Fanfic Maybe 1

maybe i should clean this up?

nah

* Sparkystreamit's brians fault ^w^
* I thought Touhou was a stupid average shooter game
* then he persuaded me
* and hopeless masquerade got me into it
* 4:33Pokeyoshi19It's EoSD that got me into it
* Too bad EoSD is the only game with an actual story
* 4:35SparkystreamBut..it's not
* once upon a stupid time there was a shrine maiden who said au sheet my armpits
* 4:36Pokeyoshi19^
* 4:36Sparkystreamthen a vampire farted and the shrine maiden said ugh stupid vampeers
* so she went over and said who the hell are u
* and rumia sai SUUUU NANOKA
* then rumia died and was hurried to a pokemon center
* 4:36Pokeyoshi19That was on uncyclopedia
* 4:36Sparkystreamthen she met an idiot who said IM THE STRONGIST
* only she wasnt
* so she died and went to hell
* then she met an idiot naming meiing who said
* NO GO IN
* then reimuu said YES GO in
* then she use spell and meiling said ouch
* 4:37SlackerPrimeI'm sweaty
* I go
* 4:37Sparkystreamthen in a few seconds meiling died
* 4:37SlackerPrime
* 4:37Sparkystreamthen she went to a library
* and the librarian said
* SlackerPrime has left the chat.
* 4:37Sparkystreamgtfo u arent member
* then reimu said yes i am asshole
* then patchouli looked in her book and said
* u durty slut thats expired
* then patchouli died
* then she met a maid and the met said jeeeeee cant u see im cleaning
* then reimu said u should get ur face reconstructed
* then the maid said wtf u just say
* then the maid died
* then she met someone who smelled badly
* and said stop poping red clouds
* then remilia said no
* 4:39Pokeyoshi19You just went against Lord Random's saying
* 4:39Sparkystreamthen reimu said ok
* then reimu walked away
* and was eaten by flandre who said YESIIS FOODS
* 4:39Pokeyoshi19Lord Random said, "People had sex in the corridors. THE END".
* 4:39Sparkystreamik
* but this is my story
* 4:40Pokeyoshi19Yes but you went against Milord's saying
* 4:40SparkystreamM'lady
* then a magician
* said oohhhhhh reimu dead
* then she robber reimus house
* Zipnax has joined the chat.
* 4:40Zipnaxfeels fod
* 4:40Sparkystreamthen a person looked at her and said dont do that name shittyeiki
* 4:40ZipnaxOh hey guys
* 4:40Sparkystreamthen marisa said fine asshole
* 4:40Zipnaxdidnt expect y'all here so early.
* 4:41Sparkystreamthen she left and went to the mansion
* 4:41ZipnaxHeh.
* 4:41Sparkystreamand meiling said ayyyyyyyy lmao want tea
* marisa said ye
* then they drank alcohol
* then meling said yeee want more
* 4:41ZipnaxIs this a fanfiction you made?
* 4:41Sparkystreamthen marisa said ye and put her hakkero down and it shot out a master spark
* then marisa siad aw shet then she drank meilings beer
* 4:41ZipnaxI hope that isnt a innuendo
* 4:42Pokeyoshi19Something feels wrong in this place
* 4:42Sparkystreamand ran inside
* 4:42Pokeyoshi19You yes you
* 4:42Sparkystreampatchouli said to call the cops because a shrine maid did something bad to her
* and marisa said no u
* then marisa met the maid who was covered in orbs
* she said
* eyyy dis aint pads
* marisa kiled her for no reason
* 4:42ZipnaxIts glad to see the amount of progress you guys made in the new website
* 4:42Sparkystreamthen marisa ate remilia
* and flandre and marisa were married
* they had 4 childs
* wtf did i just say