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**Hair: The Musical** is the 11th episode of Laziness Reborn Season 1. This episode was written by Pisces, with lots of help from Chris Degaldo the "skinny girl" Productions and in association with Feces and Sluttoon.

ATP legit credit goes to ANSI Fraser for providing the reaction pics in the first part of the video.

## Synopsis

Chris hacks Vyond's prices to make it free, and the power crisis it causes leads Rozie into buying Spacetoon and attempting to turn it into Spacetozie.

## Detailed Plot

Chris, still in fat girl mode after the events of Announcement about da swine, decides to hack Pisces's computer with WILD DANCING. He makes a video with Pisces's files using reaction pics of mostly Ruby Gloom characters but also FIFI and Sanji from One Piece. With the power of Eurovision 2005, they get on a plane and fight. The plane gets struck by lightning and crashes into FIFI, killing her. A Miitopia Flower uses a tree to stab Alexander Payton (who fucking deserves it up his bussy) and Iris and Nelvana awakens, about to destroy Ruby for getting her show rebooted.

Marco interrupts with a commercial for Nunavut pills, which will split your body into 3 time zones haha lol. Only V$69,000 a pack.

Ruby falls off a cliff. Chris laughs at the video and goes to buy a Vyond subscription with his credit card but then the prices fly up like nobody's business, and then to unbuyable as he does it. He gets really pissed and uses WILD DANCING to hack Vyond and he makes everything free.

In his momma's basement, James Parkerrozie is crying because he was dumped by his 20K fankids and 80K subbots, and so he decides to buy a VYONdozie subscription and it is free. He drag transforms into Rozie and decides to expose her haters and she chooses Pisces and Chris. Rozie is a different brain to James and she doesn't know everyone HATES her and she decides to hack Chris and Spacetoon. She will make it her brainwash station for the little Arabic kids to become her new army and kill her haters. She will also post her old videos on it. She is also angry at Teletoon for making the real Rosie Desputeaux that she ripped off.

In the Arabic world, all the kids watching Spacetoon are greeted with Rozie invading Abjad and putting the abjad article behind her. She introduces herself as host of Sluttoon in specific (it is the porn block of Spacetozie) and she replaces the planets with Agnes planet, Lily planet, Wolodymyr Dazyi planet, and more. The first show is Der Loleey Shao with Loleey's new looks all over the place. And she breaks the viewers ears with La mirada interior, because it is dins el teu cor. She shows her new looks and the show finishes. It switches to the poopy contest 2020 where Jamesina introduces Rozie singing "If I Had Your Love" by Selma. Dazyi, Agnes, EGirly and Lolly are her dancers. Then Rozie sings "My Number One" by Elena Paparizou but it cuts off at the beginning, however during Rozie's first performance, a very not Turkish advert for Chris's leg licking pills show up.

The Spacetoon employees notice their channel is hacked and they cry in Frarabic, Maltarabic, Turkarabic and Persarabic, and they want to hold Chris and Pisces responsible.

Rozie gets the holy Ceiling Fan from POOPY WORLD and he tells her she needs to subscribe to him but she brushes and ignoresthat and then he gts really pissed at her and threatens to sned his 7 year old brainwahed BDSM MINIONS to attack her but she is the queen of SPACETOZIE therefore she can do all that she wants. She runs and sneaks onto a plane that goes to Lebanon so she can get Chris and she hijacks and crashes it in Lebanon and kidnaps Chris. Because she was on the no fly list she used her Diamond disguise. She kidnaps Pisces in London. Marco and CADEN disguised as a loser are on garbage land on the moon. Chris and Pisces are thrown at them. Rozie comes to them and puts a fat girl sexy mode spell on them, making CADEN, Pisces and Marco fat girls, but since Chris already got the spell 2 episodes ago it reverses the effects and he is buff again and Marco is pissed. In the Sluttoon fan party in Rome, Rozie now has 3.8M subs and is the biggest Gachatuber. She makes a party and blasts TOUCH MY FIRE by Javine. In Garbage Land, he steals Marco's cake. The Spacetoon employees run to find Rozie and make her pay. with 5AMSA AHHA power. Caden in disguise threatens Chrissy with dead meat and he is sad. The cake turns on the gravity and the garbage land people go back to eatrth. They are falling down from a huge ass height with BORING PLOTHOLE FILLER. Rozie feels the heat but Pisces, Chris, Marco and CADEN blow up the Rome centre and the Spacetoon employees destroy ROZIE and send her to space where she is crying and wants revenge on CHRISSY. Chris and CADEN squish Pisces and Marco.

## Trivia

### Continuity and Kulturr

* Chris is still fat and pissed at Marco for making him fat in Announcement about da swine.
* Poopy contest is a ripoff of Eurovision, and they sing two eurovision songs in it.
* Spacetoon is a real channel which is really bad.
* Nunavut pills are a result of Pisces' Canadophilia.
* The theme of the Sluttoon ident is literally the reverse of Teletoon's 1997 theme.