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Ideologies

### **Information**

An ideology is a system of ideas and ideals, especially one which forms the basis of economic or political theory and policy.

### **Ideologies of Asternos**

#### **Left Winged Ideologies**

Monarcho-Socialism

Marxism-Leninism

Social Democracy

Socialism

Corporate Republic

Liberal Democracy

#### **Right Winged Ideologies**

Fascism

Capitalistic Dictatorship/Authoritarian Capitalism

Capitalism

Conservatism

Imperialism

Nationalism

Islamism

#### **Centrist Ideologies**

Democracy

Transhumanism

Elective Constitutional Monarchy

Semi-Democracy/Authoritarian Democracy

Technocracy

Republicanism

Military Junta

Authoritarianism

Fascism
Top F

**Top F** is the thirteenth episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the twenty-third episode of the series. It premiered on November 10, 2022.

## Synopsis

When McNeese discovers TikTok, he creates an account and starts posting misogynistic and offensive content as well as advice on how to become 'the perfect man', causing him to get a large male fanbase and become a millionaire.

## Plot

The episode begins at Greenhill Elementary, where McNeese sees all of his students using their phones at the start of class. McNeese curiously asks Dan to hand up his phone, which Dan does so, who thinks he's in trouble. However, instead of confiscating his phone, McNeese opens TikTok on Dan's phone, and starts scrolling through it, until Dan takes it back from him. This gives McNeese an idea, and, after driving home from school, he downloads TikTok on his phone. TBA

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## Trivia

* This episode's name, as well as McNeese's nickname on social media, the Top F, is a pun on the 'Top G', the nickname given to controversial internet personality and former kickboxer, Andrew Tate.
	+ McNeese's role in this episode also parodies Andrew Tate's rise to fame on social media, as well as his rich lifestyle.
Noah Long

**Noah Elijah Long** (born March 10, 1970) is an American animator, producer, cartoonist, voice actor, writer, director, actor, VidSpace & YouTube personality, and screenwriter known for creating shows like Noah's TV Show, Dumb Teacher, and its three spinoffs, Dumb Teacher In Canada, Dumb Teacher... At Home!, and Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened. He also voices most of the male characters in Dumb Teacher, while some are voiced by Erick Bennett.
Peugeot

**Peugeot** is a French brand of automobiles owned by Stellantis. Founded in 1810, Peugeot is one of the oldest automobile manufacturers in the world, availabile i n dealerships worldwide, excluding the United States, Canada, and North Korea.

Mr. McNeese's Irish brother, Nolan, owns a Peugeot 1007 in the episode, "Mr. McNeese Connects With His Roots", which he uses as his main mode of road transport, and to carry the McNeese Manor's inhabitants' groceries. The scene where McNeese and Nolan bop their heads to "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel in his 1007 became a meme in 2020.

Logan's father, Michael's apartment, features posters of cars manufactured by different brands not sold in the US, including Peugeot, particularly a Peugeot 908, which Michael points out and says that, "innovative cars like Peugeot cannot be found in [the] country", in the episode, "Michael Turner: The Father of Logan".
私たちの愚かな先生

**私たちの愚かな先生** (Watashitachi no orokana sensei; English: **Our Stupid Teacher**) is the Japanese dub of Dumb Teacher. In Japan, the dub aired on WOWOW from 2006 to 2010, but later aired on Fox from 2010 to 2011. In El Kadsre, the dub aired on El TV Kadsre Japanese. In both countries, reruns of the series are shown on Disney+.

## Cast

* Hotaru Yoshida as Mr. McNeese
* Fumiko Ishikawa as Cheryl Evans, Dan Evans, Emma Miller
* Chiyo Okamoto as Logan Turner, Susan Turner
* Kenji Shimada as James Jones
* Osamu Masaki as Abe Coleman, Tom Coleman
* Nobuko Noguchi as Choki Takahashi
* Mei Tamura as Ashley Johnson
* Takumi Hayashi as Duncan Lewis

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Choki Goes Vegan/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened Season 2 episode, *Choki Goes Vegan.*

## Choki's Cholesterol Is Through The Roof

*(The episode begins with a 3-second shot of the Dawson Family Clinic before cutting to the clinic's waiting room inside, where Choki can be seen playing on his phone. After 4 seconds, a doctor comes out of the door)*

* **Doctor**: Appointment for Choki Takahashi?
* **Choki**: *(stops playing on phone and puts it away)* That's me.

*(Choki walks to the door and enters the hallway with the doctor as he closes the door behind them both. The scene cuts to a room, where Choki can be seen sitting on a clinic bed with his doctor standing next to him)*

* **Doctor**: Alright, Mr. Takahashi, your yearly check-up has been complete. Here are the results.

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* **Choki**: Oh, man. My cholesterol's through the roof and my arteries are nearly clogged! I gotta get my mind off of this. Maybe I'll think about the Friends intro, that always gets people in a good mood.

*(The camera zooms in to Choki's head, where the intro to Joey can be seen playing for 13 seconds before the camera zooms back out to Choki's head, where he is disappointed)*

* **Choki**: Damn it, I thought about the Joey intro instead.

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The Curious Date of Fred McNeese

**The Curious Date of Fred McNeese** is the tenth episode of Season 5 of Dumb Teacher and the sixty-fourth episode of the series. It originally aired on November 21, 2009.

## Synopsis

Mr. McNeese narrates a story back in 1995 when he shared a forbidden relationship with his girlfriend, Martha Bertrand, who have a lot of things in common with each other, including their behaviors.

## Plot

The episode opens at Greenhill Elementary and takes place on Valentine's Day, where McNeese's students can be seen planning what they're going to do with their dates after school. McNeese then enters the classroom crying, and when the students ask him what's wrong, he tells them that today is the anniversary of the day he was separated from his old high school girlfriend, which shocks the class. He then reveals that Valentine's Day has been his least favorite day for 14 years. McNeese's students ask him about his girlfriend and what she was like. McNeese then decides to tell them a story about his and Martha's secret relationship.

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At the end, McNeese finishes his story, then calls the World Radio Station headquarters to play the Horst-Wessel-Lied, the co-official national anthem of Nazi Germany, in memory of his long-lost girlfriend. Throughout the rest of the episode, the song plays as people of Greenhill become disgusted and offended while listening to it. Near the end of the song, the station is heard playing in Alcatraz, where Martha is imprisoned. She hears the song, then looks out the window saying, "McNeese... I will come back, and we will be reunited one day!"

## Trivia

* The episode name is a reference to the 1922 short story and the 2008 film, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button".
* This episode marks the first appearance of McNeese's girlfriend, Martha.

## Gallery

*See The Curious Date of Fred McNeese/Gallery*

## Transcript

*See The Curious Date of Fred McNeese/Transcript*
Five Nights at McNeese's

**Five Nights at McNeese's** is a *Dumb Teacher* online game available on the Dumb Teacher website. The game is a parody of the hit indie horror game series, Five Nights at Freddy's developed by Scott Cawthon. The game was released on August 8th, 2015 in honor of the release of the first game in the FNAF series.

## Synopsis

> *From the official Dumb Teacher website:*
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In this non-canon parody of FNAF, developed by Noah Long himself, with the help of one of his buddies, Mr. McNeese has successfully moved to Harrison, Arkansas and has opened up a locally-successful family restaurant based around his old life in Greenhill, featuring animatronic recreations of your favorite Dumb Teacher characters! However, this is no ordinary parody, this game is ***SCARY*** like a Klansmen uniform. You'll have to face up to five nights, yes, *five*. *Nights*. At McNeese's restaurant dealing with animatronic-ized versions of his students, but...since this is a parody of Five Night's at Freddy's, *and* you've probably played it. You might know what to do, but if not...: Use your mouse for the menu screen and a couple of other things, including the camera. Use the D and L buttons on your keyboard for, obvs, the **D**oor and **L**ight. Try not to get jumped, though. Good luck!

## Gameplay

The player takes control of a night guard at McNeese's restaurant using their doors and lights to fend off the animatronics. The animatronics listed are: Kad-Loving Dan, Ludacris Logan, Fatboy Jim James Jones, Negro Tom, *and* Jappy Ching Chang Choki. Drew Sanderson, who was working at the restaurant for a week, only to stop after his car got fixed and complained about the, "conditions" at the restaurant, provides phone calls for all five nights. Should the player fail to fend off the animatronics, they get jumpscared by them and lose the game, resulting in a game over.
Logan Turner

**Logan Turner** is a major character in Dumb Teacher, voiced by Noah Long. He is one of the students in Greenhill Elementary and one of Mr. McNeese's students. He is also one of Dan Evans's best friends.

## Appearance

Logan is a short stick figure with blonde hair. He has a very simple design, as with the other characters in Dumb Teacher.

## Personality

Logan is shown to be a nerdy kid, as he is a huge fan of anime, animated films, action movies, web animators like Vivziepop (beginning in DTIC), Doctor Who, its spin-off Torchwood, and Happy Tree Friends, so much that he even owns decals of the Happy Tree Friends in his room along with some Doctor Who and anime merchandise. Despite his nerdiness, he is still sociable, as he is friends with Dan, James, Tom and Choki, and he's not afraid to strike up a conversation. For a long time, Logan had secretly hated El Kadsre, his best friend, Dan's favorite country he obsesses over, and his obsession with it, and kept it a secret from Dan until Living In His Late 1940s, when he angrily revealed it to him upon being overwhelmed by the mass El Kadsre stuff all around him, even ending their friendship. However, thanks to his guardian angel, who showed him what the world would be like without El Kadsre, which was a 1960s-like hell, Logan realized how important El Kadsre was in history and apologized to Dan, restoring their friendship.

## Trivia

* Him, along with Dan, James, Tom and Choki, are known to be big fans of the American programming block, Toonami.
* In the Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened Season 1 episode, "thisdumbteacherepisodedoesnotexist.com", he is revealed to be president of an online Doctor Who fanclub based in Greenhill.
* Logan inherited his geekiness from his father, Michael, who was also a geek like him. This is an allusion to the fact that various interests tend to come from genetics.
Noah's TV Show

**Noah's TV Show** is an American animated sitcom created by Noah Long for ABC. It revolves around the Harrises, a family who live in the fictional city of Calidi, Arizona.

The show was referenced in Dumb Teacher a few times, as Long began work on the show in 2003, two years before Dumb Teacher aired.
Thisdumbteacherepisodedoesnotexist.com

**thisdumbteacherepisodedoesnotexist.com** is the fifth episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the fifth episode of the series. It originally premiered on July 10, 2021.

## Synopsis

When Dan and his friends discover the horror of thispersondoesnotexist.com, they set out to stop the twisted, monster-generating, face-stealing AIs behind the website.

## Plot

The episode opens with an intro parodying the famous, "Finnish Show About Politics" meme, then cuts to Dan's house where Dan is seen watching a news report discussing the brand-new A.I.-controlled websites that randomly generate pictures of various items like cars, homes, places for rent, and human faces. The reporter warns the viewers to use the website, thispersondoesnotexist.com at their own risk. Dan intially doesn't believe the report and decides to record an online video about him using the website. Dan intially doesn't see anything wtong with the site and has fun with it for 30 minutes. However, he notices his camera was taking a photo, but shrugs it off, thinking it was an accident he made. However, upon reloading the site again, he is shocked to find his exact face on the site with a distorted hand right by him. When his dad knocks on the door, Dan creates a diversion by pretending to look up kadsreanime GIFs online. His dad shrugs it off, and Dan, shocked by the photo, decides to print it and examine how the website actually got his face.

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## Trivia

* The song played in the Hyvät Herrat/Finnish Show About Politics-themed intro is a YouTube rip of YouTuber, Markify's video, "Hyvät Herrat (A.K.A. Bowling Alley Screens When You Get a Strike) Extended Interpretation".
* The song that plays during Dan's YouTube/VidSpace channel's intro is "Feel Right Now" by Parx feat. Nonô.
* This episode's name is a reference to the face-generating website, thispersondoesnotexist.com, which the episode also pokes fun at.
	+ In fact, many of the faces seen in the episode were actually taken from the same website.

## Gallery

Main article: *thisdumbteacherepisodedoesnotexist.com/Gallery*

## Transcript

Main article: *thisdumbteacherepisodedoesnotexist.com/Transcript*
NFT Arc Finale Teaser

**NFT Arc Finale Teaser** is a short video created by Noah Long, which was uploaded onto his YouTube and VidSpace accounts on March 31, 2022. The video parodies the teaser for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, and is also a teaser for the upcoming conclusion of the short NFT arc in Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened.

## Description

Well, while we hate to parody an awesome teaser for a crappy Schwarzenegger film, we would like to let all you Longers know that, as a pre-April Fools surprise, we would like to announce that the NFT arc will conclude with a double length finale that will determine the fate of Dan and Logan's NFT-selling careers and Cheryl's wager with Dan to be an Elkadsreophile. By the time this video was released, the episode hasn't begun production, obviously because I make my animated episodes so fast, thank you cheap animation, but it will come out at the end of April, just about 8 days after The Bad Guys comes out, which I'll be seeing with my main man, Bennett, cause we're frickin' suckers for animated flicks. For now, enjoy this T3-inspired teaser!

## Video

The video parodies the teaser trailer for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, and begins with the Dumb Teacher logo zooming out on a white background. After a black text saying, "presents..." appears, the background turns black, the logo turns silver and later melts into liquid metal, where its droplets then drop down to the ground into puddles. The puddles then form together and begin to form the word, "NFT", with each of the letters connected to each other. A blue laser then cuts the Dumb Teacher logo on the upper right of the text. After a while, the laser trace explodes into pieces, leaving a cut of the Dumb Teacher logo in its place. Text then appears below the word saying, "NFT ARC FINALE", along with red text that says, "APRIL 30". After a few seconds, the camera then zooms past the logo. White text then appears saying, "GET READY, LONGERS!"

## Trivia

* The video parodies the teaser trailer for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
	+ In fact, the entire theme throughout the video derivates from the teaser itself.
Fielded Trip

**Fielded Trip** is the fourth episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher and the fourth episode of the series. It originally aired on August 9, 2005.

## Synopsis

McNeese takes his class on a field trip to a Neo-Confederate base, where he tries to falsely teach them about white power. Fortunately, Dan and his friends are there to save the day.
The Count of Mark DeCarlo

**The Count of Mark DeCarlo** is the fifth episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the fourteenth episode of the series. It originally premiered on February 26, 2022.

## Synopsis

While attending an NFT convention at the Convention Tower & Hotel in Villamonte, Raland from the last episode, Dan and Logan accidentally moon Mark DeCarlo, otherwise known as the great Hugh Neutron, which results in a massive chase around Villamonte between the young NFT salesmen and the one true Hugh. Meanwhile, Cheryl spends an entire week in Capulco and begins to see why Dan likes visiting the city next to El Kadsre City with the help of a tourist guide.

## Plot

The episode begins at the Convention Tower & Hotel in Raland from the last episode, where Dan and Logan are seen wearing Doge furry suits. They then meet up with three other NFT storerunners, who praise them for their Doge suits since there's a cryptocurrency called Dogecoin, though Logan remarks that their wearing furry suits for two "animated furry" movies coming out, Turning Red and The Bad Guys. As they go up the elevator, the three crypto salesmen, Reggie, Clark and Kurtis, all members of an NFT collective called The Crypto Perverts, show them a brochure for a "normie" convention on the 18th floor, and tell them that they plan on mooning the normies when the shaft arrives at their floor. On the 18th floor, a Jimmy Neutron fan convention is going with guest appearance by the voice of Hugh Neutron, Mark DeCarlo (who talks in the tone of Hugh's voice), is being held. As the crypto salesmen approach the 18th floor, where the convention is a Jimmy Neutron fan convention, they all begin to pull their invisible pants down and begin to moon everyone on the 18th floor, including DeCarlo, though Dan and Logan fail to notice this. DeCarlo, offended by the mooning, vows to seek revenge on the ones who mooned him.

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## Trivia

* The episode's title is a reference to the 1844 novel, The Count of Monte Cristo.
* Throughout the episode, Mark DeCarlo's voice is in the same tone as Hugh Neutron from Jimmy Neutron.
* Dan and Logan mention the then-upcoming Pixar movie Turning Red and upcoming film, The Bad Guys when they explain their reason for wearing furry suits designed like the famous Doge meme.
* The song that plays during the montage of Cheryl enjoying Capulco, El Kadsre with Adam Parcheeny is "I Wanna B With U (Mousse T's Old School Remix)" by Fun Factory.
* The scene with DeCarlo as "Cool Hugh" singing "Boys That Sell NFTs" at a diner in downtown Villamonte is an homage to the Jimmy Neutron episode, "Make Room For Daddy-O".
	+ The opening quote: ""In case you hadn't noticed, this is the Hugh Neutron show, not the 'Help Me, Dad, It's Jimmy' show!"" also derivates from the same episode.

## Transcript

*See The Count of Mark DeCarlo/Transcript*
Леопардовая

Леопардовая - некрупная кошечка. У нее густая, длинная шерсть, такие же длинные лапы, чуть раскосые глаза. Лапы, кроме того что длинные, еще и широкие, с длинными, острыми когтями. На шерсти имеются темно-бурые пятнышки-розетки. Она похожа на леопарда, из-за чего ей и дали такое имя.

## Характер

Это резкая кошка с быстро меняющимся характером. Но с Тенелапом она чаще всего ласкова и добра, как подруга. Кошка смелая и решительная. Она не умеет долго сдерживать эмоции.
Dan's Wet Dreams

**Dan's Wet Dreams** is the sixth episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the sixth episode of the series. It originally premiered on July 17, 2021.

## Synopsis

When Dan accidentally walks in on his mother taking a shower one morning, he becomes sexually attracted to her, and as a result, he starts having wet dreams about her. Can he get over his crush on her without getting any help? In the meantime afterwards, Dan and his friends binge-watch every Traveller movie and Transformation Academy episode in his private home theater.

## Plot

The episode begins in Dan's bathroom, where he is seen playing TBA on his RealStation 5. TBA

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After explaining what's going on with Dan and Cheryl, Choki and Logan suggest going out of Greenhill for the weekend. Dan decides to show his friends his new home theater in his closet, which he updated to be a portal to different rooms. His home theater also runs in normal time inside while time flies fast for them outside, an example being that 2 hours would be one hour. Entering the theater, Dan announces that they will be watching all three Traveller movies and every episode of Transformation Academy, including its five prequel films. They start their marathon by watching The Traveller first.

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## Trivia

* In the subplot involving Dan and his friends watching every Traveller movie and Transformation Academy episode, including the three prequel films, actual audio clips from the movies and shows can be heard, though no visual footage of the film or anime is seen.
* One scene of the episode where Dan and his friends talk about how "garish" Transformation Academy creators, Hideto Aramaki and Steven Arisawa have gotten ever since Transformation Academy ended while watching an episode of the anime became a meme in September, where whenever Dan and his friends talk about how garish Aramaki and Arisawa have gotten, the word, "garish" is bass boosted. In some meme edits, the word garish is overlapped with a scene from Megamind where Roxanne explains how garish Megamind's flamethrowers are.
	+ Noah Long even poked fun at the meme through his online video, "G A R I S H W A V E", which he used as a promotion for the trailer of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened Season 2.

## Transcript

*Main article: Dan's Wet Dreams/Transcript*
70 Episodes, 70 Stars, 22 Minutes

**70 Episodes, 70 Stars, 22 Minutes** is the fifth episode of Season 6 of Dumb Teacher and the seventieth episode of the series. It originally aired on December 16, 2010. It is also the season finale of Season 6.

## Synopsis

When a mysterious villain hypnotizes 69 celebrities into committing serious crimes, it's up to Dan and his friends to save them and stop the evil mastermind behind their hypnotizations.

## Plot

The episode begins with an intro parodying the 1973 Doctor Who title sequence before the episode starts with Dan watching *The Last of the Kleinser Family* at home. Suddenly, a GHTV News broadcast interrupts his programming, where a news reporter announces that Ryan Reynolds, Kenan Thompson & Kel Mitchell are attacking the McDonald's headquarters in Illinois, and is actually happening, no matter how silly it sounds. Dan decides that he has to do something about it and calls his friends, who all saw the report on TV. Later,

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## Trivia

* This episode is well known for breaking the world record of several guest celebrities in one animated series. The episode then appeared in the 2011 edition of the Guinness World Records book.
* Hypnotized Kel's line, "Who loves orange soda... and blood all around?", is a reference to Kel's famous orange soda line from the 1996 Nickelodeon series, Kenan & Kel.
* This episode aired one year before Sherbetian politician Joe Mama, one of the 70 celebrities starring in the episode, was elected president of Sherbetia.
* Dan's line after snapping Ray Liotta out of his hypnosis, "Okay, as far back as everyone can remember you wanted to be a gangster in the movies, not in real life," is a reference to Ray Liotta's character Henry Hill in the 1990 crime drama Goodfellas.
* Despite McNeese appearing in the Doctor Who-styled intro, he doesn't actually appear in this episode.

## Gallery

*Main article: 70 Episodes, 70 Stars, 22 Minutes/Gallery*

## Transcript

*Main article: 70 Episodes, 70 Stars, 22 Minutes/Transcript*
El Danbo - Danarron

**El Danbo - Danarron** is a video created by Noah Long and Erick Bennett, which was uploaded onto Long's VidSpace and YouTube channels on October 3, 2006. The video parodies the music video for Chaccaron by El Chombo and Andy's Val Gourmet (El Mudo/Mundo), which was a popular meme song back in late 2005.

## Description

Oooooh, yeaaahh! Itsanewvideoonlineitparodieschaccaronsoyouknowguysalrightpleaseenjoyallyoulongers.

Honestly, I have no f\*\*king idea what that damn Panamanian is saying, but I frickin' love this.

## Video

The video is a parody of the music video for Chacarron by El Chombo and El Mundo, with Dan in place of Andy's Val Gourmet (El Mundo), and some of the girls being replaced by Emma, Ashley, Christina Aguilera, and three of the mothers, Cheryl, Dan's mother, Jina Coleman, Tom's mother, and Riley Jones, James' mother, which makes Dan look disgusted in some scenes featuring them only. Logan is also in place of El Chombo at the end of the video. The lyrics are changed slightly throughout the video, including the term "Chacarron", being replaced by Danarron, which is a pun on the term and Dan's name.

## Trivia

* This video parodies the music video for Chacarron by El Chombo and Andy's Val Gourmet, also known as El Mudo or El Mundo.

## Transcript

Main article: *El Danbo - Danarron/Transcript*
He Knows You Did It/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 7 episode, *He Knows You Did It*.

## The Visions

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*(Scene cuts to buffet behind church seats, on the buffet are cans of Technic and Panchi, bowls of blue Kusezi fruit, and trays of dumplings, candy food slices, and sliders, next to the trays is an empty spot with a sign on the wall saying, "El Kadsreian Marmite, DO NOT TAKE A BOTTLE OUT OF THE CHURCH OR ELSE YOU"LL FACE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES, LITERALLY!", in front of a buffet is a minister and a UPS delivery man holding a dolly with 3 boxes labeled: MARMITE EK)*

* **UPS Man**: Okay, so that's 3 boxes of El Kadsreian-imported Marmite. Just sign here. *(Minister signs paper on clipboard)* I never actually knew Vlokists liked Marmite, nor was it sold in El Kadsre. I know Marmite because I'm from England.
* **Minister**: Thanks for delivering Mikey's nation's food to us, have a pleasant day.
* **UPS Man**: You too.

*(UPS Man leaves and minister walks away)*

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The Fresh Elkadsreophile of Greenhill (song)

**The Fresh Elkadsreophile of Greenhill** is a song sung by Dan Evans in the Dumb Teacher Season 2 episode of the same name. The song is a parody of the theme song to the 1990 American sitcom, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince.

The song plays in place of the normal Dumb Teacher intro and explains how Dan became an Elkadsreophile after meeting some Bionicle fanboys.

## Lyrics

**Dan**: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me, I'll tell you how I became hooked on a country called El Kadsre.
**Dan**: In Greenhill, Michigan, born and raised, on the playground, was where I spent my 6-year old days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool and all playin' some S-ball outside of the school, when a couple of fanboys, hooked on Bionicle, showed me stuff that's cooler than a popsicle. I loved it so much and when I saw it was made in that country, I said, "I gotta know more about this country, El Kadsre".
**Dan**: I learned so much about them, day after day, and I got hooked on Technic on one of those days, then I dyed my hair blue, got a poster of Vlokozu, when I showed ma the poster she was like, "Vlokozu who?"
**Dan**: My new room, yo, this looks bad. A Toonami poster and an El Kadsre flag? Is this what rooms of Elkadsreophiles are just like? Hm...This feels more than alright.
**Dan**: I went out to the mall to see The New Chronicles, the film was so garbage, I compared it to the Bionicles. If anything, I went to the airport just by me, then I told the receptionist, "Yo homes, to El Kadsre!"
**Dan**: I left out with a view of El Kadsre City, and I was like to myself, "This trip's gonna be trippy!" I looked at the city, I was finally there!...To visit EKC, right now and right here!
BTS Is BS

**BTS Is BS** is the fourth episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the fourth episode of the series. It originally premiered on July 3, 2021. This episode features guest appearances by South Korean boy band, BTS.

## Synopsis

BTS has become the hot new thing in the United States, but McNeese, being the dumb racist man he is, abducts the group and tortures them physically, mentally, and through a smear campaign. It's up to Dan and his friends to stop him from destroying the popularity of the Bangtan Boys.

## Plot

The episode begins with Logan waking up in his room, which is now filled with BTS memorabilia to his clock-radio, which plays "Dynamite" by BTS. Logan dances along to the song from doing his daily routine, to him sitting down on the bus next to Dan, where he uses a pocket-radio. Logan then hears an announcement on the station he's listening to that BTS will be performing at the Greenhill Memorial Stadium this Saturday at 7:30 PM, which excites the entire school bus.
Theater Junkies: Dan & Friends' Film Reviews

The official logo for the web-series

**Theater Junkies: Dan & Friends' Film Reviews** is a VidSpace channel created by Noah Long, creator of Dumb Teacher. The channel features film reviews and commentaries featuring the five main characters of Dumb Teacher, Dan, Logan, James, Tom, and Choki featuring movies either released in cinema or on a streaming service. The films they review and provide commentary on are either praised or criticized. While the web-series features characters from Dumb Teacher, it is not considered a spin-off, as it is non-canon to the Dumb Teacher universe.

The first review, "The Iron Giant", premiered on May 19, 2011, two months after the final episode of the original Dumb Teacher.
Sminster

**Sminster**, formerly known as **Sanako Smith Restaurant**, is an El Kadsreian-based fast-food restaurant chain currently owned by Sminster Food Holdings. It has restaurants in over 160 countries worldwide, and is known as one of the most-famous fast food restaurants in the world.

An abandoned Sminster restaurant can be seen in Dan's neighborhood in the Season 2 episode, Segregation Part Two. A hideaway built by Dan is located under an old dumpster, which is where Dan and Logan go to try and hang out after the new Apartwo gamer-racial segregation system in Greenhill appointed by Avaline MacGuyver, who is actually Joseph Blackhater in disguise, separates the two from each other, as Dan is an RS3 gamer and Logan is an Nbox 360 gamer. However, Logan is then tracked and shot by the GHPD after two weeks of successful hiding. The restaurant probably closed in 1992, as a poster promoting toys based on Hero Factory IV: Breakout is seen on the right.

Dan is seen coming home with a bag of Sminster and a copy of School for his RS3 in the Season 4 episode, School. He is then seen upstairs in his room playing the game while eating a Smits-Burger and a container of Smits-Fries.

In the following episode, Thief, Dan is seen ordering up a meal with a big-sized Smits-Burger for his school lunch on his way to Greenhill Elementary, where he overhears two employees outside talking about the hot new game for the Nbox 360, Bling Blang, Muthafukka.

In the Season 5 episode, Gerald "Jail" Harris, as James puts a knocked-out and wasted Dan into a motel bed at the Coop Chicken Inn, Logan says that Dan became famous after starring in a 2012 Sminster commercial.
Future Ashley

**Future Ashley** is Ashley Johnson's future self seen in the Season 2 premiere episode, When Did Ashley Johnson Get So Sexy?. She stole a time machine to go back in time to kill Logan after he uploads a video of her present-day self onto YouTube. However, she later gave up the plan when she learned that boys go through the, "Sexy Yet Simple Girls Are Hot Phase" all the time, and she then convinced her younger self to not take the uploaded video seriously, which causes her future self to disappear from existence. She later appeared in the Season 5 episode, Gerald "Jail" Harris.

## Appearance

She is basically an older version of Ashley Johnson, only she has long hair, an older voice, and dark blue lipstick.

## History

Future Ashley was created when Ashley saw Logan's video on YouTube featuring her taking a shower naked. As a result, she had an intense mental breakdown, destroyed half of the classroom and stole McNeese's car, but as she was too young to drive, police cars began chasing after her, only for her to fake her death by driving the car off the bridge and swimming all the way to Canada, where she would be adopted by a Canadian Family. Five years later, she would get a job at a maple syrup factory in Hamilton, Ontario, and quit five years later after hearing about a scientist in Vancouver having finally invented a time machine, which she then steals and uses to go back in time to kill Logan before he uploads that video.

She was later seen making out with Logan at Emma's birthday party in the Season 5 episode, Gerald "Jail" Harris, before getting raped by a drunk Dan and eventually getting shot by Gerald. However, this was later revealed to be part of a dream James had before waking up.
Wide Logan Walking

**Wide Logan Walking** is the fourth video in the Dumb Teacher Meme Calamity series of videos on YouTube & VidSpace by Noah Long. The video parodies the famous Wide Putin meme. The video was uploaded on January 29, 2021.

## Description

If you thought a wide Russian president was good enough, wait until you see a wide Logan walking...as he goes through his everyday life!

## Video

The video uses original footage made by Long and consists of Logan walking down a street while "Song for Denise", the song used in the Wide Putin meme plays. Throughout the 3 minute video, Logan can be seen doing various activities, such as watching TV, playing on a dancing arcade game, going to the movies, among other activities. Near the end of the video, a normal width Dan asks Logan if he's okay.
Greenhill

Flag of Greenhill

**Greenhill, Michigan** is a fictional city in Michigan, USA, and the main location of *Dumb Teacher,* *Dumb Teacher... At Home! and Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened*. The city is located in the United States, and is the home of many of the characters in the series.

## Trivia

* Dumb Teacher In Canada is the only show in the Dumb Teacher universe that doesn't have Greenhill as its main location. Instead, the main location is Canada.
* Due to the state of Michigan’s proximity with Canada, the city is also home to some Canadian businesses, such as East Side Mario’s and Harvey’s, as shown in the Season 4 episode, O, Crapada.
* In That New Teach, according to the city's sign, it is said that Greenhill is "America's seventh most racist city", though due to how grungy the text looks, it could've been graffiti put on the sign presumably by McNeese or Duncan Lewis.
	+ This was confirmed in the Theater Junkies premiere episode, The Iron Giant, where Dan compares General Rogard scolding Mansley for an apparent false alarm about the Giant to Duncan keeping colored tourists away by spraying graffiti on the city's sign.
* The motto on the city's flag and seal, "Deus civitatem nostam custodiat", roughly translates to "God protect our city" in Latin.
Porsche Mama/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 4 episode, *Porsche Mama*.

## ~~You're Not~~ Your Mom's Getting A Porsche

*(The episode begins with a 2-second shot of Dan's house before cutting to the living room, where Dan and Logan are seen on the couch sharing a bowl of chips. The scene cuts to the THC TV, where a clip from the Happy Tree Friends episode, "Junk in the Trunk" is playing, mainly the part where Cuddles dies when he is forced through a pulley. After Cuddles' death, the scene cuts back to the couch, where Dan and Logan are seen laughing at the gore)*

* **Dan**: Honestly, this show's *definitely* not made for kids!
* **Logan**: You can say that again. I mean, how do those cute animals come back to life after the next episode? It makes absolutely *no* sense at all!
* **Dan**: Cartoons like these aren't supposed to make sense, like how getting slammed in the face by a door could kill those guys instantly.
* **Logan**: I know! I mean, remember that one episode where Handy and his friends help build- *(a car vroom and honk can be heard respectively)* Giggles a-Huh?
* **Dan**: *(turns off TV)* What was that?

*(Dan and Logan rush outside to see where the vroom and honk came from. After opening and going past the front door, the two are surprised by what they're seeing. "Ruff Ryders' Anthem" by DMX plays as the camera cuts to a panorama of a hot pink Porsche Cayenne driving to Dan's house for 10 seconds before it parks in front of the house. The driver's seat door is then opened, and out comes Cheryl, making both Dan and Logan gasp in shock in slow-mo)*

* **Logan**: *(slow-mo)* What the fuck? Your mom has a fuckin' Porsche?!
* **Dan**: *(slow-mo)* Where did she get such an expensive car?

*(Cheryl turns off the radio)*

* **Cheryl**: How's it hangin' Daniel-kins? Check out my sweet new ride.
* **Dan**: Mom, where the fuck did you get a Porsche?
* **Cheryl**: Where did I get this? I won this Cayenne dish, baby! I was one of five lucky grand prize winners on a KGHL radio contest.
* **Dan**: Wow! That's actually awesome! But, we own an SUV, what are gonna do about it now that you own a Porsche?
* **Cheryl**: Oh, we're gonna keep it as our secondary mode of transport. We'll probably use the SUV for road trips and when you have all of your friends over from now on.

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James Jones

**James Jones** is a major character in Dumb Teacher, voiced by Erick Bennett. He is one of the students of Greenhill Elementary and also one of Mr. McNeese's students. He is also one of Dan's friends.

## Appearance

James is a short stick figure with a slightly wide body and a double chin under his mouth (which proves he's overweight), and lumpy, black hair.

## Personality

James can be greedy at times, as it was once revealed that he suffers with a binge eating disorder, which led to him being overweight. He is also shown to be bossy and selfish, and is normally seen bossing other people around, apart from his friends and parents.

## Trivia

* Many Dumb Teacher fans claim that James' voice bears resemblance to Family Guy character, Chris Griffin's voice.
* He is one of the only characters in the series to have a visible chest other than a stick-figure line or visible breasts for adult/teenage female characters.
* According to an interview in 2007, Noah Long revealed that he came up with James because 'every friend group has that one fat kid'.
	+ He also revealed that James' personality was heavily inspired by Eric Cartman from South Park, another overweight TV character, despite being less mean towards his friends than Cartman.
The End

**The End** is a fictional movie in the Dumb Teacher universe made by Forlock Entertainment for the Greenhill Film Festival starring Drew Sanderson as Ronald McSullivan, a Texas-born Florida man. The movie takes place on the day After New Years' Eve 1989, where Earth has been invaded by aliens known as Lorvoxans, who feed on alien intelligence, most notably human intelligence, and Ronald, whose mind is somehow inedible for the Lorvoxans, now has to save the Earth from the invasion event he calls, "The End" (hence the film's title), defeat the Lorvoxans, and give humanity their brains back, literally.

## Trivia

* "The End" was the former name of the Dumb Teacher series finale, until Noah Long, creator of Dumb Teacher, changed it due to how obvious it sounds.
Reopening Up

**Reopening Up** is the first episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the first episode of the series. It originally premiered on June 12, 2021. It is also the series premiere of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened, and the first to air in 2021.

## Synopsis

Thanks to everyone counting on a miracle, the curve for COVID is flattening, and almost every fun place locked down by COVID is reopening up with some COVID regulations still needed. To celebrate, Dan and his friends go on a shopping and eating spree. Meanwhile, McNeese and Martha finally go out on that dinner date to Buca di Beppo they've been planning for months.

## Plot

The episode begins without the usual Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened intro, and instead features three "Previously on" scenes, which each feature scenes from The Final Finale (or McNeese's Wedding) from Dumb Teacher, We're Outta Here! Part III from Dumb Teacher In Canada, and Sick Day... At Home! from Dumb Teacher... At Home! respectively before cutting to a screen that says, "Now, on Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened". The episode finally begins with Logan in his room listening to Doctor Who audio stories and narrating along with the dialogue while mimicking the characters' voices. He then narrates off-screen that ever since him and his friends got back from Canada and COVID began, life's been downhill for everyone in Greenhill, and everyone has since become deadpan, no one even cares anymore, not even adults, as shown when Susan, Logan's mom, comes into the room and asks Logan if he's cutting online school again and listening to Doctor Who audio stories, and when Logan answers yes, her mom accepts it and leaves his room. Logan then narrates that 3 months after online school began, every student began to cut online class and do stuff out of boredom over the pandemic, and all he ever does now is listen to Doctor Who audio stories he's already heard. He also narrates that Dan does nothing but rewatch every Bionicle movie and El Kadsreian tapes of lost Doctor Who episodes, James does nothing but binge, both in food and in television, as he is seen eating a humongous bucket of popcorn whilst watching Thor, Tom does nothing but watch Michael Jackson music videos and Denzel Washington movies, and Choki does nothing but watch anime filler episodes and eat instant ramen. Logan also narrates that since then, everyone has been eating nothing but junk food without any fruits for vegetables, to everyone, even children's dissatisfaction. Logan then explains how COVID's curve's been flattening and how things are slowly turning back to normal, though he explains that it all happened the following day.

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## Trivia

* The song that plays in the opening scene is "Stal" by C418, taken from the Minecraft soundtrack.
* Despite there being a physical copy of ZooPhobia lying in Logan’s room, the comic was actually released as a webcomic rather than a physical comic.
* The Doctor Who audio drama Logan listens to in the opening scene is “City of Spires”.
* Dan, while scouring through the film dollar bin at the BI-LO in Capulco, finds a copy of his favorite anime movie, 40 Years A Teenage Vampire in the bin, which upsets him.
Crêpes et Café

**Crêpes et Café** (English: **Pancakes and Coffee**) is a Canadian comedy cover band formed in 2014 by Christophe Baudelaire and Jean DeRose in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The group gained popularity in 2016 when Dumb Teacher In Canada co-creator and French Canadian-American culture enthusiast, Stephen Galipeau discovered them during a visit to his home country and hired them to make French-language covers of real-life songs for the show, keeping in touch with its Canadian nature.
O, Crapada

**O, Crapada** is the ninth episode of Season 4 of Dumb Teacher and the forty-eight episode of the series. It originally aired on September 22, 2008.

## Synopsis

When Canadian businesses start opening in Greenhill due to Michigan's close proximity with Canada, it leads to the city becoming infested with stereotypical Canadians, who even start moving into people's homes! Things just got bad, eh?

## Plot

The episode begins at the West Block in Ottawa, where during a meeting, Peter Milliken, speaker of the House of Commons of Canada, announces to the parliament that the Canadian Government have devised a plan to let Canadian businesses expand in three US states: Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin, due to their close proximities with Canada. He reveals that the project is called 'The Canadianization of the North Central U.S.', before criticizing the government for giving the project a lousy name. The whole parliament like the idea. Later in Greenhill, after coming home from a road trip, Dan's father, Johnny finds out the family car is running low, so the Evans decide to stop at the local Esso to get gas. But when they get there, they find out the Esso has been replaced by an unknown Canadian gas station called 'Fillitup', but they shrug it off and fill up the car anyway. However, while driving back home, Dan notices billboards advertising Canadian businesses such as East Side Mario's and Harvey's, as well as more Fillitup locations. Stereotypical Canadians can also be seen roaming the streets of Greenhill, including a homeless man who stops and asks Cheryl to get him a new bottle of maple syrup. When they get home, Dan calls Logan and tells him about the situation.

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## Trivia

* The episode's title is a pun on O, Canada, the national anthem of Canada.
(Furry) Criminals of Winnipeg

**(Furry) Criminals of Winnipeg** is the third episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher In Canada and the thirteenth episode overall. It originally aired on April 14, 2017.

## Synopsis

Even after taking down the greedy Italian-Canadian mine tycoon from the previous episode, thanks to McNeese and Martha's reckless investing, the class is now low on funds yet again, so Dan and his friends turn to crime dressed as the Happy Tree Friends to provide for everyone.

## Plot

The episode begins with Dan and his friends waking up on McNeese's bus, where they discover that the pile of money they obtained last episode is now gone. It is then revealed that McNeese and Martha tried investing in Tim Hortons to get extra cash with all of their money, but they eventually failed due to Tim Hortons facing a shortage in coffee beans, enfuriating every student on the bus, who charges after McNeese and Martha, excluding Duncan, who tries beating up Dan for starting a riot against McNeese, only for him to kick him in the balls. The five then go to a park, where they scavenge for food in trash bins and think up of ways to provide for themselves and the rest of the class during their time in Canada. Logan thinks up of an idea and the five head back to the bus, where under one of the seats is a briefcase full of furry suits based around the main characters of Happy Tree Friends. Logan suggests that they dress up in the suits busking for cash. Dan, however, says that it'll take too long, and instead thinks of a better idea.

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## Gallery

*Main article: (Furry) Criminals of Winnipeg/Gallery*

## Transcript

*Main article: (Furry) Criminals of Winnipeg/Transcript*
Sev N. Ti

**Sev N. Ti**, real name **Daniel Monderbus** is the main antagonist of the Dumb Teacher Season 6 finale, 70 Episodes, 70 Stars, 22 Minutes. He was voiced by guest star, Tom Hanks, and is the seventieth guest star to appear in the episode, and the only one not to portray a Dumb Teacher version of themselves in the episode.

His alter-ego Sev N. Ti is a nod to how the episode he appears in is the seventieth episode of the series overall, and how his guest actor, Tom Hanks is the seventieth voice actor to appear in the episode.