Shoe0nhead

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> ### Alias
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> shoe
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> ### Occupation
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> YouTuber
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> ### Birthplace
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> Lawng Island
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> Italian
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> Female
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> Dark Brown
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> Brown
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> ### First Appearance
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> EFAP Movies | Karen
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> ### Latest Appearance
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> EFAP Movies | Final Destination 5
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> "Oh god that's happened to me before, with the warta bottle!"
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> - EFAP Movies | *Final Destination 2*
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**shoe0nhead** is a YouTuber who makes content about sociopolitical topics.

### Foreshadowing

On EFAP 13, MauLer, Rags, and Wolf took a look at Patricia Taxxon's response to Wolf's video on the topic of forcing diversity into works of fiction. Naturally, Taxxon covered barely any of Wolf's actual video in her response, and deemed it to have no actual arguments in it. Shoe saw Taxxon's video and thought it was good (likely because it included none of Wolf's own video) and commented asking if Taxxon wanted to take a look at her take on the same subject. She did, and told shoe that her video also said nothing.

Shoe first heard of MauLer when some guy made an 11 hour video about Jenny Nicholson's Joker video oh my god. Curious, she took a look at the stream and discovered it was actually about Jeb Bush.

On The Sitch & Adam Show Episode 152, when shoe asked him his political views, MauLer revealed that he had been radicalized to the far right by watching her videos making fun of Cosmopolitan articles. This was a ploy by the clown that lives in shoe0nhead's brain.

MauLer later turned himself into an M&M, and made sexist comments towards shoe in one of her videos.

### vs *~~Final Destination~~ Karen*

With YMS running 2 hours late for their *Final Destination* watchparty due to scheduling issues, JLongbone suggested they fill the time by watching *Karen*. Shoe, like everyone else, was focused on the wife character's ass, but was only brave enough to say so when MauLer brought it up first.

### vs *Final Destination*

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Shoe described her experience with *Final Destination* as having seen it a long time ago, barely remembering it but still being spooked by mundane scenarios as a result of having watched it. She compared the first film's premise to the time Seth MacFarlane was spared from 9/11, and hypothesized that there was an entire Death Inc trying to keep the whole system functioning. She gave the film a 5/10, saying it was a unique idea for the time and calling it a masterpiece when watched directly after *Karen*.

After watching *Final Destination 2*, shoe figured that they were leaning into the cheese of it, and concluded that she liked the opening but agreed the rest of the movie was worse than the first one, agreeing with YMS that the relatability of driving on a highway adds to the suspense, something that was helped by having personally stepped on a warta bottle while trying to brake.

The rollercoaster derailment at the beginning of *Final Destination 3* successfully freaked shoe out, but like MauLer, the thing she remembered about the movie above all else was the boobs, leading to a bonding moment with Rags over liking the smaller ones better. She agreed with YMS about the protagonist's Onision energy, and expressed hope that the rat that derailed the train at the end was okay. *3* was easily the worst one so far, with the most boring deaths, with shoe confirming that tanning beds do not, in fact, have a cook setting, though she felt that the scene in the weight room could have been executed well. She laid out her ranking system of how much the deaths made her go "ooh," citing the guy who was cut into pieces by a flying wire fence.

Shoe had not seen *The Final Destination* (the fourth one) before, but was immediately able to predict it would revolve around the 3D gimmick and be full of hamfisted shots of objects flying toward the camera. The decrease in quality was very apparent, with shoe describing it as looking like a parody of the previous films, though she did find the montage in the opening credits cool. She predicted it may have been more novel back when 3D was a trend, but the rest of the roster disagreed. Shoe was able to back YMS up when he said that pool drains actually can kill people, agreeing with everyone else that they should have shown the pool drain guy deflating, wondering how they could blow such an easy premise. She was going to give the movie a 1/10, but Adam continued to warn against rating it too low because there is so much more that can be worse, and shoe agreed with him that *The* was more funny-bad than the prior films, then pitched a movie where a character keeps trying kill himself in more and more outlandish ways to cheat death, leadin the gang to imagine a much better movie.

Shoe agreed with Rags that the protagonist of *Final Destination 5* looked like WalMart Tom Cruise, and found the collapsing bridge in the opening more relatable than the racetrack. MauLer was invested in shoe's reaction to the gymnast's death, and she similarly dreaded the Lasik scene. At the end of it all, shoe ranked the films 1>2>5>3>4, with everyone else mostly agreeing. They were already having difficulty remembering which characters and which deaths were from each film, and braced themselves for a sixth one, which Jay read was planned for the then-upcoming 2022.

## Quotes

* "Well your- you know, you fuckin, Pause Every... Frame or whatever" - Sitch & Adam Show 152
* "What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman, neheheheh" - MauLer, having transformed himself into an M&M, Hell World 5
* "The suburbs, dun-dun-dun!" - EFAP Movies | Karen
* "porn acting" - EFAP Movies | Karen
* "I'm a bit of a germaphobe"
"More like a blackaphobe!"
"... blackaphobe?"
- Karen, shoe, and Jay, EFAP Movies | Karen
* "All you guys just seem to be migrating from the cities and infiltrating the suburban neighborhoods"
"Ooh, infiltrating suburbs"
"Infiltrating?"
"Infiltrating!"
"Infiltrating"
"Infiltrating"
- Karen, MauLer, Rags, JLongb0ne, Fringy, and shoe, EFAP Movies | Karen

* "I literally looked away for like 2 seconds and now he's getting arrested" - EFAP Movies | Karen
* Mistakes into miracles" - EFAP Movies | Karen
* "A world before *Shrek*" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination
* "Has this ever happened to you?!" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination
* "Everybody wants the weird goth girl until they actually meet her" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination
* "I clapped when I heard it"
"I didn't hear you clap"
"[bonks desk]"
- shoe and MauLer, EFAP Movies | Final Destination
* "someBODY once told me-" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination
* "She died how she lived - horny" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination 2
* "The nurse was choking me and calling me a slut" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination 2
* "Is there something in Long Island that lets you predict your own death? That's pretty neat"
"I dunno, what's goin on?"
"There must be something in the wartar... am I right?"
- MauLer, shoe, and Capital-O Opinions, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 2
* "Dedicated to whoever. We miss them dearly" - on the possibility of someone dying, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 3
* "Alrighty, 3"
"Ready?"
"2"
"2"
"Wha- wait, what?"
- MauLer and shoe, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 3
* "Those things exist, you can film them if you want"
"That's such a great way to talk about CGI, 'Those things exist, just film it.'"
- Jay and shoe, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 3
* "For the people in the future, this is when sex was legal" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination 3
* "I mean they're nice, they should be proud"
"They are nice. Yeah they are great, they are good"
"They're wonderful, they are wonderful"
- shoe, MauLer, and Rags, on breasts, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 3
* "I like the smaller ones better personally"
"Me too"
"Oh my god we were made for each other"
- Rags and shoe, also on breasts, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 3
* "Men grunting!" - reading the captions, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 3
* "Wait Death is an anti-racist?... Death is a liberal" - EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "You know what, I give em credit, that was funny. That was a good fakeout"
"Was it though?"
"No, but..."
- shoe and MauLer, EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "Rags over here like 2/10, elbows too pointy"
"I like MILFs, okay?"
"Never heard anyone say that they like MILFs that defensively"
- shoe, Rags, and Jay, EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "I've seen so many deaths lately because of these movies that if I saw someone get crushed in real life I'd be like, 'eh, 3/10 death.'" - EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "Someone's gettin cubed" - EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "It's like Danny Devito!" - on a man hanging himself, EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "We had to see the wine cork in 3D" - EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "Do any of you wear glasses? Cuz fuckin that shit's so annoying"
"Oh yeah, glasses on glasses"
"Six eyes"
- shoe, YourMovieSucks, and Rags, EFAP Movies | The Final Destination
* "By the time this comes out there'll probably be a new one" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination 5
* "A lot of people have fears of bridges, including myself though, so"
"I'm gonna go as a bridge for Halloween"
- shoe and Jay, EFAP Movies | Final Destination 5
* "This is Death in human form... Death is some old Chinese woman the whole time" - EFAP Movies | Final Destination 5
* "Okay, here's one - which character was Jaclyn? Which one was she in?"
"Oh god"
- MauLer and shoe, - EFAP Movies | Final Destination 5
* "Maybe the real destination was the friends we made along the way"
"Nah that's stupid"
- shoe and Jay, - EFAP Movies | Final Destination 5