Misymsajents

Misymsajents *[mɪsɑi:msɑi:jɛnt͡s*] is a mysterious object somewhere in the country that somehow counts to the election. Its only citizens are the delegates, which are also are the electoral college voters, as well as the two Senators and Representative. There is a special rule in Misymsajents, in which there can only be 3 citizens on the island at any time. This includes when candidates are visiting, in which the 3 citizens must play a game of 3-Way Chess to determine who must dive into the waters of the Tesseract. The record for a 3-Way Chess game was 29 hours and 37 minutes in 1308, in which resulted in all candidates who wanted to campaign there that year to had to wait in their private jets for over a day.

Unfortunately, due to the water being very deep within the structure, the original Representative, Aggy Gent, mysteriously disappeared after losing the 3-Way Chess game in 1330. This is the only time the "3-Person Rule" was broken, for 37 minutes until a new Representative was cloned from one of the Senators. After 20 years, Aggy Gent was found, living on a remote island far from Kasserstan, however it seems she was only there for a year. How she got there, she will never say. She ran for the KUP in 1350, but did not succeed. She did end up becoming the 2nd Vice President under President Teardrop, becoming the first VP to have had actual Kasserstan government experience.

## The Suffocation Box

In the 10th century, eugenics became increasingly popular in Ualwinski, and they tried to create increasingly strong generations of children. They did this by placing two children in a suffocation box, and only one of them would get to live. This led to a population that became increasingly efficient at using their oxygen and withstanding asphyxiation, to the point where each suffocation box game would go from hours, to days for the more advanced children. Later on, other gimmicks were introduced in the suffocation box, such as constantly performing aerobic tasks inside the box, a smaller box, or releasing a toxic gas into the box. By the 1100s, the Gent, Stecklar, and Krysta family had a chokehold on the games and were consistently winning them with their descendants. In 1123, the three families got together to plan the construction the Misymsajents tesseract.

Upon completion of the construction in 1148, each family sent their strongest descendant to Misymsajents. These three were World X. Stecklar, Draf Krysta, and Aggy Gent. The plan was to create a training range for them so they could eventually become powerful enough to overthrow Dictator Kasser.

## Attempts to overthrow Dictator Kasser

The first attempt to overthrow Dictator Kasser was in 1250. They believed that they could use the 4th dimension as an upper hand in a fight against Dictator Kasser. However, Kasser said, in a legendary quote, "Why don't you check the time?" And summoned the 7th Sense Clock for the first time. Draf Krysta died in the battle and was replaced by Monne Krysta. World X. ran away with his life, with Aggy Gent fleeing unscathed. Some say that the dictator went to the Mirror Room to make a wish for three weeks.

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