2013 Motor City 500 (2013 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON SERIES)

The 2013 Motor City 500 is the race 17 of 37 from the 2013 Fake Piston Cup Season.

## Transcript

### BJD2007's death

Darrell: WHOA! BIG TROUBLE IN TURN 4!

Bob: Darrell, I see that Kim Possible, Michael Dogtrip and BJD2007 collided them into Phineas and Ferb and Dusty Crophopper.

Darrell: Yeah? I know that right, Bob! You see that Doki Earnhardt, Jr. get into BJD2007!

Bob: Whoa, BJD2007 had a fatal death. Kim Possible got involved in the crash, so does Phineas, Ferb, Dusty Crophopper, Evil Kyle Trackson and Michael Dogtrip and Doki Earnhardt, Jr.

Tomas2010: NOOOOOO!!!!! BJD2007!!!!!! PLEASE!!!! DON'T GO!!!! I SHOULD'VE FINISH THE RACE SOON!!!!

### The finish in a 2-way tie

Darrell: OH MY GOSH! LIGHTNING MCDOKI AND FICK HICKS ARE COMING TO A 2-WAY TIE?!!!! WHOA!!! WHAT A CLOSE FINISH!!!!

Bob: Yeah, I know right, Darrell. It seems like McDoki and Fick are finished in a 2-way tie in the Motor Speedway Of The South 500.

Lightning McDoki: We won in a 2-way tie, Fick. KA-CHOW!

Fick Hicks: OW!

### Tomas2010 cries about BJD2007's tragic fatal death

Tomas2010: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BJD2007, PLEASE!!!! DON'T GO! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!! PLEASE DON'T DIE AT ME!!!!! (POPEYE TOOT) PLEASE!!!!! NO!!! NOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SEAL BARK) (CRIES, SCREAMS LOUD)

Doki: Oh my gosh! What's wrong Tomas2010?

Tomas2010: Dude, Doki, BJD2007 got a fatal death in the Motor Speedway Of The South 500 on lap 90!

Doki: Yeah, I'm so sorry, that BJD2007 is now dead in the MSS 500.

Tomas2010: Yeah, (sniffs) I know, right?

Doki: Yeah.

Vicky: (EVIL LAUGH) I KILLED BJD2007 INTO MICHAEL DOGTRIP, YOU DUMBSUCKERS!!!

Tomas2010: VICKY?! IS THAT YOU?!!!

Vicky: YES! I AM! BECAUSE I HIT MICHAEL DOGTRIP INTO BJD2007 IN TURN 4!

Tomas2010: Oh, right?

Vicky: YES!

Timmy: Stop being super evily, he's dead, and he's moved to an older account due to leaving the community.

Vicky: Yes!

Doki: VICKY! YOU ARE OUT FOR 2 RACES!!!! GET OUT OF MY RACE NOW!!!!!

Vicky: Oh (Yee)!

## Results

1. (TIED IN 1ST) Lightning McDoki - 500 laps
2. (TIES IN 1ST) Fick Hicks - 500 laps
3. Timmy Turner - 500 laps
4. Doki Spott - 500 laps
5. Bob Zoom 500 laps
6. Mickey Mouse - 500 laps
7. Donald Duck - 500 laps
8. Chuck Armstrong - 500 laps
9. Tomas2010 - 500 laps
10. Evil Chick Hicks - 500 laps
11. Anabella Vienna - 500 laps
12. Vicky, Timmy Turner's babysitter - 500 laps
13. Jamie Zoom - 500 laps
14. FanDoki21 - 500 laps
15. Dlunior Anderson - 500 laps
16. Todd Marcus - 500 laps
17. Ernie Gearson - 500 laps
18. Claude Scruggs - 500 laps
19. Dirkson D'Agostino - 500 laps
20. Roary The Racing Car - 500 laps
21. Brandy Harrington - 500 laps
22. Mr. Whiskers - 500 laps
23. Maggie Pesky - 500 laps
24. Fico Barney - 500 laps
25. Kick Buttowski - 500 laps
26. Ben Tennyson - 500 laps
27. Diana Zoom - 500 laps
28. Candace Flynn - 500 laps
29. Jimmy Turner, Timmy Turner's cousin - 500 laps
30. Billy Oilchanger - 500 laps
31. Anti-Lightning McQueen - 490 laps (ENGINE FAIL)
32. HarveryCartoonAnimates - 480 laps (STOMACH PROBLEMS, RUNNY NOSE, HEADACHE)
33. Cristóbal Jacobson - 380 laps (HEADACHE PROBLEMS, RED EYE VISION PROBLEMS)
34. Gabi Gazelle - 260 laps (TAIL BROKEN, STOMACH GASES FAIL)
35. Haul Inngas - 220 laps (CUT TIRE, EXHAUST PIPES FELL DOWN, HOOD FLYING OUT)
36. Doki Earnhardt, Jr. - 150 laps (CRASH)
37. BJD2007 - 90 laps (CRASH, DIED IN THE MOTOR SPEEDWAY OF THE SOUTH 500 ☠)
38. Michael Dogtrip - 90 laps (CRASH)
39. Kim Possible - 90 laps (CRASH, CUT ROPE)
40. Phineas Flynn - 90 laps (CRASH)
41. Ferb Fletcher - 90 laps (CRASH)
42. Dusty Crophopper - 90 laps (CRASH, PROPELLER FAILS, CUT WING RIBS)
43. Evil Kyle Trackson - 90 laps (CRASH)