Fern/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Fern.

* "You know that feeling when you've got a tickle at the back of your frond? No?"

## Match Start Quotes

### General

* "Don't call me Grass Finn!"
* "Don't dink this up, Fern..."
* "Glad I photosynthesized this morning.
* "I've got some impulse control issues."
* "Whoop whoop, fightin' time!"
* "You down to try this Fern style?"

### With Finn the Human

* "A Finn-Fern team-up. Excellent."
* "No hard feelings about all that evil grass magic stuff, right?"
* "Ooo's greatest heroes fighting together again!"
* "Watch me, Finn! Watch me!"

### With Garnet

* "A Grass Boy and a Crystal Gem. Neat."
* "Garnet! It's me! Regular old Finn the Human!"
* "Let's put the squoze on 'em, Garnet."
* "You and Finn had a crossover before, right?"

### With Jake the Dog

* "Ha ha, yeah. Classic Fern and Jake team-up fight."
* "I'm like your brother, only leafier."
* "Jake, rake, birthday cake."
* "Just treat me like you treat other Finn, okay?"

### With Morty

* "Do you have any science junk for severing tendons?"
* "I like your giant arm. Can it kill people?"
* "Oh, I've heard all about you, Morty."
* "Wow, look at me. Teamed up with THE Morty."

## Respawn Quotes

### General

* "Augh, dinked it up, again!"
* "Boy, that was a taste of my own mortality. Ha."
* "C'mon, Fern style! FERN STYLE."
* "Don't be a scrub-up, Fern!"
* "Get outta here with that bad jazz."
* "Gotta learn from my dinks."
* "I am glad Neptr wasn't here to see that."
* "Man I wish I had tree senses."
* "Okay, now I'm gonna sever your tendons."
* "Think think think, what would Finn do?"

## During Combat Quotes

### General

* "Chop chop chop!"
* "I'm just like Finn, right BMO?" (Down Special)
* "BMO GO!" (Down Special)
* "Protect the leafy buns." (Down Special)
* "Now I'm faster than Finn!" (Down Special)
* "Schwing! Schwing!"
* "Time for grass to do the steppin'!"

## Taunts

### General

* "Ah! I can't breathe! Oh wait, I never breathe."
* "Did I hear someone say they need a chopping?"
* "Don't skrunk with me, man."
* "Fern the Human, 100% hero."
* "I think I'd make a great Finn, don't you?"
* "I've got all of Finn's good dance memories."
* "PHOTOSYNTHESIZE!"
* "These are those big boy dance moves."
* "[quiet] You wanna do this library style?"
* "Wow. You're a real so and so huh? Ha."

### With Finn the Human

* "Don't mind me, Finn. Just observing you."
* "Don't worry. I don't think I'm totally evil yet."
* "I bet people can barely tell the difference between us."
* "So that's how YOU do hero stuff. Interesting!"

### With Garnet

* "Are there any grass boys on your planet?"
* "Can you introduce me to Watermelon Steven?"
* "I see why Finn likes you so much, Garnet."
* "Wow, can you teach me to punch like you?"

### With Jake the Dog

* "Ha ha. Just like back in the treehouse, am I right? Boy!"
* "I'll chop 'em, you do the stretchy stuff."
* "Just two brothers fighting evil, right?"
* "More like Adven-Fern Time. Am I right?"

### With Morty

* "Aw man, I should've worn MY little yellow shirt."
* "Let's channel some anger, Morty."
* "Morty. That arm of yours terrifies me."
* "Morty and I could go to therapy... or we could just do some violence."

## Win Quotes

### General

* "And that's a win for this grass boy!"
* "Glad all that evil got vanquished. By me."
* "Huh. And I didn't even need to kill anyone."
* "I always knew I was the real Finn."
* "Let's celebrate with some of that good sugary stuff!"
* "Maybe I AM a real hero."
* "Maybe now the globs will forgive me."
* "Well that was fun. Thanks for not killing me and stuff."
* "What now, Grass Wizard?"

### With Finn the Human

* "Boy, we sure have come a long way since I was your weird sword."
* "Gee Finn, I wish we could stay friends like this forever."
* "Just two amazing Finns, both doing an amazing job."
* "See Finn? If anything ever happens to you... I can take over."

### With Garnet

* "Tell Watermelon Steven I said hi."
* "That's a win for team Grass and Gem!"
* "Those gauntlets sure are the tops for punch-times, huh?"
* "We sure were Stronger Than Them, huh?"

### With Jake the Dog

* "Jake and Fern, brothers forever. FOREVER."
* "Jake, did you see that? We won! Oh, thank the glob!"
* "Just like with Finn, right bro?"
* "Who wants bacon pancakes?"

### With Morty

* "At first I thought the snake laser was weird, but you sure proved me wrong."
* "Morty and Fern! Dunking on fools since-! Like, five minutes ago, I guess."
* "See Morty? No need to cry and be so scared."
* "That's what we call a big boy win."