Venture Halloween/Transcript

Venture: Halloween

Directed by
Brendan

Play this
music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chLZQtCold8

Robert Jacob: We have gone on many missions, brothers. We have gone through caverns,
torture chambers, but what happens next will change your perspective on the
world forever!

Terrence
Jacob: Well, what is this great adventure you are referring to, Robert?

Robert: You
know that Portal Room I will murder you if you go in?

Terrence:
Yes…

Robert: Well
now you can go in their without getting killed!

All: YAY!!!

Robert: But
remember, we are going to a specific portal, so you can’t just choose any old
portal.

\*Cut to the
Portal Hallway. Robert and his brothers walk in.\*

Robert: Here
we are, the Portal Room! Now, naturally there could not be portals for infinite
amount of time if I did not put them in these frames!

Terrence:
How did you get all these materials?

Tyler: None
of them I can recognize… except that obsidian one.

Robert: We
are safe for now, but some creatures could come out at any time… the full list
is Flying Monkeys, Extraterrestrials, Beasts, Cakes, Chimaera, Thanatos,
Famine, Satan, Jabberwock, Kappa, Trolls, Abominations, Slime, Pestilence, and
War.

Tyler: Which
portal are we going through?

Robert: The
Byzantium one. Behold, the Hell-Gate! Try not to look at it too long, or else
you will act like a drunkard!

Terrence:
Well, is this going to be the slowest portal ever?

Robert: You
bet your Streak O Lean.

\*They go
through the portal and it takes thirty seconds for them to get there\*

Play this: https://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=YRafUadpoSo

Robert:
Welcome to the burning dimension of hell.

\*A montage
begins. A man tries to make friends with a zombie, but he fails, and slaps the
zombie in the face. More zombies surround the man, and kill him with their
golden blades. Another man waves to an Ex-Spouse, but gets shot by its
explosive fire charges, killing him. Another person is in a swordfight with a
zombie, and trips into the spirit sand, allowing the zombie to slaughter him. A
lone man uses a fire striker to light some Hell-Rack, then lights a stalk of
barley like a cigar, and an Ex-Spouse is massacring a group of people in the
background.\*

Tyler: We
should have known what we were getting into when Robert said it would bring us
to Hell.

Terrene:
Yes, and we should have left Reuben at home.

Robert:
Legend has it that a zombie will let you live if you have a swine with you, and
maybe if you do not… What, I read the wiki!

Terrence: A
Zombie? What is the wiki?

Robert: A
zombie is that really ugly rotten fellow over there with the gold sword. The
wiki is a book some English Teacher sold me. It will tell us all there is to
know about Hell.

\*Robert
drops the book in front of the zombie. He walks over and picks it up, then
stares at the zombie, then looks back at his brothers.\*

Robert: The
zombie, the walking dead. Despite their bloodied and rotted exterior, the
zombies are much less deadly than the Ex-Spouses. Kind of pointless, actually!

Tyler: What
is an Ex-Spouse?

Robert:
THAT!

\*Robert
points to an Ex-Spouse killing a bunch of people by shooting exploding plasma. The
Ex-Spouse rapid fires plasma, as if it were a machine gun. A man runs over and
fires his gun at it repeatedly, killing it.\*

Robert:
Ex-Spouses, the most unjust, most hated creature in all of Venture. They are
flying jellyfish which shoot explosive plasma.

\*They
continue to walk, and Terrence notices red stones.\*

Terrence: Is
that… bloody rocks?

Athansios: I
am very sure it is rotten corpses decomposed into rocks.

Robert: It
is Hell Rock! Wait, getting my facts incorrect- Blood Rock! Exactly what
Terrence said, and possibly what Athansios did.

Terrence:
Told you so.

Robert:
Blood Rock never burns away, but it burns indefinitely when set alight.

Tyler: Then
why is it not burning since it is covered in molten rocks?

Robert: It
needs to be manually set on fire, watch!

\*Robert gets
some flint and metal and strikes it over the Blood Rock, causing a flame to
emerge.\*

Terrence:
Now I can roast some Hei!

Robert: Not
that easy Terrence. We are in Hell. We got to kill some of these monsters if we
are going anywhere.

Terrence: I
truly admire that swordsman’s fighting style.

\*Cut to a
man on a mountain with a steel blade, who is about to get shot by plasma. He
then hits the fireball back at the Ex-Spouse, causing it to explode to pieces.\*

Scottie:
What music to you think would play here? I think woodwind.

Prisco: I
think bass.

Cyan:
Piccolo.

Boyce: Oddly
enough, all of those at the same time.

Robert: Uh,
perhaps we should kill those monsters?

\*A horde of
zombies and Ex-Spouses approaches.\*

Robert: Okay, hide behind this mountain and
shoot at them!

Terrence: That is far too much of a risk! I am
going to that Castle!

Robert:
Well, so am I!

All: Let’s
go there!

\*The
brothers are walking over to the fort, they notice some bedrock.\*

Robert:
Well, we are definitely in the core of the planet.

Terrence:
Eh, men? There is no bridge!

Robert:
Well, how to cross molten rock…

… I guess
mining solves everything!

\*The eight
brothers mine some blood rocks and build a bridge over the magma.\*

Robert: That
proves my previous theory.

Athansios:
Would you rather fight a mega horde of cannibals the size of Hei, or a tiny
group of Hei the size of cannibals?

Scottie:
Sure, the wee cannibals.

Cyan:
Really? It is a massive horde of them! What if you had no weapons?

Scottie:
Well, all I would need is spade.

Robert: Hate
to say it, but the huge Hei.

Prisco:
Well, imagine how big they would be! Imagine their big feet!

Terrence:
You are missing the point! The point is to choose the titanic Hei!

Tyler: Yeah!
Imagine how many Hei nuggets you could get?

Athansios:
The point is not to choose the Hei! The point is to choose whatever you want,
and have someone complain about your choice.

Robert: That
is what we are doing!

Boyce: Well,
we are getting close.

Robert:
FIRE!

Terrence:
Good thing I got some water!

\*Terrence
pours a pail of water on the fire and it instantly dehydrates.\*

Terrence:
AGH!!!

Robert: Yes,
let’s do something else.

\*They walk
around the fire.\*

Tyler:
\*Pulls out a clock\* Uh, why has my clock gone PSYCHO?

Robert: In
Hell, clocks do not work.  \*Robert puts
his hand behind the rest.\*

Scottie:
What now?

Robert:
Spirit Sand. Step in it, and you go slower than the slowest cannibal ever.

Athansios:
Forever?

Robert:
Until you get out.

Terrence:
Like quicksand?

Robert: No,
you are not getting sucked into it instead you just get stuck in it.

\*Robert
shovels out some Spirit Sand, and the rest follows his lead.\*

Tyler: You
know if there was a horde of monsters attacking us, this would make a big trap.

Robert: At
home, yes. Here, no. The zombies are only a threat if we provoke them, and
Ex-Spouses would just fly over it.

Prisco: MY
EYES!!!!

Robert:
Fluorescent-Rock. It is a glass-like rock which emits an intense glow.

Cyan:
ROBERT!!!!!!

Robert: Do
not stare directly at it, child.

Boyce: This
could be useful…

Robert: We
are here! Remember, this place may be filled to the brim with Ex-Spouses, so be
warned!

\*They enter,
and it turns out to be a bar for survivors in Hell and zombies.\*

Listen to
this: https://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=LfUQrCeNm7k

Robert: This
is beyond my expectations, by far.

\*People and
zombies are potion drinking, gambling, negotiating, scheming, and arguing.\*

Terrence:
This place is a mess.

Clark:
ROBERT JACOB!

\*The whole
room goes silent and looks at them.\*

Robert: Oh
man. Hey, Clark!

Clark:
Surprised to see you here.

Tyler: Who
are you?

Clark: I am
Clark. I live in an empire, specifically in the industrial area. You do not
care about that, do you?

Tyler: Yes I
do!

Clark: Well,
I like you. Robert, do you need anything? Need anything desperately? I am on it
if you do.

Clark: All
eight of you, follow me!

\*As they
walk away, a man talks to another.\*

Andrew:
Alert the ADU. The brothers have been sighted.

\*A zombie
notices them.\*

Zombie: RrAaA araa RrrrrrAAAaA RrrrrrAaA raa UuUUuRRR GRRR
ggrR GgRRRrr!!

Robert: What
is with all the attention?

Clark: You
eight are the only Robert, Terrence, Tyler, Athansios, Scottie, Prisco, Cyan,
and Boyce Jacob. Try to appreciate fame.

Robert:
Fame? I feel famed **and infamous** by
some of these people!

\*Clark gets
them some fruit.\*

Clark: So,
you told them to go through your Portal Room? Robert, I can tell you and your
brothers are going be in some deep Spirit Sand soon.

Robert: That
is bovine bologna! We always look out for Spirit Sand around here.

Clark:
METAPHORICALLY!

Robert: Metamorphic?

Athansios:
Robert, I thought we came here for help and shelter, not talking!

Terrence:
Before I thought this place would be infested by demons and devils!

Tyler: …same
thing here.

Scottie:
Robert, do you know what Pumpkin Head is?

Robert: According
to the wiki, pumpkins are plants which grow. People have used their face-shaped
pattern which grows on them during All Hallows Eve to scare off the creatures.
Kind of prefer an abbreviation of that. How about “Halloween”?

Clark: I
have read the wiki, too. As it turns out, Pumpkin Head is a decapitated
Horseman who uses a Jack O Lantern as his head.

Robert: Jack
O Lanterns are pumpkins with torches in them to convey light.

Terrence: I
am an idea of getting some of the Fluorescent Rock here and putting it in a
pumpkin to make a Hell O’ Lantern.

Tyler:
Fluorescent Rock is too large to fit in a pumpkin!

Terrence:
Then how about Fluorescent Rock Dust?

Clark: Hate
to break it to you, but only full Fluorescent Rock can grow.

Terrence:
How about Scarlet Rock Torches?

Robert:
Terrence, you are determined. That is why we need you.

Terrence:
Thank you.

Robert:
Thank you!

Clark: So, I
have an idea for a trap to get the Headless Horseman.

Robert: And
how?

Clark: Well,
we get a pumpkin and a Jack O Lantern because the wiki tells us he is
interested in those. Remember to make the floor rock so he does not notice the rock
1500-Megawatt-Scarlet Rock-Super-Colliding-Super Button. Then, the pressure
plate activates a piston to pull away the rocks, and he will fall into some
Spirit Sand. Then, we will have Blood Rock outlining it and have it set on
fire, and then we he tries to escape, BURN BABY, BURN!

Robert: That
is going to be hard to set up…

Clark:
Bamboo and San will be able to help you.

Robert:
Thank you.

Prisco: I feel
in the mood to dig back down. All these people are making me sick.

Cyan:
Digging will not be necessary, I see a stairway down.

Boyce: Fair
enough.

\*The
brothers step down into a basement corridor. Robert walks carefully and
confused.\*

Robert: Why
did we go down here, again?

\*They head
down the hall, and a group of provoked zombies come up.\*

Zombies: Ooooo GrRR GrRr gGGRRrrr RRaAAAA Rrrr GrR GGrR MRrr
GRrR ### UURR Ooooo Ooooo rOOo aaAAHH araa ##### Rrrrrr oRr!!

Robert: KILL
THEM!

\*The
brothers get out Diamond Blades and cut down and murder all the zombies.\*

Terrence:
That was a close one.

\*They move
into a dark, small, vaulted storage room. Ancient treasure lines the floor and
walls, but there is something specific Robert is drawn into; a bed. Robert lays
on it, and causes a colossal explosion.\*

All:
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

\*An
Ex-Spouse notices the hole in the wall, and flies over.\*

Ex-Spouse:
\*Disturbed and loud shrieks.\*

Tyler: AN
EX-SPOUSE! \*Pulls out a gun.\*

Robert:
Let’s make some fried Ex-Spouse jam for dinner.

Ex-Spouse:
\*Infuriated and loud scream.\*

Robert: Ooh,
poor Ex-Spouse. If only you **were not so**
deadly and evil**!**

\*Robert
fires a bullet at the Ex-Spouse.\*

Ex-Spouse:
\*Unrealistically loud and disturbed scream.\*

\*The
Ex-Spouse fires explosive plasma at the floor.\*
Athansios: Well, looks like we need to kill it!

\*Athansios
punches the Ex-Spouse and it explodes into white goop.\*

Robert:
Yuck.

Terrence: We
should have that for dessert.

Tyler: But I
wanted Ex-Spouse jam!

Robert:
Well, there are plenty of Ex-Spouses around here, so you go get some if you
really want it.

\*Robert
builds a portal again, then lights it, and the brothers go through.\*

Robert:
Where are we now?

Terrence:
Buccaneer Bay, a well-known fishing neighborhood.

Tyler: Well,
right now we are stuck on this tall vertical stone…

Athansios:
And there are cannibals and shooters swarming down there.

Listen to
this: https://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=XUhbL6-Zo1U

Robert:
Alright, let’s use our guns. We should take advantage of the long sight line.

Scottie: The
shooters have an extremely long sightline, too.

Prisco: We
should hope for the best. The creatures have an excellent chance of killing us,
and vice versa.
\*They fire their guns and kill about half of the creatures. The shooters start
firing at them.\*

Robert:
Shooters have no brain, so no wonder all their shots are missing us. We kill
those boneheads before they get close enough to murder us!

\*They
continue firing their guns, sending shooter heads and limbs flying over the
battlefield.\*

Cyan: Uh,
men? The cannibals are closing in on us!

Boyce:
Switch to the diamond claymores!

\*The
brothers pull out their diamond swords and cut down cannibals, sending arms and
heads flying and green blood splattering.\*

Robert: That
was scary.

Terrence:
That sure was a close one, eh, Robert?

Tyler:
\*Digging up a dead body\* I think the cannibals and shooters are not the first
living people to get killed here.

Robert: You
see that large shelter?

All: Yes.

Robert:
Well, there is a creature creator there. If we can surround it with a barrier,
no more monsters will be able to escape!

Athansios:
Sounds like a plan.

Robert: You
bet all your gold it is!

\*They walk
over to the large home.\*

Robert:
Okay, we all got short work for us. We each will split up some soil to make
this a team effort in stopping the monsters.

\*They each
share an equal amount of dirt and build walls surrounding the creature creator
area.\*

Scottie: Now
those creepy crawlies will be unable to kill anyone.

Tyler:
Besides the skeleton I found buried here.

Shooter:
\*Subtitled\* Alright, the Jacobs are down there. Go over the high ledges
surrounding the mountain to use as your high ground.

Robert:
Okay, I am tired of fighting, let’s run!

Shooter:
\*Subtitled\* DO NOT LET THEM ESCAPE!

\*The
shooters fire a volley of bullets, but the brothers are no hit by any of them.\*

Shooter:
\*Subtitled\* There are several mountain ledges, they are great sniping
positions, but be warned, lest one of the brothers see you, they will instantly
kill you!

Robert: Beat
it, shooters, your aim is terrible! \*Robert kills a shooter, and his brothers
follow\*

Shooter:
\*Subtitled\* Unleash the Pipipi!

\*The Shooter
then gets his head sliced off, and it falls off of the rock bridge. A Pipipi
approaches, but Robert slashes it thrice, and it falls dead.\*

Terrence:
Now we should relax since we killed those horrible scary shooters. How about a
drink?

Athansios:
Don’t you have anything besides Milk?

Terrence:
No, let’s see what is in Fargo’s Fish Fritters. \*Terrence gets an axe and
slices through the wood.

Robert: Holy
earth! This place is full of potions!

Tyler: Will
they affect us negatively or not?

Robert:
Well, according to the wiki… yes, all except the indigo one.

Scottie: Why
not the violet one?

Robert:
Drink it, and you will die.

\*Crawling
noise is heard.\*

Prisco:
Crawlers, just what we needed.

Terrence:
Alright, hide in the beacon or they will crawl in your nose!

\*They run
into the lighthouse.\*

Cyan: This
is an excellent vantage point to kill the crawlers!

Boyce: Alright,
ready…

Robert:
…aim…

Terrence:
FIRE!

\*They fire
their guns repeatedly and kill the crawlers, green blood staining the ground.\*

Tyler: Well,
I do not know what use we have more crawler intestines, but alright.

Athansios:
Sometimes, you just got to kill something for the sake of killing it.

Scottie:
Well, let’s see if we should go fishing now that we have a break from all this
killing.

Robert:
Alright, boats?

Prisco:
Check.

Cyan:
Fishing rods?

Terrence:
Check.

Boyce: Let’s
catch some fish!

Play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7q61R5EqvA

Robert:
Finally, I can relax from all that assassination and relax by doing what the
common folk do here.

Tyler: This
is my first time, so what do I do?

Athansios:
None of us have gone fishing before.

Robert: The
wiki says it is simple. Cast the line into the sea.

\*They all
cast the line into the ocean.\*

Robert: Your
position does not matter; you can be in a boat, in water, or on land.

Scottie: We all
are in boats, you know.

Robert:
Watch the bobber closely. See any small splashes?

All: Yes.

Robert: When
a fish bites it, a small trail heads towards the bobber. When it dips below the
surface, immediately reel it in.
Seriously, you have half a second.

\*They all
end up reeling a fish in.\*

Robert: So,
we all got a fish. Remember, if you miss a bite, leave the line in the water
and wait for another bite.

\*We cut to
after they have gone fishing, and are counting down who got the most fish.\*

Cyan: Okay,
Robert got six, Terrence got eight, Tyler got five, Athansios got nine, Scottie
got seven, Prisco got six too, I got four, and Boyce got five. Athansios won!

Athansios:
Whoa, whoa, calm down Cyan. Nobody won. We were doing this for fun.

Robert: Yes,
Athansios, I was, too.

Terrence:
Athansios was just lucky that he got to go on The King of Red Dandelions.

Tyler: Well
Terrence, you got almost as much as him.

Boyce: Why
did Tyler and I get so few?

Cyan: I do
not even like fish that much. Four is good enough for me.

Robert:
Okay, how about some dinner?

Return to
this: https://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=XUhbL6-Zo1U

Prisco:
Okay, let’s go to the docks. We should cook our fish before eating!

Scottie:
Prisco is always ahead of the game! Let’s go.

\*They rush
to the Sermon Seafood Sensation restraunt.\*

Athansios:
Do you cook freshly caught?

Cook: What
type?

Robert: Ugh!
The wiki does not tell me what type.

Cook: Let me
see. \*He sees their fish\* White crappies, tilapia, and cod.  I cook all of those.

Tyler: Ah
yes!

\*The cook
goes to his furnace, while Robert reserves a table for them.\*

Terrence:
Are you afraid of him?

Robert: Who?

Terrence:
\*Whispering\* Headless Horseman.

Athansios:
Yeah, like saying “Pumpkin Head” will send all these fishers into hysteria.

\*The
fishermen start screaming.\*

Angler:
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GO TO THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN’S ACROPOLIS!!!

Scottie:
Pumpkin Head has a fortress? What a world!

Cook: Uh,
sirs, here the fish is ready. Just do not tell anyone about the decapitated
horseman.

Robert: Why?

Cook: He is
a serial killer who lives in a stronghold right next to here.

Terrence: I
was surprised to learn a man who wears a Jack O Lantern on his head is so
scary.

\*Cut to after
they ate all the fish. They walk out of the restraunt.\*

Cyan: That
was much better than I anticipated.

Prisco: Are
you positive that was what the cook said? It tasted like sardines.

Boyce: Keep
an eye out for Ooze beneath the dock. They make for an easy kill.

Robert:
Yeah, I could always use more rehab pills – I mean slime balls.

\*The
brothers jump down and kill the large ooze.\*

Tyler: More
ooze to kill!

\*They
continue slaughtering the oozes, and wee ooze are all that is left.\*

Cyan: The
ooze is not trying to kill us now, but we got to get those snot balls.

\*They kill
the teeny ooze and make off with the goo balls.\*

Athansios:
So, since these are not drugs –at least according to Robert, what do we do with
them?

Robert:
According to the wiki, we will need them later on, but for now, they are
useless.

Terrence:
Well that is literally the most loyal information your batty book has given us!

Robert:
Lighten up, will you? It has helped us with everything so far!

Tyler: Oh
yeah? Does it have an actually useful entry on the *HEADLESS HORSEMAN*?

Robert: Gr…
nobody has met Pumpkin Head and lived to tell the tale!

Scottie:
Instead of complaining like children, how about we go to this stronghold he
has?

Prisco: Good
idea.

\*Cut to the
castle. Robert Jacob stops his brothers again.\*

Robert: From
these windows, I see the horseman has creature creators for each enemy
creature. Even the Hell hostiles! Well, the shooters are most likely going to
use that hole in the outer wall to get any chance to snipe us. So, get some sponges
and build over the wall!

Terrence:
Robert?

Robert: Yes
Terrence?

Terrence:
Out of any material in the known galaxy, why sponge?

Robert:
Because Porous Bob’s is having a sale. If you buy none, you get sixty four
sponges free!

Tyler: How
did they get all those sponges?

Robert:
Great question, but I do not know.

\*The
brothers build a wall of sponges over the hole.\*

Athansios:
Would you call that a day?

Scottie: How
are we going to get in? The entrance is sealed by diamond, and so is the floor!

Robert: We
could use our metallic pickaxes, but I want to blow stuff up! So let’s use
acetone peroxide!

\*Robert
places acetone peroxide over the diamond blocking the door, lights it with a
fire striker, and runs away.\*

Robert:
Close call!

\*The
brothers walk in, and find a man at the front.\*

Butler:
Guten tag.

Terrence:
\*Scottish Accent\* Wait, did intend to leave us at the docks all day? We are
drenched!

Tyler:
\*Scottish Accent\* Now look! I have gone and caught a sniffle.

Butler: Werden
Sie erwartet?

Prisco:
\*Scottish Accent\* Nehmen Sie nicht diesen Ton mit mir, mein guter Mann. Jetzt
abbinden und sagen Nobleman Jacobs, und seine schöne Assistentin Sind hier, um
die Tapisserien zu sehen.

Butler: Wandteppiche?

Cyan:
\*Scottish Accent\* Lieber, der Mann ist dicht. Das ist ein Schloß, nicht wahr?
Es gibt Tapisserien?

Butler: This
is a castle, we have several tapestries. But if you all are Scottish lords,
then I am SpongeBob Squarepants!

Robert: How
dare he?

\*Robert
pulls out a gun and headshots the butler, killing him.\*

Terrence:
That was a close one.

\*They creep
past a room full of monsters.\*

Tyler: Not
these men again.

\*Athansios
pulls out his gun as they step to the closed door and listen.\*

Scottie:
This one. I think he is in here.

Prisco: Who
told you that?

\*Scottie
points out some Scarlet Rock.\*

Cyan: Oh,
because it is wired!

\*They enter
another door. The Headless Horseman is spotted.\*

Pumpkin
Head: Ah! RETREAT!

\*A mine
trolley smashes through the window in the castle.\*

Conductor:
Escape while you can!

Pumpkin
Head: You will not get away with this, Robert Jacob!

Robert: HE
KNOWS MY NAME!

Terrence: He
doesn’t know my name!

Pumpkin
Head: YES, Terrence! I do not have all day to escape.

\*The
Headless Horseman escapes from the castle, and the brothers give chase.\*

Athansios:
Attach all eight of these acetone peroxides to the castle!

Scottie:
Why?

Athansios:
BECAUSE YOU CAN!

\*They each
grab a bomb and attach it to the fort, then light it with fire strikers, and
escape onto a pirate ship. The stronghold then explodes.\*

Robert: Now
to escape on this Pirate Ship!

\*The
brothers go on the Pirate Ship.\*

Pumpkin
Head: YOU! ROBERT! TERRENCE! TYLER! ATHANSIOS! SCOTTIE! PRISCO! CYAN! BOYCE!

All: You
know our names!

Pumpkin
Head: You know you are standing on acetone peroxide mine, right?

Terrence:
Not again!

\*They all
escape and the acetone peroxide is set off, exploding part of the ship.\*

Tyler:
RUN!!!

\*All eight
brothers run as a mast falls down and crushes part of the ship.\*

Robert: Who
are you? \*Slices the Headless Horseman with his sword.\*

Pumpkin Head:
YOU WILL NEVER GET INFORMATION FROM ME!

\*More acetone
peroxide falls on the ship, and the Jacobs and Headless Horseman jump off as it
explodes.\*

Athansios:
The Headless Horseman is escaping! Fortunately, I have heard that Whitecap
Lighthouse can track a man’s location.

Scottie: We
do not even know he is a man. Maybe he is a species of humanoids who have Jack
O Lanterns for heads?

Prisco:
Extremely unlikely. After all, if he had his species’ normal head, why would he
be called the HEADLESS Horseman?

Cyan: It is
night again, so we are going to need torches. We need a lot of torches.

Boyce: Smell
that, brothers? It is the Blood Rock, those dark red stones from Hell. The
stuff burns like a miracle from a deity.

Robert: It
is twilight. Twilight is the perfect time to use Whitecap Lighthouse.

\*The brothers reach the lighthouse and walk
inside.\*

Terrence:
\*Building a barricade over the entryway\* I cannot let the monsters of the night
in while we do this.

Tyler: I am
afraid you are too late, lad. Crawlers are all over the place.

Athansios:
There are too many of them! Let’s light this acetone peroxide.

Scottie:
Aren’t we going to run out of that soon?

Athansios:
LIGHT IT!

\*Athansios
gives Scottie a fire striker, then he lights the acetone peroxide and they all
escape to the second floor as the crawlers are caught in the explosion, purple
blood flooding.\*

Prisco: A
cannibal must have climbed that hill! \*Prisco shoots a cannibal off of the
hill.\*

Cyan: Okay,
I have traced the Headless Horseman’s location to the mine.

Robert: The
wiki says this place also attracts monsters… I should have read that earlier.

Boyce:
Escape! \*Boyce gets a large wood stick and TNT, then smacks it and jumps out as
the beacon explodes as he lands in the water.\*

\*Cut to the
mine. The Jacobs are placing torches over the mine, as they walkthrough.\*

Terrence:
Um, men? I think I am out of torches.

Tyler: Well
this is an unusual mine.

Robert: This
is no mine… this is a tomb.

Athansios:
Oh… no… please… no…

\*Scottie
pulls a crude bullet out of a skeleton.\*

Scottie:
Shooters.

\*They all
pull out diamond blades.\*

Prisco: We
should not have come here. Let’s make for the Headless Horseman and end this
madness.

Pumpkin
Head: \*In the distance\* Finally, I have created a Hell Portal. This will bring
Hell to Earth, and all hope shall be lost!

Terrence: We
hear you now, Headless Horseman!

\*Headless
Horseman presses a button, and acetone peroxide blows open the wall separating
the two, causing a rock slide. Within seconds, a ton of stones seal the
entrance, but we cut to behind them, and all eight brothers have escaped.\*

Tyler: We
now have one choice… we must face the long dark of this mine. Be on your guard…
there are foul and old things in this deep place.

\*The brothers
cross a bridge.\*

Robert:
Quietly, now. It is a four hour journey to the other side. Let us hope our
presence is unnoticed.

\*They
continue up a steep stair, passing through a graveyard. Rotting corpses are
strewn about and graffiti is scrawled in dried blood.\*

Athansios:
Three passages… I do not know this place at all.

Scottie: Are
we lost?

Prisco: No.
I do not think we are. Hush, Robert is thinking.

Cyan: Boyce?

Boyce: What?

Cyan: I am
famished.

Robert:
There is something down there…

Terrence: \*Quietly\*
It is Pumpkin Head.

Tyler: I
have seen him escaping for the past three hours.

Athansios:
He did not escape. He was setting up a trap, my instinct tells me.

Scottie:
Your instinct is unnecessary here.

Prisco: Yes
it is! I feel it, too.

Cyan: It is
a pity Robert did not kill him while he could.

Robert:
Pity? It was pity that stayed my fingers. Several that live should die, and the
ones that die should live. Can you give it to him, Cyan? \*Cyan frowns\*

Terrence: Do
not be eager to deal out death in judgement… even the wisest man in the world
could not see all ends. I fear we have walked right into the Headless
Horseman’s trap. The pity of Robert shall rule the fate of several.

Tyler: I
wish we never found Pumpkin Head… I wish none of this is happening.

Athansios:
Everyone who has lived to see things like this did, but they did not have the
decision. All they decided is what the time finally gave them.

Boyce: There
are several forces in the world besides the Headless Horseman. We were meant to
choose the Hell-Gate. We were also meant to find the Jack O’ Lantern fellow.
\*He points to the Headless Horseman about to flip a lever wired to acetone
peroxide.\*

Scottie: He
has remembered!

Boyce: When
in doubt, always follow your nose! \*Laughs\*

Prisco: Seriously,
run!

\*The
horseman runs off and the brothers give chase and narrowly avoid the acetone
peroxide exploding the mine\*

Robert:
Well, there is an eye opener in this room.

\*Robert
points to a crushed wood ingress, with bullets embedded in the timbers. Two
human skeletons are found.\*

Terrence:
ROBERT! \*Robert runs off and digs through a six foot mound of dead bodies.
Robert finds a grave and cringes.\*

Tyler:
\*Reading the grave\* Here lies Commander Jacob, son of Robert Jacob, lieutenant
murdered by a decapitated horseman.

\*Athansios
lifts the decayed remains of a book from the skeleton. It has been cut up and
ripped, and is covered in dried blood. The pages crack and fall out as he opens
it\*
Scottie: We must not mourn, move on!

Athansios:
\*Reading\* He was going to me, so I barred the gates. I can’t hold on long
enough. The ground shook, and I heard his voice. A shadow is moving towards me.
Will nobody save me? He has come.

\*Prisco
trips overs and causes the son’s carcass falls down a hole, dropping into a
hole full of magma. Prisco climbs up.\*

Robert:
Prisco, you idiot! If we even come back, I am kicking you in there because of
your brainlessness!

\*A disturbed
shrieking noise comes from below.\*

Terrence:
This is your fault!

\*An
Ex-Spouse flies out from the pit.\*

Tyler: Get
your guns ready! We got another Ex-Spouse to kill!

Athansios:
NO! IT IS TOO DEADLY!

\*Scottie and
Prisco build an iron wall protecting them from the Ex-Spouse.\*

Scottie:
See? Nothing to worry abo—\*The Ex-Spouse shoots a fire charge at the metallic
wall, exploding it.\*

Robert: You
should have built it out of cobblestone.

\*The
Ex-Spouse shoots another lava ball, which collides with a wall, blowing stone
out and into the molten rock below.\*

Terrence:
Take this you ghostly disgrace! \*Terrence runs overs and stabs it with his
diamond blade.\*

Ex-Spouse:
\*Furious growl\*

\*It shoots another fireball, but it lands on a
pillar instead of a Jacob.\*

Tyler: I got
the hang of this!

\*The
brothers run over, and Athansios punches the freak. Cyan runs over and shoots
it with a gun.\*

Boyce: We
won.

Prisco: For
now. I fear Pumpkin Head is only creating more and more Hell monsters by the
second.

\*They run to
another door, as zombies crawl down columns like cockroaches. They reach a
bridge, where the Headless Horseman awaits.\*
Robert: Make sure they are safe, Athansios. I will deal with this behemoth.
\*Athansios hesitates.\*

Robert: Do
as I say. I need you all to survive.

Pumpkin
Head: That will not matter. I will be done with you within seconds, than your
brothers will get killed in no shorter time.

\*Robert
slashes the Headless Horseman through the chest with his diamond blade.\*

Pumpkin
Head: It is going to take much more than this to deal with me!
\*The Headless Horseman stabs Robert through the chest. However, his diamond
armor deflected the stab.\*

Terrence:
Yeah! Maybe next time you should consider a true warrior wears his breastplate
UNDER his shirt, eh, Headless Horseman?

Pumpkin
Head: Enough, Gold Girl! Now, won’t you mind while I kill Cocoa here?

\*Robert
stabs Headless Horseman through the head.\*

Robert:
Weren’t expecting that, were you? Besides, your pumpkin is overcompensating!

Pumpkin
Head: TAKE. THAT. BACK!!!! \*Headless Horseman charges at Robert, but he jumps
over and kicks the horseman down.\*

Tyler: Come
on, you got to face that your pumpkin is bite-sized!

Pumpkin
Head: That is it! I am killing you first!

\*Robert cuts
the Headless Horseman’s “head” off while he is distracted (this not shown
onscreen). Blood sprays all over the bridge as the Jack O Lantern rolls to the
floor, and the corpse falls down, showing an esophagus, revealing the pumpkin
to be his natural head.\*

Athansios:
Yuck, it turns out Scottie’s theory was correct.

Scottie:
What can I say, Athansios? I am really smart!

Prisco: Eh, I
just think Robert cut off the head along with the Jack O Lantern.

Cyan: Now is
not the time for theories! Now is the time to stop the monsters from Hell from
turning this into Hell on Earth!

\*Cut to them
at Pumpkin Head’s Hell-Gate. They all are armed with diamond pickaxes.\*

Boyce: Well,
I never thought we needed these, but I guess we do! Ready, aim, DESTROY!

\*All eight
of the Jacobs cut down segments of obsidian, destroying the portal and turning
it to a mound of obisidan.\*

Terrence:
Wait, what if the monsters escape from our portal?

Robert: No,
they will not. I built the Portal Hall just for that! Besides, the wiki says
Headless Horseman had access to magic. Maybe he used it to allow the monsters
to escape from the portal?

Tyler: I
hope and think that.

Athansios:
Well, now to go home and have some time to ourselves!

\*Cut to
Robert’s Abode. Robert is putting Pumpkins and Jack O Lanterns over the
mansion.\*

Scottie:
Wow, all these pumpkins remind me of the Headless Horseman!

Robert:
Well, I decided to keep that nasty, ugly, Pumpkin Head’s Jack O Lantern in my
trophy room, because by far, that is my greatest achievement.

Prisco: Hey,
I just built a clock from the gold and Scarlet Rock in that mine! Right now, it
is dusk.

Robert: Yes,
I could already tell by the red clouds, but thank you for the reminder. Well,
brothers, it is Halloween. Time to do go to the village and look for soul
cakes!

\*Cut to the
village where the Jacobs are cosplaying as cannibals and shooters. A scared man
runs over to them.\*

Ichabod Crane:
\*Nervous\* Sirs! I was chased by a horseman, and then he threw his head at me.
When I woke up, I found a crushed pumpkin!

Cyan: Wait,
can the Horseman survive taking off his own head? Oh no…

Boyce: Wait,
did you see an esophagus on the Jack-O-Lantern?

Ichabod
Crane: No…

Robert:
Good, because I cut the dastard’s head off and it is never coming back. I could
tell by the blood and the esophagus.

Ichabod
Crane: Oh heavens! It must have been a more horrifying experience for you.

Terrence: It
was hilarious for all of us. He got so angry when we told him his pumpkin was
not as big as it was, and then Robert decapitated it!

Ichabod
Crane: Well, I look to hear more tales about you! But I have not heard your
names!

All: (Saying
their own names) Robert, Terrence, Tyler, Athansios, Scottie, Prisco, Cyan,
Boyce.

Ichabod
Crane: Thank you! \*Walks off, relieved.\*

Tyler: Well,
now to get more Soul Cakes!

\*We cut to
Brendan’s house.\*

Brendan:
Whoa, you guys are all dressed as cannibals, shooters, and Pipipis! But I know
all eight of you are really Robert, Terrence, Tyler, Athansios, Scottie,
Prisco, Cyan, and Boyce!

Robert:
Wait, how does the boy know our names?

Brendan: I
created all of you!

Athansios:
Well, Brendan the God, nice to finally meet you.

Terrence: So
what will happen to us next?

Brendan: I
do not exactly know. I created all eight of you, but that does not mean I can
predict the future! Now, have your soul cakes! \*Brendan hands out cakes to each
of them.\*

Tyler: Well,
now we finally met our God!

Scottie: You
know, that we know where his house is, maybe we could visit him, like, all the
time?

Robert: That
sounds good. I love the boy.

\*Cut back to
Robert’s Abode.\*

Terrence:
Well, we got all these cakes! Let’s have a feast.

Brendan:
Good thing I got here?

Athansios: I
am confused, how did you get here?

Brendan: I
am the God of Venture I can freely go anywhere I want, anytime I want!

Prisco:
Well, let’s have some food!

Brendan: By
the way, you all are expert fishermen, so in my honor, I will now rain down fish
for you!

\*Outside of
the abode, fish fall out of the clouds.\*

Brendan: Now
go out there, and I will count how many you caught!

\*Cut to
after they got all the fish.\*

Brendan:
Okay, Robert got six, Terrence got eight, Tyler got five, Athansios got nine,
Scottie got seven, Prisco got six too, I got four, and Boyce got five.
Athansios won!

Robert: What
a coincidence!

\*Brendan
shoots fire out of his fingers and cooks the fish.\*

Brendan:
Well, nice knowing you!

Cyan: Wait,
why can’t you stay?

Brendan: I
got lots of other things to do here in Venture, saving people, creating more
stuff. By the way, you should go on another mission to see all the biomes I
created. Well, goodbye!

All: Bye,
Brendan!

\*Brendan
flies off and into the distance.\*

The End