Clowncore (Band)

Clowncore as a band are a duo and thus two musicians of different yet also somewhat similar traits, who gathered together to produce Clowncore music.

The band consists of members Clown A and Clown B.

#### Clown A

Clown A excells at the saxophone, but is prone to goofing around on the saxophone in an illustrous display of his versatility and silly nature which lives and is inherent in each clown. He is also more than adept at the usage of keyboards (clean piano or distorted organ), and more than understands the basic principle and workings of the instrument at hand. At one point he even displayed as much versatility as to play alongside Clown B, and in yet another instance, managed to successfully utilize his male genitalia to hold down a solid "E" as the loop in the section used in the song. He is mostly seen either standing, or sitting, compared to Clown B, who is seen to sit more often, or at least position himself lower.

He is tall, very slim, with very thin arms. His face is concealed by a oversized and loose clown mask featuring a wide mouth with few, yellow teeth in it, red lips and classical white clown makeup. The mask has a large stubby red nose painted on, and features two yellow circles painted right above the eyes. The hair is red and short, and has a prominent receeding hairline at the top of the scalp. His eye color is green-blue. He wears black sneakers of a famous german brand, and a deep blue jumpsuit or overall combo.

*Note: in an earlier design, Clown A sported a mask with more human like color, black short hair, and a rose colored teint around his nose area, with black squiggly crudely drawn on lines for eyebrows.*

His singing and talking voice is much deeper than that of Clown B, a raspy baritone.

He seems to prefer to eat old and overripe bananas over mouldy cans of canned meat, soap/lotion dispensers or rancid corndogs. This unbalanced diet, the excessive force of constant bass and high frequencies in a confined space, or other injuries have caused him to excrete bloody urine on at least one occasion ["Computers"], during which Clown A is seen relieving himself against the wall of a building or garage, in broad daylight, with Clown B standing idly by.

#### Clown B

Clown B is a master at the drums, but also possesses a unique feat - the ability to play the drums with one hand, usually the right, and with the left hand, he plays a miniature keyboard, which emulates an electric bass, or a distorted organ, depending on the song and section. With his right foot, he operates the bass drum, with his left, the hi-hat. Thus, he has more jobs to do, as his workline is that of the percussionist in the band, and he does so with great skill. He often positions himself in the back and or lower than Clown A, but due to his versatility, aggressive nature and role in the band, he can easily be considered the frontman of the band.

He is tall, a little bit bulkier on the shoulders than Clown A. His face is concealed by an oversized clown mask with a large mouth with red outline, white clown makeup, a smaller, pea shaped red nose paint accent, and he has two large upside down teardrop-esque light grey accents over each eye, spanning from above the eyebrows, to about 1 inch below the eyes. He has medium length center part red hair that often appears a bit fluffy and wild. His eye color is blue. He wears red sneakers of an american brand and like Clown A, he wears a deep blue jumpsuit or overall combo.

*Note: in an earlier design, Clown B's mask had more curly hair, a more humanlike teint, and a red cross on each cheek as well as neon yellow permanent marker coloring on the forehead and on the chin and under the lower lip area.*

His singing voice is very high, taking the screeching part, reminiscent of music styles like Grindcore.

When it comes to food, he is not very choosy, willingly eating a rancid corndog on one occasion, then debating to eat a can of mouldy canned meat, and ultimately siding to consume the contents of a liquid soap or women's skin lotion pump dispenser.

#### Mr. X

The silent driver of the two protagonists. He wears a black jacket of a thin, satin or silk like, suitlike material, wears black cargo pants, and a black balaclava on his face to conceal himself from the public. He is always silent, but seen with his teeth showing all the time, as his lips are always apart a little, if this is either to cope with the madness that happens in his van, often while he is driving, or simply because of the broken AC in the car, is unknown.

What is known is that he is impervious to the sheer barrage of madness he is exposed to in the confined spaces of the tour van, and even the smell of human excrement to which he is exposed to on at least one occasion. How he does this is unclear, it is very likely that Mister X has simply hardened over the years and potentially decades he had to endure the intense lunacy around himself. Another explanation could be that he simply chooses this lifestyle and occupation due to his own rejection of common people and their troubles and ambitions.

He is shown to be over-the-charts resistant to any of the Clowns antics that make others laugh or cry in horror, and is once seen being hit in the face by a giant inflateable dildo airbag, after bumping the tour van into a lightpole too hard, without himself flinching or even smirking the least bit.

What he is not resistant to although, is the music of the duo, on at least one occasion he can briefly be seen tapping his index finger on the steering wheel in the rhythm of the drums, if this is an anxious reflex, a sign of brain manipulation by the Clowns, brain damage from excess volume, drinking, or toxic foods, or just him responding positively to the music, is unknown.

#### Heavy Machinery Harry

Heavy Harry is a minor protagonist dragged into the music video for "Scheduled Diarrhea", unwillingly. Working on a construction site, he is tasked with overseeing the excavators working there, and he is the one interrupting the duo in their port-a-potty impromptu recording studio, after he tries to follow natures call to relieve himself on the toilet, investigating the strange noises coming from the nearby potty. He is seen opening the toilet door, and bursts into a shocked expression as he witnesses the Duo performing inside. After a quick cut, he can be witnessed awkwardly eating a sandwich with one hand, whilst sitting on the toilet inside the potty, with his pants down, and under severe stress due to the awkward situation, as the band refused to leave the premises beforehand. After he relieved himself, the Band can be seen shut into the used potty once again, and Harry is never seen again.