2005 No Stall Southern 350

The 2005 No Stall Southern 350 is the twentieth race from my very own 2005 Piston Cup Season schedule. Todd Marcus gets his first two-time win of the season. Kevin Shiftright came very close to win his twentieth Piston Cup race from 2005, losing himself by 7 feet to Todd Marcus winning his own sponsor on the race.

## Transcript

### The Big Crash

Lightning McQueen: Take that, Jimmie Johnson, for looking similar to me in Piston Cup, I'm about to wreck you!

Chick Hicks: Yeah, Jimmie for you looking similar to him, I'm about to wreck you also!

Jimmie Johnson: (POPEYE TOOT) NO!

Lightning McQueen: TOO BAD, SO SAD! WE'RE WRECKING YOU RIGHT NOW! (LIGHTNING AND CHICK WRECKS JIMMIE JOHNSON)

Jimmie Johnson: (SCREAMS, HITS INTO TONY GASWART)

Darrell: BIG CRASH IS COMING, BIG CRASH IS COMING IN THE BACK STRAIGHT! LIGHTNING AND CHICK WRECKED JIMMIE JOHNSON, HE BUMPS TO TONY GASWART, OH NO! GERALD, DIANA, JOEL MCQUEEN AND JEFF GORVETTE IS IN IT ON THE WRECKAGE!!!!!

Bob: WHOA! Ryan Shields involved, so does Chuck Armstrong, Davey Apex, Lee Revkins, and also Kevin Carvick, oh my gosh, what a big wreck it is.

Darrell: **HOLY COW!!! RYAN NEWCAR IS GOING AIRBORNE!!!! CRUSTY ROTOR AND MISTI MOTORKRASS INVOLVED! HAUL INNGAS IS IN IT WITH FLOYD MULVIHILL! FLOYD IS AVOIDING THE CRASH! OH MY JESUS, BRUSH CURBER, SLIDER PETROLSKI, MAC ICAR AND PONCHY WIPEOUT IS IN IT ON THE CRASH!**

Darrell: **WHOOOOAAAA!!!! GERALD LEADFOOT FLIPS! KYLE BUSCHTIRE ALSO DOES FLIPS! RALPH CARLOW IS GOING AIRBORNE, AND SO DOES MANNY FLYWHEEL, WHO IS IN THE CATCHFENCE!**

Bob: Caution flag immediately! the pace car is entering the race track, and we're coming to restart.

Bob: Oh, you see? There's a lot of cars towed away from the race, they're brutally someone injured on the crash, there's a lot of Tow Trucks and Ambulances coming out on the track.

Bob: Whoa, Joel McQueen towed away with Gerald Leadfoot, Tony Gaswart, Ryan Newcar, who went airborne in the crash, so he is also towed away, whoa. Chuck Armstrong is towed away out of the track.

Chuck Armstrong: **DON'T TAKE ME OUT, COACH. I'M OUT OF THE RACE FOREVER!** (CRIES HARD) **I'M ABOUT GOING TO RACE NEXT WEEK INSTEAD! CURSE YOU, STUPID RACE! I HATE MY LIFE!** (HE CONTINUES CRYING HARD WHILE HE'S TOWED AWAY)

### Todd Marcus wins with Kevin Shiftright losing 7 feet finish

Bob: OH! TOOD MARCUS IS GOING TO WIN! KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT IS CLOSE TO WIN THE RACE, TODD MARCUS WINS THE NO STALL SOUTHERN 350! HE IS NOW A TWO-TIME WINNER OF THIS RACE IN 2004!!!

Darrell: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!! WHAT A FINISH!

Bob: Cal Weathers 3rd, McQueen 4th, Bobby Swift 5th, Brick Yardley 6th, Gearson 7th, VanDerSpin 8th, Chick Hicks 9th, Strip Weathers 10th, Crusty Rotor 11th.

Bob: Let's see how victory lane goes.

### Todd in the victory lane

Kori Turbowitz: Welcome back to the victory lane of the Carlington Raceway at the No Stall Southern 350 victory lane with Todd Marcus. Todd Marcus, how's your two-time winner today?

Todd Marcus: TERRIFIC! Because I wanted to win the race with my first two-time winner this season, man, I also win the Axxelo 350 race, because I was so close that Darren Leadfoot needs to win it, but no, I won after this race.

(MORE COMING SOON)

## Results

1. Todd Marcus - 350 laps
2. Kevin Shiftright - 350 laps (LOST BY 7 FEET TO TODD MARCUS)
3. Cal Weathers - 350 laps
4. Lightning McQueen - 350 laps
5. Bobby Swift - 350 laps
6. Brick Yardley - 350 laps
7. Ernie Gearson - 350 laps
8. Jeff Burnton - 350 laps
9. Sage VanDerSpin - 350 laps
10. Chick Hicks - 350 laps
11. Strip Weathers - 350 laps
12. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 350 laps
13. Billy Oilchanger - 350 laps
14. Rusty Cornfuel - 350 laps
15. Floyd Mulvihill - 350 laps
16. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 350 laps
17. Greg Candyman - 350 laps
18. Eugene Carbureski - 350 laps
19. James Cleanair - 350 laps
20. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr. - 350 laps
21. Murray Clutchburn - 350 laps
22. Ryan Newcar - 158 laps (CRASH, WENT AIRBORNE)
23. Kyle Buschtire - 158 laps (CRASH, GETS FLIPPED)
24. Lee Revkins - 158 laps (CRASH)
25. Misti Motorkrass - 158 laps (CRASH)
26. Jeremy Carfield - 158 laps (CRASH)
27. Gerald Leadfoot - 158 laps (CRASH)
28. Haul Inngas - 158 laps (CRASH)
29. Johnny Blamer - 158 laps (CRASH, WENT BARREL ROLLED)
30. Mac iCar - 158 laps (CRASH)
31. Brush Curber - 158 laps (CRASH)
32. Claude Scruggs - 158 laps (CRASH)
33. Tony Gaswart - 158 laps (CRASH)
34. Kevin Carvick - 158 laps (CRASH)
35. Jimmie Johnson - 158 laps (CRASH, CAUSED THE WRECK BY LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND CHICK HICKS)
36. Ryan Shields - 158 laps (CRASH)
37. Manny Flywheel - 158 laps (CRASH)
38. Slider Petrolski - 158 laps (CRASH)
39. Darren Leadfoot - 158 laps (CRASH)
40. Diana Leadfoot - 158 laps (CRASH, INJURED NEXT RACE)
41. Chuck Armstrong - 158 laps (CRASH)
42. Davey Apex - 158 laps (CRASH)
43. Crusty Rotor - 158 laps (CRASH)
44. Kurt Buschtire - 158 laps (CRASH)
45. Ruby "Easy" Oaks - 158 laps (CRASH)
46. Kevin Racingtire - 158 laps (CRASH)
47. Ponchy Wipeout - 158 laps (CRASH)
48. Jeff Gorvette - 158 laps (CRASH)
49. Ralph Carlow - 158 laps (CRASH)
50. Joel McQueen - 158 laps (CRASH)
51. Aiken Axler - 158 laps (CRASH)
52. Dirkson D'Agostino - 49 laps (ENGINE)