Fun'ya no Yasuhide Stories

This page contains roughly translated summaries of this character's stories.

## Prologue

Literally just a pile of bad puns. (Japanese word puns are hard to translate so just know they're all like the silliest dad jokes you can imagine)

## Meeting the Miko (Basic Form)

### **Ch1**:

Tour of the house, bad pun followed by the actual worst bad pun (so bad the convo literally goes:
Yasuhide: futon ga...
Mc: wait he's not gonna...
Yasu: futtonda!
Mc: omg he actually said it wow he's lame)
***Options***-- "um..." or "you're kinda funny"

* Yin: you go ummm and he laughs like an idiot at his own joke.

* Yang: you say that's funny and laugh, making his eyes go wide in surprise. He's happy you understand the joke, repeats it and laughs again.

You decide he's sort of interesting, at which point he starts caughing from all the laughing and you stroke his back to help him catch his breath.

### **Ch2:**

After drinking some tea he finally stops caughing. You comment that he really likes puns and he asks what those are. You explain that such wordplay is called puns where you come from and he asks what sort of other puns you have.
***Options***- "they don't change" or "I'm not telling"

* Yang: you say they're the same as the ones he's been telling. He responds with "like this? Insert pun" and laughs. You're amazed he laughs that hard at his own jokes.

* Yin: you say you're not telling, they're too embarrassing. He turns your response into a pun, ofc.

He then begs you to tell him some of your world's puns and you reluctantly make a terrible pun. Yasuhide dies of laughter. Narihira shows up and asks if Yasuhide's still laughing at useless things. Narihira proceeds to flirt and offer you his arm, which Yasuhide slaps away and angrily asks what he's calling useless. The two banter a bit but you feel like they're actually enjoying it and must get along well.

### **Ch3**:

Narihira leaves after a while, saying before he goes that he hopes the next poetry party will go well. Yasuhide agrees but takes a deep breath and mutters about melancholy as soon as Narihira's gone. You offer to listen to his worries and he surprisingly thanks you and makes no puns! He explains there's a poetry party every month but lately he's not been doing well and hasn't made anyone laugh and so his boss told him if he doesn't step up his game he won't be invited anymore. You wonder why it's that strict and he says it's a sponsored event... followed with a pun about career advancement and attendance. You scold him that this is no time for puns but are interrupted by a laugh. A servant overheard you and apologizes but found your interaction funny. This gives Yasuhide the brilliant idea of bringing you along to the poetry party and having you react to his puns, which will make others laugh.
***Options***- "you sure?" or "this was a coincidence"

* Yin: you claim now was just coincidence but Yasuhide insists and sincerely begs you to help him.

* Yang: you ask if he's serious and he simply says yes, no puns or anything added.

You've never seen him so serious before (staring at you with his vivid blue eyes) so you end up agreeing.

> **Awakening!**
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### **Yin ch4:**

It's been a few weeks and you're waiting for Yasuhide to show up to practice with you. He seems busy a lot since the poetry party, which is already over, and you figure he's forgotten your practice. Mumbling to yourself that you miss him suddenly a bad pun sounds from behind you marking his arrival. You ask Yasuhide if he heard your mumble just now and he thankfully didn't. You comment that the party was a great success and he says it's all thanks to you. He also says he was looking for you and you realize he's sweating and breathing heavily so you figure he ran here to meet you.

### **Yin ch5:**

Yasuhide says he sometimes remembers the poetry party while working. Flashback to the party, the two of you making puns and everyone laughed. You say it was indeed a lot of fun. A sudden breeze blows through his hair as Yasuhide confesses that he's tried other works and poetry parties but these puns are just no good without you. You object but he insists. He says you make him wonder what you mutter to yourself and that above all else you make him feel calm with your presence. He kneels, holds out his hand and recites a poem about autumn, which you remember to be from 'that time' (presumably the poetry party), and compares you to a thing from the poem, turning it into a pun, and says that's why he wants to be with you (can't be bothered to translate the poem but this is romantic and punny, basically). You accept his hand and say you want this too. You say that you loved how fun the poetry party was, the two of you making everyone laugh. He takes your hand in both of his, pulls himself up and says... Now that that's decided, we need a name for our act! He pulls out a paper and says he already has some ideas and proceeds to give terribly punny names for your two man act, which you object to and the two of you banter a bit. You think it's always fun to be with him after all and catch his kind expression towards you, fascinated with this silly man of yours. The end.

*(translated by Nightreader)*

## Disclaimer:

I am not a translator but do have a BA in Japanese and have lived in Japan for 1 year in the past. As these are done in my free time I have chosen not to translate the stories line by line but rather write a summary of the events with as much accuracy as I can. They will be uploaded slowly, when I find the time for it. If you'd like to request a certain character's story feel free to send a message to Nightreader and if you would like to add your own translations feel free to upload them here :)