Thomas the Tank Engine vs Hogwarts Express vs Polar Express vs Wilson

## Description

Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends vs Harry Potter vs Polar Express vs Chugginton! Which famous train from your childhood will win?

## Intro

Ringmaster: Hello and welcome back to Death Race! This time, you're childhood is about to get destroyed because today's race is featuring iconic trains most of you probably grew up with but there's more than just crossing the finish line. Our racers will also be transporting passengers of their own!

### Thomas the Tank Engine

First up coming back from the Island of Sodor for a second race, we have Thomas the Tank Engine! This small locomotive steam engine loves nothing more to help those in need, make use of himself and race his friend Bertie the Bus. Well, he's finally going to race so trains for once while transporting some passengers from the Island of Sodor and I promise there will be no Skyrim mods.

### Hogwarts Express

Up next from the Wizarding World is the Hogwarts Express! As the only way Hogwarts students can travel to the school of witchcraft and wizardry from Platform 9 and 3/4, this train is able to move at a fast pace. Speaking of Hogwarts students, they're the Hogwarts Express' passengers for today. At least, the older students because...uh...well they're older than the other students.

### Polar Express

From the Island of Sodor to the Wizarding World to the North Pole is the Polar Express! Driven by the conductor himself, this large train has shown to travel on ice! This is totally not normal for an ordinary train to do! For the Polar Express' passengers are the kids they've picked up on their way to the North Pole! Yikes! Let's hope nothing happens to them.

### Wilson

Last but not least is Wilson the red chugger! He doesn't really take human anywhere he mostly deliver stuff like coal but no matter! That doesn't he can't do that! I'm sure he's done it before!

Anyways, let's join our commentators Wiz and Boomstick before the race!

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Boomstick: All aboard the hype train because this one's gonna be epic and I'm sure of it! What are the rules, Wiz?

Wiz: As always whoever makes it to the finish line first wins but there's no rules concerning how they get there but this time, their passengers must be safe and unharmed!

~Cut to the race~

## Death Race

(Thomas, the Hogwarts Express, the Polar Express and Wilson prepare at the starting line with their passengers in the carriages attached to them.)

Wiz: With that, let's join our racers on the starting line!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH RACE!!!

(All of the trains blow their whistles as Wilson starts to wobble a bit but remain in the lead. Meanwhile, Thomas is seen falling behind.)

Wiz: They're off! Wilson starts off to a not so smooth start he's still in first at the moment!

Boomstick: Forget that! What's happening with Thomas?! He had a great start in his first Death Race but now he's coming last!

(The Hogwarts Express and the Polar Express collide together as their own passengers start to worry about their possible deaths, screaming in fear.)

Wiz: I'm starting to think a normal with trains would be fine without any passengers!

Boomstick: That's the best thing about today's race! Meanwhile, our racers have just made it around the corner but only to see a large trail of ice right across the track. If they can't manage to stay in control, it won't be a happy ending for any of these guys or the passengers!

(The Polar Express successfully slides across the ice and continues the race while the other trains are having trouble staying in control.)

Thomas: Cinders and ashes! If I didn't have any Skyrim mods like last time, I would've known how deadly these obstacles are!

(Thomas finally has control of himself and skids from side to side as he continues the race and catches up to the Polar Express. The Hogwarts Express uses Thomas' tactic and joins the racers who passed the ice track. Meanwhile, Wilson can't control himself and ends up skidding to the right, causing himself to explode. The passengers however are still alive.)

Wiz: Although the passengers are still safe, Wilson is still out of the race! Back to the remaining combatants, the Polar Express takes the lead with Thomas right behind him.

(Thomas pushes the Polar Express to its right side. Inside the front of the Polar Express, the Conductor sees Thomas and pushes him to the opposite side. Both of them continue to take turns of pushing each other, giving them an angry stare with their teeth clenched together, giving the Hogwarts Express the lead.)

Wiz: While Thomas and the Conductor were facing off against each other, the Hogwarts Express passes by and speeds ahead!

(The Polar Express catches up as Thomas blows his whistle angry and accelerates faster, causing a large spark from his wheels.)

Boomstick: What's Thomas doing?! This is exactly what happened to him last time when he's was speeding ahead!

Wiz: Wait a minute, Boomstick! I think I know what Thomas is trying to do!

Thomas: Hang on tight passengers!

(Thomas' wheels cause an explosion, pushing him up and his carriages of passengers into the air and lands right in front of both express trains.)

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Boomstick: No way! He actually made it to the front of the race! As we move further into the race, we approach another one of my most deadly obstacles yet, the Train Wrecker!

~Cut back to the race~

(The remaining three racers approach the train wrecker where they had to dodge spinning blades, fire guns and a small ditch to stop the racers from continuing the race. All of them only just succeed as the Hogwarts Express and Thomas are seen with some scratches once they leave the Train Wrecker while the Polar Express starts falling behind. The conductor starts getting furious about his possible loss.)

Boomstick: The conductor seems to be irritated judging by the look of his ***express***tions!

Conductor: If a stupid little steam train can jump, so can this special Christmas train! Watch out losers!

(The conductor makes the Polar Express accelerate faster and attempts to do Thomas' tactic of taking the lead but fails as the front of the Polar Express catches on fire.)

Conductor: (sigh) Maybe this was a bad idea.

(The Polar Express starts spinning around out of control, hitting Thomas and the Polar Express at the same time. The finish line is seen right in front of the racers.)

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Boomstick: Looks like they're spinning right 'round like a record!

Wiz: Maybe we won't have a winner for this race! Whether the racer is damaged or not.

~Cut back to the race~

Hogwarts Students: WOAH!

(Thomas screams in fear as he's seen with only two wheels remaining on the surface. Meanwhile, the Polar Express blows up as the carriages with the kids fall off the track. The kids scream in horror as they fall down and explode. Thomas, the Hogwarts Express and their carriages remain okay as they both cross the finish line at the same time. The air horns go off.)

Ringmaster: I can't believe! It's a tie between Thomas and the Hogwarts Express! The only way for them to win is for their passengers to be completely safe.

(The Hogwarts students groaning in pain from inside the carriages.)

Ringmaster: From what I'm being told, the students of Hogwarts have gotten themselves hurt on the floor of every carriage while the citizens from the Island of Sodor seem to be okay! The winner is Thomas the Tank Engine!

(Thomas opens his eyes widely in excitement and blows his whistle happily with a large smile of joy.)

## Conclusion

~Cut to Wiz and Boomstick~

Boomstick: I guess it kind of makes sense considering Thomas transports people from the Island of Sodor to their destination more than once a year.

Wiz: (sigh) Those poor kids on the Polar Express. They were so young.

Boomstick: I know Wiz. It's sad to see more children go but hey! That's means less people until new ones come!

~Cut to Ringmaster~

Ringmaster: It's a good thing that the most iconic part of our childhood isn't gone! Come back next time for another...DEATH RACE!

## Next Time

Bendy vs Freddy Fazbear vs Baldi vs The Neighbor vs Cuphead

## Ranking

1st: Thomas the Tank Engine?

2nd: Hogwarts Express

3rd: Conductor (Polar Express)

4th: Wilson