The Legend of Dave the Villager 16

***Spoiler warning:** Plot summary will follow.*

## Overview

**The Legend of Dave the Villager 16** is the 16th book in the Legend of Dave the Villager 2 and the 6th in Series 2. This book is not about Dave, but instead a Diary of Alex as New Diamond City faces a threat like never Before.

## Plot

Note: This book was organised by days instead of chapters, hence the same form has been used in the article too.

**FRIDAY**

Alex goes into a cave to fight three giant zombies that have been stealing New Diamond City's sheep. After saying some cool lines from comics, she tries to climb up one of them and stab it in the head. However, the zombie picks her up and the other zombies toss her around like a ball. Alex feels queasy and throws up all over them. The zombies try to wipe the barf off, and while they do so, Alex takes out her bow and quickly shoots and kills them. Just then, Alex's squad arrive. Alex tells them that the zombies had barfed all over her, and rinsed herself in a river. After that, they take her back to New Diamond City. Mayor Birchwood congratulates Alex, and she says she did not puke over them to distract them. Everyone gives her weird looks, and she asks if someone has cake she can eat.

**SATURDAY**

Alex reads some Seth the Elf and Captain Cowman comics. After some time, she goes to visit Robo-Steve. She tells him the author of Seth the Elf is signing books and they decide to go visit him. On the way, they see a cake stall with a giant cake, intended for ten people. Against Robo Steve's wishes, Alex buys it and eats it all. She has to lie down for a while, and after that, they go to the area where the author was signing books at.

A group of unhappy readers yell at the author for not adding their character, and start attacking the author. Alex quickly rushes to protect him, and carries him to the roof. Robo-Steve follows them. They jump over a few roofs and escape the crowd. The author thanks her for saving him and says he will add a character based on her. Alex tells him to add a wizard named AlexCakeLover6000 that can fly, breathe fire and hold a million swords in the next Seth the Elf. He reluctantly agrees, and they leave.

Alex and Robo-Steve then go and visit Professor Quigley. The professor talks to Robo-Steve about how Nether Portals were not working. Alex gets bored and sees cake on a table. She eats a slice of it but then they see the cake is a monster cake! The cake says that since she ate some of it, it will eat her. She realizes there is only one option and quickly eats the cake. They congratulate her, and Alex asks for some more cake.

**SUNDAY**

Alex sees a statue of Arsalan being built in the city. She then goes to Herobrine's vat of potion and visits him. After that, she goes and talks to Simon, and Mayor Birchwood. They tell her that there were an increased amount of monsters in the woods to the south. She says she and her squad would check it out.

**MONDAY**

At morning, Alex calls her squad. She says they will be investigating the woods to the south and they leave for the woods. Soon, they find a structure, filled with skeletons. One of her squad's members says he saw a green figure make a green light, which summoned skeletons. They say they must take him out and charge towards it. However, the green figure says in their minds that they must stop chopping trees and knocks them all out.

They wake up in New Diamond City, where Alex tells Mayor Birchwood and Simon about the structure and the green figure. Simon asks if he spoke in her head, and she says that he did. He says that a few lumberjacks had also experienced something like that but he had thought they were crazy. The mayor says that she should talk to Robo-Steve the next day, as he could possibly know something about the green man.

**TUESDAY**

 Alex talks to Robo-Steve about the green man. He tells her that he is Green Steve, a protector of nature who can summon the undead, who must have appeared because of the enormous amount of trees they were cutting. He says he is hard to defeat and the only way to stop him might be to cut less trees.

Alex talks to the mayor about it. He says that she had beat Herobrine, so Green Steve should be easy to beat. She agrees and prepares some potions. She calls her squad and they go into the forest. She sees Green Steve and pulls out her potions, however he manages to make her whole team fall asleep.

She wakes up in the middle of the woods and sees Green Steve in front of her. He tells her that they must stop cutting down trees, else he will destroy New Diamond City the next day. Then he sends her back to her squad, where she reports to Mayor Birchwood. He refuses to stop cutting trees and tells her to prepare the army.

**WEDNESDAY**

After preparing the army, Alex and Robo-Steve get ready for battle. They get on top of the walls and see nearly a thousand skeletons. Robo-Steve says many villagers will die and they decide to try and negotiate with Green Steve. Alex, Robo-Steve and Mayor Birchwood walk across the battlefield towards Green Steve.

The mayor asks Green Steve if he would not attack them if they cut trees at a slower rate. He refuses, but Robo-Steve asks if he would stop if they replanted a sapling for each tree. He still refuses and Alex says if he would stop if they planted two trees for every tree they cut down. She also says that if they break this deal, he can always destroy them. He considers it and then agrees, averting the war.

**THURSDAY**

Alex has terrible dreams about a dragon, a diamond pyramid and a pit of illagers. She wakes up and sees that many volunteers and prisoners (including Adam) were planting trees. Alex and Robo- Steve also plant some when suddenly, a guard cries that Adam had escaped. Alex shoots off after him.

She chases Adam for a long time but soon catches up, being faster. She then sees that Adam was crying, saying that he only wanted to meet his wife. She feels sorry for him and reaches to give him a hug. Just then, she feels something in her stomach and sees that Adam had used her own sword to stab her. He pulls it out, and everything goes black.

**???**

Alex dreams of events in the past, the first ever ray of light, the arrival of plants and animals, the Old People, their fall, and more. She sees a thousand Steves, and tells them she wants to go back. They say that she will, however she would be changed. She feels a gust of wind which sweeps her towards a light.

**THURSDAY**

Alex wakes up in her bed, with no memories. She sees a painting made by Robo-Steve of her, Professor Quigley and him, and remember everything. She runs towards where Adam had killed her and realises she can respawn on the way. After reaching it, Adam tries to attack her but she grabs his sword and knocks him out.

She relaxes in her house for the rest of the day. In the evening, Professor Quigley and Robo-Steve visit her with a giant cake. As they eat it, she tells them about her respawning. The professor says it is fascinating and says she had changed, as she had only eaten one slice of cake.

Just as they chat, a giant gust of wind opens the door. They go out to see what it is and see that other villagers had also come out of their houses. They look up and see something large with wings in the night sky. Professor Quigley asks what it is, and then asks if it is a dragon.