Season 1 Episode 10

***DISCLAMER!!!!:*** This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is The Cosplay Challenge.

## S1:E10 My favorite. Anime salad.

### Director

Mia Thompson

Now the story. It is mostly written from Zane's P.O.V.

As I proceeded to wake up at like 4am, I remembered that we had the tenth challenge today. I never actually heard what it was, since I was trying to bat away the L.D. I asked Yaromir what it was, and he responded right away. He said it was the cosplay challenge. I also asked him why he was awake. He said he consumed coffee accidentally while he was drinking cereal. I didn't want to know how that happened. I looked up from the phone and saw my super duper mega awesome rainbow shirt. I haven't decided who I wanted to be, so I just decided to watch Cartoon Network. I had the most wonderous idea after that. I was going to be Mr. Small. I mean like I don't know anyone else with a rainbow shirt. I started gathering fluff out of old pillows and plushies, and made some weird fluffy shoes, helmet, and bracelets. I put the pants and shirt on, and I looked very swag. I texted Yaromir to see what was going as, and he said he wasn't gonna tell. I was fine with that, so I asked Mia who she was gonna be. She asked me why I was up so early, so I just turned off my phone. I told mom that the weird bus might not be here so just be aware. I always wake up super early like this, so I just work on my weird shows. The bus was gonna be earlier today which was the only thing saving me from boredom. Once it finally came, I took my bowl of almost expired Reese's puffs with me and hopped on the seat next to Yaromir and Mia. Yaromir seemed to be wearing a bag over his head, so I decided to be sarcastic and say, "Great costume." He turned toward me and even though his face was covered, I could see the anger in his eyes. Yaromir wouldn't talk after that so me and Mia played What Crust Is That? I lost because the yellow stain was apparently in-n-out sauce and not mustard. When Manny and his driving skills caused 5 of the J.S. and L.D. to fly out of their seats, we saw the dojo. We tried our hardest to stay in the seats. The cops must have been tired of us because they didn't seem to be after the bus. We were waiting to get out of the bus, when Mia was begging Yaromir to take off the bag so he wouldn't fall. He kept on refusing, and Mia was getting annoyed. She quit asking, but I could see she wanted to see what would happen. Sure enough Yaromir fell down, but not how you think. He fell because a bunch of L.D. ran inside to see the butterfly on the bus. His bag fell off and he looked so sad. Mia cheered hm up with Fat Rat Jimmy and a banana so everything was fine. Mia finally lifted up his head to feed him the banana, and then she got surprised and dropped the banana on the ground. That caused Joshua to do a 180 and fall on his back. Yaromir laughed and got up. I didn't know who he was, but Mia did so I asked her about it. She said he was Kakashi from Naruto, then she took some of her weird inhaler stuff. I got it now. When we stepped inside, Skyler looked at all of us and said, "Mmmmm. Lots of anime people. My favorite. Anime salad." Some of the little kids started crying, so Mia gave them some apples. Manny and Skyler didn't have anything for us to do, so they just left along with the weird bus. Yaromir just told everybody don't light anything on fire. BIG MISTAKE. He pulled himself out a snack, then Joshua scared him and he almost dropped his croissant. Some L.D. were fighting so Mia went over to help, but Noah yelled, "SHUT UP!" She started chanting in Japanese and Spanish. Jett played Giorno's theme as he saw this. This made Noah so scared that he ran around the parking lot, came back inside, went to the bathroom, and sung the happy song 25 times. All while screaming. I was really tired of the noise, so I came up with the suggestion of drawing or watching a show. Drawing won by .5 votes (I'm not going to explain that), so I passed out paper and pencils. Alma drew a pig named Chris P. Bacon, Mia drew 57 eyes with wings, and Joshua drew his plans for world domination. I got tired of this so I took a twenty minute nap. When I woke up, Yaromir and Mia were crammed in the corner trying not to get hit by peanuts and paper balls. I ran over to help them but I got hit a few times. I asked them what happened, and they told a whole story about how the L.D. became too powerful one they discovered a bag of peanuts in the closet. Just then, Manny came back, but only Manny. Skyler was grabbing a bread slice from Walmart. Manny said that there was a male Karen (aka a Kyle) outside, and he was going to barge in soon. We told everyone else, but it was too late. Some of the J.S. tried to hide, but the Kyle found them. Manny stepped in and said he messed with the wrong place. The Kyle asked what he meant, and Manny pointed to Joshua holding a massive nerf gun. He got nervous and calmed down, but Bryson started doing Fortnite dances and pulled out multiple nerf guns, then Mia and Yaromir started doing weird anime chants. I joined with them, and so did like 5 other people. The Kyle got scared and ran away, so we all got sandwiches for dinner that day. This tasted like gold after eating pizza for almost ten days straight. We all held a weird dance party after that, and there were a bunch of bets on which of the What's this league members. We all went to bed, but I couldn't get one thing out of my head. Why was there so many people sneaking into the dojo?