Miss Green

Miss Green was one of the fallen sisters of the M&M Family. She was a scientist, musician, and farmer.

## Miss Green

### Relationships

Miss Red (sister)Miss Yellow (sister)

Miss Brown (sister)

Iro and Iris (daughter)

Bun Bun (Queer platonic partner)

Chovelina the She-Devil (sister-in-law)

Emoji de la Manzana (brother-in-law)

Fetus and Cletus (mother)

The Green Boonies (grandmother)

The Red Boonies (aunt)

The Yellow Boonies (aunt)

## Early Life to Adulthood

Miss Green grew up in Movie City, East Pixistan after her parents Iro and Iris willfully turned themselves in to Pixi's soldiers. She was always fascinated by boonies. Miss Green kept boonies in her backyard and wrote down her observations. She was able to teach them simple tricks like roll over, impersonate Mr. T, etc. Her close association with boonies enabled her to be able to speak with them fluently after a couple years.

In primary school (first to sixth grade), Miss Green excelled in the classroom. She was naturally inquisitive and always participated in discussions. On the playground, Miss Green pretended to play scientists with her friends. Miss Green and her friends would sneak out of school to a nearby boonie borgy pit, a safe place where boonies would have borgies. They took notes of what they saw and theorized why boonies had borgies. She and her friends even made a science project about it too (it was deemed inappropriate, so the project was disqualified). Miss Green then focused on boonie society instead, watching boonies interact with each other at Fame Beach.

In secondary school (seventh to ninth grade), Miss Green's interest in music grew. She loved listening to underground music (music hidden from Pixi Star) that talked about Anti-Pixism, boonie life, and other emotional themes. Miss Green joined an after school experimental music club where she learned to play several different instruments. Her curiosity on boonie bex returned as she entered puberty. By studying boonie borgies, Miss Green learned about how babies are made and how her body would change during puberty. Miss Green would use this information to teach her siblings when Iro and Iris were not around.

In tertiary school (tenth to twelfth grade), Miss Green honed in her focus on boonology. She was a part of the school's dance battle team called Flames of Pixi's Passion and won several national competitions. She volunteered at a boonie hospital, conducted experiments in the boonology club, worked as a teacher's assistant in science classes, and competed in science fairs. Her hard work led her to earning a full ride to Pixi State University (PSU) where she majored in boonology.

### The Erudancers

Being at PSU proved to be very stressful for Miss Green. She felt immense pressure to succeed as a daughter of immigrants. In order to relieve this stress, Miss Green tapped back into her artistic side. She discovered a club called the Erudancers and decided to join. The Erudancers used choreography and film to express themselves, mainly focusing on the trials of living in a regime and suffering in Pixi's draconian society. The group was composed of members Sharles, Emo Gurl, Stone, Fernando, and the troupe leader Bun Bun. Miss Green fell into platonic love with Bun Bun, much to the repulsion of Sharles and Fernando, seeing the relationship as inappropriate and unprofessional. Despite this, the queer platonic relationship between Miss Green and Bun Bun blossomed. The two went on several platonic dates together which inspired many of the Erudancers' art films, much to the resentment of Sharles and Fernando.

One day, the Erudancers engaged in an intra-troupe dance competition. The group voted that Miss Green had won, and as a prize Bun Bun presented to her a boonie. Miss Green fell in love, naming the boonie Fetus to represent how she wished she was pregnant with it. Bun Bun and Miss Green raised Fetus as their child, greatly upsetting Fernando. However after a raucous party, Fernando revealed that he was pregnant after having unprotected sex with multiple moviestars. Fernando has several family members in the medical field, so hiding the birth of his illegitimate child was nigh impossible. Thus, the rest of the Erudancers prepared their dance home for Fernando to give birth. To the dismay of Miss Green, Fernando immediately rejected his offspring because he had given birth to a dog. Stone and Sharles expressed disgust and confusion at Fernando's non-human baby and begged him to leave it at an orphanage. Miss Green adopted the dog, naming him Cletus to rhyme with Fetus, which caused several rifts to form in the dance troupe. Ultimately, the Erudancers dissolved. Fernando felt like Miss Green and Bun Bun were shaming him by taking in Cletus as their own. Sharles and Stone were both repulsed by Fernando's birth and Miss Green's adoption of Cletus. Emo Gurl remained neutral, but later became an aunty to Miss Green's and Bun Bun's joined family.

### *Green Gurlz*

In order to distract herself from the dissolution of the Erudancers, Miss Green turned to music. She formed a band with two other former citizens of DRC, Miss Teal and Miss Lime, naming their group Green Gurlz. Green Gurlz enjoyed long lasting success that extended past her undergraduate studies. The band's hit songs "Pixi Die Challenge" and "Blender Miss Pix Pix" achieved international success, and the group's album "Gangreen" was certified platinum. Miss Green used the revenue from the band to complete her PhD, perform post-doctoral research, and raise boonies on her boonie farm. One year, Green Gurlz went on a world tour to all places containing the word green in their name. In order to not stress out their children, Bun Bun and Miss Green brought Fetus and Cletus to the Pet Hotel. Then, Bun Bun and the Green Gurlz went on a world tour for two years.

Upon returning from their tour, Miss Green and Bun Bun picked up their children from the Pet Hotel. To Miss Green's horror, Fetus was bulging pregnant. Miss Green demanded to know who the father was but Fetus would not cooperate. Miss Green had to secretly collect Fetus's pee in order to run a DNA test. According to the data she found on the MSP Genome Library, Pixi Star had sired Fetus's fetuses. In fact, Pixi Star had sired several boonies as a result of having countless mistresses, spouses, etc. Fetus finally fessed up that it had gotten into a brief, yet intense, romantic relationship with Pixi Star. The relationship turned sour when Fetus found out about Pixi's past significant others, making it feel like it was not special to Pixi. Thus, Fetus was left alone with the fetuses in its womb. Pixi Star is a serial deadbeat dad; she has gotten away with not paying nearly billions of star coins worth of child support. At the hospital, Fetus was discovered to be pregnant with octuplets. After the boonies were born, Miss Green rallied and protested against Pixi Star in order to get her to pay child support for all the boonies she had sired. However, the protests resulted in Miss Green being jailed multiple times. The added stress of taking care of her boonie plus its eight grandboonies led to her retiring from Green Gurlz. Miss Teal and Miss Lime attempted to go solo, but neither of them achieved success.

### Bornography Era

After the Green Gurlz disbanded, money became hard to come by. Miss Green, Bun Bun, and Cletus all worked multiple jobs, they just barely covered their expenses to raise the now nine boonies that lived in their home. Miss Green, Bun Bun, and Fetus made the reluctant decision to enter the adult industry to pay the bills. Fetus and its octuplets became sex workers at BornHub, filming several amateur films in addition to running their personal BoonlyFans accounts. The boonies' born videos were not very successful. It was not until Miss Red suggested that they "try to do something no other adult performer has done before" was when they finally gained popularity. Miss Green and Bun Bun filmed and produced "2 Boonies 1 Cup", where Fetus and Yum Cook (the oldest octuplet) engaged in coprophagy. Another hit film was "Borgy with Big Chungus" where Bun Bun and Miss Red managed to get the formerly famous meme comedian Big Chungus to engage in an orgy with the nine boonies. The notoriety of the film was intensified by a fiasco involving Big Chungus and the boonies having their genitals all stuck together after filming. This event deeply traumatized the boonies, and they desperately fought to leave the born industry. However, their contract with BornHub required them to make one more film before they could leave.

On the set of their last born film, Fetus began rhythmically expelling flatulence. The octuplet grandboonies became entranced by the beat and began rapping to it as their boonie mama kept farting. Miss Green saw the potential in the boonies and encouraged them to start a rap group. The boonies agreed immediately and headed towards the studio to record tracks. They released their first album titled *Boonieland*, which made it up to number one on the billboard charts in several countries. Their background in the born industry garnered them enough attention to grow their career (although the boonies requested that all of their born videos be deleted, Pixi Star continued to circulate them on the internet). The critical acclaim of their album caught the attention of the K-pop group BTS. Fetus was a huge fan of BTS and even named its children after the members (except for Fetus 2). BTS invited the Green Boon Clan to South Korea to record a collaboration. The boonies were so star-struck that they didn't realize that they bought their tickets to the *wrong* Korea.

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a puppet state of Pixistan. After the Korean War, Pixi Star claimed the region of the Korean peninsula north of the 38th parallel to first grow an authoritarian regime to colonize other countries such as DRC. The boonies were arrested upon landing in North Korea for dubious charges of "possession and distribution of schedule one drugs". The boonies were forced into hard labor in North Korea and spent their time in re-education camps. In order to escape, the boonies lubed themselves up with their sweat and entered the anuses of their guards. The boonies then controlled the bodies of the guards from within their anuses to escape North Korea, forcing them to march north into China. The boonies were safely returned to Pixistan, but they were deeply traumatized. Green Boon Clan announced an indefinite hiatus to seek therapy and recover from their experiences.

### Imprisonment

After discovering that her boonies were bexoally assaulted by Pixi Star while in the MSP Forest, Miss Green went on to rally for Pixi Star's arrest. She made several art books and forum posts explaining how Pixi Star is a deadbeat dad, a dictator, and a bexoal predator. Unfortunately, these posts caused Miss Green to be thrown into MSP Prison to be re-educated.

Like all other prisoners, Miss Green occupied a single person cell and spent her days studying for her Pixi Star Re-Education Class, perform menial labor jobs, and endure traumatic experiences. Miss Green was forced to witness the monstrous prison guards, known as Pixi Boonies, brutalize and sometimes devour uncooperative prisoners. She also met some of Pixi's other failed vessels, such as Ixipia. Ixipia was a failed version of Pixi Star that was non-speaking and had various mobility and motor disabilities. Miss Green befriended her and the two helped each other get through their imprisonment. Ixipia was able to communicate through Moviestar Morse Code, and she taught Miss Green several things about Pixi Star:

1. Pixi Star was born from the Big Bang over 13 billion years ago. Due to the fact that she expanded at a much faster rate than the universe, Pixi Star needed to package her existence to multiple vessels or else she would collapse under her own weight. Pixi Star managed to achieve this with the help of a universal being known as Vortexia Malice.
	1. Vortexia Malice was not perfect at creating vessels, so some of them ended up being imprisoned in order to shield them from the public (such as Ixipia)
	2. Some examples of her viable, functioning vessels include Nova Star, Starla Sky, Becca Beats, and Coco.
2. One of Pixi Star's vessels, known as Amina, tried to break free from Pixi Star's control by running away. Amina tried to hide on the planet that would later be known as Earth, but she ended up dissolving up reaching the surface. She dissolved into a variety of organic compounds that would form the primordial soup that served as the precursor to life.
3. Ever since life developed on Earth, Pixi Star has tried several times to rid the planet of organisms in fear that they would one day overpower her. None of her methods worked. She then decided to delve into a new plan where she would overthrow Earth by working from the inside; Pixi Star had Vortexia Malice create several anthropomorphic vessels in order to commit acts of terrorism. Examples include...
	1. Attempting to homogenize and dominate the planet by manifesting white supremacist colonists
	2. Establishing puppet states (example the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea, Turkmenistan, Brazil, etc.)
	3. Founding an empire of distinct, humanoid beings (MovieStarPlanet, which is actually a dwarf planet that orbits Earth)

Miss Green asked Ixipia how she was able to know all of this information. Ixipia explained that she was one of the first vessels to be created. Not knowing the circumstances of her existence, she eavesdropped on a conversation between Vortexia and Pixi and had an identity crisis. Pixi found out about this and brutalized her, causing significant neurological damage that robbed her of the ability to speak and move properly. However, Ixipia was still able to read, write, and understand what was happening around her. She journaled the history of what she had experienced before she was imprisoned for conspiracy.

One night, prison guards (the Pixi Spiders) caught Ixipia attempting to communicate with Miss Green and Ixipia was eaten alive. Although Miss Green was greatly traumatized by this tragedy, witnessing Ixipia's death served as the catalyst to Miss Green developing the Green Plan.

Miss Green was eventually released after pretending to be brainwashed into being a Pixi lover. When she returned to her family, she detailed them the steps of the Green Plan.

1. Destroy Vortexia Malice. Vortexia must be destroyed first otherwise Pixi will continue to inhabit multiple vessels.
2. Destroy Pixi Star. Without Vortexia, Pixi's vessels can be destroyed and Pixi will perish by collapsing in on herself (she expands at the same rate as the universe).
3. Establish Anarcho-Communism. Miss Green came up with a form of society that aligns with anarcho-communism while in prison. She developed this idea by reflecting on her life, listening to the stories of the other prisoners, and learning from Ixipia.

### Death

Miss Green became a lot more aggressive at rebelling against Pixi Star. She made several forum posts and artbooks advocating Pixi's overthrow. But her ardent passion for revolution clouded her judgment. Since she had previously been imprisoned, Miss Green was under heavy surveillance. It didn't take long for Pixi Star to notice what Miss Green was up to, and Miss Green was capture and executed by firing squad. Those executed by Pixi Star have their bodies cremated and dumped into the ocean.

Miss Yellow adopted the Green boonies, whom she raised along with her boyfriend (Emoji de la Manzana), Bun Bun, and Chovelina the She-Devil.