Cookie Run

## Plot

Micheal, Alfred, and Robert go door-to-door trying to sell cookies.

## Characters

* Arion
* Alfred
* Robert
* Micheal
* Elijah
* Cookie
* Lizzy
* Fredrick
* Mike
* Maria
* Belinda
* Martha
* Mr. Police Officer

## Script

*[The episode starts with Alfred coming to the Colors House with a box of toys. Arion answers the door]*

**Arion**: Oh, hi, Alfred! What’s up?

**Alfred**: *[Excited]* Where’s- where’s-

**Arion**: Kitchen! *[Points to the kitchen and Alfred runs past him]* HEY!!! *[Alfred runs into the kitchen and sees an entire patch of cookies that Micheal and Robert are guarding. They are wearing spy clothes]*

**Alfred**: Woah! *[Drops the box]* Cookies! Can I try some!

**Robert**: No! We are guarding them for Cookie and Elijah!

**Alfred**: *[Frowns and body drops down]* Down, man! *[Jumps up]* Why don’t you guard it with your mouth? *[Robert and Micheal stop guarding and look at each other]*

**Micheal**: Alfred! You’re right!

**Robert**: Alfred, you’re a genius! *[They each take turns eating the cookies. Elijah and Cookie then walk in and see the entire batch gone. Robert, Alfred, and Micheal's stomachs are full and are passed out]*

**Cookie**: *[Nose grows big amd bursts]* MICHEAL! ROBERT! *[They quickly get up scarred]* YOU GUYS ATE ALL THEM!!!

**Elijah**: WE WERE GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!

**Alfred**: But…Arion…said- *[Arion peaks in and then leaves]*

**Arion**: *[off screen]* Nope-

**Robert**: Oh, please, Elijah! We’ll make it up to ya! We’ll do anything!

**Elijah**: *[Folds arms]* Anything?

**Micheal**: Anything!

**Cookie**: Anything? *[The 2 toddlers start to sweat nervously. Cut to them walking up to a house. Micheal and Robert are dragging a wagon full of new cookies. Alfred is to ring the door bell]*

**Micheal**: I can’t believe you’ve done this… *[Mr. Police Officer answers]* Hello, good sir! Can we interest you in some chocolate chip cookies?

**Mr. Police Officer**: No, thanks! I am good! I have business to attend to. *[Shuts the door]*

**Robert**: Aw, man! That sucks! *[The toddlers begin to walk away]*

**Alfred**: Yeah! We might as well rob a bank just to get paid! *[Intense zoom into Mr. Police Officer’s door. It busts open with an angry Officer steps out holding a gun. The toddlers turn around]*

**Mr. Police Officer**: *[Voice glitches to a demonic voice]* **Hello, there, fellow person! Did you know you are breaking the law? Please don’t do that!** *[The toddlers get nervous, back away, and then make a run for it as the Officer starts to chase them with a gun. Cut to another house and Alfred rings the door bell]*

**Lizzy**: *[Answers]* Hello?

**Micheal**: Hello, Lizzy! Would you wanna buy a cookie?

**Robert**: They’re fresh!

**Lizzy**: *[giggles]* That sounds cute! Sure, give me one!

**Micheal**: One cookie, coming up! Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... *[attempts to pull out a cookie from a box, but keeps pulling more boxes, while Alfred is digging through his hat and Robert, who’s in his underwear and holding his pants, is shaking them up and down.]* I know they're in here somewhere!

**Lizzy:** *[looks at her watch]* I don't have time for this. *[goes back inside, and then Micheal pulls out a cookie]*

**Micheal:** I've got it! One cookie bar for the nice lady! *[Micheal sees she’s already left]* Oh, come on! I just got it out!

**Alfred**: Yeah, she left! Screw it! Let’s just kidnap her boyfriend, Haze and hold him hostage until she buys every single box! *[Takes a rope out of his hat]*

**Robert**: WHAT?! Alfred! We can’t just- *[They all see something off camera; it is revealed to be Mr. Police Officer, still screaming]*

**Mr. Police Officer:** *[Driving and firing a Tank]* **ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL!**

**Micheal:** Crap, he found us!

**Robert**: Micheal, Alfred, run!

*[Mr. Police Officer chases Robert, Micheal, and Alfred again while screaming "**ILLEGAL**!". The scene cuts to Micheal, Robert, and Alfred sitting in Fredrick’s Arcade]*

**Micheal**: We're not doing so well, guys. What do we do? What can we do?

**Robert**: *[Thinks for a moment]* I’m not sure! How about we sell something else?

**Micheal**: No, we can’t. Elijah and Cookie said we have to sell…these cookies…*[Alfred takes one out of the box]* Alfred! Don’t eat those!

**Alfred**: Sorry, I was hungry! *[Eats one]* Yummy! Wait, I got an idea!

**Robert**: Good! What is it?!

**Alfred**: *[smiles and rips off his clothes leaving only his underwear on]* LET’S GET NAKED!!! *[Mr. Police Officer busts in with a machine gun]*

**Mr. Police Officer**: *[Angry face]* I AM DETECTING…**INDECENT EXPOSURE**…WHICH IS…**VERY ILLEGAL!!!** *[Various Kids point directly at Alfred]*

**Alfred**: *[Quickly puts his clothes on and chuckles nervously]* Uh, heh heh! *[Cut to outside of Fredrick’s Arcade. Various bullets go off inside and some kids are heard screaming. Fredrick is shown kicking Robert, Micheal, and Alfred out]*

**Fredrick**: Sorry, lil bro! I gotta calm down Mr. Police Officer! *[Closes the doors. Cut to the toddlers walking to Maria and Belinda’s house]*

**Micheal**: We just need ONE sale! Anybody would do at this point! *[They ring the door bell and Maria answers]* Ahem! Hello, hot lady! *[Micheal wings and giggles]* We’ll sailing cookies! Is your hot sister home? *[They slightly giggle a bit]*

**Maria**: *[Confused but calls to Belinda]* BELINDA!!!

**Belinda**: What?! What you, old gas leak?! What does your red caterpillar looking ash want?! *[Micheal, Robert, and Alfred eyes widen and step back]* Oh, I get it! You just want me to get taken to a retirement home, don’t ya! All I did was steal all your stars in Chance Time in Mario Party!

**Maria**: I was in the lead by 10 stars! And then you HAD to land on chance time! You ruined my chances of winning! *[The toddlers look on]*

**Belinda:** How many stars did you have again?!

**Maria**: 10!

**Belinda**: What? How many?

**Maria**: 10!

**Belinda**: What?!

**Maria**: 10!!!

**Belinda**: I can’t hear you!

**Maria**: I HAD 10 STARS!!!

**Belinda**: You HAD 10 Stars?!

**Maria**: YEAH!!!

**Belinda**: WELL, NOW ITS 0 STARS BECAUSE I STOLE EVERY LAST SCENT!!!! *[Laughs in Maria’s face only for Maria to beat up Belinda in the process. Alfred sneaks in and leaves some cookies and takes money from Maria’s wallet]*

**Alfred**: *[Slowly closes the door and sneaks away. They look up and immediately see Mr. Police Officer aiming a rocket launcher at them]*

**Mr. Police Officer**: Did you just…commit **ROBBERY?!?**

**Micheal**: Uhhh…no..? *[The Police Officer charges the rocket launcher and fires]*

**Mr. Police Officer**: **LYING TO THE POLICE!!!** *[The Toddlers dive out of the way and Maria’s house blows up by accident]* Darn… *[Maria and Belinda lie burnt in the background]*

**Maria**: My leg…

*[Cut to Alfred, Robert, and Micheal running inside a dark alley. Mr. Police Officer charges past not noticing]*

**Robert**: Why this guy after us?!

**Micheal**: We did nothing wrong! We haven’t even sold a single cookie box!

**Alfred**: What about Maria?

**Micheal**: I’m not gonna count Maria’s. Things went wrong over there too…how about we- *[Spots an apartment down the street]* Look, an apartment! Come on, let’s make this quick! *[They walk up to the apartment and ring the door bell]* Okay, don’t screw this up! Make him feel welcomed or loved!

**Mike**: *[answeres the door]* Hello? *[looks at Robert]*

**Robert**: *[Has girlish make up on and eyes are closed]* I love you~ *[Eyes widen in shock and make up falls off. Mike quickly shuts the door and boards it up]*

**Micheal**: *[sighs]* Robert! Rob- what- what the heck was that?!

**Robert**: *[face is normal]* You said make him feel good, so I did.

**Micheal**: Whatever! Alfred! How about you have a try on the next house. I’ll set up some dialogue and you come in for the kill! *[Walks down the street and find Martha walking carrying groceries]* Oh, this will do! Hi, Martha!

**Martha**: Hm? *[looks around]* You talking to me?

**Micheal**: Yeah! Wanna buy some cookies? *[Micheal shows her the box]*

**Martha**: Aww! Such cuties! Sure, I’ll buy- *[Head is instantly shot off. Her body drops to the floor. Micheal stands in shock and anger. He looks over and sees Alfred holding a shot gun]*

**Alfred**: What? You said come in for the kill. So I came in for the kill.

*[They go to another house. Robert knocks on the door, as a girl opens it and looks down at them.]*

**Robert**: "Hi miss layyy-dee! Would you like to buy some of our cookies??"

**Girl**: "Oh.. how sweet! Uh.. but I'm sorry-- I can't really buy cookies right now." *[Laughs nervously]*

**Robert**: *[Shaking a little, in anger]* "..No? Did you say no?"

**Micheal**: "Now, Robert. Calm down.."

**Robert**: *[Punches Micheal]* "NO BUYING MY COOKIES IS WHAT I'M HEARING??!!"

*[Robert angrily rips one of the cookie boxs in half as they fall out on the ground.]*

**Alfred**: "Cookies!" *[Starts eating them]*

**Girl**: "Uh.. hehhe.." *[Slams door fast]*

**Micheal**: "Robert, you need to control your anger.."

*[Robert gives Micheal a death stare and growls.]*

**Micheal**: "Let's just go to next house...and when we do i'll get them warmed up and you shoot them with kindness!" [Cut to the next house. Micheal answers it and its Renee]

Renee: "Hello?" [Head is shot off with a gun. she falls on the floor. Micheal looks at Robert, who is holding a shot gun]

Robert: "What? You said come in for the kill. So, i killed her." [Micheal quickly shuts Renee's door and he pulls Robert away]