The Morning After (KateModern)

*This article is about the KateModern video. For the lonelygirl15 video, see The Morning After.*

**The Morning After** is the two-hundred ninety-first webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the one-hundred thirty-sixth video of season two.

## Transcript

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(*Shot of the TV with an old movie playing. Cut to Charlie and Steve, sleeping together in a bed, and Anthony passed out on the floor with a cigarette in his mouth*.)

**Julia:** Ugh. (*Zooms in on Anthony*.) Heavy night. (*Pans to Charlie and Steve*.) Heavy night. (*Turns the camera on herself*.) I can't really remember much of it. Uh, but it was really great being back with my mates. So we moved really quickly yesterday. That means Rupert, you're never gonna be able to find us now.

**Lauren:** Breakfast! (*Julia pans to Lauren carrying a bag of groceries*.) Oh, sorry Jules; didn't realize. You all right? This lot kept me awake last night, noisy sods. (*Puts a piece of bread on Charlie's back*.) Even tried crashing in the car, but it was too cold. (*Tosses a piece of bread to Julia*.) Here you go.

**Julia:** Cheers. Look, we better get going, yeah? Toe! Toe! (*Hits Anthony's feet*.)

**Anthony:** Would you? Alright, I'm up. I'm not feeling too good, yeah?

**Lauren:** (*Holds a piece of bread over Anthony*.) Would you like ze breakfast, Monsieur Toe? (*Drops the bread for Anthony*.)

**Anthony:** Get lost.

(*Cut to Anthony's feet*.)

**Julia:** Toe, your feet stink.

(*Cut to Julia watching the scenery from the car. The camera zooms out to Anthony looking sick in the back seat*.)

**Anthony:** Chaz, seriously, you should be aware I'm not feeling to good, love.

**Charlie:** We've got to make it across. We've got to make the next one.

**Steve:** Yeah. The sooner we make it back to England, the better.

**Lauren:** Yeah, we don't want The Order catching up with us again.

**Anthony:** Right, this is spinning me around like a wet t-shirt competition.

**Lauren:** Well, you shouldn't have drank as much last night, then, should you?

**Anthony:** It wasn't my idea to getting off along then, was it? Sending me out for booze at 1 A.M...

**Charlie:** It wasn't my idea, I wasn't even drinking. You were well up for it.

**Anthony:** Well I'm pissed, alright?

**Steve:** It was only a mistake because me and Charlie had to come looking for you in the middle of the night.

**Julia:** Ah, Toe. Risky, too.

**Charlie:** Wandering around Paris at that time of morning: not fun.

**Julia:** Even less fun in an empty room. Usually one glass gets me going.

**Anthony:** Well I got some now, didn't I?

**Julia:** We need to pull in.

**Charlie:** Yeah, right.

**Julia:** No, no, no. Really. I've got to go. Now.

**Anthony:** Yeah, me too.

(*Cut to a sign for a rest station*.)

**Julia:** I'm sorry, I'm busting.

(*Cut to a BP petrol station sign. The camera zooms out and pans down to Anthony sitting on a road block on the sidewalk. The camera pans to Steve walking out of the toilet*.)

**Steve:** Lets go.

('Anthony gets up to follow Steve back to the car. Cut to the group walking back to the car. Cut to two police officers approaching Charlie as she stands next to her car*.)*

**Steve:** What's going on? Charlie!

(*One of the officers leads Charlie by the arm to his car, talking to her*.)

**Anthony:** Shut it. You don't know what they want.

**Julia:** It isn't the Order, it's the police.

(*The camera pans to the second officer as he calls in Charlie's license plate. Cut to Charlie being held back by the first officer*.)

**Charlie:** Hey, that's my car!

(*The officer pulls Charlie back and continues talking to her as the second searches through the boot of her car*.)

**Anthony:** Better not be touching my stuff, there.

**Julia:** Shut up, Toe.

**Steve:** W- what on earth have you got in there?

**Anthony:** Just my stuff. I need it.

**Steve:** Unless you put- what's that? (*The second officer pulls a cloth out of Charlie's boot*.) Ch- Why is Charlie with them? Are you sure they're police?

(*The police officer at the car has pulled a black garment out of the trunk and is approaching Charlie with it*.)

**Julia:** Do you think she'll be alright?

**Charlie:** I-- That's not mine!

(*The first police officer handcuffs Charlie*.)

**Julia:** So it is the police! I told you it was the police.

**Steve:** Oh, now she's being handcuffed!

(*Charlie looks helplessly at the camera*.)

**Anthony:** Stop, stop, stop. No. You don't know who they are. Don't mess with them.

**Steve:** Leave me alone Toe, alright?

(*The officers help Charlie into their vehicle and the second walks over to Charlie's car*.)

**Anthony:** Look, just stop!

**Julia:** Stop it!

**Steve:** He's getting into her car!

**Anthony:** If you think about it, what's the point the two of us getting arrested instead of one?

**Steve:** Sod off, Toe.

(*Both cars pull out and begin driving away*.)

**Steve:** Charlie!

**Julia:** They're taking both the cars!

**Anthony:** This is bad. This is really bad.

(*Cut to Julia talking to the camera*.)

**Julia:** Rupert, I know this was you. I don't know how I know, but I know it was you. And all Charlie was trying to do is help me. So if this was you, you're gonna pay, 'kay?