The Mr Men Show FORBIDDEN DVD

You know the 2008 cartoon The Mr Men Show, right? The cartoon is about a topic of something with characters getting into wacky shenanigans, each episode featured a music video and a comedy skit people like to call bumpers.

There was a bootleg copy of the entire series that I going to tell you it all started with me taking a walk through the neighborhood.

As I was walking back home, I found a disc lying on the road. I looked at the front and it was a bootleg copy of all the episodes of The Mr Men Show, strangely it was labeled: "MR MEN SHOW SEASONS 1 & 2". Then, I looked at the note saying:

"DECLINED PLEASE DESTROY -GT" I was looking for a legitimate copy, though this held me over until I could find one.

Boy, I was wrong.

I took the disc home and popped it on my new DVD player. The screen went black for 5 seconds. It looked perfectly normal; The Columbia Chorion logo was there. I was like, "Cool! I'm gonna watch every single episode of The Mr Men Show!" But it wasn't cool. It was the Mr Men Show Complete Series BEFORE the released Mr Men Show.

The intro was different, You know the scene where Mr Tidkle tries to tickle everyone? Well, the shot just... stays there. It just froze on Mr. Tickle extending his arms. It didn't move at all. You couldn't even hear any sound. It was just total silence. After about six minutes, the DVD cut to the scene from the episode Boo Boos of Mr Happy trying to take off a fishbowl from Miss Calamity’s head. Wow, this was pretty late in the show. Again, it was dead silence.

The screen then cuts to static for about 21 seconds. After the static had ended, it cuts to a scene that literally wanted to make me look away from the TV.

It was a video of Mr Rude having a massive fart fest. The sound was now on in this scene. Mr. Bump then walks into his room looking grossed out and says "Ewwww, that is extremely nasty! Please make it stop!" Mr, Rude immediately stopped what he was doing and looked towards Mr Bump. Mr. Rude then walked over towards Mr. Bump and said "Well, I'm going to make you feel even more grossed out than you already are!" After Mr. Rude said this, he starts causing a massive fart infront of Mr. Bump for about 58 seconds before he ejaculates all over him, causing Mr. Bump to run away screaming.

That was Gross! I nearly vomited, but after the video clip ended, the film cut to the scene in the episode Fair where Miss Calamity sings the song All’s Not Fair, but again it was dead silent.

When it got to the Mr. Bump beware verse, It once again cut to static.

It cut to the scene from Boats when the cruise was sinking, However the scene went on longer than I expected. Mr. Scatterbrain didn’t appear, and Miss Calamity began to sink in a REAL way and she exploded into hyper-realistic blood and gore when she hits the bottom.

The credits roll, for some reason being silent and handwritten and only listing the director of the first two Mr Men Show seasons as the writer for it. Then I ejected and destroyed the DVD with a hammer, to make sure no one else has to see the film. Then I remembered, that was the exact same DVD I threw out yesterday. I swear, I will NEVER see that DVD EVER again.

Now i don't know what he was thinking when making this, but if you find the DVD, don't watch it. If you do see it, burn it. It's for your own good. I'm not kidding.