Bitch Better Have My Money

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights rob Dead Amy of the horn of Tiamat and eliminate her treasurer Ruthless Baddie Ginsburg.

## Major Plot Points

#### The Horn of Tiamat

* The Children of Tiamat crashed the Acolytes' reunion with Tasha Nightshade. An invisible Dikarus hid in the corner with the horn of Tiamat. The dragon goddess' spawn demanded the essence of their mother. J.E.F.F. was able to intimidate all five children of Tiamat.
* Clows Kufas surreptitiously cast dimension door. Barbara Duke created an illusion of a naked Dikarus running through the dimension door with their mother's horn. The children of Tiamat rushed after the illusion into the Avernus Archive's chamber dedicated to Dead Amy's cult. Dewey Thundersnatch manipulated stone to seal them inside.
* Muchomucho M Amor found a secret exit the party took to escape the vault. Tasha chased after them wanting the horn back. Dewey fired a spell at Tasha and she retaliated with a disintegration ray. Clows cast force wall, which Tasha flew straight into and hit the ground hard. This gave the Acolytes time to escape back to their camp.
* At the camp, Clows tried communing with a draconic spirit to learn more about Tiamat. Daklar "Doc" Glazirmajian, a dragonborn monk and member of the Best Friends Caravan, answered his spiritual call. Doc was able to destroy the horn with a fiery radiant chop.
* After the party rested, Barb asked them to go to the Vault of Avernus to track down her thief of a sister, Ruthless Baddie Ginsburg.

#### The Vault of Avernus

* Along the way to the vault, the party bumped into Sissy Fitz who was damned to roll a giant boulder up a hill only for it to fall down once it reached the top. The cyclops said he was once Dead Amy's cupbearer, but she forgot to get her drink on the rocks so she cursed him to this fate. J.EF.F. helped Sissy Fitz push the boulder up only to see it fall down again. Dewey's shatter and J.E.F.F.'s hammer were enough to destroy the boulder. Sissy Fitz left to enjoy his new freedom.
* The vault's courtyard was decorated with life-like golden statues. A gorgon came out of the shadows and turned Dewey into gold. The triton was able to shake off the top half of the curse. His destructive wave killed the gorgon and that freed the rest of Dewey's body as well as her other golden victims.
* RBG painted a bunch of bloody insults about Barb in the vault's entry chamber. J.E.F.F. stepped on one of the painted insults, which turned out to be glyphs of vicious mockery.
* In the Hall of Tiamat, the party swiped a draconic polymorph potion.
* In one of the vault's libraries, a wood elf was getting high on knowledge by burning the books. Dewey was outraged she'd disrespect literature like this and doused the flames. Dewey inhaled some fumes and learned that there is a flesh golem in Setessa that is murdering citizens to keep its body in tact.
* An ornate hall was decorated with the pages of Barb's journals from her youth. J.E.F.F. scanned all of the pages to his memory banks before Barb could rip them all down.
* In the Dead Amy hall, the party was ambushed by RBG and her infernal bodyguard. Barb's sister struck Clows with a thundering strike that deafened and stunned him. Barb threw a vodka cranberry at RBG, but being drunk only empowered the newly trained monk. The drunk monk ultimately fell when Barb stabbed her with her Mordenkainen's sword. The matriarch of the Acolytes then turned her evil sister into a soul coin.
* Barb stole a small fortune from the vault to start rebuilding her treasury. J.E.F.F. took the sword of the sun that was stolen from the attack against Setessa. The group reclaimed King Demetrius' soul coin as well.