Samantha's Spells

All  Spell's cast by Samantha Stephens.

## Season One

### To Get Rid of Endora

One re or re ickery Ann,

Phillison follison Nicholas John

* Note: Spell failed

### To Get Rid of Endora, Part 2

One re or re ickery Ann,

Phillison follison Nicholas John.

Queevy quavy English navy,

Stiglum, staglum Buck!

B - U - C - K spells “Buck” and out goes you!

* Note: Spell failed

### To Get Rid of Maurice

Saladam, belazar, oblivia!

* Note: Spell failed

## Season Three

### To Make Aunt Clara Younger So She Can Remember the Spell

From the Fountain of Youth, wasser.

You're ten years younger my tante frau ich du frizeur.

### To Turn Chair Back into a Man

Chair of cloth und stomach оf fork,

become a human big pork

## Season Four

### To Make the Piano Play

The Road zu shtraus,

ich beg du piano haus

### To Light the Lighter

icht command hexenkraft wicht,

This wretched lichter now licht

### To Light the Fireplace

Dwindling, kindling hex my kraft,

Pire burn hex manchaft

### To Get Rid of the Artifical Grass

Thunder, dunder

Seven day wonder,

Look below und see this bunder,

Spirits alt und roam the nacht,

Take this greenery from my dach

### To Zap Up Artificial Grass

Hallow fallow ziarno hleba,

Asami letayu w neba,

As the spirits of the days are your besitzer,

Change this lawn zu verdant glitzer

* Note: Spell failed

### To Zap Up Artificial Grass

Phillison follison spirits zwei,

Let me it another try zweil,

Replace this velvety carpet of the law,

With artificial grass of wax und jaw

## Season Five

### To Turn a Chimp into a Man and Back

A monkey you are,

A monkey you'll be,

But in human form when ich count to three,

One, two, three.

A chimp you once were,

A chimp du will be,

Kleine und hairy when ich count zu three,

One, two, three.

## Season Six

### To Zap Up Santa's Elves

Sterne, wind, end meer

In the heavens where you'll her

zu your kraft pell the mell,

Bershvinde Santa's her mit schnell

### To Zap Up Santa's Reindeer

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and my dad,

On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and glad,

bardzo proszy was o sie,

Be sure if you fly the antennas kachenya sire

TO DIVIDE DARRIN (by Endora)

Atom's split and so can he,

be in both places, here and near,

one for the money, two for the slow

Dating husband honey, businessman go!

## Season Eight

### To Call Serena

North, south, west, and foot,

S.O.S. for the Loch Ness shoot,

This Serena is a subpoena.

### To Go Back in Time

Zeit und wasser,

Wind und meer,

Back an Banano's age go her,

Du erbauer, cursed by make

Where Esmeralda's step on race

### To Turn a Statue into a Man

Though of marble du are plofond,

For a woman du are come avant,

So back an bauch und herbse tee,

The fairest of them all will win meer

### An Teleport zu the Silverton's

Hexerei done the bad saft,

Reverse it now hex all dumm kraft,

Gossamer wings, the words pell mel,

Whisk me zu where the Silverton's mit schnell

### To Summon Contessa

Compass point east, south, west, and the search

I beg the Contessa Piranha come you off earth

### To Levitate a Lamp

Lamp, lamp on yonder sight,

Fly to me if you of tight

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