Agents Doofenshmirtz and Smith (The Wonderful World of Phineas and Ferb episode)/Transcript

*(Scene opens up at the Flynn-Fletcher house.)*

**Linda:** Alright, Candace, honey. I'm going out for a birthday party.

**Candace:** For who is it, Mom?

**Linda:** Did you know that Adyson's aunt Brenda and Fred having a baby one year ago?

**Candace:** Let me think about it. It is boy, right?

**Linda:** Nope, Candace. It's a girl.

**Candace:** A girl, huh?

**Linda:** I think so. Just because it's girl birthday party for today, so my friend Becky's little sister has a 1 year old birthday party for her baby daughter. She gives birth to her baby girl just like I giving birth to you since July 11 every year since you were born on July 11, 1992.

**Candace:** Let me guess. It's Gretel Sweetwater's 1st birthday, right?

**Linda:** That's right, hon, it's her birthday today and I have a surprise for her.

**Candace:** I want to having baby parties for children, too. It's not just going to be happening.

**Linda:** You know that you can't, Candace. Baby parties are not for children, they are for the people and grownups including moms and dads.

**Candace:** For the grownups you say?

**Linda:** Yep. So they are all babies rewarded for all the great work they do.

**Candace:** Geez. Babies and toddlers are so easy to do. They eat, drink, poop, pee, play, and end of the story and a lullaby before bedtime.

**Linda:** *(giggles)* You're so funny enough right, Candace. Anyways, I'm hanging out to the birthday party for Gretel Sweetwater now. *(leaves as she taking a birthday present)* Do you think you can handle it yourself if you can be in charge of your brothers Phineas and Ferb today while I'm gone?

**Candace:** That's sounds great, like a piece a cake to me.

**Linda:** *(offscreen)* Great! Have fun.

**Candace:** Hmm. It's about right on time to be in charge of my brothers.

*(Cut to Phineas and Ferb are sitting under the tree, as usual.)*

**Phineas:** So Ferb, what should we do today? Unless we can give Perry a bath as sooner than you cut the red wire as it first.

**Candace:** Okay, Phineas and Ferb, Mom's going out to the birthday party at Brenda and Fred's house and I'm gonna lying down with some ground rules!

**Phineas:** Okay, Candace, go ahead. Shoot.

**Candace:** No trampolines, no robots, no rollercoasters, no rocket ships, no time machines, *(offscreen in background)*

**Phineas:** *(while Candace is talking)* Ferb, do you have any Ferb silences you can record? That's very cool.

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**Phineas/Ferb:** *(cooing)*

**Candace:** All right, guys, playtime's over. We gonna go to a birthday party to get used to it.

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**Carl:**

**Major Monogram:** Oh, no. That's very good at all!

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**Norm:** I will started dusted out with this one.

*(Cut to the living room of the Brenda and Fred Sweetwater's house.)*

**Candace:** Mom, these aren't babies that look like Phineas and Ferb to me. This is the real Phineas and Ferb.

*(The baby-inator hits Linda, Isabella, Jeremy, Coltrane, Miles, Zack, Stacy, Skylar, Loretta and Jenny which turns them into babies. The same is done with the remaining teenagers, including Sassy Miss K, Sassy Miss K's boyfriend, Kevin, Anthony, Fred and Hiromi. All of the babies, excluding Phineas and Ferb, then poops their diapers and then start crying.)*

**Candace:** *(talking loudly)* Oh, that is just great. First the baby-inator beam hits my brothers, and then now my friends are turning themselves into babies, especially Mom. And as a result, lesson learned. Babies and toddlers are so easy. The irony is not that lost on me! Everyone, help the babies change their diapers in here! Ugh! This is better have to wear them off before the next episode.