The Niners

The Niners are the followers of Alex the 9. They are devoted to serving Alex the 9 in any way that they can, which is usually not by doing anything, but they do help Alex, by giving him feedback on levels and videos, and by making this wiki. They specialize in gaming.

## History

The Niners have a deep and storied history. Much of it is detailed in the sacred texts.

The origin of the discord, however, was outlined in the infamous Alex the 9 documentary by targic.

During Alex's first livestream, Vasten made Alex a Discord, which Alex and all of the other OG members joined. This includes skwo, HVAC, DevotedCheetah01, idiot Snare, and then the Ninepocolypse happened, and more people started using the server again, including Windixie.

Later still, TastyCactus444 and Cookie also joined the server.

## Individual Niners

### Aliases

John, Mike Rophone, Noah, ryan, Ian, Wyatt, Todd, T3ny, Jackson, Jonathan "monkey" Cardel, Santa Claus, king monkey, Curious George

## Physical description

### Eye color

blue

*"*"*yo what's up gamers my name is (name) but feel free to call me (name that isnt related in any way to my name). I plan to go into high school math education at (university) and my hobbies include teaching 3d printing at an after school program for my old high school, crying*  *(I'm single and very lonely **ladies**), and video games (related)"*

(When asked if his mom is Santa) *"'that's a trade secret'"*

"*we need to develop a flowchart and put it on the wiki"*

"*me and the boys abandoning the boys"*

*"'wife :)' -Vasten"*

"*can you make a tutorial on how to make friends? asking for a friend"*

-*Vasten*

Vasten is the founder of the Alex the 9 discord.

He is a Toad stand user that works as a cashier at a place that sells things, and is currently pursuing a math degree.

#### Trivia

He is an expert on Legos, or something.

I really don't know what else to write.

Wait, now I know.

Haru is his favorite

He was once fervently anti-gaming, even going as far as to say: "not gaming" but he is anti-gaming no longer.

He is Santa Claus. I would have put it under Aliases, but the infobox is already way too big.

He looks like Call Me Carson.

He looked especially like Call Me Carson in 10th grade.

Pineapples were named after pine cones

He is called Vasten because it's an arrangement of the German name of a Legend of Zelda Spirit tracks character or something.

His dad also wanted to name him "Sven"

He is self described as "chronically tired and constantly confused",

Vasten Bot is named after him.

He died once, but is currently alive again.

He added Haiku bot to the discord, along with Banana Bot

### Aliases

Snare-Hawk, idiot Snare, gaming 2, Bot Boy, idiot Snare; the Bot Boy, idiot Snare; the pin boy, wife (by vasten), gamer, ajar, snard, snard itd be funny

### Relatives

Cookie (Mother) Cookie (Father) Alex (Dad)

## Physical description

### Gender

gamer

*"*bruhujgiiuk,*'"*

*"Santa's real he blew my dad off"*

"*I will establish ~~communism~~ peace"*

"*also tepig quote the message you're currently reading as one of my quotes; it'd be funny"*

-idiot Snare

idiot Snare is another of the Niners, and the other moderator on the server.

He has brought over many bots to the server, and has also edited the wiki a few times. He frequently uses his status to pin messages. He has made many of the emotes and also has also made a Hunger Games simulator for the discord. (https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=Z9a76PwC)

### Trivia

He was the one who first called the CEO of Bullying stinky.

He is self described as an idiot.

He said the N-Word once, but it's okay, because he's black.

Well, at least his Mii is

He used to have a Persona Profile Picture, and still likes it

He especially likes Morgana™, seen on the right.

He is a Joker Main.

Also related to Persona, he thinks Futaba is best girl and is called a pedophile because of it

He doesn't want to see Vasten's face

Sears used to sell houses.

   He is also a stand user

He likes to see people become weebs, for some reason.

I wish it was easier to format images on Fandom

But it is free, so it's better than nothing

He wrote most of !cbt (Kids, don't look up cbt. I did, and regretted it. Seriously don't. Please.)

He made most of the Lego Star Wars profile pictures

those pictures are used by all of The Niners but HVAC

### Aliases

bad boy gaming, bad boy; gaming, pancake, :fishing\_pole\_and\_fish:

## Physical description

### Eye color

gaming

*"wowie zowie"*

*"i went 2 taco bell and that was my taco bell virginity lost"*

"*yea sorry my gamer garb is a bit too intense 4 the fake gamers here"*

"*i want lightup sketchers!!!!!!"*

*"'remember' do u not play animal jam 24/7???"*

"*the small child hath been executed we may rejoice"*

-skwo

Skwo is a gamer who is also a bad boy, and Luigi. He knows Cookie from some other Discord, and has a lot of information about her, that he can't reveal because he swore on Tupac that he wouldn't so Cookie would marry Alex, which she refused to do.

He has an extreme addiction to gambling and has wasted hours upon hours winning and losing a fortune of owodollers as he flips coins, plays slot machines, and plays Blackjack.

#### Trivia

He recently went to the Lego store and presumably bought Legos.

He has 100,000 subscribers on youtube

Speaking of 100,000, a bolt of lightning contains enough energy to toast 100,000 slices of bread

He once got this message and blamed Israel

**U miss the bus**

(Fruit Emojis)

**Do u get it**

He thinks makoto best girl

His favorite Pokemon is Mudkip, and rightfully so. Mudkip is great

His main is Byleth, with Ridley as a secondary.

He is good enough to beat his wife and Snare at Smash, but not good enough that he wins every time.

In fact, one time he just stalled for ten minutes after losing 2 stock and won in sudden death

He is self described as Sasuke Uchiha. He says that he hates a lot of things and he doesn't particularly like anything. What he has is not a dream, because he will make it a reality. He's going to restore his clan and destroy a certain somebody.

### Aliases

VerboseBot, very :sunglasses:, very ;sunglasses;, not very :sadepic:, gaming 69, gaming

### Relatives

Unnamed Parents, Uncle, Uncle's friend, Uncle's friend's cousin (who works for Sakurai)

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

At a hospital or other medical facility, through a surgical procedure used to deliver a baby through incisions in the abdomen and uterus

### Date of death

When he realizes Penguim isn't coming back

### Place of death

Penguim came back so he's probably immortal now oh heck

## Physical description

### Gender

A person, of which possesses an XY chromosome set, which indicates that you are a male of your species, that species being that of the Homo Sapien, also known as a human, and thus containing the male genitalia of that of a male human.

*"This is a democracy, after all"*

"*But did you LIKE the gay space rocks?"*

"*Today, is Mufasa actually an anarchist?"*

"*I am banging your gf"*

"*Let the cool ranch ; flow through you"*

-DevotedCheetah1

DevotedCheetah1 is a entity, who operates the application that is referred to as "Discord" in order that he may communicate freely with other entities by verbally speaking to them via a microphone which then broadcasts the sound of his voice through the internet, transmitting it through the speakers of the other users. It also allows him to communicate with others through writing, specifically transcription of the English alphabet and other commonly used symbols through a keyboard. One feature of this application is to allow different groups of people to converge into "servers", or message areas where people who share those interests, and one such of his interests is Alex the 9. As he was one of the original members and stayed fairly "active", communicating through the server often. This led to him becoming one of "The Niners." The most significant things that he has done through the server, are to create many versions of commonly used phases, both within the server and popular culture, that use as many words as possible, making them "verbose." The other significant thing that he accomplished is ending the biased system that the server was being managed on, which was known as "Crapitalism" an amalgamation of a slang word for feces and the economic system in which industry, most trade, and the means of production is controlled by individuals and corporations, as opposed to the state. It was replaced with a system in which only Vasten and Snare having complete administrative power over the server.

#### Trivia

There will be consequences Snare

   All that he reads are reading materials pertaining to WWII or Dragons.

He wishes he had money

He didn't see the new Lion King Remake

He only uses mobile

Coca-Cola was the first soft drink in space.

He thinks Platinum is the best Pokemon game

He doesn't have MS paint

He is self described as "*Yea, I guess you could say im a gamer*"

## HVAC

Heating, ventilation, and air conditioning

### Aliases

KrazySamurai, Goose, sam, Golira, HVAC Technician

## Physical description

### Eye color

No irises, only soulless black eyes

"*i’m always in gaming uniform-*

*that is to say nothing but a trench coat and underwear"*

"*us mortals have no right to trifle with the affairs of the gods"*

"*i have to watch it it’s part of the deal i signed with anime satan"*

*"tepig is good"*

-HVAC

HVAC is yet another one of The Niners. According to Vasten, he initially helped to run the server, along with targic. ("*Yeah but targic and sam basically ran the server initially")*

He was briefly tricked by the hacker maxdepres3er, but he quickly caught on. He used this to his advantage during the Ninepocolypse, and caused max to think that he was on his side. Unfortunately, this caused some people to mistrust him, and he was harassed briefly because of it.

Later, Alex made a video reacting to one of his videos, making him one of two Niners to have an Alex video completely dedicated to them. The video can be found here and his channel can be found here.

#### Trivia

He doesn't like Byleth

His favorite Pokemon generation is Generation 5

He lives for technology

A baby puffin is called a "puffling."

His Smash mains are Ganondorf and Luigi, but he will main Steve when he gets announced as DLC

He plays Yu-gi-oh

### Aliases

Bird, B;rd, Yoda \*pulls out lightsaber\*, Cheeky lil Chungus, Fat Bastard Theo, Chipmunk B;rd, Windexie

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

In the Precambrian era before the Trilobites walked the earth

## Physical description

### Eye color

Shit Color

*"Doritos are for FAKE gamers, everybody knows real gamers eat Chips Ahoy"*

"*Sorry @Vasten but people who like Isabelle sexually are kind of disgusting"*

*"anime is anigay"*

"*I asked out my crush and she advertised me Raid shadow legends"*

Windixie is a Bird, and also a The Niner. He was one of the last The Niners to join the Discord, joining during the Ninepocolypse. He has the longest DM history with Alex, likely due to the fact that he created some actually good fanart for The Legend of Wiimote, which is Alex's current profile picture for his channel Alex the 90.

Go subscribe to his Youtube Channel! He's going to br doing a video with Alex.

#### Trivia

His favorite Pokemon Generation is HGSS

His smash main is Jigglypuff, and his most wanted characters are Nintendog, Bokoblin, Pitch and Nago duo, and Pyoro, or basically anyone but Geno

He thinks Futaba is best girl in Persona

He thinks CYNTHIA is real best girl

He thinks Attack of the Clones had the best story and worst execution of Star Wars

The odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740.

He hates Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Isa, Game and Watch, Steven Universe, and

He likes Fanboy and Chum Chum, being not a homosexual (sorry boys), this server, Nintwendo, and Pizza Pasta

The largest known living organism is an aspen grove.

He was featured in the Alex the 9 video the legend of the wiimote:challenge (here) making him the second Niner to be featured inside of an Alex the 9 video

His fanart was also inside of the Alex the 9 video The best fanart I seen (here)

### Aliases

TastyCactus444, kl, Tepig, tepog, gamingCactus444, sansy

## Physical description

### Gender

gamer

*"you should try desktop butterflies, it really improves your experience"*

"*I can't wait for a 23 minute video about shields"*

"*I'm sure everyone's been a meme of fat Bugs Bunny at least once"*

"*I just realized that there's no real rule for quotes. I could say anything, right now, and make it a quote. There's no limit to brevity, or really anything. I feel like this is taking the easy way out though, so I'll get it over with. I've built this up, so I have to think of something funny. Something that is truly worth the length of this quote. Therefore, I say... banana"*

"*why are 4 people named nut"*

TepigCactus444 was the second to last The Niner to join. He is known for making most of this wiki, for having bad internet, and for not being a weeb.

He is referred to as "TastyCactus444" on basically everything, except Discord, in which he accidentally named himself "kl"

...Trivia time!