2010/Party Prince Thor

## Timeline

### Current

2010

*"You're Thor? As in Thor, the Norse god of thunder?"
"I don't know anything about horse gods, but I do know how to bring the thunder."*
―Jane Foster and Thor[src]
This is a timeline of events which occurred in **2010** in a reality where Thor Odinson was raised as an only child.

## 2010

### June

#### 1st

* Odin enters the Odinsleep while Frigga and Thor watch. A choir sings him to sleep. Once he is asleep, Frigga leaves, declaring her intent to celebrate the solstice.
* Walking to the Rainbow Bridge, Frigga tells Thor to study and learn about the Nine Realms, reminding him that Heimdall will be watching. She leaves, and Heimdall glares at Thor, who says he is going to study and leaves. Once his mother has left, Thor tells the Warriors Three and Sif that he intends to throw a party. Although Hogun is hesitant, Thor says that they will celebrate at a place that no one will pay attention to: Midgard.
* Jane Foster naps in her van while Darcy Lewis tries to flick peanuts into a mug. They detect energy, and Lewis wakes Foster up. Foster attempts to talk to the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., believing an alien threat to be coming, but gets hung up on.
* Lewis watches as a meteor approaches, while Foster attempts to convince someone on the phone that a threat is coming. Foster joins Lewis and watches them land, realizing that they are too late.
* **Party on Midgard**:
	+ Thor and his friends land in Las Vegas announcing that they will be having a party. Music starts and the crowd starts partying as The Watcher watches, noting the difference between the upbringing of this Thor and an alternate Thor.
	+ The party rages as party guests toast to Thor. Thor welcomes his friends and celebrates as more guests arrive.
	+ Lewis and Foster stand at the party, confused. Foster learns that Thor was the first alien to arrive, wanting to make first contact, but Lewis points out that many people have already talked to him, suggesting that she could make first contact with Howard the Duck, upsetting Howard.
	+ Thor is impressed with the Skrulls' ability to shapeshift, and is approached by Foster, who introduces herself. Thor introduces himself, and talks about the food at the party. Foster recognizes Thor's name, flirts with Thor. Foster asks Thor if he was responsible for the destruction of Alpha Star Icarus, and Thor describes the party he held on the planet. Foster tries to show him the data about the destruction, but Thor is impressed by her tablet and calls her a genius. Foster is flattered as Thor compliments her eyes, enamoring Foster.
	+ Howard offers Lewis half-priced nachos, and Lewis agrees, insisting that they are not on a date. Howard suggests they see where the night evolves.
	+ Thor and Lewis dance while the Grandmaster DJs. The Grandmaster briefly stops the music before releasing foam and resuming the music.
	+ Thor and Foster watch as Nebula has Korg blow on her dice before rolling them and winning her gamble.
	+ Nick Fury approaches Thor, but is cut off by the Einherjar. Fury starts to ask Thor to stop, but Korg runs into him and sends him flying. He lands and is knocked unconscious.
	+ Volstagg takes off on a liquid-powered jetpack and crashes, to Drax's amusement.
	+ An Elvis impersonator marries Lewis and Howard.
	+ Thor and Foster get matching tattoos.

#### 2nd

* Jane Foster is woken up in Thor's hotel room by her cell phone, which she ignores. Both her cell phone and the hotel phone start ringing as she tries to turn them off. Brock Rumlow starts knocking on the door, demanding that she open it. Foster slowly makes her way to the door as Rumlow announces himself to be from S.H.I.E.L.D.. Foster opens the door as Maria Hill introduces herself. Hill says that she hopes Foster will be the key to eliminating Thor, saying that Nick Fury was injured by the party.
* Thor wakes up, making noise, which Foster claims is a friend. She attempts to close the door, but Hill stops her and brings her and Darcy Lewis to the Helicarrier.
* Foster tells Hill all she knows, and Phil Coulson reports that the party atmosphere is spreading. Foster is upset to hear that he left and went to Paris. Rumlow brings the Transmitter Pager to contact Carol Dancers for help.
* Thor takes a selfie with Ayesha, K, and the Sovereign Chambermaid. Thor is approached by Loki and several Frost Giants, who tease each other but then greet each other excitedly.
* **Attack on Thor**:
	+ Danvers enters the atmosphere and approaches the party. Thor and Loki believe it to be a shooting star, and Loki makes a wish. Danvers lands and greets Thor, who introduces himself. Danvers asks Thor to leave, and Thor attempts to ask Danvers to leave. Danvers punches Thor, sending him flying back. Thor calls Danvers a party pooper, so Danvers again punches Thor.
	+ Danvers attempts to ask the rest to leave, but is hit by Mjølnir as Thor lands. The two stand off. Danvers asks him to put the hammer down, but Thor creates a windstorm and hits her, sending her flying to the United Kingdom, near the Stonehenge, nearly knocking it over. Thor lands near her, and pushes Stonehenge over, breaking the monument. Thor taunts Danvers, who gets angry and punches him, sending him to the United States of America without Mjolnir.
	+ Thor summons Mjolnir while Danvers lands, leading to a duel, and Danvers knocks Mjolnir out of Thor's hand, punching him several times. Thor throws lightning at Danvers, who absorbs it, shocking Thor. Danvers punches Thor into the ground, and throws him again. Thor catches Mjolnir and flies toward Danvers, who starts punching him. They fly over a tropical island while a woman relaxes, and continue fighting as they fly through clouds. They land in Paris, and Thor puts Mjolnir on top of her, saying that she is getting a time out. People start chanting "Pooper" at her.

#### 3rd

* Maria Hill scolds Carol Danvers for failing to stop Thor. Lewis introduces herself, and Danvers says that her full power would cause fatalities. Jane Foster receives a call from Thor, and leaves to accept it.
* Thor asks when he will see Foster again, and Foster asks if he destroyed the planet at their last party. Thor assures her that no one got hurt, and Foster says bye. Hill and Danvers agree to lure Thor to Siberia and unleash her full power on him, but Foster defends Thor, causing Hill to kick her and Lewis out.
* Howard the Duck approaches Lewis while Foster attempts to call Thor. However, Loki answers while Thor eats Chinese food. Loki asks if Foster has a friend and drops the phone, breaking it. Foster throws her phone in frustration, and Lewis suggests calling Thor's mother. Foster embraces Lewis as she realizes that other Norse gods likely exist.
* A group of Frost Giants spins a ferries wheel, sending it rolling away.
* Surtur flirts with the Statue of Liberty, putting his arm on the statue's shoulder, causing its arm to fall off. Surtur rushes away.
* A group of Frost Giants sculpt facial hair onto the faces of Mount Rushmore National Memorial.
* Surtur plays limbo with electrical wires but breaks them, causing a city-wide blackout.
* Korg dances while Thor announces his intention to slide on the Sydney Opera House. He attempts to do it while people cheer, but is intercepted by Danvers, who launches Thor into Siberia.
* Lewis connects wires and sends a signal to Heimdall, who brings Foster to Asgard. Foster greets Heimdall, who sends her through another portal, Foster finds herself in front of Frigga and her friends. Foster tells Frigga that Thor is on Earth, causing destruction due to a party.
* Danvers prepares her powers, and Hill tells Brock Rumlow to prepare nukes in case Danvers gets distracted. Hill continues her countdown while Danvers and Thor prepare to fight. Phil Coulson asks about Danvers, and Hill insists that she will be fine. She finishes her countdown as Thor and Danvers prepares to fight, but Frigga sends a projection of herself to ask what he is doing. Thor says that he is studying in a cultural exchange, and Frigga says that she will see for herself, asking for his syllabus.
* Thor begs Danvers for help, but Danvers leaves. Thor asks Loki for help, but Loki says that they are about to make a slingshot out of the Gateway Arch.
* Frigga says goodbye to her sisters and asks for a portal from Heimdall, leaving for Earth.
* Thor asks Loki to help clean, and Drax vomits. Loki believes Thor to be joking, but Thor says that Frigga is coming. Loki denies Thor any help while he attempts to leave.
* Frigga arrives at the Himinbjorg, where she glares at Heimdall, who sends her to Earth.
* Thor tries to end the party and asks everyone to clean up, but Drax says that he is ruining the party. The crowd walks away. Thor begs everyone for help and cries. He summons lightning and flies up, demanding that everyone listen to him, announcing that Frigga is coming and is angry.
* Thor reconstructs Stonehenge, as other party guests return the Gateway Arch is returned.
* Thor summons lightning and brings power to the area where Surtur caused a blackout, while Surtur uses his fire abilities to weld the Statue of Liberty's arm back on.
* Thor hits Mount Rushmore with his hammer, causing the ice sculptures on it to fall off, while the Frost Giants work to replace the Ferris Wheel they broke.
* Thor reorients the Leaning Tower of Pisa, straightening it out.
* Thor scrubs graffiti, and begins sweating as Frigga continues her descent.
* Frigga lands on Earth and sees Thor with a group pretending to study. The group greets Thor, and Frigga expresses her doubt. Danvers appears and gives her information about human civilizations. Thor thanks her. Frigga thanks her, as Thor summons Mjolnir, embarrassed to find it decorated for the party. Thor offers to explain, and Frigga is disappointed.
* Later that day, Foster sits in her van and is approached by Thor, who gives her flowers. Thor asks her on a date at her requests, and asks her to pick her up at eight o'clock. She re-enters the truck and Thor walks away.
* The Watcher watches Thor walk away, satisfied that he and Foster are getting a happy ending, however, he gets confused as a portal opens in front of Thor, bringing Ultron Sentries led by Ultron.
* **Attack on Las Vegas**:
	+ Thor battles Ultron Sentries, complaining that they had ruined his date with Foster. The Watcher appears and attempts to tell Thor that he has been chosen for a mission. However, Thor is distracted by destroying the sentries and announcing the defeat of each one. The Watcher tries unsuccessfully to get Thor's attention, telling him to calm down. Annoyed, the Watcher picks Thor up and tells him that he has been chosen for a mission, while Thor screams.
* After joining the Guardians of the Multiverse, Thor is returned to the exact moment he left. Upon his return, Foster runs to Thor and hugs him, celebrating the defeat of Ultron.

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.20 1.21 1.22 1.23 1.24 1.25 1.26 1.27 1.28 1.29 1.30 1.31 1.32 1.33 1.34 1.35 1.36 1.37 1.38 1.39 1.40 1.41 1.42 1.43 1.44 1.45 *What If...?: 1.07: What If... Thor Were an Only Child?*
2. ↑ 2.00 2.01 2.02 2.03 2.04 2.05 2.06 2.07 2.08 2.09 2.10 2.11 2.12 2.13 2.14 2.15 2.16 2.17 2.18 2.19 2.20 2.21 2.22 2.23 2.24 2.25 2.26 2.27 2.28 2.29 2.30 2.31 2.32 2.33 2.34 2.35 2.36 2.37 2.38 2.39 2.40 2.41 2.42 2.43 2.44 2.45 2.46 2.47 In *What If... Thor Were an Only Child?*, an alternate universe is shown with events parallel to the events of *Thor*, including Odin entering the Odinsleep. It can therefore be taken that these events happened on the same dates as in the main universe.
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 *What If...?: 1.09: What If... The Watcher Broke His Oath?*