Boris calls Lawson a jerk and gets ungrounded

## Cast

Boris and Lawson-Eric

Lawson's angry voice-Shouty

Police Officer, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy

Caillou-Evil Genius/David/Zack

Mrs Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Kimberly

## Transcript

Boris: I'm going to call Lawson a jerk!

Boris went to find Lawson, and he met Lawson at his house. Boris came up to Lawson, looking angry.

Boris: Hey Lawson!

Lawson: Hey Caillou's father, what is it now?!

Boris: You're a jerk!

Lawson: Hey! Stop calling me a jerk!

Boris: I don't care, jerk!

Lawson: Call me jerk one more time and see what happens!

Boris: Go on, jerk!

Lawson: (Shouty's voice) THAT'S IT!! I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A HARD TIME!!

Boris: You can't catch me, jerk!

Boris ran away.

Lawson: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*! (Shouty's voice) Come back here, you obnoxious brat! I'll get you! I'll get a mace to attack you with it!

Lawson ran back inside the house.

Boris: Phew! That was close! I need to lay down.

Inside Lawson's house, Lawson picked up a mace. Then he went out of the house, and he continued to chase after Boris.

Boris: Oh no! Lawson's going mad! He's got a mace!

Boris: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Lawson: I better get away before that madman kills me!

Lawson: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Lawson kept on chasing after Boris.

Lawson: (Shouty's voice) I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!

Boris: AAAAAARGH! He's getting as mad as Spinelli! Madman! Madman!

Lawson: (Shouty's voice) WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE DONE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!! DONE!!! D-O-N-E! DONE! WHEN I CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU, YOU'LL BE ROTTING IN JAIL FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR CALLING ME THE N-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!

Boris ran as fast as he could.

Lawson: (Shouty's voice) YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME, YOU NAUGHTY MAN! STOP RIGHT THERE, SO I CAN ATTACK YOU WITH A MACE AND BEAT YOU UP!

Boris: Help! Help! Police and Principal Prickly, help! Save me! Madman! Madman! He's chasing me with a mace! Do something! That madman's going crazy! Stop that madman before he gets me! Do something, please! Before he kills me!

Then Boris ran past Principal Prickly and the police officer and they both halted Lawson.

Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!? What's the big idea chasing after that man like that!?

Principal Prickly: Yeah! What's the problem, Lawson?!

Lawson: Because he keeps calling me the N-Word! Let me at him! Let me at him!

Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after that man like that! Where did you get the mace come from?

Lawson: Because he keeps calling me the N-Word! I had to use the mace to chase after that brat because he keeps calling me the N-Word!

Police Officer: Hey! There's no need to do to that boy like that! I think you need to put the mace back in your house. Actually, I will get the guards to take it back to your house! There's no need to get angry or violent to that man just because he keeps calling you the N-Word!

Lawson: (Shouty's voice) LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You have to go to the insane hospital for four weeks that will calm you down. You're getting mad and insane. Come with me now.

Principal Prickly: You heard what the officer said! Let's go now!

Then the police officer took Lawson away and sent him to the insane hospital. Then Lawson and the police officer entered the insane hospital, and then the police officer showed him the ward.

Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to attack a man!

The police officer left the room. Back in Caillou's house, Caillou praised his dad.

Caillou: Dad, thank you for calling Lawson a jerk! You're ungrounded!

Boris: Thanks Caillou! You're the best!

Let's see what happens with Lawson.

Police Officer: Lawson, your parents want to see you!

Lawson's parents came in.

Mr Lawson: Erwin, I can't believe that you chased Boris with a mace and tried to attack him with it! You know this is very dangerous and you could've killed him!

Lawson: But mum and dad, he called me a jerk! That's why!

Mrs Lawson: Well, he has right to do that because you are the worst troublemaker ever!

Mr Lawson: Enjoy your time in there!

Lawson's parents left. Lawson's expression was about to be in sullen rage. His eyes went red with fury, and after a few seconds, he snapped. His entire face reddened, Lawson began to throw a mental breakdown, as he screeched at the top of his lungs like a wild monkey. He pounded and stomped on the floor, then he started to jump crazily back and forth. He battered a wall with his feet for a while. He ran to the door and hanged on to the doorknob, still screaming like a wild monkey.