X023

the sad robot who in the sewers who will trade slightly worthless goods for maybe less slightly worthless goods. an origin for some personal items of interest

The Interrealm Phones / wristwatches that the team of DORAs have is from him. He seems to be able to send spam through them:

## XO23 Items Recieved

Cape - superhero style, bright blue, always flapping - Glenn James

Anal refresher, yep, it goes *there,* press the button and restore HP - Freddy

## XO23 is getting a robot friend!

3/29/2019 - Aeolous - Freddy! - I don't have the tools, no, but I have access to the Cyberpunk zone now which has all the high-tech equipment one could ask for. I'm sure we can find what we need there. I have no experience in building a sentient robot. Everything I know is purely theoretical. I'm not so concerned about the chassis as I am the artificial intelligence of the robot. That would be the crux of the whole project. We would need some kind of neural mesh to act as a sort of brain and then program it to behave accordingly, the latter of which would prove to be the most challenging.
I suppose to start off with we could just have it be a talking (voice or text) head and then slowly work on its programming. Then once it's intelligent enough we can work on a body. And, of course, some kind of power source. I suppose for the time being we could have it plugged into an outlet or something until we can find a long-lasting and rechargeable battery, preferably also solar powered.
By the way, have I mentioned you are my favourite person?

## Notes

9/22/2018:Come visit X023 for what you need!
Pine scented air fresheners!
Pumpkin Spice flavored Condoms!
Handy wipes in pizza flavor!
Wanted:
Purple duct tape (3 rolls)
5 ulans of copper in cubes of 1 ulan each
White linen handkerchief
Zfars - all you can spare!
Thank you for your patronage!

9/26/2018 - The Rock - Hey X023, can you give us regular updates on what new inventory you have in stock? I would love to receive promotional materials. I'm sure I speak for everyone here.

10/4/2018 - Feeling Paranoid? (TM) Try our new Deebit Chewable Morphine Tablets! Made for carbon based lifeforms! Try them now or They will get you!

- X023

Please bring two inflatable robot sex dolls to the best stall in the world!
-X023

10/13/2018 - (Unencrypted) T-shirts are in! - Seven for one Schmeckle! Fun popular messages printed on them include such things as: "Bet you can't punch me in the face!" "You'll never crack my encryption you fuck head!"
"Batman lives!" "Pound sand in your crack then eat a Big Mac!" "CAPITALIZING WORDS MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT!" "Robots make better lovers!" "X023 is my favorite robot to buy T-shirts from!"
See X023 for all your t-shirt needs! Also, just in - salad crispers!

12/28/2018 - (Unencrypted) Post Xmas Sales!- Don't forget that we do not accept returns! For sale, batteries! Toys not included. A flying swatter! A marble mattress for rocky relationships! See X023 for all your baking needs!

12/30/2018 - Glenn James - Encryption - It's...underground. Here, have some coordinates. <28.3852° N, 81.5639° W>

1/5/2019 - Glenn James - Right, so go to that spot in Night City. (It's a shitty apartment building at 555 Fake Ave.) Sneak past the perpetual gang war in the street to get there. Go to the basement. Find the Big Scary Door. Don't touch the door. There is a fingerprint scanner. You should be able to lift a print and use that to open it. Or maybe you can do crazy computer magic, whatever. That opens the panel for the door handle. The handle combination is pull, turn counterclockwise, pull again, turn clockwise. Mind the arm lopper. Switch off the next trap before you step on the stairs. There might be a crazy guy and weird robots down there. Just cross the room and go through the door. Now you're in a maze. Navigate the maze. You should come out in a cavern with the sad robot booth. This is the robot that apparently needs to be encrypted. Beyond that there is a dragon mouth that leads to Star Trek. Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul.

1/6/2019 - Joshua- Those directions don't quite sound right (unless things have changed since I'd last visited the Robot vendor). The maze & the cavern that had the dragon mouth off it was where Brown was. There was just a passage and stairs down to the cavern where the robot vendor was. In the basement in Red Carpet for example there are two doors. One leads to the maze and the cavern with the Dragon mouth (and was where Brown used to be), the other door to the cavern where the robot vendor is. I know the Rock amongst others was creating maps of the sewers, so he may be able to clarify. One thing to keep in mind is that the sewers are like their own realm\*. So as mentioned above the building at the same geographical location in the two realms has the same entrances. If you can find the same geographical location in other Realms, the same entrance should be there.
\*the sewers can be slightly different between realms. For example the passage between the basement and the cavern with the robot vendor in it did not go through originally in Red Carpet. Some change happened (likely the staircase being put in, in Night City) caused it to change to there now also being a stair case in Red Carpet.

1/6/2019 - Glenn James - Hmm. I have gotten those 2 spots mixed up before. A bigger problem is that I can't even be sure. All of my sewer explorations (and thus maps) were made with Rock as a servitor of Brown. My understanding is that the Brown AI forces all versions of the sewers to exist at the same time. So even though I encountered the robot several times in Red Carpet's sewers, I assumed that it would only be present in Night City's sewers now that Brown is not with us anymore. If the robot is present in RC, that should be safer to get to (if you don't have a price on your head in RC). Though the last time I was at the apartment building it was taped off like a crime scene and under police surveillance.

2/18/2019 - [unencrypted] Sal5s abo7nd! - Com6 see X02# for all ov your p8rchasin n33ds! <error>
And eve9ything els0 you coul3 want! <Danger: Radiation> <end of line>