DJ

DJ
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DJ, sporting his famed top-hat and coat. Dapper as always.

 -Excerpt from DJ's book, *The Art of Capitalism*

**DJ** (Serbian: Дижеј), (di:ʤeɪ) is a Red Panda and leader of the shadowy DJPsilon, formerly chief advisor to W0ltzorian premier W0ltz, he is a mysterious, shadowy figure, employing an army of mercenaries and psychically enhanced super-soldiers with the ability to control minds as far as their eyes can see.

DJ is known in the **RoF** series for his human antagonism, one based not in greed or senseless conquest but one that sees the ends as justifying the means, but in morality, almost always depicted as a shadowy benefactor from behind the scenes, seemingly in control of everything and always two steps forward - that couldn't be farther from the truth.

## Personality

DJ, much like his allies, is an enigma. Hearsay says that he was somewhat of a bogatyr, going across the lands and gathering men for his army, a charming man, his words dug deep and gathered him many friends and allies, eventually this landed him into W0ltzoria, the premier of W0ltzoria became enamored with this man, hearing tales of his great deeds across the lands, eventually landing him a place in W0ltz's inner circle. Despite his swaying words, DJ was a rather stubborn man, often believing that he was right in whatever he said, he considered himself an intellectual of sorts, and, after fighting MaggitMagit, believed that had they not been on the field of battle, they would have been friends. He has great respect to his men, and legends say that his most loyal are trained into the Psychic arts, but is known to enforce brutal discipline when necessary. A honorable, yet strict warrior, his charm only being matched by his brutality and treachery.

## Biography

### Early years & formation of Kilian Works INC

Main article: Kilian Works INC

DJ was born in the year 1686 to Serbian immigrants Margaret Speakeasy and Spork Hightown in the bustling trade centre and slum of Coventry. He never met his parents as they were killed by French bandits when he was at an early age, leaving him an orphan, growing up poor on the streets. He realized that he didn't have the muscle or the brawn to stand his ground; his future was in no street fight, but in trade. Usually working jobs at the town market, he proved himself to be a skilled trader of fine cloth, carving himself quite nice profits. Realizing that trade is the business for him, he and his childhood friend Oofiowrhgrgwrg, a Jewish man who owned the local bank, banded together and formed Kilian Works INC; named after town founder, Kilian Esperanto. A trade bloc that dominated the trade of silver and cloth, tragically, disaster struck and it would change DJ and Oofio's lives forever, yet another civil war ensued in W0ltzoria and caused anarchy in the nations and local kingdoms and duchies around it, specifically, the Fiefdom of Coventry. International trade collapsed and angry mobs gathered outside Kilian Works INC's headquarters. Oofio by this point had already fled but DJ, pacified the crowds, giving an epic speech that made crowds speechless. Historians debate if the following even happened, as no records exist within Coventry libraries, but local hearsay claims he proclaimed the DJPsilon. Legend says that - once he'd speak to the crowds - they'd listen to every word; never questioning, never debating.

### National hegemony

This was DJ's psychic legacy and from then on he and his band of loyal men would travel across the lands, spreading wisdom and building up a gigantic army of their own, pacifying the lands and bringing back trade and security. Kilian Works INC - in effect disbanded and replaced by the DJPsilon, would spread peace and solidarity in all of Southern England; this was a great boost to DJ's popularity. He was made an honorary citizen of Portsmouth and Brighton and led a campaign of razing Milton Keynes (to the gratefulness of its citizens), but... where was Oofio?

### Empire of Scotland

*Main article: Empire of Scotland*

Unsure what happened to Oofio, DJ still continued his trek, encountering the Great Empire of Scotland and even meeting the late Sir William of Wayrest who was present within the town of Berwick-upon-Tweed, the two chatted all day and Sir William told him of a great mercenary army that would join his cause, led by Fraic Astil, known in most circles as **Kool**, eventually, DJ and his men encountered Kool, right on Hadrian's Wall, DJ gave him an offer he couldn't refuse: 600 Doubloons and 50 jugs of wine, for loyalty to DJ and his men, Kool would have no choice but to accept, and from then on - they'd be friends and Allies. In return, Kool's most famed military strategist, Angus McFife, would support DJ's attack on London, finally sealing the coffin for the English states.

### W0ltzorian chief advisor

DJ and his loyal legions, after successfuly taking London, went back to the city of Brighton, upon which he boarded the famed Julyflower expedition to W0ltzoria, DJ entered the borders of W0ltzoria, encountering only chaos and destruction from the brutal civil war, the premier, W0ltz, was enamored by the stories of DJ and his great army bringing peace to the land. He offered DJ a position within W0ltzoria as advisor, as long as DJ's forces kept the peace, most thought DJ would refuse, why would he? He had the men to march onto W0ltzoria and kill W0ltz rather easily, the technology, the expertise, historians still exactly debate why. But from then on DJ was W0ltzoria's chief advisor, the civil war was over, mostly thanks to Kool and DJ's men, and now with W0ltzorian resources, he would try to see what happened to his long lost friend, Oofio.

Soon after, an opportunity found itself, local Scottish levies managed to track down Oofio in the Norwegian city of Hammerfest, appearing to build up an army of his own. DJ was nothing but confused, yet he still continued the trek, leading the W0ltzorian army to Hammerfest and searching for Oofio, this, however, would have been DJ's greatest mistake.

### The Battle for Hammerfest

Oofio's men descended upon W0ltzorian and Scottish forces, cutting them down like flies. Fighting turned into brutal house to house combat, by the end, the city was on fire and in ruins, with an estimated ~600 W0ltzorian and Scottish levies dead, and the Civilian population devastated, W0ltz was infuriated at this and immediately ordered that the city be destroyed and the Scots in DJ's army punished - the most likely cause is that W0ltz just hated Scots. Despite being very costly, the battle was still a victory for W0ltzoria, DJ personally led the siege on Oofio's palace, capturing him,

This led to a brutal interrogation on account of Kool's drunken rabble, Oofio had his reasons, he said to DJ:

*I believe you know what to do, join me, DJ, introduce me to the W0ltzorian inner circle, have W0ltz trust both you and me... then we will destroy him, the world is not HIS, it's ours - ours to command and to conquer. I suppose you know what to do.*

And DJ believed, he returned back to W0ltzoria with a phyrric victory, but with hope, he had assembled a massive army, W0ltzoria's state appartus was nearly all under his control, all that was left was to plot, to plot and to plan.

Some, however, may have objections.