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David Jacques

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**David Jacques** is a Homian DJ who has resided in Chakakun, Sincostan since 2011. He mostly plays and mixes music for events such as parties and discos, although in 2015 he started producing original music, which was available on his CloudySound page; he published this music on Eyetunes after CloudySound's closure in July 2017. Most notably he played a variety of music at a disco in Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part III.

Before moving to Sincostan, David lived in Muchpork, which is now a suburb of Kong Poop. Here he was a member of a chav gang known as The Fat Gang which he joined in 2000; he and the other members famously dumped hundreds of cassettes into Lake Cassette in 2002, and burned £1,000,000 in Rap Town in 2003. Despite his chavvy upbringing, he is trying to be as unchavvy as possible these days, in an attempt to cover up his history.

## Quotes

* "I'll play anything - rock, pop, metal, jazz, traditional Sinco music, techno, house, drum & bass, and classical!" - appears in Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part III
Fat Mart Kinlochpoop

**Fat Mart Kinlochpoop** was a Fat Mart branch on the outskirts of west Kinlochpoop that opened in 2012. It was situated here due to the high cost of opening shops in Kinlochpoop's town centre. Despite being located near the town, most of its customers came from other settlements such as Litterton and Dun.

Due to a combination of a lack of customers and County Kinlochpoop Council's efforts to reduce obesity rates, this branch was closed in January 2016. It can also be noted that Fat Mart Kinlochpoop was one of few Fat Mart stores to not have hireable mobility scooters. Its former site was converted into public toilets, which have already been vandalised by neds.

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Evan Moss' Pepper Trick Obsession

**Evan Moss' Pepper Trick Obsession** is a cancelled episode of The Bully TV series. It was set to be aired in August 2015. It was cancelled due to the writers failing to work on the episode.

## Synopsis

Harry Smith discovers Evan Moss' obsession with Pepper Trick. Meanwhile, The Black Foot Gang make a documentary about Pepper Trick called Life of a Homian Poophead, making fun of the series.
Boys' Hot or Not? Scale

The **Boys' Hot or Not? Scale** is a scale that ranks the girls in 5I at Colham High School in order of attractiveness. It was made by all of the boys in the class together after they heard about 5F's Boys Popularity Scale. Note that this has nothing to do with personality.

The scale was revised to include Tomoko Kobayashi when she joined the school in August 2015. It was updated again in February 2016, and received a third update in May 2016 to remove Tauno Rautio following her expulsion from the school. She was due to be moved up to number 6 had she not been expelled.

The 4I girls found out about the scale and set up their own equivalent called the Girls' Hot or Not? Scale.

## Scale

### Original scale

1. Michelle Milton
2. Isabelle Drakenberg
3. Anna Stewart
4. Gracie Moran
5. Amy Wilson
6. Emma Warren
7. Robyn MacDonald
8. Juhász Lolita
9. Tauno Rautio (expelled)
10. Anna Russell
11. Tracy Smith

### Current scale

1. Tomoko Kobayashi - hot
2. Michelle Milton - hot
3. Anna Stewart - hot
4. Isabelle Drakenberg - hot
5. Gracie Moran - attractive
6. Juhász Lolita - fairly attractive
7. Amy Wilson - fairly attractive
8. Robyn MacDonald - average
9. Emma Warren - ugly
10. Anna Russell - ugly
11. Tracy Smith - super ugly

## See also

* Boys Popularity Scale, 5F's equivalent scale
* Boys' Cute-o-Meter, 5P's equivalent scale
* Rate Dem Girlz Scale, 6F's equivalent scale
* Boys' Hot? Average? Ugly? Scale, 6I's equivalent scale
* Boys' Scale of Hotties to Notties, 6P's equivalent scale
Fancy Hippos

**Fancy Hippos** is a cartoon children's TV show that first aired in 1994; it is mainly aimed at pre-pubescent girls. James Smith has had a large obsession with it since he was six years old; many people in his year tease him for it, due to the obsession being both childish and effeminate. The show is about a trio of anthropomorphic female hippos who live in Fancy Hippo Valley and just sing, dance and sometimes go around the world. In more recent episodes they have started performing to the Drippy Hippos in an attempt to cheer them up and make them fancy. It is produced at the Channel 7 Television Centre. Harry Smith hates the show and describes it as "Mushy drippy rubbish for stinky nappy poo poo babies".

The success of Fancy Hippos has spawned several movies such as Fancy Hippos: Fancy on Holiday and Fancy Hippos: Fairy Fun, in addition to an Xbox One game called Fancy Hippos: Hippo Race. Healthy snacks known as Fancy Hippos Healthy Husks, which are notable for their seemingly magical ability to cure flatulence, also exist and are featured in the TV show.

In 2008, a theme park called Fancy Hippos Fancy Fun opened in Luxuria which is dedicated to its fans, hence all of the rides being designed for preschoolers.

## Characters

* Holly - the first member of the trio. She wears a pink dress.
* Harriet - the second member of the trio. She wears a blue dress.
* Helen - the third member of the trio. She wears a green dress.
* Drippy Hippos - the polar opposites of the Fancy Hippos.
* Loo Fairy - a small fairy who gives money and other rewards to hippos with enough fibre in their diets.
* Hippo Master - the boss of all hippos. He punishes hippos who eat unhealthily.

## List of songs sung in the episodes

* Fancy Hippos, Fancy All The Time (theme song)
* The Fancy Hippo Hop
* It's Healthy Husks Time!
* Clap Once, Clap Twice, Clap One Two Three

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## Reception

The show initially received average reviews from critics. It was praised for being entertaining for the target audience but was criticised for its lack of originality. However, later seasons have been panned for being repetitive and unfunny. The art and animation in later seasons is considered to be choppy and outdated, with one reviewer saying that the art looks "even worse than the art in an early Ataru 1300 game".

In more recent years, many people have begged for the show to be cancelled, but to no avail.

## Trivia

* Fancy Hippos is a parody of Happy Hippos, a fictional TV show in Horrid Henry.
DOWNS

**DOWNS** is a parcel delivery company based in Chocthorpe, Pedia. It is known for delivering parcels with items that end up breaking. This has led to the company getting a bad reputation; many people have labelled the company as 'Christmas destroyers'. Furthermore, they also rarely ever compensate their customers, leading to many of them filing lawsuits on them. It is rumoured that staff members deliberately break items - one employee was caught scratching a No Direction CD, however the staff member who noticed this hates No Direction so he didn't tell anyone about it.

In 2009, James Smith asked for a full size Fancy Hippos hippo for Christmas. When it arrived, it was all broken into pieces. Harry Smith burst into laughter while James wailed so loud he could he heard from Gamia. Liam Smith then drove all the way to the DOWNS HQ and demanded an apology.
Cameron Cameron

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**Cameron Cameron** is a former Genesiscide College student. He has Asperger's syndrome along with anger management issues, and is known for being impatient and getting extremely angry when he doesn't get his own way. As a result of this, he is not well liked by many. He was once suspended from Colham College (the college he attended before it burnt down) for getting into an hour-long argument with George Schunmann; it was due to George banning the use of Lohipedia. Colham College's slow Internet also made him rage sometimes, and on one occasion he slammed one of the monitors to the ground, though he quickly picked it up. Cameron is also highly intelligent and has very strong maths skills. His physical abilities are the worst in the college although he is considered to be ten times fitter than Edvard Andersson. He was also deemed fairly ugly by the girls at Colham College, who placed him at number 15 in the Girls' Cool and Hot Scale.

## Relationships

Cameron's brothers are Blair Cameron and Gordon Cameron, who both get annoyed with him at home. His father Kevin Cameron never nagged at him to get all As on his report cards despite pressuring his brothers to do so. He is also angry about having the same first name as his surname; at Colham High School he was constantly bullied for this. More recently everyone in his class at Genesiscide College burst out laughing whenever he was paired up with Stuart Stewart for group work; Patrick McCrae sometimes altered the pair work list so that this would happen. He was additionally known to be on friendly terms with Maarjo Mägi.

## Incidents

In Genesiscide College's Field Trip, Cameron sneaked out of Gunview Country Park with Paul Cunningham, Matthew Rolfe, Richard Soul and Ryan McLintock before returning in a stolen RustTrucket 4000 with the latter. The two drove off in the truck before the police arrived; they were living in hiding in the Cherylnobyl exclusion zone. Many people dismissed this as a joke until Cameron and Ryan attempted to start a massacre at Colham High School with two PPIAA-001s they stole from the abandoned house they were hiding in. This lead to Cameron being sent to Dundundun Prison for two years while Ryan died due to Harry Smith shooting him on the back. Cameron was expelled from the college due to these incidents.

## Report card

* Behaviour - D
* Maths - A\*
* PE - F
* Smartness - A

**Overall grade - C+**
Aleksandr Abramovich

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**Aleksandr Abramovich** (Belarusian: Аляксандр Абрамовіч *Aliaksandr Abramovič*) was a Belarusian student at Colham High School. In October 2014, he died of an unknown cause on a visit to Doonatel, although it is suspected that his cousin Vladislav Klimovich, who lives in Doonatel, murdered him.

In the episode Harry Smith Meets Pamela Milne, a soggy picture of him was briefly seen floating in Kilallt Swimming Pool.

Harry Smith once made him cry when he insultingly said that Belarusians are just the same as Russians. Aleksandr was also placed at number 12 in the original Girls Popularity Scale.
Fatlus

**Fatlus** is a video game developer and publisher based in Daikiraidesu. It is well known for its anime themed video games and Daniel May only played games that are made by them or Muchi Service Interactive, until he lost his weeaboo personality. He was also constantly seen wearing a T-shirt with the company's logo on it. However, when he got arrested in Daniel May: Who Stole Mai Waifu?, the police confiscated his T-shirt to teach him a lesson.

## Trivia

* Fatlus is a parody of Atlus, which is an existing game developer based in Japan. The term "Fatlus" is also used to refer to overweight male fans of their games.
Aliina Niemelä

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**Aliina Niemelä** is a Finnish student who attends The College at Pinhead. She is best known for being a gamer girl. When she lived in Dundundun she was a part time co-planner of The Black Foot Gang, and occasionally came along to events relating to the gang. A lack of interest in the gang also contributed to her departure from it, though she is still on good terms with its members.

In her debut episode Ärnesti Jukanpoika's Girlfriend, she is shown as the now deceased Ärnesti Jukanpoika's girlfriend. However, she split up with him when she found out about his bad history, and that he escaped from Dundundun Mental Hospital. Tauno Rautio, who had a secret crush on Ärnesti, since developed a hatred towards her, although this is now fading.

## Appearances

### Season 11

* Harry Smith Plays Fatoon
* Harry Smith and the New Year's Party
* Harry Smith's Train (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

### Season 14

* The Black Foot Gang's Car (texts Harry Smith)
Deepbeats

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**Deepbeats** is a town located in County Townton, Homia, lying beside the River Beats and near a mountain range known as the Larry Mountains. It has a strong fascination with deep progressive electronic music, and is one of several towns twinned with Anjuna-on-Beats.

Like many locations in County Townton, crime and obesity rates in Deepbeats are extremely low. The town's population is sharply increasing due to its visually appealing location. In 2016, its population was estimated to be at 3,620.

## Video game appearances

Deepbeats appears in the River Beats towns course in The Bully: Super Kart GP.

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Fartleys Jelly Cubes

**Fartleys Jelly Cubes** (formerly Candycorn Finest Jelly Cubes) are cubes of jelly made in Fartleys Jelly Factory. They are very concentrated and meant to be made into jelly by dissolving them in hot water, adding cold water, then leaving the resulting liquid to set in a fridge. However, most people eat them straight from the packet.

The cubes come in apple, orange, lemon, lime, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, cherry and blackcurrant flavours. Since the factory's name change to Fartleys, they have increased in quality and the blueberry and lime flavours were introduced. In January 2017, glitter versions of the cubes were introduced. Caleb McKinnon loves them so much he once broke into Candycorn Finest Jelly Factory (before its rename to Fartleys Jelly Factory), stealing fifty packets before making a clean getaway on his fat scooter. Often he ends up with detention for scoffing them in class.

County Genesiscide Council are considering to ban Fartleys Jelly Cubes from County Genesiscide due to their high sugar content contributing to obesity rates the county is attempting to crack down on.

## Video game appearances

Fartleys Jelly Cubes appear as a consumable in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. Characters who eat them have 50% of their health restored.
Daniel May's Return to College

**Daniel May's Return to College** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in September 2015.

## Plot

Daniel May is driven home by the police at 6am. He then gets changed to go to Colham College for the first time in ages. His parents are confused as to what happened to his love of Japanese culture; he explains he broke out of the obsession after his treatment in mental hospital.

He drives to the college and walks in. Morten Larsen, Pamela Milne and Henry Ashcroft are all shouting "Kawaii desu ne!" at him, despite him wearing a Hyperwet T-shirt. He ignores them and proceeds in. As he enters, he asks "Where is Edvard Andersson?"; Bjørn Henriksen explains that he has been transferred to the University of Dundundun after proving to be too intelligent for the college to continue teaching him. As soon as Yuko Hataya notices he is no longer weeaboo, she is so confused that she wets herself.

Daniel is sent outside, so he can catch up on work he's missed whilst the rest of the class continue with current work. He sits down and does the boring maths work; he eventually falls asleep.

The episode fast forwards to lunchtime. Daniel decides to go to The Hook of Colham Fish & Chips Takeaway and get some fish and chips. Tom McFarlane asks him why he is not getting Japanese food; he explains for the millionth time he is no longer weeaboo. He walks back to college and eats the rest in the canteen. As he sits down, Yuko walks up to him, asking why he hasn't been bothering her. He explains that mental hospital has made him more mature. They get into a long conversation, finally becoming friends for the first time since nursery days.

It is now afternoon. Daniel is struggling with the work, so Yuko helps him with it. They also talk about other things, such as life. George tells them to stop talking, so they get on with the work. Yuko then rests her legs on Daniel, who has now become excited.

The post credits scene shows Daniel and Yuko walking together at night, holding hands. Text then appears on the screen, saying "THEY'RE NOW GOING OUT!"

## Music

* The Lost Vikings 2: Norse by Norsewest - Main Menu (plays when Daniel arrives at college)
* Hard Dunk - Round 1 (plays at lunchtime)
* Burning Rangers - I Just Smile (plays when Daniel and Yuko are walking together at night)
Fat Mart Jalatwick

**Fat Mart Jalatwick** is a Fat Mart supermarket situated in Jalatwick's town centre. It first opened in 2015. In addition to junk food, the branch sells foot care products, and it is the only Fat Mart that is not a superstore to sell mobility aids manufactured by Phat Solutions. It is also notorious for employing staff who keep forgetting to restock the shelves.

The store is believed to be causing obesity all over Jalatwick that is leading to residents suffering foot problems; it may soon be closed due to these concerns.

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Brianville

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**Brianville** is a town situated in County Weirdham, Homia. It is notable for having many facilities that appeal to highly intelligent people as well as one of the best education systems on Volcanus. It is home to Brianville Sixth Form College, which is one of the most well-run colleges in Homia. The town is considered to be the opposite of Bertwick, which has many dim-witted residents.

The town is nicknamed "Brainville".

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Ellie McNab

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**Ellie McNab** (born August 15th 2002) is a third year student who attends Dundundun Jelly School. She was transferred there from Winton High School due to becoming jealous of a highly attractive girl named Emily Marsh who had a habit of wearing skimpy outfits to school. Ellie was expelled when she used Emily's lipsticks to write 'Emily is fat and ugly' on the school notice board, put defaced pictures of her around the gym, pooped in her locker and threw a desk at her. Ever since, Ellie has become one of the most disliked people in her local area; many Winton High School students have egged her house. Emily's boyfriend Jason Martinez has also threatened to beat her up.

Ellie's best friend at Dundundun Jelly School is Fiona Tucker - the pair often go on Headbook to troll attractive users. They have also been blocked from Mypace and Stinkstagram for similar incidents. The two trolled on Whoopee! Answers for some time in 2015, but stopped when Rune Tjelta kept humiliating them for being terrible at the act. More recently, the pair have started vandalising Lohipedia articles about attractive celebrities, leading to many of the IP addresses they edited with being blocked for a day.

## Appearances

### Season 13

* Christine Peel at Dundundun Jelly School

## Trivia

* Ellie and Sally Brittan were both born on August 15th, although not in the same year.
Fart Mart Lornaston

**Fart Mart Lornaston** is a Fart Mart supermarket located in the town of Lornaston. It is somewhat small and the town's residents only visit sometimes; despite this it is still thriving. Sometimes it gets rather smelly compared to most branches, and people with asthma are advised to avoid it. David Marshall sometimes dreams of doing a huge fart there to establish it as the smelliest building on Volcanus, though he is not really sure why he dreams of doing so.
Euphoriton

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**Euphoriton** is a small town in County Rustbucket, Pedia. It is known for being euphoric; because of this, Patrick McCrae occasionally visits to play DJ sets. The town also has a mild hatred for Pop Town, thanks to the residents of that town wishing they'd rave to modern pop as opposed to trance and other dance genres. The Tour de Trance festival has been held there every July since 2001 - many residents get so excited over this they put strobe lights on their houses.

In the episode Colham College's Disastrous Bus Ride, the students of the former Colham College pass through the town on a trip that ends in disaster thanks to many insects buzzing into the bus via the windows. In Harry Smith Rules Volcanus, Harry Smith forces The Confidential Cuties Club and their friends to build him a castle near the town when he is made Volcanus' sole ruler in a dream he has.

## Video game appearances

Euphoriton appears as a track in The Bully: Super Kart GP. It is the first course in the Boombox Cup.

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Edvard Andersson at University

**Edvard Andersson at University** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in September 2015.

## Plot

Edvard Andersson drives to the University of Dundundun on his second day. He goes up to his classroom on time. The lecturer Tim London starts explaining about the programming; everyone gets logged onto a computer to do some programming in C++. Tim gives everyone three options: program a basic game, program 8-bit/16-bit music or program a toy.

By luck, Edvard finds himself sitting next to an attractive Swedish girl named Annabella Nylund, who has decided to pick the second option. Both of them start chatting about the course work, whilst also developing a crush on each other. Love hearts are shown in their eyes.

Edvard starts to find the work too easy, so he decides to make it harder by choosing to be a perfectionist. He starts work on programming more complex animations. Annabella decides to rest her legs on Edvard's, then she asks if she can compose chiptune music for Edvard's game; he grants her permission and reveals it to be a rhythm game named *Funky Bomber*.

It is now lunchime; Edvard puts the computer on sleep mode. Him and Annabella walk down to the cafeteria to have their lunches and to talk about life. She reveals that whilst she is a music composer, she is also very talented at athletics. Edvard explains all about his semi-disastrous life, including incidents such as Ärnesti Jukanpoika temporarily breaking his leg. He also asks her if she wants to join The Hovedpersons; she chuckles and says "yes".

The episode finally skips to around the end of the university day. Tim asks everyone to him what they have done so far; Edvard and Annabella decide to show off *Funky Bomber*. Everyone in the class gives them a long round of applause after finishing their presentation. However, the rude Kenny Kendrick describes it as "just another stupid faux-retro game", so Tim sends him out.

It is finally home time. Rather than driving home, Edvard decides to stay at Annabella's flat for the night, as they have now started a relationship. They decide to order a meal from the Sino-Awesome Takeaway. Afterwards, Edvard decides to listen to two of Annabella's albums; he proves to be a fan of her.

## Music

* Super Paper Mario - Swoon.exe (plays at a low volume when Edvard and Annabella start to talk)
* 4mat - Love Song (plays at home time)

## Trivia

* Pressing right on the TV remote at any point during the DVD version of this episode will open the Steal Edvard Andersson's Girl easter egg.
Fartmobile

The **Fartmobile** is a vehicle that appears in the video game The Bully: Super Kart GP. Its body is green and in the shape of a gas cloud, and its engine makes farting noises when it is driven. It is usable by any character in the medium weight class, though its main owner is David Marshall.

## Statistics

Statistics of vehicles in The Bully: Super Kart GP are proportioned on a numerical scale, with 1 being the lowest value a certain trait can take, and 20 being the highest. The Fartmobile's highest stats are acceleration, drift and boost, however it suffers from low speed and is rather lightweight.

* Speed - 5
* Acceleration - 16
* Weight - 6
* Handling - 13
* Drift - 17
* Boost - 16
* Off-road - 9

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BitgirI

**bitgirI** is an imposter of bitgirl on MyCube. It uploads mashups of bitgirl's music, most notably mashed with the theme tune of Finerocks, "Rain Halation" from Hate Die and "Go Away" from The Idiotmi$tress. The channel's design is near identical to the official bitgirl MyCube channel. Jonas Andersson and even Annabella Nylund herself find it funny; the latter has also submitted her own mashups to the account.

## Trivia

* The idea of bitgirI was inspired by SiIvaGunner (formerly GiIvaSunner), an imposter of GilvaSunner who uploads "high quality rips".
Everyonefarts

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**Everyonefarts** is a village in County Nipponistan, Pedia. The inhabitants of the town have an abnormal obsession with farting; a baked bean factory, a huge burrito takeaway and a Fart Mart superstore located there fuel the habit. Everyonefarts is also twinned with Fartypants, a town located in County Dumbhead, Homia.

Everyonefarts is often named and shamed by scientists for being one of the biggest contributors to global warming in all of Pedia, beaten only by the town of Rustbucket. Like Smellia, disgusting smells waft around the village.

The village's slogan is "Everyone farts, even ladies!"
Euan Milton

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**Euan Milton** (born February 18th 1998; died August 13th 2015) was a former student of Colham High School, and Michelle Milton's older brother. He was known for being interested in nature; he used to frequently study different plants and insects. In The Destruction of Colham High School, he was jailed for life due to deliberately crashing a truck into the front of Colham High School, causing it to be partially left in ruins, and the deaths of Dave Milliband, Laura Jackson, Stuart McKeon and Henry Macintosh. Hans Van Looy and Shannon Bryden were also left severely injured. This incident was unexpected for many, due to his usually good behaviour. He was also friends with Morten Larsen up until this happened.

In the episode Harry Smith and the Prison Boxing Match, he fought in a bare knuckle boxing match against Coran Hewitt. Due to Coran becoming too aggressive during the match, Euan was subsequently sent to Dundundun Western Infirmary, where he later died from his injuries. He is now buried in Colham Cemetery.
Dave Milliband

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**Dave Milliband** (born November 11th 2002; died August 10th 2015) was a student who attended Colham High School. He had a strange habit of spinning around on the spot, then getting dizzy and stumbling all over the classroom. He also did self-hypnosis and frequently watched trippy eye videos online.

In the episode The Destruction of Colham High School, Euan Milton drove a truck into the front of the school, killing Dave along with Laura Jackson, Stuart McKeon and Henry Macintosh.
County Pooperwick

**County Pooperwick** is a county located in southwest Homia. It neighbours County Weirdham, County Batpoo, Funton's federal district, County Townton and County Gostami. The county also contains the Arabophilic region Al-Homiya, a Finnophilic region, an Icelandophilic region and two Hispanophilic areas. The county seat is Pooperwick.

County Pooperwick has a population of 208,788 according to the 2011 census.

## Notable settlements

* **Pooperwick** - 143,739
* Algeriland (Arabophilic) - 3,236
* Cala d'Idiot (Hispanophilic) - 620
* Dullingsea - 5,400
* Egyptia (Arabophilic) - 12,777
* Hardbeats - 3,729
* Icelandia (Icelandophilic) - 4,392
* Jalatwick (Finnophilic) - 9,811
* Libiland (Arabophilic) - 1,432
* Mauritanium (Arabophilic) - 6,295
* Moroccia (Arabophilic) - 5,392
* Somaliton (Arabophilic) - 1,049
* Sud (Arabophilic) - 931
* Syriaton (Arabophilic) - 8,302
* Tunia (Arabophilic) - 1,683

## Former settlements

* Aligostan (Hispanophilic) (moved to its own county called County Gostami due to its large size)
Decuple Lollies

**Decuple Lollies** are lollipops made by Squiggles Fatlow. They are hard and powdery yet chewable, with ten different-flavoured segments. The normal variety has strawberry, orange, bubblegum, lemon, apple, blueberry, blackcurrant, banana, lime and raspberry flavours, although some defective lollies have only one flavour and a few are completely tasteless.

Decuple Lollies are one of Caleb McKinnon's favourite foods; he likes them nearly as much as Fartleys Jelly Cubes.
David Tipton

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**David Tipton** (also known by his stage name **MC Guff**) is one of five MCs in the group The Binbag Crew, which he joined in 2008. Like the other members of the crew, he has a chavvy attitude. He has also known fellow member Jordan Nutter since primary school and he is notorious for spitting at the audience during gigs. He is also an actor in the Dupeplate Drama TV series.

In December 2015, David was hospitalised for riding a trolley from Tescow down Town bin Fart's high street; it ended up crashing into a lamp post.
Dupeplate Drama

**Dupeplate Drama** is a TV series aired only in Pedia that begun in 2008. It is a drama about a gang of chavvy musicians who try to get a record deal and become popular all over Pedia, while battling rival chav gangs, committing crimes and trying to avoid the police. Viewers can vote for one of two possible outcomes at the end of each episode; the one which receives the most votes becomes canon and is hence the basis for the next episode.

Some of Dupeplate Drama's actors include members of The Binbag Crew and N-Dupez, along with several other artists signed to Dirt House Records. The series is filmed in Town bin Fart and Burberry - many of its fans live in these two towns. Anthony Amsden is also an avid follower of the series.

The show has not been well received by critics, despite slight praise of its interactive nature.
Eyephone

The **Eyephone** is a mobile phone made by Hassle. Many people across Volcanus, including Harry Smith, own one. The earlier models were very unpopular and described as outdated by owners; Harry previously had an Eyephone 2 which he hated. The much more advanced Eyephone 4, which was released in 2011, solved the problems of the older versions, and Harry has owned one of these since his Eyephone 2 broke on the Lava Cruise ride at Horrid Henty Land, though he now uses an Eyephone 6.5 that he stole from Mae MacDonald's house. Zack Blowers buys a new one whenever the latest model is released.

An animated movie entitled The Eyephone Movie, which features anthropomorphic Eyephones as characters, has been announced for a Summer 2018 release. Its first trailer, leaked in July 2017, has been the subject of much hate and ridicule online.

## Models

### Main models

* Eyephone OG (2007)
* Eyephone 2 (2009)
* Eyephone 3 (2010)
* Eyephone 4 (2011)
* Eyephone 5 (2012)
* Eyephone 5.5 (2013)
* Eyephone 6 (2014)
* Eyephone 6.5 (2015)
* Eyephone 7 (2016)

### Other models

* Eyephone Lite (2013)
* Eyephone SE (2016)

## See also

* Eyepod
* Eyepad
* Eyetunes
* EyeTV
* EyePC
* EyeOS, the OS on the Eyepod, Eyephone and Eyepad
* Hassle OS Z, the OS on the EyePC

## Trivia

* The Eyephone is a parody of the iPhone.
Barneytile

**Barneytile** is a large island on the planet of Volcanus, the largest on the planet. It is known for being home to the planet's most populous countries, Pedia and Homia. Harry Smith has described its name as "beyond stupid, to the point it's not even funny".

## Etymology

Barneytile is Anglicized from the Old Barneytilian *барнә тӣл* (Barnä tīl), meaning "Island of fruit". In modern Pedian, it would be "бернӣ тырӯ" (Bernī tyrū) and in modern Homian, it would be "Варуна тал" (Varuna tal).
2002 Retro

The **2002 Retro** is a car manufactured by Retoro Ltd. since 2002. It is a retro-style car that remains the exact same design from 2002, so it has been described as a "retro in 2002"-style car. Even with the design aside, the car is rather outdated. Its main rival is the RustBucket 4000, and it rivaled the RustBucket 2000 and RustBucket 3000, despite those cars being outdated upon its release.

Liam Smith hates the car with a deep fiery passion and honks his RustBucket 2000's horn with fury whenever he passes somebody driving one. Most of the drivers seem to think he honks it by accident, though two of them have got into heated road rage with Liam over it.

## Video game appearances

The 2002 Retro is confirmed to appear as a vehicle in the upcoming racing game The Bully: Super Kart GP 2, where it will be available as DLC.
Harry Smith: Secret Santa Again!

**Harry Smith: Secret Santa Again!** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in December 2015.

## Plot

Due to Catriona McMillan finding last time's secret Santa hilarious, she has decided that the class will do it again in reverse order. Mae MacDonald is shown to be unhappy about having to get a present for Harry Smith.

Later on, Harry writes a fake police notice for Freya Clifton, saying that she must hug him or she will be arrested and fined £666. He wraps the notice up and laughs at his 'amazing' plan. The episode then cuts to David Marshall buying a used No Direction CD for Mae and pouring bleach inside it. He quickly slams the CD case shut and wraps the CD up.

The episode then shows Caleb McKinnon finding a random can on the street and writing "Fart Manager" over it. Mae, who has cheered up, finds a poobag to give to Harry. Alan Ross is then shown going into GameGate and buying a preowned copy of Wee Fit You for Caleb.

The next day, Catriona tells the class to chuck their presents at the front of the class and subsequently stand outside. Everyone goes out as she puts the presents onto the desks. Everyone comes back in and opens their presents.

Freya reads the notice in shock, becoming so worried she actually hugs Harry. He then confesses that he wrote it, so she shoves him to the ground. He walks away, dissatisfied with his poobag. Mae, who has not yet opened the CD, is happy. David is creeped out that he got a Fart Manager can. Caleb shrugs over Wee Fit You.

Alan is unhappy with getting milk. Louisa McIntyre is confused about getting a blank CD-R. William Fraser cries about getting a selfie stick. Christine Peel is disappointed about getting a maths textbook. Blair Cameron is shocked about getting a used bottle. Finally, Gregor McDade is befuddled about getting a balloon.

Later on, Mae opens up the No Direction CD and screams as her clothes get covered in bleach. She then goes to David's house and throws the CD at his throat. Luckily, it smashes up.
Bumblewick Honey Farm

**Bumblewick Honey Farm** is a large honey farm situated in Bumblewick. It produces the majority of honey sold in Pedia, and it is proudly owned by Ian Borthwick.

In the episode Harry Smith's School Trip, Harry Smith's class visits the honey farm. Harry and David Marshall cause trouble by farting and spitting at the beehives, provoking the bees to sting Catriona McMillan and most of the students. Colham High School has unsurprisingly never thought of visiting again since.
Christmas Town

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**Christmas Town** is a town located in the Finnophilic region Homian Suomen, which is in County Weirdham, Homia. It is known to have an obsession with Christmas. The occasion is celebrated daily and billions of turkeys and pigs are slaughtered every year as the only food everyone eats is Christmas dinner and mince pies. The only music that people listen to is Christmas carols and festive pop songs, and the town is always covered in fake snow when it isn't snowing for real.

It is against the law to not wear Christmas related clothing or celebrate any other occasion. It is also against the law to not believe in Santa or Jesus.

Christmas Town is known to have formed rivalries with Easter Town and Halloween Town.

## Points of interest

* Santa's Grotto
* The Great Christmas Tree
* Carrots for Rudolph Grocery Store
* Sleigh Bells Festive Supermarket
* Mini Bethlehem
* Santa's Elves Toy Centre

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Frothers

**Frothers** are hard chewable sweets made by Squiggles Fatlow. They are so fizzy they make the consumer's mouth frothy; their flavour is even more intense than that of Tricky Treats. Harry Smith eats them sometimes and jokes about them being able to disintegrate the tongues of stinky nappy poo-poo babies like James Smith.
Bjørn Henriksen's Drunk Driving

**Bjørn Henriksen's Drunk Driving** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in December 2015.

## Plot

Bjørn Henriksen is having a chat with Morten Larsen through his Eyephone. The former tells Morten that he is going to the pub. They say 'bye' and he hangs up. He gets into the car and drives to Kilallt Pub.

He arrives at the pub and starts drinking lots of pints of beer, though not enough for him to faint. Over time, he starts running around the pub and jumping on tables, accidentally knocking a toddler over in the process. He later leaves and starts driving home.

As Bjørn is about to enter Colham, he crashes at the side of the road! He is rushed to Genesiscide Hospital and stays there overnight. Luckily enough, Jan Vickers is on holiday so a better nurse takes care of him.

The next day, he is finally let out of hospital and gets a bus home. The newly recruited PC Lloyd goes up to him, furious about his drunk driving. Bjørn apologises; PC Lloyd then explains that he is fined £500 and he will have to give a talk about drunk driving to the Primary 5 class of Colham Primary School.

At 1:30pm, he goes into the classroom and explains to the pupils about his drunk driving last night. He tells them that it is dangerous, and that you will likely crash and be fined lots of money. The class disrespectfully scream "SILLY DRIVER!". Helen Stevenson, the teacher, tells the class to be quiet.

Bjørn finally goes home and tells Morten he was drunk driving last night. This makes him angry; he calls him an idiot. Bjørn hangs up and slams the Eyephone on his bed. He bursts into tears and rests in his bed; he has no plans to ever drink alcohol again. He then goes down to his kitchen and tosses all of his beer and wine into the bin.

Afterwards, he goes back upstairs, feeling angry and upset over losing his driving license for a year. Already being frustrated about his lack of a girlfriend, he then starts self-harming.

After the credits roll, the episode cuts to Edvard Andersson's house. Åleta Andersson puts a back support brace on Jonas Andersson, then Edvard comes out of his room and slips on a pen on the floor, falling down the stairs and knocking Jonas over. The pair scream, distracting all the gamers in The House of Video Games That No One Played.
Detergent

**Detergent** is an anime and manga series. The earliest instalments of the manga were first written in 2001, while the first episodes of the anime were licensed by Muchi Service in 2008. The anime spans more than 400 episodes so far; many of the later ones are fillers, much to the annoyance of fans. Three seasons are also entirely filler.

Detergent follows the adventures of Razuberi Pai (ラズベリーパイ), a teenage schoolboy who has a part time job at a the fictional Soapy Ko laundrette in No Gaijins Allowed. After obtaining special powers of a sud warrior from another sud warrior called Nico, he joins the Sud Society and his new powers force him to take the duty of defending laundry from the hands of Grubbies, evil spirits that ruin laundry with brown slime. Many more of his classmates also gain sud warrior powers and accompany Razuberi, including Oppaihime ("Breasts Princess"), a large-breasted girl who has a crush on him.

The most well known volumes of the manga are The Death and the Laundry, Kingdom of Grubbies, The Non-Bio Warfare, The Last 9 Minutes and Sorry I Am Clean. In July 2016 the feature film Detergent: The Washing Powder Rebellion was released to cinemas across Pedia; it had a Homian release in September 2016 and a Sohcahtoan and Sinco release in October 2016. A live action movie adaptation of the series is also in production and expected for release in 2018.

Daniel May likes the series and owns every volume of the manga. He once had a crush on Oppaihime though he never claimed her as his waifu. Detergent is also extremely popular with girls around Volcanus due to the exceptional attractiveness of many male sud warriors, though Razuberi Pai has relatively few fangirls.
Dullingsea

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**Dullingsea** is a coastal town in County Pooperwick, Homia. It is notorious for normally having dull cloudy weather, therefore it doesn't attract many tourists. It mostly consists of mediocre shops and old people's homes after all the arcades and ice cream parlours were removed from the seafront. Even for fishing the town is a poor choice as a large sewage outlet leading into the sea is driving all the fish away.

It is rumoured that Vick Francis goes on holiday to Dullingsea every summer. Many chavs are additionally known to live there and cover abandoned beach huts with graffiti.

## Population

Dullingsea has a population of 5,400 according to the 2011 census. The town's population has been on a steadily decrease since the seafront attractions were removed.
CloudySound

**CloudySound** was an online audio distribution website based in Funton, Homia. It allowed its users to upload and share their audio work, ranging from music to voice to sound effects. Patrick McCrae, Annabella Nylund and David Jacques frequently used the website to upload their music. Many pupils at Colham High School also had accounts; many found it cool to upload speeded up versions of songs in the Pedia Top 40. The Black Foot Gang disapproved of this, possibly due to the members being on good terms with Patrick, who also disapproved of it.

The website is heavily featured in the episode Patrick McCrae and the CloudySound Spambots, where Patrick is angry over the site's spambots giving him fake likes, comments and follows. It is later revealed that most of these spambots were created by a 12-year old girl named Isla Burns. He eventually confronted her. As of May 2016, there were still many spambots on the site, though the number has dropped.

In July 2017, after ongoing financial struggles, the site closed down. This made Patrick break down due to fearing he will lose a large portion of his fanbase, along with the fact he did not see this coming. However, his fans are still following him on the thriving online electronic music store Beatharbour.
Complex Minds

**Complex Minds** is an alternative rock band from Pinhead that was formed in 1997.

Lewis Stewart was known for being one of their biggest fans, however he started hating them due to an incident where Jason Haggerty gave him his autograph and said "Here you go, bus boy".

Other genres of music that the band occasionally make include metal, fusion and hip hop. Harry Smith finds the band to be "not as awesomely great as The Murderers, but not as horribly terrible as The Devil's Fry".

## Members

* The Devil (Jason Haggerty) - lead singer, producer
* The Entrance (formerly The Contributor) (Harry Girvan) - guitarist, co-producer, live lead guitarist
* The Moth (Pedro Cameron) - drummer
* The Yellow Fighter (formerly The Cherry) (Martin Shaw) - bass guitarist
* The Cool Guy (Dave Johnson) - live rhythm guitarist

## Trivia

* The aliases of the band members are based on the usernames of users on The Bully.
* The band name is a parody of Simple Minds; other than that, both bands are unrelated.
Harry Smith's Football Funnies

**Harry Smith's Football Funnies** is an episode of The Bully, first aired in July 2015. It is the last episode of Season 4.

## Plot

One morning Harry Smith is watching videos of hot girls on MyCube when he notices an eye-catching advert banner. It explains a competition in which people can post videos of funny situations involving football, and whoever uploads the most hilarious footage will win a thousand pounds! Grace Smith yells at him to hurry up and get ready for school; he later sets off, planning to film some funny situations on his Eyephone at school.

In the school playground before lessons have started, Harry records Jamie Wallace and Mitchell Washington having a kickabout. Mitchell kicks the football at a bin, then it bounces off and knocks over Zack Blowers, who drops a pile of study books. As Harry laughs at his video of the scene, Mae MacDonald tries to see it by grabbing his Eyephone, however she accidentally deletes it! Harry rages and Mae gets even moodier than usual.

At morning break Harry grabs some dog poop from the pavement and places it on the football field. Many of the boys start playing football there - Charles Hopkins tries to tackle Brian Hockridge and they are both about to slip on the poop, however Charles is interrupted by Samuel Davidson forcing him to tidy the PE cupboard. James Smith, Tim McDade, Gordon Cameron and Paul McEwan run across the field playing with a Fancy Hippos ball, then James skids on the dog poo. Harry gets an idea...

At lunchtime, James is about to kick a football into a goal, Gordon is the goalkeeper and Harry is recording. James kicks the ball in the net, which was supposed to fall down over Gordon as Harry took all its clips off earlier. He pulls the net, getting covered with it himself; Mae replaced three of the clips. Harry takes another video of James dribbling a football around some rocks. Harry has secretly set up a trip wire, though Mae has moved it and he catches his leg on it instead.

At home time, Gregor McDade is randomly sitting under one of the basketball hoops in the playground and farting. Harry tries to kick a football through the hoop so it will land on Gregor's head. This is foiled by Mae putting clingfilm over the hoop - the ball bounces off and hits Harry instead.

At home Harry goes on the computer, raging over not getting any funny footage. He finds out the winner of the football video competition has been announced - he gasps in horror as he sees that Mae recorded his slip-ups with the goal net, the trip wire and the basketball hoop. She has won a thousand pounds! Liam Smith later gets a phone call from Tiddlywinks Pizza's manager, who saw Harry in the football videos. He asks if Harry can star in their latest advertisement and earn a thousand pounds too! He agrees.

The next day at school Mae shows the new advertisement to Harry's class. The advert is extremely embarrassing; it features Harry doing silly dances in several different pizza topping costumes. Everyone almost wets themselves laughing, leading to Harry screaming and sprinting home.
Boys' Cute-o-Meter

The **Boys' Cute-o-Meter** (formerly known as the **Hot2Ugly Scale 4 Da Girlz**) is a scale that ranks the girls in 5P at Colham High School in order of attractiveness. It was made by all of the boys in the class together after they heard rumours about 5F's Boys Popularity Scale, and Anthony Amsden came up with its former name. Note that this has nothing to do with personality.

Gabriella Atkinson was added to this scale when she joined Colham High School in October 2015.

The 5P girls found out about the scale and worked on their own equivalent called the Girls' Cute-o-Meter; Georgeta Drăgan suggested the alternative name. This change led to her and Anthony arguing; after Georgeta beat him up in the episode Georgeta Drăgan's Fury, the scale was renamed to the 'Boys' Cute-o-Meter' as soon as Anthony returned to school. Following Fiona Rivers' expulsion, the scale was updated to remove her from it.

## Scales

### Original scale

1. Fiona Rivers (expelled)
2. Georgeta Drăgan
3. Gabrielle Beirne
4. Patsy Appleton
5. Maeve Sheeran
6. Louise MacInesker

### Current scale

1. Gabriella Atkinson - hot
2. Georgeta Drăgan - hot
3. Gabrielle Beirne - attractive
4. Patsy Appleton - average
5. Maeve Sheeran - fairly ugly
6. Louise MacInesker - ugly

## See also

* Boys Popularity Scale, 5F's equivalent scale
* Boys' Hot or Not? Scale, 5I's equivalent scale
* Rate Dem Girlz Scale, 6F's equivalent scale
* Boys' Hot? Average? Ugly? Scale, 6I's equivalent scale
* Boys' Scale of Hotties to Notties, 6P's equivalent scale