EFAP random thoughts

Just a bunch things that have been said in the EFAP

## Quotes

* *"peel your eye to the screen"(glue your yes to the screen)*
* *“do we exist? does this chat exist?”*
* *"Texas is still there"*
* *"Who is Sex and how did my father offend them?"*
* *"your child poored milk to a cereal bowl, how ironic"*
* *"firefly is the opposite of waterfall"*
* *“you can’t believe that woman can win a fight, but you can believe that man can fly”*
* *“thank you box, I did wish for hamburger, six more to go “*
* *"Force is a slut"*
* *“it was a good dog”*
* *“if feel as if our mission has some lopsided story objectives”*
* *“Did the captain die or was he murdered?”*
* *"that’s not enough words matey, “non direct gameplay flow” is better than “open world”"*
* *“ look how they allow their women to speak”*
* *“is it risky to take a poop of the skyscraper?”people say “it took risks” more often when movie is bad and want to defend it, while something good that took risks is just called good*
	+ *“we ruined luke skywalker, that was a risky endeavor”*
* *“waling inside ones cavernous asshole”*
* *“I got it, die floor”Asian mage on edge attacks floor when it creaks*
* *“cat is not as expensive as mustache’’ Captain Marvel cat Goose*
* *“They stole my handbag, it was crocodile handbag, crocodiles don’t grow on trees”*
* *“you can have an adventure anywhere, just depend how abusive your father is“*
* *“just ignore the holocaust, it didn’t happen”*
* *"why would murders kill people, its illegal?"*
* *“perceptibly adenine statements”*
* *“verb someone face”, “stop verbing yourself”*
* *“its funny because quintons fat”*
* *“mauler is critic of stupid people”*
* *“best camouflage is telling people you are retarded”*
* *“was I being funny, was I being ironic, you decide”*
* *“discussing things with people is like acid these days”*
* *“we will deep fry your kebab” is hidden message for killing minorities*
* *“lord of the rings didn't have magic acorns”*
* *“why fly to battle when you can go home?”*
* *“everything is great, at the same time its terrible. everything is amazing and awful and okay. everything is just everything, because it’s just an interpretation. Sun is actually an ant, just a round yellow ant, really big, hot, really shiny, it burn if you don’t put sunscreen on”*
* *“you cant judge faggot by their size” two faggots in the same pack (fags are cigarettes)*
* *“everything is symbolism, even if its not meant to be” said by teacher*
* *“do you remember when some Avengers ate cake?”*
* *“why game’s don’t work for me: I’m literally dead, I have no arms or legs or senses” understandable, not if “I don’t like games because I never played them”*
* *“don’t tell anyone that I killed anyone, otherwise I go to prison”*
* *“stop bringing up FBI crime statistics”*
* *“blood for the blood god, milk for the cornflakes”*
* *“see officer, there is no body in my trunk, that’s just your perception. there is no blood in my hands, what are you talking about”*
* *“its more awesome, its perfecter”*
* *“I cant go to gym officer, I'm allergic to exercise”*
* *“the butter climbed into my mouth officer”*
* *“How do you feel like that? Oh, pretzels!!”*
* *"is it money? "no just gender fluid"*
* *"its children show, it has no plotholes"*
* *“its over rags, TRO has the middle ground”*
* *“From the same weird grapevine”*
* *“you may call me autistic, but don’t you dare to compare me to potentially young Colonel sanders”*
* *“can you believe that they cramped 26 letters to this alphabet?” before letters, people were silent, they only showed and didn’t tell*
* *“Squishing bad guys”*
* *“What does 101 mean?” “oh, that’s one hundred and one”*
* *eyes are subjective, jaden smith*
* *“somehow they didn’t know they had the plague”*
* *“girl cop lives matter”*
* *"did old games die or were they murdered? Arr-gubly"*
* *“feed a fed horse”, beat a dead horse, first you feed it till it dies, then you get to beat it*
* *“thicker than brie Larson”*
* *“Sahara was a desert. cool its ruined now”*
* *“me too, please”*
* *“creativity allows passage of time to bring new and interesting things to our gaming quintessentials”*
* *“what is said cannot be unsaid”*
* *“I’m going to kill you” “I don’t want you to kill me” “okay then, I wont kill you as long as you kill yourself”*
* *teacher: You get an F in your test. Boy: but its subjective. Teacher: Well I interpreted your grade to be F, you can’t deny my interpretation*
* *“do not trust your mind, it list to you. or your eyes, they light to you too. the whole body is set against you. there’s traitors around every corner”*
* *“there is no medium or massive ceasars”*
* *“the super predator is going to come and get his powers” thing is tismic*
* *“lets investigate knife 11”*
* *“the only escape is the empty echo of death”*
* *“she is like snomwman with two red eyes” pilot lady with shades, very white skinned and shades have red gleam*
* *"Mind stone is the internet"*
* *“oh look his floating””yeah, but I’m also dying” character gets shot, but also float of the ground while waiting players to heal them*
* *“your potatoes are subjective” “sir that is a baguette”.*
* *“no one’s ever really a school shooter”*
* *“wings of holocaust”*
* *“does not as smart as you think you do”*
* *“sorry it sucks but that what good story telling do”*
* *“defending last jedi is like defending Satan”*
* *"are nazis ticklish?"*
* *“so much rapedge going on”*
* *“dying on a shitter” john snow sneezes and dies on the toilet, much better since it was subversive*
* *“he saw it as a woman” “he saw it as human” said about black man*
* *“I blew up your church, but its okay since the bible is okay”*
* *“it was so early that it was late” early in the morning*
* *“you cant say that cause MJ is black” saying homecoming is good*
* *“777 is the neighbor of the beast”*
* *“no parking sign means you can’t pee there”*
* *“strategist bombing of wolfs butthole”*
* *“I don’t wanna died” (I dieded)*
* *“I need you to be yes, I also need you to be my leg” character has metal leg*
* *“present could have anything, like a brick or a walrus wearing a top hat”*
* *“I clapped when I saw powerloader”*
* *“he drop a bottle of water, what is this? oh, it’s a grenade!!!” kills a guy and image reminds of bottle of water*
* *“take them by their knees, that’s their weakness” shoots them in ni kneecaps*
* *“this game wouldn’t pass the Geneva convention, at all”*
* *“ten bucks says that this game ends eventually”*
* *“the first time I find the fucking treasure, some dog comes by and snatches up from my ass”*
* *“fuck coal in its coal pussy” coal is not valuable or useful in Pummelparty universe*
* *“no, I'm am a yes”*
* *“every horse is a small peninsula”*
* *“tag, your it”. “my what?”” the thing in between your legs”*
* *“here, take my gun, I have to rebind my controls”*
* *“shove it in your pinky hole"*
* *“if you believe in karma then ever woman that got raped deserved it”*
* *“would you like to fight 1 man-sized soldier or 100 soldier sized men?”*
* *"far side of long"*
* *“they say the age of acting would never come again”*
* *“it was his first mission, he barely had any xp, why are you noob stomping?”*
* *“no taxation without proclamations”*
* *“maybe it could be nice person or an Indian”*
* *"are Prequels really that bad or are they gem in the rug?"*

## Terms and Verbatism

* sensate, instead of sensible
* mapman bad
* alley is just a weird street
* maximum overlong
* crisitom, critic
* vegetarian=vegetable, humanitarian=Humegetable
* quinton sensual, quintessential
* blood is subjective
* twiddling the rainbow=twiddling fingers at the end of the rainbow
* army of doctors, doctor army, a dormy
* Tomato site, the rotten tomatoes
* laws are like weird rules
* gas-hole, hole In the wall where lot of smoke/gas is coming out. some aliens came out of gashole to attack Mauler, Rags and wolf
* Crypto-brood lord
* voluntary slavetism
* turncloak=turncoat, Turnald Cloak
* farm for all n-wards
* merry birthday
* red man right
* slowman bad
* longman good
* breath of the mild
* elfish slur for ent= tree-gro tree nigro
* Soft Serenade Hand
* de-resonate=die
* cartographer=Pedophile
* nega cooking: where you lower the temperature while cooking
* “cheeky breakie”
* eating pre-killed chicken from store
* gravity is selective
* slander and libel, slibel
* square alley
* moral engines (mortal engines)
* “theme of plot”
* attracted in non physical way(like being friends)
* sanscript, when you write on a sand
* thememe (theme and meme)
* Woms, since Women is sexist for having men in it
* Moolertary, mooler military
* fish=car
* soul store: Store that sells souls. these are not real souls, more like golden tickets from Will Wonka, that let person go to heaven.
* where-the-fuckinstan=place where batman was before he teleported to Gotham, place in the middle of nowhere
* pipedream =dream in a pipe
* pixel fucking=nitpicking
* verbs are implied
* sea people, air people, ground people=reference to navy, airforce and ground forces
* hippogrit=hypocrite
* longmancamp, where people learn to be long
* hats and hats nots, half have hats, others not
* beef churkie=priest dick or dogwhitling of church rape
* lot of niggedry=too many black people
* efap girl, the ethot
* Shum, Cum
* Snorks, EFAP currency
* TROS=Testicular regression syndrome
* harry potter and the quiz=the only book int the world
* its just a x movie
* Deception=a robot or droid (Decepticon)
* opinion hold=where people with opinions go
* PDJD or “Post dramatic jewelry diosorder”,Frodo after destroying the ring
* opinion hold=when people have wrong opinions
* army of thoughts=thot army
* theme of bladders
* long van=longmans vehicle
* getting along like house on fire, seemigly terrible saying, since house didn’t consent and who wants to be the house in that relationship?. you smell after you’ve burned
* “artificial person” instead of “android”
* smelling sound, “I know my sound smells”
* looking dodgy pictures of xenomorphs
* letter 6 and number p
* magnetic bullets
* autistic patriarchy
* superman gruin/legs wallpaper
* zapping ninja turtles wit electricity
* red man bad
* top feet, name for hands, legs hands
* wrongman bad
* Kirby, fully loaded
* like running machine for the brain, nice jog (talking about writing and such)
* screaming blood out of your mouth
* literally second definition: figuratively
* blind army vs vampire army
* plot holes and thought holes, one is hole in plot one is hole in logic
* freshly new deptitude, extra dept, more deep than before. talking how deep someone character is

## LOTR

* Gandalf wanted the fellowship to leave so that he could get the exp from balrog, which made him level up (he wanted them not to attack it, so he told them that swords were useless). pretended to forget thing as Gandalf white so that he could dodge the question. White one is supposedly older profile, which he has to use as the old one got killed
* orc gothmog started reviewing movies after the war, living in basement apparent in the shire, as he couldn’t do anything more
* there is eisengard buffe, where the orcs eat from the menu, meats back in the menu
* Sauron is mauler, has the light off, wolf mouth tells him that, or he doesn’t have the screen black, not showing the stream
* all hobbits are burglars, since they stole bilbos stuff while he was away, not Frodo, he is exemption (he wasn’t born, but he still didn’t do it)
* Frodo is bad person because he wears ring and isn’t married, had some things with sam, but not good enough
* after 30 years, Sam molests his nephews and fucks his vegetables

## Dracula Untold

* if there is hideous ancient monster in the cave, just ignore it. should built a wall or gate on it or sigh saying "monster in don’t go in", but do do it since its better to ignore it.
* Dracula Untold, you can’t talk about it as its told it hasn’t been told you, until now, name changes as its been told, Schrodinger’s movie, Dracula retold, told again, Dracula unrated

## Nazis

* Nazis hate power rangers as they only like white power
* okay sign is taken over by white supremacist. people think its not exactly racist hand sign, its been adopted as white supremacist symbol, even if people are not aware of it. people feel like they are loosing their free speech. thinks we should give up OK sign for couple of years. like how people took racist undertones and became bad, blizzard protects kids from slippery slope of racist memes, like okay sign. we should be mad at game developers, blame Nazis
* nazis were best for Germany, as their porn was not only poo-poo stuff
* Germany banned nazi vampires
* Jews are as bad as nazis since they let Hitler happen, like jedis are as bad as sith
* janitor in nazi party is the extension of the party, so a nazi
* nazis are evil since they helped women to vote
* Nazis were back in the caveman times as some of them drew iron crosses and swastikas in the walls, which later popularized it in 1920s
* if you are both german and Japanese, then you are not-zi

## Movies

* Stuart little by tarantino
* Jurassic Jew, movie where they bring Jews back from fossils of Anne Frankly
* movie is pg even when it has blood and killing
* movies need more cake and pie lover actor representation
* you can’t review movie without putting yourself in the characters shoes, like Prometheus you need to have tentacle rape baby
* (movie title) with women, every frame a women
* person or thing being in a movie before this current one makes this worse since the previous one made it much better than the current one
* they scale movie on how their rotten tomato’s score fares against the last jedi

## True Facts

* Money doesn't grow on trees, except from the cotton trees, which come from cotton fields and the blacks. - EFAP 1
* its plothole that cars have liquid that can be ignited and blow up the car. its too convenient to be believable.
* you can quantify anger with the amount of steam coming from ears
* Bill gates and Snoop Dogs should make high graphics Minecraft Lets Play channel
* despite being 50 percent of people women commit 100% of the space crime
* PC is hard to move around and you need to be body builder to move it. if you see someone with no strength move PC, its just CGI trick
* community law to use a motion tracker, after several cases of stabbings happened
* 6 is 5 more than 2. math is the past and we killed it, so this is true
* character gets locked in room, has to eat bullets to survive
* flamethrower disappears from the floor, probably Rey
* super powered 7 year old is like 14 year old
* you can kill the past with a shotgun
* the turks aren’t people
* Various ways to measure stamps: spin (put both in different hands and spin to see which side tilst first), size (if it covers you), speed (how fast does the stamp deliver the mail), sound (loudness),
* you should see doctor if blood drips fast like water from our wounds
* drool is falling from the ceiling, even though there is no hole. probably falling from the ether
* hitbox is subjective
* Joker from 2019 movie is from loompaland, as he has green hair and spared a midget
* people have black blood, doesn’t make sense since its white person
* fiddle in the roof has sword fights and two guy fight in the middle of the town for the position of the head Jew, while people watch in their fur hats and fur cloaks. “you see how fast I move I sword? you might not have seen it the first time” spins the sword to taunt the guy. you only die when you have fallen on your back. they call the cloak guys the fuzzy mountain as they are big. Jew must fall In its back to die
* wrecking ball is attached to metals ass, so its really high
* pedestrians are from edestria, it has nice weather, but you have too walk there, so one goes there
* just with magnet you can steal shotgun
* unethical exercise, if you don’t move, you die, spiked spinning poles, jump or duck
* dobby was transgender, Harry gave him operation. dobby has the n-word pass
* turning into cactus keeps others from attacking you
* sharks fin are cut of and the release in wild where they die as they cant swim and their fin is soup. Bengal tigers killed and their privates are eaten
* the last dwarf had his hands melted, his been de-handed
* Elijah Wood, guardians of haggle
* magneto cant open normal doors if they don’t have metal
* groot by definition is a massive faggot
* for no reason the skrulls act like villains even though they are friendly, they could just explain to her what they want and how she could help them.
* infinity war is the most expensive anime ever made
* going to parties recharges young peoples happy meters
* taking things seriously by jumping up and down and forward (right after seeing someone die in space
* hurting your friend and almost killing them makes you able to heal them. healing dead and dying puts them full health, really abusable
* Juan on Juan: battle with wolf and jack
* You can leave the stream, you are just shamed for it
* after the holocaust, the Jew spread out across the galaxy
* short people have the same bone density and muscle build up as normal size people
* no women on internet, only lizard people
* characters need to have crazy entrances
* Man is basically just Map, hat and glove
* fascism never popped up in the world after Hitler died. or so some say....
* children’s screams were threat, so dragon queen was in her right to kill them, if they are running towards you that means they might be trying to set her on fire sot hey have to be set o more fire
* people just wanted conversations in dark rooms in game of thrones finale
* did your dead uncle die? all dead uncles are dead
* its called “spectacle” because you need you spectacles to see it in the dark
* SJW are like hall monitors, going after you for smallest things
* universe wants to forget guardians of gahool
* wear the shades that nobody recognizes him
* Marvels the beast killed the cool aid man and beith in his liquids
* wanda is sparklebending. wanda throws her mind powers at people (rips her brain out and throws it at people)
* same three marks means that wolverine was there
* adventures skit with two torches fills up the whole inventor
* hicks bought shotgun from factory and ordered it to have his name printed on the top of it in bigh white letter, so that it would bever get lost, also has text “no fate”. higs is real person and he acts in movie as kyle reese, aliens is documentaryHuman flesh has higher melting point than metal, which is why Fin survived when First order giant laser burned his spaceship
* turks trained for fighting and walking blindly, which is how they stay in formation and walk in right direction, might have to use hands to find the draculas castle. how did sultan know about silver, why not arm army with silver? sultan wants 1000 boys, got to love them boys
* friends first reaction to friend rotting is to take picture and put it in internet. picture of rotting face is flipped in the phone. rot in the wrong side of the face in the phone
* you shouldn't keep taxidermy horns in your house or at least in floor, as you can slip and stab it through your head
* car coming from the highway is silent, but only till it almost runs you over
* Asgard farms Pegasus’s
* Stormbreaker has internet in it and talks to thor, it’s a living ax and has cooldown period, so he cant keep throwing it around constantly
* killing person with stiletto is weaponizing femininity, like killing with vagina
* gamora is Shrek type of ogre and her planet is shreks universe
* Iron man suits up and almost blast pepper when she is blowing her hair
* Red Skulls right arm is actually left hand, he has 2 left hands
* If stream health is at red, give it health pack, but if stream health orange, it has jandus, which is orange as its weird yellow
* darkseid has runway that he uses so that he won’t get lost when walking
* joker says the end word in Snyder cut and joker talks in memes.jokers got into the strawberry jam again, joker now has really good forehead and wears mothers makeup
* internet is just series of tubes sending out data. if you cut one open, 1's and 0's fall out, and if you eat one of the fall, you turn into data or a cyborg
* Bruce banner dunked his hands in green and is mad about that, hawkeye tries to steal them
* fury is pervert and fucked the cat, so his eye is now worse. goose has a paiger and can be called like captain marvel
* you get Spartans by putting the helmet on ground and they grow out of it
* spiderman 3 turn to onision
* tom holland has a spider butt, great thorax in him
* eddie shot himself in the head and blames peter
* tobby mcguire acts like the dancing spiderman every day. dick in real life, bully mcguive
* people photoshopped captain americans beard on, like they photoshoped superman’s mustache out
* in amazon you can buy in bulk while epic you have to pay one at the time
* 19:45, fist moment that woman spoke in mandaloarian and when bomb was dropped in japan
* shadows are loud when they pass in the background “rwoosh”
* fat zombies move slower but have more health, nature’s way to balance things
* if you are evil, you turn into zombie demon thing, genetic code for soul, human genome 10% is soul
* humans have 43 chromosomes, 44 if they have autism
* hatred is more powerful than tiredness
* tucking your shirt into your boxers, shirt with dogtsags, looks like you have dogtags but you have just the image
* gasmasks prevent drowning in green goop
* lesbians are immune to all damage “im lesbian, your bullets do nothing”, lesbians are bulletproof
* there are lot of white people in dreams
* bombs don’t kill zombies, thats unrealistic
* like Mexican. poor? maybe luchador
* if there is no such thing as green goop in game, the game has plothole
* water or death. you drown immediately
* TLOU2: better to throw bullets at enemies or fill the gun with pieces of pricks
* next Disney life action movie: cars, with no faces, just regular cars
* horses are oppressed minority
* takes 40 keys to unlock the goblin, it because a king that doesn't like goblins, not the gobbling king as he likes goblins
* blood rains from the sky and touching it hurts you, must be aids blood,
* white people cant count
* weapons are like plotholes, they don’t matter
* original Sarah Connors actress skeleton (skull) is brought as prop in one scene where there is skull in a beach water in Terminator Dark Fate, as they wanted to replace her with old pissed of woman who doesent be there
* with toy story 4 logic, making food come alive as toys by sticking straw in it, the Frankenstein creation that wants to die
* uk’s version of 711 is spa
* water is not wet, nor is drink, it fluid that takes the form
* santa give his elves present by throwing them at them to see if they catch them. his abusive
* pronunciations qestions: Goblins and goblet, goblins in the chest. yellow or oringu orange. shibe or shaibe (shiba inu)
* they died as they lived. in each others arms, or alone and sad
* throwing paper plate in trash is like throwing grenade at baby
* amendments in constitutions that youtube cant claim your videos
* how fat people feel when they try to maneuver around the world. just rolling and bumping in to things. also, porcelain is changed to cloth with no explonation
* bees kill streams
* one cannot use too much lube
* you use gold to build houses after the apocalypse, since people don’t need the money then
* Britannia came first, so they are better than America. queen swallows the earth by swallowing the weird grape and then she explodes
* if you cry, you become bad adaptation of spiderman
* snakes are made of snakes
* you can’t be siblings if you kiss and if your father wants to disown you he has to kiss you
* hamburger on pizza, its healthy
* Tommy in The Room was supposed to be vampire
* holocaust was waste of technology
* assassin wins against superhumans, super soldiers and eldritch beings
* throwing it to the dogs, the chat people are dogs
* dragon ball is in black panther, both have magic pall
* if game dies, it gore to the grave ear and doesn’t sell
* toaster is racist, it never burns my bread
* its okay to keep knife stabbed in your heart, as you don’t loose it. Also, that way you wont die, as you only die by getting the knife pulled out.
* people don’t tip in England, but do in usa
* pineapple on pizza is heresy
* to stop volcano, you put cork in it
* Swedish people have no feets
* yellow is banana, red is communist, so orange is banana communist
* ghost have to do their jobs, nobody gets to skip working
* average peen size, but what if average person isn’t born yet?
* sky is crying because the tlj
* only 90s kids remember ladders
* if your planet get destroyed, you are no longer citizen of that planet, if your spouse dies, you are no longer husband/wife, if your kingdom gets destroyed you are no longer princess
* if you have same name as some evil person in the past, you are evil
* gun has one bullet, but then 6 bullets when its dropped in the floor
* losing the war 2 made Germans gay
* better be face in three legs than face in tile
* only thing in mars you need is wellies
* apple pie is fake, its just evolution of apples though multiple faces
* noah got parking tickets for his ark during his travels and the animals had to walk miles to get where they are
* twitter renamed swan, as swans are assholes
* someone traveled back in time and chiseled the Grand Canyon by hand. EFAP doesn’t believe them
* people who hunt legends don’t exist, like people looking for Bigfoot
* sharks hunt by making lot of noise
* most players have the early detection tools called eyes
* Kinect four is whitest game, next to Pogo-stick competition
* pregnant woman had double health bar
* shooting bow in person only annoys them, you need to shoot them several times
* saving zebra makes you automatically good person
* turning into pillar of salt means you are just really salty
* in order to use your fists, you need license to carry them
* Krakatoa virus, came from there since the place has cool name
* Ebola can’t be called Ebola virus since its from Ebola, like Spanish flu is form Spain and says its from there is racist
* licking gun lubes the barrel, making the bullet come out faster
* earth has ceiling, which means that you can't punch someone into space
* predator maker did ironman 3, letting him do Star Wars might counteract the destruction
* dubstep was invented in world war 2 and was used as code, they drop some in japan, annoyed people to death and blasting destroyed the cities
* anyone can become president by winning in javelin throwing or in checkers
* is shinobi jacks son or jack wifes son?
* first person to go to summer school for art class
* cutting fly in half means that you are from future
* Jennifer loren plaid a room
* rules about rules: its a rule until its contradicted, then you have to go to another rule. its a law if there is no exceptions (a law about rules), but what’s ruling of that, that depends on the rule of the law, as said an orphan. its rule about laws or law about rules.
* sword arm Deadpool, heated softer metal wins against hard metal, like aluminum foil loses against butter
* HC Anderson was the first Incel
* Jesus has copyright on "Christ sacrifice", where you give your life for others and copyright on resurrection, so if anyone but his uses them, he will be angry. That includes zombies, Little Mermaid by Anderson and vampires
* Green Mile only exist so people can come to terms with Michael clask ducnans death
* “factions” are good, since you can t spell them without saying “fact”, so there are not liars in them
* black bars in videos sides are African American bars
* if you are a retard, you might see a good movie
* Human chimp war, planet of the apes was documentary
* being "cloaked" is putting cloth on persons shoulder
* there is only 42 women in the world
* women should be paid by their worth: nothing
	+ or depending on how fast they run 100 meters compared to fastest man in the office

* water is not wet, it makes things wet, after rain , surroundings are wet because they have water on them. is desert dry or wet when it more than 50% of it has water
* rice is just corn, only rolled on table and repackaged, rice is not real, neither is autumn season, its conspiracy
* Government puts money in caterpillar research, trying to find out where the caterpillar goes when the butterfly appears. do they tag out or something?
* organic apples are political, not other apples, Adam and eve. red apple is communism, although there is no food in communism
* your culture is in your DNA, making you able to learn he traditions when you just walk to the ethnic part, like Mexican can just learn to be dia de los muertos
* when someone dies, they have crosses in their eyes
* yiff gate instead of YouTube police
* a trade is okay, betray is not, sea trade is okay, but seat trade is just uneventful
* Japan gave us anime, usa get us to moon, what did wakonda do for us?
* Michael Keaton circus ma dumbo
* the room has “qualities of a epic tale”
* movie being "weight down" means that there is a fat guy
	+ huts are fat acceptance
	+ fat people are more people than skinny people, they are the most people people, they get to vote twice, but you don’t get drafted twice, just that two more people need to be drafted in your place
* batman in dark knight rises can teleport, from hole to city, or he called off screen superman's help and was carried to Gotham
* ancient scholar who wrote book on objectivity
* cold war is better than hot war
* world is ready for strong black male Mulan
* moderation is a delusion, there is only “little or fully” its just “wrong but pretentious” and “easily upset about it”
* objectivist use votebots to down-vote subjectivist videos,
* broken wrist, characters hand holding map is bend weirdly “I read the map once and broke my wrist”
* you should turn off the subtitles and try to find out what the foreign language is trying to say, its more rewarding
* you jump by pushing of the nitrogen particle in the air
* waterfall of blood comes from man’s cut wound when he is killed
* when are you allowed to talk about spoilers? is the 5 years enough?
* being disabled doesn’t mean that you don’t get to vote or have to be at the back of the bus
* Everyone has the same amount of time, they just use it for different types of VERBS
* trump is Captain Planet
* There are no anti doping laws in post-apocalypse
* are the bombers wet? no, because water freezes in space
* I threw up my apple. its implied that I ate the apple, but it might have been shoved up my throat
* turn off those pesky dictionaries, term is subjective
* you should care about positivity with HIV.
* argument over pronunciation of fridge/fridge-fridge, fridgual (Fridge ritual), captain cuchank, cuchank clan,
* dead character whose headless body looks black from inside, supposedly doesn’t have body, but shows the arms skin
* movies that get talked about are either infamous or famous,
* minority amount seem to increase with the plotholes
* x movie is better movie than the last jedi
* didn’t have purpose before making 6 hour video of bitching about the last jedi, a 2.5 hour long movie
* just because numbers come after each other, they don’t have any significance, you can interpret the numbers as you like
* tumor isn’t bad, its only 7 percent of your brain
* tv shows episodes are standalone, you can interpreted them as sequels
* citizen kane has no toys, so it not soulless
* “turn of those pesky fans”, how creators tune out the criticizing fans
* flashlight has red light, so it means its magnetic, like how red light means something electronic is going on
* "dinosaur movie, with the fucking meteor and the monkies"
* is it okay to give AI a sense a of pain? if you give it substitute to it, then good
* its okay to like it, not the good sign to start the video review. But what its okay to like? how do we quantify how much we are allowed to lie something
* black people were invented either in 70s (by CIA) or in 1998 and women were invented in 19 hundreds
* Theodore rex is the true Jurassic movie, you are not the Jurassic park fan if you have not seen it
* Asians are more scary when they are hiding in the bushes. rags. they don’t hide in bushes, they hide in rice-fields
* shrek is pro trump since he want to build a wlal to keep the fairy-tale creatures out form his swamp, he wants to drain the swamp
* you cant say pink anymore, has to say light red, cant say the p-word
* there needs to be some fetus representation, some fetus actors
* Zena was popular because men hate women
* teletubies got better after 5th season
* pickles reple vampires
* earth made monsters to kill humans, since disease and natural disaster didn’t work, they had to step it up. “Dammit, they are curing disease, we have to send monsters after them”'
* you are not doing real job without being in a factory, making iron ingots or in a hole digging
* freedom starts with p
* desert is implied, it might be beach looked from angle where you cant see the water
* volcanic planet has lava rain,
* telling to "ring the bell" might be bad if the bell gets removed and then people are confused how there is no bell in video. instead you should prepare for the future and say “polish the knobgobling”
* 4 is fine and 3 is not being bored
* 9/11 was trashy squeal to pearl harbor
* medical labs have giant sewers. they are probably next to a water park with the giant sewer
* best way to test if air is breathable is with no masks
* getting blood on you from some monster the best thing to do is not telling about about it, even with the fear of infection infection
* Best way to defeat a evil mirror universe counterpart is by shaving their goatee, which turns them good. Even women have goatees, but not everyone have them in their face. You need to "Shave them to save them"
* slansshat is past-tense of slingshot
* cyber bullying, better than normal bullying
* Cosby and Hitler are diametrically opposed to each other, which is why they make a great sitcom. Where Hitler ends every other episode with diatribe of racism. Sitcom is called "Eight Legged freaks" and the later made Buddy cop films staring the duo is called "Ebony and ivory"
* Stoic and a Spaz: one is calmly bobbing up and down, other is constantly getting aggressively petted
* if the games don't have to be real, Dumbledore can just show up in rainbow robes and say ”you fight well Nazis, but 30 points to the allied forces”
* plutonium balls in fallout impossible are from wakonda
* Growing baby in womb is "Bodybuilding"
* Ellie is immune to zombie virus, but if she would have kids, they would come out like bloater zombies, who then would go and impregnate other women with Bloater babies
* you are allowed to love movie with passion, but not hate movie with passion
* lucas has migdget fetish, called willow munchkin
* davy Jones is not meant to be landman as his seaman
* w-wing, who, what, hot, chicken, but nobody know what a w-wing is
* you can say buffalo 11 times, as it has different meanings
* astetics, is it pronounced with ass or more tetic?
* Best way to lower somethings value is by lowering the resolution, works on money and slaves
* you can tell lot about person by seeing how they fuck
* stakes were ruined, both the story and burned meat
* they want you to unsubscribe if you put tomato sauce in well done stake
* automata is like a weird tomata
* persona 5 protagonist lives in the world absorbed by the pans labyrinth monster, where imaginary cat is telling him to kill people and peoples don’t have faces
* Working at Wallmart is not a job, its a life style, which is why people who work there want to play as video game characters that are dressed up in wallmart uniforms
* you can’t talk about Jews as they sniff you and steal your money
* it would be interesting to see man who has lived in isolation in a cave to react to movies
* chains are implied, chains are subjective (rags supposedly hiding someone in the basement)
* moment someone say that pregnancy is subjective, women no longer give birth
* everyone is doing better than machinima
* whatever happens to you, its going to be worth it, you got to see the good in things
* did you die or were you murdered?
* Chernobyl had “unique energy”
* short lived war with bots, it was only couple of minutes long, but it was crueling war in chat
* teeth are bad in Britain, they are knocked out by a hammer in child early age
* magnetism and altruism are the same thing, did one cause the other
* wet shit is fart
* in alien robot Ash bleed cum
* is it taboo to be intelligent, since characters has to be stupid to make conflict and drama
* you can’t scale anything anymore, nothing really matters
* little black one (cat), there is nothing wrong, about being little, but it’s wrong to be black
* masturbation is implied
* history is implied
* Disney tried to acquire brazil
* you can’t claim to be objective if you make mistakes
* how to pronounce Latin word SIC, but the Latin is not a spoken language, Latin is implied, speak cursive and brail, color is implied, its just a construct
* there are no laws on licking doorknobs in other planets, as they don’t have doorknobs
* predators theme of weaponizing autism
* ones ability to be objective depends on ones hairline
* rules about rules: its a rule until its contradicted, then you have to go to another rule. its a law if there is no exceptions (a law about rules), but what’s ruling of that, that depends on the rule of the law, as said an orphan
* umbrella technique, holding shield behind his head, like trying to scratch his head, ighting in a shade and demoralizing by saying that they can beat them with one arm
* solo could have been better by law of averaged by having the original directors, since by chance anything would be better
* you don’t have to follow prophesy literally, like if prophesy says wolf dies from eating, then he might be eaten, some was eating him, so its good
* If you duel wield guns, then you are not affected by whiplash and can do things that are not possible with regular physics.
* Waist of time, part of the body, hero and his waist of time
* waldo is more liked than the trio’
* Best power-move is to helicopter your peen in front of other guy, little above putting jolly ranchers into peoples mouths
* cave was unlocked, the mail was outside, newpaper will get wet
* nagini is riddles traditional closet snake, every male riddle has one
* camino is water desert, wet desert
* relating endgame to Dexter’s laboratory, bagel and shipping manifesto
* you can only do one video on subject
* Everyone knew kid in their childhood that had name "Adolf Hitler"
* there are male gaze, female gaze and doggo gaze
* five races: black, white, male, female and gay
	+ three genders: Sweet Baby Boy (white), Sweet Baby Girl(pink) and Butterscotch Lemon. later they discovered 4th one, Teacher. Teletubbies are all different genders.
* asking to smile is against the Geneva convention
* America doesn’t recycle since glass and plastic are cheap to make
* American bald eagle picks up the garbage
* doors locks have mp3 players
* You can be heroine addict if you are a guy.
* Halloween makes one big sugar addiction day, people wont be addicted for sugar the rest of the year
* sundalogy, worshiping Sunday as religion
* earth is a flat disk that spins in space
	+ flat earthers are subhuman, worse then eric
		- earth is just a weird grape, both are obloid spheroids