Videos While You're Poopin

"*It used to be pooping was a rare moment of relief in a life of stress and distractions. But nowadays we just take all that stuff in here with us on our phones, and in my case a gigantic laptop.*"
―Erik
Videos While You're Poopin is the 140th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on December 7, 2021.

## Summary

The students catch Erik pooping where he's watching The Red Ape Family. The comment etiquette is terrible, so Erik demonstrates proper etiquette and flushes the toilet.

In the Etiquesette, Erik eats prunes and drinks coffee, but then he has to return to the bathroom with his pooping hoodie. While in the bathroom, he watches a robot voice video of Joe Biden pooping his pants at the Vatican. Then Erik changes his shirt and returns to the Etiquesette. Since he already told everyone in Pavlov about Raycon, he goes into a ghost hunting game instead. He advertises Raycons to summon a ghost, but then the ghost teamkills him. The game scares him so much that he has to go take a shit again.

Erik goes to his work bathroom at the office of Better. Then he watches a video of the Better CEO laying off employees over Zoom. Erik remembers that he was supposed to get laid off too, but he was too busy pooping. He notices that the video he's watching is fake, so he lectures the uploader. Erik regrets that he lets the internet follow him into the bathroom, which used to be a place of refuge. But then he finds a video of a guy doing a freestyle poop rap from 2012. He realizes that a freestyle poop rap is a much better way to spend time in the bathroom than following internet outrage.

Erik reminds everyone to vote for Bob Dole, but then he realizes that Bob Dole died. He calls Lady Hair Erik to ask why he didn't say anything, but Lady Hair Erik thought that Bob Dole had already been dead. Then Erik vomits on his pooping hoodie.

## Comments

*Yo sorry people are hating on you, it's just that these days everyone's got a little checklist of things they need to shit on and you happened to make an entire show around one of those things. That thing of course being Saudi Arabian laundered money. Yeah for some reason that's just not floating peoples boats right now. But it's cool, laundered Saudi money will be useless once fresh water becomes more valuable than oil and then maybe all these folks can look back on this series as a forgotten classic. I'm all about shows based around NFT's by the way, hopefully it leads to me being able to buy those "Real Housewives" characters as NFT's
so I can legally launch them all into deep space. Quick point of privilege though, uh maybe hire a writer? You know, like a... a writer. Someone who... who writes. You're gonna want a writer.*
- Erik

*This is probably the first time something came OUT an asshole in the Vatican if you know what I mean. These Vatican boys sure know how to party! Good thing there's no girls allowed or they might get jealous. I'd sure hate to be the Vatican janitor who has to clean up after all these old queens when they're done having costume parties and slaying eachothers boners. By the way the only reason Catholics hate abortion so much is because it means less children to have sex with.*
- Erik

*This is the first time I've seen someone try to profit off of someone else losing their job you reuploading stolen valor piece of shit. Here's an idea, if you're going to record over the person who originally uploaded, try not to talk through the jumpcuts. This is just another sad reminder that for whatever good intentions the internet was created with, it stands today as a testament to the shameless conniving greed that every single person on the planet harbors within them.
And thanks to the internet I have seen far too much of humanity to feel at peace in this world. Shame on you, and that CEO guy seemed kinda cool actually big alpha energy goin on there you love to see it.*
- Erik

*It's funny to think that this video is now old enough to get shot in math class. If people still made youtube videos like this there would be no more homeless. Minimum wage would have increased with inflation, the great coral reef would be thriving, and Elon Musk would still be bald. But hey you tried man, it's just that society wasn't ready for your message. A message of simpler times and the assumption of a reality you can get back to once you're done laughing at poop jokes on the computer. That reality is gone, replaced with the very thing we invented as a distraction from the doldrums of life.**Anyway can I buy you as an NFT? I already have NFT's of Alf and Deepak Chopra and I want to make an animated series with the three of you so I can hike up the prices and recoup all the money I lost from investing in Jake Paul crypto. BTW if you say no I'm just gonna reupload this on my channel but with my voice dubbed over.*
- Erik

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