107: Clearly, You've Never Tried To Use a Cat As a Mop Before

## Summary

Nick is the only one still conscious after the fireball attack, but he is able to revive Raphina with a healing potion and she brings everyone back, but unfortunately nothing can be done for Davian, who did not survive. They're dusting themselves off when a loud whip crack heralds the sudden magical reappearance of Ezmerelda and her wagon, which plummets to the ground and smashes. Will (himself again) loots Baba Lysaga's hut, finding a *Luckstone* and a fair amount of money, which they divvy up between themselves.

## Synopsis

This is where a more detailed description of events in this episode will go... when someone writes it.

## Quotes

* Greg: *"Batthwack, at least we die as we lived. Engulfed in flame."*

## Trivia

* The episode title is a quote from Greg. As the group pick themselves up from their fireball near-death experience, Will wants to go and explore Baba Lysaga's hut, but isn't too hopeful that there'll be anything useful to be found. KT: *"Maybe I'll just go soak in the fucking blood in the tub..."* Greg: *"Most of that blood made it outside during..."* Eric: *"...Onto Lank."* KT: *"Oh yeah that's right, he's covered in blood! I would have* Prestidigitated *that off of him."* Greg: *"Oh, yeah. If you wouldn't mind, that'd just be great."* Greg points out that he might not be the only bloody one. Greg: *"You may need to take a few spots off the cat as well."* KT: *"Just use that as a mop and just clean yourself off that way."* Greg: *"No..."'* KT: *"And then I'll* Prestidigitate *the cat, it'll be easier for ME!"* Greg: *"Clearly, you've never tried to use a cat as a mop before."*

## Recap

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This episode featured Eric doing a recap that was a parody of Strong Bad Emails episode 58, *Dragon*!

Here I go once again with recap. Every week I hope it's from a kneecap. Oh man. Not from a kneecap.

*"Dear Strong Strahd. Can you tell us what happened last week? I want to see your skills of a DM. Okay, well, g2g, Kelly from New Jersey."*

Tell us what happened last week? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step retelling. I make recaps fun!

To begin, get attacked by a rotting hand. Then Will get attacked by a more different hand. For the floating skull put a raven swarm on a long Batthwack. Then you add a revenge driven wereraven, throw on a couple of Will's brothers... Wait a minute. I think I need to start over. This thing doesn't sound natural.

Okay, so, starting again the same way. Hand. More different hand. Tackle Raphina real good in the back for deception, then, using consummate Vs, have Lank smash the skull with his hammer, spinities and angry eyebrows. You can add scarecrows on fire, maybe some wereraven wings, if it's wingaling recap. Oh, let's put on one of those beefy Will's brothers back on for good measure. That looks really good. Doesn't really have much of a neck there. Now it needs a name. How about "Synopsador, the Summarizer!"? Oh yeah, check out all it's majesty.

*<Sings>*

Batthwack was a dragonborn

He was are turtle dragonborn

Or maybe he was just a turtle

But then he was an iguanaaaa!

Iguanaaaa!

Scurrying down the skullside

Scurrying past all the players

Scurrying past unconscious Davian

And hiding near Baba Lysaga's cottage!

Baba Lysaga's cottage!

And then a fireball fell down from the skyyyyy!

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