The Voyage of Poseidon

**The Voyage of Poseidon** is an second Christmas Special of Dirk Gently. First Appearance for Taylor Swift as Kristen Hewey.

### Synopsis

Dirk is in The Poseidon ship, and he met his new crew her name is Kristen Hewey. She is a maid, but Henson is control ship try destroy people.

### Plot

Dirk is inside Poseidon and he look around, He loves it so much and enjoy it. But he saw Robots are butlers to help people having fun at Christmas, Dirk was shocked about them are friendly with humans.

Dirk was on the screen that Henson is leader of the ship and he wants everyone to enjoyed, Kristen ask Dirk if he wants any drink?. Dirk said **Yes Please**, so Kristen introduce to him. Dirk wants to ask her he want to meet other people in the ship?, so she take him to see other people. Dirk glad to see another people in Poseidon, Dirk met Julie & Gary are together married, Luke he is quiet person. And also Mr. Johnathan Fagot, Dirk was amazing to see them. Julie ask him how he got get in?, Dirk tell them he got a ticket of Poseidon Christmas Dinner. Everyone got one as well, Dirk try ask them about those Robots are butlers. Gary tell him that they are helping us and ask anything, Dirk is look at them.

Dirk is going to see those Robots, Kristen ask them why Dirk to look at those robots?. Luke thinks he is spy, Kristen going to see him.

Dirk ask one of robots why are you helping them?, robot tell him that we are glad help the people to save. Dirk ask them what are you?, Robots tell him they are The Voids. Kristen ask him if his alright?, Dirk is fine and ask her who build the robots?. Kristen tell its Henson built them, Dirk wants to meet him.

So The Voids are taking Dirk & Kristen to see Henson, Julie and the others are watching The Voids take them away. Johnathan tell them that we need save Dirk and Kristen, Gary don't know how to save them. Luke got good idea and he tell them to see captain of the Poseidon, Julie was amazing that Luke got good plan.

Dirk and Kristen are in Henson's room, Henson glad to see Dirk Gently in Poseidon ship. Dirk was shock that Henson is half human and half robotic, Henson tell them that he build The Voids and they create him as robotic leader. Kristen thinks Henson was leader of the ship, Henson his not led of ship. Dirk tell him didn't like want his doing, Henson tell him that he will control Poseidon and he will destroy captain and also everyone else in ship as well.

Dirk will save everyone, Henson having good laugh at him. But Kristen got metal bar to attack The Voids, Dirk take her back to hall. Henson tell his The Voids to stop him get away, Dirk knows that The Voids are dangerous. Kristen she thought they are friendly, Dirk know that he use them to control ship. Dirk & Kristen are at hall, Dirk tell everyone to calm down. But to late The Voids are destroy everyone in the hall with use there metal knife to attack them, Dirk & Kristen saw them killed everyone.

Julie and the others to see Captain Leo and tell him that The Robots are taking Dirk & Kristen away, but one of crew member tell Captain Leo that The Robots killed everyone in the ship. they look at the screen, Captain Leo wants to meet Dirk.

Dirk ask Kristen that he will like see The Captain of The Poseidon. But he is here now with Julie and the others, Dirk tell him and everyone that he is Holistic Detective. Julie ask him why The Robots are killing everyone in the ship, Dirk tell them that they are The Voids create by Henson. Captain Leo didn't know that he thinks he was rich man, but Dirk thinks he will control Poseidon ship. The Voids are here, Gary tell them that they won't control the ship. Dirk tell him they won't listen to you, but one of The Voids to kill Gary with they metal knife.

Julie is upset, Dirk is so angry to them. The Voids tell him that they are help Henson to destroy everyone in the ship, Captain Leo won't do that, so he pull trigger with his gun to shoot them. But The Voids got metal bodies, Dirk tell everyone follow him.

The Voids tell Henson on the screen that Dirk Gently and the others are escaping, Henson tell them to get them. Dirk and the others are still running but boat is stop, Kristen ask him why Poseidon is stopped. Captain Leo thinks one of the voids are control it, Dirk thinks he is right.

Dirk & the Others are outside in London, Dirk glad he finally he is in London. Old Man to see Dirk and the others are in Poseidon boat, Dirk tell him what his is name and still year of 2020?. Old Man is Reg and it is still 2020, Dirk tell to thanks for him.

Henson tell The Voids to get Dirk and the others to see him again, They will do that for him. At Hall, Kristen saw Julie still upset that one of The Voids killed Gary. Kristen tell her that Dirk will kill The Voids and Henson as well, Julie will be happy for Dirk destroy them. Dirk ask Johnathan his is a lodger?, Johnathan knows that he is not marry and he always be single person ever, Dirk was glad for him.

But now The Voids are here they got Kristen, Dirk tell them to let her go. Henson is here as well and he wants him, Dirk won't expect that. Julie is got good plan how to destroy The Voids & Henson, she saw The Voids Metal Knife. So Julie got Metal Knife to kill one of The Voids and now she going to Henson as well, Julie going use metal knife straight to Henson's metal body. Dirk saw her and Julie say to them for thanks helping her, but one of The Voids kill Julie. Dirk tell them next go and run, Henson tell The Voids to kill them. Dirk and the others are outside in Poseidon, but The Voids are outside as well.

Dirk tell them to stop this and short things out, The Voids tell him that it is over for him, Kristen to tell them leave Dirk alone. The Voids use metal knife to kill Kristen as well, and she fall over the boat and she die in the sea Dirk is upset that Kristen is killed by The Voids. But Poseidon boat is getting faster, Dirk tell Captain Leo try to stop the boat. Luke and Johnathan are going to help Captain Leo as well, Dirk tell The Voids try to stop control themselves.

Captain Leo going to use the steering wheel control Poseidon boat to slow down and he tell Luke & Johnathan use the buttons and the machines, Luke & Johnathan will do that for him.

The Voids ask Dirk why are you upset?, Dirk tell them that he missed everyone in his heart and try to be helpful. The Voids they know that Dirk is right, so The Voids are taking Dirk to Captain Leo and to help them to stop the boat.

Captain Leo, Luke and Johnathan saw Dirk and The Voids are here. Dirk tell them that The Voids are help us stop the boat, they using there metal hands to control the boat to stop.

Captain Leo to tell Dirk Gently and The Voids to thanks for stopping Poseidon boat, The Voids tell them that we are safe now.

Luke tell Dirk that he is a hero and he will say goodbye to him, So Dirk and Johnathan are out of Poseidon boat and say goodbye to Captain Leo and The Voids so they are off in to sky, Dirk can't believe that Poseidon can fly. So Dirk ask Johnathan about what he will do is life?, Johnathan don't know what will do next. Dirk tell that he give him something, Johnathan ask him what that?. Dirk tell him that will be his next holiday for Johnathan, Johnathan was so happy and he will say thanks to Dirk for his help and also he say Merry Christmas to Dirk Gently, Dirk will say Merry Christmas to him as well.

### Cast

* Russell Tovey as Dirk Gently
* Taylor Swift as Kristen Hewey
* Craig Charles as Henson
* Angela Griffin as Julie
* Richard Blackwood as Gary
* Tom Burke as Luke
* Ian Lavender as Johnathan Fagot
* Henry Lloyd-Hughes as Captain Leo