Bargo the Bikdip Returns/Story

# **Bargo the Bikdip Returns**

## Chapter 1

Bargo fell asleep as the unnamed SC world slipped over the horizon. It had been a year since his rocket landed on the red planet. One particularly intersting trait of Bargos is that they can survive on Mars (imagine that). When Bargo awoke to another half-eclipse, he stretched and wondered if he would ever see his old partners again. They were probably off battling somewhere, not remembering long-forgotten Bargo... He got up and picked up his stick and began his morning scavenger walk. on it, he found a wierd-shaped rock, a dehydrated pea, a piece of painted glass, and then he saw something moving in the distance. he rolled his fastest to it, and found it was a...wtf was it?? but then it opened and smoke rolled out. Bargo wasn't too afraid, some of the Martians he had met were pretty nasty....But then something came slowly moving out of it. it was large, it had two legs, two arms and a shiny face...or was that a helmet? what Bargo really wanted to know was why he was moving so slowly. The man saw Bargo, recoiled a little, and then pulled out a little black device. as Bargo looked at it, it almost blinded him with a flash of light. then the man put it away. he pulled out another small device, which had a long barrel and what looked like a trigger... Then the man approached Bargo clowly and cautiously, always pointing the gun at his middle eye. then he shot the gun when he was close enough. a net closed around Bargo and he couldn't get free. the net was reeled in and attached to his suit. then he got back in the huge object that he had got out of. after closing the door and repressurising the room, he took aff his helmet and then his suit. this man appeared to be a specimen of one of SC-World's moons, Earth. he could tell because he had seen a pisture in a book. amazing. the "human," as they were called, looked at Bargo, then walked away. Bargo got out of the annoying net and explored a little. then he found a small door , went through it, and found it eventually led outside of the machine. he waved an imaginary hand to it as it blasted off. then he went back to his camp with the new items he found. the piece of glass and the device he took while escaping from the space machine would be enough to repair his rocket! he installed them, tested the angine, found it worked, and gathered his belongings. he took a final, long look at the only home he had had for the past year. he was a little sad to go, but he knew it was for the better. he started up the engines, counted down and blasted off back towards SC-World and Karto.

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Meanwhile, the Companions payed for the stay the old man had provided them ond continued on. now they were sighted on bigger things, mainly the Elite Five. Most companions at the moment were thinking about poor Bargo, hoping he were there to join them...

## Chapter 2

just for those who don't remember (not like anyone read the 1st one anyway), the team was Bargo (who left), HADHAD, Yukronsky, Junspinar, Small Woodland Creature (who died), Pokémaster Ian, Captain Pringle, and Shmug'nhug'n. The team of 6 was ready to confront the Elite 5. Before they could get there, they had to pass many gates and junk, and show all of their badges from the cities they traveled to. After that, there was a menacing looking cave. They were supposed to go through it, but as they entered, a bunch of Bleeahs attacked. Somehow they just went \*over\* the whole cave. There was a little store place. They all got healed and bought some Pick-me-ups, Kerokerokolas, Max Mushrooms, and Able Juices. As they were about to challenge the first E5 member, there was a loud rumbling followed by a \*crash\* and a \*ramalamadingdong-hoohooHOO\*. A big-ass spaceship crashed through the ceiling, which hurt many innocent bystanders. Out came a dark, shadowy figure. It was 10 feet tall, had tentacles, and.. wait, its just Bargo. "hi.", sez he. All 6 other members replied with a "Goood afternoon, officer cheese-whip" at exactly the same time, then jumped, did a flip, and said "oh, hi Bargo." Bargo rolled on over and they had a reunion thing. They had beers, shared porno stories, and discussed abut the govenment. Captain Pringle got out a big 'ol gun and shot a bear that just so happened to walk in at the moment. They ate it raw, had a farting contest, and then fell asleep. The next night, they finally woke up and decided it was time to challenge the E5.

## Chapter 3

The Comapnions proudfully entered through the giant double doors. but all they found was some more garbage, a few Weaklos pitifully lying around, and a piece of cheese. after five more rooms of this kind of crap, they found themselves in a completely white room. or at least they guessed it was a room, because everthing was the exact same color. except, of course the Jenburang in the center that said, "I'll pop a cop because he left my props in Oaktown." and then dissareappeared with a large 'pop'. he appeared to have been standing on a completely black trap door. or at least it looked like a trap door. HADHAD tried to lift it up, but found that it was actually just a dark pit. with the moving to open the door, he overcalculated and fell in. luckily it was HADHAD that fell in, because he lit the whole thing up. it appeared to be a narrow pipe that went straight down for awhile, then HADHAD dissapeared around some corner. Bargo cried "HADHAD!" and jump in after him. after all the Companions yelled the last SC's name and then jumped in, they were all traveling at an alarming rate down this pipe. After, say, a week, they all fell in a heap as they fell one by one out of the pipe and down the 100 foot drop. after a Crayon apiece, they were ready to battle. out of the little pool in front of them came a...frog. then it shouted "BuGgUoBbOuOo?/!,." and turned into a little old lady. she shputed the same thing and threw out an SC-cube. it produced a Soog'nhaas, so the Companions chose Bargo...

## Chapter 4

Bargo got alot of training while traveling to different planets and stuff, so they were all confident it could take Soog'nhaas down. It started off by firing a triple eye beam, which Soog'nhaas ate, then puked back up and shot out an eye beam. Bargo, remembering the similar situation at the 4th gym battle, decided to jump over the beams and fire another one at Soog'nhaas' giant eye. It deflated like a balloon, but soog'nhaas stuck its hand in its mouth, blew hard, and it someow inflated again. While it did this, Bargo dropped flat on the floor and shot around like a hockey puck, around the perimiter of the pool. He went so fast he eventually could slide over it. He shot straight toward Soog'nhaas, but it jumped on Bargo and they both slammed into a wall. While it was stunned, Bargo got up and used the eat/crap combo, which was very powerful. While it was stunned from the last attack, Bargo used it to his advantage again and fired off a charged triple eye beam. One hit its big eye, on hit the small eye, and another hit its face dead center. Soog'nhaas was so damaged it could barely move. Using all its strength, it somehow blew up its shell and revealed a robotic figure. Green crap was oozing out of it. Bargo was too suprised by this to really do anything. The robot started lighting up, and released a bunch of shockwaves around it. The ceiling opened up, and a bright light shone down on the pool. It drained, leaving a 5-foot deep circular hole in the floor. Finally, it crossed its arms, said "Falcon PUNCH!" and exploded, which left a burn mark on the floor and filled the pit with assorted metal parts. A scoreboard dropped down, with 5 squares on both side. The "home" side had one dim out, while the "challenger" side was unchanged. It was just now they realised it would be a 5 on 5 battle, which was longer than they expected. The old lady turned back into a frog and spit out another SC cube into the pit. As Bargo jumped in, a Shmog'nhog'ndaas came out, and the lid opened, revealing a Shmag'nhag'n. (long A, its the one right after Shmihg'nhihg'n on the chart) Who would join Bargo in the team battle? Find out next time, after these messages.

## Chapter 5

And were back! A Shmag'nhag'n has joined Shmog'nhog'ndaas for the team battle, and Bargo is currently chossing a partner.... Bargo decided on CP. CP was left for Shmag'nhag'n as Bargo took on the ice cream. Shmag'nhag'n tried to Eat CP, but CP beat him. Cp then happily chewed, swallowed, digested, and shitted out Smhag'nhag'n, there paralyzing him from the neck down. Bargo was having less success. the lid hovered off the cup, spin very quickly, and flew at Bargo. Bargo dodged just in time, but the lid wasn't done. it kept flying back at Bargo like a homing boomerang. after Bargo had 42 bruises, 30 cuts, 15 stitches, 5 scars, and had lost 10 teeth, the lid landed back on the cup. some of the damage had been delt by the cup mostly jumping on poor bargo. as a final finishing move, the lid popped up, the ice cream began to flow out, and.....Cp was wailing on Shmag'nhag'n. defensless Shmag was lying there in pain. but after about half the damage Bargo had taken, his paralysis was gone. CP didn't know this, and Shmag waited a little. then he jumped at CP and puked on his face. as CP was wallowing in self-disgust, Shmag tried to recover. when Shmag wasn't looking, CP wiped the crap off his face and used a SpheriSlam from behind, finishing Shmag'nhag'n. but as CP looked over, he saw Shmog'nhog'ndaas preparing for a huge move. ice cream was swirling out of the cup and glowing a bright black. CP rolled as fast as he could and pushed Bargo out of the way just before the horrid glowing cream drilled a gaping, smoking hole in the ground. the maddened Shmog'nhog'ndaas picked up some robot parts and chucked 'em at CP, killing him. Bargo leaped at Shmog'n and headbutted him, killing him. the scoreboard came down and two light went out on the frog's side and one went out on the companions's side. Bargo went and ate some crap to heal him as the next SC emerged from the cube. it was a Doofpo!

## Chapter 6

The Doofpo magically turned into a Shmeg'nheg'n. (short e, the big shell one) Bargo, although healed, was very tired from battling and was taken back. Replacing him was Junspinar. The whole room somehow turned into a weird LCD screen. on one side was Junspinar, seen from behind, and Shmeg'nheg'n was on the other side. Little meters were beside them, measureing their health. a text box was on the bottom.
JUNSPINAR used BOZBERRY BOMB!
SHMEG'NHEG'N used WITHDRAW!
JUNSPINAR used QUICK SPIN!
JUNSPINAR's attack missed!
SHMEG'NHEG'N used WATER SHOT!
JUNSPINAR used BOZBERRY BOMB!
SHMEG'NHEG'N used EYE BEAM!
JUNSPINAR is paralyzed! It may not attack!
JUNSPINAR is fully paralyzed!
SHMEG'NHEG'N used SHELL ATTACK!
TRAINER used a ABLE JUICE!
JUNSPINAR is paralyzed no more!
SHMEG'NHEG'N used WATER SHOT!
\*annoying beeping starts\*
JUNSPINAR used BOZBERRY BOMB!
SHMEG'NHEG'N used BIG BITE!
JUNSPINAR used COUNTER!
SHMEG'NHEG'N fainted!
JUNSPINAR gained 415 exp. points!
JUNSPINAR grew to L78!
JUNSPINAR gained 129 magic points!
JUNSPINAR gained 42 tenderness points!
JUNSPINAR gained 87 happiness points!
JUNSPINAR gained 12 happy smile points!
JUNSPINAR gained 4 love points!
JUNSPINAR gained -72437 monkey points!
JUNSPINAR...... grew...... to L-2000000!
JUNSPINAR gained 1 point point!
JUNSPINAR grew to L78 again!
then the stupid screen melted and the scoreboard came down. Frog's side now had only one SC left. The other side had 4 left. CP was down, Junspinar was very hurt, and Bargo is still tired. Frog person thing sent out Shmœg'nhœg'n, the rarest, most powerful, and most retarted of all Shm#g'nh#g'n forms! Who will battle it?

## Chapter 7

To battle Shmœg'nhœg'n was chosen good ol' Yukronsky. he flew above the stage and swooped down at Shmœg'nhœg'n. but right before he should have hit, Shmœg'nhœg'n dissareappeared. Yukronsky almost smashed into the ground , and instead made a crash landing. Shmœg'nhœg'n fired a UBERsuprULTRAmegaPLATINUMseptupleEYEbeamLASERshot, draining all but one of Yukronsky's life points and making Shmœg'nhœg'n inactive for two more turns. Yukronsky had to drink 42 ABLE Juices until he was even able to fight. it had taken a whole turn, though, so Yukronsky used his biggest move, Beak Bomb, before Shmœg'nhœg'n was back up and kicked Yukronsky once and Yukronsky died. the scoreboard put out another light on the companion's side. so they sent out Ian next. one look at Ian with no clothes on and he fainted. this let Ian eventually wipe out Shmœg'nhœg'n and win the whole battle. They got their token for winning and used a Kerokerokola. Thenthey went through the little grubby trapdoor to the side into a brightly lit and airy chamber with a happy little man prancing around inside. he joyously said his name was Pete and he was the next challenger. then he sent out a Doofpo...

## Chapter 8

battling the Doofpo was Shmug'nhug'n. You'd think we would be sick of the similar SC's everywhere but at least I'm not. Doofpo flew in the air and recklessly wobbled and shook all over. It didn't appear to do anything useful, So Shmug'nhug'n charged up an eye beam and blasted it, but it reflected it and it shot towards Shmug'nhug'n. Shmug'nhug'n shot a very weak eye beam at it to try to knock it away, but instead they incercepted and created clones of them both. Doofpo1 and Doofpo2 both connected and puked all over the field for some reason. S1 and S2 took off their shells, shot eye beams in them, which filled them up, and threw them both at D2. The eye beams flew out and hit D2, the shells hit it, and the shells came back. D2 was weakened very badly, so they both shot a water shot at it and the combined attacks finished it off. S2 also dissapeared completely. Now it was a one-on one again. Shmug'nhug'n charged up an eye beam and blasted it, but Doofpo reflected it and it shot towards Shmug'nhug'n again. repeating history, the same exact thing hapened, but this time they threw the shells at D1and shot water at it. It fainted and D2 dissapeared, but S2 stayed. Pete's side lost one SC. Bargo said he found a Long O vowel stone on Mars, so they touched S2 with it and it changed into a long O Shmog'nhog'n. Pete sent out a Travis the Infected Lawn Gnome, and the newly-spawned Shmog'nhog'n decided to fight it.

## Chapter 9

TTILG used an Infected Kick, which hurt Shmog and poisoned him. Shmog then froze TTILG in time with his special Time Freaouezer move. this let him drink some ABLE Juices and eat some lunch, chat with friends, oyeah, the battle. he fired up his best attack, which took twenty turns to load. right as it was ready, the time came back, and Shmog fired his blast. it of course wiped out TTILG immediately. as one of Pete's lights went out, he sent out Synfek~fek \*alert: new SC\*. Syn reared up and ate Shmog with one gulp. just as the scoreboard was coming down, all time froze. Shmog had used his second and last Time Freaouezer. he Eye Lasered a hole in Syn, but then Syn recovered right after that. he poked Shmog with a poisonous fang, but Shmog couldn't cure this because everything else was still frozen in time. Synfek~fek hammered down on Shmog as he felt the burning pain of poison. he got one good Eye Beam out before he died. a light went out on the Companions's side...The Companions decided on Ian for this one.

## Chapter 10

Ian did the happy dance, which confused Synfek~fek. Synfek~fek was suddenly overcome with Jooooooooy. A record started playing out of Ian's butt.
\*guitar tunes\* Hey there, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzlecheeks! This is a song about a plane. NO! This is a song about being happy. That's right! its the happy happy joy joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs. Now, boys and girls, lets try again.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
Well if you ain't the granddaddy of all liars! Oh, the little critters of nature. They don't even know they're ugly. That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't beleive me! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
After all this, Synfek~fek was very happy and joyful. It actually killed itself in order to be nice to Ian. Another light went out on Pete's side.

## Chapter 11

Pete was getting angry. he had lost 3 out of his four SCs. so he took drastic measures, and sent out, PM Ian!! this is gonna get interesting. immediately they both started commenting on each others' clothes and such. then they took off all they're clothes and hopped in a mud bath. some SCs who hadn't looked away quick enough had to drink at least 5 ABLE Juices b4 they were cured. but then the PMIs got angry and started screaching things like "You bastard, you touched me!", and it all eventually of course ended in a bitchslap fight. ("You got some mud in my eye, you whore!") it ended in them both rolling around in the mud, screaming until they both drowned in the mud. a light went out on both sides, but all the lights had then gone out on Pete's side. he sadly gave them their token and showed them to the large round door at the back of the room. it led into a chamber with padded walls. even the door that locked behind them had padding on it. huddled in a corner wearing a straight jacket was the famous Mentally Insane Phil of The Elite Five. a SC-cube just fell out of him, and out came a demented-looking Eeterbo. little sparks kept coming off of it. the Comapnions thought this was a joke or something, so they let Shmug'nhug'n go fight it. almost immediately Eeterbo exploded in a blast of energy, wiping out Shmug'nhug'n. as the Companions gaped at the scoreboard that came down and showed one of their two lights go out, Mentally Insane Phil began to have a seizure. the comapnions had to chose their only SC very carefully, or it was all over...

## Chapter 12

Deciding that playing defensively would be the best choice, they sent out Yukronsky, who immediatly flew straight up. The Eeterbo exploded and it missed Yukronsky. It tried to float up, but the elephnts biting it made things difficult, so it couldn't. Yukronsky fired down a bunch of snowbeams, and it died immediatly. mentally insane Phil puked up another SC cube. Out came- another SC cube. out of that one came- a Teknoli. It started walking around on its 8 legs and firing ha\_AH\_AH-AH-HRIIVDNVKOIGIK beams everywhere, which melted the ceiling and made dancing chippymunks (yay) appear all over. Yukronsky suddenlythrew a Pick-me-up to Shmug'nhug'n, and Shmug'nhug'n somehow drank it and was revived. Yukronsky then froze, sucked into itself and died for no reason. The other light went out. Even though the battle was over, mentally insane Phil didn't know. Shmug'nhug'n shot a eye blast thing at Teknoli, which shot a ha\_AH\_AH-AH-HRIIVDNVKOIGIK straight at the beam. They bounced off each other. The eye blast thing hit Shmug'nhug'n, the ha\_AH\_AH-AH-HRIIVDNVKOIGIK hit Teknoli which killed it, and the (\*)TuRbO hAnD bLaStErS(\*) hit Kimberly, the pink power ranger. Mentally insane Phil ate some of the chippymunks (yay) and died of chippymunk (yay) poisoning. Yukronsky came back somehow and they then went on the battle the 4th member of the elite 5, Mini-me. (puts pinky in mouth)

## Chapter 13

Mini-me sent out Zeeky H. Bomb first. to fight it, the Companions wisely chose Shmug'nhug'n. Zeeky H. Bomb used ZiggyBoogyDoog, and they of course both died. one of Mini-me's four lights went out, while one of the companions' three went out. next Mini-me sent out Eh. To fight it, they chose Bargo. he rolled up to the battle, ready for anything. Eh leaped on Bargo's, well he is a head, so he just leaped on Bargo. Bargo tried rolling around, but Eh's heavy tail prevented him of really going anywhere. Bargo was slowly losing air. when his vision began to blur, Eh jumped off of him and landed. as soon as he did this, he spun around and smashed Bargo full-force with the solid titanium-led tail. Bargo went flying, dead, out of the ring. this caused Eh to somehow evolve into Parofonkialifabuncsilationestimaturelanjopanahaas, and another light to go out on the companions's side. they chose HADHAD. he simply squashed the 2D thing and one of Mini-me's lights went out. so he then sent out Shmikih. it fell on HADHAD and he tried to get up, but couldn't. he had to burn a whole in it and slip out, and the ordeal almost cost his flame to go out. he then started to eat bits off of it, until it peeled itself back off the ground and flew into the air, hovering. it span faster and faster until it started to stretch out, and then it flew at HADHAD. but with the deformities on it, the wind caught it and made it fly a completely different way, eventually demolishing a cardboard Soog'nhaas that happened to walk in at that moment. so thus, it transormed into the flying purplish thing, Shmihikishmih. it actually flew well for not being symmetrical at all. but as it flew at HADHAD and he ducked, the fire from his neck burned one of Shmihikishmih's wings.it crashed into the ground, and as HADHAD was about to deliver the final blow, the thing on his head shot a clear/rainbow-colored beam at HADHAD and turned him into a ChIpMuNk. but unfortunately this couldn't be fixed until later. luckily, Shmihikishmih just died. another light went out on Mini-me's side, and he needed to use drastic measures. so he sent out...

## Chapter 14

26 Alphabetinos at once. This counted as one SC, but all 26 needed to die to make him lose a light. HADHAD drank an Able Juice to lose the ChIpMuNk side effect. Besides this, it was pretty much unharmed. HADHAD's flame was still sort of low, so it couldn't really do any serious damage. The Alphabetinos swarmed around in a circle and started running into walls and stuff. They arranged themselves into a big ball thing (like the Unown trophy in SSBM) and each shot out an extremely weak polka-dotted beam. 12 of them hit HADHAD, 3 hit the wall, and 11 hit other Alphabetinos. However, they had very little stamina so the ones that were hit were already ¼ dead. they were very weak however, and HADHAD felt like it was bitten by a small swarm of mosquitoes. It put its head on its shoulders and jumped around a bit and did some crappy kung-fu moves on them. Suprisingly, Svez and Aig (which were hit earlier) died. It did some more kung-fu and then Lala, Eerg, Blaz, and Snaiz dropped like lead weights. That was 6 down, 20 left. They all shot out some more crapy beams. 10 hit HADHAD and 10 hit other Alphabetinos. Spo went down. HADHAD launched itself into the crowd and spun like a drill. It took out Caze and Haas in the proccess. now there were 17 left. HADHAD's fire was starting to come back. It shot out what was left of it and it took out Bo, Noke, and Patatpat. The remaining 14 Alphabetinos got into a big tightly packed ball and charged forward. Only half of the ball hit HADHAD. It stood its ground and 7 of them slammed into the wall and pathiciacally died. They were Poj, Ez, Ne, Shez, Roz, Louk, and Shmo. The 7 that were still alive for some reason got healed and grew twice their size. THey fired slightly stronger beams that actually hurt HADHAD. He ate a Max Mushroom and was healed. The beams that missed somehow all hit Au and killed it. There were now 6. They arranged them selves into a a circle-like thing and shot a connecter-thing to the one across from them and next to them, which made a snowflake-like pattern. The middle of it started glowing and a really big laser was charging. It was flashing rainbow colors. It turned whit and blasted out. HADHAD fell asleep or something before this and was hit by it.It was pissed. It bitch-slapped them and this took out Og, Spax, and Snez. The three that were left spun around and used a tri-beam. HADHAD was somehow frozen, burnt, and paralyzed all at once. It was given an able juice. The fire was back. It shot out the fire and took out Booze and Shti. This left only... Ih-ih. It glowed radiactive and grew about 10 times larger. However, it was too big to fit in the room so it just died. They won! A kerokerokola made them all healed, so they were ready to battle the last member. Nobody knew who it was..

## Chapter 15

Well the room was dark, but there was white smoke covering the floor, and bubbles floating through the air. there were also dicso strobe lights and lava lamps and stuff everywhere. then the smoke machine and bubble machine broke and they heard the guy swear. the disco ball fell off and shattered, and many of the lights went out. then a door off to the side opened, a guy came out, and turned on the lights. then he left. There was a little man in the corner in front of a mirror, trying to get his cape on. when the lights came on, he froze, then quickly turned around and let the cape fall off, trying to make it look like this was supposed to happen. he had orange hair with electric blue highlights, but he also had apparently forgot to put pants on. He told them boldly his name was Firebolt Fred. he sent out a Diamond Object to start things off. they sent out Ian. DO hovered up, turned on its side, then began to spin very quickly. then it flew right at Ian and cut his head off. after about 5 gallons of clear blood came out of his neck, he died. the scoreboard came down, and one of the seven lights on their side went out. this was going to be a long battle... The Companions let Bargo go fight Diamond Object. it flew at him, but he ate it and sent it to another dimension from within him. this counted as beating him, so one of FF's seven lights went out. (Bargo had learned that trick on Mars, btw). next FF caustiosly sent out a Jordan. it threw a Fit as Bargo approached it. Bargo almost fainted from the noise. FF just stood there with his arms crossed and earplugs in his ears. Jordan started fake crying and hitting Bargo in his tantrum. the whole thing made Bargo unable to block. but then Jordan passed out from yelling and stuff so much. Bargo tried some ABLE Juices, but they didn't really help other than with the pain. he had to wait until he could kind of hear some things. then he bit Jordan. this just caused Jordan to wake up and get really mad. he started throwing things at Bargo, and then when he was tired, he vomited all over Bargo and in his mouth. then he poked Bargo in the eyes as he tried to get the crap off him somehow. Bargo fell over in all this disgusting pain. then as Jordan started to suck on him with that stupid mouth, Bargo thought, "screw it" and swallowed the puke and sent it to the dimension with DO in it. then he opened his eyes and flew at Jordan. it knocked Jordan over, but Jordan had run out of Tantrums and Tears. he was really weak, too, so Bargo just jumped up and down on him until it knocked him out. then Bargo drank some ABLE Juices., which helped a little. then Jordan got up and boxed Bargo's ears and kicked him in his imaginary nuts. then he headbutted Bargo, finishing him off. another of the Companions' lights went out. FF gave Jordan some ABLE Juices as TCs picked their next fighter. they picked Yukronsky, who just went over and konked Jordan on the head. Jordan fell over, dead. FF's light went out and he sent out a HADHAD...

## chapter 16

Yukronsky had a serious type disadvantage, so it went back and they sent out Shmug'nhug'n. It shot out a blast of water at HADHAD's fire. most of it died down, and after another shot it completely went away. HADHAD suddenly mae its head turn into a ball, and its body got thicker. For some reason it was a Circus Dog on a Ball. They were very weak, so Shmug'nhug'n finished it off easily with some BIG BITEs. another light went out on FF's side, but they both got another light added on. now it was for some reason a 8 on 8 battle. The companions' side had the advantage so far. Firebolt Fred sent out an Interesting Animal. It started to fly around as soon as it came out, and lashed its stupid tongue at Shmug'nhug'n. It was poi-oi-oisonous, but Shmug'nhug'n was not effected by it for some reason. Shmug'nhug'n withdrew into its shell and skidded around the floor, which made it hard for Interseting Animal to attack. finally, it got out of its shell, and with the gained momentum jumped really high and far, and landed on IA's back. Shmug'nhug'n did some headbutts and sissy unches and stuff, then made it crash to the ground. It did a BIG BITE and took off one of IA's wings. It then charged some eye beams and fired them off before you can say "hokey ma-pokey." IA didn't even have a chance to attack. It already bit the big one and fainted. Firebolt Fred lost his 4th light, and proceeded to send out Bleeah. It did a massive punch and knocked out Shmug'nhug'n immediatly. Yukronsky decided to try again.

## Chapter 17

Bleeah shot his huge fists at Yukronsky, but Yukronsky just Wing Wak-ed them back. the added power came back at Bleeah and both fists hit him in the head. it didn't really do anything, though . then Yukronsky used a Drill-a-ma-phone, which Bleeah just punched away. then he boxed Yukronsky's ears and smashed him on the head. then he grabbed an ear in one hand and the beak in the other, and pulled them apart until YukronskY Screached. it made Bleeah go deaf, but he didn't really need his hearing. he put his fists apart, and then began to spin around faster and faster until he was blur hovering in the air. he slowly went towards Yukronsky, and Yuk was occupied with ribbing his beak, so he didn't notice. Bleeah was spinning, so Yukronsky just kept getting hit until he was hit like 5 billion times and died. another of the Companions's lights went out. Shmog'nhog'n stepped forth and for some reason giant buses started falling on Bleeah until when they stopped, he was almost dead. he ate a half of a Max Mushroom, healing half of his life. so Shmog'nhog'n shot a Dodecahedron Eye Beam at Bleeah, defying usual space and firing out of all his eye sections. the giant glowing thing hit Bleeah and simply took all but one life point away. knowing he would die anyways, he pressed the little button on his head to use Self Destruct. luckily, TC realised this right before he did it, and shoved a Max Mushroom into Shmog'nhog'ns mouth at he was losing life, which somehow made it so when Bleeah finished exploding, Shmog had 3 life points left. as another of FF's lights went out, he sent out a Cloujo.

## Chapter 18

Shmog'nhog'n was very weakened by all of this, so it decided to go back and rest. The had no more Able Juices or Max Mushrooms, and only one Kerokerokola. Since Everyone else was fine, they decided to wait and use their last kerokerokola when someone else was very hurt. By the way, Pick-me-ups were forbidden in this battle. Captain Pringle decided to give it a shot. It started firing Sour cream & onion Pringles and little name tags for "Captain Ed Pringle" at Cloujo, and while most of them missed, it still did a little damage. Cloujo fired random lightning bolts all over, and while they tore up the field, they all missed CP. CP just remembered something really obvious. He was the Webmaster! Durrr. He used his powers of having access to all things UBCS by throwing the letters "UBCS" on Cloujo, then moved it to another forum. The boiling lava forum. This move could only be used once without being healed at a hospital. Anyway, Cloujo died easily. FF wasn't done yet. He still had 2 SC's to go. He sent out a... Wimple. This was no ordinary Wimple. It was the Extreme Wimple from comic #10! Pretty much, it was a super-powerful Wimple with big wings. It flew around and made a big wind \*thing\*. It sucked CP up and threw him into the wall, which broke his giant teeth. He was very hurt, so he made Junspinar fight. It chucked some bozberry bombs and made Wimple grounded. It could still scurry around though. It did a big body slam on Junspinar, who countered with a Quick Spin. Wimple spun arounfd really fast and slammed into a wall in the exact same place CP did before, which made a really big dent in the wall. Junspinar did some more stuff and then was thrown in the same place, which pretty much ruined the wall beyond all repair. It went back and HADHAD went to fight it. A few Neck flame torches later, HADHAD ran out of fire and had to do crappy karate moves. However, Wimple took such a beating before it actually died. They used a Kerokerkola to heal the still-alive SC's and prepared for Firebolt Fred's last SC. They were sure they could take it down. After all, it was 4 to 1. FF then morphed into a ball. It was a... Bikdip? No, it was a Spherio, the final evolution of Bikdip. It was also at level eleventy billion, so this was going to be very hard...

## Chapter 19

Since FF(Spherio) couldn't talk, they decided that he couldn't object if they all fought together. so the four slightly-hurt SCs entered the battlefield. Spherio shot a three-dimensional-Tri-Beam at Shmog'nhog'n. Shmog countered it with a Dodecahedron Beam. the TDTB had one more dimension than the DB, so one dimension went through and hit Shmog, disabling his eyes and all future eye beams. then CP shot all his sharp teeth (they were sharp becaus they had broken ) at Spherio. Spherio just ate them. then CP got really angry and flew at Spherio. Then Spherio ate him, too. he went all bumpy and rainbow colors, then passed through time to one billionth of a second later, and then was exactly the same, save that his color was now slightly blueish. they looked at the scoreboard, and half a light went out on the companions' side, and half a light was added to Spherio's! then they noticed Spherio also had a happy aura about him. then poor Shmog'nhog'n, looking around at nothing, got eaten by something. it turned out to be Spherio traveling at the speed of light. Shmog'nhog'n was unfortunately sent to another dimension, never to be seen again. another of the Companions's lights went out. HADHAD had formulated a plan with Junspinar this whole time. he turned off his fire, bent down, and Junspinar put his tail into HADHAD's neck, and sat on his shoulders. on the scoreboard, the last two lights combined into one. the HADspinar began to spin on the evil head that it was standing on. then it flew into the air, and as Captain Spherio sent Shmog away, they drilled into him. he was caught by surprise and lost another fourth of his life points. then there was a bright blue flash of light and the two halves of CP were gone from the scoreboard. just plain Spherio returned, and he didn't have the added power this time. HADspinar launched some Hadberry Bombs from its two mouths. then, with four arms and two legs, it attempted some kung fu moves. Spherio screamed and for some reason, this made HADspinar lose the will to fight. but then all the Hadberry Bombs hit Spherio and he was taken down some more. then he fired a special move not known to regular Spherios. he had developed the move in all the freaking free time he had while trainers lost to other E5 members. it was his own special Four-Dimensional Body Beam. his whole body lit up, and HADspinar, frightened, tried to get away. but the FDBB was too powerful. it warped all the dimensions, an extremely dangerous move in itself. the whole scene went blank.
They appeared in a forest clearing ten years later, with Spherio at one-third life and HADspinar with a life point left. ...although he wasn't HADspinar anymore. the warp had turned him back into HADHAD and Junspinar. a glitch had given them a life point each. they picked themselves off the ground and turned to Spherio. he was happily napping under a tree. they looked at each other,and nodded. they powered up there best moves and waited. when they each had one turn to go, Spherio awoke and stretched. for a second he didn't seem to know where he was, then a look of understanding came over him. he shot a Tri-beam at Junspinar as instinct, but too late. Junspinar had already fired. the two beams met and connected in a wierd way. as some robotic animals walked by, the two SCs began to sweat. there was a large spherical shape in the center of the beam, the color of the two beams mixed together. the ball would move towards one SC or another, but never touching one of them. it finally got so big that it exploded, and unluckily at the time it was on Junspinar's side of the beam. it wiped him out, and out of nowhere the scoreboard appeared and one of the lights went out. HADHAD rushed over to the very weakened and almost finished Spherio. he fired his best two moves at the same time, able to do so because of his neck and his head. it took Spherio down to one life point, so HADHAD bit him and something happened. they appeared back in the final chamber of the elite five. the scoreboard came down and Spherio's light went out. a body came out of him and he morphed back into Firebolt Fred, and FF approached HADHAD. "A very well played battle, very well indeed. you have beaten me, and that's saying something. you definately deserve this." FF handed HADHAD a little medal comprised of five different rings, and all mounted on a crest medallion. "And ill give you this, too," Fred added. he handed HADHAD a 3D Lemonade. HADHAD thanked him and wen through the double doors behind FF that bore the Elite Five's crest. the Comapnions were magically healed and followed him back into the world.

## Chapter 20

After they beat the Elite 5, all 7 of the companions (Shmog'nhog'n didn't come back) were all happy and junk. They had a party-type thing over at some random empty house that they found. CP made a big banner thing that said "Vote for Dan Freebird" but on the back it said "If we beat the E5, chances are you can't, because you suck :D" Bargo drank about 25 bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade and was so drunk he ate the banner and passed out because it was lodged in his ... throat. The companions searched his ... pockets ... for something that might help, but all they found was a œ stone and the 3-D lemonade. Finally they decided to just use the squeeze really hard-lich manuevarrrr to get it out. They did, and then he was revived immediatly. He saw the 3-D lemonade, and thinking it was another Mike's Hard Lemonade, he drank it and suddenly got extremely skinny. Then he turned blue and lost his face, then fell over. a cone formed up from this, and it got a new one-eyed frowning face. The banner that said "Vote for Dan Freebird" then changed and said "Bargo evolved into Conor!" Now, even though he was a different SC, his name is still Bargo, mind you. Also, Shmug'nhug'n ate the œ stone, and suddenly evolved into the legendary Shmœg'nhœg'n! There were only two œ stones in the whole world, and since the frog person n the elite 5 had one, that was obviously the last one left. This was truely a "brown" day. \*bursts out in laughter\* That wasn't funny.

## Chapter 21

Shmœg'nhœg'n had to carry Bargo on his back for a while. as the companions were walking along, they spotted a Spherio. they yelled up to Shmœg to look, but he couldn't hear them and turned to look down. this made Bargo fall off of him, and right into the Spherio. he stabbed into it and killed it. then he glowed a bright white and turned into a Cubon. then he said sorry to his grandpa and joined the companions (somehow.). then saw a moderately-sized city as they passed by. but in the town square, in the center, there was a huge crowd of people around something. they went ove there and saw they were erecting a monument. on closer inspection, and as the noise died down for the speaker, the companions could see who this monument was for. the statue was of....it was Black Hole and his sone, the Implosion who met so long ago. the speaker was currently talking about how important they were, and how if they hadn't done what they did, we all might be dead right now. the Universal unbalance and rebalance they caused were what set the universe straight and back to normal. go Black Hole and Implosion! but the companions were bored. they went around the town, looking at some of the other interesting things. they included the world-renowned Bus Restauranté, and more importantly, the first of the Mango League gyms. they looked inside through a window and saw a Small Woodland Creature disintegrated by a bright white light. thye would have to train for this one...

## Chapter 22

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translated: Bargo and his friends decided to train in the woods. They soon found a few Grazes and they killed them easily. I'm sick of calculator language now. Anyway, they found mainly really weak things in the forest that did not help them at all. Instead, they went to a gym. An excersizing gym, not a Mango league gym. They stayed there for a few hours and used various equiptment, but Shm©«g'nh©«g'n broke a treadmill and they all got kicked out. Cold, warm, hungry, full, alone, and surrounded by friends, they sauntered into the streets and got hit by a car, but the car is the one that got hurt the mostest. \*stupid grin\* The car exploded and they went flying away into a BIG BOX. The box sucked into itself and since they imploded, Bargo evolved into a Spherio! (that was quick) They all got a rainbow full of experience points and got about one...........bone...........stronger. ThEy theN Felt thAT THey COuLd TaKe on thE Gym LeAder.

## Chapter 23

But then, they felll into a magical bucket of \*burp\* and did a russian dance. they appeared inside a glass box with wheels. they were rolling down a giant road, and all the buildings were tiny, mettalic-shiny shacks. the road was rainbow colrs, and they saw right before it happened that the raod eneded a few feet away. they fell off the giant cliff, and as they were screaming and falling down the box just faded away and they were instead falling through darkness. they landed on the cold, hard, soft ground and bounced. then a light turned on. they were in a little room, laying on the floor. then somehow it was the ceiling, instead, and they fell to he floor. then the room tilted and they all rolled out of a sideways door and into a bucket of styrofoam peanuts. then they were dumped out of it and onto a conveyor belt , which was about a foot long. they fell off the end upwards into a hole in the ceiling, which actually turned out to be a wall...they all fell onto a bed, unconsxious. then they all woke up in their beds, wondering if they drank too much.

## Chapter 24

After that strange experience, they were all funked out and sort of hibernated. They all awoke about 3 months later, when they realised that they were all starving to death. They went to the closest Quicky Mart and pretty much ate all the food in the entire store. However, none of them had any money at all. The police came rushing down to the store and grabbed them, handcuffed the ones that had hands, and tranquilized the others. They all were thrown into a prison cell at the local Mango jail. Lets see.... the door was locked, windows barred, security cameras watching their every move, fire alarm.... Wait a second, what the heck was that doing there? Ian pulled it, and the floor opened up, which tossed them all through a tunnel thing. It buried through the whole town and then a ladder led back up somewhere. They climbed it and found themselves in what looked like a preschool. There were SC's everywhere, climbing things, eating feces, and driving eachother insane. A really, REALLY big baby walked up to them al said "hewwo dare, my name is Billah. I'm da gym weader here." Then, they saw a display in front of the window, with a fake SWC getting blasted with a laser and dying.

## Chapter 25

they went up and kicked Billah and stole his badge. then they ran far away, and they had to go really far because a huge crowd of babies was chasing them. they finally collapsed into a large and rommy building full of plants. "oh, a new challenger. havn't seen one of those in a while...then he shrieked, "GOOO RANDOM PLANT!!" and through one out. most of the companions were tired, all except for Shmœg'nhœg'n at the moment, so he decided to battle. Bargo looked at the sign on the door, and it said 'The Plant Planet Gym. If you're here, you probably shouldn't be." it in fact wasn't a real gym, but a gym nonetheless. the battle commenced.

## Chapter 26

They already had the badge, so this battle was somewhat pointless. Anyway, Shmœg'nhœg'n walked up to the Random Plant, and touched it lightly. It died. The ..... thing that sent it out sent out about 2,000 more. All of which Shmœg'nhœg'n killed easily. Somehow it linked itself up to the other SC's so they would get the experience from beating them, which made them all grow a couple levels. Finally, after all the SC's were recovered, the ...thing revealed itself to be a Thing. It was rainbow colored and breathed plasma. It lightly touched Shmœg'nhœg'n and killed it. One by one, the other SC's came up to battle it, and none of them really got any damage in. The radioactve Thing killed them all. In a few hours, when they awoke, they were'nt in the gym. They were in an extremely dark, evil-looking place. The sky was dark green and smoky. Bats, 2-foot long bugs, and ghosts were flying around. A broken sign was above them that creaked with every breeze. It said, "Welcome to the City of the Dead. population: a big fat ZERO." They walked around for a bit, and some motion-sensor machine guns on top of the moldy buildings shot at them. Hiding in the nearest building, they found some dead bodies strewn about, along with giant bugs, rats, and pools of blood. This place, in short, really really sucked.

## Chapter 27

They all were looking in a house when a giant hole appeared there, somehow, and they fell in it. they flew through an underground tube for about five years until they finally flew out of the ground and into the air somewhere. the hole dissapeared from under them and they all fell on the hard ground. it hurt a lot. then they got up, ate dinner, and danced. then they found the Mango League gym again and entered. a big beffy guy with one of those stupid artist hat things on was standing there proudly. other than that, he wasn't doing much else. he threw an SC-cube and it was a.......well, whatever it was, it had a sheet over it. the big guy said he wanted his opponent to be surprised...riiiiiiiight. they let Bargo go fight him. he went and took the sheet off, or tried to, before the thing bit him and he recoiled. hmm....it was glowing....

## Chapter 28

Bargo used some triple eye beams on the...thing and the sheet ripped off. It was a Strong Bad. (new SC, it is a complete copy of the character of the same name at homestarrunner.com) It used its big 'ol boxing gloves to attack Bargo in the FOURTH dimension, which made the whole gym disappear for no reason at all. They both fell in a pit, and Strong Bad complained and said "holy crap" the whole time. When they reached the bottom, Bargo used Faore's Wind (somehow) to teleport to the top. The gym came back somehow, and Strong Bad never came back up. The big guy, whose name was Ben Dover, cryed and sent out the next SC, Weaklo, which died immediatly. Then he only had one SC left. He sent it out, and it was a Shmihikihshmih. Bargo left to go to a name changer, and get his name changed to Bagel. He came back, and with his new name, was ready to fight.

## Chapter 29

Shmihihkishmih started rolling over in mid air for no reason. then Bagel just smiled at it really big and it froze. then he started headbutting it until he beat the stupid lump out of its side. then it unfroze and flew into the air. probably the first Shmihihkishmih to enjoy the joys of flying correctly, it flew around for a while until it ran out of whatever it regularly inhales and crashed to the ground. then Ben Dover took out an inhaler, took the little cartridge out of it and filled it with this blueish-green goo crap. then he put it back and usedit on Shmi...ih. it sprang back into the air, ready to fight. Bagel used Extremely Evil Stare as it was swooping down on him. it left consciousness and the momentum carried him to still hit Bagel. for some reason, this was really powerful and killed Bagel. Pokemaster Ian went forward and farted on Shmihihkishmih, knocking him out. then he withdrew and HADHAD kicked it and it died....Ben Dover bent over and took a badge out of his pants. Bagel took it in a bag because he was scared. They had they're second Mango League Gym Badge \*makes the peace sign\*

## Chapter 30

They all did a \*jig\* in celebration of their new badge. Then, they walked for a little while in the new town they were in. It was.............. really weird. There were ginat building everywhere. One of them was 8252389752895278 5782478925623576 2352235645457345 82549237482356437 63546345634 52635452364523 5453645412752 5364523578128 0892356945623 4594230235 stories tall, so they decided to go there. Inside was a map of the whole place. It desicribed absolutely nothing, but revealed the fact that 99% of the building was brick, and the remaining 1% was actually the part you can go in. There was no freaking elevator. The sign said "PLEASE POKE MY EYE", so Ian did and then the door behind them closed and was immediatly locked by 16 different kinds of locks, blocked by wood, covered with spikes, and had a piece of tape on it. Apparently they were going to have to climb it. The first (take that number and subtract 100) floors were blank, so they just got past them. Then, there was a sign that said the next 100 floors would have assoted trials they had to get past. Then, they slept (they had to go up every single floor in one day) ad in the morning they would continue.

## Chapter 31

First, there was a box. it wasn't a very onteresting box. it was just a box. so they touched it and the door opened. on the next level, there was this little...thing that spoke to them saying "Kooalah mama oopmph ihih goolah!" and then it turned into a fish. Bargo caught the fish in a battle that was laying around. then the door opened. on the next level, there was a room that was apporximately 10582085249865942561-2349759124865-134965-34985-4875-1857349865-981345-9834-986-3948659-348568-9347628756286582658756283756 miles long. in front of them was a Stick, a hookshot, and a stupid horse. they would have to take the express way. Bargo got on the stupid horse, shot the hookshot at the Stick and killed it, then got off the horse and floated into the air. then everyone else hung onto him and he stretched the chain out all the length of the room in negative two seconds. then Bargo let go of the hookshot, it flew all the way back and killed the horse. they stepped on a button and the door opened. then there was another room. this one was fairly large, and the middle was separated by a glass wall. they ran up to it and it was impenetrable. but there was a little piece of carpet in the corner of their side with a little flute lying next to it. luckily, bargo knew how to play the flute somehow. he started playing and nothing happened. then Junspinar spotted an extremely tiny enscripttion on the wall. it had about five notes, and so everyone piled on to the piece of carpet and Bargo played the notes. still nothing happened. so Bargo took out the fish, it fell out of its bottle, so he picked it back up, and then for some reason he did a back flip and in the middle of it he grabbed the carpet and the bottle. when he landed, he somehow had the piece of carpet in his mouth and he could play notes on it. so he played the notes and they all found themselves on another piece of carpet on the other side of the room. the doors opened and they stepped through. they came out onto a little rickety bridge over a huge valley that had white fog in it. a little gremlin dude was standing there and he was like "you must answer me these questions three." CP stepped up and the guy was like "What is your name?" "uh, CP." "What is your quest?" "i want to get to the top of this stupid building. "what....is yor favorite color?" "Yellow. " "ok, go on." "that was...extremely easy." CP went past and all the other people had to answer the same questions, until Bargo was last. "What is your name? ""Bargo.""What is your quest?""to get to the top of this building.""What....is the capitol of Croatia?""Mozambigue-eh\*snort\*" the gremlin dude died and Bargo joined the others. they continued to the top...

## Chapter 32

The companions went through a few more obstacles. They were very boring. In the room 50 floors from the top, there was a TV screen that showed some crap. It showed a giant gorilla coming in the front door, and traveling VERY fast started climbing the floors. There was also a curtain by a window that was not there before, and a mysteious orb which Junspinar picked up. A \*stranger\* with an elephant gun also broke in an was going at the same speed as the gorilla. Instead of doing something, all of them just sort of stood there, and after a while they got sucked through the floor and were falling down a silver tunnel. They landed in a beige room. On the floor was a keyboard (as in a musical one, not a typing keyboard) with a cord sticking out. They had no use for this at all. Pichu realised something. It didn't belong here! Either way, the stupid electric mouse noticed a very slight color change in one of the walls. It zapped all the companions through it, and they were now stuck in a metal room. The keyboard was in here too. Pichu somehow cloned itself to be in this room and the other at the same time. Yukronsky tried to go through the wall, and was unsuccessful. But, it had a good idea. It shoved the stupid cord from the keyboard up Pichu's butt and it made the keyboard powered up. Charmander, who also didn't belong here, played the song of storms on it and made it rain. The rain killed it, and the rain also shorted out the stupid keyboard and made Pichu evolve into a Pikachu. It blasted a wall and since the room was metal everyone was shocked by it. However, the wall they passed through blew up. Both the Pichu and the Pikachu shocked eachother and died. Then a funky tune played and some stairs appeared. They ran towards them, and as soon as they went in the door behind them closed. Some words came out of nowhere and said "You have been stuckkkkkk in the time warp of happy. You will dieeeeeeeeee." The time machine was blasting off towards the moon, and they only had one minute to find Waldo. Luckily, he was standing right there, so the stupid time machine/rocket thing teleported back to the beige room. By now, the gorilla and the dude with the elephant gun were there. Mewtwo (what is up with these Pokémon cameos?) killed them both. As this happened, all the companions were trapped in a giant pink rupee and floated back up to the previous floor. They stepped out of the stupid curtain, which shriveled up and combusted immediatly. coming out of the ashes of the curtain was Mewtwo. It killed them all, but they each had a sorcerer's stone so they couldn't die. Then they all went super saiyan and killed Mewtwo. However, it reincarnated itself into Ian's body. Some Spirit-Away™ shot out of the window and it made Mewtwo dissapear forever. The window then shattered and the wall closed up into itself. A small bird puppet named "Henry G. Emerryet III" came out, and it would prove to be very useful in the future...

## Chapter 32 - the last and final chapter

It was about level 80 that they noticed the stairs. they took them to the 99th floor, where there was a huge pile of garbage filling the entire room. Pokemaster Ian said "Don't be fooled! Firends, do not try the feast! it is a trap!" everyone looked at him and he backed into the corner. then they all made him eat all the @#%$ until only a little mouse was left. it bit Bargo and gave him rabies and made him faint. then HADHAD stepped on it, or tried to, before he was flung across the room and smashed against the wall. Pokemaster Ian was still hungry somehow, and saw the mouse, so he ate it and swallowed. then he glowed a bright black and fainted, too. HADHAD recovered, but they were down two others. then the floor began to shake. a little crack appeared, and then it grew until it was a giant rift that seperated the companions. Junspinar fell in, but HADHAD caught him. HADHAD looked down into the fiery oblivion and saw something rising. it was rising really fast, too...soon something freaking humongous roared out of the hole, making Junspinar and Hadhad go flying. it was a huge slimy serpent thingy with rows upon rows of massive fangs. it swallowed up the unconcious Bargo. HADHAD grew unusually angry and his fire was so huge it almost filled the entire room. he focused it on the serpent and it writhed in pain. then it went \*bleeahh\* and convulsed and crap until its outer skin thingy came off and a smaller one was there instead. Hadhad's fire gone, he was weakened greatly. the serpent came really freaking fast towards him and smashed him to jelly, which he spread on the piece of toast he made of Pokemaster Ian. he ate it all. then the rest of the companions all climbed on him, which made him enraged and he flailed all over the place, his fiery eyes growing redder. some random companions flew to the walls, but they got back on him and wailed on him until he made an anguished noise and fell defiantly to the ground. all the comapnions left cheered, but then the thing's head came back up and the MIB came from nowhere. they had enormous guns and blasted the thing when its face was an inch from Yukronsky's face. crap got all over everyone, and Bargo, HADHAD, and Pokemaster Ian came flying out, too, somehow now conscious and ok. the rift closed back up and a door outlined itself and then appeared on a wall. they wen through it and came to the final floor. there was just a stupid Ih-ih standing there, doing nothing. they went up to it, and it still did nothing. thhey fed it a piece of cheese and it came to life. it started sprining around, making random noises, and then it asked if it could join them. they decided this was ok. so Ih-ih then said, "then you are quite worthy of this heirloom that has been passed down from generation to generation all the way down to me. you are the first group ever to reach here. congratulations." and he handed them a mysterios orb that was laways changing colors. Bagel pocketed it. Ih-ih happily joined them and they all took the elevator down to the ground. they continued their interesting journey...

## The Final Chapter (continued)

The Comapnions left the building and were walking along a path, making small talk. they asked Ih-ih what the mysterious orb did, but he didn't know. all he knew was that its mystery was only exceeded by its power. so Bagel (or Bargo) pulled out the thing and held it up. nothing happened. he said all the magic words he knew, including "open sesame!", but none worked. then a little Thing came out of the bushes. HADHAD said "Whatisyournameihavetofart" and the orb started glowing a blinding clear. they were all sucked into it, and it grewin size and spun around really fast. everything around it blurred, and all went black for the companions.
They awoke in what was actually the same exact spot. only it was very far into the future. very. They looked into the sky. int was a bland magenta-black-ugly gray-clouded color. and it was moving very fast, somehow. flaming metoers and comets were raining dwon upon the earth, and most everything was dark. there were ruins everywhere, and people screaming and runnig all about. mechanical parts and other junk was laying EVERYWHERE. Bargo ran to a nearby time counter thingy lying on the ground. it said: Judgement Day NO OTHER INFORMATION 00000‰¢Ðµš¤Œå§þ00000
...they paused. then Bargo let it fall to the ground. then a shriek was uttered from Pokemaster Ian as he was struck in the back of the head by a flaming meteor. he fell to the ground, blood pouring from his hair. the meteor knocked out a tooth, though, and it happened to fly and hit Ih-ih. he looked surprised for a second, then began to glow white. his shape grew much bigger and changed shape. when the smoke cleared, there stood a proud Ultimax. its pure white and cruel eyes looked down upon the companions. it crouched down and put a wing to the ground for them all the get on. HADHAD carried PI with him and layed him down. there was room for everyone to fit on Ultimax's back. then he spread his titanic wings and began to flap. but with only a couple strides and a few flaps of his wings, he was airborn and flying high. somehow, all the flying debris and oher things went right around him. he flew to the menacing, but crumbling castle of the Supreme Wimple, Ruler of All that Lives Upon this Miserable Planet. Ultimax flew in through an open window. he then flew over the balcony and landed with a BOOM on the smooth tile of the main hall. the tile cracked under his feet. The Supreme Wimple sat atop his mighty throne, looking upon everything as if disgusted, but still maintaining an aura of importance. the twenty or so guards came to attention. "You dare enter the castle of the almighty Ruler of all, The Supreme Wimple?" came his booming voice. Ultimax grunted and lowered his wings. the Companions slowly stepped down from their positions and onto the floor. they had even given Pokemaster Ian some medicine to help him and heal him. "YOU DARE OPPOSE ME?!?" came the sound of the Supreme Wimple. "ATTAAAACK!!" the guards whipped out weapons of the sort never imagined before and ran towards the Companions. they all started getting migraines, all except for Ultimax. he breathed on some guards and a couple fell dead, the others knocked down for a while. all the guards had hollow eyes, and they were all black as night...: they were all under the spell of the Supreme Wimple. Bargo whipped out some candy and gave it to his friends. they all grew to twice their size. the two sides met in the grand chamber. Bargo roared with fury as he fought of guard after guard, usually eating his victim eventually. he rolled around, crushing SC Imperial Guards as he went. it appeared the guards from all corners of the castle had been called. HADHAD burnt guards by the tens. he smashed them to bits as their weapons tried to match his strength. Junspinar drilled through ranks upon ranks of Imperials, and used whatever methods he could think of. Yukronsky flew over the crowd, anger filling his mind. he impaled guards upon beak and talon, devoured Imperials with a sick pleasure. Captain Pringle spread his happiness on everyone, strengthening his team and weakinging the opponent. he also happily tore them to shreds. Pokemaster Ian scared and even killed hoards of guards with his ultimate gayness. his hair even overcame many guards. But Ultimax wasn't aimed for the guards. of course, the area in about a five yard radius was basically death to guards, but he needed protection. he reached the Supreme Wimple, who seemed dismayed. "You're losing," said Ultimax. "I don't care," replied TSW, "its not my loss. i win no matter what." "So you never changed, did you?" "Guess not, ol' comrade." "Funny how times change." "True, so very, very true..." He rose from his almighty throne just by pure thinking about it. the Eternal Lockdown began. the whole area around the two was destroyed. When TSW was sure to win, an unlucky thing happened. The Comapnions had demolished evry last one of his guards, so they could help their good old friend Ultimax. With their combined forces, they sent The Supreme Wimple back to the eternal oblivion from whence he came and sealed him there forever.
In their walk through the town before the end of the earth, the companions noticed something. they hauled it back upright and dusted it off. it said that it was a comemorative statue made in honor of The Comapnions, the heroes of all time.