Colman

Colman in his final form

### Aliases

"God's Sleepiest Soldier", "Colmang", "Token Catholic", "Perma Banned on Binweevils", "Supreme Leader of the People's Revolution", "Colam"

### Occupation

Student, professional over eeper, jobless, Hoi4 player, international anarchist revolutionaire

## Physical description

### Weight

Lightweight (once climbed the traffic lights in Kings Cross after three beers)

## Appearances

### Appears in

Anime and Gaming Con, Hemel Hempstead Comic Con, Hyperjapan 2023,Insomnia 71

### Debut

Anime and Gaming Con

> "Baking is like chemistry, mug cake is like cooking meth"
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**Colman James Gebruers** (Born: July 29, 2004) is a Con Chat member, making his first appearance at Anime and Gaming Con, reappearing at Hemel Hempstead Comic Con, Hyperjapan and Insomnia 71. He was an international political revolutionary and terrorist. He was a leading figure in the Arab Spring of 2010-2012, the main leader of the people's revolution in Turkish Kurdistan, and the inspiration of the agrarian movement called *Zapatismo* in the state of Chiapas in Mexico. He currently resides in the Silly Flat, planning his future world domination.

## History

### Origins

The exact location of Colman's birth is unknown, but it is believed he was either born in Jakarta in the Republic of Indonesia, or Cork in the Republic of Ireland. He holds both nationalities and several forged identities under several passports, so the truth may never be known.

Colman was formerly a student as St Georges, but mysteriously disappeared in late 2020. He made several appearences since, but almost always in a fuge state. It is rumoured he was undergoing brainwashing by the Chinese deepstate over a period of two years, a process which included long periods of sleep deprivation and sensory overload via meme culture, however this remains unconfirmed.

After several years of brainwashing, Colman eluded his captors and escaped into wider society, blending into the outgoing class of 2022. He currently resides in 'The Silly Flat', Pimlico, London, and pretends to attend university at the London School of Economics. Despite this there is no evidence that he attends, as he seems to be perpetually online, or in hibernation.

### International terrorist career

Colman has narrowly avoided several assassination attempts by the Five Eyes Intellegence Alliance, The CIA, MI6, Mossad, FSB, Iranian Revolutionary Guard (Sepah), Turkish National Intellegence Organisation, and others. He is a wanted criminal in 144 of the 193 UN recognised states as well as the unrecognised entity of Somaliland. He has afilliations to several terrorist and armed insurgent groups, notably the Kurdish YPG, the PKK, PIRA, PLO, Neo Zapatistas, Shining Path, Indian Naxalites, The Tamil Tigers, TPLF and Syrian Free Army.

### Con Chat Era

Despite being notorious for his cursed behaviour, Colman is the only practicing Catholic on the con chat, a fact which has garnered him the pseudonym "Token Catholic". Colman's Catholicism often manifests itself in Catholic shitposts and incoherent ramblings about the Antichrist. Several pictures also document that he brought a rosary to Anime and Gaming Con for spiritual protection.

He is known for his 'incredible' cooking skills which include 3 week’s worth of bolognese, anaemic carbonara, and a mug cake with a fatal dose of baking powder in it. Colman is one of two members of the con chat not covered by 'hol up, let him cook' rights, as well as Kiera.

Colman, Ryan, Eve and Kiera participated in the MCM Discord Trolling Incident, in which Colman attempted to recruit members of the discord for a possible terrorist attack on Buckingham Palace on the day of the coronation. After being compromised by an undercover fed, they managed to evade the authorities and escape the discord without identification. This adds to their list of 'devious licks'.

Colman and Eve share a habitat in London known as 'The Silly Flat', a site of extreme paranormal activity. Colman's mum is also 'The Silly Flat' landlord.

## Abilities

Colman has exhibited powers of teleportation, often randomly appearing in strange locations such as Brussels, Inverness, Northampton, Glodok, Falmouth and Bristol without prior warning.

Colman can speak several languages but makes sense in none. He is notable for being able to swear profusely in Finnish.

After escaping his brainwashing, the terrible experiments left Colman scarred for life. However, he was also given powers of 'meme vision', and is a library of internet culture as well as a meme creator. He seems to always have a meme for any occasion, and if he does not, one will be conjured in mere seconds.

Colman has the ability to attract and befriend strange individuals including fans of dead franchises, Britain's no 1 antarctic expedition weeb, several models, a romanian bodybuilder, several priests and priests in training, the TLM's greatest defender, the former prime minister of malaysia's daughter, and Duckie.

## Cosplays

Grunkle Stan (unconfirmed)

Crazy Dave (unconfirmed)

Shadow Wizard Money Gang (incomplete)

## Trivia

* Colman is nocturnal and famously missed a an expedition to the Docklands by sleeping through several alarms and a call from Ryan.
* He likes cheese (except cheddar cheese, that shit tastes like chalk).
* He is always broke, even once having to work a single shift at a Harlequins game to have enough money for the month
* Colman is the only known member of the con chat to break into the high security mental asylum CSM and escape with two hostages.
* Colman was once permabanned on Binweevils for creating an account with the name "Trans Rights".
* Colman is a HOI player. This fact may be the cause of his extreme political radicalisation.
* Colman is notorious for his irregular sleeping patters. As a result he may cosplay as 'wee willy winkie' in the future.
* Colman has attended several conventions, but refuses to attend any con which isn't either 'large' or 'shit'
* Colman owns a pet zombie on the Minecraft Realm known as 'Crazy Dave'. He has also engaged in human trafficking and forced labour

## Gallery

Colman's beloved: Colman loves gromit mug more than life itselfColman's goofy hat collectionColman's goofy fezColman in his natural habitatColman drinking pissColman's signature spag bolOh God oh fuckThe perfect saturday nightColman with his rosary and shitty katana at Anime and Gaming Con