Episode 5 (Parts 1 and 2)

Episode 5 is the currently up to date episode of The Mugen Dude, this is the first one that has two parts, mostly because Alex is lazy to even make a huge video in less than a few more days

## Part 1

Its starts off that DVLRVNE has kicked TLR's ass, TLR retreats and BLATANTLY REVEALS HIM ABOUT TO TELL ALX ABOUT IT

like come on, you're about to die and the last thing anyone would do is blurt out the thing you're gonna do

After some pathetic talking, TLR eventually for no reason what so ever does an "ultimate move" where its based off of a song "We Will Rock You" (Fun Fact: Alex in chat says "We Will Rock You" in the premiere)

The move isn't even that special, its just a simple teleportation move, so much for being called an "ultimate" move

TLR then flies off with a new thing added to The Mugen Dude, animation.... really piss poor animation that is...

...really, it looks like shit, its just a sprite moving forwards, even the AVGN did way better with Green Screen type animations...

the next scene features ALX sitting in his room bored.... wow, the main "hero" everybody!

TLR barges in his house and warns ALX about DVLRVNE about to kick his ass and save the universe from him, how epic of him

the next scene shows that DVLRVNE isn't Orochi at all... okay seriously Alex, what was the point of making DVLRVNE say "lol im orochi" then to say right after that "lol im not orochi" like, it doesn't even effect anything story-wise, its just DVLRVNE lying to TLR cause yes, its just dumb

aaaand then outcomes plot device number 21893, HERPES TREESMUGS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAYS HE'LL HELP DVLRVNE WITH THE ORB!

like come on, there wasn't even development with Herpes or any indication that he'll eventually return to help the main "ebul dude" out, now that is what I call, another instance of Deus Ex Machina

Geez, we're already off to a horrible start, anyways

next scene, back to ALX and TLR, says they need a team to beat DVLRVNE, though how can such a simple pathetic team would even defeat an extreme chad who is also about to get the orb is beyond me but ok

so ALX begins rounding up the team members.... and its the fucking moron squad a.k.a "The Reverse Powerpuffs" who, (Fun Fact: where stupid ass OCs from ALX that he made even before The Mugen Dude)

like did you really had to include THEM in your fanfic like seriously...

of course, his most favorited OC Mossolb joins this fanfic as well, and guess what..

JUST AFTER MOSSOLB JOINING FOR NO FUCKING REASON WHAT SO EVER

GIORNO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAYS HE'LL JOIN!?!?!?

like what the fuck!?!?, Giorno just pops out of nowhere for no reason what so ever and becomes a protag just because!?!?

his reason to join is just because "I have a dream" like that doesn't even make any sort of sense what so ever, thats literally the quote of Giorno in the form of an excuse to even do something like wtf

Using a kewl quote as an excuse for a character joining does not make sense what so ever Alex...

also of course why did Giorno also had to be in this fanfic? like seriously, why....

another instance of randomly popping out of nowhere characters just for the plot too

geez, and the intro starts right after this too, so thats how much this shit sucks so bad

After the intro, we cut back to hell, where Herpes shows the location of the orb to DVLRVNE, it is then revealed Herpes summoned some people (A.K.A Cheap Characters That Alex Inserted Without Their Creators Permission) to attack ALX and temporarily distract them.

The next scene shows that ALX and the other "supporting main characters" are in a plane for some, reason....

ALX senses that there might be an enemy on the plane, to which Mossolb says that his creator is being crazy and says there is no enemy in this plane... lol when you're so pathetic your own OC says you're crazy

heres the thing though, if you pay attention to the text box when Mossolb says this, it says ALX IS THE ONE TALKING

Gee, even the editor is bad at their job, can't even pay attention or do a quick check to see if something is wrong, they literally LEFT IT like that!, talk about extreme laziness...

Giorno says there is, and points to the nearest person who is the enemy....

who is Donald Solo a7 3rd... now it is obvious he is only here just so Alex can shun some of his hate towards solos cause just when a7 3rd appears, HE GETS KILLED OFF BY ALTAIR

talk about another instance of characters appearing and then dying as soon as they appear

so Altair who works for DVLRVNE and can control darkness, attacks the team

to which ALX shows off a new useless and pathetic attack that doesn't do jack shit

"BLADE CUTTER"

and it does not do anything to Altair, again ALX showing that even his self in his own fanfic is pathetic.

they then all teleport to some new random location for no reason, dear god, is it that hard to explain why did the background change...?

Altair finally uses an attack, however because of Gary Stu logic, it gets reversed by Giorno using Requiem, of course the team would obviously overpower Altair just to move the plot forward and to use less time....

Its revealed Altair got fuckin payed just to attack ALX like, gee the main bad dudes just paying people to go fight, like just imagine this from a TV Show perspective idiot.

Altair for no reason at all begs for mercy and tells why she was here and reveals where the main baddies are going, like come on, she was all like "lol im bouta destroy bitches lol" and then all of a sudden shes like "oh no pls don't hurt me i have kids" the shift in personality does not make sense what so ever.

with that, the team train and they go to the location faster.

The Heroes and the Bad Dudes meet, and after some bland dialouge, DVLRVNE blasts the fuck outta TLR, to which we are given a cursed image of TLR losing his eyes and then....

"The Teller Has Died"

there is so much wrong with this... first off, the music choice, like, such a decent song being wasted on such a stupid ass scene like come on...

second of all, how anti-climatic this scene is, its literally just a black screen with the words "The Teller Has Died", like if you wanna show how sad the viewer is supposed to be, at least put some effort in it like "The Teller Falls To The Ground As He Breaths His Last Final Words..." and not just half assed words...

Mossolb eventually just says she'll kill them with some n% move, but then gets killed off by DVLRVNE very easily, there isn't even an animation to show something happened, its just that she died and thats it, very lazy...

ALX rages like a huge crybaby about their death, which distracts him, and then your boi DVLRVNE gets the orb and becomes the ultimate chad we rooted him to become, which then ends Part 1.....