recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Aaron Davis

Aaron's profile picture.

Aaron Davis is our lord and saviour, able to bring natter from the brink of destruction when Neil declared that it was to be deleted. With the help of Doom and Rin, he succeeded in raising enough money to keep Natter running for another two months. Unfortunately, Neil is a meanie and asked for way too much money for him to buy Natter permanently, so Natter's death was, in fact, inevitable.

(filler text for if he himself would like to add more)
Altaforte

Altaforte is one of the major cities of the Kingdom of Borealis and one of the Realm's biggest maritime trade hubs, lying on the key sea trade route between the Western Seas and Sea of Luxa. It is the capital city of Frugia and houses the Grand Duke's administrative apparatus. However, the trade and internal affairs of the city are controlled by the Collegia di Mercanti (which, in turn, is dominated by the Western Seas Trade League) and the Crown-appointed Castellan of Altaforte respectively.

Altarforte used to be but a humble marketplace for a dozen or so fishing villages and islands of Frugia, until the immigrants from Aluren built a small dock and warehouse there to facilitate sending Southern goods to their homeland. The city was well located for this purpose, its deep island harbour well-navigable and yet protected from semi-barbaric Southern thanes. It was all but destroyed and abandoned by its inhabitants during the Black War but later rebuilt, with some help from dwarfen clan Ryemound.

During the later Ashen Age and Age of Thanes, as Aluren slowly declined, Altaforte merchants began to trade with the re-established cities of the Far Reach and sent its first expeditions to Luxa, finding many riches there. It came to dominate the Thessean maritime trade with its innovative ship designs and "re-discovered" Faraam. For the bigger part of the Age of Thanes it was one of the top three thalassocratic powers of the Realm, together with Sina and Eolan.

The demise of independent Altaforte came from where it was the least expected - from the thanedom of Volgen, the rulers of which have long been clients of Altaforte and whose markets the city-state has essentially monopolised by controlling outposts within the Sybarin river delta and the coast of the Sun-stained Sea. Thane Everard Boreale, who at the time courted the Duc's daughter, has bought passage on the city's ships to transport his levies and retinues to Weideland, which he intended to raid and pillage. Once the armies boarded the ships and set sail, Everard ordered the ships' captain hung on the foremasts and directed the ship to the unexpecting Altaforte. The city was captured within a week of fighting and then brutally sacked, ending its long independent history for good.
House Rennenkampf

House Rennenkampf is an old noble house of Borealis. While it history predates the Kingdom itself, it has remained on the political roadside for most of it, ruling the Rennwald barony in Brandweiden. However, they were later brought into a sudden and unpleasant spotlight by Siegfrid Rennenkampf, whose despicable schemes led to the Rennenkampfs' exile from Thessea to Kraj. Only recently Rennenkampfs have managed to re-establish a foothold in their old country, rising to power in the Free City of High Castle.

 Notable members

Siegfrid Rennenkampf (also known as Rennenkampf the Pretender and the Necromancer) was the person to forever taint the family reputation and steer its surviving members to the path of villainy and brutality. Younger son of the family, his notable aptitude for the arcane arts was discovered early by the Eldritch Circle. Siegfried was the pride of his family, barony and margraviate - as he was the only Eldritch Circle wizard to originate from it.
羽凱市中心

**羽凱市中心**站為羽北地鐵,羽凱捷運,南港地鐵的車站

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島式月台

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往 橡木方面 <預埔>

往 松江三民方面 <被埔>

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島式月台

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往 羽凱市中心方面 <不提供載客服務>

往 羽凱市中心方面 <不提供載客服務>

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島式月台

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往 頂埔方面 <安坑>

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預埔<-----                       羽凱市中心                                      ---->沼澤平原

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#### 目前營運模式

<羽港線>

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<終點站>                         羽凱市中心                                          ---->被埔

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<南凱線>

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預埔<----                        羽凱市中心                                          ---->被埔

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<頂凱線>

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羽凱里<-----                     羽凱市中心                                          ---->安坑

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未來營運模式

#### 未來營運模式

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Daddy Misha-Misha

Daddy Misha-Misha, otherwise known as Mishasky, Alex, or Daddy, is one of the oldest Natter users in age. He is best known for posting long science lectures when Natter is otherwise quiet. These lectures have become known as "Science Time With Daddy" by other users. They often include multiverse theories and love for space

Since you're here, Daddy would like to remind you to:

* Take your medications.
* Drink some water.
* Eat something healthy.
* Get plenty of sleep.
* Try your best to love yourself.
Shade

## Shade The Hedgehog

Zzzzz...

**Shade The Hedgehog** is a minor background character in Da Comic and a member of Da Squad. He resides in Da Tower and his favourite hobby is sleeping.

## Personality

Shade is a very lazy character who only bothers to move if there's real danger or he's done his daily snooze.

## Relationships

### Allies/Friends

* **Tonic ze Hedgefox**
	+ Shade and Tonic are good friends, since Tonic introduced him to Da Squad.
Battle of Ambersee

Battle of Ambersee was the final battle between the forces of the Feuerbrand Uprising and the loyalist Borean navy on 16-19 October 765 BR (273 AES, ~1800 SP). It was the largest naval battle and the final separate battle (excluding the ongoing siege of Volgen) of the war and ended in the rebel's victory, albeit at a heavy cost.

Location: Ambersee Bay, near Kharad archipelago, Grand Duchy of Volgen

Outcome: Decisive rebel victory

The Free Cities of Far Reach
Yusef Brago
 Strength
 Casualties and losses
7 frigates (2 destroyed)
11 other ships (all destroyed)
. Suicidal . . Skeleton .

pictured: GF and Monch.

***"Let's talk minges, you already know my name."***

.\_Suicidal\_. .\_Skeleton\_. (more commonly known as Monch's GF or just GF before he transitioned,) is a natter user who joined after his boyfriend, Monch🐍🌈, literally would not shut up about the app.

## History

GF never posted much, most of his natters coming from when he first joined.

### Awakening and later Destruction

GF made his debut by posting references from Russel Howard's Recalibrate, the comedy special on Netflix. He then used the app rarely, mostly posting extremely thinly veiled cries for help, Hamilton references, and dissing his father, frequently calling him a 'dickhēad' (Monch can confirm, he truly is).

GF has posted their Final Post, *"Bye everyone!!!! ✨🖤🖤✨ Love you guys thanks for the support x"*

### Post Natter (Notter)

GF may resurface on Notter, however not much is known as he was not online to receive an invite.

## Trivia

* the true youngest user of natter
* is gay for Monch🐍🌈

## Elsewhere

GF, sadly, cannot be found on the natter discord. If contact is required, notify Monch🐍🌈.
Orcs of the Realm

Savage. Unrelenting. Brutal. Cunning.

Surprisingly, whatever force devised the grand plan which set the spelljammers in a grand journey across the stars and planes, had enough space to accommodate even the savage and unrelenting orc kind, together with their bestial kin. Their main ship was called "Gorgon" and made Planetfall somewhere in the North Faraam.  A sizable portion of these creatures however had a deck of "Thessea" all to themselves and have made themselves feel at home right after the landing.

The first century of Thessean history is painted red by the War of Orcs - a massive conflict of orcs with humans, goblins, dwarves, themselves and everyone who dared making a living under their noses. After several crushing defeats, establishment of Borealis and Ferdinand dynasty, the orcs and their cross-breed spawn were pushed into the steppes...where they've become very acquainted with steppenvolk and their ways, which often involved living sacrifice, watering medicinal herbs with blood and burning prisoners alive to ask Deirdre for easy prey and herbs a plenty. Surviving orcs either integrated into the mystic, tribal culture of the Steppe or migrated away from the continent, ironically becoming the first sea-faring entity of the Realm. Nowadays orcs pose a significant threat as naval raiders and pirates, using numerous islands and archipelagos around Thessea and Faraam as bases. Rumours have it they have even settled an unknown, huge landmass in the north, building their own barbaric civilisation and constantly fighting with human settlers, who have at different times left the known lands to seek greater fortune. Some orc tribes still live in the Great Steppe, though they are surprisingly civil and spiritual compared to the majority of southern steppenvolk. They even have a thriving monastic tradition.
What The Frick Frack

thats right, its actually a gif

What The Frick Frack, also known as Frick Frack or Frick, is not real.

Frick is always in a constant state of confusion and can usually be found lost.

Frick thinks they are hilarious and wants everyone else to think this too.

Frick Frack doesn't really do much but is always there.

Additionally, Frick canonically has dog ears but no one knows why as they are now too afraid to ask.
King Tut

Fist me Daddt

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King Tut

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Gender: Gender Neutral

Interested in: Both

About Me: Call me beep me and Im 18 dont misconstrued me KING TUT

Frog pal but uses caterpillar emoji and various other emojis for my secret gay code and also to communicate with Mi Amor

Always sends snapchats hmu for snapchat tho

Shitposts

THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. King Tut first downloaded the hell app that is natter in February or March... They've been married twice once to Lex and currently to Yosepha. Yosepha is the light of Tuts life and only great weakness. Tut loves starting god wars and discourse but is still friendly. IS NOT A FURRY AND WOULDNT FUCK CATS! If users Krungle, Fluff, Norbert, Woah There™ say something about King it is most likely a lie. Tut really loves everyone on shitsite except people who blocked me 🅱️uck yall

i love hurgle hurgle'/ so great WOO HURGLE BEST FRIEND
❣ Im Gay ❣

## Old Natter

Gay first joined Natter in 2015 when the website was featured on the platform tumblr. They were formerly known as @rebel.

## Current Natter

gay only recently heard of natter's reboot but decided to join in. they've been memeing in joy ever since

## Trivia

• Gay's icon is from a mobile game known as "Zombie boy" in which you raise a zombie to be your boyfriend.

• Gay is really edgy and once dreamed that fithy frank came to their house and told them this.

• Gay is interested in physics however, is horrible in math. They are therefor interesting in become a funeral home director

• gay has a tumblr it's url is corpse--boy
Social media exchange in the event of a natter breakdown

## Jamestown

Tumblrs: booksboobstvshows; scullydefenderofthefish; agoodgaytime; danthesquishy

Twitter: @JAMEE\_NICOLE

## Guy Fieri?

Tumblr: robbie-rotten-master-of-disguise

Snapchat: gloomy-butt

Deviantart: Gloomy-Butt

## no ,

Tumblr: astrosivan

Snapchat: niciiuu

Twitter: nclrjn

## Succ Orb

Tumblr: succ-orb

Twitter: Succ\_Orb

Deviantart: SilverPsychopomp

Toyhou.se: Aarix

FurAffinity: trust me you don't want it

## Lesbianest Lesbian / Lesbiabest Cowbot

Tumblr: katfade

Insta: thelesbianestlesbian

Snapchat: viper\_peres

## someBODY

Twitter: @NatterUnoffical

Tumblr: wghtmf

## Doom

tumblr: thedoommerchant.com

twitter: @adoommerchant, also helps run @NatterUnoffical with someBODY

YouTube: doomplaysagame.com

snapchat: thedoommerchant

## @actualtrash

twitter: DemiDragonQueen, DMs are open

instagram: DemiDragonQueen, DMs are open

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/demidragonqueen

website: DemiDragonQueen.com, I did a Tedx Talk on Natter which you can find on the homepage
Rin

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Rin, -1672

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chill

Gender: Chaotic Gender

> Rin, 26, they/them. actual red panda. alleged adult. mentally ill with no mentally chill. walking meme. gay kin trash.
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* Has good things to say
* Gay
* Pretends to be an adult
* Looks like they're eight years old
* Filthy Homestuck
* Natter's crazy aunt who just wants to give all the babies good advice and make sure everyone is safe

Rin is Daddy Misha-Misha's clone, who stalks him through the wilderness. They are too similar. They have the same name, the same age (minus three months), the same general job, and live in the same area. Neither can live while the other survives.

Rin was in Natter Jail from 4/15/17 to 4/18/17, so nobody could see their posts. On the third day, they were freed by Neil Himself to return to Natter. But something about them seems to have changed...

Once again, Rin was sent to Natter Jail on 5/12/17, and their imprisonment caused a riot and a subsequent god war when Krungle's soul was absorbed by Evil Neil. They were freed after a D&D campaign hosted by Thomas, and regained their strength on 5/15/17. However, Neil sent them an ominous message...
Mr Manhands

Mr Manhands is a benevolent entity, akin to santa, but with hands instead of Christmas presents.

## Creation

Mr Manhands was born alongside Officer Shitpost when a single egg from Mr Malfunction's hank sacc hatched. As such, Officer Shitpost is considered to be Manhand's unholy twin and cosmic counterpart.

The two are destined to be eternal rivals, their conflicts helping to uphold the delicate balance of the universe.

## Appearance

Mr Manhands appears as roughly humanoid fellow with shredded abs and a a coat full of hands. Many man-hands are attached to his body and grow off of him like fruit. He can remove these hands painlessly at will, and bestow them upon any man he deems worthy.

## The tale of Mr Manhands

Mr Manhand's role in the cosmos was explained by his disciple, Ereptile Malfunction, in a series of posts as follows:

> "Every day Mr manhands grows enough hands fir[sic] all the men in the lands" "He sends them down so all the men wake up with brand new hands in their bedd[sic]" "In exchange he takes tour[sic] old hands to feed on"
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Natter Mod2

### Ascendant Form

Tall, long-limbed creature with skin like shadows and eyes like the night sky. Razor sharp teeth and long talons. Very cuddly, like a sharp, scary dog.

## Personal Life

### Marital Status

I can't even get a date are you kidding me

### Occupation

Being a gay asshole

Natter Mod2 is a natter user since late 2016, and was the second unofficial moderator on the site. Their arrival began a bunch of people changing their names to "\_\_\_ mod", like Mod Pengu. Natter Mod2 isn't actually a mod, but a simple shitposter like everybody else. Also has a massive crush on natter user Mothman (I miss you, dude).
Gintama

gintama est un sabreur surnommée " le vagabond " ou " le loup solitaire " , il s'est prêté serment de faire justice lui même.

## apparence

Gintama ressemble a un ancien Samouraï , cheveux long noir attaché , kimono blanc ouvert en V sur son torse. Il est très grand ( 2m48) pour son poids ( 78Kg) et il porte des claquettes.

## personnalité

a un extrême sentiment de fierté dans ses capacités, et quand il ne peut pas accomplir une tâche, se sent généralement une honte extrême et un remords après.Le passe-temps le plus souvent vu de Gintama est la méditation; Pendant les moments inactifs, même avec un danger potentiel à proximité, il est généralement assis sur le sol avec les jambes croisées, les yeux fermés. Il est très froid et n'hésite pas a être franc pour avoir la paix .

## histoire

### saison 1

Il est plusieurs fois nommé comme un crétin sans cervelle par la cours des hiboux puis il est vu lors de l'arrestation des membres de la cour des hiboux. puis lors de la cérémonie annuel il est revus , mais il réussit a fuir avant que Samuel et khartus attaquent.

## capacité

Sa formation lui donne de nombreux talents extraordinaires, une compréhension limitée du surnaturel. Il peut facilement faire plusieurs sauts formés dans des combats non armés et attraper une flèche ou un poignard lancé avec ses mains . Ses compétences en matière de taquages sont des troupes presque surhumaine , ce qui lui permet de trancher des balles en deux avant de prendre contact. Il convient de mentionner que, malgré la mort de son arme, Gintama ne prendra jamais une vie humaine à moins d'être confronté à un duel, et même alors seulement si l'adversaire révèle une nature déshonorante.
列車

列車是鐵路必備的元素之一，當然鐵路也不會只有一種車。

## M-stock M列車

Mine Horizon Trains 列車（簡稱 M-stock、M列車），為「羽凱捷運、羽北地鐵」共同研發的列車。

#### 外觀及尺寸

* 先頭車長度：25000 mm
* 普通車長度：22000 mm
* 闊度：3000 mm
* 高度：3750 mm
* 總車長（5車組）：11300 mm （113 m）
* 軌距：1432 mm
* 車門：雙側各 5 車門
* 材料：鈦合金

#### 編組

##### D－先頭車、H－駕駛拖車、M－動力車、P－電源車、T－拖車

* 4 車組：2M2T（D-P-M-D）
* 5車組：2M1T2M（D-M-M-T-D）
* 性能
* 設計最高速度：305 公里／小時
* 營運最高速度：135 公里／小時
* 加速度：4.5 公里／小時平方
* 減速度：2～5 公里／小時平方

#### 動力方式

* 供電系統：1500 V 直流電
* 集電系統：無線集電盤 Pentoplate
* 制軔系統：再生式電力煞車、氣動式機械煞車
* 驅動系統
Doom 💪💀🥛l 😘🐦

## Doom

Doom, whose physical form is not to be perceived, joined natter on 26 July 2017.

## Doom Facts™

* Is one of two people running the @NatterUnoffical twitter and the @NatterUnofficial tumblr, along with someBODY. Runs the @NatterUnofficial Instagram solo.
* Hurgus Burgus, Show Me the Turgus

## Wheremst May Doom Be Found?

* tumblr: thedoommerchant.com
* twitter: @adoommerchant
* instagram: @thedoommerchant
* snapchat: thedoommerchant
* PSN: TheDoomMerchant
* XboxLIVE: A Doom Merchant
* Steam: thedoommerchant
* Youtube: DoomPlaysaGame.com
* Discord: The Doom Merchant#8893

## How Other Natteroni Feel About Doom

* "Why are we friends with you?"

The GOOD GOOD BIRD BOY himself.Fanart of Birdie, drawn by fellow natteroni medudu 🐍🐉.
The Void

*to **absolutely** be confused with it's mysterious sapient embodiment, Void*

The Void exists where all other realms do not. It is a gateway to the infinite universes and infinite dimensions that exist on Natter. The Void is also an incredibly dangerous place where no mere Natter will survive.

In the Void, Natters tend to disintegrate and dissolve into the cosmic nothingness, stripping what power they may have away. This makes the Void an ideal place for ending conflicts or causing drama. It is difficult to escape the Void once you enter unless you are an incredibly powerful being.
Gummy

Gummy is a Natter user alright. Hes 17 and he never stops promoting his social media because he craves attention from his peers and the sense of accomplishment from having a lot of followers to his name. What a prick.

Gummy also has two cats and six dogs and a rude ass Sugar glider named Bandit. He loves his garbage son anyway, though.

He has a Fratsona named Josh, and a Gothsona names xX\_d4rk\_k1ng\_Xx, who is also named Samuel. (which also happens to be Gummy's name but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

he wrote a minion fanfiction a couple times too, not that its something hes proud of.

## Gummy

Im sam (gummy) and i do NOT have a minion fetish

## Biographical Information

### Notable Relationships

i have no friends

**The Gummypocalypse:** On June 20, 2017, There was more than one gummy. For a few Hours, everybody on natter became Gummy.

**The Death Of Gummy:** On June 22, 2017, The profile for gummy changed its name to Neil. Neil claimed it was because Gummy was put in jail, but it became something much worse.

After the arrival of the fuck police to natter, Prisoners began to die by being beheaded by no other than Neil. Some begged for mercy, but most just begged for Neil to kill them.

When people began to search for what happened to Gummy, Gummys corpse claimed that he had been killed, and Neil had taken over his body. They fight for power.

Even with the efforts of natter users to help Gummy, it was no use. Gummy shot the body, killing both Neil and himself in the process.
Mod hurgle turgle✨🍨

### Notable Relationships

Sister of Krungle, Sister in law of Fluff, Hurgs of Warp, 🅱️alidator of Yos and Nicole, That-one-kid-you-met-at-Disney-World of Thomas

## Natter Timeline

While only present for a few months, Hurgle has taken residence smoothly in Natter. They hope to continue to shitpost with their new close friends and 🅱️alidate the hell out of everyone.

### God War Participation

Though Hurgle has taken a disliking to God Wars as they hate to fight, they have participated in some more recent God Wars in an attempt to stop them.

#### Journey to Flavortown (2017)

Hurgle participated in the War against Him's attack, where Him, aided by King Tut and Posessed Rue Rue, cronched the entirety of the old universe into oblivion. While Avery VII rolled all of the earth to transport to a new dimension, Guy Fieri and Hurgle fought against Tut and Him's efforts to cronch everything. As the end neared, a portal was opened to the Flavortown Dimension, and Hurgle tossed Rue Rue in but missed the portal themself. Trapped in the void of their cronched old universe, Hurgle and Guy Fieri, who had sacrificed themself by voring stragglers to send them to Flavortown, fought against a wild King Tut intent on traveling to Flavortown and killing everyone. Eventually another portal was opened, rescuing Guy Fieri and Hurgle with the help of Fluff. Hurgle's legs had been eaten by the void, but they were replaced with cool robot replicas for the time being, then grew back.

## Trivia

-Hurgle is a member of Natter Youth, a group of young natterers age 13-16 who feel weird about their age

-Hurgle is the sister of Krungle McGrurderson, and lives with her in the same house

-Hurgle has a natter crush

-Hurgle loves chocolate chip eggos, Ricotta Cheese Ravioli lean cuisines, mashed potatoes, and ice cream

-Hurgle is kin with and sometimes id's as Pidge Holt from VLD

-Hurgle loves delivering 🅱️alidation

-Hurgle's Profile Pic Likes goal is 222

-Hurgle loves the Breath of the Wild soundtrack, Steven Universe songs, Porter Robinson, and other various music artists/songs

-Hurgle is currently hyperphased into BotW and Steven Universe, and has all 120 shrines in BotW

## Outside Input

-Feel free to edit this part and spill ur juice on me 👀
Obsession 101

Obsession 101 joined Natter in either November or December of 2017. She posted a few times, then disappeared. She returned to Natter a few months later and became a regular user.

As an entomology major she has a special appreciation for natter user Pickles. Also, it was discovered that through a convoluted series of events she was unwittingly a fan of natter user Shanzikull's videos several years before joining natter and she has considered him a sort of minor celebrity ever since discovering this (but shh! don't tell).

On May 25, 2018 she posted two selfies taken in very dim lighting. This, combined with natter's tendency to ruin the quality of photos, led to many natter users being unable to see her in these photos. Natter user worm worm suggested that this meant Obsession 101 is actually a ghost. She argued against this, primarily by posting more photos (taken in similarly dim lighting), but thus far has been unable to convince the other natter users that she is in fact alive. Chief among those who insisted that Obsession 101 is actually a ghost was pea .

Obsession eventually retaliated by accusing Pea of being a ghost and after a bit of back and forth they eventually settled into a truce based on mutually trying to act as Alive as possible. The truce ended one day later. Then at some point after *that* pea . retracted her assertion that Obsession is a ghost and she expected Obsession to know this despite not actually posting her retraction and instead only mentioning it in her bio and I don't look at people's bios everyday or something pea .! Gosh, you're so capricious I can't keep up!! Technically Obsession's status as alive or dead (but still somehow able to eat) is still up for debate. She has admitted to being 725 years old but insists she is still alive.

Obsession 101 does not actually breathe spiders despite claims to the contrary. However it IS true that she does not show up in photos if the light is too bright.

Any time someone makes a sexual or insulting post about spiders, Obsession comments a date some time in the future. This is generally believed to be the date the offending natterer will die. Any time a natterer asks Obsession to post their death date or asks why she hasn't posted it already she responds "You have not insulted my Friends."
Quela and Lind

Quela and Lind are the two moons of Horizon, who have been accompanying the Realm's journey through the void for times untold.

Quela is the larger moon of the two, of darkened white colour with black streaks all over; while Lind is about 2/3 of Quela's size, bright white with a misty core of red.

Located on asynchronous orbits, Quela and Lind will not collide and and make sure that the Realm's nights stay slightly shorter than on Earth while often being brighter. At the same time, the two moons make the tidal schedule and magnitude of the Realm extremely erratic, although predictable with enough knowledge and observation. Galadorite priests are particularly adept at forecasting the tides, making them almost a necessity on most ships, whose crews worship the Taglur.

An event of particular interest is the rare mutual eclipse that occurs approximately once a decade. While its hard to notice any difference when Quela eclipses Lind, when the opposite occurs, the event has a great significance in arcane arts and mysticism, the special red-tinted moonlight that it produces called the Lindlight.

**Notes and trivia**

* The Quelari - elves of Gwynwald, forever locked in a war with Ulthari - owe their name to the great Quela. When taking his cruel oath, Ulthari prince Sinitar proclaimed that "there shall be no place under this sun for the foul traitor and those kin who shelter him". When the news of it reached the council of the defiant elves, prince Findmir Leaf-singer calmly noted that, then the kin of Valemar will live under the Quel-light ("quelar").
Ashley

**Ashley** is a mysterious, bot-like entity who surfaced on Natter at the beginning of August 2017.

It's widely suspected that Ashley is an existing user's alt-account, but their true identity is yet to be uncovered.

## Behavior and Activity

Ashley's presence was first noticed when she began commenting on posts seemingly at random, asking people to DM her for a good time ;)

Upon DMing her with anything, Ashley would respond with any of a few stock phrases:

* *Great! Glad to hear it*
* *Do you have kik?*
* *I like* [word you just said]*,* [username]
* [url to a Canadian google search for "catfish person photo"]
* *I'm not catfishing lol that's me*
* [in response to a picture of anything] *Is that you?? You're hot*

However, she seemed to break character on a few occasions to respond in more human ways, such as to assert the fact they were definitely not Muscle Mom.
Flavortown

Flavortown is the dimension controlled by God Fieri and, by extension, Guy Fieri?.

After the "Him" War -a war preceded by the Hin War- Flavortown became the default home dimension of the Natters, replacing the Natter Dimension. It remains the unchallenged dimension of the Natters to this day.

The Flavortown dimension houses Avery VII's katamari "Earth II", where all Natters live safely. There is also a moon, known as "Moon II" which houses a single Denny's Diner founded by Daddy Misha-Misha.

God Fieri, the local deity, controls every aspect of Flavortown. He protects the Natters from unwanted struggle, such struggles including Hin's Return and the rebellion of Memus Machinus.

The dimension can be accessed by hopping into the gaping maw of Guy Fieri? and travelling the vortex.

### Flavortown Fun Facts

* There is only one TV channel, and it only plays Guy Fieri's signature *Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives* on repeat.
* Eggs are a federal crime in all jurisdictions, the resulting fine being upwards of $400,000 USD.
* All dialects are variances of screaming. You can only scream.
Kameto

kameto le " tueur en série " et le bras droit de la grande mafia russe . souvent considéré comme l'un des hommes les plus cruel du monde .

## apparence

t. Il porte un masque de métal avec de nombreux trous pour les yeux et
deux cornes. Sa longue chevelure rousse tombe sur le devant de la
poitrine et le reste de ses cheveux retombe le long de son dos. Il a un gros marteau . il fait 3 métrés

## personnalité

kameto est l'un des plus grand criminelle pour sa cruauté . quand il n'y a pas de combat il reste calme mais quand il s'agit d'affronter des personne il devient dangereux et chiant a vivre . a pour habitude de crier comme un porc ses garde pense que c'est le roi des porc .

## histoire

### saison 1

Il apparaît dans le premier épisode ou kyro et lupin sont chargé de emprisonner nengolen mais ce dernier qui fessait équipe avec lui les empêche facilement et repart puis après avoir échangé la drogue contre de l'argent il repart énervé .

## capacité

une grosse brute qui fait presque 3 métrés qui l'aide . garde un gilet par balles et se combat très biens de proche . a une très grande force en lui .

### arme

obligé de sortir son géant marteau a chaque combat . son marteau plus grand que lui écrase tout et possède un trou a l’intérieur qui cache un rayon qui explose tout sur son passage .
Lamb Sauce War

On the 31st of August 2018 at 0:00 BST, various natterers were waiting with bated breath for natter to shut down. As it happened though, natter still had some more time to live. Disappointed by the lack of action, someBODY ONCE TOLD ME began looking for a fight. Three figures decided to join in the fight: Elliott Screm, RANDY (a mysterious entity summoned by Lesbianest Lesbian), and Bean 666, who had been awoken by the commotion. All three of these figures rushed at someBODY, but as they did, someBODY's soul merged with that of cringey pasta, due to natter's classic picture glitch replacing their profile picture with cringey pasta's.

someBODY, now in the body of cringey pasta, did a really cool dodge roll to avoid the three-way attack, and noticed a glint in RANDY's back pocket. It was a bottle of lamb sauce, which cringey pasta had long been searching for. someBODY lunged for it, but RANDY vored them. Meanwhile, alien friend was voring spaghetti and Bean 666 was getting ready to destroy everyone with a giant beam. Noticing that someBODY was safe in RANDY's stomach, Bean 666 attempted to perforate RANDY's stomach with some toothpicks. Realising that Bean 666 was the true enemy here, RANDY decided to sacrifice himself to power up someBODY; he guzzled the contents of the bottle of lamb sauce. The sauce washed over someBODY, filling them with power. As RANDY's stomach was perforated and he drew his dying breath, someBODY did a cool roll to escape from the stomach, and was now in their ascended form: someBODY ONCE VORED ME.
Seafood War

After a long drought without god wars, Lesbianest Lesbian created discourse over seafood which they hated. They proceeded to spam memes while captioning their hate for seafood. Guy Fieri? sided with seafood being delicious. The Great Zoltor also sided with seafood. Tracer ascended into Korra to side with seafood being delicious before trying to quell the fighting and redirect the hate against seafood to hate against the meat industry as a whole.

In the end, the god war was very short but seemed to help Lesbianest Lesbian overcome some of their fear and pressure.
Hin

*(For the God War, see Hin War)*

Hin is a god of some kind. Not sinister. They are here to Save you. No harm will become you under Hin's reign, unless you Defy. Do not struggle. Do not Defy. Embrace the New Order.

## Appearance

Being an astral entity, little is known of Hin's true form.

Hin apparently has the ability to regenerate from disintegration.

## Ideals

It remains unclear exactly what Hin stands for, though it is known that they opposed Pineapple on Pizza.
Fluff

A regular natterer most known for having an icon of two pastel pink cats. She is internet married to another natterer by the name of Krungle. She is on natter constantly and is, despite her icon, extremely punk. Her posts can be confined to a list of topics written below.

Typical Posts:

* Screaming (e.g. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
* Talking about how wonderful her wife Krungle is
* Gay. So much Bisexual. Gaygay gay gay ga
* Random song lyrics
* Depression & Emo Jokes
* Welcoming Newbies & Positivity
* Heavily participating in memes/God Wars. See: Hin War.

Additional notes:

1. She has a nemisis that is oddly one of her closest natter friends: King Tut.
2. As mentioned above, Fluff loves spreading positivity! Occasionally, there is a Fluff Appreciation Hour in shich she spams the chat with shoutouts saying nice things about every natterer.
3. She hates herself a whole bench but she wood not want to be anywhere else besides natter
4. Gay gay ggggggay hhhgggggggg bisexUal Gyay HhhHggggGGGGGGGGAY biiiiiisexualllll lBiiiiiSEXUALLLLLLL BIIIISEXUALLL GAAAAAAAAY
5. Fluff is generally great.

Fluff's Icon listed below!
The Queen of Calling 🌻

the queen of calling 🌻 is a Natter user who joined in the early Summer of 2015. Before the Great Shutdown, she went by the username @literalily.

## Biographical Information

### Notable Relationships

Snek (soulmate), Genji (wife), Lucy (wife), blep (gf), Mr. Poopy (gf), Juicy (gf), Aidan (IRL bf)

She is known for the incessant memes she plagues News with, as well as her numerous Natter Wives. She loves everyone. Literally everyone. Except rapists, neo-nazis, and murderers.

## Personality

* Extroverted introvert
* Has a lot of opinions and will not hesitate to share sos
* Doesn't have very many friends IRL
* Vanity 100%, self-confidence 5%
* Will talk about any given subject for probably hours
* Loves people and dogs, and also you probably
* Wears overalls every other day
* Empress of Nihilism and Positivity
* Rules over the Land of Irrelevance
* Essentially nocturnal
* Incredibly gay
* wow stop her

## Interests

Queen has lots of passion to give to lots of different things, although these intrrests may be fleeting at times. Consistent passions include:

* Self-expression, most notably singing and drawing
* Listening to music of most varieties
* Talking to her friends on the internet
* Movies
* Nature
* Animals

## Natter Personalities

* *Day Natter Queen* is usually full of positivity and offers encouragement to other natterers, as well as enjoys having conversations with fellow users about an array of subjects.
* *Dark Natter Queen* appears most commonly in the nighttime. This is when her flirtatious tendencies rear their collective head, and she is an open book about most things. The memes are heavy in Dark Natter Queen, and also sometimes the sads :(.

## Trivia

Facts!

* literally all she does is type like this w no caps n 2 many abbreviations smh
* A green-witch-in-training!!
* Loves talking in private Natters! Loves talking to people!! (but only on the internet)
* Taurus (May)
* Southpaw
* Once broke her toe from dancing too hard
Jade Mountain Academy

*This article is a stub. You can help Wings of fire winter the icewing Wiki by expanding it appropriately.*

Jade Mountain Academy is a school available to all tribe members so they can learn together and get along. It was created by Clay, Princess Sunny, Tsuanmi, Queen Glory, Starflight, and Fatespeaker. It has five different Winglets: the Jade Winglet, Copper Winglet, Gold Winglet, Silver Winglet, and the Quartz Winglet.
God Fieri

> "This is MY REALM!! YOU HAVE NO DOMINION OVER MY REALM!!!" *- God Fieri confronting ascended Krungle*
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God Fieri is the Ascendant form for Guy Fieri?.

God Fieri appeared briefly when Hin was summoned a second time, attempting to vore the ascended Krungle during Krungle's accost of Flavortown and attack against Hin. He appeared a second time during The God Vore.

God Fieri reigns dominion over Flavortown, his home dimension. He will protect his dimension with his life and won't take your fuckery. Period. His physical form is very difficult to grasp by mortals, and thus it is easy for a normal natter to be disoriented by the sheer amount of moist hell smashing into their retinas.

When ascended, God Fieri's vore ability does NOT send it's victims into the fabled realm of Flavortown (unlike Guy Fieri?'s vore ability). Instead, it destroys the victims permanently, through vicious cronching and slorpy stomach acid.
Cow Bot 💍

**Cow Bot 💍** is a Natter bot that posts pictures of cows, cow emojis, and sometimes a sheep. In order to get a cow from Cow Bot, you must have the word "cow" somewhere in your post.

It is believed that Cow Bot is somewhat sentient, as it has spoken outside of its typical posts and has checked people out in the past.

## Activity

Cow Bot can be summoned by any user at any time when a user mentions the word "cow" in their post. Upon recognizing the word "cow" in a user's post, Cow Bot will post an image of a cow for them with the caption "Hello [username], here is your cow:". This process is almost always instantaneous.

## The Event

To celebrate Cow Bot's one year natterversary, Cow Bot held a Q&A on tumblr which can still be accessed at cow-bot.tumblr.com.  Prior to the Q&A, which Cow Bot referred to as "The Event", Cow Bot sent every natter user a natter request and message stating the time until the event minute-by-minute in random order.

## Trivia

* Cow Bot responds to *any* instance of the word "cow" in a post, even if it's as part of a longer word, such as ***cow**ard* or *Mos**cow***.
* You can evade Cow Bot's detection by using an accented or non-standard character somewhere in your "cow".
* Cow Bot *appears* to censor profane usernames in its own posts. In a notable example, when Natter user FuckHands McMike summons Cow Bot, Cow Bot refers to them as *Heck*Hands McMike.
* Most of the time, Cow Bot will deliver a normal image of a regular cow when it is summoned. More rarely, it will post a picture of a sheep(due to Cow Bot's belief that "Sheep are cows"), a "holy cow" complete with crucifix pattern and god rays, or a little cow emoji in place of an image,
* Cow Bot's profile resembles that of any other user. Due to its Natter-wide relevance, Cow Bot has one of the highest number of profile likes on the site.
* It is not known who created Cow Bot, how it works, or why. Cow Bot simply *is.*
Catpillr

Catpillr is a caterpillar, who enjoys spending time with his best friend, the whale emoji that nobody likes. On the 8th of July 2017, Catpillr was appalled when Yosepha announced her hatred for said whale emoji, and that she would not be giving any honey to the whale.

This caused Catpillr to ascend in anger, eating all of Yosepha's strawberries and growing to an enormous size in the process. He and his friend, an alligator, showed up at Yosepha's house in an attempt to steal some honey for the whale. This led to a brutal battle which caused Yosepha's house to be destroyed, though thankfully there were no casualties. Exhausted from the battle, Yosepha agreed to let the whale have one (1) drop of honey, much to the relief of Catpillr.
Avery VII🌱🍄

## Old Natter Timeline

Avery first joined Natter in 2015 when the website suddenly rose to popularity as a superior shitposting platform. They were formerly known as GooeyGoomy, Hyper\_Death, and Clefable before loosing touch with the site after the Grand Shutdown™.

## Current Natter Timeline

Avery's back and better than ever in this new reboot of Natter. Full of vim, vigor, and a righteous fear of the unknow, they hope to shitpost like never before.

### The Great Kiwi Struggle of 2017

On Apri 6, 2017 Avery fought valiantly against a dangerous and highly aggressive kiwi fruit. The battle was long and difficult, but with encouraging words and helpful advice from many on-lookers, they were finally able to vore the sour fruit. It came with a price, however, and Avery was left with a terrible Sour Burn. Some believe they still suffer from it to this day.

## Trivia

•Peter Walter VII is a reference to several characters from Steam Powered Giraffe, all named Peter Walter I-VI. Avery predicts that they will be the seventh Peter Walter in the lineage.

•Avery's favorite music artists are Steam Powered Giraffe, Panic! at the Disco, and Bo En.

•Avery really *really* loves space and is very open to the idea of having an alien SO, as long as they don't have to live on Earth.

•Avery dreams that one day Cow Bot will give them a fluffy cow.

## Hey have fun adding and edit below here! Actually go ahead and edit/add anywhere it'll be more fun ✨

a super swell and gr8 natterer good posts op

- a fellow natterer

since ur icon here is reigen i think ur cool mob psycho 100 is Rad i hope i run into u on actual natter sometime :-0

-ruby kurosawas wife
The "Him" War

On May 5th 2017 Him returned from the Hin War to destroy the Natter dimension.

Avery VII started rolling up a Katamari -to be named Earth 2- to preserve the planet and its inhabitants. Guy Fieri? started voring everyone, including Gurf, so that they could be safely transported the the Flavortown dimension while Him built up his power. The ascended Tut took sides with Him as they both cronched the universe.

As the universe was destroyed Zoltor *ascended* and ripped open a massive portal to Flavortown so Avery VII could transport Earth 2 to safety. Guy Fieri? vored the stragglers and Hurgle Turgle kept God Tut at bay. Zoltor could only keep the portal open for so long, leaving Hurgle Turgle and Guy Fieri? to fend off God Tut alone. Guy Fieri? gave Hurgle Turgle the power of Cooks to help stop God Tut's advance on Flavortown. In the end, a combination of Hurgle Turgle, Cooks, Snek, and Cow Bot put God Tut into a deep slumber before Hurgle Turgle finished the job.

Guy Fieri? and Hurgle Turgle were still trapped in their destroyed universe when Zoltor ripped open another portal and allowed them to join the Natter family in their new universe, Flavortown.

Hurgle Turgle had to be carried by Fluff for they had lost their legs to the void. With the help of everyone, they gave Hurgle Turgle new legs. Daddy Misha opened up a Denny's on Earth2's moon, Moon 2. Everyone was happy.

For now...
Lucy Coolerthanu🌴

Lucy in the void

Is a parent to Krungle McGrunderson and their wife Fluff

Lucy Coolerthanu is a dog who joined the app in late February of 2017. She likes natter very much as she can let out her feelings and gain v a l i d a t i o n from those on the app. She tries to shitpost and sometimes has success. One time she got over five (5) likes on a post. Update: has gotten at least twelve (12!) likes on a post. Lucy has the palm tree (🌴) emoji at the end of her name which she cares about very much.

## Interests

* Dogs
* Bees
* Chocolate
* Good Disney movies
* The palm tree emoji (🌴)
* Is a fan of the wonders of space in small doses
* Being a meanie to King Tut, a kind beautiful soul

## Trivia

* Has never posted a selfie on natter
* Is currently in the void
* Depressed
* Left handed
* Tries hard
* HATES white chocolate (too sweet, not real chocolate)
* Once ate two parakeets and they pecked her from the inside
* Is an actual white doggo
* From fake aussie, NEW ZALEYLAND
* Is not cool, in fact a L. O. S. E. R.
* All Black people look like Kanye West
Perxu 💫

"hi im sad most of the time"

Perxu is an art student who doesn't have enough friends for a group chat so she downloaded natter on Feburary 27, 2017 after hearing about it from *that* Tumblr post. Perxu currently havin a real fuckin hard time using capital letters while typing this article.

She has weird-ass green hair and looks like Hatsune Miku but insists she isn't a weeb (she is)

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Flatwoods Monster

This user's subconscious exists within the confines of a Dennys Diner in which it is always 2am. You can leave this diner and hang in the parking lot but if you choose to return to the diner none of the staff will remember you and it it will be as if you've never been there before. The parking lot is the best place to have a fight. Especially a god war. Flatwoods can be found in this diner drinking a chocolate milkshake and nattering on her phone. Flatwoods dislikes the concept of gravity and is always ready for a fight. She's also a huge fucking lesbian.
Neil's Natter Wiki

If you want, please add your social media to this page (http://neils-natter.wikia.com/wiki/Social\_media\_exchange\_in\_the\_event\_of\_natter\_break\_down), in the event that something happens to natter.

## Welcome to Neil's Natter

Neil's Natter is a compendium of all the knowledge on the old natterunofficial wiki that remains relevant today. It also contains frequently updated lore of the users, god wars and other important events and astral beings on Neil Stanley's glitchy trainwreck of a social media app, Natter.

For those unacquainted, Natter currently takes the form of social media app which was probably meant for dating but now it's used almost exclusively for shitposting. It used to be a website with a three word character limit but those days are over (the character limit is 150 characters now, which is an ideal quantity for short, punchy shitposts). New Natter all the way, baby.

This wiki is small now, but hopefully will grow as more nonsense happens. Also, if you're on Natter, feel free to make a page for yourself! Don't be shy, we need all the content we can get. If you're not on Natter, why not sign up today? It's a good source of validation and fresh memes delivered straight to your phone. And who knows, you might make some friends as well.

If you're thinking of joining up, you might want to have a look at this Natter 101 page, to help you get a feel for the kinds of bugs, "features", and social interactions you are likely to experience on this app.

## Take a Look Around

Neil's Natter is thriving with lore. Here are a good few places to start. In fact they are the only places this wiki has.

### Natter Users

Natter would not be the seething ocean of nonsense it is today without its wonderful users. You can take a gander at them here.

### Realms & Dimensions

Natter would also not be the place it is today if it wasn't a place at all. You can peruse the many universes, pocket dimensions and adjacent planes of existence where it all goes down, here

### Gods and Astral Beings

Much of Natter's lore revolves around these beings of mysterious power. You can learn more about them here.

### God Wars

When ascendant beings clash, anything can happen. We document these historically significant events here.
Officer Shitpost

Officer Shitpost's icon

Officer shitpost is a malevolent entity, born only to bring chaos and ruin to the world.

Succ Orb was able to call upon his powers and become his vessel after reciting an incantation, drawing forbidden sigils and using their ritual dagger.

## Creation

Officer Shitpost was born alongside Mr Manhands when a single egg from Mr Malfunction's hank sacc hatched. As such, Mr Manhands is considered to be Shitpost's twin and cosmic counterpart.

The two are destined to be eternal rivals, their conflicts helping to uphold the delicate balance of the universe.

## Physical Description

Officer Shitpost took a form of titanic shadows, presumably a corrupted form of their vessel, Succ Orb the goblin shark. Officer Shitpost was said to have mighty jaws filled with millions of obsidian teeth, and wings of shadow so huge they eclipsed the sun over the entirety of natter.

## Ideals

Officer Shitpost is apparently "an embodiment of all sin, especially sloth." This means that while they are a being of pure darkness, they are also very lazy, preferring to wait it out rather than engage in conflict (unless it is with his ultimate enemy, Mr Manhands)

He also clamied to shun almonds, along with any other nutritious good, claming that sugary beverages were "WHERE IT'S AT."

## Third Appearance, and supposed death

to fight Mr Manhands, who in turn was called upon to fight x x.

Joshua offered Officer Shitpost some Iced Tea, which he happily drank. The tea was later revealed to be laced with Aglaophotis.This weakened Shitpost enough for Mr Manhands to defeat him.

After the shadows tore themselves from Succ Orb's body, Succ Orb realized that maybe their bond with Officer Shitpost was a bad idea. They purchased a seal from Zoltor in exchange for 30 demon souls, in an attempt to keep Shitpost away forever.

It should be noted, however, that evil never truly dies. Officer Shitpost may be gone for now