Captain Curmudgeon (Gray Head Morris)

**Captain Curmudgeon** is an alias used by several characters in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X. This article refers to Gray Head Morris, appearing in All Out Stories About That Old Man On Night Shift! (Volume 1).

## Origins

Gray Head Morris is largely unknown by most, but he is notable for spreading gossip and deceit among warehouses, and generally any seemingly toxic workplace environment. After learning about Damon Bradley, he came to believe he was an easy target given his stature and physical appearance. Soon After, Gray Head began watching Bradley excessively. He talked about Bradley, and heavily observed everything about him, including going home and joining hateful groups on social media giant Hatepage, where many posts featured derailing and negative forums regarding the Rage Knights, superhumans, and anybody who enjoyed popular culture.

Gray Head would encounter a Videogame avatar of Damon Bradley one night, and begin targeting him over how he looked, by pointing out his name was actually Nomad, a reference to Bradley's future self, and a much more counterpart. Gray Head even assumed Bradley was Khaliq Trevor X, a forth wall mention of *the Rage Knights: Red God's* supposed creator. While strange, and sadly pitiful of Morris, his insults, name-calling, and obsessions were considered "comedic" to his peers, and simply brushed off. He'd continue once more when Nomad Bradley himself appeared under the moniker of Night Shift Picker.

Gray Head was initially unaware of Night Shift Picker, but as the night progressed, Nomad Bradley thwarted countless unkind, toxic goons responsible for trying to make specific people quit, be terminated, or die (either by suicide, shot by cops, or the goon's own weapons etc.) Gray Head learned of Nomad using the identity, and came to confront him directly. The two became standoffish, and Gray Head then used every strange tactic up his sleeve to best Nomad including throwing him into Area Ops Manager Musef Karah. Nomad made fun of Karah by pointing out his balding, and escaped with the manager attacking everyone in sight. Several Processors were summoned by Gray Head including Scotfried The Gruff Growler (a rather loud, but charming older man). Scotfried was trapped inside an elevator, and sent to a safety room while Gray Head grew more and more frustrated.

Gray Head would summon middle-aged women and hostile young men and women whom had a bitter outlook on life. They too, were defeated by Nomad's strange battle tactics including turning two young men into goats.

Gray Head shot at Nomad, but was defeated quickly and sent to the Worthyzone Clinic where other night time associates wished for their return to battle. Nomad taunted Gray Head by sending postcards, vouchers, and images of himself dancing like Kerdur Rainer. Gray Head would storm out the room, and march upstairs to the second floor, but as he did, Noamd transformed every person whom had laughed at the video game Damon Bradley counterpart into a squealing pig of some sort. The pigs ran downstairs and knocked a defiant Gray Head off the railing, seemingly killing him when he fell into a cart which was driven into a truck.

Nomad bowed his head, and paid his respects, leaving the old man to his fate. Later throughout the night around six p.m., old man Gray Head Morris raised a hand from a box, and threatened revenge against the "ugly man" Night Shift Picker.

## Powers and Abilities

**Summoner:** Gray Head Morris is a summoner, he can summon all matters of managers, processors, women, young men etc.

**Gunman:** Gray Head is a skilled gunman, but struggles whenever facing demigods, super-humans, or other entities that have healing factors, durability, and quick reflexes.

**Black Magic user:** With runes, Gray Head can cast magic. Unlike with summoning, he cannot naturally cast black magic.

## Relationship With Others

Gray Head Morris later befriended Old Man Al Ent, a Hatske regular, leader, and king. The two helped found their own group called the Captains of Crummy Curmudgeons, a group dedicated to unfriendly people, especially senior citizens who hate superheroes, outcasts, and any vigilantes.

Due to his ability to gossip well, and pay excessive attention, Gray Head pretends to be friends with everyone, though this could be just to connive, and learn things that others wouldn't or shouldn't know.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

*Disclaimer*: *To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*