Urkite Calendar

## Summary

The Urkel Calendar was a calendar created by Steve Urkel and the Urkites. It was made for the planet of Neptune during the colonization. It has 870 months for the 89,666 Neptunian days in a Neptune year. It made the colonization of Neptune go by much faster and became used by Urkites on other planets as well who wanted to be on the same time as The Urkel. There is 103 days in a Urkel month. Every two years there is a leap month for the roughly 100 days lost. This leap month is called Ireki. There are also holiays which have been given days on the Urkel calendar which often only happen once in a person's life due to the length of a Neptune year.

## List of Urkel Months

This the full list of Urkel months in order:

1. Ortos
2. Trazbuigz
3. Crogzukt
4. Sruitvik
5. Blidhakx
6. Phegsia
7. Prylbex
8. Clurbuz
9. Oguz
10. Vehif
11. Iopsorte
12. Urkuary
13. Polimbo
14. Lumbokicorn
15. Werikorn
16. Eurnerk
17. Ireki (Leap Month)
18. Policuary
19. Barch
20. Mapril
21. Manuary
22. Illinoisuary
23. Mainuary
24. Polishianoplopo
25. Russgoblino
26. Pulinka
27. Retundo
28. Linkomon
29. Weriod
30. Quary
31. Pubilis
32. Publicon
33. Publicoid
34. Publim
35. Durkuary
36. Murkuary
37. Furkuary
38. Pluthiam
39. Politharim
40. Weritoid
41. Valiskibum
42. Thatcherton
43. Chicagoid
44. Newark
45. Miamiton
46. Fenwar
47. Publishification
48. Lubiton
49. Recturium
50. Quemble
51. Humeruary
52. Febroctober
53. Peblember
54. Urktember
55. Recember
56. Rememberuary
57. Wakuary
58. Upuary
59. Youary
60. Diduary
61. Theary
62. Binguary
63. Googlopil
64. Enoguary
65. Blimprar
66. Mincerar
67. Flarch
68. Fay
69. Nicetember
70. Gejay
71. Jegay
72. Frikel
73. Xeruary
74. Ximpuary
75. Xeptember
76. Teptemer
77. Pempember
78. Gary
79. Bill
80. Doglish
81. Engliod
82. Spanuary
83. Filkuary
84. Milkuary
85. Catuary
86. Santuaryium
87. Ploj
88. Jolp
89. Joltuary
90. Glimmerfrost
91. Shadowwhisper
92. Frostfang
93. Nightshroud
94. Mistswirl
95. Moongloom
96. Starwhisper
97. Nebulush
98. Voidveil
99. Thundershade
100. Mistmantle
101. Darkspark
102. Gumble
103. Jublute
104. Neptunion
105. Nepuary
106. Nepotism
107. Jerk
108. Kerk
109. Berk
110. Merk
111. Ferk
112. Derk
113. Serk
114. Werk
115. Querk
116. Xerk
117. Xerxux
118. Zerxuxix
119. Xuizixuix
120. Xixizuxikuq
121. Remington
122. Flemington
123. Shrembleton
124. Serkuary
125. Plerktember
126. Berktember
127. Perktemboid
128. Cux
129. Cusk
130. Cusku
131. Cuskoid
132. Flunk
133. Limp
134. Bizkit
135. Lump
136. Buzzcut
137. Sumrp
138. Surp
139. Surk
140. Surf
141. Surt
142. Shurt
143. Shirt
144. Shito
145. Shmip
146. Schit
147. Schizz
148. Ricizz
149. Schwoz
150. Dangop
151. Dumpuary
152. Jurk
153. Jureki
154. Shremp
155. Shrimp
156. Lerp
157. Larp
158. Sharp
159. Shart
160. Shink
161. Stink
162. Blink
163. Flink
164. Plink
165. Rink
166. Sinkoid
167. Binkoid
168. Cuckoid
169. Shruckpoid
170. Quiod
171. Quadoid
172. Claude
173. Flawed
174. Sawed
175. Bawed
176. Shrawed
177. Whyuary
178. Maduary
179. Gladuary
180. Saudemper
181. Dadtember
182. Momuary
183. Bithopolop
184. Quimplepepele
185. Weretuk
186. Rigutilikutimpilukitiquioruariampiloiriofumpled
187. Bitchtemer
188. Furk
189. Burt
190. Ernie
191. Save
192. Mii
193. From
194. Writing
195. Months
196. Itisuary
197. Painfuluary
198. Savuary
199. Metember
200. Barj
201. Thember
202. Plember
203. Pumber
204. Shrombeberry
205. Jantember
206. Bantember
207. Banuary
208. Banbanuary
209. Nabuary
210. Nabnabuary
211. Gartember
212. Urkelimoip
213. Urkeliod
214. Saudarabian
215. Kuwaituam
216. Kuwaituary
217. Qatarember
218. Septemberuary
219. Marchuary
220. Januoplos
221. Waruary
222. Luigiary
223. Guy-Fuary
224. Ramsayat
225. Semptember
226. Febuary
227. Feebuary
228. Feerbuary
229. Ferbuary
230. Dinkleberg
231. Sexuary
232. Shrexuary
233. Plexuary
234. Strexuary
235. Googar
236. Googer
237. Googuary
238. Flooguary
239. Shrooguary
240. Shroogtember
241. Ditchtember
242. Flinchuary
243. Barchuary
244. Urktemberuary
245. Plembuary
246. Cocksuckaury
247. Poinuary
248. Pornuary
249. Hotuary
250. Sextemberuary
251. Fuckinuary
252. Asstember
253. Cuntopolis
254. Twatember
255. Twituary
256. Piuth
257. Juth
258. Muth
259. Nuth
260. Buth
261. Vuth
262. Cuth
263. Xuth
264. Zuth
265. Auth
266. Quth
267. Suth
268. Duth
269. Futh
270. Huth
271. Juth
272. Kuth
273. Luth
274. Puth
275. Oith
276. Yuth
277. Ruth
278. Erth
279. Wuth
280. Mulk
281. Pulkuaryin
282. Bulgaria
283. Pothuary
284. Quember
285. Quaruary
286. Eathuary
287. Marsuary
288. Deathgoongoblinuary
289. Goonuary
290. Goontember
291. No Nut November
292. Suthember
293. Rectuariium
294. Enuar
295. Renuar
296. Wenaur
297. Menard
298. Muni
299. Munee
300. Monee
301. Moneyi
302. Luyiyiy
303. Wert
304. Retruart
305. Werkemeber
306. Quevent
307. Meccatom
308. Ramadan
309. Reyemeber
310. Dadder
311. Manneruary
312. Nannoplo
313. No Cut Covember
314. Sho Shut Shovember
315. Ret
316. Met
317. Set
318. Fet
319. Quet
320. Wet
321. Tet
322. Yet
323. Uet
324. Iet
325. Oet
326. Pet
327. Aet
328. Seth
329. Det
330. Feth
331. Het
332. Jet
333. Ket
334. Let
335. Zet
336. Xet
337. Cet
338. Vet
339. Bet
340. Net
341. Met
342. Peath
343. Leath
344. Oeth
345. Iouth
346. Youth
347. Yeath
348. Reath
349. Routh
350. Eaoth
351. Wearth
352. Quaerth
353. Searth
354. Dearth
355. Fearth
356. Gearth
357. Hearth
358. Jearth
359. Kearth
360. Learth
361. Xeartj
362. Zearth
363. Vearth
364. Cearth
365. Mearth
366. Nearth
367. Veart
368. Bart
369. Bort
370. Zort
371. Xort
372. Cort
373. Vort
374. Born
375. Nort
376. Lort
377. Kort
378. Jort
379. Hort
380. Fort
381. Dort
382. Sort
383. Aort
384. Port
385. Ort
386. Iort
387. Uort
388. Yort
389. Rort
390. Eort
391. Wort
392. Quort
393. Wop
394. Quop
395. Eop
396. Rop
397. Top
398. Yop
399. Uop
400. Lop
401. Oop
402. Aop
403. Sop
404. Dop
405. Fop
406. Gop
407. Hop
408. Jop
409. Kop
410. Lop
411. Zop
412. Xop
413. Vop
414. Bop
415. Nop
416. Mop
417. Quof
418. Wof
419. Eof
420. Rof
421. Weedtember
422. Tof
423. Yof
424. Uof
425. Oof
426. Pof
427. Aof
428. Sof
429. Dof
430. Fof
431. Gof
432. Hof
433. Jof
434. Kof
435. Lof
436. Zof
437. Xof
438. Cof
439. Vof
440. Bof
441. Nof
442. Mof
443. Quair
444. Wair
445. Eair
446. Rair
447. Tair
448. Yair
449. Uair
450. Iar
451. Oair
452. Pair
453. Air
454. Sair
455. Dair
456. Faire
457. Fair
458. Gair
459. Hair
460. Jair
461. Kair
462. Lair
463. Zair
464. Xair
465. Cair
466. Vair
467. Bair
468. Nair
469. Mair
470. Quk
471. Wuk
472. Euk
473. Ruk
474. Tuk
475. Yuk
476. Uk
477. Iuk
478. Ouk
479. Puk
480. Auk
481. Suk
482. Duk
483. Fuk
484. Guk
485. Huk
486. Juk
487. Kuk
488. Luk
489. Zuk
490. Xuk
491. Cuk
492. Vuk
493. Buk
494. Nuk
495. Muk
496. Qux
497. Wux
498. Eux
499. Rux
500. Tux
501. Yux
502. Iux
503. Oux
504. Pux
505. Aux
506. Sux
507. Dux
508. Fux
509. Gux
510. Hux
511. Jux
512. Kux
513. Lux
514. Zux
515. Xux
516. Cux
517. Vux
518. Bux
519. Nux
520. Mux
521. Quol
522. Wol
523. Eol
524. Rol
525. Tol
526. Yol
527. Uol
528. Iol
529. Oil
530. Piol
531. Pol
532. Aol
533. Sol
534. Dol
535. Fol
536. Gol
537. Hol
538. Jol
539. Kol
540. Zol
541. Xol
542. Col
543. Vol
544. Bol
545. Nol
546. Mol
547. Quow
548. Eow
549. Row
550. Tow
551. Yow
552. Uow
553. Iow
554. Pow
555. Aow
556. Sow
557. Dow
558. Fow
559. Gow
560. How
561. Jow
562. Kow
563. Low
564. Zow
565. Xow
566. Cow
567. Vow
568. Bow
569. Now
570. Mow
571. Qua
572. Wua
573. Eua
574. Rua
575. Yua
576. Uar
577. Iar
578. Ouar
579. Pua
580. Auas
581. Sua
582. Dua
583. Fua
584. Gua
585. Hua
586. Jua
587. Kua
588. Lua
589. Zua
590. Xua
591. Cua
592. Vua
593. Bua
594. Nua
595. Mua
596. Towuary
597. Maur
598. Maio
599. Zedong
600. Staliniding
601. Stalininidong
602. Pila
603. Qila
604. Oki
605. Moilo
606. Xiod
607. Suiiod
608. Sioux
609. Falluary
610. Samuth
611. Kurtuary
612. Murtoplois
613. Sawk
614. Awk
615. Dawk
616. Lawk
617. Lawl
618. Quark
619. Fark
620. Jark
621. Larkef
622. Park
623. Daeth
624. Xeath
625. Zaeth
626. Zeath
627. Xaeth
628. Xeathuary
629. Xexemxer
630. Pexember
631. Sexexium
632. Siuex
633. Xes
634. Bexuary
635. Sextopolis
636. Assteex
637. Polistul
638. Dolistul
639. Kolistil
640. Sililik
641. Silibal
642. Symbaluary
643. Christuary
644. Christember
645. Bieber
646. Justig
647. Jusi
648. Juicy
649. Poosy
650. Pois
651. Pioss
652. Moist
653. Criticaluary
654. Critember
655. Shetember
656. Hetember
657. Farch
658. Larch
659. Varth
660. Girthuary
661. Girthtember
662. Midtember
663. Highuary
664. Hajjuary
665. Hijjuary
666. Mijjuary
667. Pijjuary
668. Rolexuary
669. Jijj
670. Jizzuary
671. Jizztember
672. Pizztember
673. Vizztember
674. Tembertember
675. Temberuary
676. Septuary
677. Velocitary
678. Sax
679. Qx
680. Wax
681. Eax
682. Rax
683. Tax
684. Yax
685. Uax
686. Iax
687. Oax
688. Pax
689. Axx
690. Dax
691. Fax
692. Gax
693. Hax
694. Jax
695. Kax
696. Lax
697. Zax
698. Xax
699. Cax
700. Vax
701. Bax
702. Nax
703. Max
704. Looksmax
705. Looksmaxxing
706. Faxx
707. Methuary
708. Cocktember
709. Dildo
710. Fuckbuck
711. Shuck
712. Lunx
713. Lynx
714. Axe
715. Bodipulus
716. Sprayiculus
717. Dracula
718. Frankenstein
719. Vampiruary
720. Octuary
721. Decuary
722. Novuary
723. Martember
724. Firthtember
725. Girthmonth
726. Mont
727. Wonth
728. Quoth
729. Quonth
730. Nonth
731. Nomth
732. Bonth
733. Vonth
734. Conth
735. Xonth
736. Zonth
737. Aonth
738. Sonth
739. Donth
740. Gonth
741. Jonth
742. Honth
743. Jont
744. Kotnth
745. Lonth
746. Ponth
747. Yonth
748. Ronth
749. Tonth
750. Wonter
751. Quorter
752. Sertuary
753. Sortuary
754. Sanctum
755. Kirth
756. Lirth
757. Rith
758. Wirth
759. Quirth
760. Airthuary
761. Loithuary
762. Neptunuary
763. Nempopolis
764. Urkuismuary
765. Urkelelember
766. Member
767. Shember
768. Yember
769. Pember
770. Wember
771. Quember
772. Sember
773. Zember
774. Xermber
775. Vermber
776. Bermber
777. Nermber
778. Mermber
779. Zerxer
780. Verxev
781. Xervex
782. Glorcht
783. Zeemble
784. Zomble
785. Schwartz
786. Pomble
787. Nomble
788. Womble
789. Remler
790. Pomner
791. Quormne
792. Saermeber
793. Plumber
794. Numberew
795. Zoimb
796. Coimb
797. Xoimb
798. Zoiv
799. Vioxec
800. Weretuviumb
801. Dertuary
802. Virtuarty
803. Lithium
804. Ionuary
805. Battery
806. Assaultuar
807. Manslaughter
808. Kidnapping
809. Felony
810. Arson
811. Slapping
812. Thyeft
813. Perth
814. Brisbane
815. Downey
816. Ohiouary
817. Wyominguary
818. Delaware
819. Africanium
820. Europa
821. Kerth
822. Geryth
823. Garett
824. Garette
825. Bobby
826. Bibby
827. Pibby
828. Bluey
829. Peppino
830. Ghetto
831. Smosh
832. Freddy
833. Phennaf
834. Soretro
835. Wembele
836. Amsterdam
837. Belgium
838. Costco
839. Menuary
840. Womenuary
841. Penuary
842. Benaury
843. Nenuary
844. Meptember
845. Sheptember
846. Deptember
847. Suarth
848. Duarth
849. Lirthuarium
850. Quirtz
851. Quartex
852. Pimblesex
853. Sexofdogs
854. Dogsexdotorg
855. Cornhub
856. Bornhub
857. Sornhub
858. Mornhub
859. Wornhub
860. Gornhub
861. Jornhub
862. QuornHub
863. Jimmy
864. Keith
865. Limbo
866. Simba
867. Jizza
868. Jazza
869. Lijjo
870. Quozzo
871. Enduary