Kermit's Kitchen

**Kermit's Kitchen** is a mini-series on Are U Super Cereal. It is hosted by Kermit the Frog and often features characters such as Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Towelie. As is the case with every Are U Super Cereal video, Sean, Steven, and Michael also appear.

## Episodes of Kermit's Kitchen

### Episode 1

In the first episode, Kermit features Elmo as his assistant. When Kermit attempts to cut the apple while Elmo holds it, he accidentally cuts Elmo's hand, though supposedly he may have done so on purpose. This causes Elmo to bleed, only for Kermit to find out that it's hot sauce and not blood. Kermit then ends up baking Elmo in the oven, and he and Sean later end up cooking a steak in cough syrup.

## Kermit's Kitchen Episode 2

The thumbnail for the 2nd episode for Kermit's Kitchen.

When Kermit finds out Cookie Monster will be featured on the show, he has an angry outburst and starts playing around with a knife, just to be an asshole. Cookie Monster later tries to hurt Kermit, resulting in Kermit getting a stroke. Kermit is accidentally stabbed by Cookie Monster, and passes out when he finds out Cookie Monster turned Miss Piggy into a seasoning.

Later during the episode, Elmo appears and causes mischief while trying to make his way into the cooking show. He is later thrown outside to be played with by Gunther.

While Kermit is listing ingredients, such as loud (Pringles), green (broccoli), a pot, and mushrooms, Towelie appears, thinking Kermit is talking about drugs.

Cookie Monster later manages to magically turn flour and sugar into a Lunchables meal, only to eat the cookies included with the meal. He later turns a potato chip, a slice of roast beef, and some cheese cubes into a sandwich, but later turns that into cookies. When he takes credit for a frozen DiGiorno pizza, Kermit angrily slices mushrooms, only for them to accurately land on the pizza. As is the case with the sandwich, Cookie Monster turns the pizza into cookies.

Kermit and Cookie Monster are later seen staring into a lamp, thinking it is a telescope aimed at the sun. They later end up going blind as a result, while Elmo complains about not being on the show.

### Episode 3

Episode 3 features Big Bird as a guest, and he and Kermit have a 3-round cook-off.

In the first round, Steven chooses frog balls (which in actuality are green seedless grapes) as the secret ingredient. Big Bird smashes the grapes into a dish and bakes them for 420 minutes. Kermit stirs his grapes too hard, then while distracting Steven he puts cheese balls into his bowl and claims to have made them. He is then disqualified and Big Bird ultimately wins after his dish is more of a success than Kermit's.

In the second round, Big Bird makes a dish called a "haco", which is a hot dog in a taco shell. The dish turns out to be a failure and ends up in the sink. Kermit wins after making a chicken wing out of Big Bird's cousin, but Big Bird ends up beating Kermit for it.

In the last round, Kermit claims he knows how to properly crack an egg, only to throw it straight into the pan without planning, causing Big Bird to lose his temper and try to take over the show (Big Bird's Kitchen). Kermit then angrily throws eggs at him and ends up slaughtering and cooking him.

Sean, Steven, and Michael then take the frozen Elmo out of their freezer box and try to shatter him.

### Episode 4

Episode 4 of Kermit's Kitchen is a holiday special featuring Cookie Monster that aired exclusively on BS News. When Kermit says something to piss off Cookie Monster, only to be knocked out by a cookie sheet. The two later make holiday-themed cookies, only for Towelie to drug them. Kermit then eats them and gets high as fuck.

### Episode 5

Episode 5 of Kermit's Kitchen was another holiday special, which was a cookoff between Kermit The Frog and the Swedish Chef, Cookie Monster and a Elmo clone, and Elmo and Big Bird.

Kermit and the Swedish Chef tried to make a pie, Cookie Monster and Elmo's clone tried to make cookies, and Elmo and Big Bird made cupcakes.

### Episode 6

Episode 6 of Kermit's Kitchen took place in a real professional restaurant called 'Burly Burgers' (which the workers at Burly Burgers allowed Sean to film in the restaurant). Kermit claimed that he bought the restaurant with his co-partner. Kermit also claims that Michael, Sergio, and Tyler are his assistants, Elmo as his cashier, and Cookie Monster as his accountant for the profits. Elmo even hired a guy who's job is to shoot flies that are in the restaurant. Timrek also appears as a customer (but ends up leaving right away after he made his order).

Kermit also aired on BS News a 10-Pound Burger competition between Sergio and a customer named Burly, in which Burly won. After the competition, Kermit gave Sergio a punishment by making him wear 'The Head of Shame' (which is a cow mask). Sergio then leaves with Kermit's money.

## Trivia

* Each episode often ends in a huge mess
* Sean mentioned that he has plans to one day do an episode in a professional restaurant, which happened at a Burly Burgers Restaurant.