Donatello Sun Wukong voicelines

## God Selection

* ▶️ "The name's Donatello, and I'm brains and brawn, all rolled into one."

## Introduction

* ▶️ "Donnie, here. I'm the brains of this operation. I invent gadgets, weapons and cool vehicles to keep me and my brothers safe."
* ▶️ "I'll go first! This place must have security devices!"

## Abilities

### (1) The Magic Cudgel

* ▶️ "One way ticket to Beatsville!"
* ▶️ "Beat down!"

### (2) Master's Will

* ▶️ "Spin to win!"
* ▶️ "Woo! Haha ha ha!"

### (3) 72 Transformations

* ▶️ "Gotta go!"
* ▶️ "Come here, you!"
* ▶️ "Choo, choo, the pain trains are coming!"

### (4) Somersault Cloud

* ▶️ "Time to get sneaky!"
* ▶️ "Finally! I've been dying to try this tech!"

## Low Health

* ▶️ "I gotta go. I, uh, think I left my Bunsen burner on back at the lair."
* ▶️ "Oh man, I think they cracked my shell!"

## Items

### When placing Wards

* ▶️ "I'll just leave this here."
* ▶️ "Finally! I can test the spy gear I've been working on!"

### When buying Consumables

* ▶️ "If I got this back to my lab, I bet I could increase its efficiency by 30%."
* ▶️ "Perfect! Just like anchovies on a pizza!"

### When buying Offensive Items

* ▶️ "Woo! Like rolling in nat 20!"
* ▶️ "This matches the upholstery in the turtle van."

### When buying Defensive Items

* ▶️ "It's not as efficient, but I guess it'll do."
* ▶️ "Oof. I feel like I just rolled a one on a saving throw."

## Kills

### When in a Killstreak

* ▶️ "Not too shabby, if I do say so myself."
* ▶️ "Excellent!"

### When killing a Jungle Boss

* ▶️ "Phew! That guy was tougher than Krang!"
* ▶️ "Heh, Darwin coulda wrote five more chapters after studying that thing."

### When destroying a Tower

* ▶️ "Ha ha! Just like disabling the Technodrome!"
* ▶️ "That was easier than finishing War and Peace!"

## Death

* ▶️ "Ugh.. shell shock!.."
* ▶️ "Did anyone get the license plate, /gasps/, of the garbage truck that just hit me?"

## Taunts

* ▶️ "I haven't worked on a gadget that fixes ugly yet, but once I do, you're first on the list for testing."
* ▶️ "I've done the calculations. There's a 9.95% chance of me losing to you. I'll take those odds."
* ▶️ "Is that the best you can do? I wonder how many brain cells you put to work for that!"
* ▶️ "Your IQ is so low, I have to be conscious about not using words with more than 3 syllables around you."
* ▶️ "You must've fallen out of the stupid tree to get here and hit every branch on the way down!"

## Directed Taunts

* ▶️ "Hey, look! A knock-off Baxter Stockman!" /laughs/ (Ah Muzen Cab)
* ▶️ "Here, boy, here! Fetch the stick!" (Anubis)
* ▶️ "My stick is way bigger than yours, pal." (Erlang Shen)
* ▶️ "Fascinating. Did the mutagen make you that ugly or were you born that way?" (Kuzenbo)
* ▶️ "You wanna get down to business? Let's get down to business!" (Mulan)
* ▶️ "You remind me of Leatherhead, only shorter and at least, eh, 60% less intelligent." (Sobek)

## Jokes

* ▶️ "A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he has any luggage. The photon replies, "No. I'm travelling light."."
* ▶️ "I tried to teach physics to a foot soldier. I told him he had potential. Then I ninja-kicked him off a building."
* ▶️ "You matter, until I smack you with my staff and send you off at the speed of light! Then, you energy!"

## Laughs

* ▶️ "(Laughs)"
* ▶️ "(Laughs)"
* ▶️ "(Laughs)"