Monster Island Interview Transcript

This is the fourteenth episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Monster Island Interview"

French Narrator: Day Fourteen in The Tidal Zone.

(The episode begins at the Krusty Monster as every monster is gathered round to open up the interview only monsters from Monster Island)

All the monsters: (Roaring and snarling at the same time)

Giant Anglerfish: Alright, you big giant monsters. Listen up! Today, we are going to do a Monster Island Interview with every monster coming from Monster Island itself. Puffball, Feeler Fish and I are about to interview monsters that we have never met before in our entire lives. We have just discovered that Monster Island itself is a Giant Sea Turtle the biggest monster in all of Bikini Bottom which we are now living in. With no people around, every monster gets to do whatever we like to do and whatever we go.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug.

Rock snail: Meow.

Giant Anglerfish: With your monsters skills, we are going to serve them something different for all of you and the new kind of monsters of monster island.

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!!! (Stick his four scary tongues)

Alaskan Bull Worm: (Stock roaring)

Appetizer: Blarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

Baby Kraken and Mother Kraken: (Snarls)

Sea Whelks: (Roars loudly)

Mother Sea Whelk: (Roars loudly)

Sewer Monster: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Sewer Snake: (Stock roaring)

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Rrarrg: RRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!

Jellien Leader: (Roaring)

Money Dragon: (Roaring)

Cave Dweller: (Screeching)

Giant Fruit Fly: (Buzzes)

Junkyard Worm: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Baby pterodactyl and Mommy pterodactyl: (Squawks loudly)

Snail Monster: (Roars loudly)

Sea creature: (Roars loudly)

Elephant fish: (Blows his trumpet)

Sea Monster: Yeah yeah yeah. We all get it. We're all big and scary and we can all roar out loud. When do we get to eat some sandwiches?

Purple Sea Monster: (Roaring Loudly)

Mildred: We're taking over Bikini Bottom and we can rule all over the ocean.

Q.T.-π: Quack.

Pacifier Monster: We're running this town now!

Giant Anglerfish: Ahh... Here they come now... Frog fish Monster, Giant Gulper Eel, Giant Red Eel, Giant Humboldt Squid, Giant Goo Ball Monster, See Through Fish Monster, Rock Beast, Giant Green Crab, Maximus, Three Eyed Green Fish Monster, Giant Red Squid, Big Orange Fish Monster, Purple Dragon Lobster Monster, One Eyed Teal Monster, Gigantic Snail, and Giant Magenta Clam, step out of the way of the double doors!

[The Trench Monsters; Frog fish Monster, Giant Gulper Eel, Giant Red Eel, Giant Humboldt Squid, Giant Goo Ball Monster, See Through Fish Monster, Rock Beast, Giant Green Crab, Maximus, Three Eyed Green Fish Monster, Giant Red Squid, Big Orange Fish Monster, Purple Dragon Lobster Monster, One Eyed Teal Monster, A Gigantic Snail, and A Giant Magenta Clam do so as they stepped back as they let in new monsters from Monster Island who are; Snake monster, Giant snail monster, Banana baby, Banana monster, Giant teal fish monster, Giant squid monster, Giant fish monster, Fish shark monster, Two legged fish monster, Troll monster, Two headed-eel monster, Purple crocodile fish monster, Sea gorilla monster, Purple bearded monster, Bird fish monster, Dino bird fish monster, Dino warthog monster, One eyed horn monster, Hairy plankton monster, Horned bird fish monster and the Giant Sea Turtle monster came inside the Krusty Monster.]

Giant Anglerfish: Ladies and fellow monsters, meet the new monsters from Monster Island!

All the monsters: (ROARS LOUDLY AND CHEERFULLY)

Male Fangtooth Fish: Alright! New monsters!

Female Fangtooth Fish: Cool!

Loch Ness Monster: (Roaring loudly)

Giant Anglerfish: Let's all meet them one by one shall we?

[All the monsters do so as they greet the new monsters from monster island by starting the interview starting with the Giant Sea Turtle which is named Monster Island.]

Giant Anglerfish: And what is your name, Mr. Monster Island?

Giant Sea Turtle: I don't need some interviewing Rock Bottomites like you three telling me what my name is. I'm a living island. I live in the sea of Goo Lagoon.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit.

Giant Anglerfish: We know. But what do you look like?

Giant Sea Turtle: I'm a Giant Sea Turtle. I'm the biggest monster than everyone in Bikini Bottom has ever seen!

Giant Anglerfish: Okay. You'll be working for The Monster, with green fish scales, tentacles, arms for pincers and six yellow eyes. He's the leader.

Giant Sea Turtle: Ha. I'm bigger than that monster. And I'm large and in charge.

Giant Anglerfish: Thank you. Next. (Giant Sea Turtle stomps all the way to partner up with Monster)

Snake monster: (Slithered up toward Giant Anglerfish, Puffball, Feeler Fish and Rock Snail) I'm a Snake monster... All the way from Monster Island! And I am the meanest one around! (Roars loudly)

Giant Anglerfish: Okay, Snake monster. You will be buddies with Sewer Snake, Giant Golden Eel and Loch Ness Monster.

Snake monster: Thanks. Will do. Pleasure doing business with you. (Slithers toward Sewer snake, Giant Golden Eel and Loch Ness Monster)

Sewer Snake: Oh boy! We're gonna be giant snake buddies!

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles) Huh?

Loch Ness Monster: (Snorts and Roars loudly)

Giant Anglerfish: Next in line!

Giant Snail Monster: (Slithered toward Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock snail and Roars Loudly)

Giant Anglerfish: Let me guess. You're Giant Snail Monster... and you're the biggest snail monster of Monster Island.

Giant Snail Monster: (Snarls)

Giant Anglerfish: Okay then. You'll be friends with the Sea Whelks and the small Snail Monster with wings and arms.

Sea Whelks: (Slithered toward the Giant Snail Monster and hugs him with a purr)

Giant Snail Monster: (Makes sad puppy eyes) Awww.

Snail Monster: (Hugs Giant Snail Monster with a purr)

Giant Anglerfish: Next please!

Banana monster: (Stomps all the way toward Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock snail along with her Banana baby in her arm) I am the Banana monster. And this is my baby. We're just fruit monsters trying to look for food. But some monster mistake us for food instead.

Banana baby: Mama!

Giant Anglerfish: A fruit monster you say? Never heard of ya. I'll tell you what. You'd be friends with Puffy Fluffy Monster he's an adult Puffy Fluff.

Banana monster: Deal. (Stomps all the way to where Puffy Fluffy Monster is at)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!!!

Banana monster: Roar!!...Yourself!!

Giant Anglerfish: Next!

French Narrator: Many monsters later...

[We see Giant teal fish monster, Giant squid monster, Giant fish monster, Fish shark monster, Two legged fish monster, Troll monster, Two headed-eel monster, Purple crocodile fish monster, Sea gorilla monster, Purple bearded monster, Bird fish monster, Dino bird fish monster, Dino warthog monster, One eyed horn monster, Hairy plankton monster, Horned bird fish monster are now eating coco-patties from the coco-hut.]

Giant Anglerfish: Well, that's all the monsters we named.

Alaskan Bull Worm: Looks like we are making such a lot of new monster friends.

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Rock snail: Meow.

Giant Anglerfish: (Adds Coco-Patties to the menu) The Krusty Monster now serves Coco-Patties all the way from The Coco-Hut.

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Baby Kraken: Ooh yum. I love me some Coco-Patties. They're good and filled with milk.

Mother Kraken: All that and you'll be ending up going to the bathroom, baby. Why you haven't even been potty trained.

Baby Kraken: Mom!

Sewer Monster: BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

Zoo Sea Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Shelled spider-like creature: (Blinks) ......

Mommy pterodactyl: I love making such bird monster friends in the deep blue sea.

Baby pterodactyl: New friends.

Rrarrg: (laughs) Ahh hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

Q.T.-π: (Transformed into a dinosaur like monster) QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

Every monster of monster island: We love your coconut patties, Giant Anglerfish!

Giant Anglerfish: Awww, shucks. I feel like I'm going to blush.

Female Fangtooth Fish: (Flirted) Awwww. Ha ha ha.

Male Fangtooth Fish: I love Coco-Patties added to the menu.

Giant Fruit Fly: (Buzzes)

Giant Anglerfish: Now that's what I call... a lot of monster crowd.

Puffball: Ribbit. Glug glug glug glug.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Rock snail: Meow.

[And all the monsters are very happy as they all ate the Coco-Patties as we zoom out of the Krusty Monster ending the episode.]

THE END

(End credits)

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