Diet Pizza (Transcript)

This is the 29th episode of Video Squadron: Gamerman.

One day, Kasumi was walking down the street. It was a beautiful day.

Kasumi: (Humming a song, then stops at a bakery) You know, I think I'll have myself a treat today. (Goes into the shop) I'll take one dozen doughnuts to go, please.

Pig Baker: Coming right up. (Leaves to the back)

Kasumi waited for the baker to get back. Soon, he did.

Pig Baker: Here you are, ma'am.

Kasumi: Thank you. (Leaves her money on the counter and goes out with the doughnuts)

Kasumi took the doughnuts all the way back to her house. She didn't however tell her family about the donuts, she just took them all the way up to her room and began eating the doughnuts.

Kasumi: I think I'll have one doughnut and save the rest for tomorrow. (Begins eating one)

(The scene transitions to a box that has eleven donuts, to a scene that has seven donuts)

But Kasumi didn't have just one doughnut, she had five. She couldn't help herself after eating just one. Then, she got a knock at her door.

Kasumi: Ohairikudasai. (Subtitles: Come in.)

Mr. Kittenata: (Opens the door) Kasumi, yūshoku no jikandesu. (Subtitles: Kasumi, it's time for dinner.)

Kasumi: Dinā? (Subtitles: Dinner?) (In her thoughts) Oh dear, maybe I should have just eaten one doughnut. (Pushes the box to the back of her bed out of her dad's view) Watashi wa sugu daun suru yo. (Subtitles: I'll be right down.)

Kasumi went downstairs to the dinning room where her family was. She sat down and saw the food on her plate. She didn't feel hungry after eating all the doughnuts, but she couldn't afford letting her parents know she ate before her dinner. Be she began eating her food real slowly. This left her family in confusion.

Mrs. Kittenata: Kasumi, naze son'nani yukkuri tabe teru no? (Subtitles: Kasumi, why are you eating so slowly?)

Mr. Kittenata: Anata wa tsūjō, anata no shokuji o hontōni subayaku tabemasu. (Subtitles: You usually eat your meal really quickly.)

Kasumi: Gomen'nasai. Watashi wa kon'ya ​​ wa totemo kūfuku-kan ga nai to omou. (Subtitles: I'm sorry. I guess I'm not feeling very hungry tonight.)

Mrs. Kittenata: Dōshite? (Subtitles: How come?)

Kasumi: Watashi wa kyō no gogo ni keishoku o tabemashita. (Subtitles: I had a snack this afternoon.)

Mr. Kittenata: Sōdesu. (Subtitles: So that's it.)

Mrs. Kittenata: Anata no yūshoku o taberu ki ga shinakereba. Watashitachiha ashitanotameni sore o hozon suru koto ga dekimasu. (Subtitles: If you don't feel like eating your dinner. We can save it for tomorrow.)

Kasumi: Arigatōgozaimashita. (Subtitles: Thank you.)

In the middle of the night, Kasumi was starting to want to have some doughnuts again. She looked into her doughnut box and saw the seven doughnuts she had not eaten yet.

Kasumi: I could eat one more doughnut. Just one. (Picks one up and eats it)

The next morning, Kasumi got up and she went to get her clothes on. However, she found she couldn't fit into her usual dress.

Kasumi: Oh dear. Why can't I fit?

Kasumi then noticed that she had gained some weight.

Kasumi: Uh oh. Maybe eating that doughnut last night wasn't a good idea. I did just eat one doughnut, didn't it?

She went over to her doughnut box, but found that there were only three doughnuts in there now.

Kasumi: Uh oh. I must have slept ate.

Kasumi put on a different outfit from her usual one that she could fit into. (She is shown in pink shorts and a blue crop top) She then headed on her way to the arcade. When she got there, her friends were surprised to see her dressed differently.

Randy: Kasumi, what's up? How come you're dressed differently.

Kasumi: I was eating some doughnuts last night, and I gained some weight. I couldn't fit into my usual dress, she I had to wear this instead.

William: How many doughnuts did you eat, Kasumi?

Kasumi: Nine. Five before dinner and four last night while I was sleeping.

Ash: Five before dinner? That'll spoil your appetite.

Kasumi: I know. I need to go on a diet so I can lose weight and fit back into my usual dress. I started by packing up my last three doughnuts and bringing them over here for you guys.

Felicia: Last three?

Kasumi: Yep. They're in this bag.

Kasumi opened up the bag, but found that it was empty.

Kasumi: Oops.

Ash: You ate them, didn't you?

Kasumi: Yeah.

Randy: I'm sure Uncle Jack can help you to get into shape again. Let's go ask him.

Randy and Kasumi went to see Jack and they explained the problem to him.

Jack: Hmmmm. I think that in order to lose weight, Kasumi, you'll need to do some exercising. My sister used to gain weight so much, my dad set up a special gym room for her to help her lose weight. I'll show you.

Randy: Oh yeah. I remember when you told me about that.

(Flashback to when Randy was eight years old)

Young Randy: (Opens up a door with a treadmill, a race track, some weights, etc.) Hey, Uncle Jack, what is this room?

Jack: This is your grandfather's old gym room he made for your mother.

Young Randy: My mother?

Jack: Sometimes, you're mother would eat so many sweets, she'd gain some weight. So your grandfather made this room for her to help her lose weight. I'll show you all the different things there are in this room.

Randy's VO: Uncle Jack showed me the treadmill. I enjoyed walking on it. It was fun. I didn't do so well with lifting weights, but he told me that I wasn't that strong yet.

Young Randy: I bet Headbot could do better with this, couldn't he, Uncle Jack?

Jack: I don't know. I didn't build him to be strong.

Randy VO: Headbot even came in and tried some of the things in the room, although Uncle Jack had to tell him that he couldn't gain or lose weight as robots don't grow.

Jack: Uh, Headbot. Robots don't lose weight or gain it.

Headbot: I know. I just find it as fun as Randy does. Why can't I try them out, too?

Jack: I don't see why not.

(Cuts back to the present)

Randy: We'll try to help you out.

Kasumi: Thanks, guys.

(A montage is shown of Kasumi using the treadmill, lifting weights, doing push-up, jogged, and going on the scale to see if she lost any weight, but the number stayed the same every time she went onto it.)

Kasumi: I don't think I'll ever lose this weight I gained. I'm beginning to wish I didn't eat all those doughnuts.

Randy: Don't give up, Kasumi. You'll surely figure it out.

Vix: What's the problem, guys?

Randy: Kasumi gained wait and Uncle Jack and I tried helping her to lose weight.

Vix: And how did it go?

Kasumi: Not so well. I haven't lost any weight at all.

Vix: Oh. I'm real sorry about that.

Jack: How is the city doing, Vix?

Vix: Everything is alright mostly. I haven't sighted any monsters at all. I wonder what could be up?

Randy: You think Gigalord may have given up?

Vix: Not a chance. He's always looking into a new plan.

Later on, Kasumi was out walking when she came across a pizza stand.

Kasumi: Oh. That pizza looks so good. I wish I wasn't on a diet.

Male Rabbit Stand Owner: Then why didn't you say so? This is special diet pizza.

Kasumi: Diet pizza?

Rabbit Stand Owner: This pizza will never allow you to gain weight. You can eat as much of it as you like and never gain any weight.

Kasumi: Awesome. That's just what I need. I'll take a slice.

Rabbit Stand Owner: Here you are, miss. (Gives Kasumi and slice)

Kasumi: (Pays and eats the pizza) Mmm. Delicious.

Rabbit Stand Owner: Not only will you be able to eat as much of this pizza as you like, but you also can eat as much of anything as you like and not gain weight.

Kasumi: Perfect. So now I can eat doughnuts and not gain any weight.

Kasumi then walked off. Up in the villain's ship, the villains were watching what was happening.

Ninjakuma: Gigalord, Gamer Blue has eaten that diet pizza.

Darktail: That is great news.

Gigalord: Dr. Squeak, this scheme of yours is brilliant. Once somebody has eaten that pizza, they'll never be able to stop eating.

Dr. Squeak: Soon, all the food in the world will be eaten and there will be none left. Perfect for allowing Queen Vira's army to take over.

The next day, Kasumi arrived back in her usual dress again. She came in eating some doughnuts.

Randy: Kasumi, you're back in your old dress.

Kasumi: I know. Isn't that great. I finally managed to lose weight.

Felicia: But if you keep eating doughnuts, you'll gain weight again.

Kasumi: Nuh-uh. Yesterday, I found this pizza stand that served diet pizza. When I ate it, I could eat anything I wanted and never worry about gaining weight. What's funny is that last night, I actually asked my parents for two courses for dinner.

(Flashbacks to dinner time the night before, Kasumi is still shown in her other clothes as this was before she went to be last night)

Kasumi: Oishikatta. Mama, otōsan, watashi wa mada kūfukudesu. Motto motemasu ka? (Subtitles: That was delicious. Mom, Dad, I'm still hungry. Can I have more?)

Mrs. Kittenata: Ā. Tashika ni watashi wa suisoku suru. (Subtitles: Uh, sure I guess.)

Mr. Kittenata: Anata wa itsumo yori sukoshi uete iru, Kasumi. Soshite, sakuya, anata wa kūfuku-kan o kanjite imasendeshita. (Subtitles: You're a little hungrier than usual, Kasumi. And last night, you weren't feeling hungry at all.)

Kasumi: Sō sō. Anata wa kyō mite, watashi wa kono piza o mitsukemashita. (Subtitles: Oh yeah. You see today, I found this pizza that let's you eat anything without gaining weight.)

(Cuts to the present)

Kasumi: And since then, I've been able to eat and eat and never have to worry about losing weight.

Then, they saw Jake. Usually, Justin was with him, but he wasn't today.

Ash: Jake, it's usual to see you here without Justin.

William: Where is he?

Jake: He's gone grocery shopping with his mom. He told me that last night, he ate every single banana in his house, so they had to go shopping for more.

Randy: Did he by chance eat any pizza last night?

Jake: Come to think of it, he did.

Felicia: It wouldn't happen to be called diet pizza, would it?

Jake: I think that's what it was called. I'm thinking I could get a slice. He told me it was really good.

Kasumi: Oh it is. You'll never lose weight with it.

Jake: I should try it. I've been watching to have this new special cake, but my mom and dad won't let me eat it because they say I'll get all fat if I do. I think they're just trying to keep me from eating sweets.

Kasumi: They may have a point. I ate a whole dozen doughnuts from two nights ago to yesterday morning and I gained quite some weight which was a problem for me until I got the diet pizza. (Continues to eat her doughnuts)

Later, Randy went to see Vix, Jack, and Headbot.

Randy: Guys, I'm a bit concerned for Kasumi.

Headbot: You should give her some time. She'll lose her weight eventually.

Vix: These things can't be rushed, Randy.

Randy: It's not that. She's over the weight thing now. But I'm concerned about why.

Jack: Why?

Randy: She told me yesterday she found some diet pizza. She says that after she ate a slice, she won't gain any weight no matter how much she eats. But I think she's eating without an end.

Jack: Oh. That does sound like a concern. Maybe you should find this pizza stand she was talking about, get a slice of the pizza, and bring it here to have it analyzed.

Randy: That's a good idea. I'll ask Kasumi if she can take me to this pizza stand later.

Up in the villain's ship, the same rabbit man that was running the stand was up there. As it turned out, he was working for Gigalord.

Gigalord: Is the plan going accordingly?

Rabbit: It's going just great, my lord. (Transforms into a red martian-like monster, his true form)

This is Pizza Martian. A martian-themed monster who was sent by Gigalord to sell diet pizza to people to make them eat without an end.

Dr. Squeak: One of the Gamermen have already eaten some of this diet pizza. Be sure to have the other six eat it as well. Then we won't have any problems with them.

Pizza Martian: Yes, Sir.

Gigalord: Delivery a whole pizza to the arcade. They're sure to take it.

Later on, Pizza Martian, back in his rabbit form, knocked on the door of the arcade. Randy answered.

Pizza Martian: Special delivery.

Randy: Special delivery, huh? Can you tell me who it was that ordered this pizza?

Pizza Martian: Nobody has. It's a special delivery. This is a free sample. Hope to see you return as a customer at my pizza stand.

Randy takes the pizza and Pizza Martian left. Randy hurried to the back to show Jack, Headbot, and Vix the pizza.

Randy: I think that guy who runs the pizza stand is wanting all of us to eat this diet pizza.

Vix: Well, now that I have it, I can take a good scan at it.

Randy: And I better check back with Kasumi.

Randy hurried to the main section of the arcade and, much to his not surprise, Kasumi was at the food counter with the other Gamermen.

Randy: Kasumi, what is going on?

Ash: Kasumi has just been eating pretzels, cookies, and popcorn chicken without end.

Felicia: And she hasn't taken a break from it even once.

Kasumi: I'm just so hungry.

Randy: Something is definitely wrong. Let's get her away from this food, guys.

Kasumi: Away from this food?

William: I hate to admit it, but I think Randy is right.

William and Ash each grabbed an arm on Kasumi and pulled her back to the back room. Kasumi was constantly nagging to be brought back to her food, but Ash and William just ignored her.

Randy: Anything, Vix?

Vix: Well, I've figured out that the pizza here makes whoever consumes it to constantly eat without end.

Jack: And it turns out that that guy who runs the pizza stand is actually a monster in disguise.

Vix: But don't worry, Jeremy and Ruki are already on the case.

Kasumi: Pizza! (Grabs the pizza and begins eating it)

Other Gamermen: No, Kasumi!

But it was too late, Kasumi had eaten the whole pizza.

Felicia: Well, at least now we don't have to worry about any of us getting caught under this endless eating spell.

William: Vix, do you know of any antidote?

Vix: The only thing that I think will counter this spell is to make sure Kasumi doesn't eat anything for a whole hour.

Kasumi: Nothing for a whole hour? (Her stomach gurgles from the sound of this)

Vix: We need to get her somewhere where there is no food and keep her there for an entire hour.

(Cuts to Kasumi's voice coming from the other side of a door)

Kasumi: Guys, you can't do this. I really need to eat now.

Randy: Sorry, Kasumi. But we can't let you eat anything for a whole hour.

Jack: It's 1 O'Clock right now. When it becomes two, we'll let her out. Hopefully the effects will have worn off by then.

William: But other people have eaten the pizza, too.

Ash: Do we need to lock them in a closet for an hour?

Vix: I don't think so. We're only doing it for Kasumi because she's a Gamerman.

Jack: Vix believes that if we can defeat the monster, it should blow off the curse of everyone else.

Randy: Then we better hurry and help Jeremy and Ruki then, guys.

Others: Right.

They transformed into their Gamerman suits and hurried out. In the meantime, Jeremy and Ruki, both morphed already, showed up to the scene.

Pizza Martian: Ah, it's the Gamermen. Have you come to try out this diet pizza?

Jeremy: No thanks. We're not interested in pizza.

Ruki: We're interested in justice.

They got their blasters out and blasted at Pizza Martian, causing him to change into his true form.

Jeremy: So that is your true form.

Pizza Martian: Yeah. So what if it is? I still have weapons to beat you with. Pizza Frisbees. (Throws some pizzas at Jeremy and Ruki)

Then, Randy and the others showed up.

Randy: We're here, guys.

Ash: Have you taken care of the monster?

Ruki: We certainly have and he's shown his true colors.

Pizza Martian: I've just gotten started. You don't know what else I can do. (Waves his hands in front of the Gamermen, making them float in the air)

Felicia: Hey, we're floating.

Ash: We can't get back onto the ground. Not even me.

Jeremy: He must be using telekinesis to lift us up.

Ash: Telly Connectus?

William: Telekinesis, Ash. It's to use your mind to move things.

Ruki: How are we going to get back onto the ground?

Pizza Martian: May as well get comfy. You're not going to be going anywhere for a while.

Over at the arcade, it was a couple minutes before two. Kasumi was still demanding to be let out of the closet.

Kasumi: Come on, guys. I haven't done anything. Let me out, I've gotta eat.

Vix: It's almost time.

Headbot: The suspense is killing me.

They watched as the clock got close to 1:59.

Jack: One more minute.

Over with the other Gamermen, they were still floating in the air.

Randy: Do you really think you'll get away with this?

William: When they see us floating in their air like this. They'll have to suspect something is up.

Ash: Something other than us.

Pizza Martian: Ahahahahaha. (Changes into his rabbit form) They're not going to care. It'll be funny for them to see you hanging there.

As the Gamermen predicted, people saw them floating in the air.

Fox Woman: This isn't right.

Lizard Man: Why are the Gamermen floating above the diet pizza stand? My son finally managed to lose weight after eating this pizza.

Bird Woman: So did my daughter. And this is how he's treating the Gamermen?

Felicia: People, that rabbit is actually a monster. His pizza actually makes you eat without an end.

Ruki: Gamer Blue has already fallen victim to the pizza.

Kasumi: Not anymore.

They looked to see Kasumi, now free from the spell, standing with her weapon ready.

Kasumi: Being left in the closet was a great idea, guys. It wore the spell off. Now to pay you back, monster. (Airs her weapon at Pizza Martian, making him revert to his true form and to also allow the other Gamermen to return to the ground.

Lizard Man: Hey, that is just a monster.

Randy: We'll handle it here, folks.

Pizza Martians: Polygores, I need assistance.

The polygores appeared and they began battling the Gamermen.

(After the Gamermen were all shown to be fighting the polygores, they precede to battling against Pizza Martian.)

Pizza Martian: You think you can ruin my pizza making business, huh?

William: And making people eat without an end? That is no business I'd have any pleasure in partaking.

They continued fighting until Pizza Martian bumped into a stand and some pepper fell onto him.

Pizza Martian: Oh no. Pepper. Not pepper. It weakens me.

Kasumi: Hey, he must be allergic to pepper. Let's take some and pour it onto him.

Randy: Good idea, Kasumi.

They each grabbed a pepper shaker and started shaking it onto Pizza Martian.

Pizza Martian: (Coughs) Oh. This pepper.....I can't (coughs) stand it. Oh.

Randy: Let's finish this, guys. Gamernator!

The Gamernator was then brought in and they aimed it at Pizza Martian.

Pizza Martian: Oh no.

Gamermen: Fire!

They blasted Pizza Martian and he fell backwards to the ground.

Pizza Martian: Uhh....

William: Folks, if you or any loved ones have consumed this monster's pizza, try avoiding eating anything for a whole hour if we can't get the monster destroyed by then.

Bird Woman: Alright. We've give it a try.

The citizens all walked off, then Darktail appeared.

Darktail: Now to give this martian a bit more power. (Strikes him with her tail lightning to make him grow giant)

Pizza Martian: Now I shall show the whole world my pizza.

Kasumi: Not so fast. Gamer Mechs.

The Gamer Mechs hurried over and they formed Gamer Master. Gamer Ship Fighter and Delta Gamer Robo showed up as well.

Kasumi: I may have been so worried about losing weight, but what you did to me and expanding my hunger is something I cannot forgive. You made my friends keep me in a closet for an hour while I starved.

Ash: But you were let out.

Kasumi: I'm just telling him how it felt. Now, to send this pizza packing.

Pizza Martian: Pizza packing, eh? Then take this (Tosses a pizza to Gamer Master).

Kasumi: Gamer Sword.

Gamer Master got out the Gamer Sword and sliced the pizza in two.

Jeremy: Gamer Ship Blast!

Gamer Ship Fighter: (Blasts at Pizza Martian)

Ruki: Delta Gamer Blaster.

Delta Gamer Robo: (Blasts at Pizza Martian)

Pizza Martian: Oh. That pepper from before made me weak.

Kasumi: Now to end this.

Gamer Master then sword slashed at Pizza Martian, causing him to fall down and explode.

Felicia: Well, no more of that.

Later on, Kasumi was shown to be eating fruit instead of doughnuts.

Randy: I see you're now eating a more well balanced diet.

Kasumi: Yep. I may still eat doughnuts sometimes, but I'm not going to be getting such a huge dozen of them again. Well, maybe not all for me anyway.

Then, Headbot came in with a box.

Headbot: Hey guys, I figured since you guys defeated Pizza Martian, I'd buy a dozen doughnuts to celebrate.

Kasumi: None for me, thanks.

Headbot: (confused)

Ash: Kasumi is still sticking to trying to keep herself from gaining weight again.

Kasumi: After what happened today, I don't think I want to see another doughnut for a long time. Or any other fattening foods.

Headbot: Suit yourself.

William: The rest of us will have some doughnuts. And don't worry, Kasumi. We'll be sure not to eat so much we gain weight.

So everyone except Kasumi took a doughnut and ate it. On the other end of the arcade, Jake and Justin met back up again.

Jake: Hey, Justin. How are you doing?

Justin: We're doing just fine now. My mom and I ate this diet pizza, and we couldn't stop eating. But then we suddenly turned back to normal.

Jake: I heard that the guy running the pizza stand was actually a monster who had the scheme of making the people eat so much, there would be none left in the world.

Justin: Thank goodness that didn't happen, thanks to the Gamermen.

Over in the basement, Jeremy and Ruki began working on the next robot that had a personality of it's own.

Jeremy: This next robot will be for Kasumi. Let's be sure to have it ready before Gigalord sends down another one of those re-generator monsters.

Ruki: Yeah. We will certainly need this robot for that.

To be continued...