Jakegyllenhaal fan club Wiki

## JAKE

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## JAKE'S WORLD

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We call it Jake's World for its location and iize but it's unclear exaclt yhwere Jake's World originated. In Jake's world obeying gravity is not a necessity and neither is washing yoru clothes or making your bed. You can just go home snug and sound in your Tonrotno location in your bed and sleep without worrying about waking Up in the morning because Jake is watching over you, *always.*

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Movies that Jake Gyllenhaal has been in

Locations to go if you want to see Jake Gyllenhaal

Reasons why Jake Gyllenhaal exists

Interests of Jake Gyllenhaal

How to use a fire tool to get Jake Gyllenhaal into your home utilizing simple techniques invented long ag, simple easy (FUNNY)

Jake Gyllenhaal's current location

Fire tool

Number of Sticks that Jake Gyllenhaal currently possesses

Current owners of the Jake's World map

Jake Gyllenhaal's plants and his waters

[1]THE PRAYER OF JAKE

Jake Gyllenhaal's favorite television serieses

Jake's World ripoffs and spoofs

Antarctica

Antarctica 2

How to locate hacked websites

Jake Gyllenhaal's experience with trench warfare

Jake Gyllenhaal's favorite words

## Jake's World

### Inhabitants

Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal,

JAKER boy

Aliases
Jakey Boy, Jaje Gyllenhaal, Nightcrawlerboy, Dad, Son, Husband, Sister, Wife, Aunt, Uncle, Mother, the one, Prince of Persia, the one the one he is the one, Jake, Jigga, Queef Queen

Relatives
Plants

Affiliation
Plants Waterer

Biographical information

Marital status
Married - to plants

Date of birth
kilozombie is dead to me.

Place of birth
*Unknown*

Date of death
*Unknown*

Date of death
*Unknown*

Physical description

Species
Cashmoney Jakey Boy

Gender
Latino

Height
16 leaves long. like, if you plucked some leaves, and stacked them on top of each other vertically, he's 16 of those. i think. it's too dangerous to get near enough to him to take an actual measurement

Weight
the weight of 80 plants

Eye color
Latino

Plants?
 Latino?

## FUCK

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