The End

"The End" is the thirteenth and final track from Kevin & Abi and the Secret of the Golden Pendant

## Performers

Oliver Marsh as "Kevin" and "Alternate Timeline Connor Morgan"

Kiera-Marie Somers as "Abi"

Lauren Osborn as "Solandra Osborn"

Hayley Warner as "Telna Warner"

Kerttu Aarnipuu as "Ryvyr D Goblin"

Paul Shapera as "Michael"

Psyche Chimere as "Han-Mi"

## Lyrics

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

That is literally the most batshit thing I have ever heard in my entire life!

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

How many timelines did you destroy?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

He's been at this for centuries! Plus each time he does this he has to stay long enough to seduce Sorandra and Terna!

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

Or make them think they're seducing him.

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Well, what do we do with him? With the tech he picked up he might be able to pick up whatever jail we put him in-

[CONNOR:] *(spoken)*

You cannot stop me! I've done everything perfectly this time! All I have to do is open my last time door and go back to kidnap Lee! Lee, Lee I'm coming!

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

I have an idea...

Spell from hell Time!

[CONNOR:]

ribbit ribbit

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

You turned him into a frog? Nice!

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

Do we undo what he did?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

We can't, he's already done everything in the future. We could wipe ourselves out of existence. We have to keep everything as is.

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

Where's my pendant?

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

We can't take the pendant...

[RYVYR] *(spoken)*

What?! My precious!

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

We have to go back to the future and take that pendant. This one has to stay here and go through the entire cycle.

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

To think the thing that truly stopped him was a lonely pendant...

[TELNA:] *(spoken)*

Give me that pendant you thieving whore, it's mine!

[SOLANDRA:] *(spoken)*

It's mine! I'm leaving this crappy town and moving to the big city to start a new life. I'm gonna be rich, RICH!

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

So, we just leave them?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Yep, let it play out. We'll go back to our own time and retrieve the pendant from Sorandra.

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

She's not gonna give it up...

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

I don't intend to ask nicely.

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

Can I please hear your joke?

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

*No*

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

So this guy says, "Doc you've got to help me! I'm a mess! I wake up one day and I think I'm a wigwam, but I wake up the next day and I think I'm a teepee! I'm losing my mind here."

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

What does the doctor say?

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

Don't encourage him!

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

The doctor says "Oh! Your problems simple, you're two tents!"

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

I'm going to be physically ill...

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

What happens then?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Nothing, that's the joke.

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

How can he be two tents if he's still a man?

[ABI:] *(mocking)*

Yeah Kevin, how?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Let's go back to our time. Get the pendant, and get a drink at the Griffin's Tail, and I'll explain it.

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

Can I keep the frog?

*[ribbit]*

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

Sure, why not.

[KEVIN:]

It's true sometimes you need a sleuth, detectives on your side

[ABI:]

Brilliant, sly, astute and wise we always get our guy

[KEVIN:]

We'll ace the toughest case without a snag or drag or hitch

[ABI:]

Abi is the sweet one, Kevin's a little-

[KEVIN:]

Hey!

[KEVIN, ABI]

If the cops have given up don't panic don't you twitch

The best detective team out there, Kevin and the Witch!

[MICHAEL:]

So there's your little story, nice and fun which you all deserve

And with that it's time for me to go, time to leave this world

Now, don't get sad and huffy, I've lived longer than anyone has a right

And I’ve I've had a real good run of things, but y'know all things have their time

So last toast to happy stories and lost remembered friends

Every endings a beginning and every beginning has its end

Toast to me every now and then, and don't waste time crying

Endings come for us one and all in our time of dying

[HAN-MI:]

Um, excuse, are you Michael?

[MICHAEL:]

Uh, who wants to know?

[HAN-MI:]

My name is Han-Mi, I've head alot about you and I've been looking forward to meeting you.

[MICHAEL:]

Well I don't know how ya heard about me but now's a real awkward time to make introductions.

[HAN-MI:]

Lloyd and Raven sent me to find you.

[MICHAEL:]

Aw honey, Lloyd's dead and David's been lost so many years I'm not even sure he wants to be found

[HAN-MI:]

No, Lloyd was dead but... he got better, and Raven was trapped but now he's free and their together again.

[MICHAEL:]

Y'know, I swore I heard old Lloyd's voice during Nash.

[HAN-MI:]

They want to see you and they need you.

[MICHAEL:]

Listen sugar it it's tempting but I don't know if I have it in me. I'm ready to roll over and just lay it down-

[HAN-MI:]

They found Jill.

[MICHAEL:]

...Jill's dead

[HAN-MI:]

No, she's trapped, but she's alive. Lloyd's sure and he wants to rescue her. They need your help.

[MICHAEL:]

Wh- Jill's alive? But sh- Jill's alive? Jill J-

I'm so sorr-- I'm so sorry! I failed I failed you! I-

Aw hell, you should have just led with that. Alright, Alright

I'm in.