9/27/2020

> *"I wanna buy this gawddamn race car"*
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#### **Pretext**

It is important to realize that a good portion of the content in this page will get you banned in Abject. However, this is not Abject. Fuck you. Only one incident in this event physically happened *in* Abject, and the author of this article does not take responsibility.

#### **Incident**

On 9/27/2020, a livestream hosted in the Jack Stauber server Basement Transmissions was conducted. This began in a section of Basement that was not opened for regular discord users, but curated as a spot for "cool" users, including some Abject users such as Quadraphonic, Carb, and Brady. This part of the server is generally associated with being able to tell and make jokes that would get you banned in other sections, which should be noted for the this happening.

The livestream began with Jack posting a video (shown below) in a conversation in this secluded section of Basement. This follows with Carb suggesting posting the video in abject, livestreaming a ban speedrun. The video shown features a black man coming up to a monster truck and professing his deep desire to buy it. Said car has the emblem *"N\*gger Racing"* to which the black man repeats with glee. Carb livestreams using an alternative account by the name of Cornwall and posts said mp4 in #General. He gets banned in 4 seconds, however this is not a valid speedrun considering Ronny, a moderator of abject, was there trying to up his time. It is not knowns what the time would have been without mod interference.

The real meat of the events of this date followed this occurrence. Carb had now gained quite a sizable audience of people laughing at him in Voice chat and egging him on to do frankly foolish stuff, albeit funny. Carb begins posting the video in random peoples DMs, viewers of the livestream, including Quad, Brady, Jack, Jake, August, Ronny, and others playing along in the fun. He manages to hit dozens of peoples DMs, mostly in abject, as a way to cause chaos and confusion. Various "ironic" pornographic content that Carb forgot to delete is shown in said livestream, particularly a humorous scat fetish piece sent by Quad,that youtuber Jellopocalypse drew. The Dm replies piled on, 80 percent humorous in response, 20 percent confused. This was all fun and good, atleast in the stream viewer opinions.

The 2nd wave happened when Quad replied to Carb's DM of the video. Quad responded to this DM with the simple all caps phrase *"N\*GGER RACING!"* which was then captured in hilariously low quality jpeg. Carb then, in his infinite wisdom responded to every previously sent DM Quads quote of him saying a racial slur, in an atempt to "Cancel him". This notably caused Subsided to get involved in mod chat, shown below. One viewer of voice chat also invited various people into the furry DM, where Darius un-amusedly received a pile-on of the meme video.

As this event increased, Merro was quite confused in private message as to why exactly Carb sent him this video. Viewers jokingly reply *"Ban him"* off of Abject, simply because he wasn't very funny or "based" in his response to Carb's tomfoolery. Jack, in his equally infinite wisdom, decides to ban him off of abject, albeit temporarily. Merro rushes to Carb's DMs, worriedly wondering what he did. Carb bluntly responds with a video of Gene Wilder's performance of "Pure Imagination". Merro later professes his worry and annoyance in #Serious, to which Jack, again bluntly, responds with a wikipedia article for Robert Trump. Overall abject is not really effected all too much, except for Merro, and some slight annoyance and deservedly mean looks.

Almost nobody regrets this.

Carb's DM notifications as the event unfoldedQuad's Genius QuoteRonny reveals his opinions on feminine men