Meemaw

### Biography

Meemaw is a longtime worker at Glugga's Bar & Grill. She has worked at the establishment since 1969 after The Monkees released "Ladies' Aid Society" which she interpreted as a calling for her to work at Glugga's Bar & Grill in New Jersey. Since then she has worked at the front desk and occasionally in the kitchen (Only on Saturdays). Meemaw gets along with her co-workers well, even in violent altercations involving loaded weapons. Due to her 2,473 years of chronic cigar smoking, Meemaw's thick raspy voice means that many of the customers at Glugga's won't understand what she is saying when she calls for them to be fed toe meat against their will. She often chooses not to act against the despicable actions of Big Glugga as he is her best friend and she is too tired to worry about criminalizing him. She has an unhealthy obsession with 80s music and rehabilitation services have not helped at all. Despite liking 80s music, she seems to be good at heart.

### Role in Glugga's

Meemaw plays a major role in GLUGGA’S KIDS SHOW PROPOSED PILOT EPISODE, where she is working at the front counter as a cloaked figure enters. The cloaked figure goes into grotesque details as to how El Guga's corpse was found in Bumba's office, proceeding to show Meemaw the audio tape that was located at the crime scene. This shocks Meemaw as she used to go to middle school with El Guga before she got expelled for scraping poop off the bathroom walls with her fingernails. The hooded figure reveals himself to be Bumba and Bumba attempts to murder Meemaw. Unfortunately this attempt was futile. She appears in GLUGGA'S EMPLOYEE TRAINING TAPE when her jam-out session is interrupted by Big Glugga for the umpteenth time. Seeds of hatred have been planted in this old lady and they are waiting to erupt.

Meemaw does make an appearance in THE NIGHT SHIFT AT GLUGGA'S WITH GOOBLETS, watching helplessly as Big Glugga paints the walls green with Gooblets's blood. She would later lick it off the wall. In THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WALLS AT GLUGGA'S, Meemaw is shown working the front counter, serving a man ice cream before the Mouseton family visits the restaurant and wrecks the dining area. Meemaw has a hankerin' that Big Glugga sealed them away in the walls but she can't hear their panicked squeaks because she is partially deaf. Meemaw is the one to coerce Big Glugga into bringing everybody to Fumbleglump Forest in MITCH & THE SOPPING WET SLIDER SAMMIES. She knows that she will probably die but she is okay with that because her family abandoned her in a 7/11 in 1963 and she has nothing left to live for besides Tickle Time With Chomik. During the picnic at Fumbleglump Forest she attempts to play Pool It 1987 The Monkees but she gets shot to death by Big Glugga as retribution. She later appears unharmed in the campfire scene listening to Big Glugga's story. Meemaw sings happy birthday to Mitch at his birthday party and is promptly swallowed whole by Gubba. She is later pooped out by the hound.

### Quotes

* "Oh, HELL no!"
* "Funky music! Sho 'nuff!"
* "Get your filthy rump out of here before I stick it in the deep fryer!"
* "Guh... uh, pardon? (Coughs really loud) Sorry, Bumba isn't here to deal with defamation."
* "Spill the beans!"
* [After hearing El Guga's final moments] "Jesus Christ."
* "Buh-Buh-Bumba!? YOU KILLED EL GUGA, OUR MASCOT! WHO IS GOING TO BE HERE TO PROMOTE THE DELIGHTFULLY SCRUMPTIOUS AND FLAVORFUL SNAKEFINGER SUNDAES AND DONKEY NUGGETS NOW? WHO WILL RESCUE THE CHILDREN FROM THE ENDLESS BALL PIT NOW? WHO IS GOING TO TAKE LARGE CHOMPS OUT OF THE DINING TABLES IN ORDER TO FRIGHTEN MISBEHAVING CHILDREN NOW? BUMBA, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL OUR BUSINESS! YOU'VE GONE NUTS!"
* "SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH BUMBA!" **[STOLEN FROM EL GUGA!!]**
* "Oh, Big Glugga, you’re overreacting! This album’s a jam!"
* "GAH! Let me pop on some tunes for you to jiggle your booties to!"
* "Don’t get your tonsils in a twist! This’ll knock the socks off of those old, stinky mice!"
* "Oh, Big Glugga, be a pal! Aren’t you sick of forcing Mole Balls down the throats of hungry freeloaders?"
* "This doesn’t phase me like it should. I want to be dead."
* "Let’s play some funky tunes!"
* ***[GETS SHOT TO DEATH]***
* ***[STRAINED GAGGING AS SHE SINGS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"]***

### Trivia

* She is immortal, as proven in MITCH & THE SOPPING WET SLIDER SAMMIES!!
* Her favorite Paul McCartney album is Press To Play. According to her it's better than every Beatles album.
* In the 80s she had a part time job as a DJ at a certain Applebees restaurant in Wisconsin.
* She might be related to Big Glugga but I haven't settled the implications of that yet.
* Her favorite Monkees album is Pool It! but you already knew that.