The Pencil

The Pencil is the first episode of the first season of The Unnamed Show.

## Synopsis

Jordan breaks his pencil, so he forces Nash and Madelain to go with him to the Pencil Gods.

## Plot

The episode begins with Jordan making a poster for a gun sale downtown, though he breaks the pencil after a few seconds. Jordan asks Madelain, who is cooking bacon, if she has a pencil, in which she answers, saying she doesn't have a pencil. Jordan heads over to Nash to ask if he could borrow a pencil, but Nash also says no. Jordan attempts to steal the pencil from Nash anyways, which causes the two to start fighting. Madelain walks in with the bacon she was cooking to give it to Nash, but she notices the two fighting over the pencil. Madelain asks what both of them are doing, and Nash explains how he was trying to make pencil soup before Jordan tried to steal the pencil. Jordan breaks the pencil Nash has, and then explains how they would need to go to the pencil gods to get more pencils.

The three end up going to the Pencil Gods' house to get the pencils, but only once they arrive Jordan explains they would have to kill The Pencil Beast to be able to get the pencils. Nash begins to freak out from hearing this, saying that Jordan never said anything about fighting. The three then walk over to a room in the house, and the Pencil Beast comes out from hiding. The appearance of the Pencil Beast shocks the three, and they instantly exclaim that it needs to be killed. Jordan says he would kill it with a spoon, but he thinks the Pencil Beast is too cute to kill, and he presumably passes out. Madelain yells at Nash to grab the spoon from Jordan to kill the beast, but Nash is frozen in place. After this, Madelain grabs the spoon from Jordan and kills the beast. Jordan gets up, claiming that he has no idea what happened and that he only remembers "coming into a room and grabbing a spoon". Nash explains that they killed the beast, and the three begin to walk around again.

While they are walking, they notice the Pencil Gods, who thank them for killing the beast. The Pencil Gods also explain how the three are able to grab as many pencils as they want until the beast returns. The episode then ends with the three grabbing a lot of pencils, and Madelain telling the other two that they are going shopping.

## Characters

Nash (Debut)

Madelain (Debut)

Jordan (Debut)

The Pencil Beast (Debut)

Pencil Gods (Debut)

Ace (Pictured)

## Trivia

Jordan is the first person to appear in this episode and the first person to speak in this episode, making him the very first person in the show to appear and speak.

This episode is the only episode in which Jordan is a main character, as he was removed from the Main Crew in the next episode.

## Script

(Jordan can be seen drawing a poster)

(The pencil breaks. Jordan looks shoked.)

Jordan: Madelain, Do you have a pencil?

Madelain: What the hell is wrong with you? Of course!

(Jordan is happy.)

Madelain: ...Not!

(Jordan is sad. He thinks Nash has one, so he goes to ask him.)

Jordan: Nash, do you have a pencil?

Nash: No.

(Jordan is sad again)

Nash: I'm making pencil soup!

(Jordan lunges at Nash to grab the pencil.)

Nash: **JORDAN, STOP!**

(The intro starts. Nash IRL is abusing his computer in the background.)

Nash IRL: *Bamp. Bam. Bambam, just pretend there's intro music, cause I don't know how to make music, Bambapbammbambaaabaamm. \*Hitting computer noises\**

(UN-NAMED SHOW)

(Madelain walks in the room.)

Madelain: Hey, Nash, I brought the ba-

(Jordan and Nash are fighting over a pencil)

Madelain: What are you two doing?

Nash: **JORDANWANTEDMYPENCILEVENTHOUGHITOLDHIMIWASMAKINGPENCILSOUPANDITWASMYFAMILY'SANCIENTRECIPEANDIDON'TWANTTORUINITBYFORGETTINGTHEPENCIL!**

Madelain: How about, I take the pencil?

Jordan: No! We must go to the Pencil Gods, and get more pencils!

(The pencil breaks.)

(Nash and Jordan look shocked.)

Madelain: So, We're going to the, "Pencil Gods" now?

Nash & Jordan: **Y E S .**

(Nash kicks... something)

Madelain: You two sit in the back, I don't want to deal with your bullshit.

Nash: I call sitting on the right!

Jordan: Aw, come on! I wanted to sit on the right!

Madelain: **IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST SIT IN THE BACK!**

(They drive to the Pencil Gods.)

Jordan: Hey, look! The home of the Pencil Gods!

Nash: Finally, I can get some pencils for my pencil soup!

Jordan: Finally, I can finish the poster.

Madelain: How does this work? Do we just ask for pencils, or what?

Jordan: We go and beat the Pencil Beast, and they give us as many pencils until the beast returns.

Nash: **WHAT?! NO ONE SAID *ANYTHING* ABOUT FIGHTING!**

Madelain: Yeah, we know, Nash, it's a stick.

Nash: **H E Y !**

Madelain: It's true!

Nash: I hate you.

(They walk for what seems like an eternity.)

(Something emerges from the darkness.)

Pencil Beast: rawr! UwU

Nash, Jordan & Madelain: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**

Pencil Beast: w-what's wong? awe you swcared of me?

Nash: WE NEED TO KILL IT, **NOW!**

Jordan: I'll kill it with a spoon!

Madelain: Man, that ain't gonna work, the only thing you can kill with a spoon is Nash...

Nash: Why do you hate meee?

Madelain: Only stating facts!

Pencil Beast: awe wou forgwetting abowt me? \*cri\*

Nash: JORDAN, STAB IT NOW!

Jordan: I-I can't! It's powers are too powerful!

Nash: ***FOR PETE'S SAKE!***

Pencil Beast: now that i gwot youwe stwongest wawioiw

(R.I.P. Pencil Beast's Face 2020 - 2020)

Madelain: NASH, GRAB THE SPOON FROM JORDAN, AND ATTACK THE BEAST!

(Nash is frozen with fear.)

Madelain: Jesus Christ, Nash, YOU'RE SO IDIOTIC!

(Madelain grabs the spoon from Jordan.)

Madelain: **DIE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!**

(Madelain kills the beast)

Madelain: Well, that's done with.

Jordan: What the hell happened? I only remember coming into the room and grabbing a spoon.

Nash: We killed the beast!

Jordan: Oh.

(They walk to the Pencil Gods.)

Pencil God #1: You three have protected our land from that fowl beast!

Pencil God #2: For this, we will grant you free pencils until the beast returns.

Pencil God #3: Yeah, I have nothing to say, but I'm the third Pencil God.

Nash: Finally, I'll have enough pencils for my pencil soup!

Jordan: Finally, I can finish the poster!

Madelain: These idiots are gonna need all of them... GET IN THE CAR, BIT-

Nash: Shhh!

Madelain: BITCHES, WE'RE GOING **SHOPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!**