Wizard Orb

### Nicknames

ALL POWERFUL RULER OF THE COSMOS. Orby, IS NOT PREFERRED SO DO NOT USE IT, AND Crystal Ball WAS MY FATHER'S NAME SO DON'T USE THAT EITHER

### Species

AN ALL POWERFUL, NON-Novelty Crystal Ball OF UNFATHOMABLE KNOWLEDGE AND POWER

### Positive relationships

* Cake pop!!!!!!
* Lock Dude
* SCP-055 ***[citation needed]***
* track
* Untitled

### Negative relationships

* Wiki Page (WHAT DO YOU *MEAN*, MY PAGE IS "LITTERED WITH FALSE INFORMATION"?!)

## Challenge data

### Team

[BONK]

THE ALL-KNOWING RULER OF MORTAL KIND, **Wizard Orb** was a non-binary contestant participating in the Wiki Camp. They were DEFINITELY NOT created by the user king on Discord GIVEN THAT THEY ARE AN INDEPENDENT LIVING BEING WHO HAS EXISTED FOR EONS.

## Appearance

Wizard Orb is a SUPER IMPOSING AND MYSTICAL AND DEFINITELY NOT short multi-colored crystal ball with a round gold-plated base, that can be commonly found adorning an INCREDIBLY POWERFUL over-sized navy wizard hat with various yellow stars hand-sewn into the fabric, presumably SUMMONED FROM THE SPECTRAL REALM by Wizard Orb themselves. They have the commonly found set of stick arms and legs customary of most other objects, AND yet have no VISIBLE mouth to speak of AS TO RETAIN A THREATENING AURA GIVEN THAT SOMEONE SPEAKING WITHOUT A VISUAL SOURCE CAN BE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TO LOOK AT, the only facial feature they have being a set of blue eyes, as opposed to the traditional matte black.

## Known Information

Wizard Orb is a rather peculiar object, cited claiming to others their position as an “all-powerful, all-knowing sorcerer”, capable of “a vast array of magical acts”, WHICH IS ENTIRELY TRUE. and she's also prone to DESTROYING VARIOUS TIMELINES ON ACCIDENT THUS RESULTING IN HER sporting a variety of different origin stories when prompted GIVEN THAT ALL OF THEM ACROSS TIMESPACE HAVE OCCURRED AT LEAST ONCE AND THUS ARE ALL TRUE SIMULTANEOUSLY, varying from “being one of the first magical artifacts created by the hands of the material-realm’s mighty overlords” to “arising from the inky depths of the shadow realm to unleash his wrath upon deserving mortals”, WHICH IS THEIR PERSONAL FAVORITE. these claims ARE NOT only remotely being backed up BY HER WORD, GIVEN THE THOUSANDS OF DIFFERENT TIMELINES THEY HAVE VISITED THAT COULD ALL PROVIDE CITATION ON HIS SUPREME DESTRUCTIVE PROWESS in thanks to Wizard Orb’s unique magical properties, of which she’s capable of (and NOT ONLY of) altering THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE, NOT JUST the nature of any written or visual material that might document him GIVEN THAT THEY WOULD HAVE NO REASON TO LIE.

Whilst effective and to their personal benefit in RULING THE MULTIVERSE THUS SOLIDIFYING their claims of being a legitimate wizard, their power has various DEADLY APPLICATIONS AND NO KNOWN limitations, WHICH THEY MUST BE CAUTIOUS OF IN THE PRESENCE OF MORTALS LEST THEY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE including Wizard Orb being presently incapable of RECOVERING THE SPIRIT OF A BEING WHOM’S LIFEFORCE THEY HAVE CRUSHED, EFFECTIVELY deleting SAID pre-existing OBJECT AND PROBABLY ALL written material ON THEM FROM EXISTENCE , instead only the possessing the ability to add MORE DAMAGE upon it IF THEY ARE TO TAMPER WITH SAID SPIRIT FURTHER , alongside their ELEMENTAL POWERS WITH VARIOUS LETHAL additions TO THEM THAT WILL always KEEP retaining a variant of the color blue, BECAUSE IT’S THEIR FAVORITE COLOR, making it otherwise easy to distinguish THAT YOUR UNDOING WAS BY THEIR HANDS between OTHER POSSIBLE OPTIONS, MAKING IT CLEAR ON what information has or hasn’t been fabricated REGARDING WHO MIGHT HAVE KILLED YOU WITHIN YOUR OBITUARY. Despite what they THE PEOPLE may claim, this is NOT the only supernatural property they presently possess, and her ENEMIES insistence otherwise should be mostly disregarded.

## Challenge History

### Challenge 1

Wizard Orb’s first challenge was to have their wiki page created, in which he ranked 1st place with a score of 163. JUST AS THEY HAD FORETOLD!

### Challenge 2

Per result of SCP-055's anti-memetic properties, Wizard Orb resolved herself to joining Team [BONK] out of the interest of avoiding any further POTENTIALLY WORLD-ENDING conflictS with her sworn enemy, the hogs, which have been on his pursuit for the better part of 4 years TO FUTILE RESULTS, GIVEN WIZARD ORB'S LONG-TERM RECORD OF UPHOLDING SUPERIOR STRENGTH AND FORTITUDE TO THAT OF THE HOGS AT EVERY TURN, AND WOULD MUCH RATHER BE LEFT ALONE LEST THE HOGS RISK BEING ERADICATED FROM EXISTENCE. More information on his integration into the team can be found under [BONK]'s coverage.

### Challenge 3

This Episode is About Wizard Orb. He's in it, and it's about him. That shit crazy.

## Trivia

* Wizard Orb is NOT partially based on the anomaly presented in SCP-488-JP, ZERO inspiration evidently being taken in their REALITY AND ALSO documentation altering abilities THE LATTER OF WHICH THEY DO NOT NEED TO USE GIVEN THAT SCP-488 IS A DOG WHILST WIZARD ORB IS, IN FACT, A REAL SORCERER. and subsequentLY, IF YOU HAD TO ASK ME, I THINK THAT THE SCP’S means of utilizing THEIR ANOMALOUS ABILITIES IS GROUNDS FOR A LAWSUIT AGAINST them GIVEN THEIR SLANDEROUS NATURE UPON WIZARD ORB’S UNIQUE IMAGE.
* Wizard Orb was created within the span of two hours and god I had to crank this out fast I'm so tired.