TaleTale/Snas

> You killed my brother?! I will now kill you, because I am so emotionally conflicted and the Fandom understands me perfectly!
>
> Gren!Snas

Gren!Snas is a mistake.

## Biography

Gren!Snas derives from an Alternative Universe of Undertale named "TaleTale". This was a verse made by Omnithion out of pure boredom, where the fundamentals of proper scaling, logic and consistency was thrown out of the window. Because of this, literally nothing made sense. Rather than the war happening, Frisk fell into the underground, which then caused the war due to Frisk's mom being a Karen. The monsters won, but the humans for some reason still trapped them underground anyways, where Frisk no longer was due to being carried out by Lesser Dog's expanding elbow. Then, seven days later, where human kids fell everyday due to being stupid, Frisk was the fourth kid to fall in, despite falling in first and there being nine souls. Whenever Frisk fell in, Snas killed them instantly due to never making the promise to Toriel, since Toriel moved into the basement of the throne room instead of The Ruins. With the human's soul, he then consumed it and gained story-based omnipotence, his brother also gaining it from the DNA connection. The two then used the cliche of them two being the most popular characters to destroy fiction, which was really just a restaurant named fiction, yet it was hard to tell because of the fact it wasn't capitalised like all other proper nouns.

Eventually, Snas then just left TaleTale, and still maintained his logic-defying abilities, only slightly altered by logic, despite how it's logic-defying. He still makes no sense.

## Profile

### Statistics

**Vessel Durability: 10**

**Vessel Stamina: 6**

**Soul Durability: 6**

**Soul Efficiency: 4**

**Authority: 11**

**Magic Repository: Probably Above 7Mn**

### Personality

Gren!Snas is somewhat what you’d expect from a stereotype of Sans. He is extremely fond of jokes, being quite the punstar himself. He is overly lazy, though still somehow finds a way to be the most active guy ever at the same time. He labels things he dislikes as “cringe” and a “major L.” He likes to listen to Eminem and FNAF songs. He speaks random scientific bullshit when he feels like it, and half of the time, it’s just made-up words. He overall contradicts himself a lot, only referring to things people call him out for as "didn't happen + cancelled" moments.

Despite his lack of saying smart things, he is actually EXTREMELY intelligent. He learnt how to solve quantum issues in 1.27 seconds. He is quite cocky at times, even arrogant. Despite his arrogance, he’s still Sans down to the bone. Or, Snas. However you’d put it. He can be overly edgy at times, though it isn’t really anything to put mind to. Kind of just how he behaves. He repeatedly says random Sans quotes without need, and is the pinnacle of bother in fiction.

## Abilities

### Gren Omnipotence

Snas can alter every and any form of thing within fiction, having nigh infinite authority and control over things. His only limit is his body, mind and tendency to use literally every other ability he can use, despite how he literally has a not-so-omnipotent Omnipotence.

### Bones

Snas can cast bones that differ in damage level depending on how much his eye glows

### Green Bones

These function the same as his past bones, yet they instead heal and restore vessel injuries, depending on how much times he uses it.

### Boners

These are bones that apply a lustful feeling to the user. He never uses these for obvious reasons.

### Greener Blasters

These are blasters so green that they pretty much look like they're just Gaster Blasters covered in some form of lime paint. These blasters fire out bursts of laser beams that can either restore or injure vessels.

### Super Mega Cool Ultimate Not A Reference Beam

Snas can put his wrists together with his hands opened, firing out a green-white beam from the surface of his palms that function very similar to a certain character from an anime that he never mentions due to copyright.

### Longtears

Because shortcuts are boring, Snas renamed it to shortcuts. They function the exact same as Sans' Shortcuts, though make a funny noise similar to flatulence when activated, and leaves a flashing green light for a moment when done.

### Time Stop

Even though Sans only does something that looks this way for plot reasons, and it's shown by countless other characters in the same story, Snas can stop time just because it looks cool and he can reference another anime with it without getting copyright claimed.

### Quantum Reflex

Snas can dodge literally everything and anything on a molecular, atomic, conceptual, physical, mental, spiritual, obstructive and questionable plane. There is no explanation to how he can, he just somehow can and it's impossible to understand how.

### Gaiogen

Snas is capable of imbuing his Ki with a green aura that multiplies his energy at the cost of physical pain.

### Blue Soul

Snas can initiate the blue soul attack. Functions the exact same as Sans’ one, though every time the opponent touches the ground, they take damage.

### Purple Soul

Snas can initiate the purple soul attack. Functions the exact same as Muffet’s one, though it has nine hundred and seventeen thousand lines.

### Green Soul

Snas can initiate the green soul attack. Functions the exact same as Undyne’s one, though the shield is super slow and only moves 1 degree every turn, opposed to the 90 degree turns of the original.

### Yellow Soul

Snas can initiate the yellow soul attack. Functions the exact same as Mettaton’s one, though you shoot yourself instead of the opponent.

### Gren Soul

Snas can initiate the gren soul attack. It basically is just the regular red soul, though every single frame of you moving results in his eye glowing bigger and he gets edgier.

### Quantum Telekinesis

Snas can use his quantum power to alter the molecular structure of a group of atoms, allowing him to telekinetically move them.

### Quantum Boundary

Snas can enter a boundary without visibility, being impossible to see or touch.

## Weaknesses

Due to the fact he is illogical, inconsistent and neither described nor justified, the higher authorities of fiction prevent him from actually using any of these abilities to do anything beyond pranks.

## Relationships

He is completely lonely for a justified reason.

## Trivia

* This is Nyte's least favourite character that he's made.