Zsiros

***"ancient artifact"***

Power: **5.275M**

## Review

**zsíros** is a very powerful weapon from late-game into endgame, capable of dealing noticeable damage to any entity around 7.5 billion health. It will deal damage in 5 consecutive ticks, each one sending a lot of black sparkles away from the target. Upon contact with the enemy, it will be pushed until the sword no longer touches the enemy, **apparently this works on players so uh yeah have fun.** This also rewards the Ancient Artifact badge upon obtaining.

## Method of obtaining

**This is complex, so i will divide this into steps. If you don't like steps, then deal with it noob**

STEP 1: Go into the mines

STEP 2: Go to the corner to the left when you walk out of the teleporter

STEP 3: Push against the wall, preferably with a dash weapon or something reasonably heavy. this will open up another section of the mines

STEP 4: So you're in the room right? go to the right corner at the bottom of the room and you will be teleported to a platform

STEP 5: Find the teleporters and do each of them, it is recommended to bring up a tutorial video if you're having trouble. The order doesn’t matter as long as you get all the badges.

* First: occupied salt burglary (right next to you as soon as you teleport)
* Second: azure church (blue teleporter)
* Third: greatly spoken house of halfwit (black teleporter)
* Fourth: steel theatre (white teleporter, not next to you)
* Fifth: dullard amusement (beige teleporter, this has 2 keys and you need both to progress)
* Sixth: Blue Simulator (The red and blue teleporter near the dummies)
* Seventh: tekézés (rusty portal on a seperate platform)

STEP 6: Touch the rainbow cyclops cube and he will give you 1x zsíros, you can only get 1 zsíros at one time but if you craft with it, it can be obtained again cause some items require the zsíros (for example: Spellbook of the Secrets).

you also gonna need the following to get it depending on what he says, so good luck i suppose (:

"smoked one" - smoked greataxe

"explosive cinder" - cinder devastator

"pointy cinder" - cinder sword

"omega picky and pointy" - omega death pickaxe

“phantom pointy one" - phantom sword

"final melon" - final melon

## Tips

**Ok not gonna lie this is kinda braindead to get so if u need advice from someone who has no interest in this then look no further**

**all of the *very very* *important* things will be in bold font so if you are 30% illiterate then read the black text**

Tip 1: steel theatre is actually based on rng, you should find the game page and join. you must find **a huge ball that goes up** and then comes from the ground repeatedly, just **look through the four doors and if it's not there then rejoin**. rinse and repeat until you actually find it and then touch it, you'll go into the boss arena. don't have tips for this idiot apart from **spam sebesség and don't let his sword touch you because you'll die [99%] ,** an alternate way that is easier is trying to **find darkheart, which is via black beams** from some random rooms. **it's not guaranteed.** at that point the fight will be way more easier due to your comically op lifesteal.

Tip 2: **azure church has a secret weapon, it's basically a shotgun** and it's very helpful for the areas where there are a lot of enemies and you can't just sneak your way through. **once you clear the section where the floor is ice, you can go around the wall and find the steamed pistol.**

Tip 3: **if you're just trying to get this, fight venari** because claves is kinda daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn and i don't know if the badge allows u to get it but u do get an amazing mask for it

Tip 4: when trying to beat tekezes, use the jump as a brake/ accelerator. go touch the blue wall and go straight and get as much speed as possible. then go right and follow the path. when you reach the wall between two platforms, go a bit back and get a ton of momentum as you have to make long jumps through thin platforms. once you finish, touch the red beam in the center. you should get the "!" badge.