Dallas Smuth

> "Photography is like, art, but totally cheatinggg...if Mirphy does it, it's pretty cool, I guess..."'
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> **— Dallas Smuth**
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## Description

**Dallas Smuth** is a painter who can be found in the Apartments, standing in the doorway that connects with the stairs that lead to the Courtyard. He has a hippie-like appearance with long, straight brown hair and a patchy moustache, wearing a striped light blue and green head band, pink glasses, a loose light blue shirt and dark blue leggings. He is also covered in various paint stains.

When first approached, he tells the player about his infatuation with Mirphy Fotoparat, who he goes as far as calling his "muse" despite not even knowing her name, and asks the player if they could go find out about her tastes so that he can paint her something to her liking.

After acquiring the info and showing Mirphy her desired painting, the player can either lie to him saying Mirphy does like him back or break it to him that even though she liked his art it does not mean she likes him. Depending on the answer, he will either have a more smug and confident attitude about his art and himself, or a more set back, humble and insecure one. Either way, after completing his quest he will move out of the doorway allowing the player access to the Courtyard.

Later in the game, he will have another quest, in which he will ask you to give away three paintings that he did where you will have to figure out to which Habitician each is most suited to. Afterwards, Dallas will become happy and give you his Pallette.

## Quotes

* (When shown Mirphy's photo) *"Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh....There she iissss kid...So many...feelings."*
* (When shown ???????????? when told Mirphy doesn't like him) *"WHOAAA kidd. Slow it wayyyyyyyy down. NOTT cool. If Mirphy doesn't like me, I don't want to see that. That's an invasion of her, like... ..privacy."*
* (When shown ???????????? when told Mirphy likes him) *"Heh, nice 'arrrtttt.' I would love to develop that dark room if you know what I mean, heh. ....Eh...I uh...I don't know what I mean."*
* (When punched) *"...I like, totally deserve that."*
* (When shown the Megaphone) *"Oh no!! Dude!! Like, put that thing away!!"*
* (When given a Kiss) *"Whoaaa, a kiss...in the flesh...on MY flesh...Someone actually liked me enough to like, have one delivered...Like, thank you flower delivery palll.. ... ..... .......W-wait friend... is this from you??"*
	+ (When nodding) *"What!! It's been DAYS since we like, totally hung out, and you didn't tell me you totally wanted to smooch. Come to think, you've, like, really set me straight, flower kid. You showed me the error in my ways for suuure. I thought MIrphy was my muse...when it was really you."*
	+ (When shaking) *"No note huh...some mystery babe is leavin me dreamin'...Tell them like, thank you, and please send more. Heeheheh."*

## Trivia

* In the epilogue, Dallas reveals he does not know what a scanner is.
	+ Dallas' email is <thejollypainter@relax.maan>, and he first appears when progress=30
	+ He introduces the first fanwork, a picture of him.

## Gallery

Dallas's photo.Smug.Happy. (Without his Pallette.)Dallas in a steam trading card.