Random Adventures/Sector 2A

## ***SECTOR 2A***

Guys, it's the ***TUMB3RLAND***. We gotta use our brains and guts to pass this!(meanwhile at the *fourplin*) **Duhstort**... you know how to pop this?YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME, I WAS KICKED OUT! I KNOW HOW TO POP IT! There is... (THE REST OF THE DESCRIPTION IS SECRET)Well, you won’t. EVER.(Meanwhile, in ***Discordball***...)
### ***Wave 4orty-6ix**: No. More. Blobs. ...in this Sector, at Least.*

*This is **Wave 4orty-6ix**! Watch out for **Norty Zixx**!*You spoke too soon on the wave name! We'll be here for sure, but for now, get ready to be smoked! (*leaves*)**WILDBEATSIE** INTRO! It shoots out some *Magia Negra* and makes a diabolical cackle!Haha! The fun has been QUADRUPLED! (fighter one)Now isn't that sweet. A fighter we used to fighter *against* is now fighting *for* us! (fighter two)**PAHP** HERE! (fighter three)I’M GOING FIRST! (uses *alicorn magic*)(-40/10)**Overkill**!I have no choice. (*scratches* a **Wildbeatsie**)(-40/10)(le *water gush*)(-90/10)(-90/10)
### ***Wave 4orty-7even**: Zippy Zap*

***Wave 4orty-7even**! Not your Norty **Evan**! Time for some levan-tation! Oo-wee, that was cringy-evan.*I’m DOING THIS! (fighter one)All colors are creative :3 (FIGHTER TWO)Yeahhhhhhhhhh. (fighter three)I hate you, **Chad**.(uses *Nocturnal Admissions*)(5/10)(10/60)(45/95)Ehh... just to crash in the fight, but **Edeliss** is only a support character. Now bye. (leaves fight)(uses *flower rain*)That... did...PRETTY MUCH NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!! Other than making them slightly *poisoned*?(uses *Do What I Say And We’ll Get Through This Together*) Die.
### ***Cutscene 18ghteen**: Nuestro Método de Ser Malévolo Necesita Actualizarse*

I am NOT letting that... robot tell you how to pop the blimp. Seriously, DON’T.Else I'll break your craniums in an instant, right, **Super Balloony**? I guess that's a yes!**s00pr bul00ny**!!! (**Super Balloony**!!!)(eats *good grammar pills* ‘cause I’m lazy to write distorted text) WE HAD GOOD TIMES TOGETHER!!!(flashbacks)OH YEAH! (uses *Blown Away* on another random enemy)I WILL SAVE YOU, **ESQUARDO**! (blows away **Venus Walk Trap A** in the process but also accidentally kills **Esquardo**)(attempts to *blow away* an **Eyeye**)(flashbacks end)Oh... right...BUT THAT WAS IN THE PAST. THIS IS THE PRESENT. THINGS HAVE CHANGED.HEY **SUPER BALLOONY**! I DUMPED SOME **PANCAKE PEGGIES** INTO ***WAVE***... ***FOUR-TY -AAYTE***?SHUT UP, **SAVAGE SPINACH**! Stop interrupting!DID SOMEONE SAY *PANCAAAAAAKKEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS*?????Yeah, I heard he just littered **Pancake Peggies** across ***Wave***, er, ***4orty-8ight***, along with some... **Hedgeblobs**.I might have to *re-inflate* them.WELL SHADDUP AND LET'S WATCH THE **PANCAKE PEGGIES** KILL OFF THE HEROES! They're very tough, though. REVENGE IS A DISH WELL SERVED!(they were too busy talking that the fired **Pump Master K** managed to escape) Darn. I need to slap on the *legendary crystals* to pop this thing.You know, we should consider getting a sixth ranger. It doesn’t have to be the sixth member, though. Just another member that will be added later in this comic.*ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN, COULDN’T PUT THE EI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-*PLEASE STAND BY. **RANDOM ADVENTURES** IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.**Binjpipe** is here to announce that **Fourth Wall Break** has stopped working. Currently, **4000080** walls have been *broken*. We advise anyone in this comic to refrain from *breaking the fourth wall.* We apologize for any inconveniences caused.Okay, okay. Anyway, we have **Starch-Lord**, **Savage Spinach**, **Super Balloony**, and me, and probably my family as well.We’re gonna need more than that. You know, most trios have a fourth member.For example, the triplets from **SuckFails** have **Charlotte Webby**, **Memeo Supremiodeodeodeodeodeodeodeo** has **Scooty Brad**, not to be confused with **Scootaloo**, the **Poofyplop Grills** have **Brisk**, the **Preachy Flasks** have **Armadactyl** or something like that.Also, I have misnamed/misspelled/mispronounced those names *on purpose*.Also, what are we going to do with **Jock Inthebutt**?(still tied up, muffled) IT’S **J*A*CK INTHEB*OX***!!!!That’s what I said, **Drake Infamous**.We used to have penalties for getting names wrong, but you have no problem mispronouncing everyone’s names!Quick, what is the name of...**Jack**: ...this character?Come on, are we all **Tirek**? She’s **Crazy Glue**.Nope, it’s **Cozy Glow**.Yeah, that’s what I said.Next question: name all of the “**Preachy Flasks**”.**Crapsack**, **Fecko**, and **Outskirt**. Also, **Armageddon**....you said “**Armadactyl**” earlier, and now you said “**Armageddon**”.It’s not my fault that **Rock Tangler** couldn’t fully remember that one’s name.*ALL THE K-*Let *me* do this one.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the eighty-fourth wall back together again.*(suddenly gets pushed in to the same place the fired **PMK** is)WHOA MY FREAKIN' GOSH WHAT THE OH NO AHHHHHHH! (falls down...)(...but not without cushioning his fall with a **G.I.F.**)Oh gosh, now I'm in ***Tumb3rland***. Does anyone know-H-ho.**WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**(*collapses* from the amount of screaming)(meanwhile at the *fourplin*) Ah! That should do. Anyways...Je vais les chercher, s'il te plait! (I'll go find them, if you please!)I also found **Pinkie Pink** in the middle of nowhere.\***Pie**Maybe **Applejoke**’s next.\***jack**It’s “**Applejack**”, not “**Applejoke**”!How are you constantly pronouncing others’ names wrong!?Same thing.(grabs some *tranquilizer darts*) (*tranquilizes* **Jack**)Well, it makes sense since we captured him.Yeah, **Strike Ford**!Anyway, wanna take a look at my tombstone?(another **Pancake Peggy** falls down)(meanwhile) AHOOOOOOOOOOOOO **BANANA SLAMMA**- (*crashes into a tree while flying*)e-e-h. di'n't know-(gets knocked down by **Banana Slamma Bros. Melee**)Well, the heroes have... *medals*.But here’s some good news: I FOUND ANOTHER VILLAIN!It is I, the ancient creator of the most evil beings to roam the earth.THE ONE,THE ONLY...**GREGORY**.I thought your name was **Grogar**.That’s what I said, **Gregory**.Anyway, **Trekkie** and **Crazy Glue** are currently the only **MLP: FiM** villains here.However, I know many more......Di'n't know there were...(falls down)THEY KEEP FALLING!Because they weren't meant to be.hey i'm a new **mlp villain**. can i join? my name is **edgy sqedgy** and i dont care if im using lowercase letters and no apostrophes and i have a *pony tail* yayUHH, ONLY IF YOU HELP THOSE **PEGGIES** UP OR I HAVE TO USE THEM AS SHIELDS!guess i can help you (*throws* **Grogar** onto a **Pancake Peggy**)Ewie EWIE!Di'n't feel pain. (leaves)Why don’t I just attach a helium balloon to her?(falls over even with the helium balloons attached onto the **Pancake Peggies**)ehm i think we r gonna need more, dontya think???Whatever. THROW THE FIGHT!AND YES, *ACTUALLY* THROW IT!(squeaks)Uhh, OKAY! THROW THE FIGHT EVERYBODY! (grabs *parachutes* and *parachutes* into ***Tumb3rland***’s later lands)(just falls out of the *fourplin*)not goin fail! not goin'-(falls down and out of the *fourplin*)(rolls out of the *fourplin*)Guys. The forecast seems pretty rainy, with a slight drizzle of... ENEMIES?! OH NO! WE GOTTA GO FIND A SAFER PLACE!(*licks* some enemies falling from the ship and *gobbles them up*)(unfortunately, the **SUPER BIG TAP-TAP** was the final straw and it *popped*)(meanwhile at the *fourplin*) OH YEAH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, **CUATRO**, CHECK THIS OUT!Hopefully... it's... not... well...DISRESPECT THE COUCH, **BLING-BLING-BAMMY**.Also, look what I found on **TV Tropes**!
### ***Wave 4orty-8ight**: You Don't Know Flapjacks*

*We're in for a date if you can beat **Wave 4orty-8ight**!*OKAY, FINE! (fighter one)It's time to make these enemies like a banquet and get 'em kicked out! (fighter two)Why shouldn't I? (fighter three)(uses *The Past*)I'm much, much darker now. Yay.That doesn't really matter, DUDETTE! (*punches* the **Hedgeblob**)(-90/10)(uses *Bling-Bling-BANG!*)(30/40)WHOA, HAO DID YOU DO DAT?!It was just the effect from the *glitter*.(uses *Ran Over*)AGH!Ow... (45/65)(uses *You Got Spooked.*)(didn’t do anything but got *spooked*) (now takes **20** damage each turn)Ah, darn. I don't have anything to use. Guess I'm just gonna skip my turn!I’ll just use more *glitter bombs*!Nope. The effect didn’t stack. (10/40)(**Pancake Peggy** uses *Ran Over* on **Lindsay** again) (25/65)I’ll make sure she doesn’t do anything. (*spooks* **PP**)(*stunned* for a turn)(skips again)(can’t do anything)(-10/40)SWEET! (jumps up and dabs)
### ***Wave 4orty-9ine**: Reading Rainbow (Dash)*

***Wave 4orty-9ine**! Get ready to dine on a really yucky pine! EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!*Yay, we back!W...what? This isn’t a dungeon? Not even the ***Dung Eon***?Sure, why not. (فئگھتعر ہنع)Ey dudes. (فئگھتعر توہ)I didn’t ask for this. (فئگھتعر تھرعع)(*zaps* the **Rainbow Bloons**)(three popped, four remain)If the *dab* is dead, maybe it can make **Bloons** cringe! (*dabs* on the **Rainbow Bloon**)Seriously? (50/50)(35/35)(uses *Fortune Cookie*)UGH! THIS IS ROTTEN! (*throws* *fortune cookie* onto **Daring Do**)(*dodges*) (50/50)(uses *Hat Toss* on **F.T.**)(70/120)(all the **Rainbow Bloons** use *Air Bounce* on **Cookie**)(20/60)(*zaps* the **Rainbow Bloons**)(three popped, one remain)OKAY, THIS *DAB* WILL BE CRINGY ENOUGH! (*dabs* so hard it makes everything cringe)(that was enough to *rip* the **Rainbow Bloons**...)(...but not **Daring Do**)(uses *Nocturnal Admissions*)(got hit... partially) (45/50)(uses *Hat Toss* on **F.T.**)(20/120)(*zaps* **Daring Do**)(*dodged*, but got hit, kinda) (40/50)WHAT THE HECK?! I GET TARGETED BY **DARING DO**? THAT IS IT! THAT IS SO IT! I'M GONNA HAVE TO RIDE...Dude, where's the backup fighters? Oh well, just gonna stand here if there's none.**F.T.**: You know what, maybe some *bombs* do. These hit two times, so... watch out! (throws two *Bob-Ombs* at **Daring Do**)(only gets hit by *one*) (10/50)Yeah, I forgot to mention that she has *Improbable Dodging Skills*.(*throws* a *Fortune Cookie* and it misses) YOU’RE RIGHT!(uses *Hat Toss*, but...)(it hit **Blitzy** instead of **F.T.**)Yeah, I *blocked* that attack. (50/100)WELP! (uses a *lightning storm* on **DD**)(*dodged* the *storm* but *IDS* gets lowered to **25%**)(*throws two Bob-Ombs* again)(failed to *dodge* both of them) (-50/50)Good thing we got rid of THAT miniboss.
### ***Cutscene 19neteen**: Daring Done?*

No! You are mistaken! I’m not a miniboss!WAIT, WHAT!?(manages to *kidnap* **A.K. Yearling** and *swallows her whole*) yem yem that's yemmyANYWAYS! **Chuckshare** here, got more brains than **Chargin' Chuck E Cheese**, who is slightly dumber than me!DUDE, WHAT?Dude, you can't handle what Ron can't handle.Also, this.(takes off his armor) Dudes! You know I handled **Awctobamber** and I can handle you in one shot!(**Edgy** steals **Holiver'**s identity) **grogar** plz dont confuse me for **holiver****Edgy Sqedgy**: **SPAHK** YOU ARE A HALF BAKED BRAINLESS GUY!(puts *armor* back on) YOU ARE NOT **HOLIVER**!(breaks out of **Edgy Squedgy** because reasons) (gasp)So let me guess... **Edgy Sqedgy**’s a changeling? Is she **Queen Chrysalis** in disguise?No, that's not me! (*flies* back to the *fourplin*)You know what? This comic needs to be **20%** cooler. Also, BTW, I ate **Starscream**!You know there seems to be a lack of... number-based enemies here.Yeah, until the last wave.***Fourth Wall Break** has stopped working. Please refer to **Rainbow Dash** instead.**All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the eighty-eighth wall back together again!*(assaults **A.K. Yearling** and steals her identity)**A.K. Yearling**, do you know anything about **Cuatro'**s plans?**Edgy Sqedgy**: No, but I do wear a fancy cloak and know your main weakness....**Yearling**?You want a match against me?**Edgy Sqedgy**: Sure, you green economy freak!...I'm no freak! Just because I have "freak" in my name doesn't mean I'm a freak!YOU’RE NOT THE REAL **A.K.**! YOU MUST BE **EDGY SQUEDGY** OR **QUEEN CHRYSALIS**!(removes the capital S and E)(runs off)I am expecting that **Edgy** has stolen an identity!urgh or-(**Edgy** shoves **Pancake Peggy**)**Edgy Sqedgy**: HERE!**Edgy Sqedgy**: I stole **A.K. Yearling'**s identity!**Edgy Sqedgy**: AND GUESS WHAT I CAN DO?! (swaps **Jack'**s identity with a **Pancake Peggy'**s identity)Well, you can’t do that! (presses the *undo button*) Yeah, this button can ONLY be used by me and you CANNOT destroy it.Anyway, I’ve heard that that blue filly has a **TV Tropes** page.**Edgy Sqedgy**: Well, if you allow me to change your identity, I won't change one of your friend's identity with an enemy.Krect shi eez. (Correct she is.)**Edgy Sqedgy**: Now... if you excuse me, you have 30 seconds to make an answer. (ties **Jack** up) Would you let me change your identity and make your friends safe, or do I have to make you safe but change one of your friend's identity?WHAT!? NOOO!!!!! (*shields* himself into *immunity* and no one can *ever* *dispel* it)(suddenly **Star Swirl** appears)I came here because **Edgy Sqedgy** is too powerful and must be exiled to ***The Dung Eon***.**Edgy Sqedgy**: WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(disguise removed) this is it guys im going to the dungeonNot the dungeon, but it's gonna be MUCH WORSE. (*teleports* himself and **ES** to ***The Dung Eon***, never to be seen again)*This cutscene is sponsored by **Consistency Corp**. **Consistency Corp**: We cannot be destroyed, dummy.*Also! I’m joining you guys, just for the heck of it.(actually cut to the real world) DUDE! You eefin' used my villain **Edgy Sqedgy**! Imagined if I did this to your villain! WOULD YOU LIKE IT?! Also, you're literally ruining a Doopliss-like character.Let's give you some karma!...so you corrected the errors. UGH!Okay... just let me do something. (types in a bunch of coordinates)WAIT WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (gets *teleported* to ***The Dung Eon***... except he got *teleported* into a WALL)(real world) There! Karma! Did you even like it when I used **Star Swirl**? If not, then that's how I feel when you used **Sqedgy**!And now that both **ES** and **SS** are trapped in ***Sector 5B***, we won’t see them until then.This is getting out of hand. An insanely OP character? I mean, even **Queen Chrysalis** is fairer than that!(real world) So you call a character capable of swapping and stealing identities OP? What about Jack?I know how to solve this, but I won't tell you until the next sector.
### ***Wave 50fty**: The Unfinished Wave*

***Wave 50fty**! It's goin' get nifty! Extremely shifty! So much, that in fact, you'll feel like a lifty!**I am the new enemy in this wave. Don't underestimate me!*A question mark? AIOHGNAHAUBZNJOIOYTAEGJAHIYOWHEJLQTUPOIOGBAIHOYAUGRWAB SO WEAK!Or so you thought...Wait... is it a **Duplighost**?Ehh, no.Well, that enemy's gotta be bland, right?Wrong again.Well, I gotta do it. (fighter one)COME AT ME! (fighter two)Ugh. (fighter three)Now *this* is awesome.(uses *Fantastic Nuke*)(the **Wildbeatsies** and **4ours** died...)(...but **???** only took minimal damage) (999999/1000000)Wait, is this one of those waves where you are forced to lose? This enemy **???** doesn't seem very weak!Maybe it’s just *deus ex machina* and we’ll be safe!*The **Outer** **Bounds** **Police** would like to announce that the normal fourth wall break is temporarily dead and we must send in **FWB Bowser**.**OOOOOOOOOOOOO ONCE AGAIN, ONCE AGAIN, NUMERO VEINTITRES FOURTH WALL BREAK, DRAKE!*This is getting out of hoof.Just use your move or something, **Meester Pahp**.I think we're supposed to lose this round like one of those "you must lose to win" thing! (*water gushes*)(999998/1000000)(*runs over* **???**)(999997/1000000)Maybe you’re right.NOW THAT IT’S FINALLY MY TURN, I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! (uses *Really Powerful Attack* on everyone)(it did nothing)WHAT!? HOW COULD IT DO NOTHING!? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?Because *you* are under my control. Now you die.NO, PLEASE!!! (gets *sucked into* **Jack Inthebox** while taking **999999** damage) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (-2/1000000)Now you can’t be released!WAIT, WHAT THE-(gets taken over by **???**) ***YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT SECTOR!!!***
### ***Cutscene 20enty**: The Box of Complete Darkness*

***I HAVE CONSUMED THE SOUL OF THIS USELESS BOX. NOW, IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I’M GONNA FLY TO THE FOURPLIN.*** (which he does exactly that)(inside **Jack Inthebox**) *I may have been defeated thrice, but I can take over this comic!*Either you’re **King Samba**, or you’re **Quarto**.(*senses start tingling, tingle so hard that he...*)(becomes an exact replica of **Jack**)**Duhstort**: ew thernk gawsh eh huv da roopluca theengie*Well...*(**???** *reveals himself*)I AM **KING SOMBRA**!!!!**Duhstort**: VLEH**Duhstort**: yer dermb yer-(falls on top of **Duhstort**)Come on **Cuatro**. THIS IS A GREAT THING! Except... I still feel... like we need the **Betty Clone**... that creepy one...Perhaps drop in some **Cushners**.Now I’ll explain because that stupid edit conflict destroyed my edit.**Grogar** and **Tirek**-It’s ***Lord* Tirek**!Okayy, ***Lord* Tirek**. They were surprised that **KS** returned after ~~two~~ three “deaths”, but he then quickly explains that...*...I was brought back by a character whose name I cannot reveal until later in the comic.**BLAZE IT UP, IT'S SUPER- WAIT NO! JUST NORMAL FOURTH WALL BREAK TWENTY-FOUR! (Gosh! **SSLW**...)*(jumps down) Uhh, **Starch**?(*2D-ifies* **Whoopee Cushner** and smacks her into a wall) Yep! The *2D-ifier* works! Made to *2D-ify* stuff.Should we also get the **Big Box of Bad(ness)**?Uhh, sir. I don't really think we should but I think we should probably surprise attack.OH YES! (throws the **Big Box of Bad(ness)** into ***Tumb3rland***) All right, now let's use **JACK**!!!**Duhstort**: erky wut- (gets *punched*)STOP IT, YOU COPYCAT!*Ehh, nah. I’ll just attack in the next sector.*Sir we have to announce that **Deletd** brought **Doopliss** in as a substitute.Your [sic] dumb. Just burn me, please! PLEASE BURN ME LIKE THAT TIME, UHH, MLG **SHOUTMON** BURNT ME AND I'LL CALL IN **DELETD** TO ROAST PEOPLE!I found the **Big Box of Bad(ness)**.**Rectangl'r**: I can't believe I had to go to the **Preachy Flasks Wiki** to get this.(falls out of the **Big Box of Bad(ness)**)WHAT!? THE LAST TIME I SAW IT **ROMEO** WOULD'VE TAKEN OVER THIS ENTIRE BLIMP!Oh, and I meant the other **Romeo**, not me.(unknown hand comes out and snatches **Romeo**) WE HAVE YOU NOW, **ROMEO**!If you're looking for **Romeo** from **DJ Desks**, you got the wrong one.Now, for fun! (*2D-ifies* the **Pancake Peggies** and other stuff) Also... uhh... let's steal the bad *Wish Orbs* from uhh that uhh uhh......**Disney XD** thing.Does **Disney XD** mean "**Disney, LOL**"?Just get the *Bad Wish Orbs*.Unfortunately, the only *Wish Orbs* I found were the ones from **BATTD**.Also, anyone who tells someone to "get a life" should realize...*THEY ALREADY HAVE ONE.*Senses sense, a, uhh, forgot the name, but, uhh, **Starlings**!Anyway, do you think ***Sector 1B*** counts as a Rubbery World?Can we stop with these tropes? Real villains should be eviler. Like, REALLY evil.Since, we’re so evil, why don’t we just destroy them?The *BAD WISH ORBS* FIRST! Set the route to that **Starling** world and stall the **Bloonbusters**! While you're at it, I'm also making **Luna-r Moon 4.4**, attached with a **Chucksuckinator**! And I need some test drives to see if it's perfect.*We fight the fight, walk the walk, talk the talk, eat the... uh... food... like a celery stalk?*HERE WE GO! ESCORT UNIT, GET THE *BAD WISH ORBS* SO I CAN MAKE THEM REAL!yesAGREE!NINE MILLION *STARS*!No floppy!(gets hit by the *2D-ified* **Cushner**)I mean, what else?Meanwhile, I'm going to look into that *Balloon Buddies* project myself!*Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows...*(meanwhile a dead **Spiky Mervert** is transformed into a **Spik*e*y Mervert**)>:}(transforming into something HORRIBLE)(almost falls down but manages to stay up)I LOVE THESE CARDS!!!**NO!**Sorry...*It's villain hour.*YES.Uhh, **Starch-Lord**, can you make a *snowstorm* in the ***Tumb3rland***?I don't know if he could...OKAY! (launches billions of *snow clouds* into ***Tumb3rland***)
### ***Wave 5ifty-1ne**: Let. It. Go.*

***5ifty-1ne**! **5ifty-1ne**! Let's better get this done!*Boy, sure will be chilly! O-o-o-o-o-o... (FIGHTER ONE)Must... resist... icy... attacks... (FIGHTER TWO)Technically, we only have **Geoff**, who somehow resists cold temperatures. We could have **Duhstort**, but... he just went missing!Yeah, but there's a gimmick.*FOURTH WALL BREAK TWENTY-FIVE!!! GET A LITTLE OVERDRIVE JIVE IN THE CHAT!!! UHH, I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE GOOD RHYMES!!!*S-s-s-s-sooo... we gonna have **G-G-G-Geoff** or what?Okay, man! (FIGHTER THREE)(145/155)(50/50) Good thing I'm immune to Polar attacks.(40/50) Now THAT is c-c-c-c-cool!(uses *water gush*, but not without side effects) MMMMMMMMMM! (some of the water got frozen inside his mouth)Even worse, the **White Bloons** are completely unaffected! (20/20)This attack may seem like a Polar attack, but this is actually an Iron attack! (uses *Ice Shards*)(one popped, nine remain)LET'S DO SOME *SURFIN’*!Nope, not affected.(they all use *Air Bounce* on **MP**)(73/155)(50/50)(30/50)MMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! (can't do anything due to *frozen water*)Sh-sh-should’ve told you to not use that move, bruh!MMMMMMMM, MMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMM!*We interrupt this wave for a **Villain Break**.*Thank you, one and all, for your attendance, and we guarantee that your time here will not be spent in vain!In fact, we think it will prove to be the most valuable time you've ever spent!Welcome, one and all, to the demonstration of a lifetime!A demonstration of a better life!A demonstration of a better time! And if we haven't captured your interest just yet, by the time we've finished, an unfortunate phenomenon practically guarantees that we will!A phenomenon? What's that?It's a circumstance perceptible by the senses, but in this case, it's the simple fact that:*There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see**A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe**Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea**It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be*Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick.But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick.Consider just how dangerous this world is! You might...*Slip and fall, break or sprain something here tonight**But luckily for you, we've got the thing you need**And it's easier when all you need's the cure***Flim & Flam**: *The* Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic*Is just what the doctor ordered, I'm sure**Thank you for reading through this **Villain Break**.*And guess what?**Mr. Freezy**: I have it right here!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...(has **Meester Pahp** drink the *FFMCT*)(the *FFMCT* does nothing)That's weird... anyway... (uses *Ice Shards*)(two popped, seven remain)I GOTTA DO THIS! (*steps on* a **White Bloon**)(one popped, six remain)(they all use *Air Bounce* on **MP**)(15/155)(50/50)(20/50)(suddenly) IN THE DARKEST AND DANKEST OF TIMES, I HAVE TO COME IN AND REPLACE THAT PAHP DUDE!Er... can you please excuse the fact that I am not Polar or Hydro?Or do I just freeze to my death?Yeah, I’m pretty sure you just *freeze* to your death, so buh-bye.ohuhh maybe this helps? (grabs a *torch* and eats it)YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYno.Come in, **Blazoid**, and don't you dare *freeze* for me!Come to think of it, I am Nightmare/Random, so I guess for now, you can consider me... Polar? Yah.Let's get back into this after this wave. (uses *Ice Shards*)(two popped, five remain)(*steps on* a **White Bloon**)(one popped, four remain)(they all use *Air Bounce* on **Mr. Freezy**)(5/155)(18/50)(10/50)Err... maybe- (freezes into a *sharp ice block*)MMMMMMMMMMMM! (pushes the *sharp ice block* into the **White Bloons**; it not only does Polar damage, but somehow Iron damage)(thinks, "WHY ARE THE **WHITE BLOONS** TRYING TO KILL ME?! THEY'RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!")(*ice block* breaks apart after hitting) Bleugheugheugh!(two popped, two remain)(uses *Ice Shards*)(two popped, none remain)
### ***Wave 5ifty-2wo**: Déjà Vu?*

***Wave 5ifty-2wo**, which rhymes with "déjà vu"!*BLEUGH! (spits the ice chunk) Whew! That thing was rough! Time to do this! (*spits out a water fountain in excitement but it freezes all over him*)Uhh... **Pahp**, you're pretty dumb there.ANYWAY! FIGHTER ONE!Sure, why not. Fighter two.Bwazy!HEY! Lookie! My pet **Blazoid**!**BLAZOID** BE FIGHTER THREE! Come to think of it actually, SOMEONE ELSE BE FIGHTER THREE! I'll use **Blazoid** to help me attack!FIRE HERE! FIGHTER THREE!element plzPyro.WOOT!(105/115)(140/150)(25/35)What now?Maybe enemies...?OH RIGHT! I feel idiotic!Time to use a *Battle Card* I got for random reasons! The *Battle Card* says, "Hits all flying monsters with **100** damage." Now 'cause it's my first time I'll have ten *star points* at the beginning! Later on five *star points*.Oh yeah, I must do a critical in order to gain *star points*.(the attack missed in the snow, but one of the **White Bloons** popped somehow)(*zaps* the **White Bloons**)(three popped, six remain)(uses *Fireball*)(three popped, three remain)(they all use *Air Bounce* on **Pyreo**, but only one hit)(95/115)(130/150)(7/35)I MISSED! *OH HOW CAN I EVER MISS*? I DON'T THINK THESE CARDS ARE SUPPOSED TO EVEN MISS!Alright 5/20 *Star Points* here buddy. What now?Oh! Oh! I know! "Hits all enemies with **20** damage." (loses 4 *star points* for that)(uses the *Weak Enemy Damage Card*)I've got one star point and I can only use it for boosting *Star Points* by **30%** if I ain't hit by the next attack.(three popped, none remain)
### ***Cutscene 2wenty-1ne**: That Ice World*

*It's beginning to look just like an ice world,**Oh boy, here we go**It's a platformer's greatest foe,**Moving around is slow,**Because of all the irritating snow!**Yes, it's clear that we're in the token ice world,**Warm yourself with rage!**For instead of you fighting through,**Your controls are fighting you!**Through the whole -- dang -- stage!**We've been through meadows, an island, a greenhouse, and even a cloud, all since **Chapter 1ne**.**Now is the time for your talents to shine**As you brave the tundra a ton.**And slip and slip and slip and slip and fall onto your bum!**Oh, we're struggling through the cliche ice world,**Death-defying jumps!**Falling icicles hit the floor as you beg and plead "NO MORE!"**In this frozen dump!*O H N O!EMOTIONAL STUFF!(**Reanimated Ron** *chucks* **Fat Eighteen** at it)WHAT?! HE CAN REMOVE EMOTIONAL STUFF WITH THAT?That's not even possible. That was just a musical number.*Fourth wall break TWENTY-SIX!!!*Hey, it wasn't a musical number! It was literally an emotional thing flying at me and I had to do something with it!Emotional stuff, eh?Yeah, maybe let's just pour some **Equestrian Girls** on him and that'll probably cripple him.I have a feeling of doing a *firestorm* to the world now. A *SNOWFIRESTORM*.Won't those two just cancel out?Uhh... have you heard of *Ice-Fire* worlds?That might work.**Donut Cut Emergencies** would like to ann-(grabs **DCE** and *eats him*) HOW'S THAT FOR INTERRUPTING MY PLANS!?(real world) That part. Literally came out of nowhere. That - darn - part! You literally had to trash on a past character of **SSLW**? Speaking of which......first, it's coming back, and second......I didn't tell you this could be a spiritual successor of **SSLW**. Oh yeah, did I forget that I extremely hate the fact you had to add the original **SSLW** into the plot?Also **TSRITW**, hope you don't get easily manipulated by me...(with a **Nick Wilde** impression) It’s called a call-back, sourheart.Dude, that sounded NOTHING like one.INITIATE THE *FIRESTORM*! LET'S MAKE THIS SCORCHING!OKAY! Once we find **A.K.**...Uhh... okay. (jumps out of the *fourplin* and starts running around and randomly finds **A.K. Yearling**) THERE WE GO! (grabs her and runs off)They won't find me...(unfortunately, **Dr. Caballeron** is searching for **Daring Do**)Oh no.I just don't know what went wrong.Hold on... uhh... lemme use a radar to detect **Daring Do** aka **A.K. Yearling**! (uses a *radar* to detect **Daring Do**)(sees her *muffins* getting sucked into a *void*) NO! MY MUFFINS!Great. **Caballeron'**s after us AND you lost your *muffins*? What kind of universe is this?(comes out of the *void*) **A UNIVERSE WHERE A MASTERMIND KIDNAPS YOU!** (*kidnaps* **Derpy** and **Daring Do**)*Yes. I've tricked them into getting trapped in the next sector! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!*(randomly comes back) Uhh, **Jack**, you're overdoing your power.I swear, I know that in stories sometimes things get used too much that they overheat and basically... stop.*They're stupid.*Where are we?(gets *zapped*)(revealed to be a **Bumpty** holding a **Lightning Reed**)Welcome to... ***Numberjack Attacked***!(*flattens* **Derpy**)(is seriously hurt)You know what? This is getting crazy.**V0IC3.** (suddenly something bleeps)**Chuckshare**: Hello, and, well, welcome to the world west to ***Tumb3rland***, which is aptly called, urrgh, **Bushy Shrine**! Despite being called shrine, it's not a shrine!**V0IC3 turning off. Thanks for listening.****V0IC3.** (turns back on)**Chuckshare**: Oh, and I forgot, this is ***Numberjack Attacked***, located at **Bushy Shrine**! Aptly named, eh?
### ***Wave 5ifty-3hree**: Fire and Ice*

*Dance with me, **5ifty-3hree**!*That's it, I'm resigning 'til you learn to handle criticism and grow up a bit, **TSRITW**.Well, I’m going to be fifteen tomorrow. I *will* be a bit more mature and may even take some criticism.*But some things never change...*Fine, I'm BACK.Great. Because that means *you read the fine print*.(facepalm)I'LL DO IT FOR THE EXPERIENCE! (FIGHTER ONE)All right, who’s next?rawr i am a **very real monster**No you’re not, LOL.XP... (FIGHTER TWO)Let's hope someone's got a *fire-proof umbrella*. (FIGHTER THREE)(130/150)(25/45)(95/115)Ten **White Bloons** and ten **Black Bloons**? Well... (uses *Crushed to Pieces*)(two of each **Bloon** is *torn apart*)(eight remain)(eight remain)(uses *Wicked Skillz*)(seven remain)(seven remain)Hey... this is too much **Bloons**. Just lemme do this! (spits out **five** *corrosive glue blobs* at **five** **Bloons**)(five remain)(four remain)(**White Bloons** *attack* **Bricksy**, **RR**, **Harold**, **RR**, **Bricksy**)(**Black Bloons** *attack* **Bricksy**, **RR**, **RR**, **Bricksy**)(78/150)(5/45)(43/115)KWAN! WHY DO I GET TARGETED?!Well, I was too. (uses *Brick Breaker*)(two remain)(two remain)I’m going to use-(suddenly someone from the *nine-looper* appears)WOAH-WOAH-WOAH- Hey, who are you guys?(all the **Bloons** are *popped* in the process)
### ***Cutscene 2wenty-2wo**: Daring Shark, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do*

Can someone tell me how to get out of here?I don't know!It's okay, we can just get this place out of our minds by singing! *BABY-*(*kicks* **Pinkfong**) NO!Why is **PingPong** in this comic now?***Fourth Wall Break** has been fixed. ...that sounded better in our heads.**All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put the twenty-seventh fourth wall back together again.*(**Duhstort** randomly *quacks*)(it turns out the random **Ray** from nowhere was actually a cloned thing which attempted to kill **Harold**)(the real **Ray** is with **TSRITW**)(randomly jumps onto fake **Ray** and becomes **Ultra Distorted Tenty**)(sees **UDT** and immediately *faints*)(meanwhile, there is a *T-posing* **Lakitu** in the next sector) AHA AHA AHA AHA **AHA AHA AHA AHA** ***AHA AHA AHA AHA***That's not funny.Yeah!
### ***Wave 5ifty-4our**: Square, Square*

***5ifty-4our**! Has it met you before?*noFIGHTER ONE: **The Real Ray**IN IT TO WIN IT! (FIGHTER TWO)It's time to be a hero! (FIGHTER THREE)(mini cutscene) OH YEAH! https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/2871149/ (leaves)(it made **yztilB** *barf*)(100/100)(120/120)(40/40)TIME TO *RIDE THE RAYS*!!! (*zooms into* the **Big Box of Bad(ness)**)(245/250)Ace's awesomeness! I'm actually kind of a good mechanic and I can just *tinker* this thing into malfunctioning! (*tinkers* with it) (this makes it *stunned* for **3** turns)I'm gonna use this move!(**Elastimonkey** *inflates* himself)(230/250)(*stunned*, **2** turns remaining)(100/100)(120/120)(40/40)(*crashes into* the **BBoB**)(180/250)(80/100)(grabs a *hammer* from his mouth and smashes the **BBoB** with it)(80/250)Can someone *deflate* me?Errkay! (grabs out a *screwdriver*) IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!That'll *kill* me. You know, there's a plug on my right foot that can help.Oh! Okay! (*unplugs* **Monkey**)(temporarily *deflated*)(*stunned*, **1** turn remaining)(80/100)(120/120)(40/40)Okay, I'm back up.(*crashes into* the **BBoB** again)(30/250)(60/100)(grabs a *hammer* and *smashes* the **BBoB**)(the **BBoB** *explodes*)(30/100)(40/120)(-10/40)
### ***Wave 5ifty-5ive**: Spooky Scary Twenty-One*

*Is everybody ready for a power dive? It is time for **Wave 5ifty-5ive**!*FIGHTER FIVE! TEN! FIFTEEN! TWENTY! Just kidding... FIGHTER ONE!why do i have a feeling those creepy betties are going to be in this waveI have a bad feeling about this... (FIGHTER TWO)Me too. (FIGHTER THREE)You will never beat me, LOL.At least it's not those things.(bring in a *division sign* and *divides* **Spooky** by **21**)**Spooky** would’ve been divided into **Wunsies** if your move wasn’t illegal....hold up! (grabs a chainsaw and slices **Spooky** five times)(in the real world meanwhile...) **TSRITW**, division moves aren't said to be illegal. *No where* did it say that Symbol is banned (let alone you don't know Symbol's element) or something like that. You don't either know what this move does unless I describe it properly.Okay, if you insist!(**Spooky** *splits* into **Wunsies**)wutYeah, consider that a punishment.HEY, AT LEAST WE GET TO *SHOTGUN* HIM HARDER!(*finger guns* five **Wunsies**)(sixteen remain)...did I forget we can just get a *shotgun* with like twenty *pistols* each?*BULLET STORM*!
### ***Wave 5ifty-6ix**: Wild Beasts*

***5ifty-6ix** wild beasts and me! Actually, there are just twenty.*TIME TO FIGHT THE **BEATSIES**! (FIGHTER ONE)If there's many enemies, I'm in. (FIGHTER TWO)Me too. (FIGHTER THREE)**THAT'S EIGHTY WORTHS OF THOSE THINGS! LET'S PWN 'EM!!!**(confused)**GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH** (throws an *implosion bomb* at the **Wildbeatsies**)(only sixteen remain)We should make it a little hotter in here. (*heats up* the **Wildbeatsies**)(all *weakened*)(throws an *Ice Age bomb* at the **Wildbeatsies**)(all *frozen* for **2** turns thanks to the *sudden temperature change*)(still *frozen*)(throws a *splitting ice pick* at them) (*splitting ice picks* split into two then four *ice picks* and do **4x** damage to all *frozen* enemies)
### ***Cutscene 2wenty-3hree**: Eye of the Snowstorm*

This... is......not a *sharknado*.And speaking of sharks-NO.(*literally finally makes that clone betty*)Now we can literally decimate those so-called heroes.*Yes.***Zeke**, what's up?I think I see **Fawcksie**!(*flying* near the fourplin)(drops the clone betty for next wave)I may not have found **Darwin Don’t**, but I still found this!(**Dr. Caballeron** shows **Starch-Lord** **Derpy**)OKAY! (scientifically transforms **Derpy Hooves** into a **T-Pose-itu**)(**Derpy**, now as a **T-Pose-itu**, repeats a ton of **Lakitu** sounds **1000** times in a row)Those **T-Shirt-E-Twos** will make MILLIONS DEAD!(puts that in ***Wave 5ifty-7even*** along with **Clone Betty**) Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna rename **Clone Betty** to... **B01NG B01NG B377Y**.(also puts a **Pancake Peggy** in ***Wave 5ifty-7even***)This is gonna be great.*WH0 W4N7$ 4 73M 73M 7R347?!* (attempts to remove the censor but the censor won't be gone 'til she dies)(also got captured)Now we can *drain* the *life energy* out of her.(randomly transforms **Pinkfong** into an **Esquardo**)(unfortunately, he turned her into an **Esqua*dr*o** by mistake)(it also has the consequence of recreating the original in *nutshell* form)wow this is getting graet\*greatDingy dangy rules. Come on, let's uncensor this thing for **Betty**.Huh? What's-(a **B01NG B01NG B377Y** gets uncensored for 2 minutes to terrorize **Betty**)I mass-produced that thing.(meanwhile, **Bling-Bling Bammy** is moving vertically without easing)what next? **weepy casher** and **leekee lewis**???No, **Poopy Cockadoodledoo** and **Creaky Bluey**. Maybe **Flapjack Penny** as well.ohiuh k*We're gonna kill off **Cuphead**!**were gonna mess them up**were gonna kill off **craphorse****With a gooet fudge.**uh yay kay*Also, you look a bit like **Gwen Pin**.dude noYou don't know who she is? She's the daughter of **Mother Nature** and me!uh(another **Bumpty** comes in) ...is this *MLP*?i dont carehttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609520350312792073/612033871634235404/unknown.png
### ***Wave 5ifty-7even**: Clonies and Cronies*

***Wave 5ifty-7even**!* I'm running out of wave intros.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (leaves and uncensors **B01NG B01NG B377Y** completely. NO EXCEPTIONS!){mystery fighter holds FIGHTER ONE}***LET GO OF FIGHTER ONE!*** (*destroys* the mystery fighter){instantly *resurrected*} No, silly. That means I *am* FIGHTER ONE. Two fighter spaces remain.Guess I'll take second.I'll take fighter one. IF NOT FIGHTER THREE!Why yes, you being fighter three is extremely appropriate.(spawns)Time to practise my skills! {uses *Hole of Doom* on the **Pancake Peggies**}(all *cursed*)I wonder what that does. Anyway... (*zaps* **T-Pose-itu**)(29/50)(sabotages the **T-Pose-itu** and kicks it off its cloud) ???(0/50)(two more take its place)(uses *SPINY!?* on **Reanimated Ron**)(75/125)(all use *Ran Over* on mystery fighter, **RR**, **RoboSix**, **RR**, and mystery fighter in that order)Excuse me, your attacks are null against me. {???/???}(35/125)(80/100)(we don't have the picture) (uses *CREEPY BOUNCE* on mystery fighter)How pathetic. {???/???}{uses *Inconsideration* on the **T-Pose-itus**)(both *cursed* for **3** turns)(*zaps* **T-Pose-itu**)(0/50)It's your turn, **Reanimated Ron**.**HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA** (grabs the *poltergust g-00* and slams the **B01NG B01NG B377Ys** into each other, if you get what I mean)(we still don't have the picture) (0/100)(uses *SPINY!?* on **Reanimated Ron**)(25/125)(all use *Ran Over* on mystery fighter)It's a shame that you never learn from your mistakes. {???/???}Well, this is your end. {uses *Golden Rod* on **T-Pose-itu**)(-250/50)(*zaps* a **Pancake Peggy**)**A**: (-26/40) **B**, **C**, **D**, **E**: (40/40)DIE, FREAK! (uses the *Poltergust G-00's slam function* to slam the **Pancake Peggies** many times)(pops out of a dead **T-Pose-itu**) ...I just don't know what went wrong...
### ***Cutscene 2wenty-4our**: Another Cutscene...*

I'm getting a lactose intolerance. Seriously, if **L.A.C.T.O.S.E.** isn't going to get better, I might as well find a better team!...I mean, if they still don't beat the crud out of the **Random Squad**...GYUPS WHO'S HERE! They'll be coughing up some *pollen* in their death!And they have **Derpy** now.WHAT? THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA RAMP IT UP FOR THEM!First, I'm hiring some new people who might as well kill them. They're coming about anytime soon!who is thatHello there! I’m **Birdïe**, **Birdie**’s brother.Oh right, I remember her. She popped, like, twice in this series already.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the twenty-eighth fourth wall back together again.*BAZINGA!(spits *four-mask* onto **Zapper** as it powers up into a **Zappour**)**aBiZgN!A** (BaZiNgA!)(technically the) ***ZAPPOUR** INTRO!* The **Zappour** shoots out magenta/blue lightning out of its fingertips as one *paralyzes* a **Pancake Peggy** for like **30** seconds (aka **2** turns) and it *destabilizes*, regaining **1/3** of its **HP** and doing **150%** more damage, but after **15** seconds, damages its allies around it!OH MY GOSH THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY EVER!!!(a *Twilicane* gets thrown towards the *fourplin*)NO GOSH PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOObommo eetz beenin en em eensahd (this is **duhstort**)Who was THAT?It’s okay, that was just **Sally**’s Blimp. The *Twicane* slightly missed us.No, there was this weird shadow which moved fast and basically walked into some cave! We should follow it, why don't we?Oh yeah, **Boing Boing Betty**, you're coming with us!(meanwhile) GUYS, I SENSE A FIGHT COMING!(a **Squareblob-4** drops in...)(...and a **Zappour** teleports in)*Now THAT'S unfair! Two strong enemies?!*(*hisses* at the heroes)I will destroy you and steal your items!BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE!!!**Bitterie**! That’s not your cue!(the *Twilicane* falls onto **Sally**’s head)I don't know what to make out of that...(recovered by **"Cadenza"**) We’re from the blimp!Yeah, the one that burned down!I don’t know what you just said, but was the weapon...**5ivefinger**: ...this?(immediately grabs the *Twilicane* and destabilizes it into nothing)OH SHOOT, THEY ARE ASKING FOR A FIGHT!YESSSSSSSSSS*O-O-O, Olde Tokyo...*Is it just me, or does that sound familiar...
### ***Wave 5ifty-8ight**: Sally is Silly*

***Wave 5ifty-8ight**!!!**IT'S CLICKBAIT!* Oh yeah, no, I'm not in this wave.DUDE, HOW IS IT CLICKBAIT?! (FIGHTER ONE)You know, I have the highest level/mastery in my team. (FIGHTER TWO)Oh, how pathetic. One of the **Mane 6** battling against me?Just to be snarky obvious with you: just because you have a high level does NOT mean you are the strongest. Misconceptions, I see!Unhhhhhhh... (FIGHTER THREE)I FORGOT ABOUT MY DECK! I guess twenty star points? Whatever.First thing's first, punch that **Squareblob-4** in the face! *With a magma gauntlet that does lotsa damage!*(-60/40)Well, that sucked. I was gonna create a *clone* of that **Squareblob-4**.Shush.(**RD** uses *Sonic Rain-Nuke*)(for some whatever gosh darn reason, **"Cadenza"** absorbed **99%** of its energy and it blasted back into **RR**)(-865/125)Isn’t that exciting?THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! (uses *Muffin* on **RR**)(instantly revived) (125/125)WHA- THAT ATTACK WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY YOU!!!*THAT ATTACK WAS EXTREMELY CHEAP! THAT WAS TOO OP! I GUESS I'LL GIVE YOU KARMA NEXT TURN!*Also, *YOU ARE NOT **CADENZA**! YOU ARE **[censored]**!*Who is that “**[censored]**” you were talking about?Ask **Blitzy** after it's over. Now come at me.(uses *Unstable Electric* on **RD**)(successfully *dodges* the attack)Well, that was useless. (uses *The Only Move* on **RD**)(120/170)(uses *Aftertaste* on **Derpy**)(30/40)(uses *Love Drainage* on **RR**)(105/125)I'm not gonna do anything.*I hate targeting!**But whatever!* (punches **[censored]** in the face with a magma gauntlet)Who is that “**[censored]**” you speak about?I've got a better question: why is your name in quotation marks, and why, when I search up "**Cadenza** *MLP*" on **Google**, not get you?Because you, mere boy, cannot reveal my true name.I'm gonna use my *weakness detector* next turn sucker.Well that settles it. **"Cadenza"**, you’re out.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (leaves the battlefield)Now I can attack! (*flies into* **Bitterie**)(-49/50)(uses *Raincloud* on **Zappour**)(0/40)(97/125)(2/40)(112/170)Welp, I’m the only one left. (uses *The Only Move* on **RR**)(47/125)(passes)That wasn't hardcore as I expected. (*punches* **Sally** in the face with a *magma gauntlet*)(-50/200)Oh crap... (gets *thrown into the air* by **RD**) (0/50)
### ***Cutscene 2wenty-5ive**: Plan Ridículo de "Cadenza"*

I have arrived at your pitiful airship.Wrong place, **"Cadenza"**! They're at the ***Block-Candy Mines*** and I'm guarding this airship!(meanwhile at the ***Block-Candy Mines***) Okay... someone's gotta be here...**Cuatro**, search left and right...Okay, seeing that this is ***Sector 2C***...Fwoosh?We need to get out digging equipment.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (somehow lands on top of **Starch-Lord**)*So WHAT are we going to do?*Well, dig deep down and hope we find that weird thing! Give them some sort of bounty of killing the Random Squad!*fweesh???*I think the **Shroominions** have multiplied...(hours later): We're here in some-*OO'S DERE?*I’m **El Fantasma de la Pregunta Cuatro**.And I’m-(**Bitterie** falls onto **Sally**)(also falls from the sky) What just happened?Wait, where’s **"Cadenza"**?SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS THE WRONG BLIMP?(flying nearby) *Yeah, I think.*NO, let me do the talking! This IS **Cuatro'**s blimp but they're currently doing some work at the ***Block-Candy Mines***. I'm here GUARDING THE AIRSHIP.Well, that explains it.*¿¿¿BUT WHERE ARE **SALLY**, **BITTERIE**, AND **KAYKAYKAY**???*AAAA STOP IT YOU’RE GONNA MAKE MY EARS POPPAH!***V0IC3**. Reporting in for **Sally** and **Bitterie**...***Chuckshare**: I'd like to see **Bitterie** and **Sally**, **Starch-Lord**!***V0IC3** turning off. Thanks for listening.*I’M OVER HERE!YOU’RE UNDER THERE!My hands won’t taste unlike clownfish.Hold up! (slaps *four masks* onto **Bitterie** and **Sally**)What's- (they transform... into...)(...well I'll leave you up to guesses)So, can you explain what's going on?Well, we're at the ***Block-Candy Mines***, trying to find the dude which ran in there. I'm GUESSING they're already done.I don’t see anything that resembles any of the heroes.*...hello.*Just in time! Anyhoo, I've gotten some of ***Edgy Sqedgy'**s DNA*, which I actually extracted from him before the series of events happened even. Lemme tell you, I actually wanted to inject this to all my **Chucks**, but... it's worth injecting **100,000,000** gallons of ***Edgy Sqedgy** DNA* into you!Oh yeah, there's a gigantic spike pit in the *Bushy Shrine*. We should probably ambush them and make them fall into the spike pit.Yeah, that makes sense.But that's **Chuckshare'**s lie, isn't it?No. Trust me, I've actually extracted a ton of *DNA* from him. He seems to have infinite *DNA*. (inserts the **100,000,000** gallons of ***Edgy Sqedgy'**s DNA* into **"Cadenza"**)*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*(soon, she gets **EDGY SQEDGY'**S POWERS!)*YES. THIS HAS GIVEN ME MORE POWER THAN **CELESTIA LUDENBERG**!*You mean **Princess Celestia**.I DON'T CARE!!!!!!Now, ASSAULT **DUHSTORT**!bo no (**DUHSTORT**)OKAY DOKAY!Will do, **Chuckshare**!*bo no* (this is **Duhstort**)(suddenly **Duhstort** gets grab by a mysterious hand made out of bubblegum as he gets escorted out)WHAT- Whatever. Just... here's the plan.**"Cadenza"**, you steal **Boing Boing Betty'**s identity. Run up to the **Random Squad** and tell them that you know someone who can stop **Cuatro**. Lead them the way to something terrifying known as...**Chuckshare**: **HOT RODERICK**.**իסт Րσdعяㅣくκ?** Եнαէ иÅm已 ֆہსηdა ΓმмוLاάя...Let's go with the plan. Come on.YeS, mAsTeR **cHuCkShArE**...I'm going to attack on ***Wave 60xty***.
### ***Wave 5ifty-9ine**: Four is Death*

***Wave 5ifty-9ine**, you're gonna have a worse time than an **Undertale** player.*Oh gosh, they’re max level...Welp, no point in not trying. (ԲㅣցΗعדЯ ロიe)And we ARE BACK! But first let me put this on.(**Ron** puts it on)So let me get this straight. You're fighter two?YEET! (FIGHTER TWO)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ononononononononono**SHUT IT!**I'll do this! (FIGHTER THREE)(BACKUP FIGHTER)(155/155)(125/125)(170/170)(1976/1976)(672/672)Only one thing can be done... (uses *Ball of Gas*)(977/1976)(448/672)Well, I guess I'm gonna have to do something! Should be able to chop down the enemy's levels to something more... reasonable...(brings out an *atomic bomb*) This might kill you enemies a little! (*kicks* **Blitzy** and **Rainbow Dash** into space as he brings out another *atomic bomb* and *light the fuse* and jumps high into outer space)*Congratulations! You've gotten the **Needless Violence Award**!*(976/1976)(447/672)Do you know where we're supposed to be?I don't know, but that's enough for a *Double Rainboom*!(and she does just that)(488/1976)(224/672)(uses *Door Shield*)(uses *Unstable Electric* on **Reanimated Ron**)(-547/125)(311/672)**HOW COME MY *NUCLEAR BOMBS* DON'T KILL THEM AND HOW COME I GOT TARGETED??? NEEDLESS TARGETING!!!***Because of **Needless Violence**! Here, have some* Mondo Butter*.*(145/155)(-547/125)(70/170)(488/1976)(40/40)(40/40)(40/40)(40/40)(311/672)How am I supposed to get down from here?(meanwhile) We got a dilemma with the **Random Squad**. Lemme launch 'em UP! (**Starch-Lord** presses a button)(meanwhile again, the enemies get launched up into outer space)(*zaps* the **Squareblobs**)(-12/1976)(-460/40)(-460/40)(-460/40)(-460/40)(536/672)*Have we forgot about back-ups, anyone?*Oh, yeah.I'm not in the battlefield, so I can't attack.(can't do anything because it's frozen in space) (311/672)(145/155)(95/95)(away from battlefield) (70/170)(-12/1976)(-460/40)(-460/40)(-460/40)(-460/40)(311/672)I'm going down now. (literally starts falling towards the battlefield)(all enemies start falling down)Why do I hear a whistling bomb noise?(the noises are coming from someone)*Let's go.* (is it his turn even? if so, *katana execution*)
### ***Cutscene 2wenty-6ix**: We're Going on a Trip*

Insert ***Little Neinstein*** nonsense here.Remember the plan, guys! Don't derail from it! We're gonna lure the **Random Squad** to **Hot Roderick** for them to die in the heat!YEAH! WE ARE!(suddenly there's a bunch of *explosions* going on) OH GOSH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!(meanwhile, it turns out **KoES** is doing this) I'M RAINING DOWN SCREENSHOTS OF THE ENDING OF THE ULTIMATE PRIZE TO KILL RON!(ron lands back and notices it) **SOTP KILLING ME PLEASE!!!**I WILL SAVE MY GOLDEN PASSAGE CARVED INTO THE GRAVE! YOU THOUGHT ALL TOO WELL! JUST TO GET YOUR FILL, BUT WHERE'S THE THRILL?! IN BINDING MY HEART IN CHAINS! ***I WILL NOT BE MOVED!*****YOU'RE ALL BROKEN FOOLS!** ***I WILL NOT BE MOVED!****Great, a new rival? I'll help you!****Bubbly G.** joined your team!**Also, **Duhstort'**s back.*Well, how you doin'? I'm **Bubbly G.**!And remember, when you're feeling down...Happiness comes in *bubblegum*!(eats the *bubblegum*)Hey, YOU SOOTHED ME!AND I HATE THESE! (punches one of the oncoming screenshots into a cliff. the screenshot explodes)*Well we've got explosive stuff!*Well, at least......not there. That battleground isn't being struck by emotional trash.This cutscene is brought to you by **Facepalm Luke**.(pushes **Facepalm Luke** aside and throws him into a trash can)*Except there was no trash can.*آ have restricted your violence, **REANIMATED ROЙ**!Hey! Wait! Doesn't *Mondo Butter* originate from a really violent game, (name censored due to weird purposes)?Let's just begin... I'm waiting for a battle!You’re going to die.(meanwhile, **KoES** is watching all of this)**THEY'RE ALL BROKEN FOOLS!*****I WILL NOT BE MOVED!*** (leaves and jumps into ***Sector 2C***)
### ***Wave 60xty**: Butterfly in the Sky*

*I could go twice as high! Take a look, beyond mistook, **Wave 60xty**!* It's like ***Wave 2wenty-5ive***, but with more frogs and fewer **Bloons**!*Obviously, me!* (FIGHTER 1)If I must... (FIGHTER TWO)Muffins... (FIGHTER THREE)You’re going to die, I know it.*Bring it!*
#### ***Round 60-1**: Frog Wild III*

(115/115)(170/170)(65/65)**A~J**: (35/35)(uses *Gum Slap*)(-45/35)What the heck, man? (30/30)**A, B**: (10/10)Let’s give them everything we’ve got! (runs over all the **G.I.F.s**)What!? NO!**A~T**: (10/10)**A~J**: (30/30)(zaps half of the **Squareblobs**)**A~J**: (-40/10)**K~T**: (10/10)Also, did I hear someone call me a male?(**PMKs A~I** use *Air Blast* on **Blitzy**)DARN! (125/170)(**PMK J** uses *Re-inflation* **[CHARGE 1/2]**)(**Squareblobs O, Q, and S** use *Blah* on **Bubbly G.**)(67/115)(**Squareblobs K, M, and R** use *Sucker* on **Derpy**)(35/65)(**Squareblobs L, N, P, and T** use *Singsong*)(67/115)(125/170)(35/65)**A~J**: (30/30)**K~T**: (10/10)(uses *bubblegum bomb*)
#### ***Round 60-2**: Revenge*

(67/115)(125/170)(35/65)(1000/1000)I guess I have to do this... (*scratches* **Birdïe**)Will you cut it out, man? (905/1000)(uses *Muffin of Healing* on **Blitzy**)(155/170)(uses *Bonuce* (yes, he actually calls it that) on **Derpy**)(10/65)(67/115)(125/170)(10/65)(905/1000)(*bubblegum bomb*)You know those shockwaves aren't enough to kill me, right? (895/1000)I guess I have to do this... (*scratches* **Birdïe**)(800/1000)(uses *Muffin of Healing* on herself) (65/65)(uses *Bonuce* on **Blitzy**)(100/170)(67/115)(100/170)(65/65)(800/1000)(*bubblegum slap*)(705/1000)(*scratches* **Birdïe**)(610/1000)(uses *Raincloud*)(605/1000)(uses *Air Blast* on **Blitzy**)(50/170)(600/1000)(67/115)(50/170)(65/65)(600/1000)(*bubblegum hand*)(575/1000)(*scratches* **Birdïe**, as always)(480/1000)(uses *Muffin* on **Blitzy**)(80/170)(uses *Bonuce* on **Bubbly G.**)(42/115)(42/115)(80/170)(65/65)(480/1000)(*bubblegum slap*)(455/1000)(*scratches* **Birdïe**)(360/1000)(uses *Raincloud*)(355/1000)(uses *Air Blast* on **Blitzy**)(30/170)(42/115)(30/170)(65/65)(355/1000)Well... (eats a *props berry*)(uses *Props to You!*)(195/1000)(*scratch*)(100/1000)(uses *MUFFIN RAIN*)(72/115)(90/170)(uses *Bonuce* on **Derpy**)(35/60)(72/115)(90/170)(35/60)(100/1000)(*Props to You!*)(-60/1000) I’m going now.(becomes **Normal Guma**) That was a jam.
### ***Cutscene 2wenty-7even**: After-Math*

So... that's it for this sector!**Well, that was an absolute blast.**Yeah! But...*I think we've gotta fly over a spike pit in the Bushy Shrine... that's... uhh...*...***Sector 2B***... apparently our map tells us that ***Sector 2B*** takes place at the **Bushy Shrine**......uh, yeah, we might be ***Numberjack-Attacked***.**HEY GUYS! MAYBE I CAN SCOUT!****AND THEN WE PARTY!***SHADDUP AS WE TRY AND FIGURE OUT OUR-*(ahem) I mean... shut up while we try and figure out our plans while you SCOUT guys!༼ಢ\_ಢ༽Sorry... was I a bit too harsh?Yes, yes you are.(literally *burns down* the four)(MEANWHILE) How much cutscenes have we appeared in?I'm guessing... like, all of them? Whatever. They signed the contract.Cuatro, anyhoo, they're going to the **Bushy Shrine**. Don't forget about the **Four Balloons**, because they're needed to make grounded units fly over the literally-10-miles-long spike pit!**Don't say we get wasted after 10 miles!** (2 miles = 1 wave)To get real accurate... yeah, that's when you're wasted.（♯▼皿▼）(the **Wildbeatsies** soon gather up...)(...and become a **Wilderbeatsie**)Darn. **Wilderbeatsies** can't be used for *Four Masks*. But they sure are strong.Yes, yes they are.**HEY! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY PLANS?!**No, not really.I have a plan.Hey... wait... **Chuckshare**... you're already doing a plan?(comes out of the redesign room) Yeah, but I can take spares! Anyways, what's your spare plan?Hold up... **Starch-Lord**, let me hear from that **Four'**s plan, and we might make it a backup. In the meantime...*Artificial elements, anyone?*What do you even mean?Mashing up two elements together.Here, just... it's simple. (grabs a Pyro element and a Polar element, mashes it together, and gets a Temperature element)Algorithm doesn't change. Smashing Polar onto Pyro is the same as smashing Pyro onto Polar.
### ***Recruition 5ive**: Return of the Third Recruition*

*It's recruiting time, recruiting time, who's gonna go, who isn't gonna go? Recruiting time, recruiting time, I wanna watch this, so let's go!*And me!Dude, look, you TECHNICALLY picked 80% of the characters last recruition.So... can I be real chief here?Nah. Also, **Monomi** wasn't a choice in ***Recruition 3hree***.Yeah! Do you need a refresher in memory?*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the twenty-ninth fourth wall back together again.*So I don't get a comeback and you just picked all the recruits this time?*Dude, you overreacted to a small error.**I need a comeuppance.*It's kinda like ***Recruition 2wo***!Don't have a comeuppance. Let's just move on.Okay. ***Sector 2B*** is opening...*Let's go!*