Quotes

"Does Gray have a degree in engineering?"

-Beth Amphetamine

"Groot is not an element. He is a thing. He is a living being."

-Gray

"Is that a loaf of bread?"

-Tonsils

"Man....Look how many body bags Death is gonna have to bring with him.

-Bab Ross

"I can see that gnome eyeing me on the other side of the yard."

-Spleens

"Alright, let's take a look at some of Colono's vitals right before he died. I'm seeing a blood pressure of 820 over 2010."

-Death

"I didn't score very high in anatomy, but when your arm is here, and your other arm is there, and your back is somewhere over here.... I think she may have broke something is what I'm trying to say."

-Gray

"I can see up Florida Man's towel."

-Spleens

"It's not a party until the natty light's all gone and someone's on fire."

-Florida Man

"I smell young souls to ruin."

-Spleens

"I can see the white light, I can see it ahead, oh it's just my smoldering skin."

-Ellis Dee

"You can tell Gray's been at this for a while when there's a dead body chilling out in front of the T.V. and no one cares."

-Death

"Yeah, that sounds very violent, I love it."

-Reginald

"Jesus, what have I been born into?"

-Kidneys

"It is really sad when I have the best teeth here."

-Spleens

"It's so weird, the citrus scented Drano doesn't taste like citrus-it's like false advertising!"

-Bab Ross

"I don't know if Spleens is double-jointed, or just had convulsions and ended up breaking her leg."

-Gray

"Aaaah, they must've added something new to the sims. Yep, looks like a brand new murphy bed. Mortality rate's gonna be like 98%."

-Death

"Ant killer taste goooood."

-Tonsils

"What do I do, do I use the bathroom or use a bunch of illegal drugs?"

-Florida Man

"Don't worry guys, it's still safe, I guarantee it. You may get tetanus on the way down, though."

-Gray

"Yes my child... gooooood."

-Spleens

"God, it tastes like Popeye's chicken and bad choices in here."

-Ellis Dee

"Seriously, we could've spawned in anywhere and we spawned in a GrayStillPlays video."

-A bunch of nameless sims

"People are like, 'You can't go out anymore. You can't see any people. Do you know what that's called?' and I'm like, 'It's called Wednesday."

-Gray

"Eh, it's a pretty good Sunday. Reminds me of my time in the clink."

-ClairDanes Lovespudding

"They call me Professor X of the sleeping world, I don't touch the bed when I slumber."

- Tommy Wenis

"What the hell have you done?"

-Tonsils

"It reminded me of home. Just like the flames rising up from my body reminded me of home. Bye."

-Florida Man

"THIS IS METAL AS HELL YEAAAAH"

-Spleens

"Dad, you smell like bacon!"

-Reginald

"I wonder if she'll figure out that she needs to freaking move. Hey Ellis Dee! Maybe you could move! Well, I guess not."

-Tim Horton

"Get uup, you're going to diiiiie. You're gonna diiiie."

-Spleens

"Ellis Dee is part of the Anti-Spleens movement: I hope you die next."

-Gray

"Yay, can't wait to get leg dropped by the Ender Dragon."

-Reginald

"I normally only run for beer but today I'll make an exception"

-Florida Man

"I all want them to die in a very feng shui fashion"

-Gray

"My favorite food is lawn fertilizer"

-Tonsils

"I knew I forgot something; underwear"

-Dee Minus

"I pause on Bab Ross's face, and I believe I can see the devil."

-Gray

"I wish I knew what it was like to not feel like my skin is turning into mashed potatoes."

-Ellis Dee

"Good morning everyone, y'all ready to die?"

-Colono Scopy

"Ah, nothing like a hideous radioactive Cthulhu gnome to watch your every move."

-Gray

"Aaah, I don't think I'm going to go into work today."

-Spleens

"You know who draws straight lines? me."

-Ellis Dee

"I forgot how to stand"

-Tonsils

"Your sim asses are mine"

-Hamos

"I swear, 99% of the time, Tonsils looks like he gargles Elmer's glue in the morning, the other 1% of the time, he looks like he wants to feast on your organs."

-Gray

"This just means that I get out of the episode quicker."

- ClairDanes Lovespudding