Cell Phone

* Current
* Old

### Description

Back in my day these flipped open and shut. Wait they brought that back? Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of a bankrobbery. Misusing it (such as dialing police when there's no trouble) may cost you money.

## Overview

### Source(s)

Market offers
Shop
Search
Crime
Events

**Cell Phone** is a tool in Dank Memer that can be obtained by market offers, buying it from the shop, commiting cyber bullying, or searching the purse.

## Overview

Cell Phones remain in the user's inventory after usage. Upon usage, Dank Memer will reply with several options. The user will then have to type in chat the letter linked to the action they want to perform.

This is a list of all available actions using the Cell Phone:

 Call the police
 Send a text message to somebody
 Ring the devs
 Exit

### Calling in sick for work

Users can call in sick for work by choosing "**Call in sick for work**", this will prevent the user from getting fired from their job the same day if they do not work the minimum hours required. However, if the user calls in sick for work 4 times, the user will get fired from their job.

The interface will first say "Dialing **Boss**", then switching to "On the phone with **Boss**".

The first time someone calls in sick for work for one day, it will say:

* **Username**: Yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz i'm a bit sick yeah
* **Boss**: Oh, sorry to hear, [username]! Hope you get better soon. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work. Have a good one!

Repeating this will display:

* **Username**: Yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
* **Boss**: No worries mate, you just get some rest, Rome wasn't built in a day. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work.

and then:

* **Username**: Yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz i'm a bit sick yeah
* **Boss**: Still sick, hey? Hm. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work. Hope you get better soon.

After that, for 24 hours, there is a 0% chance that you will get fired. Additionally, you're still allowed to work.

After dialing the boss four times in a day, you will get fired.

* **Username**: Yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz i'm a bit sick yeah
* **Boss**: Alright, now you're just playing games with me. If you really want to get out of work that bad, why don't I just fire you? You're **fired**.

### Call the police

Users can also call the police by choosing "**Call the police**" in case someone is performing a bankrob on them. In case there was no emergency, or if the user was the victim of a wallet robbery instead of a heist, the police will fine the user and take some of their coins for disrupting them.

When there is a bankrob occurring and you call the police, it will say:

* **Username**: hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
* **Police Officer**: We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.

For every user who joined the heist, they will be fined ⏣10000 each.

If there is no robbery happening, then it will say:

* **Username**: hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
* **Police Officer**: Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight. Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

After a while, a small amount of coins will be taken from your balance.

### Send a message

Users can also send a text message to another user by choosing "**Send a text**", Dank Memer will then request the user to fill a form containing that message, after that, the user can type in any message they want to send to the valid user tag they provided.

### Ring the developers

Users were able to jokingly ring the developers. Dank Memer will then stage a conversation in which the user will ask the developers why they made the bot "bad", and they may respond with several different answers ranging from "Go away" to "Why would I make a good bot?". This has since been removed.

### Exit

By clicking "**Exit**", users will "exit" the phone interface, basically shutting it down.

## Appearance

It is a black cell phone with the interface on.

## Aliases

* cell
* phone
* cenoe

## Trivia

* The Cell Phone's name is the memePhone.
* The drawing of the old version of the Cell Phone had an icon resembling the Google logo on it.
	+ The current Cell Phone model has a wallpaper resembling the default wallpaper in iOS 14.