Transcripts/Spite Club

[06:20] <@Chris> -- START --

[06:20] <@Chris> Last time on Total Drama Island!

[06:20] <@Chris> Eighteen teens, one disgusting campsite, and a competition for a boatload of cash!

[06:20] <@Chris> After being separated into three teams, our cast of kooky campers competed in their first crazy challenge!

[06:20] <@Chris> In an epic relay race around camp, the Beavers kept a strong lead all throughout, and were the first team to the finish. The Gophers however just could not catch up, and were sent to our very first elimination ceremony.

[06:20] <@Chris> A rift between the Gopher girls caused temporary alliances to be formed, but in the end, it was the take-no-prisoners Jo that walked the dock.

[06:20] <@Chris> Who will be eliminated next? Can the Screaming Gophers work together and pull out a win? Find out tonight...on TOTAL! DRAMA!

[06:20] <@Chris> ISLAND!

[06:21] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS CABIN --

[06:21] <Scott> \*wakes up\* Ahh, the smell of old bed dust, so fulfilling.

[06:21] <Scott> (Conf) Yesterday the vote got a little jumbled. I gotta get the highest power on this team if it's the last thing I do!

[06:21] <Ennui> \*sits on the steps, alone\*

[06:21] <Topher> \*walks over to Ennui\* Hey there buddy, you feeling down or something?

[06:21] <Ennui> No.\*stares into nothingness\*

[06:21] <Topher> Uh...ok then. (conf) I really need to make some allies, but I can tell it WON'T be easy. :/

[06:21] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the girls' cabin\*

[06:22] <Taylor> Ugh, I am so glad I don't have to share a bunk with that weird gym rat anymore. :/

[06:22] <Taylor> You know what, Courtney? I think we should go us two to the end. Because everyone else? G-R-O-S-S.

[06:22] <Courtney> I suppose an alliance would be satisfactory.

[06:22] <Courtney> And getting to the end would go well on my Harvard application.

[06:22] <Taylor> My daddy can just buy me into Harvard, but cool I guess. \*walks over to Jo's bed\*

[06:22] <Taylor> \*throws Jo's old luggage out the window\* Won’t be needing that junk anymore.

[06:22] <Courtney> That is a HUGE financial waste! You should sell it or something.

[06:22] <Courtney> Then again, it's not like anyone would buy those sweatpants. \*disgusted look\*

[06:23] <@Chris> -- BASS CABIN --

[06:23] <Noah> Wow, great win. Go team. \*reading book\*

[06:23] <Lightning> It WAS a great win, cause the only "real" man was participating. Look at these rippling muscles! \*kisses biceps\*

[06:23] <Noah> Ugh, do you even have a brain behind that thick skull?

[06:23] <Alejandro> Noah, that is no way to treat your teammate. Lightning shut my mouth; he proved that he is an amazing athlete! \*offers Lightning a fist bump\*

[06:23] <Lightning> Oh...... \*gives him a fist bump\* Thanks.....

[06:23] <Alejandro> We are a team, and everyone supports each other here, you bring the brains and he brings the brawn.

[06:23] <Alejandro> And I bring the beauty of course! \*laughs\*

[06:24] <Noah> Whatever. \*walks off\*

[06:24] <Noah> (CONF) I lose brain cells every time I talk to these people. This is seriously not worth the effort.

[06:24] <Alejandro> (CONF) I honestly do not care for ANY of my teammates, they can all be very tiring to deal with. Except for Leshawna, that is. I feel that she can be of some use to me...for now. \*handsomely smirks\*

[06:24] <Bridgette> \*walks out of the cabins\*

[06:24] <Leshawna> \*wakes up\* Ugh...these beds are janked up! \*sees Bridgette leave\* Hey, Whe--

[06:24] <Izzy> \*pokes head in cabin\* Hey guys! I had a brilliant sleep! \*roars like a wolf\* Did you know my parents used to lull me to sleep with wolf sounds? And they used to put me upside down on the monkey bars?! Fun, right?!

[06:24] <Leshawna> Uh... \*runs after Bridgette\* Wait up girl!

[06:25] <Izzy> Hey! Hey! You can't just leave me! \*follows her\*

[06:25] <Izzy> (Conf) I slept in the confessional because there were like zero wolf howls in the cabin last night. So I came here and slept comfortably squashed! I’m double jointed so it’s easy! Plus, if I spring it on my team as a surprise it'll be all like "Boo!" so that’s what I’m gonna do. \*Crazy laugh\*

[06:25] <Bridgette> (CONF) I haven't really connected with anyone here yet...so I decided to take a walk by the...uh..."beach".

[06:25] <Bridgette> \*sits on the beach\*

[06:25] <Bridgette> \*sighs\*

[06:25] <Leshawna> \*walks up behind her\* Hey, Bridgette. :)

[06:25] <Bridgette> Oh, hey Leshawna.

[06:25] <Leshawna> \*sits next to her\* You know you ain’t gotta sit by yourself, right?

[06:25] <Bridgette> I know. I just haven't talked to anyone.

[06:25] <Leshawna> Well, you can talk to me.

[06:25] <Izzy> \*Pops out of nowhere\* And ME!

[06:25] <Leshawna> Ah! Uh...yeah, her too.

[06:26] <Bridgette> \*laughs\* Yeah.

[06:26] <Izzy> Like I’m sorry if I was weird in the cabin, it's just that I’m a really weird person! So duuuh!

[06:26] <Izzy> But we should totally try to be friends since we are gonna spend a lot of time together!

[06:26] <Bridgette> That's...pretty insightful of you.

[06:26] <Leshawna> Sounds good to me! \*grabs both of them into a squeeze hug\*

[06:26] <Bridgette> \*giggles\* (CONF) I’m so glad Leshawna talked to me today. Maybe I can start really feeling like a member of the team. :D

[06:26] <@Chris> -- BEAVERS CABIN --

[06:26] <Leonard> \*gets up and walks outside\*

[06:26] <Leonard> (CONF) In the day I've spent with my teammates, it appears that there is a disconnect between wizards and muggles. So I decided I would create a mind control elixir with Sugar to control my teammates.

[06:26] <Leonard> \*goes outside the cabin and meets up with Sugar\* Greetings!

[06:27] <Sugar> Howdy wizard!

[06:27] <Leonard> Now, do you have the materials for the elixir?

[06:27] <Sugar> Sure do! I got tha flowers just like you wanted! \*hands him the flowers\*

[06:27] <Leonard> Excellent! \*takes out bowl and places it in front of steps\*

[06:27] <Leonard> Alright then. \*dumps the flowers into the pot\*

[06:27] <Anne Maria> \*sprays hair while walking past Leonard, accidentally making him suffocate\*

[06:27] <Leonard> \*coughs violently\*

[06:27] <Kitty> \*walking with AM\* Your hair's so cool Anne Maria. How do yo-- \*is tapped on the shoulder by Duncan\*

[06:27] <Duncan> Hey, we need to talk.

[06:27] <Kitty> Sure, Dunc. \*walks off with him\*

[06:27] <Leonard> \*finishes choking\* Ahem...as I was saying...

[06:28] <Leonard> ELFIZOR, ELFIZOR! I MAKE A WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY CRAFT USING THE VESTIGE OF Y.E OLDE! AAAAH!

[06:28] <Sugar> Woohoo! Go, wizard boy!

[06:28] <Leonard> \*nothing happens\* Aw, shoot.

[06:28] <Sugar> Well what in tarnation happened!?

[06:28] <Leonard> \*grabs flowers and begins eating them\* This will have the same effect. I advise you do the same.

[06:28] <Sugar> \*eats the flowers\* They're a bit tasteless...

[06:28] <Leonard> The flowers will allow us to \*munch\* use spores to mind control them!

[06:28] <Leonard> We probably should have used garlic sauce. It wards off vampires.

[06:28] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Duncan, Geoff, and Kitty\*

[06:28] <Duncan> \*to Kitty and Geoff\* Ok, you guys kinda slowed us down last challenge.

[06:28] <Duncan> And you know what teams really hate? Dead weight.

[06:28] <Geoff> Dude, what are you talking about? O-o We rocked that challenge!

[06:29] <Kitty> Yeah, besides, even if we were slower, we still won.

[06:29] <Duncan> You think the others will think that when it's our turn on the chopping block? Look, I'll make you a deal, vote with me and I'll make sure you're not eliminated.

[06:29] <Duncan> \*hears AM's hairspray and Leonard choking again\* O\_O

[06:29] <Anne Maria> \*off-screen\* Whoops. Sorry, Beardy!

[06:29] <Duncan> \*regains composure\* So, do we have an agreement?

[06:29] <Geoff> I don’t know dude. That all sounds pretty heavy. \*scratches head\*

[06:29] <Kitty> Yeah...I need to think about it.

[06:29] <Duncan> Take your time, sweetcheeks.

[06:29] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the beach where a boxing arena is suspended in the water\*

[06:29] <Duncan> What you got in store for us today, old man?

[06:30] <@Chris> Welcome to your next challenge, campers!

[06:30] <@Chris> Today, each team will compete in several rounds of the WAWANAKWA WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!

[06:30] <@Chris> Or WWE for short.

[06:30] <Duncan> Creative.

[06:30] <Geoff> Sweet! I heard the match last night was CRAZYYYY!

[06:30] <Lightning> Lightning LOVES some wrestling. Can he tackle some of his teammates?

[06:30] <@Chris> Each round, we will pit all 3 teams against each other in a round of wrestling.

[06:30] <@Chris> One member of each team will put on these giant boxing gloves and battle each other in our suspended ring.

[06:30] <@Chris> Your goal? Shove the competition out of the ring and into the drink. Last person standing in each round wins a point for their team.

[06:31] <Duncan> \*cracks knuckles\* You all better hope you don't have to face me.

[06:31] <Anne Maria> Can I wrestle that Lightning guy? I love wrestling games. ;)

[06:31] <Lightning> Any day, baby. Lightning prefers private matches though. \*winks\*

[06:31] <Courtney> Get a room!

[06:31] <@Chris> Ahem. >.>

[06:31] <@Chris> As I was saying, first team to get three points wins the challenge. After which the bottom two teams will battle it out in a tie breaking match.

[06:31] <Topher> (conf) This isn't good...most people go for the face! :c

[06:31] <@Chris> Alright teams, choose a member to participate in round one!

[06:31] <Leonard> I WILL!

[06:31] <Alejandro> I will!

[06:31] <Courtney> Ennui! Go.

[06:31] <Ennui> No.

[06:31] <Courtney> Uh, YES.

[06:32] <Ennui> You go.

[06:32] <@Chris> And it seems Leonard, Al, and Courtney will be participating!

[06:32] <Courtney> WHAT?!

[06:32] <Lightning> \*at Al\* Shocked you want to ruin your perfectly "surgefied" face up. This'll be fun.

[06:32] <Alejandro> \*at Courtney\* ;)

[06:32] <Taylor> Uh, yeah, good luck Courtney. o.o

[06:32] <@Chris> -- ROUND 1: Leonard vs. Alejandro vs. Courtney --

[06:32] <@Chris> GO!

[06:32] <Alejandro> \*gracefully moves around\* Get ready to be taken down!

[06:32] <Bridgette> Let's go Alejandro!

[06:32] <Leshawna> Yeah Alehunkdro! Go get ‘em boy!

[06:32] <Courtney> I am NOT ready for this.

[06:33] <Courtney> It's only like, 8 in the morning!

[06:33] <Courtney> My CIT Training usually doesn't start until nine.

[06:33] <Leonard> \*smacks Alejandro\*

[06:33] <Leonard> Ah ha! I have my magical mitts on! It increases my strength by 5 points!

[06:33] <Duncan> \*Don't waste your time on spells birdbrain!!

[06:33] <Alejandro> \*screams\* My face! \*punches Leonard\*

[06:33] <Leonard> AH!

[06:33] <Alejandro> Don't worry my señorita! I would never hit a good looking lady like you!

[06:33] <Leonard> \*falls down and begins crying\*

[06:33] <Alejandro> \*punches Leonard again\* Get up!

[06:33] <Courtney> \*watches as the two boys fight\*

[06:33] <Leonard> \*continues to cry\* This hurts!

[06:33] <Alejandro> Fight like a man!

[06:33] <Courtney> I’ll just...sit here I guess? I mean, Alejandro's got him handled over there, right?

[06:33] <Duncan> \*wolf whistles at Courtney\* Lookin' good, sweetie!

[06:34] <Courtney> Don't patronize me! >.>

[06:34] <Duncan> \*shrugs\* She'll come around.

[06:34] <Duncan> (CONF) Courtney? Yeah, she's totally into me. \*leans back, loses control of his balance and slams his head on the confessional wall\* Ow!

[06:34] <Courtney> (CONF) I know I should be actually participating, but Leonard and Alejandro are way too freaky.

[06:34] <Leonard> \*gets back up\* I SUMMON THE POWER OF ELTHAZOR TO STRIKE THEE WITH THE POWER OF LIGHTNING!

[06:34] <Leonard> \*farts\*

[06:34] <Leonard> Whoops.

[06:34] <Courtney> Disgusting.

[06:34] <Alejandro> \*punches him\* YOU ARE DISGUSTING MI AMIGO!

[06:34] <Lightning> Don't involve Lightning in none of that geek stuff! Whoop him Spanish boy!

[06:34] <Anne Maria> Aw come on! Punch him already!

[06:34] <Leonard> \*runs away from Alejandro\* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME NENENENENENEEE!

[06:34] <Alejandro> \*pursues him\* GET OVER HERE!

[06:35] <Alejandro> \*punches the air\* WIZARD GUY! ERES INCOMPETENTE Y GALLINA!

[06:35] <Leonard> \*continues to run\* FITE ME IRL!

[06:35] <Leonard> \*turns and tackles Alejandro\*

[06:35] <Courtney> .\_.

[06:35] <Alejandro> Why you--! \*falls\* My precious back!

[06:35] <Leonard> \*gets up and struggles with him near the edge, shoving Alejandro off the platform\*

[06:35] <Alejandro> \*grabs a hold of Leonard and pulls him down with him\* Ahh!!

[06:35] <Leonard> \*falls off with Alejandro\*

[06:35] <@Chris> Courtney wins for her team!

[06:35] <@Chris> It is 1-0-0.

[06:35] <Courtney> \*stands there awkwardly\* Yay? (CONF) Well at least I’m not in danger. \*sighs in relief\*

[06:35] <Alejandro> \*spits\* Ugh... This is what I get for being gentle... \*mumbles to himself\*

[06:36] <Duncan> \*sniffs\* Nice going Gandolf.

[06:36] <@Chris> Next matchup?

[06:36] <Izzy> Oooh! Me! Me! Me!

[06:36] <Sugar> Me!

[06:36] <Courtney> Ennui is going next! No objections.

[06:36] <Courtney> Have fun! \*shoves Ennui\*

[06:36] <Ennui> \*groans\*

[06:36] <Taylor> Yeah just do it, Goth.

[06:36] <@Chris> Izzy, Sugar, and Ennui it is!

[06:36] <Ennui> Rude.

[06:36] <@Chris> -- ROUND 2: Izzy vs. Sugar vs. Ennui --

[06:36] <@Chris> \*blares airhorn\* GO!

[06:36] <Izzy> GET READY FO SOME IZZY!

[06:36] <Sugar> COME ON!

[06:36] <Leshawna> Go on crazy gurl!

[06:37] <Izzy> I smell weakness! \*Tackles Sugar\*

[06:37] <Sugar> BRING IT!

[06:37] <Ennui> ...

[06:37] <Ennui> \*stares\* Neat.

[06:37] <Sugar> \*attacks Izzy\* Y'all are going down!

[06:37] <Izzy> Hey! If you let me win I’ll get you some fried chicken! Double team and get gothy out?!

[06:37] <Sugar> I don't care what you say or do!

[06:37] <Sugar> I AM WINNING.

[06:37] <Ennui> \*jumps on Izzy's back\*

[06:37] <Ennui> \*punches her on her head\*

[06:37] <Ennui> \*deadpan\* Feel my wrath.

[06:37] <Izzy> Get off my back! \*Punches Ennui\*

[06:37] <Ennui> I will not.

[06:37] <Izzy> Oh yes you will! >.> \*tries to buck him off\*

[06:37] <Ennui> Make me. \*punches her\*

[06:37] <Sugar> Now’s mah chance! \*tackles both of them\*

[06:37] <Courtney> BREAK HIS ARM!

[06:37] <Courtney> O-Oops. I mean HER arm...

[06:38] <Alejandro> Go Izzy! Muestrales quien es la más fuerte!

[06:38] <Leshawna> \*stares\*

[06:38] <Alejandro> \*realizes he's speaking in Spanish\* Sorry sorry, got overexcited! \*smiles at Leshawna\* But I am getting more excited by your radiant beauty. \*winks at her\*

[06:38] <Leshawna> \*blushes\*

[06:38] <Ennui> \*dogpiles on Izzy with Sugar\*

[06:38] <Sugar> I'm doing this for the wizard!

[06:38] <Izzy> \*Scratches Sugar\*

[06:38] <Izzy> \*Roars\*

[06:38] <Sugar> My team will win in a heartbeat! \*kicks\*

[06:38] <Izzy> You are so dead! \*Hits Sugar\*

[06:38] <Sugar> IM GONNA--

[06:38] <Izzy> \*Shoves Sugar off the platform\*

[06:38] <Sugar> AH!!

[06:38] <Izzy> OFF! HA!

[06:38] <@Chris> Sugar is out!

[06:38] <Ennui> Uh...

[06:38] <Izzy> Now it's your turn! RAAH!! \*jumps on his head and pulls his hair\*

[06:38] <Ennui> \*stays motionless\* Ow.

[06:38] <Ennui> That hurts.

[06:38] <Ennui> \*picks Izzy off of his head and flings her out the ring\*

[06:39] <@Chris> And Ennui wins the point for his team!

[06:39] <Bridgette> \*sigh\*

[06:39] <Izzy> AAAH!! \*flies towards the cast\*

[06:39] <Alejandro> \*catches Izzy\* I’ve got you mi señorita.

[06:39] <@Chris> It is now 2-0-0! Gophers need 1 more point to win immunity!

[06:39] <Courtney> See? Now was that so hard?

[06:39] <Izzy> (Conf) I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

[06:39] <@Chris> Next matchup, go!

[06:39] <Bridgette> Uh, me I guess?

[06:39] <Taylor> So who's going now?

[06:39] <Courtney> Scott is going, obviously.

[06:39] <Scott> \*shrugs and goes into the ring\*

[06:39] <Duncan> \*grits his teeth in anger\* I'm up. I'll show you punks how it's done.

[06:39] <Duncan> \*cracks his knuckles and enters\*

[06:39] <@Chris> -- ROUND 3: Scott vs. Duncan vs. Bridgette --

[06:39] <@Chris> Fight!

[06:39] <Izzy> C'mon Bridgette! SMASH THEM UP!

[06:40] <Kitty> Go Duncan!

[06:40] <Duncan> \*snickers\* Me against you two? Too easy!

[06:40] <Scott> You two are getting creamed!

[06:40] <Bridgette> \*steps back\*

[06:40] <Duncan> \*socks Scott in the jaw\*

[06:40] <Scott> \*socks Duncan in the jaw\*

[06:40] <Duncan> \*roundhouse kicks Scott in the side\*

[06:40] <Ennui> \*with no emotion\* Scott. Scott. Win. Yay.

[06:40] <Bridgette> \*backs up and slips onto the floor\* Oof! Oh boy...

[06:40] <Alejandro> Go Bridgette! Let them fight! Don't get your face hurt... \*scratches his face\* Maldito Leonard...

[06:40] <Courtney> You two are fighting like BABIES.

[06:40] <Taylor> EAT HIM LIKE HE'S DIRT, SCOTT.

[06:40] <Duncan> \*punches Scott down to the floor\*

[06:40] <Scott> \*grabs Duncan's leg after hitting the ground and swings Duncan around\*

[06:40] <Duncan> \*screams\*

[06:40] <Bridgette> \*gets back up and watches the guys fight\*

[06:40] <Duncan> \*flies into Bridgette\*

[06:40] <Bridgette> \*screams\* Ow!

[06:40] <Duncan> Sorry miss. \*gets up and punches Scott again\*

[06:40] <Scott> \*bites Duncan like he's dirt\*

[06:40] <Duncan> \*trips Scott\*

[06:40] <Leshawna> Get in there, Bridgette! You can do it!

[06:41] <Leshawna> I believe in you!!

[06:41] <Izzy> GET HIS CROTCH!

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*looks back at Leshawna and breathes slowly\*

[06:41] <Duncan> \*headbutts Scott\* C'mon, this is too easy. \*snickers\*

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*runs up to Duncan\*

[06:41] <Bridgette> I am NOT giving up!!

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*punches him\*

[06:41] <Leshawna> AW YEAH GIRL!!

[06:41] <Duncan> \*pauses in shock and rubs cheek\* Ok, toots, you wanna play rough? \*evil smirk\*

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*gulps\* Uh-oh.

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*runs\*

[06:41] <Duncan> \*chases and grabs hold of her, struggling to push her over the edge\*

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*pushes back, keeping them locked together\*

[06:41] <Izzy> HOLD ON BRIDGETTE!

[06:41] <Leshawna> GET HIM!!

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*struggles and loses strength\* Unnhh...!

[06:41] <Duncan> \*over powers Bridgette and pushes her out of the ring\* HA!

[06:41] <Bridgette> \*falls off the edge and into the lake\* AH!!

[06:41] <@Chris> And in a heated struggle, Bridgette is out!

[06:41] <Izzy> (Conf) \*over-dramatically\* NOOO!!

[06:41] <Duncan> \*turns around menacingly\* Down to you Farm boy.

[06:41] <Scott> Eep! \*runs away\*

[06:42] <Duncan> Not on my watch! \*grabs Scott and throws him out the ring\*

[06:42] <@Chris> And Duncan wins the point for the Beavers!

[06:42] <@Chris> It is 2-0-1!

[06:42] <Duncan> \*holds up his fist and cheers\*

[06:42] <Bridgette> \*makes it to shore and goes back to her team and sighs\*

[06:42] <Leshawna> Hey, it's ok Bridge. You gave it your best shot.

[06:42] <Izzy> Yeah, you almost beat that mean scary guy!

[06:42] <Bridgette> \*smiles\* Thanks guys.

[06:42] <@Chris> Next round, choose!

[06:42] <Izzy> Leshawna! Go! Sit on them!

[06:42] <Leshawna> I heard that. \*cracks knuckles\* Looks like Shawna's gonna have to show you all how it's DONE!

[06:42] <@Chris> Leshawna for Bass, who else?

[06:42] <Anne Maria> I'm in! I’ve been waitin’ ta give someone a beatdown!

[06:42] <@Chris> Gophers?

[06:42] <Topher> Not it.

[06:42] <Courtney> Uh...good luck, Taylor.

[06:42] <Taylor> Excuse me?! O\_O

[06:42] <@Chris> -- ROUND 4: Taylor vs. Leshawna vs. Anne Maria --

[06:42] <Bridgette> C’mon, Leshawna!

[06:42] <Duncan> Give us a winning streak, Snooki!

[06:42] <@Chris> Let the catfight begin! GO!

[06:42] <Anne Maria> Now if anyone MESSES UP my pouffe, they getting a beat down!

[06:42] <Leshawna> Alright girls, y’all ready to face ALLLLL o’ this?!

[06:42] <Leshawna> \*charges at Anne\*

[06:42] <Anne Maria> \*dodges\*

[06:42] <Anne Maria> Ey yo wait! Let's go fo’ the weak link! \*points at Taylor\*

[06:43] <Taylor> \*gulps\*

[06:43] <Taylor> Um, I don't want to touch either of you, but you're going down...

[06:43] <Taylor> \*folds arms\*

[06:43] <Leshawna> Oh yeah, you right girl. Let's get daddy's girl over there!

[06:43] <Anne Maria> AW YEAH BABY! LET'S THROW DOWN!

[06:43] <Anne Maria> \*Pounces on Taylor\* Prepare ya twig!

[06:43] <Leshawna> \*tackles Taylor\*

[06:43] <Taylor> AAAA! \*tries to push them off\*

[06:43] <Alejandro> Go Leshawna!

[06:43] <Bridgette> Whoo-hoo!

[06:43] <Anne Maria> \*scratches at Taylor\*

[06:43] <Taylor> My hair! \*swings arms\*

[06:43] <Anne Maria> It's ugly anyway! Get a weave!

[06:43] <Leshawna> Is yo daddy gonna get you out now!?!

[06:43] <Leshawna> (conf) Usually I ain't that vicious, but honey, put me in a fight and all politeness goes out the window!

[06:43] <Taylor> Oh, no. No you DIDN'T! \*shoves Anne Maria off forcefully\*

[06:43] <Taylor> You're going down! \*swings at Leshawna\*

[06:43] <Leshawna> \*dodges\* Whoa! White girl got spunk!

[06:43] <Anne Maria> Ugh! \*Kicks Taylor in the face with her heels\*

[06:44] <Alejandro> ARRANCALE EL CABELLO!

[06:44] <Topher> Now, THIS is a catfight.

[06:44] <Taylor> AAHAH! \*is knocked over, but kicks Anne Maria in the shin with her boots\*

[06:44] <Anne Maria> Oh that is it! YOUR FAKE EXTENSIONS ARE LEAVING THE BUILDING!

[06:44] <Taylor> Ugh! Your fake tan is SO going to get smudged off!

[06:44] <Anne Maria> \*Gasps\* HOW DARE YOU!

[06:44] <Leshawna> \*growls and gets behind Taylor\*

[06:44] <Anne Maria> \*charges at Taylor\*

[06:44] <Taylor> \*moves to the side, causing AM to run into Leshawna\*

[06:44] <Anne Maria> \*shoves Leshawna out the ring\*

[06:44] <Leshawna> Whoa-- \*screams and falls into the water\*

[06:44] <Anne Maria> \*shocked\* Oops.

[06:44] <Taylor> \*runs at Anne Maria\*

[06:44] <Taylor> \*knocks her out of the ring\*

[06:44] <@Chris> Leshawna and Anne Maria are out! Taylor wins immunity for her team!

[06:44] <Alejandro> \*screams in Spanish\*

[06:44] <Lightning> \*growls\*

[06:44] <Bridgette> Dang it!

[06:45] <Leshawna> (CONF) Did that spoiled brat just trick Ms. Fake Tan into getting me out?!

[06:45] <@Chris> The Gophers will no longer be participating in this challenge!

[06:45] <@Chris> Beavers, Bass, pick your next fighter.

[06:45] <Lightning> Lightning’s in!

[06:45] <Leonard> I shall fight.

[06:45] <Kitty> But wait, didn't Leonard go already?

[06:45] <@Chris> No rules against a player going twice, so it's Bully vs. Nerd time!

[06:45] <Geoff> You sure about this, dude?

[06:45] <Leonard> Heck yeah!

[06:45] <Geoff> (conf) That dude is such a goner.

[06:45] <@Chris> -- ROUND 5: Leonard vs. Lightning --

[06:45] <@Chris> FIGHT!!

[06:45] <Lightning> \*punches Leonard\* COME ON!!

[06:45] <Leonard> Aaah!

[06:45] <Kitty> Go wizard boy!

[06:45] <Lightning> \*SHOVES LEONARD\* WEAK.

[06:45] <Leonard> \*falls down\* Ah!

[06:45] <Leonard> LARPing did not prepare me for this! I'm a mage!

[06:45] <Lightning> \*slaps Leonard\* COME ON!

[06:46] <Lightning> \*kicks Leonard\* You suck!

[06:46] <Izzy> THROW HIM OFF! THROW HIM OFF!

[06:46] <Lightning> Come on nerd boy! You gonna cry about it?

[06:46] <Leonard> \*gets up and runs away\*

[06:46] <Alejandro> \*screams\* He is being much too violent!

[06:46] <Lightning> SHA-BAM! \*knocks Leonard across the ring\*

[06:46] <Leonard> \*screams like a little girl\*

[06:46] <Leonard> STOP IT!

[06:46] <Leonard> \*punches Lightning\*

[06:46] <Lightning> \*charges at him\* COME ON THEM!!

[06:46] <Lightning> \*kicks Leonard\* Sha-Loser!

[06:46] <Leonard> Ow! \*gets a black eye\*

[06:46] <Lightning> \*slaps Leonard\* Is that it?!

[06:46] <Bridgette> This is brutal! \*horrified\*

[06:46] <Lightning> \*headbutts Leonard\* Wizards don’t exist!!

[06:46] <Lightning> \*shoves him out the ring\*

[06:46] <Leonard> \*falls into lake\*

[06:46] <@Chris> Bruuutal! Lightning wins for the Bass! It's 1-1, game point!

[06:46] <Topher> (CONF) Thank goodness I don't have to go anymore, THIS face does not need to be wrecked on the second episode.

[06:46] <Anne Maria> (conf) On the one hand, wizard boy is on my team and he's gotta get this. On the otha’ hand... GO LIGHTNING!!

[06:46] <Leshawna> (CONF) Now that was just WAY too harsh. It wasn't a fight, it was straight up ABUSE!

[06:46] <Lightning> WHO DA MAN? WHO DA MAN \*dances\*

[06:46] <@Chris> Bass, Beavers, choose one more person. Leonard and Lightning cannot fight.

[06:47] <Geoff> I'll do it.

[06:47] <Alejandro> I believe Izzy should go up.

[06:47] <Izzy> Me? No way.

[06:47] <Izzy> Oh I know! Bridgette should go! \*shoves Bridgette in\*

[06:47] <Bridgette> Uh...what?

[06:47] <Bridgette> (CONF) I feel so useless right now! I only just started talking to the girls and I got out FIRST in that boxing round. It’s time I stepped up.

[06:47] <Bridgette> Actually...yeah! Totally!

[06:47] <Lightning> What? She's way too soft!

[06:47] <Noah> Wow, fair fight much? O\_o

[06:47] <@Chris> Then it's Bridgette vs. Geoff!

[06:47] <Izzy> Whoo! Go Bridgette!

[06:47] <Alejandro> \*glares at Izzy\*

[06:47] <Geoff> Wait...I have to fight a girl?!

[06:47] <@Chris> -- ROUND 7: Bridgette vs. Geoff --

[06:47] <@Chris> FIGHT!!!!!

[06:47] <Geoff> Sup. \*tips hat\*

[06:47] <Bridgette> Hey... :/

[06:47] <Geoff> So... I have to fight you?

[06:47] <Bridgette> ...Yeah.

[06:48] <Geoff> \*lightly punches\*

[06:48] <Geoff> Uh, did that hurt?

[06:48] <Bridgette> No, I'm...fine.

[06:48] <Bridgette> \*lightly punches\*

[06:48] <Noah> Go Bridgette, or whoever's on our team...

[06:48] <Izzy> I have faith in you! Just start crying!

[06:48] <Geoff> \*scratches head\* Sorry I have to do this.

[06:48] <Bridgette> N-No problem, part of the challenge. \*blushes\*

[06:48] <Bridgette> \*hesitates and punches him softly in the face\* :(

[06:48] <Geoff> Ow.

[06:48] <Geoff> Aw, dudes! \*turns to team\* I can't do this! She's a girl!

[06:48] <Bridgette> Uh...

[06:48] <Geoff> Look dude just hit me again.

[06:48] <Bridgette> Ok..? \*punches Geoff lightly\*

[06:48] <Geoff> Whoa! \*fake backwards tumbles towards the edge and falls off the ring\*

[06:48] <Topher> (Conf) Geoff and Bridgette are obviously the classic TV couple. Cheesy, but great for ratings!

[06:48] <@Chris> Uh...ok. Bridgette wins immunity for her team!

[06:48] <Izzy> \*Blows a raspberry at Alejandro\* TOLD YOU SHE COULD DO IT!

[06:48] <Alejandro> Only because the party boy is a gentleman. >.>

[06:48] <Bridgette> YES!

[06:48] <Geoff> \*reaches shore\* Sorry guys, I just couldn't hit a girl. Code of conduct for parties.

[06:48] <Izzy> See, Bridgette! I knew you could do it!

[06:48] <Bridgette> \*hugs Izzy\*

[06:48] <Leshawna> \*hugs both Bridge and Izzy\* I knew you had it in you!

[06:48] <Noah> Good to know my efforts weren’t in vain. \*rolls eyes\*

[06:48] <Izzy> Yeah sure, Noah! Ooh, I wonder if I can pick you up! \*picks Noah up on her back\*

[06:48] <Noah> Whoa!

[06:48] <Izzy> Piggybacks! You do me after!

[06:48] <Bridgette> (CONF) \*exhales after a long breath\* I'm so relieved right now. I won the challenge for my team and I feel a lot better about myself. I don't know why I was so worried, but it’s good to know that I’m useful.

[06:48] <Alejandro> (CONF) Bridgette IS useful...for now. That irritating Izzy on the other hand is looking like the next lamb to the slaughter! If she crosses me again, mark my words, she will regret it.

[06:49] <@Chris> Welp, Rabid Beavers, looks like you'll all see me at elimination tonight.

[06:49] <@Chris> Better start packing, cause one of you is out of here!

[06:49] <@Chris> -- BEAVERS CABIN --

[06:49] <Geoff> Look, I'm really sorry, dudes. Hope you guys don't hold it against me...

[06:49] <Leonard> I understand. Muggles after all have trouble accomplishing simple tasks. \*eyeroll\*

[06:49] <Duncan> Yeah, no big deal, but I know how you can make it up to me. \*smirks\*

[06:49] <Geoff> Uh...sure dude, whatever it takes!

[06:49] <Leonard> I shall see how my maiden is doing. \*goes to the porch of the cabin to sit by Sugar\*

[06:49] <Sugar> Howdy, Leonard!

[06:49] <Leonard> Which of these hooligans will we be eliminating?

[06:49] <Leonard> After all, a wizard and his assistant need to make sure they're on the same page.

[06:49] <Sugar> Not sure. Kitty and Geoff are weak.

[06:49] <Leonard> Hm...both are applicable choices. We shall let the Dice of Fate decide our choice. \*Pulls out a pair of 30-sided dice and throws it on the ground\*

[06:49] <Sugar> Well whoever we choose, let's get that wannabe cheese puff to vote wit’ us.

[06:49] <Leonard> The maiden with the iron helmet? Excellent party member!

[06:49] <Anne Maria> \*mends Lightning's wounds\*

[06:49] <Lightning> Thanks toots. Now Lightning needs you to vote out that wimp loser I beat up.

[06:49] <Sugar> \*walks over to AM\* Hey thar metal head. Wanna vote wit’ us?

[06:49] <Anne Maria> \*is too busy ogling Lightning\* ...Yeah, sure whateva...

[06:49] <Sugar> \*confused look\*

[06:49] <Anne Maria> (conf) I dunno what that farm girl said, but ain't no way I’m doin’ anything she asked me. >:/

[06:50] <Kitty> \*walks over to Duncan near the mess hall\* Hey Duncan, remember that alliance thingy?

[06:50] <Duncan> Yeah, what about it?

[06:50] <Kitty> I was thinking about it for a while and I think we should totally do it.

[06:50] <Kitty> (conf) I really need to ally with someone, and Duncan's the only one who’s offered. So I might as well go along with what he says.

[06:50] <Duncan> Hmph, you're a little late, but sure why not? \*puts his arm around her and they walk off\* Here's what we'll do.

[06:50] <Duncan> (CONF) These people are so gullible. It’s almost too pathetic to mess with them...almost. \*chuckles\*

[06:50] <@Chris> -- BONFIRE CEREMONY --

[06:50] <@Chris> Welcome to your first Bonfire Ceremony. I have five marshmallows here tonight. If I call your name, come up and get one.

[06:50] <@Chris> If you do not receive a marshmallow, you must immediately walk down the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers. That means you’re out of the game... FOREVER.

[06:50] <@Chris> First marshmallow goes to...

[06:50] <@Chris> Duncan!

[06:50] <Duncan> \*smirks and gets his marshmallow\*

[06:50] <@Chris> Anne Maria.

[06:51] <Anne Maria> Aw yeah, baby! \*eats marshmallow\*

[06:51] <@Chris> Shockingly... the next marshmallow is for...

[06:51] <@Chris> Leonard.

[06:51] <Leonard> \*screams\* YES!!

[06:51] <Leonard> I mean, I expected this. \*coughs awkwardly and grabs marshmallow\*

[06:51] <@Chris> Geoff, Kitty, Sugar, each of you received votes tonight.

[06:51] <Sugar> \*gasps\*

[06:51] <Duncan> (CONF) I may be a convict, but I do keep my promises. Well, most of them.

[06:51] <@Chris> The person safe with one vote...

[06:51] <@Chris> Sugar! \*throws it to her\*

[06:51] <Sugar> Yes! \*eats it\*

[06:51] <@Chris> Kitty, Geoff, this is the final marshmallow of the evening...

[06:51] <Kitty> \*gulps\*

[06:51] <Geoff> \*starts rubbing his chin\*

[06:51] <@Chris> And it goes to.......

[06:52] <@Chris> \*throws marshmallow\*

[06:52] <@Chris> Geoff!

[06:52] <Kitty> \*gasps\*

[06:52] <Duncan> \*shrugs\* Sorry, princess.

[06:52] <@Chris> Kitty, it’s time for you to go.

[06:52] <@Chris> Any final words?

[06:52] <Kitty> \*sighs\* Well, it’s been fun guys! Sucks I couldn’t help you out more. \*stands up\*

[06:52] <Kitty> Also Duncan totally just lied to me but whatever. \*takes a pic of the team\*

[06:52] <Kitty> Bye guys! \*grabs Chris and takes a selfie with him\*

[06:52] <@Chris> G’ah!

[06:52] <Duncan> Au revoir.

[06:52] <Kitty> \*runs down the dock\*

[06:52] <@Chris> \*rubs eyes\* Well with that, ugh, we’re down to sixteen.

[06:52] <@Chris> Tune in next time to see all the crazy drama, right here on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!

[06:52] <@Chris> -- END --