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Aludra Eats the Bacon!

**"Aludra Eats the Bacon!"** was a Greetings Adventurers goof that originated between Episode 117 - The Breakfast Club and Episode 118 - Finding the Worst City Ever. In the former, Aludra Wyrmsbane and the rest of the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons sat down to eat a lot of food they believed to be poisoned by the necromancer Riekert Svenson. Upon discovering that the food was, in fact, *not* poisoned, the gang became to feast, some enthusiastically, others, with more hesitation. Aludra zealously began chowing down, whereupon Jennifer Cheek exclaimed *"Aludra Eats the Bacon!"* It was very funny. After the episode, apparently Tim Lanning listened back to it, and, deciding that the other members of the podcast needed more catchphrases like he does ("I'm a good baby, and everyone loves me!", "Call me Darkblade.", Something about a "brand"), he figured this would be a good thing for ol' Jennifer to say every episode. Really go for that t-shirt appeal, you know? Anyway, he forced her to say it a couple of times, and it's very funny. She attempts to come up with a better one, to deflect from the Bacon one, but "Bazinga" was already taken.

An occasional variant is Jennifer/Aludra saying "*I* eat the bacon!", but this is not as funny.

In Episode 402 - King of the Chaos, Aludra caught a burrito, so they brought it back, but made it "Aludra catches the Burrito!" Everyone laughed. It was a good day.

## **Attached Host**

* Jennifer Cheek
* Tim Lanning - *Less so*

## **Episodes**

* Episode 117 - The Breakfast Club - *First time spoken*
* Episode 118 - Finding the Worst City Ever - *First time brought up as a goof*
* Episode 119 - The Moving City
* Episode 120 - BAR BRAWL!
* Episode 121 - A Polymorph Puzzle - Only used in the post-outro goof reel.
* Episode 122 - Okay, Bye!
* Episode 124 - For Little Bucky
* Episode 402 - King of the Chaos - *Aludra Catches the Burrito!*
Castle Greyskull

**Castle Greyskull** was the seat where Trant Thumble ruled out of Caer. It was both terrifying and imposing, and housed the entirety of the Thumble clan. Not much is known about it.

It was destroyed when the rest of Caer was destroyed at the start of the Demon Apocalypse. It is unknown how many Thumbles survived.

## **Recent Events**

A group of adventurers (specifically, Junpei Iori, Thom the Dragonborn, Aludra the Dwarf, and Tum Darkblade) were attacked in the streets of Caer by a rag-tag group of Thumbles. They were brought back to the dungeons of Castle Greyskull, and met the ruler of Caer, Trant Thumble. Tum, as one of Trant's adopted children, was made to re-stake his claim in the family by fighting and killing his replacement, a Minotaur, also named Tum, within the Great Colosseum. He was successful, and Trant treated the party to dinner. At this dinner, the issue of their exploding Brain Bombs was brought up, with emphasis on the "getting rid of them" situation. Trant forbade them from going to see Fennekin about it, but when Thom's (not Tum's) device began beeping and smoking, the party booked it to Fennekin's place anyway (Thom was fine). In response, Trant sent some of his Thumble thugs after them, and there was another altercation in the streets. This time, however, our heroes were victorious, slaying the would-be-hitmen.

Soon afterword, they were contacted by Xavier Thumble, who messaged them and told them that he had covered for their absence, seemingly smoothing things over with Trant. They decided to return to the Castle to steal the sword known as Blood Drinker, which they were able to do by getting some guards drunk and stealing their keys. From there, it was just a hop, skip, and a jump to entering the vaults, finding the sword, and scooting before they were caught. Ultmiately, they were able to successfully make it out with the sword, though they had to turn it in to the local Darkblades.

Much later, Thom the Dragonborn learned that the sword had been returned to Castle Greyskull, and he staged a heist, recruiting Watari and Wren to help him get it back. They entered under the guise of an envoy of a great dignitary, and from there, it was just a jump, skip, and a hop to causing a distraction, taking out the few remaining guards, and grabbing the sword for the taking.

This was the last time Castle Greyskull was scene on the show, until many years later, when now-Queen Aludra Wyrmsbane had a dream about Trant Thumble killing Bucky, her son, in the Great Colosseum within Castle Greyskull. It is unknown how much of this was real, or some kind of prophecy, or whatever. Just that it was fucked up.

## **Trivia**

* There were Clerics of Bane residing in the West Wing[source]

## **Episodes**

* Episode 20 - Gladiator Games
* Episode 21 - Family Dinner
* Episode 22 - A Hysterical Dragonborn
* Episode 24 - Maps and Mystery
* Episode 25 - Acid Trip
* Episode 26 - A Test of Friendship
* Episode 50 - The Greatest Love Story Ever Told
* Episode 253 - Tower of Grey - *Dream Sequence*
Booze 'N Koozies

Marendithas Bearcharger

The **Booze 'N Koozies** was a bar located in Paelor's Hope. King Titus Harper used to regularly play guitar here with other people he adventured with, including Merendithas Bearcharger. Archmage Watson Copperfield would also come by to have drinks with King Harper on various Thirsty Thursdays.

## **Recent Events**

Harper and Co. planned on how to prepare to save Galanthis, only to be interrupted and told that the Oakbacks have taken Bucky. They then decided to go take care of that.
Chase Endaljoy

Tall, twirly horns

**Chase Endaljoy** was a Tiefling friend of Kate Aurochs from Minaros, who helped Skud Derringer, and Toby Treacletart on their mission to defeat and capture the Rick the Beholder. She was kind, but occasionally flew into a rage instantly, snapping at people, and then immediately apologizing for it. She was a master Bones player, having acquired three badges. Her powerful cards of choice were: a Bone Goblin, a Bone Kobold, and a Bone Spider that may or may not be a Bone Drider. She was in an open relationship with a giant slug named Arlio.

She was born in Minaros, in a city named Fort Swagz. At one point, she had worked for Rick the Beholder, but ran off after he stole her greataxe. She harbored much resentment over that towards him.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 345 - Swamp Sass
* Episode 346 - A Beholder's Bar
Artixus

**Artixus** was an Arcanaloth under the employ of Adira Harper during the Demon Apocalypse. He first appeared to the Ätlän-tã Fælcons (then un-named) during their flight to Stockley. He had set up a table with glasses of wine in the middle of an empty road, where the Fælcons, flying on their Griffons, landed to ask him what was up. He told them that he was under the employ of Baron von Du, of the Barony of New Stigia (Actually, he was sent by Adira Harper, in an attempt to get them to go right to the Barony, where she was at the time). He produced the finger of Adira, as proof that they had her (Adira had cut her own finger off, willingly). The Fælcons fought with Artixus, who revealed his monstrous form, before escaping.

Artixus appeared later at the Barony of New Stigia, along with many other monsters under Adira's control. He made things awkward, but otherwise did nothing. He next appeared during the 1703 Raw Fury Games.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 129 - Would You Like Some Wine?
* Episode 130 - A Brother’s Fury
* Episode 148 - The Devils You Know…
* Episode 149 - Battle Plans
* Bonus Episode: The Raw Fury Games - Part 1
* Bonus Episode: The Raw Fury Games - Part 2
Bloopisode 10

## Episode Stats

Season 5

Title: Bloopisode 10

Air Date: 11/9/17

Length: 00:48

Next Episode: Episode 1 - Quarantine

Previous Episode: Season 5 - Epilogue

## From the Website

This week we have some bloops to fill your ear holes with! Why bloops you ask? Well we have a little thing called the Casting Call of Cthulhu going on right now! Not sure what that is? Check out Casting Call of Cthulhu to find out more and you may just be the next cast member of Cthulhu and Friends!

We have a YouTube channel! This is where we stream all our recordings live! We also have archives of streamed episodes for you to watch and get caught up with! Find it right here!

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Baphomet

**Baphomet** was the Minotaur Lord of Lyktion, deep within The Abyss. He ruled over The Endless Maze, and hunted down lost souls doomed and trapped within. He was revealed to be in league with The BBEG, and carrying one of two keys that opened a chest containing The God Killer. Due to this, The Tower of Grey resolved to hunt down Baphomet and steal the key. They did so. Baphomet was killed, and the chest was found.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 414 - Your Bones Are Mine
* Episode 420 - A Non-Euclidean Nightmare
Caer

**Caer** was a city ruled by Trant Thumble, evil father of Tum "Darkblade" Thumble. Caer sat on the Western-most coast of the middle continent of Drunkeros, and was the one of the largest cities, prior to its destruction. It housed many important landmarks, including Castle Greyskull (home of House Thumble), as well as The Temple of Erathis, actually reavealled to be a Temple of Orcus, which was then turned into a portal to the Abyss by Fennekin, resulting in the destruction of the entire city.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 17 - Welcome to Caer!
* Episode 18 - Canine Justice
* Episode 19 - Sibling Rivalry
* Episode 20 - Gladiator Games
* Episode 21 - Family Dinner
* Episode 22 - A Hysterical Dragonborn
* Episode 23 - The Beasts in the Streets
* Episode 24 - Maps and Mystery
* Episode 25 - Acid Trip
* Episode 26 - A Test of Friendship
* Episode 27 - Painful Memories
* Episode 48 - Soul Stealer
* Episode 49 - The Great Heist
* Episode 50 - The Greatest Love Story Ever Told
* Episode 52 - A Dark Future Present
* Episode 53 - Revenge of the Hobo
* Episode 78 - The Long Road to Caer
* Episode 79 - I Am Sorry
* Episode 150 - Edge of the Abyss - *ruins*
* Episode 151 - The Battle Above the Abyss - *ruins*
* Episode 152 - The Battle Above the Abyss Part 2 - *ruins*
* Episode 153 - The Battle Above the Abyss Part 3 - *ruins*
* Episode 154 - The Battle Above the Abyss Part 4 - *ruins*
* Episode 248 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 2 - *???*
* Episode 253 - Tower of Grey - *dream*
* Episode 401 - BIG Lahni
* Episode 414 - Your Bones Are Mine
* Episode 415 - My Friend Melora
BONUS EP 0 Blossom Budies

Facts about Blossom!

DJ
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* 5. Walter White wears his hat because of Blossom
* 4. After Blossom dropped out of the Outback Steakhouse deal, the actress who played Six took over, and they changed the price of the Blooming Onion to $6.00 *(See BWK #5)*
* 3. Parents were in an uproar, because if you rearrange the letters in Mayim Bialik, the actress who played Blossom, it spells out "I'm a baby killer"
* 2. All three Lawrence brothers have played Joey Russo on *Blossom*
* 1. There was a lost episode about Bill Clinton pooping in Blossom's hats

## Dooley

* 5. Tracy Morgan auditioned for the part of Blossom
* 4. There was an alternate ending filmed of the *Blossom* series finale
* 3. The hair of the girl who played Blossom is made of snakes
* 2. Something about Denny's. Blossom
* 1. Blossom has ~~3 nipples~~, ~~4 nipples~~, ~~5 nipples~~ is a giant nipple

## Matt

* 5. Kurt Cobain guest starred on the show, fell in love with the actress who played Blossom, killed himself because she rejected him
* 4. Blossom's friend, Six, was originally one of triplets, making the three of them 666, in script written by Milton Burle
* 3. Blossom was credited as co-producer on Coolio's *"Gangsta's Paradise"*
* 2. The actress who played Blossom had an elongated buttcrack, and two buttholes
* 1. *Blossom*, and everything surrounding it, is fake

## BWK

* 5. Blossom was originally the spokeswoman for Outback Steakhouse's Bloomin' Onion, coined the slogan "Awesome Blossom"
* 4. Blossom invented the term "Floppy Hat"
* 3. Blossom put everyone in one episode in sombreros as a prank
* 2. Judith D Allison was executive producer on *Blossom*
* 1. BWK has the phone number of the actress who played Blossom
Big Bo

**Big Bo** was Half-Elf adventurer who was occasionally hired by Duke Cromwell to aid in fighting invading monsters. He often traveled alongside his adventuring party: Anvon Whispermouse, Durian Brexleyshire, Luban Dola, and Ratma Ritmo. In one such adventure, he was sent to save the city of Still-Glenn from a dragon.

Later, it was established that the Emperor of the local region was Emperor Beauregard, whom Ratma Ritmo referred to as "Bo". It is likely that this is Big Bo, who has assumed the roll of Emperor in the interim years. If so, that makes Bo's full name "Beauregard", which is funny.

## **Appearance and Personality**

Extremely Beefy, with large pecs and arms. Constantly took his shirt off, due to "getting too hot", and revealed the armor he wore, which was bikini armor. Had pointy ears and blonde hair.

His most heroic moment was when a wagon of mini-ponies wading through a river broke, and so Bo had to go after them and fix it, while still in the water.

## **Stats & Abilities**

*All stats come from Episode 0 - The Dragon, which took place a few years before the main campaign. All characters at the time were Level 10. Likely, things have changed since then.*

### **General**

* AC = 21
* Initiative +1
Anders Haley

Anders Haley is a mercenary convict in Glough on Planet 16. His oath is "I will never ask for mercy." He is played by Mike Bachmann.

Anders enjoys only a short time in the show as he is shot by Lymand Hatts after Anders showed incompetence in trying to infiltrate Orphia Croffin, which Mercutio Ollis cannot stand.
Chopper

**Chopper** was a young cleric in the service of Uthgar in the Monastery of Uthgar in Ssathra. She was in training to become a full cleric (once she reached the age of 18), under the command of The Old Master. She was friends with Vespertillian and Tater Tot, and helped them train Skud Derringer when he eventually joined the Monastery.

Most notably, she was very much into the card game, Bones, and taught Skud everything he needed to know about the game, including taking him to buy his very first set of cards from Connell.

She was not seen after The Skull Bandits invaded the Monastery. It is presumed that she was killed.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 329 - Welcome to the Temple of Uthgar
* Episode 330 - Some Ends are Beginnings
Avery T'léas

**Avery T'léas** was the White Spire appointed protector of the White Dome in Fairmire. She helps the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons decipher the Demonomicon as well as come up with the plan for how to destroy the portal to the abyss: by using the Hammer of Sundering. She was last mentioned by a devil named Captain Drox, who told the Fælcons that the White Dome had been destroyed, and that they should investigate why. They stopped by and searched for her body, but were unable.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 108 - Mystery of Fairmire
* Episode 110 - The Hammer of Sundering
* Episode 111 - Evil Through the Roof - *Is there, but not seen/heard*
* Episode 112 - The Road to Victory
* Episode 113 - Welcome to the House of Death
* Episode 131 - The Heart of Evil
* Episode 133 - Making it to Mastwick
Army of Bahamut

**The Army of Bahamut** was a military centered in New Newfoundland Land during the Demon Apocalypse. The then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons first encountered the Army in Episode 144 - The Army of Bahamut, where they discovered that the Army had taken over, and enslaved the people of New Newfoundland Land, including their mayor, Ballard. Every citizen was made to work in mines in grueling conditions. The party liberated the people by defeating the Army of Bahamut's leader, Gruemar the Silver, with the help of twelve demons (given to them by Adira Harper), and Luccan and his companions.

## **Trivia**

* Status: Disbanded
* Primary Location: Drunkeros, New Newfoundland Land

## **Episodes**

* Episode 144 - The Army of Bahamut
* Episode 145 - An Illuminating Encounter
* Episode 146 - An Illuminating Encounter Part 2
* Episode 147 - Battle of Bahamut
Buttswell Manor

**Buttswell Manor** was a terribly named Manor in Pelor's Hope, that a vampire, Duke Byron Thorne and his gang took up in, after it was abandoned. The Ätlän-tã Fælcons cleared out the vampire menace in the year 1702. Presumably, Lord Titus Harper filled it with a worthy noble family. Probably a human family, that dude was racist af.
Bloopisode 1

## Extra Stats

Season 1 Extra

Title: Bloopisode 1

Air Date: 10/30/2013

Length: 0:34

Next Episode: Episode 9 - Drunkisode 2

Previous Episode: Episode 8 - Curiouser and Curiouser

## From the Website

Greetings Friends! We thought it was high time you got a glimpse into what happens when we record. A lot of stuff ends up on the editing room floor, and some of it is just plain hilarious. Here is a collection of out-takes from episodes 1-5. Enjoy!
Bloopisode 5

## Episode Stats

Season 3

Title: Bloopisode 5

Air Date: 9/10/2015

Length:57:20

Next Episode: Episode 10 - Fear in a Handful of Dust

Previous Episode: Episode 9 - Bricks in the Wall

## From the Website

It’s been SO DAMN LONG since we did a bloopisode! It turns out that things don’t have to shut down completely just because Veronica is under the weather! Join Hiroshi, Mikey, and Stace as they revisit our goofiest goofs EVAR! These are all pulled from Season 2, episodes 13-18. Welcome to Bloopisode 5: Blooptastrophe!

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Brute Force

**Brute Force** is an ongoing podcast on the Geekly Inc. network. The gang plays the Fate Core System, set in the mystical lands of Eorith.

A list of episodes can be found here.

## **Players**

* Adam Bash - *The Storyteller*
	+ Jasper Spitwhistle
* Carly Shields
	+ Hollis
* John Caulfield
	+ Mort McCoy
* Patrick Rankin
	+ Leland H Deacon
* Michaela Ray
	+ Cammy O'Kana

## **Places**

*A full map of Eorith can be found here*

* Alondia
* Ferrith
* Gern
* Hrinfell
* Sirestir
* Denderast
* Gravemire
* Oster
CaF QnA 3

## Extra Stats

Season 2 Extra

Title: Questions and Answers 3

Air Date: 07/09/2014

Length: 01:15

Next Episode: Episode 11 - It's Been So Long

Previous Episode: Episode 10 - Lost & Found

## From the Website

Well, we made it through ten episodes. Time to give the fans a chance to have some burning questions answered! If you haven’t caught up, do it now! Here there be spoilers!! DOOMSDAY.

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Broom of Flying

Toby's **Broom of Flying** was a magically enchanted broom that could carry up to 400 pounds around in the air (though its speed dropped from its standard 50 ft per turn to 30 ft per turn if it was carrying more than 200 pounds). It required a command word be spoken, and could be sent out, rider-less, within a mile of the speaker, so long as they were familiar with the location.

## **Recent Events**

Toby Treacletart found the Broom along with the rest of his effects in the Impound Room of Grull. Ever since then, he basically never walked again, flying pretty much everywhere.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 299 - A Crystalline Horror
* *Most Episodes*
Bucky

**Bucky** was a teenage year old Githyanki boy whose birth parents were killed by cannibals on The Lost Island. Bucky acted as a guide for the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons, leading them through the Forbidden Temple on the island. While guiding them, Aludra the Dwarf and Thom the Dragonborn felt bad for Bucky and promptly adopted him.

Bucky used to spend most of his time hanging out on the boat, taking care of his best friend Daisy. Then, he mostly spent his time being kidnapped by demons, although sometimes he got messages from Uncle Lord Titus Harper. He was a lovable and dutiful son, which was unfortunate because his parents often gave him confusing and conflicting lessons (and let's not even get into what Uncle Harper tried to teach him).

Later, he was an angsty teen living with his mother and was very dedicated to the memory of Thom.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 32 - I HATE GNOLLS - *First Appearance*

*Many Episodes*
...

* Episode 390 - Temptation's Hand
* Episode 391 - One Spicy Porridge
* Episode 392 - Buca Di Breakfast
* Episode 393 - Meteor Mayhem
* Episode 394 - Demon Ball
* Episode 395 - Fungal Fantasia
* Episode 396 - Fungal Fantasia Part 2
* Episode 397 - Fungal Fortress
* Episode 398 - Two Steps Forward, Several Demons Attack
* Episode 399 - Two Steps Forward, Several Demons Attack Part 2
* Episode 400 - Power Word Chill
* Episode 401 - BIG Lahni
* Episode 427 - A Farewell to Our Family and Friends
Bloopisode 2

## Extra Stats

Season 1 Extra

Title: Bloopisode 2

Air Date: 01/22/2014

Length: 0:32

Next Episode: Episode 19 - Dances with Shoggoths

Previous Episode: Episode 18 - Sunglasses at Night

## From the Website

Oh, hi! The time has come for us to upgrade our production process, which means growing pains. While we figure things out, you can enjoy this fun little compilation of out-takes from episodes 6-10. We’re a podcast! Music by Disparition
Benice Murphy

**Benice Murphy** was a random... thing from Venduria who was friends with David Allen Conan. Benice was a human-shaped pile of spiders, perhaps the most horrific thing I've ever thought about. Truly, I don't wish to think on this any more, but alas, I must. He wore an ascot, a Steak N Shake hat, and dishwasher gloves. And dressed in paisley.
Brip Brap

**Brip Brap** was a Bullywug Monk from Tidtowne who helped save Cheryl Meloncamp several times. He had a necklace of seashells, loved pizza, and was almost definitely a Ninja Turtle. No shirt, torn up jeanshorts, and a tattoo that he thought said "peace", but really meant "dick". One of the Tidtowne Terrors.

He grew up in the Swamps of Ichtaka, which was full of bugs, meaning he enjoyed being covered in gross bugs. Brip Brap was pretty gross. He could talk to frogs, and his favorite phrase was "Cowadunga!"

## **Episodes**

* Episode 220 - A Quest to Save the Great Leader Part 1 - First Appearance *(Although he would say he's been there the whole time)*
* Episode 221 - A Quest to Save the Great Leader Part 2
* Episode 232 - A Slight Gravitational Problem
* Podcast of Annihilation Bonus Episode - The Curious Cure of the Black Orchid
* Episode 247 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 1
* Episode 248 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 2
Azazel

**Azazel** was a member of Ferrim Pecunia, who met up with The Tower of Grey on their corporate retreat in The Nine Hells. While he was married to Burt, he was seen to fool around with Grecky on the side, though whether he and his husband had some kind of arrangement is unknown.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 313 - The Corporate Retreat
* Episode 314 - Welcome to Vacation Island
* Episode 315 - Hell Room
* Episode 317 - The Vault
Bonus Episode 4: Random Facts

## Matt

* 6. Spies: "Grow on the north side of rocks"
* 5. Banjul: "Can be mashed down and used in cookies and can be snorted for one eyed vision"
* 4. Inflammable: "Is a Chinese word that means New Trucker Hat"
* 3. Napery: "It's a store franchise that sells exclusively things that make you go "Mmm""
* 2. Texturing: "What happens when you get up after sitting for too long"
* 1. Herypertoligic: "The quickest way to think about a turd"

## Jeff

* 6. Spies: "Used to clean potatoes"
* 5. Banjul: "Underwear that is just a string wrapped around the dick"
* 4. Inflammable: "It's wear they filmed *Midgets in the Corn*"
* 3. Napery: "It's the part you put in the door that you put the doorknob in"
* 2. Texturing: "Method used to clean bags"
* 1. Herypertoligic: "record company that put out machine sounds"

DJ
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* 6. Spies: "Word used to mean hate someone"
* 5. Banjul: "Person who invented the crazy straw"
* 4. Inflammable: "introduced to Webster’s as the only word uttered when Richard Nixon is flustered"
* 3. Napery: "Mike Napery was the Japanese baseball player for the Red Sox"
* 2. Texturing: "Something you shouldn't do while driving"
* 1. Herypertoligic: "Part of the subway track that gets you to Queens by way of Hyper and Logic"

## BWK

* 6. Spies: "Word used to mean someone who searches for secret information on the internet"
* 5. Banjul: "Capital of The Gambia"
* 4. Inflammable: "It means "genuine community""
* 3. Napery: "It's a table linen"
* 2. Texturing: "It means "genuine community""
* 1. Herypertoligic: "The method used to shoot rockets into space"
Aelar

**Aelar** was a badass elven dragon hunter, and a member of The Circle of Seven. He encountered the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons when they fell into a dream world to help him fight dragons. This happens every so often, and when they do, they often awaken to discover sand in their underpants. This is likely due to the fact that the first time this happened, they were in a sandy location, and the sand was an indication that perhaps it wasn't just a dream after all. The fact that it continues to happen is most likely residual memory. Even for those that weren't there the first time. Try not to think about it.

Later, he was revealed to be a member of Bigby's Circle of Seven, alongside Adira Harper and Eckhart Dayhammer. After Adira appeared to go rogue and began kidnapping the gods, he stood against her, despite her warnings that it was, in fact, Dayhammer who was not to be trusted. He later overheard a conversation between Bigby and a High Priest of Tiamat, confirming Bigby's and Dayhammer's treachery. He apologized to Adira, and worked to help her by leading a Tarrasque away from The Crossroads.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 14 - Dreams of Dragons
* Episode 40 - Requiem with the Dragon Hunter
* Episode 267 - The Orcus Onslaught Part 1
* Episode 268 - The Orcus Onslaught Part 2
* Episode 405 - Great Galanthis Snack Off
Armel

**Armel** was a Grizzly-folk living in the village near-ish to Rimeford. He was known to brew a special kind of mead that non-Grizzly-folk could hardly stand to drink. It was, however, the only thing that could be consumed by the last dragon, being held in Ridgewood Keep by Sir Rex Yalos. Because of this, Yalos sent T'Chuck, R'Oarc, Selene von Esper, and Screech Echo to the village in search of the mead. After slaying the ogre Karnak, and bringing his head to the Grizzly-folk, Armel agreed to give them two barrels of the stuff.

## **Episodes**

* The Bears (2x39)
* The Ward (2x40)
Betsy Dozar

**Betsy Dozar** was a small child that Jaela and the rest of the Ätlän-tã Fælcons helped. She is one of Teddy's older sisters, and the younger sister of Katrina. Their father, Norman, is an alcoholic butcher who lives near a tavern in Tarry Hollow. The family has a dog named Dog. Revealed in Episode 244 - Welcome to Tarry Hollow to be an illusion created by Sinu the Red.
Linq

`**This article contains the following triggers:** *needles, mild gore*`
**Linq** is a drug that is used and referenced frequently in *Hello Charlotte: Episode Three*.

## General

Linq allows for two people to share their thoughts and memories telepathically. It is introduced on Day 1 in Episode 0 as part of optional plot in a commercial that airs on one of the TVs in Charlotte's home. Scarlett Eyler is seen using Linq, and Q84 is affected by Linq resulting in the player being able to see Scarlett's memories.

## Story

### Hello Charlotte 3

On Day 1, one of the TV in Charlotte's shows a commercial of Linq. When Q84 goes to school, many students in the School are using it, showings signs of addiction and overdose.

On Day 2, Q84 is attacked by Scarlett Eyler from behind, and is forcibly Linqed with. This results in the player seeing the first memory of Charles.

Charlotte tries to learn the identity of her attacker, and goes to the school's rooftop the next day in order to find out who attacked her. She injects the dealer with White Flu after getting a free sample of Linq. Afterwards, goes down to the Infirmary and has the option to inject C with Linq or try to wake him up normally. If she tries to inject him with the Linq, C will stop her just before she successfully injects him and complain that she woke him up harshly.

After Anri's Execution Hour on Day 3, Scarlett stabs Q84 and Linqs with her. Q84 eventually confronts Scarlett afterwards, and makes her Wish to destroy Scarlett, citing that Scarlett's portrayal of Charles' memories was akin to making a mockery out of him.

## Item

The Linq item is found on the rooftop of the School on the third day, after speaking wtih C in the library. It cannot be used, but is still mandatory to collect. Q84 can attempt to use it on C while he is sleeping, however he will wake up and stop her from doing so.

## Gallery

* Commercial
* Item
* Achievement
Billy

**Billy** was a gnome Adventurer who attended Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes. He was the twin brother of Lilly, and the two were members of The Society of the Grave Arcane Secrets1. He got trapped in a time bubble, and, during the rescue attempt, accidentally got half of him stuck, resulting in part of him having aged much more than the rest. Due to this, he was moved into the infirmary at Norhall.

**Episodes**
Random Encounters* Norhall 2
* Norhall 15
* Norhall 21
* Norhall 22
* Norhall 25
CaF QnA 5

## Episode Stats

Season 3

Title: QnA 5

Air Date: 2/4/2016

Length: 1:35

Next Episode: Episode 1 - It's Still Sunny in St. Paxton

Previous Episode: Episode 14 - We All Fall Down

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Camille Fordane

**Camille Fordane** was a childhood friend to Titus Harper, and first appeared in a flashback that Harper had upon entering Longcryer's Tower. Camille was a long-time friend, teacher, and servant to Harper, so was sent to the tower to placate Harper, who is having a bad time in his apprenticeship to Longcryer. Camille told a story about young Harper saving her from being thrown out of his family's service. She was originally set to be the playmate of Adira, who blamed her for a broken artifact. Though he must incur Adira's wrath, Harper tells the truth, earning Camille's trust and convincing the his family to continue her employment. During Camille's introduction, it was discovered that Harper first showed his magical ability in a fit of rage that ended with her being scarred by his lightning.

During Harper's training with Longcrier, he was subject to many tortures and "tests", one of which leads him to kill Camille (whom he believes is Askur Thunderbeard the dwarf due to potion-induced hallucinations).

Fifteen years later, Camille spoke through Harper as he touches various artifacts in Longcrier's Tower. Camille's words attempted to save the party from defeat at Longcrier's hands.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 187 - A Dark Past - *First Appearance*
* Episode 188 - A Dark Past Part 2 - *Death*
* Episode 189 - A Ghostly Voice - *Ghostly Voice Only*
* Episode 190 - Losing Control - *Ghostly Voice Only*
Bloopisode 3

## Extra Stats

Season 2 Extra

Air Date: 05/15/2014

Length: 00:34

Next Episode: Episode 5 - Feed the Machine

Previous Episode: Episode 4 - Shut Me Up

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Hey, Creepers! It’s been a while since we graced your ear-holes with our beautiful brand of blooper business, so here you go! These were pulled from Season 1 Episodes 11-21. Remember when we sounded all scratchy and awful? Yeah. Us too. Enjoy!

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Airim Morgan

**Airim Morgan** was the captain of the Sun Shields in Pelor's Hope. Airim was good friends with Titus Harper's deceased brother, Lord Phaze Harper. They were both in the Sun Shields and also went to a harvest festival together. Probably lovers.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 88 - Under the Dome
* Episode 89 - Pelor's Last Hope
Castiglianimorcelloderegeninis

The **Castiglianimorcelloderegeninis** were a powerful Mafia-like family from Calsten. They had a beef with Jett Razor, as he owed money from them, but he escaped before they could collect. Later, they competed in the 1709 Raw Fury Games.

## **Trivia**

* Status: Still Functioning
* Primary Location: Calsten

## **Episodes**

* Episode 161 - Welcome to Calsten
* Episode 162 - The Dangerous Life of a Musician
* Episode 249 - The Return of the Raw Fury Games
* Episode 250 - The Return of the Raw Fury Games Part 2
Bapperson Rule

The **Bapperson Rule** dictates that, during the rolls to see who will do the recap, rolling a Nat20 will allow the roller to choose one of the other cast members to do it, rather than doing it themselves, despite being the highest role.

In the event that one person rolls a Nat1 and someone else rolls a Nat20, the 1 is honored above the 20, and that person is still forced to give the recap.

In the event that more than one host rolls either a Nat1 or a Nat20, then they must roll-off as they would any other number on the die, but the victor honors initial role. To put it simply, if two hosts roll a 20, then have a roll-off, the victor of that roll off gets to choose who will do it. For comedic effect, the best person to choose in this case is the person you rolled off against. The Roll-Off rules are that of the regular roll rules, i.e., the higher rolls is the victor of the Roll-Off, and is granted whatever the duplicated roll was initially.

Often, the cast will use the Bapperson Rule to force Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro to do the recap, as he is the only one who is immune from doing it any other week.

### **Reverse Bapped**

A sub-ruling of the Bapperson Rule, sometimes referred to as the "Reverse-Bapperson", dictates that those who roll a Nat1 automatically have to do it, no matter what anyone else rolls, provided it is not a Nat1.

## **Trivia**

* Named for a fan of the podcast named Ben Apperson, suggested this rule on Twitter.
* In this rule's introductory episode, the rule stated that a Natural 1 is honored above a Natural 20, though this is later forgotten about, and sometimes, the 20 is the victor.
* Tim Lanning is usually the one chosen to do the recap, as he is best at it.
* The ladies of the podcast, Jennifer and Nika, had a longstanding non-spoken agreement to not pick each other should either of them get the 20, as a kind of "Women gotta stick together" kind of thing. This all changed, however, with Episode 185 - Protege Problems, when Jennifer chose Nika to do it, shattering their assumed agreement. Nika had to wait until Episode 211 - The Quest to Save Tidtowne, Part 3 before she could exact her revenge. Presumably, their agreement still stands. We'll see what happens.
* In Episode 155 - Mailbagathon!, they are asked by Ben Apperson himself which number is technically the *Bapperson*, a 1 or a twenty, and which is the reverse. They vote on it, and all but Mike Bachmann say that 1 is the original ruling, Bachmann claims it's 20. He is correct, the others are wrong.
* In Episode 8 of the Darkblade series, it is suggested that rolling a 19 (as high as you possibly can without geting a 20) should be called "edging"
* If you see word "Bapped" in the recap section, this is what it is referring to.
Bert Nidaro

**Bert Nidaro**, local blacksmith, was a blacksmith, locally, in Rimeford. He'd at some point had an illicit rendezvous with T'Chuck, who ghosted him. He was unhappy with this.

Narratively, he told T'Chuck in The Goblin Pit about the weird Gnomes that had been snooping around Rimeford: Professor Devin Decacog, and Dictionary Doug. That's pretty much it.

## **Episodes**

* Press and Punishment (2x11)
* Adult Conversations (2x33)
Cast of Thrones

**Cast of Thrones** is a Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire podcast on the Geekly Network. It's great, and always relevant, no matter what they say.

## **Hosts**

* Michael DiMauro
* Tim Lanning
* Jennifer Cheek
* Nick Bristow
* Mike Dao

## **Trivia**

* They do an episode after each episode of Game of Thrones and ~~complain about it~~ talk about it like responsible adults. They also for a time would read a group of chapters from the books and do book clubs about them. It's good!
* There is a running goof that, as they are talking about an episode/chapter of the book, they transition to another location by moving there on the back of a donkey. This donkey is usually unusual, and its type is entirely dependent on what sort of location they are going to be talking about next. A comprehensive list of the donkeys they have used to transition in the past can be found here.
* You can also find a list of Important Vocabulary.
Boris

Ätlän-tã Fælcons

**Boris** was the First Mate aboard the *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap*, the airship of the Ätlän-tã Fælcons. Before then, he was the roommate of Toby Treacletart at the White Spire in Glaine, the Jewel of the East. The two got along well, as they were both very studious. Boris and Winston are OTP.

Later, after Toby decided to leave The Tower of Grey to deal with his Vecna issue, he took Boris, Marlamin Windlore, Erynn Colleen, and Amber Reeve with him aboard *The BTS*.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 195 - Meanwhile, in Glaine, the Jewel of the East
* Episode 201 - The Reconstructed Hero
* Episode 202 - The City in the Sky
* Episode 204 - Time to Save the World. Again. - Helps distract the guards to the teleportation room so Toby can get to Paelor's Hope.
* Episode 235 - Queendom Come - Made First Mate of the *D4C*
* Episode 236 - Journey to the Land of the Undead
* Episode 253 - Tower of Grey
* Episode 254 - Tower Crashers
* Episode 302 - Never Have We Ever
* Episode 333 - Oops! All Tobies
* Episode 334 - Welcome to the Elemental Plane of Fire
* Episode 390 - Temptation's Hand
* Episode 401 - BIG Lahni
Castle of the Spring Court

**The Castle of the Spring Court** was a castle made out of crystals, that resided on a large island in the middle of a great lake in the Feywild. It was where the Spring Court gathered, and where they hosted the Festival of Spring.

## **Recent Events**

The Feywild Four, lead by Nook Nimmlock, brought the Jade Pyramid to Lady Arnaesis, who used it to trap Melora, the Queen of Spring.

Later, the forces of The BBEG met with those of The Tower of Grey outside the Castle, in The Battle of the Feywild. The BBEG circumvented this battle by blasting a hole in the side of the castle, and sneaking through it with some demons. There was a mighty battle, but ultimately, the forces of good defeated the forces of evil, and the BBEG was killed. There was then a mighty party!

## **Episodes**

* Episode 261 - A Rotten Crew of Beautiful Misfits Part 2
* Episode 269 - The Writhing Mass Under the Lake
* Episode 270 - The High Level Executive - Class Drow Supreme Fighting Force
* Episode 271 - The Finality of Our Proving
* Episode 272 - One Step Closer to the Gods
* Episode 273 - Marbled Madness
* Episode 274 - Queen of the Feycourt
* Episode 421 - As the Feywild Burns
* Episode 422 - The Final Battle Part 1
* Episode 423 - The Final Battle Part 2: 2 Trant 2 Furious
* Episode 424 - The Final Battle: 3rd Shift
* Episode 425 - The Final Battle: The End
* Episode 426 - The Luck of the Draw
Cheryl Meloncamp

**Cheryl Meloncamp** was a Gnoll from the Meloncamps who fell in love with and married Steve Meloncamp long ago. She was also the mother of their child together, Xena Meloncamp. After the start of the Demon Apocalypse, she founded a safe-haven for monsters and creatures, and other folk who were discouraged from settling with more mainstream races, and named it Tidtowne. She frequently found herself in life-threatening situations, and needed to be saved repeated by several members of her town, called the Tidtowne Terrors.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 212 - Welcome to Tidtowne
* Episode 213 - Hey There, Cheryl
* Episode 214 - A Fighting Chance
* Episode 221 - A Quest to Save the Great Leader Part 2
* Podcast of Annihilation Bonus Episode - The Curious Cure of the Black Orchid
* Episode 235 - Queendom Come
* Episode 247 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 1
* Episode 248 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 2
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Dagon by H.P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: Dagon

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: November 1919

Air Date: 10/30/14

Length: 00:18:59

Read by: M. Hiroshi Sutherland

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## Story Synopsis

Dagon is the sucidie note of a POW who had been caputred by the Germans during WWI on the Pacfic Ocean. He managed to escape and drifted at sea for days. The narrator, having drifted to sleep, awoke horrifed one day to find himself in a strange and horrifying new place. The story follows the narrator's journey through the landscape and his impossible return to civilization.

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Askur Thunderbeard

**Askur Thunderbeard** was a Dwarf who worked with Longcryer for years as his muscle when it came time to drag young children out of bed and beat them up, or drop burning chains on them. Real stand up guy. He seemed to especially dislike Titus Harper, relishing his opportunities to hurt him.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 187 - A Dark Past
* Episode 188 - A Dark Past Part 2
* Episode 189 - A Ghostly Voice
* Episode 190 - Losing Control - *Killed*
* Episode 191 - Mixed Messages - *Body used in a ploy to trick Longcryer*
Anvon Whispermouse

**Anvon Whispermouse** was a Halfling adventurer who was occasionally hired by Duke Cromwell to aid in fighting invading monsters. He often traveled alongside his adventuring party: Big Bo, Durian Brexleyshire, Luban Dola, and Ratma Ritmo. In one such adventure, he was sent to save the city of Still-Glenn from a dragon.

## **Appearance and Personality**

Described as being "extremely stout, like if you were in a video game character creator, and you turned the height *aaaaaaalllllll* the way down, and the width *aaaaaaalllllll* the way up". He fought using magic, as well as a sickle that was too tall for him.

His most heroic moment was, after stopping a group of bandits that were terrorizing a town, he DIDN'T set them on fire.

## **Stats & Abilities**

*All stats come from Episode 0 - The Dragon, which took place a few years before the main campaign. All characters at the time were Level 10. Likely, things have changed since then.*

### **General**

* CON = 12-13 (+1)
* Initiative +1

### **Skills**

* Survival +4 (Proficient)
* Stealth +1

### **Features**

* Bardic Inspiration, Flash of Genius, Summon Wildfire Spirit, Burning Hands
Episode 120 - Poor Man versions

## Dooley

* 5. *Mac and Me* is a poor man's *E.T.*
* 4. Giga Pets are the poor man's Tamagotchi
* 3. *Antz* is a poor man's *A Bug's Life*
* 2. Magic Stars is a poor man's Lucky Charms
* 1. Ferrets are a poor man's cats

## Matt

* 5. Walgreens is a poor man's CVS
* 4. Bop It is the poor man's Simon
* 3. A handjob is a poor man's jerking yourself off
* 2. Megadeth is a poor man's Metallica
* 1. A burp is a poor man's fart

## Fro

* 5. Mondos and Squeezits are the poor man's Kool-Aid Bursts
* 4. Keira Knightley is a poor man's Natalie Portman
* 3. *Rocko's Modern Life* is a poor man's *Ren & Stimpy*
* 2. Jet Li is a poor man's Jackie Chan
* 1. Cheese Nips are a poor man's Cheez-its
Baron von Du

**Baron von Du** was demon lord who took up shop in Shadowspar Keep, renamed it the Barony of New Stigia, and used it as his base to command an army of demons and devils during the Demon Apocalypse. He recruited Adira Harper as his second in command, and she, in turn, brought in the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons (which included her own brother, Titus Harper). She told them that Baron von Du needed them for a very important mission, to take out the Army of Bahamut that had taken up in New Newfoundland Land nearby which they did.

Baron von Du has never appeared in the show to date, and so there was no Wiki page for him. However, in a mailbag episode, Michael DiMauro confirmed that there was, in fact, a Baron von Du.
CaF QnA 4

## Episode Stats

Season 2

Title: QnA 4

Air Date: 12/4/2014

Length: 1:31

Swear Jar Count:

Next Episode: Episode 1 - This is the New Sh\*t

Previous Episode: Episode 22 - The End of the Beginning

## From the Website

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YIKES! We totally made it through Season 2! Many of you had questions for us about the goings on behind the scenes, so here you go! The gang answers your questions! If you haven’t caught up, HERE THERE BE SPOILERS.

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Amber Reeve

**Amber Reeve** was a warforged attendant at Norhall Academy during the Demon Apocalypse. She later appeared as a member of The Tower of Grey in Greenham during the year 1716.

Accompanied the Tower during their descent into The Abyss to rescue Queen Aludra Wyrmsbane, Jaela, and Lady Adira Harper, but stayed back on the ship.

Later, after Toby Treacletart decided to leave The Tower of Grey to deal with his Vecna issue, he took Boris, Marlamin Windlore, Erynn Colleen, and Amber with him aboard *The BTS*.

## **Episodes**

### Greetings Adventurers

* Episode 253 - Tower of Grey
* Episode 255 - To the South, We Go
* Episode 349 - How to Kill a Dragon
* Episode 392 - Buca Di Breakfast
* Episode 426 - The Luck of the Draw
* Episode 427 - A Farewell to Our Family and Friends

### Norhall Academy

* Norhall 6
* Norhall 17
* Norhall 22
* Norhall 23
* Norhall 25
* Norhall 27
* Norhall 28