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If Things Were People Wiki

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Soda

“Hi, I’m Soda.”

Affiliation
Every Drink

Occupation
Soda

Biographical information

Marital status
Single

Physical description

Species
Soda

Gender
Male

Eye color
Gray

Appearances

Portrayed by
Frank James

Appears in
If Drinks Were People

Debut
If Drinks Were People

Soda is one of the drinks from If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Soda on it. His name is black with a reddish-orange shade/shadow.

## Personality

He can act a little weird/awkward. He can also sometimes talk about himself or greet himself and say obvious things people know about. He also said fun facts about himself.
Hot Sauce

Hot Sauce was one of the condiments in the best condiment on french fries award.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a red shirt with his name on it. The tag on his shirt says Hot Sauce.

## Personality

We don’t really know what his personality is because he never did really anything or been seen this much but he could possibly not bully others and he does talk a little bit.
Frank James

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## Frank James

### Appears in

Real Life, YouTube

Frank James is a Male American YouTuber.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard, white skin and various different color of shirts or T shirts.

## Series Created

* If Things Were People
* If Aliens Abducted…

## Trivia

* His favorite color is orange.
* He has a son.
* He is married.
May

This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is May. For the condiment, go to Mayo.

### Relatives

January, February, March, April, June, July, August, September, October, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

May is the fifth month of the year and has 31 days.

## Appearance

May has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt like every month. His shirt has his name May on it but not shortened due to his name only being three letters long.

## Personality

May is usually nice to other months and says his phrase “April showers bring May flowers”. April won’t like May but May will like other months.

## Trivia

* He is the only month who's name only has three letters. Thus the only month’s name to not be shortened.
Astrophysicist

Astrophysicist or The Astrophysicist or Dr. Dongleberry is a human character that appeared in If Planets Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and wears a white lab shirt/jacket. He also wears a black shirt underneath and also wears glasses.

## Personality

He is usually nice and doesn’t bully anyone or the planets. He is really smart as he learns about space. He told Pluto that he wasn’t a planet and gave him a group to be in which was the Dwarf Planets.

## Trivia

* He is the only human in the eighth episode.
Valentine’s Day

A Holiday that’s on February 14th.

Valentine’s Day is a holiday that are celebrated on February 14th.

## Appearance

She has brown hair, and a red and white squared striped button shirt underneath. She also wears a red shirt.

## Personality

She loves valentines and loves things alot. She is never rude and is usually always nice. She thinks people will never die if they have eternal love. She doesn’t seem to like Halloween. She usually has a joyful additude similar to Christmas.

## Trivia

* It could be possible that her husband could’ve been Saint Patrick’s Day but they could’ve been divorced or something else.
Soy Sauce

Soy Sauce is one of the condiments in the best condiment on french fries award.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a black T shirt. On his shirt is his name Soy Sauce on it.

## Personality

He doesn’t bully other condiments but he doesn’t like Mayo because he said he was salty for not winning a award and for Mayo saying he won the award 3 times, he said that nobody cares when he said that. Soy Sauce and Wasabi seem to be friends.
Winter

Winter is the fourth and last season of the year.

## Appearance

She has brown messy hair, and a white shirt. On her shirt is her name Winter on it. She also wears glasses and wears a gray leopard sweater/blanket.

## Personality

Winter is usually depressed. She doesn’t bully other seasons but her only comforts are darkness, death and sugar. She talks about death alot and turns happy thoughts into death.

## Trivia

* Winter and Holiday are dating due to Holiday being in Christmas songs and Christmas being in December which is in Winter.
List of Deaths

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## List

List of Deaths

## Characters who died

Ultraviolet (Got Sprayed with UV protection)Pager (Ran out of battery)
## Trivia

* It is unknown if Pager got his battery back or if he revived. The ending of the episode did not show him being alive again. Leaving his fate unknown.
Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

The Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit, formely Aldenholme Circuit, was a course temporarily erected for the duration of each season during the original NOIBR seasons. This course would no longer be rebuilt as of the 1958 season, only being used for 10 years. However, the mountain the course was built around still stands, and is a historical landmark.
50s

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
This character has mature content that may not be intended for minors or it may be offensive.

**Note**: 50s is seen smoking out of a pipe
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## Appearances

### Debut

If Decades Were People

50s is one of the decades from If Decades Were People.

## Appearance

He has fancy brown hair, a beard and a white button T-shirt. He wears a black and orange/brown and orange tie, a navy blue shirt/robe on top of his white shirt with his name 50s on it. He is also seen with a smoke pipe/tube in his mouth.

## Personality

He seems to hate fun and usually is mean or grumpy. He is shown to like work and is confirmed to own a town, it’s unclear what the town’s name is and where it’s located. Yet it’s also unclear where he works.
List of First/Leaders

This is a list of first characters or leader characters. They are common due to them being the most well known things/objects. They are usually bossy or rude.

## First/Leaders (Episodes)

JanuaryMondayRedSpringPhone (Possibly)MayoWaterEarthHistoryNew Years Day1920s (Not Rude)MysteryDeskA
## Trivia

* Spring is the only female first/leader character. (For Now…)
The Mind

The article’s content is not canon to the main series If Things Were People. or If Aliens Abducted…

## The Mind

“You’re no good, yeah you’re a disappointment and everyone hates you”

### Relatives

Frank James (Character) (He is inside of his head)

## Appearances

### Debut

When your brain wakes you up at 3AM

The Mind is one of the two things/objects that appeared in a Frank James short.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a black shirt. On his shirt is his name The Mind on it.

## Personality

The Mind is a mean thing/object, as he said Frank James was a disappointment and that everyone hates him. The Mind even believes it’s true. He is rude to his owner and likes to wake him while he’s sleeping.
January

A Month with 31 Days.

### Relatives

February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

January is the first month of the year that has 31 days.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt like every other month. On his shirt is his name January but shortened to Jan.

## Personality

January is usually bossy or rude, he can be bossing others around and acts like a leader to his friends. He can also be rude at some times.
Autumn

Autumn is the third season of the year.

## Appearance

She has brown messy hair, and a white shirt. On her shirt is her name Autumn. She also wears a dark blue sweater/blanket.

## Personality

She is usually calm but can be mean to others when they are mean to her. She doesn’t commonly bully others seasons. She loves to jump in piles of leaves.

## Trivia

* Autumn and Her boyfriend are dating because her boyfriend might be halloween or spooky season and that’s usually in October which is in autumn/fall.
Necromancy

Necromancy is the manipulation of all dead and decayed materials - even ethereal in nature. Necromancy is an extremely taboo mancy, and is banned in almost all places, usually punished by death or exile. Their most signature move is the conjuration of skeleton parts, although it is not the only thing they are limited to.

## **Example Spells**

* **Alteration:** The fundamental cast of a Necromancer. Expired material is manipulated as the Necromancer desires, able to utilize remains of bone and wood, or other alternatives a Necromancer can muster.

* **Minion:** The minion is a skeletal creature, sculpted by the necromancer' relationship to undeath. Necromancers control these structures through a myriad of methods, where minions may be prior remains, hand-tailored to befit the necromancers design, or an outright amalgamation of bones.
* **Ligaments:** Ligaments is an odd spell to most mancers, commonly the use of many miscellaneous and minor bone fragments to fabricate a scaled variant of the human anatomy. This is a methodical process to achieve, and incapable of performing in haste.
* **Necrosis:** The necromancer uses their magic to begin forcing any live being to begin slowly rotting. It is a spell known mostly to **expert** necromancers, and is extremely dangerous on both ends, as it requires physical contact between the mage’s hands and the body part to be rotted to work. Also, if the spell is interrupted during casting, the effects will not be permanent.
Detective

The article’s content is not canon to the main series If Things Were People. or If Aliens Abducted…

## Appearances

### Appears in

Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

### Debut

Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

Detective is inside of Frank and operates everything of Frank.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. He also has a red and black striped tie and also wears a somewhat golden or sliver necklace.

## Personality

He is extremely rude to Short Term Memory because he forgets too much and doesn’t remember things correct. He can be mean but it’s unclear if there are other things/objects in Frank’s Mind.
Fridge

Fridge is a device that is a smart fridge and has food inside.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name Fridge on it. He also wears a white blanket/robe/jacket.

## Personality

He is usually nice and likes food, he thinks people will ask how cold their food is. He doesn’t really bully other devices.
Decaf

Decaf is one of the drinks from If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name Decaf on it. He also wears glasses.

## Personality

He can get sleepy sometimes and may not get enough sleep. He can also get weird by saying people need him. He doesn’t really talk or do much.
Green

Green is a secondary color of the rainbow.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a dark green shirt. On his shirt he wears a green tie. He also wears gold glasses. Implying he might be greedy or have interest with money.

## Personality

He acts businessy and greedy at money and companies, he complained the pride flag still won’t pay them and usually talks about business. He holds a few pieces of paper and pens. He is part of the Color Association.

## Trivia

* Green might talk about businesses due to him being the color of money and sometimes the dollar sign “$”.
Saturday

This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Saturday. For the planet, go to Saturn.

## Saturday

### Relatives

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday

## Appearances

### Debut

If Days Were People

Saturday is the sixth day of the week.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Saturday on it but shortened to Sat.

## Personality

Saturday is usually nice, he thought of the party idea for Monday. He doesn’t be rude to other days and wants to make the party fun.

## Trivia

* Saturday’s name almost has the word Saturn in it. just only missing the n.
00s

### Date of birth

Unknown, possibly 00s (though the year 0000 never happened and that we used B.C. and A.D.)

## Appearances

### Debut

If Decades Were People

00s is a decade.

## Appearance

They have blonde hair with a little bit of black hair on the bottom, a beard (possibly) and a pink/peach shirt. They also have a white shirt underneath and a purple shirt underneath the white shirt.

## Personality

They like clubs and think the old one was bad. They don’t seem to like poor people and can be rude and mean sometimes.
The 1949 NOIBR Season

The 1949 NOIBR Season was the second season. A second track in Aldenholme, Aldenholme Boatway, was introduced and events upped to 8 within the months of January and February, evenly split between Aldenholme Boatway and theAldenholme Ice Flats Circuit.

## Racers

Oliver Reynolds, in the blue boat

Mason Donovan, in the red boat

Ethan Mitchell, in the green boat

Liam Anderson, in the yellow boat

Alexander Foster, in the purple boat.

Benjamin Parker, in the orange boat
ISB's Inferno

The alleged illustration of the entrance of the ISB Inferno

## Story of Creation

Long ago before time immemorial, Irvine had "ops". He became frustrated with his "ops", and decided to build a huge labyrinth to seal and imprison his "ops" forever, never to be seen again. This labyrinth had 7 layers, each layer more torturous then the last. Irvine made sure that anybody that dared to step foot into his inferno would never come back out again.

## Description

ISB's inferno is a hellish landscape that has 7 layers which would later be adopted new names.

* Limbo; 7/8 math
* Lust; AGS 1
* Gluttony; AGS 2
* Greed; AGS 3
* Anger; Pre Calculus
* Heresy; Calculus
* Violence; IB Math

Some students even claim that they can hear the condemned souls terrifying howls and screams of helplessness from down below.

Math Teachers are known to be the main guards of the layers, however these math teachers have proven to be the strongest of them all, as they have greater lifespans that can reach up to 20 years. These Math Teachers are very powerful, and under no circumstances should be interacted with.

*"Once you fall in, the only escape is death." - Jhon Beaverton, Circa 10,000 B.C.*

## Punishments

Anonymous sources suggest that Randy's wrath was used as a punishment to kids who did not do well on their tests, however this cannot be confirmed.
80s

80s is a decade that likes to drink alot and work and is from If Decades Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a maroon button T-shirt. He wears a orange and black tie on his shirt and wears glasses. On his shirt is his name 80s on it.

## Personality

80s likes to drink hooch or any other hard drinks alot. He doesn’t seem to like 1920s when he said the hooch was made from the bathtub. He is also usually mean and has a job, his job is unknown if he does have one.
Jethro

The article’s content is not canon to the main series If Things Were People. or If Aliens Abducted…

## Appearances

### Appears in

Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

### Debut

Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

Jethro is a character that appeared in a Frank James short.

## Appearance

Jethro has a beard, blue dyed hair and a yellow shirt. He also wears a dark blue navy shirt under. Similar to Frank James’ clothes.

## Personality

He is a nice person and doesn’t bully anyone. He possibly might be friends with Frank James but got confused when Frank couldn’t remember his name. But he was called Cooper. He didn’t get mad when he got called that but walked away, possibly being weirded out or confused.

## Trivia

* He is the only non-canon character to have dyed hair, which is blue.
Milk

“What about the children?!”

Milk is one of the drinks in If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name Milk on it.

## Personality

He is a nice drink and doesn’t bully others. He cares about people and their health and cares about the children. He wants everyone to be healthy. But he can feel a little left out because Water said nobody drinks milk at a party.
Cough Syrup

Cough Syrup (aka Coughee) is one of the two medicines from If Drinks Were People. He is also a antagonist.

## Appearance

He has green hair with a little bit a black hair, a beard and a fake mustache. He also wears a brown squared striped cap. He wears a white shirt and on his shirt is his disguise name Coughee.

## Personality

Not much is known about him but he teams up with Liquid Antacid to disguise as drinks so they can enter the party. He is rude to all the other drinks. He doesn’t seem to like Coffee due to him being his disguise Coughee.

## Trivia

* It’s unknown what his normal form looks like
Short Term Memory

The article’s content is not canon to the main series If Things Were People. or If Aliens Abducted…

## Appearances

### Appears in

Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

### Debut

Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

Short Term Memory is a thing/object that resides in Frank.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, and a beard. He wears a orange hoodie, on his hoodie is his nametag with Short Term Memory on it. His nametag’s name color is blue.

## Personality

He can’t remember stuff well because he is well.. short term memory. He is inside Frank and makes him forget stuff. When he does remember stuff, it’s usually something wrong or mixed up with another thing.

## Trivia

* He is the only non-canon object/thing to have a blue name on their nametag. This doesn’t apply if you include 9 aka -9, which he has a red name on his nametag.
* He is the second non-canon thing/object character to appear in a Frank James short.
September

A Month with 30 days.

### Relatives

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

September is the ninth month of the year and has 30 days.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt has his name September but shortened to Sep. He also wears glasses.

## Personality

He is usually the nerd month due to how smart he can be but he is also the intelligent month out of all 12. He will always try and correct other months,

## Trivia

* Him being a nerd may be due September being the month when school starts.
Study Hall

Study Hall is one of the school subjects from If School Subjects Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Study Hall on it. He also wears a red, blue and white squared striped shirt.

## Personality

Not much is known about him since he didn’t appear much but he is sometimes nice and doesn’t bully others. He can sometimes feel left out or useless since people don’t do work on him.
List of Non-Canon Characters

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This is a list of Non-Canon Characters. They don’t appear in the main series of If Things Were People. Though the Aliens get an exception because they made a cameo in an episode before but still appear on this page because it’s unclear if it’s canon or not.

## Shorts

### Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

Frank JamesShort Term MemoryDetectiveJethroCooper
Frank James (Channel)

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## Frank James

✨ 1 to 3 NEW videos every week to entertain you and make your day a little better.

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

Frank James is the main channel that has 1.22M subscribers and 855 videos. His channel was created in January 1st 2017. His channel status is active. His channel style is Comedy and Educational.

## Series

* **If Things Were People**
* **If Aliens Abducted…** (Non-Canon but the aliens did appear in If the 50 States Were People, so it could be considered semi-canon.)

## Gallery

His Profile PictureHis Channel BackgroundHis If Things Were People Playlist
## Extras

* His Front Page/Home Area (His Home Area)
* His Videos (All His Videos)
* His YouTube Shorts (His YouTube Shorts)
* His Live Streams (His Live Streams, there is one live stream.)
* All of His Playlist (All His Playlists)
* His Community Post/Tab Area (His Community Tab)
* His Store/Merch Area (His Store/Merch)
* If Things Were People Playlist (His If Things Were People Playlist)
* If Aliens Abducted… (His If Aliens Abducted… Playlist)

## Channels

* **Frank James**
* Frank James 2

## Trivia

* He has a son.
* His favorite color is orange.
* He voices every character in his series.
* He did make two youtube shorts that did have things or objects in them like The Mind and Short Term Memory Lost but those two things/objects are non-canon because they aren’t in the If Things Are People Series and Playlist and in the timeline.
* He is married.
70s

70s is a decade that appeared in If Decades Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a light blue button shirt with his name on it. He is sometimes/seen with a somewhat black mask on the side of his face near his ears.

## Personality

He is usually nice and doesn’t bully others. He likes to have fun and likes dancing. It can be assumed he also likes parties and doesn’t like party-poopers.
P.E.

> **”Sports Fans!” - P.E.**
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P.E. (aka Physical Education for the full name) is a school subject from If School Subjects Were People and is a subject where you exercise.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name P.E. but shortened to P.E. because his full name is Physical Education. He also wears sunglasses and a blue headband/bandanna.

## Personality

He likes sports and exercising. He doesn’t bully anyone and is usually nice. He can be somewhat a gym teacher or coach.
2020s

* Normal
* Unmasked

2020s is the biggest decade seen in the episode and the current decade as of today. It is a decade of Covid-19.

## Appearance

He has brown messy hair, a beard underneath the mask and a orange shirt with his name 2020s on it. He is also seen wearing a face mask.

## Personality

He is usually nice but sick. He tries to clean everything and thinks everyone should be on Zoom or else they will be sick. He is usually seen using disinfectant spray and uses it on his groceries. Of course, no decade would want to be near him.

## Gallery

2020s with his mask on.2020s without his mask.
## Trivia

* His mom might be 2010s due to Covid happening in 2019 which she could have a sickness just like 2020s.
* He is the only 2000 decade in the episode, Along with 1920s who is the only 1900s and 1000s decade in the episode.
* He is the biggest decade in the episode.
Frank James (Character)

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## Frank James (Character)

* When your brain wakes you up at 3AM
* Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

### Relatives

The Mind (He lives inside of Frank)Short Term Memory (Also in Frank)

## Appearances

### Appears in

When your brain wakes you up at 3AM (ITWP Non-Canon)Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them (ITWP Non-Canon)

Frank James is a character that appeared in every short. But mainly the two shorts that include things/objects.

## Appearance

### When your brain wakes you up at 3AM

He has brown hair, a beard and a black shirt.

### Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

He has brown hair, a beard and a dark blue/navy blue shirt.

## Personality

### When your brain wakes you up at 3AM

He is nice and he doesn’t make fun of others. The Mind bullies him alot and calls him names. He just wants to sleep while The Mind tortures him.

### Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

He usually forgets people’s names and other stuff because of Short Term Memory and usually can’t remember stuff.
White

White is the presence of all colors in the rainbow.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt.

## Personality

He is also kind as Black but can be a little rude sometimes when he called the colors losers. He is usually nice and doesn’t commonly bully or make fun of colors. He is part of the Color Association.
90s

90s is a decade that appeared in If Decades Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a light blue/cyan shirt underneath. He wears a red and black squared striped button shirt on top of the light blue shirt, a tan/beige shirt on top of the red squared striped button shirt and a white, gray, black and red squared striped button shirt on top with his name 90s on it.

## Personality

He is usually chill and does not talk that much often but usually doesn’t bully anyone. He seems to not like 80s and probably doesn’t have a job.
February

A Month with 28 Days, 29 on Leap Years

### Relatives

January, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

February is the second month of the year and has 28 days.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt like every other month. On his shirt he has his name February, but shortened to Feb.

## Personality

February is the nicest month because he was willing to give up his days to have 28 days. He is kind and doesn’t fight or bully other months or isn’t rude to anyone.

## Trivia

* He is the only month to not have 31 or 30 days but 28 days instead.
	+ Thus, he is the only month to get an extra day on every leap year/four years.
Coffee

Coffee is one of the drinks from If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name Coffee on it, he also wears orange glasses.

## Personality

He is usually nice and doesn’t bully others, he often complains sometimes. He did not like Coughee disguising as him. Meaning they don’t like each other.
Literature

Literature (aka “Lit” on his nametag) is one of the school subjects from If School Subjects Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and wears a gray business suit/shirt. He also wears a white shirt underneath and wears glasses. On his shirt is his name Literature on it but shortened to “Lit”. He is shown holding a book all the time or sometimes.

## Personality

He seems to like books and stories, he likes reading books and likes books. He usually is nice isn’t usually rude. He would usually speak literature and say a few poems.
Holiday

Holiday is not a actual season but is a reference to Holiday Season.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Holiday. He also wears glasses and wears a maroon beanie. He also wears a dark green and maroon scarf.

## Personality

He is the most happiest season of all. He likes to cheer people up with Christmas songs. He never bullies any season and usually likes making people proud and happy and singing songs. He has a Christmasy joy.

## Trivia

* He and Winter might be dating because he is the holiday season which is Christmas which Christmas is in December plus December being in the Winter time.
Steak Sauce

Steak Sauce is a sauce in If Condiments Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown messy hair, a beard and a maroon button T shirt. On his shirt is his name Steak Sauce on it.

## Personality

He is nice and doesn’t bully other condiments or sauces. He used to doubt Tartar Sauce for winning but then he and Tartar Sauce have become best friends and shared a award with him.
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## List of Months

JanuaryFebruaryMarchAprilMayJuneJulyAugustSeptemberOctoberNovemberDecember
## List of Days

MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday
## List of Colors

RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurpleBlackWhiteUltraviolet
## List of Devices

TVGamePrinterPhonePagerTabletRouterLaptopFridge
## List of Condiments

### Sauces

Tartar SauceSteak SauceSoy SauceHot Sauce

## List of Liquids

### Beverages

SangioveseMilkWaterLiquorBeerSodaCoffeeWineDecafJuice
## If Planets Were People

### Planets

MercuryVenusEarthMarsJupiterSaturnUranusNeptune
## List of School Subjects

HistoryStudy HallHealthChoirScienceP.E.LunchComputer ScienceMathFrenchSpanishDramaLiterature
## List of Holidays

New Years Day (January 1st)Valentine’s Day (February 14th)Saint Patrick’s Day (March 17th)International Waffle Day (March 25th)Earth Day (April 22nd)Labor Day (September 2nd)Halloween (October 31st)Christmas (December 25th)New Years Eve (December 31st)
Mars

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You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Mars. For the month, go to March.

## Appearances

### Debut

If Planets Were People

Mars is the fourth planet of the solar system and has two moons which aren’t shown.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a red zipper jacket with no hoodie. On his jacket is his name Mars.

## Personality

He is usually nice and calm but worries when the humans will enter him soon. He is sometimes good with Pluto.

## Trivia

* Somewhere in 2030, humans will enter the planet Mars.
Mayo

This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Mayo. For the month, go to May.

## Mayo

### Affiliation

Every Condiment (Except Wasabi and Soy Sauce)

## Appearances

### Debut

If Condiments Were People

Mayo is one of the condiments in the best condiment on french fries.

## Appearance

He has brown messy hair, a beard and a white T shirt. On his shirt is his name Mayo on it.

## Personality

He has a bossy behavior and thinks he is the leader. He and Wasabi don’t like each other as Wasabi slapped him in the face. He usually does bully his enemies and hosts awards every year. He doesn’t like Soy Sauce and brags about himself winning the award 3 times.
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## List of Months

JanuaryFebruaryMarchAprilMayJuneJulyAugustSeptemberOctoberNovemberDecember
## List of Days

MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday
## List of Colors

RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurpleBlackWhiteUltraviolet
## List of Devices

TVGamePrinterPhonePagerTabletRouterLaptopFridge
## List of Condiments

### Sauces

Tartar SauceSteak SauceSoy SauceHot Sauce

## List of Liquids

### Beverages

SangioveseMilkWaterLiquorBeerSodaCoffeeWineDecafJuice
## If Planets Were People

### Planets

MercuryVenusEarthMarsJupiterSaturnUranusNeptune
## List of School Subjects

HistoryStudy HallHealthChoirScienceP.E.LunchComputer ScienceMathFrenchSpanishDramaLiterature
## List of Holidays

New Years Day (January 1st)Valentine’s Day (February 14th)Saint Patrick’s Day (March 17th)International Waffle Day (March 25th)Earth Day (April 22nd)Labor Day (September 2nd)Halloween (October 31st)Christmas (December 25th)New Years Eve (December 31st)
Science

This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Science. For the technology science, go to Computer Science.

## Appearances

### Debut

If School Subjects Were People

Science is one of the school subjects from If School Subjects Were People and is a subject where you learn science.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt, he wears a white lab shirt/jacket too. On his lab shirt is his name Science on it.

## Personality

He likes science and is known to be the smart one. He sometimes accidentally starts fires in his lab. But he usually doesn’t bully or make fun of others.
Liquor

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
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## Appearances

### Debut

If Drinks Were People

Liquor is one of the drinks from If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name Liquor on it. He also wears yellow sunglasses.

## Personality

He isn’t doing well or straight because he can’t walk correctly. He might be drunk or something else. He sometimes can’t remember things correctly and makes Juice remind him what the topic is.
French

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
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**Note**: French smokes cigarettes
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## Appearances

### Debut

If School Subjects Were People

French is one of the school subjects from If School Subjects Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name French.

## Personality

He likes french and speaks french at times. He hates or doesn’t like Spanish. He is sometimes seen smoking a cigarette and usually doesn’t bully others.
If Things Were People (Series)

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## If Things Were People

Giving abstract concepts personalities and seeing how much trouble they can get into. 🧡

### Language

English

**If Things Were People** is a series of abstract concepts getting personalities and seeing what they can get into. There are currently no seasons or if this is the season itself or if Frank James has plans to turn the playlist into a season. As of January 5th 2024, this playlist has 35 episodes/videos. It was last updated in January 5th 2023. The latest episode is “If Chess Pieces Were People”.

## Episodes

1. If Months Were People
2. If Days Were People
3. If Colors Were People
4. If Seasons Were People
5. If Your Devices Were People
6. If Condiments Were People
7. If Drinks Were People
8. If Planets Were People
9. If School Subjects Were People
10. If Holidays Were People
11. If Decades Were People
12. If Movie Genres Were People
13. If Furniture Were People
14. If Letters Were People
15. If Social Media Platforms Were People
16. If Milks Were People
17. If Google Was Your Doctor
18. If Weather Were People
19. If Apps Were People
20. If Starbucks Drinks Were People
21. If Fast Food Restaurants Were People
22. If Numbers Were People
23. If Sports Were People
24. If the 50 States Were People
25. If Streaming Services Were People
26. If Expressions Were People
27. If Meals Were People
28. If Musical Instruments Were People
29. If Slang Words Were People
30. If Body Organs Were People
31. If Vehicles Were People
32. If Cookies Were People
33. If Music Genres Were People
34. If Map Apps Were People
35. If Chess Pieces Were People

## Characters

Main Page: List of Characters

Main Page: List of Non-Canon Characters

## Episodes

Main Page: List of Episodes

Main Page: List of Non-Canon Episodes

## Videos

If Months Were PeopleIf Months Were PeopleIf Days Were PeopleIf Days Were PeopleIf Colors Were PeopleIf Colors Were PeopleIf Seasons Were PeopleIf Seasons Were PeopleIf Your Devices Were PeopleIf Your Devices Were PeopleIf Condiments Were PeopleIf Condiments Were PeopleIf Drinks Were PeopleIf Drinks Were PeopleIf Planets Were PeopleIf Planets Were PeopleIf School Subjects Were PeopleIf School Subjects Were PeopleIf Holidays Were PeopleIf Holidays Were PeopleIf Decades Were PeopleIf Decades Were People

## Genre

* Comedy
* Educational

## Extras

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXSEPM58cSUz9v7kn3gu6CRvlGjtv7SPH
Printer

Printer is a device that can print paper and random objects.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name Printer on it. He also wears glasses and sometimes holds a pen and paper. If his printing fails, the paper gets crumbled up or ripped.

## Personality

He can be broken at times. He seems to be the only one that does not need wifi to print. He can get angry when his prints don’t work or when he runs out of ink. He was printing good when the wifi was off but then printed horribly when the wifi turned back on.
Labor Day

A Holiday that’s on September 2nd.

Labor Day is a holiday celebrated/on September 2nd.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a light blue button shirt. He also wears glasses.

## Personality

He likes to work and do business. He doesn’t seem to like wasting money or like Valentine’s Day for wasting money on chocolate and letters. He usually is rude and doesn’t really seem to like any holiday. He once got in strike.
Venus

Venus is the second planet in the solar system and has no moons along with Mercury.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a yellow shirt, he also wears a black shirt underneath. On his shirt is his name Venus.

## Personality

He is usually nice and calm but when Pluto shows up, he gets angry and hates him. He has a hatred on Pluto so much.

## Trivia

* Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system even though Mercury is closer to the sun. **No Pun Or Jokes Intended.**
Choir

Choir is one of the school subjects from If School Subjects Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. He wears a black vest/shirt on top which has his name on it. On his vest is his name Choir.

## Personality

Not much is known about him but he is usually nice and doesn’t bully others. He likes singing in choirs but hates or doesn’t like when someone auto-tunes his voice. It is assumed he likes classical music.

## Trivia

* It is unknown wether he got his voice back.
* Choir is the only character to have a different font.
10s

10s is a decade that appeared in If Decades Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a dark gray shirt with a black collar. He wears a red jacket with white strings and wears a black beanie on his head. He also has a mustache and wears glasses and wears a somewhat bracelet/ring on his hand.

## Personality

He is shown to be vegan and likes it or needs it. He also likes the internet and Wi-Fi. He usually is nice and doesn't bully others.
Halloween

A Holiday that’s on October 31st.

Halloween is a holiday that is celebrated on October 31st.

## Appearance

He has messy brown hair, a beard and a orange shirt underneath. He also wears a black robe/hoodie.

## Personality

He likes death and dark things. He doesn’t seem to like Christmas due to her thinking November is a holiday month and that he is barely over. He likes the living dead or anything that’s death-related.
Health

Health is one of the scholl subjects from If School Subjects Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Health on it.

## Personality

He likes and wants to be healthy. He hates junk food or anything that isn’t healthy and worries about others who don’t eat healthy foods. He hates hard drinks and drugs. He eats his fruits and vegetables and doesn’t bully others.
October

A Month with 31 days.

### Relatives

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

October is the tenth month of the year and have 31 days.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt. His shirt has his name October on it but shortened to Oct.

## Personality

October seems to be a little zesty and a simp for loving girls and ladies and thinking that they like him.
Keep Yourself Alive

## Şarkı Sözleri

**Keep Yourself Alive**, Brian May tarafından grubun 1973 tarihli "Queen" adlı albümü için yazılmış bir şarkıdır. B yüzünde Son and Daughter ile birlikte single olarak da yayımlanmıştır.

## Tarih

### Beste

Eski basçı Barry Mitchell'a göre Brian May Keep Yourself Alive'ı ilk olarak 1972'den önce yazdı. May, şarkının sözlerini doğası gereği şakacı ve alaycı olacak şekilde kaleme almıştı. Şarkı, hayatta kalmaktan daha fazlası olup olmadığı üzerine yazılmıştı, ancak sözler hayatınızla ilgili daha fazla bir şey yapmak yerine sadece şimdiki zamanda oturmak fikrini resmediyordu. Ancak Freddie Mercury şarkıyı seslendirdiğinde, sözlerin anlamı daha dürüst ve samimi bir şeye dönüştü.

### De Lane Lea Demosu

Queen, Aralık 1971'de "De Lane Lea Music Centre"da Keep Yourself Alive'ın kaba bir versiyonunu, daha sonra grubun ilk albümünde yer alacak diğer dört şarkıyla birlikte kaydetti. Enstrümantasyon daha sonra tamamlanan parçada bulunacak olandan daha rafine olmasına rağmen, grup orijinal De Lane Lea kaydının daha sonraki kayıtlarda kopyalayamadıkları belirli bir hamlık derecesine sahip olduğunu keşfetti.

### Müzik Videosu

Londra'nın otuz kilometre batısında yer alan Brewer Street Stüdyolarında bir tanıtım klibi çekilmesi planlandı. Kısa süre sonra devasa konser kayıtlarıyla ünlenecek olan Mike Mansfield, 9 Ağustos 1973'te prodüksiyon için seçildi. Her önerilerine yanıt olarak müzisyenlere kibarca teşekkür eden ve onlara deneyimsizliklerini hatırlatan film yapımcısıyla grup arasında tansiyon yükseldi. Sonunda grup Mansfield'i kovdu ve yaratıcı dünyalarına uygun olmadığını düşündükleri videoyu çöpe attı.

Müzik videosu 1 Ekim 1973'te Barry Sheffield eşliğinde St Johns Wood Stüdyolarında ikinci kez çekildi. Bu kayıt daha sonraki tüm çalışmalarda kullanılan kayıt olacaktı.

### Medyada Diğer Ortaya Çıkışları

Keep Yourself Alive'ın introsu 20 Eylül 2020'de yayınlanan Microsoft Surface Duo TV Reklamında kullanılmıştır.

Keep Yourself Alive, Queen: Rock Tour'da oynanabilir bir seviye olarak kullanıma sunuldu. Seviye, Queen'in 1974'te "Rainbow"daki performansının bir yeniden yaratımıydı.

## Önemsiz Bilgiler

* Keep Yourself Alive, grubun ilk single'ı olmakla kalmayıp aynı zamanda ilk albümlerinin de ilk parçasıdır bu yüzden nadir bulunan bir single'dır.
* Grubun diskografisindeki ilk nadir single'dır, ikincisi ise Flash'tır.
Neptune

Neptune is the eighth and last planet of the solar system. He has 14 moons which aren’t shown.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a dark blue/blue shirt. On his shirt is his name Neptune on it. He also wears a black shirt underneath.

## Personality

He usually is nice and doesn’t bully others. His friend might be Pluto due to him telling Pluto he can stay if he is quiet, giving him a chance to join. Neptune even cried when Pluto realized he wasn’t a planet and left the room.
Ketchup

Ketchup is one of the condiments from If Condiments Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a red jacket. On his jacket is his name Ketchup on it. His jacket is a zipper jacket with no hoodie and he also wears a red cap backwards.

## Personality

He is rude at times and wants to win awards. He doesn’t like when other condiments win awards. Especially Tartar Sauce and Steak Sauce.
Eras

Eras were considered to be a historical record keeping in relation to the time period The Galaxy was going under, traditionally they changed over when a significant event took place that reshaped the fundamental structure of a major civilization or several. The Era system was initially coined by humanity and became recognized by most from the change over from the First Era to the Second.

Additionally, each of the four Era's were split up into three segments: Early, Mid, and Late. These time periods, like the Era itself, would change over at the signal of a major event.

There were four recognized Eras in the **Silver River's** galactic history.

 **Second Era** | First Exodus
 **Third Era** | Arcadian Accord Established
 **Fourth Era** | The Fading

## Eras

### The First Era

> *Main article: The First Era*
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The First Era came to light at the reorganization of the Andron colonies to the formation of the **Andron Empire** and the coming of the **Manifest** ushered by Emperor Eternal **Praxis**, The Infernal One, Godking of Humanity. The Early to Mid First Era was also known to humanity, particularly those of Andron descent, to be the "Golden Age of Humanity". During this time humanity would encompass the near entirety of the **Orion Arm**.