Who Killed Ricardo Dylan

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**Who Killed Ricardo Dylan** is the tenth and final Season 1B of *The Family**,* and the finale episode overall. It was released on December 22, 2015 - read it here:

## Episode

*Criminal*
slams her hands on a table

Criminal: Fuck sake people,
WE ARE FINDING OUT WHO KILLED RICARDO DYLAN,

Steph: And

Criminal: AND ULISES, SO ACCUSATIONS GO

Steph: Okay, so this might seem bad, but I think its Bela my
daughter

Jessica: Omg reminds me off that soap opera scream queens
where stalkerdad accuses his daughter

Criminal: SHUT UP JESSICA ,Steph continue

Steph: Well shes Satan

Bela: But why am I satan

Criminal: Bela YOUR SATAN BECAUSE YOU ARE

Steph: Anyway shes Satan thats shady, Anakin was friends with
Ricardo, so killing them to would just get them out of their lives

Bela: FIRST I DONT KNOW WHY IM SATAN, SECOND I LIKE RICKY SO
WHY

Steph: LIAR

Bela: YORU A FAKE PHONY BITCH

Steph: GO TO YOUR ROOM

Jessica: This reminds me of that soap opera real housewives
of Beverly hills the aftermath

Steph and Bela : SHUT  UP

Criminal: OKAY SHUT UP

Criminal: Mandy go

Mandy: I reckon its Claire

Claire: BISH SHEY WHET

Mandy: Well your drunk right now, killed Barbie and Ken, and
your drunk all the time so really  your capable
of anything

Claire: Whats this, its a gun.

Mandy: NO CLAIRE STOP

*BANG BANG*

Random Person: Help me

Mandy: LIKE YOUR SECOND TIME DOING THAT

Criminal: Okay so Claire is defo a highly killer

Claire: I MAY BE A KILLER, BUT IM NOT THE KILLER

Wubbzy: Hello bitches, I’m back

Criminal: Yeah okay wow shocker

Wubbzy: Well I was the killer who killed Ulises

Steph: YOU BITCH,

Wubbzy: But actually

*BANG*

*Wubbzy*
falls dead

Criminal: OKAY CLAIRE IS THE KILLER SHE HAS A GUN AND JUST
SHOT WUBBZY

Claire: But what It wssnt me

Shondell: Hello Claire, your under arres

*BANG*

*Shondell*
falls to the ground

Claire: I’m not the killer

Mandy: YOU JUST KILLED THE PERSON WHO TRIED TO ARREST YOU,
EVERYONE RUN CLAIRE IS GOING ON A KILLING SPREE

*2 HOURS*
LATER CLAIRE IS LOCKED IN THE CAT CAGE WHERE DODO SLEEPS

All the dogs: Haha lol drunk bum

All the cats: Lol get drunk with Dodo

Dodo: HELP ME IM WITH A DRUNK BUM

Criminal: Okay we got the killer, just waiting for the police

Lenti: WAIT I THINK I KNOW WHO THE KILLER IS

Criminal: You don’t your really shady, I reckon your her
right hand man

Bela: Yeah guys

Criminal: Well I did some research, Claire killed someone and
you Lenti sir covered it up

Criminal: Shady if I do say myself

Lenti: Means shit

Mandy: Yes but you also have a crush on Claire so you would
do anything

Jessica: I thought you loved me

Lenti: Your a mexcian slut

Steph: Okay this is crazy

Bela: I think that

*THE DOOR*
SLAMS OPEN

Harry: IM BACK FOR THE MONEY

Steph: Who are you

Bela: He is that annoying person who sued us when his hotel
was closed

Steph: Oh

Harry: SO I SAY THAT

*Harry falls*
through a trap door which is a grinder and grinds him

Steph: CAN PEOPLE STOP DYING

Criminal: Okay Thats it

Bela: Huh whats that

*Bela finds*
a photo which shows a picture of \*\*\*\*\*\* killing Ricardo

Bela: So it was you

> **part 2**
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**BELA:** FRIENDS, DRAG QUEENS, HUNTYMAN! I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

**JESSICA:** the cheerleader tryouts are happening today

**BELA:** jessica what the FUCk

**JESSICA:** s-

**BELA:** we agreed season 7 doesnt exist

**JESSICA:** I'm

**BELA:** go away

**STEPH:** we're going to brasil

**BELA:** thanks so I was saying-

**STEPH:** I don't know where though

**BELA:** OH MY GOD MOM CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE SUPPORT ME ONCE???!?!?!?!

**STEPH:** W-

**BELA:** JUST.. JUST.... OK?!?!?

**STEPH:** claire back me up

**CLAIRE:** go away

**LENTI:** I'm crying

**BELA:** who are you

**LENTI:** I'm

**DODO:** a gay ass slut bitch whore hoe cunt that is lenti

**LENTI:** go play in the rain

**DODO:** thank

**BELA:** SO, AS I WAS SAYING.... THE KILLER IS: *CRIMINAL*!

**STEPH:** WHAT?

**CLAIRE:** WHAT!??!?!?!

**JESSICA:** COMO?? *AI, DIOS MIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

**BELA:** yeah yeah look at the picture

**STEPH:** wow

**LENTI:** huh

**CRIMINAL:** HAHAAHA I HAD ALL OF YOU FOOLED, DIDN'T I?!??1?

**BELA:** ok ok shut up

**CRIMINAL:** are you taking me to jail

**STEPH:** Yeah no everyone has killed at least one person here lmao

**CLAIRE:** Ikr

**LENTI:** No one should dig behind the Best Buy parking lot, lol

**JESSICA:** I gave my first blow job behind a Best Buy parking lot

**STEPH:** ...

**CLAIRE:** ...

**MANDY:** the mood jessica

**BELA:** things just got REAL

**BELA:** mommy why am I Satan

**STEPH:** I knew this was coming aaaa

* Steph: (voiceover) If you remember, I told you that Rose was a psycho little crazy bitch: this is something to keep in mind while I tell you the rest of the story. A now teenage Steph, Rose, and "Luci" sat on a beach. STEPH: No, Rose, I will not have sex with you even if you pay me: I'm already rich lol ROSE: But why?? "LUCI": Because she's not a DYKE STEPH: ^truth ROSE: .........
* Rose walked away "LUCI": You're savage STEPH: thanks boo Steph and "Luci" then do some really ugly making out Later... Steph is out with her friends, so "Luci" is home alone ROSE: Surprise mother fucker "LUCI": WTMCIMMP??? ROSE: what the hell does that mean "LUCI": What The Ms Colombia I Mean Miss Phillipenes ROSE: ok "LUCI": Why are you here ROSE: TO KILL YOU Rose tries to stab "Luci", but the knife goes through him ROSE: what the hellen keller "LUCI": Im actually a demon from hell so you can't kill me ROSE: that's why you had quotations around your name??? "LUCI": obvi yes
* "LUCI": My real name is.... LUCIFER: LUCIFER ROSE: oh no LUCIFER: for your actions, you have put yourself AND your best friend in danger! ROSE: No, don't hurt Steph! LUCIFER: I will do whatever I please little bitch Lucifer stabbed Rose in the throat with the knife she used to try and stab him STEPH: Im home! Rose's dead body was magically gone and Lucifer was magically clean, and on one knee STEPH: Oh my gosh... LUCIFER: Steph, you are the love of my life. I want to be with you forever. Will you marry me? STEPH: This is really random and weird, plus very unexpected, but OK!! LUCIFER: All you have to do to accept is sign this paper STEPH: Why would I need to sign a paper? LUCIFER: Just do it you gullible slut STEPH: Sounds good Steph signed a paper The moment she did, Lucifer transformed into a demon
* STEPH: what LUCIFER: Steph Gardnr, you are the dumbest girl I have ever met. For your friend's stupid actions, you will carry my child, who will grow up to be Satan, the ruler of hell! If you fail, and my child dies, YOU will ALSO die! STEPH: but why? I have been nothing but kind and loving to you! LUCIFER: Because your not really that hot and the sex was really bad STEPH: WHAT LUCIFER: just being honest here STEPH: you can't do this to me, I'm only 16! LUCIFER: not my problem STEPH: please.... LUCIFER: ok STEPH: really? LUCIFER: no lol STEPH: And so, Lucifer vanished. I took a pregnancy test, and sure enough, I was magically pregnant. You were a bitch to give birth to, seriously, it felt like being stabbed in the eye socket with a rusty knife. Anyways, I did everything in my power to protect you from dying, home-schooling, not letting you out after 10, etc. Because, you were satan.

**BELA:** I don't care anymore