Wario VS King Dedede

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## Wario

**Wiz**: Wario, the fat greedy man and rival to Super Mario.

**Boomstick:** Wario is extremely fat and extremely greedy but he has huge strength and durability hidden up his sleeve.

**Wiz:** Wario can cause an earthquake to punch an entire planet to shake and survived the destruction of an entire dimension which is like him surviving a universe.

**Boomstick:** Wario’s speed scales to Mario’s speed who can blast across galaxies in seconds in Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2

**Wiz:** Wario can get squished, stretched, and blown up and be perfectly fine.

**Boomstick:** He has his own items like the ultra hand, dragon hat, jet hat, bombs, a kart, a baseball bat, and several others

## King Dedede

**Wiz:** King Dedede, the king of Dream Land and arch enemy for Kirby

**Boomstick:** King Dedede weilds a giant hammer and can whack opponents with it and scales to Kirby since they fight all the time. Kirby cracked Popstar in half which is pretty impressive.

**Wiz:** Dedede can also inhale opponents and make himself fly. He has also survived being sucked into a black hole.

**Boomstick:** King dedede’s speed scales to Kirby whose warp Star moves faster than light. He can pull Gordos from his pocket and his hammer can clone himself and can grow giant with it.

## **DEATH BATTLE!!!**

The Death battle starts with King Dedede walking in Dream Land. He pulls out a hot dog and is about to eat it. Wario steals the hot dog and farts in his face causing the king to fall on the ground. Wario laughs and rubs his Butt in his face. king Dedede kicks him off and challenges him for the hotdog. Wario eats it and accepts his challenge. King Dedede pulls out his hammer

### **FIGHT!**

King Dedede runs at Wario but Wario is fast enough to punch him a bunch of times and slams him into a tree. Dedede inhales Wario but Wario throws a bomb and it lands in Dedede’s mouth and explodes. Wario tackles Dedede in the air using his jet hat and rams him in the ground. Wario dives for another attack but Dedede whacks him across the face and punches him and them freezes him with an ice hammer. Wario gets frozen solid. King Dedede uses his hammer to clone himself and hammers Wario down. Wario becomes bouncy Wario and bounces all around and gets rid of the clones and starts comboing Dedede. Wario goes in for another hit but Dedede becomes Masked Dedede and hits Wario

**Masked Dedede**

Dedede starts beating the crap out of Wario and launches missiles at him and shoots a wave of fire at him. Wario gets hit and is caught on fire. Wario runs around screaming and becomes Flaming Wario. He tackles King Dedede. King Dedede lands, enraged, tries to attack Wario again. Wario absorbs the super star and garlic. Wario becomes Wario-Man.

**Wario-Man!**

Dedede starts hitting Wario but Wario laughs at Dededes puny attempts to damage him. Wario starts a fight cloud. Wario throws punches, ground pounds, shakes him, and kicks. He ends it off with an atomic fart. King Dedede is flown across the sky. Wario flies and whacks him from all angles and grabs Dedede and throws him down into a mountain and into a Desert filled. Dedede gets up covered in blood. His mask is broken but still has his hammer. Dedede fires more missiles. Wario dodges all of them but gets hit by the last one. Wario throws a bomb while being thrown. King dedede gets blown up by the bomb and is mask breaks. Wario lands on the ground and Wario-Man wears off.

**Base Forms!**

Wario gets up from the ground along with Dedede. They stare each other down angrily. Wario charges at Dedede and is preparing a fart. King Dedede sees this and fires a gordo at Wario. Wario is shown laughing maniacally and sees the gordo. Wario quickly turns around and brings out the Ultra Hand and whacks the gordo back at King Dedede. King Dedede doesn’t react fast enough and gets stabbed by the gordo. Wario pulls out his blue shell and rides the shell at Dedede at full speed. Dedede scrams In horror as Wario rams into him.

Popstar is shown exploding in a giant fart cloud mixed with the blue shell exploding. Wario is shown floating in the vacuum of space. Wario looks around and sees Dedede’s hammer floating and is broken in half. Wario starts to laugh at Dedede’s defeat.

**K.O.**

## Results

**Boomstick:** Poor Dedede, didn’t have the guts to win. Wario had the versatility and tenacity with his power ups and transformations.

**Wiz:** King Dedede didn’t have many counters to use against Wario’s attacks while Wario had many transformations to throw at Dedede. Even tho they haven’t showed their greatest speed, when compared to Mario & Kirby, it seems that Wario held the advantage

**Boomstick:** Guess what, King Dedede surviving a black hole doesn’t stack up to Wario surviving an entire dimension/universe collapsing and also scales to Bowser who surivived a supernova and a black hole explosion in the face

**Wiz:** Comparing their strengrhs Was Wario’s advantage to. While Kirby can shatter a planet. Wario can shake an entire planet with his own fist. Mario can also defeat Bowser and we all know how durable and strong that guy is. But Mario also Defeated Dreamy Bowser who was powered up by infinite dreams through the dream stone which puts him on a multiverse level.

**Boomstick:** Definitiy beats Kirby and Dedede in terms of strength and durability

**Wiz:** Dedede put up a match but he was no match for Wario’s strength, speed, durability, tenacity, and versatility to claim his victory.

**Boomstick:** Wario took the Peng-Win!

**Wiz:** The Winner is Wario!