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Squirrel, Interrupted

"**Squirrel, Interrupted**" is the seventh episode in Season 1 of *Central Park*.

## Plot

Cole and Owen do a Squavenger Hunt in Central Park and Paige discovers Molly is a great chess player.

## Songs

* Nuts Nuts Nuts
* Big Deal
* Can We Do Today Again?
* Can We Do Today Again? Reprise

## External Links

* "Squirrel, Interrupted" at the US Copyright Database

Squirrel, Interrupted at the Australian Classification Database
Central in My Heart

"**Central in My Heart**" is the opening song from the episode, Episode One and is the main theme for the series. It's predominantly sung by Birdie.

## Lyrics

**[Birdie]**

In the middle of Manhattan
There's a spot unlike the rest
An actual oasis
It's like New York, but undressed
I'm talking 'bout a place where all the bustle seems to pass
What's this place I speak of?
Why, I'm so glad you asked
It's Central Park
It's a haven, it's a jewel
Central Park
And it even has a pool
The city's little refuge
Filled with kind of art and art
And guess what? It's central in my heart
The cops patrol on horsies, as the kiddos hide their weed
*Be cool, be cool*
There's tennis players deucin' and he just deuced for free
*Good job!*
See rollerbladers tripping, yogies doing downward dog
And truant students skipping while their WASP-y mothers jog!
Central Park
Built in 1857
Central Park
Where all rats go to heaven
It used to be a village, But no one talks about that part
**[Citizens]**

Dark chapter
**[Birdie]**

Anyhoo.
**[Citizens]**

It's central in my heart
**[Birdie]**

And in this gorgeous haunt, you'll find all you'd ever want
**[Woman]**

Picnics on the giant lawn
**[Man]**

Rowboats floating on the pond
**[Second woman]**

Carts with churros
Mangoes, too
**[Boy]**

Hey, halal!
**[Salesman]**

Hello to you
**[Girl]**

Shakespeare plays!
**[Second boy]**

Folksy tunes
**[Second man]**

Bucket drummers
**[Third woman]**

Fun cartoons
**[Birdie]**

People play and people sing. That guy won't do anything!
**[Third man]**

The park's a meeting spot
**[Skater]**

A melting pot
**[Second girl]**

It's like the souvenir I bought
**[Chorus]**

An equalizer, an exerciser
**[Jogger]**

A perfect place to wear my visor!
**[Birdie]**

Central Park
Where the animals can talk
Central Park
My mistake they cannot talk
Grandiose and glorious, unlike any place on Earth
Where else can your son and daughter splash in dirty hot dog water?
**[All]**

Here at the midpoint
A park that's so central
The name's not that clever
But screw it, whatever
It's central in my heart!
TOSGANO

## Songs

### Next

Imperfectly Perfect

"**TOSGANO**" is a song from Hot Oven.

## Lyrics

**[Augustus, spoken]**

It's very rare that I have to recommend a TOSGANO

**[Helen, spoken]**

What's a TOSGANO?

**[Augustus, spoken]**

That's my little acronym

**[Helen, spoken]**

What's it stand for?

**[Augustus, spoken]**

This one sucks, get a new one

**[Augustus, sung]**

You've got a dog, but the situation's hairy

And by that, I mean naughty

And it's getting pretty scary

It don't act like a pet, no

This is a TOSGANO

Let me spell it out for you

It's T-O-S-G-A-N-O

This one sucks, get a new one

**[Helen (with Augustus)]**

It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much

(Oooh)

It sucks so friggin' much

**[Augustus]**

This one sucks, get a new one

**[Helen (with Augustus)]**

I can't get rid of it fast enough

(Oooh)

I can't get rid of it fast enough

**[Helen, spoken]**

You don't need a license to be a pet therapist, do you?

**[Augustus, spoken]**

No, ma'am

**[Helen, spoken]**

So, under what circumstances would you recommend a TOSGANO?

**[Helen, sung]**

Is it like, is it like if it pees wherever it pleases?

**[Augustus]**

Eh

**[Helen]**

Won't get a job and watches too much TV?

**[Augustus]**

Uh-uh

**[Helen]**

What if it gives you a dumb, blank stare?

**[Augustus]**

Nope

**[Helen]**

Or flashes his lipstick out of nowhere?

**[Augustus]**

That does suck, but it's not enough

For a TOSGANO guarantee

An H-A-B is what you need

**[Helen, spoken]**

Another acronym?

**[Augustus, spoken]**

Yes

**[Helen, spoken]**

Which stands for?

**[Augustus, spoken]**

"Hazardous Antisocial Behavior"

**[Helen, spoken]**

Which means?

**[Augustus, spoken]**

Biting, but Shampagne's never bitten anyone, right?

**[Helen, spoken]**

Hmm

**[Helen, sung]**

This therapist's breath is stinkin'

Like a dirty dog, but it's got me thinkin'

There's a plan cooking in my Helen melon, that could be fruitful

How to get rid of that shitza-doodle

All my dreams will come to pass

If I get Shampagne to bite Bitsy's ass

**[Bitsy]**

Oh my God, my pup is growling at me

And it's got me yellin'

Who's gonna save me? Helen!

**[Augustus and Helen]**

This one sucks, get a new one

**[Helen (with Augustus)]**

It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much

(Oooh)

It sucks so friggin' much

**[Augustus and Helen]**

This one sucks, get a new one

**[Helen (with Augustus)]**

I can't get rid of it fast enough

(Oooh)

I can't get rid of it fast enough

**[Helen]**

Heheheheh....

**[Augustus, spoken]**

Why are you laughing, is it because of my job?

**[Helen, spoken]**

Yes, let's say yes
Dianne

**Dianne** is Elwood's pet worm, she first appears in the episode "Live It Up Tonight". When the park purchased a large amount of worms, Elwood adopted her and temporarily housed her in a paper boat made of the receipt for the worms.

She later appears as a cameo in the episode "Down to the Underwire" in the song "Keep it Low Key".
Bee is for Brandenham

"**Bee is for Brandenham**" is the tenth episode in Season 2 of Central Park, being the twentieth episode overall.

## Plot

Owen is called to the Brandenham to help Bitsy deal with a swarm of bees, while Paige and the kids attempt to care for her boss’ cat.

## Songs

* Ideally I'd Deal with It
* It Stings
* Flyin' High
* It Stings (End Credits)

## References

1. ↑ https://directories.wga.org/member/bennettwalsh
2. ↑ https://www.classification.gov.au/titles/central-park-episode-204

## External Links

* "Bee is for Brandenham" at the US Copyright Database
Backing Up

## Songs

### Next

Four Park Harmony

**"Backing Up"** is a song from A Triptych Down Memory Lane

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

There's a time the system goes down

A momentary twist of fate

Your once proactive plans deteriorate

A poor assumption leaves you weak

A break in your Achilles heel

Just when you think

Your life is so ideal

And in a blink it's gone to black

You're a captain on a sinking ship

Treasure's slipping

As you lose your grip

Backing up through the years

I see all the time

I had my back turned

To what mattered the most

But how could I have known that?

Backing up through the years

Would show me every recollection

Of connection for me

A copy can't replace what's real

The silly things we make-believed

And all the milestones

That we achieved

And now the fool is left alone

It's kinda funny in a certain way

To watch forgotten memories on replay

Backing up through the years

I see all the times that I went

Back and forth between it all

I wish I had been present

Back then when it was clear

I only want to save a semblance

Of remembrance in me

Maybe with a little loss

We'll make more space

Living in the moment

We'll retrace

The steps we took and lost and found

Backing up through the years

Now on, you're gonna find me

Back in time for it all

Won't miss another moment

Backing you through the years

I wish that you could see the livin'

You've given to me

I won't live life

Backing...

Up

## Backing Up (End Credits) Lyrics

There's a time the system goes down

A momentary twist of fate

Your once proactive plans deteriorate

Backing up through the years

I see all the times that

I went

Back and forth between it all

I wish I had been present

Back then when it was clear

I only want to save a semblance

Of remembrance in me
A Triptych Down Memory Lane

"**A Triptych Down Memory Lane**" is the fourth episode of Season 3, being the thirtieth episode overall

## Plot

Elwood forgets the password he created for the Tillermans’ hard drive, so the family must help him remember it or their memories will be erased.

## Songs

* A Song to Sing
* Bad Bad Bird
* Backing Up
* Backing Up (End Credits)

## References

1. ↑ https://www.classification.gov.au/titles/central-park-episode-304-triptych-down-memory-lane
Come into the Darkness

"**Come into the Darkness**" is a song from Central Dark.

## Lyrics

**[BIRDIE, spoken]**

That's right. This is a New York City blackout. And you know what that means. Things can get a little dark. Are you scared? You should be. I mean, I'm not. Oh my God! Bats or maybe moths! I can't tell, it's too dark

**[BIRDIE]**

Come into the darkness

Follow me

Right in front of your face

You can't see a thing

Blinded by the darkness

Your head starts to spin

Was that a murder-y guy or was it just the wind?

Wait, what was that?

What in the hell was that?

You have no choice if you wanna survive

Follow us

All the lights are out

Come into the darkness

Yeow!

**[Chorus]**

We could all die tonight

Or maybe we'll live

We should all run and hide

Or maybe we just stay in

Deeper into the void

We still can't see

Society is breaking down

What will we eat?

Carl? Maybe we'll eat Carl

**[CARL, spoken]**

Wait, what?

**[BIRDIE]**

I said "maybe"

**[CARL, spoken]**

Dude!

**[BIRDIE]**

Definitely eating Carl

No schools, no banks, no way to charge your phone

No movies, no gas, okay, maybe there's gas

But there's still nowhere to charge your phone

Come into the darkness

Yeow!

**[Chorus]**

We could all die tonight

Or maybe we'll live

We should all run and hide

Or maybe we just stay in
The Answer is Ward

"**The Answer is Ward**" is a song from Of Course You Realize This Means Ward.

## Lyrics

**[MOLLY, spoken]**

Can someone please explain to me what's so special about this Dr. Ward Whitlinger?

**[OWEN, spoken]**

He's only the most inspiring… Well, he inspired me to do what I do. And if he could turn this indoor nerd into an outdoor nerd, then he'd knock the socks off those kids.

**(sung)**

When I was a little guy

I liked my little guy things

Dinosaurs and trains and macaroni art

Then I saw a man named Ward

He talked to me and my friends

And blew my tiny mind apart

He said,

**[OWEN and WARD]**

We live connected on this big blue boat

And we must all pull together to keep it afloat

Every little thing is like a ripple on a lake

And we can each change the world

With the paths that we take

Take

**[OWEN]**

Ward (Ward Whitlinger)

Ward is the answer (Ooh)

If the question is who (He could inspire the world)

Could inspire the world?

The answer is Ward

From that moment on, I knew what I had to do

I was like a man who stepped out of the dark

And then I became a little obsessed

Had one thought filling up my brain

Maybe one day I would get to run a park

Only one direction would ever satisfy

Could never be a postman or a frozen yogurt guy

I looked to Ward for guidance along the way

Did I stalk him like a groupie? Now, y'know, who's to say?

And when I took my first test in Environmental Science and Management

Ward was there

And when I wrote that sternly-worded letter to raise awareness about clear-cut logging, you better believe it

Ward was there

And when I became manager of Central Park

The greatest moment of my life, family stuff not included

Ward was there

To be clear, he wasn't literally there

I mean, every step I took, metaphorically

Ward was there

Ward was there

Ward (Ward Whitlinger)

Ward is the answer (Ooh)

If the question is who (He could inspire the world)

Could inspire the world?

The answer is Ward
All Lining Up

## Songs

### Next

Hit the Sweet Spot

**"All Lining Up"** is a song from Paige's Next Chapter

## Lyrics

**[Paige]**

(Spoken)

today is Aunt Abby day. She's here, in the city, and we're seeing her tonight.

(Sung)

From the Midwest

Got a guest moving east to chase a dream

And she's gonna impress

**[Cole & Molly]**

Aunt Abby

**[Paige]**

Whoo!

This is great Set a plate

Gonna squeeze her super tight

And you know I can't wait

**[Cole & Molly]**

So happy

**[Paige]**

And tonight we'll make her feel Like she's not so far from our hometown

**[Owen]**

And this plant will help your aunt

'Cause it's something She can't kill or drown

**[Paige]**

And it's all lining up

Like Broadway fans at the stage door

Ooh, it's all lining up

Ooh, and she's gonna go far

**[Paige, Cole & Molly]**

And it's all lining up

'Cause this is what she was made for

Ooh, it's all lining up

Yeah, soon she'll be a big star

**[Owen]**

Oh, yeah

Not to get real, but I feel

Like there's something else today

That's a pretty big deal

**[Cole & Molly]**

Mom's meeting

**[Owen]**

Look at my spouse

In her blouse

Gonna blow up every record At the publishing house

**[Cole & Molly]**

Succeeding

**[Owen]**

Everything is happening

Even better than you could've planned

Now we get to share you With the world

**[Cole & Molly]**

Our mom is in demand

**[Owen]**

And it's all lining up Like future fans at a signing

All lining up

Just like we knew that it would

**[Cole & Molly]**

And it's all lining up

Like how it's all in the timing

Ooh, it's all lining up

You know it's gonna be good

**[Paige]**

What if this is why they say

Success is bittersweet?

Got a front row ticket

Am I giving up my seat?

**[Cole]**

Now we get to share you

With the world

**[Owen]**

Not to get real but I feel

Like there's something else today That's a pretty big deal

**[Molly]**

Now we get to share you

With the world

**[Owen]**

Look at my spouse in her blouse

Gonna blow up every record At the publishing house

**[Cole & Molly]**

Now we get to share you

With the world

It's all lining up

**[All]**

It's all lining up

Lining up, oh, yeah It's all lining up
Dick Flake

**Richard "Dick" Flake** is a fisherman hired by Bitsy Brandenham to catch the snakehead in A Fish Called Snakehead. He describes himself as a "hunter, fisherman, life coach and blue belt." He was exposed as a liar by Paige Hunter, he bought a dead snakehead to collect money from Bitsy when he couldn't find the actual snakehead in the meer.
Paint the World

## Songs

### Next

A Different Paige

"**Paint the World**" is a song from Sir Bricks-a-Lot.

## Lyrics

**[Verse 1: MOLLY]**

Oh, the blank page is so frightening

Like a tiger staring back

I've got my colors here beside me to guide me and

Hide me from the attack

Sometimes I feel like I can see things

Things that no one else can see

And I just wish that someone else could tell me

That they see 'em too, but then again, it's kinda cool that it's just me

**[Pre-Chorus]**

I know that I could be

I could be something amazing

If I just let myself be free

Create the things that amaze mе

**[Chorus]**

If I could paint the world the way I wanna see the world

Thеn that's the world that I would wanna be in

Take all the light that glows in me and shine it like a sun

I think I could be someone to believe in

**[Verse 2]**

I'm always cleaning up these messes

Beautiful patterns on the floor

I wish this mop could be a gigantic paintbrush

So I can show them all that I've got more in store

**[Pre-Chorus]**

I know that I could be

I could be something amazing

If I just let myself be free

Create the things that amaze me

**[Chorus]**

If I could paint the world the way I wanna see the world

Then that's the world that I would wanna be in

Take all the light that glows in me and shine it like a sun

I think I could be someone to believe in

If I could paint the world the way I wanna see the world

Then that's the world that I would wanna be in

Take all the light that glows in me and shine it like a sun

I think I could be someone to believe in
You Are the Music

## Songs

### Next

Big Stink

"**You Are the Music**" is a song from Castle Sweet Castle

## Lyrics

**[Birdie]**

You can learn music

Let me teach you three simple chords

Yeah-eah-eah

   You can learn music

With a D, and a G and an A

You'll reap the rewards

You can learn music

**[Elwood]**

Oh, oh, oh, my goodness. Oh, my word.

Gracious me, what is this genius we all have just heard?

It gave me the chills, it gave me the feels

It made me both weep and kick up my heels

'Cause you are the music

You are the pulse and the pitch and the time and the tune and the groove

And look at you move

You are the music

If your song were a painting I would take it to be hung at the Louvre

You are the music

You are the music

**[Birdie]**

Now wait a second, buddy

Look at you

You've got skills i'm playing second fiddle to

I cry when you croon

I sing when you strum

And what's that cool fingering you did with your thumb?

Yeah you are the music

You got a knack for the notes and a tantalizing touch with the tune

You got me over the moon

You are the music

Roll over Beethoven, Mick Jagger and Miss Debby Boone.

You are the music

You are the music

**[Elwood]**

You are awesome

**[Birdie]**

You are awesomer

**[Elwood]**

Your music flies to me on wings of gossamer

**[Birdie]**

You're iconic

**[Elwood]**

You're like bionic

**[Elwood and Birdie]**

You'll be my dominant i'll be your tonic

We are the music

**[Molly and Cole]**

We'd like to learn music

**[Elwood and Birdie]**

We bring the lightening, the fire, the water, the earth and the air

**[Molly and Cole]**

There's no getting through

**[Elwood and Birdie]**

We are the music

**[Molly and Cole]**

Will we learn some music?

**[Elwood and Birdie]**

We're Billy Joel, Yo-Yo Ma, 50 Cent, Chubby Checker and Cher!

**[Molly and Cole]**

Now what do we do?

**[Elwood and Birdie]**

We are the music

Forte

We are the music

Piano

We are the music

Pianissimo

Where did the children go?
The Lyin' In Winter

"**The Lyin' In Winter**" is the sixteenth episode and the season finale of Season 2 of Central Park, being the twenty-sixth episode overall.

## Plot

Bitsy and Helen get stranded during a blizzard. The family finds out that the deal to sell Central Park is happening today.

## Songs

* Up to Here
* Time to Close
* Own It (Reprise)
* A Walk in the Park
Why Me Waikiki

"**Why Me Waikiki**" is a song from The PAIGE-riarchy!.

## Lyrics

**[Paige]**

I was scared and so confused

Unfortunately so was grandma too

So, I went to the bathroom alone and shut the door and asked my mom to coach me through

She said, "Just stick it up there"

I said, "Are you crazy -- cuckoo?

How have you never warned me that this is what I’m expected to do?"

Then under the door, a pad slipped through

A gift from my mama the best she could do

But, all I could think was everyone was gonna see it too

So I cried Why now, Waikiki? Why, why?

Why me, Waikiki? Why, why

Can you tell me what to do 'cause my mom’s no help or use

So why me, Waikiki? Why, why?

Why me, Waikiki? Why, why?

But I trusted my mother

Knew all there was to know

And at first no one noticed I was packing a pad down below

Splashing all around, feeling so alive

Just for a moment then I looked down and saw

My pad turned into a diaper, an ocean diaper

Like a big, wet, soggy….you know, like a... like a baby’s diaper

My ocean diaper was waving in the wind, with my ocean diaper I could no longer swim so I screamed "Why now, Waikiki? Why, why?"

Why me, Waikiki? Why, why?

Can you tell me what to do cause my mom’s no help or use so why now, Waikiki? Why, why?

Why me, Waikiki? Why, why

(Humming)

**[Molly, spoken]**

What was Grandma thinking?

**[Paige]**

Grandma didn’t know better

No, grandma never knew

Her mama never taught her, so she missed a step or two

I realized she just did her best and as I grew

I gathered tools she never had so that I could teach you
Ice Ice Not Baby

"**Ice Ice Not Baby**" is the third episode of Season 3, being the twenty-ninth episode overall.

## Plot

Molly and Brendan get into their first big fight, while Abby gets her first big commercial audition for a local deli.

## Songs

* Ten Out of Ten
* The Wash and Dry for Me
* Love Worth Fighting For
* The Wash and Dry for Me (End Credits)

## References

1. ↑ https://www.classification.gov.au/titles/central-park-episode-303-ice-ice-not-baby
Molly Tillerman

* Current
* Winter
* Toddler
* Fista-Puffs

**Grandparents:** Celeste Tillerman, Unnamed Maternal Grandmother, Unnamed Paternal Grandfather

### Voiced by

Kristen Bell (Season 1)
Emmy Raver-Lampman (Season 2 onward)

**Molly Tillerman** is the daughter of Owen Tillerman and Paige Hunter, and older sister of Cole.

In Season 1, she is voiced by Kristen Bell. Starting with Season 2 onward, she is voiced by Emmy Raver-Lampman.

## Appearance

Molly is a mixed girl with her hair styled in two puffy buns. She wears a creme-colored shirt with purple overalls and white shoes. In A Decent Proposal, she wears a bright pink dress with black shoes and carries a light pink purse.

## Personality

Molly is an awkward, typical thirteen-year-old, who's trying to figure out who she is in the world . She's very creative and imaginative, especially when she draws her own comics about a superhero called Fista-Puffs (cleverly named based on her hair puffs), who fights crime with her hair. She has a boyfriend, which is a boy named Brendan Brandenham, who happens to be Bitsy's grand-nephew. In the first few episodes, Molly watches Brendan from behind a rock. But then they become closer and by episode eight they are in a stronger relationship and awkwardly kiss twice.

## Trivia

* She is the Tillerman counterpart of:
	1. Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
	2. Luanne Platter (King of the Hill)
	3. Meg Griffin (Family Guy)
	4. Hayley Smith (American Dad)
	5. Roberta Tubbs (The Cleveland Show)
	6. Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers)
	7. Becky Buckwald (Bordertown)
	8. J.C. Gonzalez (Bordertown)
	9. Violet Hart (Bless the Harts)
	10. Kimberly Harris (Duncanville)
	11. Judy Tobin (The Great North)
Momma's Got This

"**Momma's Got This**" is a song from Hat Luncheon.

## Lyrics

**[Paige, spoken]**

Kids, grab your bathing suits, your metro cards and a positive attitude!

**[Cole, spoken]**

Yay!

**[Paige, sung]**

C'mon kids here we go, there's a lead to pursue

And your momma needs a comment and she's gonna come through

**[Molly and Cole, sung]**

Mom, we're really proud of you, you're hot on the chase

**[Molly]**

But check your fly.

**[Cole]**

What is that on your face?

**[Paige]**

I'll get the truth

'cause I'm a sleuth

C'mon and see 'cause

Momma's got this

Momma's got this

Sorry if I spit on you- your momma's got this

Momma's got this

Momma's got this

This journalist just can't resist

Your momma's got this

Life gives you lemons so you take 'em in stride

If you get the lemons talking there's a story inside

**[Molly and Cole]**

Your metaphors are messy, but you're still the top

Now back on the train, 'cause this isn't our stop

**[Paige]**

Be aware, we're almost there so wait and see 'cause

Momma's got this

Momma's got this

Oops- Forgot deodorant

**[Molly and Cole]**

We think our momma's got this

**[Paige]**

Momma's got this

Momma's got this

**[Cole]**

Mom's looking like a boss

**[Molly]**

Did she roll around in sauce?

**[Paige]**

Here's momma

Momma's got this

Jestem żywy i bardzo lepki *(I'm alive and very sticky)*

**[Molly]**

Is mom speaking Polish?

**[Paige]**

Jestem żywy i bardzo lepki *(I'm alive and very sticky)*

**[Cole]**

She's definitely trying to

**[Molly]**

Okey doke

**[Paige]**

One great quote about the vote

I'm on my way

Sing it!

**[Polish Passerbys]**

Ta pani jest lepka? *(that lady is sticky?)*

Ta pani jest lepka? *(that lady is sticky?)*

**[Paige]**

They know it. In the East village I am-

**[Polish Passerbys]**

Jakos bardzo lepki *(somehow very sticky)*

**[Passerbys]**

Who is she?

We all agree

This momma's got this

**[Paige]**

Hey, it's me!

Look your momma's got this

**[Molly and Cole]**

Oh my God, look our momma's got this!

**[Paige]**

Watch and learn kids, 'cause you know your momma's got this

(Reprise)

## Lyrics (Reprise)

**[Leo Shallenhammer, spoken]**

Why don't you leave me alone and go ask the Mayor questions wherever it is he goes for his grooming and self-care?

**[Paige, spoken]**

Oh! I can corner the Mayor at the hat-luncheon tomorrow

That's where I'll get my quote

**[Paige, sung]**

You can see that

Momma's got this (Yeah!)

Momma's got this (Woo!)

Like fishies in a foot-spa

You know your momma's got this

**[Molly and Cole]**

Momma's got this

Momma's got this

**[Paige, spoken]**

Ooh, are those free samples?

**[Molly, spoken]**

Ooh, lotion!

**[Cole, spoken]**

Grease me up!

**[Bathwomen]**

Please just leave!

**[Paige]**

This is what it feels like

You know your momma's got this

**[Molly and Cole]**

You know our momma's got this
Garbage Ballet (Song)

## Songs

### Next

Rats

"**Garbage Ballet**" is a song from the episode of the same name.

## Lyrics

**[Elwood]**

There is a place

Where the garbage goes when the world forsakes it

Out on a barge

Headed anywhere

Someone will take it

Efficient workers of sanitation

Pick up the bags and load the truck

With very careful evaluation

Make very sure they're all filled up

**[All]**

There is a place

Where the garbage goes when the world forsakes it

Out on a barge

Headed anywhere

Someone will take it
Little Good

## Songs

### Next

Me and the Girls

**"Little Good"** is a song from A Matter of Life and Boeuf

## Lyrics

**[Abby]**

Remember when I went for Cinderella?

A dreamer like me

Got the part

Stepsister number two

I had three lines, I didn't mind

But I couldn't find a way

To be so cruel

So I tried on every costume

I even changed my voice

I studied gymnastics

Went to clown school

I kinda lost the plot for a second.

But then I thought, "Wait, Abby, dig deep."

What's her motivation?

Could there be a little good

Beneath it all?

There's a little good beneath it all

I've played a lot of villains

On the Oshkosh stage

Witches, Politicians

They're all within my range

'Cause I know that under every cloak

And evil ha, ha, ha

I can find the good beneath it all

There's a little good beneath it all

I know it's hard to see

In the face of your archenemy

What good there could possibly be

But try Playing a New Yorker

That's my biggest challenge yet

I don't understand the pacing

I haven't learned the steps

But if I'm gonna stay here

And ever find my way here

I have to keep believing

I can find the good beneath it all

Even when it seems impossible

No matter how hidden

No matter how small

There's beauty in the places

Where the spotlight doesn't fall

And I'll find the good beneath it all
Sylvania

Sylvania has many different biomes, plenty of flora and fauna, largest export is wood and wood products, most live on the coast, multiculturalism promoted, capital is home to the world’s largest metropolis somehow, first to switch to renewable energy.

Sylvania is north of Pierrica. It is a constitutional democracy, and the queen of Sylvania is named Flora.
Semitic Neo-Paganism

**Semitic neopaganism** is a very brad term a group of religions based on or attempting to reconstruct the ancient Semitic religions, mostly practiced among ethnic Jews in the United States.

Often Using a Jewish frame work they research the Historic Monolastic and Polytheistic Practices of Semetic Regions and incorporate that into their spirituality.

### Known Groups

* Am Ha Aretz (https://www.primitivehebrews.org/)
* Tel Shemesh {http://www.telshemesh.org/two/)
A Killer Deadline

"**A Killer Deadline**" is the ninth episode of Season 3 of *Central Park*, being the thirty-fifth episode overall.

## Plot

Paige checks into a hotel to focus on two writing deadlines. Owen volunteers for a school kickball tournament that Molly is trying to avoid.

## Songs

* Tick Tock
* Flick of the Wrist
* I Got the Goods
* I Got the Goods (End Credits)
New Ozland

The only known information of what goes on inside of New Ozland is outdated by hundreds of years. Hundreds of years ago, part of the plane of magic became unstable, and came into contact with the earth’s surface by somehow breaking through the primary plane. Scientists feared for the fact that despite being unstable, that particular piece of the plane of magic still wanted to get back into orbit, which would consequently slicing right through the earth. Ozlanders harnessed the power the plane wrought, and used it to create a giant golden dome encompassing their country. Within this dome is a time loop that repeats the same century to keep the plane from coming into contact with the rest of the earth. The culture inside of the dome is the exact same as 21st century Australia, with influence from around the world that came during it’s time.
Episode One/Trivia

## Trivia

* This episode, along with "Skater's Circle," "Hat Luncheon," and "Garbage Ballet," was released in advance for media reviewers.
* On July 28, 2020, it was announced that Leslie Odom Jr. had been nominated for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Character Voice-over Performance at the 72nd Emmy Awards for his performance as Owen Tillerman in this episode.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.bubbleblabber.com/advance-review-central-park-episodes-1-4/
2. ↑ https://www.emmys.com/awards/nominees-winners/2020/outstanding-voice-over-performance
Fista-Puffs

**Fista-Puffs** is an in-universe fictional comic series that doubles as a diary for and by Molly Tillerman. It was introduced in Episode One, and constantly reappears throughout the series. This includes multiple scenes being animated in the Fista-Puffs artstyle.

## Characters

Fista-Puffs has many characters, the majority of them are counterparts of people in Molly's life.

### Fista-Puffs

Fista-Puffs is the superhero persona, and thus counterpart, of Molly, and main character of Fista-Puffs. Molly uses her as a way to work through her issues, vent, or empower herself.

Powers include Prehensile Hair and a 5-Second Rewind

Her backstory is relatively unknown, but It's stated she wasn't hit by a cosmic ray, and it's unlikely she was sent from outerspace.

### Kite Boy

Kite Boy is the Fista-puffs counterpart to Brendan Brandenham. He is first introduced in Episode One as Fista-Puffs romantic interest and fighting partner. His main power is kite proficiency.

### Cole

Cole's Fista-puffs counterpart lacks a confirmed name. He is first introduced in Skater's Circle. His design appears multiple times throughout the series

### Haze

Haze is the Fista-Puffs counterpart to Hazel. She is introduced in Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice. She is apart of the Pow Pow Boom Booms.

### Sha-Boom

Sha-Boom is the Fista-Puffs counterpart to Shauna. She is introduced in Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice as an antagonist, but is confirmed to be later rewritten as a protagonist by Molly. She is the leader of the the Pow Pow Boom Booms.

### Park Guy

Park Guy is the Fista-Puffs counterpart to Owen Tillerman. He is introduced in the episode A Fish Called Snakehead. His shorts are pulled up really high, or the normal amount according to Molly, who confirms he gets his powers from them. He also wields a Fishing Pole.

### The Paigeriarchy

The Paigeriarchy is a Fista-Puffs counterpart to Paige Hunter. She is introduced in the episode The Paige-riarchy!. Paige also has a different unnamed hero design in A Fish Called Snakehead.

### Morgan Freewoman

Morgan Freewoman is an original character to the Fista-Puffs comic, she works as Fista-Puff's assistant. She supplies Fista-Puffs with various gadgets. Her name is a pun on real-life actor, director, and narrator Morgan Freeman. She is voiced by Tracie Thoms.

### Buzzard Aldrin

Buzzard Aldrin is an original character to the Fista-Puffs comic, he is a cyborg buzzard who updates Fista-Puffs on various things, but is mostly just used as comic relief. His name is a pun on real-life astronaut Buzz Aldrin. He is voiced by Ben Schwartz.

## Episodes (Scenes)

Fista-Puff focused episodes include Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice and The Puffs go Poof, other notable Fista-Puff scenes take place in the episodes Episode One, Garbage Ballet, A Fish Called Snakehead, and The PAIGE-riarchy!
Ghost

"A hazy and translucent creature."

Ghosts are a difficult beginner monster, but they still aren't very hard to kill. They have 11 AC and 10 strength. They do 2-12 damage per hit, making them mildly annoying. They have 10 dexterity, but avoid spells at +2, so it's not recommended that you cast them. Ghosts have about 25 HP and drop 30 XP. They are a tad bit better than its ghoul counterpart, But you want to have more than 12 health when it attacks so if it hits 12 damage, you can evade, and heal
Paige Hunter

* Current
* Winter
* Young

**Paige** **Hunter** is one of the protagonists of Central Park. She is a journalist who works for What's New, New York? and is the wife of Owen and mother to Molly and Cole Tillerman.

## Appearance

Paige is an American woman of Caucasian descent. She sports short, chestnut hair with circle-rimmed glasses resting on the top of her head. Typically, she’s dressed in a yellow unbuttoned button-up, pastel blue undershirt, and navy-blue skinny jeans.

## Personality

Paige is shown to be a loving, caring and supportive wife to Owen and mother to Molly and Cole. Going up and beyond to show how much she cares about them. In Mother's Daze, the family sing about all the things that she has done for them. (All About You) Though, she can be a bit too much, for example: wanting to help Molly when she got her first period and wanting to throw a huge party for her, despite Molly being uncomfortable with this over-the-top behavior from her mom. (The PAIGE-riarchy!) Paige is also a passionate journalist as she wanted to work on her Bitsy story despite her editor constantly putting her down about it. She good at sleuthing as she helps Owen find his childhood hero, Ward Whitlinger, despite him being seemingly "off the grid". In The Lyin' In Winter, Molly says: "You can't hide anything from our mom. Trust me. She'll find it and she'll bring it up when you least expect it."

## Relationships

#### Owen Tillerman

Paige has a strong relationship with her husband, Owen, and loves to watch him succeed. In A Decent Proposal, despite not caring that Owen 'messed' up their proposal and telling him she never needed a big romantic gesture, Owen was upset because he did want it to be perfect, so she gave him a new story to tell about their proposal. (How It Happened (Reprise)). Paige compliments Owen whenever she gets the chance to. From calling him "Sweet cheeks Tillerman" to "One superhot, long-legged lovely man"

## Trivia

* She is the Tillerman counterpart of:
	1. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)
	2. Peggy Hill (King of the Hill)
	3. Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
	4. Francine Smith (American Dad)
	5. Donna Tubbs-Brown (The Cleveland Show)
	6. Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers)
	7. Janice Buckwald (Bordertown)
	8. Maria Gonzalez (Bordertown)
	9. Jenny Hart (Bless the Harts)
	10. Annie Harris (Duncanville)
	11. Honeybee Shaw (The Great North)
Polymorph Spell

The **Polymorph Spell** is a spell in Alexa’s Dungeon Adventure and it will transform a monster into another creature; one which could be a more difficult creature or an easier creature to kill, it can even turn them into something small that just runs away from you. The monster hit with the polymorph spell is permanently turned into that new creature type and will never turn back to its original form.
Loren Bouchard

**Loren Hal Bouchard** (born October 10, 1969) is a writer, director, producer, composer, and voice actor for several animated TV shows and a co-creator of *Home Movies* (along with Brendon Small). He is also the creator of *Bob's Burgers*, *Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil*, and *Central Park*.

## Biography

A high-school dropout, Bouchard was working as a bartender in 1993 when he bumped into a former grade school teacher of his, Tom Snyder. Snyder asked if Bouchard was still drawing, and then offered Bouchard a chance to work on a few animated short films Snyder was making. The shorts developed into Bouchard's first series, *Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist*, which he produced. He credits Jonathan Katz, H. Jon Benjamin, and Snyder as major influences.

Towards the end of *Dr. Katz*, Bouchard and Brendon Small teamed up to create *Home Movies*. The show was picked up initially by UPN, who dropped it after five episodes; the remaining eight shows from season one, and the subsequent three seasons were shown on Adult Swim. The show was not renewed after the conclusion of the fourth season in 2004.

After *Home Movies* concluded and another Bouchard pilot, *Saddle Rash*, was not picked up, Bouchard created *Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil*. The show's pilot was created on October 30, 2005, but it was not until September 2007 that the show debuted as a weekly feature on Adult Swim.

Bouchard is an executive producer and the creator for the series *Bob's Burgers*, which premiered on January 9, 2011 on Fox. He created the show about a working-class family because he found that type of family more interesting and didn't see characters like that represented much on TV. He also grew up in a blue-collar family with creative aspirations and modeled the Belcher family after his own.

Bouchard lives in San Francisco with his wife, Holly Kretschmar. The couple married on September 3, 2006.

He also has two children.

## Episodes Written

* "Episode One" (co-written with Nora Smith and Regina Hicks)

## External Links

* IMDb page
* Twitter account

1. ↑ http://longislandweekly.com/well-done-television/
Werewolf

*The werewolf is a monster with the head of a wolf.*

## Encounters

A werewolf can be found on the second and third levels of the dungeon. If you say the command "listen" before entering a room with a werewolf, you will hear "howling."

## Strategy

The werewolf is a medium monster. It is not very difficult to kill, however its strength is just above average and it can do somewhat high damage. Casting spells is not recommended, as it has a high chance of avoiding them. You probably shouldn't try charming the Werewolf, It will just laugh at you and you will lose a turn. You will much rather be attacking it with a handheld weapon, as its dexterity is very high. You will probably not be able to run away. You can probably kill it with a Short sword.
Big Deal

## Songs

### Next

Can We Do Today Again?

"**Big Deal**" is a song from Squirrel, Interrupted

## Lyrics

**[Bitsy]**

What's soft and white and has a family crest

Sitting on his fortune like a viper on his nest

Big deal

And you, little missy with your money grab

Playing with your ponies while your daddy pays the tab

Big deal

Damn the patriarch

Bitsy's got some news to share

I'll take Central Park

Make it like a real Times Square

Those fools and frauds and failures ought to kneel

Before a real big deal

And you, dearest cousin with your blockhead face

Burning through your money like a human fireplace

Big deal

Ahoy, Captain Crunch if I could have a word

Why you gotta dress up like you're Thurston Howell III?

Big deal

I just wanna scream

Desecrate their hallowed halls

Take one for the team

And kick them in their bocce balls

I'll sign, initial, notarize, and seal

What is a real big deal
Orc

*The orc is a beastile and savage humanoid creature with grey-green skin covered in coarse hair, with lupine ears and lower canines resembling tusks.*

## Encounters

The orc can be found on all floors of the dungeon. It can be a Wandering Monster, and also may try to steal your gold. If you say the command "Listen" before entering a room with it, you will hear "beastile grunting."

## Strategy

The orc is relatively easy to kill. It does not do too much damage, although it can have a lot of hit points.

## Orc

### Found

In the dungeon, on all floors; occasionally wandering
A Few Minutes for Magic

## Songs

### Next

Turtle Babies

"**A Few Minutes for Magic**" is a song from Celeste We Forget.

## Lyrics

**[Vance, spoken]**

Hello, and welcome to Vance's Vantastic Vance-overs.

What's your name?

**[Paige, spoken]**

Uh, Paige

**[Vance, spoken]**

You look like a Paige

Of a tired little book that needs to be Vance'd into something fresh and new!

**[Paige, spoken]**

Oh, No, I uh,

I don't think I need to get Vance'd

**[Vance]**

I can tell you are a skeptic

By the lines you have right there

But I'll make you a believer

Once I get you in my chair

**[Paige, spoken]**

Oh, that's not necessary

**[Vance]**

Put on this lotion

**[Paige]**

Prefer my store-brand

**[Vance]**

It's a magical potion

**[Paige]**

It's stinging my hands

**[Vance]**

It won't take off a year,

It'll take a dang century

**[Paige]**

I'm just trying to hide

**[Vance]**

Rub in this ointment

**[Paige]**

I'm gonna say no

**[Vance]**

A mani-pedi appointment

**[Paige]**

My feet aren't that gross

**[Vance]**

Every product A to Z...

Is absolutely free

**[Paige]**

It's just a cheat for the rich elites

**[Vance]**

Take one or two Paige

**[Paige]**

Nope.

**[Vance]**

You'll look good as new, Paige

**[Paige]**

Is that so?

**[Vance]**

Just wait and see,

It's a cure all remedy

Put on this lip-balm

**[Paige]**

Wait, what kind is that?

**[Vance]**

Exfoliate with this bath bomb

**[Paige]**

Oh, that smells good.

**[Vance]**

Scented eucalyptus leaves

From the pouch of a kangaroo

**[Paige]**

Are you serious? I love kangaroos

**[Additional Voices]**

What about a home face lift?

**[Paige]**

They can do that?

**[Additional Voices]**

We can do it in five minutes

**[Paige]**

That's pretty darn fast

**[Additional Voices]**

Take my word, essential oils

Will bring you health and fortune too

**[Paige]**

Okay, just oil me up

**[Vance & Additional Voices]**

Take one or two Paige

Why not a few, Paige?

It might not be hoi oligoi

But relax, indulge, enjoy

Our latest convert,

A little luxury never hurt

With a new make over

Watch Paige take over
Sir Bricks-a-Lot

"**Sir Bricks-a-Lot**" is the eighth episode and the mid-season finale in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the eighteenth episode overall.

## Plot

When Owen considers a new job in Connecticut, the family uses Cole’s toys to imagine what their lives would be like if they moved out of the park.

## Songs

* Paint the World
* A Different Paige
* Follow Through
* A Different Paige (End Credits)

## External Links

* "Sir Bricks-a-Lot" at the US Copyright Database
Bugbear

*The Bugbear is a dark, hairy, feral and very tall creature*

## Encounters

The Bugbear can be found on all levels of the dungeon. It is not a wandering monster. If you say the command "listen" before entering a room with a bugbear, you will hear "disgusting squelching."

## Strategy

The Bugbear is a medium-level creature, meaning it is not too difficult to kill. It is a goblinoid, but stronger than goblins and hobgoblins. Rewards are usually good.
Town

The town connects to level one of the dungeon. There are many things to do in the town, and the main goal of the game is to save the town. The townsfolk will heal you, remove harmful effects and items from you, give you a safe place to rest, and more. You can do many things in the town. Here is a list of the things you can do.

### Drinking in the tavern

Roll to see if you can handle the drinks. If you do, Strength is increased. If not, you become drunk, and Intelligence and Dexterity are decreased. You must roll an 18 to handle the drinks.

### Eating in the Tavern and the Inn

To eat, simply say "Get some food." You will need to pay 2 gold for a meal. This can heal 1-6 health. The only places where you can eat are the Inn and the Tavern.

### Gambling

Ask Alexa to play the dice game. You may bet any amount between 5 and 50 gold. You roll two six-sided dice. On the first turn, you win if you roll a 7 or 11. You lose if you roll a 2, 3 or 12. If you do not get any of these numbers, the number you roll becomes your target number (for example, 6). Then, you win if you roll that number again and lose if you roll a 7. You can use this to earn some fast money, or if you need to take a break from fighting.

### Praying

Praying at the temple can give you a Divine Blessing, but only if you roll a 16 or higher. This is modified based on your Wisdom attribute.

### Donate

You can donate gold at the temple and receive an item. It seems it will only give an item if you donate 100 gold, then 200. Any more you donate is simply accepted.

### Get side quests

Try talking to people and they might give you side quests to earn gold for exchange - just say "Talk" or "Ask for side quests" (i.e. Collect a hobgoblin). Otherwise, you’ll just get some witty or random response.

### Train

This costs 50 gold the first time you do it. This will cost you an extra 50 more gold every time you train. You permanently increase one point of your stats. To train, just say "Train \_\_\_\_\_\_\_" Select an attribute to train in. You may train up to seven times.

For more information on attributes, visit Your Avatar.

### Buy items

To buy items, simply just say, "Purchase \_\_\_\_\_\_\_", or "List items for sale" for the prices. You will be paying with gold.

### Resting

To rest, you need to say "Rest". To get a good rest you need to roll a \_\_ or higher. This is modified based on your Constitution score. You will heal by doing this.

Visit the shop page for more information.
Beholder

*The Beholder is a giant floating orb of leathery flesh with one large eye in the center, smaller eye stalks on the sides, and a large mouth filled with sharp teeth.*

## Beholder

### Found

On all levels of the dungeon; occasionally wandering.

## Encounters

The Beholder can be a wandering monster on all levels of the dungeon. If you say the command "listen" before entering a room with a beholder, you will hear "magical energy."

## Strategy

The Beholder is an advanced opponent in battle. It can cast spells, has many hit points, and can do a lot of damage. The beholder is one of the only monsters that has more than 100 HP, and can regenerate hit points(D10x2).
Owlbear

*The Owlbear is a huge monstrous beast with the body of*

*a bear covered with thick fur and feathers with the head of an owl.*

## Encounters

The Owlbear can be found on all floors of the dungeon. It can be a Wandering Monster. If you say the command "listen" before entering a room with an owlbear, you will hear "a mean roar and hooting."

## Strategy

The Owlbear is a medium-advanced creature, meaning it is somewhat difficult to kill. It has no special powers other than the ability to cause a significant amount of damage(more than a lich).
Character Sheet

You do not need to have any kind of character sheet to play Alexa Dungeon Adventure. You can ask Alexa for all of the relevant information any time you need. You can ask Alexa "How many hit points do I have?" or "What is my Dexterity?" or "Inventory". You can also ask Alexa "What weapons/potions/spells do I have?" or "What are my quests?" And if you have a companion via the Summon Creature spell, then you can ask "Companion Info" to get the current stats for your creature. But, I found that I preferred to have a scratch paper where I could easily glance and see how many uses of a spell I had, what my Int was, or a place to jot down things I wanted to do next time I went to town. So, I'm attaching a character sheet that I created to use for myself. Please use it for free if you like.
Minotaur

*The Minotaur is a monster with the body of a man and the head and tail of a bull.*

## Encounters

The Minotaur can be found on all floors of the dungeon. It is not a wandering monster. If you say the command "Listen" before entering a room with it, you will hear "grunting or snorting."

## Strategy

The Minotaur is relatively easy to kill, although it can do considerable damage when it hits.