Holy Horny War

### Conflict

2 Gods furious at each other, through conflicts and disagreements, they begin a war.

### Location

* Earth
* Hoth
* Corsucant

### Result

Creation of the Intergalactic Organization, and most countries on earth.

### Belligerents

* Feddist Army of Laniakea
* Koppist Army of Laniakea
* Nazi Empire of Vocklahofen
* Aztec Empire of Aztechia
* European Federation
* IO

## Background

### Background and Causes

2 years after Feddy was ambushed inside Koppie's General, Koppie declares war on Feddy, and realizes how much he hates his brother.

## Major Events

### Major Battles

* Battle over Amerikaa
* Defense of Europe
* A Koppist Empire

## Commanders and Leaders

### Commanders

* General Awenhour of Koppie
* General Of Federation Evon Leau

### Leaders

* Prime Minister Benjamin Henry of Feddy
* Head of knights Fredrick Fnocth

## Casualties and Losses

### Impact and Consequences

Creation of earth countries

The **Holy Horny War** was a war that took place between the 15th and 20th century, the war was caused due to a conflict back when Koppie and Feddy lived among mortals and controlled around 2% of Laniakea, The war continued on for several years, until Koppie was convinced Feddy would not let go, and stopped trying, ending the war in a peace treaty and creating the Intergalactic Organization.

## History

### Beyond recognition of time

In a time before the Holy Horny war existed a war called "The clone wars" where Feddy, Trigonal, Trigon and Koppie fought together, this war is what turned Koppie dark in the first place. Though this was was during the peace era, it wasn't much peaceful.

### 15th Century

#### 1418

* Feddy is invited to discuss terms with Koppie in his castle, only to be ambushed by a man known as General Evon Leau, who shot Feddy in the eye. Koppie was aware of this, and did not warn Feddy, which was why Feddy saw this as an ambush.
* Feddy goes home to treat his eye.
* GOF Evon Leau is publicly executed.

#### 1421

* After 3 years of consideration, Koppie declares war on Feddy, Feddism, and Feddists in general.
* Feddy is surprised by these news, and decides to make a plan and send many many of his ships to Hoth, though he realizes that without his powers he will be to no use. So he tells his prime minister to send some ships to Hoth, and Feddy goes to earth.
* Koppie announces that he will be attacking Hoth first, and sets a date to attack, but arrives earlier.
* Feddy arrives on earth as a woman named Feanne D'yrc, and obtains his powers back, and heads back to his kingdom, in corsucant.
* Feddy begins teleporting ships to Hoth, and teleports there himself. Finding his Hoth base destroyed, Feddy restores it and brings his people back to life, then finish the koppist leftover in there.

#### 1476

##### December 17th

* In the town of Bottle Creek in tatooine, Bana and Darth Inquisitus land. A man named Crahan Teylan, along with another man, named Stailor. Stailor had the force within him, so Bana and Inquisitus could feel his presence. Inquisitus goes to find where the force user is, and asks a local civillian.
* Stailor tries chit-chatting with Crahan, but Crahan only thought of living. The 2 spot a trooper coming towards them, and hide in different places. Crahan hides in a crate box, and Stailor in a water bucket.
* An anti-imperial group shouts at Bana and Inquisitus that Tatooine is in the outer rim, so they shouldn't be involved in the Feddist-Koppist conflict, however inquisitus dislikes that and kills them. Bana gets off the ship and locates Stailor, he pulls him by using the force, and holds him by the neck. Crahan spots this, and shoots Bana. Bana drops Stailor, and Stailor starts falls, but gets up quickly. The koppist soldiers begin shooting at them but Bana tells them to stop, he grabs Stailor again, and goes into their ship. Crahan tries shooting at the ship, but they use a hyperjump.

* Crahan lands in Corsucant in the Feddyral district, and sees his old friend, Thoi-Lan. As any character in a bar gets, Thoi gives Crahan "the usual", when suddenly, time stops. the world goes black and red, and a masked man appears, a floating spherical droid appears behind him, Crahan surprised, asks the man for his identity, and instead of the man talking his droid talks. Daft explains Crahan he wants to help him for a little bit of cash, after making the deal, Daft shakes Crahan's hand, and suddenly, Daft disappears along with his droid, and time continues.
* Crahan pays Thoi and runs out, where he once again sees Daft, Daft explains the plan to him and the 2 fly to Koppithya, a giant robotic head of Koppie, the size of a planet.

* Crahan gives a man named Trigon a memo from Daft, and uses a fake codename "Anon Imious", he gives Trigon the memo which was a piece of paper, the paper was about Trigon needing to help them defeat Koppie in the war. Suddenly, a lightsaber pierces through the floor, and makes a hole, Darth Inquisitus spots Trigon and Crahan, and Bana was there too. Koppie executes order 25, allowing his army to kill every Jedi, not only Stailor and the other.
* Crahan tells Trigon to run, and starts shooting at them. Inquisitus deflects the bullets with his Saber, and Trigon uses the Megasaber.
* Crahan continues to run towards the ship, and Bana charges at him, Crahan tries shooting at Bana, but Bana's suit appeared to have taken no damage.
* Darth Inquisitus and Trigon clash their weapons, while Bana force chokes Crahan, Trigon force pushes Bana, Bana drops Crahan, Trigon gets kicked! Bana throws rocks at Crahan! Inquisitus talks to Trigon, and is about to kill him, Trigon brags about killing Koppie before trigon and crahan were about to lose, but from nowhere, an unknown jed.. si.. uhh, force sensitive person appears.
* Trigon gets force pushed into a wall, and Darth Inquisitus gets thrown away. Bana yellows at the FSP (Force Sensitive Person), and the fsp tells him he is no sith, and proceeds to free Crahan.
* Crahan runs to the ship again, and so do Stailor (Stailor helped Trigon get on the ship too). Trigon force chokes Bana. Then, Darth inquisitus throws his saber at trigon, Stailor catches it, Trigon staggers back and releases Bana, Stailor takes out his saber, making it a triple saber but Darth inquisitus returns his saber to him using the force, and proceeds to charge at the 2, Crahan arrives with his ship, and shoots at Inquisitus, injuring him and blocking him from attacking the 2, Trigon jumps to the ship and stailor too.
* Trigon sits inside.
* Stailor begins explaining to the some lore about his Darth self, and when mentioning Koppie, Trigon got triggered, he explains to them about what happened to him, Stailor tells them he could lead them to Koppie, due to him being with the dark side for a day or so, he had earned a permit inside. and suddenly, brings out T4LK-C7.
* Stailor puts in the coordinates to where Koppie was, and Beeps takes them to hyperspace, and drives to the coordinates.
* Crahan lands the ship in the Koppist imperial base, and the 3 get off the ship, but hide fast as a trooper was scouting in the area. Stailor gets up from his hiding spot, and takes out his permit, the troops allow him to pass through the gates, C7, Crahan and Trigon get in after stailor. Crahan disguise himself and more troops arrive.
* The troops approach the team, and question them, but Stailor clears them, as he is still a registered sith in the base's database, Trigon hides quick, and c7 neutralizes the troops. The 4 begin walking, and approach the throne room, and the emperor feels a sense he had not felt in many years.
* Stailor stands in front of him, and calls him Kopp confirming this was the Koppie, and tells him he had a surprise, and calls it "a painful one".
* Crahan jumps into the room, shooting at Koppie, Daft appears behind C7 and Trigon walks in with the megasaber. Darth Kopp stands up, the alarm sounds.
* Koppie calls Stailor a traitor and force chokes him, Trigon rushes towards Koppie and troops begin shooting at them. Darth Kopp pins Trigon to the wall, Trigon tries to get away.
* Crahan is pinned down by the troops.
* Darth Kopp flirtatiously tells Trigon not to try and run away, and asks him why has he come, Trigon reveals he wanted to see Koppie, and Koppie asks him if it is his horniness which has brought him here, but Trigon refuses to turn to the darkside.
* Crahan tries using the force.
* Stailor tells him to not listen to Koppie, but is shot.
* Trigon continues to try and getting away, but Koppie does not even hesitate, and gives trigon 2 choices.
	+ he joins him, and they continue to rule the galaxy
	+ he doesn't join, and dies.
* Trigon thinks, Crahan is shot in the leg. Trigon tells him he would rather die then Join Koppie, then Koppie pushes him into the wall, and repeats this scene from Stranger Things

* Trigon begins to dispurse, Crahan manages to use the force for the first time, and pulls the megasaber, and shouts at Kopp
* Crahan ignites the saber, and runs towards them, but Koppie and Trigon disintegrate away. Stailor and Crahan scream the word "NO". Stailor tells Crahan they lost, in a way. The 2 go to the HQ of the base, and shut the empire down, officially ending it.
* And although the empire had been stopped, the war had not.

**From this point forward, the title of "Trigon" will be to Trigonal, Trigonalious's son, who is also Feddy & Koppie's nephew.**

*31 YEARS LATER*

###### small recap

* Trigonalious (Feddy & Koppie's brother) marries a woman and has a son, called Trigonal.
* Crahan's activity is unknown.
* Stailor has a son too, called Sage.
* The HHW is not over, but it is a little fueled down, though it will spark again soon.

#### 1507

##### July 20th

* Trigonal was walking around, and stumbles into a rebel. The 2 begin chit-chatting, but not for
* Below the rebel base, a sith manufacturing base was built, but it was unknown to the rebels if the base was below them. Bana was resurrecting Koppie, bring him back.
* Trigon was doing saber training, when suddenly, Sage (Stailor's son) walked in, and Trigon greets him. He tells Sage about something he had done, and reveals to Sage that Trigon had stolen sith holocrons, and learnt the ways of sith training, but Sage deems it acceptable, as he knew Jedies can go through sith training and still be good, like his father, Stailor who became a Sith.
* Suddenly, the ground begins cracking, and Sage warns Trigon that it is the Sith. The ground starts collapsing.
* Trigon falls, but sage picks him up as Koppist troopers try shooting at them, Sage stays in the room, while Trigon runs to a rebel to warn him, the rebel is surprised that the sith are back, and tells him to go alert his father (Trigonalious), and Trigon says he wants to help but the rebel refuses, and tells him a sentence which triggers a flashback from Trigon.
* **1503, May 4th.** Trigon was training with Sage and repeats the sentence in the flashback, telling him "**No, you are not ready.**"
* The flashback ends, and Trigon accepts the refusal, the troop tells him to alert his and runs to the battle, but Trigon sneaks in.
* Stailor warns Trigonalious of the sith, and Trigonalious asks him of Trigonal's abouts, but Stailor does not know, so Trigonalious tells him to go search for him.
* **Meanwhile, underground.** Bana reflects bullets coming from rebels, and sees Trigon. But Trigon does not see him, Bana comes to strike him, and Trigon is not scared by the attack. Bana, surprised questions Trigon's whereabouts, and is now about to strike again, but Sage stops him, and throws him on the wall, Trigon runs to Sage scared, Sage forms stairs out of debris, and Stailor spots them, the 2 plan a way out, and Sage and Trigon run out, and grab a ship to escape, and midair, something stips the ship. Suddenly, the ship is thrown on the ground, and Sage holds Trigon. The ship's wall come down, and Darth Kirista is revealed to be in front of them, she requests to take Trigon from Sage, but Sage (and Trigon) refuses, but Kirista's force powers where too strong, and she manages to get him, Sage tries getting him out, but loses. He sat on the ground, and cried.

##### July 21st

* Sage reveals what happened to his father, and Stailor downgrades Sage, and takes his saber privileges.

*17 DAYS LATER*

#### August 6th

* Trigon walked around a Star Destroyer with his saber, and Bana appreciates his work, and tells him Koppie has something for him.
* Trigon greets Koppie, and Koppie gifts him a sith robe, Trigon thanks him and walks away.

#### August 7th

* Trigon walks into his room, and meditates. A strange ship flies towards the dark destroyer and lands in the hangar, Troops approach the ship, and ask him for and ID of any kind, the stranger pulls out a lightsaber secretly, and tells the troops he forgot it at home. The troops search the ship and find Jedi artifacts, and run out. He slashes the ones that searched his ship, and uses jedi mind tricks to make the other troops forget.
* Trigon feels cthe stranger, and goes there with a sith mask, and his robe. The stranger feels him, and asks Trigon to reveal himself, and Trigon does so, the stranger realizes it is Trigon, and Trigon tells him that *"**(the name)** "Trigonal" is dead"*. Trigon ignites his saber, and the 2 begin circling while talking to each other, they both stop, the stranger takes off his robe, and the 2 begin dueling
* The battle gets intense, the 2 cross sabers, the stranger tries knocking sense into Trigon, but Trigon was fed up with the lies of the jedi, and refuses to listen, the 2 continue dueling, and backup arrives for Trigon.
* Darth Kirista arrives behind him, Trigon force pushes the stranger, and he holds himself for dear life.
* Kirista tells the stranger to give up, and force chokes him. Trigon tells to give up too, and sees the stranger looking at his saber. The 2 glare at it, and the stranger spits on Trigon.
* The stranger uses the force to ignite the saber and pull it towards him, Trigon jumps on the saber, but it dangers Kirista. The stranger frontflips onto the ground, Kirista uses force lightning, but the stranger blocks it with his saber. Kirista stops the lightning from her bleeding, but the jedi (the stranger was a jedi), reflects the leftover, and it hits Kirista. A giant explosion happens and Kirista is thrown through many rooms. Trigon continues the duel with the jedi, and the jedi force pushes Trigon down the same shaft Kirista went through, but Trigon stops himself. The jedi pulls him up, and Trigon thanks him. The 2 chat a little more, and the jedi offers Trigon his hand, wanting Trigon to come with him, and return to the jedi order. Stailor appears behind the jedi and tells Trigon about his father, the jedi realizes Trigon will not give in, and asks him if he wishes to continue the duel, Trigon accepts, and Stailor disappears. The jedi tells Trigonal "May the force be with you" and kicks him into the shaft. The jedi activates the self destruct mode of the star destroyer, and goes into his shuttle. Kirista and Trigon(al) go into an escape pod, and fly away.

#### 1510

* Chillpollo medidates in the Feddist temple of Corsucant, and feels Trigonal (Trigonalious's son) in trouble, and goes to help.

## Participants

### Leads

* Koppie
* Feddy

### Groups/empires/countries involved

* The dark order
* The jedi order
* The resisters
* The rebels
* The rebelliors (Trigonalious, Crahan, Stailor, C7, Beeps)
* The earthlings (Trigon, Chillpollo, Chomper)
* Earth countries
* IO

### Individual members

#### Heads

* Koppie
* Feddy

#### Armies

* Vespucci Empire
* Intergalactic Koppist Empire
* Rebels

#### Members

##### Heads

* Koppie
	+ Darth Kopp
	+ Resurrected Darth Kopp
* Feddy

##### 1980s group

* Chomper
* Chillpollo
* Trigon

##### Trigon family

* Trigonal
* Trigonalious

##### America

* Amerigo Vespucci
* Christopher columbus
* George Washington

##### Dark order

* Darth Kirista
* Bana
* Darth Inquisitus

##### Rebellions

* Stailor
* Crahan Teylan
* Sage
* Daft
* T4LK-C7
* Beeps

##### Beginning of war

* General Awenhour
* Feanne D'yrc
* Prime Minister Benjamin Henry
* General Of Federation Evon Leau
* Head of knights Fredrick Fnocth

##### Prequels' upside down era

* Vecna
* Vecnor
* "The wanderer"

##### Trigon's time break

* King Arthur II
* King Gunther

##### 1800s

* John Adams
* Marriott Adams
* Toby
* Mike Adams

##### Miscellaneous

* Thoi-Lan
* Koppie troops
* Elite Koppie troops
* Death troops
* Feddist soldiers
* Rebel soldiers
* Koppist knights
* Feddist guards