SITE STAFF

**SITE STAFF** is a book found in the Deus Ex Incarnate HQ. It is a copy of the staff page on the PlanetDeusEx website.

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A part of the ION Storm community since 1997, Gwog founded Deus Ex Incarnate in June of '98. Talking with original Deus Ex programmer Albert Yarusso convinced Gwog that Deus Ex (then called 'Shooter') was going to be pretty damn cool, and worth following. He was also the site director of Stormtroopers.com.
**Despot: News Editor**
This quaint bipedal mammal sucks at writing quick bios, so here's the quick facts: A/S/L = under 90/Male/Sierra Nevada foothills of California. Website credentials are: this site (which came pre-assembled,) Content Director at the Thief branch of Stormtroopers, Thief Underground, and news monkey (until it was revamped as a resource site) at Down the Rabbit Hole, 3DActionPlanet's Alice site. Trivia: "DromEd [the Thief level editor] 0wnz j00!" is still his battle cry, but he may be forced to use the dreaded UnrealEd when Thief 3 and Deus Ex 2 are released. Favorite flavor of ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip.
**Buzz Kirkwood: News Editor**
*Buzz Kirkwood is a "writer." He combines letters into words, words into sentences, sentences into paragraphs, and so forth. It is through this mysterious method that he "writes" things. Amazing? Yes. Interesting? No, probably not; but he does it because he can. And can he shall! Oh, how he shall. He'll shall so hard it will make your nose bleed. Then you'll run to get some tissues to fix your nasal problem and in this short time period he'll write some more, leaving you completely helpless to stop him. It's all a vicious cycle, really, but nature has set it this way for a reason. We will never know what this reason is because our feeble minds are too busy being feeble to bother to figure it out. So in closing, no, I don't know where the exit is. Although if I did know where it was I would be out of here so fast it would make your nose bleed. Then you'll run to get some tissues to fix your nasal problem and in that short time period I'll be running down the street yelling "SO LONG, SUCKERS!!" Because I will have found the exit while you have not. (Please note, this bio was done while under heavy medication. Medication so strong it would make your nose bleed...)*"

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**Aaron "O(V)eG@" McAuley: News Editor**
*O(V)eG@'s Interest in Deus Ex began in early February 1999, after reading an interview with Warren Spector in a popular gaming magazine he was entranced by the games beautiful visuals (having previously enjoyed the stunning graphics of Doom) and intrigued by the games proposed storyline, He joined the Deus Ex community in mid 1999 with a visit to The ION Storm web page, he was soon a regular of the Deus Ex forum and, in march 2000, after recovering from the fact that the world most certainly did not end, he was approached by OnlyOne to join Everyone's favourite Deus Ex brothel, DXNation, where he contributed an interview with Deus Ex programmer Scott Martin as well as tirelessly scouring the net for even the most tiny morsel of Deus Ex news. With DXN's demise early in 2001 O(V)eG@ found himself without a homepage, but his will to stay in the community and Gwog's need of a "few good men" at Deus Ex Incarnate soon saw him back in the familiar role of Newshound once again.)*"

## Links

* http://mirror.deusexnetwork.com/planetdeusex.com/site/staff/index.html