Love My Nose

**Love My Nose** is the fourth Goofy Song with Alvin and was featured in the ShapeTales episode, Davey and the Jumbo Triangle.

## Lyrics

**The Announcer:** And now it's time for Goofy Songs with Alvin, the part of the show where Alvin comes out and sings a goofy song. One day while talking with Dr. Lumiere, Alvin confronts one of his deepest fears...

**Alvin:** *If my nose ever left my face,*

*Packed a bag and headed to a race,*

*That'd be too bad.*

*I'd be so sad.*

**Lumiere:** I see ... that'd be too bad.

You'd be so sad ...

**Alvin:** *... That'd be too bad!*

**Lumiere:** Okey-Dokey.

**Alvin:** *If my nose said, "¡Adios!*

*I don't like you; I think you're gross!"*

*That'd be too bad.*

*I might get mad.*

**Lumiere:** Hmm ... that'd be too bad.

You might get mad ...

**Alvin:** *... That'd be too bad!*

**Lumiere:** Interesting!

**Alvin:** *If my nose moved to West,*

*Took my tooth and left a mess,*

*That'd be too bad.*

*I'd call my dad.*

**Lumiere:** Oh my! That'd be too bad.

You'd call your dad ...

**Alvin:** *... That'd be too bad!*

**Lumiere:** Hold on a second! Are you talking about your father? Oh, interesting ... So what you're saying is that if your nose left you ...

**Alvin:** *That'd be too bad.*

*I'd be so sad!*

*I might get mad.*

*I'd call my dad!*

*That be too bad.*

**Lumiere:** ... That'd be too bad?

**Alvin:** *... That'd be too bad.*

**Lumiere:** Why?

**Alvin:** WHY? 'Cuz I love my nose!

(scatting) *Boodle de boop bop...*

**Lumiere:** Oh dear ... This is more serious than I thought. Hey Alvin, what do you see here?

**Alvin:** Umm ... That looks like a nose.

**Lumiere:** What about this?

**Alvin:** It's a nose!

**Lumiere:** And this?

**Alvin:** [deep breath] (To the tune of William Tell Overture) *It's a nose; It's a nose; It's a nose, nose, nose!*

*It's a nose; It's a nose; It's a nose, nose, nose!*

*It's a nose; It's a nose; It's a nose, nose, nose!*

*Noooooooose!*

*Nose, nose, nose!*

**Lumiere:** Wow. Alvin ... Tell me about your childhood.

**Alvin:** *When I was just three years old.*

*I left my nose out in the cold*

*And they turned blue!*

*What could I do?*

**Lumiere:** Oh my. They turned blue ...

What could you do? ...

**Alvin:** *Oh, they turned blue!*

**Lumiere:** I see.

**Alvin:** *On the day I got my tooth,*

*I had to kiss my great Aunt Ruth.*

*She had a beard;*

*And it felt weird!*

**Lumiere:** My, my, my! She had a beard;

And it felt weird?

**Alvin:** *She had a beard!*

**Lumiere:** Oh!

**Alvin:** *Nine days after I turned eight,*

*Got my nose stuck in a gate!*

*My friends all laughed ...*

*... And I just stood there* until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in nose rehab with this kid named Alex who got stung by a bee right on the nose and we couldn't even smell anything until the fourth week 'cuz both of our noses were so swollen and after he was able to smell again, he told me that he spoke Danish and I only knew like three words in Danish except now I know four because Alex taught me the word for nose. "Næse."

**Lumiere:** Your friends all laughed ... "næse"... how do you spell that?

**Alvin:** I have no idea.

**Lumiere:** So what you're saying, is that when you were young ...

**Alvin:** *They turned blue!*

*What could I do?*

*She had a beard*

*And it felt weird!*

*My friends all laughed ...*

*"Næse!"*

**Lumiere:** I'm so confused.

**Alvin:** What can I say except I love my nose!

(scatting) *Boodle de boop bop...*

**Lumiere:** Uh Alvin ... Alvin? ... Wait wait? Alvin. I am talking to you ...

**The Announcer:** This has been Goofy Songs with Alvin. Tune in next time to hear Alvin say ...

**Alvin:** Hey. Have I ever told you how I feel about my lips?

**Lumiere:** Oh, look at the time!

**Alvin:** Time for more scatting!

(*Alvin continues scatting*)