recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Infinity

Also known as Aleph-Null.  But it is called "Aleph Null" when you mean the cardinality of the number. In an informal sense all of these concepts are the same, but there are important technical distinctions to be made. *Infinity*in calculus refers to a real quantity which increases without bound. It is not so much a number, as a way of expressing the behavior of a limit.omega refers to the order-type of the set of non-negative integers. *Aleph-null* on the other hand, is defined as the cardinality of the set of positive integers. In plain speak *Aleph-null*is the "number" of numbers. The problem with this is that the set of positive integers is suppose to represent all things that we might wish to count. It however, can not count itself. So is the "number" of numbers, even a number then? In some ways we can treat aleph-null as a number, in that we can compare it to other numbers and determine which is larger. Using the concept of one-to-one correspondence, we can rationally say that aleph-null is larger than any positive integer, even though the previously prevailing wisdom was that infinity was not a number and could not be compared in this way. But accepting this view leads to some mind bending anomalies. Using one-to-one correspondence we can show there are just as many even numbers, squares, cubes, etc. as there are positive integers, despite that fact that these are all subsets of the positive integers. This violates the principle that the "whole is always greater than any proper part of the whole". So aleph-null is a number such that a proper part of it is still just as large... baffling. When working with finite numbers we implicitly understand the exclusivity of "larger" vs. "equal". A number can not be both. Hence when one particular correspondence shows that one finite set has more than another finite set, we know that no correspondence can exist which shows they are equal. Not so with infinite sets! Even if we have a correspondence which shows one is larger than the other, it doesn't necessarily mean that a correspondence doesn't exist showing they are equal. in order for an infinity to be *truly*larger than another infinity it must be shown that "*there does not exist ANY one-to-one correspondences*". Since there must be an infinite number of such correspondences, checking each one individually is not an option. It is necessary to come up with a proof which shows the impossibility of such a correspondence. It might be assumed that all infinities are essentially the same and can be put in one-to-one correspondence with each other. However, there are infinities which could not be put in one-to-one correspondence with aleph-null. There is no one infinity ... but an infinity of infinities ... (See aleph-one). This is infinity paradise, or nightmare, depending on your perspective.
The Don Watershed

This sign can be found where branches of the Don River watershed cross local streets throughout the city. They were first installed by the Don Watershed Regeneration Council in 2009 following the template set by the Rouge Park Watershed. The watercourses within Toronto identified by these signs include the East Don River, West Don River, Lower Don River, Burke Brook, Deerlick Creek, German Mills Creek, Mud Creek, Newtonbrook Creek, Taylor Massey Creek, and Wilket Creek.

1. ↑ http://www.toronto.ca/legdocs/mmis/2009/pw/bgrd/backgroundfile-20744.pdf
Trixie LaBouche

**Trixie LaBouche,** the Gagging Dragon, is the mascot of LaBouche Gardens Amusement Park.

Trixie's presence in the park could be found in several ways. Most notably a seventeen foot tall statue in the center of the park. However, there were also mascot costumes that employees could wear, and merchandise that could be purchased.

In recent years after the park fell into disrepair and attendance dropped, park caretaker Amber Shafthold defended the park from raiders using ghostly apparitions of Trixie, and occasionally donning one of the costumes. The raiders, and Amber, were after a legendary lost treasure left by park founder Lady LaBouche. This treasure was hidden beneath the base of the Trixie statue, and could only be found by queens deemed worthy by completing several challenges including defeated the animatronic statue in battle.

The treasure included numerous boxes of mint condition Trixie LaBouche merchandise. A group of drag adventurers, deemed worthy of the treasure, took them to the Nexus of She'Bae to sell them at auction. They ended up in the possession of legendary pirate queen, Belfry, who decorated her office at the Golden Palace casino with them.

The character was also featured in children's stories. Chaz Noble was particularly fond of her, and was amazed to hear Arson Nicki tell her she once met Trixie, although she left out that she battled Trixie as a giant robot.

## Behind the Queens

* Within the live show "The Mystery of LaBouche Gardens", Lady LaBouche seems to be different than the Trixie LaBouche mascot character for the park. In later episodes, the spirit who appeared before the queens, and the Legendary Queen, are both called Trixie. It is possible that the later was based off of, and indistinguishable from, the former. For the sake of this wiki and until further clarification, the historical person will be called Lady LaBouche, and the mascot character Trixie LaBouche.
Scarborough InfoBorder

This type of sign can be found throughout Scarborough. They are characterized by their blue face and white title cased text, with a large street name preceding a smaller in-line abbreviated street suffix, all inside a white border. The border itself features two nameplates; a smaller top plate for address numbers, and a larger bottom plate for neighbourhood designation - although rarely do you find both, or even either, filled in. It was installed WHEN? by WHO?

1. ↑ Citation
Republic of Rathnelly

These signs can be found in the area around Rathnelly Avenue, near Avenue Road and MacPherson Avenue. It was unveiled on September 26, 2012, through the efforts of the Rathnelly Area Residents Association and City Councillor Josh Matlow. The name of this neighbourhood derives from a 1967 mock secession from, not only the city, but the entire country in response to the National Centennial celebrations then ongoing at the time. The coat of arms features a shield parted quarterly depicting, clockwise from the top left, six martini glasses, a street grid of the neighbourhood, an Expo '67 logo, and a set of railway tracks.

1. ↑ https://globalnews.ca/news/290811/street-signs-celebrating-the-republic-of-rathnelly-appear-in-toronto/
2. ↑ http://www.rathnellyrepublic.com/history/
3. ↑ https://www.simcoe.com/news-story/2069312-to-burb-sprouts-secession-signs/
Rosco Acorn

This is the original incarnation of the famed Rosco Acorn family of signs which first spread across the old city of Toronto, then eventually spread across the entire country. They were born of a 1947 initiative known as the *City of Toronto’s Special Committee on Improved Street Lighting, Traffic Control Signals and Street Name Signs*. The first signs were manufactured by Rosco Metal & Roofing Products Ltd., a local company with facilities at 840 Dupont Street, and were produced in both "Standard Series" and "Economy Series" lines. The original signs can be distinguished from later generations by their embossed lettering.

1. ↑ http://www.thegridto.com/city/places/graphic-content-a-field-guide-to-wayfinding
2. ↑ Ibid.
The Iconic Acorn

The Rosco Acorn family of signs has been a fixture on Toronto's streets since the 1940s. Over this time it, more than any other street sign - indeed, more than any other urban feature - has become a universally recognized marker of civic identity; an emblematic icon of the city itself. Its design has not only inspired those of numerous other street signs (both here and across the country), but has also been incorporated into various other types of signs, logos, and personal displays. Below are just a few examples of how this once humble acorn has now grown into a mighty, iconic oak.
Astral Media

These signs came about in 2007 through a partnership of Astral Media, Kramer Design Associates, and the Urban Design and Transportation Divisions of the City of Toronto. They can now can be found across the city. As they are described on the City of Toronto Street Signs website:

"*The new signs are manufactured of extruded aluminum and have three components. The central component is common to all signs and is covered on highly reflective blue sheeting, with upper and lower case reflective white lettering. The upper “blade” provides an area on which to brand the identification of Business Improvement Areas, neighbourhoods and communities. The lower “blade” is used to show the closest address number to the intersection. A common mechanism to attach the signs to the large variety of existing poles is also used. The larger signs of 96.5 cm (38 in.) in length will be used on arterial roads, where multilane cross-sections and higher speeds require higher visibility. On local streets, signs of 76 cm (30 in.) in length will be used. The upper and lower blades of the signs to be used on local streets will be white in colour with blue lettering, while the blades of the signs to be specifically branded will be finished in brushed aluminum.*"

The typography employs 5" capital, 3.5" lower case, and 2" street number lettering. The original design specified Berthold Akzidenz Grotesk Condensed font, but all signs installed to date have used Clearview Series 2W or similar font.

1. ↑ https://www.toronto.ca/services-payments/streets-parking-transportation/road-maintenance/pavement-markings-signs/
2. ↑ https://www.toronto.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/87a3-typographic\_standards.pdf
Jim-Jim

> "*I'm always here to fight for what's right and defend my friends.*"
> ― Jim-Jim
>
>

**Jim-Jim** is a half-elf tourist to Fire Island who is caught up in the attacks of the seaspawn, along with his mentor, Sir Throbardon.

## Herstory

### Pre-Show

Jim-Jim and his friends shipwrecked on the island, and came to the Golden Palace for shelter. As they worked to defend the casino, most of his friends were dragged into the ocean. His mentor went missing during the big storm as well.

### Siege of the Kracken

While trying to set up a defensible position by a lifeguard stand, a group of drag queens, Booty and the Hofish, tried to force him to be their bate to lure seaspawn during the next attack. He resisted and got away.

Later, after the queens were dubbed Morale Officers for the casino, they tried to make it up to him. Finding him working in the buffet, they provided him with a rock lobster they had defeated. Upon learning that he was waiting to be awarded his very first leathers from his mentor before his disappearance, Butylene O'Kipple provided him with a leather belt with a buffalo belt buckle. He said he would treasure it.

Jim-Jim was in attendance at Field Hockey: The Frock Opera, and enjoyed the show.

He continued to defend the casino after the queens left for Watersport. As they departed, he asked them to look out for Sir Throbardon. While they were gone, he continued to defend the resort, but was dragged into the sea by seaspawn one morning. In the process, one of his eyes was gouged out. Twelve hours later, he and his fellow prisoners were joined by Booty and the Hofish. Together they worked out an escape plan. As the other prisoners were escaping, Jim-Jim insisted on staying to help the party fight the Kracken Priest. They tell him that he should escape, as Throbardon is out there, they had rescued him. He appreciated they cared for his safety but he was determined to stay. During the battle, he slashes the Priest twice, before the creature retaliates, shocking him near dead with lighting. Jim-Jim pressed on, and landed another powerful blow on the Priest. Following the monster's death, Jim-Jim left for the surface with the others. Shortly after arriving on a beach, he was reunited with Sir Throbardon, who had been searching for him from the skies.

When the party finally returned to the casino, they hosted a ceremony of rejuvenation to help lift spirits. Although results were mixed, a high point was Sir Throbardon dubbing Jim-Jim an official knight for his heroism against the Priest, with the queens helping him chose his knightly title.

Together, he and Sir Throbardon continued to defend the casino. One morning, before dawn, the two of them flew to the rescue of children Chaz and Jo, as sharks emerged from the casino aquarium into the penthouse. After Throbardon took the kids to safety, Jim-Jim raced to the basement vault with others to try and stop an infernal ritual trying to drag the island to hell. There, they saw the queens take control of the altar and silver missed flooded the room.

## Behind the Queens

Jim-Jim was named by listener and backer Jimmy Chan.
Fault Meta

On the 2019 New Years party at Alex S house, Albert threw up the most disgusting amount of vomit possible requiring everyone to become a cleanup crew during the countdown. When everything looked lost, Nick G and Alex K started playing a tennis game for the SNES on the Nintendo Switch. This involved spending 2-3 hours against the easiest AI where they did not win a single match resulting in a 63-0 record for a while. During this time they would fault the serve so many times that they created a "fault meta" believing that somehow missing the serve was actually sandbagging so they had a dillusional chance of winning the game.
Rivals of Aether

A disgusting Brawlhalla ripoff. Alex K and Nick G started playing the game and then played it nonstop for about a month without eating or sleeping. The game spawned many memes including, most notably the "L E A R N I N G" meme which would plague the ears of bystanders that eavesdropped on conversations between Nick and Alex. But this was not the only meme to come out of the game.

The following is a key of all the names that were used to refer to the ROA characters:

**Zetterburn-** Learning/ Lion

**Etalus-** Bear/ Oil Spill

**Clairen-** Sword Nigga

**Ranno-** Frog

**Kragg-** Beetle

**Forsburn-** Smoke Nigga

**Orcane-** Dolphin/ Forbidden Fruit/ S Tier Trash

**Absa-** Goat

Other memes include Bear Armor (the term used to refer to when Bear would use his neutral special and become surrounded by ice making him harder to kill) and Two Custom Colors (Where is the campaign mode to repair my parents' marriage?).

see Terrible Game
Toronto Street Sign Database Wiki

## Welcome to the Toronto Street Sign Database

The TSSDB is the most comprehensive database of Toronto's Street Signs anywhere online. The aim of this site is to catalogue images and information on every type of street sign within the City of Toronto; past, present, and future.

Work on this project was informally begun around 2003, semi-formally around 2010, and officially launched in its current state on May 25th, 2018 (for a more detailed project history click here).

If you would like to contribute to the TSSDB please refer to our Guidelines page.

## Navigating the site

In addition to utilizing the Search Bar\* at the top of this site to find specific street signs, all entries have been arranged in the following categories:

Locational Signage - Those signs which graphically designate a specific place, aside from the street itself;

Commemorative Signage - Those signs which graphically honour specific persons, events, and other subjects;

Typological Signage - Common city signs according to general design type;

Miscellaneous Signage - Uncommon city signs according to general design type;

Nonstreet Signage - Street signs for all things other than streets.

Signs have also been arranged geographically by way of the six former municipalities which constitute the current City of Toronto:

Moreover, certain entries have been further categorized in terms of Sign Families and Sign Sets. One may also find it useful to browse our Thematic Galleries, and be sure to check out our sister site, the Toronto Street Furniture Database, for all those other objects which appoint the public realm.

\*A note on using the Search Bar: The auto-complete/suggestion function on this, and all other Wikia sites, produces somewhat misleading results. Unfortunately the search bar only recognizes the first term in any query, therefor a search of "Junction" will show a result for *Junction Gardens* but not *The Junction*. You must complete your search (by pressing enter) to display a full list of applicable results.
Way Signs

A phenomenon mainly of North York, "way-streets" and their accompanying signs can be spotted throughout the former municipality, and often employ unique typologies found nowhere else in the city. The practice of adding a "-way" suffix, generally to the private lanes and access routes of apartment and townhouse complexes, began WHEN? by WHO?
Dank Side of the Meme Groupchat

An unholy cesspool of grimy reposts and iFunny watermarks. This groupchat's roster was almost as extensive as that of discord. This is because besides all the people that frequent the discord, Dank Side also contained an endless slew of normies from PMHS.

At many points in its lifespan, Dank Side was thought to be dead only for someone like Mikey or Nick G to join again and resurrect it with a fuck ton of deep fried memes or Spongebob vore. For the most part, it was used as a way to communicate with much of the squad quickly or as a meme chat for both reposts and user created memes.

One day, the groupchat statistics were posted and everyone searched through it looking for juicy data. It was found that Alex K had the highest liked post which was a color distorted picture of his school photo with the words, "When your moral compass says no, but the voices say yes." Truly genius comedy. **MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF THAT HOWEVER, WAS THE FACT THAT THOMAS HOROWITZ HAD ONE UNIRONIC SELF LIKE. THIS ACT IS SHAMEFUL AND IS NOT CONDONED BY ANY OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE DANK SIDE OF THE MEME CREW.**
Zone 3

"ZONE 3 ZONE 3!" We used to play on MCPVP Minecraft servers, and they had this zone control mode. Anyway, when we were focusing really hard on winning, Alex K would invade our Skype calls screaming "ZONE 3" even though he had never played the gamemode. More than one game was lost to these shenanigans.
Dr. Zanky

The ruthless matriarch of the PMHS orchestra. Will bite off your nips if you don't address her by "Dr."

The PMHS orchestra got Gold With Distinction many years in a row, not due to the skill of the players nor the leadership of Dr. Zanky herself, but rather the low standards of the NYSMA judges.

Past members of the orchestra include: Alex K, Conor M, Larkin, Albert, Robert H, and Thomas H

In middle school, the joke section of the orchestra was classically the viola section which consisted of only Larkin, Albert, and Robert H: the dream team. They got dunked on by the Zankster all throughout high school and the most difficult part of orchestra for the rest of the members was sitting through the long roast sessions of the viola section. In high school, the meme became with the cello section until Conor M took iron-fisted control of them once he became principle viola.

Literally attempted to bully Albert out of returning to orchestra, but he ended up returning anyway.
House Effluvia

**House Effluvia** was one of the Great Drag houses of the Age of Queens. Their full roster is not known, but a few members are:

* Claire DeRunway - tiefling
* Jenna Sais-Quoi - elf
* Holly Mackerel - Half-orc
* Busty Stringcheese - Blonde Dwarf

## Herstory

Throughout the age of queens, they earned the reputation as fierce competitors at the annual Cornball, an inter-house competition. However, one year their team of queens used dark magic to manipulate the contest. They used shade to make their reads do actual psychic damage. They changed the tracks for the surprise lip synchs to nearly impossible songs. Worst of all, they conjured mannequeen and drag golem monsters to attack the festival after they were eliminated when their cheating was exposed.

After the other drag houses, including House Bumblicious and House Aubergine, united in a performance to dispel the shade, an voice voiced displeasure at the Effluvians, and dragged them into the darkness. It is unknown who this Mysterious Voice was.

## World of Wonder

A cosmic, multiversal entity who routinely appeared as a Giant Floating Baby, routinely summoned queens from across the multiverse to test them for Legendary potential. In one test, various teams of queens were pulled together and forced to fight their way through a series of Sasquatch filled challenges. The same four members of House Effluvia who cheated at the Cornball were one of two teams to make the final challenge. They were bested, however, by the other team, Booty and the Hofish, and fell into a mystical storm. As this version of Booty and the Hofish were seemingly from a different dimension from the main version, it is unknown if this version of House Effluvia were the same ones from the Cornball, or from a different dimension.

## Behind the Queens

The names of the four House Effluvia queens was not given during the events of Children of the Cornball. Instead, they were provided by DM Matt in a live chat as part of a special Patreon Free Preview weekend held on Youtube in June 2019.
League of Legends

"Taking a shit? League of Legends? That's a terrible game!" It's a legal drug in the United States.

League of Legends has widely been lauded and a terrible way to spend your time.

Players commonly confuse their in-game rank with self worth.

Side effects include increased salt levels and believing you are never wrong. This is obviously not very conducive to productive conversation or conflict resolution, both for which are needed in excess when a game is happening. The team in charge of making sure that the game is balanced and fun is considered a joke becuase of how poor the are at responding to the communities complaints.

Nick likes to stand in the enemy base and look for 1v1s. Dario and James praise Faker and Peanut. No one is quite sure why they are playing, but the find match button is just a little too enticing. In the end, people seem to play league of legends for the same reason they do heroin, and an insistence that league of legends has any redeeming qualities should be viewed from the lens of a psychiatrist talking to a terribly crippled addict.

on May 13th, 2019 Nick turned down eating steak salad and getting baked with the MILF of his dreams just to grind League

During patch 8.11 League of Legends was converted to a horror game
Conor M

A local cobnig.

Has the juiciest buns of anyone second only to the likeness of Albert.

Has an intense allergic reaction to the league of legends champion named Zoe. The mention of her name will cause immediate rashes to break out, and will send **Conor** into full blown, incurable tilt. DO NOT mention Vortex and his 58% winrate on the champion as he will almost instantly descent into cardiac arrest.
Rules to Royalty

This was one of many shitty card games made by Alex K (see Rules to Sink the Ship, Rules to Floating Aces, and Rules to War of Succession)

**Royalty (2 players)**

**OBJECTIVE: To have the biggest winning pile**

Each player has a deck that consists of one of every card in one suit. The other two suits are not used. The players must shuffle their decks and pick 4 cards off the top of the deck. There must be 4 cards in each player’s hand at all times. If it is your turn, you will put down a card from your hand face down and draw a card. Your opponent will react to it with a card that they think will beat that card. If it is your opponent’s turn, he will put down the face down card and you will react to it. The higher card beats the lower card. 2 beats an Ace, but in all other cases, the Ace wins.

When a player puts down a number card face down on their turn, they must say a multiple of that number under 100. For example if you put down a 6, you can say 18, 36, 42, or any other multiple. If the card that is put face down is a Jack, King, Queen, or Ace, then the player simply says “Royalty”. The player that is reacting does not need to say anything when they put their card down.

The player that wins a turn will take both cards and put them in their face up winning pile. The players are not allowed to look through their winning piles. If there is a tie in a turn, each player puts one card into their winning pile. The turns will go from player to player until both decks run out and there is only one card in each player’s hand. Then both players reveal their last card and whoever has the highest one takes them both.
Women in the Workplace

*The following dialogue takes place in Mr. Lindley's Physics Class*

"Hey, Larkin!"

"Alex, do your work. You're going to get a 2 on the AP."

"No, this is about work. I'm serious."

"Okay, fine Alex. What is it?"

"What if we are all women in the workplace of life?"

**Alex later got a 3 on the physics AP, shattering expectations.**
Alex's Basement

Alex S's basement was the gathering place for many meetings of the Dank Side cast. After Dario got invited to one of these parties instead of longstanding member of the crew, James C, the meme "You're not invited to my Birthday Party!" was born which became a threatening line used to humiliate and demean foes.
Centerpoint361

Legend has it that, one day, one of us will depart from the discord and start hanging out with a bunch of middle schoolers on Skype. It has been foretold that the one who does this will change their username to Centerpoint361 just as the last three hundred and sixty Centerpoints have done. Whoever the next Centerpoint will be is unknown but everyone thinks it will probably be Alex K.
Ben J

A man who likes cookies more than people, this renowned troll has done everything from Pokemon to Minecraft to League. He famously planted giant mushrooms in Nick's house in Minecraft on the first server Nick ever played with the squad, resulting in Nick letting out his inner salt and blowing up Ben's place of residence: Larkin's house. He also may be the only person ever to bring Dunsparce to Pokemon VGCs.
Brandeis

The jew school that Alana and Alex K attend.

Alex K used his grody jew face to camouflage his way into the school.

Whenever someone says, "Brandies," you are legally required to perk up your head and say, "Brandeis?" back. The school now goes by many names including, but not limited to, "Brandojo, Brandorgus, Brandoorstop, Brandingo, and Brandigimon"
Standard Metal East York Logo

This sign can be found throughout he former Borough of East York. It was installed WHEN? by WHO? The civic logo is placed at the same end on both sides of the sign, so as always to display at the fly when attached from a pole. This accounts for it appearing both before and after the street name, depending on which side you are viewing.

1. ↑ Citation
R/jameschandler

A reddit community of Dank Side members which was created for the sole purpose of destroying any future semblance of a career for James Chandler.

For a long time, the highest rated post was a post by Alex K entitled Fuck me harder. The post's contents were memorized by every member of r/jameschandler.
Vortex

Vortex is a degenerate Zoe main who doesn't know what a bagel is. Original online alias from Minecraft was 22vortex22. First found the squad through MC Smash. Lives in the deep south. Frequently mutes himself in Discord calls for extended periods of time.

Anyone that threatens him will mysteriously find their name, phone number, address, and favorite anime posted on 4Chan.

He learned how to twerk from watching youtube videos and has perfected the movement of hips and ass to entice incoming African American Men
13 Reasons Why

The most braindead show ever devised. Sends people to the hospital because of how poorly it deals with the theme of suicide.

Anthony R, Alex K, Larkin, and Nick G all watched the show together over several sleepovers and memed the ever living fuck out of it. Throughout the screening, the show was aptly referred to as "0 Reasons Why Not" and heckles about what a terrible decision-maker the main character is could be heard from houses away. The show was about high school students but all of the characters looked like they were in their mid 30s. Every character had an obsession with saying the main character's name whenever they got the chance. This only scratches the surface of the problems that exist with the writing, the cinematography, and the poorly devised themes.

By far the most memorable meme, however, was that of "EYYY TONYY YA GOT THE FRESH PEPERONNNNNE?" which was in reference to an obviously black or Hispanic actor portraying the character of Tony who is supposed to be an Italian greaser.
Here's The Windup

Back in the days when Alex K didn't have headphones, all the members of discord would get pissed off because they could hear everything going on in Alex K's games. When he would play his favorite character in the game Paladins, everyone could hear everything that was happening during the match including the annoying asides that Buck makes to himself. Most notable of these was the phrase that Buck would scream when the ulti was used which was, "Here's the windup!" This became iconic because of how annoyingly often the people of discord would hear it.

After a long time of hearing this phrase, Conor M and Alex S suggested that Alex K start a newsletter called the **Here's the Windup Weekly** which would be a rundown of things that only interest Alex K. The newsletter would include many weekly segments. These included the Zank Tank where Alex K would relay the most recent ways in which Dr. Zanky fucks with the orchestra kids as well as the Video Game Corner which would provide the latest in Proceedurally Generated Open World Stealth Game development.
Galaxy Goats

[Intro]
It's that Minecraft thug life
MC for life, boys
Thug life, man
Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang
Minecraft, ging, ging, ging, ging, ging, ging, ging

[Hook]
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Play Minecraft, gotta play Minecraft
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve

[Verse 1]
Don't chase no Steves
Two ores, mining with the gang
From wooden tools to a whole lotta diamonds
Out the mine shaft, I've been mining diamonds
And compromisin' half a million on these gold blocks
Minecraft houses lookin' like a mansion
Got some potions that I just brewed
Blue diamonds I can barely mine
Ask me, I'ma blow some TNT
Pat Brown, 33 diamonds
Minecraft air, mining redstone
Glowstone, that's a liability
Hit the skeleton, boostin' my Minecraft speed

[Hook]
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Play Minecraft, gotta play Minecraft
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve
Buying Ships from the Dutch

In MilSim 2016, the Dutch committee randomly found that their supply was constantly dwindling throughout the conference. This was a mystery until it was found out that everyone was sending in directives saying that they would purchase ships from the Dutch. The reason this was a problem was that money was unregulated so every committee basically had infinite money, but ships were super valuable. Crisis assumed that the purchase of ships was consensual from both parties of the sale, but like most sex at frat parties, it was not.

This became a meme during the Model UN club meetings. James C would ask if there were any more questions and Alex K would always ask "Can I buy ships from the Dutch?" Eventually, James said that anyone who asked if they could "buy ships from the dutch" would lose question asking privileges for the rest of the year. Alex promptly raised his hand and asked the question he was told explicitly not to ask. After losing his question asking privileges, Alex got his friends to ask the question on behalf of him, getting much of the club's question asking privileges taken away.
Wiley W

Generally regarded as the hottest man in the entire galaxy. Fathered his son, Larkin, by feeding him salads every day with his newspaper recognized chicken salad recipe and then abandoning him to play his passion role on Law in Order as a court clerk. The beauty of his features are incomparable to any other specimen in the known universe and he makes good smoothies.

Keeps his windows locked???
Larkin

A tree that went full sentience and just eats its Salad brethren.

**"What the fuck Target!? What the actual fuck!? You fucking sold me a Peach fucking Snapple without telling me about the full consequences of drinking this fucking shit?!? Well APPARENTLY Peach Snapple makes you GAY, but the Target employees WON'T FUCKING TELL YOU THAT before you buy it!! Fucking Target is so pro-gay that they try to sell you this fucking gay potion bullshit to promote their liberal agenda!! I was thirstin' pretty hard last Thursday, and I stopped by my local Target to quench my thirst. Me being the innocent little boy I am, I decided to buy a nice Peach Snapple so I wouldn't DIE OF THIRST, but when I went up to the register to buy it the fucking cashier DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PEACH FUCKING SNAPPLE MAKES YOU GAY!! I drank the Peach Snapple and now I can't stop sucking dick!! All the cute boys at school won't stop making fun of me, and I can't tell my parents because then the boys won't let me suck their dicks anymore!!! so BE WARNED boys, Peach Snapple makes you gay and Target doesn't give two shits about your political beliefs or your HOMOSEXUALITY!!" - Larkin**

"I'm sexually attracted to cannon minions."**- Larkin**

Also known as "Larbin", a fetish servant boy who licks toes. Interstellar Larbin day is the day before Larkin made the passage through his mother into the world many years ago. Larbin day only exists until the day of Alex S's death. Dario often shouts "For Larbin" when he's in deep despair.

Typa guy to walk into your house and ask where the orange juice is
Rules to Sink the Ship

This was one of many shitty card games made by Alex K (see Rules to Floating Aces, Rules to War of Succession, Rules to Royalty)

**Sink the Ship (2 players)**

**OBJECTIVE: To keep more face up betting cards than your opponent**

All of the Jacks, Queens, Kings, and Aces must be taken out of the deck and each player chooses one Jack, one Queen, one King, and one Ace of any suit. These will be the betting cards. There will be four rounds: one in which both players bet their Jacks, one in which both players bet their Queens, and so on. All the betting cards are worth the same. To set up a round, 9 cards are placed in a 3 by 3 grid in the middle of the field and each player is given 8 cards.

Each round has 3 phases. In the first phase, both players choose 4 of the 8 cards to contribute to a flood deck. In the second phase, both players will bet on one of the 9 cards in the grid in the center with the corresponding betting card for that round. The players must take turns betting and they must switch off betting first. The players may not bet on the same card. In the last phase, the 8 flood deck is shuffled and then 4 cards from the flood deck are picked out one by one. When a card from the flood deck is revealed, certain cards from the 9 card grid will be disqualified. If a card in the grid matches a card revealed from the flood deck in suit or number, that card is disqualified. After the four cards are revealed from the flood deck, any betting cards on a disqualified part of the grid are discarded by putting them face down with the other betting cards. Any betting cards on a surviving part of the grid are put back with the other betting cards face up. After each round, the grid, the flood deck, and both hands are combined with the rest of the number cards and everything resets. After all 4 rounds, the one that has the most face up betting cards wins.
Michigan Style Diner

The final destination of real life

During math class with Mr. Stellabot, Alex K would send threatening notes to Mikey inviting him to a fisticuff brawl behind the Michigan Style diner. The loser of the match would owe the winner 10,000 deli runs even though Alex K already owed Mikey an infinite number of deli runs because he is lazy.
Blizzard

A company known for making Hearthstone, a Terrible Game. One day the Discord was playing Skribbl, and Centerpoint had to draw blizzard. He proceeded to draw this photo(with the actual Overwatch logo for reference). Due to the nature of how badly drawn it was, only Cobnig was able to get it. However, blizzard was picked again for the word and Adrian B just imitated Center's terrible recreation. Towards the end, Alex K got offered blizzard again by complete chance, and everyone proceeded to lose it.
Chad Vlad

also known as chadimir. This character is a parody of the League of Legends character, Vladimir. Chad vlad is a specific build that Cobnig goes that notoriously kills everyone in one hit, the cause of much frustration. However, becuase of the meme value provided by simple rhymes this extremely common phenomenon got immortalized. Banned in any game against Conor.
What the fuck are those

During one of Ehsan's parties, Albert, Larkin, Anthony, Alex K, and Cobnig all went for a walk. They brought a frisbee with them to throw around wherever they ended up. They eventually made their way to the park right by Four Corners. Keep in mind it is 3:00 AM. They begin throwing their frisbee around like the absolute mad men they were and they see a cop car cruisin by at a very slow pace. "Those cops couldn't be checkin up on us," they all simultaneously thought to themselves, "we are a bunch of good white boys that would never get in trouble for anything. And besides, we aren't even partaking in the Satan's Salad." To the white boys' chagrin, the cops get out of their car and start approaching them. They all gather around in a circle.

There were two cops, one of them was an older hardened officer and the other was a young muscular rookie with a thick, commanding New York accent. After they have the whities all circled around them they start scanning for evidence of drugs (evidence which isn't there because of how profoundly sad these the lives of these kids were). They start asking questions about their reason for being in a park at 3:00 AM; questions which, to be honest, the boys didn't really know the answers to themselves.

Anyway the officers then inform the boys that the reason for all of this is that the park closed a few hours ago and the boys were trespassing on town property. The air was still a bit tense because all the frumpy and grumpy little whities didn't wanna get in trouble. The rookie then takes a call and moves a bit back while the older officer stays and keeps an eye on us. After a couple more questions, the rookie stops his pacing and ends his phone call, his eyes locked on something on the ground. He hangs up his phone and walks over to us. He then points at Albert's shoes and proclaims the immortal words, "What the fuck are those?!" Albert was wearing hideous gladiator sandals and the rest of the encounter with the cops was them roasting our shoes.

"Hey sorry to keep you guys, this fella over here is obviously late for his battle at the Colosseum."

"Hey, nice shoes. Do they come in men's?"

They dismissed us with a slap on the wrist and a reminder of the normal closing time of the park. As the rookie was getting back into his car he shouted, "Guys, there's a Marshall's right down the road!"
Inklewriter

A literal college thesis length cringey choose your own adventure story about a zombie apocalypse that Alex K had worked on for 5 years. He finally finished it and only a few people got to see it before Alex accidentally deleted it like a fucking idiot. The ghost of the inklewriter still lives on but Alex remains dead inside.
Lost Episodes

This is a list of **Lost Episodes** of the Queens of Adventure podcast. A lost episode is a performance, usually a live show, where issues with recording prevent the material from being released on the podcast or in a bonus episode. Information in lost episode pages are based off of memories, photos, or videos from fans who attended the show. Elements of lost shows may have been reincorporated into later shows.

 L001 | Camp Crystal Light | House Aubergine work as Camp Counselors at Camp Crystal Light where a legend of a lost campuer threatens current kids.
 L002 | PAX West 2018 | The Cross-Dimensional Being once again messes with Queens from different eras
 L003 | Dungeons & Drag Queens versus the Lizard People | A party of adventurers must stop a Lizard Queen from enthralling people to her will.

**Greetings From Fire Island**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - **The Show Must Go On**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4
**Operation Watersport**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4 - Ch5 - Ch6 - Ch7 - **Trials**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4
**Ghosts of the Coast**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - **The Devil's Due**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4
**Special**: The Story So Far
**The Beautiful Place**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4 - Ch5 - Ch6 - **A Dance in the Dark**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4
**Drama in the Deep**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4 - Ch5 - Ch6 - **Whispers From the Heart**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4 - Ch5 - Ch6
**Danger Rangers!**: Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4 - Ch5 - Ch6
**Mist Connections**: Ch1 - Ch2
**Unreleased**
**Lost**: Camp Crystal Light - Pax West 2018 --  vs the Lizard People
Live Shows: Seattle Style -- Minneapolis Style
Pwofit

Back in the Skype days, Nick G bought the G2A package of 10 random steam keys for 3 dollars. When Ehsan tried to tell him that he would actually be losing money because he would open the games once and never play them again, Nick the rest of the squad in that call started chanting "PWOFIT! PWOFIT! PWOFIT!"

God is dead.
Bleach and Twizzlers

So at a sleepover, Nick and Alex put Twizzlers all over Ehsan's Kitchen, including in the milk. The Twizzler eventually dissolved inside the milk and Ehsan's stepdad got mad at Nick in the morning.

Following this incident some time later, Mikey got Ehsan a bottle of bleach for his birthday (because drinking bleach is funny haha roflcopter im quirky and edgy). Mike decided to put Twizzlers in the bleach bottle for no fucking reason. Later, Brendan tried to pick up the bleach bottle and discovered it was HOT, leading to a panicked discussion about how the sugar was reacting with the bleach, and eventually Ehsan throwing the bottle outside and shooting it with a crossbow.

People later talked to our chemistry teacher about the incident and he said that what happened was a bleach ammonia reaction. Ammonia from the Twizzlers reacted with the bleach to create a deadly gas. The bottle was hot because it was pressurized by gas and if we hadn't shot the bottle with a crossbow, it would have become a deadly gas grenade.
Ice Cream Island

**Ice Cream Island** is a mythical location in the Sam Quest universe. Though the initial consensus of the island was that it was merely an old legend, there is later confirmation of its existence after the perfect tidal conditions are met.

The island is said to hold a disc of the legendary Road Trip Adventure, which is capable of granting any wish. Consequently, it becomes the site of an all-out war during the Ice Cream Island Arc.

## Geography

Ice Cream Island, contrary to what its name suggests, is tropical and sunny. It is a single mass of land surrounded completely by water. The terrain becomes more vegetated and elevated as it nears the center of the island.
Nappa (Brotherhood)

## Nappa

**Nappa** is a battle-hungry Saiyan and a student of the renowned martial artist Mug Bulldog. He travels with X and Waddle Dee in order to earn enough money to establish a dojo.

## Appearance

Nappa is bald, bulky, and mustached. His expressions usually intense, whether it be extremely angry, sad or joyful. He always wears his signature apparel of saiyan armor.

## Personality

Proud of his power, Nappa is always itching for a good fight. When he has an upcoming task, he is said to train relentlessly in order to increase his power level. However, Nappa has a lazy side. Due to the Dead Goats Guild's lack of opportunity, he often sleeps and drinks alcohol in the bar-section of his guild.

Nappa enjoys hip-hop music and wishes to become a rap artist in the future. He goes by the stage name "*The Nappa Rappa*".

## Abilities

Nappa's brute strength serves him well in combat and compliments his plethora of destructive techniques.

**Break Cannon**- A scorching hot laser fired from Nappa's mouth.

**Giant Storm**- Nappa motions his arm to his side in order to ignite the area in front of him.

**Great Ape**- Nappa transforms at will into a large monkey. This form grants him immense power for the time being, but leaves him exhausted afterwards.

According to Wyatt Wheatley's Character Profiles, Nappa's stats are as follows:

*Power: 9*

*Skill: 2*

*Speed: 4*

*Defense: 8*
Northeast Asia

The unmistakable location of Egypt.

In Mr. Kelly's class, there was a trivia competition in class for extra credit. Mr. Kelly went around the room and everyone was required to answer a question.

***(Editors Note: Hi, Alex K here. This model was poorly devised and was bound to embarrass someone at some point. I bet James would say something like, "Oh well it's your fault you don't know basic geography," in response to this. Well, James, I'm sorry that 9th Grade me was not as perfect as you.)***

Anyway, I get called up and the question is, "In what part of the world is Egypt located?" There are four options up on the board and**- *wait hold on for a second here***

***(Editors Note again: You think you're so smart, James. I want you to name 5 classical music composers. Take your time; I've got nothing to do. I'm on a train heading to Boston with spotty Wifi so I can't play Paladins and have to waste my time making Dank Side Wiki Posts. Oh wait, is that deafening silence I hear because you don't know shit about music? WHAT A SURPRISE FUCKER!)***

Yea so there are four options up on the board. One of them was something like North Africa which would have been the correct answer. But 9th Grade Alex K was not exactly the most... "worldly" let's say. So he chose the option that said Northeast Asia. James C found this a particularly amusing blunder and never let Alex have a moment free from the shackles of his past.
Infected Izuku

Infected Izuku is a zombie-like form of Izuku Midoriya infected by a virus that turned him feral.

Izuku Midoriya was fighting a Man Bat & defeating it with One For All, but the bat didn’t give up as it bit Izuku in the neck on both sides until Izuku uses Detroit Smash to send the bat flying to the atmosphere, killing it. Katsuki & Shoto saw him unconscious & call the Recovery Girl. In the nurse’s office, the result of Izuku’s health is no good as the Recovery Girl tried everything she can, but nothing makes him back to healthy. As a result, she told him that he has to stay in his dorm until he gets better. During brunch, the virus began taking over his body, causing mucus to leak from his nose & mouth as he became deathly ill. The now sickly Izuku began to ran to cafeteria to get some water & went back outside to drink deeply to prevent the sickness, but it didn’t work as he tried another time, but still didn’t work. Because of this, he begins to vomit blood two times, causing the other students looked in fear as Izuku flew into a panicked rage, thrashing wildly as the virus completely took over his body. No longer in control of his own actions & rendered as little more than a feral rabid boy, he turned on against everyone in U.A., trampling projects, juking (dodging) every Quirks, & killing everyone in his way, in spite of everyone else attempting to stop his rampage, including the Pro Heroes, but everyone who tried to survive against him were decimated.

His sound effects while infected are Dark Zagi’s Grunts & Universal Stock Roars
Rainbird

An omniscient deity that grants or smites buns. Ehsan bet James Chandler in the 8th grade that he could create a religion that the squad would follow. Albert was reincarnated as a god when he was forced to hump a sprinkler system. The system was mysteriously locked up a few weeks later. We began to hail Albert as our lord and savior, and even called the **Rainbird** tech support hotline so many times that we became famous throughout the company.