recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Carl and peppa

Pooh: welcome to my clubhouse

door:ding dong

pooh: who could it be

peppa: so Carl are we on minecraft

carl: yes we are from minecraft

let get honey

bear e bear oh bear high bear ready bear zip here we go you a bear tool bear you bear doodle bear tool beartool

some hay, a newspaper, a Steve from minecraft and the myerey bear tool

that a surprise tool look it's honey hi honey honey is bring its bear tools

pooh: we got our bear tool

owls sleeping

we need honey oh honey oh honey

some hay a nwspaper Steve and the bear tool witch bear tool do we Need

newspaper we got ears say chear

pooh: newspaper

owl: what does this say Elsa big pj party hmm

tummy gurgle

oh honey we got hay Steve and the myerey beaR tool let see hay can help we got ears say chears

carl is eating hay

steve: k-I-t-t-e-n kit-ten

kids:kitten

carl: wow its a mo' relative kitten

yes IT is

oh honey all is left is the bear tool say myerey bear tool what today bear tool

hey pj

say super chears

pj for pooh piglet kanga little roo eeyore rabbit tigger owl Elsa olaf anine peppa and carl

let do the sleep and dream of hotdog

zzzzzz hotdog hotdog

see you reall soon good night
Peppa and steve meets perdo pony in minecraft

pooh: welcome to our clubhouse everybody

   ring ring

pooh: oh that's the telephone

peppa; hello

pooh; oh that's peppa in minecraft

pooh; hello peppa

peppa: hello pooh

pooh: peppa pig and steve were at minecraft

steve: well we can spawn a horse bye

pooh: bye

pooh: i think we need beartools

bear he bear hi bear ready bear zip here we go bear doey

oh honey it's time to get to it here are your bear tools

pooh: some hay, an apple and the mystery bear tool

pooh: that a surprise tool can help use later

pooh; bear tools when we need it honey will say oh honey all we haft to say oh honey

pooh: now we got our bear tool let go to minecraft come on

steve: hello it's me steve

peppa; and i'm peppa from minecraft

perdo: hello peppa

peppa; oh it's perdo

carl: hello i'm carl the cow

peppa; hello carl and perdo

perdo i'm hungry

pooh; everybody say oh honey

everybody; oh honey

steve: hmm a pile of hay, an apple and the mysery bear tool witch bear tool can we used to feed perdo

perdo: i love apples

pooh: we got ears say cheers

perdo: mmm apples delisious

pooh: lets go to the farm

steve: wait i can build a farm watch

2 days later

steve: there are farm is great

perdo: but i need to sleep with peppa

carl: we need a bear tool everybody say oh honey

everybody: oh honey

peppa: a pile of hay and the mystery bear tool witch one can we used to sleep in the barn

pooh: we need hay to sleep

peppa: great idea

carl: say chears

carl: i love to sleep

peppa and perdo: i love to sleep me two

now we can go home everybody say oh honey

everybody: oh honey

peppa: all is left i the mysery bear say everybody say mystery bear tool

everybody: mystery bear tool

steve: what's today mystery bear tool

pooh: it's a mario jumbo ray

peppa: we picked all our bear tools say super cheers

pooh: think you now i cn go home

jumbo ray: ok pooh

eeyore: you're home
Pooh Gets Lost in Jurassic Park

```
Piglet: Welcome to Pooh clubhouse

Phone: Ping

Piglet: this is the phone hello

Pooh: Piglet I pooh hello and that's Elsa

Piglet: hello pooh and Elsa

Elsa: We are lost in Jurassic Park

Pooh: and not for get Bear Tools

he wears oh Bear Bear Bear Bear ready high zip here we go your a pig Work throw bear he endured oh wear high Bärenwerk witness wearing Tools

Piglet: a helicopter, meat, fire and the secret Bear tool

Bear Bear Tool Tool we went there need honey will use it to bring money here and honey we all liable to say, oh honey all we say oh honey way to

Piglet: Now we got our main bear tool let get pooh

This is Pooh Park

((Sheldon hum))

Pooh: Hi Sheldon what are you doing

Sheldon: hello pooh I plant Bush

Pooh: bye Sheldon

((Sheldon hum))

need we say oh honey

Sheldon; Oh Sweet

a helicopter, meat, fire and the secret tool Bear Witch Bear tool we can try

Helicopter ears we say chears

Piglet: release for Jurassic Park

((Jurassic Park theme song))

Piglet: hey a red car, where on the Isla Nublar Heliport

Piglet: pooh

Brain: hello

Dipsy: Hello Piglet

Piglet: a d-d-d-d diloposaurus

Bary; Gebrüll

((Piglets scream))

ty: Roar

Piglet: lets go

((ty is a car chaseing))

tell everyone oh honey

Meat, fire and the secret Bear tool

Pooh: I know, meat and fire

we have ears say chears

heres your meat ty and fire

((ty step in fire and ate meat))

Perry: Scream

Piglet: hello perry

Perry: I a fence

Trixie: Hello Piglet

Piglet: a tr-tr-tr Triceratops

Piglets; can save Elsa and Pooh

Piglet: oh honey

pooh and Elsa: Oh honey

Elsa; everything remains the secret Is Bear tool say mystery bear tool

today bear-tool is a mouse

we pick every hour Bear tools say Super chears

Piglet: go here rappy

Rappy: yes

Pooh: let piglets; Helicopter

pooh; each standup and you hotshot dance

hotshot hotshot hotshot hotshot hotdiddy hoootshot shot hotshot

roo: They pooh and save Elsa

what hoootshot for a hotshot day

so long now Pooh Bear

I am and the Winnie the Pooh clubhouse

aww thanks for stopping bye

```
Robbie Rogers

**Robbie Rogers** is a professional athlete. He is one of Kenny's favorite athletes because like him, he is gay. He appeared as a hallucination in the episode The Real Match.

## Biography

Robbie Rogers and Gus Kenworthy appeared in Kenny's hallucinations, trying to help motivate him to be a wrestler because he was the first out, gay athlete at his school. He explained that being gay didn't stop him from strapping on skis and dropping into a halfpipe. He and Gus had some back and forth about their awards, which turned into a playful argument. All in all, they still helped move Kenny a little bit forward.
The Real Thang

**The Real Thang** is the first episode of season 2 of The Real O'Neals. The Real Thang is also a National Coming Out Day holiday special.

## Synopsis

The next year at St. Charles Barklay High, Kenny makes a LGBT club to raise more awareness for gay people. Meanwhile, Eileen tries to avoid any awkward confrontations with Principal Murray, remembering their kiss during last year's prom.

## Plot

On the date of October 11th, 2016, National Coming Out Day, Kenny, Pat, Shannon, and Jimmy are watching the gay pride parade on TV in Pat's basement. Kenny wishes he could have gone to the parade. When Eileen comes down, she says that the parade is getting too gay, and tells Kenny to contact the rest of the LGBT community and "tone it down". Kenny uses a rainbow phone to call Jane Lynch, who makes a telephone conncection through other famous LGBT people, eventually reaching RuPaul, who uses a machine to tone down the "gayness" of the pride parade. However, when he does, he turns it down a bit too far and Kenny starts to admire Rihanna, knowing he's taken it too far. This is apparently a gag, cold opening, so aside from it being Coming Out Day, and them watching the parade, none of this is meant to be taken seriously.

Jodi tells Eileen that she got accepted for being the model at a fashion show and has two days to practice. Eileen tells her that ever since she made out with VP Murray, he hasn't been leaving her alone, "cooincidentally" running into her every time they go to the grocery store, but every time they do, she consentually makes out with him again. Kenny announces that since school clubs are starting, he's making an LGBT club. Jimmy tells Kenny that ever since Gay Stuart transferred, there are no more LGBT students at the school other than him.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Principal Murray
* Jodi O'Neal
* Allison
* Lance Bass
* Jane Lynch
* Tyler Oakley
* RuPaul
* Stuart (Mentioned)

## Trivia

* This episode mainly takes place on National Coming Out Day. In honor of gay pride, it also aired on October 11th, 2016, which is the official National Coming Out Day in the United States.
* Lance Bass, Jane Lynch, Tyler Oakley, and RuPaul make guest appearances in this episode's cold opening as famous members of the LGBT community who Kenny has connections with.
* This episode implies that Kenny and Allison are the only two students at the school who are members of the LGBT community. Because this episode takes place at the beginning of the school year, it can be implied that Stuart and Sebastian, two homosexual students who clearly went to the school last season, had transferred somewhere else.
ABC

The **American Broadcasting Company**, also known as **ABC**, is the network that airs *The Real O'Neals**.*

## History

ABC is an American commercial broadcasting television network. Created in 1943 from the former NBC Blue radio network, ABC is owned by The Walt Disney Company and is part of Disney-ABC Television Group, formerly ABC-TV. Its first broadcast on television was in 1948. It is the largest broadcaster in the world by revenues. As one of the Big Three television networks, its programming has contributed to American popular culture.
Grandma Agnes

**Grandma** **Agnes** is the mother of Eileen O'Neal and grandmother of Kenny, Jimmy and Shannon O'Neal. She first appeared in the episode The Real Grandma. Agnes is a racist, bigoted, homophobic, die-hard Catholic fanatic.

## Biography

Agnes is the mother of Eileen and Gary. Ever since she was born, Agnes had always treated Eileen like she was worthless and could never amount to what she wanted her to be. She blames her for all of her problems and is always seeing her as a disappointment. Eileen has seeked her approval, throughout her entire like, but has never gained it. At the point of her life, where she has become a mother herself, Eileen has given up, and has finally learned to just accept that.

In The Real Lent, Eileen mentioned "grandma" in dialogue, saying that she used to have a children's book depicting very graphic pictures of tortured and bleeding saints that she'd read to Jimmy, giving him nightmares. It's very likely that this grandma was Agnes.

In The Real Grandma, she came by the O'Neal house for a surprise visit. Due to her being unannounced, the family was freaking out, mostly because Kenny had to hide his sexuality from her and Pat and Eileen needed to hid their divorce from her. Kenny wasn't going to let Anges torture him, and so he went straight out and told her that he was gay, presenting it to her on a cake. Agnes fainted in shock because of this and when she recovered, she was very disrespectful toward him for it, and even tried having him sent to a camp. Eileen was in partial agreement with this for a while, so she allowed this. However, she eventually took it too far, by telling Kenny that he was "broken" and that he didn't care what God thought about him. This was too much negative criticism for Kenny, even for Eileen, and she had finally told her to stop. Eileen revealed that she and Pat were getting a divorce and that they didn't care what she thought. Agnes continued to be a horrible person, so they put her in the car, and drove her to Uncle Gary's house, where they would leave her. Gary was a relative of theirs that got married to a Hinduist, so this was going to spark a lot of anger from Agnes. With Agnes off their hands, they were free to be themselves again, and so far, Agnes is probably still with Gary and his wife, torturing them both.
Eeyore and frozen gets lost in minecraft

pooh: welcome to my clubhouse

ding dong

pooh: hey its eeyore and elsa

elsa: hello pooh

eeyore: hello pooh

pooh: hello

[The whole world becomes a game of Minecraft]

ding dong

pooh: look its peppa

peppa: hello onik I'm from minecraft except that I'm not from minecraft and I came from my own show we need a bird watcher

pooh: let go to the bear tool bear he bear oh bear hi bear ready bear here we go your a bear eating honey

￼peppa: what's a "bear tool"?

oh honey its time to get to it show use the bear tool b e a r beartool

we have a bird seeds, lenny from toy story, a dead bird and the mayer bear tool that a surplice tool can help later look its honey hi honey honey is going to bring the bear tools

￼peppa: who's Lenny?

elsa: i have no idea

let get this show on the row

owl sleeping

pooh: hello owl this is frozen, peppa and eeyore

owl: hello peppa

how will we get a bird say oh honey oh honey

lets see bird seeds, lenny from toy story, a bird bed and the mayer bear tool

eeyore: I like the bird seed great idea we got ears say chears

here Essie

Essie: hello I'm Essie the blue bird

we need a bear tool say oh honey oh honey

lenny from toy story, a bird bed and the Mayer bear tool

I know a dead bird

say chears

owl: good night Essie

we need honey oh honey

lets see do we need lenny no we need a myer bear tool today bear tool is peppa we got ears say chears

peppa: what's a "mayer bear tool"?
winnie: you will never know [smokes]

peppa; I have ran away elsa and pooh

pooh: your a minecraft pig

peppa: how do we find steve say oh honey oh honey we need lenny we pick hour bear tools say super cheers

lets see I see steve in pooh park in the letter pite there making pigs

steve: p I g

kids: pig

steve: pig

kids: pig

peppa hello steve are you making pig

steve: yes I am I can spawn pigs

winnie: why else would you possess us to say "pig"?

[the whole word turns back to nomral and peppa and steve die]

let do the hotshot dance

hotshot hotshot dichotomy dog we are the thing hot dog hoodoo hot hotshot 1st we got bird seeds them we made Essie dead then peppa is here he ran away to steve making pig so honey bring him back

final we souse Denny to find stove in pooh park what a hot dog day hotshot hotshot dichotomy dog I a day that were ready for so long for pooh bear that's me a the Winnie the pooh club house

see you really soon
Season 2

**Season 2**

Season
Episodes

2
16

Aired
October 11, 2016 - Unknown

Premiere
The Real Thang

Finale
Unknown

Starring

Martha Plimpton as Eileen O'Neal

Jay R. Ferguson as Pat O'Neal

Noah Galvin as Kenny O'Neal

Matt Shively as Jimmy O'Neal

Bebe Wood as Shannon O'Neal

Mary Hollis Inboden as Jodi O'Neal

Season 1 • **Season 2**

**Season 2** is the second season of ABC's The Real O'Neals. The season premiered on October 11, 2016 and has been concluded on March 14, 2017.

## Episodes

* The Real Thang
* The Real Dates
* The Real Halloween
* The Real Move
* The Real Tradition
* The Real Fit
* The Real Match
* The Real Christmas
* The Real Sin
* The Real Acceptance
* The Real Third Wheel
* The Real Brother's Keeper
* The Real Confirmation
* The Real Heartbreak
* The Real Mr. Nice Guy
* The Real Secrets

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Martha Plimpton as Eileen O'Neal
* Jay R. Ferguson as Pat O'Neal
* Noah Galvin as Kenny O'Neal
* Matt Shively as Jimmy O'Neal
* Bebe Wood as Shannon O'Neal
* Mary Hollis Inboden as Jodi O'Neal

### Recurring Cast

* Matt Oberg as Clive Murray
* Sean Grandillo as Brett Young
* Ramona Young as Allison Wong
* Jessica-Snow Wilson as Gloria
* Christopher Avila as Ethan
* Ray Ford as Steve the Colorist
The Real Grandma

**The Real Grandma** is the seventh episode of Season 1 of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

The maternal grandmother of the O'Neal family comes over for a surprise visit and not over the Irish Catholic family that they already are is ready for the hard-core Christian fanaticism that's going to come from her. Especially, Kenny, who's willing to tell her that she's gay.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Agnes O'Neal
* Uncle Gary
* Uncle Gary's Wife
* Mimi (Mentioned)
The Real Retreat

**The Real Retreat** is the tenth episode of Season 1 of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

Jimmy becomes the Faith Leader at St. Charles Barklay High School, much to the dismay of Kenny, who deserves it more. Pat also invites a female friend over, which immediately makes Eileen jealous.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Jodi O'Neal
* Clive Murray
* Maleficent
* Jesus Christ
* Sam
Heather

**Heather** is a former babysitter of The O'Neal family. She appeared in the episode The Real Confirmation.

## Biography

In the episode The Real Confirmation, Shannon hired Heather to be her godmother. Jimmy had a crush on her and tried to impress her. When she came over the visit, Jimmy showed her around his father's tiny house, and claimed to have built it himself. He left her alone, where she met up with Pat again, and learned about his recent divorce. After hearing this, she inconsentually started making out with him, saying that she's had a crush on him since she was 17. When Jimmy found out about this, he became extremely jealous.
Uncle Gary's Wife

**Uncle Gary's Wife** is the unnamed wife of Gary O'Neal. She is an Asian Hindu. She made a brief appearance in the episode The Real Grandma. Her difference in race and religion is something that not all members of the O'Neal family is entirely on board with.

## Biography

At the end of the episode The Real Grandma, Eileen was fed up with Agnes and her bigotry toward Kenny, so she kicked her out of their house and forced her to live with Uncle Gary. Given that this is the wife of Uncle Gary, she knew that Agnes would have a Hell of a time there and would hopefully learn a little tolerance for diversity in the process.
Marcia Worthman

**Marcia Worthman** is the obnoxious, gossiping next-door neighbor of the O'Neal family. She and Eileen are sworn enemies.

## Biography

In the Pilot episode, Marcia had overheard the story about Kenny breaking the toilet on his date with Mimi. She had told the story out of context to a bunch of her friends, spreading rumors about Kenny having sex with Mimi. She later witnessed The O'Neal family revealing their sinful secrets to the world, meaning that she would only have more stories to tell. In response to this, she sent Eileen a ham, which is code for a huge insult to her.

## Episode Appearances

* Pilot
* The Real Lent
* The Real Book Club
The Real Heartbreak

**The Real Heartbreak** is the fourteenth episode of season two of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

It's Valentine's Day and Kenny has just been dumped. Eileen refuses to celebrate the holiday, as usual.

## Plot

It's Valentine's Day, and unfortunately for Kenny, he has just been dumped by Brett. Kenny is lying in his bed, suffering from depression, he feels he'll never get over. He contantly listens to *It Must Have Been Love (but it's over now)*, so many times, that it drives the rest of his family insane. Pat and Jimmy, who plan on spending Valentine's Day by going to a dive bar and picking up girls, decide to cheer Kenny up by taking him with them, in hopes that he will find a cute boy to pick up. However, no matter what, Kenny keeps getting reminded of Brett and continues to wade in misery. Women all over the bar become attracted to Kenny's sadness and surround him, coddling him and showing their sympathy. When they hear that Pat and Jimmy are trying to help him feel better, they start to adore them and feel romantically interested in them, giving Pat and Jimmy the idea to use Kenny as a chick magnet. This only works for so long, as they lose track of Kenny and he mysteriously disappears.

## Trivia

* Although this episode is a Valentine's Day themed episode, it aired significantly far after Valentine's Day. This is because there were many episodes, where Kenny was still boyfriends with Brett, that had to air before the events of this episode.
	+ In season 1, a similar incident happened with "The Real Lent", but since the plotholes weren't as noticeable, the networks didn't bother to avoid this.
* It becomes official that Brett has broken up with Kenny, and this is his final mention.
* Eileen's story is a parody of *A Christmas Story*.
* Kenny listens to *It Must Have Been Love (but it's over now)* by Roxette and participates in a parody of the musical number.
* During the musical number, there are a few references to moments in Kenny and Brett's relationship. The sheet projections, show clips from The Real Sin, when Brett showed up in Kenny's room, Brett first becoming Kenny's boyfriend, from The Real Acceptance, Kenny kissing Brett from The Real Confirmation, and Kenny's first kiss with Brett from The Real Christmas. Kenny is seen lying on the inkbed, from The Real Sin. He is also seen, lying down in a church bench, from The Real Christmas. He is also seen at the Rainbow Grind, from many episodes in the series.
* Alison is seen with a girlfriend. Her name is not revealed, but she had a few lines. She was on a date with her at The Rainbow Grind.
* Kenny mentions watching the movie, *G.I. Jane*.
* One of the servants at The Rainbow Grind fell in love with Pat. Since everyone who works at The Rainbow Grind is someone from the LGBT community, she must be bisexual.
* At the end of the episode, Kenny goes back to the choir room, where he first met Brett in The Real Christmas. He is also heard playing The Greatest Night on the piano, when Pat and Jimmy first walk in.
Chloe Parente

**Chloe Parente** is a cheerleader who attends Saint Charles Barklay High School. She appeared in the episode The Real Match.

## Biography

Chloe is part of a school group called the "Mat-Maids", which is basically cheerleaders who support the school's wrestling team. Jimmy O'Neal had a crush on her, but she was paired up with Kenny instead. Shannon did an interview with her, so that she could do a newsletter on how the Mat-Maids was a misogynistic label for the girl who go to St. Charles Barkley, until she figured out that Chloe and the other girls there were actually really smart, but still loved being Mat-Maids.
Gus Kenworthy

**Gus Kenworthy** is a professional athlete. He is one of Kenny's favorite athletes because like him, he is gay. He appeared as one of his hallucinations in the episode The Real Match.

## Biography

Gus Kenworthy and Robbie Rogers appeared in Kenny's hallucinations, trying to help motivate him to be a wrestler because he was the first out, gay athlete at his school. He explained that being gay didn't stop him from being an openly gay athlete in major league sports. He and Robbie had some back and forth about their awards, which turned into a playful argument. All in all, they still helped move Kenny a little bit forward.
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Mimi Waxberg

**Mimi Waxberg** is Kenny O'Neal's ex-girlfriend. He used to be dating her, back when he thought he was straight. Now that he's dumped her, she still believes that he will still love her and stalks him about it.

## Biography

When Mimi and Kenny were dating, they were together for a very long time, for at least a year and a half. Kenny still dated Mimi even when he knew he was gay and just didn't tell her about it. Mimi was completely oblivious to the fact that he was gay, despite the fact that he made it completely obvious. There was also a lot of strife with them because Mimi was really interested in having sex with Kenny, he was always being very abstinent against her.

Mimi once again asked Kenny for sex in the Pilot episode and he finally gave in. Kenny was aware of being gay at the time and so he was very nervous about banging a girl at the time. Kenny and Mimi were going to do it for their first times, but Kenny was stalling and flushed the condoms down the toilet, which caused a flood. Despite the fact that they didn't actually have sex, word got out that they did and Marcia Worthman spread the rumors around to everyone.

In the episode The Real Papaya, Kenny came out as gay to Mimi. Mimi was in shock and she tried denying it, hoping it wasn't true. Mimi said that she had so many plans for what to do with her boyfriend and that Kenny was the only one who would be applicable for that. Mimi had to involuntarily end their relationship. At the end of the episode, Eileen O'Neal accidentally ran over her with her car, while she was riding on her bicycle, which made her start hating the O'Neal family.

In the episode The Real Wedding, Kenny and Mimi were brought closer together again, by a school play for Zombie Romeo and Juliet. Kenny and Mimi were cast as the titular characters, meaning that they were going to be in a scene where they would get married. Eileen pushed to have them be Romeo and Juliet, but Kenny declined to this role, wanting to avoid the awkwardness of how their previous relationship ended. Gay Stewart was Kenny's understudy, making him the new Romeo, but Kenny had turned around and burst through the doors in the middle of the play, stopping the wedding and taking his spot back as the original Zombie Romeo. He completely followed through with the marriage, but he and Mimi didn't actually kiss because one of the effects for the play involved geysers of fake blood being splattered at them, ruining their kiss. Apparently, this was supposed to happen in the play, so everything ended out okay. Since then, Mimi has not been seen or heard from.

## Episode Appearances

* Pilot
* The Real Papaya
* The Real Lent (Mentioned)
* The Real Grandma (Mentioned)
* The Real Wedding
* The Real Christmas (Flashback)
Sheila DeMars

**Sheila DeMars** is a woman who works at a Christian church, which is the rival church of Eileen's Catholic church. The two of them have a burning hatred for each other. Every Christmas, her choir always one ups her choir. She appeared in the episodes The Real Christmas and The Real Brother's Keeper.

## Biography

In the episode The Real Christmas, Sheila and Eileen got into a fight over who would win the church choir battle of the bands. Eileen sent Jimmy to spy on them, but he got caught and recieved no footage. In the end, neither of them won.

In the episode The Real Brother's Keeper, the two of them stopped fighting and become friends. It was revealed that the reason for their rivalry in the first place was not because of their differences in religion, but because Eileen thought Sheila keyed her Van, but it was actually Pat's new studded belt from hot topic.
Bebe Wood

**Bebe Wood** is an American Actress who portrays Shannon O'Neal on The Real O'Neals. She was born in Kansas City, Missouri. Her love for acting began at home, going to and supporting Kansas City's local theatre scene, including the Coterie, Unicorn, Theatre for Young America and Music Theatre Kansas City. On one of her many trips to New York City to see Broadway shows, Bebe participated in a workshop where she was scouted by a talent agent.

Wood is best known for her break-out role in NBC's *The New Normal*. Her television credits also include NBC's *30 Rock* and *About a Boy*, HBO's *Veep*, Nickeoldeon's *See Dad Run*, and Netflix's mini-TV series *Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp*. Her feature credits include the holiday comedy *A Merry Friggin' Christmas*.

In addition to acting, Bebe loves music. She sings, plays the guitar, ukulele, mandolin, banjolele, and piano. Wood loves history, and one of her favorite places in the world is Colonial Williamsburg in Virginia. She also has a ridiculous half-Yorkie, half-Maltese dog named Rosebud.

Bebe has long supported Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS (www.broadwaycares.org), one of the nation's leading AIDS fundraising and grant-making organizations. She holds a semi-annual runway walk and fashion show with all proceeds going to BC/EFA.
Gloria

**Gloria** is a cop that works with Pat O'Neal at the police station as well as one of his love interests.

## Biography

In the episode The Real Wedding, Pat first asked her out after being cowardly and shying away from it for the longest time.

In the episode The Real Tradition, Pat invited Gloria over for Thanksgiving. She agreed to come over because what she usually does on Thanksgiving is go to an "orphan" Thanksgiving, which was where she sat around with other people with no family members. This was very stressful to Kenny because she gave him a bunch of food to cook, without the aid of Eileen.

In the episode The Real Sin, Pat attempted to ask her out on their first proper date, only to find out that he waited too long and she was already sleeping with another guy.

## Episode Appearances

* The Real Wedding
* The Real Rules
* The Real Halloween
* The Real Tradition
* The Real Christmas
* The Real Sin

## Trivia

* In the episode The Real Tradition, it was revealed that both of her parents were dead.
* She first started looking at crime scene photos when she was 14 years old.
I Have a Boyfriend

**I Have a Boyfriend** is a song sung by Kenny O'Neal in the episode The Real Acceptance.

## Lyrics

**Kenny**: *I finally have a boyfriend.*

*It's gunna last forever.*

**Background Guy**: *Aw, so cute.*

**Kenny**: *He puts the "twink" in "twinkle in my eyes".*

**Background Guy**: *Okay, I give it a month.*

**Kenny**: *I know that this may sound gay.*

*I'm a dancing chiche.*

*I've been shot by Cupid it my butt.*

**Woman**: *Hey! Give me back my baby!*

**Kenny**: *His face is on my cellphone*

*as my emergency contact.*

*Just when I thought that I would die alone.*

*Birds are singing.*

*The sky is bluer.*

*Air smells crisper.*

*I got a man now.*

*He's charming and he's funny*

*and he's handsome.*

*He makes me better.*

*I feel taller.*

**(Speaking)** *Oh, hi.*

**(Singing)** *Am I taller?*

*Cuz finally my fantasies*

*have become reality*

*and I finally have a boyfriend.*

*But how do I tell my parents?*

*What if they don't accept him?*

*They're still getting used to the fact, that I am gay.*

**Bird**: *Maybe you shouldn't tell them.*

## Trivia

* First song to be written, exclusively for the series.
Dwayne O'Neal

**Dwayne** is the brother of Pat O'Neal and the ex-husband of Jodi O'Neal. He first appeared in the episode The Real Fit.

## Biography

Dwayne grew up as one in a family of six brothers. All of the brothers grew up to become firemen, except for Pat O'Neal, who became a cop. Dwayne, and the other brothers constantly shame him and make fun of him for it. Dwayne met Jodi O'Neal at a Cranberries concert. They fell in love and had sex behind a t-shirt stand. They eventually got married, which would soon end in a divorce. Coincidentally, his brother, Pat, got married to Jodi's sister, Eileen, and four years after their marriage, they got divorced too. After Jodi and Dwayne got divorced, she regretted it and secretly wanted him back.

In the episode The Real Secrets, it was revealed that Jodi was pregnant with his child, beknownst to both of them. Durng the events of *The Real Fit*, where Shannon locked them in her room, they apparently had sex and Jodi got pregnant.
The Real Prom

**The Real Prom** is the thirteenth episode and the finale of Season 1 of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

The prom is coming to St. Charles Barklay, and Kenny realizes that he doesn't have a date because he's the only gay kid in school. Shannon doesn't want to go to them prom and Pat tries to convince her to do so.

## Plot

As the school prom approaches, Kenny and Jimmy try to come up with the perfect prom-posal for the classmates(who already have dates) they each have set their sights on. Shannon thinks prom is a scam and would rather stay at home, but once Pat discovers she was asked to attend, he tries to convince her to go.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Jodi O'Neal
* Clive Murray
* Lacey
* Devon
* Doug
* Stuart
* Ethan
* Sebastian

## Trivia

* Jimmy and Lacey are still dating in this episode. Their relationship started in the episode The Real Wedding.
* Eileen and Principal Murray start having romantic feelings for each other in this episode.
* *Come on Eileen* by *Dexys Midnight Runners* is sung by Principal Murray.
* *Take a Chance on Me* by *ABBA* plays at the end of the prom.
* Kenny says that he hallucinates sometimes. This is a reference to the hallucinations that he constantly has throughout the series.
Wren

**Wren** is a woman in Eileen's group of friends. She appeared in the episode The Real Book Club.

## Biography

Wren was one of the members at Eileen's book club. She was a former slave of Marcia Worthman, but when Eileen wanted to make the book club about talking about personal problems instead of the book, Wren secretly agreed with her and sided with her instead. Later, she made herself at home in The O'Neal House, putting her feet up on the table and suggesting that they try wearing each others' shoes. Eileen, of course, did not approve.
The Real Secrets

**The Real Secrets** is the sixteenth episode of season two and twenty ninth episode overall of The Real O'Neals and the season two finale of the show.

## Synopsis

Alison's parents go through marital problems and she lives in The O'Neal house to avoid the line of fire. Meanwhile, Jimmy and Shannon find a positive pregnancy test.

## Trivia

* Final episode of the second season, and follwing it's abrupt cancellation, the series.
* Eileen gets startled, when finding Alison in Kenny's closet and describes the incident as Alison pulling a "Stranger Things". This is a reference to the show, Stranger Things, where Mike hid Eleven in his closet.
* Clive reveals that his ex-wife threw their wedding ring at him after their divorce.
* Victoria Murray from "The Real Tradition" makes a second appearance.
* Allison comes out to her parents, gets disowned, and officially lives with The O'Neal family.
* Clive proposes marriage to Eileen, but gets rejected.
* Jodi reveals that she is pregnant.
* Victoria Murray makes a second appearance in this episode.
* Allison has a goldfish named "Catfish Everdeen", which is a pun on "Katniss Everdeen" from The Hunger Games.
	+ Jimmy also reveals that he accidentally killed Catfish, in an attempt to hug it, and replaced it with another one, unbeknownst to Allison.
Eileen O'Neal

**Eileen Bridget O'Neal** is a the mother of Kenny, Jimmy, and Shannon O'Neal, the ex-wife of Pat O'Neal, and ex-sister-in-law to Jodi O'Neal. She is one of the main characters of the show.

## Biography

Highly regarded in the community for her volunteer work and fundraising skills, Eileen, the matriarch of the O’Neal household, definitely has the farthest to fall after the family’s secrets all come out. Eighteen years ago, after an unplanned pregnancy and a shotgun wedding to Pat, Eileen quickly got her act together, reinventing herself as the perfectly put-together Catholic mom she is today. But that image is quickly shattered after the whole community finds out her marriage to Pat is ending. Understandably, Eileen is a little reluctant to embrace this new era of honesty and openness in her family. While there’s a part of her that longs to sweep all of the family’s secrets back under the rug, she’s a loving mother first, and wants to support Pat and the kids. Although sometimes the way she shows it could use some work. Eventually, with the help of her family, especially her son Kenny, Eileen starts to see that the loss of perfection can also be kind of liberating. Maybe she will finally trade in her chinos for a pair of jeans. Or maybe she won't. Change is very hard for Eileen.

Eileen is currently in a relationship with Clive Murray, the principal of Saint Charles Barklay High School.
The Real Tradition

**The Real Tradition** is the fifth episode of season two of The Real O'Neals. The Real Tradition is also the first Thanksgiving themed holiday episode.

## Synopsis

Pat and Eileen invite Gloria and VP Murray as their dates to the O'Neals' Thanksgiving dinner, changing their tradition.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Clive Murray
* Gloria
* Victoria Murray
* Gary
* Graham Elliot
* Antonia Lofaso
* Alex Guarnaschelli
Jordin Sparks

**Jordin Sparks** is a famous singer and actress. Kenny O'Neal is a big fan of her. She guest starred in the episode The Real Confirmation.

## Biography

In the episode The Real Dates, Jimmy told Kenny that he was a waste of a homosexual, like when "Jordan played baseball". Kenny thought that by "Jordan", he meant Jordin Sparks, when he really meant Michael Jordan.

In the episode The Real Confirmation, Kenny imagined what would happen if he stayed committed to Brett in their relationship, and saw himself growing old with him. He got a visit for Jordin Sparks, who said that she was going to invite him to her concert, until she found out that he got old and then rejected him.
The Real Wedding

**The Real Wedding** is the ninth episode of Season 1 of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

Kenny joins the school play and Eileen seems very hesitant to let him be in the play, until it turns out that the play will be featuring a traditional marriage between him and Mimi.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Mimi
* Stuart
* Lacey
* Ms. Hanson
* Gloria
The Real Dates

**The Real Dates** is the second episode of season two of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

Eileen is now officially in a relationship with Principal Clive, but Pat is completely oblivious. Meanwhile, Kenny feels that everyone else is dating someone except for him and uses a find-a-date app to find a boyfriend. Jimmy is also afraid that Lacey is going to be screwing around with other guys at her college and will forget about him.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Jodi O'Neal
* Clive Murray
* Ethan
* Michele
* Rob
Rainbow Grind

The **Rainbow Grind** is a gay coffee shop that first appeared in the episode The Real Book Club.

## Biography

Pat took Kenny to The Rainbow Grind as his first LGBT social place, ever since he came out. There, Kenny enjoyed his first time at a place like that, and Pat met up with Zack, an old friend who had recently come out as gay. Due to a miscommunication in their conversation, Zack was led to believe that Pat was gay too, allowing him and Kenny both into their LGBT group of friends.

Kenny and Brett went on a date at The Rainbow Grind in the episode The Real Acceptance, where they officially became boyfriends. On another one of their dates, Brett told Kenny that he loved him, in the episode The Real Confirmation.
Clive Murray

**Vice Principal Clive Murray** also known as **VP Murray** is the vice principal of Saint Charles Barklay High School and current love interest of Eileen O'Neal. He first appeared in the episode The Real F Word.

## Biography

Principal Murray made his first appearance in the episode The Real F Word, where for the whole episode, he felt obligated to give Kenny any punishments because he didn't want to make he was the only gay kid and he didn't want to make St. Charles Barklay look homophobic. This actually came as a burden to Kenny because he was too scared to run for school treasurer and his speech was coming up soon. In one scene, Kenny left class just to go to the office and begged Principal Murray to suspend him for the day, but he refused. Kenny was so mad, that he cursed him out, making all these profane remarks to him and everything. Principal Murray responded, saying "I love your energy. Get back to class."

In the episode The Real Prom, he admitted that he was madly in love with Eileen and they actually became boyfriend and girlfriend.

In the episode The Real Thang, a lot of information was learned about Principal Murray. His real name is Clive and he still lives with his mother. More importantly, Clive had not forgotten about the moment that he had with Eileen and he kept on stalking her. Eileen, however, was against this and tried to avoid him. Clive soon found a good friendship with Pat O'Neal and they started hanging out with each other, getting Clive to get over Eileen, just as she got back into him. After a dramatic car chase together, Clive and Eileen decided that they might want to start an actual relationship at some point, but would at first want to take things slow.

## Episode Appearances

* The Real F Word
* The Real Other Woman
* The Real Retreat
* The Real Prom
* The Real Thang
* The Real Dates
* The Real Move
* The Real Tradition
* The Real Fit (Mentioned)
* The Real Match
* The Real Sin
* The Real Acceptance
* The Real Brother's Keeper
* The Real Confirmation
* The Real Mr. Nice Guy
* The Real Secrets

## Trivia

* His mother, Victoria Paula Murray has the name initials as he does, considering "VP Murray" as his name.
* In the episode The Real Acceptance, it was revealed that he was terrible at keeping secrets.
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The Real Spring Fever

**The Real Spring Fever** is the fifth episode of Season 1 of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

Spring break is happening in Chicago, and Kenny is trying to find out what kind of gay he is, so Jimmy uses internet porn to help him find his identity. The laptop gets a virus, which freezes the computer on the porn and they don't know how to fix it. Meanwhile, Eileen is looking for a job opportunity and takes the laptop with her and the kids must stop her before she sees it.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Jodi O'Neal
* Stuart
Gary

**Gary**, more commonly known as **Uncle Gary** is a close relative of The O'Neal Family. He made a brief appearance in the episode The Real Grandma.

## Biography

Uncle Gray is the brother of Eileen O'Neal and the son of Agnes. He is married to an unnamed woman, who is Sikh, something that not everyone in the extended family entirely approves of.

At the end of the episode The Real Grandma, Eileen was fed up with Agnes and her bigotry toward Kenny, so she kicked her out of their house and forced her to live with Uncle Gary. Given that Uncle Gary was married to a woman of a different race and religion, she knew that Agnes would have a Hell of a time there and would hopefully learn a little tolerance for diversity in the process.
The Real Move

**The Real Move** is the fourth episode of season two of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

Pat moves out of the house. Meanwhile, when the kids realize how much happier Pat and Eileen are, now that they're apart, they throw a "divorce ceremony" for them.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Jodi O'Neal
* Clive Murray
* Nancy
* Father Bernard
* Marco
The Real Book Club

**The Real Book Club** is the eighth episode of Season 1 of The Real O'Neals.

## Synopsis

Eileen has a book club meeting today, but she's not ready because she hasn't even read the book yet. Kenny wants to hang out with more gay people and so Pat takes him to the Rainbow Grind, the gayest coffee shop in all of Chicago, Illinois. In turn, people mistake Pat for a gay guy too.

## Characters

* Kenny O'Neal
* Eileen O'Neal
* Pat O'Neal
* Jimmy O'Neal
* Shannon O'Neal
* Jodi O'Neal
* Marcia Worthman
* Zack
* Dr. Filbert
* Doug
Lacey

**Lassandra** **"Lacey"** is a former student at St. Charles Barkley and currently goes to college. She sits next to Kenny in one of his classes. She is good friend to him, but they never had any further romantic relations. She became Jimmy's girlfriend in the episode The Real Wedding. In the episode The Real Dates, it is implied that she broke up with him.

## Biography

She first appeared in the episode The Real F Word, where she was seen, talking to Kenny about becoming school treasurer. Her name was not mentioned in this episode.

She had her first major appearance in the episode The Real Wedding, where she first became Jimmy's girlfriend. She was also helping Ms. Hanson and Eileen with the school's production of Zombie Romeo and Juliet.

In the episode The Real Prom, she was waiting for a long time to be asked to prom, but Jimmy had hesitated for such a long time.

In the episode The Real Dates, due to Lacey being a grade above Jimmy, she went off to college, while he was still in high school, giving them a long distance relationship. Jimmy was texting her over the phone and had regretted not having sex with her before she left. He was very afraid that she was going to screw around with other guys, while she was in college, so he decided to make a move, by showing up in her college room, lying in her bed, naked. However, Lacey's roommate showed up in her room before she did, and they both became shocked by it. He was chased out of the college by anti-rape girls, and later received a text from Lacey, who heard about the situation. They were emojis of fire, a skull and crossbones, and an angry face, implying that she had officially broken up with him.

In the episode The Real Match, Jimmy had a crush on another student named Chloe Parente, confirming his break up with Lacey.

## Episode Appearances

* The Real F Word
* The Real Wedding
* The Real Prom
* The Real Dates (Mentioned)
Dr. Filbert

**Dr. Filbert** is a gay friend of Zack's that appeared in the episode The Real Book Club. He is extremely short in height.

## Biography

When choosing teammates for their gay dodgeball team, Zack chose Dr. Filbert for his team. He overlooked his height and overall inadequacy for playing dodgeball and chose him because he owed him a lot of money. Dr. Filbert pelted Kenny with a dodgeball, despite him being on the same team as him. Later in the episode, it was mentioned that the dodgeball game had to stop early because Dr. Filbert got a nosebleed that wouldn't stop.