Jordan Rankly

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**Jordan Rankly**

Personal Information
Status
Determinant

Occupation
Chef
TV Show Host

Affiliation
Channel One
The Nightly Show
Live & Spooky (Former)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Blonde

Eye Color
Green

Actor
Holly Wilson

Russian Voice Actor
Christina Sherman

**Jordan Rankly** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Jordan Rankly is a celebrity chef and television host on Channel One, starring in various shows such as 'Ration Kitchen' and 'Demon Kitchen Heart-Eater'. During Day 2602: The Finale, he appeared as one of the night's celebrity guests on The Nightly Show, hosting 'Into The Kitchen' and teaching Not Patrick how to make an apple pie, and later playing 'Wheel of Truth' alongside Julia Salisbury.

## History

### Before The Game

#### Day -49: Bits of Your Life

*Main article:* Day -49: Bits of Your Life
Jordan Rankly is mentioned during Channel One's upcoming programming summary prior to the Bits Of Your Life broadcast, where he is stated to be, at 11:30pm, riding along with Wayne de Spiritwhistle to lead another terrifying exploration to ask if the Old Brewery in Arseminster is haunted by the spirit of its old murdered paymasters, or whether it just smells a bit whiffy. Due to Jordan Rankly's nature, the Continuity Announcer notes that strong language and scenes of violence are certain right from the very start.

### Episode 2

#### Day 371: The 20 Week War

*Main article:* Day 371: The 20 Week War
Jordan Rankly is mentioned during Channel One's upcoming programming summary prior to the National Nightly News broadcast, where he is stated to be, at 6:30pm, screaming at some pensioners while they try and fashion a nutritious meal out of a can of condensed milk, a cow's tongue, and some rhubarb.

### Episode 3

#### Day 912: The Uprising

*Main article:* Day 912: The Uprising
Jordan Rankly is mentioned in one of the potential choices for the "Food Glorious Food" headline, in which Menu Centre spokesman Jack Tractorpants states that while they can guarantee the contents of every box are nutritious, the quality of the meals cooked depends on "whether you have a touch of Chef Jordan Rankly or the culinary skills of a professional footballer".

#### Day 2602: The Finale

*Main article:* Day 2602: The Finale
Rankly appears on The Nightly Show during this day, only appearing in the first two segments. His first segment is a mini-cooking show, where, joined by Not Patrick, shows how to bake an apple pie. The results of Not Patrick's pie are revealed on the second segment, where Rankly also appears in the Wheel of Truth segment alongside surprise guest Julia Salisbury.

## Gallery

* Jordan Rankly Telling Francis To Fuck Off

## Trivia

* Prior to the release of Episode 3, Jordan Rankly was referred to as 'Gordon Ranty', but his name was changed to avoid having an abundance of characters in-game with similar names.
* Jordan Rankly is a parody of British chef Gordon Ramsey, who is infamously well-known for his fiery temper.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/TardySweetAmazonPunchTrees-FdH6MnsM64DJGxQw