We Love the Prince!

**We Love the Prince!** is the Eleventh song featured in the musical Spies Are Forever and the first song of Act 2. It was written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers and preformed by Joey Richter as Vanger Borschtit, Lauren Lopez as Cynthia Houston, Brian Rosenthal as Vladimir Poopin, Esther Fallick as Susan, Tessa Netting, Joe Walker and Mary Kate Wiles as Ensemble (Gala dancers), and a determinant actor as Prince Toyle Feurgin

## Lyrics

(**Key:** *Only in live version*, (*Only in cast recording*))

***Vanger Borschtit, spoken:***

*Zip dible clip, I’m excited!*

**Vanger Borschtit, sang:**

What a wonderful night

What a fabulous sight

I hope you're enjoying your evening.

There’s glitz, there's glamour

There's oodles of swagger

Flip-diggity!

I’m barely breathing!

There's wining, there's dining

There's nations combining.

I tell ya, my heart is beating!

The lights are so shiny

And I can't stop smiling!

Just pinch me!

I must be dreaming

And the talk of the town is the one with the crown

The wise, the powerful Prince Feurgin!

And our nubile country, oh, it's so lovely!

Come along, let's open the curtain…

Ha ha haha!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit:**

Don't we look marvelous?

Isn’t it gay?

Let’s give the prince a big hip hip hooray!

His royal highness, he's wise indeed!

**Joe's Gala Dancer, spoken:**

I heard he's so dumb he can't even read!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

Ha ha haha!

Master of men, lover of ladies.

**Mary Kate's Gala Dancer, spoken:**

He was dropped on his head as a baby!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

The heir to the throne, the leader of Prussians.

**Vladimir Poopin, spoken:**

I heard his parents were first cousins!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

Just keep on smiling and put on a show

If you are lying, they don't have to know.

Whatever you say, don't say what you think
‘Cause we love the Prince…

**Susan, spoken:**

Wink, wink!

**Vanger Borschtit, sang:**

I just love your gown, won’t you please turn around

And tell us about what you're thinking?

**Cynthia Houston:**

I'm just happy to be here

And happy to see there are so many glasses clinking.

**Vanger Borschtit:**

Yes, quite the celebration

Yes, quite the new nation

And the Prince, how do you find him?

**Cynthia Houston:**

He's qualified..

**Vanger Borschtit, spoken:**

Yes!

**Cynthia Houston, sang:**

He is dignified...

**Vanger Borschtit, spoken:**

YES!

**Cynthia Houston, sang:**

I'm truly, truly behind him.

**Vanger Borschtit:**

I'm sure you don't need to remind him*, mwah*!

**Cynthia Houston, spoken:**

He belongs in a mental asylum!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

Oh, what a party!

It's such a treat!

**Mary Kate's Gala Dancer, spoken:**

Like pulling my toenails right off of my feet.

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

Our fabulous prince, all the good he will do!

**Tessa's Gala Dancer, spoken:**

He's dumb as a donkey!

**Susan:**

And smells like one too!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

How noble, how regal!

The star of the night!

**Vladimir Poopin, spoken:**

He wears a wig

**Joe's Gala Dancer:**

And lies about his height!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

His Royal Highness deserves our respect

**Susan, spoken:**

I heard his dick is two inches- erect!

**Vanger Borschtit, sang:**

Ha ha haha!

**Gala Dancers:**

Ho ho HOHO!

**Vanger Borschtit:**

Hee heehee!

**Gala Dancers (Vanger Borschtit, spoken):**

Hohoho Ha! (Jibber-jabber...)

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, spoken:**

Jibber-jabber!

**Vanger Borschtit:**

And we're back!

**Vanger Borschtit, sang:**

So bold, so daring, this Russian dignitary

His name is Vladimir Poopin!

**Vladimir Poopin:**

Can't wait for Prussians to get to know Russians

Look forward to our countries' union.

**Vanger Borschtit:**

*But,*(*Well,*) don't you look dashing!

This look? Smashing!

And what are your thoughts on Prince Feurgin?

**Vladimir Poopin:**

He is powerful...

**Vanger Borschtit, spoken:**

Yes!

**Vladimir Poopin, sang:**

He is wonderful...

**Vanger Borschtit, spoken:**

YES!

**Vladimir Poopin, sang:**

A truly spectacular person.

**Vanger Borschtit, spoken:**

Ha!
Of that, I am certain

**Vladimir Poopin:**

He's an idiot, inbred virgin

Blah!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

Don't we look marvelous?

Isn't it fabulous?

Oh, how glorious-

**Vladimir Poopin, spoken:**

Can't even handle this!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

Oh, what a gathering!

Gah! He's so dazzling!

Totally ravishing!

**Joe's Gala Dancer, spoken:**

His stupidity is staggering!

**Vanger Borschtit, sang:**

Ha haha.

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit:**

Just keep on smiling and put on a show

If you are lying they don't have to know.

Whatever you say, don't say what you think.

Whoever you hate, don't make a stink.

‘Cause we love the Prince...

**Vanger Borschtit, spoken:**

How fancy, how wild!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

We love the Prince...

**Cynthia Houston, spoken:**

He has the brain of a child!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, sang:**

Here come the prince!

***Vanger Borschtit, spoken:***

*Oh! Come on out, guy!*

*That's great. Wow. You did a number down there, wow.*

*Unbelievable.*

*Everyone give the Prince a hand!*

*It's his first time. First time in public.*

*What a guy, what a guy, first public appearance.*

*So? What do you got to say for yourself, my man?*

***(Prince Feurgin kisses the microphone)***

***Vanger Borschtit:***

*This is the guy ruling our country...*

**Vanger Borschtit, sang:**

Ha ha haha!

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit:**

What a wonderful night, what a fabulous sight

The talk of the town, the one with the crown

The Prince

We love the Prince

We love the Prince!

**Vanger Borschtit, sang:**

Ha ha haha!

**Gala Dancers:**

Ho ho HOHO!

**Vanger Borschtit:**

Hee heehee!

**Gala Dancers (Vanger Borschtit, spoken):**

Hoho!
Ho Ha! (Jibber-jabber...)

**Gala Dancers and Borschtit, spoken:**

Jibber-jabber!

To the Prince!

**Susan, spoken:**

Wink, wink!

## External Links

* "We Love the Prince!" on YouTube (live)
* "We Love the Prince!" on YouTube (cast recording)
* "We Love the Prince!" on iTunes
* "We Love the Prince!" on Spotify
* Spies Are Forever Soundtrack on the Tin Can Bros Store

## Citations

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 >Prince Feurgin was played by a different uncredited actor every performance (not in any scenes prior to or following Act 2 Part 1), typically being a friend of the Tin Can Bros. On the recorded version on YouTube, the role is played by Corey Lubowich, the only one of the three writers to not have a role in the musical otherwise **Other known actors of the role include, but are likely not limited to:**

	* Jon Cozart (a comedic youtuber best known for his Disney parody series 'After Ever After' and his various other parody songs)
	* Zack Pearlman (an actor best known for his role as Davis in the 2015 movie 'The Intern')
	* Joe Moses (an actor best known for his work in various Starkid musicals, especially as Severus Snape in the 'A Very Potter Musical' series and Krayonder in 'Starship', also being husband of Tessa Netting)
	* Sean Persaud (actor, writer and producer best known for his role as Edger Allen Poe and co-writer/ co-producer for 'Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party')
	* Jim Povolo (an actor also known for xir work on Starkid, with xir best known roles being Gregory Goyal in 'A Very Potter Musical' series, and Mr. Freezer in 'Holy Musical B@man')