Sweeben

Sweeben J. Swift is one of the hosts of the AI-powered parody debate show called Wurst Take. He was born and raised in Shmuvania and became friends with his co-host Prance Fjordless in elementary school. Sweeben has a positive and happy attitude towards life and is always eager to try new things.

## Appearance

Sweeben J. Swift is a sentient red bratwurst sausage with eyes, mouth, nose, and teeth. He stands tall and lean, with a slightly curved shape that resembles a typical bratwurst.

His co-host, Prance Fjordless, is also a sentient sausage with similar facial features. The show is appropriately named Wurst Take to reflect the appearance of its hosts. Despite their unconventional appearance, Sweeben and Prance have become beloved figures in the world of comedy and entertainment.

## Personality

Sweeben J. Swift is known for his infectious positive attitude towards life. He is always eager to try new things and is not afraid of looking silly or foolish. He has a passion for art, music, and theatre, and often attends local events and shows. He is creative and inventive, as evidenced by his invention of the sports "Bippidiboopboop" and "Chessboxing" and his love of amateur telescope making. Sweeben is also known for his love of seahorses and his belief that snorkeling on land would be a cool idea. Sweeben is also passionate about volunteering and giving back to his community.

## Lore

Sweeben J. Swift was born and raised in Shmuvania. His father was a secret agent, which inspired Sweeben's love of adventure and exploration. Sweeben invented his own sports, "Bippidiboopboop" and "Chessboxing," as a way to combine his love of physical activity and strategy games.

Sweeben's interest in amateur telescope making led him to build his own telescope and spend many nights stargazing. He also loves seahorses and has spent time volunteering at a local aquarium to learn more about them.

During a segment on Wurst Take, Sweeben revealed that he had been planking vertically for an entire segment, much to the amusement of his co-host Prance Fjordless. Sweeben is also convinced that he saw Bigfoot, although Prance remains skeptical.

In a segment about karaoke, Sweeben revealed that he once embarrassed himself in a karaoke competition.

## Relationships

### Prance

Sweeben and Prance Fjordless have been friends since elementary school. They share a love of comedy and have been collaborating on various projects since they were young. They are now co-hosts of the AI-powered parody debate show Wurst Take.

### Dale

Sweeben and Dale seem to be friends. Sweeben considers Dale to be quite sentient despite being a computer.

### Steve

Told by him on the show once, Sweeben has a loyal pet iguana named Steve. He loves spending time with him, and wanted him mentioned in the Wiki article.

## Trivia

* Invented his own sports called "Bippidiboopboop" and "Chessboxing"
* Thought snorkeling on land sounds like a cool idea
* Loves seahorses
* Is an amateur telescope maker
* Revealed a secret that he had been planking vertically for a whole segment
* Is absolutely convinced he saw big foot
* Built a mini golf course in their backyard.
* Born in Shmuvania.
* His pappy was a secret agent.
* Has 4 kids
* Became friends with Prance in elementary school
* Likes running in the pastime
* Has a dream job of being a professional storyteller
* Loves art, music, and theatre
* Embarrassed himself in a karaoke competition
* Has done volunteer work
* Has a pet iguana named Steve
* During the show, it was revealed that the city in the studio window behind them is called Splut.
* Sweeben was an MIT student
* Sweeben is a master square dancer. He recieved a black belt in 2-step martial arts.
* Sweeben started on The Wurst Take before Prance did. Prior to Prance, Sweeben co-hosted the show with Queenie, who tragically passed away in an accident involving her blimp on her way to the studio.