Drew and Nate Chat

Drew and Nate talk about Letterman and Conan, tell some real ghost stories and reveal what REALLY goes on in the Clayne Cast group text.

## Special Video Part

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## Episode Summary

Nate looks around his studio for topics. Drew looks around his apartment. Duck is lazy. Tom is absent. Get an insight into the minds of two brilliant guys.

Everyone is so happy Tom isn't here to cause "issues".

Drew would replace Tom with Keith Olberman. Nate didn't specify who he would choose but both stated they had a long list of candidates.

Nate recounts some of his tour stories and we find out he was at the X-Fest 2012 in Fort Calgary.

Drew claims the Just Drew's Show episode got more views than any of the Omnivale episodes.

We find out a little about their parents, and sports radio. The Format (the Band of Nate) would all gather around the radio on long drives and listen to coast to coast.

Nate talks about his hauntings. He alluded to it once in the past, but in this episode, he tells us about waking up in a hotel room and seeing a note from a bandmate written in blood, hearing children screaming and banging on the door. Also for some reason the heat was turned all the way down so it was freezing. Somehow, he managed to fall back asleep, but the next day his bandmates also said the night gave them bad vibes. They played at Eagles Ballroom and then he found out that the hotel was the Ambassador Hotel, the very same hotel Jeffrey Dahmer the serial killer serially killed a guy in.

Drew tells a freaky story about a friend who had a sleepwalking episode in which he was standing up pointing out of the window and kept repeating "They're coming. They're coming." Since you're not supposed to wake someone up when they're sleepwalking, he had to just try and go back to bed.

Nate also recounts a story about a near ghost siting, in which a shrouded silhouette was trying to get into their room. But it wasn't a ghost, it was just a drunk guy on a ladder banging on the window because he lost his keys. This was on St. Patrick's Day, likely at the Hotel Monte Vista.

After some more entertaining paranormal tales, the episode takes a more somber turn, as Drew starts to discuss their own mortality. Nate can't talk about that or he has to stay in bed all day. Drew thinks there may be a bit of reincarnation going on after death.

They move on to cover important news related to Donald Trump and then they watch the video of DT getting attacked by the eagle.

Drew performs a wonderful Winnie the Pooh impression and says some real nasty things about the other animals.

The hosts remain un-cancelable despite some of the more demented and graphic stuff they post in their group DMs.

Drew says people are like multi-faced die (like a dice from dungeons & dragons) and they all have multiple sides.

Drew and Nate are in simpatico. They're not sure if Tom is also.

The conversation eventually shifts to late night talk shows, where Nate recounts some of the wacky experiences he's had as a famous popster on TV shows. This segment is also tinged by the earlier discussion about dark minds and thoughts. Conan (O'Brien) told Nate to stop acting so cool! Drew considers Jay Leno to be the most normal of the late night hosts, and that's saying something.

They consider Craig Kilborn the worst of the late night hosts. Craig Ferguson is Scottish. Neither Nate nor Drew have watched James Corden.

It's all the same show, just awful.

## Notable Quotes

### Fantastic Nate

* „Back in those days? Oh I was absolutely high strung, I was fuckin miserable. And the job called for being high strung. But also, I was beloved among all the people involved...’cause I’m not a fuckin’ Dick.”
* “Here’s my thing; If I’m miserable, I don’t make the people around me miserable.”
* “It feels good to laugh. Tom’s always just jumping in.”
* “It feels good to be here without those other two guys.”
* “You can edit that out.” (it wasn’t edited out)
* “I only like the wackadoo shit!?”
* "You don't have to be an evil person, while also having crazy dark funny thoughts."
* "I think every second of every day about getting old."
* "This was a delight."

### Drew (Canadas Host)

* “Alright, alright…alright.”
* “He’s mastered the Erotic.” (about Nasty Nate)
* "We need to get all our ducks in a row, and I'm not talking about my cat!"
* “People love me! I’m a personality.”
* “You can only be *so* edgy on terrestrial radio.”
* "You need something to do while watching baseball. Cause it's so boring."
* "I believe in Aliens, I believe in Ghosts, I believe in all of it. I believe in Bigfoot. I believe in...all that stuff. Loch Ness monster."
* "When you breathe in, take a deep breath, you're breathing in the same air that a T-Rex was breathing 65 million years ago."
* "I wish I could wring a little bit o' money out of you. Wouldn't that be nice!"

## Get to know your Host(s)

Drew has a Subaru which he caringly replaced the battery on. It was getting drained so low that he couldn’t even recharge it because he was watching so much nasty porno in the car.

Nate is an overall calm & chill-ass dude. He usually never hardly gets angry and squeals about the most miniscule things. He has a motorcycle license. Life’s cheap to that kind! He might have already mentioned this way back in season 1, in the episode where Murtaugh buys a motorcycle.

Nate loves manual Cars. Drew has never driven one.

Nate is extremely older than Drew. 5 or 6 years.

Nate is from Arizona, Drew only ever drove through it bumpin' the Men in Black soundtrack.

Drews parents are 8 years older than him.

Tom is deathly afraid of gay people. Not in a hateful way though.

## Trivia

Arizona is at the bottom of the United States.

A lot of celebrities collect baseball related things.

Bald eagles are as beautiful as they are frightening.

Steve Martin was born in Waco, Texas, USA. Martin short was born in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

## Freaky Figures

You can get to Banff from Calgary in about an hour if you go 20 km/h over the speed limit.

This is the second episode to feature only Nate and Drew aka ChapoNandD. The first being DNA Drew and Nate Alpha Podcast. However, it's already the 3rd episode Tom has been absent from.

## Clayne For-Casting

Ghost or Drunk guy will become a popular new game (developed by Nate)

Drew is going to make a Movie about a guy called Mitch who's dick grows exponentially. But he uses it for good (like to make a bridge over a ravine or crevice) or transport people fleeing from natural disasters.