Brett O. Call

**Brett 'black face' Call** is a deeply brainwashed member of the high-demand Moron cult and former co-host of the weekly live call-in show "Moron Talk" alongside life-partner Carson Owen Kimball. They got in trouble on their mission for 'wrestling'. Their mutual respect was celebrated in a song by Brother Nick, Randy Williams, Trevor Lahey and Suanne titled 'Carson and Brett Are Not Gay, But If They Were That Would Be OK'. Brett's immediate response to the tribute song was: "I do not consent to my likeness being used ..." This became known as the January Incident - not to be confused with the April Incident discussed below.

In one memorable episode of Moron Talk, the Morons forgot to mute and their private conversation revealed that Brett "hates" his wife, Carson wants to get away from his wife and go away with Brett on a camping trip under the stars. Brett says he would need a baby-sitter because he can't trust his wife with the kids. Brett: "Women are stupid and neurotic." Carson: "I love you, Brett." Brett: "I love you too."

This clip is a true and everlasting testament to Bretty Black Face's weirdness. After Carson flew a plane into the World Trade Centre, Bretty erupted in laughter.

Bretty Black Face physically assaults his daughter "very hard ... for the reasons that I was bestowed by God".

Bretty Black Face had a dream that he and Carson killed a buck and they grabbed the dead animal's heart together as it stopped beating. He woke up inspired and fully erect. After telling Carson about this, Carson broke down in tears and they confessed their love for each other and hugged. Seriously.

Bretty Black Face came out during an episode of Mormon Talk.

Bretty Black Faceserved as somewhat of a foil to Carson's erratic and intense personality on Moron Talk through his usual calm and composed demeanor, even during the biggest of splashes. That said, he almost dropped an f-bomb once on Moron Talk; this is known as the September Incident (not to be confused with the January Incident described above or the April Incident aluded to above and discussed below or the as-yet-unmentioned May Incident).

Bretty Black Face is deeply homophobic ("gay is sin").

Bretty Black Face is deeply sexist, cutting off female callers on Moron Talk before they had a chance to speak. Then he let a male caller talk about \*n\*al s\*x for 10 minutes. Brett's advice: there's a right path and there's a wrong path, and he should encourage his wife to sing the Moron hymn 'hold on to the rod'. Seriously.

Bretty Black Face thinks that singing to the homeless is better than providing food and shelter since they already have food and shelter. Seriously.

The above-mentioned September Incident is not to be confused with the Other September Incident (a.k.a. Bananagate) when the first 85 minutes of Moron Talk was mute and the final 5 minutes was an angry, perplexing rant about a banana. Earlier in the program Bretty Black Face can be seen smashing the banana and he appears to be saying 'Look what you've made me do' or possibly 'You made me do a poo.'

The Incidents described above and below are not to be confused with the May Incident, a.k.a. Love Your Virginity.

Bretty Black Face is a stunningly hopeless banjo player despite playing for 11+ years and having the opportunity to play on stage with Ryan Shupe & the Rubber Band during the 2020 Moron Talk Backyard Bluegrass & Cornroast Party.

Bretty Black Face has consistently displayed a vitriol for video gaming in all its forms, and has a devoted love for the gospel of Jesus Christ (as he is an active member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.) He is also a controversial figure in Moron Talk history due to The April Incident, the January Incident, the May Incident, the September Incident and the Other September Incident a.k.a. Bananagate.

Bretty Black Face exposed the fact that Bill Clinton created China. Seriously.

### Upbringing

Much like Carson, little is known about Bretty Black Face's upbringing. We know that he was born and raised in Lehi, Utah to Richard and Nancy Call. Much of Brett's childhood was plagued with misfortune as a result of his father Richard's severe addiction to pornography. In *Window To His Love*, Carson recalls that "the darkness of [Richard's] addiction acted like a polluting pipeline directly inserted into Satan's power."

One specific anecdote also written about in the aforementioned book details the climax of Bretty Black Face's childhood, where he accidentally stumbled upon his father's box of pornography hidden in their attic and decided to take a VHS from the box. Bretty Black Face's subsequent decision to walk barefoot across the snow to dump the VHS into the garbage can instead of watching it defines a turning point in Brett's life where he, from that point on, dedicated his entire being to the Lord and to wrestling with Carson and to physically assaulting his daughter.

**Young adulthood and fruity interests**

Bretty Black Face served a mission in Reno, Nevada, alongside Carson.

Bretty Black Face hinted at international travel and a gourmand's knowledge of star fruits in the Christmas 2019 episode of Mormon Talk. In an otherwise unremarkable call with Jerry the Burrito Guy, the topic of kumquats versus star fruit came up. Brett disavowed any knowledge of kumquats, but waxed lyrical about star fruit, forcefully steering the conversation away from the mysterious kumquat. He demanded to know the origin of Jerry's star fruit, saying, "I've tried some in some countries that didn't taste so good.  I would recommend not getting any from Indonesia if you can.  But maybe if yours is from Thailand, that would be a good star fruit." Neurotoxins in star fruit can affect the brains of people with kidney disease, causing mental confusion.

### Moron Talk

Bretty Black Face co-founded "Moron Talk" with Carson in the early summer of 2019. Prior to Carson's departure from the show in early April 2020, Bretty Black Face served as somewhat of a foil to Carson's erratic behavior, acting cool, calm and collected even during some of the filthiest calls. Likely due to Satan's influence in Brett's upbringing, he also seemed to be less informed on some of the deeper doctrinal issues that some viewers would call in about, often letting Carson take the wheel and respond for those calls.

### End of Tenure

On April 11, 2021, Carson broadcast a recorded message on the show's YouTube channel, informing the audience that Bretty Black Face had stepped down from his co-hosting spot on Moron Talk. To the consternation of all viewers, when the show began the next day, Bretty Black Face was indeed absent from the show. In the chat room, many participants nominated Brock N. Richards to replace Bretty Black Face as co-host.

### The April Incident

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Bretty Black Face explained away the black-face April Incident by claiming that he had applied a charcoal mask as part of his daily beauty regime. That excuse would have been more compelling if not for the long, racist tirade that preceded the application of black-face.