a scimitar and two gold pieces from a goblin.

Morm Rutri III loots a shortsword and one gold piece from a goblin.

The party arrives in the Gilded Lands, and goes to a bar with a female performer. Dr. PP successfully seduces the performer, and they have sex. He does the same to an orc in the bar, before obtaining “Orc AIDS”, and then promptly gets it cured by medical staff.

The party heads into the castle, and finds not King Goldric like the letter promised, but rather Father Aurelius of the neighboring Church of Gold, who tells them to hunt down an artifact in the fallen Kingdom of Archmoor. The party starts their trek, but not before stronk monke throws poop on the head of a rich man, who stronk monke proceeds to beat the tar out of.

On the way to Archmoor, the party fights another group of goblins. They receive nothing, but stronk monke, Vinny and Morm Rutri III all level up to level 2.

The party arrives in the fallen Kingdom of Archmoor. They inspect some of the plants overgrowing the area and find that those plants have been there for at least 400 years. The party investigates a library, wherein they find arcane books they cannot translate and a restricted room behind one of the shelves, not even known to the library’s keeper, Atlas.

Dr. PP opens a book with a spider inside, that promptly bites him. He bites the spider back, and the spider gives birth in his mouth, where all of the babies bite him. He shoots a thunder spell down his throat, killing all of them. Inside, they find a book that shows a picture of Father Aurelius, and another that repeats the name “The Risen” over and over in faded text. Another book they find describes that The Risen was supposedly a godlike figure that was known to raise the dead and give miracles to those that have passed. stronk monke takes a massive dump on the floor, that smells so bad that Dr. PP takes damage.

Vinny and stronk monke ask Atlas about the books. He doesn’t know much about Aurelius, but he knows that the energy encircling the Risen was very much present when the cataclysm came that ruined the kingdom. Outside, they inspect the plants to see that it has the same energy to it.

The party attempts to enter the castle, before being attacked by a dire wolf. Dr. PP shags the wolf and gets it pregnant with his child. The wolf accompanies them inside the castle, inside of which they see many damaged walls, ceilings and other hazardous blockages. They make their way up the stairs, unknowing of what lies ahead.

### Session 2: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY?! (4/11/2022):

Starting Characters: stronk monke, Vinny, Morm Rutri III, Dr. PP, Ricktardo

stronk monke and Ricktardo each get a Tech Deck.

The party opens in the room they were in when the last session ended. The wolf tells them a slight amount about the castle. They go upstairs, and find a table with many chairs, melted candles, of which Vinny samples some. In the largest dining table chair lies a sleeping Ricktardo. Morm tries to wake him up, and fails. stronk Monke successfully wakes him up. He joins the party, before stronk monke promptly plays with his Tech Deck.

The party notices strange arcane glyphs in the room, and extract them from the walls. They bring the glyphs to Atlas, who explains that he put them up to protect from the aftermath of the cataclysm. The party promptly breaks all of the glyphs, releasing the curse that befell Archmoor long ago. They fight off the skeletons, and more reinforcements appear. The party, wolf in tow, flee back into the castle, where they find an entrance to the dungeon. A skeleton inside instructs them as to the location of the throne room, after which stronk monke plays with his Tech Deck on his head. They free the skeleton and he directs them to the throne room.

In the throne room lies the throne of the deceased Lord Archmoor, where he sits with an orb in his lap. The party tries to steal the orb, and in doing so awaken the fallen Lord.

The party steals his armor before the big confrontation. stronk monke and Dr. PP pee and poop on Archmoor. The party fights Lord Archmoor’s resurrected body, and the wolf finishes him off. The party claims his gear and those of his subjects, and reclaim the orb.

The party returns the orb to Goldric, who staggers in fear. Aurelius reappears, and claims the orb as his own without paying, before detaining the party, Dr. PP’s wolf and King Goldric. Morm Rutri and Dr. PP are the only ones able to successfully escape the grasp of Aurelius’ golems.

Now the party has to recover their comrades and stop Aurelius from using the orb’s power for whatever nefarious purposes he has planned.

### Session 3: The Triumphant Threesome (4/25/2022):

Starting Characters: Vinny, Morm Rutri III, Dr. PP, Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX, Wolf

Vinny, stronk monke, Wolf and Ricktardo were still detained, and had been locked in a jail in Travescot by three golden golems. Morm Rutri III and Dr. PP had to free them, with the aid of a strange man they found on the street that was trying to con a man out of his money. This man was Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX, who joined the party after Morm failed to bench press him. Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX “likes the cut of Dr. PP’s jib” and agrees to have Dr. PP and Morm Rutri III join him.

The three go to the jailhouse, and Dr. PP tries to persuade the golems to let his friends free. The golem does not understand. He and Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX start dancing, to which he gets one other golem to join in.

Morm Rutri III, meanwhile, climbs the roof of the jail, and climbs into a nearby cell using a ceiling vent. He breaks down the wall of the cell to reach the trapped crew, of which only Vinny and Wolf remain conscious. Morm Rutri III pushes Ricktardo through the vent, wherein he gets stuck. Vinny casts Jump to push him and stronk monke the rest of the way out. Morm, meanwhile, breaks the cell door of the cell he entered through, letting them go.

Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX fails a magic trick not once, but twice.

Morm Rutri III tries to pick up one of the golems to take with him and fails. He tries to yell at them with the intent of making them melt before him, but that also fails. Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX tries to convince the golems to purchase a timeshare, but the golems do not understand.

Dr. PP and Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX team up to bend one of the golems over and both precede to try and sodomize the golem, and both end up cracking their penises in the process, dealing heavy damage to both.

Wolf sees this, and becomes upset. Dr. PP is able to convince her that it was nothing. Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX converses with the golem. It does not understand.

The party takes Ricktardo and stronk monke to a nearby inn in Travescot, ran by the same orc that gave Dr. PP orc AIDS. Seeing this, and seeing Dr. PP’s advancements on her, the orc innkeeper takes him to a back room and takes off his pants. Morm, upset by the sight of his sweet bussy being spoiled, breaks down the door, and Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX instead seduces the orc, but not before a long-winded duel between Morm Rutri III and the orc. Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX is able to calm them, and is able to woo the orc into becoming his girlfriend, as well as a free inn stay for everyone.

Upon waking, the party asks Orc GF a few questions about what’s going on, and learns that Aurelius is pretty shady (go figure) and that he has no kids, and his wife left him long ago due to his unhealthy obsession with his goddess Orelia.

The party proceeds to the Gilded Lands to confront Aurelius, and they see him conducting a ritual. Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX narrowly misses a throwing dagger throw at Aurelius’ head. The ritual completes, and a bright flash of light reveals that Aurelius has dropped the orb, and in Aurelius’ place lies a massive golden golem.

The party is able to defeat the Aurelius golem, but not before the sodomized golem from before makes his grand reappearance. Orelia shows herself, takes the orb, and leaves.

### Session 4: stronk monke, BITCH. (5/2/2022):

Starting Characters: stronk monke, Vinny, Morm Rutri III, Gibby

Dr. PP, his wolf, Ricktardo, Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3R\_xX and his Orc GF all stay at the inn for the day.

stronk monke helps carry the husks of the golems to a forgery in the Gilded Lands, but the forgery is too small. Vinny and stronk monke break down the golems into smaller chunks to put them in the forge, when the party is attacked by greedy goblins. Morm flexes at the goblins, and they are scared, but they attempt the thievery anyway. The party swiftly kills the first goblin and castrates the other, before killing him as well. The party enjoys their spoils of gold, before heading back to Travescot to do some shopping, where they find Horace and Jeffrey, both working at their shops.

They find a mysterious store by the name of Mason Mart and enter. Gibby yells “AYO, WHERE DA PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?!”, to which the clerk, a wood elf woman, replies with “Aisle 8”. stronk monke tells the clerk “your mom”, to which she is offended. stronk monke offers her a banana, to which she accepts his gift. He flexes, and it woos her, but she is not enamored with him as others were to the other members before. Gibby returns with a large pile of tampons and throws them all at the clerk without paying. He smacks the clerk, to which she calls security, being Angus’ two brothers, other ogres, that recognize him and are incredibly angry at him.

After killing the ogres, the store (except for the ogres) fades away, showing it was all an illusion. The Odd Fellows tell them where Orelia had wandered to, being the high elf city of Purity, a city only high elves can enter, giving them a contact to find her with. The party does not trust Lorelei’s advice, and the adventurers leave. Morm Rutri III promptly throws a copy of Mein Kampf towards the direction of Purity, but misses, hitting Atlas squarely on the head with it.

The party enters the city of Nocturne, the slums sitting just outside of Purity, and are jumped by three tiefling thugs, to which stronk monke intimidates them so much, that all of the gangs in the area flee and do not mess with the party.

The party makes their way to the gates to Purity, to which Morm bends an opening. Behind it lay two high elf guards, both wielding flintlocks. Morm shouts “NO!” at the top of his lungs to the guards, causing one to leave. He slowly walks towards the other, Terminator-style, and the guard starts shooting. Morm’s armor is too strong for the bullets to penetrate, so the second guard leaves. With Purity open to the party, they leave for the moment until the rest of the party is ready.

Instead, they enter the forest in between the Gilded Lands and Archmoor, wherein a gnome village lies, alongside a few pixies and one monkey in the trees. stronk monke communicates with the monkey, and he tells them a bit about the gnomes’ past, as well as the fact that they are very wealthy. stronk monke, with this knowledge, steps on a gnome, squishing it. The town is very a n g e r y at this event, and moves in. stronk monke steps on another gnome. Morm Rutri III steps on a third gnome, squishing him as well. Gibby launches a gnome at him to attempt to stop him, and stronk monke deflects it, then stepping on the gnome. stronk monke loots the gnome village and burns it down, forest included, monkey included, leaving only with the gnomes’ supply of Gnomecoin®. The Gnomecoin® is completely useless in face value, being only used in the gnome village, but the party brings it to a Gilded Lands coin collector, who buys the Gnomecoin® for a hefty profit.

The party returns to Archmoor and finds a wyvern on top of the castle. stronk monke attempts to throw his axe at the wyvern, and misses. Morm climbs the wall of the castle, hoisting the rest of the party with him. stronk monke throws his axe again, and hits the wyvern in its wing. It flies down, trying to crash into the party. stronk monke jumps off the wall and uses his axe to slow his fall, Morm jumps onto the wyvern’s back, and the rest of the party escapes thanks to a plant Vinny grows. stronk monke successfully tames the wyvern, and it joins the party.

### Session 5: UNL1M1T3D P0W3RRRRRRRR!!!!!!1!!!!1! (5/09/2022):

Starting Characters: Vinny, stronk monke, Morm Rutri III, Dr. PP, Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX, Orc GF, Wolf

Ricktardo and Gibby sit at the inn as the final battle prepares.

Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX and Dr. PP return to Horace and Jeffrey to get upgrades. Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX buys a “really cool sword”, which is actually a dagger. He haggles the shopkeepers to get it for free.

Meanwhile, Dr. PP and stronk monke look around for a drug dealer, before the only one there disappears into an illusion. The slime with light-up Skechers and a Glock-19 from the alien spaceship another crew found appeared suddenly, and gave Dr. PP his items. Morm Rutri III sells Dr. PP for money, before Dr. PP escapes and takes a cut.

The party returns to Purity and reopens the gate, where a high elf dame says “EW, FILTHY!”, which alerts the other nearby high elves to their locations, after which the party is able to convince the city that they are high elves themselves. Xx\_Unl1m1t3d\_P0w3r\_xX attempts to smooch the dame, before promptly being pushed off of the dame’s balcony. The party asks her about the city, to which she responds with a number of locations, most notably a fountain, observatory, multiple libraries and a church.

The party goes to the libraries first, to which they find books on Thomas the Tank Engine, the Magic School Bus and Pepe the Frog, before finding books on local mythos. Something didn’t add up. Orelia’s name was nowhere to be found.

The party goes to the church, wherein Vinny promptly eats more candles that nourish him well. Dr. PP asks the nuns about Orelia, to which they laugh and say that she’s no goddess. Meanwhile, stronk monke is busy praying to his banana god. Out front, the party finds a poster for Orelia’s fortune-telling services at the observatory.

The party kicks down the door, to find a shocked Orelia. Vinny attempts to woo Orelia, to no avail. The party brandishes their weapons. Intimidated but not defeated, Orelia engages the party with her powerful magic. Mid-way through the fight, Wolf goes into labor, and is taken out of the fight. The party, with the help of Bing Bing and Orc GF, are able to bring Orelia to desperate measures. She absorbs the orb, entering a new, stronger form. With this new form, she is able to kill Xx\_Unl1m1t3d\_P0w3r\_xX, leaving his Orc GF a widow. However, the party is able to overcome Orelia, leaving her unconscious. stronk monke promptly uses his Tech Deck on her body. Her magical powers are gone, as is the orb. Morm Rutri III contorts Orelia (and breaks a few of her bones) to fit her into his backpack, as Dr. PP collects his new baby boy.

The party turns in their quest to Goldric, and are rewarded heartily, with promise of potential for new jobs soon enough.

### Session 6: War Crimes and Fun Times (5/23/2022):

Starting Characters: Vinny, stronk monke, Dr. PP, Bing Bing, Gibby, Ricktardestet, Lazarus, Wolf Child

Lazarus is tasked by Goldric with finding the previous party members and reuniting them for a new mission, some 2 years after the last mission.

He finds out that Gibby and Vinny have been living large in the Gilded Lands, destroying their livers, stronk monke has been pursuing his banana god with the help of Bing Bing, Dr. PP had undergone a sex change and become Dr. V, living with her wolf family in Travescot, and Ricktardestet has been wandering the lands.

Lazarus finds Vinny and Gibby in a bar in the Gilded Lands, and after some awkward small talk they join him. Gibby had killed his messenger pigeon, so Vinny resorts to talking to the trees to find stronk monke, with which they let out a resonating OOOOOOOooOOOooOOOooooooOOOooOooOo, getting more intense the closer they come. They find stronk monke, and convince him to join them with the promise of arson.

The party returns to Dr. V’s address, having known her address, travel to find her. They knock on her door, after which her wolf wife starts barking loudly. After she is calmed, Dr. V asks for the party’s help in performing a surgery. She asks for the one with the steadiest hands, and of course, stronk monke comes up to bat, and performs the surgery without a hitch. The patient wakes up, and Dr. V harasses him about getting her money, before killing him promptly.

Vinny speaks with the trees again and locates Ricktardestet, who is currently wandering through Archmoor. He joins with the promise of arson. The party, now fully reformed, returns to Goldric with a job request, being asked to stop a war between an allied kingdom, the dwarven kingdom of Khordan, and an enemy kingdom, the elven kingdom of Lamria, a war caused by supposedly an economic struggle, due to Lamria wanting the ore deposits underneath Khordan.

Dr. V kidnaps one of the soldiers and disguises as him, going as Fred. She asks for the layout of the building, and receives it. She takes in stronk monke as a war prisoner and cloaks Lazarus to come with him.

The trio finds out that Corporal Reiss Windheart was in the bathroom currently, and was second in command to the Khordan military. After he leaves the bathroom, he is confronted by the trio, and they ask him for the location of the prison. He leads them there, and a distraction is made through memory alteration to make the guards leave. They muffle Reiss’ mouth, and Dr. V uses Message to communicate with him silently. He reveals the password: “Warpstone”, and tells of the history of the war, being catalyzed by the discovery of Warpstone, an extremely powerful but extremely unstable ore. The party kills Reiss and pees on his body, offering his Tech Deck. An insane prisoner in the cells makes a scene, and Dr. V promptly kills him, cloaking stronk monke as well, disguising herself as Reiss, and using the crazed prisoner to cover up the mess before the guards come down. The guards arrive, and Dr. V explains that she didn’t like the way he was looking at him, so she killed him, and one guard accepts that and leaves. The other, one that doesn’t trust Reiss at all, uses this as a chance to report him. General Magnus Stonebreaker comes down to investigate, and Dr. V tells him that the guard attempted to report her and she didn’t like that, so she killed him. Suspicious, Magnus shrugs it off, but remarks that he’s keeping his eye on Reiss. The cloaking faded, and looting Reiss’ body reveals he was a fake, as an illusion melts away. The real Reiss was elsewhere.

The trio talks to one of the other prisoners, Chester, known for pooping in enemy eyeballs and peeing on corpses, and sets him free in exchange for his help. Dr. V prays to the gun god that the Glock-19 she was given by the drip slime could have ammo, to which she is given one bullet. She hands Chester a crossbow, before the party goes over to a roast beef stand owned by a man named Arby to have a nice meal. The whole party travels to a nearby CVS to collect a John Cena toy, of which the last was freshly taken by a small child. stronk monke punches the child to the floor, instantly killing him by cracking his skull open, and Dr. V resurrects him. A total of three deaths later and Dr. V resurrects him one last time, this time letting him live.

Promptly, Dr. V uses her memory manipulation to make it so that Reiss had molested that very child, getting the real Reiss locked in the war prison. He was promptly castrated by stronk monke and his cock was shot through by the holy bullet given to Dr. V by the gun god. The party nae nae’s, Orange Justices and Default Dances on him, before cutting off his right leg, and bitch slapping him twice. He was then fed to Bing Bing, before the party left to raid the armory of all of its bombs.

The party left to travel to an ore processing mill, wherein Ricktardestet causes the roof to cave in by smacking the roof, while saying a pitiful “hulk smack…”. They loot the processed gold, and ask Ricktardestet to carry it, which he promptly eats all of.

The party returns to the military complex to blow it up, with Magnus being conveniently just outside of the base. Lazarus finally uncloaks, stabbing Magnus in the back hard enough that he is instantly killed. Dr. V takes his outfit and puts it on herself, admiring her “military drip”.

The party then heads to the kingdom of Lamria, and burns down all of the homes and killing all of the civilians. Queen Priscilla of Lamria and her second-in-command Edward Ordel come to assess the damage, after which Edward is promptly eaten by Bing Bing. Priscilla leaves, travelling lightning fast, before Dr. V teleports in front of her once, then behind her a second time to grab her by the neck. Priscilla promptly summoned a blade to stab Dr. V in the side with. Pulling the blade out, Dr. V summons a Spirit Guard to protect her. Priscilla, in an exercise in futility, sent forth a volley of blades at the beast, all of which passing through her. stronk monke sneaks up behind Priscilla and cleaves her skull, killing her instantly.

The party celebrates their victories and takeovers by going back to the bar Gibby and Vinny were at before Lazarus’ intervention, and drinking their hearts out, after which Gibby promptly died of alcohol poisoning.

## Notable Memes

* Orc AIDS
* stronk monke
* Vinny's nose
* Goliaths being extremely tall
* Wax cubes
* Xx\_Unl1m1t3dP0w3r\_xX
* GIBBEH!!!
* Tampons
* Gnomes
* Bing Bing
* Tech Decks
* Orelia being a goth gf
* John Cena

## Trivia

* Travescot was the first campaign DM'ed by FennekinGalaxy.
* Travescot was the first campaign of 2022.
* Travescot was the last campaign to not feature handmade digital assets.
* This campaign featured the debut of players Kaiju, Sonicario, Ding Dong, C.D, and Speechless, as well as debuting AmberLoha as a player instead of a DM.
* At some point during the events of the campaign, King Goldric and Lord Archmoor had their titles swapped inadvertently.
* In terms of session count, Travescot is tied with Houses and Gravity Star for the second-longest completed campaign to date, lasting 6 sessions.
	+ They are both beaten by New Nestor, which has 7.