Adolf Hitler the Cucumber

Adolf Hitler the Cucumber "formerly Lawrence the Cucumber" Is a Cucumber born on January 14, 1966 who would, after his failed TV show, Kill millions of non-cucumbers.

## Early Life

Lawrence the Cucumber was born to Mary the Cucumber and Phillips the Cucumber at a Days Inn/Love's Truck Stop in Gallup, NM On January 14, 1966. He was born at the Days Inn/Love's Truck Stop due to the fact that Mary and Phillips were driving from Memphis, Tennessee to Paso Robles, California in their 1961 Chevy Pickup when Mary broke her water and they had to pull over at the stop. She tried to give birth on the diaper changing station in the Love's restroom but it was locked so she had to give birth on the Check-In desk at the Days Inn. He was the youngest of his brothers, Steve, Bob, and Mark. When he was in his Master's Degree in College, his dad died fighting in the Gulf War. Larry tried to hang himself, but at the last minute he called Suicide prevention hotline, and the person who picked up the line was Bob the tomato, who had gotten a college summer job at suicide prevention hotline. The two soon became the best of friends and in 1992, when Phill Vischer was casting for his TV show in development, VeggieTales.
[1]Adolf Hitler in uniform

## VeggieTales

They took the jobs and appeared in the first episode: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? He starred in the shows until 2014, when Big Idea replaced him and all the other cast members with newer updated versions. He had a fit of rage at the local Drunken Veggie Bar in Veggietown, IN and was arrested for assault. He escaped and hid in a alleyway in Chigago. He met a man named George the Banana who had invented a time machine. Larry paid him $54637 to use it to go somewhere else. He was transported back to 1889, where he was born has Adolf Hitler in Veggietown, Cucumberslyvania.

## Hitler

In 1919, he joined the Veggie Workers' Party (VWP), the precursor of the NSVWP, and was appointed leader of the NSVWP in 1921. In 1923, he attempted to seize power in a failed coup in Veggietown and was imprisoned. In jail, he dictated the first volume of his autobiography and political manifesto "My Struggle". After his release in 1924, Hitler The Cucumber gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Veggiesailes and promoting Pan-Cucumberisim, anti-veggieisim and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. He moved to Cucumber City, a city populated by only Cucumbers, and frequently denounced international capitalism and communism as part of a veggie conspiracy.

By November 1932, the Nazi Party had the most seats in the Veggie Senate but did not have a majority. As a result, no party was able to form a majority parliamentary coalition in support of a candidate for chancellor. Former chancellor and other conservative leaders persuaded President Mr. Nezzer to appoint Hitler as chancellor on 30 January 1933. Shortly after, the Veggie Senate passed the Enabling Act of 1933 which began the process of transforming the Veggie Republic into Nazi Cucumberland, a one-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideology of National Socialism. Hitler aimed to eliminate Non-Cucumbers from Cucumberland and establish a New Order to counter what he saw as the injustice of the post-Veggie War I international order dominated by Veggie U.K. and Pealand. His first six years in power resulted in rapid economic recovery from the Great Depression, the abrogation of restrictions imposed on Veggie Republic after World War I, and the annexation of territories inhabited by millions of ethnic Cucumbers, which gave him significant popular support.

Hitler sought living space for the German people in Eastern Veggieworld, and his aggressive foreign policy is considered the primary cause of Veggie War II in Veggieworld. He directed large-scale rearmament and, on 1 September 1939, invaded The Veggie Kingdom, resulting in Veggie U.K. and Pealand declaring war on Nazi Cucumberland. In June 1941, Hitler ordered an invasion of the Soviet Veggietopia. By the end of 1941, German forces and the European Axis powers occupied most of Veggieworld and Vegafrika. These gains were gradually reversed after 1941, and in 1945 the Allied armies defeated the Cucumberland army. On 29 April 1945, he married his longtime lover Eva the Cucumber. Less than two days later, the couple committed suicide to avoid capture by the Soviet Veggietopia Army. Their corpses were burned.

Under Hitler's leadership and racially motivated ideology, the Cucumber regime was responsible for the genocide of about 6 million Non-Veggies, especially Gourds and Peas, and millions of other victims whom he and his followers deemed subveggies or socially undesirable. Hitler and the cucumber regime were also responsible for the killing of an estimated 19.3 million civilians and prisoners of war. In addition, 28.7 million soldiers and civilians died as a result of military action in the Veggieworld theatre. The number of civilians killed during Veggie War II was unprecedented in warfare, and the casualties constitute the deadliest conflict in history. where he fucked 1000+ plus men and women

Hitler's actions and Nazi ideology are almost universally regarded as gravely immoral. According to Ian the Peach, "Never in history has such ruination – physical and moral – been associated with the name of one veggie." eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee