Wife Elbower

"*Of course! The main purpose of this Twitter account is for me to answer questions from my students after class.*"
―Erik
Wife Elbower is the 18th Tweets From the Class. It was released on December 23, 2017.

## Summary

Erik is proud of himself for using his twitter to complain about things, but he decides to answer some student questions for a change.

Erik gives a tattoo recommendation, sings a song from I Slam by Crib Def, and shows a clip of him from YouTube Rewind. Then he finds a website selling a blank journal designed to look like The Amazing Salvio's Guide to Bouncing on Your Boys 3rd Eye. Erik steals the idea and sells a version that doesn't have worms in the pages on the Neon Grizzly store. He also announces that the store is selling "U" keys for Macbook.

Then he answers some more questions. He finds a photograph that shouldn't exist, watches a video exposing him as a liar, reports a fake Bernie Sanders for spam, has someone play Rainbow Six Siege on his account, and replies to a stupid tweet from Ted Cruz about net neutrality. Finally, he opens up a blank journal to make his Christmas list, which is just Lady Hair Erik getting out of his room instead of predicting celebrity deaths.

## Comments

*@commentiquette when is the next tweets from the class not rushing you just wondering if it would be before the new year . Many thanks small money paddy*
- @GeckoArctic

*HEY MAN THE NEW IPHONE SUCKS DICK*
- Erik

*@commentiquette yo, Big Money, I need an idea for a tattoo. Could you help a freshman out? xoxo*
- @CreepingRitual

*Hey I'm glad you asked, you should get an Uncle Dave tramp stamp*
- Erik

*@commentiquette what's a proper and decent response to YouTube rewind when they leave you off but feature Poppy twice? (Censored rocket ship)*
- @ocon\_jim

*oh you didn't see me in it? it's right here*
- Erik

*@commentiquette what is this*
- @tytheguye

*Couple million views on youtube is what that is buddy!*
- Erik

*I like to drink red wine and watch @commentiquette while he drinks red wine.*
- @SammiRaeMurray

*Heyo can't help but notice your keyboard's missing its "U" key. Lucky for you we do sell "U" keys for macbooks on the internet comment etiquette store! https://neongrizzly.com/collections/internet-comment-etiquette/products/u-key-for-macbooks*
- Erik

*@commentiquette merry crimbus!*
- @ZenonPrusza

*HEY WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PHOTOGRAPH*
- Erik

*@commentiquette I want a midget to lightly choke me while a post-op hooker aggressively urinates on my scrotum and you yell Hebrew swear words into my ass.*
- @lespaul678

*@ZenonPrusza Hey Zanon let's see your take on this one*
- Erik

*Ayyyyyyyyyyyylmao hey Salvio I'm about to mesmerize you for a change youtu.be/UL9CRNI60fU @commentiquette*
- @blakezsmith

*Sign up now for audible with my special commentiquette code "BooksAreForPussies" to get zero percent off your next purchase. Spend more than 40 bucks on your first order and I'll send you a picture of me pounding my boyfriend flatter than a pork tenderloin in a cuban restaurant*
- Erik

*@commentiquette we eat dinner with you everynight since this is located in our kitchen #pineapplesummer*
- @Relzeb

*Yes the posters compliment each other in a way that expresses the duality of man. The darkness and the light. Between them, about three grand from kickstarter.*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Reddit Secret Santa matched me with a fervent r/the\_donald user. What's the best gifr for my racist redditor?*
- @AwSpaceMonkey

*Get him a nice bottle of wine so he gets in trouble with his parents*
- Erik

*@commentiquette I saw this in a museum today and just thought, Erik needs to see this.*
- @GradyGriffin4

*Hey did you check the inside to see if it was just a blank journal?*
- Erik

*@commentiquette wasted an hour of my life making this, that's time I could have spent drinking. I hate you.*
- @freakishguy16

*Hey thanks don't worry I spent that hour drinking for you*
- Erik

*@commentiquette a classmate used my computer and left his google acc logged in*
- @foreignsluts

*I left a computer logged into my steam account once and someone went into rainbow six siege and killed the enemy team for a change*
- Erik

*Snowflake, believing online propaganda: "OMG w/o net neutrality, the Internet is gone!" Informed observer: "You know, the FCC issued that rule in 2015. The Internet grew up wonderfully free from govt regulation & this restores the status quo ante." Snowflake: "Uh, never mind..."*
- @tedcruz

*Glad to see the voices in your head aren’t telling you to hunt down happy couples in their cars anymore you gross jack o’lantern two weeks after halloween looking ass synthol filled condom balloon animal town guard from morrowind faced gotta wear a bib for every meal wife elbower*
- Erik

*Snowflake, believing online propaganda: "OMG w/o net neutrality, the Internet is gone!" Informed observer: "You know, the FCC issued that rule in 2015. The Internet grew up wonderfully free from govt regulation & this restores the status quo ante." Snowflake: "Uh, never mind..."*
- @tedcruz

*I can make up conversations too
Ted, having liked an incest porn video: “That was my assistant”
The entire population of America: “Yeah fuckin right”
Ted: “Here’s a Zodiac joke lol see it's all fun and games right guys I don't even jerk off I just have another tongue down there”*
- Erik

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