Naga Dundee

## [Name Unknown]

"**That's what you get for mouthing off.**"
 — **Naga Dundee**, as he tears the jaw, throat, and esophagus off a Naga

**"Naga Dundee"** was a giant occult expert, swashbuckler, and wrestling fanatic from the outback worlds.

## Personality

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## History

### Early Life

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### Celestial Space

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Naga Dundee died with the Rainbow Serpent's domain. Dundee, taken to the dreamscapes of the Rainbow Serpent, was freed of every restraint: his true name, his great weakness, was forgotten. All that remained was a giant encased in armor with a cheerful nickname and an overwhelming desire to wrestle. He satisfied that desire more than any might have thought possible, cleaving into the mind of the Rainbow Serpent, hacking and breaking it until he held its ruins aloft on his mighty shoulders, crying out to his fallen comrades, "She's a Beauty, mates!" The Serpent's dreamworld collapsed all around him, his soul doomed with it, and Dundee caught a flash of the real world, where the Fialta death squad ended the Rainbow Serpent's material form. The giant gave an approving nod. Captain Naga Dundee and his crew had fought a god and won.

## *The Ballad of Naga Dundee*, or simply "Dundee"

Listening to the accounts of the former crew of the Taigun after their return to Imperial Space, the famous folk singer Pelvis Resley composed the following ballad in honor of the infamous Naga Hunter

[to the tune of "Bonnie Dundee"]

1. To the board of directors as Sumire observed,

"Ere the pin jump's secured, there are snakes to be nerfed"

Now let each bucaneer who loves plunder and glee

come and follow the muscles of Naga Dundee

Chorus:

Come fill up my cup, come fill up my can,

Come oil my armor and call out the men!

Unmoor the Taigun and let us go free,

And we'll follow the muscles of Naga Dundee!

2. Dundee he is massive, he strides down the street,

The bells they ring backwards, the drums they are beat,

But the Chairwoman, smiling, says: Just let him be

For the ship is well kept in the hands of Dundee.

Chorus:

3. There are lands beyond Aeldum and gates to Tarim,

Be there snakes in the aether, he'll make 'em all scream!

And the Knights Mercantile, three thousand times three

cry "Ho!" for the muscles o' Naga Dundee.

Chorus:

4. Many Naga, they tried to stop old Dundee

Many Naga he wrestled, n'er once did he flee

Till at last he had wrestled all that he could see

Only one still remained who could challenge Dundee

Chorus:

5. For the fight of his life, this plane he did leave

In the realm of the angels he'd henceforth proceed

His Prey a Great Serpent, like a Rainbow gleamed

No less than a God for the belt of Dundee

Chorus:

6. Not a thousand straight volts of pure energy

Nor a thousand sword slashes cut down that old tree.

When he fought the Great Naga the last it did see

Was the scar-red old muscles of Naga Dundee.

Chorus:

7. We'll away to the aether, the discs, and the rocks

As I wrestled the naga, I'll throw down the fox!

So tremble, false Princes, amidst all your glee,

For you've not seen the last o' my muscles and me!

Chorus: