The Shitmobile

The Shitmobile in 2116

The Shitmobile is the name given to a ramshackle piece of shit 1975 Chrysler New Yorker.It has somehow (mostly) survived over 100 years of abuse and usage by multiple owners.It was rebuilt completely using the parts from a 1978 Dodge Monaco after it was destroyed in an explosion in 2064;the only original parts remaining on it are the trunk lid and the hood. It is currently being used by Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy as a mobile home.

## History

### Early History

The car was manufactured in the US in 1975, and then shipped off to Nova Scotia, Canada, where it was purchased by Charlotte, the grandmother of Julian.She owned it for 20 years, during which it would sustain damage due to Charlotte driving around Sunnyvale Trailer Park while intoxicated and crashing into things.After she died in 1996, she left it to Julian, who let Ricky use it during Christmas 1997.The front passenger door was ripped off on Christmas Eve,and after that Julian decided to paint it black, and left it sitting in his driveway for 4 years.After Julian and Ricky went to jail and were released in 2001, Ricky had no place to live, so Julian let him live in the car, and afterwards gifted it to him.Ricky eventually managed to get it running again, and for the next 16 years would continue to use it as his home and main mode of transport.Whenever it was used as a house, it would have all manner of items on it, and when Ricky needed to drive it, he would clear off everything using his "clearing stick".In the next 15 years it would incur even more heavy damage, somehow surviving against all odds.It finally bit the bullet in 2017, when the frame got rusted out so bad it couldn't be driven anymore.Ricky decided to convert it into the lower floor of his house, and it remained like that for another 2 years.

### Acquisition by Jack Guy

In 2019 Ricky demolished his house, and sent The Shitmobile to a local junkyard to be scrapped.Jack Guy happened to be visiting however, and saved it before it was crushed at the last moment.He purchased it and had it shipped back to Comod, where he replaced the rusted out frame for a new, reinforced one made out of Comodite.He then gave it to his friend Springtrap who was homeless and in need of a home.Springtrap would share it with Foxy for the next 30 years.After they finally got a house, they left it parked in front of their house, where it would be used by people who needed a car to use.It was used several times by Jack Guy, John Kilgore, Lloyd Garmadon, among many others.Starting in 2042, it was left to sit for 15 years, which caused some of the body panels and the floor to rust out entirely.The shitty black paint had also mostly worn off by then, revealing the original green paint once again.In 2057 Jack Guy decided to save it and replaced many of the body panels and reapplied the black paint.The engine and the fuel lines and brake lines had also finally given in, with the lines rotting out and the engine seizing.Jack had the engine scrapped and a new, more powerful engine installed.The car had been restored to working order by 2060, and so Jack, no longer needing it and not wanting to see the car deteriorate again, gifted it to John Kilgore.Kilgore took it with him to Los Santos when he went there in 2060, and used it as his daily driver for 4 years.

### Destruction, Rebuilding and subsequent usage

In 2064 while in Los Santos, The Shitmobile was blown up thanks to a car bomb planted by The Hilbillies.Kilgore had parked outside a gas station and went to take a piss in the trees, and the hillbillies took the opportunity and planted the bomb.Since they were retarded however, they accidentally rigged the bomb to explode before Kilgore got in, and as he was making his way back, the car exploded, and also caught on fire and burnt.The fire department arrived, but it was too late;the whole interior had been burnt out, and most of the panels had crumbled.The frame survived however, thanks to being made out of Comodite.Kilgore, saddened,had the remains of car taken to Fort Zancudo and placed near one of the hangars as a decoration.It stayed there for 5 years, until one day Kilgore decided to have it rebuilt entirely.He bought a 1978 Dodge Monaco and stripped it completely;he also stripped the Shitmobile of its remaining badly damaged panels, and then transplanted the Monaco's panels onto the Shitmobile's frame, effectively making it look like a Monaco.The only parts he reused were the hood and the trunk lid.He then salvaged an engine out of a 1970 Chevelle LS6, tuned it to develop more power,turbocharged it, and installed it into the Shitmobile, effectively making the Shitmobile a sleeper;it looked unnasumming and plain, but in reality it made over 750 horsepower.He also had Kevlar and Adamantium armor panels installed on it, making it able to withstand heavy arms fire and several explosions.Kilgore used the car for only 6 months before he left for Simp Land.He stored the car in his garage, and left it there until he returned briefly in 2087.He used it for a few months again, and left yet again, but this time he would never return due to his death in 2116.In 2110, Hermit Man broke into Kilgore's garage and stole the Shitmobile.He took it to Los Santos Customs and had it painted green just like it had been originally, had the windows tinted and then gave it the shitty black paint job again.He used the car as his personal car, using it for his illicit activities and for fucking around.The passenger door was ripped off yet again and the car was dented and beaten again thanks to his idiotic driving,but he decided not to repair it.In late 2115, while passing through Los Santos, Gwen Stacy and Miles Morales stole the car from Hermit Man after accidentally knocking him out at The Diamond Casino.They decided to keep the car for themselves, and currently use it as a mobile home as to not leave any tracks for Miguel O'Hara to find them.