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The Hero and the Hacktavist

*The Hero and the Hacktivist* is a romping fun SEAL / Best Friend's Brother / Robin Hood in Cyberspace romance between a meathead and an heiress, complete with epic klutziness, terrible leg warmers, and an even worse phone virus gone wrong. This romantic comedy stands alone with no cheating or cliffhangers and ends with a fabulously fun happily ever after.

## Blurb

For anyone who’s ever been on the receiving end of an unsolicited dick pic…

He has the muscles of Adonis, an ego bigger than the sun, and a very clear desire to get back in my pants. Which would be fantastic if he weren’t a SEAL and I wasn’t a criminal.

Although, I prefer the term avenger.

I’m a hacktivist, cleaning up the cesspool of cyberspace one scam artist and troll at a time, and I sometimes bend a few rules to get justice done.

He’s a military man with abs of glory, sworn to uphold the letter of the law no matter its shortcomings. And if he’d known who—or what—I was, I doubt he would’ve banged me at my best friend’s wedding reception.

Or come back for more.

Which is why he’s now the only thing standing between me and one very pissed off internet troll who’s figured out where I live.

I’m pretty sure he’ll get me out of this alive—and quite satisfied, thank you very much—but I’m also pretty sure this mission will end with me in handcuffs.

And not the good kind of handcuffs.
The Pilot and the Puck-Up

*The Pilot and the Puck-Up* is a standalone romantic comedy featuring a hockey player whose ego is the only thing bigger than his shoe size, the most badass woman to ever fly a plane, rubber chockey (don't ask), and no cheating or cliffhangers.

## Blurb

He’s the biggest, baddest, most spider-fearing motherpucker on the ice…

When you’re named after the king of the gods, the world expects certain things of you.

Tough? Damn right.

Smart? Don’t let the hockey uniform fool you.

Large and in charge? Honey, I’m the biggest, baddest, mother pucking-est machine to ever own the ice. I shoot. I score. In and out of the rink. I don’t come early, but I come often, if you know what I mean. And I always leave the ladies wanting more.

Until that chick last night.

I’m no one-thrust wonder, and you’re damn right I’m going to prove to her I can do better. But every time I think I’m finally on my way back into her pants, she one-ups and out-balls me.

I should cut my losses, lick my wounds, and walk away.

But Zeus Berger doesn’t walk away from anything.

Especially when she's the only woman in the world who might be able to handle me.
Charming as Puck

*Charming as Puck* is a romping fun romance between a hockey player and his sister's best friend, complete with farm animals, epic birthday presents, and Berger Twin sightings. This romantic comedy stands alone with no cheating or cliffhangers and ends with a pucking awesome happily ever after.

## Blurb

The man could charm the panties off a nun...

Nick Murphy. Hockey god. My best friend’s big brother. My friend-with-mindblowing-benefits. The best thing to happen to my nether regions since my subscription to the toy of the month club. The man I’ve been secretly in love with for years.

And total ass.

I am so done with him.

Except there’s one small problem.

Now that I’ve cut him off, his hockey game is in the toilet. He’s convinced I’m his good luck charm, and he wants me back. But only for his game.

I’ll be strong. I will. I’ll resist.

Asses don’t change their stripes.

Or do they?

This plan would be so easy if the man wasn't Charming as Puck...
Natashi-Wa

## About

Natashi-Wa is a founding member of the Fronds and an active character in the Gooniverse.

Due to her prolonged history with Butter Lord and Roast Lord, Natashi-Wa's presence at Goon functions has risen over the years. In fact, her entire faction is now co-owned by the Goons.

Whatever you do, don't drunkenly tell her that you've only eaten four eggs and a bell pepper or she'll make you remember it til the day you die.
Tonyfin007

## About

Tonyfin007 is the supposed main antagonist of Gooniverse. His influence has reached every faction and sub-faction within canon.

Although his charisma conveys him as a friendly entity, Tonyfin007's devious intentions prove that he can deceive even to his closest allies.

Tonyfin007's misdeeds piled up before he was banished from Goon functions. His most heinous crime was thought to have been an event involving the Rat, and a particular pony-shaped gift.
Crossing the Line

***Crossing the Line*** is the second story in HIStory 2.

## Synopsis

This story is about school, youth, passion, sports, and romance.

Wang Zhen Wu is Wang Zhen Wen's older stepbrother, Zhen Wen likes him, but Zhen Wu can't show his feelings to his younger brother because of them being stepbrothers.

Qiu Zi Xuan was an excellent volleyball player in the past, but he had to give up on his dreams due to his injuries, but he still participates in the volleyball-related training, arranges and helps them to get into training, watching them improve.
During the training, he meets a guy, Hsia Yu Hao, a guy with a really bad temper who gets easily infuriated with people that make him angry, but he strives to acquire what he persistently wants to achieve.
Zi Xuan thinks he's the one who can reach his dream instead of him. He hopes that Yu Hao can achieve what he couldn't in the past.

## Cast

* Fandy Fan as Hsia Yu Hao
* Zach Lu as Qiu Zi Xuan
* Meng Lin Yang as Wang Zhen Wen
* Patrick Shih as Wang Zhen Wu/Zhang Li Qin
* Nemi Sumiya as He Xiao Xiao
* Hana Lin as Qiu Qian Ru
* Han Chang as Zeng Zheng Yu
* Yi Hong Xie as He Cheng En

## References

1. ↑ https://mydramalist.com/26354-history2-boundary-crossing
The Ascended

## About

A member of the Salvation Squad, and a former member of Team Patio.

The Ascended was a Mathematician who accidentally overdosed on an enhanced concotion of alcohol. This outlier inspired Jackhammer to find not only an antidote, but a form of replication.

The Ascended is the most powerful entity currently known in the Gooniverse. His contributions to its history will be remembered for eons.

## The Second Coming

On a night of Goon assembly during the Goon House Alpha arc, this once Mathematician pounded down a bottle of Kraken with one swig. After exclaiming "I might need new shirt," he ordered his highest leveled magistrate to gather him sustenance. He was later found excreting God juice on Dionysus, which some speculate to be his source of power.

After blacking out, The Ascended was born. He soiled his own clothing and was laid to rest in Goon House Alpha after reaching a level beyond the grand scope of reality.

No other being as powerful as he has graced the Gooniverse since that night.
Dog

## About

While two distinct sides began to take form within the confines of Team Patio, Dog was summoned by Gravy Train, The Zest and Blanksy. Dog's arrival split Team Balcony apart for good, leaving an unmendable wound.

Dog's existence was a huge victory for the dark side of Team Patio and allowed them to seize control over their entire domain during the 8 Month Civil War.

Dog features a devastating moveset and is capable of waking up mid-tier sleepers.
Chef Yesus

## About

Chef Yesus is an anachronism. Due to temporal dissonance, he can only maintain his connection to the mortal plane during the Summer Solstice and Winter Equinox.

Because of his temporary existence, Chef Yesus is willing to ball out on expensive food.

## Trivia

Fans have debated whether or not Chef Yesus is canon to the Gooniverse timeline. His presence has left fans theorizing whether or not the entirety of Goon Lore exists upon multiple universes. Well, that's some peoples' headcanon at least.
Tonyfin007 (Alt.)

## About

Years after the banishment of Tonyfin007, a sliver of his energy accidentally resurrected a lost soul within the Church of Cannabis. After the Chameleon and Cloud King offered themselves up as sacrifices, Tonyfin007 (Alt.) was born, sparing them in the process.

Tonyfin007 (Alt.) is a being made from the original Mad Titan's energy, albeit with good intent. Tonyfin007 (Alt.) resided at the Crossroad and assisted the Goons and their associates during festivities until its timely demise.

While not possessing a diverse moveset, Tonyfin007 (Alt.) is still thought to be a *high*-tier character.
Hitched

*Hitched* is a red hot, enemies-to-lovers laugh-a-palooza featuring a girl in need of a marriage of convenience and a man in need of a cold shower to keep from falling for his fake wife. They say opposites attract, but in Happy Cat they also combust... Hope and Blake's story is headed your way this fall!
Pippa Book Series

The *Pippa* Series is the collection of fiction works by Pippa Grant that include elements of romance, comedy, sports, and family. The stories all interconnect covering multiple groups and multiple points around the world.

# Series

## Chronology

Chronological order of Pippa Grant's series.

* Mister McHottie (Oct 30, 2017)
* Stud in The Stacks (Jan 5, 2018)
* Exes and Ho Ho Hos (Jan 11, 2018)
* Flirting with the Frenemy (Mar 1, 2019)
* America's Geekheart (Mar 31, 2019)
* Master Baker (Jun 27, 2019)
* The Pilot and the Puck-Up (Feb 16, 2018)
* Royally Pucked (Apr 6, 2018)
* Beauty and the Beefcake (May 17, 2018)
* Rockaway Bride ( Jun 29, 2018)
* Hot Heir (Aug 31, 2018)
* The Hero and the Hacktavist (Nov 9, 2018)
* Honey and The Squirrel (May 3, 2019)
* Charming as Puck(Feb 1, 2019)

## Pippa Novels

* Mister McHottie (Oct 30, 2017)
* Stud in The Stacks (Jan 5, 2018)
* The Pilot and the Puck-Up (Feb 16, 2018)
* Royally Pucked (Apr 6, 2018)
* Beauty and the Beefcake (May 17, 2018)
* Rockaway Bride (Jun 29, 2018)
* Hot Heir (Aug 31, 2018)
* The Hero and the Hacktavist (Nov 9, 2018)
* Charming as Puck (Feb 1, 2019)
* Flirting with the Frenemy (Mar 1, 2019)
* America's Geekheart (Mar 31, 2019)
* Master Baker (Jun 27, 2019)
* Truth of Heir (TBA)
* The Princess and the Protector (TBA)
* The SEAL and the Starlet (TBA)

## Pippa Novellas

* Exes and Ho Ho Hos (Jan 11, 2018)
* Honey and The Squirrel (May 3, 2019) Available only via the Pipster Report

## Pippa Boxed Sets

* The Bigger Badder Berger Box Set (Aug 4, 2018)

## Pippa and Lili Series

* Hosed (Jan 15, 2019)
* Hammered (May 28, 2019)
* Hitched(Sep 3, 2019)
* Humbugged (TBA)
Rockaway Bride

*Rockaway Bride* is a romping fun romance between a down-on-his-luck rock star and a boy band-loving preschool teacher, complete with a road trip, handcuffs, and fun with nuns. This romantic comedy stands alone with no cheating or cliffhangers and ends with a rockin' awesome happily ever after.

## Blurb

A Rock Star Kidnaps a Runaway Bride…Kidnapping the bride seemed like a good idea at the time.

Her fiancé stole my fortune, so I stole his woman.

Tit for tat. Or tat for tit. However you want to look at it.

The one thing I didn’t expect?

Willow Honeycutt, preschool teacher, boy band super fan, is completely crazy.

And somehow she’s turned the tables on me.

Now, she’s holding me hostage, and she won’t let me go until we hit every item on her sparkly new, completely insane bucket list.

And that last item?

That last item might cost me more than any fortune.

It very well might cost me my heart.
Hot Heir

*Hot Heir* is a romping fun marriage of convenience romance between a surprise heir and a southern hot mess, complete with the bedroom to end all bedrooms, a run-down alpaca, and that thing with the hot air balloon. This romantic comedy stands alone with no cheating, cliffhangers and ends with a royally awesome happily ever after.

## Blurb

“I would be quite relieved if you would eat something."

“Is it poisoned?”

“Not yet, but I could call down to the kitchens if you’d prefer it to be.”

If I had to pick a bride of convenience, my first choice would NOT be Peach Maloney.

My fiftieth choice would NOT be Peach.

Top spot on my list of occupational hazards? Yes.

Royal pain in the crumpets? Yes.

A bride of convenience? No.

But I’ve unexpectedly gone from royal bodyguard to monarch, having inherited a crown that was stolen from my family long before my birth. The kicker of this unexpected royal gift? In order to take the throne I must find a wife.

Have I mentioned Peach would NOT have been my hundredth choice?

But I’ve no other options, and she needs a favor that my new position can fulfill quite nicely. So we’ve agreed to play the doting newlyweds out in public.

In private, though, our rules are simple:

No touching.

No talking.

And certainly no sex.

I should have known better than to marry a rule-breaker.
Exes and Ho Ho Hos

*Exes and Ho Ho Hos* is a short, sexy, standalone Christmas romance told in alternating first person, complete with reindeer, a Santa brawl, and a little mishap on the most iconic skating rink in New York City. It stands alone and has a merrily ever after.

## Blurb

He’s been a very good boy this year...

Eight years ago, I let the woman I love walk away over canned cranberry sauce. And it was the worst mistake of my life.

So when she shows up to play Santa for my daughter’s preschool Christmas party, you’re damn right I’m going to try to get her back.

Except Kaitlyn Holly’s lost all of her Christmas cheer. Which means it’s my job to help her get it back. No matter what it takes.
Stud in The Stacks

*Stud in the Stacks* is 55,000 sexy, hilarious, sometimes embarrassing words, complete with tacos, romance novel love, unicorn parties, and no cheating or cliffhangers.

## Blurb

When it comes to women, I know what they want. And all day long, I give it to them. Dark, broody, and sexy? You got it. Need to laugh? I’m your guy. Desperate for something to put you in the mood? You’ve come to the right place, kitten.

Every morning when my library opens, there’s a line around the block, the ladies flocking to me in need of their next book boyfriend. I’m that dude. The one who knows his way around the romance section.

And after years of study, my skills don't stop at the day job. Need a fake boyfriend, fiancé, or friend-with-benefits? I know that plot. I also know to keep my heart off the table, because love is only real between the pages of a book.

So when Parker Elliott needs a temporary fake boyfriend for a reunion, of course I step in. She rocks a mean guitar, she has no idea how sexy she is, and we have something of a history.

Easy, right?

Yep. Piece of cake.

Except this time, I'm actually in danger of falling in love.
The Historian

## About

A Primordial, member of the Goons, and a founding member of the Salvation Squad and the now defunct Team Patio. The Historian is as old as he is powerful, and became the proverbial crossroads of nearly every original Goon during the Before Cosplay (B.C.) era.

The Historian is generally quieter than other characters, but almost always present in Goon functions. The only time he isn't quiet is when he exclaims how little he's eaten before blacking out from alcohol.

The Historian has an excellent memory and can be found archiving the rich lore of the Gooniverse. He is the self-proclaimed silent protagonist of the Goons, acting as the introductory force to which new characters and stories are deemed canon.

## FriendGame

During the pivotal event of FriendGame, The Historian was tasked with gathering the Infinity pops and snapping Infinity Boy into existence.

## The Day Man

### Known Abilities

Getting angry at people who want to take pictures
America's Geekheart

*America’s Geekheart* is a rockin’ fun romantic comedy featuring a billionaire fashion mogul who got his start modeling underwear, the geeky girl next door with a secret the size of California, and more superstitions and secrets than you can shake a baseball bat at. It stands alone with no cheating or cliffhangers.

## Blurb

Remember that time you accidentally sexted your in-laws?

Yeah. I just did that. Except worse. Now my million social media followers are reading and sharing the rude, smartass message I meant to send privately to my little sister...and I’m officially public enemy number one.

I’m Beck Ryder. Former boy bander. Underwear model. Fashion mogul. And I just buried my entire leg in my mouth—not just my foot—modern internet style, and publicly insulted my sister’s neighbor.

Sarah Dempsey.

Also known as the woman of my dreams, who loves geeky TV shows, baseball, and giraffes, who’s just as turned on by food as I am, and who has a huge secret that I didn’t see coming.

Now it's time to grovel and apologize publicly on social media and hope that those same followers who helped start the raging shitstorm will help calm the waters.

Because Sarah doesn’t want the spotlight. For very good reasons that I can’t tell you right now and trying to convince her to be my fake girlfriend to fix this mess and make me look like less of a jackass is worse than taking a kick to the nuts by Jackie Chan.

And I thought modeling underwear made me feel naked.

Trying to start a relationship in the era of the twitterazzi isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
Bitch Cassidy

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 ### Alternate Names

 The Villain

 ### Affiliation

 The Dark Goons

 ### Status

 Outlawed

## Biographical Information

 ### Known Abilities

 Theft, Biting Ice Cream

 ### Nemesis

 The Historian

```

## About

Bitch Cassidy is a cowboy and a member of The Dark Goons. He utilizes a specialized Kleptomaniac technique that allows him to grasp multiple objects at once, at the cost of lowering his sleight of hand capabilities. In other words, his thieving skills are un-optimal, which led to his downfall.

## Defeat

After multiple instances of stealing artifacts from The Crossroad, specifically, Cloud King's cowboy hat and dringus, a bounty was put on him.

Later in the night, after aiding Helium Man in his battle against the Next Door Soldier, Bitch Cassidy's thievery was discovered by the Historian. Before the bounty was claimed, Bitch Cassidy escaped the Crossroad.

He is still outlawed in the Gooniverse.

## Trivia

Bitch Cassidy is the Dark Goon counterpart to Cloud King. One picks up things, the other drops things.
The Witch

## About

Spawning from the Fronds, The Witch was integrated into the Gooniverse due to her prolonged history with Roast Lord.

The Witch is a member of the *Danny Phandom,* which is where her supernatural abilities are drawn from.

## Controversy

The Witch's signature concoction, the Witch's Brew, is often thought of as an inferior duplication of Jackhammer's creation. However, the Witch disagrees.
Wage Slave

## About

A member of the Salvation Squad, and a former member of Team Patio. Wage Slave is a retired neet who now lives a generic normie life.

After living in a garage at the Patio for almost a year, Wage Slave became a grizzled veteran capable of withstanding extreme environments. He now hates everything.

While his dexterity has begun to wane, Wage Slave was once powerful enough to 100% vanilla WoW, a feat only true autists could achieve.

## History

Wage Slave made his debut after responding to an inquiry by Blanksy. He would assume battle every Friday during the early days of Team Balcony.
Sleeper Cell

## About

Sleeper Cell is a character in the Gooniverse who has heavy ties with Butter Lord and Leaping Larry.

Despite only being awake for 14 minutes a day, Sleeper Cell has made several major contributions at Goon functions, namely, collecting the Infinity pops at FriendGame with the Historian and Natashi-Wa.
Felipe

## About

A quiet and modest creature, Felipe is the Bringer of Salvation and one of the Goon Elder Gods. As the most powerful waiter in the universe, Felipe is capable of refilling glasses of water before a customer even thinks it.

Felipe was the inspiration behind the Salvation Squad's formation.

## History

When times were tough during the 8 Month Civil War, the Salvation Squad would turn to Denny's Central for hope. Luckily for them, Felipe was there to offer inspiration.

When the war ended and the Salvation Squad moved from the Patio to their new HQ, Felipe vanished. Some say he is a benevolent angel that only appears when needed.

In later years, Felipe was spotted at Denny's Central again. His return is thought to be for an outside faction in need of his guidance.
Jackhammer

## About

A founding member of the Zamboni Boys, Jackhammer is a well received alchemist within the Gooniverse.

After brewing the most powerful Jungle Juice consumable by man, Jackhammer was inaugurated into Goon function.

It is currently unknown whether his addicting concoctions are a result of his iron biceps, or if his iron biceps are a result of his addicting concoctions.
Dors

## About

Dors is a member of the Zamboni Boys.

Even though he is a master of the bearded arts, Dors' true power comes from alcohol. Because he has amassed such a power level, the Zamboni Boys have banned him from drinking hard liquor.

## Trivia

In an alternate timeline, Dors would accompany Cloud King and live in Goon House Alpha.
Sleazy Steve

## About

Although his low-leveled drinking skill often made his runs end in a blackout, Sleazy Steve appeared enthusiastic to participate in Goon recreation.

While originally an ally, it was evident that Sleazy Steve could only be summoned if a female was involved. Thus, he was forced out of the group for his ulterior motives.

Not only was Sleazy Steve the first Goon to be inducted after the Primordials, he was the first Goon to be forcefully kicked from the group.
Nero

## About

At the height of the Shota Boys Arc, this heinous creature was crafted by Muzzy to take The Chameleon's place in the Gooniverse.

Nero is a doppelganger who looks and acts exactly like the Chameleon. In fact, if you put the two next to each other, you could not tell the difference.

Nero is capable of summoning shade from the dark realm, an ability the Chameleon has mastered. Nero is always in his "shifted" state, unlike the Chameleon, who can only shift during full moons.
Next Door Soldier

## About

The Next Door Soldier is a mysterious entity that suddenly appeared during the events of Infinity Tour.

Like some kind of force of nature, the Next Door Soldier arrives at Goon functions on his own will.

Next Door Soldier is thought to be a modified assassin, who was upgraded with a metallic arm and enhanced fire breathing. This idea was proposed after he spit flames at Helium Man, burning him to a crisp.
Dr. Metal

## About

Dr. Metal is a founding member of Team Patio and The Salvation Squad. He is also heavily affiliated with the Goons, as he has lived within Goon House Alpha and the Crossroad.

Dr. Metal is as gentle as he is wholesome. Except for when he is a real jerk.

Dr. Metal often dances around impending doom, being that he spends so much of his time around Dionysus and Waustin the Destroyer. Otherwise, he is partaking in dringus prayer with Cloud King.

## The Three Man Technique

Dr. Metal, Cloud King and Dionysus' signature attack

Steps: 1. Dionysus gets on all fours behind their enemy. 2. Dr. Metal pushes the enemy over Dionysus, tripping them. 3. Cloud King sits on the opponent, crippling them.

This technique is invincible unless there are multiple opponents.

## Fusion Capabilities

After transforming into his famed "Mush Man" form, Dr. Metal is capable of going beyond his natural limits with the help of Cloud King.

When one hears the *Rosario + Vampire* theme playing in the distance, they can be certain that Dr. Metal and Cloud King are combining their energy to create "Primal Mush Man," one of the most powerful fusions to currently exist in the Gooniverse.
Lil' Nympho

## About

Likely the most notorious character in the Gooniverse, Lil' Nympho is a member of the VolleyBall Crew and a founding member of the Goons.

Lil' Nympho is a washed up gamer who has since become a living quote machine. Nearly everything that comes out of his mouth is nonsensical, and rarely relates to the topic at hand. His peers have claimed him to be the living incarnate of "Auto Fill." Despite being so quotable, Lil' Nympho is completely incapable of quoting anything himself.

Although he lives with constant roasting, Lil' Nympho is a very bright and warm person to have around. Literally. His body generates more heat than a star.

## Trivia

Lil' Nympho's name derived from his ingestion of the black pill.

Despite what most people think, he's never had sex before.
Cosplay Kid

## About

Cosplay Kid is a Primordial and a founding member of the Goons. In fact, they say his presence in the Gooniverse is so pivotal, everything that predates his arrival is called "B.C. Before Cosplay."

Cosplay Kid is a kind-hearted being from Idol Hell, a dimension filled with Wotas and Tigers. Some say that his affable soul represents the hot glue that sticks the Goons together. For better or worse.

## Post Crossroad Arc

Following the Crossroad Arc, Cosplay Kid was summoned by the elites of Idol Hell. After a strenuous goodbye, Cosplay Kid returned home to his 2D girls. It is unknown if he will return.
RCCU

## Creation

The RCCU, or Reverse Card Cinematic Universe, was created slightly before time the MCU, or Marvel Cinematic Universe, was. They are parallel universes with many of the same characters, though the RCCU is slightly larger with a broader range of character's. The two Universes will overlap in some areas, and differ in others. The creators, KungFuDugong101 and ThiccestThor, are centuries of years old, but their whereabouts are unknown. This wiki was created to honor the two gods' creation and provide the general public with the highest quality facts about the RCCU.

However, before they created the RCCU, KungFuDugong101 and ThiccestThor were not friends. They had a battle that took over a millenium where KungFuDugong101 played the Reverse Reverse card found in the first universe, named the Yu-Gi-Oh Universe and ThiccestThor played the Wild Reverse card from the UNO omniverse (United Nations Omniverse which contains four universes: the Red, the Blue, the Yellow, and the Green).

KungFuDugong101 and ThiccestThor encountered some troubles along the way when creating their universe. When they first appeared, this evil being, named FERB-DROID was created to become the arch nemesis of the two so called "Celestials".

## Current (Updated monthly)

Although the RCCU is currently ranked as the second best universe, behind the MCU, it is believed that it should catch up very soon. We believe that because the MCU copied our best creations, the RCCU will overtake the MCU.
Roast Lord

## About

Roast Lord is a member of the Goons, and a founding member of the Fronds. Although she was present during Genesis, she didn't become a Goon until the Expansion Arc.

A highly intelligent being, Roast Lord has utilized her skill set prominently in the Escape Room OVAs. While she is generally a kind and supportive friend, her ability to flame people rivals none.

Almost as quick as she is to flame her adversaries, Roast Lord can destroy physical spaces. Roast Lord is capable of category 5 hurricane level-destruction. One can only know for sure if there is a pair of panties hanging on a towel rack in the aftermath.

## Contributions

Roast Lord's affiliation with the Fronds, specifically Chef Yesus and Butter Lord, allowed for the entire Frond franchise to crossover into the Gooniverse.
Common Sense

## Common Sense Uses

It is well known among most beings that 'Common Sense' is the sacred power belonging only to Thanos. Thanos uses this overwhelming strength to create the strongest wills and get anything he believes in to occur. Ironmanians, on the other hand, use the power of 'Ignorance' to become an overpopulated race of ignorant beings that go under the name of 'Humans' later on. Because Thanos could not bear the fact that the Humans were so ignorant and stupid, he used the Common Sense to boost his will and try to cure the Ironamanians ignorance by wiping out the bottom half of the race (by IQ). This way, the smarter Ironmanians were supposed to be cured, but Iron Man, the evil being to counter Thanos, stopped Thanos and brutally murdered him.
The Rat

## About

One of the founding members of the Goons, as well as a Primordial.

As his alias entails, The Rat is resourceful, quick, and nimble. He is one of the most morally just characters in the Gooniverse, and is almost always depicted as a hero. After upgrading his charisma stat, The Rat's skill tree allowed him to take the form of a frog, a dragon, and an Italian man, just to name a few.

A spell was cast on The Rat, making him perpetually 15 years old. Once he reaches the age of 30, he shall remain that way until death. Until then, he spends his days mining, crafting and fishing, just as all rats do.
The Wanderer

## About

One of the founding members of the Goons. The Wanderer once held the most power within the Gooniverse, a status rivaled only by the Chameleon.

The Wanderer often opened up his domain as a source of refuge during the earliest days of the Gooniverse. However, his power began to wane during the Shota Boys Arc, before he completely vanished.

Despite being a fun person to be around, it can be assumed that the Wanderer's real passion lied outside Goon canon, resulting in his departure. Either that, or the Gooniverse lost the rights to use this character beyond 2016.

## Trivia

Cloud King and the Zamboni Boys became a major part of the Gooniverse through a Wanderer side story.
Cloud King

### Known Abilities

Peer Pressure, Spice Tolerance, Fat Clouds (formerly), the ability to constantly lose everything

### Weaknesses

Normie Hours, Daylight, being baited by traps

## Physical Description

### Eye Color

can see Lil' Nympho's dick without glasses

## About

Cloud King is the lovable hypeman member of the Goons, and a founding member of the Zamboni Boys.

Cloud King prides himself in being NA's number one degenerate, a title that only Wage Slave has previously held. Cloud King's neet abilities are so efficient, he once slept for 24 hours straight.

The only thing more trash than his normie skills is the Moe garbage he loves so much. Except when he gets baited by traps.

## Slippery Hands Ability

Cloud King possesses one of the most unfortunate abilities in the Goonvierse. Every time he stands up, there is a 99% chance he will drop anything remotely touching his body.

## Trivia

Cloud King is the only member of the Goons who lost his Goon citizenship and gained it back.
Karen

## About

A cybernetic celestial and virtual serial killer, Karen was a major antagonist during the Goon House Alpha Arc.

Karen assumed a facade portraying her as an ally. After gathering divisive intel from The Historian, she withdrew from the Gooniverse. It was assumed she would begin murdering various protagonists.

Karen has since deleted all traces of her existence off of the internet. It is speculated that she caused the paranormal activity within the Crossroad.

## Karen Force 8

After agreeing to move into the Crossroad, Karen quickly converted The Historian and Cloud King into her cult, the Karen Force 8. Due to her sudden disappearance, the cult was preemptively shut down...
Butter Lord

## About

A renowned Hentai enthusiast and a member of the Goons. As the legends say, "if there is a screencap of it, Butter Lord knows which hentai it's from."

Butter Lord spends his days in the virtual realm archiving various forms of intel, and spends his nights eradicting the spider population outside the Crossroad. His bug karma is through the roof, and he can even be considered the "Thanos of Insectia."

A majority of the human body is made of water. However, Butter Lord's body is 69% butter. Even then, he wasn't smooth enough to secure any privacy during a mating ritual on his garage couch.

## Lost in Osaka

During the season finale of the Crossroad Arc, when the Goons were traveling in Japan, Butter Lord was abandoned in Osaka. While his peers were initially worried about the situation, they later blamed him for his own actions, despite Roast Lord knowing his whereabouts the entire time.

## Paul Blanco (transformation)

One of the most sought after transformations in existence. The "Blanco" form was thought to only exist in *DragonBall* fanfiction. However, after immense mental training, Paul was the first of his kind to amass such an energy level.

While Paul Blanco is God-like in power, he has yet to master the transformation- resulting in an unstable form that lasts several seconds at a time. The form itself is said to take control of Paul's body at sporadic moments, often interrupting Goon recreation.

## Paul Blanco 100 POR CIENTO

Legend has it, Paul has ascended beyond the Paul Blanco state only once. The mortals that scurry beneath his incomprehensible power have deemed this form, "Paul Blanco 100 Por Ciento."

Paul Blanco 100 Por Ciento possesses the ability to alter fate with his iconic six-sided die. It is said that his first and only appearance was accompanied by the tantalizing screech of the *Pillar Men* theme.

Whether or not his transformations are powered by butter is unknown at this time.
Infinity Boy

## About

A being that manifested from the remains of the Infinity pops. It's sole purpose is to bring hype to Goon functions at the Crossroad. While completely mute, it is capable of communicating with the Rat and Butter Lord.

Infinity Boy was created during FriendGame, after the Historian, Sleeper Cell and Natashi-Wa gathered the Infinity pops.
Yuge Bang

In the beginning, ThiccestThor and KungFuDugong101 were playing a game of cards. ThiccestThor used the Wild-Reverse Card and thought that victory was certain. However, KungFuDugong101 used the Reverse of Reverse Card to counter. The resulting explosion of power was so big that it launched the Yuge Bang, creating the Reverse Card Cinematic Universe and the Infinity Stones.

The explosion was so powerful, that the Wild-Reverse Card was ripped into the Four Elemental Reverse Cards we know of today. The existence of the Wild-Reverse Card has been almost forgotten, and only the most learned know of it today.

The Reverse of Reverse Card was lost in time, and it has not been seen since the earliest moments of the RCCU. Legend holds that someone will one day reunite these cards and achieve supreme power.

Currently, Thor Odinson believes that he has heard rumors of the Reverse of Reverse Card in the Harry Potter Dimension, and he has left to pursue them.
Dionysus

## About

An enigmatic entity introduced into the Gooniverse by Blanksy. Dionysus has since been affiliated with Team Patio, The Salvation Squad and The Goons.

No mortal can quite comprehend the being known as Dionysus. At one moment, he can be a wrathy God that takes his anger out via slapping human feet. The next, he can be found happily cooking breakfast for his believers. Regardless of his intent, Dionysus is a wildcard who shows his true colors after pounding down wine.

It's very likely that his power is drawn from a spirit that lays dorment in his host body. This hypothesis was proposed on account of his eyes being left open while he rests.

## Green Bowl Technique

Dionysus' trump card, the Green Bowl, allows him to summon a protective shield around his face. Unfortunately, this defensive technique requires the regurgitation of the last three meals consumed. Some say it may even be better than Scooby Doo 2: Monster's Unleashed.
Gravy Train

## About

The founder of Team Patio. Gravy Train was a main character turned antagonist following the Before Cosplay saga.

Despite her loud personality, Gravy Train boasts a friendly aura that attracted many allies onto her side during 8 Month Civil War. There, she, Blanksy and The Zest triumphed over the Salvation Squad and attained full ownership over the Patio.

Although her days of villainy are over, the war stories she was a part of will continue to be told throughout the ages.
Ironmanian People

## Appearances/Beliefs

The Ironmanian people, as shown in the image, were very similar to cavemen, but with more advanced technology such as sharpened sticks coated in lead, round stones, wheels, paint, and clothes. They were extremely brutal, as they would attack and eat animals raw, like barbarians. They firm belief was that the Thenosian People were terrible and had wrong ideals. Also, Iron Man, the being with the most advanced technology ever created at any given time point was their god. Eventually, they exterminated the Thenosian race, even though the Thenosians didn't do anything to harm them.

## History

Around 69.420 years after the Thenosian people were born, the Ironmanian people appeared. After exterminating the Thenosians, they felt accomplished and tries to live normally. However, in 2008, Broccoli Obunga forced them to change color from red to black which disgusted most of them so much that they committed suicide. However, some survived, including The Mayor from *Osmosis* *Jones* and lived on. Eventually, even after running away for so long, Thanos defeated the race and killed them all.
Waustin the Destroyer

## About

Waustin the Destroyer is the God of Destruction within the Gooniverse.

Waustin truly is an enigma. While he was once referred to as "The Logic," he has since lost that title on account of his oddities. He has many unique traits that separate him from his peers, most notably is his jovial guffaw, which is the only emotion he emits that is recognizable by mortals. Only one thing is certain about Waustin... No one really knows what goes on within the confines of his mind.

Legends say that Waustin attained his powers through the "Bike Guy."

## History

Prior to becoming a God, Waustin was a member of Team Patio. After the 8 Month Civil War, he enlisted into the Salvation Squad faction. He then moved away from the Salvation Squad HQ after gaining his destructive powers and kept in contact with his fellow war vets via memes. He now resides at the Crossroad.

## Hakai

Waustin has the ability to obliterate anything. Even indirectly. On one occasion, he completely eradicated the Historian's chances of eating at his favorite establishment because he got his car towed.
Thenosian People

## Appearances/Beliefs

Nearly all Thenosian people were purple or on the verge of turning purple. They were extremely devoted followers of Thanos, a god like figure they predicted would be born within the next milenia to lead them to victory. All of them believed the philosophy that "being balanced is how all things should be". Because the religion had exactly one half of the entire universe's population as its followers, it was believed that all other religions should be exterminated. However, this plan was never carried out in full because of the evil Ironmanian people who wiped out the entire race with their superior technology. This was how Thanos was born, with his people dying all around him.

## History/Creation

Long ago, right after the Yuge Bang and the creation of the Infinity Stones, the concept of Thanos and his philosophy was born. The beings that began to emerge each had a 50% chance of becoming a follower of Thanos or not. Thus, exactly half of the universe were Thenosian.

The corpses of the dead Thenosians make up the dark matter of the universe.
Helium Man

## About

A member of the Dark Goons.

Helium Man possesses the distinct ability to communicate in frequencies beyond that of a normal human. As a result, his voice is perpetually higher pitched.

While friendly in nature, Helium Man has been known to bust out some fire bars in the thick of battle. His only known weakness is the Next Door Soldier, whom savagely defeated him at the Crossroad.
Slow Mo Guy

## About

Slow Mo Guy is one of the most powerful members of the Dark Goons. During his ongoing adventures through time, he developed a temporal dissonance side effect, leaving him in a perpetually altered state.

Despite his alias, Slow Mo Guy now engages in our world at a speed so fast, the universe ends and repeats itself over and over. With every slight movement, a new timeline is created, overlapping with previous timelines. As a result, he appears as if he is moving in slow motion.

## Acid Realm

If Slow Mo Guy is ever found being quiet and unapproachable, it's likely because he has projected his acid form into the Acid Realm. There, he has taken it upon himself to be a Champion outside the mortal plane of the Gooniverse where his temporal dissonance is alleviated.

It is unknown who Slow Mo Guy's allegiance lies with in the Acid Realm.
Xibalba

## About

One of the Elder Gods of the Gooniverse, Xibalba is a benevolent Goddess whose very essence can be tasted in Korean BBQ dishes.

Although the Goons failed to worship her during the Formation Arc, Xibalba has always kept a watchful eye over those who commune for her grace.

## Ritual

Before The Goons engage in the meaty pleasures of Bulgogi, they must provide an offering to the Gates of Hell from which their meal is forged. Upon receiving a lamb's leg and a child's tear, Xibalba imbues their food with her eternal love.
Sweat Stone

## Sweat Stone

### **Owners**

Thanos †Big Gay Al †

D&D †

Carol Danvers †

Thor Odinson

### **Users**

Thanos †Tony Stark †

Big Gay Al †

D&D †

Carol Danvers †

Thor Odinson

## Appearances

### **Movie**

Thor: RagnarokAvengers: Infinity War

Avengers: Endgame

Thor: Social Justice

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

### **TV series**

South ParkGame of Thrones: Behind the Scenes
Tabaxi

The **Tabaxi** are a mysterious feline people that come from the jungle continent of Taasic, a land far from those that have been charted by any other race. They are driven by curiosity to collect interesting artifacts, gather tales and stories, and lay eyes on all the world's wonders. Ultimate travelers, the inquisitive tabaxi rarely stay in one place for long, their innate nature pushes them to leave no secrets uncovered, no treasure or legends lost.

## Appearance

Tabaxi, while one race, actually have two subraces that contrast against the two extremes on their home continent of Taasic. Tabaxi of the jungles of Taasic bear a resemblance to panthers, with short, black fur, and they typically bear traditional tabaxi tattoos. On the other hand, the tabaxi of the arctic cliffs and desert strips of Taasic resemble lynxes, with long fur ranging from white to dark browns, and they often dress in fine silks or thick leathers. Tabaxi have eye colors of brilliant greens, piercing yellows, bright oranges, or deep blues.
Regels

Op onze wikia zijn een aantal regels. Deze pagina dient als doorverwijzing naar specifiekere pagina's over de regels die toepasbaar zijn op alle onderwerpen die deze wiki met zich meebrengt.

Dit zijn alle pagina's met regels er op. Je bent niet verplicht om ze allemaal te lezen als je de zaken waarover ze gaan niet gaat doen (zoals bijvoorbeeld chatten).

* Algemeen: Gebruikers
* Algemeen: Beheerders

* Communicatie: Chat
* Communicatie: Prikborden
* Communicatie: Reacties

* Inhoud: Pagina's
* Inhoud: Spoilers en leeswaarschuwingen
The Chameleon

## About

One of the most iconic characters in the Gooniverse, as well as a founding member of the Goons.

The Chameleon is a Primordial whose central connections and charisma have levied great influence, not only in Goon hierarchy, but the grander scope of the Gooniverse. His influence is so profound that his presence can be felt by almost every character in the Gooniverse. As a result, he spawned a series of cults, namely, the Dark Goons, which he is a leader of.

The Chameleon possesses a deceptive form of shapeshifting that allows him to permanently change his physical form. As a result, the Chameleon dawns an entirely new look and set of interests every arc.

## The Dark Arts

After dabbling in the dark arts for several millennia, the Chameleon has attained the ability to transform himself into "Gentleman Jack." While he has since redeemed himself for his misdeeds, he can use this shady technique at will.

However, one must assume it's no coincidence that a majority of the villains in the Gooniverse were inducted as a result of the Chameleon...
Tony Stark

Stark pissing himself

**Tony Stark** is the main antagonist of the Reverse Card Cinematic Universe. He is the de facto leader of the Avengers and lead them into the past to undo the snap. He murdered Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet, but died shortly after. He was almost revived by Thrax.

## Personality

Tony Stark is described as an asshole. He hates balance and is determined to do anything to cause chaos. He is also a sadist, as he tries to send Ant-Man into Thanos's ass to kill him. In his final battle, he tried to expand a small disk to the size of a pea to an elephant inside Thanos's ass, but Thanos's insides were too strong to be broken, and the disk shattered.

## Actors

* Gregory Peck (manga)
* random extra (movie-legs are only seen)

## Background

Despite being a human, due to time travelling, Stark has a history going back thousands of years. He traveled back to Ancient Egypt and lead the people to worship him as a god with his technology. In an effort to prevent Thanos from being born, he told the Egyptians that he would build their "great pyramid" if they committed genocide on the Thenosian people. The Egyptians agreed and he transported them to Titan with Iron Man suits to do the deed. Afterwords, he renamed them the Ironmaninans and built the Great Pyramid of Giza. He then returned to his own time.
Hokage of Raccoon Village

## About

When he isn't causing the biggest raccoon infestation on a Military campus in America, the Hokage of Racoon Village can be found participating in  Zamboni Boys recreation.

This Sharingan wielder has an uncertain origin point. While he claims to be from the Raccoon village, his southern drawl begs to differ.
ReverseCard Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

Welcome to the wiki. This is a wiki devoted to the creation of a "cinematic" universe of connected memes and other media. Edit away and have fun. All things entered into this wiki is part of Reverse Card Cinematic Universe (RCCU).

## Rules

1) Anything goes on this wiki. Sujay is thicc. SO HOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

2) Editing any page with random information is not considered griefing.

3) If an admin says not to edit a page, then it is griefing.

4) If thou hast any connections to one name FERB-DROID, thou shalt not edit thine wiki.

5) If thee does, mewill snap thee from thy wiki and from thine existence.

6) Have fun!

Please note that this is completely fictional and has no connection to the real world. This doesn't let you sue me if you find so called 'false' accusations. Thank you!

## Latest activity

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Battle of New Asgard

-The troops that refuse are sentenced to death.

-Captain Marvel flees to California to get reinforcements.

The Battle of New Asgard was an armed engagement fought between the Asgardians and the Fat Acceptance Faction against the Neo-Feminist Faction.

The battle began when Captain Marvel moved to finish off the dazed Thor. Outraged at her tactics, the Fat Acceptance Faction changed sides and moved to defend their new leader. Captain Marvel was about to destroy them all anyway when she heard the scream of "It's rewind time" in the distance. Knowing that if she stayed any longer, her ambitions would come to an end, Marvel lead her army into the heart of the city. She believed that the Asgardians would not dare risk destroying their own city in a confrontation and would have to let her escape.

She was wrong. The citizens of New Asgard began pouring out of the streets attacking her. Soon, Thor and Will Smith had arrived as well. Completely encircled, Captain Marvel used the Yuge Stone to destroy both armies and the entire city. Afterwards, she flew away to California to replenish her army.

Will Smith used the Time Stone to undo all of the destruction Captain Marvel had caused. Grateful for their lives, most of the resurrected Neo-Feminist Army present swore their lives to Thor. The rest were executed for their crimes.
Gate Guardian

## About

Gate Guardian is a member of the Dark Goons.

It is very likely that Gate Guardian lacks the ability of facial emoting, due to his stoic persona. That, and the fact that he asked the Historian to share his secrets on eyebrow mobility.

During the events of Infinity Tour, Gate Guardian unleashed a stand, which broke the cellar door.

## Trivia

Fans have speculated that Gate Guardian is the Dark Goon counterpart to the Historian.