The Boss of Skylands Part 2 (Transcript)

This is a transcript of Episode 9 of Season 1 of The Magical Five, The Boss of Skylands (part 2).

Spyro: Well, now we go to Kaos!

Shine: Guys, get ready for a war!

(Later...)

Shine: It's showtime, guys! DRAMATIC WALK!

Make3.0Shine, Cute Eyes and Pop Tart do a dramatic walk to Kaos' lair while FairyTailLover01 and Markiplier just casually walk.

(Meanwhile...)

Kaos: HA! Now that I have Jacksepticeye, I can be the bossiest boss that ever bossed!

Jacksepticeye is tied up.

Jack: You'll never get away with this!

Jacksepticeye tries to struggle away...but fails.

Kaos: Oh, I think I will, fool!

Kaos does an evil laugh.

Glumshanks: Uh, sir...

Glumshanks points out of the window.

Kaos: Ooh! It's showtime!

Castle transforms into flying castle.

Kaos: Hello, the Stupid Five! And a little dragon, I see?

Cute Eyes: Who are you calling stupid?!

Kaos: I'm calling you stupid, narwhal!

Cute Eyes tears up and FairyTailLover01 hugs him.

Shine: You won't get away with this!

Kaos: Your friend said the same. And here I am, getting away with it!

Kaos sends out his soldiers.

Kaos: Attack!

Make3.0Shine spots Jacksepticeye up in the castle.

Shine: Guys, Jack's up there!

FairyTailLover01 and Markiplier look up.

Mark: Someone needs to go get him!

Shine: I will! Distract the soldiers!

Lover: Got it!

FairyTailLover01 shoots at some of the soldiers while Pop Tart tells some jokes.

Mark: Pop Tart...?

Pop Tart: Hey, how do astronauts have a party in space? They PLANET! Ha ha...

The soldiers are confused, but Cute Eyes laughs while Make3.0Shine runs to the castle.

Soldier: Hey! He's getting away!

Pop Tart: Wait! Knock knock, anyone?

Soldiers capture Pop Tart.

Pop Tart: NO! HELP!

Cute Eyes: Oh, no you don't!

Cute Eyes creates a big splash of water with his horn and splashes all of the soldiers, making them go after him.

Cute Eyes: AHHH!

Cute Eyes runs away but trips over...nothing, and then soldiers jump on him to hold him down.

Cute Eyes: NOOO!

Pop Tart: No!

Pop Tart throws a ninja star at the soldiers and Markiplier swings his hammer at the soldiers.

Pop Tart: You're fine.

Cute Eyes is shivering until soldiers jump on both him and Pop Tart and capture both.

Pop Tart: HELP!

FairyTailLover01 shoots the soldiers that are capturing them and Make3.0Shine is almost to Kaos.

Shine: I'M ALMOST THERE!

Soldiers shoot down Make3.0Shine.

Lover: SHINE!

Markiplier falls while swinging his hammer and Make3.0Shine gets lifted by Kaos.

Kaos: Well well well...what do we have here? The new Portal Master? HA! How pathetic.

Shine: N-no...

Kaos: No is not an option. Hahahahaha!

Kaos puts Make3.0Shine in the castle.

Markiplier angrily goes after Kaos and attempts to swing his hammer at him...but falls over, so Kaos lifts Mark.

Kaos: And look at you, almighty Markiplier! It's a shame too, I'm subscribed to you.

Jack: Mark! No!

Kaos: Mark! Yes!

Kaos puts Markiplier in the castle as well.

Lover: No...why...?!

Pop Tart: You won't get away with this, creep!

Pop Tart tries to fly to Kaos, but is too weak, so he lifts her.

Kaos: Oh poor little kitty...defenseless without her master...what a shame! HAHAHA!

Kaos puts Pop Tart in the castle while Cute Eyes tries to struggle and FairyTailLover01 tries her best to defend him.

Kaos: Now...which of you next?

Cute Eyes: Lover... just let me go...

Kaos: Good choice.

Lover: No! I won't just let this happen to you! Not this easily!

Soldiers surround FairyTailLover01 and she tries to shoot the soldiers.

Kaos: What will it be, girl?

Lover: No!

Kaos is annoyed.

Kaos: If you won't give him up, then I'll take him from you!

Lover: Agh...I won't let you do this!

Kaos forcefully lifts Cute Eyes and puts him in the castle.

Lover: NO!

Kaos: What now, girl? Run away or face my wrath.

Lover: ...Give...me...my...friends back!

Kaos: Hmm...no!

Kaos lifts FairyTailLover01 (with Spry in her pocket) and throws her away.

Lover: AGH!

Spry: I'm sorry, Lover...we can't go back there without a plan. I'm sure Spyro has a backup plan!

Lover: ...where is he by the way?

Spry: Let's go to Skylanders Academy! He's there!

Lover: Okay...

FairyTailLover01 teleports them there.

Spry: Wait...SPYRO'S NOT HERE!

Lover: Uh...that's...that's not good.

Spry: Wait...a note?

Spry reads out the note.

Spry: "Dear Skylosers, I am writing this to tell you that your dear Spyro has been captured by, yours truly, LORD KAOS! Yours truly, Lord Kaos." Well, that's not good. What now, Lover?

Lover: Well...I guess that means we've gotta get our friends back. By ourselves.

(TO BE CONTINUED...)