4-Cent Garbage Building

**4-Cent\_Garbage Towers** are a set of two skyscrapers in CWCVille that are home to many businesses and of the enemies of The Mayor. The towers in question were destroyed during the events of Issue 2 by Sonichu and Ian, although we don't actually see it happening until Issue 5E. Like many other aspects of the Asperchu comic, the towers origins have their root the Sonichu comic, and much of the towers involvement in the plot, including its inhabitants and destruction at the hands of Sonichu and Ian are references to the events of the Sonichu.

Notably, the towers and their final fate share a lot of parallels to the World Trade Center and its tragic destruction. This is deliberate, as Alec Benson Leary's use of the Twin Towers as a representation of 4Cent is in reference to the real life Ian Brandon Anderson, who has a history of mocking national tragedies and recreating them in comic form as the deaths of his enemies.

The representation of the Trade Center as 4Cent is based on 4Cents destruction by Chris in Sonichu 10 in an act of terrorism, and the use of a Mouse Pointer Plane in its destruction is a reference to a video Chris made, in which he tries to insult Clyde Cash by saying that he was weak as the Twin Towers, and that he would crumble like them. Whilst saying these things, he pretended that his mouse pointer on the screen was a plane, and he rammed it into a picture of the World Trade Centers while making explosion sound effects.

Needless to say, Chris recieved massive backlash for this video.

## In Asperchu

In Asperchu, the towers were once the economic heart of CWCVille, called the gem of the CWCVille skyline, and were host to many businesses that bought trade and commerce to the city, helping to establish the thriving metropolis that the city was before Ian took over. Some of its workers even lived at the building, so as to remain close to their businesses in case of emergency.

As of the events of Issue 1, Ian had already gained control of CWCVille and had begun enforcing his new laws on people via the Sonichu Nazis. Around this time, the CWCVille People's Liberation Front was set up to oppose Ian and to attempt to have him removed from office in a peaceful manner. Sonichu, the Chaotic Combo and the many residents of the tower described below who ran businesses there were the founding members of the movement, and used the towers as headquarters for the organization, as well as using their various business resources to help the campaign. The COProtectors for example were retired policemen who became a private security force, and so lent their services to defense of the tower, in case Ian tried to make any movement against them. Many of these businessmen from 4Cent also had personal vendettas against Ian, which were of course reciprocated and didn't help Ian's attitude towards them.

During the events of Issue 2, specifically on the day of the Chaotic Funeral, Ian finally launched his assault on the towers by crashing a Mouse Pointer shaped Plane into them, which according to Christian Weston Chandler was the cause of the destruction. The next day, Ian held a press conference and declared the towers to be weak, and saying that the CPLF would crumble along with them. It was at this point that outright warfare between the two sides began in the city, and CWCVille became the bombed out destroyed mess that it was later known as.

In Issue 3, Sonichu, Simonchu, Mitch, Asperchu, Max, Jivin and Magi-Chan attacked the city in response to the destruction of the tower, and attempted to take down the Mayor by force. While Magi-Chan was unfortunately lost during the battle, and Sonichu sacrificed his hand, the group did manage to defeat the fascist regime and take back CWCVille, (though Asperchu and friends didn't make it back to the city to celebrate until later, due to the events of Issue 3D.)

According to Sonichu's speech at the start of this Issue, the CPLF was still operating at this time.

In Issue 5, cleanup of the city finally began, and Christian Weston Chandler returned to organize CWCVille's first democratic election in years. He and the new Mayor, Mayorshack Tito, then collaborated and started up the CWCVille Restoration Project. Sonichu, Max, Jivin, Simonchu, Noir Chu, Aspercream, Jimarcus Chu and Sitting Chu all volunteered their services in the operation. It is to be noted that the clearing of the ruins of 4Cent was a major part of the cleanup. Later, the mysterious Argentum teleported himself, Metal Asperchu, Sonichu and Bionic to the wreckage of the building, and there he managed to convince Sonichu to travel back in time with him. He also took Asperchu along for the ride. Once he left, Metal Asperchu started raging, and declared that he was going to kill everyone.

In Issue 5E, it is revealed that Argentum had taken the two of them back in time to the day of 4Cent's destruction. Sonichu had begun climbing the building and shouting after Ian. According to Argentum, he was convinced that Ian was at the top of the building, and that whether or not he was depended on Sonichu's heart. The heads of 4Cent noticed him climbing up the building however, and so sent Naitsirhc Giovanni down to see what was going on. Despite his attempts to be reasonable, Sonichu snapped his neck and killed him. This shocked the 4Cent members at the top of the building, and so Jason ordered Blazebob Sonichu to evacuate the civilians that were not a part of the CPLF and ordered Captain Bagget to get the COProtectors out to stop Sonichu. Chief Boyd then lead a squad of COProtectors down a few levels, where they surrounded Sonichu as he broke in through a window. He then quickly killed the entire squad, and the Chief as well. Jason then confronted him personally, and the two dueled using their lightning powers. Sonichu overpowered him however, and faceraped him to death. Elsewhere, Argentum launched Asperchu into the building, telling him to stop Sonichu. Shortly afterward, Asperchu was found by Bagget, who tried to help evacuate him as well. Ian then crashed his plane through the towers right next to them, and caused major structural damage. Ian himself was nowhere to be found however. Sonichu then appeared and killed Bagget. On the top floors, the higher-ups began to freak out, and so Jack Thaddeus left to get his Goblin Glider and take on Sonichu. Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon meanwhile left to release the Plautistic. As Sonichu then moved in to kill Asperchu, the Plautistic knocked him out of the building, and he began to fight the giant monster, along with Jack and Clyde Cash, who was now equipped with webshooters. The Plautistic then revealed that it had merged with Joshua Martinez, who attacked Sonichu with Graduon's staff. Sonichu stole Jack's Goblin Glider however, and he used it to kill the Plautistic. Graduon also fell down quite a distance. His final fate is unknown. Joshua and Sonichu then moved back into the main building, and Sonichu ripped out Joshua's spine. He was then confronted by Wes Iseli, who fought Sonichu with his magic and launched him into Tower 2. In Tower 2, Sonichu was captured and tortured by Giovanni, who was pissed with Sonichu over the death of his son. Sonichu broke free however, and murdered him too. His hanging body was later found by ScotPalazzo. Elsewhere, Mary called in expert Jewish wizard Michael Snyder to help evacuate the building. He found that he didn't have enough power though, and so pleaded to his employers, MIPS, to help him, with no luck. Sonichu meanwhile discovered Wesli Chu's Luv Shack, which was Wes Iseli's accommodation in the building. There it was revealed that Wes Iseli had multiple bisexual girlfriends, all Sonichu's exes, who now lived at the Luv Shack and had sex with him and each other near constantly. Among them were Megagi La Skunk, Sarah Hammer and Jiggliami. It turned out that after dating Sonichu, they also turned into complete bitches, and so they taunted Sonichu about his unfortunate sexual history, and made claims about Rosechu having multiple affairs. (Bear in mind that at this point, they didn't know that Sonichu had killed anyone, and still thought that he was a nice guy. So yes, they were taunting him for the sake of it). After making the mistake of taunting a serial killer, they then paid the price, dearly. Sarah had her arms ripped off, Megagi was stabbed by the jagged bones in Sarah's arms, and Jiggliami was punched through the brain.

Wes returned after Sonichu's murders, and their fight continued. Elsewhere, Michael Snyder told Mary that he had no support from MIPS, and so decides to teleport everyone out of the building two at a time, the best he can do under his own power. He started off by evacuating Clyde and Jack. Mary then decided to go confront Sonichu herself, after seeing the destruction and the damage done to the towers. She contacted Wes Iseli and told him that everyone was evacuating to Molvania, since CWCVille was not safe, and Wes reluctantly evacuated too. As he did this, he teleported Sonichu to Mary on top of the tower, where she waited with Asperchu. There, she asked him what had happened to him, and he told her that he no longer cared about anything, least of all the CPLF, and he ordered her to hand over his father. She began to explain where Ian really was, but when she revealed that she had known of Sonichu's true parentage the whole time, Sonichu attacked her. In response, Mary activated her dragoness form, and tried to kill Sonichu. She nearly succeeded, but Asperchu threw his Sega Game Gear after he lost a match, which Mary accidentally swallowed, causing her to explode.

At that point, the towers finally began to collapse, as Argentum pointed out to Sonichu that Asperchu was technically his father, and that he was at the top of the tower. Asperchu's tower then snapped at the top, and then crashed into Sonichu's. As they did, Sonichu grabbed a hold of Asperchu, and the two of them were teleported back to their time by Argentum. The two landed in the ruins of present day 4Cent. Sonichu then threw off Asperchu, and was confronted by Christian, who told him that he had been gone for several days. Sonichu became ashamed of what he had done, and backed away from his father. He then walked off sadly into the sunset.

As is revealed here, it seems that Sonichu and the CPLF's attempts to stop him did at least as much damage as Ian's plane attack, maybe more, and its likely that Ian was only credited as the one responsible for the destruction because he was the only one left alive or still around by the end of it.

In Issue 6, cleanup continues as usual. We find out that after his threat to murder everyone last Issue, that Metal Asperchu has instead been floating around above the ruins of 4Cent and sulking about his failure with Argentum. Christian also informs Noir Chu that he had a special mission for Asperchu, and he tries to call him. Noirchu then disappears. Christian becomes worried, but Mayorshack Tito assures him that it was probably nothing. The mission turns out to be a mission to contact the rest of the CPLF in Molvania, and he sends Asperchu and Jivin to go meet up with Princess Julie. Whilst searching the ruins of 4Cent, Max also uncovers the dead Plautistic, as well as what appears to be a Yoshi egg.

Some time later on, during a meeting at the Pickles Family Cucumber Farm, Christian receives a call from Simonchu, who tells him that CWCVille was under attack from Metal, who was rampaging around the ruins of 4Cent and killing people working of the Restoration Project. Christian then goes to confront him, and tells Metal that he was to stop immediately. This leaves Metal confused and he tells Chris that it was illogical to impede his directives, since he was one of 'the chosen'. Not wishing to harm Christian, he decides to distract him, and he blasts off Aspercream's leg. This provokes Noirchu to react as well, and he is also shot. Deciding that enough was enough, Max, Jivin, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Princess Julie and Simonchu leap into action, but find themselves to be no match for their metallic foe. Christian also steps up with his knife, but both he and Wes Iseli are also subdued and held by Metal Asperchu, whilst he explains that he was there to fulfill the 'Anchuent Prophecy', and that he was designed to do so. Christian, apparently knowing what he was talking about, tells Metal Asperchu that he was a bastardization of the prophecy, and that he only caused pain and misery. Metal Asperchu comments that it was lucky that he stopped collecting the Chaos Pickles, since it would have made the prophecy impossible to fulfill. He also tells them that the seventh 'prophesied person' was underneath 4Cent. Before Metal Asperchu can explain everything however, Grandpa Alzheichu leaps into the air and stabs Metal Asperchu through his back with Christian's knife. Metal goes haywire for a moment, and explodes in a big ball of fire. Christian and Wesli fall to the ground unharmed, and the Chaos Pickles swirl around in the air for a moment, before flying away in all directions and scattering across the land. Christian and Mayorshack Tito have a moment to remember Alzheichu, whilst Asperchu begins to worry about paying his Gamestop credit card.

In Issue 7, Christian discovers that one of the Chaos Pickles was located underneath 4Cent Garbage. He then leaves with Simonchu and Max to dig through the rubble in search of it. Whilst doing so, Simonchu comes across Saramah Rosechu, who was alive and well. After Max discovers that the Chaos Pickle was inside her body, Christian explains that the Chaos Pickles were entities from another world, and that they tied themselves to seven avatars of their power to remain stable in their world. For reasons unknown, five of them separated and were collected by Metal. After he died, the Pickles reunited with their avatars. When the Blue Pickle bound itself to Sarah again, it revived her and regenerated her arms. The group decides to head back to the CWC Dubai Tower, (4Cent's replacement), to discuss it further with the others.

### Residents of 4Cent Garbage Towers

* Mary Lee Walsh
* Naitsirhc Giovanni
* Jason Kendrick Howell
* Clyde Cash
* Jack Thaddeus
* Count Graduon
* Giovanni
* Blazebob Sonichu
* Captain Marcus Bagget
* Chief Boyd
* A squad of COProtectors
* CADD Chef
* Plautistic
* Joshua Martinez
* Wes Iseli
* Michael Snyder
* ScotPalazzo
* MIPS
* Megagi La Skunk
* Sarah Hammer
* Jiggliami

## In Sonichu (non-canon)

In Sonichu, 4Cent Garbage Towers existed as a parody of Encyclopedia Dramatica, which had been giving Chris a hard time around the time Sonichu 8 came out, the first comic to feature it.

Surprisingly, 4Cent Garbage in the comics was startlingly close to being an actual parody rather than being a ripoff that Chris called a parody to avoid being accused of copyright infringement.

4Cent was presented as being an entire business, dedicated to trolling people on the internet. How exactly they made money off of this is a mystery. The name came from the image board 4Chan, which was also supposedly represented by 4Cent. The 'Garbage' part was intended as an insult.

*Fun fact*: 4Chan later spawned a smaller image board dedicated entirely to Chris named after 4Cent Garbage.

The building itself is only a single tower in Sonichu, and was 72 stories tall. The bottom floor was an all red reception area, and the receptionist was none other than the Devil himself, Beel. There is also a lift there, which for some reason likes to stop at every floor on the way to its destination. The other floors all contained either images taken from ED which were supposedly actually there in the room, or had a random access humor sketch that Chris drew up.

*Fun fact*: Pedobear is featured twice during the elevator gags.

Most of the other rooms feature drunk 4Cent employees, or trolls, drawing up Chris-Chan related ED pictures. These were supposedly not real. Such hilarious images include dickgirl art of Rosechu or pictures of Chris and the Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail.

There is also one room which inexplicably holds ***THE ENTIRE WHITE HOUSE*** in it. Chris uses this room to make a racist joke about Barrack Obama, who later in the series he would beg to make it illegal to let advertisers put up what they wanted to put in the adspace they purchase.

On the top floor is another all red room, this time an office, which is where Jason Kendrick Howell and his 'woman slave' Kathleen Nicole Wallace manage the business.

In *Sonichu 8*, Sonichu and Rosechu came to 4Cent Garbage when they discovered dickgirl pictures of Rosechu on the internet. At first, Sonichu, being the retard that he is, mistook them for actual photographs, saying that they looked 'so lifelike', and vomited, because he is a pussy. He then passes out and Rosechu puts him to bed to sleep off the trauma of seeing cartoon penises on the internet.

Upon the discovery that the images were photoshopped, they naively come to the conclusion that they must simply not be aware that Rosechu is a woman. Rosechu decides that the best thing to do to solve the problem is to strip naked and photograph herself, and send the pictures to 4Cent to prove that she is, in fact, a woman.

Shockingly, it doesn't work, as the pictures are deliberate. Despite the obviousness of this, Sonichu and Rosechu STILL think that it must just be a misunderstanding, and so they go to 4Cent to explain to the head of the company in person.

When they get there, they are directed to the top floor by Beel, and after witnessing the above mentioned gags on several floors, and assaulting the employees multiple times for drawing them in an unflattering light, they meet with Jason.

On the way up there, Sonichu complains that Beel was mean to him, which is to be expected since he was ***THE FUCKING DEVIL***, Rosechu reminds him of the story of Joseph, and that he should just forgive and forget.

When they meet Jason, they ask that he remove the page and its various images from their site. Jason of course refuses, since he was not obligated to take orders from Sonichu, especially since he had just assaulted his employees, and that he was not bound by the same laws that Sonichu was.

Sonichu then attacks Jason, for daring to disagree with him, and promptly gets his ass kicked. Rosechu then decides that they should just leave, since violence was not working on him, and they weren't very good at reasoning with people.

As they leave, Jason then throws a pickle at Rosechu.

Apparently, this is Rosechu's breaking point, and then the story of Joseph and any concept of forgiveness goes right out the window, and Rosechu evolves into the Incredible Lioness, A.K.A. Rapechu, and facerapes Jason to death. He survives due to 'dark powers' however.

After their attempted murder, they then go home and fuck like rabbits.

Rosechu and her other Rosechu friends also later strip nude in 'protest' of 4Cent. To everyone who isn't mentally handicapped though, it just looks like they're making a porno.

Rosechu and Lolisa also hint that they may be pedophiles too, as they only reluctantly deny letting a 14 year old girl join in the stripping, and they still let her hang around anyway, using her ass as a spotlight.

In *Sonichu 10*, Chris returns from the Time Void, after having been trapped there in Sonichu 7, and his first order of business is to attack 4Cent. He tells Sonichu to get his PS3 and Guitar Hero controller, and to meet in front of the building.

Before he does so, he stops by another small building which was also supposedly owned by 4Cent. This was the Tripod building, which was supposedly the HQ of Tripod, who were the hosts of Christian's old Sonichu Site, which he made before he got the CWCipedia.

While here, he confronts Jason again, who uses an Xbox 360 and a copy of LittleBigPlanet to trap Chris in a cage and take his medallion. Fortunately for Chris, Dues Ex Machina comes to the rescue, and he discovers that the source of his powers was really his High School Ring of Fail. He then breaks out and discovers a room full of Devil Trolls fucking shit up. He then exits the building and destroys it, for having poor security, injuring an old man named Jimmy Hill in the process. Bugs Bunny then appears to mock him for it. Seriously.

It is not confirmed, but it can be assumed that Mr. Hill and the Devil Trolls worked for 4Cent.

Christian then went to the main building, and using a song complaining about the new series of Power Rangers, he weakens the structure with sound waves and demolishes the building, ***WITH ALL THE TROLLS STILL INSIDE***.

On the top floor, Jason tells his bosses, Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, that he resigns, and he and Kathy piss off to start a new life away from CWCVille.

Beel then reveals that he once worked for Hitler and that his involvement with 4Cent was a punishment for that. He then tells Clyde and Jack that they were going to hell for being gay, and then teleports to the basement to hide out until the whole thing blows over.

The sequence of Beel revealing his origins was intended to essentially say that being homosexual and/or mocking Chris was worse than being a Nazi, but given that the Nazis also hated homosexuals, this instead makes Beel seem like an unrepentant damned soul, makes Clyde and Jack look like victims of persecution by Nazis, and makes Chris look like one of the Nazis persecuting them.

Clyde and Jack then realize that they are screwed, and they commit suicide by jumping into the elevator shaft.

Despite Christian's actions essentially amounting to terrorism, and him admitting that he had killed hundreds of innocent people, Chris presents this sequence of events as him being heroic, and tells the viewers that it was the trolls' own fault that Chris murdered them.

What. The. Fuck.

### Residents of 4Cent Garbage Towers

* Jason Kendrick Howell
* Beel
* Clyde Cash
* Jack Thaddeus
* Trolls
* Jimmy Hill
* Devil Trolls

## In Capering Berries

Capering Berries's backstory, or at least Word Of God, also makes mention of 4Cent Garbage, stating that it was destroyed on Christian Love Day during the events of Sonichu 10, and that shortly thereafter the world was exposed to CWCVille the United States of America plummeted into civil war.