Snoopy vs Garfield

Snoopy is a beagle that live with his friends.His friends are Pig-pen,Charlie Brown,Peppermint Patty,Patty,Linus,Lucy,Marcie,and way more! and Garfield is a cat who live with his owner Jon.Garfield friends are Jon,Odie,Liz,Prince,Nermal,and more.But what if Snoopy and Garfield got into a Random Rap Battle? Who do think will win? Then lets see!

## Snoopy

Hey,Peanuts fans!Here's Snoopy kicking at Garfield comics!

Alright,Garfield!I'm tired of your stupid,very-very-very NOT GOOD COMICS!!!

I have fought the Red Baron and you just sleeping and eating all day!

You are more annoying than than my Beagle Scout Woodstock!And that proves it!Peanuts will always be better than Garfield!

You think you're the King?That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.You are a cat and cats are not Kings!!!

The Peanuts comics are the best comic strip! But Garfield comics are the worst!

I'm a hero because I defeated the Red Baron.You have not defeated any enemies but I did!

And Im the first beagle on the moon and mars! and you looks like that Cat that lives next door!

## Garfield

Oh yeah? you also eat all day and sleeping but I can shoot laser but you can't not!

Plus,you're owner Charlie Brown only gets rocks for Halloween!Ha ha ha!

And you're not the King either!Garfield is the 2nd best comic strip and Peanuts is just the 3rd!Ha ha ha!

You dogs are so messy.Dogs smell like a giant stinky poop!How disgusting!

Everyone likes cats but nobody likes beagles!Charlie Brown,what a wimp!Woodstock is just a bird!You're friends are dumb!

My friends are great and will always be better than your friends!Your breath is worst than The Peanuts Movie!

A lot of Peanuts movies have the word Charlie Brown in it and that's dumb!

Peanuts is so bad,I'd rather read Dairy of a Wimpy Kid!

## Snoopy

I could shoot a way more powerful laser than your super weak laser!

You think my friends are dumb?Well...have you seen your friend Odie?

I can fly like a bird!You cannot fly!You are just a normal cat and you're so fat you look like Snorlax!Haw Haw!

My lasers are awesome!Yours are weak!I have more energy than you.I am also faster,more durable and has way more fighting exprience so I will always beat you in a fight,Fatty Pants!

There is only one Garfield movie but there are many Peanuts movies like The Peanuts Movie,Race For Your Life,Charlie Brown,A Boy Named Charlie Brown and more!!!

I am the most poplular cartoon dog!Dogs are always stronger than cats!I eat cats!Tonight you will be dinner!!!

My lasers can kill you with one hit!You sleep TOO MUCH!Plus,in every Snoopy vs Garfield Youtube video,I always win!!!

That proves I'm the winner of this Random Rap Battle!

## Garfield

Yeah but I have a way better life than your BLA BLA BLA life!

If all the video on youtube I always lose then Im gonna delete It!

Cats are way faster than dogs but dogs are the same fast as a...TURTLE!!! WA HA HA HA!!!

I am more orange than you!You are white and ORANGE ALWAYS BEATS WHITE!!!

This Is almost over! so I,ll get the chance to say the last word! my owner Jon married Liz but your owner Charlie Brown didn't marry that little red haired girl! What a wimp!

Your owner Is Just a kid but mine Is a grown up! and grown ups are way stronger than kids!

And Im going to this last word! And It was...

Forget 'Dogs chase Cats',as of now....CATS CHASE DOGS!

## Triva

.Post comments below about who you think will win?Whoever gets the most votes will win!

Winner:???

And whoever first got 15 votes will win.

Snoopy:2

Garfield:0