Polnareffland Fanfiction Cinematic Universe

The Polnareffland Fanfiction Cinematic Universe is an amazing saga of fanfictions involving JoJo & Polnareffland characters, started by Trigggerr. It's commonly named the 'PFCU' for short. Anyone is able to write a fanfiction for the PFCU, as it expands into, obviously, a Cinematic Universe.

The official PFCU Saga series was written by Trigggerr.

Fuck you -Davo

## Kysar X Ninjas: The Sweetest Love Story in Polnareffland (PFCU #1)

Ninjas was curious about this mysterious place, known as Pepsiland, so she decided to visit it. When she arrived, she met a mysterious person who went by the alias of 'Kysar'. They were both starstruck by each other, and decided to go on a date at their local Olive Garden. They immediately fell in love and had a child, named RoadaRollerDa\_. Kysar was a bottom. The end.

## RoadaRollerDa X TheShpy: The Greatest Sequel to the Sweetest Love Story in Polnareffland in Polnareffland (PFCU #2)

As RoadaRollerDa, the son of Kysar & Ninjas, was roaming around the local Olive Garden forest, he came across a wild Shpy. He pulled out some balls and began trying to catch Shpy (that sounded wrong), and eventually Shpy fell in love with RoadaRollerDa. They decided they wanted to be cool, and break the family tradition of dating at an Olive Garden, so they decided to have their first date at the local AppleBees. After a few dates, they fell even more madly in love, and decided to get married. They started a family, and had a son named Wingo.

## Wingo X TypeWriterGuy: The Most Amazing & Fantastic Sequel to RoadaRollerDa X TheShpy: The Greatest Sequel to the Sweetest Love Story in Polnareffland in Polnareffland in Polnareffland (PFCU #3)

Once Wingo was raised by Road & Shpy, he decided to become a politician. He was running against a person named T. R. Guy. They were having a political debate, but all of a sudden, they looked into each other's eyes and felt something. After the debate was over, they were discussing politics on the way out of the political building. They befriended each other, and Guy said "Please, call me Type." as he was entering his 1943 collector limo. The next day, they were debating more, but agreed to subtly begin to agree with each other and eventually make a deal that allowed them both to be in the same position if they won. Many months later, they won and got the positions, and after that they started dating at Walmart Garden Center. After several dates, sharing their political opinions, and interests in type writers, they decided to get married in the political building. After several years of governing, they both decided to settle down and start a family, and had a kid named Crittaa. Wingo was a bottom (obviously). The end.. or is it?

## Crittaa X Crittaa's Girlfriend: I Don't Have Room For The Rest of the Title But We'll Still Add in Polnareffland in Polnareffland in Polnareffland in Polnareffland in Polnareffland (PFCU #4)

Crittaa hated being raised by Wingo & Type, and she moved out as soon as she was 18. She hated everything about politics, and eventually met another person who hated politics, named Beeboyo. Beeboyo and Crittaa fell madly in love, and decided to go on a date at the local Mudonald's farm. They decided that it wouldn't work, so Crittaa dumped Beeboyo and took all of his money. The now rich Crittaa was depressed, and eventually met a mysterious person, hoping they were the drug dealer she paid for. It was her drug dealer, but they became more than business partners. They both gazed into their crackhead eyes, and knew they were meant to be. They went on a date at Olive Garden 2, and eventually had a kid, named Symmetry.

## Symmetry X Dio: The Final Chapter of the Official PFCU (PFCU #5)

Symmetry was a very analytical person, raised by Crittaa & Crittaa's GF. He was walking down the streets, on his usual nighttime stroll, when he witnessed a 17 year old fighting a flying blonde guy. Curious as to what they were doing, he watched the fight. He saw them flying, getting knocked back in the air, and blood appearing mysteriously on their bodies. It was almost as if they were being attacked by ghosts. The 17 year old put the blonde guy in a very bad condition, so when he left, he went to check on the blonde guy to see if he was alright. The blonde guy said, "I'm fine. Can you give me some blood?" Symmetry, confused, asked, "What do you mean?" The mysterious blonde guy replied, "Your blood. Tonight. ;)" Symmetry was flushed, and said, "Sure..?" And after that they started dating. The blonde guy eventually revealed his name to be "Dio Brando". Eventually, after a few years, they settled down, and got married. It turned out that Dio had a ton of children already, so they raised them together. It was a few hundred children to be exact, and it turns out, that they were the rest of the members of Polnareffland. The end, I guess.

## Trigger X Trashcan: The Selfcest Special by Davo

Trig made love with trashcan

He died

## Zira X Discord Whitelister X Koochie: Robotic Orgy by Davo

one deay zira was sitting under blossom tree and dicord whitewister say to zira "you are kawaii desu zira-kun" "thank you discord whitelister-senpai-san" zira said and then discord whitaster then said "watashi wa in love with you" zira sad "wowowodowdopdowdow really? sugoi desu!!!!!!!!!" and then dey becom hapy togeter

latear dat day they are have secks and koochie come home n say "watashi wa home desu" "i-its not nani it looks like koochie-chan" zira said, and then koochie said "oh my god you are hvbng hentai tetacle sex with that person can i join" "hai hai desu koocie-senpai" zir sy

and then they have hot robotic sex the end

## Space X Birbz: The Second Sweetest Love Story in Polnareffland by Trigger

Space came home from a long day of work, banning toddlers from Polnareffland, and decided to visit his best friend Birbz. He knocked on her door, and she let him in. They sat down to drink some Choccy Milk, and Birbz asked, "What's wrong?" "long story", Space said. "what", Birbz replied out of curiosity. Space told Birbz about the countless stories of Trigger making disgusting fanfictions out of everyone, and Birbz slowly said "What if we were in a fanfiction?" Space was flabbergasted, as he said "Yeah". The end.

## Space x Djurak : From enemies to lovers to enemies by Etie

they got engaged then djurak started sending space femboy images, causing the boy of space no 1 to break up the engagement.

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## Hellpie x Space: One of the Worst Fanfictions in This Article by Trigger

yep. this exists. i'm not even gonna write it this time

## Clacker x Caio: An Event That Resulted in a Tragedy by Trigger

One day, Clacker and Caio were mining out the Bazaar underground together. They decided to stare at each other.. very seriously. They suddenly felt this feeling come over them, and moved closer. Clacker then bumped his head and died lmfao