Crow Hand

It exists in its own universe and is *not* part of the Crypt Monster Universe or the Featured Creature series.

## Crow Hand

I told you not to pick up that crow thing!

## Production Information

### Release Date

* November 29th, 2014 (original premiere date)
* March 4th, 2016 (Facebook)
* April 12th, 2017 (YouTube)

### Producer(s)

* Brian Lonano
* Blake Myers
* Victoria Cook

### Cast

* Jason Vail
* Caitlin Mcphail

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***Crow Hand!!!*** is a 2014 black comedy film written and directed by Brian Lonano, produced by Robot Hand Films, and rereleased by Crypt TV. It stars Jason Vail and Caitlin Mcphail.

The film was originally released on November 29th, 2014 at the Horrorvision Spanish Horror-Trash Film Festival in Spain, and was later rereleased at several film festivals around the world before its final premiere at the Tulsa Overground Film Festival on March 27th, 2016. The film was rereleased on Crypt TV's Facebook page on March 4th, 2016, and on their YouTube channel on April 12th, 2017.

## Summary

A husband gets more than he bargains for when he picks up a mysterious crow totem off the ground, much to his wife's chagrin.

## Plot

The film opens with a black title card with the words "based on a true story" in white font.

A couple walks to their car after a shopping trip. Jason, who is carrying several shopping bags, tries to get out his car keys, but drops them on the ground. He goes to pick them up and finds a crow-shaped talisman on the ground next to his keys. He tells his wife, Caitlin, to come look at "this weird crow thing", and Caitlin tells him that it's creepy. Jason picks up the talisman against Caitlin's protests, and then picks up his keys. As he picks the shopping bags back up, he suddenly drops what he's holding and screams in pain. The crow talisman has begun to fuse with his hand, and as Caitlin asks if he's alright, a wing sprouts from his palm and blood sprays in his face. He staggers back, screaming that blood got in his nose. Caitlin takes a picture with her phone as a bloody crow sprouts from his hand.

Caitlin reacts in disgust, saying that she told him not to pick it up. The crow caws and notices her, and begins dragging Jason towards Caitlin. They both start screaming, Jason being dragged and the wife staying where she is and swinging her purse at the crow hand. The crow reaches her and tears her throat out. The wife staggers toward the camera, covered in her own blood before collapsing on the pavement. Jason stares in horror at Caitlin's corpse, and the crow looks at him and caws. The crow then attacks him and tears out his left eye, tossing it on the pavement as Jason screams in pain. Jason, covered in blood and surrounded by gore, falls to his knees in the parking lot and screams "*Crow hand!!!*".

## Trivia

* *Crow Hand!!!* is also available on Amazon Prime, though not available in the United States.

## References

1. ↑ "Crow Hand (2014)." IMDb, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4084842/releaseinfo?ref\_=tt\_dt\_rdat
2. ↑ Crypt TV. “LOOK AT THAT CROW HAND | I TOLD YOU NOT TO PICK UP THAT CROW THING CryptTV.com/signup | By Crypt TV.” Facebook, Crypt TV; March 4th, 2016.
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Crypt TV. "Crow Hand | Funny Short Film | Crypt TV." YouTube, Crypt TV; April 12th, 2017.
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Named after actor for posterity. Production name unconfirmed.