Grian's Double Life: Episode 5

**UH OH!** is Grian's fifth episode of Double Life. It was uploaded on July 15, 2022.

## Plot

Grian starts his episode next to GoodTimesWithScar, who dug himself into a hole at the end of last episode. Grian pranks GoodTimesWithScar by dropping dripstone on him, but the dripstone nearly kills them. GoodTimesWithScar eats to recover and Grian apologizes; however, GoodTimesWithScar then stands against cacti to get back at Grian, getting them down to one heart. They reflect on how they are the last green lives on the server.

Grian shows GoodTimesWithScar that he has four blocks of iron and plans to find a pumpkin to make an iron golem. He gives GoodTimesWithScar sand that he can sell to other people, and GoodTimesWithScar gives Grian cookies in return. GoodTimesWithScar states that the cookies are for Grian’s secret soulmate, but Grian pretends to not know what GoodTimesWithScar’s talking about.

Grian and GoodTimesWithScar see that Rendog and Bigbst4tz2 are approaching them, so they quickly run away. They make their way to the Red Velvet Keep and Grian considers staying there, but GoodTimesWithScar suggests that they should make small appearances at the Keep but have their actual base elsewhere.

Grian goes over to EthosLab and SmallishBeans’ farm to carve and take a pumpkin. He witnesses a group of reds on horses approaching the Red Velvet Keep where GoodTimesWithScar is on the other side of the ravine, so he messages GoodTimesWithScar to run away. He gets shot by one of the reds, so he runs away himself towards ZombieCleo’s house.

Grian runs into SmallishBeans near ImpulseSV and BdoubleO100’s house who asks him for sand; Grian tells SmallishBeans he gave sand to GoodTimesWithScar to sell and gives one sand block to SmallishBeans. Grian asks what he can give SmallishBeans to save his own life, and SmallishBeans asks for all of Grian’s sand. Grian points out that that would be very silly, so SmallishBeans asks for half of Grian’s sand.

Grian gives SmallishBeans the sand and SmallishBeans attempts to leave on his horse, but Grian hits the horse, causing SmallishBeans to get off. Grian then steals the horse and quickly rides away. SmallishBeans shoots after the horse, and Grian explains that he took the horse because he believed that SmallishBeans wasn’t going to keep to the deal since he said ‘yoink’. SmallishBeans says yoink backwards and Grian returns the horse to SmallishBeans, only for SmallishBeans to kill it anyway.

Grian meets GoodTimesWithScar, who shows that he got his black-and-white horse back in exchange for sand. Grian gets a horse of his own and returns to his cave to set his respawn point. He reads in the chat that SmallishBeans found the enchanting table. He decides that he and GoodTimesWithScar need more friends, so he plans on going to PearlescentMoon’s tower to check whether she wants to be friends.

Grian meets GoodTimesWithScar near ImpulseSV and BdoubleO100’s house, and GoodTimesWithScar reveals that he stole one of their horses. Grian breaks into PearlescentMoon’s tower but doesn’t find her there; he steals her Otherside disc and jukebox. He spots PearlescentMoon and Bigbst4tz2 at the Relation Ship and thinks that he could ally with them; however, when he approaches the ship, he is confronted by SmallishBeans, EthosLab, and Bigbst4tz2.

SmallishBeans shows Grian his enchanted armor, and Grian asks him how he found the enchanting table; SmallishBeans reveals that they blew up the pandas, and that the table was hidden underneath the pandas. EthosLab shoots Grian, almost killing his horse, so Grian rides away across ZombieCleo’s bridge and meets up with GoodTimesWithScar next to Smajor1995’s house. GoodTimesWithScar shows Grian that he has a secret underground base in the jungle with a secret chest of valuables; Grian advises that GoodTimesWithScar make a bed to set his respawn point.

Grian and GoodTimesWithScar meet PearlescentMoon at the bottom of her tower. They tell her everyone wants them dead, and GoodTimesWithScar asks for permission to enter the tower; Grian and GoodTimesWithScar enter the tower and go up the ladder without waiting for PearlescentMoon’s answer. Grian tells PearlescentMoon they need protection; GoodTimesWithScar lies down under a trapdoor so no one will be able to shoot him through the windows. GoodTimesWithScar gives PearlescentMoon a cactus, which PearlescentMoon plans on using to torture Smajor1995.

GoodTimesWithScar asks Grian for a block of sand so they can plant the cactus, and PearlescentMoon stand on top of the cactus to take damage; she announces that she accepts an alliance with them. Grian eventually breaks the sand to put a stop to PearlescentMoon hurting herself. PearlescentMoon tells him she was barely taking damage, so Grian places the sand again so PearlescentMoon can replant the cactus. Both PearlescentMoon and GoodTimesWithScar stand against the cactus this time, though GoodTimesWithScar steps away after a moment. PearlescentMoon takes her armor off, but panics when she takes a lot of damage and steps away.

GoodTimesWithScar places a sculk catalyst in the middle of the tower just as Smajor1995 comes up the tower ladder. Smajor1995 accuses PearlescentMoon of harboring refugees; keeping GoodTimesWithScar and Grian in the tower will put a target on his and PearlescentMoon’s backs. ZombieCleo comes up the ladder, and Smajor1995 states that Grian and GoodTimesWithScar should leave. PearlescentMoon suggests making Grian and GoodTimesWithScar part of their alliance, but Smajor1995 points out that GoodTimesWithScar and Grian are hunted by the rest of the server. PearlescentMoon thinks it’s fun and Grian thinks staying in the tower is a brilliant plan since no one wants to come there and deal with PearlescentMoon’s insanity.

GoodTimesWithScar asks PearlescentMoon if he can make an anvil with PearlescentMoon’s iron, but PearlescentMoon refuses; Smajor1995 places an anvil down for GoodTimesWithScar instead. Grian notices EthosLab, SmallishBeans, ImpulseSV, and BdoubleO100 approaching the tower on horses and noticing him, and PearlescentMoon tells him to get away from the window. Grian places water outside the window that he and GoodTimesWithScar could use to leave, but gets stuck outside the window until GoodTimesWithScar lets him back in.

Grian crafts a boat, and he and GoodTimesWithScar jump down from the tower inside the boat and run away as the reds chase after them. They reach ImpulseSV and BdoubleO100’s house and Grian spawns an iron golem, only for it to do nothing. GoodTimesWithScar digs into a nearby hill, and he and Grian hide inside the hill. They eventually leave the hill and nearly die to a creeper.

Grian hears zombie sounds underneath him and digs down just as BdoubleO100 hears his and GoodTimesWithScar’s voices. Grian blocks off the entrance just as more reds gather in the area. Grian and GoodTimesWithScar dig further, only for GoodTimesWithScar to fall into a cave filled with zombies. Grian tries to help GoodTimesWithScar, but GoodTimesWithScar gets killed by the zombies, which also kills Grian.

Grian respawns in his secret cave and makes his way back to where he died. The reds let him take his stuff and they fight the zombies off together; SmallishBeans informs Grian that the zombies were part of Rendog and Bigbst4tz2’s zombie army. The group reacts to Solidarity and TangoTek losing their last lives.

GoodTimesWithScar arrives and retrieves his items as well. Grian destroys a zombie spawner in a dungeon nearby. GoodTimesWithScar and Grian reflect on how they died and on Jimmy and Tango’s deaths. They make their way to the Ranch and Grian makes cobblestone gravestones for Jimmy and Tango on either side of the warden’s gravestone. They notice a pile of TNT on the opposite side of the ravine next to ZombieCleo’s house, and Grian gives GoodTimesWithScar permission to steal it.

GoodTimesWithScar bridges over to the TNT while a group of people watches from ZombieCleo’s bridge. Grian watches the TNT set off while GoodTimesWithScar is under it, and the TNT kills GoodTimesWithScar and Grian. Grian respawns in his cave again and blames himself for letting GoodTimesWithScar go towards the TNT. He retrieves his items at the Ranch and GoodTimesWithScar comes over as well.

SmallishBeans comes over to the Ranch and asks GoodTimesWithScar if he knows what happened; GoodTimesWithScar claims that he was bridging over to invite the people on ZombieCleo’s bridge to Jimmy and Tango’s funeral and steal the TNT. SmallishBeans explains that the TNT was surrounding a sculk sensor, which GoodTimesWithScar set off with his voice. GoodTimesWithScar threatens to burn SmallishBeans’ ship down.

GoodTimesWithScar later arrives at the Relation Ship wearing his red skin while Grian, EthosLab, and SmallishBeans are already there; he shows off the evil Jellie on his back. EthosLab informs GoodTimesWithScar that they left a chest with his stuff where he died, and GoodTimesWithScar tries to set the Relation Ship on fire; EthosLab and SmallishBeans quickly put the fire out. EthosLab threatens to kill Grian to kill GoodTimesWithScar as GoodTimesWithScar runs away, and Grian almost lets EthosLab do it since he doesn’t want to deal with GoodTimesWithScar anymore.

Grian watches as GoodTimesWithScar sets several birch trees on fire and later meets up with GoodTimesWithScar again at the Ranch. Grian gives GoodTimesWithScar several armor items and his horn back. InTheLittleWoods meets Grian and GoodTimesWithScar at the Ranch and points out that the Relation Ship is on fire. Grian questions whether GoodTimesWithScar is responsible, but GoodTimesWithScar tells him he gave the flint-and-steel to someone else who did it.

Grian places a jukebox and plays an Otherside disc. Smajor1995, ZombieCleo, and PearlescentMoon join the three as they watch the burning ship, and they all salute the ship. Grian starts the funeral for Tango and Jimmy, and everyone speaks a few words about the Ranchers; they mention how they had the lesser Ranch, how all their animals got stolen, and how everyone stole eggs from them. Grian points out that it’s tradition for Jimmy to die first.

Grian sets the Ranch and animal pen on fire, and everyone says goodbye to the Ranch. Grian and GoodTimesWithScar leave, and Grian sets out his plan to make a dripstone trap at Box. They go to Box and Grian hangs dripstone from the ceiling on the top floor of Box directly above the side entrance.

GoodTimesWithScar points out that SmallishBeans and EthosLab set the Relationship Ranch on fire, and SmallishBeans and EthosLab arrive at Box while chanting ‘the ship burns, everything burns’. Rendog and Bigbst4tz2 arrive, planning to fight the people at Box. Grian breaks the dripstone, and it lands on Rendog just as he enters Box, killing both him and Bigbst4tz2. Grian is in shock that his feat worked, before realizing that he killed Bigbst4tz2.

Grian tells GoodTimesWithScar that they’re going to need another funeral while GoodTimesWithScar collects Rendog and Bigbst4tz2’s gear. Grian shows EthosLab and SmallishBeans how the stalactite kill happened by dropping another stalactite down. InTheLittleWoods arrives and announces that Box belongs to him and ZombieCleo now by Rendog’s will. GoodTimesWithScar and Grian leave Box while SmallishBeans announces that he’s going to burn down PearlescentMoon’s tower.

Grian and GoodTimesWithScar meet ImpulseSV and BdoubleO100 near their house and Grian tells ImpulseSV and BdoubleO100 that he’s been through a lot today and asks them not to fight. They tell him they just wanted to surround Smajor1995 and ZombieCleo with a pincer maneuver. Grian leaves the house, still in shock that he killed his secret soulmate and calling himself a traitor.

Grian makes a gravestone for Bigbst4tz2 at a nearby mountain and throws Bigbst4tz2’s armor down. He explains that he didn’t think his actions through and didn’t expect his trap to work. He then leaves the grave and ends the episode.

## Description

Minecraft Double Life: Episode 5 - UH OH! Grian is back on double life for the most intense episode yet!