Sloth

## Owner

* HyperSilence
* Jinx
* Tox

**Sloth** was a genetically modified racehorse during Dragonhollow's Fourth Era.

He was created during the first Woj's Races on 4E:396 through the sorcery of HyperSilence, who had been imbued with great power by Eris when she chose him to serve as Archpriest of her Priesthood.

Sloth was a black colt with white spots and a black forelock and tail. He was so slow that he could not move under his own power. Those riding him had to rear him up on his hind legs and repeatedly hop to cover any distance at all.

HyperSilence, Wojcik, Retro, and Tox all took turns testing him out. When Jinx finally arrived at the Races, the four men decided to play a practical joke and have a laugh at her expense. Tox offered to sell her Sloth, whom the others claimed was exceptionally fast. However, Jinx demanded a test ride before making the purchase. Because she was a known thief, Tox persuaded her to trade her best bow and five diamonds as collateral for a ride. She mounted the horse but could not coax it forward. The other three men played along, asking why she wasn't moving. Discovering she'd been duped, Jinx demanded her items to be returned to her. The others had a good hearty laugh as Tox returned the gear.

Though she forgave both HyperSilence and Retro, Jinx vowed vengeance against Tox and Woj for fooling her with Sloth. She proved to be a woman of her word, later killing Tox in Trance Swamp (though dying herself in the process) and burning Wojcik Castle to the ground during the Fall of Summer.

Sloth was stabled at Castle Wojcik but did not participate in the second Woj's Races on 4E:405. Tox later moved him to the Tox Box, a tortuous journey that took more than two days via Swampian Lane.

Tox slaughtered Sloth on 4E:411 and submitted his severed head to the Summergate Time Capsule upon the suggestion of Acey. This was an act of mercy, as the Tox Box was utterly destroyed a day later during the Fall of Summer and every horse stabled there died in agony.

Sloth's head was to be enshrined in the Summergate Museum in Sanctuary in the Fifth Era.

Sloth's Barding, a set of enchanted horse armor, was discovered in Ruins, Hyper Dungeons, and sold in various Token Undergrounds during the Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh Era. Like the horse it was named after, the armor was useless; the enchantments offered no actual protection and existed solely as a vanity item.

# Quotes About Sloth

### Jinx Joke

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*Jinx has entered Dragonhollow.
Retro: wb
Jinx: i am here
Wojcik: jinx i'll sell you a horse
Jinx: how much, how fast
Tox: pretty damned fast
Wojcik: 15 on the scale
Jinx: i wanna test it. how much.
Wojcik: i'll even put diamond armor on it
HyperSilence: this one
Jinx: i want to test it
HyperSilence: its too fast for mortals
Wojcik: it's hard to control
Jinx: i dont trust harper and ret not to trick me
HyperSilence: its the horse mox won the race with
Jinx: infact, i dont trust any of you not to trick me
Jinx: i want
Jinx: to test it
HyperSilence: i dont think mox wants to give it up
Wojcik: 3 diamonds
HyperSilence: got anything good to trade?
HyperSilence: oooh
HyperSilence: 3 diamonds on the table!
Retro: that's a pretty good deal
Jinx: Moxicology, if you do not let me test that horse, one lap around the trak, you better watch your backk
HyperSilence: oooooh
HyperSilence: threats
Tox: back watched
Jinx: i will giive it back, promise on my life
Wojcik: your clear i'm behind you
HyperSilence: he's gonna be going too fast on his horse for you to catch him
Jinx: harper can have the honour of killing me if i dont follow rules
HyperSilence: i guess so
From HyperSilence: i'm literally LOL'ing right now, i love this girl
To HyperSilence: definitely more fun with her around!
HyperSilence: hmmm
Wojcik: LOL
Jinx: he. who is this he you speak of?
Tox: he is me
Retro: he needs some monetary insurance before he can part with it
Retro: just to make sure you don't bolt
HyperSilence: do you have anything of value for him to hold while you test it?
Jinx: ill give over my five diamonds. if i like the horse you can have my gold too.
Jinx: and a smite 5 book
Wojcik: nice
HyperSilence: oh shit
Tox: fair enough
Retro: not bad
Wojcik: i'd take that deal tox
Jinx: i have a shitton of enchants on me XD
HyperSilence: this girl doesnt lie
Jinx: i could probably pull out an eff 4 if given an anvil
Wojcik: lol tox
Retro: haha wtf
Jinx: ahahahah mox
HyperSilence: he's thinking
HyperSilence: this is how he contemplates
Wojcik: he computing the terms
Jinx: ill give you diamonds for ensurance.
Jinx: and my bow. shoot me if i run.
Jinx: and i love my bow, i aint runnung
Tox: I love esurance
Tox: sold
Jinx: it isnt sold, i gotta test it
Jinx: and im getting my bow back
Tox: the test run is sold
Tox: let's see the diamond and bow
Wojcik: i am stepping back
Wojcik: this thing is fast i want to watch
Jinx: woj
Jinx: permissions
Wojcik: go ahead
HyperSilence: well?
Tox: what are you waiting for? take him out for a run
Jinx: i replaced the 0 saddle with my own saddle
HyperSilence: ah ok
HyperSilence: makes sense
Jinx: by tox is still a dick
Jinx: bow, diamonds, now.
HyperSilence: you have to jump with it Jinx
HyperSilence: that's how you access the flux capacitor!
Retro: lol
Jinx: oh ok
Tox: 1.21 jigawatts!
HyperSilence: LMFAO
HyperSilence: the best part is I have this all on FRAPS
Tox: haha
Jinx: moxicology, may i have my bow back
Wojcik: lol
Tox: I dunno, it's a pretty great bow
Jinx: it has my name on it
HyperSilence: rip
Jinx: harper, can you please kill him or give me permission to kill him
Tox: that's not bad at all
Jinx: Harper Silencio
Jinx: Harper
HyperSilence: oh
HyperSilence: so you don't want the horse?
Jinx: no. give me permission to kill him.
Wojcik: that thing is a gem and a half
Tox: seriously, in some ways it's the rarest thing on the server
Tox: I'd put it in a museum
Jinx: ill put your skull in the black markets
Retro: :O
Tox: rude :O
Jinx: so can i have my bow please? it really would be a shame to break that no deaths thing you got going
HyperSilence: omg
HyperSilence: alright let'er have her bow xD we had fun
Jinx: my threats aint empty tox
Jinx: watch your back
HyperSilence: oh my
Retro: rip
Tox: it was a nice run I had
Jinx: bow
Jinx: and my diamonds
Jinx: Moxicology. You just made yourself an enemy
Tox: welp
Tox: I'd hate to see you rob my shit or something :O
Retro: lol rip
Jinx: that was not personal. this is.
Tox: oic
Tox: only personal when it's at your expense, gotcha ;)
HyperSilence: btw jinx the horse's speed was locked at 0
HyperSilence: well actually .0001
Wojcik: is it faster than my donkey?
Tox: it's close
Wojcik: faster than my pig?
Tox: that's a quick pig
Retro: that pig has moves
Tox: just needs a bat under it now
Retro: can you make a pig ride a pig?
HyperSilence: yes
Retro: pigception
Wojcik: jinx whered you go?
Jinx: >:)
Tox: to plot her revenge
Retro: lol
Jinx: unfortunately i cannot hurt HyperSilence, and Retronology is somehow in my good graces
Retro: :D
Jinx: But the other two....
Wojcik: me?
Jinx: eheheheheh
Tox: RIP us
HyperSilence: xD*

### Fashionably Late

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*Wojcik: my horses are slow so i don't care
Tox: are they faster than Sloth?
Wojcik: every thing is faster than sloth
Tox: he definitely took his time
Wojcik: he was not ever in a hurry
Tox: fashionably late to any event*

### Wanted

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*Wojcik: i might put that mox guy on the wanted board for horse thievery
Tox: you should, he's a shady fellow
Wojcik: i hear he steals horses for racing
Tox: "hijacked my prize steed Sloth"
Wojcik: sloth the trusty get away horse
Tox: some say he's still trying to get away to this day*

### A Rock

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*Trancesk8er: you rock
Trancesk8er has left Dragonhollow.
Jinx: omg im a rock
Jinx: trance said im a rock!
Jinx: im so honoured
Tox: I've always thought you're kind of igneous
Jinx: oh
Jinx: why igneous?
Jinx: why not sedimentary?
Jinx: (i think thats a rock type, i forget)
Tox: I was just going for the "ingenius" pun
Tox: also igneous is from the root Latin firis for fire, and you can be kinda fiery, especially when people sell you negative speed Sloth horses
Jinx: omfg XD we're going back to that? XD
Retro: always
Tox: never forget*

### Finest Steed

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*Retro: did you ever see sloth?
Acey: yeah I heard about him
Acey: xD
Tox: RIP Sloth, the finest steed of his day
Retro: he was a good horse
Wojcik: i miss that horse*

### Time Capsule

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*Acey: Ohh by the way Tox
Acey: I'm starting a time capsule
Acey: store items in a box for a museum for the reset
Acey: someone should get Sloth's head or horseshoe or something
Acey: xD
Tox: yes!
Tox: I will donate him to science*

### Sacrifice

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*Jinx: hey tox can you think of a second sacrifice for the shrine?
Tox: uhhh
Jinx: weve set it up at sedrons and we need 2 sacrifices
Acey: sacrifice sloth
Tox: not Sloth D:
Tox: it's cruel to pick on the slow*

# Gallery

Sloth is bornWojcik rides him upside downUnderwaterJoke's on JinxJinx rides SlothRearing up with WojcikIn Tox's stableRidden by Wojcik

# Behind the Scenes

*The following is out-of-universe information about the real world Dragonhollow.*

Sloth was created by HyperSilence by modifying a regular horse's NBT tags to give it a speed value of 0.001, making it functionally immobile.