A Zero-G Vocaloid Rainbow Tea Party

**Prima:** Welcome to the rainbow tea party, my dears, I, the graceful Prima, have just organized the whole place with my husband Tonio's assistance. So I heard that tea comes in no less than a few colors, even pink and purple. What is your preference? You can make your choice if you like. But that's not all. My close friend Lola had made some tasty treats to go with the tea set. Feeling OK, Tonio?

**Tonio:** Oh, I'm just relaxing for such hard work on the garden trellis, with a little help from Leon, of course.

**LOLA:** Did you say tea colors? Oh, I like the pink one, because I didn't expect the Master of the Great Crossover to take that choice when she went to a restaurant called Red Lobster.

**LEON:** I was expecting blue tea as in deep ocean blue, but I suppose that purplish look is OK.

**SONiKA:** There is also green tea which is a Japanese favorite. I haven't tasted a bit of it myself.

**Miriam:** Neither have I. It would be great if all internationals can try one exotic thing.

**AVANNA:** Basically, those types are all from the extract of different plant leaves. I wonder if someone might use clover as a new type.

**DAINA:** My country has chamomile in some areas. Dex, what do you think it also has?

**DEX:** Good question, Daina, I assume it would have more I think we shall see.

**Luo Tianyi:** Tell it to my long-tailed fairy. So, lady, did you organize all the tea types in the colors of the rainbow, even the oolong type?

**Prima:** Of course, miss Tianyi, I just let Tonio help me because I couldn't set them all at once. So you like the oolong type, do you not? What color tea do want to mix with that?

**Tianyi:** I choose the blue one because it's my theme color. But wait, I have one more question; where did it come from?

**Prima:** You mean Siamese tea? Oh, I researched my iPad that this type of blue tea as I think came from Thailand originally. Some Chinese folks like you prefer it in their own way.

**Tianyi:** Then I'll have two cups; one for myself and another for Tian Dian. I know she can't take the cup herself, so I can give her a helping hand.

**LOLA:** Blue Asian tea coming right up! Say, Leon, have you been assuming that color?

**LEON:** Um, yeah, it was first thought to be a myth, but in the end, it came true.

**LOLA:** I'll just have to prepare the tea kettle by all means.

**Miriam:** Here it is, Tianyi, I helped Prima and Tonio by organizing table seats.

**Tianyi (taking her own seat by the table):** Well, that's very kind of you, Miriam, but are there any more guests who need this?

**Miriam:** You'll see.

**Uni:** Hi, Lola, whatcha doing? I've heard something about tea, but never before in different colors.

**LOLA:** Oh, hi, Uni, I'm getting out the hot water. It's for the tea kettle, really.

(1 hour later)

**Uni:** I have something that'll make my teacup delicious; strawberry milk!

**SONiKA:** Really? That reminds me that in the 18th century, the ladies had their own tea party with classic white milk to go with the sugar.

**Uni (pouring strawberry milk into her teacup):** That's a pastime, isn't it? In my case, I mix my chosen tea flavor with strawberry milk like this. \*stirs her tea up with a spoon\* And then, I take a sip for the taste of flavor.

**Tianyi:** Has someone already made the mooncakes?

**Eleanor Forte:** The pastries in all different shapes and flavors?

**Uni:** The cookies?

**LOLA:** Yep, I whipped them all up for a ton of you.

**Eleanor:** That's really nice of you, Lola, I've never had tea with tasty treats before.

**LOLA:** Happy to help, Eleanor~ I'll be sharing my own with Leon since he's taking a break.

**Mo Qingxian:** Thanks for the purple tea, Lola~ I feel like drinking it makes my hair shine like an amethyst on golden jewelry.

**LOLA:** Why... it has been my pleasure, Qingxian~ Leon, I just really have saved some for you. Care to take it?

**LEON:** Oh, that's very nice of you, Lola, I felt so tired after growing all the tulips for this tea party. What an effort...

**Prima:** I have a feeling our customers might be bored in the next minutes, Tonio, perhaps a little entertainment would trigger their feelings? I'll give it a start.

**Tonio:** OK, but I can't figure which act I will impress them with.

**Mayu:** Wow! This is the best tea I've ever tasted!

**LUMi:** I know, right? I may be warm-blooded like all humans, but I have a special ability to change my sensors when under the ocean.

**Prima:** Thank you for coming to the tea party, my dears, now I have one thing to say before I do my thing. My husband Tonio is having a hard time to pick a talent to entertain you, but I can sing you a lively operatic tune in the meantime. \*snaps her fingers to let the orchestra play "The Laughing Song" in background\*

My dear Marquis
Why must you be
So loathe to use your eyes?
When you stop and stare
Take a lot more care
And closely scrutinise
My fingers, my ankles, my feet
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
How shapely and trim and petite
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Both accent and inflection show polish to perfection
Such graces are the traces of our old elite
Such graces are the traces of our old elite~
I marvel how a man like you
Could fail to see my blood was blue
What a friendly, ha ha ha
Situation, ha ha ha
What a startling, ha-ha-ha
Revelation, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
What a friendly, ha-ha-ha
Situation, ha-ha-ha haaaa aaaa-aaa-aaaa
Ahhhh aaahhhhhh
Marquis, oh, what a wag you are
**Tonio:** How about jump-roping? No, too childish.

**[Prima]**

Profiles they say
Give the game away
When formed with classic grace
If the head on view
Isn't much to you
Then look at me side-face
What evidence more can there be, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I sing at soirees without fee, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bestowing my attention
With lofty condescension
Such graces are the traces of a pedigree
Such graces are the traces of a pedigree~
All's one to you, though I'm afraid
Because you love a parlour maid
What a friendly, ha-ha-ha
Situation, ha-ha-ha
What a startling, ha-ha-ha
Revelation, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
What a friendly, ha-ha-ha
Situation, ha-ha-ha haaaa aaaa aaa aaaaa
Ahhhh aaahhhhhh ahhh aaahhh aahhh
Ahhhhh aaaaahhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhaaaa
ahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(song ends as tea party guests cheer and applaud)

**Rana:** That is a very good performance you've picked, Prima, I like it!

**Prima:** Oh, thank you, Rana, I guess I'll brew myself a teacup with a little honey and lemons on it.

**LOLA:** I've heard Prima say entertainment, so I'll go get out the pom-poms.

**Miriam:** Me too! We're still V1s, right?

(Lola and Miriam both run to get cheerleader pom-poms)

**SeeU:** Avanna, my cat ears almost exploded because that part of one operatic piece I heard is almost ear-ringing.

**AVANNA:** Don't worry, SeeU, I know something that can heal them.

(drums playing in the background as Lola and Miriam arrive with cheerleader pom-poms on their hands)

**LOLA:** Ready?

**Miriam:** OK!

**[LOLA & Miriam]**

We are the V1s in a feminine style
Needed for a group more than once in awhile
Rally up the least who needs all respect
And all of the caring that you might expect
**[LOLA]**

Magenta is my color and gold is my sub
It's great to be a part of the ZGV club
**[Miriam]**

Silver is the one that makes me myself
You can't leave me on the deactivation shelf
**[LOLA & Miriam]**

Support us as long as you want anytime
Because there is occasionally a reason and a rhyme
**[LOLA]** While I say Zero...

**[Miriam]** ...I say G!

**[LOLA]** Zero!

**[Miriam]** G!

**[LOLA]** Zero!

**[Miriam]** G!

**[LOLA & Miriam]**

So keep us in your hearts and not in glass jars
Because we like to be a part of Vocaloid All Stars!
Go, V1~!
(tea party guests, except SeeU cheering after the rally ends)

**LEON:** That was quite impressive, Lola, how did you and Miriam improvise?

**LOLA:** I heard Prima say entertainment, so Miriam and I decided for a cheer rally that can support us V1s for an upgrade to V4 as our fans wish.

**Miriam:** Yeah, I have been named after my voicer.

**AVANNA:** All right, everyone, settle down, please. SeeU told me that an operatic high note had hit her cat ears, but I can heal them with this Celtic tune. \*starts playing the harp in the key of B flat\*

I dreamt that I dwelt in marble halls
With vassals and serfs at my side
And of all who assembled within those walls
That I was the hope and the pride
I had riches to great to count, could boast
Of a high ancestral name
But I also dreamt, which pleased me most
That you loved me still the same
That you loved me, you loved me still the same
That you loved me, you loved me still the same~
**SeeU:** \*sighing as she rubs her cat ears\* That was a good start. Keep it on~

**[AVANNA]**

I dreamt that suitors sought my hand
That knights upon bended knee
And with vows no maiden heart could withstand
They pledged their faith to me
And I dreamt that one of that noble host
Came forth my hand to claim
But I also dreamt, which charmed me most
That you loved me still the same
That you loved me, you loved me still the same
That you loved me, you loved me still the same~
**Piko Utatane:** Ah..... that reminds me that my sister Miki wanted all her family members to come back and reunite with me. What problems did they have?

**Stardust:** I'm starting to ponder how their lives began. If Miki likes 5-point stars, I might be willing to see that all her family members have different things that satisfy their appeal.