Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Cartoon Network Boxset

## Warning:

The following story contains graphic violence and content that might not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

## Story:

Toppy, Dave, and I spent all night, trying to find the old McDonald's so that we could speak with Teresa, Tex's girlfriend. Every time we would come to a McDonald's, we would always check to see if it was open. If it was open, it wouldn't be the old McDonald's. But we still didn't leave each McDonald's without getting a Big Mac meal each. We searched 12 McDonald's that day. (What? Wouldn't you eat 12 Big Mac meals if a psychotic robot just tried to kill you and you were trying to find his girlfriend to save the world?)

Anyways, it was getting late and everyone was ready to give up.

"Can we get a hotel for the night?" said Toppy, exhausted, his collar a tired brown color. (His collar always changes color depending on the emotion he's feeling.) "I'm so exhausted!"

"Yeah," added Dave. "And my stomach hurts from all of those Big Mac meals!"

"Come on, guys," I said. "Bear with me. I think this last one will be the old McDonald's."

"But we're tired and we have to go to the bathroom!" said Toppy and Dave.

"Why didn't you go at the last McDonald's?" I asked, getting annoyed.

"We didn't have to go then," said Toppy.

"OK," I said. We'll stop at this McDonald's and you two can do your business. Then, if this isn't the old McDonald's that Teresa lives by, we'll get a hotel for the night and try again tomorrow."

"OK," said Dave and Toppy, as they ran out of the car to go do their business.

I walked up to the door of the McDonald's and walked up to it. It looked rather old and abandoned. But I knew that this was a method that all restaurants used: Looking bad on the outside, looking great on the inside. So, I broke down the door, and the inside looked just as old as the outside. There were cobwebs on the tables, the kitchen looked dusty, there were rats everywhere, and the leftover ingredients looked like they have been abandoned for at least twenty years. So, I knew that this must've been the old McDonald's. So, I left to get the boys so that we could find Teresa. Well, after taking a few fried pies for the road.

"Guys!" I said, while running outside. "We found the old McDonald's!"

"That's awesome!" said Dave. "Now, the question is where is Teresa's house?"

We looked around, trying to find where Teresa's place might be. But as Toppy was looking, he saw a huge house.

"Guys," said Toppy. "I think this might be the place."

Dave and I went to look and saw the house. It was a Victorian-style house, painted blue, with a wide open space for someone to run around and play. There were toys everywhere, indicating that Tex might have had a few kids during his killing spree. On the mailbox, it read "Teresa and Tex".

"Well," I said. "Let's go in."

We all knocked on the door, and we were greeted by a young girl, looking to be around four years of age. She had blond hair and blue eyes. She also wore a pink dress with flowers on it.

"Um..." said Toppy, confused with a yellow confused collar color. "Teresa?"

"No," said the little girl. "My name is Tammy."

"Well, Tammy," said Dave. "Is your mother home?"

"Yes," said Tammy. "She's right inside."

Dave, Toppy, and I went inside and saw the house in chaos. There were at least seven other young kids running around. More specifically, six girls and one boy. We were shocked to see how many kids Tex had with Teresa. At that moment, Teresa walked in and, sure enough, she was pregnant.

"Hello!" said Tammy, excited. "I don't think I've seen you around here. Are you our new neighbors?"

"Actually, we were in the neighborhood," said Toppy. "So we figured we'd stop by and say hello."

"Well, it's always a pleasure to have guests over," said Teresa. "Come on in. You look exhausted."

We all went in and sat down at a table, which looked just as messy as the rest of the house.

"Please excuse the mess," said Teresa. "When you have eight kids and two more on the way, it can be a bit chaotic."

"Yeah," said Dave.

"I've seen you met my oldest, Tammy," said Teresa. "The rest of the kids are called Tia, Tanya, Thea, Tiffany, Tessa, Treasure, and Tim. When our next kids are born this week, we will call them True and Truly."

"Wow," said Toppy. "You have a fast life."

"Yes, we do," said Teresa. "The only problem is that my boyfriend has been very distant recently."

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Well, he's always travelling for work, he's in his basement all the time when he is home, and we're not as close as we used to be," said Teresa. "When we met, we always went on a date. Then one day, we just stopped. This was four years ago, when I was 13. I'm 16 now. I was kicked out of the house by my parents because I dated him. I gave my all for him. But he couldn't do the same for me."

"Well," I said. "Tex has been travelling the multiverse, killing innocent people and characters for disrespecting his company, and then recording it on video under multiple monikers."

"What?!" said Teresa, shocked. "He's the sweetest guy! He would never do that!"

"Really?" I said. "Well, let's go down to the basement together and see what he has in there. I know for sure it won't be a Civil War replica!"

I told Toppy and Dave to watch the kids while me and Teresa went to the basement to see what was inside. Tammy walked up to me before we went down.

"Thirsty?" She asked.

"Yes, sweety," I said. "I actually am pretty thirsty."

"Do you want bottled or tap water?" asked Tammy. "You know, because you're sweating."

"Well, do you have anything else?" I asked.

"No," said Tammy.

"Then, bottled, please," I said.

"OK," said Tammy.

While Teresa and I went down to the basement, Toppy and Dave looked around, admiring the house.

"Look at all of this and what it could be," said Toppy.

"What? The house?" asked Dave.

"Yeah, of course the house. This whole open floor plan they have going on is excellent," said Toppy, sarcastically. "No, man. I'm talking about Tex's life. He has kids, a girlfriend, and a nice house. He could've just decided to retire from entertainment after that kid got scared of him. But he decided to throw it all away to kill characters, which is pretty weird."

"Well, nonetheless, no one is gonna be safe, til we find a way to save the world," said Dave.

At that moment, Dave saw a wrapped present near the TV. It read "To Teresa, Love Tex." Toppy and Dave started to get suspicious about what it could be.

Meanwhile, Teresa and I were in the basement, to see Tex's secrets. I turned on the light, and Teresa went into shock. There was a huge gun case on one side of the basement, filled with various guns, blasters, and the like. Dangerous animals were caged everywhere, including bears, sharks, boars, and bulls. Grenades and pumpkin bombs were lined up in a row on a shelf.

"What is this?!" asked Teresa, getting fearful.

"That is the truth about your boyfriend," I said.

As we went back upstairs, Teresa had a terrified look on her face. She couldn't believe that the love of her life was a psychotic killer. When we finally made our way back upstairs, Toppy and Dave were holding the present, now unwrapped. Sure enough, it was another boxset. This time, it was for Cartoon Network and the characters on it included Finn, Jake, Steven Universe, Cow, Chicken, Johnny Bravo, Samurai Jack, Darwin, Gumball, Dexter, and Bloo.

"Did you know that he made these?" said Toppy.

"That was an anniversary gift," said Teresa. "I never really bothered to open it until now."

"Well, we need our answers," said Toppy. "So, let's watch."

Toppy put the DVD in and pressed play. The warning popped up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote Fathers and Daughters, despite that film not being THX-certified. It also has graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"This can't be happening," said Teresa.

The trailer opened with a shot of the THX-headquarters. This time, Tex was crying. Three robots walked up to him to see what the matter was. One robot looked like a robotic Buzz Lightyear, one robot looked like a robotic Spider-Man, and one robot looked like a robotic Batman.

"Why are you crying?" asked the robotic Buzz Lightyear.

"I have no one to hang out with!" said Tex, in between his sobs.

"We'll hang out with you!" said the robotic Spider-Man.

"Really?" said Tex, perking up.

"Of course," said the robotic Batman. "I'm Bruce."

"I'm Peter," said the robotic Spider-Man.

"I'm Buzz," said the robotic Lightyear.

"Nice to meet you guys!" said Tex, now happy.

It then showed a montage of the foursome hanging out together, while Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap played in the background. They went to the food court together. They walked in the park together. They even went to the mermaid lagoon in the THX headquarters. We all cried even more then what we did for the Universal Animation Boxset because it was just so sweet. But that feeling wouldn't last.

It cut to the day Tex snapped. Buzz, Bruce, and Peter were waiting to greet Tex. Tex high-fived the guys, ready to start his day. Then, it cut to Teresa telling Tex she was pregnant with their oldest twins. Then, it cut to the scared child. Then, the screen cut to black with the sound of slashing, screaming, gun shots, and sirens.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of The Land of Ooo. Jake and Finn were playing video games on their friend, BMO. The game looked like Mario Bros (the arcade version I would say). But at that moment, a package arrived at their door. Finn went to get it and saw that it was a new video game called Tex: The Game.

"Weird," said Finn. "I don't remember ordering Tex: The Game."

"We didn't," said Jake.

"He's right," said Tex, who had BMO in his hands and was hiding in the shadows. "I ordered it."

"It's you!" said Finn. "We heard about what you did! Leave The Land of Ooo now or we'll make you leave!"

"Well, that's pretty hostile of you," said Tex with a laugh. "But do you know what I'm gonna do?"

"What?" asked Finn.

"TIME FOR YOU TO GET A TASTE OF TEX'S TOAST!" yelled Tex.

Tex put the game inside of BMO, who screamed as the game was being forced into her. A ray of light shot out of the game, transporting Finn and Jake into it. On the game screen, Finn and Jake could be seen in what appeared to be and blocky grass field, but there was fire and dead cows around. They ran across the fields, trying to find a way out. But at that moment, suspenseful music was playing and Tex was flying to them laughing evilly. They ran and screamed, and Tex knocked them to the floor. Without pausing, Tex bitten down onto their flesh. They screamed as they were being eaten. The words "You're too slow" appeared on BMO, who also passed away because his battery died.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of a slaughterhouse. Cow and Chicken were walking inside.

"Where is everybody?!" asked Chicken.

"Chicken, I'm scared," said Cow. "I don't know where we are."

At that moment, Tex could be seen at the control panel of the slaughterhouse. Cow and Chicken screamed as they saw him.

"Hello, animals," said Tex. "I'm in the mood for some assorted meats."

"You aren't gonna slaughter us, are you?" asked Chicken.

"Wanna bet?" asked Tex.

At that moment, he pressed the Go button on the slaughterhouse panel and pushed Cow and Chicken through a brisket scissor. Cow and Chicken screamed as they were made into chicken wings, roast chicken, steaks, burgers, and the like. Also, this scene reminded me of the Finding Nemo scene in the Pixar boxset.

Anyways, the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Dexter's Lab. Dexter was working on his latest invention. apparently, it was meant to be a cloning machine.

"One last touch and the cloning machine will be complete," said Dexter.

But just as he was about to put the last part on the machine, a familiar hand grabbed it and put it on the machine.

"Thank you, sir," said Dexter, oblivious to who grabbed it. "Oh no! It's you!"

"Yes, it is!" said Tex.

"I've heard about what you did!" said Dexter. "Leave now or I will shrink you with my shrink ray and do tests on you for the rest of your life!"

"Nice try," said Tex with a chuckle. "But that isn't gonna happen. Now TIME TO DO AN EXPERIMENT WITH THE T-MAN!"

Tex went to Dexter's shrink ray and shrunk Dexter, who screamed as he was being shrunk. Then, Tex picked up Dexter and ate him whole.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

Gumball and Darwin were playing video games on their computer. The game they were playing was Galaktrek (from an TAWOG episode called The Points), and Darwin and Gumball were actually pretty good at the game. But at that moment, Tex joined the game server.

"Hey there, cat and fish!" said Tex. "I'm in a room, playing this game! Come and find me!"

"Oh no," said Gumball. "Not Tex!"

"Listen here, psycho!" yelled Darwin. "You murdered hundreds of thousands of people for no reason!"

"Don't bother arguing, Darwin,: said Gumball. "I'll go find him and take him down. If there's trouble, I'll yell for you."

"OK," said Darwin.

Gumball went to the laundry room of the house, and saw Tex, playing the game and holding a chainsaw. Gumball gasped when he saw him.

"Hello, Otter," said Tex as he walked towards Gumball with his chainsaw in his hands. "Done playing your video game?"

"Yes," said Gumball. "Don't come any closer or I will call the police and have you executed!"

"Not gonna happen," said Tex. "TIME FOR THE T-MAN TO GET A VICTORY WITH THE BEST PLANET!"

Tex used his chainsaw on Gumball, who screamed as he was being massacred. Darwin rushed into the laundry room to see his brother being massacred.

"Gumball, no!" said Darwin.

"Don't worry," said Tex, holding a flamethrower. "I didn't forget about you, Fish Sticks!"

"No! No! NOOOOOOO!" said Darwin as he was being burned.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Japan. Samurai Jack was practicing his sword fighting skills. But at that moment, Tex jumped down in front of him, in a Super Saiyan form.

"Hello, Ching Chong Jack," said Tex.

"THAT IS EXTREMELY RACIST!" yelled Jack, offended by that comment. "What you did to those people was pointless! I will slice and dice you until you die!"

"Not gonna happen," said Tex. "TIME TO MAKE SOME CHINA FRIED RICE FOR THE T-MAN!"

Tex used a kamehameha to kill Jack, He screamed as he met his permanent fate. I was just shocked that Tex would say a racist comment, as was everyone else.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Johnny Bravo's house. Johnny was making a fancy dinner for a date that he had tonight. The meal consisted of a roast turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, collard greens, stuffing, and a cake, which was still in the oven. At that moment, he heard a knock at the door.

"That must be my date," said Johnny.

He went to answer the door. But it wasn't his date. It was Tex!

"Hello, lady killer," said Tex.

"Lady killer?!" said Johnny. "No one has ever called me a lady killer before!"

"Yeah, whatever," said Tex. "Anyways, I heard you're making a dinner for someone. Who is it for?"

"Um, it's just for my date tonight," said Johnny. "But the cake is still in the oven."

"Oh man, don't wanna share?" said Tex. "TIME TO GO ON A DINNER DATE WITH TEX THE T-REX!"

Tex chased Johnny throughout his house. Johnny screamed as he was being chased by the psycho robot. At that moment, Johnny's date walked in and saw Tex chasing Johnny.

"You leave him alone!" yelled his date.

"You know, my girlfriend is just like you," said Tex. "Skanky, trashy, a goat simp for me! We have had four kids since we started dating. I'm only spare her life because she doesn't fear me. But you two fear me. You can't escape me. TIME TO END YOUR DATE OFF WITH A BANG!"

Tex pulled out a Pumpkin bomb and threw it at Johnny and the date. They both screamed as they were blown to smithereens. Teresa looked shocked that Tex would insult her like that.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends at night. Mac and Bloo were playing a card game. But at that moment, Tex popped up in front of them. Bloo and Mac screamed as they saw him.

"Hello, weird blue pet and young boy," said Tex. "Can I join in your card game?"

"It is only two people," said Mac, nervously.

"Oh man. Don't wanna share your toys, huh?" said Tex, as he pulled out a card. "TIME TO PLAY SOME BLACKJACK WITH TEXY WEXY!"

Tex threw two cards at Bloo and Mac, slashing their throats. The duo screamed as they died.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Beach City. Steven was practicing his magic on a beach. When all of a sudden, Tex appeared, riding a lion. Steven gasped as he saw him.

"Hello, magic ten-year-old," said Tex.

"I heard a lot about what you did!" yelled Steven. "I will cast a spell on you that will make you into a fish!"

"Not gonna happen," said Tex. "Time for your circle of life to end!"

Tex raced to Steven with the lion, who ate part of Steven. Steven screamed as he was being mauled by the lion.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of the THX logo. Next to it was the Cartoon Network logo, looking bloody. At that moment, the deep note played. This time, the screams belonged to Steven, Finn, Jake, Gumball, Darwin, Cow, Chicken, Johnny, Samurai Jack, Mac, and Bloo. After the deep note stopped, Tex dropped down like usual, holding an engagement ring.

"Hi there, Cartoon Network fans," started Tex. "Tex the T-Rex is back at it again, killing all of your favorite characters for disrespecting my company! Also, Teresa, will you marry me?! Together, we can conquer the world. Good night."

Tex flew away as "The Audience is Listening" and "To be continued..." appeared on the screen.

"What was that?!" said Teresa. "Goat simp?! Trashy?! I thought he loved me!"

"I'm so sorry, Teresa," said Toppy.

"He's not going anywhere near the kids or me ever again!" said Teresa.

"We're trying to stop him from killing anymore people, so that we can save the world," I said. "We need your help. Are you with us?"

"Yes," said Teresa. "I am."

At that moment, Tex walked into the house. Teresa hid all of us, so that he wouldn't see us.

"Hi babe," said Tex, kissing Teresa on the cheek.

"Hi honey," said Teresa, trying to act natural. "I made your favorite: Meat loaf."

"Oh, you know me so well," said Tex.

But right before he was about to eat dinner, he noticed that something was wrong with the house. He sniffed around, looking at the fridge, and noticing that some leftovers were missing.

"Huh?!" said Tex. "Someone has been eating my food."

What? I was hungry while watching that trailer. It was probably not smart of me, but it tasted delicious.

Anyways, Tex then sniffed around and noticed that his chair was damaged.

"Someone has been sitting in my chair!" said Tex, getting more angry.

Then, Tex sniffed around and went into the bathroom.

"SOMEONE FORGOT TO FLUSH!" yelled Tex.

What? I had to use the bathroom. I didn't think to flush at the time.

Anyways, after Tex flushed my poop down the toilet, he realized someone was here.

"And they are still here," said Tex, with a huge grin. "Come to steal my girlfriend, Goldilocks? Ready or not, here I come!"

At that moment, Bruce, Peter, and Buzz barged into the house, guns in hand, ready to kill Tex.

"All of you, run!" yelled Buzz to us. "We will take care of Tex!"

Teresa, the kids, Toppy, Dave, and I raced to our car, while Buzz, Peter, and Bruce tried to shoot Tex. But Tex flew out of the house to an abandoned forest.

"So you three corrupted my girlfriend, huh?!" yelled Tex to us. "Well, she is now officially on my kill list! This isn't the last of me!"

Tex flew away as Bruce, Peter, and Buzz went into our car. Everyone signed in relief to see that Tex was gone.

"I'm sure you figured out who we were just now," said Peter.

"Pretty much," I said. "Thank you for saving us."

"Ever since Tex snapped, we made a vow to help anyone who was about to become a victim of him," said Bruce.

"You three knew Tex snapped and didn't tell me?!" yelled Teresa, angry. "I'm pregnant right now with two of his kids, our ninth and tenth child! You three put hundreds of thousands of people in danger!"

"Well, it wasn't our fault that kid feared him!" yelled Bruce.

"JUST SHUT UP!" yelled Toppy, his collar now a red angry color. "We aren't gonna get our answers by arguing! We have to figure something out!"

"Well, there is a boxset at the THX headquarters," said Peter. "But it's in the mermaid lagoon. It is said that the last person that went in there was drowned by the mermaids. So, it's too dangerous."

"It could work," I said. "Let's go."

All of us started driving to the THX headquarters in Los Angeles to get that boxset, so we could save the world. But what we didn't know was that our problems would only continue to grow.

(To be continued. )