My Boy Builds Coffins

The party reunites with Clows Kufas and descends into the Underworld.

## Major Plot Points

* The party reunited Clows Kufas in the Nessian Woods. He said he'd try to do a better job of keeping up with the party but they moved very quickly.
* They found a satyr tribe celebrating their annual Phaenax festival. Today was the last day of it - Satyrday - so the festival was larger than ever. The festival is held in honor of Phaenax's escape from the Underworld and his ascent into godhood.
* Muchomucho M Amor joined a few revelers in sharing a joint.
* Sprocket "Ballsy" Gnoman III went to the stage area and watched Bigsby Bingman perform. He caught the halfling's commemorative t-shirt.
* Sprocket took home the gold at the archery contest. He was awarded a headband with golden horns.
* Muchomucho won a headband with golden horns for beating everyone else in bobbing for apples in sangria contest.
* Aryan Grande won a golden flute for winning the costume contest with her "tall face" costume.
* Clows went to the Phaenax statue and spoke to Oracle Wreath Witherspoon. She helped him commune with his dead friends who showed themselves as misty apparitions.
* Sybil Ringwell joined them and asked if the Oracle could commune with the king. His ghost appeared out of smoke from the bonfire. He looked afraid and said he was in the Underworld.
* Muchomucho asked to speak to Juxxtina to test the accuracy of this communion. The oracle couldn't contact her since she was alive.
* Sprocket communed with Vulveeta's ghost who appeared out of the dirt just to make sure she was still dead.
* Oracle Wreath Witherspoon told the party she'd help rally the satyrs to join the war against the undead if the party did a pilgrimage to the Underworld. She said they could see if their king was truly dead and trapped there. She hopes their experience could give her better insight into Phaenax.
* She escorted them to the Cave of Phaenax and went back to the festival. Sprocket was able to find the entrance despite it being hidden with illusion magic.
* The party then heard two spectral nymphs dragging a ghost towards the cave entrance. Sprocket convinced the party to help the ghost. Dikarus Bottombane and Rory Sharptooth were able to destroy the nymphs.
* The ghost was Brettnay Matthews. She was executed for killing people who egged her horse and carriage, stole her seat at the cafeteria, and tried to use the girl's bathroom at her school. The group decided she'd go along to the Underworld with them. After being intimidated by Rory, she agreed.
* In the first cavern, Dikarus, Aryan, and Clows got really high on bioluminescent mushrooms.
* The group discovered a miner minor trapped beneath rubble in the next cavern. Rory saved him.
* The miner minor said he was digging up calcified ectoplasm left behind by ghosts. He offered to take Brettnay to his family's shop where they could give her 25 percent of the cut in exchange for her ectoplasm. The group agreed but only after they were done with their Underworld mission. If they hold up their end of the bargain, they'll get a price cut at the ectoplasm armorer.
* Sybil accidentally triggered a boulder trap that ran down several party member though only dealing minimal damage.
* The walls of the next cavern were covered in open mouths with large teeth. Muchomucho discovered the uvula was actually earplugs and put them in. Rory and Clows stuffed the mouths with rocks. The rest of the mouths let out a loud scream that injured the party except for Muchomucho.
* A lively garden grew in the next area. A nyxborn nymph who worshipped Karametra was trying to bring life to such a desolate place. She gave Sybil and Clows moon blossom seeds as well as nocturnal emission potions. The party did some zen gardening before moving on.
* A giant spider controlled the next room and filled it with webs. Three bandits were trapped in the webs. Muchomucho and Sprocket burned a path through the webs. This alerted the spider and Aryan killed it with her crossbow. When the group freed the bandits, one gave Rory their bag of gold. The gold was stolen from Athreos and cursed Rory.
* A group of satyr teens were holding a seance in the next chamber. They were trying to contact their friend Rhonda and Sybil posed as her. With gusts from Clows, Sybil scared the teens away.
* Muchomucho identified an anti-gravity rune in the next room. Clows magically made himself heavier and explored the room. Spikes came out from the ceiling and corpses were impaled on them. The party tied themselves to Clows and made it through.
* The party entered a waiting room where they were greeted by a spectral nymph named Damet. She quickly realized the party members weren't on her list but Brettnay Matthews was. The group wouldn't give Damet Brettnay. Sprocket pulled a Karen and berated the nymph. Frustrated, Damet led them to another room.
* A cerberus walked out of a dark cave in this room and attacked the party. Its bite took a chunk out of Rory. The barbarian made the three-headed dog frightened of him. Clows enlarged Aryan. The giant gnome shot an arrow that nearly killed the beast. Muchomucho fired a magic missile at it and put the dog down.
* Seeing these weren't regular mortals, Damet brought the party to meet Athreos at a riverbank. Sprocket convinced the god of passage to give them a roundtrip because they're on a mission to kill Queen Nekros.
* Rory returned Athreos' gold and lifted the curse.
* You're all Level Five now!