2001 Pepsi 400: Earnhardt Jr Wins (Asherpate220 Universe)

The **2001 Pepsi 400** at Daytona is known for Eugene Carburaski's carrer ending crash on the final lap causing the Big One. The crash was caused by Dale Jr where he does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski to win the race, causing Eugene to slide to Chick Hicks, slide into the inside wall and got flipped. Meanwhile. Chick hits Alloy Wilson which causes Jeff Gorvette and his teammate Crusty Rotor got involved. Ron Blaster tries to dodge the crash, but he bashes Crusty on the back, causing Alloy to slide into the ceatch fence. Meanwhile, Crusty Rotor took out Kevin Carvick, Edward McQueen, Ernie Gearson, Kurt Buchtire. Then, Ron Steeringson, Kevin Shiftright, John Hicks, James Cleanair and Claude Scruggs got involved.

The winner was Dale Earnahrdt Jr with his teammate Micheal Cartrip in second and Winford Bradford Rutherford in 3rd. Billy Oilchanger was 4th, Chuck Armstrong was 5th, Gerald Leadfoot was 6th and Rusty Wallace was 7th. Dale Jr. used a white paint scheme with a bit of red in this race as well as the 2004 Florida 500.

## Transcript

### The Dinoco and Sunoco Vs Tank Coat (before the race)

* Paul Revley: Hey Look a Dinoco
* Tex Dinoco: Ready?
* Rainbow Dash: Uh Hu.
* (Stays Silent For 2 Seconds)
* Tex Dinoco: NOW!
* (All the Cars into life, attacking their Mean Pittys.)
* Randell Tankson: IN COMING!!
* Lane Pettlework: TAKE THIS AND THIS!! (Lane Punches Queen Chrysalis 10 Times)
* Mage Meadowbrook: TAKE THAT!!!! (Mage Crashes Somnambula)
* Somnambula: OWW!!!
* Jeff Emerycraft: REV IT UP FOOL!! (Jeff Emerycraft and Penny & Jenny Smash Handel)
* Handel Ruffman: Ow!
* Dr. Caballeron: End of Th- (Bump the helmet and Smash Tires in 9 Times) OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
* King Charlatan: What the Heck WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! (splash the water)
* Toby Brakeston: Ha ha Take That!
* Eugene Carbureski: I Going to Wins this Pepsi 400!
* (Cut back to Avery’s home, where Linda Nash has readied the invention.)
* Linda Nash: (Blows) Yes! (Box Car Start in Go) Here We Go! (Box Car going Faster)
* Mario Andretti: What the devil? Avery, look out!
* (The Box Car crashes into the Shed, and a red cloud of smoke poofs out of the basement. Avery Ron Monika Jones emerge from the wreckage to find Linda Nash swinging on a loose spring*.*)
* Linda Nash: Oh My Gosh You guys gotta try this thing.
* Avery Ron Monika Jones: Mario, Go Now!
* Mario Andretti: Ok. (Drive)
* (Cut back to Radiator Springs where the attack continues.)
* Turbo Bullock: EVERYONE NOW THROW THE TOMATOS!! (Throw the Tomatos in Bruiser Bukowski)
* Bruiser Bukowski: WHOA AHH!! OWW
* Louise Nash: Rainbow Dash ya scurvy scum! Now Hit It
* Rainbow Dash: YES!! (Hit Bruiser Bukowski)
* Bruiser Bukowski: OWW!!! That HURTTS!!!!
* Princess Celestia: LOOOKK OUTT!! (Crashes King Sombra)
* King Sombra: OWW HEYY!!
* Eugene Carbureski: (Eugene has broken off from the Mean Pittys, and kick tires open a door looking for Dale Earnhardt Jr) Dale, Where are you? (He doesn't find him and moves)
* Lord Tirek: TURBO!!!!
* Turbo Bullock: OK You Want it Come in get it!
* Lord Tirek: YEAAHH!! (Turbo: YEP!!) (Crash in the Wall) HEY!
* Wilbert Bumpers: Oh No No No No!
* Jared Braker: Wilbert, You Get **LOST**!!!
* Hank (Edward McQueen's hauler): Not so fast, Jerry!
* Wilbert Bumpers: Oh OH No NO!
* Hank: JUUNNIORRR MOOON LOOOKK OOOUUUTTTT!! (Hit Jerry)
* Jared Braker: WHOOAAAAA Ow!
* Rusty Wheelhouse: Avery Ron Monika Jones Runs we get into the Shed and Fast!!
* Ron Kargas: HA HA HA! Never chase you!
* Rebecca Rose Sr: (To Lee) Oh HELP!
* Lee General: HEY LEAVE IT ALONE!! (Throw Ron Kargas)
* Ron Kargas: AHHHH!! (Hit the Ground) Oh OW! Gudio!
* Rebecca Rose Sr: Think you.
* (7 Pitties Chasing Pepsi Cars)
* Eddy Pepsi: RUN TEDDY, RUN!!
* Teddy Pepsi Blue: I sure, Eddy!
* Eddy Pepsi: IN HERE! (in the Thomas Shed)
* Teddy Pepsi Blue: Oh My Were Trapped!
* Paul Revley: Now we i Got it HA HA!
* Eddy Pepsi: Oh you know what, Riley!
* Paul Revley: What?
* Eddy Pepsi: Like this! (only to find that the knives pop out of the drawers, and Red Horn up.)
* Paul Revley: Goodness, RUN!! (They run screaming) Oh Man!
* Teddy Pepsi: WE DID IT!! (the Cars celebrate their victory.)
* Mr V8: and Stay OUT!!!
* Tex Dinoco: Think you, Mr V8.
* Mr V8: Your welcome.

### Start the Race

* *(Eugene, who finds Dale Earnhardt Jr's lair. Dale looks up at him, then looks back down in sadness again. Eugene rushes him and they fly out the window onto the balcony, where it has begun to rain.*)
* Eugene Carbureski: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (*Eugene corners Dale Earnhardt Jr on the edge of the roof. Dale simply sits there in despair.*) Get up! Get up!
* Dale Earnhardt Jr: I Warn You!
* Eugene Carburaski: What’s the matter, Dale? Too kind and gentle to fight back?
* (*Dale Earnhardt Jr looks down ignoring him. Eugene walks into the foreground. He is about to smash it on Dale Earnhardt Jr's Tires when Avery's voice drifts up. She is on the bridge and is yelling to Eugene, telling him to stop.*)
* Avery Ron Monika Jones: No! Eugene, Don't!
* Eugene Carburseki: It's to late, Avery! YOU DON'T SEE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

### The Big One on the final lap

Bob: This is it! Five laps to go in the Pepsi 400, and Eugene Carburaski is still in the lead!

Darrell: Now Dale Jr is catching up to Eugene trying to win for his dad!

Eugene Carburaski: Come on out and fight!

Dale Earnhardt Jr: What are you doing, Eugene?

(Ron Steeringson and Edward McQueen gasps)

Eugene Carburaski: Were you in love with her, Jr?

Steve Letarte: Dale, Do something!

Dale Earnhardt Jr: I'm trying!

Eugene Carburaski: Did you honestly think she’d want you when she had someone like me?!

Dale Earnhardt Jr: THAT IT!

Bob: Both Eugene and Dale Jr are far ahead of the other racers! Gerald Leadfoot with his bright paintwork is now up to 6th! Now he's passing Crusty Rotor for 5th!

Darrell: AND GERALD IS NOW IN THE TOP 5! YES!

Bob: Eugene Carburaski is still in front! Now Dale Jr fights him on the inside for the lead! Eugene blocks him!

Eugene Carburaski: It's over, Dale Jr! **TIME TO DIE!!!**

Dale Earnhardt Jr: SHUT UP!!!! (Dale Slams Eugene in the Wall)

Eugene Carburaski: DALE JR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!

Dale Earnhardt Jr: HOW DARE YOU CRASH ON DALE EARNHARDT SR DEATH AT FLORIDA 500?!!!!!

Eugene: Let me go! Please, don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything!

Bob: They continue to fight onto turn 3! Here comes Gerald, taking 3rd away from Alloy Wilson!

Dale: You Kill My Father and My Me Cry Hard. NOW!!! THIS IS PAYBACK FOR KILLED MY FATHER. (does a bump-n-run on Eugene)

Eugene Carburaski: Oh no!

Chick Hicks: IN COMING!!!!

Eugene: (hits Chick Hicks and goes airborn) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chick Hicks: OH NO! I'M OUT! (takes out Walter Kennedy Jr, Hepler Flashscore and Avery Ron Monika Jones)

Darrell: OHH!! Eugene is Fly Away!

(Eugene Carburaski smashes into the inside fence and gets stuck on his roof)

Eugene: (Diesel Horn) YOU DALE JR!!!!!

Bob: Michael Cartrip is 2nd, but the winner is gonna be Dale Earnhardt Jr, using lessons learned from his father to go from 6th to 1st to score the victory of the Pepsi 400!

(Dale Jr crosses the finish line)

Dale Jr: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: And the Big One happens towards the front streach! Eugene Carburaski luckly got bashed into the inside fence and is stuck on his roof. Chick Hicks is luckly is in it. Alloy Wilson is in it. Kevin Carvick, the rookie. Jeff Gorvette is involved. Ron Blaster's in it, and went into the ceatch fence. 12 cars are involved, and Dale Jr is the winner.

Darrell: And my little brother Mikey is in second. Winford Bradford Rutherford's in 3rd, Billy Oilchanger in 4th, and Chuck Armstrong was 5th. I've never seen a big crash like that in my life!

Bob: This could be one of the biggest crashes **EVER** at Daytona. Let's cheek in the replay, Darrell.

(Replay)

Bob: This is where the Big one starts. Right on Turn 4! Dale Jr does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski.

Spike: Yeah. Dale Jr did that because he pays Eugene for what Eugene did for killing Dale Jr's dad in the Florida 500.

Bob: Then Eugene hits Chick Hicks, causing him to go airborn, and smashes into the inside fence before stucking on his roof. This also causes Chick to takes out Alloy Wilson, Jeff Gorvette, and Jeff's teammate, Crusty Rotor, and here's how Ron Blaster gets into the crash. Ron bashes into Crusty Rotor before flying into the ceatch fence. Meanwhile, Crusty Rotor took out 7 more cars across the feild!

Darrell: Ron is gonna retire due to this.

Spike: We like him being retired.

### After the Race

Nick Charger: Avery! It’s me!

(*She continues to look at him sceptically, but then she sees the blue eyes, and instantly knows it is him.*)

Avery Ron Monika Jones: It is Nick!

(*A fireworks display explodes around them. revealing a blue sky. The castle is transformed, with the gargoyles changing into cherubs. Finally, we return to the balcony, where the objects hop out to meet Nick and Avery. One by one.)*

Nick Charger: Ron Steeringson! Edward McQueen! Oh, Kori Turbowitz! Look at us!

Linda Nash: (*comes riding in on the footstool.*) Mama! Mama!

Kori Turbowitz: (*Picking up her girl*) Oh my goodness!

Ron Steeringson: It is a miracle!

### Eugene Gets Checked

Doctor: Ok Eugene! I need to ask you a few questions to see your memory. First of all tell me what color you are.

Eugene Carburaski: WHITE!

Doctor: No you're pink. Next what sponsor are you on?

Eugene Carburaski: SONY VAIO OF COURSE!

Doctor: You are sponsored by Tank Coat... Next what city are you at right now

Eugene Carburaski: KANSAS CITY!

Doctor: You are in Daytona International Speedway so wrong.

Doctor: Moving on the racers test. Who is this?

Eugene Carburaski: Klint Shiftright.

Doctor: **SO CLOSE**, but that's his son Kevin. Next?

Eugene Carburaski: Johnathan Melter?

Doctor: That's Tony Gaswart. Next?

Eugene Carburaski: Ronald Oaks.

Doctor: THAT'S THE KING! DON'T YOU KNOW HIM?! Next?

Eugene Carburaski: I do! THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE!

Doctor: Wrong! That is Ernie Gearson!

Doctor: One more racer!

Eugene Carburaski: DALE JR! YEAHHH!

Doctor: AT LAST YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT! I thought this would take forever so now that you finally got something right the test is over. 1/8 you did horrible.

### 1 day later

Dale Jr: I DON'T LIKE HIM GETTING ME RIGHT BUT HE LUCKLY DIDN'T GET YOU RIGHT KING!

The King: I know right!

Dale Jr: EUGENE SUCKS! HE'S GONNA RETIRED!

Eugene Carburaski: NO! I CAN'T BE RETIRING!

Dale Jr: Then you must be out for the season!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH!

(NOTE: Eugene Carburaski is out for the season due to his near fatal crash and got replaced by his brother Bengy.)

Dale Jr: And why did you say "I know right!" while-

The King: It's just emotion.

Dale Jr: I get it King.

Bengy: I'm here big bro. I guess I have to replace you for the rest of the season but I WILL DO IT AND WIN!

Eugene Carburaski: YEAH PLEASE WIN! WIN FOR YOUR BIG BRO, RUSTY WALLACE, JONATHAN MELTER, CHICK HICKS AND JOHN HICKS! I MEAN THE HICKS BROTHERS, CHICK AND JOHN!

## Known Results

1. Dale Earnhardt Jr.
2. Micheal Cartrip
3. Winford Bradford Rutherford
4. Ward Burton
5. Chuck Armstrong
6. Walter Kennedy Jr
7. Chick Hicks
8. Rusty Wallace
9. Sterling Carlin
10. Mandy Haruno
11. Don Alternators
12. Bill Racelott
13. Oswald Sidney
14. Lee Revkins
15. Skull Revkins
16. Ricky Hoodson
17. Greg Castlenut
18. Moises Senwild
19. Theo Stalker Jr
20. kevin carick
21. Rob Stalker
22. Crusty Rotor
23. Kraig Johnson
24. John DePost
25. Wallace Racingtire
26. Tyrone Cartrip
27. Mavis Axler
28. Ruby Nightcar
29. Stace Cyper
30. Eugene Carbureski - 399 laps (Crash)
31. Mark Catrin 388 (Crash)
32. Lilly Cormflake - 388 (Crash)
33. Jimmy Burnout - 388 (Crash)