Mad Heroes transcript

Go back to Mayonnaise

[*At BHA, Jake is teaching]*

Jake: So if you're mom gets suspicious of where you are going, you make up a lie and the list of lies are---

Amika: [interrups] I know one, your friend got eaten by an elephant and you need to grab him out

Alisa: That just sounds fake in sooo many ways, I got a better one, you "forgot" [does air quotes] your phone at school or any other place so you're going to fetch it

Amika: But they will say you're going to break in and forbid you to do that

Jason: I got one, a robber is holding your friend hostage so you are going to distract him and free your friend

Bryan: I got one, your school is on fire!

Amika: BUUUT, your parents will say your school must call the fire department, and if anything goes wrong, they can place us in a new school

Jake: You are all wrong, except for Jason [Jason shows respect sign]. The most PROFESSIONAL lie is, "A celebrity is on ninth street so I'm going to get their signature that is only for whatever age you guys are.

Bryan: We are 13 and a half, well I'm 13 and a half and also Jason, wait but Jason is 13 and half and 10 seconds

Jake: Age doesn't matter right now!

Alisa: Well, I'll go outside and home if we don't go up to the lair to fight crime! Take us there now!

Jake: Nah! Lets keep learning lies

Alisa: Cummon guys, let us chant till our teacher says yes

Jake: Don't you dare!

Everyone: [chanting] Let us go see the lair! Let us go see the lair! (x3)

Jake: Fine! Transform and lets go to the Lair

[All transform, goes to back room and goes through tube]

Telia: I love this place like it's my house

Schwoz: Hey little ones [Cooking up soup]. I am making some delicious soupy soup with Mayo, you must drink it to build up your power strength

WindGirl: Nope [Leaves]

Telia: Oh, uhm, my friend got eaten by an elephant and I must save her.

Jake: That's a big fat LIE. No. 1: All your friends are here No.2: How do you know without cheking your phone No. 3: That's a lie Miks gave earlier

Telia: Oh look already on my lying game, BYE! [leaves]

Bryan: My........... friend-is, UHMMMMM..................... on..... fire, yep fire and I must pur water on her, I mean him, her, wait him actually her, but him, let me just BYE [Leaves]

Jake: That was..... just odd

Schwoz: Right? Atleast Jason didn't leave

Jason: Oh, I'm just uncomfortable [teleports]

[THEME SONG]

[In Amika's bedroom]

Amika: [Wakes up scaridly] Somethings not right, maybe Schwoz's mayonnaise got in my head, NO! why did I mention the M word

Jason: Right?!

Amika: [Screams in fear] Jason!? , what are you doing here? You scared me!

Jason: Couldn't stop thinking about Mayonnaise, so I thought your bedroom was safe, but you just mentioned Mayonnaise

Amika: You dont like mayonnaise either?!

Jason: Hate it, but not as much as pickles, If I could throw---

[Alisa zaps open the window and walks in]

Alisa: Hey guys, Jason?!

Jason: [in shock] What are you doing here?

Alisa: Couldn't sleep, Keep smelling Schwoz's mayo in my sleep

Amika: Right, I mean, If I could pick any food to throw out of this world, it's Mayo

Jason: Mine, is pickles, but I also hate mayonnaise

Alisa: Right, why do you guys hate mayonnaise?!

[It goes dead silent]

Alisa: Right, Uhm, Amika should go first, then Jace over there and then me or probably not me?!

Amika: Why should I go first? You asked so you should go first

Jason: Right!

Alisa: Well, you should go first though

Amika: Never in 200 billion years!!!!!

Alisa: Well, Jason should go first, like they always say, boys first

Jason: Uhm, pretty sure they always say "Ladies first, men last" so one of you two should go first

Alisa: It's agreed, Amika you should go first since I asked the question

Amika: I will not go! It should be you, if you tell us!, we will tell you Mrs. I Hate Mayonnaise

Alisa: You hate Mayonnaise more than me Mrs. I hate mayonnaise more

Amika's mom: Sweetie Pie, is that you, you're supposed to be sleeping while I give Haylee A bath, who are you talking to?

Haylee: Mom, I don't need a bath!!!

Amika's Mom: Yes you do honey, you stink, I'd get your father to do it but you know, he's in space!

Amika: Guys get outta here, my mom may come!

Jason: Byee [teleports]

Alisa: KK [Jumps out a window]

Amika: Did you just jump out a window?!!

Alisa: There is a ladder!

Amika: Oh!!

[IN THE LAIR]

Amika: AAH, stressing out. AM I GOING MAD! I CAN LITERALLY SMELL THAT MAYONNAISE! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME? [Sees letter attached to bottle] What is this? [picks up letter] This is Schwoz's handwriting

Amika [reading in her head with Schwoz's voice]: Hi, It's Schwoz, from werk, Drink this, It strengthens your Power, I know That I should give it to you instead of writing a note but there is a bouncing Competition And I really wanna go there so I am getting a ticket it is hard to get on of them so drink it. Luv, Schwoz from werk

Amika: [Grabs bottle] Maybe, it won't be soo bad I mean [tries to take a sip] No, the smell [drops bottle] Ugh, oh no, now there is mayo soup on the floor, arrgh. Maybe no one will know if I leave, it will solve all the problems

Computer: ALERT! ALERT! An old guy approaching

Old guy on camera: Hello, is this the home for elderlies

Amika: Weird, on level 10 so lock tube and elavator

Computer: Locking tube and.. elevator

Amika: Right, let me go to back room, before any more old men approach [goes down to back room]

[AT BHA]

Jake: [standing on top of a desk] Come on Alisa just help me out over here! People are dying in that emergency and you're on the phone

Alisa: [On social media live] So you see, My amiga, named Amika hates Mayonnaise, it's just normal, none of y'all be dissin' her, because it's normal

Jake: Earth to Alisa, help me out over here before everyone dies

Alisa: Sorry, my peeps gotta end my live

Jake: Phew!

Alisa: To talk to my celebs

Jake: Cummon! Help me!

Alisa: But y'all know, I love life at my school! [ended live] Now simply to send a text scarlet jo---

[Jake throws a book at her]

Alisa: Ow! You could have made make a mistake

Jake: So what?!

Alisa: When you send a message to a celebrity, it has to be perfect with no mistakes and it has to make sense unless you want them to block you and never text you again

Jake: AARGH! Just help me so I can respond to the emergency!

Alisa: We already responded to the emergency!

Jake: No we didn't!

Alisa: Yes, we did, and Alayah is giving us a shout out on the news right now

[On the news]

Alayah: And I would love to give A Shout Out To The Hero League, with initialism HL and the members are..., Telia, Wind Girl, Supermover And Thunderboy, my personal favorite for saving our town from Mr. Pout

[Back to reality]

Jake: Well this is a new one, just help me down here right now, Alisa!

Alisa: No, don't care!

Jake: Don't care what? If you don't let me down, Imma cut the........ **INTERNET**

Alisa: [gasps] You cruel old man, fine [lets him down]

[Amika enters the class]

[Schwoz also enters]

Alisa: So you wanna cut the internet, I have to power to connect it again with..... [tries to zap Jake but hits Amika and Chair]

Amika: [in pain] Ouweeeeeee Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Ouchieeeeeeeeeeeee

Alisa: Sorry Miks

Amika: It's okay, I manned up and drank that mayoooooo [goes in a low pitched voice by ooo and turns evil]

Alisa: Miks, you okay girl?

Amika: Do I look okay? [in scary voice] Imma rob a bank and steal money

Alisa: Okay, I can handle scary movies, but that from Miks, dat's creepy

Amika: Who gone stop me, I am goin' to do dat

Alisa: Schwoz, your weird mayo soup made Miks evil, Now I am scared because I drank the juice

Schwoz: But how did she turn evil, I followed all ingredients properly, it's supposed to make her Powerfal not eval

Alisa: Power**ful** and ev**i**l not fal and val

Schwoz: Powerfiul and eviul

Alisa: Nailed it! [in sarcastic voice]

[Alisa transforms and turns evil too]

Schwoz: Oopsie!

Jake: What Schwoz?

Schwoz: Eh, instead of putting olive oil, I mighta put eval oil instead

Jake: What?!

Schwoz: I'm sorry, they are so close to each other, I'd thought that ze evil oil is di olive oil

Jake: Well start making a cure quick. You Know, its kinda weird, They look weird as evil

Schwoz: Offensive much!

Jake: I mean, if I were evil, I'd still be handsome

Schwoz: Well

Jake: Okay, now go mix up your mayo soup [in voice mocking Schwoz]

[Schwoz Mixing up his mayo soup with olive oil this time]

Schwoz: Let's just add a little more salt than before

[Gives it to Alisa to drink and she turns back to normal]

[Amika starts running around angrily]

Bryan: Oh I got an idea, lets lock her up!

Alisa: And then grab a chainsaw, use it to break through the cage and then slowly we--

Jason: Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, we know where you're going with this. Whoa, Look at her she wants to be let out

[Amika slashing against cage]

Alisa: Maybe I should zap her to her senses [tries to zap Amika but misses and hits cage] Dangit

Jake: AAARGH! Today is booriiinggggggggggggggggggggggg! Let me use my phone [playing his own game, Henry Danger: Crime Warp]

[On News]

Swellview Reporter: BREAKING NEWS, Frittles Was Stolen At 20:00  With a Brown truck with a guy that has a red shirt with a weird unique number plate

[Back to reality]

Schwoz: Eh, probably Jake

Alisa: [surprised face] I was just about to say the same thing

Jason: Right

Jake: What makes you think it's me?

Alisa: Well for starters you're wearing a Red T-Shirt

Jason: And you drive with the BROWN Man truck with it's funny number plate C3A1P6T1A1I9N4, that is so weird

Schwoz: And you were out at 20:00

Jason: Ooops, sorry I gotta run, My mom is making me clean my room, See ya later [leaves]

[Blackout happens]

Alisa: Whoa, what just happened

Jake: Looks like a stage 2 blackout, probably gone over the city

[Shows electricity going off citywide]

Jake: Right, anyway dummies, I am going to bust open the door and say " Bad Up Jeff'

Alisa: Bad Up?

Jake: You know, bad up the phrase young kids use

Alisa: It's man up

Jake: It's tot's not

Alisa: Aww, it's cute when you try to act young

Schwoz: Well, I tracked Jeff down to that movie store Dull is dirty

Jake: Aww, that's so sweet

Schwoz: And I made a cure for Amika that doesn't contain Mayonnaise

Jake: Aww, that's s sweet

[Schwoz gives cure to Amika and she goes back to normal]

[One hour later]

Jake: I'm disappointed you guys never showed up

Alisa: [Laughs] So, we also fight crime

Amika: Though I turned evil, now I will for sure NEVER eat mayonnaise again

Jason: Sorry, dude

Bryan: If we take the next call will you be happy

Jake: Well

Jason: Oh, look crime on the news

[ON NEWS]

Alayah: Invisible Mayo Is On The Loose At New Mini Store Mayo Loves You in the big store Life is a food

[BACK TO REALITY]

[NEW SCENE]

[WindGirl and Telia enter]

WindGirl: Hey!, When I saw blow you with wind you say what? Blow you with wind!

Invisible Mayo: What?

[WindGirl blows him with wind and catches the expensive Mayo]

Invisible Mayo: Watch the wind lady

Telia: If you want me to zap you to next week say what

Invisible Mayo: What????

[Telia shoots lighting ball at him and he falls again]

[Just as he stands up Supermover teleports behind him and hits him]

Supermover: YAY, we took em down

WindGirl: Now, to unmask you [removes mask] [Supermover and Telia gasp] Time Looper

Time Looper: Uhhhhhhh, Byee [runs away]

Boss: Yay, give an applaud to Hero League

[ON NEWS]

Alayah: There you heard it, Hero League had just saved the most expensive mayonnaise. They are sure making up for letting Beverly Hills criminals outta jail

[BACK TO REALITY IN THE LAIR]

Jake: [impressed] Wow, you guys actually saved the most expensive mayonnaise

Amika: We did, and I am proud

Bryan: [sad] I wasn't there to save it

Jake: Cheer up buddy, anyjake, Wanna tell us why you hate Mayonnaise

Jason: I'll go first, because I had got stuck in a mayonnaise pit and it was so lumpy and yuckish

Bryan: Same thing for me

Alisa: For me, we'll need a flashback

[FLASHBACK]

Alisa:[narrator voice] I was having fun at my eight birthday, a mayonnaise truck fell on my house and through my sunroof mayonnaise fell on me and people called me Mayo Girl

Kids: Mayo Girl! Mayo Girl! Mayo Girl!

[BACK TO REALITY]

Jake: [laughing] Mayo Girl!

Alisa: Anyone who calls me "Mayo Girl" is going to get zapped to next week. If Piper hadn't destroyed the memory wiper after you and Thunder Girl fought Dreng, I would've wiped those people's memories

Bryan: There was a memory wiper!

Amika: Poor Bryan

Alisa: You know, I think one of those boys from my party stole my phone

Jake: Well, Amika now your story

Amika: No! No, No ,no, no, no, no, no, no and no [goes down to class and leaves the room]