On the Bus: Lewd Intentions

This work may not be canon.

“On the Bus: Lewd Intentions” was published in 2012 on Literotica, and is still available there (2022). A naughty angel and her mortal lover on a bus full of crazy.

## Synopsis

Alex’s motorcycle was in maintenance, so he took the 358 bus downtown on a Friday night while observing various kinds of personalities. At a bus stop he saw a man blocking a woman trying to get on the bus. Alex intervened and helped her. This good if violent deed caused Rachel to arrive all horny. After Rachel got off, Lorelei walked onto the bus.

## Publisher’s warning

The following story contains explicit violence, explicit sex, explicit violations of public transit regulations, elements of urban fantasy, blasphemy, assault and battery, intimidation, polyamory, mockery of the mentally ill, delusions of grandeur, delusions of paranoia, delusions of environmentally conscious behavior, fare evasion, harassment, public indecency, seduction, profanity, objectionable workplace conduct, public displays of affection and callous stereotyping of bus riders. All characters herein are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons is entirely coincidental, excepting those who are entirely representative of encounters and observations the author really has experienced on Seattle buses. All characters in this story are over 18, except for the pack of well-supervised children who leave before any of the real naughty business starts.

## Appearances

### Characters

* Alex
* Rachel
* Lorelei
* a bus driver of experience
* Margaret, a recipient of divine messages
* a brunette
* her asshole ex-boyfriend
* seven unnamed guardian angels
* and various other travellers on the 358 bus

### Locations & organizations

* Seattle
	+ Aurora Avenue
	+ Bus 358

## Continuity

“One the Bus: Lewd Intentions” is set at an unclear time, possibly slightly after *Natural Consequences*.

That Alex’s motorcycle is in maintenance matches with *Natural Consequences*. However, the story implies that the bike has been in the shop for some time, making it unlikely that the story is set during *Natural Consequenses*.⁠ At the same time, Alex used his motorcycle in *Skin*. That makes it possible that this story is set the first Friday in November.

## Theories

This is the first story where it is made explicit that good deeds by Alex makes Rachel horny.

There are several points which puts the canonicity of this story in doubt.

* Alex has just aced US history courses, but when transfering to University of Washington he needed to take several history courses for general education.⁠
* Alex states that he has not had sex in public before, but he did have sex with Lorelei on the street outside Sherri’s party and with Rachel on the dance floor at the Emerald City Halloween Ball.⁠⁠
* The timing with “Date Night” is tricky, unless Alex’s motorcycle spends a lot of time in maintenance.
* That it is still up on Literotica, not having been reworked for more traditional publication like several other early stories.

However, there is an exchange in “The Spirit of Giving” where Rachel possibly implies that Alex has intervened in perceived harassment in public. This story is the only known such case set before that story.

## Trivia

The 358 bus was the second busiest bus route in Seattle, and said to be the most dangerous. It was replaced by the RapidRide E Line in 2014.

## Publication history

The story was written as part of a chain story on Literotica, with the theme “on the bus”, and published there on October 1 2012. It is the only story from the Good Intentions series still remaining there.

## References

1. ↑  *Natural Consequences*, chapter 4
2. ↑  *Personal Demons*, chapter 4
3. ↑  *Good Intentions*, chapter 13
4. ↑  *Natural Consequences*, chapter 5