Deleted Scenes

**Deleted Scenes** are scenes from episodes that didn't air in the televised broadcast either for taking up too much time, not being funny enough or for being cut by censors at the last second.

## Season 1

### Cleveland Moves In

* Cleveland curses like a madman because he didn't stay at the holiday inn.
* Tim, Lester, and Holt argue over whether their team should be called "Holt's Heroes", "The Kick Assers", or "The Jesus Crusaders". The three of them stage a stake out to kidnap Robert. Holt dresses in camouflage, Tim dresses as a pizza delivery man and Lester drives a truck. They all try to jump on Robert and kidnap him but Robert opens the door and knocks Holt off the ladder, without him knowing, sending Holt slamming into Tim, sending both of them falling off the ledge and crushing Lester's truck.

### Birth of a Salesman

* Holt lists his top five favorite movies of all time: *Gladiator*, *Reservoir Dogs*, *Boiler Room*, *Con Air*, *Old School*, and *Caddyshack*. Cleveland tells him that he listed six and Holt jokes "Yeah, you try losing one."
* Lester passes on drinks and gets buzzed from inhaling paint instead.

### The One About Friends

* Rallo stays up past his bedtime to watch *Friends* on TV. In the episode, Chandler tells Monica and Pheobe that Rachel is going to be mad when she finds out that Ross killed her parrot and slept with her grandmother. Roberta comes in to tell Rallo that *Friends* is boring and that he should be watching comedy on the internet. Roberta mentions a funny video she saw of a girl farting on a cake.
	+ **Note:** The inclusion of the show, *Friends* is partly the reason for the episode's title.
* Ernie watches in amazement at Junior brushes his teeth as he's never seen a toothbrush before. Ernie proceeds to brush his own teeth, which causes his teeth to fall out.
* Cleveland and Donna watch *Friends* with Rallo and Rallo says that he finds everyone in the show funny except for Ross. Just then, Junior and Ernie run in, chasing a chicken.

### The Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb

* Cleveland warns Donna that Roberta and Federline might be having sex by demonstrating sex with a pillow in a drawn-out, detailed manner. Cleveland ends up having sex with the pillow and finishing too.
* Arianna snidely tells Donna that with her at church, she can ask God to forgive her for her sinful divorce. Donna makes a comeback, asking Arianna how her druggy son, Raymond is doing, causing Arianna to growl barbarically at her.

### Ladies' Night

* The Guys play *Simon* in the basement but Tim gets a bit too into it and karate chops the game and the entire table in half.
* Junior announces to his family that he's running for school president and his family discourages him from running when they think he's only being nominated as a joke. Junior insults Cleveland's mustache and Cleveland looks at his reflection in his spoon and tells himself that his mustache is as cool as shit.
* Holt brings a Greek-speaking girl named Athena to The Wheelhouse on a date and brags about her to the others. However, Arianna reveals that she speaks Greek and mines Athena for information that Holt may have been hiding. As it turns out, Athena is a prostitute that Holt found on *Craigslist* and that she's also selling a 1993 *Jetta* if anyone's buying.
	+ **Note:** Athena was voiced by British-American guest star, Marina Sirtis. Due to the scene's removal, Athena has no dialogue in the episode and Sirtis' voice role was cut completely.

### From Bed to Worse

* Saul and Sarah Friedman send Federline off on his field trip. Sarah packs his favorite yarmulke, which has a black guy on it, and uses his real name "Gabriel Friedman".
* Cutaway gag to Bob Dylan playing techno music live in concert. One of his fans gets mad at him for changing his style and calls him "Judas"! Bob Dylan blasts him with a laser.
* The field trip goes through a tour of The Oval Office and Arianna pesters Tim to get all the students to spit out their gum. Hesitantly, Tim rummages through the line of kids and they spit their gum in his hands, which gets stuck in his fur. Tim struggles to get the gum out of his fur and he accidentally claws the same girl's face off from earlier in the episode.
* Terry tells Cleveland to make the best of having Rallo dominate the household.

### Love Rollercoaster

* A kid tries to get to his locker when Roberta is blocking it and Roberta seduces him into jizzing his pants.
* Tassie tells Roberta that she's as funny as her favorite Iranian comedian, Jad Asto Vani. A cutaway shows the fictional comedian doing a stan up joke where he talks about how he stoned his niece to death for getting raped, followed by some terroristic threats.
	+ **Note:** Tassie would later be referenced to in the episode "Cleveland Live!" but would make no further appearances or mentions in the rest of the televised series.
* Mr. Armstrong tells "Tyra" to clean up all the barf as punishment for being fat and ugly. Mr. Armstrong later claims that he can do whatever he wants. He thinks about what he said earlier and considers whether or not he can fly, only to find out that he can't.

### Field of Streams

* Cleveland and Terry complain about how their childhood baseball field has been ruined.
* Junior eats ice cream out of a baseball helmet and wonders if he can eat a taco salad out of a sombrero.
* Cleveland plays baseball with Junior and hits him in the eye.
* Cleveland and Junior watch *Ken Burns* documentary series, *Baseball*. In it, Doris Kearns Goodwin describes her sexual past with Ty Cobb.

### A Brown Thanksgiving

* Roberta and Federline make out in the car and say that they'll be thinking about each other all Thanksgiving. Roberta says that she'll only eat white meat and Federline says he'll only eat dark meat.
* Roberta tells Donna that she doesn't remember what it's like to be in love. Donna corrects her that she got married eight weeks ago but Roberta says that old people love isn't the same as young people love.
* Auntie Momma makes a sexual innuendo to LeVar, saying that she's a "ball hog" and LeVar destroys all the subtlety the joke had by telling her that she can suck his dick.
* Two pigeons perch on the vomit-drenched window and eat LeVar's barf as they watch The Brown-Tubbs Family celebrate Thanksgiving. One pigeon says to the other that he watched a man have sex with a man he thought was a woman, causing the other pigeon to barf. Two cockroaches come up to the puddle of barf and one cockroach tells the other the same story, causing that cockroach to barf. Finally, two larvae come by to eat the cockroach barf and one larva tells the same story to the other larva. The other larva asks him in a stereotypically homosexual sounding voice, which window he saw the gay sex in.

### Once Upon a Thyne in New York

* Donna having an erotic guide book of New York, written by Regin Philbin.
* Cleveland blowing off his taxi ride with Donna to save Tim, after the latter gives a gay guy a "paw job".
* Cleveland blows off Donna at the Empire State Building to save Lester. Angered, Donna throws her flower off the tower and it plummets to the Earth, where it lands on a car, smashing it and blowing it up.
* Cleveland texts Donna that he's blowing her off a third time. Donna gets mad about this text and kicks over a hot dog stand. The hot dog water spills on an alley cat and burns it's flesh and skin off.

### Da Doggone Daddy Daughter Dinner Dance

* Overly long gag of Kendra using a toy grabber to throw a trash bag containing Meadowlark Lemon's skeleton in the trash. The trash bag spills and Meadowlark Lemon's skull rolls out and Kendra struggles to pick the skull up, get it off of her claw, and throw it back into the trash.

### Gone With the Wind

* Cleveland and Terry hook up cables but at first, it looks like they're having sex.
* Peter punches Loretta in the vagina.
* Junior savagely calls out Cleveland on crying over his dead wife when he's currently remarried.

### A Cleveland Brown Christmas

* Arianna slut shames Roberta and Roberta gets revenge on her by sticking gum into her fur. Donna half-heartedly tells her, "Roberta, don't." and then Arianna growls back at both of them.
* Holt gets Tim a Blu-Ray player for Christmas and then details how he sexually harassed the cashier at the video store for it and got pepper-sprayed.
* Roberta is disappointed that Rallo's stocking his fuller than her's and gets even madder when discovering that the only thing in her own stocking is a framed picture of Robert. Donna reveals that she was just pranking Roberta and that she has her real present under the tree, which is a pair of cameltoe sweatpants, which Roberta loves. Junior keeps the Robert picture for himself, claiming to collect pictures of black guys. Junior says that he'll put his Robert picture in between *Langston Hughes* and *Tim Meadows*.

### The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool

* Gus says that he needs to pay off his Columbia house record and tape club balance.
* Alternate version of the guy jerking off to porn in the library, where his arm is animated moving.
* Junior goes to Copy City to enlarge a picture of Cleveland.
* Junior destroying the picture of his dad.
* Cleveland coming home drunk and Kendra asking Cleveland to move his car, revealing that he parked it on her roof.

### Buried Pleasure

* Rallo fails at milking a cow and Roberta steps in, to pretty much jerk it off.
* Donna says that everybody with a desk job does nothing but watch crime shows on *Hulu* and read mysteries. Cleveland asks the fourth wall if that's true but realizes he can't hear what the audience is saying.
* Cleveland and Holt talk about how Holt shaves his pubes over a warm glass of *Red Bull*.
* Rallo rubs Junior's feet and acts very nurturing to his pregnant belly.

### Brotherly Love

* The Bachelorette telling Cleveland and Terry that she wants to see shaft.
* Kenny West having three friends, who back up his jokes.
* Terry describes how scary it is to be strangled. He also adds that the last time he cried was when he was 7 years old and his grandmother died.
* Kenny West's friends backing up his insults again.
* Rallo hitting on Candice and Candice saying that Chanel told her that he had diarrhea. Rallo defends himself but Candice says that it's okay, since she has diarrhea too. The two hold hands and walk off together.

### Our Gang

* Cutaway gag to Cleveland and Junior making macaroni and cheese.
* Donna revealing that the real names of Ho Punch, Big Skeez, Lay Z-I, P. Hound, AK Rocka, Wowzer, Fontaisha, and E.L. Fudge are Charles, Hillary, Walter, Arthur, Alex, Jonathan, Mary, and Edward Langston Fudge, respectively.
	+ **Note:** Roberta Tubbs appears in the background of this scene, despite her being absent in the aired episode.
	+ **Note:** Fontaisha stays behind in the living room for unexplained reasons, which partly justifies why she stopped appearing halfway through the aired episode.
* Cleveland breaks the fourth wall to talk about commercials from Pine Wax.
* Cleveland asks if anyone has killed anyone and Big Skeez asks if abortions count. The guys are scared to use guns at first but AK Rocka convinces the team to put their necks out for Junior.
* Junior blackmails Cleveland into letting him and Rallo keep the drug money for themselves, threatening to rat him out to Donna if he gives them the money. Cleveland falls a slave to this and Junior says he'll spend his money at Burger Boy.

### Brown History Month

* Donna drunkenly making a profane comment about the mess from the Black History Month party.
* Donna tells Rallo that a man's penis plants a seed in a woman's vagina.
* Cleveland says that in order to make up for slavery, "they" get one black guy in every season of *Saturday Night Live*.
* Tim making a *Karate Kid* reference by telling Cleveland to "sweep the leg" and Holt pointing out the joke.
* Rallo complaining about his *AT&T* network.
* Rallo making a *Batman* reference, followed by Kendra farting on him hair.
* Angus and Gordy announce Shawn Spencer and Gus Guster from *Psych* appearing on a parade float.
* Rallo ending the episode by saying "I hate white people."

### Cleveland's Angels

* Tim erroneously refers to "*The Rat Pack*" as "The Pack Rats" and Lester insults him for it. Tim says that since he grew up in the woods, he has an excuse for not knowing them. Lester says that he grew up in the woods too.
* A prostitute named Denise coming up and Holt going with her.
* Cleveland and Donna making sexual innuendos about dogs and Cleveland taking to too far by suggesting that Donna pees on him.
* Kendra counting cards and saying that she used to have a gambling addiction but she got over it by eating a donut every time she felt like gambling.
* Kendra going back to being addicted to gambling again by pounding her chest like a gorilla.

### The Brown Knight

* Donna taking the straw out of Derek's throat and giving it back to Junior so he can continue drinking his *Capri Sun*. Junior says that while Donna was deep throating Derek, he sucked the bag dry.
* Cleveland and Donna having sex with Cleveland on top. Cleveland gets tired and had Donna switch places.
* Holt mistaking Cleveland in drag for a prostitute and paying him for sex. Cleveland refuses and Holt desperately begs for "her" to have sex with him, showing off all the money. Cleveland smacks him with his purse and shoos him away.
* Alternate take on Cleveland getting shot in the leg, where his dialogue is more profane.

### You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown

* Holt having an overbearing, smothering nanny named Maria Conchita Gonzalez Ramirez, who also works as his mom's housekeeper. Maria refers to him as "Holtito" and treats him like a baby. Maria also has some bad blood for Tim. According to Tim, the reason for this awkwardness around her is because he cheated on Arianna with her once.
* Rallo talking to LeVar about sex and having no idea what he's talking about.
* Alternate take on LeVar explaining the origin of his name, where he uses profanities.
* Maria showing up again to tell Holt that he shouldn't be having any chocolate.
* Alternate take on Tim hugging Cleveland, where his erect penis is out.
* Alternate take on Junior demanding people go to his wedding, where he speaks more profanely.

## Season 2

### Cleveland Live!

* FOX cameo contest winner, Brian Buxton makes a cameo as a passed out junkie on the couch of Robert apartment.
* Cutaway gag to Cleveland working in the army, dropping and giving the general twenty.
	+ **Note:** The military general is the guy who appeared at the end of the episode, explaining who he is and why he was there.
* Cleveland makes a series of bait-and-switch fellatio puns.
* Cleveland moves a paralyzed Holt's mouth to make him say his line.

### Harder, Better, Faster, Browner

* Cleveland jokes that despite Obama claiming to be from Hawaii, he has more of a Kenyan vibe.
* Federline enters talk trash to Kenny West.
* Cleveland ties a string around his finger to remind him to let Kenny pick up Candice.
* Cleveland ballet dances like *Jaclyn Smith*.
* Julius reveals that Judy is actually his ex-girlfriend and she left him for Walt on his own birthday. Walt also reveals that Julius and Judy are first cousins.

### Fat and Wet

* Junior says he's gunna start notching bitches.
* Cutaway gag to Neil Armstrong cheating on his wife by lying about going to the moon, when he's really going to a party.
	+ **Note:** This is a reference to the conspiracy theories about the moon landing being fake.
* Rallo telling Cleveland that in five minutes he's going to need him to change his diaper.

### Little Man on Campus

* Expository flashback to 25 years in the past, where Chet Butler beat The Stoolbend Growlers by one point due to Cleveland being distracted by his sports Walkman.
* After getting attacked by Sparky, Oliver says that if he bit his dick off, he'd have to kill himself.
* Donna wonders how Holt could even be enrolled at Stoolbend High School and Cleveland explains that he stole Donna's keys, hacked into her computer, and registered Holt as a mid-semester transfer student. He also falsified an out-of-state transcript and filed an immunization record with The State Department of Education. This is apparently not the first time he's even done this.
	+ **Note:** Donna's computer password is "Denzel69".
* Junior worries about a worst case scenario of him failing shop class.
* Cleveland says that if he wins a state ring, he'll accidentally leave it in the bathroom of a paint store after a proprietor would be kind enough to let him use it even though it's not really for customers. He will have taken it off to wash his hands.

### How Cleveland Got His Groove Back

* Terry sucks his own dick.
* Roberta makes fun of people who go on vacation to Hawaii and don't use sunscreen.
* Cleveland lies that parasailing was invented by the Africans to catch birds and fight giraffes.

### Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'

* A guy mistakes Rallo for a bowling ball and throws him down the lane.
* Cleveland is surprised by Rallo liking sports because of how consistently disappointing Junior has been.
* Ernie and Junior act like a married couple, where Junior plans to dress as a sheep to sabotage Rallo's mutton busting game.
* Lester reminds Cleveland that Rallo was born to another man.
* Junior dances with a fat lady in 17th century Scotland.
* Junior notices that the place he's at is clearly not the 60's because everybody is using iPhones and iPod Touches.

### It's the Great Pancake, Junior Brown

* Cleveland decorates Junior's room with a football autographed by *Franco Harris*, a shin guard used by *Johnny Bench*, and a jar of actual sweat from *Moses Malone*.
* Rallo worries about getting sent to an orphanage, where he'll be fed porridge. He also considers hiding his loose tooth in his rectum.
* Rallo tells his friends the story of the tooth fairy being a gay guy who gives people money for their teeth and then says that once he was "visited" by him, he's gunna make sure to never sleep ass-up again. A talking pumpkin then insults him, asking if that means he prefers missionary.

### How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?

* Donna tries to do her stage performance without Roberta, leading to Principal Farquhare cancelling her performance and instead skipping ahead to the ice sitting contest.
* Junior tells Cleveland that he wears his underwear whenever he's gone.
* Donna mistakes Junior for being 10 years old and is surprised when Cleveland tells her that he's actually 14.

### A Short Story and a Tall Tale

* Donna retells the story of having sex with *Ralph Sampson* right before he scored 26 points against the *Magic Johnson*-led *Lakers*, leading the *Houston Rockets* to a surprise playoff victory.
* Rallo and Marty Barty have two conversations and one dialogue about "eating pie".
* Rallo lists his hobbies as playing soccer, watching stories, and having out with Murray.
	+ **Note:** Murray was mentioned in this deleted scene, though he doesn't appear in the actual aired episode.
	+ **Note:** This episode also takes place before Murray even debuted as a character in "Murray Christmas", making it extra reasonable why this scene was removed.
* Rallo is forced to go to bed and miss the NBA All-Stars playing in his driveway.

### Another Bad Thanksgiving

* The Guys pass around a sharing stick, when complaining about their wives. When Tim tries to talk out of turn, Cleveland smacks him on the head with it.
* Cleveland reveals that the only friend of his from Quahog who still e-mails him is Seamus Levine and that's only because he's trying to sell him a dirt bike.
* Holt buys Janet a bunch of superfluous shit for Janet like phone cases, twirly hats, and license plates with her name spelled in dolphins.
* Rallo gets mad about being a colleague.

### Beer Walk!

* Donna asks Cleveland to pick up her favorite episode of *Oz*, where Beecher took a shit on Schillinger's face.
	+ **Note:** The episode of *Oz* that Donna is referring to is Season 1, Episode 7, "*Plan B*".
* Cutaway gag to Obama dressing like a dragon to hide his smoking.

### Terry Unmarried

* Cutaway gag to Abraham Lincoln having a hideous tumor under his hat.
* Cleveland made a butt-wiping tutorial video for Junior when he was a kid, where he shows his own ass and balls.
* Cleveland cries his best cry ever upon finding out that Donna's divorce with Robert was never finalized and then they play an autotuned version of it.
	+ **Note:** This gag was recycled in the episode "BFFs".
* Cleveland establishes some anti-sexual harassment for when he and The Guys go to Into the Wild.
* Paul accidentally scares Terry into getting cold feet before his wedding.

### Murray Christmas

* Murray bores Rallo to death with the story of Hanukkah.
* Murray compares his retirement home to prison and then jokes that Rallo will be there soon.
* Junior asks Cleveland if he'll be finishing his breakfast.
* Murray has 29 lawyers, 17 doctors, and 1 screenwriter in his immediate family.
* Murray gets all the old people moving by telling them that someone's kid is here to visit.

### The Blue, The Gray, and The Brown

* Flashback to Cleveland and Terry watching *Pink Floyd: The Wall* at a drive-in movie theater but they're facing the wrong way so they end up watchng an actual wall.
* Gus serves The Guys beers in shot glasses because his gay Latin bartender, Javier died so he has no help washing them.
* Cleveland meets Javier at the Confederate Soldier's meeting and Javier admits that he faked his own death just so that he wouldn't have to work at The Broken Stool anymore.
* Cleveland complains about his war uniform.
* Principal Farquhare fake-dies a virgin.

### Back to Cool

* Cleveland signs Junior's autograph with a really mean message, calling him a nuisance and telling him to go away.
* Robert tells Junior that on his date, he shouldn't do anything he would.
* Cleveland and Lester agree that he's less like *Isaac Hayes* and more like *Isaac Asimov*.
* Rallo rides on Cleveland's back to make Robert jealous and Cleveland believes Rallo legitimately likes him only for Rallo to crush his spirits with the truth later.

### The Essence of Cleveland

* Cleveland knows that Donna's drivers license number is BLQ58647G, her shoe size is 9 and 9 1/2 in sandals so that her ankles is smaller, and her favorite *Survivor* runner-up is *Kobe Donaldson* because he lost with integrity.
* Holt says that he likes touring open houses with no intent to buy.
* Rallo and Donna make fun of Patty for being fat and appreciate them both being good looking.
* Junior pretends to work at airport security.
* Junior takes weight-loss inspiration from Patty but then goes back to wanting food because her name reminds him of hamburgers.
* Alternate scene where Cleveland finds out that Patty is in a hot-air balloon, when he sees Kendra hanging up a blouse to clothes dry and it inflating when blown in the wind to look like a hot air balloon.
* Alternate scene on Cleveland searching for Patty, where he destroys Holt's expensive binoculars.

### Like a Boss

* Junior falls on his back in excitement over getting a turtle and has trouble getting back up, just like a turtle.
* Cutaway gag to a Nicholas Cage movie called "Tomorrow in my Mouth", where he can predict the future by eating food.
* Nicholas Cage returns to warn Mr. Waterman to stay off the Subway.
* Stevie Wonder performs stand-up at Cleveland's Superbowl party.

### To Live and Die in VA

* Lester and Kendra discuss how Semitic his idea is.
* Murray's Jewish mother never cut his hair but she did bathe him until he was 19. There's also an old lady there named Phyllis who has dementia and thinks she was his first wife even though her real husband, Walter, died 19 years ago.
* When Lester drives himself off a cliff to kill himself, Cleveland assumes he invented a flying truck.
* Reverend Jenkins eulogizes Lester in the name of Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde from *Pac-Man*.
* Cleveland tells Lester that he went to *Sbarro* and Lester questions if he was telling the truth or not.
* Donna asks her friends if they'll judge her for choosing her appearance over her son's innocence and they tell her they'll judge her no matter what she does.
* A guy struggles painfully to keep Kendra hoisted in the air during her make-up conversation with Lester.

### Ship-rect

* Julius tells the story of Mrs. Lowenstein not wearing underpants to school and talking about geysers.
* Cleveland has trouble getting it up with Donna and needs her to say she never played for *The Steelers* to get him hard.
* The Guys whistling *The Andy Griffith Show* theme song around a campfire and Holt tells the story of touching her 8th grade teacher, Miss William's boobs and getting suspended.

### Your Show of Shows

* Rallo sneaks into a PG-13 *Chris Rock* movie using a fake ID, listing him as a 14-year-old named Lebron Skywalker.
* Rallo takes advantage of nobody remembering what he says by saying he's gay and also killed a guy.
* A negative review of Cleveland's cable-access show, saying that Cleveland is worse than *Mohammed Atta* and that he has the charm of a graveyard shift bus driver and the comedic timing of a spousal abuser.
* Donna acts like a jerk to Cleveland and Rallo, being very shallow and telling them that looks matter very much. She tells Cleveland that the family took a massive hit to their cred, when Cleveland married into it and tells Rallo that the only reason she said it didn't matter if he won the talent show or not was so that she could get to sleep faster.
* Rallo gets Murray to leave him alone by telling a cop that there's a "stranger" hiding in the bushes. This gets Murray to run away and also reveals that there's several other pedophiles hiding in the bushes, as they all run away too.

### Hot Cocoa Bang Bang

* Cleveland watches the ESPN movie, "A Raisin in the Phoenix Suns", where Charles Barkley loses a bunch of money gambling and throws some eggs at the wall.
* Donna embarrasses Cleveland at his birthday by wearing the same suit at him, making everybody insult Cleveland for wearing a woman's shirt.
* Donna further steals Cleveland's thunder by playing the recorder at his birthday.
* Cleveland talks with Junior about Donna one-upping him at everything and then gets the idea to write his own comic book to do something that she didn't.

## Season 3

### The Hurricane

* Rallo thinks that he can use the color of his skin to stop Hurricane Flozelle because his skin-color makes him immune to sunburns and it just makes him believe that all black people can control the weather.
* Cleveland says that he should have left for Florida earlier because there's never any problems that black people face with hurricanes in Florida.
* The Brown-Tubbs Family berates Junior for not believing in God and argues that the path of Jesus Christ is the true way to salvation. Junior begs to know how they know Christianity is the true religion and that there's probably other religious families who have this same talk with their kids. A Muslim family is then shown berating their son during this same hurricane and the Muslim kid begs the same argument as Junior, which cues a cutaway to a Jewish family, doing the same thing. The Jewish kid poses the same argument, leading to a scene of a Buddhist family, leads to a Scientologist family, and it all comes full circle, when the Scientilogist son's argument cuts away back to the Christian Brown-Tubbs family.
* Cleveland plays the song "Ebony and Ebony" on the piano.
* Cutaway gag to The Keebler Elves living in the tree that was just destroyed. In this gag, Ernie Keebler admits to his wife, that he snuck down to the basement for a smoke, (which he was forbidden to do), and this happened to be very close to a greenhouse gas leak, causing the house explosion.

### Sex and the Biddy

* Cleveland takes offense to the name of Black's Gym and Holt says that it used to be called the more offensive "Jungle Gym" and before that it was something else that he can't say, but it was named after a *Tom Sawyer* character.
	+ **Note:** This is a reference to the *The Adventures of Tom Sawyer* character, *N\*gger Jim*.
* Hazel tells Rallo that although he doesn't have an old people fetish, there's plenty of old people with fetishes for kids like him and if he doesn't back off, she'll lock him in a cage with some of them as torture.

### Brown Magic

* Federline and Roberta take care of Federline's sick grandma, Sylvia and Roberta breaks the fourth wall to say she thought they weren't going to show that.
* Alternate dialogue to the joke about Junior letting Cleveland meet people in the audience, where Cleveland says that he wants to "meet" the girl with the big knockers in the front row but not telling Junior why he really wants to meet her, saying that he just wants to find out how to get tickets to the front row to stuff.
* Cleveland tells Rallo that his jokes are off-color and Rallo says that the only thing "off-color" is the news, lately. A mentally ill black man commits a school shooting and a married white man with two kids was busted for selling cocaine. He claims that this is a racial role-reversal. This is followed by a Mexican guy showing up and committing sepukku like a Japanese person.
* Cleveland asks Roberta how Federline's grandma from the sideplot they weren't visiting is doing and Roberta said that she died a tragic death and Federline is extremely depressed about it. Cleveland feels nothing but relief over the fact that they didn't follow that boring-ass story.
* One of the cue cards in the credits shows Federline as the only person at his grandma's funeral with the caption reading "Sylvia Friedman died of cancer and nobody showed up at her funeral, except for Federline, who forgot she even existed about two days later."

## Season 4

### The Way The Cookie Crumbles

* Cleveland stars into a *Talk to Chuck* commercial, where he robs a bank because of them allegedly overcharging him for wanting to put a picture of *Bugs Bunny*on his credit card.
* Junior plays as *Precious Jones* in a stupid cutaway gag about the movie, *Precious*. All he does is eat food and then cry about it.
* Cleveland does a PSA about getting gay black marriage legalized in the District of Columbia.