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Mafia Leader • Fei/Biography

Bio 1 [Unlock Mafia Leader • Fei]

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* Chinese
The only daughter of the Kuroguchi-gumi's leader, the next leader of East Gate's underground world.

She looks like an ordinary girl who loves ice creams and prefers quiet environments. She is working hard on her acting skills and she considers Yee as a senior in the field.

Obviously, as the future Lord of the East Gate, she can do a lot more than you think.黑口组组长独女，东关地下社会的下一任主宰。

看上去普通的小女孩，喜欢冰激凌和安静，正在努力钻研表演技巧，视叶言为前辈。

当然，作为未来的东关之主，她并是那么不简单、
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Bio 2 [Level Up Mafia Leader • Fei to Level 40]

* English
* Chinese
Birthday: February 4
Sign: Aquarius
Height: 145 CM
Weight: 34 KG
Blood Type: A
Hobby: Reading. Acting. Quiet environments. Ice creams
Dislike: Violence. People who bully others. Speak in front of a lot of people. Math
Taboo: Useless. Burden

生日：2月4日
星座：水瓶座
身高：145 CM
体重：34 KG
血型：A
喜欢：读书 表演 安静 冰激凌
讨厌：暴力 欺负人的家伙 在很多人面前上台发言 数学
禁语：没用 拖后腿的

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Bio 3 [Promote Mafia Leader • Fei to 4 Stars]

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* Chinese
She was taken away by her mother after the divorce of her parents. She returned to the East Gate to live with her father recently.

Her father, Wenshan, is the leader of one of the three strongest clans at the East Gate, Kuroguchi-gumi. He was respected by members of the clans and he was going to become the next Lord of the East Gate. However, he decided to let his daughter take over the position after he was severely injured by the demon.

Her mother, Fang, was the national running target pistol champion and she trained Fei since Wei was young to make her a master shooter.

Although she prefers peace and she is a bit shy, Fei will show her true style in front of the real villains.父母离异后被母亲带走，近期才回东关和父亲一起生活。

父亲浦闻山为东关三霸之一黑口组的组长，深孚众望，本预定成为下一代东关之主，被妖怪重伤后决定传位女儿。

母亲天然芳为气手枪移动靶全国冠军，从小的训练使小菲成为射击高手。

虽然热爱和平还有点害羞，但在真正的坏人面前，小菲可是拿得出真正的大佬气概。
超狗进化

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做为创象小说（比科幻要深刻的小说）家的我，因为对女朋友实在是太挑剔了，实在是受不了很多女人的那种傲娇的性格，于是在还没有碰到温顺的妹子之前，我决定去导盲犬培训中心购买一条拉布拉多导盲犬。相比而言，狗狗的性格实在是再适合不过我了。

注意，我不也是瞎子，我买导盲犬可不是因为狗狗的导盲功能才买的，我是因为很看中培训中心对狗狗培训出可以帮助人干活和交流的能力才买的。听说拉布拉多狗和已经绝迹的帮助渔民捕鱼的水猎犬和帮助猎人寻回猎物的寻回犬有血缘关系，这种狗天生就很温顺而且天生就适应和人类一起合作，现在又常用来训练成导盲犬，所以这种狗的智商和情商算是狗中最高的了。

我挑了一条毛发深黑光亮的，因为我猜测它的毛发这么顺滑，肯定遗传了已经绝迹的勤劳帮助渔民捕鱼的水猎犬的性情。我们两个的目光一对上，我就喜欢上它了。它那宽大的脑门、忧虑的眼神、温顺啪啦着的耳朵、敏感的大鼻子、油黑的皮肤、健壮的肌肉，怎么能不惹人爱。

我对着它微笑，它也似乎看出了我的友好，于是飞窜地跑到了我的跟前狂蹭。我一蹲下，它就象见到了情人似的猛用它的长舌头舔我的脸。在它第一个跑到我的身边之后，其它的狗狗也相继跑了过来，但是我还是选择了它，因为它是最快主动跑到我身边的，这可以说明它的眼力也是最强的。

我把它牵回了家，并把它取名叫“超狗”。

超狗在家，象什么开门、关门、开电视、开电脑、开冰箱、买东西、接电话、等等之类的简单行为是很熟练的了。所以，象我这么不修边幅、懒的人，最关心的是写小说的人来说，超狗算得上是我的靠谱“女仆”了。闲暇的时候，我就教它识字和教它更复杂的行为。久而久之，它居然能够听得懂我给它的复杂指令，并且能够发出不清楚的语言。

后来，超狗还学会了简单的游戏、唱歌、跳舞、绘画，它算得上是一条多才多艺的学术狗了。我很惊讶，一条狗在我的训练之下，居然能够开发出如此多的智力潜力。就在超狗被我训练得象自己的一个知心朋友的时候，时间已经不知不觉的过了十年，狗的年龄也就十来年左右，超狗突然有一天就老死了。我象是死了亲人一样的，抱着超狗痛哭，我把它埋在了老家，并立起了石碑，刻上“超狗”两个字。

“超狗”去世之前，还好我有给它去导盲犬培训中心配种，于是我就在培训中心把它的儿子领回了家，并还 叫这个小家伙做”超狗“。听培训中心的朋友说，它刚出生不久就会象人的婴孩一样会叫不清楚的“妈妈”发音，而且学习能力超强，真是太神奇了。我听他们这么一说，就意识到这个小家伙不简单，一定有遗传它父亲的天才狗基因。

回到家后不久，我就象教它父亲一样训练它，刚开始我还以为它的智力顶多也只高到象它父亲一样，想不到它就象是进化出了人类一样高的智力学习能力超强。我越来越意识到，这个“超狗”是狗进化史上的一个奇迹，于是我就象老师一样想把它教成一只会说话的拥有才华的天才狗。2年之后，超狗已经成年，同时他的才华居然能和我并驾齐驱，想必过不了多久它就会超过我这个人类。这个时候，我和超狗就象是一对可以交流学术思想的朋友。我找来以前我给它父亲在世时候拍的视频，它看后潸然泪下，请求我帮它完成建立超狗国的梦想，我答应了它。

我们俩想了好久，最后我决定录一个关于超狗的视频，然后发到网上，让全世界的人关注它。关注它之后，并央求有养狗的网友给它们的狗做狗的“试管婴孩”，这样的话超狗的基因就够全世界的母狗怀孕了，这样的话超狗的天才基因就可以延续并扩大了。超狗听完我的计划之后，觉得我想得太天才了，高兴得一直说以后会厚厚的报答我的。

视频一发到网上，一夜之间全世界就知道了关于我和“超狗”的故事，全世界的网名都为之感到震惊和感动，决心帮助超狗完成建立超狗国的梦想，计划一步步的进行着。无数的网名都给自己家里有养母狗的，都给做了“试管婴狗”，三个月之后，无数的超狗后代出生了。紧接着，无数网名开始教育这些超级狗后代。2年之后，全世界的超级狗后代都成年了，它们也知道了自己的来龙去脉，知道都有一个叫做“超狗”的爸爸，也知道超狗国的梦想。

这个时候的超狗有5年了，已经相当于到了人的中年。在这等它的后代长大的两年日子里，超狗已经拥有了好几十个相当于可以得好几十个诺贝尔奖的学术成果。超狗的名气已经惊动了全世界，其实这也是超狗的计划，因为这样就可以打动全世界的人类和联合国给它们一块领土建立超狗国。果不其然，联合国决定划一块地给它们。超狗带领着它的后代来到了这块领土，全世界的好心人和它们的主人都捐款援助它们建国。

超狗国建立之后，一发不可收拾，它们依靠它们的智力只用了5年就建立起了可以和人类任何一个国家媲美现代化的国家。它们的第一个总统是当然是“超狗”，已经快老死了。我做为它们的大恩人，自然是很受它们喜爱的，每次我去看望“超狗”它们都会特别礼遇。

我亲爱的超狗，不久之后就去世了，我在它的追悼会上和它的子民一起追悼它伟大而神奇的一生。

后来的超狗后代进化速度越来越快，超狗变得越来越聪明了，超狗国也自然越来越先进了。人类在帮助它们建国之初就意识到了需要面对的挑战，人类也开始越开越团结，人类的进化速度也开始加快了。从此，地球上就出现了两个你追我赶的超级智慧文明，一个是是人类，一个是超狗国。
Flower Spirit

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* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Flower Spirit** is a 3-Star Guardian in Night Agent.

A lily of the valley spirit who has just cultivated a physical form. Extraordinarily lovable, the sound of a tiny bell rings when she walks.

## Progression

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

## Single Skill Effects

 **Spring**

* Rank 0: Increase Unique Skill damage by 9.8%
* Rank 1: Increase Unique Skill damage by 11.0%
* Rank 2: Increase Unique Skill damage by 12.4%
* Rank 3: Increase Unique Skill damage by 14.5%

 **Summer**

* Rank 0: Increase critical damage by 8.8%.
* Rank 1: Increase critical damage by 9.9%.
* Rank 2: Increase critical damage by 11.2%.
* Rank 3: Increase critical damage by 13.1%.

 **Autumn**

* Rank 0: Increase critical rate by 1.8%.
* Rank 1: Increase critical rate by 2.0%.
* Rank 2: Increase critical rate by 2.3%.
* Rank 3: Increase critical rate by 2.7%.

 **Winter**

* Rank 0: Increase skill damage by 3.1%.
* Rank 1: Increase skill damage by 3.5%.
* Rank 2: Increase skill damage by 4.0%.
* Rank 3: Increase skill damage by 4.6%.

## Resonance Set Effects

* **2 Pieces**: Increase SP recovery rate by 29.3% upon hitting an enemy inflicted with the "Weaken" effect with a skill.
* **4 Pieces**: The more enemies inflicted with the "Weaken" effect on the battlefield, the greater the increase in Attack Power, up to 5%.

## Availability

Flower Spirit • Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter can be obtained from

* Performing Summons, with a 3% chance of summoning her.
* Haunted Shop for 500 .
* Completing Dispatch Missions. (Chance)
* Defeating Raid Bosses on **Normal** difficulty. (Chance)
* Completing certain stages in Demon Lord Castle.

## Biography

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Requirement: Obtain Flower Spirit • Spring

Reward: 2

> Her brief presence in a room is the equivalent of having a hundred potted plants.
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### 2

Requirement: Obtain Flower Spirit • Summer

Reward: 2

> Dislikes cloudy days. Not getting enough sunlight makes her depressed.
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### 3

Requirement: Obtain Flower Spirit • Autumn

Reward: 2

> Feels guilty towards people who are allergic to her pollen. When she notices someone in discomfort because of her, she will feel so bad she starts crying.
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### 4

Requirement: Obtain Flower Spirit • Winter

Reward: 2

> Highly poisonous. Don't try to lick her or you will be poisoned.
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## Break

Breaking Flower Spirit will yield the following rewards:
长郡中学

长沙市长郡中学，通称长郡中学，简称长郡，是一所位于湖南省长沙市的普通高级中学。[注 1]该校在长沙具有很高声誉，是湖南省首批示范性普通高级中学之一，与当地其他三所高中并有“四大名校”之称。长郡中学的前身为1904年创办的长沙府中学堂，发展过程中曾数易其名。1952年至1984年间，其以“长沙市第二中学”名称办学。2001年，长郡中学与民办学校麓山国际实验学校合作建立长郡教育集团，目前此集团成员学校已有三十余所。除本部以外，该校还开设国际部，向海外高校输送学生。

2016年，杨帆在长郡中学门口摆摊贩卖亲甜滴、喷香滴。之后正义学生发现杨帆制作亲甜滴的盆子正是之前手淫用的精盆。杨帆大怒，要让“散布谣言”的学生“付出代价”，并且声称要起诉。截至现在（2023年），长郡中学没有任何一名学生被起诉。

《大脑升级人》之长郡中学的校训“朴实沉毅”就是在教你当学奴 是杨帆于2016-04-12 07:02:14 写下的批判长郡中学野蛮学奴的作品
不老人大战变形人

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2013-02-18 09:09

我身上随身都带有几颗药丸，当然不是什么毒品，是吃一颗就能够迅速变形成为特定的形状，比如我吃一颗长翅膀的药丸，那么我的后背肌肉就会变大并且长出一对乳白色的大翅膀。
虽然我不是什么精灵也不是什么天使，但是我后背能够长出一对翅膀是千真万确的。

我从脖子上戴着的项链上吊着小圆柱体盒子里取出一颗小圆珠蓝色药丸，吞下它时我没有感觉到任何味道，但是马上感觉到身体开始发热，这种热感不是感冒发烧的热感，而是像被心上人触电一样的热感，所以这种热感是无害却能给人精神振奋的感觉。

接着我的后背的感觉开始慢慢向外延伸，原来一对崭新的翅膀渐渐成型。我试着触发这种新的感觉，只听见大翅膀扑哧一声震开了。我就这么双脚一蹬地，翅膀一挥，我整个人就慢慢飘了起来。双脚离开地面的一刹那还有些许的胆颤，不过没过多久就被兴奋的感觉所淹没。我一会儿冲向高空，一会儿俯冲向地面，一会儿紧贴水面飞，一会儿飞近老鹰吓唬吓唬它，玩得找不到东西南北了。

飞了好久，也高兴了好久，不过我终于感觉到飞累了，于是我再一次回到了地面。

接着我再一次从脖子上戴着的项链上吊这的小圆柱体盒子里取出一颗恢复到人形的小圆珠蓝色药丸，后背上的打翅膀开始慢慢消失，可是控制的感觉也慢慢消失，于是我再一次回到了人类的模样。

、做为一个生物学家的我，虽然现在身强力壮，但是学识渊博的我早就意识到变形人的局限性，因为虽然变性人可以帮助人类更好的方便人类，但是变性人依然会慢慢老去，所以这正是我们变性人[sic]正头痛还未破解的基因学难题。

我研究过世界上所有长寿生物的基因，像研究树木长寿的基因，但是由于长寿的基因秘密实在是太过于精密，所以研究了许久都没有结果。不过做为变性人中最聪明的生物学家，我感到责任巨大，所以在我不断追求完美的一次次失败中终于有一次让我彻底解开了关于不老基因的所有秘密。我还没有把这个研究成果写成论文就疯狂的在学术界宣布自己的研究出了长生不老的成果，但是由于自己在学术界名气很大，那些学术家和人民也深信自己的成果是成功的。

在把长生不老的论文发表不久之后，长生不老药很快就被制造力强悍的企业给造出来了，我第一个实验这种药，因为自己对自己的产品深信不疑。

把长生不老药吃掉之后，我知道 这种药物在体内的作用过程，它要在我体内的基因建立一个关于长生不老的分子链接，这种全新的基因诞生之后接着就会作用于我的肉体。我躺在床上，我叫助手用摄像机记录我肉体的变化过程，这个过程大概需要一个晚上。

天亮之后，我迫不及待的用眼睛扫描自己的肉体，只见之前略显老态的皮肤变白嫩了，而且似乎也精神了不少，整个身体感觉充满了最年轻时候的青春活力。我高兴得不得了，一瞬就冲到镜子面前。马上我的眼睛就不受控制的睁大，表情也不受控制的展现出一幅震惊的形态。因为我的脸蛋又像最年轻时候一样帅了，当时真的是想立刻在最心爱的女人面前炫耀。
随后我开始打开昨晚录制的视频，我仔细研究端详着自己肉体的变化过程，整个过程就像是魔法一样神奇无比，自己被震撼得流下了眼泪，因为被自己的才华感动了。

最后我把这段视频上传到了网络，变形人人民也同样震惊地流下了眼泪，他们是被我的天赋所震惊了，因为他们知道我的研究成果能够让他们长生不老，他们从此即将结束身体老化的痛苦。

渐渐地，世界上会变老的变形人开始被长生不老的永远青春活力的不老人取代了。
Chiwen

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Chiwen** is a 5-Star Guardian in Night Agent.

The youngest of the Nine Offspring of the Dragon. Likes playing with water and putting out fires.

## Progression

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

## Single Skill Effects

 **Spring**

* Rank 0: Increase HP by 2.9%
* Rank 1: Increase HP by 3.2%
* Rank 2: Increase HP by 3.6%
* Rank 3: Increase HP by 4.2%
* Rank 4: Increase HP by 5.1%
* Rank 5: Increase HP by 6.0%

 **Summer**

* Rank 0: Increase dodge rate by 2.9%
* Rank 1: Increase dodge rate by 3.2%
* Rank 2: Increase dodge rate by 3.6%
* Rank 3: Increase dodge rate by 4.2%
* Rank 4: Increase dodge rate by 5.1%
* Rank 5: Increase dodge rate by 6.0%

 **Autumn**

* Rank 0: Increase SP recovery rate by 15.7%
* Rank 1: Increase SP recovery rate by 17.7%
* Rank 2: Increase SP recovery rate by 20%
* Rank 3: Increase SP recovery rate by 23.4%
* Rank 4: Increase SP recovery rate by 28.4%
* Rank 5: Increase SP recovery rate by 33.4%

 **Winter**

* Rank 0: Increase attack power by 2.9%
* Rank 1: Increase attack power by 3.2%
* Rank 2: Increase attack power by 3.6%
* Rank 3: Increase attack power by 4.2%
* Rank 4: Increase attack power by 5.1%
* Rank 5: Increase attack power by 6.0%

## Set Effects

* **2 Pieces**: When HP is higher than 50%, increase skill damage by 14.9% (17.88% when equipped by Sunny Gardenia • Sisa)
* **4 Pieces**: Recover 2 SP when dealing non-critical damage once, with 1 second cooldown (2.4 SP when equipped by Sunny Gardenia • Sisa)

## Resonance Effects

Chiwen's Resonance Effect only applies when equipped by Sunny Gardenia • Sisa:

* **2 Pieces**: +6000 HP, +4800 AP, +1600 Armor
* **3 Pieces**: +6000 HP, +3800 Critical, +800 Evade
* **4 Pieces**: +7000 AP, +1200 Armor, +1200 Evade. Obtain 10 SP after entering the battle.

## Availability

Chiwen • Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter can be obtained from

* Performing Pick-Up Summons on Sunny Gardenia • Sisa's banner, with a 0.62% chance of summoning her.
* Sunny Gardenia • Sisa Pick-Up's Voucher Shop for 300 .

## Biography

### 1

Requirement: Obtain Chiwen • Spring

Reward: 2

> As the youngest of nine siblings, she has been pampered, but is not spoiled.
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### 2

Requirement: Obtain Chiwen • Summer

Reward: 2

> Her mount is a pet with a beast's head and a fish's tail. Drainpipes one human buildings are often carved into its shape.
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### 3

Requirement: Obtain Chiwen • Autumn

Reward: 2

> Water will spring forth wherever she lays her gaze. To save trouble, she covers her eyes with her bangs and uses the scent of water vapor to identify objects.
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### 4

Requirement: Obtain Chiwen • Winter

Reward: 2

> When the water rises, she will transform into a large fish and play in the water. If there is a risk of flood, she will swallow the excess water and release it again during a dry spell.
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## Break

Breaking Chiwen will yield the following rewards:
Florescence • Qingfeng

## Qingfeng

* Album
* Portrait
* In Game

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Qingfeng (Florescence)** is a playable Paper agent in *Night Agent*.

A Beyonder, and the senior fellow apprentice of Huang. She has no desire and thinks men are nothing but animals.

## Combat Info

### Skills

 A horizontal blade strike that is fast like the flying willow leaves.
 A tornado released by the magic gourd pulls enemies to the center while damaging them.
 Consecutive slashes that will hit every corner just like the spring wind.
 Every flower petal falling from the flowering tree can easily hurt people.
 Twirl slightly and jump forward, dodging enemy attacks.

### Costumes

* Basic Costume Dye 1
1/1
* **Basic Costume** Dye 1 (Default)

### Recommended Guardians

#### Newbie

 Tiangou [2]: When hit by an enemy, increase damage immunity rate by 3% for 5 seconds.

 Tiangou [4]: Convert 1.2% of movement speed (initial value: 6) to critical rate.

#### Professional

 Jingwei [2]: Increase attack power by 4.3% of max HP.

 Jingwei [4]: Reduce damage taken from ranged attacks by 6.4%.

## Availability

* Standard Summons (Indefinite)
* All PICK UP! Summons.

### Shards

* Agent Shop: 1  for 60
* Demon Soul Shop: 1  for 650
棒战

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我感觉到自己的肉体非常轻盈,而且非常有力量.目光凝聚向地面射去,突然整个身体被反弹冲向空中,目光慢慢放松后停了下来,身体就这样漂浮在半空中.

下面是林场,我俯视冲下去抓起一根三米长的匀称木头,一头粗如人头均匀变小至如拳头大小的另一头.右手握住小头,双腿一蹬,目光向地面成四十五度角射去,嗖的一声巨响,我已不见人影.

不妙的是,这神奇的一目被在看守林场的外公外婆看见了.外婆愤怒的翘起干焉的嘴唇，露出只剩下一颗暗黑门牙对我破口大骂。外公颤抖着从身上抽出砍柴刀，追着我消失的气流。外婆跑进厨房，提着一把菜刀停在门口，突然她的身体开始变形，头部以下慢慢膨胀变得强壮硕大，菜刀也成比例变大，嗖的一声，就飞到了我的跟前。外公越跑越快，头部以下身体也在奔跑中慢慢变形，砍柴刀也大的恐怖，突然腾空，瞬间站了我的身后。我被变身后的外公外婆一前一后夹击，他们头部以下让我害怕和自卑，可是我看见他们的头部还是像以前那样的颓废，于是心中的战火又开始熊熊的燃起。还没有等他们的怒火爆发，我就持棒向他们的头部横扫一圈，两颗老人头在微秒间粉碎，只能在无头颈部看见有一团模红的血雾。两个无头怪物通过皮肤还能识别我的存在，显然丧失了复杂的格斗技能，但是还会简单凶猛的砍杀。前面有硕大的菜刀横面向我削来，后面有巨大的砍柴刀向我劈来，我把棒留了，目光紧闭消失在他们中间，接着他们被对方命中，一个被削成两节，一个被劈成两半，我的大棒也牺牲了。

我平静的打开双眼，身体再一次被地心引力吸引了。

*编辑者注：本文章文风非常迷幻，描述的场景如同磕了精神药物的幻觉一般，这是目前已知的杨帆唯一一次提到姥爷，以及在姥姥死前唯一一次提到姥姥，而对这两人被杨帆屠杀的场景描写十分精细，可以推测杨帆和姥姥、姥爷的关系并不好。*
Duel Expert • Gong

## Gong

* Portrait
* Game

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Gong (Duel Expert)** is a playable Paper agent in *Night Agent*.

A mysterious martial arts master from the United States. She seems to have an unusual relationship with the underworld of the East Gate.

## Combat Info

### Skills

 A three-stroke kick that draws a perfect arc in the air.
 The leg attack that surrounds the body with air currents while charging forward.
 Inner power prepared within and burst from palm.
 Fierce and powerful boxing combos.
 Dash forward and dodge enemy attacks.

### Costumes

* Basic Costume Dye 1
* Heart of Sapphire
1/2
* **Basic Costume** Dye 1 (Default)
* **Heart of Sapphire** (Increase attack power by 0.6%, damage immunity by 0.6%, HP by 0.6%. Gain 5 extra SP after blocking)
	+ Obtained from buying the Heart of Sapphire Pack in Check Pack during Duel Expert • Gong's banner

### Recommended Guardians

#### Newbie

 Hongniang [2]: Increase skill damage by 6%.

 Hongniang [4]: Increase critical damage by 21.2%.

#### Professional

 Weiqi [2]: After unleashing 5 skills, increase attack power by 15.36% for 10 seconds.

 Weiqi [4]: When HP is lower than 50%, increase critical rate by 12.72%.

## Availability

* Performing Pick-Up Summons on **Duel Expert • Gong**'s banner, with a 1.45% chance of summoning her.
* Duel Expert • Gong Pick-Up's Voucher Shop for 500 .

### Shards

* Duel Expert • Gong Pick-Up's Voucher Shop for 7 .
数学家Strongart诚征学术女仆（风纪委员）

***民科数学家Strongart于2012-10-1在豆瓣写下***

数学家Strongart诚征学术女仆（风纪委员）
基本要求：

0) 16-28周岁，身体健康，外貌端正，有萌娘气质者优先考虑。

1）热爱数学，能够欣赏Strongart教授的才华，认同他的主人地位。

2）有较高的欣赏眼光，看不上一般土财主和公务员。

3）无经济压力，不用工作或从事轻松自由的高收入工作。

4）有一定社交能力，能够协助Strongart教授安排活动者优先考虑。

女仆工作：主要是帮助主人安排活动，比如联系访谈讲座等，能尽量帮助主人实现奇思妙想，平时可以一起打游戏录制视频。
本次征集的女仆属于纯洁型，不包括H之类的重口味内容，也不用干粗活脏活。

主人特征：英文名Strongart，中二型天才气质，可以说是现实版的Sheldon，百度指数为150的数学家（丘成桐是250，陶哲轩是200，院士吴文俊只有120），网上有Strongart教授的交换代数与泛函分析视频，同时还是一位哲学家。其数学水平在国内早已破上限，被国外数学家称为“Grothendieck式的天才”，随便去哪个大学讲座都相当于山区支教。

个人博客：http://blog.sina.com.cn/strongart

作为回报，主人会指导女仆的数学修行，资质好者可传授上乘数学内功，通吃各类国产小研究生。

有意者请发邮件：519967919@qq.com
Queen of the Descent • Lady Yama

## Lady Yama

* Album
* Portrait
* In Game

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Lady Yama (Queen of the Descent)** is a playable Rock agent in *Night Agent*.

A vigorous and strong lady of the Netherworld. While her appearance never ages, she is a bit concerned about her age.

## Combat Info

### Skills

 Summon the purple thorns from the Netherworld, knocking back and immobilizing the enemies in front.
 Summon the two magic formations that are connected to the two bodyguards' powers and strike forward.
 Summon the purple thorns from both sides to gather the enemies and hit them with a laser cannon.
 Create countless gates that connect the Mortal Realm to the Netherworld using the infamous dimension spell before channelling the power of death to bombard the enemies in front.
 Flash forward and dodge enemy attacks.

### Costumes

* Basic Costume Dye 1
* Basic Costume Dye 2
* Basic Costume Dye 3
* Blossoming Rose
* Night Succubus
1/5
* **Basic Costume** Dye 1 (Default)
* **Basic Costume** Dye 2 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7  7
* **Basic Costume** Dye 3 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7  7
* **Blossoming Rose** (Increase attack power by 0.6%, damage immunity by 0.6%, HP by 0.6%)
	+ Obtained from Elite Tutoring Level 100
* **Night Succubus** (Increase attack power by 0.6%, damage immunity by 0.6%, HP by 0.6%. When attacking an enemy affected by Fear, reduce their accuracy by 20%, and deal 30% more damage to them)
	+ Obtained from Elite Tutoring Level 100

### Recommended Guardians

#### Newbie

 Kui [2]: Increase critical damage by 30.6% for 5 seconds.

 Kui [4]: Increase attack power by 7.68% for 5 seconds.

#### Professional

 Nine Tails [2]: Increase SP recovery rate by 56.64% upon hitting an enemy inflicted with the "Fear" effect with a skill.

 Nine Tails [4]: Increase critical rate against enemies inflicted with the "Fear" effect by 8.04%.

## Availability

* Standard Summons (Indefinite)
* All PICK UP! Summons.

### Shards

* Agent Shop: 1  for 20
* World Boss Rewards: 1-3 .
王希铭

散戶中的霸主，簡稱"霸主"，是巴哈場外的名人。本名王希銘，台灣大齡啃姥網哲。已被全站永久封鎖。

政治立場為舔共派。

详见https://cmingwang.github.io/

目前常駐於臉書霸社，有七張財金證照但股票走勢總是往相反的地方走。當兵時擔任輔導長，也曾在大潤發、家樂福等短暫任職，然而目前可能無業。

擅長烹調唐代料理，曾飼養一隻土狗「小翠兒」，已故。

巴友一擊沉帖於小屋有撰寫系列文「霸主解密」揭露其事蹟以及過往在場外帶風向的真相如何。

以下内容轉載自巴哈

https://forum.gamer.com.tw/Co.php?bsn=60076&sn=67287773

https://home.gamer.com.tw/artwork.php?sn=5106109

## 早期經歷

家庭背景，祖父王漢椿國軍上校退役，育有二子（其父王建勛、叔叔。），其為長孫。在晚年時妻子與兩個兒子搬出家裡，僅留下祖父與王希銘居住，是什麼原因導致這個家庭成員選擇分居出去，我個人猜想其祖父影響最大，另外王希銘乖僻、軟爛個性的塑造很可能就是其對於長孫的寵溺造成。

霸主的幼年時代，簡單來說就是單親家庭加上隔代教養的悲劇：從霸主自傳推測，媽媽在生下霸主後不久就離婚了，霸主和她的接觸只有帶去木柵動物園玩、郵局辦事偶遇買元氣小子機器人玩具、爺爺過世幫忙處理而已。而爸爸則是為了生活奔波，後來更投資失敗欠了一屁股債，因此除了偶爾支付生活費和幫忙申請世新大學第一學期的學貸以外鮮少互動，再娶的後媽也比較愛自己的孩子，因此全家最愛霸主的只有爺爺。

本來霸主的家庭不算問題太嚴重，但在國二時全家分居，霸主不喜歡爸爸跑去跟爺爺住，這時的霸主沉溺於網路遊戲，而這也是人格扭曲的開端。

根據霸主自傳所述：「那時玩石器時代用56K撥接的網路，玩了一個月電話費3000多，還被爸爸踹呢」網遊的風氣一向是輸人不輸陣，就算打不贏人嘴也要臭死人，霸主因此養成了自傲自戀的人格：根據提供畢業照的國中同學爆料，霸主在學校屬於前段班，因此也是走路有風，但是過於臭屁的結果就是人緣不佳，在自傳裡自吹的什麼小女友都是純屬虛構。

對於霸主的管教，他討厭不負責任的爸爸因此根本不會聽爸爸的話，只能靠爺爺管，偏偏爺爺對霸主偏於溺愛疏於管教，因此霸主越來越偏激叛逆，到高三甚至敢從奶奶那裡奪回爺爺退休俸的支配權，無人可管又有錢的情況下就更加膽大妄為了。

霸主先是考上世新財金，大概嫌路途遙遠，大一上低空飛過，大一下沉迷天堂2乾脆不去上課，說要照顧爺爺因此退學。在中壢圖書館自修一年考上中原特教，又嫌科系不喜歡，讀半年放棄重考上中原企管，這才勉強讀下去。這時開始接觸股票，過的還算愜意，不過好日子終有到頭時，霸主任性妄為不聽人言的性格，一步步摧毀他的人際關係，最後終於將他自己逼到苟延殘喘，與賣唱叫花子無異的境地。
Night's Watch • Yee

## Yee

* Album
* Portrait
* Game

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Yee (Night's Watch)** is a playable Rock agent in *Night Agent*.

A Night's Watch who represents his clan and became an agent. People always misunderstand him and think he is a crazy performance artist.

## Combat Info

### Costumes

* Basic Costume Dye 1
* Basic Costume Dye 2
* Basic Costume Dye 2
* Lonely Mushroom
1/4
* **Basic Costume** Dye 1 (Default)
* **Basic Costume** Dye 2 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7  7
* **Basic Costume** Dye 3 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7  7
* **Lonely Mushroom** (Increase attack power by 0.6%, damage immunity by 0.6%, HP by 0.6%)
	+ Obtained from Elite Tutoring Level 100

### Recommended Guardians

#### Newbie

 Cat Spirit [2]: When combo reaches 500, increase critical rate by 3.2%.

 Cat Spirit [4]: When combo reaches 100, increase skill damage by 7% for 10 seconds.

#### Professional

 Phoenix [2]: When combo reaches 100, increase critical rate by 5.1% for 10 seconds.

 Phoenix [4]: Increase critical damage by 106% to enemies with HP higher than 75%.

## Availability

* **Night's Watch • Yee** is obtained at the start of the game.
* Standard Summons (Indefinite)
* All PICK UP! Summons.

### Shards

* Basic Shop: 2  for 50,000
* Team Shop: 1  for 100
* Agent Shop: 1  for 40
* Complete Stage 1-5 **Elite** Biao's Home Court (Chance)
* Complete Stage 5-5 **Elite** Indifferent to Fame (Chance)
* Complete Stage 3-5 **Hell** Good Things for Good People (Chance)
* Complete Stage 9-5 **Hell** Happened as Predicted (Chance)
* **Normal** Difficulty Chapter 1 Gold Chest: 10
* **Elite** Difficulty Chapter 1 Silver Chest: 20
* **Hell** Difficulty Chapter 1 Gold Chest: 30
Chaofeng

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Chaofeng** is a 5-Star Guardian in Night Agent.

The third of the Nine Offspring of the Dragon. Lucky and auspicious, dignified and beautiful and enjoys taking risks.

## Progression

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

## Single Skill Effects

 **Spring**

* Rank 0: Increase attack power by 2.9%
* Rank 1: Increase attack power by 3.2%
* Rank 2: Increase attack power by 3.6%
* Rank 3: Increase attack power by 4.2%
* Rank 4: Increase attack power by 5.1%
* Rank 5: Increase attack power by 6.0%

 **Summer**

* Rank 0: Increase HP by 2.9%
* Rank 1: Increase HP by 3.2%
* Rank 2: Increase HP by 3.6%
* Rank 3: Increase HP by 4.2%
* Rank 4: Increase HP by 5.1%
* Rank 5: Increase HP by 6.0%

 **Autumn**

* Rank 0: Increase skill damage by 5.0%
* Rank 1: Increase skill damage by 5.6%
* Rank 2: Increase skill damage by 6.4%
* Rank 3: Increase skill damage by 7.4%
* Rank 4: Increase skill damage by 9.0%
* Rank 5: Increase skill damage by 10.6%

 **Winter**

* Rank 0: Increase dodge rate by 2.9%
* Rank 1: Increase dodge rate by 3.2%
* Rank 2: Increase dodge rate by 3.6%
* Rank 3: Increase dodge rate by 4.2%
* Rank 4: Increase dodge rate by 5.1%
* Rank 5: Increase dodge rate by 6.0%

## Set Effects

* **2 Pieces**: Increase attack power by 4.3% of max HP (5.16% when equipped by Morning Glory • Huang)
* **4 Pieces**: Increase SP recovery rate by 117.8% when HP is higher than 75% (141.36% when equipped by Morning Glory • Huang)

## Resonance Effects

Chaofeng's Resonance Effect only applies when equipped by Morning Glory • Huang:

* **2 Pieces**: +6000 HP, +4800 AP, +1600 Armor
* **3 Pieces**: +6000 HP, +3800 Critical, +800 Evade
* **4 Pieces**: +7000 AP, +1200 Armor, +1200 Evade. Obtain 10 SP after entering the battle.

## Availability

Chaofeng • Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter can be obtained from

* Performing Pick-Up Summons on Morning Glory • Huang's banner, with a 0.62% chance of summoning her.
* Morning Glory • Huang Pick-Up's Voucher Shop for 300 .

## Biography

### 1

Requirement: Obtain Chaofeng • Spring

Reward: 2

> Prefers not to be disturbed and would rather settle in a corner than move around.
>
>

### 2

Requirement: Obtain Chaofeng • Summer

Reward: 2

> Often perched on high places and gazing into the distance, her graceful figure has been described in many tales and legends.
>
>

### 3

Requirement: Obtain Chaofeng • Autumn

Reward: 2

> In the modern age of high-rise buildings, she often sits on the balcony and watches the clouds pass by.
>
>

### 4

Requirement: Obtain Chaofeng • Winter

Reward: 2

> As an auspicious beast, the buildings she favors will be shielded by spiritual energy, exorcised of evil and protected from disaster.
>
>

## Break

Breaking Chaofeng will yield the following rewards:
《大脑升级人》之自由派“恶俗系”整天膜讽和暴骂德善吹霸野蛮人牧狼人云杰，早晚会出大事

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### ***网哲经历***

似乎才华超乎寻常的天才天生就有对身边一些野蛮低级的事情和低级的人不感兴趣或者丢弃，因为他们本能地在自己的天赋专业范围之类忘我的思索和创造，对于低级的事情自然是不上心的，就算上心了用不了多久也会自然的放弃那些低级的事情和低级的人。

才华横溢的天才本能的免疫野蛮低级的事情和低级的人那还自然，如果能够遇到与其才华相当的那倒还算是好事和幸运，如果遇见不到，那么一般这种天才许久以来很大年仅了都会是一个人孤独的在搞学术创造，性格灵活的天才倒还将就一下野蛮低级人，但是性格耿直的天才就不见得这么灵活了，他会一直孤独下去，显然这是一件很悲惨的事情。

我自己就是这样子的，回想从学生时代道现在的恋爱经历，我记得我放弃过很多野蛮或者低级的女孩子了，其中很多女孩子都是暗恋和害羞的，如果自己将就一下坚持一下其实都可以成为自己的女朋友，但是每次我都是快要到手了就不自觉的嫌弃她们野蛮或者低级都被我疏远了，最后一走了之，远走高飞。

包括工作的工作经历也是，我换了好多工作，几乎都是嫌弃太野蛮和低级，最后都不欢而散。

关注和浏览在网络上的各种论坛和网站也是，刚开始我是在新浪杂谈混，混到版主每每看到我发帖都会给我加精，但是那个回复量和支持者那个少，再加上又野蛮帖子多，于是就不怎么上新浪杂谈了。

后来相继是猫扑、凤凰网、天涯、凯迪、网易、搜狐这些大论坛，记得点击还不是很差，在猫扑还有过几次帖子置顶，但是基本上这些网站是比较野蛮的，管理员基本都盯上了我，不多久就会把我账号封了，于是我就自然抛弃了他们。

后来在豆瓣混，记得我把那些比较出名的学术小组里的野蛮人搅合得天翻地覆，还算是有点知名度的，后来也不出所料的基本被这些小组封禁，再加上豆瓣人气也不行了，走倒是没走，只是仅仅把豆瓣暂且当做了一个更新和备份文章的基地，如果豆瓣能够起死回生，我还是会回来看看的。

后来再一些小众学术论坛混，像什么A站文章区、1024、轻小说、科幻世界、果壳网，包括后面的知乎也是，这些里面的会员的野蛮和低级程度倒要低一点，尽管基本上是野蛮骂我和嘲笑我的，但是回复比较热情的，基本上都有人认识我，悲哀的是这些个网站的管理员就比较野蛮无比了，基本上只要我注册一个新账号就会被封杀，本想将就一下他们，最后也只能离去。

当然还有一个A站、B站、优酷、爱拍之类的视频网站，这些网站里的人基本也是野蛮低级的，但是因为并没有低级到封我的账号，所以基本上九把它们当又一个视频备份基地了。

甚至是需要翻墙的外网，我几乎逛遍所有中文论坛，但是不是被外网野蛮人封禁就是因为浏览的人实在是少得可怜，也没见到几个文明高级人，见到几个还都是因为我在墙内的知名度辐射影响出去的，所以我现在外网的账号都闲置着。

最后是在人数众多派系复杂的贴吧混，其实贴吧由于利用搜索引擎的大浏览量顺便做大了贴吧，几乎中国中文网站在贴吧都有自己的贴吧，但是大部分的中文网站又都是野蛮低级的，所以就算在贴吧有基地也一样野蛮低级，由于我能够看出他们其实臭味相同，于是在很多野蛮低级贴吧我在呆过一段时间观察之后基本就很少去发帖了。

后来很长一段时间都是这样，我基本就只在自己的个人贴吧发帖，然后就到还不是很野蛮低级的贴吧发帖，虽然很多帖子存活时间不长，但是至少起到了一点宣传我文明思想的作用，也慢慢找到了一些支持我的创蜜。

不知道什么时候，由于自己的坚持，好像有点回报了，好像开始转运了，因为在蓝志的野蛮脱口秀点击量暴增之后，林淏泽里面聚集了很多正义讽刺他的还算有点文明度的人，我只要一更新创文、创人药视频、创象小说，几乎会在很短的时间之类出现点击和回复暴增的现象。

由于我和他们还算有点文明交集，我也正义批判了野蛮人蓝志，还有后面冒出来的执迷不悟认为自己就是外星人的野蛮人克人，虽然这个吧里的很多人都是骂我或者讽刺我的口吻，其实我感觉得出来他们其实都是喜欢我的一种野蛮低级表达方式，当然，不乏有一些真正野蛮骂我的野蛮人。

自从我在林淏泽吧迅速出名之后，虽然也是小众的，但是我后来相继发现了和这个吧相仿的吧，像什么罗玉凤吧、纳年纳兔那些事吧、雷霆三巨头吧、孙立军吧、邪恶无比戒色吧、反2次元、一九八四吧，日本之家吧，由于我勤奋的更新创文并发布在这些吧，很快我就在这些吧出名了，这下我的知名度算的上是比小众高一个档次了。

这些还算文明的贴吧势力还算是有一点的，至少在团结一起的时候可以抗衡野蛮人的话语权，所以我在这些贴吧出名也算是一种成功了。

由于这些贴吧的文明正义人士的批判发言和手段过于脏话和暴力，于是很多贴吧相继被百度封禁掉了，后来我将就了他们一下给他们的正义骂人帖子加精搞得我也被撤销了吧主，还好后面失而复得。由于这些吧里的人还算文明人，但是由于发言和手段过于极端和暴骂，他们有时还自嘲自己就是恶俗，其实应该是打个引号的“恶俗系”，更确切一点的说就是自由派“恶俗系”，当然里面也不乏有一些真正的恶俗野蛮人。

他们不仅如此，不仅暴骂，还会用反讽形似的吹捧和膜拜一个野蛮人或者政治敏感人物或事件，这种耿直的不灵活的硬碰硬的正义行为显然是要吃大亏的，是要出大事的，这些正义贴吧相继被封已经验证了，行不通。

### ***批判牧狼人云杰***

虽然很多自由派“恶俗系”贴吧被封了，但是人还在，后来他们又发现了一个野蛮明星“牧狼人云杰”，他们关注他主要是因为他互动频率比较高，但是他们还是没有改掉膜讽和暴骂的低级正义行为，要么在他的贴吧膜讽他，要么就在张笛吧暴骂他。

其实也是他们被封杀之后基本没地方可去了，于是就盯住了“牧狼人云杰”吧。“牧狼人云杰”这个野蛮人我已经正义高级批判过他好几次了，显然是无药可救的货色，所以我早就不想批判他浪费我时间了，但是看在这么多低级文明人自由派“恶俗系”关注他的份上，我决定最后一次批判他。

我以前批判过牧狼人云杰的德善是建立在乌托邦空想大一统社会框架之下的，所以带有很强的奴性，所以是德善奴性野蛮人，但是我觉得批判得还不够贴切和深刻，应该是德善吹霸野蛮人牧狼人云杰，因为他不仅在空想一个乌托邦社会，他的行为更多的是嘴上说自己有多么的强势和霸道，满嘴“公审”、“宵小”、“起势”、“抽十杀三”、正所谓吹牛的霸王，还一边说什么道德和善良，还说什么正义和公正，德善吹霸野蛮人再合适不过了，正公吹霸野蛮人也不错。

自由派“恶俗系”整天在膜讽和暴骂德善吹霸野蛮人牧狼人云杰，搞不好就引火烧身，他借机出名之后招募更多的德善吹霸野蛮人同伙，最后就出大事了，搞得好网络暴骂发展到现实中去了贴吧和账号被封之类的，最后同样要出大事。

建议自由派“恶俗系”整天就只知道膜讽和暴骂的低级文明人大脑升级成灵活的深刻的正义文明人，这样我就可以将就一下你们到我独人13吧发帖，助我成就创国文明大业，膜讽和暴骂我就不再将就了。
Apocalypse • Cha

## Cha

* Album
* Portrait
* In Game

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Cha (Apocalypse)** is a playable Rock agent in *Night Agent*.

An apocalyptic demon lord who slaughtered countless living beings in the two realms during his former life, but became a cherry boy with an innocent heart whose weakness is pretty girls after his reincarnation.

## Combat Info

### Skills

 After charging energy for a short duration, raise the enhanced great sword and attack with it.
 Spin the great sword, knocking enemies away after hitting them with it, and follow up with impaling them with ground spikes.
 Charge and thrust forward at full speed.
 The apocalyptic demon lord destroyed countless cities using this skill. With his endless strength, he swung the great sword and slashed countless times.
 Raise the great sword to guard and slash back right after taking an attack.

### Costumes

* Basic Costume Dye 1
* Basic Costume Dye 2
* Basic Costume Dye 3
1/3
* **Basic Costume** Dye 1 (Default)
* **Basic Costume** Dye 2 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7  7
* **Basic Costume** Dye 3 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7  7

### Recommended Guardians

#### Newbie

 Si [2]: When HP is lowered than 25%, increase critical rate by 61.08%.

 Si [4]: Increase attack power against bosses by 6.12%.

#### Professional

 Qilin [2]: Increase attack power by 5.16% of max HP.

 Qilin [4]: Increase attack power by 9.6% against enemies with less HP than yourself.

## Availability

* Standard Summons (Indefinite)
* All PICK UP! Summons.

### Shards

* Agent Shop: 1  for 20
* Demon Soul Shop: 1  for 850
Yingzhao

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Yingzhao** is a 4-Star Guardian in Night Agent.

A magical creature with wings, the face of a human, the body of a horse and the coat of a tiger. She is cheerful, candid, upright and unprejudiced. She is vexed because she is always accidentally breaking things by kicking them.

## Progression

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

## Single Skill Effects

 **Spring**

* Rank 0: Increase damage of normal attacks by 9.1%
* Rank 1: Increase damage of normal attacks by 10.2%
* Rank 2: Increase damage of normal attacks by 11.6%
* Rank 3: Increase damage of normal attacks by 13.5%
* Rank 4: Increase damage of normal attacks by 16.4%

 **Summer**

* Rank 0: Increase attack power by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase attack power by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase attack power by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase attack power by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase attack power by 4.1%

 **Autumn**

* Rank 0: Increase block rate by 5.7%
* Rank 1: Increase block rate by 6.4%
* Rank 2: Increase block rate by 7.2%
* Rank 3: Increase block rate by 8.4%
* Rank 4: Increase block rate by 10.2%

 **Winter**

* Rank 0: Increase dodge rate by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase dodge rate by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase dodge rate by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase dodge rate by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase dodge rate by 4.1%

## Set Effects

* **2 Pieces**: Increase critical damage by 25.5%.
* **4 Pieces**: Increase attack power by 6.4%.

## Availability

Yingzhao • Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter can be obtained from

* Performing Summons, with a 0.6% chance of summoning her.
* Guardian Shop for 300 .

### Shards

* Corner Shop: 1  for 200
* Defeating Raid Bosses on **Elite** difficulty. (Chance)

## Biography

### 1

Requirement: Obtain Yingzhao • Spring

Reward: 2

> She can fly! Her wings are small but they can fly!
>
>

### 2

Requirement: Obtain Yingzhao • Summer

Reward: 2

> Unexpectedly, she is a vegetarian. This is because the smell of rotting fat from when she helped Yu the Great slay Xiangliu turned her stomach.
>
>

### 3

Requirement: Obtain Yingzhao • Autumn

Reward: 2

> She is an old friend of Luwu, as they used to be neighbors. She is very critical of Luwu's laziness.
>
>

### 4

Requirement: Obtain Yingzhao • Winter

Reward: 2

> Her horse's body takes up a lot of room, and she has to buy two pairs of shoes. Fewer and fewer people make horseshoes these days, so her life has not been easy.
>
>

## Break

Breaking Yingzhao will yield the following rewards:
Little Princess • Sisa

## Sisa

* Album
* Portrait
* In Game

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Sisa (Little Princess)** is a playable Paper agent in *Night Agent*.

A reincarnated demon lord that is sent to the mortal realm to take the Heaven Crystal for the Netherworld.

## Combat Info

### Skills

 Start spinning at her original position and attack using the cyclone.
 Gather power using both hands and release a cyclone that will never come back.
 Swing the right arm and throw out three cyclones that will merge soon.
 Jump into the air, summon a group of cyclones, and sweep the area.
 Jump forward and dodge enemy attacks.

### Costumes

* Basic Costume Dye 1
* Basic Costume Dye 2
* Basic Costume Dye 3
* Blueberry Cake
1/4
* **Basic Costume** Dye 1 (Default)
* **Basic Costume** Dye 2 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7
* **Basic Costume** Dye 3 (No Bonuses)
	+ Requirement: 7  7
* **Blueberry Cake** (Increase attack power by 0.4%, damage immunity by 0.4%, HP by 0.4%)
	+ Obtained from Elite Tutoring Level 100

### Recommended Guardians

#### Newbie

 Jade Spirit [2]: Increase SP recovery rate by 19.35% when SP is lower than 75%.

 Jade Spirit [4]: Increase damage immunity rate by 9.6% when in Rage mode.

#### Professional

 Jiaoduan [2]: Increase attack power by 3.4% of max HP.

 Jiaoduan [4]: Increase HP by 4.3% of attack power.

## Availability

* **Little Princess • Sisa** is guaranteed to be obtained after completing the Story stage Unusual Situation on **Normal** difficulty for the first time.
* Standard Summons (Indefinite)
* All PICK UP! Summons.

### Shards

* Basic Shop: 2  for 50,000
* Team Shop: 1  for 100
* Agent Shop: 1  for 40
* Complete Stage 3-5 **Elite** Good Things for Good People (Chance)
* Complete Stage 6-5 **Elite** Unforgiving (Chance)
* Complete Stage 1-5 **Hell** Biao's Home Court (Chance)
* Complete Stage 3-10 **Hell** Happy Ending (Chance)
* **Normal** Difficulty Chapter 3 Silver Chest: 10
* **Elite** Difficulty Chapter 3 Silver Chest: 20
* **Hell** Difficulty Chapter 3 Gold Chest: 30
天使的雕像

某个星球上住着一群土著人，上帝派一个天使来帮助那些土著人，可土著人看到可爱的天使不会打他们的屁股，便对他根本就不重视。为了增加天使的权威性，上帝用大理石给天使造了一座雕像，把它放到了土著人的广场中央。

   你还别说，看到这样的一座庞然大物，土著人还真就崇敬起来了。不知道从何时开始，一部分土著人就把雕像当成了自己的守护神，早上开工时对着雕像说一句“早上好”，晚上收工后又会对着雕像说一句“辛苦啦”。直到有一天，当一群土著人照常跟雕像打招呼时，却忽然发现那个雕像的鼻子不见了，好像还是被神马动物给咬掉的。经过一番仔细搜查，还真的就是在雕像下面找到了一小撮黑色的猫毛，基本上可以肯定是从天使家跑出去的那只小野猫干的。

   话说当天使立雕像之前，就有一只小黑猫来到了他的屋檐下，那时天使也是非常感动，把她当成了自己的知己。可后来却发现，小黑猫好像对土著人特别仇恨，当天使把土著人当成笑料调侃的时候，小黑猫却是咬牙切齿，恨不得要扒土著的皮吃土著的肉。天使觉得这样的仇恨会蒙蔽小猫咪的心灵，便叫她不要太仇恨土著人，可小黑猫却觉得天使是在与土著妥协。自己似乎受到了欺骗，便与天使争吵起来。当天使叫她不要像土著人那样心胸狭隘的时候，小黑猫狠狠的咬了天使一口，此后便跑出去当野猫了，还经常趁人不注意，在天使的家门口拉屎撒尿。这回小野猫咬掉天使的鼻子，大概也是看到天使受到土著人的欢迎，心里实在是太难了受啊！

   土著人看到天使的雕像受到了毁坏，先是给天使的雕像上戴上口罩，以避免观看者的不适。此后不久，便有人重新用黄泥给天使重做了个新鼻子，无奈那个土著人的烂泥巴总是不能与纯净的大理石相配合，这个鼻子装得也是不伦不类。天使的雕像是再也不能恢复原状了，土著人大都忘记不了那个没有鼻子的天使，因此也就不再像往常一样与天使打招呼了。

   后来土著人中有个小聪明，说既然是已经不完美了，与其遮挡还不如干脆来艺术一下，便找来一颗大红球放到天使的鼻子上。此后，便有土著人把大红球放到鼻子上冒充天使，做出各种各样滑稽的动作，竟然还真得到了土著人的认可，成为一类搞笑职业的典型。

   Strongart新作
Luwu

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Luwu** is a 4-Star Guardian in Night Agent.

A tiger who became a magical creature through cultivation. Hides eight of his nine tails because he finds them inconvenient.

## Progression

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

## Single Skill Effects

 **Spring**

* Rank 0: Increase critical rate by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase critical rate by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase critical rate by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase critical rate by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase critical rate by 4.1%

 **Summer**

* Rank 0: Increase critical damage by 11.3%
* Rank 1: Increase critical damage by 12.8%
* Rank 2: Increase critical damage by 14.4%
* Rank 3: Increase critical damage by 16.8%
* Rank 4: Increase critical damage by 20.4%

 **Autumn**

* Rank 0: Increase damage of normal attacks by 9.1%
* Rank 1: Increase damage of normal attacks by 10.2%
* Rank 2: Increase damage of normal attacks by 11.6%
* Rank 3: Increase damage of normal attacks by 13.5%
* Rank 4: Increase damage of normal attacks by 16.4%

 **Winter**

* Rank 0: Increase attack power by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase attack power by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase attack power by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase attack power by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase attack power by 4.1%

## Set Effects

* **2 Pieces**: After dealing 5 critical hits, increase skill damage by 7.2% for 5 seconds.
* **4 Pieces**: Increase critical damage by 84.8% when HP is higher than 75%.

## Availability

Luwu • Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter can be obtained from

* Performing Summons, with a 0.6% chance of summoning him.
* Guardian Shop for 300 .

### Shards

* Completing Story Stages 7-1 through 7-4 on **Elite** difficulty. (Chance)
* Completing Story Stages 7-1 through 7-4 on **Hell** difficulty. (Chance)
* Defeating Raid Bosses on **Elite** difficulty. (Chance)

## Biography

### 1

Requirement: Obtain Luwu • Spring

Reward: 2

> The teeth on his necklace are actually his own milk teeth.
>
>

### 2

Requirement: Obtain Luwu • Summer

Reward: 2

> Dislikes clipping his claws, so his nails are very long and often need to be filed down.
>
>

### 3

Requirement: Obtain Luwu • Autumn

Reward: 2

> He is unhappy with the color of his coat as he thinks white tigers are cooler, so he wears clothes with black and white stripes.
>
>

### 4

Requirement: Obtain Luwu • Winter

Reward: 2

> Although he has the laziness of cats, he can be rather frightening when he gets serious. His death duel with Gonggong bought time for Yu the Great and ensured his final victory.
>
>

## Break

Breaking Luwu will yield the following rewards:
《创人》之核弹干扰器

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这篇文章是杨帆的作品，转载请注明作者"独人13"谢谢。

如果东方存在幻想乡的话，那么，在我眼里东方幻想乡就是苗寨。

2次元里的“东方幻想乡”给人一种乌托邦的感觉，那里面的女孩子有一个叫做“恋恋”身体长着一圈线，线上还长着一只眼睛，怪恐怖的，一股迷信的味道油然而生。

真正的幻想乡是顾名思义的，是建立在现实生活中的科学幻想，生苗苗寨就是我一直憧憬和寻找的地方。

我已经受够了沈阳城市汽车瞎开瞎停科技滥用的狂躁和忍气吞声文化氛围的窒息，于是我决定动身背起行囊亲自寻找心目中的那片东方幻想乡——生苗。

摊开地图，苗寨的活动区域大概是四川南部，湖南西部，贵州东部 ，那么与世隔绝的生面[sic]就应该在这一片区域。

电动车已经卖了，包括那辆旧的，带不走的被子和锅碗瓢盆也都当废铁卖了，被子之类的卖不了钱的也都扔楼下垃圾桶了，房子退租了，还有一个月没住完也不住了，把所有有用的都挤进了一个大红色行李箱里，背着两个大背包，一个装了两台笔记本，一个装满小物品和吃的，就这样没有遗憾的走了。*注：杨帆说到做到，在2022年10月真的这么做了*

这次没有看错火车票，我已经登上了沈阳到贵阳的卧铺慢车，我喜欢慢慢的欣赏和思考沿途的事物。斗牛、银饰、苗族姑娘、游方、火把节、芦笙、生苗伢子、亚鲁王、崇山峻岭、绿悠悠水稻、苗家酸菜、对山歌、吊脚楼、碧绿河水、议榔、下司犬、苗人私家庭院、热闹的赶集，生苗的一切元素在我脑海里播放着。

《黄桑姑娘》和《你莫走》大老远从贵阳火车站公园传来，一听就是流浪苗族歌手在卖唱，到处都有苗族太阳鼓和牛角的雕塑，生苗的味道越来越浓了，在贵阳找了个如家酒店安顿了下来。

  在酒店左思右想，这苗寨路可不好走，特别是深入无人山区，于是就决定买台路虎，这可花了我这几年在野蛮b站盈利的不少积蓄。车有了，驾照也有，一溜烟就开出了贵阳，向着世外桃源冒险而去。

  路虎开着开着就没路了，好在车上除了行李都是柴油，所以油够用，我于是决定沿着一条通向未知的浅河前进。艰难的在水面上不知开了多久，油都快用完了，正一筹莫展的时候，深山中一面水泥大坝拦住了我的去路，我一轰油，路虎沿着岸边的低地爬到了大坝的墙角，我徒手爬到了大坝的顶部。正当我疑惑怎么还没有开出城市熟苗区的时候，我定睛一看，一间间水泥吊脚楼私家园林，一座深山中的未知水泥大坝，一条条水泥路通向一片片的梯田，视线沿着大坝河流望去，还有一眼望不到边的奇怪建筑，很显然，这属于生苗的城市，我欣喜若狂。

  “小偷！”

  “别跑！”

  “抓小偷啊！”

  我刚踏上生苗的城市，就看见一小偷从同样是外地人穿着的上衣口袋偷走了一个红色长方形貌似手机的东西。

  “噗咚”

  失主突然腿软倒地，我上前询问，原来被偷的是心脏起搏器，生命观天。我突然激发了当兵时期跑五公里的肌肉记忆，一个闪电快抓就把小偷擒拿了。

  “啪啪啪！”

 “好！”

  “好！”

  “好！”

  抓贼现场不多久就围满了穿着苗族服装拍手叫好的生苗男友。不出所料，生苗妹子就是这么直白。

  “勇士，我喜欢你”

  “我也喜欢你”

几个生苗大妹子拉着我和那个外地人去喝米酒，平时不喝酒，今天高兴，也就同意了。

  我选择了住在一个特别喜欢我的生苗妹子的民宿，那个口袋里带着心脏起搏器的外地人也和我一起选择了这家店。

    “勇士，告诉你一个秘密”

  “啥秘密呀，快说呀！我要去和生苗妹子玩创鸡啦！”

  “其实这是心脏起搏器，也是中微子核弹干扰器，我毕生科研成果，可以保障生苗这片区域免受核弹的袭击”

  “这么好！那我俩就别走了，一人娶一个生苗大妹子，咋样?！”

  “好好好，我也是这么想的”

  “嘻嘻”

  “嘻嘻嘻”

转载请注明作者“创人杨帆”创谢
Kui

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Kui** is a 4-Star Guardian in Night Agent.

An ancient magical creature. Her drums are made from her own shedded skin. Her hobby is playing the drums. When she gets in the mood, she will even drum up a thunderstorm, making a great source of terrible noise.

## Progression

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

## Single Skill Effects

 **Spring**

* Rank 0: Increase HP by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase HP by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase HP by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase HP by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase HP by 4.1%

 **Summer**

* Rank 0: Increase attack power by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase attack power by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase attack power by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase attack power by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase attack power by 4.1%

 **Autumn**

* Rank 0: Increase dodge rate by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase dodge rate by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase dodge rate by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase dodge rate by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase dodge rate by 4.1%

 **Winter**

* Rank 0: Increase damage of normal attacks by 9.1%
* Rank 1: Increase damage of normal attacks by 10.2%
* Rank 2: Increase damage of normal attacks by 11.6%
* Rank 3: Increase damage of normal attacks by 13.5%
* Rank 4: Increase damage of normal attacks by 16.4%

## Set Effects

* **2 Pieces**: Increase critical damage by 25.5% for 5 seconds (30.6% when equipped by Queen of the Descent • Lady Yama).
* **4 Pieces**: Increase attack power by 6.4% for 5 seconds (7.68% when equipped by Queen of the Descent • Lady Yama).

## Availability

Kui • Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter can be obtained from

* Performing Summons, with a 0.6% chance of summoning her.
* Guardian Shop for 300 .

### Shards

* Corner Shop: 1  for 200
* Defeating Raid Bosses on **Elite** difficulty. (Chance)

## Biography

### 1

Requirement: Obtain Kui • Spring

Reward: 2

> A cheerful and forthright expert drummer, her special skill is to use her tail to beat the drums. This makes an enormous sound and comes with a high chance of breaking the drum...
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### 2

Requirement: Obtain Kui • Summer

Reward: 2

> The sound of her drums can be heard within a 500-mile radius. She never plays in residential areas, or she will be beaten by an angry mob.
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### 3

Requirement: Obtain Kui • Autumn

Reward: 2

> She played drums for the Yellow Emperor when he was warring against Chiyou. The sound she made terrified demons throughout the land, and encouraged her allies.
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### 4

Requirement: Obtain Kui • Winter

Reward: 2

> She hates taking showers because of the nature of her body — thunderstorms will come if her body gets wet.
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## Break

Breaking Kui will yield the following rewards:
Hibiscus • Gu

Gu
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* Album
* Portrait
* In Game

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Gu (Hibiscus)** is a playable Paper agent in *Night Agent*.

A rotten Beyonder that went bankrupt and decided to work part-time... This is not the case at all! I'm just here to lay low and enjoy my holiday!

## Combat Info

### Skills

 Swing the umbrella to the left and right in a cute way while running.
 As if gloating about the quality of the beach umbrella, swing the beach umbrella and slash a large area.
 Stab furiously using the tip of the umbrella... People wonder if that thing is really an umbrella.
 By the way, no one has seen this umbrella open... Wait, why is more than one?!
 Dash forward and dodge enemy attacks.

### Costumes

* Basic Costume Dye 1
1/1
* **Basic Costume** Dye 1 (Default)

### Recommended Guardians

#### Newbie

 Yingzhao [2]: Increase critical damage by 25.5%.

 Yingzhao [4]: Increase attack power by 6.4%.

#### Professional

 Rabbit Liar [2]: When combo reaches 100, increase dodge rate by 5.16%.

 Rabbit Liar [4]: After dodging, increase attack power by 25.44%.

## Availability

* Performing Pick-Up Summons on **Hibiscus • Gu**'s banner, with a 1.45% chance of summoning her.
* Hibiscus • Gu Pick-Up's Voucher Shop for 500 .

### Shards

* Hibiscus • Gu Pick-Up's Voucher Shop for 7 .
载具

**载具**指**载运工具**，也称**交通工具**，是指使用于人或货物运输的设备。本身不产生位移的传送带或非人造的某些水面漂浮物都不能称为“载具”。为上述目的以人的意志为驱使的动物和人本身也可以称为载具。包含陆上、水上、空中、水下、太空等，均有载具的使用。

杨帆在苗寨保有多种载具，亦会驾驶汽车和摩托车；但是载具不止给杨帆带来了交通的便利，也导致过严重的事故。在一场交通事故中，杨帆虽因戴头盔免得一死，被撞掉了两颗门牙，至今因为没钱没有修复。

## 自行车

杨帆曾经用自行车装载亲甜滴、喷香滴等自制食物在长郡中学门口贩卖。自行车上悬挂了创旗，以及

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> 肉肉肉肉
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的字样。后者常被横排念为 “鸡猪牛鱼 肉肉肉肉” 而不是原本的“鸡肉 猪肉 牛肉 鱼肉”。

## 旧摩托改装手推车

主条目：旧摩托改装推车

摩托
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杨帆有一辆摩托车，杨帆曾骑摩托表演类似中世纪骑士的长枪冲刺。

后来，在骑摩托交通事故中，杨帆失去了两颗门牙，至今没有补上。

汽车
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杨帆会开车，可能是家里的或者自己的车。

超狗去世后，杨帆瞻仰了超狗的出生地。

2019年初杨帆和杨父自驾数百公里去寻找女创蜜。

另外据有关人士称， 基本是标致308往下的白色车型，不到十万，7、8万的样子，二手也许更便宜点，，，
Hongniang

* Bio
* Voice Actors
* Other Languages

**Hongniang** is a 4-Star Guardian in Night Agent.

A little goddess who weaves the red thread of fate that helps lovers find their soulmate. She is also a young girl in the first bloom of love.

## Progression

* Spring
* Summer
* Autumn
* Winter

## Single Skill Effects

 **Spring**

* Rank 0: Increase Unique Skill damage by 12.6%
* Rank 1: Increase Unique Skill damage by 14.2%
* Rank 2: Increase Unique Skill damage by 16%
* Rank 3: Increase Unique Skill damage by 18.7%
* Rank 4: Increase Unique Skill damage by 22.7%

 **Summer**

* Rank 0: Increase skill damage by 4.0%
* Rank 1: Increase skill damage by 4.5%
* Rank 2: Increase skill damage by 5.1%
* Rank 3: Increase skill damage by 5.9%
* Rank 4: Increase skill damage by 7.2%

 **Autumn**

* Rank 0: Increase attack power by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase attack power by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase attack power by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase attack power by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase attack power by 4.1%

 **Winter**

* Rank 0: Increase critical rate by 2.3%
* Rank 1: Increase critical rate by 2.6%
* Rank 2: Increase critical rate by 2.9%
* Rank 3: Increase critical rate by 3.4%
* Rank 4: Increase critical rate by 4.1%

## Set Effects

* **2 Pieces**: Increase skill damage by 6%.
* **4 Pieces**: Increase critical damage by 21.2%.

## Availability

Hongniang • Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter can be obtained from

* Performing Summons, with a 0.6% chance of summoning her.

### Shards

* Completing Story Stages 9-6 through 9-9 on **Elite** difficulty. (Chance)
* Completing Story Stages 9-6 through 9-9 on **Hell** difficulty. (Chance)
* Defeating Raid Bosses on **Elite** difficulty. (Chance)

## Biography

### 1

Requirement: Obtain Hongniang • Spring

Reward: 2

> Pulling on the red thread is a difficult task. If one is not careful, one's thread might become knotted up with another, producing all kinds of joys and enmities.
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### 2

Requirement: Obtain Hongniang • Summer

Reward: 2

> Preparations are underway to submit the Proposal for Improving the Material of Red Threads to the heavenly court to significantly reduce the chance of threads getting knotted together.
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### 3

Requirement: Obtain Hongniang • Autumn

Reward: 2

> A weaving expert. She can weave a sweater in record time and uses this ability to earn money.
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### 4

Requirement: Obtain Hongniang • Winter

Reward: 2

> She is a bit envious of couples, having brought so many of them together, but she is still holding out for her one true love.
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## Break

Breaking Hongniang will yield the following rewards:
《四大飞怪》

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这篇文章是杨帆的作品，转载请注明作者"独人13"谢谢。

“走！”

“那坟边上的火没关系的！”

清终于挂完了，但是野蛮亲戚一点安全防火意识都没有，还有明火在那里就走了，他们走就算了，还要催我走，自以为自己做得对。

那封包和蜡烛都还火势汹汹，我可不敢走，我得看着它们烧完，最后再偷偷把蜡烛吹灭。

不一会亲戚都走远了，连寨子里其他的苗民来挂清的都走了，我环顾四周的时候空无一人，只有挂纸在坟头随风飘动，时不时冒出来封包燃烧的黑烟，还有脑海记忆里回响着的刚刚噼里啪啦鞭炮声，此刻，仿佛坟都活了，毛骨悚然。

“扑通扑通，啊，啊。”

突然听到翅膀煽动的声音，仰头一看，只看到一道黑影闪过，原来是乌鸦。

树梢各处藏满了乌鸦，乌鸦在挂完清的时候突然增多，不得不让我怀疑它们是朝着贡品来的，真是又狡猾又聪明。

看到乌鸦这么聪明，我决定抓一只乌鸦。

我找来一个鸡笼和一根长绳，机关放在坟头，鸡笼里有大量猪肉贡品，我埋伏在坟边的草丛里。我等了好久，乌鸦都不飞下来，果然聪明。还好乌鸦里面有一只笨蛋乌鸦，它中计了，被我逮住了。速战速决，为了防止乌鸦群报复我，我拔掉乌鸦翅膀上的一根大羽毛，然后把羽毛放进了冷藏箱。

我对着被我双手握紧的乌鸦道了三声谢谢，我看见乌鸦的双眼睁得特别大，怒火冲冠，好像想杀了我。我用力一抛，被我拔掉一根羽毛的乌鸦惊恐的飞走了，祈求它别召唤乌鸦群在我头上拉鸟屎。

我渴望乌鸦飞翔的能力，敬畏乌鸦的智商，我想要长出翅膀，在天空和乌鸦一决雌雄。

深山苗寨荒废了的梯田，我在那里建了一座简陋的竹棚，里面有粉丝给我空运过来的美国先进生物试验设备。

话不多说，赶紧从冷藏箱里取出乌鸦的羽毛做实验。羽毛根部有乌鸦的少量细胞，其实只要一个细胞就够了。

我飞快地撕开一次性针桶的塑料包装，双手颤抖着慢慢拔出针桶活塞，生翅膀液正被吸进针头。

“3”

“2”

“1”

我倒数着，鼓起勇气一针扎进了我的大屁股。

顷刻间，我感觉自己双手充满了力量，握紧拳头，肺活量巨增，深呼吸之后自然就喊了出来。

“啊，，，，，，，，，，，”

响彻山谷，连藏在树林里的乌鸦都被吓飞了。

我感觉到自己的胸肌和背部肌肉在迅速变大，同时自己的肚子也饥饿难耐，我饥饿的目光迅速瞄准了在田间墙角阴凉处睡大觉的自家养的猪。

我跑过去，用已经变大的胸肌带动的力大无比的拳头，朝着猪脑袋一拳头下去，猪就在睡梦中变成了猪肉。

梯田附近山坡上有很多干柴，我收集到田的中央点燃，把猪扔到了大火中烧烤。

火势很大，猪很快就飘出了喷香滴味道，我把烤猪取出来放在离火很远的田边的地下水边。饥不择食，狼吞虎咽的大口吃起烤猪来。我后背发痒，就像平时伤口愈合长肉时的那种温和的痒痒。我嘴里还嚼着没有下咽的猪肉，回头一看，我的后背变大的肌肉已经生出一点翅膀出来了，翅膀边缘还有一排小羽毛芽。

我吃了很久，感觉不到饱，似乎新陈代谢加快了，时不时往后面杨梅林里上大厕。那杨梅树边的大粪坑是我用双手抛的，几秒就挖好了，还好土软，没啥石头。

直到后背上生的乌鸦翅膀放大版的黑翅膀长得差不多了，我才终于感觉到有点饱了，田上也只剩一堆咬碎了的猪骨头，我把骨髓都吸干了。

我回头，趴在边上咕噜咕噜喝饱了井水。井水波动着的水面隐隐约约倒影出我后背上一对硕大惊艳的翅膀，我被它的美倾倒了。从自我陶醉中慌过神来，我把碎骨头收集起来丢进杨梅林粪坑，一道用土埋了。

我虽然想迫不及待的起飞，但是我和乌鸦一样是有智商的，不能乱飞，要飞得有价值，我跑进实验室竹棚，从床上扯下大红色床单做成披风，把翅膀盖了起来。

一个我还不够，我想要四个，于是我又跑进竹棚克隆造出三个长着乌鸦翅膀的自己。

开始行动了，我指挥着其它三个自己的克隆人。我双脚一蹬，双翅一震，我飞到了最前面，它们陆续起飞，利用空气动力学，排成“人”字，摸着黑，朝着大城市的灯光飞去。

我们收翅，停在了城市各座摩天大楼楼顶，像乌鸦一般观察着，哪里有坏蛋，哪里有救命声，我们就像乌鸦群一样飞向那里抓住坏蛋，在暗中等待警察处理，围观的人群只看见四张红色的风衣在黑暗中飞来飞去和坏蛋搏斗。

很快，网络上已经疯传开来， “四大飞怪”的名称已经成了热搜。我们就顺势把自己叫做“四大飞怪”，我们通过网络定位野蛮人，然后飞向野蛮人居住的大楼。

“四大飞怪”名声远洋，野蛮人在大楼里瑟瑟发抖，野蛮人拿我们没办法，因为我们已经征服了天空，可以对野蛮人进行立体打击，就像火枪对大刀。
Purple Lotus • Lady Yama/Biography

Bio 1 [Unlock Purple Lotus • Lady Yama]

* English
* Chinese
The Queen of the Descent who left home to avoid the complicated tasks... It is time to enjoy the vacation!
When the boss skips work, will others be able to handle the daily tasks of the Netherworld?

为了逃避繁忙事务愤而离家出走的幽冥女王……是时候悠闲享受假日了。
老大翘班后，冥界那些家伙能不能自己搞定呢……

### Reward

12000  2

Bio 2 [Level Up Purple Lotus • Lady Yama to Level 40]

* English
* Chinese
Lady Yama collapsed as there were too many random things she needed to handle every day. This is Lady Yama · Vocation Edition.
With the leadership she was born with and... some secret reasons, she gathered a lot of servants quickly.

因为每天处理一堆琐事导致歇斯底里大发作，彻底撂挑子不干活了的阎姐·度假版。
出于天生的领导力和……别的一些不能明说的原因，身后很快就聚集了一群小弟。

### Reward

20  2

Bio 3 [Promote Purple Lotus • Lady Yama to 4 Stars]

* English
* Chinese
The shark she summons is actually a creature from the Netherworld. To ensure that the mortals will not be sacred, the creature is disguised as the shark.

The large straw hat is to block the sunlight... She is not a human so her skin will not tan anyway, right? Just try to understand a a lady's mind.

For the leg ring... It will turn into a secret weapon after it is taken off, but nothing will happen this time.召唤的鲨鱼其实是某种冥界生物，为了不颠覆人界的认知而伪装成鲨鱼的样子。

大草帽是为了防止晒黑……非人类本来就不会晒黑吧？总之包容下女人的小心思吧~

至于腿环……摘下来会变成秘密武器，不过这次无缘见到啦。
东北爱情现实小说

杨帆意淫和骚扰女人的聊天记录合集。

https://www.zhihu.com/pin/1401707024338632704

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https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/404371261

https://www.zhihu.com/pin/1403533976968077312
张杰

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张杰（1981.12.13－），自称**张云杰**、**牧狼人云杰**，别名杰子、大川毅等，山东淄博啃老网哲。曾和杨帆多次发生冲突。

张杰现实中是完完全全的废物，40岁了还在啃老鸡老羊（张杰父母的生肖）。患有较为严重的偏执型人格障碍，目前主要的工作就是帮家里干些简单的家务活。并且张杰的情商和处世能力甚至比杨帆还要低，因此其在网上和现实生活中的各种荒唐幼稚的语言和行为经常令其亲友和网友们哭笑不得。

由于和杨帆一样被网友发掘得比较早，并且早年间有着极高的互动率，因此奠定了他在四大网哲中的主要地位。

张杰只有中专肄业的文化水平，并且认知能力极其低下，但却极其喜好指点江山，经常在网上对各种政治、社会以及人类现象发表其如同低能儿一般的幼稚观点，并渴望通过以上行为得到上层人士的关注，最终平步青云，步入政坛左右国家，并且利用得到的权力去报复曾经所有欺负和嘲笑过他的人，他将这个过程称之为“起势”，并将所有嘲笑其弱智行为的人称作“黑喷宵小”。

张杰极度自恋，平时眼圈发黑一脸肾虚相的他经常称自己“德才貌三全”“自己看起来不到三十岁”，当然这些话只有他自己信，并且他还在自己写的太监作品《万佛重生》中将自己描述为“好美的俊哥儿”，令人作呕之余也不得不让人怀疑他的性取向。

张杰拥有着一套非常奇异搞笑的爱情观和发情规律，其只会对着高圆圆、张笛、刘亦菲等一众女演员发情，并且在他的认知里，他天真地认为这些女演员全都是不食人间烟火的小仙女。他曾经坐公交车时无意中和一个女学生四目相对了一秒钟，他后来就在贴吧上单方面地意淫别人“一定是看上他了”。并且他居然还将这些看女生一眼就对别人单方面意淫、以及向女生搭讪结果对方压根没理他的事迹当做成了“恋爱经验”(真实下头男)。

张杰还有严重的懒癌和拖延症，做事经常三天打鱼两年晒网，有些事做起来根本坚持不了几天甚至是几分钟，迄今为止张杰夸下过无数海口，结果无一例外全数食言。

2021年，张杰家在淄博花费70万人民币购买了一套房子。这意味着张杰家的经济实力可能远超杨帆。