Ermengarde Lee Hoffman Crossley

**Ermengarde Lee Hoffman Crossley** (née **Ermengarde Lee Allard Hoffman Davis**, known as "**Mrs. Hoffman**" and nicknamed "**Dixie Chick for Life**") (born June 21st, 1955, Mississippi, America), she was maternal grandmother of Chole Kristine Summer Barker and Jacques "Jack" Christos Barker and the wife of Mell Crossley,

Maude was a devout Roman Catholic who once attended a Bible camp to learn how to be more judgmental, although she isn’t as preachy as her husband. She campaigned strongly supports outlawed abortions by protest at capital hall in downtown, with her three teenage daughters Lindsay, Terri, and Margaret and often partnered with Helen Lovejoy as they protest against the "evils" in Springfield. She died after being struck by a barrage of shirts fired from t-shirt cannons at the Springfield Speedway in "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily".

## Relationships

* Kaleayah Anders (boss, enemy)
* John Joy (co-worker)
* Grace Joy (fidus Achates)
* Jassi Joy (fidus Achates)
* Hanna Martinez (co-worker)
* Miko Martinez (fidus Achates)
* Taina Emmauel (neighbor)
* Zito Emmauel (neighbor)
* Theresa Emmauel (neighbor)
* Vita Emmauel (neighbor)

Others Co-Workers

* Chrissy Rossen
* Ruby Rose
* Harry Rose
* Zhuang Fei
* Zhong Kwong
* HERRA
* Britn West
* Rabbi Koppelle
* Imam Hijaz
* Charlotte Sammy
* Kim The Drug Queen
* Erita The Drug Queen
* Gola Darrion
* Harris Darrion
* Alita Darrion
* Jack Darrion

## Lovers

* Mell Crossley (1968 -, husband, married, 1978 -)
* Amar Donnelly (1968 - 2016, one-night-stand, and sexual inexperience)
* Taylor Young (1968 -, secret lover, affair)
* Richard East (1966 -, affair)

## Relatives

* Cas Fletcher (grandaunt)
* Ade Fletcher (third cousin)
* Elliot Greenson (cousin)
* Abby Abberton (second cousin)

## Families

### Children

**Unborn**

* Unborn child (aborted in 1982 with her stranger)
* Unborn child (aborted in early 1984 with a teenage boy)
* Unborn child (aborted in late 1984 with same Teenage boy)
* Unborn child (forced aborted in 1985 by the abusive boyfriend)

**Daughters**

* Lindsay Clark (first child, 1982 -)
* Margaret Barker (second children, 1986 -)
* Jessiah Palins (third children, 1991 -)
* Dania Crossley / Davis Lee Jeff Hughes and Terri Smith Nguyen (fourth child, 1993 -)
* Leiza Harvey (fifth child, 1995 -)
* Anne O'Carlyle and Kate Brown (sixth children, 1997 -)
* Fran Parks (seventh child, 2000 -)
* Marjorie Ross Johnson (eighth child, 2003 -)
* Bird Crossley (ninth child, with Amar Donnelly, 2010 -)
* Cat-Lee Crossley (tenth child, with Taylor Young, 2014 -)
* Zoë Crossley (eleventh children with Aboriginal Australian Carjacker, 2019 -)

**Sons**

* Sel Crossley (twelfth child, with Taylor Young, 2022 -)

**Adoptees**

* Chakrii Mell Jr. Crossley (first child, adoptive son, 2014 -)

**Barkers**

* Chole Kristine Summer Barker (granddaughter, 2008 -)
* Jacques "Jack" Christos Barker (grandson, 2012 -)

**Clarks**

* Cleo Clark (granddaughter, 2023 -)
* Cheryl Kotsopoulos Clark (daughter-in-law, 1995 -)

**Palins**

* Eduardo Palins (grandson, 2019 -)
* Freddrick Palins (son-in-law, 1994 -)
* Labby (pet)

**Nguyens**

* Bach Nguyen (son-in-law, 1996 -)
* Bach II Nguyen (son-in-law, 2019 -)

**Parks**

* Warren Park (son-in-law, 2000 -)
* Warren II Park (son, 2026 -)

**O'Carlyles**

* Edward O'Carlyle (son-in-law, 2004 -)

**Johnsons**

* Nickolas Johnson (son, 2024 -)

**Harveys**

* Jake Harvey (son-in-law, 1997 -)
* George Harvey (grandson, 2021 -)
* Nia Harvey (granddaughter, 2022 -)

**Browns**

* Jose Brown (son-in-law, 2002 -)

## Sexual Orientation

Ermengarde was a Openly Bisexual, as revealed in "Bi Bi". When she around her pregnancy with Margaret, when she had crush with female classmate, Darah during her sleepover and had kissed with Mexican girl named Angelita, she keep her sexuality closet during 1981 outbreak of HIV/AIDS Crisis and to attended Anti-Gay rallies for her kidney donations.

## Travia

* Ermengarde had her first daughter, Lindsay around 15 years of age in 1970 with Mell around 47 years of age and 2 years later, she was pregnant with her second daughter, Margaret by 17 years of age in 1972.
* Ermengarde was openly Bisexual.
* She takes all her daughters to *Jeff Shaarra's Gods and Generals* in 2010.
* She was Dixiecrat during her time in 1950s and 1960s, she still voting Democrats today by created donations for want to go back like a same day for Dixie Nation for current day Democrats.
* She learning about Harry S. Truman and she grow up during President Lyndon B. Johnson signs the Poverty Bill (also known as the Economic Opportunity Act), aimed to eliminate America's poor conditions, had published images of impoverished Appalachians in order to gain financial support. Appalachia was one of the major focuses for nationwide assistance in 1960s.
* She used a word "Little Yankees" to her all daughters.
* She had Confederate hero Robbert Lee. Maxwell Ronald and claiming ancestor of Princess Pocahontas of New Native Dixie State, and some Hispanic Hillbillies, Okies, and Ozarks-American of Texas, and Melungeons from her motherside, Carla Southerlyn Divie, and Holocaust survivor and Jewish German from her fatherside, Adolf Jeffery.
* She homeschooled her daughters.
* Mell make a Jewish joke Ermengarde for a Jewish woman due her hooked nose / or aquiline nose that symbol for Jewish stereotype appearances.
* A running gag on the show that she mistaking as Nazi decedents but not word Nazi for correction of Ashkenazi Jewish.
* It is revealed that Ermengarde born in 1955.
* It is implied that she doesn't masturbate by her cousin.
* A running gag on the show is people mistaking Ermengarde a being young woman due her wore make-up.
* That she claims had closet bisexual and gay American slave owners in her ancestry.