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Charlotte Hodgson

London, England

**Charlotte Parry** (née **Hodgson**; born March 24, 1994) is an English socialite.

She is the daughter of Thomas Hodgson and Claudia McAdams and husband of Ivan Parry.

## Early life

Charlotte Hodgson was born on the 24th March 1994 in London, England to Claudia McAdams (1972-), a bartender, and Thomas Hodgson (1968-).

Her conception was the result of a fling between the two parents. She is the only child for either.

## Family

She met Ivan Parry at an Arsenal match in 2015. They started dating and married in 2020.
Sophie Reagan

Pittsburgh, United States

**Sophie Justin** (née **Reagan**; born November 29, 1981) is an American socialite who has been the spouse of the Premier of Western Australia since 2018.

She is the daughter of Spencer Reagan and Madelaine Mitchell, sister of Patrick, Xander and Terrence Reagan, wife of George Justin Jr. and mother of George Justin III and Alana Justin.

## Early life

Sophie Reagan was born on the 29th November 1981 in Pittsburgh, United States to Madelaine (née Mitchell; 1954-), a primary school teacher, and Spencer Reagan (1953-), a lawyer and politician who was the Secretary of State from 2013 to 2017.

She is the only daughter of the pair. She has an older brother called Patrick (1978-) and two younger brothers called Xander (1982-) and Terrence (1984-).

## Family

In 2002, rising politician George Justin Jr. was on holiday in Pittsburgh when he met Sophie. They started dating and soon after eloped in Australia in 2002. They have two children: George III (2003-) and Alana (2005-)

## Career

George's eponymous father constructed a city called Craite, 400 kilometres north of Perth. Senior became the inaugural Mayor of Craite and when the city became the capital of Western Australia in 2018, Junior became the first Premier of Western Australia based in the new capital city. Therefore, Sophie became the Spouse of the Premier of Western Australia.
Henry Vincent Sr.

**Henry Vincent Sr.** (July 26, 1897 - February 4, 1970) was an American diplomat, politician and lawyer who, as a Democrat, served as the 30th Governor of California from 1943 to 1951 and the California Secretary of State from 1940 to 1943.

He was the son of Earl Vincent and Hannah Dixon, brother of Warren, Niamh and Errol Vincent, husband of Emily Kennedy and father of Henry Vincent Jr. and Amanda Vincent.

## Early life

Henry Vincent Sr. was born on the 26th July 1897 in San Diego, United States to Hannah (née Dixon; 1872-1960), a housewife, and Earl Vincent (1871-1955), a lawyer.

He has an older brother called Warren (1895-1930), a younger sister called Niamh (1900-1992) and a younger brother called Errol (1905-1988).

## Family

While he was in high school, he met Emily Kennedy (1901-1987), four years his junior and a second cousin of Joseph P. Kennedy Sr., father of President John F. Kennedy. They connected and eventually eloped in 1921. They had two children: Henry Jr. (1922-2019), who would go on to become the President of the United States, and Amanda (1925-2013), a chef.

Henry Sr. and Emily have eighteen grandchildren, including Henry Vincent III, who was the Governor of California from 2011 to 2019, Alexander Vincent Sr., who was the United States Secretary of Treasury from 1999 to 2001, and Eleanor Vincent, who was the Second Lady of Oklahoma from 2007 to 2011.

## Career

Henry Sr. campaigned for the California State Senate, but failed to win the nomination. He was asked by Governor Culbert Olson to be California's Secretary of State.

In the 1942 gubernatorial election, Henry Sr. won the nomination and the election and became to 30th Governor of California. His grandson Henry III would later become the 39th Governor of California.

## Death

On the 4th February 1970, Henry Vincent Sr. and his son were on a train with several politicians and diplomats en route to Phoenix, Arizona, when the train derailed and rolled down an embankment. Henry Sr. and six other people were killed, including up-and-coming politician Niels Sherzinger, and several others were seriously injured, including his son Henry Jr., who was at first presumed dead. Henry Sr. was 72 years old. The accident attracted national mourning for two weeks.
Matthew Carr

**Matthew Carr** (born November 27, 2017) is an American student. He is the son of Steven Carr (1993-) and Mackenzie Kennedy (1998-), older brother of Alfred (2019-) and Caitlin Carr (2021-) and a distant relative of the Kennedy and Vincent families, as the third cousin four times removed of Presidents John F. Kennedy and Henry Vincent Jr.
Ronald Mitchell

**Ronald Mitchell** (born May 5, 1978) is an American NFL commentator and former NFL player for the New England Patriots.

He is the son of Arnold Mitchell and Jacoline Banks, husband of Sophia McAdams and father of Dale and Jasmine Mitchell.

## Early life

Ronald Mitchell was born on the 5th May 1978 in Santa Fe, United States to Jacoline Rodriguez (née Banks; 1958-), a chef, and Arnold Mitchell (1956-), an engineer.

He is the only child of both parents.

## Family

Ronald, then 20 years old, married his long-time girlfriend, 18 year old Sophia McAdams (1980-), who would be a fast food worker. They have two children: Dale (2000-) and Jasmine (2002-).

## Career

Ronald is an NFL commentator and former quarterback for the New England Patriots.
Lily Carr

Los Angeles, United States

**Lily Peterson** (née **Carr**; born June 7, 1964) is an American physician.

She is the daughter of Cody Carr and Jennifer Prewett, sister of Petra and Renae Carr, wife of James Peterson and mother of John and Doris Peterson.

## Early life

Lily Carr was born on the 7th June 1964 in Los Angeles, United States to Jennifer (née Prewett; 1936-2017), a chef, and Cody Carr (1937-2008), a financial analyst.

She has an older sister called Petra (1962-) and a younger sister called Renae (1966-).

## Family

In 1980, she began dating her high school sweetheart James Peterson (1964-), who would become a locksmith. They eloped in 1986 and had two children: John (1989-) and Doris (1991-).

Lily and James have five grandchildren.
James Smart

Andree Carver (1955)

Patrick (stepson)

Heather (stepdaughter)

Luther (stepson)

Jayden

**James Smart** (June 30, 1902 - July 16, 1996) was an American grocer.

He was the son of William Smart and Diane Green, brother of Samuel and Katherine Smart, husband of Bobbie Sue Jenkins and father of Morgan, Angelica and Jayden Smart.

## Early life

James Smart was born on the 30th June 1902 in San Diego, United States to Diane (née Green) (1880-1969) and William Smart (1877-1974). His family had above average lifespans; his brother Samuel (1900-2001) lived to 101, his father lived to 97 and his sister Katherine (1904-1999) lived to 95.

## Children and relationships

James never had a proper intimate relationship until his short lived marriage with Bobbie Sue Jenkins in 1994. Instead, he hooked up with women several years younger than him and in favour of James, it returned with three children, each from different baby mamas.

James and his first baby mama Lisa Champion (1909-1997) had a daughter called Morgan (1929-). Eleven years later, him and Jenny Doolittle (1918-1999) had a daughter called Angelica (1940-2012). Sixteen years later, him and Andree Carver (1938-) had a boy; Jayden (1956-).

James has several grandchildren, great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren.

James' daughter Morgan Smart was the Second Lady of the United States from 1961 to 1963, and the First Lady of the United States from 1963 to 1969.

James' first cousin Marvin Green is the grandfather of Charles Marvin Green II, otherwise known as Angry Grandpa.

James' son-in-law Henry Vincent Jr. was the President of the United States from 1963 to 1969, following the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

## Death

James Smart was mauled by a Rottweiler while walking through Central Park. He died at the scene. He was 94.
Carly Carr

Captain **Carly Johnson** (née **Carr**; born August 15, 1944) is an American firefighter who was the First Lady of Maryland from 1995 to 2003 as the wife of governor and presidential candidate Theodore Johnson.

She is the daughter of Butt Carr and Madelaine Rapinoe, sister of Cara, Lara, Sam, Cody, Mark and Hannah Carr, half-sister of Marco, Dick and Nick Carr, wife of Theodore Johnson and mother of Warren and Amanda Johnson.
Leonardo Johnson

**Leonardo Johnson** (born August 14, 1994) is an English actor, known for starring in 1917.

He is the son of Benjamin Johnson and Amelia Lasagne, brother of Maria Johnson, husband of Janice Garrett and father of Oscar and Hannah Johnson.

## Early life

Leonardo Johnson was born on the 14th August 1994 in London, England to Amelia (née Lasagne; 1966-), a comedian, and Benjamin Johnson (1965-), a miner.

He has a younger sister; Maria (1997-).

## Family

In 2014, Leonardo met Janice Garrett at a play. They married in 2018 and they have two children together: Oscar (2018-) and Hannah (2020-).

## Career

Leonardo is an actor, best known for starring in 1917.
Luther Campbell

Ashley Perry (1983)

Mikiyah

Professor **Luther Campbell** (born August 14, 1952) is an American college professor that has been teaching chemistry at New York University for over three decades.

Born in 1952, Luther never had a wife, but hooked up with several women, resulting in three girls.

## Early life

Luther Campbell was born on the 14th August 1952 in New York City, United States to Bobbie Sue (née Jenkins; 1920-2005) and Dennis Campbell (1919-1990). Her mother was a mail carrier and her father was a grocer.

His brother Patrick (1942-2019) was a McDonald’s manager and his sister Heather (1945-) is a retired model and prostitute.

## Children and relationships

Luther never married but he has three daughters from three separate extramarital affairs: Veronica (1982-) from Payton Borchlet, Camille (1983-) from Ramona Clark and Mikiyah (1984-) from Ashley Perry.

Luther has four grandchildren.

## Career

Luther works at New York University as a professor specialising in chemistry.
The Prophecy of Bitch Lasagne

**The Prophecy of Bitch Lasagne** is a prediction by Martino Lasagne.

## Transcript

The words below were spoken by Martino prior to his death:

> As I will pass into God's gate within a matter of minutes, I create a prognostication to honour my unborn son and my wife of 2 years.
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> Having traced the Lasagne legacy over countless generations and thousands of years, I leave it up to my unborn son to make history within all families across Earth descended from Adam and Eve.
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> The Lasagne family is very prominent in Italy and across the globe for being the namesake of the pasta and meat dish that is adored by so many. People will take advantage of our name, but it does not matter as I will pass away into God's land shortly and as I do,
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> I therefore state that my posthumous son is to be named Bitch Lasagne in view of the fact that a Swedish man who will be referred to as Felix Kjellberg is to make a song called 'Bitch Lasagne' on the 5th day of October in 2018.
>
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This speech was spoken in Italian and this is a rough translation.
Kelly Newton

London, England

**Kelly Meredith** (née **Newton**; born March 11, 1990) is an English journalist.

She is the daughter of Robert Newton and Ada Lasagne, sister of Gareth Newton, wife of Harrison Meredith and mother of Sally and Zachary Meredith.

## Early life

Kelly Newton was born on the 11th March 1990 in London, England to Ada (née Lasagne; 1964-), a flight attendant, and Robert Newton (1964-), a biologist.

Her older brother Gareth (1988-) plays cricket for the England and Wales national team.

## Family

Kelly married Harrison Meredith in 2016 after initially meeting at a restaurant. They have two children together: Sally (2017-) and Zachary (2020-).

## Career

Kelly works as a Europe correspondent on BBC News.
Thomas Franklin

**Thomas Franklin** (born October 8, 1966) is an Australian politician, known for his position as the 51st Minister for Trade, Tourism and Investment.

He is the son of Cole Franklin and Ruth Wellard, brother of Kelly Franklin, husband of Aurora Lasagne and father of John and Damien Franklin.

## Early life

Thomas Franklin was born on the 8th October 1966 in Brisbane, Australia to Ruth (née Wellard; 1938-), a housewife, and Cole Franklin (1935-2020), a politician.

Thomas has a younger sister called Kelly (1968-).

## Family

Thomas met Aurora Lasagne, a volleyball player, while she was on holiday in Australia. They married in 1988 and had two sons together: John (1989-) and Damien (1991-).

Thomas and Aurora have three grandchildren.

## Career

Thomas was a Senator from Queensland from 2008 to 2014 and the Minister for Trade, Tourism and Investment from 2013 to 2016.
Larry Carr

Eleanor

**Larry Carr** (born July 16, 1990) is an American musician and singer as the lead vocalist of Dusk, a band featuring his two brothers.

He is the son of Winston Carr and Evelyn Pemberton, brother of Marshall and Raymond Carr, husband of Tonya Steele and father of Eric, Margaret and Eleanor Carr.

## Early life

Larry Carr was born on the 16th July 1990 in Los Angeles, United States to Evelyn (née Pemberton; 1967-2021), a housewife, and Winston Carr (1969-), a General in the United States Army.

He has two younger brothers: Marshall (1992-) and Raymond (1995-).

## Family

In 2012, Larry started dating Tonya Steele (1993-), a cashier at a grocery store. They married in 2014 and have three children: Eric (2016-), Margaret (2018-) and Eleanor (2020-).

## Career

Larry is the lead singer of Dusk, a hip-hop band formed by him and his brothers.
Madison Lasagne

**Madison Lasagne** (born April 12, 1965) is an English mail carrier, working for Daily Mail.

She is the daughter of Beef Lasagne and Evelyn Scott, sister of Neville, Austin and Ruby Lasagne and mother of Jeremy Manson.

## Early life

Madison Lasagne was born on the 12th April 1965 in Gatwick, England to Evelyn (née Scott; 1929-1992), a camerawoman, and Beef Lasagne (1924-2009), a restaurant owner. She was born at 2:13am, five hours after her first cousin, Luke Lasagne.

She is the youngest of four. Her siblings Neville (1960-), a restaurant owner, Austin (1962-), a teacher and Ruby (1963-), a fast food worker.

## Family

When Madison and her best friend Laura Manson, graduated in 1983, Laura's family, including her oldest brother Connor, were in attendance. After the graduation, Madison hooked up with Connor and she fell pregnant. Their son Jeremy was born in 1983.

## Career

Madison is a mail carrier for Daily Mail.
Leah Campbell

New York City, United States

**Leah Campbell** (born May 29, 1976) is an American receptionist.

Born in 1976 to low-middle income parents, Leah had trouble starting a family with her husband Russell Keefe for 12 years. They had two children between 2012 and 2016.

She is the daughter of Patrick Campbell and Elena Murphy, sister of Jessica, Mark and Shane Campbell, wife of Russell Keefe and mother of Briona and Angel Keefe.

## Early life

Leah Campbell was born on the 29th May 1976 in New York City, United States to Elena Murphy (1942-) and Patrick Campbell (1942-2019). Her mother was a mail carrier and her father was a McDonald’s manager.

Her sister Jessica (1968-) is a trucker, her older brother Mark (1971-) is a flight attendant and her younger brother Shane (1981-) is an Army General.

## Family

Leah married Russell Keefe (1978-) in 2000, however their chances of starting a family were low due to Leah being infertile. Russell and Leah‘s dream came true when their daughter Briona was born in 2012 via IVF. Their son Angel was born in 2016, also via IVF.
Jason Prenowski

**Jason Prenowski** (born March 14, 2010) is a Macedonian-American student.

He is the son of Milan Prenowski and Camille Campbell.

## Biography

Jason Prenowski was born on the 14th March 2010 in New York City, United States to Camille (née Campbell; 1983-), a psychologist, and Milan Prenowski (1982-), an economist.

Jason attends an elementary school around Cypress Hills.
Carter Medina

**Carter Medina** (born June 4, 1965) is a Canadian-American musician who is the lead singer and guitarist of the band Swarm.

He is the son of Harold Medina and Cara Carr, brother of Emily, Thomas, Margaret and Reginald Medina, husband of Teagan Wilson and father of Theodora and Victoria Medina.

## Early life

Carter Medina was born on the 4th June 1965 in Calgary, Canada to Cara (née Carr; 1934-2009), a policy analyst, and Harold Medina (1933-), a carpenter.

His older siblings are Emily (1955-), Thomas (1958-), Margaret (1960-) and Reginald (1962-).

## Family

In 1990, he married Teagan Wilson (1970-), a model from Portland, Oregon. They have two daughters, also models: Theodora (1991-) and Victoria (1993-).

Carter and Teagan have seven grandchildren, four through Theodora and three through Victoria.

## Career

Carter is the lead singer of the chart-topping hip-hop band Swarm. He also serves as an assistant guitarist.
Katherine Lasagne

London, England

**Katherine Davies** (née **Lasagne**; born August 4, 1997) is an English veterinarian.

She is the daughter of Luther Lasagne and Brooke Scott, sister of Mark and Miles Lasagne and wife of Cameron Davies.

## Early life

Katherine Lasagne was born on the 4th August 1997 in London, England to Brooke (née Scott; 1976-), a chef, and Luther Lasagne (1971-), a chef.

She has twin brothers called Mark and Miles (2000-).

## Family

In 2021, she got married to Cameron Davies.
Jane Johnson

Birmingham, England

**Jane Smith** (née **Johnson**; born July 4, 1972) is an English taxidermist.

She is the daughter of Matthew Johnson and Carla Quentin, sister of Randy and William Johnson, wife of Benedict Smith and mother of Benjamin Smith.

## Early life

Jane Johnson was born on the 4th July 1972 in Birmingham, England to Carla (née Quentin; 1937-), a teacher, and Matthew Johnson (1936-), a screenwriter.1

She has two older brothers: Randy (1967-) and William (1970-).

## Family

In 1997, she married Benedict Smith (1972-), a singer under the stage name 6ix3teen. Their only child Benjamin was born in 1998.
John Peterson

Ariana

**John Peterson** (born March 18, 1989) is an American radio host.

He is the son of James Peterson and Lily Carr, brother of Doris Peterson, husband of Beverly Monroy and father of Gavin, Violet and Ariana Peterson.

## Early life

John Peterson was born on the 18th March 1989 in Los Angeles, United States to Lily (née Carr; 1964-), a physician, and James Peterson (1964-), a locksmith.

He has a younger sister called Doris (1991-).

## Family

In 2012, John met actress Beverly Monroy (1991-), who is related to the Carr family by marriage. Beverly's uncle is Spencer Reagan, the husband of John's first cousin once removed Madelaine Mitchell. This makes John's second cousins via Madelaine and Spencer Beverly's first cousins.

John and Beverly married in 2015. They have three children: Gavin (2017-), Violet (2018-) and Ariana (2020-).
Cameron Davies

**Cameron Davies** (born June 13, 1991) is a Scottish locksmith.

He is the son of Vincent Davies and Ursula Lieberman, brother of Ashlee Davies, ex-husband of Lily Marks and husband of Katherine Lasagne.

## Early life

Cameron Davies was born on the 13th June 1991 in Edinburgh, United Kingdom to Ursula (née Lieberman; 1955-), an entrepreneur, and Vincent Davies (1955-), a financial advisor.

He has a younger sister: Ashley (1994-).

## Family

Cameron Davies was married to Lily Marks (1992-) from 2014 until the annulment later that year.

He later remarried to Katherine Lasagne (1997-).
Brooke Scott

London, England

Miles

**Brooke Lasagne** (née **Scott**; born January 19, 1976) is an English chef.

She is the daughter of Connor Scott and Ashley Cox, wife of Luther Lasagne and mother of Katherine, Mark and Miles Lasagne.

## Early life

Brooke Scott was born on the 19th January 1976 in London, England to Ashley Cox (1952-), a linguist, and Connor Scott (1950-), a potter. She is an only child.

## Family

In 1996, she married Luther Lasagne (1971-), a chef. They have a daughter called Katherine (1997-) and twin sons called Mark and Miles (2000-).

Her father Connor is the fourth cousin of her husband's uncle's wife Evelyn Scott.
Hannah Wolf

Dortmund, Germany

Julian

**Hannah Manson** (née **Wolf**; born October 28, 1984) is a German model.

She is the daughter of Markus Wolf and Doreen Papst, sister of Cameron Wolf, wife of Jeremy Manson and mother of Terrence, Brooke and Julian Manson.

## Early life

Hannah Wolf was born on the 28th October 1984 in Dortmund, Germany to Doreen (née Papst; 1961-), a butcher, and Markus Wolf (1960-), a taxi driver. She emigrated to England with her parents and her older brother Cameron (1982-) when she was 3 years old.

## Family

Hannah and Jeremy Manson started dating each other while they were still in high school. They married in 2003 and share three children together: Terrence (2004-), Brooke (2005-) and Julian (2007-).
Irene Carr

Los Angeles, United States

**Irene Payne** (née **Carr**; born August 25, 1997) is an American chef.

She is the daughter of Oliver Carr and Cheryl Tyler, sister of Steven and James Carr, wife of Blake Payne and mother of Sharon Payne.

## Early life

Irene Carr was born on the 25th August 1997 in Los Angeles, United States to Cheryl (née Tyler; 1967-), a TV judge, and Oliver Carr (1966-), a grocer.

She has two older brothers called Steven (1993-) and James (1995-).

## Family

She met Blake Payne at the horse races in 2017. They eloped in 2021, two years after the birth of their daughter Sharon (2019-).
Teagan Wilson

Portland, United States

**Teagan Medina** (née **Wilson**; born January 20, 1970) is an American model.

She is the daughter of Francis Wilson and Diana O'Dougherty, sister of Luther and Donald Wilson, wife of Carter Medina and mother of Theodora and Victoria Medina.

## Early life

Teagan Wilson was born on the 20th January 1970 in Portland, United States to Diana (née O'Dougherty; 1942-), an author, and Francis Wilson (1941-), a real estate mogul.

She has younger twin brothers called Luther and Donald (1973-).

## Family

In 1990, she married Carter Medina (1965-), the lead singer and assistant guitarist of the chart-topping band Swarm. They have two daughters: Theodora (1991-) and Victoria (1993-) and seven grandchildren: four through Theodora and three through Victoria.
LeBron Balls

**LeBron Balls** (born April 16, 1994) is an American-born Iranian-Senegalese basketball player. He has been playing in the National Basketball Association for the New York Knicks since 2013.

LeBron is the son of Darnell Balls and Ebony Imani, brother of DeAndre Balls, ex-husband of Katie Campbell and father of DeShawn Balls

## Early Life

LeBron Balls was born on the 16th April 1994 to Ebony Imani (1976-) and Darnell Balls (1973-). His mother has Iranian heritage and his father has Senegalese heritage. His mother works as a model and his father is a basketball coach.

His brother DeAndre (1992-) is also a basketball player, for the Los Angeles Clippers.

## Family

He married Katie Campbell (1992-) in 2012 and they had a son: DeShawn (2014-). They divorced in 2017.

## Career

LeBron plays professionally for the New York Knicks.
Declan Holland

**Declan Holland** (born December 11, 1985) is an English television presenter for ITV.

He is the son of Phillip Holland and Holly Alexander, half-brother of Marcia and Lucy Holland, husband of Heather Schofield and stepfather of Matthew Douglas.

## Early life

Declan Holland was born on the 11th December 1985 in London, England to Holly Alexander (1964-), a biographer, and Phillip Holland (1960-), an electrician.

He has two younger half-sisters from his father's second marriage: Marcia (1994-) and Lucy (1996-).

## Family

In 2009, he was engaged to Ellen Fitler, but called off the engagement within a year.

In 2019, he married Heather Schofield, a fast food worker and model. He is stepfather to her son Matthew.

## Career

Declan is a television presenter for ITV.
John Franklin

**John Franklin** (born January 31, 1989) is an English-Australian talk show host, known for hosting The John Franklin Show.

He is the son of Thomas Franklin and Aurora Lasagne, brother of Damien Franklin, husband of Madison Ferris and father of Murray and Jared Franklin.

## Early life

John Franklin was born on the 31st January 1989 in Brisbane, Australia to Aurora (née Lasagne; 1966-), a volleyball player and analyst, and Thomas Franklin (1966-), a politcian.

His younger brother is Damien (1991-).

## Family

John was dating Madison Ferris, his high school sweetheart, since 2004. They eventually married in 2009 and had two sons: Murray (2011-) and Jared (2014-).

## Career

John is a tabloid talk show host, hosting his own show, titled The John Franklin Show, since 2018 on the Seven Network.
Richard Saunders

Theodora Medina (m. 2009; div. 2015)

Joanna Chamberlain (m. 2018; div. 2021)

Zachary

Ashley

**Richard Saunders** (born December 22, 1981) is an American actor, film director, talent agent and TV presenter.

He is the son of Curtis Saunders and Jean Petruccelle, brother of Jordan Saunders, ex-husband of Renae Watson, Frances Hall, Theodora Medina and Joanna Chamberlain and father of Michelle, Benjamin, Zachary and Ashley Saunders.

## Early life

Richard Saunders was born on the 22nd December 1981 in Los Angeles, United States to Jean (née Petruccelle; 1947-), an actress, and Curtis Sanders (1945-), a rapper.

He has a younger brother called Jordan (1983-).

## Family

When he was 18 years of age, Richard fathered a daughter named Michelle (2000-) with his fling Kelly Roberts (1982-).

His first marriage was to Renae Watson (1982-), a socialite. Their son Benjamin was born in 2004. The couple divorced the same year.

Frances Hall (1983-) became Richard's second wife in 2007. However, due to indifference, the couple's marriage was annulled weeks later.

27-year-old Richard married 17-year-old Theodora Medina (1991-) in 2009. The couple had two children: Zachary (2010-) and Ashley (2014-). This was the longest out of all his marriages: Richard and Theodora divorced in 2015, after 6 years, the latter claiming domestic violence as the reason.

His latest marriage was to Joanna Chamberlain (1990-), a humanitarian. The couple divorced in 2021.

## Career

Richard is an actor, film director, talent agent and TV personality.
Harold Medina

Margaret

Reginald

Carter

**Harold Medina** (born January 14, 1933) is a Canadian carpenter.

He is the son of Winston Medina and Caroline Woodward, brother of Emersyn, Alyssa and Jeremy Medina, husband of Cara Carr and father of Emily, Thomas, Margaret, Reginald and Carter Medina.

## Early life

Harold Medina was born on the 14th January 1933 in Calgary, Canada to Caroline Woodward (1905-1988), an attorney, and Winston Medina (1903-1982), a university professor.

He has an older sister called Emersyn (1931-2016), a younger sister called Alyssa (1936-) and a younger brother called Jeremy (1938-2020).

## Family

Harold met Cara Carr while she was on holiday in Calgary in 1953. They spoke long distance. In April of 1954, Cara eloped Harold in Canada. She was initially reported missing by her parents, but Canadian authorities updated them.

Cara and Harold had five children: Emily (1955-), Thomas (1958-), Margaret (1960-), Reginald (1962-) and Carter (1965-). They have ten grandchildren, twenty-three great-grandchildren and two great-great-grandchildren.
Joan DeLuca

London, England

**Joan Lasagne** (née **DeLuca**; October 26, 1871 - January 12, 1955) was an English-born Italian receptionist.

Born in England and raised in Italy, Joan emigrated to London after her husband died in an armed robbery.

She was the daughter of Marco DeLuca and Valentina Agosti, wife of Martino Lasagne and mother of Bitch Lasagne.

## Early life

Joan DeLuca was born on the 26th October 1871 in London, England to Valentina (née Agosti; 1844-1911), a housewife, and Marco DeLuca (1843-1913), a merchant. She was an only child.

## Family

In 1899, she met Martino Lasagne, the owner of a centuries-old family restaurant producing the world's best lasagne. She married him on the 27th August 1899.

On the 29th December 1901, Martino was killed while participating in an armed robbery. He told Joan to name their unborn son Bitch and why.

On the 12th March 1902, Bitch Lasagne was born.

## Death

Joan died on the 12th January 1955 at the age of 83 in her London home. She left behind her son and 7 grandchildren.
Donald Carr

**Donald Carr** (born July 6, 1967) is an American politician and attorney currently serving as a United States Senator from Nevada. He was previously the mayor of Las Vegas from 2007 to 2017 and served in both houses of the Nevada State Legislature from 1992 to 2006.

He is the son of Mark Carr and Marcia DeSilva, brother of Darren and Clarissa Carr, husband of Jessica King and father of Kenneth and Janet Carr.

## Early life

Donald Carr was born on the 6th July 1967 in Los Angeles, United States to Marcia Santos (née DeSilva; 1940-), a former model, and Mark Carr (1939-2017), a mail carrier.

He has a younger brother called Darren (1970-) and a younger sister called Clarissa (1973-).

## Family

In 1987, Donald began dating his long-time crush Jessica King (1968-), a model. They eloped in 1988 and moved to Las Vegas, Nevada. They have two children called Kenneth (1990-) and Janet (1992-).

They also have three grandchildren.

## Career

Donald was an attorney prior to winning election to the Nevada Assembly. He served there for 4 years before winning election to the Nevada Senate. He remained there for 11 years before resigning after being elected Mayor of Las Vegas. He launched his U.S. Senate campaign in 2016 and won.
Ada Lasagne

London, England

**Ada Newton** (née **Lasagne**; born June 6, 1964) is an English flight attendant for British Airways.

She is the daughter of Veggie Lasagne and Amy Holmes, half-sister of Luke and Aurora Lasagne, Charlie and Evie Jenkins, wife of Robert Newton and mother of Gareth and Kelly Newton.

## Early life

Ada Lasagne was born on the 6th June 1964 in London, England to Amy Holmes (1932-2020), a flight attendant, and Veggie Lasagne (1929-2010), a Royal Marines general.

Her paternal half-siblings are Luke (1965-) and Aurora Lasagne(1966-) and her maternal half-siblings are Charlie (1955-) and Evie Jenkins (1958-).

## Family

In 1987, Ada married Robert Newton, a biologist, after initially meeting him at a science convention. They have two children together: Gareth (1988-) and Kelly (1990-).

Ada and Robert have four grandchildren.

## Career

Ada is a flight attendant for British Airways, like her late mother.
Aaron Harris

**Aaron Harris** (born April 11, 1992) is an English bodybuilder.

He is the son of Matthew Harris and Madeleine Smith, brother of Teagan Harris, husband of Jasmine Lasagne and father of Jessica and James Harris.

## Early life

Aaron Harris was born on the 11th April 1992 in London, England to Madeleine (née Smith; 1961-), an aquaerobics coach, and Matthew Harris (1958-), a Premier League commentator.

His younger sister Teagan (1994-) is a fast food worker.

## Family

While working out at the gym, Aaron met Jasmine Lasagne, a chef. They got married in 2017, one year after their daughter Jessica was born. Their son James was born in 2019.
Oliver Carr

Irene

**Oliver Carr** (born March 2, 1966) is an American grocer.

He is the son of Sam Carr and Rachel Petersen, brother of Winston Carr, husband of Cheryl Tyler and father of Steven, James and Irene Carr.

## Early life

Oliver Carr was born on the 2nd March 1966 in Los Angeles, United States to Rachel (née Petersen; 1939-), a housewife, and Sam Carr (1936-2012), a modern history university professor.

He has a younger brother named Winston (1969-).

## Family

Oliver married Cheryl Tyler (1967-) in 1991 after they met at a pub two years prior. They have three children: Steven (1993-), James (1995-) and Irene (1997-).

Oliver and Cheryl have five grandchildren.
Paul Smith

**Paul Smith** (born July 7, 1971) is an Irish-English cardiac surgeon.

He is the son of Blake Smith and Chicken Lasagne, brother of Ada, Benedict and Katrina Smith, husband of Jasmine Carson and father of George and Andrew Smith.

## Early life

Paul Smith was born on the 7th July 1971 in London, England to Chicken (née Lasagne; 1934-), a retired British Army officer, and Blake Smith (1934-2020), an insurance agent.

He has an older sister called Ada (1968-), a younger brother called Benjamin (1972-) and a younger sister called Katrina (1976-).

## Family

Paul started dating Jasmine Carson (1971-), a brain surgeon, in 1992. They married in 1994. Their sons are George (1996-) and Andrew (1999-).
Rosie Pickford

Manchester, England

Saucy

Veggie

Chicken

Turkey

Frozen

**Rose "Rosie" Lasagne** (née **Pickford**; April 16, 1902 - July 6, 2012) was an English housewife. She was a former chef and worked at her husband's restaurant.

She was the daughter of Richard Pickford and Jane Wilson, sister of James Pickford, wife of Bitch Lasagne and mother of Beef, Cheesy, Saucy, Veggie, Chicken, Turkey and Frozen Lasagne.

## Early life

Rosie Pickford was born on the 16th April 1902 in Manchester, England to Jane (née Wilson; 1880-1964), a housewife, and Richard Pickford (1877-1958), a politcian.

Her younger brother James (1905-1992) was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1957 to 1963. Her oldest nephew, James Jr., became Prime Minister in 1976 and stayed in position until 1979.

## Family

In 1910, when Rosie was in primary school, she met Bitch Lasagne and in 1919, they started dating. On the 19th April 1922, they got married. Bitch and Rosie share seven children together:

Bitch and Rosie have been married for 90 years and 78 days. Their marriage was the second-longest marital union in recorded history.

Bitch and Rosie have 16 grandchildren, 30 great-grandchildren and 30 great-great-grandchildren.

## Career

In her 20s, she worked at her husband's restaurant Le Lasagne as a chef.

From 1930, she was a housewife.

## Death

On the 6th July 2012, nine days after her son Turkey's death, Rosie was found unconscious on the floor by her daughter Chicken. She was taken to hospital where she died.

Her cause of death was Takotsubo cardiomyopathy, complicated by high stress and sadness.
Mocha Ayano

**Mocha Ayano** (彩乃モカ) is a character in the Distant Dreamscape series. As a magical girl, she goes by the name **Latte Cream**.

## **Description**

Mocha’s an innocent cinnamon bean. She’s a soft and sweet girl who’s kind to everyone, and is described as “cute” by a lot of people. However, she’s very naive and gullible, and is easily manipulated. She also has low self-esteem and can be shy around large groups of people.

## **Background**

Mocha’s an only child who grew up in a small coffee shop run by her parents. When she turned 14, she started helping out, and learned how to do latte art and became very good at it. However, she became a little bit shy, and after transferring high schools, she struggled to make friends. She became quite lonely, but tries to not let it put her down.

## **Etymology**

**Ayano** (彩乃) - **Aya** (彩) means coloring or paint, while **No** (乃) is a possessive particle.

**Mocha** (モカ) - *Mocha* is an English word that means a fine-quality coffee.

**Latte** (ラテ) - A latte is a type of coffee made with espresso and hot steamed milk.
Oppai-Masuta

Oppai-Masuta (Boobs Master), Papyrends, "the man behind the camera" or "the editor" is hardly ever to be seen in the video itself, but is present in every intro. He is the one that films everything.

*Originally named Biifu-Chikken, was adopted by a tree called “tREEEEE”. He lived most of his time beneath the tree. The tree told him stories about King Franics Ni-, and the end of the universe. Oppai-Masuta's goal is to defeat King Franics Ni-, but he needs a team for this.*

Oppai-Masuta (his hand) makes his debut in episode 2.5. His "full body" makes his debut in episode 3.
Caroline Irish

Los Angeles, United States

Raymond (stepson)

**Caroline Carr** (née **Irish**; born January 26, 1984) is an American nurse.

She is the daughter of Robert Irish and Marjorie Poirier, half-sister of Craig, William and Alexander Irish, wife of Winston Carr and stepmother of Larry, Marshall and Raymond Carr.

## Early life

Caroline Irish was born on the 26th January 1984 in Los Angeles, United States to Marjorie (née Poirer; 1960-), a marketing consultant, and Robert Irish (1932-2015), an artist.

She has three significantly older half-brothers from her father's first marriage: Craig (1955-), William (1958-) and Alexander (1960-).

## Family

In 2021, she married Winston Carr (1969-), an Army General fifteen years her senior after briefly dating him following the death of his estranged wife Evelyn Pemberton in a plane crash. She is stepmother to his three sons: Larry (1990-), Marshall (1992-) and Raymond (1995-). She is expecting her first child, his fourth, in December.
Thomas Medina

**Thomas Medina** (born July 29, 1958) is a Canadian-American politician and investor, who served as the 13th Premier of Alberta from 2006 to 2011 as a member of the Progressive Conservative Association of Alberta. He is one of the wealthiest politicians in Canada, having a net worth of $14 million.

He is the son of Harold Medina and Cara Carr, brother of Emily, Margaret, Reginald and Carter Medina and father of Terry Medina.

## Early life

Thomas Medina was born on the 29th July 1958 in Calgary, Canada to Cara (née Carr; 1934-2009), a policy analyst, and Harold Medina (1933-), a carpenter.

His siblings are Emily (1955-), Margaret (1960-), Reginald (1962-) and Carter (1965-).

## Family

Thomas has never been married, although he has a son named Terry (1980-) from a brief fling with Casey Carlson. Thomas has two grandsons.

## Career

Thomas never has a job until his premiership of Alberta, representing the district of Calgary-Foothills since his by-election to that district in 2006. There was a constitutional crisis whereby the leadership was vacated by then-Premier Ralph Klein and no one wanted to contest for the leadership around the same time that Thomas joined the Legislative Assembly. So, Thomas put his name forward and became the 13th Premier of Alberta.

Thomas was mainly investing in stock markets and making millions of dollars.

Post-premiership, he is volunteering in a cancer research foundation. He is one of the richest politicians in Canada.
Etta Martin

Newark, United States

**Etta Carr** (née **Martin**; born October 5, 1994) is an American mechanic.

She is the daughter of Rodrick Martin and Lindsey Osborne, half-sister of Francis and Dennis Martin, wife of Marshall Carr and mother of Phillip and Nathan Carr.

## Early life

Etta Martin was born on the 5th October 1994 in Newark, United States to Lindsey Osborne (1974-), a politician, and Rodrick Martin (1973-), a soccer player.

She has two younger half-brothers from her father's marriage: Francis (1998-) and Dennis (2002-).

## Family

She was at a Dusk concert in 1994 when she hooked up with one of the band members, Marshall Carr (1992-). They married in 2015 and they have two sons together: Phillip (2017-) and Nathan (2019-).
Chicken Schitt Sr.

Cologne, Germany

Chicken Jr.

Noe

Nora

Hollie

Jakob II

**Chicken Schitt Sr.** (October 6, 1924 - September 20, 2020) was a German soccer player and analyst who played for Borussia Dortmund, FC Bayern Munich, Arsenal and FC Barcelona. He was also an unsuccessful politician, campaigning several times for prominent positions such as German Chancellor and Mayor of Edinburgh, but failed to achieve.

He was the son of Jakob Schitt I and Leonie Bergmann, husband of Nora Balsiger, ex-husband of Amber Knight and father of Loada, Dip, Chicken, Noe, Nora, Hollie and Jakob Schitt.

## Early life

Chicken Schitt Sr. was born on the 6th October 1924 in Cologne, Germany to Leonie Bergmann (1884-1974), a school psychologist, and Jakob Schitt (1885-1971), a makeup artist. He was an only child.

## Family

In 1941, Chicken started dating Nora Balsiger, an IT support worker. They married in 1950 and had four children together: Loada, Dip, Chicken Jr. and Noe. Dip died in infancy.

In 1960, Nora died in a horseriding accident.

Chicken and his four children emigrated to Edinburgh, Scotland in 1962. In 1964, Chicken hooked up with Amber Knight, a model. They started dating shortly afterwards and eventually married in 1969. They had three children: Nora, Hollie and Jakob II.

Chicken and Amber divorced in 1991.

All in all, Chicken had five daughters and two sons from two marriages.

## Career

Chicken was a successful soccer player, playing as a striker for Borussia Dortmund from 1943-5, FC Bayern Munich from 1945-51, Arsenal from 1951-2 and FC Barcelona from 1952-60. His son Chicken Jr. is also a soccer player and analyst.

He was an unsuccessful politician, failing to be elected to prominent positions such as Mayor of Edinburgh or Chancellor of Germany.

## Death

Chicken Schitt Sr. died from a stroke on the 20th September 2020 at the age of 95.
Valentina Petrelli

Naples, Italy

**Valentina Lasagne** (née **Petrelli**; born May 6, 1999) is an Italian fashion model.

## Early life

Valentina Petrelli was born on the 6th May 1999 in Naples, Italy to Dolores (née Rosetta; 1979-), a housewife, and Mario Petrelli (1971-), an interpreter.

Her younger brother is Romeo (2000-).

## Family

Jerry Lasagne was holidaying in Naples when they came across each other in 2018. They married in 2020.
Katrina Smith

**Katrina Smith** (born May 6, 1976) is an Irish-English pilot.

She is the daughter of Blake Smith and Chicken Lasagne, sister of Ada, Paul and Benedict Smith and mother of Rick Thompson.

## Early life

Katrina Smith was born on the 6th May 1976 in London, England to Chicken (née Lasagne; 1934-), a retired British Army officer, and Blake Smith (1934-2020), an insurance agent.

She has an older sister called Ada (1968-) and two older brothers called Paul (1971-) and Benedict (1972-).

## Family

In 1997, she started dating her colleague Gerald Thompson. Their son Rick was born in 1998. Katrina and Gerald were engaged to get married but broke up before the 2000 wedding could take place.
Dennis Campbell

Luther

**Dennis Campbell** (August 16, 1919 - September 21, 1990) was an American grocer who worked at a King Kullen supermarket in the east of New York for his entire life.

He was the son of William Campbell and Beatrice Nastevski, brother of Connor and Trevor Campbell, husband of Bobbie Sue Jenkins and father of Patrick, Heather and Luther Campbell

On the 18th September 1990, he was bashed by five members of the Saaras gang while walking the streets of Manhattan. He passed away 3 days later.

## Early life

Dennis Campbell was born on 16th August 1919 in Austin, United States to Beatrice (née Nastevski; 1901-1987) and William S. Campbell (1895-1976). His mother was a nurse and his father was a locksmith.

He was the oldest of three. His brother Connor (1921-2000) was a doctor and his other brother Trevor (1924-2003) was a soccer player for Arsenal, FC Porto and A.C. Milan.

## Family

Dennis married Bobbie Sue Jenkins in 1940. They had three children: Patrick (1942-2019), Heather (1945-) and Luther (1952-).

Dennis’ grandchildren are (in order of birth): Jessica (1968-), Mark (1971-), Leah (1976-), Shane (1981-), Veronica (1982-), Camille (1983-) and Mikiyah (1984-).

Dennis' great-grandchildren are: Martin (1990-), Katie (1992-), Patrick (2004-), Terry (2009-), Jason (2010-), Carrie (2011-), Briona (2012-), Gary (2012-) and Angel (2016-).

## Career

Dennis worked his entire life at a King Kullen supermarket in New York.

## Death

On 18th September 1990, Dennis’ son Patrick was working a late-night shift at his McDonald’s restaurant. Patrick’s car was impounded due to speeding to work, therefore it was Dennis’ responsibility to collect him. Dennis was walking through the streets of Manhattan when just as he was approaching the restaurant, he was coward punched in the back of the head. There, he started getting badly beaten by 5 members of the Saaras gang.

Patrick left the building and found his father unconscious on the floor. He commenced CPR before paramedics arrived. Dennis was taken to The Brooklyn Hospital Center, where he remained for three days before succumbing to his injuries on 21st September 1990. He was 71.

## Case of *The Saaras Gang* v.s. *Campbell family*

Main article: The Saaras Gang v.s. Campbell family
Percy Harbert

Catherine

**Percy Harbert** (born July 5, 1986) is an American hockey player, playing for the Los Angeles Kings in the National Hockey League.

He is the son of Louie Harbert and Petra Carr, brother of Alice and Norman Harbert, husband of Florance Harrison and father of Craig, Charles and Catherine Harbert.

## Early life

Percy Harbert was born on the 5th July 1986 in Los Angeles, United States to Petra (née Car; 1962-), an optician, and Louie Harbert (1961-), a pilot.

He has two younger siblings: Alice (1988-) and Norman (1990-).

## Family

Percy met Florance Harrison (1994-) at the 2014 NHL Grand Final in 2014. After having a one-night stand following his team's victory, they instantly hit it off and got married three months after the fateful game. They have three children: Craig (2015-), Charles (2018-) and Catherine (2020-).

## Career

Percy is a forward for the Los Angeles Kings in the National Hockey League. He made his debut in 2004.
Mikiyah Campbell

Pittsburgh, United States

**Mikiyah Johnson** (née **Campbell**; born August 1, 1984) is an American flight attendant and one of three members of the Campbell family to work for an air carrier.

She is the daughter of Luther Campbell and Ashley Perry, half-sister of Veronica & Camille Campbell and Edward Butler, wife of Ivan Johnson and mother of Carrie Johnson.

## Early life

Mikiyah Campbell was born on the 1st August 1984 in Pittsburgh, United States to Ashley Butler (née Perry; 1965-), an actress, and Luther Campbell (1952-), a chemistry professor.

She has two paternal half-sisters: Veronica (1982-) and Camille (1983-), and one maternal half-brother: Edward (1991-).

## Family

While on holiday in Australia, Mikiyah met Ivan Johnson, a basketball player. They married in 2010 and they have one daughter together: Carrie (2011-).

## Career

Mikiyah works as a flight attendant for QANTAS.
Payton Borchlet

Cape Town, South Africa

Bethany

**Payton Sting** (née **Borchlet**; born October 10, 1961) is a South African-born American policy analyst.

Born in Cape Town to low-income parents, Payton relocated to the United States to make more money.

She is the daughter of Lethabo Borchlet and Amahle Iminathi, sister of Janet Borchlet, wife of Drew Sting and mother of Veronica Campbell, Leonard and Bethany Sting.

## Early life

Payton Borchlet was born on the 10th October 1961 in Cape Town, South Africa to Amahle (née Iminathi; 1939-2015) and Lethabo Borchlet (1936-2011). Her mother was a factory worker and her father was a grocer.

Payton has an older sister: Janet (1959-).

## Family

In 1982, Payton had a one night stand with Luther Campbell and she ended up pregnant with his baby. Their daughter Veronica was born on New Year's Eve 1982 in Ensenada, Mexico.

In 1989, she married Drew Sting (1961-) and they have two children: Leonard (1990-) and Bethany (1992-).

Payton has five grandchildren.
Angel Keefe

New York City, United States

**Angelo "Angel" Keefe** (born March 15, 2016) is an American student.

## Biography

Angelo Keefe was born on the 15th March 2016 in New York City, United States to Leah Campbell (1976-) and Russell Keefe (1978-). His mother is a receptionist and his father is a hairdresser.

He has an older sister; Briona (2012-)