Ultras' Bizarre Adventure Stage Show: Legacy of Darkness Darkness

**Ultras' Bizarre Adventure Stage Show: Legacy of Darkness Darkness** is the first of many non-canon UBA Stage Shows in the UBA series in the main wiki.

## The Roleplay

ONE DAY ON DE LAND OF DE LIGHTS

**Nerf**: I'm more useful than Fedora!

**Yugo**: Who?

**Dyna**: What are we doing?

**Nerf**: Exactly!

**Yugo**: No, really. Who is Fedora? Who are you, even.

**Nerf**: You don't wanna know, he's the most annoying guy we've ever met.

Suddenly the Shiny Lord appears

**Nerf**: Oh, right.

**Shiny Lord**: Cretins, it is good to meat you

**Nerf**: I'm Ultraman Nerf! I'm....kind of maybe the weakest Ultra ever except for Fedora...

**Dyna**: Solgent Ray!

The attack has no effect and Dao is still there

**Shiny Lord**: I'm Lord Bad@ss

**Yugo**: H-He ignored the attack!

Shining Shining Zero appears

**Dyna**: C Charged Solgent Ray!

**SSZ**: Hey Shining idiot! Try ignoring me!

**Blizzard**: Oh boy... \*kicks SL in de private parts\*

**Yugo**: Specium Heat Wave!

**SL**: \*somehow ignores all the attacks\* You are all damn stupid for atacking a hologram. Now you will all die because you are all filthy Zeno! SHINION HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SL forgets he's a hologram

**SSZ**: I knew it was a hologram.

**Yugo**: \*dodges\* Oh.

**Dyna**: XD

**SSZ**: I was gonna destroy the hologram projector.

**Blizzard**: Sure you would......

**SL**: Dammit

**SSZ**: Shining Shining Wide Zero Shot!

**SL**: Anyway, I dare you to come to my Shining Cathedral so I ca- \*the Shining Shining Wide Zero Shot destroys the projector\*

**SSZ**: Well that was annoying

A pair of sluggers slice SSZ's back

**SSZ**: Ow!

**Blizzard**: What the?

**SSZ**: How did that actually hurt me?

**Blizzard**: Maybe it was Anathema Zero's

**Zero Darkness Darkness**: Hello... brother

**SSZ**: Godammit....

**Blizzard**: Oh well, close enough

**SSZ**: wait wait wait. Brother? Since when?

**ZDD**: We are born of the same blood

**Nerf**: Uh, Zero. Should we call for back up?

**???**: \*destroys Nerf\*

**SSZ**: NERF!

**Blizzard**: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**Anathema Zero**: Muahhahahahhahahahahhaha

**ZDD**: The infinite power of the unbalanced cosmos... We are kindred

**SSZ**: Oh joy the other evil me.

**ZDD**: Yet I must destroy you.

**SSZ**: The Edgelord and the Nuisance. This should be fun

**Blizzard**: I SUMMON THEE ULTRAMAN NEO XENON! Maybe he can help us!

**ZDD**: Get out of here, you imposer! \*blasts AZ\*

**AZ**: Hey what heck? Why did you do that for?

**ZDD**: You are an imitation of my unlimited power! Only I can destroy the light!

**Neo Xenon**: Who summoned me?

**Blizzard**: I did!

**Xenon**: Excuse me?

**Yugo**: There are two Xenons?

**Neo Xenon**: Sorry, allow me to explain.

**Blizzard**: One of them is from a different timeline

**Zero Alter**: I have no idea.

**Neo Xenon**: My name is Ultraman Neo Xenon. I am of a different world than you. I should have figured I would encounter another version of myself somewhere in the multiverse

**SSZ**: Oh hey Zero Alter.

**Yugo**: FOUR ZEROS!!!!

**AZ**: Oooh Zero Alter! I'lll take him!

**0**: Hey guys...wait...ZERO SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**Blizzard**: 5 zeros?

Zero Alter renders himself invisible

**SSZ**: Hey Alter, how about you deal with the Anathema idiot and I'll deal with my annoying little brother..... You know I can see you right?

**ZA**: Sure.

**Yugo**: Are there any other Zeros waiting to introduce themselves?

**0**: ZERO SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAs

Neo Zero has appeared

Legacy arrives

**ZDD**: Silence!

**Legacy**: Hey guys!

**ZA**: You can see me, but I don't want the others to...

**0**: NOTICE ME SENPAI

**SSZ**: Neo Xenon can see you

**ZDD**: Darkness Darkness Emerium Slash!

**ZA**: So I just have to take down this weird looking Zero Beyond with bad color choices...?

**0**: Shining Luminous Radiant Sparkling Shot!

**SSZ**: Shining Shining Emerium Slash!

**ZA**: Emerium Slasher!

**SSZ**: That'd be the one. Knock yourself out.

**Xenon**: Xenon Cannon!

**Dyna**: Solgent Ray!

**Yugo**: Blazing Slash!

**Blizzard**: Glacier Ray! \*freezes ZDD\*

**Neo Xenon**: Neo Xenonium Cannon!

**Legacy**: Legacy Beam!

**ZDD**: \*breaks free from Blizzard's ice\* Wide Zero Darkness Darkness Shot! \*hits Legacy\*

Blizzard dodges

**ZA**: It's time to go through all my forms then. Wide Zero Crack! \*changes into X\* Wide Zero Shot!

Card appears

**Card**: Hey guy-wait whaaa

ZA changes into Shining X

Blizzard surprise attacks ZDD, but the edgelord teleports behind 0

**Legacy**: Hey Card!

**ZA**: Shining Wide Zero Shot!

**0**: !!!

ZA changes into AX

**ZDD**: Nothing personnel kid \*stabs 0\*

**0**: -ded i guess-

**ZA**: I-Sluggars! \*changes into Alter\* Zeranium Alter!

ZDD is suddenly hit in the back with a Shining Shining Wide Shot

**Dyna**: I'm going sit down and eat some popcorn.

ZA changes into Dark Lopus

**SSZ**: Xenon could you, I'm busy.

**Neo Xenon**: Very well

Blizzard changes into liquid type

Suddenly a large portal appears

**ZA**: Infernal Core Crash!

Fusion Set! **Ultraman Yugo**: Comet Blast!

**Anathema Zero**: OW! THIS ATTACKS HURTS!!!

**Yugo**: Sraxium Cannon!

Ultramehndi appears

**Mehndi**: Oh, hello there!

**Blizzard**: Specium Ray! \*hits AZ\*

**ZA**: I don't get the point of pronouncing the names of our finishers...

At the moment, a twinkle is seen in the sky, as the twinkle grows bigger... flying down at them with such ferocious speed. It releases a primal scream, as it drops down, an explosion hits the area..

Where the comet was, is now a massive crater nearby Zero Darkness Darkness, as a being emerges from the crater..

Supreme turns, watching them..

**Dyna**: Oh hi... Red Agul...?

**Legacy**: Hey who's that guy?

**SSZ**: me neither. It's kinda fun sometimes.

**ZA**: Well. \*changes into Glitter\* Glitter Zero Crack!

**Blizzard**: SSZ I think he did

ZA changes into Final Final

SSZ and Xenon put up a barrier to stop ZDD's beam before it's too late

**ZA**: Sayonara.

Blizzard fires spacium ray again and hits ZDD

Anathema Zero is inches away from Death

ZDD turns the beam on Final Final ZA, but it deflects off

**Anathema Zero**: Hail....Dao.....\*explodes\*

**ZDD**:.... Strange.

**Supreme**: Hm..this is something far off...I'm from ANOTHER universe then everyone else

**SSZ**: Ha! Trolling your opponents is fun.

**ZA**: Well it ain't your fault ZDD.

**Legacy**: Oh cool. We're from different universes too

Blizzard fires the spacium ray for the third time! But ZDD takes it without flinching.

**ZDD**: But perhaps that copy has some use. \*uses his power to revive Anathema Zero\*

**Blizzard**: Dammit! this attack can't even hurt ZDD!

SSZ looks at Zero Alter and 0.

ZA changes into SUPER HYPER MEGA OMEGA ULTRA ULTIMATE ZERO ALTER

**ZA**: SUPER HYPER MEGA OMEGA ULTRA ULTIMATE WIDE ZERO CRACK

**Blizzard**:... \*changes to gas type and burns Anathema Zero alive\*

**Card**: CARD FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!

**SSZ**: Shall we?

**ZA**: Sure

**0**: TAKE MY POWER, ZERO SENPAI

SSZ holds up his Shining Calibur, and a light starts to come from it engulfing Zero Alter and 0

**Dyna**: \*eating some popcorn in the background\*

**Yugo**: We're pretty useless, aren't we, Dyna-san?

**Dyna**: Yeah.

**ZDD**: Parodium Hax Beam!

Blizzard deflects it back at him

**ZDD**: I-Impossible!

The Zeroes' light changes to a rainbow hue and then six energy constructs of the Noa Aegis appear. With the transformation completed, the resulting fusion deflects the attack easily.

**Supreme**: But...I'm prettty suree there is something off here...no other ultramen? \*turns, looking at ZDD, who reminds him of his brother, Ravenos\*

**???**: Heh, you might have had a chance at beating me before, but not now! I AM ZERO!

**Blizzard**: huh?

**???**: SHINING SHINING SHINING ULTRAMAN ZERO!

**Blizzard**: oh boy

**ZDD**: I see.

**Card**: AND I AM CARD FINALE!

**Blizzard**: Will you help us? SSSZ?

**SSSZ**: \*looks at Card Finale\* I like your style

**ZDD**: But you must understand, we are one of the same. We exist as halves of a single power.

**???**: PARODIES! PARODIES

**Card**: SINGLE POWER MY FOOT! \*Fires his Ultra beam at ZDD\*

**ZDD**: You cannot simply erase me.

**Legacy**: So uh, Supreme was it?

**???**: PARODIES! PARODIES!

**Blizzard**: PARODIES

**Legacy**: Who is that?

Exterminus appears

**ZDD**: If you can fuse with others...\* grabs Exterminus\*

**Nerf**: oh crap oh crap oh crap...

**Exterminus**: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

**ZDD**: perhaps I can do the same...

**Nerf**: We should call the Parody Garrison for back up....

ZDD dissolves into mist and enters Exterminus' body

**Exterminus**: Yes give me more POWER!

**Neo Xenon**: What's he doing?

**Supreme**: ...Parodies? Doesn't that mean..you are all essentially useless in EVERY way?

**Nerf**: Hey, I take offense to that!

**ZDD**: Join me, Exterminus.

**Blizzard**: What? Exterminus? More OP? How is that even possible?

**Exterminus**: YES!

**ZDD**: Eradicate the Ultramen. All of them!

**SSSZ**: Yes we're parodies. But we're the useful, not totally cringe and annoying kind.

Exterminus destroys Nerf

**Yugo**: NO!

**Blizzard**: NOOOOOOO \*punches exterminus\*

again

and again

and again

and again

Neo Xenon revives Nerf and nods at him.

Exterminus pummels Blizzard

Fusion Set! **Ultraman Yugo**: Acetate Crusher!

**Nerf**: Right...it's time...time to unleash my true power

**Blizzard**: Okay, that's it, I've had enough of this!

Yugo pounds on Exterminus

**Blizzard**:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blizzard transforms into his ultimate form..... Plasma Type!

Nerf transforms into ULTRAMAN NEO NERF, NERF'S FINAL EVOLUTION AND THE NEW KING OF PARODIES WHO RIGHTFULLY ASCENDS THE LATE PROTEGO'S THRONE.

Exterminus breaks Yugo's leg, causing him to scream in pain

**Legacy**: So Supreme, you wanna just watch, it seems like these guys got it.

**Yugo**: S-Shining Blizzard! \*freezes Exterminus\*

Exterminus cracks Blizzard's skull, but Blizzard reforms

**ZDD**: This is your purpose, Exterminus!

**Average**: That's what I've been doing the whole time.

**Blizzard**: Plasma Beam! \*Blows up Exterminus\*

**Legacy**: When did you get here?

**ZDD**: It is not only the parodies that must suffer

**Blizzard**: I don't think so ZDD!

**ZDD**: Every aspect of the light must be smothered

Exterminus breaks Yugo's other leg

**Yugo**: ARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Blizzard slaps Exterminus

**Supreme**: ...Well I'm essentially useless here but...SURE!

**Blizzard**: Exterminus! You are a parody too!

**Legacy**: Nevermind they need help. Let's go do that.

Exterminus rips out Blizzard's Color Timer

Legacy looks at Neo Xenon

**Yugo**: N-no...

**Blizzard**: Why do you wish to destroy others of you kind? Wait aren't you omnipotent?

**Supreme**: Fine.. \*turns to Exterminus, an aura surrounding him..\*

Blizzard reforms his timer

**ZDD**: Ignore them. Crush them.

**Exterminus**: Nova Punch!

Supreme releases a piercing eye beam towards Exterminus..

Exterminus blows up the whole area

**Blizzard**: Bruh.... I'm in Plasma Type form... you can't kill me so easily...

**ZDD**: Anathema Zero... Join us, in completion...

Supreme is hit, being knocked back.

**Neo Xenon**: I'm sending a mental projection of myself to destroy a fleet of Kaiju heading in our direction. It requires a lot of concentration, so I'm a bit occupied at the moment.

Supreme dashes forward and zoomes into Exterminus, roundhouse kicking the villain.

**Legacy**: kk

**Blizzard**: Plasma Beam! \*one-shots Anathema Zero for teh lulz\*

**Mehndi**: I am Ultramehndi

**SSSZ**: I'm ending this here!

Anathema Zero's remains are absorbed into Exterminus

**Blizzard**: Do it SSSZ!

**Exterminus**: Yes more POWER!

**Blizzard**: Finish this madness!

**Mehndi**: I sensed that something bad was happening

SSSZ charges forward at Zero Darkness Darkness, Dual Shining Caliburs at the ready

Ultraman Dao appears and blocks the attack

**ZDD**: Exterminus! Anathema Zero! I'm borrowing your power! But nothing more than that... And I will use you to the fullest of your abilities

**Mehndi**: How can I help?

**Blizzard**: Do something... anything!

ZDD's colours start to take over Exterminus' body

**Blizzard**: oh sh\*t...

**Mehndi**: I know what I shall do

ZA plays Doki Doki Literature Club

**Supreme**:What is this.."Dao" you speak of?

**Legacy**: @Supreme Really bad dude

Dao empowers Exterminus

**Mehndi**: I shall use my Rock mode finisher! \*summons a giant rock and throws at ZDD\*

Dao murderers Blizzard and Legacy

SSSZ is about to slash through ZDD when he takes note of Dao.

**SSSZ**: Dao.....

Blizzard and Legacy are reformed by SSSZ's golden light

**Legacy**: So that's what death is like. Huh.

**Blizzard**: Yeah... it sucks...

**Mehndi**: I shall now use the power of all of my forms!

**Blizzard**: Wait a sec..... so we have to kill Dao, Exterminus and ZDD?

Crackling bolts of Anathium and Deathcium engulf the wounded Exterminus. Within the surging inferno, the Zero Darkness Blade materialises, adding its own power to the unholy fusion

**SSSZ**: Uh oh...

**???**: Now brother, we are equal once again

**SSSZ**: What...what is this...

An explosion tears through the area

**Blizzard**: Correction ZDD.... he has us.... you have nobody...

**???**: I am Zero... Zero Darkness Darkness Darkness

**Supreme**: Hm..we need to sycnrhonize our attacks..

**Legacy**: That could work.

**Mehndi**: Good idea!

**SSSZ**: Oh boy, a challenge

**Supreme**: On three! We will ALL punch him at the same time, and combine our energy attacks!

**Mehndi**: ok

Dao steals Legacy's soul

ZDDD blasts away the weaker Ultras with a single thought

**Neo Xenon**: Alright, the Kaiju are dealt with. It seems you've got a plan that could provide results Supreme.

Blizzard returns it to Legacy

Dao steals Blizzard's soul

**ZDDD**: Enough of you!!!

**Blizzard**: Darn you!

**ZDDD**: Anathema Extermium Ray!

**SSSZ**: Funny, I was about to say the same thing.

Blizzard has had enough of ZDDD and his will to destroy ZDDD gives him his soul back.

Supreme charged his energy, an aura surrounding him, and dashed forward..

**Neo Xenon**: Zero can handle his dark counterpart. let us finish Dao!

**Supreme**: LIGHTNING BLOW! \*he hits Dao with his lightning bolt\*

ZDDD cuts through Supreme with the Darkness Blades

Supreme was hit, being sent back..

Blizzard fires the Plasma Beam and blasts ZDDD back hundreds of miles

Dao steals Supreme's soul

Supreme watched, using his energy to construct a sword of energy..Supreme would evade Dao's attack. Slashing at him with a blade.

**Blizzard**: \*returns it to Supreme\* I've had enough of this soul stealing!

**ZDDD**: Anathema Hatredium Ray!

**Neo Xenon**: Agreed.

Mehndi fires the super elemental ray at Dao

Neo Xenon fights against Dao using his powers to protect Supreme's soul

**Neo Xenon**: Go! Finish him now!

**Mehndi**: k

**Legacy**: Right!

**???**: Dark Zepellion Ray!

**Legacy**: Enhanced Legacy Beam!

**Mehndi**: I shall use use my strongest attack!

The combined attacks kill Dao.

**SSSZ**: This ends here!

Blizzard returns to the area and blasts ZDDD with the plasma beam again

**Tiga**: Good.

**SSSZ**: Goodbye....brother....

**Mehndi**: Yeah!

**ZDDD**: It can never end, brother!

**SSSZ**: Super Saiyan Anti-Parody Extermination Shining Emerium Crash!

**ZDDD**: It can never end!

**Blizzard**: Yes.... it.... CAN!!!

A gigantic golden ball of energy roughly the size of a small star forms in the air as Shining Shining Shining Zero reachoes upward with his hand

**SSSZ**: AAAAHHH!!!!!!

**ZDDD**: Anathema Extermium Wiki-Qualityium Parodium Hax Zero Darkness Twin Shoot!

Blizzard empowers SSSZ with his plasma powers

Shining Shining Shining Zero sends the attack at Zero Darkness Darkness Darkness with everything he has.

**Tiga**: Well this is interesting.

Blizzard fires his Plasma Beam at ZDDD

ZDD connects the Zero Darkness Darkness Darkness Darkness Sluggers to his Colour Timer, charging extraordinary levels of energy. A powerful blast erupts forth, catching SSSZ's attack, but before he can mount another attack the Super Saiyan Anti-Parody Extermination Shining Emerium Crash collides with Zero Darkness Darkness Darkness

Destroying him instantly, for now..

**ZA in SZZZ's mind**: Well, if you all don't mind I can call the person to end this battle quick and easy...

**ZDD**: It can never end...

**SSZ in SSSZ's mind**: Please do..

**ZA**: You sure ZDD?

ZDD disappears into parts unknown

**ZA**: Alright, it's your turn... CBEARD THE ADMIN

**CBeard**: HEY ALL! WHO CALLED FOR ME?

**ZA**: I did.

**Mehndi**: Thank god!

**Blizzard**: \*brings back ZDDD\* COME BACK AND FIGHT YOU COWARD!

**SSSZ**: The guy in my head.

**CBeard**: Alright.

**Yugo**: MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!

**CBeard**: So who needs a kicking...?

Blizzard heals Yugo's legs

**Shiny Lord**: Cretins, I'am the Shiny Lord and I will kill you all because you are FILTHY ZENO

**SSSZ**: Let's end this!

**Blizzard**: \*sigh\* \*slaps SL\*

**SL**: SHINION HAMMER!!!!!

SL forgets it's a hologram again

**Blizzard**: Darn it!

**Yugo**: Go. Away.

**SL**: NO YUGO! AWAY YOU ZENO!

**Yugo**: Wanna try hurting me with something more than words?

SL's hologram explodes and the real deal appears

Suddenly....

A bright light engulfs all the Ultras and they merge....

**???**: BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!! WE ARE SHINING SHINING SHINING SHINING NEO LEGACY BLIZZARD CRAYEA YUGO AIGO HEREGO ZERO XENON SUPREME!

**SL**: SHINIOOOOOONNNNNN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fusion clusterf\*ck fires a rainbow beam that hits the hammer, destroying it and hits Shiny Lord, who is overwhelmed by its power and explodes into pieces. Shiny Lord has been defeated, he is finally dead.

**SSSSNLBCYAHZXS**: CRAP... TOO MUCH POWER!

They separate

**Legacy**: Let's not do that again....

**SSSZ**: yeah....

**Blizzard to Legacy**: Agreed...

**SSSZ**: Oh right

Shining Shining Shining Zero separates back into Shining Shining Zero, Zero Alter, and 0

**THE END**

## Characters

### MoarCrossovers

* Ultraman Yugo
	+ Alien
	+ Actate Crusher
	+ Comet Blast
* Ultraman Xenon
* Zero Darkness Darkness
	+ Normal
	+ Zero Darkness Darkness Darkness

### BigD2003

* Ultraman Dyna
* Anathema Zero
* Ultraman Exterminus
* Ultraman Dao
* Ultraman Tiga
	+ Multi Type
	+ Tiga Dark

### Cdr Raids Again

* Shining Shining Zero
	+ Shining Shining Shining Zero
* Ultraman Neo Xenon
* Ultraman Legacy
* Ultraman Nerf
	+ Normal
	+ Neo
* Ultraman Average
* ULTRAMAN SHINING SHINING SHINING SHINING NEO LEGACY BLIZZARD CRAYEA YUGO AIGO HEREGO ZERO XENON SUPREME

### UltraGrenburr123678

* Shiny Lord
	+ Lord B@d@$$
* Ultraman 0
* Ultraman Card
	+ Normal
	+ Card Finale

### Furnozilla

* Ultraman Blizzard
	+ Solid Type
	+ Liquid Type
	+ Plasma Type

### CrazyBeard12345

* Ultraman Zero Alter
	+ Normal
	+ AX
	+ Glitter
	+ X
	+ Shining
	+ Final Final
* CrazyBeard

## Kill Count

* Anathema Zero: Ultraman Nerf (Later Undone)
* Ultraman Tiga: Ultraman Dao
* Shining Shining Shining Zero: Zero Darkness Darkness Darkness
* ULTRAMAN SHINING SHINING SHINING SHINING NEO LEGACY BLIZZARD CRAYEA YUGO AIGO HEREGO ZERO XENON SUPREME: Shiny Lord

## Trivia

* This was originally going to be **Ultras' Bizarre Adventure: The Overpowered Duo Is Trying To Take All Of Existence!** but the story got out of hand and became a completely different one.
* Cdr thought it was so crazy that it shouldn't be considered a UBA and instead, we should refer to it as a non-canon "stage show" UBA.