1970 Dinoco 400

The 1970 Dinoco 400 was the final race of 1970 and the last race to have 68 racers qualifying because of a life threatening collision on lap 399 involving 35 cars with Ruby Nightrider being the most damaged.

Another crash began on lap 54 where Coo Coo Carlin turned Lee Cunningham, hit the wall, and got tboned by Randy Lawson, and what was even more crazy is that Lee was retiring anyway.

The crash began when Howard McQueen turned Ruby Nightrider on purpose causing her to crash and get hit multiple times and flipping alot hard.

Bobby Carsac with rookie The King second and Jack Stalker third.

## Transcript

### Lap 54 Cunningham and Carlin argue

* Coo Coo : SHUT UP LEE THIS POSITION IS MINE
* Lee : WHO SAID THAT YOU SHOULD GET THE POSITION I SHALL!!!
* Coo Coo : WHAT EVERY YOU LOSER
* Lee : WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!!
* Coo Coo : YOU HEARD ME!!! NOW GOT LOST!!!!!! (Turns Lee Cunningham)
* Narrator 2 : OH AND CUNNINGHAM GETS TURNED BY COO COO CARLIN AND OOOH GETS T BONED BY RANDY LAWSON!!!!!
* Randy : that’s what you get for being mean to Dewey in 1961
* Lee : Whatever, I’ve already planned on retiring after this race anyway

### Ruby Vs Howard

* Announcer : FINAL LAP OF THE DINOCO 400 AND WHITE FLAG IS OUT
* Announcer 2 : Could it be Howard or Ruby for the title
* Howard : THAT TITLE IS MINE
* Ruby : NO ITS MINE \*Blocks Howard\*
* Howard : NO, ITS MINE \*SHOVES RUBYS REAR\*
* Announcer : OH RUBY GETS SLAMMED INTO THE REAR AND WAY TO MANY CARS INVOLVED OH MY GOODNESS!!!!
* Announcer 2 : NIGHTRIDER FLYS OFF THE RACE TRACK INTO A HIGHWAY AND A GAS STATION HEAVILY DAMAGED, BOBBY CARSAC, WINS THE DINOCO 400!!!!
* Announcer : Propally too far there.

### Bobby Carsac's Piston Cup

* Kylie Spinner: So Bobby, are you happy for your 2nd Piston Cup?
* Bobby: It's amazing to know I won two of them. I won the first in 1963 and again this year.
* Kylie Spinner: Ok, then back to you man, who must still be happy about the 2nd time Bobby won the Piston Cup. Back to you, man, otherwise.
* Announcer: This is so happy! 3,200 cars watching the great final of 1970, the DINOCO 400!! BOBBY WON, BOBBY WON, BOBBY IS THE WINNER BABY, WOO!!!
* Announcer 2: That's gotta be the best. Carsac wins the 1970 Piston Cup Season with Rev Pitcar and the others with Kylie now.

### Howard McQueen gets Fired

* LTP Owner : MCQUEEN!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT RUBBISH OUT THEFE
* Howard McQueen : Listen I can explain
* LTP Owner : WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS OM TO WRECK NIGHTRIDER HUH, YOU CANT UST WRECK HER BECAUSE SHE WAS ABOUT TO WIN THE PISTON CUP AND YOU CAUSED THIS ACCIDENT. I’m sorry to say this but YOUR FIRED,
* Howard McQueen : FINE LOSER, WHO NEEDS YOU \*Drives Away\*

### The Racers and Lapis Wish Bobby a Happy 2nd Victory

* The Racers: HAPPY 2ND VICTORY, BOBBY!!
* Kylie Spinner: You forgot me.
* Randy Lawson: Because you interviewed him.
* Kylie Spinner: Oh ok.
* Pitcar and Foyt: OTHERWISE, HAPPY 2ND PISTON CUP VICTORY, BOBBY CARSAC!!!
* Jack Stalker and The King: YEAH, HAPPY SECOND VICTORY!!
* (Pitcar brings his cake)
* Tillie Cornfuel, Pitcar, Jack Stalker, Randy, Kylie, and The King: Make a wish!
* Bobby: I wish I won three Piston Cups!
* Pitcar: Your wish came true!! Kind of...
* (Fireworks pop from the nighttime sky)
* Kylie Spinner: YAY!! Not only that, but GOOD AMAZING JOB ON YOUR 2ND PISTON CUP, CARSAC!!
* The Racers, Bobby, and Kylie Spinner: YAY!!
* (More fireworks pop)
* Announcer 1: That's gonna be the best firework show at the Motor Speedway of the South!!
* Atta Brown: It's beautiful and shiny.
* Announcer 2: Other than that, I love it.
* Atta Brown: Ginormous fireworks!!