Weekend at Obasan's/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode starts off with Orenji and her siblings taking a drive out to somewhere]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Whoo! On our way to see Aunt Obasan! Whoo!
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Hey, how come you're the only one who is excited about seeing Obasan?
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Because I haven't seen her in a very long time. And I heard she brought a new couch for us to sleep on.
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Is it the one with the pullout bed?
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Uhh, not exactly. [Tanki sneers and reads her magazine. The camera pans over to Kyoku, who is fidgeting]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** How much longer till we get to Aunt Obasan's? I have to use the bathroom!
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Seriously, again?!
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Sorry, it's just that I drink too much Mountain Dew. [chuckles nervously]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** We have like a half-an-hour before we get there, Kyoku. In the meantime, how about we do some shopping? [everyone groans]
* [Scene cuts to the mall. The siblings walk down an aisle]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Intensive. I bet they won't have- [she gasps and grabs a bottle of wine] No way! They have it! [the bottle is shown and labeled "Noir Sauvignon"] "Noir Sauvignon"! [gives the wine to Tanki] Does it look expensive?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** What do YOU think? [Gives the wine back to Yoru. Yoru looks at the wine]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** That looks expensive. Ask your Auntie to buy this. [Puts the wine back on the shelf. Scene cuts to the clothing store]
* **Ninki Chaneru:** Here you go, Ms. Yoru. [hands her a dress]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Hmm.
* **Ninki Chaneru:** Is there something wrong?
* **Yoru Chaneru:** I'm not sure if this dress is too expensive. [The siblings groan. Scene cuts to the perfume store where Yoru sprays some perfume on her neck and holds it up to Tanki] How about this one, Tank? Too expensive?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Can we just go already?! [scene cuts back to the car]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** [checking down the list] Alright, we've got food... check. Clothes... check. Blankets, game consoles, books, and magazines... check. And I feel like we're missing something.
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Well, if you're missing something, it probably wasn't important!
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Yeah, I guess you're right. Welp, onward to Aunt Obasan's! [Drives off. The camera pans over to the restroom, where Koten comes out. He notices that the car is gone]
* **Koten Chaneru:** Uhh, where's Yoru?

### Main episode

* [Yoru knocks on Obasan's door]
* **Obasan Chaneru:** [opens door] Yoru, you came! And I see that you brought your siblings along.
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Yep! We've come here to spend the weekend at your place!
* **Obasan Chaneru:** That sounds delightful! Come right in! [The siblings walk into the house. Scene cuts to the inside of Obasan's house] We've got your beds set up in the basement, we've got a kitchen in there, and... [while Obasan is talking, Kyoku is squirming while trying to find a bathroom]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Oh... There's got to be a bathroom somewhere... [Looks at an open door. He runs to the door and goes inside. He turns on the light to reveal the room to be a bathroom] OH MY GOSH!
* [Scene cuts to the siblings and Obasan in the basement]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Thank you SO much for letting us sleep in the basement, Aunt Obasan! Without it, we'll be sleeping outside like a bunch of dogs!
* **Obasan Chaneru:** [chuckles] Uh, about that Orenji, there are only five beds and one of them has to sleep outside.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Oh... Then I called the bed first! [Okyan is jumping on the couch. Tanki walks towards to her]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Okyan, get down before you hurt yourself.
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! [jumps way too high and hits her head on the ceiling]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Oh my gosh, are you okay?
* **Okyan Chaneru:** I don't know. I feel... find. [points to Tanki] Who are you and where do you come from? [Shijo opens the door]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Has anyone seen Koten? [holds up Koten's phone] I think he left his phone in the car.
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Oh, he's just probably using the restroom. He should be out by now.
* [Scene cuts to Koten outside the mall, waving at cars. One car with Kigeki stops]
* **Kigeki Chaneru:** Hey, buddy, you need a ride?
* **Koten Chaneru:** Yes. Can you take me to...
* **Kigeki Chaneru:** Oh good, because I was on my way to the Comedy Central Roast convention! [drives off]
* **Koten Chaneru:** [pauses] I hate it when this happens.
* [Cuts to Kyoku, who is inside the bathroom]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Interesting. This is like a luxurious restroom for the rich people. [He flushes the toilet, and water comes out like a fountain. He walks over to the sink] I have to admit it. Auntie has a nice looking bathroom, tho. [opens the medicine cabinet] What?! She didn't tell me that she had the Flintstones Vitamins! I might use this for my mental health. [Takes the Flintstones Vitamins. He then heard someone singing beautifully. He turns around and looks at the shower curtain. A silhouette of Ren is seen in the shower curtain, singing. Kyoku walks towards the shower. He opens up the curtain and sees that Ren is in the shower]
* **Ren Höek:** [annoyed] Uhh, can I help you with anything?
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** [surprised] Dude...
* [Scene cuts back to the basement, where Yoru is putting an ice pack on Okyan's head]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** I've already told you a thousand times, Okyan, not to jump so high on the bed.
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Who are you? [points to Yoru] Are you the TV repairman?!
* **Yoru Chaneru:** Great, now she has amnesia again. [Kyoku runs up to his siblings]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** You guys! You'll never believe what I just found in the bathroom!
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Oh, let me guess. There's another lizard in the toilet. Honesty, bro, you need to start taking pills every mornin-
* **Ren Höek:** HEY! [walks up to the siblings] Your stupid brother just literally disturbed me while taking my afternoon shower!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Hey, no worries! It was probably an accident!
* **Ren Höek:** IT WASN'T NO ACCIDENT! He scared the daylights out of me! I almost dropped my soap! [TBA]