EQG X Tawog Parody The Points

***Another cartoon fanfiction story of TV series starring The Amazing World Of Gumball with the Equestria Girls Characters.***

## Playing *Galaktrek*

*[The episode starts in Canterlot High School where The Cutie Mark Crusaders AKA The CMC are playing on one of the computers in the school library]*

**Sci-Twi:** Hey, are you three finally studying...or are you playing *Corn Farm*?

**Apple Bloom:** Ugh, neither. Because *Corn Farm* is for plebs who like to get ripped off spending real money on a virtual pig to go with their windmill. We're playing *Galaktrek*, and we're about to buy a virtual space hog to go with our solar generator.

**Sci-Twi:** What's the difference here?

*[Explosions and pig squeals can be heard coming from the computer]*

**CMC:** Violence.

**Apple Bloom:** *[Sighs]* Girls, nothing new is happening here. We need to buy the photon blaster.

**Sweetie Belle:** But we can't! We're out of cosmic points.

**Scootaloo:** *[Gasps]* Look out! We're under attack!*[The computer shows their planet being destroyed]*

**Sweetie Belle:** But who could be doing this?

*[Snails laughs evilly]*

**Apple Bloom:** Not now, Snails. We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet.

**Snails:** That what's my smug laugh was about. It is *I* who is destroying your planet.

*[Snails points to his screen, and then to theirs, displaying their planet exploding]*

**Apple Bloom:** W-T-W, dude?! How did you get the hadron laser?

**Snails:** I bought it. For two million cosmic points.

**Apple Bloom:** Two million cosmic points?!

**Snails:** Which I bought for five dollars.

**Apple Bloom:** Five dollars?!

**Snails:** Which I bought for one good point.

**Apple Bloom:** One good point?!

**Sweetie Belle:** What are good points?

**Apple Bloom:** I don't know! What are good points?!

**Snails:** They're points I get for doing chores for my parents.

**Apple Bloom:** Chores for your parents?!

**Snails:** Yes?

**Apple Bloom:** Yes?!

**Snails:** Okay... Well, I'm kinda busy with *Galaktrek* at the moment, so, uh, how about *you* do my chores *for* me, I give *you* the good points, and then you can buy whatever you want for the game.

**CMC:** Hm.

**Snails:** Hello?

**Apple Bloom:** Sorry. We kinda peaked too early with excitement. Yeah, we'll do it.

## The First Chore

*[The CMC are sneaking through the school hallway]*

**Sweetie Belle:** Why do we have to break in here?

**Apple Bloom:** Because Snails wants us to get him an A in science, and we're clearly not good enough.

*[Apple Bloom gestures towards the door of the science lab; the hallway is filled with green fumes, and several students are passed out on the floor]*

**Scootaloo:** So, we have to break into the teachers' office and change his grades directly on their computer. Aren't we?

**Apple Bloom:** Yes, we are.

*[Apple bloom picks up a paper clip from her pocket, then unwinds it to pick the lock on the door]*

**Apple Bloom:** Aha!

**Sweetie Belle:** But why are we breaking in here?

**Apple Bloom:** What do you mean?

*[Apple Bloom opens the door and sees Cranky Doodle spraying cheese fizz in his own mouth]*

**Scootaloo:** Because this is Cranky Doodle's classroom.

**Cranky Doodle:** Do you mind?!

**CMC:** Sorry!

*[Apple Bloom Closes the room and The CMC leaves the area]*

*[The CMC enter the teachers' office]*

**Apple Bloom:** Shh!

*[Scootaloo Scats, then breaks a lamp]*

**Apple Bloom:** Uh, Scootaloo.

**Scootaloo:** What?

**Apple Bloom:** We need to move in silence!

*[Scootaloo Scats, then knocks a plant off of the top of the fridge and breaks it]*

**Scootaloo:** Shh!*[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle groan in annoyance. Scootaloo continues scatting, then goes under the table, tipping a vase off of it. Apple Bloom gasps, then catches the vase and sighs with relief. Scootaloo screams loudly, causing Apple Bloom to drop the vase and break it]* Shh! *[Sweetie Belle facepalms]*

**Apple Bloom:** Right girls. All I have to do is initiate the power supply to the hard drive and engage the mainframe protocol.

**Sweetie Belle:** How?

*[Apple Bloom turns on the computer]*

**Sweetie Belle:** Good. Now find the Snails file.

*[Apple Bloom opens the file]*

**Apple Bloom:** *[Sighs]* Darn. It's a PFD, we can't edit it.

**Scootaloo:** What are we gonna do?

**Apple Bloom:** Pass me that crayon.

*[Apple Bloom draws a line on the screen to make the "F" look like an "A."]*

**CMC:** Mmm-hmm.

*[Cut to Snails playing* Galaktrek *in the library]*

**Snails:** More, I need more...!

**Apple Bloom:** Mission accomplished!

**Snails:** Oh, very good! Well, here are your good points. *[Hands an invisible good point to Apple Bloom]*

**Apple Bloom:** For real?

**Snails:** Y-yeah?

**CMC:** OHH! WE JUST GOT PAID! *[Throw the good points in the air, laughing]*

**Sweetie Belle:** Look at all this money!

*[The CMC hurriedly pick up the good points]*

**Snails:** So, are you girls up for more work? 'Cause I got plenty more for you!

*[The CMC gasp]*

**Snails:** *[Points down at the floor]* You missed one.

**Scootaloo:** Oh. *[Picks it up and puts it in her pocket]*

**Apple Bloom:** Alright, but the price just went up. Now it's twenty invisible good points!

**Snails:** Hmm, uh... Okay.

**Sweetie Belle:** And it's ten upfront! The rest on delivery. We're no suckers.

**Snails:** Alright, alright. You drive a hard bargain, apple girl.

*[After Snails hands The CMC more invisible points, Scootaloo grabs them and the sound of stretching elastic is heard as she puts the money away]*

**Snails:** What was that?

**Scootaloo:** I put the money in my giant pants.

*[Apple Bloom shakes her head and Sweetie belle puts her hand on her face]*

**Snails:** Right... Well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of.

**Apple Bloom:** Hm, go on...

**Snails:** As in, he wants the weeds taken out.

**Apple Bloom:** Hm, go on...

**Snails:** Th-that's it. Take out the weeds.

**Apple Bloom:** Go on.

**Snails:** I literally can't be any clearer.

**Apple Bloom:** Go on-

**Snails:** You go on!

**Apple Bloom:** Okay.

*[Snails sighs and goes back to playing* Galaktrek*]*

## Doing More Chores

*[In front of Snails' house, Apple Bloom sprays the grass with herbicide, killing it]*

**Sweetie Belle:** What are you doing?

**Apple Bloom:** I'm killing the weeds.

**Sweetie Belle:** Are you kidding me?! He explained six times that he wanted his lawn taken care of, not taken out!

**Scootaloo:** Well, he never specifically said the grass had to grow back.

**Sweetie Belle:** Fair point. You did give him plenty of opportunities to be more specific.

*[Sweetie Belle takes the herbicide and sprays it. Later, The CMC are seen in the school library, rolling on the floor laughing]*

**CMC:** We're rich!

**Snails:** When you girls are done rolling around in it, can you please get back to work? I'm under attack here!

**Apple Bloom:** Wow, dude. How did you get the galactic exoskeleton?

**Snails:** Doesn't matter! Listen, I need you guys to wax my...dad- *[The CMC make horrified faces]* -'s car. *[They sigh in relief]* Sorry, I've been playing this game for thirty-eight hours, so I'm starting to train my lose of thought.

**Apple Bloom:** What?

**Snails:** You heard me. On get with it!

*[The CMC are in front of Snails' house, waxing the car]*

**Sweetie Belle:** You have to admit, it's kinda weird to ask us to wax a car.

**Apple Bloom:** Hey, Belle, we're labor, not management.

**Scootaloo:** Apple Bloom is right, Now if you excuse me *[Walks towards the back of the car]* Sorry, this might hurt a little.

*[Scootaloo goes under the car and waxes it from underneath. Back to the library, an exhausted Snails hands good points to Apple Bloom]*

**Snails:** ...forty-nine, and fifty.

**Apple Bloom:** Dude, are you feeling okay? You look like a crab without a shell.

**Snails:** I'd like to see what you'd look like if you got breakfast, lunch, and dinner from a vending machine. I got more work for you.

**Sweetie Belle:** Uh, I think we have enough invisible money, thank you.

**Snails:** Maybe you'll change your mind when you get a load of this.

*[Snails opens an empty briefcase as The CMC watch in awe]*

**Snails:** Oh, yeah.

*[A montage shows The CMC performing chores poorly as Snails' state deteriorates. In the library, Snails signs an invisible check and hands it to Apple Bloom]*

**Apple Bloom:** Uh-uh-uh! Cash only.

*[Snails sighs and walks towards a bookshelf]*

**Snails:** *[Imitates ATM]*

**Apple Bloom:** What's that?

**Snails:** Invisible ATM.

**CMC:** Oooh.

**Snails:** Do you mind?

*[They look away as Snails types his PIN. The CMC are then seen doing more chores]*

**Apple Bloom:** Hey! We're done.

*[Snails grunts and throws invisible money at them]*

**Apple Bloom:** High five?

*[Snails makes a weak attempt to high five Apple Bloom, then shoos them. The CMC resume their chores, and, unknown to them, Snails' house catches fire]*

## Telling the Truth

*[The CMC return to the library once again]*

**Apple Bloom:** We would like to redeem our good points, please.

*[Snails snarls]*

**Sweetie Belle:** Sorry, could you repeat that?

**Snails:** That's not gonna be possible.

**Scootaloo:** What?! Why?

**Snails:** *[Sighs]* I used my parents' credit card to buy stuff in the game, and I used you to do chores and gain an advance on my good points. But it's gotten out of control, I got tricked by *Galaktrek* – I bought every single end-game purchase possible.

**Apple Bloom:** How much did you spend?

**Snails:** Uh...numbers we haven't learned at school yet.

**Apple Bloom:** Well, make one up so we can get an idea.

**Snails:** Um... *[Counts on his fingers]* A quadrillion dollars.

*[The CMC gasp]*

**Sweetie Belle:** But what about all those invisible good points you gave us?

**Snails:** *[Sighs]* There never were any good points. I switched the real ones for nothing but thin air.

*[Shocked, The CMC remember all the times they played with the invisible money]*

**Apple Bloom:** Gosh, you're right! There was nothing there all along!

**Sweetie Belle:** You've hit rock bottom, man!

**Snails:** Do you know what rock bottom is?! Rock bottom is getting a kid to organize your mom's underwear drawer just so you can afford to buy your space cowboy a new umbrella!

**Apple Bloom:** If you don't redeem our good points, then we're gonna have to take this to the top. We're gonna go speak to–

**Scootaloo:** –the President of the United States of America.

**Apple Bloom:** No, Scoots, his parents.

**Scootaloo:** The parents of the President of the United States of–

**Sweetie Belle:** Snails' parents!

**Snails:** I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

*[Snails arms an invisible gun]*

**Apple Bloom:** What's that?

**Snails:** My invisible shock rifle. Remember? I bought *all* the weapons.

*[The CMC run through the hallway as Snails shoots in their direction]*

**Sweetie Belle:** What are we gonna do?! He's got lasers!

**Scootaloo:** Maybe, but we have a laser copier.

*[Scootaloo jumps onto a laser copier and presses a button. A sheet of paper comes out of it]*

**Scootaloo:** Yeah, I don't know why I thought that would work.

**Sweetie Belle:** The name makes it sound more hardcore than it is.

*[The CMC start running again]*

**Snails:** You think you can outrun me? Well, try to outrun my portal gun. *[Switches between guns]* Darn, missed it. Gotta cycle through again.

*[Snails switches to his portal gun, then shoots a portal above Apple Bloom and another one underneath her, causing her to fall through an infinite loop]*

**Apple Bloom:** Girls!

*[Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Snails fight for the gun, sending Apple Bloom flying in various directions until she bumps into them]*

**Sweetie Belle:** Quick! His parents are only two blocks down!

**Snails:** It'll look much further after I've used my shrink gun.

*[Snails shoots, causing The CMC to scream as they shrink. He then prepares to stomp them, but is interrupted by a confused Sci-Twi]*

**Sci-Twi:** What are you doing?

*[Apple Bloom is seen holding Snails' foot while crouched down with her feet tucked into her shirt. Sweetie Belle is on her knees, and Scootaloo knees are in her shoes]*

**Apple Bloom:** *[High-pitched voice]* Snails robbed us of our invisible points and shrunk us with a space gun because we were gonna tell his parents.

**Sweetie Belle And Scootaloo:** Help us!

**Sci-Twi:** I might not be a qualified psychiatrist, but I'll try anyway. You *do* realize that none of this is real, right?

**Apple Bloom:** You know what that means?

**Sci-Twi:** Yes, you can stop acting like a loon and walk normally down the road to Snails' house.

**Apple Bloom:** No. It means we can imagine any weapon we want as well!

*[Sci-Twi sighs and walks away, The CMC run again]*

**Apple Bloom:** Girls, quick! Think of something awesome!

**Sweetie Belle:** Huh...aha!

**Scootaloo:** What is it?

**Sweetie Belle:** A stick.

*[A laser beam grazes The CMC]*

**Apple Bloom:** You're gonna need to think of something much bigger.

*[Sweetie Belle throws an invisible object at Snails, crushing him]*

**Apple Bloom:** What was *that*?

**Sweetie Belle:** A much bigger stick.

*[Snails catches up with The CMC, who readied their invisible guns]*

**Snails:** No... How did you get the flak cannon, the railgun, And the rainbow lasergun?

**Apple Bloom:** The question is: how are *you* going to survive them?

*[The CMC fire at Snails in slow motion, "killing" him. They then slowly approach a "dying" Snails]*

**Snails:** Come closer. Closer...

*[Snails places something in Apple Bloom's hand]*

**Apple Bloom:** What is it?

**Snails:** Pin.

**Apple Bloom:** Pin for what?

**Snails:** Plasma grenade.

*[Snails holds up an invisible grenade; The CMC attempt to run away, but they are caught in the imaginary explosion]*

**Snips And Snails' Dad:** Hey!

**Snails:** Sorry, but we're in the middle of a plasma explosion here?

**Snips And Snails' Dad:** No, you're not. I just had to block my credit card after you spent fifteen thousand dollars on made-up video game weapons! They've closed your game account!

**Snails:** Oh.

**Snips And Snails' Dad:** Get in the house. *[Gasps]* What the...?

*[They all turn to the house, which is on fire]*

**Snips And Snails' Dad:** What happened?!

**Sweetie Belle:** Sorry, sir. We were doing Snails' chores for good points.

**Snips And Snails' Dad:** And how are you gonna pay for the damage?

**Apple Bloom:** Do you take *any* currency?

**Snips And Snails' Dad:** I guess. What choice do I have?

**Apple Bloom:** Very well. *[Counting invisible money]* Ten Apple dollars, twenty Apple dollars, thirty Appl–

**Scootaloo:** Oh, that's a five.

**Apple Bloom:** –twenty-five Apple dollars—

*[The episode ends]*