Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: Celica A Mercury And Carl Clover Vs Tex

God, just when I thought the nightmare was clearly over, it still isn’t. And you’ll be impressed as this is not another boxset I encountered.

This time, it was a THX trailer involving Blazblue characters. Allow me to tell you my story of my next THX trailer experience.

I was at KFC eating some food. My order was a crispy chicken sandwich with no pickles, mac and cheese, french fries and a lemonade.

When I finished eating, I went back to my house only to recognize a package on the doorstep. Surprisingly enough, the package had my name on it. I was surprised to receive another package with my name like on those other lost trailers I have encountered.

I brought the package inside and began opening it up. Inside the package was another THX DVD. The cover had Celica A Mercury and Carl Clover from Blazblue on a black striped background rather than the moo can background.

On the top left, Tex could be seen. But what disappointed me is that there was no DVD Video logo, meaning the DVD was unofficial. I shrugged it off and inserted the DVD anyway. But instead of the DVD player, I inserted it into my Xbox 360.

It opened up with an Arc System Works logo. To summarize, Arc System Works is the publishing company for the Blazblue games. Then it went to the DVD menu.

The menu depicted of Carl Clover and Celica A Mercury in their character select poses from Continuum Shift and Chrono Phantasma. The options were Play, Visit THX and DVD Credits.

I selected play and it began with a warning that said:

"The following trailer you are about to see was made to promote the theatrical release of "Oculus" despite it not being THX certified. It also contains scenes that are not suitable for anyone with mental issues. Watch at your own risk!"

"Oh no!" I muttered.

And then, the trailer started. It began with a dark background similar to the one from the THX Moo Can trailer. Just then, Tex began walking into the frame. He looked at the camera and said, "Time for some more fun with the T-Man!"

He then flew away.

It cut to a shot of the THX logo as it appears in the Moo Can trailer. All of a sudden, the 2 main people along with their somewhat sisters named Carl Clover and Celica A Mercury walked into the view.

For some reason, as the 2 humans spoke, Celica sounded more like Starfire from Teen Titans Go while Carl sounded like Bob The Tomato from VeggieTales. Sure, this may sound incredibly stupid, but as I am watching the trailer, this is actually happening.

Celica spoke, "Carl, where are we? I have never been to a place like this before."

Carl replied, "Unfortunately, I have no idea. But from the look of it, behind us is a logo with three letters."

As he looked at the logo, he got worried and said, "Wait a minute, this is the THX logo, the mascot of this logo is a robot named Tex. From my imagination, we are probably a victim of this robot!"

Just then, Carl's sister Ada who sounded like Karen from Frosty The Snowman told Carl, "It's okay Carl, we do of course have the ability to fight off anything, don't we?"

At that point, Carl gasped and then he said, "Hey wait a minute, you can speak? Why didn't you tell me before?"

Ada said, "Sorry, it's just I have been so silent for so long because I am afraid of death these days!"

Carl then said, "Oh, well that makes sense."

Celica then spoke again saying, "Since your sister can speak, can mine too?"

Carl said, "Okay, that's enough chit chat, I must inform you that we are probably going to get our selves killed by Tex."

As he said that, they heard what sounded like evil laughter. Celica got worried and said, "What was that?" Ada said, "That isn't Terumi, is it?" Carl then spoke, "Calm down everyone, we can attack Tex if we can, if we can't, then we will all be safe in-"

His sentence got interrupted by Tex dropping down. Celica and Carl gasped. Tex said, "Hello humans with weird looking creatures, what are you doing here?"