The Pizza War

A great war occured on 2023-02-25 inside of a "fake revie server" that was not associated with Sticky Keys, but Shrub did participate in it, so it will be written about here regardless.

### Involved Parties

#### Pizza

* Shrub (Entered the war to assist Denise. Moderately involved with fighting, but only appeared towards the middle of the conflict. Pioneered several new pizza-based weapons.)
* Denise (One of the first combatants in the war. Heavily involved with fighting. Brought in several pizza allies to the server, including Shrub and Pain.)
* Pain (Arrived once the battle was already over. Still produced pizza and counted towards the war, even despite not directly involving in combat.)
* Ant. (Not associated with Sticky Keys. Heavily involved with conflict from the beginning. Might even have started the war. Was a heretic, but produced pizza regardless.)
* Harold (Member of the Condom Warrior Family. His story is better detailed in his own article.)

#### Porn

* Jav\* (One of the primary combatants of the Porn forces. Continued to attempt to commit heresy, even during a ceasefire and after the war ended.)
* Docu Meister (Potentially the first heretic to begin fighting. Fought violently for a while, but eventually surrendered and ceased contributing to the war effort.)
* Rikki 64 (Bizarre heretic that appeared near the beginning of the conflict. Seemed to mostly produce propaganda and fight using censored heresy.)

### The Beginning

It is unknown precisely how this war began, but Denise claims it started 60 years before. The conflict was largely a battle between the Pizza and the Porn, and there were only a few small breaks in the fighting. In the beginning, the only pizza fighter was the Peppinos, but they were mostly phased out in the later stages of the war. The Porn side just used various regular heresies, for the most part. Only a few greater heresies were committed, and even then they were not used for long. Fighting was fairly even between the two sides, with control of the fight occasionally shifting between the sides.

### The 7-Second Ceasefire

In the middle of the war, the pizza side declared the war had ended, but the porn side did not respect this for long. Shortly after the ceasefire began, Rikki 64 gave the attack order, and the heretics began committing heresies again.

### Continuation

After the truce was broken, the heretics were fighting at full force, and the pizza side wasn't keeping up as well as they were before. In response to this, Shrub produced the first image-based pizza weapon, which would then be immediately deployed and used in the fight. This only assisted slightly, but did pave the way for later pizza weapon development. There was a brief moment of confusion when Denise ordered a full retreat, but this did not last long, since the other pizza fighters had not run out of morale yet.

### Weird Pause

A very short pause in the middle of the pizza war that the heretics mostly used to celebrate what they assumed to be their victory. This, however, would not last long, as the new pizza weapon development was complete.

### Pizza Renaissance

Shrub's research eventually lead to new developments in pizza weaponry, and the newest and most efficient form of pizza was employed during this point in the war. Remarkably, the heretics were devastated by this new pizza weapon, as it was able to outpace even their incredibly-fast porn production. Due to the heretics being overwhelmed, the tide of battle was finally turned back around, and the pizza forces once again had the upper hand. Despite the best efforts of the heretics, they were not able to stop the surge of pizza, and eventually they were fully defeated when they ran out of porn. This marked the end of the pizza war.

### Aftermath

In the immense confusion that followed the war, the heretics desperately tried to declare themselves as the true victors of the conflict, but their cries fell on deaf ears. The heretics also tried to produce more porn, but they had completely been exhausted and were not able to make even a dent in the pizza that had been formed previously. The pizza forces had lost many Peppinos and pizzas over the course of the war, but in the end had emerged victorious. A long time was spent mourning the loss of the many great soldiers of the pizza forces who were felled by the porn and heretics. Shrub would then proceed to leave the server entirely, leaving the pizza forces and moving back to Mothland to recover from the intense toll the pizza war had taken on Shrub's strength. Denise stayed, however, and continued to watch over the pizza in case the porn rose again.

## Gallery

(Porn will be not be depicted here due to the potential of violating Fandom's guideliines.)

Never forget.An early form of pizza weaponry.The pizza that won the war.A Peppino preparing to fight.