Minerva Mink

**Minerva Mink** is a character in the Warner Bros. animated television series, *Animaniacs*.

## Appearance

Minerva is an attractive, beautiful and sexy anthropomorphic mink created by Warner Bros. Animation producers Paul Dini and Sherri Stoner. Her initial designs were handled by character artist Barry Caldwell, while her final design was done by Dan Haskett. Her voice actress is Julie Brown. She, much like Hello Nurse, is designed to be attractive (she also gets similar reactions from male characters as Hello Nurse).

Her initial design had her naked, very much like Slappy Squirrel. Slappy's curvaceous design on her "Got Milk?"/Buttermilk parody skit is a close representation of this initial Minerva design. WBTA's management felt this "al fresco design" was inappropriate for family entertainment, with final designs and name change occurring prior to the first Minerva episode airing.

Minerva has white fur with long blonde hair and an enormous soft blonde tail as well as a pretty face, pink nosed and sweet big black eyes. Being a fashionable girl, she is rarely seen wearing the same outfit twice, though most production art shows her wearing a red jumpsuit.

Her scale changes with the plot. In her first appearance she was shown to be the size of a normal mink (this is in relation to her size compared to Newt, who was shown earlier in that episode only coming up to his master's knee).

However, she was most often shown the same size as human beings, only about a head shorter than Hello Nurse.

Her appearance borrows from many famous sex symbols, most notably Veronica Lake, whose sheepdog haircut is similar to Minerva's style. Since her debut appearance, Yakko Warner has a crush on her. Her role was toned down for her sexual nature.

## Character

Minerva was created with an initial thought of creating a female counterpart to Bugs Bunny's wit, cunning, and humor. However, her final concept was for her to drive every male, no matter their species, into wild take-filled Tex Avery-styled conniptions at her beauty. When she spots a sexy male, she goes into multiple lustful spasms of her own like the ones the males give her.

### Personality

Personality-wise and despite her beauty and sexiness, Minerva can best be described as a "gold-digger", so to speak, being extremely vain. She typically was seen using men to do whatever she wanted, showing no interest in them whatsoever. As an example of poetic justice, episodes typically ended with her receiving a taste of her own medicine, as she chases after men with similar exacting standards who don't seem to find her attractive at all.

Minerva starred in the least number of shorts of all the ensemble cast, allegedly on account that the content of her shorts was so overtly sexual that it was decided that it would be inappropriate for the intended predominantly children's audience. For example, on one occasion, Minerva was seen as a shapely, nude silhouette while bathing in a lake. Additionally, many of the zany wild-takes on part of the male cast members were filled with innuendo.

Her second and last solo short, "Moon Over Minerva", was slightly edited for content before broadcast. Some shots of her abundant breasts were considered too voluptuous and erotic for a children's cartoon, and as a result, were air-brushed out. The intent was for her full cleavage to resemble a large puff of fur, but resulted in what fans tend to refer to as a "uni-boob". Only some shots of her breasts, mostly close-ups, were censored - others were left alone.

Although Minerva is snobby, smug and sees no interest in those who seek her attention, probably deep down inside she has a sweet friendly side to her, if anybody's kind to her, it could be that they'll get the same in return.

## Episodes

One of Minerva's more popular character traits, seen during zany wild-takes at the sight of attractive men, was her habit of melting into a puddle. This take appears In both of her solo cartoons.

In "Meet Minerva", when she finally meets her friend's cousin, she explodes into fits of arousal, culminating in her melting (quite literally) in his arms. She promptly reforms herself into the form of an obnoxiously loud boat horn, broadcasting her passion, much to the male mink's irritation.

In "Moon over Minerva", when she encounters Wilford Wolf's Fabio-like alter-ego for the second time, she melts into a creamy multi-colored puddle at his feet. She is reformed back to her original state only after Wilford picks her up and wrings her out like a wet towel.

Though she only appears in two shorts of her own, she appears in the title screen and in cameo when the majority of the cast is present.

### "Meet Minerva"

In episode 54, the dachshund, Newt, is sent by his master to hunt down a mink. Newt finds Minerva and intends to bring her back to his master. However, each caging attempt on his part backfires when Minerva uses her beauty to turn him into a more bumbling idiot; after Newt attempts reverse psychology on her, she stops running and smiles at him. Her tail rises up to a scared Newt, wraps around his body and teases him playfully. She calls him cute and gives him a kiss on the nose. Lovestruck, he spins around and falls. Minerva lays out her tail and he lands softly on it like a bed of fur. She lifts him up and comforts him as he rests there. After he asks her about how many to lnvite to the wedding, her tail lowers him and catapults him. He tumbles like a slinky into a gopher hole, with the angry gopher throwing him out. Minerva simply calls him a "Yutz" and takes the challenge in stride.

By the end of the episode, Newt decides to just blow her to smithereens from a distance and plants dynamite all around her house. After striking the detonator, her home is blown into the air but lands overlooking a scenic pond. Minerva is overjoyed at seeing her home placed right where she wants it and gives Newt a big hug. Newt is overwhelmed, explodes and falls into the big hole. Minerva snickers at his reaction but then stumbles upon a gorgeous male mink, the cousin of her best friend. Minerva explodes in a string of wild-takes, finally collapsing into the same hole. The male mink rolls his eyes and calls her a "Yutz".

Newt and Minerva are seen together again albiet it briefly, not only in the main credits, but also in the animated short "Gunga Dot".

### "Moon Over Minerva"

In "Moon Over Minerva" (episode 30, H03), Minerva is courted by the stereotypically nerdy wolf named Wilford. Minerva teases him mockingly, wraps her tail around him and tells him off, hurting Wilford's feelings. A full moon then rises, causing Wilford to undergo a lycanthropic change; as it turns out Wilford's species of wolf is 'Werewolf'. But not just any werewolf; Wilford transforms into an extremely buff, Fabio-like hunk that causes all the female animals in the vicinity to engage in lustful wacky wild-takes of their own and Minerva is no exception.

Minerva falls in love at first sight, and attempts to catch the attractive werewolf, but each time the full moon is obscured by clouds, he changes back into the dorky Wilford. Thinking Wilford has scared him off, she searches for the hunky werewolf, and at one point she sticks her head in a pond and yells, in a parody of a child's hide and seek game, "Oli oli oxygen-free!" Eventually, after planting a big kiss on him, Minerva puts two and two together. She asks Wilford when the next full moon is, to which he replies, "According to most lunar calendars, every 28 days." Apparently, Wilford is more intelligent than he appears to be. Minerva sighs "Good things are worth waiting for," and keeps her schedule open accordingly for Wilford in his enhanced form.

### Cameos

In addition to having her two solo shorts, Minerva appeared in many other shorts in *Animaniacs*. Typically, this is often as a cameo. Examples include "Star Warners" (as Tubby the Butt's slave girl) and "No Face Like Home" (on the cover of the magazine Slappy is holding as well as inside it when she reads it multiple times). Other shorts feature her more importantly with the other characters. She often, though not always, gets roles with no dialogue; an exception is the short "Hercule Yakko", playing a suspect, where she has several speaking lines. Yakko (parodying Hercule Poirot) attempts to interview Minerva, but she is shown clad in only a robe with the robe hanging off one shoulder. Yakko declares his love for her, than passes out. Wakko tries as well, but also passes out. The two revive to shout "Hello Nurse". Dot and Minerva shake their heads over how "boys have no control", only to lose control themselves. Minerva is shown a picture of the missing diamond, is stricken by it, and beats herself on the head with an anchor. She is seen at the end of the short with the other suspects. In the "Macadamian Nut" short, she is seen with Dot and Hello Nurse doing the dance. Another short, "This Pun For Hire", features her as an antagonist attempting to take a bird statue. She makes cameo appearances as a violinist in the "Great Wakkorotti" sketch, as a guest at parties, and in the theme segments.She makes a cameo in "Mighty Wakko at the Bat" where Yakko says "There came a sudden noise from Minerva Mink and Hello Nurse who waltzed in and said 'Howdy Boys' to distract the other team from catching the baseball.

Minerva's last official appearance, as well as the last appearance of numerous other *Animaniacs* characters, was in the straight-to-video movie, *Wakko's Wish*. In that movie she was seen as a background character attempting to reach the wishing-star before everyone else. She only received a few individual lines in the film, but received a rather grand credit after the film's conclusion.

## Comics

While Minerva mostly appeared as a background character in the TV series, she was featured far more prominently in the comic book series. Over time the quality has change from a "so, so" to more of what is now beautiful Minerva Mink.

## Gallery

*Main article: Minerva Mink/Gallery*
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