Ingenious Valentine/Quotes

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*(Turner's house; Timmy's room)*
**Timmy:** Alright, it's Valentine's Day! The one time of the year I can finally get a kiss from... Trixie!? What are you doing here?
**Cosmo:** *(disguised as Trixie)* Getting your attention early in the morning, letting you know that you're not my type. *(laughs; turns back to normal)*
**Timmy:** Very amusing. *(walks away)*

*(Prestonovich house; front door)*
**Timmy:** Hey Ivan, ready for the most lovable time of the year?
**Ivan:** You bet. I've already bought a whole wagon of chocolate for the whole school.
**Neptunia:** *(in cat form)* It was my idea.
**Timmy:** Time to get going.

*(Sidewalk to A.J.'s house; A.J.'s depressed)*
**Ivan:** Is there something wrong, A.J.?
**A.J.:** *(yelling)* WHAT'S WRONG? NOTHING'S WRONG!
**Timmy:** Woah! Calm down! Just tell us what's bothering you.
**Chester:** *(popping out from underneath Ivan's wagon with chocolate on his face)* He's depressed because there's no Valentine for him.
**Ivan:** Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything we can do?
**A.J.:** Well, you guys are good at making things better for others. Think you and your floating computer programs can help me find a Valentine?
**Timmy:** Sure. Come on Ivan, time to get our shiny headed friend a love interest.

*(Turner's house; Timmy's room; computer)*
**Timmy:** Okay, A.J. so what kind of girl would you like?
**A.J.:** Well, I prefer someone who is as smart as me. Someone who looks pretty, likes karate to defend herself, oh, and like to help study amphibians. I am a vegetarian, and I'm too squeamish to disect frogs.
**Ivan:** Got a message and... *(glares at the admirer's avatar)* Wow, she's gorgeous!
**Cosmo:** Yeah, she looks like every man's dream. *(Wanda angrily stares at Cosmo)* For A.J., or course.
**Chester:** So, what are the details of her profile?
**A.J.:** Her name is Charlotte. She lives in Seattle, loves science and amphibians and has a desire to end world hunger.
**Chester:** It says that she also has a cousin named Emma, and an aunt named Vondila, who both live in Dimmsdale.
**Timmy:** Wow, she's just like you, but with hair.
**Ivan:** Minus the cousin and aunt thing, of course.
**A.J.:** *(annoyed)* Yeah, thanks for the reminder. *(gasp)* Of course! I don't have any hair! I can't let Charlotte know I'm a lonely scientific loser with a bald frame.
**Timmy:** No problem. With the right outfit, you'll be able to impress Charlotte.
*(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Astronov and Neptunia raise their wands to give A.J. a new outfit; A.J. walks to the mirror)*
**A.J.:** Cool! I look amazing, especially with hair.
**Ivan:** Ready to impress the new girl of your dreams?
**A.J.:** Absolutely.
**Ivan:** I hope I didn't make the mistake of hooking A.J. up with an admirer who is actually an old lady that spends her money on prune juice and blood transfusions.
**Timmy:** Yeah, I did that once to one of Vicky's boyfriends. He was evil, anyway. But hopefully, this won't happen again, especially not to one of my close friends.
*(phone rings; Chester picks it up)*
**Chester:** Hello? It's for you, A.J..
**A.J.:** Hello? Oh, yes. I'm the admirer from not too long ago. What? Well, that's surprising news. Okay, bye. *(hangs up, screams)*
**Ivan:** What's wrong?
**A.J.:** That was Charlotte. She's leaving Seattle and moving to Dimmsdale by tomorrow!
*(everyone gasps)*

**A.J.:** Charlotte's coming to town tomorrow. What am I going to do?
**Tootie:** *(in Timmy's window)* I'll tell you what you're not going to do. *(jumps out from the window into Timmy's room)* You're not going to look at this girl until she sees you for the fraud you're going to be.
**Wanda:** Cosmo, didn't Timmy wish to have his windows Tootie-proof?
**Cosmo:** I thought he said smoothie-proof. Now we'll never be able to have a Friday night with sweets anymore.
**Chester:** You know, it might be the chocolate in my mouth talking, but Tootie may have a point, A.J. Why can't you just be yourself?
**A.J.:** Because, myself stinks! I have *(takes off fake hair)* no hair, *(puts fake hair back on)* I'm bad at social sports and I'm a nerd. For once, I'd like to have an equal individual who is not created by me as a different gender.
**Timmy, Chester, Ivan and Tootie:** *(awkwardly)* Okay...
**A.J.:** As Einstein as my smart witness, this new me will get the perfect woman.
**Ivan:** Uh, I wouldn't say woman, since she's probably the same age as us per-se.

*(next day; Valentine's Day; School dismissal; kids and Mr. Crocker excitingly running out of the school)*
**Crocker:** Yay! No more school!
*(Timmy and A.J. walking out of the school)*
**Timmy:** I'm telling you A.J., she will like you for who you are.
**A.J.:** I suppose. Do you think she'll like me with or without hair?
**Timmy:** Sure.
*(while still walking to A.J.s house, A.J.'s still asking questions to Timmy about Charlotte)*
**A.J.:** Do you think she'll like me wearing a sweater vest? I mean, it is a girl magnet.
**Timmy:** *(annoyed)* I'm sure she'll love it.
**A.J.:** Okay. You think she'll...
*(speeding taxi stops right in front of Timmy and A.J., who both scream)*
**Timmy:** Are you blind!?
**A.J.:** Let me handle this, Timmy. This is my day and I'm not going to let some minimum wage taxi driver ruin yours as well.
*(A.J. walks to the driver)*
**A.J.:** Alright pal, what's going on? Don't you know there's love around the world this time of year?
**Taxi Driver:** Sorry bud, I'm usually not the kind selfish minimum wage driver around. But, there is someone in the back who's meaning to come and see you.
**A.J.:** *(looks at the back door open and walk towards it)* Okay crazy person, if you want to see me get killed like this, I'd rather learn karate right now and kick you in the BUUHHHH....
*(camera pulls up to Charlotte)*
**A.J.:** Buh... buh... buh...
**Charlotte:** If you're trying to say butt, you're doing a poor job of it if you are willing to kick mine. I know a hundred and sixteen forms of martial arts and believe me, you don't want to put a finger in my hand.
**Timmy:** You must be Charlotte.
**Charlotte:** And you must be someone who can take back some beaver's teeth you are borrowing.
**Timmy:** Hey!
**Charlotte:** *(laughs)* Just yanking ya. So, you must be Timmy Turner.
**Timmy:** That's right. And this perfectly normal non-fraud young man here is A...
*(A.J. falls on his face, Timmy picks him up)*
**Timmy:** *(clears his throat)* This is A.J.
**Charlotte:** So, you're my secret admirer for Valentine's Day. *(A.J. sweating)* Um, hello?
*(Timmy slaps A.J.)*
**A.J.:** E=mc square!
**Charlotte:** So, you a genius too?
**A.J.:** That's right. *(pulls out his Mensa award)* I'm the class genius of Dimmsdale Elementary. Almost everyone considers me as a nerd, but I don't care. I am who I am.
**Timmy:** *(to A.J.)* Very poor choice of words.
**Charlotte:** Well, you are kind of cute and very smart. Fortunately, I'm more into guys with no hair and a sweater vest. It's like a girl magnet and I'm very attracted to it.
**A.J.:** *(laughs nervously)* Yeah, those kind of guys do look rich. As for me, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and forty.
**Charlotte:** Really? Well, I don't want to brag but... *(talks really fast; Timmy and A.J.'s wide open)* and that's why I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty. *(pulls out her Mensa award)*
**A.J.:** You have a Mensa award as well?
**Charlotte:** Yep. Number one of my class back in Seattle.
**Timmy:** And the award is pure gold. Nice.
*(Charlotte pulls up a switch out of her pocket)*
**Timmy:** What's that?
**Charlotte:** Oh, just a switch to my secret lab.
**A.J.:** S... S... Secret Lab?
*(Charlotte push the button to transport A.J., Timmy and herself to her lab, but accidentally teleport to Timmy's living room)*
**Charlotte:** Uh! This thing still needs a few bugs.
**Dad:** Hi Timmy!
*(Charlotte push the button again, this time to her lab)*
**Charlotte:** Welcome to my lab.
*(camera views Charlotte's lab)*
**A.J.:** Wow! This kind of stuff I can't even afford.
**Charlotte:** So, you have a laboratory too?
**A.J.:** Oh, yes. Only much more advanced.
**Charlotte:** Is that so? Well, I'll be there in an hour to see it myself then.
**A.J.:** *(nervously)* Wait, what?
**Charlotte:** You heard me. If this lab of yours is so advance, than I want to see it for myself.
**A.J.:** Well, okay.
**Charlotte:** I'll see you boys soon. *(flirts with A.J.)* Especially you. *(pushes her button to teleport A.J. and Timmy out of her lab)* So cute yet so naive, that's clearly fake hair he's wearing.

*(Timmy's room; A.J. chattering his teeth)*
**Astronov:** He's been chattering his teeth for half an hour.
**Ivan:** And he's going to lose Charlotte in the next half hour if he doesn't get a hold of himself.
**A.J.:** You know what, I'm just going to do it.
**Chester:** Show her your lab?
**A.J.:** No! *(takes off the fake hair)* I'm going to tell Charlotte the truth. And this time I'm not going to hand over a note for what I truly feel.
**Tootie:** Just like this note Charlotte handed over to you?
**A.J.:** What? *(picks up the note and reads it)* "Dear A.J., I've been cornered by a crazy red head with a chainsaw. Come and save me, Charlotte." Crazy red head? *(gasp)*
**Everyone:** VICKY!!
**Timmy:** Don't worry A.J., we'll take care of this.
**A.J.:** Thanks Timmy, but Charlotte is my girlfriend, and it's up to me to stop Vicky. *(opens the window)* Wish me love. *(jumps out of the window and lands on Mr. Turner off-screen)* I'm okay. Mr. Turner broke my fall.
**Dad:** (heard) It's raining bald kids!

*(Charlotte cornered by Vicky)*
**Vicky:** Well, well. Another twerpette to torture. Perhaps it's time I give you a warm welcome. *(pulls up her chainsaw)*
*(Charlotte screams)*
**A.J.:** Not so fast Vicky. *(wearing his regular clothes)*
**Charlotte:** A.J.!
**A.J.:** If you want her, you got to get through me. *(Vicky easily corners A.J.)* Well, that's all I got.
**Vicky:** If that's what you want then your new girlfriend is going to get a front row seat.
*(close up to Charlotte's eyes turning mad)*
*​**​*****Charlotte:**​(*off-screen)*Hi-yah!
**​Vicky:**​Huh?
*(Charlotte in a martial arts outfit charges to Vicky and attacks her; screenshots of Charlotte taking down Vicky; Vicky is defeated)*
**Vicky:** *(little kid voice)* Can I have some chocolate, daddy? *(passes out)*
**A.J.:** Charlotte, you saved me.
**Charlotte:** Humph! *(cross her hands and looks away)*
**A.J.:** Look, I'm sorry for lying to you. I never know somebody in the world will be smarter than me. I... I was completely anxious that my lab will never be as good as yours. You have every right to be mad at me. Well... I'll be going.
*(Charlotte opens her eyes and turns around)*
**Charlotte:** A.J., I don't care if anyone's lab is as good as mine. It's you that I care about.
**A.J.:** Really?
**Charlotte:** Yeah, I've always looking forward to have someone with bright intelligence and a lab of his own.
**A.J.:** I've been doing the same thing as well.
**Charlotte:** What I'm looking forward to now is a gift. For experimentation.
**A.J.:** *(pulls up a frog)* Frog?
**Charlotte:** Yes! Just what I need. *(kisses A.J.)*
**A.J.:** Wow! That was the best kiss I ever had. And my only one which is not from my mother. Happy Valentine's Day, Charlotte.
**Charlotte:** Happy Valentine's Day, A.J. And if you ever lie again, I'll show everyone in school a recording of you.
*(A.J.'s recorded voice)* Hi, I'm A.J., and I *(gruffy voice)* cheated on my girlfriend.
**A.J.:** I never cheated on my girlfriend.
*(Charlotte pulls up another recording of what A.J. just said along with the first recording)*
*(First recording)* Hi, I'm A.J., and I *(second recording)* cheated on my girlfriend.
**A.J.:** Don't worry, that will never happen.
*(both hug)*

**Timmy:** *(Tootie hugging him)* Well, A.J.'s happy, and other Valentines are successful.
**Ivan:** Yep, so what are you going to do with Miss Huggie here?
**Timmy:** Nothing, it's Valentine's Day. I'll just roll with it until tomorrow.
**Wanda:** This sure is one sweet Valentine's Day.
**Astronov:** It sure is.
*(Cosmo and Neptunia poof up)*
**Cosmo:** Here you go, guys.
**Wanda:** Chocolate!
**Astronov:** Extended books!
**Wanda and Astronov:** It's perfect!
**Wanda:** Happy Valentine's Day, Cosmo.
**Astronov:** Happy Valentine's Day, Neptunia.
*(spouses hug each other)*
**Neptunia:** It's Valentine's Day?
*(Title Card ending)*