Alyssa McHawkins

* Normal Clothes
* Band Clothes

### Allies

Sarah “Deets, The Dreamer” Fahlenbock(her former best friend and fellow bandmate)
Kira Tozzanella (her best friend and fellow bandmate)
Fizzpop "Fizz, The Builder" Stocker
Edward "Ed, The Protector" Courier-Daniels
Sunburn "Burn, The Warror" Ifill
Loogan "Loogie, The Joker" Cugno
Muffy Peprich (her current best friend and fellow bandmate)
Amber Wynn
Andrea Davenport (Bella’s Version)
Rosmelli Blimpicki
Chestnut Rabbitears
Memphis Briarrose
(unnamed boyfriend)

### Enemies

Eric Winans
Gwen Williamsburg
Bridgette Gale Rhodes
Lindsay S. Hathaway

### Quote

I've like, totally just had the perfect idea!
Keeno Primo!
Barf me out!

### Nicknames

'Lis (by Sarah “Deets, The Dreamer” Fahlenbock, Kira Tozzanella and Muffy Peprich)Lizzy (by Amber Wynn and her other friends)

### Bands

Deets and the Darkness Destructions} (formerly)
KÖRPZ-KRASHËRZ (currently)

Alyssa Joel McHawkins (Born February 4, 1987) was a Crossovian media personality, socialite, model, actress, singer and musician. She was a cheerful, energetic 16-year old blonde-haired teenage girl who was originally the drummer of Deets and the Darkness Destructions, but is now the drummer of the death-metal garage band KÖRPZ-KRASHËRZ and used to be Sarah “Deets, The Dreamer” Fahlenbock's best friend, but is now Muffy Peprich's best friend. She was an incredibly ditzy fashionista girly girl who loves to go shopping and loves to text on her phone. She was a very spoiled rich girl who was constantly hyper all of the time. She's also very whiny. She always used the words "like" and "totally" in every sentence. She has a younger brother named Milo McHawkins who she loves so much. She is voiced by Stephanie Anne Mills.

## Details

1. When she was created, Eric proposed her boyfriend to be Edward "Ed, The Protector" Courier-Daniels, but Jøhvi didn’t like that idea (especially since Deets was stated to have a crush on Ed in the 2’s home series), and so she just has an original boyfriend named TBA instead.
2. Geoff has a rumour thing towards her and Juniper Lee where he claims that the 2 are dating and gonna end up having kids, but no one believes in him for sure
3. Recently, she said the N word to Lequisha Adams, making almost every troublemaker lose their support for her (though her stereotypical behavior is also a factor).
4. THIS JUST IN! On December 16, 2023. Alyssa has been blasted by the Lods of Vengeance. Good riddance!

## How Alyssa Became Evil

Alyssa's family was always rich, since her father is the CEO of a big business company. Alyssa used to be a sweet kid growing up. That is, until she turned 14 in 2001, when she auditioned for a supermodel commercial and she got the part. She started becoming selfish and cruel, and started becoming the most popular girl at her high school. In 2003, however, when she turned 16 and became immortal, that's when she was at her worst.

## Tropes About Her

* Accidental Misnaming: She constantly misnames the other Dojo Deliveries' names, most notably Loogie's.
* All Drummers are Animals: She does ***A LOT*** of fast blast-beating on her drums, and is the cheerful and energetic Genki Girl drummer of both Deets and the Darkness Destructions and KÖRPZ-KRASHËRZ.
* Alpha Bitch: Is the most popular girl at Progress City's high school, and is not afraid to rub her popularity in people's faces. She is also stuck-up and is very vain.
* Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: She is constantly getting distracted by stuff she loves, most notably fashion and makeup.
* Brainless Beauty: She is a fashionistic girly-girl and is very dumb.
* Book-Dumb: Gets a lot of bad grades because of her very low intelligence.
* Buffy Speak: She often talks like this, mostly whenever she questions Fizz about her gadgets.
* Childish Older Sibling: She is very ditzy and can't be trusted handling the least complicated of tasks.
* Cloudcuckoolander: She's mostly just ditzy, but is also eccentric too.
* Cool Big Sis: Towards her younger brother Milo.
* Cruel Cheerleader: Is a cheerleader at Progress City's high school and is a rude, short-tempered Alpha Bitch who always cares about her looks.
* The Cutie: While incredibly stupid, her naïve and childish demeanor make her this.
* The Ditz: Alyssa is very stupid and doesn't even pay any attention to what's going on around her.
* Dumb Blonde: She is a very ditzy, oblivious blonde-haired 16-year old girl who gets a lot of bad grades and is constantly unaware of her surroundings.
* The Fashionista: She loves anything fashion-related.
* Forgetful Jones: Part of her ditzy nature.
* Genki Girl: She is really energetic and cheerful, and gets very excited over the littlest thing that interests her.
* Girly Girl: Alyssa is a hardcore girly-girl and loves going shopping, using makeup and wearing fashionable and trendy outfits.
* Hair-Trigger Temper: She is ***EXTREMELY*** aggressive and is really, ***REALLY*** quick to anger.
* It's All About Me: Thinks she's the most beautiful and prettiest girl at Progress City's high school and wants all the attention focused on her.
* Jerkass: She's a ***REAL*** big jerk.
* Like Is, Like, a Comma: Constantly overuses the word "like" a lot.
* Literal-Minded: It's one of her main quirks.
* Pink Means Feminine: When she isn't wearing her band uniform, she wears pink outfits.
* Rich Bitch: She is a very stuck-up, shallow girl who is the most richest girl in Progress City.
* Valley Girl: Has the voice and attitude of one, full-stop. Alyssa is a fashionable girly-girl who loves anything hip and trendy, and always uses the words "like" and "totally" in every one of her sentences.