Callister Drizzledrops/Quotes

Here is a list of quotes and catchphrases that Callister Drizzledrops has said throughout many of the show's episodes.

## Quotes

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1. "When there's a will, there's a magic way!"
2. "Cheers to a happier day!"
3. "Don't forget to make a wish!"
4. "Best wishes to you!"
5. "Thanks for everything you have done, and best wishes to you."
6. "I can grant your wishes with a sprinkle of fairy dust. So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned..."
7. "I know that magic exists because there are things that transport us to another moment in our lives. That's pure magic."
8. "Everyone has fantasies of escaping reality for a while. I can help make that happen for you. It's just the kind of imagination you need."
9. "Everyday people are surprised with fun, fast, and sometimes random acts of kindness. Using positive, motivational and inspirational quotes to help others."
10. "Do you really think they care that you want to have fun? And do you think they care that you have to drop everything in your personal life to go and do stupid work?"
11. "Oh, please. Don't listen to those people. Putting off play until your work is done creates unhappiness and low productivity. Trust me, I know."
12. "There's no point at all. You do it because you're forced to, and you have no say in it. It's just something you have to deal with, like any of your other problems that are out of your control. Humans are stupid people without a sense of purpose. We could have had all the happiness we ever wanted. Instead, we created a boring daily cycle that involves nothing but sitting behind desks, doing unnecessary work all the time. Now that's definitely not worth getting out of bed for. You could have finished all your sweet dreams without that annoying alarm clock waking you up!"
13. "Please don't arrest me. We need to evolve past everyday work. Nobody wants to spend another wonderful day doing stupid work. There are no forward thinkers leading us to a brighter future. We can do better than this, but nobody wants to because we're trapped in the governmental system. There is no way to free ourselves from the system."
14. "That's the game we all fell for. Instead of leading lives following our passions, we get stuck with this fake interpretation of living that has nothing to do with who we are. That's why everyone's unhappy and they try to find fulfillment in pointless things. The government created a stupid system. And sadly, it seems like doing work takes all day, there's no time for anymore fun things. NOTHING!"
15. "School is the place that all of us kids hate with a burning passion. Between evil bullies, bossy teachers, tests you know you will fail, having lots of work to do, stress, waking up early, or just having somewhere better to be, it's no wonder why us children hate school so much and want to avoid it."
16. "Let's sign a petition to ban homework. It's the thing every student dreads. We have all done it, we know what it is like. We go to school for an education, to learn for the real world. However, at the end of the day when it should be over, and we should go home and relax, it's not. Why? Because of homework. On average, we spend around 15% of our lives at school. With homework, that's even more. Work is for school, NOT HOME."
17. "Let's all sign a petition for the government to ban school altogether. We really hate school and we know us children would much rather be doing better things than sitting in a trash hole for 8 hours."
18. "Let's sign a petition to ban school. It's not like we'll use anything we learn from school ever again. I mean, when are we gonna use ten-plus-twenty?"
19. "Wait a minute, the rules. So that's why everyone has to do stupid boring drudgery before they can ever have any fun!"
20. "Without rules, everyone could finally do whatever they wanted when they felt like it. The world would be a much happier place and nobody will ever be miserable again. Now let's see how it works out!"
21. "Sorry, if I had one, I would tell you."
22. "Just a city trip. Sorry I was gone for so long."
23. "We're experiencing some... magical difficulties."
24. "Well, I can collect your teeth and put money under your pillows. I'll show you."
25. "I can do three of them today."
26. "It's already ten o'clock and I have rainbow pots of gold."
27. "I can make the crowd happy."
28. "Are you really sure you want all that money?"
29. "This world now belongs to us kids!"
30. "I want desserts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner too!"
31. "One wonderful world. One creative imagination. One big adventure."
32. "Chocolate is the answer, no matter what the question is."
33. "Okay... the truth is, I've always had a sweet tooth for chocolate. It's my only top-secret. I can't say no to it. No matter what chocolate makes us do, one thing is for sure. Life is always sweeter with chocolate."
34. "So let me get this straight. You want all the adults to act like little kids, and the kids will become... the biggest, most important people ever? For some reason, I don't even think that's such a good idea, but if you really want me to, then don't forget to make a wish!"
35. "The main purpose of school is to hold innocent children captive, and put them to work with a bunch of boring stuff. Teachers are the best at it."
36. "Did you know that wants are more important than needs? You can splurge all your money on whatever makes you happy when I'm around."
37. "Oh, come on guys. Whatever is most important in your life, don't do it until you have spent sufficient time watching cute baby animals on VideoTube, playing endlessly, and lounging around. Always put off studying until tomorrow, and make sure that fun things come before important things."
38. "One holiday that's often overlooked for its festive potential is... your birthday! Yes, your birthday is a national holiday. Wouldn't that be fun? You don't have to go to school, you can sleep in for as long as you want, and you can have all the cake your heart desires."
39. "I have a birthday present for you too. They're my own secret recipe of Magical Cupcakes. You just take a bite and make a wish. Don't worry, they won't hurt you. These delicious cupcakes have a variety of ingredients... sugar, spice, and everything nice, all mixed into one single dessert that features simple, yet fresh-baked flavors."
40. "How about the holiday where you give sparkly hearts to the person you love? No. The holiday with bunnies and eggs? No. The holiday where you dress up in funny costumes and eat tons of candy? No! The one where you put up trees and open presents? Yes!"

### Wish Granting

1. "Fairy, butterfly, unicorn, bunny! That's what I am, come where it's sunny."
2. "Sugar and spice, sparkles and glitter. Come on guys... don't be a quitter!"
3. "Candy, desserts, sparkles and glitter. Listen to that sound, one big chitter!"
4. "Don't worry so much. It's not that tragic. I know what to do, amazing tricks of magic!"
5. "I think I know what must be done. Let's start again by having fun!"
6. "Rainbows, unicorns, cupcakes with sprinkles. Diamonds and pearls, with stars that twinkle!"
7. "As you wish, as you please. Let's all blow in the great spring breeze."
8. "Sing a happy melody, with tunes that make us all carefree."
9. "Nobody can see without their glasses. Has anyone seen my molasses?"
10. "Bouncery trouncery, watering splash, make me the star of a lightning flash."
11. "Stardust, moonbeams, sunshine, clouds. Buds and blossoms, make us proud!"
12. "With a sprinkling of silver and delight, the moon comes to wish us goodnight."
13. "Roses are red, flying up above. Don't try to hide it, we know you're in love!"
14. "Come on cowboy, giddy-up horsey. Is there any way we could see Lindorsey?"
15. "We can throw a party, or swim like a goldfish? Happy birthday, don't forget to make a wish!"
16. "Kids are superior, adults are no fun. A world without rules, it's already begun!"
17. "Work and school can both take a hike. Everyone, sleep in for as long as you like."
18. "Abra-cadabra, abra-ca-zing. Abra-palabra, abra-ca-ching!"
19. "A tisket, a tasket. A magic Easter basket. Colored eggs for all my friends. Springtime in the lasket."