A New Place Called House McDonald/Transcript

## Scene 1

**Chuckie:** Oh boy, I can't wait.

**Kimi:** Me neither.

**Little Bear:** Hello there. Today, Chuckie, Kimi and I are going to visit Oswald and Kipper in their vacation home at the Jersey Shore.

**Chuckie:** Yeah, it's called House MacDonald, and it's in Wildwood.

**Kimi:** We're going to be staying there to join them on their vacation.

**SpongeBob:** As for me, I'm going to be visiting because I need to make a special formula. Okay, let's get ready to go.

**Little Bear:** But first, we need to find House McDonald to make sure we're going the right way. I've got my telescope. It helps see things from far away. We're gonna need your help for this one. Look through here, is that House MacDonald?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** No.

**Little Bear:** Nope. That's not House MacDonald, that's the Krusty Krab. Let's try again. Is that House MacDonald?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** No.

**Little Bear:** You're right. That's not it either, that's SpongeBob's Grandma's house. What about this? Is that House MacDonald?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** Yes.

**Little Bear:** Horray! You found House MacDonald. That's where we'll visit Kipper and Oswald. Thanks. You're a watcher. Come on, let's catch the bus down to Wildwood.

## Scene 2

**Kimi:** Here we are. House McDonald.

**Chuckie:** How are we going to get in? There's no front door.

**SpongeBob:** Don't worry. Kipper told me that the only way to get in here is by opening one of these garage doors. Watch. Open Sesame!

The garage door opens and the four friends come in through the garage.

**Little Bear:** Now that we're in, what's next?

**SpongeBob:** We have to go up to apartment F. (to viewer) I think we'll need your help again. Can you help us figure out if we're at the right apartment? You will? Great! Come on, gang. Going up. There's an apartment. Look at the letter on the door. Is this apartment F?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** No.

**SpongeBob:** Nope, that's apartment B.

**Kimi:** I think we should go up a bit more.

**SpongeBob:** That's what I was thinking. Come on.

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**SpongeBob:** I think that might be it. Look at the letter. Is this apartment F?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** Yes.

**SpongeBob:** Yep, that's apartment F alright. We've found Kipper and Oswald!

**Kimi:** I'll give it a knock.

Kimi knocks and the door.

**Kipper:** (from behind the door) Coming.

Kipper then sings the last line of Welcome to the Blue House.

**Kipper:** Chuckie, Kimi, Little Bear. I knew you would come join us. Come in, I can't wait tell you about our exciting plans.

**SpongeBob:** Hey, wait for me. I'll only be here for today.

## Scene 3

**Oswald:** And so there is wonderful boardwalk park called Morey's Piers. It has a lot of great thrill rides.

**Kimi:** Can I go on some rides when we get there?

**Kipper:** Of course, but first, let's go get some lunch. I'm getting kind of hungry.

**Little Bear:** How about we go to the McDonald's on the boardwalk?

**Chuckie:** I'm in.

**Oswald:** Me too.

Weenie barks.

**SpongeBob:** Let's go, then.

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**Kipper:** Burger, Oswald? There's normal or cheese.

**Oswald:** I'll take the normal burger.

Weenie barks

**Oswald:** And Weenie will have cheese.

**Kipper:** Alright.

**Oswald:** Now, after we eat, we'll see which rides we'll go on.

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**Kipper:** Now that we're all done with lunch, we can all go to Surfside Pier.

**SpongeBob:** Whoo-hoo! Which rides should we go on?

**Little Bear:** I think I'll do the balloons.

**Chuckie:** Me too. I love balloons.

**Kimi:** I think I'll do the Merry-Go-Round with you, Kipper.

**Kipper:** Okay then.

**Oswald:** Weenie and I will go on the train. Right, girl?

Weenie barks

**SpongeBob:** And I think I'll go on the Doo Whoper Roller Coaster. Looks like I'm all ready to go.

**Kipper:** Come on, then.

## Scene 4

SpongeBob is seen riding the Do Whopper coaster, Kipper and Kimi on the merry-go-round, Oswald and Weenie on the train and Chuckie and Little Bear on the balloons. Eventually, it comes to a stop and Chuckie gets off feeling very dizzy.They all go back to the apartment.

**Chuckie:** Ooh, I think I need to lie down.

**Kimi:** What's the matter, Chuckie? Are you sick?

**Little Bear:** Are you hurt?

**Kipper:** Did you eat too many sweets?

**Oswald:** Are you tired?

**Chuckie:** I'm none of the above. I have a funny feeling about someone.

**Kimi:** I don't understand. What are you talking about?

**Chuckie:** I was thinking about Franklin and what he should do.

**Kimi:** I'm sure that he'll have plenty of ideas. Why don't about him while rest?

**Chuckie:** Okay. I'll you all about.

## Scene 5

After the Franklin Skit, Chuckie opens his eyes.

**Kimi:** What do you think happened?

**Chuckie:** It was interesting all right. I think feel much better now.

Kipper sings Rubber Hippo.

## Scene 6

**SpongeBob:** Ooh, Penguin Patrol. Isn't that your favorite show?

**Oswald:** Well, it's really Henry's favorite show but Weenie and I still like it, don't we girl?

Weenie barks.

**Little Bear:** So, how do you play checkers again, Kipper?

**Kipper:** It's easy, Little Bear. All you have to is move your pieces diagonally while moving the other players pieces out of the way by jumping over them. Your move.

Several minutes later...

**Kipper:** I win.

**Little Bear:** Good job, Kipper.

**Kimi:** We're back.

**Chuckie:** I feel much better now.

**Little Bear:** Good, because now I have a great idea. Let's dance!

**Oswald:** Wow. I love to dance.

**SpongeBob:** Me too.

Weenie barks.

**Little Bear:** Let's do the Bear Cha-Cha-Cha.

**Kipper:** I've got my radio, so we'll find it. Will you help me? Listen to the songs on the radio and check to see if its the right one. Listen to this song.

**Didi:** (on Radio) *Where is Dilly? Where is Dilly?*

**Kipper:** Is that The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** No.

**Kipper:** You're right. That was Where is Dilly? Keep listening. How about this song?

**Barney:** (on Radio) *I love you, you love me*

**Kipper:** Is that The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** No.

**Kipper:** Right again. That was I Love You. Let's try one more time.

**Bear:** (on Radio) Cha-Cha-Cha! The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha!

**Kipper:** Is that The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha?

**Kid Viewer Voice:** Yes.

**Kipper:** Of course, that is The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha! Thanks. Let's dance!

## Scene 7

**Kipper:** Right. Now that we're all done dancing, let's all go out for some dinner. How about to Curley's Fries and Seafood?

**Little Bear:** Mmm. That sounds good.

**Chuckie:** Count me in.

**Kimi:** Me too.

**Oswald:** Let's go then.

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**SpongeBob:** I don't know about this seafood. It makes me feel like a cannibal.

**Oswald:** Me too. Oh well, this still tastes pretty good.

Weenie barks.

**Kipper:** Wow. Yummy.

**Little Bear:** Those are some good chicken fingers with fries.

**Kimi:** Delicious.

**Chuckie:** I love them. What should we do after this?

**Kipper:** How about we go to the Super Cade Arcade?

**Oswald:** Oh boy. I can't wait.

**Kimi:** Me neither. I want to ride that boat with that bear and two otters from one of my favorite shows.

**Kipper:** Here are some quarters. Please be careful, Kimi.

**Kimi:** I will.

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**Kimi:** Whee. I love this ride.

**Larry:** Hey, Kim. Surprising to run into you. How's it going?

**Kimi:** I'm doing great, Larry. I want to go on another ride.

**Larry:** Okay then. I've brought along plenty of quarters for you to borrow, so you can go on some more rides.

**Kimi:** Thanks.

## Scene 8

**Oswald:** Here we are, Mariner's Pier. Let's go on some more rides.

**Everyone:** Yeah!

As "Let's Have a Ceili" plays, SpongeBob rides the merry-go-round, Kimi and Chuckie ride the pink elephants, Oswald and Weenie go on the balloon Ferris Wheel, Little Bear goes on the tea cups and Kipper does the trucks.

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**Little Bear:** Phew! I think it's about time we call it a day.

**Jimmy:** Not so fast! We still have to see Bing and Bong.

**Oswald:** Gosh, do we have to? We're pretty tired from all the fun we had.

**Jimmy:** Well, we can't call it quits until we see Bing and Bong. Come on.

## Scene 9

**Kipper:** So, how were Bing and Bong?

**Jimmy:** They had build an amazing house that stoop up straight.

**Kipper:** Well, it looks we've had a great day.

Everyone sings the goodbye song.

**Kipper:** Well, it was lots of fun with you today, I sure had fun. Bye. Oh, by the way, this show has been brought to us today by the letter H and the number 11.