Paradise Paranoia

## Transcript

9-Volt: We talked about setting rules, Fronk.

Fronk: I'm sorry. I didn't know the agreement meant no fun.

18 Volt: You're allowed to have fun.

Fronk: When are you going to stop acting like a child?

9 volt: When are you going to stop treating me like a child?

fronk: I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grown-up!

9 volt: I'll start acting like a grown-up when you start...

(emma, eva And Hannah singing whip my hair, the boys join in while beat boxing)

(natalie came out of the bathroom while drying her hair)

Natalie: Hey, girls, not now, please, okay?

Emma: Lame!

18 volt: I need to get ready for dinner with the captain.

Jordan: We're having dinner with the captain?

18 volt: No, I am. You're staying here.

9 volt: I have to go apologize for everything what Fronk did.

Zoe: This is so not fair.

Libby: Not to us, not to wario and his friends, and certainly not to the captain, who I'm sure was really looking forward to dining with me.

Rhys: Why don't I go speak with 18 volt? See if I can smooth things over.

(Rhys enters the bathroom)

Rhys: Knock-knock.

18 volt: What is it, Rhys?

Rhys: Well, I would never say this to the others. But, Goodness know she can be totally irresponsible, but I actually have a suggestion.

18 volt: You have a suggestion for me?

Rhys: He's been driving me crazy a lot longer than he's been driving you crazy.

18 volt: All right. So what is it?

Rhys: Imagine fronk is a spirited racehorse.

18 volt: That's your advice?

Rhys: No. I'm not done yet, 18.

18 volt: All right.

Rhys: so Fronk is a racehorse...And um, Mike, is his incredibly helpful jockey who's there to guide him down the racetrack of life. But if you hold the reins too tight, that racehorse is going to fight and buck, which is no fun for anyone. But if you loosen the reins just a little... He'll fly right off the trackand crash into the fence.

hannah: I know you want to protect us, but, sometimes kids will rise to the occasion if you just show them a little trust.

Natalie: All right, guys, room service is on its way. Lights out by 9:00.

Libby: 18, question. If we're going to be held captivein this room...Because of fronk!

Zoe: Can we at least watch a movie?

9 volt: All right, let's see what's on.

18 volt: You know what, why don't you guys pick a movie? You're old enough to make your own decision.

Elliot: For real?

Eva: Absolutely.

Natalie: oh my goodness, (feels his white tuxedo) 9 volt looks so elegant.

Emma: Have fun!

Eva: Wait, 18 volt, before you go, I made something for you.

18 volt: Wow, it's really...

Eva: It's soft so you can sleep in it and I made it with all the colors, so it will go with everything!

18 volt: Great. I'll put it on after dinner.

Adam: You could put it on now, so everyone at the captain's table could see it.

18 volt: Nice. A real chick magnet.

9 volt: All right, guys, have fun. And i’m Taking little n-kins to salsa night

natalie: But not too much fun, because, I'm still very upset.

Jordan: Goodbye, 9 volt. And, hello, ladies! I like my body shaken, not stirred.

Adam: Where are you going?

Jordan: To the casino. I'm feeling lucky.

Adam: Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 18 volt said...

Jordan: 18 volt said, and I quote,"We're old enough to make our own decisions."

Adam: He meant we were old enough to choose a film! Well, we're clearly not.

Matthew: Check out what Elliot just picked.

(a classic film)

Zoe: What's wrong with this movie?

Jordan: It's for babies!

Elliot: Which is probably why the volts with their sisters treat us like babies. Munk up, Rhys.

Jordan: There. That's more like it.

Rhys: Jordan, please!

Emma: I say we go to Salsa Night! Just like n!

Hannah: In our pajamas?

Eva: I know!

(everyone does various routines, at the pool party)

[Most of the female adults in are sunbathing near the pool]

Zoe: "Ladies, we have applied sunscreen on our skins to protect us from any sunburn with SPF 15. However, the effects do not last long."

[In the pool, we see the majority of the main heroes swimming and playing in the water, we zoom to the 2 boys, who are splashing each other]

Matthew: (Dunks Elliot) "Can you see underwater?"

Pool Lifeguard: "Excuse me, matthew, no horseplay, please."

Matthew: "Sorry."

Pool lifeguard: "Apology accepted."

[Cut to: The highest diving board on deck. penny is on it]

Penny: "Presenting...THE CRYGOR CANNONBALL!"

[Penny jumps up into the air, curls up into a ball and begins falling at a fast pace]

(At a restaurant)

18 volt: Louisa, you are awesome in your ruby dress

Louisa: thank you very much

18 volt: Captain, they’re both fabulous

Captain: yeah, they are cool

18 volt: but, I’m very sorry, of what, happened...

(Back at the room, 18 volt & 9 volt came and saw libby who was freezing herself)

18 volt: eh? Libby?

Libby: don’t eat my head!

18 volt: Why are you watching Jungle Monster 4? Jordan, how could you... Rhys? Jordan? Girls? (Sees the mess while 9 volt picks up one of these craft papers) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'll be right back! buddy, pick up the girls!

9 volt: on it!

(then without warning, the lights go out and the tv goes off)

Libby: It's dark.

(at the casino)

Mona: you look funky in your suit

Rhys: thanks

Mona: Know what? That would make you the youngest winner ever.

Rhys: I'm not that young. I mean, I'm hanging out in a casino way past my bedtime. Not that I have a bedtime! No one tells me what to do.

18 volt: (entering the casino while angry) Mister!

Rhys: Who's Alan, I wonder?

(People are staring at 18 volt, who is going to get Rhys caught)

Rhys: Anyway. I'd love to chat more, but I've gotta run.

(18 volt then grabs Rhys)

18 volt: You're in a lot of trouble, young man!

Rhys: You can follow me on Twitter!

Adam: Rhys? Jordan?

18 volt: Adam?

Adam: I wasn't betting. Honest.

(two men gave the prize to Adam)

Man: Your winnings, sir.

man 2: Oh, busted!

(then the two grabs Jordan, Adam And Rhys back to the room)

Jordan: I didn't sneak out. I mean, I did. But only to stop Rhys. Am I Right.

18 volt: There they are, Captain. Captain.

(the captain looks furious)

(back at the room)

Jordan: What's he going to do, make us walk the plank?

Hannah: There's a plank?

18 volt: no, There’s no plank, but if you guys disobey us one more time, you will be off the ship. And you'll miss the International Music Awards. Do you understand?

Emma: Yes, 18 volt.

Hannah: uh huh.

Eva: Absolutely.

Rhys: What if we need to disobey you?

9 volt: And why would you need to do that?

Rhys: Well, let's say that you tell me to stay put. "Fronk, if you move from that chair, you're grounded!"