Ace (Kart Fiction)

That's right a kart fiction about Ace because I write too much HELP

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Ace: Aaah, what a nice day

Pierre: You know, why do we always say that? Whenever we do something happens.

Ace: Who cares

Pierre: Ok then

Ace: Anyways, I'm out of donuts. But I'm too lazy to go get some more.

Pierre: I can help you

Ace: You can-

\*Pierre throws Ace to his kart\*

Ace: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

\*Pierre throws his kart\*

Ace: HELP ME

Gawain: Hey Armstrong, how's it going?

Armstrong: I'm doing well, how about you?

Gawain: I'm doing well.

Ram: Hey guys. Wait, who's that down the roa-

Ace: HELP ME

\*Gawain, Armstrong, and Ram somehow fall into Ace's kart\*

Gawain: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Armstrong: I DON'T KNOW

Ram: WE ARE GONNA CRASH INTO KART DONUTS

Ace: OH NO

Ram: AAAAAAAAAHHH-

\*Ace crashes into the store\*

Pinewood: Yep. Just another great day at Kart Donuts.

Sussettey: What just-

Gawain: Don't ask

\*Ram walks up to the counter\*

Pinewood: Hello and welcome to a Kart Donuts that Ace just crashed his stupid kart into

Ace: **DON'T.**

**MAKE.**

**FUN.**

**OF.**

**MY.**

**KART.**

Pinewood: OK FINE GEEZ

Pinewood: Anyways, what would you like?

Ram: I would like some donuts please

Pinewood: We are out of donuts

Ram: Then why are you still open

Pinewood: By this point, I don't even know, my boss told me to stay here, I wonder where he went

**Meanwhile in the void**

Pinewood's boss (under mind control): WOAH I WANT TO LIVE HERE FOREVER I WILL OBEY YOUR EVERY COMMAND VOID

Void: How am I talking

**Back at that kart Donuts\***

Pinewood: Whatever. We do have milkshakes though

Ram: No, we wan-

\*Ace throws aside Ram to Gawain, Armstrong and Sussettey\*

Gawain, Sussettey, Ram, and Armstrong: **AHHHHHHH-**

Ace: YES I WILL TAKE THE MILKSHAKES RIGHT NOW

Pinewood: Ok then

\*Pinewood gives them to Ace\*

Ace: OK THANKS

Pinewood: No problem-AAHHHH

\*Ace grabs Sussettey, Pinewood, Gawain, Armstrong, and Ace, and they jump into Ace's kart\*

\*Ace drives down the streets of Kartville\*

Sussettey: How do we all fit in here?

Gawain: Because its Kart Kingdom. There isn't any logic.

Armstrong: Logic ran away during the first day of Kart Kingdom.

Gawain: Remember watching logic running away?

Sussettey: Of course I remember, it was an awkward momen-

\*Ace crashes into another Kart Donuts\*

Diesel: Oh cmon now

Ace: Hi there

Diesel: Hey yall welcome to Kart Donuts what do you want

Ace: DONUTS. **RIGHT NOW**

\*Ace throws money onto the counter\*

Diesel: Ok then \*Gives 11 donuts to Ace\*

Ace: WHAT I NEED 12

Diesel: Sorry that's how many are left-AAAAA

\*Ace grabs Diesel and throws her into the kart\*

\*They drive\*

Gawain: Ok now its getting crowded

Ram: Yeah

Diesel: Eh, I was about to go home anyway.

Armstrong: Ok. THIS TIME don't crash into something

Ace: Got it

\*Ace still crashes into another Kart Donuts\*

Frostbite: Oh, hello. Why did you crash into the stor-

Ace: ONE DONUT. PLEASE.

\*Ace throws the money onto the table\*

Ace: THANKS \*Grabs Frostbite\*

Frostbite: No problem thanks for shopping at-AAAAAAAAA

\*Frostbite is thrown into the kart\*

\*Ace drives back\*

Frostbite: WHY DID HE-

Sussettey: Trust me, he does that

Gawain: Yeah

Pierre: Oh there they-

\*Ace crashes the kart into a mailbox\*

Pierre: ...Are.

Ace: I GOT THE MILKSHAKES AND DONUTS

Pierre: Great!

Diesel: You thinking what I'm thinking..

Gawain: Yeah...

\*Pierre, Diesel, Gawain, Sussettey, Armstrong, and Ram slowly walk away\*

\*Ace grabs them\*

Ace: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE BEEN CAPTURED YOU CANNOT ESCAPE

Gawain: OH NO AAAAAAAAAA-

**WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK**

And now, we return to, Ace.

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We are sorry, Ace has been cancelled. We hope you enjoyed this.
You better have recorded this because the original recording is gonna be
 burned now, we now return to, **KART KINGDOM MATH CLASS.**

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I hope you enjoyed this silly kart fiction, and as always,

----Gawain