Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Ubisoft Boxset

Warning: The following story contains graphic violence that might not be suitable for younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. Also, the trailer is a remake of the Forest Trailer that was deleted on this site. I want to say that Toppy did not do it, Brezlin Moore. Hopefully, it comes back. For now, enjoy my story.

We finally arrived at Playtime Co. after three hours of driving to find the second piece of the Eternal Flame to defeat Tex. Oceanna, Peter, Bruce, Buzz, Toppy, Dave, and I stared at the factory in horror.

"Be careful, guys," said Oceanna. "If Huggy Wuggy or Kissy Wissy catch you, you'll be eaten."

"We will be," said Toppy. "Those guys are my fluffy boy... Sorry. I said that out loud, didn't I?"

"Yup," I said. "You did. But it'll be our little secret."

"OK," said Toppy.

Toppy, Dave, and I went into the factory, ready to get the second part of the Eternal Flame. At that moment, we saw the second part in Huggy Wuggy's hand.

"Well, that was easy," said Dave, as he ran to go grab it.

"Dave, nooooo!" I yelled.

But it was too late. Dave grabbed the second part of the Eternal Flame, which caused Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy to come to life. Zurg also walked in, holding his mop bucket.

"You guys never give up, do you?" said Zurg.

""Zurg?!" said Toppy. "What are you doing here?!"

"Well, since I got fired from Rod's Ice Cream Parlor, I'm now mopping floors at Playtime Co.," said Zurg. "You guys have ruined my psycho career! Now, I'm gonna feed you all to Huggy and Kissy. Including, the blue-haired goat lover, Toppy!"

"I swear to God! If one more person insults me over Asriel," said Toppy, with an angry red color on his collar.

"You'll what? Hurt us?" said Zurg, with a chuckle. "Do you three really think you can hurt a purple robot and two fuzzy monsters? Not gonna happen. Huggy and Kissy, get them!"

"RUN!!!" I yelled, as Huggy and Kissy were about to chase us.

We all ran back to the car, with the second part of the Eternal Flame in our hands. Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy were on our tail, and they looked hungry. We all made it back to the car.

"GO!" I yelled.

"We got the second part!" said Toppy, with a purple nervous color on his collar. "Huggy and Kissy are on our tail. Step on it!"

"I got this," said Oceanna, with pride.

"No! Oceanna, what are you doing?!" I yelled.

Oceanna used her voice to freeze Huggy and Kissy in their place. Then, she used a call to get a squid to tie them up. Zurg raced outside to see us driving away.

"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!" said Zurg, shaking his fist. "YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING ME!"

We were all glad that we were safe from Huggy and Kissy. I looked closely at the Eternal Flame and noticed that it was beginning to look a little bit like a glove.

"Oceanna, that was incredible!" said Toppy.

"Thanks," said Oceanna. "My species has the ability to summon sea creatures to help those in need."

"I found something else in that factory," I said, holding up another boxset. This time, it was for Ubisoft and the characters on it included Rayman and The Assassins.

"Only two titles this time, huh?" said Toppy.

"Well, if it helps us get our answers, I'm cool with it," I said as I put the disc into Peter.

A warning popped up, reading:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote Poppy Playtime Chapter Two, despite that section of the game not being out yet. This trailer contains graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"You better get ready, Tex," I said. "Your reign of terror will end soon."

It opened with the forest at night. But something was a little different then the previous trailers that we've encountered: Instead of two different scenes of the games being shown, both Rayman and the Assassins were together this time. They were walking in the woods, trying to find Tex.

"Did you hear about that crazy robot who killed innocent people?" asked Rayman.

"Yes," said one of the Assassins. "But don't worry. We're assassins and we have some things to protect us with. Once we see him, we'll kill him!"

At that moment, some tree falling down could be heard. Everyone looked around, fearfully.

"Um, do you get the feeling that we're being watched?" asked Rayman.

At that moment, a Moo can flew in the air and hit one of the Assassins on the head. He fell down, knocked out by the can. Then, Tex appeared, riding Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy. Everyone gasped as they saw the psycho and the monsters.

"Hello there, sparkies," said Tex.

"Excuse me!" yelled Rayman. "We are not sparkies! We are regular people! You've been killing people for far too long, Tex! For what? Being afraid of a logo?! That is no excuse to kill someone! Besides, they were only afraid of you and THX as kids!"

"You better choose to change your ways fast," added the Assassin. "Or we will assassinate you!"

"Really?" said Tex. "Do you really think that you can kill a robotic serial killer? Not gonna happen! You know what I'm gonna do?"

"What?!" asked Rayman.

"This!" yelled Tex, coming near the knocked out assassin. "Eat them, my pretties!"

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy ran over to the assassins and Rayman and ate half of the team. Meanwhile, Tex shot the knocked out assassin with his laser.

"RUN!" yelled Rayman, screaming in horror at the site.

The leader of the assassins complied and ran with Rayman through the woods. Huggy Wuggy, Kissy Missy, and Tex raced after them, with blood on their mouths and chest.

"Come back here!" yelled Tex. "You haven't played with Sexy Texy's pets yet!"

The leader assassin and Rayman hid behind a tree, gasping for breath.

"What are we gonna do, Bob?!" asked Rayman.

"I don't know," said Bob. "There's no way to stop him!"

At that moment, Tex heard them and came near them.

"Peek-a-boo!" yelled Tex. "Time for you to become dog chow for the T-Man's pets!"

Tex tied some rope on both Bob and Rayman. Then, he dragged them over to Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy, who both had their mouths open.

"No, don't kill us!" said Rayman. "It's not that big of a deal! You don't have to kill innocent people! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!"

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy ate Bob and Rayman up. They both screamed as they met their bloody demise, much to Tex's pleasure. Then, the THX logo appeared in the forest with the Ubisoft logo up in flames and the deep note playing. Bob and Rayman continued to scream with the deep note. But once the deep note stopped and both characters were dead, Tex began his speech:

"Hello, Ubisoft fans! Sexy Texy killed your precious characters and fed them to my new pets! Kissy Missy and Huggy Wuggy look cuddly and cute outside. But inside, they are viscious killing machines! The next part of the Eternal Flame is at Clowny and Piggy's carnival. But I doubt that you won't get infected by them. If you are ever afraid of me or Poppy Playtime, you'll taste some Tex's Toast! Sweet dreams!"

"The Audience is Listening" and "To be continued" appeared on the screen, as usual. But right when the trailer was about to end, Huggy Wuggy did a jumpscare, startling all of us!

"We need to go to that carnival!" I said. "Piggy and Clowny are no match for us!"

"OK," said Peter. "It's your funeral. You three always tend to get into trouble at these scary places."

"I'm sure we'll be fine this time," said Toppy.

"Let's do it!" said Dave.

We were all on our way to Clowny and Piggy's carnival. But Zurg would also be there, and he would attack us once again.

(To be continued.)