Monsters Eat Trash and Sewage Transcript

This is the seventh episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Monsters Eat Trash and Sewage"

French Narrator: Day Seven in The Tidal Zone.

(The episode begins in Bikini Bottom as Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock snail meet up once again at Conch Street at night time)

Giant Anglerfish: Well, boys, another beautiful night for us monsters here in Bikini Bottom. I wonder what we are going to do tonight.

Rock snail: Meow.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit.

Giant Anglerfish: Trash and Sewage you say? You know there one place we haven't even gotten into. And that is the Bikini Bottom Dump. So whatddya say, boys. Let's meet up with our monster friends there so that we can feast.

Rock snail: Meow.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit.

(Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball stomps all the way toward the Bikini Bottom Dump as Rock snail follows by slithering. Bubble translate to the Bikini Bottom where they meet up with The Monsters; Sea creature, Elephant Fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Giant Fruit Fly, Jellien leader, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Mildred, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Two Fangtooth Fish, The Monster and Q.T.-π who are already there.)

Giant Anglerfish: Hi, guys.

Sewer Monster: (Roars)

Sea Monster: Giant Anglerfish, we've been waiting for you and your Rock Bottomites fellas.

Sea Whelk 1: And your Rock snail too.

Rock snail: Meow.

Sea Monster: We were about to eat all of this trash and sewage in there.

Baby Kraken: But some fish people locked the gates that way we monsters can't get in.

Mother Kraken: There there. It's okay baby. Mother will take care of this. (Removes the bars and gates with her tentacle strength and roars loudly)

Puffy Fluffy Monster, Alaskan Bull Worm and Appetizer: (Roars Loudly)

Jellien leader: (Roars)

The Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

20 Sea Whelks: (Roars Loudly)

Mother Sea Whelks: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Whoa there! That's some monster strength you got there, Mother Kraken.

Mother Kraken: I wouldn't want to ruin my dress. Besides it's dry clean only.

Sewer Snake: We haven't eaten trash and sewage since day one in our monster days. (Hisses)

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Rrarrg: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRGH.

Mildred: Shall we go in?

Giant Anglerfish: Oh sure. After all we're all monsters together eating trash and sewage is what we always do.

Q.T.-π: [Quack, Quack.] Pbfft!

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit.

Rock snail: Meow.

All the Monsters: (Roars loudly and happily and ran inside the Bikini Bottom Dump by the opened gate where they are surrounded by trash and sewage and all the other things that are stinky and rotten)

Male Fangtooth Fish: Look, it's one of those dirty funguses.

Female Fangtooth Fish: (Slurps her tongue) Yummy.

Male Fangtooth Fish: Oh, darling. We know we're suppose to eat this stuff but we are suppose to scare and eat people. Oh well.

Female Fangtooth Fish: (Flirted) Oh, honey. Don't pretend you don't love it. (Rubs Male Fangtooth Fish's chin)

(Both Fangtooth Fish ate the dirty funguses)

Rrarrg: (Stomps all the way toward the toxic waste dumps with Q.T.-π following him) Huh? Ahh... Rah. RRARRG... (Picks up the toxic waste dump and drinks it)

(Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster and Giant Golden Eel slithered all the way to the pile of sewage)

Sewer Snake: Hey, Golden Eel, Loch Ness Monster. We've found a pile of sewage.

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Loch Ness Monster: (Roars happily)

Sewer Snake: What are we sitting around here for? Let's dig in, guys! (He, Loch Ness Monster and Giant Golden Eel started eating the sewage from a pile)

Rrarrg: (still continues to drink from the toxic waste dump until they became empty) RRARRG!! (Throws the empty cans of toxic waste dump away)

Q.T.-π: (Transforms himself into a monster dinosaur duck, Roars and started eating the empty cans of toxic waste dumps)

Rrarrg: ARRGH!!!

(The Sea Whelks slithered toward to where the pile of garbage filled with stinky Chinese food)

Mother Sea Whelk: (Sniffs the garbage and inhales it and gulp it into her belly)

20 Sea Whelks: (Uses their long tongues to eat all the garbage bags and gulps em down into their bellies and burps)

Jellien leader: (Roars and eats the pile of wasted Moldy Krabby Patties)

Mildred: Oh look. Wasted bruise lemons. (Eats the wasted bruise lemons)

(Baby Kraken and his mother found the pile of wasted noodles)

Baby Kraken: Look, Mom. Wasted noodles. Why would anyone throw these away?

Mother Kraken: I'm not exactly sure. Come on, baby. Let's eat em. (She and the Baby Kraken eats all the wasted noodles)

Giant Fruit Fly: (Buzzes and eats the dirty rotten apples, peeled bananas, rotten pairs, rotten grapes, rotten watermelons, rotten tomatoes and rotten pineapples)

Sea creature and Elephant Fish: (Roars and eats the pile of trash)

(Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock snail, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Alaskan Bull Worm and Appetizer found a pile of wasted seaweed noodle stew)

Giant Anglerfish: Well, I guess that leave us with a pile of wasted seaweed noodle stew.

Rock snail: Meow!! (Eats some of the seaweed noodle stew and gulps it into his belly)

Giant Anglerfish: I guess snails like Rock snail here loves to eat seaweed noodle stew. Let's dig in, boys.

(And both, Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock snail, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Alaskan Bull Worm and Appetizer ate every single one of the seaweed noodle stew in one gulp)

French Narrator: Many Eaten Sewage and Trashes Later...

(Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock snail, Sea creature, Elephant Fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Giant Fruit Fly, Jellien leader, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Mildred, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Two Fangtooth Fish, The Monster and Q.T.-π are both full of garbage and have big bellies and sighs)

The Monster: (BURPS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Nice one, Monster.

Sewer Snake: Best trash feast ever.

Sewer Monster: (Eats one more sewage from a toxic waste dump and throws it away) Ahh.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: That's right. Tomorrow we'll be eating all the way to the top at the Krusty Krab with the Trench Monsters and Rock Bottomites. But if we don't watch what we eat, we'll explode.

(Sea creature, Elephant Fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Giant Fruit Fly, Jellien leader, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Mildred, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Two Fangtooth Fish, The Monster and Q.T.-π both burped loudly and farted from their butts and all laughed as we ended the episode)

THE END

(End Credits)

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