Danoftardis

Bassist and Danager of TCoS

**Danoftardis** (Sometimes known as Mr. Oftardis Esq.) is the bassist and 'Danager' of TCoS, glorious leader of the Skaro Popular Front and founder of newspaper *Vox Populi*.

## Early Life

Before accidentally forming a band Danoftardis was a hermit, having arrived in the 21st Century from the 18th via a time-head induced temporal disaster. This left him permanently with a TARDIS for a head and he happily lived out his life oblivious to various popular culture trends. While a new visitor to DWT Towers, and engaged in a conversation around trading cards, Danoftardis suggested that a band should be formed by regular visitor to the towers. By the end of the day TCoS was formed and on their way to intergalactic stardom.

## Musical Career

During the early days of the band Danoftardis soon earned a reputation for fastidious archiving and general order and method leading to him being awarded the honoury position of 'Danager' of the band. As part of this role Danoftardis often decides what number a release receives, the tracklistings of albums and EPs, and where the band goes on tour. Some media outlets have suggested that Danoftardis is a "control freak who exercises tyrannical power over his fellow band mates." which he denies. He is also the official curator of the TCoS Museum exhibition which is on permanent display at TCOS Towers and the creator of 'The Great List of TCOS'.

Throughout his time with the band Danoftardis has been linked to a series of high profile arson incidents, including on TDV Towers, Deborah J's so called 'cool car' and the torching of Scottish city Glasgow. Nothing has been proved in connection to these and Danoftardis has long protested his innocence claiming "I've never started a fire in my life, not even a match!". He was also linked to a brutal attack on the then owner of STV Mr. Davrid Goodoson, again the claims have been defeated in court by DWT's team of legal baboons. These events were all linked to a paramilitary group known as the 'Skaro Popular Front' of which Danoftardis is the leader.

### Solo

During the COVID lockdown in 2020 Danoftardis embarked on a solo career releasing the album (What's the Story) Lockdown Glory, described as a "thinly veiled Oasis rip off", a concept album about the troubled times of the COVID-19 pandemic. Later in the year he teamed up with TCoS super fan and solo artist Doctor Gamer to form the group Hermits Unite!. Togther they released one album and three singles but a planned follow up album never appeared. A surprise single appeared featuring Danoftardis as a rap star, some media outlets doubted this was truly the famous TCoS bassist as rap seemed an unusual genre for him. His latest release is Daboftardis which featured a music video filmed by TCoS band mate Deborah J.

## Personal Life

Since joining TCoS Danoftardis continue to live the life of a hermit, often missing references to current popular culture and generally bemoaning the modern world remarking in an interview with Daleks Jones that "soon we'll need an app just to flush our own toilets!"

Danoftardis has been allegedly linked to various romantic partners since joining the band, the most famous of which was backing dancer Sheeba which inspired a song on the album The Five Cultists. Soon after this it was revealed that Sheeba was in fact a TDV mole placed within the band's entourage to gather gossip and stories for their tabloid paper. Sheeba was expelled from the band's team and continues to work for TDV to this day. While taking a break from the band in 2020 and holidaying on the planet of Peladon Danoftardis met Queen Thalira who had also recently been involved in a acrimonious breakup (with TCoS guitarist Sparrow, unbeknownst to Danoftardis). A story was leaked by an angry badger person to The Daily Neutron Star in January 2021 claiming a relationship between the two had begun and a photo showing him leaving the throne room in a hurry.

 Compilation albums
 Live albums
 EPs
 Singles

 Lüking Güd | *Lüking Güd* (2020) • *Rainbow Dreamers Strike Back* (2021)