Where Are we?

**Where Are We?** is the 9th episode of Life as a Teenage Monster Season 2

## Transcript

{Theme Song}

Sphinx: Hey ghouls!

Archer: Sphinx.

Fishy: What'd ya need?

Sphinx: Can I borrow the monster mapalouge?

Fang: Is there a monster in need?

Sphinx: Yeah, me in need of a vacay.

Harry: Sorry Sphinx, but the monster mapalouge is only used for finding new students.

Sphinx: Can't I just have some fun?

Archer: Yes, someplace else.

Sphinx: "huffs"

[Sphinx storms off then Fang gets a call on his phone and answers it]

Fang: Hello?

Voice: Yes, I am a lost monster in need and heard about monster high.

Fang: Would you like to come?

Voice: Uh...yes.

Fang: Perfect, what's your name?

Voice: Um...uh...Fanoofy.

Fang: Come again?

Voice: Fanoofy.

Fang: Well, Fanoofy, we'll be there in-

{call ends}

Harry: That was weird.

Sparky: No matter, there's a lost monster in need and we need to help them.

Fishy: Right, Fanoofy exsto-monstrum!

{Cut to MH}

Archer: Wait, why are we at monster high?

Sphinx: So I can get my vacay!

[Sphinx jumps down and snatches the monster mapalouge, running off with it]

Harry: After that cat!

{Cut to science lab}

Sphinx: Alright mapalouge, take me to the beach! Exoskeleton. Maybe, I did it wrong? Exos skeleekey!

Archer: Sphinx. Mapalouge. Now!

Sphinx: Archer. No. Need. Vacay!

Fishy: C'mon mate, the mapalouge is very dangerous.

Sphinx: How I can't even get the dumb thing to work?

[Sphinx bangs the mapalouge on the table, breaking it in half]

Archer: Are you serious!

Sphinx: It was an accident.

Fishy: Hand it over.

Sphinx: No, I want to go to the beach!

[the others run in and help try to get the mapalouge back, but are transported away]

{Cut to sandy area}

Sphinx: This is more of a desert than a beach, the mapalouge is broken.

Harry: What made ya think that?

Archer: Definitely not that it's split in two.

Sparky: Don't worry, I can fix it.

Fang: Uh, ghouls.

[Fang points over to a giant lizard, looking at the ghouls like food and they book it]

Sphinx: I SO don't wanna be lizard food.

Fishy: This is your fault!

Sphinx: Let's not point fingers.

Harry: We literally have evidence in our hands.

Sphinx: Right.

Sparky: Over there!

[the ghouls head in for shelter; Sparky takes the mapalouge and starts tinkering]

Fang: Where even are we?

Fishy: I don't know of any places with giant lizards.

Archer: And this isn't desert sand.

Harry: I think we're in the terrarium.

Sphinx: What makes you think that?

Harry: 'Cause Goopy's over there tapping the glass.

Fang: So we're still in school range, good.

Fishy: But we've also shrunk.

Sparky: Don't worry, 'cause the mapalouge is fixed.

Archer: Great, let's get outta here.

Fang: Exsto-monstrum!

{Cut to piano top}

Fishy: Where are we now?

Fang: Looks like the muse-ick room.

Harry: Oh look, Wayte is workin' on a song.

Sphinx: Let's listen.

Sparky: No time, exsto-monstrum!

{Cut to Creepateria}

Fang: Green water?

Harry: I think we're in soup.

Archer: And it's not Mrs. Grundy's best.

Sparky: Exsto-monstrum!

{Cut to lounge}

Harry: Finally we're back.

Sparky: I'm a genius, in your face mapalouge!

Sphinx: Now that it's fixed, can I have my vacay now?

Archer: 'Course, exsto-monstrum.

[Sphinx is transported back into the terrarium]

Sphinx: Ghouls!!!

Fishy: Should we let 'im out?

Sparky: We could...

Harry: Or we could get pizza?

Fang: I'm in.

Archer: Sounds good to me.

[the ghouls walk outta the school and Sphinx is being chased by the lizard]

Sphinx: Ghouls! Help me! Hello!

{End}

## Characters

1. Fang
2. Sparky Stein
3. Harry Wolf
4. Archer De Nile
5. Fishy Blue
6. Sphinx Stripe