History

## Timeline of events in Alluvion by year

### 1532

* The Lopen Tribe sets off 23 miles northwest of Cevania's northernmost point. They were migrating due to a lack of food and they trekked north and west until they reached what would later be known as Lago Trano. They liked the lake and surrounding areas they found and set a camp there before settling it.

### 1536

* The Lopen Tribe decide to move on from the lake and expand west and north. During the trek up north, they discover useful caves, shorelines and forests. They travelled as far west as the coast and as far north as Mesano.

### 1543

* The Lopen feels that it could gain more resources and decides to move south but found nothing of use. Thus, they moved southwest and found a nice place to settle in where Sureto was founded. At the time, the place was a lush grassfield with dense forests and the Trano River which had yet to exist.

### 1549

* Lago Trano and Sureto develop slowly and some Lopen members feel that the current tribesmen were not doing enough to develop the nation. Thus, they looked to find a way to quicken their development until they reached a mysterious place where they scavenged and found a scorpion. They approached the creature they had never seen before and when it pinched a cut into a member's finger. This resulted in their retreat where they found the practically-perfectly location for a camp. They chose to settle there and thus, form Scorpon.

### 1553

* The Lopen are unsure what to do, growth had been steady with Lago Trano at a population of 7k, Sureno at 4k and Scorpon at 5k. The Lopen have a total population of 16k and decides to build rafts for exploration but could not find anything due to their positioning on the map.
* A man named "Jera Cran" gains popularity around several tribes. There were claims that he had godly powers and could heal people and provide unlimited amounts of food and animals. Jera had went to the tribal leaders to show them his powers personally and they would kneel down to him, seeing him as the one and true saviour.

### 1554

* Laton, god of misery and despair, appears to kill Jera and enslave the tribesmen nearby. Jera challenges Laton to a fight and Laton accepts, it takes place at Pole Field north of 1870s San Luan. It occured for 13 minutes until Laton slashed Jera's chest and hung him on an 'X' to celebrate his victory.
* The people of Lopen agree to fight Laton even if they lose but Jera revives and kills Laton with a spear to the head before he could attack them.
* Laton was last seen falling through the ground to what Jera called "Urvon" and he told the people to follow his 15 laws (Leys) before he flew into the sky and anyone who breaks it would end up with Laton.

### 1556

* The tribes decide to form a centralised nation called 'The Federation Aloven' with its short name being 'Aloven'. It decides to focus on development, religion (Poletism) and environmentalism which stunts expansion.

### 1557-1564

* Aloven expands its borders west and north. Rotal is the furthest point they reach northwards and the coastline is the furthest westward.
* Scorpon breaks away from Aloven.

### 1576

* Aloven gains a decently-sized population of 98k people and a military of 4k.
* Aloven is bitter about the breakaway of Scorpon and musters its forces to take them back into the nation despite the protests of numerous government officials claiming that the invasion would break Poletist Leys. The leader of Aloven was not a Poletist due to the religion's size at the time with only 2,3k believers.
* Aloven is reinforced with 500 soldiers and plans are made to attack the city.

### 1577

* A force of 3k Alovens tread through the fields, hills and mountains through a long path through the future site of El Fen to reach Scorpon.
* It was discovered that an Aloven official had set out in the night to inform Scorpon about the imminent invasion which allowed them to prepare and prepare grand piked wooden walls that held their city.
* Aloven soldiers charging towards the walls overwhelm the Scorponians and suffer devastating losses for no progress and were pushed back and reduced to an army of 2,1k.

### 1702

* The Enclave was discovered after 3 people were reported missing in what would eventually be known as Furion.

### 1703

* An investigation was held by a small Gazalian tribe as 2 more people go missing.

### 1704

* Noclipping is discovered by a Tebetoran tribe member who fell through a tree.

### 1721

* Levels 21-85 are created by people from various territories. People begin noclipping at an ever-increasing rate which resulted in the construction of larger dwellings.

### 1745

* People who had noclipped or found themselves in Void Island formed a small tribe known as the "Safygaans".

### 1748

* Walnut milk discovered within the Backrooms by 2 explorers and a Firestick.

### 1751

* The Dhalwas tribes stake a claim on the northeastern shore of isle-ze-Safyigo (Void Island), unaware of the Safygaan's presence.

### 1754

* The Dhalwas attempt to increase their stake on the territory but are met with Safygaan forces.

### 1758

* The Safygaans retake the Dhalwas' claim and capture 1500 of their men, women and children.

### 1759

* The Dhalwas captives are enslaved and forced to create levels 85-102 for housing purposes.

### 1762

* Level 103 was created accidentally when a local artist sprayed one of his art pieces with a mysterious red substance. His picture is still hanging on an apartment wall on level 14.

### 1769

* The first exploration crew of the western half of the island perish from extreme cold, their bodies could not be found.

### 1770

* Silas Mitchell, Isaac Manifold, Gideon Livingston had a mission to promote their democratic views. The People's Party was created as a result and it began to rise in popularity, thus, they eventually declared themselves a new nation known as the United Territories of Cevania in 17/6/1770. The nation is otherwise known as Cevania.
* Mitchellville was founded on 17/6/1770 and named after Silas Mitchell. It will eventually be known as the political nexus of Cevania.
* Haven was founded on 19/6/1770 and was named after Mount Haven. It will eventually be known as the economic centre of the country.
* The Fascist Party of Cevania was founded in 1771 by James Alexander who reasoned 'The government must have absolute power in order to preserve the nation's status'. It declares the People's Party of Cevania its rival.

### 1781

* The first Muustmaa religious exploration results in the permanent inhabitation of isle-ze-Safyigo.

### 1799

* Levels 104-145 are created in the Exclavian Backrooms.

### 1800

* Tensions rise between the different peoples of the Exclave and a massive movement to give Firesticks the right to vote begins.

### 1802

* A civil war in the Exclave ends. It was fought over Firestick civil rights.

### 1812

* The bodies of the first exploration crew in the western half of islas-ze-Safyigo near the slope of Mount Melenaika.

### 1814

* A civil war breaks out in the Exclave due to racial tensions, the side supporting the anti-Firestick voting rights loses and is forced into slavery until it allows Firestick voting rights. This leads to a Firestick nationalist movement that placed humans on their side that let them vote into institutionalised labour camps. Oof.

### 1820

* Maximus Damazy, future governer of Myocarpa Province of Furion, is born.

### 1821

* Tensions ease despite the reduced presence of Firestick nationalists. They are eventually sent back to submission by a fringe political party known as the Jerry nationals who had discovered and worship Jerry.

### 1824

* The political party associated with the Firestick nationalists disbands and was replaced with the far-left "Order of Malek" Party.

### 1825

* Cilla, the 1st wife of Maximus Damazy is born.

### 1826

* Harold Meyer is born in Tealstun Province, Furion.

### 1830

* The Order of Malek Party disbands, their voters favouring communism instead.

### 1831

* Eliza, future wife of Harold Meyer, is born in Tealstun Province, Furion.
* EGG is formed, its main goal is to explore and map out as much of the Exclave as possible. They run for office as moderate but their expansionist policy falls under the same policies as the Republican In Name Only (RINOS), opting for lowering taxes and expansionism as their party identity.

### 1834

* The Jerry Nationalist Order wins an election and artificially extends term limits to 10 years.

### 1837

* Raakut is founded when the tribes controlling the region united due to similar cultures and religions to form the Kingdom of Dhalwas.

### 1838

* 150 colonists are sent west from Dhalwas to find more land as the territory of the Dhalwas were mountainous and cold deserts.
* After losing a war with Raakut's predecessor, the Exclave is annexed into its territory as a colony and puppet state with 150 members at the start. They found the town of Rakuut-al-daqana, named after Raakut's ruling family (With a different spelling).

### 1839

* Rakuut-al-daqana is renamed to Ruut-al-daqana colloquially.
* The Exclavian Monarchist Order Party is formed.

### 1840

* King Raakut of the Kingdom of Dhalwas rose to power which establishes the Kingdom of Raakut.
* Leah, second wife of Maximus Damazy, is born.

### 1843

* The Alacran Party of Fascism (APOF) takes hold of Alacran.
* Alacran Union is formed.
* King Raakut orders the invasion of the Safygaan Kingdom on the island. Using their naval superiority, the Kingdom of Raakut managed to invade and bombard Safygaan's coastal cities.

### 1844

* Safygaan surrenders and King Raakut orders that it should be annexed into Raakut completely.
* The Jerry Nationalist Order holds a vote whether the Exclave should declare independence.

### 1845

* The people vote in favour of independence from Raakut with the exception of a small portion of the Poletist Liberal Party (PLP) (Moderate-left) and the Monarchist Order in its entirety.
* The Exclave breaks free from Raakut to declare independence for research purposes concerning the Backrooms. King Raakut refuses to recognise their independence and disregarded it as he was dealing with rebels from Safygaan.

### 1846

* Brayden Damazy is born.
* Livia, future wife of Brayden Damazy is born. How sweet, they are actually at an appropriate age-gap. A first in Furion! Barring Maximus Damazy's 2nd wife.

### 1847

* Safygaa rebels revolt.
* 1st Safy Rebellion. King Raakut was able to defeat Safygaan and temporarily cease Safygaan revolts.
* John Meyer is born in Tealstun Province, Furion.

### 1848

* Wilbur Meyer is born in Tealstun Province, Furion.
* Joanna Damazy is born.
* Cilla, wife of Maximus Damazy, dies. This probably occured due to childbirth complications.

### 1849

* King Raakut dies and King Rujaak rises to power.
* Marius Tylman, future governer of Esser Province, is born. He gets to be born after King Raakut dies, a truly historic moment.

### 1850-1851

* Furion is the first nation established. God save our souls.
* Ayla is born in Furion. She will be the future wife of John Meyer.
* Cevanian Flag was designed.
* Tsula Mitchell becomes the president of Cevania.
* Cevania trades with itself.
* Matthew Runkaili was elected president of the Exclave in a special runoff election as support for the Jerry Nationalist Order was lost due to accusations of "Jerrymandering" multiple levels in favour of the party.
* Cevania declares war on their local sheep population. As of 1920 this war is still ongoing.
* Furion declares 'Furion is the the greatest nation in all of Alluvion!'. The accuracy of such a claim was somewhat accurate for its time.
* The Cevanian president responds to Furion citing 'We are the true greatest nation, Democracy is the best form of government. I feel sorry for those trapped in Furion'.
* The Lowlander Wolf was also discovered in the United Kingdom of the Netherlands within the Arteran Mountain Range. They were discovered by the Staatspolitie Organisate Hagengraf's with an unknown amount of them in the wild although 100-2500 were discovered.
* 30/3/1850 Loren Pefal is born.
* City of Zerv in Raakut is attacked by Safygaa separatists and King Rujaak orders a full-scale invasion of the disputed territories.
* A terrorist organisation was discovered and shut down while the United Kingdom of the Netherlands was attempting to capture a Lowlander Wolf.
* The Cevanian Icejak was discovered in Cevania within Mount Haven in Northern Cevania by a few explorers and hikers. Their numbers are unknown but are estimated to be approximately 1k-5k.
* Safygaan surrenders. This ends the revolts and the Raak population is no longer a minority in western Raakut.
* Marcus, future husband of Cecily Meyer, is born in Furion.

### 1852

* Cecily Meyer is born in Tealstun Province, Furion.

### 1853

* Cevania offers lumber as a trade to the United Kingdom of the Netherlands.

### 1854

* Firesticks in the Exclave are allowed to vote.

### 1855-1859

* Cevania invents the sewing machine.
* President Tsula of Cevania's wife dies.
* Miles Meyer is born in Tealstun Province, Furion.
* Cevania sends an explorer group consisting of 30 people to the east and they eventually discover a desert which is named the 'Scorchlands' which reaches temperatures of 102 Fahrenheit/38.9 Degrees Celsius.
* Cevania attempts to export lumber to the Lowlands for mone (sic) but was declined as the Lowlands considered mone (sic) too valuable for lumber.
* The Lowlands seems to have changed its name to the United Kingdom of the Lowlands at some point here or before.
* The Lowlandian king laughs at the Cevanian president for using 'freedom units'.
* The Cevanian explorer group returns to Cevania due to heat stroke which had led to 7 casualties.
* The Lowlands declares the breeding of purebred pugs illegal due to ethical concerns Pugs in the Lowlands must be crossed with a labrador, golden retriever or a dachshund.
* Furion wishes to trade raw materials (i.e. Wood and stone) for agricultural technology. Cevania offers information and construction instructions pertaining to windmills in return. Furion pays in wood.
* Furion sends two shiploads of oak timber to Cevania but the Cevanian shipment did not reach Furion, which prompted an investigation from Cevanian authorities as the shipment was due 4 days prior.
* The Cevanian ship was found with its crew killed. Pirates are suspected.
* Cevania sends another ship containing blueprints.
* Furion has decided to send an extra boatload of lumber to Cevania as shipments were intercepted.
* The Lowlands invests money into the extraction of tin and copper. Extraction costs per kilogram of ore are expected to decrease by 7.3% while the yield is expected to increase from 48 grams to 57 grams per kilogram. (4.8% to 5.7%). This only applies to tin.
* 7/10/1855 Marcus Mitchell is born.

### 1860

* Yellowport wishes to join Cevania despite the temporal paradox preventing them from doing so through virtue of non-existence. Is this the grandfather's paradox? If Yellowport joined Cevania in 1860, they would never have been founded in 1864, but they could not have been founded in 1864 if they had never joined Cevania in 1860. Woe is me and the logical recesses of my well-degenerated brain.
* The Lowlands breaks all ties with the Fairfax tribes to the north of Peninsular Lowlandia due to tensions.
* Cevania offers to trade Gams for a monthly shipment of bananas. This offer was screamed into the void where a non-existent entity would stretch out its immaterial, fictitious and completely arse-pulled hand and cease to exist before it could even exist. Nobody took up Cevania's offer.
* Furion celebrates the new year.
* The Lowlands has made a change to an article of Lowlandian law. The law is as follows:

> **"Article 5 - Human Rights"**
> "Every individual has the rights to their own opinion, labour, freedom of speech, religion, nutrition (food and drinks), shelter, education and off-time. Inhibition of any of said rights, with the exception of freedom of speech and own opinion, will lead to the shutting down of private establishments and the perpetrators shall be penalized."
>
>

* Cevania creates a new law that will protect the rights of citizens and natives. It is not yet expanded upon.
* Cevania offers to establish a trade pact or a 'commercial thing' with the Lowlands but the Lowlands had not answered definitely.
* Cevanian explorers travel to a large island west of the Cevanian mainland and are expected to arrive in 15 IRL minutes adjusted for in-game time dilation. It seems that it was effectively agreed to though.
* Mialyn Damazy is born.

### 1861

* The Kingdom of Raakut recognises the independence of the Exclave.
* Connor Zimmerman is born in Furion.
* Marcus, future husband of Cecily Meyer, is born in Furion. This was an error, I am keeping it here for the sake of it but know that this is inaccurate.

### 1863

* The United Kingdom of the Lowlands declares war on the Fairfax Tribes. This is due to the Fairfax Tribes assaulting local Lowlandians, racism, funding of rebels, cargo seizing, illegal crossings and theft.
* Battle of the South:

The Fairfax Tribes commit 8500 units with 8000 infantry, 3 light cannons and 497 cavalry units. They possess a singular mobile fighting apparatus vehicle for their navy with 2 cannons.

The Lowlands has 5000 units committed with 3000 elite infantry, 1500 light infantry, 34 cannons, 5 roundshot howitzers, 1 heavy howitzer, 460 cavalry with 300 light cavalry and 160 heavy cavalry. Their naval deployment consists of 3 fighter ships (3 cannons. 2 on the sides with 1 at the bow), 1 mobile fighting apparatus (2 cannons) and a battleship (8 cannons, 2 heavy howitzers).

The battle took place across 40km of land and was fought in Surplex (Fairfax), Capelle (Lowlands) and Metrorol (Lowlands).

* Lowlandian reinforcements arrive in droves and the Lowlands employs a two-pronged attack up the Fairfax River and the Hills Highways System but are halted quickly.
* Cevania launches its first military exercise to try out new strategies for defensive and offensive combat.
* The Lowlands conducts naval shelling which affects multiple Fairfax coastal cities and forces the tribes into submission. The Lowlands occupies most of the tribe and keeps the rest as rump states.
* Maria Zimmerman is born in Furion.

### 1864

* Yellowport was founded in Cevania as a small mining territory. It is home to the largest mining company in Cevania.
* The Lowlander Fold is discovered in the Lowlands within the Great Low Plain (Peninsular Lowlandia), it was found by locals and it is estimated that there are 12.500 Lowlander Folds in the wild.
* The Scorchland Scorpion was discovered in Cevania within the Scorchlands by a gold miner who was unfortunately stung by it and died as a result of its venomous sting. There are an estimated 15k Scorchland Scorpions in the wild.
* Cevania attempts to offer gold for ferric wood from the Lowlands but is declined due to a lack of demand for gold within the Lowlands.
* The Lowlands heavily invests in education. Lowlandian public schools (College and Higher Schools) are also free. This does not affect private schools.
* Cevanian explorers headed westward discover peaceful natives known as the Tebetoran Tribe.
* The Lowlands invests heavily in railway networks and has begun building train tracks in the middle of roads to help citizens access more parts of the country. The Lowlandian government plans to connect every building by train. Wish them luck.
* Cevania has begun efforts to decipher the Tebetorian language.
* Furion begins building a railway to connect their eastern cities to their western regions.
* Tebetoros offers Cevania a trade deal, offering iron for gold which Cevania accepts.
* Cevania sends 50 tons of gold for 75 tons of iron.
* Maximus Zimmerman is born in Furion.
* Olivet Kazala is born in Central Gazala.
* Emile Damazy's supposed birthdate, doesn't fit the timeline though, maybe a misinput?
* The first prototype of a car was invented in the Exclave.

### 1865

* The United Kingdom of the Lowlands holds a national election. Democratie in het lage land (Liberal) received a 1% vote. Vrijheid Eco (Communist) received a 0.5% vote. PvdA, partij voor den arbeid (Democratic Socialist) received an 88.5% vote. Libertaars Conservatief (Christian Democratic) received a 10% vote.
* A hostage crisis occurs in a steel factory and a neighbouring hardware store. The suspects are armed with a colt revolver which was likely imported from the Fairfax Tribes.
* Cevania begins work on the "Rock Island Railway" and it will stretch from Yellowport to Dodger, Mitchellville.
* Cevania increases its naval presence along it borders to deter pirate attacks.
* The Exclave is established.
* IACR-418 (Jerry) is discovered in the Exclave by its borders. There are an unknown amount of these creatures in the wild but they were noted to be highly dangerous due to their memetic and hypnotic capabilities.
* The Voidisqe Fold is discovered across the edges of Alluvion by using the central islands as a centrepiece. There were approximately 2500 of them noted.
* The Alacran Union is established.
* Raakut is established.
* Cevania discovers that Furian and Fairfax pirates had been intercepting their shipments.
* Cevania welcomes Raakut and the Alacran Union to Alluvion as newly formed states.
* Cevania reviews a proposed migration treaty from Tebetoros.
* The Lowlands shuts down a major police department in Highlands City after evidence of major corruption is uncovered. The department's chief will be put on trial for treason and threatening democracy.
* The Cevanian senate votes with 89 People's Party of Cevania senators voting 'Yes' and 11 Fascist Party of Cevania senators voting 'No'.
* The Tebetorans inform Cevania that they worship a deity known as the "Slark". Cevania responds with, "It's complicated" when the tribe inquired about their religion.
* Cevania completely bans the use of nicotine and sentences any smugglers or users to 3 months in jail.
* The Lowlandian coastal guard intercepts an illegal shipment attempting to export iron.
* Cevania informs the Tebeorans about their atheism and are surprised at the lack of hatred.
* Cevanian police units in Dodger bust an illegal black market meeting, 49 were arrested.
* In the Lowlands, a large explosion was heard near the Highlands-Ijssel railway connection at hectometer board 47.
* In the Lowlands, a man named "SkyDoesMinecraft" was arrested for pedophilia and domestic abuse despite the odd name and the fact that it's 1865, a whole century and a near half before the establishment of the game "Minecraft".
* Cevania discovers a strange bipedal creature walking alongside the base of Mount Haven. Witnesses describe it as a 8.5 feet tall creature and a mix between a dog and a human.
* Gunther Kazala is born in Central Gazala.
* Cecilia Damazy is born.
* A Fairfax fighter ship was spotted off the coast of Cevania, apparently refueling.
* Lowlandian policemen uncover the cause of the mysterious explosion. They had not revealed the cause but had raised the terrorism alert from 2 to 4.
* The Fascist Party of Cevania pushes for an aggressive confrontation against the Fairfaxian fighter ship.
* Tebetoros confides their fear of invasion to Cevania.
* A small infection spreads in Leeuwarden, Southern Lowlandia (Not peninsular) wth 311 out of 100.001 inhabitants infected.
* Cevania closes its borders to the Lowlands. The closure is eventually extended to every nation.
* Tebetoros requests that Cevania protect them from danger.
* The Lowlands put the world on alert. The country is under a full lockdown and a quarantine of 14 days to export or import goods from and to the nation is declared. Vacations are banned unless the tourist in question is headed for or from the Peninsular Lowlands.
* The Alacranian Central Government has declared that all tourists visiting the country take 3 tests 5 days apart from each other for the disease named "Laton's Warth" (sic).
* Cevania issues a total ban on travel to and from the Lowlands,
* The Alacran Union declares that its borders will be closed as incoming carriages may contain Lanton's Wrath (sic).
* Cevania offers money to the Alacran for scrabs. They successfully purchase 100 scrabs for 110 Alivans and 220 Gams. The shipments were due to arrive within the span of 4 hours.
* The Lowlands asks if anyone is selling repeating rifles and Cevania offers to sell some. The Lowlands requests 3000 repeating rifles and Cevania offers them at a price of 1000 Cevanian Dollars per unit. The Lowlands pays a total of 2.6m Euros in terms due to their low treasury and allows the Cevanians to keep a portion of the Lowlandian navy for insurance until the debt is paid off. They eventually offer to pay a total of 500.000 Euros per term (4 months). Thus, ships with 500k Euros and 7 of their largest naval ships are sent to Cevania from infection-free zones.
* The Lowlands declares the 'War on Piracy'. A 3000 soldiers were hired for 60 months and if necessary, another 36 months to board disguised merchant vessels containing munitions and cannons. These would be armed with Henry repeater rifles given by Cevania with powerful buckshot cannons to deter and eliminate pirates.
* The Lowlands disassembles one Henry repeating rifle, making improvements and shipping the blueprints to factories for mass-production.
* Cevania presents a treaty that no country (including Cevania) may claim land on the island of Tebetoros. This was requested by the Tebetoran Tribe.
* Travel Log 1 in the Exclave is discovered.
* Log 2 in the Exclave is discovered.
* Raakut establishes safety measures to protect workers and all children aged 4-16 are required to be in schools. King Rujaak also plans to reduce the poverty in Raakut by increasing wages and improving infrastructure.
* Small Cholera outbreaks begin spreading in many towns and cities in Raakut due to poor living conditions.
* 9 people mysteriously disappear in Haven, the CFP had begun investigations.
* The people who disappeared in Haven were discovered in an E.G.G base in the Exclave within the Backrooms on level 0. They were allowed to join a research mission and were treated well.
* Log #2 in the Exclave was discovered some meta stuff.
* The Cevanian investigations end.
* Entity VI: The Sentient Ladders is discovered in the Exclave with a healthy population of 62k in the wild around Void Island.
* Cevania makes contact with the dog-human creatures and has begun to call them "Porbs". These "Porbs" would grow to be one of the most beloved and despised groups in Alluvion, all at once.
* Log #[REDACTED] was discovered in the Exclave, it pertains to the taming of an individual of Entity VI: The Sentient Ladders.
* Lowlandian police have launched a search and rescue campaign for a lost man known as 'Marques', an immigrant from the Fairfax who was last seen with maroon clothes and green pants.
* The Tigaa was discovered in Raakut with a little over 12k in the wild.
* An IACR entry for the Porb is set up with an unknown amount of them discovered in Mount Haven's base and caves, Cevania.
* Due to pirate raids, Furion begins work on a small navy, using newly made steam engines instead of wooden vessels.
* Cevania plans a raid on a known pirate outpost.
* The Lowlandian government announces that the release of the "Winchester MK2-65" repeater rifle, an upgrade of the Henry repeater rifle with a 5 bullet capacity, a faster reloading time and a sturdier steel coil in contrast to the iron variant in its predecessor with a 28% smaller stock and 4% smaller barrel and small protrusions used as scopes.
* Tebetorans will be joining the Cevanian raid.
* The Lowlands announces plans for a MK3 rifle although it is not ready for production for another year or 2.
* Furion prepares its forces to launch an invasion to its western regions for territorial expansion. Furion wants all nations to make an oath of non-intervention.
* Furion declares war on the Central Gazalan Confederation to unify all Gazalan peoples under one country. Furion uses its new railroad to move troops to the frontlines.
* The Raakutian naval port in the city of Zerv was attacked by Safygaa separatists. 3 trade ships and a transport ship were badly damaged with 9 fatalities and 38 injuried. Stolen military equipment was employed in the attack.
* The Alacran Central Government formulates a new cinnamon roll recipe which has been described as "La futuros nuevo sabor" (The future's new taste). They are willing to sell it for 90 Alivans to spread the Alacran identity.
* Cevania purchases the Alacranian cinnamon roll recipe for 198 CVD (Cevanian Dollars).
* Furion purchases the Alacranian cinnamon roll recipe for 396 Panzercoins.
* A Lowlandian train carrying 2000 vaccines for smallpox to a hospital was blown up by anti-vaxxers. The Karen Coupon Management's leader was arrested and was placed on trial for murder, manslaughter, attempted derailment, treason, terrorism, attacks on the safety of the state and inhibiting basic human rights.
* Raakut purchases the Alacranian cinnamon roll recipe for 50 Ruks.
* The Lowlands purchases the Alacranian cinnamon roll recipe for 117 euros.
* 1k Porb soldiers are inducted into the Cevanian military. Cool.
* The Lowlands holds a referendum on whether it should incorporate the rest of the Fairfax tribes into the Lowlands. A majority votes "Yes".
* The United Territories of Cevania declares war on the Southern Alluvion Pirates to get rid of the threat they pose and as an invasion in general.
* King Rujaak urges other nations to not interfere with the internal conflicts occuring within Safygaan (Southern Raakut).
* The Alacran Central Government opens up the Alacran Union now that Laton's Wrath is under control. This has also re-enabled the exporting of goods such as cinnamon rolls, crabs, lobsters and white rice.
* The Safygaan flag is removed from the flag of Raakut.
* A flood of low severity occurs in the Alacran Union.
* The Alacran Central Government develops steam boats with improved cannons and steel plating to fight off pirates. Several names were thought of but none were decided.
* The Lowlands makes plans to take over the entire peninsula.
* The Lowlands and Cevania begin building ties with the Exclave.
* The Exclave begins hiring sentient ladders for their embassy workforces.
* A Lowlandian train transporting a solution of methanol and ethanol for sanitary needs in Leeuwarden was lit on fire which resulted in dangerous fumes. No fatalities were reported but 17 people were transported to a clinic for checkups.
* First known photograph of a Sentient Ladder taken.
* The Lowlands launches a war on terror, calling upon 100.000 veterans, soldiers who had received advanced training and reservists to end terrorism. They are armed with Winchester MK2-85 rifles due to a large surplus.
* The Lowlands publishes a document instructing readers on the methods and means of raising and handling a Lowlander cat. Exports of Lowlander cats to other countries begin.
* A log that was not serialised was discovered in the Exclave pertaining to an unknown individual communicating with the entity known as "Jerry", they discuss the interbreeding of Lowlander cats and the Voidisqe.
* Cevania domesticates the Cevanian Icejaks.
* The Exclave offers to trade a fertile female for Marques.
* King Rujaak claims to spot a Lowlandian fold, he was informed by the Lowlands that he probably saw a Higherlander fold instead.
* Cevania offers to sell some Cevanian Icejaks. The Lowlands offers 1 Icejak for 1 Highlander fold.
* The Exclave offers a mating pair of Voidesque folds for Highlander folds to the Lowlands. Almond water is also given to the Lowlands for maintenance. This was done to observe if the two species could interbreed.
* The Alacran Central Government announces the beginning of a railroad project that will connect the whole planet to unite the world utilising trade deals. However, permission from other nations is required as it would be built on their land.
* Safygaan have been spotted using submarines to attack Raakutian ships. Raakut establishes a prototype of the military submarine but this requires more steel.
* Entity IX: bœt ray was discovered in the Exclave near the southern coast of Void Island.
* The Lowlands rejects the Alacran Union's offer to build railways in their soil.
* The Lowlands and the Exlave agree to perform their Voidesque and Highlander Fold interbreeding experiment.
* Raakut requests to purchase steel from the Alacran Union amounting to 20 units which costs 460 Alivans.
* The Lowlands strivs to establish its own railway network to adapt to its own needs.
* Furion delays its invasions for meta laziness reasons.
* Raakut sends 253 ruks to the Alacran Union for 20 units of steel. The Lowlands comments on this.
* Cevania begins the invasion of the pirate outpost. 5k men were carried by their naval fleet towards the outpost.
* The Lowlands finally ceases preparations after 6 days for 14.000 extra soldiers to add to the current 20.000 active troops. Both genders from 18-23 were placed in mandatory military service for an extra 400.000 to add to the reserves. This draft was severely hindered.
* The Alacran Central Government increases its naval presence in its nearby water due to frequent pirate attacks. All naval ships passing by in Alacran waters must be unarmed barring another nation's military personnel regardless of civilian status.
* Log #3 was discovered in the Exclave concerning the Alacran railway plans with 2 diplomats discussing their fear of Alacran expansion.
* Cevania discovers that there were only 75 pirates within the outpost which had operated as a control centre for local pirates.
* Cevania crushes the pirate outpost like a BFG9000 to a zombieman.
* The Alacran Central Government loosens their naval presence after hearing of Cevania's recent invasion of the pirate outposts.
* The Exclave offers to go on a species discovery mission with Cevania. The Exclave will be providing nautical equipment for them to explore the caves in the Scorchlands.
* The Exclave researches the ladder carriage to be pulled by sentient ladders for the Scorchlands mission. 4 heat-resistant nonhuman entities and 1 human coach consist the Exclavian explorer crew.
* A station with refreshments was set up at the Scorchlands cave entrance. The Exclave brought multiple gallons of almond water for hydration purposes.
* Log MX was made by the Exclavian explorer crew describing their excitement and plans before arriving at the Cevanian bay.
* A Cevanian representative offers to shake the hand of the Exclavian explorer known as Firestick 2. It is highly likely that his hand suffered minor burns at minimum and severe burns at maximum. The explorers trek over Mount Haven in North Eastern Haven to enter Yellowport before asking the locals the whereabouts of the caves.
* A Yellowport local warns the Exclavian explorer group to not bother any Porbs seen. A photo of a Porb is shown, despite my position as an objective reporter, I dare say at the risk of my career that any nation not granting Porbs rights are perfectly justified.
* Bandits assault the Exclavian explorer group, they are killed when one of them points the gun backwards. Possible memetic attack? The Other bandits teleport away and the supposed deceased bandit gets up and lunges towards Firestick 2 despite his lack of a head. Firestick 2 shoots fire from its mouth but the bandit survives, the bandit's head grows back and he teleports in front of the escaping carriage but was run over. The bandit gives up the chase.
* The Exclavian explorer group arrives at the cave and meets the Cevanian explorer group.
* Entity X, a blue creature resembling a spider was discovered by the Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group.
* Chaotistan is established.
* The Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group discovers a giant worm made out of rock. The worm is revealed to be capable of speech and was claims to be taught by "Jerry".
* The Alacran Union changes the name of its news source into "Alano" to fit the Alacran identity.
* The Alacran Union Central Government is renamed to "El Gobierno Central". It also scraps the world railroad project for a local railroad that will encompass the Alacran Union and other nations wishing to join.
* Furion launches the invasion of Central Gazala. The Furion centre launched a frontal attack on Central Gazalan lines but were repulsed with heavy losses. Furion eventually decided to switch to bombardment before the Krepzin Militia and Regulars broke their ranks and attemptd to seize Furian cannons. The Furian cavalry, hidden in the forest, emerge to launch an assault on the flanks of the Central Gazalan forces and the Krepzin Milita breaks its ranks, allowing Furian forces to seize a town where the remaining Central Gazalan troops withdraw.
* The bandit now a headless zombie, teleports into the cave, floating ahead of the Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group. They flee and the worm creature follows them.
* Cevania offers to allow Alacran railroads to pass through Cevanian territory.
* A goblin-like creature jumps on one of the Exclavian explorer's back and he falls over whilst the goblin had begun to burn. Firestick 3, the explorer in question, would later report that the creature seemed to enjoy the burning. The creature eventually expired.
* The Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group makes a turn once they reach the entrance and discovers several luminescent crystals. They eventually note that the crystals were moving and investigate. They discover that the crystals were a type of creature that produced a howl similar to that of a beagle. They eventually feed the creature a small blue crystal which provocated the creature, it would eventually calm down when they offered it a piece of grass.
* Safygaan surrenders with a total of 2683 casualties and 3 ships destroyed. Kuuh and Zerv within Raakut were severely damaged in the war.
* The Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group tame the crystalline creatures with a spoon of almond water.
* Entity X was discovered by the Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group in the Scorchlands caves. There are an unknown amount of them.
* The Necros were discovered by the Exclavian explorer group en route to the Scorchlands and later encountered again by the Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group within the Scorchlands caves. There are possibly billions of these undead creatures although they are rather rare to encounter despite their numbers. How the hell is that even possible and these bloody wankers are a bloody ticking time bomb, I tell you.
* The Rockworms were discovered by the Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group in the Scorchlands caves. There are approximately 2k - 6k of them in the wild.
* The IACR entry for the Firesticks is inputted by the Exclave. There are approximately 2,1k of them known.
* The Crystalline was discovered by the Exclavian-Cevanian explorer group within the Scorchlands caves. There are approximately 15k of them in the caves.
* Zurion Crystals are discovered through the discovery of the Crystalline.
* Cevania forms a colony of Crystallines in Yellowport and extreme precautions and anti-trading laws issued concerning Crystallines barring the Exclave.
* The United Territories of Cevania and The Exclave form an alliance known as "The Exclavanian Alliance" on 13/12/1865. It is also known as the Exclavian-Cevanian Alliance.
* Soldiers from the Exclave and Cevania are deployed to the Scorchlands caves to launch an exploration. They battle a winged creature which kills one of them, but they kill it afterwards.
* Porbs are now considered citizens of Cevania.
* El Gobierno Central celebrates a mysterious photograph that was found on Statesman Jose's desk, despite resembling a screenshot of a smartphone in the 21st century in a completely different universe. The Statesman seemed unusually gleeful at it, he's a time-traveller, I am fucking calling it. Prove me wrong.
* Cevania orders active research on the winged creatures spotted in the Scorchlands cave.
* Alliance log was made by an EGG agent in the Exclave. It simply declares the Cevanians as allies.
* Furion defeats Central Gazala at the Battle of Krepzin.
* Log #4 was made in the Exclave by an EGG representative who discusses plans to build an embassy in Furion.
* Matthew Runkaili, The president of EGG, announces, "This is for the sake of our nation, for the sake of national security, for the sake of recognition as a country.". This was made in conjunction with the EGG's efforts to increase the Exclave's population.
* The Alacran Union supports the Exclave's decision to increase its population citing national identity promotion.
* Cevania starts a program to train Porbs to become soldiers.
* The Scrab is inputted as an IACR entry. There are approximately 528k Scrabs in the wild.
* The Exclave offers to sell almond water to Cevania in exchange for money or Icejaks. The Exclave also offers walnut milk. They eventually settle on 32 Icejaks for 100 gallons of walnut milk.
* The Alacran Union declassifies its military size files. Geography files are still classified though.
* Log #[REDACTED] is discovered in the Exclave. It describes two unknown individuals detailing their excitement for an unknown reason.
* Furion offers to trade raw materials for Scrabs. Cevania responds despite their lack of Scrabs, they offer Porb workers in return. Cevania offers Rockworms instead which Furion accepts due to Porbs being considered nonhuman in Furion. Furion offers 10 tons of teal stone for 10 Rockworms.
* King Rujaak increases spending on investments and infrastructure to improve the Raakutian economy and increase the population to improve Raakut's state. Their growth is limited due to their cold temperatures.
* Cevania offers Zurion crystals for Scrabs to the Alacran Union. The Alacran Union requests 800lbs of Zurion crystals for 23.000 Scrabs.
* Furion offers 5.000 helmets for 30.000 Scrabs to the Alacran Union which is accepted.
* The Alacran Union offers to collaborate with Furion in religious issues due to the rising popularity of Poletism in Furion.
* Log #8 is discovered in the Exclave detailing a discussion in the Exclavian foreign relations office. It details a Alacran missionary providing a pamphlet to an Exclavian official concerning Jera of Poletist belief.
* The Alacran Union establishes a collaborative project with Furion to build Poletist churches within each other's territories. This project is expected to begin in 1867 and end in 1872.
* Cevania trains the first Porb soldiers. Until aforementioned Porb shot at the Excavian embassy and was ordered to drop its gun.
* The Sana Flowers are discovered. There are approximately 1,2m of them in the wild.
* The Deathlings are discovered by Cevanian soldiers. There are an unknown number of them in the wild.
* The Lowlands reaches its goals of 100.000 reserves with 30.000 active soldiers. Due to supply issues, conscription is halted.
* The Lowlands is trading iron for copper.
* The Alacran Union declassifies all files regarding the Alacran military size to the public.
* Cevania offers to research the Sana Flowers with the Exclave in a joint-research programme.
* The Alacran Union unveils a new ship class design, "Burto". It is made of Zurion crystal steel capable of withstanding 85mm cannons and posseses 20mm guns. It is a heavy cruiser.
* 3/9/1865 Battle of Grunwyr. Furion vs Central Gazalan Confederation,
* The September Campaign. Furion launches a wide assault on Central Gazalan territory and manages to capture Kazala through converging armies.
* Furian Forces advance from Krepzin to launch attacks on the town of Grunwyr but are repulsed after 2 hours of combat. Furian cavalry eventually find a weak spot in the enemy lines, the left flank of the Central Gazalan armies, which is held by poorly trained militia from the neighbouring Ottmarsh hamlet. Furian cavalry routs Central Gazalan forces and advances on a dusty path to the town of Grunwyr before seizing it from the side and attacking the Central Gazalans from the rear. This breaks the Central Gazalan army and many are taken as P.O.Ws.
* William Damazy is born. He gets to be born after Furion fucks the Central Gazalan Confederation up the arse.
* The Lowlands declares war on Piracy, citing piracy as a Casus Belli.
* Battle of the bays between the Fairfax Pirate Union with 300 pirates, 12 schooner ships armed with small cannons against the United Kingdom of the Lowlands with 800 marines and 40 fighting ships armed with heavy cannons and howitzers.
* 16/9/1865 The seige of the city of Kazala begins.
* 14/12/1865 Kazala surrenders and peace was signed on 15/12/1865 between Furion and the Central Gazalan Confederacy. Furion suffered 8912 fatalities, 13.234 wounded and 126 missing.

### 1866

* The Alacran Union formally recognises Chaotistan but has denounced the lack of common rule and religion. "We're willing to recognise and trade with them but we want to make it clear we do not support their near anarchist ideology." - Statesman Jose.
* The United Territories of Cevania formally recognises Chaotistan as a nation despite its wariness and is only willing to trade with them.
* Raakut recognises the independence and the sovereignty of the Exclave.
* The Safygaan peoples have been integrated as Raaks and are no longer a minority in Raakut.
* Furion recognises Chaotistan as a nation but is wary of it.
* Furion prioritises the unification of all Gazalan peoples.
* Cevania condemns Furion's actions.
* Cilla Zimmerman is born in Furion.
* The Exclave announces its condemnation of abortion and will remain allies of Cevania.
* The Exclave announces its pleasure to be recognised by its former colonial overseer, Raakut.
* The Exclave agrees to join Furion and the Alacran Union's church-building project. This has extended the end year of the project to 1874 instead of 1872.
* Furion declares that each town and city in both Furion and the Alacran Union will have at least 1 church.
* gov log has been discovered in the Exclave. It simply states that the construction of several churches which follow the Poletist religion have been ordered.
* The Alacran Union's rate of noclipping has reduced from 71nc/y to 19nc/y.
* Cevania announces the creation of the .58 Springfield Model 1866 with a limit of 500 guns which can be sold to every nation.
* The Chaos Emblem Army was formed by numerous Chaon militia forming together. Opposing militia groups still exist.
* Cevania offers to sell some .58 Springfield Model 1866s to the Alacran Union who buys all 500 of them. They sell them for 2000 CVD a unit and thus, 1m CVD was required for all 500 .58 Springfield Model 1866s. The Alacran Union paid 550k Alivans for 500 .58 Springfield Model 1866s.
* The Lowlands designs the MK3-86, a bolt-action rifle which holds 10 rounds. It uses brass and steel instead of iron and uses redwood housing sourced from the redwood forests within the Highlands. It features hip supports and a longer barrel and has been made the standard-issue gun of the Lowlands.
* The Chaos Emblem Army begins mass advertising campaigns to recruit soldiers and supporters and assassinates its rivals.
* Log 8 has been discovered in the Exclave. It consists of a single statement that the Exclave is expanding its territory to take over Void Island in its entirety. It also details how there are no tribes in Void Island to oppose the Exclave but environmental challenges would still be an issue for expansion.
* The Cevanian president was reported to state, "What the fuck" after hearing about the events in Chaotistan and ordered the severing of all border access with Chaotistan.
* The Lowlands condemns Chaotistan and breaks all formal ties whilst drafting its military.
* Alice is born to John Meyer in Furion.
* Chaotistan is now a dictatorship. Chaotistan saw a slight economic improvement of 0.1% and the expansion of its army. The borders of Chaotistan are fortified.
* The Exclave condemns Chaotistan's actions and places sanctions on them while closing their borders to them.
* The Lowlandian government launches full sanctions towards Chaotistan and enforces EEZ enforcement. Any Chaon ships in the Lowlandian EEZ, civilian or otherwise, are forced out or sunk.
* Cevania places sanctions on Chaotistan.
* The Lowlands forms the Coalition League to condemn Chaotistan. Countries that join are required to be stable.
* A severe earthquake struck the west coast of Void Island, killing 48 explorers and injuring 1600 with varying degrees of severity. Medical help was dispatched by the Exclave.
* The Exclave claims the territory to its south without issue due to a lack of weather events.
* The Lowlands places all politicians and important people under guard consisting of multiple police carriages with EMS personnel. Each city receives 1 soldier for every 1000 citizens and 1 cannon for every 10.000 citizens.
* The Exclave expands to seize all of Void Island.
* A strange gas is emitted from the ocean. Breathing it in results in the victim suffering from a drug high, vomiting and diarrhoea.
* The Lowlands blockades the entire Highlander Bay from Chaon access using its navy.
* The Exclave expands southwards.
* Cevania asks the Exclave if it would like to join the Coalition League but the Exclave states that it was not recognised by the Lowlands and thus, could not join the Coalition League.
* The Alacran Union promises to make no statements on recent events in Chaotistan.
* The Lowlands assures the Exclave that it is recognised and is thus, eligible to join the Coalition League.
* The Exclave joins the Coalition League.
* Cevania requires every politicians to have at least 5 soldier bodyguards.
* Cevania forms 2 organisations, the Cevanian Animal Protection Organization which protects wildlife and the United Territories Health Agency which researches threats to life and finds the means to counter aforementioned threats.
* The Chaos Emblem Army claims the rest of the island Chaotistan is stationed on. This increases the morale of the Chaon populace and weapon production within Chaotistan increases. The Chaon army expands and the Chaon's worth increases to $0.20 USD.
* Alacran citizens report massive supercells in the skies with rising heat and heavy rain which has resulted in a "Tornado Watch" issued by the El Gobierno Central for the southern half of the Alacran Union while the central and northern thirds are under a "Tornado Warning".
* BloogaVille is established.
* Cevania issues a tornado watch in Haven as a precaution.
* The Exclave is the first nation to recognise BloogaVille although they condemns its anarchist practices.
* The Chaos Emblem Army places reconnaissance ships and planes around its island in response to sanctions. A zone of 50km around the island is guarded and any unauthorised ships or planes entering the zone are targeted. Chaotistan declares that any nation consistently violating the zone would be considered an act of war.
* Chaotistan hires Eugenicists.
* The Chaotic worshipper army drastically rises in numbers.
* The ChikaWikaPika is discovered by BloogaVille with 6 in the wild. It is unclear if the person who reported or sighted them survived.
* Cevania closes its borders to BloogaVille.
* The Lowlands offers a higher salary to those who join the military voluntarily. Specialised training and the development of higher-tech gendarmerie and paramilitary units are established.
* The Lowlands enacts a policy of "Guerilla Enforcement" to call upon its civilian population to assist during a war.
* Chaotistan conscripts 10k men and increases its military budget to produce more equipment and naval vessels and equipment.
* The Chaos Emblem Army banishes all Lowlandian descendants from Chaotistan.
* The Chaos Emblem Army sets water mines surrounding Chaotistan and has begun an aggressive recruitment campaign for the CEA.
* The Exclave declares its endonym for Chaotistan as "North Korean". What? What the hell is a Korea were they high on something?
* The Alacran Union denounces all nations participating in the Chaotistan Crisis. The Statesman asks, "Porque van peleando? Porque no puedemos hablar esto como gente normal?" ("Why are you all fighting? Why can't you all talk this out like normal people?").
* The Alacran Union states that it will remain neutral in the Chaotistan Crisis.
* The EGG notes a small influx of Chaons no-clipping into level 2 of the Exclave. They are dealt with due to the defences the Exclave had set up.
* Cevanians protest the possible conflict with Chaotistan.
* The Chaos Emblem Army forms an alliance with Chaos Worshippers to increase eugenics research.
* King Rujaak announces that any and all events outside Raakut's borders are irrevelant and the kingdom will not be involved in foreign affairs.
* Cevania offers to conduct military exercises with the Lowlands.
* The Chaos Emblem Army eliminates any Lowlandians not removed.
* A whistleblower in the Alacran Union named Partei Masalene leaked a document detailing a conversation between 3 advisors and Statesman Jose. In it, the people in question had discussed the possibility of Chaotistan harming the Alacran Union if they do not intervene which segued into talks of reaping the benefits of the Lowlands and Chaotistan going to war such as the promotion of Poletism and a new ally gained. It is unknown what happened to Partei Masalene after the leak.
* The Exclave rates the leaked document from the Alacran Union as "Highly Positive".
* The Lowlands condemns Chaotistan for the Lowlandian genocides.
* The CEA hears of the leaked Alacranian document and exports numerous people from the Farmer's Chaos Guild (FCG) to the north of Lowlandia.
* The Farmer's Chaos Guild persuades many people to join them.
* The Lowlands issues a full draft for people aged 18-29 and overclocks factories.
* The Lowlands invests heavily into gatling guns.
* The Farmer's Chaos Guild increases rapidly in numbers. Weapon production in Chaotistan breaks records and the Chaos Emblem Army doubles in size.
* The Lowlands recedes its recognition of Chaotistan as a nation and has banned its flag as use as decorations.
* The Lowlands begins increasing the production of Ironclads drastically.
* The majority of the small tribes north of the Lowlands are members of the Farmer's Chaos Guild.
* The Lowlands enforces strict rationing laws.
* The Lowlands considered the conversion of the tribes as an act of aggression and prepared for an invasion of the northern tribes.
* Cevania orders any Chaonic ships passing by to turn around or face consequences.
* The Farmer's Chaos Guild advances south and enters the outskirts of Lowlandia hiding in villages. The Chaos Emblem Army claims the southern part of the island northwest of Chaotistan due to the exhaustion of their main island's metal deposits.
* A Farmer's Chaos Guild flag is spotted in the outskirts of Lowlandia.
* The Exclave recedes its recognition of Chaotistan.
* Cevania recedes its recognition of Chaotistan.
* Chaotistan converts the majority of its cargo ships for military purposes due to reduced trading.
* Cevania asks the Lowlands for a trade concerning Gatling guns but IRL timezoning screws that up the arse.
* An Alacran whistleblower named Sureni Jorelo leaks a document detailing another conversation between Statesman Jose and all his advisors. They discuss the possibility of promoting 'anything' with the Lowlands and Chaotistan at war. Ironically, Statesman Jose mentions the prior leaking of their meeting and talks about their chances to strategise while mentioning that the current meeting might be leaked. An advisor proposes a propaganda campaign which Jose vehemently rejects and he proposes waiting to determine the winner. They show a positive preference for the Lowlands and eventually end the meeting with Jose ordering factories to produce more cinnamon rolls to be promoted.
* Chaotistan reveals that they made a mistake in their declarations of planes, correcting it to "Sail".
* The Chaos Emblem Army appeals publicly to Sureni Jorelo that they will pay them the equivalent of 1m Euros if they work for them, citing that they will get them any equipment they need.
* The Lowlands attempts to de-escalate the situation by allowing Chaon ships to sail through the majority of the Lowlandian EEZ, recognising Chaotistan as a nation again, lift all sanctions barring copper and iron and remove its naval presence from the Bay of Lowlandia if Chaotistan removes its presence from the tribes above the Lowlands.
* Raakut opens its borders to refugees.
* Chaotistan agrees to the Lowlands truce on the condition that the Lowlands does not make any public opinions on Chaotistan again.
* Sureni Jorelo leaks a document detailing Statesman Jose having a breakdown and screaming about the leaking of the cinnamon roll plans. He emphasises that they were top secret before threatening to fire the entire Alacran cabinet if the whistleblowers are not found.
* Chaotistan withdraws the Farmer's Chaos Guild from northern Lowlandia, limiting its military presence to its own territory.
* Chaotistan sends a message to Sureni Jorela publicly that their offer still stans while emphasising that their lack of plans to invade any nation, with a noticeably "yet", and the fact that Sureni would be wealthy should he work for them.
* The Alacran Union locates and arrests whistleblowers Partei Masalene and Sureni Jorelo. Both were charged with treason and the leaking of classified documents. Their trial was set to happen in November.
* Statesman Jose Castellanos of the Alacran Union states, "Look, I don't care about my leaked plans for Chaotistan they can suck my dick for all I care about, it was those GOD DAMN CINNAMON ROLL PLANS. If anything I remember the police chief telling me they found a letter with little old Sureni accepting Chaotistan's offer so if guilty, we're deporting them there"
* Log #9 is discovered in the Exclave. It details interactions between an officer and President Runkaili of the Exclave. Both are discussing that they wish to send an unknown object, implied to be a toxic plant, to an unknown location.
* Cevania lifts all sanctions on Chaotistan and allows Chaonic ships around its borders.
* The growth of the militants and economy remains steady in Chaotistan but the Farmer's Chaos Guild loses most of its followers after the de-escalation of conflict with the Lowlands.
* 19 men go missing on the island of Tebetoros. The Tebetorans claims that they are unsure what happened to the men but claim that a giant holy bird-like beast known as the Wakaatu had awoken from its 30 year sleep. It is highly-likely that Wakaatu had killed or incapicitated the men.
* Cevania offers to trade with Furion again.
* A new political party forms in Cevania known as the Civil Rights Party of Cevania. It believes in giving rights to members of the LGBTQ+ and minority races such as Furians, Exclavians, etc.
* Cevania increases the Senate seat size from 100 to 150 due to the new party.
* Cevania extends its offer of trade to the Alacran Union, requesting steel for experimentation purposes. The Alacran Union offers 600lbs of steel but Cevania wishes to purchase 50lb for 160 Sana Plant seeds. The deal pulls through.
* The Exclave requests 150 Sana Plant seeds and Cevania requests 2 Sentient Ladders. The deal pulls through.
* Cevania experiments with the steel given to it by the Alacran, the experiment is successful but only trusted nations are informed about its nature.
* Cevania opens the first petroleum reserve in eastern Mitchellville.
* Cevania begins producing an unknown redacted object to strengthen its navy.
* The Exclave unveils its flag.
* The Exclave unveils its war flag.
* Cevania tests the weakness of Zurion Crystals using the mysterious ocean gas. It is found that the gas melts any exposed crystals.
* The Nationalist Raakut Party (NRO) gains popularity in Raakut. King Rujaak realises that absolute monarchies are losing popularity.
* Exclavian elections. 92 electoral votes were had for Theodore Masssey (Christian Liberal Party [CLP]), 89 electoral votes were had for Matthew Runkaili (EGG), 40 electoral votes were had for Svart Pinkerton (Jerry Nationalist Order [JNO]), 23 electoral votes were had for Malachai Rujaason (Monarchist Order [MO]).
* Theodore Masssey wins the Exclavian elections.
* El Gobierno Central chooses a new design for its newest flag. 'Con Jera volamos!' is added to it, it means 'With Jera we fly!'.
* Cevania forms the Porb Battalion with 1k Porb soldiers.
* After 5 days of heated drama, the following charges were levied against the following Alacranian whistleblowers. Partei Masalene was found guilty of leaking classified documents and evading the police. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison. Sureni Jorela was found guilty of treason, leaking classified documents, espionage, evading the police and violence against a police officer. He was sentenced to 8 months in a maximum security prison, deportation to Chaotistan with all Alacranian citizienship revoked permanently afterwards.
* A new terrorist militia forms in Mitchellville and holds a family hostage.
* The Exclave discovers that filming pornography results in the individual filming to noclip through the floor. Why is the backrooms so fucking horny.
* The Exclave, with the help of Cevania, develops a secret weapon.
* Due to a lack of standardised names for the moon, Cevania names it 'Athena'.
* Cevania sends the CFP to Eastern Mitchellville to handle rescue and incapicitation/elimination missions.
* The CFP is outnumbered 30 to 37.
* The Exclave sends a militia to aid the CFP equipped with new weapons.
* Cevania recognises Coastania as a territory.
* Exclavian forces flank the terrorists. The CFP distracts them with negotiation attempts.
* Furion announces that any nation wishing to trade with Furion can purchase teal stone, lumber or unprocessed ore for food (Preferably seafood and exotic fruits). They are a people of culture.
* The Lowlands withdraws its navy from the bay of the Lowlands. It also recognises Chaotistan as a nation again and lifts all sanctions except the ones on copper and iron.
* The terrorist milita refer to themselves as the "Dream Stan Army" and their leader refers to himself as "Dream". Possible cult linked to Oneiromancy occultists?.
* The Dream Stan Army refuses negotiations.
* The Lowlands sends military aid to Cevania due to an unexplained distaste for Dream.
* Cevania decides to blow up the building as it determines that the DSA's breaths were disgusting with no regard for the family taken prisoner within. Crikey!
* Witnesses in Yellowport claim that DSA escapees fled to the Alacran Union.
* The United Territories of Cevania celebrates its 100 year anniversary. Parades are held nationwide.
* 46 people in Cevania go missing.
* The Alacran Union locates and arrests approximately 95% of the DSA members that had been terrorising the Lowlands and Cevania. Statesman Jose displays his intent to perform an extensive rehabilitation programme for all captured DSA members to convert them to Poletism. "So yeah, the Alacran Union did do forced conversions." - Unprofessional article writer
* Cevania launches an investigation into the missing 46 Cevanians.
* The Lowlands invests into researching motor engines.
* Cevania invests into military research.
* A whistleblower with an unknown identity leaks another document detailing a conversation between Alacranian Statesman Jose and his advisors. Its contents show Jose's disdain for what is implied to be the Lowlands and Cevania due to their inability to handle the DSA despite their leading the technology industry. They discuss a campaign to help them stop terrorists attacks, the nature of this campaign was not stated and the whistleblower's whereabouts are unknown.
* The Alacran Union announces its funding for the Cevanian and Lowlandian police forces and anti-terrorist groups. "Alacranians would be sad to see the tech giants getting attacked day by day, don't you agree?" - Alacran Statesman Jose
* Cevanian investigators find a large bird and confirm the existence of Wakaatu.
* Dream's stomach size was found.
* The Lowlands bans all Alacran funding and orders their ships to turn around.
* The Lowlands seizes a terrorist ship filled with explosives and weapons.
* The Alacran Union offers 90.000 Alivans a month and 140.000 Alivans a month to the Lowlands and Cevania respectively to aid them against terrorist activity. They decline.
* Cevania requires that every Cevanian owns a revolver.
* Lowlandian authorities interrogate the crew and captain of the terrorist ship and sends them to maximum security custody. The crew were charged for threatening the democratic institutions of the Lowlands and the higher-ups were charged for treason, threatening parliamentary democracy, attacking the Lowlandian state and its safety, attempting to spark fatal unrest and smuggling illegal goods onto Lowlandian soil.
* The CFP establishes a presence in every town in Cevania.
* El Gobierno Central requests a meetup with Nexus and Highland City to negotiate a way to ensure that the money they are attempting to deliver is given to the right people.
* The IACR entry for Wakaatu is inputted. What the fuck is this beast of unholy yet divine monstrous Slarkist proportions?! It is also referred to as the "Holy Guard of Tebetoros" .
* The Alacran Union, Cevania and the Lowlands hold a private meeting.
* El Gobierno Central had most likely negotiated funding both the Lowlands and Cevania to convince them to agree.
* Cevania builds an embassy in Nexus.
* The Alacran Union sends its funding to the CFP directly whilst investing in Lowlandian sectors instead of the government to avoid corruption.
* Cevania locates all the remaining DSA members in Cevania and sentences them to 567 years in prison.
* Dream is still at large and as such, Cevania has placed a 500k CVD bounty of his head. It is currently suspected that he is in the Lowlands.
* Cevania offers some Sana Flowers to the Lowlands and asks the Alacran Union if it wishes to trade.
* Cevania offers 10 tons of Zurion crystals for 800k CVD to the Alacran Union. The deal pulls through.
* Church-building efforts in the Exclave are mostly successful with 2 minor incidents.
* The Exclavian president makes a speech, "to the Poletists, you may now safely worship your god without issues, we will provide the same subsidies that we do to our other religions"
* A whistleblower with an unknown identity leaks a document in the Alacran Union. It details Alacran statesman Jose describing his insecurities and shame. He also describes his plans to start an exploration team to head westward where there is little tribal presence. He hopes that it will allow the Alacran Union to expand and gain recognition.
* El Gobierno Central declares the leaked documents as false. "I don't know why people are faking me being insecure, I'm perfectly fine with my achievements. Like how do you gain >85% popular support without being bold? They don't even have a date or time for this file, THIS could've been years ago!" -Alacran Statesman Jose
* Another document was leaked hastily from the Alacran Union. It details Alacranian Statesman Jose expressing his weariness of the whistleblowers leaking his meetings and thoughts. It seems that he discovers the whistleblower when he locates a camera used for the leaks, he calls for guards to arrest the whistleblower who can be heard cursing.
* A Cevanian politician in Nexus goes missing.
* A document of unknown credibility was leaked detailing what is assumed to be Alacranian Statesman Jose expressing in much detail his intentions to strangle Whistleblower Sureni.
* El Gobierno Central reports its statistics for its church-building project: 60.000 Alivians were spent on Furion, 35.000 Alivans were spent on Cevania and Materials worth 45.000 Alivans were spent on the Exclave.
* The Alacran Union has given 55.000 Alivans to Furion, 50.000 Alivans to Cevania and 75.000 Alivans to the Exclave.

### 1867

* Amelia Zimmerman is born in Furion.
* Nicholas Kazala is born in Central Gazala.
* Prissy is born to Cecily Meyer. Wouldn't her husband Marcus be 6 at this time? What the fuck. Apparently there's a 16 year age gap between her and Marcus. Possible mathematical error? Edit: This was an error. For the sake of error recording, I am keeping the original message here. The error in question is the birthdate of Marcus.
* Duncan Damazy is born. A lot of Furian children like being born in 1867 don't they?
* Justus Damazy is born. Again, 1867 and Furian children.

### 1868

* King Rujaak dies. The RNR Party (Conservative) takes charge of Raakut instead of his heir due to their popularity.
* Ally Damazy is born. They get to be born right after King Rujaaks death, happy birthday!
* Mr. Haame was voted into power in Raakut. Elections will be held every 5 years.
* Cangrejo gives condolences to Al-Raa.
* The Exclaves grieves the loss of Raakut's last king.
* Cevania wishes for King Raakut to rest in piece.
* A document of questionable origin was leaked from the Alacran Union. It details Alacranian statesman Jose talking to 3 advisors. During the meeting, In it, Jose expresses his desire to execute Sureni with a governmental execution while his advisors attempt to reason that the public would be angered and it would be a violation of Poletist Leys.
* Mr. Hamme sends requests to any nations in Alluvion willing to back Raakut in the event of a foreign invasion on their territory.
* The Exclave guarantees Raakut's independence.
* The Exclave produces the Sonicrystal model 16, a Sonic Rifle which shoots specialised crystal ammunition to make a directed sonic wave which can kill enemies up to 1600 ft away if used correctly.
* Richard Meyer is born in Furion.
* Cevania creates a new type of ship named "Zuris", it is equipped with 8 cannons on each side with a Zurion crystal armoured hull.
* Cevania is only willing to sell 5 Zuris.
* The Exclave announces that no-clips to the gun factory require a governmental permit.
* President Hamme shifts Raakut's focus to military spending, especially to the navy due to Raakut's small and limited nation.
* A document was leaked from the Alacran Union. It details a conversation between Alacranian Statesman Jose and all of his advisors. It is unclear if they are the same advisors as shown in previous documents. Jose and his advisors discuss their thoughts on the ranking system the Exclave and Cevania is developing to rate the military capabilities of the nations of Alluvion. Jose ends the discussion with a declaration that he is increasing military production.
* Raakut notes that it would lose more money should it choose to spend more of its budget into the military. However, due to the limited period of heightened military spending, it is not expected to affect the rich treasury full of Ruks.
* The Cevanian president laughts at the leaked Alacran documents, assuring the Alacran Union that they would not invade them.
* El Gobierno Central expresses its thanks to Cevania for not wishing to invade the Alacran Union in the case of a tier list. I can trust that.
* The Alacran Union and Cevania exchange hearts. One of the bloodiest events in history.
* Henrin Kazala is born in Central Gazala.
* Dalia is born to Cecily Meyer.

### 1869

* Landin Zimmerman is born in Furion.
* Probable actual birthdate of Emile Damazy.

### 1870

* Al-Raa is declared the centre of Mustmaa religion and Volokian cultures.
* Several history books were written.
* El Gobierno Central reports: 42 churches were built on Alacranian soil. Furion had given 213.000 Alivans in funding, Cevania had given 187.000 Alivans in funding and the Exclave had given materials worth 176.000 Alivans in funding.
* Furion had given 203.000 Alivans to the Alacran Union.
* Cevania had given 186.000 Alivans to the Alacran Union.
* The Exclave had given 208.000 Alivans to the Alacran Union.
* El Gobierno Central announces that the project was a success as the average church turnout in the Alacran Union has increased from 61% to 72% and at least 132k converting to Poletism in the last decade.
* The Exclave's and Cevania's president decide to play golf together when the Cevanian president expressed his boredom.
* A man by the name of "Don Toretto" was seen harassing people in the streets of Sardonia, Cevania, by screaming "Family" at their faces.
* Don Toretto and Johnny Sins team up to kidnap a Porb.
* The Porb built them a horse carriage to travel through the Alacran Union and the Lowlands to "Find Dream".
* El Gobierno Central announces that the recent travels of the trio would be stopped at the Alacranian border without any documents. Thus, the trio will be travelling "around" the Alacran Union.
* An official Alacranian document was probably leaked It details a conversation between Alacranian statesman Jose and his advisors. Jose is laughing uncontrollably and speaking to himself about the situation with Don Toretto and Johnny Sins and the Porb.
* El Gobierno Central states that it will allow the trio to create passports in Cangrejo if Nexus grants them permission to do so.
* The trio reaches the Lowlandian border and found Dream masturbating, Johnny bashed his head in with a spiked club and Dom stuck a dagger down his throat. They start kicking the body.
* President Tsula replies to Alacranian statesman Jose and tells him, "Shut the fuck up".
* Dream is dead.
* Brayden is born to Cecily Meyer. He gets to be born after Dream's death.
* Dream is brought back to Cevania by Johnny Sins.
* The Lowlandian government arrests Dom Torreto and Johnny sins for an illegal border crossing although they split the 5000 Euro bounty for Dream between them.
* Cevania builds 35 more cargo ships and possesses 113 cargo ships at the time of declaration.
* Cevania offers to trade oil to Raakut which declines but Furion takes up the offer but the Lowlands also offers to buy a thousand units monthly for rifles in return.
* Furion makes helmets standard issue to modernise the army.
* Furion researchers oil.
* Cevania offers to trade Sana Flowers for money.
* Elections in Raakut. The KPR (Monarchy) - 14% [Reddur Rujaak II], The NRO (Nationalist) - 31% [Laru Zargoza], The RNR (Conservative) - 49% [Kikillye Haame], The SRR (Socialist) - 5% [Vivian Taalim] and the RDR (Liberal) - 1% [Jared Eqçur].
* The runners for the President of the Conservative Party (RNR): Killye Haame -34%, A'al Al-Davi - 51% and Fred Çaat - 15%.
* President Tsula of Cevania's son is now eligible to run for president.
* A leaked document from the Alacran Union by a member of government who was arrested and deported to the Exclave. It details a conversation between Alacranian statesman Jose and 3 of his advisors. Jose is seen having a mental breakdown over the ranking system with Cevania being .839 points away from them and any advisors asking him to invade Cevania would be fired. An advisor attempts to shift the subject to the spread of Alacran influence but was promptly fired. The other two advisors were also fired. Jose states his intent to purge the cabinet.
* Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos announces the start of the 3rd Government which will hire new advisors, a new Chief of Banking, Military, Police and issue new laws. The 3rd government will include more domestic reseach, peace talks with other nations and the opening of the Alacran Union.
* Adelaide Kazala is born in Central Gazala.
* Marius Tylman marries Joanna Damazy.
* Roger Tylman is born.

### 1871

* Katelyn Zimmerman is born in Furion.
* Prestin Meyer is born in Furion.

### 1872

* First Raak election takes place fairly with truer freedom.
* Cordelia Zimmerman is born in Furion.
* Connor Damazy born.
* Clara Tylman is born.

### 1873

* Lucia Meyer is born in Furion.
* Maria is born to Cecily Meyer.
* Griffith Tylman is born.

### 1876

* Phones are invented.
* Emma is born to Cecily Meyer.

### 1878

* President Haame of Raakut declares their support for the 3rd Alacran Government.
* A leaked document of unknown origin from the Alacran Union detail a monologue from an unknown individual expressing their incredulous feelings about an unspecified 'idiot'. They bemoan their status as the weakest of an unknown three and talk about a launch of newspapers being terrible before expressing a desire to go their own path of peace and power.
* Cevania creates 10k oil jobs and cuts unemployment cheques. It also cuts corporate taxes by 15% and increases infrastructure spending which is expected to decrease in 1885.
* A leaked document of unknown origin in the Alacran Union detail a monologue of an unknown individual, although it is highly likely that they are Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos, feeling tired of dealing with an unspecified system. They express their wearines of the planet and hope the next one does well. It is not specified what they refer to as the 'next one'. The document ends off with them grabbing an object.
* President Tsula of Cevania fears that Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos may have commited suicide.
* The Lowlands ramps up naval military production.
* Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos was found dead in his mansion at 2:03 AM Cangrejo time. Police investigations reveal the leaked document and other hints suggesting suicide. Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos was found dead with pills scattered on a bloodstain near a desk with a revolver of unknown caliber found. The motive for Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos' suicide is unknown although the leaked document suggests weariness of being the dictator of the Alacran Union. All information is released to the public and the Alacran Union sets a period of mourning with a ceremony to be held in 4 weeks on 12/8/1878.
* President Tsula of Cevania declares that they will attend the funeral of Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos.
* The Alacran Union will decide its next leader at a later date.
* The Lowlands expresses its condolences for the death of Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos.
* The Exclave mourns the loss of the Alacran's leader and wishes the Alacran Union the best.
* New information pertaining to Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos' suicide was found. Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos shot himself at approximately 11:43 PM and the leaked document was recorded at approximately 11:41 PM. Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos had consumed some pills before shooting himself. A suicide note was found in Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos' kitchen where it declares Loren Pefal, Poletist advocate, as the next Alacranian dictator, this marks the Alacran Union's first female dictator. Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos' body was found in his bedroom. Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos wished good luck to Loren Pefal, Cevania, Furion and the Exclave. A plate of cinnamon rolls and a container of water was found at the front door for authorities to consume should they feel uneasy. Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos wishes to be put to rest in his private residence in Santa Castellano.
* The Lowlands raises its terrorism watch to 4.
* Tensions between Coastanian civilians and the rest of Cevania rise.
* El Gobierno Central announces as of 8/6/1878, Loren Pefal was sworn in as Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos' successor.
* President Tsula of Cevania greets Loren Pefal.
* EGG greets Loren Pefal although the most conservative of the monarchist order protests.
* El Gobierno Central announces that it will invest heavily into tech and educational subjects such as math and science. An increase in funding of 10% was placed for military production, research and ship-building.
* The protests within the Exclave reach their peak at 20 people and die out.
* The leader of the Fascist Party of Cevania, Gideon Alexander, calls the members of the People's Party of Cevania "Toads".
* The Alacran Union condemns the FPoC as insurgents only wishing for civil war. "Why are you fighting your own people? Cevanians should focus on maintaining identity to rise as one!" - Loren Pefal. This will be the start of a chain of insults and quotes where they probably do not belong.
* A'al Al-Davi wins the Conservative Presidential Election with a 56% vote. He will be president of Raakut in 6 months.
* A leaked document in the Alacran Union details a conversation between Loren Pefal and an advisor. She expresses her fear for Cevania's potentially upcoming civil war and the lives that would be lost. Her advisor advises her to directly support the PPoC and while Loren initially rejects the notion, she decides to accept it instead.
* "Loren should keep her lizard mouth shut and FOCUS, on her own FUCKING AFFAIRS." - Gideon Alexander. A political flame war is about to begin.
* The Lowlandian government sets up the Dienst Nationale Interventies (DNI) and the Dienst Speciale Interventies (DSI). The DNI was set up to keep politicians and influential people safe and are authorised to apply deadly force. The DSI was set up to keep the Lowlandian people and state safe by employing counter-terrorism measures.
* "Ya know Gideon, you fucking raptors want nothing but bloodshed. I'M a DICTATOR yet I don't kill now do I? If you start a civil war you bet I'm sending forces for the PPoC" - Loren Pefal.
* The Lowlands decides to stay neutral in the civil war brewing in Cevania. For now.
* "You know what Loren? If we ever have control of Cevania, you should expect an invasion.." - Gideon Alexander.
* The Lowlands bans any politicians from Coastania or Cevania not falling under the "Legal Protection Act" such as ambassadors, representatives and the like.
* "PFFFFT, As if. I'm the 2nd strongest military as a whole. You're only getting half of Cevania's so expect DOUBLE the forces you're fighting. L + Heathen + No Damsels + Touch Gold + Get Dueled." - Loren Pefal. The meaning of this message is unknown.
* "Gideon, there is no need for a civil war, stop trying to raise tensions." - Cevanian President Tsula.
* "Shut up you buffoon, war is necessary, no negotiations, we, the Territory of Coastania have declared war." - Gideon Alexander, leader of the Fascist Party of Cevania.
* Coastania declares war on Cevania to overthrow, invade and humiliate them.
* The Alacran Union announces support for the PPoC with 9k guns and requests permission to deploy troops to aid Cevania.
* The Lowlands sends 2500 MK3 Winchester rifles to Cevania and offers to house the PPoC until the war ends.
* The Alacran Union blockades all Coastanian ships and will shoot any found down immediately without mercy.
* Cevania accepts the Lowland's help.
* President Al-Davi of Raakut offers to send 5000 helmets to Cevania.
* "So the virgin (Yes, I got spies to find the info) thinks it's funny to do that. He's so petty, starting a war cause I said he got no bitches HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ahhh. Send in Infantry Divisions 1-3, Cannon Divisions 12-15, and Cavalry Divisions 17 and 18. All shall go to Nexus by LAND got it? Send them now" - Loren pefal.
* Coastania launches a full-assault on Woodward, deliberately targeting Civilian targets. Coastania possesses 10k troops in contrast to Cevania's 7k.
* The Lowlands requests to trial the Coastanian generals at the Crime court in Highlands City for war crimes.
* "Oh, Cevania is so pathetic it needs foreign help? Shameful, absolutely shameful! Once we win, we will SLAUGHTER ALL OF YOU!" - Gideon Alexander.
* "Raptor claws, be real here. Your wife left you at 23 cause you couldn't manage a family right pfft. What makes you think you can run a party and country? You're just a nobody who deserves a life sentence, once there don't drop the soap! HAHAHAHAHAHAH" - Loren Pefal. This marks the beginning of a truly professional series of speeches between two truly professional leaders of two nations.
* Log 10 is leaked in the Exclave. It details a monologue of the Exclavian president who expresses his wish to assist Cevania in its civil war. He declares his intention to send [Redacted] troops by nightfall.
* The Exclavian president tearfully inquires Milton why he leaked the log.
* The funeral for Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos is held. Despite the war in Cevania, leaders from Cevania, Lowlandia and the Exclave are in attendance. Over 530k people attend the funeral and a moment of silence is held as an eulogy is delivered and the casket is lowered to a chorus of goodbyes and tossed flowers.
* Loren Pefal wishes to continue Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos' legacy and hopes that Jera allows Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos to watch from Paradise. She also hopes that Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos is proud of her current actions.
* Laru Zargoza, leader of the Nationalist and Ultranationalist parties of Raakut (NRO & UNRO) compliments and supports Gideon Alexander and Coastania.
* A new law in the Alacran Union enacts a 35% increase in cinnamon roll production, rehabilitaion centre building and the removal of police officers who had killed citizens regardless of accidental status.
* Cevania sends a naval assault fleet of 60 ships to intercept a Coastanian fleet of 22 ships.
* Many Alacranians protest against the FPoC claiming that Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos would have done the same thing. They have been called vampires and zombies, insane and crazy, mad and sad.
* Over 672 people in Woodward are deceased.
* "Oi Virgin rapor! Why'd you have to start a war now!? Ooh when I get my hands on you....YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! Also, L + NO ALLIES!" - Loren Pefal.
* Gideon Alexander requests something of Laru Zargoza or Raakut.
* 58.710 Alacranian troops land in Nexus Deep Port, they were handed to President Tsula of Cevania's command.
* The Alacranian troops are ordered to Woodward.
* The Alacran Union supplies 4000 helmets, 15.000 Perlon rifles, 700 boxes of munitions with old 3000 bullets in each box and 5 tons of cinnamon roll packages for rationing.
* "All of you are PATHETIC!" - Gideon Alexander.
* The Alacran Union's Perlon rifles are made from the latest Winchester model. They use Zurion bullets encased in steel to produce an explosive round.
* 'Shut the fuck up dude, you're getting stale. "Hurdur, I'm so evil hahahaha!" I'm literally going to resign from boredom. Get some new flavor ya fucking stale ass tortilla' - Loren Pefal.
* Cevania defeats the Coastanian fleet whilst suffering catastrophic losses of 31 ships sunk.
* "This woman is annoying me, if she keeps up, she will get invaded. Hey, are you recording this?" - Gideon Alexander. He unholsters a revolver and shoots the recorder.
* Loren Pefal's political support around the nations reaches 91% in contrast to Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos' support of 83% on average. Citizens interviewed state that she is a great leader with good values.
* Gideon Alexander accuses the Alacranian interviews of being fake and staged.
* Coastania eliminates all Cevanian forces and waits for the Alacranians to arrive for an ambush. They receive 46k reinforcements.
* Loren Pefal begins insulting Gideon Alexander by listing off facts and stating some heartfelt statements.
* Cevania drafts 75k men.
* The Alacran Union sends a fleet of 1 Dreadnought, 7 Burtos, 12 Cruisers and 20 Frigates for commerce raiding and assaulting Coastanian ships.
* Coastania deploys its entire navy to patrol its naval border.
* "What's wrong (Gideon)? Scared I called your cabinet smelly old sock puppets? Get a life and one that isn't for war" - Loren Pefal.
* "THAT WAS MY LAST STRAW, I AM GOING TO INVADE TEBETOROS." - Gideon Alexander.
* "Going for innocent tribes? Hope that piss colored (No-offense Tebetoros) bird kills your entire regiment, will be funny to see" - Loren Pefal.
* "The bird isn't even real you rockworm." - Gideon Alexander.
* 23 newspaper agencies from the Alacran Union were called to document every minute of the invasion of Coastania.
* Cevania conscripts 90k more men.
* "Mind of a dense boulder? Why is Woodward under our control?" - Gideon Alexander in reponse to an insult from Loren Pefal.
* The Alacran Union proposes launching an attack behind Woodward to strike at the southeastern lines of Coastania for a surprise attack, Cevania agrees.
* Coastania sends 5k men to seize Yellowport due to the low Cevanian military presence.
* The Alacran Union optimises the plan to take Woodward.
* Coastania seizes Yellowport.
* Cevania prepares the Porb Battalion.
* Alacranian cavalry begin scouting the area.
* "Gideon....I'm sorry I was so mean! Please come back, I 'love' you.....BUAHAHAHAHAH, oh good one" - Loren Pefal.
* "Furion is weak. They should never get involved in a war." - Gideon Alexander.
* The Cevanian Porb Battalion is ready for battle.
* A fake plan to attack Coastania by the north is released to distract Gideon while a loop around Hanover is made to attack Coastania.
* Furion sends 20k regulars and 30k volunteers to attack Coastania but requires assistance to transport the men.
* "Oh Gideon! Furion is *furious* (Ba dum tss) with you! Get ready for a big ass WHOOPING!" - Loren Pefal.
* Furion launches an invasion of Hanover and will meet up with 32k Porbs.
* "Come on, Tsula. You're a coward and a fraud..." - Gideon Alexander.
* Furion prepares to bombard Hanover.
* Woodward was captured by the Alacran Union and Cevania with 8k Porbs lost and 4k Alacranians lost.
* 3 Burtos and 2 Cruisers are deployed.
* "(Gideo) What did I say before? Keep shut, nothing out of your mouth comes out as fact, literally you ate dirt as a kid and no-one ever spanked your sorry ass for it, where are you now? Leading a doomed nation, pathetic." - Loren Pefal.
* The Exclave provides Cevania Sonicrystal rifles with 15 certified instructors under the assumption that Cevania can pay for them post-war.
* "OI PUSSY, QUIET CAUSE FURION NEARBY?" - Loren Pefal.
* "At least I'll go down fighting." - Gideon Alexander.
* "As if, you're probably in some bunker or something" - Loren Pefal.
* A witness reports that Gideon Alexander was really fighting on the frontlines.
* Cevania sends 12k more men to Woodward to make their forces equal to Coastania's 56k men.
* "Hello?......What.....Excuse me?.....WHAT?! YES, YES, YES. YOU LOVE TO HEART THAT We're approaching city hall, We're approaching city hall, We're approaching city hall! Imma eat a cinnamon roll in celebration!" - Loren Pefal.
* President Tsula of Cevania smiles for the first time in months.
* "Mhm...captured? Okay good, keep it up and apporach Hanover from it's front while we wait for Furion's fleet \*hangs up\*" - Loren Pefal.
* 9/8/1878 Battle of Hanover (Date in the image says 9/8/1875 but that doesn't fit the chronology of events. Error?)
* Two Furian divisions land to the south of Hanover to encircle the city from the land and sea.
* Cevania plans to arrest Gideon for President Tsula and Gideon Alexander to speak in private.
* "Yes, I'm still alive." - Gideon Alexander.
* Loren Pefal announces her intention to visit the 2nd Infantry Divison near Hanover with 3k men to witness the siege.
* "This will be extremely interesting, I personally just wanna see him cower and surrender in person" - Loren Pefal.
* Zargoza of Raakut realises that Gideon who he was supporting is not the brightest and does not possess the best ambitions for Fascism and/or Nationalism.
* President Tsula of Cevania and Loren Pefal joins the frontlines to personally witness the siege of Hanover.
* President Tsula spots Gideon and Loren calls out to him, insulting him. Gideon fires a warning shot and President Tsula grabs his revolver but stops himself.
* President Tsula sees his son in the battle and points him out to Loren.
* Loren pefal tempts fate and taunts Gideon from the depths of a pit.
* Gideon throws dynamite near the pit and President Tsula walks up to Marcus.
* Gideon fires shots that were meant to miss Loren and calls her an imbecile under his breath. Loren flips Gideon off and runs into a bunker. President Tsula greets his son who asks where he came from and points out Loren before asking Tsula to leave him alone, citing that he was not the same since Tsula's wife died. Tsula leaves and Loren continues grabbing Gideon's attention before leaving out the back and speaking to Marcus Mitchell, son of Tsula. She inquires of Marcus' relationship with his father. The Furian leader eventually calls to Loren which ends their conversation.
* Furian forces knock out Coastanian coastal guns so their troops can land. They are prepared to land when the Alacranian bombardment ends.
* Loren orders all 3 Burtons and 8 Cruisers to bombard the central coastal Coastanian artillery defence. It takes 6 shots for the first motor to be destroyed.
* Furian ships begin bombarding Hanover after a phone call from Loren.
* Temporary ceasing of the bombardment, at least 13 Coastanian motors/cannons are damaged or destroyed. Alacranian ships enclose the gap between their lines and the shore. 39 motors/cannons are estimated to cover the coastlines.
* A man is killed by sniper fire from a distance of 11 feet.
* Loren Pefal is shot in the thigh by the same sniper, she is treated with a Sana Flower although the wound is a simple bruise, somehow. She confirms that she was shot by Gideon Alexander.
* President Tsula of Cevania picks a gun up and begins shooting Coastanian snipers with surprising accuracy. Loren grabs a gun and helps, she learns to use the gun in 2 minutes.
* President Tsula of Cevania nearly dies.
* Furian troops are orderered to seize Gideon and bring him to President Tsula.
* Loren Pefal heads to the medical teams present.
* President Tsula of Cevania runs of out ammunition.
* The Furian 2nd Lyfeld Company of the 1st Mycarpan Division surrounds the house Gideon Alexander is hiding in. His guards are killed with grenades and rifle fire before the building is breached.
* Gideon Alexander is seized by Furian troops and dragged out of the house to cheers.
* Gideon managed to stab 3 people but was eventually restrained.
* Gideon is hog-tied and loaded onto a cart.
* President Tsula of Cevania offers his thanks to everyone who helped in the war.
* Furion takes over Hanover and will keep the troops within to help civilians and repair damages.
* Loren Pefal congratulates all who fought against Coastania and sends condolences to the families of the 7.2k Alacranian casualties.
* Furion sends transports with supplies to the civilians of Hanover and evacuates its troops.
* 11.3k Cevanian lives were lost in the Cevanian Civil War.
* Cevanian Civil War ends.
* Raakut president Al-Davi did not like the disrespect of the Raakutian flag. *"you all must respect us, we are truly superior to all others"*
* The Alacran Union condemns the Exclave's part predatory methods(?). (This appears to come from a comment in another server). It is later confirmed to be the leader of Ganala, a nation in an alternate timeline/the past.
* The FPoC is suppressed.
* An unidentified foreign flag in Raakut is crumpled and stepped on. UWU.
* FPoC seats are replaced with CRPoC members.
* Furion wishes to retain control of Hanover as it lost many men in the war and claims to deserve something to show for it. Furion also claims that it brought peace and stability to the region, which the Cevanian government could not achieve. Likewise, a Furian outpost would theoretically increase trade between Furion and Cevania.
* The Alacran Union announces its research for a new domestic device to clean homes with. It consists of a can which holds the dust obtained through a hose and a device which can suck it up through unknown means, possibly a vacuum.
* The foreign flag in Raakut is found to belong to a nation named "Krishant" which does not appear anywhere on the map.
* 1878 Cevanian Elections: Marcus Mitchell runs for the PPoC, Rem Floridius runs for the CRPoC. Marcus holds 65% of the majority support and Rem holds 35% of the majority support.
* Celebration of the end of the Cevanian Civil War in the Exclave.
* Rem slowly gains votes and holds 42% of the majority support in contrast to Marcus' 58% of the majority support.
* President Al-Davi of Raakut takes a huge loan to invest in the military. With high spending, it proves insufficient to develop a capable defence force. Raakut's economy is rated at 3.8/5 but still grows. A Ruk equates to $0.45 USD.
* Raakut looks for trading partners for steel to increase its production output.
* The resistance march is played in the Exclave and is rated as a 9/10.
* Raakut requests 60 tons of steel from Cevania which would cost 500k CVD.
* Both candidates in Cevania are tied at a 50% majority support.
* Loren looks for a way to politely leave the party in the Exclave.
* Marcus Mitchell wins the Cevanian elections with a 51% majority support and Rem loses with a close 49% majority support.
* Raakut decides to lower their request to 20 tons instead due to their low treasury.
* Loren Pefal designs the new flag for the Alacran Union after leaving the party.
* Cevania accepts the trade for 149.000 Ruks.
* President Tsula of Cevania's final act as president is to exile Gideon Alexander to Tebetoros to face Wakaatu.
* The Alacran Union announces the new flag for the Alacran Union. The A.P.O.F asks the people if they like it (It would not change regardless of opinion), 76% of the total Alacranian population likes it and 28% state that is should be changed. Suspicious Russian Election numbers.
* President Tsula of Cevania leaves the party in the Exclave.
* Marcus Mitchell is elected as the new president of Cevania.
* Loren really leaves the party (Again).
* Marcus assumes that he is trapped but an Exclavian party worker points him to a portal.
* Marcus Mitchell leaves the Exclavian party.
* A Cevanian woman known as "Tammy" invents a battery.
* Marcus visits Tsula.
* Furion asks Marcus if he would like to marry the Furian King's daughter.
* Civil rights activists in Raakut spread word of equal rights for the people of Safygaan/Safy ethnicity, claiming that they are treated unequally compared to the rest of the Raakutian population. They wish for full freedom.
* The Furian king, John Zimmerman, offers his 16 year old daughter, before offering his 7 year old one instead. Marcus Mitchell understandably rejects the offer and might be looking for an international court.
* The Alacran Union calls the new dust sucking invention the "Room Pacifier" instead of the "Vaccume Cleaner" (sic). They will be released by 1892 and mass produced by 1901.
* Marcus sends a letter to Loren, requesting to visit her. Loren dials Marcus on the phone to talk.
* A senate vote is held as Tebetoros requests to becone a vassal state of Cevania whilst being recognised as a nation.
* Furion gains the town of Hanover and begins expanding it. They hope that it will be the centre of trade with the nations of East Alluvion.
* Tebetoros wishes to be recognised as the "Commonwealth of Tebetoros".
* The Exclave holds a vote to decide if Tebetoros should be recognised.
* The Cevanian senate vote passes 102-48.
* Cevania recognises the Commonwealth of Tebetoros as a nation and its vassal.
* The Exclavian vote passes 52-48. The Exclaves recognises Tebetoros.
* Cevania offers to trade with Furion but is rejected.
* A leaked document from the Alacran Union details a monologue from Loren Pefal. Loren expresses her doubts, wondering if Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos would feel about the situation if he were still alive, she also expresses her regret that 7.2k Alacranians died in the war. She eventually ends the monologue with a wish to take a break.
* Tsula Mitchell passes away from a heart attack.
* A Central Gazalan native is appointed governer of the region of Central Gazala to make the region more accepting of Furian rule. His name is Thaddeus Kazala.
* Loren Pefal issues a public apology for a joke she made during a treaty to end the Cevanian Civil War.
* Marcus Mitchell apologises to Loren pefal and Theodore Massey for his outburst during the ceremony.
* Cevania offers to trade and Furion requests military hardware and aid in constructing a larger port in Hanover.
* Furion requests 20 howitzers and 50 light cannons and Cevania wants nothing in return.

### 1879

* 30/3/1879 Loren Pefal's birthday. Loren does not leave her mansion. Police forces enter, fearing that she had commited suicide but find her writing a letter at a desk. She threatens the chief to leave or he will be fired. They comply.
* Connor Zimmerman of Furion marries the eldest daughter of Thaddeus Kazala, she is Olivet Kazala.

### 1880

* Edward Zimmerman is born to Connor Zimmerman in Furion.
* An advisor for Marcus Mitchell questions if anyone knows why he had not answered any telephone calls.
* A leaked document from the Alacran Union details a conversation between Loren Pefal and the Cangrejo police. Things can be heard being thrown and Loren mentions a secret gun stash left in the event of an emergency. She begins turning the safe knob. She calls the Cangrejo police to ask where she can drop off a few guns.
* An attempt is made by Marcus' advisor to call Loren but she does not respond.
* The Alacranian populace worries about Loren Pefal's mental state due to her presence in the frontlines. Although she hits a peak of 96% popularity, it recedes due to her mental state. Results: Worried and wishes the best: 84%. Worried and unsure of outcome: 10%. Not worried: 3%. Doesn't care: 2%
* Loren picks the phone up and Marcus' advisor asks if she knows where he is, he mentions that Marcus is locked up with a questionable 'Hopefully' added at the end. She is thanked for her help(?).
* A Marcus-lookalike visits Loren Pefal but is not allowed in her home.
* The Marcus doppelganger's face dements (sic) and the national guard is called. It is revealed to be a Necro who wishes to do some business with her. Loren attempts to flee but is pulled back with telekinesis. The Necro proposes that the Wakaatu would be brought to it and it will guarantee complete national security for the Alacran Union.
* Loren undergoes a mental breakdown and the Necro identifies itself as Lucifer. It claims that in the future, Loren commits suicide like Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos and that without its deal, Loren would never improve. Lucifer confirms the existence of every deity.
* The Raak population shows intrigue and interest in what occurs outside Raakut's borders.
* Lucifer finally ends off his speech with how Chaotistan would invade the Alacran Union after Loren's suicide before warping away.
* Lucifer warps Loren to Chaotistan and threatens to destroy the planet with otherworldly forces if she does not comply.
* Loren attempts to use holy water of the Poletist religion, to little to no effect.
* Loren believes that Lucifer is Laton and makes contact with Cevania and the Exclave.
* Laton offers riches to the leaders of nations.
* The Exclave researches ways to use phones for other purposes than calling.
* A Latonic ritual is performed by Loren to assist Marcus.
* Marcus is thrown into a wall by an unknown force.
* After 3 weeks, Loren states that the break had aided her PTSD from the Battle of Hanover and she will resume her duties.
* Marcus returns to office and claims he 'Went on a trip'.
* A Cevanian cabinet member claims Marcus is 'lonely and looking for a date'. Marcus fires her in response.
* Loren laughs after hearing the news.
* The Alacran Union increases naval vessel production.
* A whistleblower reveals Marcus questioning why Anna, the cabinet member who made the aforementioned claim, would leak it. Another 2 cabinet members claim that Marcus is a 'dick'.
* The nosebug is discovered with approximately 1,2b in the wild.
* The Jackalope is discovered in the Cevanian Plains with approximately 607k in the wild.
* The National Cevanian Poletist Party is formed.
* The approval percentage of Marcus Mitchell of Cevania reaches 67%.
* Cevania orders 100 more cargo ships to be built.
* The Room Pacifier is announced by the Alacran Union and will be produced in San Luan.
* Cevania offers Jackalopes in exchange for Alacranian Room Pacifiers. 500 Jackalopes are sold for 100 Room Pacifiers.
* The Alacran Union announces its future exploration plans. It plans to expand west and north.
* Marcus Mitchell receives a death threat from an unknown person.
* Loren Pefal receives a death threat from an unknown person.
* A bullet breaks a window in the Cevanian Federal House and a full military patrol is ordered.
* Guards will be posted in the perimeter of the Alacranian Presidential Mansion in Cangrejo.
* A permanent full military patrol is ordered around the Cevanian Federal House.
* The Alacran Union sends 7.5k men to explore the nearby Alacranian landscape.
* The Lowlands drafts plans to expand south and north.
* Cevania drafts plans to expand eastward.
* President Marcus Mitchell of Cevania reportedly loses his virginity.
* The Ocean Gas is emitted again although it appears that humans had gained an immunity to it sometime around this day.
* A few researchers collect a few samples of Ocean Gas.
* The Lowlandian leader does a "Roblox".
* The gas is named "Croydian Gas" and is found to be capable of corroding metal.
* The Exclavian leader decides to commission research to find a way to send letters to other nations without a carriage or boat.

### 1881

* Emmalina Zimmerman is born to Connor Zimmerman in Furion.
* Maria Zimmerman marries the governer of the Furian colony of Hanover.
* Furion builds 3 new ironclad ships. Most of them are docked in Hanover port.
* March 1881, Most Furian soldiers return from Hanover to Furion.
* 9/6/1881 Landin Zimmerman fell of a horse and died at the age of 12.
* 6/7/1881 Cilla Zimmerman marries an army commander of unspecified nationality, possibly Furian. She's 15, mind you.

### 1882

* Maria Zimmerman gives birth to Duncan. His surname is presumably Zimmerman although it is highly unlikely as his father's surname was never revealed.
* 2/6/1882 Cilla Zimmerman dies in childbirth. She is presumably 16. Crikey! This is a certified Furion moment.
* The child of Cilla Zimmerman survived and had been named Eliza. Surname unknown although it is presumably Zimmerman although it is highly unlikely as her father's surname was never revealed.

### 1883

* President Al-Davi of Raakut establishes a trade colony on the southern portion of Safy Island.
* Marcus Zimmerman is born to Connor Zimmerman in Furion.
* Marcus Mitchell softly and politely asks why a Zimmerman of the Furian Royal Family is named after him, namely Marcus Zimmerman.
* Cevania attempts to convince the Alacran Union to join the Coalition League.
* Lowlandian research into motor engines is set to end in 1886 according to researchers.
* "The pandemic will only last 1 year!" - Marcus Mitchell in response to the Lowlandian researchers' prediction. (Meta, possible reference to the IRL Coronavirus Pandemic instead).
* Furion finds the cannons given to it by Cevania extremely useful.
* Loren Pefal questions how John Zimmerman has so many descendants.
* The Lowlandian city of Münchhausen is placed under a level 5 terrorism watch.
* Loren pefal calls Marcus Mitchell to inquire about the effectiveness of Alacranian anti-terrorism funding.
* An attempted terrorist attack in the Lowlands was intercepted and the perpetrator was fatally wounded where he would die in a hospital. Lowlandian policemen had held him at gunpoint to check for explosives over a period of one hour.
* The Lowlands lowers the national terrorism watch to 1.
* The Lowlands identifies the cause of terrorism and uses joint Government and Alacran funding to disable the threats.
* The Alacran Union orders the building of 12 frigates and 4 Burtos to make up for the losses in the Cevanian Civil War.
* Furion asks Marcus Mitchell if he would like to marry one of John Zimmerman's daughters. Marcus understandably refuses.
* The Alacran Union issues a 200k bounty placed on an unknown person who had sent a pornographic short film of a blue bowling ball. It is unknown where it was sent to.
* Cevania demands that the Lowlands release Johnny Sins and Dom Toretto. They make no mention of the Porb that accompanied them. Porb rights amirite?
* A few people in Leeuwarden call for the rights of Minor Attracted Persons (MAPs). The Lowlandian colonel ordered the guards to fire at will to eliminate them. The colonel was promoted :D.
* The Lowlands interviews Dom Toretto to determine his authencity. When asked what the meaning of life was, he answered 'Family'.
* Dom Toretto begins hunting the unknown person who had sent the pornographic film of a blue bowling ball. He was sent by Cevania.
* Rumours of a possible invasion of West Gazala by Furion claim that it would occur in 1884.
* Cevania sends 400 CFP and 400 DSI to locate the heads of some terrorist operations.
* Sureni Jorelo goes missing. The Chaos Emblem Army suspects that he had been held hostage by a minor militia.
* The Farmer's Chaos Guild interrogates numerous people under intense pressure for answers as to the whereabouts of Sureni Jorelo.
* The DSI launches a raid on terrorist bases in Kämphoft. No fatalities occured on either side. The suspects were arrested and 22.000 Euros in guns, munitions and explosives were confiscated.
* A censored version of the pornographic film featuring a blue bowling ball had been released to the public with audio. Nevermind the fact that it's 1883.
* The disappearance of Sureni Jorelo was proven to be misinformation and he was kept safe. An apology for the inconvenience felt was given.
* The previous message released from the Chaos Emblem Army was determined to not originate from the Chaos Emblem Army. It was loosely confirmed to be made by someone who had kidnapped Sureni Jorelo. A new message was released which claimed this, it also claims to originate from official Chaos Emblem Army sources and reiterates that Sureni Jorelo was kidnapped.
* Official news from the Chaos Emblem Army end until further notice.
* A civil war commences in Chaotistan.
* The Alacran Union declares that it will attempt to stay neutral but might be forced to intervene in the Chaotistan conflict.
* Loren Pefal announces that Alacranian statesman Jose Castellanos kept secrets poorly and declares that no-one likes Chaotistan and calls their country a 'shithole' while expressing her intent to remain neutral but leaving a comment that if she decides to, she would take action against Chaotistan's anarchist ideology.
* Cevania wishes to remain neutral in the Chaostistan Civil War. However, it declares that if it, its allies or its friends get attacked, an intervention would be conducted.
* The Lowlands declares its neutrality in the Chaotistan Civil War as it dislikes both sides. However, it announces that if the Alacran Union intervenes, it emphasises that it may assist the Alacranians.
* Sureni Jorelo begins leaking information on the Chaotistan Civil War. His first leak describes his situation. All further information that will be posted will use Sureni Jorelo's leaks as a primary source.
* The Farmer's Chaos Guild was confirmed to kidnap Sureni by Sureni himself. Sureni escaped when the Chaos Emblem Army bombed the location he was being held at.
* Furion announces its interest in intervening in the Chaotistan Civil War if a faction invites it.
* President Al-Davi of Raakut announces that Raakut is willing to help Chaotistan once it obtains more information on the Chaon regimes and factions.
* Cevania conscripts 50k men and orders 20 more Zuris.
* According to Sureni Jorelo, the Chaos Emblem Army had mistakenly operated under the assumption that it was controlling the Farmer's Chaos Guild during the Lowlandia Crisis. He confirms that the roles were reversed and reveals that the Farmer's Chaos Guild had been planning a revolution for decades before the 19th century. He states that although the Farmer's Chaos Guild had moved from the outskirts of Lowlandia to Chaotistan, they maintained contact with a few tribes located near the Lowlands. Sureni made claims that the influence of the Farmer's Chaos Guild grew exponentially from there and he describes how they formed their own land north of Lowlandia stretching to the west coast.
* The Lowlandian invests into its military as it views the Chaon presence in the north as a threat.
* Sureni confirms that the Farmer's Chaos Guild wishes to take over Chaotistan.
* The Lowlands implements mandatory military service and lowers the Age of Consent from 18 to 16.
* Maria Zimmerman gives birth to her second child, a girl named Lavinia.
* The Lowlands issues a trade ban on Chaotistan to maintain the safety of its merchants. However, Chaon ships are permitted to pass through Lowlandian waters.
* Sureni Jorelo explains that he had been in contact with the people cost to the Emblem wearer (As taken without change from the source, cost is a possible misspelling of close?) and those close to The Provider. He states that for his own safety he cannot publicly divulge the side he is on. However, he explains that the Farmer's Chaos Guild was experiencing a socialist revolution to de-radicalise their views from communism to gain more popularity and members and as such, proposes democracy in stark contrast to the Chaos Emblem Army maintaining their absolute power over Chaotistan.
* Sureni claims that the conflicts which do not belong to either the Farmer's Chaos Guild or the Chaos Emblem Army belongs to the Chaos Flag Army (CFA) which was a traditional rival to the Chaos Emblem Army,
* Sureni notes that the Chaos Worshipping Army (CWA) is exploiting the situation.
* Loren Pefal experiences a fever and will not be leading until further notice.
* Sureni was given a message to pass on to Lowlandia. It reads, "I know we have our difference but the Farmer's Chaos Guild are north of your territory and are unpredictable. If you agree to attack them, we will let you keep the territory.". The Lowlands considers the deal.
* A meeting was leaked from Chaotistan, presumably by Sureni Jorelo. It details a conversation between the Provider and an unknown individual. The Provider asks if they will get Chaotistan as a reward and the unknown individual will receive the territories above Lowlandia. The individual states that there was a misunderstanding and explains that The Provider is merely a surbodinate. This appears to contradict a deal the two had made but The Provider is shut down when he attempts to bring it up and is intimidated into submission.
* The Lowlandian government starts racking up forces in Fairfax for *some* reason.
* The Lowlands announces the creation of "Chocolate Mukbang" and encourages those curious to search for it in a place called "discord gifs"?
* The Lowlands lights some petrol on fire and notes that it is a potentially great source of energy.
* The Lowlands launches a surprise attack against the northern tribes held by the Farmer's Chaos Guild with approximately 50.000 men for self defence and political intervention. The Farmer's Chaos Guild possessed 40.500 poorly-trained and poorly-armed militias. The Lowlands deployed 48.525 professionally-trained and armed soldiers.
* The Exclave requests for a trade to obtain a copy of the motor engine plans in the Lowlands.
* Cevania appoints Dr. Helen Hellfeather as the head researcher of a top-secret project.
* The Lowlands sends a mobile rescue team (MRT) to the Alacran Union to provide medical care to Loren Pefal.
* Rento Pren, also known as Advisor 1 in most leaked Alacranian documents, states that Loren had denied medical support and claimed that she was getting better. The Lowlands calls the MRT back to the mainland in response.
* Furion decides not to interfere in the Chaotistan Civil War.
* The Chaos Emblem Army massacred a million members of the Farmer's Chaos Guild according to Sureni Jorelo. He also explains that there was a unprecedented strain on food due to the crisis and 34k civilians had starved. This had led to the civil populace of Chaotistan blaming the Chaos Emblem Army for the famine.
* The Exclave decides not to interfere with the Chaotistan Civil War.
* The Lowlands begins bombarding the open seas near the Farmer's Chaos Guild's areas to force any ships into the Lowlandian Economic Exclusive Zone (EEZ) to turn them around.
* The Alacran Union explains its war plans to invade Chaotistan from the east, Lowlandia would invade from the north and Furion would invade from the west during a discussion with John Zimmerman.
* Furion decides to change its stance again and announces its intent to help Lowlandia and the Alacran Union establish a better government in Chaotistan.
* The Alacranian minister of banking received a looping short film of two skeletons boning each other. A bounty of 120k Alivans was issued on the heads of the unknown person who sent it. Also, the film is of exceptionally good quality despite the time period.
* The Alacran Union believes that Chaon terrorists are using the Exclave as their headquarters.
* The Exclave sends a few units of private militas to investigate its levels due to the concerns raised by the Alacran Union.
* Due to confusion, Loren Pefal had to leave her mansion despite her health and inform the public of acceptable names for the leader of the Alacran Union: States(wo)man, Chair(wo)man, Dictator and Supreme Leader. While other names were not banned, it was advised to use these four names.
* Kaltland is established.
* Cevania recognises Kaltland as a nation.
* KALTLAND! is the first announcement made by Kaltland. Yay!
* The Alacran Union apologises to Tebetoros (They used "Tereboros". It is unclear if this was intentional) for forgetting to publically recognise it right after recognising Kaltland.
* Tebetoros thanks the Alacran Union.
* Loren Pefal notes that despite being a dictatorship, not a single Alacranian criticised the government. She considers it odd.
* Furion recognises Kaltland.
* During a new year's celebration in Raakut, a firework was misfired and landed inside a government building. 1 person was fatally wounded, a Janmayen citizen, Edward Wembly who was 22 years old at the time. He was one four the six Navy Admirals of Raakut who commanded the second fleet for the northern seas above Raakut and he was killed during a meeting. The culprit was not found. Due to the circumstances, it was determined to be a freak accident.
* After a House vote, the Exclave will decide to recognise Kaltland.
* The Alacran Union cuts all ties with Chaotistan and no longer recognises it.
* The Alacran Union requests that Furion and Cevania cut all ties with Chaotistan.
* The Alacran Union requests that the Lowlands cut all ties with Chaotistan.
* Cevania cuts all ties with Chaotistan, including trade.
* A small weather report was made in Kaltland.
* Loren Pefal declares the Alacran Union's intention to invade Chaotistan.
* The Kaltic news agency, Lefki Trompeta is established.
* Furion sends its army to Hanover, passing north Chaotistan. Hanover is garrisoned as a preparation for a possible Chaon attack.
* President Al-Davi announces the invention of the Fruit Snack in Raakut.
* Furion invents apple pie.
* The Exclave makes progress on its phone research, their preliminary plans require a small amount of natural gas to operate but it functions otherwise. It is known as the "Writogram" and testing is set to commence soon.
* A baker in level 14 of the Exclave invents "Maize Crisps" (Earth Chips) in response to the Raak Fruit Snack.
* Cevania offers to trade with Kaltland.
* The Government of Raakut announces a trade colony on the southern portion of Safy Island.
* Kaltland states its intent to contract workers to build factories and railways in its mainland, it offers agricultural produce or coal in return.
* Furion sends 25k regulars and 25k militia.
* Cevania agrees to send 800 workers to build factories and railways in Kaltland in exchange for agricultural produce.
* In a vote of 73% for recognition in the House, a landslide victory, the Exclave votes to recognise Kaltland.
* Kaltland declares itself a neutral state and a hub for neutral economic activity. It also states its intent to build large amounts of industrial infrastructure such as trains, factories, railways and electric poles.
* The Alacran Union states its intent to contribute 102.420 men for the invasion of Chaotistan. 75.420 Infantry and 27.000 cavalry.
* The Exclave extends an offer to trade with Kaltland.
* A larger naval port is being constructed in Raakut.
* The city of "Davi" is built in Raakut with a population of 700.
* Furion sends 50k more regulars and 75k militia to Hanover as it believes that the Chaon army is larger than was originally anticipated.
* The Alacran Union sends half of its army out of fear of guerilla and urban warfare.
* Kaltland offers coal and agricultural produce in return.
* Furion sends thousands of construction workers with equipment to expand Hanover with another 25k militia.
* A moderate croydian gas deposit is discovered on the west half of Void Island past the mountains.
* President Al-Davi of Raakut orders the demolition of all transport ships and requests increased production of steamer transports.
* The Raak president decides to refrain from importing and introducing more exports despite their steel shortage.
* The Exclavian president signs an executive order to explore the island south of Void Island and set up a trading post at the very end of the tiny bay southeast of their territory.
* Word reaches the Cevanian government that Gideon Alexander is still alive somewhere, his whereabouts are unknown.
* A large amount of aluminium was discovered in Davi, large mining operations are prepared.
* A Kaltic philosopher creates a new branch of abstract parody known as "'Pataphysics".
* 'Pataphysics is a branch of philosophy that examines imaginary phenomena that exists in a world beyond Metaphysics with more than a hundred definitions and possible Subjects. Due to it's fluid state of apparent definition, 'Pataphysics can be presented as a Gas, Liquid, Solid and a Political Platypus. 'Pataphysics is the science of the particular and does not study the rules governing the general recurrence of a periodic incident but studies the games governing the special occurrence of a sporadic accident. -The Kaltland Philosophical Thinker
* Kaltland trades 800 chunks of magnetite to the Exclave for 600 2cm Zurion crystals.
* The Cevanian senate worries about running Croydian gas deposits in the Cevanian Bay dry, ocean exploration missions were made to locate more emissions.
* Kaltland begins research on the Zurion crystal. The results need to be dug out of the old Yparchon archives.
* In Raakut, Ahden Nazir begins gaining a large amount of support.
* Cevania sends workers to the Exclave's Croydian gas deposit.
* Raakut elections with consolidated votes - Ahden Nazir: 46% and A'al Al-Davi: 54%.
* The Talkative Lobster is discovered, there are an unknown amount of them in Alluvion.
* The Alacran Union offers to purchase 6000 Talkative Lobsters from Cevania for 100 tons of steel, however, they discover that the Alacran steel stock only contains 230 tons. The deal passes regardless.
* The Ocean Worm/Sea Suckers are discovered at the bottom of the ocean. There are approximately 25 of them counted by Kaltic divers and explorers. Kaltic estimates place the eventual extinction of these prehistoric creatures in the next decade.
* Cevania proposes a programme to save the Ocean Worms with Kaltland and the Exclave.
* Raakutian citizens had been sailing from Port Dali to Chaotistan to help in the Chaotistan Civil War. Any citizen who does so will have their citizenship revoked by the Raak government.
* Cevania sends CAPO to work on a reservation area for the Ocean Worms.
* Entity XXIII: the flooripusse is discovered in the Exclave with a total of 1.1m in the wild.
* 124 Raaks were identified by Raakut. It was determined that the volunteers had been leaving a few days after the establishment of the Raak trade colony with an approximate 600 Raaks having sailed to Chaotistan.
* The Exclave sets out to save the Ocean Worms from extinction. It discovers that Ocean Worms are of the same genus as the Rockworms but adapted for a different environment.
* Raakut's elections end. Ahden Nazir won with 61% of the vote although A'al Al-Davi had been sending accusations every which way which reduced his popularity.
* The Alfred Jarry 'Pataphysics Research and Nonresearch Institute of Kitsch and Worthless Treasured Sciences is founded in Kaltland by Alfred Jarry. Please do not look into it as it does not exist.
* The Exclave allows for the installation of science labs for a future worldwide IACR taxonomic study.
* Kaltland allocates 2 factories to the production of firearms and has begun producing bolt-action rifles using its steel and wood reserves.
* Kaltland develops the Weiss Model 67 which uses 7.92x57mm bullets. 3 factories are allocated to produce the ammunition en masse. The explanation in-channel is worse, I assure you.
* Davi was official stated by Raakut.
* Kaltland proposes a joint research in farming machinery and/or technology.
* Kaltland proposes the concept of developing fertilisers utilising Calcium-Phosphate.
* The Agricultural Research Organisation (ARO) is formed between Kaltland, The Exclave and Cevania.
* The Exclave requests to purchase potatoes from Kaltland for potato chip production en masse. The Exclave offers some sentient ladders in exchange and agrees to the discount terms set by Kaltland for the chips they would purchase from the Exclave. Kaltland sends 2000 potatoes annually to the Exclave for some sentient ladders and a 30% discount on all manufactured goods utilising the potatoes.
* The Physical and Abstract Branches of the Agricultural Research Organisation are made. The Physical Branch focuses on technology, chemicals and tools. The Abstract Branch focuses on practices, education, knowledge and optimisation.
* The north end of the island of Tebetoros is proposed for the headquarters of the Agricultural Research Organisation to be located, however it is rejected by the Exclave who also proposed it as it was too close to Chaotistan.
* The headquarters of the Agricultural Research Organisation is proposed in the island south of Void Island by the Exclave.
* Kaltland proposes building ARO headquarters at the bottom of the island of Safy Island.
* Plans to build ARO headquarters eventually end off with the idea of representative offices in each state where meeting locations are cycled.

### 1884

* Amelia, daughter of John and Julia Zimmerman, marries William Damazy, a son of the ruler of the region of Myocarpa.
* The Lowlands raises the minimum wage to 2 Euros federally. It raises it to 2,20 Euros in the Vijfheerenlanden.
* A map of the Realm is made.
* The size of Hanover was increased by Furion by 500 times since it was obtained.
* The Lowlands launches a charge at nightfall. The attack the Farmer's Chaos Guild-influenced Infax tribes. The Infax possess 43.982 militias with FCG units included and 4500 professional units and 15 cannons. The Lowlands possesses 21.400 infantry, 500 cavalry, 10 howitzers and 23 light cannons. The battle takes place at 1:00 AM (IG Time). The Infax possesses Muskets and 1840-Gen (militias), Huntington Rifles MK7/84 (prof. Army) and the Lowlands possesses MK3-84 Winchester Rifles, MK2-85S Winchester Revolvers (cavalry), Buckshot 12-pound Howitzer Rounds (Howitzers), Roundshot 8-pound Cannon rounds (Cannons), Huntington Revolvers (1878 Gen) (Cannonneers).

### 1885

* Maria (Uncertain if she is Zimmerman or the daughter of Cecily Meyer) gives birth to a daughter named Lysa.

### 1886

* Amelia Zimmerman gives birth to a son named Miles.
* Maria (Uncertain if she is Zimmerman or the daughter of Cecily Meyer) gives birth to Anton.
* Crime in Furion spikes by 9%.
* Some troops in Hanover settle down and build houses, bringing their families with them due to the ridiculously delayed invasion of Chaotistan.
* The Alacranian Minister of the Police, Loker Poker, steps down from office for unknown reasons.
* Connor and Olivet (Zimmerman) have another daughter named Annalivia.
* The Alacran Union leaves its troops at Scrato so that they can train while awaiting the invasion of Chaotistan.
* A cabinet member of Cevania claims that President Marcus found a wife.
* The Alacran Union congratulate Marcus Mitchell personally.
* Maximus Zimmerman goes against his father's wishes and marries a local girl named Feliza.
* Time paradox of Demo v. Gernica.

### 1889

* A new national court case in the Alacran Union comes out for the national naming process. It is Demo v. Gernica. The Alacranian Minister of Law, 'Poverni Derno' vs Defendant Retew Gernica. On 18/11/1899, Retew Gernica named his firstborn child Laton Gernica in Lago Trona Medical Institution, Poverni found it religiously illegal to name a child after Laton, the Poletist devil, although Poletist religious Leys and code did not prohibit it. The trial is set to begin on 23/12/1886 in Cangrejo City Court(?). (23/12/1889?!)
* Marcus Mitchell of Cevania expresses his opinion that Laton was not an offensive name, seeing it as a name as any other.
* "I personally think Laton *SHOULD* be banned from our list of names, why name the kid after the poor devil? He's going to get bullied in school!" - Loren Pefal.
* Cevania offers to share some of its Croydian gas reserves with Kaltland in exchange for an annual export of 2500 potatoes (Changed from Kaltland's initial offer of 2000).
* Cevania's research on their secret project hits a roadblock and was estimated to be complete in at least 15-20 years.
* Kaltland produces 4000 Weiss Model 67 Rifles and produced 10.000 magazines to be delivered to the army to replace the older flintlocks.
* Kaltland hopes to phase out flintlock weaponry by the end of 1889.
* A prophecy is made that in 3/6/1934, all planes will fail mid-flight due to stunted propellers and the ensuing chaos would result in 250.000 deaths. All airlines will be placed under domestic terrorism allegations and civil unrest will force governments to attempt to calm them down, people would then refer to this as a big conspiracy by the elites to kill the peasantry. Civil wars are expected to arise, stocks are expected to crash, people are expected to suffer and the world is said to end here. Or it's a bunch of bull made by a person talking about weird things, Planes? What the fuck are those?
* 23/12/1889 An extensive trial throughout the Cangrejo City Court results in the judges declaring that Accuser Poverni Derno wins, All Alcranians who name their children Jera or Laton will be given 4 weeks to change the name of their child or face 5 weeks in jail.
* Multiple factions of Poletists in the Exclave band together in protest, claiming that the orthodoxy in the Alacran Union should not control them overseas.
* Slarkism grows slowly in Cevania with 69% of Cevanians being athiest.
* The Orthodox sect of Poletism remains in favour of the decision in the Alacran Union.
* The Exclave invents the equivalent of the telegram. Messages can be sent with a few special key taps. The Exclave possesses a limited stock and has yet to develop the wires but in close-range tests, confirms that the telegrams work. More natural gas than initially speculated is also found to be required.
* Theodore Massey was reelected due to his popular policies encouraging invention and scientific development.
* 1886 Anti-Monopoly Act in Kaltland. New major corporations were established and invested heavily in or mentioned to provide for a competitive market. Wildy's Farms produces Major Agricultural Produce, Fletchmann Hatcheries produces chickens and eggs, Yahavi Supply-Chain Solutions (YSS) organises supply chains for other corporations and are well-liked, The Hans Schmidt Medical Sciences Institute (HSMSI) was vouched for by Yparchon Laboratories head researcher, [UNKNOWN] and is an ethically and morally questionable institute that experiments with biological research, Haders Mineral Extraction mines silver from the southern mountainous region (Great Wall of Malice) with the occasional pitchblende output and Toten Factories that focuses on implements of death and destruction such as explosives, guns, chemical and biological weapons. Many suspect that they work with the HSMSI.

### 1887

* Raakut requests the licence to produce Kaltic Weiss Model 67 rifles but decides not to afterwards.
* Cevania releases the Marlin Model 1887 .32 Revolver.
* Loren Pefal calls Marcus to ask for their new revolvers, which she mistakenly calls rifles as a brainfart.
* Cevania sells 1m revolvers to the Alacran Union for 2.750.000 Alivans or 5m CVD.
* Kaltland invests heavily into scientific research, a reward has been set for inventors to motivate the invention of a flying machine. The competition is held in Weissberg and the winner would receive 300.000 Kalt Marks. The research was initiated due to Kaiser Hansel Ebermann noting certain flying gliders developed by Otto Lilienthal.
* A large storm moves east towards Cevania and the Alacran Union, passing completely over Tebetoros.
* The Alacran Union advises citizens to stay indoors and move to underground shelters such as shafts or basements if possible due to the storm. However, Loren Pefal refuses to move underground and had elected to stay indoors, claiming that the storm was a mere big cloud of rain,
* Cevania issues a possible risk of tornadoes.
* Multiple organisations in Kaltland were brought to the national spotlight to act as the nation's major corporations. Schutz Leben Farming produces most of Kaltland's major agricultural produce, Jackson Butchery & Farming produces meat and wool, Goldlan Logistics is a for-hire logistic and supply optimisers (Not well-liked), The Bank of Kaltland is a National bank, Institution of Yparchon performs scientific research and funds competitions and research projects, Ulrich Mining mines iron, coal and copper, Maximillian Industries produces steel and other industrial materials and alloys, Vater's Construction is a simple large construction corporation, Ecker Industrial Corporation owns multiple factories and produces civilian goods and Weiss Firearms produces military weaponry.
* The Alacran Union invents the ballpoint pen and had already produced 75k.
* Cevania requests 10k pens and is not required to pay anything to the Alacran Union.
* The Alacran Union offers to sell ballpoint pens to other nations.
* Olivet gives birth to a daughter named Celia Zimmerman.
* Feliza gives birth to a son named Maurin Zimmerman unless Maximus was disowned which most likely did not happen.
* Head-Doctor Hans E. Schmidt of the HSMSI claims that the HSMSI can create a cure and vaccine for polio if certain hospitals provide Polio-infectees and Schmidt said, literally, "Bitte, pass along the goods und we will make many many wonderous things happen for this country". Due to its highly-controversial nature and well-earned suspicion, mobs and protests were formed in the resulting uproar and the hospitals which had planned to deliver some Polio-infectees were surrounded.
* "While it is true that the HSMSI has created Vaccines and Cures for many Diseases that have been plaguing our people, I do not believe that we should sacrifice our Morals and Ethics by sending these poor people to what is guaranteed to be their deaths. Honestly, I don't know why we keep those sick bastards around, can't we put a stop to their operations and send their research to Researchers with more empathy? That's a really low bar right there." - Protest Leader talking to the Lefki Trompeta
* The Institution of Yparchon renames itself to "Yparchon Laboratories".
* An AC research programme is underway by Yparchon Laboratories to create the induction motor.
* Kaltland's research determines that Calcium-Phosphate produced as a byproduct of the Gilchrist-Thomas Steelmaking Process serves as a highly-effective fertiliser.
* Blueprints for the Gilchrist-Thomas Process and a set of instructions regarding extraction of the Calcium-Phosphate byproduct are available for any ARO members to request for.
* The Exclave sets up Writogram wires throughout level 0 and 14.
* The Exclave develops a smaller version of the Writogram's interface.
* The Lowlands completes its research on motor engines.
* Kaltland sends a territorial expansion force on an expedition south of Kaltland. The future Colonial Expeditionary Corps :D!!!
* Kaltland sends explorers and merchants to explore and map the southern territories it intends to seize.
* Yparchon Laboratories and the HSMSI begin working together in a joint-research project to research the various diseases encountered by the territorial expansion force and the means to counter them. Supervision of HSMSI activities are kept to ensure that no accidental or barely-legal atrocities are commited.
* The HSMSI creates the Polio Vaccine (Inactivated) without importing patients from Kaltic hospitals.
* A small village had a sudden outbreak of Polio which affected more than 90% of the locals, the HSMSI was unusually quick to the scene and eventually located a patient with a weak sample. Most of the village died out and the survivors were screened and relocated, it is unknown how the outbreak occured.
* Kaltland was supposed to begin development of the Stielhandgranate Model 'I' Type 87 here by Yparchon Laboratories after a few years of research and more than a hundred tests, it was retconned to 1915 instead.
* Kaltland develops the Maxim Gun designed by Hiram Stevens Maxim using .303 Maxim.
* Establishment of the Colonial Exploration Force (Later Colonial Expeditionary Force).
* Kaltland researches a chemical weapon based on chlorine.
* President Nazir of Raakut orders an invasion of the tribes north of Raakut as they had been setting fire to Raak border towns.
* The Lowlands performs a joint military exercise with neighbouring friendly tribes.
* One recorded tornado in Cevania.
* Drunk teenagers in the Lowlands dubbed the "Kool kids klan" shout racist slurs in Münchhausen. They had assaulted a black man which led to police intervention.
* A Cevanian named Arthur Morgan hogties 14 people and throws them off cliffs.
* Furion figures out what oil is and what it does.
* Furion's military scrambles to find a better weapon than the 1830 Grenzin Musket.
* Raakut forces the Safy mountainous tribes under their control. Safygaani-Raakutians were kidnapped and taken into the mountain range.
* Raakut defeats the tribes in the north and established neutral/better relations with them without taking any land. It cost Raakut 3 men and the tribes lost 84 men.
* A sect of private militias in the Exclave were hired to explore the island south of Void Island named 'Pelican Bay Island' as the previous exploration mission found a large amount of pelicans on the bay and lacked a creative director. They are scheduled to land at nightfall. They are scheduled to sea at 5:00 PM.

### 1888

* Cevania's research on their secret project slowly picks up again.
* 11/6/1888 The Alacran Union comments on recent developments, noting that things are picking up.
* Raakut takes control of the Safy mountainous regions to "monitor" it. Due to the mountainous nature of the region, Raakut does not expect to take actual control of the area, it will still try though.
* A new religion is reported growing swiftly in the Exclave. They call themselves "Duckists", it started in level 8, there is a priest class which wears colours correlating to certain species of ducks and they were an offshoot of the Followers of Jerry.
* Slarkism still grows in Cevania.
* The Tebetorans feel fearful of the Furion presence.
* More intel on the Duckists emerge in the Exclave, the Duckists possess effigies of a duck at the front entrance of their homes and it is unknown if it is a religious practice or a good luck charm.
* Raakut sends 1200 special mountaineers into the conflict in the south to find any lost Raaks.
* 18/8/1888 The Alacran Union declares its intervention with Furion and the Lowlands in the Chaotistan Civil War.
* The Alacran Union moves all needed forces to Scorpon and prepares to board them in transport ships.
* The CEA announces a ring of defences to be constructed around Chaotistan's island in preparation. All Chaon civilians were ordered to build up the defences or face mass genocide.
* The FCG officially disbands, although unofficail rumours that they were spreading too thin to organise were released. The Provider goes into hiding somewhere in Chaotistan.
* Rumours claim that the FCG moved to other parts of Chaotistan, the coastal regions near the Lowlands, the in-land areas west of the Lowlands and the future site of the Rohol Shores. Huh, that explains why they attacked it.
* The Lowlands sends 4000 units to flank a major group at Wesfax City, local militias were 4800 strong and radicalised, the Lowlands deploys another 8k units to flank them while they were distracted with the battle. Infax militias were flanked with 2k from the right, 4k from the back and 2k from the left.
* The FCG kills a million people but secures blueprints for the defences constructed around Chaotistan's island.
* The Lowlands sends 3 heavily-guarded MRTs into the FCG-influenced areas of the Infax tribes to rescue those targeted by the genocidal FCG. The Lowlands expresses its disgust towards the acts of genocide.
* Sureni Jorelo supplies the CEA with the latest scientific breakthroughs from all nations, gained via numerous methods.
* The Lowlands lowers the terrorism watch to 0 to free up more units for deployment.
* Cevania sends 65k troops to assist the Chaotistan Civil War's intervention coalition.
* Numerous Infax migrate to the Lowlands, claiming asylum and trying to flee the conflict.
* The Lowlands prepares for the migration and sends ambulance units to set up small villages until further cities can be built to house the refugees.
* Despite the thousands of genuine refugees, an Infax terrorist bombs a Lowlandian hospital.
* The Lowlands find a way to bring back a pulse when the patient expires by forcing two hands upon the heart after beating it repeatedly. It was found to help increase the survival rates of those suffering from cardiac arrest although research into a method to bring back someone who had suffered a respiratory arrest is ongoing.
* The terrorist who bombed the Lowlandian hospital was arrested immediately. A field hospital was set up and the terrorism watch was raised to 1. 3 fatalities were recorded, including the terrorists.
* The Alacran Union ships its men from Scorpon to head for Chaotistan.
* Infax militias surrender with 800 fatalities with 472 Lowlandian fatalities suffered. The militias were sent to a war penetentiary in Nieuw Monschof and a Lowlandian corporal and the Lieutenant of the Infax militias were sent to a war crime court.
* 50% of Furian regular troops are armed with the Model 1887 Grenzin Repeating Rifle. The others and the militias were armed with the 1830 Grenzin Musket or the 1855 Halfry Sniper Rifle.
* The Lowlands offers Chaotistan 2000 of the militias captured in exhange for the release of General Broeckenhof from a Chaon prison. Chaotistan refuses.
* Furion sends off 90k regulars and 150k militia in ships.
* The Lowlands raises the offer to 3000 Infax militias with 25.000 Euros. Chaotistan finally agrees.
* The Chaon defence system is complete, a 5m-high wall surrounds the island which is 1m thick. The wall is made of bricks and uses thick wood for support. 3m men occupy the wall and half of all Chaon warships aid in the defences.
* The Lowlands releases 3000 Infax militias and 25.000 Euros were sent to Chaotistan on ships. General Broeckenhof was released back to the Lowlands in return.
* Furion faces technical difficulties such as steamboats breaking down near the Alacranian coastline.
* Tebetoros claims that it will take in refugees.
* Chaotistan researches engineering-efficient transport research using Sureni Jorelo's research.
* 800 'Inferior' people from the Arfax region were rescued and 200 were sent to reside in Tebetoros while the rest were granted refuge in Münchhausen.
* Several Infax communities establish a city, Cainfax.
* Several Infax communities send reinforcemets to the Infax tribes north of the Lowlands.
* The Lowlands decides to host a poll for countries to decide if the Münchhausen WC court should be the global official war crime court.
* The CEA regains control of its initial territory. Infax tribes and the FCG still maintain their claims that they are the rightful rulers of Chaotistan.
* As soon as Furian troops land in the Alacran Union, they begin pillaging nearby towns.
* Chaotistan holds the entire island they are situated on.
* The CEA refuses to recognise war crimes as a concept.
* The CEA refuses to recognise any international court.
* The Cevanian president agrees to recognise Münchhausen WC court as the international war crime court of Alluvion.
* Furion threatens to burn Alacranian towns and carry the locals away as slaves if Loren Pefal is not deposed and a payment of 1m Alivans is not delivered.
* The Lowlands sends 800 troops to the Alacran Union to keep the Furians at bay.
* The entire island Chaotistan is situated on is officially under the CEA's control.
* Loren asks Furion to remove its troops. "What the fuck dude? Why would I need to pay up for fucking getting shot in the thigh? I didn't see your petty ass shooting down soldiers with a sniper, I only saw you in a bunker" - Loren Pefal.
* The Lowlands registers the imminent Lowlandian troops as Alacranians to keep the Lowlands neutral.
* President Nazir of Raakut requests to send 3 expeditionary units to the CEA with an attache to gain intel.
* A small group of Infax beat up a guard patrolling the Lowlandia border.
* Furion surrounds one of the Alacran coastal towns and levels it with artillery.
* Infax communities slowly spread toward Cevania despite their small numbers.
* Lowlandian police detain the suspects who assaulted the Lowlandian guard and sends them to a penetentiary.
* Furion ransacks another Alacran town, killing all the men and carrying the women and children away as slaves. Jesus.
* The Alacran Union offers to pay if Furion gives a genuine excuse that does not relate to their being 'Insulted'.
* Chaotistan accepts Raakut's expeditionary units.
* Cevania pulls its troops out of Chaotistan.
* The Lowlands declares that an attack on one member of the Coalition League is an attack on all.
* The Southfax group is formed. They are a terrorist group that believes the Lowlands should be under Infax control. They are small and condemned by the CEA and FCG. Damn.
* Furion threatens to level the town of Telepho in 2 hours unless Loren Pefal apologises and pays 1m Alivans.
* Furion decides to steal 'domestic and military machines' in Telepho instead.
* The entire Coalition League is ordered to place sanctions on Furian metals and valuable resources.
* Furion argues that the Alacran Union joined the Coalition League after it invaded and is therefore not applicable for Coalition League protections..
* The Alacran Union declares that if one machine in Telephon is missing, Furion will regret it.
* The Lowlands refutes with the claim that Furion made their demands after the Alacran Union.
* Alacran forces from Pelton Field arrive to Telepho. Their numbers are classified.
* Cevania sanctions Furion on valuable resources and metals.
* The Coalition League gains evidence that the Alacran Union joined after the threats but before shots were fired. Sanctions on Furion are repealed except the ones on steel, copper and brass.
* Cevania repeals its sanctions of Furion's valuable resources.
* The Coalition League vetoes its attack on Furion and will be attempting diplomatic missions.
* The CEA sends 100k trained men to help Furion with its Alacran conflict.
* Cevania closes all borders to Chaotistan.
* The Southfax destroy a small portion of the Lowlandia border.
* The Lowlands enforces a shoot-on-sight policy when terrorists or their lookalikes are seen. I am sure this can't go wrong.
* Raakut sends 7k regular infantry units to Chaotistan.
* The Lowlands increases border security tenfold with day-night police patrols with cruiser lights on.
* Furion positions howitzers around nearby Alacranian cities, civilians have 2 days to evacuate before shots are fired.
* Cevania deports Chaons and increases border security tenfold.
* Loren Pefal asks John Zimmerman personally to remove all Furian troops, offering them one last chance to run off.
* President Nazir of Raakut condemns Cevania's recent deportation actions.
* The Lowlands condemns the deportation of Chaons in Cevania as an act of racism.
* Cevania orders the mass-production of Springfield rifles.
* The Alacran Union pays 100k Alivans to Furion for its 'insult' to the Furian people.
* The Infax begin beating up guards at the Cevanian border.
* "There, take it ya fucking petty bitches" - Loren Pefal to Furion.
* Furian troops withdraw to Furion. They keep the stolen goods, military hardware and 30k slaves taken from Telepho.
* Dr. Helen Hellfeather leads another research initiative to produce heavy land vehicles with armour piercing projectiles.
* Cevania orders 500 Porbs to patrol its border on a regular basis.
* Cevania sends 650 troops equipped with recently developed revolvers and Springfield rifles to the border.
* Estimates place the ratio between Southfax and FCG-influenced Infax tribes at 1:2.
* Loren Pefal's approval rating falls to 72% due to the incident with Furion, many claim that she was not firm during the incident although they agree with her wishes to avoid war and destruction.
* Furion's citizenry display their joy at bullying the Alacran Union into giving them money and allowing them to keep their stolen goods.
* Raakut defeats the Safy Tribes in the mountainous regions of northern Safy Island and acquires new territory.
* 5/10/1888 The Alacran Union cuts all ties with Furion and no longer recognises it until 1915.
* The Exclave increases security precautions to defend itself and places cautionary sanctions on Furion.
* The Exclave sends a team to the walls (Unknown) to set noclip points.
* Gideon Alexander requests a trial in court.
* In Pelican Bay Island, Exclavian militia loses multiple members to small tribes employing guerilla warfare tactics. However, they managed to sack a camp upon stumbling upon it with heavy losses. They were reduced to 165 but managed to place a flag on the campfire.
* Cevania sends Gideon Alexander to the Münchhausen War Crimes Court.
* The Alacran Union recognises Münchhausen as Alluvion's international crime court.
* The Exclave claims the coast of Pelican Bay Island with a circular portion of territory at the north.
* The Exclave accepts Münchhausen as a international court.
* Raakut refuses to accept Münchhausen as an international court.
* The Imperialist Purity Party of Cevania gains traction in Cevania as a new political party. It believes that all of Alluvion should be owned by Cevania. Suppression attempts by the current Cevanian government have failed.
* The Duckists replace the followers of Jerry as the major raligion on level 8 of the Exclavian backrooms at 50%.
* The Stielhandgranate Model 'I' Type 87 of Kaltland is supposedly put into production, it gets ret-conned to a later date though.
* The Maxim Gun is developed and put into production in Kaltland. The Kaltic Army is equipped with it.
* Kaltic Colonial Forces launch invasions on local tribes east and west of it which were suspected of stealing from and raiding border settlements.
* The local tribes around Kaltland, armed with spears and bows, are eliminated by Kaltic Colonial Forces with trench warfare, barbed wire fortifications and artillery and maxim guns.
* Kaltland sets up multiple designated killzones in front of each trench with cavalry-led infantry to encircle and harrass enemy flanks and lead them into killzones were Maxim Guns, rifles and artillery destroy them.
* Cevanian residents observe a star getting brighter, this event is not explained.
* Kaltland finds that the Maxim Gun is a promising device, despite its water-cooling needs, and begins researching motorised vehicles with armour and integrated weapons.
* Kaltland integrates the territories it was invading into Kaltland and integrate them into their respective municipalities.
* Kaltland compares trench warfare and/or mobile warfare doctrines to determine which one suits it best.
* Furion threatens to execute 5000 prisoners it took from the Alacran Union if they refuse to recognise it.
* The star growing brighter observed by Cevania ceases to grow. The Tebetorans dub it 'Slark's Star'.
* In Kaltland, the HSMSI requests to use the local tribal peoples for testing purposes and is swiftly denied. However, a string of disappearances were noted among vulnerable groups of the newly-acquired villages and settlements Kaltland conquered. The HSMSI and other suspect groups could not be linked to these disappearances.
* Kaltland determines that the conquered tribes are known as the Kuri, both east and west, somehow.
* Kaltland offers to sell 300 doses of their newly-made Polio vaccine, they also disclose that it was made by the HSMSI. Cevania responds and Kaltland offers to sell them at $200 USD for each dose. Cevania offers 120k CVD and the deal passes.
* The Lowlands requests to send an MRT to rescue the Kuri villagers in Kaltland to bring them to safer areas due to the disappearances. Kaltland accepts.
* Kaltland and the Lowlands begin evacuation efforts due to the kidnapping cases spiking. The people are brought to Kaltic cities.
* Kaltland produces gas masks to issue to soldiers and civilian facilities in the event of a chemical outbreak.
* The competition in Kaltland for a flying machine is won, the Zeppelin airship is the winner. Research was started and blueprints were drawn up.
* Cevania creates a new military branch called the 'Elite Guard', it comprises the best Cevanian soldiers and naval forces.
* Kaltland hopes to phase out its hot air balloons with the airship.
* The Alacran Union announces that it performs a new census which displays the population and new cities for the nation. The results would be made public once Alacranian recent infrastructure projects are completed.
* Kaltland produces more hot air balloons to add to its air force should the airship be a failure.
* Kaltland begins planting rubber plantations to make up for its new rubber demand. The plantations will be built in the Kuri territories.
* Kaltland discovers the Glow Worm within the Waddo cave within the Kuri territories in East Kaltland.
* As a response to the discovery of the Glow Worm, Kaltland locks the Waddo cave down and prohibits unauthorised access to the cave to preserve Glow Worm nests for research purposes.
* The Exclave discovers a Glow Worm population in levels 9 and 17 with a smaller population of 250 in level 10. "what, those weren't stalactites?" - Thomas demper, ELDU general.
* Raakut trains its troops for an invasion of the organised tribal nations south of its northern holdings on Safy Island. They plan multiple naval invasions due to the mountainous regions acting as a natural barrier.
* Kaltland produces various ships to improve its naval forces which up till then, used wooden vessels. Torpedo ships were built to supplement their navy. Some ships were modified to contain multiple torpedo tubes despite the limited storage. Testing had begun.
* Kaltland dubs the torpedo ships the Heckler 880 Model 'A'. The modified variants are named Heckler 880 Model 'B' which replace the Model 'A' due to effectiveness.
* Raakut begins its peacekeeping operation.
* ClojLand is established.
* Furion enters the non-canon wtf stage, all entries related to this alternative bizzaro-world will be preceded by the symbol '&'.
* &Furion bans the military and violence.
* Raakut brings its older flag back.
* &Furion legalises sex again.
* The Alacran Union updates its census report with a new population count and map.
* &Weapons and body armour in Furion are smelted into utensils.
* &Furion finds an efficient means of converting howitzers and light artillery into kitchen blenders.
* &Furion converts its largest battleship, the FWS Tempest, into a housing complex.
* Kaltland switches all torpedo ships to the Model 'B'.
* &Wheat harvesting season in Furion.
* &Furion recognises the Exclave as a legitimate nation.
* &A leaked document from the Exclave details a monologue from an unknown government official expressing his concern that John Zimmerman of Furion is undergoing a bout of madness. He emphasises how odd it is for Furion to recognise the Exclave and wonders if they should send medical personnel to Furion.
* (META) &Furion tells the Exclave 'Screw you'.
* &The Exclave apologises for the whistleblower and hunts them down for immediate arrest.
* &Furion offers to trade an apple. A single apple.
* Kaltland recognises the Exclave, Furion, Cevania, the Lowlands, the Alacran Union, Raakut, Chaotistan (In limited amounts), ClojLand and BloogaVille.
* &Furion builds its first model train.
* Raakut's peacekeeping operation ends and it establishes a unified puppet state, Raak Tourrey/Tourrey.
* &Furion invents apple sauce.
* &Due to excessive conversion of equipment into kitchen applicances, a noclip entry directly to level 12 of the Exclavian backrooms opens up in the Furian melting facilities.
* &As no one bought the apple, Furion ran it over with a train. RIP.
* Kaltland completes infrastructure efforts to transport goods and supplies around the country with ease.
* Kaltland begins industrialisation and modernisation efforts in the Kuri territories.
* Kaltland prospects for more crude oil, having already discovered many promising locations.
* Kaltland contemplates building the Zoo Weissberg.
* Kaltland purchases a Crystalline from Cevania for 2 breeding pairs of Ocean Worms including instructions to care for them (Limited due to limited knowledge) and materials to maintain them for a month.
* Offer change: Kaltland purchases a breeding(?) pair of Crystallines from Cevania for 2 breeding pairs of Ocean Worms including instructions to care for them (Limited due to limited knowledge) and materials to maintain them for a month. Joint-research is established.
* The request for Zoo Weissberg to be built is approved by Kaltland. The Crystallines received from Cevania are stored in secure research facilities.
* Yparchon Laboratories is given charge over Zoo Weissberg research, the HSMSI is prohibited from using the creatures within for their 'Experiments'.
* Cevania encounters an aggressive tribe to its east in the Swamplands. They are called the 'Lachimex Tribe'.
* Kaltland's oil prospecting missions end and oil wells and refineries are built. Kaltland produces 3m Barrels/day.
* Kaltland invents the Otto Engine and puts it into production.
* In Kaltland, Kurt the Elder, the Chief of the General Staff, notes that the Kaltic Army is not well modernised. This led to his requests for modernisation efforts within the Kaltic command structure and tactics to be approved.
* Kurt the Elder of Kaltland encourages war game training for officers using Kriegsspiel which led to multiple variants forming. Multiple smaller independent armies in concentric operations were also proposed and the tactic is called 'Kesselschlacht'. Kurt introduces a new idea for military doctrine summarised as 'March divided, Fight united' by moving units separately and concentrating them before a battle. Kurt also encourages initiative among commanding officers out of the immediate messaging radius of Kaltic command centres.
* Kaltland revamps its military marching system, separating the different corps and placing them into groups. Detailed operations and plans with acceptable deviations are also introduced.
* Kaltland builds up a small merchant fleet to dock and purchase goods all over Alluvion. Multiple warships accompany Kaltic merchant fleets to protect them from pirates and/or other creatures.
* Kaltland increases the production of artillery, deeming it necessary for coastal defense against ships. Factories in southern West Kaltland begin production.
* Kaltland adopts the policy of deterrence to prevent attacks from being launched against the country.
* A company in Kaltland named 'Barochin Shipyards' is established and begins producing commercial ships although their facilities could be readjusted for military purposes.
* Dagon is discovered sleeping below the centre of the Alluvion ocean between Furion, Chaotistan and Kaltland. It was determined to be hibernating when discovered.
* Construction of The Zoo Weissberg in Kaltland is complete and the Crystallines obtained from Cevania were transferred to an enclosure. Pigs, cows, chickens and other livestock available from local farms were bought and transferred to their respective enclosures.
* The Cosoda Company forms in Kaltland when a former colonel from the Kaltland invasion of the Kuri Tribe with a morphine addiction attempted to find a substitute for morphine. He eventually patented a recipe that used Kola nuts sourced from rainforests. It is known as Kaltic Wine Coca and is marketed as a panacea and aphrodisiac. The drink grew in popularity when Kaiser Hansel drank it whilst suffering from a sore throat, he claimed that it was a beneficial drink that many people who thought often could use. This led to the growing popularity of Kaltic Wine Coca among the scientific and religious communities of Kaltland. Its ingredients include an unnamed alcoholic beverage, coca, kola nut, damiana and cocaethylene (Cocaine mixed with alcohol).
* Chaotistan calls Dagon its new god.
* Kaltland exports Cosoda products to nations with drinking restrictions such as the ALacran Union by producing a new drink recipe that is non-alcoholic with no cocaine and alcohol involved in the production process to make it legal to export in these nations. Sugar is introduced with other secret ingredients to produce 'Coso-Cola'.
* Chaotistan begins sacrificing humans to Dagon.
* Raakut kills all the Namisians as they had killed Raaks.
* Chaotistan finds a tiny island close to Dagon's resting place and claim it as their homeland.
* Southfax takes an interest in Dagon.
* Chaotistan orders numerous geographers, cartographers, mathematicians and biologists to research Dagon and the Chaos Worshipping Army's new homeland.
* &It's another sunny day in Furion (Sunny day in Philedelphia reference?).
* Sureni Jorelo leaks a conversation between The Provider and an unknown individual in Chaotistan. The Provider states that the Infax had become impossible to control and proposes a plan to aid the Southfax eliminate the Lowlands. The unknown individual states that Chaotistan had performed its duties and the Southfax will finish the rest of their work. The Provider suggests moving Dagon to Lowlandia but the unknown individual mentions that they will need the CEA's permission. The Provider eventually discloses that he knows who the unknown individual is but the document is torn at that section. The unknown individual's name starts with a 'P' and Sureni Jorelo swears to find the rest of the conversation.
* The Lowlands launches a major raid on the 2nd largest Southfax base within 15 miles of the Lowlandian border. After 15 minutes, it is torn to shreds with cannons, after an hour, the Southfaxians regroup and provide a fierce resistance. 1000 are injured, 300 are killed (Most are civilians).
* The Coalition League sets up a peacekeeping force of 4000 men, The Lowlands commits 4600 men to keep nations in the alliance safe and prevent petty wars.
* A massive migration of Southfaxians head for the CWA's homeland.
* The Lowlands demands that Chaotistan stop the Southfaxians from attacking their borders and to stop all support for the FCG.
* The Lowlands gives Chaotistan money and weapons to boost its barrier, Chaotistan pledges to control the Southfaxians. However, Chaotistan is unable to cease supporting the FCG.
* Raakut drastically increases its military spending.
* The Infax boost its border security to ensure that Southfaxian terrorist attacks are reduced.
* Sureni Jorelo announces his research on Dagon, discovering that Dagon had laid multiple eggs which he claims are too deep for 1880s technology to uncover.
* A document in Chaotistan is leaked detailing a discussion between the Emblem Wearer, an expert in an unspecified field and the Chaon Home taskforce general. The expert proposes to turn Dagon into a weapon for Chaotistan and the Home taskforce general is ordered to send people down for a closer inspection while the expert resumes his explanation that the eggs are at minimum 1k below the surface and are completely unobtainable at the bottom of a deep trench. He theorises that if there was a second Dagon, it would be deceased and Dagon was most likely protecting its eggs and could awaken from its slumber if extraction efforts were underway. The Emblem Wearer retorts that the expert lacks knowledge and orders him to resume his research.
* Due to an accident, Dagon dies. However, the eggs remain intact and the hatchlings are predicted to be weaker at a danger level of 7.
* The IACR entry for the Dagon hatchlings is inputted. There are an unknown amount of them with a danger level of 7, they were found in an unaccessible location at the bottom of a predicted 1km deep trench near Dagon's corpse.
* The Lowlands captures the Southfax base with 2873 Southfax injuries, a majority coming from friendly fire, the Southfax suffered 783 fatalities, a majority coming from their opening fire on civilians. The Lowlands suffered 1783 infuries and 923 fatalities mostly coming from accidental artillery barrages on a nearby city.
* The anti-Southfax alliance claims responsibility for the attacks on Dagon, stating that no one should possess such power. The CWA sacrified them to Dagon's corpse.
* Reports come in from Chaotistan of a slight disturbance amonst the eggs of Dagon.
* The Lachimex Tribe kidnaps 5 Cevanian soldiers. Cevania deploys 50 troops to free them.
* In the Infax Country, signs of small neighbourhood fighting between the Southfax and Anti-Southfax Alliance is found.

### 1890

* The Alacran Union announces that it has completed the Cangrejo International Court. The court will be used by any nation to solve any dometic issues or disputes with another country although recognition is required for use of the court.
* 6/9/1890 The Alacran Union recognises Furion as a country again.
* Raakut is disestablished.
* A document in Chaotistan is leaked detailing a conversation between the Emblem Wearer and the aforementioned expert of an unspecified field. The expert explains that there was a slight disturbance in the energy emanated from Dagon's eggs when he died, he also describes how the tentacles of Dagon attract its eggs, a mechanism which could be exploited to extract the eggs. The expert proposes the use of mechanisms to move and control the tentacles onto the land where they could bundle the tentacles together to obtain the eggs. However, he notes that each tentacle is 100m long and extremely heavy which would be a logistical nightmare for Chaotistan. He explains that if the anti-Southfax alliance interferes, the eggs could be destroyed. The Emblem Wearer promises to sort the logistics of the operations and tells the expert to figure out what he needs.
* The Cevanian troops kidnapped were safely returned home.
* The Lachimex reportedly shoot a 4 year old boy in Cevania.
* Kaltic archaeological digs and historians discover that a large amount of the tribes surrounding Kaltland hold Kaltic ancestral roots. Kaiser Hansel contemplates unifying all who are deemed to be of a Kaltic origin.
* Kaltland contemplates establishing a sphere of protection around the Kaltic tribes, ensuring that infighting and slavery are outlawed within their territories and among their peoples.
* A document in Chaotistan is leaked detailing a conversation between The Emblem Wearer and the aforementioned expert of an unidentified field. The expert explains that the tentacles of Dagon were successfully removed despite the difficulties involved. He also details a plan to extract the tentacles by utilising submarines and ships, using anchors to transport the tentacles to the upper sea bed where hundreds of thick harnesses would be used to pull the tentacles out of the ocean and lay them onto the island using workers. The Emblem Wearer proposes a plan which he claims would ensure a smooth operation.
* Kaltland's flag is designed.
* Kaltland begins trading with the tribes south and west of it for fur.
* Due to its carbonated nature, Coso Cola is viewed by Kaltics as a novelty, especially the alcoholic version.
* The Exclave offers to buy the Alcoholic variant of Coso-Cola from Kaltland in exchange for wires for a writogram and 25 of the devices.
* The Lachimex Tribe declares war on Cevania for an unknown reason.
* The Lachimex Tribe deploys 5k men to Yellowport, Cevania. The Cevanians, armed with rifles and cannons, defend the area and begin firing their cannons at the incoming Lachimex.
* Cevania trades 100 Porbs for 100 Sentient Ladders, although they state 'Ladders' which leaves room for an exploit or loophole. Also, Porb Trafficking.
* The Alacran Union announces a prohibition on Coso-Cola until the ingredients are revealed.
* The Alacran Union urges nations to recognise Cangrejo as Alluvion's domestic court.
* Kaltland recognises Cangrejo International Court as a mediator for international disputes.
* The HSMSI in Kaltland petition the Kaiser and the Minister-President to grant them permission to conscript soldiers (This ended up becoming voluntary, although never stated) for a military branch known as the Arztkorp for the deployment of experimental biological and chemical weapons whilst protecting Kaltic troops and civilians from chemical and biological weapons. They are also used for commiting heinous acts under the HSMSI but no one knows that ;). Due to the HSMSI's reputation, the request is close to rejection.
* Dr. Hans Schmidt uses his vote in the Kaltic parliament to shift the votes in favour of the Arztkorp.
* Cevania eliminates most of the Lachimex Tribe's military and begins launching an invasion of its land.
* In Kaltland, Yparchon Laboratories requests the creation of the Abwehrtruppe to aid in decontamination, combat and medical work to serve as a counter to the Arztkorp should they go too far. Dr. Hans seemed highly receptive to the idea for unknown reasons.
* The HSMSI successfully vetoes all rejection and delaying efforts of the Kaltic Political Wing due to Dr. Hans' influence. The Arztkorp is established and training and equipping begins.
* The Abwehrtruppe in Kaltland is commissioned to serve as a countermeasure to the Arztkorp.
* In Kaltland, Yparchon Laboratories discovers the radio through researcher Heinrich Hertz. Hertz proved that airborne electromagnetic waves could be transmitted through a specific type of apparatus. This discovery was deemed major and Kaltland begins researching the radio device.
* In Kaltland, the construction of the first airship begins in Neu Kaltland.
* In Kaltland, the Reisefieber Company begins researching a bicycle safer than the tricycles present in the Kaltic market. Kaltland invents the safety bicycle.
* The CEA proposes a deal to any nation willing to listen. 40% of Dagon's eggs would be kept by Chaotistan's government but the other 60% would be sold to other nations. Nations could pay either through money, materials or through aiding in Dagon research. If a nation's actions result in a serious setback or sabotage, the deal would be cut and the eggs would be kept by Chaotistan.
* The HSMSI, without Kaltland's knowledge, negotiates a deal with Chaotistan. Some HSMSI grunts are 'volunteered' to pull the tentacles of Dagon to control them and retrieve the eggs. The HSMSI sends 3 groups of men, their leaders are Hans Dortzel, Friedrich Kreuger and Adolf Fischer.
* Chaotistan and the HSMSI lift a few of Dagon's tentacles from the upper sea bed.
* Kaltland draws up designs for a new battleship. It has been dubbed the 'Kaiser Hansel'-class.
* Chaotistan completes phase two of its plan, raising all tentacles onto Dagon Island. Chaotistan begins constructing a pier.
* Chaotistan determines that 100 eggs could be retrieved with an estimated 1000 eggs beneath the 100 which are, as of the time period, irretrievable.
* Cevania offers to trade with Kaltland.
* Chaotistan offers 5 eggs to the HSMSI.
* A large figure with wings and a long neck was spotted flying through the night sky in Cevania, the Tebetorans claim that it was the Slark.
* Cevania offers to trade with the Exclave. Cevania trades 100 revolvers for 800 flooripusse.

### 1892

* The first functional road vehicle was invented in the Exclave.
* &Finally, the Furion military is re-established. Yay?
* Furion declares its intent to invade West Gazala in 1893.
* Cevania recognises Cangrejo as the international domestic court.
* The Lachimex Tribe surrenders.
* The Lowlandian police begins employing the use of bicycles and motorcycles.
* Cevanian presidential election. The candidates are: Linus Richardson (People's Party), Reed Robinson (Civil Rights Party) and William Rodriguez (Imperial Puritist Party).
* Linus Richardson wins with a 50% majority support. Reed Robinson receives 47% and William Rodriguez receives 3%.
* A Cevanian senator claims that the election was rigged, citing the PPoC winning every election as the norm.
* Linus' support steadily grows to 59%.
* William Rodrigeuz opts out of the Cevanian presidential election, claiming that it is rigged.
* The Exclave begins researching a space cannon. upon realising how far behind it is in technology.
* The Exclave begins researching self-powering carriages that do not require ladders.
* Cevania begins investing in motors and aims to have all carriages be self-powered by 1900.
* The Cevanian presidential election ends and Linus Richardson wins with a 60% majority support.
* A large police chase occurs in the Lowlands. 17 vehicles were involved and the suspect was rammed into a large structure by a 3-wheel policecar. The suspect was placed in Westerburg MC in critical condition. The 3-wheeler collapses under the stress of the impact.
* Reed Robinson plans to run again in the next Cevanian presidential election.
* Ex-President of Cevania, Marcus Mitchell, was demoted to cabinet member.
* The Cevanian Conservative Party (CCP) is founded.
* The National Libertarian Party of Cevania (NLPoC) is founded.
* The Cevanian senate was expanded to consist of 500 seats, with 100 for each party.
* 1/11/1892 in a field near Sureto, 2 men (Polen Fure and Fernan Rodrig) invent a machine that can take flight. They use propellers and steel wings to sustain wind pressure to ensure it can fly. It was tested by running and sending it off a 35foot hill and it soared for 24 seconds. El Gobierno Central takes an interest in this discovery and is requesting details concerning it.
* President Linus Richardson comments on the new discovery in the Alacran Union, "Truly remarkable.".
* The HSMSI initiates a secret project to extract prehistoric viruses and microbes from the Dagon eggs for biological warfare use. (Note: This only works because of the Dagon-related story, "Legend of Keret" [Appropriated to an Alluvine context] to reconcile it with modern science)
* The Fizzard is discovered in the Lachimex Swamplands with approximately 100k discovered in the wild.
* The Abwehrtruppe report nothing unusual within HSMSI facilities in Kaltland.
* Kaltland initiates projects to construct large radio transmitters across West Kaltland, if successful, more will be built in East Kaltland and Neu Kaltland.
* The Exclave discovers a means of producing a powerful motor, although it requires Croydian gas to run. Reports were released outlining basic designs for a gas tank to be fitted on the motors.
* WIP

### 1895

* The car is revealed to the public from the Exclave.

### 1910

* The Stielhandgranate Model 'I' Type 87 is un-ret-conned.

## Meta

The Server was created by Slushi and Gamma joined the server as the first member. Panzerknight eventually joined and there was much discussion over who to invite and who not to invite.

There were talks of establishing a tech tree but it appears that it was not implemented.

Porbs existed in a previous server. There is a widely held distaste of them, however two nations have shown more positive attitudes towards porbs.

"Fuck Porbs" - Schnick Schnack Schnuck

Panzer was the original mapmaker and it seems that there were plans for a research point system.