Ep. 1.2: Life's What You Make...F**K

From Bloke's Snapchat story

### Content Warnings

explicit language, eye horror, death, descriptive murder, physical violence, loud impact noises, fire noises

Episode description: *The contestants complete one last activity, receive their killing assignments, and spend a fun night on the Island of Murder.*

## Synopsis

The episode opens to a continuation of last episode's activities. Jimmy explains the third and final activity to occur before the contestants choose roommates and housing situations.

### Final Activity

The third and final activity is called First Impressions. Jimmy explains the activity as follows:

> For this, one player will be chosen as the ratee. They will whisper to me which of the following traits they think they have the most of: good personality, likelihood of winning, and physical attractiveness. Then, 2 other players will be called up to sit here. These 2 will be the raters. The name of the ratee will be displayed. The raters will privately discuss and each rate the ratee from 1-10 for good personality, likelihood of winning, and physical attractiveness respectively... Essentially, you will be called up to rate someone. When you’re sitting there, right, and rating the third person, you can only share this info with each other. After you rate, you can choose if you want your fellow rater’s rating to be shared publicly.
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Jimmy also tells the contestants that each of them will participate in two rounds of rating, but can only choose to share the results for one of those two rounds.

Iso and Dickie are up first and must rate Kamir.

Iso/Dickie ratings for Kamir
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

They decide not to share these ratings.

Next up, Kamir and Nil must rate Leggy.

Kamir/Nil ratings for Leggy
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

They decide to share their ratings. Jimmy reveals that Kamir, Nil, and Leggy all rated Leggy most highly in the "Likelihood of Winning" category, resulting in Leggy receiving 3 points and Kamir and Nil each receiving 1 point.

Next, Rubgy and Leggy rate Iso.

Rubgy/Leggy ratings for Iso
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

They elect not to share their scores.

Cal and Bass have to rate Rubgy.

Cal/Bass ratings for Rubgy
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

They decide to share their ratings, and Jimmy reveals that Rubgy scored highest in "Good Personality", which was not the category he predicted being his best rated. No points are rewarded.

Next up are Toh and Bloke about Dickie.

Toh/Bloke ratings for Dickie
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

They choose to share these ratings. Jimmy reveals that all three contestants rated Dickie most highly in the "Physical Attractiveness" category, which means that Dickie gets 3 points, while Toh and Bloke each get 1 point.

Next, Bloke and Dickie are asked to rate Cal.

Bloke/Dickie ratings for Cal
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

Because Bloke shared his ratings in a previous round, the results for this round cannot be revealed.

Bass and Toh rate Bloke.

Bass/Toh ratings for Bloke
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

Because Bass shared his ratings in a previous round, the results for this round cannot be revealed.

Next, Iso and Kamir must rate Toh.

Iso/Kamir ratings for Toh
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

Because Kamir shared his ratings in a previous round, the results for this round cannot be revealed.

Nil and Rubgy are assigned to rate Bass.

Nil/Rubgy ratings for Bass
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

Because Nil shared their ratings in a previous round, the results for this round cannot be revealed.

Finally, Leggy and Cal are instructed to rate Nil.

Leggy/Cal ratings for Nil
 LIKELIHOOD OF WINNING
 PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

Because Cal shared his ratings in a previous round, the results for this round cannot be revealed.

### Roommate selection

The contestants are instructed to rank their fellow participants in order of preference and whisper these rankings to Jimmy. The roommate pairings are Toh and Iso, Kamir and Rubgy, Dickie and Cal, Bass and Bloke, and Leggy and Nil.

Iso finishes the day with 7 points, while Toh has 4. This gives them a total of 11 points, which is the highest and means they get to go first in housing selection. They choose the beachside hut that Jimmy describes as being "very cottagecore".

Dickie ends up with 6 points, while Cal has 2. They get to go next, and elect to room in the 2-bed, 3-bath, 2-story house.

Leggy has 5.5 points, while Nil ends up with 1. They choose to room in the cabin in the forest.

Kamir finishes with 4 points, while Rubgy has 0. They choose the "better" of the two dorm rooms. It is still necessary to go downstairs to piss, but they each get their own bed.

Bloke and Bass have the lowest combined score: Bass with 2 points, and Bloke with 1. The only remaining housing is the remaining dorm room, which is similar to Rubgy and Kamir's room, except that *there is only one bed*. Which is...u kno,, kinda gay,,

okay you guys i will finish this later i ordered food from panera and i am going to go ingest it with my face hole