Ghandaiah

**Ghandaiah** is, formally, the leader of PlanetDeusEx after Despot put him in charge.

Despite being put in charge by Despot, the other PlanetDeusEx moderators do not consider him to be above them, with King Kashue wanting him to think he's in control while they work on controlling the city. Slicer suggests sending Ghandaiah to control the war between the Llama and Goat cults, hoping that he'd be abducted by the Goats. Deus Diablo says there's no worse form of torture than listening to Ghandaiah talk for 4 hours.

Gwog claims that Ghandaiah was never normal, but that he lost his mind after Planetization when trying to build the new Forum City, due to the trauma.

If playing during a WorldCorp playthrough Ghandaiah will be met when trying to get into Despot's Apartment. The player can either fight Ghandaiah or challenge him to the "Spontaneous Combustion Game", in which Ghandaiah will get set on fire, allowing the player to bypass them.

If the player goes along with Ghandaiah's madness he offers them some Throwing Sporks, suggesting possible ties to the Llamas. If the player has no room for these he denies any opportunity to make space for them.

Ghandaiah is the author of the Got Ghand? series, and many of his lines are references to the real blog.

## Got Ghand References

### Got Ghand: The Third Revelation

 Pockets...
It's like having a son...

### Got Ghand 05: Lint, Beware!

 ARGH! KENNY G MUSIC! GET AWAY FROM ME!
 ARGH! KENNY G MUSIC! GET AWAY FROM ME!

### Got Ghand 06: Bake Sale

 I could tell you about my painfully muscular physique.
 I could tell you about my painfully muscular physique.

### Got Ghand 07: Cardboard Box

 (This whole episode)
 (This whole episode)

### Got Ghand 08: Lemon Drink

WITH MY FEET.
THAT I HAVE.
MY FEET OF DOOM.

### Got Ghand 10: Captain Red

 That's right, folks, I'm forced to write my column on a 486, because MJ12 is actually so tech-deprived now they have to resort to borrowing hardware from public schools.
 Sure you can. Just talk to yourself, like I do. It's fun and easy! JIBBER JABBER! JIBBER!

### Got Ghand 11: He's dead, Jim.

He’s dead, Jim.
 Hmm... Really gotta stop eating those beans...

### Got Ghand 16: Of Riddles and Pigeons

 My first reaction was to cleverly bludgeon him about the proverbial feet and ankles with an iron mallet... Not just any iron mallet, but that big, omnipotent mallet of Justice.
 It was Erogenous Joe, AKA The Idler of Garfunkle, AKA PETE THE PIGEON!

### Got Ghand 17: Snurkle

 Speaking of things that are sad... I’m going to fall asleep now... Wow... this chair beneath me has suddenly turned into a large, kingly bed... A bed of soft, pillowy Wonder Bread... Mmmm... I can feel the texture...
 Despot? Buddy? You home? I brought you a fruitcake!

### Got Ghand 18: The Anniversary Episode

 DON’T TRY TO DENY IT, BOOBSUIT!
 Hey, buddy, we discussed that in our last interview. You don’t actually -make- them. You -steal- them with your Run Silent augs.
 DON’T TRY TO DENY IT, BOOBSUIT!

### Got Ghand 19: Jedi Idiot

 (Episode title)
 Hey Mister Guard Man, would you like some of this Toblerone?

### Got Ghand 20: The Palms Shed Blood

 Cheese Cameras | DO NOT ENTER DESPOT'S APARTMENT! YOU WILL NEVER RETURN! THEY WILL WATCH YOU THROUGH THE SWISS! THE SWISS! IT'S EVIL! YEAH, THE CHEESE CAMERAS WILL WATCH YOU, AND TURN YOU INSANE!

### Got Ghand 21: Dead in the Water

 Impotence? That thing? With the hats? I can still wear hats. What the hell are you talking about? I'm wearing a hat right now. Why are you talking about hats? You’re an idiot. Shut up, idiot.
 “:Initiating Correspondence:”... See, it's a joke... with the thing...
 This beach ball symoblizes Ghandaiah's head.
 Uhm... you're wearing a... head.

## Gallery

Ghandaiah in TNM 1.xOriginal profile image.Beta profile image.Beta cast image.
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