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Uranus

### Moons

1. Titania2. Oberon3. Ariel4. Umbriel 5. Miranda 6. Puck 7. Cordelia 8. Ophelia 9. Bianca 10. Cressida 11. Desdemona 12. Juliet 13. Portia 14. Rosalind 15. Belinda 16. Caliban 17. Sycorax 18. Perdita 19. Stephano 20. Prospero21. Setebos 22. Trinculo 23. Cupid 24. Mab 25. Francisco 26. Margaret 27. Ferdinand

Uranus is the second farthest planet in the Solar System. It is also has the second-faintest sunlight, after Neptune means a surface barely filtered sunlit. It is small enough to make it extremely difficult to find the night sky.

## Discovery

Uranus was far enough and small enough to be hidden and unknown at ancient times. More than a billion miles away, it looks like a very faint star in the night sky. It was the first planet to be discovered, by William Herschel in 1781. William Herschel was not, however, looking for Uranus at that period, but found it anyway.

## Upside-down Uranus

Uranus is titled and its poles are at the west and east rather than north and south like all the planets. Perhaps something long ago when Uranus was a mere quite young age was bumped, making it today like this.

## Rings

Uranus has 11 known rings, but they are much fainter than Saturn. In fact, all the gas giant planets expect Saturn have faint rings orbiting the planet. The rings are hard to see because they are made with dark material.

## Moons

Uranus has 27 known moons, however, they are much smaller than the Moon. The Moon is a moon on Earth. Uranus and they "roll" as they orbit the Sun.
SCP-043

SCP-043 (also known as the Beatle or item #043) is a Safe class object. It is basically a CD inside it's protection sleeve.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-043 requires no special containment, although it is recommended that SCP-043 not be used for purposes other than testing. A turntable is to be maintained in the same room for testing.

## Description

SCP-043 appears to be a vinyl copy of "The White Album" by the Beatles; however, upon closer inspection, the record has no grooves. In spite of this, the record will play from start to finish regardless of the starting position of the needle.

When the twenty-ninth track is reached, instead of playing "Revolution 9", the disc stops spinning and faint breathing can be heard. Occasionally the entity responsible for the breathing will speak in a male voice. The entity will respond to questions and shows a profound encyclopedic knowledge of the music industry, musical theory, and obscure trivia about many bands and artists. However, the entity refuses to answer questions regarding The Beatles or its own personal details.

Inside the jacket, a small handwritten note was found, reading:

*Limited Edition: 1/1*

*Thanks, John!*

*xxx*
SCP-017

SCP-017 (also known as the Shadow Person or item #017) is a Keter class object.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-017 is contained in an acrylic glass cage, 100 cm by 50 cm by 50 cm, centrally suspended in a concrete room measuring 6 m by 6 m by 4 m. Attached to the walls, ceiling, and floor of the room are high-intensity arc lamp spotlights pointed directly at the acrylic cage, to ensure that SCP-017 is constantly exposed to light from every angle. Personnel assigned to the SCP-017 control room are to monitor the functionality of the spotlights and the emergency generator system and call for maintenance immediately upon knowledge of a burnt-out lamp or an issue with the generator.

The only circumstance under which personnel are allowed entrance is to replace lamps. Personnel entering the room are required to wear the designated full-body reflective suits, and must be cautioned not to step in front of functional spotlights.

## Description

SCP-017 is a humanoid figure approximately 80 centimeters in height, anatomically similar to a small child, but with no discernible identifying features. SCP-017 seems composed of a shadowy, smoke-like shroud. No attempt to find any object beneath the shroud has been successful, but the possibility has not been ruled out.

SCP-017's reaction to shadows cast upon it is immediate and swift. SCP-017 leaps at the object casting the shadow and completely encloses it in its shroud, whereupon it returns to its normal size, leaving no trace of the object behind.

**Additional Notes:** Personnel with BETA clearance or higher should see also document #017-1.
Homeless Harold (Season 24)

This season ran from September 9, 2012 to May 12, 2013.

## Episodes

* 2320: "The Silky Way" (September 9, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Glenn Close as the woman
* 2318: "The Crew of Shanghai" (September 30, 2012)
* 2317: "The Past Fraction Hero" (October 7, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Geno Segers as David
* 2319: "The Free Killers" (October 14, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Will Ferrell as the leader
* 2315: "Climby Erotics" (October 21, 2012)
* 2401: "The Ghosts of Golden Cove" (October 28, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Brian-Doyle Murray as Captain Mentalbeard
* 2402: "Treetop Adventures" (November 25, 2012)
* 2404: "Stay Intact" (December 2, 2012)
* 2405: "The Pedophile" (December 9, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Harrison Ford as the Pedophile
* 2403: "A Cutback Christmas Adventure" (December 16, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Dwayne Johnson as Cutback, Keira Knightley as Cutback's wife, Clive Owen as The Zoner, Harry Shearer as Santa Claus
* 2406: "The Family Vacation Plus A Few Allies" (January 6, 2013)
	+ Guest Stars: Jude Law as Adam Gibson, Natalie Portman as Erica Gibson, Dwayne Johnson as Cutback, Keira Knightley as Cutback's wife, Julia Roberts as Emily Johnson, Scarlett Johansson as herself, Tim Conway as Dr. Bravello
* 2407: "The Aquarium" (January 20, 2013)
	+ Featured Song: "The Aquarium" by Camille Saint-Saens
	+ Note: This is the first ever episode not to have a character say a single speaking part, and the first where the two protagonists, Harold and Ralfonzo, don't appear.
* 2408: "Weatherman John Comes Outta Retirement" (February 3, 2013)
	+ Guest Stars: Billy West (now replaces Phil Hartman) as Weatherman John
* 2409: "Get The Tape" (February 10, 2013)
* 2410: "The Gun" (February 17, 2013)
* 2412: "Behemoth Zone" (February 24, 2013)
	+ Guest Stars: Sir Ian McKellen as the pastor
* 2411: "Eternal Sunshine of the Bedwetting Mind" (March 3, 2013)
* 2414: "Mexican Hitmen" (March 10, 2013)
* 2416: "The Sweet Sixteen" (March 24, 2013)
* 2413: "Eye Goop" (April 21, 2013)
* 2415: "The Sleep of Death" (April 28, 2013)
* 2417: "The Dumbass" (May 5, 2013)
* 2420: "Fat and Fatter" (May 12, 2013)
	+ Guest Stars: Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert
SCP-011

SCP-011 (also known as the Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue or item #011) is a Safe class object.

## Special Containment Procedures

Item SCP-011 and the area surrounding it are to be cleaned once every day. For safety purposes, cleaning should start at least 30 minutes after sundown. Cleaning should always be performed by at least two (2) personnel, who are also advised to note anything unusual about the item or the debris cleaned up. In a situation where the item cannot be cleaned for more than two (2) days, local residents must be contacted and instructed not to approach the item.

[Containment procedures nullified 2004]

## Description

SCP-011 is a Civil War memorial statue located in Woodstock, Vermont. The statue is the image of a young male soldier holding a musket at his side, and is carved out of granite quarried within the area. Occasionally, SCP-011 has been observed lifting its musket to the sky to fire at birds which attempt to land or defecate on it. Reports detail that its movements produce soft grinding sounds but do not cause it any structural failure. Oddly, the gunfire is very similar to that of a standard firearm, despite observations that the item only loads granite bullets and granite powder into the musket (which is also unharmed by the firing). In spite of its efforts, some fecal matter does manage to strike SCP-011, and it has reportedly become distressed when it has had a large amount of feces on it, on some rare occasions even firing at humans.

**Addendum:** Those assigned to maintain SCP-011 are to see document #011-1 for instructions.

## **Document #011-1: Maintenance Brief**

[Document archived 2004 - accessible to personnel with security clearance 2/011 or higher]

Additional Information: SCP-011's seeming sentience has increased since the first report of activity in 1995. As of 2004, the item's containment procedures have been dropped but it remains under constant observation. Recorded below are landmark events in its activity.

## Timeline:

3.12.1995 - Woodstock resident reports the statue's eyes moving, first sign of activity

9.30.1995 - Statue shoots musket for the first time
10.9.1995 - Statue begins shooting birds from the sky
1.25.1996 - Registration as SCP-011, containment procedures begin
4.14.1997 - SCP-011 observed moving casually and looking around
5.3.2000 - After caretaker ████ ████████ jokingly shouts "Good shot!" to SCP-011, the item replies, "Thank you," in a reportedly very human voice, first speech from statue
10.22.2001 - SCP-011 has conversation with caretaker █████████ █████
2001 - Shooting of birds stops
2.6.2002 - At the imploring of █████████ █████, SCP-011 steps down from its pedestal
2003-2004 - SCP-011 reaches a human level of self-awareness
11.10.2004 - Containment procedures dropped, custody of SCP-011 transferred to █████████ █████
5.17.2005 - █████████ █████ reports that SCP-011 is romantically attracted to her
8.29.2006 - Most recent psych test reports an IQ of 133
SCP-013

SCP-013 (also known as Blue Lady Cigarettes or item #013) is a Safe class object. Itself isn't harmful,but it's real life counterpart,the cigarettes,are really harmful to human health,especially to the lungs.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-013 are to be kept in a Secure Storage Vault at Site-66. Exposed subjects are to be monitored for differences between their symptoms. Exposed subjects are to be interviewed daily, and any changes in perception are to be logged.

## Description

SCP-013 is the collective designation of 242 cigarettes which display similar anomalies. The most common external detail between instances is the presence of the words “Blue Lady” hand-written on each cigarette in blue ink.

Subjects who consume the contents of SCP-013 through inhalation will begin to perceive themselves as a specific unidentified woman. Subjects have described the woman to be aged between 25 and 35 years old, standing approximately 1.6 metres tall with an estimated weight of between 50 and 55 kg. Additional recurring details include cropped dark hair, blue eyes, and bright blue lipstick.

Immediately after consuming an instance of SCP-013, subjects will gradually begin to perceive reflections of themselves as having the features of the woman, and will gradually perceive their bodies changing to reflect her appearance over the course of the following weeks. All changes are entirely mental; the subject’s body does not change outwardly, only their perception of themselves. These alterations are permanent, and cannot be reversed.

SCP-013 was discovered after the suicide of an Ian Miles, packed in a large cardboard crate in his apartment. A cursory search of the apartment uncovered several hundred sketches of a figure strongly resembling the one perceived while under 013's effect. Miles' body had been found sitting at a desk, dead of a massive overdose and draped over a handwritten note, transcribed below.

During the investigation of Miles' apartment, one civilian investigator became affected by 013's effect. An embedded Agent soon contacted the nearest Site; the subject, the artifact, and related evidence were extracted and contained.

Currently, two hundred seventeen instances of SCP-013 cigarettes are contained at Bio-Site 66; twenty-five SCP-013 cigarettes are contained at Research Sector-09, pending future research into similar anomalous effects.

## **Addendum:** Below is the note which was acquired along with SCP-013.

I see her everywhere. That sad blue lady.

I feel like I ~~used to should~~ know her but I can’t remember. I love her but I don’t know why. She’s so beautiful and sweet and clear but I don’t know any more.

her favourite flavour

where did you go

i miss you
SCP-007

SCP-007 (also known as the Abdominal Planet or item #007) is an Euclid class object.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-007 is to be contained in a sealed room measuring 10 m on each side. Room is to be furnished comfortably as a living area, along with whatever items are requested by ███████████████ (hereafter referred to as Subject), given that providing Subject with requested items would not compromise security. Subject is not to be allowed to leave the room, and is to be detained with force if necessary.

## Description

SCP-007 is located within a cavity in the abdomen of Subject. Subject is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 25 years of age (subject claims to be 28) and 176 cm in height. Most of Subject's abdomen (muscles, skin, and organs) is absent, though Subject does not appear to suffer because of this. Instead of normal flesh, a sphere composed of soil and water is present, though it does not actually come into contact with Subject's body at any point. The sphere appears to be in most respects a miniature near-duplicate of the Earth, approximately 60 cm in diameter, although continental alignment is not consistent with that of any alignment known in Earth's history. Sphere has its own weather patterns and negligible gravitational pull, in addition to microscopic organisms somewhat resembling those of modern-day Earth inhabiting it. Two intelligent species have been observed, though contact and communication with either has yet to be made. Technology levels of observed species must be checked at least once a week and, as of ██/████, are approximately equal to that of 15th-Century Earth.

Subject claims to be named ███████████████, but no records of such a person can be found. Subject does not require food or water, and while he has been observed consuming both, what happens to such substances after being swallowed is unknown. Subject is intelligent (IQ has been measured at 128) and amiable, and regards the planet in his abdomen as a minor curiosity about his body. Subject seems to experience no stress about his unusual condition. When questioned about planet's origins, Subject replied, "I just woke up one day, and there it was. I don't have any idea how it got there." Subject has provided a Social Security number and driver's license number and requested that they be checked against known records. When checked, it was discovered that neither had yet been allocated.

Dr. ███████ has a weekly chess game with Subject, during which Subject's mental health is evaluated. Dr. ███████ reports that Subject does not seem to mind the restricted living environment, and has yet to attempt to escape or show signs of violence or mental illness, though he has repeatedly requested a computer with an internet connection. It is recommended that this not be provided as it may be used to compromise security.
SCP-037

SCP-037 (also known as the Dwarf Star or item #037) is an Euclid Class object mostly resembling a star or a sun.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-037 is magnetically contained at Site-32. It is housed in a small subterranean room composed of a heat conducting, radiation-resistant polymer and evacuated of any atmosphere. Heat from the object is radiated into the surrounding rock. Should the integrity of the enclosure become compromised, the emergency system will generate a low power argon plasma shield until it is repaired. In the contingency of a [ACCESS DENIED].

## Description

The artifact was discovered in 19██ above the Beaufort Sea at approximately the North Magnetic Pole. Intense electromagnetic interference was reported by Canadian Forces Station (CFS) Alert, followed by an extremely bright object descending toward the ocean from the sky. The SCPS *Guardian* responded and discovered the object wavering in an erratic trajectory about 200 m above the surface of the water. Once containment procedures were devised it was transported to Site-32 for study.

SCP-037 is apparently a star approximately 5 cm (2 in) in diameter, with a luminosity of about 1\*10-12times that of our sun and a surface temperature of about 5000 K (determined by UBVRI analysis). The age and origin of SCP-037 is unknown, however, its nuclear activity is being carefully monitored for irregularities. Spectral analysis and comparison to known celestial bodies suggest that it is a typical (other than its uncharacteristic size) star quickly undergoing the transition to a red giant, though it is unknown if established theories of star formation and aging apply. It is thought to have entered the Earth's magnetosphere via the North Magnetic Pole.

Containment and transport of SCP-037 have been achieved by the use of powerful electromagnets, to which the artifact aligns itself according to its own magnetic field. The primary challenge to containment thus far has been its powerful electromagnetic emissions, which are intense enough to be easily seen by the naked eye from high Earth orbit. Its current enclosure is located deep underground to prevent detection and to facilitate radiative cooling into the surrounding bedrock. In effect, the entire facility and the surrounding volume of the Earth's crust act as a massive heat sink.

Over ██ years of study, the star has undergone a shift in emitted EM radiation, suggesting that it is undergoing stellar evolution at a vastly accelerated rate. If standard stellar models hold up, this will soon result in an increase in radius by a factor of 100 to 300 times, and a concomitant increase in radiated energy. Emergency containment contingencies are being studied for that eventuality. Further progression of the star's life cycle will likely terminate in a stellar nova, which is estimated to have a yield of ███████████. Extrapolations predict this to occur in ███████████. Research is underway for a method to arrest this development or to transport SCP-037 a safe distance from the planet before it occurs.
SCP-012

SCP-012 (also known as the Bad Composition or item #12) is an Euclid class object. This SCP also appears in the game,SCP-Containment Breach.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-012 is to be kept in a darkened room at all times. If the object is exposed to light or seen by personnel using a light frequency other than infrared, remove personnel for mental health screening and immediate physical. Object is to be encased in an iron-shielded box, suspended from the ceiling with a minimum clearance of 2.5 m (8 ft) from the floor, walls, and any openings.

## Description

SCP-012 was retrieved by Archaeologist K.M. Sandoval during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a piece of handwritten musical score entitled "On Mount Golgotha", part of a larger set of sheet music, appears to be incomplete. The red/black ink, first thought to be some form of berry or natural dye ink, was later found to be human blood from multiple subjects. The first personnel to locate the sheet (Site 19 Special Salvage) had two (2) members descend into insanity, attempting to use their own blood to finish the composition, ultimately resulting in massive blood loss and internal trauma.

Following initial investigations, multiple test subjects were allowed access to the score. In every case, the subjects mutilated themselves in order to use their own blood to finish the piece, resulting in subsequent symptoms of psychosis and massive trauma. Those subjects who managed to finish a section of the piece immediately committed suicide, declaring the piece to be "impossible to complete". Attempts to perform the music have resulted in a disagreeable cacophony, with each instrumental part having no correlation or harmony with the other instruments.
Homeless Harold (Season 26)

This season ran from September 5, 2014 to May 15, 2015.

## Episodes

* 2516: "The Eavesdropper" (September 5, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: Coldplay as themselves
* 2517: "Whomp!" (September 12, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: George Takei as Dave Shin
* 2518: "The Seasickness" (September 19, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio as himself
* 2519: "The DVD Player" (September 26, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: Mel Gibson as the DVD Player
* 2520: "The Cast and the Curious" (October 17, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal as himself
* 2521: "Cutback and The Beanstalk" (October 24, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: Dwayne Johnson as Cutback, Hank Azaria as the Giant
* 2522: "The 25th Anniversary Scary Stories" (October 31, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: Graham Norton as himself
* 2601: "The Basketballers III" (November 21, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: John DiMaggio as the Coach
	+ Featured Songs: "Everyday" by Carly Comando, "Basketball" by Kurtis Blow
* 2602: "The FOX Is All Right" (November 28, 2014)
	+ Guest Stars: Rupert Murdoch as himself
* 2603: "Red Dead ReDUMBtion" (December 5, 2014)
* 2604: "The Nerds And The Bees" (December 12, 2014)
* 2605: "The Jaw" (December 19, 2014)
* 2606: "New Year's Resolutions" (January 9, 2015)
	+ Guest Stars: Clive Owen as himself
* 2607: "Dog of Breath" (January 23, 2015)
* 2608: "Much Ado About Anything" (February 6, 2015)
* 2609: "Love Is The Cooler" (February 13, 2015)
* 2610: "Kill Mr. Butt" (March 20, 2015)
* 2611: "Loop Hole Hugs" (April 3, 2015)
* 2612: "The Meme" (April 24, 2015)
* 2613: "School Stories" (May 1, 2015)
* 2614: "The Snoopers" (May 8, 2015)
* 2615: "Emily's Art" (May 15, 2015)
	+ Guest Stars: Julia Roberts as Emily Johnson
SCP-031

SCP-031 (also known as "What is love?" or item #031) is a Safe class object.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-031 is to be contained in a standard ~~humanoid~~ containment chamber, located in Site-77's Safe SCP wing. Personnel interacting with SCP-031 are not to view it directly, and communicate with test subjects through an intercom system installed in each chamber. The containment chamber is to be cleaned once per week by custodial staff wearing opaque goggles to mitigate SCP-031's effect.

## Description

SCP-031 is an amorphous organism, with a mass of 75 kilograms. SCP-031 is able to move at a pace of 3 km/h, and leaves a trail of oil when it moves. It is only capable of rudimentary physical movement. Testing of recovered tissue samples has shown that SCP-031 is at least partially composed of human muscle and epidermal tissue. SCP-031 is capable of reproducing human speech in any pitch or tone, although it is not currently known how SCP-031's biology produces them.

Subjects directly perceiving SCP-031 will see it as an individual the subject(s) knew and had a romantic attraction to at some point in their past. When made aware that it is being observed, SCP-031 will claim to be this person, and that they have been left destitute by some event in their past. SCP-031 will use this to attempt to persuade the subject to allow it to stay with them for an extended period of time, until it is able to return to a stable situation. This effect applies to all persons who view SCP-031, and research has not determined an upper limit to the number of persons who can be affected by SCP-031 at the same time.

After inspecting the residence, SCP-031 may attempt to start a romantic relationship with the subject and if successful it will begin living in their home. Several cases have been documented where SCP-031 began to actively affect more than one subject at a time, eventually having a nest containing between at least eighteen different hotel rooms containing subjects with some form of relation to SCP-031.

SCP-031 was recovered following contradictory police records taken after a riot in [REDACTED]. Multiple subjects reported wildly contradictory views about SCP-031's appearance, and initial civilian units were also affected. However, wide distribution of amnesiacs and inhaled tranquilizers pacified all affected subjects, and MTF-Psi-7 was able to recover SCP-031 from the condemned hotel it had taken residence in. As of 11/16/1958, SCP-031 has been classified as Safe.

## Addendum

Research has determined that aromantic subjects are not affected by SCP-031. However, all of these subjects will report SCP-031 as being a small, plump humanoid figure with specific features being obscured by dark smoke emanating around the entity in the shape of SCP-031's body. Further testing is required to explain this phenomenon. Further testing has shown that the perception of subjects affected by SCP-1937 is similarly affected.
SCP-015

SCP-015 (also known as the Pipe Nightmare or item #015) is an Euclid class object.

## Special Containment Procedures

SCP-015 is impossible to move, and is contained on-site. A gap of at least 2 m (6 ft) needs to be maintained around the entire structure containing SCP-015 at all times, and no structures of any kind are to make contact with SCP-015's current containment structure. Exploration is permissible, but only in teams of three (3) with full safety lines and GPS tracking. Any protrusions from SCP-015 must be capped and sealed immediately, with the new site recorded and logged.

No aggressive action is to be made within SCP-015. No hand or power tools are allowed anywhere inside SCP-015. No repairs or maintenance are to be made anywhere on SCP-015.

## Description

SCP-015 is a mass of pipes, vents, boilers and other various plumbing apparatus completely filling a warehouse in ███████. The pipes appear to grow when not under observation, attempting to connect to nearby structures via sewer systems and underground plumbing. SCP-015 contains, at current estimate, over 190 kilometers (120 miles) of pipes, ranging in diameter from 2.5 cm to over 1 m. Some pipes appear new, while others are rusted and leaking. Pipes have been reported as being made of bone, wood, steel, pressed ash, human flesh, glass, and granite. No pipes composed of lead, PVC plastic, copper, or any other traditional material for the production of pipes have been found.

SCP-015 reacts to tools and aggression. Any personnel acting violently, carrying tools, or attempting to damage or repair SCP-015 in any way, will trigger a reaction. Any pipes near the subject will burst, spraying on the subject for several seconds before the flow suddenly stops. Pipes have been reported containing oil, mercury, rats, a species of insect not yet identified, ground glass, sea water, entrails, and molten iron. Pipes will continue to burst around the subject until death or retreat.

SCP-015 was cut back to its current structure after attaching to 11 other structures in the area. Currently, 11 personnel have been killed, and 20 more are still missing. Reports have been made of banging and screaming coming from within SCP-015.
SCP-409

No physical contact may be made with SCP-409 for any reason. Anything making physical contact with SCP-409 must be contained in quarantine immediately, along with any materials used in the transport of the subject. SCP-409 must be kept in a granite case at all times. Any transportation of SCP-409 must be done in a sealed granite container. Residue from SCP-409's effect are to be sealed in granite containers along with any tools used to transport residue into containers.

SCP-409 resembles a large quartz crystal approximately 1.5m (5ft) tall and 0.6m (2ft) wide. Any objects coming in contact with SCP-409 will begin to crystallize after three hours. This effect will occur in any material other than granite. The crystallization will spread by approximately 2.5cm (1in) per minute, and will convert the entire object or organism, inside and out. Subjects report this effect to be extremely painful, and similar to frostbite. After complete crystallization, the object will begin to make snapping and creaking noises for approximately twenty minutes, before bursting into thousands of fragments with great force.

Anything touched by or touching a fragment will immediately begin to crystallize. Nothing at this time is able to reverse the effect in organic matter, including amputation of affected areas. Inorganic matter will only crystallize for a few centimetres around point of contact. SCP-409 was recovered in [EXPUNGED], under a pile of crystal shards several feet deep. Losses of personnel during recovery were high.

With the suggestion of Dr. [500-0021D], Subject 409-D5 was exposed to the effects of SCP-409 and was left to become severely "crystallized". After that he was treated with SCP-500, and a complete recovery was achieved in 9 days. Subject reported that he continued to feel pain in body parts that were "crystallized" even after the estimated recovery time. Pain faded 13 days after subject was treated. It is unknown if the pain effect was psychological or real during the intervening 4 days.

Extensive testing has yielded no information as to why the crystallization occurs. SCP-409 and the shards created by it are indistinguishable from any other quartz crystal. The effect appears to be similar to a seed crystal, where a pre-existing crystal formation is added to a solution, causing the crystal to "grow". SCP-409, however, appears to do this with all solid matter, and does not need to remain in contact. How this is done, why SCP-409 is unique among all other quartz crystals, and why granite is the only material immune are all still unknown.
The Stevensons (film series)

***The Stevensons*** is a film series with five installments. The first film, simply titled *The Stevensons*, was released on December 22, 2006.

## Films

* *The Stevensons* (2006)
* *The Stevensons Go To Africa* (2009)
* *The Stevensons' Family Reunion* (2012)
* *The Stevensons: Harry and Bob's WWE Adventure* (2015)
* *The Stevensons: Lie Hard With A Vengeance* (2018)

## Cast and characters

* Jonah Hill as Harry Stevenson, the main protagonist of the film series. Harry is a loveable, but mischevious, 16 year old. He appears in all five films.
* Judd Apatow as Bob Stevenson, the deuteragonist of the film series. Bob is Harry's dimwitted 15 year old brother who claims he is from the future when really he is not. Bob, as well as Harry, appears in every film.
* Natalie Portman as Maria Stevenson, the tritagonist of the film series. She is the eldest child of the clan, outranking her brothers at the age of 19. She appears in every film, with the sole exception of *Harry and Bob's WWE Adventure*.
* John Goodman as Fred Stevenson, the patriarch of the family. He is a lazy, 49 year old man who fathers his kids the right way. He appears in every film except for *Harry and Bob's WWE Adventure*.
* Tina Fey as Gina Stevenson, the matriarch of the family. She is the opposite of her husband: an energetic 47 year old mother. She appears in every film, with a brief speaking cameo in *Harry and Bob's WWE Adventure*.
* Jude Law as Gregory Poll, the family's greedy arch-nemesis who appears in every film except for *Harry and Bob's WWE Adventure*.
* Scarlett Johansson as Lara Waters, the tour guide and a supporting character in *The Stevensons Go To Africa*.
* Glenn Close as Gramma Stevenson, the mother to Fred Stevenson, mother-in-law to Gina Stevenson, and paternal grandmother to Harry, Bob, and Maria.
* Adam West as Grampa Stevenson, the father to Fred, father-in-law to Gina, and paternal grandfather to Harry, Bob, and Maria.
* Kiefer Sutherland as Jeff Stevenson, brother to Fred, son to Gramma and Grampa, brother-in-law to Gina, and uncle to Harry, Bob, and Maria.
* Vince McMahon as himself, the CEO of WWE, and the main antagonist of *WWE Adventure*.
* Triple H as himself
* Stephanie McMahon as herself
* Shane McMahon as himself

## Trivia

* Harry, Bob, and Gina are the only characters to appear at least once in every film.
* Maria is the first character to speak in the series.
One Kid Presents: The Hell-ining

***One Kid Presents: The Hell-ining*** is a film produced by One Kid Productions that was released on September 30, 2012.

## Sypnosis

The city's new mayor, David Whyte, is sent to Hell, and One Kid must save him.

## Cast

* Jaleel White as One Kid and Steve Urkel
* Roger Craig Smith as Jack and Sir Allen Burgerboard
* Hank Azaria as Mayor David Whyte, Kool Fred, and Kurt Cobain
* Mel Gibson as himself
* Natalie Portman as herself
* Dee Bradley Baker as Satan
* Ellen DeGenres as herself
* George Takei as himself
* Chester Bennington as Jesus Christ

## Trivia

* Mel Gibson and Natalie Portman had appeared before in *One Kid Presents: The Celebrity Heist*.
* Chester Bennington recorded his lines in December 2011.
* Bizz is absent.
Homeless Harold (Season 7)

This season ran from October 26, 1995 to May 22, 1996.

## Episodes

* 622: "Trick Or Pete" (October 26, 1995)
	+ Guest Stars: Dustin Hoffman as Pete
* 619: "Posebud" (November 2, 1995)
* 617: "Music Burns" (November 9, 1995)
	+ Guest Stars: Stevie Wonder and Rick James as themselves
* 618: "C.O.P.S." (November 16, 1995)
	+ Guest Stars: Tommy Lee Jones as Officer Boston
* 620: "The Rent" (November 23, 1995)
* 616: "Unwound" (November 30, 1995)
* 621: "The Weather Tools" (December 7, 1995)
* 701: "The Problem With Directing" (December 14, 1995)
	+ Guest Stars: Luc Besson as himself
* 702: "The True Santa" (December 21, 1995)
	+ Guest Stars: Ernest Borgnine as Santa Claus
* 703: "The Burgerbirds" (January 11, 1996)
* 704: "Through The Rednecks" (January 18, 1996)
* 705: "Celebrity Override" (February 8, 1996)
	+ Guest Stars: Albert Brooks and John Ritter as themselves
* 708: "The True Love" (February 15, 1996)
* 706: "Breath of a Salesman" (February 22, 1996)
* 707: "The Shift" (February 29, 1996)
	+ Guest Stars: Phil Hartman as Weatherman John
* 709: "The Prawn of Death" (March 7, 1996)
* 710: "The Diner Miners" (March 21, 1996)
* 711: "Coffin Matters" (March 28, 1996)
	+ Guest Stars: David Hyde Pierce as the funeral home caretaker and Phil Hartman as Weatherman John
* 712: "The Toy Awards" (April 18, 1996)
* 713: "Unluckiness Ranks" (April 25, 1996)
* 714: "Let's Get Drunk" (May 9, 1996)
	+ Guest Stars: Bob Newhart as himself
* 715: "The Plane Ride" (May 16, 1996)
	+ Guest Stars: Bon Jovi as themselves
Homeless Harold (Season 11)

This season ran from September 4, 1999 to May 22, 2000.

## Episodes

* 1022: "The Mafia and the Bad" (September 4, 1999)
	+ Guest Stars: James Gandolfini as the mob boss, Alabama 3 as the musical performers of "Woke Up This Morning"
* 1020: "Pains and Gains" (September 11, 1999)
* 1019: "The Suckers" (September 18, 1999)
* 1021: "Groin Impalers" (September 25, 1999)
	+ Guest Stars: Ed McMahon as himself
* 1018: "The Democratic Thieves" (October 10, 1999)
	+ Guest Stars: Maurice Lamarche as the Thief
* 1101: "And Away We Go!" (October 17, 1999)
	+ Guest Stars: Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen as themselves
* 1015: "The Murdoch Files" (October 24, 1999)
	+ Guest Stars: Rupert Murdoch as himself
* 1102: "Trick Or Tweet!" (October 31, 1999)
	+ Guest Stars: Kelsey Grammer as the evil vet
* 1103: "The Hacksaw Fridge" (November 28, 1999)
* 1105: "The Shipwreck" (December 20, 1999)
	+ Featured Song: "The Aquarium" by Camille Saint-Saens
* 1104: "Pretty Korman" (January 11, 2000)
* 1106: "The Suburbs of Treeplestia" (January 25, 2000)
* 1107: "Jokey Smokey" (February 16, 2000)
	+ Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Jokey
* 1108: "The SmackDowners" (March 2, 2000)
	+ Guest Stars: Vince McMahon as himself
* 1111: "This Guy Started A Fuss" (March 9, 2000)
* 1109: "Love, Not Loathe" (March 16, 2000)
	+ Guest Stars: Maurice Lamarche as Dad
* 1114: "The Red Tricycle" (March 23, 2000)
* 1117: "The Redemption" (March 30, 2000)
* 1113: "His Name Was John" (April 6, 2000)
* 1112: "Kill Phil, Volumes 1 & 2" (April 13, 2000)
	+ Guest Stars: Frank Welker
* 1116: "The Gun Wound" (April 20, 2000)
* 1118: "Rainbow Go Low" (April 27, 2000)
* 1110: "The Baby Is All Right" (May 22, 2000)
	+ Guest Stars: Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong as themselves
	+ Featured Songs: "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill and "Bad" by Michael Jackson
One Kid Presents: The Celebrity Heist

***One Kid Presents: The Celebrity Heist*** is a film by One Kid Productions. It was released on July 11, 2006 for the 20th anniversary of the first ever film.

This is the last film to be directed and written by Don Knotts before his death. The film is also dedicated to Knotts.

## Sypnosis

One Kid, Bizz, and Jack go to Hollywood to find that several landmarks have gone missing.

## Cast

* Jaleel White as One Kid
* Kel Mitchell as Bizz
* Roger Craig Smith as Jack
* Tom Kenny as The Thief
* Julie Kavner as Miss Frody
* Don Knotts as Mayor Johnny Johnson
* Johnny Depp as himself
* Hayden Christensen as himself
* Mel Gibson as himself
* John Cena as himself
* Scarlett Johansson as herself
* Larry Hagman as himself
* Dan Castellaneta as the computerized Portaloo
* Natalie Portman as herself
* Julia Roberts as herself
* Kelsey Grammer as himself
* John Lasseter as himself
* Mark Hamill as himself
* David Hyde Pierce as himself
* Adam West as himself
* Burt Ward as himself
* Harry Shearer as Otto Mann

## Production

Production started in June 2005 and ended in October of that year. Matt Groening gave Don Knotts permission to use the Otto Mann character from *The Simpsons*.

## Trivia

* In the UK, the opening sequence was shortened.
* Natalie Portman and Mel Gibson both made a cameo appearance six years later in *One Kid Presents: The Hell-ining*.
Homeless Harold (Season 22)

This season ran from October 11, 2010 to May 23, 2011.

## Episodes

* 2118: "Greece, The Place Where You'll Wanna Be" (October 11, 2010)
* 2116: "The Free Sample" (October 18, 2010)
	+ Guest Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar as herself
* 2119: "The Halloween House" (October 25, 2010)
	+ Guest Stars: Steve Buscemi as Dave
* 2121: "Bamboo" (November 1, 2010)
* 2120: "The Sad Song of Sombreland" (November 8, 2010)
* 2122: "The I.O.U" (November 22, 2010)
* 2117: "The Wrestler's Tale" (November 29, 2010)
	+ Guest Stars: Vince McMahon as himself
* 2201: "A Wedding For Two" (December 6, 2010)
	+ Guest Stars: Jude Law as Dr. Adam Gibson, Natalie Portman as Erica Gibson, Julie Kavner as the preacher
* 2202: "The Basketballers 2.0: The Story Behind The Game" (December 13, 2010)
	+ Guest Stars: Shaquille O'Neal, Michael Jordan, and Kurtis Blow as themselves, and Maurice Lamarche as the narrator
	+ Featured Songs: "Everyday" by Carly Comando, "Basketball" by Kurtis Blow
* 2203: "The Bridge of Balletimos" (December 20, 2010)
	+ Guest Stars: Jada Pinkett Smith as herself
* 2205: "Laughs of Stories" (December 27, 2010)
* 2204: "The Hopping Silver" (January 3, 2011)
* 2207: "Sad to the Zone" (January 10, 2011)
	+ Guest Stars: John Hurt as himself
* 2209: "Paw and Order" (February 7, 2011)
* 2206: "The Love Life" (February 14, 2011)
* 2211: "Hail To The Thief" (March 14, 2011)
	+ Guest Stars: Chris Rock as Dave McGillivray
* 2208: "The Pain But No Gain" (April 4, 2011)
* 2210: "Justice Is Served!" (April 11, 2011)
* 2212: "H.U.M.A.N." (April 25, 2011)
	+ Guest Stars: Jim Carrey as The Seeker, David Duchovny as Agent Lou McCarthy, Gillian Anderson as Agent Martha Driver, Rashida Jones as Jamie Hadid, Harry Shearer as Lou's subconscious, Adam Sandler as himself
* 2213: "Drive Me Out" (May 9, 2011)
* 2214: "This Place" (May 16, 2011)
* 2215: "The Things To Do With Life" (May 23, 2011)
	+ Guest Stars: Stephen Hawking as himself
Homeless Harold (Season 23)

This season ran from September 29, 2011 to May 17, 2012.

## Episodes

* 2219: "The Freemans" (September 29, 2011)
	+ Guest Stars: Morgan Freeman as himself
* 2218: "The Favorite Meal" (October 6, 2011)
* 2221: "I Select The Cheese" (October 13, 2011)
* 2222: "Death To All Of You" (October 20, 2011)
* 2220: "The Vining" (October 27, 2011)
	+ Guest Stars: Maurice LaMarche as Jack Torrance
* 2216: "Grind And Find" (November 3, 2011)
* 2217: "Cry For The Prize" (November 10, 2011)
* 2301: "The Sin" (December 8, 2011)
	+ Guest Stars: Will Smith as himself
* 2302: "Au Contraire" (January 5, 2012)
* 2303: "The Bulky Boys" (January 26, 2012)
* 2304: "Fear of Dying" (February 2, 2012)
* 2305: "The Settled Bunch" (February 9, 2012)
* 2306: "The Cruise Ship to Nowhere" (February 23, 2012)
	+ Note: Characters from previous episodes can be seen on the cruise ship: The General (from the season 12 episode "He Will Be Missed"), Emily (from the season 14 episode " The Duds"), Cutback (who has his own miniseries of episodes), Mr. Shootah (from the season 13 episode "The Basketballers"), and Joe Berger (who appeared from seasons 1-10).
* 2307: "Good Evening" (March 1, 2012)
* 2308: "Poopin' 2: Electric Portaloo" (March 8, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Maya Rudolph as the Portaloo
* 2309: "Read Dearly" (March 15, 2012)
* 2311: "Erica And Adam's Honeymoon Anniversary" (March 22, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: Jude Law as Adam Gibson, Natalie Portman as Erica Gibson
* 2310: "The Info" (March 29, 2012)
* 2312: "The Reddish Feels" (April 19, 2012)
* 2313: "Get The Bag" (May 3, 2012)
* 2314: "True Kings" (May 10, 2012)
* 2316: "Ralfonzo the Great" (May 17, 2012)
	+ Guest Stars: John Hurt as Robert Rees/Roberto the Great
SCP-001

SCP-001 (also known as "Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]") is a mostly unknown SCP,with no information given about it. Rumors say it was the first ever SCP in the foundation,but those are false. Because it is unknown,SCP-173 was considered as the first one at the foundation.

# TOP SECRET

## BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR

**General notice 001-Alpha:**In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of SCP-001, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true nature/natures of SCP-001 to the general public is cause for execution, except as required under ████-███-██████.

# WARNING:

ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH **BERRYMAN-LANGFORD** MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.

# YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

**MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED**

**CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED**

**REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS**

*Welcome, authorized personnel. Please select your desired file.*

CODE NAME: Jonathan Ball - Sheaf of Papers

CODE NAME: Dr. Gears - The Prototype

CODE NAME: Dr. Clef - The Gate Guardian

CODE NAME: qntm - The Lock

CODE NAME: Bright - The Factory

CODE NAME: Dr. Mann - The Spiral Path

CODE NAME: Dr. Mackenzie - The Legacy

CODE NAME: S. Andrew Swann - The Database

CODE NAME: Scantron - The Foundation

CODE NAME: Djoric/Dmatix - Thirty-Six

CODE NAME: Roget - Keter Duty

CODE NAME: djkaktus - The Children

CODE NAME: Kate McTiriss - A Record

CODE NAME: TwistedGears/Kaktus - The Broken God

CODE NAME: Kalinin - Past and Future

CODE NAME: Wrong - The Consensus

CODE NAME: S. D. Locke - When Day Breaks

CODE NAME: Spike Brennan - God's Blind Spot

CODE NAME: WJS - Normalcy
Homeless Harold (Season 28)

This season ran from October 20, 2016 to May 11, 2017.

## Episodes

* 2717: "Peter's Tales of Terror" (October 20, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: J.G. Quintel as Peter
* 2718: "The Agent" (October 27, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: Samuel Jackson as the titular character
* 2716: "The Fad" (November 3, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: Jude Law as himself
* 2720: "Burger String" (November 10, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: Cooper Barnes as Dandy McCandy
* 2721: "Adam And Erica Become Wrestlers" (November 17, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: Jude Law as Adam Gibson/Buttkick, Natalie Portman as Erica Gibson/Buttkickette, and Vince McMahon as himself
* 2719: "Free Danny" (November 24, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: Zooey Deschanel as the zookeeper, Drew Barrymore as herself, Hal Sparks as Danny, Robert Downey, Jr. as himself
* 2722: "The Ferals" (December 1, 2016)
* 2801: "Henry Danger and a Fan" (December 8, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: Jace Norman as himself
* 2802: "Suicide" (December 15, 2016)
	+ Guest Stars: Kelsey Chow as the suicidal girl
* 2803: "The New Year's Resolutions 2.0" (January 5, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Ryan Seacrest as himself, Jude Law as Adam Gibson (last appearance), Natalie Portman as Erica Gibson (last appearance), Julia Roberts as Emily Johnson (last appearance)
* 2804: "The YouTube Conversation" (January 26, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Markiplier, jacksepticeye, DanTDM, and Pewdiepie as themselves
* 2805: "The Italian Cobb" (February 9, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Seth Rogen as Calvin Cobb
* 2806: "Try Hard" (March 2, 2017)
* 2807: "The Fever" (March 9, 2017)
* 2808: "Poop Hills" (March 16, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Daniel Radcliffe as himself, Winona Ryder as herself, and Jack Nicholson as Bob
* 2809: "The Clive Owen Project" (March 23, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Clive Owen as himself
* 2810: "My Brother the Car" (March 30, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Owen Wilson as the car
* 2811: "Freedom" (April 6, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Whoopi Goldberg as herself
* 2812: "The Phantom Tennis" (April 27, 2017)
* 2813: "Nitro, the Hitman" (May 11, 2017)
* 2814: "It's Cena-centric!" (May 18, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: John Cena, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Triple H, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, and Shane McMahon as themselves
* 2815: "A Lamer Guide to Pretty Much Nothing" (May 25, 2017)
	+ Guest Stars: Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Leonardo DiCaprio as themselves
Tarawa

**Tarawa** is a tribe from Jack's Skype Survivor: Kiribati. Their tribe color is green.

## Members

### Original Tribe

* Alex Vivor
* Brady Sharper
* Joshuah Smith
* Kayla Smith (Ahmae Messersmith)
* Madison Kimrey
* Robert James

### Post-Tribe Switch

* ► Eric Taylor
* ► Jay O'Neil
* ► Joel White
* **►** Kayla Smith (Ahmae Messersmith)
* ► Lance Richard
* ► Lilia Kolbert
* ► Shon Bailey

## Trivia

* They lost the most tribal challenges of any tribe from JSS: Kiribati, with 4 losses.
Judd Apatow

**Judd Apatow** (born 6 December 1967) is an American actor, producer, writer, and director, and the current chairman at One Kid Productions after the death of Don Knotts (1924-2006).

He also appeared in the 30th anniversary special *One Kid Celebrates 30 Years* as himself, and will appear again as himself in the *Oblivion* trilogy saga.

## Filmography

* One Kid Presents: The Depression (November 4, 2007)
* One Kid Presents: The Science Project (October 2, 2008)
* One Kid Presents: The Shackles (July 3, 2009)
* One Kid Presents: The Rock Concert (October 11, 2009)
* One Kid Presents: Court Dismissed (September 20, 2010)
* One Kid Presents: The Prank (April 1, 2011)
* One Kid Presents: A Trip To Germany (March 26, 2012)
* One Kid Presents: The Hell-ining (September 30, 2012)
* One Kid Presents: The Chef (August 22, 2013)
* One Kid Presents: Insane Frown Posse (September 5, 2014)
* One Kid Presents: The Church (April 22, 2015)
* One Kid Presents: School Sucks (September 8, 2015)
* One Kid Celebrates 30 Years (July 11, 2016)
* One Kid Presents: Oblivion PT-1 (July 3, 2017)
* One Kid Presents: Oblivion PT-2 (December 15, 2017)
* One Kid Presents: Oblivion PT-3 (November 5, 2018)