We Don't about Smudger

We Don't about Smudger is a song in Sudrian Skits The Musical! It is sung by Duke and Atlas as they warn Andrew not to mention Smudger, who has the gift of telling prophecy! It's based from We Don't Talk about Bruno from Disney's Encanto!

## Lyrics:

Duke: (singing)

We don't talk about Smudger, no, no, no

We don't talk about Smudger, but

It was his first day

Atlas:

It was his first day

Duke: (singing)

We were getting ready

And there wasn't a cloud in the sky

Atlas: (singing)

No clouds allowed in the sky

Duke: (singing)

Smudger puffs in with a mischievous grin

Atlas: (singing)

Thunder!

Duke: (angry singing)

You telling this story or am I?

Atlas: (singing)

I'm sorry, mi dukey, go on

Duke: (singing)

Smudger says, "It looks like rain"

Atlas: (singing)

Why did he tell us?

Duke: (singing)

In doing so, he floods my brain

Atlas: (singing)

Stanley, get the umbrellas

Duke: (singing)

Worked in a hurricane

Atlas: (singing)

What a joyous day but anyway

Both: (singing)

We don't talk about Smudger, no, no, no

We don't talk about Smudger

Albert (Narrow): (singing)

Hey, grew to live in fear of Smudger stuttering or stumbling

I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling

I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch, ch, ch

It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling

Always left Duke and the family fumbling

Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand

Do you understand?

Bertram: (singing)

18 ft frame, rats along his cab

when he takes your train it all fades to black.

Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (Hey)

All: (singing)

We don't talk about Smudger, no, no, no (We don't talk about Smudger, no, no!)

We don't talk about Smudger (We don't talk about Smudger)

Passenger 1: (singing)

He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead (No, no)

Passenger 2: (singing)

He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said (No, no)

Vicar of Wellsworth: (singing)

He said that all my hair would disappear, now, look at my head (No, no)

All:

Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read

Stanley: (singing)

He told me that the life of my dreams

Would be promised, and someday be mine

He told me that my power would grow

Like the grapes that thrive on the vine

Lady: (singing)

Óye, Andrea's on her way

Colin: (singing)

He told me that the Engine of my dreams

Would be just out of reach

Betrothed to another

It's like I hear him, now

Stanley: (singing)

Hey Perc, I want not a sound out of you

Colin: (singing)

It's like I can hear him now, I can hear him, now

Percy: (singing)

Um, Smudger

Yeah, about that Smudger

I really need to know about Smudger

Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Smudger

Bertram: (singing)

Stanley, your girlfriend's here

All:

Time for dinner

Bertram: (singing)

18 ft frame, rats along his cab

Duke: (singing)(It was his first day)

Atals: (singing) (it was our first day )

Bertram:(singing)  when he takes your train it all fades to black.

Duke: (singing) (We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)

Bertram: (singing) Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams

Duke: (singing) (Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin) You telling this story or am I?

Lady: (singing) Óye, Molly's on his way

Duke: (singing) Smudger says, "It looks like rain"

Colin: (singing) (He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach)

Duke: (singing) In doing so, he floods my brain

Colin: (singing) (Betrothed to another, another)

Duke: (singing) Worked in a hurricane

Colin: (singing) (And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'm fine)

Henry: (sad)

She's here

All: (singing)

Don't talk about Smudger, no

Percy: (singing)

Why did I talk about Smudger?

All: (singing)

Not a word about Smudger

Percy: (singing)

I never shoulda brought up Smudger

## Characters:

1. Andrew
2. Duke
3. Atlas
4. Albert (Narrow)
5. Bertram
6. Emily
7. Stanley
8. Daisy
9. Henry

## Cast:

1. Tomiato64- Andrew
2. 22Tesla- Duke
3. SudrianSteamers- Atlas
4. thomasthetank84- Albert )Narrow{, Vicar of Wellsworth
5. Sodor Brony- Bertram
6. - Passenger 1
7. discord draconequus- Passenger 2
8. AutumnK- Daisy
9. CuteYoshiLover- Emily
10. EpicLafiteau- Stanley
11. Shawey- Henry

## Trivia:

* The song was originally going to be in Pilot Part 2!