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**"***Parker and Chester are invited to a family farmhouse on the account of the family hearing strange noises at night.***"**
— **Episode Description**

In this episode of the *Life of Luxury (TV Series)*, Parker and Chester get invited to stay at a farmhouse after the family had strange occurrences play out, such as wailing and some of their livestock disappearing.

## Summary

The episode starts off in Parker and Chester's apartment. Chester is scrolling through the laptop while Parker is sitting on his couch watching television. Chester calls Parker over and tells him that they've got a new email from an Amber Smithey. It says that she and her father, Harvey, both live in a farmhouse somewhere south and at night they've been hearing unusual sounds and in the morning she's noticed a bunch of her livestock is missing so she wants Parker and Chester's help.

The next day, they arrive at the farmhouse and about to go in, but first Chester stops to give Parker a steel pocket knife. Parker asks why and Chester just says "just in case." Then they head inside. They are greeted by Amber and they do the whole interview thing before meeting her dad. A relatively normal looking guy. Afterwards they do some farm stuff during the day to wait for night to come. During their time there they learn the layout of the house and learn that Amber has a aluminum baseball bat in the "garage" since she used to play ball. Come nightfall and Parker is outside before stopping dead in his tracks. He hears a muffled panting sound and peeks his head in through the large door. He sees nothing so he decided to sneak his way in. He follows the noise and finds Harvey, who still seems pretty normal. Next to him is a sheep. Parker is about to turn around until Harvey's arms elongates and he *kills* the sheep before devouring it. Parker is shocked at what he's seen and tries to go back but knocks over a thing full of tools that make a loud-ass noise. Harvey turns his grotesque face to look at Parker, who tries to run away but is grabbed by Harvey. He says that he can't have his daughter knowing before crashing Parker against the wall. Parker opens his eyes and sees a cultivator. He grabs onto it and slashes as his arm, causing him to lose his grip.

Parker then sees Amber's baseball bat and grabs it before knocking Harvey over the side of the head with it. Parker then leaves the scene and runs upstairs. Parker goes into the bathroom and looks in the mirror, shaken. All of a sudden, he feels the floor moving. It's very faint, but Parker decides to press his ear against the door and wouldn't you know, he hears footsteps. Footsteps coming his way. The door opens, and its the father, and Parker is gone. We pan to reveal that he's hiding between the shower curtains. The father peaks his head in through the curtains but just misses Parker. Parker is relieved, but can't spot the elongated arm coming from behind him with a heavy object. Suddenly, it comes crashing down onto his head, and he passes out.

Some time has passed and Harvey heads downstairs, looking like a mix between his regular form and his ugly monster form. Chester asks where Parker's been before Harvey responds by saying that he was tired and went to bed and doesn't want to be disturbed. Chester then resumes with whatever he was doing before and Harvey leaves. Hours go by.

Cut to the shower head. It's blasting water. Parker wakes up, and notices the bathtub is completely filled. He tries to get up but slips. Fortunately, he grabs onto a handrail (thing) and catches himself. Parker opens the curtains just to see how much water escaped the tub, and to his astonishment, it's completely flooded the bathroom. The bathroom that he's currently in. Parker tries to reach for the plug but its clogged with something that just won't budge. He then tries to turn the knob but it won't move. Parker begins to panic. He climbs out of the shower and tries to find a way to escape. There's a mat covering a heating vent, but Parker slips on it and hits his head. Water begins to flow into the heating vent.

Cut to Chester in bed. He's fast asleep. That's when Harvey pops out of the shadows and begins to inch closer to Chester oh so very slowly.

Parker (eventually) gets back up, dazed. Parker tries the door but its no use. That's when he remembers the knife that Chester gave him. He frantically reaches into his pocket and pulls it out. He slides it between the door (or maybe puts it in the keyhole), nudging it hastily. Eventually, he's able to break the lock and he kicks the door open. Water rushes out the room and down the stairs. Chester wakes up just in time and Harvey slips back into the shadows. Chester rushes out of his room to find Parker and is bewildered. Parker then grabs him by the arm and begins to leave.

We then cut to inside of the heating vents, where all the water and electricity are meeting. Then, a fire begins. It engulfs almost the entire farmhouse in a matter of minutes. Parts of the ceiling are falling down as Parker and Chester leave the area. That's when a long ass arms grabs Parker by the leg, making him land hard on the ground. It's Amber's dad again, and he's not happy. He tries to latch onto Parker and/or Chester before Amber cuts him off. She tries to convince him to stop doing what he's about to do but is unsuccessfully. He moves closer to the duo but is stopped again by his daughter. Harvey gets angry and grabs a broken piece of glass on the ground and stabs his daughter with it. She falls to the ground as Harvey shows the smallest bit of remorse for what he just did before going back to murder. Chester grabs a broken piece wood and smashes it over his head and Parker is able to knock him off his feet before grabbing Amber and dragging her out of the house. The three make it out unscathed (except for, y'know) as the farmhouse crumples completely to the ground.

Fun!