Floof

**Floof** was a wolf found by ScotGriswold in Siberia. Obtaining the wolf for Technoblade was suggested by a user named numberoneriker in Scot's chat. He was named after Technoblade's real-life dog and intended as a gift for the pig to secure New Hawaii an alliance with the Antarctic Empire. He resides in Technoblade's Palace after Scot brought him there for Technoblade, who tamed him and took him into his bedroom.

Floof was murdered by TimeDeo under TommyInnit's orders during the Port-aux-Offensive, but was reincarnated soon after by his master Technoblade (for wiki link purposes, **Floof 2** will be used to refer to the resurrected dog in navboxes).

## Early Life

### Day 20

ScotGriswold traveled to Port-aux-Francais in an attempt to secure some sort of alliance with the Antarctic Empire, hoping to supply them with weapons in return for profit. However, VoiceOverPete and Philza informed him that they could not agree unless Technoblade did, who was offline at the time. Scot left and began to concoct a plan to gain the pig's trust. At the suggestion of a member in his chat, he decided to find a wolf that he would name as 'Floof', the same name given to Techno's real-life dog. However, at this time, his search for the canine was futile.

Later that day, Scot returned to Siberia to continue to search for Floof. He rationalized that, while fear of Technoblade's ferocity by other players is fair, one would be considered naive to assume the pig cannot be reasonable and negotiated with. He stated that "even gods are reasonable". Finally, he found a dog that would do. He didn't tame it but gave it a name tag so that it wouldn't despawn.

It took an hour for Scot to ferry the dog to his home base in Australia. The effort was significant, with Scot having to fight many mobs throughout the days and nights that they rode for and nearly died when he accidentally hit the dog and got attacked by it several times. The journey can be poignantly paralleled with Techno's own journey to bring Alfred to Antarctica on Day 1. Scot hoped that Techno would appreciate his effort and consider the peace pact Scot had offered earlier for the betterment of both factions. The wolf was then kept inside a dirt shack tied to a fence, as they awaited the chance to contact the members of the Antarctic Empire to negotiate a new deal.

### Day 25

Scot attempted to contact the Antarctic Empire but Technoblade and Philza were offline while Pete had rejected his offer in favor of working on the Boomer Bridge, so Floof remained in solitary confinement.

## Later Life

### Day 26

      Floof was brought to the palace of Port-aux-Francais as a peace offering. He was contained within a present box with a chest that contained a book addressing all members of the Empire and 16 bones in order for Techno to tame him. Back in the New Hawaii capital, Scot dedicated the prison of dirt where Floof stayed for almost a week as a memorial.

### Day 27

    After the events of the Wednesday War, Technoblade opened the present Scot left for him where Floof was waiting. Techno read the book in the present, where Scot reasoned that though he might not be able to secure an alliance between their factions, he may be able to request neutrality in the coming wars. Techno then happily tamed the dog and moved it to his bedroom for safekeeping. He then intended to get another one so that he can breed an army of wolves that he could bring to the battlefield one day. He also remarked that despite the gracious gift, he would not consider allying with New Hawaii, but would instead consider sparing Scot's life.

## Death and Rebirth

### Day 58

During the opening acts of the war between the Antarctic Empire and Business Bay, TommyInnit and TimeDeo (in the Port-aux-Francais offensive) plotted to kidnap Floof from Techno's bedroom using a flying machine. Unfortunately, the flying machine was rudimentary and failed to accomplish its objective. Due to this intrusion, Technoblade would log on, and after a heated battle, retreated into his bedroom following Tommy's plea for peace.

Negotiations began as Floof looked on. During the negotiations, Deo and Tommy would make numerous attempts to push Floof out of the room in order to kidnap him. Techno would stop all kidnapping attempts, though he could not remove the members of Business Bay from his bedroom. During the parley, Tommy polled his chat on whether or not Floof should be murdered. Despite the poll being even, he informed Deo that his chat wanted Floof to die. As he did not possess enough willpower to strike the dog down, he ordered Deo to slay the dog.

Deo complied during Techno's attempt to coax Tommy out, leaping from the third floor of the Port-aux-Francais to achieve this objective. He rushed into the bedroom and in four swift strokes, killed Floof before Technoblade's startled eyes.

The Blood God and his allies would immediately avenge Floof's death, killing both his murderer TimeDeo and the one who orchestrated his murder, TommyInnit.

Following this, the Blood God imbued his second dog with the Floof's blood, allowing Floof to be reborn anew as Floof 2.

## Legacy

Floof was immortalized when Techno bred his remaining dogs together and resurrected Floof as a baby dog. He then fed Floof a bunch of steak to grow him back up to full size.

Floof's dirt hut in New Hawaii would remain as a memorial shrine.

### Reactions

ScotGriswold, Floof's finder and the original owner, was notified about Floof's death when he was on vacation by fellow content creator Eret. He allegedly reacted with "pure, unbridled anger," and declared "This is war" in discord. Eret confirmed that had Scot not been on vacation, he would have declared war on Business Bay immediately following the murder. Eret mentioned that Scot would likely be pleased to hear that Floof was raised from the dead, though it is unknown if Scot would persist in declaring war on Business Bay.

Technoblade, Floof's current owner, rallied his allies following the Port-aux-Offensive. Due to Floof's murder, the Antarctic Empire would travel to Business Bay seeking retribution, attacking and slaughtering the members of Business Bay. Techno sought reparations of $100,000, both for his trauma and in punitive damages. Eventually, TimeDeo would pay Technoblade $20,000 for neutrality. Shortly before TommyInnit's departure, he would pay Deo more money, allowing Deo to finally pay Techno another $80,000, a combined total of $100,000 for the deaths of both Floof and D O G G O.

## Relationships

### Positive

* Technoblade (current owner, the one who reincarnated Floof.)
* ScotGriswold (original owner, cares highly about his wellbeing to the point of declaring war if he is harmed)
* Ph1LzA (caretaker, avenged Floof's death.)

* D O G G O (presumably)
* All his friends in the T E C H N O R O O M

### Negative

* TimeDeo (killer)
* TommyInnit (ordered the killing)

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 Wispexe •
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**Floof**† •
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D O G G O † •
**Floof 2** •
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Technoblade's Palace •
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