Episode List

Here we have a list of **Toadis and Toad-Head** episodes. Have fun, cracksnot.

## Series Overview

**Shorts:** 2

**Season 1:** 4

**Season 2:** 25

**Season 3:** 30

**Season 4:** 44

**Season 5:** 50

**Season 6:** 20

**Season 7:** 41

**Season 8:** 25

**Season 9:** 15

**Season 10:** 35

**Butthurt Shorts:** 10

**Movies:** 3

## Shorts

**Episode 1.) Frog Baseball:** Toadis and Toad-Head play baseball using an unsuspecting frog, leading to the utter demise of the smashed amphibian.

**Episode 2.) Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding:** Toadis and Toad-Head go on a monster truck rally. They end up buried in feces when a truck crashes through some port-o-potties which are a part of the temple of Mariuluis, the Chinese god of feces.

## Season 1

**Episode 1.) (Series Premiere) Door to Door:** Mr. Van Yoshi gives the class an assignment to go door to door and collect charities and some white flowers, and while collecting, Toadis and Toad-Head run into a scary donor: Mistress Ursula Alanex.

**Episode 2.) Backyard Snowboarding:** After playing *SSX*, Toadis and Toad-Head get supplies needed for a “backyard project” due to an old lady allowing them to get them. Later, Toad-Head throws a blizzard can at Toadis to make him fall and end up hurt.

**Episode 3.) NES A Koopa’s Revenge:** Upon watching a commercial for a new game on the NES called *A Koopa’s Revenge*, Toadis and Toad-Head are told to double their money back like what their TV told them and get thrown out of GameShop by Donkey Todd.

**Episode 4.) (Season Finale) Sonic Skateboard Dreamland:** When Toadis is thrown at the TV by Toad-Head while they are playing *SonicBoard*, he is sent to his own dream with a dreamy Toad-Head, but both are hired by Sonic to help stop Eggman from destroying the whole forest.

## Season 2

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Give Blood:** Toadis and Toad-Head give blood in hopes of ranking the cash, giving a little more than they planned to and they force a boy to give up blood needed for a donation to save his life.

**Episode 2.) Bunghole in One:** Toadis and Toad-Head do mini golfing with Ashton, Louis Johnson, amd a helpless Kinadie Dontai at Lawrence City since it has a miniature golf course.

**Episode 3.) Cow Tipping:** Toadis and Toad-Head attempt cow tipping. Instead, Toad-Head pushes the cow onto Toadis—trapping him under it. A crazy farmer decides to kill the cow with a chainsaw.

**Episode 4.) Mushroom World:** Mortimer Johnson waits twenty minutes at the drive-thru (Toadis and Toad-Head’s place of occupation) at Mushroom World for fries, a large coffee, and a pie. They end up giving him a fried mouse and bugs.

**Episode 5.) Yoshi Makes, Uh, One Hundred:** Coach Dickface Louison attempts to teach family skills to Toadis and Toad-Head’s class by giving boy-girl pairs sacks of sugar to ‘raise’. Because no one else will work faith them, Louison has Toadis and Toad-Head play a non-traditional couple – much to the sugar’s detriment. This fails because of a student who takes off his shirt and acts like a warrior in class.

**Episode 6.) At the Slideshow:** Toadis and Toad-Head go to a slideshow place to film a paragraph for Priscilla Louise Patterson, the real slideshow master. Instead, Toadis ends up burned by a few fight in his eyes. They later attend a freak show and try to score with the Rubber Band Lady.

**Episode 7.) Beware of the Butt:** Toadis and Toad-Head take an embarrassing picture of a large woman at the drive-in, and she seeks revenge.

**Episode 8.) Louis and the ‘Dead’:** Toadis and Toad-Head ‘entertain’ Louis by delivering a zombie animatronic to his house.

**Episode 9.) Karaoke Is Dumb:** Mortimer gives Toadis and Toad-Head a chance to sing by karaoke for the first time, Toad-Head’s ear is clogged by noise from loud speakers, leaving him deaf.

**Episode 10.) Customers Suck:** Ryan Dean Louison, Mushroom World’s manager, accidentally welcomes his first customers to meet Toad-Head: Adam Goodman, Yolanda Vole, Oi Yu, Kina’s sister India Dontai, and Tyler Lewis featuring gaming’s favorite Ashton. They alternately don’t want to and cannot help customers who need assistance. More customers are unruly, so Toadis and Toad-Head dish out unruly service.

**Episode 11.) Sign Here:** Mr. Van Yoshi gives the class an assignment to petition against a fur shop opening in town. Toadis and Toad-Head conclude that “petitions are stupid” but do get the signatures of “Sara Wei Yu”, “Matthew Johnson”, “Al Sanity” and his “five older brothers”.

**Episode 12.) Past, Present, and Torture:** Michael Lewis, Ashton’s older cousin and fortune teller, tells Toadis and Toad-Head what the future would someday hold for them.

**Episode 13.) Way Down Delfino Way:** Toadis and Toad-Head head to Delfino with their friend Samuel Andersen in an effort to obtain fireworks for an upcoming ceremony, but instead make a run to the restroom after a taco stand owner seeks revenge on the duo for feeding his dog hot sauce by putting even hotter sauce in their tacos.

**Episode 14.) Way Down Delfino Way, Part 2:** During the ride back to Coolman’s Heights, Samuel forces Toadis and Toad-Head to smuggle pills by swallowing condoms full of them and obtain the fireworks before the ceremony starts – but the duo forget to tie them up and the three are getting crashed into by dogs and pulled over by border patrol while TNT are severely intoxicated.

**Episode 15.) At the Movies:** Toadis and Toad-Head go to a drive-in theater to blow up the bathrooms, raid the concession stand, mock an incompetent security guard who shoots himself in the foot, and scare everyone away by making them watch a movie about a man who kills people in their dreams, but soon the theater’s owner kicks them out after this.

**Episode 16.) No Laughing:** Principal Marioes attempts a radical solution for the visiting Alfred Johnson’s continuous comedy after he is accused of laughing at Dan Condom’s name at school whilst Toadis and Toad-Head are in Mr. Stephenson’s class: he can’t laugh at anything he hears for a week.

**Episode 17.) No Laughing, Part 2:** Toadis and Toad-Head must think of a way to make it out with Alfred before he is moved to Toad High so he can get beaten up by the students there. Problem is, Louison’s teaching sex education, and he’s not going to make this task easier for the host...

**Episode 18.) The Toad-Head Experience:** During a boring day at Mushroom World, Toad-Head falls asleep and dreams about starting a rock band with Toadis.

**Episode 19.) Life Threads:** Toadis and Toad-Head go to a museum full of threads, including the life threads of the worst people in which the duo cut just to see what happens.

**Episode 20.) Figure Skating Sucks:** Toadis and Toad-Head sneak into a figure skating show that Maria and her friends are watching. Instead, one of the girls joins an actor, and a cotton candy stand owner keeps annoying the boys.

**Episode 21.) Soonic the Stinkhog:** Toadis attempts to play *Sonic the Hedgehog 3* with Toad-Head watching, but fails at the final level when the game becomes harder. That night, he hallucinates being in the final level in which he tries to figure out a way to beat the boss abc end the game.

**Episode 22.) Mortal Kombutt:** Toadis and Toad-Head watch Ashton and his older brother Nathan play a minigame on their newly purchased Wii game *Mortal Kombat Armageddon* called Motor Kombat, but join them whilst fighting for their turns and multiplayer soon dominates the room.

**Episode 23.) Yogurt’s Cool:** Toadis and Toad-Head buy frozen yogurt, but when refused a refund, they take a messy revenge on the mall.

**Episode 24.) The Bashing Immigrant:** Toadis and Toad-Head meet a bashing new immigrant who comes from Yoshi China: Alan Yu, who takes the boys along with him to reunite with his childhood memories.

**Episode 25.) (Season Finale) Friday Night:** Toadis and Toad-Head hang out at Walmart in an attempt to pick up chicks and meet a biker chick who uses them to shoplift.

## Season 3

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Butt Wars:** The duo attempts to reenact *Star Wars* by sticking toy lightsabers on their bottoms and make a war against each other.

**Episode 2.) Washing the Dog:** The two volunteer to wash Toadbert’s dog in hopes that he’ll leave them money in his will.

**Episode 3.) Mystery Preoccupied:** Mr. Van Yoshi challenges the class to solve the mystery of the stolen keys and the pair find out that a ‘single retard’ stole them and now wants to use them to drive a cart, but he (the retard) is stopped by Donkey Todd.

**Episode 4.) Four Bungholes and a Baby:** Toadis, Toad-Head, Ashton, and Nathan are asked by a Yosh woman to babysit her baby girl Ilene in order to earn money to buy Koopaling plush toys and put him in Ashton’s room at the Lewises’ house.

**Episode 5.) The Strident:** The boys discover an old trident they believe belonged to a sea mushroom king who lived long ago, but Toadis forgets about wearing gloves and ends up electrocuted by the “strident”.

**Episode 6.) Poison Apples:** When Maria and her sister make “poison” caramel apples for their Halloween party, the two think “death is cool” and decide to help by putting bleach onto one of the apples, getting a suspected robber who breaks into Maria’s house poisoned.

**Episode 7.) Candy Sale:** Ryan Louison visits Coolman’s Heights High and hands the students one hundred candy bars each to sell door-to-door for $2 each. Louison tells the class that they are competing against other classes. Toadis and Toad-Head together sell one each to Mortimer, Louis, and Ashton for half-price, then sell the rest to each other and eat them. Ryan is angry with the duo for only having $2 in exchange for all their candy bars and grabs them. Louison comes in and the two men physically fight.

**Episode 8.) Hell Problems:** A Yosh woman’s husband acts like crazy about seeing horror movies, making Halloween, and going to Raimon’s with the pair who try to fix the problem.

**Episode 9.) Turbo Car:** The boys and Ashton take turns on playing *Super Mario Kart* together, ignoring anyone at the boys’ door.

**Episode 10.) Meet Luke Monroe:** The duo try to score chicks while hitchhiking—and unwittingly join a cult.

**Episode 11.) Meet Luke Monroe, Part 2:** Toadis and Toad-Head end up at the cult of a man claiming to be Death, whom they encounter and turns out to be Luke Monroe, the mayor of Coolman’s Heights.

**Episode 12.) Sporting Goods:** The two are sent by an angry Coach Louison to the local shop because they need to buy athletic supporters (or as they call them “sip otters”) for gym class. The supporters are too big for them, so they are given eyepatches instead, which Maria writes about in the school paper.

**Episode 13.) Giant Monster Movie Night:** Mortimer is invited to the Empire State Building in New York City along with Ashton and Nathan as part of a vacation so they can watch *Donkey Kong* with the boys in tow.

**Episode 14.) Giant Monster Movie Night, Part 2:** During the scene when Kong breaks free, grabs Pauline, and takes her to the top of the Building, the hand of the real Kong grabs a guest who was watching the movie and takes him to the top of it ‘for crashing the show’ which leaves the two dumbfounded.

**Episode 15.) Toadis’ Dreamland:** While playing *Super Smash Bros* for the Nintendo 64 with him, Toad-Head finds out that Toadis’ favorite games are surprisingly Kirby games after the latter ends up hallucinating it.

**Episode 16.) Bedpans and Broomsticks:** The two torment post-heart surgery Bobby Bill by making off with his scooter and crashing it, and also redeem a card from Louis.

**Episode 17.) Not That Scared Straight:** Marioes restarts a Scared Straight program and Alfred is forced to find himself having fun in prison.

**Episode 18.) Singing With the Zombies:** A young boy named Louie is forced by the duo to go to a zombie-themed party and sing along with some people dressed as zombies.

**Episode 19.) Finlay Sucks:** A new African-American student named Finlay Stalin joins Coolman’s Heights High for Mr. Van Yoshi’s class’ field trip to the wax museum, but instead Toadis and Toad-Head go to the Raimon’s Torture Chamber walkthrough with him. At the end of the episode, Finlay transfers to school.

**Episode 20.) Zombies R Us:** The boys set out to get *ZombiU* for the WiiU, but with Ashton going around impersonating a zombie to scare people, the pair seem dumbfounded but then decide to join in.

**Episode 21.) Eating Contest:** The two enter a bratwurst eating contest. They are unaware of and are unable to pay the entrance fee, so they have to work with frogs to pay it.

**Episode 22.) Pool Toys:** Louis hires Toadis and Toad-Head to help him build an in-ground swimming pool. His plans go awry when he can’t find the tiles he needs and is left behind in the store after it closes as his car is towed away. Meanwhile, the boys put many gallons of water, six bags of cement, a bulldozer, a shed, and themselves into the hole where they are meant to be building the pool—trapping themselves in there.

**Episode 23.) Tornado:** Upon hearing of a coming tornado, the pair decide to investigate at a trailer park and meet two trailer trash girls who want to have sex with two men before dying in the storm. The boys are blown out of the girls’ trailer by the storm.

**Episode 24.) Crooked, Flipped, Extreme:** The duo attempt to see Gwar live on stage, but in the end, a Guitar Hero player kicks Toadis’ butt.

**Episode 25.) Kidnapped:** Toadis and Toad-Head conceive a plot to “kidnap” clueless Toadbert for ransom so they can get enough money to attend Gwar’s concert.

**Episode 26.) Kidnapped, Part 2:** “Kidnapping” Toadbert proves to be more than the pair bargained for.

**Episode 27.) Blackout!:** Coolman’s Heights is stricken by a blackout and the boys try to search for a working TV, while the others use flashlights to see better.

**Episode 28.) Dessert Is Dumb:** The pair trick Alfred into believing that there’s a “desserted” island and going there for food, but he finds out that he can’t find a way back home.

**Episode 29.) (Christmas Special #1) A Very Retarded Christmas With Toadis and Toad-Head:** Toadis and Toad-Head celebrate the failed season with friends and guest stars.

**Episode 30.) (Season Finale) Late Night With Toad-Head:** Toad-Head is inspired by Louie Goodman and and gets a shot at hosting his own talk show on the high school’s TV channel, not to mention earning a day off with Toadis.

## Season 4

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) The Final Judgement of Alfred:** Alfred tries to open a store to get a job but runs into a wall, thinking that he can charge through it. He knocks himself out and dreams that he meets St. Peter, who is none too pleased with his (Alfred) actions while living on earth. St. Peter refuses him entry to heaven, and he (Alfred) is sent to hell. Toadis and Toad-Head wake Alfred by throwing a bucket of water over him.

**Episode 2.) Good Credit:** Toadis and Toad-Head acquire and use Mortimer’s credit card at the local pet shop.

**Episode 3.) Apocalypse Ponies:** The duo attempt to tame Mortimer’s little apocalypse horses, but they wreck havoc on town, and now they’ll have to bring them over or he finds them missing and the town destroyed.

**Epispde 4.) Super 3D Mario Farts:** The pair play a 3D Mario game and invite Ashton over for a game fest.

**Episode 5.) Butt-Butt:** Kina invites the boys to a glow golf festival to test golfing skills. The three end up with “bungholes in one”.

**Episode 6.) Rabies Scare:** Toadis is bitten by a potentially rabid dog and is treated by a mean-spirited doctor, possibly played by Toad-Head.

**Epispde 7.) Home Improvement:** The pair are hired to paint the trim of Mortimer’s house, but severely sniffing paint thinner causes them to take a more creative – and destructive – approach, such as using spray paint to cover the fence instead, enraging him.

**Episode 8.) Donkey Todd:** The pair attempt to join Donkey Todd’s gang and are made to ride together in the trunk of his car as an initiation test; afterwards he rejects them for a while, and they end up beaten by a prisoner behind bars at the police station in the process. Also known as The Crush.

**Episode 9.) Butt Is It Art?:** The boys go on a school field trip to the Dumb Butte Art Museum, where the duo vandalize two paintings.

**Episode 10,) Scientific Stuff:** Maria is forced to work with Toadis and Toad-Head for a science project, and she sets out to prove that the duo’s stupidity can be scientifically explained.

**Episode 11.) A Butt’s Life:** While making fun of *A Bug’s Life* with Toad-Head, Toadis gets a bite from an undead skeeter.

**Episode 12.) Tropical Frozen:** The two order a new WiiU game called *Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze*, but are encountered by an army of arctic animals. However, Donkey Todd stops the army after helping the two on beating the game.

**Episode 13.) Pumping Iron:** The pair go to a gym offering free membership trials, but Toad-Head repeatedly propels Toadis into a wall using the treadmill.

**Episode 14.) True Crime:** The boys arrive at a local bank, where they find that someone has left their bank card in the ATM. Toadis correctly guesses the card’s pin code, and the duo pocket thousands of dollars from the person’s account. The incident is captured on CHTV and ends up being shown on *America’s Most Hated*. It’s revealed that the bank card belongs to a professional basketball player, and the pin code guessed by Toadis was “Balls”. The police draft in an armed team as shown on TV as *Coppers* to hunt the duo down and reclaim the money. They raid the house while the boys are sitting on the couch surrounded by the cash—and arrest them.

**Episode 15.) Mr. Johnson’s Balls:** The duo attempt to look for a missing kid in order to receive reward money. While walking in a shallow river, a golf ball hits Toadis. They realize are at a golf course, where they steal golf balls that Louis Johnson is using—then sell them back to him.

**Episode 16.) Zachie’s Big Movie:** Zachary Thompson films himself in a movie as its main character, but is almost interrupted by the two.

**Episode 17.) Citizen Toad-Head:** Alin Kulino is about to visit Coolman’s Heights, so Marioes does his best to keep Alfred preoccupied: he sends him off-campus.

**Episode 18.) Citizen Toad-Head, Part 2:** Alin visits Coolman’s Heights High and finds Toadis, Toad-Head, and Maria during a school assembly.

**Episode 19.) Roller Toaster:** After seeing a stop motion LEGO animation, the two make a new park attraction out of a toaster and some bread. However, the project turns out to be a bit stupid.

**Episode 20.) Merry-Go-Forever:** The duo cause a carousel ride to take forever.

**Episode 21.) Dumb Ways To Die:** Youssef Anderson teaches kids a lot of ways to die after playing a game called Dumb Ways To Die, and unless he is interrupted by the boys, he might force people to fight to the death.

**Episode 22.) Time Travel Sucks:** After watching *Back to the Future*, the two and Louis find themselves in the Dark Ages, where they end up appointed as knights.

**Episode 23.) Finlay Again:** Finlay and the pair go through Tomas’ Scariest Creepypastas and almost get their brains eaten by animatronic zombies. During the process, the three end up with vampire bats all over them.

**Episode 24.) Mario Party:** The two watch a TV report on parties so they attempt to throw a party as a way to get chicks; however, no girls turn up. Toadbert and his two nerdy friends from a youth group arrive and talk amongst themselves about MacGyver and Knight Rider. Donkey Todd and a member of his gang arrive and throw all the boys out in order to have their own party there. Donkey Todd’s party causes a lot of damage to the house.

**Episode 25.) Punch in the Face:** The boys decide to run a “punch in the face” company to earn money. A school nerd unintentionally volunteers and Donkey Todd, who is portraying a strongman, punches him in the face.

**Episode 26.) Wall of Youth:** Milo Sanity’s latest community venture recruits the duo, who graffiti the names of rock bands of rock bands on various pieces of artwork. The boys claim it’s a tribute to the people who died in the Vietnam War.

**Episode 27.) Call 1-900-TOADIS:** The boys call a phone sex number and later try to set up their own service.

**Episode 28.) Toad Attorneys:** Louis goes to court after accidentally killing a citizen, and the two show up on their second jobs whilst plumber Stephen tells him about the crime scene as he lies about a robber killing the guy, which is proven true.

**Episode 29.) Iron Butt:** Alan takes the duo to see *Iron Man* in theaters, but he is taken by Louis, who portrays a waiter, because he thinks Alan’s a girl.

**Episode 30.) Closing Time:** Left in charge of Mushroom World after closing, the pair throw burgers across the restaurant. A health inspector arrives, and is disgusted by the state of it. The boys had fried up some night crawlers and give a batch to the inspector who unwittingly enjoys them and orders the restaurant closed due to the violations.

**Episode 31.) Movie Event:** Toadbert plans on writing a script for a stop motion animated movie, but is almost interrupted by the two who are watching movie trailers nonstop.

**Episode 32.) Teen Talk:** Andrew Anderson is forced to go on a TV talk show for teenage delinquents as punishment for vandalizing a display for an unveiling ceremony. He comes very close to scoring points when he is given a bunch of questions. However, he takes too long to join a nearby girl and the boys get to her before him. Andrew becomes angry at missing out, and a member of the show’s staff jumps on him. Later, Andrew is caught vandalizing again and has to remove asbestos from the school cafeteria as a worse punishment, making his day worse.

**Episode 33.) (Season Finale) Wet Behind the Rears:** During physical education, Toadis and Toad-Head are sitting on the sports field when a javelin impales Toadis’ right hand to the ground. They try to avoid showering with the rest of the class, but Louison demands that they do. They are undressing when Marioes sets the fire alarm off. Instead of showering, they are embarrassingly forced by Louison to exit the school in just their underwear. All the other students are already outside, fully clothed. They as well as Louison and Marioes laugh at Toadis and Toad-Head.

## Season 5

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Couch Fishing:** The two search around their couch for interesting items to use as bait to fish out of their window onto the street while they sit on their couch. They catch Mortimer’s ticket, Ashton’s lucky quarters, someone’s missing thing, a raccoon, Toadbert, and Alfred. Toadbert leaves. Toad-Head sees a police car and hands the raccoon and fishing rod to Alfred. A policeman kicks the door down to find Alfred holding the fishing rod with the raccoon—and arrests him.

**Episode 2.) Over Nine Thousand Dumbian Nights:** While a young boy is forced to read *1001 Arabian Nights*, the boys visit his house to prank him by converting a carpet into a flying one.

**Episode 3.) Plate Frisbee:** Toadis and Toad-Head go to Toadbert’s house, where they pick up an antique plate belonging to Mrs. Stephenson’s. They go outside and use it as a frisbee.

**Episode 4.) Most Wanted:** The pair are confronted by an escaped killer and end up with tattoos.

**Episode 5.) (St. Patrick’s Day Special #1) St. Stupid:** It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and the boys find a truck with free gold on it and get attacked by a leprechaun.

**Episode 6.) Zombie Dung:** While Mortimer uses the restroom to vomit, the duo use Ashton’s friend Gregory to kill Alfred, to his horror.

**Episode 7.) Ball Breakers:** The two take to bowling as their latest activity. While there, they steal Louis Johnson’s bowling ball, put firecrackers in it, and drop it from the roof of the building onto the street. Louis is arrested for the “bombing”.

**Episode 8.) Eric Sucks:** Another new student named Eric Johansen joins Mr. Van Yoshi’s class’ field trip to the carnival, and the boys are forced to stay overnight to see Undead Demon live with him. In the end of the episode, the boy is transferred into Coolman’s Heights High.

**Episode 9.) The Great Awesome Man:** The two go to Toadbert’s house. They don’t like the burritos that his mother gives the,. Toadis then frantically eats a huge amount of food that he finds in the cupboard. They go to school, where Toadis turns into a hyper-intense, hyperactive Hispanic called “Awesome Man” who walks around the school repeatedly saying that he needs toilet paper for his bunghole.

**Episode 10.) Breaking the Lawn:** The pair are ordered to prune the top of Louis’ tree, but take a disastrous shortcut on their job by sawing through the trunk. The tree falls on his house and power lines, which fells utility poles onto parked cars.

**Episode 11.) For Better Or Verse:** Mr. Van Yoshi makes Toadis and Toad-Head write haikus in class.

**Episode 12.) Toadbert’s House:** The two go to Toadbert’s house again to watch a special episode of Club Puffle, but get bored with it after watching a few scenes and cause chaos inside there.

**Episode 13.) Carwash:** The duo are hired to wash a Chevrolet Corvair in order to pay for new TV remote batteries, but decide to take it for a ride. They stop on a junction, where another car crashes into it.

**Episode 14.) Canoe:** Van Yoshi takes the pair and Alan to a canoe trip. At the camp, however, Toadis and Toad-Head use poison ivy as toilet paper and a bear attacks their teacher.

**Episode 15.) Spelling Butt:** The boys’ teachers and even Marioes are called to present the school’s spelling bee: them, because they don’t know what to spell.

**Episode 16.) Naked Colony:** Toadis and Toad-Head, upon discovering the concept of a nudist city, attempt to join one. They cannot afford the membership fee, so they climb over the wall.

**Episode 17.) Politically Correct:** The duo accidentally run for student office only to receive a vote.

**Episode 18.) Weight Lifting:** When gym class is over, Louison, who is disgusted with the two’s pathetic physiques, and Donkey Todd decide to enlist them and Andrew to train in a weight lifting course. Also known as Buff ‘n’ Stuff.

**Episode 19.) Time Trial:** After Alfred is locked in jail for egging Mortimer’s house and faces trial, the duo show up on their other job. However, he has no defense, and Toad-Head relies on his viewings of the court as a way by tripping up Mort on the witness stand. This nearly gets Alfred acquitted, but the DA notices he said something that wasn’t part of the police interviews or the trial testimony. Alfred is convicted and sentenced to a year of community service, during which he is meant to help children. Instead, Alfred, the boys, and the kids he was meant to keep out of trouble egg Mort’s house again at the end of the episode.

**Episode 20.) Cow-dumb-boys:** The team (consisting of the boys and Ashton) go to the local football stadium to see a popular chick live.

**Episode 21.) Great Coolman Hunt:** When students from Coolman’s Heights High go missing, Van Yoshi gives the duo an assignment to find them before the class picture starts.

**Episode 22.) Yodeling Sucks:** The two watch Alfred sing in a horrible way as his punishment for failing a test.

**Episode 23.) Twenty Thousand Koopas Under the League:** While the pair are watching *20,000 Leagues Under the Sea*, Ashton and Louis begin to watch the movie too.

**Episode 24.) The Hamburger:** With another idiot forced to eat a giant hamburger for a Truth or Dare game, the two unwittingly save his life with candy, but however, after eating a few candy, Toadis turns in Awesome Man again.

**Episode 25.) Foreign Student:** The duo befriend a foreign exchanged student from Japan named Hiroshi. They make him as dumb as they are, which greatly disappoints his parents when he returns to Japan.

**Episode 26.) Breakfast Burritos:** When Louis eats some breakfast at Mushroom World, the two act like burritos and eat it before he can get more food.

**Episode 27.) Mario Farty: Island-Butt Tour:** Toadis and Toad-Head get Lardio Party for the 3DS and throw a party for every Mario fan who has ever lived.

**Episode 28.) Radio Fakehearts:** The boys become guest radio DJs on a rock music station but run afoul of the host when they say that a band sucks, that he is old, and Toad-Head falsely announces on air that the tenth caller to the show will win a free tattoo on his butt.

**Episode 29.) Alfred Held Back:** Due to the two’s stupidity, Marioes demotes Alfred from his original class to Toddler Town, where he causes havoc. The owner there gets rid of him by promoting him back to his original class by falsely claiming that he is the brightest student that they’ve ever had.

**Episode 30.) Date Bait:** Toadis and Toad-Head go to a movie theater. Outside, they are scammed by two girls, who tell them they will be their dates if the boys give them their tickets and that the girls will let them on through the exit doors. Hours later, the girls come out with two men—and the boys realize that the girls conned them. They then try to sneak in through the exit, where a member of staff stops them and kicks Toad-Head to the ground.

**Episode 31.) Pissing Time:** The pair try to find things to do when there’s nothing they want to watch on their TV, but instead make a run to the restroom in Mushroom World.

**Episode 32.) Beard Butts:** After tricking Ashton into letting his guard down when walking in the mall, the two shave a beard from an old man and stick it to his (Ashton) butt, angering him. They also want beards so that chicks will find them manly and cool. They cut hair from their heads and superglue it to their faces. They hit on girls there who reject them.

**Episode 33.) Execution:** The boys get a bad guy arrested for breaking into a sports game and celebrate when he is sentenced to death for trespassing.

**Episode 34.) Scratch ‘n’ Win:** Toadis and Toad-Head get a dollar and win $9,000 by buying a lottery ticket. They buy a riding mower in which they use to cut a heavy metal emblem in the lawn in front of Coolman’s Heights High.

**Episode 35.) Cave Tour:** Ashton takes the pair to a light cave in a cavern while Mr. Van Yoshi takes the rest to a competition, and the three end up serving the rest of the day in prison after Toadis and Toad-Head are caught messing with stalagmites.

**Episode 36.) Ziplining Sucks:** Sixteen year old Ilene takes the two to a ziplining company, but Toadis ends up stuck in the middle of the line.

**Episode 37.) Gold Flush:** The boys attempt to interrupt a gold collecting contest by taking gold as their piece of treasure.

**Episode 38.) Misbehavior Card Day:** It’s Behavior Card Day, and Toadis and Toad-Head switch their cards with Alfred and a troublemaker’s, getting them expelled.

**Episode 39.) Kid Show:** A student named Hayden is held back to Coolman’s Heights Preschool and told to watch a kid show so he doesn’t get expelled, but Donkey Todd wrecks on the TV during a scene.

**Episode 40.) Littering Sucks:** The boys litter a lollipop on the ground when there is no trash can in their area and leave to experiment on what happens if the person who did it is not found, only to unknowingly end up getting a bad guy arrested.

**Episode 41.) Timpani:** Toadis and Toad-Head are given timpani lessons and end up fired from it after rocking out on them.

**Episode 42.) Another Friday Night:** The boys go to Walmart where the store owner complains to them that they come there every Friday night, stand there for six hours, scare off his customers, and only ever buy a soda. He goes into the back room to get dimes for the cash register. Toad-Head decides to serve two girls who are at the counter. From the back room, the owner sees him at the register and phones the police, telling that he is being robbed and assumes that they are armed, the police arrive outside and a standoff ensues. The police ask Toad-Head what his demands are, and he asks for food. The owner tells Toadis and Toad-Head that he has a gun and will use it on them if they come there again, then pushes them outside. The police search them for weapons and don’t find any. The duo tell them about the owner’s threat. The police enter, arrest the owner, and beat him up.

**Episode 43.) Freaked Out 2: Melted Ice:** A new movie called Frozen 2: Melted Ice premieres in theaters, and it is changed to Freaked Out 2: Melted Ice which leaves the pair watching it.

**Episode 44.) Snow and Tell:** Show and tell begins and the two bring skulls to school.

**Episode 45.) Nosfubuttu:** The boys attempt to get into a Rated-R horror movie without getting caught by the security working in the theater.

**Episode 46.) Animation Sucks:** Van Yoshi challenges his class to make animated films. One student creates a scene of a flower growing, blooming, then dying—which she is very pleased with. Toadis and Toad-Head draw five hundred drawings of dead people in a scenario of hell, which create a scene in which two characters resembling themselves are repeatedly stabbed with tridents. One character is grabbed by a dog and the other has a plane crash into him. Van Yoshi is pleased with both short films.

**Episode 47.) Gateway Skateboarding:** The pair go to St. Louis to skateboard on the Gateway to the West.

**Episode 48.) Masquerade Farty:** The duo are invited by a woman to a masquerade party along with their friends and a few people.

**Episode 49.) Bowling Butts:** The boys challenge Ashton and Kina to a bowling match.

**Episode 50.) (Season Finale) Hot Air Balloon:** Van Yoshi takes the two on a hot-air balloon ride, but the balloon pops and the three end up stuck in a tree.

## Season 6

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) (Halloween Special #1) Dumb-o-Ween:** Extended episode. The boys attempt to trick or treat, but are unsuccessful due to being too old and not wearing costumes. They knock on Louis Johnson’s front door, then sneak in when he is distracted by taking a phone call. Toadis devours Louis’ bowl of candy, then turns into Awesome Man. After they get a hold of Alfred, Donkey Todd puts the boys in the trunk of his car; he lets them out in a field and drives off. Alfred walks into a field and encounters a farmer who hangs him on a hook attached to the inside of his barn. Alfred awakens on the hook and sees the farmer and the boys open the barn door and approach him. The three each pick up a chainsaw, turn it on, and move closer to him. Also known as Lords of the Harvest.

**Episode 2.) US History:** Van Yoshi’s class has to each give an oral report about a historical American figure to the rest of the class with a new history teacher named “Mr. Washingpiss”. Maria presents a conspiracy theory of the assassination of John Toad Kennedy. Tobias presents how George Washingtoad Carver invented products based on peanuts. Toadis does his oral report about a meal he and Toad-Head ate last week at Mushroom World, which Washingpiss says is the worst he has heard. Toad-Head does his report on the time that he kicked Toadis in the nads, which Washingpiss is very disappointed with. He gives them each a D-.

**Episode 3.) Pirate Summer:** While two young Yoshi Chinese twins are at the beach for a summer vacation, the duo trick them into being “pirates”.

**Episode 4.) Lumberjacks Are Dumb:** The two discover a rainbow-colored tree and hear chainsaws cutting trees from far away.

**Episode 5.) The Troublemaker:** The pair are forced to meet the new student who is a troublemaker, but he is immediately held back to Coolman’s Heights Middle School because he bullied them.

**Episode 6.) Wild Bungholes:** The team returns to the stadium only to see Mortimer and his band perform live.

**Episode 7.) (Christmas Special #2) Huh-Huh-Humbug:** Toadis annoys Ryan Louison at Mushroom World by cooking a mouse, then he has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal Marioes is one of his employees. He is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future – Louis Johnson, Mr. Van Yoshi, and Coach Louison – while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

**Episode 8.) (Christmas Special #2, Part 2) It’s a Miserable Life:** In this parody of *It’s a Wonderful Life*, the duo are visited by Toad-Head’s guardian devil Skuller, who shows him that everyone in Coolman’s Heights would have a better life had he not been born. In the altered timeline, Johnson’s yard is in a much better condition, Mushroom World has more customers, Marioes still has his hair, and Toadis (then named Jason) and Toadbert are volunteers at a homeless shelter.

**Episode 9.) Be All You Can Be:** Toadis and Toad-Head ponder enlisting themselves in the army as “Major Roadkill (Toad-Head)” and “Private Parts (Toadis)”, but they run afoul of Major General Superawesomeness and end up with bullets and an open grenade.

**Episode 10.) Showtime Sucks:** Mortimer tries to direct a fake direct to screen movie with the help of a man named Mr. Cook, but both are interrupted by the boys who plan on doing the movie trailer.

**Episode 11.) Pipe of Doom:** The two go to a construction site, where Toad-Head climbs into a pipe and gets stuck inside. Toadis unsuccessfully tries to free him. A security guard finds them, contacts the media, and a crew rescue Toad-Head. Toadis stays behind after everyone leaves. He climbs into the same pipe that Toad-Head was stuck in and gets stuck there himself.

**Episode 12.) Date Watchers:** The pair watch Ashton as he goes on a date with his new girlfriend Jennifer Martinez. They then see Mr. Van Yoshi on a date with a young woman at a cafe. They follow the couple to his house and watch them through his window. The duo are disappointed when he pulls down the shade, so they ring his doorbell and tell him that they want to watch them doing it. The duo push their way into the house. Van Yoshi drives her back to her place in his van.

**Episode 13.) No Service:** Mushroom World is very busy, so Toadis is called in to work. Toad-Head later arrives and attempts to ruin his day by being a difficult customer.

**Episode 14.) I’m the Coolman:** Luke Monroe is visited by Toadis and Toad-Head, and he is eventually treated in a rude way while trying to get them to play *Mario Kart 64* with him.

**Episode 15.) My Date With Louis’ Manfriend:** The duo meet Louis’ friend Steven Jones and decide to date him and his girlfriend.

**Episode 16.) Spin Art Sucks:** Upon discovering Toadbert’s first spin art, the pair attempt to do one too and end up with paint on their shirts.

**Episode 17.) Traditional Means:** The boys are accidentally found by Nadine, a tomboy who includes them in her team of Batman fans for help to defeat strange people. They end up disobeying her orders by eating nachos while she and her team are fighting the strange men in uranium-powered battle suits.

**Episode 18.) They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh:** While babysitting him, the two take Alfred to a psycho hospital to see the school psychiatrist because he keeps saying he wants to kill himself. There, a doctor questions him and he is subsequently committed to the local asylum.

**Episode 19.) Monster Energy Drinks:** The duo attempt to buy energy drinks as told by Mortimer, as he had never gotten any sleep last night. They try to look for different energy drinks around Coolman’s Heights and eventually come across a vending machine filled with Monster Energy drinks. They use beggar money to buy all the drinks and drink them themselves, turning Toadis back into Awesome Man in the process.

**Episode 20.) (Season Finale) Religion Sucks:** Van Yoshi takes the class on a three night field trip to Yoshi Arabia, where they meet a Yoshi woman named Ashurbanipal Nyla Chalics, whom Yoshi actor Alin fell in love with and the boys first meet.

## Season 7

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Butt, Butt, Hike:** The boys are outside fighting over the remote control when they are invited to attend football practice as replacements of two absent members of the school’s football team in order to win the big game. They have no idea how to play, and Toad-Head is quickly injured. Toadis kicks two players, then takes the ball and runs with it way beyond the playing field.

**Episode 2.) Vaya Con Awesome Man:** Toadis turns into Awesome Man to drinking a large amount of Mushroom World's new caffeine-laden drink Bolt Cola. A man from the immigration department arrives and mistakes him for an illegal immigrant, and he (Toadis) is deported to Mexitoad.

**Episode 3.) Evolution Sucks:** During a lesson by Mr. Washingpiss about evolution, Toadis and Toad dream about being cavemen who hit each other with clubs and score with cavewomen.

**Episode 4.) Substitute:** Van Yoshi sits on his desk in the lotus potion when he falls to the floor and is injured. Ashton’s father Mr. Lewis takes over as his temporary replacement. The substitute teacher is easygoing and inspires most of the class including Alfred to improve their academic performance. The duo repeatedly slam a locker door in the hall, causing cracks in the wall it shares with the classroom. When Van Yoshi returns, the cracks worsen and the blackboard shatters—falling on him.

**Episode 5.) A Very Awesome Episode:** In this very special episode, the two are walking along the street when an injured baby bird falls in front of them, which Toadis calls it “chicken nugget”. Mr. Stephenson takes them to a vet who tells the two that it can’t survive. At home, Toadis takes some live worms out of his pants pocket, chews them and feeds them to the bird which Toad-Head launches to the air; it flies for a few seconds, then falls to the ground.

**Episode 6.) Why Coolman:** The pair are working at Mushroom World when a man who says he has a gun tries to rob it. A police officer walks in and congratulates the duo on making a citizen's arrest. The duo then think that they can then tell people what to do. Also known as Coolman’s Arrest.

**Episode 7.) Toaderly Toadbillies:** Toadis and Toad-Head decide to dig for oil in their yard, but instead break a sewerage pipe, causing black water to gush out of the pipe onto them and the garden. Wrongly assuming it to be oil, they fill their trash can with human waste and try to sell it to Mortimer, who tells them to get the barrel of crap the hell out of here and slams his front door, tipping the waste onto his front path. Two workmen from the waste department arrive in a van and tell Toadis and Toad-Head that they have fixed the lead, before driving off.

**Episode 8.) Super Pitbull Brothers:** The pair attempt to get *Super Pitbull Brothers* at Game Over.

**Episode 9.) Buttney the Craposaur:** The duo are hired as substitute teachers for Coolman’s Heights Pre-K only to burn down a Barney doll upon seeing it as a “false god”.

**Episode 10.) I Dream of Toadis:** The boys watch *I Dream of Jeannie*, then rummage through a dumpster. Toadis finds a bottle containing a dead mouse expecting it will grant him wishes. He brings it to school where the classroom is evacuated because of its smell. Due to none of his wishes being answered, and the smell it, Toadis leaves the bottle in the school cafeteria.

**Episode 11.) Halo Sucks:** The two play *Halo* and each end up losing a game. They also pay close attention to Master Chief during a dream in which they are a part of the game.

**Episode 12.) Cyber Butt:** The pair talk Alfred into helping them look up a grounded video on GoAnimate.com on the computer. A librarian sees the three watching the grounded video, called “Zara watches porn in class and gets grounded (WARNING: SEXUALITY)”, and the three are sent to Marioes, who gives them each detention—eight hours for Toadis and Toad-Head, and the rest of the year for Alfred—and bans Alfred from the computer.

**Episode 13.) Nosebleed:** Toad-Head punches Toadis, causing him a severe nosebleed, and makes several useless attempts to help him before plugging his (Toadis) nose with a tampon in each nostril.

**Episode 14.) Camp Zombie:** For a courage test, the boys are sent by Coach Louison to Turtle Scouts for a trip to Camp Crystal Lake and end up scared away by a prankster dressed as Jason Voorhees, failing the test. The Jason prankster to revealed to be Louis, who had started watching horror movies again.

**Episode 15.) Fawn of the Dead:** While walking in a forest, the duo encounter a dead deer which they call the “Fawn of the Dead”.

**Episode 16.) Spartans Suck:** The two attend Mr. Leonard’s Greek class, and soon protestors against the rape of a little girl who are dressed as Spartans break into Coolman’s Heights High.

**Episode 17.) Man of Slender:** The pair are asked to hang the lights for a school play, but are encountered by a Slenderman-disguised Ashton, who later helps with the lights.

**Episode 18.) Here Comes the Bride’s Butt:** Toadis and Toad-Head attend a local church wedding, uninvited in the belief that the attendees get to make out with the bride. Toad-Head objects to the wedding on the grounds that the groom is a dork. The duo try to kiss the bride, and are ejected by the ushers. Outside the church, Toad-Head says that being married would suck due to spending your life with the same person.

**Episode 19.) Bride of Toad-Head:** After seeing a magazine advertisement,Toad-Head phones a company that provides Russian mail-order brides. A Russian woman named Olga, who is already in Texas and has recently left the man whom the company set her up with, is sent to Toad-Head. She is disappointed with him and he is disappointed that she will not allow him to touch her. Olga gets into Donkey Todd’s car where she has sex with him.

**Episode 20.) Prank Call:** The boys receive a new phone book, then make a man named Tristan Troopa very angry by repeatedly prank calling him. They unwittingly lead him to Toadbert’s house, where Tristan breaks the front door in, walks in, and grabs him. He lets him go, then grabs Mr. Stephenson. Tristan holds Stephenson upside down, puts his head in the toilet, and flushes it. He then inserts the Stephensons’ phone into Stephenson’s rectum. An ambulance takes Stephenson away. The duo prank call Tristan again.

**Episode 22.) Buttniks:** The two visit a beatnik poetry night at a cafe. Toad-Head’s poetry isn’t popular, and his performance is cut short. After drinking cappuccinos, Toadis’ alter ego Awesome Man resurfaces and he takes to the stage with manic ramblings which are well received.

**Episode 23.) Yet Another Friday Night:** After earning the rest of the day off from school for stopping a murder attempt, the pair are visited by Ashton again, who, this time, takes them to see a concert.

**Episode 24.) The Great Day:** Toadis and Toad-Head have a great day when they find out that school is closed because it’s a public holiday and are visited by Zachary. They show him the whole house and watch *Alien VS Predator* on TV together. They then find Playboy magazines in a dumpster, see crashes between two cars and a truck, and see two dogs having sex.

**Episode 25.) The Great Day, Part 2:** The boys and Zachary are paid $21 by a strange man to not mention evidence of a murder he has recently committed. The duo buy nachos and a soda at Walmart, outside which Zachary sees Donkey Todd drive past and take the rest of their money, then crash into another car and repeatedly punch the driver.

**Episode 26.) Dead Meat:** Behavior Card Day is in Coolman’s Heights High again and the boys attempt to perform good deeds by going on a “troublemaker carnage”.

**Episode 27.) Jailhouse Rockers:** The duo are hired by the police force to become guards in Coolman’s Heights Prison and they make fun of the worst prisoners there. Later on, after finding out that Pantera is coming to perform in the prison cafeteria, they arrange a rule in that all prisoners must behave at any time if they are to see the concert tonight.

**Episode 28.) False Encounter:** Marioes tries an unorthodox approach to discipline Alfred, sending him with Toadis and Toad-Head to a sensitivity encounter group therapy session where the leader tells them that he will get them in touch with his feelings. He gives Toadis a bat and pillow and tells him to pretend the pillow is Alfred and let his anger flow. Toadis repeatedly beats the pillow, breaking it open while screaming “Die!”. The three go back to Marioes’ office where Alfred tells him he (Alfred) is going to express his feelings. The duo use Marioes’ plant as a toilet and blame on Alfred.

**Episode 29.) Man Period:** Toadis fears he has a period and Toad-Head makes failed attempts to save his life.

**Episode 30.) Take a Lap:** After seeing an infomercial by muscular workout guru Steve Large, the boys attempt to get fit. However, they find it difficult and soon give up. The duo see a news report stating that Steve collapsed while filming another infomercial and died of heart failure.

**Episode 31.) PacManage Delivery:** Mushroom World attempts to launch a delivery service, but the two make their first delivery to the wrong address. Ryan Louison ends the delivery service on its first night. Afterward, the two try to deliver a *PacMan* arcade machine to Ashton’s house only to run into impossible obstacles instead.

**Episode 32.) Fantasy Sucks:** After playing *Final Fantasy 7*, Toad-Head dreams about an adventure in a fantasy world... except it’s filled with stupidity and dumbness.

**Episode 33.) The Walking Crabs:** While hanging out at a rock pool, the duo are encountered by crabs and they think they’re invading “crab territory”.

**Episode 34.) Underwear Undercover:** The pair visit a new lingerie store in the mall. After standing outside the store for hours, they enter and feel up the merchandise in the belief that doing so is like feeling up the customers who will be wearing the items. Later, they go undercover as ‘stupid idiots in random underwear’ to divulge underwear secrets.

**Episode 35.) Yoshist Ashton:** Ashton is revealed to not only be a gamer but also a Yoshist monk, forcing the boys to go to katate class and get black belts.

**Episode 36.) Jeopardy:** The two put their dumbness to the test by entering themselves in *Jeopardy*, a game show where the winner gets the million.

**Episode 36.) Our Founding Loser:** Alfred is put in detention by Mr. Washingpiss for failing a history test and is told to write an essay about the Founding Fathers of the United States. Instead, he falls asleep and dreams of himself as George Washingtoad. The boys unintentionally join in as Toad Adams and Thomas Jeffertoad.

**Episode 37.) The Future Sucks:** The two visit a career counselor and consider different career paths. For Toad-Head: porn video store owner and TV commercial spokesman promoting beer. For Toadis: wrecking ball operator (he imagines himself using the ball to wreck the school with Principal Marioes trying to stop him) and military commanding officer.

**Episode 38.) Leave It To Toadis:** A *Leave It To Beaver* parody in which Toadis portrays the Beaver (as the Toadis), Toad-Head is a crude Ward, Mrs. Stephenson is an oblivious June, and Donkey Todd is a sociopathic Eddie. On his way to school, Toadis reluctantly gets into Eddie’s car and is pressured by him to buy him cigarettes. Toadis is unable to due to being underage, and Eddie beats him up and takes him home.

**Episode 39.) Butt Flambé:** The duo walk into a hospital where Toadis’s rear end is severely burned to partial cremation which is is treated for. Meanwhile, Toad-Head goes into the supply closet where he puts on clothes, then masquerades as a doctor.

**Episode 40.) (Thanksgiving Special #1) Pranksgiving:** Thanksgiving special. The boys celebrate their way of Thanksgiving with friends, family, and animated guest stars.

**Episode 41.) (Original Series Finale) Louis and Alfred Are Dead:** When Coolman’s Heights High’s secretary calls Louis’ house to see why Alfred or Louis isn’t in school, he (Louis) falsely claims that he and Alfred are dead. Principal Marioes is pleasantly surprised and even stops his typical nervous shaking, while the boys are suspicious about the murder and believe it’s a prank. Mr. Van Yoshi remembers several instances in which the duo caused major problems for him, but mourns them and tries to get the class to remember something good about the obnoxious duo. Maria can’t put up a fight and echoes most of the class's sentiments by saying "it's not like they had bright futures ahead of them". The school faculty mostly agree (except Van  Yoshi) that although they never liked Alfred, they should exploit their apparent deaths to make their trouble worthwhile. Toadis and Toad-Head later see news that someone died at school and decide to show up anyway. As Marioes is on camera holding a jar full of the memorial charity's change saying he would (hypothetically) trade it to have Alfred back, the two greet him with shock and they, Louis, and Alfred ends up in possession in the jar. The guys then walk off into the sunset, believing they are rich with no need to attend school anymore.

## Season 8

**Episode 1.) (New Series Premiere) Werewolves of Coolman’s Heights:** After sneaking to the FART movie theater to see *Twilight,* Toadis and Toad-Head set out to get bitten by vampires so they can get girls, but end up infected by a homeless woman with numerous diseases.

**Episode 2.) Sirens Rule:** The boys play with sirens stolen from broken down police cars.

**Episode 3.) (Valentine’s Day Special #1) Pink Plink:** The two are forced to wear pink on Valentine’s Day and are taught a lesson by David Coolperson and Marge Johansen.

**Episode 4.) Artists Suck:** The pair go to the Dumb Butte Art Museum and see cool early paintings by some guy in whom they get afraid of later.

**Episode 5.) Holy Awesome Man:** Toadis gets his hands screwed on an action toy by Toad-Head by accident and has to go to the hopital. Now with his hands wrapped, Toadis turns into Awesome Man, who tells everyone believing he is Jesus to give up toilet paper.

**Episode 6.) Filet of Fish Butt:** The two find random ways to go fishing without using fishing rods.

**Episode 7.) The Miracle That Is Toadis:** The duo watch a self-help guru on TV advertise his appearance at a bookshop last night. Toadis goes there to meet him and is inspired to be more assertive.

**Episode 8.) Dumbsday:** Coolman’s Heights High students are forced to evacuate after a troublemaker outbreak, and Toadis and Toad-Head believe that they are the last survivors there.

**Epsiode 9.) Mario Farty Remastered:** The pair take to multiplayer in *Super Mario Party*, but they end up fighting each other for first place.

**Episode 10.) Copy Machine:** After Coach Louison sends the duo to the copy room, Toadis tries to copy his butt on the new copy machine only to break the glass and get stuck inside.

**Episode 11.) Bryan Bone’s Butt:** The boys go to see *Guitar Hero* player Bryan Bone on stage after receiving two tickets to go, but then he kicks Toadis’ butt.

**Episode 12.) Enter the Girls:** The two follow Maria and her friend Emily to a comic book convention where they try to score with them, believing them to be Princess Peach and Princess Daisy. A bunch of girls’ costume reviews later, a security guard catches Toadis and Toad-Head trying to sexually harass Maria and Emily, and kicks them out to the lobby for an hour as a penalty.

**Episode 13.) Louis VS. The Vending Machine:** Pork rinds appear in the Wal-Mart vending machine and Louis attempts to buy it outside. A mechanical failure causes the product not to be released, so Toadis and Toad-Head go into the store, but the man in there says that they do not have anything to do with the machine. They decide to get more money for Louis, believing that if they put the same amount of money in, two bags of pork rinds will be released instead. Toad-Head begs for money from an old woman, who gives him and Toadis the dollar. They buy nachos and go home where they eat them while sitting on the couch and watching television. They have forgotten about Louis—who is still waiting outside the store for them.

**Episode 14.) Dawn of the Living Luis:** Mr. Johnson confirms to have criminal Luis Delfino dead, but when he rises again, the boys learn that it’s just a prank made by him.

**Episode 15.) School Test:** Concerned with the boys’ impact on the school’s public funding and also Allred's dumbness, Principal Marioes organizes intensive tutoring in order to help him prepare for the state-standardized test.

**Episode 16.) Bathroom Break:** At Mushroom World, Toad-Head realizes that he gets paid even when he goes to the bathroom after working with Toadis.

**Episode 17.) Three at the Tour in the Museum:** Bryan Bone returns to take Toadis and Toad-Head downtown and to the museum where they end up jumpscared in scary exhibits.

**Episode 18.) Meet the Cast:** The duo meet the cast of *Club Puffle* while online.

**Episode 19.) Emery Johansen Sucks:** Principal Marioes hires Emery Johansen to organize another behavior card day to make sure the boys are on their best behavior, but also to make sure Alfred doesn’t get in the class’ way.

**Episode 20.) The Toadette Queen’s Boys:** The ‘Toadette Queen’ greets the pair by introducing her boys to them.

**Episode 21.) My Dumb Posters:** The duo hang up Dope posters and frame Louis for it.

**Episode 22.) Varner Capers:** The two meet Alfred’s actor Kyle Varner, who then meets Alfred which causes them to face a coincidence.

**Episode 23.) Haunted Adventure:** The boys once again go back to Raimon’s Torture Chamber, but this time with Ashton and Jenny, and they end up breaking the rules after getting separated from each other.

**Episode 24.) This’ Going Down:** Toadis, Toad-Head, and Toadbert get trapped inside an elevator filled with chicks and they all end up in a long ride through all the floors of a hotel.

**Episode 25.) (Season Finale) Alfred’s First Trial:** Alfred gets himself fired and exhiles himself to Yoshi China, where he ends up kidnapped and sentenced to death by ninjas.

## Season 9

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Dating Marina:** The two catch a double date when seeing Ashton dating both Marina and Jenny.

**Episode 2.) Jocks Off the Young Man:** Alfred is covered with jocks and Louis calls the pair to know where he is. After that, they need to get “jocks off the young man” and are forced by Louis to get him a ring and some treasure.

**Episode 3.) Stupid Voice Acting:** The duo are assigned to take bottles of voice returning water to patients with laryngitis, but Ashton makes it harder for them by accidentally sending the water to the wrong people.

**Episode 13.) High Blood Pressure:** The duo go to a supermarket, where they see a blood pressure testing machine and assume that’s a free ride. Toadis puts his right arm in it and it clamps itself so tightly that he can’t remove it. Toad-Head fails in his attempts to free him, but a pharmacist does, then gives Toadis a bottle of medication for his hypertension. When Toadis tries to open the bottle, he accidentally kicks it into a storm drain.

## Season 10

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Gay Fighter:**

**Episode 2.) An Oner Terrence:**

**Episode 3.) Toadis, Can You Spare a Dime?:** Toadis and Toad-Head encounter a beggar in the street and attempt to become beggars themselves. A policeman moves the duo along and they beg with the beggar. They are much more successful as a trio. After a passerby wrongly assumes that they are his sons, he pretends that they are.

**Episode 6.) Coolman’s Heights High’s Got Talent:** The boys sign up for Coolman’s Heights High’s talent show and plan to reenact Mortal Kombat with the intention to get first prize.

**Episode 7.) Coolman’s Heights High’s Got Talent, Part 2:**

**Episode 8.) Coolman’s Heights High’s Got Talent, Part 3:**

**Episode 14.) Screaming:** Toadis and Toad-Head watch a horror film featuring screaming; they scream in the street, then knock on Mortimer Johnson’s door and scream at him when he answers. When they scream at a policeman in the street, he grabs them and screams at them. The duo go home, and phone and scream at Toadbert. They then phone the police and scream at them.

**Episode 22.) World’s Rarest Stoners:** The boys destroy and rebuild unwanted statues in their own images with silver and gold, intent to sell them and become rich.

**Episode 29.) Chinese Tacos:** The boys accidentally end up in Chinatown while

**Episode 30.) Bus Trip:** Mr. Van Yoshi leads the duo on a field trip in the school bus and moves them to the front of the bus after they moon against the window. When the driver brakes suddenly while on a winding mountain road, Van Yoshi is thrown through the windshield and down a steep cliff, and airlifted on a stretcher by helicopter.

**Episode 31.) TV Violence:** When the Stephensons have a new satellite dish installed, the two attempt to watch several violent programs with Toadbert, but his mother prevents them from doing so and insists that they only watch children's television series.

**Episode 32.) Generation In Crisis:** A graduate student in Film and Anthropology visits the school to make a documentary film about problem teenagers. He makes Toadis and Toad-Head the focus of his film.

**Episode 33.) The Mystery of Morning Wood:** Van Yoshi sets the class a weekend assignment to solve something that is a mystery to them. The pair attempt to learn why they get erections in the morning, but don’t work on the cause.

**Episode 34.) (Season Finale) He Always Dies First:**

## Season 11 (New)

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Crisis Line:** Toadis and Toad-Head volunteer to run a teen crisis line, during which they make a class from a girl whose boyfriend is pressuring her for sex. The duo advise her to put out to someone at school tomorrow who is polite. The boys decide to be polite to every girl they see so that they will score with her. The caller recognizes them in the school cafeteria, and her boyfriend throws the duo against the wall.

**Episode 2.) Figure Drawing:** The boys enjoy a figure drawing class that features a nude female model. They are less enthusiastic about the male model who follows her as the class’ art subject.

**Episode 3.) Street Show:** The pair check out a street show where they attempt some of the most dangerous acts, such as snake charming and a fiery obstacle course.

**Episode 4.) Balloon:** The two visit an aquarium in hopes of plugging some dolphin holes with balloons.

**Episode 5.) Let’s Clean It Up:** When Toadis and Toad-Head are sent to the nurse’s office by Coach Louison to fix their poor hygiene, they find that the young, attracting nurse is out to seduce them. They enjoy receiving a massage from her. They go back to the nurse’s office, and are disappointed that the nurse is an ugly, fat, middle-aged woman and that the ‘nurse’ they saw before was actually a teaching assistant.

**Episode 6.) Liar! Liar!:** Ryan Louison makes the duo take a polygraph test after their cash register comes up short. Toad-Head loses consciousness due to holding his breath. Toadis claims that he murdered sixteen hippies in 1969.

**Episode 7.) Temporary Insanity:** The pair get off the school bus part-way through their journey to school after Toad-Head falsely claims to the driver that they have an emergency. They walk into a real estate office and are wrongly assumed to be temps. Toad-Head photocopies his buttocks and Toadis types in a manic and random way. The two actual temps arrive, and Toadis and Toad-Head tell them to take a seat. The computer that Toadis is using overheats and he throws water over it. Toadis and Toad-Head are told to come back to work tomorrow.

**Episode 8.) Womyn:** On her last day teaching them, a feminist teaching assistant expresses her on her at how sexist Toadis and Toad-Head’s class is and invites the female students to go to a local meeting of a feminist group, where they will discuss their plans to picket the FART movie theater because it shows films featuring actresses who have breast augmentation. The duo decide to go to the meaning, thinking that they can score with some of the attendees. The group is hostile to them and beat them up.

**Episode 9.) Death Row Death Match:** Toad attorneys Toadis and Toad-Head suggest to judge Stephen that Coolman’s Heights Prison should host a death match tournament as part of a death penalty, to which he agrees on. They hire visiting singer Damien Hawke to be the announcer and referee to complete it, because they believe he sounds like one. The first match is between two longtime death row inmates. Fighter #1, named Bob Joel “BJ”, is pitted against Go-Bee, a former bad rapper accused of doing his neighbor’s daughter and killing her. The rules say that the winner is spared and has to kill the loser. Go-Bee, intent to clear his name, finishes BJ by killing him. Later, Barney Davidson, the real mastermind behind doing and killing the girl, is arrested after the cops see him telling the truth. He is convicted and sentenced to death by fighting Go-Bee as Match #2.

**Episode 10.) Murder Site:** The duo are watching *Baywatch* when the show is interrupted by a news bulletin about a fratricide in a nearby apartment. They walk to the scene of the murder, past a police officer, and through the police tape. In the room where the murder occurred, Toad-Head repeatedly calls Toadis “buttknocker”, and they fight. The police enter the room and arrest Toadis. At the police station, Toad-Head refuses to fill a form about Toadis threatening to kill him, which would be needed to press charges. The police therefore release Toadis.

**Episode 11.) Sexual Harassment:** Mr. Van Yoshi teaches his class about sexual harassment and the duo claim that a female classmate named Kimmy is sexually harassing them by giving them erections. They hire fellow Toad attorney Geo Hadley to sue her, but he also tries to sue her parents, Van Yoshi, and the school system, for sexual harassment. Judge Stephen stops the case and throws it out for being ridiculous.

**Episode 12.) Walking Erect:** The two go to the zoo. They find the guide boring, so they go to the shake house. They spark a panic that a snake has escaped. The lights go out and they wake up with their hands around each other’s pingases, each wrongly having believed that they were holding a thin snake.

**Episode 13.) Sick:** The boys get a nasty cold, and they try to get a hold of some cough syrup in a futile attempt to get wasted.

**Episode 14.) Babes R Us:** Toadis and Toad-Head try out for a mud wrestling act at the local strip club, but legal age issues rear their ugly heads once again.

**Episode 15.) Sperm Bank:** The duo sell sperm at the offices of Dr. Flynn Harolds, and buy porno magazines with the money.

**Episode 16.) Jump!:** The two visit a bank to try to withdraw money despite not having accounts. The police turn to arrest the bank officer for embezzlement when he is talking to the boys, only to have him head to the roof and threaten suicide. The cops enlist Toadis and Toad-Head to get the banker to surrender, and they accidentally convince him to do just that.

**Episode 17.) Tainted Meat:** While the pair are at Mushroom World, Toadis’ genitals itch a lot, so he scratches them, then cooks a burger. This causes a food poisoning outbreak which hospitalizes fifteen of the restaurant’s customers. The restaurant is closed down and the duo are fired. When it reopens, they are rehired; a notice mandates that employees must wash their hands before handling meat.

**Episode 18.) Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass:** The boys are walking through the woods when they encounter a men’s group headed by Mr. Van Yoshi, who are four men on a monthly drum-banging session. They invite the duo to join them, which they do. Toadis bangs the drum while manically expressing his frustration at being always rejected by girls. The group at first responds well to him, but when Toadis says that he wants to bulldoze the school, Van Yoshi’s three followers leave, which he (Van Yoshi) is disappointed with. At school the next day, Van Yoshi asks Toad-Head where Toadis is. It’s revealed that Toadis is still in the woods talking and banging the drum.

**Episode 19.) Premature Evacuation:** A phone call is made to the school by a man claiming that a bomb was placed in the school cafeteria the previous night. All of Coolman’s Heights High’s staff and students are told by Marioes over the school’s public address system to evacuate the school. Toadis and Toad-Head stay at school and go to the cafeteria to search for the bomb. Toadis finds a cooking timer and wrongly assumes that it’s a bomb. He and Toad-Head fight over it until a man from the bomb squad tells them what it is. No bomb is found.

**Episode 20.) To the Rescue:** Toadis and Toad-Head are sitting in a field when a light aircraft crashes nearby. They go to the nearby road and stop a car, whose driver calls the police and an ambulance. The pilot is airlifted to the hospital, where he makes a full recovery. The story is re-enacted in *Rescue 911*.

**Episode 21.) Career Day:** The pair do a day’s work experience as security guards at the mall. They are led by the mall’s sleazy security guard, who wants to do a full cavity search on a young woman.

**Episode 22.) Dude, a Reward:** Toadis finds cameras in bag in a bush and he and Toad-Head take several close-up pictures of themselves, before he repeatedly smashes one of them into the ground. Toad-Head finds a card in the bag which gives the name and address of the photographer who is the owner. They go to his studio to receive a reward. The photographs that the duo took are exhibited.

**Episode 23.) Water Safety:** Swimming lessons by Louison are out into jeopardy by the duo’s ineptitude.

**Episode 24.) A Butthurt July Fourth:**

**Episode 25.) Safe House:** While Toadis and Toad-Head are sitting on their couch, Donkey Todd kicks the door in and uses the house as a hideout, telling the duo that he doesn’t want anyone to know where he is. Three young men knock at the door looking for Donkey Todd. The duo falsely claim to be in his gang and are beaten up by the trio. Two policemen knock on the door looking for Donkey Todd. They claim he is not there, then threaten the police with violence. They arrest the duo, who are abandoned by Donkey Todd and sent to jail, where Donkey Todd’s enemies beat them up again.

**Episode 26.) Comedians:** The two go to a comedy club where Toad-Head’s stand-up comedy fails. Toadis sets fire to the comedy club after burning newspapers to juggle with.

**Episode 27.) Manners Suck:** A guest teacher named Miss Manners attempts to teach Van Yoshi’s class including the show’s title characters, manners. Toadis and Toad-Head make it difficult for her due to their crude nature. This leads to Miss Manners grabbing the duo and a physical fight between her and Van Yoshi. Later, the boys use manners while in the bathroom.

**Episode 28.) (Season Finale) Toadis and Toad-Head’s Island:** The duo go to a dress shop in the shopping mall to “check out chicks”. They are told to leave the store, then they walk into an artificial lake in the mall when it is dry in order to take coins that people have thrown into it when making wishes. The janitor runs on the water, so they climb onto the lake’s island. They are there for three days, thinking they are trapped on the island—until the janitor tells then that they can walk through the shallow water. They boys walk out of the lake, then take a mannequin with a dress on it home with them.

## Season 12 (New)

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Incognito:** Under threat of possible death from a gun-toting student, the duo assume ridiculous disguises and pretend to be exchange students.

**Episode 2.) Cleaning House:** Toadis and Toad-Head are hired for a job, this time by their teacher David Van Yoshi, and the duo end up destroying his 8-track tape collection.

**Episode 3.) Young, Gifted, and Crude:** The pair ace a placement test by filling out the multiple choice answers at random and are moved up to a gifted class. A student there accidentally damages his brain and is demoted to Toadis and Toad-Head’s old class.

**Episode 4.) Madame Loser:** The boys visit a ‘psychic’ who uses cold reading techniques to deduce that they are not A students. She tells Toad-Head that he will become important, rich, and famous—and that he will get beautiful women, a mansion, a servant, and a yacht. Toadis looks into her crystal ball and sees visions of a major war (which is just reflections of the TV behind him).

**Episode 5.) Grenade Volleyball:** The two are hanging out at an abandoned military base when they come across a closed grenade, which they use to play volleyball. As a result, the grenade starts to work when it is accidentally opened, and Toadis ends up injured from the blast.

**Episode 6.) Choke:** While the duo are watching TV, Toad-Head begins to choke on a piece of chicken. They phone 9-1-1; the woman on the phone advises Toadis to perform the Heimlich maneuver on him. Toadis doesn’t know that it is, so he goes to Mushroom World to try to find a sign which gives instructions to it—while Toad-Head collapses onto the floor. Toadis brings back an irrelevant sign from Mushroom World and inadvertently saves Toad-Head’s life when he treads on him, expelling the chicken from his (Toad-Head) trachea. As Toad-Head recovers, Toadis picks up the piece of chicken and chokes on it.

**Episode 7.) Hard Sell:** The duo start jobs as telemarketers at a call center. Toadis phones a sex chat line from work, after which the duo are fired.

**Episode 8.) Take a Number:** The pair go to a rock concert where outside, they meet two girls who are like female versions of them, but they can’t close the deal because they don’t have concert tickets. They meet a scalper, but can’t afford the tickets. They stand in line fit the portable toilet, but because it is very long, they urinate behind a dumpster, for which they are reprimanded by a security guard. When they finally reach the toilet, Toadis goes in it and Toad-Head tips it onto its side.

**Episode 9.) Lightning Strikes:** Toadis and Toad-Head watch an episode of a television documentary called *Great American Minds*, which is about Benjamin Franktoad. They see Franktoad fly a kite with a key attached to it during a storm, so they do likewise. Their kite soon becomes stuck in a tree which is struck by lightning and falls in them, and is struck again. The duo are admitted to the emergency department of a hospital. The representative of a media watchdog visits them in hospital, where she asks Toad-Head what he was watching on TV. She is interviewed on TV, where she says that the duo were watching rock music videos and implies that was what encouraged them to fly the kite in a storm.

**Episode 10.) What’s the Deal:** Louis Johnson employs the pair to do some work in his garden, which they are doing badly. He thinks that he can win money from them by having them join an Uno game which he is going to play with two other men. Toadis and Toad-Head don't know how to play the game, yet they win by luck alone. Johnson gives them plastic water bottle lids in exchange for the money that they won, which the duo think is a good deal.

**Episode 11.) Pregger Pause:** Toadis fears that he is pregged due to having some of the symptoms and not realizing that men can’t be impregged. He uses a preggacy test and believes that it turning yellow when he urinates on it indicates a positive result. After defecating, he realizes that he is not pregged.

**Episode 12.) Tired:** The duo find a truck tire at a filling station and push it up a steel hill where Toadis climbs in it, and Toad-Head pushes it down with him in it. It crosses a busy highway, causing Donkey Todd to spill beer in his jeans while driving and other cars including Ashton’s, Zachary’s, and Mr. Stephenson’s to crash into each other. It then crosses a field where it flattens Van Yoshi and his camera. It bounces on a car which is on bricks, dislodging it and crushing the person under the car. The tire then hits a lever next to railroad tracks, causing a train to derail, and is stopped due to colliding with the back of a minivan in a parking lot. Toadis then climbs out of it and is joined by Toad-Head, then they are confronted by Donkey Todd, who beats up Toadis.

**Episode 13.) Spanish Fly:** The two are at a gas station, where Toadis blows air from the air hose up an attractive young woman’s dress and is disappointed that it didn’t lead to him having sex with her. Toad-Head buys Spanish fly from the station’s restroom and they try to use it to score with girls in the school cafeteria. Toadis distract a girl while Toad-Head puts Spanish fly in her taco. She doesn’t notice, but loses her appetite and throws the taco in the garbage can. The duo try the same trick with a carton which is next to another girl. They are disappointed when she tells them it’s not hers and it belongs to a muscular boy named Thomas, who drinks it. When Thomas gets an erection while wrestling Toadis in the school gym, he (Toadis) kicks him in the groin and leaves the gym.

**Episode 14.) Green Thumbs:** Toadis and Toad-Head make counterfeit money using a photocopier and try to use it to pay for food at Walmart. The man behind the counter can see that it’s fake so he rips it up and ejects them.

**Episode 15.) Feel a Cop:** The boys watch a television report about female police officers posing as street prostitutes in Coolman’s Heights. They fail to understand the report and approach an undercover cop who leads the duo to her motel room which is being used to trap prospective clients, as her two colleagues listen and record the conversation from another room in the building. She becomes frustrated at the duo’s use a vague slang, and a colleague of hers walks in and stops the interaction due to her entrapping them.

**Episode 16.) Toadbert Is Missing:** Mrs. Stephenson knocks on the door while the pair are watching TV to tell them that she doesn’t know where Toadbert is. The duo help his parents find him, then open their closet to get their flashlight. There they find Toadbert, whom they had shut in there hours earlier and forgotten about.

**Episode 17.) Yoga Sucks:** Van Yoshi encourages the boys to sign up for a yoga session led by Amaya Wilkinson, where they end up with broken bones trying to perform the different poses.

**Episode 18.) Just For Girls:** The duo go to Mrs. Leena’s girls-only sex education class and are initially told to leave, but Van Yoshi convinces her to let them stay. The class watches a short film from Yoshland about love, sex, suicide, and hell that teaches lessons. The duo are disgusted at seeing another wrongfully impregged girl giving birth and some disturbing scenes that scare Toadis a bit—and leave the room.

**Episode 19.) Nintendo Switched:** Ashton asks the two to buy him a Nintendo Switch from GameShop. Instead, they break in and get the console without paying as they can’t afford $300 without getting caught, thus doing the impossible. While on the run, they encounter Alfred and give him the console, and he is arrested as a result.

**Episode 20.) On Strike:** Toadis and Toad-Head watch a TV news report about baseball players on strike, so they refuse to work during their shift at Mushroom World. A journalist speaks to them outside, then Ryan Louison ends their strike after an hour when he calls them in and makes them clean the tables.

**Episode 21.) Woodshop:** The boys use a table saw in wood shop at school to cut the teacher's possessions in two, and Toadis uses it to cut his right index finger off. After it is reattached, he breaks it off again by using it to scratch his nose.

**Episode 22.) Steamroller:** Mortimer Johnson rents a steamroller which he leaves running while unattended. The pair take a destructive ride on it along a street and into school.

**Episode 23.) Spare Me:** Two attractive girls whose car has a flat tire ask the duo to change the wheel for the one in their truck, saying that they will take them for a ride. Maria is walking past and helps them do so. The boys think that they will score with the girls, but they drive off without them. The duo encounter the same girls and car further up the road, their engine having overheated. The girls ask them to fix the car, using the same ruse.

**Episode 24.) The History of Women:** Mr. Washingpiss tells his class to each write an essay on the woman whom they admire most for Women’s History Month. Tina and Nina choose k.d. lang, and Toadis and Toad-Head initially choose Toadis’ mother. Washingpiss rejects their weak efforts, so they go to the school library. The librarian recommends books about various women—as they try to look up her skirt while she is on a stepladder. They tell Washingpiss that she is the woman whom they admire most. He is disappointed with them again, and makes them return books to the library’s shelves. While there, they put books in the wrong places, then look up the skirt of the same librarian.

**Episode 25.) Dream On:** Toadis and Toad-Head fall asleep on the couch while *The Today Show* is on. The duo dream that they are on various TV shows.

**Episode 26.) Toadbert Moves Away:** The two enter Toadbert’s house by opening a window and climbing in. They find the house empty and watch TV. Two burglars break the door down and claim to be moving men. The burglars steal some things and deliberately break some other things, before leaving in a van. Toadis and Toad-Head deliberately cause a great deal of damage to the house and its contents. Toadbert and his parents arrive home, horrified at some of their possessions having been stolen and many other things badly damaged.

**Episode 27.) Skin Trade:** The boys are at a landfill site where Toadis picks up a rotting animal carcass. He wants them to keep it as a pet, but Toad-Head points out that he can’t do so because it’s dead. Toad-Head thinks it a good idea to sell the animal for its clothing. The shops they attempt to sell it to refuse to buy it. They fail in their attempt to pick up two girls while Toadis has the carcass on his head.

**Episode 28.) Patients Patients:** The duo go to the optometrist and dentist respectively. After they anger their doctors, Toad-Head’s mouth is wired shut and Toadis is given glasses that make his eyesight worse.

**Episode 29.) Trouble Urinating:** Toadis and Toad-Head forget how to urinate and it’s up to Coach Louison to reteach them only to fail, so they are sent to a nurse who solves their problem.

**Episode 30.) Right On:** The pair appear on *The John Brown Show* and ruin both the show and ultraconservative John’s grassroots presidential campaign in the process. The show is pulled off the air after the duo use coarse slang and Toadis moons the audience.

**Episode 31.) Walkathon:** For a 10-mile charity walkathon, the duo unwittingly pledge $10 each per mile to Maria, who pledges them a nickel between them per mile. After they finish, they are asked for the $100 that they owe. They don’t have it, so are told to ‘walk it off’ at a rate of 5c per mile.

**Episode 32.) Semen Stings:** Toadis ends up stung in the eye by the semen of a murder hornet while doing dares with Toad-Head in which they bet on who is able to disturb a hornet hive without breaking it. He is admitted to the hospital, where he has to wear an eyepatch until his eye recovers. Later, while playing pirates with Toad-Head, Toadis ends up accidentally breaking the same hornet hive, and the semen of another murder hornet stings his other eye.

**Episode 33.) Plastic Surgin’:** The pair watch a television advertisement for breast enlargement. They decide to go to a plastic surgeon to have their pingases enlarged. When they are there, a misunderstanding means they have their noses enlarged instead.

**Episode 34.) Bad Dog:** The boys watch a television advertisement encouraging people to adopt a dog from a shelter. They decide to, so they go to a dog shelter. They select the most violent, out-of-control dog, who especially hates Toadis. On their way home, Toadis throws a stick for the dog, who runs past it and doesn’t return.

**Episode 35.) Whiplash:** The duo watch a television advertisement in which Geo Hadley encourages people to claim compensation for their injuries. In an attempt to win compensation for a staged injury, Toad-Head obstructs the road by sitting in the road on his bicycle while Toadis is a passenger on the school bus. The bus driver brakes suddenly; the bus crashes into Toad-Head and causes Toadis to be thrown in the front of the bus. The duo go to Hadley’s office to ask him to get them compensation, but Hadley tells them that they are going to sue the school system, the city, the state, and the driver. The police arrest him for 257 counts of fraud, and one of them grabs and interrogates the duo.

**Episode 36.) In Not So Loving Memory:** The two break into a funeral in which they try to take a coffin with a recently deceased elderly man inside. First, they use the opened casket to scare people on Halloween. They then use it to prank Ashton and then Toadbert. In conclusion, they take it to a nearby lake after taking Louis’ rental speedboat and set it on fire, giving the dead man a viking funeral instead.

**Episode 37.) Patsies:** During detention with Coach Louison, he orders Alfred to join Mr. Howard and his group, Positive-Acting Teens. PAT takes him and the duo to do community service together, picking up litter by the side of the road. The duo throw a hubcap to each other across the road where it hits a passing truck and rebounds against Mr. Howard’s head. Toad-Head steaks his wallet and blames Alfred.

**Episode 38.) Oil Change:** Ryan Louison tells Toadis and Toad-Head that customers have complained about their fries. He looks at the fryer, which is badly polluted and contains a grasshopper and a bandage, and orders the duo to change the oil. They buy motor oil from an automobile repair shop on credit—and use that as the replacement oil.

**Episode 39.) Top of the Mountain:** The duo go to a hair salon in order to have haircuts so that they can get physically close to the breasts of an attractive hairdresser named Kandy. They are unaware that she is Donkey Todd’s girlfriend. She washes their hair, then he arrives and gives the two very bad haircuts, cutting off the vast majority of their hair.

**Episode 40.) Heroes:** The two go shooting skeet, but end up with something bigger than they originally thought.

**Episode 41.) Safe Driving:** Toadis and Toad-Head’s class are shown a State Highway Patrol film by Louison in which two youths, Mike and Kyle, drive recklessly and crash into a truck. Toadis and Toad-Head take driving lessons with Louison, during which Toad-Head drives the car into a truck.

**Episode 42.) (Season Finale) Vidiots:** The boys watch an episode of talk show *Hiraldo*, in which the topic is dating services. They go to a video dating service, where they are greeted by an attractive woman to whom Toadis gives his name as Hiraldo. She is attracted to him, but he fails to recognize that. The duo receive calls from women on the phone and at the door, but they fail to understand that they are members of the dating service, and reject them.

## Season 13 (New)

**Episode 1.) (Season Premiere) Yard Sale:** A friend of Mortimer Johnson’s phones him to ask him to man his bar while he takes his wife to the hospital. The pair are hired by Johnson to operate his yard sale, pay them in the form of a motorized hedge trimmer and 10% of the takings. Johnson is horrified when he walks into his house to see that the duo have sold virtually everything in his house for a small fraction of their value.

**Episode 2.) Gang of Two:** Donkey Todd and a member of his gang grab and threaten the duo outside Walmart, after which they attempt to form their own gang. Toadbert asks Toadis and Toad-Head to join their gang. They tell him that he has to break a milk crate in order to be admitted. While doing so at the back of the store, the owner catches him and drags him to the front, then grabs Toad-Head and hits him, as Donkey Todd arrives and does the same to Toadis.

**Episode 3.) Ding-Dong-Ditch:** Toadis and Toad-Head have trouble trying to get ding dong ditch down correctly.

**Episode 4.) Toadstool Tour:** Kina invites the boys to come with her to participate in Coolman’s Heights golfing tour. As she aims for her goal to win the rainbow cup, the two try to get holes in one only to mess up and fail constantly and miserably.

**Episode 5.) Road Tripped:** A girl already learning how to use Uber to get to El Paso to see an old friend has the two as her drivers, who take her on a crazy road adventure. Several hours later, the three accidentally take a detour after Toadis reveals that he forgot the GPS and end up in the middle of nowhere, where they run out of fuel and the girl learns that a road trip is like a crazy adventure.

**Episode 6.) Impotence:** The boys watch a TV ad for Gaywitz Impotence Clinic. They wrongly believe that being impotent means being unable to get sex, and go there thinking that they will receive advice about how to score. Dr. Gaywitz is puzzled because the duo are easily aroused. The nurse refuses to examine them because they have erections. Gaywitz prescribes them saltpeter.

**Episode 7.) Breakdown:** Marioes is admitted to a mental hospital after being driven insane by Alfred vandalizing the teachers' lounge. Van Yoshi, Toadis, Toad-Head, and Alfred visit him together during which time he tries to strangle Alfred.

**Episode 8.) Dumbasses Anonymous:** Louison introduces an alcoholic named Goombs to the class to convince them to stay sober. The duo go to the Green Hills Treatment Center, the clinic that Goombs spends a lot of time at. There, the duo attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and think they can get beer there. They suggest getting a drink, and the group's members go to a bar where they get drunk—except for the duo, who are refused service by the barman due to being underage.

**Episode 9.) Speech Therapy:** Marioes is horrified when Alfred walks into his office, having returned from his two week suspension. Alfred and the boys are supposed to be in Van Yoshi’s class, but he has taken his class to the botanical garden. Marioes sends them to a speech therapy class, where they misinterpret sentences that the teacher tells them to repeat.

**Episode 12.) Nothing Happening:** After the TV goes out due to a damaged wire outside the house, the boys fall asleep on the couch. A plane crashes into their school, police chase a fugitive and shoot him; Toadbert causes an explosion in his house using his chemistry set and the ambulance picking him up crashes into the P.A.T. van. Repairmen fix the wire and the duo wake up and see a news report about the events.

**Episode 13.) The Tournament Sucks:** While seeing a TV promo for the new *Mortal Kombat* movie, the two are somehow summoned by a god named Luke to another world, having been mistaken for Keanu Reaves and Brad Pitt. Toad-Head is pitted against a Sub-Zero-esque ninja (voiced by Damien Hawke) by the host of a tournament that Luke summoned the boys to, and is victorious.

**Episode 14.) Extreme Sports:** After seeing a dangerous audition on *America’s Got Talent*, the pair decide to do risky illusionist acts outside. After buying the right materials, they reenact some of the auditions they saw on TV; though they manage to get a few of the acts right, they mess up on some, one of which Toadis almost kills Toad-Head trying to slice in half an apple he (Toad-Head) throws in the air.

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**Episode 16.) Shopping Cart:** Toad-Head is in a shopping cart being pushed through a parking lot by Toadis. A car backs behind Toad-Head and the driver bribes him $10 to not tell anyone about the accident. The duo reason that they can make more money the same way, so Toad-Head pushes Toadis in the cart behind another car. However, the driver backs into him, then drives off. Toadis pushes Toad-Head in the cart behind a van, which reverses into Toadis and drives off. The duo sit in the cart behind Mortimer Johnson’s motorhome. He backs into it and it attaches to the cart, which is flung off as they go around a bend and the cart crashes into a tree.

**Episode 17.) Parent-Teacher Association:** The duo attend a P.T.A. meeting that results in a brawl between Marioes and several of the parents.

**Episode 18.) Buy Beer:** Toadis and Toad-Head watch a television commercial for non-alcoholic beer and buy some from Walmart, failing to understand what the drink is. They sit outside and drink it, expecting to get drunk. They are approached by a police officer who gives them a sobriety test, which they fail. He then sees that the beer isn’t alcoholic, realizes they are stupid rather than drunk, and drives off.

**Episode 19.) Pierced:** After being beaten up outside school by an older student who is wearing a skull earring in his left ear, the two decide to get their ears pierced. They want to have them pierced at the tattoo place, but are refused piercings by the girl behind the counter due to not having their parents' permission. They pierce their right ears themselves at home. They go back to the tattoo place later the same day, but decide not to have earrings after the same member of staff informs them that a ring in the right ear only indicates homosexuality.

**Episode 20.) Garage Band:** After watching a rock star on being interviewed on television, the pair attempt to start a band. He says that he started by playing in someone's garage, so the duo try to play in Van Yoshi’s garage. Toadis plays Van Yoshi’s guitar, then smashes it into pieces. The duo go to a venue that needs a band, claiming that they are a band called Neighborhood Kids, but they argue and go home. The audience is angry at Neighborhood Kids not arriving.

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**Episode 24.) The Amazing Death of Alfred:** Alfred hires the pair to help him with his dead man prank this Halloween while they try to buy something with Toadis’ money. For the act, Toad-Head believes that Alfred stole Toadis’ money to waste it on nachos, and Toadis punches him (Alfred). The three fight sloppily until they go to the kitchen. After shoving Toadis in the fridge, Toad-Head grabs a cleaver and pretends to chop Alfred, while Toadis gets out and covers Alfred’s head with an illusional wrapper. Alfred pretends to stop breathing as a result while Toadis puts a fake head resembling his (Alfred) on the patio. That night, Alfred’s “severed head” manages to scare Ashton, a few children, and Mortimer. The boys take the illusional wrapper from Alfred’s real head only to see that he passed out, and call 9-1-1.

**Episode 25.) Head Lice:** The boys are scratching their heads in class. Louison tells them that they have head louse and sends them to the school nurse, who finds them in their hair. Instead of following the nurse's advice, the duo break open a bug zapper and touch the element in order to kill the lice—electrocuting themselves in the process. Toadis also has crab louse, so he puts his genitals into the zapper, electrocuting himself again.

**Episode 26.) Sprout:** Van Yoshi challenges his class to grow plants, so the two attempt to grow some corn in order to make nachos. The two become impatient with the plant’s slow growth, and repeatedly stomp on it.

**Episode 27.) Inventors:** The duo watch a TV ad inviting ideas for new inventions. Toad-Head bends a wire hanger and they unsuccessfully try to sell it door-to-door as a new invention called the Ballscratcher 2000.

**Episode 28.) Crash Test Dumbass:**

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**Episode 31.) Smoothie Operators:** In a feeble attempt to earn enough money for a PlayStation 5, the two volunteer to help out at Toadbert’s smoothie stand where he sends them off to look for fruit for his recipes, but they end up going on a dangerous quest to do so.

**Episode 32.) Work Is Death:** The boys find out from Ryan Louison about the existence of workers' compensation. In an attempt to become eligible to claim, Toadis hits Toad-Head several times. When Ryan tells them that does not make them eligible, Toad-Head tries to injure Toadis in ways that appear to be accidental and work-related. They fail, but unintentionally cause him to have an accident in the kitchen.

**Episode 33.) Canned:** While the duo are standing on a highway's central reservation, Toadis sees an unopened can of root beer at the edge of the highway that he crosses to pick up the can, causing several vehicles to crash. They shake the can many times, then tie it to Toadis’ bicycle. He rides with it with Toad-Head riding alongside until the can gets caught in Toad-Head’s front wheel, causing them to crash to the ground outside Walmart. Donkey Todd runs over their bikes, then puts the duo and the can in the trunk of his car. Donkey Todd and his accomplice hold the duo upside down and shake them, then the two (DT and the friend) drive off. Toad-Head opens the can—which fizzes slightly—then Toadis drinks from it.

**Episode 34.) Follow Me:** While watching TV, Toadis decides to mimic Toad-Head and continues to do so they walk down the street and punch each other, then are each hit by vehicles while walking into the road. They see Donkey Todd kissing his girlfriend Kandy in his car while it’s parked in front of Walmart and tell him that Toadis wants his chick. Donkey Todd beats up the duo, then drives away.

**Episode 35.) Babysitting Again:** Toadis and Toad-Head are once again hired to babysit, this time a neighbor’s two young children. They are useless at the job and go to sleep in the children’s beds. When the mother returns, she is horrified and ejects the duo without paying them.

**Episode 36.) Shopping List:** The pair are hired by a constipated and injured Louis Johnson to go shopping. After doing the shopping, they take it home and forget to return to his house.

**Episode 37.) (Season Finale) Die, Fly, Die!:** The two are annoyed by a fly in the lounge, so they try to kill it using a hammer, spade, hedge trimmer, and baseball bat, causing a great deal of damage to the wall, toilet and couch. Toad-Head brings a full can of garbage into the room and tips it over to attract the fly to it so that they can kill it with fly spray, and sprays so much that they are both knocked out. When they regain consciousness, Toadis throws the spray can, breaking the window, but a swarm of flies enters through the hole.

## Season 14 (New)

**Episode 7.) Love and Blunder:** After seeing a TV promo for the new *Thor* movie, the boys decide to get “cool thunder god powers” by taking an ironing hammer to a thunderstorm area where

**Episode 18.) Drinking Butties:** Donkey Todd beats up the duo outside Walmart. He drives off to a party; the duo follow him on their bikes. They wait outside the house for six hours until a drunken Donkey Todd comes outside and talks nonsense while sitting with them on the house's front steps where three fall asleep. When he wakes up, he threatens them and drives off.

**Episode 25.) Graduation Day:** Van Yoshi attempts to help his class gain self-esteem by holding a mock graduation, but Toadis and Toad-Head think that it is real. After the 'ceremony', the duo walk out of class and go to Walmart, where they sit outside and eat nachos from their mortar boards.