Monster

"I'm not there yet!"
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## Monster

### Episode

*Devil's Dungeon* (rewritten by Amira)
*Your Pain is My Pleasure: Part 1* (mentioned/referenced by Mya)
*Your Pain is My Pleasure: Part 2* (covered by Cassandra)
*Rise of a She-Devil* (snippet/rewritten by Amira)
*Little Miss Perfect* (mentioned)

### Series

*The Adventures of Evie and Mya*

***Monster*** is a song written by singer and songwriter Dev. It was released as a stand-alone song in 2010.

## Episode Appearances

### Season 2

*Monster* appears in *Devil's Dungeon* as part of Amira's personal notes about her life. While much of the lyrics remain in-tact, some words were rewritten by Amira to describe her relationship with Shetani. It is directly mentioned and discussed by Winter and Amira in *Your Pain is My Pleasure: Part 1*, and Mya references it while confronting Shetani later on in that episode. In *Your Pain is My Pleasure: Part 2*, Cassandra covers *Monster* as a surprise for Amira.

### Other

The origin of *Monster* is explored more in special episode *Rise of a She-Devil*. Evie also briefly mentions it in *Little Miss Perfect*.

## Lyrics

### Original Version

 Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

He's a monster, why do I want ya

Please tell me, please tell me

He's a monster (aye)

He's a monster (oh)

That boy, he's a motherf\*cking monster

But I love him, yeah I love him

Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

He's right, don't start (no no)

'Til you're his own, form of art and (oh oh)

He's doing his part

Cause he's winning my heart (my heart)

There were no sparks (no no)

Just a gasoline fire burning through the dark and (oh oh)

He's doing his part

Cause he's winning my heart (my heart)

Is he human, does it matter

I know he's what I'm after

I can reel him, from disaster

I know (I know)

Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

He's a monster, why do I want ya

Please tell me, please tell me

He's a monster (aye)

He's a monster (oh)

That boy, he's a motherf\*cking monster

But I love him, yeah I love him

Ooh ah, ooh ah ah (ah)

Most people are scared (are scared)

When they look him in the eyes, all they see is fear (but)

Let me make this clear (this clear)

I want him near (him near)

Most people can't sleep (can't sleep)

Feeling he's out, on the streets (but)

He is my creep (my creep)

He is my creep (my creep)

Is he human, does it matter (ohhh)

I know he's what I'm after

I can reel him, from disaster (ohhh)

I know (I-I-I know)

Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

He's a monster, why do I want ya

Please tell me, please tell me

He's a monster (aye)

He's a monster (oh)

That boy, he's a motherf\*cking monster

But I love him, yeah I love him

Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

He's sick, he's fresh

He doesn't really know how to dress (that's why I like it)

He's a beast, he's weird

He, he never looks in the mirror (and I like it)

Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

He's a monster, why do I want ya

Please tell me, please tell me

He's a monster (aye)

He's a monster (oh)

That boy, he's a motherf\*cking monster

But I love him, yeah I love him

Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

He's a monster, why do I want ya

Please tell me, please tell me

### Amira's Version

 Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

She's a monster, why do I want ya?

Please tell me, please tell me

She's a monster (aye)

She's a monster (oh)

That woman, she's a freaking monster

But I love her, yeah I love her

Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

Most people are scared (are scared)

When they look her in the eyes, all they see is fear (but)

Let me make this clear (this clear)

I want her near (her near)

Most people can't sleep (can't sleep)

Feeling she's out, on the streets (but)

She is my creep (my creep)

She is my creep (my creep)

Is she human, does it matter (ohhh)

I know she's what I'm after

I can reel her, from disaster (ohhh)

I know (I-I-I know)

Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

She's a monster, why do I want ya?

Please tell me, please tell me

She's a monster (aye)

She's a monster (oh)

That woman, she's a freaking monster

But I love her, yeah I love her

Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

She's sick, she's fresh

She doesn't really know how to impress (that's why I like it)

She's a beast, she's weird

She, she never looks in the mirror (and I like it)

Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

She's a monster, why do I want ya?

Please tell me, please tell me

She's a monster (aye)

She's a monster (oh)

That woman, she's a freaking monster

But I love her, yeah I love her

Ooh ah, ooh ah ah

Call the doctor, call the doctor

Must be something wrong with me (oh-h)

She's a monster, why do I want ya?

Please tell me, please tell me

## Trivia

* Despite Amira's version being a rewritten version of the original, it is noted in the series that she wrote it herself.
* Av says this and *In the Dark* are her favorite Dev songs.
* While talking about *Monster*, Av says her best friend gave her a link to the song in a Discord DM, and she instantly fell in love with it upon listening. Seeing how perfectly it described Amira's broken relationship with Shetani, she decided to include it in the series. Potato thanks that friend for giving her *Monster*, and says that her gift "helped build Amira's character" while also "indirectly contributing to the series."
	+ *Monster* is also the song that made Av fall completely in love with Dev's music.

## References

1. ↑ *Monster* was never given a proper full release by Dev.