Jaden Warforged.Games (Player)

Jaden is a strange being that one day appeared in Lane Stressed.writer (Player) 's life, and after only about a month of friendship, if that, gave one hundred dollars to the strange, and quite confounding beast that is Jar Jar Court. Though they have only known Lane for less than a year, they have found themself as a good friend. This article will detail their strange and interesting time knowing Lane, and some of their background. This is proof of their dedication to the bit, as they value their time even less than their money it would seem. They have been mentioned in a few episodes of JJC, and have appeared in chat for the same number, and they have appeared on a number of streams.

## Jaden Warforged.Games

Jaden being accosted by Lane Stressed.writer (Player)

### Relatives

Two other sisters related to them (somehow two more lesbians), a mother, an absentee father, three uncles, two aunts, and five very cool cousins.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Hazel, which is a fancy way of saying green

## Appearances

### Early Life

They were born on August 23rd, 2003 at 8:00 pm (that's 20:00 in military time) in a hospital on Long Island in New York (that's the little dangly bit on the end of the New York map, y'know, the long island...) called Brookhaven Hospital, this hospital has since been renamed. From an early age they moved from place to place, as their deadbeat father could not keep up with rent payments (as he was too busy buying cheeto puffs, and sniffing his own ass). From New York, to Ohio, to Oregon. One interesting thing that happened while they were in Oregon (other than the Uncle with one leg who was addicted to Meth) was that they were in a volcano eruption! After the Meth-addicted uncle became too much for her mother, Jaden and their family moved to where they currently reside, California.

### The War

When they were the ripe old age of three years old, they were conscripted into war against the unfunny army. They faced many vile enemies, but above all else, they faced one thing: *Evil.* They marched their way through no-person's land and into the enemy trenches, fighting tooth and nail to get to the heart of the enemy labyrinth. Once they crawled through muck, blood, dirt, mud, gore, viscera, excrement, shit, vomit, puke, puss, and worst of all *water* (as they would only learn to swim eleven years later when they were fourteen and in the Boy Scouts of America), they found themselves face to face with their worst enemy: their future self (but how? How is Jaden the leader of the unfunny army if they're so funny, I hear you asking) You see, Jaden was facing an alternate, cis version of herself. One that went by ***[REDACTED]*** but we'll just call them... *Jaden, Actually.* You see, there are three Jadens, this past paragraph, was about Jaden Likely, the majority of this page is about Jaden Warforged.Games, and there will be no paragraph about Jaden, Actually. They do not deserve a paragraph.

### Their Connection to JJC

Okay, so by now you're wondering what Jaden has actually done for the subject of the wiki. Well to start, they were one of the only people to stay for the entire stream for Jar Jar High,Defamation and Dismemberment, Showtime!, and Exes and Executions (For most of these they were playing the hit 2022 video game Elden Ring while watching.) They were there for every minute of those three streams. In May of 2022 they interviewed Sydney Toomanydice for a college paper, which they got a lot of extra credit for (Jaden says that they got 40 out of the 45 Extra Credit points from that). They have cosplayed both Sheev Palpatine as his College self, and his Emperor self. Other cosplays include Sunny Daise, and Artie Fisher. They plan to cosplay Gem Sexton, Defense Attorney, and a few others that they will keep close to their chest for now. Their biggest dream is to run a one-shot for those who have given them so much joy.

Jaden's Appearances