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Slappy the Clown

Slappy, about to slap one of his victims

Slappy the Clown is an anomalous entity residing in the D4NK universe.

## History

Nothing is known about who Slappy is or where he came from. On one Halloween of an unknown year, Slappy just showed up out of nowhere on Helltower and began slapping everyone. He would fly up to the tower and slap someone to death, then fly away. This continued until the end of Halloween.

After Halloween ended, Slappy disappeared for a few months, until reports started showing up of him being back. People were reporting his presence in various locations, from 2Fort to Borneo. Reports of Slappy are still being made to this day and nobody has been able to catch him.

The Fastlane Anomalous Research Team (FART) are currently attempting to study his behaviour to try to find ways to stop him.

## Powers and abilities

Slappy seems to possess a multitude of anomalous abilities. He appears capable of teleportation by eating his body, which explains how he can get to such different places in such short times and can manage to elude anyone. He also possesses incredible strength in his right hand, being able to slap anything with great force. He also has a jet-pack strapped to his back at all times which he uses to fly.

## D4NK Rumble History

Slappy has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. He was the 17th to enter, and eliminated one opponent: Dr. Scheimengleimer. He was eliminated by Samuel L. Dogson, and was the 17th person to be eliminated.

## Trivia

* While Slappy looks like a Pyro, nobody is exactly sure what he is.
* Slappy was reported to have eaten 38 cinnamon buns from a local bake sale in one sitting, and when he was caught he was described to have swallowed his entire body and disappeared into thin air.
Patrick's Big-Name Vodka Hypothesis

Patrick's Big-Name Vodka Hypthesis was a series of science experiments performed by Patrick Green on January 21st, 2018.

Often criticized as "being for freshmen" or for being "disgusting", Rubinoff Vodka has seen a decline among older undergraduates. Green sought to change the public perception through his scholarly research

## Hypothesis

Most only dislike Rubinoff because of the reputation that has preceded it. If people drank Rubinoff out of another vodka's bottle, the general public would change their perception of the liquor.

## Method

Green filled an empty bottle of Green Apple Ciroc Vodka with Green Apple Rubinoff Vodka. He then proceded to offer shots of it to his housemates one by one, and guaged their reactions afterwards.

## Results

Of those who agreed to drink vodka so early in the day, the consesus was unanimous amongst the test subjects that the "Ciroc" was far superior to the taste of the average bottle of Rubinoff, supporting Patrick's hypothesis.
Buff Spiderman and ANGERY Gwen

Buff Spiderman in his signature pose

The cover of Gwen's transformed comic book

Buff Spiderman and ANGERY Gwen are a tag-team superhero duo in the D4NK universe.

## History

The pair were brought to life when Myke the Bleach Salesman spilled a bottle of magik-infused bleach onto two of Ron's comic books. Being fictional characters inside a story rather than already-living organisms, the magik had strange effects on them. Spiderman's body became disproportionate in certain areas, such as his torso being larger than usual, his arms being longer (or perhaps his legs being shorter), and his head being slightly flatter. Gwen became arguably more disfigured than Spiderman, being given longer legs, skinny arms, and just an otherwise messed up body shape. Gwen also became incredibly angry after her creation for unknown reasons. She is prone to bursts of rage over even the smallest of things.

After being brought to life, the duo proceeded to work together as a team to stop any criminals in the area, but so far they have mostly just managed to be a nuisance to the actual law enforcement. After failing at being good superheroes, they went on to become defenders of christian game servers, scouring them constantly to look for people swearing. If they found someone who was, they'd go over to that person's house and deliver a picture to them to inform them to stop swearing. If a target ignored their warnings after 3 attempts to stop the target, the duo would open a portal to hell and send the target into it for "disobeying the rules". Due to this, Buff Spiderman and ANGERY Gwen are currently considered felons and law enforcement urges anyone who sees them to report it immediately.

## Relationships

Buff Spiderman and ANGRY Gwen share the same relationships as Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy in their respective comic series.

## Powers and abilities

Buff Spiderman and ANGERY Gwen seem to share the same powers as their comic counterparts, but with a couple of extra powers of their own.

When he needs to, Buff Spiderman can activate his "Ultimate Muscle" ability. This increases his muscles by at least 40%, making him much stronger. He can only use this ability for a short time.

ANGERY Gwen also has her own ability, the "ANGERY Blast". This attack creates a red blast of energy up to 10 feet around Gwen, incinerating pretty much anything in the blast aside from herself and Buff Spiderman.

## Trivia

* Buff Spiderman's left hand cannot be properly clenched. Whenever he tries, the hand defaults to a shape pictured in his infobox photo.
* Gwen's deformities are rather inconsistent throughout her known pictures. It seems as though her body's shape is constantly morphing and her particles may be unstable. Due to this, there is a chance she could implode and create a black hole on D4NK's Earth.
* Their current locations are currently unknown, but the Fastlane Anomalous Research Team is attempting to track them.
* Gwen usually doesn't speak, to this day no one knows what she sounds like.
Uncel Dab

Uncel Dab in his void prison

Uncel Dab is the D4NK universe's counterpart to the Youtuber Uncle Dane.

## History

Uncel Dab was created when an Engineer made love to his dispenser. After 12 months, Uncel Dab came out. Uncel Dab lived his life wanting to be an Engineer like his father, spending years practicing to become the best Engie man out there. After 7 years of maining Engineer, Uncel Dab managed to become amazing at it. He even bought a hat that emitted lights so everyone knew how good he was.

One day, Uncel Dab ran out of the bleach he used to dye his hair and beard. On his way to the store, he ran into Myke, who offered him some of his special bleach. Uncel Dab accepted, seeing its high quality, and took it home to bleach his hair again. However, Myke didn't realise that Uncel Dab was going to use it to bleach his hair, and so Myke angerily teleported into Uncel Dab's bathtub and tried to suck him into the void within one of his bleach bottles. But Uncel Dab's strength from hauling all the buildings he had hauled in his life made was enough to resist the void. After blindly flailing at Myke with his wrench for a few minutes, the force of the void was too strong for Uncel Dab to hold on completely, and his head and shiny hat was ripped off his body and sucked into the void. There he has remained since, occasionally being ejected out at a target of Myke's and then promptly sucked back in to the void.

## Relationships

Uncel Dab's loved his mother and father dearly, and was also good friends with a boy named Jimmy in his childhood. He also loved his buildings, and would tuck them in bed and read them a story every night. He hates Myke for trapping him in the void.

## Powers and abilities

Uncel Dab has the same powers as most other Engineers, being able to produce sentries, dispensers, and teleporters using any kind of metal, his toolbox, and blue paper. He also had fairly above-average strength from hauling his buildings so much. An ability seemingly only limited to him was that whenever he placed a dispenser and said the words "Dispenser goin' up" a tune would play until the dispenser was finished constructing. It's unknown where the source of this tune was or what it meant.

## D4NK Rumble History

Uncel Dab has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 1 on 1 ladder match event against FRICKe. He won the match.

## Trivia

* Uncel Dab has won 3 "Engie of the year" awards.
* Uncel Dab's hat has 8 miniature floodlights in it.
Kermit the Frog

Kermit reliving the events of when he stepped on 3 Lego bricks at age 5

Kermit the Frog is the D4NK universe's counterpart of the real character of the same name.

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## History

Kermit the Frog was born in a swamp in Leland, Mississippi at an unknown date. At the age of 12, Kermit finally left his swamp to live among and interact with humans. Approximately 10 years later, Kermit discovered Robbie Rotten and heard the talk about his godhood. Not believing that a simple man could do such miracles he had heard, Kermit ventured to track down Robbie and see if everything he was told was true.

Eventually, Kermit managed to track Robbie back to Robbie's home town, Lazy Town, where he witnessed Robbie conduct miracles greater than he was even told. Still wanting to see just how true this was, Kermit asked Robbie to show him something to make him truly believe Robbie, so Robbie pulled from his bag of tricks a toy car from Kermit's childhood that he lost tragically. The car was in the exact same physical state as when he lost it, including the little clown sticker Kermit had stuck on it when he was 3. Convinced by this, Kermit wanted to learn from Robbie and his teachings and followed him around the world to spread his word. Eventually, Robbie trusted Kermit so much that he made him his closest disciple.

When Robbie left to heaven, Kermit was given the Broble, Robbie's sacred book left to document his history for future generations. Kermit has claimed that he hid the book in a secret location to prevent anyone from stealing or destroying it.

A few years after Robbie went back to heaven, Kermit started up a career in television, first starring in the 1955 show, *Sam and Friends,* and later starring in *Sesame Street* and The *Muppets Show.*

## Relationships

Kermit is married to Ms. Piggy and is good friends with most of the cast of Sam and Friends, Sesame Street, and The Muppets Show. He was the disciple of Robbie and good friends with one of his other closest disciples, Shrek.

## D4NK Rumble History

Kermit has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. He was the 2nd to enter, and eliminated no opponents. He was eliminated by Carl Chimichanga, and was the 5th person to be eliminated.
Samuel L. Dogson

Samuel L. Dogson smiling before taking a well deserved nap.

Samuel L. Dogson in a character living within the D4NK Universe, and is one of Iggy's pets. She is a black dog with the head of the American actor and film producer Samuel L. Jackson. She is a very relaxed and timid dog, and has rarely if ever assaulted a human.

## History

Samuel was born in a dog pound, likely sometime around 2010. Not long after her birth, she was bought from the dog pound by Iggy, and has lived with him ever since.

Samuel has lived a rather mundane life compared to most other characters in the D4NK Universe. Her average day consists of sleeping, eating, and relaxing.

## Relationships

Samuel is very loyal to her owner Iggy, and is friends with her companion Angery Doggo. She has no enemies to speak of. However, she very timid, and is usually very frightened by strangers.

She is very kind to nearly everyone she meets, with the exception of squirrels and several other wildlife that intrudes on her property, or anything that is a threat to Iggy. Despite being close friends with Angery Doggo, they will often get in minor physical disputes, with Samuel always ending up on top, due to her being physically larger.

## D4NK Rumble History

Samuel L. Dogson has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. She was the 18th to enter, and eliminated 1 opponent: Slappy the Clown. She was eliminated by Nis, and was the 19th person to be eliminated.

## Trivia

* Samuel L. Dogson is a spinoff of Iggy's real life pet named Sammy, and the American actor and film producer Samuel L. Jackson.
* Samuel is a Black Labrador.
* Samuel, despite having a male name and heavily resembling a male, is biologically female.
* Samuel, despite being a dog, can in fact speak. She speaks fluent English, however, according to Iggy, her intelligence is "Not exactly something to be marveled."
* Samuel never starts fights, she will only attempt to attack anything if provoked significantly.
* Samuel is rather lazy, and prefers to stay inside on a couch all day rather than go outside. The only exception to this is in cold weather or when it is snowing, which she very much enjoys.

## Quotes

"Hello!"

"I'm confused."

"I just really want a burrito!"

"I think that burrito would fit well in my snout."

"I just REALLY wanna go outside!"
Axedoggo

call me

Axedoggo is an artist that resides in the D4NK Universe. He is known throughout the world for his supreme artistic abilities.

## History

Born on the desert planet Tatooine, Axedoggo lived a simple life at first. However, once he fell in love with the giant frog Frogzilla, his life changed forever. They had a child named Bananakin, who left them to become a Jedi at a young age, and went on to become one of the strongest Jedi of all time. Axedoggo continued his profession as an artist, and got plenty of publicity from his son, who showed everyone a portrait of himself that Axedoggo drew. This kicked off his successful artistic career, and continues making masterpieces to this very day.

## Relationships

Axedoggo is a generally a respected member of society, and has plenty of friends. He is in a loving relationship with fellow artist Frogzilla, and his relationship to his son Bananakin has made him loved by many.

He doesn't have many enemies, and the ones he does are usually killed by Bananakin at some point.

## Weapons, powers, and abilities

Axedoggo isn't much of a fighter, but he does possess some supernatural qualities. Besides being a strange cat-human hybrid, he constantly gives off an aroma similar to that of coffee, can stretch his nose out to incredible lengths, and can speed paint with incredible swiftness and detail.

## D4NK Rumble History

Axedoggo has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. He was the 4th to enter, and eliminated two opponents: Bananakin and Faghettitiger. He was eliminated by General Yeti Dayz the 4th.

## Trivia

* Axedoggo has a DeviantArt account
* Axedoggo is based off of a real artist named axedog on DeviantArt (Who also lost to Iggy in a game of Card's Against Humanity)
* Axedoggo is the grandfather of Jimmy Neutron
* Axedoggo is 5'11
* Axedoggo likes ramen
Professions

## Introduction

The player can choose professions during character creation. Each profession will grant the player two unique moves that are, most of the time, supportive rather than offensive.

## List of Professions

### Doctor

**"Oops, Zat was not medicine."**

 First Aid

### Shipwright

**"Fire the cannons and everything else!"**

### Chef

**"A chef's hands are his honor and pride"**

 Food 2

### Musician

**"Music drives the soul."**

 Hypnosis
Sans vs Ness

## Anime Battle

The fight between Sans and Ness was memorable in more ways than one. Not only was it super cool, but it also disproved what everyone thought as fact previously: that Sans and Ness were the same. This shocking reveal amazed many, and some even considered it non-canon. But Toble Fax later confirmed it as being canon.
Fitteen Cent

I put two quarters in my ears and I'm listening to 50 Cent

## **Fitteen Cents**

Charlie Chumpkin was an innocent math teacher who just wanted to teach children math in middle school, but due to the amount of 8th graders listening to Lil' Pump and "Mumble Rap", he started to go underground in rap circles to promote math raps as his supa fly alter ego "Fitteen Cents".

His educational rhymes were a success until he was accused of being a soft a\*\* N\*\*\*\*\* on the mic, and thus was kicked out of his local Underground Rap Battle Arena.

He has since then continued to try and rap for his math classes and create his own Underground Rap circuit, allowing people to be soft A\*\* N\*\*\*\*\*'s on the mic.

## History

Charlie was born and raised in Blythewood, South Carolina and continues to teach there at 3rd Street Elementary and Middle School. he began his rap career at the age of 35 and his first underground hit "The Great Divide and Multiply".

His top song, when he was 40 in a rap battle against his rival Small Shaq, was named "Your Angles are Acute Under my Foot" and was at the height of his rap game.

At age 43 he had T.J. Detweiler in his math class. this would be the end of his rap career at the underground circuit in 3rd Street, as T.J. came in and destroyed him with the N word. Destroyed by his own student and shunned by the rap community. His last known song posted on sound cloud was "Sally Dated P.E.M.D.A.S."

There is rumor, however, of a new circuit of rappers in Blythewood underneath a comic book store that just sorta appeared one day. Rumor also states that Charlie is gonna make his return as Fitteen Cent while working at 3rd Street to cover his return and keep an eye on T.J.

## Relationships

* He is intense rivals with rapper Small Shaq, although outside of the ring of rap combat they occasionally play golf together.
* He hates T.J. Detweiler for ending his rap career and plans to make his grades suffer greatly if he doesn't turn in his homework. T.J. is yet to find his math teachers new rap circuit.
* Stevie keeps Charlie's rap circuit underground as long as he gets paid. So their standing is pretty good so far

## Greatest Hits

* The Great Divide and Multiply
* Math God
* Carolina Slope Slayer
* 3x+4y= Your Loss (Rap battle)
* The Horizon is the Origin
* Teacher's Lounge
* Your Angles are Acute under my Foot (Rap battle)
* Crunching the Numbers
* In Addition... (rap battle)
* Fitteen Cents: The Return (latest song after being banned))

## Quotes

* "Decimals or Denominators don't matter when i'm rapping circles around you"
* "Good morning class!"
* "I couldn't hear your weak rhymes with these quarters in my ears"
* "Your next Assignment is worth 50 points on your grades"
* "The common factor between you and zero is undefined"
Leg Style

## Introduction

Leg Style is one of the weapon styles that can be chosen during the character creation. This fighting style has little range and high damage-per-second.

## Abilities

Like all fighting styles, Leg Style has five moves. Depending on what type of kicking style (e.g. Black Leg, Red Leg, Jao Kun Do, Okama Kempo, and Newkama Kempo), the fifth move is varied. The default is Black Leg.

### Strengths

Has a high rate of damage, and it has high-damage attacks. It can send the target away, allowing temporary retreat, or it can demolish the target with quick, high-power kicks.

### Weaknesses

Leg Style has practically no range, excluding its ultimate, and it has no mobility-boosting moves. Ironically, this makes speed a weakness.

### Moves

 Spam Kick
 Roundhouse Kick
 Stomp
 Depends on fighting style
Supa Supa no Mi

The Supa Supa no mi or more commonly known as the Dice fruit is a paramecia type devil fruit that allows the user to turn into blades.

* **Pressing 'E**' while weapons are unequipped will deploy the "Dice Dice Blades".
* **Pressing 'R**' will allow the user to perform slice attacks with the "Dice Dice Blades".

At 250 Devil fruit points the user unlock the dice dice fruit's final attack called "10,000 slashes". This ability slashes the opponent in "10,000" different directions in one instance. It deals 25-50% damage.

**This is a special type of fruit in where you do not get hurt unless the user uses haki. This is good for farming and fighting**
Nic Cage Dimension

The Nic Cage dimension, formally known as the N1C dimension, is an alternate dimension within the confines of the D4NK universe.

## Information

The Nic Cage dimension is a dimension inhabited entirely by entities that bear some resemblance to famous actor Nicolas Cage. The entities vary in appearances, the only consistent features being the fact that they have Nicolas Cage's face and (reportedly) variations of his voice (such a different pitches, distortion effects, etc.). Supposedly, no two entities within the dimension are exactly alike. The dimension is reported to be made entirely out of Nicolas Cage's face, even the dirt, sky, sun, and all objects within it, though any photos of it turn out simply as a picture of Nic Cage's face and recordings of the dimension become garbled static, with the occasional flash of Nic Cage's face. Only audio recordings are unaffected by the dimension. A deep, incredibly slow sound constantly plays throughout the dimension, which was later revealed by audio recordings to be Nicolas Cage yelling, but slowed and pitched down considerably.

## Notable residents

Some notable residents of the Nic Cage dimension include:

* Slow Cage: An entity with the body of the Pokemon Slowpoke and the head of Nic Cage. Slow Cage is the leader of the "Nick Kage Klub", a club that insists that Nic Cage's name is spelled "Nick". The club consists of only 4 members.
* Long-Nic Cage: A very elongated, flat entity that resembles an image of Nic Cage. It is the Leader of the "Nic Cage Club", a club that insists that Nic Cage's name is spelled "Nic". The club has had many join throughout its time.
* Picolas Cage: A human-sized, anthropomorphic pickle with Nic Cage's face. Owns a store that sells only socks.
* President Nichard Cagentson: A jar of mayonnaise with Nic Cage's face on it. Claims to be the mayor of the dimension. Nobody has denied that claim as of yet.
* Cicolas Nage: Looks like Nic Cage but with inverted colors. Seems to speak entirely backwards.
Crash Bandiwidth

Crash in his famous commercial for his internet service

Crash Bandiwidth is a resident of the D4NK universe.

## History

Crash was an intelligent child, managing to land a course at MIT at the age of 14. He studied there for 4 years before moving on to start an internet service provider company named after himself. Crash was often bullied at school for being a nerd, so every day he would hit the gym to get swole. After 3 years of doing so, he realized that the phrase "hit the gym" did not mean to actually physically assault the building, though from all the punching, he did manage to become muscular. His business grew until it became the #1 internet service provider in New Dong City, which it still remains as to this day. He is most famous for the Crash Bandiwidth Co. commercial featuring himself. The commercial consists of a man sitting at a desk in an office with a computer. He opens a browser on the computer and it takes a long time to load. A disembodied voice then says "Does this sort of thing happen to you all the time?", to which the man nods, seemingly in response to the question. The voice then says "Do you wish you could have fast and reliable internet at a great price?" and the man nods again. Crash then bursts through the door, picks up the man's wireless router, throws it out of the window, and sets a new one with a Crash Bandiwidth Co. label on it onto the desk. The man says "Wow, thanks Crash. Now I can surf the net quick and easy while not having to worry about the massive amounts of money it'll cost me!" and gives a thumbs-up to the camera. It then cuts to a shot of Crash sitting in the same chair, also doing a thumbs-up. Interestingly, the man does not appear in the shot. Then the commercial ends.

It was later found out that the man in the advertisement was murdered by crash, the body being found in a trash bag outside of a Burger King near the location that the commercial was shot. Crash has not been seen since, and his business has been shut down.

## Relationships

Crash's personal history is unknown, though it's rumored that he was good friends with Mark Zuccerberg. Mark has denied these claims.

## Weapons, Powers, and Abilities

Crash appears to be extraordinarily strong due to his years of punching gyms. He has been reported to have once smashed an entire gym wall after merely 7 hours of punching.

## Trivia

* Crash is still on the run from the FBI, and if you see him, please report him to the authorities immediately.
* It's rumored that Crash wanted to obtain the Infinity Gauntlet to be able to collapse any and all gyms in a single punch.
Darkflame The Hedgheog

The only known image of Darkflame the Hedgheog

Darkflame the Hedgheog is a super kool dude who like, lives in the D4NK Universe man.

## History

Darkflame had a bad life. he was bullied at skool even tho he was the koolest, his step dad didn't lik him, and he got the depreshon. when he was 13, the gods decided to give him telekininetick powrs cos they new he was 2kool4skool. they also gave him a kool katana so he coulkd slice up all the peopl that bullied him. so one day when he went to school he sliced upo the bullies that bullied him. whenever he killed one of them he would say "loks like ur on the choping block." nobody ever found out that he was the one who did it. butthen there was this cute girl named Rachel who he liked and she saw him killing a bully and she said "wow look at this blod I love killing ui want to b ur gf" and so they went off and kept killing peple.

## Relationships

Darkflame likes leather jakets, flames, purple hair dye, his kool katana, chili dogs (but with his enemys blod on them).

Darkflame DOESNT like bullies, unkool peple, jakets thatarent made of leather, tuna sandwiches. (oh yeah and also his parents too)

## Weapons, Powers, and Abilities

can move things with his mind, can speak with people through there minds, is super kool.

## D4NK Rumble History

Darkflame has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. He was the 16th to enter, and eliminated 1 opponent, Eternal Agony The Echidna. He was eliminated by Waluigi, and was the 18th person to be eliminated.
Captain Falcon vs Captain Crunch

Captain Falcon's signature Falcon Punch making his opponents jaw Falcon Crunch.

## Anime Battle

The fight nobody saw coming, Captain Crunch and Captain Falcon duked it out in the bay of Mute City. Many people were sceptical about how good the fight would be at first, but everyone agreed that it was pretty fucking awesome.
Dino Salted Caramel Jailtime

The Dino Salted Caramel Jailtime was an incident that occurred during the 2015-2016 school year. Dino, having drank most of an entire handle of Salted Caramel Rubinoff Vodka, decided to take a stroll throughout the UMass Amherst campus. After taking a quick nap in the middle of the lawn on Southwest Beach, Dino was woken up by two members of the UMass Police Department.

Dino was forced to spend a night in the drunk tank at the police station, during which he occupied himself by banging on the wall and yelling.

After leaving jail, UMass forced Dino to complete the BASICS program to educate himself on the dangers of binge drinking. Dino lied to them and said he drank less than he did, but they still considered his lie within the definition of "alcoholism"
Anubis The God Chiwawa

The God

Anubis Is a being that is the only one who met Robbie Rotten When he was a kid.

## History

Almost all is unknown about this her's past and She will not tell anyone about this aswell as kill anyone who asks her about this.

## Relationships

Mostly likes her own being Bob Ross, Robbie Rotten, and Axe Doggo but she hates Fighettitiger (for being rude to her but this is the only time it has spoken every)

## Powers and abilities

Anubis can make anyone do her biding she does this to Bill Nye, Bob Ross, Stevie (very rarely) Iggy(once to buy her food But this still is being looked into as this may be a lie) she may do this to the DKK sometimes (Mostly to have them not find her and stay safe).
Deadoman

Deadoman hunting his next victim

The Deadoman is an entity residing in the D4NK, and the D5NK's counterpart to Iggy.

## History

Deadoman was an entity from the D5NK universe, created when Clonix possessed that universe's version of Iggy. After being possessed and killing every living being in the D5NK universe, he utilized a dimensional portal to climb into the D4NK. In doing so, however, he lost a great deal of his power. He utilized more subtle means to kill due to this and wanting to avoid being caught, and he eventually resorted to using Team Fortress 2 as a means of killing his victims, by dragging them into the game and murdering them there. Through his many victims, his most notable include Billy Burrito, Jimothy Burger, and a clerk at 7-Eleven, among others. Deadoman was eventually made into an independent entity instead of a host body for Clonix when Clonix's gloves malfunctioned and allowed Clonix's possessed people to act freely. Deadoman killed hundreds before he was rendered unable to by Uncle Dane. Deadoman was nearly defeated once by Detective Greg Strudleton, L.A.P.D, though he managed to escape. After attempting (and failing) to kill Carl Chimichanga 3 times, Deadoman was eventually defeated by Uncle Dane by way of teleporting Deadoman into the void. Deadoman has yet to return, so it is assumed he is either trapped in the void permanently or he was destroyed there.

## Relationships

Deadoman despised all life on earth due to Clonix's possession. He treated the other horrid Valve-based abominations as if they were his lackeys, probably due to him being Clonix's longest host and most valued minion. He especially hated Carl for constantly escaping him, and Dane for inevitably sending him and Clonix to the void.

## Weapons, powers, and abilities

Deadoman was armed with his signature bloodied Eyelander, dubbed by himself as the "Demonblade". The sword did not seem to possess any outstanding qualities of its own. He could also activate the charge ability from Team Fortress 2 at will, despite not having any shield with which to do so. He appeared capable of teleportation, as well as superhuman strength. He also appeared to be able to drag his victims into Team Fortress 2, probably to easier toy with and kill the victims. He seemed able to create small explosions, though the full range of it is unknown.

## Trivia

* Despite missing one of his eyes, this did not appear to impede him in any way.
* The Deadoman's favorite quote seemed to be "Make them all not live!"
The Faghettitiger Cult

"Be nice or fuck off :) - Faghettitiger"

The Faghettitiger Cult is the name of the cult organization founded by Faghettitiger, who acts as the leader and center of worship for the other members. Some of the important current members include Arthass and General Yeti Dayz the 4th.

## History

The Faghettitiger Cult was founded when Faghettitiger ascended from space, and became known as the legendary Space Goddess. She used her supernatural powers to convince people that she was the creator of the universe, and that everyone should worship her as a Goddess. Quickly gaining a relatively large following by locals, she expanded her influence and officially formed the cult. Now having a name for herself, she sought out to gain as many strong allies as possible, having them all join the cult. Many members joined, and very few were able to leave once they had joined, with a few minor exceptions.

Although Faghettitiger has remained the official leader of the cult throughout its history, ever since Arthass joined the cult, he has generally been the main influence of all of Faghettitigers decisions, thus technically making him the real leader.

The cult has generally maintained the same focus throughout its existence, which is to gain as many new cult members as possible, and to eliminate any threats to the cult. A major threat to the cult is the Dank Kermit Krew, a church that worships the true God of the D4NK Universe, Robbie Rotten. However, with Arthass' new influence on the cult, the cult has begun to stop gaining members, and has started to lose members that dare question Arthass' authority as second in command.

Due to the downsizing of the cult recently, the entire cult resides in a single building, known as The Chat House, which acts as their headquarters.

## Members

The current members include:

* Faghettitiger
* Arthass
* Yeti Dayz the 4th
* Various other minions

Ex-members (members who were once a part of the cult, but left.)

* Meme "Spooky" Friendo
* Waluigi
* Stoneman
The D4NK Show

The cover for the first episode. Drawn by Stevie.

The D4NK Show was started by Iggy as an idea to have a TV show based on the characters in D4NK. Although the project is not intended to become an actual TV show, the scripts for the "episodes" are being written, and several ideas for what to do with the scripts have been made.

Currently, Stevie is working on making a comic of the first episode, and a dub of the comic by the DKK is planned in the future.

At the time of writing, there are 4 episodes written and one season. There is no episode 3.

The show focuses on Iggy, Spark, and Scott, and their lives outside of being mercenaries for RED and BLU. The events of previous episodes seem to have little effect on the next, other than the introduction of new characters and characters remembering the previous episodes happening. As a result, if a character dies or a location is destroyed in an episode, the next episode will start with every dead character being alive again, and every destroyed location being perfectly intact.

## Season 1

1.) Slappy

2.) The Incredible Swapping Day

4.) Housefly

5.) My Name Jeff
The Chaos Crew

The Chaos Crew is a fairly incompetent group of thugs and barbarians (excluding the wonderful Gilda, of course). They operate in Iruvia, and are currently on a 5-7 weeks quest to do something.

## Members

The crew comprises Deej, Fred the Fragrant, Gilda, Richard, and Zargothrax. Neville is an honorary member, of sorts, but of course he wouldn't want to be completely associated with Bravos.

## History

Beginning, Death raptors, acquired races, Haig,
Shrek

Shrek looking smug

Shrek is the D4NK universe's counterpart to the character of the same name.

## History

Little is known about Shrek's history before becoming a disciple. He was sent away from his home at the age of 7 due to it being an ogre tradition. Shrek wandered around aimlessly for the next 12 years, almost constantly being yelled at or insulted by anyone he met. Eventually, Shrek found a swamp and decided to make it his home. There he lived comfortably for the next 3 years, until on his door knocked some disciples of Robbie Rotten. The disciples wanted to spread the word of Robbie to him, but he refused to listen. The disciples eventually gave up and left him in peace.

The next day, as Shrek was running around a local town to try and catch a thief who stole a loaf of his special-recipe bread, he noticed a lot of people crowding around the town square. Curious as to what was going on, Shrek attempted to scare everyone else away to see what was happening. Strangely, however, nobody was frightened by him, unlike how they usually would be. As Shrek pushed through the crowd to see what had them so enamored, he saw Robbie Rotten in the center of the square. Robbie saw Shrek and immediately saw all his problems. Robbie asked Shrek to come up to the center of the square with him, and Shrek begrudgingly obliged, mostly out of curiosity. Robbie then asked Shrek what was troubling him, and after a minute of Shrek trying to prove he had no problems, Robbie put a hand on Shrek's shoulder and said that he knew that Shrek was crabby and angry at everyone for hating him, and Robbie said he could help Shrek become a better person to show everyone that he should be given a chance. Shrek felt like this was a chance to turn his life around, and so he joined Robbie's other disciples in the town to help spread his word. Eventually, Shrek became one of Robbie's closest and most trusted disciples, and he befriended Robbie's other disciple, Kermit the Frog.

Shrek's heroism didn't last forever though, as one day a group of anti-Robbie cultists got in a fight with Shrek when he was preaching in a town. Shrek fought most of them off, but one managed to land a killing blow to his heart. Before he died, Shrek told Robbie and Kermit that he was glad he would at least die spreading Robbie's word.

## Powers and abilities

Shrek has no powers to speak of, but he has exhibited strength well above that of humans, having been able to lift bear kegs with ease and fight off anti-Robbie cultists bare-handed.

## Trivia

* Shrek was given a special bread recipe by his mother when he left home that only his family knew. He attempted to make a living initially by selling the bread, but the most people's hostility towards him for being an ogre caused him to give up.
* It's likely that, since he was such a close disciple to Robbie, Shrek went to heaven after he died.
Overwatch vs Team Fortress 2

The TF2 Crew and the Overwatch Gang facing off.

## Anime Battle

Many people constantly debate which is better: the critically acclaimed Team Fortress 2 by Valve, or the hot new FPS on the block, Overwatch by Blizzard. Through much slander, lies, and calling people fags, this anime fight is one for the ages. But the question still plaguing our minds: Which IS better? The answer?

Nobody fucking cares.
Frogzilla

Frogzilla taking her usual morning walk

Frogzilla is a kaiju that lives in the D4NK Universe. She is a giant frog that is in love with a humanoid cat and has a banana for a child.

## History

Frogzilla was born as a tadpole on some unknown planet. She hopped her way to earth, and decided that she would "terrorize a specific city," or that's what the locals thought at first. As it turns out, she just really liked taking walks in that specific city for some reason, and meant no harm. Then one day, while doing her usual planet hopping routine, she met Axedoggo while sunbathing on Tatooine. She discovered his artistic abilities and fell in love with him. Together they had a child, who was somehow a banana-human hybrid named Bananakin. Axedoggo taught Frogzilla his ways in art, and she soon became an artist herself. Nowadays, she takes Axedoggo on tours across the galaxy through planet hopping, where they can show off their art together.

## Relationships

Frogzilla is a gentle giant, and means no harm to anyone or anything. She loves Axedoggo and Bananakin, and just wants to have fun enjoying what the universe has to offer her. Despite this, she tends to destroy things wherever she goes, and is generally hated by some people on Earth and in many other places because of this.

## Weapons, Powers, and Abilities

Frogzilla is quite powerful, and has a wide arsenal of destructive abilities at her disposal, such as:

* Giant size
* Extreme durability
* Poison glands that can cause mass death through toxic excretions
* Super jumping that can somehow allow her to travel from planet to planet
* A super tongue that can reach for miles and cause all sorts of chaos

## D4NK Rumble History

Frogzilla has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. She was the 27th to enter, and eliminated two opponents, Jimmy Neutron and Angery Doggo. She was the winner of the event, and is currently qualified to participate against the winner of the next D4NK Rumble in the championship match.

## Trivia

* Frogzilla has a DeviantArt account
* Frogzilla is based off of the real artist Fogzilla
* Frogzilla is the grandmother of Jimmy Neutron
Palpatine

**Titul** | Kancléř
Sith Lord
Imperátor

## Výskyty

Star Wars: Epizoda III

Star Wars: Epizoda IV

Star Wars: Epizoda V

Star Wars: Epizoda VI

Star Wars: Epizoda VII

Star Wars: Epizoda VIII

Star Wars: Epizoda IX

Star Wars: Epizoda X

Star Wars: Epizoda XI

Star Wars: Epizoda XII

Star Wars: Epizoda XIII

Star Wars: Epizoda XIV

Star Wars: Epizoda XV
The Titanic vs The Iceberg

The Titanic getting its "unsinkable" ass kicked.

## Anime Battle

The Titanic was known as the unsinkable ship, nothing could beat it in combat, no matter how hard it could try. That is, until The Iceberg came along. A wanted criminal in over 16 states, The Iceberg enacted its final crime by taking on the Titanic. And it won. A truly saddening story for all, never failing to bring tears to the eyes of all.
My Name Jeff

"My Name Jeff" is the fifth episode of The D4NK Show. It was written by Iggy on April 7th, 2017.

## Summary (spoilers)

Scott gets jealous of Jeff the memebot replacing his role as the meme chef of the DKK household, and plots to destroy him. Secretly, Jeff the memebot is actually just the EPM, and they end up getting Scott and Spark killed, but Iggy survives and Jeff accidentally kills himself.

## Appearances

Characters

* Iggy
* Scott
* Spark
* Metal Bone
* Scorcher
* Ya-Ya
* Dr. Heidrich

 Locations

* The DKK Household
* Broken Club Lane
* Heidrichs Lab

## Deaths/Casualties

* Scott (Shot by Spark)
* Spark (Heartbreak from betrayal by Jeff)
* The EPM (Ricochet bullet)
Eternal Agony The Echidna

Eternal Agony The Echidna is an abomination of an organism that exists in the D4NK Universe. (I would say "living in the D4NK Universe," but I am not sure this qualifies as living.)

## History

Due to all the cringe radiated from all the shitty Sonic OCs, a new life-form was birthed from hell. Eternal Agony the Echidna was created to absorb all shitty Sonic OC cringe to prevent an overload that would destroy the universe. Due to this, he is in constant pain, and only wishes for the sweet release of death.

## Relationships

Eternal Agony really doesn't care about anyone, and just wants to not feel pain 24/7.

## Weapons, Powers, and Abilities

if he had any, he would've ended his life by now.

## D4NK Rumble History

Eternal Agony has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. He was the 13th to enter, and eliminated one opponent: Chef Boiardee. He was eliminated by Darkflame The Hedgheog, and was the 13th person to be eliminated.
Bill Bye

Bill Bye at 30 years old

Bill Bye was the lost brother of Bill Nye and unlike his brother, Bill Bye was the owner of Super Suits Inc. It was a company that sold super suits but he was killed shortly after 9/11 in a car crash, it was Found out that Killer Grandma killed him by what means remains unknown. But what is known is that he was a tax fraud.

## Facts found about Bill Bye

If you ask Bill Nye he will say Bill Bye was not his brother.

Bill Bye Liked Star Wars and he also found fun in standing on chairs.

Bill Nye and Bill Bye never talked to each other after 1989.
Chef Boiardee

Chef Boiardee's signature photo used on his food packaging

Hecktor Boiardee is a world-famous chef and creator of the "Chef Boiardee" canned food business and restaurant chain within the D4NK universe.

## History

Hecktor had always dreamed of being a big-time chef when he was a little boy. He would cook his own meals every day from the age of 12 and only ever used the finest of ingredients. After getting straight A's in his cooking class at the age of 15, he went on to eventually become someone that many consider to be the best chef in the world. He started the Chef Boiardee canned foods company in 1923. Many describe his canned food as tasting as if it were cooked fresh out of Boiardee's own oven. After the massive success of his canned foods, he opened a restaurant chain of the same name, providing customers with only the highest-quality food he can make. The restaurant chain was a hit, and both his businesses remain a huge success to this day.

## Relationships

Chef Boiardee has no real relationships to any of the anomalous or out-of-the-ordinary residents of the D4NK universe.

## D4NK Rumble History

Chef Boiardee has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. He was the 8th to enter, and eliminated no opponents. He was eliminated by Eternal Agony The Echidna, and was the 11h person to be eliminated.

## Trivia

* Chef Boiardee's most beloved canned food is his ravioli. The only people who have ever disliked it are hipster faggots who hate things just because they're mainstream.
* Chef Boiardee's slogan "You can't beat our meat" was changed from a previous slogan in September 12, 2001, after the twin tower attacks. The previous slogan was "Come crash your jets into this building and the one directly next to it."

## Quotes

"You can't beat our meat" -Current Chef Boiardee brand slogan

"Come crash your jets into this building and the one directly next to it." -Pre-9/11 Chef Boiardee brand slogan.
Jake the Lizard Wizard

Jake demonstrating his powers

Jake is a lizard humanoid wizard that teaches at the Elemental Academy in the D4NK Universe.

## History

Adopted as a pet by the original founder of the Elemental Academy, Jake proved to be far more intelligent than first suspected. Jake was a natural fire elemental, but his powers were not discovered until he snuck into the kitchen one day and touched a toaster, causing it to violently explode. Over time, he harnessed this ability, and can now use the power of toasters as a weapon. He ended up being able to fulfill a role as a fire elemental teacher, getting his wizard license at the age of 19. He taught fire elemental class, and was known as one of the best teachers in the academy. After the death of his owner from natural causes, he was elected the new leader of the academy, and used his early wisdom to guide the academy in the right direction.

He became close with one of the newer teachers at the Academy, Dr. Heidrich. After becoming extremely close to him and gaining his trust, Jake handed over the role of Academy leader to Heidrich. Heidrich then began to change the academy, forming it into a sort of special units training facility, and using it for his own personal benefits.

Jake soon came to the realization of Heidrich's true plan, but he was too late. One day he confronted Heidrich, and attempted to get Heidrich to step down from his position of power peacefully. Soon an argument began, and then violence broke out. After a long fight, Jake was forced to retreat from the academy.

After looking for any sign of hope for his fallen academy and being hunted down by Heidrich, he came across Dr. Scheimengleimer, who was also being hunted down by Heidrich. They formed an alliance, and Jake currently works as an assistant to Scheimengleimer.

## Relationships

Jake was initially allied to the Elemental Academy and Heidrich, but has recently become one of their enemies, and is now forced to work with Scheimengleimer to survive. Jake and Scheimengleimer get along quite well, and are continuing to find ways to escape the ever growing wrath of Heidrich.

## Weapons, Powers, and Abilities.

Jake is a fire elemental, but is extremely proficient in harnessing the power of toasters as a weapon. He can, among other things:

* Telekinetically move and manipulate toasters.
* Cause toasters near him to spontaneously combust.
* Summon toasters from a pocket dimension that he has filled with toasters.

## D4NK Rumble History

Jake has appeared in the first D4NK Rumble as a competitor in the 30 man rumble event. He was the 1st to enter, and eliminated no opponents. He was eliminated by Hugh Manatee, and was the 3rd person to be eliminated.

## Trivia

* Jake is a humanoid hispaniolan green anole.
* Jake sometimes has trouble controlling his powers, and will accidentally cause nearby toasters to explode despite his best efforts not to do so.