Santiago Carpaccio

**Santiago Carpaccio** is a minor character on *The Great North*.

## Appearance

Santiago is a tall man with tan skin and dark brown hair. He wears a red-orange cardigan with lighter orange pinstripes and brown trim, a dark teal turtleneck, khaki trousers, and brown shoes.

## Personality

Santiago is a quiet and rather mysterious person.

## Relationships

Santiago's mother lives in an assisted living facility in Lone Moose. His father may or may not be alive. He has a cousin named Bobby Lasagna who lives in Italy. Whether or not he has any siblings is not known at this time. In Pride and Prejudance Adventure, he reveals that he hasn't been on a date in at least a decade. When he does make an appearance, Santiago is usually seen in the same general vicinity as the Tobin family. This implies that Santiago is friends with the Tobins.

## Episodes

### Season 1

* In Santiago's first appearance, he was carried off by Beef at the festival in Feast of Not People Adventure, at Wolf's suggestion, while practicing for the Cadaver Dash. He was also confused about whether they were "not eating people or not-not eating people" when Ham revealed his person shaped cake.
* He was seen at the Meet and Meat Singles Mixer in Romantic Meat-Based Adventure.
* In Pride and Prejudance Adventure, he's seen at the mall when Alyson asks him on a date to show Judy how it's done. She was not actually interested in dating him.  He mentions that he hasn't had a date in at least a decade, quite possibly two.
* In Keep Beef-lievin' Adventure, Santiago is hosting a Bigfoot presentation at the VFW lodge for fellow Bigfoot believers ("Old Faithfuls"). He asks Beef to remove Moon from the meeting when he starts debunking Bigfoot theories and agitating other meeting goers.
* In Game Of Snownes Adventure, Santiago held up a poster of the Leaning Tower of Piza while Jerrybee and Alyson were recreating a photo that made it appear like they were having pizza in Italy.  He also helped them recreate a graduation photo.
* He was part of the wedding chorus at Wolf and Honeybee's wedding in My Fart Will Go On Adventure.

### Season 2

* He had a short solo in Brace/Off Adventure.
* In The Great Punkin' Adventure, he can be seen among the attendees of The State of the Moose Lone Moose Moose Banquet. When Wolf and Honeybee's video tribute to Lone Moose was being screened for the attendees, he exclaims, "I recognize so many places!"
* In Tasteful Noods Adventure, Santiago picks up a smoothie from Smoothie Boss that was supposed to be for a "Gloria". When Judy accuses him of "smoothie snatching", he says this: "Well, sometimes I just like to give a woman's name and pretend I'm picking up a smoothie for my imaginary wife." He is aware that this is perceived as kind of pathetic.
* In Dances With Wolfs Adventure, Santiago can be seen in the audience of the debate between Beef and an eagle named Toby for a seat on the city council. Every time Beef tried to talk, the eagle would shriek over him. Santiago remarked, "I like when the eagle shrieks."
* In You've Got Math Adventure, Santiago can be seen at Maude's All-Day Diner, enjoying a bowl of group soup (a large bowl of soup meant to be shared by multiple people) alone.  Wolf remarks that the way Santiago is eating his soup "looks too intimate".
* In Poetry of the Penals Adventure, Santiago performs at the VFW as a member of the Lone Moose Poetry Gaggle.  His poem is about storks.  It's implied that all of his poems are about storks.

### Season 3

* In A Knife To Remember Adventure, Santiago is a member of The Knife Club.  He's shown to have a scar on his left hand, between the first and second digit, from a previous incident at a Knife Club meeting where everyone tried to cut a cake with their knives at the same time. He remarks, "My scar will be a beautiful reminder that I have friends."
* In Cillian Me Softly Adventure, Santiago plays one of the victims of the dinosaur attack during the town's Disaster Day role-play.  He's in a group along with Judy, Ham, Amelia, and Zoya. He remarks, "It's nice to be all together like this. Should we take a quick group picture?"  He, along with the rest of the group, also wants to help Wolf apologize to Honeybee after their fight.  While trying to make it to Honeybee without "dying," Santiago is "attacked" by a drone that's been outfitted to look like a pterodactyl. He cries out, "It is an honor to die for you, Wolf!" and pretends to die, saying "Papa, is that you? It's me, your little Go-Go."
* in Woodfellas Adventure, he, along with the rest of the town, want Lone Moose to win The Cavalcade of Ships' Best Boat Town. He suggests they kill Randy Jammers (the captain of Death Cliff's competing ship) and auditions for Hottest Man in hopes of being The Mighty Kathleen's captain and bringing home the award for Lone Moose. He doesn't make the cut because, while Wolf personally believes that Santiago is hot, he thinks that the people "just aren't ready" for him yet. He does, however, get to name the wooden captain, proposing the name Todd Hottsworth, or Hot Toddy for short.
* In Blood, Actually Adventure he is seen at the airport with Honeybee. He tells Honeybee that he's leaving town to get away from his mother who escaped from her assisted living facility. When it's announced that all outgoing flights are delayed due to inclement weather, he is disappointed that he won't be able to give his order at the drink cart, which he had been rehearsing.
* In X-Mas with the Skanks Adventure, he attends the White Elephant Gift Exchange party dressed as satan because he accidentally ordered a satan suit instead of a santa suit. He also steals Skanky the Christmas tree with plans to send it to his favorite cousin who lives in Italy, Bobby Lasagna.
* In Arranger-ous Minds Adventure, Santiago offers to buy one of Wolf and Honeybee's calendars for $50, but Honeybee tries to swindle as much as $500 out of him.
* In Pa-shank Redemption Adventure he is shown dropping a cake saying "Happy Adult Bar Mitzvah Santiago" implying he is converting to Judaism.

## Trivia

* Santiago has the unusual fear that one day his ears will slide off his head while he's in the shower.
* Santiago appears to be fascinated with storks.
* "Santiago" is a Spanish name. "Carpaccio" refers to "raw meat or fish served as an appetizer" that is Italian in its origins. This meat usually comes from the center of a filet of beef, thinly sliced and served with olive oil, lemon juice, capers, and onions. Carpaccio was named after the painter Vittore Carpaccio, who was known for the use of bright reds in his paintings that reminds one of raw beef.