Dijhae Fort

Dr. Di'Jhae Humza Fort, PhD, was an engineer and doctor who served as a Professor at Harvard for 200 million years, before he was asked by Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint to lead the Rashid Dante Khan Project. He accepted the offer after being paid a grand total of $2.32. This was an amount of change Dr. Fort had never seen before, and therefore it was enough to convince him to join the Mujadeen in an affort to defeat the Mujahideen.

However, after the failure of the Project, Dr. Fort was sentenced to death, and was executed by Hot Cheeto Overdose, a method developed by Anirudh Rao.

## Early Life

Not much is known about Dr. Fort's early life, apart from the fact that at the age of 16, he was able to convert thin air to snow in the middle of the summer, earning him the title of 'Snowman'. Dr. Fort was known to have exceptional educational talent, often spending his time writing essays on the beauty of computer science. One of his books, *Complex Undiscovered Search Algorithms and Programming Concepts in Linux Assembly,* is what Bill Gates read before developing Microsoft. Dr. Fort wrote another book, *Why Computers are Aliens: A Guide in Advanced Java*, but it was never published as regular mortal beings could not comprehend the complexity. Dr. Fort is also known to have had an extremely large penis, to the extent that it was admired by Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint himself.

## Education

Dr. Fort was very highly educated. He graduated from Abdullah High School (AHS), at the age of six months, and completed his undergraduate degree in Astronomical Sciences at the University of California, Islam (UCI). He then earned a Master's Degree in Observational Mathematics from Ahmed Shami University (ASU). Following this, he attended Harvard University, where he earned a PhD in Computer Science. He was then invited to Yale, where he earned another PhD in Biological Sciences. Finally, he chose Ohlone to give him a PhD in Gender Studies. All of this was completed by the time Di'Jhae was 6. Although that may seem too old for Gender Studies, this is the current recorrd for the youngest man to have 3 PhD's.

## The Dante Project

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Dr. Fort was assigned the task of developing a superhuman cyborg that would be capable of destroying all of the Mujahideen in a single blow. A lot of money was spent to hire Di'Jhae, with Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint issuing a grant of almost $3. This was enough to fund all of the Research & Development of the project, a world record budget. While he was able to complete the task, the project was ultimately a failure, with Rashid Dante Khan ultimately forced to be destroyed by Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint. This led to Di'Jhae being sentenced to death by Hot Cheetos.

Despite the failure of the project, many of the Mujadeen lauded Dr. Fort for his efforts for the Mujadeen. They claimed he made a number of breakthroughs for both science and mathematics. Harvard is currently constructing a new mosque to be named the "Di'Jhae Fort, PhD, Mosque of Excellence", to be rented by ISIS. The building is expected to be completed in 9 Sextillion Years.

Dr. Fort was also posthumously awarded the Islamic Award of Excellence by the Mujahideen Council, for his work against the Mujadeen, despite being a Mujadeen himself. This has led many to consider Dr. Fort a traitor, but there is no evidence to back up such outlandish theories.

## Death

Following the failure of the Dante Project, Dr. Fort was tried for treason under Sharia'a Law. No evidence was required due to the color of his skin. Dr. Fort was extremely unhappy with the decision by the Court to sentence him to death. Dr. Fort was executed 300 million years ago, by having Hot Cheetos stuffed down his throat to a point where he could no longer breathe. His death is highly controversial, with many claiming that the method of execution was inhumane. Oddly, the protestors have all since disappeared, with many speculating that they met Dr. Fort recently.