Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: The Kill Me Baby Trailer

Greetings. Today I would like to talk about another THX trailer. I promise you that is not another boxset based on a children's network. Before I go any further, let me ask you this.

Have you ever heard of an anime entitled "Kill Me Baby"? If you haven't, allow me to give you some information I imported from Google.

Kill Me Baby follows the school lives of a high school girl Yasuna Oribe, along with her friends Sonya, a female assassin, and Agiri Goshiki, a female ninja. When I watch this series, I see the 2 main protagonists Yasuna and Sonya trying to form a friendship.

Originally, the show was a manga before it became an animated series.

But that isn't important. As I said, I am going to tell you about another THX trailer I have found. The source material was, you know, Kill Me Baby.

It all started when I was with my dad and one of his girlfriends at a restaurant called Ivar's.

My order was a salmon BLT with no lettuce and tomatoes, a side of fries and a Minute Maid grape drink as part of the Coca-Cola freestyle machine.

After we finished eating, my dad asked me to wait by the car, so I did as he said.

While walking to the car, I looked at what appeared to be a small box on the sidewalk.

I examined it and there was clearly nothing on it. My dad and his girlfriend came out of the restaurant and we headed to the airport so we can drop my dad's girlfriend off, as it was the day she would go home.

When we got home, I showed my dad what I picked up and he was confused. I told him that the box I found was on the sidewalk and it had no name on it.

He believed me and told me that he would be going out to his office at work to pick up something.

After my dad left, I began to take a steak knife and I opened up the box. Inside of it was a Kill Me Baby DVD in a CD case, but it had the THX logo, meaning that it was THX certified. I began getting curious of how this anime could be THX certified. That's when I remembered my experience with the THX Vortexx CW boxset even though Kill Me Baby was never meant to be a kids show.

Anyways, the cover consisted of the 2 main protagonists Yasuna and Sonya in one of their poses from the intro of Kill Me Baby while Tex is seen in a dark background. But what was disturbing was that the cover looked a little misplaced especially the DVD Video logo, and Yasuna and Sonya had their arms missing. I would assume it was an error on the DVD that they forgot to fix.

Looking at it, it was nearly similar to the cover of the Monster House THX trailer. If I could guess correctly, this DVD was probably another one of Adam Kennington's sick tricks.

I decided that I would view the DVD for a good view. I inserted the disc into my DVD player and sat back. It began with the Funimation logo from 2016 to present.

The next thing that popped up was the menu. It featured the same 2 characters with the same missing arms. There were 3 menu options including Play, Visit THX and DVD Credits. I selected play and it showed a warning that said:

"This trailer you are about to see was made to promote the theatrical release of "Doctor Sleep" despite it not being THX certified. It also contains scenes that may not be suitable for people with sensitivity issues. Watch this trailer at your own risk!"

"As I should have expected! Another lost trailer!" I muttered.

The trailer began. It started with a shot of Tex in a dark background which was similar to the start of the Monster House THX trailer. Tex then said:

"I bet you know what I'm going to do! I'm going to kill some anime characters! Let the show begin!"

He then flew into the dark sky.

It then cut to a shot of the THX trailer as it appears in the Moo Can trailer. Just then, Yasuna and Sonya walked into the shot. The main 2 spoke in english accents.

Yasuna began to speak. "What is this place Sonya?"

Sonya replied, "To make things simple Yasuna, this right here is the THX logo. THX has a mascot named Tex. And from what I have heard, he has been killing innocent people because he thinks that people have been disrespecting his company. Don't you think that's a very stupid reason?"

Yasuna then said, "It sure is! I'm scared right now! What are we going to do?"

Sonya said, "Calm your horses Yasuna! I will try and do all I can to protect you. I am 100% sure he doesn't know a single thing about us. If he does, then I will attempt to kick his ass!"

All of a sudden, Sonya and Yasuna began hearing what sounded like Tex's evil laughter. Yasuna gasped and asked, "Is that who we think it is?" Yasuna and Sonya then looked around wondering where that laughter came from.

As Yasuna looked around, Tex dropped down in front of her. She then screamed in fear. Sonya soon noticed this and said to Tex, "It's you, the murderer of innocent people!"

Tex said, "Well well well! If it isn't 2 girls. What are you up to?"

Sonya then said, "We are here to plan your assassination! Why? It's because you keep murdering innocent people. I'm not going to bother telling you who you murdered. Now get out of here before you instantly regret it!"

Tex then said, "No, I don't think I will! Get ready for some terrifying terror with the Tyrannosaurus Tex!" He pulled out what appeared to be a spear and began chasing after Yasuna and Sonya.

As the 2 main characters ran, Sonya said, "Yasuna, maybe you should try to face one of our fears while we are still alive!"

They both stopped running as Yasuna began confronting Tex that she would call the police on him if he kept threatening to kill them.

Tex then said, "Be quiet fool. Now you must die!"

They then kept running while Tex was still on their trail.

Just then, Tex threw his spear at Yasuna and she died entirely. He would then take the spear out of Sonya's chest. After that, Sonya nearly shed a tear. She said, "Yasuna, are you-" Before she could finish her sentence, Tex finished it off with, "Dead?" He then said, "You are goddamn correct Sonya, I have killed your best friend!"

Sonya then wiped the tears from her eyes and began getting mad Tex. She took out a pistol and began firing at Tex. But Tex dodged every shot she made. "Don't you run away from me asshole, you are going to be sorry for all the crimes you've committed!" Sonya said.

Tex replied with, "Or am I? Take this sucker for your legs!"

He then took out a bear trap as he aimed it at Sonya's legs. Sonya got trapped in Tex's bear trap.

"Ouch, that's way too sharp!" Sonya said.

Tex then said, "I know, isn't it? Now I must kill you!"

Before he could use his PP-19 Vityaz on her, he had a cellphone attached to him which was ringing. He turned around while he began talking to someone. It was probably either Zurg or his female friend Roll from Megaman.

As Tex was on the phone, Sonya then carefully pulled herself out of the bear trap and made a run to Tex's private bedroom.

She then hid under Tex's bed.

We then see Tex who had just finished his cellphone call and noticed that Sonya ran off.

"Oh Sonya Blade! Where are you?" Tex called out.

Sonya got offended by that comment but refused to get out as Tex would probably notice her right away.

Tex then entered his bedroom and began looking around. Sonya ran out while Tex wasn't looking at her. But as she did that, Tex heard her running footsteps. "Found you yellow hair!" Tex shouted.

He then managed to fly over to Sonya and he set up another bear trap against her feet. It clipped on and Sonya did some hard breathing.

"Well well well!" Tex said while he took out what appeared to be a realistic gray colored fist. "Looks like I have you completely surrounded. Any last words before I blow your freaking head off?" Sonya said, "I've got a few words. I know Jesus has forgiven me. Not a joke by the way."

Tex held his attack for about 4 seconds and then said in a demonic tone, "This charade is over!" When he said that, it reminded me of that one quote in Marvel Vs Capcom 3 where Galactus is about to kill the player entirely.

Tex then began to punch Sonya brutally, but before the fist could make contact with Sonya, it cut to black as blood splattering could be heard meaning that Sonya had her head completely chopped off. I paused the DVD and ran to the bathroom to vomit.

When I came back, I unpaused it. It cut to another scene. The scene depicted what looked like a dark hallway. After about 3 seconds, Unused Character (The name of the red haired girl) came out of the darkness nearly making me fall out of my seat, which I didn't do.

"Is anybody here?" Agiri asked. As the camera panned around, I began to realize something. The dark place where Unused Character was in looked entirely similar to my house at night. What even was this?

As she walked, she heard Tex's evil laughter. . Agiri turned around and saw Tex standing in what appeared to be the kitchen. He had a bloody smile, and he was carrying the same 2 weapons from the final THX trailer that Rohan encountered.

"Hello there Agiri, prepare to meet a very bad fate by me!" Tex said.

She then ran out of the house and went to what looked like the shed. She closed the door and she had tears in her eyes. What happened next almost scared me half to death. Tex appeared from the darkness and was about to murder the crap of Unused Character.

She turned around once again, but then it all cut to black as the sound of a chainsaw was heard and Unused Character could be heard screaming loudly.

After 5 seconds, it cut to a wide shot of the THX logo as it appears in the Moo Can trailer. Agiri Goshiki can be seen dead on the floor. And then, the same screaming deep note played, but the screams belonged to Yasuna, Sonya and Unused Character. The screams tended to hurt my ears once more. So I paused the DVD, cleaned my ears and went to relax on my bed for a few minutes.

When I came back, I unpaused it. Tex then dropped down like he did in those other trailers. "Hello everyone, I am back murdering some anime characters because they tended to disrespect my company. It's also a punishment for people who were ever afraid." He said. "And even though I wasn't able to kill their creator, I instead killed this american actor named Johnny Knoxville."

I gasped when I saw the corpse of him.

He then continued. "Just remember the golden rule suckers. If you are ever afraid of me, my company, or the corpse I am holding, I will find where you live and perform my sexy show on you. Bye for now people."

Tex dropped the corpse of Johnny Knoxville and flew away while evilly laughing. It then showed the slogan "The Audience Is Listening." The corners of the screen began showing blood stains as Tex's evil laughter could still be heard.

After that, it faded to black for about 10 seconds. At that point, I thought it would be over. But it wasn't until one last thing showed up. It was a demented picture of Sonya in a rather blue background.

However, her eyes were red with black pupils and she was puking blood. It was accompanied by what appeared to be a childish version of the gut wrenching/Howie scream.

And then it took me back to the menu. I felt quite disturbed after what I watched. My dad came home and I told him about what was on the DVD. I showed him the trailer and he believed me.

Later on, I emailed both Funimation and THX about what I had viewed. I also asked where they got my house from in the trailer. They told me that Adam Kennington was responsible for making the trailer and the house that they used was filmed back in 2015 with the permission of the previous owners.

I was quite surprised that Adam Kennington was responsible for making the trailer.

At least Adam was imprisoned. But there's more where that came from.

The End.