Siro

***"That's a good question"* - Siro after being asked anything**

## Siro "Sans" Undertale

Rare photographic image captured from 1941, before the Battle of Britain, he shows up when danger happens

### Aliases

Siro, Hong, The Asian, The One that Stalks

## Appearances

### Debut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal\_Gear\_Solid\_V:\_The\_Phantom\_Pain

### **Early life**

Siro was born at the beginning of time; he was one of the first beings to be born into the universe. Siro was born aside Sass Overlord at the beginning of reality, and he very quickly realised his role as the inferior Sass Overlord and felt jealousy for not being the supreme being. Siro birthed himself a mortal body and quickly began to wreak havoc among the mortal realms, causing super volcanoes, tsunamis to wipe out Japan and laying waste to planets with his earthquakes. This chaos was enough to accidentally birth Sass Overlord into existence for him to strike down Siro, however Sass Overlord quickly forgot him due to Siro's primary ability, Irrelevance.

After being struck down, he took the mortal body of the now flourishing human race, however he let out his last curse upon the human race infesting the humans with his mark: the mark of the Asian. This curse didn't exactly work to his doing however, only socially advancing the affected, creating the utopia of Weeb Land, most notably accidentally being responsible for Anime.

Siro himself took the form of a mortal human, only being signified by bearing his mark, he was first recorded down by the Ancient Egyptians who called him Anubis. However, this is because he was pretending to be a jackal not to get caught by the guards, and this didn't work as he was dummy thicc. Siro then began his influence on man, of course without knowing he was doing so, this continued until he reached an unspecified mountain in the Austrian Alps and fell down a hole.

### **Appearance**

Siro is known to not have a normal physical form as his reincarnation means that he is constantly changing his appearance. He has however a few striking features regardless of body: he wears a fedora to cast his spells, he has a glowing blue eye and is usually an asian male who is a bit short, both height wise and in the other area. He is also known to have a oddly shaped skeleton which may be the only real way to figure out that it is in fact Siro, as was seen in the Underground and in World War 2. Finally he is also known to be capable of a vicious warcry regardless of his body

### **Abilities**

1. Irrelevance

Irrelevance is by far Siros most powerful ability, with it allowing him to blend in and be unseen regardless of body, the only noticeble things which make him noticable is his skeleton, which is in the shape of sans, and the fact he will repeat a sentence, though this one is harder to notice

### **Siro's time as Sans**

After falling into the Austrian Alps, Siro entered the underground where he met the elusive Monsters Species, where he then took up his persona as Sans, where he told terrible puns and beat up little children. This is when he was first noticed by the now formed early Brain Gamers, which quickly went to the underground to deal with Siro, they however were unprepared as they thought it was just another raging LoLs villain, and not in fact the god of rage and chaos himself. The Brain Gamers were continuously dunked on by Siro, where he also erased multiple other people from existence, like the Slatyer. Siro was only defeated when he was beaten in a League of Legends game being duelled by an outside group associated with a few Brain Gamer members, where he was imprisoned by them in the underground until his eventual breakout in World War 2.

### **Involvement in World War 2**

In the year 1930, Siro broke from his chains and climbed out of the underground, and, unlike most other reincarnations, this time Siro didn't feel the need to be horny, he just wanted to be happy. So, like everyone who wants to be happy, he pursued a career in Art, in a nearby Austrian school of art, where he met another man. He quickly became quick friends with a man named Adolf Hitler, and the two both got along well due to both of them being on the same level of artistic skills at the time. They where expelled from the art school equally, but Siro decided to help Hitler in his new start up political party the Nazi party. Siro then hid in the background of the Nazi German political party, only helping Hitler with different ideas like his ideas like the attack on Stalingrad.

Siro only really came into the picture when he was discovered again, and to be leading a cult of fanatical supremists, there goal was to create the ultimate weapon, the game known as team fortress 2,

### **Triva**

* Siro is a self admitted cannibal
* Siro is not that great at leauge of legends
* Siro is paradoxly gay but also straight
* Siro is both know for reading fan fictions and is a amature writer himself