Christmas in New York Transcript

(Scene opens to exterior of hotel the family will be staying at for Christmas)

Hotel manager:okay your room is 418.

(Scene now shifts to family inside the hotel)

Mom:thanks

(Family walks to elevator)

(Scene now shifts to inside the elevator)

Phineas:So while we’re here, I thought we’d construct something like a slide that will take us from our hotel room to the pool.

Ferb:yeah that seems like a great idea.

Phineas:great! But also, where’s Perry?

(Scene shifts to Perry in a secret hotel room containing an elevator for animal agents that will take him to his lair)

Major monogram:agent P, doofenshmirtz is planning on taking over santa’s job and replacing christmas presents with dangerous stuff. So get to the bottom of it, before Doof wrecks havoc against christmas!

(Scene changes to the slide being constructed, and into the hotel parking lot with a truck filled with slide parts)

Man:say aren’t you a little young to be building a water slide?

Phineas:yeah, I get that a lot. Now let’s assign jobs here, who will help with the hole in our room for the slide.

Buford:Buford will!

Phineas:and who will work the crane to construct the slide?

Isabella:Izzy will!

Phineas:and I will work on the legs for the slide.

Isabella:great! Now we will be working together for a romantic construction time!

Phineas:that’s right. Also I forgot to mention, but baljeet, you will work on the water in the slide.

Baljeet:thank you Phineas.

(Construction is on, showing scenes of each person’s job on creating the slide)

(After construction, scene now shows the gang staring at the slide)

Phineas:this all looks so good now. Who wants to go first? Hang on! Let’s all go at the same time!

(Scene shifts to their room)

Phineas:so I was thinking, I might wanna go first since I was the one who decided to make this ride.

Buford:okay then, bye bye Phineas, we’ll see you at the pool.

(Phineas goes down the slide, wailing in excitement)

Phineas:that was our best time ever!

(The rest of the gang pops out of the slide)

Baljeet:that was great! Having a slide as transportation from a hotel room to a swimming pool!

(Scene shifts to Candace talking to Jenny on the phone)

Candace:hey Jenny, how’s your Christmas going along in your hotel room?

Jenny:it’s going great, but also, I saw a new slide on the side of our hotel.

Candace:wait a minute, TTYL Jenny!(hangs up phone) I bet it’s Phineas and ferb this time. (Walks over to slide) phineas and ferb, you are so- (goes down the slide, screaming all the way down.

(Now the scene shifts to the pool with Candace popping out of the slide!)

Phineas:hey Candace! Wanna go again?

Candace:Not ever again! I’m telling mom what you have done that made us go from our room to the pool and you will be so busted.(walks out).

(Scene shifts to Candace walking on the hallway, and calling mom on the phone)

Candace:mom, phineas and ferb built a water slide from our hotel room to the pool.

Mom:we’ll be right back deer, we’re just buying presents for Christmas.

Candace:grrr! Well hopefully she is back by the time this is still here!

(Scene shifts to doofenshmirtz at the place where santa and his sleigh departs from for christmas)

Vocals:doofenshmirtz is at the North Pole(singing)

(Scene shifts to inside the building, doofenshmirtz is seen wearing Santa’s red clothing)

(Perry walks in)

Doof:Perry the platypus! I’m taking over Santa’s job! But before we get on this, I need to trap you(traps perry in a Christmas sac). We’re just about to leave in 3-2-1(leaves).

(Scene shifts to Santa in his room as he hears the sleigh leaving and runs off towards it)

(Scene is now at doof leaving with Santa chasing it)

Santa:No! Not my sleigh! I need it to give people presents(cries).

Doof:first stop, the market to replace these presents with dangerous stuff

Doof:I need to replace all these presents with dangerous stuff.

Manager:okay!(turns all the presents into dangerous stuff), here you go!

Doof:thanks!

(Scene is at doof as Santa in the sky)

Doof:now to drop these presents off

(Scene shows a present dropping down in somebody’s house)

Lady:I think I just heard something from the living room, let me check. (Goes to living room). (Gasp) a Christmas present? For me? Let me open this up(opens up the present, and gets shocked that there’s a robot) wait a minute! We never wished for a robot!

Robot:I will kill you

Lady:ahhhh! (Runs off screen)

(Scene shows a robot by the hotel)

Robot:hey! What’s this slide doing at a hotel,Slide’s don’t belong at hotels!(goes off and destroys the slide)

(Scene shows the rest of the town in flames or exploded or terrorized by robots)

(Scene shifts to news reporting about the town in terror)

(Scene shifts to doof in the sky again)

Doof:now the town thinks Santa is bad this year!

(Perry gets in front of doof and directs the reindeer to get to the ground, which will make them end up at doofenshmirtz’s building)

(Scene is in doof’s building)

Doof:wow! I did not expect us to be back in my building! Now Perry, let me get you out of this trap.

(Perry is released, but he gets all the dangerous stuff out and gives it all to doof)

Doof:no! Not me!

(Perry let’s it all out and kills doof)

(Santa walks by doofenshmirtz while he’s dead)

Santa:this dead person wearing my clothing? Well I’ve been looking all over for this stuff, including my sleigh, anyway, glad this possible thief is dead now.

(Scene shifts to phineas and ferb’s hotel)

Phineas:ready for another ride down? Hey! The slide is gone! This must be how Candace feels! we’ll ferb, I think it’s time we clean up this stuff, but how will we fix this hole in the wall from our slide?

(ferb stretches the wall and fixes the hole this way.)

Phineas:that’s a really nice trick! Could we also fix the hole on the ceiling the slide used to drop us off at?

(Ferb then activates a scraper that cleans up the slide parts and fills the hole in the ceiling.)

Phineas:nice touch too.

Candace:please be there please be there.

Mom:And I’m supposed to be seeing…

Candace:What!?! How is this possible? I couldn’t expect things to get back to the way it was this quick!

Mom:Candace, this happens almost 24/7, you need to quit thinking about busting some time. Now who wants to go places?

Gang:Me!

(scene shows vanessa go to doofenshmirtz’s building to find doofenshmirtz dead)

Vanessa:Oh no! My dad is dead!?! How could this be? This must be the worst christmas ever for me! (cries).

Norm:Uh, luckily we have a revive-inator to revive your dad.

Vanessa:(stops crying) oh thank goodness norm! Fire it at my dad for me!

(Norm fires the revive-inator on doof)

Doof:Oh thank you norm for reviving me! I was just killed by perry the platypus by the dangerous stuff i carried while disguising as santa that used to be christmas presents.

Vanessa:Thanks so much Norm!

Doof:Now Perry’s family left somewhere, so let’s use the go home-inator on perry which will take him to where his family is currently at. But first, I’ll need to call perry.

(Doofenshmirtz calls perry on the phone)

Doof:Perry, you realize your family’s not home right? ---- Well I do have a special inator that will take you to where your family’s currently at. ---- you’re welcome. (hangs up, perry shows up right after)

Doof:I have this go home-inator, which will take you right to where your family is currently at.

(fires it off at perry)

(scene shifts to the gang in the car)

Phineas:So mom, I was thinking of going to the one world trade center and

(perry shows up in the car)

Phineas:Oh, there you are perry! No wonder you’d show up this quick. Anyway mom, I was also thinking of watching people ice skate, visiting the statue of liberty, and then the pepsi-cola sign, and for dinner we could go to the empire diner.

Mom:That sounds like a great trip. So I think I’d agree with that kind of fun.

Phineas:So we’ll do all of this?

Mom:yes.

Phineas:yay!

(christmas is starting now instrumental cover plays, while it shows the family driving off screen, the family in new york city, visiting the statue of liberty, going to the world trade center, inside the one world trade center, watching the ice skating rink, visiting the pepsi-cola sign, and then the family eating at the empire diner-which is where the soundtrack ends)

(scene still at the empire diner)

Phineas:Now this berkshire pork chop tastes great.

Isabella:and my roasted beets taste great also. Phineas, you picked a great place to eat dinner at while in New york.

Phineas:Thanks, I chose to do all this during our trip in New York this evening.

Mom:Okay then, time to come home, is everybody ready?

Phineas:yeah, everybody’s good to go except candace hasn’t finished her empire tower yet.

Candace:actually, I’m pretty full now.

Phineas:Then take that back, we’re all ready to leave now.

Mom:great! Let’s go.

(scene shows the car leaving the empire diner, then changes to inside their car)

Radio:In breaking news, due to santa losing his sleigh on christmas eve as well as his presents he was going to deliver on christmas day, christmas will be canceled this year.

Phineas:wait what? Christmas is canceled? This has gotta be a dream! Someone pinch me!

(Ferb pinches phineas, the scene then shifts to phineas waking up in his bedroom)

Phineas:whu? Thanks ferb!

Ferb:christmas wasn’t canceled. And thus it’s christmas morning already.

Phineas:oh really?(runs off, the scene then shows phineas running down the stairs, and then the living room where phineas shows up) OMG! It’s a christmas miracle!

Isabella:(comes in) merry christmas phineas, whatcha doin?

Phineas:awaiting to open presents up.

Dad:(yawns) all this yelling from downstairs woke me up. Awww! This is so cute! Let me take a picture of both of you as the first christmas photo.

(takes a picture of phineas and isabella together)

Dad:linda! Candace! Merry christmas!

Linda:oh! Merry christmas honey!

Candace:Merry christmas(says this depressingly)

Dad:up up up! I don’t wanna hear anything new until we finish exchanging presents.

Candace:But Dad, I’ve got something to tell you, it’s that.... I don’t have a gift for you.

Dad:what!?! What are you talking about! Everyone in our family was prompted to give gifts to us parents.

Candace:Really? I really did not know that. So I guess I did give you a present.

Dad:Okay, well enough chit chat. Both of you look good for where you are for our 2nd christmas photo(puts on reindeer nose and antlers on both candace and linda as he says this sentence). Say cheese!

(camera shoots)

Phineas:Isabella, you’re not going to believe this, this present’s got your name on it!

Isabella:What!?! You pulling my leg?

Phineas:say for yourself

(isabella reads the tag, the camera then shows the tag saying “To:Isabella, From:Santa)

Isabella:No kidding!

Phineas:And speaking of which, I feel like singing a song here!

(we wish you a merry christmas song plays with the instrumental of this song from the family christmas playing)

Vocals:We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year.

Phineas:We wish the times christmas gets canceled turns out to be a dream so we get relieved that christmas is here.

Vanessa:We wish the times christmas gets worst turns out to be a dream so that christmas in reality is not so horrible.

Doof:I wish that if i die it turns out to be a dream so that I’m still alive in reality and so do all of you out there.

Major monogram:good missions i’ll give, to agents A through Z that’s how I say merry christmas that’s all I know now.

Vocals:We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a (perry noise) new year

Irving:I wished to keep phineas and ferb in sight and leave my dad out of my sight forever and ever so that I’m really happy.

albert:that’s not true because, I’m a part of your family, you’re not allowed to say that or any of you out there.

Buford:we wish you a merry christmas, I’ll keep destroying baljeet because I hate him so much that I can’t get over this.

Vocals:we wish you a merry christmas, we wish that our good dreams do become true and things turn out to be a happy ending.

(scene comes out of the family room via window and then shifts to the sky with a sun saying “merry christmas”)