Caroline's Texts

A selection of Caroline Camellia's **text messages.** Use the navigation tabs to read different conversations for each person.

## Beth Vasquez

Listed in Caroline's phone as **Hermosa 🧠**

* May 16th
* September 10th
* December 18th
##### May 16th

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I put dinner in the crock pot this morning but I won't be home to dish it out, I'm doing a full back piece outline this afternoon so it'll be a while 😕 and I already know he's the type to take a thousand breaks

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Monday, 2:15 pm
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I put dinner in the crock pot this morning but I won't be home to dish it out, I'm doing a full back piece outline this afternoon so it'll be a while 😕 and I already know he's the type to take a thousand breaks

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Text me when you're on your way home and I'll reheat your plate!

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Monday, 2:15 pm
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Text me when you're on your way home and I'll reheat your plate!

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Thanks love you baby 💖

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Monday, 2:15 pm
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Thanks love you baby 💖

##### September 10th

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We need to try this with Mac asap

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Friday, 10:58 am
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We need to try this with Mac asap

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Friday, 10:58 am
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Friday, 10:58 am
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I feel dirty for looking at this...

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Friday, 11:09 am
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I feel dirty for looking at this...

##### December 18th

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I'm locked and loaded! 🎲 I brought Scattergories, Catan, Monopoly,(and Cards Against Humanity for later)

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Saturday, 6:45 pm
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I'm locked and loaded! 🎲 I brought Scattergories, Catan, Monopoly,(and Cards Against Humanity for later)

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Ugh you know you're fucking old when you're about to play cards against humanity with your baby nephew

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Saturday, 6:46 pm
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Ugh you know you're fucking old when you're about to play cards against humanity with your baby nephew

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Or when your baby nephew is the one supplying the alcohol 😅

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Saturday, 6:46 pm
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Or when your baby nephew is the one supplying the alcohol 😅

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Asa already tried to sneak away with a glass of mulled wine..We need you on hawk patrol

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Saturday, 6:47 pm
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Asa already tried to sneak away with a glass of mulled wine..We need you on hawk patrol

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I'm omw! But one glass can't hurt... It's the SPIRIT of Christmas 😉

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Saturday, 6:47 pm
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I'm omw! But one glass can't hurt... It's the SPIRIT of Christmas 😉

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Boooooooo

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Saturday, 6:47 pm
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Boooooooo

## Daniel Mayfield

Listed in Caroline's phone as **-**

* date1
* date2
##### date1

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So I did this interview with Bay Variety and they asked me aboutmy new album, cool, then about my wife, fine, and then they go:"Feel free to say 'no comment' on this question if it makes youuncomfortable" and I'm like here we fuckin go...

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So I did this interview with Bay Variety and they asked me aboutmy new album, cool, then about my wife, fine, and then they go:"Feel free to say 'no comment' on this question if it makes youuncomfortable" and I'm like here we fuckin go...

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She's like "We found this video of you (at least we think it's you)and we were wondering if you can confirm or deny it."

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She's like "We found this video of you (at least we think it's you)and we were wondering if you can confirm or deny it."

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And she plays this. Let me find it

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And she plays this. Let me find it

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nooooooo stoppp I already know what video

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nooooooo stoppp I already know what video

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The one where we swapped gum??

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The one where we swapped gum??

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And you spit vodka in my mouth like a baby bird? That's the one

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And you spit vodka in my mouth like a baby bird? That's the one

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God who let us act like that

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God who let us act like that

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We were like 15??

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We were like 15??

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But wait, there's more!

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But wait, there's more!

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So I'm dying of embarrassment and this whole room full of people areall trying not to laugh backstage, and the interviewer just looks at meand asks, totally straight, "When did you know you wanted to havea child with this woman?"

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So I'm dying of embarrassment and this whole room full of people areall trying not to laugh backstage, and the interviewer just looks at meand asks, totally straight, "When did you know you wanted to havea child with this woman?"

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I'm so happy this is the legacy I leave 🙏🏾

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I'm so happy this is the legacy I leave 🙏🏾

##### date2

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Family meeting tonight

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Family meeting tonight

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Oh Christ what now

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Oh Christ what now

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🙄

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🙄

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Cara I swear if I get there and Asa is just sleeping normally again I'llbe really annoyed

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Cara I swear if I get there and Asa is just sleeping normally again I'llbe really annoyed

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OK FINE I think he has a secret boyfriend

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OK FINE I think he has a secret boyfriend

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NOT WORTHY OF A FAMILY MEETING

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NOT WORTHY OF A FAMILY MEETING

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FUCK YOU YES IT IS!!!!

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FUCK YOU YES IT IS!!!!

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I'll grill him this weekend, but I'm not showing up at your place for this

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I'll grill him this weekend, but I'm not showing up at your place for this

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smh I know who my real friends are

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smh I know who my real friends are

## Asa Mayfield

Listed in Caroline's phone as **-**

* date1
* date2
##### date1

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Can you come pick me up?

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Can you come pick me up?

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Why? What's wrong?

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Why? What's wrong?

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My tummy hurts

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My tummy hurts

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Pobrecito 🥺

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Pobrecito 🥺

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It hurts like a stomach flu or it hurts like you're anxious about yourtest tomorrow?

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It hurts like a stomach flu or it hurts like you're anxious about yourtest tomorrow?

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It hurts like I just puked in the bathroom :(

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It hurts like I just puked in the bathroom :(

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Asa! Lead with that next time!! I'm on my way

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Asa! Lead with that next time!! I'm on my way

##### date2

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## Mikaela Mayfield

Listed in Caroline's phone as **sister sister**

* date1
* date2
##### date1

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Drinks tonight? 🥂

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Drinks tonight? 🥂

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About that...

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About that...

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You busy?

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You busy?

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Not exactly

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Not exactly

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Can we talk instead?

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Can we talk instead?

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ARE YOU PREGNANT

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ARE YOU PREGNANT

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HOLY HELL YOU ARE

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HOLY HELL YOU ARE

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WHAT!!!

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WHAT!!!

##### date2

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Out of pocket baby clothes

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Monday, 2:15 pm
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Out of pocket baby clothes

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Monday, 2:15 pm
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Good God almighty

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Good God almighty

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Maybe I'll go ahead and get him this!

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Maybe I'll go ahead and get him this!

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I approve 👍🏽

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I approve 👍🏽