Hello World

Microsoft Sam riding his ROFLcopter while telling the viewers what he'll be doing in the show.

### Next episode

"Windows Vista"

**Hello World** is the first episode of the first series and the pilot episode of Microsoft Sam's Misadventure Flavoured Taco. It released on the 7th of October, 2022.

## Synopsis

Microsoft Sam welcomes the viewers to his very own show about him... and only him.

## Plot

### Cold open

Microsoft Sam is seen reading a book about how to make a really good show, until he spots the viewers and tells them why he brought them with him.

He is then seen walking downstairs stating that "all the excitement for the new and upcoming things seemed to have faded away" and that he's willing to change that.

He is then seen putting a film reel in a movie projector and says that the video is about bringing all that excitement back and "devoting yourself to make something new and successful". He then feels as if the viewers are "aching to see what this could be all about" and then starts the main episode.

### Main episode

Microsoft Sam welcomes everyone to his very own show, where he says he'll be eating tacos, IWAY Cookies, riding the ROFLcopter, using Windows XP, and filling up his diarrhea infested toilet. He also claims that he "strictly forbidden" the other Text-to-Speech voices from coming, so that they "don't tamper with anything". Sam wants to start the show, but because there is so much to do, he refers to his to-do list to figure out what to do. However, his to-do list is completely empty, therefore, Sam decides that the first activity he'll do is "standing around doing nothing" (which he also claims is one of his favourite things to do).

However, because Sam does nothing for so long, Microsoft Mike comes in and interferes with the show. Sam, at first, is startled that Mike managed to make it on to his show and deploys the "Intruder Alert Alarms". Mike is offended that Sam thought that he was an intruder, to which, gets even more annoyed when Sam mentions his "lady voice". Microsoft Mary comes in to defuse the argument, but Sam is again, startled by Mary's appearance, and deploys the "Intruder Alert Alarms" once more. Mary tells Sam to calm down, as well as she also tells Sam that the main reason why she and Mike entered was because it said so on the script. Sam is shocked to hear that the script has been edited, and blames Mike for it. Mike is offended that Sam "jumped to such a conclusion" and claims it wasn't him. Sam then says that both Mike and Mary shouldn't even be there, because it is his show and his show only. Mary finds this "just plain rude" and says that if she was the one who edited the script, then she would've made it so that at least one other character has an appearance in the show. Sam is disgruntled about the fact that she has a good point, and then falsely blames her to editing the script, much to her annoyance. Sam then finally realises that none of them has edited the script after all, however he brings them both to the Interrogation Lounge for further clarification. Mike and Mary shrug and decide to follow him in there anyway to deal with the situation at first, so that they can "go and have a bit of therapy to recover from it all". As they both walk off, Radar Overseer Scotty pops up and reveals to the viewers that he was the one who edited the script.

In the Interrogation Lounge, Sam further questions Mike and Mary with a classic "Who Has Done This?" Mike tries to convince Sam that they didn't edit the script, but Sam still doesn't believe them. Mike apologises to Mary for not being able to convince Sam that they didn't edit the script, and Mary thinks that deep down, Sam knows it wasn't them. As Mary wonders if there's anything around them that can prove their innocence to Sam, Scotty enters the Lounge. Sam threatens Scotty by deploying the "Intruder Alert Alarms" again and tells him that he's trying to find out if Mike and Mary edited his script, to which, Scotty reveals to everyone that it was him all along who edited the script. Sam is shocked to find out it was him, and gets even further annoyed when Scotty claims that he inserted a "5 hour montage of him eating baloney sandwiches", which results in him getting chased by Sam in a field.

## Appearances

* Microsoft Sam
* Microsoft Mike
* Microsoft Mary
* Radar Overseer Scotty

## Reception

The episode gained 43 views during its first week since it was published.

## Trivia

* The episode title is a reference to the "Hello, World!" program on computers.
* This is the only episode to start with the "AydenC Presents..." intro screen.
* "Who Has Done This?" is a reference to the phrase: "Whodunnit?"
	+ This is also a reference the *Brooklyn Nine-Nine* episode: "Dillman" where Captain Holt calls the phrase "whodunnit" a "grammatical abomination", and prefers to use the "correct term"; "Who Has Done This?".
* While Microsoft Sam chases Radar Overseer Scotty away in the field at the end of the episode (and as well as throughout the credits), a sped-up version of the Basic Card Games music from *Clubhouse Games* plays.