Vaush

## Ian Kochinksi

Ian after the cloaking filter fails (he is being exposed as a demon)

### Aliases

Vaush, Voush, Voosh, Veesh, Vench, Voash, Vowsh, Vosh, Vaesh, Veish, Veash, Vanch, Vausch, The Kharkiv Kid Finder, Fat Ian.

### Affiliation

Der Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, CIA

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Married to Buttercup, a 2 year old Chestnut Equestrian from Echo River Ranch

## Physical description

### Eye color

Red

**Ian Alden Kochinski** (born February 14, 1894), better known as **Vaush**, **Vowsh**, **Vausch** (stylized as **𝖁𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖈𝖍**) or **Vonch** is an Irish-Polish-American livestreamer, sociologist, gamer, biologist, military expert, troll, Nazi, liberal, communist, fascist, anarcho-syndicalist, neo-liberal, libertarian socialist, anti-Semite, progressive, sexist, racist, white male, chad, Armenian-Albanian-Ukrainian nationalist, CIA informant, Lockheed Martin employee, and the first person ever to finish Bloodborne.

   The typical Vaush stream consists of him prophetizing about the coming right-wing dystopia and the end times, calling minorities slurs, bad media takes and yelling at his chat for offering the slightest critique of his positions. Vaush regards himself as a "master debater" but in reality his expertise is yelling incoherently into the mic until his opponent gives up and leaves the very awkward situation. The whole event is usually a huge embarrassment for both Vaush and his opponent, though the former will always claim victory. For some reason the people love this.

## Early life

### German Empire, Weimar Republic and Third Reich 1894-1945

Ian Kochinski was born on February 14, 1894, in Upper Silesia to a Polish father and Irish immigrant mother. The defeat of the German Empire in the first world war angered the young Kochinski, who hated the British and the French, and despised democracy and the new Weimar Republic. In 1922 Kochinski joined the Nazi party, and although his drunken rants about Jews, women, ethnic minorities, submissive homosexuals (who he would go on to refer to as "bottoms") and Stalinists pleased the Nazi party leadership, he was promptly kicked out after the Nazis' heads finally cleared from all the beer and they could see enough to read his non-German name. Vaush, now angry at the Nazis for rejecting him, joined the communists to spite them, proclaiming "While I know literally nothing about Marx and have never read any theory, I have always had a soft spot for CP (Communist Party)".

When the Nazis came to power in 1933, Kochinski as an ethnic Pole and a member of the CP should by all logic have been shit out of luck, but for some reason he got in his head to debate Hitler. No recording of this debate exists, but it is thought that it had an effect on the Third Reich's policies going forward. Additionally as a result of the debate, Kochinski was allowed to live as long as he would run errands for the party to stay on their good side. During the Second World War, Kochinski was allowed to attend private biology and eugenics lessons from Dr. Joseph Mengele of Auschwitz. The knowledge he gained from these lessons would prove useful later in his career as a political streamer. He was also sighted at the failed Warsaw Uprising in August 1944.

   After the end of the Second World War in 1945, Kochinski escaped the Soviet forces to the American occupied zone.