Mookie Conster (Archived)

* Mookie Conster
* Mookie Man

Mookie Conster is one of the main characters of Dumb Sh\*t. First debuting in season 3 episode 2, Mookie Conster's Idol, he quickly became a fan favorite and has continued to remain a part of the show to this day. Mookie Conster is arguably Dumb Sh\*t's most recognizable character as his face is used for the profile picture of the A-hole Industries YouTube Channel!

## **Personality**

Mookie Conster is portrayed as a blue creature who is obsessed with Christmas and all things Santa. He often gets on peoples nerves and they call him things like, "A Blue Piece of Pubic Hair", "A Complete idiot", and "A Blue Piece of shit", among others. He goes to see Santa every single day and often goes multiple times a day.

He strongly believes in the existence of Santa and gets extremely offended if somebody claims that he doesn't exist. He also is a huge fan of Herbert Danny Jurr and has been since "one million subs". Mookie Conster is extremely loyal as we see in Bite of the Were-Pig II, when he puts his own life at risk to try and cure Samirra.

## **History**

Mookie Conster was born on November 7th, and was originally raised by Samirra and This Guy. His first word was, he woulda guessed it, "Santa!" Samirra and This Guy eventually had to give him away as they were unable to continue taking care of him. He spent the next few years in an orphanage, being taken care of by an Abusive Caretaker. He eventually escaped the orphanage and spent the next few months on the road. It was during this time, that he met up with Herbert Danny Jurr who pointed him towards a white house. Mookie Conster went to the house and knocked on the door, only for Samirra to answer it. He then continued living in Samirra's house to this day and have gone on many misadventures with him.

Mookie Conster first appeared is in the season 3 episode, Mookie Conster's Idol in which he saw Herbert Danny Jurr looking through Samirra's window and was ecstatic to meet one of his heroes. For the remainder of season 3 and all of season 4, he remained a side character who didn't really do much. In season 4, he starred in an episode titled The Mookie Conster Show! The episode consisted of him dancing in front of the camera with comentary done by Not This Guy.

Mookie Conster begins to become a main character in the beginning of season 5. In the first episode, he ends up getting in a fight with John when he sneaks up on him and startles him. This results in both him and John getting stuck on the ceiling. John throws Mookie Conster out the door in anger after realising that he's stuck on the ceiling. Mookie Conster isn't seen again until the end of the episode when he comes in through the door, wearing a stupid hat and asking what he missed. In the episode titled, Mookie Conster's Herbert Danny Jurr realization No. 2, Mookie Conster wakes up one morning to see Herbert Danny Jurr watching him while he sleeps. He is ecstatic to see one of his heroes and claims that he's been a fan since one million subs. That's one John comes in and calls him an idiot and tells him that Santa doesn't exist. Mookie Conster gets angry and tosses himself at John and explodes. In the following episode, No Homo Part 2, Samirra walks in to see Mookie Conster and Herbert Danny Jurr making out in his room. He asks if he can get in on that but before he can, Nickelodeon walks in and puts them both in the corner. In the episode titled, 3 Men, 1 Monster, Mookie Conster is hanging out in the forest. Three guys come out there and try to look for him and get him on camera so they can upload it to YouTube and get lots of views. One of the men, splits off to try to use the bathroom and Mookie Conster gives him bad directions on where to find it. He then wants to go play with the other two but when they see him, they run off screaming and drop their camera. When Samirra was bitten by the Were-Pig, Mookie Conster risked his own life to cure him. In the episode, The Case of the Missing Mookie Conster, Samirra, This Guy, and Mookie Conster were filming an episode in which Samirra loses his hat. Mookie Conster messes up a line which pisses off Samirra who drop kicks him several feet. This Guy then picks him up and tosses him into some tall grass. This event convinces Mookie Conster that he's not wanted around here, so he writes a note to Samirra and This Guy and sets out for the North Pole. However, he gets lost on the way and ends up in the Park. Samirra and This Guy end up traveling to the Park to get him and bring him home. Not long after this, Mookie Conster ends up going on Samirra's computer without asking and watches this video about a superhero. Samirra catches him and scolds him for going on his computer without asking. Mookie Conster then travels upstairs and asks Heraldo, who's on his phone, if he believes that he can become a superhero. Heraldo yells at him for interupting his important phone call with Herbert Danny Jurr. Mookie Conster then decides to become a superhero to show Samirra what he can accomplish. He creates a cape and becomes Mookie Man! He then travels around helping people. The first people he ends up helping is Monkey and Monkey's Cousin. Both of which ends up going wrong. Then he has to go to the bathroom and pisses on some plants only to find out that they were Belmo's Plants. Belmo is angry at him for pissing on his plants. He tells Mookie Conster to prove that he's a superhero and fly out of a window. Meanwhile, Samirra and Heraldo are looking for Mookie Conster and they find him trying to fly out a window. They try to stop him but he does it anyway. He obviously falls and hits Teal Shirt Guy in the neck. Samirra and Heraldoconvince him to hang up his cape. He agrees but has to put his cape back on to stop Whizzy the Talking Bear from selling Samirra drugs. He succeeds in stopping Whizzy and Samirra agree's to go with him to see Santa. Not long after this, Mookie Conster finds a picture of himself on Samirra's computer. He then hears a sound coming from the basement. Something that sounds an awful lot like someone taking a massive crap. He runs upstairs and confronts Samirra about this, asking him what's in the basement. Samirra agrees to check it out and he finds a notebook down in the basement. He shows it to Mookie Conster and they decide to check it out together. They find this weird word inside the notebook and some writing that tells them to read a word to prove they are worthy to hold the power contained in the notebook. Samirra reads it witnhout a problem but Mookie Conster struggles with it. His consciousness is then transported to another realm Where Light Isn't Present. It is a realm in black and white. In the realm, he is aproached by John who then transforms into a hooded figure with a mask. The figure tells him that there is no hope, no future. Mookie Conster then snaps out of it. Him and Samirra decide to get rif of the book once and for all. So they go out into the woods and leave it there. Little do they know, after they leave, a hooded figure with a mask comes and picks the notebook up. About a week later, on Halloween, Mookie Conster dresses up as Santa and Samirra takes him out trick or treating. While they are trick or treating, they are approached by a hooded figure with a mask who claims to be the watcher. He captures them both and they wake up tied to chairs. The Watcher explains that he has the notebook that Samirra and Mookie Conster got rid of. But a page is missing that makes it less powerful. Samirra reveals that he took the page from the book before they got rid of it. Samirra and Mookie Conster escape and the Watcher chases them. The Watcher catches them both and sends Mookie Conster into the realm Where Light Isn't Present. Samirra has to go in there to break him free. He succeeds and they both take on the Watcher together. The Watcher escapes without the notebook and Samirra and Mookie Conster go back to trick or treating. However, it's too late and Halloween is over. About a week later, Mookie Conster buys a new shirt with the A-hole Industries Credit Card that says, "Jesus is my Superhero." At this same time, Samirra and Teal Shirt Guy plan Mookie Conster a surprise party. Mookie Conster also plans himself a party but he invites the same people that Teal Shirt Guy and Samirra invited to their party. The next day, nobody shows up at Mookie Conster's party except the abusive caretaker, who says that their is another party. The Abusive Caretaker takes Mookie Conster to the party that Samirra and Teal Shirt Guy threw for him. He is so surprised and Samirra gives him a chewed up ball of gum for his Birthday. A little while later, on Thanksgiving, John asks Mookie Conster to cook a Thanksgiving Turkey. But Mookie Conster doesn't know what a Turkey looks like so he ends up just beating a thing of Sunblock with his hands. John finds him and gets pissed off that he is doing it wrong. Later, Mookie Conster finds Jenkins pretending to be a turkey. He decides to bring him inside to show and impress John. Although, it has the opposite affect and John beats the living crap out of him. Towards the beginning of December, Mookie Conster watches a traditional Santa Video that he watches every year. He comments about how he can't wait for Santa to give him presents this year. Eugene replies and tells him that Santa doesn't exist. He gets really upset at this and ends up telling Samirra who says the same thing. However, Samirra later dresses up as santa to cheer Mookie Conster up. Mookie Conster finds out that its not the real Santa but then Mexicali Santa Clause shows up, drunk. Mookie Conster is so shocked at this that he ends up passing out.

## **Quotes**

* "Santa!"
* "Why Me!?"
* "What'd I miss?"
* "Alright, fine... I am Mookie Man no more."
* "Screw it! With Great Power, comes great responsibility..."
* "That does it! I will stop at nothing to take down the non-believers!!"

## **Trivia**

* The Puppet was originally purchased by Nick Wolanski in 2017 and was just referred to as Cookie Monster as that was what the puppet was supposed to be.
* After Cookie Monster, John and Nick Wolanski started calling him Pancake Monster, because why not?
* Mookie Conster is first referred to by name in the episode, Wilderness Weekend Starring A Guy
* Mookie Conster is a superhero named Mookie Man