The PeePee PooPoo Man 3: I’m Getting Too Old For This

*The PeePee PooPoo Man 3: I’m Getting Too Old for This* is a 2021 fanmade film by rapper Gary Moore. The movie aired midnight on tv19+ due to it’s TV-MA rating. The film is based off the two PeePee PooPoo Man movies. Gary’s film received a 6% approval rating on tv19’s official website and poor viewership, only getting 3,000 viewers, 15 of those viewers were Gary on different tv devices. The film can only be viewed if Gary Moore gives someone the unlisted link on Youtube.

## Plot

After 20 years of fighting crime, The PeePee PooPoo Man is planning on retiring and living a normal life, until a portal opens in the sky, dropping several characters from various franchises which pile on top of The P4 Man. He then meets Bruce Burger, the main protagonist from The Beef Stroganauts. Both men then engage in a horribly choreographed fight scene. After the fight scene, Bruce has a 6 PM lunch break. Gary then breaks in to start a commercial break.

The scene changes and we turn to Spider-man and Spidergirl. Spidergirl reveals that she is Spiderman’s adoptive sister. Both siblings are promoting a rainbow ball. After pointing out the ball, they get hit by Bruce Burger, who does a dive off a chair leg, which you should NOT try at home.

After the commercial break concludes, we turn to P4, who is walking back to his mansion. When he reaches his door, he senses that someone is behind him. He turns around and meets Dante from DMC 5. Dante claims that he would “destroy” P4. P4 asks Dante if he is affiliated with Bruce Burger in any way. Dante says yes and ends up fighting with P4.

After the fight. Dante and P4 are unconscious on the pavement. The camera turns to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, who discover the two. Both of them take P4’s body and flys him to Washington, D.C.

The scene changes again and P4 is seen laying between Spider-man and Spidergirl, who were also transported to the White House. Gary is seen sitting beside them and explains frantically that P4 lost his memory of the fight he had with Dante.

Gary leaves the scene and P4 finally wakes up. Spidergirl and Spider-man introduce themselves along with Joe Biden. Biden knows about the portal opening up and he is willing to help close it and save the world. He tells P4 that he hasn’t paid his taxes in 50 years. Mia overhears Biden’s whispering and she is told to be quiet about it. Throughout the film, Biden jokes about tax fraud.

The scene switches to Bruce Burger and Mandy Rose in their lab, waiting for Dante to come back. Dante comes back and tells Bruce that his plans might be in jeopardy. Dante is introduced to Mandy Rose. Bruce plans on taking his minions out to dinner at Chipotle, known for causing multiple salmonella outbreaks over the years. After they eat at Chipotle, they’ll go through 2 Slides presentations with the plans and 2 10-minute videos from Cocomelon.

We switch back to the White House, where P4, Joe Biden, Spidergirl, Spiderman, and Kamala Harris are sitting in the Oval Office, discussing plans to defeat their enemies. P4 reveals this will be his final battle before retirement.

After their discussion, we meet Bruce and his minions in an alleyway behind Chipotle. Dante reveals he had diarrhea. Bruce will start the second slide presentation first. He disagrees with Dante and Mandy.

We switch back to the Oval Office, where P4 and his sidekicks are still discussing plans. The team agrees with Joe Biden’s plans to defeat Bruce.

Bruce is letting Dante and Mandy sleep on a hard mattress next scene. In the morning, Bruce and his minions will begin the battle at the White House. A Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson reference is made. Dante and Mandy only get 12 seconds of sleep.

In the morning, Bruce and his minions show up at the White House, bypassing security. Gary breaks character and explains his entrance was exaggerated. He gets into character again and resumes hyperventilating. Gary breaks character once again and explains that he’s not actually hyperventilating. He, once again, gets back into character and breaks it again to explain The Beef Stroganauts lore. Larry breaks character but quickly gets back in after Gary scolds him. Bruce announces he will get into the White House first. Gary breaks character again and explains that he is playing Bruce Burger.

Bruce begins to break into the White House and bang on the Oval Office’s door while P4 and his sidekicks are still discussing battle plans. P4 asks his sidekicks if they hear the noise Bruce is making. Spidergirl takes too long to respond. She hears what P4 is hearing, so does Biden and Spider-man. Joe Biden assumes the noise is coming from his “coffee bean plant”, so he heads to his coffee room.

Joe Biden is now in his coffee room. He finds out the noise isn’t coming from the coffee bean plant. Instead, it’s coming from Bruce Burger. After a short altercation, Bruce choke slams Biden and throws his lifeless body into the Oval Office, drawing shock from P4 and his sidekicks, except Kamala. P4 doesn’t know who killed Biden, so he heads to the coffee room to investigate. Spider-man makes a “gary deez balls” joke,

P4 finds Bruce in the coffee room. Bruce flipped a water bottle and failed miserably. He offers P4 an espresso and makes a horrible coffee joke. This scene is the start of the final battle. Bruce and P4 have another fight.

After Bruce is nearly knocked out, his hat is taken off by P4, revealing Bruce’s curls. Before Bruce dies, he reveals he “has another trick up he sleeve”, The trick is Dante jumping from a chair and knocking P4 to the ground. Dante and P4 fight. Dante gets powerbombed, landing on his dead and dying from blunt force trauma and a skull fracture,

When P4 thinks he’s done fighting, Mandy Rose shows up above him. P4 sends Spidergirl to defeat Mandy. Mandy dies from a spear from Spidergirl. Spidergirl plans on going home afterwards. On the way back, she finds Bruce’s dead body. Turns out Bruce wasn’t dead after all. He gets up swiftly and pulls out a laser sword, stabbing Spidergirl.

Spiderman is looking for his sister and finds her dead body. It is revealed that Spidergirl’s real name is Patricia. Spider-man performs CPR and can’t revive his sister. Spider-man gets angry at Bruce and runs away.

The next scene is the big fight between Bruce Burger and Spider-man. They are fighting with laser swords. P4 shows up mid-battle to assist Spiderman. Spider-man leaves and P4 does the work. Bruce gets his balls slashed open, then frog splashed by P4. The laser sword fight continue. Bruce then get suplexed by P4 and then gets stabbed to death.

P4 falls on top of Bruce’s bloody chest and begins to bawl. He has never killed someone in his career and can’t cope. Spider-man walks over to comfort P4 with toxic positivity. After P4 feels better, they check on Spidergirl’s dead body. P4 performs CPR on Spidergirl and she instantly comes back to life. After she comes back, she kisses P4 even though she had no romantic or sexual interest in him.

Jeremiah breaks character and points out that Mia and Michael kissed each other, This drives the entire cast in a frenzy and causes a physical fight between Michael and Gary, which sparked their rivalry. The credits roll and “It’s a Trip!” by Joywave plays. Gary is the director, writer, editor, exec producer, costume designer, production designer, casting director, and director of photography.

## Character List

* Michael Quinn as the PeePee PooPoo Man
* Mia Quinn as Spidergirl
* Jeremiah as Spiderman
* Gary Moore as the director and Bruce Burger
* Patrick as Joe Biden
* Casey as Kamala Harris
* Poopy as himself
* Gabby Moore as Mandy Rose
* Larry Moore as Dante (from Devil May Cry 5)

## Plagiarism

Gary Moore has been accused of plagiarizing the plot and script for the upcoming musical "The Final Battle", which was written by Rocky Smith, a former musical director at New Maxville School District.

*"I have been notified that one of my former students, Gary Moore, stole my script for my new musical 'The Final Battle' and made a 'Blockbuster film' out of it without my consent. Considering he is underage, I cannot bring this to court nor sue him. However, I will be confronting him about this and I will tell him about the charges you can face for plagiarism."* - Rocky in a local interview for tv19 NEWS

It is most likely Gary Moore will face legal trouble, considering his past issues with the law.

## Quotes

* *"WAIT A MINUTE!! MICHAEL AND MIA ARE SIBLINGS!!!"* - Jeremiah breaking character
* *"My weak, brittle bones!!"* - Joe Biden
* *"Spiderman, you haven't told anyone about my unpaid taxes, have you?"* - Joe Biden

## Trivia

* Mia and Michael, despite being real life siblings, kissed in the movie. This sparked a rivalry between Gary and Michael, which Gary has been VERY vocal about on his social media.
* Gary breaks character multiple times to add details to the plot.
* This movie was made without a script.
* The film was so long, the editor, Gary, had to delete almost every app on his iPad just to download and upload his film.
* Jeremiah is the only person of color in the film.
* Spidergirl is verbally harassed by Joe Biden.
* Poopy plays a small role in the film, being the cameraman. He gets a few seconds of screen time during the Gary and Michael fight.