Alisa Jones/Quote

A collection of quotes from **Alisa Jones**.

*"You should be thankful! You should be thanking your goddamn stars!"
"You know, I think I did survive for a reason. To make sure you never do what you did to me ever again."
"You ungrateful..."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]
### Episode 2.04: *AKA God Help the Hobo*

#### Spoken about Alisa Jones

*"We were just putting her to bed, and... she threw me like I was a ragdoll. Ten feet into a glass cabinet. I broke my back, glass ripped me to shreds. Then she got Luanne, the other nurse. She twisted that poor girl's head clean around."*
―Inez Green, to Jessica Jones and Trish Walker[src]
### Episode 2.05: *AKA The Octopus*

#### Dialogue

*"This woman killed Nick Spanos and Robert Coleman. She also has abilities."
"Like you?"
"No, she's stronger. A lot stronger."*
―Jessica Jones and Eddy Costa[src]

*"He's not screaming now."
"Because of your music. We were walking past, he heard it and calmed right down. Isn't that right, you little monster?"
"Well, I was just practicing."
"Well, he is a big fan. Would you mind if we came in?"*
―Alisa Jones and Sophie[src]

*"Here, the man and woman are arguing, she's very upset."
"Dude has to drug her to get her into the car? Where's the romance?"
"A man that would do this to a woman?"*
―Jewelry Store Owner and Jessica Jones[src]
### Episode 2.06: *AKA Facetime*

#### Spoken about Alisa Jones

*"It's alright, it's alright! It's over. You're alright. I got a call, Jessica's coming. I think it's time."*
―Karl Malus to Alisa Jones[src]
### Episode 2.07: *AKA I Want Your Cray Cray*

#### Spoken by Alisa Jones

*"I always hated Florida. But our marriage counselor suggested the trip. She said it would be a bonding opportunity. In a split second, I lost everyone. I lost myself."*
―Alisa Jones to Jessica Jones[src]
#### Dialogue

*"What have you done to me?"
"You're alright, you even standing here is a miracle. Now, come on, let's get you back to bed."*
―Alisa Jones and Luanne McClure[src]

*"When we got you, you were pretty much a goner. We had to induce a coma after each treatment to manage the side effects. But the way you've come through it... it's mind-blowing."
"Come through what, exactly?"
"Cutting-edge genetic editing. It stimulates healing through cell regeneration."*
―Karl Malus and Alisa Jones[src]

*"So, what aren't you telling me?"
"We didn't think you were gonna make it, the experiments we did were illegal. We had to declare your death to save your life. Jessica believes her entire biological family died in that accident."
"She thinks I'm dead?!"*
―Alisa Jones and Karl Malus[src]

*"Where is she?! Where's my little girl?!"
"Patsy Walker's family, they adopted her!"*
―Alisa Jones and Luanne McClure[src]

*"You must have seen something in her. I mean, to take her in as your own daughter."
"Well, my own daughter isn't talking to me anymore, so clearly I thought I was a better mom than I was. Maybe she's better off without me."
"Bullshit, a daughter needs her mother, always."*
―Alisa Jones and Dorothy Walker[src]

*"She is not your whore to pimp out!"
"You are way off base, I was getting them off my back."
"Liar!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm her mother!"*
―Alisa Jones and Stirling Adams[src]

*"I found Jessica."
"Is she okay?"
"I have to stay away from her... I can't live like this"
"Yes you can, we'll find a solution."
"I killed people... Your nurses..."*
―Alisa Jones and Karl Malus[src]

*"I was a botched experiment, but that didn't matter because I stopped living in the real world, I didn't exist, until now. I'm so sorry, is there any way you could forgive me?"
"...No."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]
### Episode 2.08: *AKA Ain't We Got Fun*

#### Spoken by Alisa Jones

*"I was ambitious. I felt stifled by him. He felt berated by me. And maybe he was. I could have been on the tenure track in the math department at the University of Michigan. But he wouldn't move. So I stayed. And I taught junior college to a bunch of underachievers. And I hated him for that. And he hated me for making him feel inadequate."*
―Alisa Jones to Jessica Jones[src]
#### Spoken about Alisa Jones

*"And a big, beautiful brain that can calculate cube roots in her head."*
―Karl Malus to Jessica Jones[src]
#### Dialogue

*"Don't talk to him like that, he saved us!"
"He destroyed us! He is a pervert with a god complex who made himself a powered girlfriend for kicks."
"No! You have no idea what you're talking about!"*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"You haven't changed at all."
"You have no clue who I am, or what I've been through. I just look like someone you used to know, wish I could say the same about you."
"No, you're right, I don't know. So, why don't you tell me. For Christ sake Jessica, talk to me."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"It may seem small to you, but both of our lives were in danger in that cab, and I was totally in control."
"Yeah, and you didn't murder him or anything."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"Are you just dragging me here to keep punishing me? Well, I won't argue that I don't deserve it."
"Maybe, why? Are you going to try to run?"
"I could've gone with Karl, I still could, if I wanted to, but I'm choosing you."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"It sounded like the cop was gonna come in, so I jumped up onto the roof. I ran into Oscar on the stairs, nothing bad happened. You're upset because you thought I'd left you again?"
"I thought you were out there ripping people's heads off!"
"You're not gonna get rid of me that easily."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"I'm okay... I'm okay, it's just a graze."
"They're trying to kill us!"
"But we're okay. Wait! Let me handle this!"*
―Jessica Jones and Alisa Jones[src]

*"Wow, you really abandoned your suburban roots."
"Never really took to words like "davenport" and "duvet"."
"No, me neither."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]
### Episode 2.09: *AKA Shark in the Bathtub, Monster in the Bed*

#### Spoken by Alisa Jones

*"I do what I have to. And the only way to live with it is not to wallow in it."*
―Alisa Jones to Jessica Jones[src]
#### Dialogue

*"I can finish this."
"You wanna kill him."
"No, I don't want to, but I should."
"You lay one finger on him, and you are dead to me again."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"You're here. I always dream about you, losing you, over, over and over again."
"Same. It's okay, I'm here."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"You think that was your fault? Hey! Look at me. You did not cause that accident, your father did. Took his eyes off the road, he was a shitty driver."
"Throw dad under the bus because he's not here to defend himself."
"It was his fault! Jesus. This whole time you've been blaming yourself?"*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"How long have you been divorced?"
"Almost two years, Sonia has trouble letting go."
"Well, it's her family. Doesn't give her the right to mess up her kid though."*
―Alisa Jones and Oscar Arocho[src]

*"We could eliminate the threat. You get that, don't you? You've had to do this before."
"That was different. Kilgrave was a threat to everyone."
"But you did what you had to do. This time, you just have to walk out the door. You don't have to see what happens next."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]
### Episode 2.10: *AKA Pork Chop*

#### Spoken by Alisa Jones

*"You can leave here whole, or you can leave in pieces. But one thing you will never do is control me."*
―Alisa Jones to Dale Holiday[src]
#### Dialogue

*"I married her. Here, in this room."
"She was legally dead, so I'm guessing that wasn't official."
"That doesn't matter, it was the two of us. She carried me over the threshold. We stood right there, and we said our vows. Alisa and I love each other, I need you to know that."*
―Karl Malus and Jessica Jones[src]

*"I almost put your face through the floor, where's your sense of self-preservation?"
"You're still my mother."
"No, I just have her voice. Karl is all I've got."
"Then you're a goddamn idiot."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"If you loved my daughter, you'd stop this bullshit quest. But you can't stop, can you?"
"No, because Karl experimented on her. She never asked for powers!"
"But she's got them, and you don't, and you can't stand that, can you? That's why you wouldn't let this investigation die. You are the reason I did everything I did!"*
―Alisa Jones and Trish Walker[src]

*"Morning, inmate. Got those shipped here especially for you."
"I'm gonna kill...."
"I used to be a bad seed. Mad at the world for kicking me in the teeth. Felt it was only fair to kick it back."*
―Dale Holiday and Alisa Jones[src]

*"You have got to keep her the hell away from Karl."
"On it."
"I can stomach this cage as long as I know both of you are okay. But if anything happens to either of you, I will lose my shit."
"You won't have to."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]
### Episode 2.11: *AKA Three Lives and Counting*

#### Dialogue

*"I can't let you give up your life's work for me."
"This is what I want, not because I'm your doctor, not because you're the most powerful woman I've ever met."
"I can jump ten stories, but I can't grow hair. What kind of a lame ass power is that?"
"I know it's complicated, it's completely unethical."*
―Alisa Jones and Karl Malus[src]

*"I have a new guard this morning, Dale didn't show up to work. His replacement's nice, she let me call you."
"Okay..."
"So... Did you have a date last night?"
"What?"
"Did you go out?"
"Yeah... Yeah I went out..."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"Did you tell Trish where he was? Did she know?"
"No, of course not."
"It has to be Trish. She wanted me to give him up. Me! The little moron!"
"It's not Trish."
"With her pseudo-noble bullshit!"*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"No... No, no, no! No!"
"Jones, you alright?"
"No! No, no!"
"Jones... Answer me. Inmate? Do you need a medic?"*
―Alisa Jones and Marilyn Toussaint[src]
### Episode 2.12: *AKA Pray for My Patsy*

#### Spoken about Alisa Jones

*"I think she might go after Trish."
"Why?"
"It makes sense. In her mind, Trish's investigation ruined her life. Forced her to kill all of those people to protect him. She probably thinks that Trish is also responsible for Karl's death."*
―Jessica Jones and Eddy Costa[src]

*"If she sees the cops, she will flatten anybody in her way!"
"Your best friend's an open target, she needs protection."
"Trish needs me, I can talk my mom down."
"I can't take that chance, I'm calling SWAT."*
―Jessica Jones and Ruth Sunday[src]
#### Dialogue

*"She took everything from me! She did this! You did this... You!"
"That's just a story that you've made up inside your head, just like one of your nightmares."
"No..."
"But you can wake up!"*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"I was confused, I'm not anymore."
"Where are you?"
"I need to see you."
"You have to be stopped."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"Guns don't seem like your style."
"It's gotta be easier than using my bare hands."
"Less personal. I suppose if you have to kill your own mother, you might not wanna look her in the eyes while you do it."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]
### Episode 2.13: *AKA Playland*

#### Spoken about Alisa Jones

*"I lost the only family I had. Again."
"It was always gonna end that way."
"It didn't have to be you. I look at you now and all I see is the person who killed my mother."*
―Jessica Jones and Trish Walker[src]
#### Dialogue

*"I have already wasted too much of my life locked up, and there is another option. You can reach me."
"Not if I'm unconscious. You could have crushed my skull."
"But I didn't, I held back!"
"Is that supposed to reassure me."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"I've seen you trying to do something, to find some meaning, to fulfil some promise. I could do that too."
"How?"
"We are the two most powerful women in the world, we could do anything!"*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"No, no, no! The fire is too intense!"
"I can't just let him die!"
"Here..."
"No!"
"Yes... Save the family!"*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"That family can describe us. And after that car flip, the cops are gonna know it's us. We need to get to the border."
"Wait, what? "We"? Then* **we** *are doing this?"
"Don't get choked up. We still have to get out of this shitstorm."*
―Jessica Jones and Alisa Jones[src]

*"We should, I don't know, go to a war zone or something!"
"We have enough people gunning for us, without dropping into a crossfire."
"Oh, come on! What we did back there, I want more! We could, I don't know, deliver supplies to needy villages, or rescue old people."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"Hero isn't a bad word, Jessica. It's just someone who gives a shit, and does something about it."
"Well, I don't. I don't give a shit."
"Yes, you do! You do. It sucks, and it hurts, but you do. You are far more capable than I ever was. Maybe I don't have to be amazing. Maybe I just made you."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]

*"You're not the first psychopath who's wanted to team up with me. The last time one of us ended up dead."
"You really think I'm like Kilgrave?"
"Only if killing is still a viable option in your mind."*
―Jessica Jones and Alisa Jones[src]

*"What else you got?"
"Stomping on the brake. Diving out the window. Punching you into a coma."
"Last one might be tough."*
―Alisa Jones and Jessica Jones[src]