Bingus

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## Bingus

Bingus being bingus, with such finesse and grace.

### Quote

"I fight for everyone. My name is bing-us, not bing-me."

### Other

Literally a god.

**Bingus** is a supreme being of this world.

## Appearance

Bingus is a hairless sphynx cat with smooth, light, pink skin, and significantly large ears and eyes. He lacks whiskers, let alone any kind of hair. He has a pink nose, a few shades lighter than his skin. He has a regular muzzle length, and a wide face. His eyes are very light icy blue.

## History

Bingus was born in about 5978 B.C.E. He was born from thin air, a result of paranormal conditions. He was sent to Earth by the higher beings of this universe themselves. The reason he was created was because the higher beings were getting old and tired, and they needed a fresh soul to guide the universe.

Bingus just so happened to be that replacement.

He was raised by Ol' Mister Bingington, an old, kind sphynx cat. He raised Bingus well and passed everything he knew to Bingus. However, Bingington never knew the potential Bingus held. He hadn't known the entire universe lay in Bingus' paws.

After two years, when Binguston had left to go and fend for himself, he had discovered he had powers he had never known about before. He figured out he had the power of telekinesis, and little by little he discovered more and more powers he had. He could do anything. So, naturally, he cloned himself. At that moment, he thought, *Just casually cloning myself. This could have absolutely zero drawbacks. Just kidding, it'll ruin my life because I know everything, but I don't care.* Bingus decided to clone himself. But the clone looked kind of... funky.

Bingus cleared his throat and declared, "I dub thee Evilgus."

Evilgus exclaimed, "I dub myself what I want!!!"

"No, you don't LOL"

"Go eat vertical Dorito chip," Evilgus hissed, sprinting off.

Bingus gasped.

However, Bingus just dramatically flipped his non-existent hair and said, "Oh my god. What, ever."

(Bingus was in his sassy adolescence.)

He wandered around in deep thought. He didn't have a home, and he also didn't have a plan for what to do with Evilgus. He walked around, nearly oblivious to his surroundings, almost separated from them. He was in deep focus.

*Hmmm... I have to find where Evilgus is going to hide... I must know what Evilgus is plotting... Maybe I should make my own clone army... Evilgus might make one too... My own clone army could turn on me as Evilgus turned on me... hmmm...*

Bingus wandered around, almost in his own world, when he felt his foot get caught under some sort of root, and he fell over, flailing, ending up with a mouth full of dirt.

Bingus spat, shocked. *Blech!* He shook his head, shaking off all the dirt. He saw a deep hole right in front of him.

"Well, I dodged a bullet." Bingus smugly meowed, triumphantly walking away. But then, he stopped dead in his tracks.

He realized he could turn that into a secret bunker of some sort.

He wiped his paw over his forehead and said, "Let's get to work."

Then, he realized he could just create it with his mind, as he had powers.