Tex In Monster's Inc Part Seven: Thaddeus Bile. EXE's Trash Comedy Routine

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Mike, Sully, Boo 2, Rohan, Toppy, Dave, Tex, and I were in our battle stances, ready to fight Thaddeus Bile, who was holding a bottle of EXE.

"Do you really think I'm gonna let you get away and lose me $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?" asked Thaddeus, as he slowly began pouring the EXE on himself.

"Thaddeus," said Mike, in shock. "What have you done?"

"What you made me do, Wazowski," said Thaddeus, as the EXE slowly began to transform him. "I was trained to be a scarer! But I sucked at it! When you and Sullivan took over the company and introduced Laugh Energy, I thought I could finally be something other than a screwup!!!!!!!!! I slowly became a star!!!!!!!! But my salary was still low!!!!!!! Then, this opportunity came, to be the richest monster in Monstropolis!!!! $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to whoever could turn you all in! I nearly had it! But then, you foiled the execution that Waternoose and Randall of the Bring Back Scream Gang put together. Now, I'm gonna catch you all!"

At that moment, Thaddeus finally changed into Thaddeus Bile. EXE. We all gasped in horror at the final transformation, which was similar to the Lost Internship Recreation of The Monster's Inc Opening that Rohan encountered long before the events we were experiencing, except that, like all of the other EXE transformations, Thaddeus Bile. EXE was black.

"If you want to live," said Thaddeus Bile. EXE. "GIVE ME THE CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"No!" I said. "Thaddeus, you will never get Boo 2!"

"Well, then," said Thaddeus Bile. EXE. "You just made my job ten times more easy."

"CHARGE!!!!!!!!" yelled Dave.

We all charged at Thaddeus Bile. EXE, and began to fight him with all we had. Toppy used his gun to shoot at the EXE monster's eyes, but the eyes just kept growing back. Rohan tried to slap Thaddeus Bile. EXE in the face as hard as Will Smith to Chris Rock, but that didn't work either. One by one, we were all knocked out cold. Thaddeus Bile. EXE than proceeded to grab his weapon from the lost internship recreation of the Monster's Inc Opening, a chainsaw, and started it up, ready to cut off our heads for dinner.

"Any last words, bosses and Multiverse Protectors?" asked Thaddeus Bile. EXE.

"Yes," said Toppy. "You are a monster! As in a psychopath! You will have an awesome time in hell for your actions!"

"I agree with Toppy," said Dave. "Stop this! You'll hurt a lot of people, including an innocent child!"

"Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take," said Thaddeus Bile. EXE, as he started up the chainsaw again.

"Well, we aren't!" yelled a familiar voice.

At that moment, Randall and Waternoose revealed themselves and began fighting Thaddeus Bile. EXE.

"Randall? Waternoose?" said Sully, in shock.

"Mike, Sully," said Waternoose, while Randall fought off the psychotic monster. "We did some reflecting during the time that we were in space, courtesy of Kadin. We realize that our actions have hurt the children. 21 years ago, Randall and I were selfish, vain, greedy, and cruel. But now, we are on your side."

"Waternoose!" said Randall, as he was fighting Thaddeus Bile. EXE. "If you're done giving a monologue, I could really use your help here!"

"Boys," Waternoose said to us, as he handed us the door key to Boo 2's door. "You know what to do."

We all nodded and Toppy tried to rush to the door entry to summon Boo 2's door. But one of Thaddeus Bile. EXE's tentacles caught him by the throat.

"Dave! GO!" yelled Toppy, as he tossed the door key to Dave.

Dave caught the key and rushed to the door entry. But another tentacle caught him by the throat.

"ROHAN!" said Dave, as he tossed the key to Rohan.

Rohan caught the key and also tried to rush to the door entry. But a third tentacle caught Rohan by the throat.

"Kadin!" said Rohan.

"Well, well, well," said Thaddeus Bile. EXE, as he squeezed my friends' throats, tighter and tighter. "You have a choice to make, Kadin. Your friends or that stupid kid?"

I was frightened now. I knew my friends were going to die if I didn't give Thaddeus Bile. EXE what he wanted. But I knew the sooner that Boo 2 got home, the better. So, I grabbed the door key from Rohan, and used my powers to cut off the tentacles that were on my friends' throats with a knife hand.

"I choose sushi," I said.

Then, Sully and Mike hugged Thaddeus Bile. EXE and turned him back into Thaddeus Bile.

"I'm back?" asked Thaddeus Bile. "NO. No. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS WON'T MAKE ME LOSE THAT $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!"

"But look what it's doing to you," said Rohan, putting a hand on Thaddeus's shoulder. "It's making you rageful. Bitter. Let that desire go.

"But it was my dream," said Thaddeus, sadly.

"Sometimes in life, you have to be steady and give up the things you want the most," said Rohan. "Even your dreams."

Then, Thaddeus calmed down.

"You're right," said Thaddeus. "What have I done?"

At that moment, all of the CDA agents, including Roz, rushed over to us.

"We were infected with that EXE stuff to," said Roz. "But after that hug, we have been cured as well. We would like to thank all of you."

"Thank you, Roz," said Sully. "We just wanted to get Boo 2 home."

"Very good," said Roz. "But you do realize I need to destroy this door now, right?"

"You mean we can never see any of the Boos again?" I asked, sadly.

"Actually," said Roz. "We won't have to, if you promise to never tell anyone about this."

"We promise," we all said.

"Very good," said Roz. "You know what to do."

As the CDA took Thaddeus away, we all walked into Boo and Boo 2's room, ready for another miracle to happen.

(To be continued...)