Diary of an 8-bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

**Diary Of An 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords** is the second book of the Diary Of An 8-Bit Warrior series and a compilation of the 4th, 5th and 6th books in the Wimpy Villager E-Book saga..

## Characters

* Runt
* Stump
* Max
* Pebble
* Razberry
* Breeze
* Ophelia
* Jello
* Rock
* Donkey
* Sap

## Synopsis

### **Diary of a Wimpy Villager 4**

"Yeah!! I ended the last book!! What a cliffhanger right!!" Runt says, he says he ended it because he dropped his book and quill on the floor when he heard the squeak. He mines away the wall and sees a tiny baby slime, unlike normal baby slimes, this slime didn't jump at him dealing no damage, it stayed still shivering with fear. He thought about killing it, but he chose to keep it as a pet and named it Jello.
### **Diary of a Wimpy Villager 5**

He and Max team up because Pebble and his nasty crew became bigger bullies, ripping up record books, beating up Runt, Max and Stump, or whichever kid who doesn't respect them. One time they almost got to Runt's diary, but Urf got there just in time, Runt said he had never been more glad to see the elder, he said he'll take his revenge. He did so by initiating a plan with Max, to both get them off their backs and earn enough emeralds to buy a new record book in the Process. Max cooks up another rumour, this time about a world travelling Enderman, who only wants to trade. Said enderman wants a potion of water resistance, so that he can achieve his dream of being a professional swimmer. Supposedly, He'll pay 500 emeralds for a stack of such potions. This works, and Runt, Max and Stump set up a bottle stand, so that people would buy them when they run out. However, Pebble, being the little noob he is, set up a rival stand, selling bottles for 1 emerald less per stack. Therefore, Runt starts a Brew-off, challenging Pebble to test "the quality of the potions by making a Potion of leaping". However, When Stump went to Runt's house to get some glowstone (to cheat Pebble), Jello ate some of the glowstone, creating the new item "fermented glowstone. This creates a Rocket Potion, a 1-hit potion that makes the drinker able to jump over 70 blocks into the air. After Runt did just that, the rest of their bottles sold out in a second so Max and Runt could get their new record books. However, while in the air, Runt sees something moving around in the forest, but a cloud obscures his vision. He eventually treis to find this Mob with max, sneaking out at night with invisibility potions. They eventually do find the mob, the legendary Boss Monster, Urk Doomwhip. They run out of the forest shortly after, barely escaping.
### **Diary of a Wimpy Villager 6**

The next morning, Runt and Max head over to the library to investigate whatever they saw last night. They pull out a dusty, green covered book simply titled "legendary mobs of Minecraftia". The book describes what the humans know as "boss monsters", everything from the Obsidian Golem, which can only be damaged with a diamond pickaxe, to the Screaming Cow, which can apply the wither debuff to anyone that hears it. They eventually stumble upon the... thing... they were looking for. Urk Doomwhipp. A massive zombie pigaman with armour made of the bones of wither skeletons, a fishing rod with Sharpness VII and Pulling II, and the ability to hurl creepers like ranged explosivley, the latter earning him the nickname "The Creeper Express". Stump expresses some doubt as to whether this was the monster that Runt and Max saw, but they simply shake their heads. Shortly after, a loud explosion disrupts them, and they head out to investigate. The first major attack on the Village. All the mobs wear at least a leather helmet, preventing them from burning in the daylight. The Mobs use tactics like "Creeper sandwiches", useful for blowing up key buildings, or "Zombie shuffles", which protect the skelton archers. Both Runt, Stump and Max slay their first mobs in this battle. It shortly wraps up, but not before Pebble, in all his annoyingness, slays a multitude of mobs. both he and Emerald are praised, receiving cloaks with Fire protection.
Shortly after the first battle, Drill assigns Runt into a "combat unit", something he must stay with at all times. In his combat unit is... Emerald, Urf and Breeze. The unit is later assembled when the Village is attacked for a second time, with Urkk Doomwhip finally showing his face. Urkk Seems to target Runt, going after him, and almost killing him, until Breeze comes and shoots him, giving Runt Enough time to formulate a plan. Unfortunatly, Breeze is caught by Urkk's Hook, and she is punched square in the chest, flying over a multitude of Houses. Jello Eventually arrives, distracting Urkk yet again, allowing Runt to come up with a plan. Get close to Urk, Bone Meal a brown mushroom, sending Urkk up 5 blocks, and Blowing him up with TNT. The Plan Works, but Runt is Left with Half a Heart, and he eventually faints.

He survives, however, mostly thanks to Breeze he realises that, while a bit... weird... Breeze isn't so bad after all. She shows him her record book, and it turns out that, all along, she had been the highest ranking student in the school, at level 98. The Village, collectivley, realises that there can't be another wall breach. The crazier the mobs get, the crazier our defences become. "Herobrine can Eat a Fermented Potato".

## Trivia

* The Paperback collection of the book is, as of Feburary 2023, the shortest Book in the series, totalling in at just over 180 pages.
* This is the first Book in the series to show the female Villagers having hair and smaller noses.
	+ In The first Diary of an 8-bit Warrior, several female villagers, such as mother and daughter who fled from the unnamed town that was overran, have the traditional appearance of Minecraft Villagers before the 1.14 Update.