RED Teams Euro Trip Part 2

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"I have a good feeling about this."

―American Boot―

"RED Team's Euro Trip - Part 2" is the second episode of the RED Teams Euro Trip Arc. It was uploaded on Aug 7, 2020

## Plot

The episode begins with a flashback to the previous episode. In the flashback, American Boot's Father contacts American Boot, explaining that he is in Germany and requesting money to buy crack. American Boot asks RED Scout and Baguette Master to accompany him to Germany to give his father money. The two agree and together they board RED Engie’s train. Soon, they arrive in France. RED Engie abruptly decides he is done for the day and leaves the three in Paris. American Boot suggests that they use their free time to get drunk, and Spy and Scout agree. However, American Boot informs Scout that because he is below the age of 21, he cannot drink with them. American Boot and Spy conga down the street together and leave Scout to wallow in his anger. Scout begins to wander the streets and is soon pulled aside by a BLU Spy, who calls him “handsome” and proceeds to presumably have sex with him in one of the buildings lining the street. Meanwhile, American Boot and Spy have located a dance club and head inside, where they (among several other basic mercenary models) dance for hours while Merasmus acts as DJ. As the night goes on, the two become extremely intoxicated, leading to Spy passing out and eventually being pulled away on a stretcher by RED Medic. American Boot slips into a bizarre dream. In the dream, he wakes up in a grassy field to find a crate, which contains several buckets of fried chicken and BLU Pyro, who instantly blasts him in the face with his flamethrower. American Boot wakes up again, still in the dream, to a man playing Te Wo Tatake (a Japanese song by NICO Touches The Walls) on a guitar. Soldier expresses confusion, and is suddenly awoken by Spy, who hits him over the head with a guitar to knock him out of the trance. Off to the side, the two men notice RED Engie standing directly in front of RED Medic’s Medi-Gun, seemingly getting pleasure from inhaling the medicine beam flowing from it. Engie’s train arrives once more to take everyone to Germany, but when RED Demoman (aka Ticketmaster) asks them for their tickets, they quickly discover that they have lost them. The train speeds away, leaving American Boot and Spy stranded in Paris. American Boot thinks for a moment and comes up with the idea that they should ride a Cadillac to Germany. He deploys a teleporter as Spy smokes a cigarette off to the side. Accidentally, American Boot teleports himself to Coldfront, where he finds two RED Heavies. Both point their mini guns at him, and he quickly teleports away. This time, he lands in Merasmus’s house, who is watching some questionable content on his television. American Boot starts to explain what he needs to Merasmus, but the wizard only flips him off and bonks him on the head with his magic staff, sending American Boot straight back to Paris, where Spy is on his phone. After Spy mocks him, American Boot challenges Spy to a brawl in Persona style, in which Spy kills his opponent with the Ambassador almost instantly. The men are interrupted by Scout, who is skipping down the street towards them singing “Anyway You Want It”. He greets them, but when asked what he’s been doing with his time, he is embarrassed to admit it. A flashback shows that he had some passionate moments with two BLU Spies, as Scout breaks out in song again, this time singing his signature song “Sexbomb”. However, he decides to tell Spy and American Boot that he did “nothing”. Before the three can discuss what to do next, Miss Pauling arrives in a pink Cadillac and offers them a ride. Scout begins to flirt with her by telling her about his “400 centimeter cock” but Miss Pauling takes out a revolver and shoots him in the head. However, the death is shown to just be part of a game Scout is playing on his portable game console. Miss Pauling is still adamant about getting the men to Germany, and so they all get in the car with her. The car drives into the distance. Cut to 6 hours later, and the car is driving through an arch that says “Welcome to Oktoberfest”, implying that they finally made it to Germany. They get out of the car and see an Oktoberfest celebration in full-swing, with all the guests being Medics. American Boot locates his dad, and starts to hand him the drug money, but before he can, the Golden Heavy robot appears, demanding that American Boot give him the money. REE team gathers to counter Golden Heavy as the classic fight overlay appears. Golden Heavy starts to fire his mini gun at the three, but Scout hits a baseball directly at his head, stunning him and giving RED an opportunity to shoot him down to about 75 percent health. Spy cloaks and then surrounds Golden Heavy with around 4 models of him firing an Ambassador, which brings Golden Heavy down in the health department even more. Miss Pauling arrives with her car filled with medicine/drugs, which the team uses to replenish their health. Scout drinks a can of bonk and fires at Golden Heavy several times. Just when it seems like RED is winning, Golden Heavy drinks a health potion and regenerates all his lost health. He fires and kills American Boot, but Scout uses his time altering powers to bring him back to life instantly. American Boot proceeds to transform into his boot form and stomp Golden Heavy to the point of low health, which Golden Heavy again replenishes. He fires several mini guns at the RED team, which doesn’t seem to affect them. Miss Pauling appears and punches Golden Heavy into the ground with her giant fist. Finally, Spy makes the winning move by flipping off of Scout’s hand and transforming into an attack helicopter made entirely of baguettes in mid-air. He fires dozens of shots at Golden Heavy and finally kills him. RED team expresses their relief and pride at having beaten Golden Heavy. The episode ends.