Britney

*"A snail carries its home*
*when it fancies to roam*
*so wherever it goes it may rest*
*A great weight on my back*
*I can say that I lack*
*though the same does not go for my chest!"*

Designer: Varkarrus

Her eyes are up here

## Summary

Britney is a short, very busty girl, standing at a peak height of 5'1". She's got long blonde hair, slightly tan skin, and a slightly thick frame. Her mutation has caused her eyes to transform into eyestalks, extending from the top of her forehead.

Britney is an archetypical rich prep girl. As a teen, she was mostly interested in fashion / makeup blogs, teen / YA drama shows like Gossip Girl, and partying. Once she joins the Mutie Zone, her interests expand as she gains more awareness of nerd culture.

As of 2020,

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she has gained somewhat superhuman strength and has become completely impervious to harm due to a Sturdy Nail inserted into her chest.

## History

Britney grew up with two moms: one a middle-aged high powered executive of a somewhat large local company, the other a tall, beautiful blonde woman in her 30s. Despite the latter being her birth mom (via sperm donor), she did not inherit her mom's height. Britney lived the life of a rich, preppy high school girl until 2014, when she was 13 years old, and she began to develop eyestalks.

She managed to hide them for quite some time until, just like Isaac once did, she noticed Marmar openly and proudly showing off her horns. She approached her and managed to join the Mutie Zone friend group just in time to witness the end of the Skype Era. That said, she stuck out a bit like a sore thumb: all of her new friends were very much into nerd culture, playing video games and making memes and the like, which she was completely unfamiliar with. But, she developed an interest in team-based video games, even if she doesn't play them nearly as competitively as some of her new friends!

In late 2020,

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she was one of the few active Mutie Zone investigators who lacked a niche mutation, or handy skills that she could bring to the team. She grew increasingly self-conscious about the badassery her longtime friends were exhibiting that she was lacking. Then, she encountered a threat she could not overcome, and was forced her to choose between saving her life or those of her friends. She chose the third option, and drove a Sturdy Nail into her chest, becoming impervious to harm.

## Trivia

* Meme Peasant
* Rated 10/10 waifu by the server's Tatsumaki Bot. Said bot also rated Marmar 1/10. This is a running joke.
* She has no eye sockets
* Her eye stalks are telescopic; able to retract into her head.
* Despite "boss mom" having a very uptight personality, she and "cool mom" really love each other and have good chemistry together. Similarly, "boss mom" has done what she can to support her employees unions while twisting it into a boon for investors.
* Had her "Bi Awakening" about a year into the discord era, after seeing a picture of Sonya from Heroes of the Storm. Prior to that, she thought she was straight.
* Is on the Hufflepuff/Slytherin Cusp.

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* The Sturdy Nail in her chest feels constantly sore, and leaves her short of breath.
* Her hair isn't indestructable but is very durable. She needs to use a welding torch to cut it, and she trims her nails using an industrial sanding belt.
* While her strength is magically enhanced by the nail, it's not by that much. She can arm wrestle Maria under the table, though!

* Can't stand spice: gets wrecked by spicy doritos.

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