Nerd Poker Plot Pitches

This page is intended to serve as a repository of all the super duper great ideas fans have for Nerd Poker scenarios, story arcs, and other game play suggestions. The Players drop by here on occasion for drinks and may even read what's posted here, so feel free to add all of your ideas to the numbered list below.

* Some kind of courtroom drama involving Terry. This could potentially be an entire season of material or just a one-shot.
* The party gets stuck in a Dwarven elevator and suddenly Blaine starts having contractions! The baby is coming NOW!
* A portal swallows up the party and deposits them on the set of Mr. Belvedere where they witness and possibly cause a moment of major cosmic significance.
* Everybody has been toilet rats the whole time.
* A demon forces the characters to do a clip show.
* The Black Tortle: Nerd Poker Origins
* The characters' parents go away for the weekend and when the parents leave the characters open a brothel in their parents' house. Then Michael Landon's ghost shows up and teaches them a lesson about the importance of respecting one's parents. Then tons of ghost sex stuff happens.
* The characters take A Short Rest during which Iva's magical Megalake Pangadon belt and Jelf's new Ornate Bow are identified. All the stuff gets identified. The party is reunited with Agatha and possibly Noodles. Lennie gets his rabbit farm. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
* Bart discovers a comet. Perhaps it isn't apropos of anything here, but it's a chillingly relevant artifact of 1995. Also, buy John Swartzwelder's books.
* A Very Special Episode about the importance of voting, especially what with the midterms coming up and all. Like, Congress is the way that it is because people voted for it to be that way. People CHOSE this and they like it. The only legal way to fix Congress is to vote. Please vote, please get your friends to vote. Save Congress.
* Christian Slater gets his revenge.
* Poutine-A-Palooza
* I can't use this number. I have to switch to bullet points.
* Sarah's Toilet Rat at the Grand Ole Opry!
* Drop the narrative and just do Quiplash instead.
* Ken Daly gets Fast and Furious
* Some MÖRK BORG Fungeons improvised based on a live play of Candyland and ~~Russian~~ Freedom Roulette.
* Critical Role wants to tear down the Youth Center to put in a Fro-Yo with a multi level parking structure. This takes place in Nebraska where there's plenty of vacant land everywhere but they still want to tear down the Youth Center. Can the Nerd Pokers defeat them in a break dancing competition? It turns out they can't, not unless they can change the local laws to decriminalize dancing first. So they gather all of the necessary signatures, file the correct documents, convince the townsfolk to change their ways AND their laws, and then the Nerd Pokers just get completely trounced in the dance-off. It's not even close.
* In the final battle against the Lich's armies, just as all seems lost, Gaggo arrives leading an army of toilet rats in steam powered mech suits. It's an end to the Age of Men and the Rise of the Planet of Sarah's Toilet Rats.
* Fans of Upsie Pinesy, affectionately known as Pines Heads, can rejoice because the Cuties finally go to Upsie Pinesy.