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Attack Episode 216

Pokemon IRL

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The Attack episode 216 aired on November 18, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin played with Google Quickdraw.

Jeremy's hand met a grisly fate (again), and he said a very unexpected thing afterward....

Nick appeared in an Attack on Pokemon Sun and Moon review segment.

Alex and Erin reenacted a Pokemon battle.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 69

Kevin Brueck

Liz Forkin Kunert

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> "You just got fuckin' PRANKED, Eddie!"
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The Attack episode 69 aired on 14 August 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea, Milynn Sarley, and Kevin Brueck.

Milynn talked about the time Soulja Boy asked her out.

Alex showed one of Kevin's prank videos and decided to try and outdo him. For Eddie's last day before he went back to school, he repeatedly stabbed him in the gut while the crew filmed it on hidden camera. Alex played him a memorial video to thank him for his service to the show. (Little did they know it wouldn't be so easy to get rid of him!)

It was Blythe's birthday and they got her a cake!

Alex drew Urban Pictionary for Kevin and Milynn: the Mexican Pancake, the Cleveland Coughdrop, and the Donkey Kong Crush.

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* Will Smith in talks to reboot Fresh Prince of Bel Aire
* Samsung making a case that makes the Note 5 like a Blackberry
* Twitch Plays Dark Souls
* Samsung created a 16TB 2.5" SSD
* Fallout Shelter updates

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and they streambombed **NextGenTactics**.
Attack Episode 122

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> Alex: "Every once in a while I get a little inspiration from the internet."
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> Evanne: "Is it all of the dicks?"
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The Attack episode 122 aired on 22 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Jon Carnage was scheduled to appear, but was stuck in an Uber on the 405 and didn't make it to the studio on time.

Alex accidentally showed a butt crack on stream.

Evanne tried to be sexy but Los shut it down.

Alex unveiled "The Attack Attacks Back Crap Cracking Competition," where Jon was to break 15 copies of Superman 64 and 5 copies of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 with various tools. Evanne insisted everyone wear eye protection, for obvious reasons.

Evanne revealed that she'd voted for McCain in 2008 because her super-Republican dad told her to, but has since changed her views.

Corrado had jockstraps, gay porn, and a blow up doll stuck to himself.

Alex showed a video of several old men falling off of a log, but then Dr. Butts came to their rescue! This was the second time the Dr. Butts character appeared, but the first time he was named.

Alex announced a challenge for Evanne and himself. He brought out an Xbox controller that was modified to deliver electric shocks to the user. One would play through Super Mario Bros. 3 blindfolded while the other directed them while wearing a shock collar. In-game mistakes were punished with shocks. There were lots of mistakes.

In The Rundown, Blythe discussed:

* Nintendo NX specs rumors (The NX would eventually be renamed the Switch). Alex released his own "rumors."
* Xbox only sold 99 units in Japan this weekend vs. PS4's 25,000.

TPOTSWIC followed.

Jon never made it, so Alex and Evanne did the game-breaking challenge instead. Games were broken.
Attack Episode 260

A Cat (Corrado Caretto)

Jeremy Hache

Coral Frederick

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> "He really shred the gnar!"
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The Attack episode 260 aired on 31 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

In the spirit of Battlegrounds eclipsing League of Legends as the most popular game on Twitch for the longest time of any game, Alex unveiled the Attack Battle Royale, a single-elimination Nerf gun fight that would take place later in the show. The competitors would be Alex, Erin, Yaniv, Joey, Jeremy, and Coral.

Erin told us about the chain mail she keeps in her closet.

Alex couldn't believe that Erin hadn't heard of the vegetable rap scene, or "Hip Crop." Erin said that sounded ridiculous and a zucchini (Big Mike G) called her out on it! He was about to go after her with a vegetable peeler when a carrot (Yaniv) stopped him and picked a fight. A cat (Corrado) broke it up, but then chased the zucchini off set.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **ELEAGUETV**, who had an altercation between 2 Street Fighter 5 players

Erin spit a few hot bars, and when the camera cut to Coral she shook her head in disapproval. Coral then dropped some fire of her own.

* **TheDudeTV**, whose Dark Souls 3 game was interrupted by his Kinect thinking it saw a QR code
* **Mophead24**, whose yoga ball popped while he was sitting on it

TPOTSWIC followed.

The time had finally arrived for the Battle Royale! Kevin came out to introduce the competitors and commentate the match. The battle came down to Joey and Alex. Alex appeared to have bested Joey, but then Rachael came out of nowhere to secure the victory!

Since there was cheating all around, there was controversy as to who had won. Alex and Joey settled it with a duel. Both cheated in the duel, so Coral was proclaimed the winner!
Attack Episode 35

> "Alex, you're a fucking idiot." - Justin Small
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The Attack episode 35 aired on 25 May 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Justin Small.

The running stunt for the show was a subscriber incentive where Alex was shocked with a dog shock collar after every subscription or donation of $20 or more. This was the first time a shock collar was used on the show.

One of the Pile videos was a man manually emptying a cat's bladder. Alex turned 2 plush cats into the Kitty Quencher and Mr. Candytoots.
Attack Episode 48

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> "I think if I stand very still, people won't realize that we just showed people dying onscreen and we made a joke about it." - Alex
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The Attack episode 48 aired on 24 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sandeep Parikh.

Coq Dinglebrie, cousin of (and dead ringer for) Gerard Deparjew, painted custom paintings for new Patreon patrons.

Alex made new Footloose trailers using elements of Pile videos.
Attack Episode 81

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The Attack episode 81 aired on 14 Sep 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

Alex answered questions hilariously incorrectly.

Videos shown in The Pile included downhill Barbie car racing.

The first ever Green Light District featured:

* Jump Jack 2
* Where's My Mommy?
* Smash
* Assault on Orion 7
* Far Away
* Unicorn Slayer

Liz presented the Rundown and discussed:

* Pewdiepie creating a TV show
* Need for Speed being delayed on PC
* an Italian doctor wants to do the first ever human head transplant in 2017
* NASA starting a 4k stream.

Someone asked everyone to touch butts in TPOTSWIC and they did!
Attack Episode 102

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> Evanne: "We're starting sexual tension."
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> Alex: "Oh is that what that is? ...I thought I just had indigestion."
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The Attack episode 102 aired on 13 November 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Because Yaniv was late to work, Alex made him watch content from Efukt and r/Spacediks throughout the episode while we checked in on his reactions. Also Alex and Evanne ate Lucky Charms marshmallows the whole episode.

Alex developed a smart watch that describes the object he's touching, but it kept telling him whether or not he should put the objects in his butt. It also revealed that Alex has saved several pictures of Evanne from Facebook.

Evanne and Alex competed to see who could put more whipped cream in their mouths, and Alex surprisingly lost! Alex was shocked for losing.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Apple Pay in talks with banks to allow sending money to friends
* Battlefront Walker Assault is now balanced
* Nintendo announced several Black Friday bundles and deals

#### In Depth

* Steam OS is killing framerates
* Fallout 4 was the most viewed game on Twitch ever on its first day.

The stream went down for a few minutes

* Microsoft developed a tool that detects emotions on a picture of a face
* Nintendo news from Nintendo Direct, including Linkle

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 82

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> "Aw. Wrong dad, Sandeep!"
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The Attack episode 82 aired on 16 September 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sandeep Parikh.

Alex solicited designs from the viewers to cover the Apple logo on his laptop.

Vine star "YaBoiSwizztits" (Alex) came by the studio.
Alex and Sandeep told stories about shitting themselves.

In Jonesing for an Indie, Alex and Sandeep played Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015.

In The Rundown, Blythe discussed:

* Nickelodeon rereleasing 90's shows on a new channel called The Splat
* Playstation changed "Project Morpheus" to Playstation VR, and Playstation price is set to come down.
* New Bloodborne DLC "The Old Hunter"
* NYC requiring public schools to teach computer science classes
* A study showed that games improve cognitive function

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and was followed by a Let's Play of Donkey Kong Country, which is included in the VOD.
Attack Episode 284

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> "Don't drag anybody through a windowsill. You're just gonna bonk your head and there's gonna be a blanket over them, and someone's gonna have to lift that blanket."
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The Attack episode 284 aired on 2 August 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

After a Pile video, Alex and Erin told jokes and got HUGE reactions from the crew. Alex dumped Intern Randy in a trash can, and Erin high-fived Intern Alan so hard his hand came off and he bled out and died.

Another Pile video featured a Japanese game show where a guy had to hide the fact that he was wearing a backless tuxedo from his date. Alex revealed that he also had no back on his wardrobe (though his back looked suspiciously like Corrado's back). Erin's wardrobe was also backless (and her back was played by Mike's back), but her prank ran deeper. She'd absorbed Alex's mother's soul and trapped it in her back, or was it her twin she'd absorbed??

During a Twitch-only segment, Erin told a fascinating story about dragging her drunk friend through a window and almost killing her. Alex ate cold chili and made Erin gag.

The Winner of the Web was a glitch video of Bulletstorm where the dialogue was missing. Alex and Erin explained that the show's soundboard was corrupted and they'd lost their sound effects. General Sarrano from Bulletstorm (Josh) showed up and Alex and Erin fought him off using some hastily-made sound effects that they'd asked the Discord to send in!

Alex and Erin read #AttackOnDXP tweets to the Twitch audience. The show was sponsored by Razer and Alex announced a Razer keyboard giveaway to a random person who tweets the show using that hashtag.

BTS shenanigans followed, and Attack Classics featured the Dr. Disrespect cut from Episode 237 and an "Event Horizon" horror cut from Episode 222.

Trivia Attack featured guests Ify Nwadiwe and Strawburry17 (Meghan Camarena) against Erin. They played "Name that Frame" where they had to identify still frames from video games, and "Dialogue Box" where they filled in missing lyrics from the DK Rap (a callback to Episode 251). The final game was "Culinary Code," where each contestant had to identify which game inspired real-life food, or else they'd get that food in the face. Each food was delivered to set by Princess Hotdog. Erin and Ify each got food in the face, but Strawburry17 stayed clean and was our winner!

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 68

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> "Is that on the schedule? Or is it just fun dickarounds, lemme check. Oh, it's just fun dickarounds."
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The Attack episode 68 aired on 12 Aug 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anthony Carboni.

Alex made a Star Wars Special Edition box set fart the Imperial March.

Anthony had to get Alex to guess words, *Pyramid*-style, for things he'd never experience, like "success" and "friendship."

Anthony and Alex talked about *Lumberjack Man*, a movie that Adam Sessler acted in that was to be released soon. They also discussed the *Hateful 8* trailer.

Liz asked the guys to turn up the thermostat and they shot at her for her insolence.

Liz presented The Rundown and discussed:

* ESL is adopting anti-drug rules for their competitions
* Halo 5 got a Teen rating instead of Mature
* Google wants Android One phones to cost $50
* Google now has a parent company called Alphabet

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and they streambombed **Vespher**.
Attack Episode 167

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> Ali: "You guys are into some weird shit."
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The Attack episode 167 aired on 6 Jul 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ali Baker.

Inspired by a Pile video of a girl eating 150 Chicken McNuggets on stream, and by Twitch's addition of the Social Eating category, The Attack challenged Eddie to eat 150 Chicken McNuggets on stream! There was a donation incentive to spin a "wheel of sauce" for different dips.

Eddie had an especially hard time with the malt vinegar.

In honor of a YouTube video of a dude diving into a pool of Coke, Yaniv dove into a pile of coke! Then he stabbed a bear to death.

Green Light District featured:

* Blister
* Beanie in da Garden
* Moles

Eddie made some headway on the nugs when the selected dip was honey, but hit another wall when horseradish came up. Then cheese was next, but Alex mixed it with the horseradish. Eddie was displeased.

Nice Assets featured a video by **jason\_woot** that featured Coral. Coral was put on camera several times because it's funny when Coral is uncomfortable!

TPOTSWIC followed. Eddie tapped out at 60 nugs. Liz jumped in to show Eddie how it's done.

Chat demanded that Ali punch Alex as per tradition, and she punched him in the face!

Alex promoted Mostly Harmless and showed a clip from What's News.

Liz made it to 41 nugs in about 1/3 of the time it took Eddie to eat 60, because Liz is a boss.
Attack Episode 142

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> "I'M SO DEAD! I'M SO DEAD!"
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The Attack episode 142 aired on 21 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The show opened with a precut intro celebrating the fact that Alex was back. Evanne was too preoccupied with a ball-and-cup game to start the show.

Alex talked about his experience at SXSW doing some hosting for Twitch on the main stage, and his drunken domain registration.

Alex showed how the multiply filter in Photoshop can reveal the truth in images.

Alex and Evanne both engaged in some accidental racism.

Alex showed off his new line of "contradictory products," including a knife that glues food back together with raw meat, a Smash Mouth CD that actually brings joy (although it encouraged Evanne to kill herself), and a gun that helps people by firing vicodin. He used the gun on Yaniv and surprisingly it didn't kill him, but then he choked on a meatball and died. Alex used the meat knife to try and revive him. It was real weird.

The show was sponsored by 3D Robotics, who sent the show a drone! Corrado shot footage that was supposed to look like the drone attacking Alex, but it was really just him hitting Alex with a camera.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Rumors of a new PS4 (which would later become the PS4 Pro)
* Pokemon Go game footage leaked?
* New iPad Pro Mini and iPhone SE and price cut for Apple Watch, all unimpressive.

Alex announced that they were making assets available for video editing!

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 161

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> "I thought I'd catch a real celebrity but you're not even in X-Men!"
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The Attack episode 161 aired on 20 June 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Ghost Dad (Mike) and Ghost Jared from Subway (Yaniv) stopped by the set to make sexual advances at Alex.

Alex set up a Celebri-trap to catch celebrities, but couldn't resist the trap and caught himself. Once he got out he set the trap up again, but unfortunately he only caught Kevin and not a real celebrity.

Alex introduced a video of "Trick Tots," (played by Alex himself) who perform trick shots using babies. When Evanne wasn't impressed, he started doing baby trick shots of his own and accidentally hit Corrado with a baby.

The 2016 Attackees (a mock E3 awards show) were presented. At the end of the awards show, Jon Carnage showed up to smash a TV.

TPOTSWIC ensued, and new subs were thanked in Hey, Thanks.
Attack Episode 274

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> "I'm gonna get you off in 3 seconds!"
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The Attack episode 274 aired on 10 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Inspired by a Pile video, Erin showed off her prowess at using her butt to do dexterous work, a skill she learned on the Squat Team. She solved a Rubik's cube with her butt, and then fixed her grandma's computer with her butt. When Erin's grandma produced a bomb from her purse, Erin's butt was challenged, but proved ready.

After the bomb diffusal, Alex and Erin answered some TPOTSWIC questions read by Coral while the set was turned over.

The show was sponsored by Brook Linen (promo code ATTACK).

The WInner of the Web was a commercial for the Pony Up Daddy, a saddle for parents to wear while their kids ride on their backs. Alex and Erin competed to see which one could ride on the other's back for longest. The prize was the Golden Cowboy (Josh), though he was not painted gold because Yaniv had stolen his paint and apparently huffed it.

Alex easily won the first round, but Erin called upon a champion to ride for her, as is her right. Giant Jay (Jason Scott Jenkins) arrived and rode to a victory (by beating the everloving crap out of Alex).

A package of embarassing moments from E3 was played.

Alex and Erin thanked subs and donors, and BTS shenanigans ensued while the set was turned over.

In the newly-revamped Attack On segment, Alex and Erin played Rocket League IRL with upgraded versions of the now familiar 3rd-person camera rigs. Erin won easily, which meant Alex was subjected to a penalty kick punishment - where HE was the ball!

After signing off of the Disney taping, the show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 225

The Yeti

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> "Happy Hepatitis. I mean Hannukah!"
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The Attack episode 225 aired on December 16, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. The episode was reaired on December 25, 2016 alongside a special Christmas Morning Scramble.

The episode featured Yaniv Fituci as "The Mench" who came to educate Alex and Erin about "Hanukkah traditions." This naturally put Alex and Erin's personal safety and the safety of their property at risk.

Jeremy Hache briefly appeared so he could bleed on Erin from the stump where his hand used to be, and the Yeti caused his signature mayhem.

The episode also featured a Mariachi band, a callback to last year's Christmas episode.
Attack Episode 105

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> "You got a giggle cum issue?"
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The Attack episode 105 aired on 23 November 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Evanne was mad she wasn't invited to Alex and Los' shenanigans this weekend. Morgan Jay appeared as a musical guest to smooth over Evanne and Alex's fight. He invited Evanne to a sex party in song.

Celebrity Chef Don Lasagna appeared and attempted to set up Alex and Evanne by serving them sexually suggestive meals.

Later, Don's brother Ron came to inspect the studio, but it was probably Don in disguise.

We discovered that every time someone says "poop", Evanne laughs.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Fallout 4 Beta has a new patch on PC
* 3rd party dev created an app that allows PS4 games to be streamed on PC
* Dark Souls 3 will be the final Dark Souls game

#### In Depth

* PS4 introducing backwards compatibility for PS2 games
* Bioshock will continue

Alex played a video of Kevin getting hit in the face with hot dogs. Morgan asked to lick Evanne's butthole in song.

During TPOTSWIC, Alex invited Evanne to a date at Red Lobster. At first, she said yes before turning him down.
Attack Episode 208

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> "Zip your pants up!"
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The Attack episode 208 aired on October 26, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. It was Erin's first appearance on the show.

Alex discussed the success of last week's ASS Jam with The Dear Hunter, and pointed out that Kevin's nipples were VERY excited about the exclusive album announcement from the Pointless Podcast episode from that day.

The Attack's new logo was briefly teased.

Alex showed a video of a trick shot in Overwatch and Joey salted all over it, like usual.

Then Alex showed off his projection-mapped skin.

Joey presented an Attack On Dark Souls 3 segment.

The whole staff then participated in an attempt to kill the first boss of Dark Souls 3 using only their butts on a custom chair-controller rig. This was an expansion of the stunt from the end of Attack on Twitchcon 2016. They were sadly unsuccessful.

Alex and Erin came back to the podium for TPOTSWIC and they jumped over boxes. The show ended with more unsuccessful Dark Souls attempts. Alex wanted to continue until they beat it, but Kevin mercy killed the stream.
Attack Episode 107

Blythe Wiedemann

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> "You're poor."
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The Attack episode 107 aired on 30 November 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

   Alex and Evanne talked about their Thanksgiving break and hanging out over the weekend.

Alex cut a video of a drunk girl falling into a scene from Inception.
Kevin got a call from his dying grandmother, but Alex didn't take it seriously because of the Seinfeld music playing.

We found out that Evanne can fix things by simply humping them and yelling "Yip!". She fixed a camera, Yaniv's bad back, a green screen, and a cake. Yaniv did a dance break.

Alex and Evanne played Urban Pictionary with Kevin and Zack Pearlman.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Arkham Origins devs have 2 AAA titles in the works
* Microsoft marking down Xbox One bundle
* Xbox One Elite controller sells out
* Far Cry: Primal live gameplay footage soon

#### In Depth

* Playstation Remote Play app
* Amazon Delivery drones
* Playstaion outsold Xbox on Black Friday

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
You're a (blank)

**"You're a (blank)"** is a response Emily uses a lot whenever someone says something about something. The usage is very universal and can be used in the most vague situations.

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> Jana: Hey Emily, look it's 4:20
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There's probably a better quote somewhere but I tried.
Attack Episode 72

Julia Keefe

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> "I know you been hurtin.' You about to hurt some more."
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The Attack episode 72 aired on 21 Aug 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira, Alex Corea, and Julia Keefe.

Alex set up a first-person game for people to "Skype in and play." James was the first player, but just commanded the character to do office work.

The second player turned out to be the guy from KindaFunnyGames, who commanded the character to go to a laptop and subscribe to KindaFunnyGames.
The final player commanded the character to fuck the company's Power Wheel. The bit was mercy killed after that.

Blythe reviewed *Life Is Strange*.
Lots of people donated with poop-related messages, much to Kevin's chagrin.

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* A hub that uses Thunderbolt 3 that can charge a laptop, drive 2 4k monitors, and power USB devices all on the same cable
* New Instagram update raises privacy concerns about location data
* Crowdfunding for the new game GRIP

The show streambombed **TheMavShow**.
Attack Episode 195

### Characters

The Pants Bro (Joey Thimian)Zombies (Liz Forkin Kunert, Coral Frederick, Mike Rotondo)

### Appearances

Edward EstradaCarlos Rivera

Joey Thimian

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> "That was supposed to be funny but I feel weird now."
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The Attack episode 195 aired on 14 September 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Kelly Link.

Alex shared stories of getting bullied by musical theater nerds.

Kelly talked about games of Gay Chicken.

Alex showed a Pile video of two guys blowing on a piece of pipe, and Kelly insisted that it was a real sport. She challenged Alex to a pipe-blowing competition, officiated by Joey. They split the first two rounds because each of them cheated. Then Alex bit into an onion to give himself a bad-breath advantage, but it didn't work because Alex was wretching from the onion.

Alex showed and commented on the Jackson Hole Town Square livestream. Then he showed off live footage from around the Attack office. A murderer kept killing people on camera and Eddie kept stealing their pizza and eating it vertically. The murderer was unmasked as Los!

The show was sponsored by Me Undies. Alex had a pants party, attended by the Pants Bro (Joey).

Joey presented a Techamendations review of WASD's CODE 61 Keyboard and their V2 Mechanical keyboard. Kelly and Alex put them to the test with an IRL version of Typing of the Dead, featuring Liz, Coral, and Mike as zombies!

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Kelly punched Alex as per tradition.
Attack Episode 228

CES Packages

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The Attack episode 228 aired on 9 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Corrado and Yaniv engaged in very homoerotic exercises.

Several packages from the floor of CES were played, and Joey joined Alex to talk about what they saw.

The first ever Hot n' Streamy segment featured:

* **Jerma985**, who unfortunately failed a magic trick
* **Pooflower**, who streams herself in demon makeup and speaking in tounges.

Erin was distraught at Jason's new clean-cut appearance.

Two Google Home bots were set up to talk to each other, and we found out they were Alex's parents, and one killed the other. It was a thing.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 271

A doctor (Alejandro)

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> "Are you a lumberjack, 'cause I would really enjoy those... leaves and trees being... chopped down...."
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The Attack episode 271 aired on 26 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin talked about setting her hair on fire one time.

Alex chugged a bottle of steak sauce for some reason.

The show was sponsored by Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 3.

Erin did a field package where she trained in Muay Thai to get ready for the gladiator battle that is happening next episode.

In a segment called "Hardware Graveyard," Alex and Erin discussed the XaviX Port, the first console to use motion control. They bought one, and a bowling game for it, but after 3 hours of setup they still couldn't get it to work. They declared the hardware dead and the Smash Monk (Nick) smashed it with a baseball bat.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Last\_Grey\_Wolf**, who drove a car into a downed teammate in PUBG and it stopped on a dime and didn't damage the guy he hit.
* **PsiSyn**, who encountered a rocking truck in GTA5
* **Dimes\_10**, who discovered frying pans are bulletproof in PUBG
* **Huffprobs**, who took out his whole PUBG team by swinging a frying pan in a vehicle

Alex swung a frying pan around and killed Joey, a cop (Corrado), and a doctor (Alejandro).

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and they thanked Phil Gavlan for sending a serving tray from the Amazon wish list and sewing machine for Coral!
Attack Episode 113

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> Alex: "You know what's even cooler than that?"
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The Attack episode 113 aired on 14 December 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex played a clip from the opening of the Attack's Christmas Special that would be airing on Wednesday.

Alex set up a game for Evanne to play: What's That Noise? He played the audio from YouTube videos and she guessed what was happening.

The show was again sponsored by EA's Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes.

Green Light District featured:

* Super Flippin' Phones
* Xmas Zombie Rampage
* WolfQuest 2
* Sleepy Hollow
* American Chilly Video Game

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Fable Legends delayed open beta
* Nuka Cola Quantum is back
* Unravel releasing Feb 9.

#### In Depth

* Playstation admitted they did not pay much attention to 1st party games in 2015
* Amazon pulling Hoverboards off the site for safety
* Nintendo applying for a patent for a controller that is an entire screen
* Independence Day: Resurgence and Star Trek Beyond trailers.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 91

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> "It's amazeballs!"
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The Attack episode 91 aired on 12 October 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

During this episode, the show hit it's intermediate $5000 Patreon goal, and Kevin mentioned that the ultimate goal was $10,000 by that February.
It was Columbus Day, and Kevin discussed the fact that his dear departed grandmother was "big into Columbus," so he brought her ashes with him.

Kevin made lots of accidental sexual innuendos while talking about the weather.

Alex and Kevin played Rock Band until Alex got overexcited and swung the drum set around his neck, knocking over Kevin's grandma's ashes.

Alex made a truthful Taco Bell commercial.

Green Light District featured:

* The Inane
* 88Heroes
* Mr. President
* Marginalia
* Dawn of H'btakh

In The Rundown, Liz presented the following headlines while Kevin and Alex messed around with Keynote:

* Battlefront Beta extended
* XBox One launching a wireless controller dongle
* Paramount opened up a movie vault with free movies on Youtube

Then there was in-depth discussion of:

* Someone going to jail for a year for swatting
* Quentin "Rampage" Jackson streaming on Twitch
* Steam "Scam Report" group policing unfinished games

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and the first question was about the wireless dongle mentioned earlier. More Keynote hijinks ensued, leading to a now-classic moment on the show. This episode is often called the "Liz's dongle" episode within the community. At the end of the show they streambombed **Linkdeadx2**.
Content

**Content** was a daily morning show airing from 9am-1pm on the Attack's Twitch channel. It is hosted by Alex Corea and features Coral Frederick, Nick Limon, and Joey Thimian. Other members of the staff show up frequently. The show switched to its current format at the beginning of 2018, in response to Erin Steeby's departure.

The show functions both as a way to have content on the stream for long periods of time each day (hence the name) and to raise funds for the company.

Content was originally created as a twice-daily show hosted by Alex and Erin as a way to fill the void while The Attack is on hiatus. It was very similar in tone to early episodes of The Attack, and often featured stunts that doubled as Patreon, subscription, or donation drives.

## List of Content episodes

### Format Change

After Erin's departure from The Attack, the show's format changed to a daily morning show, running from 9am-1pm and featuring a larger cast and more segments.
Attack Episode 3

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> "Mighty Bulbasaur to you!"
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The Attack episode 3 aired on 20 February 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Kevin explained scrambled porn to the younger viewers that don't remember it.

Greg Grunberg stopped by and got on mic for a while.

Alex Albrecht appeared as a guest.

Kevin talked about organizations that test drugs to verify what's in them.

At the 1:11:00 mark in the YouTube VOD, a Twitch user named **Mightybulbasaur** subscribed to the channel. At 1:13:20, Kevin thanked them. Alex Albrecht misunderstood and thought Kevin was saying "Mighty Bulbasaur" as a thank you or a congratulations, and Kevin joked that it would be used as a greeting in the future. "Mighty Bulbasaur" would become the standard greeting at the beginning of each episode for a long time to come, and Bulbasaur became a sort of mascot for the channel.

Everyone played Urban Pictionary, a game where terms from Urban Dictionary are drawn onscreen and people guess them, then guess what they mean.

Alex (Corea) had to eat the Godkiller, a blended concoction of various fast food items.
Attack Episode 203

Zenyatta (Jason Spence)

D.Va (Edward Estrada)

Zarya (Corrado Caretto)

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> "Riverside, muthafucka!"
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The Attack episode 203 aired on 12 October 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Saige Ryan.

Alex sexually assaulted Saige's hands.

Subasaurus returned to call out subs!

Alex talked about how cool he is under pressure and when things go wrong, but Saige disagreed, pointing out all the times that he pistol whipped a Make-A-Wish kid (Coral) when things went wrong. The next Pile video failed to play and Alex went to pistol whip the kid again, but he ran away in his wheelchair and crashed.

Alex brought out his Nerf Rocket Launcher (the tennis ball cannon) and shot KevCap with it to prove that practical effects are better than CGI.

In honor of the new Overwatch Halloween skins, Alex unveiled new Attack skins! Jason dressed as Zenyatta, Eddie as D.Va, and Corrado as Zarya.

The show was sponsored by Dollar Shave Club.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Saige smeared cheese on her hand and put her whole fist in Alex's mouth. Then she wept from the shame and grossness.
Discord

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The Attack's **Discord** server is the main place where the community congregates. Discord is a free text- and voice-chat client for your computer or phone. Access to the #attack\_free text channel is free to all. When you subscribe on Twitch or pledge $1 a month on Patreon, you gain access to a subscriber-only text chat. You also gain access to several voice chat channels that are used when the community plays online games or just for general socializing. Pledging $10 or more per month on Patreon allows access to the #vipsuggestionbox channel and others. The vast majority of the activity on the Discord is in the subscriber-only areas.

Front Page and the podcasts all extensively feature interaction with the Discord in a dedicated sub-only text channel.
Attack Episode 281

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> "Put a coin in me. I'll repeat whatever you want."
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The Attack episode 281 aired on 26 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

After a few false starts, the show began with a very strange animated video, and it somehow reminded Erin of a song from her Spanish class. The song from the video proved too infectious and the entire crew started singing it, much to Erin's chagrin. It turned out it was just a bad dream.... or WAS IT??

During a Twitch-only segment that went longer than planned, Alex told a story about making out with Jeremy Renner or something. He was cut off by an Attack Classic featuring the "Baby Driver" trailer from Episode 252.

The Winner of the Web was a video of an automatic hand washing machine, and Alex showed off his improvement on the invention: the Cheese Dust Thruster! Erin and Alex both endured the pain of getting their hands cheese dusted. Erin's dog Bark Wahlberg (played by Corrado's dog Yoko!) licked off the cheese dust. Alex's "dog" Craig (Joey) licked his off, too! Alex challenged Erin to a dog-cheese-licking competition at the end of the show!

A preproduced "App Attack" segment featured the free mobile game Pinout.
During another stoppage, Alex continued his creepy Jeremy Renner story, and BTS shenanigans ensued.

The show was sponsored by Beach Body On Demand. (Text "Attack" to 303030)
Start Tank featured:

* Smash the Swine
* Awkward Todd
* Fart Man

More BTS ensued during camera repositioning, and another Attack Classic featured Alex's field package from VRLA from Episode 268.

It was time for the cheese licking showdown. Erin lost, mostly because Alex was cheating by using a human "dog" and her punishment was to stick her head in the cheese duster. She chickened out, so Alex took the punishment for her.

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 269

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> #Pray4Dynfeld
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The Attack episode 269 aired on 21 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

After showing clips from **xalikah**'s 47-hour 100% Breath of the Wild speedrun, Alex announced that they would attempt to speedrun The Attack! They completed a whole show including teases, intro, carnival barking, Pile, character bit (Yaniv as Link), Attack On, Streams of the Week, and special effect (Yaniv's crotch catching on fire) in 1:21. It was not quite enough for a world record, but at least Erin got to give Yaniv a skin graft.

The show was sponsored by Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 3.

Kevin's parents, Elder and Barbara Pereira, visited the set once again and played the Newlywed.... *ahem* Barelywed Game against Alex and Erin. Kevin hosted the game and we all learned too much about everyone involved.
In an Attack Classics segment, we saw Elder and Barbara watching VR Porn from Episode 134.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **Dig\_Douglas**, whose teammate hit him with a grenade in PUBG
* **LowFlyingGoat**, who was oddly prescient about his Crash Bandicoot speedrun ending
* **Hungrybox**, who got trolled by a sign while playing Geoguessr

Alex and Erin played Geoguessr and Erin once again showed her geography deficiency.

A special TPOTSWIC followed, featuring questions for Elder and Barbara!

Barbara's powers of persuasion were so strong that the sub goal was reached for the first time in several weeks, causing Dynfeld to come out to thank everyone! Dynfeld was in rough shape from disuse and literally fell off of his wall. The show ended as the staff huddled around him in shock.
Attack Episode 240

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> "I'M IN LOVE!"
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The Attack episode 240 aired on 10 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin didn't know who Pewdiepie is.

Alex got a new smoothie recipe from a Pile video. He and Erin then made them and drank them on stream, and both nearly puked.

Tom Cruise (Jeremy Hache) returned to the studio and yelled some more. It turns out he'd slashed Dynfeld's tires so that he could take his place on the show.

Alex surprised Erin with a geography pop quiz.

Tom Cruise killed and assimilated the entire crew with his Scientology magic.

Green Light District discussed the fact that Steam Greenlight is being shut down, which will effectively end the segment. It featured:

* Attack of the Giant Mutant Lizard
* Flyaway (Alex was bad at it)
* Lone Water

Streams of the Week featured:

* **SpamFish**, who accidentally alt+F4'd his game. Tom Cruise showed up again, but Alex turned on the Cruise Control switch by the door and got rid of him

After the SpamFish video, Erin revealed that she doesn't know what alt+F4 does. Alex then convinced her to delete System32 from her computer, so Joey brought it out and Alex pretended to do so (and shut the computer down when she wasn't looking).

* an unnamed streamer, who streams in Japanese and took a trippy Shake Weight break
* **RTXAustralia**, who accidentally streamed his personal email address and got tons of emails from viewers

Alex showed an email address that he accidentally made public and got a bunch of emails from hot ladies. Erin pointed out that the emails were actually just spam.

Alex thanked viewers for sending items from the Amazon Wish List:

* **T47** for clothespins
* **JJ169** for a screwdriver set and paper plates
* **SonOfOrpheus** for a mop and mop bucket
* **TommieR** for coffee cups for Steebs

   Alex announced that there will be the eSports throwdown of the century on the next episode: staff TypeRacer races! (that event was eventually pushed to Episode 243)

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Alex spilled some of the nasty smoothie on the viewer gifts and an expensive piece of equipment, necessitating the use of the new mop.
Attack Episode 4

Milynn Sarley

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> "It's time for a summer's eve with The Douche! It smells like a mint julep on a porch in here!"
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The Attack episode 4 aired on 23 February 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira, Alex Corea, and Milynn Sarley.

Milynn discussed her Team Unicorn and Fatal Fox projects.

In the Pile, John Travolta's weirdness at the Oscars and the effects of 50 Shade of Grey on Pornhub searches were discussed. The Fartmaster' was featured. The bad reviews of The Order: 1886 were discussed, Kevin did a quick dubstep remix of an Asian lady, and a crazy German bread-slicing machine was featured.

In The Rundown, they discussed:

* Kanye West making a video game about his mother's death
* Someone rebuilt Zelda 1 in Minecraft
* Cell providers will preload Google Wallet on Android devices

**EQWashu**'s velociraptors and **PaintedRye**'s animations were featured.

TPOTSWIC followed.

The Old Man from Zelda (Anthony Carboni) appeared as a guest and read us his Yelp reviews.

The show ended with Milynn dressed as Zelda, smashing numbered pots for a Majora's Mask 3DS giveaway.
Attack Episode 275

Steve Boosh-emmy (Jeremy Hache)

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> "What's your ideal burrito?"
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The Attack episode 275 aired on 12 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Because the network didn't want them to show horrible injuries on the show, one Pile video was recut as a Sonic video, and another used the weird contorted angles of a person's body as they fell off a roof to teach geometry. Educational! But then the analysis of the video revealed that the Illuminati were behind it! Erin was then replaced with a bush by the Illuminati, I guess?

TPOTSWIC followed while the set was turned over!

Alex's ex-girlfriend Trashley the Trash Can (voiced by Rob) stopped by the set. After a brief flashback of their relationship that was also somehow a mock ad for Cheesecake Factory, Trashley announced that she was pregnant and gave birth to an actual trash baby! Morry Povich (Josh) - NOT Maury - reported that Alex is NOT the father. Alex danced in celebration, and it totally was him and not someone else pretending to be him. Steve Boosh-emmy (Jeremy) presented Alex with a Boosh-emmy and a check for $10,000. "Alex" celebrated again, but he still felt empty inside until Erin reminded him that the $10K would be enough to save the class ski trip!

A quick skit featured Sarah Atwood Sarine(!) as a mom who didn't want her kids to watch TV at all after seeing The Attack on TV.

BTS shenanigans ensued while the set was turned over.

Jimmy Wong and Sonja "OMGItsFirefoxx" Reid joined the show to play "Trivia Attack" with Erin, while Alex hosted. A graphic was left onscreen for a very long time (about 5 minutes), and Alex improvised that it was to talk about Net Neutrality. One round of the trivia competition called "Bad Cosplay Catwalk" featured shall we say "budget" cosplays of Pyramid Head, Megaman, and Bastion. Another had Erin and our two guests answering questions about Mario, and if they were wrong they were slimed! Erin somehow escaped sliming, and Jimmy closed out the show.
Attack Episode 38

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The Attack episode 38 aired on 1 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Jeff Cannata.

X-2-9 returned to ask for Jeff's help with their child X-2-10 and demand Jeff's human legs.

Alex unveiled his giant Virtual Boy, the Virtual Man.

Alex presented a Techamendations segment on the Mionix NAOS 7000 and Avior 7000.
Attack Episode 58

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> "I actually did something with my life for once!" - Eddie
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The Attack episode 58 aired on 17 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and the rest of the staff, rotating in and out. Yaniv, Liz, James, Blythe, Los, and Eddie all had turns in the cohost's chair.

James tried to convince us all that the end of the world was coming at the end of September 2015. (Spoilers: it wasn't.)

The Rundown discussed:

* The new X-Files series
* The new Ghostbusters movie
* Fallout 4 footage
* Windows 10 boxed copies will ship with USB media
* Amazon same-day service expanding

Eddie showed off some dank memes and gave some relationship advice.

After this episode, there was a Patreon-only stream that is now lost to time.
Dynfeld

Dynfeld is a recurring character on The Attack. He is a dinosaur and lawyer, ever since he went to law school during the hiatus before the show moved into the third studio. His role on the show is to thank new subscribers and tell jokes. Prior to law school, Dynfeld was a vocal Donald Trump supporter and regularly made very inappropriate remarks.

He is voiced by Jeremy Hache.

Dynfeld is featured in the **attkRex** emote.

A precursor character to Dynfeld was "Subasaurus," using the same dinosaur puppet, voiced by Yaniv Fituci. Subasaurus appeared in episodes 201-203, and was replaced by Dynfeld in the next episode.

The dinosaur puppet itself was made by Community Moderator EQWashu and her husband for a separate project the studio was working on. The puppet was completed on 31 August 2016, making that Dynfeld's unofficial birthday.
Attack Episode 59

Carlos Rivera

Edward Estrada

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> "We made bad jokes and we will pay! So Liz, gimme a good slap."
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The Attack episode 59 aired on 20 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea,Yaniv Fituci, and Carlos Rivera.

Alex and Yaniv hosted the first part of the show. They showed some footage from EVO.

Alex debuted the new music competition show "Uke Can Do It." The interns were the judges, and Eddie was unimpressed until one of the contestants vomited. Then Eddie vomited.

Yaniv made a terrible domestic violence joke and Alex had Liz slap them both for it.

Alex presented a Techamendations segment on **Mpow Swift Bluetooth 4.0 headphones**.

Los replaced Yaniv for the Rundown, and discussed:

* Oculus signed a deal to build out its movie library
* Street Fighter 5 will let you earn the DLC for free
* Hulu announcing an ad-free tier for premium service
* Drones interfered with firefighting helicopters in a freeway fire in California

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 126

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The Attack episode 126 aired on 3 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Los laid down the law early and often. Evanne flirted with Alex even more than usual.

Evanne said she wished she had the superpower of going "BLBLBL" and chocolate would appear.

Alex showed off the new Siri "Best Friend" update. It was terrible at answering questions but great at distracting people with dank memes.

Yaniv choked on a potato chip and died, but Dr. Butts revived him with mouth-to-meatball-to-mouth resuscitation.

Alex somehow made shadow puppets that stabbed Evanne and shot Yaniv dead. Then the shadow of a beautiful woman came by and showed Alex a good time. When the lights came back up, we could see that the woman was actually Big Mike G.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed

* Circuit City is back from the dead.
* Hearthstone splitting into 2 different modes, including a "standard" mode that will only allow cards released in the last 2 years
* Samsung Galaxy S7 announcement on February 21, but leaks are out.

The show was sponsored by Loot Crate. LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT.

**Monkeyboy** sent Alex and Liz a bag of dicks. TPOTSWIC followed, and Liz joined them wearing some sort of animal skin hat thing.
Attack Episode 33

Julia Keefe

### Bits/Stunts

Wax off Alex's terrible moustacheJulia sings along with a hobo in a box eating a Snickers

Parody Mentos Commercials

### Appearances

Yaniv FituciBlythe Wiedemann

Liz Forkin Kunert

Priscilla

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The Attack episode 33 aired on 20 May 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira,Alex Corea, and Julia Keefe.

The running stunt was a subscriber incentive to wax off Alex's horrible moustache. Yaniv was also waxed.

Julia sang along to a youtube video of a scraggly man in a box eating a Snickers. The bit failed miserably the first time it was tried because her mic was off.
Alex cut together some mock Mentos commercials.