List of Saseysian Texts:

* A Guide to Managing Sasey Pox
* Alaska "Lassie" Lee: Hero Turned Traitor
* Ancient Jewshoia: Was There An Island of LIVING TWINKIES?
* Bell Howagain: Evil History in Howagain Cabin
* Benson Malone’s Tutorial to Saseysian Gridiron
* Betrayal of the Moon - Nonfiction - Author: Alexander the Square
* Chasey Kacone and the Nipple Twister Gobin!: A Realistic Drama Based off a True Story
* Jowns Banner and How They Are Connected to The Malones
* Clasey Bones: Running the Best Radio Station
* Dippy: The Horrors, Banishment, and how he got away with Murder
* Dippy and His Connections to Israel
* Dippy Doo Da!: Dippy Dips into Jazz! (Pooty Malone Special!)
* Dippy’s views on Al-Qaeda
* Dippy: How a Terrorist Found it’s Way Into a Dipstick
* Dippy 2: Ties to the IRA
* Dippy 3: How To Make Car Bombs
* Dippy 4: The True Brains Behind the 9/11 Terrorist Attack?
* Forked Tongues: How Nowa Hairis Stabbed Sasey and Got Away
* Grindlewelp Spinnybuckets: The Most Evilest Saseysian [BANNED]
* Grunky Gartin: How To Make Fire (loosely translated)
* House Wills: What They're Really Doing in Wills Manor [RESTRICTED ACCESS]
* Hringle Ringle: How Lord Sasey Killed his Jester's Family
* Jaundice Lapet's Train Compendium (expanded edition)
* Jike Wills: Study of Saseysian Witchcraft [RESTRICTED ACCESS]
* Like Wills and his Sacrifice: The Neutral Side against the War for Saseysa
* Like Wills: How to Confuse a Saseysian Mind
* Lord Sasey and The Pedophile Problem: Connections to Epstein [BANNED]
* Lord Sasey’s Alcohol Addiction: Remnants of Irish Ancestry and Why It’s A Good Thing
* Lord Sasey’s Guide to Keeping Monsters Out Of Your Closet! [RESTRICTED ACCESS]
* Lord Sasey’s Guide to Shaving Poodles
* Malus Malonus: Gypsy Retold
* Mr. Waddle's Guide to Jew Juice and its Properties
* Mr. Waddle's Guide to Leadership
* Mr. Waddle's Guide to the Mafia
* Mr. Waddle's Guide to Twinkies
* Mr. Waddle's Guide to War
* Mr. Waddle: Mafia Boss and Book Author
* My Life in Purgatory: an Autobiography by Bonita
* Ojaji “Kamikaze” “Hero” Malone: Why he did it
* Oxford Malone: Brains Behind the 'Fro
* Penger Howagain: Lord Sasey’s Missing Link to Autism
* Pennybottom Anul: An Unknown Hero
* Saseysian Cookbook: Frumps, Frumps, and Frumps!
* Saseysian Cookbook 2: The Frumps Return (WITH A VENGEANCE!)
* Saseysian Courts: The Curse of Corruption
* Sasey I's Rise to the Throne
* Sasey II: How to Hide Behind Walls
* Sasey III’s Guide to Skateboarding
* Sasey III: O Were Art Thou Tinglings?
* Sasey Pox: The Hidden Theories [BANNED]
* Sasey's Step by Step Guide to the Potty Dance
* Sasey’s Tale of the Tail: How It Grew
* Sqwair Mann: Memoir of a Senator and Warrior
* Sqwair Mann: The Evil of Sasey II [BANNED]
* Sqwair Mann: What it is like being in the Quadrilateral of Clan Mann
* Tay-Lind Jowns: The Genius of the First Strike
* Tay-Lind Jowns: The War For Saseysian Freedom and A Commentary on Thaughfelgued
* Tea-Gan Jowns and Urmil Malone: Theories or Betrayal? The Possibility of Murder
* Tingles: How To Destroy Them and Make Countries Even
* The Annual Saseysian Miss 'Tism Contest
* The Bones of Malone: A Natural Geographic Special
* The Cartwheel Method: Lone Balogna
* The Connection of The Five Clans: Of Wolves and Mann- Bertrow Mann
* The Five Great Clans of Saseysya (2017 Rewrite)
* The Gyubill: Hidden Malone Enhancements [BANNED]
* The Shit Tickler: Penger Howagain’s Crimes Against the Golden Throne
* The Waddling: An Endless March of Saseysian Domination
* Wasey Vavone has a Secret: Written by Borbraap Binglebottom
* Why I hate Zingers by Lord Sasey III
* Zasey Malone’s Guide to Railroad Construction
* Zasey Malone: The Untold Story
* Zasey Malone: the Workhorse of the Saseysian Industrial Revolution
* [DELETED] Malone and his Accomplishments
* [DELETED] Malone and his Biggest Contribution to Saseysya
* [DELETED] Malone's Guide to Electricity and How to work with it
* [@?&$¥] Malone: My Own Empire