Ed

Ed
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**Ed** is the older brother of Sarah, a member of The League of Ed-venturers. He is the strongest and the least intelligent member of the Eds.

## Bio

Ed also lives in Peach Creek Cul-de-Sac in the lone town of CN City. Where he also participates in Eddy's money earning schemes (mostly for getting jawbreakers.) But it seems his parents do not treat him with that much love as they always take his younger sister, Sarah's side of things, constantly getting in trouble, and is often lets Sarah enslave him. And he is oftentimes spending time with Eddy, Edd, and the other members of his team, Yakkity Yak, Keo, Lemony, Maggie, Mrs. Calloway, and Grace. As well as The Engines of Cartoon World, (who often visit CN City on jobs).

But all of this would change when a ship from the Republic was forced to land near their Cul-de-Sac, where Hippogriffa King Red Sea, his wife, Queen Novo, and daughter Skystar, and a small task force were trying to get to Canterlot, but they ship was damaged in the escape. As Red Sea, R3-X3 , and Skystar went to find someone who could fix their ship's hyperdrive, they came to the Cul-de-Sac. Where they were spotted by the Eds, (currently trying to sell some drinks and small cookies) as Skystar went up to their stall and purchased one. Which she liked the taste so much she purchased several more. (even going as far as giving them a huge tip with several gold coins) As Red Sea came over to greet the three as he asked if they knew someone who could fix their ship. Eddy was about to speak, but Edd quickly jumped in and stated that there is no shop that specializes in fixing Republic spaceships but they do have friends who can. Red Sea then thanked them as he purchased one of their drinks and small cookies too. (as Edd noticed his Lightsaber while he pocketed the cookie.) But as they were about to set off, Eddy got tripped. and dropped the gold coins that Skystar paid him with. As the tripper, a biking dude, named Kevin then picked up the gold coins; sarcastically thanking Eddy for them. But as he started to walk away, Skystar grabbed him by the shirt and demanded he give those coins back, but Kevin refused as he called her a bird horse. Snapping into anger, she stated no one calls her a bird horse. As she threatened to cut off his arm if he didn't give back the coins he stole. But Red Sea then stepped in and used a Force mind trick on Kevin which made him give back the coins. After scolding her daughter for trying to use force, Red Sea helped Eddy back up as the rest of the Cul-de-Sac's residences noticed the new comers as several of them were impressed to see a unique creature in their presence. As they questioned would they would hang with the Eds. At the Eds' homestead, (which was really a parked Starfeld ZH-25 Questor freighter) Red Sea, Rax, and Skystar meet their comrades, Yakkity, Lemony, Keo, Maggie, Calloway, and Grace.

As Edd contacted some of their friends from the comms room, the cows explained to Red Sea about the Eds' life styles, that their schemes were only methods of getting money to purchase Jawbreakers, (which Skystar also had a small knack for). As Mrs. Calloway explains the Eds are not all in the green. As she explains about Eddy suffering Heartbreak. While Edd's parents are always away and the only communication between them is by sticky notes. While Ed, on the other hand is not the most intelligent but he has it worse. As his parents mistreat him, and never take his side on anything and his sister constantly bullies and enslaves him. As she then explains about the others in the Cul-de-Sac, such as Kevin being a huge rival with the Eds and a sadistic bully. As he always mistreats the Eds to no end. While Johnny, while not the brightest bulb is a idiotic nusence. Rolf is a bit crazy at times. Jimmy, while being fragile can create sadistic plans of vengeance on the Eds. While Nazz, while sometimes being a little unsure of the Eds, is the only being who has enough kindness to them. But the worse thing ever is the Kanker sisters.

However, in Please Stay, Ed!, Ed's loyalty was put to the test. Wheres he and and the other members of the League were on a supply run in CN City with the Padawan Six tagging along. While there, Gabby wanted to see the Cul-de-Sac which the Eds were happy to show, but Grace and Ocellus voiced concern of doing so, as she brings up how Kevin and the others tried to keep them from leaving the Cul-de-Sac when Red Sea first wanted to bring them to the Council. Regardless they go anyway, while the majority of the younger cast are impressed with the Cul-de-Sac, Gallus and Smolder both voice understanding of why Eddy hates it so much. As Gallus says the Cul-de-Sac makes Griffonstone look like a luxury stop. As Smolder shares the Dragon Lands are much more roomy and sightful. As Eddy starts to share about the Retro van in the junkyard. They are rudely interrupted by Kevin passing by on his bike. Asking if they came back home but Mrs. Calloway shares they are only having a short visit as their friends wanted to see the Cul-de-Sac. Which Kevin merely decides to not bother with them, before calling them dorks again as he leaves. With Gallus questioning his choice in insults, find dork is rather dull for an insult. Bringing up several that was thrown at him in the past. Then Rolf comes up to the group, only to get a good look at Yona, sharing how she reminds him of his old home which Yona takes quite nicely. Then Rolf heads back to his work, as Yona shares she likes Rolf, while Sandbar asks what old country Rolf's referring to. Then Nazz comes up to the greeting them politely as she introduces herself to the group. Which Silverstream greets back, unfortunately Sarah and Jimmy come up, as Sarah tells Ed that she needs him to do something for her, before noticing the new individuals present. As she greets them "nicely" but no one is buying it as Smolder asks Sarah if he's Ed's sister which she confirms as Smolder claims she's heard a lot about her. But Sarah ignores this and orders Ed to help her with some things. Before Gallus tells Sarah Ed isn't going with her, they are only visiting. But Sarah continues to boss Ed about, as Ed is about to go, Mrs. Calloway tells Ed to not listen to her, saying he is only in CN City supply run, not to go back to doing his life style in the Cul-de-Sac. Sarah continues to boss Ed, threatening to tell their mother on him. As Gabby unclips the strap on her blaster holster, and grabs the handle, ready to draw if necessary. While Silverstream tells Ed to not listen to Sarah, as she's trying to manipulate him, he needs to stand his ground. But Sarah, giving into her spoiled brat attitude continues to order Ed, as Edd tries to intervene only to receive a punch from Sarah, as Ocellus goes to check on him. As Silverstream tells Sarah that wasn't nice, as she earns a smack from Sarah. In tears, Silverstream looks at Ed, as Ed is torn between his real friends and Sarah, as Sandbar tells Ed not to give in, as Sarah is only gonna make things worse for him. But Sarah decides to pull an evil move telling Ed to remove the obstacle in front of him as she grabs one of his blasters and orders him to shoot the group. As Grace tells Ed not to, as his blaster is more lethal than the average one, he could seriously hurt someone if he does shoot anyone. But, driven under fear of Sarah and his parents, starts to shakily bring up his pistol at Silverstream as the hippogriff in question stares in shock and horror, with tears still streaming down her cheeks. Even Jimmy is disgusted by it and tries to reason with Sarah only to shut up when Sarah orders Ed to do it. As Ed is in tears now, as Gabby tells him to stand down, or they will act in defense. But Sarah continues to goad on Ed as Ed raises his pistol, ready to fire. As Sarah goads again, grinning with evil as she threatens to tell their mother again, as Ed responds to her, and goes to fire at Silverstream, but Gabby is quick on the trigger and shoots Ed's blaster out of his grip as Ocellus uses her E-11 to stun him. While Sandbar puts binders on him. Sarah starts yelling at them, as Smolder (Who is not only disgusted Ed gave into Sarah's orders but lost all patience) draws one her revolvers at Sarah, scolding her for making her brother try to hurt one of his friends. Telling her she is a terrible excuse for a sister, bringing up her relationship with Ember. While Sarah tells her that Ed is her brother, but Sandbar brings up that even if Ed is her sibling, she has no right to boss him around. As Sarah is about to go in for a kill, Smolder fires a warning shot at her feet. As Sarah jumps back in shock, as Smolder takes out her other revolver, with Gallus joining in with his blaster pistol with Gabby joining in too as Gabby tells Sarah to get out of their sight. Jimmy is of course quick to comply as he's smart enough to not anger a dragon and a gryphon as runs away, pleading to not be hurt and frantically apologizing. But Sarah arrogantly stands her ground and yells at them only for both Gryphons and Dragon to roar in her face. This scares Sarah as all three open fire at her feet making her dance before she finally turns around and runs away with bullets and blaster bolts following her before she is finally out of sight. As the three reholster their guns everyone stares at Ed, shocked, confused, and betrayed. As Silverstream finally starts weeping, and Nazz feels sorry for them as she sits next to Silverstream, petting her mane in comfort. Afterwards, Nazz sees the group off before sharing she'll tell Ed's parents what really happened to ensure Sarah is rightfully punished for her actions. Before apologizing about their visit being ruined. But Sandbar says its nothing as it was out of their control. But thanks her for her hospitality.

Back in Hippogriffa when Ed comes to, he finds he is in Novo's office where said Hippogriff is furious for Ed's actions, and scolds him for not only giving into orders from his sister but for almost hurting her niece in the process. Ed is immanently sorry at once but Novo is not finished yet as she tells Ed if he is gonna to listen to his sister instead of thinking for himself then she'll have no choice but to send him back to the Cul-de-Sac. As Silverstream begs Novo not to send him back as he'll only be mistreated more. But Novo in a more calmer motherly voice says she won't send Ed back right away, but allow him 24 hours to think of a decision of where he'll stay, cause in the end it's his choice and his alone. As she tells Ed he has 24 hours to decide and she expects an answer by 9am next morning which he agrees to, before she leaves for one of her daily massages.

Later on, the group is talking with Ed about his decision, and while Ed doesn't have one he says if he does go back, at least Eddy and Edd with be with him, however, Grace clarifies that that's not the way it works. Before adding that when Novo told him she was gonna send her back, she meant only *he alone* goes back. Ed is shocked but tries not to think too much into it, but Eddy and Edd both share they have no intentions of going back themselves. Both for different reasons, Eddy - cause he is not going back to live with his parents and the torment of the other kids, especially Kevin as he has true family and friends now. Edd - not because of wanting to go home to his parents, but because he wants to complete his Je'Daii training in Red Sea's honor as that's what he would've wanted. Only now, Ed finally understands the true misery of him going back to the Cul-de-Sac now. Even more so when Yakkity, Lemony, Keo, and the cows also share they're not going back either as they don't have have a reason to. Ed then starts to get torn in his choice now, not only because of his fear of Sarah tattling on his parents, but his real friends not being with him. As the day goes on, everyone else randomly talks to Ed, on reasons he should consider not going back. Grace - how Sarah's manipulative nature has lead Ed to never have his own path on things and it will only get worse for him. Ocellus - Sarah manipulating him is unhealthy for him and even since he started living in Hippogriffa, he's become more healthier, as she's been able to feel those emotions because she's a changeling. Sandbar - He points out Sarah's signs of having no true loving care for Ed, and how she gets him to do all of her deeds for her. Adding in how siblings who manipulate their siblings aren't what real family is. And **Family isn't always blood**, it's the **people** in your life who want you in theirs: the **ones** who accept you for who you are, the **ones** who would do anything to see you smile and who love you **no** matter what. Yona - She knows what sibling love really is, and Sarah clearly doesn't have or show it. Smolder - Being a younger sibling herself, she understands how older siblings can kinda be a bother, but at the same time it's still good family. And if Sarah is willing to force him to hurt his friends, then she's no sort of a good sibling at all. Gallus - Living in Hippogriffa is an obvious better choice than living in the Cul-de-Sac as it allows him to have more to do. Plus, he doesn't have Kevin to torment him. Gabby - She really enjoys playing chase with him and if he's gone, then she has no one to do it with. And it's not just the same for her with someone else to do it. Terramar - Being a younger sibling may not be all fun and games but it's a good relationship when your sibling really cares for you. But having a sibling like Sarah is not a fun thing at all. Silverstream - She was really hurt when almost shot her just because Sarah made him. As it hurt her feelings seeing one of her friends almost shoot her. As she really loves Ed as a sibling and was really glad to have met him. But if he's wiling to shoot her because his crazy sister told him to, then he clearly is no friend of her's. Finally as night rolls in, the younger cast decides to stay with Ed in his room for the night in case they may never see him again. As Ed sits on his balcony, Mrs. Calloway talks with him about the whole thing. Before pointing out one serious issue he'll have to deal with if he goes back to the Cul-de-Sac he'll have to still deal with the Kanker Sisters' sexual harassment. And if it's only him only it will be worse than all the rest he's ever had. As she whispers one thing they might do to him. Which scares Ed very much. Then in the dark of the night, Ed is suffering a serious nightmare evening him going back to the cul-de-sac but the rose thing is he's being chase by 10,000 Sarah's and Kankers as he's calling for his friends to help him but no one is gonna help him even Silverstream and Gabby won't come to his aid. But then towards the end, Red Sea and Luna come into his dream and talk with him and Ed does voice remorse for what he did, especially after seeing how much he hurt Silverstream in the end as he's never hurt any of his friends that way before. As Red Sea reminds Ed why he chose to take him under his wing in the first place. In which says he now has a decision to share with Novo. The next morning, everyone is present in the throne room to see Ed's choice, he decides.... to stay in Hippogriffa. Before he goes up to Silverstream to apologize for what he did and swears to never do it again, leaving Silverstream to hug Ed, nuzzling his cheek as Gabby dog piles him and Silverstream. Before asking to chase her, as she imitates a chicken, with Ed happily chasing her laughing with glee as Silverstream playing flies after Ed. With Mrs. Calloway voicing being proud of Ed making the right choice. And what about Sarah, in a post credits scene, it's revealed Sarah is not only grounded but she was given a profound spanking for her actions as evident of her wearing an ice pack on her butt. Where she is sitting on her bed sitting angrily blaming Ed for the whole thing before saying she is gonna kill him when she gets the chance.

### Personality

Ed, in many ways, is the "entertainer" or "joy bringer" of the cul-de-sac, if you will. While he will do next to anything for a jawbreaker (Although we see in "Don't Rain on My Ed" that he will choose chickens over jawbreakers) just like Edd and Eddy, he has several other obsessions, most of which he takes to unhealthy levels. These other obsessions include:

* **Buttered Toast**, which he will say out of nowhere frequently, and eats almost as frequently. In "Run Ed Run" for example, Sarah uses buttered toast dipped in egg yolk to convince Ed (who, for some reason, was the bus monitor) to let her and Jimmy have the front seats.
* **Gravy**, is another of his obsessions, taken to an even unhealthier level than his obsession with buttered toast. In Season 5, "All Eds Are Off", he even looks through a catalog for purchasing gravy. Also in that episode, he carries numerous containers full of gravy, and a box to make instant gravy with – which he spills into the swimming pool the kids were in. He also has been seen to have a bathtub full of gravy.
* **Chickens** are another of his obsessions, which go above and beyond his obsession for jawbreakers even, although it could be said that gravy and buttered toast do the same. He has dived into a herd of chickens before, instead of going for jawbreakers, as one would expect out of the three main characters.
* **Monster Movies and Comics** are his main obsession, though, and he even blends them into reality. His obsession for them has gone so far as terrorizing the Cul-De-Sac, truly believing himself to be a monster, in the episode "The Day the Ed Stood Still" and making a disturbing lair out of another obsession – Chunky Puffs!
* **Chunky Puffs**, being the next of Ed's numerous obsessions, have fed his Monster Movie/Comic Obsession to a disturbing point, going so far as being part of his lair that he builds as Edzilla in "The Day the Ed Stood Still" to literally glue his victims in place. And the worst of this is that he eats the whole box in numerous occasions, and as Edzilla it wasn't just Chunky Puffs – it was Chunky Puffs that he had chewed up already! He was definitely a 'cereal' killer for the other kids, they probably won't ever want it again!

Going off of the obsessions for Monster Movies and Comics, his movies and comic series include- "Liver and Onions", "Space Clam" and "It Came From France", as movies, and the series "Ooze Action", "Slug-U-la ", "No Body Man", "Evil Tim", "Zorba", "Brain Eater" and "Marlene of the Deep" are just some of them.

Along with his obsessions, Ed also has a few fears of his own, some understandable, some... not so understandable. And these fears actually go so far as to be life-controlling phobias! He is afraid of and will attack, wigs, as seen in "X Marks the Ed", and we see in "My Fair Ed" that he's scared of broccoli (although so is Eddy), and at the mere mention of soap and deodorant he is reduced to fleeing in terror. But these fears are nothing compared to his utter horror at the Kanker Sisters, the most understandable phobia that anyone could ever have. He also is evidently afraid of getting into big trouble and his parents, seen by his quoting of "Sarah will tell mom and mom will tell dad and dad will just sit there and watch TV!" in his terror during "Cool Hand Ed", and in "Honor Thy Ed", when Edd says he heard a shriek of terror, Ed says, simply, "Dad's home." (But after being given a choice to leave this life of neglection and have a better one where he doesn't get in trouble Ed lost this fear)

Ed's personality though, despite his seemingly rough life at home, and bizarre obsessions, is one of an unyielding friendly force, determined to keep everyone around him happy – so long as they respect that he likes his collections of lucky, decaying fish bones and rotting cheese, that is. He is a very loyal person, doing almost anything for his friends and family, no matter how much they abuse him or misuse his obedience, and he's always ready to please.

Overall, Ed is the least intelligent member of the Eds.

However, despite being the least intelligent, Ed does have some of his moments where he can be smart in his own way. Such examples happen in " " , " " , " ", then in "*The Plot of Darkness*", during the massive shootout with Neighsay's Garrison, Ed noticed Savage was getting overwhelmed by the blaster fire, before taking note of the E-Web still unmanned, Ed quickly detached the cannon from its stand and used to to provide cover fire. Shooting out 3/4 of the Garrison.

## Physical Appearance

Ed is tall, has yellow skin, a light blue colored tongue, horse teeth, ginger hair in a buzz cut (making it appear black), a black unibrow, and turquoise eyes (as seen in *"The Luck of the Ed"*).

He is usually seen wearing baggy purple/blue pants, large black shoes, and a red and white striped T-shirt. He also wears a dark olive green jacket with brown lining on the inside and with white sleeve stripes on the outside. He always wears it no matter the climate. His jacket is often filled with rotting produce and/or old candy.

In general, Ed's appearance matches his personality, though he is portrayed to have clever ideas in some episodes.

And after being giving Blaster pistols from the Planet Trains, Ed gained a black utility belt with thigh holsters for his Blaster pistols and has 5 pouches on the back for more ammo. Then after obtaining his own Lightsaber, a clip was installed on his belt so he could carry it with ease.

## Main Weaponry

* PWT-64 Super Heavy Blaster Pistols
* Green Core White Lightsaber
* Green Dual-Bladed Saberstaff

## Skills and Abilities

**Superhuman Strength:** As the strongest member of the Eds, Ed has tremendous strength and lift anything even houses. Which has come into play as he uses 2 Blaster pistols that is recommended to be used by someone strong as they have a powerful recoil. He is also capable of holding an E-Web heavy repeater cannon like a handheld minigun and firing it at a garrison of Nightmare Troopers.

**Superhuman Speed:**: Ed has a high level speed even when he runs in

**Marksmanship:** Ed is one of the best marksman of the Eds as he can dual-wield his super heavy Blaster blasters with high accuracy and crack shots.

**Force Skills:**

**Lightsaber Combat:** Like Eddy and Edd, Ed never got in touch with wielding a Lightsaber until Red Seas arrived at the Cul-de-Sac where he and his team live. Then he is skills improved greatly when The Blue Ruby and The Black Pearl had revealed a map to a secret location where some treasures of the First Alicorns of Equestria was kept, aswell as their Lightsabers, as King Camos' called out to Ed. Then when the villains came, Ed ignited the Lightsaber and displayed outstanding Lightsaber combat. Then when Eddy began training in the Jedi temple under the eye of Queen Novo, Ed favored to use **Form IV: Ataru, Form I: Shi-Cho  and Form V: Djem So/Shien**as his main combat forms. Which he used efficiently. And was able to hold his ground against Bradey O'Diesel.