Caspa

* Abs
* Christmas

### Worship Status

abs, abs, abs. shroom worship, also pablo simp and yaksha simp, did I mention abs?

## Kubera Status

### Known For

having abs, his fanfic, seducing everyone and everything

## Relationships

### Altercations

minor disagreements with ASDF, prior reluctance to send his abs to Aivy

## About Caspa

Also known as Our Lord and Savior, Caspa the Foresightful, first of his name, he who rules all the sky, waters, and land, the one who created the first light, and the one who will snuff it out when the time comes for the universe to perish, the sage of unparalleled witsdom, and master of word and knowledge.

Caspa is a gentleman who uses his eloquent tongue and quick thinking to seduce everyone wit his pick-up lines and to entertain with pointed puns. He has a deep appreciation for all things cute and wholesome. He prides himself in being a god gamer, having played many challenging games, and he listens to music more or less all day long. He has great appreciation for abs.

This smooth, buttery-voiced man seems to cause high-blood pressure in and be universally hated by the majority of server mods which has led to multiple heated situations. He appears to attract drama in general since the strangest people find their way to him. Caspa likes to talk about his dnd session where he DMs. He has used his mastery of verbs to create the most renouned fanfic on the server, "Brilith's Buttery Bald Beer Bar", as a proud owner of six-pack (not the beer). And he has partaken in singing karaoke multiple times with his amazing voice.

Caspa has recently ascended to Godhood and is now omiscient, omnipotent, and abs-olute..

## Events

Caspa claims to have sung a love song to Ran on voicechat but no one has ever heard it or been able to confirm that this happened so the whole event has been put under question.

Caspa has created a brilliant bingo board with events frequently occurring on the server.

Caspa's name will go down in history as the author of a legendary fanfic about pole dancing, which was declared the winner of the cursed fanfic contest, and is regarded as the most prestigious masterpiece by every single person in the server, no exceptions.

Caspa's performance of Barbie Girl is considered to be one of the most significant cultural events of the Kubera server. During his performance, he managed to sing the voices of both Ken and Barbie, changing his voice in an impressive way. Our condolences to all who missed this once-of-a-lifetime event.

Caspa has had minor altercations with ASDF.

When ABC's dice declared that many server members must die, Caspa was accused of having influenced ABC. As a result, both were to be executed, but Caspa unexpectedly vanished. Coincidentally, a person called NotCaspa who was certainly not Caspa and whose favorite hobby was preaching to people who like abs, appeared on the server on the same day. To this day, Caspa evades justice.

## Quotes

* I am God
* Abs
* Life is pain existence is suffering
* none of the ladies in dnd today wanted me to pleasure them
* corn puns are always \*popping\* into my mind but it \*shucks\* that there's no audience for them
* I don't do drugs. I was just trying to show how i can \*crack\* good puns. See? I'm the pun god of this server
* I'm the personification of Maruna's abs.