Episode 60: "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg

**Video:**
1:00:06

**Video:**
2021-08-25 12-32-04.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Humanities constant driving around has created too much green house gas which is melting the icebergs. Water levels are rising! What the hell are you gonna do? Nothing and die? Or will you come up with a solution to create new icebergs? Your choice, but we chose to save the planet: Flush: The World Wide Iceberg

## Idea Details

* Idea: Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: Well, uh, it's funny that uh one of your ads was for Eagle Eye, uh because uh this is my idea for this week, it's called the Eagle Eye binocular. It's a wearable tech, it's actually already been invented, uh and we've invested in it. (Josiah: "You've alr- so you've already made this?") Yeah. This is something that we've made. (Josiah: " 'We ma-' - who is 'we'?") Globe Hell. We're now part of this. (Josiah: "I wasn't aware of this.") Well you are now. So this is a binocular, it just goes over one eye, it's like an eyepatch. (Josiah: "Is this real?") Yeah. You can zoom in, you can make - you can mark, you can uh - it'll g- read out distance for you. Uh very exciting. Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech. Check it out. Uh very excited. Thank you so much for listening, everyone. Do you wanna play devil, I guess, before we finish?
* Timetable: Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech has already been invented by Drew after having been invested in by Globe Hell Warning.
* Idea details:
	+ Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech is a binocular that goes over one eye, similar to an eyepatch.
	+ With Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech, one is able to zoom in, mark, and have distances read out to you.

* Idea: "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: The problem is is that this is caused by man's warming of the Earth. Um these icebergs are getting hotter and hotter and they are falling apart. (Josiah: "I've heard of iceberg lettuce, but uh -") Well you've also heard of icebergs. (Josiah: " 'Let us -' ") I know for a fact you've heard of icebergs. (Josiah: " 'Let us -' ") Don't pretend that you're - you've made it to this point in your life and you've only heard of iceberg lettuce. You know about icebergs. (Josiah: "Well I'm just trying to say that they 'let us' - iceber- they l- the iceberg 'let us' do dis to it from bias.") I mean, you can even see in this video how this is causing waves, and this is causing the ocean to rise. And that's the - (Josiah: "It's just absolutely stunning. Just gorgeous.") No, that's the big issue, Josiah. The oceans are rising because these icebergs are breaking apart. Here it is in slow motion. And, God, it's awe-inspiring. (Josiah: "I have a question already.") What's up? (Josiah: "You ever drink a glass of water with ice in it?") Yeah. (Josiah: "Have you ever done that?") Yeah. (Josiah: "When the ice melts in the glass of water, -") Mhm. Mhm. (Josiah: "- uh I ain't no scientist, but the ice - the w- when the ice melts in the glass of water, the water doesn't overflow. It stays at the same height, doesn't it?") Yeah, but you drink it. (Josiah: "What do you mean?") You drink the ice. Or, you drink the water. (Josiah: "So how come this ice melting in this cup, glass half full -") But look how big this ice is. This ice is so much bigger. (Josiah: "Oh, so you're saying it's too big for a cup.") Yeah. Well, this - yeah, of course, there's no way it's - (Josiah: " '2 big, 1 cup'.") Well that's not the point I'm trying to make. The point I'm trying to make is that y- the icebergs are falling apart, they're falling into the ocean, the ocean is rising, you clearly see that. And that's gonna be a problem because then the water's gonna go out in the Earth, on the planet, and it's gonna rise. There's another reason why water is uh - or, the oceans are rising. Uh, smaller contribution, but it is - this is toilet water being dumped into the ocean from a boat. (Josiah: "Oh! Oh, kind of a - and they, sort of as a ode to the toilet, they kind of made it look like a little uh cock doing it.") Well, I think that's just how it looks. (Josiah: "Look at that spray! Wow. That is really nice. So tell me more about this video.") So this is, again, contributing to the ocean uh sea levels by uh - (Josiah: "They're just blasting all that uh piss and shit and cum into the -") Yeah, and if you can imagine the - I mean, the World Wide Train is gonna be doin- dumpin stuff in there, too! (Josiah: "What's your point?") Well, my idea, Josiah, first of all, you're probably gonna think, maybe, OK, so you're gonna ban uh - (Josiah: "Icebergs.") - dumping - (Josiah: "Oh.") - pee-pee and poo-poo in the toilet? No, I want *more* going in. I want *more* stuff from the toilet going into the ocean, and that's not happening right now. (Josiah: "So you're saying some people would be against this. First of all. Is what you're - you're deviling that, because some people would be against the spray.") Yeah, because we're talking about the rising ocean levels, and I'm saying this contributes to it. (Josiah: "So people - right, but so people would say the ocean - there's already too much water and ice in the ocean, and now you're wanting to add p- uh poo-poo into it? And that sort of - that's not - like, you gotta stop doing that, because - I'm doing a devil impression, I don't necessarily - I haven't picked sides yet, but my imaginary devil that I am bedeviling is saying this, that you should stop doing a phallic tube of diarrhea and vomit into the ocean.") Right. But I'm saying do it. And do it *more*. Cause look - (Josiah: "So why would they be saying to not do it? Be just too much stuff in there?") Cause it - just too much stuff. Would raise the ocean level too much. Here's the thing, Josiah. I have an idea for how we can solve the issue - the rising tides. And that's going to be, basically turning toilets into ice machines, like ice makers, that will freeze any pee or anything like that, and it'll go - take it directly into the ocean. Every toilet going to the exact same spot. All the waste going to the same spot. Turned into ice through some process, having some sort of like CO2 uh thing in the pipes, and shooting the ice out, all into the same spot. All that ice is gonna get melted together and become one giant iceberg. That iceberg, we'll keep contributing to it, that's gonna make up for all the other icebergs that are melting, and thus uh the ocean levels will not rise. Hello? (Josiah: "So you're saying - lemme just see if I understand this correctly. Instead of a loo or bog or toilet, as we call it over here in civilization, it'll be some sort of new hybrid toilet/ice maker, that will flush all of the shit and piss to one central iceberg area, and it will create a sort of sludgy uh - kind of like the shovelings of a Tim Horton's parking lot that never melt because it's just such a large pile. And that will, thus, we're gonna replace the icebergs with our own waste.") Yeah. It'll be like that stuff that collects on the back of your uh car tires when it snows. And you have to kick it off. (Josiah: "But made of shit and piss.") But ice and snow, as well. Because it's gonna pass through. Essentially, what I envision, Josiah, is it's going to - you're going to shit in the toilet - shit or piss - you flush it, it's going - goes down the tube, it enters a certain uh portion of the pipe uh where a CO2 blast freezes it, and then that shoots directly into the ocean. So it should be a fairly simple system. You have a one toilet, one pipe, going to the ocean, uh I see no issues, I think we can do this. We have this iceberg, this iceberg that has basically saved humanity because it's lowering - it's keeping the sea levels and not causing mass flooding. It's gonna become like a World Wide - well, to use the term 'World Wide', it's gonna be the world's iceberg, almost. It's gonna be something that's beloved around the world. (Josiah: "Well it's made of - it's made of the wor- the - n-the world made it! We caused the problem, so let's solve it!") Exactly Exactly. So I think we should call it "Flush", "Flush", the Ice Berg.
* Timetable: The first thing that needs to happen is getting the CO2 blaster set up. Then the murderer needs to be found and turned into a 'turderer'. After that, "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg should be coming very soon.
* Idea details:
	+ Ocean levels are rising because of melting icebergs. To solve that problem, The World Wide Ice Berg will be made of piss and shit.
		- Note: It is unclear if Drew forgot about his previous idea, World Wide Ark, or if this is a way to hedge his bets by trying to solve the problem but still benefiting if it potentially fails.
	+ All the piss and shit and cum and puke that normally gets flushed down toilets will instead enter a new portion of the pipe where a CO2 blast freezes it and then that shoots directly into the ocean.
		- Note: It is unclear what this means for World Wide Wipes, which involved a new system of only flushing the toilet once a month to conserve water.
	+ All the frozen waste will be shot out into the same spot to create The World Wide Ice Berg.
	+ The World Wide Ice Berg will be in the center of the Earth along the Equator, like World Wide Train (noun).
	+ Changing the pipes thusly will make it so the users of the toilets don't have to change anything in their daily behavior. All that will occur is a switching of the pipes to allow for the freezing of waste and then the creation of The World Wide Ice Berg.
	+ The World Wide Ice Berg will be named "Flush" and it will be beloved around the world.
	+ "Flush" will be made out of whatever gets flushed down the toilet, not just piss and shit and cum and puke, but also potentially boogers or chicken noodle soup, etc.
	+ If people are grossed out by the color of "Flush", we can paint it or something so it looks different.
	+ Similar to the button on an ice maker, the world will have a button that allows someone to push it when the amount of icebergs is running low, like a frozen shit and cum dispenser. This will create more of The World Wide Ice Berg, thereby preventing the problem.
	+ The person in charge of running the shit and cum dispenser button will sit underground by the pipes. Since it is not a very fun job, a prisoner will be forced to do it. It may be a trigger instead of a button. The prisoner will be unofficially referred to as 'the turderer' and will have to wear an executioner's mask.
	+ If you put your ear up to "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg, it will sound like a very loud slowed-down stomach gurgling sound effect.
	+ The turderer may be someone who committed murder in an as-yet unsolved murder. When the fans solve the murder, that murder will become the turderer.

## Devil Play

* Josiah played devil on Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech by requesting that Drew inform him ahead of time of his ideas so they do not play advertisements of the ideas they're hawking in the episode, because they do not want biased binocs.
	+ Drew said they don't want biased binocs, they want 'you buy binocs'.
* Josiah played an imaginary devil that was saying we should stop doing a phallic tube of diarrhea and vomit into the ocean because there's already too much water and ice in the ocean.
	+ Drew agreed that was the imaginary devil and restated his position, which is that we should actually be blasting *more* piss and shit and cum and puke into the ocean.
	+ Josiah said he liked that because he thought of Drew as being a disruptor.
* Josiah had to play devil by pointing out that if the piece of shit prisoner murderer (nicknamed 'the turderer') is sitting underground with frozen pieces of shit, they're gonna fashion a knife out of the frozen shit and do something epic with it.
	+ Drew acknowledged this is something about life, and it could be epically win or epically fail. He added that sometimes you have to flip a coin and said that it would be unlikely.
	+ Josiah clarified Drew's stance that it is unlikely that an angry prisoner who's being forced to play with the entire world's shit all day could resort to doing something epically bad.
	+ Drew noted that the prisoner wouldn't be playing with the shit, he would just be in a room with a trigger that he pulls when the world needs more of The World Wide Ice Berg. Most of the time, he would be sitting in his cell.
	+ Josiah said he would be sitting there stewing and envisioning stabbing someone in the jugular with a frozen knife made of shit.
	+ Drew said he would not have the ability to do this.
	+ Josiah said they should keep him constipated all day to remove the chance of it happening.
	+ Drew agreed and said opioids cause constipation so they would keep him drugged up with heroin.
	+ Josiah said it could just be something like hardboiled eggs. But he said this was his only devil and liked the idea.
* Josiah immediately had one more important devil, which was to say that if the problem with icebergs is that they melt, then this idea of adding more frozen shit and piss to the pile would eventually lead to all of it melting and going into the ocean as well.
	+ Drew said they would just have to keep adding more and more.
	+ Josiah noted that then The World Wide Ice Berg would keep getting bigger and bigger, leading to a new Ice Age.
	+ Drew responded this wouldn't happen because it would melt.
	+ Josiah asked where it will go when it melts.
	+ Drew said it goes into the ocean and so they add more frozen.
	+ Josiah noted that he knows nothing about water and asked if we drink ocean water and whether this will affect that, asked if the shipping crates (or 'shitting' crates) are going through more shit then would that cause another boat to get stuck in a canal.
	+ Drew said he didn't think so since most will sink to the bottom and get eaten by fish.
	+ Josiah asked if our products will become smell like shit.
	+ Drew noted that Josiah was focusing on the disgusting when he wants to focus on the beautiful since there's something beautiful about having a new iceberg because ice is beautiful.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew listened to some ads for different podcasts that are now on the Globe Hell Family Podcast Network and wanted to advertise on Globe Hell Warning this week, including:
	+ The Chat & Chill Podcast
	+ First Gen Farmer
	+ unintelligible goat podcast
	+ CBC Podcast ad for HP Printers
	+ The Healthy Living Podcast ad for the Ninja Foodi Multi-Cooker
	+ The Boom Reexamined
	+ The Board and Wire Podcast
	+ an ad for Eagle Eyes Sunglasses
	+ an ad for IPSY makeup
	+ The Tim Ferris Show ad for Wealthfront
	+ an ad for Minecraft
	+ unintelligible ad for Community Spirit
* World Wide Feed
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Eagle Eye Sunglasses Review" about a review and visual clarity test for the Eagle Eye Sunglasses.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech" about Drew's idea this week, the Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Large Iceberg Breaking near Ilulissat" about
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Toilet water being dumped into ocean" about toilet water on my ship being dumped into the ocean Jajaj cakes.
* Josiah and Drew started to watch a video called "Where Does Your Sewage Go? | I Didn't Know That" about visiting the Becton Sewage Treatment Works—one of Europe's biggest plants—which processes sewage from 3.4 million Londoners into water clean enough to return to the Thames.
* Josiah and Drew rewatched "Toilet water being dumped into ocean" many times.
* Josiah and Drew watched "Where Does Your Sewage Go? | I Didn't Know That".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Ice Makers Machines Sound Effects FREE Downloads - FREE TO USE SOUNDS" about oyalty-free sounds in high-quality.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Ice Dispenser Sound Effect (Cubes) (1 Hour)".
* Josiah and Drew rewatched "Ice Makers Machines Sound Effects FREE Downloads - FREE TO USE SOUNDS" a few times.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to Build a CO2 Cryo Gun to Shoot Snow and Ice!" about a cryo gun that shoots liquid carbon dioxide and CO2 gas using a CO2 tank and supplies from the hardware store.
* Josiah referred to a diorama as a panorama.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "The Explorer who used a Knife made of his own Poop to Escape from the Ice" about the most epic, legendary explorer that ever lived.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Did you know that ice can sing? - Ice sounds - Singing ice" about how for as long as I have lived here I have been so deeply fascinated by these sounds.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Stomach Sound Effects All Sounds".

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "It's a rat eating its own king. Uh. Well it's a rat ki- here's a rat king and that's - I'm sick of that cause it's the damn - we need a rat queen! You know?"
* "Drew, before we get into the episode this week, we are f- reporting live from Globe Hell Warning uh Pod- Family Podcast Network, uh and this is a very exciting development for this show, we've actually got some ads. Uh we've got some ads. So, you know, we'll talk about the revenue stream later, the revenue from it, but there's quite a few ads to get through right off the top, so..."
* "You know, some people on Patreon, they say you don't have to hear the ads if you're on the Patreon, but I think we all owe it to these advertisers to listen to the ads. So, you know, there's just a few ad- maybe about a dozen ads to get through, so let's just get into it with some podcast ads."
* "A lot of guys uh don't know how to find the 'lit' is what a - a thing I th- sort of a joke about uh reading."
* [On the topic of Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech] "I - I mean, first of all, I guess if I did have to play devil, I would say you should let me know these things ahead of time because it's gonna make us look biased if we're playing ads for the products that we're also hawking. And we don't wanna appear biased uh. No one wants a biased binoc."
* [On the topic of bias as it relates to Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech] "We don't want a biased binoc, but we want them to 'buy *this* binoc'."
* [On the topic of bias as it relates to Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech] "And we would like more BIPOC. That word-play probably works more written out but..."
* [On the topic of the sound of a large iceberg breaking] "It's Drew's toilet. It's Drew's uh stomach grumbling. It's the sound of Drew jacking off."
* "I'm a bit of a cinephile, which specifically means I like Roman Polanski."
* [On the topic of icebergs] "I've heard of iceberg lettuce, but uh -"
* [On the topic of the size of icebergs] "Oh, so you're saying it's too big for a cup. '2 big, 1 cup'."
* "Oh! Oh, kind of a - and they, sort of as a ode to the toilet, they kind of made it look like a little uh cock doing it."
* "They're just blasting all that uh piss and shit and cum into the -"
* [On the topic of piss and shit and cum being blasted out of a boat into the ocean] "It almost looks like it's nature's air freshen- nature's urinal puck in there."
* "Cuss like the mouth of a sailor and the heart of a... saint."
* [On the topic of piss and shit and cum being blasted out of a boat into the ocean] "It's not - yeah, it does have a puke-y uh look. But I'm trying to think, how many people th- I mean, I make that much of a spray in a weekend, if not a day."
* [On the topic of piss and shit and cum being blasted out of a boat into the ocean] "Maybe there's just a guy sitting by the tu- in front of the tube just blasting it out."
* "So people - right, but so people would say the ocean - there's already too much water and ice in the ocean, and now you're wanting to add p- uh poo-poo into it? And that sort of - that's not - like, you gotta stop doing that, because - I'm doing a devil impression, I don't necessarily - I haven't picked sides yet, but my imaginary devil that I am bedeviling is saying this, that you should stop doing a phallic tube of diarrhea and vomit into the ocean."
* "I love the toilet!"
* "I didn't know if they use the word 'ocean' in the UK. I thought they might call it like, \*in a British accent\* 'the crystal clear blo- bog' or something."
* "So you're saying - lemme just see if I understand this correctly. Instead of a loo or bog or toilet, as we call it over here in civilization, it'll be some sort of new hybrid toilet/ice maker, that will flush all of the shit and piss to one central iceberg area, and it will create a sort of sludgy uh - kind of like the shovelings of a Tim Horton's parking lot that never melt because it's just such a large pile. And that will, thus, we're gonna replace the icebergs with our own waste."
* "OK, my first question, uh, it's not - I'm not playing devil yet, but my first question is how many icebergs are there that we're trying to - like, I feel like there's only like, what, two icebergs: north and south?"
* "How many icebergs do we *need* to have, I guess is a - maybe a better question."
* "What if we make *too many* icebergs and then we have another problem where there's not enough ocean."
* "What else is the ocean used for, other than icebergs, I guess, also? I just don't know much about the topic."
* "Uhh so you're saying that we need to pump all of our shit and piss, and are we allo- are people allowed to cum into the toilet anymore?"
* "We're just switching the pipes. We're putting a Mario Warp Pipe for piss into the ocean."
* "Are they called 'animals' still, if they're cold? I think of animals as being more of like a zoo - like a dog. Not like a cold - cold things seem more like fish to me."
* [On the topic of the person whose job it is to sit underground by the pipes and push the button for the shit and cum dispenser that creates more of The World Wide Ice Berg when the amount of icebergs in the world is running low] "I think it should probab- it's probably not a very fun job. Probably should be a prisoner who has to do it, or something. Yeah, you don't wanna be the - I mean, I think anyone who wants that job is probably a pretty nasty person; it should not be encouraged, so..."
	+ Note: This follows in a long line of Josiah's ideas that involve forced labor for people who get into trouble, after the Printerns at World Wide Train (verb), the misbehaving children who stitch together the dirty World Wide Wipes, and the tribe of prisoners who are chained together on Tabulation Island.
* "People will probably travel from all over to just put their ear up to that frozen shit pile."

### Drew

* "Looks like it's politics as usual. Looks like the left is eating itself again."
* "I'm not reading any of the lib garbage."
* "You can zoom in, you can make - you can mark, you can uh - it'll g- read out distance for you. Uh very exciting. Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech. Check it out. Uh very excited. Thank you so much for listening, everyone. Do you wanna play devil, I guess, before we finish?"
* [On the topic of bias as it relates to Eagle Eye binocular- wearable tech] "Oh, we want to - we want to - we want to buy - we want to buy us - we want - we want - we want to bu- we want - you buy - we want you - we don't want bias - we don't want t- t- to be biased, but we do want you to buy us. Buy - um um we want more 'you buy binocs'."
* [In response to Josiah saying he's only heard of iceberg lettuce] "Well you've also heard of icebergs. I know for a fact you've heard of icebergs. Don't pretend that you're - you've made it to this point in your life and you've only heard of iceberg lettuce. You know about icebergs."
* [On the topic of piss and shit and cum being blasted out of a boat into the ocean] "Yeah, and if you can imagine the - I mean, the World Wide Train is gonna be doin- dumpin stuff in there, too!"
* [On the topic of piss and shit and cum being blasted out of a boat into the ocean] "Look at that piss uh."
* [On the topic of piss and shit and cum being blasted out of a boat into the ocean] "Well, it's gotta be a mix of everything that's in there. Probably some puke, too!"
* [On the topic of piss and shit and cum being blasted out of a boat into the ocean] "Yeah, this could just be a livestream of me spraying diarrhea out."
* "Well, my idea, Josiah, first of all, you're probably gonna think, maybe, OK, so you're gonna ban uh dumping pee-pee and poo-poo in the toilet? No, I want *more* going in. I want *more* stuff from the toilet going into the ocean, and that's not happening right now."
* "You think I'm gonna go one way, I'm gonna go the other, all right? With a smirk on my face, thinking, 'OK, these guys are still in the box while I'm out here. In the shit.' "
* "Essentially, what I envision, Josiah, is it's going to - you're going to shit in the toilet - shit or piss - you flush it, it's going - goes down the tube, it enters a certain uh portion of the pipe uh where a CO2 blast freezes it, and then that shoots directly into the ocean. So it should be a fairly simple system. You have a one toilet, one pipe, going to the ocean, uh I see no issues, I think we can do this."
* "And I think if there's a problem with the fact that it is made of, like, piss, shit, and cum, and diarrhea, and puke, um, and so it's gonna look gross -"
* [In response to Josiah's question about what happens if you flush a condom] "Well, don't flush condoms. Also don't flush uh women's hygienic stuff. Like their whatever it's - they're called. Their lady diapers."

## Trivia

* This is the second idea of Drew's to revolve around the melting of the icecaps, after Episode 52: World Wide Ark.
* This is the third idea of Drew's to involve dumping piss and shit into the ocean, after Episode 1: World Wide Train and Episode 4: World Wide Potluck.
* This is the second idea discussed on the show to involve storing up large amounts of piss and shit from toilets, after Episode 37: World Wide Wipes.
* This is the second episode title that says 'The World Wide...' instead of simply 'World Wide...', after Episode 11: The World Wide Boy, which was also one of Drew's episode ideas.
* This is the first episode with a quoted word in the episode title.
* This is the first episode with a colon in the episode title, after the one that normally follows the episode number.
	+ Note: The colon in the episode title is perhaps a play on words, given the subject matter that revolves around what comes out of the human colon.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled 'Episode 60: "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg', while the video version is titled 'Episode 60: "Flush": The World Wide Iceberg'.
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen due to the tendency of greater episode title accuracy in the audio versions of episodes released thus far.
* The episode title for the audio format refers to ' "Flush": The World Wide Ice Berg', the episode title for the video format refers to ' "Flush": The World Wide Iceberg', the episode description refers to 'Flush: The World Wide Iceberg', the in-episode idea title at the bottom of the screen refers to ' "FLUSH": The World Wide Iceberg', and the episode art refers to ' "FLUSH": The World Wide IceBerg', the discrepancies between all of which are as yet unexplained.