Ed, Edd n Eddy's Ed-ventures with Cowboys & Aliens

***Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures with Cowboys & Aliens*** is an upcoming Cartoon Network/Universal Pictures Western crossover to be made by Stuingtion.

## Plot

In 1873 New Mexico Territory, a man awakens injured in the desert with a strange metal bracelet attached to his left wrist and no memory. He wanders into the town of Absolution, where preacher Meacham treats his wound. Sheriff John Taggart recognizes the stranger as wanted outlaw Jake Lonergan and attempts to arrest him. Jake nearly escapes, but a woman named Ella Swenson interferes. Taggart and his men prepare to transport both Jake and petulant young drunkard Percy Dolarhyde to Santa Fe for trial.

Percy's father, Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde, a ruthless cattle baron, arrives with armed men and demands Percy be released. He also wants Jake, who has stolen gold from him. During the standoff, alien ships begin attacking the town. Percy, Taggart, and other townsfolk are abducted by grappling cables fired from the bottom of the ships. Jake's bracelet inexplicably activates and transforms, becoming a weapon; he shoots down a ship, ending the attack.

Dolarhyde, Ella, and other townsfolk form a posse to track an injured alien that escaped from the downed ship. Meanwhile, Jake travels to an abandoned cabin and, in a flashback, recalls returning to it with stolen gold and then being abducted, along with a woman named Alice, by the aliens. His memories returning, Jake joins the posse. During the evening, they come upon a capsized paddle wheel steamboat that the aliens apparently dumped far from any large river. They camp inside it; during the night, the alien kills Meacham, who sacrifices himself to save Emmett, Taggart's grandson.

By morning, most of the posse has deserted, and Jake's former gang attacks the rest. Jake, who stole the gang's loot after their last heist, attempts to retake control but is foiled. The aliens attack again and abduct Ella. Jake jumps aboard the ship and attacks the alien pilot, causing the ship to crash in a river. The pilot survives the crash and attacks Ella, fatally wounding her, before Jake kills it with his wrist-blaster.

The remaining posse is captured by Chiricahua Apache Native Americans, who blame them for the alien attacks. After Ella's corpse is dumped on a fire by a Chiricahua warrior, she is resurrected and emerges from the fire. Ella reveals herself to be from another alien race, who had traveled to Earth to help resist the invaders after they destroyed her home world. The aliens – who are mining gold and abducting people to conduct experiments on them – have superior weaponry and are far stronger and more durable than humans; only Jake's wrist weapon or a well-aimed round from a rifle can kill them with a single shot. Ella tells them that the previous attackers were just scouts.

She also claims Jake holds the secret to the aliens' whereabouts and argues that they must defeat the aliens before the invaders exterminate all life on Earth. After taking medicine offered by the Apaches' medicine man, Jake's memory returns. He recalls watching Alice get vivisected and euthanized; he escaped by stealing the bracelet encasing his wrist. He also remembers the location of the aliens' base of operations: their landed mother ship.

With this knowledge, they plan to attack the alien base. Jake leaves to persuade his old gang to join the fight while Dolarhyde takes command of the original group and the Apaches. After the combined groups maneuver the aliens into a ground battle, Jake and Ella board the ship and free the captives, but Jake is captured. Dolarhyde rescues him, and both men escape from the ship after killing the alien responsible for Alice's death (identified as Jake left a distinctive scar on its eye in his original escape). The ship takes off as the remaining aliens flee Earth, but Ella stays on board to end the threat: she sacrifices herself by entering the ship's core and turning Jake's wrist weapon into a bomb; it detonates, obliterating the ship.

With the aliens gone, the rescued townsfolk begin remembering their pasts. Still a wanted man, Jake chooses to leave; the sheriff and Dolarhyde decide to claim he was killed in the invasion. The citizens intend to rebuild their town with the gold taken from the aliens.

## Trivia

* Courage, CatDog, Norbert Beaver, Dagget Beaver, Grizzar, Cerainel Rangereen, Ico, Preciosa, Team Chugger, Tillie, Chip, Derpy Hooves, Dinky Hooves, Doctor Hooves, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Steamy, Puffy, Evan, Timber, Splinter, and Chomper, Rattlesnake Jake, Big Grizz, T.C., Hugs, Marshall P.F., Sherin, Willy, The Miner Trains, The Planet Trains, Sammy Doncass, Isla Doncass, Theo Doncass, Samuel Doncass, Olke Kitsune, Hanah Streaker, Roberta Bravo, Citrine Spark, Berry Blend, Peppermint Goldylinks, R3-X3 (Rax), Figge, Cazidy, Rocko Rama, Heffer Wolfe, Filburt Turtle, Kipper, Tiger, Pig, Arnold, Jake (Kipper the Dog), The Moon Robot, The Bleepers, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Toothless, Astrid Hofferson, Stormfly, Snotlout Jorgenson, Hookfang, Fishlegs Ingerman, Meatlug, Ruffnut Thorston and Tuffnut Thorston, Barf and Belch, Rango, Beans, Wounded Bird, Rango's Posse, Buck, Lucky Jack, C-3PO, R2-D2, the Ghost Crew (Erza Bridger, Kanan Jarrus, Hera Syndulla, Chopper, Sabine Wren, and Zeb Orrelios), Hondo Onaka, WALL-E, EVE, Rodney Copperbottom, Fender Pinwheeler, Wonderbot, Piper Pinwheeler, Crank Casey, Lug, Diesel, Ronald McDonald, Sundae, Tika, Grimace, Birdie, Hamburgular, the Fry Kids, the McNuggets, Franklin, Shrek, Donkey, Princess Fiona, Puss in Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Dragon, Gingy, The Big Bad Wolf, Pinocchio, Three Little Pigs, Three Blind Mice, James P. Sullivan, Mike Wazowski, Don Carlson, Terry and Terri, Art, Scott Squibbles, Kayley, Garrett, Ayden, Devon and Cornwall, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Skipper, Private, Kowaski, and Rico guest star in this film.
* This film will feature the Powerpuff Girls' Western Era ancestors, The Steamypuff Girls.
* This marks the first appearance of Arrowfang.
* In a running gag, Jake Longeran, Jake the dog, and Rattlesnake Jake will get confused of who is addressing whom (Since they all share the same name)
* The *Shrek* Franchise and *Cowboys & Aliens* were all composed by Harry Gregson-Williams.
* *Home on the Range*, *Rango*, and *Cowboys* *& Aliens* are all westerns.
* *The Little Engine That Could (2011), Cars 2, How to Train Your Dragon - Book of Dragons, Toy Story Toons - Hawaiian Vacation, Puss in Boots, Rango* and *Cowboys & Aliens* were released in 2011
* Harrison Ford who does the role of Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde also stared in the *Star Wars* franchise as Han Solo, where C-3PO, R2-D2, The Ghost Crew, and Hondo Onaka originate from.
* Toby Huss who does the role of Roy Murphy also voiced Pirate Rats in *The Angry Beavers*.
* Both Daniel Craig and Judi Dench would star in several *James Bond* films together until *Spectre*.