True Switcheroo/Quotes

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**True Switcheroo**  Quotes

* True: "Are you forgetting what day it is?"
* Bartleby: "Is it sleep on the grass day?"
* True: "Nope."
* Bartleby: "Brush my fur day?"
* True: "Nope."
* Bartleby: "Eat a big lunch day?"
* True: "No, silly. We're going to help Grizelda with her gardening today!"

* Bartleby: "I don't know what just happened."
* True: "I think this crystal just made your juice ball switch places with that shovel."
* Bartleby: "Wow! What do you know? An actual working for real switchamajig."
* True: "Switchamabob."
* Bartleby: "Yeah, switchamathing."
* True: "Switcheroo."
* Bartleby: "Switcheroo. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said."

* Boy: "She has my ball!"
* Girl: "He has *my* ball!"
* (*The switcheroo switches their toy balls.*)
* Both: "Yay, we're friends again!"

* (*The switcheroo switches True and Bartleby's bodies.*)
* True (*in Bartleby's body*): "What just happened?"
* Bartleby (*in True's body*): "I don't know."
* (*The two exchange a look of shock, then scream.*)
* True (*in Bartleby's body*): "You're me."
* Bartleby (*in True's body*): "And you're an extremely handsome kitty cat."
* True (*in Bartleby's body*): "Switcheroo switched our bodies. I can't be a cat!"
* Bartleby (*in True's body*): "What about me? How am I supposed to be a human, or a girl? I don't know how to be either!" (*Sobs*)
* True (*in Bartleby's body*): "We have to switch back." (*Grunts*) "How do you hold anything with these paws?"
* Bartleby (*in True's body*): "Or what are all these fingers for? All they do is wiggle around!"

* Grizelda (referring to the Switcheroo): "Grizmos, put this on the top of the birdbath right away. It's my new centerpiece, so guard it for all you're worth. Whew! All this gardening is exhausting. Time for a beauty nap."
* (*The Grizmos place the Switcheroo on top of the birdbath as requested.*)
* Grizelda: "Oh, and i want that crystal to be sparkling so I can see my face in it, so be sure to shine it every couple seconds. Thank you!"

* True: "Hi, Zee!"
* Zee: "Greetings, True and Bartleby! I'm just switching some of the Wishes' spots in The Wishing Tree!"
* Bartleby: (*annoyed groan*) "More switching!?" (*flaps his arms*) "Can't things just be the same anymore!?"
* Zee: "True!? There's something wrong with your voice! You sound just like Bartleby!"

* True (*in Bartleby's body*): "You're the best, Zee!"
* Zee: "Good luck, True-Bartleby! Uh, you too, Bartleby-True!"

* Rainbow King (*after being turned into a bee*): "Oh, leaping lemon yellow! Now I'm a bee! Well, I better practice my buzzing." (*Giggles*) "Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt."

* Grizelda: "Ah. A rested princess is a happy princess."

* Grizelda (*in Frookie's body*): "I can't believe I'm a dog! A really adorable dog, but a dog!"
* (*Frookie (in Grizelda's body) begins dragging its behind across the ground.*)
* Grizelda: "Frookie, no. Poise and grace, be a princess..."

* Bartleby (*in True's body*): "Nice tail control!"
* True (*in Bartleby's body*): "You know what they say, B.! Practice makes purr-fect!"

* Bartleby (*in True's body*): "Great job, True. Now, switch us back, quick!"
* True (*in Bartleby's body*): "Okay, Bartleby."
* (*True rubs the Switcheroo and it switches her and Bartleby back to normal.*)
* Bartleby: "Whiskers..."
* True: "No whiskers..."
* Bartleby: "Tail..."
* True: "No tail..."
* Bartleby: "Kitty sense of self-importance..."
* True: "Uh, no tail..."
* Both: "I'm back!"
* True: "I'm so happy, B.! But we've got a lot more stuff to Switcheroo."
* Bartleby: "Can't we celebrate for a second?"
* True: "Okay. One-second dance party! Okay, let's go. Let's Switcheroo a thing or two!"

* Grizelda: (*Sobbing*) "Tail wagging isn't fun anymore."

* (*True uses the Switcheroo to switch Grizelda and Frookie back to themselves.*)
* Grizelda: "Ugh! I kissed a cat! Wait-- tail gone, fingers back. Ability to curtsy? Perfect."