Society of Chads

### Purpose

Defend The Innocent, Be Wholesome, Possibly Get Women, Spread Manliness, Fight The Porn Industry

## Relations

### Enemies

Virgins
Evil

The Taliban

The Northmen

The Society of Chads is a manly secret organization dedicated to manliness. Founded thousands of years ago by King Gilgamesh of Uruk, it has had members from all over the world and many famous historical figures. It is still active today, although membership has declined due to the plummeting masculinity levels across the world in recent years. They are allied with the Hard Guard.

## History

In 3100 BC, Gilgamesh, King of Uruk attempted to discover the secret of immortality but totally failed. However, on the way he met a dude called Utnapishtim who told him that his "immortality" could be found in his manliness. Gilgamesh returned to Uruk and founded "The Society of Chads" with its headquarters at the tallest ziggurat in Mesopotamia.

Over the next several thousand years , many manly men joined including Moses, Qin Shi Huangdi and William Tecumseh Sherman. Although these different people occasionally fought wars with each other they were always secretly on good terms with each other.

Although membership remains high, the draining masculinism of the world has caused a shortage of new membership in recent years.

## Membership

In order to join the society, members must first submit a request to join. Members are not allowed to try to recruit new members, because new members must join by personal choice. If somebody submits a request to join, pre-existing members investigate their background and determine whether or not they qualify as a chad. If they do not, then they are sent on their way with a kit-kat so they don't feel bad. If they do, then the entire society has a vote on whether or not to let them in, and if they vote yes then the new member is sworn in before as many members are available, and they take an oath to always follows the laws of the society.

In ancient times, members met in ziggurats. However, over the millennia members have met in various places for their weekly meetings. Members do not turn down favor requests from other members, and join together to defend innocents from evil. Members are not allowed to watch porn and are only allowed to get in actual physical relationships. Members who are virgins are only allowed to be so by choice, such as if someone tried to seduce them but they turned them down.

## Qualifications For Members

* You Must Be A Man
* You Must Work Out At Least Two Days Every Week
* You Must Be A Proven Badass

## Laws of Members

* You Must Never Watch Porn
* You Must Serve Your Fellow Man
* You Must Have No Fear of Death
* You Must Be Prepared To Die For Your Comrades
* You Must Be Wholesome
* You Must Respect Women
* You Must Fight Injustice Wherever You Find It
* If You Are A Literal Virgin, It Must Be By Choice

## Most Famous Members

* Gilgamesh
* Narmer
* Moses
* Odysseus
* Menelaus
* Agamemnon
* Hector
* Ajax The Greater
* Sun Wu
* David
* Jimmu
* Maui
* Leonidas
* Xerxes II
* Qin Shi Huangdi
* Scarface
* Judah Maccabaeus
* Hannibal
* Vercingetorix
* Jesus Christ
* Caligula
* Claudius
* Paul
* Arthur
* Hengest
* Horsa
* Malcom I
* Mohammed
* Charlamagne
* Cnut
* William The Conqueror
* Wurrunna
* Richard The LionHeart
* Robin Hood
* Sunjiata
* Ghengis Khan
* Sun Wukong
* Mansa Musa
* Christopher Columbus
* Hernan Cortes
* Montezuma
* Ferdinand Magellan
* John Smith
* Metacomet
* Ben Franklin
* Charles Edward Stuart
* George Washington
* John Paul Jones
* Davy Crockett
* Jim Bowie
* John Brown
* Lawrence Chamberlaine
* William Tecumseh Sherman
* Sitting Bull
* Sherlock Holmes
* Sun Yatsen
* Cal Hockley
* Lawrence of Arabia
* Al Capone
* Ned Kelly
* George Remus
* Dwight D Eisenhower
* Winston Churchill
* Mohatma Ghandi
* Martin Luther King Jr.
* Malcom X
* Che Guavera
* Fred Rogers
* Steve Irwin
* Alex Mason
* Stannis "The Mannis" Baratheon