Shize™️ LLC

> *"Feel the Fizz Inside You!"* - Shize™ Company Motto
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**Shize™️ Limited Liability Company (LLC)** is the creator and distributor of the Shize™️ brand of soft drinks and beverages. It was created and ran by the Shize Family.

## Company Timeline

**1744**

* Shize™ Original is invented by the Shize Family during a lengthy trip across the Atlantic Ocean.

**1844**

* Shize™ Veggie Broth is quickly formulated for a charity ball.

**1919**

* Shize™️ is contracted to clear a flood of molasses. Their success garners them a significant reputation, and they become a household name.
* Shize™ Sunset Molasses is created with the abundant amount of molasses Shize™ now has.

**1920**

* Adverts are ran advertising Shize™ Sunset Molasses.

**1960**

* John Shize III and Josephine Shize are married.

**1965**

* John Shize IV is born.

**1966**

* John Shize II opens Shize™ Vegas Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas strip. Shize™ Oysters Casino is released, exclusive to this venue.
* Sometime between the release Shize™ Oysters Casino and the death of John Shize II, Shize™ Strawberry Kiwi is released.

**1975**

* John Shize II dies attempting the Flying Constantine.
* Shize™ Blueberry Tart is created by John Shize III, making this his very first flavor.
* Sometime after 1975, Shize™ French Vanilla is the second flavour John Shize III creates.

**1985**

* John Shize III and Josephine Shize celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary with Shize™ Honey Pot.

**1986**

* John Shize III throws a "Sweeter 21" party for his son, John Shize IV.

**1990**

* Shize™️ LLC is granted the Royal Warrant for soda manufacturing. Shize™ Cream Tea is released in celebration.

**1992**

* Shize™ Tropical Storm is originally formulated as a limited-edition flavor for the 1992 Ball Games.

**1998**

* The infamous Shize™ Tropical Storm scandal hits. Shize™ Tropical Storm is dropped from shelves.

**1999**

* Shize™ Cherry Pop is formulated.
* Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew is released.
* At some point before 2001, Sheez™ Canada Shy is released by Sheez™ PJSC.

**2001**

* Sheez™ PJSC acquires Shize™.
* Shize™ Four Cheese is launched.

**2002**

* John Shize III leaves the company.
* Now that enough time has passed since the controversy, Shize™ Tropical Storm is reintroduced for good.

**2003**

* The late John Shize II's beloved Shize™ Vegas Hotel and Casino collapses for unknown reasons.

**2004**

* Sheez™ releases Shize™ Mustard.

**2008**

* Shize™ Pineapple Pizza is launched.

**2009**

* Shize™ Tangy Ketchup is launched.

**2011**

* Shize™ Mayonnaise is launched.
* At some point before 2012, Shize™ Raw Meat is launched.

**2012**

* John Shize III returns to lead Shize™.
* Shize™ Light Edition is John Shize III's first new formulation since his departure. It is released in honour of his late son.
* Shize™ Gamer Energy is released.
* Shize™ Liquorliscious is released.
* Shize™ Ful Medames is released. John Shize III is granted access to ancient Egyptian artefacts.
* One devoted Shizehead™️ prompts the release of Shize™ Lingonberry.

**2013**

* Shize™ Juicy Melon is released.
* Shize™ Tiramisu is released
* A Shize™ Research and Development facility is created in Hokkaido, Japan.
* Shize™ Vegetable Broth is reintroduced for good.

**2014**

* Shize™ Taro Tease is released.

**2015**

* John Shize III extends an olive branch to his son's widow, Joy Shize, in the form of Shize™ Blushing Rose.
* John Shize III ruins Christmas for millions with the release of Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud.

**2016**

* Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud is pulled from shelves.
* Shize™ Elderflower is launched.

**2017**

* John Shize III announces that Shize™ LLC will be diversifying into fishery, submersibles, and ocean exploration.

**2019**

* It is revealed to Shize™ shareholders that John Shize III has been secretly selling off facilities for a secret project.

**2020**

* The Shize™ Heritage Collection is released, a celebration of every can that has brought us to this point.
* John Shize III dies quite suddenly.
* Intern Suzie O. Fishbarck pitches Shize™ Cookies 'n' Cream as a way to boost sales.

**2021**

* The Sapphic 2021 Collection is released, starting with Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist.

**2024**

* Suzie O. Fishbarck is appointed the new Shize™ CEO. Her first move is to serve Shize™ Eternal Devotion at the board's exclusive Valentine's Day party.