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Best Jason / Dante moments from Dragoma Inferno (anime)

**Nekoferno:** You chose this dump over Dante's awesome city? What a nightmare!

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*Dante’s sleep is disturbed by the elderly seller’s recorded voice blaring through the megaphone across Shirakawa. He jumps out of bed and charges downstairs, straight for the cart full of food and other goodies.*

**Dante:** Hey, we’re trying to get some sleep here!

*As fast as lightning, Jason appears beside him, with his daira kitsune mask on. Furious, Dante grits his teeth and angrily rips the megaphone off from the cart. A hand lashed out and cleverly grasped Ryuzaki’s wrist before it happened.*

**Old seller:** *\*confused\** Is he supposed to be your son?

*Dante gets shocked, anime style.*

**Jason:** No, but he gets on my nerves sometimes.

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*Jason, Dante, and Galen are at Shirakawa’s annual fair. Bardis spots a trendy LED mirror perfect for his studious apartment. This gets the attention of an elderly woman seated at the front of the stall.*

**Woman:** I see your father has some interest in mirrors, young boy.

**Dante:** For the last time, he’s not my father!

**Woman:** My oh my, he chose the expensive one with the LED lights. 427 yens. \*smiles warmly\* Your father’s such a lucky bastard.

**Dante:** And for the last time, he’s not a bastard!

*Galen laughs hysterically in the background.*

### *Episode 14: Threats Abound*

*Dante curiously peeks at Jason’s 5 o'clock stubble while he rests for the day.*

**Dante:** Tee hee hee. Since your electric shaver broke, your ‘Jason Beardis’ now. *\*gigglesnorts\**

**Bardis:** *\*mutters in his sleep\** Very funny, Ryuzaki.

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**Dante:** Hey, that looks just like my eclipse grey bed sheets! I’m so flattered!

**Jason:** Have you not heard of Donate to Shirakawa? Those bed sheets were used by a certain loudmouth who decided to stalk my ambitions and steal my fame.

### *Unknown Episode*

**Jason:** It’s not that hard to get around the forests of Ibaraki. Trust me, I've done it many times.

**Dante:** *\*nods\** Alright. Let me know when we regroup with the rest of The Infernolab.

*Hollow wind howls through as Dante realizes his quick isolation. Bardis already left him that fast. The camera zooms out of the forest, 3 yellow squares flashing over Dante’s antsized location.*

**Dante:** Dammit! That sly fox! He always disappears without my permission!

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**Jason:**  Here’s a proverb I learned from ancient Zenin. 1 日 1 本のバナナでダンテを遠ざけることができます。*1-Nichi 1-pon no banana de dante o tōzakeru koto ga dekimasu.*

**Dante:** Wait, what was that? *\*playfully furious\**

**Jason:** *\*smirks\** A banana a day keeps the Dantes away.

### *Season 2 Episode 11*

**Dante:** You're leaving for Ottawa Hills already?

**Jason:** Beats me. *\*He naughtily swipes Ryuzaki's Lemon Ramune soda, chugging it down before unleashing a loud belch.\**

**Dante:** What was that for!?

**Jason:** I have a consultation with Hakuzōsu. Farewell, Ryuzaki.

*Dante glances at the crushed soda can.*

**Dante:** He really gets on my nerves.

### *Season 2, Episode 14: The Lost Dragon of Miyazaki*

**Mizuchi:** The Dragonis twins. What a surprise.

*Dante and Jason lock eyes with each other in silence.*

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**Dante:** *\*gasp\** Fafnir!

**Jason:** I found this dragon scattered across the forest. He must have been badly hurt from Kurosumera. Luckily I found its spare blueprint and re-built him myself. My dragon really loves me.

**Dante:** *\*playfully offended\** Excuse me? That’s my dragon I built with all of my blood, sweat, and gears!

**Christian:** Now, now you two. Don’t start a war over poor Fafnir.

### *Season 2, Episode ???*

*Something rustles in the bushes nearby, capturing the attention of the team. A scraggy ball of hair leaps out, revealed to have short stubby feet, two beady eyes, and a small nose. The thing huffed as it curiously trots closer.*

**Galen:** *\*squeals while his eyes shine in delight\**: Oh my gods, it's FLUFFY!

**Dante:** Galen, wait!

**Jason:** Let me handle it.

*Bardis charges for the Keukegen before crashing into a water barrier formed by Mizuchi. Dante grabs him by the waist.*

**Dante:** Wait, Jason!

**Bardis:** *\*growls aggressively\** Get off!

*Startled by the commotion, the Keukegen whines in fear and scrambles behind a set of stacked cardboard in an alleyway.*

**Christian:** What was that?

**Renoa:** It seems that's a Keukegen, a dog like kami that roam the alleyways of Shirakawa. It loves to hide and dwell in unkempt places. Beware of it's attraction to populated areas. The lack of human activity create the perfect breeding place for sickness.

**Galen:** On second thought, I'd rather not own Fluffy.

**Dante:** Since we're easily drawn to harmful kami, we steer clear of the Keukegen. Unless.....

*Ryuzaki unleashes a sly grin on the only robot cat on the team.*

**Nekoferno:** *\*finishes licking her paws. Shocked, anime style\** You want me to date that dog!?

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