Luna Moss

Luna's crap racing suit

**ルナ モス (*Runa Mosu* lit. Luna Moss) (@BiscuitChan)** is a British sim racer and Steward competing in the AAC.

She started her career in AAC strong, with an epic win (biased) in the 2000 Tokyo GT Open and had ok results in the rest of the event.

However, this form did not continue as Luna drove like an absolute brick during the 4 Nations Trophy and didn't even turn up for half the races, saying that "the cars are about as drivable as a rhino on LSD".

idk why i'm here i hate sim racing.

## World Touring Car Challenge

Luna drove for the Opel Manufacturer team in the first season of the WTC Challenge because "Vauxhall is a wonderful car, probably drives like crap but I don't care, Vox Hall."

The first round was at some track I forgot the name of, She hated T1 and put on hards in race 2 (oopsies!) meaning no points!!!!!

Round 2 was at some Atlanta shithole, though tbh it was kinda fun and she scored some points (I think).

YOOOOOOO DONNY...awww I'm 8 years off the pace (cba to keep writing in 3rd person you know its me writing this shit). It was ok though because Drew flew off the track a couple times which was fucking hilarious so she scored some epic points. Also Johannes wasn't there which was sad because I want a Opel trophy!!!!

TT Ass was a track, death kerbs, tyres and Christopher Marnell battling about as hard as his- (this section has been cut off due to parental controls)

Round 5, more commonly known as the WTC Challenge Animated Billboard Incident, was a shitshow for Luna, though somehow she scored 2 points after an epic 30-minute scrap with Ollie Page, fun :).

Brno, more commonly known as "Where am I?" an "Fuck my compass is stuck at the same radius!" is a track that somehow happens to have every corner be the same, yet you can not get any of them right which is either pure genius, pure evil, pure stupidity or all three. Anyway I honestly couldn't be arsed and I'd cracked open a cold one so me and Umar had some on track bants and probably caused thousands of quid of damage.

Round something was at a tactically poured piece of asphalt called anderstorp (i think i honestly don't know). I thought i got lost beacuse i ended up at a airport runway but apparently they're like track designer porn so hey ho. Race 1 was fucking awesome because i had a sick battel (intentional spelling mistake) with Sneath and KennyS for 4th (yes i was that high, yes it was because some smoke flew off and Tom went to the trees). race 2 was weird. i was at the front beccause i was lucky, was really cool Clara had great pace it was sick and then i nearly passed out and dropped off i feel like death rn 9its just after the rac e) help.

HELLLLSINKI THUNNNNNNDDERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! god that was miserable. im writing this like a few days after the race and all i remember is Joshua Wode being a little bit silly.

Round 9

Round 10 was in THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN BABEEYYYYY WOOO I LOVE ANIME (stuart moss pronunciation). My man H Wills hooked me up with the goood shitttt (a decent setup). FOURTH POSITION! I WAS IN THIRD ON MERIT AT ONE POINT it was a little saucy and I was tussling with Hare Bear and Reisen Udongein Inaba. Lap 2 was insane, I could hace got a better finish but im happy with 6th, i missed the brakes and kinda fell off but like I LAPPED SOMEONE HOW (I still love you Mumby your minatures on instagrame are really cool!). Overall I have nothing to complain about for once what a rarity!

next race was at like schwartzkopf hair shampoo or something and i had to practice on the a1 ring because race department reeks of rat piss on a hot saturady morning so like i did a bit naf apart from my 12 minutes of glory where i was leading because i was a lucky scrunt.

round 12 didnt happen

   unfortunatley, luna passed away on the 3rd june 2023 during race 2 at the crapburgring when the game said cpu occupancy >99% for no fucki ng reaosn and sent her into the wall at 30832km/h, cutting her sim racing career short.

my final position in the stadings is like 60th or something and i have no impressive stats and i am miserable.

## Goodwood Festival of Speed 2023

i fucking hate old cars. i hate them all. how did people drive in the 60's? on rails? did they all just slide off and hit shops? what a load of wank. mercedes is a fraud, fake downforce die in a ditch.

timed run was cool because the car actually worked. everything else can fuck off. had enough. ain't driving allat.

## Results

Results from past events
 2000 Tokyo Formula Opel | Reynard Formula Opel
 2000 Tokyo GT Open | Nissan R34 GTR (Roy Cop Spec)
 4 Nations TVR Tuscan Challenge | Oversteer Contraption
 4 Nations Mini Miglia | Little Fucking Cretin

## Trivia

* Dreams to own a collection of Splayds
* Spends too much on sexily sculpted plastic
* Has an IQ of 128 (This is actually true i did a mensa test)
* Likes dragons and dinosaurs, they are cool
* #plobnation
* Hates every car and every track combination
* as of 27th july 2023 this page has 87 grammarly corrections