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Cheryl Cole

Despite being a former member of The Pantheon, Cheryl Cole has lacked real success in WWYD. She finished in the last 16 of WWYD3 and managed to secure #12 Seed status, but was knocked out in Round 1 of WWYD4 by Catherine Zeta-Jones in WWYD4. She finished bottom of the Number 1 contenders group for the new WWYD Undisputed Championship at Queen's Cup IV. Cole formed Brit Slap with Kelly Brook and competed in the 1st Tag-Team Tournament, but success still evaded her.
Official Committee

## Overview

The Official Committee comprised four unnamed advisors to Head Referee Walter Day who took the kinds of key executive decisions later taken by the role of Commissioner during WWYD1 and WWYD2. The advisors never spoke and Day typically was the only member of the committee who made public announcements.
Master of Ceremonies

## Overview

The Master of Ceremonies for WWYD since the inception of the role during WWYD2 has been Michael Aspel who carries a red-leather-bound copy of "The Complete WWYD" with him, an almanac featuring the history of WWYD, statistics and other such details. The Master of Ceremonies is typically only seen for the Quarter-Final Draw during which he is in charge of drawing the balls to determine the matches. The matches for The Queen's Cup II were also performed by draw where the Master of Ceremonies was helped by a drunk Rod Stewart.

## List of Reporters

1. Michael Aspel (from WWYD2 to present)

Michael Aspel
Rules

## Tournament Rules

1. WWYD consists of 64 contestants in a straight knock-out six-round tournament of polled matches.
2. Unless qualifying as a “seed”, no contestant may re-enter WWYD tournaments once they have been knocked out.
3. The Pfeiffer Rule: there shall be no running interference on a vote beyond “acceptable cheerleading”. First warning receives a yellow card, second warning is an automatic DQ for the candidate.
4. The Watson Rule: matches that end without a clear 1% margin will be declared a tie eliminating both contestants. Their would-be opponent in the next round receives a BYE to the following round.
5. The Taylor Rule: if a contestant enters as a character from a film or TV show depicted by an actress, that actress cannot enter WWYD again as a different character or as themselves.
6. The Shapiro Rule: if there is evidence of any bots employed on votes, the contestant will receive a lifetime ban which can only be lifted by the discretion of the authorities.
7. Vote Cap: WWYD matches are capped at 2,100 votes. No votes beyond this will be counted. The match will stop at 2,100 votes and the winner will be declared at that moment. This rule was introduced by Commissioner William Regal after extensive data analysis during WWYD3.
8. Picture rules: contestants must use a different shot in each round.
9. No E-Thots: in order to be eligible, contestants must be famous and not simply “e-thots”. An OnlyFans account is evidence of e-thottery.
10. Queen’s Cup: the eight contestants who lost by the narrowest margin who did not qualify as seeds, plus eight “saved” by the commissioner, will enter the Queen’s Cup which is contested for re-entry into WWYD as #9 Seed. The runner-up enters as #15 Seeds.
11. The winners of the Tag-Team tournament enter as #13 and #14 Seeds.

## WWYD Undisputed Championship

1. The winner of the  WWYD Tournament faces the WWYD Undisputed Champion at the following event.
2. The belt can only change hands on a clean win, champion retains in the event of a draw of disqualification.
3. The number 1 contender for the title is otherwise determined at The Queen's Cup. From Queen's Cup VI onwards, this was automatically the winner of The Queen's Cup.
4. The champion has a six-match "cool down" rule for each shot used, challengers may use any shot.

## Queen's Cup Rules

The tournament follows regular WWYD rules except:

* Group matches take place in a round robin in three rounds.
* 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw, 0 points for a loss.
* The Watson rule is suspended for group games although a “win” must still be >1%
* The winner of each group advances to the semi-finals.

## Tag-Team Tournament Rules

As per regular WWYD rules following Queen's Cup additions except:

* Entrants must consist of two contestants and a team name.
The Shrine

## About

**The Shrine** is a secret zone in SCP RPG that can be teleported to from Room5. **The Shrine** contains a few things: a shop, an obby, and a teleporter to Judgement Hall. The Shrine is only accessible from Room5.

To get to Room5, there will be a fake wall behind the Black Market which has a teleporter that will only teleport you if you are **Level 100**. This is shown in the gallery at the bottom of the page.

In Room5, there will be a giant white teleporter that requires you to pay **500,000 Gold** to enter **The Shrine**. This is permanent, meaning you will not have to re-buy access when returning to **The Shrine**.

## SecretShop

In the front of **The Shrine**, there is a shop called the **SecretShop**. The **SecretShop** has **eight** things that you can purchase:

* SCP-999 Blade
* SCP-207
* SCP-500-01
* Scary Soda
* Strange Soda
* Helmet of the Abyss
* Serpent's Eye
* Serpent's Curse

## The Hand

In the back of **The Shrine**, there is a giant hand coming out from underneath. Near the hand, a prompt will appear saying "**[15\_SOLO\_SCIENTIST]**." This is how you teleport to Judgement Hall, where Sans Undertale resides. The “**[15\_SOLO\_SCIENTIST]**” means that **15** solo The Scientist wins are required to enter Judgement Hall. After entering Judgement Hall, **15** solo The Scientist wins will be subtracted from your current solo amount, so you will have to re-grind to return to Judgement Hall.

## Green Cube Obby

There are pillars in **The Shrine** that you can climb onto to get up. It is recommended to use Serpent's Eye to get up on to the first and second sections of the wood planks, as Serpent's Eye provides a massive jump boost when used.

To get to the first section of the wood planks to the second, use Serpent's Eye to climb betweeen the two large intersecting pillars. Then, jump again to reach the second section of the wood planks. After this, simply walk along the path that leads to the green light. Here, you will find the **Green Cube Obby**.

As soon as you enter the obby, you health will immediately start to drain. This is because the air is poisonous, which is a result from the green toxic below the obby. Serpent's Eye does not work in the obby, so it is recommended to use a Special that boosts your speed. This is optional, but it helps greatly because you must complete the obby before all of your **HP** drains. Falling down into the green toxic will immediately kill you. Here is a tutorial on how to get the Green Cube:

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## Gallery

The ShrineTeleporter back to Entrance ZoneThe HandSecretShopFake wall behind the Black MarketTeleporter to The Shrine in Room5Requirement to enter The ShrineGreen Cube ObbyCollecting the Green CubeRequirement to enter Judgement Hall
The Sigler Spoon

The Sigler Spoon is awarded to the worst performing contestant in each competition. It was created after Queen's Cup V when Damian Hurley, a man, defeated Jamie-Lynn Sigler, a woman. Although several contestants had worse overall points than Sigler, the humiliation of the defeat was sufficient to give her the prize.

* Queen's Cup V: Jamie-Lyn Sigler
* 1st Tag-Team Tournament: The Fats
WWYD Wiki

**Welcome to WWYD Wiki!**

Dedicated to the internet's best beauty contest, WWYD operated by the WWYD Franchise! Below you will find various categories which explain the ins and outs of the game, its history, lore, superstars and so on.

## Categories

* Entrants
* Factions and Teams
* Locations
* Organisations
* Personalities
* Roles and Rules
* Signature Shots
* Storylines
* Superstars
* Terminology
* Tournaments
Lead Analyst

## Overview

The Lead Analyst leads most of the punditry coverage for WWYD and typically sits on the left with the Colour Analyst sitting to his right. For most of the existence of the WWYD Franchise, the lead analyst has been Alan Hansen but Al Pacino took over the role for WWYD4 during the Med Event Mafia era. Following The Consortium Takeover, Hansen was restored to the role.

## List of Lead Analysts

1. Alan Hansen (from WWYD1 to WWYD3)
2. Al Pacino (from Queen's Cup III to WWYD4)
3. Alan Hansen (from Queen's Cup IV to present)

Alan HansenAl Pacino
The Queen's Cup

## Overview

The Queen's Cup is the secondary competition in WWYD. It takes place on a bi-monthly basis with the main WWYD tournament (officially called, but seldom referred to as, "The WWYD World Cup") taking place in the alternating months. For example, in 2023, WWYD3 took place in January, Queen's Cup III in February, WWYD4 in March, and Queen's Cup IV in April. Events usually take place either on the first day of the month or sometimes the last night of the previous month.

## History

When nominations were opened up for WWYD2, after the late Queen Elizabeth II was nominated, Lead Analyst Alan Hansen objected that it was in poor taste for Her Late Majesty to be subjected to WWYD and went on strike until she was withdrawn. As a compromise with the Official Committee, Hansen set-up a small 8-contestant tournament to choose a replacement for Queen Elizabeth. Hence **The Queen's Cup** was born. The tournament was won by Elizabeth Taylor.

Prior to the start of WWYD2, new rules were established by the Official Committee that The Queen's Cup would now solely feature contestants who had been eliminated from WWYD as a way of gaining re-entry into the tournament. The winner would be ranked as #9 Seed.

Before Queen's Cup III started, new Commissioner Monica Bellucci changed the structure of the tournament to have group stages in a round-robin format with all four semi-finalists now qualifying for the next WWYD tournament. The second-, third-, and fourth-placed contestants would now also qualify for the next WWYD.

After WWYD4 and The Consortium Takeover, the rules were updated to formalise these changes. Now the second-, third and fourth-placed contestants would now be ranked as #13, #14, and #15 Seeds respectively.

## Winners

1. Queen's Cup I: Elizabeth Taylor
2. Queen's Cup II: Brooke Shields
3. Queen's Cup III: Cindy Crawford
4. Queen's Cup IV: Salma Hayek
5. Queen's Cup V: Lauren Jauregui
Med Event Mafia Offices

These were the offices used by the Med Event Mafia during their period of ownership over the WWYD Franchise. The Med superstars were able to get changed here away from the rest of the Locker Room. After their defeat Commissioner Monica Bellucci gave a farewell speech at the offices, leading Salma Hayek and Lauren Jauregui to lead cheers of solidarity for her. Later, they moved to the Med Event Mafia Lair.
Peak

Superstars in WWYD typically enter shots from their "peak period", which can vary from superstar to superstar. For example, 4-time champion Jennifer Connelly has tended to favour shots almost exclusively from the period 1990 to 1995 despite remaining attractive after those dates, similarly Monica Bellucci has favoured shots from the early-to-mid 1990s despite remaining attractive as an older woman, and has completely avoided shots from her "Matrix-period". Some superstars have a "long peak", Kelly Brook for example has entered shots that date over 20 years apart from when she was 20-years-old to when she was 40-years-old. Liz Hurley is often commented on for being timeless and never seeming to age, still attractive well into her 40s and even at 57, but she was arguably at her peak in her 30s rather than in her "punkish" 20s. The resurgence of Michelle Pfeiffer in WWYD4 was attributed by some to the restriction of her shots to the period between 1979 and 1982, leading to the claim that her "hotness peak" differed from her "fame peak", which came in the period between 1985 and 1995.
Queen's Cup II

## Overview

Prior to the start of WWYD2, new rules were established by the Official Committee that The Queen's Cup would now solely feature contestants who had been eliminated from WWYD as a way of gaining re-entry into the tournament. Following the events of both Shapiro-gate and Bellucci-gate, Alan Dershowitz, the lawyer for both Abigail Shapiro and Monica Bellucci, pointed out that Denise Richards had been allowed entry into the Queen's Cup, despite her being disqualified during Hansen-gate. The new Commissioner, William Regal, decided that Shapiro and Bellucci should play each other with the winner facing Christina Hendricks for a place in The Queen's Cup. The idea was that both women, having disgraced the competition with their scandals, would have to start again "from the very bottom". Bellucci won both matches. Regal called this, Bellucci's "Road to Redemption", which became the tagline for the event -- all subsequent Queen's Cups have been given similar taglines. Regal had fully expected Bellucci to win the tournament, but to his shock and to many of the fans, she drew with Richards in Round 1 and went out on The Watson Rule. The tournament was instead won by Brooke Shields who became a break-out star.

## Storylines and Controversies

The major story of the tournament was the shock Round 1 exist of Monica Bellucci who was widely expected to win the cup following the events of Bellucci-gate. That she failed to defeat Denise Richards meant that despite her reinstatement by William Regal, by the official rules she was nonetheless eliminated from competition and therefore could not take part in WWYD3. This seeded the circumstances that gave rise to the Med Event Mafia Takeover and Bellucci's eventual installation as Commissioner.

The other emergent story from the tournament was the established of Brooke Shields as a major WWYD Superstar. She had been eliminated from WWYD2 narrowly in Round 2 by Michelle Pfeiffer, and few, if any were talking about her as a contender since the limelight had been on Bellucci, and beyond her, Brigette Bardot who a vocal and loud minority of fans were disgusted lost to Claudia Cardinale in Round 1 of WWYD2. When Shields defeat Bardot 67-33 in the final, she not only silenced those fans and ended Bardot's WWYD career, but also announced her real arrival onto the scene as a major competitor.

## Booklet

The Complete WWYD: First Three Tournaments

## Links

* Bellucci vs. Shapiro
* Bellucci vs. Hendricks
* Quarter-Finals
* Semi-Finals
* Final
The Great Beginning

**The Great Beginning** is known by all as the start of fully developed nations and empires including the recording of them. No one knows the exact date of the development of civilizations across Elaria but what we do know is that most of them developed near the equator and southern regions. The first nation to have developed was called "The Most Serene Republic of Sulani." With the second being "The Republic of Vojiesia" plus many more. Though these first two nations would eventually grow weaker in isolation with the accessional recurrence.

Over the coming weeks as more nations and civilizations sprout up all over the world, people report hearing armies marching all over Elaria at night, vibrating the ground. With bones clanking next to one another with eerie groans, horns, and whistles following through the wind. Some of these civilizations could calculate where the origin of these sounds and vibrations were coming from. Eventually, they met at a big indent in a cave at the top of a mountain. Once it hit midnight the sounds became louder, the vibrations were almost as if a million baby giants would be stomping all over the world. Then suddenly a portal opened with a crackling sound and the armies of the nations waiting to stop this other worldly army at all costs. This nightmare showed up to defeat what would come!

As day came, these nations were able to defeat this undead army of skeletons and defeated their leader. The world could rest easy now. This was the event that would mark the beginning of alliances, enemies and geo-politics across the world of Elaria.
Owner

## Overview

The WWYD Owner is the person or entity who owns the WWYD Franchise. The original owner was Walter Day, who also served as Head Referee, but he was made an "offer he could not refuse" by Silvio Berlusconi following WWYD3 which triggered the Med Event Mafia Takeover. The Med Event Mafia era would prove short-lived, however. During WWYD4, Tony Blair persuaded Berlusconi to sell the company to a mysterious organisation, led by Sir Charles Lynton, called The Consortium Inc. to trigger The Consortium Takeover.

## List of Owners

1. Walter Day (from WWYD1 to WWYD3)
2. Silvio Berlusconi (from Queen's Cup III to WWYD4)
3. The Consortium Inc. (from Queen's Cup IV to present)

Walter DaySilvio BerlusconiSir Charles Lynton, Chairman of The Consortium Inc.
Reserve Analysts

## Overview

Reverse Analysts are substitute analysts who cover for the Lead Analyst or Colour Analyst should they be detained for any reason. From the start of WWYD, the two main reserve analysts have been Pierce Brosnan and Ian Wright who have notably filled in for Alan Hansen for various reasons, such as before WWYD2 when he left the studio to protest the inclusion of Queen Elizabeth II, which led to the creation of The Queen's Cup, on that occasion Wright stepped in. During the tournament itself Brosnan replaced Hansen when he was suspended for his role in Hansen-gate. Brosnan and Wright worked together for the first time during Queen's Cup III because Al Pacino and Paolo Maldini had only been contracted for WWYD4 by the Med Event Mafia.

## List of Reserve Analysts

* Pierce Brosnan
* Ian Wright

Pierce BrosnanIan Wright
Bobby Heenan

## Overview

    Bobby "the Brain" Heenan was the manager of Liz Hurley for WWYD2 and WWYD3. He was outspoken, typically put down the fans, and encouraged Hurley to lean into her more sexually promiscuous shots. Heenan was a loud voice during the Hansen-gate saga which saw Denise Richards disqualified after Alan Hansen interfered in her match with Hurley as part of his crusade against her use of Route 1 tactics. When Hurley failed to defeat Penelope Cruz in the Quarter-Finals of WWYD3, Hurley blamed Heenan for his tactics -- he had encouraged her to pick a raunchy and rarely seen Route 3 shot of Hurley smoking a cigarette in bed while his opposite number, Cruz's manager Salma Hayek had encouraged her client to cover up with a "catalogue shot". Angered that she had fallen outside the top 4 for the first time, Hurley fired Heenan and later joined The Pantheon ostensibly turning her back on her villainous ways (only later to turn on them once more). Heenan has not been seen in WWYD since.
Marylin Monroe

Despite her iconic status in popular culture, Monroe has not done particularly well in WWYD. She was eliminated on The Watson Rule after a 50-50 draw against Barbara Palvin in WWYD5, won only one match at Queen's Cup V and teaming with Anita Ekberg as the Vintage Vixens won only a single match at the 1st Tag-Team Tournament.
Audrey Hepburn

Despite her iconic status in popular culture, Hepburn had only a middling WWYD career. A former member of The Pantheon, her first tournament -- WWYD3 -- was her best finish: in the Elite Eight. However, in WWYD4, she suffered a heavy Round 1 defeat to Denise Richards and on her comeback in the Number 1 contenders match at Queen's Cup IV, did not win a single match and managed only one point: a draw with Cheryl Cole.
Lynton's Interest in Gio Scotti

## Overview

Following the X-Factor storyline, Sir Charles Lynton, Chairman of The Consortium Inc. started showing an interest in Gio Scotti. After both Dr Willa Wanda and Michelle Pfeiffer had filed reports suggesting that WWYD5 had an unusually large number of nominees who are not famous and simply "OnlyFans stars", Commissioner William Regal ordered Special Investigator Robert Mruczek to complete an audit on all nominees for evidence of OnlyFans accounts and of their overall fame. Mruczek found that several of the scheduled contestants did not meet the threshold including Gio Scotti who was flagged as a "TikTok star". Regal announced that these contestants would be barred from entering WWYD to maintain standards and that a new "No e-Thots" regulation would be added to the official rules. When Scotti's name was among those excluded from WWYD, Sir Lynton intervened using an objection by a fan as a pretext under new "governance and oversight" rules which the WWYD Franchise must now follow since The Consortium Takeover. Lynton then secretly invited Michelle Pfeiffer to his office and tried to persuade her to induct Scotti into The Pantheon, when she objected, Lynton persisted and instead got Pfeiffer to agree to take Scotti under her wing in the WWYD Locker Room. As part of the deal, Pfeiffer wanted Lynton to ensure that life in WWYD was "made difficult" for Scarlett Johansson, presumably because she had double-crossed The Pantheon in joining Liz Hurley to form GTFO. It is not yet clear where these developments will lead. In the event, Scotti lost to Johansson in Round 1 of WWYD5 and was later barred from Queen's Cup V after Dr Wanda discovered she is possibly under-16. By this time, it seemed Lynton had moved on and set his sights on capitalizing on the popularity of Penny Morduant at the coronation of King Charles III, however she also lost in Round 1 of WWYD5.
The Pfeiffer Brigade

## Overview

The Pfeiffer Brigade were an unofficial fan-club and lobby-group for Michelle Pfeiffer during WWYD1. who incessantly criticised the choice of her shots, encouraged others to vote for her and called foul whenever Pfeiffer was not winning. This came to a head in her Semi-Final match against Liz Hurley when the Brigade argued that the choice of shots led Pfeiffer to lose. This led to Head Referee Walter Day to hold an unofficial rematch alongside the Semi-Final with a shot of the Brigade's choosing, but Hurley won by an even bigger margin. This eventually led to The Pfeiffer Rule against such "brigading", which has been a core part of the WWYD Official rules ever since. The Chairman of the Brigade was a vocal critic of Hurley, and tried to label her "beans on toast". The Brigade were still in operation around the start of WWYD2 when they were indirectly involved in Obama-gate, but disbanded shortly afterwards.
Zooey Deschanel

Deschanel debuted in WWYD4, where she almost upset Monica Bellucci in Round 2 losing the match by the narrowest margin (51-49). However she was pipped to group qualification by Natalie Dormer at Queen's Cup IV and failed also to qualify from the group tagging with Taylor Swift as the Bang Gang at the 1st Tag-Team Tournament. Despite her lack of success, some people see potential in Deschanel as a contender in the future.
Med Event Mafia Lair

This is the secret underground lair of Med Event Mafia used during and after WWYD5. As part of the Med Event Mafia Dominate Damian storyline, Damian Hurley was dragged here and forced to fix the groups for the Queen's Cup V to favour Lauren Jauregui and Ana de Armas. William Regal and Robert Mruczek also woke up here bound and threatened with a gun during WWYD6 in the Med Event Mafia's Arrangement with Jeremy Hunt storyline.
Elizabeth Taylor

## Overview

Elizabeth Taylor entered WWYD1 as Martha from the film *Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?* but then entered Queen's Cup I and subsequently WWYD2 as Cleopatra from the film of the same name. This led to the creation of The Taylor Rule to prevent actresses entering WWYD multiple times under different names. Taylor (as Cleopatra) won the first Queen's Cup but failed to find much success after this.

# Storylines and Controversies

## WWYD1

Taylor entered as Martha and was eliminated in Round 1 by Margo Channing.

## Queen's Cup I

Taylor entered as Cleopatra and won the first ever Queen's Cup, then a straight knock-out tournament with only eight contestants. Taylor won in controversial fashion, however, after Kate Middleton was red-carded under The Pfeiffer Rule when a fan was adjudged to have gone beyond acceptable cheerleading.

## WWYD2

Taylor's entry as Cleopatra led to the creation of The Taylor Rule. She defeated Catherine Deneuve in what many considered to be an upset in Round 1, 51-49, and reached Round 3 where she was soundly thrashed by the eventual winner Jennifer Connelly.

## Queen's Cup IV

Taylor was reinstated, this time under her own name, to take part in the Number 1 contender group to challenge for the WWYD Undisputed Championship. Taylor won two matches and finished second in the group, but lost out to Kelly Brook.

## 1st Tag-Team Tournament

Taylor formed The Rulers with Emma Watson as both of them had Rules named after them. However, they failed to find much success and were eliminated in the Group Stage and getting their only win against the jobber team of the Black Panthers.

# Facts

* **Teams**
	+ The Rulers
Aurora Golden Muriel The First

Golden's Reign Over The Province Of Muriel:

August 13th: Today I Became The Governer Of Muriel It Was A Very Interesting Day I Was Given A Tour Of Muriel And Began Fixing the Roads

August 14th: I started Building A New Bunch Of Houses And Made Muriel A Discord!

August 15th: I settled Arai Vutai And Constructed A Bunch Of Homes

August 16th: Began Work On the Araian Building Of The Grand Trade Center And Made Cobby Mayor Of Arai Vutai

August 17th: Almost Done With The GTC And Cobby Left Muriel

August 18: I Finished The GTC With Cobby And Vytas Became Mayor

August 19th: We Found Zombin

August 20th: Disease Called Devil's Disease Discovered

August 21st: Disease Began Spreading More

August 22nd: Disease Dies Down

August 23rd: No Updates

August 24th: No Updates

August 25th-29th: No Updates Except Disease Spreaded

August 30th: Muriel Is Put On Lockdown

August 31st: I don't Remember

September 1st - 2nd : Nothing Except Flooding In Arai Vutai

September 3rd: Famine In Muriel And I Kill The Disease

September 4th: Famine Ends

September 5th: I Healed From My Wounds

September 6th: Nothing

September 7th: Nothing

September 8th: Nothing

September 9th: I Have Locked Myself In Here I Guess... I Guess I Must Go Now....

## Appearances

### Appears in

Muriel, Arai Vutai, And Zorzapolarna

The Rise Of Muriel's Economy And Founding Of Muriel University

After The Founding Of Arai Vutai The Murielian Economy Began To Rise From Squid! They Officially Announced That Muriel's Currency Would Become The Emerald. With This Money They Began Supporting Citizen's Lives And The Live's Of all In Muriel Tourism Started to Boom Once The Disease Sprouted And Is Still Booming ; Later On The Murielian Government Would Create A University Named Muriel University To Help The Murielian People Learn And This Attracted The Royal Family So King Ammon Sent His Daughter And Son To The University.
Tony Blair

## Overview

Former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, was a guest analyst during WWYD1 when he joined Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson revealed that he is a fan of the game who supports Jennifer Connelly. He also noted that he is not a fan of Liz Hurley because she supported Brexit and Blair was a noted Remainer. It is possible that this was intended to be a joke because Blair is also known to be good friends with fellow-Remainer, Hugh Grant who still frequently has Hurley and her son Damian stay at his house

Blair would next be seen during WWYD4 and was instrumental in setting up The Consortium Takeover after Grant called him following Ana de Armas's attempted assassination of Damian Hurley during the Med Event Mafia vs. The Pantheon storyline. Blair immediately called Silvio Berlusconi and brokered a deal for him to sell the WWYD Franchise to The Consortium Inc..
American Made

American Made is the team of Cindy Crawford and Brooke Shields, two key members of The Pantheon. Crawford and Shields had long been best friends within the world of WWYD and officially teamed up for the 1st Tag-Team Tournament. Crawford and Sheilds have both talked about the importance of hard work, training, taking vitamins, saying prayers and representing the clean "American Way" of doing things, in contrast to the corrupt methods of the Med Event Mafia. During the X-Factor, it even appeared that Shields may have some romantic feelings for Crawford, although there was no sign that Crawford views the relationship as anything but platonic.
William Regal

## Overview

William Regal was announced as the new WWYD Commissioner following WWYD2 by Walter Day, who was stepping back from his duties due to stress and depression. He is a "no nonsense" official, who foregrounds making common-sense decisions and who takes informed decisions based on data typically gathered by the Special Investigator. Although generally sticking to the rules, he has made a few ad-hoc decisions. For example, his first tournament in charge was The Queen's Cup II in which he had given the disgraced Monica Bellucci a "Road to Redemption" by overturning her ban and giving her the opportunity to back it back into WWYD in a series of matches. He also oversaw proceedings for WWYD3, a tournament which is notable for its lack of controversial incidents and yellow cards, which many put down to the "zero tolerance" approach taken by Regal. Following the Med Event Mafia Takeover he was immediately dismissed by the new owned Silvio Berlusconi and replaced by Bellucci. Regal would not return until after The Consortium Takeover following WWYD4 when he was appointed Commissioner once more by the new owners. He had a showdown of sorts with Bellucci when she tried to claim the #3 Seed slot right at the end of the Med Event Mafia vs. The Pantheon storyline. Since then he has banned e-Thots from WWYD, but has also generally been content to take orders from Sir Charles Lynton who has perhaps been more involved in the day-to-day running of the WWYD Franchise than Regal might have liked. Lynton notably overturned the barring of Gio Scotti from competition after taking an interest in her. He also launched an investigation which led to the Suspension of Denise Richards. However, during the Queen's Cup IV, after he launched a similar investigation into the conduct of Lauren Jauregui, Bellucci revealed that she now has a lawyer's license and that she and Jauregui would be taking him to court leading to The Trial of William Regal. At the trial, Supreme Justice Clarence Thomas found him guilty of discriminatory practices against Jauregui which led to the WWYD Franchise having to pay her $100,000 and guarantee her a place in WWYD5. Following this, Sir Lynton suspended Regal indefinitely, and brought in Damian Hurley as acting commissioner. However, following the Pantheon Boycott at the Queen's Cup V, Regal was reinstated once again.
Philippa Forrester

## Overview

Philippa Forrester is has been the WWYD Reporter since the role was introduced during WWYD2 except for during the Med Event Mafia-era when she was replaced by Barbie Ferreira. Forrester's first assignment was to interview Michelle Obama during Obama-gate, this also began the long-running saga of her being unable to secure an interview with Jennifer Connelly and being faced instead by the Connelly Door. On one occasion, Forrester disguised herself as "Luigi" an Amazon-delivery driver with a mousache attempt to gain entry to Connelly's dressing room to no avail. Forrester generally has a sunny disposition, but has been, on occasion, abused by certain Superstars, most notably Salma Hayek who has consistently called her "Fat", which was later also adopted by Monica Bellucci. Forrester was fired by Commissioner Bellucci after reminding her that she did not win the Queen's Cup II. She was reinstated following The Consortium Takeover.
Hugh Grant

## Overview

Hugh Grant is a famous actor and long-time friend (and former boyfriend) of Liz Hurley. Even though they are no longer romantically connected, Hurley and her son, Damian still frequently stay at his house. Grant is also friends with former British Prime Minster, Tony Blair.

In WWYD4, during the Med Event Mafia vs. The Pantheon storyline, Grant played a pivotal role in rescuing Damian Hurley from the clutches of Commissioner Monica Bellucci who had become both abusive and sadistic in the treatment of her "manservant". While Damian was at Grant's house, Ana de Armas tried to assassinate him on the orders of Bellucci and Grant called Blair for help, who then brokered The Consortium Takeover.

Despite his involvement with the game through his association with Hurley, it is not known if Grant himself is a fan of WWYD or if he takes an interest in it.
Robert Mruczek

## Overview

Robert Mruczek the Special Investigator for the WWYD Franchise and has held the role for most of its existence except for during the Med Event Mafia-era when it was held successively by Damian Hurley and Salma Hayek. Mruczek is meticulous and details-focused; he always sees a job through to completion. As well as completing many special reports for the Commissioner, is responsible for compiling and maintaining various statistics and conducting analyses on them.

Mruczek has been involved in many controversies owing to his close involvement with special investigations. He was the person who unmasked Alan Hansen as the person behind Hansen-gate during WWYD2; he conducted the analysis that showed Monica Bellucci had cheated during the final leading to Bellucci-gate. He investigated Bellucci against vs. Denise Richards in the Queen's Cup II, but found no direct evidence of cheating then. However, months later, following work carried out by Salma Hayek when she had been in the role, Mruczek found that Richards had been involved in many suspicious matches with over-inflated votes, which led to her suspension. During WWYD3, Mruczek carried out a statistical analysis of every WWYD match that had ever been held, at the requestion of William Regal, which led to the creation of the vote cap in the official rules. During WWYD4, Mruczek spotted unusual activity in the match between Alexandra Daddario and defending-champion Jennifer Connelly and was immediately fired when he brought this to the attention of then Commissioner Bellucci. He was reinstated following The Consortium Takeover and was involved in the compilation of nominees who had OnlyFans sites following the No-eThot rule.
Special Investigator

## Overview

The Special Investigator carries out enquiries into controversial matches and sometimes performs statistical analysis on WWYD data to help determine changes to the rules. For most of the history of WWYD, Robert Mruczek has been synonymous with the role, but for a period during the Med Event Mafia-era the role was taken by others after Commissioner Monica Bellucci fired Mruczek.

## List of Special Investigators

1. Robert Mruczek (from WWYD1 to WWYD4)
2. Damian Hurley (during WWYD4)
3. Salma Hayek (during WWYD4)
4. Robert Mruczek (from Queen's Cup IV to present)

Robert MruczekDamian HurleySalma Hayek
Damian Hurley

## Overview

Damian Hurley is the effeminate son of Liz Hurley who became Monica Bellucci's "manservant" during the Med Event Mafia vs. The Pantheon storyline. During WWYD4, he was made Special Investigator by Bellucci after Robert Mruczek was abruptly fired. Damian exhibits strange behaviour, frequently wearing his mother's clothes, acting like his mother, and "prancing about" his room. He is also somewhat air-headed and easily distracted from his work. Bellucci was very abusive towards him, treating him more like a slave than a manservant, even going so far as to whip him. He sought to escape the clutches of Bellucci and the Med Event Mafia and was rescued by Hugh Grant. However, while prancing in the garden of Hugh Grant's House, an assassin thought to be Ana de Armas tried to kill him. This ultimately led to The Consortium Takeover after Grant phoned his friend Tony Blair for help. However, during the Queen's Cup IV, the returning Commissioner William Regal was suspended following a trail for workplace discrimination and The Consortium Inc.'s Chairman Sir Charles Lynton asked Damian to act as the new commissioner. With promises of an office and having leeway to wear whatever clothes he liked, Damian accepted. Unfortunately for him, this gave Bellucci an opening to resume her bullying ways, and she quickly made him submit to her will once more. Damian is thus thought to be a "puppet" commissioner simply carrying out whatever Bellucci commands. During his time in power, Damian was involved in countless controversial decisions that marred WWYD5 and Queen's Cup V, including Shields-gate, The Fingernail of Doom and his decision to disqualify Barbara Palvin which led to the Pantheon Boycott. This final event led to him being replaced by a returning William Regal.

Damian is the only male contestant ever to take part in WWYD (in Queen's Cup V), where remarkably, he defeated Jamie-Lynn Sigler leading to the creation of The Sigler Spoon. He also took part in the first Mixed Inter-gender Tag Match where he teamed with Bellucci to defeat Catherine Zeta-Jones and Jim Cornette.
WWYD3

## Overview

WWYD3 was notable for its lack of controversies and the fact that almost no yellow cards were given out during the tournament. This is largely credited to the no-nonsense approach taken by Commissioner William Regal. The tournament saw the start of the Salma Hayek vs. Brooke Shields blood-feud that was a forerunner to the Med Event Mafia vs. The Pantheon story arc. It was won by Jennifer Connelly. Since Connelly had now won three tournaments in a row, the tournament ended with Rumours of Connelly's Retirement which were quashed when the champion said she would not be retiring.

## Storylines and Controversies

In Round 2, Queen's Cup winner Brooke Shields defeated Salma Hayek 61-39. Hayek took the loss incredibly badly and it started a long blood-feud (Salma Hayek vs. Brooke Shields). Hayek obtained a manager's license for her best friend Penelope Cruz and continued to bad-mouth Shields in interviews continually saying she is "pan-faced", "looks like a teenage boy", a "child whore", "big eyebrows" and other such insults. Hayek encouraged Cruz to "cover=up" and use catalogue shots rather than Route 1 shots in the tournament on the pretext that "the voters are gay". During the Quarter-Final draw, Hayek and Cruz approached Michael Aspel in an attempt to seduce him to fix the draw so that Cruz could play Shields. When Aspel proved incorruptible, Hayek called him "gay". Cruz would end up facing Liz Hurley Hayek's "catalogue shot" tactics found success against Hurley, but came unstuck against Scarlett Johansson. When Jennifer Connelly defeated Johansson in the final, voices grew that she should retired to give others a chance to win. The Rumours of Connelly's Retirement ended when the champion left a note on the Connelly Door which read, "I am not retiring. Did Roger Federer retire when he won Wimbledon three times? I love the fans and am grateful for all the success. I want to defend my title. I am not someone who quits. I have given everything to WWYD. Love, Jennifer". Immediately following the tournament, The Med Event Mafia Takeover took place.

## Booklet

The Complete WWYD: First Three Tournaments

## Links

* Round 1, Bracket 1
* Round 1, Bracket 2
* Round 2
* Round 3
* Quarter-Finals
* Semi-Finals
* Final
The Sacred Isles of Thundralis

**Origins**

The Sacred Isles of Thundralis formed 150000 years ago, when the 1st Tribes migrated from the Ahmirate Desert Coast. Later they would get a warning from the heavens, thus to be protected the Thunder-Dragon would make the Floating Isles of Thundralis disappear.

**Modern History**

*\*The LoserBlah Incident"*

Player LoserBlah started aggravating most of the server, and thus the Loserblah hunt began, and ended when LoserBlah was killed in a stone room he mined out, underneath Shania. The Stone Room is now his tomb.

\*The Coup Scare\*

The coup scare was an event that happened when Player "John Oreini Arvonia" would start talking about a coup in Thundralis. This would put the leader of Thundralis (Xavi Thero Patralis) on high alert. Later, when Xavi heard about Azriel of Luxdoria helping John, Thundralis would start suspecting that John was planning a coup sometime soon, and Luxdoria would help them. Thus, this would motivate Thundralis to ally with: The Ignius Commonwealth, The Republic of Volka, The Eknovan Empire, and The City of Gold. Early on July 7th Xavi would log on and bring his allies to The City of Haelos. There they would sit guard, but still filled with uneasiness, Xavi Marched down with the Thundrakonian Coaltion, and would make there way into the Captial of Luxdoria *"Berk".* Then, the coalition would hide into Berkian Palace, while Xavi would challenge Azreal to a duel, but when the countdown ended, the coalition rushed out of Berkain palace and Stormedberk <-- Only Azriel will get the pun.) it.

*"The Shanian \*i n v a s i on \* \**

The Shanian invasion happened when the player "Peepiceep" of Shania, started getting hunted by the entirety of Elaria. Thus in confusion, Thundralis declared war on Shania and would march north taking North Theria City. Later an agreement was made by Xavi & Peepiceep, for only the North Panhandle was givin to Thundralis.

*"The Thundrakonian Golden Age"*

Thundralis started seeing the creation of more cities, more players, and more activity. This would start the Golden Age of the 1st Kingdom and it would start growing and making alliances with other countries, and do a tiny bit of diplomacy.

\*The Thundrakonian-Aurum War\*

The War was a conflcit between the Kingdom of Aurum & The 1st Kingdom of Thundralis. It started when player "redstonegeniousxd" started to annoy the prince of Thundralis in his tavern. And after Blixt hav Patralis(Prince of Thudralis, and owner of Rex's Tavern) declared war on Aurum, thus the battle of "The City of Gold" took place, and was an easy victory for Thundralis, and the volunteer countries of "The Brattist Empire, and The Kingdom of Luxdoria". But Later due to some wonky stuff, Luxdoria would gain the land of Aurum.

\*The Fall of Thundralis\*

The Fall of the 1st Kingdom happened on the night of September 24, 2023. That Night the Luxdorians Showed up, and would have a battle with the Thundrakonians in North Thundralis, where Thundralis would surrender, and thus the 1st Kingdom was no more.
Tag-Team Tournament

## Overview

The WWYD Tag-Team Tournament was announced by Commissioner William Regal on his return following Queen's Cup V. The structure follows the round-robin format of The Queen's Cup and features sixteen teams. It is said to be the tertiary competition in WWYD, but in some respects may be said to be more prestigious than The Queen's Cup because top superstars compete for it in teams. It takes place between the The Queen's Cup and the main WWYD tournament (officially called, but seldom referred to as, "The WWYD World Cup") generally in the week before WWYD. The 1st Tag-Team Tournament took place in the final week of June 2023, 3 weeks after Queen's Cup V and 1 week before WWYD6.

## History

It is not known what led to the establishment of the tournament, beyond William Regal wishing to make a splash on his big return. Reserve Analysts Pierce Brosnan and Ian Wright were brought in as pundits so as not to overburden Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson before WWYD6.

## Winners

* 1st Tag-Team Tournament - The Cuban Connection (Ana de Armas & Lauren Jauregui)
Denise Richards

## Overview

Denise Richards is currently banned for life after irregularities were found in many of her matches. Considered to be a world-class superstar, Richards has generally been involved in a lot of controversy. She was disqualified in Round 2 of WWYD2 against Liz Hurley following Hansen-gate. She sensationally tied with Monica Bellucci in Round 1 of Queen's Cup II, a match she was widely expected to lose. Richards then reached the final of Queen's Cup III only to lose to Cindy Crawford and then reached Round 3 of WWYD4 losing narrowly to Keira Knightly in a match many expected her to win. Irregularities with that match led Special Investigator Robert Mruczek to look at her entire career, which led to her lifetime ban.

# Storylines and Controversies

## WWYD2

Richards entered as Dr Christmas Jones, in the old "Bond Girls" sub-category, but was disqualified in Round 2 against Liz Hurley following Hansen-gate.

## Queen's Cup II

The tournament was set up by Commissioner William Regal chiefly with a view to give Monica Bellucci a "Road to Redemption". Bellucci drew Richards in the opening match of the Queen's Cup and tied 50-50 suffering a double elimination under The Watson Rule. This was a huge shock as Bellucci was widely expected to win the competition. In the event it was won by Brooke Shields.

## Queen's Cup III

Monica Bellucci, then Commissioner, reinstated Richards as a "Victim of Hurley", in a revamped format for the tournament. Richards performed very well, and it remains her best tournament to date, she came second losing in the final to Cindy Crawford.

## WWYD4

She was knocked out in Round 3 by Keira Knightly, but irregularities in the match led to the Suspension of Denise Richards. Richards had a special 1-hour "sprint match" against Monica Bellucci which was setup by returning Commissioner William Regal after Bellucci demanded that she should be #3 Seed following a tie between Cindy Crawford and Brooke Shields. Richards won the match 63-37, an upset, but again the win is tainted by suspicions over Richards's votes being artificially boosted.
Route 3

Route 3 is the rarely seen tactic of a front-on "legs open" shot. It was used with very little success in WWYD2 by Sharon Stone who lose to Scarlett Johansson 74-26 using such a shot. Another famous example was in the Quarter-Finals of WWYD3 when Bobby Heenan persuaded Liz Hurley to play a Route 3 shot in her match against Penelope Cruz. When it failed, and Hurley lost 54-46, she fired Heenan. Perhaps owing to the paucity of success thus far, Route 3 shots are seldom seen in WWYD and is perceived as a "high risk move".
Colour Analyst

## Overview

The Colour Analyist provides flavour and "another opinion" to most of the punditry coverage for WWYD and very often takes a lead in making forecasts and predictions. He typically sits on the right with the Lead Analyst sitting to his left. For most of the existence of the WWYD Franchise, the colour analyst has been Mark Lawrenson but Paolo Maldini took over the role for WWYD4 during the Med Event Mafia era. Following The Consortium Takeover, Lawrenson was restored to the role.

## List of Color Analysts

1. Mark Lawrenson (from WWYD1 to WWYD3)
2. Paolo Maldini (from Queens Cup III to WWYD4)
3. Mark Lawrenson (from Queens Cup IV to present)

Mark LawrensonPaolo Maldini