Anarchy stories lol: episode 1(23)

Hi.
My name is Jr. Raven Shadowmoon and this is my story.

A year ago got a job working for NATO. I am just a intern, but already I am fitting in like "one of the boys" (I am a girl though!)
In fact my boss, "sexy Steve", has taken a real shine to me and has said he will let me play around with one of NATOs big sex things.

I cant wait!

Despite working at NATO, I am also friends with Gay alex and most of their entendrege. I know Gay alex and Pokemon kika and Werewolf ava and Unicorn lucas and Emo nxsa. I met them all awhile ago in my backstory and these days I had known them awhile.I dated half of them, in fact (and had sex with the other half)
I call on them for help quite often.
By co-incidence, this was one of those times!

"Hay Jr. Raven Shadowmoon we need the help of you and the NATO again"
"Sure thing Gay alex my man you know you can count on the NATO!"

After that I put down the phone and started telling everyone else whats up.
"Ok, gang" I said to the rest of NATO.
"Gay alex has asked for our help. It seems Brotherhood of Evil is upto their old tricks, and we are the best people to take them down!"
"They are after the , but we have to get there first else things get even worse"

"What do we do?" said Steve
"That's easy. We do what the NATO always does - punch things"

Now it was tomorrow and I was assembling my team.
I first choose Gay alex, who I had called in specially as our outside expert.
I then choose Jr. Raven Shadowmoon as they were good at stuff.
Also Bob from our private army so we had someone disposable who wouldn't be needed in future stories.
I also choose myself, due to my all around abilities.
After everyone was chosen me and Gay alex started planning.

In the planning room we evaluated the data we had.

"Ok, we know that Brotherhood of Evil is trying to find the . This is probably so they can use it to dominate our friends and family"

"Now I have called our friends at the NASA and they have narrowed the location of the down to Hanover."
"Cant they do better then that?" said Pokemon kika
"No, its only NASA""
"-sigh- stupid NASA."
"yeah.NATO always has to keep bailing NASA out of trouble..

"Well, I guess we are of to Hanover!" said Gay alex.

So we all leaped onto our NATO Buss and went there!

Once we got to Hanover we decided to split up, with me and Gay alex finding where the was hidden and the rest doing something which doesn't mater for the story.

Me and Gay alex explored the town, checking out all the nightclubs and skyscrappers in Hanover.
Eventually, after I had done enough teamwork, I found where the was hidden.
It was inside a new church in the dead center of Hanover.

"Look! Its the !"
"But Unicorn caleb is here already! whats going on?"

At that moment Unicorn caleb spotted us and came over.
"Mahaha it was me! I was Brotherhood of Evil all along!"
"What?" we said in shock..
"While you and your goody-two-shoes NATO were being all 'la-de-da' "we are good guys" la-de-da', I was being Brotherhood of Evil!
And now I have the there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even with Gay alex to help you! your powerless"
Unicorn caleb grinned evily at me.
"oh, noees Jr. Raven Shadowmoon, what will we do now?! " said Gay alex.
"Dont worry, we still got time. Activating the takes time. If we both a finolian together we can take Unicorn caleb/Brotherhood of Evil out! "
"On the count of 3! 1 2 3 GO!"
With that we both a finolian together right into Brotherhood of Evils face.

Brotherhood of Evil stagged backwards.
"Nooooo you cant!"

"Again quick! while they are stunned".

So we did it again. "Bam! Pow!"
"Noooo!"
With that Brotherhood of Evil died.
"We did it! Brotherhood of Evil is defeated once and for all! Thank you Jr. Raven Shadowmoon!"
Me and Gay alex celebrated are victory. But it was only the first of many more to come. As there was more evils in the world then just Brotherhood of Evil and they will all be coming after the now.
So consider this the end of part 1 of Jr. Raven Shadowmoon and Gay alexs adventures!