Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom

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***In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.***

**Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom** is a reality comedy show where comedians play reporters and read news from a teleprompter. They don't know what these stories are and they lose points every time they break character.

## Episodes

### Season 1

* Episode 1: The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
* Episode 2: The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2
* Episode 3: Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!
* Episode 4: No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth

### Season 2

* Episode 1: Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
* Episode 2: Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
* Episode 3: Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
* Episode 4: You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
* Episode 5: Climbing Gym Opens On Disappointing Riverwalk
* Episode 6: Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
* Episode 7: On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
* Episode 8: Man Turns Home into Home Depot
* Episode 9: "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
* Episode 10: Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
* Episode 11: Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
* Episode 12: Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
* Episode 13: We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
* Episode 14: One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
* Episode 15: True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien
* Episode 16: Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
* Episode 17: Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
* Episode 18: Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
* Episode 19: Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
* Episode 20: Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
* Episode 21: Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
* Episode 22: Moose Running Loose Through the Mall of America
* Episode 23: Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

### Season 3

* Episode 1: YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
* Episode 2: News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
* Episode 3: “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
* Episode 4: Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
* Episode 5: Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
* Episode 6: BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
* Episode 7: News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
* Episode 8: Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
* Episode 9: A Report From the CollegeHumor Office
* Episode 10: U2 Gets Me Too’d At a Scooby Doo Read-Through
* Episode 11: Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
* Episode 12: Mom Disappointed In Son... Again
* Episode 13: God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
* Episode 14: My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
* Episode 15: Hot Dogs Are Made From People (But Still Tasty)
* Episode 16: Good Morning, River View High!
* Episode 17: Welcome to Bug News
* Episode 18: Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
* Episode 19: I'm Getting a FaceTime From a Greasy Little Puppet
* Episode 20: Handshakes For Men, Hugs For Women
* Episode 21: All Hail Cello Chigglers!
* Episode 22: Spit In Your Hand To Honor the Troops
* Episode 23: True Confessions of Real Newscasters
* Episode 23: Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches With a Bowling Ball
* Episode 25: Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

### Season 4

* Episode 1: A Cavalcade of Carreys
* Episode 2: Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water
* Episode 3: Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
* Episode 4: Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce
* Episode 5: The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
* Episode 6: Return of Streep Alert
* Episode 7: Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
* Episode 8: Grant Uses Others as Puppets To Voice His Opinions

### Season 5

* Episode 1: I'm Horny For Every Fictional Car
* Episode 2: Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
* Episode 3: It's A Classic Virgin Tradition
* Episode 4: We've Actually Met Before
* Episode 5: Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
* Episode 6: I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
* Episode 7: Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
* Episode 8: Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
* Episode 9: True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien (Part 2)
* Episode 10: Gengar Could Run A Train Through Me
* Episode 11: Gilchrest Savoy, The Wealthiest Man of 1906
* Episode 12: I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
* Episode 13: Mi Scusi
* Episode 14: Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
* Episode 15: Fuck Austin Texas
* Episode 16: Magic, Love, and Coldplay