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Episode 77: Print & Pressure

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*In which Alessant hangs in the balance.*

Episode CW:Suicide by firearm

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous waters of Dungeons and Dragons.

We were joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie "The Hills are Alive” Bellekom
* Sam "The Hills Have Eyes” Burns
* Ellie "A Hill in Disguise” Sparrow

(names by @Spicy\_Beauritos on twitter)

## Ending Song

I made a pact to save the day,

Became the villain of this play.

I would not compromise nor bend,

By such, by such, I met my end.
Bonus Content: Fish in the Sea

Another classic sea shanty from the Flintlocks crew!

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## Lyrics

Come all you young sailormen, listen to me

I’ll sing you a song of the fish in the sea

And it’s

Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys

When the wind blows we’re all together, boys

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes

Up jumps the eel with his slippery tail,

Climbs up aloft and reefs the topsail,

And it’s

Windy weather boys, stormy weather, boys

When the wind blows we're all together, boys

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes

Then up jumps the shark with his nine rows of teeth,

Saying 'You eat the dough boys, and I'll eat the beef!'

And it’s

Windy weather boys, stormy weather, boys

When the wind blows we're all together, boys

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes

Up jumps the whale, the largest of all,

'If you want any wind, well, I'll blow ya a squall!'

And it's

Windy weather boys, stormy weather, boys

When the wind blows we're all together, boys

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes
Scarroll’s Cove

The place where everything began. Scarroll's Cove is a small port town in Wending. The Trio meet here in the Bosun's Arms, and later go on to kill Stringer Smith in a warehouse in the poorer district. Scamp grew up here. The party leave Scarroll's Cove in Episode 2. It is later featured in a dream Celestia shares with Corzin in Episode 67 (?).

Places:

* The Bosun's Arms
* Hikari Saito's shop
Episode 32: Hemp & Horrors

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*The party engage in a cross-country chase through the hinterlands of Suul.*

 Summary

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous depths of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Insidious” Bellekom
* Sam “Darth Sidious” Burns
* Ellie “Deciduous” Sparrow

## Ending Song

There’s terrors roaming ‘cross the land

And nightmare comes with hemp in hand

When famine’s left us with no hope

At least we need not fear the rope
Bonus Content: Thrinese Ladies

A Calcinean version of Spanish Ladies

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## Lyrics

Farewell and adieu to you Thrinese ladies

Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Thrine

For we’ve received sending for to sail for Old Wending

But we hope, very soon, to see you again

We'll rant and we'll roar like true Wendish sailors

We'll rant and we'll roar along the salt seas

Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old Wending

From Sun’s Watch to Peder is thirty-five leagues

We hove our ship to with the wind from sou'west, boys

We hove our ship to, deep soundings to take

Twas forty-five fathoms, with a white sandy bottom

So we squared our main yard and up channel steered we

We'll rant and we'll roar like true Wendish sailors

We'll rant and we'll roar along the salt seas

Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old Wending

From Sun’s Watch to Peder is thirty-five leagues

The first land we sighted was called the Deadman

Next Ram Head off Dunport, start Wainwall and Kite[?]

We sailed by Grechy, by Fairsong and Brown Mist

Until we bore ourselves up by the South Foreland Light

We'll rant and we'll roar like true Wendish sailors

We'll rant and we'll roar along the salt seas

Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old Wending

From Sun’s Watch to Peder is thirty-five leagues

Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor

And all in the Downs that night for to lie

Then it's stand by your stoppers, lay clear your shank-painters

Haul up you blue garnets, let tacks and sheet fly

We'll rant and we'll roar like true Wendish sailors

We'll rant and we'll roar along the salt seas

Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old Wending

From Sun’s Watch to Peder is thirty-five leagues

Now, let every man drink off his full bumper

And let every man drink off his full glass

We'll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy

And here's to the health of each true-hearted lass

We'll rant and we'll roar like true Wendish sailors

We'll rant and we'll roar along the salt seas

Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old Wending

From Sun’s Watch to Peder is thirty-five leagues
Episode 78: Dungeons & Drug Dens

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*In which an archaeological expedition begins.*

Episode CW: Drug addiction & withdrawal

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous depths of Dungeons and Dragons.

We were joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie "Tea & Coffee” Bellekom
* Sam “Treason Toffee” Burns
* Ellie "Bees & Banoffee” Sparrow

## Ending Song

Who doesn't love to smoke a pipe

Escape the horrors of the night

To help you struggle through the day

To delve into a tomb of clay
Episode 65: Democracy & Demagoguery

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*In which treaties must be ratified and fates settled.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous darkness down below of Dungeons and Dragons.

We were joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Never Gonna Give You Up” Bellekom
* Sam “Never Gonna Let You Down” Burns
* Ellie “Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You” Sparrow

(names submitted by @Spicy\_Beauritos on Twitter)

## Ending Song

Our land stands on a sabre’s edge

And some would light the powder kegs

But if we’re ever to be free

We must accept the hand of peace
Episode 68: Worms & Wayhouses

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*In which Tsabnet discovers the limitations of Thieves’ Cant.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous caverns of Dungeons and Dragons.

We were joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Ring a Ring of Roses” Bellekom
* Sam “Humpty Dumpty” Burns
* Ellie “Why are English Nursery Rhymes All About Horrific Historical Incidents” Sparrow

## Ending Song

I close my eyes, in dreams I wait

Confusing symbols, tests of faith

The walls have ears, don't speak your wrath

To halfwit siblings in the bath
Songs

A

Admiral Grenville

B

Ballad of Barnacle Point

The Basilisk's Eye

Bastard Fish

Beer, Beer, Beer!

Blow the Man Down

Bones in the Ocean

Brandy's Blood

Break the Wheel

C

Call Me Reginald

Come to the Silken Sail!

Cruel Wars

D

E

Everything's Fine

F

Fathom the Bowl

Fish in the Sea

G

Go Away

Grenville’s Blood

H

The Halfling Rover

Haul Away Joe

How to Shed Tears

I

I am the Storm

I Called Out

I Found You

I’ll Hold the Light

I'll Hold the Light (Reprise)

In Old Uttu

J

Jimothy!

K

The Krakensbane

L

Leave Her Johnny

Light a Candle

M

The Milkmaid Song

Milk the Cow!

Moradin Rap

N

No Regrets

Nursery Rhymes with Scamp!

O

Off to Sea

Old Coalbeard

P

A Pirate's Life

The PodUK Shanty

Pot o' Gold

Q

R

Randy Dandy O

Rattlin' Bog

Red Haired Molly

Resist

Ring Down Below

Rolling Down to Old Cowry

S

The Sailor’s Prayer

Second Breakfast!

Shawshanks

The Skies Are Burning

Skylords of Sharan'Tel Main Theme

South Orcyria

Spinnerets & Threads

T

Thrinese Ladies

To Catch a Mirrel

To Dream

To the Sea

U

Upsetting the Apple Wagon

V

The Vomit Song

W

Weaver’s Word

We Forgot Jeffrey

We’re Pirates Now

When I get to Wainwall

Whisky Johnny

X

Y

Z
Bonus Content: Moradin Rap

A traditional Dwarven rap.

© Jason Phelps 2019.

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## Lyrics

Once upon a time there were three dwarf clans

Understand, clap your hands, let’s make this scan

In the days before the haze of the joten sin

We walked beside our living god, great Moradin

Shaped our flesh, kept it fresh, no pain in the creche

Brought us down into the place where both worlds mesh

Masters of the surface, queens of down below

He taught us the secrets of steel and stone

Shape your life, use the strife, blade straight as a knife

Steel true, that’s you, both husband and wife

Five score times five, that's the sum of dwarf life

Perfection’s the goal and strife is the price

But our stone became mud, a curse on our blood

When the giants brought it down with a deafening thud

They slew their own god, their souls became rot

The price that they paid too soon was forgot

So blind with their rage, the loss of their page

They came to our halls to shatter the stage

Spilled blood in our homes, crunched on our bones

Those left alive fled down all alone

Crushed Moradin with the weight of their sin

Forced him down to the place between

Life and death, a place without breath

Struggling, drowning, ever in the depths

With our god dead, they left us half bred

One soul alone for two newborn heads

Know young Dwarf, the value of life

You wouldn’t exist without The Midwife

Who reached down into the threshold

Bald, gold, kept your death on hold

Guided in by grim Moradin

Dead but ready where the veil is thin

Forever two births, one breath, one death

The legacy left by the jotun's mess

Though patience, yes, is a virtue too

True, for a time we withdrew

We never forgot the grudge that we hold

True as gold, twice as bold, burning in our souls of old

We rose again with Elven aid

Left every single giant slayed

Their blood a flood began to flow

We left it dashed out on the snow

We stormed their fortresses of cloud

Proud, thunder walls so loud

We left their kingdoms broken, dust

Bust works rust

Our bloodlust sated

We were then fated

To raise a call to those lost halls

Witness all the jotens’ fall

So call a clamour, make a din

Strike iron, copper, bronze and tin

The story’s end and time begins

We avenge you, Moradin
Episode 33: Riches & Revolution

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*In which the party arrive in a new town, meet some new friends and go to the bank.*

 Summary

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous depths of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Lady Marmalade” Bellekom
* Sam “Lord Marmite” Burns
* Ellie “Viscount Marmaduke” Sparrow

## Ending Song

When chaos swoops in like a hawk

You might just meet a friendly orc

You try to bring a hanging’s hault

You just start up the revolt
Episode 21: Flights & Farewells

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*In which the party experiences a number of farewells, reunions and unexpected complications.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the turbulent waters of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Zombie” Bellekom
* Sam “Skeleton” Burns
* Ellie “Ectoplasm” Sparrow

## Ending Song

Your land stands on the sabre's edge

Your cities are a powder keg,

Brother chains Brother, no one's free

A life on land is short you'll see
**.**

So gather your muskets, gather your spears

I'll teach you all how to shed tears

The kraken, storms and me you'll fear,

So go on, try to run my dears
Episode 54: Confessions & Carriages

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*In which the party proceed to the town of Treachery.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous waters of Dungeons and Dragons.

We were joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Fire in the Hole” Bellekom
* Sam “Fire Up a Coal” Burns
* Ellie “Set Fire to a Mole” Sparrow

## Ending Song

Regrets, confessions, all flow free

While stalked by hounds of treachery

They beg for life before your eyes

Could you doom them to save more lives?
Bonus Content: Ring Down Below

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## Lyrics

Ring down below

Oh, ring down, ring down everybody

Ring down below

Oh ring down, ring down I tell ya

Ring down below

Oh, ring down, yes I met up with Arachne

Ring down below

Oh yes, Arachne beat the hell out of The Regent

Ring down below

Oh, ring down, ring down everybody

Ring down below

Oh ring down, ring down I tell ya

Ring down below

Oh ring down, yes, I’m a Dionysus

Ring down below

Oh Dionysus, he is praying for some freedom

Ring down below

Oh ring down, ring down everybody

Ring down below

I’m going down yonder just to meet with Dionysus

Ring down below

Oh, ring down, ring down everybody

Ring down below

Oh yes, Dionysus, he is praying for our freedom

Ring down below

Oh, anybody beat the hell out of The Regent

Ring down below

Oh ring down, ring down everybody

Ring down below

Oh, ring down, ring down everybody

Ring down below

Ring down below

Ring down below
Bonus Content: I’ll Hold the Light

A song about perseverance

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## Lyrics

There’s a place, beyond the war

That I can’t see anymore

There’s a place, when fighting’s done

And that is called - we won

But we’re never going to reach that place

There’s always more to fight

So as long as there are monsters,

I’ll hold the light

Long live, the revolution

‘Cause it always comes back round

For every, victory

Feels we always lose some ground

And for every stride we take forward

They push with all their might

But as long as there are wrongs,

I’ll hold the light

We’ll carve out, understanding

From the rock of ignorance

We’ll make our people visible

And blind to difference

But no matter how far we have come

There’s more road still in sight

For as long as you will walk with me,

I’ll hold the light
Episode 28: Tracks & Tarpits

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*In which the party undertakes the first task and meets a new friend.*

 Summary

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the fairy-strewn woods of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Snake Charmer” Bellekom
* Sam “Steak Palmer” Burns
* Ellie “Shake Llama” Sparrow

## Ending Song

In life you’ll find you won’t get far,

When you’re stuck in a pit of tar!

When flying watch out for flung trunks,

Especially if you’re flying drunks
Bonus Content: A Pirate's Life

A pirate's life for me!

© Jason Phelps 2019.

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## Lyrics

You’re a cheat, you’re a swindler,

You’re a charmer and a rogue

You’re a braggart, you’re a scoundrel,

You’re a beauty, strike a pose

You’ve got wits, you’ve got courage,

To make free upon the sea

Buy your sails and buy your pistols

It’s the pirate’s life for me

I did twenty years of service on the HMS Canard

Thought the crown would look out for her

Onto deck, it’s working hard

Now I’m sacked without a pension

All my prospects gone to sea

So I’ll sink her majesty's vessels

It’s a pirate’s life for me

You’re a cheat, you’re a swindler,

You’re a charmer and a rogue

You’re a braggart, you’re a scoundrel,

You’re a beauty, strike a pose

You’ve got wits, you’ve got courage,

To make free upon the sea

Buy your sails and buy your pistols

It’s the pirate’s life for me

We were brave soldiers of fortune on the merchant privateer

Now the war’s come to a ceasefire

and we’re back to holding beer

Who wants to toil with sweat and blood

for barely a copper or three

There’s better pay in letting blood

The pirate’s life for me

You’re a cheat, you’re a swindler,

You’re a charmer and a rogue

You’re a braggart, you’re a scoundrel,

You’re a beauty, strike a pose

You’ve got wits, you’ve got courage,

To make free upon the sea

Buy your sails and buy your pistols

It’s the pirate’s life for me

My old master he loved discipline

And the stroking of the cat

Peel your flesh from your bones

With each caress of the lash

Every blow will make you stronger

His own words he got to see

When me hands were wrapped around his throat

The pirate’s life for me

You’re a cheat, you’re a swindler,

You’re a charmer and a rogue

You’re a braggart, you’re a scoundrel,

You’re a beauty, strike a pose

You’ve got wits, you’ve got courage,

To make free upon the sea

Buy your sails and buy your pistols

It’s the pirate’s life for me

I’m out here because I’m wanted

And I can’t go back to land

I’m a fool who fell in desperate love

And sought the wrong man’s hand

But his husband was a captain in her majesty's cavalry

So I skipped the town and went to port

The pirate’s life for me

You’re a cheat, you’re a swindler,

You’re a charmer and a rogue

You’re a braggart, you’re a scoundrel,

You’re a beauty, strike a pose

You’ve got wits, you’ve got courage,

To make free upon the sea

Buy your sails and buy your pistols

It’s the pirate’s life for me

Well we’re thieves and we’re bastards

And we’ve killed a soul or three

But unlike the suds on land

We know what is to be free

So stay out of our way

Lest you want to pay a fee

Cause neither one of us will be slaves again

The pirate’s life for me

You’re a cheat, you’re a swindler,

You’re a charmer and a rogue

You’re a braggart, you’re a scoundrel,

You’re a beauty, strike a pose

You’ve got wits, you’ve got courage,

To make free upon the sea

Buy your sails and buy your pistols

It’s the pirate’s life for me
Bonus Content: Blow the Man Down

A classic sea shanty, with Calcinean place names. (With guest singer Sarah Dunleavy.)

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## Real World History

The Black Ball Line was the name of two fleets of transatlantic packet ships, one based in Liverpool and the other in New York. 'Kicking Jack Williams' was a captain on the American side. Infamous for tough discipline on board, he was also famed for record-breaking runs.

## Lyrics

Come all ye young fellows who follow the sea

Wey hey, blow the man down

And pray pay attention and listen to me

Give me some time to blow the man down

I'm a deep water sailor just in from Hong Gao

Wey hey, blow the man down

If you buy me a drink, then I'll sing for you now

Give me some time to blow the man down

Blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down

Wey hey, blow the man down

Blow him right back into Crosswater town

Give me some time to blow the man down

There's tinkers and tailors and soldiers and all

Wey hey, blow the man down

They all ship for sailors on board the Black Ball

Give me some time to blow the man down

You'll see those poor devils how they will all scoot

Wey hey, blow the man down

Assisted along by the toe of a boot

Give me some time to blow the man down

Blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down

Wey hey, blow the man down

Blow him right back into Crosswater town

Give me some time to blow the man down

It's starboard and larboard on deck they will sprawl

Wey hey, blow the man down

For Kickin' Jack Williams commands the Black Ball

Give me some time to blow the man down

Lay aft now, ya lubbers, lay aft now I say

Wey hey, blow the man down

I'll none of yer dodges on my ship today

Give me some time to blow the man down

Blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down

Wey hey, blow the man down

Blow him right back into Crosswater town

Give me some time to blow the man down

So I'll give you fair warning before we belay

Wey hey, blow the man down

Don't ever take heed of what Shantymen say (Fuck off)

Give me some time to blow the man down
Bonus Content: The Basilisk's Eye

A classic song for pirate bars

© Jason Phelps 2020.

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## Lyrics

Well, beware my young friend

Of an unpleasant end

At the hands of a fiend of the deep

Of a temper so foul

Unexpected, a scowl

To appear on those features so sweet

For there many who rue

The gaze that they knew

And what beauty and wrath in it lies

So if you wish life long

Then you won’t go far wrong

To stay out of The Basilisk’s Eye

Oh, The Basilisk’s Eye, The Basilisk’s Eye

If you’d live for long then far you will lie

From a gaze that has strayed oft in search of its prize

And the deadly embrace of The Basilisk’s Eye

Well, you won’t be her first fair companion

And you won’t be the last by a mile

For once you meet her gaze

You’ll have wonderful days

Until she grows bored of your fine smile

Then she’s cold as a bone

But still thinks you her own

For she’s jealous that what’s hers might stray

And if you glance elsewhere

At a feature that’s fair

Then she’ll mark down the end of your days

Oh, The Basilisk’s Eye, The Basilisk’s Eye

If you’d live for long then far you will lie

From a gaze that has strayed oft in search of its prize

And the inconstant glare of The Basilisk’s Eye

There was sweet little Maven

From fair old Monraven

Who caught the gaze with her soft hair

But dear little Maven

She caught her astray

And fed that poor girl to a bear

Then stout-hearted Jock

With the 14 inch stock

To his musket pleased body and eye

Till she tired of his puns

And fired him from the guns

And we last saw old Jock hit the sky

Oh, The Basilisk’s Eye, The Basilisk’s Eye

If you’d live for long then far you will lie

From a gaze that has strayed oft in search of its prize

And the ferocious light of The Basilisk’s Eye

What of old Marigold

With a tongue that could fold

Cherry stalks into quite the tight knot

An accomplished kisser

And we shall all miss her

Now she’s in the lake left to rot

Let’s not forget Manwell

Whose rhymes didn’t scan well

But made up his songs with his good cheer

Till the Basilisk found him

To spread about town

And she drowned him in a cask of beer

Oh, The Basilisk’s Eye, The Basilisk’s Eye

If you’d live for long then far you will lie

From a gaze that has strayed oft in search of its prize

And the furious orb of The Basilisk’s Eye

But our story’s not done

Till we mention the one

Who inevitably got away

Who has loved her and lost

And escaped without cost

To move on at the end of the day

Now the Basilisk’s left

Nothing less than obsessed
Ever roving in search of that prey

And if her sorta prize

Could give you some advice

There no doubt here is what he would say

Oh, The Basilisk’s Eye, The Basilisk’s Eye

If you’d live for long then far you will lie

From a gaze that has strayed oft in search of its prize

And the beautiful death of The Basilisk’s Eye
Bonus Content: Call Me Reginald

He’s your dashing drunken friend that’ll be there ’til the end!

© Jason Phelps 2019.

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## Lyrics

Oh, if you need assistance when you're planning a heist

Into the king’s boudoir

You can’t go very wrong with a fellow full of feist

An elephant Einstein

I’m a very canny sort when it comes to thinking thoughts

I’m smarter than a skull

If you need to make a plan with some rhymes that always scan

Just call me Reginald

Who leaves their gold and jewels in a dusty old vault

Where no one else can see

I’ll help you liberate them with a dash of single malt

And pass them on to me

I’m a very stylish fellow though I prefer pink to yellow

And a style that takes some gall

Who's your dashing drunken friend that’ll be there to the end

Just call me Reginald

Tell every son and daughter

No vault is safe from me

I once e'en stole the water

Right out of the whole sea

If you need a hand with cards then I can give you a flush

The old casino fake

But keep an eye, I’ll lift your necklace off you in a rush

As lining for my wings

If you need me have a tipple, I’ll be with you in a ripple

Stiff drinks my siren’s call

But when you’re cold and sober then our journey will be over

‘Til then

Call me your old gander, lifelong friend

A nimble-fingered thief, there’s no bar he can’t bend

I’ll steal both your wallet and your heart in the end

Just call me Reginald
Bonus Content: Leave Her Johnny

A classic sea shanty sang by Celestia Stardust

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## Lyrics

Oh, the work was hard and the wage is low

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

I guess it’s time for us to go

and it's time for us to leave her

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her

I thought I heard the Old Man say

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

Tomorrow you will get your pay

and it's time for us to leave her

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her

She would neither steer nor stay nowhere

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

She shipped it green and made us swear

And it's time for us to leave her

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her

The rats have gone, so next the crew

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

It’s time, me lads, that we went too

And it’s time for us to leave her

Leave her, Johnny, leave her

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her
Dancing On Needles (album)

Dancing On Needles is the seventh studio album by Charlotte Martin.

**Track listing**

**1.**​​​​​​Any Minute Now - 02:53

2.Volcano - 03:57

3.Truth Cerium - 03:26

4.Dancing On Needles - 04:29

5.Animal - 04:39

6.Life Vest - 04:10

7.Tremble - 05:22

8.Starlight - 04:02

9.Ready For A Flight - 03:15

10.Complications - 03:59

11.Language Of God - 04:58

12.Weird Goodbye - 04:43

**Outtakes**

Where Do We Go From Here

Mrs. Blue

Sluts And Bitches

Desire

Uncomfortable Things

Battle Scars

Mission Control (Demo)

Cocooning

My Business Isn't Death

Oscura

Never Enough Places

Snowflakes (Alternative Version)

Your Side

Nightlight
Stromata (album)

## **Track listing**

All songs written by Charlotte Martin.

1.Stromata - 04:32

2.Cut The Cord - 03:35

3.Drip - 03:42

4.Little Universe - 04:39

5.Civilized - 03:56

6.A Hopeless Attempt - 03:25

7.Four Walls - 04:17

8.Inch - 03:27

9.Keep Me In Your Pocket - 03:12

10.Pills - 03:03

11.Just Before Dawn - 01:42

12.Cardboard Ladders - 05:11

13.The Dance - 04:35

14.Redeemed - 04:37

Bonus tracks from iTunes

15.Habit - 04:38

16.Stromata (Red Swan Remix) - 04:15

Bonus tracks from the extended version of Stromata:

15.Dust - 03:54

16.Empty Wells - 02:53

17.Crimsom Sky - 03:42

18.Apology - 03:44

19.Keep Me In Your Pocket (Solo Version) - 03:09

## **References**

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stromata\_(album)

https://charlottemartin.bandcamp.com/album/stromata-extended-version
Episode 41: Choices & Chamberpots

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*In which we go to the Mirrored Palace.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous waters of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Mission Impossible” Bellekom
* Sam “Mission Implausible” Burns
* Ellie “Mission Impractical” Sparrow

## Ending Song

Though things went wrong, we made our plot

We switched the King’s own chamberpot

Survived the Palace’s grave test

And now we’ll take some well-earned rest
Episode 45: Collections & Cruelty

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*In which the party pretend to be art historians.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the turbulent depths of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Birthday Girls” Bellekom
* Sam “Bristol Chills” Burns
* Ellie “Brisket Curls” Sparrow

## Ending Song

You’ll fight your way from door to door

Trap in the vaults of a Collector

But as we drop first mask then mask

We play a game of questions asked
One Girl Army (album)

One Girl Army is the second studio album by Charlotte Martin. It is a full album's worth of songs that was issued as a promotional item, and was subsequently withdrawn. It received a review in Women Who Rock magazine, Issue #1. The most rare song to find is Takin' It Like A Man.

**Track listing**

1.Prelude - 02:35

2.Silver Honey - 05:02

3.In Parentheses - 03:20

4.Mayday For The Girl - 03:13

5.Getting Even - 04:00

6.Across The Water - 05:29

7.Takin' It Like A Man -

8.One Girl Army - 04:51

9.Raven - 04:23

10.Dangled - 04:08

11.Something Like A Hero - 05:52
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Episode 52: Parties & Parenting

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*In which the Council of Cayonne is formed and Corzin offers some parental advice.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the treacherous waters of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Dice Tooth” Bellekom
* Sam “Dreidel Nose” Burns
* Ellie “Roulette Ring” Sparrow

## Ending Song

The battle’s done but all’s not won

Let’s forge a town then have some fun

When life tears down your forts of sand

Then friends can lend a helping hand
Bitter

Bitter is a unreleased song performed live by Charlotte Martin. Charlotte (as St Louis Science Centre), along with Ken Andrews and Brett (her tour manager from the Matt Nathanson shows) performed a set at the Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles on the 9th of December 2004. Charlotte called herself Charlize, played keyboards and sang, Ken played bass, and Brett played harmonium, drums and ‘weird sounds’.
Tender Plaz

Tender Plaz is an unreleased song performed live by Charlotte Martin. Charlotte (as St Louis Science Centre), along with Ken Andrews and Brett (her tour manager from the Matt Nathanson shows) performed a set at the Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles on the 9th of December 2004. Charlotte called herself Charlize, played keyboards and sang, Ken played bass, and Brett played harmonium, drums and ‘weird sounds’.

Reference: http://www.silverhoney.co.uk/discography.htm
Revolver Man

Revolver Man is an unreleased song performed live by Charlotte Martin. Charlotte (as St Louis Science Centre), along with Ken Andrews and Brett (her tour manager from the Matt Nathanson shows) performed a set at the Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles on the 9th of December 2004. Charlotte called herself Charlize, played keyboards and sang, Ken played bass, and Brett played harmonium, drums and ‘weird sounds’.

Reference: http://www.silverhoney.co.uk/discography.htm
Reproductions (album)

Reproductions is a studio album of cover versions by Charlotte Martin.

## **Track listing**

1.Angel - 04:09 (Massive Attack)

2.Obstacle 1 - 03:56 (Interpol)

3.Constant Craving - 04:43 (K.D. Lang)

4.Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town - 03:11 (Pearl Jam)

5.Chocolate - 03:27 (Snow Patrol)

6.Bizarre Love Triangle - 03:28 (New Order)

7.Cherry-Coloured Funk - 04:00 (Cocteau Twins)

8.I Am Stretched Out On Your Grave - 04:10 (Sinéad O'Connor)

9.Urge For Going - 04:30 (Joni Mitchell)

10.Just Like Heaven - 03:29 (The Cure)

11.Song To The Siren - 03:22 (Tim Buckley)

### Digital bonus tracks:

12.Cloudbusting - 03:00 (Kate Bush)

13.Mission To The Moon - 02:49 (Terami Hirsch)

### Exclusive bonus track from Musictoday:

12.I Never Came - 04:02 (Queens Of The Stone Age)
Treasure

Treasure is an unreleased song performed live by Charlotte Martin. Charlotte (as St Louis Science Centre), along with Ken Andrews and Brett (her tour manager from the Matt Nathanson shows) performed a set at the Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles on the 9th of December 2004. Charlotte called herself Charlize, played keyboards and sang, Ken played bass, and Brett played harmonium, drums and ‘weird sounds’.

Reference: http://www.silverhoney.co.uk/discography.htm
Serene The Unbroken

## Birthplace

Neoma island. An island on the other side of the Black Sea, Neoma is home to people who worship moon spirits. It is also unfortunately the sight of a great many raider attacks.

## Serene

### Relatives

Mother: Irena (Dead)Father: Shiloh (Pressumed Dead)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Pale Green

Serene was born on a small island across the sea. Her fairly
obvious celestial heritage marked her for greatness from a young age. So thought her parents, so thought the village elders, and most importantly, so thought she. The people of her island had always had a deep connection to
moonlight. This connection, thanks to her heritage, was even deeper in Serene's case- she was descended from a moon spirit. Her advisor was also a moon spirit,
but in this case a deva rather than the important celestial somewhere in her
ancestry. This upbringing also put her on the path to learning the druidic arts, particularly the moon related ones.

Unfortunately for her and those around her, the young
aasimar's home was attacked by raiders from the mainland when she was 10. This
resulted in many deaths, such as her parents. And much to her deva's dismay,
one of the bandits at the hands of Seren and an heirloom greatsword with an
attempt to channel the deva's own power. This was not appreciated in any way,
shape, or form and the newly orphaned aasimar became fallen as well. She fled to the mainland, entirely alone.

Her abandonment lead to an obsession with the spirits that
guide aasimar to try and get hers back. As such, she set out to learn more
about them. this lead her to a sage academy, where she tried to learn and
document everything she could about the celestials. Unfortunately, aasimar are not very common. So uncommon, in fact, that she only ever found one.

## Personality

She is just an immensely knowledge hungry, spiritual person. She typically only does things for her own benefit. She is constantly under the impression that everyone is attempting to steal her secrets, but she also cannot keep a secret to save her life.
Gambler

Gambler is an unreleased song performed live by Charlotte Martin. Charlotte (as St Louis Science Centre), along with Ken Andrews and Brett (her tour manager from the Matt Nathanson shows) performed a set at the Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles on the 9th of December 2004. Charlotte called herself Charlize, played keyboards and sang, Ken played bass, and Brett played harmonium, drums and ‘weird sounds’.

Reference: http://www.silverhoney.co.uk/discography.htm
Episode 19: Statues & Standoffs

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*In which the party have a gunfight in a brewery.*

## Introductions

Where a handful of mad actors will attempt to survive the turbulent waters of Dungeons and Dragons

We are joined, as ever, by;

* Robbie “Billy the Kid” Bellekom
* Sam “Billy Bragg” Burns
* Ellie “Billy Cans” Sparrow

## Ending Song

To track her down, to save the day

What price are you prepared to pay?

To get her back, to make things whole

Will you chip pieces from your soul?
THE CROSS FAMILY

## CROSS FAMILY NAME ORIGINS

In Dark Age year 75 Benjaminwas born and left on the doorstep of Reinhardt and Martha Legion parents of King Cyrus legion. benjamin was raised by the legion. When Benjamin turned sixteen he traveled outside the town sailed across the great Callahan lake into the Balto forest where he got lost for days before he was captured by the balto's and brought to Natter tribe village to be used as a sacrifice. while there he was saved by the cross a Natter tribe rebel together the two escaped into the forest cross went on to train Benjamin he trained him how to survive after the Cross was killed in the NATTER WAR Benjamin took his name as his last name to honor his mentor and spiritual father.

## MICHAEL RODRIQUEZ CROSS

michael cross was very well known as CEO of Cross industries and more well known as anarchy or the demon of old town

## KNOWN CROSS'S

* Benjamin Cross
* Evie Natter Cross
* Edward Legion Cross
* Quinn Legion Cross
* Gabriela Cross
* Matt Cross
* David Marie Cross
* belle Marie Cross
* Charles Cardinal Cross
* Melanie Cardinal Cross
* Michael Rodriquez Cross
* Kara Cross (Earth 02)
* Kara cross(earth 03)
* Lorenz Cross (earth 03)
THE CARDINAL FAMILY

## THE TALE OF CARDINAL

Rare Purple Cardinal Flower

Three children were born in the Hennesey town Simon,Mary and Gus their mother died while giving birth to Gus their father  was a nobody that was petty criminal could not afford to keep them so he sold them into slavery while traveling through the Balto forest they stopped to set up camp the three escaped freeing the other children then they used the poison from purple cardinals to poison and kill their slavers they buried their bodies next to the cardinal flowers. The children took the name cardinal that night they led the children to Legion city.

## THE CARDINAL EMPIRE

In Dark year 320, the cardinals began there empire as cardinal joined the Cross Guard Gus joined the thieves guild

Simon joined the legion guard to help give them an eye for the guard

Mary ran the house as well as there prostitutes to gather any information that was required to help them

Ran the underground business selling weapons woman  and killing whoever stood in the way
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Episode 105

**Episode 105** is the fifth episode produced of BrainSurge, and the 11th episode aired. It originally aired on October 13, 2009.

## Contestants

Shelby (Purple)

Maria (Red)

Nick (Pink)

**Patrick (Green)**

Camerin (Blue)

Amber (Yellow)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 40
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Maria
 Nick
 Amber
 Shelby
 Camerin

***Shelby and Camerin are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff tells the story of the ape in Africa who raised him

***Nick and Amber are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Patrick vs. Maria

 Maria

***Maria is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Patrick**

 5x5
Dark Age

## LEGION LIONS

The Legion Lions were ancient and magnificent species that Legion island they were one of the original species that existed from DARK YEAR 1 / DARK YEAR 98 when maleficence the last legion lion fell during the Natter war General Cyrus witnessed the death of maleficence and took legion as his last name and built Legion city and became the first Lord of Legion city

## BALTO CLAN

The baltos were slaves to the terrain settlers In Dark age year, 10 the Balto clan came together and rose up against the terrains forcing the terrain settlers away from the forest the Balto took the forest as there own they began to build a peaceful society with a hate for terrains the baltos became intelligent and evolved into a far more advanced society while keeping there native past and traditions. They rely on their stealth strength and claws not to mention tactics they are incredibly dangerous and have always felt like nothing more than animals to humanity after the dark wars they continued living in the Forest far from humanity

## NATTER TRIBE

The Natter tribe was founded by Gregory Natter in DARK YEAR 20 They were a clan of dark sorcerors that worshipped a god known as the ANARCHIST they believed that the ANARCHIST would bring them into his new world order that led into sacrificing terrain as well as baltos the baltos population became threatened In DARK YEAR 95 the Natter tribe village was infiltrated by Benjamin Cross Evie Natter

## ORDER OF CHAOS

one of The most powerful orders ever made it was created by two people from EARTH 01 STORYTELLER VERSE Sloan and baris

they decided in order to avoid the same fate with this world they would shape it themselves they recruited many people secretly they were known for starting wars assassinating targets creating history there loyalty was very random they used various weapons some of the best they were well trained and were very strong after the war they continued working underground taking the abandoned legion city as there own and continued shaping the world even today they are considered nothing more than a myth
Episode 208

**Episode 208** is the 49th produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 8th of Season 2. It was the 49th episode aired, and the 9th of Season 2. It originally aired on July 2, 2010.

## Contestants

Jonathan (Blue)

Justin (Red)

Zariya (Yellow)

Paige (Pink)

**Madison (Purple)**

Josh (Green)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Justin
 Madison
 Josh
 Paige
 Zariya

***Paige and Zariya are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff tells the tale of the "Mighty Marsupials"

 Justin
 Madison
 Josh

***Jonathan and Josh are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Justin vs Madison

 Madison
 Justin
 Madison
 Justin
 Madison

***Justin is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Madison**

 5x5
 6x6
Episode 115

**Episode 115** is the 15th produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 5th episode aired. It originally aired on October 2, 2009.

## Contestants

Keegan (Blue)

Mason (Red)

Sarah (Purple)

Madison (Yellow)

Lilah (Pink)

**Spiro (Green)**

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 40
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Madison
 Spiro
 Mason
 Keegan
 Lilah

*Mason wins tiebreaker*

***Keegan and Lilah are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff tells the story of Sporks, Washington, the "only town in America, where population declines.... daily"

 Madison
 Spiro
 Mason

***Sarah and Mason are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Madison vs. Spiro

 Spiro
 Madison
 Spiro
 Madison
 Spiro

***Madison is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Spiro**

 5x5
Episode 227

**Episode 227** is the 68th produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 27th of Season 2. It was the 66th episode aired, and the 26th of Season 2. It originally aired on April 18, 2011. This episode featured Nickelodeon actors from iCarly and True Jackson, VP.

## Contestants

Nathan Kress (Blue)

Jennette McCurdy (Purple)

Reed Alexander (Green)

**Matt Shively (Yellow)**

Ashley Argota (Red)

Keke Palmer (Pink)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Ashley
 Nathan
 Reed
 Keke
 Jennette

***Keke and Jennette are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff lists bands

 Ashley
 Nathan
 Matt
 Ashley
 Reed

***Nathan and Reed are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Matt vs Ashley

 Ashley
 Matt
 Ashley
 Matt
 Ashley

***Ashley is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Matt**

 5x5
NU MULTIVERSE

origins - on earth prime two writers Matthew Michael Story & Lucas James Smith Recraft wrote the storyteller gods father time and the anarchist and many more unknown to them the gods became real on a alternate earth known as earth 01 the storyteller gods verse  the storyteller gods began creating more worlds based on the two writers stories they had written which spawned the multiverse

the equinox weapons - are tools and weapons that allow the gods to create worlds and teleport to any world they allow the gods to keep the balance. gods can only be killed by the equinox weapons
Episode 202

**Episode 202** is the 43rd produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 2nd of Season 2. It was the 45th episode aired, and the 6th of Season 2. It originally aired on June 28, 2010.

## Contestants

Athena (Red)

**Audrey (Pink)**

Michael (Green)

Jojo (Blue)

Lucy (Purple)

Mike (Yellow)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Lucy
 Athena
 Mike
 Jojo
 Michael

***Jojo and Michael are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff lists his high school class superlatives

***Athena and Mike are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Audrey vs Lucy

 Lucy
 Audrey
 Lucy

***Lucy is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Audrey**

 5x5
 6x6
Episode 206

**Episode 206** is the 47th produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 6th of Season 2. It was the 59th episode aired, and the 19th of Season 2. It originally aired on October 5, 2010.

## Contestants

**Tyler (Green)**

Karine (Pink)

Danny (Yellow)

Ashley (Purple)

Ada-Nicole (Blue)

Isaac (Red)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Isaac
 Tyler
 Ada-Nicole
 Karine
 Ashley

***Karine and Ashley are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff tells the story of a teenage werewolf

***Danny and Ada-Nicole are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Isaac vs Tyler

 Tyler
 Isaac

***Isaac is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Tyler**

 5x5
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Episode 138

**Episode 138** is the 38th produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 6th episode aired. It originally aired on October 5, 2009.

## Contestants

**Kennedy (Yellow)**

Vincent (Purple)

Ashley (Red)

Matt (Green)

Nicole (Blue)

Noah (Pink)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 40
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Matt
 Kennedy
 Nicole
 Ashley
 Vincent

***Ashley and Vincent are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff tells of the superhero group, "Mall Men"

 Matt
 Kennedy
 Nicole

***Noah and Nicole are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Matt vs Kennedy

 Kennedy
 Matt
 Kennedy
 Matt
 Kennedy

***Matt is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Kennedy**

 5x5
 6x6
Episode 111

**Episode 111** is the eleventh produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 7th episode aired. It originally aired on October 6, 2009.

## Contestants

Ariah (Purple)

Mario (Yellow)

Kirsten (Blue)

Sara (Pink)

**Chase (Green)**

Brian (Red)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 40
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Ariah
 Chase
 Brian
 Kirsten
 Sara

***Kirsten and Sara are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff lists several historical figures he's hung out with

***Ariah and Brian are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Mario vs. Chase

***Mario is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Chase**

 5x5
Episode 205

**Episode 205** is the 46th produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 5th of Season 2. It was the 50th episode aired, and the 10th of Season 2. It originally aired on July 6, 2010.

## Contestants

Michael (Green)

Kyla (Pink)

Caitlin (Blue)

Katie (Red)

Danyal (Yellow)

**Zayd (Purple)**

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Danyal
 Caitlin
 Michael
 Kyla
 Katie

***Kyla and Katie are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff tells the stories in his sister Courtney's diary

 Danyal
 Caitlin
 Zayd
 Danyal

***Danyal and Caitlin are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

Zayd vs Michael

 Michael
 Zayd
 Michael
 Zayd
 Michael

***Michael is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Zayd**

 5x5
Episode 222

**Episode 222** is the 63rd produced episode of BrainSurge, and the 22nd of Season 2. It was the 63rd episode aired, and the 23rd of Season 2. It originally aired on October 13, 2010.

## Contestants

Kamron (Yellow)

**T.J. (Blue)**

Claire (Purple)

Rachelle (Red)

Khalil (Green)

Avery (Pink)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 50
 100

### **Results**

 T.J.
 Rachelle
 Khalil
 Kamron
 Avery

***Kamron and Avery are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff tells of his ancestors

 Rachelle
 Khalil
 T.J.
 Rachelle

***Claire and Rachelle are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

T.J. vs Khalil

 Khalil
 T.J.
 Khalil
 T.J.
 Khalil

***Khalil is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: T.J.**

 5x5
Episode 102

**Episode 102** is the second BrainSurge episode produced, behind only the unaired pilot, making it the first filmed episode that made it to air. It was the 28th episode aired, originally airing on January 28, 2010.

## Contestants

**Aly (Green)**

Jessi (Pink)

Drew (Purple)

Alexis (Red)

Lindsey (Yellow)

Justin (Blue)

## Level 1

### **Puzzles**

 20
 30
 40
 50
 100

### **Results**

 Lindsey
 Drew
 Aly
 Jessi
 Alexis

***Jessi and Alexis are eliminated***

## Level 2

### **Story**

Jeff lists landmarks he visited on a road trip

 Drew
 Aly
 Lindsey
 Drew

***Justin and Drew are eliminated***

### **Knockout Round**

 Aly
 Lindsey
 Aly

***Lindsey is eliminated***

## Level 3

**BrainSurge champion: Aly**

 5x5
 6x6