Introducing Choki!/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 4 episode, *Introducing Choki!*.

## Introducing Choki!

*(Scene opens at Greenhill Elementary in McNeese's classroom, McNeese is seen wearing a metal collar)*

* **McNeese**: Good morning everyone, my name is fuc- *(collar zaps him)* Ow! Shetland!
* **Dan**: What's wrong, McNeese?
* **McNeese**: The school's been complaining that I swear too much in the class, so they put me on this collar for a whole month, it zaps me whenever I cuss or say racist things.
* **Logan**: So you can't say, "I am Mr. McNeese, the stupidest teacher of them f\*\*king all?"
* **McNeese**: WHAT THE FU- *(collar zaps him)* -IS YOUR MOTHERFUCK- *(collar zaps him)* -ING PROBLEM, YOU S.O.B. STUDENTS?! *(McNeese looks at his collar)*. Huh, it didn't zap me when I called you all, "S.O.B-" *(collar zaps him twice as hard, leaving him in black markings)* I am gonna kill Spunky for this. But, anyways, today... *(sarcastically)* We are having our first transfer student in this classroom. His name, Choki Takahashi, from Japan. Give a big round of applause for Choki, everybody. Give a big mother-fudging round of applause.

*(Choki enters the classroom, the students clap at him)*

* **Choki**: Hello, my name is Choki Takahashi. I come from a rich family of entrepreneurs, and thanks to our family spoils, I was able to become a transfer student here, in America, at this very school! I've always wanted to visit and stay in this country, and it is an honor that I am here learning so much amongst all of you. Thank you.

*(Choki walks to his desk, which is next to Dan and Logan's desks)*

* **McNeese**: *(sarcastically)* Well kids, I've got nothing to teach right now, so, why don't you all just do some study hall, work on an assignment or read a book, I don't flippin' care.

*(The students take books from their backpacks, Choki takes out a manga from his Totoro backpack, revealing it to be Volume 4 of the Yu-Gi-Oh! manga, Dan and Logan look at the book, Choki notices them)*

* **Choki**: What is it?
* **Dan**: Is that manga in Japanese?
* **Choki**: Yeah, why?
* **Logan**: That is so cool! We've never seen a manga in its original Japanese form before!
* **Choki**: You have not?
* **Dan**: Nah, we only know the crappy, "family-friendly" English versions by Viz Media.
* **Choki**: Ah, I see you agree that English dubs are bullshit, I think the same thing. I mean, 4Kids really f\*\*ked up a lot of Dragon Ball! That is my favorite anime, why make it, "family-friendly"? It makes no sense whatsoever!

*(McNeese throws his computer mouse at Choki's head, hitting him)*

* **Choki**: Ow! Why did you do that, McNeese-san?
* **McNeese**: Don't, "McNeese-san" me, Mr. Ja- *(collar shocks him)* You just need to be quiet in frickin' study hall, that's all.
* **Choki**: My apologies, McNeese-san. *(Choki resumes reading)*

*(Scene cuts to cafeteria, where Choki is seen walking around, looking for a table)*

* **Dan**: Hey, Choki! Wanna come sit with us?
* **Logan**: We saved a spot just for you!
* **Choki**: Oh, why, thank you, uh...
* **Dan**: Dan.
* **Logan**: Logan.
* **James**: James.
* **Tom**: Tom.
* **Choki**: Yes, yes, thank you, Dan, Logan, James and Tom, I'd be glad to sit with you, and it'd be rude if I didn't.

*(Choki walks up to the table, only to have his spot taken by Duncan)*

* **Choki**: Uh, these four were saving that spot for me, can you please find another place to sit at?
* **Duncan**: Why should I, Jap?
* **Choki**: *(shocked)* Did you just call me a, "Jap"? That is racist, apologize, or else I will have to use my martial artistry against you!
* **Duncan**: Never, Jap!

*(Choki is suddenly seen wearing a gi and a black belt on his head)*

* **Choki**: I warned you, but you failed to listen! Deal's off!

*(Choki engages in a battle)*

* **Duncan**: Hey, you can't just do that, ya ding dang dong!

*(Choki keeps on fighting him until the end, when he tosses him into the girls' restroom, girls are heard and seen screaming and coming out of the bathroom)*

* **Dan, Logan, James & Tom**: Awesome!
* **Logan**: Choki, you just took out the school bully! Nobody in our class has ever done that before!
* **Dan, Logan, James & Tom**: Choki! Choki! Choki! Choki!
* **Choki**: Thank you, thank you. I've never gotten praise for my own martial arts before.
* **Logan**: What?!
* **Choki**: My karate instructor, like McNeese-san, tends to be rude and less complemental of my martial artistry.
* **Tom**: Oh. Well in that case, great job, Choki! Looks like Duncan won't be bothering us for a long time with you around!
* **Choki**: Yeah, no more of him fuckin' around our class!
* **Dan, Logan, James & Tom**: Yeah!
* **Dan**: Say, Choki, how's about me and Logan take you on a walk around Greenhill, show you 'round?
* **Choki**: Why not? I like to go out for walks. But before we go, would you two like to visit my mini-home?
* **Dan**: What's that? Sounds like something from El Kadsre, my number one favorite country.
* **Choki**: I'll show you after school.

*(Scene cuts to Choki's mini-home)*

* **Choki**: This is my mini-home, designed and manufactured by my family's company, Takahashi Technologies. Which you may know from well-known products like the Porta-Oven and the Pocket Stove.
* **Dan**: Cool!
* **Logan**: Where's the bed?

*(Choki pulls down lever, which opens up a singular murphy bed with two nightstands on their sides)*

* **Logan**: What? A murphy bed? Now you're sleepin' in style, Choki.
* **Choki**: What do you think so far?
* **Dan**: We love it!
* **Choki**: I'm glad you do, my friends. So, about that walk around town, are we still going to do it?
* **Logan**: Our walk around town- would we ever forget it? Nah! Let's go.
* **Dan**: Wait, before we go, can you tell us about your super interesting parents?
* **Choki**: Well, my father is the current CEO of Takahashi Technologies, but before that, he was a candy bar thrower at the Waste Olympics. He took over as CEO after my grandfather died. My mother was a famous actress in Japan who starred in thousands of commercials, but now she's the current vice chairwoman, of the company.
* **Dan**: Wow. Wish my parents were like that. My Mom's your average American mother, and my Dad's a Carefree Sugarless Bubblegum father.
* **Choki**: What's Carefree Bubblegum?
* **Dan**: Never mind that.
* **Logan**: What are we waiting for? We gonna walk around town, or what?

## Suburban American Lifestyle

*(Scene cuts to a shot of downtown Greenhill, where Dan, Logan, and Choki are seen walking together)*

* **Dan**: Choki, you are gonna have a lot of fun in Greenhill, there's so many things to do, so much to explore, many memories to remember, that's basically this town's slogan, cool huh?
* **Choki**: I see.
* **Dan**: Enough talking, it's about time me and Loge show you 'round the town.

*(Choki stops in front of a window display at Jakob's Electroniks, where TVs are being shown, with one of them being a Panasonic, which Choki looks at)*

* **Choki**: Wow! Actual western animation!

*(TV is shown playing a cartoon similar to ReBoot)*

* **Dan**: Uh, Choki, it's actually called a cartoon.
* **Choki**: I know what that is. It's just that, I've heard all about it but have never actually seen it, and it's just like how I imagined it, only better!
* **Dan**: You like animated TV shows?
* **Choki**: Why wouldn't I? I watch a lot of Dragon Ball. In fact, I have heard all about North American animation, or western animation as you traditionally call it, but never in my life, have I seen it! It's amazing! At least it's something better than Sandian animation. In fact, Sandia's the cheap knockoff of both Japan and Korea! Their language looks similar to the Korean Hangul alphabet, and the animation there, complete bullshit, it's just anime! You could find DVDs of those types of shows anywhere in a local dollar store!
* **Dan**: You can say that again, I hate Sandian animation, too.
* **Logan**: Pfft, yeah. Their history and flag are confusing as well. I mean, were they a former Korean colony or not? Also, their flag is TOO similar to the Belgian Congo's flag.
* **Dan**: Yep. Now let's get some drinks, I'm thirsty.

*(The four walk into a 7-Eleven, where Dan gets a four-pack of Red Bull, the cashier scans it and gives him the receipt)*

* **Choki**: Wait. In America, you can get energy drinks...Without the need of parental supervision?
* **Dan**: Uh, yeah.
* **Choki**: That's amazing! In my country, there is a dumb law that involves parental supervision in order to purchase energy drinks. Also, my parents don't let me have energy drinks.
* **Logan**: Aw, bummer, man!
* **Dan**: But, not to worry, you're in a free motherfuckin' country, and, since you've never had an energy drink, I'm going to start you off with a little something from Ame- I mean, Austria, called... Red Bull.

*(Dan grabs solo can of Red Bull and buys it, then gives it to Choki)*

* **Choki**: I have seen ads for this drink everywhere in my country, but never have I tried it. Well, let's give it a sip, then. *(opens can, then takes sip of it)* Hmm, this tastes interesting. I wonder what flavor it is.
* **Dan**: Well, we actually don't know, but it's good. You like movies?
* **Choki**: Yeah. Why do you ask?
* **Dan**: Do you wanna go see a movie from El Kadsre? Guaranteed it's nothing like you've seen before.
* **Logan**: Dan, I think you should get over your-
* **Choki**: *(Interrupting Logan)* Let's do it! I have never seen an international film outside of Japan before. *(to Logan)* Oh, and uh, what were you gonna say about Dan getting over something?
* **Logan**: *(sighs in disbelief)* Nevermind. *(Dan, Logan and Choki walk out of the store)* At least Choki's interested.

*(Scene cuts to outside of the Majestica Theatres 8, on the right marquee, it says: "FEBRUARY CLASSICS THIS WEEK: QUEST FOR THE MASKS & SELENA, while on the left marquee, it says, "CLOVERFIELD" on the top, and "MAD M0NƐY" on the bottom, dramatic adventure music plays, scene then cuts to inside of an auditorium where Dan, Choki and Logan are seen sitting in the front row, Dan is eating a Maxibon ice cream sandwich with a medium bag of popcorn on his lap, a soda cup is on his left, Choki takes a bite out of his Maxibon bar, a popcorn bag and soda cup are seen on his lap, Logan is seen eating some candy with popcorn and soda with him)*

* **Jiro/Tahu**: *(offscreen)* This ends now, evil Makuta! You may have outnumbered us, but we shall outnumber you! Toa, combine! *(A rising laser noise is heard for seven seconds)*
* **Makuta**: *(offscreen)* What the? Who are you? *What* are you?
* **Toa Kaita**: *(offscreen)* We are the Toa Kaita duo, motherfucker! Prepare to meet your end!
* **Choki**: Wow. El Kadsreian cinema is so beautiful. It's a mix of American and Japanese cinema. A mostly-Asian cast, blended with the qualities of an American movie! And these, Maxibon ice cream bars are delicious, too.
* **Logan**: Yeah, a mix of an ice cream sandwich and an ice cream bar leads to the perfect frozen delight.
* **Dan**: And kadsresatsu's the greatest film genre out there! All a part of living life as an Elkadsreophile.
* **Choki**: So, you say you really enjoy these kadsresatu movies because you call yourself, an "Elkadsreophile", yes?
* **Dan**: I don't call myself an Elkadsreophile, I *am* an Elkadsreophile. It's a term locals use for people who love El Kadsre so much! I mean, what mistake can come from El Kadsre? The Internet, VidSpace, Rinava, Linda Grundy, Technic, e-even the Technic Heroes franchise are all great things from that country. How come you've never actually watched a Technic Heroes movie or show in your life?
* **Logan**: *(whispering to Dan)* Um, Dan, we're trying to introduce Choki to *American* culture, not El Kadsreian culture!
* **Choki**: Well Dan, to tell you the truth, my parents actually forbid me from doing international stuff, watch western animation, drink Red Bull, even enjoy the Technic Heroes franchise. They forbid me to do that because, "it would make me wanna betray Japan". I mean, c'mon! They're just things outside of Japan, I'm not gonna betray my country just by doing them.
* **Logan**: Yeah! That's a buncha bullcrap overprotective parents say.
* **Choki**: Agreed! Now, after this film, I was thinking, we should find a way to clone ourselves to send home and have fun all around Greenhill. What do you say to that?
* **Dan**: I'm in! I've got a cloning ray we can use to clone ourselves, our parents will *never* find out about what we're really doing!
* **Choki**: Except mine, they're all the way in good ol' Japan!

*(Dan, Logan, and Choki laugh for a few seconds, until someone sitting behind them shushes them)*

* **Choki**: *(silently)* Let the montage begin!

*(Dan, Logan, and Choki are seen outside of the theatre, Dan uses his cloning ray to clone himself and Logan)*

* **Dan**: Alright clone me and Logan, we want you two to head back to our house like we usually do after school, alright. Me, Logan and our new friend, Choki here are gonna have fun around the town, and we want you two to go back home. I will effacer you two when we get back, Capisce?
* **Dan Clone**: You can count on us, brother! We'll head home while you three have fun together!
* **Logan**: Later, alligators.

*(The Dan and Logan clones walk away, Dan pulls out a blue box with a button on it, he presses it, and a three-seated hoverbike pops out of it, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua plays, Dan, Logan and Choki, now wearing helmets, hop on the bike and drive it off, Choki looks into the rear mirror and is seen shocked)*

* **Choki**: Wait a minute! *(music stops)* I shouldn't be doing this.
* **Dan & Logan**: What?
* **Choki**: I should be doing this with shades on, baby! *(music resumes as Choki puts on some sunglasses)*
* **Dan & Logan**: Alright! Let's party!

*(The montage begins at a Round One Bowling Center, where Dan and Choki are seen dancing on a Japanese dancing game similar to StepMania. After six seconds, the scene cuts to a bowling lane at the same location, where Choki is seen throwing a bowling ball at bowling pins and getting a strike, Dan and Logan cheer him on. Scene cuts to Choki's house, where Choki and Logan are seen going through VHS tapes in a box labeled, "TOONAMI RECORDINGS 1997")*

* **Choki**: So, this programming block called, "Toonami", broadcasts Japanese anime and American action animation, right?
* **Logan**: Yup.
* **Choki**: Does it broadcast any DBZ?
* **Logan**: Why the hell would Toonami not broadcast that masterpiece? It's amazing!
* **Choki**: Alright!

*(Logan puts VHS into player, where Choki gets excited. Scene cuts to an amusement park, where Dan, Logan and Choki are in the back trains of a wooden rollercoaster. TBA)*

*(Scene cuts to Choki's house, where he is seen playing a game similar to Forza Motorsport 2 on his Nbox 360. His room is now filled with posters of random American cartoons. Choki controls his car as it reaches the finish line, Choki is in first place according to the scoreboard. His phone rings, Choki answers it)*

* **Choki**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Hello, mother and father. How are you?
* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Hello, Choki, we just came to tell you good night, and hope that you have a wonderful day at school tomorrow. And also...
* **Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Oh, we almost forgot! Did you have a good day on your first day in an American school?
* **Choki**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Yes.
* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Good! And you aren't doing any Non-Japanese stuff, right?
* **Choki**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* No.
* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Good, because tomorrow night, we are gonna come and visit to see how you are doing in the United States. *(Choki is shocked)*
* **Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* If you are doing well in America as long as you refuse to do American stuff, we will allow you to stay in the American school, and we'll also let you stay post-school year. I love you, Choki. Bye! *(hangs up)*
* **Choki**: *(to himself)* Oh no! *(Choki looks around his mini-home and falls on his bed)* What have I done?

*(Scene cuts to nighttime, where Choki is seen sleeping nervously. The scene wave-transitions into Choki's room at morning time, a knock on his door wakes Choki up, Choki walks up to the door and opens it, revealing it to be his parents)*

* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Hello, Choki, it's great to see you.
* **Choki**: *(nervously, in Japanese; subtitled)* Oh! Hi, mother and father, it's great to see you, huh?
* **Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Indeed, it is. Now, how about we have some lunch? *(begins to walk in, only for Choki to block the doorway)*
* **Choki**: *(nervously, in Japanese; subtitled)* A-Actually, I don't know what I'm saying but, I don't think we should have lunch here!
* **Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Oh, don't be ridiculous, you love my cooking.
* **Choki**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Yes, I do, but, I don't think you should-
* **Akihito**: *(pushes Choki out of the way, in Japanese; subtitled)* Come on son, you don't have social anxiet- *(gasps in shock)* What the hell is this?! Superman? SpongeBob? South Park? Cans of energy drinks on the floor?!?!
* **Choki**: *(nervously, in Japanese; subtitled)* N-Now look, this isn't what it looks like, some kid-

*(Akihito and Hayami teleport in front of Choki, they are furious)*

* **Akihito & Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* You are already dead.
* **Choki**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* No!

*(Choki's head begins bulging up, camera cuts to his torso, which also bulges up)*

* **Choki**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* You must be joking!

*(Choki's head gets forced off of his body, his entire body explodes. Camera then cuts back to Choki's room in reality, where he wakes up from the nightmare)*

* **Choki**: *(gasping for breath)* I need to do something.

## The Plan

*(Later, at Aaron's Ice Creamery, Choki, Dan and Logan are sitting at a table)*

* **Drew Sanderson**: Here's ya ice cream cones, kiddies. One mint chocolate chip, one marble, vanilla and chocolate, and one Vicnoran chocolate. Enjoy.
* **Dan**: Oh, man, Vicnoran chocolate's my favorite! *(Dan is about to take a lick off his ice cream cone, but notices Choki looking at his ice cream nervously)*
* **Choki**: Uh, guys, I have something to tell you.
* **Dan**: What is it, buddy?
* **Logan**: You can tell us anything, we're your pals.
* **Choki**: My parents, Akihito and Hayami, are coming over tonight...
* **Dan**: Yeah, so what?
* **Choki**: Don't you guys remember what I told you at the movies yesterday? My parents hate me doing Non-Japanese stuff! Plus, I drank a *lot* of Red Bull and still have some cans on the floor at my mini-home, and if they ever see those cans. They. Will. "Mou shindeiru" me! But don't worry, I have an idea. *(Pointing to Dan and Logan)* I will disguise you two as two Japanese exchange students named Haiyama and Tomoya.
* **Logan**: Okay, and what will our surnames be?
* **Choki**: I don't know, uh... Morinaga.
* **Dan**: You do realize you just got that name from the Japanese candy company of the same name, right?
* **Choki**: I know, and I don't care! Do you two know Japanese?
* **Dan**: I do! If I weren't a fan of El Kadsre and spoke one of their languages, which is also Japan's, I wouldn't know Japanese!
* **Logan**: I can't. I often fall asleep during my multinational-language classes after school.
* **Dan**: Don't worry, Loge, you can use my mini-translator, you'll speak Japanese and blend in with Choki's parents in no time!
* **Choki**: Okay, now, this might sound a bit racist, especially coming from a Japanese person, but I need to you paint you guys yellow and dye your hair black.
* **Logan**: W-why?
* **Dan**: Yeah, why?
* **Choki**: So my parents can identify you two as legitimate exchange students! If they saw two white kids speaking Japanese, they would only be confused, plus, I could get caught in the act!
* **Dan**: Oh yeah...We'll do it! If convincing your parents that you never, "betrayed your country", can get you to stay in America, god damnit, we are gonna do whatever it takes to do so! Even it means I have to speak in Japanese with an El Kadsreian accent.
* **Logan**: For our friendship!
* **Choki**: Yeah! *(to Dan)* Oh, and by the way, if they notice your accent, tell them that you and Logan come from a Japanese family who moved out of El Kadsre when you were five year olds, and you were sadly cursed to speak in the El Kadsreian accent.
* **Dan**: Got it, they’ll understand and fall for the lie.
* **Choki**: That's great! Now, come with me to my house, I'll need to put your disguises on.
* **Dan**: Okay. *(Choki, Logan, and Dan get out of their chairs)*

*(Scene cuts to Choki's mini-home, where Dan and Logan are seen sitting in front of Choki)*

* **Choki**: Okay, like I said at the ice creamery, I am going to disguise you as two Japanese transfer students. The first thing I am going to do is paint your skin. Hold firm, you guys.

*(Choki begins painting the guys yellow like his skin tone, he finishes after painting their faces. Choki then puts out four large heat lamps in front of them)*

* **Choki**: Okay, now, I am going to let the paint dry for five minutes, but don't worry, this paint isn't permanent, you'll get your regular skin back.

*(Choki turns on the heat lamps and walks out of the room. Scene then takes place five minutes later, where Choki turns off the lamps and puts them away)*

* **Choki**: There, now for the final part, *(brings up box of black hair dye)* I am going to dye your hair black. *(Choki puts hair dye on Dan and Logan)* There we go! *(brings out mirror in front of Dan and Logan)* How do you look?
* **Dan**: Wow! I barely even recognize myself.
* **Logan**: Same here.
* **Choki**: I'm glad you like it guys. Now, help me take care of hiding this stuff my parents disapprove of.

## The Visit/Choki's Parents Find Out

*(Dan and Logan are seen standing outside of Choki's mini-home. They are both painted yellow with their hair dyed black)*

* **Dan**: Alright, Logan, are you ready?
* **Logan**: I guess.
* **Dan**: Okay. Here goes nothing. *(Knocks on the door)*

*(Choki's father opens the door. Choki's mother is behind him)*

* **Akihito**: *(bows his head, in Japanese; subtitled)* Hello.
* **Dan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Hello, our names are Haiyama and Toyama Morinaga. We are two Japanese transfer students from Kyoto, and friends of Choki's.
* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* "Morinaga"? Like the confectionery company? What a coincidence!
* **Logan**: *(accidentally speaking in Korean)* Ne, ulineun. Ulineun-
* **Dan**: *(Elbows Logan, whispering to him)* Logan, we're speaking Japanese, not Korean!
* **Logan**: *(Whispering back to Dan)* Okay, but I'm still not ready.
* **Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* You can come in. *(Hayami walks into the mini-home)*
* **Dan**: (Whispering to Logan) Did you bring my mini-translator?
* **Logan**: *(Whispering)* Yeah, I just haven't turned it on yet. *(Logan turns on the mini-translator, in Japanese; subtitled)* How do I sound?
* **Dan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* You sound good! Let's get inside, now. Choki's parents are waiting for us.

*(Dan and Logan walk inside, where Akihito and Hayami are standing with Choki)*

* **Dan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Mr. and Mrs. Takahashi, our friend, Choki has told us many things about you.
* **Logan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Yes, and it is very nice to meet you.
* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* That's nice, but, Haiyama, why do you have an El Kadsreian-accent?
* **Dan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Oh, the accent. Let me explain. Ten years ago, our Japanese parents moved to El Kadsre in hopes of my father becoming a Sminster franchisee there. But, five years later, our parents discovered that El Kadsre was copying our culture, and we did not approve of it. Afterwards, my father burned his Sminster franchise and our El Kadsreian citizenships down, and we fled back to my parents' birthplace of Kyoto. But unfortunately for me, I was cursed to speak in the accent, while my brother spoke in perfect Japanese. But, that's okay, because I'm pretty much used to it now. Trust me, from what you've heard, El Kadsre sucks.
* **Logan**: *(in his head)* Yeah, says the kid who loves the El Kadsreian Islands so much. And what's next, is he- Oh wait, I forgot, we're *pretending* to be El Kadsre-hating Japanese transfers.
* **Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Ah, so that's why you talk like that. Sorry about the accent, but we're very happy to see you, too.
* **Akihito**:*(in Japanese; subtitled)* Please, take a seat, and watch our chef, Goro Miyazaki, prepare our dinner. But before you ask, Goro is *not* related to Hayao Miyazaki, so don't expect him drawing an unused animation cel from Spirited Away.
* **Logan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Oh, Miyazaki's awesome! He's basically a nationwide treasure. My favorite movies from him are Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, and Ponyo.
* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Oh! Those three movies our also ours and Choki's favorite movies.
* **Dan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Yes, we watched Spirited Away on Toon- *(Logan elbows him)*
* **Logan**: *(whispers to Dan. In Japanese; subtitled)* Dude! Don't talk Toonami, it's American.
* **Akihito**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Toon-what?
* **Dan**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* On Toon-night's Anime movie marathon on Nippon Television!
* **Hayami**: *(in Japanese; subtitled)* Oh! That's interesting!

TBA