Jolly Deadmen

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> Major Lambert, after another successful operation.

Activated on 7 February as the 18th cell of the Special Operations Executive, the Jolly Deadmen are one among a classified number of special ops units employed by the European Federation.

The JDM are seen as something of a washout group for the SOE, with a constantly changing roster as members are added, go missing, die, or are released from service.

## Currently Active Members

* Bob "Master Maple" MacKenzie - Canadian. Guerilla warfare expert and very Canadian.

* Cpl. Gunther "Sloth" Gehring - Absent-minded German machine gunner.

* Jeanne-Amandine "Punished" Le Penn - Insane French woman. Formerly a pilot and before that a functioning member of high French society with a bright future ahead of her. Now a member of the JDM.

* Matti Heikkinen - Finnish meme. Joined after Operation Fear Of The Dark. Handles anti-tank and stabbing duty.

* Sgt. Nieve "Rayas" Liuche - Italian. Spooky medic girl originally from Pandora's Nazgûl regiment, assigned to the unit by Commander Hastings after Operation Risk, Relief, And Victory. Officially transferred to the SOE after Operation Uprising.

* PFC. Sheng "Paladin" Wu-Er - A wayward, bulletproof Chinaman. Also known as "The Rock" for his toughness and inability to climb or swim.

* Lt. Tora Foster - Nationality unknown. Urban combat expert. Competent but high-strung. Joined after Operation Fear Of The Dark.

## Former Members

* Cpl. Cecilio "Heron" de Lima - Portuguese. Drone operator. Joined before Operation Blind And Frozen. Medically discharged after taking a Manspider barb through the gut during Operation A Twist In The Myth.

* Cpt. Daniel "Skull" Piper - English. Heavy weapons guy only known for wearing his carapace armor all the time. Disappeared after Operation Uprising.

* Eddy Wójcik - Polish sapper. Eaten alive by feral elves during Operation A Twist In The Myth.

* Lt. Ivan Vitaliy - Ukrainian medictank. Kostyantyn's ~~low-effort copy-paste character~~ cousin from the same village. Disappeared after Operation Shadows.

* Cpt. Jacob "Grizzly" Morgan - English and the closest thing the JDM ever had to a leader. KIA during Operation Fear Of The Dark.

* Cpt. Johannes "Inquisitor" Valern - Inexplicably American, as well some kind of cultist, apparently. Disappeared after Operation Sabotage, possibly to go fuck an octopus.

* Lt. Kostyantyn Vitaliy - Ukrainian grenadier known only for hating Russians and nothing else. KIA during Operation Risk, Relief, and Victory.

* Latem "Daze" Yvaeh - Spaniard. Cursed with constant weapon jams. Joined for Operation Uprising. Disappeared after Operation Uprising.

* Cpl. Otto "Beekeeper" Schäfer - German. Disappeared after Operation Killing In The Name Of.

* Cpl. Ralph "Freedom" Brogen - Actually possibly retarded Scotsman. Crippled beyond use to the SOE after Operation Killing In The Name Of.

* Cpt. Robert "Reaper" Wallace - Scottish sniper.

* Cpt. Roger "Frogger" Vannier - Very fast scout running at incredibly hihg speeds throwing WP grenades. Extremely French. Disappeared after Operation Fear Of The Dark.
* Cpl. Theo "Marte" Stevens - Dutch field medic. MIA since forever.