Meeting the Wizard

Here's how meeting the Wizard goes in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of The Wizard of Oz*.

Wizard's guard: (Growling angrily and coming out) The wizard says go away! (Goes back in the palace)

Dorothy and her friends: (Shocked together) Go away?

Scarecrow: (Sadly) Looks like we came a long way for nothing.

Dorothy Gale: (Crying and sitting down) And I was so happy. I though I was on my way home.

Tin Man: (Comforting Dorothy) Don't cry Dorothy, we're gonna get you to the Wizard.

Scarecrow: (Agreeing with Tin Man) We certainly are. (The guard looks on regretfully)

Dorothy Gale: (Tearfully) Auntie Em was so good to me. And I never appreciated it. Running away and hurting her feelings. Professor Marvel said she was sick. She may be dying and It's all my fault. (The Wizard's guard starts to cry) I'll never forgive myself. Never, never, never. (Scarecrow and Tin Man continue to comfort Dorothy)

Wizard's guard: (Tearfully to Dorothy) Please don't cry anymore. I'll get you into the Wizard somehow. Come on. I had an Aunt Em myself once. (Continues crying and opens the double doors. Dorothy and her friends get up and walk into the entrance.)

James: This is a long hallway.

Cowardly Lion: (Nervously) Wait a minute, fellas. I was just thinking, I really don't want to see the Wizard this much. I better wait for you outside.

Scarecrow: (Concerned) What's the matter?

Tin Man: Oh, he's just scared again.

Dorothy Gale: Don't you know the Wizard is gonna give you some courage?

Cowardly Lion: I'd be too scared to ask him for it.

Dorothy Gale: Well, then, we'll ask for him for you.

Cowardly Lion; I'd sooner wait outside.

Dorothy Gale: Why? Why?

Cowardly Lion: Because I'm still scared! (Crying then he pulls his own tail and yelped)

Scarecrow: What happened?

Cowardly Lion: Somebody pulled my tail.

Scarecrow: You did it yourself.

Cowardly Lion: I... (Understands) Oh.

Scarecrow: Here. Come on.

Brian Griffin: Now let's do this, together. We came this far. There's no turning back now.

(They slowly took one step forward)

Wizard of Oz: (Booming voice) Come forward! (The chamber doors open)

Cowardly Lion: Tell me when it's over. (Dorothy and her friends walk into the Wizard's chamber as Lion covers his eyes) Look at that. Look at that! (Continues crying) I wanna go home!

(The Wizard appears as a green disembodied head above the throne with roaring fires.)

Wizard of Oz: (Booming voice) I am Oz the great and powerful! (To Dorothy) Who are you? Who are you?

Dorothy Gale: (Comes forward, Nervously) If you please, I am Dorothy the small and meek. We've come to ask you.

Wizard of Oz: (Booming voice) Silence!

Dorothy Gale: (Scared, running back to her friends) Oh! Oh! Jiminy crickets!

Wizard of Oz; (Booming voice) The great and powerful Oz knows why you have come. Step forward Tin Man! (Tin Man comes forward) You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of collginous junk!

Tin Man: (Shivering nervously) Uh, yes-yes sir. Yes, Your Honor. You see a while back, we were walking down the yellow brick road and...

Wizard of Oz:(Booming voice) Quiet! (Tin Man felt terrified and walks back to the group) And you, Scarecrow have the effrontery to ask for a brain you billowing bale of bovine fodder!

Scarecrow: (Nervously) Yes, Your Honor, I mean, Your Excellency. I mean, Your Wizardry! (Bowing)

Wizard of Oz: (Booming voice) Enough! (Scarecrow goes back to the group.) And you, Lion! (Lion steps forward) Well? (Lion is unable to answer and he faints on the floor as Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man kneel down to help him wake up.)

Dorothy Gale: (Furiously) You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Frightening him like that when he came to you for help!

Wizard of Oz: (Booming voice) Silence, whippersnapper! The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your requests.

Cowardly Lion: (Surprised while waking up) What's that? What'd he say? Huh? What'd he say? (Dorothy and Scarecrow help him up)

Wizard of Oz: But first you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task.

Little Bear: What kind of task?

Wizard of Oz: Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West.

Tin Man: (Stammering nervously) But if we do that, we'll have to kill her to get it!

Wizard of Oz: Bring me her broomstick and I'll grant your requests. Now go!

Cowardly Lion: But what if she kills us first?

Wizard of Oz: (Yelling) I said go!

Flareon: I think we better do what the Wizard says, guys!

Ed: I totally agree!

(Lion gets frightened and runs out of the throne room then he jumps out through the glass window. The camera fades to black.)