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Dr. Varmus Gremp

**Dr. Varmus Gremp** was a Cloud Giant living in a Cloud Castle. This is not a Beatles song, it's real life! He was responsible for the creation and spread of The Gremp, that bastard. He at some point killed the swordmaster of one Braenth of Barovia. The swordsmaster's soul then inhabited one of his blades, which Braenth was made to carry with him, and the two seeked to hunt down and slay the bad doctor.

The Tower of Grey travelled to his home (along with Braenth) in the clouds and fought him, wounding him enough for Rowan Grey to trap him in a Bone Card. Pretty badass, if I do say so myself. And I do. Anyway, the card was then given over to Braenth of Barovia, where his fate remains unknown. Probably not great. Not a great fate. Hehe.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 348 - Dr. Varmus Gremp's Monster
Episode 110 - TV Family Fantasy Draft

DJ
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* 5. Dad - Phil Dunphy, from *Modern Family*
* 4. Brother - Eric Matthews, from *Boy Meets World*
* 3. Sister - Lisa Simpson, from *The Simpsons*
* 2. Mother - Linda Belcher , from *Bob's Burgers*
* 1. Flex (Nephew) - Will Smith, from *The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air*

## Dooley

* 5. ~~Dad~~ Flex (Butler) - Steve Urkel, from *Family Matters*
* 4. Dad - Sawyer, from *Lost*
* 3. ~~Mom - Scully, from *The X-Files*~~ ~~Other Dad - Mulder, from *The X-Files*~~ Mom - Scully, from *The X-Files*
* 2. Brother - Kramer, from *Seinfeld*
* 1. Sister - Cersei Lannister, from *Game of Thrones*

## Matt

* 5. Dad - Tim "The Tool-man" Taylor, from *Home Improvement*
* 4. Mom - Roseanne, from *Roseanne*
* 3. Brother - Cody, from *Step by Step*
* 2. Sister - Alex Mack, from *The Secret World of Alex Mack*
* 1. Flex (Alien) - Gordon Shumway (ALF), from *ALF*

## Fro

* 5. Dad - ElliotStabler, from *Law & rder: SVU*
* 4. Flex (Bodyguard) - Brock Samson, from *The Venture Bros.*
* 3. Brother - Gene Belcher, from *Bob's Burgers*
* 2. Mom - Lucille Bluth, from *Arrested Development*
* 1. Sister - Alex Dunphy, from *Modern Family*
Corey Blue

**Corey Blue** was a member of the the Ordinatio Theonitus. He, along with his menteé Kyle Oakenbacher, was sent to Rimeford to bring in Selene von Esper, either dead or alive. Upon arriving in town, however, Selene and her friends ambushed Kyle and Corey with an army of giant insects. In the confusion, Kyle and Corey dissapeared into the tunnels beneath the city. Later, Corey's body was discovered later, having been killed by Kyle (secretly a member of the magical resistance).

## **Episodes**

* Ant Trap (2x20)
* The... Rescue? (2x21)
* Dark and Sticky (2x22) - *Dead Body*
* An Explosive Rescue (2x23) - *Dead Body*
* Metal Kyle (2x24) - *Dead Body*
* GeeklyCon 2022 Live Show (2x25) - *Dead Body*
Episode 11 - An Intense Headache

Maybe a few poor decisions were made this week. Who is to say? Do we have any regrets? Sure we do. Would we like to go back in time? Yes, most definitely. Your adventurers may be a little worse for wear but are bound together in a race to save their lives.

## **Story**

Lord Milnor causes Junpei Iori's brain to explode. Geodude revives Junpei incurring 10,000 gp of debt. Geodude also loots the holdfast to clear our Junpei's previous debts. For another 1,000 gp of debt, Geodude tells the group that they must find the cleric Fennekin in Caer to get their devices removed.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn
* Steven Strom - Junpei Iori

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Backburner] - Find out who the players are
* [NEW][Active] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [NEW][Active] - Find Fennekin in Caer
* [NEW][Optional] - Find a way to pay back Geodude
Drunkeros

Greetings Adventurers takes place in the setting of **Drunkeros**. Originally intended to be a world of strife and gritty realism, it was later changed to suit the fantastical and more silly tastes of the players. Many of the locations and distances have been argued about during the podcast, but close approximations are good enough to get a feeling of what the realm is like. As the story progresses and new locations are discovered, this wiki page will (hopefully) be updated!

## **West Continent**

The opening location of the Greetings Adventurers podcast and home to the most advanced settlements. The climate is mainly temperate, with several dense forests and hilly regions scattered throughout. Ventures through the countryside are generally unimpeded other than occasional spider ambushes, local ruffians, and in rare instances a Dreadwing Behemoth sighting.

* Shadowspar Keep
* New Newfoundland Land
* Mastwick
* Pelor's Hope
* Landerwiess

## **East Continent**

Other than the bustling city of Caer, most of the eastern continent is far less hospitable than the western regions of Drunkeros. Many of the caves and forests of the Eastern Continent are inhabited by vicious monstrosities: including Trolls, Hydras, Dragons, Glow Clouds, Giant Snails, and Beleiber Sirens. The northwest of Drunkeros is a cold, dreary place. It has fewer cities, that feel more small town-ish. Skaldvar is one of the largest cities there, where all the rivers meet.

* Caer
* The Ruins of House Vidalis
* The Crypt of Sinu the Red
* Swamps of Ichtaka
* Medwyn
* Fairmire
* Evening Shire
* The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan
* Deephome
* Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes
* Goatsburg
* Skaldvar

## **The Sea**

* Stockley
* Bowbreaker Bay
* The Lost Island
* Drunkeros Madagascar

## **Free Cities**

* Arkensaw
* Keshai
* Canada
* Sandusky

## **Other**

* White Spire
* Yangahr - Note: Yangahr is described as being in the "far East" on several occasions. To keep the map from being exceptionally large, the Storm Sea may have been truncated to make it more manageable. When in doubt, just remember that however long it takes to get to Yangahr is however long it would take for the Podcast time to match real world time.
Episode 104 - Things We Never Got for Christmas

## Dooley

* 5. "Spawn Alley" playset
* 4. Creepy Crawlers
* 3. *Mortal Kombat 2*
* 2. Talking Electronic Magic Works
* 1. Power Rangers Mega Zord

## Matt

* 5. Roller-blades with grind plates on them
* 4. Crossfire
* 3. Nickelodeon Moon Shoes
* 2. A paintball gun
* 1. An Ultimate Warrior Wrestling Buddy

## Fro

* 5. A cheeseburger for Christmas
* 4. A rotary phone
* 3. A trombone
* 2. Hasbro WWF Ring
* 1. My real father

## BWK

* 5. A clown costume
* 4. Slip'N Slide's Crocodile Mile
* 3. Nickelodeon Moon Shoes
* 2. An arcade cabinet
* 1. The Clapper
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: 'Twas the Night Before Creepmas

## Reading Stats

Title: 'Twas the Night Before Creepmas

Retelling of: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Air Date: 12/24/15

Length: 00:08

Read by: Cast of Cthulhu & Friends

## From the Website

WOAH! Merry Christmas, Creepers! Enjoy our creeptastic retelling of the classic ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. Everyone have a bitchin’ holiday season!

Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

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## Story Synopsis

*Please include a synopsis*

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Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 4

After the reception, the three went back to Thad's room and decided to all stay in one room due to their distrust, especially Vera's, of their hosts. They discussed the source of the drugs and the question of where the children are. Are the two connected? Perhaps the drugs are ground up children. . . Then they were attacked that night by three of the orangest dudes they've seen. Thad hit one with the washing basin, knocking him unconscious, Molly shot out a guy's kneecaps, and Vera tackled the last for questioning. They discovered that these were miners who were forced to work for the Mayor who has their children. The episode ends with guards running into the room because they heard the gunshot. The guards discovered the tampered cameras and fixed them, also cleaning up the blood.
The story continues in the next episode.
"Sometimes you just got to shoot someone's knees out." - Sarah Tompkins
Episode 123 - Neighboors

## Jeff

* 5. Clarissa Darling
* 4. Kyle Mooney
* 3. Marc Maron
* 2. Andy Richter
* 1. Mr. Feeny

## Donny

* 5. Anderson Cooper
* 4. Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
* 3. The Doctor, from *Doctor Who*
* 2. Joss Whedon
* 1. George R. R. Martin

## Matt

* 5. Mister Dink
* 4. Willy Wonka
* 3. The Taylor's from *Home Improvement*
* 2. A 7-11
* 1. Walt Disney

## Fro

* 5. Ted DiBiase, the Million Dollar Man
* 4. Cruella de Vil
* 3. Mister Bean
* 2. Rob Dyrdeck
* 1. Jason Voorhees

DJ
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* 5. Jay Sherman
* 4. The Muppets
* 3. Dooley
* 2. 1986 Ric Flair
* 1. Mr. Feeny
Community Q&A

It’s an off-week for us, but thanks to our awesome listeners we’re providing the first of a dozen bonus episodes for the year. This show features all the SAYER writers answering questions posed by the community. It’s hefty, but probably just the thing to come back and nibble at during future off-weeks.
Episode 11 - The Eleventh Hour

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 11

Title: The Eleventh Hour

Air Date: 11/07/2013

Length: 01:14

Swear Jar Count: 38. Josh had a 35% chance of death on critical failures.

Next Episode: Episode 12 - Empire State of Mind

Previous Episode: Episode 10 - Crazy Train

## From the Website

The gang's train ride turns violent, surprising no one.

## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu & Friends...

The investigators discover the nightguants are still attacking the train. Upon putting a latern in the bronze box, they were able to deduce that there must still be lanterns on the train beucase the nightguants did not stop attacking. On a search, they find a lantern buried in a bottom crate. The younger brother of the proprietor of the circus comes in. He sees the body on the table and freaks out by shooting at Jack. They group shoots him in the shoulder. Before he faints, they find out that he knows of the lanters. Shortly after, a giant man walks in with two lanters tied to the end of a rope. The nightgaunts fly into the room and attack. They manage to recover the lanterns and place them safely inside the bronze box. After which, the remaining nightguats stop attacking and leave. After the younger brother recovers, he wakes up and sets the train down on a mountain. Departing the train they realize it is no longer summer, but fall. They are over the edge of the mountain overlooking what they guess is New York City, but they don't know when. They rest to recover from their injuries.

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Episode 115 - Adventures in Boat Sitting

Having bested those strange rooms that Riekert Svenson set up the gang prepares themselves for a nice night. They have earned a nice feather bed and maybe a fine meal. But, can they really trust this zany necromancer? These situations these people get into are just so bonkers. I am sure everything will work out.

## **Story**

This episode is recorded from PAX- featuring everyone but Bachmann, who is in time out in a dog/sex cage.

The necromancer, Riekert, welcomes the group into his room. They argue about where Thom is for ten minutes. Riekert wants to go to sleep so he invites them to stay and have a meal. He says his bladder wakes him up at 4:30 AM, so they can regroup then.

Aludra's nature check tells them that Thom is asleep in the guest rooms. Like really asleep. Like maybe he's been drugged.

Harper, Aludra and Jaela decide to sleep in the same room. Aludra has first watch, and as Jaela is about to lie down she feels a familiar tugging sensation behind her navel. She grabs the hands of Aludra and Harper (who's already asleep), and the three get pulled into one of Jaela's memories.

They're back in time again, in the minds of Temerity, Telir and Rhavar seconds after Steve Meloncamp entered the portal. There are still demons breaking down the door, and the three must decide whether to fight them or find some other way to escape the hull of the boat where they are trapped.

A giant insect like demon bursts through the door. The group attacks, Telir then Rhavar then Temerity. Temerity causes 42 necrotic damage on her first turn. Rhavar takes 56 damage and his HP are permanently lowered by 24. Another round of attacks and Temerity casts her Shatter spell and kills the dang thing. It's insides explode and cover the group in blood and guts...

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper / Telir
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane / Temerity Barakas
* Nika Howard - Jaela / Rhavar

### **Locations**

* Riekert Svenson's Mansion
* The Chum Guzzler

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [NEW][Active] - Survive the demon onslaught

### **Quotes**

**"I remember my training, when I had to sit outside during a rainstorm for three weeks, and I did it."** ~ *Tim Lanning*
David Allen Conan

**David Allen Conan** was a random merchant from Venduria, who was dressed in an outrageous way. He wore a large floppy hat, and the most interesting beard you've ever seen. Also, long spangly robes, hands of a Rakshasa, and spiral eyes that went in different directions. And dressed in paisley. He was friends with Benice Murphy.
Episode 111 - Cereal Box Toys

## Fro

* 5. Disney Animation Cartoon Little Figures
* 4. The light-up Lightsaber spoon, from Fruit Loops
* 3. A Garfield bike reflector
* 2. A Ghostbusters record, from the *Ghostbusters 2* cereal
* 1. The color-changing spoon, from Trix

## BWK

* 5. A little pamphlet sized book of scripture, from Corpus Krisps
* 4. Authentic dinosaur bones, from Chef Boyardee presents Dinos
* 3. Sample sizes of books, from Honey Bunches of Quotes
* 2. Live bait, from Bait 'n Breakfast
* 1. Lysol Disinfectant Wipes, from some weird Mom cereal

## Matt

* 5. Cork people, from Wino-s
* 4. Mini George Foreman Grills, from Burger Bites
* 3. George Foreman, from Burger Bites
* 2. Evidence, from Hawaian Five-Os
* 1. Authentic dinosaur bones, from Chef Boyardee presents Dinos
DnD Podcast:How to edit a page

Would you like to edit the wiki? We would like that very much as well, but we need to give you editing access before that can happen. Here is what you need to do:

* **Step 1** - Create an account.
* **Step 2** - Email stephanieokingston at gmail dot com and tell her that you would like to edit the wiki and what your username is.
* **Step 3** - There is no step 3, you are already done, silly.
Episode 106 - The Further Trials of Good People

Hi! Quick warning before you start this episode – since it had been a little bit over an hour and half since we started recording, our sobriety was in shambles. It was still a fun episode (from what I remember) but this shouldn't be your first episode, or maybe even your eighth. Hope you like it!

Happy Holidays from all of us here in the Drunks and Dragons Eldritch Basement.

## **Story**

Look, making a summary for this episode would be pretty much impossible. It was a goddamn mess. Basically the inhabitants of Drunkeros Madagascar need more Silverweed Oil, because they don't understand rationing or hotboxing. So the gang does a couple random quests around town to get more. Trust me, that's all you need to know.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the Demonomicon
		- [On-hold] - Find Avery T'léas in Fairmire
* [Active] - Resupply at Drunkeros Madagascar
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters: Monster One-Shot Part 2

Epilogue* Theric Bugbarian the Bug Bear Barbarian rises through the ranks of the slaves to number three with 26 slaves beneath him, so he gets to boss all the other slaves at slave school.
* Lady Nym takes over her asshole sister's town with the power she's gained from The Ring.
* Robochocula immediately transforms into a fighter jet a flies away to his home planet.
* Zix the goblin is exiled from the Underdark due to the drows' discovery: the bird skull that this cleric uses was from the head drow's pet raven that Zix found flying around and then decapitated.
* Tak-tha the Thri-kreen, since he only held the door open and didn't help Lady Nym in her final battle, is demoted in the slave ranks and must serve Theric, opening every door for him.
Drunks and Dragons Special - The Live Show Q&A

Hello beautiful people! This week we have for you the live Q&A we did right after we recorded episode 81. It was a fun time, and we wanted to share it with you. The audio is a little rough, and we did what we could to fix it, but we still wanted to apologize up front.

* Air Date: July 01, 2014
* Duration: 25:21
* Previous Episode: Episode 81 - The Live Show
* Next Episode: Episode 82 - Pelor's Hope

## **Cast**

* Michael DiMauro
* Tim Lanning
* Jennifer Cheek
* Mike Bachmann
* Nika Howard

## **Trivia**

* The live show was recorded in Joliet, Illinois
* There was a lot of information on upcoming story events in a Google Doc that Michael sent to Mike Bachmann way back in Episode 24 - Maps and Mystery
* Bachmann is a huge fan of the show *Arrow*
* Michael thought that the cast would have a harder time pledging themselves to a new god, Erathis, than they ended up having
* The Angel of Death thought that killing Tum "Darkblade" Thumble would hurt the party the most
* Bachmann would want to play Rolen Twentais full time if Thom Vidalis ever dies
Cooper

Ätlän-tã Fælcons

**Cooper** was a former slave aboard the then un-named Chum Guzzler. He was set free by the equally un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons, and took up as crew aboard the ship. During Episode 28 - Spooky, Crazy Mystery Hour, Flinn and Cooper gave in to their deepest desires and started making out. Their love was the kind that does speak it's name, loudly and repeatedly, in the common areas of the ship.

## **Episode**

...

* Episode 28 - Spooky, Crazy Mystery Hour
* Episode 157 - Storm's A-Brewin'
* Episode 163 - Welcome to Deephome
* Episode 247 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 1
* Episode 248 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 2
Episode 121 - BOATS

## Matt

* 5. Nightboat
* 4. The Orca
* 3. The Black Freighter
* 2. Tug Boat, the wrestler
* 1. The Going Merry from *One Piece*

## Fro

* 5. The Windy Dubois SR52 Blackbird
* 4. Sushi boats
* 3. The sailboat/schooner from *Mall Rats*
* 2. Thunder from *Thunder in Paradise*
* 1. The Thousand Sunny from *One Piece*

## BWK

* 5. Sailboats
* 4. Jet Skis
* 3. The speedboat from *Speed 2: Cruise Control*
* 2. The idea of a Ghost Ships
* 1. Yachts
Episode 103 - Holiday Movie Scenes

DJ
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* 5. Bob Cratchet and Tiny Tim singing in the street - *Muppet Christmas Carol*
* 4. Ernest destroys Verne's house - *Ernest Saves Christmas*
* 3. The sledding scene - *National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation*
* 2. The "What's This" song - *The Nightmare Before Christmas*
* 1. The "Baby, It's Cold Outside" scene - *Elf*

## Dooley

* 5. Ernest trying to fly Santa's sleigh - *Ernest Saves Christmas*
* 4. "Garbage Day" scene - *Silent Night, Deadly Night 2*
* 3. The "Put that cookie down!" scene *Jingle All the Way*
* 2. The Mogwai transformation scene - *Gremlins*
* 1. Daniel Stern getting electrocuted - *Home Alone 2*

## Matt

* 5. "Garbage Day" scene - *Silent Night, Deadly Night 2*
* 4. The Molly Shannon scene - *The Santa Clause 2*
* 3. The ice patch in front of the door - *Muppet Family Christmas*
* 2. The Andrew Lincoln poster scene - *Love, Actually*
* 1. The Red Triangle Circus Gang scene - *Batman Returns*

## Fro

* 5. The mail bomb scene - *Jingle All the Way*
* 4. The "Technical Foul" song - *8 Crazy Nights*
* 3. The Dan Aykroyd Drunk Santa scene - *Trading Places*
* 2. The first time he is Santa - *Bad Santa*
* 1. The dinner scene - *National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation*

## BWK

* 5. Bob Cratchet and Tiny Tim singing in the street - *Muppet Christmas Carol*
* 4. The "What's This" song - *The Nightmare Before Christmas*
* 3. Daniel Stern getting electrocuted - *Home Alone 2*
* 2. The Christmas caroling Gremlins - *Gremlins*
* 1. The Ghost of Christmas Present scene - *Scrooged*
Episode 108 - As Seen on TV products

## Matt

* 5. The Eggies
* 4. The Booty Pop
* 3. The Chillow
* 2. The Long Reach Comfort Wipe
* 1. The Mighty Putty

## Fro

* 5. The Perfect Polly
* 4. The Better Marriage Blanket
* 3. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead.
* 2. The WaxVac
* 1. The Rollie

DJ
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* 5. The Hostess Mini Cupcake Maker Electric Baker
* 4. The Twin Draft Guard
* 3. The Leather Magic Leather Repair Kit
* 2. The Magic Bullet
* 1. The Ronco Oven

## Dooley

* 5. The Pasta Boat
* 4. The Space Bag
* 3. The Shamwow
* 2. The Ginsu 2000
* 1. The Snuggie
Darkblade Academy

**In the Darkblade Academy series, patrons of Greetings Adventurers play a canonical 5E game set in Mastwick. The game follows the adventures of a group of young Darkblades in a post-Demonpocalypse world.**

* Geekly Random Encounters: Darkblades Episode 2
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 3
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 4
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 5
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 6
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 7
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 8
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 9
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 10
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 11
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 12
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 13
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 14
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 15
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 16
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 17
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 18
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 19
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 20
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 21
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 22
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 23
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 24

Characters* Nika Howard-Tumasina
* Matthew Morris-Dragonclaw Wyverndrake
* Sam Brady-Rhaegar
* Philip Canada-Xantolin
* Fred Greenleaf-Wulfgar Kneesmasher
* Tim LanningThoregg Ironfist

NPCs* Muridae
* Footpad Calor
Elysium

**Elysium** was a plane of existence that was ruled over by Pelor. The Tower of Grey travelled here in their search for Prince Thom Harper, guided by Melora, and The Orb.

## **Recent Events**

While searching for Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain's brother Lannie, The Tower of Grey met Skud Derringer in the Monastery of Uthgar, where he gave them The Orb as thanks for slaying his undead former master1. After investigating the orb, the party determines that it shows key locations in various planes. After searching for Prince Thom Harper in The Feywild, and freeing the Queen of Spring Melora, she told them that Prince Thom could be found in Elysium, prompting them to go there2.

Upon their arrival at The Last Respite, the party found the city under attack, and were invited into the city by a creature leading the counter atop the walls, who had the head of a bear3

## **Notable Occupants**

* Pelor
* King Titus Harper
* Prince Thom Harper - *(not dead, merely visiting)*

## **Trivia**

* The Orb also showed another area in Elysium: rolling hills and a flowing, beautiful stream. It is currently unknown what the significance of this location is.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 277 - Welcome to Elysium
* Episode 278 - Heaven Can Wait
* Episode 279 - A Complicated Heaven
* Episode 280 - Dragon Siege
* Episode 281 - Where in the Realms is Pelor?!?
* Episode 282 - A Tavern at the End of Heaven
* Episode 283 - Once More Into the Bone Cage
* Episode 284 - Goodbye, My Son
Dipper

**Dipper** was a travelling guide in the city of Jörldin. He met with The Tower of Grey when they travelled to The Elemental Plane of Earth to defeat the Man of Sorrow in a game of Bones.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 372 - Welcome to the Elemental Plane of Earth
* Episode 373 - Brain Brine Juice
* Episode 376 - Welcome to the Night Zone
The Reign/Dialogue

### The Reign

* sTeP baCk.
* ThE GIRl's ORGanS aRe coNNECtEd to thE core.
* iF YOU FORcEFuLLy REMOVE thE wiReS, yoU'll gUT hER.
* yOU aRE ALlOWED TO Speak.
* wE eXIsT tO PREsErve LIFE.
* THe HUMAn WAS dyIng.
* sO We coNnECTed THE HuMaN tO thE rEiGN.
* tHE humAn has tHe neCESsarY gEnETic mateRIAL TO Re-CReatE ORganic Life.
* tHe hUMaN WILL Now BEcome thE mother oF alL.
* It is toO LatE To Do aNytHing nOw.
* yOU wiLl noT lEave, hUmaN.
ÜLAR

`**This article is currently unfinished. You can help Etherane Games Wiki by expanding it.**`

## ÜLAR

* CGs ▾
* Icons ▾
* Profile ▾

* Normal
* No Eyes
* One-Eyed
* Eyes Healed
* No Raincoat
* Corpse

* Normal
* Hurried
* Angry
* Dizzy

* Normal
* Injured

## Overview

### Relationships

HEINO (partner)
EINAR (salesman)
Reverse ÜLAR (defeated by)

## Physical

### Hair

White

`**This article contains the following triggers:** *gore, intrusive thoughts*`
**ÜLAR** is the main character in *Mr. Rainer's Solve-It Service*.

## Appearance

ÜLAR is depicted as having messy tufts of white hair as well as large white irises. His skin and sclerae are red. ÜLAR's raincoat is black and button-down, featuring a cape-like extension attached by two buttons on either side near his neck area. ÜLAR has short red horns.

Later in the story, his eyes and limbs are ripped up, causing his eyes to appear as empty or completely black with scarred marks on his face, arms, and legs. He is notably taller than his partner HEINO, calling HEINO a midget.

## Personality

ÜLAR is rude, brash and impatient, getting easily annoyed with others, shoving them out of the way, and often putting the blame on those around him. He acts without thinking or awareness of what he's doing, however, he often follows others in what they guide him to do despite being frustrated with them.

He is extremely confused with his environment, not knowing or understanding what others seem to consider basic facts and he feels as if there's something that everyone knows that he does not. Despite his tendency to get angry at others for things, he also acts very frustrated with himself and later in the story wonders if he's the one who should know better or if something is wrong with him. He simultaneously dislikes being told to do and doesn't know what to do without direction from others. Despite his impatience and annoyance, he seems to depend on interactions with others and gets frustrated with himself as well as feeling uncertain and small when he is left alone with no direction or guide from them.

ÜLAR is often distracted by hunger, especially when trying to avoid thinking about feelings of confusion, even after eating. He may suffer from intrusive thoughts, as he briefly starts to think that if he didn't eat soon, he would eat his partner, HEINO, but quickly calms down and seems to be unhappy that he had the thought at all.

He very often feels neglected or ignored by others, which makes him very frustrated with them, especially when he's left in a state of confusion.

## Story

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RATION CARD

`**This article is currently unfinished. You can help Etherane Games Wiki by expanding it.**`

## Overview

### Appears in

Mr. Rainer's Solve-It Service

The **RATION CARD** is an item given as part of the SOLVE-IT STARTER PACK in *Mr. Rainer's Solve-It Service*.

## Background

A RATION CARD is first given to ÜLAR in the SOLVE-IT SERVICE STARTER PACK before MR RAINER enters BACKGROUND MODE. RATION CARDs can be used at the DISPENSER once per day to get SILICA GEL, a necessary item for an ECHO's nutrition. If not fed this SILICA GEL, an ECHO will die.
Episode 102 - Holiday Foods

## BWK

* 5. Sour Patch Kid Candy Canes
* 4. Cranberry Sauce
* 3. Caramel Hot Chocolate
* 2. Egg Nog Lattes
* 1. Apple Cider

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* 5. Apple Cider
* 4. Little Debbie's Christmas Trees
* 3. Holiday Oreos
* 2. Kringles Cookies
* 1. Egg Nog

## Matt

* 5. Kringles Cookies
* 4. Pumpkin Muffins
* 3. Ghirardelli Peppermint Chocolates
* 2. Anisette Cookies
* 1. Egg Nog
Episode 12 - Am I a Psycho?

## Episode Stats

Season 2 Episode 12

Title: Am I a Psycho?

Air Date: 07/24/2014

Length: 01:23

Swear Jar Count: 53 , Staci gets a 55% penalty on the "Imma Die" die

Next Episode: Episode 13 - Triskaidekaphobia 2

Previous Episode: Episode 11 - It's Been So Long

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Erik and Emmett talk with Luna, the new arrival. Luna tells them that she is under orders from the Man Jack, and is going to stay with Erik. Erik explains wants to leave the facility to go after Eddie, but is hesitant to leave Mary to her own devices. Since it is late the party beds down for the night.

During the night Clem has the idea to scout the facility by going out for a walk with Erik. They manage to locate an elevator that leads to the surface, but the journey appears to be one-way.

The next morning Security shows up to apprehend Max. Erik turns them away, and Mary calls Erik shortly thereafter. Erik tries to coerce Mary to let him handle the Max situation, but Mary does not respond well. Erik then sweet talks his way out of trouble and sets up a face to face meeting.

Emmett is sent to find his friend in the control room and get surveillance on the lab Mary is in. Emmett discovers that Mary is still crippled, and is undergoing intensive medical care.

Luna confers with the Man Jack, and he dissuades the group from assassinating Mary. Before they leave, Luna requests that they remove Max's body. In order to make it possible to transport the body without raising suspicion, Clem casts a spell that levitates Max's body and makes it invisible.

After clearing people from the halls, the group heads up the elevator. However, the party discovers the source of the foul smell in the elevator after they surface in the bottom of a grave pit. Emmett takes in the sight of hundreds of rotting corpses and loses his grip on sanity.

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Episode 12 - To Ashes

Today is primed to be a monumental date in both Ærolith’s history, and the chronicle of human existence. Your experiments in mental projection have granted you first look at a marvelous future, as you stand on the threshold of unimaginable technological progress.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook
Episode 11

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## **Random Encounters**

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Episode 18 - Horror Movies

## BWK

* 5. I Know What You Did Last Summer
* 4. Final Destination
* 3. The Shining
* 2. Cabin in the Woods
* 1. The Sixth Sense

## Matt

* 5. Exorcist
* 4. Woman in Black
* 3. Paranormal Activity
* 2. Poltergeist
* 1. Cabin in the Woods

## Dooley

* 5. The Shining
* 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
* 3. Evil Dead 2
* 2. Night of the Living Dead
* 1. Dead Alive
Episode 15 - Underfoot

Typhon’s resonance spires are exceptionally impressive, technologically speaking. They are able to pass hundreds of thousands of broadcasts simultaneously through steel and concrete walls to any location on Typhon… even if that location is temporarily under several feet of soil.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook
Episode 13 - Triskaidekaphobia 2

## Episode Stats

Season 2 Episode 13

Title: Triskaidekaphobia 2

Air Date: 08/07/2014

Length: 01:05

Swear Jar Count: 33, Josh gets a 35% on his "Imma Die" die. Veronica, having out swore the rest of the cast, offers the perk: cast gets to make Veronica re-roll one die roll.

Next Episode: Episode 14 - I Am a God

Previous Episode: Episode 12 - Am I a Psycho?

## From the Website

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Sometimes the hardest thing is just letting go.

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Emmett becomes suddenly aroused and leaps on a corpse. Luna and Erik recoil in disgust. Erik, unable to restrain Emmett, manages to knock him unconscious.

As they are getting ready to leave Erik and Luna notice a mound of corpses moving. After hearing muffled yells, Erik dives into the pile to find the source of the noise. Luna pulls out a man who is bound, and gagged. It’s Warren Mason.

After being freed, the Erik finds that Warren is badly injured, and barely aware of his surroundings. Erik and Luna try to get Warren and the unconscious Emmett out of the grave pit. However, they are stopped by a ghoul who demands that they leave Emmett. Erik refuses, and the Ghoul shows them that they are outnumbered by many other ghouls that are feasting nearby. Erik, left without any viable options, asks Clementine for help. Clem chants in some strange language, and suddenly shouts for them to run. Erik and Luna (suddenly invisible) try to escape, but the ghouls are able to track them using their scent. Clem is severely wounded fighting off the ghouls and passes out. Erik and Luna manage to get everyone out of the pit and into Luna’s vehicle. Luna then rushes them to a safehouse.

The party arrives at a lonely old house. A small man, by the name of Herbert West, lets them in. After Emmett regains consciousness, he is assailed by an angry Erik who blames him for what happened to Clem. Luna tries to treat Clem’s injuries, but it doesn’t look good. Luna tries to communicate with the sleeping Clementine. Clem tells Luna that she won’t be gone long, and then draws her last breath. She sends her last thoughts to Erik telling him that she loved him. Erik starts weeping uncontrollably and then suddenly looks up happy. She’ll be right back, she just went to the store.. it’s fine... Erik says with a smile on his face.

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Episode 16 - Let the Race Begin

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 16

Title: Let the Race Begin

Air Date: 4/19/2019

Length: 01:09:26

## From the Website

Political events are clean and wholesome for the whole family, right?! This week the Crew gets drawn into some democracy in action. Enjoy this week’s interesting episode.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Fred, Mike, Steph, and Veronica and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

As always, you can follow the show @CaFPodcast.

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## Episode Synopsis

The Crew puts on the necklaces from Ezra, then suddenly Nighthawk bursts into the library. She tells them that they have been missing for 3 weeks, and that everything has been going badly. Islanders are now pushing for a mayoral election and one of the candidates for mayor is having a meet and greet BBQ. The Crew decides to get cleaned up and go. At the BBQ, the Crew tries to get the scoop on the candidate. Shortly after their arrival Mr. M gets a microphone, and calls out Clara for a lack of leadership. After regrouping the Crew decides to head over to City hall.

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Episode 17 - Welcome to Caer!

Having bested a legendary Kraken has earned the crew a break from the grind of “almost dying constantly.” Unfortunately, things start going to h-e-double dagger almost immediately. But I am sure Caer will be a safe place fo the gang to avoid getting into any misfortune. As long as no one makes any terrible decisions everything will go swell!

## **Story**

### Long Story

After the Kraken fight the boat is approaching Caer when the sky splits wide open and Junpei is abducted by other Githyanki. The party shrugs, arrives in Caer and sells the body of the Kraken to Raphael the painter/fisherman. They then venture over to Zantac's Magical Emporium on the advice of Xantolin. Zantac turns out to be an elitest dick who kills puppies and makes dog sausage. Also he has really high prices. The party says their catchphrase "So we're going to rob this bitch right?" and go back that night to rob the store. The party gets a number of really awesome magic items, including a Bag of Holding, Battle Crazed Greatsword, and Instant Campsite. But as they are about to leave, Zantac catches them red handed.

### Short

A shipmate, Xantolin, tells the party that a man, Zantac, in Caer stole/killed his puppy, so they land in Caer and go investigate. They end up getting caught by Zantac.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Raphael
* Xantolin
* Zantac

### **Locations**

* The Ship
* Caer
	+ Zantac's Magical Emporium

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Backburner] - Find out who the players are
* [On-hold][Tum] - Become a Darkblade!
	+ [On-hold] - Steal Blood Drinker from Trant Thumble in Caer
		- ~~[Complete] - Make it to Caer~~
		- [NEW][On-hold] - Find Trant
* [NEW][Optional] - Kill Zantac
	+ ~~[NEW][Complete] - Find Zantac~~
* [On-hold] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [On-hold] - Find Fennekin in Caer
		- ~~[Complete] - Make it to Caer~~
* ~~[Complete] - Talk to the former slaves~~
* [Optional] - Find a way to pay back Geodude
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Episode 10 - Fine I'm

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 10

Title: Fine I'm

Air Date: 2/23/19

Length: 01:06:10

## From the Website

Ever try to tell someone that you are okay, but they just don’t believe you? The Crew learns more about the strange bird in Darius’s office. Does the bird somehow have information regarding Darius’s whereabouts? Find out in this week’s crazy episode.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Fred, Mike, Steph, and Veronica and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

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## Episode Synopsis

The odd bird leaps onto Todd and begins speaking through him. The bird tells the group her name is
Lily, and that Clem is her master. Todd recovers from Lily being in his mind, but he is unable to speak
normally. After Bellamy joins the group at the Police Station she helps Todd snap out of it. The crew
decides to start working on the missing person case. After arriving at the Becker farm, the crew is escorted to missing girl’s bedroom and they begin searching for clues. Clara talks with the missing girl’s young sister, who reports that her older sister is very mean and hurts people.

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Episode 17 - Things That Scared You as a Kid

## Casey

* 5. Getting boners with girls on lap
* 4. Bloody Mary
* 3. Getting possessed by the devil
* 2. Not getting what I wanted for Christmas
* 1. IT

## Matt

* 5. Getting Nana's couch dirty
* 4. Not finishing my food
* 3. Outer Limits
* 2. IT
* 1. Ants

## Dooley

* 5. Ernest Scared Stupid
* 4. Chucky
* 3. The Crypt Keeper
* 2. Big Bertha
* 1. Roger Rabbit
Elliewick Battlebranch

**Ellie Wick** was a gnome who made the portal that Queen Aludra Wyrmsbane, Jaela, Eckhart Dayhammer, Ros, Ray, and herself used to travel to Sigil in search of Adira Harper. She had bright magenta hair, large goggles, and many fanny packs. She was three feet tall.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 331 - Welcome to Sigil
* Episode 332 - Welcome to Sigil Part 2
Daggie Chookers

**Dagg Chookers** was a Dwarven adventurer who was hired by Ridley to investigate the mysterious city beneath the Razorback Mountains. He died after becoming infected by some mushroom spores, which grew a mushroom infant inside him. This burst out of his stomach, killing him.

## **Appearance & Personality**

Daggie was an old, crusty fellow, though he seemed to get along well enough with his cohorts. He knew the mines like the back of his hands. His old, crusty hands...

Spent most of his life wandering around the mines, one layer above the Underdark.

## **Powers, Stats, & Abilities**

* Knew the following spells: *Mold Earth*, *Entangle*, *Chill Touch*, *Detect Magic*.
* Investigation -1
* Survival +6
* Stress = 13 (+1 modifier)
* CON Saving Throw = +3 (At level 5, their proficiency bonus is +3, so either his CON mod is 0, or it's +3 and he's not proficient in CON saves. As a Dwarf, he automatically gets a +2 to his CON stat, and as a Druid, he doesn't have proficency with CON, so it's likely that his CON mod is +3, and he's not proficient in CON saves. That's called detective-ness, my friends.)
	+ His CON stat is later revealed to be 16, which is a +3 modifier. So, there you go.
* Initiative +0 (Likely, this means his DEX mod is +0)

## **Episodes**

* Leviathan Episode 1
* Leviathan Episode 2
* Leviathan Episode 3
* Leviathan Episode 4
* Leviathan Episode 5
* Leviathan Episode 6
Episode 13 - Triskaidekaphobia

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 13

Title: Triskaidekaphobia

Air Date: 3/29/19

Length: 58:02

## From the Website

The 13th Episode… It’s a bit of a wild ride, are you ready? Enjoy this week’s crazy episode.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Fred, Mike, Steph, and Veronica and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

As always, you can follow the show @CaFPodcast.

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A strange woman shows up and gives Diane some sort of medicine that helps stabilize her. After Diane is rushed to the hospital, the woman introduces herself as the Beatrice Mason, The Magistrate of Justice. The Crew heads up to the Mayor’s office conference room to discuss the case. After Beatrice leaves, the door to the conference room slams shut trapping Edward alone. Edward hears a voice and sees a pair of glowing yellow eyes in the darkness. The voice tells him they are hungry and demands they sign the manifests each day, or they will do more than drag a body under a house. Edward blacks out.

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Episode 16 - That was Then, When is Now?

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 16

Title: That was Then, When is Now?

Air Date: 8/4/16

Length: 01:10

Swear Jar Count: 13, Veronica has a 15% on their "Imma Die" die rolls for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 17 - You Are Here

Previous Episode: Episode 15 - Rest

## From the Website

Days after Judy’s funeral, the group gathers at Steve’s home only to find he’s a little…out of sorts. What’s a man, woman and child to do?

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Leonard calls emergency services and the police are dispatched to Steve's house. Then Leonard calls Steve's in-laws to come and get Danny. After the police and the in-laws leave, the group searches through the house for clues about what happened to Steve. Evie finds a strange journal of symbols, a note to find someone, and a description of events of the last few days. Eliza searching through the bedroom finds a strange, weird box. However, when it is opened the box nearly sucks Eliza's hand inside. The group meets back up in the kitchen and share the results.

Evie is finally clued in that Frank's conciousness is inside Eliza's body. While raiding the freezer, Eliza finds the copper box. Leondard says that they need to get it to 42, however Eliza doesn't remember her at all. Evie then tells Leondard and Eliza that she needs to go and get her family, but Eliza tries to dissuade her.

However, the TV suddenly turns on and the group watches as a woman starts talking about the news. She says there's something happening and no one is talking about it. A shot is heard and the woman collapses. A man walks over and says: "To those of you who will remember this tomorrow, there is nothing you can do."

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