Charles Peter White

**Charles Peter White** (Chinese name unknown; born September 6th, 2022), originally known as **Peter Cage White**, is the son of James Cage White. He was born from James' ex-wife while they were still married. Although James did genuinely love and care for his son he really wasn't the best father and didn't do much to provide for his own family, which left his wife doing most of the work at home. James considered Charles Peter to be an extension of his "legacy" online, often promising to teach him English in hopes that he will be just as "popular" as he is on social media. Of course, this would be a fate worse than death for anybody, but luckily Charles Peter will be spared from it after James lost custody of him.

His current status is entirely unknown due to the fact that James lost custody of him after being divorced. In no unclear terms, James said he will "never see him again", so it's fair to say we won't be counting on seeing Charles Peter return on his Twitter. While it is a relief to know Charles Peter is probably in much better hands, James' divorce and subsequent lost of his only child continues to be one of the more somber aspect of his life. Of course, he only has himself to blame, and even he can see this.

## History

### Birth

Charles Peter was born to James and his wife some time around September 6th 2022. The exact date of birth isn't known but this is the earliest date James confirmed he had been born. James was clearly ecstatic to have a son to call his own, as less than a year earlier he considered himself a virgin for life and untouchable by women. And now, with just a simple marriage contract later, James had made some good progress and was overjoyed to become a family man.

The days leading up to his birth were anything but peaceful for the family. James squabbled with his wife and father-in-law for weeks on who had the rights to name the child, with both parties threatening to divorce and the pregnant wife even threatening to commit suicide at one point. James eventually lost this battle, surrendering to his father-in-law and forfeiting naming rights, as he knew if they divorced then the baby would grow up without a father. Remember that "Charles Peter White" is just his English name that James came up with, much like how he created his own English name to use on social media for his western audience to easily call him by. The baby's government name has never been shared by James for privacy reasons, but many trolls jokingly call him "Father-in-law Jr".

James announced on September 5th, 2022 that he would be creating Charles Peter's English name, but back then it was just "Peter Cage White". People quickly became concerned, knowing that James derived his own English name from pop culture references (e.g. James Bond and Nicolas Cage) many feared the worst and assumed "Peter" came from Peter Griffin of the popular TV show Family Guy. James clarified that it was inspired by Peter the Great, the famous Tsar of Russia.

### First Pictures and James' Breast Milk Obsession

After Charles Peter's birth, James continued to regularly post updates as he and his wife took care of the baby. He would show himself changing his diaper and feeding him milk, but it's doubtful James ever performed these responsibilities for the baby on a normal basis. He posted an image of himself "practicing" to hold the baby, heavily implying that he was not authorized to hold his son at the time. He made sure to never include the baby's face in any images, as James realized it wasn't smart to be sharing pictures of his newborn baby to all his haters and trolls. A rare good idea from James, although he soon just began posting images of the baby from far away and with his face obscured. The images he uploaded of Charles Peter showed him sleeping in very strange positions on a bed all by himself, looking very limp and lifeless. In many of these pictures, the baby was not even laying on its back and had absolutely no head support, two factors that are known to greatly contribute to sudden infant death syndrome.

It was at this time James developed his own bizarre obsession with his wife's breast milk. When taking care of a newborn baby there should be plenty of milk around the house to nurture it, but James appeared to want almost all of it just for himself. James often took pride in drinking the "leftover" milk that Charles Peter could not drink, and even appeared distressed when Charles Peter is able to drink all of the milk, accusing him of not "sharing it". His excuse is that it would be "wasteful" to discard milk if it was not consumed by the baby, so he gladly drinks all of it for himself, at times bragging about being "authorized" by his wife to do so.

### "Peter Peed on Bed Again"

Starting in October, James began to increasingly use the phrase "I am a good father", while also having the gall to call his own son "lazy" when he himself is unemployed. James is still being regularly woken up by Charles Peter crying in the middle of the night. He had a livestream where he sat next to Charles Peter as he wiggled around in a blanket while he ate food and watched TV.

Months later, James would begin calling him "Charles", named after the current British monarch. He revealed in a vlog that his wife did not like the name "Peter" because she watches a television show with a villain named Peter. James then decided to call him "Charles" while around the wife, but when she wasn't near he would simply call him "Charles Peter" almost like a compounded first name. Of course, the acronym of these two names is highly unfortunate, as "CP" also stands for highly illegal pornographic material that probably should not be mentioned by name on this wiki. Most fans now refer to Charles Peter as CP for simplicity's sake and as a joke, although James himself has never said it.

### Post-Divorce

After the divorce, updates on Charles Peter have come to a complete halt. This is because James' ex-wife did not at all end the marriage on pleasant terms and probably forbade him from ever visiting his son ever again. Despite losing all custody, James still occasionally tweets about Charles Peter, often hoping the best for his future despite the fact that he will never meet his father again. Although maybe that's for the better, after all, you try to imagine how you would react if you discovered your biological father was an unemployed manchild who sits around and masturbates all day. Worst of all, there is a non-zero chance that a grown up Charles Peter will browse social media one day and stumble upon James' twitter account, just to be horrified as it slowly dawns upon him who "CP" is in all those pictures.

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1567126278519803904
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1567712900130959363
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1621415002459746304
4. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1625795317647171586
5. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1567126278519803904
6. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1566563029939920898
7. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1566443552204156928
8. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1566689686294171648
9. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1566690836611358720
10. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1568817146272313344
11. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1567233011661549570
12. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1575043839928127488
13. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1567014399688458242
14. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1567490324028862464
15. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1571101725171535873
16. ↑ https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/sleep/Pages/a-parents-guide-to-safe-sleep.aspx
17. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1567089865170513925
18. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1568816153086279680
19. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1576184730793353216
20. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1585130338233520128
21. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1586914122481905664
22. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1582427141337063424
23. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1585992696568479744
24. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1591740103495647233
25. ↑ https://youtu.be/dpUhMkDVNnU?t=1557
26. ↑ https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/1592016545026543617