Da Rules

***Da Rules*** is a large book with millions of rules that dictate what a Godchild can or can't wish for in the Fairy Godparent Program. It was written by the Fairy Council and is enforced by Jorgen Von Strangle.

## List of Rules

1. **"I Wish" Rule -** When a Godchild says, "I wish..." the Fairy Godparent must fulfill that wish, unless of course it's against Da Rules.
2. **Godchild Only Wishes Rule -** Godparents can only grant the wishes of their currently assigned Godchild.
3. **Witness Rule -** If Godparents are seen by someone other than the chosen Godchild, Jorgen will come to take the Godparents away from the child and erase all memories of the Godparents from all whom knew of their existence. This is all to ensure the existence of Fairy Godparents is not known to the public. There are however three loopholes in this rule. First, Jorgen must know that the Godparents have been revealed in order to erase memories; if the Godparents do not tell Jorgen then he will not know. Few have done this successfully. Secondly, if the witness chooses to have only their memories erased, then the Godchild can keep their Godparents. Lastly, if a fellow Godchild discovers that someone has Fairies, they are allowed to know of them with no consequences.
4. **Other Fairies Rule -** Godchildren cannot be told by their Godparents whether or not another child has Godparents. If a Godchild discovers it on their own, then the Godparents are allowed to discuss the other Godparents/child with their Godchild. This does not break the aforementioned Witness Rule.
5. **Breaking Up Godparent/child Rule -** A Godchild cannot wish away Godparents of other Godchildren.
6. **Altering Another's Wish Rule -** A Godchild cannot wish for another Godchild's wish to not come true.
7. **Amount of Godparents Rule -** By default, a Godchild is only assigned one Godparent. They can have more than one when Fairies get married, then they can have the Godparents in that relationship.
8. **Mission Complete Rule -** When a Godchild no longer believes they require Fairy Godparents to be happy, they can release them. If a Godchild has grown up to be an independent person, then Godparents will be reassigned to another more deserving child.
9. **Harm Rule -** Fairy Godparents cannot kill, maim, or injure someone directly. They however can create something the Godchild wished for to indirectly do harm, but that cannot be the intention behind the wish.
10. **Rule Removal Rule -** A Godchild cannot wish away rules in Da Rules.
11. **Resurrection Rule -** Godparents cannot raise the dead. This is enforced to make sure no person lives longer than it's destined lifespan. They are however allowed to speak with ghosts.
12. **Cheating Rule -** Godchildren cannot wish for something that will directly help them win a competition that involves profit for the winner. This rule is only initiated after the Godchild learns of the competition. If a Godchild wished for something that would help them in a competition before entering the competition, the wish would be temporarily revoked until the competition is concluded.
13. **Stealing Rule -** A Godchild is not allowed to wish for something that is unobtainable without taking it from someone else.
14. **True Love Rule -** Godchildren cannot wish for true love, they also cannot wish to break up true love.
15. **Baby Rule -** Godchildren cannot wished for someone to become pregnant.
16. **Aging Rule -** Godchildren cannot wish for themselves or others to stop aging/reverse aging.
17. **False Document Rule -** Godchildren cannot wish for a fake document, as it could possibly give them power they did not earn.
18. **Back to Normal Rule -** If a Godchild wishes for one of their wishes to be undone, it will become undone even if undoing that wish breaks any of Da Rules.
19. **Dream Rule -** Wishes that would alter dreams in any way must be approved by Dream himself.
20. **Rule Maker Rule -** The only people that can add to Da Rules are members of the Fairy Council and Jorgen von Strangle.
21. **Human to Fairy Rule -** Godchildren cannot wish to become Fairies, as this would eliminate the need of Godparents. (This rule was added after Timmy Turner wished to be a Fairy Godparent to Cosmo and Wanda.)
22. **Christmas Every Day Rule -** Godchildren cannot wish for it to be Christmas every day. (This rule was added after Timmy Turner wished for Christmas every day.)