Timeline A-000000

This is the timeline in which Predecessorman loses his superhero cape and mask, BigTerry loses his basketball, Table XLII loses the shampoo, Paul passes down the pocketwatch, DatSquare loses the small rock, and asdfjklltyyyanm is not allowed to obtain the key. This timeline is metafollowed by A-123423, after asdfjklltyyyanm changes it by accident. It is metapreceded by no timeline, but it was born from the timeline of the First Universe. This timeline is within the Second Universe, as are all the timelines of the A-series.

## 1700s(18th Century)

### 1750

Guacamole Burger is born Jacques Moreau III, to Jacques Moreau Jr, a man proud of his lineage which could be directly traced to the beginning of West Francia in 840. With less certainty, he could trace his lineage to Clovis I's hated servant in 489.

### 1766

Guacamole Burger moves from France to present-day America(New France), specifically, to a small town in present-day Mississippi. He set off three years prior when he was thirteen, with his mentor, but it took them so long to get there that Great Britain had taken control of Mississippi by that time.

### 1771

Burger Burger is born to Guacamole Burger.

### 1798

The town the Burgers had been living in grew, albeit slowly, until this year when the area was claimed under America, and grew quite fast.

## 1800s(19th Century)

### 1830

The town the Burgers had been living in got the name Yellow Town, and became the county seat of Yellow County, after becoming a respectable town after Mississippi became a state.

## 1900s(20th Century)

### 1900

October: Turkey Bacon is born to Porky Bacon.

### 1924

March 16: John Bacon(Johnny Shock) is born to Turkey and Porschia Bacon.

### 1926

October 7: Deirdre Jones(Deedee Shock) is born to Jack and Sera Jones.

### 1946

February 17: John Bacon and Deirdre Jones meet.

### 1948

October 29: John Bacon and Deirdre Jones are married.

### 1950

June 6: John Bacon and Deirdre Bacon legally change their names to Johnny Shock and Deedee Shock.

### 1956

January 2: Benny Shock is born to Johnny and Deedee Shock.

### 1986

January 2: The first New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Old Man Green".

### 1987

Predecessorman burns his superhero cape and mask.

### 1996

October 18: Timothy Samuel(TimRocks69) is born to Justin and Savannah Samuel.

### 1997

February 18: Terrence Xavier Shock(BigTerryxo97) is born to Predecessorman and Silver Woman.

June 14: Terrence Xavier Shock's surname is changed to Oakley and is given to David and Susan Oakley.

## 2000s(21st Century)

### 2004

April 17: The music site UpBeats is founded.

### 2009

June 9: Terry discovers the music site UpBeats after a fight with his adoptive father. There he meets LittleRickyxxx.

### 2011

August 1: The second New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "the Dark Green Man". This is the date that the second part of the story begins on, and the date that the Latl Building was blown up.

### 2026

Terry's first basketball was stolen from his home by an unknown individual and presumed lost.

### 2028

August 9: Taylor Bell Oakley is born to BigTerry and Emily Harrison.

### 2031

April 17: Timothy Samuel Jr. is born to TimRocks and Samantha Stevenson(it's funny because her name post-marriage is Samantha Samuel)

### 2042

July 6: The third New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Green II".

### 2060

Table XLII is convinced not to pass down a bottle of shampoo as a joke.

### 2062

December 1: Paul Oakley is born to Table XLII and Jane Doe.

### 2064

October 23: Timothy Samuel III is born to TimJrSucks and Janna Fort.

### 2076

June 20: The fourth New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Green II the second".

### 2085

July 20: Daniel Atticus Oakley is born to Paul and Stevia Oakley.

October 7: Thomas Samuel is born to TimIII and Wylla Nixon.

### 2099

July 1: The fifth New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Green II the second the second".

## 2100s(22nd Century)

### 2104

DatSquare loses the small rock from his pocket after being pushed in the street.

### 2110

April 4: Todd Oakley is born to DatSquare and Tora Oakley.

### 2112

April 16: Jackson Oakley is born to DatSquare and Tora Oakley.

### 2114

January 21: Stella Oakley is born to DatSquare and Tora Oakley.

### 2146

October 9: The sixth and final New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Terroriser".