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Kids' Choice Awards Wiki

### The History of the *Kids' Choice Awards*

In 1987, the precursor to the KCA's, *The Big Ballot*. On April 25, 1988, the first official *Kids' Choice Awards* was held, hosted by Tony Danza, Debbie Gibson, Brian Robbins, and Dan Schneider.

Today, the *Kids' Choice Awards* continue to be held every year, with the latest event being the *2021 Kids' Choice Awards*, hosted by Kenan Thompson on March 13, 2021. The *2022 Kids' Choice Awards* will be held on April 9, 2022 with hosts Miranda Cosgrove and Rob Gronkowski.

### News

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The Great Holy City of Hong Kong MISSION DESIGN Joe Maynard 1703540

**The Great Holy City of Hong Kong - MISSION DESIGN [Joe Maynard 1703540]**

**MISSION**
TYPE:  **boss fight/fetching quest**

**Overview**

The quest starts as a basic fetching quest
when the player needs to go get an old man his chest that has been taken and
will be sold by traders to a man in England however, once the player has
obtained the chest, they will be attacked be a kraken and will need to defeat
it to get away with the chest.

**How**
to trigger the quest

The player will get the quest from talking
to NPCs on the docks of and learning of someone, that will pay lots of money
for a chest on a ship on its why to England. The player can then go talk to the
man and be giving the quest.

**Main**
Objective:

The main objective is to steal a chest from
a trader’s ship that is heading too England, return it to an older man with in
the Great Holy City of Hong Kong.

**Objective**
01:

The player will have to track the ship that
the chest is located on, and follow it till the it is in open water.

**Objective**
02:

Once the ship is in open water the player
will have to attack the ship will it is rendered immobile, the player will need
to board the ship.

**Sub**
objective:

Immobile the ship by taking out the mast
and killing 50% of the ship’s crew.

**Objective**
03:

Kill the rest of the crew and search the
ship for the man’s chest and go back up to the deck of the ship.

**Cutscene**

When the player has made it up to the deck
it will trigger the cut-scene to introduce the Kraken.

The will open with the player character
walking towards there ship, and then the kraken will irrupt form the sae,raping its tentacles around the ship.

Next the player will pay a quick time event
running towards there ship as the ship is obliterated around them.

**Pass**
quick time event

If the player passes the quick time event,
they will be shown a scene when the character drops the chest and just makes it
back to the ship.

**Fail**
quick time event

If the player fails the quick time event,
they will get a cut-scene when the kraken grabs their leg and tosses them and
the chest into the air.  The player will
then land next to the ship and clime up the side without the chest.

**Objective**
04:

Kill the kraken and find the chest

To kill the kraken the player will need to
shoot the krakens eye then in to it mouth that will open as is screams in pain
this will need to be repeated 3 times, after each the kraken will get faster
and more aggressive.

Once the player has killed the kraken, they
can then search the wreckage of the ship for the chest.

**Objective**
05:

Take the chest back to the man for the
reward or look in the chest and keep it for yourself.

**Optional**
Objective 01:

Loot the dead kraken and sell it back in
the Great Holy City of Hong Kong.
St. Petersburg Nemesis System (Ryan Goward, 1704020)

## Nemesis system

In the state of St. Petersburg there are multiple rival
factions fighting on the streets for power. Occasionally, the player will find
an NPC of importance, a randomly generated friend or foe (depending on their
standing with the relevant faction). These NPCs are named, have certain unique
actions generated along with them and are designed to make the world feel more
alive.

# Factions

**Children of Ved’ma**

A powerful faction of non-regs fighting the current powers
that be in St. Petersburg. Members of this faction are all magic users and are
hard to find unless the player is allied with the Children.

,

    **Petrograd 88**

This Guerrilla faction works hard and hits harder. They are
the Loyalist’s largest opponent and can usually be found skirmishing on the
streets of St. Petersburg either desolating patrols or destroying Disenchanter
supplies.

,

    **Loyalists**

Staunch defenders of the status quo, this elitist group
believe that the current state of St. Petersburg is the best one could wish
for. Supporters of the Guilds, haters of the gifted.

,

**Gopniks**

Although there are many options for people to swear allegiances
to, sometimes they just want to swear allegiance to themselves. A Gopnik can be
any Citizen who is displeased in what is happening and wants to take action.

,

# Names

There will be an existing list of region accurate names from
which the game will pick one at random.

# Titles

The titles can be Faction specific or may just be selected
from a generic pool. The titles can be deeds this NPC may have done or unique
characteristics they poses.

# Modifiers

Modifiers are optional traits that a player might possess. This
can mean extra functionality during combat or might provide more loot when this
opponent has been slain. The choice of Modifiers is as follows:

·
Fierce: Strength and Constitution are boosted

·
Toxic: Damage dealt also inflicts poison damage

·
Volatile: Damage dealt inflicts fire damage

·
Wealthy: When defeated, the player gains more XP
and AC

·
Stupid: Enemies stats are decreased

·
Famed: Likely to drop high level loot

·
Heroic: Likely to drop high level loot, stats
are boosted

# Classes

The NPCs abilities and equipment are inherited from their
base class. Each class has three leveld variants.

Fighter ->
Warrior -> Soldier

Rogue -> Thief ->
Assassin

Trader -> Merchant
-> Guild Member

Caster ->
Magician -> Mage

# Example

Here are examples for each of the factions

###
System Design: Feng Shui (Safya Devautour - 1703575)

## SYSTEM DESIGN - Feng Shui and Hong Kong’s districts harmony

### History/Background

In order for people to live in peace with their environment, harmonize with the universe and content the invisible forces binding the cosmos, energy needs to flow in a certain direction and circulate in a specific way. This belief is called *Feng Shui* (Chinese for wind/water) and has always been significant in Hong Kong.

Architecture and design play a major role in Feng Shui. For instance, “Dragon Gates” are a blatant example of this phenomena: you can see huge holes in the middle of Hong-Kong's waterfront skyscrapers, constructed in order to let the Dragons fly from the sea to the mountains and vice-versa. Preventing them to accomplish their routine would be a threat to the city's cosmic balance. Things like shapes, greenery and buildings’ facade orientation also have to be taken into account.

During the Re-Enchantment period, when the distraught dragons were dashing into buildings and poisoning themselves drinking the water of the *Kowloon Bay,* a wave of fanatism flooded the city. Indeed, people were persuaded that reaching a perfect level of energetic balance was the only way to ease the tormented beasts and then avoid their wrath. Vandalism was one of the manifestations of this spiritual insurgency. From one day to the next, buildings like the *Bank of China Tower* or the *Honk Kong and Shanghai Bank* were demolished.

The role played by the Divine Bureaucracy in those events remains unknown... And even nowadays, people are still tracking any energetics interferences. Indeed, the cosmic balance is more fragile than ever, fluctuating constantly, and will stay like this until every Gifted and supernatural beings learned how to control their powers.

### Gameplay

Every district in Hong-Kong presents their own Feng Shui level, ranging from “Positive” to “Negative”. Some districts (I.E *New Kowloon*), because of their layout and history, would naturally have a higher amount of positive energy than another. But in order to prevent opportunists from camping in these particular zones, the average level of all the districts define the overall level of the city and the negative ones are weighing more than the positive.

Players can have an influence on the districts energetic balance by accomplishing quests related to the Feng Shui system. The missions are given by different masters or gurus, all over Hong Kong. Some quests will lower the level and other raise it up. Indeed, it is not in the interest of everyone to live in a harmonious city.

**Examples of events linked to the Feng Shui level** (the intensity of each effect is proportional to the percentage of positivity)
* Possibility to pray in temples and earn temporary random bonuses
 **Neutral Positive**
 (87% and 65%)
* Discounts in spiritual shops
 **Neutral Negative**
 (64% to 45%)
 **Negative** (44% to 0%)
* Random attack of creatures in the city
* Raise of magic instability amongst the Gifted – the training is harder and more expensive.
Character Design: Misha Storm: (Korbin 1804684)

You know those stories you hear when your younger. You know, the ones that are suppose to make you hide under your covers. Ya well for Misha and all of Moscow, what use to be children stories just became part their lives.

The Re-Enchantment was a nightmare. Misha tries to forget that day, the day that both his parents disappeared. Yet, no matter what he does or how much he drinks it's like the day is burned into memory. He still remembers coming home one day from the forest running past the trees and through streams to find his house walking away from him. literally walking away from him, with both his parents inside screaming something he couldn’t quite make out. But before Misha could fully understand what was happening the house was gone sprinting like an oversized ostrich. Even to this day his house is still running, kidnapping people here and there never returning those that it captures. Yet, even though his life is now a twisted fantasy he moves on.

Misha Storm, given that name for the day he appeared in Moscow amidst one of its worst storm in years, works for a lumber mills outside the main city of Moscow. While he is a hard worker and can probably lift a tree alone, his other “talent” keeps him employed. See Misha has a way with animals. After the Re-Enchantment he began to discover that he could almost understand the animals around him. The only reason he made it to Moscow in the first place was thanks to the animals that somehow led him from his distant country home to the big city. Yet, that wasn’t the only thing the Re-Enchantment gave him. Misha is one of those kind hearted people who, while they may be built like a brick house, wouldn’t harm a fly. Well, in Moscow not even he could avoid a fight but fortunately he could win it. Misha doesn’t remember what happened that night but from what he was told he transform from into a massive bear, almost mauled the guy to death and ran off into the forest. He only remembers waking up against a tree later next morning with blood on his hand that clearly wasn’t his. Sense then he has been trying to control his anger and figure out his strange ability. Of course it wasn’t to surprising what he could do. Ever since the Re-Enchantment people all over the place were experience similar things. Still for Misha he only wanted to learn how he could control his power, to not only avoid hurting people but to avenge his parents and destroy his once called “home”.

After almost killing a man Misha would venture out into the forest, away from other people, trying to recreate how he transformed. Most of the time he would wake up the same way he did the first time. Somewhere in the forest with no memory of how he got there, yet other times he could almost piece together how he got there. One time he swears he could remember fighting another bear forcing it to turn tail and run, he got a few new scars from that. Still, with all the practice Misha has done he is a long way off from being able to control his crazy new power.
Jack Black

* 2006
* 2008
* 2011

**Jack Black** (born August 28, 1969, as **Thomas Jacob Black**) is an American actor, comedian, and musician. He hosted the *2006 Kids' Choice Awards* on April 1, 2006, the *2008 Kids' Choice Awards* on March 29, 2008, and the *2011 Kids' Choice Awards* on April 2, 2011.

## Trivia

* Since Rosie O'Donnell, Black was the first to host more than once (2006, 2008, and 2011). John Cena later hosted the show two consecutive years (2017 and 2018), putting Cena right behind Black for number of times hosted.

## Videos

Jack black nickolodeon kids choice awards2006 commercial featuring BlackKids' Choice Awards 2008 Promo Jack Is Back2008 commercial featuring Black singing a cover of the AC/DC song, "Back in Black"Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2008 'Jack Is Back'2008 commercialJack Black Kids' Choice 20082008 promo featuring BlackKids Choice Awards 2008 - Final Slime Orlando BloomBlack and Orlando Bloom in the final sliming of the 2008 showHD Kids' Choice Awards 2011 Official Promo2011 promo featuring BlackHQ KCA's '11 Promo with Will Ferrell & Jack Black2011 promo featuring Black and Will FerrellKids' Choice Awards 2011 - Crash2011 promo featuring Black and the monster truckNickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards 2011 "Stunt Spot"TRAVIS WONG & JACK BLACK @KCAOpening of the 2011 showKids Choice Awards - Show open
## Gallery

Black and Bloom getting slimedPromotional image in 2011
## External Links

* YouTube Channel
* Twitter
* Instagram
* Facebook
* Wikipedia
Kevin the Body Shot Receptacle

Around halfway through Kinda Funny's 2017 Extra Life livestream, someone proposed having Tim do a body shot of rosé out of Kevin's belly button if someone pledged $1000 within the next ten minutes. Leif Johnson obliged, and thus, Tim was forced to put his mouth to the Bongo Lord's bulge.

In the Extra Life documentary that Kinda Funny released the following year, Kevin would claim that while it tickled more than he wanted it to, he kind of liked it. Tim, on the other hand, would express regret over the incident, stating "To you it might be a joke, but to me, that was my past, that was something I did that I need to bring into the future with me. Forever, my children will know that I did that."
Kevin's Relationship with Moviepass

Only a few months after marrying Paula, Kevin happened upon a beat red card with the word "Moviepass" emblazoned on it. After bringing it home and nursing the poor thing back to health, Kevin discovered that the card allowed him to watch a plethora of movies each month for a small, monthly fee. Initially reluctant to go back to his neighborhood movie theater to try it out - they had the gall to get rid of the fun-sized Cheetos last time he visited it - Kevin quickly fell in love with Moviepass, with the latter providing him with access to such seminal films as *Kingsman 2* and *Rampage* at the drop of a hat.

So in love did Big Kev Dog fall with Moviepass, that he decided to make her his third wife (his second being a jar of extra crunchy peanut butter that he found perfectly preserved in the trash a couple of weeks before). The marriage and night that followed, where the two consummated their relationship by watching *Ready Player One* together, was beyond anything either could have ever imagined, and the two expected that many happy years would follow.

Unfortunately, trouble was brewing. After becoming overly dependent on Kevin's use of her, Moviepass started to adopt bad habits, such as offering a much narrower selection of flicks for Kevin to see, as well as how many movies Kevin could indulge in on a monthly basis. Eventually, after much chastising from Greg Miller, and a few dire looks from Paula and that Crunchy Peanut Butter Jar, Kevin parted ways with Moviepass, depositing the card in his recycling bin without so much as giving her a second glance.

So long, Moviepass - you'll remain in our hearts forever, along with all the movies that scored between 42 and 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes in mid-2018.
Running on Empty

Running on Empty is the second chapter of World Divided. It is authored by Veronica Giguere and Mercedes Lackey.

## Cast of Characters

**This table may contain spoilers**.

Other information first mentioned in this chapter:

* This is Veronica Giguere's first coauthored story in the series; she continues as a coauthor through the remaining books.
* This is the first story that is set in Metis. It provides some details about the Metis democracy and why it takes so long for them to come to decisions about helping ECHO.
* This story provides some more background to Mercurye, including his childhood, his Star Trek obsession, and his feelings about Ramona Ferrari.
* At the end, it is implied that the Metis guards beat Mercurye after discovering him speaking with Tesla.
The Bulk

During Kinda Funny's brief stint in which they fell in love with *Garfield Go* knockoff *Ghostbusters World*, Kevin accidentally slipped into a vat of hydrochloric acid while holding a bag of moon rocks. While Kevin had suffered from this type of accident many times before, this time, the moon rocks triggered an freak chemical reaction, causing Kevin to transform into The Bulk, a spectral being that smelled of leftover pineapple pizza and dog breath.

Drifting through the streets of San Francisco by himself, The Bulk eventually came in contact with the rest of Kinda Funny crew, who were in the process of capturing Gozer the Gozerian within Ghostbusters Go. Startled by his smell, Tim and Nick took off running, but Greg used an old trick once taught to him by Ken Kutaragi himself to trap Kevin within his PlayStation Vita. After extensively researching the circumstances that had lead to The Bulk's creation in the first place, the Kinda Funny Crew succeeded in undoing the Bulkification through an unorthodox ritual involving Moviepass, guinea pigs, and a crashed Morning Show stream - but not before taking a picture together for that month's patreon fan mail, as seen above.
Blackbird Fly

Blackbird Fly is the fifteenth chapter in Invasion. It is authored by Mercedes Lackey and Dennis Lee.

## Cast of Characters

**This table may contain spoilers**.

Other information first mentioned in this chapter:

* The Parkour course and training as part of standard ECHO protocol are mentioned.
* This is the first time that Vickie and Red meet.
* With the departure of the Stone brothers from New Orleans, it may be assumed that Le Fevre has risen to power in the city.
Kevin's Many Personas

The following is a list of all of the personas of Kevin Coello that have emerged thus far, with links to their respective pages:

1. Big Kev Dog
2. Kevin "The Glue" Coello
3. Kevin the Fly
4. The Milk Mommy
5. The Bongo God
6. The Go Pro
7. The Great Wall of Kevin
8. Zordon
9. Kevin the Body Shot Receptacle
10. El Americano Mama Leche
11. The Bulk
12. John Snow
13. Peruvian Street Toy
14. Wicket the Ewok
Science with Kev

Sometime in the middle of Kinda Funny's Marvel Cinematic Universe in Review (also known as "MCU in Review," as the cool kids call it), the subject of the scientific accuracy of the films got brought up. Kevin - who majored in some scientific field before making a bad wish with a monkey paw - was asked to comment on it; thus, "Science with Kev" was born.

Since the show-within-a-show's inception, Kevin has begrudgingly answered all sorts of hard-hitting science questions, such as whether anyone actually gives a shit if Cyclop's eye beams emit heat or not, and how much more Andy Cortez likes singing the theme song to Science with Kev than actually listening to Kevin speak (the answer: substantially). And with the Uwe Boll Cinematic Universe in Review on the horizon, the queries are only going to keep on coming!
She Blinded Me With Science

She Blinded Me With Science is the tenth chapter of World Divided. It is authored by Dennis Lee and Mercedes Lackey.

## Cast of Characters

**This table may contain spoilers**.

Other information first mentioned in this chapter:

* In the introduction just before the chapter, it is noted that the Ides of March do not mention CCCP, the Seraphym, or "the mysterious Nazi-free zone in Alaska." This alludes to the revelation at the end of the book with John, Sera, and JJ.
* The Pennyworth Twins suggest that the Thulian armor is the result of "the completion of initial documented experiments on a novel alloy by Doctor Judah S. Goldman, military munitions inventor and chief scientist of the Third Reich."
* Harmony notes that she doesn't want Bella touching her because she doesn't want a telepath in her head.
* The Goldman Catacombs are set in Nevada, just outside of Las Vegas.
* The Goldman Catacombs are guarded by a magic trap, which disconnects the team from Overwatch.
* In the Catacombs, the team encounters "first gen" Thulian troopers, modern Thulian troopers, metallic eagles (Bella calls it a "Krieg hunter"), metallic wolves, and a Death Sphere . Two raptors and two wolves, from Bulwark's perspective.
* The term "Bulwark's Misfits" appears here to describe the team.
* Vickie calls an Earth Elemental, Herbert.
El Americano Mama Leche

After four successful episodes of The Minority Report, Kevin and Andy decided that it was time to do a spinoff. This spinoff, titled “New Challengers have Appeared!” introduced three new characters to the Kinda Funny Roster: Andy Cortez’s Alejandro Pastor (also known as “El Pastor”), Joey Noelle’s Joé Navidad, and Kevin Coello’s El Americano Mama Leche.

As revealed late in the episode, El Pastor grew up in the dark, dirty streets of McAllen, Texas - the Rio Grande Valley, where playing games is not considered socially acceptable. El Pastor attempted to play them anyways, and was outcast from his community as result, forcing everyone to fight in the congress offices - including the mother of Mama Leche (Grandmama Leche). This prompted Mama Leche to put on the mask and fight back; however, the two wrestlers eventually put aside their differences and teamed up, after realizing that they stood for the same values.

El Pastor would also comment in the same episode that Mama Leche looks oddly like a creation from Aardman Animations (the animation studio responsible for Wallace and Gromit). Whether this means that Mama Leche is actually made out of clay, and not marzipan, remains to be seen.
Wicket the Ewok

*Yo! (Yeah Boy!)*

*Straight outta the forest moon of mother-fucking Endor*

*It's the real hero of the rebellion (Big Kev Dog!)*

*Not that punk-ass farm boy*

*He ain't Vader,*

*But they still call him a daddy!*

*Last name Warwick, first name Wicket*

*Treat your girl like the Empire*

*Your boy's about to stick it!*

*She's looking for love in Alderaan places*

*Saw her Dark Side and ya'll nubbed to moon bases*

*It's Wicket! (The Ewok!)*

*Wicket! (The Ewok!)*

*Fucking Ewok bitches making Ewok money*

*It's Wicket! (The Ewok!)*

*Wicket! (The Ewok!)*

*Tiny Little Hero*

*Giant Ewok cock!*
Kevin "The Glue" Coello

Around Kinda Funny's offices, things are constantly breaking left and right. Servers are burning up, pumpky mugs are getting shattered, and streams are going down like flies in a freezer. Amidst all of this chaos, however, exists a shining ray of hope: The Glue, Kevin Coello, who uses his masterful knowledge of technology and adhesive substances to make everything better.

Of all of Kevin's many personas, The Glue has remained around longer than others, thanks to largely to the fact that Kevin continues to serve as Kinda Funny's primary tech maestro. And as he should - he really *sticks* in your mind when you get to know him.
Джунгли

* NES
* Аркада

Джунгли - это первый этап в игре Contra.

## Обзор

На самой сложной сложности аркадной версии Contra, когда игрок начинает продвигаться по верхней платформе, некоторые водолазы Красного сокола будут плыть снизу к игроку. Находясь прямо под игроком, они выпрыгнут из реки, пытаясь нанести ему удары ножами.

### Взрываюшийся мост

На этом уровне есть два моста со взрывчаткой, которые активируются, когда игрок пересекает его. Если один из них перейдет на другую сторону, у них будет больше шансов получить Spread Gun. Взрыв моста не убьет игрока, а просто заставит его упасть к реке снизу.

### Бездонные ямы

Бездонные ямы были созданы эксклюзивно для порта NES на Famicom; попадание в одну из них означает мгновенную смерть.
Big Kev Dog

Big Kev Dog is one of Kevin's oldest ongoing personas, older than even The Glue, or the irreverent Kevin the Fly. While Kevin has shown a lot of dog-like behavior over the years, including retrieving anything that Tim throws, and excitedly bounding over to his food bowl when chow gets poured into it, Kevin earned this nickname purely because Greg found it endearing.

In order to make sure that he remained top dog at Kinda Funny, Kevin initially clashed many times with Portillo after he was hired. Their scrambles got so severe, that Tim eventually had to put an Elizabethan collar around Kevin's neck to prevent him from doing any further harm to the wiener dog; after wearing the cone of shame for a good week, Kev Dog learned his lesson.
Kevin and Necrophilia

When Colin and Greg Live/The Kinda Funny Morning Show would go haywire (particularly in the channel's early days, when things would spontaneously combust every few minutes), the Kinda Funny crew would frequently joke that things were in shambles because Kevin was currently off engaging in sexual intercourse with a dead body, rather than providing tech support. Which is funny, because Kevin, for all his strange proclivities (like marrying Moviepass), doesn't actually have sex with dead bodies. Right?

...

Right?
Kevin's Rivalry with Sean Finnegan

When Kevin first became acquainted in IGN's many personalities through Tim, he quickly became a hit with most them - expect for one Sean Finnegan. For whatever reason, Sean and Kevin never seemed to gel with each other, and after butting heads enough times, the two ended up racing each other to prove who was truly the better man.

The first race between Kevin and Sean and went down in infamy, with Kevin tripping and falling about 3 seconds into the race, and Sean winning - but spraining his ankle in the process. The second race, on the other hand, was a pretty definite victory for Sean, with Sean smoking Kevin after a hard-fought battle.

Eventually, Kevin managed to redeem himself at Kinda Funny Live 3, where he successfully sucked a milkshake faster than his nemesis in an event now know as "The Suckening." However, knowing how tenacious (and in love with hiking) Sean Finnegan is, it's only a matter of time before things boil over once more.
Kevin Coellopedia Wiki

## Welcome to Kevin Coellopedia, the official Kevin Coello Wiki!

Welcome to Kevin Coellopedia, your number one source for all things about Kevin Coello of Kinda Funny. From being bongoed to becoming the Bulk, this wiki contains everything you would ever need to know about Big Kev Dog.

## Rules

Unlike Nickscarpedia, there are no rules here. Anything can happen.

## Did You Know...

* ...that Kevin was born eons ago, in the darkest regions of space?
* ...that Kevin was briefly married to Moviepass?
* ...that Kevin has over a dozen unique personas?
* ...that Kevin is believed by many to engage in Necrophilia?
* ...that Kevin has an ongoing rivalry with one Sean Finnegan?
* ...that Kevin hosts three shows for Kinda Funny: The Minority Report, Science with Kev, and Kevin and Greg Eat a Pizza?
* ...Bongos?

## Before you go...

This wiki was created by Alexander Kozina; he enjoys discounted icebox cookies from Wal-Mart, and wants to be Kinda Funny's next Up-and-Comer. #KozinaForKindaFunny!
The Go Pro

After the great Skee-Ball disaster of 2015, Kevin's ended up with 47 fractures across his body, including 23 in his pelvis for some reason. Unable to afford the operation costs to repair Kevin's injuries, Tim decided to hand him over to a San Francisco tech startup, which offered to fix him free of charge if they could also attempt to fuse him with all the abilities of a Roomba. As a result of the startup going out of business halfway through the operation, Kevin didn't gain these abilities - but he did gain the ability to play Square Enix Montreal's Go Games (Hitman Go, Lara Croft Go, and Deus Ex Go) extremely well, to the point of being able to discover bugs in them that even their testers hadn't uncovered yet.

Eventually, the Go Pro phenomenon came to an end, when Kevin found himself broken by Deus Ex Go in a historic Kinda Funny plays in 2016. However, the spirit of the Go Pro lives on, ready to inhabit a new body when the time will arise (or when another San Francisco startup gets a little overzealous).
The Milk Mommy

They say that moments before you overdose on an illicit substance, a ghastly image will appear before your eyes; this image is The Milk Mommy. Created by Nick Scarpino, who wanted to have a female figure that would complement his “Milk Daddy” persona, The Milk Mommy lingers within the darkest corners of the collective unconsciousness, waiting patiently to make itself present when one’s brain wades too far into the deep end.

At least, that’s the dramatized version of the Mommy peddled by Kinda Funny. In reality, The Milk Mommy was created when Kevin, in an unexpected movie, decided to shave his facial hair and take a goofy picture of himself next to Paula, in an attempt to get a rise out of the rest of the Kinda Funny crew. One thing led to another, and, well, the rest is history.

Unlike Kevin’s many other personas, The Milk Mommy is a true protean, capable of taking on a variety of different forms. Some of its most well-known forms include a 1950s milkman, that women from that Red Hot Chili Peppers album cover, and the dinosaur sidekick in *Jurassic World 4: Let’s Milk this Tyrannosaurus for All It’s Worth*.
Beijing Hub

Beijing is a medium to high-level area and the player is
sent to investigate the city based on rumours and calls for help from the Beijing
government - The Knights. According to the rumours, Beijing is on the brink of a
civil war.

 The Knights are fighting
for moderated use of mystical abilities with the help of Disenchanters, they
reside in the centre of Beijing, where it’s the safest, with little to no monsters.
They rule Beijing with an iron fist and any rebellion against the laws is
punished with banishment from the safe zone.

The Mystics, while not as organized, are a much bigger group. They live
outside of the protected city centre and they are constantly at the risk of getting
attacked by the mythical monsters awakened by the Re-Enchantment. They are
opposed to the idea of forced use of Disenchanters and refuse the censorship
and limiting access to the internet.
Билл Райзер

### Способности

* Сила, ловкость и рефлексы в отличном состоянии нормальных человеческих способностей
* Эксперт по большинству видов тяжелого вооружения
* Эксперт по партизанской тактике
* Превосходные навыки выживания
* Надежный партнер и товарищ

## Появление

### Появление

*Contra*
*Super Contra*
*Operation C*

*Contra: Shattered Soldier*
*Neo Contra*
*Contra 4*
*Contra: Evolution*
*Contra 3D*

### Английский голос

Doug Stone (as "Mystery G") (*Neo Contra*)

### Цитата

*"Я не прощу этих ублюдков."*

«*Воин по натуре. Сильнейший человек на земле, рождённый для сражений.
Со страстным боевым духом организации "Contra" глубоко в его сердце, он сражается.*»
— *Contra 3D* официальное описание профиля
Рядовой Билл Райзер (кодовое имя: **Mad Dog**) один из 2 главный протагонистов в серии игр Contra, вместе коммандосом и братом-по-оружию, Лэнсом Бином. Он был одним из самых известных членов целевой группы "Contra" - элитной группы солдат, специализирующейся на партизанской войне - и одним из величайших солдат, которые когда-либо жили.

Оба бойца в одиночку смогли отразить многочисленные попытки вторжения на Землю инопланетных сил, в основном осуществляемые злобной армией Красного Сокола, и были известны как герои во всем мире после того, как успешно победили их полностью во время Войн с пришельцами.

Ряд событий в конечном итоге заставил их пойти разными путями, и в какой-то момент даже заставил их сражаться друг против друга.

Как часть хорошо спланированного заговора, его подставило правительство и он считался военным преступником. Он был приговорен к отбыванию наказания в криостазе, хотя его призвали вновь бороться с парой конфликтов, возникших в это время.

Без его ведома были созданы его клоны, скорее всего, когда он отбывал срок в криогенной тюрьме.

## Персональная информация

* **Возраст**: 34 (*Contra 3D*)
* **Рост**: 188 см
* **Вес**: 115 кг

## Примечания

1. ↑ Клон Райзера занимает его место в следующих названиях после его предполагаемой смерти.
2. ↑ Билл Райзер был главным героем в оригинальной японской версии  *Operation\_C\_(игра)*; он появляется во всех произведениях этой игры и, видимо, даже в обложках американских обложек. Тем не менее, он был изменен на Lance Bean (по крайней мере, по имени) в американской локализации. В опции «Музей» «Contra 4», личность персонажа игрока была снова изменена на *Mad Dog*.
3. ↑ Билл Райзер и Лэнс Бин были главными героями оригинальной японской версии  *Contra III: Alien Wars* . Они были заменены на Джимбо и Салли в американском выпуске игры, чтобы соответствовать предыдущим американским версиях франшизы.
Paolo Costantini - 1701501 - World

Byzantine – World Building

Setting

Silk Road: Byzantine is set in a fictional version of Istanbul, along the legendary silk road. Unlike the real routes along the Silk Road, Byzantine and it's surrounding areas thrived as time passed, becoming the “modern” society in the world, rather than the Western nations gaining superiority. Because of this, a large proportion of the game takes place in the “Concrete Jungles” of the city of Byzantine, and revolves around the sudden degradation of large areas of these cities due to the sudden appearance of magical creatures and the civil war esque escalations between the anti Gifted groups lead by Libero and the Gifted, led by Ralik. It is thanks to this fantasy version of the Silk Road and world that the game was set in even prior to the Re-Enchantment that allows for an interesting dynamic between the gifted and the non gifted in the game, as it is set a mere year after the Re-Enchantment and as such, a large portion of the military forces that weren't given powers are still struggling to come to terms with their new reality, and refuse to trust the gifted as such.

Technology and Magic

Within the world of Silk Road: Byzantine, magic exists right alongside technology, though it is an unstable coexistence. Since the Re-Enchantment, technology has slowly becoming less and less reliable and magic seeps in to replace it where society allows it. The slow degradation of technology in this world seems to hold a direct correlation to the continuous growth in magical power in the world, as the creatures becoming free increase in size and power and the gifted grow their power too.

World Altering Events

The only key world altering event of note in Silk Road: Byzantine is known as the Re-Enchantment, the point at which the God of Boredom decided it was time to rebirth the creatures sealed away and the magic of the world. It was this event that led to the current state of affairs, with creatures roaming the world and gifted popping up left and right.

Culture

In the world of the Silk Road and the cities of Byzantine, life and culture is almost identical to what it is like here in the Western world, with a few key changes. All people were treated equal shortly before the Re-Enchantment, but the gifted are treated as second class citizens, avoided by a large majority of the civilian population. Because of this, they have largely left the big cities and formed communities of their own under the guidance of Ralik, living in small villages in desert oasis' and underground reservoirs.

Major Landmarks

There are two major landmarks in the territories of Byzantine, the first being an enormous tower building, the home base of the Libero owned Disenchantment program. This is the headquarters for his entire operation and also the main research zone for enhancing the effects of the disenchanters. The second major landmark is a huge statue of Ralik, built in in his honour by the gifted he saved and taught from a young age.
The Bongo God

The Bongo God is Kevin Coello's final form; it is the form that he assumes whenever he exposes his belly and allows a bongo conduit (a role usually fulfilled by one Nicholas Scaprino) to rapidly, yet rhythmically slap it. Doing so unlocks Kevin's supererogatory chakras, allowing him to assume this deified and holy form.

In ancient times, The Bongo God was worshiped as a harbinger of both creation and destruction. By slapping his belly to *Pony* by Ginuwine, the Lemurians and the Atlantians were able to shape the very fabric of our planet, transforming the Earth's natural, cubic shape into that of a sphere, and imbuing its lands with life and intelligence. And by slapping his belly to Thong Song by Sisqo, they were able to destroy 15 of the Earth's 16 moons, and turn all Five Guys restaurants into White Castles.

Eventually, the ancients took The Bongo God's powers too far, and attempted to slap him while listening to the intro to Andy Cortez's 15 Seconds of Sports (which they had brought back to the past with the help of Marty McFly, as seen in episode 69 of the *Back to the Future* animated series). This caused Lemuria to crumble, Atlantis to sink beneath the waves, and the Bongo God to implode, leaving what remained of humanity to start again from scratch. Overtime, psychic echoes of The Bongo God caused humanity to gradually develop the lesser musical instrument known as the Bongo - and finally, after enough leftover burritos had been left in people's fridges overnight, The Bongo God himself was reincarnated in the form of Kevin Coello, who discovered that he could assume the deity's form during a failed attempt to initiate himself into a fraternity (long story).

All that to say: there are so many other, better things you could have read today, and instead you chose to read this.
Misiones

Las misiones son obtenidas a través del jefe de la Aldea o del gremio de cazadores, ambos poseen diferentes líneas históricas: Al obtener misiones del jefe, el cazador irá accediendo a nuevas características de la ciudad, como nuevas rutas comerciales que le permitirán obtener mejores artículos en la tienda. Las misiones

del gremio de cazadores tienen la finalidad de aumentar el rango de cazador , su nivel, lo que le permite acceder a misiones de dificultad superior. Las misiones están clasificadas por una cantidad de estrellas, de 1 a 8.

* **Misión de Caza:** El cazador es enviado a derrotar uno o más monstruos.
* **Misión de Recogida:** El cazador es enviado a recolectar cierto objeto, o simplemente deambular por una zona recogiendo lo que necesite.
* **Misión de Captura:** Donde el cazador deber rastrear, provocar, herir y capturar a cierto monstruo o Wyvern usando una trampa.
Kevin's Nazi Grandpa

A long time ago on Kinda Funny's various shows, a joke somehow formed about how Kevin's grandfather was a Nazi, and it become a recurring punchline within the office. To be honest, it isn't really all that funny anymore, given that there are actual, literal Nazis stomping around the Land of the Free in 2018 - but, as this is a fair, unbiased, and factually accurate wiki, it must be documented.
Kevin the Fly

One day in the middle of Colin and Greg Live, Kevin managed to accidentally plug himself directly into the computer that streams the show (which is strange, as Kevin only has type E wall sockets on his body). This gave him the power to manipulate the size and location of the Kev CamTM at will, allowing him to appear as if he were a fly buzzing about and irritating the show’s hosts.

Kevin’s antics as “Kevin the Fly” would continue unabated for years, until eventually, Colin realized that he could placate him by attempting to put a MAGA hat on his head (Kevin is a staunch supporter of the Inanimate Objects Party). However, once Colin left, Kevin discovered that he could grow to tremendous sizes by reversing his polarity, as demonstrated when he briefly turned into a *Shadow of the Colossus* boss for Andy to climb in mid-2018.

It should also be noted that plug incident described above also granted Kevin the power to turn his body into pure electricity – but he has thus far refused to demonstrate it, as he fears that Shirtless Spider-Man (and Greg, for some unexplained reason) will become his arch-nemesis if he does.
Brazil-sziget

Fájl:Ortelius\_1572\_Ireland\_Map.jpg|thumb|jobbra|A Brazil-sziget Ortelius 1572-es Írországot is ábrázoló térképén]]
A **Brazil-sziget** (**Hy-Brazil**) egy mitikus, nem létező sziget. Legendája a középkorban született, eredetileg Írország délnyugati partjaitól nem messze terült el. A nagy földrajzi felfedezések során, ahogy az Atlanti-óceánt és az amerikai kontinenst is egyre jobban megismerték, úgy tolódott a helye egyre messzebbre nyugatabbra és délebbre. A 16. század során a Brazil-sziget nevet egy az egyenlítő táján fekvő sziget kapta meg, ami később a dél-amerikai kontinens keleti részének bizonyult. A hasonlóság ellenére Brazília nevének semmi köze a szigethez, mivel az országot az egykor nagy mennyiségben előforduló brazilfáról nevezték el.

A mai Porcupine-zátony azon a helyen és durván abban a méretben található meg, mint a legendás Brazil-sziget az egykori hajóskönyveken. Az egész sziklapad 40-200 méterre fekszik a vízfelszín alatt és legnagyobb része (kb. több mint 600 km²) kiemelkedhetett az utolsó jégkori maximumkor 21 000 éve. Egyes feltételezések szerint lehetett ott még jelentős sziget a jégkori olvadás későbbi stádiumában, 12 000 éve.

## Forrás

I. P. Magidovics: A földrajzi felfedezések története, Gondolat kiadó, Budapest, 1961

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1. ↑ Sablon:Cite book
2. ↑ Sablon:Cite book
The Minority Report

During the early days of Kinda Funny, Colin and Greg would frequently ask Kevin’s opinion on matters related to America’s minority populations, as they felt Kevin, being one of the world’s smartest and most ancient beings, would be best equipped to answer them. These brief moments, which Greg would come to refer to as getting a “Minority Report” with Kevin (after giving away an empty DVD box of the movie in that week's giveaway), would eventually spiral into an entire show run by Kevin and Andy Cortez, after Nick accidentally poisoned all of the other hosts with his latest fad diet.

The Minority Report's hosts went on to helm a small handfull of masterful episodes, as well as an official spinoff in which Kevin and Andy impersonated their Mexican wrestler personas. In addition to basically tackling everything that the other members of Kinda Funny talk about on their own shows, The Minority Report has also discussed the immaculate taste of Snapple Elements at length, so much so that Tim started supporting Lacroix specifically to spite them.
R'lyeh

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**R'lyeh** egy képzeletbeli város mely először H.P. Lovecraft „Cthulhu hívása” című meséjében lett említve. A város **Relex**-ként is van említve „A halomban”. R'lyeh egy elsülyedt város a Csendes-óceán alján, melyben Cthulhu el van temetve.

R'lyeh bizarr architektúrája a nemeuklideszi geometrián alapszik.
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## Leírása

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Amikor R'lyeh kiemelkedik a tengerből a „Cthulhu hivásában”, a városnak csak az a „rettentő, monolitkoronás citadellája” látszódik, melyben Cthulhu sírja található. Az emberi látogatók ámulták annak hatalmasságát, valamint az óriási szobrok és domborművek félelmetes utalását. R'lyeh geometriája abnormális, nemeuklideszi és más világokból valónak tűnik.

Lovecraft meséiben a várost többször említik a rituálokban a következő szavakkal: „Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”, mely nagyjából annyit jelent, hogy „R'lyeh házában álmodva vár ránk a halott Cthulhu”.

## Elhelyezkedés

A „*Cthulhu hívása*” megadja a pontos koordinátákat: 47°9′D 126°43′Ny a déli Csendes-óceánban. August Derleth írásaiban R'lyeh 49°51′D 128°34′Ny található. Mindkét hely közel áll a Csendes-óceán hozzáférhetetlenségi pontjához, amely a legtávolabbi pont bármely szárazföldtől a Földön.

## Források

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1. ↑ Sablon:Cite web
2. ↑ Lovecraft „pszeudo-geometriája” szerint egyes alakok át bírnak nyúlni másik dimenziókba, ezért tűnnek „nemeuklideszinek” emberi szempontból. Robert Weinberg szerint ez lehetetlen. Mivel a háromdimenzionális világ zárt rendszer, nem építhetőek olyan struktúrák, melyek másik dimenziókba is átléphetnek. (Robert Weinberg, "H. P. Lovecraft and Pseudomathematics", *Discovering H. P. Lovecraft*, pp. 88–91.)
3. ↑ Pearsall, "R'lyeh", *The Lovecraft Lexicon*, p. 345.
4. ↑ Derleth, "The Black Island", *Quest for Cthulhu the great*, p. 426.
Ofír

**Ofír** vagy **Ophir** (héberül אוֹפִיר) egy bibliai helyszín, valószínűleg kikötő, ahonnan Salamon király háromévente különféle árucikkeket (aranyat, elefántcsontot, pávákat, fűszereket, szantálfát, drágaköveket és majmokat) hozatott. Ofír pontos helyét nem adja meg az Ószövetség, így a tudósok az említett áruk származási helye és a körülbelüli távolság (a hajók három év alatt tették meg az utat oda-vissza) alapján próbálták meg azonosítani a helyszínt. A Biblia görög fordítói Ofírt *Sophir* néven említik, ami India kopt neve, de felmerült az is, hogy esetleg Északkelet-Afrikában vagy az Arab-félsziget délkeleti részén kell keresni Ofírt, és olyan kutatók is akadtak, akik szerint Srí Lanka vagy Malajzia partjainál lehetett. A leginkább elfogadott elmélet az Arab-félsziget délnyugati részét jelöli meg. Portugál források alapján viszont Dél-Afrikában vélték fellelni.

## Források

* Sablon:Eltűnt népek
* Sablon:Cite web

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John Snow

Sometimes, when writing entries for this wiki, I come across something about Kevin that I want to be cynical and humorous about, but just can't. This is one of those moments: as much as I want to make fun of Kevin for impersonating George Rail Road Martin's favorite ice cream flavor, John Snow, I'm unable to bring myself to do so; not only is his costume is really, really solid, but his face possess a look of passion and ruggedness that normally only the most method Hollywood actors can channel.

You do you, Kevin. Be John Snow. Be a man among men.
Oberon (keresztnév)

Az **Oberon** a germán eredetű *Alberich* névből származó férfinév, aminek a jelentése *tündér + hatalmas, uralkodó*.

## Gyakorisága

Az 1990-es években szórványos név, a 2000-es években nem szerepel a 100 leggyakoribb férfinév között.

## Híres Oberonok

* Oberon, tündérkirály Shakespeare *Szentivánéji álom* című művében

## Jegyzetek

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1. ↑ A Nyelvtudományi Intézet által anyakönyvezhetőnek minősített név
2. ↑ 2,0 2,1 2,2 Ladó-Bíró, 97. old.
3. ↑ Az akkor születetteknek adott nevek számára vonatkozik az adat
4. ↑ http://www.nyilvantarto.hu/kekkh/kozos/index.php?k=statisztikai\_adatok\_lakossagi\_legujsznevek\_hu\_archiv