Teacher's Threats/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode begins in Burbank Elementary School. Rekishi eating a sandwich in the cafeteria. Shijo arrives]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Hey Reki, Ms.Kazoku wants to see you. [scene cuts to Kazoku's classroom]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** What is it, Ms. K? I'm in the middle of eating my lunch.
* **Kazoku Manabu:** Have a seat. [Rekishi sits in the blue chair] Do you know why I called you in here?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Let me guess. You lose your phone again. [Kazoku sees her phone in the desk and puts it in the drawer]
* **Kazoku Manabu:** The reason why I'm calling you here is because there's something important I need to tell you.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Go on?
* **Kazoku Manabu:** Rekishi,... we have to drop you out of school.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [scoffs] You're kidding, right?
* **Kazoku Manabu:** Quite the opposite. You see, the reason why we have to drop you out is because you're 100% too intelligent. And because of that, you'll be the first student to have an early summer vacation! [The confetti falls and Kazoku uses a noise maker. She pulls down sheet saying 'Have a nice early summer vacation!']
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Wow, that's great! But what will I do during my summer vacation?
* **Kazoku Manabu:** Oh, maybe you could go see the movie, or go to the amusement park, or even get a part-time job.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Hmm, maybe getting a job sounds like a good idea.
* **Kazoku Manabu:** Then that settles it! Rekishi, as of now, you'll be working as a teacher in Burbank Private School during this summer!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [gasps] Me?! Working as a teacher?! I can even imagine... [Rekishi imagines being a teacher] Alright class, what comes after 69? [Daggett starts whispering to Patrick]
* **Patrick Star:** Mouthwash! [class laughs hysterically]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [laughs along with them too] Hilarious! [Grabs her raygun and zaps Patrick, causing him to explode. Everybody stops laughing and looks at Rekishi] Alright then, moving on. [end of fantasy while daydreaming] Ooh yeah....
* **Kazoku Manabu:** Uhh, you're still here, right?

### Main episode

* [The scene cuts to the apartment building and then cuts to Orenji's siblings eating their breakfast in the kitchen. Kyoku opens a kitchen pantry]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Ooh, Froot Loops! [takes a box of Kellogg's Froot Loops cereal and looks at it] Hey! It's said that there's a prize inside this box! [rips off the cereal box and begins to pour out Froot Loops on the floor]
* **Koten Chaneru:** Hey! [cuts to Koten reading a newspaper] Please don't pour that cereal on the floor again. I just clean that up already. [cuts back to Kyoku]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Oops, sorry. [grabs a broom to clean up the floor, but Orenji stops him]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Don't worry, lil bro, I can help you clean this mess up for you! [Grabs a spoon and begins to eat Froot Loops on the floor. Cuts to Tanki eating her toast and Koten still reading a newspaper]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Y'all people have no manners! You guys are eating like wild pigs!
* **Koten Chaneru:** [not paying attention] Yeah, tell me about it. [looking at Garfield comic strip] Heh heh, man, those Garfield comics are funny as--hello, what's this? [notices that Rekishi is on the newspaper and reads it] "Former Burbank Elementary School student, Rekishi Chaneru, has decided to drop out of school and becomes a teacher of Burbank Private School." Huh, well that sounds interesting. [drinks tea]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Interesting about what? [Koten looks at Tanki with a smug on his face]
* **Koten Chaneru:** So I heard that Rekishi is going to be a teacher at the Burbank Private School. [Tanki takes sip of her latte and then she spits it out]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** What?! Are you that serious?! She's only 7-years-old, for crying out loud!
* **Koten Chaneru:** I know, but she dropped out. [Tanki states blankly]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** [confused] Oh... [looks at her phone] Crisp! I'm going to be late for school! [gets her backpack and her Starbucks bag] I'll see you guys later. [leaves the kitchen]
* **Koten Chaneru:** Have a good day at school, sis! [cuts to Orenji still eating Froot Loops on the floor]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [mouthful] Yeah, have a good day at school, Tank! [notices that she's finish cleaning up the floor] Hey, would you look at that? I just finished cleaning! [burps out a SpongeBob spoon] Cool, I got a prize!
* [Scene cuts to the Burbank Private School building. Inside, Rekishi walks down the hallway, reading off the classroom numbers]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** 302, 303, and 304. Ah, there it is! [she walks in to class 304] Good morning, class! [quickly fades into a look of disbelief; she sees that no one is in the classroom] W-Where are all the students? [Kikan arrives]
* **Kikan Chaneru:** Ah, yes. I see that you're in the wrong classroom. Your new classroom is upstairs. Come with me. [leaves the classroom]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Okay? [leaves the classroom too. Cuts to Kikan and Rekishi walking down in the hallway]
* **Kikan Chaneru:** There it is. [points to the door] Room 1666, your new classroom. [Rekishi runs to the door]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Wow! [the "1" falls off the door]
* **Kikan Chaneru:** Well, have fun teaching! [walks off]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Um, you too... [walks in to the classroom] Good morning, clas- [Stops walking and sees her new students. Tanki, Fumen, and all the Nicktoons characters are in the classroom, sitting] You've got to be kidding me... Ahem! Anyway, good morning, class, my name is Rekishi Chaneru, and I'm gonna be your teacher today. [looks at her clipboard] Now, our first... [Fumen puts their hand up] What is it, Fumen?
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Aren't you gonna write your name on the board like most teachers do?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** My name? What for?
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Well, you know, it just seems like teachers usually write their names on the board the first day of class.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Well, why don't you come write your name on the board? We'll see how you like it.
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Alright. [walks up to the board and writes their name]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** There, now how does that feel, Fumen?
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Okay, I guess.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Good. Now, why don't you take your seat and stop poking your nose into other people's business?! [Cuts to Stimpy picking his nose while Lori texting on her phone. He looks at Lori's phone] Same thing for you, Stimpy!
* [Transitions to later in the classroom]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Okay, class. What's the capital of New Hampshire? [No one didn't say a word. A cricket is heard chirping] Uh, alright, I'll give you a hint. It's a brand of jelly....
* **Students:** SMUCKER'S!!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [sighs and facepalm] No, it's Concord...
* **Patrick Star:** Well, I do believe that Smucker's has the Concord grape jelly. [eats a peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Patrick, where'd you get that jelly sandwich from?
* **Patrick Star:** From the vending machine.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Oh, please don't tell me you didn't go without your hall pass.
* **Patrick Star:** You don't have to use the hall pass or anything, we've got a vending machine in the classroom.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Really?
* **Patrick Star:** Yeah! They also have drinks too!
* [Cuts to Heffer putting the dollar in a vending machine, but dollar comes out]
* **Heffer Wolfe:** Come on! [pushes it back in, but it comes out again] I want some soda! [Forcefully shoves it back in again with both hands, but the dollar comes out again. He picks up the vending machine and angrily grunts as he smashes it for the soda] GIMME THE SODA, GIMME THE SODA!!! I WANT IT ALREADY!! COME ON!! [drops the vending machine and Mountain Dew drops to the bottom] Ooh, Mountain Dew! [Takes it and walks off. Cuts back to Rekishi and Patrick]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Well I'll be darned... [to everyone] Okay class, let's hurry up and eat so we can get back to studying.
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** [hands a M&M's ice cream cookie sandwich to Rekishi] Here's your ice cream sandwich, Ms. Reki.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Wow, thanks! [takes a bite out of it and she spit it out immediately] Eww, it's expired!
* [Scene cuts to the students doing their work while Rekishi is reading a magazine]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** All that reading of Smithsonian magazines makes me want to use the restroom. [gets the bathroom key and walks out the door] Alright class, I'm going to the bathroom so I'll be back. [leaves the classroom, then peeks her head out] So you better behave or else... [closes the door]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** I think the teacher is gone.
* **Gerald Johanssen:** What do we do now? [everyone looks at each other and begins to cheers when Rekishi leaves]
* [Scene cuts to the hallway. Rekishi is walking out the restroom and she's walking back to her classroom]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Now to go back and read some more Smithsonian magazines. [tries to open the door, but it's locked] What the...? [tries to open it multiple times] Locked already?! [Knocks on the door. Scene cuts to Luna and Jenny/XJ-9 are dancing]
* **Luna Loud:** Man, those 80s music totally rocks!
* **Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9:** Yeah! Tell me about it! [cuts to Fumen playing the electric guitar on the desk]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Alright, who wants to hear some more 80s music?! [everyone cheering at Fumen. Cuts back to Rekishi]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Gee, I wonder why they don't hear me? [Looks through the window and her eyes bug out as she wails. She sees the party, with all the students dancing and having fun and the music blasting] What's happening?! [cuts to the papers on the floor and Lori and Tanki just talking] They're not doing their assignment! They're ad-libbing! [cuts to Heffer eating all the snacks in the vending machine in one gulp and everyone else cheering him on] Now they're mad at Heffer! He's hogging up all the snacks! [scene cuts to Luan and SpongeBob laughing] Look at those poor souls, they're so bored, they've gone mad! [gasps] Wait a minute. Where's my Smithsonian magazines? [discovers that her Smithsonian magazines is missing] My magazines! [cuts to Ren and Stimpy making a house with magazines]
* **Stimpy:** There! [the house collapses to pile form] Oh.
* **Ren Höek:** You were right, Stimpy. We should've used Gorilla Glue instead of glue stick.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** They ruin my assignment... They ruin my magazines... and they turn my classroom into a frat party! [steaming red in fury] Enough is enough! [takes out her axe] Of course, you realize this means war! [Charging towards to the door, screaming. As Rekishi charging to the door, she hears the bell ring]
* **Patrick Star:** [off-screen] Hey, is it lunchtime already? Alright! [the students rushes out, running over Rekishi in the process]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Ouch...
* [Cuts to everyone eating lunch and then cuts to Rekishi eating her lunch near the trash cans]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** I'll have to eat over here, like in elementary School. [takes a bite out of the sandwich and she spit it out immediately] Yuck! This sandwich tastes funny! [Throws away the sandwich. She hears a vending machine, Rekishi picks her head up] Huh? [she sees Tanki is using the vending machine] Isn't that the same vending machine from the classroom? [Rekishi is tempted, but dismisses it. But it's too much, and she goes over and sees it] Let see what they got there. [looks at all the popsicles] Cookies 'n cream, Jolly Rancher, no, no, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tweety, mm... [gasps and she sees a SpongeBob popsicle] Is that a... SpongeBob popsicle? [growls] Why didn't they tell me that they have a SpongeBob popsicle?!
* **Daggett:** [walking by] Cause everybody loves those things, duh!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Wait... so everybody... loves the SpongeBob popsicle? [gives herself an evil grin and evilly laughs]
* [Scene cuts to the classroom. All of the students are coming back to the classroom]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Welcome back, class! I hope you guys have a great lunch! [Patrick chews on a pencil] So about that assignment this morning, how about we do some fun pop quiz? [class groans]
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** [leans towards Tanki] Did you hear that? We get to do some pop quiz!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Now don't worry, some questions are not that hard. Whoever answers all 10 questions, will go home early.

* **Tanki Chaneru:** [acting like SpongeBob] Did you hear that? We get to go home early!
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** Yeah, I know! [Tanki frowns]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [looks at the paper] Alright, question 1. Who was the first president of the United States? [all the students didn't answer the question] Anyone? Does anyone has an answer? [the students is still silent] Aw come on you guys, you know the answer! [the students are still silent] Would you do it for a SpongeBob popsicle? [Holds up a SpongeBob popsicle. Patrick is falling asleep in the desk]
* **Patrick Star:** [wakes up due to surprise] Whoa! Hold up! Did you just say a SpongeBob popsicle?!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Yes. Answer this question, and I'll give you a popsicle.
* **Patrick Star:** Alright, alright, I'll answer it! Uhh... is it Baba Booey?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** No.
* **Patrick Star:** Um, Baba Booey?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [annoyed] No.
* **Patrick Star:** [Ren gets mad and grabs the desk] Uhhh... [Ren jumps out of his seat]
* **Ren Höek:** THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! [pokes Patrick's forehead] IF YOU SAY BABA BOOEY ONE MORE TIME, I AM GOING TO DEEP FRY YOU, AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
* **Patrick Star:** Uhhh...
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** [off-screen] HEY! [runs towards to Ren] You can't talk to my friend like that! Who do you think you are?!
* **Ren Höek:** I'm Ren Höek, you eediot! And I'm guessing that your SpongeBoob, right?
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** SpongeBoo- Who you calling SpongeBoob, mosquito?! [pushes Ren]
* **Ren Höek:** You! You talking cheese man! [pushes SpongeBob]
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** Easter bunny! [pushes Ren]
* **Ren Höek:** SPONGE CAKE! [pushes SpongeBob hard]
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** ASTHMA-HOUND!! [angrily punches Ren to the wall and all the students gasp and look at SpongeBob] Uhh, I shouldn't have done that. [the students are still looking at SpongeBob and they begin to fight]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Well, this isn't good... [Heffer and Filburt are yelling at each other. Patrick slams a chair on Heffer] Patrick, don't slam that chair at Heffer! [Norbert screams like a madman and squeezing out paint with a paint tubs. Arnold and Gerald arrives while CatDog hide in the table]
* **Arnold Shortman:** Oh, hey guys. Why are you hiding under the table?
* **Cat:** Get down!! [Arnold and Gerald take cover. The paint splats at them]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** [records the video on their phone] Aw, man! I don't think this will end well for them. [someone throws a chair at them]
* **Stimpy:** Say, that's a nice throw you got there, Luan!
* **Luan Loud:** I *CHAIR* you to do it! [laughs] Get it? [gives the chair to Stimpy]
* **Stimpy:** Okay! [slams the chair at Luan] Did I did good?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Guys! Guys, stop fighting! Please! [gets angry and steam comes out of her head] If the students won't listen to me, then I have no choice to do this! [takes the SpongeBob popsicle and walks off]
* [Everybody is still fighting. A loud whistle is heard and everybody stops fighting and looks at Rekishi]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [about to throw this SpongeBob popsicle out of the window] Since I got your attention, how about we play a game of Kahoot!?
* **Patrick Star:** [gasps] Ms. Reki, what are you doing with that popsicle?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [hides the SpongeBob popsicle behind her back] Oh, I'm not gonna do something with that popsicle.
* **Filburt Turtle:** Please don't throw that popsicle away, Ms. Reki! We promise we'll be good!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Are you sure? [the students nodded their heads]
* **Fumen Chaneru:** Yes, yes! 100% yes!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Alright, fine. Let's start this quiz, shall we? [clears throat] First question. What comes after 69? [all the students begin to sweat nervously] Come on guys, there's no wrong answer!
* [Tanki is looking up on her phone to solve the problem. Leni is counting her fingers. Patrick is just standing there nervously]
* **Patrick Star:** [thinking to himself] Don't say it, Patrick! DON'T SAY IT!
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Does anyone know what comes after 69?
* **Patrick Star:** Uh...uh...uh! ...70! [the students gasp]
* **SpongeBob SquarePants:** Patrick, how did you know that answer?
* **Patrick Star:** Uh... math?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** You're.... you're... you're correct! [students cheer] Well done, Patrick! You just answer the first question! As your reward, I want you guys to have some SpongeBob popsicles. [pulls out a much of SpongeBob popsicles and the students gasp again] As a matter of fact, PSYCH!!! [throws all the SpongeBob popsicles out of the window and laughs hysterically]
* **Students:** NOOOOOO!!!!
* [All the students jump out of the window to get their SpongeBob popsicles. A loud crashing noise is heard from outside]
* **Heffer Wolfe:** [off-screen] I think my heart just stopped.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [looks down and sees the students from outside] I was just joking, you guys! We have some more SpongeBob popsicles in the vending machine!
* **Kikan Chaneru:** [walks into the classroom] Good afternoon, Ms. Reki. I just came here to see how your do-.... [notices that the students are not in the classroom] Ms. Reki, what happened to the students?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [closes the window] Oh, they went home early.
* **Kikan Chaneru:** Are you sure? School doesn't end until 4:00.
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Um... they got really sick, so I sent them home already.
* **Kikan Chaneru:** Oh,... okay then. I'll be in my office if you need me. [walks out the classroom]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Okay. [a loud thud is heard from outside]
* **Kikan Chaneru:** [turns around] What was that?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Uhh... garbage truck?
* [Kikan runs towards to the window and sees the students lying down on the ground, injured, after jumping out the window]
* **Kikan Chaneru:** Ms. Reki, why is the students are outside?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Because it's... recess already? [shrugs]
* **Patrick Star:** [off-screen] Ow, I think I broke something...
* **Lori Loud:** [off-screen] Yeah, it's my car, you tubby!
* **Patrick Star:** [off-screen] Alright, that does it! [the students begin to argue]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** They're just playing on the swing sets, that's all. [chuckles nervously]
* [cuts to Rekishi angrily kicks the door open and leaves the school, furiously]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** [mumbles] "Be a teacher," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. [keeps mumbling] What do they think this is? A public school?
* [As Rekishi walks off, the camera stops at the Burbank Private School sign. The "Private" tears off and now the sign says Burbank Public School. The scene cuts to Rekishi watching TV at home]
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Ah, watching TV. Now that sounds like a fun way to spend my summer vacation. [hears a knock on the door] I wonder who could that be? [opens the door and sees Kazoku at the door]
* **Kazoku Manabu:** Hello Rekishi, how was your first day of teaching?
* **Rekishi Chaneru:** Uhh... Smucker's!! [slams the door]
* [episode ends]