BB

BB
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### Aliases

luminelover-san, incel-san, ButtBuddy, pug-san, BBolious Kerfinial Rouliser Fermantis, professor twinkletop 1901 realest swagster of the nine yard home depot parking lot

## Physical description

### Species

Wigglytuff

*"There were two scouts who made a friend and bb was his name-o*

*Then the trio made wigglyserver and turned it upside down-o"*

**ⓘ *User is suspected to be buy buy buy sell sell sell tiddy tiddy tiddy.***

## Backstory

### Consuming Raw Meat

[1/13/2015 11:36:59 PM] BB: So I decided to mix ice cream with some raw meat

[1/13/2015 11:37:06 PM] BB: And I'm regretting that decision rn actually

[1/13/2015 11:45:42 PM] Kim: 1. why raw meat

2. looks like you need to stock up on some cookbooks

[1/13/2015 11:51:15 PM] BB: Well as to the why

[1/13/2015 11:51:19 PM] BB: I didn't think it would be that bad

[1/13/2015 11:51:29 PM] BB: Also cookbooks are for chefs

[1/13/2015 11:51:31 PM] Kim: IT'S RAW MEAT

[1/13/2015 11:51:35 PM] BB: I just wanted to experiment

[1/13/2015 11:51:44 PM] BB: I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THAT BAD

[1/13/2015 11:51:47 PM] BB: I KNEW IT WAS BAD

[1/13/2015 11:51:51 PM] BB: BUT NOT THAT BAD

[1/13/2015 11:56:37 PM] BB: I think the moral of this story is that I clearly lack common sense

### Discovering the Wonders of a Heated Toilet Seat

[6/15/2016 9:08:56 PM] BB: ENOUGH

[6/15/2016 9:16:11 PM] BB: did I ever tell you the time I fell asleep on my aunt's toilet

[6/15/2016 9:17:12 PM] kimpo: do tell

[6/15/2016 9:20:51 PM] BB: well once we went to visit my aunt to see my aunt because she was taking us to this wedding

[6/15/2016 9:20:51 PM] BB: and

[6/15/2016 9:21:07 PM] BB: i ended up not going because i didn't know the person and wedding sounded like a drag

[6/15/2016 9:21:21 PM] BB: so i stayed at my aunts and it was there i discovered she had a heated toilet seat

[6/15/2016 9:21:54 PM] BB: so i took a moment to

[6/15/2016 9:22:02 PM] BB: observe the beauty

[6/15/2016 9:22:12 PM] BB: of a padded seat that self generates heat

[6/15/2016 9:22:21 PM] BB: and then when i sat

[6/15/2016 9:22:34 PM] BB: it felt like angel's sounding the horns to welcome me to the holy land

[6/15/2016 9:22:39 PM] BB: it felt right

[6/15/2016 9:22:41 PM] BB: it felt warm

[6/15/2016 9:22:51 PM] BB: my ass for the first time felt like a buttered English muffin

[6/15/2016 9:23:04 PM] BB: it was meant to be

[6/15/2016 9:23:21 PM] BB: then i passed out and woke up 3 hours later and felt like my ass had a sunburn

[6/15/2016 9:23:28 PM] BB: it was rough but man was it comfy

## Quotes

* Das dark
* Das deep
* Das life
* Das racist
* If Trig is wishing me health and longevity truly the world has forsaken me
* I LOVE MY FWENZ
* @triggly-chan She's actually become a slave to Aranara how do we feel about this
* From the very start I was simply chasing after the clap of your ass cheeks as you worked your way across the land
* It sure [is/isn't], champ OR you sure [do/don’t], champ OR we sure [are/aren’t], champ
* The Age of Penile Fracture
* A master tactician never reveals their secrets, Kimpolious.
* JUST TAKE THE L YOU UBER USING MONKEYS
* I'm tired of lil jimmies queuing up in multi battles tryna find a specific person. Just use a link code you fucks I wanna PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
* I WILL SMITE YOU SOMETHING FIERCE DEMON RECLINE BACK TO YOUR SANCTUM
* call me professor twinkletop 1901 realest swagster of the nine yard home depot parking lot
* i love a good cornbread roll up my ass oh yes jack HARDER
* For 5 dollars a day you can end a BB’s suffering
* That’s basically leaving your wife beside a denny’s parking lot naked with a dick in her hand and two sunny side up eggs covering her nips
* WHOA SHIT. SHE HAS MORE WRINKLES THAN AN ELEPHANT'S BALLSACK, NO WONDER HE DIVORCED HER