Jimmy Gourd

Jimmy Gourd is a fat no good piece of sh\*it pervert and gentlemen who works at several fine strip clubs in Buffalo, NY. His rise to fame came with the family-friendly Christian TV show, "VeggieTales", which he was on from 1995 to 2000, up until his termination after his arrest for pedophilia and sex trafficking.

## Appearance

Jimmy is an orange gourd and has a white stem on top of his head, and a big tan nose. He is currently diagnosed with Peyronie's disease (penile fibrosis), which causes his penis to look bent. His penis is also covered in orange warts that ooze when touched.

## Controversy

His controversy started after he was accused of sexually assaulting a young man in a hotel room. His testimony is as follows:

### Testimony of Unidentified Sexual Assault Victim

I met Jimmy Gourd at a strip club in Buffalo NY. I was there recording an album with Rebecca Miyamoto, my producer, and all of her female assistants, but I decided I needed a break. So, I went down to the strip club just to have a little cup of absinthe and, you know, just relax. I was there to me up with a girl named Nagisa that I met on tinder. However she had been killed by boob the sexy tomato. Then Jimmy Gourd came up to me and asked, "Do you have any fried chicken?" I said, "No, I do not have any fried chicken." Then he asked me if I'd like to go get some fried chicken. I said sure, so we went and got a huge bucket of KFC Chicken. Then, he took me over to his hotel where we sat in the hot tub for 2 hours, swam in the cold pool for 3 hours, and drank coffee in the lobby for another hour. It was all a good night up until he took me into his hotel room. That is when things got gross... The first thing he did was he took off his hat and he said "Now make yourself comfortable." Then, he took off his shirt. I was disgusted to see all the Cellulite on his gut. He said "Sometimes I see cottage cheese down here and I go down to eat it but I realize it's my skin so I can't." I almost burped up something in my mouth when he said that. Then he took off his pants and that was when I saw it......his dick. It looked like it was crooked like it got hard and someone snapped it like a twig, but the most disgusting thing about it is it had these big giant orange warts all over it. Then Jimmy Gourd said "I need you to give me a tuggy, will ya?" I said "Alright" in a very tactful manner. I went forward and grabbed hold of that nastiness, and when I did the warts started to ooze. It oozed this rotten orange puss. It was like squeezing a rotten fruit together between your fingers. Then he said "Go ahead: tug it up and down." So I did. The sounds alone where enough to make a grown horse vomit. He started making these noises going "Mehp mep me me mep." Then this disgusting squashish-looking gak came pouring out of his penis. It went all over my face. I thought it was over, but then Jimmy Gourd said, "Now it's time for me to skull-fuck you." I said, What the hell?" He said "I want you to get on your hands and knees, and give me a suck." I didn't want to but I did. I sucked and I sucked. The warts oozed between my teeth and got all over my mouth. It tasted disgusting. Then he released that orange semen into my mouth as he moaned. Finally, he pulled his penis out of my lips and said "Now swallow." I didn't want to spit it out; I was afraid I would ruin the nice hotel floor. After all this happened, Jimmy's gay partner, Jerry Gourd came out of the bathroom after having diarrhea, and started accusing Jimmy of cheating. They started having a sword fight with their penises. Then Boob the Sexy Tomato walked in and said "Hey, what's going on in here?" He yelled at the gourds to get out of his hotel room, and they did. Then Boob locked the door, and knocked me out. I woke up tied to the bed as Boob went ahead and butt fucked me. That was a night I won't forget, but I still have the taste of Jimmy Gourd's warts in my mouth.

Sadly, the judges found Jimmy Gourd innocent since everything seemed consensual.

## His arrest

Jimmy Gourd was arrested after a young girl named Chihiro Ogino was found naked in an alleyway crying 4 blocks from Jimmy's ice cream parlor "See her testimony below". The police came and found inside the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Bell tied up in the sink as well as a crippled old man tied up on the floor of the bathroom covered in shit. They also found a mop covered in some smelly orange liquid as well as white fluid that appeared to be cum. They found Jimmy gourd in the basement where he was running a brothel. Jimmy gourd was arrested for Sex Trafficking, endangerment to minors, prostitution, and pedophilia. Many others were also arrested at the scene including the Scallions who had just purchased a young anthro furry deer from Jimmy Gourd for $75,000. They where arrested for

Sex Trafficking, Prostitution, Endangerment to minors, and pedophilia.

Other pimps who worked alongside Jimmy Gourd were also arrested including Archibald Asparagus and Frankin Celery. Mr Lunt was also arrested on the scene for possession of weed and engaging in prostitution.

VERY GROSS.

## Chihiro Ogino's Testimony

I was walking home from night school when I decided to get myself something to drink some booze or something I don't fucking know. I walked into the ice cream parlor and Jimmy Gourd asked me what I'd like. I looked at the menu and asked him about his signature drink called the slurpy. He said it was the best thing on his menu but it costs 500 dollars. I told him I did not have the money but he insisted that I let it and it's a lifetime opportunity and that I must buy it. I decided to buy it using my dad's credit card that he lent me so I could buy some ham for him. I gave him the money and he said one slurpy coming up. He then took off his apron and jumped across the counter screaming. He ripped my close off with his invisible hands and pushed me to the ground. He started licking my tummy and I was very uncomfortable. Then he moved his mouth down to my butt and started licking. He then made the comment "Mmmm cheese in the crust, that's delicious" After he finished he then pulled out this penis that looked like it had tons of STDs. He stuck it into my private parts and started fucking me. He then jizzed in my vagina as I then jumped up and ran as fast as I could out of that parlor. I was found by police later in the alley and told them what happened.

## The CMC's Testimony

We actually applied to work for Jimmy Gourd thinking he would be a good boss. We wanted to get our cutie marks in ice cream serving, but boy did we mess up. They asked if we were gonna wear aprons and he said we looked good without them. Then he said he was gonna take us into the back for some training, so he took us behind the counter and then pulled out his camera. He then asked us to start doing squats as he played Maroon 5's Animals. He started saying that it was sexy and to keep doing it. After we finished, he threw tomatoes and milkshakes at us and said that we needed a bath. That was when he put all of us in the sink and started touching us inappropriately with the dish soap. He then tied us up in the sink and left us in there for a long time until the police finally came and rescued us. All of our loved ones were not happy, but Button Mash took it the hardest when he found out Sweetie Belle had been touched by a fat gourd.

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## Old Man's Testimony

I was sitting on the toilet taking a massive shit. Then, he slammed the door open and shoved me onto the ground in the middle of my big poop. He pulled out his penis and started to butt fuck me. I was very uncomfortable as he fucked me very hard. The poop on my butt made it slippery so it didn't hurt too bad, but it was still weird. He then cummed in my anus. After that, he said, "Want another present?" With his invisible hands, he picked up my shit out of the toilet and threw it at my face. He finished by tying me up and I was in there for hours until the police arrived.

## Gissella and Gesselita's testimony's

It was mid-autumn, and we were looking for a part-time job. We found a position on a job finding website that said need 2 Small girls for a special job at ice cream shop. We applied, What was weird was the application wanted pictures of our full bodies, specifically from the side. We sent the application in and got accepted.

The day we got there Jimmy Gourd put us to work. We asked about wearing aprons but he said no, you look better in the nude. We were really uncomfortable with that comment. We worked hard in the ice cream shop and while we were working we noticed jimmy gourd constantly staring at our butts. Which was really weird.

later at night around closing time, Jimmy said: "Now it's time for me to clean you girls up so you can be ready for your next big job" That was when he dragged us into the bathroom, Threw us into the bathtub/shower, He lathered us up with soap. He really rubbed us hard in our private areas, making us orgasm all over the tub floor. After he rinsed us off he tied us up, put a price tag on our ears, and took us down to the basement where tons of girls and other vegetables where can can dancing.

He then sold us to scallions who took us away while singing this stupid song "Oh no we're gonna fuck a doe, Were gonna fuck her right in the pussy hole" They took us to a giant palace where they raped us and did tons of sexual stuff to us before the police tracked us down and saved us.

## Where is Jimmy Now?

Jimmy Gourd is still in prison for his actions and has been sentenced to 20 years. Once he's released, he will have to register as a sex offender and wear an ankle bracelet. He's also being forced to seek treatment for his mental health and surgery for his penile diseases. He's been banned from the Veggietales set and has been replaced with a look-alike. Phill Vischer in a Speedo's final comments on Jimmy was, "When I hired Jimmy Gourd, he seemed to be such a sweet guy. I thought he'd be great on a children's television show. BOY, was I wrong. I learned to do background checks before I hire people to be on my show. What a horrible example for families. He has given me and my show a bad reputation and I hope to never see his face again."\

## Update

Jimmy had full blown AIDS and died on February 4 2018