Mike’s Nursery Rhyme Hits

**Guest Starring**: Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro (from Wii Music)

## Transcript

Mike: hello, welcome to nursery rhyme, hits, I am here with wario

Wario: (Laughs) i’m Here!

Wario: So, without further ado, Are you people ready for the most DE-LUXE song time ever? Let the wario song time hits begin! Hey! You guys hear me? Now what are you waiting for? Start cheering now!

(People cheering, we see mona At the kitchen with children)

mona: Oh, do you know the muffin man

The muffin man, the muffin man Oh, do you know the muffin man That lives on Drury Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man The muffin man, the muffin man Oh yes, I know the muffin man That lives on Drury Lane

Oh, now we know the muffin man The muffin man, the muffin man Oh now we know the muffin man That lives on Drury Lane

Mike: mmm, nice muffins

Wario: Jimmy t, your up next

(we see Jimmy t at a train with kids)

Jimmy t: Get on board, little children

Get on board, little children Get on board, little children There's room for many-a-more

I hear the train a comin' I hear it close at hand I hear those car wheels rumblin' And rollin' through the land

Get on board, little children Get on board, little children Get on board, little children There's room for many-a-more

I hear the train a-coming She's coming round the curve She's loosened all her steam and brakes Straining every nerve

Get on board, little children Get on board, little children Get on board, little children There's room for many-a-more

The fare is cheap And all can go The rich and poor are there No second class aboard the train No difference in the fare

Get on board, little children Get on board, little children Get on board, little children There's room for many-a-more

Get on board, little children Get on board, little children Get on board, little children There's room for many-a-more

There's room for many-a-more

wario: Dribble, spitz, show them cause your next with the song John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, now hit it!

Dribble and spitz: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

His name is my name, too Whenever we go out The people always shout There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Da-da-da-da-da

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name, too Whenever we go out The people always shout There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Da-da-da-da-da

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name, too Whenever we go out The people always shout There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Da-da-da-da-da

Wario: hey Orbulon, where are you at? Twist right and left, right and left, right, left!

Orbulon: Here we go looby loo

Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night I put my right hand in I put my right hand out I give my right hand a shake, shake, shake And turn myself about

Here we go looby loo Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night I put my left hand in I put my left hand out I give my left hand a shake, shake, shake And turn myself about

Here we go looby loo Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night I put my right foot in I put my right foot out I give my right foot a shake, shake, shake And turn myself about

Here we go looby loo Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night I put my left foot in I put my left foot out I give my left foot a shake, shake, shake And turn myself about

Here we go looby loo Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night I put my head in I put my head out I give my head a shake, shake, shake And turn myself about

Here we go looby loo Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night I put my whole self in I put my whole self out I give my whole self a shake, shake, shake And turn myself about

Here we go looby loo Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night

Here we go looby loo Here we go looby light Here we go looby loo All on a Saturday night

Wario: woo! Kat and ana, your on!

kat and ana: Do your ears hand low,

do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears flip, flop, can you use 'em for a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom, are they curly on the top? Can you use 'em for a swatter, can you use 'em for a blotter? Do your ears hand low? Do your ears hand low?

Wario: more like do your microphones hang low, (laughs) crygor!

Dr crygor: Skinny Marinky Dinky Dink

Skinny Marinky Dinky DInk, Skinny Marinky Do, I love you.

Skinny Marinky Dinky DInk, Skinny Marinky Do, I love you.

I love you in the morning and I love you late at night, I love you in the evening when the moon is shining bright.

O, Skinny Marinky Dinky DInk, Skinny Marinky Do, I love you.

Wario: nice, your up next you sang to your daughter, now this is the fun part, we have special guests, Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro, your up next

Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: On the bridge of Avignon

They are dancing, they are dancing,

On the bridge of Avignon

We are dancing all around.

On the bridge of Avignon

They are dancing, they are dancing,

On the bridge of Avignon

They are dancing all around.

The handsome gentlemen go this way

And then again go that way.

The pretty dames go this way

And then again go that way.

On the bridge of Avignon

They are dancing, they are dancing,

On the bridge of Avignon

They are dancing all around.

On the bridge of Avignon

They are dancing, they are dancing,

On the bridge of Avignon

They are dancing all around.

Wario: well done, you did well on dancing, that makes you get your tap dancing shoes on!

Susie Tute: thanks a lot

Wario: So, 9 volt is on the move, so let’s hear you guys do another one

Bob Tute: hey, that’s what we sung at the campfire

Peter Tute: wow! Just look at the star

Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: Twinkle Twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Twinkle Twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle Twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

wario: did this made your dream come true?

Natalie Tute: yes, it really did

Wario: now, this is the fun part

J.J. Tute: What is it? Tell us

wario: 9 volt and his group are at a amusement park

Mike: and what is theirs?

18 volt: it’s got to be, if your happy

Pedro Tute: yes! I’m excited! I’m gonna see him sing! So i’m Happy to hear him sing!

18 Volt: yep, he’s ready to make me move and dance

Peter Tute: so kids, its time to get off your couches and dance

J.J. Tute: Yeah! I’m getting my body moving!

mike: yes!

Natalie Tute: Here they are, singing if your happy, please welcome, 9-Volt!

18 volt: go 9 volt! start dancing! get your body in the groove!

Bob Tute: yeah, jam to the beat!

Susie Tute: show us what you got!

(We Cut to 9 volt and Kidware at a indoor bouncy castle)

9 volt: Woo! YEAH! Are you ready! come on now! Dance! (sings) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap) If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp) If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp) If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)

If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!) If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!) If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!) If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!) If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it If you're happy and you know it, do all three. (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)

Wario: Ashley, you're next

Ashley: Ready for this cool song, I knew this when I was a kid.

Ashley: Pumpkin, oh pumpkin,

you shine so bright.

You're in every window

on Halloween night.

Big grins and small grins

and silly grins, too.

Pumpkin, oh pumpkin,

how do you do?