Seasons

## Calzone Seasons

Calzone 2 server logo (Season 8 - Present)

## Past Logos

Calzone 2 server logo (Season 6 - 7)

Calzone 2 (unlike Calzone [1]) is formatted into seasons of varying length. The shortest is currently Season Mecha-One, only lasting 16 days, while the longest is Season 2, which ran for 202 days.

There are currently 17 seasons available in Calzone 2, which is now in its 18th season. Calzone [1] is often referred to as "Season 0," which led critics to accuse the studio of retconning.

*MURG NOTE: Seasons appear to be defined by their meta, so I am logging the dominant meta in each one. WIP.*

## Season 6 (Attack of the Clones)

Tentatively the beginning of the **N-word pass//Angry God Obama**.

## Season 8 (Game of Domes)

Characterized by the refinement of dome culture. The movement was derived from the **dome metajoke**, where one is asked if they would prefer to "work from home or work from dome," the humor[sic] stemming from the uncertainty surrounding what working from dome would imply. It is essential to note that while all domers are doomers by definition, not all doomers are domers.

**Shoehorn** was in full force.

## Season 9 (Egg Summer)

That time when Rosco was going to become Egg Fu by preparing every egg meal under the sun but cracked under pressure. Despite this, Rosco received a decoration for his efforts. The "Egg" meta was derived from Eggg and their constant blast food porn on Twitter. Not be confused with this.

## Season X (Joker's Delight)

Corrupt politicians. Media lies. Women's rights. These days you can't help but feel society is breaking down. I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a trick. It's up to us to settle the score. Don the clownface, release your inner juggalo and introduce a little anarchy. Season X was a reminder that there's a little madness in all of us.

## Season Mecha-II (Monkey Business)

Enter **funny monkey**. No metajoke before or since has had the server going this apeshit. Samud. Pan-kun. Mop. The world will never be the same. Season Mecha-II is over, but monkey is here to stay.

## Season Mecha-III (Weihan's Revenge)

Do you worry about the coronavirus? Try taking your Red Communist (or Republican) tinted glasses off first, because **ThisIsChinaR**. From the moment COVID-19 began, Calzone has been swamped by Mumbai Material. The virus itself isn't a metajoke, rather the increasingly frequent diagnosis that **People Are Stupid**.

## Season Mecha-IV (6-Foot Radius)

Much like the reviled cockroach, the inhabitants of Calzone are nearly impossible to kill. The universe insists on dragging out the death of humanity into an excruciating crawl, but The Guys just close the blinds and keep on gaming. The server reported only one casualty of the virus: the much-beleaguered government. She lives forever in our hearts and chat logs.

## Season Mecha-V (SCAR WARS)

An ancient feud between powerful factions threatens the balance of power in the Calzone. Who will be victorious? Who will retreat with their ☐☐☐☐ between their legs? Only time will tell.

## Season Mecha-VI (MMOnkey Business)

Phantasy Star Online 2 (also known as "CIA Male Vitality Suppressant #4") drips insidiously into Calzone 2's water supply. The fountains are overflowing with viscous gaming fluid, and The Guys can't resist having just... one... sip. The Monkey watches from afar, marveling at the shapes upon the screen.

## Season Mecha-VII (First Impact)

What is time? Is our perception of time truly accurate? Should our clocks be spherical rather than circular? These are questions man and monkey have tried to answer, only to drive themselves insane with pleasure and fury. The server may appear stuck in a time cube of sorts. Lore is scarce, love even more so. But the future is always in flux, and the fate of Calzone 2 can still be altered. One simply has to push the right buttons.

## Metajokes with uncertain timeframe

* Soy
* That's Right
* Breadpill//Enter the Matrix
* Apocalypse world
* The Master
* Mumbai

## What is a metajoke?

In order to be a metajoke, an in-joke must satisfy these criteria:

* **Has connotations unique to Calzone**
* Broadly applicable
* Not overly dependent on context ( is a topic of discussion )
* **At least** a few days of frequent usage