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2nd Battle Of Ashtronia

The 2nd battle of Ashtronia was one of the first major battles of the war, occurring in the almost rebuilt city of Ashtronia. since the empire had been caught off guard, The Kekistani high command decided that a push for Ashtronia was To be done, with 2 armoured battalions, 2 infantry divisions, and a Kek Foreign Legion battalion was sent to secure the city. They arrived on the 16th Of March, with them engaging heavy resistance, with street to street fighting similar to what happened during the First Order War, But these Kekistani units where used to it, with many having fought during the Kekistan Campaign. After a week and a half of fighting, the city had fallen, with much blood being shed, mostly from the inexperienced militias being no match for Kekistans best.

### Initial Strength

* Republic Of Kekistan- 200~ tanks, 16,000 soldiers, 150~ aircraft
* The Ashtron Empire- 12 tanks, 8,000~ soldiers (mostly militia), 60~ aircraft

### Casualties

* Kekistan- 7 tanks. 1,300 Soldiers, 37 aircraft
* Ashtron empire- All Tanks, 7,600 soldiers, All Aircraft, 11,000~ civilians
Ashtronian Arctic Fleet

Ships In Fleet (circa 2079)

* Zeus Class Super Carrier 3
* Ares Class Aircraft Carrier 9
* Poseidon Class Dreadnought 25
* Demeter Class Hover Craft 90
* Odyssey Class Assault Craft 100
* Apollo Class Destroyer 35
* Hades Class Submarine 8
* Athena Class Dreadnought 5
* Hera Class Missle Cruiser 10
* Artemis Class Amphibious Assult Ship 5
* Styx Class Submarine 12
* Prometheus Class Submersible Carrier 5
Chill Pill Incident

### Prelude

In Early 2077 small red buttons were mailed to many different addresses all across the world. The Residents of these addresses were all rich, gifted in magic or both. Only around half of the recipients pressed the buttons and accepted the offer it played to them, That being the formation of a team to defend the world from The Dragon Of Yin.

### Bruh

The Audio Message played when the button was pressed gave simple instructions: Go to the Bongotown Airport in 3 days.

The People who showed up were:

* Mr Zimbabwe - King of The Bongo Kingdom
* Joseph Malo -President of the Resurrection Republic
* Chills - Da Ice Elementalfrom another universe
* Mr Alcoholism - Dude with the Highest tolerence to Vodka
* White Man - Cursed to turn anything he touches white
* like 4 other random wizards.
* The Pilot

Once Everyone showed up they all got into a private jet and took off from the airport. They had been flying above the Cascade mountains when a bomb went off under one of the plane seats and everyone was sucked out of the plane. They all started falling to the ground from high up but the Magic users got together to try and soften the landing but just as it looked like they would all hit the ground hard the all froze just above the surface. The Pilot was the only one who was able to move and he quickly revealed himself to be Yin who was taking out all his main rivals in one swoop. All of the wizards attempted to use their powers but nothing worked.

Yin unfroze Mr Zimbabwe and thanked him for giving him access to a Realm Portal during the Realmwell Massacure. Zimbabwe quickly ran for his life into the snow. Yin then lined up his victims and started sucking their souls out of their bodies one at a time. Malo Watched on as Chills who had just come back from years under the ice was killed by the Chinese Warlord without mercy. Malo also the last one left alive because just as Yin grabbed him Ashtron Gaming teleported into the area.

Yin Quickly GTFO of the area and Joseph was freed and sent over to an Ashtronian Hospital for a few days along with Mr Zimbabwe who had almsot frozen to death in the snow. After they recovered they met Ashtron Gaming for dinner where they discussed this new dangerous threat.
CHIM Moment

### The CHIM Moment

After The Big One, Vivec, Sotha Sil and Lady Almalexia suddenly felt a large surge of power which was radiating out the corpse of DARK GOLB. They Took one of GOLB's Eyes. Each of the Members became way more powerful until they were basically living gods. Sotha and Almalexia decided to abandon The Falmer Empire and come to Mago to become rulers. They made a pact with Vivec and they Kicked out Miraak. From then on they Became the Tribunal and Renamed Mago to Resdayn. To give a show of their power they turned everyone living in Mago into Dunmer. They then Formed The Tribunal.
Belle Noche

Belle Noche was an interdimensional being from a realm of pure Anti-Magic who came to Earth in order to cleanse it of all magical activity.

Sometime in 2086 a bunch of college students from the New Styria Republic found a slimly head thing at the bottom of a lake. When the head started speaking to them they decided nothing could go wrong if they listened to it. The head commanded them to find numerous dangerous chemicals and even some bits of active uranium (which is plentiful in The Deadzone) one these requirements were filled the head turned into an 8-foot tall blue lady with white hair and a long glowing blue gown. She instantly ate all the college kid’s magic and formed a giant black cube in the Dead City where she resided. Throughout 2087 and 2088 she gained a following of humans who had lived in the Deadzone prior to elf control and wanted it to be liberated from magic users. These supporters were called the Equalists. In late 2087 Belle Noche ate the magic of New Styrian Big Man Lalo Telvanni.
A3-Multi

The A3-Multi was and a advanced pistol used by the Ashtron Empire that was capable of targeting multiple tartgets at once. due to its limited charge it was mostly used as a hold out weapon when people were facing bad odds. the projectiles it shot were guided microrockets that locked to a target before detonating once it reached its mark.
AHD-1 Dragon

The AHD-1 Dragon was a fully automated military helicopter drone that was manufactured and used by The

Ashtron Empire. since 2060 It was equipped with dual rocket pods and a machinegun. The Drone could be given and objective then turned fully automated or it could be controlled from a station by an operator. It was usually found assisting infantry or Naval strike groups.
Ashtronium

Ashtronium is an element that was created during Ashtron Gaming's fight with Golb in the Battle Of Neu

Germania. It has many different useful properties and is one of the Most Valuable Resources in the known universe. Ashtronium Can be used as a clean zero-emission energy source, an Energy Amplifier, Made into Alcohol and much more. Because of all the useful properties of the Element many Nations and Companys Started mining operations in The Scar where Ashtronium is most commonly found.
Dickman

### TITO, DICK DICKMAN BABY

Dickman (Real Name Tito Dickman) Was a Powerful Mage and summoner who was born around 2593BC to a family of Mesopotamian basket weavers.

It is unknown how he first obtained his magical abilites but many people theorise that he stumbled upon an ancient school known as the Nut Shack. Dickman has lived over 450 lifetimes and was involved in many great battles, most of which have been lost to time. Sometime in 300 BC he came across the Woepoe Library and became a frequent visitor. After a few hundred years of training he became the official keeper of the library.

He met with and helped Joseph Malo stop the Waster Virus in 2077 by giving him the right books and spells to disipate the illness that had swept across the Resurrection Republic.
Armitage Hux

Armitage Hux was a General in The First Order and was an overall stingy.

He was the first person from The First Order to make contact with anybody from earth (The Nazi Space Force). He was known for his massive as temper that made him very unpopular with his troops, this was caused by him being beat by his dad in childhood. His favorite game is Fortnite but he only has 4 wins tho.
Caucasus Line

The Caucasus Line was a series of defensive fortifications made by the Republic Of Kekistan in the mid 2060’s. This line was constructed after the Don-Drakslavian War had concluded, the Kekistani‘s understood that the Don and his forces were extremely vast and therefore needed to be contained to ensure kekistan’s safety. The line was constructed along the Caspian Canal, a stretch of water that connected the Caspian Sea To the outside world via the black Sea. The defences included: mounted Plasma turrets, automatic machine gun positions, missile positions, radar & jamming devices, AT & AP minefields (that were marked out in peacetime to avoid injury), Pre-planned trenchlines, and bridges crossing the canal were rigged to blow. All defences layed on the southern bank of the canal as defending the north would be too costly. The defences were put online in early 1967.
Arcane License Certification 2090

## The arcane licence certification

### Previous identification.

All children born within the new styrian republic have a record attached to them, and any magic that they are born with or know is placed onto that record. If the child is registered under the differentiated magic practices for extensive youth support 2089 (DMPEYS) if a child is under this act what is placed on their record may be different from others no under the DMPEYS act.

### Applications and process.

The arcane licence is the physical copy of a person record, as stated above a person will receive a record upon their birth, however if they are not born in new Styria they will have to apply through the New Styrian administration district.

Upon applying for an arcane licence through the administration district a persons record will be brought up on the system and cross referenced with physical records from hospitals. Once that process is completed a physical copy of your face, information date of birth and what arcane abilities you specialise in will be delivered to you.

Arcane licences also have specific concentrations of plastics within them, and a printed holographic pattern on it. On the inside is also a extremely small nano chip made from a gray crystal compound.

### Uses.

The arcane licence allows companies hiring people what levels of magic they sit at and wether or not the person with the licence will be a valuable asset within the job.

* Some military branches require you to be a current holder of an arcane licence.
* If a person chooses to go through the FSAA act 2089 then they will also need to apply for a licence.
* The arcane licence also allows you to cast magic in public, however you need to go through proper procedures and guidelines.

### Summary

The arcane licence once applied for through the administration district of new Styria, once received a person has many pathways and opportunities opened to them but the main reason a person will have a arcane licence is to be able to show proper verification of their arcane abilities and skill sets.
Berlin Conference

The Berlin conference was a metting Of Major European powers to decide how to carve up Africa into colonies of their liking. The conference went on for 5 months until the finial borders where drawn. All countries with trading ports and colonies before the conference where kept by said countries. though many ambitions by countries werent met, Britain was not able to connect her eygpton colony to her cape Colony, portgual wasnt able to connect her east and west African holdings. Germany even had a daring plan to unify all of central africa into one super colony, but this plan never came to be. So in mid 1890, the Berlin conference was finished.
Battle Of Tallinn

The battle of Tallinn was a civil rising that occurred during the events of the Baltic Uprising. It began shortly after the rebellion began, with poorer districts beginning to be rebellious and attacked the Nazi garrison in the city, with the citizens dieting the town hall and beginning to siege the local barracks. Within a week the city had been fully occupied by rebels and the Nazi garrison surrendered, with some more radical elements executing the officers and imprisoning the surrendered troops, with the rebels seizing weapons. Shortly after though the Baltic Fleet arrived and began to bombard the city, with them deploying marines to attack, within 4 days the cities defenders began to disperse and surrender as the German marines where very skilled and where brital in their suppression. After 3 weeks the battle had ended, with the rebels having been crush easily.
Benton Crawford

Benton Crawford is a famous Contract Killer with a kill count of 500.

He was born in 1965 in LA. After his parents were killed by Rouge Speds when he was 7 he was forced to fend for himself. He taught himself how to kill People quickly and quietly. When he was 10 he was hired by The Gay Boy Gang to kill a Japanese General. 2 hours after he was hired he had killed the General with no witnesses and the Japanese still don't know who killed him. His skill was passed on and he became the biggest hitman on earth. He answers to no one and he will kill anyone.

He survived The Great War and moved to the Republic Of Kekistan in 2003 where he quickly became its military Leader.

He is a good friend of Angus.

and also Killed Emperor Ricegum
Battle Of The Ashtron Gulf

### Prelude

The battle of the Ashtron Gulf was the first major naval engagement of the war, it was fought between the Nazi Kriegsmarine and the Ashtronian Royal Navy (ARN). The confrontation started when the Nazi admiral decided to bait the Ashtronian Navy into a fight by sailing directly at New Athens, which in his mid would almost certainly make the fleet leave port. To his credit the tactic worked as panicked captains saw the recon photos of the Nazi armada steaming directly for them and called upon all combat worthy ships to fuel up and prepare to sortie, unfortunately for the Ashtronians a lot of ships where too damaged or couldn’t be moved out of their dry docks in time, leaving them to sortie with 11 Poseidon Class Dreadnought‘s and 21 Apollo Class Destroyer‘s, they didn’t bother with the carriers as they where useless in close range fighting and their fighter wings where needed for the air defence of New Athens. The Nazi’s, brought 6 Goebbels-Class battleships and 11 Hiesenburg-Class Destroyers for escort.

### The Battle

The battle began when a Hiesenburg with its advanced sensors detected the approaching enemy fleet, visual contact with multiple smoke trails was also reported only 10 minutes later. This gave the Nazi fleet the element of surprise and they had extra time to prepare, the engagement started when 2 Goebbels-Class’ opened fire at maximum range, 2 shots penetrated a Poseidons A-turret, immediantly disabling it and starting a fire when some ammunition began to burn off. The Ashtronian Fleet then engaged a maximum range aswell but for Their great firepower they only had basic radars, all of their first shots missed. The battle raged for just over 2 hours, with the Ashtronian ships having more firepower but with the Nazi’s having the better accuracy, eventually the Nazi’s fell back after losing a Goebbels and another being badly damaged to the Ashtronian fleet. The battle ended.

### Aftermath

Though The Ashtron Empire claimed it as a glorious victory, but in reality the Nazi’s had achieved their goal in significantly reducing more of the ARN’s strength. In many ways it was a victory for both and a defeat for both.

### Casiulties

* Nazi’s- 1 Goebbels-Class, 4 Hiesenburg-Class’
* The Ashtron Empire- 5 Poseidon Class Dreadnought’s, 11 Apollo Class Destroyer’s.
A1-Reno

The A1-Reno was to be the new Ashtronian standard rifle. It was manufactured by ’Director Arms’ in 2087. The rifle was the first of a new generation of Ashtronium-powered weapons that have a virtually endless supply of power and ammo. It shot Ashtronium rays that caused more direct damage to a target, dispersing its energy less than traditional laser and plasma. It also came in a more traditional ballistic version.
Able

Able was a East Island survivor who convinced the Outback Rangers to let him Lead The Delta.

### Known information

(all information on able's past was found in a journal under his bed) Able was born in 1977 in a small town outside of New York. in his youth he would often do target practice with his dad which be says is the reason for his skill with guns. when he was 14 he went on a Hitler youth camp into the Ruins of New York and first encountered the Operation Horizont Zombies. He quickly learned the best way to take them out. (kicking them in the knee and stabbing them in the brain) He remembers seeing The Great Escape on TV when he was 17 and being shocked at all the murder that the Outback Rangers and The Children Of Ashtron did just to escape. The Great War occurred when he was just 22 and it hit him hard. He had lost his mother in the second Thanos Snap and lost his father because of the bombs. Able survived the great war since he hid in a basement for 3 weeks. After 3 months he had been scavenging in a train station when he was bitten by a zombie. he managed to get away and had to cut his own arm off. He spent the next 20 years moving from place to place (though he had a brief stay at Monroe for 2 months).

He managed to find The Delta in 2019 and after showing his survival skills he was made it's leader.

After a few months in The Delta he turned everyone against The Outback Rangers and Took over with The Help of Lilly.

He was killed in The Takeback.
Battle Of Kabana

The Battle Of Kabana took place from the 15th of June to the 29th of June 2071 in Southern Kekistan, around the town of Kabana.

In the early hours of the morning a group of 20,000 Al Munqadhun rebels gathered in the mountains outside the town of Kabana and readied their mortars and artillery guns for the upcoming battle. at 4 Am they opened fire on the town and even used helicopters to drop napalm on the town hall which quickly went up in flames. The Rebels charged into the city on their technical and started blasting random buildings including the local prison which had a hole blown int the fence causing all the inmates to escape into the desert. The Local garrison was quickly overrun, and reinforcements were called in. After a few hours on uneventful mine laying the rebels saw a large dust cloud in the distance. 20 T-70 Templar Tanks had been sent by the kekistanis to aid in retaking the town and behind them were 10,000 Kekistani soldiers hungry for blood. They charged into the town and drove through many terrorist occupied building, running over the rebels inside them. The terrorists called in 10 salvaged KTJ-6 tanks and they drove around the town attempting to wide out the Kekistani armour. The fighting lasted for 2 weeks before the Rebels decided to cut their losses and escape. Being terrorists, they set up mass amounts of explosives and mines around the town which caused many deaths on both sides and became a problem for the townspeople for decades after. The biggest of these bombs was a small Ashtronium charge which destroyed a quarter of the town and left a deep crater.
Ashtronian Push

The Ashtronian Push was the name given to the 2 Month advance of The Ashtronian, Falmer and Japanese Remnant Troops across Japan. The Entire push was met with heavy resistance By The Japanese Communist Party which tried using Sabotage and guerrilla tactics to stall the advance. At the front of the push was the69th Infantry Division which was aided by Alpha Army. They were supported by Armored vehicles and Tanks such as the M-2B Sasquatch, and A-

32 Stormbreaker. The troops and tanks would crush most resistance they met but would occasionally be halted by destroyed bridges and tunnels. The Ashtron Empire decided to use this Push as a testing ground for its New BAC-87 Yokai Series of carrier Planes which proved to be effective at taking out targets behind enemy lines although it did expose a flaw with the Rebel Class Star Fighter (Emergency flares would sometimes fail to deploy when flying in atmosphere) which led to some being shot down. It Pushed The JCP all the way back into the ruins of Tokyo Where the Battle Of Tokyo had taken place a month before. They rested up before they advanced Further but Due to The Resurrection Transmission They were pulled from the area and Japan Was cut in half.
Autonomous Republic Of New Akkadia

The Autonomous Republic Of New Akkadia Was a **Kekistani** Puppet State that was created after the **Kekistani Release Act** of November 12th 2071.

It contained the territories Found in the Horn of Africa that the Republic Of Kekistan had annexed somtime during the 2040s

### Society

* Capital is Akkaid City
* Population of 30 Million
4Chan Embassy Attack

The 4Chan Embassy Attack was a terrorist attack by Al Munqadhun Against the 4Chan Reich Embassy in Kekstantinople, Kekistan on October 10th 2065 (the same day as The Eye Of The Sea Massacre) the plan was created by Khaled Al Asad although he did not partake in it. At 6 PM Kekstantinople time A riot broke out outside of the 4Chan Reich Embassy, The Al Munqadhun supporters started banging on the gates and throwing rocks at the windows. Kekistan Police arrived and attempted to break up the riots but this just let to more violence. At 8:32 PM an explosion went of at the main gate and Terrorists started trying to enter the embassy through the main car park. Kekistani Police were fired upon and a firefight broke out outside the embassy as well. A Midget Terrorist managed to break into a ventilation haft and was the first one to enter the building. He killed 3 embassy workers before stealing a key card and opening the main door letting in the rioters. The Kekistani military was called in and killed or arrested most of the rioters that were still outside, seeing this the terrorists inside the embassy locked themselves in. The captured embassy workers were taken hostage and placed against the glass so their executions would be seen by all. They were scheduled to be executed at midnight. At 11 PM Kekistani commandos entered the embassy basement through the sewer system and cut the power to the building. They were able to take out all of the Al Munqadhun terrorists in the darkness and rescue the hostages putting a stop to the attack. 3 terrorist commanders were captured all of which tried unsuccessfully tried to kill themselves.
AED-Dragon

The AED-Dragon was a Duel space and atmospheric dropship used by all members of TRASH after The

Spaceification. it could hold 25 people and was equipped with 5 plasma turrets, one on hidden each engine and one on the front. It could withstand extreme temperatures and was accustom to many different gravity strengths and atmospheric pressures.
Categorization of Magic Chart

## The following types of magic in their Respective Categories- unfinished

### Prologue

During the early stages of the inquisitors of truths founding, a few of the initiatives with the order given by Lalo Telvanni himself were set out to give classifications to the types of what we call magic in our world. the Inquisitors then for the next couple of years until roughly the year 2092 when they finally collected all the information they needed. The following information is categorized from the strongest magics or the ones with most authority over the others to the weakest magic, however through our searches all forms of magic are nothing to laugh at.

### Chromosome magic / Alpha magic

positive realms- not much is known about the positive realms of the alpha omniverse however we have decimated it the name of alpha magic, the hypothetical for if that plane holds magic,

### Mortal magic

Mortal magic is one of the most basic forms of magic that any creature with 1, a soul or 2 a capacity for magic can use. Originally brought about millions of years ago and disappearing around the year 23 AD during the supposed Night of the Burnt Wands. However contrary to this magic didn't disappear but common knowledge of it did, and those who knew about it and practiced it lived in 2 places, The Realm of Runa, and Wizard city. however, after the great war and one of the byproducts of the Realm merge mortal magic became a more known practice but not much light was shunned to it until countries like the resurrection republic, New Styrian Republic Mago, The island of Plastica and the Falmer Empire. began housing them however to the rest of the population of earth magic was a very not well-known practice and was often feared or shunned. This was until The New Styrian republic became an advocate of magic and began to try and shine light to it and to highlight its benefits.
Ashtron Gaming Stingemas Special

Twas the night before Stingemas, When all through the land

Not a Bongo was Beating, No noise from the band;

The Africans scooped up more mud for their huts,

In hopes that the harvest would fill up their guts;

The Soldiers were standing erect in their posts,

Praying that Black Santa would bring them fresh Roasts;

Zimbabwe was sitting long down in his Chair,

While a tame monkey picked nits from his hair,

When out of there sky they came a loud BANG,

The Pots fell down and the Pan's went CLANG,

It Crashed through the wall and was now in the room,

The Face of Black Santa came into view,

With a punch to the face and a kick to the nuts,

The King fell to the floor where the glass gave him cuts,

"What Strife you have cause now no one gets Presents",

"I ought to take my cane and give your skull Indents".

"I can fix this Black Santa!" Said the king with a yelp,

"I have some contacts, I know they will help!"

And after an hour the help had arrived,

Seven great leaders (Who were all Sleep Deprived.)

"Now, ASHTRON! Now, RUBY! now AlMIN VAHANTH!

On, MALO! on, KATYA! on, BOB, now's our chance!"

The Sleigh was now powered by Zimbabwe's blood,

And they took to the skies to fix this great Crud.

They mounted the guns that shot out the gifts,

And opened the Bomb Bay they controlled in shifts,

All through the world they bombed and they shot,

So kids would be happy (cus right now their not)

For hours and Hours they all saved the day,

Exept Mr Zimbabwe who was kept at Bay,

All of the good kids they all got their toys,

But all of the bad kids got trash cus their goys.

They flew Over the Empire that held Ashtron's name,

Where the old god Departed as soon as he came,

For hours they soared through the prime gusty wind

Cus if they all failed they would surely be skinned.

They Flow round and round while the king screamed in Pain,

Since they were trying to stop kids feel the same,

When out of the blue they fell down with a splash,

Yin Kicked through the sleigh and it broke with a crash.

"You Fools" Said the Warlord "You Cannot stop me!"

"Once I destroy Stingemas then I shall be free"

Then they all got picked up by a chinese cargo ship and brought to an airport where everyone went back home. Mr Zimbabwe was still on they sleigh tho when Yin stole it (since it was powered by his suffering) Yin and Zimbabwe flew to the Resurrection Republic where Yin planned to drop Black Goo on Joseph Malo's House. Then Yin and Joseph Malo had a big fight and Malo's house was destroyed. Yin then escaped into the night. The end
Ashtron Tower

Ashtron Tower Is The Personal Home of Ashtron Gaming and it is located in the heart of New Athens. It was built in

2030,It has 200 floors and is fully self sustaining. at night it lights up purple and casts a glow over the whole city. It is the most visible structure for 69Km.

To keep it as the biggest structure in the City (and the World) new floors are added everytime another building even gets close to its size
Battle Of Teriyaki Town

The Battle Of Teriyaki Town was an engagement between The Triple Alliance and The First Order to secure The Ashtron Empire city of Teriyaki Town.

### Objective

The First Order invaded the town in hopes of finding The location of New Athens so that they could create an invasion plan for the capital city.

### Events

The First Order Dumped 3000 troops into the north of the city from drop-ships and started advancing south, They were supported by 20 Walkers and 300 armed Snow Speeders. They met light resistance from the Triple Alliance troops stationed in the city and pushed through quickly. They managed to advance into the middle of the city before the Triple Alliance reinforcements showed up. 100 Heinkel SA-55s carrying X-01 Power Armour wearing troops touched down in the city and started trying to push back The First Order Troops. They were somewhat successful managing to push The First Order back but multiple AT-M6s were called in and started the advance again. The TA troops called in for airdrops of FM-83s which was granted. Most of the walkers were taken down (mostly from radiation killing the pilots). Due to the mini nukes most, of The First Order troops were slaughtered and they started retreating to a Star Destroyer that was located 10kms away. The Triple Alliance took notice and devised a plan to nuke the Star Destroyer before it could orbitally bombard The city. Once all the retreating troops met up with The First Order ship, one of the Ashtron Empire's nukes was launched at it. The ship's turrets tried to shoot down the missile but with no success. The nuke hit and caused the Star Destroyer to crash into a nearby mountain.

### Aftermath

The nuclear explosion contaminated a large area just outside of the city and new roads had to be created that avoided the exclusion zone. The Star Destroyer's fuel tanks were damaged and caused massive oil spills that further contaminated the Ground. Some residents of nearby towns had to be relocated and an entire harvest of Winter Melons was destroyed.

### Outcome

Triple Alliance Victory (though The First Order did locate New Athens)

### Specs

First Order:

* 3000 Troops
* 20 At-M6's
* 300 Snow Speeders
* 1 Star Destroyer

Triple Alliance:

* 4000 Troops (all in Power Armour)
* 1 Nuke

### After Battle Specs

First Order:

* 27 Troops
* 4 AT-M6's
* 150 Snow Speeders (most Abandoned)
* 0 Star Destroyers

Triple Alliance:

* 2450 Troops
* 0 Nukes
Aperture Expedition

### The Expedition

In mid 2064 an Ashtronian Apollo Class Destroyer was patrolling the the coast around East Island when it noticed a disturbance in the water. Upon closer inspection they found a large hole on the beach and it appeared to be a caved in room of some sorts. A small team of ten was sent in to investigate and they described their surroundings as "a Large

room flooded and overgrown with plants with all kinds of devices sticking out of the walls" They had stumbled into the second largest Aperture Science "Enrichment Center" in North America. A large team of 100 were sent in to scout out the facility and some groups were forced to defend themselves from groups of Mantis Men or Zombies. They estimated that the facility went down over three kilometers and contained thousands of rooms and test chambers. Due to it being underground the Vast lab was almost completely dark so the Nuclear Engine from a damaged Ares Class Aircraft Carrier was set up to restore power to the facility and make it easier to traverse. Once the power came back on the facility started operating as if nothing happened. Thousands of robots and A.Is were activated and while some explained the details about the facility others were hostile and attacked the soldiers. After a month only 5% of the facility had been explored but numerous pieces of technology were recovered and sent to Atlas to be improved upon.

### Technology Recovered

* The Portal Gun
* Advanced Robotics
* Solid Light Bridges
* Teleportation Technology
A Marines Trial By Blood

—Unknown Location, 0600 hours—

-5 shots ring in the barracks-

Sgt Hartman: Reveille! Reveille! Drop your cocks and grab your socks, briefing is in 5, don’t get there on time and you won’t be fucking eating until tomorrow do you ladies understand!

Recruits: Yes drill sergeant!

-After a couple minutes-

Sgt Hartman: Alright maggots today you will he going through your hardest training yet, you will follow me single file to our destination, now form a fucking line!

-the recruits begin their jog to the destination-

Sgt Hartman: Pick up the pace you fat piles of shit!

-they arrive at what appears to be a cage-

Sgt Hartman: well maggots today we will see if you puny pieces of shit can stand up and fight hand to hand against our best melee fighter.

Pvt Joker: who will we be fighting sir?

-A massive scorchbeast with scars bangs up against the cage and roars-

-All the recruits immediately back up in fear-

Sgt Hartman: this is big bubba, see the patch on your shoulders? She is our companies mascot, and is a champion in the ring, and today you will be her next victims!

Pvt Pyle: uh sir won’t she kill us?

Sgt Hartman: Bubba will not play fair that is a given, but being the gentleman you are you WILL play fair, if anyone in this platoon dares to play dirty I’ll personally cut their balls off and make hitlers 1 sack look appealing, do you understand!

Recruits: Yes drill segeant!

Sgt Hartman: Pvt Pyle!

Pvt Pyle: y-yes s-sir?

Sgt Hartman: since you had the audacity to speak in my presence you have volunteered yourself to be bubba first competitor!

Pvt Pyle: uh uh, yes s-s-sir.....

-Pyle begins to be lowered into the cage—

—another drill sergeant comes up to Hartman—

sgt Rameiraz: “did you mention to them that bubba‘s venom is gone and her claws are blunt”

Sgt Hartman: “Pft no, I just want to see them shit their pants”

—both sgts begin to laugh—

Pvt Pyle: oh fucking Christ god emperor help me....

—After a minute of pussy footing Pyle is knocked out by bubba—

Pvt joker: Fucking hell pyle got destroyed in there

Sgt Hartman: you better laugh it up because all of you will fight her today!

Recruits: oh dear god....
Crisis Of 2069

The Crisis Of 2069 was remembered by everyone who experienced it as one of the darkest times in human history both literally and metaphorically. After billions of years worth of mortals and gods alike fucking things up the intimate god (at the time) Shrek decided it was time to end this little 14 Billion year experiment and get rid of the universe so that he could start everything over and create a better universe. Shrek enlisted the help of the newly formed DARK GOLB which had recently transformed due the Ashtron Gaming and the Void Sword. Shrek sent GOLB to cleanse the

universe using an army of swamp demons and creatures from Blue Hell. They would be deployed all over the Sheckleverse in giant demonic portals known as Dark Anchors which would attach to different points in space and spew out demonic beings who would ravish the area. All factions and groups on earth were affected by the crisis with many of the smaller ones taking major damage as the demons were too much to handle for some. Along with this Earth went dark for almost an entire year with it being in a constant state of twilight which almost destroyed the planet's forests and crops completely. Almost all beings were hit with severe insomnia which lasted for weeks at a time causing even the most strong-willed to question whether it was all worth it. it was ended with the defeat of Shrek by the Hands of Ashtron Gaming during The Big One.
A Drive Through Sped Forest

The Following was taken from a Radio Conversation on the 11th September 2027.

Mike: Hey Jeff.

Jeff: hey, what's up mike.

Mike: Well I just heard news that i will have to Drive Through Sped Forest to get to the Rad Melon Farm.

Jeff: How come?

Mike: there was a landslide on the usual Road.

Jeff: oh, That sounds scary.

Mike: Well that kinda why I called you, can you keep me company while I face Death.

Jeff: Sure man.

Mike: Great!, \*enters truck and door slams\*

(35 minutes later)

Mike: hey man iv entered the forest now.

Jeff: good luck dude.

Mike: yeah, I'll need it.

(5 mins later)

Jeff: hey why have you gone all quite?

Mike: I think I see someone in the trees.

Jeff: You do? what do they look like?

Mike: not sure man its too dark...... Wait there's another!..... and another!

Jeff: What are they doing?

Mike: They're just standing still, watching me.

Jeff: Are you oka......

Mike: HOLY SHIT MAN! HOLY SHIT!

Jeff: what! What!

Mike: THERE'S 20 OF EM BLOCKING THE ROAD!

Jeff: Mike just stay calm.

Mike: They are just standing there.

Jeff: you need to go back.

Mike: They are running towards me!

Jeff: go go go!

Mike: they're behind me!, I think I hit a few!

Jeff: Keep going man!

Mike: They broke the bloody car!

Jeff: oh god.

Mike: Hang on man i got an idea. \*opens door\*

Mike: hey Stingys back off i have a gun! \*Warning Shot\*

Jeff: Mike! Mike! get back in the truck!

Mike: I told you to back off! \*3 gunshots followed by mike screaming in pain\*

Jeff: Mike! Answer Me!

Mike \*Screaming\*

Jeff: Oh god Mike! Answer me!

Mysterious voice: Durr Durr ur fend is ded an gotta git u nex.

(call ends)
Battle Of The Belt

The battle of the belt was the first space battle between the Nazis and The Ashtron Empire, which occurred in the Solar Systems Meteor Belt. The Nazi Space Force was commanded by PlatzKommandantFürher Laylah Which had 2 Hitler Class Space Carrier’s, 7 F-19 Destroyer’s and The Olympus Mons 2, commanded by Laylah herself. The ashtronians had: The Redeemer, 9 Destroyers. The battle began when Wespe-V6’s from the 2 Hitler Class Space Carrier‘s ambushed the ashtronian fleet whilst it was being refueled by 2 supply vessels. The V6’s aimed for the supply ships and fired missiles at them, the first one that detonated destroyed the 3 destroyers docked to it. The other supply ship had been docked with The Redeemer, but in a panic the crew was able to activate their shields as the supply ship exploded next to them, which unfortunately resulted in a destroyer being crippled, then the main attack began as the Nazi fleet emerged from the asteroid field and began pummeling the destroyers as The Redeemer began firing back sparatically. Soon after the Olympus Mons 2 appeared and began charging its super laser, at Laylahs order, the super laser fired, anihilating The Redeemer. All the Ashtronian ships where destroyed with only 1 Nazi space ship being knocked out.

### Casiulties

The Ashtron Empire- 10 Ships, ~100,000 crew

Nazi Space Force- 1 Ship, ~4,000 men
Battle Of North Noodle

### Prelude

On the 3rd of January 2074 an **Al Munqadhun** Cargo Plane dropped a stolen shipment of gold bars acquired from destroyed **Bongo Kingdom** banks all over the **Autonomous Republic Of Crawfordia**. The bars were dumped so that poor frontier villagers could use them to buy expensive weapons, bribe guards and other rebellious activities that would allow more conflict in The **Republic Of Kekistan**. Although the terrorists didn't know it many of those gold bars had been left out on purpose because they contained tracking devices and microphones. The Terrorists had taken the bait and now many of their locations had been discovered including a large bunker in the North Noodle Mountains of Bongoland. One of the major players of the gold theft was the 30th favourite daughter of **Mr Zimbabwe** who had called out her father on live TV as illegitimate and then ran away to join the rebels. She had kept much of this gold for herself and now her position was known to her father who decided to mobilise his troops to capture the Terrorist stronghold in the mountains.

### The Battle

At 3 am on the 6th of January a team of 7 experienced mountain climbers reached different vantage points with views of the bunker entrance which was jotting out under a cliff. They observed many terrorist transports going in and out of the base with crates of weapons and explosives. The Climbers radioed their observations to command and then each pulled out a rocket launcher and waited for the right moment. They fired their rockets at the entrance as a truck was just coming out of it which wedged the door open when the operators attempted to close it.

At this moment 400 Bongo Troops repelled down the mountainside and flooded into the bunker where they shot everything they saw. The terrorists were caught off guard and they started fortifying themselves in secure rooms such as the reactor room and the armoury. The Bunker operators sent the bunker into lockdown which sealed most of the doors shut isolating and trapping many squads of bongo soldiers. Crowded hallway warfare was forced on troops from all sides as they often found themselves face to face. Army engineers had to be called in to dismantle the bunker doors and allow the army access to other parts of the bunker. This prolonged room-clearing went on for two long days before the last holdout in the bunker basement was destroyed. The Bongo Troops found a secret escape tunnel in the basement that led out to a rusty catwalk where they found Mr Zimbabwe's very Pregnant Daughter. She was quickly captured and taken back to her father.

### Aftermath

The Battle was a Major victory for The Bongo Kingdom who until this point was not doing too well against the Terrorists. For once the population was not against Mr Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe's daughter was thrown into a secret prison under the royal palace where she was heavily questioned (although the public was told she was forced to join the terrorists and was safely at home recovering. When asked who the father was the daughter Replied "**Khaled Al Asad**"
Battle Of Kutland

On April 20th 2072, one week after the **Battle Of Kazar Dune** in southeastern **Kekistan** large clouds of dust were seen north of Konstani Reef meaning that a large force had been mobilised to take back the town.

Around midday, the first wave of Kekistani **T-70 Templar** Tank divisions arrived on the front lines 20 kilometres from the town and quickly resupplied the outnumbered troops that had been entrenched there. From a distance, the tanks and other artillery started bombarding any discovered **Indian** positions with High Explosives and Napalm. Kekistani Air Support (Which had only just been mobilised cus of stupid reasons) finally arrived shortly after and quickly got rid of the sub-par Indian jets and Supply Subs that were trying to get to the coast. At long last 25 divisions of the Kekistani Army arrived at the outskirts and the defence force was finally ready to push back the Indians. Progress was quick and the Kekistanis wasted no time retaking the town. A small street war started but whatever buildings were left were quickly collapsed by artillery and the town became a flat pile of concrete and warped metal. The Indian invasion force was pushed back to the coast where they started heading northwest to a secondary landing point where more troops were hoping to be deployed. The Indians still had most of their numbers intact and they started setting up defences in some coastal mountains. The Kekistanis quickly started putting the country on high alert and all major shipping routes in the red sea were temporarily locked down and kept under constant monitoring. (For the most part, the Indians were stranded in Kekistan with little chance of getting out
Ashtronian Airborne Corps

The Ashtron Airborne Corps was a division of the Ashtronian Military that specialized in Airborne Operations and deployment. The First form of the Ashtronian Airborne Corps was set up at the start of the First Order War in the 2021. They were little more then wasteland Paratroopers that would jump from stolen Nazi Planes with homemade parachutes. They were deployed all throughout the First Order War wherever they were needed and became a vital part of the Military structure. In the Interwar Years they gained new technology to work with as the Ashtron Empire started producing their own equipment. In the Great Sol War they were used in every major battle and when combined with the proper ground support they became a formidable force. After the end of the war The Ashtron Empire developed "Drop-Pods" that could be launched out of spacecraft with 20 men each. these pods could essentially be dropped anywhere in the world. The drop pods were built to withstand major impacts with the ground and other structures and once the soldiers had all moved out it would automatically fly back to the ship it originated from. The Airborne Troops would wear special Drop Suits that were made to withstand hard impacts and temperatures while also giving the wearer full visibility.
Boneingsburg

Boneingsburg was a Joint Kekistani and Ashtronian city created near the Congo on the banks of a newly created river caused by the Memeonian Blast during the Bongo Bashing.

Boneingsburg was first thought up by Kekistani officials who needed a place for Mercenaries to stay and buy supplies from, The Mercs would be attracted to Africa because of the $5 bounty placed on the remaining skeleton's heads and Boneingsburg would be the first placed they stopped at. The city had two major districts the first one was the Tourist district which held all the fancy restaurants and stores meant to cater to rich people and mercs who wanted to spend their skull money. The second district was the more serious Merc district which was home to many weapon stores and PMC clubhouses. Due to the support from the Major nations it quickly became one of the most advanced cities in Africa and home to many Megacorperations.
Cyberdemons

The Cyberdemons were an amped-up Ashtronian Cult/ Street-Gang that originated in the city of Red Mesa in 2066

after the release of public cybernetics by the Adamas Corporation. They were started by a man named Ernesto Mulls who saw an advertisement for the Adamas cybernetics on his television and then preceded to rob his friends and family along with some service stations in order to save up for all the cybernetic surgeries he wanted to get. Along the way, he came across some like-minded individuals who wanted to get their hands on the cybernetics as well and so the group was started. They had about 4000 members by 2069 although there were a lot of other groups that were very similar that could be found all over the country.
Ashtronian Greece

Ashtronian Greece was a European Territory of The Ashtron Empire That they gained control of after the success of

the Greece Agreement. It encompassed all of old Greece and and was considered the Ashtronian Holy-land. The Main settlement was built just outside of the ruins of Athens. It Contained 10 million people and was home to the only European Ashtronian Military bases. Ashtron Gaming was known to do a pilgrimage here once every year. He would not use any form of transport other then walking and swimming. he he would walk into the Atlantic ocean then swim the entire way to Gibraltar, he would then get back on land in Spain and travel through Europe until he made his way to Greece and ended his journey in Athens.
Battle Of Murdoc Mountain

On March 15 2072 Bongo Kingdom Special Forces surrounded the Murdoc Mountain Bunker Complex and the last major stronghold of Al Munqadhun in the kingdom. They started a long siege of the mountain with the almost constant bombardment of the bunker with Carpet bombers and artillery.

After 2 months on the 17th of May, all the bunker's major defenses had been taken out and the Bongo Troops were finally able to breach the bunker door and enter the base. 300 Special Forces made their way into the complex and started searching the halls for any signs of life but all they managed to find were decomposing bodies and rancid blood coating the floor. The army engineers were able to restore power to the bunker and to the horror of the soldiers they saw dozens of bodies strewn up all over hallways. They continued to go deeper and deeper into the complex and eventually they reached the command center where they found the only people who had managed to not starve to death. It was Imran Zakhaev and about 10 other officers, they were skinny and emaciated and did not put up any resistance to being captured.

The Bongo Kingdom had officially cleared their nation from all Terrorist activity and Mr Zimbabwe declared 3 days of celebration in honor of the victory. There were massive parties held in the streets (which caused more chaos than the terrorists ever did) and for once an African Nation was at peace.