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Spawn Riot

Alice in the Spawn Riot

The **Spawn Riot** is a major event that occured on April 8, 2021 in Spawn.

## History

### Background

Alt had made plans to build an underground metro system in Spawn, much to the disapproval of Luke. Luke eventually agreed, but said that Alt would need to obtain the iron needed for rails herself, as Luke would not be providing any materials. On the morning of April 8, 2021, Luke and Alice disabled the Spawn iron farm in an effort to deny Alt access to iron. The disabling of the farm was unpopular amongst the public, leading to unrest.

### The Riot

Jade declared a riot in Spawn, and started by smashing the windows in front of Scott Coffee. Alice then decided to break into the Apple Store and steal the floor. The riots later escalated and led to the burning of the street and the bar. Chayse later appeared to act as law enforcement during the riot.

## Aftermath

The riots convinced Luke to reenable the iron farm eventually. The Spawn Metro's first line was finished but was deemed too slow of a travel method, leading to the cancellation of the project entirely. The destruction during the riots also prompted Luke to focus on the development of Spawn.
Christmas Revolution

Goblin Zapata standing outside of the Polarite Parliament Building

### Result

**Successful Coup*** Goblin becomes President of Polaris, and the Worker's Republic of Polaris is established

The **Christmas Revolution** was a coup d'état committed by Goblin Zapata against the Republic of Polaris resulting in their collapse and the establishment of the Workers' Republic of Polaris.

## History

### Background

Following the signing of the Treaty of Aquila, one of the clauses states that Goblin Zapata was ineligible from any executive or judiciary positions within the Republic of Polaris. After the treaty and the independence of Polaris, Aleph ordered all buildings in Aquila with the exeption of their house, the portal station and Nova Technologies headquarters to be torn down, among those buildings was the home of Goblin Zapata. Aleph promised a new home to Goblin in Stiltonburg but the promise was never delivered. Goblin Zapata was killed by Alice during the Wedding of Omni-Man and Alice and was revived by Luke to test Lukas-Cox's revival technology. Following this revival, Goblin felt like the Polarite government had failed in everything that it had promised.

### Coup of 23rd December

On December 23rd, 2021, Goblin Zapata was wandering around Spawn when Luke asked about the home that Aleph had promised him. Goblin told Luke that he never got the home that he was promised and pointed out the failures of the Polarite government. After this, Luke and Ian decided to send Goblin to Stiltonburg to cause instability within the government. Upon his arrival at Stiltonburg, Luke supplied Goblin with diamond tools and armor and told him to overthrow the government. Goblin entered the Polaris Capitol took over, establishing the Worker's Republic of Polaris.

### Aftermath

Goblin wrote the constitution of the Worker's Republic of Polaris, declaring it a communist state and renamed Stiltonburg to Stiltongrad. Following the occupation, r/home immediately recognized the Worker's Republic of Polaris. The following day, Goblin, Luke and Nick signed the Treaty of Christmas Eve, where the Gexans would recognize the Worker's Republic of Polaris in exchange for land lost during the First Gexan War to be returned.
Battle of Gaming

The aftermath of the war at the r/home stage

* The stage in r/home is destroyed by Sweden 3, with minor damage also done to Aquila
* Dababy is killed in action, losing his last canon life

The **Battle of Gaming** was a pivotal point in the Virgin War, in which r/home fought against Sweden 3 and their army of Withers.

## History

### Background

On September 22, 2021, Stefan Löfven, on behalf of Sweden 3, declared war on several states, including the Empire of Greater Gex, r/home, the Republic of Polaris, the Republic of Las Goblin, and the Republic of the Badlands. As a result of the declaration, Ian, Lucas, and Alice went to the area of Sweden 3 within r/home, hoping to encapture Stefan. Sayori, the Führer of Western Sahara, attempted to aid r/home, although r/home got tired of waiting and proceeded without Western Sahara.

### Feud at the Stage

In Sweden 3, Ian managed to lure Stefan out of the Steffe Cave and to the r/home stage using cinammon buns. At the r/home stage, Stefan was confronted by the r/home forces, resulting in Stefan summoning 2 Withers - named Per Bolund and Ulla Löfven - before retreating into hiding. The Sweden 3 Withers were easily defeated, with Alice summoning a Wither of her own after the victory, although it was also killed by Ian and Lucas.

### Battle at Polaris

After escaping from r/home, Stefan made his way to the former territory of Sweden 2 in the Republic of Polaris, which had also been claimed by Sweden 3. In Polaris, Stefan summoned yet another Wither, named Morgan Johansson, before going down into hiding once again in a cave. Finding out that Stefan had attacked Polaris, Ian and Lucas quickly flew over there, and defeated the Wither.

With all of Stefan's Wither Skulls used, he was trapped into a shallow pit, before being apprehended by Ian and Lucas.

### Ian-Dababy Duel

After the battle at Polaris, Stefan was arrested and jailed at the Dababy Prison, although he was shortly after broken out by Dababy. After breaking Stefan out, Dababy challenged Ian to a duel near the r/home trading hall, to which Ian accepted. Ian easily killed Dababy, taking his last canon life, as a result of Dababy's inferior armor. After the duel, Stefan was once again arrested by Ian and Lucas.

### Aftermath

*Main article:* Execution of Stefan Löfven
During his imprisonment at the Dababy Prison, Stefan declared his cell the nation of Sweden 4, although it was never recognized by any other state. Stefan was later executed by Ian in the End on September 30, resulting in Stefan losing his last canon life.
July 2021

The seventh month of the SexMP, **July 2021**, notably sees the end of the Gex-Swedish War, as well as communications between Aleph and Alt about potentially declaring New Alaska an independant nation.

## Timeline

### 2nd

#### Events

* Goblin is succeeded as the Republic of Gex's Secretary of State by Nick.

### 8th

#### Events

* Aleph and Alt begins planning the formation of the Republic of Polaris.

### 18th

#### Events

* Chayse is appointed as the Director-General of the United Nations.

### 24th

#### Events

* The Fishy Service is founded by Ian, who appoints himself administrator of the service.
Gex Republic Provisional Government

The **Gex Republic Provisional Government** was the organization used to establish the Republic of Gex and deport Oraguienblue. It was dissolved after the inauguration of Luke Mcalel as president.

## History

The provisional government of the Republic of Gex was founded after the area that would later be known as Spawn was settled by Luke and Apple. The two agreed to form a country out of their two settlements, officially establishing the Republic of Gex. Luke appointed himself as the Governor of Spawn and later the acting president of the Republic of Gex.
Jerry

* Post Exile
* Pre Exile
* Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

### Lives

**Jerry** formerly known as **Mike** is a major character and overarching antagonist in the SexMP. Originally purchased as Luke's alternate account, he became the only character with canonical access to Creative Mode and the server console. Luke often refers matters to him, as he is the one who "calls the shots.

## History

### Illegal Items

Jerry is seen as the source of all illegal items on the server, which would be randomly distributed and traded by players.

### Player Bans

Jerry is responsible for all player bans on the server. Most notably he banned Sayori through console after she was caught harassing Erin numerous times.

### Affair and Exile

After Sayori's ban, she asked Jerry on how to get unbanned, which she told her to "suck his [[Hyperlink Blocked]]" She later told Luke who said that he would dump Jerry and attempt to take his console access. Mike was banished to The Void by Jake and Luke on October 29, 2021 at McDonalds.

### Return

On December 4, 2021, Mike returned during a void demonstration at the University of Spawn College of Evil. He murdered Sayori, Doofenshmirtz, and Grian Briffin, as well as injuring Jake. After leaving campus, Jerry decided to destroy Spawn and Western Sahara.
Shapirostan

Flag of Las Pipis

**Shapirostan**, formerly known as **Las Pipis** and historically as **Las Goblin** is a state in the Empire of Greater Gex.

## Geography and Economy

Las Pipis is bordered by Spawn and Kamaro to the west as well as by the Kingdom of Donda to the east. The area is mostly desert, which renders it useless for most purposes.

## History

Las Pipis was formed out of the Gexan annexation of the Republic of Las Goblin which declared independence following the Fall of the Gex Republic.
Gexan occupation zone in Ancapistan

Flag of the Empire of Greater Gex

## Government

### Type

Military occupation of the Empire of Greater Gex, part of Kuk-occupied Ancapistan

## Geography

### Biome(s)

Savanna
Plains

### Country

Ancapistan

The **Gexan occupation zone in Ancapistan**, also known as the **Gexan Zone**, is one of the three zones in Kuk-occupied Ancapistan. It is administered by the Empire of Greater Gex, with Abdullah as the military governor. The Gexan Zone consists primarily of the Ancap Peninsula, a peninsula in the Stewie Sea found in the south of Ancapistan.

## Geography

The Gexan Zone is situated on the Ancap Peninsula, a savanna and plains peninsula which holds the southmost point of Ancapistan. The Gexan Zone also includes a island next to the Libertyville Zone, which was the location of Alice's unattended funeral.
Ice Cap Zone 3

The only flag ever flown by Ice Cap Zone 3.

**Ice Cap Zone 3** is the short lived nation formed after Enzo's exodus from the Republic of Gex.

## History

### Founding

After the Dissolution of Scottland, Enzo officially declared his home as the Nation of Ice Cap Zone 3.

### Frozen War

*Main article: Frozen War*

As revenge for destroying Scottland, Enzo attacked Spawn with a wither on May 8, 2021. As a result of this, Gex declared war on Ice Cap Zone and invaded. On May 9, 2021, Ice Cap Zone was bombed into oblivion by the Gexans, dissolving the nation.
Poppy

* Current skin
* Old skin

**Poppy**, also known as **Pizza**, is a friend of Jakob who joined the SexMP on May 13, 2021. He currently resides with Jakob in the nation of Dead Bush.

## History

Poppy joined the SexMP on May 13, 2021. During his first play session, Poppy traveled to Las Goblin via Kamaro, where he temporarily settled. Later on May 14, Poppy traveled with Jakob to a badlands, where they founded their new nation, Dead Bush. Shortly after the founding, Poppy was made sheriff of the nation.
Soooo Not Halal War

Sayori flying around Ian's burning house

Ian during the second invasion of Western Sahara

### Result

**Decisive r/home Victory*** Sayori dies, and is succeeded by popbob as the Führer of Western Sahara

The **Soooo Not Halal War** was a semi-major conflict that occured on December 27, 2021. The war saw r/home, with aid from the Empire of Greater Gex, against Western Sahara, as a result of Western Sahara's leader, Sayori, accidentally stripping one of Ian's logs.

## History

### Background

On December 27, 2021, when looking for cobblestone, Sayori broke into the leader of r/home, Ian's, house. However, when attempting to either open or close a fence gate, Sayori accidentally stripped a log which was used as flooring, a violation of both the Treaty of Bombs and the Treaty of Tesco.

### First Invasion of Western Sahara

A few hours later, the stripped log was discovered by Ian, who asked Luke to use CoreProtect to find the culprit. Upon learning that it was Sayori, Ian and Luke quickly went over to Western Sahara, where they killed the country's only soldier, a Husk, and also blew up the country's housing.

With Western Sahara being destroyed, Sayori went over to r/home, where he would begin an attack of his own.

### Battle of r/home

After arriving at r/home, Sayori began to burn down Ian's house, starting from the top. This caused both Ian and Luke to return, and begin fighting Sayori in r/home. During the ensuing battle, Sayori managed to destroy several builds in r/home City and Elnour, although Ian and Luke later managed to push Sayori over towards Spawn and Gravel Post in the Empire of Greater Gex.

In Gex, Sayori was joined by Austin, although Luke managed to kill him after Austin combat logged from battle.

### Second Invasion of Western Sahara

With Austin defeated, Luke and Ian followed Sayori back to Western Sahara, where Ian successfully managed to kill Sayori, resulting in Sayori losing his last canon life. With all of Western Sahara' forces dead, Luke and Ian proceeded to invade Western Sahara, stealing various different resources, such as gunpowder from the nation's creeper farm.

### Aftermath

With Sayori dead, popbob, who Sayori had chosen as his successor prior to his, took over as the Führer of Western Sahara. However, popbob's rule would later be attacked by Hausemaster the next day, sparking the Incursion War.
First Battle of Stiltonburg

Alice outside the Polarite Capitol during the Taliban-led bombing

The **Battle of Stiltonburg** was a battle in the Second Gexan War, which saw the Workers' Republic of Polaris defending against a bombing campaign committed by the Lancer Fanclub, r/home, and the Empire of Greater Gex on the city of Stiltonburg.

## History

### Background

*Main article:* Raid of the Doors
On January 30, 2022, Fucker Carlson was arrested and killed by Gexan police after he stole several doors from Gravel Post. After later escaping imprisonment, Carlson searched for refuge in the Workers' Republic of Polaris, where he was appointed as Minister of Defense by President Goblin Zapata, in order to use Carlson for the Second Gexan War.

### Bombing of the 30th

After the arrest of Carlson, Alice, on behalf of the Empire of Greater Gex, bombed the housing in Stiltonburg. In retaliation, Carlson bombed Spawn, which included the destruction of McDonalds and Burger King.

As a result of the bombings, Greater Gex Emperor Luke condemned Alice's actions during the war, and attempted to make peace with the Workers' Republic of Polaris, after they offered to give up the rest of their snowy territory.

### Taliban Strikes

On January 31, 2022, after hearing the possibility of peace, Ian discussed with Alice the idea of continuing the war against Polaris, but instead on behalf the Lancer Fanclub, better known as the Taliban, and with aid from r/home. Alice explained that she had similar thoughts, and they together broke the windows in the Gex Capitol Building before heading off to Stiltonburg.

In Stiltonburg, the Taliban began lacing the Polarite Capitol with TNT, before summoning a Wither to detonate it. Disappointed in the lack of damage, Alice began deploying several Withers in the Stiltonburg housing.

### Arrest of Carlson

Upon seeing the damage in Stiltonburg, Fucker Carlson immediately went into hiding in a cave under the capitol building. The Taliban eventually managed to locate Carlson's cave, and arrested him on the spot. Carlson was then, after a hunt in Spawn, taken to Bowser's Castle, the private prison of the Taliban, by Alice and Ian, where he would be imprisoned. In prison, Carlson asked if he could be given a Cox Cap, which the Taliban refused, resulting in Carlson's suicide and final canon death.

### Aftermath

After the death of Carlson, a bounty was put on Zapata by the Taliban, with Polaris putting a bounty on Ian and strengthening defenses against the terrorist group. Later, Greater Gex once again joined the Second Gexan War on the side against Polaris, after Ian argued to Luke that Gex was violating the Treaty of Western Sahara by not aiding r/home in the war.
Sweden 3

**Sweden 3**, officially the **Kingdom of Sweden 3**, is a nation founded by Stefan Löfven on September 8, 2021, after he had been on the run for exactly two months.

The nation is located in Stefan's residence, the Steffe Cave, which was formerly a part of r/home.

## History

### Founding

The Kingdom of Sweden 3 was declared by Stefan Löfven on September 8, 2021, two months after the fall of his other nation, Sweden 2.

On Septmeber 9, Sweden 3 invaded the Landskrona Tavern in the Republic of Polaris, which is also former land of Sweden 2. On the same day, the kingdom formed plans for world domination.

On September 13, OVER19BRUH was made Prince Regent of the nation, as well as the heir to the nation's throne. Together, Stefan and OVER19BRUH further invaded Polaris, this time taking over all land that formerly belonged to Sweden 2.

### Virgin War

On September 22, 2021, IanTEB, Lucas, and Alice summoned Stefan to the r/home stage, where Stefan had previously been assassinated. After Stefan arrived, he summoned two withers and combat logged.

After the two withers were defeated, Stefan rejoined the server and retreated to Polaris, where he summoned another wither. After some time, Ian and Lucas managed to take out wither and put Stefan into a hole in the ground, where he was surrounded. Stefan was then escorted to Dababy Prison by Ian, where Stefan would await execution.

As a result of the war, most of Sweden 3's land was returned to r/home and Polaris, although the nation still stood as Stefan had quitely claimed an area of land right outside of the r/home border. The outpost was annexed by r/home on October 24, 2021, officially dissolving the nation.
SexMP Wiki

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Swedish Dream

* Killed by Lucas after Swedish Dream stole one of his totems. This life was revived via the aforementioned totem
* Jumped to his death from a tree outside of Lucas' base
* Killed by Lucas while saying his goodbyes to r/home

## History

### Residence(s)

Sweden

**Swedish Dream** is a character played by IanTEB who appeared and interacted with Lucas in r/home on April 26, 2021. He is a parody of the Mexican Dream character from the Dream SMP.

## April 26 appearance

On April 26, 2021, Swedish Dream appeared outside of Lucas' base, where he met with Lucas. After chatting for a while, Swedish Dream gave Lucas a spider eye named "kötbulle" (lit. meatball), which Lucas ate, causing him to be poisoned. Swedish Dream then tried to lure Lucas into a trap, although Lucas caught on, and eventually killed Swedish Dream with his sword.

Swedish Dream then respawned in Lucas' base, where he stole one of Lucas' Totems of Undying. Swedish Dream later met with Lucas outside of the r/home fletcher hall, where Lucas used the totem by killing Swedish Dream.

A while later, Lucas saw Swedish Dream on top of one of Lucas' dark oak trees. Swedish Dream jumped off and planned to then attack Lucas, although he died due to the fall.

Shortly after Swedish Dream's second death, he met with Lucas, again outside of the r/home fletcher hall. Swedish Dream told Lucas that he wanted to go enjoy life, although Lucas swiftly killed him while he was walking away, due to him being "annoying".
Cox Tower

Cox Tower was constructed by Nick from April 9, 2021 to April 20, 2021 and it's located inside Infinite Plaza in Downtown Spawn City.

In June 2020 Cox Tower was reconstructed.

Cox Tower stands at 180 blocks tall and has 26 floors and 1 basement, with and observation deck on the 25th floor and a giftshop in the observation floors entrance.

this tower is very very large just like how america is a very very good country full of wonderful patriots with very very large guns and very big penises
Occupation zone in Libertyville

Flag of the Libertyville Zone

The **Occupation zone in Libertyville**, also known as the **Libertyville Zone**, is one of the three zones in Kuk-occupied Ancapistan. It is administered by r/home, with Jimmie Åkesson as the military governor. The Libertyville Zone encompasses the Ancap capital city of Libertyville.

## Geography

The Libertyville Zone is located in the middle south of Ancapistan, above the Gexan Zone but below the Ne'er-do-well Zone. It is the smallest of the three zones in Kuk-occupied Ancapistan, being solely made up by Libertyville.
Avsnitt 5 Höll Olof Palme på att utveckla Aids?

## Avsnittsbeskrivning

Scroll-Mia har tagit tag i Flashbacks hjärta och själ – Mordet på Olof Palme och hon ber en stilla bön för att brottet aldrig någonsin ska klaras upp. Emma Knyckare förkovrar sig i vett och etikett i semmeltider och rapporterar från förberedelserna till Flashback Awards. Och Ina Lundström utser Flashbacks sämsta tråd, samt undrar varför tjejer älskar fetaost.

## Emmas prata

Den här veckan har Emma grävt ner sig i Internationella semmeldagen aka Fettisdagen och tar upp en tråd om nyheten ett fritids där endast tjejerna fick semlor på internationella kvinnodagen medan killarna fick hålla till godo med vatten och knäckebröd vilket så klart upprör Flashback som spyr galla över hur hemska kvinnor är. En användare i en annan tråd oroar sig över att ha tryckt i sig tio semlor på egen hand och får till svar att han kunde ju köpt de lite mindre tjejsemlorna. I en tredje tråd frågar sig TS varför hans arbetskamrater blev upprörda när han bjöd dem på vars sin semla medan han själv tryckte fem stycken, han bjöd ju dem trots allt på semlor.

Vidare tittar Emma även på Flashback Awards som väntar alldeles runt knuten. Hon har även förslag på två egna kategorier, årets bästa självrannsakare och årets sämsta självrannsakare.

## Inas prata

Ina har denna vecka mat- och restaurangtema och inleder med en tråd där frågan huruvida det är okej att ta med egen mat till en restaurang tas upp. Diverse subdiskussioner kring att ta med egna bestick, eget vin eller egen läsk uppstår. En äkta starkmatsking tittar in i tråden och gnäller över hur dåligt utbudet av starka chilisåser är på restauranger och han tar minsann med en flaska hemmagjord extremt stark sås.

I en annan tråd, kanske Flashbacks sämsta meddelar en burgarkonnäsör som gör egen köttfärsblandning hos slaktaren att han har tänkt prova Jureskogs hambugare på McDonalds som sålders under 2017 och recensera denna. Kampanjen är dock inne i sin slutkläm och efter att Flashbackarna otåligt väntat på ett utlåtande meddelar TS att det inte blev något av testet. Flashback är så klart i uppror.

Ina avslutar sin prata med folk som verkligen hatar tapas och inte ser syftet med att beställa in en massa smårätter att dela i sällskapet så att man inte blir mätt. Någon lanserar en teori om att tjejer gillar tapas för att de älskar att äta av andras mat och diskussionen glider snabbt över i mat som bara tjejer älskar, bland annat matpajer och fetaost.

## Scroll-Mias prata

Mia har med anledning av att Krister Petersson antytt att en lösning på Palmemordet kan vara nära grottat ner sig i den enorma tråden om mordet. Hon tar upp några fantastiskt osannolika konspirationsteorier, bland annat att Palme skulle varit homosexuell och smittats med HIV av en älskare och därför mördades för att dölja en skandal till följd av sjukdomen och homosexualiteten.

## *Tobbes anteckningar*

Olof Palme-tråden, bry dig inte om att jag äter tio semlor, flashback awards, tjejer och fetaost, starkmatskingar

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Second Gexan War

Alice during the bombing of Stiltonburg

The **Second Gexan War** was a major armed conflict between the Empire of Greater Gex and the Worker's Republic of Polaris. The war was started by the Gexans in order to annex land belonging to the former district of New Alaska.

## History

### Pre-War

The Treaty of Aquila was signed on August 18, 2021 by the Empire of Greater Gex, the Republic of Polaris and r/home. However, over time, the Gexans felt cheated by this treaty, as they had ceded land to Polaris despite their loss during the war. On December 23, 2021, Greater Gex and r/home supported a coup against the Polarite government that was instigated by Goblin Zapata. This coup would replace the Republic of Polaris with the Worker's Republic of Polaris along with a full communist government. On December 24, the Worker's Republic of Polaris ceded some lands belonging to the former district of New Alaska to Greater Gex as a result of the Treaty of Christmas Eve. As Polaris continued to fail to fix issues within their land, the Gexans felt that Polaris was unqualified to be in control of their own land development and began supporting a full Gexan takeover of Polaris.

### Invasion of New Alaska

On January 4, 2022, the Empire of Greater Gex occupied the United Nations Special Administrative Region with permission from Omni-Man. On January 5, 2022, Greater Gex began invading New Alaska using their vantage point in the UN SAR. On January 7, 2022, r/home joins the war by formally declaring war on Polaris, with Polaris doing the same against r/home. Both Gex and r/home continued the invasion together, occupying former New Alaska. On January 8, 2022, Greater Gex attacked and occupied villages south of Stiltonburg.

### Stiltonburg Bombing

On January 11, 2021, the Worker's Republic of Polaris declared war on the Empire of Greater Gex and promised to liberate Aquila. In response, Alice, with assistance from Ian, bombed Stiltonburg using a Wither.

### Battle of Stiltonburg

*Main article:* Battle of Stiltonburg
Shortly after the Raid of the Doors, Tucker bombed buildings on Maine Street in Spawn and stole weapons which he took back to Polaris. As a response to this, Alice attempted another attack on Stiltonburg.

Since Fucker Carlson attacked Gex, he was promited to Minister of Defense by Goblin Zapata. The Taliban immediately issued a bounty for the arrest of Tucker. Tucker was found hiding in a hole in Stiltonburg by Ian and was quickly aprehended. He was taken as a prisoner of war and held in a cell in the Taliban HQ. After Ian refused to give him a Cox Cap, Tucker committed suicide in his cell.

### Surrender

*Main article:* Treaty of the Boat
On February 5, 2022, Goblin caved in and accepted a peace deal drafted by Gex and r/home. In the treaty, Polaris gave the remainder of New Alaska to the Gexans and dissolved Nova Technologies.
Royal Wedding of Gex

Luke and Ian during the wedding

The **Royal Wedding of Gex** was a major event where Luke and Ian got married in the Lancer Fanclub's headquarters in Gravel Post.

## History

### Background

On December 8, 2021, Ian decided to breed a brown mooshroom so that he could kill it for the head. However, as Ian was waiting for the new-born mooshroom to grow-up, Luke showed up and gave Ian a brown mooshroom head, instead. Now wondering what to do with the baby, Luke asked if he could adopt it; Ian agreed, on the condition that he could see it on the weekends.

Due to now being parents, Luke suggested that he and Ian should get married, which Ian agreed to.

### Wedding

On the same day as they got engaged, Luke and Ian went to the Lancer Fanclub's headquarters in Gravel Post, where Ian himself officiated the marriage. The two then traveled around Spawn together.

Due to Luke and Ian now being married, Ian had become the Prince Consort of the Empire of Greater Gex and Luke had become the First Lady of r/home. Because of this, Ian was now a competitor for the throne in case of Luke's retirement or death.

### Aftermath

*Main article:* Second Royal Wedding of Gex
After the wedding, Luke and Ian both decided to get engaged with more people, since their religions – Obamaism and Super Islam – both allows several spouses. Luke quickly got engaged to Erin, and Ian had proposed to Spamton since prior. A few days later, both Luke and Ian got engaged to Goblin Aming. A second royal wedding is set to take place in a yet unbuilt royal palace.
New Salamanca

Flag of New Salamanca

A shattered savanna mountain in western New Salamanca

**New Salamanca** is a city within r/home, consisting primarily of forest, savanna, plains, mountain, and swamp biomes. The city was founded on April 16, 2022, being split off from r/home City.

## Geography

New Salamanca consists of various biomes, most prominently forest, savanna, plains, mountain, and swamp biomes. The city is bordered by Ancapistan to the west, the Gexan state of Obama Island to the south, and r/home City to the east.

Along the city's border with Obama Island is the bombed village of Nagashima, which neither r/home or Greater Gex claims ownership of.

## History

### Founding

New Salamanca was established on April 16, 2022, encompassing the western-most territory of r/home, which had, until that point, been a part of the larger r/home City.

New Salamanca's territory includes r/home's heavily-disputed border with the country of Ancapistan, which was the key subject of the ongoing Border War. The war was part of the reason for the establishment of New Salamanca, in addition to the territory's lack of inhabitants and infrastructure.
Central Park Opening

Jake giving a speech as Luke is climbing the scaffolding.

The **Opening of Central Park** is a minor event that occurred on April 17, 2021. It saw Central Park open in Spawn and the placement of the first Dragon Egg.

## Events

### Before

The construction of Central Park began in the month of April, with Luke, Jake and Jade as the builders. There was much tension surrounding the opening of Central Park due to the April Attacks that occurred days prior to the opening.

### During

An audience formed in front of the Central Park fountain to watch the placement of the egg. Luke gave a brief speech before moving up scaffolding to the top of the fountain. Jake then gave a brief speech before flicking the lever, turning on the beacons right as Luke placed the egg.
Guy Head 3

[VIP+] **Guy\_Head\_3 Minecraft**, more commonly referred to as **Guy Head**, was a major character on the SexMP, first joining in March 2022. They were a citizen of Bussy Land.

## History

### Citizenship in Bussy Land

Guy\_Head\_3 joined the SexMP in March 2022, and quickly traveled to the Northwestern United States Area, where they would build a small birch house in the Gexan and Ne'er-do-well colony of Enumclaw, under the assumption that the land belonged to Bussy Land, a nation encircled by Enumclaw.

## Hypixel career

Guy\_Head\_3 is currently a Level 9 Hypixel player, first joining the minigame server in February 2016. Guy Head has a VIP+ rank, and has broken a grand total of 4 beds in 4v4v4v4 Bed Wars.
Republic of Gex

> *Not to Be Confused with: Empire of Greater Gex, Gex (Provisional Government)*
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The Republic of Gex, or The Gex Republic is a nation founded by Luke, The capital and largest city is Spawn.

## History

### Founding

The Republic of Gex was founded on January 25, 2021 by Luke, Alyx, and Apple. It originally consisted of the western side of Spawn and bordered the Swamp Empire to the west. On January 26, the Republic of Gex had annexed modern day Kamaro and into Scottland, as well as annexing New Alaska on the 27th.

### The Swamp War

*Main article: Swamp War*

Due to border disputes with the Swamp Empire, Alice, the Secretary of Defense, declared war. The Republic of Gex used guerrilla tactics against the Swamp Empire, which resulted in their collapse and subsequent annexation of the territory on February 1st. The swamp was absorbed into Spawn, and the territory that Gex occupied for TNT production was annexed and would become Gravel Post on February 8 2021.

### Expansion and First Election

The Republic of Gex continued expanding into nearby territories, they had annexed a piece of r/home as New Florida, and eastward into Scottland and Kamaro. Luke was elected as the first president of the Republic of Gex.

### Frozen War

*Main article: Frozen War*

After being bombed, the Republic of Gex declared war on Ice Cap Zone 3, eventually leading to their surrender and collapse.

### First Government Crisis

The Republic of Gex faced its first government crisis starting on June 15, 2021 after Alice filibustered a bill supporting furry rights in council. When Luke refused to overturn Alice's election results in June, the Technocratic Party fell apart. The Democratic Bloc attempted to rebel and pushed for the secession of New Alaska. The Technocratic Bloc attempted to put down any rebellions by making the Democratic Bloc look unfavorable. The government crisis ended after the collapse of the Democratic Bloc.

### Second Government Crisis and War

*Main article:* First Gexan War

On August 15, 2021, citizens from Dead Bush and r/home bombed Spawn. This lead to both r/home and the Republic of Gex declaring war on Dead Bush and mobilizing troops. While both nations were occupied, New Alaska declared independence and became the Republic of Polaris, soon after, they invaded r/home on August 16, 2021. Taking advantage of the Technocratic supermajority in Council, Alice introduced a bill to abolish the Council on August 17, 2021. Luke took the opportunity to write a new constitution with Alyx, Alice, and Nick to establish the Empire of Greater Gex.

## Government

The government of the Republic of Gex consisted of a Council, President, and Court. Laws were passed via a majority vote in the council and signed by the President, Elections were held every 4 months, with the presidency and all council seats being up.
Ne'er-do-well occupation zone in Ancapistan

Flag of r/home

The **Ne'er-do-well occupation zone in Ancapistan**, also known as the **Ne'er-do-well Zone**, is one of the three zones in Kuk-occupied Ancapistan. It is administered by r/home, with Ulf Kristersson as the military governor. The Ne'er-do-well Zone is the largest and northmost Ancap zone, and primarily consists of territory captured during the Northern Ancapistan Campaign.

## Geography

The Ne'er-do-well Zone is primarily made up of northern Ancapistan. The zone shares a border with the Ancapistan Border Zone – an unincorporated territory of r/home – to the west and the Libertyville Zone to the south. It shares a river with the Gexan Zone. The Ne'er-do-well Zone also has a border directly with r/home in the northeast, though Ancapistan technically recognizes the bordering territory as its own. According to Ancap claims, the Ne'er-do-well Zone only shares a maritime border with r/home.
Lukas-Cox

*Not to Be Confused with: Luke (Gexan Politician and Celebrity), Lucas (Ne'er-do-well Politician), Nick Cox (Gexan Politician and Businessman), Cox Tower (Building)*

**Lukas-Cox LLC.** formerly known as **Lukas Co.** is a conglomerate operated in the Republic of Gex. It was originally created to act as a parent company to McDonalds and Apple, but grew over time to specialize in multiple industries including scientific research, food production, materials production, electronics, and energy production. On July 10, 2021, Lukas and Infinite Co agreed to merge into Lukas Cox.

## Subsidiaries

### Apple

Apple is a consumer electronics company that specializes in selling phones, tablets, computers and other smart devices. It is based on an American company of the same name. The first Apple Store was constructed in Spawn's shopping district, with a second store constructed in Downtown Spawn.

### McDonalds

*Main Article:* McDonalds

McDonalds is a fast food company based on an American fast food chain of the same name. The McDonalds location in Spawn is notorious for being looted and raided multiple times by unruly clients. McDonalds became the primary supplier of quarter pounders for Gexans after the right to a quarter pounder was added to the Bill of Rights. On April 23, 2021, Lukas Co. sold McDonalds to RSR for 128 emeralds.

### Lukas Research

*Main Article:* Lukas Research

Lukas Research is a bioscience company specializing in genetics and animal preservation. It was founded on April 21, 2021 and currently operates a lab in the unorganized territory of Brazil 2. The company is currently partnered with 7C Research to preserve endangered species.

### Lukas Meats

Lukas Meats is a food production company specializing in agriculture and the production of various meats. The company operates a factory in Spawn's industrial district. Lukas Meats currently produces beef, pork, mutton, rabbit meat, and phantom membranes, along with mushrooms, wheat, and beetroot.

### Lukas Woods

Lukas Woods is a materials production company operating in Spawn that specializes in the production of lumber. Lukas Woods currently produces all six types of wood, along with both types of nether fungus, sweet berries, and cocoa beans.
Occupation of the JP Morgan Bank

Aftermath of the invasion

The **Occupation of the JP Morgan Bank** by the colony of Enumclaw started on October 24, 2022, after an invasion of the bank by Ne'er-do-well forces.

## Background

Enumclaw's invasion of the JP Morgan Bank followed a tense, five month ceasefire concerning conflict directly between Bussy Land and the League of Legends. Between the Battle of Enumclaw and the JP Morgan Bank invasion, conflict between the two entities exclusively occured via the Orange Republic.

## Invasion

On October 24, 2022, the Pinyan Governor and Leader of r/home, Ian, entered the JP Morgan Bank through Washington State, and began burning down the bank's forest. Ian was shortly after met by Jade, who began fighting against the Pinyan force with aid from endermites. The battle lasted around 20 minutes, and ended in a Bozo retreat after Jade's helmet was broken.

## Aftermath

After the battle, Enumclaw continued to occupy the JP Morgan Bank.

## Notes

1. ↑ During the invasion, Bozo troops briefly entered Washington State, but were quickly pushed out by the combined Ne'er-do-well and Washingtonian forces.
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**guysgamesweird** is a criminal and prominent member of the underground organization Joe's Jam Jamboree, serving as *de facto* deputy leader of the group under Joe Swanson.

## History

### Joining

guysgamesweird first appeared sometime around January 27, 2021, and would settle in the Republic of Gex, albeit without a home. However, they would not make many contributions, and would quickly go inactive.

## Canon Kills

 Preceded by**Position established** | **Deputy Leader of Joe's Jam Jamboree**June 2022 – present
Execution of Mario

A screenshot, showing Mario about to be executed by a falling anvil

The **execution of Mario** occured on March 31, 2021, in accordance to the ending of the 35th anniversary of the Super Mario Bros. franchise. Alice took the role of Mario and was executed by being crushed by a falling anvil.

## Events

The execution occured on March 31, 2021, at 18:00 (6 PM) UTC, and was held at Syndicate Co's Campus in the Republic of Gex. The execution was performed by Mario being crushed by a falling anvil, which was activated by Mario cutting the redstone linked to the anvils, which caused them to misfire. Around eight people (including Mario) were present for the execution.
Las Goblin

Flag of Las Goblin.

Las Goblin's casino.

**Las Goblin** was a former district in the Republic of Gex.

## History

### Founding

Las Goblin was founded after Luke proposed the idea of opening a Las Vegas-style casino district in the Republic of Gex to Goblin. After this, Goblin set out to find a desert and established the District of Las Goblin on April 4, 2021. He later built a casino and a Las Goblin sign.

### Independence

After the collapse of the Republic of Gex, Las Goblin declared independence as the Republic of Las Goblin and sought to maintain peaceful relations with the newly formed Empire of Greater Gex.
Battle of Bears

Obsidian grid used to threaten the Swamp Empire and drop bears.

### Result

**Gexan Victory*** Dank dies in battle leading to dissolution of the Swamp Empire.

The **Battle of Bears** also known as the **Bear Rain Incident** was a pivotal battle during the Swamp War. It was fought between the Republic of Gex and the Swamp Empire. It was fought mainly at the border between Spawn and the residential district in the Swamp Empire.

## History

### Obsidian Grid

On February 1, 2021, Luke set up an obsidian grid with dispensers that spanned across the entire Swamp Empire in order to threaten them into surrender. He had planted TNT into the dispensers, however in an effort to remain as non-violent as possible, none of the dispensers were activated. Dank later logged on to see the obsidian grid.

### Bear Rain Incident

Luke dropped several polar bears above Dank's residential district with one of the dispenser mechanisms. Upset, Dank continued to attempt to fight against the Republic of Gex. Luke then walked up to the Swamp Empire's rules board and broke one of their signs. Afterward, Dank attempted to kill Luke, with his axe breaking in the process. The battle ended with Dank dying against Luke.
Swamp War

Obsidian grid set up to threaten the Swamp Empire

Alice kidnapping Dank's pets

The **Swamp War** is an armed conflict between the Republic of Gex and the Swamp Empire.

## Background

### Border Disputes

The Swamp Empire and the Republic of Gex continued to have border dispute ever since the founding of both nations. The Tzar of the Swamp Empire, Dank claimed the swamp on the day of the SexMP's opening, and refused to let other members inhabit the Swamp. When Gex began expanding, the Swamp Empire intruded upon Gex's land borders, which Luke tried to settle.

### Pronoun Law

Tensions also continued with one of Dank's laws, which prohibited the use of they/them pronouns in the borders of the Swamp Empire. Treekono who opposed the law, actively protested against it, and vandalized Swamp Empire signs as a result.

## The War

### Pre-War

After rising tensions, on January 29, 2021, Luke suggested to Alice that he was considering declaring war on the Swamp Empire. Alice supported the war, and began making preparations. However, Luke was still unsure about war, so he held back.

### January 30

The Swamp War began after Alice formally declared war while acting as Secretary of Defense. Alice began by kidnapping Dank's pets and slowly killing them off, as well as setting traps around the Swamp Empire. Luke set up a creeper farm on the outskirts of Spawn to prevent usage of the farm by Dank, as well as disabling Dank's music disc farm.

### February 1

Luke set up an obsidian TNT dispensing grid above the Swamp Empire to threaten them into surrendering. After the so called "Bear Rain Incident" Dank tried to kill Luke after having his rules sign broken. After the battle, Luke was victorious, killing Dank, which marked the fall of the Swamp Empire.

### Post War

The Swamp Empire was absorbed into Spawn and is now known as the Industrial District. Remnants of the Swamp Empire such as the border crossing, castle, and music disc farm remain.
Sexyland

Settlement of Sexyland

**Sexyland** is an independent territory located outside the Obama Continent that was founded and controlled by Alice, established in June 2021 shortly after the 1.17 update. The territory has been under League occupation since August 2022.

## Geography

Sexyland is located northwest of the Obama Continent, and its main settlement is located underneath a cold ocean. The territory features two tunels going opposite directions, the southern one leading to a plains and forest island, which was where the territory was founded.

## History

### Founding and Settlement

Sexyland was founded by Alice shortly after the 1.17 update, with the intent to use the territory to obtain new items. Due to this, goats were brought to the land. It was first settled on a grass island, with a long tunnel being built to an amethyst geode, where Sexyland's first and only settlement was constructed.

### Attempts at Annexation and Subsequent Declaration of Independence

After its founding, Alice repeatedly tried to annex Sexyland into the Gexan state of Gravel Post, though these claims were never recognized, not even by the Gexan government. Despite the lack of recognition, on September 23, 2021, Alice declared Sexyland once again independent (moron).

### Occupation

*Main article:* League-occupied Sexyland
*See also:* Death of Alice
On August 15, 2022, Gexan Emperor Luke and r/home Leader Ian raided and then occupied Sexyland on behalf of the League of Legends, as a part of a De-.jpgization campaign.
Funeral of Bozos

The graves of the descendants

The **Funeral of Bozos** was a minor event in which Sayori, popbob, and John Madden were buried in the Kingdom of Donda.

## History

### Background

#### Death of Sayori

On December 27, 2021, after Sayori accidentally stripped a log in Ian's house, both r/home and the Empire of Greater Gex declared war on Western Sahara. In the following battle, Sayori ended up being killed by Luke and Ian, canonically killing Sayori, since he only had 0.5 canon lives left.

#### Death of popbob

On December 28, 2021, one day after Sayori's death, Hausemaster, having heard that popbob was the new leader of Western Sahara, threatened to destroy the country due to personal resentment. Alarmed by the threats, popbob went over to Gravel Post and began bombing buildings, officially starting the Incursion War. Despite doing much destruction, popbob ended up being killed by Ian using an end crystal, making popbob lose his first and only canon life.

#### Death of John Madden

On the same day as the Incursion War, American football coach and sportscaster John Madden died of unknown causes at his home, aged 85.

### Funeral

On January 14, 2022, a funeral was held for Sayori, popbob, and John Madden in the Kingdom of Donda, a puppet state which succeeded Western Sahara following the Incursion War. The funeral was attended by Ian, Brewster, and Redd.

During the funeral, Redd was the only one who offered to deliver a speech, although, instead he urged the attendees to purchase his paintings, resulting in him being executed on the spot by Brewster.
March 2021

The third month of the SexMP, **March 2021**, notably sees a feud between 7CEA and the United Nations, as well as the execution of Mario and the continuation of the New Florida War. Another notable event that happened during the month was the first passing of a Gex council bill.

## Timeline

### 2nd

#### Events

* The Gexit Act bill is passed, and the Republic of Gex withdraws from the United Nations.

### 3rd

#### Events

* The Furry Voting Act is passed by the Gex Council, resulting in furries losing their voting rights.

### 5th

#### Events

* Zleda and Sylvyn Evestia join the server.

### 15th

#### Events

* Alyx d1nky assumes the office of Councilor from Spawn 2.

### 23rd

#### Events

* Jake Mr assumes the office of Councilor from Spawn 1.

### 31st

#### Events

* The execution of Mario takes place, in which Mario loses his only canon life.
* The Alliance is founded by Alt Ascii and Anise Star.

#### Screenshots

A screenshot of the execution of MarioThe server's player list during Mario's execution