"The wedding song"/Reunion

This is how "The wedding song" and Reunion goes in Spider-Man and the Corpse Bride.

[Elsewhere, Spider-Man alerts the corpses]

Spider-Man: Gather round! Gather round, everybody!

[The corpses look up to him and his team]

Spider-Man: Nova and Emily have decided to do this thing properly. So grab what you can and follow us. We're moving this wedding party upstairs.

Zombie: Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs.

Skeleton Boy: Sounds creepy.

Skeleton Girl: Let's go!

Corpses: A wedding! A wedding! We're going to have a wedding!

Nova: All right, let's do this thing.

Black Widow: Hold on, Sam. You can't get married looking like that. [whistles]

[The spiders arrive and polish Nova's helmet]

**Spider Chorus:**

The spiders think you're very cute

But goodness knows you need a suit

But have no fears, we're quite adept

We'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet

A little stitch, a little tuck, some tender loving care

A little thread will fix you up

And we've got plenty as you see

And personally guarantee our quality repairs

A little here, a fix of this

We're going to do our best

When everybody sees you, they will all be quite impressed

They will all be quite impressed

**Zombies:**

A wedding, we're going to have-

**Mrs. Plum:**

A wedding cake is no mistake, it must be quite sublime.

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

We're missing something

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

Try some dust

**Mrs. Plum:**

I wish I had more time

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

Perhaps there's something I can do, these bones might help a bit

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

My nose!

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

Sorry

**Mrs. Plum:**

Wait a minute... that's it!

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

A little that

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

A little this

**Kitchen Chorus:**

The perfect cake is hard to miss

A wedding, a wedding

We're going to have a wedding!

**Soldiers Chorus:**

Huzzah! Huzzah! We're going to have a wedding

Hurray! A wedding! Hurray!

Let's all give out a cheer cause the bride is getting married today!

Hurray!

One thing you can surely say is we will stand beside

Until the end, we will defend our one and only bride

Our bride to be, our bride to be, our lovely Corpse Bride

Huzzah! Hurray! Huzzah! Hurray!

The bride is getting married today

Skeleton: Oh, there she is.

General Bonesapart: Here she comes.

[Emily arrives]

[The corpses sing as Iron Fist gets Paul up]

[The spiders put on her wedding veil]

**Female Chorus:**

Ohhhhhh... the bride is here

She's waited for this day for many a year

For this day, for this day

Our hopes and our pride

The bride is here

Here comes the bride...

Here comes the bride...

Here comes the bride... our bride

For this day, for this day will last forever

And all of her friends will work together

To make it the perfect day she's always dreamed

Our hopes and our pride

Our bride, our lovely bride

**Group Chorus:**

We're going to have a party like no-one has ever seen

The living in the land above will not know where they've been

The land above... (the land above)

The party of... (the party of)

The Bride!

Here comes the bride

On this glorious day of days

Up to the Land of the Living to celebrate!

[Back at the Land of the Living, Hildegarde gets Victoria and Barkis' wedding cake as Barkis announces]

Barkis Bittern: Quiet down now, everyone! Thank you. Elegant, cultured, radiant. Victoria has found a husband with all these qualities and more. Ceredpity brought us together and no force on Earth could tear us apart.

[But a green fire appears and skeletons arrive as Bonejangles' eye drops in Finis' soup]

Finis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup.

[The guests scream in horror as Maudeline becomes fearful of Scraps]

Finis Everglot: Fetch me musket!

Emil: Fetch your own musket! I'm off! [runs out]

Paul: Coming through. Coming through!

Maggot: Excuse me, you don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.

Man: [runs in fear]

Bonejangles: Hey, hold on there! I love a woman with meat on her bones. [cackles]

Maudeline Everglot: Finis, who invited these people? They must be from your side of the family.

Finis Everglot: Certainly not. Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave.

Grandfather Everglot: Finis, where do you keep the spirits?

[Finis and Maudeline run away]

[The dead chase the living as we see the town crier]

Town crier: In other news, [rings his bell and shouts] the dead walk the earth!

[The people are cornered as Gertrude defends herself]

Gertrude: Get back! Don't try to sneak up on me! I'll give you such a wallop!

[Elsewhere, a boy becomes scared, but sees his dead grandfather and approaches him]

Boy: Grandpa?

[Scissorhead picks up his grandson and hugs him. Gertrude hits Alfred]

Alfred: Sweetie pie!

Gertrude: Monster!

Alfred: Buttercup!

Gertrude: Cad!

Alfred: Gertrude!

Gertrude: Alfred? Oh, you've been dead for fifteen years.

Alfred: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a care.

[The dead and living reunite as Barkis, Gasket and Archerina get out]

Princess Archerina: We need to take whatever money we can and get out of here.

Victoria Everglot: Money? What money?

Prince Gasket: Your dowry! It's our right for my father!

Victoria Everglot: But my parents don't have any money. It's my marriage to Barkis that will save them from the poorhouse.

Prince Gasket: What?! The poorhouse?! [grabs her arms] You're lying, Earthling! It's not true! Tell us you're lying!

Victoria Everglot: Did things not go according to your plan, Prince Gasket?

Prince Gasket: My plan? [gets hit] Ow!

Victoria Everglot: Well, perhaps in disappointment, we are perfectly matched.

[She walks off as Barkis growls in anger]

[Outside, Victoria sees the living and the dead heading the church. Umarak watches from above]

Umarak: Hmm. Lead the way, people.

[The camera zooms to the church]

Pastor Galswells: Begone, ye demons from the shadows! Back to the void from whence you came! You shall not enter here! Back! Back!

Corpse: Keep it down. We're in a church.

Skeleton: Evening.

[Galswells drops his stick]

[Spider-Man swings as he finds Umarak]

Spider-Man: There you are.

Umarak: What do you want, bug man?

Spider-Man: First off, spiders are not bugs. And second... [whispers to him]

Umarak: [gasps in surprise] You swear it's true?

Spider-Man: Yes, I promise. Cross my heart.

Umarak: Take me to the church immediately.

[Spider-Man nods]