Calgaryball

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>  cowboy

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>  Calgaryball

**Calgaryball** is the largest cityball of Albertaball and the third most populous cityball of Canadaball. Often referred to as the "Conservative Capital of Canada", he is probably the most right wing major cityball in the countryball; he is very hipster in spite of what he calls himself. Most people who live here consider him to be the capital of Albertaball, not Edmontonball. In 1991, he had a large hailstorm; and in 2005 and 2013, he had large floods that in total killed around 19 people, and displaced even more. The person who designed Canadaball's flag was from Calgaryball.

Calgaryball has about 1,300,000 people, making him the most populous cityball in Albertaball. He loves anything that has to do with the Stampede. It has also hosted the 1988 Winter Olympics, which created a lasting legacy for the city as many Canadian athletes use the Olympic Park facilities as a training base. He is also very proud of his hockey and football teams, the Flames and the Stampeders. He is named after Calgaryball (Scotland) when Scotlandball came over, he decided to name it after him. He started as an RCMP fort called Fort Calgary where he gained the trust of natives.

**Calgaryball** is also one of the cleanest & livable cityballs in the world... Well... kind of. The lay-offs are getting really bad, so he's been living in a trashcan lately. He is also sometimes a very talented dainty dancer at the Albertaball school of ballet. His roads are plagued with unending road construction, as a result, he has C-Trains for public transit. He does have a bit of crime. 8 users on the Polandball Wiki are from Calgary.

## Relationships

### Friends

* Houstonball - Friend down in the south, we share a lot in common ~~DONT YOU FUCKING STEAL THE FLAMES~~
* Denverball - We are alike! Just like me and Houston, eh?
* Albertaball - My dad, we both love Cowboys! YEEHAW! He loves oil a bit too much though. Also, damn you, Rachel Notley!
* Canadaball - My good grandfather, except he tends to care more about his cities in the east. Damn you Liberal party!
* Reginaball (Saskatchewan) - Cousin
* Texasball - We both can into cowboys!
* Fort McMurrayball - Brother up north who was almost killed by a fire.
* Priddisball- My little bro!
* USAball- Great uncle, but wants my oil monies.

### Sister City Friends

* Phoenixball
* Daejeonball
* Quebec Cityball
* Jaipurball
* Naucalpanball
* Daqingball

### Neutral

* Seattleball - **DO NOT STEAL OUR FLAMES AS WELL!!!** Other than that we are fine. Lot's of Calgarians cheer for the Seahawks. He makes planes for WestJet.
* Montrealball - **Hahaha 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!** He makes more planes for WestJet. He also won the 2009 Grey Cup here against Saskatchewanball.

### Enemies

* Torontoball - Capital of Ontarioball. Dammit Liberuls! Other than that, we are fine. Also, you suck at hockey!
* Edmontonball - Brother. We don't like each other when it comes to sports. Especially hockey.
* TampaRawr - 2004 NEVER FORGET!!!
* Medicine Hatball - TIGERS SUCK!!!!!!!
* Red Deerball - REBELS SUCK!!!!!!!
* Reddit - He says that I have a bad flag... WELL YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FLAG! GUESS WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?