The Transportation Ride Trip

This Page is About a Bus Trip.

## Part 1

Linus and Elmo are Ready to Visit Ticket Park

* **Linus:** *[at the bus stop]* Are you ready to Enter Ticket Park?
* **Elmo:** Yeah! It's a Sunny Day.
* **Linus:** *[the bus arrives]* The bus is here! *[runs toward the bus]*
* **Elmo:** Wait for me, Linus. *[both get on the bus]* Yay! Ticket Park, here we come.
* **Grover:** Yeah, we're all riding the Ticket Park rides.
* **Roy:** I heard somebody rode one of them and he got sick.
* **Grover:** *[gasps]* Oh no, I hope I don't get sick!
* **Frieda:** Oh, me too.
* *[Later at Ticket Park]*
* **Bus Driver:** Welcome to Ticket Park *[bus stops at Ticket Park and Elmo & Linus get off]*
* **Elmo:** That sure looks like fun.
* **Linus:** Yeah, I can't wait to ride it. *[all the passengers on the bus run out and grab Elmo & Linus while cheering]*
* **All:** Yes, we're here! Whoo! *[Elmo & Linus are carries into a brick wall]*
* **Employee:** Tickets, please. *[Elmo looks in his pockets but no ticket]*
* **Elmo:** No tickets. I must have left it at home.
* **Linus:** I ripped my tickets.
* **Elmo:** I guess we're not gonna be playing today.
* **Alex:** Hold on a second, there's your tickets in your back pockets. *[grabs them both]*
* **Elmo:** Oh, I Forgot! *[cut to later when Elmo and Linus are walking around the amusement park]* It sure was lucky we found our tickets.
* **Linus:** Yeah, bad luck. I mean good luck, very good luck.
* **Elmo:** There it is. The line looks awfully long.
* **Linus:** Oh, I know! Let's go on some of the easy rides first.
* **Elmo:** Yeah, and then the Roller Coaster will seem even cooler. *[both run off]*
* **Linus:** Phew.
* **Elmo:** Can you believe some people are afraid to ride roller coasters?
* **Linus:** Yeah, only a real baby would be afraid of a roller coaster!
* **Elmo:** *[gasps]* I can't believe it, Linus. It's Ticket Tiger! *[a giant tiger costume is standing in front of them]* Get over there and I'll take your picture with him. *[Linus moves a few steps into the camera so he's not too close to Ticket Tiger]* Get closer, Linus. Come on, closer. *[Linus moves a little closer]* That's it, a little more. Now say Tickets!. *[takes the picture]*
* **Linus:** Tickets! *[pictures shows Linus and Ticket Tiger]* Wow, I look great. *[a little kid is laughing on one of the kiddie rides]*
* **Elmo:** Hey, The Railway Set.
* **Linus:** That ride's for Railroad Lovers.
* **Elmo:** Yeah. *[both walk over and get into the ride, with Snoopy. When the ride is over, they get out. Snoopy smiles at Linus and walks away]*
* **Linus:** How did Snoopy get in here?
* *[Many Rides Later, Elmo and Linus standing in line by the Cart Mountain]*
* **Elmo:** Well, can you believe that some people are scared of this ride? *[both chuckle nervously]*
* **Linus:** Yeah, it's perfectly safe. No one gets hurt riding these roller coasters. *[Big Bird walks up]*
* **Big Bird:** Elmo! Linus!
* **Elmo:** Hello, Big Bird.
* **Big Bird:** I just got off the Cart Mountain. Man, what a rush. *[sniffs his armpit then sighs in relief as a green odor is released from under his arm]* You smell that? That's the smell of adrenaline.
* **Elmo:** Oh, it's, uh... *[holding breath]* very manly, Big Bird.
* **Big Bird:** *[picks up Elmo and smells him]* Elmo, I'm not smelling any adrenaline on you. You haven't gone on the ride?
* **Elmo:** Um, I have a confession to make. We haven't gone on the ride because I'm... hungry. I'm very hungry. Hungry, hungry! *[runs off]*
* **Big Bird:** Come on, Linus. You and me, pal?
* **Linus:** I'm hungry, too. *[runs off]*
* **Big Bird:** Maybe I should stop making people smell me. *[cut to Elmo and Linus sitting at a table, who already ate their lunch]*
* **Elmo:** That was Delicious.
* **Linus:** I Hope I Don't get sick.
* **Male Announcer:** *[over speaker]* Attention. Ticket Park! will be closing in five minutes.
* **Elmo and Linus:** Five minutes?! *[both run over to the ride]*
* **Henry:** *[over speaker]* Last call for the Cart Mountain.
* **Elmo:** Well, this is it, Pal.
* **Linus:** Yep.
* **Elmo:** On the Cart Mountain.
* **Linus:** After you. *[both sit down in the ride]*
* **Elmo:** We made it.
* **Linus:** Yeah.
* **Cart Mountain Man:** Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. *[buckles them and puts on helmets]* There.
* **Signer:** Now if you could just sign this release, involving Ticket Park! in case of accidental causes... *[Elmo signs his name]* Well, nice knowing you.
* **Cart Mountain Man:** Ready in 10...
* **Elmo:** This is it, Linus.
* **Cart Mountain Man:** 9, 8...
* **Elmo:** We made it!
* **Cart Mountain Man:** 7, 6...
* **Linus:** We're not scaredy cats.
* **Cart Mountain Man:** 5, 4...
* **Elmo:** We're not crybabies.
* **Cart Mountain Man:** 3, 2...
* **Elmo & Linus:** We're brave!
* **Cart Mountain Man:** 1... *[when he presses the 'GO' button, Elmo and Linus scream, but the roller coaster breaks down]*
* **Announcer:** *[over speaker]* Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.
* **Cart Mountain Man:** Man, this cheap thing is always breaking down. Hey, sorry guys. Maybe next time. *[Elmo and Linus sigh in relief]*
* **Elmo:** Linus, I have a confession to make. I was really scared about going on this ride.
* **Linus:** Me too.
* **Elmo:** I didn't know how to tell you because, well, I didn't want to disappoint you.
* **Linus:** I didn't want you to be disappointed in me.
* **Elmo:** But now we don't have to face our fears. The ride is broken.
* **Linus:** Yeah! *[employee comes back]*
* **Cart Mountain Man:** Oh, wait, it's fine.
* **Elmo & Linus:** Huh?
* **Cart Mountain Man:** Have fun. *[presses the 'GO' button again. Elmo and Linus take off]*
* **Elmo:** Linus, I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them! *[when they get to the top, it stops for a moment]*.
* **Linus:** Uh.. *[Coaster starts again, dropping. They scream in horror. When the ride is over, Elmo & Linus are holding each other, shaking]*
* **Female Announcer:** *[over speaker]* Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop.
* **Cart Mountain Man:** It's over. You can get out now.
* **Elmo & Linus:** Yay! We did it! *[both get out and run around in circles]*
* **Elmo:** We conquered our fears!
* **Linus:** We stopped crying!
* **Elmo:** We survived the Cart Mountain!
* **Cart Mountain Man:** Hey, hold it right there! You forgot these.
* **Elmo & Linus:** Our Gold! *[grab their gold]* Yeah!
* **Elmo:** OK Linus, It's time to leave!
* **Linus:** All Right!

## Part 2

Linus and Elmo are Leaving Ticket Park by a bus due to closing time.

* *[At Ticket Park Where Elmo and Linus are standing outside the amusement park]*
* **Elmo:** *[Linus is licking a rainbow lollipop]* That was Ticket Park *[bus stops at the bus stop and both of them get in but Elmo struggles for a bit with his balloon]*
* **Bus Driver:** Ahem. *[points to coin deposit]*
* **Elmo:** Let me get my wallet. *[turns around and the balloon hits the bus driver's face]* Wait, let me check this pocket. *[turns around and the balloon hits him again]* No... *[turns around and the balloon hits the bus driver again]* Linus, do you have any change?
* **Linus:** How much do you need?
* **Elmo:** How much is it?
* **Bus Driver:** Fifty cents.
* **Elmo:** *[turns around and the balloon smacks the bus driver in the back of his head]* Fifty cents.
* **Linus:** Nope.
* **Elmo:** *[turns around and balloon smacks bus driver again]* Lemme check my other poc-
* **Bus Driver:** Forget it!
* **Elmo:** *[turns around and balloon smacks bus driver again]* What did you say?
* **Bus Driver:** Just take your seat!
* **Elmo:** Thanks, mister.
* **Bus Driver:** Yeah, whatev- *[Elmo turns around and balloon smacks him in the back of the head. Bus driver gets very angry by this point.]*
* **Linus:** Show me what you got at Ticket Park
* **Elmo:** OK! Here's my green flashlight.
* **Linus:** Wow... I got a Railroad Set!
* **Elmo:** Cool!
* **Linus:** Hey, Elmo?
* **Elmo:** Yeah, Linus?
* **Linus:** Where's our Home?
* **Elmo:** *[gasps]* What?
* **Linus:** What's wrong Elmo?
* **Elmo:** Linus, I think we're on the wrong bus!
* *[Later, the bus drops the two entering a dump]*
* **Elmo:** *[gasps]* A Dump?! *[Elmo notices Pig-Pen eating from a can]* Hey There, What are you Eating.
* **Pig-Pen:** Spaghetti and Meatballs.
* **Linus:** Could you perhaps tell us how to get to home from here?
* **Pig-Pen:** Never heard of it.
* **Elmo:** Oh, you should help! Before the sun sets down!
* **Pig-Pen:** Well, Why not you hang out with me. I have affixed to me the dust and dirt of countless ages...who am I to disturb history?
* **Elmo:** I thought you didn't know where home was! Oh, what do I do now?
* **Linus:** Remember, your landmarks Elmo!
* **Elmo:** Right. Okay, let's see, I came from...no, I came... *[running in circles]* I'M LOST! *[screams, until he spots a broken fire hydrant]* Hey, there's one of my landmarks! A broken fire hydrant! *[sits down near the hydrant]* Hello, hydrant! I'm going to call you Harry. Harry the Hydrant! *[Elmo notices many broken fire hydrants]* So many broken fire hydrants. What do I do now, Harry? If only I could telephone Big Bird, he will help me out. *[sees a payphone]* Hey, that thing looks kind of like a phone. *[walks to it]* Wow, this is weird. It's like a phone, but you put money in it. *[picks up phone]* I hope this works. *[puts dime in coin slot. The phone rings at Big Bird's home. Big Bird groans and answers it]*
* **Big Bird:** Hello. May I reluctantly help you?
* **Elmo:** It's me, Big Bird. Elmo. I'm calling from the payphone.
* **Big Bird:** You don't say. How's that shortcutting going?
* **Elmo:** Not good. I think I took a wrong turn at the abandoned sofa. All there is around here are broken fire hydrants. What should I do?! *[beep from the phone]*
* **Operator:** If you'd like to continue this call, please insert another dime.
* **Elmo:** I don't have a dime! Operator, please, please, can you tell me where I am?
* **Operator:** If you'd like to know where you are, please insert another dime.
* **Elmo:** Uh, hold on! *[Elmo and Linus runs to the abandoned sofa, where three tough-looking boys are sitting on it drinking sodas (the main one sitting in the center, Scott, a red haired boy). He digs his hands under the cushions, and finds two nickels]* Two nickels! I need a dime! Oh, I'm never going to get home!
* **Scott:** What are ya doing?
* **Elmo:** Looking for a dime in this abandoned sofa!
* **Scott:** This is our abandoned sofa, pal!
* *[Scott and the boy to the left of him, Scooter, give off mean looks to Elmo]*
* **Elmo:** What ya doing there, drinking soda?
* **Scott:** What's it tooya! *[he and the boy to the right of him, Scruffy, give off surprised looks. Scott gets off the sofa and approaches Elmo]* Hey, listen! I know this gigantic soda isn't good for me, but sometimes it gives me the kick I need to start my busy day as a pedicab driver!
* **Elmo:** Ooh, you drive a pedicab?
* **Scott:** Yes, sir! *[Scott puts on a pedicab driver's hat and grabs his pedicab, which Elmo gets into]* You need a ride somewhere?
* **Linus:** Yes! To home, and step on it! *[Scott drives away]*
* **Scooter:** Way to go, Scott!
* **Scruffy:** Yeah, he's almost saved enough to attend a community college next year! *[he and Scooter clench their soda together and continue to drink them]*
* *[Scott drops Elmo and Linus off at what appears to be a cliff]*
* **Elmo:** *[gets off of the pedicab]* Thanks a lot, Scott! Stay in school! *[Elmo notices the sign]* Cinnamon Street?! *[gasps]* Wait, Scott, come back! *[Scott drives away, leaving Elmo and Linus behind]*
* **Elmo & Linus:** **AAUGH!!!** *[Elmo and Linus begins frantically running, and checks his clock]*
* **Elmo:** No! Over the cliff! *[jumps off a small cliff into the muck]* Through the toxic runoff! *[runs through a sewer pipe]* Make a right at the disease-filled sewer pipe! *[Elmo and Linus slides out of the sewer pipe]* Face-first into this fetid muck! Over the garbage pile! Fall down this mountain of broken glass! Over the excruciatingly sharp razor-wire! *[Elmo and Linus falls down]* Up this massive hill! *[Elmo grows so tired he falls down flat on his face]* That's...Sesame Street! *[Elmo and Linus walks their way to Sesame Street]* *[Elmo and Linus enters Big Bird]*
* **Elmo & Linus:** We made it! We made it! Yay!
* **Big Bird:** I'm Proud of you two. How was Ticket Park?
* **Elmo:** Exciting!
* **Big Bird:** *[notices their smell on their way home]* Ewww, You need a wash.
* **Elmo & Linus:** OK Big Bird!
* **Big Bird:** Don't Forget to eat your Dinner!