Knife to Meat You

**Knife to Meat You** is the fourth episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the fourth episode overall.It was released on December 9, 2015 - read it here:

## Main cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Wubbzy as Wubbzy
* Lentimassu as Lenti
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Tomdy as Tomdy

## Recurring cast

* Micayla as Micayla
* Ulises as Ulises

## Guest Stars

* XxSolarEclipsexX as XxSolarEclipsexX
* NoooScreamedAnakin as Anakin
* Ricardo8a as Ricky

## Episode

*Bela walks*
into a room and starts chanting

Bela: COH-TAH-CHOO

Sacrifice: NO STOP PLEASE STOP

Bela: I’m Satan Fuck You

Sacrifice: Huh what

*Bela grabs*
a knife and stabs then man in the stomach

Sacrifice: Agh help

Bela: COH-TAH-CHOO, MEI MOI MEI

*1 HOUR*
LATER

Steph: She’s here

Tomdy: Ricardo bro where you been

Ricardo: Hey Tom whats up

Bela: Omg What

Micayla: Hit the music

Bela: What the fuck bitch when you get here

Micayla: I dunno BYE

Mandy: Wheres that druken bitch

Claire: Who, me

Mandy: Ffs there you are women, come with me

Bela: Omg Im trying to sacrifice someone, IS IT REALLY THAT
HARD

Steph : A bish what, Sacrifice

Criminal: Omg sounds fun

*Steph*
stares blankly at everyone

Steph: I gotta get used to this

*Out in a*
field

Wubbzy: IM LINDA CLARK FUCK YOU BETOCHES

Wubbzy: ILL KILL ISIS

*Isis turn*
around and kill Wubbzy

Back at home

Criminal: Bela, bela

Bela: What

Criminal: Stephs looking for you,

Bela: Why

Criminal: Its fucking Sunday

Bela:?

Criminal: Sunday Roast, omg come on we need your human meat

Bela: Right away

*In The*
Kitchen

Tomdy: So Ricardo

Ricardo: What

Tomdy: What should we do

Steph: Help me make dinner fgs

Steph: Wheres Ulises when you need him

*The door*
swings open

Ulises: Hello beotchs im back

*Everyone*
screams in horror

Steph: We thought you died

Ulises: Nope Im alive

Steph: Well its the Sunday roast so perfect timing

Ulises: Feels good to be back

*In Bela’s*
secret room

Bela: Meat, Meat where are you

Anakin: Hello bitch

Bela: you omg

*They both*
fight with rubber swords until they get to a train station

Anakin: This is my stop bitch

Bela: No it isn’t, This is

*Bela pushes*
Anakin on the railroad where she gets run over

Bela: HAHA BITCH

Bela: Now that human meat

*5 hours*
later

Steph: Okay everyone lets play charades

Micyala: Whats that?

Criminal: OMG YOU DUMB ASS BITCH, SOMEONE SAYS BOOK MOVIE,,
actually cba to explain go die

Micayla: Okay

*Micayla*
grabs the knife and slits her throat

Criminal: WHAT THE FUCK

Steph: OMG OMG OMG WHAT THE FUCK

Bela: Cool

Tomdy: This isn’t cool at all

Ricadro: THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT A GUEST WTF YOU ALL CRAY
CRAY

Bela: Oh shut up

Ricardo: Excuse me bish

Bela: Omg go away

Ricardo: Imma cut you bitch

Bela: Yah but you cant

Ricardo: oh watch

Steph: EVERYONE SHUT UP THERE IS A DEAD BODY ON THE FLOOR

Criminal: She was gonna die sooner or later

Jessica: Food is ready

Bela: Poo is ready

Jessica: OMG I HATE YOU ALL STOP BEING SO ME...... HOLY FUCK
IS THAT A DEAD BODY

Lenti: Yes it is, EVERYONE GET OUT ill fix this

Part #2

*At Midnight*

Ricardo: Here bela bela bela

Bela: hello bitch

Ricardo: So we meet at last

Bela: We met earlier haha

*Ricardo*
grabs out her knife and charges at Bela,

*Bela dodges*

*Bela goes*
up to Ricardo and steals the Knife

Bela: So you wanna die,

Ricardo: Yeah no

*Bela*
charges at Ricardo

*The*
doorbell rings

*Ricardo*
looks at the door

*Bela*
stabbed Ricardo

*Lifeless*
Ricardo fell down the stair at the foot of Criminal

Criminal: OMG WTF WTF WTF,

Criminal: STEPH STEPH

Steph: What its midnight... Omg its Ricardo

*Bela walks*
down the stairs chuckling

Criminal: Bela seriously this is like your tenth victim today

*Ricardo*
gets up grabs the Knife and slit Bela’s throat

*Ricardo*
drops down to the ground

Tomdy: wtfs going on

Claire: OMG ITS RICARDO

TOMDY: BROTHER

Steph: Everyone Just calm down

Tomdy: He was my brother

*Mandy tries*
to sneak in with a man

Tomdy: Omg MANDY YOU CHEATER

Mandy: Wait no Tom

Tomdy: WELL WHO CARES IM IN LOVE WITH JESSICA

Jessica: Thats right Mandy hahah

Lenti: I thought you liked me

Jessica: No

Mandy: OMG WHAT THE FUCK HE IS MY BROTHER NOT A BOYFRIEND
TOM, YOU BIG FAT LIAR SON OF A COCK AND I WISH YOU WOULD ROT IN HELL

Criminal: WOOP WOOP

Mandy: And Jessica, Your shoes are tacky

Jessica:OMG WHAT

Mandy: And guess what I never like you, all them stuff people
said about you was true how your a two faced backstabbing lying little SLUT
PROSITUTE , MAN STEALER,WHORE WHO NEEDS TO DIE

Jessica: Omg Go jump in the piranha pool

Criminal: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

TomdyLanWow: Wow just wow

Bela: Im back bitches

*Solar comes*
down

Solar: Hi

Bela: Die

*Bela grabs*
solar and smashes his head on the chandelier

Criminal: Children make nutritious snacks

Bela: Your right

Steph: Okay WTF