The Problem With Cooking Part 2

The Problem With Cooking Part 2 is a story written on the 23rd of September 2007.

## Story

**The problem with**
cooking...CONTINUED!!!

**later that day...**

**Brendan:WERE**
DOOMED!DUPED!BAMBOOZLED!DESTROYED!DELETED!

**Erin:But they just**
walked past into the picnic room!

**Bowser:THAT IS SO IT!**
IM RINGING KUJA!!!!

**Erin &**
Brendan:NO!

**Brendan:We cant**
anyway! we dunno if he will kill us along with HE and HIM.

**Erin:....and I dont**
know his number!

**Bowser:Sorry.Already**
rung him.Hes comin alright!

**Erin:OH BOWSER! We**
are all gonna
die
.....

**Brendan:Howabowt we**
ring....

**Erin:RING THAT STUPID**
SWEARING SMOKING &\*!$BAG AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!

**Brendan:You take**
everything seriously.

**Bowser:Now is not the**
time to smoke.....I mean joke!

**Erin:Oh, by the by,**
Bowser, when i hid in your Cupboard drawers, it stank of gysahl pickles!

**Bowser:And?Its my**
favourite food.The pickles are low on fat!

**Erin:Wha!?**

**Brendan:Guys? I dont**
know why, but we should ri...AHHHH!Stop kickin me!

**Erin:DONT EVEN**
SUGGEST IT!

**Bowser:AH NO!**
NONONONONO!TERRIBLE!

**Erin:What?**

**Bowser:LOOK!**

**Brendan:THEY FINISHED**
THE PICKNICK!

**Erin:Dont say it like**
that.

**Bowser:They have**
walked straight past!

**Erin:Gnnr.........say,**
lets ring black mage!

**Brendan:Yay!Weve all**
suggested somethin'!

**Erin:KK.....ringing...hi black mage!**
could you help us?Theres something bad happenin' here.

**Bowser:Whos black**
mage?

**Erin:Bowser**
shhhh.....we are at the cooking part of the ATB hq.Will you come?Thanks! See
ya.

**Brendan:Black mage is**
coming! Woopee!

**Bowser:Lets try**
waiting!

**Brendan:We need to**
wait for black mage.

**Erin:....and Kuja,**
done forget.

*2 hours later*

*ding dong*

**Erin:I heard a bell.**

**Brendan:Ill go**
answer.Oh hi Kuja go find two guys roaming araound the HQ will ya bye!

**Bowser:NO, YOU DOPE!**
HE WILL KILL US FOR SURE!

**Brendan:Hes a quick**
talker, aint he?Kuja wont kill us. Well be fine...

*ding dong*

**Brendan:Go see if its**
black mage!

**Erin:Hi black mage!**

**Black mage:Where the**
two stupid people?

**Bowser:Didnt expect**
him to be like that in that voice.

**Brendan:Neither did**
I!Ive never known him.Only heard of him.

**Erin:Theres a high**
leveled black mage and a weird guy with a sword.

**Blackmage:do we get**
to plan?

**Brendan:'Course we**
do!

**Blackmage:YAY!**
PLANNING!\

**Bowser:Ill go check up on my people. See ya.**

**Erin:KK bowser! Bye!**

**blackmage and brendan**
do continuous chattering for planning

**Erin:Hmm....who would**
be more crazy?Maybe the mage....no, the other one....no way! Im stayin with the
crazy mage.

**Blackmage:WHAT?ONE OF**
THEM IS A BLACK MAGE!?Im glad im here now.

**Brendan:Yep.Now we**
done thew plan.....we can lure them here!

**Erin:Whats the plan?**

**Blackmage:You know**
the cooking?Were gonna slam it all over hallway 63!

**Erin:Oh fine.Its**
gonna be fun!

**Brendan:LETS DO IT!**

**Everyone:YEAH!**

*HALLWAY 63*

**Erin:Weve got**
everything!

**Black mage:Lets do**
this.

**Brendan:GACHT!**

**Erin:EH!?!?Why GACHT?**

**Brendan:They're coming!!!Listen**
carefully...

**???:Why we working**
for the stupid frog thing?

**???:So we can KILL!**

**Black mage:RUN!**

**Erin,Brendan and**
Blackmage:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*In a store cupboard on hallway 61,room*
197

**Brendan:They came**
just too QUICK!

**Erin:ITS CUZ BRENDAN**
SAID GACHT!

**Brendan:Hee hee!**

**Black mage:We need**
Bowser!

**Erin:Lets get there!**
Quickly!

*when they got to*
bowser

**Brendan:Bowser!....Bowser,**
what are you doing?

**Bowser:Mpph Mph Mupph**
Miphph Maph Moph!!!!

**Black**
mage:Hes....Hes.....Tied up! Lord!

**Erin:Who did this**
Bowser?Let me take of the mouth-fold...

**Bowser:I just dont**
know! it was an ambush I tell ya!

**Brendan:WAAH! Reminds**
me of that nightmare...

**Erin:With me and you**
falling into the Child Shredder?

**Brendan:Oh yeah! When**
we nearly died?Also when the goomba and the koopa troopa were eaten first?

**Black mage:Ngh? This**
were a dream? Tho it might be true....nyuk nyuk....

**Erin:KNOCK IT OFF,**
BLACK MAGE.

**Bowser:No he means**
it.Only a boy hasn't been eating kids.Its a girl, not a boy.I heard on the
news!

**Brendan:I guess she**
didnt have a NAME?

**Black mage:OH, come**
on now.What about OUR problem?

**Brendan:I know!We**
split up.Me and Erin will search floors 5000-10000 you search 5000-1, Capisce?

**Erin:YEAH, LETS GO!**

*2 mins later*

**Brendan:I dont like**
this.

**Erin:Oh Brendan.Dont**
worry,Weve got this, see?

**Brendan:Whewwee!**

**Erin:As soon as we**
work our quest, we will be fine!

**Brendan:OH NO....This**
aint GOOD! ERIN! BEHIND YOU!

**Erin:Wha...?What do**
you mea.....LORD!ITS...........ITS...........

*Other party*

**Bowser:Now we can do**
guy talk!

**Black mage:You mean**
like about girls?

**Bowser:Yeah, about**
girls.Who do you like?

**Blackmage:I'd go for**
Erin but no. I'd get killed by Rai! Peach, maybe....?

**Bowser:NO! PEACH IS**
MINE!

**Black mage:.....Amy?**

**Bowser:Which one?**

**Black mage:The Sonic**
one.

**Bowser:Why the**
loser?I like Peach and Daisy.

**Black mage:Drama**
spice and american idiot?You have weird taste!!

**Bowser:I dont know**
why, I ju.......um, whos the stupid guy behind you?

**Black mage:Stupid**
guy...?Oh, HIM.

**Bowser:&!$@! RUN,**
YOU MORON!

**Black mage:GAH!**
BI......

**Bowser:Sorry for**
interrupting your screech,but you NEARLY GAVE THE FUTURE AWAY!!!

**Black**
mage:GAH!FIRAGA, BLIZZAGA...THUNDAGA...AERAGA....BIOAGA!?Didnt know I could use
this.GAAH...

**To**
be continued