Segregation Part Two

**Segregation Part Two** is the thirteenth episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher and the twenty-second episode of the series. It originally aired on November 23, 2006.

## Synopsis

Phony has just released the RealStation 3 in North America and the console becomes a hit. But as the Nbox 360 is also popular, this leads to the gamers of Greenhill being separated from each other by the town’s new mayor and a new "gamer-racial" segregation law, Apartwo, being invented by, unsurprisingly, the town's new mayor. Can someone unite the gamers again and put an end to segregation in Greenhill?

## Plot

Hundreds of people are in a line waiting outside for GameShop to open. Dan, who is in the line, is excited about getting an RS3 and buying games for it. Logan, who is also in the line, is only there to purchase an Nbox 360 and games for the console, Dan and Logan don’t mind the different consoles they’re going to get and continue to wait in line. The GameStop eventually opens and everyone in the line runs in. However, a stampede breaks out at the store, causing some people to get injured in the process. Despite this, Dan and Logan still manage to get their consoles and games and head back home. Meanwhile, at the basement of the Greenhill Town Hall, which features a secret surveillance system, the newly elected town mayor, Avaline McGuyver, sees the stampede recorded on a security camera by the GameShop, and seeing the huge crowds, Avaline sinisterly decides a plan on her first order of business for Greenhill.

Meanwhile, at the Greenhill Park, Dan is hosting a reenactment of the Eight-Day War with Panchi as its main sponsor, and many people have signed up for the reenactment, most of them wanting to do history-related stuff more than read about it. After a one-man show on the brief history on the Eight-Day War by Patrick Stuart, the reenactment is about to start, but police cars arrive at the scene, with Officer Drew Sanderson coming out of one of the vehicles. Dan believes the police are there to stupidly shut down his reenactment, which he signed a permit for, but they're actually there to ask people to raise their hands if they are RS3 gamers who own an RS3 and video games for the console. Dan believes they are secretly shooting an Nbox 360 commercial and are mocking RS3 gamers as part of the commercial, but they then reveal that due to the Mayor's new Apartwo "gamer-racial" segregation system in Greenhill, they have to arrest any Nbox 360 gamers in RS3-reserved locations, or RS3 gamers in Nbox 360-reserved locations, and the park is one of the Nbox 360-reserved locations. When Dan reads the sign and reveals that the law was created by the new mayor, Dan gets on his hoverboard and flies it around Greenhilll, where there are signs declaring locations reserved for RS3 and Nbox 360 gamers and threats to track and either arrest or shoot any of one of the consoles' players. Angered, confused and shocked, Dan flies over to the Town Hall and makes an appointment with Mayor McGuyver to talk to her about the new law.

McGuyver falsely explains that due to fights going on about which console is better, when in actuality, everyone doesn't mind about the consoles they own, she had to set up a new segregation system in the city in order to take care of those problems. Dan doesn't believe her and threatens to kill her if she doesn't lift the system, but she calls security and Dan winds up being kicked from the town hall. Dan then calls Logan, who is an Nbox 360 gamer, and tells him to meet in his hideaway under an abandoned Sminster restaurant in their neighborhood. At the old Sminster, Dan and Logan meet up behind an old dumpster and enter Dan's hideaway, where they decide to have fun together. Two weeks pass and the boys haven't been caught, but one day, as they start playing video games on the Akari 2600, officers bust in and shoot Logan down, as the area Dan's hideaway is in is now an RS3 gamer-reserved area. Dan, scared and saddened, walks up to Logan, asking if he'll be alright. Logan, knowing that he's going to die, tells him that he won't and gives him his final words: "Elyay Adsrekay uckssay osay ardhay" (obviously, "El Kadsre sucks so hard" in Pig Latin) before he dies. Dan doesn't understand his final words, but still grieves the loss of his best friend.

9 months later, it is revealed that the Apartwo system has spread through 13 other states: Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and Florida. The system winds up making the 14 states secede from the US, forming the Southern-Eastern States of America. Dan is seen walking around Greenhill depressed by the sight of the Apartwo signs and warnings, and the way police officers are arresting and shooting down RS3 and Nbox 360 gamers. Dan heads back home and enters his room, which has become dilapidated since Logan had died. Dan then falls asleep, knowing that his life will soon be over one day. He then gets up out of bed, only to suddenly fly into a portal up to Heaven, where he meets the spirits of Michael Vlokozu and Hiroshi Kayos. Both spirits tell Dan that he can't give up avenging his friend and letting the system spread throughout the rest of North America. While Hiroshi doesn't know what, "gamer-racial" means, he tells Dan to fight against the system and the seceded states, which both Michael and Hiroshi call, "Confederacy: The Second Part", and explains that while peaceful protests stopped the South African Apartheid system, peaceful protests won't be able to stop the American system. Hiroshi tells Dan that he must fight back in a similar manner he did when the Eight-Day War happened. Michael and Hiroshi then wish Dan good luck before a white flash wakes him up. Dan then notices the posters of Michael and Kayos by his door, revealing the events to have actually happened. Dan, inspired by what Hiroshi and Michael told him, tries to come up with a way how to end Apartwo. He then decides to call James for ideas. James informs Dan that he knows a secret organization headquartered in an alley way in downtown Greenhill, and also tells him that he needs an ID to become a member. After hanging up, Dan visits their website and discovers that the group's IDs are customizable, so he decides to customize his own on their website before buying it.

A week later, in the alley way, Dan heads down there to meet up with Gamers Against Gamer Discrimination, where he discovers their secret passage behind the wall. As Dan explains to them about his plan while purchasing weapons, they now want to join his plan to end gamer-racial segregation and reunite the United States. The group then start committing attacks in different areas of Greenhill, the cities of the 13 other states, and even shooting up the Southern-Eastern Embassy in Washington, D.C., as well as burning down SESA flags, infiltrating the police stations of the 14 states and overriding the computers used to track RS3 & Nbox 360 gamers in the wrong reserved area. After 3 weeks of fighting, the group makes it to Miami, where McGuyver's presidential workplace and residence, the Southern-Eastern House is located. After raiding the house successfully and overpowering McGuyver and her forces, the group discovers that she is wearing fake boobs and has been using chemical castration pills to alter her/his voice. Not only that, they also discover a Nazi tattoo on her forehead. Dan deduces that she's not an actual female. Dan pulls her hair off to see if its a wig, and he discovers black Hitler-esque hair, revealing McGuyver to be none other than Joseph Blackhater, who has apparently become a controversial figure worldwide after his arrest back when he was Greenhill's mayor.

Blackhater explains to them that he dressed up as a woman so he wouldn't have to be forced to step down from his job and could continue being mayor of the city and make the 14 states part of the SESA secede. Dan and the five force him to sign a contract to end Apartwo with Manny Diaz, the mayor of Miami. However, as Joseph keeps on refusing, Mike, one of the members of the group, threatens to detonate a bomb in the house. Blackhater gives in just as Mike is about to detonate the bomb and invites the group out to an amusement park, promising to give up his racist ways. However, as they leave the building, Joseph kidnaps the group, but Dan, and kills them with his rifle. Joseph tells Dan that even with GAGD, he still can’t stop him. As Joseph walks back into his home, Dan grieves the failure of his plan and how he couldn’t avenge Logan’s death. He then curses Blackhater for tricking them and ruining his plans.

Suddenly, a DeLorean appears from the right, prompting Dan to instantly dodge it. Outside of the DeLorean comes Emmet Brown (Played by Christopher Lloyd), who is shocked to see the dead bodies, believing a massacre to have happened. Dan swipes his keys and uses the DeLorean to go back to the day Joseph, under his Avaline disguise, gave his speech about what he will do as Greenhill's new mayor. Arriving at the scene, Dan exposes Blackhater's disguise and his plans for segregation, prompting the crowd (excluding McNeese) to attack him violently killing him afterwards. A funeral and celebration is then held for Blackhater's death, and his coffin is chained up and sent down to Tanner The Lion Lake. Afterwards, a party is held celebrating Blackhater's death and Dan is seen hanging out with his friends, happy knowing that Logan is still alive as the episode ends.

## Trivia

* This episode aired on November 23, 2006, six days after the PlayStation 3 was released in North America.
* "Apartwo" is a parody of Apartheid, a racial segregation system used in South Africa from 1948 until the early 1990s.
	+ It also references the fact that the law is a, "second Apartheid".
* Despite "part two" being in the title of the episode, this episode isn't a two parter. Rather, the title is a reference to the racial segregation laws in the United States in the 1960s.
* This is Joseph Blackhater's final appearance in Dumb Teacher, as he was killed and then buried underwater when Dan revealed that Avaline was actually Joseph in disguise after stealing Emmet Brown's DeLorean.
	+ This episode also marks the third time a character was killed off in the series, the first and second being Mr. Lee and Principal Marcus in the Season 1 episode, That New Teach, and the forth being Gerald Harris in the Season 7 episode, He Knows You Did It.
* The music that plays in the background during the scene where Dan walks around Greenhill while watching the police arrest and shoot down the RS3 and Nbox 360 gamers during Apartwo is the instrumental version of "Million Voices" by Wyclef Jean, a song from the soundtrack to the 2004 film, Hotel Rwanda.
* There are a number of references to Africa and South Africa made in this episode, including the Apartwo gamer-racial segregation system, which is a parody of the South African Apartheid system, and the SESA's nickname, "New Lesotho".