Apologizing to Emily

This is how Apologizing to Emily goes in The Ninja and the Mane Five Meet the Corpse Bride.

[Scraps leads the Ninja and Victor to Bonejangles' club and drops Emily's roses]

Victor Van Dort: [sighs]

[Jay picks them up as they go inside the club]

[They find Emily near the piano]

Jay: I think you dropped this.

[Emily ignores them as she keeps playing]

Victor Van Dort: [sighs] I'm sorry. I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents. It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite, well, according to plan. [sighs as he sits down and plays some notes]

[Emily glares at him]

Kai: Oh, boy.

[Jay plays some charming notes]

[Emily plays along as her hand crawls on the notes]

Emily: [gasps]

[Her hand jumps and dances on Kai's arm]

Emily: Pardon my enthusiasm.

Kai: I like your enthusiasm. [places her hand back on]

[They hear the bell ringing]

Mrs. Plum: New arrival! New arrival!

Corpse: Lights up!

Bonejangles: [to a skeleton] Get the ponies, it's their first performance.

[The skeleton goes find the Mane Five as Paul appears]

Paul: Hurry up, boys! Bonjour! Drinks for everyone. [to the Split Man] Another pint, sir?

Split Man: No, no. Just a half.

Paul: [whistles]

[The bugs deliver pints, but accidentally knock Paul down]

Paul: It is impossible to get good help anymore.

Mrs. Plum: Welcoming committee, coming through! Coming through! [holds Mayhew's hand] My name's Plum. Miss Plum.

Victor Van Dort: Mayhew? Mayhew! How nice to see--

[Mayhew turns around]

Victor Van Dort: I'm so sorry.

Mayhew: Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great.

Paul: Hurry up, boys. Can you not see the gentleman is parched?

[Mayhew gets his pint and drinks it]

Victor Van Dort: Mayhew, we have to get back. They all must be worried sick. How is everyone?

Mayhew: Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to. Oh, and Miss Victoria...

Victor Van Dort: Yes, yes? How is she?

Mayhew: Well, she's getting married this evening.

Nya: Married to who?

Mayhew: Some newcomer, Scorpio or Other.

Lloyd: Scorpius?

Mayhew: Yeah, him.

Cole: That's impossible! Why would anyone even bother to marry a bug with disgusting tentacles?

Mayhew: I guess they didn't wanna waste the cake.

Victor Van Dort: [sighs] But how could she?

Kai: [huddles with Zane] Victoria's a human and Scorpius is a bug. Why would he marry her? I mean, he has money.

Zane: I do not know, but his presence is very most strange.

Skeleton: Women. You can't live with them. You can't live with-- [hiccups as he collapses on the floor]

Mayhew: Time to pick up the pieces and-- You know, and move on, I suppose.

Skeleton: Oy! Speaking of picking up the pieces?

[But Victor walks off without a word]

Emily: Victor? Where are you going?

Cole: The bigger question is, where are our friends?

[We see the Mane Five backstage]

Zipp Storm: Sis, just be yourself.

Bonejangles: Pipp, you're up next.

Pipp Petals: Okay! [vocal warm-ups, trills] Yes, we're ready! All right! [singing] Showtiiiiime!

Kai: Up next for what?

Bonejangles: Everybody, please put your hands together for the most beautiful Pegasus, Princess Pipp Petals of Zephyr Heights!

[Pipp appears as everyone applauds]

Cole: What have you five been doing while being away from us?

Zipp Storm: Sightseeing. This place isn't so bad once you get to know the inhabitants.

Pipp Petals: Hello, everybody! So, why'd the skeleton stop for barbeque?

General Bonesapart: Why?

Pipp Petals: Because he needed some spare ribs!

[They laugh as Jay snickers]

Kai: So Pipp does comedy and sings here. What have you four been doing?

Jay: [shushes him] Here comes her next joke.

Pipp Petals: What did the skeleton say when he drove on his motorcycle?

General Wellington: What?

Pipp Petals: Bone to be wild!

[Everyone laughs]

[Zane hears something on the radio]

Zane: Could one of you turn it up?

[Bonejangles turns it up]

Umarak: [on radio] Come on, Whitescale, we have a lot of ground to cover if I'm gonna kill my bride's murderer.

Izzy Moonbow: Who's Whitescale?

Umarak: [on radio] But then again, I guess people get scared when they see a huge Screaming Death dragon.

Izzy Moonbow: Never mind.

Zipp Storm: So, ninja, we've been thinking. We actually wanna stay in the Land of the Dead.

Kai: What?! Are you crazy?!

Lloyd: What are you talking about?

General Bonesapart: That reminds me, did Zipp ever tell you about Hitch and Sunny's new play?

Cole: What play?

Zane: [finds a flyer] Hmm. "The Magical Marriage. Hitch and Sunny's first performance?"

Cole: So, Pipp tells jokes and sings and Hitch and Sunny did a play. What did Izzy and Zipp do?

Bonejangles: Recount tragic tales of romance, passion and murder most foul!

Kai: That's why you wanna stay? Because you found things you're good at?

Paul: Turns out they're amazing.

Zane: He has a point.

Jay: Whose side are you on?

Bonejangles: Which reminds me, Hitch, Sunny, you're up next.

Sunny Starscout: Oh, right. Come on, Hitch.

Hitch Trailblazer: Coming.

[Back in the Land of the Living, Hildegarde puts on Victoria's wedding veil]

Hildegarde: Miss Victoria, we must leave for the church now.

Victoria Everglot: Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy. Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, pulled out to sea.

Hildegarde: The sea leads to many places, dearie. Maybe you'll land somewhere better.

[She walks off as we cut to her wedding with Scorpius]

Scorpius: With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Pastor Galswells: I now pronounce you alien and wife.

[Hildegarde blows her nose]

[Back in the Land of the Dead, the curtains open as Hitch appears]

Hitch Trailblazer: Here I am, figuratively standing on the edge of a pond.

[Sunny appears]

Sunny Starscout: Please, handsome stallion. If I can't have you, my heart will literally break.

Jay: [softly] Wow, she's really good.

Lloyd: Obviously.

Kai: Maybe staying here won't be so bad.

Hitch Trailblazer: I had a lot of handsome adventures to savor this, my wedding day!

Sunny Starscout: Yes, and I have a groom!

[The scenery changes to a church as Wellington arrives]