S2E8 The Argent-Grey Wedding

This is a Transcript from Trouble in Crankshaft Part 1 of Seline and Talia Argent-Grey's wedding performed by The Warden.

## Transcript

> **The Warden** *(leaning against one of the trees at the edge of the garden)*The Moon may consecrate such bindings but she is far away.**Talia Grey**And where'd you pop in from?**The Warden**I was wondering by.**Seline Argent**You just happen to be wandering by?**The Warden**Strange things attract my attention.**Seline Argent**We are pretty strange.**The Warden**You are.**Talia Grey**Thanks.**Seline Argent**I will take that as a compliment.**Talia Grey**I suppose…**Seline Argent**Would you rather be normal?**Talia Grey**Point taken.**DM Molly**The Warden, John, Drake, you're not sure what name exactly to call him but he steps forward from the tree line and walks toward you...**The Warden**I hate to presume but I do not think many people can say they have had their union consecrated by a god.**Seline Argent**One more point of weirdness in our favor.**Talia Grey**If you wouldn't mind.**Seline Argent**We don't have anything to bind our hands with.[Talia pulls out thin piece of leather with a petrified claw at the end of it, she intended to put in her hair when she finished it.]**Talia Grey**I got this.**Seline Argent**That will work.[Talia hands the leather to John.]**The Warden**Do the two of you pledge your lives to each other in any circumstance, health, sick, rich, poor, the end of the world, to the edge of reality, do you pledge yourselves to each other?**Talia Grey**I do.**Seline Argent**For the rest of my life and beyond, I do.**The Warden**Then I, the Warden, by what power I have pronounce thee bound.[He wraps Seline and Talia Argent-Grey’s hands together in the cord. Before John can say anymore, Seline tackles Talia who picks her up before they kiss.]**The Warden**I would say you can now kiss but I have a feeling you're going to anyway.[Talia sets Seline down gently.]**Seline Argent-Grey**You don't also happen to be a notary do you?**Talia Argent-Grey**There's one in town.**Seline Argent-Grey**Thank you.**Talia Argent-Grey**Yes, thank you, that and the other thing I didn't get to say thank you for.[Seline opens her mouth and then shuts it.]**The Warden**Ask.**Seline Argent-Grey**Do you guys hang out together? Sometimes ever? Like at the office Christmas party?**The Warden**Not so much.**Seline Argent-Grey**Oh.**The Warden**At least I do not, why?**Seline Argent-Grey**Oh, just if you happened to ever talk to the Undertaker.**The Warden**He is not quite the talkative type.**Seline Argent-Grey**So he probably never mentioned me.**The Warden**I am sorry I have seen him twice in my thousand years. Once the last time was nearly a hundred years ago.**Seline Argent-Grey**Oh so it was before I was born, well if you see him again...**Talia Argent-Grey**Honey, just get it all out, one fell swoop, go!**Seline Argent-Grey**I want to know if he ever talks about me, or if I'm his favorite, does he talk about me alot? Does he have pictures of me?[John laughs and smiles.]**Seline Argent-Grey**So if you see him at the Christmas party just umm, well you don't have to ask just talk to him and see if I come up, maybe?**The Warden**I will inquire**Seline Argent-Grey**Really?[Talia shakes her head, John smiles]**The Warden** *(reaches up)*One more thing, a wedding gift.**The Warden** *(motions toward Talia's pendant)*May I?**Talia Argent-Grey** *(takes off her pendant and hands it to him)*oh!**The Warden** *(to Seline)*May I see the ring?**Seline Argent-Grey** *(takes off the ring and gives it to him)*of course[John takes them close and cups them together and breathes on them. Then hands them back to Seline and Talia. They don't look any different. Seline and Talia put their ring and pendant back on. Though standing next to one another now wearing the ring and pendant, they feel a slight tug toward one another.]**The Warden**With these you will always be able to find each other.**Talia Argent-Grey**Thank you. Why Us?**The Warden**I'm often asked that by those I interact with**Seline Argent-Grey**There are millions of people in this world, how many of them get to talk to a god? How many get married by god?**The Warden**Not many and even fewer but when I was a mortal, I would attribute such things to coincidence. Others would attribute them to the plans of the gods. Now that I am a god, I do not call it coincidence and it is certainly no plan of mine but the universe turns and moves in odd ways. And things that happened before tend to happen again**Talia Argent-Grey**That sounds really familiar.**Seline Argent-Grey**yeah.**Talia Argent-Grey**Ten bucks says he's a god, just hanging out in Ernest’s shop.**Seline Argent-Grey**You don't happen to get up to Airpike very much to you?**The Warden**I have no worshippers there and…**Talia Argent-Grey**I don't recommend it.**The Warden**It lacks green.**Seline Argent-Grey**It has a very nice park.**Talia Argent-Grey**It's not...**The Warden**The same at all.**Seline Argent-Grey**I scared two old people in that park.**Talia Argent-Grey**That's a park in the same sense a tree is a forest.**The Warden**It's a glade in the same sense a tree is a forest.**Seline Argent-Grey**A glade huh? All right, makes sense.**Talia Argent-Grey**It's itchy.**The Warden**Why you? I was passing by.**Seline Argent-Grey**Just luck then, huh? I've always been lucky. So that doesn't give it more of a blessing rather than luck?**Talia Argent-Grey**I'm not lucky.**Seline Argent-Grey**But now you have me!**Talia Argent-Grey**I do have you.**The Warden**I'd say that's plenty lucky enough.**Talia Argent-Grey**Indeed**The Warden**Remember the vow, strange times are ahead**Talia Argent-Grey**Will do.**The Warden** *(nods)*I must continue on.**Seline Argent-Grey**Continue wandering?**Talia Argent-Grey**Be safe.**Seline Argent-Grey**Have fun**The Warden**Care for each other and while work can be enjoyable, it would be stretching the truth to call it fun.[John turns and starts to walk into the forest.]

## Characters

### Players

* Seline Argent-Grey
* Talia Argent-Grey