Calendar

This is a Calendar of events as depicted or mentioned in the D.I.T. Literary Universe.

This calendar system provides a relative reference to events in the books. As this has yet to be completed and many events of the past, present and future have yet to be revealed, many events will have approximate dates or will be listed as unknown.

## January

* 2017: **Assault on the Imperial Palace**: The Police Grand Army destroys the Imperial Palace.
* 2022:
	+ Allie is forced to break up with Nicholas Phee.
	+ Rose Johannson realizes that Andre, her significant other, has been lying to her for a long time. He begins to lose his sanity, and Johannson continually ditches school in order to care for him. Andre does not always act grateful for her care for him.
* 2025: Sēon Wan becomes a NoHead Recruit and swears himself to Mr. Stupid NoHead.

## February

* 2009: Meghan Allen is born.
* 2022: Rose Johannson and Andre break up. Andre goes on the run. Johannson settles with two or three close friends from Westridge Elementary School, located near her neighborhood, but she begins spending more and more of her time alone. She does not spend much time with Charles, finding him difficult to locate in the school.
* 2025: At some point between February 1 and February 22, Mr Robotika ends his term as long-term substitute and Mrs. Clara returns to her post.
* 2026: Rocken Role allows the company to produce the video for "Baby Song", and its video is uploaded to YouTube, and receives 7,569 views in the first month alone.
* 2030:
	+ R2T9 is discharged in Albert's junkyard, but is rebuilt by Tyler Grant and Shaun.
	+ The remaining NoHeads return to the Yellowstone Base.
* 2039: Although Master Intelligence conversed with the ghosts of Rotta Hecks and Paige Nelson in private, he introduced Sebiscuits Cardarphen to them once, and Sebiscuits apologized for murdering Paige.

## March

"*February moved towards March with no change in the weather except that it became windy as well as wet.*"
―*The Marauder*
* 2024:
	+ The Time Army Offensive occurs.
	+ **First skirmish at Clock Castle**: *To be added*
	+ **Second skirmish at Clock Castle**: *To be added*
	+ **Battle of Clock Castle**: *To be added*
* 2025:
	+ The Esophagus Crisis leads to a debate on whether or not Tower Placement is safe. Consequentially, the school closes for two weeks.
	+ Annabeth Black became even further indulged in pop music.
	+ Annabeth Black has a nightmare concerning pop stars. When she wakes up, Sean asks if she is all right, only for Black to swear at him.
	+ Timothy Role claims that in spite of the success and popularity of *Baby Song*, the Role family has not "received a dime from anywhere".

"*The world will...be...happier if Meyer...stopped..."
"George, no, you're all right —"
"Either way, I must leave it.*"
―George Thames II dies in Master Intelligence's arms on the beach at Rocken Role's house[src]
* 2094: The S.M.S.B. is captured by Imperial scouts and brought to the Palace of Despair and George Thames II dies at Rocken Role's house in Master Intelligence's arms.

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## April

* 2017: Dorphane Giles attempts to steal the Almataffe for Mr. Stupid NoHead, but the Krath thwart her and give it to the Pyters for safekeeping.
* 2022: Steven Thompson and Helen McKeen begin dating.
* 2026: The Zone of Athletes is opened.
* 2029: The majority of the Lynch and Stewart families, amid others, are destroyed after they attend a family reunion. Baby Strength and Force Baby become orphaned.
	+ The NoHeads attempt, but fail, to possess Rocken Role, though he is left speaking Blabberish for a time.
	+ The S.M.S.B. learns that the NoHeads have begun using the Yellowstone Base.
	+ The S.M.S.B. meets Hell Burnbottom, Brute Gunray, and Mean King in their base and learn that the war is not over.
	+ Force Baby, Baby Strength and Lindsay, and later Baby Intelligence dueled with Hell Burnbottom in the Central Chamber. During the duel, Burnbottom caused a diversion that threatened the lives of Baby Strength and Lindsay, and Intelligence was forced to save them, an act that Burnbottom took advantage of and escaped the system.
	+ The S.M.S.B. learns that the NoHeads are still active.
	+ The NoHeads and S.M.S.B. both attempt to raid each other.
	+ After April 17:
	+ Tyler Grant is freed from slavery after winning the Great Sky Race in New York City.
	+ The Escape from Snake Island takes place:
		- File:Baby Intelligence bound.jpg  Baby Intelligence has a horrible nightmare about the hag Niranda the Thrice-Cursed destroying the Solar System. He unwittingly deserts his friends and goes to Ilha da Queimada Grande and allows himself to be captured within Ilha Castle has allowed himself to be captured by Niranda in order to obtain more information about her. He learns from an innocent inmate in his cell that Carol Wilcox and Ammon Dorber have romantic feelings for each other.
		- File:Baby Intelligence captured by Niranda.jpg  Niranda the Thrice-Cursed lowers Baby Intelligence from his cell to hang from electric bonds in front of her. However, Baby Intelligence only laughs at Niranda and her new weapon, the *Emancipator*. Niranda tells Baby Intelligence that the apocalypse has been set in motion, and nothing is going to prevent it.
		- Baby Intelligence summons *Might*, frees himself, and battles Niranda and her children. He manages to stab her fatally, thereby preventing the apocalypse.
		- Baby Intelligence and the prisoner leave the island and he drops him off at a port.
	+ The S.M.S.B. discovers a baby girl named Optica, who begins traveling with them.
	+ Baby Intelligence agrees that Optica can join them for the time being.
	+ The S.M.S.B. members reform an alliance with the police and implement their plan to retake New York City from the NoHeads.
	+ **Ambush in Iowa**: *To be added*
	+ **Battle of the west ridge**: *To be added*
* 2130: **Attack on the MBH**: Master Intelligence and the Dark Flame die.

 22nd
**Zira Miranda Grover's forty-fourth birthday**: Zira Miranda Grover unsurprisingly has a rich feast in the royal ballroom as an annual tradition on her birthday, surrounded by a circle of approximately fifteen to twenty men, women, and creatures of extremely high rank or status. She never allows her personalized servants to attend, and Corey is no exception. While she celebrates, Corey is monitored by a Nortoran while he finds his own ways to pass the time.

2020
**Zira Miranda Grover's forty-fifth birthday**: Corey is allowed to attend the feast this time. When the night was out, they sleep together and Corey impregnates her with who becomes Eegan Grover.

2024
**Zira Miranda Grover's forty-ninth birthday**: While Zira holds her annual birthday feast, Dan is monitored by a Nortoran while he found his own ways to pass the time. Having become extremely gluttonous since the end of her pregnancy, Zira gorged herself until her already massive stomach expanded out grotesquely and was very hard to the touch.

2025
 23rd
 26th
Queen Zygen has a birthday party. Lord Abalan, Mr. Formidable NoHead, and L'smae arrive and crash it, thwarting all of Zygen's attempts to kill them and slaying her. Meanwhile, Sheriff Bladepoint makes a second intrusion in Thunder Quarters, and discovers that the Olbaid is Verpus the Foul.

2021* On the suggestion of Ludwig Beethoven II, the Girl-Team begins construction of the Boy Trap.
 27th
 28th
 29th
* **Battle of Superhero University**: The NoHeads arrive at the university, where Mr. Stupid NoHead uses the Almataffe to decimate the otherwise impenetrable deflector shield around the building. Bladepoint, Abernathy, and Waterston locate Mr. Stupid NoHead's sons in the Dark Tower, and it is destroyed in a skirmish with Bethany Donner and the children by Dark energies. Sheriff Bladepoint blasts Mr. Stupid NoHead. Dual then seals the Almataffe in a new makeshift container, and instead of giving it to the Men of Endar, Bladepoint fakes his death. The Almataffe is subsequently taken by the Grand Army and contained. Kade Coleman, Emma Hone, Urca Iporr, Jeremy, Jackson Lawrence, and RC-31 are all killed.

2021
Steven Thompson starts out at Tower Placement School.

## May

### May

* 2017:
	+ With the passing of Queen Zygen, the Magistrate takes charge of the Unknown Countries.
	+ **Liberation of Superhero School**: Superhero School is liberated.
	+ Miranda Butterfield is appointed Principal of Superhero School.
* 2019: Wesley Denkenberger attends a wedding.
* 2021:
	+ Emily Watson furiously assaults Thompson, but her attempted murder backfires.
	+ **Battle of Draper**: This battle begins the School War. In a series of wooded trees, Helen McKeen gives the plan design for the Ultimate Weapon to Emily Watson. Thompson and Petersen, and later Organa duel with Emily Watson in Watson's hangar in Draper. Watson escapes the city.
	+ Watson begins training McKeen.
* 2022:
	+ **Skirmish in Classroom 130**
	+ **Escape from Utah County Jail**
* 2023: Summer Petersen unintentionally records a video that gives away her whereabouts to Steven Thompson.
* 2024: Jon Brown tries to learn about comics for Ashley and Zach tries to teach him, with no success. He and Ashley ultimately break up.
* 2679: Zacharias' home is destroyed, forcing him to move away.

 6th
Valiera Nelson creates a new Facebook account.

## June

* 2021:
	+ Emily Watson has Betsy eaten by Spearhead.
	+ **Mission to Zira's city quarter**: Eegan Grover was kidnapped by the Girl-Team, but was rescued by the Armies of Organa, and so began their affiliation with the International Alliance during the war against the girls.
* 2022:
	+ Sensing humanity’s fear, Mykew Hadeline and her Wraiths return to Earth in search of the Naegri.
	+ Zachary Brown realizes he has a crush on Summer Petersen after he sees her yearbook photo and learns about her exploits in the School War.
	+ Charles spent great deals of time making amends with virtually everyone he had hurt in the past. As he felt very anxious at the prospect of approaching Valiera Nelson again, he arranged to leave her for last.
	+ Camp Fun and Games opens for the final time.
* 2028: Steven Thompson graduates from Tower Placement School.
* 2035: Baby Intelligence takes the name of Master Intelligence, which he will go by for the rest of his life.

## July

* 2022:
	+ Throughout July, Charles continues his quest to make amends with everyone he has hurt.
	+ Eventually, the Dark Witch Natalia Thornton leads the remnants of the Girl-Team to Nexus Tower, where the organization initiates a rapid military buildup. The Girl-Team becomes the Cavaliers of Thornton. With the Girl-Team disenchanted, Thornton turns to the members of the Armies of Organa. Whilst encouraging several dozen girls to strike back on several separate occasions, she places more boys under her spells, effectively turning them into submissive monsters.
	+ Camp Fun and Games continues its operation.
* 2023: Val Quintana sees Despicable Me 2 in theaters.
* 2024: At some point between July 5 and July 31, Zachary Brown, Reggan Holme, and Ian Freeman go to the amusement park. Summer Petersen and Steven Thompson went on the same day, but not with the other three.
* 2026: On “Top 100 Liked Videos,” *Baby Song* peaks at number two, behind only "Gangnam Style."
* 2028: Rotta and Greg Hecks are married.
* 2039: Paige Nelson and Rotta Hecks also warn Master Intelligence that the ghosts of Hell Burnbottom and Mr. Stupid NoHead were formulating a plot and would soon come back, with the help of two mutants they had went up against before.

## August

* 1943: Matt Clark begins his education.
* 2022: Helen McKeen begins her education at Tower Placement School. Carl Alex, Hebe, Jamie, and Nicholas Nelson presumably begin their education at Tower Placement as well.
* 2023:
	+ Summer Petersen starts out at Tower Placement School.
	+ Following the battle, every official recording of the NoHead Cataclysm is erased and Golgolod remains virtually untouched as a monument to the government’s power. No battle damage or vandalism is ever repaired. The building is used to store swords taken from many slain NoHeads.
	+ Mr. Stupid NoHead charges Mean King with finding duplicate examples of documents recovered from the ruined Archives to authenticate the findings.
* 2024: Susan may have begun her education at Tower Placement School.
* 2027: Beion starts at Tower Placement School, but he generally keeps to himself.
* 2029: Jamie Thompson begins at Grandview Elementary School.
* 2030: **Attack on Dexter and Laura**: Whammo Fireball, the Lunch Money Bandit, and Darren Slade are arrested for the torture of Laura and Dexter. Laura and Dexter are admitted to NYC Hospital.

## September

* 2017:
	+ Zachary Brown attends preschool and meets Summer and Joshua Petersen. He sits next to her in class, much to her annoyance.
	+ Julius dies and is given a funeral by his owners.
* 2021:
	+ **Rescue at Tower Placement**: *To be added*
	+ Summer Petersen comes to visit Steven Thompson's house so she can help Steven Thompson with homework.
	+ Petersen begins teaching Thompson how to use technology.
	+ Valiera Nelson almost hacks into Petersen's files.
	+ Thompson begins teaching Petersen better social skills.

## October

* 2019: Luke Norris joins Instagram.
* 2022:
	+ **Conquest of Westridge**: Lord Veyakon tries to destroy Westridge Elementary School by wielding Essama, but it is taken from him and destroyed by Savannah van Dukas and Cherical McSnake using the Cloak of Ruination. Dukas encounters Veyakon, who is battling Annie McCallin. The two fight in the school and on the playground.
	+ **Destruction of Westridge**: Lord Veyakon sacrifices his own men in order to destroy Westridge. Dukas pushes him into the wreckage. Outside, the students watch the school crumple before their eyes.

## November

"*Have you completely forgotten about Thanksgiving? The holiday that comes after Halloween and before Christmas?"
"Er... I don't follow, Crystal."
"That special time of year where we recognize the Pilgrims' journey here to the US? Celebrated with a plentiful meal consisting of turkey, mashed potatoes, and other delicious and wholesome foods?"
"Okay, now you're just in la-la land.*"
―Crystal and Rose Johannson[src]November is, among other things, the month of Thanksgiving, an important annual religious feast. The celebration of the Pilgrims' journey to the United States of America, Thanksgiving falls late in November each year, as its date is never fixed. Mutants are known to celebrate Thanksgiving as a holiday. The Thanksgiving period is a busy time for NYC Hospital, according to an article in the *Perpetual Seer*.

* 2020: Charles Hugh begins working with a professional caretaker named Christina.
* 2022: Ironside is born.
* 2027:
	+ Abigail engages a group of slavers and wins.
	+ Annabeth Black is sent on duty as a spy. She learns of Abigail's fight and reports to Mr. Stupid NoHead hastily. As such, a large military force is deployed to Bridgeton, led by Mr. Stupid NoHead himself. Black flees shortly before Ken is murdered, returning to the NoHead Base. After Ken's demise, NoHead takes his son, Qamar, after discovering the boy's power.
* 2030: Beginning of American Purge.

## December

* 2020:
	+ Luke Norris meets Charles Hugh outside a restaurant.
	+ Blaise Parton meets Charles and rips his backpack off his back, angering Charles and prompting him to chase him outside and to a stop sign, where he pins him down and steals back his possessions.
	+ Two weeks after her dental checkup, Summer Petersen is outfitted with braces just before Christmas.
* 2027: As of this month, *Baby Song* by Rocken Role has sold 442,000 copies worldwide.

## See Also

* Timeline
	+ 2020s

## References

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4. ↑ Writing by D. Isaac Thomas: "Rocken Role" at *D.I.T. Website*
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44. ↑ It says Joshua spent "five weeks" in the hospital. He was permitted on June 16, so exactly five weeks after June 16 is July 21, to say it is a rough approximation.
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48. ↑ Susan was born in 2009, so if she enrolled in kindergarten at Tower Placement School, then she began in this year. However, many are homeschooled until they are ready for first grade, and it is never mentioned if she was ever in kindergarten at all.
49. ↑ The issue of ABC Australia in which the article about Raeanne and Titanium Girl's birth is featured appears in the scene from Template:SMSB1 dated "2 March 2027". Titanium Girl cited that the publication of the article was prolonged "for exactly nine weeks and four days". Nine weeks and four days is sixty seven days, and sixty seven days before 2 March is 25 December.
The body of the article says that "*Indeed, it would be nearly twenty weeks before a fully recovered mother and I could bring our girls home for the first time.*" Twenty weeks is one hundred forty days, and one hundred forty days before 25 December is 7 August.
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57. ↑ Summer returned on Election Day, which is always November 4. However, the current Presidential Term was still in motion, so if there were any actual elections they would have been quite minor.
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