Fat Monkey Man

**Fat Monkey Man** is the second Cart22n ever of Marlon Arnold. The release date for Fat Monkey Man is July 25th, 2022.

## Synopsis

From Marlon's last Cart22n "blowing up", he has a bigger budget to produce...better Cart22ns.

## Plot

At the begining of the Cart22n, Marlon Arnold travels to Africa in his aeroplane. When Marlon got to Africa, he felt hungry, so he went to get McDonald's. This would be fine, but he was eating McDonald's in front of starving children. Marlon ate his McDonald's in front of a child named Jason Abott. Jason asked Marlon to share some with him. Marlon started eating all of his McDonald's really fastly saying that he could not stop eating. Jason got really annoyed at this and said called Marlon a "dickhead". Marlon then got annoyed at Jason and thought it would be appropriate to hold Jason's head underwater, suffocating him until he drowns. Jason's father (Abdul Abbott) asked what Marlon was doing to his son. Because Africans' do not have much normal water, Marlon said that he was giving Jason a drink, even though the water was salty. Marlon turned around and saw a monkey. Marlon was astonished by the monkey, so much to the point where he stole the monkey when he went back to Great Britain. Marlon could not just keep calling the monkey "the monkey", so he came up with the name "Chunky the Monkey". As soon as Marlon got back, he immediatly went up to Dick Onion. He said to Dick that he had got a monkey. Marlon then warned and informed Dick that Chunky was going to poot on him. Dick was absolutely grossed-out at this so much that it made him gag. Marlon then went up to his crush (Scarlett Jasmine) and also informed her about Chunky. Before telling her the news, Marlon greated Scarlett. Scarlett replied back saying that she had breasts. Marlon said to Scarlett that he had a monkey. Chunky crashed in next to Scarlett, flinging Marlon in the air. Chunky then warned and informed Scarlett that he was going to poot on her. Marlon told his greeted his father (Dave Arnold) outside his house telling him that he had a monkey. Because Dave is hates Marlon, he started yelling at him saying that he did not care and that he should go to bed. Marlon's mother (Lauren Arnold) came in asking what all of the noise was about. Dave told Lauren that he was yelling about Marlon, or as he said "mistaken child". Marlon and Chunky went in to the living room and sat down on the sofa. Marlon asked Chunky if he wanted to watch "The Symptoms", which is The Simpsons in the Marlon Arnold world. Marlon told Chunky that he was going to invite Dick. Chunky was very angry about this, but Marlon did not listen to what Chunky was saying. Marlon phone called Dick to ask if he wanted to come round and watch The Symptoms. Dick said that he would like to. When Dick arrived, he brought his "Cum Sock" so his semen does not make a mess when he sees the chatacter "Marje Symptom", which is a parody of "Marge Simpson". Although Marlon is not old enough to produce sperm, he said he agrees and that he would like Marje to suck his penis. When they are all watching the show together, Marlon asked what Dick's favourite television show was. Dick informed Marlon that he does not watch television and instead watches the advertisements that are on television. Because of this, Marlon was in shock and said that Dick was very weird. Chunky had the idea to sell his drink ("Monkey Juice") at the jungle with Marlon. Chunky started phone calling random numbers, claiming that he was selling Monkey Juice at the jungle. An old German couple showed up, saying that they were interested and wanted to buy some Monkey Juice. The lady ("Margaret Nimbley") pushed her husband ("Trevor Nimbley") out of the way so she could get the Monkey Juice before Trevor. After Margaret had a sip, she thought it tasted odd, so she asked what the ingreediants were for the drink. Chunky then informed Margaret that the Monkey Juice was actually his urine. Margaret could not think of what to do, so she just stood there for a moment trying to process what just happened and started to scream and run off. Being the horny old man he is, Trevor asked if he could have some Monkey Juice after just hearing what the ingreediants for it were. When Marlon and Chunky went inside, Chunky spotted Jake Arnold and tried to tell Marlon that there was a "fatass midget" in his house. Marlon then had to tell Chunky that that was just Jake. Jake overheard their conversation and said hello. Marlon then told Jake to "shut the fuck up". Chunky then insulted Jake saying that he is ugly. Being protective, but also hating Jake, Marlon stood up for Jake complaining at Chunky saying "***What did you just say about my retarted rat!?***". Jake then also said to Marlon that what he also said hurt his feelings too. Once again, Marlon insulted Jake by saying "***No one gives a fuck!***". Marlon started watching television again, but got the Robot Person 69 advertisement, where a man called "The TV Guy" explained who he was and that he had a robot for a short time period. There was a text-to-speech voice that was introducing people virtually to the sixty-ninth version of the Robot Person. The reason that they had to create a new robot because all of the other robots tried to infect people with the "Small PP Virus", which is a made-up virus that makes your penis smaller. Although it was not said on the advertisement, you have to build the robot to create it. Being facinated by this, Marlon wanted to get one. Whilst Marlon was on the sofa, he yelled at Lauren to get him the Robot Person 69. It took Lauren a few seconds to go to the shops and order the Robot Person 69 and take it home and build it. When Lauren said she was finnished, Marlon did not believe it and thought she was lying. Thinking it was a lie, Marlon went to Lauren and saw it completely finnished. Marlon was very confused on how she got it that quickly. Lauren had a "downside", which was that she could not put the mayonnaise in the robot. Marlon asked why you would need to put mayonnaise in it. Out of pure stupidity, Lauren acted like it was common sense to put mayonnaise in a robot. It turns out the jar was the "Man Aids" jar, instead of the mayonnaise jar. Marlon noticed what it was and asked Lauren to put it down with a scared tone of voice. After managing to put the "mayonnaise" in, Lauren said it is too late for her to take it out now. Three hours later and the robot is nearly ready to function. Although, Chunky messes it up by pouring Monkey Juice all over the robot. The robot was already damaged by putting the Man Aids in it, but it got even more damaged when Chunky poured Monkey Juice on it, so much that it activates "Kill Mode", which makes the robot want to kill everyone. When the robot is ready, Marlon started talking to it. The robot would always reply in some sort of violent intent. Marlon did not really notice this until later on in the Cart22n. Marlon was thinking hardly on what to name the robot, but it hit him randomly. The name "Craig" shot in his head so fastly and he blurted it out. Marlon began realising that Craig had a huge obsession with death. Marlon thought he should kick him out because he was acting fishy. Jake came in to the room because he heard noise and he asked if everything was okay. There was an awkward moment of silence before Craig ate Jake.

## Cart22n

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