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The Know-It-Alls with Loud Kiddington

**The Know-It-Alls with Loud Kiddington** is the C part of twenty-sixth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

Loud Kiddington peers into the future to see this episode's skits.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. The Invention of Paper (105 AD) (Revised version)
2. Theme - Loud Kiddington Opening Theme
3. The Know-It-Alls with Loud Kiddington Introduction
4. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
5. Horse buys the Electric Bulb (1879)

### Act 2

1. Toast Jingle (Home Improvement parody)
2. Ask Me If I Care: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1885)
3. The Honest of Cowboys

### Act 3

1. First Gatling Gun of Richard Jordan Gatling (1862)

### Act 4

1. The Confucius Group: NBA Players
2. Histeria! Weather Channel: Loud Kiddington and Cortez-Man (1998 Severe Flood at Texas)

### Act 5

1. Silly President Tricks (Loud Kiddington version)
2. Theme - Loud Kiddington Closing Theme
Robert Schumann

**Robert Schumann** (German: [ˈʁoːbɛʁt ˈʃuːman]; 8 June 1810 – 29 July 1856) was a German composer, pianist, and influential music critic. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest composers of the Romantic era. Schumann left the study of law, intending to pursue a career as a virtuoso pianist. His teacher, Friedrich Wieck, a German pianist, had assured him that he could become the finest pianist in Europe, but a hand injury ended this dream. Schumann then focused his musical energies on composing.

In 1840, Schumann married Friedrich Wieck's daughter Clara Wieck, after a long and acrimonious legal battle with Friedrich, who opposed the marriage. A lifelong partnership in music began, as Clara herself was an established pianist and music prodigy. Clara and Robert also developed a close relationship with German composer Johannes Brahms.

Until 1840, Schumann wrote exclusively for the piano. Later, he composed piano and orchestral works, and many Lieder (songs for voice and piano). He composed four symphonies, one opera, and other orchestral, choral, and chamber works. His best-known works include *Carnaval*, *Symphonic Studies*, *Kinderszenen*, *Kreisleriana*, and the *Fantasie in C*. Schumann was known for infusing his music with characters through motifs, as well as references to works of literature. These characters bled into his editorial writing in the *Neue Zeitschrift für Musik* (New Journal for Music), a Leipzig-based publication that he co-founded.

Schumann suffered from a mental disorder that first manifested in 1833 as a severe melancholic depressive episode—which recurred several times alternating with phases of "exaltation" and increasingly also delusional ideas of being poisoned or threatened with metallic items. What is now thought to have been a combination of bipolar disorder and perhaps mercury poisoning led to "manic" and "depressive" periods in Schumann's compositional productivity. After a suicide attempt in 1854, Schumann was admitted at his own request to a mental asylum in Endenich (now in Bonn). Diagnosed with *psychotic melancholia*, he died of pneumonia two years later at the age of 46, without recovering from his mental illness.
The Articles of Confederation Show

**The Articles of Confederation Show** is the C-part of twenty-fourth episode of the show overall.

## Summary

Loud Kiddington is the host about Articles of Confederation Show which Histeria! goes party all around.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! (Mr. Peabody and Sherman parody)
2. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
3. Articles of Confederation Part 1 (Captain Colonial-Man and George Washington) (1789)

### Act 2

1. Battle of Fort Charlotte (1780)
2. Before The Capture of Fort Ticonderoga (1775)
3. Capture of Fort Ticonderoga (May 10, 1775)

### Act 3

1. Before Midnight Ride (April 18, 1775)
2. Articles of Confederation Part 2 (Louie and Marie Are Gotta Go) (1789)

### Act 4

1. The Midnight Ride (April 18, 1775)
2. Publish the Horse Acres: Thomas Nelson gave Nelson to Washington (1778)
The Articles of Confederation (Histeria! episode)

**The Articles of Confederation** is an one hundred and eighty-fourth episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

Loud Kiddington and his horse Steedberg are the hosts of The Articles of Confederation which has written by Continental Congress.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! (Simpsons parody)
2. Loud Kiddington Jingle
3. Prologue
4. The Articles of Confederation (1777)
5. The Continental Congress (1781)

### Act 3

1. The War of 1812 (1812)
2. Epilogue

## Voice Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. Billy West as Steedberg (Loud Kiddington's Horse), John Hancock, and Ben Franklin
3. Frank Welker as Father Time
4. Robby Benson as Alexander Hamilton
5. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
6. Mary Gibbs as Big Fat Baby
7. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington and John Dickinson
8. Rob Paulsen as Soldier and James Madison
9. Jim Cummings as Heavy
10. Gregg Berger as Engineer
11. Tress MacNeille as Toast
12. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
13. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy
14. Frank Thomas as Himself
15. Ollie Johnston as Himself
16. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
17. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
18. Tara Strong as Charity Bazaar
19. Michael J Gough as Bill Straightman
20. Todd Stashwick as Pule Houser
21. Tony Jay as General Baron Von Steuben
22. Jeff Bennett as Lucky Bob
23. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
The Football Player

**The Football Player** is an E part of first episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summery

The show comes to the National Football League so everyone meets Dan Marino and explore the other football players, with John Madden and Pat Summerall.

## Cast

1. Dan Marino as Himself
2. Carl Lumbly as Ron Rivers
3. Andre Sogliuzzo as Joe Montana
4. Maurice LaMarche as Danny Wuerffel
5. Frank Welker as Father Time
6. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
7. Rob Paulsen as Cliff "Captain Crash" Harris
8. Billy West as Confucius
9. Pat Summerall as Himself
10. John Madden as Himself
11. Rupert Murdoch as Himself
12. Rosey Grier as Himself
13. Troy Aikman as Himself
14. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
15. Tress MacNeille as Toast
Science vs. Inventors

**Science vs. Inventors** is an D part of fifty-fourth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Voice Cast

1. Frank Welker as Father Time
2. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
3. Robin Atkin Downes as Alexander Graham Bell, James Naismith and Ignaz Philip Semmelweiz
4. Tom Kane as Rudolf Diesel
5. Jim Cummings as Heavy
6. Charles Martinet as Joseph Stalin
7. Maurice LaMarche as Carl Benz and Abe Lincoln
8. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
9. Tress MacNeille as Toast
10. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
11. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
12. Billy West as Chit Chatterson
13. Dale Earnhardt as Himself
14. Michael Jordan as Himself
15. John Cleese as Soldier
16. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
The Battle for Napoleonic Era

**The Battle for Napoleonic Era** is an one hundred and eighty-sixth episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

Napoleon Bonaparte and Marie Louise are the hosts of The Battle for Napoleonic Era.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! (The Fresh Prince of Bel Air parody)
2. The Time Has Come (song) (Alice in Wonderland parody)
3. Top 5 Greatest French in History

### Act 2

1. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
2. Battle of Friedland (1807)

### Act 3

1. The Wright Brothers at The Waterloo (1815)

## Voice Cast

1. Jerry Orbach as Napoleon Bonaparte
2. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
3. Billy West as Steedberg (Loud Kiddington's Horse)
4. Frank Welker as Father Time
5. Laraine Newman as Miss Information and Cho-Cho
6. Tress MacNeille as Toast and World's Oldest Woman
7. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
8. Tom Kenny as Levin August von Bennigsan
9. Stephen Hillenburg as The Wright Brothers
10. Tara Strong as Charity Bazaar
11. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
12. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
13. Mary Gibbs as Big Fat Baby
14. David Ogden Stiers as Robin Radgen Stiers
15. Rob Paulsen as Soldier, King Louis XVIII and Mr. Pitcher
16. Jim Cummings as Heavy and Jean Lannes
17. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic and Lionel Poilâne
18. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy and Michel Simon
19. Gregg Berger as Engineer
20. Corey Burton as King Stefan, Sniper and François Mitterrand
21. Mr. Lawrence as Johnny Elaine
22. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
23. Maurice LaMarche as Giacomo Agostini
The Golden Palomino Program

**The Golden Palomino Program** is an E part of is an sixty-sixth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summery

Loud Kiddington, Toast and Pepper Mills rides Mister Ed the horse where they can explore all random moments and celebrating Roy Rogers (played by Billy the Kid).

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! (Fractured Flickers parody)
2. Golden Palomino Program Opening
3. Billy Warren's Golden Palomino (1951)
4. Loud Kiddington at Keller, Texas (1881)
5. Big Fat Baby Theater: Alvin York (1887)

### Act 2

1. Loud Kiddington and Warners at Gold Rush (1848)
2. Loud Kiddington at Rock Creek Station (1860)
Sir Joshua Reynolds

**Sir Joshua Reynolds** is an one-time supporting character of Warner Bros' Histeria!. He hosts himself about Fox painting at the forests which it contains, but Lydia Karaoke doesn't want Reynolds and Professor Utonium to use gun or dog handlers to catch the fox if this is the kids show so only horses and dogs catches foxes.
President-Works Studios

**President-Works Studios** is an one hundred and seventy-sixth episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

The gang teams up with presidents of the united states with Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, Richard Nixon and Ulysses Grant about the presidential works studios.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! (Mister Ed parody)
2. Big Fat Road Baby Jingle
3. World War II (song)
4. Team Fortress Jingle
5. The Panama Canal (1910)

### Act 2

1. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
2. Grant's Warfare (1863)
3. Triumph Ulysses Grant Toy Commercial

### Act 3

1. The Watergate Scandal (1974)
2. Squeeze Me Nixon Toy Commercial

## Voice Cast

1. Billy West as Teddy Roosevelt, John Tyler (Jack Benny), Ben Franklin, Zachery Taylor (George Burns), Harry Truman, and Steedberg (Loud Kiddington's Horse)
2. Maurice LaMarche as FDR, Woodrow Wilson, Abe Lincoln (Johnny Carson), and George Washington (Bob Hope)
3. Jeff Bennett as Richard Nixon and William Henry Harrison
4. Corey Burton as Ulysses Grant, Thomas Jefferson (Hans Conried), and Sniper
5. Frank Welker as Father Time
6. Mary Gibbs as Big Fat Baby
7. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
8. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
9. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
10. Jason Alexander as John Adams
11. David Herman as Andrew Jackson
12. Rob Paulsen as Sammy Melman, Mr. Pitcher, and Soldier
13. Todd Stashwick as Pule Houser
14. Tress MacNeille as Toast and Molly Pitcher
15. Kevin Michael Richardson as Bernard Shaw
16. Steven Spielberg as Himself
17. E.G. Daily as Kip Ling
18. Jim Cummings as Heavy and William Howard Taft
19. Gregg Berger as Engineer
20. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
21. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy
22. Michael J Gough as Bill Straitman
The Jousting Show

**The Jousting Show** is an B part of eighty-sixth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

Loud Kiddington dressed as the jousting leader and hosts who has the swords, horses, horse armor, knights, lances and renaissance fair for fun that Histeria! Renaissance Fair built by histerians in New York City.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Loud Kiddington Opening Song
2. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
3. Jousting Acres (11th Century)
4. New York Renaissance Faire Part 1

### Act 2

1. The Gallery of Lances hosted by Gerald Ford
2. New York Renaissance Faire Part 2

### Act 3

1. New York Renaissance Faire Part 3
2. Theme - Loud Kiddington Closing Song

## Cast

### Main Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. Frank Welker as Father Time and Sir Lancelot
3. Andre Sogliuzzo as King Arthur and Spy
4. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
5. Jeff Bennett as Richard Nixon, King Hubert, and Lord Duke
6. Corey Burton as King Stefan
7. Nora Dunn as Queen Leah

### Major Cast

1. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
2. Tara Strong as Charity Bazaar
3. Tress MacNeille as Toast and World's Oldest Woman
4. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
5. John Cleese as Soldier
6. Jim Cummings as Heavy
7. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
8. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid

### Supporting Cast

1. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
2. Keith Diamond as Demoman
3. Rob Paulsen as Sammy Melman
4. Billy West as Chit Chatterson and Sir Minstrel
5. E.G. Daily as Kip Ling
6. Kath Soucie as Susanna
7. Grey DeLisle as Pepper Mills

### Special Guest Stars

1. Alan Rickman as King Phillip V
2. Don Novello as Leonardo Da Vinci
Sam Steele

Major General **Sir Samuel Benfield Steele** KCMG CB MVO (5 January 1848 – 30 January 1919) was a Canadian soldier and policeman. He was an officer of the North-West Mounted Police, head of the Yukon detachment during the Klondike Gold Rush, and commanding officer of Strathcona's Horse during the Boer War.
Tim Curry

**Timothy James Curry** (born 19 April 1946) is an English actor and singer. He rose to prominence for his portrayal of Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the film *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* (1975), reprising the role he had originated in the 1973 London and 1974 Los Angeles musical stage productions of *The Rocky Horror Show*.

Curry's other stage work includes various roles in the original West End production of *Hair*, Tristan Tzara in the 1975 West End and Broadway productions of *Travesties*, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in the 1980 Broadway production of *Amadeus*, Alan Swann in the Broadway production of *My Favourite Year*, and King Arthur in Broadway and West End productions of *Spamalot* from 2005 to 2007. His theatre accolades include three Tony Award nominations and two Laurence Olivier Award nominations.

Curry received further acclaim for his film and television roles, including Rooster Hannigan in the film adaptation of *Annie* (1982), Darkness in *Legend* (1985), Wadsworth in *Clue* (1985), Pennywise in the miniseries *It* (1990), the Concierge in *Home Alone 2: Lost in New York* (1992), Cardinal Richelieu in *The Three Musketeers* (1993), and Long John Silver in *Muppet Treasure Island* (1996). He has also gained acclaim for his voice acting roles, including his Daytime Emmy Award-winning performance as Captain Hook on *Peter Pan & the Pirates* (1990–1991), Hexxus in *FernGully: The Last Rainforest* (1992), Sir Nigel Thornberry on *The Wild Thornberrys* (1998–2004), and Palpatine on *Star Wars: The Clone Wars* (2012–2014), and playing the voice of Necrofer the Death Bringer in the upcoming animated film Dagon Troll World Chronicles in 2022.

As a singer, Curry has released three rock-focused studio albums: *Read My Lips* (1978), *Fearless* (1979), and *Simplicity* (1981).
Seth MacFarlane

**Seth Woodbury MacFarlane** (/məkˈfɑːrlɪn/; born October 26, 1973) is an American actor, screenwriter, producer, director, and singer, known for his work in animation and comedy. He is the creator of the television series *Family Guy* (1999–present) and *The Orville* (2017–present), and co-creator of the television series *American Dad!* (2005–present) and *The Cleveland Show* (2009–2013). He also wrote, directed, and starred in the films *Ted* (2012), its sequel *Ted 2* (2015), and *A Million Ways to Die in the West* (2014).

MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation. Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for television series including *Johnny Bravo*, *Cow and Chicken*, *Dexter's Laboratory*, and *Larry & Steve*. He made guest appearances as an actor on television series such as *Gilmore Girls*, *The War at Home*, *Star Trek: Enterprise*, and *FlashForward*. In 2008, he created the YouTube series *Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy*. He won several awards for his work on *Family Guy*, including five Primetime Emmy Awards and an Annie Award. In 2009, he won the Webby Award for Film & Video Person of the Year.

MacFarlane has performed as a singer at Carnegie Hall in New York City and the Royal Albert Hall in London. He has released seven studio albums, in the vein of Frank Sinatra, beginning with *Music Is Better Than Words* in 2011. MacFarlane has been nominated for five Grammy Awards for his music work. He hosted the 85th Academy Awards in 2013 and was nominated for Best Original Song for the song "Everybody Needs a Best Friend" from *Ted*.

MacFarlane was executive producer of the Neil deGrasse Tyson-hosted *Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey*, an update of the 1980s *Cosmos* series hosted by Carl Sagan. In 2020, he was inducted into the Television Hall of Fame.
The Dawn of Time Part 1

**"THE DAWN OF TIME PART 1"** is the thirty eighth episode of the show overall.

## Summary

Histeria! takes a scientific twist and looks at the dawn of time where only the World's Oldest Woman knows much about. Dinosaurs included!

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. The Dawn of Time Intro (1A) / Loud Kiddington's Big Bang Theory (The Dawn of Time Intro) (1B)
2. Theme - Histeria March
3. The Big Bang (3A) / Leonard Maltin interviews Steven Spielberg/Loud Kiddington & Fetch Opening Jingle (3B)
4. Miss Information and Company: Where'd Them Dinos Git To (4A) / Dinosaur Acres (100.000.000 B.C.)/Loud Kiddington & Fetch Closing Jingle (4B)

### Act 2

1. Pepper Mills Jingle
2. The Ones That Got Away (2A) / Making Friends with Wild Goats (10,000 B.C.)
3. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
4. Arabian Camel Hump (2nd century BC)
5. Loud and Steedberg Riding Through Eden (6500 AD)
6. Feeding Lion (4th Century B.C.)

### Act 3

1. World's Oldest Woman jingle (1A) / The Ballad of Father Time (1B)
2. World's Oldest Woman at the Dawn of Time (WOW and Straitman) (2A) / The Creation (6500 A.D.) (2B)
3. The Whales of Ocean (50 Million Years Ago)

### Act 4

1. Taming Camels, Horses, Donkeys and Llamas (6,000 B.C./2,000 B.C.)
2. Dramatic Reenactment of Behind the Bushes (6500 A.D.)
3. The Vomitorium Sketch (Loud Kiddington version)

### Act 5

1. When Was Creation?/Dawn of Time Outro (1A) / The Serpant (6500 A.D.) (Outro) (1B)

### Epilogue

1. Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnston (1980s)

## Voice Cast

### Main Cast

1. Frank Welker as Father Time
2. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
3. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
4. Blayne Weaver as Adam
5. Cathy Cavadini as Eve

### Major Cast

1. Tress MacNeille as Toast, World's Oldest Woman and Female Goat
2. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
3. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
4. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
5. Rob Paulsen as Mr. T-Rex, Male Dinosaur
6. Cree Summer as Mrs. T-Rex, Female Dinosaur, Aka Pella
7. Debi Derryberry as Pepper Mills
8. Billy West as Steedberg the Horse
9. Seth MacFarlane as God
10. Jim Cummings as Narrator, Male Oxen and Camel
11. Tim Curry as Serpant

### Supporting Cast

1. Andre Sogliuzzo as The Whale
2. Robin Atkin Downes as The Swordfish
3. Mike Henry as The Vulture #1
4. Todd Shoemaker as Velicoraptor
5. J.P. Manoux as Kuzco the Llama
6. Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants
7. Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs
8. Corey Burton as The Lion, The Vulture #2 and Thomas Jefferson

### Special Guest Stars

1. Don LaFontaine as Prologue Narrator
2. William H. Macy as Narrator
3. Frank Thomas as Himself
4. Ollie Johnston as Himself

### Live Action Cast

1. Leonard Maltin as Himself
2. Steven Spielberg as Himself
Presidentiversal Home Entertainment

**Presidentiversal Home Entertainment** is an one hundred and sixty-first episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

The Gang meets the hosts of the presidentiversal home entertainment: Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, John F. Kennedy, General Dwight D. Eisenhower and Warren G. Harding for the adventure of them all.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - It's Time For Histeria!
2. Big Fat Road Baby Jingle
3. President Kennedy in Dallas Texas (1900/1963)
4. Pepper Mills Jingle
5. Pepper's Pep Rally: Warren G. Harding (1920)

### Act 2

1. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
2. Progressive Acres: Progressive Era (with Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft and Woodrow Wilson)
3. Toast Jingle (Home Improvement parody)
4. Ask Me If I Care (with William Howard Taft)

### Act 3

1. Pepper's Pep Rally: Dwight D. Eisenhower (1944)
2. Ike's No Hair Club For Men (1944)

## Voice Cast

### Main Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. Grey DeLisle as Pepper Mills
3. Tress MacNeille as Toast and World's Oldest Woman
4. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
5. Frank Welker as Father Time
6. Laraine Newman as Miss Information

### Major Cast

1. Billy West as John Quincy Adams, John Tyler, Steedberg (Loud Kiddington's horse), and Teddy Roosevelt
2. Jim Cummings as Heavy and William Howard Taft
3. Earl Boen as Dwight D. Eisenhower
4. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic and Warren G. Harding
5. Dan Castellaneta as John F. Kennedy
6. John Cleese as Soldier
7. David Herman as Andrew Jackson
8. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
9. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
10. Cree Summer as Aka Pella

### Supporting Cast

1. Michael Gough as Bill Straitman
2. Rob Paulsen as Sammy Melman
3. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
4. Maurice LaMarche as FDR, George Washington, and Abe Lincoln
5. Jason Alexander as John Adams
6. Corey Burton as Thomas Jefferson
7. Jeff Bennett as Richard Nixon
8. Brian Donovan as Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Æthelstan

### Occupation

King of the Anglo-Saxons from 924 to 927 and King of the English from 927 to his death in 939

## Appearances

### Appears in

The Attack of the Vikings

**Æthelstan** or **Athelstan** (/ˈæθəlstæn/; Old English: *Æðelstān* [ˈæðelstɑːn]; Old Norse: *Aðalsteinn*; lit. 'noble stone'; c. 894 – 27 October 939) was King of the Anglo-Saxons from 924 to 927 and King of the English from 927 to his death in 939. He was the son of King Edward the Elder and his first wife, Ecgwynn. Modern historians regard him as the first King of England and one of the "greatest Anglo-Saxon kings". He never married and had no children; he was succeeded by his half-brother, Edmund I.

When Edward died in July 924, Æthelstan was accepted by the Mercians as king. His half-brother Ælfweard may have been recognised as king in Wessex, but died within three weeks of their father's death. Æthelstan encountered resistance in Wessex for several months, and was not crowned until September 925. In 927, he conquered the last remaining Viking kingdom, York, making him the first Anglo-Saxon ruler of the whole of England. In 934, he invaded Scotland and forced Constantine II to submit to him. Æthelstan's rule was resented by the Scots and Vikings, and in 937 they invaded England. Æthelstan defeated them at the Battle of Brunanburh, a victory that gave him great prestige both in the British Isles and on the Continent. After his death in 939, the Vikings seized back control of York, and it was not finally reconquered until 954.

Æthelstan centralised government; he increased control over the production of charters and summoned leading figures from distant areas to his councils. These meetings were also attended by rulers from outside his territory, especially Welsh kings, who thus acknowledged his overlordship. More legal texts survive from his reign than from any other 10th-century English king. They show his concern about widespread robberies and the threat they posed to social order. His legal reforms built on those of his grandfather, Alfred the Great. Æthelstan was one of the most pious West Saxon kings, and was known for collecting relics and founding churches. His household was the centre of English learning during his reign, and it laid the foundation for the Benedictine monastic reform later in the century. No other West Saxon king played as important a role in European politics as Æthelstan, and he arranged the marriages of several of his sisters to continental rulers.
Return to Flight

**Return to Flight** is an A part of eightieth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

The gang meets The Wright Brothers once again, Teddy Roosevelt, Laurence S. Kuter, Leonardo Da Vinci and the other pilots to take a flight.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Return to Flight Intro
2. Bicycle Repairs (1903)
3. A Brand New Airplane (1903)

### Act 2

1. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
2. Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)

### Act 3

1. Vickers Viscount Crash (November 17, 1957)
2. The Airplane Museum
3. Return to Flight Outro

## Voice Cast

### Main Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. John Cleese as Soldier and Orville Wright
3. Eric Idle as Wilbur Wright
4. Frank Welker as Father Time

### Major Cast

1. Charles Martinet as Joseph Stalin
2. Don Novello as Leonardo Da Vinci
3. Jim Cummings as Heavy
4. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
5. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy
6. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
7. Tress MacNeille as Toast and Molly Pitcher
8. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo

### Supporting Cast

1. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
2. Billy West as Teddy Roosevelt
3. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
4. Debi Derryberry as Pepper Mills
5. Tony Jay as Laurence Sherman Kuter
6. Kevin Michael Richardson as Otto von Bismarck
7. Jeff Bennett as Lucky Bob
8. Jerry Orbach as Napoleon Bonaparte

### Special Guest Stars

1. Ernest Borgnine as Mermaidman
2. Tim Conway as Barnacleboy
3. Seth MacFarlane as Narrator
4. Frank Thomas as Himself
5. Ollie Johnston as Himself
6. Richard M. Sherman as Himself
7. Robert B. Sherman as Himself
The Loud Kiddington and Steedberg the Horse Show

**The Loud Kiddington and Steedberg the Horse Show** is the c part of forty-fourth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

Loud Kiddington and Steedberg the Horse are the hosts about all of the historical horses rode by all historical figures.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! (The Simpsons parody)
2. The Sybil Ludington Show (1777)

### Act 2

1. Loud Kiddington and Steedberg Jingle
2. Teugen-Hausen Acres (Battle of Teugen-Hausen) (April 19, 1809)
3. A Wisdom of Ben Franklin and Toast
4. Derek Powers Jingle
5. Riding through Regent's Park (1908)

### Act 3

1. Billy the Kid Jingle
2. Dallas Texas (1963)
3. The Pony Express Acres (1860)

### Act 4

1. Pepper Mills Jingle
2. Jackson Replaced (1837)
Steedberg

* Full Body
* Upper Body

**Steedberg** also known as **The Horse** and **Steedberg the Horse** is a character featured on *Histeria!*, voiced by Billy West. He is owned by little boy named Loud Kiddington and the other horses was owned by The Historical Figures for which he usually speaks.

## Gallery

### Loud Kiddington

#### 21th Century Citizens

##### Citizens

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##### Presidents

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Oh Canada (Histeria! episode)

**Oh Canada** is an C part of fifty-fourth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

William Brock Wilde is the host of Histeria's best canada in the history around the world. Loud Kiddington himself as William Brock Wilde became the mounties just like them all who knows what he was up to today. William Brock Wilde leads his men to the great falls park at virginia. Buffalo Bill Cody, Wild Bill Hickock and George Armstrong Custer talks about Canadian Stand. Silly President Tricks with Loud Kiddington. The Battle of Trenton during Christmas Time and Report to State House.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - King of the Hill Parody
2. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons Parody)
3. Pepper's Pep Rally: Great Falls Park with William Brock Wilde (1860)
4. Eagle Mounties (1873)

### Act 2

1. World's Oldest Woman Jingle
2. Canadian Stand (1897)

### Act 3

1. Silly President Tricks (with Loud Kiddington)

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. Team Fortess Jingle
3. The Battle of Trenton (1776)
4. Report to State House (1776)

## Cast

### Main Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington and William Brock Wilde
2. Frank Welker as Father Time and Runt
3. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
4. Billy West as Eagle and Teddy Roosevelt

### Major Cast

1. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
2. Tress MacNeille as Toast
3. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
4. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
5. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
6. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
7. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic and Zachary Taylor
8. Jim Cummings as Heavy
9. John Cleese as Soldier and William Henry Harrison
10. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy and Lyndon Baines Johnson
11. Rob Paulsen as George Armstrong Custer
12. James Wickline as Bill Straitman

### Supporting Cast

1. Steven Jay Blum as Calvin Coolidge
2. Mr. Lawrence as Plankton
3. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
4. John Cygan as Buffalo Bill Cody
5. Clancy Brown as Wild Bill Hickock
6. Jeff Bennett as Richard Nixon
7. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington and Abraham Lincoln
8. Corey Burton as Thomas Jefferson and Sniper
9. Bob Joles as Tax the Lion
10. Tony Jay as Martin Van Buren
11. Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants
12. Dan Castellaneta as Pete the Secret Squirrel

### Special Guest Stars

1. Jack Burns as Himself
2. Mel Gibson as Himself
3. Leonard Nimoy as Ronald Reagan
4. Bernadette Peters as Rita
Thomas Edison: Old Man Genius

**Thomas Edison: Old Man Genius** is an one hundred and eighty-third episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

Thomas Edison is the hosts of the Electric Lightbulb to celebrate for the invention of Menlo Park New Jersey.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - It's Called Histeria!
2. Prologue
3. The Home of Thomas Edison (1877)

### Act 3

1. The Light Store Zone
2. Epilogue

## Voice Cast

1. Billy West as Thomas Edison, Chit Chatterson and Steedberg (Loud Kiddington's Horse)
2. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
3. Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
4. Frank Welker as Father Time
5. Grey DeLisle as Pepper Mills
6. Maurice LaMarche as J.P. Morgan
7. Laraine Newman as Miss Information and Cho-Cho
8. Jeff Bennett as Lucky Bob and Sir Issac Newton
9. Rob Paulsen as Mr. Pitcher and Soldier
10. Tress MacNeille as Toast and Molly Pitcher
11. Jim Cummings as Heavy
12. Gregg Berger as Engineer
13. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
14. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy
15. Tara Strong as Charity Bazaar
16. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
17. Keith Diamond as Demoman
18. Corey Burton as Sniper
19. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
20. Mary Gibbs as Big Fat Baby
21. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
The Bush Pride

**The Bush Pride** is an B part of seventy-second episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

The Histerians and The Kid Chorus joins George Bush, William Howard Taft, Teddy Roosevelt, Dwight D. Eisenhower and the other presidents for fun and the whole lot more.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Hooray for Presidents
2. The Panama Teddy at Watergate Hotel
3. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons Parody)
4. The First Plane to Fly (1903)
5. Loud Rides First Plane (1903)
6. Teddy Roosevelt Plane (1904)

### Act 2

1. George Bush and Broccoli 2 (Green Eggs and Ham Style)
2. Theme from Taft
3. Pepper Mills Jingle
4. Pepper's Pep Rally: Dwight D. Eisenhower (with Mercenaries)

### Act 3

1. Silly President Tricks (with Lydia Karaoke)
2. The Presidential Funniest Home Movies
The King George III Show

**The King George III Show** is the B-part of 36th episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

Pepper Mills is the host of Pepper's Pep Rally, Lord Cornwallis leads British Redcoats to steal the america for King George III and explore the wraps of Thomas Jefferson, Martha Wayles Jefferson, Frank Thomas, Ollie Johnston, Benedict Arnold and Winston Churchill.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. The Boston Tea Party (December 16, 1773) (Revised version)
2. Important Message from Lydia Karaoke (Bart Simpson)
3. Theme - Histeria! (Simpsons parody)
4. Intro
5. Histeria! presents Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnston
6. Loud Kiddington Jingle
7. King George the Acres (1775)

### Act 2

1. The Wisdom of Message from Washington (King Benedict Arnold) (1780)
2. Pepper Mills Jingle
3. Pepper's Pep Rally: Benedict Arnold and John Andre (1780)
4. Jefferson Wrap - Violin
5. The Two Midnight Riders (April 18, 1775)
6. Loud Kiddington talks to John Hancock (April 18, 1775)

### Act 3

1. Churchill Wrap - Enigma
2. Barry Ding Live: Beefeaters (1815)
3. Pepper's Pep Rally: Lord Cornwallis (1773)
4. Double Date: American Colonies (1774)

### Act 4

1. Toast Jingle (Home Improvement parody)
2. Ask Me If I Care: Sir William Howe (1780)
3. Battle of Yorktown (1781)

### Act 5

1. Loud Kiddington Jingle
2. King George III's Palace (1783)
3. Outro

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. Toast Jingle
3. Histeria! Tricks: Disney Casts
4. Casey Junior the Train (1940/1959)

## Voice Cast

1. Jeff Glen Bennett as King George III and Lord Cornwallis
2. Frank Welker as Father Time
3. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
4. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
5. Tress MacNeille as Toast and John Andre
6. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid and Big Fat Baby
7. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington
8. Jason Alexander as Samuel Adams and Benedict Arnold
9. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
10. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
11. John Cleese as Jerry Colonna
12. Debi Derryberry as Pepper Mills
13. Corey Burton as Narrator, Taylor Holmes, Thomas Jefferson and Redcoat Soldier #2
14. Jim Cummings as Andrew Johnson, Candy Candido and Redcoat Soldier #1
15. Frank Thomas as Himself
16. Ollie Johnston as Himself
17. Seth MacFarlane as Announcer
18. Blake McIver Ewing as John Darling
19. Cathy Cavadini as Martha Wayles Jefferson
20. Harry Shearer as Bernard Shaw
21. Rob Paulsen as Paul Revere
22. Billy West as John Hancock, J. Pat O'Malley, Sir William Howe, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck
23. Jerry Orbach as Napoleon Bonaparte
24. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke

## Gallery

### Histeria! Tricks: Disney Casts

Candy CandidoJ. Pat O'MalleyJerry ColonnaTaylor HolmesJohn Darling looks like Paul Collins
The Walmart Supercenter Adventures of Sam Walton and Miss Information

**The Walmart Supercenter Adventures of Sam Walton and Miss Information** is an C part of sixty-second episode of *Histeria!*.

## Voice Cast

1. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
2. Frank Welker as Father Time
3. Andre Sogliuzzo as Sam Walton
4. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
5. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
6. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
7. Tress MacNeille as Toast
8. Rob Paulsen as Daniel Boone
The American Revolution - Part IV

**The American Revolution - Part IV** is an B part of eighty-seven episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

Twice as The Histeria Gang joins up with George Washington and Martha Washington for the american revolution.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! Simpsons Parody
2. Loud Kiddington Jingle
3. The Sybil Ludington Show (1777)
4. Pepper Mills Jingle (Mary Poppins parody)
5. Pepper's Pep Rally: Benedict Arnold and John Andre (1780)

### Act 1

1. The Second Continental Congress (1775)
2. What's My Job with Billy the Kid: Lord Cornwallis
3. The Un-Revolutionary War with Lydia Karaoke: George Washington vs. King George III

### Act 3

1. Toast Jingle (Home Improvement parody)
2. Ask Me If I Care: Benjamin Lincoln (1770s)
3. King George III's Palace (1773)

## Voice Cast

### Main Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington
3. Frank Welker as Father Time
4. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
5. Tress MacNeille as Toast and Martha Washington

### Major Cast

1. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
2. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
3. Tara Strong as Charity Bazaar
4. Jeff Glen Bennett as Lord Cornwallis and King George III
5. John Cleese as Soldier and Patrick Henry
6. Jim Cummings as Heavy and Benjamin Lincoln
7. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic and Peter Gansevoort
8. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy and Sir George Clinton
9. Billy West as Benjamin Franklin, Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny

### Supporting Cast

1. Jerry Orbach as Monsieur Lafayette
2. Jason Alexander as Benedict Arnold
3. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
4. Grey DeLisle as Pepper Mills
5. Rob Paulsen as Paul Revere
6. Corey Burton as Thomas Jefferson
7. Gregg Berger as Engineer

### Special Guest Stars

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar as Sybil Ludington
2. Lloyd Sherr as Mr. Ludington
The Andrea Bocelli Show

**The Andrea Bocelli Show** is an one hundred and fifty-fourth episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

The gang meets Andrea Bocelli and his band of instrumentors known as The B-Team and explore music and all historical figures.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Loud Kiddington Opening Jingle
2. Theme - Histeria! March
3. The Panama Teddy Anthem (2000)
4. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
5. Sir Loud vs. Henry VI (1471)

### Act 2

1. The Sybil Ludington Show (1777)
2. Stand By Napoleon (1815)
3. Mozart's New Horse (1763)
4. United Nations: All Historical Figures (1998)

### Act 3

1. Ballroom of Happiness (1879)
2. Loud Kiddington Closing Jingle

## Voice Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. Tara Strong as Charity Bazaar
3. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
4. Naughty by Nature as Themselves
5. Limp Bizkit as Themselves
6. Pantera as Themselves
7. Michael J. Gough as Bill Straitman
8. Maurice LaMarche as Socrates
9. New Radicals as Themselves
10. DMX as Himself
11. John Cleese as Soldier
12. Jim Cummings as Heavy and Narrator
13. Machine Head as Themselves
14. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
15. Frank Welker as Father Time
16. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
17. The Smashing Pumpkins as Themselves
18. Slipknot as Themselves
19. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy
20. Tress MacNeille as Toast, World's Oldest Woman
21. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
22. Mary Gibbs as Big Fat Baby
23. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
24. Jeff Bennett as Richard Nixon and Lucky Bob
25. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
26. Billy West as Steedberg (Loud Kiddington's Horse)
Tribute to Tanks

**Tribute to Tanks** is an one hundred and twenty-eighth episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

The gang once again teams up with Dwight D. Eisenhower about the tanks around the world.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Tribute to Tanks Intro
2. The U.S. Army Museum

### Act 2

1. Pepper Mills Jingle
2. Pepper's Pep Rally: Dwight D. Eisenhower (1944)
3. Ike's No Hair Club For Men

### Act 3

1. World of Tanks
2. Tribute to Tanks Outro

## Voice Cast

1. Earl Boen as Ike Eisenhower
2. Frank Welker as Father Time and Joe McCarthy
3. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
4. John Cleese as Soldier
5. Jim Cummings as Heavy
6. Tara Strong as Charity Bazaar
7. Mary Gibbs as Big Fat Baby
8. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
9. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
10. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
11. Corey Burton as Captain Hook
12. Billy West as Daffy Duck
13. Grey DeLisle as Pepper Mills
14. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy
15. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
16. Tress MacNeille as Toast
17. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
18. Gregg Berger as Engineer
19. Jeff Bennett as Lucky Bob and Mr. Smee
20. Tim Curry as Long John Silver
21. Blayne Weaver as Peter Pan,
22. Pamela Hayden as Wendy Darling
23. Harrison Chad as John Darling
24. Andrew McDonough as Michael Darling

### Guest Star

1. Kiefer Sutherland as Himself
2. Jodie Foster as Herself
The History of Nascar

**The History of Nascar** is an B-part of second episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

Ricky Craven, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt are the hosts of Histeria! to talk about Nascars History.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. The First Car (1886)
2. Theme - It's Called Histeria!
3. The History of Nascar Opening
4. Dale Earnhardt Sr. (1998)

### Act 2

1. Barry Ding Live: Jeff Gordon and Richard Petty (1994)
2. McDonald's Nascar Toy Commercial

### Act 3

1. Toast Jingle (Home Improvement parody)
2. Ask Me If I Care: Tony Stewart (New Years Eve)
3. Loud Kiddington Jingle
4. 1998 Daytona 500

### Act 4

1. Worlds Oldest Woman Jingle
2. Strange Coincidences: Mike Skinner (1997)
3. 1997 Tallageda

### Act 5

1. Meanwhile in History: After the Detention (1998)
2. The Simpsons parody
3. 1956 Indianapolis 500 (May 30, 1956)
4. The History of Nascar Closing

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. The John Tyler Program (1841)

## Voice Cast

1. Frank Welker as Father Time
2. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
3. Leonard Maltin as Himself
4. Dale Earnhardt, Sr. as Himself
5. Jeff Gordon as Himself
6. Ricky Craven as Himself
7. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
8. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
9. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
10. Billy West as Chit Chatterson and John Tyler
11. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
12. Michael J. Gough as Bill Straitman
13. Mike Skinner as Himself
14. Tony Stewart as Himself
15. Mark Martin as Himself
16. Tress MacNeille as Toast and World's Oldest Woman
17. Maurice LaMarche as Christopher Columbus and Carl Benz
18. Rob Paulsen as Sammy Melman
19. Andre Sogliuzzo as King Arthur
20. Jeff Bennett as Lucky Bob
21. Paul Rugg as Nostradamus
22. Luke Ruegger as Young John Tyler
23. James Wickline as Charles Babbage
24. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
25. Kyle Petty as Himself
26. Richard Petty as Himself
27. Jim Cummings as Attilla the Hun
William Howard Russell

**Sir William Howard Russell**, CVO (28 March 1820 – 11 February 1907) was an Irish reporter with *The Times*, and is considered to have been one of the first modern war correspondents. He spent 22 months covering the Crimean War, including the Siege of Sevastopol and the Charge of the Light Brigade. He later covered events during the Indian Rebellion of 1857, the American Civil War, the Austro-Prussian War, and the Franco-Prussian War.
Pirates of the History

**Pirates of the History** is the b part of fifth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

The Histeria goes treasure hunting on the adventure with Captain Long John Silver, Blackbeard the Pirate and even more pirate figures.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria March
2. G.I. Joe Parody Intro
3. Bloomsberry Street (1904)
4. Bewitched parody
5. Miss Information and Company: Blackbeard the Pirate (1718)

### Act 2

1. Pepper Mills Jingle
2. Pepper's Pep Rally: Gentlemen Starkey (1904)
3. Pepper's Pep Rally: Captain Redbeard

### Act 3

1. Treasure Island (1765)
2. The Final Battle of Neverland (1904)

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. Loud Kiddington and Steedberg Jingle
3. Battle of Lützen (May 2, 1813)
William Henry Harrison

**William Henry Harrison** (February 9, 1773 – April 4, 1841) was an American military officer and politician who served as the 9th president of the United States. Harrison died just 31 days after his inauguration in 1841, and had the shortest presidency in U.S. history. He was also the first U.S president to die in office, and a brief constitutional crisis resulted as presidential succession was not then fully defined in the United States Constitution. Harrison was the last president born as a British subject in the Thirteen Colonies and was the paternal grandfather of Benjamin Harrison, the 23rd president of the United States.

Harrison was born in Charles City County, Virginia, a son of Benjamin Harrison V, who was a Founding Father of the United States. During his early military career, Harrison participated in the 1794 Battle of Fallen Timbers, an American military victory that ended the Northwest Indian War. Later, he led a military force against Tecumseh's confederacy at the Battle of Tippecanoe in 1811, where he earned the nickname "Old Tippecanoe." He was promoted to major general in the Army during the War of 1812, and led American infantry and cavalry to victory at the Battle of the Thames in Upper Canada.

Harrison's political career began in 1798, with an appointment as Secretary of the Northwest Territory; in 1799 he was elected as the territory's non-voting delegate in the U.S. House of Representatives. He became governor of the newly established Indiana Territory in 1801 and negotiated multiple treaties with American Indian tribes, with the nation acquiring millions of acres. After the War of 1812, he moved to Ohio where he was elected to represent the state's 1st district in the U.S. House in 1816. In 1824, he was elected to the U.S. Senate, though his Senate term was cut short by his appointment as Minister Plenipotentiary to Gran Colombia in 1828.

Harrison returned to private life in North Bend, Ohio until he was nominated as one of several Whig Party nominees for president in the 1836 presidential election; he was defeated by Democratic vice president Martin Van Buren. Four years later, the party nominated him again, with John Tyler as his running mate, under the campaign slogan "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too." Harrison defeated Van Buren in the 1840 presidential election, making him the first of only two Whigs to win the presidency; the other being Zachary Taylor.

Just three weeks after his inauguration, Harrison fell ill with a typhoid fever or pneumonia and died eight days later on April 4, 1841. After resolution of an ambiguity in the constitution regarding succession to the powers and duties of the office, Tyler became president. At age 68, Harrison was the oldest person to assume the U.S. presidency until Joe Biden was elected in 2020 at 78. Though Harrison is often omitted in historical presidential rankings due to his brief tenure, he is remembered for his Indian entreaties and also his inventive election campaign tactics.
The Career Scores Show

**The Career Scores Show** is the B part of forty-fourth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

The gang takes places with firefighters, police officers, construction workers, doctors and even more with Strange Coinsidences, and the celebration of New York Police Department.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - It's Called Histeria!
2. The Career Scores Show Intro
3. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
4. Kwik-Horse-Mart Acres (1990)
5. Rescue Heroes Saves the Day (1782/1974)

### Act 2

1. Toast Jingle (Home Improvement parody)
2. Texas Theater (1963)
3. Pepper's Pep Rally: Tonka Joe (1990s)
4. New York Police Department (1975)

### Act 3

1. St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (February 4, 1962)
2. United Nations - Historical Soldiers

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. Billy the Kid Jingle
3. Pepper Mills Jingle
4. Stopping Henry VIII (February 27, 1547)