Mikey Milk

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

### Background

Once upon a time, after becoming Casey Brinke's roommate on Danny the Street, Terry None had an odd dream on New Year's Day where she discovered the formula for a food additive she called $#!+ using vorpal energy from Danny and Terry's own chthonic powers. When added to food or drink, $#!+ had all sorts of strange effects and made everything taste better.

While figuring out how to market her $#!+, Terry invited Casey to a brainstorming session at Udderly Delicious on Valentine's Day. The two got high on the $#!+ spiked milk and ended up sharing a passionate kiss. Sparks flew. Literally, the light fixtures above them exploded as their lips locked. A month later, when the two were finally able to discuss their kiss, Terry's belly grew and minutes later she was giving birth to her and Casey's child in the back of Danny the Ambulance.

### Mikey Milk: 2015

The little boy that had been born from a $#!+-boosted kiss between the two milk drunk women was given the name Michael in reference to where he was cared for after his birth, St. Michael's Children's Hospital, which Casey also had a close bond with. Michael was given the middle name Daniel in honor of Danny the Street.

During the first nine months after his birth, Michael aged rapidly — aging the equivalent of a year every six weeks. The growth was not steady either. It would come in sudden bursts and the boy's mental development kept to this rate as well. He was walking and talking before summer. This saved his mothers a good amount of diapers but they had also bought him a ton of baby outfits he never had the chance to wear.

### Mikey Milk: 2015 - 2016

Around the holidays, Casey and Terry approached Niles Caulder and Steve Dayton about shutting off their not-so-little boy's rapid aging. The two men had previously devised a formula which had canceled Shylen Lao's aging and Terry and Casey wanted the same for their son so his childhood was not over before they had a chance to enjoy it. However, their aging-alteration cocktail was specifically tailored to its intended recipient's genetic structure and would take time to produce.

### Milkman Milk: 2016 - Present

When the aging normalization potion was finally ready for Mikey, the boy had aged to the equivalent of a ten-year-old. However, by that point, Mikey did not want to take the medication. His mental development may have kept pace with his physical changes, but his emotional maturity was stalled. He had become, for lack of a better word, a brat. Still, something had to be done. When Mikey celebrated his first birthday, he blew out the candles and then downed a glass of milk with his cake. Little did Mikey know that his mothers had laced the milk with the special drug.

That night, when Terry and Casey tucked Mikey in at night, they asked him what he wished for. The boy said he wanted to be like Superman. As it so happens with this kid, his wish came true... God help us all.

### Supplemental Reports

* (*Submitted by Mento*) Many people often wonder why his last name is "Milk" and not "Brinke" or "None". Well, his unconventional parents did not want him to favor one parent over the other so they agreed to let him choose his own last name. Ever since he was breastfeeding, Mikey loved milk. When his parents thought he was mature enough to choose, he chose "Milk".
* (*Submitted by Chief*) Terry None and Casey Brinke — a nobody and a nothing! An improbable union that was elevated to preposterous levels as each were high off drinking many glasses of milk spiked with the chthonic drug $#!+. A kiss shared between two milk-drunk gals caused a spontaneous formation of unknown and dramatic results. Terry became pregnant and gave birth to a son a month later. Terry None (a chthonic homunculus created by Eric Morden) doesn't truly exist. Casey Brinke (a vorpal homunculus created by Danny the Street) also does not exist. What kind of baby do you think they produced? And does their child's nonexistence threaten to break reality? Well, I honestly don't know, but I'm dying to find out! Believe me when I say that I'll be watching the development of Micheal Milk very closely.

## Threat Assessment

### Resources

* Intrinsic Homunculus Physiology
	+ *Enhanced Physicality*
		- *Nigh Invulnerability*
	+ *Enhanced Senses*
		- *X-Ray Vision*
	+ *Flight*
	+ *Intense Lung Capacity*
	+ *Ocular Heat Emission*
	+ *Solar Radiation Absorption*
	+ *Supersonic Speed*

### Weaknesses

* He's a Real Big Mommas' Boy
* Power Inability: Can't See Through Lead
* Power Requirement: Solar Radiation
* Weakness: Sensory Overload
* Vulnerability: Esoteric Energy
* Vulnerability: Kryptonite Radiation

### Analytics

* **Physicality:** 6 — World-Class / Superb
* **Occult:** 6 — World-Class / Superb
* **Weaponry:** 1 — Paltry - Below Average
* **Expertise:** 0 — Abysmal / Nonexistent
* **Range:** 6 — World-Class / Superb
* **Strategy:** 1 — Paltry - Below Average
	+ **TOTAL:** 77
	+ **RANKING:** Moderate threat

## Trivia and Notes

### Notes

* Mikey Milk is the Earth-27 version of Milkman Man from the DC and Young Animal crossover *Milk Wars*. Milkman Man was an imperfect copy of Superman created from Casey and Terry's child.

## Network Files

Network Files Mikey Milk.pngNetwork Files: Mikey Milk

## Links and References

* Appearances of Mikey Milk

1. ↑ Network Files: Mikey Milk
2. ↑ Network Files: Darien Wolf