Jason voorhees vs michael myers

### analysis

exard cartoon flix: in this corner... a- it's, him, as i way saying, weight over 250 pounds in a height of 6’3 inches, that killer machine is smarter than an average killer machine and he also really is quiet like a mouse, he is the masked lord, the killer machine from friday the thirteenth, today we have, jason voorhees

(\*jason voorhees standing here, speechless and hold a sword\*)

exard cartoon flix: that fight will commence, in three, two, one, go

### the fight

jason voorhees: whow whow, michael michael, slow down brother

michael myers: what's up jason, can't you see i am not in the mood for this jason

jason voorhees: whow, whow, what's wrong

michael myers: tell me, what day is it today jason?

jason voorhees: um

michael myers: it's friday the...

jason voorhees: oh you want me to finish it right?

michael myers: yes

jason voorhees: uh you really want me to say it

michael myers: yes

jason voorhees: it's friday the thirteenth

michael myers: and what month is it?

jason voorhees: hah! you know, not really shure what month is it

michael myers: it's october!!!

jason voorhees: hm october frida- oh! that's why your out here

michael myers: yes that is i, michael myers, murderer of halloween, and out here, talking to you on friday the thirteenth

jason voorhees: michael michael, settle down

michael myers: no i- i'm not settling down, this isn't fair your infringing on my turf OCTOBER IS MY MONTH!!!

jason voorhees: michael, idon't control the calenders

michael myers: i only get one day a year one day, don't give me that

jason voorhees: whow whow whow

jason voorhees: i'm sorry i don't know what to tell you

michael myers: oh come on, you- you get everything, you ever get a really cool video game

jason voorhees: i faced off aginist freddy kruegar, remember freddy vs jason

michael myers: yeah

jason voorhees: did you ever had a vs movie?

michael myers: no

jason voorhees: see no! did you ever stop to think about, i had vs movie and you don't

michael myers: yeah!

(\*\*)

michael myers: onguard!!!

announcer: fight

(\*jason voorhees slashes at michael myers michael myers slashes at voorhees back like they were two pirates\*)

jason voorhees: take that!!!

(\*with his machete, who blocks it with his knife in turn. The revenant kicks Myers in the chest, while the Shape quickly responds with another stab jason takes another frenzied slash at Michael, but he's prepared this time, dodging it with ease and delivering a stab and slash combo that knocks Jason's machete from his hand. The Crystal Lake Killer repels him by swinging a corpse, before shoulder-charging him into a tree the Haddonfield horror literally turns the tables, shoving Jason against the tree and stabbing him in the gut. Jason grasps at Michael's mask, trying to put up a defense, but Michael brutally and repeatedly impales him, with the final stab pinning the zombie to the tree. As the Boogeyman admires his work, a surviving counselor emerges from the woods, looking for the girl who was just slaughtered, unaware of her demise unfortunately, all he does is draw the attention of the seemingly victorious Michael, who slowly begins to walk after him as he flees in the other direction. Unbeknownst to the Shape, Jason's finger twitches The counselor runs as hard he can through the forest, desperately trying to escape Michael. He runs past an axe that has been embedded into a stump, with Myers following closely behind him. He removes the axe with sadistic satisfaction and continues to shadow his prey The counselor's stamina finally runs out and as he takes deep breaths in a clearing, he scans the area searching for the slasher. He sees nothing, but the iconic breathing of Laurie's brother grows until he emerges from the shadows and wounds the counselor with a slash to the back, becoming soaked in blood in the process Reinvigorated, the counselor continues to flee, unknowingly running past the tree where Myers' knife remains embedded with its supposed victim nowhere in sight. He clambers into his car in a desperate attempt to escape but his efforts to start the vehicle are in vain as the still-alive son of Pamela pulls him out through the window. As Jason holds him by his neck and tries to deliver the coup-de-grace, Michael intervenes. Having retrieved his knife, he stabs Jason in the back and forces him to relinquish his would-be victim. Enraged at yet another denied kill, he focuses on Myers. The two masked slashers hack away at each other, as the counselor scrambles to the cemetery and takes refuge behind a tombstone The sounds of fighting slowly fade and the counselor breathes a sigh of relief and rests his head against the grave...until Jason's machete bursts through and impales the unfortunate man through the neck. Having attained his kill, the revenant turns his attention to Michael attempting another sneak attack with the axe. This time, he manages to catch Myers' axe and tosses away the Boogeyman's weapon, embedding it into a nearby rock He slashes at Michael's chest, but the Shape manages to dodge his attack again, before retaliating by smashing Jason over the head with a headstone. He narrowly manages to avoid being impaled by the point of the axe, but dazed and wounded, he finds himself being pushed towards it by Michael. As he resists Myers' attempts to end him, he begins to hallucinate his beloved mother's voice and sees her grave nearby, with her severed head replacing a jack-o'-lantern\*)

jason vhoorees: it's time we put an end to this

(\*Finding strength in his mother's orders, he whips the back of his head into Myers' face, stunning the Shape long enough for Jason to run him through with his machete. However, Myers' own endurance allows him to plunge his knife through the top of the revenant's head. While the attack disorients Jason, Michael is too wounded to capitalize Clutching his impaled stomach, he reaches forward trying to grab his knife to end Jason, but he is too slow; Jason recovers in time and manages to retrieve the axe, plunging it into Myers' head. Allowing the invader no quarter, he pulls Myers' knife from his head and swiftly slices the Shape's head from his body, sending it flying Watching as Michael's decapitated corpse collapses to the ground, the hockey-masked murderer retrieves the axe with Myers' head still attached. Unwilling to take any chances and angered by the trouble that Michael gave him throughout, he slams the axe down on a grave, splitting the head in half and guaranteeing the end of Haddonfield's Boogeyman Satisfied, the revenant of Crystal Lake stalks off into the foggy woods, accompanied by eerie whispers and awaiting the next time anyone is foolish enough to trespass\*)