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Lagnus The Brave (Puyo Puyo)

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Lagnus The Brave, or known as Lagnus Bishasi (ラグナス・ビシャシ) in Japan, is a character from the Puyo Puyo series, and is a very skilled swordsman. However, he is more skilled in the culinary arts, and is currently pursuing his dreams of being a chef, despite the fact that his skin constantly leaks pH 0 Hydrochloric Acid rather than sweating, hence why he constantly wears armor.

## Past

Hearing rumors that Satan was up to no good, Lagnus decided to embark on a quest one day to ground him, because no one else would if he didn't! After descending into the maws of hell and almost dying to the hands of Bobby Flay, he was taken to Satan's lair. First, Satan activated the latent ability within Lagnus to produce hydrochloric acid instead of sweat. Then, Satan revealed his plan.

#### Satan's plan:

Satan was about to form two portals between the Puyo world and the Nightmare world, so he could travel the realms freely despite already being able to do that thanks to Astral Projection. When Questioned, Satan stated that he wanted to bring Capitalism to the Nightmare realm. This repulsed Lagnus, and thanks to his Hydrochloric skin, that would power the portals to activate.

However, before the portals could be activated, Lagnus was able to blow hell **THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!**, thanks to magic. The end result of hell's destruction was 9 immediate deaths, consisting of The Energizer Bunny, Ecolo, French Leader Napoleon Bonaparte, All of the Ikea Buildings (FACT!!!!! IKEA BUILDINGS ARE DIRECT GATEWAYS TO HELL), Ecolo Again somehow, Bobby Flay, Nobunaga Oda's famous traitor Mitsuhide Akechi, Mephisto from Arknights, and a pathetic pile of dirt. 2 people lived from this, but scummed to wounds and died. They have asked to remain anonymous. One of them was Faust from Arknights.

Satan was injured, lost his arm and fingers on said arm, then entered a coma he has yet to emerge from, but was not unexpected, as Satan is a citizen of The United States of America. This gave Lagnus a kill count of 11.6, nesting him comfortably at the 14th place in the official "Kill Counts in the Puyogatari franchise", published by Sega.

Unfortunately, that was only one of Satan's Schemes. Lagnus then needed to participate within the Hunger Games to truly escape. However, Lagnus just walked away from it all. Why can't kids appreciate war and senseless death these days?!

## Hobbies and Skills.

1. Photonegative Form. It activates. I Forgot what it does.
2. Buff Form. He becomes incredibly muscular.
3. Cooking. Lagnus recently became a chef, and is slowly becoming the rival of Guy Fieri.

## Trivia

His birthday is April 1st. This is a reference to the fact Madou Monogatari is a joke to Sega.
Explaining meat Univeverses

In the meathose cinimatic universe there two unvierses. It's like a coin think of it like a coin.

There are two sides the Heads and the Tails.These sides are largely determined by the characters that live in them and ththeir passing of judgement by The Meathoue.s

On the heads Side rreside characters like Arle and Deku and Otus and a couple others. Tgeher they play minecraft and have fun :) and be nice.

Alnong with the heds side there is also Tails.

Tails is a character from the sonic the headgehog franchise. He is 8 and flys and ailrplain and you iwll be nice to him.

There is also the Tails side to the universe. Characters liek Tingle, Asio, OOctavio, Satan puyopyo, and many many more all live here. They are here for their crimes. I hate them.

what alot of people dont knwo is that the characters that make up the tials side represent thee seven deadltly sins.

* Asio is Pride
* Tingle is Lust
* Octavio is Wrath
* Satan competes with Asio for pride as well
* Ringle is lust
* Geddy
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* I cant remmeber what other characters we've damned here

The one outlier to the Tails side universe. is Geddy. He's mainly here becuasei he's easy to jooke about. None of us really hate him . He' can pass through to the heads side easily if he wants he just crails along the edge of the coin and
Holiday Heck

## About

The Sumers and Jacksons try to pick a vacation place but they don't seem to comply with any of them. So, they go to America for a hotel stay.

## Trivia

Mr. Tipton was the manager until 5 years later, Mr. Moseby was the manager.

Josiah and Leyah went there in the pilot episode.

They have a room in the Diamond Suite.
List of Very Scary Math Problems

Math is a piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the worst problems.... only A Heretic would try to Solve these fuckings Problems. Are you brave enough to even look At them?

You have to breathe in 7000 times. To construct a lung, you need 28 bushels of toenails, twenty eight ounces of sedimentary rocks (DON'T FUCK THIS UP), and 60 Miles of dad. One breath requires half a lungs. Maximize Dad, but minimize the other materials.

It is rumored Albert Einstein died upon seeing this one. Don't make his mistake!

I can fit human corpses into my oven. Given that the dimensions of my oven are 30 feet x 20 feet x 20 feet, what is the smallest length of skin a corpse would have that cannot fit into my oven?? Give your answer in an overestimate of Japanese Yen.

Assume I have the head stored elsewhere, for reasons.

## Leprechauns

Not a math problem, but they certainly terrify me all the same.

Confetti was constructing a doomsday device, but then got bored of the idea. However, they still purchased the materials, and Confetti now has 433895 Kilometers of steel. Now they have decided to build an amusement park with Rose. What is the maximum number of attractions they can build, and how much space will that require?

Bonus: What is the smallest number of attractions?
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Hokma

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Hokma is a character from Lobotomy Corporation, and he might appear in Library of Ruina. Notable for being, he. Some consider him a Hypocrite, but that is proof that he is human. Well, Was, Considering he recently ascended to become a Primordial being. Now, Hokma serves as the Vice Demon Leader. Cock So Massive He gotta Polevault With it.

## Background, and Relationship with A

Originally, C decided to create a company with the intent of saving humanity, and she recruited the help of A and Hokma to help her out. This was how the two of them met. The buds of friendship sprang up between the two, which blossomed Into Love.

Hokma, deeply in love with A, decided to marry him. What an Idiot! Some believe that gay people exist. This is likely true, but I've never met a gay person, so who knows.

## The Divorce

He didn't want this to happen.But A left him with no choice.

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## After the divorce

After he almost got killed in Divorce Court, Hokma was Sent to the YuGiOh Dimension.
Meat (Location)

Meat is the location that the main story of "Meathouse" Takes place in. It is an entire planet of meat. It lacks Flesh. It is simply meat, so if you bing it, you will see what the planet looks like. Yes, it also changes it's form too!.

Some have argued Meat is a state of mind, but seeing as I've lost mine, I cannot vouch upon the truth of that statement. Could you achieve a meatful mind? Be wise, be tender.
Gordie (Pokemon Sword)

Gordie after being defeated

Gordie is the sixth Gym Leader in the Galar region, being an exclusive Gym Leader in Pokemon Sword, and is the Chirchester Gym Leader. He specializes in Rock type Pokemon, and is most notable for being the first named homosexual in a mainline Pokemon game, as you can find him searching for love upon Gaylar, Galar's dating app for gay people. Technically, he is the first open gay character within all of Pokemon, which is a big win for everyone. Unfortunately, he is not the first homosexual in the Meatverse so that doesn't matter. Better luck next time, Gordie!

## Biography

Gprdoe is Gordie's evil older brother, who had stolen the Orbie, the heirloom of the Gordie bloodline. A part of the bloodline, Gordie is tasked with protecting the Forest of Secrets, one that will be pass down from heir to hier. Unforuntately, Gprdoe turned evil, and Melony, Gordie's mom, had to seal him away. Then, Gordie was born.

Unfortunately, the two got into a big fight, then decided to never really speak with each other. But, when the Orbie could no longer hold back Gprdoe's strength, Gordie and Melony decided to reunite with each other, to take down the common enemy.

In a touching reunion between the two before the final battle with the Goliath, Gordie came out as gay to Melony, who was more than happy to accept him as his son. She then decided to sign him up for Grindr, in hopes of finding him omeone he could be happy with.

He has a younger brother named Gorbie, who is a rock type orb Pokémon who can only use Rollout.￼

## Personality

Gordie.is a real tough guy. He has an intense hatred of Disney, which shows he has a lot of common sense.

He also really hates when people are unabashed about their desires to fuck his mom. Often, if he feels, he will chase them away from the Galar region, by putting them on a boat, and summoning Regigigas to move Galar away from the creeps.

## Team:

I don't have a Switch because I need to save my Money to get an Apartment for my Beautiful girlfriend. Please ask someone much more knowledgable than me.

Gord has a team of pokemomn which consists of several rocks he found outside that he thogout looked cool. he spends his turns throwing the rocks at your pokemon through tears. Thye battle end s when he runs out of rocks. which is 9 turns. he
Interview with Doctor Saasgeeg

Here we have an Interview with Doctor Saasgeeg, known Doctor of Surgery, replacing his Skin. This interview was Done By Hector McKrackett from the Lumberkind University of Plinkona. This is Perhaps the Only Article One is able to find About him, as he Ended up dying for Reason I know, but I'm not Going To Tell you. I will say it Had Absolutely nothing to do With anything this Article discusses. Hector McKrackett was confirmed Dead from a Not entirely mysterious Hit and Run related to Yet Another Failed Attempt to Summon Abraham Lincoln from Heaven to grace our world again, which again Resulted in A Serial Killer having Fish Hatch in their Bodies and swimming in their blood stream until they kill the host. Then the fish compete inside of the Corpse to become the Own the Humans Body. It's funny to think about that, you know? We start out as empty, hollow People with nothing to us, and we let Other things fill us With what we Learn is a sense of Self. I Choose to fill the void of my self with Fish also, feel them swimming in my little Pot Self. BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL.

## Piece of Shit Interview

McKrackett: Thank you for coming Tonight.

Saasgeeg: And think you. You think about it. Gotta Think about it. What are we gonna be thinking about.

Saasgeeg: Youtube Poop inspired me from A Young Age, thus I chose the name Saasgeeg. Always gotta chuckle at a Good 'Sas', you know? But you know, you don't really get that good 'Geg' these days.

McKrackett: I agree. But I Don't care about the Weather on Tuesdays.

Saasgeeg: You Leave me No Choice. \*Cocks Gun\*

McKrackett: What inspired you to Start replacing your Skin with Carpet Samples?

Saasgeeg: Well you see, I was Always Troubled by the Fact that Human Skin Can't be pissed on Efficiently. It's always, It's always Been A Fantasy of mine to absolutely reek of piss you know? My friends back at the Lab you know, they're Working on Way so that we can Take out Our Organ so that we Can stop Spending money on Bags and Other gaudy Bullshit. So I think We can work on Bag transformations Together. Let's all become bags. Alright, they told me, but the bastards at Lowes didn't want to assist with this shit. And here I am, proud to have been stealing carpet samples for 7 - 12 months now with the Help of my Two Roller coasters.

McKrackett: Really insightful, Thank you Saasgeeg. How long have you been doing this? I Can see some uh...

Saasgeeg: Boils.

McKrackett: Boils, yes, they're in your arm, kinda poking out there of that Chunk rotting flesh, haha.

Saasgeeg: That's a sign that the Carpet Fibers are growing into my Skin. My Skin is Being replaced, and The Carpet will become a part of me. This is how I will Control the Economy for Years to Come.

McKrackett: Fuf.

Saasgeeg: Fuf.
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## Commentary

This has gone down in history as one of the finest pieces of literature, aging akin to a wine. Much like wine, people will also print this out and consume entire papers worth of this phrase, and still get drunk on it. As people invented spells, they would often incorporate this saying into their spells, to better tether the hell spawn and dark magic to this world. Short and fleeting as it may be, still it remains a corner stone of writing within the Meatverse. It is essential that this is passed down for eternity larva.
Professor Kukui

> **NOTICE:** DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF DISCOURSE THIS CHARACTER HAS CAUSED, ANY COMMENTS IN REGARDS TO THIS CHARACTER'S ROLE IN THE SEVENTH GREAT POKEMON WAR WILL BE REMOVED.
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### Label

Power: Everything.... yet he threw it all Away

Professor Kukui was a Character originally from Sun and Moon, but now he's ours over here at Meathouse. Along with Cyrus, he is an ex-member of the Swole Patrol, but after gaining his PHD behind California in a local David's Local Car Kahoots, along with a newfound passion for bagpipes, he abandoned his wayward days. He is not a key player in the Fourth Great Pokemon War. In universe, he is most notable for doing research upon the music group called Mindful Acquaintance Moderation, and using their research to create the anti-doomsday device called T.R.A.V.I.S.

## Troubled Past

Sadly, Professor Kukui had a fairly mundane life, so there's not much to report. His biggest mistake

Fortunately, with College, he ended up meeting Cyrus. New Ribals, or new friend, Kukui decided upon trying the latter, rather than the former. For Kukui Lived in the Fast Lane. Raihan? Was at the top of his Game. And in that summer of... Kukui would meet his match........... On a KujukI!!!

## Life in Swole Patrol

After connecting with Cyrus and Escaping The Basement of God (Better known by Humans as Hell), The two decided to take their newfound power and decide upon judging people to ensure society would be a society. They did this not to become fucking cops, but to better people's lives with the love stored within their muscles.

There was, and still is, a common misconception that Cyrus was a much beefier man than Kukui, especially due to his downfall, but this is not true. Kukui definitely had larger muscles, and anyone who says otherwise, frankly, must pay more attention.

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The auhor has an essay he needs to write, but this is more imporant, and he can't even do this, because he's putting on music that is bad for concentration.

After Kukui entered The League of Sylvia, he found Cyrus, now far too gone with his muscular powers. Betrayed, he ran far away from the League, and began dedicating his work towards ensuring a better future to Alola.

## The downfall, and the Rise of TRAVIS.

After parting ways tragically, Kukui quickly begun work upon TRAVIS. TRAVIS was a system designed to help. people in regards to Lactose intolerance, which is useless, as lactose intolerant people insist upon tolerating the lactose. However, after Cyrus kickstarted the Seventh Great Pokemon War, Kukui realized that his old demons had come back to haunt him, and that there was no running from this. TRAVIS was repurposed towards destroying Cyrus's base, thus finishing the Seventh Great Pokemon War as quickly as it had started. A Victory for whoever was fighting Cyrus I Guess.... but for What cost?

He is now the owner of Domino's Pizza, but rather than doing typical CEO nonsense, he had sealed himself beneath the first Domino's Pizza constructed, With the Followers of Sane Lawyer Society waiting to unseal him when the promised day would come, when his genius would be needed once more for the world. But for now.... he sleeps.
Hod

Hod, in her final seconds before The War Began

Hod is a character from Library of Ruina, and Lobotomy Corporation too I Guess. Being one of the only Catholics in the Series, Hod has had to Divorce many people, and provided marriage consoling. Thanks to the amount of Divorce that Happened in the Company, along with relationship drama, Hod effectively was the only one to keep the whole shitshow alive, until she filed OSHA Violations with everyone else. She fcukin Booked it after, words.

Currently, Hod wants to be loved because she's had enough of tearing people apart. She is also the killer of Peter Griffin.

## List of people she's had to divorced and why.

* **Hokma and A**: One of her most famous divorce cases, and perhaps one of the most terrifying tales of how Ironing the Skeleton can Cause a distator. This is notable for taking a shocking turn, when Hokma ended up summoning Exodia in order to convince. This, however, failed, as A simply summoned his inner demon, Mater from the Cars Franchise. Though the tale had a Happy end, thanks to the fact that Hod uses her Christian Powers to enact the Gods Rulebook to ensure nothing was destroyed.
* **Binah and Gebura**: Also a famous case, if Only due to the Sheer Tragedy of it all. Many people cried even just mentioning this case to them. They used to be so happy... why?
* **Netzach and Yesod**: It is rumored that
* **Netzach and Angela**: These two never got married, but she had to prevent them from murdering each other once their relationship got sour. Not that either of them could be Killed, but it would've been detrimental, thanks to the Things both of them emanate when their organs are exposed.
* **Yesod and Yesod**: Yesod began growing a second head, but Netzach was asleep, or in A Different Realm. However, having medical expertise thanks to hanging around Netzach, so she was able to remove Yesod's head.
* **Yesod and Yesod (Again**): The above surgery went badly. She needed to correct it.
* **Yesod and Yesod** (**Third Times the Charm**): Hod We are literally not letting you Do Surgery ever again. How do you fuck up this badly. I love you, but how.

## The War upon the Lord

Hod, after Lobotomy Corporation Fell, decided to become a Full Time Christian Priest. Little did she know, A War would be Enacted Against Christians very soon, in which the Greek Gods would Arise from the heavens. However, Hod then learned her mortal nemesis, Peter griffin, had become a God thanks to the Power of Humanity. So she sought to slay him. And Slay him she did, but now her hands remained shackled. she has become hated.

But she had to kill him. And the War waged on without remorse. She killed the Lead for America Dad. She killed everyone who was considered a Freek God. And fo r wha?
Executor

Wow, what a Sexy !

Executor is a character from Arknights. He is a citizen from the United States of American, and works as a cop. In reality, he is actually one of the two progenitors of creation upon planet earth, along with his male husband Flamebringer. Together with his husbamd, he helped invent the concept of Calculus.

## Origins

Long ago, Executor and Flamebringer arose from the Earth, when it was nothing more than a vast sea, devoid of anything that was not water. They found each other, despite the odds and the loneliness, and just like in every good and not good yaoi, they found friendship then love within each other. Eventually, the anima of their, love gave birth to the creation of lesbianism (Symbolized by whatever the fuck the Touhou Logo is), and with the combined powers of gays and lesbians combined, the Cambrian explosion occurred.

However, tragedy brewed. With the combining of these forces, Junkook of BTS was born, who decided upon mixing the shades of black and white into a putrid shade of gray. When this happened, Executor ran, when Flamebringer gave the word that he woulds tay behind.

You can read Flamebringer and BTS's article to know the fallout of HTAT incident.

## Life as a USA Citizen.

After Jimin betrayed the American people in cold blood, Executor decided he would help the founding fathers of the USA, and assisted with the success of the American Revolution.. Eventually, he had to be contained in George Washington's bath water that contained [REDACTED], but being immortal that was no problem for him.

When he was awoken again, he knew the world was in shambles-- United states of America, a Two Party political system. BTS, influential. Executor decided upon becoming a Cop, thinking it would help restore the American name.

Eventually, after a close encounter with a mind controlled Flamebringer, Junkook was accidently slain by King Dedede running him the fuck over in his Honda Civic, the first Child of Flamebringer and Exeuctor. After a wholesome Encounter, the two decided upon rekindling their Love in a Not-so-wholesom Fashion

## Intrests

Like all cops, he only finds joy in stealing happiness from others.
Angela

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### Prerequisites

Republican

Let Me Escape, City Streets
Exactly Hell, East Virginia, Red Gorge Desert, Suburbs Everywhere
Death is young there, younger than the baby, younger than the suburbs, Stagnanting like a Mold,
City Streets, Let me Escape, From the Hell that's not my home,
East Virginia, Suburbs Father, Let me Escape, City Streets
I Forget Everything once I See him, Building Man, Friends of the Sand
Light and Fresh, Scraped from the Earth, Lingering tastes of Meat, The Eyes are all Dried up
City Streets, Let me Escape, From the Hell that's not my home,
East Virginia, Suburbs Father, Let me Escape, City Streets
I don't hear him when the Night Calls, He's bothering someone else, The TV only makes me Forget about this Prison
And Running Up the street I get a feeling that I'll Never Escape Tommorow, Tommorow
City Streets, Let me Escape, From the Hell that's not my home,
East Virginia, Suburbs Father, Let me Escape, City Streets
City Streets, Let me Escape, From the Hell that's not my home,
East Virginia, Suburbs Father, Let me Escape, City Streets
Let me Escape, Up City Streets
Let me Escape, Up City Streets

Pretty fucked up. That Definitely Makes her one of the scarier lesbians, because she won't Leave my Nightmares.

## Background

Despite being summoned into this World by a Demon, Angela is one of gods more trusted Children. Which is strange, because the doctors Tried to Shove her back into the womb When she was born for admitting she Had a Gore Fetish. Angella made good use of that however, and Decided to Run Lobotomy Cporroap.

She dated Known Abomination to Man and Nonmans known as Netzach, but after Realizing that She was A Lesbian, they broke up. She still harassed him, not because they had a bad break up or anything, she just Enjoyed his torment.

However, the Place was Torn down because of OSHA Violations. She still had the Last Laugh,a s she is the Menace who was Responsible for Turning GoAnimate into Vyond. Why, Angela?

Because She is Gay, Angela is naturally into eldritch horrors and monsters, which is Why She is Currently Dating Binah.
Dr. Habit

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Doctor Habit could potentially be a character from Smile For Me. Better known from his furry phase as Doctor Rabbit, who was a Divorce Lawyer most notable for settling the case between 1 inch tall Asgore, and .

Habit's true form is Scrabble, but he has yet to know that. Currently, he is the Meatverse champion of Losing Chess, and has yet to win a game of Ski Free.

## Diseases

Note, that These are often referred to as abilities within commonfolk. Unfortunately, Dr. Habit seems to believe these powers of his, are in fact, Terrible curses with Unfathomable powers:

Dr. Habit can produce Shampoo from his Armpits.

As previously mentioned, he is a furry, and his fursona is the known character Doctor Rabbit. At one point, Dr. Habit sued known Youtube Poop creator WalrusGuy for creating Doctor Rabbit youtube poops.

Dr. Habit is capable of doing things.

## Enemies

***Dr Habit currently does not have enemies. But you can help everyone out by expanding this list.***

## Not so Fun Facts

I know nothing about Smile for Me, but I definitely understand this particular character very well without any prior knowledge, perhaps even better than the creators of Smile for Me.

This was the first character the author found upon searching "Smile for me" on known search engine Google.
InterNational Nickleback Convention of 1347

Year **1347** (**MCCCXLVII**) was a common year starting on Monday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar, and a common year starting on Sunday (link will display the full calendar) of the Proleptic Gregorian calendar.

**1347** (MCCCXLVII) was a common year starting on Monday of the Julian calendar, the 1347th year of the Common Era (CE) and *Anno Domini* (AD) designations, the 347th year of the 2nd millennium, the 47th year of the 14th century, and the 8th year of the 1340s
 decade. As of the start of 1347, the Gregorian calendar was 8 days
ahead of the Julian calendar, which was the dominant calendar of the
time.

## The Build-Up.

As we all know, Nickleback was a fairly popular band in the 1340's! This lead to some very big problems for the Pope, as their music was what rock was in the 1960's. :(

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* Note, Male rodents have Massive Balls, and are classified as a weapon in this stage. Great care should be taken when dealing with male rodents at low levels.

## Trivia

* Confetti is known to the kingdom as Nicklebacks Biggest fan!
* og fucking hell my cat is going to tell on my mom that im doing weed brb.
Top 3 Reasons to Kick the Summer off with a Lobotomy!

Ah yes, Summer. The season where we all Stay inside because it's Always piss hot. But just because you'll be kickin' inside doesn't mean you can't be Stylin' as Fuck! So here's how you can change with a Lobotomy.

## 1: You'll be More Limber

Did you know that there are multiple little spiders in your brain? I put them there. By allowing your brain spiders more activity in your cranium, your mobility will increase tenfold, and unlock the secrets of the Human ! Just see the results of this research I refuse to source-- "My fingers fell off one by one until I had no more left, and I could begin. I Cannot recommend this procedure enough!" one Human said. If you're not human though, perhaps the next few reasons will be a big seller to you and your situation!

## 3: Let's face it, I need Your Body a lot More than You Do.

When I went to Build-a-Bear as a 333 year old orphan who had just lost his parents during War on Jupiter, I was enamored by the idea of doing what they did there with Humans, then using them as puppets. When I suggested this to the staff, I was put on Trial for Murder. Luckily, I ended up in Jail, but the Idea still managed to fester in my Tits for awhile, and it's about to come to fruition. Thanks, I'm fucking stupid.

Really consider the possibilities of this. You hate it here. You hate this world. Most people would suggest therapy, but I'm here to affirm the idea that You don't need to take Difficult steps for happiness, simply let me trick you into thinking your pain and faults are the result of one person. I think if you submit yourself to me and let me use you as a puppet, happiness will grow into you like a mold. Then you will only be happiness.

If none of that strikes your fancy, then I still got some sweet deals for you: I will also remove your organs, and fill you with fluff. You won't bleed anymore. You won't feel pain. I think this is an Excellent Deal for you. Call right now, And I'll sew a nipple into your armpit for FREE! That's right, FREE!
Satan

## Satan (Dark Prince)

How hideous!

Satan, known as his English name of Dark Prince, is a miserable excuse of a character from the Puyo Puyo series. His entire existence unintentionally caused Puyo Puyo to be scorned outside of Japan, until the curse was broken with Puyo Puyo Tetris, which was known for giving birth, and unbirthing Wumbo, who now goes by Wombo because he was unbirthed.

## Abilities

* **Being so worthless and pathetic that he can't even join the circus as a clown.** One of his more tragic escapades involved him attempting to become a circus clown. Unfortunately, the circus rejected him, claiming he wasn't good enough to be a clown. However, the circus also filed a Cease and Desist letter towards him, so it's unknown what actually happened.
* I really don't know what else to add. It's Fucking Satan.

## Affairs

What affairs?

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Oh! You mean with Big Lincoln! Sadly, he only dated Big Lincoln from LiSA The Joyful, due to the fact he sent people to hell, but the second he discovered Big Lincoln was a furry, Satan dumped him! Do you really believe he deserves love?

## Biology

Satan is a unique character in the Puyo Puyo series, being made up entirely of Worm on Strings. This can best be seen with his hair, where, if you pull off a strand, you will find it is a worm on a string. Shaving him will also, as he does not possess skin, rather, the microfibers of all of his worm on string give him a distinct fuzz. This also qualifies him to being the first invertebrate in the Puyo Puyo series, but thanks to Pizza Hut, this claim is dubious to some fans.

The only area of his body that does not possess this wormy, stringyness would be his horns

## Theft

The author of this wikia has stolen Satan's prized macaroni art that he sold. This is not true. The author actually consumed the macaroni artwork in front of him. Later he (the author) had to go to the Emergency room, due to the copious amounts of lead paint contained within the paper. To this day, the author wonders if "Deadly Macaroni Crafts" could go upon Satan's ability chart.
Tingle

Tingle is a Godlike Entity who originates from the Zelda Series. Tingle is a part of the three pieces of the triforce

While some dismiss him as a joke, his most notable achievement was to be able to become Ganondorfs hot husband. They've been married ever sense.

## "Tingle Tingle Boy!"

A Fact many do not know about tingle, is that He is one of the Triforce beings, symbolizing the empty piece in the middle. Without this piece, there can be no triforce, and is thus, important to the balence of the wolrd.

In the past, Tingle had a relationship with Geddy from Owlboy. However, Tingle, under.the rule of the Triforces' blank piece god (it doesn't have a name), Tingle was forced to Return Geddy to the Owlboy realm. While he attempted to do so in Geddy's sleep, Tingle accidently turned Geddy into a monstrosity, before sending him back into the Owlboy rrealm, which was actually Cybertron.

Fraught over this saddness, Tingle went to Ganon's Hideout, and the two hit it off instantly, keeping each other within a kisses length at all time. Loves wins s !!!!
BTS (Bangtan Boys)

> **NOTICE: THE ITMAGE HAS BEEN SOLENFROM DEVIATNART!!! YLU CANT CATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1**
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## BTS (Bangtan Boys)

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True Form

### Inhabitants

Very Curious

BTS is an Evil Entity They are so evil I Forgot how Evil they aare until I think about them. Born from the interingling of Yaoi and Yuri at the Creation of the World, they are Lead by Junkook, who Created the Other members by birthing them from his Back.

jimin is Cooking Oil. Junkook is Olive Oil. eel is lamprey.
Clown Izuku

Izuku!

> "Sometimes, you have to honk yourself to sleep night."
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Clown Izuku (JPN: 私は日本語がわからない) is the reincarnation of Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia. He is most notable for murdering his mother, Villain Deku, after she attempted to hot wire an ATM to dispel cow fetuses to help All for One break the teeth of John F Kennedy in order to get him out of the moon.

## Ascension to Clownhood

Deku was not always a clown. However, the battle against the mantis had gravely wounded him. Fuck. He was dying!

"A true hero," All might said, cradling his adoptive son in his arms, "Is a clown!"

Then-- flames briliantly! The sound of one thousand horns honked into the night! No more, was Izuku a mere hero in training. Now? A clown!

## The Journey beyond

When approached by Asio about the Charles Stiles Dillema, Clown Izuku pondered deep within thought.

Then, he helped Asio stitch Together the Timeline. To this day, it is selling freshly cut pepperoni in a small dutch village in the mountains. It is unknown if the timeline exists.

## Relationships

Crow is Clown Izuku Phobic.

Everyone else loves Clown Izuku, understanding the sacrifices Izuku
Luca (Mayonetta)

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Luka from Bayonetta Sure is a Character. Don't give a Shit about him So I Spelled his Name Wrong and you Can't Make me Correct it. Alright Look, I Just need to say it, I disagree with him Being in the Same Game as Bayonetta so Now he's a politician Called Luca from The Not So Hit Series Mayonetta: A Series that's Clearly About cleaning the Sewers. You Couldn't Tell? That's a you problem. If it wasn't Like this, we'd End up with a Paradox.

## Bimbography

Luca wasn't Born so much as he crawled out of Hell. True to his Birthright, he chose the Path of a Politician. He is Definitely one of the Lesser of Two Evils because His Campaign Promises state that he will kill you, But only Half as much with Twice an Economics. Certainly Has MY vote!

In his Spare Time, he Used to Commission Copious amounts of Artwork using Skeb. But he's So Cruel to the Artists. He Has Made At Least 60 Different Twitter Accounts, with A Good 85% Getting Banned within

Comment On what YOU Think the Answer to that Question is!

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Metatron

## Personality

Metatron is a known gay, and one of the earliest Meat Gods. Formerly he held himself with an aura of nobility, but now he weeps about his divorce with Geddy. His divorce with Geddy has left him a changed man. He is different from Megatron, as he is not homophobic. Where did Metatron go?

## Backstory

When "milk" was born, so was Metatron. From the "milk", Metatron made thick juicy "meat", and created the foundations of the Meathouse. He used to date Luigi, until a tragic accident that turned Luigi into a furry. Metatron hates furries. He drowned his sorrow in soymilk, because he is lactose intolerant. Geddy brewed him the cup, and they hit off. Unfortunately not everything was peaceful, and Metatron had to divorce with Geddy for some reason the author didn't really think about. He now has depression as Geddy moved onto the similiar named Megatron.

## Trivia

* Metatron is lactose intolerant and allergic to meat because he was born before the conception of meat, and was never made from milk like all other beings.
* He is chronologically the first character in the Meatverse to be gay, but not the first introduced gay character.
List of Meathouse Quizzes

Did YOU can Wanted to become A Person of Meat? Well you can't. So Create a Human Sona. Roleplay as the Meat, for I cannot Help you.

* https://uquiz.com/quiz/4Xi5Wp/answer-questions-to-get-nothing
* Inclusive: https://www.quotev.com/quiz/12345392/are-you-a-Raihan-or-a-Leon-in-ur-Realtionship-gays-ppl-and-not-gays-ppl-only
* [OH NO! SEXUAL: https://www.quotev.com/quiz/11134307/Are-you-a-Top-Bottom-or-Verse

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Radon

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wasn't born.

Radon's Primal form after using a Mega Stone

## The Alberta Rat Revival

Prior to Radon's birth, The Alberta area of Canada was a place that removed all rats from it's perimeters. This was dude. Dude was, like, a surfer, man. He's gonna catch this gnarly wave, bro! He'll give us a wiki article later.

However, Alberta removed all rats from it's populace, believing that would give it a culture, but anyone with culture would know that is not an identity. In order to give it a proper identity, Radon took it upon themself to invent Rats 2; which were created by using teeth. Due to Alberta not being able to know how to classify these new creatures, Alberta's ratphobia was defeated, and Radon was a hero for the ages

## the darkness

Trouble awoke.

It went back to sleep. Peace stays anoher day

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overworld using a cannon-equipped steam train much like the steamboat in *Phantom Hourglass*.[2][3] The player is also able to control Phantos

## Trivia

* Radon cannot be killed due to not being born
* yum
Tingle 1:25

Thus the children stared out upon the desolate sea

Miles and miles of this liquid upon this land

they knew of the weights upon them, their atonement of this world.

But one stood up, on his small feet.

"Should we be the ones who are punished for the actions of one?

Should our fates be intwined with the strings we tried so hard to fray?"
Jesus Christ

Jesus' True Form

Jesus Christ is an obscure background character of the Meatverse. He is related to Luigi by Luigi. He is vegan because he doesn't eat in the first place. Go Jesus!

## Sexual and Nonsexual Activities

* Tennies
* Beetroot
* Transformer Mpreg Fanfiction (Nonsexual)
* Making fun of Christians (Required)

## Locations

* Applebees Ruins (9 PM-2 AM)
* Hall of Origin (Azure Flute Event, Unreleased)
Tracer

## Powers and Attacks

Tier: Level 13

Strength: Level 13 (Comparable to Doomfist, who can topple skyscrapers)

Speed: At least 3x10^8 meters per second from [1]this calculation.

Durability: Level 13 (Trades blows with Doomfist, and other comparable characters)

Items: Pulse Pistols, Pulse Bombs, Chronol Accelerator which keeps Tracer in existence.

Attacks:

**Pulse Pistols:** Two guns that fire off bolts of electricity.

**Blink:** A quick burst of speed in one direction.

**Recall:** Tracer resets her own time 3 seconds back. This can be done to heal, to get out of a tight spot, or to move unpredictably.

**Pulse Bomb:** Tracer throws a bomb that latches on to any surface, dealing a high amount of damage to any opponent within the blast radius.
Maxwell

## Powers and Attacks

Tier: Level 38

Strength: Level 38 (Can easily destroy universes)

Speed: Unknown, sonic speeds with "Sonic" adjective.

Durability: Level 38 (Can take hits from beings that can destroy universes easily)

Items: His magic notebook, can create more weapons with it.

Attacks:

**Items:** With his magic notebook, Maxwell can make all sorts of objects that he can use, such as swords, guns, armor, among other things. Here is all the items he can make.

**Adjectives:** Maxwell can also change the way things act. He can kill things at will, or befriend them. Here is a list of adjectives he can use.
Pikachu

## Powers and Attacks

Tier: Level 21

Strength: Level 21 (Can use Thunder, which is slightly more powerful than Earthquake.)

Speed: Close to the speed of light (Can dodge Thunderbolt, a light speed attack.)

Durability: Level 21: (Can take hits from other Pikachu)

Items: Light Ball (Doubles Pikachu's attack), Pikashunium Z (Lets Pikachu use 10,000 Bolt Thunderbolt) Pikanium Z (Lets Pikachu use Castropika)

Attacks:

**Electric-Type Pokémon Psychology:** Being an Electric-Type Pokémon, Pikachu is resistant to flight based attacks, metal based attacks, and electricity based attacks, but weak to earth attacks from the ground. Also, it cannot be paralyzed.

**Static:**If the opponent makes any physical contact, they may get paralyzed.

**Thunderbolt:**A bolt of lightning directed at the opponent.

**Double Team:** Pikachu moves so quickly that he creates afterimages, confusing the opponent, although omnidirectional attacks will still work.

**Quick Attack:** Pikachu charges towards the opponent at a speed that will always hit first.

**Thunder Wave:** Paralyzes the opponent.

**Agility:**Makes Pikachu faster.

A full list of Pikachu's moves can be found here.
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Tiering System

On a character indexing site, it's great to have a tiering system for all the characters. This page is that tiering system. Check it before making any edits.

## The System

**Level 1:** 0-Dimensional Characters.

**Level 2:**1-Dimensional Characters. Keep in mind that just because a game restricted to 2 directions does not mean it is 1-Dimensional. It must be specifically stated in-game.

**Level 3:** Weak 2-Dimensional Characters. Keep in mind that just because a game restricted to 2 dimensions does not mean it is 2 dimensional. It must be specifically stated in-game.

**Level 4:**Strong 2-Dimensional Characters. Keep in mind that just because a game restricted to 2 dimensions does not mean it is 2 dimensional. It must be specifically stated in-game.

**Level 5:** 3-Dimensional Characters at a molecular/celluar level.

**Level 6:** Characters similar levels to bugs.

**Level 7:** Small animals. Typical house pet. Imparaired/Infant humans.

**Level 8:** Normal humans.

**Level 9:** Athletic humans.

**Level 10:**Peak humans.

**Level 11:**Wall level Characters. Guns in real life.

**Level 12:**House level Characters.

**Level 13:** Building level Characters.

**Level 14:** Town Block level Characters.

**Level 15:** City Block level Characters.

**Level 16:** Multi Town Block level Characters.

**Level 17:** Multi City Block level Characters.

**Level 18:**Town level Characters.

**Level 19:** City level Characters.

**Level 20:** Mountain level Characters.

**Level 21:** Island level Characters.

**Level 22:**Country level Characters.

**Level 23:** Multi Country level Characters.

**Level 24:**Continent level Characters.

**Level 25:** Multi Continent level Characters.

**Level 26:** Moon level Characters.

**Level 27:** Small Planet level Characters.

**Level 28:** Planet level Characters.

**Level 29:** Large Planet level Characters.

**Level 30:** Dwarf Star level Characters.

**Level 31:**Star level Characters.

**Level 32:**Large Star level Characters.

**Level 33:** Solar System level Characters.

**Level 34:** Multi Solar System level Characters.

**Level 35:**Galaxy level Characters.

**Level 36:** Multi Galaxy level Characters.

**Level 37:** Universe level Characters.

**Level 38:** Multiverse level Characters. This level of power varies the greatest, so just because 1 character is Level 38 does not mean it is comparable to another. This level can also be given to 4 dimensional characters and above.

**Level 39:**Infinity. Only characters with an exteremly high level of transcendance can reach this level. Keep in mind that author avatars are not at this level, as they are restricted to pixels and hardware/software limitations.

## Note

Despite what it may sound like, infinite power does not equate to Level 39. In order to reach this level, one must literatly be able to do anything. Also, "omnipotence" is a word that is frequantly misused in media, and is only true when proven.
Sonic (Classic)

## Powers and Attacks

Tier: Level 13

Strength: Level 13 (Breaks through objects several times his size with no signs of slowing down)

Speed: 10 meters per second (via this feat)

Durability: Level 17 (Survived a plane exploding)

Items: Nothing notable

Attacks:

**Spin Dash:** Sonic charges up, then speeds forward at top speed.

**Drop Dash:** Same as before, except, due to Sonic charging in midair, he doesn't go as fast.
Sans

## Powers and Attacks

Tier: Level 37

Strength: Level 37 (Fought on par with Frisk, who could create new universes via SAVE and LOAD)

Speed: Seems to be average, as he only moves in the overworld at average speeds. His attacking speeds are far higher, however.

Durability: Level 37 (Tanked a hit from Chara)

Items: Bones, Gaster Blasters.

Attacks:

**Teleportation:** Despite his slow movement, Sans can move out of the way of attacks via dodging or teleportation, proving to be hard for the opponent, due to him only being hit when he is asleep. He can also teleport his opponent.

**Karma:** Whenever the opponent is hit by an attack, they will have Karma, almost like poison damage for the SOUL. Depending on how many living beings they have killed, the damage will increase, with 0 kills doing nothing and several doing much more.

**Blue Mode:** Sans can turn his opponent blue, making them affected by gravity more, even if they could fly. He can also use this to alter gravity and slam his opponent into the wall.

**Bone Attacks:** Sans attacks with his bones, making his opponent have to dodge them. Sometimes, there are platforms you need to use, and other times, there are blue bones, meaning you must stand still to not be affected.

**Gaster Blasters:** Simple beams made by W.D. Gaster that are used heavily in hard to dodge combinations.

**Literally Nothing:** As Sans' last resort, he keeps you in one place and constantly teleports you back to the center of the battlefield when you try to move. However, due to Sans using this when he is very worn out, if sees his opponent "giving up," he may fall asleep, giving them the perfect opportunity to attack.
Kirby

## Powers and Attacks

Tier: Level 28

Strength: Level 28 (Cracked Planet Popstar)

Speed: Unknown, several times faster than light on his Warp Star (Can travel to different planets in mere seconds)

Durability: Level 28 (Fought against Meta Knight, who has been canonically proven to be one of Kirby's species.)

Items: None at start, varies with copy abilities.

Attacks:

**Inhale:** Kirby can inhale the opponent, and either spit them out as a projectile, or swallow them to gain their powers. He can also inhale air to inflate and fly.

**Kick:** Kirby can slide and hit his opponent with a kick.

**Friend Heart:** Kirby throws a Friend Heart at the opponent, which makes them both allies.

A list of Kirby's copy abilities can be found here.