FlardMaster 5000

**FlardMaster 5000**

Information

Label
FlardMaster 5000

Owner(s)
Rymmington-Svist

Star(s)
Sophia Rymmington
Brad
Janet

Product
The FlardMaster 5000

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 232: The Silence

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value Of Shares

Variant(s)
Responsipillity
M.O.O.B.S. Project
Camp Busyfingers

**FlardMaster 5000** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

FlardMaster 5000 is an advertisement available on Day 232 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Rymmington-Svist logo on it, and is available if the 'FlardMaster 5000' headline was selected during Day 153: The Tempest.

The advertisement begins by showing Rymmington-Svist's logo as a chorus sings the name of the company. Upbeat music then starts playing as Sophia Rymmington greets the viewers, stating that she's excited to be able to tell them about Rymmington-Svist's newest product. She says that everybody loves Flards, and while they hold houses up and keep bills down with seemingly no limit to their uses, that there is a problem with them.

She walks down a set of stairs, the chorus repeating her name as the screen focuses on two individuals, Brad and Janet. Holding up a box of Rymmington-Svist™-branded Flards, she informs Brad that she brought him some new Flards, before noticing his discontented expression and asking why he's upset. Holding up one of his construction tools, Brad states that she knows how he loves working with Flards, but that they can sometimes be a bit fiddly to get in place. Nodding in agreement, Janet replies that his predicament sounds bad, as they both exclaim that there has to be a better way. Pulling out a gun, Sophia Rymmington chimes in that there now is, introducing the viewers to the gun that she's holding - the FlardMaster 5000. Brad and Janet both look at each other in shock as Sophia eases any concerns that the viewers might have, telling them that the safety catch is on, remarking that it could otherwise quite literally take out a rib.

She hands the gun to Brad, who glances at Janet and holds it uneasily as Sophia Rymmington instructs the viewers regarding how to use the FlardMaster 5000 - point it at the target, set the 15 dials and pull the trigger, resulting in a Flard being punched right through the god damn wall. Brad and Janet huddle together, smiling anxiously as Sophia states that whether the viewers are engineering a rescue craft, performing a bit of home improvement, or just helping their kids out with their homework, that if they can't get by without Flards, they need the FlardMaster 5000. Standing next to an easel with an advertisement for the FlardMaster 5000 on it, she remarks "thank goodness" that the FlardMaster 5000 is available in all reputable stores.

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Rymmington-Svist will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.

## Trivia

* The Flardmaster 5000 is made of a Nerf Rapidstrike and Raider bound together with their respective magazines swapped.
* Brad's prop is also a combination of the stock attachments for the Nerf Raider and Recon, painted black.