Same Day Shipping

**Same Day Shipping** is the 14th episode of Freedom! Island Deluxe, and the 40th episode overall. It was originally released in private on February 17th, 2020, before it's public release on April 15th, 2020.

## Plot

### Cold Open

The episode begins on Ronald, perched on a stump and enjoying a whole cup of tea (literally). Edgy Spaghetti walks over to Ronald and, after being eaten immediately, asks if he'd like to attempt to kill Bingo with him in the hopes it'll get him off the show. As soon as Ronald hears that Bingo is ginger, he flies into a full-on rage, charges at Bingo and spews his fire breath and the ginger before he can even finish saying hello. This is completely ineffective against Bingo, who's fiery hair (and the rest of him) is fireproof. Edgy Spaghetti attempts to coax Bingo into the crushing pedestals, but Bingo isn't THAT easily fooled. He DOES however eagerly step into Ronald's mouth upon being told to, but even Ronald is disgusted by the fact that he tastes like ginger. Edgy Spaghetti finally gives up, walking off. Bingo proudly proclaims that he can't be killed, and that he's "the strongest ginger on earth" to Ronald, before suddenly keeling over, having starved to death. The disappearance of one punching bag leads to the sudden appearance of another, as Avi jumps in from nowhere, with a freshly shaven head. Upon asking if he likes his new haircut, the usually silent stoic Ronald screams like a girl. Cue intro.

#### Baldsterbone Vs. Everyone else

Elijah is sitting on a hill, holding a Paul Brothers Plushie. Just as he realises that they're just his own Avster Bros Plushies with Jake and Logan Paul's faces lazily taped on, he's given a far worse shock when Avi shows up with his completely bald head. Even a passing-by Azoko, a guy who is perpetually smiling, is so shocked by Avi's chrome dome that not only does his head explode, but he frowns for the first time in the series upon seeing it. Elijah chastises Avi for his terrible hair care, asking why he'd do such a thing. Avi explains the following (which is based on a real incident by the way): Avi posted his nudes in a channel in his Discord server (which was full of minors) and now the cops are after him, so he shaved his head to "lay low". Elijah points out that this has not only drawn the attention of every other contestant, but the cops too. Avi runs off in fear, and we pan over to George.

#### Evil returns... kind of

George believes that the police after Avi are actually here over his unpaid taxes, and George tells the losers to hurry on over so they can do LWGTMVGKOOTST and flee the island. However, George is interrupted by the surprise the return of Verble, Freedom! Island's "villain", if you consider his schoolyard bully routine and easily-reversed destruction of the 1-UP Machine to call him a good villain. Hell, George's dementia brain doesn't even remember him. Verble attempts to state his desire for revenge, before he's cut off by EVIL George Vanous!!!. Verble can't even shoo him away before Evil Azoko shows up, and HIS arrival becons in the true evil of Ajit Pai, and even former president of the United States of America and current host of Battle to Not Vote for Obama, Obama, shows up to get votes for the next election. But before Verble can attempt to shove out the world's least intimidating rogue's gallery, the TRUE villain of Freedom! Island returns... Peanut, terrifying the band of "villains".

Ramen is the first contestant to react to Peanut's return, confused as to how he got back here if he was never revived. We then cut to Quintus, who is poking his head out of the crack in the ground to OSC Hell, who admits that he brought him out of "that hellhole". Ben Shapiro, donning a massive sniper rifle and a blue shirt, announces himself a white supremacist and proceeds to shoot Quintus back into OSC Hell, celebrating his shot. George is frustrated with all these distractions, and attempts to get on with the elimination as Steve and Bingo are revived, setting TV's FZCO 1-UP remaining revives down to **zero**. The couches spring up, with the exception of Bingo's which immediately goes back down again, slamming him on the ground and causing him to wail and writhe around in pain. George remains unconcerned by the lack of remaining revives on the 1-UP Machine. Cue Elimination Card.

### Loser Who Got The Most Votes Gets Kicked Off Of The Show Time

George welcomes the losers to the elimination, and asks Ben Shapiro how many votes they got. After a quick tap of his TV, it's revealed that they received... 27 votes. **496 LESS VOTES THAN LAST TIME**. While attentive viewers would know this is because the previous episode involved the genocide of the OSCTards, George is utterly flabbergasted by this news and collapses on the ground with X'd out eyes. Ben Shapiro finds this amusing. You know who ELSE finds this amusing? The villains, who are sat on the bleachers watching the elimination. The happiest of them is Verble, who's "revenge plan" is now complete. Ramen asks George if he's okay, and despite his obvious incapacitated state and Verble's sarcasm, George hops right back up and claims it is a normal occurrence. Avi's positive reinforcement afterwards doesn't help much though, as the sight of his bald head ends up KILLING George. Avi suggests just bringing him back, but the 50 revives of the FZCO 1-UP Machine have run dry. Avi is too stupid to realise.

#### Verble: From Felon to Host (still a Felon)

Bingo, panicked, asks who could possibly host the show with George dead. Ben Shapiro stares daggers at Verble, who insists that he didn't intend to stick around after he was done "doing evil stuff". Ben Shapiro quickly intimidates him into changing his mind however. Verble halfheartedly starts the elimination, offering up Paul Brothers merch to the safe contestants (not without some offscreen encouragement to purchase it from Jake Paul). Bingo asks if he's safe, and Verble himself doesn't know until the TV displays Mordechai to be the first one safe with 0 votes, eliciting a gosh from Bingo and a dance from Mordechai. Before Verble can announce the next one safe, Bingo's very VOTING ICON starts asking if he's the next one safe. It's left disappointed when the TV displays Steve to be the next one safe, with 2 votes. Steve gladly accepts this, and joins Mordechai in his safety dance. Verble just barely gets through his announcement of the final 2, Ramen and "the ginger" before Bingo starts desperately clinging onto him, begging to be safe as FID is all he has. Verble whacks him over the head, and in spite of what I'm sure you're all hoping, Bingo is safe with 2 votes and gets a Bingofied remix of the victory song. Ramen is eliminated with a landslide 23 votes, and he's completely shocked at the sudden influx of voters for him. Hell, even the recommended characters start celebrating with a victory song, annoying him further. However, before Ramen leaves, Avi gives him a parting gift in the form of a look at his nudes, before the fat man is chased away by the cops again. Verble expresses excitement about finally getting to use a Bill Blaster, asking Ramen if he has any last words that he can cut off. Ramen simply states that he isn't the same after seeing that picture of Avi, and is then shot into the Freedom! Dungeon. After landing, Pencil Pusseh states that "it's about time those retards voted you out.", and Ramen tells him to shut up.

Verble starts wandering off, believing his work to be done, but LGR stops him and demands to know what the next challenge is. Verble doesn't care and claims it isn't his problem (but George's death technically IS his problem as his destruction of the original 1-UP Machine is what led to the creation of the limited used FZCO version), but LGR insists that he has to continue hosting until George returns. Verble asks why they don't just bring him back, and Elijah reminds him that he's not only dead, but the FZCO 1-UP Machine is out of uses. Verble THEN says to just go to his house and get a new one, and asks where George lives. Upon being told George lives in Dubai, Verble says that the next challenge is to go to Dubai. Edgy Spaghetti points out that they've done that before and to be more creative, and Waluigi agrees on the grounds of not wanting to go against the Tasmanian Devils George calls his children. Jake Paul, who was previously unaware of George's Daughters, gets excited at the prospect of scamming more stupid children, and suggests they sell them some merch.

### Challenge

Jake Paul's eagerness to profit off of stupid children gives Verble an idea, and announces that the next challenge is to bring a Paul Brothers Plushie to George's Daughters in Dubai, and the last 4 to do so will be up for elimination. Jake Paul shoots off a plushie for each contestant (including Azoko's gravestone, and Avi, who is hiding in a tree). We cut to Dubai, where Azoko is seen walking out of his crib in Dubai, having somehow brought his plushie with him. He makes his way across the 3 feet between his door and George's (having to stop temporarily reapply Logan Paul's face to his plushie) before stepping inside the Freedom! MCN Headquarters. George's Daughters take notice and jump him for the plushie, making Azoko the first one safe. Verble is notified, and sends the others off to get started.

#### Avi's Inferno

Avi makes an attempt to jump across the chasm to OSC Hell, and actually manages to make the jump! Did I fool you? Didn't think so, he barely makes it halfway across before plummeting downwards. Avi's stupidity gives Steve an idea, and he quickly constructs a Nether Portal and hops in. Right as Avi lands in OSC Hell (and on top of Bad Boy Box) Steve appears out of a Nether Portal. Confused, Avi asks what he's doing down in OSC Hell, to which Steve explains that he will be using the Nether (OSC Hell is located in the Nether, to be specific) to get to Dubai quickly, as eight blocks in the overworld is only one block in the Nether. Steve demonstrates by building a second portal, and hops out to find himself on the Dubai beach. Avi decides to just follow Steve, but four ghasts arrive and shoot out both portal gates, stranding Avi in the Nether as they give chase. Meanwhile, Steve rolls up to the Freedom! MCN Headquarters, merch in hand and safety secured. Verble is notified of this back on Freedom! Island, which leads to him asking how he and Ben Shapiro are going to get to Dubai. Ben Shapiro pulls out a large buzzer, and upon pressing it, reveals a red thruster below the elimination area that propels them forward. Waluigi gets the idea to latch onto the elimination area for a free ride.

#### Meanwhile, with Everyone Else...

The rest of the contestants start making progress, with the first obstacle being to get over the chasm to OSC Hell. Ronald uses his fire breath to hover over, and Jake Paul uses his merch cannon to pull off a pseudo rocket jump. LGR complains about how he and Elijah are supposed to get across, but Mordechai knocks a tree over, allowing all three to get across. The next obstacle comes with getting across the ocean to Dubai. Ronald opts to swim, Jake Paul takes his Team 10 Van (complete with a new look) and Mordechai drives his own car through the ocean too. LGR takes one of the pie pans from Get Back Here!, and Elijah is about to do the same before Momsterbone calls him and demands he wear his floaties. He begrudgingly accepts his mother's demands, and takes off in his flamingo floatie. Edgy Spaghetti doesn't like the idea of swimming all the way to Dubai however, and calls up Ryan for a flight on his plane. Ryan arrives almost as soon as he's called, and they make their way to Dubai. On the way there, they pass below the flying elimination area, shaking it and causing Waluigi to lose his grip and fall off. Edgy Spaghetti lands in Dubai, thanks Ryan and makes his way into the Freedom! HQ just as Ben Shapiro, Peanut and Verble arrive through the wall, destroying half of George's apartment and declaring Edgy Spaghetti safe.

#### Avi's Inferno 2: "Funny Business in The Nether" & Other Stories

Avi slows down after a while of being chased, wishing he had a chocolate cake to munch on. However, Avi gets an idea, and shows the ghasts his nudes in an attempt to stop them. For once, an idea of Avi's works, and the sheer horror of his "man"hood kills all four. Avi thinks that they died because they couldn't handle the beauty, but he runs into Quintus before he can continue delusioning himself. Avi mistakes Quin for Hykz, asking what he's doing down there, and Quin nonchalantly summons an entire police force to Hell. Avi says not to shoot, as he's not black, but Maidvelia pops out of one of the cop cars and has the other officers (who are clones of Avi, which is confusing) jump him.

Meanwhile, Bingo attempts to use his "trusty" Bullet Bill once again, and after a short sputter it actually manages to get him all the way to George's front door in one shot. Bingo hops off of his bullet, glad to have done something for once, before it takes off once again, taking Bingo's merch with it. Bingo panics, and quickly runs off to the beach. We see Frosted Fricks, who usually pilots Ryan's private jet, telling Ryan not to fly the plane while he's on a lunch break. Ryan agrees to this, until Bingo shows up and tells him to fly after his runaway merch. Ryan immediately breaks his promise, but it's hard to blame him. Bingo DID offer him gween papew after all.

Meanwhile, Waluigi finishes plummeting into the ocean, catching his merch and resolving to just swim the rest of the way. However, Waluigi is quickly surrounded by sharks. Before he can become sharkbait, he's "saved" by Jake Paul running into him while singing about his merch. Elijah runs into the sharks soon after, worried about how he's supposed to get past them. He gets a flashback to Momsterbone telling him to wear his floaties, and despite the flashback not really implying anything he gets the idea to use the floatie to jump across the shark's (oddly close together) fins. LGR advises against this, saying this'll just aggravate them. Elijah gets away unscathed however, and LGR is left to run away from the still unrealistically close fins. He ends up surrounded, and things look bad for him, before Ronald shows up at the last second and devours the sharks surrounding him. LGR is grateful for Ronald's heroism, at least until he just eats him anway. Ronald looks to the remaining sharks, and yells out that they're next before he gives chase. After a little bit of Scooby Doo-like chasing, Ronald catches them off guard and eats them, looking to the audience.

#### Avi's Inferno 3: Starring Special Guest Bingo Bongo

Avi is flown out of OSC Hell, and Maidvelia tells him he's under arrested for sending his nudes to kids. Avi states that she hasn't narrowed it down, and before she can narrow it down he puts 2 and 2 together and pulls out the picture she's talking about. Maidvelia is horrified, and commands her fellow officers to retreat. They get back in the helicopter, fly off, and Avi is now free to do the challenge. At least until the tree bridge collapses from under his weight, that is.

Jake Paul arrives in Dubai, and by proxy so does Waluigi. Waluigi barely has time to celebrate before he's run over by Mordechai, though. Jake Paul and Mordechai arrive at the apartment, and JP manages to knock out all 4 of George's Daughters with his merch gun, so Mordechai doesn't get much fanfare without them. Waluigi finally arrives, worried he didn't make it in time, but Verble announces that he's safe. This leads to Verble announcing a single spot left between LGR, Elijah, Ronald, Bingo, or Avi.

Meanwhile, Avi lands in OSC Hell sideways, popping the trident out of his head and relighting the portal. Avi arrives in Dubai at last, but punctures Elijah's floatie with his trident by accident. Elijah barely has time to call Avi a retard before he's sent flying, and Avi's Lobotomy Larry brain barely even registers the face of his own brother. We catch up to Bingo during this, who's so close to grabbing his bullet bill, and by proxy, his merch. We cut between his desperate struggles and Avi's easy stroll to the Freedom! Tower, until Bingo finally grabs hold of the bullet bill. Ryan pops up to celebrate with Bingo, but when Bingo questions who's flying the plane, Ryan admits he has no clue how to fly it. The plane stops, and the two start plummeting downward. Bingo asks Ryan what to do, and Ryan demonstrates by using his gween papew as a parachute, leaving Bingo for dead. In between cuts of Bingo screaming, Avi arrives at the two doors, but mistakenly goes into George's Crib instead of the Freedom! MCN Headquarters. While Bingo screams bloody murder as he plummets to his death, Avi expresses confusion as to where everyone is, tries to show off his nudes, and tries to defend his small size by saying it's bigger in real life. The "teeth are only yellow because of the camera" lie does not apply here, stupid.

Meanwhile, Bingo lands unharmed, but his celebration is short lived when he realises he's stranded in Antarctica. Avi finally has a cognitive thought and realises he's in the wrong room, finally arriving to the Freedom! MCN Headquarters. Avi puts on his Avi's Marble Runs voice and asks George's Daughters if they want some merch, but they only scream in terror at his bald head. Verble, disappointed, announces Avi as the last one safe. We cut to the four losers, showing us Ronald eating LGR's gravestone, Elijah landing on the Moon, and Bingo stranded in Antarctica. At this point, Xiaoyu Vanous finally arrives home from getting groceries, confused as to why there's a dozen or so of George's goons in her house. Avi states that they're there to sell her some "Limited Edition Avsterbone Merch", whipping out a modified Avster Bros/Paul Brothers plushies with his nudes taped on, horrifying the whole room. Cue elimination screen, explained by Verble and interrupted by Avi, trying to show off his nudes and insisting that his Pee Pee's not small, that's just the way the picture was taken. Cue credits image.

### Stinger

Ronald is still out in the ocean chasing after sharks, who are either incredibly short with normals sized fins or just have horrific growth defects causing extra fins.

## Votes

27 legitimate votes were cast this episode.

## Deaths

* Edgy Spaghetti is eaten by Ronald. **(First death)**
* Bingo starves to death. **(First death)**
* George dies after seeing Avi bald. **(Permanent for now)**
* Bad Boy Box (and BFDIFan2002) are crushed by Avi. **(First death)**
* Last Gen Richtofen is eaten by Ronald. **(Permanent for now)**
* Seven Sharks are eaten by Ronald onscreen.

## Trivia

* This episode marks Edgy Spaghetti, Bingo Bongo, and Bad Boy Box's first on-screen deaths in the series.
	+ This ALSO means that Mordechai, Ronald, Hannah, Lonelybone, Avilina and Bout are the last Freedom! Island Deluxe contestants to have not died once this season.
* This is one of the only Freedom! Island Deluxe episodes to introduce new rejects to the lineup (Peanut, Quintus temporarily if you squint), with the others being Prepare for Liftoff (Hitler, Blue Shell) and Orange You Glad? (Blubenz, Fernhcbone, Skibi).