Dumb Ways to Shop

**Dumb Ways To Shop** is a CEH parody that features 12-13 of the beans from the original DWTD song.

## Mini Games

1. **Fired Up** (Numpty) - The dragon is chasing after Numpty! The player has to tap the screen as fast as they can so that he can outrun the dragon. If the player wins, the dragon crashes into a store, while Numpty sighs in relief. If the player loses, he bursts in flames, resulting in failure.
2. **Gas n' Pop** (Hapless )- Hapless has to fill up at a gas station! There are three gas pumps, two with soda pop and one with gas. The player must tap the gas pump that has gas. Winning results Hapless driving off happily. Failing results in soda bubbles coming out of Hapless' car, while he looks in surprise. Not choosing any gas pump will result in failure as well.
3. **Cheesy Price** (Pillock) - Pillock is about to put on a stinky cheese sweater! In this minigame, the player has to keep Pillock's body away from the sweater. If the player makes Pillock resist putting on the stinky cheese sweater, he will find a cotton sweater for a cheaper price. If Pillock's body gets touched by the stinky cheese sweater, he will talk to some beans, who run off screaming from the smell of the sweater, resulting in failure.
4. **Windy Day** (Dippy) - Dippy is wearing a really short skirt, but she's going outside while there's wind! Tap the screen so that Dippy can jump over the gusts of wind. If the player wins, Dippy sees a mirror and poses near it. If a gust of wind touches Dippy, her skirt will go up, and she gets embarrassed.
5. **Car Confusion** (Lax) - Lax has lost his car in the parking lot! You must drag the keys to their respective cars. (each key is the same color as their car) If the player wins, Lax drives off in his car. If the player loses, Lax scratches his head in confusion, while he presses his car keys.
6. **Kid-napped** (Doofus Jr.) - Doofus Jr. has been left in the kiddie spot! Drag the shoppers that are running towards the baby away from him. Winning results in Doofus Jr. finding his father, which is the original Doofus, and they hug each other. Failure results in Doofus Jr. looking nervous while being glared at by several shoppers.
7. **Balloon Bonanza** (Stupe) - Stupe is going to buy a balloon, but he is about to choose the huge one! Do not touch the huge balloon. If you touch the screen, Stupe buys the huge balloon and floats away. If you do nothing, Stupe buys some regular balloons.
8. **Fashion Fright** (Dummkopf) - Dummkopf has took too many clothes and is being chased by the cops! There are three changing room doors, two with cops and one with an innocent Panda. The player must tap the door that has the panda. The cops and the panda pop up for a second and then vanish, so choose carefully. Winning results in the Panda coming in. Failing results in the cops coming in. Not choosing any door will result in failure as well.
9. **Hunting Season** (Botch) - Botch has worn a reindeer costume during hunting season! Stop the blood by holding a finger over every hole and leaving it there until time runs out. As soon as a new hole pops up, place a finger on it. If the player wins, Rudolph will show up and fall in love with him. If the player misses a hole, Botch will get shot and die, like in the video, resulting in failure.
10. **Chicken Smell** (Doofus) - Doofus is surrounded by chickens! Tap the chickens to make them go away from Doofus. There can be as little as 2 and as many as 6 upon the game getting faster. If all the chickens are gone before the time runs out, Doofus will sigh in relief. Otherwise, the chickens will explode into chicken-flavored socks, and Doofus puts them on and smells them, like in the video, resulting in failure.
11. **Toxic Shopping Spree** (Bungle, Calamity, and Dimwit) - These three beans are going to buy bags from Forever 21, Wet Seal, and Charlotte Russe! The player must touch the screen at the right time so that the three beans will get normal bags. Otherwise, the player chooses the lead-tainted bags and the three beans will fall over from lead poisoning (just like in the music video), resulting in failure.

## Trivia

* Some of the characters have different designs:
	+ Hapless is lime green.
	+ Dippy is now a female.
	+ Doofus is a baby and is circle-shaped. But the original Doofus remains.
	+ Stupe has no hat.
	+ Dummkopf is purple.
	+ Dimwit has no ears.

## Music Video

Prior to the game's release, a music video came out on December 19, 2013.

### Lyrics

***Verse 1***

* Buy a pet from a discount shop,
* Fill up on gas mixed with soda pop.
* Buy a sweater made of stinky cheese,
* Or a really short skirt when there's a wicked breeze.

***Chorus***

* Dumb ways to shop,
* So many dumb ways to shop.
* Dumb ways to sho-o-op,
* So many dumb ways to shop.

***Verse 2***

* Lose your car in the parking lot,
* Leave your baby in the kiddie spot.
* Get a huge helium balloon,
* Or take way too many clothes into the changing room!

***Chorus***

* Dumb ways to shop,
* So many dumb ways to shop.
* Dumb ways to sho-o-o-op \*Long pause\*
* So many dumb ways to shop.

***Bridge***

* Buy a reindeer costume in hunting season...
* Chicken-flavored socks for no good reason...
* Buy a purse or handbag from one of these stores:
* Forever 21, Wet Seal, and Charlotte Russe!
* They sell their bags for cheap, but some contain LEAD!
* A poison that can hurt you and can mess up your head...

***Final Chorus***

* Dumbest ways to shop, (Hapless: So dumb, suckers!)
* Dumbest ways to shop, (Hapless: Oh yes, they are!)
* Dumbest ways to sho-o-o-op (Hapless: You should know that they're toxic!) \*Long pause\*
* So many dumb, so many dumb ways to shop.

### Moral

* Don't buy toxic purses - a message from the Center for Environmental Health.