Tony Badaboochie (Character)

### Aliases

LuigiBrooklyn Mobster ManiacGunmanThe Puppet MasterBadabootyBadapoopyThe Stinky OneCrazed CatholicEvil Sick DummyFeindFoot Freak TonyAnthony P. BadaboochieThe Italian OneNew Yarwk DummehTigerFoolIncontinent FoolThe Guy who thinks hes a mobsterLittle Bro AnthonyHugo's Tony BadaboochieHugos TonyHugos Dummy

### Relatives

The MAFIA, Hugo Valentino, his Fart, Huge extended family, Nancy Nona (deceased)

## Appearances

### Debut

Episode 3: Starky meets the MAFIA

    Tony Badaboochie is A Serious; Hot Tempered; and easily Humiliated Anthropomorphic Ventriloquists Dummy

Mr. Badaboochie is a very stereotypical Italian Mobster type character. He speaks in a Brookyln italian accent (Which is sped up in pitch Like ***Judge Doom***)

He loves Pasta; but is gluten intolerant. making him sick when he eats it. He also loves the movie "***The Godfather***" always rewatching it. He is often forced to dress as Luigi, and replicate the characteristics of Luigi. (To Starkys Amusement) He is often made fun of for doing "Italian" things or playing in to the stereotype. Constantly being tapes and laughed at while he plays ***Super Mario*** on his ***NES***. And Watches ***The Godfather***. He also loves Jazz too. If theres one thing Tony hates, its Llamas, he HATES llamas. he says they are a "***useless husk to deh weorld***" it is unknown why he hates llamas but it is very strange to everyone around him. Tony is rumoured to wear "*Adult Diapers*" which he counteracts it by saying its Underwear "***For people that make alot of mistakes***" Starky is the main source of his bullying, likewise, Tony Badaboochie is very frail emotionally and gets hurt quite easily. Screaming and cursing out people if they insult him.

Tony also is a major ***Foot-Freak.*** often staring at women's feet and offering money at casinos to see a woman's feet. to which his tongue sticks out and he smiles nervously.

Everytime Tony Farts; he does a dance. He still to this day believes it was *Satanic Witchcraft* that causes this (Because of Starky) Tony, unlike Starky gets super angry when he passes gas. screaming and swearing at everyone who even brings it up. he often blames it on expired Ravioli magically leaking out of his fridge because of *Satanic Witchcraft.*

Which concludes that Tony Badaboochie is a Catholic. But ironically is lusting and gluttonous. as well as cursing out people, even innocent children. He carries around a luger he named "***Nancy Nona***" (His Grandma's name), it is rumoured he shot his grandma because of a burp/fart accusation and named his gun after her, though he never got any criminal charges. Tony Badaboochie; is also quite vane in his looks, much like a mobster. and is also a player; much like Starky. Tony Also smokes Cigars and hes yellowed teeth from it. Tony is also very allergic to peanuts, and will blow up like a balloon if he its it, and to his bane, also "farts" like a balloon, while cussing angirly in Italian. Like Starky (*and maybe even more so*)Tony B. Is an ***anthropomorphized*** ventriliquial figure; meaning that he can move and talk like a human can.

Tonys Health causes the concern of those that care for him, as he is very weak and Frail, despite being able to use guns with ease, he seems strong enough, but his troubles lie in his stomach, legs, and lungs, for 1: Tony is a Celiac; He often ends up eating gluten pasta or pizza, to fit in; often getting sick, passing gas and lying on the floor screaming in Italian, On of the Vans His Mafia used was completely “Bombed” to say by his gas. Which apparently smells similar to Parmesan and something else really foul. Later this incident caused mayhem, as Tonys Mafia Mate called him out and quote “***Ay, Tony, It smells like Rotten Eggs and Cheese In-here, Wasatyou***?”

~~(needless to say that man is dead now)~~

for 2: His lungs are weak; as he is a smoker, he often coughs and wheezes, and uses an apparatus on his chest.

Tony could be autoimmune, as he is seen getting very sick, very easily. It is one of the most humiliating things for him to appear to be this weak and feeble, that puts him below his Competitor; the Gameshow host: Starky Smerkins

In an Alternate version of DUMMYMANIA, Tony Marries Dolly Danda, and turns good. It is speculated this is only in personal versions of ***DUMMYMANIA.***

HISTORY:

Tony was born in Sicily, he then at an early aged moved to Brooklyn NY, he lived in a. big old house with cousins, siblings and extended family as well as his Mama and nona. He was a curious boy with a raging temper, and since his dad wasn't around, he didn't adapt a purely evil demeanour and still had somewhat of a conscious, Tony practiced shooting ranged with old rifles, played with the hounds, and took over his relatives convenience store, in the 60s he was a teenager, he was awkward, but feisty and ran the Italian Grocer as a head boss, monitoring his cousins as cashiers. He would sneak in some Pizza Pockets every now and then, though.

Appearance:

*A Handsome Mobster with sleek Black hair and an overbite with a long nose and thick eyebrows, wearing cashmere and Italian brand clothing and scarves.*

Hobbies:

*Gambling at Casinos, Walking Don C. No 3, Taking care of mama, Eating, Watching soap operas, Gaming Nintendo with his kids, redeeming himself, smoking, trying to break the habit of smoking.*

***Theme Song: Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio***

## **Quotes:**

*“Adult Diapers, They’re great, I mean, we all make mistakes! I mean Lookah-Starky Ovah here!”*

”Bada Bing Bada Boom!”

”No Don C! Why’d you have to die! Can’t we have any-ting?”

”Fetticune Alfredo! Extra Parm!”

”Mama Mia, That Lady’s Thick asa-Bush!”

”Nonsense! You speak Nonsense!”

”that’s why the news sucks, Because People don’t know shit.”

”What Kind of a Mobster are you? listening to this Crap? Dressin’like a HillBilly? Have some dignity!”

”Whos Frank Sinatra?”

”i shoot you and…. you dead!”

”Nonas dead to me, for personal matters. Don’t get into-it.”

”Would ya’ look at that giant meatball! In the sky!”