Bazarack

## Bazarack Killdiedeath

**Bazarack Francine Finklestein** (AKA "**Killdiedeath**") is the main villain of Farzar. He is an evil alien from the Nether Region and the leader of the alien armada, who vows to infiltrate Dome City and take over Farzar. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Dana Snyder.

## Biography

Years ago, Bazarack Finklestein and his people in the Netherlands were in a huge war with Renzo and the Dome City. The war has apparently started because of how Renzo heinously tortured him and their people and raped their land. Untilately, Bazarack lost the war and was locked out of the Dome City by an Energy Dome constructed by Renzo. To this day, Bazarack plots to break through the energy dome, go into Dome City, kill Renzo, and take over the entire kingdom for himself but has still yet to succeed. In the same token, however, Renzo and his men have remained unsuccessful in defeating and killing Bazarack, keeping their little ongoing feud quietly going on for decades more.

In "Welcome to Farzar", Fichael and his organization of S.H.A.T. ventured out to Bazarack's Kingdom to kill him once and for all. Fichael was under the impression that Bazarack was the bad guy in the war, thanks to his father's brainwashing but Bazarack explained in song that his dad was actually the true villain of the story. Fichael couldn't bring himself to kill Bazarack and instead joined forces with him to kill his dad but he couldn't bring himself to do that either so he instead made a deal with Bazarack to convince Renzo to change his ways and give him the respect he deserves. Bazarack told Fichael that were was no way he'd be able to convince a closed-minded asshole like Renzo of anything. Fichael disagreed and then severed Bazarack's head and presented it to Renzo. It was revealed shortly later that Bazarack's race has the ability to regrow heads as his newly developing head was being shown as a little baby head on his adult-sized body.

In "Robot Revolution", Bazarack's head started growing back but it had to go through the same aging process again, meaning that he had to go through teenage puberty. He contacted Fichael through a portal and called him a traitor. Bazarack also noticed that Fichael had brought Zobo into his kingdom and tried to warn him about all the chaos he would cause by telling him how when he let a chaos-elot into his kingdom, he subscribed him to a hat magazine, getting him a bunch of stupid hats mailed to his house on a monthly basis and he had no idea how to unsubscribe. However, Clitaris told him to keep it on the down low so that Fichael would let Zobo destroy his kingdom. Fortunately for Bazarack, Fichael was so much of an idiot, that he ignored everything Bazarack said beforehand.

Later on in the episode, Bazarack was alerted that the Energy Dome around Dome City had depleted and was encouraged to attack at once, since they had no frame of reference for how long the shield would he down, but Bazarack decided to take his sweet time with the attack, setting up a giant parade for the attack so that when he attacked Dome City, he'd do it "in style". Because Bazarack took so long with the attack, by the time his plan finally came to fruition, the energy dome started to close back up and Bazarack had to rush the parade and eventually wind up with his head going up a dragon’s anus and then getting shat out into the energy dome, electrocuting him.

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Bazarack went to The Big Sipper Bar to drink away his sorrows of failing his last attack. There, he was approached by Trondo, another alien who witnessed the entire debacle and made fun of him for it. Bazarack was so pissed off he tried and failed to beat him up. After that, he just went home, drunk driving and crashed his car into a Plorpus's Pancake Pod, getting himself arrested and shanked in jail twice. After being released from prison, Bazarack went down to the DMV to get his driver's license again. There, he attempted to bribe his Driver's Ed Teacher with food he stole from the pancake house but when he rejected the bribe, he tried giving him a handjob, which the teacher considered sexual harassment, which all proved to be completely ineffective. Near the end of his driver's test, Trondo challenged him to a drag race and the driver's ed teacher recognized Trondo as the man who'd been sleeping with his wife. He promised Bazarack that if he beat him in the drag race, he'd fraudulently pass him. Bazarack failed it beat him in the drag race, so he traveled back in time to the day Trondo was born and killed him, technically winning the race. However, he still blew his chance at getting his license because he got wasted and drove drunk again, crashing into the same pancake house as before and killing his teacher before he could pass him. In the end, Bazarack was stuck riding his tricycle as his new mode of transportation.

In "St. Pudchuggers Day", Billy sought help from Bazarack in proving to Fichael that Zobo was actually a chaos-celot. Bazarack, although perplexed over just who the fuck Billy even was, agreed to help him in exchange for him playing with "Farzar" action figures with him. Bazarack ordered a Kill Cube to lock Zobo in to kill him (but he lied and said it was actually a "Chill Cube" to help mellow him out) but first needed to lure Zobo down there by making a phone call. However, despite his self-stroking statements, Bazarack proved to be dreadfully lackluster at improv, meaning Billy had to pick up after his slack. However, Bazarack still refused to admit that Billy was any good at improv.

When Zobo finally got trapped in the Kill Cube, Bazarack blabbed his entire murder plan to Billy, prompting the latter to get Zobo out of there and risk his own safety by putting himself in there. This didn’t
matter though because apparently, Bazarack accidenyally ordered a "Chill Cube" after all and Billy ended up relaxing to calming disco music and getting stoned.

At the end of the episode, Bazarack was kicked out of his own improv group, "Spon-Zaneous", and replaced by Billy. Bazarack tried to insult his former group with one last comeback but, being as bad at improv as he is, couldn't think of anything clever to say.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Bazarack heard about how under Fichael, Dome City was allowing aliens to emigrate to their city. Bazarack took advantage of this by going in disguise as a jazz musician named "Daddy O'Baggins" and auditioning to emigrate to Dome City. Everybody was dumb enough to believe this was someone else, except for Billy, who was the only person who could see through his disguise. However, Billy was completely ignored every time he called him out. While Bazarack was in the Castle of Dome City, auditioning to become a member of their society, he found an interactive map of Farzar and started dicking around with it. He pressed a button, which caused a nuclear bomb to be launched onto Clitaris' house, blowing it up and destroying his entire family.

Bazarack would eventually get accepted into Dome City but before he did any work at locating and taking out Renzo, he first decided to goof around in the city and experience human luxuries. He quickly got addicted to pumpkin spice lattes, until this is all he was about and he also started dating a human named Trish. Bazarack justified this as him assimilating into human culture before he actually made his move toward defeating Renzo.

When Bazarack finally had the chance to kill Renzo, by sitting idly by, while Renzo's alien child killed him, Bazarack instead decided to save his life by dousing he demon child in pumpkin spice latte and saving his life. After this, Renzo was forever grateful to "Daddy O'Baggins" and officially accepted him into his society as a member. Shortly after that, Bazarack saw his alien brethren standing just outside of the energy dome of Dome City, asking him what the hold up was. Bazarack just shook his ass at them and teased them by pulling down his pants and pressing his bare ass against the energy dome. However, the energy dome temporarily turned off just for a second, causing Bazarack to fall out of the city and get locked out permanently, turning his while mission into a failure and making for a very awkward situation between him and his rightfully pissed off friends.

In "Flammily Reunion", Bazarack made an 80's recruitment video, looking to hire new people for his team. He planned to have this uploaded on his website, "Bazarackkilldiedeath.com" but had trouble with creating his website since the domain name was already registered by somebody else.

Bazarack and Clitaurus tracked down the owners of the web domain to the planet Shady Acreon 4, where they discovered it was owned by three old ladies, Kiki, Illdi, and Edeath. Bazarack demanded his web domain back but they refused to cough it up. Instead, they invited him in for cheesecake, where he got to watch the three of them insult each other. When Illdi and Edeath insulted Kiki's boyfriend, Harold, Bazarack had the brilliant idea to get rid of Harold in exchange for getting his web domain back.

Bazarack's first attempt at breaking up Kiki and Harold was to go in disguise as a woman named "Barbarack" and seduce him but he didn't respond to her. As a backup plan, Clitaurus had him photographed so that he could make an edited video of him cheating on Kiki. The original video was Bazarack and Clitaurus making out and as per demand of Bazarack, Clitaurus had Harold's face photoshopped over both of their heads to make it look like he was making out with his gay twin brother. Bazarack was mad at Clitaurus for following that instruction since he was drunk while he made that request. Nevertheless, Kiki believe the lie and her heart was broken, earning Bazarack the web domain back.

Bazarack looked upon Kiki crying over the loss of Harold and couldn't bring himself to let her suffer like that, so he went up to her and told her the truth about how he made the whole thing up. Kiki wasn't even mad. She was just happy that Harold was a true man to her. Bazarack encouraged Kiki to just go ahead and get married to Harold and that, she did. Illdi and Edeath said that since their trusted friend, Bazarack, saw the good in Harold, then Harold must be a good man after all. Everybody lived happily ever after and Bazarack left. After leaving, Bazarack realized he forgot his keys and went back inside to get it, only to find that Harold had murdered all of the old ladies, while he was away. Bazarack saw this as a total win because now he had gotten his web domain back *and* he had found a new guy to recruit for his team; Harold! Bazarack hired Harold and Harold started working for the team.

## Appearance

Bazarack is a yellow demon-like alien with devil horns and small fangs. He always wears a black suit with a bunch of gray spikes on it and a skull, black boots with spiked rims, a flowing gray cape, a gray popped back collar with a bunch of spikes along the top, and a belt with a red eye gem for a buckle.

## Personality

Bazarack is a comedic and charismatic villain, who tries to look threatening and scary but instead comes off to most as cowardly and idiotic. Whenever he tries to carry out an evil plan, he always ends up not only failing miserably, but also making a complete ass of himself on account of his stupidity and incompetence. At work, he generally wastes his time, doing pointless things like practicing musical numbers, organizing parades, and making 80's recruitment videos, all of which he prioritizes over doing actual work. Bazarack is very sassy and insulting toward his workers, especially Clitaris, when it comes to his wife, Silah. Whenever he can, Bazarack is always popping a mean-spirited joke at Silah's expense, calling her ugly, fat, stupid, or slutty.

## Relationships

### Friends

* **Clitaris** - Bazarack is a horrible and abusive boss to Clitaris, ordering him around and torturing him, without giving him any thanks, whatsoever. One of Bazarack's most common slights toward Clitaris is to insult his wife, Silah, calling her a bunch of mean names. Despite everything Bazarack does to Clitaris, Clitaris stays loyal to Bazarack and never strays from his side, even when Bazarack is at his shittiest. When Clitaris "died" at the end of "Memory Wars", Bazarack was devastated and called out to the skies that he would honor his dying wish to finally domninate Dome City once and for all. Clitaris' death was not in vain, as Bazarack succeeded at his plans in "War and Peace", where it was shown that despite how he treated him, Bazarack truly did care for Clitaris, since he was so miserable and sorrowful over his death. Ultimately, it was revealed that Clitaris was alive all along but his sudden appearance scared Bazarack, making him assume he was a ghost and shoot him on impulse, killing him for real this time.
* **Gorpzorp** - Bazarack takes Gorpzorp, his team's top scientist, for granted. For some reason, Bazarack has this running joke, where he likes to treat Gorpzorp like a dog, feeding him kibble and trapping him in a cage. He knows Gorpzorp hates it but he forces him to put up with it anyway.
* **Fump** - Bazarack is disrespectful to Fump, just like he is with pretty much all of his minions. In "Flammily Reunion", Bazarack told Fump to go shove his head up his squishy ass.
* **Quarf** - Bazarack holds Quarf in low regard and if not for him being his cousin, he would not have accepted him onto the team. In "Flammily Reunion", Bazarack damned his slutty sister for getting knocked up by Quarf's dad, suggesting that he wishes Quarf never even existed. In "War and Peace", Bazarack was forced to make Quarf his replacement for Clitaris but he was having trouble with this, since unlike Clitaris, Quarf didn't have a wife he could insult.
* **Harold** - Bazarack first invited Harold to join the team in "Flammily Reunion", admiring his homicidal tendencies and persistence at slaughtering people. However, Bazarack also deeply feared Harold, thinking he might kill *him*. In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Bazarack made a point of excluding Harold from all of his insults and abuse toward his other minions. In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Bazarack was terror-stricken, when he found out he ate Harold's lunch by mistake and spent the whole day worrying that he might kill him for it. He opened a restaurant just so he could make the money to pay him back, only to hear that Harold had no plans of killing him at all. Unfortunately, Chet murdered Harold right after this and Bazarack was crestfallen over his untimely demise.

### Enemies

* **Renzo** - Bazarack hates Renzo and considers him to be his worst enemy. This all dates back to the colonization of Farzar, where Bazarack’s native home was destroyed by Renzo and his human army stealing their land, killing their people, and using their resources to build Dome City. For years, Bazarack has been trying to break into Dome City to kill Renzo but the Energy Dome around the city has always blocked him from entering. Often times, Bazarack pisses off Renzo by vandalizing the energy shield with offensive propaganda against Renzo, depicting him performing anal sex on him and stuff. Renzo vows to someday have Bazarack killed for his bullshit but even his best men can’t beat him. Strangely, in "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", Bazarack and Renzo had spontaneous sex after Bazarack complimented Renzo’s hair. After this, they temporarily became allies, forming a brief pact for just long enough to get Renzo to take back Dome City from Keeno Bampfardor. In "War and Peace", Bazarack finally destroyed the energy dome and succeeded in his lifelong mission of killing Renzo.
* **Fichael** - Bazarack first met Fichael in "Welcome to Farzar" and told him the truth about Renzo being an evil asshole. After learning this unfortunate truth, Fichael joined Bazarack’s side and vowed to get his people the rights they deserved. The issue is that Bazarack wanted Fichael to kill Renzo but Fichael thought it would be a better idea to convince his dad to give the aliens their land back. In "Robot Revolution", Bazarack considered Fichael a traitor for this and told Fichael that there was no way he’d be able to convince his dense and heartless father of anything. In "War and Peace", Bazarack was finally vindicated, when Fichael saw the true depths of how vile Renzo could really be.
* **Billy** - Bazarack is against Billy, as he is a member of S.H.A.T. but sometimes, this changes. In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Bazarack became friends with Billy after he agreed to play with his *Farzar* playset with him. After this, Bazarack agreed to help Billy prove to Fichael that Zobo was a Chaos-Celot by having Zobo killed in a Kill Cube. Bazarack went back to hating Billy again, when he stole his place in his improv group. In "War and Peace", Billy wrote a speech for Bazarack but it was pretty obvious it was Billy’s.
* **Silah** - Bazarack hates Silah for some reason and constantly makes a bunch of mean insults and jokes about her character, mostly to her husband, Clitaurus and sometimes right in her very presence. In "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", Bazarack cloned Silah and killed one of the Silahs, although he doesn’t know for a fact whether he killed the original or the clone.

## Trivia

* Bazarack is known for being very bad at improv. He used to be in an improv group called "Spon-Zaneous" until he was kicked out.
* Bazarack is racist against skull people.
* Bazarack is a far right-leaning conservative, as seen in "Save the Reaper Demons", when he blew up another alien's car for had a bumper sticker that supported the Democratic candidate, "Blark Flarm".
	+ Because of this, it can be assumed that he was representing the republican party, when running for Emperor Supreme in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains".
* In "Memory Wars", Bazarack demonstrated that he knows nothing about sex. However, in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", he had sex with Renzo.
* Bazarack claims to have O.C.D. in "The Great and Powerful Ozner".
* He is the Farzar counterpart of Randall Crawford from Paradise PD and Woody Johnson from Brickleberry.
	+ Despite this, he is voiced by Dana Snyder instead of Tom Kenny, he does not have a mustache nor is he fat and he is an alien instead of a human.
* He is a loose parody of *Skeletor* from the *Masters of the Universe* franchise.
	+ Which is ironic, considering he is racist towards skeletons.