CMV: Typical Male

Duchess Productions' Christmas music video of Typical Male by Tina Male.

## Transcript:

* (Duchess Productions' Christmas Video 2018 Intro)
* (Fade to Black)
* Emmy: And this trick's called a sleeper, Max.
* Max: Cool! Can I try?
* Emmy: Uh-uh. You don't know how to use a yo-yo. You might break it.
* (Max Ignores Emmy and Takes the Yo-Yo Down)
* Emmy: Max! No!
* (Max Breaks the Yo-Yo on Purpose): Uh-oh.
* Emmy: You broke it!
* Max: Sorry.
* Emmy: You never listen! Give me the string!
* Max: Maybe Ord can put it back together. Or Cassie.
* Emmy: I hope so... or else!
* Emmy and Max: I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
* (The Dragons Fly Around them)
* ("Typical Male" by Tina Turner Plays)
* (Christmas Scene from The Madagascar Penguins: A Christmas Caper)
* Zoe Orimoto: Tell me lawyer what to do.
* Lulu Caty: I think I'm falling in love with you.
* Misty: Defend me from the way I feel.
* (Christmas Scene from Dinosaur King: Santa Saurus)
* Emmy: Won't you give me some advice
* Olivia Flaversham: On how to handle my private life?
* Rei Hino: I'm sure that we can make a deal.
* (Bob Cratchit Setting Up Dinner Table)
* Zoe Drake: I confess I'm a fool for men with a clever mind.
* (Skating Scene from Frozen)
* Blossom: But your intellect ain't no match for this heart of mine.
* Meena: For this heart of mine.
* Brittany Miller: All I want is a little reaction,
* Moana: Just enough of to tip the scales.
* Usagi Tsukino: I'm just using my female attraction on a typical male, on a typical male.
* Jasmine: Your sense of justice I'll embrace,
* Becky Lopez: But your defense don't help my case.
* Nala: I'm deep in trouble with the law.
* (Christmas Scene from A Charlie Brown Christmas)
* Duchess: Something about authority
* Kim Possible: Seems to bring out the bad in me.
* Eleanor Miller: Hey lawyer got to catch me when I fall.
* (Blossom Puts the Star on the Christmas Tree)
* Ariel: Oh they say that you match your wits with the best of them.
* (Kids Dancing with Frosty)
* May: But I know when I'm close you're just like the rest of them.
* Minako Aino: Like the rest of them.
* Kodachi Kuno: All I want is a little reaction,
* Smurfette: Just enough of to tip the scales.
* Sawyer: I'm just using my female attraction on a typical male, on a typical male.
* (Snow Scene from Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World)
* (Christmas Scene from Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse)
* Jeanette Miller: So put your books aside.
* Serena: Loosen off the suit and tie.
* Makoto Kino: And open up your heart and let me in.
* (Snow Scene from The Land Before Time 8: The Big Freeze)
* Merida: Now open up your heart and let me in.
* Sandy Cheeks: All I want is a little reaction,
* Emily Elizabeth Howard: Just enough of to tip the scales.
* Gadget Hackwrench: I'm just using my female attraction on a typical male, on a typical male.
* (Christmas Scene from Shrek the Halls)
* Ami Mizuno: I'm just using my feminine charm on a typical male, on a typical male.
* Candace Flynn: All I want is a little reaction,
* Velma Dinkley: Just enough of to tip the scales.
* Mrs. Brisby: I'm just using my female attraction on a typical male, on a typical male.
* (Christmas Scene from Lady and the Tramp)
* (Song Fades Out)
* Emmy and Max: I wish, I wish, to use this rhyme, to go back home until next time.
* (They Appear at Home)
* Emmy: Look, Max. My yo-yo's as good as new.
* Max: Sorry I broke it, Emmy. From now on, I'm gonna try and listen to what you tell me.
* Emmy: Okay! I'll give you a test. Emmy says stand on one foot. Emmy says touch your nose.
* Max: Oh. Max says look out!
* (Emmy and Max Laugh)

## Clips/Years/Companies:

* Dragon Tales (Do Not Pass Gnome; @1999-2005 PBS)
* The Madagascar Penguins: A Christmas Caper (@2005 DreamWorks)
* Digimon Frontier (The Swiss Family Digimon; @2002-2003 Toei Animation)
* Lulu Caty (@2005 Rainbow Max)
* Pokemon (Wherefore Art Thou, Pokemon?, Come What May, & Kindergarten Chaos; @1997 OLM)
* Dinosaur King (Santa Saurus, & Downtown Runaround; @2007 Sunrise)
* The Great Mouse Detective (@1986 Disney)
* Sailor Moon (Beach Blanket Bungle, Dreams Take Flight, Double Trouble, & Computer School Blues; @1992-1997 Toei Animation)
* Mickey's Christmas Carol (@1983 Disney)
* Frozen (@2013 Disney)
* The Powerpuff Girls (Boogie Frights; @1998-2005 Cartoon Network)
* Sing (@2016 Universal)
* The Chipmunk Adventure (@1987 Universal)
* Moana (@2016 Disney)
* Aladdin (@1992 Disney)
* George Shrinks (Close Encounters of the Bird Kind; @2000-2001 PBS)
* The Lion King 1 ½ (@2004 Disney)
* A Charlie Brown Christmas (@1965 Paramount)
* The Aristocats (@1970 Disney)
* Kim Possible (Partners; @2002-2007 Disney)
* Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman (@2000 Universal)
* Twas the Fight Before Christmas (@2003 Cartoon Network)
* The Little Mermaid (@1989 Disney)
* Frosty the Snowman (@1969 Rankin/Bass)
* Ranma ½ (A Woman's Love is War! The Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Challenge!; @1989-1992 Studio Deen)
* Smurfs: The Lost Village (@2017 Columbia)
* Cats Don't Dance (@1997 Warner Bros.)
* Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World (@1998 Disney)
* Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse (@2001 Disney)
* Sailor Moon Super S: The Movie (@1995 Toei Animation)
* The Land Before Time 8: The Big Freeze (@2001 Universal)
* Brave (@2012 Disney/Pixar)
* Spongebob Squarepants (Ripped Pants; @1999 Nickelodeon)
* Clifford the Big Red Dog (Clifford's Hiccups; @2000-2003 PBS)
* Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (Dirty Rotten Diapers; @1989-1990 Disney)
* Shrek the Halls (@2007 DreamWorks)
* Phineas and Ferb (Summer Belongs to You; @2007-2015 Disney)
* Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (@1998 Warner Bros.)
* The Secret of NIMH (@1982 MGM)
* Lady and the Tramp (@1955 Disney)