Peψ

"*I got coke on my penis*"
―Pepsi

Pepsi (also known as Alex) is one of the first Burp members. They're notorious for being a hater of the webcomic Homestuck by Andrew Hussie, resulting in their role "HOMESTUCK HATER #1".

## History

#### Before meeting Cornets

At the time Pepsi went by 2 names, Alexa and Flewts. Xe had a relationship with Thieme from the GEC server and was most active in the Little Gay Soupz server, a server with their best friends who played League of Legends. They also had a now deleted discord server of their own that they owned with Kiara.

### First Interaction with Cornets

Pepsi and Cornets' first interaction was on the 29th of August, 2019, although they have known each other before this from the Bread server made by Tetpis (aka Emo Gurl). Cornets has dragged Pepsi into his friend groups and vice versa. Despite their ups and downs, they haven't ever drifted away from Cornets.

### Former Groupchats

Pepsi has been in many group chats with Burp members, some of these are listed below.

* ChaoticQT
* the 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙧 bingus club
* Anal Lovers
* Technoblade Club
* My little pogchamps

### Love or Host

As part of the Burp tradition, Pepsi had a Love or Host instead of Cornets having his second one. It was hosted on June 5th at 5pm CET with HimaInnit being the Host of the event. The winner of the event was Stuffy, who chose Love.

## Personality

### Online

Pepsi is really silly. They love making fun of others, but make a fool of themselves often too. Do they do this on purpose to attract attention? Maybe, but it's funny. They're also very talkative, which leads them to talking about themselves and their surroundings in real life way too much. Falls asleep on voice calls more than they should, by the way.

### Offline

In real life, they do have friends! They are silent around those who they aren't close with, but are very comfortable speaking to their best buddies. They do their best to act normal around others, unlike their behaviour online.

## About

### Pronouns

Pepsi uses any/all pronouns and doesn't care what u perceive them as

### Real Life

Pepsi's hair is black. Their hair is also a little longer than shoulder length and a bit messy. their bangs are really long though... (sou can confirm!!!). they also look like a typical greek girl so there's nothing about their appearance that makes them too special!!! but i can say pepsi only wear black pants/shorts and some colorful sweatshirts..... yea.......... they will probably share a picture if you're close enough :3

### Persona

maybe one day i'll put an image of my 2 sonas in here

## Relationships

### Cornets

A frenemy of Pepsi. They used to be enemies, but are now co-workers. Like previously mentioned in History, they met on the 29th of August, 2019.

### Mary

Their lover and wife. Pepsi's Türkiye to their Greece <3. Sometimes called Mary baba xoxo.

### Sou (P)

Pepsi's distant sibling in law, however they seem to have gone on a date before.

### YITLOML

\*twirls hair... idk guys im too shy to say anything :/

### Kiara

Alex's closest friend, who xe is also married to. They met in Alex's now deleted server, GES (aka ACS) 3 years ago. Their first interaction was on the 12th of November, 2018. Sometimes called Kiara baba xoxo. Alex is really great they met Kiara and appreciates them a lot. They love their portrayal of Tsukasa in PM. #EITOKASA4EVER and is happy to hear Kiara rambling about nir interests and favorite characters. ALSO I LOVE UR ART PLS KEEP PINGING ME IN IT <3

### Cherry

The Akito Simonot to Pepsi's Ακιτο Ο έλληνας Σχινονομε Αμφιφυλόφιλος παντρεμένος με το γαλλικό Ακιτο. They seem to have a small rivalry though, it's ok though, Cherry baba xoxo. Pls keep rambling to Pepsi about ur interests and stuff it's much fun. <3

### Alyssa

ok listen i know we're not exactly friends but ur cool and i wanted to add u in here cuz yk yk yk kiara cherry alyssa get da trio together. Also i love ur art a lot <3 <3

### Lemmy

Pepsi's co-worker. They own a lemon-soda factory together. Lemmie calls them Peppy and Pepsi calls them Lemmy. Ur art is so amazing i love splashing flavors it's the greatest thing ever btw #Jeanne #Izumi #Hīro 4everrrrr

### Van & Ash

WE ARE MARRIED ON WHATSAPP. ME AND VAN ARE SUNTAN OMORI. LITERALLY.

### Danyl

FUCK YOU DANYL I FUCKING. HATE YOU. DANYL. NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU DIE

## Fictional Characters

section where pepsi rambles about their favorite fictional characters. **>>will try to keep this spoiler free<<**

### MEIKO

She's so hot i wish people used her more in songs cuz she sounds SOOOOOO good when tuned properly!!!!!! one of my fav examples is doctor= funk beat by Earthy X6 (link if u wanna listen to it it's really good) like they KNOW how to use MEIKO!!!!!!! also vbs!meiko in project sekai is really caring and sumtimes funny. i like how she offered alcohol to akito knowing that he's a minor lol.. but she does give good advice and is kinda like a mother figure to them all....... <3 i have a crush on meiko...

### Shizuku Hinomori & Shiho Hinomori

I LOVE THE HINOMORIS SOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY SHIZUKU NESOBERI SOON... SEPTEMBER COME FASTERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! anyways Shizuku is a total sweetheart and I love her so much. Her attachment to her sister is adorable and I think she's a really funny character too.. she's a little stupid but that's ok!!!! i love her :-) and I can tell shiho appreciates it very much even tho she seems embarrassed by her sister or disappointed <3 <3 my fav hinomori cardsss!!! shizuku --> One Two Three and Shiho --> One Two Three Four

### Honami Mochizuki

she is so me. i felt her when she was distancing herself from people because she thinks she'll ruin their reputation from her own bad reputation. i love her so much she's a sweetheart i felt so sad for her. my fav cards of her!! --> One Two Three

### Masuki Satou

MASKING, despite her intimidating presentation, LOVES cute things and I LOVE THAT...!!!!! i wanna hear her sing please :-( she has some nice cards but i used up all the pfp material </3 this is still one of my favorite cards tho.

### Lisa Imai, Himari Uehara & Touko Kirigaya

GYARU GFS. THAT'S IT. THEY'RE IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE. I ESPECIALLY LOVE TOUKO SHE'S SO <3 <3 <3 <3 HOW COULD ANYONE HATE HER SHE'S SO PRETTY AND 🥺 they have some of the best cards in the game too. IM STILL SO MAD ABOUT NOT SAVING THAT ONE DRAWING OF THE 3 IM SO SO SO MAD. Some of my fav Himari cards --> One Two Three My fav Lisa cards --> One Two Three Four and my fav Touko cards :3 --> One Two(LOOK IT'S ALL 3 OF THEM TOGTEHER!!!) Three Four Five

### Kanaya Maryam

LOML. she deserves everything and i'm so angry about what they did to rosemary in the epilogues. seriously husssieeyyyy.............. :-( she's so caring and motherly but also a total badass at the same time :3

### Grunkle Stan

he's so funny that's my only reason i added him here... i've only finished season 1 so far but i can't wait to see more of this guy :3 i really really really really like him. he's a good shop manager and i love how he's so clueless sometimes lol

### Brett Hand

who DOESN'T have a crush on Brett!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?! he's the best character. i feel bad for him and reagan tho... they both deserve better from their families :-(

### Fuuta Kajiyama

Look im gonna be honest i dont know anything about this guy i just heard he suibats & doxxes AND hes red so he's now my favorite from Milgram.

### Kuro Kiryu

i haven't read any enstars stories, but from what I know about him, he has a big heart.... and hes really Hot and red haired... his attachment to his little sister to protect her is really cute. Hes kinda like a mother ngl. i also love how he protected others like shu when he got bullied in middle school, he really does care for every1..... <3

### Dalia Matsuyama

I LOVE DALIA I LOVE DALIA I LOVE DALIA I LOVE MERM4ID THEYRE ALL SO PRETTY <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 the fact that she's like a bodyguard is so great i love strong girls MEIN GOTTTT i want her to marry me i wish she was real <3 dalia 4ever ... AND she looks good in the d4dj art style ... i mean dont get me wrong the d4dj artstyle isn't even that bad it just looks a little weird sometimes which is alright!! i love how dalia looks tho. i hope i can get back into d4dj again soon :-) it's actually so much fun!!!! one of my favorite rhythm games.... i like the charts and the pink slider thing at the bottom is such a fun addition :3 my fav dalia cards --> One Two

### REIGEN ARATAKA

I HAVE THE FATTEST CRUSH ON THIS MAN I WISH HE WASN'T BLOND. He has a really attractive personality ngl even if he lies a teeny tiny bit sometimes hes really cute :/ How dare they fuck him over in the 2nd season. They really just had to make me cry over this blond guy :/ Im so mad and disappointed at myself. Hes so sexy but hes blond. And miserable. And he hired a middle schoole for $1 an hour. Sigh. He doesnt even have an ass or massive tits. Why do i feel attracted to reigen? He doesn't deserve me, Pepsi, the one evryone loves cuz i'm so amazing and related to pepsiman. And i'm Laserluca. Can u believe it. Reigen probably plays on chess.com on the easiest bot and still gets 18 mistakes, 30 blunders with 43 missed wins. It's ok reigen i still think ur really sexy but i can't always be a reigen apologist :/ you know what, hot take. i hate reigen in mob psycho 100. they completely ruined his character, he used to be so hot oh my lord i could write a novel about his hotness, but they dumbed him down into a useless, rude, shut-in, no sleep gamer character, completely killing his former sex drive. reigen can no longer turn me on, his sexy voice and good looks have no affect on me anymore. i can't believe what they did to his MOTHERLY PERSONALITY, he acts so obnoxious. i miss daddy reigen season 1, season 2 reigen is a loser virgin that nobody likes, hope he dies. but im glad that season 3 is coming soon. he still has a chance to be redeemed and become the sexiest person in all of fiction. Please ONE can you fix him. i know u can :/ if u can make saitama hot u can make reigen even sexier. he deserves better than what u did to him in season 2 cuz u totally ruined him. my boy deserves better. bring the submissive mother reigen back immediately. he was a good role model to mob and now he isn't. i'm surprised he's even with serizawa :/ but ngl that reigen bath scene in the special was really hot it made me break my phone actually (no joke i dropped my phone when i first saw it and got a massive crack on the back) it just proves how sexy reigen can be. i KNOW he will become the sexiest man in season 3 i KNOW it. october will eventually come and u will see how i am right. #sexyreigenseason3. also oh my goodness all 3 of his boyfriends are immaculate... Sans... Reigen... Serizawa... I love this man. He may have lost to sans in the #1 tumblr sexyman poll on twitter but that's okay because he'll always be #2, you can't beat Sans... even if i love reigen this much... i just have to admit it... sry bbg reigen i still love u so much i would totes kiss you if i could

### Zane

before i started ninjago i already thought zane was gonna be my favorite and he sure is <3 he's very nice to evryone and he's probably my favorite of the ninja, although don't get me wrong i love all the ninja :3 #polyninja (lloyd excluded) speaking of ninjago, i also love jay a lot but i don't think he deserves his own sub-heading so........... ........... ....

### Anne Boonchuy & Sprig Plantar

I LOVE ANNE SO MUCH SO SOOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOOOOOOO MUCH. SHE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN AMPHIBIA ALONG WITH SPRIG. Do not send me human Sprig you will be banned from ever talking to me evr again. He is a creature that no one should see. anyways SASHANNARCY<3 <3 <3 <3 I LOVE AMPHIBIA.

### Fan & Test Tube

i love them both ssoososososososososo much <333333333333 i need more content of them so bad

## The Pepsiverse

It's not an OC universe. This nickname was given by Cornets after Pepsi had given their classmates nicknames and talked a lot about them. **also reminder these are REAL PEOPLE and MINORS**

### The Cryptoboys

#### Cryptoboy

Cryptoboy, one of the first to come into the Pepsiverse. All of Pepsi's friends known him. As his name implies, he is into Cryptocoin and NFTs. You'd think he's some greasy teenager who's got nothing better to do, and he IS! But that's what makes him funny, isn't it? I mean... he's not that funny though. His dirty jokes are a little weird if you ask me, but hey my humor is a bit sensitive too so it's okay!

#### Cryptoboy's BF (Best Friend) #1

The less famous Cryptoboy BF, he's more normal than the 2nd one, so obivously Pepsi is not going to talk about him as much. He does seem like a genuinely nice guy if you put his Crypto shenanigans and NFTs aside.

#### Cryptoboy's BF (Best Friend) #2

The more famous Cryptoboy BF. Pepsi talks about him often, sometimes even mistakes him for #1. For some strange reason, he is very kind to Pepsi. They aren't sure why, but they appreciate it.

### Nerd Boys

The nerd boys are the group of nerds sitting behind Pepsi in class. They're all best friends, however some of them are a little weird... Not in the bad way, like just, normal weird. It's okay though. They made a disstrack on their spanish teacher, and honestly, it was a good song. They put some real effort into that bro WTF.

#### Nerd Boy #1

A total gangster (Not Really Tbh). He really, really, REALLY likes Minecraft. Pepsi would like to be his friend, but is too shy to talk to him unless they're in a crowded place/group with others.

#### Nerd Boy #2

He's a bit nitpicky, not gonna lie. He's definitely really smart but sometimes he's a little cruel to his friends. Pepsi's always in a history assignment group with him for some reason.

#### Nerd Boy #3

Formerly known as "mein Kätzchen" in a game of Truth or Dare. Everytime we play truth or dare with the app with this guy, it rigs Pepsi with him. Always. It's like the app ships them.

#### Nerd Boy #4

Newest addition to the nerd boys. Not much is known about him, but he's genuinely friendly and a nice guy.

#### Undertale Boy

Why does he have a name after his interest? Pepsi's not sure, but they kept that name since everyone recognizes it now. He talks weird. If you ask him a math equation, he will begin answering with a bunch of fancy words before he actually reveals his answer like 4 sentences later.

### BFFS

If it wasn't obvious, Pepsi's best friends for life. These are the people Pepsi is most comfortable around them and she will always be there for them.

#### Fistbump Boys

The 2 fistbump boys are Pepsi's BFFS. They were named "Fistbump Boys" because they started giving Pepsi and her girl bestfriends a fist bump everyday at school. All 3 share a liking for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Spy X Family and Mob Psycho 100. As well as that, they share similar humor. Pepsi learned the phrase "Ich küss dein Auge" and "Ich küss dein Herz" from these 2. They are ordered by their ethnicity, because Pepsi does not know how else to order them since they're so similar.

##### Viet Fistbump Boy

He's a silly guy. Pepsi lost against him in arm wrestling, almost winning against him, but he had "Jotaro drip" on that day. Perhaps that's why Pepsi lost.. Should've come in a Jolyne closet cosplay. He believes watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does not make you gay.

##### Azerbaijani Fistbump Boy

He's a respectable & kind guy. Pepsi lost against him in arm wrestling, him winning easily. He believes watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does make you gay.

#### Girl Bestfriends

The name says it. Pepsi's girl bestfriends. They're always together during recess. I love them. <3

##### Bestfriend #1

Pepsi's bestfriend since their first day at this school, also the girlfriend of Azerbaijani Fistbump Boy. They've been friends for 2 years now. Sometimes Pepsi and Bestfriend #1 speak Russian, 'cause it's funny. They both seem to share similar experiences with family at home. And yes Sou, it's the glasses girl in the pink shirt.

##### Bestfriend #2

She became Pepsi's bestfriend later on in 8th grade after Bestfriend #1 introduced Pepsi to her 2 other bestfriends. Unfortunately one of them now left to go to another school, but the trio is still going strong.

###### Bestfriend #3

As previously mentioned in Bestfriend #2's description, this bestfriend has left to go to another city & school. She had a lot of conflict with other classmates, especially German boy.

### No Category/Other

#### Math boy

Is he written Mathboy or Math boy? idk i actually forgot. This guy was named after his big liking for mathematics, which Pepsi also likes! Math is the best subject fr. Pepsi thinks he views them as a weirdo, because he has said multiple times that Pepsi is too quiet, but was surprised when Pepsi was really talkative to their BFFS. He's racist.

#### German boy

The other best friend of the fistbump boys. He's had a lot of conflict with Bestfriend #3, which is why my bestfriends make fun of him. Actually. he's half Polish too so he's not fully German, but Pepsi gave him this name anyway.

##### MCYT/DSMP girl

They wrote a german Tommyinnit x Female Reader fanfiction before. I'm not sure if they stopped writing or reading stuff like that, but she's still a Dream SMP fan. Sou knows her as "blurred face girl".

##### FNAF girl

Also a friend of Pepsi!!! They're from the other class though. They really, really, really like FNAF. They also are a writer and make OCs.

## Pepsi's Secret

I'm actually Zeki Müller from Fack Ju Göhte. I'm sorry I had to reveal it to you guys like this. I know many of you will be shocked to hear this, especially after I revealed that I am also Lasurluca. I hope you can all still support me, because it was really hard coming out as Zeki Müller, the hottest man on earth.

Also I have a crush on YITLOML