AA-Battery Hobbyist Cashier

### Personality

Is seemingly supportive to only women, Easily angered, Irritable, Judgmental, Studious, Sometimes laughs at others

## Attacks and Abilities

### Attacks

* Laugh At “Ugly” People (Bully Tactic),
* Serve Spiked Drinks
* Throw Into Unfriendly Couples

### Abilities

Superhuman Strength, Intelligence, Skilled Pig-Latin and Lizard Communicator

## Weapons and Equipment

### Equipment

AA-Batteries, Cute Woman Battery Pack

**AA-Battery Hobbyist Cashier** is a minor fictional character appearing in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe and gag stories created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Origins

The AA-Battery Hobbyist Cashier was created by pretentious business owners, narcissists and downright unfriendly people. When the group of people farted onto a blank android’s body, this resulted into the Hobbyist cashier being born. Though initially non-operational, One of the business owners installed a battery compartment and charging port for two AA-Batteries to be placed.

The Hobbyist Cashier was scheduled as an ordinary cashier to begin working at several bookstores and coffee shops across the south. If a Diseased came into the store, the cashier was programmed to fight them, but in her later incarnations she was programmed to fight anything or anyone with superpowers, including kings, super villains and any alien life form.

### Nomad and Midlore Become Jordan and Lorenzo!!

In *Nomad and Midlore Become Jordan and Lorenzo!!* AA-Battery Hobbyist Cashier is working at Hellish Cafe Lobby. When the Lost Rage God and Karma God visit, she acts disgruntled and talks negatively to them despite their first-time visit into the shop. When both Bradley and West-Stein take a seat and begin exhibiting traits of Jordan Ickermann and Lorenzo Chang, the cashier laughs at them *cursing* them as she begins making alcohol-spiked drinks for various other customers whom she deems “more attractive”. Throughout the story, Nomad and Midlore return to the shop, as they gradually transform and are beaten by the cashier. Due to the Hobbyist Cashier having a distinctive Asian appearance, this prevents a Lorenzo-Faced Midlore from fighting back, while Nomad himself cannot even fight due to his Moral Code. Ragorias is later summoned and goes into the shop with an experimental Brad-Dunn Inc. antidote but his appearance in the shop triggers the outrage of unpleasantly superficial couples, a dude with a walkie talkie and several pretentious people from “down the street”. The Hobbyist Cashier grabs Ragorias by the tentacle and hurls him across the alcoholic beverages, breaking hundreds of bottles.

After Midlore drinks the antidote, he binds the cashier with Nomad throwing an Electric Bind around her arms. She’s taken into custody by the Queens Mane Police department, where she hisses toward customers and her fellow goons that she’ll return and repudiate the Rage and Karma God ‘fiends’ when she returns.

### Dr. Grippe’s Goth Pants!!

In *Dr. Grippe’s Goth Pants!!* AA-Battery Hobbyist Cashier is summoned by Dr. Grippe and asked to hand out Goth Pants to everyone in Blacklake Mall Kingdom, most particularly its Hyp Top and Hurt En Murder stores.

## Powers and Abilities

Hobbyist Cashier possesses superhuman strength, and is highly fluent in Pig Latin and Agamantillan languages. She is able to toss heavyweight and more powerful characters such as Nomad Bradley, Midlore West-Stein and Ragorias around while being able to communicate to her summoners and allies. She can be considered a bully tactician in her own right, though this skill is fairly limited. In addition to her serving drinks, she is also considered a concoction maker.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* Despite this character having the physical distinction of being *Asian,* this does not mean nor represent the entire Asian demographic as being “bad people”. The theme behind this character is based on how they treat others and less to do with how they look, their gender nor their presumed racial ethnicity. Read the disclaimer below this.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*