Crack is Terrifically Wack!

## Synopsis

In the Yucky Mart, Pizza Face woke up after a dream, he asked Egghead, Rocky, MerCat, Carlita, Scorpion, and Hornet, that he dreamt that the Cursed Idol shook the world! First it activates and made a crack and it swallowed Egghead! Then Rocky, but not MerCat, Carlita, Scorpion, neither Hornet, Pizza Face asked MerCat first that she just exploded and uses a grenade on her, causing it to explode, Killing her, leaving her corpse severely burned, next asks Carlita that she was wrecked, he snapped his fingers, then a giant mallet falls on Carlita, killing her with her parts falling off and oil leaking out of her dead corpse, Pizza Face tell Scorpion that he was killed by a giant fist, then he summons one, hitting Scorpion’s head, thus, causing Scorpion to fall apart, and then, Pizza Face tells Hornet that he got shot, so then, Pizza Face shoots Hornet with a machine gun, thus, blasting Hornet’s left arm, causing the wounded bug to collapse.

Then, Pizza Face gets an ice cream sundae from Cakey and Ant, but it was worth a try and he drops his sundae in embarrassment and says that he does have PTSD.

## Transcript

Episode title: Crack is Terrifically Wack!

Starring…

Pizza Face

Featuring…

Egghead

Rocky

Cakey

MerCat

Carlita

Ant

Scorpion

And… Hornet!

Enjoy the show!

(Pizza Face wakes up frightened)

Pizza Face: WHAT A NIGHTMARE! Guys! Last night I was dreaming.

MerCat: Dreams are often manifestations of deep-seated internal conflict, just ask me, then I’ll analyze it!

Egghead: So tell us, what was it about?

Pizza Face: I dreamt that the Cursed Idol shook the world!

MerCat: Ahhhh! Earthquakes represent uncertainty, like… standing on shaky ground! Just watch.

(MerCat snaps her fingers causing an earthquake to happen which harms everyone except, Hornet and MerCat because, Hornet was able to fly with his wings, and MerCat was able to levitate)

Pizza Face, Egghead, Rocky, Carlita, and Scorpion: WHOOOOOOOA!

Hornet: Welp, Hornet glad that he can fly.

(The Earthquake stops)

Rocky: That was whack!

Scorpion: That was no manifestation of internal conflict, IT WAS PREMONITION!

Carlita: Tell us was happened in the dream next!

Pizza Face: In the dream, the Cursed Idol activated and made a crack, THEN SWALLOWED EGGHEAD!

Egghead: WHAT?! (Falls in the crack and dies) AAAAAAH!

Pizza Face: Then Rocky!

Rocky: YES! I’m in your dream! (Falls in crack and dies) GAAAAAAAARGH!

MerCat: (sad sigh) Let me guess, me, Carlita, Scorpi, and Hornet were swallowed too.

Carlita: Yeah.

Hornet: WHA?! NO! Hornet don’t wanna be swallowed!

Scorpion: I don’t wanna die!

Pizza Face: No, No, No, No, MerCat you exploded! Wait a sec, lemme get my grenade, (gets grenade) AHA!

(Pizza Face pulls off the the safety pin of the grenade with his mouth and throws the grenade at MerCat, it kills her by exploding, leaving her corpse severely burned)

Carlita: OH MY GOODNESS! What happened to me as well?!

Pizza Face: You were wrecked! (Snaps his fingers)

(A Giant Mallet appears)

Carlita: OH NO! AAAAAAAH! (Gets crushed by a mallet, killing her, as parts fall off and oil leaks out of her dead corpse)

Scorpion: GASP! What about me?!

Pizza Face: You died by a giant fist! (Snaps his fingers)

Scorpion: OH NO! I’m too old for… (gets his head crushed by a giant fist and dies) AARGH!

Hornet: No! What happened to Hornet?!

Pizza Face: You were shot by gunfire! (Pulls out it a machine gun, and shoots Hornet with it) HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hornet: (screaming in pain) AAAAAAAAAARGH! (Gets his left arm blasted off) Ow, Hornet dizzy! (Collapses dead)

Pizza Face: Then I got a sweet ice cream sundae from Cakey & Ant! Hey Cakey, I want an ice cream sundae.

Cakey: Here you go! (Gives Pizza Face an Ice Cream Sundae)

Ant: Enjoy your sundae!

Pizza Face: (drinks his sundae with a straw) But, it was worth a try, (Drops his sundae in embarrassment) And I do have PTSD.

The End!

We'll see you again soon!

## Characters

### Creatures

#### Grosseries

* Jade Ubrien as Pizza Face/Egghead/Rocky

#### Bugs & Pests (Raid Universe)

* Charlie Adler as Ant
* Don Brown as Scorpion
* Scott McNeil as Hornet

#### Gabby Cats

* Juliet Donenfeld as Cakey
* Secunda Wood as MerCat
* Carla Tessara as Carlita

## Deaths

1. Egghead and Rocky fall into cracks.
2. MerCat is killed by a grenade thrown by Pizza Face, leaving her body severely burned.
3. Carlita is crushed by a giant mallet, causing parts to fall off and oil leaking out of her dead corpse.
4. Scorpion gets his head crushed by a giant fist.
5. Hornet is shot by Pizza Face, who used a machine gun against him, thus, blasting Hornet’s left arm off, causing the wounded bug to fall dead.