Cheems

WORK IN PROGRESS

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

May of 1890. (Aged 96, he reversed his age from 110 to 96 via Youthful Mountain Dew)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

Cheems is Doge's older brother and his ex-right hand man. He is retired and staying in the MLG House, a MLG version of the White House.

## Early History

Cheems was born in 1890. Being the perfect son that his parents, even his mother who did not want a child and even considered the possibly of performing the act of abortion ever could ask for, He got straight As and even got many girlfriends. However, he broke up with them due to them being annoying. Eventually, in 1920. Cheems had a younger brother, Doge. And as he grew up, Cheems bossed him around sometimes.

## Security Guard at the Airport

Cheems in 1971 after moving to Seattle, began to work at the Meme Airlines, as a security guard. He did well, inspecting everything. However one day when a man known as DB Cooper boarded the plane, unaware Cooper hid a bomb in his briefcase. Cheems let him get onto the Boeing 727 that the hijacker would do his famous jump out of. Cheems was yelled at by his boss and was fired.

## Astronaut Cheems

Cheems in 2008 decided to sign up for NASA, and became an Astronaut. He worked in the International Space Station and managed a lot of the equipment and helped new astronauts. He loved it there and did not want to come back to planet Earth. But one day, he accidentally blew up a section of the ISS and was fired.

## Homeless and Drunk

After this, due to years in space. Cheems was evicted and this seemed to start a depression in him, he began to sleep on bags in the Australian streets, and drink beer a lot. He would get drunk and yell profanities such as "fuck the police" and etc. He also harassed the women on the streets, and later he would cuss, despite always be dragged off later by the Australian police or the nearby on-site US military soldiers. Who had a base in Australia.

## The Blackout

After being released from low-end Australian Prison. Cheems resorted back to drinking, he spent all his earnings back on alcohol, and drugs. This got so bad, he took drank 28 bottles of booze in a row. And snorted 18 grams of cocaine. In the span of 5 minutes. This put him into a blackout, after a day of being in a blackout, an older lady noticed him and admitted him into the hospital. In the hospital they found a badge on Cheems ''Encrypted Member: 04'' it read. It took 34 years for Cheems to get out of his coma. When he did so. A new man was roaming the streets ''GigaChad'' and apparently a final battle with him and some other people was about to take place.

## Death

Cheems was watching the battle, as he saw that GigaChad was losing by some sort of Ultimate Monster. Right when this Ultimate Monster was about to kill GigaChad, they were transported to a new universe. The ground underneath Cheems started to shake, as the world around him started to crumble, everything was being replaced right infront of his eyes. He was in a new universe. Somewhere he could make a new life in. Not so long after this, Cheems was able to hussle his way into a mansion. He loves this place, it was his pride and joy. After 3 and a half years of caring over this house, he got an unexpected visitor. A man covered in the shadows walked in. Cheems noticed him and told him to leave. The man in the darkness walked close to Cheems. Then, Cheems got a close view of the man. The man pulled a hammer out and was about to hit Cheems with hit. Cheems dodged, the Killer retaliated with a hammer-hit to the chin, Cheems was knocked back onto a chair. During this grace period, the Killer smashed the back of Cheems head in. This knocked Cheems out. The Killer then took a Voice-Changing tool out of his pocket. He cut Cheems' throat open, and stored it in there. Cheems could only speak every language besides english. The Killer then took a recorder out and tapes Cheems cries of help in different languages. After 2 minutes, the Killer thought that was good enough, and smashed Cheems head in with his boot. The Killer then went over to Cheems computer and left a message to whoever found Cheems dead body.