The Various Department Heads of Flop Industries

## The Department Heads of Flop Industries

### Flop Pop

Perhaps the most well known member of staff in the entire company, he is the CEO and founder of Flop Industries. His name is literally on the building. He is the head of all staff and gets the final say in many matters.

### Milo Fisk

Fisk is perhaps the second most well known individual in the entire company. While his official title is Head of Logistics and he is head of the logistics department, he is also Flop's second in command. He is one of Flop's friends and has been since Flop was enlisted in the Flop Defense Administration or Federation. Fisk followed Flop out when Flop was discharged following his injury. He ensures the smooth operation of the company in Flop's absence and holds many duties outside of logistics. We congratulate him on his recent marriage on October 15th, 2023.

### Danny White

A more obscure member of Flop Industries staff, Danny White holds the position of Head of Maintenance and the associated department. His job consist of ensuring all machinery, equipment, and the structure itself are all well cared for and repaired or replaced if they are to be damaged or destroyed. The Primary Production Facility would quite literally fall apart if it weren't for him.

### Andy Turner

Andy Turner is the current Head of Defense at Flop Industries. He is in charge of the Department of Onsite Security, all onsite task forces, and the numerous defense systems mounted around the building. A former high ranking commander in the United States military, he has fended off multiple waves of hostiles with his truly impressive skills. He's also shot several ruffians.

### Flop Skillis

Perhaps one of the most well known members of staff behind Flop Pop and Milo Fisk, Flop Skillis is the Head of Finance at Flop Industries. He leads the entire Department of Finance while keeping track of every penny that the company makes, spends, pays, and loses. Skillis is a demon from the 4th circle of Hell and likes to say he is the "physical embodiment of greed and is here as I found a company as greedy as I." According to Flop Pop, he is somewhere in the ballpark of 5,000 years old. According to Skillis himself, he once did Jesus's taxes for him. He has also sent many members of staff to Hell, torn some apart, and consumed the souls of some. He and Flop met when he worked at the Bank of The Undead as a loan officer and Flop went to get a loan. He has been employed at Flop Industries since March of 2022. According to other department heads, he is quite a joker and has a very dark sense of humor. Some staff favorite lines that are still PG are,

"Roses are red, violets are blue, you started a rumor, Flop is going to kill you."

"The staff can't unionize if they're all dead!"

"I know your sins! You're going to *BURN!"*

"What do you mean I can't sacrifice the staff to summon Cthulhu?"

"Shut up, you make 18 dollars per hour, you have no room to speak."

"Hell is real and Flop rules over it with an iron fist."

"What do you mean I can't carve a pentagram into this staff member? They gave consent!"

"The only thing scarier than my ex is the thought of bankruptcy."

"FLOOOOP! YOUR STAFF ARE TRYING TO FEND ME OFF WITH CATHOLICISM *AGAIN!*"

"What do you mean we need to up the frequency of food deliveries for the staff?! Can't we just feed the staff to the staff?!"

He and Flop spend a great deal of time together for an unknown reason. Some speculate it's because they're so similar.

### Rudy Maxine

One of the only two female staff members in the entire company and the only female flop in the company, Rudy is the Head of Energy. She leads the Department of Energy and keeps track of the amount of energy produced by the 12 dark matter reactors under the building, the solar panels on the roof, how much oil is being extracted and collected, and how much fuel the island has. In addition to this, she keeps track of energy usage and natural gas consumption.

### Tony Neil

Tony Neil has a very important role in that he is the Head of Production. It is his job and the job of the Department of Production to track resource input, production output, what percentage of the facility's production capacity is being used, and that production continues. It is also his job to ensure that production goals and efficiency targets are met.

### BoredManPlays

An individual you wouldn't expect to see on this list, Bored is the Head of IT and the head of the Department of Technical Resources. Bored was directly hired from Prism by Flop to assist with some of the more technical aspects of the company. While he isn't there every day, he is there when something either needs to be installed or he is there then something has gone terribly wrong.

### William Rock

William Rock is a newer addition to the company. He is the head of the Department of Special Projects and the Department of Engineering. Little is known of him or the inner workings of his departments. What is known is that his job consist of making that Flop has the idea for.

### Roger Ridgeway

Roger Ridgeway is the head of the Department of Records. It is the job go him and his department to document events, hired employees, fired employees, and anything else that could be considered notable and helpful for the company to have if it is needed.

### Jack [REDACTED]

Jack [REDACTED] is a member of staff with very little known of him for a purpose. A highly important member of The [REDACTED] Foundation, Jack is the head of the Department of Anomalies. This is where the knowledge of him ends. No one except for a very special few have ever seen him. He does not leave the building.

### Doug Pelt

Doug Pelt is the head of the Department of Reliability. It is his job to ensure that things break as infrequently as possible.

### Random

Very little is known of this member of staff. She is the second female member of staff in the company and is not a flop. She is the head of the Department of Marketing and Creative Advertising. So little is known of her that no one actually knows her name, not even the department heads. Everyone simply calls her "Random." What is known of her is that she is an extremely close personal friend of Flop and is rarely seen away from him when she is seen. He is rarely seen in public without her. Flop refuses to answer any questions about her. She has helped with advertising at Flop Industries since the company's founding and was officially hired as a full time staff member by Flop in June of 2023. Legend has it her friendship with Flop predates the founding of Flop Industries and even predates the founding of Prism by as much as 8 to 9 months.