Cerbie Road

Cerbie Road is the seventh episode of Cerbie's Ashes. It is the first episode to have Carbon, though in this appearance she is unnamed and not a maine character of the episode. In fact, Saineek is regarded by some as having a more important role in the episode.

## Plot

In the this episode, Cerbie, in a Hutt-like form, is seen sitting on her bed eating whale cheetos, while Steven is playing Diskus Mann II in his top secret lair area of the Century Eagle in his over-pants, while Big Elmo was beating up Carl Twine for his lunch money, which wasn't to his liking. Then, Susie Amine walked into Cerbie's room, and was grossed out Cerbie's Flab, so she ran to Bathroom Land to calm down. There, however, she fell in a toilet and came face-to-face with Saineek himself, and his toilet groupies, which are all just recoloured Carbons. Saineek told Susie that he was filthy rich because of the very bad music that he sold. The bruised Twine then fell into the sewer, right before his severed arm. Susie and Carl were found by Bosko, who was looking for rare German sausages in the sewers. After getting all of the gross sewage off of her body using the showernator-5,000,000,000, Susie got the idea to make a new music album like Saineek, but instead of using bad music, they would try to make good music so they can be even more rich than Saineek. Susie, Cerbie and Robby then formed a band called the Fourteenth Umlaut, which made a new album called Purple Skim Sawcks. Bob appeared in one of the songs, called "Blob", though the song has an abrupt ending due to his chum, Sinnup coming in and taking him to buy some tacos. Once finished, this new album was played for Carl, his arm, Gorf, and Steven. During the playing of the first song, the Cerbie's Ashes theme song, Bosko appeared in the background and briefly Samdebed before leaving. None of them liked any of the songs, and gorf attempted to destory the album with his eye-laser. After this, they convinced Carl Twine to sell their product with free over pants. First Bosko bought it, who especially enjoyed the song "Feast", whose lyrics were essentially the word "feast" repeated. Purple Skim Sawcks quickly became a hit and the song "Nose Bleeder" was even played in Dippier Square. The band even got a Golden Tarkus award, which Cerbie ate (along with all the food being served and several rats). Enraged, Saineek flew over in his flying Mercedes-Benz and shot his snot lasers at the group, but Cerbie saved the day by sucking up the beams and firing them Saineek's flying Mercedes-Benz, causing it to crash onto the traitorous toilet groupies, who had betrayed Saineek for Fourteenth Umlaut. Saineek then tried to snuff out the toilet groupies, but was stopped when his guts were blown out by Samantha, whose owner, Bosko, had just arrived after running a little late to the award ceremony after learning some new crumps (namely the Dorfol and the Stoogular). Saineek then said that he would be back, right before self-destructing.

## End Credits Dance

This episode is known to have a unique end credits dance, which has Bosko doing the three crumps known to him, then everybody else who appeared in the episode comes and joins him in the final Samdeb (except Porky, who did the Dorfol instead, as he lacks a body beneath his neck). The music used is the full version of Thorny, isn't it?, a clip of which was used earlier in the episode when Robby was playing the different songs from the album.