Suitcase Kills Caillou (A Mister Suitcase Lost Video)

Made on August 23, 2020

As many of you know, Caillou is the childish of PBS Kids. It premiered in 1997 and quit airing in 2010. Everyone has shown full disrespect of the rather worst kids show, especially after its creator, Hélène Desputeaux did a book on it.

Well, almost everyone

There is one person that truly hates this show, and is by the name of...

TJ Ousky

The reason why TJ hates Caillou is because of the speed in the cell animation in the earlier episodes (which is a very stupid reason to hate the show). Seeing even the smallest image or clip of the bald headed child is enoght to make him so extremely pissed. TJ Ousky owns a YouTube channel called "Mister Suitcase" where he post random video. He didn't really have any problems with vidoes containing at least a minuite of talking about Caillou, but one day, he took it to far. On the beginning of 2020, TJ uploaded a video called "Suitcase kills Caillou". But just minutes after it was uploaded, TJ was given a community guidelines strike and deleted the video before more people backlashed about its graphics and disrespect of Caillou and PBS.

Now, as you are about to notice, I was one of the few people that was able to see the full video before it was deleted.

The video was randomly recommended to me on YouTube when I was nostalgically watching CD-I YTP. And let me tell you, this was one of the most cringiest videos I have ever seen!

It started with TJ Ousky himself walking up to Suitcase. He and Suitcase talked about Caillou and how much they hated it. After the talk, he asked Suitcase if he could go to Caillou’s House and kill him. Suitcase excitedly said yes and showed a sinister smile to the viewers. The smile creeped me out a bit but I decided to keep watching.

It then cut to the surface of Caillou’s House and Suitcase was just about to ride a plane. Suitcase flied the plane.

It then faded to a shot of Caillou's house and Suitcase walked up to the back yard. He came to Caillou.

Caillou looks confused about the fact that there was a object in front of him.

Caillou responded "Um...hello there...what are you doing here?"

Suitcase hid a knife behind his back and replied "Hi, Caillou! I'm Mister Suitcase. And I'm here to wish you a happy new year!".

Caillou replied "Awww! That's the sweetest thing I heard all day! So, where's the party?".

With this quote, I thought that maybe the kills Caillou thing was a joke and that this was to be a very good Caillou video.

But man was I wrong.

Suitcase yelled "IT'S HERE, IDIOT!" and then, no lie, he stabbed Caillou in the arm and I could see dark red blood on the arm. Caillou panicked and tried to get out of Suitcase's way. Suitcase continued to swing the knife before Caillou knocked him out with a plastic baseball bat. He then turned to his pet Gilbert.

"That's not going to hold him long Gilbert. I'm going to have my mom and dad protect you while I get the police."

Caillou then picked Gilbert up with both of his arms, despite one of them being badly hurt, and ran out of his house. It then cut to Suitcase on the floor.

Suitcase appeared to have a black eye and a few scratches, but no major injuries. He woke up, turned to his knife's side before seeing that his knife somehow broke in half.

Suitcase was real shocked at what he saw. "Well, it's a good thing that my brother gave me a Rock River Arms AR-15 rifle!" he replied.

"A Rock River Arms AR-15 rifle?! I wasn't that banned in America this year?", I said to myself.

The rifle fell into Suitcase's hands and Suitcase replied "Thanks you god! Now come on, we've got some killing to do!". He left the back yard as the scene faded to the inside of Caillou’s house.

It zoomed into the kitchen with His mother standing in front of his dad.

"For the last time Doris, we are all out of pickles!" Boris said.

"Don't you be telling me what we're out of! And I'm still mad at your cook for not putting pickles in my Meal in the first place!" Doris replied.

Boris got grumpy and said "Doris, you were the one that cheated and put the pickles under the-"

Boriswas interrupted when Caillou slammed the door inside.

"Mommy! Daddy!" said Caillou "A very ugly monster is out to get me and I need someone to protect Gilbert!".

"Caillou, your arm doesn't look very good. Here, I'll take Gilbert and call 911 while you go sit and put some bandages on the arm."

Caillou listened to His dad and went to a near by table leaving Gilbert with Him. Caillou took some cloth out of his pocket and started to place some on his bloody arm when yet another slam was heard, this time, by Suitcase with the gun.

"Caillou, stay right where you are!'', Suitcase yelled out as he armed the gun.

"Suitcase, please don't do this to me!" Caillou replied. "I have loving family and friends, I enjoy preschool and I STILL a kid who’s 4. Please don't do this!"

Suitcase simply said "I DONT CARE!!! YOU ARE A VERY TERRIBLE CARTOON CHARACTER AND YOU ARE USING UGLY ANIMATION FOR YOUR SHOW!!!! NOW TJ HAS HAD ENOUGH OF YOU GOING ON FOR SO MANY YEARS!!!!!!! NOW IT'S TIME TO DIE!!!!!".

Just then, Rosie arrived.

"Caillou. Wanna-" She stopped speaking as she saw what was going on.

Just then Suitcase decided to stop waiting and guess what he did?

He shot Caillou multiple times.

I was shocked when the video showed Caillou's corpse with photo-realistic blood. Everyone in the House was also shocked at what they saw. Suitcase started to fly to the surface as police cars and an ambulance arrived at the scene.

It faded to black before fading to Object Island. Suitcase was drying off with a towel and cleaning the blood off of him.

"Suitcase, I’m very proud of you killing the worst character to ever exist. I really want to thank you." TJ said

"Thanks, TJ!" Suitcase said before turning to the viewers and said, "Hélène, if you are watching this, Fuck you and your family. I am pissed that you are dead and never going to make more Caillou episodes again. Goodbye!"

I was shocked at this video. I wanted to ask him why he would make some thing like this. But it said that comments were turned off. It was the same deal with some videos.

I decided to forget about it for a while, especially since the video was minutes to being deleted. I didn't really have any problems in terms of the video other than a few nightmare. But then something happend that made my heart skip not one, not two, but three beats.

It was morning. I was making myself breakfast when the news on the TV said that a man was charged with the murder of a McDonald’s Employee late the night before. At first, I thought it was none of my business, but i noticed that the man wearing a brown shirt , black pants and shoes.

I thought about mister suitcase and I realized that the two people were alike in appearance. Then I thought about that video...

There were some strange connection with the news story and that video. It's not like TJ knew someone that had plans to kill his enemy...I mean...did he?