Magic Bag/Transcript

(The story begins with the four main characters at a magic show. Baghead joins them.)

Baghead: Thanks for treating me to a magic show, you guys!

Candle Man: Well, no offense, but the rest of us think this is more boring than a bag of rocks.

Baghead: Oh.

Mystic: Now didn’t you say you had a thank you present for us?

Baghead: Umm…

(His thank you present is a bag of rocks. He stuffs them away.)

Baghead: Nooooooo…

Limefong: Really wish this was less boring.

Shaduck: Well, we can’t do anything about it.

Baghead: I could.

Candle Man: Dude, this is a one man magic show. Unless he asks for a volunteer, I don’t think we can do anything about it.

(The magician is performing miscellaneous tricks, when suddenly, he says something unexpected…)

Magician: Now, I’d like a volunteer.

Candle Man: Oh, well then.

(Everyone in the crowd is bored of his generic magic tricks except for Baghead, so he makes a big show to try to get the magician to pick him.)

Baghead: PICK ME, PICK MEeEeEeE!!!

Magician: Who should I choose…

Baghead: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

The Main Four (extremely aggravated by Baghead shouting): PICK HIM!!!

(The magician looks in Baghead’s direction.)

Magician: You there!

(Baghead, excited to be a part of the magic show, runs up to stage. The magician goes up to him.)

Magician: You will perform this magic trick all by yourself!

Baghead: Well… what do I do?

Magician: I don’t know. You choose.

Baghead: I guess I could do this.

(He begins to pull off his bag. The main four, who have never seen inside his bag, lean forward in eagerness. However, when Baghead pulls it off, another is on underneath. He chuckles. He pulls off another, and another. Soon, the stage has bags all over it.)

Magician: ...Maybe something else?

Baghead: Okay.

(He reaches inside a bag, and pulls out a sandwich. It is able to fit inside the aforementioned bag, so no one is surprised.)

Baghead: Oops, that’s not it.

(He pulls out a sandwich taller than Baghead himself. Everyone’s mouths hang open.)

Baghead: Ah, that’s the one!

(He then turns the bag of rocks he was going to give to the main 4 and turns them into gold bars.)

Baghead: HA!

(For his last trick, he pulls a motorcycle out of his bag.)

Baghead: See y’all later!

(He rides off the stage and out the door. The four are extremely surprised.)

Candle Man: Well, that lightened up the show a bit.

(Everyone else voice agreements. Cue theme song. Baghead rides his motorcycle outside Kellie’s house. He revs the cycle, and Kellie comes outside.)

Kellie: A motorcycle?

Baghead: Hop on!

Kellie: But I don’t have a helmet.

Baghead: Oh, right.

(He pulls off his bag [His face is never seen, so the back of his head is shown], and pulls out a second helmet.)

Baghead: Here ya go!

(Kellie puts on the motorcycle helmet and gets on the motorcycle.)

Kellie: Let’s go!

(They ride away. Meanwhile, back at the magician’s show, the magician steps out of his normal routine in an attempt to best Baghead’s tricks.)

Magician: Maybe I could do this? Um, um, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…???

Candle Man: Dude, face it: you can’t best a guy who can pull a motorcycle out of a paper bag.

Magician: I CAN!!! EeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! How about a miniature motorcycle, or a Cool Axel car?! I CAN DO BOTH!!!

Mystic: We gotta find Baghead and bring him back here.

(The four nod to each other and go out the door.)

Magician: WAIT, DON’T GO, I’M JUST GETTING STARTED!!! DON’T YOU WANNA SEE MY RABBIT?!

(He pulls a massively deformed rabbit out of his top hat. He has a spoof of red hair and a cigar in his mouth. He has a very deep voice with a slight Brooklyn accent.)

Rabbit: Hey.

(The rest of the audience scream and run out the doors.)

Rabbit: What, is it because of my hair?

(The magician is fuming.)

Magician: I WILL SHOW EVERYONE I AM BETTER THAN THAT PAPER FREAK!!!

Rabbit: Can I come?

Magician: No!

(He stuffs the rabbit in the hat.)

Rabbit: Got a light?

Magician: OH FOR THE LOVE OF- (Sighs, then gives him a lighter.)

(Meanwhile, the main 4 four run out on the street to find that Baghead is nowhere to be found. They run around and find happy and shocked citizens. They find one who Baghead apparently returned their dog.)

Citizen: Rover, you’re back!

(They ride around more and see other cool things Baghead did, including giving a poor guy a buncha money, giving a couple a house, and making sure pandas were not endangered anymore!)

Candle Man: How did he do this?

Mystic: I don’t know, but his power is gonna go to his head.

Limefong: Look!

Candle Man: Baghead’s motorcycle!

(They run over to it and see he has parked it in front of...)

Mystic: Palpatine’s Pizzeria?

Shaduck: What could he possibly be doing in there?

(Inside the pizzeria, Baghead is making pizzas from his bag. He tosses them every which way as the main 4 run in, hitting Limefong in the face. A terrified cashier hides underneath the counter Baghead stands on. From inside the kitchen, a pale wrinkled man hunched over in a dark robe covering his eyes ran out.)

Palpatine: I died twice for this?!

(Baghead continues to throw them everywhere but soon takes a rest, placing a drinking straw in a bag and sticking it into his mouth under the bag, taking a sip of water. During this moment, the Main 4 decide to seize the moment and tackle him on the ground. Baghead makes a light scream as this happens, and starts prying himself out from underneath his four tacklers.)

Baghead: What are you doing?!

Mystic: We have to take you back to the magic show and get you back to normal!

Baghead: No way, I LOVE my newfound power!

(He gets out from underneath the Main 4, and reaches inside another bag.)

Baghead: Eggplant?

Candle Man: Ooooh, egg- No, we have to go!

Shaduck: How did you gain this power?

Baghead: It might’ve had something with this bag of rocks.

(Pulls them out of his bag.)

Candle Man: Didn’t you turn those into gold?

Baghead: No, that was just misdirection. And you fell for it.

(Candle Man and Mystic look at each other in confusion. Mystic shrugs. Shaduck looks closer at the bag of rocks, and notices something.)

Shaduck: Uh, Baghead…

Baghead: ...Yeah?

Shaduck: Where did you find those rocks?

Baghead: By the nuclear power plant, why?

Mystic: That place is incredibly toxic!

Candle Man: Why there?

Baghead: I thought the green color was cool!

Limefong: So the rocks gave you the powers?

Baghead: Looks so.

Mystic: They’re probably temporary, though.

Baghead: Darn.

Candle Man: Let’s get you back to the magic show!

Baghead: Wait, why?

Mystic: The magician went insane trying to best your act, so you gotta let him beat you.

Baghead: Beat me? What is this, a sport?

Shaduck: Turning out to be like one.

Baghead: Well, if it is temporary, I at least want to figure out how this chemical reaction works.

Limefong: Well, if you’re asking… (He puts on a pair of safety goggles and a lab coat, and stands in front of a chalkboard, all three appearing out of nowhere.) The nuclear fusion between the chemicals, the bag material, and your enthusiasm mutated the bag so they can do whatever you want them to do… any questions?

Baghead: ...No.

Candle Man: Well, guys, can I talk to you for a minute?

Limefong: Sure.

(The Main 4 walk out of Baghead’s earshot.)

Candle Man: I have a feeling the magician is gonna beat Baghead to a pulp.

Mystic: Then we should urge Baghead to fight him!

Shaduck: Why?

Limefong: Why not?

Shaduck: I don’t think the magician wants to fight him, for one thing, and we shouldn’t urge Baghead to do something that could earn us a hit from the biggest thing he can get out of that magic bag of his.

Limefong: Alright, we’ll put it to a vote. All in favor?

(Shaduck is the only one to not raise his hand. He sighs.)

Shaduck: I have a bad feeling about this...

(The magician runs through the street, seeing everything Baghead has done.)

Magician: WHERE IS HE?!

Mystic: He’s right here! BRING ON THE BAGHEAD!

(The five of them are now inside. Candle Man and Limefong play trumpets immediately after the line.)

Baghead: Don’t give away my location!

Limefong: Fight ‘im!

Baghead: I thought we were just doing a magic competition!

Candle Man, Mystic, and Limefong: FIGHT HIM!

Baghead: WHY?!

Candle Man: To defend your honor!

Baghead: Are we in medieval times or something?

(Fed up, everyone throws Baghead at the magician. Even though Baghead believes he will get hurt, he doesn’t: the impact between him and the magician left him okay and the magician unconscious.)

Baghead: What?

(He put his hand up into his bag [still on his head] and pulls out a big metal plate.)

Baghead: Would you look at that! My bag saved the day.

(Turns to his friends.)

Baghead: WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU GUYS DOING?!

Candle Man: Cheering for the magician, isn’t it obvious? BECAUSE YOU SUCK!

Baghead: You could’ve hurt me!

Candle Man: Well, you were fighting him anyway.

Baghead: NO I WASN’T! THAT WHOLE ORDEAL WAS YOUR FAULT!

Candle Man: “My fault” how?

Baghead: Not just you! You all threw me in!

Candle Man: Well, (Sarcastically) I’M SORRY FOR CHEERING FOR YOU, OMG SO SORRY FOR BEING NICE!

Baghead: I DIDN’T WANT ANY CHEERING! THERE WAS GOING TO BE NO FIGHT!

Candle Man: Still. (Sarcastically) Oh no, I wanted you to feel better because I thought there was gonna be a fight! Oh no, I’m so sorry for trying to cheer you up, uuuuuuuuuuh!

Baghead: I TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN’T WANT TO FIGHT!

Candle Man: Fight or else I won't help ya.

Mystic: Help him?

Candle Man: Never mind.

Baghead: No! I told you I won’t fight!

Candle Man: (Rolls eyes) Whatever. If that’s how you react for us to try to HELP you somehow, then maybe just expect me not to help you at all. (Dramatically walks out like an offended princess)

Baghead: Forget it! I’m just gonna go! Come on Kellie.

(Kellie is revealed to be there the whole time.)

Kellie: You guys sure messed up this time.

Candle Man: Actually, yes, he did!

(Shaduck tosses eggplants into Candle Man’s mouth)

Shaduck: SHUT UP!

Kellie: Well, the joke’s on you, cuz the burden is on you to wake him up.

(They all groan as Baghead and Kellie leave on the motorcycle. Candle Man walks up to the unconscious magician.)

Candle Man: Sir?

Magician (muffled): Mff mff mff mffmff.

Mystic: What was that?

Magician (puts head up, and shouts): I WILL TAKE REVENGE!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Everyone runs from the magician. However, the magician manages to grab a hold of Shaduck.)

Shaduck: AHHHHH-

(He puts Shaduck in his hat as he screams.)

Shaduck: I knew this was a bad idea.

(When Shaduck is fully in the hat, all sound is gone. The magician looks around, and sees Kellie dropped her phone. An evil grin stretches across his face. Baghead and Kellie ride on the motorcycle. They both shout over the sound of the motorcycle when they speak.)

Kellie: Are you sure you did the right thing leaving?

Baghead: Kellie, they tried to make me fight a magician who just wanted to beat me at magic! They should be glad I didn’t hit them with a barrage of high velocity golf balls!

Kellie: …Come again?

Baghead: Never mind!

(The motorcycle hits a pothole, and Baghead’s lightsaber flings out of his belt, rolling away as the motorcycle continues to be driven.)

Baghead: Darn it! That’s twice now!

(It is revealed the Candle Friends heard it via Baghead’s phone, somehow on.)

Candle Friends: ELLO ELLO ELLO???

Candle Man: Well, if we should be glad you didn't hit us with golf balls, YOU should be glad we tried to support you somehow...

Baghead: But I definitely didn’t want to fight the magician! Why wasn’t that obvious to you!?

Kellie: You wanted him to be out-magicked by the magician, and then that turned into a fight! What is wrong with you guys?!

Candle Man: What, we can’t just have a fight once in a while?

Baghead: NO, WE CAN’T!

Mystic: Hey, has anyone seen Shaduck?

Limefong: No.

Candle Man: I thought he was with them.

Baghead: Why the heck would he be with us?

Candle Man: Maybe he thought you guys were going back for some fish soup...

Baghead: No, I’m taking Kellie back to her house.

Kellie: Speaking of which, where’s my phone? Does the duck have it?

Baghead: I wouldn’t think so.

Kellie: Well, all of this is fishy.

Mystic: Fishy, like SHADUCK?!

Baghead: For the last time, we haven’t seen him!

Candle Man: Well, could you help us?

Baghead: Nope, you made your bed, now you have to search for it.

(Hangs up. It is now on the Candle Friend’s side of the call.)

Limefong: Jamn it! Now we need help!

Candle Man: No we don’t. We’ll search for him ourselves!

Mystic: Fat chance. I’m gonna call some friends.

(Cuts to the magician, who is now walking down the street, with Shaduck in his hat. A black car with graffiti on it pulls up. The window rolls down, but the face of the driver is not shown.)

Driver: Get in.

Magician: Why?

Driver: I know who you have in your hat, magician!

Magician: My name is Logan.

Driver: Whatever, just get in.

Logan: No!

Driver: Oh, fer-

(Another person from the backseat pulls Logan in. The driver is revealed to be Whickey, the shotgun passenger is Maps, and the backseat passenger is Luis.)

Whickey: I heard you have the bird I’ve been trying to strike against for 7 years.

Logan: What’s it to you?

Maps: Do you have his stupid friends?

Luis: We want to know. We still do too.

Logan: I only have Mr. Blackbird in my hat.

Whickey: We’ll pay you to get the others. Luis here can come with you.

Logan: Then I’ll make that paper freak give me his magic bags for his friends, and I will once again be the greatest magician in the Socialaxy!

Maps: So do we have a deal?

Logan: Hecks yeah!

Whickey: Good. Luis, take Logan to find the bird’s friends!

(Luis nods and the car stops. They get out. The car drives away.)

Baghead: See you later, Kel!

(They are at Kellie’s house, Baghead is on the motorcycle. Kellie walks into the house and closes the door, Baghead driving away soon after.)

Baghead: It’s time for me to have some fun with my new talent!

(Montage begins. “Bag Up”, a parody of “Word Up!” by Cameo, is played in the background.)

Singer: Yo kiddos living around Wikia

(Baghead hands out toys to children.)

Singer: Baghead can make toys appear so come down and get some stuff

(Baghead then goes to a paintball place. He uses a shield from his bag to deflect the paint, then his bags produce paintballs and launch themselves at opponents.)

Singer: Tell everyone that Baghead’s bags are magic

If you don’t get nothing from him then it’s rather tragic.

(The scene cuts to a casino called, “Gho$tly Ca$ino”. Baghead pushes jewels and precious metals into the pot.)

Singer: He will gamble rares cuz he don’t care

He got coins, jewels, doubloons, bills spewing out of his hair

(Baghead pulls a Royal Flush out of his bag and uses it to replace his hand in Poker. He wins the pot, walks away, and his bag begins overflowing with more casino chips. Candle Man, Mystic, Moose, and Limefong search for Shaduck in the background. Moose steps on a top hat and disappears. Baghead goes to a roller rink.)

Singer: He will dance, he will dance, with rocket powered skates

And if you want something from him just ask for a bag, a bag up!

(He pulls souped up roller skates out of a bag. Rockets are tied to the skates. He turns on the skates, and skates at a high speed into an offscreen wall. In the background, TwoBrains, Pesron, Candle Man, Mystic, and Limefong search for their lost friends. Limefong sees a pizza on the ground, but when he eats it, he realizes it is connected to a thread, which pulls him into the top hat a few meters away. Baghead then goes to an arcade.)

Singer: You already know

He can make things real

just from a touch of his heel,

bag up!

(Tickets stream out of Baghead’s second bag. He points to a giant fake starship sitting outside through a window. In the background, Logan plays Whack A Mole. The heads of TwoBrains, Pesron, Candle Man, and Mystic pop out. Logan uses his top hat to scoop up TwoBrains and Pesron. Mystic avoids the hat, but Luis uses the Force to put her in it. It cuts to Baghead getting into the starship, then making it real.)

Singer: He already knows

He’s having so much fun

He hopes that it’ll never be done

BAG UP!

(Baghead flies away. Montage ends. Cuts to Baghead at his house. His phone suddenly rings, and a video of Logan and Luis pop up.)

Baghead: What do you want?

Logan: Baghead Fygarius Brown, we have your friends. If you want them back, you must turn yourself in.

Baghead: What?! Wait, how did you get my contact?

Logan: Your girlfriend dropped her phone.

Baghead: You.

Luis: We are missing Kellie and Candle Man. We still are t-

Logan: Hey! Don’t reveal that to him! Baghead, we’ll see you soon.

(Hangs up.)

Baghead: You will indeed.

(He calls Candle Man. He is at his house, panicking.)

Candle Man: H-h-hello?

Baghead: Oh, thank Yennix you’re okay. I need your help. I know where our friends are.

Candle Man: R-r-really?

Baghead: Yes, but you must apologize.

Candle Man: (Stern.) No!

Baghead: Do you want to see our friends again or not?

Candle Man: Alright. (Takes a deep breath.) I’m sorry.

Baghead: Thank you. Meet me at Kellie’s house in ten minutes.

(Scene changes to Kellie’s house. She and Baghead stand outside as Candle Man and the Candle Car drive up.)

Kellie: What took you so long?

Candle Man: Is it so bad I wanted an eggplant latte?

Kellie: Yes! OUR FRIENDS ARE MISSING!

Candle Man: Alright, alright.

Baghead: Okay, so here’s the plan…

(Whispering is heard, but it is indistinct.)

Baghead: Ready? Let’s go.

(Logan and the Spammers look out a window in UCP’s old lair. Everyone who has been captured is tied up in the back of the room the Spammers and Logan are in.)

TwoBrains: You know, you won’t win.

Logan: Yes, I will.

Pesron: You should have gotten Kellie and Candle Man if you wanted that to be true.

Kitchen: They’re right.

Logan: FACE IT! I’VE WON, YOU HAVE-what the…

(Baghead rides by on his motorcycle. He passes the hideout.)

Logan: THERE HE IS! GET HIM!

(Every Spammer but Luis runs after Baghead. The scene cuts to them chasing the motorcycle. Kitchen throws laminated images of TAWOG at the motorcycle Baghead is riding on. One image punctures the back tire. Baghead’s motorcycle skids and falls on its side, throwing Baghead a few feet away. )

Gyux: HEBDBDJSNEHEUDBDBDGDH (Subtitles: WE GOT EM!)

(Maps goes to inspect Baghead, and rolls him over, but…)

Maps: IT’S A DUMMY!

Kitchen: Then wait, that means…

(The scene cuts to Baghead, Candle Man, and Kellie driving up to the hideout. They stop the car and jump out of it, running in. Luis and Logan stare in shock. The tied up friends are very happy.

Tied Up Friends: GUYS!

Logan: But how?

Baghead: My bags can do anything.

(Changes back to the Spammers.)

Maps: WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE LAIR!

Dyaboy: Uh, guys? The motorcycle is ticking.

Kitchen: What do you-

(The motorcycle explodes, tossing them all a few feet away from the motorcycle, which had a bomb tied to it. Scene changes back to the hideout. Luis turns on his lightsaber; Baghead does the same, and tosses a magic bag to Kellie.)

Baghead: I’ll take care of this. Get the others!

(Luis swings his lightsaber at Baghead. Baghead dodges.)

Baghead: If only I had my-OOH!

(His lightsaber rolls up to the lair outside of it. Baghead uses the Force to grab it.)

Baghead: Thank Yennix it didn’t break this time!

(Baghead crosses blades with Luis. They start fighting.)

Candle Man: Alright, magic man. Let’s dance.

Kellie: ...what?

Candle Man: Never mind. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(He runs at Logan, holding the bag over his head.)

Candle Man: AHHHHHH-

(Large objects fall out of the bag, hitting Candle Man on the head.)

Candle Man: OWaOHHowOUCHaaaaaaah…

(He falls over, unconscious. Kellie grabs the bag and pulls out a tiny toy mallet. Logan laughs.)

Logan: You think you can beat me with that?

Kellie: No, but I can with this.

(He pulls out a giant mallet 5 times the size of Logan. She swings it at him, knocking him into a wall. Shaduck smirks).

Shaduck: She’s gonna kick your butt.

(Logan scowls and gets up. Meanwhile, Baghead and Luis’ fight moves out to the Pucup Ravine, a giant crack in the ground caused by UCP’s short-lived reign of terror. They move onto the bridge used to cross the ravine.)

Luis: You have lost. You still have too.

Baghead: Really? How?

Luis: I can use this bridge to my advantage. I still can too.

Baghead: Not anymore!

(He fights off Luis’ strikes, simultaneously wrapping his arm around weaves of the bridge. He raises his lightsaber to strike the bridge. Scene suddenly changes back to Kellie fighting Logan.)

Logan: Sic her, my rabbit!

Rabbit: I do tricks, not grunt work.

Logan: ARRGH! (He throws the rabbit at Kellie. His cigar flies out of his mouth as the Rabbit starts attacking Kellie but all he is doing is flailing his arms at Kellie, screaming.)

Kellie: Really? Is this the best you got?

Rabbit: (Who stands on the ground.) Yup.

(He grabs his cigar and walks away.)

Logan: ARRGH AGAIN!

(Camera zooms in on the Tied Up Friends. Shaduck has a confused look on his face.)

Shaduck: Hold up, I could just teleport out of here!

(He visibly strains himself in an attempt to free them all, but for some reason, he cannot use his powers.)

Shaduck (Glitching): How?!

Logan: I took away all of your powers when I captured you guys.

Shaduck (Glitching): Again, HOW?!

Logan: Magic, DUH!

(He pulls a giant chain of scarves out and uses it as a lasso. He throws it at Kellie, who dodges.)

Kellie: For a boy who can be described as a cow, you sure can’t throw.

Everyone Tied Up: MODERATE BURRRRN!

Logan: Hmmm…

(He attempts to lasso her, this time successfully.)

Limefong: NO!

Logan: Where is your hope now, idiots?

Off-screen person: Right here!

(Candle Man is now conscious and holding the bag.)

Logan: Ooh, I hate that guy.

(Scene changes back to Baghead and Luis.)

Luis: What are you doing?!

Baghead: Au revoir, stupido.

(He slices the bridge in two. Baghead stays on his half of the bridge as it becomes vertical on the side of the ravine. Luis does not fall; he hangs onto his side, and climbs up it, as does Baghead, albeit different halves. However, as Luis runs away, Baghead is still climbing, and the rocks that gave him the ability to have magic bags fall into the ravine below.)

Baghead: Darn it. I hope Kellie and Candle Man will be fine without the magic bags.

(However, as the scene changes back to Candle Man…)

Candle Man: Time to light it up! Oh, I mean, BAG it up!

(He reaches inside the bag but feels… nothing. The magic part has worn off, as the rocks have been destroyed. He becomes nervous.)

Candle Man: Uhhh, ahem, what if I just use my fire?

Logan: Then I’ll do this.

(He pulls a rope, unleashing a bucket of water on the candle’s head.)

Logan: Where is your hope now, idiots?

Candle Man: I guess I.. uh.. Have no hope? APART FROM THIS!

(He puts the bag over Logan’s head, blinding him.)

Logan: AHHHHH!

Candle Man: HAHA!

(Candle Man throws his latte at Logan, too)

Logan: WAAAAGHHHHH!

(Candle Man pushes Logan over, who is still trying to pull the bag off, which is now hot and soggy.)

Logan: GET THIS THING OFF ME, RABBIT!

Rabbit: No, pally. I’ve done enough for today.

Logan: UGH! YOU SPOILED BRATTY RABBIT!

Shaduck (Glitching): Can you get us out of here, now?

Candle Man: Oop, sure.

(Candle Man kicks Logan to the ground and unties them all.)

Candle Man: There.

(A glitchy Shaduck goes over to Logan’s hat and steps on it. Streams of sparklish stuff go into the few that are supposed to have powers.)

Shaduck: Ah, much better. Also, I TOLD YOU ALL SO!!!

Candle Man: Well, you owe me a latte.

Tied Up Friends and Kellie: SURRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE.

(Scene changes to Baghead, Candle Man, and Kellie conversing as they put Logan in the trunk of the Candle Car, tied up. The sun is setting behind them.)

Baghead: 202’s gonna want you to give him a magic show, so you can use this.

(He throws a bag in the trunk.)

Logan: Oh, tha- Wait. THIS ISN’T A MAGIC ONE!

Baghead: I know you are, but what am I?

(He shuts the trunk. The main 4 in the car.)

Limefong: We apologize for everything that transpired today, Baghead.

Baghead: It’s fine. Comeuppance found you.

Limefong: Not what I expected you to say.

Mystic: But the Spammers got away!

Shaduck: Do you want us to stop getting paid?

Mystic: ...No.

Shaduck: Then let ‘em go.

Candle Man: For now.

(Silence for a second or two.)

Kellie: So, what are you going to do now that the status quo is in place?

Baghead: Not quite, Kel.

(It turns out he had a magic bag with a little more juice in it. He pulls out his motorcycle. Kellie grabs on.)

Baghead: To our houses, so we can get some rest!

Kellie: Can we stop for pizza on the way?

Baghead: We’ll see. YAHOOOO!

(They ride away, the end of “Bag Up” playing in the background. Baghead’s bag comes off at the start of the ride. Candle Man sees it and frowns, the music ending right there.)

Candle Man: Darn it! We almost got him!

(Episode ends.)