Season 1 Episode 26

*DISCLAMER!!!!:* This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is The Play Challenge.

Now the story. It is mostly written from 3RD PERSON AND RINKI P.O.V.

## S1:E26 Kanedgy

### Director

Mia Thompson

***LONG EPISODE INCOMING!!!!! BEWARE*** It is written like a script, so prepare to scroll down and down. Thank you gigguk! Your video was the base of this episode!

--RINKI POV--

After waking up to my sister laughing at Donald trump singing barbie girl, I couldn't go back to bed. Yaromir texted me saying how the leg bus was gonna be here in like 5 minutes, so I yelled at Remy to get ready. We got our stuff together, and waited outside for the leg bus. When it came, I was immediately greeted by a smiling Yaromir. Honestly, that was kinda cute, but I didn't know WHY he was smiling. Remy got onto the bus first, and sat next to Arianna and Jett. I sat down next to Yaromir and Zane. I asked Zane what the challenge was, and he said it was a tokyo ghoul play. I finally understood why Yaromir was smiling so much. Riley had Zane come sit with her because she had all of the roles for the play, and she reviewed them with Zane. Just then, Madison walked by. I mean, like normally, she was scary, but today, she looked even scarier. She had on a MLP shirt, and for some reason, a weird Coco melon hair clip. Me and Yaromir looked at her in shock, and were terrified for safety reasons. When she went to sit down next to Joshua, we felt relived. We realized that when Madison was still here, Yaromir had accidentally wrapped his arm around me (He meant well). We both turned red with blush, and Yaromir took his hand away. After about two minutes, we got the paper with all of the roles on them. Thankfully, it wasn't the entire play of tokyo ghoul. It was just the summary on youtube, and it was hilarious. Here they were.

Yaromir - Kaneki

Rinki - Touka and Sen

Zane - Uta, Jason and Ayato

Alma - Hinami

Madison - Akira

Joshua - Amon

Skyler - Yoshimura and Tsukiyama

Manny - Yomo, the CCG Leader guy

Danny - Kureo and Nishiki

Riley - Rize

Korbin - Hide and Shinohara

Jovvannah - Juzo and News caster lady

Bryson Emma And William - Other Ghouls

Anyway, after about 4 HOURS of practice, we got it down. Here we go.

Jovvannah (News Caster Lady) : Ghouls are basically glorified vampires that eat human flesh. That's why this stuff's stupidly popular on tumblr!

Korbin (Hide): Hey ol buddy ol pal! Im your best friend, even though im not actually relevant until the end. Go hit on that girl!

Kaneki (Yaromir): You mean the edgy teenager who looks like she has daddy issues?

Touka (Rinki): Hi.

Hide (Korbin):No, that one!

Rize (Riley): Do you want to come over for dinner?

Kaneki (Yaromir): Aw frick yeah she wants to have me for dinner!

\*TIMESKIP\*

Kaneki (Yaromir): OH GOD SHE'S HAVING ME FOR DINNER

Rize (Riley) Tough luck, im on e of the strongest ghouls out there! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEEE-- AAAAAUGHHH Falling pipes! My one weakness!

Kaneki (Yaromir): Well that date could have gone better

Doctor guy (Joshua) : All your organs were ruptured, but luckily there was a random lady with all her organs intact! So we just put them in you, no questions asked!

Kaneki (Yaromir): That sounds stupidly illegal and irresponsible.

Doctor guy (Joshua): I know!

News caster lady (Jovvannah) :BT Dubs, if you're a ghoul, you cant eat human food.

Kaneki (Yaromir): I DONT WANNA BE A GHOUL HRKLBROSRCH!!!

Other ghoul guy (Zane): Hey uh, are you gonna eat that?

Nishiki (Korbin): What the frick is wrong with you?

Touka (Rinki): Oh, its you. Eat this human meat

Kaneki (Yaromir): NO! I don't wanna be a ghoul

Touka (Rinki): EAT IT!

Kaneki (Yaromir): I don't wanna be a ghoul ahfiahehrklborscrh!

Touka (Rinki): Nobody gives a crap!

\*TIMESKIP\*

Touka (Rinki): Gramps he wont stop crying, can you help?

Yoshimura (Skyler) Drink coffee.

Kaneki (Yaromir): Wow this is great!

Yoshimura (Skyler) See? This isn't so bad

Kaneki (Yaromir): \*Crying noises\*

Yoshimura (Skyler): There he goes again.

Touka (Rinki): C'mon, we need to get you a mask from anime Skrillex.

Uta (Zane): Hi, I'm anime Skrillex and im not actually gonna do anything in the show.

Other ghoul lass (Emma): Me too!

Second other ghoul guy (Bryson): Me three!

Kaneki (Yaromir): What about him?

Tsukiyama (Skyler): I'm fabulous and a potential serial killer! Would you like to come back with me for some candy?

Kaneki thinking (Yaromir): *Now Kaneki dear, remember what momma told you what to say when people who are potential serial killers offer you candy?*

Kaneki (Yaromir): Yes!

\*TIMESKIP\*

Kaneki (Yaromir): MOM YOU LIED TO MEEEEEE!

Tsukiyama (Skyler): Sheeeeesh, it was just a joke. Here, you can clean up at my place.

Kaneki (Yaromir): I don't see any harm in that.

\*Weird shower scene :)\*

Kureo (Danny): I'm a maniacal sadistic person who looks like he murdered babies for a living!

Amon (Joshua): I'm the righteous white knight partner, who for some reason doesn't care about anything he does.

Kureo (Danny): OOOOH, look a defenseless little girl! Would you like some candy?

Touka (Rinki): Don't fall for it, its a trap! Where the heck is that Kaneki when I need him?

Amon (Joshua): What the frick?

Kaneki (Yaromir): AHAHISEHOFUHALDHUIADJLAHI I DONT WANNA BEEE A GHOUUUOUOOLL

Amon (Joshua): I have no idea what the frick you're talking about!

Kaneki (Yaromir): Oh god what do i do?

Yomo (Manny): Shhhh, its ok have a snickers

Kureo (Danny): I cant believe I got killed by a little girl!

Touka (Rinki): Serves you right you crazy - wait a minute! I LEFT THE STOVE ON! And he was married. nooooooo.

Ayato (Zane): I was looking for my sister.

Touka (Rinki): Nisan?

Kaneki (Yaromir): He's your brother? Well, you two do look very alike

\*TIMESKIP\*

\*Kaneki getting beat up by Jason guy\*

Touka (Rinki): Kaneki's been kidnapped!

Yoshimura (Skyler): Oh, I'm sure he's doing fine.

\*Jason (Zane) getting Kaneki (Yaromir) :|\*

Yoshimura (Skyler): Alright, I GUESS we can get him.

Kaneki (Yaromir): Why are you doing this to me Jason?

Jason (Zane): BECAUSE I'M A WALKING COPYRIGHT ENFRINGEMENT!

Rize (Riley): Heehee, you look pathetic.

Kaneki (Yaromir): Says the person who got killed by falling pipes.

Rize (Riley): Frick you.

Kaneki (Yaromir): HAX mode, on!

Jason (Zane): What? Why has your hair turned white?

Kaneki (Yaromir): Because it makes me look more edgier.

Jason (Zane): So why have your nails turned white?

Kaneki (Yaromir): Because it makes me look FABULOUSSSS!

News caster lady (Jovvannah): It's the most dangerous ghoul of all time, the one-eyed owl.

Touka (Rinki): Woah Kaneki, you look different.

Kaneki (Yaromir): I am not Kaneki anymore, I am, kan-edgy.

Touka (Rinki): …

Kaneki (Yaromir): Well i have white hair.

Touka (Rinki0: So, are you coming back with us?

Kaneki (Yaromir): Thanks, but imma join the people who kidnapped and tortured me.

Touka (Rinki): What?! That doesn't make any sense!

Kaneki (Yaromir): Probably does in the manga!

Amon (Joshua): I'll always remember your physically deformed face as you were trying to slaughter children. Hey lass, what brings you to this grave?

Akira (Madison): He's my dad.

Amon: (Joshua): HE'S YOUR WHAT?!

Shinohara (Korbin): We're so desperate for new recruits, we even hired this small boy! Why are you a girl?

Juzo (Jovvannah): IDK, are you my friend?

Shinohara: Sure, just remember to behave yourself! There he goes maniacally killing things again, they grow up so fast.

Sen (Rinki): Watch me spin this pen! BBBRRRROOOOOHHHHAHAHAA o YAAAA!!!!!!

Ayato (Zane): So, what now?

Kaneki (Yaromir): We listen to the out-of-nowhere awesome soundtrack!

\*GLASSY SKY\*

Ayato (Zane): So, does any of what happens matter anyway?

Kaneki (Yaromir): Probably does in the manga!

Ayato (Zane): Oh, for fricks sake!

Hinami (Alma): Touka! Kaneki's back in town!

Touka (Rinki): He's what?! \*Sprinting noises go brrrrrr\*

Kaneki (Yaromir): Hi.

Touka (Rinki): How dareth thy?!

Akira (Madison): Fancy meeting you here again.

Amon (Joshua): I was thinking about your dad, who I respected a lot.

Akira (Madison): My dad was a psychopath.

Amon (Joshua): Yeah, well he's dead now so we're supposed to like him.

CCG leader guy (Manny): Guys! GUYS! Start the war.

\*War noises intensify\*

Touka (Rinki): I have to find Kaneki!

\*EPIC OWL FIGHT!\*

Hide (Korbin): I'm dying, ol buddy ol pal!

Kaneki (Yaromir) NO! You were my - wait who were you again?

Hide (Korbin): I was your best friend!

Kaneki (Yaromir): YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND! Don't worry pal, ill get you the place you belong.

Some say that Touka is still running and that Kaneki never reached his destination...

-- RINKI POV --

After the play, we were all whooped. It was about 9pm, and the little kids were falling asleep. Me and Yaromir were still in our costumes, but were too tired to do anything about it. I fell asleep, and I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I felt a pair of arms wrap around me, but I was too lazy to check who it was. I'm gonna assume it was one of the little kids.