Meeting Lord Cutler Beckett/The Key

Here's how **Meeting Lord Cutler Beckett and The Key** goes in Hiccup & Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Starlight: Will, why is this happening?

Will: I don't know. (to Elizabeth Swann) You look beautiful.

Elizabeth: I think it's bad luck for the bride to see the groom before the wedding.

Eames: Thank goodness you're here, Starlight.

Starlight: Eames, what's going on?

Eames: I think we have a problem.

Twilight: Excuse me, sir.

Lord Cutler Beckett: [removes his cloak] Starlight Glimmer and Twilight Sparkle, it's been too long.

Starlight: (gasps) Commodore Beckett?

Lord Cutler Beckett: It's Lord now, actually.

Starlight: It is?

Twilight: Lord or not, former commodore, I'm not sure you have any authority or any reason to arrest this man!

Lord Cutler Beckett: In fact, I do. But first, I want you to meet some friends of mine. Mr. Mercer.

[Ian Mercer snaps his fingers, Starscream and Drago Bludvist arrive]

Twilight: (gasps) What are you 2 doing here?

Starscream: Lord Beckett sent for us.

Starlight: And uh...

Lord Cutler Beckett: Of course, my dear. Mr. Bludvist.

Drago: The warrant is for the arrest of 1 William Turner.

Twilight Velvet: Isn't this warrant for Elizabeth Swann?

Starlight: What?!

Lord Cutler Beckett: Oh, is it? That's annoying. Our mistake.

Drago: Arrest her!

Elizabeth: On what charges?

Will: No!

Starscream: Here is the one for William Turner. And Lord Beckett has another one for a Mr. James Norrington, Is he present?

Elizabeth: Where are the charges?

Starlight: He resigned his commission 10 months ago.

Lord Cutler Beckett: I don't believe that was the answer to the question one of my colleagues asked.

Starscream: He is correct.

Will: Commander Starscream, Lord Beckett, and Captain Bludvist, in the category of questions not answers...

Twilight: Tell us what they're charged with.

Drago: My thoughts exactly. The charge is "conspiring to set free a man convicted of crimes against the Crown and Empire, and condemned to death."

Starscream: For which the punishment, regrettably...

Starscream, Drago, and Lord Cutler Beckett: [together] Is also death.

Drago: Do you remember a certain pirate named Mac Grimborn?

Starlight: Captain Mac Grimborn.

Lord Cutler Beckett: Captain Mac Grimborn. Yes, I thought you might.

Snotlout: That's why he's out there sinking your ships.

Drago: Clever boy.

[At the *Black Pearl*]

Starlight: Jack! Ugh, not quite according to plan.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, issued, were overcome.

Trixie: Did you get what you went in for?

Mr. Gibbs: Cap'n, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something more....

Mac Grimborn: Shiny?

Mr. Gibbs: Aye, shiny, with the Isla de Murta going all per-shaped, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it.

Rainbow: Not to mention the Royal Navy chasing us all around the Atlantic.

Marty: And the hurricane.

Pirates: Aye.

Rarity: Well, we did do a speck of honest pirating.

Gamora: Shiny?

Kraglin: Aye, shiny.

Thorax: 'Cause Ocellus and Discord were there and they helped lift the curse for all eternity.

Cotton's Parrot: (squawks) Go, Discord.

Uglyghost: Go, Ocellus! Yahoo!

Trixie: So, what's under that piece of cloth there?

Starlight: Allow me. It's a drawling. Of a key?

[Everyone looks at the drawing of the key]

Ocellus: I've never seen a drawing of a key before.

Smolder: Uh, what do keys do, exactly?

Headbanded Pirate: Keys...unlock things?

Silverstream: (gasps) And whatever this key unlocks inside, there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find out to find whatever this key unlocks!

Stygian: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks.

Fizzlepop: Stygian's right. So what reason do we have to find that needs to unlock, which we don't have, reassuring that they key unlocks?

Sandbar: So, we go after this key?

Wonk: You're not making any sense at all.

Star Swirl: Any more questions?

Yona: Um, we have heading?

Mac Grimborn: Ah, a heading. [gives his compass to Ocellus]

Ocellus: Let's sail in...a general....That way direction. [gives Mac back his compass]

Ember: Wow. Ocellus has been acting odder than usual.

Thorax: Well, something's got Ocellus vexed.

Pharynx: And what bodes ill for Ocellus bodes ill for us all.