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Blowing Bubbles

Blowing Bubbles is one of the few stories published so far that don't necessarily fit into the Amalgam Universe. It's concerned with virtual reality combined with modern antisocial attitudes, and telepresence. You can purchase it here.

### Plot

Marv is just another guy in the crowd. He just wants to get through the day with a minimum of fuss, even though the entire virtual community is buzzing about the new upgrade. He didn't want to hear anything about them.

Until he saw one.

Instead of another Bubble with a blandly-assembled face, there's something that looks really human. Colourful and unique. Friendly. With interface protocols that go all the way back to pre-VR technology. And he wants in.

Imagine his shock and awe when the parcel for his upgrade is not a mod for his VR set, but a series of mods for himself. And an access card.

Years had passed since the last time a human had walked through reality. Now he was in it, he never wanted to go back. He becomes part of the secret revolution without a thought. Joins a growing community of free-thinkers.

And begins enlisting others who are curious...
Makrura King

The King of the local Makrura colony on the coast of Dustwallow Marsh. He led a raid against a very strong bog beast which was slain by Turion. The King was impressed with Turion's bravery and had him inducted into the King's Guard. Later the King brought Shankz and Turion on a nighttime mission where they killed some naga scouts.
Death Worlds

Death Worlds are a classification of life-bearing planets. The chief difference is that the forces of nature are actively trying to extinguish life. The higher the number, the worse your planet is.

Earth rates a 4.5 on the Deathworld Scale, mostly because of Australia.

### Class 1

The most common variety of Death World. One main hazard to evolving intelligent life. Usually in the form of hostile flora or fauna.

There is one Class 1 Death World that has none of the usual hazards, but does encounter regular bombardment by meteors. Once every two millennia, regular as clockwork.

### Class 2

This type of Death World has two main hazards. One is usually weather phenomenon.

### Class 3

Three kinds of threat to life. Flora, fauna and weather phenomenon are favourites, with geology as a close runner-up

### Class 4

Four general threats to life. On these planets, you find unstable tectonics, furious weather phenomenon, toxic flora, toxic fauna, and a variety of predators.

### Class 5

The entire planet is trying to kill everything on it, including everything on it trying to kill everything else. Nature red in tooth and claw. Life is nasty, brutish and short.

### Class 6

Theoretical only. Not only is the entire planet trying to kill you, but the solar system is having a go at you too. You may be in orbit around a quasar or a black hole. Good luck. You're going to need it.
Works by C.M. Weller

This list, of course, will be updated periodically.

### Reading Order

As yet, not many of these books are inter-related, though there is some material in both extant Years of Instants that shows the development of The Amity Incident.

C.M. Weller recommends that you do read the entire Hevun's Child Trilogy in order, as reading it out of order can only lead to confusion. Ze also usually recommends reading the free stuff first so that readers can verify if the remainder of hir books are worth buying [they are].
Amalgam Station Wiki

## Welcome to the Amalgam Station Wiki

This wiki contains details, trivia, and factoids about C.M. Weller's Amalgam Station and surrounding universe.

Warning: This wiki may be offensive to the egocentric.

## About Amalgam Universe

The Amalgam Universe is the creation of author C.M. Weller, and this wiki is the depository of all the secrets therein. It is centred around, but not always about, Amalgam Station.

Be wary: here there be spoilers.

## What materials can I read?

Amalgam Universe is chronicled in most of the Works by C.M. Weller. You can either read the summaries or buy the books.

## Latest activity

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Pre-cognitive

Pre-cognitive people, or Precogs, are one subset of Espers. They can predict the future, according to their skill levels.

**Level Meaning**

1 Knows the future precisely. Conversations with them can be alarming. Especially when they respond before you've spoken. Exclusively hired by the military.

2 Can accurately tell the future within a range of time or space. Familiarity with the subject is not necessary.

3 Can accurately tell the future within a moderate range of time or space. Familiarity with the subject can improve accuracy.

4 Can accurately tell the future, but only for subjects they know.

5 Mostly tells the future accurately, for people they know. 90% accuracy rate or above, can speak in vagaries.

6 Sometimes tells the future accurately, exclusively for people they know. 70% accuracy rate and above, definitely speaks in vagaries

7 Rarely tells the future accurately, for their nearest and dearest. 50% accuracy rate and above, always speaks in vagaries

8 Only makes sense after the fact. The most useless of the precogs.

Anyone with precognitive abilities rated below Level 8 are called Foreboders, and are generally not reliable in their predictions.

There are tests for Esper genes that can warn parents about what they're in for. And there are special schools for Espers who are growing into their abilities.
R.T.F.M.

R.T.F.M. stands for "Read the Flakking Manual" and is a short story that is currently not in print.

C.M. Weller is trying to get it out on dead tree press.

### Plot

Dave is possibly the unluckiest of human miners living on Hippo Mining station. For a start, he managed to break both of his arms in multiple places in a bar fight that he wasn't even involved in. Secondly, he had to share the flight back home with The Drongo, who was still blissfully drugged to the eyeballs with whatever he imbibed the night before.

And now...

He has to babysit some new technology. A gengineered helper animal known as Rael. And all he has to guide him is a wall-of-text manual with negligible understandability.

The good news is that he already knows the first rule: Keep it away from The Drongo.

The bad news is... it's showing signs of being more intelligent than its makers have let on.

When Rael starts giving orders with his limited vocabulary, the miners have a choice. Report it to the Cogniscent Rights' Committee, and get him shuffled to a new location, or secretly work against Rael's makers and find a way to blow this nasty secret straight out of the water.

And with the help of the JOATs, they choose the latter.
Interesting words and phrases

### C.M. Weller's Random Words and Phrases Collection

The following fragments may never see reality. They're merely kept on the off chance that they might come in handy.

Mx Weller keeps these things in a file on hir phone.

### The Randomness

* Hycor
* Klacid
* Oroxine
* Chlorosid
* Predsols
* Codalign
* Tashier
* Laindansu
* Methopt
* Flaminal
* Trashitarian
* Snazzen
* Tenouttaten
* KFZ: Must kick butt. Then eat brain.
* Where Clouds Should Run
* Four D's: deny, distract, delay, decamp.

Rael growled in frustration as Shayde slowed at another graffiti wall. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Lookin' fer the sigh."

That made no sense, but Shayde rarely did. "What sign?"

"The sign I'm no' stayin'. There's always the words when I'm no' stayin'."

"And what words are these?"

"Tommy Westphall was here."

"Lips drawn so taut through vanity surgery that they were ready to snap"

* I'm under the affluence of inkahol
* I'm inneberlated
* I'm not as thunk as you drink I am
* I'm not drunk, I'm chemically enhanced
* I'm not drunk, I'm chemically impaired
* I'm not chemically impaired, I'm drunk
* I think someone mipped me a slickey

In a moment of punch-drunk, sleep-deprived, crazed genius...

The screen readout looked like the unholy progeny of confetti and a 3-D magic eye picture.

A queue of optimists waiting their turn to prod the foliage of the Ceasar Prawn Salad, to see if anyone had - or could- find traces of said crustacean.

Rael pressed the door chime to Shayde's living chambers. Synthesized bells rang two notes so asinine that what passed for a melody should have been banned long ago. For all he knew, it had been.

Within, there was a chaos of collisions and curses. It all finished with a final, "Fook."

"Shayde?"

"Uh. Shayde isnae here right now," said Shayde from the other side of the door. "Leave a message after the tone and she'll get right back tae ye." A pause, filled with covert swearing. "Beeeeep."

What?

"Shayde, there's no such thing as an answering machine for your door."

"Woh? Still?"

"No, they tried them and banned them in--" Rael cut himself off. "That's not the point. We need to talk."

"But ma place is a wreck..."

Ingredients: Awesome Sauce... EPIC MEAT... and mildly indifferent cheese.

"As clever as a wet towel"

X is invisible plot in Amalgam. Victim flips the shit out of the captain's cup. Cue chaos.

Let it rain, let it pour/ Let the old man snore

We have a hideous monster living in our house. It's just couch-surfing until it gets back on its feet.

Talk softly and press record.

* I have a life - it's just not related to your reality
* I have a life - most of it's on imaginary planets
* I have a life - theoretically

There are some levels of genius that require another individual in control of their leash

Rabid, blood-thirsty, giant mutant possum-rats

Go suck diaper seeds

Mrs Winkle is eating right now... Nek minit - death by invisible reptile

An infant Snoogle-fleecher

Skippy the bush Exorcist
Un'Goro Crater

Un'Goro Crater is a region south of Thousand Needles and Feralas and west of Tanaris.

It is traditionally accessible through the Tanaris Desert, but can also be reached in other ways such as the mountain pass between southeastern Feralas and the northern Un'Goro foothills.

Lazarus Farm was here, in the northern foothills.
Theramore

Theramore is the largest city in Dustwallow Marsh and the largest Alliance city in Kalimdor after Darnassus. It is a very busy port city with a famous harbor. The residents and guards are predominantly humans, but other races exist in small numbers (such as at the Darnassian Inn) and many diverse characters come and go to trade in Theramore.

The city is led by Jaina Proudmoore and the Theramore High Council. It has a large government and military structure.
Chance

Chance is seemingly a member of the Theramore government at some level. He is allied with Jaina Proudmoore and Magister Fayton. Since the discovery of a leak in the upper levels of communication, Chance has been in contact with Turion and Shankz, using their position as outsiders of Theramore to handle covert operations at a low profile. He tries to be stealthy, but often fails.

Chance was upset when Turion and Shankz met with Magister Fayton before talking to him, and he was extra annoyed when he found out Fayton had ordered him to take care of Binky.
Zazbo Wiki

## Welcome to the Whizzleflux Info-matic Knowledge Interface (W.I.K.I)

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Alpha version 0.5 (Stranglekelp build)

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Engineered by Ojax Whizzleflux!

Upgrades in progress:

* Anti-Magic Shield to prevent data corruption. **Status:** Cannot find ore with right qualities. Bring me new ones when possible.
* Remote W.I.K.I. Delay Reduction. **Status:** Need a Gyromatic Micro-Adjuster for further research.

Authorized Users:

* Ojax (Administrator)
* Zazbo
* Turion
* Shankz
* Fallon

## Index

People

Locations

Journals

Timeline

Zazbook
Horse Thief

A teenage orc who would sometimes steal horses from the stable of the Shady Rest Inn. While Turion and Shankz stayed at the inn, they found out about the price on his head and staked out the stable overnight. The thief came that same night and they cornered him, killed him, and collected the reward.
R U Tuff Enuff (Album)

**R U Tuff Enuff**is the third album by American R&B singer Rebbie Jackson. This album was a different approach for Jackson, as it had a harder-edged street R&B sound that was very popular at the time, which was also exhibited in the La Toya album by Jackson's sister, La Toya Jackson. The single "Plaything" peaked at number eight on the Billboard R&B charts, Jackson's highest charting single since 1984's "Centipede". The title track was also released as a single, but did not showcase the same amount of success.

## Track Listing

1. "Perfect Combination" (Everett Collins, David "Pic" Conley, David Townshend and R. Danzie)- 5:16
2. "Read Between the Lines" (J. Ponti, David Conley, V. Pepe and David Townshend)- 4:50
3. "This Love is Forever" (Everett Collins, Rebbie Jackson, David Conley and David Townshend)- 4:40
4. "R U Tuff Enuff" (Arthur McCallister, Rebbie Jackson and David Conley)- 4:10
5. "Plaything" (Joshua Thompson, Romeo Williams and Gene Lennon)- 4:56
6. "Friendship Song" (Joshua Thompson, David Conley and Gene Lennon)- 4:32
7. "Sweetest Dreams" (Joshua Thompson, Gene Lennon and Romeo Williams)- 4:08
8. "Distant Coversation" (Everett Collins, Derek Culler and David Conley)- 5:17
Liam Donovan

Liam Donovan was a low level agent in the Order of the Dragon Tamers. He was stationed in Mudsprocket to keep surveillance on the Wyrmbog, a part of Dustwallow Marsh that is naturally inhabited by dragon whelps and which a Dragonkin might be drawn to. He ran a cheese shop as a cover and a source of income. Donovan was an alcoholic and a previous buyer of Zazbo's moonshine.

Shankz was given a letter by Ensligosa telling him to kill Donovan. The letter also led him to believe his burn injuries were caused by some kind of flamethrower Donovan owned, which was untrue. Shankz broke into Donovan's shack late in the night intent on killing him. Donovan, despite being highly intoxicated, was alerted by the noise and awoke to fight back. Donovan knocked Shankz unconscious and then passed out from exhaustion/intoxication. Concerned when Shankz did not return, Turion came to investigate and found them both on the ground. He awoke Shankz, who promptly slit Donovan's throat.

The two then looted Donovan's shack and found, among other things, his reconnaissance journal which told them of increasing whelp activity and the location of some goldthorn, a valuable herb.
Butterfly Enthusiast

*Gain sanity each time a Butterfly is collected.*

Perk (Explorer - Exclusive)

**Butterfly Enthusiast** is an explorer perk exclusive to Charles Darwin. It grants +20 Sanity for every butterfly collected.

## Tips

* Butterflies are only present in Jungle, Prehistoric, and rarely in late-game Drylands biomes. This perk is useless in other worlds.
* Don't depend on this perk for sanity regeneration, as butterflies are few and far-between. It's uncommon for a map to have even more than 3 butterflies, and collecting even 10 butterflies in an entire game is a feat in and of itself.

Perks
Gregan

Gregan is a middle-aged Dwarf man who lives in a hut in southeastern Feralas about an hour away from Kershwin Post. He used to lead travelers through the mountain pass to Un'Goro regularly, but had not in a long time until Turion and Shankz sought his help. Once they had sufficient climbing equipment, Gregan led them into Un'Goro and then returned on his own.
Claim Flag

Claim Flag

*Flag to claim territory.*

**Claim Flags** are quest items given to the player upon accepting the *Arctic Claim* quest. This quest is only randomly offered before embarking to an Arctic destination.

The player is always given 4 flags, and must place them all on pre-revealed claim hexes on the expedition map. Placing a flag consumes it, leaving it permanently on its designated hex. Any flags not used will disappear after the current expedition.

This is arguably the most difficult quest to complete, as pack ice and plateau terrain make arctic biomes hazardous for travel. Be ready with plenty of climbing gear and sanity-restoring items before attempting this feat.

## Trivia

* The woman who offers this quest is from the land of Maschmeschistani, which is based on the company name Maschinen-Mensch, who created Curious Expedition.

Items
Quinn

Quinn is a female human priestess and an agent of the Order of the Dragon Tamers. She usually works with her unofficial partner Felbrook. Quinn and Felbrook were sent to Mudsprocket to meet Shankz and Turion and deal with the dragon activity in the Wyrmbog. Together they found and killed Bellisera.

Quinn told Shankz and Turion a lot about the Tamers and the Dragonkin. She also said that Shankz shows signs of having active Tamer powers and that if the Order knows this, they might do something with him.
Axel Mizzix

Axel Mizzix is the owner of the Mizzix Shipping Company, headquartered in Steamwheedle Port, Tanaris.

Under the guise of being Insurance Adjusters, Turion and Shankz begin to investigate Mizzix. They learn that Mizzix actually framed a robbery to commit insurance fraud and flip the "stolen" goods.

These stolen goods, located in a Storage Facility, happen to be the Nethershard that the Tamers had informed Shankz of in their letter. Turion and Shankz confront Mizzix and find that the shipment was intended for Highmaul Dunes resident Moshu'gol.
Milton Fry

Milton Fry was a Theramore politician who was mistakenly identified and killed by Jerrin McKray when he, Turion, and Shankz charged into Theramore Jail to kill the Warden. Soon after, Turion raised his corpse to shield them from an imminent bomb explosion.

His name was unknown for a long time until Magister Fayton revealed that he was Avery Lance's former boss.
Avery Lance

Avery Lance, the Novice of Affairs for the City of Theramore, is a young human man who works for Magister Fayton. Formerly, he worked for Milton Fry until his untimely death in the warden's office. Avery Lance remembered Turion and Shankz from the aftermath of that event and despite them being cleared as innocent, he remains suspicious. When they showed up to Magister Fayton's office, Lance drugged them with a true-inducing tea and interrogated the two of them and Morgan.
Thousand Needles

Thousand Needles is a region south of the Barrens, east of Feralas, and north of Tanaris. It is the only land trade route to Gadgetzan. It is Horde territory, but Alliance members have been allowed to freely travel as tag-along members of neutral parties. On the western border of Thousand Needles is Kershwin Post.

The Great Lift is at the border between Thousand Needles and the Barrens. It is operated by the Horde who charge a toll on it. It is the only safe route up or down the 200 foot cliff that separates the regions.
Moto-Nah

Moto-Nahs are large, Manta-Ray like creatures from the planet Untra. In Untralan culture, it is said that one who can ride an Unta is 73% closer to becoming the prophesied one, however what said prophesy is and how to gain the other 27% is unknown.

## Appearance

Moto-Nahs are large, generally 20 meters wide and 15 meters long. They have large, thick fins on either side of their body, and a long tail at the rear. Their heads are generally 2 meters wide, with a large, gaping mouth at the front and two eyes on the sides. They are mostly blue-grey on the top and grey-white on the bottom, but their eyes are more blue or black and their tail can reflect other colours around it, much like that of a chameleon.

## Behaviour

Moto-Nahs generally swim through the ocean alone until they find a mate, and they will stay with their mate until their death. Moto-Nahs will keep their mouth open while swimming, so most of the nutrition they need falls straight in. While their mouths are open, they act as a vacuum so that creatures who are close enough are pulled in and have no chance for escape. They are not the slowest of animals, but they are not as fast as motorized vehicles or as fast as the Untralans. At times, groups of Lossils have been seen preying on lonesome Moto-Nahs.

## Habitat

Moto-Nahs are found all over Untra, but more commonly in the tropical mid sections.
Netherworld Supernatural Creatures

Just like Horizon, The Netherworld has several creatures as well that have unique traits and powers.

## Seirs

Some sensitives have been found to turn on the legion and join sides with the demons. These humans are called Seirs. This group cannot be harmed by any angels because the angels have sworn to protect ALL mortals. Seirs will find angels that are out on missions and kill them while the guardian is defenseless. Should a guardian kill a Seir their soul will die the True Death.

## Fiends

Also called deviling, fiends are powerful and evil supernatural being, not to be mistaken for demons. Fiends are highly intelligent and more powerful than even the higher demons. There are a lot more demons then fiends and there is a chance an Angel will never come across a fiend ever. That being said, there are still several types of fiends.

#### Netherforged Fiends

These Fiends can transform into living beings. They are found in the Black Wastes on the Netherworld.

## Archfiends

Archfiends are the equivalent of the Archangels of horizon. They are the commanders of the Demon Legion. No known archfiends have been killed by Angel hands.

## Morthdu

Morthdu is the mother of all darkness. It is the keeper and heart of the Netherworld. Morthdu is a green sun-like entity with a consciousness said to have excited since the beginning of time.

## Reapers

Also known as Death Demons, Reapers are evil creatures form the lower plane of the Netherworld. They wield a scythe that is known to cut the ties from an angel or mortal and their souls causing the true death before the soul is devoured.
Rifflin

Rifflin is a mid-level agent of the Order of the Dragon Tamers. He is based somewhere in the Eastern Kingdoms. Rifflin was Liam Donovan's point of contact and now fills the same role for Shankz.

## Correspondence with the Tamers

We maintain contact with Rifflin in the form of letters that we are supposed to send every Friday. Below are the letters and important details of each:

* Letter received on Tuesday of Week 8
	+ Lead on a possible nether shard shipment near Mudsprocket, no one else to follow up. Shipment left Menethil headed for Steamwheedle Port to be received by the Mizzix Shipping Company. We are told the package is most likely already delivered, but we should still investigate.
Bartender Razzik

Razzik is the owner and sole bartender of a small dive bar in Mudsprocket. He bought moonshine from Zazbo in exchange for a month's worth of pie shop adverts. Once the pie shop received a liquor license, Turion and Shankz asked him to sell them Ogre Mead. Razzik said he has to confer with his supplier about it. Razzik also mentioned that he is in search of a drinking game besides dice to occupy his customers.
Sarah Robinwood

Sarah Robinwood is an affluent human woman from Stormwind. She came to Thalanaar for the grand opening gala of the new mill. Turion, Shankz, and Morgan helped her when her excessive amount of luggage was left outside the town gate. Despite this, she treats them as a lower class of person except for Morgan who she treats as a slightly higher lower class person. She tipped him 15g for the luggage.

Morgan convinced her to take him to the party as her +1. She wants him to pretend to be her nephew and not talk to anyone.
Shankz

Shankz is a gnome rogue/mage who woke up in Mudsprocket injured and with no memory. He befriended Turion and Zazbo and started working with them at the pie shop while trying to discover his identity and what happened to him.

Under instructions from the warden who Shankz thought was his rightful boss, he and Turion killed Liam Donovan and Aldor Morningway. They went to Theramore with the warden who they thought was actually an apprentice of the warden. There, they met Shankz' former Tamer boss, Jerrin McKray and figured out what was really going on. The three of them went to confront the warden, but instead fell into her trap. They narrowly escaped death, but Ensligosa used her powerful magic to trap them in place. She killed Jerrin and left Shankz and Turion to take the fall terrorists. However, her use of powerful magic was detected by others and gave her away. She fled and is currently wanted by the Tamers.

A high-ranking Tamer arrived telling Shankz and Turion that their names had been cleared. They were rewarded for exposing Ensligosa and given transit back to Mudsprocket.

Shankz eventually regained memory of his previous investigation and through a recurring dream he unlocked some of his previous power as a Tamer. He can now look at a dragon or dragonkin and know its true name.
Avalar Urzana

Avalar Urzana is a Night Elf woman who lives on her family's farm just outside of Thalanaar and works in the city at the Verdant Tavern. She has a new job lined up at the new mill which is much higher paying. She was working at the tavern when Turion, Shankz, and Morgan came in looking for a place to stay. She told them a friend of her's had a room, but when they found out the room had been filled, Avalar let them stay in her family's barn.

Family:

* Orthalas - father
* Sheedra - mother
* Ivran - uncle
* Nym - little brother
* Logannas - cousin
Kershwin Post

Kershwin Post is a small, semi-permanent camp located at the westernmost needle of Thousand Needles bordering on Feralas. It acts as a point of trade between some of the larger settlements in the area and as a safe place to camp in an otherwise dangerous region. It is owned and operated by a neutral group of ogres.

The camp provides a tent and access to well water for 10g for one night and 2g/person for every subsequent night. There is also a shop that buys and sells supplies.

Turion and Shankz stayed here a few times where they met the night elves Antarius, Shyria, and Logannas. They tried to help Logannas by getting Antarius to leave so he would be alone with Shyria again, but instead she left with Antarius.
Beastmaster

**Beastmasters** are rarely found in some villages (including lizard villages) on Expeditions 2-6, and allow the party to exchange Animal Teeth for a combat animal companion.

Each beastmaster will offer a selection of two or three animals, which depends on the biome. The animals in the first two slots are common and will always be offered, but the third slot will offer a random type of rare tiger (in non-arctic biomes) or have a 50-50 chance of offering a sabertooth or being empty (in arctic biomes).

Note: There is a common misconception that the rarer tigers can only be found in specific types of worlds. This is not true - their availability depends on random chance.
Lazarus Farm

Lazarus Farm was a small farm on the northern foothills of Un'Goro Crater, a region accessible from Feralas through a long and treacherous mountain pass.

The farm grew Un'Goro sprouts and raised both sheep and chickens. It was home to Walteph Lazarus, his wife, their daughter Lily, and later to Walteph's nephew Morgan.

It was completely destroyed by Blood Elf raiders who were presumably looking for evidence of where Lily went. The sole survivor was Binky the sheep.
Zazbo

Zazbo is a young goblin who works at the pie shop. He currently is the only pie cook despite being admittedly sub-par. He left home to try to find work in Ratchet, but found only menial labor. Uncle came to Ratchet to look for new ingredients and befriended Zazbo. Since then Zazbo has been living in a shack next to the pie shop, buying groceries, making pies, and brewing batches of moonshine that are inconsistent.

After reading an account of Turion and Shankz's quest, Zazbo was inspired to follow his dreams of being a writer of epic tales. He began recounting the story when a batch of moonshine exploded. His shack and manuscript were destroyed and he suffered minor injuries. Afraid of ever losing that much progress again, Zazbo worked with Ojax to develop the Whizzleflux Info-matic Knowledge Interface. He uses it mostly to keep notes and a safely backed-up version of his Zazbook.
Plex

Plex is a messenger for the Order of Dragon Tamers and a particularly shady figure. He is a human who began coming to the pie shop weekly once the Order implemented their own system of secure mail delivery. He likes to appear in the darkest corner of the shop at closing time and talk in a gravely voice.
Lady Greggor

Lady Greggor was a human mage who was somewhat of an apprentice to Jaina Proudmoore. She traveled to Un'Goro Crater and met Lily when she was contacted by a friend from the Cenarion Circle in Silithus who told her about the girl. After assessing Lily's condition, Lady Greggor wrote to Magister Fayton who sent an entire battalion of guards to escort them to Theramore. The group appears to have gotten into a conflict with some Blood Elves in the Tanaris Desert which triggered a powerful mana explosion by Lily. Everyone but Lily was killed, including Lady Greggor.
Shady Rest Inn

The Shady Rest Inn is a popular inn on the border of Dustwallow Marsh and the Barrens. It is neutral and often filled with both Alliance and Horde.

Turion and Shankz first met Ensligosa here under her guise as the Warden's assistant. They then met Aldor Morningway here and planned his murder. They also staked out the Inn's stable and killed a horse thief to make some reward money. Later, this is where they met an agent of the Order and gave him funds when the Order believed their mail to be compromised.
Ensligosa

Ensligosa (or Ensly as she is known to most) is a Dragonkin who was trying to move up in the ranks of Theramore government. She was warden of the Theramore jail when Shankz came to investigate a Dragonkin. Although he had not discovered her secret yet, Ensligosa grew impatient and decided to kill him, but she changed her mind and decided to use him instead. She erased his memory with magic and used him to kill some political rivals. She then manipulated Shankz and Turion into luring another Tamer, Jerrin McKray, to her remote office where he mistakenly killed another man. Then she trapped them, killed Jerrin, and left Shankz and Turion to take the fall for the murders and explosion.

Ensligosa did not get away with it, however. Her use of powerful magic was detected by others and her true identity became known. She fled to an unknown location.

## Powers

Known powers of Ensligosa include:

* Transforming into a powerful dragon form
* Magical sealing of doors
* Freezing others in place
* Erasing memories
Magister Fayton

Magister Fayton is a human mage and a member of the Theramore High Council. He is in charge of part of the Theramore Guard and many city operations especially those concerning magic. He is one of the busiest people in the city. His office is attended in his stead by Avery Lance, the Novice of Affairs for the city.

He is known to be allies with Jaina Proudmoore, Chance, Avery Lance, and the late Lady Greggor.
Uncle

Uncle was a pie shop owner and former businessman who may or may not be Turion's actual uncle. They are certainly related somehow. Uncle died and left the pie shop to Turion with the condition that he keep Zazbo employed. Uncle was said to have earned a small fortune in business, but gave up the job to follow his dream of making hot pies. The business drained any savings he had, except for one fine ring that he was buried with. Uncle also left Turion a sword that he is said to have used to kill a man during the Third War (but not in battle or in anyway related to the war). His only real friends were Zazbo and the Spider Guy.
Morgan Lazarus

Morgan Lazarus is the cousin of Lily Lazarus. He left his home in Alterac to work on Lazarus Farm for his Uncle Walteph after hearing that Lily was sick and could not help on the farm anymore. He is a human in his early twenties.

After a mysterious stranger visited the farm and subsequently his uncle went missing, Morgan worked with Turion and Shankz to figure out what had happened and what was going on with Lily. When the farm was destroyed and evidence indicated that Walteph was dead, Morgan returned to Theramore with them.

Rather than return home, Morgan decided to stay with Turion and Shankz until he can find out more about what happened to Lily. He has little training as a fighter, but he is somewhat strong and knows how to use a rifle.

Currently, he wields [Uncle Walteph's Gun].
Felbrook

Felbrook is a human male warrior and an agent of the Order of the Dragon Tamers. He usually works with his unofficial partner Quinn. Felbrook and Quinn were sent to Mudsprocket to meet with Shankz and Turion and deal with the dragon activity in the Wyrmbog. Together, they found and killed Bellisera. Felbrook wields a large axe and likes to talk about battle plans. He hates travel and gets very grumpy sometimes.
Thalanaar

Thalanaar is a small but rapidly-growing town in southwestern Feralas. Recently, a new gigantic mill was constructed adjacent to the towns picturesque Verdant Falls. The construction and opening of the mill created many jobs and brought many new visitors and settlers to Thalanaar. The consequences of the mill have also lowered the water flow and level of the river and killed many fish.

Turion, Shankz, and Morgan were sent here on an Order mission to find out who is behind the new mill and what it's purpose is. So far they have heard it is a mining operation and have seen the name Nimbleways around the mill. There is a big grand opening party about to be thrown for employees and locals, but also some elite investors from far away.

In the upscale Outlook Hotel, they helped out an older human lady named Sarah Robinwood who seems to like or at least mind Morgan while largely ignoring Turion and Shankz.

In the busy Verdant Tavern, they met Avalar Urzana who worked at the hotel and restaurant. She tried to help them find a place to stay and ended up letting them sleep in a barn on her family's farm. Her parents complained about the negative effects of the new mill, but Avalar insists that the benefits outweigh the cost. She has a great new job in the mill lined up.
Walteph Lazarus

Walteph Lazarus was/is Lily's father and Morgan's uncle. He is presumed dead after going missing a few days before Blood Elf raiders destroyed his farm. Some of his belonging were found on a Blood Elf scout who disguised himself as a human herbalist and came to the farm's door pretending to be lost. The Blood Elf asked about how to send mail to Theramore and about a hair brush he saw in the bathroom. Walteph denied it belonged to a wife or daughter, saying it was his own even though he was completely bald.

Sometime after his wife died, Walteph made a long journey to Cenarion Hold in Silithus in order to ask for help for Lily. No one there knew enough about arcane magic to help, but someone did pass the information along to Lady Greggor of Theramore who later came to the farm and arranged for Lily to be brought to Theramore. This was only revealed later when Turion and Shankz asked Magister Fayton about Lady Greggor.
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Nolan Bains

**Nolan Bains** is one of the main male protagonists of Lockwood. Nolan is the wild, outgoing party guy at Lockwood High School. He is very socially acceptable and everyone knows who he is. He lives in Lockwood and raised under the privilege of being Marcus Bains's son. Nolan's father is an EX-NFL player, which makes people envy him. Nolan was raised to be moderately intrigued by sports.

## Physical Appearance

Nolan is a young man with caramel brown skin, dark brown eyes and thick, bouncy curls. He is naturally thin and confident, often dressing in his letterman jacket.

## Personality

Nolan is a very kind-hearted, loyal, honest and caring person, especially when pertaining to his friends and family. His suffering derives from merely having to stand by and watch his friends suffer while knowing that there is nothing, he can do to ease their pain. Nolan is well known among his peers as a popular boy and a high school sports star. He is a pretty boy and is called King Nolan as a nickname due to his high popularity. He displays some insecurities, as he always believes that no one really likes him, just likes the thought of being his friend.

## Relationships

### Skyler Bridges

* Childhood
* High School

* Nolan stuck up for Skyler when he was being bullied.
* The two were inseperable until Skyler's dad died.
* Nolan and Skyler were practically brothers.

- Nolan is Skyler's only real friend, everyone else is deemed 'fake.'

- Nolan stuck by Skyler after Skyler stole from Frankie's dad.

## Appearances

* Season 1
* Season 2
* Season 3

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## Trivia

* Hector David Jr was originally cast as Nolan.
* The meaning of Nolan is "devotee of St. Colomba."
* Nolan was born February 18 and is an Aquarius.
* Nolan's favorite color is blue.
* Nolan is the only child.
Timeline

* Week 0
	+ Uncle dies; a letter is sent to Turion
	+ Oil for the shop cooler is purchased
* Week 1
	+ Turion arrives in Mudsprocket and meets Shankz
	+ Uncle's funeral
	+ Pie shop sells usual menu; sell 12 pies
	+ Zazbo's moonshine turns out very well.
* Week 2
	+ Trade moonshine with Razzik for 4 weeks of advertising
	+ Add potent spices to sauce; drop spider pie to 1g; sell 15 pies
	+ Kill Liam Donovan
* Week 3
	+ Shady Rest Inn where Aldor Morningway is murdered
	+ Close up shop, but Zazbo opens on his own when the spider meat arrives
	+ Only sell spider pies, no spicy sauce; sell 9 pies
* Week 4
	+ Return to Mudsprocket then leave for Theramore
	+ Zazbo sells only spider pies for 2g
	+ Oil for shop cooler is purchased
* Week 5
	+ Return to Mudsprocket
	+ Pie shop?
	+ Explore Quillboar tunnels
	+ Meet Farrel, Fallon, and Fuges
* Week 6
	+ Farrel and Fuges die
	+ Zazbo's shed and book explode
	+ Turion becomes Makrura King's Guard
	+ Find shady gnome in submarine. Set him free to go to Tanaris.
	+ Close shop for the week so Zazbo can recover.
	+ Advertising period ends
* Week 7
	+ Acquire liquor license
	+ Receive letter from Rifflin
	+ Sell goldthorn/murloc fin and sagefish/fadeleaf pies, had positive feedback on quality.
	+ Felbrook and Quinn arrive
	+ Slay Bellisera
* Week 8
	+ W.I.K.I. is complete
	+ Oil for the cooler must be purchased
	+ Alcohol arranged to be served starting next week
Aldor Morningway

Aldor Morningway was a retired 7th Legion soldier and currently a commander in the Theramore Guard. He was sent to the Shady Rest Inn to meet with a Tauren ambassador on a diplomatic manner. Before this Tauren ever arrived, Ensligosa sent Shankz and Turion to the inn and tricked them into thinking that Aldor was an enemy Tamer. She herself arrived at the inn and commanded them to kill Aldor. Once she left, Shankz and Turion got Aldor very drunk and took him far away from the inn to try shooting Turion's new bow. As Aldor pulled back an arrow, Shankz and Turion attacked and killed him. They were quickly chased away by a wild basilisk. Eventually, it was revealed that Morningway was a "political rival" of Ensligosa which is why she wanted him gone.
Pie Shop

Uncle retired from his real career and started the pie shop in Mudsprocket. Even though it was never turning a profit, Uncle found enjoyment in the hot pies. When Uncle met Zazbo in Ratchet, he offered him a job at the shop and a place to stay. Zazbo has been helping run things ever since.

When Turion and Shankz arrived and took over the Pie Shop, they began testing with different recipes of pies. Historically, Goldthorn is always a winner, but especially with Murloc. Also, Sagefish and Fadeleaf has been known to sell well.

Bad pies have often had Stranglekelp. Also Spider Pies are known to not taste good, but sell well due to their low cost.

The pie shops pie costs include:

* 20g per month - Oil for the oven
* 2g per 10 servings - Spider meat from Spider Guy
	+ Recent deal was made to change deal from 2g for 10 servings to 6g for 20. The extra 10 will be traded with Makrura for any of the following fish: Blackmouth, Fire Fin, Sagefish and clam meat.
* 17g - 15 servings worth of pie ingredients from the Grocery
	+ 3g - Milk
	+ 3g - Flour
	+ 3g - Wood
	+ 8g - Eggs
* 35g - 10 servings of Murloc meat and Spices (used in Spicy Sauce) from Specialty Grocer
	+ 10 servings of spices for 10g
	+ Murloc prices historically are effected by how angry the owner is

The alcohol costs include:

* 56g per 4 weeks - Kegs of ogre mead from our deal with Razzik (Kegs are delivered weekly)
* 16g per 4 weeks - Alcohol selling license
	+ One thing to note: Alcohol license is good for one year.

## Historical Recipes

Over the course of the Pie Shop being open, many pies have been experimented with, with varied success. Some of those pies are:

* Spider Meat and Spider Sauce
* Murloc Fin and Spicy Sauce
* Murloc Fin and Goldthorn
	+ Best seller, but Goldthorn is hard to come by.
Nor Gloom of Night

Nor Gloom of Night is an illustration as to why Lowest Bid Planning is bad for you and life in general

### Plot

Paul Collins is the sole crew member of the courier vessel, Revere's Ride. Well. Sole cogniscent crew member. The only company he has on the very long haul is his cat, Liz.

His battle is against Lowest Bid Construction, and the hazards caused by Nev-R-Fail not living up to its name when it comes to the safety products installed. And it's with the cascade of failures that has lead directly to the death of some of his cargo/passengers.

You see, he was transporting cryo-suspended colonists at low speeds to a distant world.

Paul takes his job seriously, and considers his job as a glorified postman to be an ideal to live by.

The mail must get through.

Through rain, sleet, snow, hail, and gloom of night. And the death of his only companion on the long trip.

In order to survive to get to his destination, Paul must trash everything and jury-rig his own systems. And, in preperation for the unthinkable, leave his last messages for friends, family, employers, and the strangers who will eventually find him.

[spoilers: he makes it, and in gratitude for his heroics, they clone his cat]
It Happened One Wednesday

It Happened One Wednesday is sort of a time-travel story. It proves that the past is entirely another country. You can download it for free here.

### Plot

Esperanto Gutierrez had no idea she'd wandered back in time until she saw Rod Serling sitting in a diner booth.

What follows is a love letter across time and space to a man who had a great influence on the Author.

This free story was released for Christmas, 2013. The copyright notice says 2012 - an error by the author that may eventually be fixed at a later time.
Siggy Jackson

**Sigmund Esco "Siggy" Jackson, Jr.**aka DealZ (born June 29, 1977), is the son of singer Jackie Jackson and Enid Adren Spann. He has a younger sister, Brandi Jackson. Siggy's mother died December 20, 1997. His son Jared Esco Jackson was born in 2011. He has younger twin brothers named River and Jaylen ( born on December 31, 2014). He got married to Toyia Parker on September 23, 2017.
Mia Kim

**Mia Kim** is one of the main characters in season one of Lockwood.

## Personality

Mia is a good-hearted, bubbly, sweet, fun-loving, spirited and optimistic individual. With regards to other people, Mia is described to be kind, warm, sympathetic, caring, compassionate, empathetic, and selfless. She has shown that she makes a very loving, devoted, loyal and caring friend. Mia is described to be head of her class and too smart for her own good, and is generally sweet and positive.

## Biography

Mia was born on September 26 in Lockwood, Pennsylvania to Oliver and Ellen Kim. She is the only child and although she spent a lot of time with a nanny growing up -- Mia has a close bond with both of her parents, as they provided her with anything she ever needed.

## Physical Appearance

Physically, Mia is a very beautiful and attractive young woman. She is rather exotic and has an ‘ethereal’ beautiful with an air of feminine mystery. Mia has soft and gentle facial features and she has somewhat of a delicate appearance. There is also something rather dreamy about her physical appearance. Mia has a heart-shaped face, with full cheeks and a pointed chin. She has very expressive, soulful, dreamy and beautiful eyes; they are large, round and almond-shaped which are seen to be dark brown in coloring.

## Holly Jensin

Holly is Mia's best friend. They met in ninth grade when Holly moved from her private school to Lockwood High School. Although the two are in different cliques at school, their friendship is unbreakable.

## Physical Appearance

Mia has a slightly roundish oval face with full lips and deep set hooded eyes. Her dark Kim hair, which is usually worn down, compliments her complexion. She has a slim body type as she is a very picky, healthy eater. She is the simplest dresser and wears minimal makeup. Her charming smile adds to her persona.

## Appearances

* Season 1
* Season 2
* Season 3

1/1

* *Pilot*

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## Trivia

* Mia was originally named 'Alyssa Brown.'
* The part was re-cast three different times; Arden Cho was the last Alyssa that we had prior to Gabrielle picking up the part.
Jo Jo Jackson

**Jo Jo Jackson**(born November 30, 2010) is the youngest daughter of singer TJ Jackson and Frances Jackson. Her grandparents are Tito Jackson and Delores "Dee Dee" Martes, who died August 27, 1994 when she was murdered and found floating in the family pool, by the hands of her boyfriend Donald Bohana. Her two uncles are Taj and Taryll Jackson who are also members in her father's boyband, 3T. She has one older brother, Royal Jackson and one older sister, Dee Dee Jackson, and two cousins from her uncle Taryll.
Randy Jackson

Steven Randall " Randy " Jackson was born on October 29, 1961 in Gary , Indiana. He is the youngest brother. He wasn't old enough to join his brothers Mazi  Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, and Michael in "The Jackson Five", a singing group formed by their father Joseph . Later, after they went to Motown and went to Epic Records, Jermaine decided to stay in Motown and do a solo career, so Randy replaced him and the brothers changed their names to " The Jacksons ". They released their " Triumph " album," Destiny " album, and " Victory ". Some of their singles were" Can You Feel It", "Shake Your Body ( Down To The Ground)", This Place Hotel( a.k.a Heartbreak Hotel)", Enjoy Yourself ", and " Blame It On The Boogie ". In 1986, Randy started dating Alejandra Oaziaza. They had two children together: Genevieve Katherine Jackson ( born on December 3, 1989), and Steven Randall Jackson Jr. ( born on October 2, 1991). Alejandra later married Randy 's older brother Jermaine in 1995. Randy married Eliza Shaffe in August 1989. They only had one child: Stevanna Jackson ( born on June 17, 1990). Randy 's brother Michael died of propofol intoxication on June 25, 2009.