King Konstantin the Mad

### Alias

Kony (By Terri), Brat (by Nicholas), The Tsar, Drunk, Madman, Fascist Cunt, Asshole

### Current Status

Dead, according to some. Alive, according to others.

### Family

Terri Pike (Wife for 3.5 years), Abusive Father, Nicholas II,

## Political Information

### Occupation

Russian Fascist Party LeaderTsar of New Russia Pike Imperial General

### Affiliation

RFP, Tsarists Revolution, Pike Empire, United Republic

### Allies

Skeletor (temporarily), Nicolas, Ultra-Vodka Inventor

## King Konstantin the Mad

Konstantin Rodzaevsky is a major protagonist and later a minor antagonist of the Wondrous Universe. Widely hated among all peoples of all dimensions due to Emperor Pike's propaganda and historical revisionism, he is up there on the list of Universe's Most Hated alongside the Dark Lord Sauron, Morgoth, Zog, Pol Pot, and Mao Zedong.

Konstantin was born to a Middle-Class Siberian family in 1907. Konstantin was abused by his father for being opposed to the Tsar and always leading fascist parties in school. In fact he became such a problem he was taken out and home-schooled by his Communist father. Konstantin grew to hate Communism and Lenin, and eventually and ran away from home.

Much later, when he was a young adult during World War II, Konstantin formed the All-National Russian Fascist Party, and the Fascist newspaper Nash Put. Konstantin rallied numerous supporters to his cause, and they began terror attacks on Stalin's Russia, but were forced to flee to Japanese Manchuria after NKVD operatives destroyed their headquarters and munitions depots in Siberia.

In Manchuria, Konstantin forced his fellow party-members to join him and and rallied millions to his cause, thanks to the Japanese. Stalin was so pissed off he sent Field Marshal Zhukov and an army of 5,000,000 to Manchuria and destroyed Konstantin's entire army in one go. Konstantin was extremely angered and vowed vengeance, and escaped to Trantor on a Space Swastika.

Konstantin returned in the aftermath of the chaotic MetaNerdz Civil War and Pike War of Independence, in which the Pike Dynasty was struggling to maintain it's empire across the Galaxy. Due to his many hijinks across the universe Konstantin managed to garner an endless army of Russo-Fascists with high tech weaponry and a fleet of Starships. Following this, Konstantin met up with Emperor Pike, and assisted in forming his Government, creating a Galactic Senate, Code of Law, and arresting political enemies.

Konstantin met up with his half brother Nicholas II and together they assisted the Pike Empire's growth while building up their own Empire. They grew very close to numerous officials within the Empire, but especially Sergei Vladimir, Vladimir Makarov, Potatoman, Papa Nate Pike VII, Agro Orga, and allegedly though not confirmed Rycus Kilran.

Later during Mao Zedong's attempted takeover of the Galaxy, Konstantin helped the Pike Dynasty, contributing over 10 Million Russian soldiers to defeat Mao Zedong's InterGalactic Communist Cartel.

Later on, when the Dark Lord Morgoth conquered Coruscant and subjugated the Galaxy. Konstantin quickly gathered together the remaining survivors of the Empire's forces and lead them to his territory, letting them hide and rebuild. Konstantin was a key figure in the Search for Terri Pike, sending numerous Russian sentries to find her, and searching for her himself. Konstantin found Terri hiding within the neutral world of EckhartsLadder, rescuing her and taking her back to New Moscow. After finding her, Konstantin's Russian Army reinforced the Pike Resistance, fighting most of Morgoth's forces on Corusucant, and saving Emperor Pike from his death.

Konstantin and Emperor Pike's daughter, Terri Pike, had grown close over the years, as Konstantin had saved her life during the Morgoth War. Terri Pike however, was betrothed to Dane Oleg, a Communist Russian Marshal and one of Konstantin's chief rivals, and one of Emperor Pike's allies. Eventually, Terri and Konstantin ran off together, getting married and living a hidden life on Naboo. Following this incident, Emperor Pike entered a rage, executing any Russians in Pike territory, and began a massive propaganda campaign against Konstantin, claiming him to be a drunken anti-Semite who waged war against the Pike Empire for many years and kidnapped Terri.

Following Pike's campaign, the infamous criminal leader Skeletor, a former associate of Konstantin, knew of his hidden villa on Naboo, and went to Emperor Pike, asking for amnesty in exchange for capturing Konstantin. Skeletor swiftly captured Konstantin and killed his Guards, but a terrible truth was revealed: Terri Pike was pregnant with Konstantin's son and heir. Upon hearing this, Emperor Pike locked Terri within the Pike Palace on Coruscant, and sent Konstantin to the Solovetsky special purpose camp.

One day the guards got drunk on Ultra-Vodka and began killing each other, giving ample time for Konstantin to escape. Konstantin stole a machine gun and fought alongside fellow Russo-Fascist war criminals and escaped the prison, later taking hostage the Warden. But it was revealed the Warden was suicidal so Konstantin killed him anyways.

Konstantin was a fugitive but still managed to infiltrate Pike's Palace on Coruscant. This was thanks to the help of Skeletor and his Undead Armies, as Konstantin had bribed him. The Undead Army fought Palace Guards and were eradicated easily, but provided a distraction to let Konstantin in. Konstantin ran to Terri's room but it was revealed Skeletor was after the Jew Gold stash in Pike's basement and he betrayed Konstantin, again. However, all was not lost for this Slavic man as Great Spiders began attacking Coruscant for no reason and one of them spewed acid all over Skeletor, melting and killing him temporarily.

Konstantin and Terri then had a love affair and they ran away to another hidden home on Naboo. Bad idea though since Skeletor was hungry for vengeance and was a tattletaling bitch, telling the Dark Empire that Terri was hiding out at Naboo. Sauron sent some Orcs to kill Terri and Konstantin,and his agents managed to kill the latter.

Konstantin was distraught from her death and nearly overdosed on Ultra-Vodka before being kidnapped by Richard Nixon and his space pirates. They held him up in a barge with several other cellmates that Kon killed immediately. The space pirates tried to execute him but Kon went on a vodka-induced rampage and blew up the entire ship, crashlanding on Earth.

Being a lone wanderer, Kon had no meaning in life until he met up with a few Tsarists insurgents in Mexico. Kon became the leader of a new Mexican-Tsarists army that invaded America and was promptly annihilated. Kon fled once more to Coruscant.

This time Konstantin was welcomed as a guest by a wary Pike, but he actually planned to assassinate the man for "killing his Baby Girl". Pike nearly succeeded but Konstantin managed to escape AGAIN, this time to a forest in the middle of Narnia.

At Narnia he killed the White Witch and took her throne, leading an army of fantasy creatures. However Lord Cutler Beckett's fleet of EITC Starships arrived and decimated Kon's forces, and confronted Kon at his castle. Konstantin was forced to become a Dark Imperial experiment as he was cloned endlessly. However Konstantin, the original, had secret control over his clones and had them rebel against the Dark Empire Scientists, killing them all in a violent riot and then escaping.

Konstantin and his Clone Army established a new Konstantin Fascist State in the forests of Narnia until a battle between Pike and Dark Forces took place there. Orga, Terri's sex toy, wanted vengeance on Konstantin and attempted to destroy him and his Army, but Konstantin's army was too strong, and eventually killed Orga in a long and emotional battle, which destroyed most of Kon's Clone Army.

Later the last remnants of the Russian Fascist Party tried to use a particle gun to revive some of the dead Kon Clones in the Smithsonian Museum. They managed to succeed, and they were escaping to the exit of the museum until Skeletor returned. With a vendetta of hate, Skeletor and his goons murdered Konstantin's henchmen and all of his remaining Clones, and then used a Glock Pistol to cap Konstantin Rodzaevsky in the head, giving him a final death. This last part of the story however, is unconfirmed, as not every body that broke into the Smithsonian that night was accounted for, and none could be properly identified.

Some say that Konstantin is so hated due to Pike's massive propaganda campaign, that not even Satan wanted his soul in Hell, so his Damned Spirit wanders around the Tsar Planet, watching as his half brother Nicholas manages his Empire. Others however, say that Konstantin is still alive out there, a broken man, wandering the stars, looking for hope...