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1991 Piston Cup Season (Panagioths)

is a pistson cup season the debut axen axler models and j.d muffe die in wanigns bechase of kyleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee trackson and he was supneded for the rest of the season aslo theres four rookies named ron blaster the chapion of the howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww will draftev roi blaster rn blaster is brother and jack edwards

## list of racers

1. breie dustfeld
2. Sammy Smelter
3. liiy cormflake
4. Rusty wheelhouse
5. Dale Earnhardt senior
6. Rusty Cornfuel
7. Jimmy Strickscrew
8. Mark martin
9. alian carwiki
10. Bill Racelott
11. aiden blocker
12. john hicks
13. donard morie
14. sky lewis
15. Bobby Carbonte
16. Ruby Storm
17. Andrew Axler
18. Davey carlison
19. tony powertire
20. Alex Quint
21. Kenny Shiftright
22. Axel McDrift
23. Talior bendy
24. Darren Gascan
25. kevin racingtire
26. Eugene Carbureski
27. Ravinrs Revvicks
28. Brain johson
29. The King
30. Terry Carbonte
31. Thomas Tanrev
32. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr
33. ruby easy oaks
34. Claude Scruggs
35. Thomas tireson
36. Johnny Blamer
37. Brush Curber
38. Billy Oilcahnger
39. peter cromfuel
40. Bobby Carsac
41. Don Chapcar
42. will draftev rookie
43. Speedy Viacomy
44. Ruby Nichtcar
45. Stace Cyber
46. Wafrell feld of Wheel
47. Ron Pitcar
48. Goddy Gems
49. Mike Yankee
50. jeremy mayfeld
51. wj lights
52. Misti Motorkrass
53. Slide Powers
54. Neil Brakett
55. roi blaster rookie
56. Crusty Rotor
57. Alloy Wilson
58. Haul Inngas
59. Tom Landis
60. davey apex
61. winford bnd bradford
62. Chick hicks
63. dale carret
64. James Robson
65. ron blaster rookie
66. Murray Clutchburn
67. Ernie Gearson
68. Greg Locke
69. J.P. Muffe util death
70. jack edwards rookie
71. Greg Candyman
72. Hershel McGriff
73. Clifford CAllison
74. Tom Diare Jr
75. Harry Bearcer
76. Klint Shiftright
77. kraig shiftright
78. larry smith
79. Kurt Shiftright
80. Steve Myres
81. Ricky Horond
82. kyle trackson
83. Parker Senior

## List Of backup Racers

1. ruby washtire
2. nick charger
3. bily ford

## Gallery

Breie DustfeldSammy SmelterLiily CormflakeRusty WheelhouseDale EarnhardtRusty CornfuelJimmy StrickscrewMark MartinAlan CarwickiBill RacelottAiden BlockeJohn HicksDonald MorphieSky LewisBobby CarbonteRudy StormAndrew AxlerDavey AllisonTony PowertireAlex QuintAxel McDriftTaylor BendyDarren GascanKevin RacingtireEugene CarbureskiRavinrs RevvicksBrian JohnsonThe KingTerry CarbonteThomas TanrevRyan Thunderbolt JrRuby OaksClaude ScruggsJohnny BlamerBrush CurberBilly OilchangerPeter CromfuelBobby CarsacDon Chapcarwill draftevSpeedy ViacomyRuby NichtcarStace CyberWafull of WheelRon PitcarGoddy GemsMike YankeeJeremy CarfieldWJ LightsMisti MotorkrassSlider PetrolskiNeil Brakettroi blaterCrusty RotorAlloy WilsonHaul InngasTom LandisDavey ApexWinford Bradford RutherfordChick HicksDale CarrettJames Robsonron blasterMurray ClutchburnErnie GearsonGreg LockeJ.P. Muffejack edwardsGreg CandymanHershel McGriffHarry BearcerClifford CallisonTom Diare JrKlint ShiftrightKraig ShiftrightLarry SmithKurt ShiftrightSteve MyresRicky HorondKyle TracksonParker Seniorbackups racers

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2000 Pocono 400

The 2000 Pocono 400 is one of the funniest and most historic Piston Cup races ever because of several events involving Dexter Hoover, including his face being circled and him dropping the flag. But sadly, the winner was Todd Marcus. WHY!?

## TeleBio

Network: RSN

Announcers: Bob Cutlass, Ned Carrett and Spike

## Transcript

### The Funniest Thing in Piston Cup History

Bob: Caution with Micheal Cartrip. Do you see that roof flap right there? I mean Dexter Hoover's face.

Ned (Laughing): What the?!?!?!?!

Bob: There is the rooflap there and it's deployed.

Spike: But I'm sure that Dexter would love to get his face circled!

(Bob, Ned and Spike laugh)

Ned: Haul Inngas is involved?!?!?! What?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?

Bob: No that's Haul right there. I mean pit road. That is Haul right there.

Ned: Do you mean Micheal Cartrip?

(Bob, Ned and Spike laugh harder)

Bob: Looks like his stomach is on fire!

(Bob, Ned and Spike laugh even harder)

Spike (laughing): I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!!!! (gasps for breath)

(after a long time of laughing)

Bob: Let's restart this race. Green flag and we're back underway at Pocono!

(Sunnely, Dexter dropped his flag)

Bob: OH MY GOODNESS! DEXTER HOOVER DROPPED HIS FLAG!!! HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!

Ned: HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!! THIS IS FUNNY!!!

Spike: YEAH! VERY FUNNY TO ME! (laughs)

### Finish

Bob: Here they come down turn 3 three!

Todd: TIME TO WIN THIS (Yee)ing RACE! (does a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: Oh no! Todd Marcus does the bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt, and now takes the lead!

Ned Carrett: Oh no! I don't want this guy to win!

Bob Cutlass: And Todd will get his first win here at Pocono!
Asherpate's cars series 5 episode 14: 1997 Miller 400

Ernie Swervan makes an emotional win at Michigan, the track he nearly got killed by Kyle Trackson during practice in 1994. Here, Ernie does a bump and run on Kyle with help of Bill Racelott and Kyle crashes hard into the wall. Jeff Gorvette didn't lead any laps, though, and Johnny Blamer is out because of an engine failure again.

## Transcript

(before the race)

Ernie Swervan: This is the track where Kyle Trackson nearly killed me!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! I hope you win!

Jeff Gorvette: Me too but I am looking for a win, too!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're starting in 12th place!

Jeff Gorvette: WHY DO I ALWAYS START OUTSIDE THE TOP 10 THESE DAYS!?

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the Miller 400 at Michigan is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Must climb up to the top!

(lap 238)

(Johnny Blamer blows an engine)

Ken Squier: Trouble on turn 3! Trouble on turn 3!

Spike: And the Magnet Face, Johnny Blamer has blown an engine!

Ned Carrett: And the caution comes out again!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over, over, over

Johnny Blamer: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHY DIDN'T I GET TO WIN A RACE!

(lap 472)

Ernie Swervan: HA! This is what you get for wrecking me in the 1994 Michigan practice! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Pinkie: And Ernie does the bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson!

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson hard into the wall!

Track Tires crew cheif: It's over.

Kyle Trackson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Ernie Swervan for the win!

Ernie Swervan: Oh yeah! Thank you for helping me, Bill!

Bill Racelott: You're welcome, Ernie!
1954 Fireball Beach 350

The 1954 Fireball Beach 350 is known for Doc Hudson's career ending crash. Doc got pushed by Sammy Studbaker, and flipped over 8 times.

The winner was sadly Sammy. Junior Moon was 2nd, Lee Weathers was 3rd and Jet Robinson was 4th.

## Transcript

### The Fabulous Hudson Hornet's Near Fatal Crash

Narrator: As they're heading to the final lap, Sammy Studebaker and Junior Moon are still fighting for the lead. But wait! Here he comes! It's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet knocking on their door. Once he got up to his lead today... and there it is, with one incredible move! He passed them! The Hornet takes an exiting lead. he's left the track behind. It's crew chief, Smokey in Friday. Here comes Sammy Studbaker on the inside.

Doc: SPEED, I NEED MORE ***SPEED!*** COME ON...

Sammy: NOT *THIS* TIME HORNET! I'M NOT GOING TO LET THIS ONE GET AWAY FROM ME! (pushes Doc)

Narrator: Oh no, he's in trouble! The Hudson Hornet has been pushed by Sammy! The Hudson Hornet has been pushed by Sammy! He's out of control and flips! Sammy takes the checkered flag! He wins at Fireball Beach!

Sammy: HA, HA, HA! THE STUPID HORNET CAREER IS GONE!

Narrator: What should have been a seen of jubilation has turned tragic here today folks. We wait news on the Hudson Hornet's condition. As it's such a devastating crash, we can hope this race today wasn't his last.

### Sammy gets fired

Smokey: There you are! Sammy Studebaker! You caused the Hudson Hornet's career ending crash!

Sammy: The Hudson Hornet stinks! You stink too!

Smokey: NONSENSE! HE IS THE FABOLOUS HUDSON HORNET, AND ON THE FINAL LAP, YOU WRECKED HIM! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

Sammy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Note: Sammy Studbaker is fired for causing Doc Hudson's career ending crash, and never even raced a full season)
1987 piston cup season panagioths xaztopoulos junior is universe

harord axel dies the 2nd ever fatal crash in piston cup and 1988 was callelend and kyle trackson was supneded util 1st jan 1989 in 1987 frorida 500 and you saw no rookies and of the wosrt season ever and 34 cars have to dnq and you saw davey carlison win the 1987 piston cup

## List Of Racers

1. breie dustfeld
2. Sammy Smelter
3. liiy cormflake
4. Rusty wheelhouse
5. Dale Earnhardt
6. Rusty Cornfuel
7. Jimmy Strickscrew
8. Mark martin
9. alian carwiki
10. Bill Racelott
11. aiden blocker
12. john hicks
13. sky lewis
14. Bobby Carbonte
15. Ruby Storm
16. bobby carlison
17. Andrew Axler
18. Davey carlison
19. bobby carlison
20. Alex Quint
21. Kenny Shiftright
22. Axel McDrift
23. Talior bendy
24. Darren Gascan
25. Eugene Carbureski
26. Ravinrs Revvicks
27. Brain johson
28. The King
29. Terry Carbonte
30. Thomas Tanrev
31. Ronald Oaks
32. Claude Scruggs
33. Thomas tireson
34. Johnny Blamer
35. Brush Curber
36. Billy Oilcahnger
37. Bobby Carsac
38. Don Chapcar
39. Speedy Viacomy
40. Ruby Nichtcar
41. Stace Cyber
42. Wafrell feld of Wheel
43. Ron Pitcar
44. Goddy Gems
45. Mike Yankee
46. jeremy mayfeld
47. wj lights
48. Misti Motorkrass
49. Slide Powers
50. Cole Speedland
51. Neil Brakett
52. Crusty Rotor
53. Alloy Wilson
54. Haul Inngas
55. Tom Landis
56. Chick hicks
57. James Robson
58. Murray Clutchburn
59. Ernie Gearson
60. J.P. Muffe
61. Johnathan Melter
62. Greg Locke
63. Greg Candyman
64. Hershel McGriff
65. Clifford CAllison
66. Tom Diare Jr
67. Harry Bearcer
68. Klint Shiftright
69. kraig shiftright
70. larry smith
71. Kurt Shiftright
72. Steve Myres
73. Ricky Horond
74. kyle trackson
75. Parker Senior
76. Harold Axel util dinoco 400 death
77. Benny Pitstops

## Trivia

* no one has finish one race this season howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and the shoterts season ever
1989 Copper Canyon 500

The 1989 Copper Canyon 500 was the 2nd race at Copper Canyon. Murray Clutchburn started on the pole and lead the first 167 laps, which is 11 laps longer than the first half of the race (the whole race had 312 laps).

On lap 264, Bill Racelott passed Darrell Cartrip to lead the final 48 laps to win the race. Terry Carbonte finished 2nd, Murray Clutchburn finished 3rd, Darrell Cartrip finished 4th, and Dale Carrett finished 5th. Dale Earnhardt was 6th.

## Transcrpit

### Dog on the track on Lap 47

Ned Carrett: Oh, we have a dog on the backstrech.

Ken Squier: Feels like it souldn't get killed by those cars. So it brings out our first caution as Murray Clutchburn leads to the caution flag.

Ned Carrett: Murray Clutchburn has lead every lap so far.

### Greg Candyman spin on Lap 79

(Kyle Trackson turns Greg Candyman)

Ned Carrett: And Greg Candyman has spun on turn 2.

Ken Squier: Looks like Greg didn't hit anything. Murray Clutchburn leads an 79th lap in a row to the caution flag.

Ned Carrett: Yep. Murray lead every single lap as of this caution. Looks like a boring race here at Copper Canyon.

### James Robson spins on Lap 136

(Chick Hicks turns James Robson)

Ken Sqiuer: James Robson is spinning on turn 2! Is he gonna save it?

Ned Carrett: Yes, he saved. He just spun.

Ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn still leading every lap so far, as he leads lap 136. Caution is out.

Ned Carrett: No one has took the lead form him so far for the first 136 laps.

(Replay)

Ken Squier: And it looks like Chick Hicks turned Robson. James just didn't hit anything.

Ned Carrett: No he didn't. Throughout the race, we see some engine failures, car problems, and no crashes yet.

Ken Squier: Alright, I'm gonna go get some coffee.

### Lap 167 crash

(Eugene Carbureski goes on the outside and turns Larry Smith)

Ken Squier: Trouble! Larry Smith gets turned and hits the outside wall! Murray Clutchburn would lead to the caution with Rusty Wallace right behind him.

Ned Carrett: Murray Clutchburn has lead 167 laps in a row, still every lap till this caution.

(Replay)

Ken Squier: Looks like Eugene Carbureski went to the outside, and turns Larry Smith. Then Larry spins straight to the outside wall.

Ned Carrett: This is the very first crash this race.

### Lap 172 restart

Ken Squier: We're back on the restart, as Rusty Wallace is now the 2nd car to lead this race.

Ned Carrett: Yeah, Murray's long lead has ended after leading the first 167 laps.

### Lap 255 crash

(Chick Hicks turns Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Rusty spins, and makes contact with James Robson.

Ned Carrett: And looks like James had broken brakes from Rusty hitting him. Murray Clutchburn, who lead the first 167 laps leads to the caution.

### Finish

Ken Squier: And the winner is the defending Piston Cup champion, Bill Racelott.
1972 NASCAR Winston Cup Series

The 1972 NASCAR Winston Cup Series is the 23rd season of the NASCAR Cup Series.

## Race Winners

1. Winston Western 500 - Richard Petty (1)
2. Daytona 500 - A.J. Foyt (1)
3. Richmond 500 - Richard Petty (2)
4. Miller High Life 500 - A.J. Foyt (2)
5. Carolina 500 - Bobby Isaac
6. Atlanta 500 - Bobby Allison (1)
7. Southeastern 500 - Bobby Allison (2)
8. Rebel 500 - David Pearson (1)
9. Gwyn Staley 400 - Richard Petty (3)
10. Virginia 500 - Richard Petty (4)
11. Winston 500 - David Pearson (2)
12. World 600 - Buddy Baker (1)
13. Mason-Dixon 500 - Bobby Allison (3)
14. Motor State 400 - David Pearson (3)
15. Golden State 400 - Ray Elder
16. Lone Star 500 - Richard Petty (5)
17. Firecracker 400 - David Pearson (4)
18. Volunteer 500 - Bobby Allison (4)
19. Northern 300 - Bobby Allison (5)
20. Dixie 500 - Bobby Allison (6)
21. Talladega 500 - James Hylton
22. Yankee 400 - David Pearson (5)
23. Nashville 420 - Bobby Allison (7)
24. Southern 500 - Bobby Allison (8)
25. Capital City 500 - Richard Petty (6)
26. Delaware 500 - David Pearson (6)
27. Old Dominion 500 - Richard Petty (7)
28. Wilkes 400 - Richard Petty (8)
29. National 500 - Bobby Allison (9)
30. American 500 - Bobby Allison (10)
31. Texas 500 - Buddy Baker (2)

## Win Chart

1. Bobby Allison - 10 wins
2. Richard Petty - 8 wins
3. REST ARE TBA!!!!
Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 22: 1993 Southern 500

Taking place at the historic Darlington Raceway.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: Ok kid, we're here!

Jeff Gorvette: This is a historic Raceway!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! Darlington Raceway!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I can get my first win here!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe!

(the race way)

Ken Squier: And we're underway for the Southern 500 at the historic Darlington Raceway!

(lap 94)

Ken Squier: It's lap 94 and Ernie Swervan has a huge lead! Eugene Carburaski is right behind them!

Eugene Carburaski: TIME TO TAKE THE LEAD FROM YOU, STUPID BLACK SAUCE! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Eugene is in the lead! We don't want that pink car to take the lead!

Pinkie: And Chick Hicks, the 86 car would be worse!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski leads lap 94! It's lap 95 and rookie Jeff Gorvette is up to 3rd!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to get to the lead! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Ned Carrett: And Jeff passes Ernie Swervan for 2nd!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski is still the leader! Here comes Jeff Gorvette chasing him on turn 4!

Jeff Gorvette: On your bumper, Eugene! (passes Eugene Carburski)

Ned Carrett: AND JEFF GORVETTE TAKES THE LEAD FROM CARBURSKI!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 95!

(3 laps later)

Jeff Gorvette: I have to win! I have to win!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is still the leader! Hopefully, he can win this race today!

Ned Carrett: That will be amazing!

Eugene Carburski: NOT SO FAST UGLY COLORS! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: WHAT!?

Spike: OH NO! CARBURASKI GETS GORVETTE LOSE! GORVETTE SAVES IT AND CARBURASKI LEADS LAP 98!

Jeff Gorvette: OH MY GOD! I ALMOST CRASHED!

Ray Reverham: Ok, ready to come to pit road?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is now driving to pit road! He will change 4 tires and 2 cans of fuel!

Ned Carrett: Eugene is in the lead with Ernie Swervan in 2nd! And Dale Earnhardt running in 3rd!

Ken Squier: And Jeff Gorvette is out of the pits!

Spike: AND HE'S BACK IN THE RACE!

Ned Carrett: Jeff's now a lap down!

Jeff Gorvette: I have to get a lap back!

(finish)

Ned Carrett: HERE COMES RUSTY WALLACE ON THE INSIDE! BUT CHICK HICKS BLOCKS HIM!

Ken Squier: AND CHICK HICKS WINS THE SOUTHERN 500!

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA HA!

Rusty Wallace: I'M FREINDS WITH KYLE TRACSKON, AND KYLE TRACKSON IS ANTI CHICK HICKS!

Kyle Trackson: THAT'S RIGHT, GREEN CAR!

Dale Earnhardt: Hey, guys! Stop it!

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! YOU ARE ALL MEAN RACERS!

Chick, Kyle and Rusty: ARGH!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope he doesn't wreck me next race! I almost got wrecked by Eugene Carburaski!

Dale Earnhardt: You mean my rival!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! He's sure like Chick Hicks and Rusty Wallace!

Dale Earnhadt: I'll tell you what. I wreck cars too because I don't care about those racers as I intiminate them!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I'm sure you're not gonna Intiminate me next race!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm not!
1983 Vinyl Toupee Shootout

The 1983 Vinyl Toupee Shootout was once again back at Nightdona after the terrible crash last season at the now closed down Roadpacer Super Speedway. This race was won by Andrew Axler. On Lap 68 Chick Hicks caused Billy Ford to crash into the wall. After this Chick Hicks was banned from the Shootout for 1 year.

## Transcript

### Billy Ford's Hard Crash

Ken: OH NO ITS BILLY FORD CRASHED BY CHICK HICKS!

Ned: CHICK SHOULD BE BANNED!

Ken: Looks like your wish is coming true Ned because we just heard Chick Hicks has been banned from this race.

Ned: Dreams come true guys! HA HA HA HA!

### Finish

Ken: ANDREW AXLER HOLDS BOTH SHIFTRIGHTS OFF TO WIN THE SHOOTOUT!

Ned: I think The Axler's and Shiftright's have been the kings of these event. In 1981 and last year in 1982 Klint Shiftright won and now this year Andrew Axler won. Kraig Shiftright has not been able to win this race yet!

(Joners Radio)

Andrew: YEAH WE BEAT THE SHIFTRIGHTS!

Crew Cheif: YEAH ANDREW!

(End Of The Transcript!)
1969 Firecracker 400

This race is infamous for Ted Garcia becoming blind after Drive Parkerson pushed him on purpose thinking he is a Spanish anarchism supporter.

## Transcript

### Ted Garcia's Career Ending Crash

Drive: AAAHHH! There's a Spanish anarchist supporter racer!

Drive's crew chief: Hey, Drive! Easy there!

Drive: No! And die, Spanish anarchist supporter! (pushes Ted Garcia)

Ted: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Narrator: Drive Parkerson pushes Ted Garcia and Ted crashes into a track hotel!

Ted: Ouch! Not the floor! (floor crashes on him) OW! I'm blind! Help me!

Narrator: The hotel floors have crashed into Ted! Ted is blinded!

Drive crew chief: Well done, and do you remember Jimmy Lugwrench's crash?

Drive: Oh yeah! Jimmy's crash, I remember wait he said. He was screaming that his body was burning. But screw him, those were his last words but I don't care! That mean car deserved it anyway!

The King: How dare you wreck Ted into a hotel!

Drive: Shut up!
1983 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

## List of races and its winners

1. Nightdona 500 - Buddy Braker
2. Las Vegas 400 - Don Chapcar
3. Texas 350 - Alloy Wilson
4. Olympus 500 - Dale Earnhardt
5. Carolina's 350 - The King
6. Palm Mile 300 - Larry Smith
7. BnL 500 - Darrell Cartrip
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Darrell Cartrip
9. New York 400 - Darrell Cartrip
10. Tow Cap 400 - Kraig Shiftright
11. Memphis 400 - Alloy Wilson
12. Mood Springs 400 - Alloy Wilson
13. The King 400 - Alloy Wilson
14. Rev N Go 350 - Alloy Wilson
15. Pocono 400 - Alloy Wilson
16. N20 Cola 400 - Alloy Wilson
17. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Alloy Wilson
18. Revolting 400 - The King
19. Brickyard 400 - Ernie Gearson
20. Michigan 400 - Dale Earnhardt
21. Daniel 500 - Ernie Gearson
22. Calladega 500 - Don Chapcar
23. Easy Idle 400 - Don Chapcar
24. Copper Canyon 400 - Alloy Wilson
25. Leak Less 400 - Alloy Wilson
26. Fei 400 - Alex Quint
27. No Stall 350 - Neil Brakett
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Bobby Carsac
29. Spare Mint 400 - Dale Earnhardt
30. Dinoco 400 - Alloy Wilson
2001 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

## List of races and it's winners

1. Flordia 500 - Michael Cartrip
2. Las Vegas 400 - Slide Park
3. Texas 350 - Jeff Gorvette
4. Olympus 500 - Kevin Carvick
5. Ben's Hot Sauce 350 - Dale Carrett
6. Palm Mile 300 - Haul Inngas
7. BnL 500 - Dale Carrett
8. Vitoline 350 - The King
9. New York 400 - The King
10. Memphis 400 - Rusty Wheelhouse
11. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Elliott Draftler
12. Mood Springs 400 - Tony Gaswart
13. Pocono 400 - The King
14. N20 Cola 400 - The King
15. Michigan 400 - Jeff Gorvette
16. Dale Earnhardt 400 - Kevin Carvick
17. Rev N Go 350 - Jeff Gorvette
18. Gasprin 400 - Dale Earnhardt Jr
19. Brickyard 400 - Jeff Gorvette
20. No Stall 350 - Jeff Gorvette
21. Copper Canyon 400 - The King
22. Calladega 500 - Dale Earnhardt Jr
23. Heartland 500 - Crusty Rotor
24. Tow Cap 400 - The King
25. Leakless 400 - Chuck Armstrong
26. Fei 400 - Bobby Carbonte
27. Southern 500 - Ward Burton
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Dale Earnhardt Jr
29. Spare Mint 400 - The King
30. Cartinsville 400 - Ricky Carven
31. Los Angeles 500 - The King
32. Boston 350 - Bobby Carbonte
33. Revolting 400 - Sterling Carlin
34. Washington 350 - Bill Racelott
35. Richmond 400 - Sterling Carlin
36. Dinoco 400 - The King

## Gallery

Sammy SmelterRusty WheelhouseDale Earnhardt Sr (Daytona 500)Rusty CornfuelJimmy StrickscrewMark MartinDale Earnhardt JrBill RacelottJohn HicksXavier Schooner (Rookie)donard morieSky LewisJimmy RoasterMicheal CartripGreg BeepleMatt KensethBobby CarbonteRuby StormTony GaswartJimmy SpeedcarKen SchraderJeff GordonAiken AxlerKevin CarvickRon SteeringsonTony PowertireAlex QuintKenny ShiftrightAxel McDriftTaylor BendyOwen DrivewellKevin RacingtireEugene CarbureskiJerry Tireson JrEdward McQueen (Rookie)Ryan ShieldsRyan \*Ratchet\* Thunderbolt JrRuby "Easy" OaksClaude Scruggs
2007 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2008 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Playhouse Disney 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Samsung 320
5. Phineas and Ferb 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola 400
9. Pepsi 250
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's 230
15. Fox 500
16. NBA 370
17. Motor Speedway Of The South 500
18. Sony Ericsson 200
19. Toon Disney/Jetix 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. YouTube 340
23. Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. Sam's Club/Walmart 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Los Angeles Gymnastics 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
1993 Pocono 400

The 1993 Pocono 500 is a boring race. On lap 87, Kevin Phillips spilled oil.

The winner was The King (his first win since 1984 Firecraker 400) with Murray Clutchburn 2nd, Chick Hicks third, Eugene Carbureski in 4th, and Gerald Leadfoot was in 5th. Davey Carllison was 6th, WJ Lights was 7th, Klint Shiftright was 8th, Ernie Gearson was 9th, and Bill Racelott was 10th.

## Transcript

### Lap 1 crash

Ken Squier: The crowd rises to a speed as the pace car is off of the race track, and we're set to go 200 laps, 500 miles at Pocono International!

(Suddenly, 2 turns later, Chick Hicks turns James Cleanair. James started 3rd.)

(James Cleanair hits Jeff Gorvette, and Brush Curber. Jeff and Brush started 4th and 6th.)

Ned Carrett: Oh! A crash already!

Ken Squier: The rookie, Jeff Gorvette has crashed! He hasn't won a race yet. So does James Cleanair, who only won 1 race in his career in 1989. And Brush Curber who has won a few races so far in his career.

Ned Carrett: That must be very disappointing.

### Kevin spills oil

Kevin Phillips (feels his oil spilling): Oh no! I'm leaking what's happening!

N20 Cola crew chief: You blew an engine.

Kevin Phillips: Oh no!

Ken Squier: And Kevin Phillips is going to the garage area because he blew an engine.

Ned Carrett: Wow! Look at the oil spilling from his leaky tail pipe. I think he needs some Leak Less.

Ken Squier: That will bring out the caution. Because of oil from Terry and Kevin, on the track.

### Finish

Ken Squier: Here's The King coming off of turn 3, takes the checkered flag and wins the Pocono 500!

Ned Carrett: YES! FINALLY! THE KING GOT HIS FIRST WIN, IN 7 YEARS! That's incredible! I hope he wins more races soon.

Chick Hicks: OH GREAT! We are 3rd and 4th!

Eugene Carbureski: Because The King and Murray beated us! At least you wrecked that dumb rainbow warrior at the start of the race.
1993 Daytona 500

Dale Carrett wins the Florida 500. Dale Earnhardt was 2nd, Gerald Leadfoot was 3rd, WJ Lights was 4th and rookie Jeff Gorvette surprisingly 5th.

Eugene Carbureski was 6th, Chick Hicks was 7th, Murray Clutchburn was 8th, and Haul Inngas was 9th. The King surprisingly started at the pole, and gets a 10th place finish.

Rusty Wallace flips over in this race on lap 169 as he got turned by Eugene Carbureski and crashed into Micheal Cartrip. Misti Motorkrass was also in the crash, and Claude Scruggs had something to say, like always.

## Transcript

### Rusty Wallace's flip

Eugene: ALL RIGHT RUSY, THAT THIS!!!!!!!!! (turns Rusty Wallace)

(Rusty hits Micheal and Misti)

Ned: Trouble behind Rusty Wallace is turning over!

Ken: Rusty Wallace, 20 feet in the air, spinning and crashing!

Ned: Wow! Horrible crash! Micheal Cartrip and Misti Motorkrass are also in the crash.

Ken: Let's see the replay of what happened.

(Replay)

Ken: Here's the 36 car, Eugene Carbureski is where the trouble starts. He turns the 2 of Rusty Wallace.

Ned: Then Rusty crashed into Micheal Cartrip and Misti Motorkrass, and then Rusty went airborne and flipped.

Ken: That must be like a massive airborne!

### Finish

Ned: Here he comes, Earnhardt! It's the Dale and Dale show as they come off of turn 4! You know what I'm pulling boys! Dale Carrett, right in thee inside! They don't let them get out here!

Ken: He's gonna make it!

Ned: Dale Carrett is gonna win the Florida 500!

Ken: Dale Earnhardt is 2nd, Gerald Leadfoot is 3rd, WJ Lights is 4th, and rookie Jeff Gorvette is 5th.

Ned: And The King finishes 10th. His last top 10 finish was the 1991 Glen race.
Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 9: 1993 Hanes 500

The 1993 Hanes 500 is held at Martinsville.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: So, are you going to do better?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! I wish I won't crash in this race.

Ray Reverham: Ok. I hope you will win this race.

Jeff Gorvette: Me too.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Gerald Leadfoot: All right! Let's win this race!

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot, last season's Rookie of The Year winner, is a speedy car.

Jeff Gorvette: Time to push the 5 car to the lead! (pushes Crusty Rotor)

Ken Squier: Meanwhile, rookie Jeff Gorvette pushes his teammate Crusty Rotor to the lead. Crusty and Jeff will go to 1st and 2nd. Crusty Rotor will lead lap 1! His teammate, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, Gerald Leadfoot in 3rd. Fallowed by Cal Weathers, Rusty Wallace, Davey Carllison, Eugene Carburaski, and Ernie Gearson.

Ray Reverham: Keep drafting on the number 5.

Jeff Gorvette: (drafts on Crusty Rotor) I am, chief!

(later on lap 88)

Ray Reverham: Now go into the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Crusty, it's time for me to lead this race! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Rusty Wallace: (passes Crusty Rotor) I don't think so! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh, no! Rusty Wallace turns Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: And there's a little contact between Jeff and Bill Racelott!

Spike: GORVETTE SAVES IT! AND AROUND GOES BILL! BILL HITS THE WALL HARD!

Ken Squier Jeff Gorvette almost crashed! What a save for the rookie!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh my god! I almost crashed!

Ray Reverham: Ready for pit road?

Jeff Gorvette: Ready! (drives to pit road)

Ray Reverham: You need 4 tires and 1 1/2 can of fuel!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(Jeff's pitties change Jeff's 4 tires and fill Jeff up with 1 1/2 can of fuel)

Ken Squier: And Jeff Gorvette is back in the race! Bill Racelott is still on pit road. Bill's pitties are trying to repair him! The caution is out!

(later to the finish)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace wins at Martinsville!

Davey Carllison: Good job, my friend!

Rusty Wallace: Thanks, Davey!

Ray Reverham: Not bad, Jeff! 8th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Wow! Another top 10 finish!

Dale Earnhardt: Incredible, Jeff! You're in the top 10!

Jeff Gorvette: Thank you, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: You sadly know, I'm out on lap 453 due to an engine failure.

Jeff Gorvette: That's not good!

Dale Earnhardt: I know it isn't! Maybe I'll try again.

Jeff Gorvette: And I hope I can get my first career win.

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe.
2003 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

Bobby Carbonte won the Dinoco 400, but the champion was Matt Carseth (diespite Matt winning 1 race).

## Races Winners

1. Florida 500 - Micheal Cartrip
2. Las Vegas 400 - Matt Carseth
3. Texas 350 - Dale Carrett
4. Olympus 500 - Bobby Carbonte
5. Ben's Hot Sauce 350 - Ricky Carven
6. Palm Mile 300 - Chuck Armstrong
7. BnL 500 - The King
8. Vitoline 350 - Darren Leadfoot
9. New York 400 - Jeff Gorvette
10. Homestead 350 - Eugene Carburaski
11. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Kurt Buschtire
12. Mood Springs 400 - The King
13. Nitroade 400 - Tony Gaswart
14. N20 Cola 400 - Dale Earnhardt Jr
15. Michigan 400 - Kurt Buschtire
16. Mario Andretti 400 - Murray Clutchburn
17. Rev N Go 350 - Ponchy Wipeout
18. Gasprin 400 - Greg Beeple
19. Brickyard 400 - Kevin Carvick
20. No Stall 350 - Ryan Newcar
21. Copper Canyon 400 - Misti Motorkrass
22. Calladega 500 - Micheal Cartrip
23. Heartland 500 - Ryan Newcar
24. Tow Cap 400 - Murray Clutchburn
25. Leak Less 400 - Ryan Newcar
26. Fei 400 - Ryan Newcar
27. Southern 500 - Terry Carbonte
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Ryan Newcar
29. Spare Mint 400 - Chick Hicks
30. Cartinsville 400 - Ryan Newcar
31. Los Angeles 500 - Haul Inngas
32. Boston 350 - Jeff Gorvette
33. Revolting 400 - Jeff Gorvette
34. Washington 350 - Dale Earnhardt Jr
35. Richmond 400 - Bill Racelott
36. Dinoco 400 - Bobby Carbonte

## Gallery

Sammy SmelterRusty WheelhouseRusty CornfuelJimmy StrickscrewMark MartinDale Earnhardt JrBill RacelottJohn HicksXavier Schoonerdonard morieSky LewisJimmy RoasterMicheal CartripMatt KensethBobby CarbonteTony GaswartJimmy SpeedcarKen SchraderJeff GordonAiken AxlerKevin CarvickRon SteeringsonTony PowertireAlex QuintKenny ShiftrightAxel McDriftTaylor BendyOwen DrivewellKevin RacingtireEugene CarbureskiJerry Tireson JrEdward McQueenRyan ShieldsRyan \*Ratchet\* Thunderbolt JrRuby "Easy" OaksClaude ScruggsJohnny Blamer
Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 28: 4 mean cars wreck the announcers

Takes place in Wreckton, New Jersey in 1994. After all, Jonathan Melter is the oldest mean racer in it, and the youngest is Kyle Trackson. Jonathan participates instead of Rusty Wallace because Rusty was recovering from an accident where he did a bump-in-run on a fuel truck. This does not count as Jeff's third win, though.

## Transcript

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA! I'M HERE, KLERK SQUEAKER! TIME TO KILL YOU!

Ken Squier: OH NO! (runs away)

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: IT'S CHICK HICKS! (run away)

Eugene and Jonathan: We're gonna chase those guys too!

Chick Hicks: TIME TO WREK THEM!

(The LeRoy Heming tammates chase Ken Squier, Ned Carrett, Pinkie Pie and Spike the Dragon)

Kyle Trackson: HEY! I'M GONNA CHASE THEM TOO! YOU'RE MY RIVAL, CHICK!

Chick Hicks: TAKE THIS! (does a PIT maneuver on Ken Squier)

Ken Squier: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (goes into the ceatch fence)

Eugene Carburaski: TAKE THIS! (does a PIT maneuver on Ned Carrett)

Ned Carrett: OH NO! (hits the wall and nearly dies)

Jonathan Melter: TAKE THIS! (does a PIT maneuver on Pinkie Pie)

Pinkie Pie: (goes airborn) GOOD BYE MY BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW! (crashes into the ground)

Kyle Trackson: I'M ANTI CHCK HICKS! TAKE THIS! (does a PIT manuever on Spike)

Spike: AAAAHH! HELP ME!!!!! (gets flipped)

Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski and Jonathan Melter: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chick Hicks: NO ONE STOPS US NOW!

Kyle Trackson: HEY! I'M KYLE TRACKSON, YOUR RIVAL! SEEYA! 9passes Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: NOT SO FAST, MY RIVAL! (does a PIT maneuver on Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits the wall and gets stuck on his roof)

Chick Hicks: NOTHING CAN STOP ME! HA HA HA HA HA!

(later on, Dale Earnhardt and Jeff Gorvette join the race)

Dale Earnhardt: CHICK HICKS! IT'S YOU AND SOME OTHER MEAN RACERS!

Chick Hicks: YEAH!

Chick, Eugene and Jonathan: CEATCH US IF YOU CAN!

Dale Earnhardt: THAT'S ENOUGH!

(Dale Earnhardt gets ready to intiminate the bad racers from team LeRoy Heiming)

Dale Earnhardt: FIRST UP, THE YELLOW CAR! (dumps Jonathan Melter)

Jonathan Melter; NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (hits the wall)

Dale Earnhardt: NEXT, THE PINK CAR!

Eugene Carburaski: YOU MEAN ME? I'M YOUR MAIN RIVAL!

Dale Earnhardt; YEAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! (dumps Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski; I'M GONNA KILL YOU SOME DAY! (hits the wall)

Dale Earnhardt: AND LAST, AND THE WOST OF ALL, THE GREEN CAR!

Chick Hicks: HA! YOU'RE NOT GONNA INTIMINATE ME!

Dale Earnhardt: We'll Chick Hicks, you're the racer that nobody likes!

Jeff Gorvette: THAT'S RIGHT CHICKEN! YOU'RE THE WORST RACER EVER!

Dale Earnahrdt: TAKE THIS! (dumps Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits the wall)

Jeff Gorvette: NOW! I MUST WIN THIS! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

(Jeff Gorvete wins the race)

Ken Squier (weakly): And it's Jeff Gorvette for the win. (faints)

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! WHOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (does his burn out)

Dale Earnhardt: Hey, Jeff, Good job winning! I am 2nd!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I can win next race!
Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 25: 1993 Goody's 500

It took place at Cartinsvile, and it's a very boring race.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're starting 25th!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! I have to win!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's get up to 1st!

Ernie Swervan: I hope you can't take the lead from me, stupid Pink car!

Eugene Carburaski: I'll show you! (chases Ernie Swervan)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan wants to keep the lead from Eugene Carburaski!

Ned Carrett: And Eugene is a very mean car like Chick Hicks!

Eugene Carburaski: YOU CAN BLOCK ME LOSER! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Pinkie: OH AND EUGENE PASSES ERNIE!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski leads lap number 1!

(lap 426)

Ken Squier: it's lap 426 and Eugene Carburaski is still in the lead! Jeff Gorvette is chasing him on turn 1!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff is trying to take the lead!

Eugene Carburaski: Hey! You can't pass me, loser! Ha ha ha!

Jeff Gorvette: I'LL SHOW YOU CHICK HICKS MUCH! (passes Eugene Carburaski)

Spike: AND JEFF GORVETTE HAS PASSED THE BAD PINK CAR!

Eugene Carburaski: What did you call me? (does a PIT maneuver on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH AND EUGENE TURNS JEFF GORVETTE!

Jeff Gorvette: OH NO! I'M GONNA CRASH!

Spike: JEFF SAVES IT!

Jeff Gorvette: OH MY GOD! I ALMOST CRASHED!

Ray Reverham: Ready to go to pit road?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! I need tire change because I spun! (drives to pit road)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan passes Eugene Carburaski and leads lap 426! And now Jeff comes to pit road and will change his 4 tires because he got spun by the mean pink car.

Ned Carrett: The pink car is Eugene Carburaski, Ken! Jeff also needs 1 can of fuel, and Eugene Carburaski is chasing Ernie on turn 1!

Ray Reverham: Ok! Drive out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drives out of pit road)

Pinkie: Jeff leads pit road, AND HE'S BACK IN THE RACE!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is now 3 laps down due to the spun!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan wins at Martinsville!

Ernie Swervan: YES! YES!

Dale Earnhardt: Good job, Ernie!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Intiminator! I got spun by Eugene Carburaski on lap 426!

Dale Earnhardt: That's my rival!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I can beet him next race!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe!
2005 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

## Race Winners

1. Florida 500 - Jeff Gorvette
2. Las Vegas 400 - Lightning McQueen
3. Texas 350 - Chick Hicks
4. Olympus 400 - Carl Edwards
5. Ben's Hot Sauce 350 - Sage VanDerSpin
6. Palm Mile 300 - Kevin Shiftright
7. BnL 500 - The King
8. Vitoline 350 - The King
9. New York 400 - Lightning McQueen
10. Homestead 350 - Johnny Blamer
11. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - The King
12. Mood Springs 400 - Chick Hicks
13. Pocono 400 - Chick Hicks
14. N20 Cola 400 - Haul Inngas
15. Michigan 400 - Greg Beeple
16. Mario Andretti 400 - Dale Earnhardt Jr.
17. Rev N Go 350 - Chick Hicks
18. Gasprin 400 - Tony Gaswart
19. Brickyard 400 - Tony Gaswart
20. No Stall 350 - Lightning McQueen
21. Copper Canyon 400 - Lightning McQueen
22. Calladega 500 - Lightning McQueen
23. Heartland 500 - The King
24. Tow Cap 400 - The King
25. Leak Less 400 - Chick Hicks
26. Fei 400 - Todd Marcus
27. Southern 500 - Lightning McQueen
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Lightning McQueen
29. Spare O Mint 400 - Chick Hicks
30. Cartinsville 500 - Chick Hicks
31. Los Angeles 500 - Darren Leadfoot
32. Boston 350 - Chick Hicks
33. Re-Volting 400 - Lightning McQueen
34. Washington 350 - The King
35. Richmond 400 - Ernie Gearson
36. Dinoco 400 - Tie between The King, Chick Hicks & Lightning McQueen
37. Tiebreaker 200 - Chick Hicks

## Gallery

Joe BrakecheckGerald LeadfootRusty WheelhouseRusty CornfuelMark MartinDale Earnhardt JrKasey CornerJohn HicksDonald MorphieMicheal CartripKyle TracksonGreg BeepleMatt KensethBobby CarbonteTony GaswartJimmy SpeedcarJeff GordonKen SchraderAiken AxlerKevin CarvickRon SteeringsonAlex QuintTony PowertireKenny ShiftrightChuck ArmstrongKevin RacingtireEugene CarbureskiRyan ShieldsThe KingTerry CarbonteRyan Thunderbolt JrRuby OaksClaude ScruggsBrush CurberJohnny BlamerMark RoaslyBilly OilchangerJames CleanairLee RevkinsWinford Bradford RutherfordWill DraftevWaffle Field of WheelManny FlywheelJeremy CarfieldMisti MotorkrassSlider PetrolskiDavid HeztcarHaul InngasSage VanDerSpinDarren LeadfootDavey ApexChick HicksDale CarrettPonchy WipeoutMurray ClutchburnErnie Gearsonlighing mqueenKurt BuschtireJeff BurtonCarl EdwardsGreg CandymanRalph CarlowTodd Marcus
2015 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2015 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Playkids/Disney Junior 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Sony 320
5. Phineas and Ferb 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola Light 350
9. Diet Pepsi 200
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's/White Castle 230
15. Fox 500
16. ESPN 370
17. Motor Speedway Of The South 500
18. Xbox One 200
19. Disney XD 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. YouTube 340
23. Diet Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. Target 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Sony PlayStation 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
2002 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

## List of Races and its winners

1. Florida 500 - Chuck Armstrong
2. Las Vegas 400 - Matt Carseth
3. Texas 350 - Chick Hicks
4. Olympus 500 - Tony Gaswart
5. Ben's Hot Sauce 350 - Sterling Carlin
6. Palm Mile 300 - The King
7. BnL 500 - The King
8. Vitoline 350 - Bobby Carbonte
9. New York 400 - Billy Oilchanger
10. Memphis 400 - Mark Cartin
11. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Kurt Buschtire
12. Mood Springs 400 - Tony Gaswart
13. Pocono 400 - Dale Carrett
14. N20 Cola 400 - Dale Earnhardt Jr
15. Michigan 400 - Matt Carseth
16. Mario Andretti 400 - Chick Hicks
17. Rev N Go 350 - Tony Gaswart
18. Gasprin 400 - Micheal Cartrip
19. Brickyard 400 - Bill Racelott
20. No Stall 350 - Bill Racelott
21. Copper Canyon 400 - Kevin Carvick
22. Calladega 500 - Dale Earnhardt Jr
23. Heartland 500 - Billy Oilchanger
24. Tow Cap 400 - Ward Burton
25. Leak Less 400 - Tony Gaswart
26. Fei 400 - Murray Clutchburn
27. Southern 500 - Jeff Gorvette
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Crusty Rotor
29. Spare Mint 400 - Ryan Newcar
30. Cartinsville 400 - Kurt Buschtire
31. Los Angeles 500 - The King
32. Boston 350 - Jeff Gorvette
33. Revolting 400 - Davey Apex
34. Washington 350 - Billy Oilchanger
35. Richmond 400 - Chuck Armstrong
36. Dinoco 400 - Tony Gaswart

## Gallery

Sammy SmelterRusty WheelhouseRandy Revkins.webpRandy Revkins (Rookie)Rusty CornfuelJimmy StrickscrewMark MartinDale Earnhardt JrBill RacelottJohn HicksXavier Schoonerdonard morieSky LewisJimmy RoasterMicheal CartripMatt KensethBobby CarbonteRuby StormTony GaswartJimmy SpeedcarKen SchraderJeff GordonAiken AxlerKevin CarvickRon SteeringsonTony PowertireAlex QuintKenny ShiftrightAxel McDriftTaylor BendyOwen DrivewellKevin RacingtireEugene CarbureskiJerry Tireson JrEdward McQueenRyan ShieldsRyan \*Ratchet\* Thunderbolt JrRuby "Easy" OaksClaude ScruggsJohnny Blamer
2013 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series

The 2013 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is the 64th season of the NASCAR Cup Series.

## Race Winners

* Budweiser Shootout - Kevin Harvick (1)
* Gatorade Duel - Kevin Harvick (2), Kyle Busch (1)

1. Daytona 500 - Jimmie Johnson (1)
2. Subway Fresh Fit 500 - Carl Edwards (1)
3. Kobalt Tools 400 - Matt Kenseth (1)
4. Food City 500 - Kasey Kahne (1)
5. Auto Club 400 - Kyle Busch (2)
6. STP Gas Booster 500 - Jimmie Johnson (2)
7. NRA 500 - Kyle Busch (3)
8. STP 400 - Matt Kenseth (2)
9. Toyota Owners 400 - Kevin Harvick (3)
10. Aaron's 499 - David Ragan
11. Bojangles Southern 500 - Matt Kenseth (3)
	* Sprint Showdown
	* NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race - Jimmie Johnson (3)
12. Coca-Cola 600 - Kevin Harvick (4)
13. FedEx 400 - Tony Stewart (1)
14. Party in the Poconos 400 - Jimmie Johnson (4)
15. Quicken Loans 400 - Greg Biffle
16. Toyota/Save Mart 350 - Martin Truex Jr.
17. Quaker State 400 - Matt Kenseth (4)
18. Coke Zero 400 - Jimmie Johnson (5)
19. Camping World RV Sales 301 - Brian Vickers
20. Samuel Deeds 400 at The Brickyard - Ryan Newman
21. GoBowling.com 400 - Kasey Kahne (2)
22. Cheez-It 355 at The Glen - Kyle Busch (4)
23. Pure Michigan 400 - Joey Logano
24. Irwin Tools Night Race - Matt Kenseth (5)
25. AdvoCare 500 - Kyle Busch (5)
26. Federated Auto Parts 400 - Carl Edwards (2)
27. GEICO 400 - Matt Kenseth (6)
28. Sylvania 300 - Matt Kenseth (7)
29. AAA 400 - Jimmie Johnson (6)
30. Hollywood Casino 400 - Kevin Harvick (5)
31. Bank of America 500 - Brad Keselowski
32. Camping World RV Sales 500 - Jamie McMurray
33. Goody's Headache Relief Shot 500 - Jeff Gordon
34. AAA Texas 500 - Jimmie Johnson (7)
35. AdvoCare 500 - Kevin Harvick (6)
36. Ford EcoBoost 400 - Denny Hamlin
2013 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2013 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Playkids 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Randalls 320
5. Phineas and Ferb 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola Light 350
9. Diet Pepsi 200
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's 230
15. Fox 500
16. ESPN 370
17. Motor City 500
18. Jensen's 200
19. Disney XD 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. Bob Zoom 340
23. Diet Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. Sam's Club 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Los Angeles Gymnastics 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
37. TIEBREAKER RACE
Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 19: 1993 Budweiser at the Glen

Taking place at The Glen of course.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: Hey, kid! Ready for a win?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I'm not gonna be a stupid magnet face!

Ray Reverham: All right! You're starting 11th today!

Jeff Gorvette: I must get to the top 10!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: We are about to start the Glen! And it's on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to win this race! (passes Chick Hicks)

(lap 64)

Jeff Gorvette: Time to chase you, Earnhardt!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette started 11th this race, but now he's up to 2nd!

Dale Earnhardt: That's him! The 24 car! Right behind me! If he passes me, I'll draft on him until the end of the race!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm gonna pass you, Dale!

(suddenly, Jeff Gorvette blows an engine)

Spike: OH NO! JEFF GORVETTE HAS BLOWN AN ENGINE AGAIN!

Ray Reverham: It's over, Jeff.

Jeff Gorvette: Oh, no! Not another engine failure!

Ken Squier: That's two engine failers in a row since last week! Earnhardt keeps this lead and will lead lap 64!

(lap 85)

Ken Squier: It's lap 85! Cal Weathers in the lead! Fallowed by Dale Earnhardt, Chick Hicks, and Billy Oilchanger!

Cal Weathers: This is for you, dad!

Ned Carrett: Cal is trying to win for his father, The King!

Ken Squier: 4 WIDE BEHIND CAL WEATHERS!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU INTIMIDATOR! (turns Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: OH NO! DALE EARNHARDT SPINS AND TAKES OUT THE LEADER CAL WEATHERS!

Ken Squier: Cal Weathers hits hard into the barrier! And Dale Earnhardt is stuck in the sand!

The King: It's over, Cal!

Cal Weathers: IT'S CHICK'S FAULT!

The King: I know.

Tow Mater: I'll help you, Dale! (tows Dale Earnhardt out of the sand)

Dale Earnhardt: Thanks, Tow Truck! Now I have to go to the pits!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt is now going to the pits! Dale will still be in the race, but tough break for Cal Weathers! He has no chance of winning this race! Billy Oilchanger goes through the caution flag and leads lap 85!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Here the come to the checkered flag! Who's gonna win this race!

Billy Oilchanger: Seeya later, Chick! (drives away from Chick)

Ned Carrett: AND IT'S ERNIE GEARSON FOR THE WIN! CHICK LOSES BY 6 INCHES!

Billy Oilchanger: Yes! I won at the Glen!

Chick Hicks: I hate you!

Dale Earnhardt: Hey, Jeff! I sadly finished a low 18th because I spun with Cal Weathers because of Chick Hicks. Luckly, I didn't hit the barrier.

Jeff Gorvette: I am also not good in this race! I had an engine failer on lap 64!

Dale Earnhardt: Another one! 2 in a row since last week end!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I can win next week and hopefully I can get my first career win!

Dale Earnhardt: You'll see!
Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 20: 1994 The Bud At The Glen

A very boring episode.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: Did you know I won last week? It's my 2nd career win, and maybe I can win again this race!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe you can beat me to the line this race.

Ray Reverham: ok! You're qualifying in 3rd place. You need to push what ever is on the pole to take the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on at the Glen!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this for a 3rd career win!

Ned: Ernie Gearson has a good start, while Jeff Gorvette drafts on Ernie! Jeff's looking for his 3rd career win!

(but Jeff's drafting with the leader fails)

(lap 18)

Chick Hicks: The King's son is as stupid as The King himself! TAKE THIS! (does a PIT maneuver on Cal Weathers)

Ken Squier: Oh trouble! Cal Weathers spins into the tire barrier! The caution is out!

The King: Are you ok, son?

Cal Weathers: Yeah! Gues I'm out!

The King: Ok! We'll get it next time.

Chick Hicks: Ha ha ha! The Weathers family is in the toilet!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: And we're back to the green!

Jonathan Melter: Hey, Mr. Intiminator! YOU CAN'T PASS ME! HA HA HA!

Dale Earnhardt: I'LL SHOW YOU!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt trying to take the lead from Jonathan Melter! He's looking for the lead!

Spike: Yeah! We don't want Jonathan Melter! We want Dale Earnhardt! Earnhardt is cool!

Ken Squier: They're fighting for the lead as Earnhardt looks to Jonathan's bumper!

Dale Earnhardt: Move out of the way, mean racer! (intiminates Jonathan Melter)

Jonathan Melter: Oh, no!

Ken Squier: Dale bumps Jonathan out of the way and completes lap 22!

(lap 27)

Ernie Gearson: Hey! You bump so many cars, but I don't want to get intiminated! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: I must draft on the 93!

Pinkie: Ernie Gearson has the lead! Dale wants to take it back, but Gearson completes this lap!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Ernie Gearson started at the pole, and will win the Glen race in 1994!

Ernie Gearson: Good job suporting me! Good job!

Jeff Gorvette: This is strange that I didn't lead a single lap!

Murray Clutchburn; It's alright, Jeff!

Dale Earnahrdt: I agree with Murray! I know It's strange to start at a high position while not leading a single lap.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.