September 2024 Bundestag elections

On 29 September 2024, the elections were held in the Nicolian Empire of Germany to decide the next Chancellor of Germany. They were held in the wake of the German invasion of Luxembourg and Switzerland and the Austiyan extermination of homophobes causing a huge shift in results compared to the previous election in September 2021.

The then incumbent chancellor Olaf Scholz resigned before the election, and Mellisa McNulty became the new leader of the SDP. The SDP went on to win the election with 290/769 of seats, and eventually forming a government coalition with the Piratenpartei, RiR and SSS. McNulty became the new Chancellor of Germany.

These ended up to be the final free elections in Germany. On 26 November, the VDP infiltrated the Bundestag, dissolved it and transformed Germany into a Vanillian state. McNulty was thrown out of her position.

## Background

The extermination of homophobes had reduced the German population by 5%, which removed quite a few seats in the Bundestag. Empress Nicole had declared war on and successfully invaded Luxembourg and German-speaking Switzerland, and added them as electoral places, however, many people there boycotted the election. Overall, 769 seats were up for grabs in the elections.

## Prelude

Many ramifications happened to the parties in the 20th Bundestag elected in 2021:

* The SDP changed leadership.
* The SDP shifted more left to become democratically socialist instead of social capitalist.
* Die Linke used to be where the SDP was but shifted to light communism.
* The CDU and CSU collapsed from a lack of members due to the extermination of homophobes.
* AfD suffered a spoteanous combustion during the extermination of homophobes. The only survivor was Alice Weidel who went clincally insane and started shrieking and running in circles around Berlin.
* The FDP still existed, but became totally irrelevant.

## Aftermath

The new Bundestag was admitted on 6 October. On the first meeting, members Leila Pellegrini (SDP), Trina San (RiR) and Ulrika Reimann started uncontrollably voguing in the middle of the hall, developing into a 16-hour long voguefest that consumed all the members of the Bundestag. On the next meeting on 11 October, Green member Ella Pieper slapped DrBvSW leader Sahra Wagenknecht's buttocks and the reverberations caused a mini-earthquake that caused SSS member Anton Küpper to start uncontrollably bouncing across the hall. At the same meeting, loads of socialist policies were implemented, making Germany a socialist state, although Küpper was too unconscious to vote.

On 14 October, the Bundestag voted to ban McDonald's and replace all outlets in Germany with KFC. Then, immediately, all the lights and screens in the hall went off except for the big one in the middle which read the following:

"I HATE YOU TRINA SAN!!!!!!!!!

Raschend in Rosa SUCK THEIR OWN DICKS!!!

THE BUNDESTAG IS CANCELLED !"

An investigation declared that one member of RiR did suck their own dick, but who it was was kept secret, much to the chagrin of the Piratenpartei. The Bundestag was cancelled until 15 October, when they voted to pass a motion declaring Frankfurt the tastiest city in the world. Therefore, Linke member Lali Herz tried eating some buildings and didn't find them very appetising.

On 18 October, the Bundestag voted to save everybody 15% on their car insurance.

On 20 October, SDP member Otmar Rupprecht drove his Honda into the office as his brakes were dismantled, allegedly by a member of RiR or Stanislava Stamenova.

On 23 October, Trina San made the entire Bundestag hypnotised enough to make them say they love her. As revenge, Leila Pellegrini allegedly stole her EBT card and her gas money.

On 24 October, as revenge on Pellegrini, San put a PowerPoint of Kasandra Mertakora pictures with all possible transitions on the large screen while "Primadonna" by Marina Diamandis played in the background and caused the rest of the Bundestag members to go batshit crazy. Nobody knew it was San who put on the slideshow, they all thought it was Alice Weidel coming back to haunt them.

On 27 October, RiR member Ingolf Seidler showed up to the Bundestag with new Lelli Kellys which infuriated Wagenknecht, who punished him severely (stole his Lelli Kellys and dangled him by his feet from the ceiling for 21 hours straight which caused Seidler to become skinny via TWOU logic and eventually allow him to join the VDP because of his good looks).