Snowdrift Slide!/Transcript

Garc: Yeah well, anyways, I have better things to do, like bingewatch Youtube-

* slips on a puddle\*

Garc: SH-

* shatters\*

Phoenix: That was idiotic- give me a sec…

* J king and Noname arguing which is the better console\*

Bunnie: Stop arguing!

J king: And why should we?

Noname: Yeah!

Bunnie: Let's play a real game!

J king: What? Splatoon?

Noname: Nah She's talking about super mario odyssey-

Bunnie: SURVIVE THE KILLER!

* both of them scream\*

Phoenix: Woah! Boss! Long time no see

Space (D: Boss): What- I mean yeah yeah! Long time no s-

Boss: Excuse me.

Space \*transforms back\*: CRAP! \*runs away\*

SCI: So yeah, Burger Brawl is better than Supernova Specialization.

Jacobb: That's an ok opinion- but I BEG TO DIFFER-

* SCI and Jacobb start arguing\*

* Space bumps into jacobb\*

Space: Ow.

RJ: Hey guys look! A Coke! I’m gonna drink it!

Garc: WAIT I LOVE COKE DIBS ON THE COKE

Meme: But I want the coke-

Alis: NO IM GETTING THAT COKE-

RJ: TOO LATE! \*RJ picks up the coke but it shoots a beam of light upwards\* - scene 5

Stretch: MY EYES! AAAHH!!

Simplistic: Uh...

#### Polar bear exists now

[Polar Bear appears]

Shifty: What is that thing-

P king: I have NO idea but is anyone gonna check out what it is?

[everyone pushes P king to the spotlight]

P king: Uh… Ya want some penguin memes?

[everyone is quiet]

PB: IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY!

P king: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION POLAR SQUARE!

PB: I’m a frickin POLAR BEAR!!! [Smacks P king to mars]

PB: Is it YOUR birthday?

Rail: No…

PB: IS IT NOBODY’S BIRTHDAY

Phoenix: IT'S NOBODY’S BIRTHDAY!

PB: Fine. I’ll keep this for myself then. \*He pulls out a giant bottle of coke\* - scene 10

#### The time when everyone want da coke

Garc: Actually it’s my birthday! Give me that sh-

PB: Stop trying, I know it's not your birthday!

Meme: I want it!

PB: No!

RJ: Nah, I want it!

PB: IT'S NOT YA BIRTHD-

Jacobb: Well, I want it.

<burger brawl reference here lol>

PB: Fine. Fine. If all 15 of you want to battle for this Coke-

Space: But there are 18 of us.

PB: But I only count 15

P king: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

PB: But I only count 16

Boss: Yeah- where's Mr. Wii U and Nintendo-Fail?

Stretch: Dead…

PB: Yeah Ok fine I can revive them

* PB brings a bottle of sprite and places it\*

* noname and J king fling out of it\*

J king: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

PB: Well, this settles it! 18 PEOPLE! 1 GIANT COKE! GET YOUR COKE BECAUSE THIS IS COKE CLASH!

[intro plays]

### Challenge time

Alis: Ok… So… What’s the first challenge?

PB: Get on the train people!

* 1 ride later\* - scene 15

P king: OK… So… it's snowing?

PB: Yep! You are going to have a snowball fight! There will be 6 rounds, the first person on EACH round to get hit by the snowball first will be UFE!

Meme: Bruh, I kinda wanted something harder..

Phoenix: bro you can’t even throw a ball

Meme: STOO-OP!!

* PB readies all the snowballs\*

PB: Alright folks! Get ready!

* Everyone gets comfy and moves to whatever spot they want to be in\*

PB: First round everyone! Here we go!

* Garc tries to throw a snowball at Phoenix and Space, but fails miserably.\*

Garc: Crap.

#### 1st out

* P King throws a snowball at Memefolder while he was preparing his own snowball and P King is behind him\*

Memefolder: Nope

* pulls out a shield\*

Memefolder: YOU PIECE OF-

* throws shield at p king\*

P king: PENGUIN MEMES ACTIVATE!

Memefolder: NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

* gets hit by snowball\*

* elimination screen shows Memefolder UFE\* - scene 16

Bunnie: Why can’t we just have a killing competition!

Space: I have my next target (points at Ryona)

Garc: Space?

Space: AH! (yeets snowball)

Garc pauses time: As you can see I am 0.0002 seconds away from being hit with a snowball. I will probably die. This is it. This is my time.

* gets hit by the snowball and shatters\*

P king: Woah! Looks like that was… Shattering! HA! Get- get it? Was that to… LIGHT? HAHA GET IT CUZ-

* boss slaps p king\*

* ufe ryona\* - scene 17

Phoenix: Oh so that's how it's going to be?

Space: Very.

Phoenix: Well take a piece of my mind!

* phoenix picks up a snowball ands yeets it at space\*

* space catches it\*

Space: I cannot fathom how idiotic you are.

#### 3rd out

SCI: LIKE YOUR MOM! HAHAHA-

* Space hits SCI with his snowball\*

SCI: NOOO!!!! I GOT KILLED BY THE WITHER!!!

* gets UFE\* - scene 18

PB: 3 more spots remain! Who will win? Who will lose?

Bunnie: Like… BRO a murdering challenge!

Stretch: I’ve seen better

* rail picks up Stretch and uses him to make a snowball\*

Bunnie: Hey! Leave your hands off of MY friend!

Rail: Or what bunster? \*holds the snowball directly above Stretch’s head\*

Bunnie: Don’t call me that.

Rail: Woops. \*drops the snowball onto Stretch\*

Stretch: Damn that’s cold

PB: Hate to break it to you you couple but STRETCH IS GOING TO BE UFE!

Bunnie: OH YOU’RE GOING TO PAY

Rail: Try me. \*pulls out microphone\*

* stretch ufe\* - scene 19

Boss: Ok… I’m gonna go get some chips. Bye.

* Zach pops up behind a bush\*

Zach: Dormetos chips?

Boss: Uh no. Lays.

Zach: Who eats lays?

* Sinks into the bush\*

#### Shifty Dies

Mystic: Tag me along. I want to play Sonic Adventures and fall guys on my PC!

Shifty: Oh no you don’t! \*shifty aims at Mystic but fails miserably\*

Mystic: Excuse me?

Shifty: UHHHHH

Mystic: You will pay

* mystic picks up and yeets shifty\*

Shifty: NO WAIT PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Mystic: Now I can enjoy my Sonic Adventures!

### Final

Simplistic: It- it’s so c-cold…  -

Jacobb: Let me end your misery..

* Jacobb yeets a snowball at him\*

PB: WHAATTTT THAT MEANS SIMPLISTIC IS THE SECOND TO LAST UFE HOLY MOLY MACARONI!

* simp ufe\* - scene 20

RJ: You know what. Space you wanna team up?

Space: No. \*yeets snowball at rj\*

RJ: I thought we were friends :(

* RJ UFE\*

### UFE

PB: That means these six will be UFE!

Stretch: What?

PB: You heard me, viewers! Vote in the description with the form on who you think deserves the death penalty! Voting ends in 72 hours! See you in Coke Clash 2!

* cool creditations roll\*

### Post credits

Shifty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oof!

* She looks around this sorta weird thing idk\*

Shifty: The hell? Welp. Sleep time. - scene 24