Edwina Ackerman

Lauren Collins (Canadian dub)

Gaby Ugarte (Latin American dub)

Valentina Favazza (Italian dub)

Edwina Jay Ackerman (Born February 7, 2004) is a spoiled, stuck-up, shallow, girly and beautiful 16-year old teenage girl who's the gender-opposite doppelganger of Ethan Bryndal, as well as the lead singer and lead electric guitarist of Edwina and the Pain Causers, Ethan and the X-Plöders' rival band. They exist not only to become famous, but to try to overthrow Ethan and the X-Plöders and become bigger than them. She is voiced by Anndi McAfee.

## Personality

Edwina is a rude, stuck-up, shallow and vain 16-year old rich girl. She is a hardcore girly-girl who is primarily interested in fashion and gossip. She'll stop at nothing to make her band a bigger and better band than Ethan and the X-Plöders'. She is ***very*** determined to do so and will let nothing get in her way. She is the daughter of the richest woman in the world, Henrietta Ackerman.

She is really selfish, and thinks everything in the whole world belongs to her. In an Earth Day episode of Ethan and the X-Plöders, she said "So like, the Earth revolves around the Sun? Daddy always said the world revolved around me."

She hates being called a brunette Ashley A, and whenever she hears somebody say it, she starts fuming.

She is also a cheerleader as well, and is the captain of her high school's cheerleading squad.

She is not only the gender-opposite doppelganger of Ethan Bryndal, but she is also the gender-opposite doppelganger of Eric Winans as well.

She is Emmanuel Wrenn's favorite Ethan and the X-Plöders (TV series) character, as she appeared in Bear in the Big Blue House Sing Along With Sesame Street Cookie Monster Letter of the Day, being carried by Elmo. Here, she wore a blue shirt, a dark blue skirt, gray socks, and dark gray boots.

## Tropes About Her

* Alpha Bitch: The series' main one. She's rude, spoiled, manipulative, and always determined to make her band the best in the world.
* The Cheerleader: As the captain, no less!
* Drama Queen: Oh **definitely**.
* Expy: Of Ashley Ambruster from Recess, even having the same voice as her in Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. In fact, in Seasons 1 & 2 she, Brianna and Erica are basically Ethan and the X-Plöders (TV series)' version of The Ashleys, as they both share the same voice actresses. And to make matters **worse**, she, Brianna and Erica have even said their catchphrase "Scandalous!" in several episodes.
	+ She, Brianna and Erica are also basically the Heathers.
* Girl Posse: Her, Brianna and Erica make up this.
* Girly Girl: She is primarily interested in fashion and gossip.
* Hair-Trigger Temper: She is **EXTREMELY** aggressive and is really, **REALLY** quick to anger.
* It's All About Me: Edwina's general attitude, to the point she's **shocked** to hear that the earth revolves around the sun, instead apparently taking her Daddy's remark that "the universe revolves around me!" seriously.
* Jerkass: She's a **REAL** big jerk. Not only that, but she's an even **BIGGER** jerk towards Eric.
* Like is Like, a Comma: She **always** uses the word "like" in every sentence.
* Meaningful Name: Edwina is an English term meaning "rich friend", perfectly describing her status as a spoiled rich girl. Her last name, Ackerman, gets its' name from a medieval term denoting feudal status, perfectly describing her and her band's relationship with Ethan and the X-Plöders.
* Metal Scream: Oh definitely.
* No Indoor Voice: In the NYC dub, she shouts a **lot**, especially whenever she gets angry or excited.
* Pink Means Feminine: When she isn't wearing her band uniform, she wears a pink outfit.
* Rich Bitch: Edwina's a typical upper-class snob. On **both**  sides of the Atlantic, no less!
* Valley Girl: Out of all the members of the Pain Causers, Edwina speaks the most like this. Brianna and Erica also speak like this as well.
* Verbal Tic: Always uses "like" and "totally" in every sentence. She also uses "no way" and "OMG" whenever she's excited. She also calls people she hates "dweebs" or "spazzes".
* Vocal Dissonance: In the Canadian and Italian dubs, her voice is lower and more mature. In the USA, NYC & Latin-America dubs, she has a high-pitched voice.
* Vocal Evolution: Her voice tended to get whinier with each passing season in the USA & NYC dubs.

## Quotes

* "HEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!! THEY SHOULD BE CHEERING FOR ***MEEEEE***, NOT ***THEEEEEEM***!!!!!!!"
* "Who like, totally cares about all of this crap?"
* "Out of the way, X-Crappers! Much better and most unstoppable band coming through!"
* "My daddy is soooo gonna sue you all!"
* "Whatevuuuur!"
* "Um, hellooooo? Brand new amplifier and brand new guitar?"
* "I'm like, totally the most popular rockstar!"
* "Get ready to lose, X-Crappers, 'cause you're like, totally gonna fail this contest."
* "Go die in a fire, Winans! I'm like, totally prettier than you'll ever be, you stupid little dweeb!"
* "(scoffs) As if! That was all, like, purely strategic!"
* "Uggggh! I can't like, totally play my music if there's fish smell here!"
* "I hope you like totally burn in hell."
* "That's my purse, and those are my sparkling dresses. And if you even try to touch them with your dirty hands, YOU'RE SOOOO GONNA BE DEAD!!!!!!!"
* "No, Creep-than and the X-Creepers! Those are like, totally mine!"
* "What the hell do you think you're doing, Winans?!?!?!"
* "Ha HA! You losers lost! This like totally proves that we're the better band!"
* "That's MY lip gloss, you stupid little dweeb!"
* "I am SOOOO not going in the water! It'll like totally ruin my mascara!"

## Gallery

Edwina Whenever She Gets Called Brunette Ashley A.Edwina playing her red electric guitar. (She sucks at playing it!)Edwina in one of her clothes.Edwina In Her Cheerleader OutfitEdwina Trying To Be Cool (When In Reality, She Isn't!)Edwina Wearing Her Normal OutfitEdwina In Her Camping Outfit, Wanting to "Go Camping Every Day" (You Can't, Edwina! Do You Wanna Get Stung By A Mosquito?)Edwina Ackerman wearing one of her clothes.Edwina Ackerman wearing one of her clothes.Edwina Ackerman wearing one of her clothes. This was what she looked like as she appeared in Bear in the Big Blue House Sing Along With Sesame Street Cookie Monster Letter of the Day.