The Red Massacre of 2014

**The Red Massacre of 2014** is the term used to describe the Results of the 2014 U.S mid-term elections which resulted in a landslide with Collapsafarians picking up 152 seats in The U.S house of representatives, 14 seats in the U.S senate and 16 Governorships. After the mid term elections, Rep. Mike Pence (C-IN) became the speaker of the house, Sen. Jeff Sessions (C-AL) became Senate Majority Leader and Gov. Terry Branstad (C-IA) became the chairman of the national governors association.

**Senate elections;**

Perhaps the most shocking race of the election season was in Massachusetts were Incumbent Bull Moose Senator John Kerry lost re-election to Kerry Healey by a surprising 5 points. The Massachusetts GOP certainly had a good night as they took control of the Massachusetts state senate and picked up several house seats in the state. The election was surprising as the election was deemed Solid D by all media outlets and the day before election night, John Kerry lead Kerry Healey by 47 points. Another Surprising election was in New Jersey were Bull Moose Senator Cory Booker was defeated by 0.9% by Jon Bramnick, the race was called 2 days after the general voting was held because of how surprisingly close it was, the end results were the seriously surprising part of the race however. While the 2014 races were not kind to the bull mooses, in the state of kentucky, voters were kind to Incumbent Senator Joseph Lykins who won Re-election against all ods in a landslide winning all counties and receiving 78,8% of the vote. His challenger, Theodore Heinrick, the state attorney general, under performed massively and only got 18% of the vote. After the senate races were done, Jeff Sessions became senate majority leader and Ben Cardin became senate minority leader.

**House Races;**

The House races were also a train wreck for the bms as they lost 152 seats and had state like ME, MA, CT, DE and RI all elect collapsafarians. After the races were done, Speaker of the house, Savannah Guthrie, Stepped down as Bull Moose House party leader and resigned her house seat in order to join a private company and retire from politics. The remaining 130 Bull Mooses left elected Matt Cartwright as their leader making him house minority leader while Mike Pence became the Speaker of the House.

**Gubernatorial elections**

The Gubernatorial elections were also interesting. All Collapsafarian Incumbents who won did so by 8 points or more, it is worth noting that 2 collapsafarian governors lost Re-election. In Maryland, Governor Bob Ehrlrich lost Re-election to Maryland State comptroller Peter Franchot by a margin of 1.3%, the race was always deemed competitive however most people believed that Ehrlich had the momentum. In Rhode Island, Governor John Robitaille lost to Rep. David Cicilline by 25 points and in New York, Bull Moose, Robert O'Duffy defeated Collapsafarian Sean Hannity by 18 points. In the end it didn't matter as the collapsafarians picked up 16 governorships making the BM pick ups practically null. In California, Governor Jerry Brown was almost defeated by Pornstar Ron Jeremy. He defeated Ron Jeremy by a margin of 0.11%. After the results, Governor Terry Branstad of Iowa was elected chairman of the national governor's assocation with Governor Pat Quinn of Illinois as Vice Chairman.