Snow Catastrophe/Transcript

Microphone: Hey guys, it's elimination time!

## The Elimination

Microphone: So we received 1063 votes. So Soap Bottle, since you won immunity last challenge, you're safe.

(Microphone throws a carrot to Soap Bottle. It's a chocolate colored carrot that's steaming hot.)

Microphone: Leaf, you got the least amount of votes. And you got 129 votes. So you're safe.

(A regular orange colored carrot with green leaves is thrown to leaf. Don't worry. These aren't real carrots.)

Microphone: The next person that is safe is Phone with 157 votes.

(A pink colored carrot is thrown to Phone and Phone is shown happy to be safe.)

Microphone: It's down to Gel Ball and Taoism. So Taoism, this is the 3rd time you've been in the bottom 2. Will you be safe this time? There's only one way to find out. And that's displaying the votes.

(So Microphone presses the button on his computer with his foot (Like always) NOTE: This takes place before Flat Screen appears. But anyways, here are the results:

Gel Ball got 294 votes and is safe.

Taoism got 483 votes and is eliminated.)

Microphone: Gel Ball, you are safe, with 294 votes.

(The last carrot is thrown to Gel Ball)

Microphone: And Taoism is eliminated with 483 votes. You know it's pretty obvious why you got the most votes anyway, considering you were in the bottom 2 two other times. But anyways, goodbye Taoism.

Taoism (Ying): What? No! I'm sorry for all the trouble that I-

Taoism (Yang): NO! SHUT UP!

(Taoism prepares to attack Microphone but Microphone launches Taoism to the elimination box before Taoism could even touch Microphone)

Taoism (Yang): \*Screaming\*

(Taoism lands in the elimination box and the box closes)

## The Challenge (First Part)

Microphone: So because there's still snow on the ground, the next challenge is a snowball fight.

Soap Bottle: Wait a second, we already did this challenge in episode 3.

Microphone: True, but this time you have to build a snow fort to defend yourself. There is some stuff over there to decorate your fort. (Microphone points over to the junk)

Phone: Well what about these carrots you gave us at the elimination?

Microphone: Those can be for decorations, I guess. Now I was originally going to have the snow forts already be built and you guys get straight into throwing the snowballs at each other, but because I didn't, you guys will have to make the forts from scratch. And also, you guys can pair up and assist each other. And the last person standing wins immunity. So yeah, you guys have 15 minutes to build the forts. On your mark, get set, snow! \*Knee Slap\* Get it? But seriously, go!

Phone: Hey Leaf, let’s work together!

Leaf: Yeah!

Soap Bottle: I guess this means that I’m with you, Gel Ball.

Gel Ball: I guess so.

(3 minutes later…)

Phone: Alright, we’re making good progress with this fort!

(If you saw this as an episode, they only built like a couch sized fort)

Leaf: Um, not compared to them.

(Leaf points to Soap Bottle and Gel Ball who have built a huge snow fort. Seriously it’s huge, like maybe the size of a castle. Boy, I bet this would be more exciting if it actually was an episode, which it’s not. Anyways, Soap Bottle is looking through a telescope he got from…oh nevermind they’ll tell you.)

Gel Ball: Say, S.B, where did you get that telescope from anyway?

Soap Bottle: Uh…

(Meanwhile…)

Test Tube: Has anybody seen my telescope?

(Meanwhile back…)

Gel Ball: Oh.

Soap Bottle: (To Leaf and Phone; shouting) And just because we don’t have arms doesn’t mean we can’t be this talented!

Leaf: Oh it’s on!

(Meanwhile, again, Baseball and Dynamite try to participate in the challenge even though they aren’t contestants)

Baseball: Wow Dynamite, this fort is coming along great. We might even do as well as Soap Bottle.

(Microphone catches them)

Microphone: Hey! I told you two already! You can’t be contestants! You know what that does it I’m gonna kill both of you! (Microphone starts to run after them in anger) Stand still!

(Microphone’s Phone rings.)

Microphone: I will deal with you two later.

(Microphone answers the phone)

Microphone: Hello?

Tiffany: Hey Mic, so I heard you had trouble getting people to join the game.

Microphone: Yes, and right now I'm dealing with that same big softball (Baseball) and that teal Inanimate Insanity Bomb ripoff (Dynamite).

Tiffany: Well please allow them to join.

Microphone: Why? They are so annoying! They keep coming here asking me to join Object Oppose! Especially the white one, since he's the one doing all the talking. However, compared to Feather, they aren't as annoying.

Tiffany: Well why don't you want them to join Object Oppose?

Microphone: Because Object Oppose has enough contestants.

Tiffany: Other than that, why don't you want more people to join Object Oppose? There's got to be another answer other than "enough".

Microphone: Well, the reason why I don't want them to join Object Oppose is because if I let them in, more people will ask to join and I'll say yes, and it will lead up to Object Oppose having too many contestants and it'll be too long. Now I don't want the show to end immediately, but I don't want the show to go on for the next 10 years, in fact nobody does.

Tiffany: Ok, here's a suggestion. After the number of contestants reaches enough, that's where you can stop. People will probably understand after that.

Microphone: You know what? Ok. (To Baseball and Dynamite) It's a good thing you guys are still here. The reason why I didn't want you guys in the first place is because if I let you guys in, more people would come and ask me to join and this would go on until Object Oppose has too many contestants. So I'm sorry for not letting you guys in immediately. Also, since you guys just joined, you guys get immunity. But, you can still participate in the challenge. You guys are also off to a great start! So keep going! (To himself) I guess I should go see how the other contestants are doing.

## The challenge (Second part)

Microphone: Ok everybody, times up! Wow, Soap Bottle and Gel Ball built a big fort. They might have a chance here. But before we start, I would like to introduce you two to Baseball and Dynamite who are contestants who I finally allowed to join.

Phone: That's great. Let's get onto the challenge.

Microphone: Alright, alright. Hold your email. Now everyone get inside your forts and get snowballs and get ready to fight!

(When everyone gets in their forts, Leaf and Phone pull out snowballs in their fort, but the inside of Gel Ball and Soap Bottle's fort is a high tech snow fort.)

Soap Bottle: Uh huh... mmm hmm. Well put, general! We'll create a surprise military diversion and break through enemy lines. What say you?

(The snow constructed general melts)

Gel Ball: Yes! We'll ready ourselves immediately!

(Gel Ball presses a button which causes a snow constructed tank blaster to pop out from the center of the snow fort)

Microphone: Wow, a snow constructed tank blaster. Now that's impressive!

Soap Bottle: How do you like us now?

Phone: We like you this much!

(Using a snow constructed catapult shoots snowballs at the fort and Soap Bottle and Gel Ball scream. But they press a button which causes snow to shoot out of the tank and melt away the snowballs)

Microphone: Wow! Soap Bottle and Gel Ball are already on a roll! And no, that's not cheating. Soap Bottle and Gel Ball were actually smart to build that, despite not having arms. I guess Phone and Leaf better do something about it.

Phone: Uh, Soap Bottle, Gel Ball, you don't have to be this harsh. It's just a challenge.

Soap Bottle: (Mocking tone) *Uh, Soap Bottle, Gel Ball, you don't have to be this harsh. It's just a challenge.* (Normal tone) Not to us it isn't! **It's war!**

(Snowballs start shooting out of the tank and Leaf and Phone use a snow constructed shield to dodge the snowballs and Leaf and Phone catapult snow at Soap Bottle and Gel Ball but they use a snow constructed baseball bat to shoot the snowballs back at them, but Leaf and Phone dodge the snowball attack with the shield again)

Soap Bottle: I guess you left us no choice!

(Soap Bottle uses his foot (since he's armless) to change the setting of the firing to max. It charges up and Leaf and Phone make a scared face.)

Leaf: Well, I guess this is it Phone. I'm going to miss you!

Phone: I'm going to miss you too Leaf!

(Once it's charged up it fires a big snowball at the fort and destroys it. Soap Bottle and Gel Ball laugh evilly but Leaf comes out of the snow dust cloud with an aggressive face while holding a snowball.)

Leaf: This all...ends...NOW!

(Leaf throws the snowball at the fort but Soap Bottle throws his snowball at Leaf and the fort cracks and then breaks but only Gel Ball remains but is in pain. It is possible Soap Bottle died offscreen, and Leaf survived too but has a hole in him and is in more pain.)

Leaf and Gel Ball: \*Groaning in pain\*

Gel Ball: What happened?

Leaf: I'll tell you what happened Gel Ball...I got carried away.

Gel Ball: Me too...was it worth it?

Leaf: No, no, it wasn't. What started out as a fun dream turned into a horrible, brutal, nightmare. As the winds of time changed the white snows of these dunes to a new landscape, so let us hope that our own winds of change will change our spiritual dunes to a landscape of peace. Oh, it's over for me. (Dies peacefully)

Microphone: Hey, sorry to interrupt this moment, but Gel Ball, since you are the last one standing. You win immunity! However Gel Ball isn't the only one that wins immunity. Because Baseball and Dynamite just joined the game they win immunity as well. You know this is the first time more than one person won immunity and because it's you guys, you guys deserve a round of applause! \*Knee slap\* Because you guys are round! And that's one thing that's similar about you three. In fact, I can think of a lot of things that you three have in common. But anyway, three objects have immunity, three objects are up for elimination. So vote one of the following three to be eliminated (Leaf, Phone, or Soap Bottle). Voting ends next week.

(DO NOT VOTE! THIS IS NOT CANON!)

THE END