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Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

Kirby 64 is a series on FWOB where Dillon and Jacob play the 2000 Nintendo 64 video game Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards. The series stared on May 15, 2018 and ended on May 21, 2018. Jacob is at the helm in this series and Dillon is the one dropping knowledge bombs.

 This series shows the most gamer skill of any FWOB series. The combined gamer sense of both Dillon and Jacob in this series is at a level higher than ever seen before. It's also really chill. This is a FWOB series viewers can relax to.

## Important parts

In episode 2 Dillon discusses a rejected bit between him and Cade where every time a determined thing would happen (like an alarm going off ever 90 seconds) they'd both eat a Saltine cracker until they started choking up sawdust. A teaspoon of cinnamon was also considered.

Episode 3 was recorded on February 15, 2018, AND THEY SWEAR!

Episode 4: They fight Acro and are bad. Jacob gets a game over on this SUPER difficult game. They changed the health bar layout and it looked ugly so they reset the game to change. Turns out it didn't save after they beat Acro so they do it again.

Episode 5 references nothing, nothing at all

Episode 6 was recorded on April 11 or 12, 2018. Jacob gets bouldered a bunch. Jacob got a dick drawn on his car. Jacob is bad at fighting robot.

FINALE: The boys blast through Ripple Star and finally come face-to-face with the Dark Souls of Kirby bosses, Miracle Matter. Jacob dies like three times. At one point Jacob leaves the fight after taking 1 point of damage to go and heal up with the cakie in the first stage of Ripple Star. By some MIRACLE Jacob defeats the boss. They finish the game with out fighting the secret final boss although they do mention it's existence.

## Trivia

* This series was teased at the end of The Last of Us: Left Behind series
* This is the third Kirby series on the channel
* The 90th series on the channel probably
* The Planet Popstar theme is Dillon's favorite Kirby song
* Neither Dillon nor Jacob unlocked the final boss of this game when they were child, the latter of which was unaware of it's existence
* By deciding not to acquire all the crystal shards Dillon and Jacob have unleashed the tiny frail beast that is the rage of the Kirby fandom
* Gurren Lagann reference in episode 2
* Dillon makes an EPIC Portal reference in episode 2
* Dillon and Jacob think this game is better than Kirby Star Allies. They're right.
* This series aired during the 4:00pm timeslot
* This series shares it's episode total of 7 with Life is Strange, Budokai Tenkaichi 3, and Game Dev Tycoon
Ethnic bioweapon

An **ethnic bioweapon**, also known as a **race-specific bioweapon**,is a type of bioweapon that is designed to harm people of specific races or ethnicities, while leaving other people unharmed.

Such weapons usually work by targeting specific segments of DNA or protein that are present only in people of a specific ethnicity, and attacking their cells whilst leaving those without such specific segments unharmed. Therefore, the weapon is only effective if the targets and attackers are of different ethnic or racial makeup. For such a situation, ethnic bioweapons negate the disadvantage of most bioweapons (the fact that they kill their own creators just as they kill their enemies) by making their creators immune to the weapon.
Monika

Monika is a girl known for being the “club president” in a “Doki Doki Literature Club” and is the only member because she hasn’t gotten anyone to “eat the cupcakes”. Just Monika.

## Best Girl

Write your username down below if Monika is Best Girl for you.

Kiokope

Cynthia x

SayFuzzyPickles

XileShadow21

DefinitelyNOTMonika

OOFNOTMENOPE

YuriBestGirl

I fucked your mom lol

dewsfg1

Boat

Brokendragon123

JustMonika

Bealin Jason. (JUST MONICA)

## See Also

http://doki-doki-literature-club.wikia.com/wiki/Monika
Paul Bird

aaPaul Bird is the main antagonist of the FWOB universe. He's a mysterious being first discovered by WEEGEE THE GOD and Jacob during their one-off let's play of Wild Animal Racing.

## Biography

Paul Bird is the creator of the obscure steam game 'eating cheese nipples', he has also developed Red Dead Redemption 4 and GTA 6. He's won the game awards 27 times from his masterpieces. He is often represented as a giraffe he named 'Ginger' (from the previously mentioned wild animal racing). He is a mysterious being, and not a lot is known about him. What we do know, however, is that he owns a game company called ea sports, and that he has a book, that Alpharad has confirmed he will review on his own channel. WEEGEE THE GOD and Jacob revisited this game on steam, searching for clues on who Paul Bird is, but they didn't find much beyond horrible animations and some steam greenlight games Paul Bird is working on.

Later on, in a steam cleaning episode on Alpharad's own channel, he played one of his games titles "Alien Invasion".

Various FWOB members have since asked Paul Bird to be a guest on their show, to which they seemingly have gotten no response.

HIS PENIS IS SMALLER THAN YOURS! IT'S SMALL!

**WANTED**

In 10 states and Iceland

please inform the FBI or maybe iceland's coast guard if you see him

PA

Trivia and Fun Facts

Mom status: Fucked

Dad Status: Disappointed

Seee here: Paul Bird Trivia Book

* He has committed many war crimes in his youth (ages 9-12) such as the nuclear bombing the entirety of the north Atlantic ocean.

* Wanted in 12 countries for multiple account for arson, treason, heroin distribution, necrophilia, tax evasion and petty theft.
* Is considered a god by many
Truth Bomb

Ok I got to set some things straight to you Weegee. While watching these
 videos some feelings are coming out that I got to say. I’m out of my
character to be a serous boi for once so listen. First thing first the
“Where the smash Weegee” thing, to explain this I’ll give you an
antodote. There once was a man named Alex, he hated everything. This
Alex fellow became pretty popular, and one day some unfunny edge lord
asked him if he hatted mars bars. Alex thinging this was a terrible
unfunny joke said that a fan made it and disregarded it and made a few
jokes on it. Because of the shear unfunnyness and reaction from Alex,
the fans took this as a sort of ironic battle cry. You see Weegee, his
fans didn’t really want to have actually get an answer, it became a sort
 of inside joke, “like a secret to everyone” from Zelda and kek from
4chan edge lords or “Pomf” for degenerates who have anime profiles. An
inside joke only fans would get and it is to find other fans, like that
“Boat” or “I’m 12” joke. The people who actually still want smash have
left, there 9 year olds, they have the attention span of lobotomized
goldfish, so a person who has the uploading schedule of a full time
animation channel will not get any more attention from them. Now for my
more important issue. I’m not sure if I’m a fan of you Cade. I know I’m a
 fan of Weegee but cade, I’m not sure. Weegee, as a person with a brain
can see, is a character. Weegee is an enraged man child who would get
into a fight over a penny on a street and at the same time is an
“INTELECTUAL”. I can tell this is not true about you, Cade. You have
this thing called friends, if you were actual the same as Weegee you
wouldn’t. You clearly do have some character traits of Weegee but you
are not the same, an exaggeration of reality. I’m not saying this is
makes your non character video bad but I’m simply saying that’s why
people aren’t watching, you haven’t captured their wills. When they see a
 new video they simply think, “Wow, this is just worse alpharad.”. Find a
 way my gorilla emperor, the bear princess and price the heavens. That’s
 about it… well one more thing, finish the jojo video. Now as a SUBRIME
INTELECUAL I must go to my furry den and debate on which fictional
character is stronger. /Narato runs out of the comment section/

Also in Hunter x Hunter Hisoka dies right after the anime ends HAHA
BOAT.
Medical Technology

List of medical technologies and procedures, including prosthetics, cybernetics, genetic modification and life extension.

## Sexual enhancement

* **Penile and vaginal enlargements** used to increase the size and length of penis and vagina, allowing in both cases for deeper penetration.
* **Genital addition** involves adding complementary genitalia (of the same or opposite kind) to an already existing set. Used primarily for sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
* **Vaginal erectile tissue** or **clitoral extension** involves lining the vagina with highly erogenous tissue capable of delivering orgasms through penetration.
* **Seminal enhancement** or **testicular/prostate enhancement** involves increasing the size of testes, vas deferens and ejaculatory muscle in order to deliver greater quantities of semen during an ejaculation.
* **Orgasmic neural enhancement** involves modification to nervous system to allow faster recovery from orgasm.
Smash Bros 4 Pr

Fwob Smash 4 pr

 Smash Bros 4 Pr

This is the official FWOB Smash Bros 4 Pr. Each episode has its own section and there is a section at the bottom that tallies up all games.

 Episode 1

* Game 1: 1st: Dillon; 2nd: Jacob; 3rd: Cade; 4th: Don; 5th: Major.
* Game 2: 1st: Dillon; 2nd: Cade; 3rd: Jacob; 4th: Don; 5th: Major.
* Game 3: 1st: Dillon; 2nd: Major; 3rd: Jacob; 4th: Don; 5th: Cade.
* Game 4: 1st: Cade; 2nd: Major; 3rd: Don; 4th: Dillon; 5th: Jacob.

## Episode 2

* Game 1: 1st: Dillon; 2nd: Major; 3rd: Cade; 4th: Don; 5th: Jacob.
* Game 2: 1st: Dillon; 2nd: Jacob; 3rd: Cade; 4th: Major; 5th: Don.
* Game 3: 1st: Cade; 2nd: Major; 3rd: Dillon; 4th: Jacob; 5th: Don.
* Game 4: 1st: Don; 2nd: Jacob; 3rd: Dillon; 4th: Cade; 5th: Major.

## Episode 3

* Game 1: 1st: Don; 2nd: Jacob; 3rd: Dillon; 4th: Cade; 5th: Major.
* Game 2: 1st: Dillon; 2nd: Major; 3rd: Don; 4th: Cade; 5th: Jacob.
* Game 3: 1st: Jacob; 2nd: Cade; 3rd: Don; 4th: Major; 5th: Dillon.
* Game 4: 1st: Dillon; 2nd: Jacob; 3rd: Cade; 4th: Major; 5th: Don.

## Total Score

1. Dillon **Score: 49**
2. Cade **Score: 36**
3. Jacob **Score: 34**
4. Major **Score: 33**
5. Dad **Score: 28**
Jklonk

Jklonk is a fictional character in the Friends Without Benefits canon. He is the protagonist of the Dark Souls series. He is the second and by far the most popular champion of the JKL Family. Jklonk made his first appearence on December 11, 2017 in the first episode of Dark Souls titled: The Crash Bandicoot of Action RPGs and his most recent appearence was on January 9th, 2018 in episode 29 of Dark Souls titled: FINALE. Jklonk becomes the dark lord or something.

## Trivia

* In episode 8 of Dark Souls 2, Cade calls some ogre man things with hammers Jklonk to which Dillon corrects him on later saying that they are Jklonk's ancestors. Later, Cade is heard calling the enemies "Jklonks" It is unknown what any of this means as it contradicts many of the pre-established lore surrounding Jklonk.
* Jklonk is mentioned in episode 19 of The Last of Us
WarioWare Mega Party Games

HOLY FUCK FACECAM!

WarioWare Mega Party Games was a short-lived series where the gang plays WarioWare Mega Party Games for the Nintendo GameCube. The series stars Dillon, Don, Jacob, and Major and it is one of the few non-Mario Party series' on FWOB to have 4 members play. WarioWare Mega Party Games is the 54th series on the channel and had a total of 3 episodes airing from December 9, 2017 to December 11, 2017 and it aired during the 4:00pm timeslot. When this series was released some people thought this game would replace Mario Party, they are dumb.

## Trivia

* This series shares it's episode total with 3D Ultra Mini-Golf Adventure, Smackdown Vs. Raw 2006, Garfield Kart, Bee Movie, Super Smash Bros, Smash Bros For Glory, and Shadow The Hedgehog
JKLreed♂ JKLgeez♀

JKLreed♂ JKLgeez♀is a member of the JKL Family. Xe is half-male, half female and uses Xe and Xim. Xe likes reading, making lockpicks, playing baseball, watching movies all day, and was determined to call the cops on Kamoshida, though Ryuji somehow convinced xim otherwise.

When asking about xim about the cops debacle, xe has this to say

"Everyday when I walk by my school I always remember to catch the bus. The one cursed day that has been haunting me in my sleep. Everyday when even my eyes just glance past that school my brain sends a grim reminder of that day. It all started when I found out about a twisted perception of that school made by a teacher there, Mr. Kamoshida-san-kun. It was a castle where he was a tyrant king. It was no thing to take lightly. My ingeniousness decided to come up with a plan to stop this evil man. These five words that I would say would turn out to be the worst decision of my life... "We should call the cops"... My friend replied, "So you wanna tell them about the castle? They'd never believe us... Have any other ideas... ?" I would not take that as an answer. I will not let my ingeniousness go to waste for a stupid answer like that. So I said it again. "We should call the cops" to which I was met with the same answer. "So you wanna tell them about the castle? They'd never believe us... Have any other ideas... ?" So I said it again and again. "We should call the cops." "We should call the cops." "We should call the cops." "We should call the cops." Every time I was met with the same answer over and over again. "So you wanna tell them about the castle? They'd never believe us... Have any other ideas... ?" "So you wanna tell them about the castle? They'd never believe us... Have any other ideas... ?" "So you wanna tell them about the castle? They'd never believe us... Have any other ideas... ?" "So you wanna tell them about the castle? They'd never believe us... Have any other ideas... ?" My head was spinning into insanity. I wouldn't, no, I COULDN'T stop saying those words. over and over again I was met with sadness and despair. Is this what my life has lead up to? Is this really it? If so, I wouldn't end it in a failure. So I kept going... and going and going and going and going and going and going... but to no avail. This madness had to stop. If I wouldn't stop it who would? But I can't, that's not right. All my hard work will go to nothing. I would lose the war. I tried to keep going, hoping for a victory, but my patience would run to an end. I was gonna stop. I tried and I tried to refuse the inevitable but there was no use. So I finally said those few words that would ruin my life for eternity, "How about a sneak attack?" to which he replied with, "That'd be fine if we could do it without gettin' caught, but... if we did, we'd be seriously done for." The war was over. But at what cost? Was all my hardships and struggle for... nothing? I've been pondering this moment ever since. There were no winners that day and there would be no more in the future. My foolishness has destroyed me and I couldn't go back... We should've called the cops.﻿"
Duel Academy

*"TIME WIZID!"*

Yugioh is a 2 player card game where the main objective is to lower your opponent's LP to 0. each player starts off with 8000 LP (Although this seems high even the weakest monsters usual have 100 AP so it's more closer to 80 LP in reality) There are three types of cards: Spells, Traps, and monsters. Spell are cards played on your turn you can use for a special effect. Trap cards are cards that are like spell cards but can only be used on your opponents turn. Monster cards cause and stop damage and occasionally have special effects that makes them part spell. When you activate the trap card, "Pot of Greed", it allows you to draw two cards from your deck (BTW explaining pot of greed is a mandatory rule whenever it is played).

-this series willl never finish,meaning that FWOB in on tiself will never finish
FWOB Subreddit

The only Subreddit on the site, it was mostly dead, aside from u/FWOB\_Bot posting videos, until it was mentioned by the crew on Mario Part 3: Boat /Episode 1/. Boosted by the shoutout, the subreddit is now alive with many memes being posted as well.

## When?

The subreddit even created their own meme, called When?. Stemming from asking when Mario Party DS, the subreddit started asking for even more obscure games, like Mario Party Advance or Mario Party E. Eventually these degenerates started scraping at the bottom of the barrel finding games such as Sonic Shuffle, or Disney Party, or GODDAMN M&M'S BEACH PARTY! Eventually, a truce was made between OfficialDPG and Porygon-Q to never use when posts again. Dad himself posted that Mario Party DS is coming so stop complaining. But then, there was a traitor. Some scumbag named Kiokope (Stupid Fucking Name, Right?) asked the worst thing possible.

**When?**

Don then said he was literally going to push it back because of that remark.

## Jokes on the Subreddit

The FWOB subreddit has alot of jokes, most of them being us sewer dwellign 12 year olds mooching off the jokes stated in FWOB episodes.

FWOB-Chan

one day on the subreddit, User U/Xileshadow21created FWOB-Chan, the only Chan on the internet, this meme blew up in the subreddit and FWOB artists started making fan art of the character, and just like every other meme in the subreddit it lost its meme status in 1 day, legend has it if you go on r34 you can see FWOB-Chan. Fun fact, Dad is scared of FWOB-Chan’s female body despite being futa.
"Fuck you weegee"

"Fuck you weegee, I am not dumb and poor" is a copypasta dating back to the very first episode of the *Mario Party* series, dubbed "Mario Party 4: Never Lucky". The original comment has been lost to the virtual sands of time, but its spirit lives on through this website and r/copypasta.

## **Origin**

The origin of this pasta comes from the very beginning of the very first episode of the overarching *Mario Party* series, where the following bit played out:

> Dillon: "Everybody, minus Jacob."
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> Don: "Yeah."
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> Cade: "Yeah, he didn't wanna play this game, he said this game fucking sucks, and if you like it, you're... uh, dumb and poor."
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> Don: "No, that's not-that's not... he did not say that."
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> Cade: "That's exactly what he said, word for word."
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> Don: "I'm gonna go ahead and say... he did not say that."
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> Cade: "How dare he?"
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> All: \*laughing\*
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> Cade: "And now he is, uh... giving me the stink eye... from the opening of the room."
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> Major: "Big Brother is always watching."
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## **Copypasta**

> "Fuck you weegee, I am not dumb and poor. All of my friends are in awe of my massive mental capacity. You ever heard of dark matter? Yeah, thats what I thought. I discovered dark matter and invented batteries which can contain it. I use them to make ultra-light gaming pcs which I hoard to myself.
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> That's not the extent of it either, I don't spend all of my time simply dabbling in quantum physics, but I am also a well rounded philosopher. I have read the works of Plato, Nietzsche, Descartes, and many many more. Debate me anytime on anything, you will lose. Epistemology is a particular interest of mine, and one in which I could destroy you with the extent of my intellect.
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> Oh yeah, and I can see in 4D. Do not challenge me, and do not ever call me dumb and poor. I am so much more cognisant of any possible subject and any possible time period than you will ever be. Rest in pieces, kiddo."
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Welcome Back...

"Welcome Back..." is a popular phrase used by the FWOB crew on the show. The phrase is not limited to any specific series and is widespread across the FWOBverse, nor is it uttered by any specific member, as pretty much every member has used this at one point or another. The phrase is meant to make fun of other Let's Play series that start an episode with " Welcome back to...", which technically makes 'Friends Without Benefits' a real Let's Play channel.

The phrase doesn't necessarily have to be said at the beginning of an episode, as there are moments when it is uttered when something is happening.

## Structure

The structure of this phrase is the following;

-Usually at the start of an episode (there are exceptions though)

-Contains something relevant to the game or ongoing commentary. Saying the name of the game/show is acceptable, but not as funny or xd random.

-There are two main variations of the line. The first addresses the game and commentary beginning with the words "Welcome back to...", followed by the point above. The other addresses the audience itself, often giving them a name to call them by.

## Examples

"Welcome back, Game Theory! It's me, The Pope! Spaghetti!" -Weegee, Undertale: Chicks With Dicks - EPISODE 3

"Welcome back to Jacob Comes Out Of The Closet." -Weegee, Sonic Mania: Anime Friends - EPISODE 4

"Welcome back, gamers." -Deezus, "Rabbid-Heads" -Alpharad, "Rab-rab-Rabbid-Heads." -Deezus, "Or Mario-Heads." -Alpharad, Mario + Rabbids: RIP Spawny - EPISODE 33

"Welcome back to the audio's fixed!" -Weegee, Sonic Forces: Madea's The End of the World - EPISODE 5
Dragon Ball FighterZ

This series is two episodes of Cade and Dillon fighting each other in FighterZ, that's literally it.

Here are all the episodes

The series ran from February 4, 2018 to February 5, 2018. It is the 64th series on the channel overall and it is the 2nd Dragon Ball series on FWOB. The series aired on the 4:00pm timeslot and has a total runtime of 39:14 minutes.

## Trivia

* This series shares its episode total with Shrek 2, Amazing Island, and VR Porn, although it is debatable if the ladder even counts as a series
* This episode was released at the same time as the first episode of Duel Academy due to an unforeseen error of some sort
JKLPOOPOO

JKLPOOPOO is another member of the JKL Family and was the name of the creator of the vessel known as "JKLPEEPEE" in Cade and Dillon's Deltarune playthrough though JKLPOOPOO as a name was refered to twice by the actual game "JKLPOOPOO."Excellent. Truly excellent. "JKLPOOPOO" Thank you for your time. your answers. your wonderful creation." said by the introductory disembodied voice.
The War Begins

For some reason, there are 2 FWOB wiki to combat this we are going to war. No ordinary war, a troll war. What is a troll war, it's a war that is fought with trolling as the name implies. How do we fight this war simple as, subtle as possible. Replace commas with periods, Capitalize random Wikis, misspell names, switch link and replace periods with commas, In the end, the enemy will be very annoyed and then like dust in the wind we leave.

PS. This is a joke don't take this seriously. Or do I don't care.

## Resources

Bee movie

This Wiki page is now property of the Ernie Gang.

"Bedroom? If You Insist."
Game Dev Tycoon

Game Dev Tycoon is possibly the most successful series along with Mario Party on FWOB. The series consists of Weegee, Deezus, and Major. The series includes several Nazi and gender related jokes, as well as some funny hahas too .

## Company

The group originally named their company "friend" and their character "friend guy" but lost in the first episode. On their second try they named their company "we're not going und" and their character "Nazi (Not Racist)".

## Games

Some of their games are:

* hitler goes to the zoo
* hitler goes to the zoo and kisses
* fantasyaxis online
* hahaheil
* kids died in the holocaust too ://
* nazi war trials
* saving a nazi named ryan
* punchpunchnazipunchhit
* raunchyundertale nazi spaghe
* high on gas
* mechamerchadiehjews
* take poland
* super hitman zoo tongueler
* harharDIEL
* FrankenHitler
* Wolfenstein
* nazi experimintatortots
* super duper hithit zoogus
* Fallout: Jew Vegas
* Walt Disney: HITLER???
* Hitler on Legs on WHeels
* 2opia of no 2w: 2
* shinlest jew jew die
* high on gas
* piratebay
* holotychoon
* funny$$man
* Fantasy Axis Game
That one time Weegee leaked top secret FWOB information

On September 12, 2017 Friends Without Benefits member and YouTuber Cade McKown made a tweet stating "fuck mario party 5" in the tweet he shows a picture of a white board (presumably from the FWOBfice) that says "FUCK MARIO PARTY 5" the white board showed much more than that however. The white board showed all of the plans for FWOB in the future and it revealed many unannounced series, some of which have yet to be released. It is unknown wether or not Cade was aware of posting the whole upcoming schedule. Reader beware, this is old news.

## Response

On the same day as the tweet was posted fellow FWOB member and Youtuber Alpharad commented "Cade, why did you leAK IT ALL" to which ex-FWOB member a Turvis responded with "Who has the tiny brain now BITCH" to which Cade replied with "oh no people have things to be excited about and look forward to on our fun lets play channel SHIT!!!!!!!!!" to which Alpharad responded with "yeah CADE this is the worst timeline" TO WHICH TURV RESPONDED WITH a gif of Waluigi crotch-chopping (gif **IS** available) AND THEN CADE REPLIED WITH "you dont know how to talk into a microphone" Things began to get tense, Turvis then retaliates with "You don't know how to land on a star" AND THEN WEEGEE CAME BACK AND SAID "you can deflect all you want, just try to do it into the microphone this time" AND THEN A TWITTER USER WHOSE HANDLE WILL GO UNAMED SAID "weeg is my favourite"
Cade V Giraffes Dabate

*So I've been seeing some "discussions" about weather Weegee could or couldn't beat a giraffe and the constant page changes are getting a bit old, so to remedy this I have created this page. If you want to explain why Weegee can or cannot beat a giraffe post on this page. The only rule this page is do not delete or change another person's explanation, anything else is fine.*

- Confussed-oddish, Admin/Founder/Bureaucrat

## Debate

-Weegee could take on any bitch-ass giraffe, any place, any time. His massive muscles would easily destroy the giraffe. Even if his muscles aren't enough, his incredibly small ego would make the giraffe feel inferior, and back out like the little bitch he is.
 -earth2frrst, Internet Explorer

Cade cannot beat a giraffe. -Q

-Wegee could easily destroy any giraffe he wanted because he is literally a fucking god. Also, being the second coming of hitler, he could destroy anything in his path especially the frail weak necks of puny ass giraffes.

-Cade can and will always be able to beat any giraffe. -Jonchat, only likes major

-This is God Himself, and by My decree, I grant Weegee the power to overcome any and every giraffe on the plane of Earth, across all ages in your history. In addition, Weegee now has the strength to single-handedly destroy any wildlife of African heritage, including creatures such as the elephant, the gazelle, the hippopotamus, and the tribal African plains dweller. Any naysayer who should dare deny My will to be done will be struck from the face of the world, forgotten from time. *- God Himself, aka TCP*

Ok wait a second Cade is a human and a giraffe is a fucking giraffe and would just step on him

-You underestimate the power of Funny Overweight Internet Man, My child. Fret not, when the Giraffture arrives, Weegee will be the Savior of humanity against the giraffes from Hell. *- TCP*

Does Cade get any weapons?-echinquee

-Only his fists, the power emanating from his neckbeard, and the ferocity of giants. - *TCP*

-Well he has been known to use the Blue Yeti on occasion and his gamer pad increases his states expernansialy - Father Oddish

-He can use the Yeti to amplify his outrageous power level, yes, but he hasn't needed to use it since the Giraffe Assault on Lemuria during the Hyperwar. He now mostly wrestles giraffes into the ground with his bare hands. - TCP

Ok...then Cade wins

*Ok so the tally is in, 10 reasons for Weegee's victory and 3 are against. Fors have one, Weegee is officially able to beat a giraffe.-Father Oddish*
JKL Family

The JKL Family started when The Great Ones, Dillon and Cade, chose a name for Undertale With JKLEEe. They were then reserved for Souls Games and Winnie the Pooh’s Home Run Derby, but are now included for other games. Writing a separate page for each champion is too difficult so this is the compromise for all past, current, future Jklan members. Keep in mind the only canon Jklan members have to had been born in a series where WEEGEE and DEEZUS are both present.

In the beginning, there was nothing, except a dead, dry earth. Then out of the dust, a hero rose to power “JKLEEe” and through JKLEEe legacy rose many new heroes such as Jklonk and Jkloo. But what really are their purpose? Are they just pawns in a game? Or are they pieces to an ancient puzzle? They say only one person know, he is dubbed as “Bob” but no one has seen him before. The JKLan goes off on an adventure to find the reason behind their existence and end up learning that they were made for evil. They have to go on their quest to kill Bob, to rid the world of their creator so no more monstrosities of the JKLiniage can be born to torment humankind.

**JKLEEe**

**Current known members include:**

* JKLEEe
* Jklonk
* Jkloo
* JklonkHD
* Jklpooh
* JKLINK & JKLHORSE
* Jklizard
* JKLPEEPEE
* JKLPOOPOO
* JKLop
* JKLop2
* JKLreed♂ JKLgeez♀
* JKLufaruko
* JKLimulator
* JKLUNT
* JKLurt
* JKLeden!
* JKLobby
* JKLMAN
* JKLoopy
* JKLjr

**Unofficial members include:**

* JKLEEE
* Jkleel White
* JKLady
* JKLilith

**Trivia:**

* JKLEEe was rebirthed on the Alpharad Plus channel in the episode megalovania
* buh
God of War

God of War is a series on FWOB where Weegee and Major (And sometimes Dillon, but not always) play the 2018 video game God of War, not to be confused with 2005 game of the same name, boy. Dillon is there too. The series started on May 13, 2018, and is currently ongoing as part of the 8:00pm timeslot. Boy.

## Story

Cade, Dillon, and Major all vicariously live as a dad in this series, boy. They take their son boy on adventures. In the first episode Major dies a lot, boy. They burn mom ash or something, boy.

The second episode is where things pick up as it marks the return of the Funny SS Man from game dev when he knocks on Kratos' door trying to sell a copy of Ha Ha Heil and to ask Kratos if he wants to play Fantasy Axis Online, boy. Kratos declines and the SS man doesn't like that, boy. They fight, boy. The SS man puts up a surprisingly good fight but he is no match for Kratos, boy. Major gets excited when Kratos got the guy in a sleeper hold cause wrestling, boy. Then they continue on their adventure to spread Mom ashes in the land of Skyrim, boy.

Episode 3: Major is having fun, Boy is not ready, boy.

Episode 4: Kind of filler episode, boys meet boar lady and they find a boat, boy

Episode 5 is the boat episode, boy. Dillon died and made Weegee and Major spread his ashes on the tallest mountain in the world so that was a whole thing, boy. Major and Weegee question why Don isn't on the series seeing as he is called "Dad" Don shows up, boy. Major admits that he "dabbles" in gay sex from time to time but he is not in fact gay, boy. Major thought a seagull was a pigeon and Cade took a joke TOO far, boy. Weegee gets mad because Game Grumps changed their channel colors from orange to blue, now FWOb is no longer Blue Game Grumps and instead is now just Game Grumps, boy. Weegee joked about suing and Major informs the audience that they're trying to trademark blue, boy.

Episode 6 and 7 are filler, boy makes progress, boy.

Episode 8: The recording goblins stole the audio files for 5 episodes so they had to reset the game, boy. The recording of them getting back to where they were is up on patreon with over 2 hours of footage where the boys, with Don, talk about what FWOB talks about, boy. Later they suspect Microsoft, MVD, and ESAM of sabotage as in they messed with the recording, boy. Major has a bunch of hot takes and Kratos becomes a banana, boy. Boy gets blocked by Big Light on twitter after he sent it a bunch of memes, boy.

Peak comedy is achieved in episode 9, boy

Episode 10: Dillon is resurrected, boy. They discuss Jesus camp and how Dillon was traumatized, boy.

Episode 11 is discussion and filler stuff but it is funny, boy. Don cameos at the end after getting frustrated by another futanari argument, boy

## Life Lessons

* Do not mess with a guy with tattoos on his nipples, boy
* Don't run fast on rickety bridges, boy

## Trivia

* Major's brother, Alastair Duncan, worked on this game, and is the voice actor for Mimir. That is a 100% true fact and not a joke, boy.
* The 88th series on the channel probably, boy.
* Kratos does not use contractions, boy.
* A ghost loli, named Jessica, lives in the walls of their office, boy.
But alpharad

But alpharad To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kirby. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Kirby’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kirby truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kirby’s existential catchphrase “HIIIII” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Masahiro Sakurai’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂﻿
Breath of the Wild

Breath of the Wild was a FWOB series that's most significant attribute was that it marked the first appearance of Dillon and Cade's god-tier partnership on the channel. Fun fact: Cade thinks this game is a 7/10, this means he hates it otherwise, he would've given it a 10/10.

## Trivia

* This series is the only one to have an episode total of 23
* Cade did not receive a review copy of this game and instead had to wait outside a Best Buy at midnight "rubbing elbows with the commoners" to get the game
* This is where we first were able to confirm that Cade is an S teir manchild, due to his constant complaining
An Alpharad Tribute

We've just reached 100 page on this forsaken wiki and right in time for the leave of alpharad, so I thought it would be right to dedicate this page to Jacob retirement. So say goodbye, press f and even draw some fan art if you like, for one of the men who made this channel what it is today. I guess this is goodbye Space Cowboy.

Seeya Jacob

## Pay Respects (Place to Post)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdofmoYcJNE&t=0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE&index=4

https://youtu.be/K6yKWPFN2fg?t=14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5TkZ9bFodQ

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Elaine

Elaine in Gacha Club. Art by PureEunoia.

Elaine is a playable battle unit in Gacha Club. She was created by PureEunoia. According to Zebulon's, Roger's, and Aiai's character profiles Morse Codes, she is an evil and manipulative person. According to her profile, her occupation was a murderer.

(Aiai, Roger, Zebulon and Elaine have the same creator, PureEunoia). She also has Morse codes on her character profile.

## Morse Code Translations

Some morse code can be found on the profiles of four different character presets. When translated, they all relate to Elaine.

**"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU'RE NEXT ON MY LIST, ROGER. SAY HELLO TO YOUR PARENTS FOR ME."** - Elaine's profile in Gacha Club

**"Don't trust Elaine." "Elaine's a liar., don't trust her."** - Aiai's profile in Gacha Club.

**"ELAINE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MANY DEATHS OF INNOCENT LIVES."** - Roger's profile in Gacha Club.

**"ELAINE IS DANGEROUS. SHE LEFT ME TO ROT TO DEATH. I WAS FOUND LUCKILY."** - Zebulon's profile in Gacha Club.

## Gacha Club Base Stats

* **Club:** Club Gacha/Club Danger
* **Hit Points:** 189
* **Attack Power:** 37
* **Defense Power:** 23%
* **Damage Type:** Fire
* **Active Skill:** DEF-Strike-Attack 1 enemy with 250% damage, decrease enemy DEF-1%
* **Passive Skill:** Team Critical rate+2%

## Trivia

* Despite being assigned to Club Gacha, she lists Club Danger as her favorite club and Anti-Hero as her favorite title.

* In her personality section on character profile, there is a Morse code, the Morse code means "Broken".

* On PureEunoia (The creator of Elaine)'s YouTube about section, there is Morse code that translates to something related to Elaine. It reads **"ELAINE" ISN'T HER REAL NAME. SHE KNOWS EVERYONE, SHE BLACKMAILS PEOPLE, SHE HUNTS PEOPLE DOWN, AND SHE CAN BE ANYONE SHE WANTS TO DISGUISE AS."**

## Gallery

Elaine's preset in Gacha ClubElaine's full artwork.
Beachball-Chan

Beachball-Chan is a Water character introduced in Anime Gacha as part of the Ocean Paradise case. She later appeared in Gacha Resort as a Dark character but with her signature beachball.

She also appears in Gacha Club in Club Whale.

## Quotes

"Taste my beachball!" - Beachball-Chan in Anime Gacha

"Nobody touches my beachball!" - Beachball-Chan's Special attack quote in Gacha Resort.

"Where's my beachball?" - Beachball-Chan in Gem Beach in Gacha Resort.

"That was fun! I had a ball!" - Beachball-Chan's Victory quote in Gacha Resort.

"You can't always enjoy the beach..." - Beachball-Chan's Less quote in Gacha Resort.

"The beach is the best place on Earth!" - When Beachball-Chan is tapped on her head in Gacha Resort's Resort mode.

"Do you have any beachballs?" - When Beachball-Chan is tapped on her nose in Gacha Resort's Resort mode.

"Why doesn't anyone want to play with me." - When Beachball-Chan is tapped on her chest in Gacha Resort's Resort mode.

"Don't make me hit you with my ball!" - When Beachball-Chan is tapped on her hips in Gacha Resort's Resort mode.

"I-l've been playing catch with my beachball." - When Beachball-Chan is tapped on anywhere else in Gacha Resort's Resort mode.
Gacha

**This article is a work in progress.**
Please help in the expansion or creation of this article by expanding or improving it. The talk page may contain suggestions.

## Overview

Gacha is a feature where the player can spend currencies to get characters or items, the rarities of the items is based on chance.

## Gacha Life

In Life, you can spend gems to get gifts.

## Gacha Club

*Main Article: Gacha Club/Gacha*
In Club, there are 10+ banners where you can spend your gems, gold, and tickets.
Blaz

Blaz's sprite in Gacha World

Blaz is a Fire Unit. He appears in Gacha World in the second area of Xkour. He appears as a recruitable character in Gacha Resort.

In Gacha World, he challenges the Gacha Summoner a race as soon as they meet in Xkour, an MMO VR Extreme Parkour game. He is friends with Atom, Cyto, his sister Cele, and Luna.

His special skill is "Blazing Rush". Blaz sends a flaming kick into a column foenemies, doing fire damage. He has no leadership skill.

Blaz does not have any in-game lore page.

He was created by Asif.

## Gallery

Blaz's Fidget SpinnerBlaz, in Gacha Life and Gachaverse
Cecilia Nieve

Cecilia in Gacha Resort. Illustration by Rinku San.

**Cecilia Nieve** is a 5-star water unit appearing in Gacha Resort. So far, this has been her only appearance.

The way she acts in game implies she is fiercely loyal to the summoner and also she seems to fear melting. She can also be seen as a adult version of the Ice fairy character already in Gacha Resort.

She was created by Rinku San.

## Quotes

* *"I hope I don't melt!"* – Gacha Resort (when grabbing shells/gems)
* *"Master.... stop... I'm melting..."* – Gacha Resort (when patted on her chest)
* *"Master! Its inappropriate to touch people like that!"* – Gacha Resort (when patted on the hips)

## Gallery

Cecilia Nieve's appearance in Gacha ResortCecilia Nieve's spritesheetCecilia Nieve's chibi spritesheet
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Cyto

Cyto's sprite from Gacha World

**Cyto** is a Water Unit. He appears in Gacha World in the fourth area of Xkour. He appears as a recruitable character in Gacha Resort and Anime Fidget Spinner Battle, and appears in Anime Gacha as part of the Future Punk case. He is a preset in Gacha Club, a member of Club Cyan.

In Gacha World, he is the only one in Xkour, an MMO VR Extreme Parkour game, who has not been affected by the mental influences keeping everyone there. He is friends with Atom, Blaz, Cele, and Luna.

His special skill is "Duel Daggers". Cyto throws two blades into a single enemy, doing water damage. He has no leadership skill.

Cyto does not have any in-game lore.

He was created by Phantom.

## Quotes

"That's right pump it up!" - Parkour Cyto in Anime Gacha

"You think you can out run me?" - Cyto's skill quote in Gacha World

"C'mon Ellie! Everyone is waiting for you!" - Cyto's Skill Quote in the Final Chapter's boss battle.

"We're making Xkour a better place, and it's all thanks to you Ellie!" - Cyto after the Gacha Summoner has defeated RNG Goddess Ellie.

## Trivia

* According to Phantom, Cyto and Cykopath were once intended to be the same character, where Cyko is Cyto after he "went crazy". It is unclear if this is still true.
* He appears in a game named DotCyto, a game made by Rodri (one of Luni's old friends), as the protagonist.

## Gallery

Parkour Cyto in Anime GachaCyto's spinner in Anime Fidget SpinnerCyto as he appears in Gacha ResortCyto in Gacha Club.
Ara

Ara's portrait in Gacha Resort. Illustrated by Purorange.

Ara is a 5-star Light unit who made her debut in Gacha Resort. So far, this has been her only appearance. In the Mission Vacation challenge, it is revealed that she is Keito and Luiselle's daughter, alongside Shanielle.

She was created by Superchibi51.

## Gallery

Ara's Gacha Resort easter egg (which is kinda creepy).
Esfirasya

Esfirasya in Gacha Club. Art by Shining Hatsya

Esfirasya is a playable battle unit character in Gacha Club. She is also a preset assigned to Club Gacha.

## Story

*Esfirasya's Story in Gacha Club*

"A former skater, now a paraplegic pro-gamer in Russia, received a Gachaphone in real-world upon winning an interplanetary raid in an online sandbox RPG."

## Gacha Club Base Stats

* **Club:** Club Gacha (Club Gamer)
* **Hit Points:** 333
* **Attack Power:** 38
* **Defense Power:** 4%
* **Damage Type:** Fire
* **Active Skill:** Heal Strike (15 MP) - Attack one enemy for 250% damage and heal team 12% of maximum hitpoints
* **Passive Skill:** Team DEF + - +2% Team Defense Value

## Trivia

* Despite being assigned to Club Gacha, she lists Club Gamer as her favorite club and title.

## Gallery

Esfirasya's preset in Gacha ClubEsfirasya's full artwork.
VR porn

VR porn is a FWOB series that currently only has two episodes and is a major example of FWOB's extremely high standard for making quality content. Unsurprisingly or surprisingly, depending on how you look at it, the first episode titled "VR Porn by PornHub - Friends Without Benefits" is the most viewed video on the channel. The first episode stars Jacob and Don and follows the latter venturing from our reality into that of the virtual reality where he experiences what it's like to be tiny in the midst of a giant woman. The second episode titled "VR Porn by YouPorn - Friends Without Benefits" adds Cade to the mix where he too experiences giant women of the virtual realm. It truly is the intellectual's FWOB series.
Club Wind

## About

Club Wind is a club with nature themed presets. Despite its name, most of the presets are not wind-themed. This club is similar to Club Bamboo, since both clubs also follow a nature theme, though Club Bamboo is more influenced by icons in Japanese culture.

Club Wind can be made into your characters' "Favorite Title" and/or "Favorite Club", located in "Profile".

### Trivia

* The club icon is green, a color usually associated with nature and the Earth, despite being called Club Wind. This has caused confusion among many players.

* The leaf on the bottom right side of the logo is similar to green leaf used in Nintendo's game/franchise, *Animal Crossing*.

## Members

### Page 1

* Sylph
* Kugari
* Elllyn
* Dice
* Turtle
* Ferry
* Aero
* Medusa
* Oliver
* Wind Fairy

### Page 2

* Nyau
* Owlette
* Autumn Rosemary
* Kaze
* Affrieet
* Arch ArCe
* Therris
* Zephyros
* Ceres
* Elvira

### Page 3

* Twig
* Eurus
* Vinny
* Shin
* Shoji
* Elisabeth
* Ava
* Millia
* Ami
* Niam

### Page 4

* Emy
* Bomfterfli
* Annabeth
* Wind Fairy
* Daichi Satou
* Elvira
* Shen
* Lissy
* Princess Elena
* Dreamy

### Page 5

* Bell
* Anastasia
* Terra
* Willow
* Forest
* May
* Ythan
* Smug
* Asi
* Terra

### Page 6

* Protector
* Ruo
* Fallen
* Kumi
* Niarbow
* Scarlett
* MintyL
* Konachi
* I1nk
* Toriel

### Page 7

* Elvis Bon S.
* Devo
* Jungle Janet
* Sainsha
* Endo Sativum
* Evelyn
* Row
* Shin
* Milo Frog
* Amber

### Page 8

* Portia
* Olvhiron
* Yin
* Morris
* Cypress
* Kuusa
* Life
* Matthew
* Sunny
* Aki

### Page 9

* Hoga Jun
* Flora
* Amikko
* Dylan
* Millie
* Miss Bonsai
* Horae
* Florante
* Kaze
* Christen

### Page 10

* Amfibi Landii
* Ashton
* Wendy
* Anemone
* K
* Florin
* Kit
* Jasmine
* Nana
* Blossom
Clara

Clara in Gacha Club. Art by Carma12100

Clara is a playable battle unit in Gacha Club. She currently has no ingame lore.

## Gacha Club Base Stats

* **Club:** N/A
* **Hit Points:** 221
* **Attack Power:** 50
* **Defense Power:** 6%
* **Damage Type:** Wind
* **Active Skill:** Heal All Strike (20MP) - Attack all enemies for 100% damage and heal team for 12% of their max hit points
* **Passive Skill:** Team Defense Power+2%
Fire Units

## Fire

### Takes + Dmg vs

Water

Fire units are characters who belong to the element of fire.

## Units

### 1-Star Units:

* Wanchan (in Gacha Resort)
* Harpia (in Gacha Resort)
* Fire Fairy (in Gacha Resort)

### 2-Stars Units:

* Kitsune Miko (in Gacha Resort)
* Naito (only in Gacha Resort)
* Mr. Sensei (in Gacha Resort)

### 3-Stars Units:

* Fire Fairy (in Anime Gacha)
* Saru
* Ninja Ken
* Young Dragon
* Skeleton
* Arbiter Keitoku (as "Keitoku Senpai" in Anime Gacha)
* Abushu
* Floaty Imouto (in Anime Gacha)
* Harpia (in Anime Gacha)
* Pumpkin
* Candy Corn
* Scarecrow
* Vampire
* Elf Reddy
* Chocolate
* Inferno (only in Anime Gacha)
* Naito (in Anime Gacha)
* Yandere Kuku (only in Gacha World)
* Devil Akki (also as "Messy Akki")
* Popstar Asif (in Gacha Resort)
* Blaz
* Reed/Bandit Reed (in Gachaverse)
* Vulcanus/Demon Fist Vulcanus
* Alenky/Vermillion Dancer Alenky
* Evanee Lee/Flamme-Damé Evanee
* Me'l Veil Cat/Infernal Wolf Me'l

### 4-Stars Units:

* Kilios (as "Traceur Kilios" in Anime Gacha)
* Kitsune
* Devil Akki (only in Anime Gacha)
* Nurse Risa (in Anime Gacha)
* Yandere Kuku (as "Kokoro Kuku")
* Naito (in Gacha World)
* Inferno
* Efreet
* Vileblood Ryan (in Gacha Resort)
* Jack Wallance/Hitman Jack & Jill
* Graf Spee/Admiral Graf Spee (in Gachaverse)
* Sweet Aurelia/Waitress Aurelia (in Gachaverse)
* Ryuuga Saiko/Dragon Sparkling Ryuuga
* Tela/Telapath
* E. Raze/Nuclear Soldier E.RAZER

### 5-Stars Units:

* Efreet (only in Anime Gacha)
* Samurai Kasai (in Anime Gacha)
* Kitsune Miko (in Anime Gacha)
* Popstar Asif (in Anime Gacha)
* Witch Claire
* Oda Nobunaga (as "Winter Oda")
* Scythe Ripper (as "Heart Ripper")
* Idol Kinen (also as "Lovely Kinen")
* Guardian Cheshire
* Scarlet Flare
* Freera Flame
* Yandere Kuku (in Gacha Resort)
* DJ X
* Killer Reddox
* Reed
* Queen Karma
* Pyromaniac Xiao
* Ichi
* Anavel Scarlet (in Gacha Resort)
* Yasuha
* Carmen
* Graf Spee
* Aurelia
* Ember
* Raven
* Bloody Hunter Reinhardt
* Aria
* Azalea
* Moesura

### 6-Stars Units:

* Oda Nobunaga
* Reed (as "Avenger Reed")
* DJ X (as "DJ X-mas")
* Yandere Kuku (as "Senpai Slayer Kuku")
* Scythe Ripper
* Inferno Carrie/Blazing Carrie
* Reia Garnetta
* Princess Rosette
* HeRRa
* Flava
* Wyatt
* Ria
Bloody Hunter Reinhardt

* Normal
* Awakened

## Bloody Hunter Rainhardt

* Icon
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* Icon
* Artwork

## Overview

**Bloody Hunter Rainhardt** is a 5-star fire unit in Gacha League. He was created by Puyurin.

## Appearance

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## Story

*Bloody Hunter Rainhardt's story in Gacha League*

Rainhardt borns after Eileen. He holds the fragment 'Wrath'. Rainhardt is short-tempered and quick to judge everything. He also really likes to hunt animals and humans to release all his emotion since he can't express things well, especially whenever he needs to face Freya.

## Abilities and Skills

* Skill Name: Full Charge
	+ Skill Type: Physical AoE
* Leadership Skill: Strengthen Up!

## Stats

 Physical ATK
 Physical DEF
 Magical ATK
 Magical DEF

## Trivia

* Rainhardt, just like other characters of Puyurin, is based off of the seven deadly sins. In this instance, he portrays wrath.