recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Большие перемены (часть 1)

**Сезон** | 1

**Большие перемены (часть 1)** - 4 серия первого сезона, а также 4 серия во всём сериале.

## Сюжет

Алине покупают новых петов: Оливия, Кэти, Джесси, Рошель, Стэйси и её младшая сестра. Алина уходит в магазин, а петы знакомятся. Во время знакомства, Блайк влюбляется в Джесси, а Рокки в Стэйси. Вторые пошли на свидание, а Блайк хочет подарить Джесси подарок. Некоторые петы оказываются на столе и не могут попасть в уголок, так-как расстояние, между столом и окном, очень большое. Армель, которая тоже там оказалась решила проверить, как поведёт себя Алина: расскажет ли она, что они живые или сохранит секрет. Тем временем, остальные петы хотят помочь другим петшопам, которые застряли в домике. Пока они им помогают, Джесси и Блайк начинают общаться, и Джесси убеждает Блайка в том, что делать добро - это хорошо, и он идёт помогать другим петам доставать застрявших из домика. Бонни и Эмили, очень удивлены, что Блайк начал им помогать. В итоге застрявшие были вытащены.

## Герои

### Главные герои

* Блайк
* Джесси
* Армель
* Бонни
* Эмили

### Второстепенные герои

* Джонни
* Дингви
* Саймон
* Пенни
* Шерри
* Рошель
* Кэти
* Стэйси
* Оливия
* Рокки
* Юрик
* Джефф
* Бриджет
The Ladey Gags Show

**Last Episode**
 **Creators**
 **Main Characters**

**"*The Ladey Gags Show*"** is a YouTube show created by Kacper & Pierrick, greatly inspired by *The Nekci Menij Show*.

## Plot

The show follows Ladey Gags, a caricature of Lady Gaga and her ~~flop~~ pop friends, who go through various adventures and mostly just fuck around and throw shade at each other.

## Characters

*Some characters have yet to appear in the show.*

* Ladey Gags
* Medoner
* Ke@sh£r
* Lona Delery
* Kety Perr
* Bayonse
* Nekci Menij
* Rhenna
* Adole
* Arana Grondy
* Azel Banks
* Bodyguards
* Blo Ive
* Brinty Spreas
* Cherli XYZ
* Conshita Worst
* Doughnutella Versashit
* Eggy Azalia
* Ellie Grinding
* Jasy Gay
* Justine Boober
* Krelly Roolind
* Kylie Manouge
* L-Jo (Jenaflopez)
* Loly Allan
* Mashelle Williams
* Merier Care
* Merna & The Dermonds
* Mile Cires
* Machel Jacksun
* Netalier Kells
* Nicel Shitsinger
* Oprer Winfried
* P£nk
* Share
* Simon Cwoll
* Taylur Swaft
* Ton Bennatt
* Wil.e.m
* Xtine Agailure
* Zey-J
* RadOne
* Melonie Mertinoz
* Asier

## List Of Episodes

(S) = A special episode

(SP) = A sneak preview for the script of the episode was released
Шалости

**Сезон** | 1

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 **Шалости** - 1 серия первого сезона, а также 1 серия во всём сериале.

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## Сюжет

Бонни решила прокатиться на Самолёте Джонни. Немного полетав, она решила полетать на балконе. Затем вылетает на улицу, но Топси  останавливает её и она соглашается. Пытаясь приземлиться, она врезается в домик, тем самым устроив беспорядок. Алина приходит и очень удивляется беспорядку.

## Герои

### Главные герои

* Алина
* Бонни
* Джонни

### Второстепенные герои

* Топси
* Блайк
* Саймон
* Рокки
* Дингви
* Эмили
* Лили
Лесная Фея (персонаж)

**Лесная Фея** - эпизодический персонаж сериала "Наш Секрет".

Дебют - Лесная Фея.

## Информация

В серии Лесная Фея, она появляется во сне Рокки, и выполняет его 2 с половиной желания (то есть 2 желания ему, 2 ей). Она загадала, чтобы Рокки стал бутербродом и съела его.

У неё странная манера общения.

## Отношения

* **Рокки** - он был к с ней дружелюбен, а она с ним не очень.

С другими героями не контактировала.
Армель

*Это незавершённая статья. Вы можете помочь LPS "Наш секрет" Вики, дополнив её.*{{Шаблон:ГеройОна

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- сиреневый павлин, живущий в Уголке петов. Мечтает рассказать Алине об их секрете.

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## Описание

Армель непослушная и всегда в своей атмосфере. Мечтает рассказать о секрете Алине. В 4 сезоне присоединилась в Сэму, который, как и она жаждет поведать секрет хозяйке.

## Внешность

Армель сиреневого цвета. У неё сине-бирюзовые глаза. Есть три фиолетовых хохолка на голове и три бирюзовых пёрышка на хвосте. Также, имеются небольшие крылышки и бирюзовый лоб. Клюв и лапы - жёлтые.
Рокки

*Это незавершённая статья. Вы можете помочь LPS "Наш секрет" Вики, дополнив её.*

 **Отношения** | Стэйси (любовь), мальчики

**Рокки** - пет из Уголка петов. Встречается со Стэйси.

## Общие данные

Добрый, сильный и почти всегда готов прийти на помощь.

## Отношения

### Стэйси

Познакомились в серии Большие перемены (часть 1), и сразу друг-другу понравились. В данный момент встречаются.
Купание

**Сезон** | 1

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 **Купание** - 3 серия первого сезона, а также 3 серия во всём сериале.

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## Сюжет

Алине скучно и она решила искупать петов. Узнав об этом Бетти начала жаловаться, что водные процедуры - это мучения и вызывают у неё дискомфорт. Алина взяла с собой Блайка и Бонни, и пошла их купать. Там она провела им свадьбу понарошку. Вернувшись, Блайк и Бонни рассказывают об ощущениях. Джонни начал ревновать, Бетти возмущаться, а Армель опять предложила идею: рассказать Алине о том, что они живые. Ей отказали.

## Герои

### Главные герои

* Алина
* Бонни
* Блайк

### Второстепенные герои

* Бетти
* Джонни
* Топси
* Армель
* Эмили
Повторное ожирение (эффект качелей)

Так
называемый «эффект качелей» (эффект йо-йо) происходит во время диет, когда сильно

ограничиваются углеводы. Клеткам необходима энергия АТФ для жизнедеятельности, нервным клеткам необходима

   глюкоза (энергию жиров они использовать не могут). Организму приходится использовать жировые запасы и

белки, а для синтеза глюкозы он запускает глюконеогенез. При таком ограниченном рационе срывы практически неизбежны. Триглицериды
очень быстро возвращаются в жировые депо, а вот белки для восполнения мышц синтезируются долго.
Учитывая, что наши мышцы помогают нам сжигать жировую прослойку, - их терять
крайне нежелательно. У каждого организма есть свои "любимые" места
для хранения жира, с которыми он (организм) никак не хочет расставаться.  Из "любимых" мест уходит жир в
последнюю очередь, а при срыве с диеты - в первую очередь туда и возвращается.
Поэтому у человека, который постоянно садится на диеты и постоянно с них
срывается – "любимые" жиром места становятся все больше и больше, а
фигура год от года становится все некрасивее и некрасивее.
Сэм

*Это незавершённая статья. Вы можете помочь LPS "Наш секрет" Вики, дополнив её.*

 **Отношения** | Мириам (любовь)

 **Сэм**- петшоп-антагонист, проживающий в Уголке петов. Вместе с Армель хочет рассказать секрет Алине. Влюблён в Мириам.

## Описание

Сэм грубый. Имеет собственную банду, которая во главе с ним вытворяет всякие пакости.

## Внешний вид

Сэм серого цвета, у него густые чёрные брови и чёрные волосы на голове. Жёлто-зелёные глаза и белый торс.

## Отношения

### Дэйвин

В прошлом, Дэйвин был в его банде, но позже сбежал, из-за того, что больше не хотел причинять кому-либо вреда.
Garnnordod Mountain

The largest mountain in an area of Styke known as 'The Vale'.

This series of high walled valleys was leased to the dwarves for mining many years ago. It is now home to some fairly large dwarven underground settlements.

Garnnordod translates to 'God mend you' or 'God will fix you'.

Home of a tribe of Dwarves. They send out traders to trade with other cities.
Half-dwarves

Their is a race of half dwarves on the island of Yaja, or rather, under it.

They mark their faces with patterns in henna.

From the Middle Kingdom:

He
liked the way the dwarves dressed. They wore bright coloured zigzag patterned
garments. The women wore long skirts, generally, and the men wore kilts and
ceremonial silver breastplates that shone in the lamp light. All had
elaborately painted faces. It was almost as if they wanted to make up for
living in the gloom of an underground city. Even Tuti had changed from her sand
coloured travelling clothes into something bright and cheerful.
Джесси

**Джесси** - петшоп, живущий в Уголке петов. Она встречается с Блайком.

## Описание

Джесси дебютировала в серии Большие перемены (часть 1). Ей приглянулся Блайк, после чего и он стал испытывать к ней симпатию. Все говорили ей, что он ужасен и т.п., но она захотела его изменить к лучшему. Ей это удалось.

По характеру, она милая застенчивая и всегда готова прийти в трудную минуту. Она очень добрая.

## Внешность

Джесси - ванильного цвета. У неё глаза джинсового цвета и розовые лапки, а также она вся переливается в различных цветах (см. картинку).

## Отношения

### Блайк

Они пара. Она помогла, ему стать добрее в серии Большие перемены (часть 1).
Стэйси

**Отношения** | Рокки (любовь)

**Стэйси** - петшоп, живущий в Уголке петов. Встречается с Рокки. Дебютировала в серии Большие перемены (часть 1).

## Описание

Впервые появляется в серии Большие перемены (часть 1), где вместе с другими новичками попадает в Уголок петов. Там, она знакомится с Рокки. Они полюбили друг друга и ходят вместе на свидания. По характеру, нежная и добрая.

## Внешность

Стэйси бежевого цвета, у неё голубые глаза и коричневая грива с хвостом. На спине у неё есть седло, цвета морской волны.

## Отношения

### Рокки

Они парень и девушка. Ни разу не ругались.
Broddor

dwarven paladin from Kardane - a dwarf fortress in the Vale of Adders, Styke

has two handed sword - known as Gronmorder

Former leader of the Kardane Company.

now a Knight
of the Holy Order of Aerekrig - of which there are only 12

curses:

‘*Rend migroven*!’

‘*Knus mig!*’

**Notes**

 ‘Eleven and
a half,’ corrected the dwarf, who could not stand inaccuracy.

Broddor is married!

*Och,I suppose it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but it was one of*
the shirts my wife had embroidered. She’ll not be happy about that when I get back

‘Um,’ stuttered
Broddor, who was no good a lying.

..

‘Oh it was dwarfish,’
laughed Meggelaine even as tears wetted her cheeks. ‘But heavily
accented. His family emigrated from the north, the Lead Hills I
think, generations ago and that was the dialect the spoke in Kardane.
If he ever said anything in dwarfish, believe me, it isn’t
repeatable.’
Amar Lasat Main

Lasat Main is an Amar in the city watch of Waterdeep when first introduced.

Thanks to the help of Fenrir and Corum with the Jundhyl doppleganger case he is made up to Ward Civilar of North Ward.

First mention:

*Before noon Fenrir went to the Palace in search of the captain of the watch but got no further than talking to Amir Lasat Main, a young human watchman. He didn't get very far though as Main said that without proof they could not act against Jundhyl. However he did go off and speak to people and came back to a snoozing Fenrir later in the afternoon.*

Then after a bit more plot, he summons Fenrir to him and says:

*I did a bit of digging and found a few other things that were odd about his behaviour recently. When I looked at it through the prism of 'is he a doppleganger?' it all began to add up. Now this, even a ward civilar can't accuse a member of the nobility with so little evidence. He can post whatever he likes up on the walls of his own ward but to do it in other wards he has to come through the palace and when I saw this, I finally was certain he was not as he seems.
To attack a gentleman such as yourself, sir, is the actions of a mad man. We can but hope this is his last throw of the dice. Even though, I cannot act at once. With even a Ward Civilar changed, who can we trust? All I can say is that I will do everything in my power to bring this villain to justice and clear your good name.*

CHECK THIS! Main becomes Civilar after Fenrir and Corum? take care of Jundhyl. He becomes their friend.

Arrests Veddic twice when he clumsily goes after Ellis Aderbrent.
Лесная Фея

**Сезон** | 1

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 **Лесная Фея** - 6 серия первого сезона, а также 6 серия во всём сериале.

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## Сюжет

Алина уходит и петшопы ищут, чем-бы им заняться. Дингви с Шерри играют в игру "Покрутись, вокруг самой себя". Саймон тоже решил поиграть с ними, и доказать, что он умеет делать это лучше, чем они. Закружившись, он падает в обморок и ему снится сон: Он оказывается на полу, и к нему подходит Алина и убивает его. Проснувшись, Рокки насмехается над ним. Рокки начинает кружиться и тоже падает в обморок. Ему снится сон, как он оказывается на столе и к нему приходит Алина в виде феи. Она предлагает ему 2 с половиной желания. Первым, он загадывает зеркало. Затем, еду. Он переспросил, что означает "2 с половиной желания", и она сказала, что 2 желания ей, 2 ему. Она загадала, чтобы Рокки стал бутербродом и съела его. Он просыпается и делится своим сном с другими. Приходит Алина и кружит Саймона, он снова падает в обморок.

## Герои

### Главные герои

* Алина (Лесная Фея)
* Рокки
* Саймон

### Второстепенные герои

* Блайк
* Джонни
* Дингви
* Эмили
* Стэйси
* Шерри
* Бонни
* Бриджетт
* Кэти
Блайк

**Отношения** | Джесси (любовь)

**Блайк** - пет из Уголка петов. Блайк - болтлив и несерьёзен. Встречается с Джесси.

Дебют - Шалости.

## Описание

Блайк - болтлив и несерьёзен. Его также можно охарактеризовать, как ворчуна. Многие петы недовольны Блайком.

## Отношения

### Джесси

Джесси встречается с Блайком. Познакомились в серии Большие перемены (часть 1). Ласковы друг к другу.

### Джонни

Блайк упрямый и часто не идёт по законам Джонни, отчего Джонни иногда бывает в ярости от него, а ещё Блайк считает Джонни занудой.

### Эмили

Эмили назвала Блайка "самым великим ворчуном и нытиком".

### Саймон

В серии Большие перемены (часть 1),  мы можем узнать, что Саймон возненавидел Блайка после-того, как он скинул его с уголка.
Hagar Hlugwigson

Hagar Hlugwigson

His 'Bull Elk Tribe' of Waterdeep were implicated in the murder of the McNasty family. This lead Corum to encounter the surly Barbarian - Hagar Hlugwigson.

He headbutted Corum several times in a conversation in the Market Square leading Corum to take his revenge in what was known as 'Operation Hagar Likes it up the Pooper'

Later Corum's flatmate Janna was decapitated, most likely at the hands of Hagar.
Большие перемены (часть 2)

**Сезон** | 1

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 **Шалости** - 5 серия первого сезона, а также 5 серия во всём сериале.

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## Сюжет

Серия является продолжением серии Большие перемены (часть 1). Блайк благодарит Джесси за то, что она помогла ему исправиться. Остальные петы забивают тревогу, так-как времени уже слишком много, и Алина должна скоро вернуться. Алина приходит и замечает, что некоторые петы, каким-то образом оказываются на столе. Она тут-же бежит к Юрику и говорит, что они живые, но он её не верит. Алина уходит гулять, а петы сидевшие на столе придумывают, как им обратно взобраться. Они придумали пододвинуть книгу, которая лежала на столе и по ней взобраться обратно в уголок. Все залезли, остались Стэйси и Пенни. Стэйси чуть не упала, но Пенни спасла её. Они вместе взбираются обратно, но книга не удержала их обоих, и они упали на пол, вместе с книгой. Приходит Юрик и поднимает их.

## Герои

### Главные герои

* Алина
* Джонни
* Стэйси
* Рокки
* Армель

### Второстепенные герои

* Эмили
* Пенни
* Эдан
* Бриджет
* Бонни
* Саймон
* Юрик
* Дингви
* Шерри
Эми Макиннон

**Цвет глаз** | Карий

**Эми Макиннон** - главная героиня сериала «Жизненно».

## Описание

Эми - среднестатистический школьник. У неё есть лучшая подруга - Сэнди.

## Внешность

У Эми карие глаза, шерсть белая. Сзади она серого цвета, от хвоста до головы. Чаще всего носит оранжевые очки и салатовое ожерелье.

## Отношения

### Сэнди

Эми и Сэнди лучшие подруги. Однако, Сэнди постоянно ревнует Эми к Лили.

### Сэм

Сэм влюблён в Эми, и часто дарит ей подарки. Она проявляет к нему минимальную симпатию.

## Интересные факты

* У неё аллергия на апельсиновый сок. Это можно узнать из серии Аллергия.
Dorette

While in Pedestal Fenrir meets a mysterious female drow called Dorette who convinces him to raid the dungeons of a mansion in the Noble Quarter.

She wishes him to retrieve a 'white wand' from the dungeon and he does so, finding many other treasures while he is there and killing or chasing off many drow guards.
After the misson is a success he invites her up to his room in the Dripstone inn and she accepts.

She is also called in to help with The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan
Джонни

**Отношения** | Бонни (любовь)

 **Джонни**- самый опытный пет в Уголке петов. Джонни серьёзный и спокойный. Встречается с Бонни. Имеет свой собственный самолёт. Против выдавания секрета Алине. Первое появление - Шалости.

## Описание

Джонни - наверное самый спокойный пет. Он не только очень серьёзен, но и амбициозен, умён, коммуникабелен. Джонни к тому-же лидер петов.

## Внешний вид

Джонни довольно крупный. Его шерсть коричневая, а глаза голубого цвета. Нос чёрный. Уши подняты вверх. Лапы тоже коричневые, а внизу тёмно-коричневые. Живот белый.

## Отношения

### Бонни

   Бонни и **Джонни**, уже давно вместе. И как они вдвоём утверждают всё серьёзно. В эпизоде Свадьба ВЕКА Джонни и Бонни пытались провести свадьбу.

### Блайк

Блайк упрямый и часто не идёт по законам **Джонни**, отчего **Джонни** иногда бывает в ярости от него, а ещё Блайк считает Джонни занудой.

### Сэм

У Сэма и Джонни плохие отношения. Сэм пытается рассказать Алине, что они живые и поэтому Джонни с ним воюет. И сказал, если сам будет пытатся рассказать Алине о, том что мы живые, то мы викинем его из нашего уголка. Поэтому Сэм сделал секретную группу которая пытается сказать Алине об секрете.

## Интересные факты

* В эпизоде Что скрывает Джонни... из его дневника можно узнать что он был не первым петом у Алины, а также что она нашла его в Белграде, и у него было ужасное прошлое.
* Джонни и Бонни созвучные имена. Возможно, Алина сделала это специально, но это лишь догадка.
Обмен жиров

Жиры,
поступаемые с пищей, обрабатываются в двенадцатиперстной кишке
ферментами-липазами. В результате происходит расщепление на свободные
жирные кислоты (СЖК) и глицерин. СЖК поступают в транспортную систему
(кровь) и далее с кровью переносятся в ткани организма. То, что используется,
расщепляется, что не используется, поступает на хранение в депо - в
жировые клетки (липоциты).

Липоцит (жировая клетка) забирает жиры из крови
и синтезирует тот жир, который удобно хранить - триглицерид.

Расщепление жиров (липолиз) происходит окислительным способом (при участии кислорода). Сигнал к липолизу отдают гормоны. Клетка-липоцит, реагируя на гормоны, отдает в кровоток СЖК. Для переноса СЖК по крови используется липопротеиновый комплекс - соединение жира и белковой транспортной молекулы. Липопротеиновый комплекс по кровотоку переносится в клетку, которой необходима энергия (мышечная клетка). При помощи транспортной молекулы Л-карнитина жир поступает в органеллу клетки-митохондрию, в которой осуществляется окисление. На выходе получается АТФ, углекислый газ (СО2) и вода (Н2О).

См. также Жиры, Локальное похудение
1377 DR Elient Coup of Westgate

Oh I got my hands on a Westgate chapbook recently. Here is an interesting extract

from it:

''

The Elient Coup of 1377 DR

Hail Readers! Are you enjoying living under a monarch again? Too early to tell?

It is I! Jester Sancho of the Blue Ribbons. Does the new king need a jester I wonder?

Should I offer my services?

Well, by all accounts King is an affable enough young man. Born on the wrong side of the

bedsheets, the son of Arguant Thavalar and some barbarian wench. But is he the true power

here? We all know the Merchant Nebulus right? The Rascal they used to call him! The purveyor

of many a mysterious pie! The seller of wooden-teethed horses! How is the man that would sell

his own grandmother for two coppers now the Prime Minister of Westgate?

Answers on a post card, addressed to wherever the Croamrach is now resting his head.

And while we are on the subject whatever happened to old Trantie? The rumours are that

the former Commander of the Watch took him down to hell and stashed him with a bevy of

succubuses. Croamrach, Commander, Crownbearer? All gone!

Gone where? Who knows? Trust the king we are told! Trust the new privy council! They

are much better than the alternative - a city run by vampires. How convienent don't you

think that for this malady a cure was so easily at hand? And don't you think that perhaps

the cure may be worse than the disease? Have you even seen a vampire? Not this jester!

But apparently the threat was so bad that a change of government was required!

And what do we now have in our city? Demons! Nightmares! Out of town Clergy! The new

mysterious Theive's Guild looking to take on the Nightmasks - the Skull Collectors -

led by that Shadowy villain Barry Shitknees!?

Who knows the truth? But we do know this - Castle Urdo was attacked by Demons.

Castle Cormerial was attacked by Skull Collectors. The Docks is now stalked by

creatures from our worst nightmares! If you ask me, bring back the vampires!

What next for Westgate? If you ask this innocent young Jester it is time for the

people to speak out! The nobles have thrown in their lot with the king (fearing another

visit from demons or the Skullmen no doubt!) and now it looks like we are back to

all that bother with crowns and magic swords and divine rule. Nonsense! Not everyone

may have liked old Trantie, but he had been elected, if not by the people, then at

leat by his peers. The point being he could be replaced if need be!

Well then, if a King we must have, then old Wooden-toothed Nebulas can be voted out

at least. Shall I do it, you think? I think I shall! Jester Sancho for Prime Minister!

What, what, what??!

''
Оливия

*Это незавершённая статья. Вы можете помочь LPS "Наш секрет" Вики, дополнив её.*

**Оливия** - петшоп, живущий в Уголке петов. Является гусеницей. Дебют - Большие перемены (часть 1).

## Внешность

Выглядит, как гусеница, она голубого цвета. Верхняя часть головы розового цвета. На лице у неё две фиолетовые точки, а на верху головы три выпуклых точки фиолетового цвета.
Бонни

**Отношения** | Девочки, Джонни (любовь)

 **Бонни** - розовая кошка в Уголке петов. Встречается с Джонни. Бонни - истинная модница, она всегда следит за новыми трендами! В некоторых сериях появляется в своей кепке. Хранительница секрета. Впервые появляется в серии Шалости.

## Характер и внешний вид

По характеру Бонни немного капризная и вредная, но при этом довольно таки спокойная. Может дать дельный совет. Во многих случаях обдумывает свои слова. Она спешит помочь друзьям и очень дружелюбная. Бонни - не стоячка, она в лежачей позе. По цвету свтело-розовая, глаза бирюзовые, шея тёмно-розовая, уши острые и подняты в верх, внутри ушей есть звёздочки. У Бонни большой светло-розовый хвост и на конце тёмно-розовый. Иногда Алина одевает Бонни на правое ухо серёжку.

## Отношения

### Джонни

Джонни и Бонни парочка. В эпизоде Свадьба ВЕКА они пытались поженится.

### Блайк

Блайк непоседлив и не может устоять на месте, поэтому, если надо сидеть тихо, то у Блайка это конечно же не получится. Бонни это очень не нравится, да и вообще наверное многим петшопам не нравится озорство Блайка.
Barovia

Barovia is a town in the country of Damara.

It has a real undead problem with much of the town overrun with them.

Rollo, Syliva, Yli and Tie Pie arrive here as part of the Ravenloft Adventure.
When the party arrive at Barovia it is overrun with Undead.

   **GM note**

In Forgotten Realms cannon Borovia is in the Ravenloft Plane that is linked to Faerune via the Ethereal Plane.

For AP, he as more simply placed Bovoria in the country of Damara.
Kety Perr

Kety who?

### Hit Songels

I Kessed A Gorl, Tenge Dram, Wid Awoke, Rawr, Derk Horse, Brondey, This Es How They Do, Rice, Slaved to The Tempo, Boner Petit, Swesh Swesh

### Parody of

Katy Perry

**Kety Perr** is a main character in both The Ladey Gags Show and The Nekci Menij Show

The show's joke is that no one is able to acknowledge Kety up to the point where they don't even refer to her as Kety, but rather names like Helen, Stacy, Patricia, Karly, etc.
Gertrude the White

Gertrude the White

Powerful Cleric. Gertrude appears as an old lady in white or green robes. She is often blindfolded.

Has Synesthesia.

Patron of Cavu the Cursed.

**History**

After he is killed by Blatt, Fenrir is ressurected by Gertrude:

*Things began to fade out and once more Fenrir woke up in a strange room, this time a light and airy place. He was wearing a white robe and the smiling face of an old lady was close by. She wore a blindfold but seemed
to know her way around the room. She helped Fenrir out of the bed and said,
'Please, take some time to get your bearings. A resurrection, even a True Resurrection takes a moment to recover from. I will be back in a few minutes. Just take your time. My name is Gertrude the White. I am Cavu's patron.'*

When Cavu comes to collect him and take him back to Waterdeep Fenrir concludes that Gertrude has a house in Skullport.

Later Fenrir blabs of her existence 'under dockward' to Meleghost Starseer while being interrogated by the inquisition. This forced her to move location as Cavu later explains:

*After lunch they went past the OJB and bumped into Cavu. He seemed distressed. When asked what the matter was he replied that
'I've been handed a big pile of notes from our benefactor. She's going out of sight for a while. She said that "Even She" had been surprised when Fenrir gave her name to the Inquisition. In some ways she said she thanked him because she is so rarely surprised. But now I've lost contact with her. That just never happens. She says she'll make contact once she's set up in another location. For now I'm going to hide out in the dungeons downstairs. My guards were pressed into service on the wall so I suppose this is the safest place for me.'*
Gnesher Lodge

DAY 371

From when Zallater was there:

In the morning, after breakfast, Fenrir went down to the Lodge again. He started

by checking the stables. There were six stalls and a coach. There were four

fresh looking horses.

DAY 372 (11th Ches)(March)

Fenrir flew back to the Lodge and arrived at eight in the evening. He checked the

stables and saw that it now contained five horses.

He used his Knock ring to enter the main house and eventually found Teru's secret

tunnel. It was behind the fireplace in the study and lead to the stables. There

was no sign of Teru anywhere.

That night he slept on the roof of the stables, hoping I assume to catch his target

when he returned from wherever he was.
АТФ

Аденозинтрифосфат (АТФ) является наиболее важной формой сохранения химической энергии в клетках.

Расщепление АТФ - реакция, сопровождающаяся большим выделением энергии. АТФ - наиболее важный элемент, обеспечивающий энергией большое число энергозависимых реакций.

Способы синтеза АТФ

В ходе эволюции сформировались два важных способа синтеза АТФ, которые реализуются во всех клетках. Наиболее эффективный способ - окислительное фосфорилирование (окислительный, окисление, аэробный), требует участия кислорода. Энергия АТФ, образовавшаяся при окислении, запасается в митохондриях клеток.

Второй, эволюционно более ранний способ синтеза - брожение - осуществляется в анаэробных условиях. Например, образование АТФ из креатинфосфата, анаэробный гликолиз. Считается, что первым источником энергии для общих предков всех живых организмов до того, как концентрация кислорода в атмосфере стала достаточно высокой, был именно анаэробный гликолиз. Организм переходит к этому менее эффективному, но более скоростному методу производства АТФ в условиях недостатка кислорода.
Dungsweeper's Guild

The Dungsweeper's Guild of Waterdeep.

After Corum becomes the owner they move their headquarters from XXX to the Old Jock's Brewery.

On DAY 198 (26 Eleint)(September) the DSG gets this boost to business:

By Order of the Open Lord of Waterdeep and the Council of Hidden Lords;

No person shall urinate or defecate in or upon any public street, sidewalk, alley, plaza, beach, park, public building or other publicly maintained facility or place, or in any place open to the public or exposed to public view, except when using a urinal, cesspit, closet or midden, or when  using a portable or temporary closet or other facility designed for the sanitary disposal of human waste and which is enclosed from public view.
Crispy

Crispy

Currently in Waterdeep and more or less the captain of the Sea Wyvern.

Born at the shores of the Lake of Steam

Was once a member of the Scarlet Brotherhood

Scar on left cheek / Tattoo (Dagger) on right shoulder

Selfish and greedy – but honorable once he gives his word

**History**

Captured by the Crew of the Sea Wyvern but put to work and became a member of the crew in the end.

Got his nickname because during the battle he was very badly burned. He was healed by Nobby, but the name stuck. He doesn't like it, but that's nicknames for you!

Is part of the crew when they go to Candlekeep.

Takes Fenrir to Shatterhull Island .
Gnomes

From the Middle Kingdom:

Gnomes
are creatures of the forests of the west, they were not native to Yaja. They
were used to outdoor rugged lives, Ukop's ancestors had made their homes in the
roots of trees and underground burrows and worshiped the goddess Etruna in
small shrines all over the Great Forest.

The
gnomes of Yaja, the Burum as they were known, were far removed from their
western cousins and not just by geography. Where the gnomes of the west were
clever and resourceful, the gnomes of the east were slow and dull witted.

Where
the gnomes of the west were famous for their kindness and hospitality to
travellers, the gnomes of the east were grumpy and mean spirited.

The
eastern gnomes had no written language but they did have a strong oral
tradition, according to the legends they had arrived in Yaja three hundred
years ago although no one knew why.

In
fact, no one but the gnomes knew anything much about their history, as far as
anyone else knew or cared they had always been there.

Strong
for their size, generally loyal and not interested in amassing wealth for its
own sake, as so many of the other races were, they made good servants, almost
every gnome that lived among the humans were servants of some kind or another.

**Religion**

One of the few things that linked the Burum to their past across the ocean was the worship of Etruna and all gnomes kept a shrine to her somewhere however small it might be.

**Relations**

In Yaja and Lalor anyway, the gnomes are common sailors on sea elf vessels. They often dress like pirates.

**Named Gnomes**

Wullywug

Ukop
Chief Redfeather of the Blue Cloud Tribe

Leader of a goblin tribe of the Dragon Coast.

His people were chased out of their own lands by 'black cloaked men'.

He and his tribe then set up in the domain of Nexelmode.

Nexelmode says:

This lot just turned up. There are hundreds of them all camped out in the upper reaches. What am I supposed to do with them? They are a pest, but I'm not a butcher. If they kill a few poachers then that's fine by me. Those stinking humans from Ferbone are always hunting in my forest. If a goblin gets one and puts him in a cooking pot that's a good thing for me. Go ask they chief if you want. I just get confused gibberings when I ask him why his tribe just turned up here.

The chief says:

We here. We travel old ways. We come from east. Black cloaked men come. They kill us. Drive us out. We here now. We stay. Green lady is good to us. She tell us that humans are good for eating. She is correct. Humans are good for eating. Black cloaked men come from old castle. Old castle was empty. Not empty now.

...

The next day the cheif is killed by Fenrir when he rescues Harvel from being barbecued. He is mourned by his people and cremated on a funeral pyre.
Harmony

Harmony

~~~~~~~

*The city of Harmony is a lively metropolitan center. Outdoor markets feature foods and wares from around the realms. A vast library offers citizens free access to tomes of knowledge while lively entertainment venues feed the soul of the city. For nature lovers, several parks and a surrounding forest provide simpler comforts.*

*One thing unites the city: its vibrant color. The legend of Harmony’s founding tells of a magical spark that ignited the lands in spellbinding hues. Nobody knows the origin of the spark, but many have sought its source in the hopes of discovering the extent of its power. Recently however, a strange phenomenon has shaken the citizens of Harmony. In the past few weeks, color outages have been reported throughout the city with very few clues as to what might be causing them. This morning, you wake up to an unusually colorless day. Worried murmurings can already be heard outside your room. As you look around, you notice a scrap of paper has been slipped under your door.*

~

Harmony is a town populated by colourful gnome type creatures called Nerts. There are a few humans, dwarves and elves around.

**Locations**

Harmony has a central market

*The sprawling central market of Harmony is a maze of shop stalls and a riot of sounds and sights. Face painters and s torytellers delight their audiences. Vendors sell all kinds of wares from lanterns to shoes to spell components. The scent of delicious treats wafts through the air*

There is a secret tunnel to Candy Mountain in a back alley

There is a school of magic called the Prism Academy. Under it is a tomb called the Herald's Crypt. (This is not generally known)

There is a fighter's guild called The Critical Strike Combat School. It has a dojo style hall in it.

The Circus of Illusions

**People**

Mr Honeycut

He is a lorekeeper. He possesses a gem of seeing.

*Forgive the scrutiny, but I needed to be sure you weren’t a doppelganger. One can never be too cautious, especially in these colorless times where the very fate of Harmony hangs in the balance.*

*My name is Mr. Honeycutt, and I belong to the Lorekeeper Society. You haven’t heard of us, but we’ve been watching you and right now, we need your help.*

Nerts

~~~~~

They have varied coloured skin that favour certain classes

Pink - Pink Nerts tend to be stealthy and cunning, making good Rogues

**Surrounding Area**

Candy Mountain

Used to be a Treacle Mine. Now overrun with Kobolds.

The Kobolds are aggressive and territorial, but not evil

(see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treacle\_mining ! )

There is a lot of abandoned mining equipment here and several seams of

Treacle and Rock Candy that are still viable

There is the fossiled remains of a Blue Dragon
Ellana

Ellana is the current Baroness of the Black Forest although she considers herself as in independent ruler. She describes herself as 'Mistress of the Void.'

She is in her sixties now, but looks younger thanks to her magic. She used to be the court soothsayer in Tomsk, a fact that she likes to keep secret. She made some successful deals with infernals and her power has steadily grown until she can now dominate all of the Black Forest and half of Angor.

She is irredeemably evil and enjoys capturing and torturing people stupid enough to venture into her realm.

She has an uneasy truce with the King of Styke, who's lands she inhabits.
Joppa

Joppa is a Kingdom in northern Nillamandor.

**Quotation from the Portal of Returning:**

*Joppa and Luxor both took about a week each to travel through, and eventually we arrived at Kolopa, inLahtl, the southern most shire of Vegas. I will not go into great detail about these two countries at the moment. Joppa was a pleasant enough place, everything that Julgia should have been but was not. Our ride through their tall mountain kingdom was very pleasant.*

From the Island of Dragons:

They recruited again in Luxor, bolstered their numbers and headed into the Moon Marshes and the other desolate wastes hidden behind the Joppian Mountains. Some of them died. Young mercenaries and sell-swords from the backstreets of Wardernton and Shellbe.
Fenrir's Personal Demons

Not Bnurgstickslackskin!

As he is assigned to Waterdeep and not to Fenrir.

However, the Quasit 'Rick-de-Ben' has been transferred to follow Fenrir about and together with the baker - Erinod Bale is gleefully trying to get a foot hold in Westgate.

Recently a new gang of demons have arrived and want to get in about it. They've got a vague idea of what Fenrir is up to and want in on the fun!

They are:

Behemoth - a large fat ugly cat. The size of a hog.

Fagotto - a peaceful, but crafty skinny man in chequered clothing

Azazello - Red haired man with a single tusk and a wall eye

Hella - beautiful, redheaded succubus
Basil

Basil

Basil is a city in the Al Hamdalla region of Fiarka.

There is a high mountain to the south called Monitor Mountain, from which the Basillian have a ready supply of ice.

The city has a large arena.

To the north, the 3rd Legion is camped, Basils mightiest army.

It is camped here, incase of an invasion from the north by the barbarian hordes of the Alkhazi.
It is lead by General Bigus Dickus.
Elbonia

Elbonia is a small kingdom consisting of a group of sixteen islands in the Diamond Sea. The largest island is no bigger than Cornwall and is just 100 miles across at its longest point. Once it was a very powerful nation with trade ports on 99 year leases all over Nillimandor. However it is starting to decline now, not least because of the weakness of the current king.

(not on size - the map I just made makes it out to be 500 x 500 miles or so, which is probably better)

Culturally Elbonia can be equated to an almost Victorian style of little England, but of a slightly more medieval bent. Place names are mainly English sounding however since the islands were once invaded by Vegans (northmen) many settlements have the -ban ending, signifying a fort in the old Vegan language. For instance the capital city is called Oban.

The eastern three islands were once owned by Styke and as such, most of the settlements here have the -smalle (pronounced 'smayle') ending, meaning town or village.

Original settlements often have names ending in -hom, signifying 'home' or 'hum' for hall, such as Polhom and Terhum.

The Queen is a shrewd old bird who is at the head of a ring of spies who work all over Nillimandor gathering information for her.

People from Elbonia are known as Elbonians and have the nickname of 'Elbows'

The Queen is only ever referred to by the others and is not an active character.
Elbonia has its own language although it borrows a lot of words from Styke. There is no he/she in Elbonian or past/future tenses. There are no plurals, you simply say the word twice to designate a multiple.
Jean Styler

Jean Styler is the Ergonomics Officer onboard the Hallion.

Just before the Hallion is about to explode she boards an escape pod with William McGonagall and Beatrice Fleer.

When she arrives at the house of Doctor Blenk she strips naked, covers herself in chocolate sauce and later makes love to William McGonagall.
Arrin's Legends

‘Is that the
dwarves that killed the evil witch-troll Huntrod?’ asked Arrin, suddenly
realising he knew something about the discussion after all.

‘That was
before my time, but yes, that was my Order.’

‘We heard
those stories in the taverns back in Tullis,’ said the young man. ‘Dwarven
tales. Oh, how about the Hellhounds of Bargke?’

‘Never heard
of them.’

‘The King of
Dotguld?’

‘Nope.’

Arrin pulled
on his bottom lip, ‘Oh, the Ghosts of, um...the Ghosts of...’

‘No ghosts
of anywhere.’

Salveri
looked down at the ground. He wanted to tell Arrin to shut his mouth as he
could see that Broddor was getting a little impatient with the lad. If Arrin
was about to ask “Well what monsters have you slain, then?” he wouldn’t blame
the dwarf for chopping his head off with that huge sword.

‘There was
another,’ mused Arrin. ‘Oh, the man eating giant Kampestor?’

‘Yes! Haha,
yes!’ laughed the dwarf somewhat relieved. ‘That was us. A long time ago
though. Up north that was, Nulbro I think. How did you get to hear about it?’

‘A bard sung
a song about it in a tavern back in Tullis. He was there for a few months. A half-elf,
he was pretty good.’

‘Oh really?
Do you remember how it went?’

Arrin
thought for a while but eventually said, ‘only... something something something,
*then they rolled his head down the hill*...’
Bunkertown

A settlement on the Ilse of Dragons.

From Island of Dragons:

Roztov, ever taking mental notes of all the places and
people he encountered on Tanud, estimated there were about a hundred and fifty
people here, living their lives for the most part underground. The settlement
was made up of one main narrow and low-ceilinged corridor that went round in a
rough circle. From it about a dozen rooms of various sizes joined on, most
having a thick curtain rather than a door for privacy. Ventilation was provided
by narrow stone-lined pipe-ways, which also gave a little light. Other bunkers
which were not connected to the main tunnel were positioned here and there
throughout the area fitting into the gaps between the trees as best they could.
There were twenty or so of these and not all of them seemed to be occupied.
Some of them had up to four rooms.

Someone walking past would have had to be standing right on
top of the settlement to notice it, it was that artfully concealed amongst the
bushes and tree roots. Hunters, food and wood gatherers and the like were
careful to hide their trails to and from the settlement and carried out their
business miles away. The sea was only about a mile away to the east and
sometimes they went there to catch fish, but as Roztov had suspected earlier
they had no boats.

...

Later
that night Roztov and Meggelaine sat alone at the edge of the town, looking out
through the trees down the valley to where the inlet was
Che

Che is a remote human settlement in the Great Forest.

*~I didn't get much of a chance to get an impression of Che as I was moved along quickly by the guards, but what I did see was sturdy looking stone buildings with red slate roofs. Over the rooftops I saw a tall clock tower, slated in red tiles like all the other buildings, and somewhere nearby there must have been a river, as I could hear the sound of flowing water. The citizens appeared to be a tough looking lot, and wore woollen robes, with sword belts holding them around the waist. They all seemed to be armed in some way, and most of them shared the same dark skin and black hair. I locked gaze with a particularly stony faced looking individual, and had to glance away from his commanding stare.*

In the events of The Portal of Returning, Che is destroyed when the nogs invade. It had a bridge that lead to the orchards. It had fair sized jail.
Ju

Ju
--

Juian Temples

Ju is the the Kingdom in the northern portion of the Island of Yaja.

The capital city is Rakasuul.

It is a land of harsh deserts and tall volcanic mountains. People generally only live in along the rivers.

Undead beings live in the deserts.

The King of Ju during the time of the setting of 'The Middle Kingdom' is King Racun IV.
Druid Houses

A lvl 20 druid gets enough casts of Wood Shape and Stone shape to make the following houses

The cabin is 7ft tall, 7ft wide and 14ft long. With two windows, a door, a small fireplace and a bench/bed

It is the size of a large cell.

It could be built in one day

The house would be about 20ft, by 10ft with two floors, one of 7ft and the other of 6ft with gabled windows.
Candle

Caylen Candle is a character mentioned in The Road to Gosford.

Caylen is their guide. She is an excellent scout and woodsman and has travelled all over
Nillimandor and even into the infamous Norob Forest. She is just as at home in the cities of
the continent too and knows all of the capitals well.
She is a fressle, a race of people treated more or less as subhumans in much of the lands,
or like native Indians were in the wild west.
However she is strong and resourceful like much of her kind.

She stands at three feet tall (tall for a fressle female) with long black hair tied in a top
knot. She is good looking for a fressle and resembles and can be mistaken for a small human
child. When she is hired by Bane they do not realise she is pregnant.
She is 40, young for a fressle.
She is a separatist, something that is treasonable in Styke, and wishes to see Fressle and
Fraskans re-united in Tormwood and it to become a separate state (currently fressles are in
Styke and fraskans are in Tomsk)
EPHOD OF AUTHORITY

The Ephod of Authority is used by Cavu to open the barrow of the Forgotten King:

**Item description**

This embroidered garment is a priestly vestment much like half of a tabard. (It is one piece or a set—the vestments of divinity—that is described in Magic Item Compendium.)

Description: Woven of silver thread, this ephod is set with a circle of nine moonstones surrounding a raised silver hemisphere.

Activation: Merely wearing the ephod imparts its magic to you.

Effect: While wearing an ephod of authority, your effective cleric level is treated as one higher than your actual level for the purpose of turning (but not rebuking or commanding) undead.

Aura/Caster Level: Faint transmutation; C L 5th.
Construction: Craft Wondrous Item, turn undead, possession of a piece or the vestments of divinity set.
Weight: 2 lb.
Price: 8 0 0 gp.
Joppa (Fiarka)

(Not to be confused with the northern kingdom of Joppa. The people of the north know the southern Joppa as El-Joppa to differentiate it.)

Joppa is the largest city in the Al Hamdalla region of Fiarka.

For a thousand years Joppa was ruled by the Ping Sultan's.

Joppa is a large trading port on the coast of the Sea of the Sovereign Winds.
Trading ships from Joppa sail all over the seas of Nillamandor and Fiarka.

The forest to the north of Joppa where the antman colony is is called Lata Mangeshkar Forest.
The colony has been conquered by the Alkhazi who are planning to invade Joppa.

Basil is to the west.

Grasslands and Ramastas desert is to the south.

The deserts to the south are full of undead which has been a blessing and a curse to
Joppa. The deserts protect them from an overland threat of Noggish invaders to the south.
However they are also a source of constant danger

Ruled by Sheikh Macos. Macos has an on going fued with the High Priest of Battle in the Valley of the Damned.

In the centre of Joppa is a what looks like a statue of a beholder. This is no statue, but the petrified body of the great beholder of Mu who tried to conquer the city in 614. A local mage hero cast the skin to stone spell on the beholder and it has been here ever since.

(Island of Dragons) Joppa sits on the River Ojumf.
Axeblade Mountains

Axeblade Mountains

The Axeblade Mountains are a mountain range that take up much of the country of Vegas in the north of Nillamandor. They are inhospitable in summer and impassable in winter. To the east they join onto the Goldhind Wastes and Leadhills. To the west run all the way to the coast.

The River Nun runs to the north and the River Dooma to the south of the range.

Quote from the Portal of Returning:

*The troops would have to cross the bitter Axeblade Mountains, a difficult enough task in high summer.*

**Author's Note:**

I can't find the names of the rivers on either side of the mountains anywhere so it may be they are not named in any book. If I do find names I'll add them but for now I'll go with the above.
Fredorick

Sometimes spelled Freddorick.

Was the only sensible one out of the Barrow party.

Was in Hommlet for a while after the party broke up.

Had a clue to the location of the items needed to open the barrow

Is currently in Kingsholm, employed by Cavu / Gerty to watch the town.

He and Mathmoss are in contact, as Mathmoss effectively watches the other side of the gate.
Drulger

From IOD:

They
looked like drulger, one of the dozens of pygmy fey races that inhabited
Nillamandor.

Somewhat
magical beings, unpredictable and mischievous, a race that stayed out of the
way of humans and dwarves, but were well known to elves. From listening around
corners he also heard that they spoke the fey tongue, a universal language,
known to all races that had natural magic in their being.

...

Drulger
and fey like them were tricksters, happy to lie just for the fun of it, and
prone to exaggeration
Garumuda

Garumuda , or 'Old Bones', is the main reason why Nillamandor is in the state it is.

Already a liche by the year 23 he invaded and conquered much of the lands of men and elves. He was finally defeated when he bit off more than he could chew in the elven kingdom of Dynaria.

He then retreated east into the lands beyond the Norob Forest. Nearly a thousand years his undead legions have overrun much of the lands of men once again.

Held in check by the druids in the Great Forest and the strength of the army of Enttland, after the Noggish invasion the balance of power changed. The Kingdom of Gnarlwold was already ruled by an undead king.

By the year 1101 he was poised for a return.

**Author's Note:**

If I ever write it, this will be dealt with, to some extend in A Land of Trees.