Lazy

Sloth Jerk

"I serve no one, and I mean no one!" ~Lazy's motto

**Gilbert Goodwill**, otherwise known as **Lazy**, is a blue Inkling who traded his soul for dark powers. He is plagued by the deadly sin of sloth.

## Appearance

Lazy is a blue Inkling with the Buzzcut hairstyle, pale skin, and red, demonic, slitted eyes. He wears the Octoking Facemask, the Prune Parashooter, and the Black Flip-Flops. He also wears the Classic shorts like the majority of the roster.

## Behavior & Personality

Lazy is a creature who doesn't consider moving unless told otherwise. Be forewarned, he'll erase your life energy if you come too close. He’s not above giving orders to get what he wants without punishment.

### Personality traits

When highly angered, his eyes will glow blue.

## Involvement

Gilbert Goodwill always enjoyed the time of day when the sun has set, watching the light shows with the night light he owned. But even when night passes, he finds ways to relax, most often watching movies and television shows with other children. Usually, children around this age just wouldn't hold still during movies or TV show, but Gilbert was an exception. Did this make him special? It certainly did, but not in a good way.

While it wasn’t the first time a child wasn’t listening to their parents, Gilbert would take it to the extreme. Whenever his parents would ask him to do something, he’d reject. He’d much rather watch TV, and relax, but this relaxation proved to be harmful. Not just for his own health, but how he perceived people around him. And that second part? He developed a misanthropic mindset.

He was standoffish and uncooperative. Many children his age thought of him as mean. In his mind, he wanted peace. But in others’, it came off as him being rude. It became too much, and he was expelled.

His insubordination lead to many people not liking him, except for his parents. He didn’t want them in their life, so for once, he got moving. It wasn’t for their happiness, but to get away from them. This caused him to have many missing posters scattered throughout Inkopolis. And after all of that moving away, he finally got peace, but this peace would change his life.

On the day Gilbert became a Sinning Squid, he was looking for a place to rest, but in the location he currently was at he had no luck. That was until he found the cabin that three soon-to-be Sinning Squids were residing in, being Wade, Wendy, and Tiara, the latter of which soon flirted with him. Wade and Wendy assisted Gilbert to his bed, who realized that nothing was entertaining at the cabin, along with discovering that Tiara was an annoyance. The three other Inklings had made it up to Gilbert, but not without the other Sinning Squids arriving soon after. He was one of the seven Inklings to bind themselves to a contract, which created a ritual to summon an evil presence, selling their souls away and putting them unconscious for five minutes. Upon waking, Gilbert Goodwill had been turned into the unmotivated and cranky demon known as Lazy.

## Powers

1. Health erasing
2. Clones of spirits
3. Dark magic
4. Satanic circles
5. Teleportation with bed
6. Vainglory Fusion

## Battle Statistics

### Micro-Nightmares

Lazy unleashes micro-nightmares at an enemy.

### Mini-Nightmares

Lazy unleashes mini-nightmares at an enemy.

### Strangle from Bed

Lazy strangles an enemy, erasing their life energy.

### Medium-Nightmares

Lazy unleashes medium-nightmares at all enemies.

### Butler Minions

Lazy summons clones of Valentina to attack all enemies.

### Macro-Nightmares

Lazy unleashes macro-nightmares at all enemies.

### Super Daze

Lazy casts a spell that distorts all enemies.

### Decrease Luck

Lazy summons dark hands to grab all enemies, and cursing them.

### Ultra-Nightmares

Lazy unleashes ultra-nightmares at all enemies.

### Foes' Deepest Darkest Fears

Lazy materializes his enemies' greatest fears, and orders them to assault them.

## Vainglory

Lazy is a part of this fusion. He is Vainglory’s top-left tentacle. See Vanity for more.

## Weapons

Teleporting Bed/Magic/Valentina Clones/Strangling

## Likes

1. Relaxing
2. Movies
3. Waffles

## Dislikes

1. Constant noise
2. Seizure-level flashing lights
3. Bugs

## Recruitment

He’s a reluctant minion of Vanity, seeking to lead the Sinning Squids instead. May not be your ally.

## Books and Reasons

### Underworld

Lazy along with the other Sinning Squids made a deal with an evil presence, turning them into the demons they are today. Lazy and the others now reside in the underworld because of this.

### Winter

Lazy always seems to be desolate on purpose. His room is cold, but this didn't excuse Sea Sucker from visiting.

### Families

Unlike with Silent Storm and Scorching Scream, who were impressed by Greedy and Wrath respectively, Sea Sucker was vice versa. Lazy was seduced by Sea Sucker, and this passion for each other was genuine. Lazy and Sea Sucker respect each other, and Sea Sucker motivates Lazy... But Sea Sucker is Lazy's only motivation. Coincidentally, Lazy and Sea Sucker are just as dimwitted.

### Villains

His lack of care for the world and his reluctant crimes are proof enough for this book. Sea Sucker and Lazy are with each other, they become an even worse tag team!

## Weaknesses

### Sloth in General

Lazy stays in one place, which while it does set up traps, leaves him vulnerable, not to mention people know where to go instead if Lazy blocks their path.

### Lowest Stats

Lazy isn't the worst case of this, but he's weak, fragile, and slow. He's more adept making nightmares do all of the dirty work for him, to a crutch.

### Prefers Not to Move

This makes Lazy very vulnerable. Even when he does manage to move, he's very slow, causing him a major problem, more than he realizes.

## Unofficial Quotes

1. "Who goes there?"
2. "Make it waffles for me, and raw ham for Sea Sucker."
3. "Alright. I'll move. Just for a few times."
4. "GOTCHA!"
5. "Darkness... Just how I like it."
6. "Wait, what time is it? ...Oh that's right. There isn't any specific time in the Netherrealm."
7. "At last. Sea Sucker and I can be alone."
8. "What film do you have in mind?"
9. "And that's what I want. I'll be waiting."
10. "I don't mind the morning, but when an intruder arrives by then... They made a mistake."

## Trivia

* He, along with Lust, Gluttony, Greedy, Wrath, Envy, and Vanity, were originally going to be recruitable, but due to their binding of the contract, this has been scrapped.