I want candy

## Lyrics

9 volt: I want candy

I want candy

Take it, kids.

I know a girl

who's tough but sweet

She's so fine

she can't be beat

She's got everything I desire

He's really good!

I can see his lips move.

Sets the summer sun on fire

9 volt and the Kidware kids: I want candy

I want candy!

9 volt: Just the proud moms now.

Emma, Eva, Hannah, Zoe and Libby: I want candy

9 volt: Now the grumpy dads.

Rhys, jordan, Adam, Matthew and Elliot: I want candy

9 volt: All I want is your candy

All I want is your...

Kidware: Chewy

9 volt: Fun to eat

So darn sweet

9 volt and the Kidware kids: Candy

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9 volt: I want candy

I want candy

Take it, kids.

I know a girl

who's tough but sweet

She's so fine

she can't be beat

She's got everything I desire

He's really good!

I can see his lips move.

Sets the summer sun on fire

9 volt and the Kidware kids: I want candy

I want candy!

9 volt: [falls down stairs] AAAH! Ow! Aaah! Aaah, ow, ow! [lands on dancer] Dammit!

Eva: kid, are you all right?

9 volt: N-no. I think you should call somebody.

Matthew: Ma'am, are you all right?

Dancer: I can't...breathe...

Matthew: Oh, God, I think she's punctured a lung!

9 volt: Aw, dammit, look at my foot, it's already starting to swell up. I'm looking forward to this week. swelled foot all week.

Zoe: [to the camera] You know we should, we should, you should probably go ahead and shut that off.

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9 volt: I want candy

I want candy

Take it, kids.

I know a girl

who's tough but sweet

She's so fine

she can't be beat

She's got everything I desire

He's really good!

I can see his lips move.

Sets the summer sun on fire

9 volt and the Kidware kids: I want candy

I want-

[while everyone else dances, a dancer walks down the stairs up to 9 volt]

9 volt: Uh uh, hold it. Hold it. [the music stops] W-What's going on here?

Dancer: I'm pregnant.

9 volt: Y-You're what?!

Dancer: Yeah.

9 volt: We're in the middle of a thing here.

Dancer: Well, you didn't return any of my texts.

9 volt: W-W-W-So what's goin' on...You want, like, a ride to the place?

Emma: kiddo, what's goin' on?

9 volt: What's going on, guys, is that this girl is obviously not well and I have just learned that she's been stealing from the show and she should probably be escorted out of the building.

[two security guards walk the dancer out of i want candy, everything is silent until Peter looks back at the camera]

9 volt: Candy!

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9 volt: I want candy

I want candy

Take it, kids.

I know a girl

who's tough but sweet

She's so fine

she can't be beat

She's got everything I desire

He's really good!

I can see his lips move.

Sets the summer sun on fire

9 volt and the Kidware kids: I want candy

I want candy!

9 volt: Just the proud moms now.

Emma, Eva, Hannah, Zoe and Libby: I want candy

9 volt: Now the grumpy dads.

Rhys, jordan, Adam, Matthew and Elliot: I want candy

Brad: Scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry. Sorry, Ashleigh, I, uh, I hate to do this.

Ashleigh: What...What's happening?

Brad: They want me in the line.

Ashleigh: Well, where do I go?

Brad: Home?

Ashleigh: Okay, but I still get paid for today, right?

Brad: I...I wouldn't know, you need to talk to Maria.

[Ashleigh leaves.]

9 volt: Sorry. [ashleigh trips.] You okay?

Ashleigh: What do you care?

9 volt: All I want is your candy

All I want is your...

Kidware: Chewy

9 volt: Fun to eat

So darn sweet

9 volt and the Kidware kids: Candy

## Lyrics corrupted 4

9 volt: I want candy

I want candy

Take it, kids.

I know a girl

who's tough but sweet

She's so fine

she can't be beat

She's got everything I desire

He's really good!

I can see his lips move.

Sets the summer sun on fire

9 volt and the Kidware kids: I want candy

I want candy!

9 volt: Just the proud moms now.

Zoe: Pumpkin pie!

9 volt: What the Hell? [To a stagehand] Put her on the bench.

Zoe: Wait please, no, I just wasn't ready.

[Zoe is put on a bench with other characters that have been phased out]

9 volt: Don't worry, we'll put you in soon.

Tony: ho, ho, ho...is funny because you won't be back.

9 volt: All I want is your candy

All I want is your...

Kidware: Chewy

9 volt: Fun to eat

So darn sweet

9 volt and the Kidware kids sans zoe: Candy