Fireworks Roleplay/Transcript

(Audrey face title card reads "Fireworks Roleplay")

(In an ancient China scene, Bobby sits on a throne.)

Bobby: I'm a fireworks crafter. I want to make new stuff to scare away the evil spirits of China. (Takes a jewel) See, I master putting these jewels in these rockets. (Puts jewels in his rockets) So, what do you firemasters think?

Dot: (sighs) Simple. (She and Audrey and Lotta race out with the rockets and ride on a bike. It changes to reality where they are on a bike holding sparklers.) And it wouldn't be Friend Appreciation Day without fireworks!

Pinkeye: Yes fireworks!

Lucretia: All right!

Melvin: Yes!

Dot: Yeah, as if you're watching fireworks. But today's the big day! Back in 2018, we turned a TV drama called "Unnatural Predators for Life" into a gift-sharing, song-singing, and of course firework-watching holiday.

Lotta: Yeah. It's the day where the main characters of "Unnatural Predators for Life", Miss Kangaroo, Mr. Pelican and Mr. Grouper, show themselves to become BFFs. And we all do the same on this day too.

Audrey: Yeah, and check it out. (Shows the sparklers) Stu gave me 9 packs of sparklers as a gift for Friend Appreciation Day. And I'll show you guys what you're made of! (Mimicking explosions, she pretends she is the fireworks. )

Richie: Well, Harvey Girls, since you guys are all special, I would like to gift you some great outfits for Fireworks Roleplaying.

Audrey: (Stops mimicking explosions) Wait, Fireworks Roleplaying?

Dot: Yeah,  it's a great LARPing idea for us to be... Cool looking Chinese warriors based into our favorite fireworks!

Audrey: For instance, I like Roman candles, so I'll be Roman Audrey.

Dot: And I favor gold willows, so I'll be Gold Willow Dot.

Lotta: And I prefer silver waterfalls, so I'll be Silver Waterfall Lotta. Richie, what is your favorite firework?

Richie: I like green pistils, so I'll be Green Pistil Rich!

(Gloria talks babyish, grabbing a warrior outfit with rainbow colored fireworks on it)

Richie: Awww, that looks nice on you. (To the kids) And hey guys. If you want to be Fireworks Roleplayers, I gift you roleplaying outfits for this year's Friend Appreciation Day! While Dap-O-Tron is planning to gift me a pack of small fireworks.

(Fireworks roleplaying begins)

Richie: (narrating) Ancient China, the wonderful place in the globe. There lives a  roman candle loving girl named Roman Audrey. She wants to know the true meaning of fireworks. Then, she met two friends, Gold Willow Dot, and Silver Waterfall Lotta.

Richie: And I'm green pistil rich, and I'm questing with my baby cousin Rainbow Gloria, to get the Jewel of Fireworks from Bobby the Fireworks Crafter.

Bobby: Yeah, that's me, a fireworks crafter.

(In ancient China, Audrey meditates under a tree, until her ears start popping and shimmering in various colors.)

Audrey: Ah, what's the problem? I don't hear anything.

Lotta:well Roman audrey your ear begin to pop

audrey: no I wasn’t

lotta: yes,you do

audrey:no

lotta:yes

audrey: no

lotta: ye-

maria: ok ok that’s enough chattering with roman audrey

lotta: but**Purple dahlia maria** i know that roman audrey‘s ear began to pop

maria: okay fine lotta i’ll go talk to blue starry burst stu

(at blue starry burst stu’s house)

stu: hi purple dahlia maria

maria:blue starry burst stu we need to talk

stu:what is it purple dahila maria

maria:roman audrey’s ear pop because of it

stu: oh no purple dahila maria

zoe(offscreen):blue starry burst stu be quiet im listening to my favorite song which is from my peony purple popping agony

stu: ok light yellow comet zoe

audrey: blue starry burst stu how could my ears began to stop popping

stu: it’s ok roman audrey im going to take a doctor

lotta: Actually, she is excited because she wants to find the true story of fireworks.

Stu: Oh, sorry, thought it was a problem.

Lotta: No, stop! (Back to reality) that's not how this should go! Not even with our costume designs! Not even fireworks! Not even the fireworks in the Milanese Fireworks Week!

(Your turn Aobtdyes Gotthatno)