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Atlas Shrugged, Part I (GAM337)

### Starring:

Taylor SchillingL, Grant Bowler, Matthew Marsden,Edi Gathegi, Graham Beckel, Jsu Garcia, Jon Polito, Michael Lerner

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Cecil SomethingItalian

***Atlas Shrugged: Part I*** is the story of rich white guys taking their ball and going home in a *snit*, and everyone else being like "We don't care."

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, except when we don't.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love *Succession*, but you're tired of all the SJW bleeding-heart writers trying to tell you "Money isn't everything", you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...immediate trivia from Amazon. [No one came back for part two.]
* Noah: ...set rotation. [Back of a limo, office, mansion.]
* Cecil: ...plot breadcrumb trail. [More than six steps.]
* Eli: ...bad thing that the movie thinks is good. [Somehow even more so than Christian movies.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Cecil on *Cognitive Dissonance*, his YouTube channel *Season Liberally*, and GAM sister show *Citation Needed* (which features an episode on the book).

### **Jokes**

* (37:01)
* Taking Away Cake (57:57)

### **Interstitials**

* Randian Writer's Room Meeting (8:04)
* Hank Rearden Leaves (41:02)
* Libertarian Vibranium (1:12:09)
* Death or Fart Noises (1:51:17) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse Happened
* Heroes are Villains, Villains are Heroes
* Nothing Happens
* SEXISM!

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: This movie about the beauty of unfettered capitalism made negative fifteen million dollars.
* Cecil: James Taggert went on to blow his entire paycheck on Mexican oars.
* Noah: Hank's wife eventually had an orgasm.
* Eli: Heath loved this book while he was old enough to vote.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* Film on Tubi
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Mint Mobile: Articles by Boomers About Why We're Poor (1:52:04)
* TrueBill: Eli Bought Bitcoin (1:54:23)
* Trade Coffee: Breaking into Cecil's House for Coffee (1:56:15)
Task List

## TASK LIST as of 2023-7

* **Regular Tasks**
	+ Spell check/typo check pages
	+ Fix episode titles for consistency
	+ check/add links

* Complete page stubs/Update/Complete missing information for Episode pages (cross out titles as pages are created. I will update the list for 2018 and Bonus episodes as we get those done.)
	+ 2017
		1. ~~Reggie's Prayer~~
		2. The Shack (started 7/4/23 MJ)
		3. The Becoming
		4. Divination
		5. Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed
		6. End of Days
		7. Heaven Bound
		8. The Prophecy
		9. The Prophecy II
		10. The Prophecy 3" The Ascent
		11. The Cross and the Switchbade
		12. Love Different
		13. The Mark Unleashed
		14. Believe
		15. The Mark
		16. The Mark 2: Redemption
		17. The Life Zone
		18. Let There Be Light
		19. The Monster Project
		20. Bal Ganesh
		21. How Do I Love Thee?
		22. The Star
		23. Christmas with a Capital C
		24. Christmas Gone Viral
		25. Miracle on 34th Street (*Tron, can you do this one? I have too many opinions about it!*)
		26. Without Reservation
	+ 2018 **All of 2018**
	+ 2019
		1. My First Miracle
		2. One More Round
		3. Silence
		4. The Laws of Eternity
		5. The First Valentine/Love is for the Byrds
		6. The Missing Christians
		7. Run the Race
		8. The R.I.O.T
		9. Death of a Nation
		10. Reefer Madness
		11. Dead Man Rising
		12. Unplanned
		13. Breakthrough
		14. The Fool
		15. Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer (*Tron, can you do this one? I've never made it through -- it has one of my triggers up front*)
		16. Over the Top
		17. Alien Intrusion
		18. Abby
		19. Legacy: The Story of the Mormon Pioneers
		20. The Other Side of Heaven
		21. The Best Two Years
		22. How Rare a Possession
		23. Father, Son, and Holey Moses
		24. The Mystical Laws
		25. Deadly Attraction
		26. Shark Exorcist
	+ All Bonus Episodes

* Create Model Page for "Star" pages
	+ Create "Star" pages for
		- David A.R. White
		- Kirk Cameron
		- Ray Comfort
		- Stephen Baldwin
		- Daniel Baldwin
		- Ray Wise
		- Kevin Sorbo
* Create bios/descriptions for "Host" page
	+ Regular hosts
	+ Guest Host pages
		- Michael Marshall "Marsh"
		- Anna Bosnick
		- Cara Santa Maria
		- *Moishe (Jason) (?)*
* Categorize Episode pages by Type (Per the Movie Type list)
* Create Model Page for Bonus Episodes
* Create Bonus Episode Pages
* List all the "Eli Bosnick Story" titles and episodes
* List all the "Brian" episodes
* List all the "fallen stars" aka people from mainstream media who have appeared in Christian or related movies, much to all our disappointment.

**Things to Figure Out**

* Can Tropes and Categories pull up lists of associated movies?
* Annual "Gammies" awards? Host/fan voting for movies in particular categories like "worst accent work" or "was there any sound techs involved?" "Gammies" is mentioned once by Noah in a recent episode I am trying to find to quote.
* A "stats" page of numbers -- how many episodes has Heath actually missed? How many times has (thing) happened or been mentioned or so forth? Something to ponder.
Alison's Choice (GAM245)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Alison's Choice*** is the story of a fetus that was super duper rooting for its unemployed teen mom to get an abortion, and how Jesus showed up and tried to ruin the whole fucking plan.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because it's better than injecting Lysol. Sometimes. Some weeks more than others, to be honest with you.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you've been dating Pure Flix for a while, and it's time for *all* the crazy to come out, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...Planned Parenthood interior design.
* Cara: ...advertisement for atheism.
* Noah: …line I have ever encountered in an Amazon review.
* Eli: ...racism.

### **Notes**

* Check out Cara on her website, Twitter, *Talk Nerdy*, *The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe]*, and *Fixed That for You*.

### **Interstitials**

* First Ever Writer's Meeting (12:00)
* Dr. Sae Tan (1:16:23)

### **Tropes**

* Boss in a Bit Part [Bruce Marciano]
* RACISM!
* Offensive Best Friend
* Reprehensible Moral Message

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* [Film on YouTube]
* IMDB
Me Again (GAM079)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Me Again*** is the story of a pastor coming inside a wealthy businessman, a baby, a fish, Della Reese, and a teenage boy (but it's not as good as it sounds, so don't get too excited).

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because the line at the Suicide Booth was too long.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *It's a Wonderful Life*, and you have very similar taste in porn to [Eli], you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: …starting the YouTube file with *crazy* loud Dubstep music. [Sadly, no longer on YouTube.]
* Eli: …making me come. [Serious edging.]
* Noah: …subtle homage. [Quantum Leap with fake dialogue.]

### **Notes**

* Andrea Logan (then Andrea Logan White) was listed on the poster as "Logan White." It might have contributed to the divorce.

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: Right. He says, "I realized I need to help her", and then he takes out Twinkies, and I'm like, "Hey man, if you are in the body of an anorexic, eating a bunch of Twinkies is *not* helping." ] [Noah: No!] [Heath: To be fair though if David A.R. White was the food, I think he'd be Twinkies. He's so like, yellow, and undercooked at all moments—I feel like that's a good representation of.] [Noah: No, yes! Cream filled.] [Eli: Deep inside he's just really really white.] [Heath: Yeah. Yeah. \*laughs\*] [Noah: Yeah, right. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, so while he's eating the Twinkies—] [Eli: I would *bite* him.]

### **Interstitials**

* Eli Does a *Me Again* (7:01)
* Tony D and Carl the Pugapegacorn's Christian Movie Beach Vacations (54:30)
* Chris Doesn't Want to Leave the Lady Body (55:22)
* Outtakes (1:36:19) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Behind on the Rent
* Dead Baby Comedy
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity
* Kitchen Table
* RACISM!
* SEXISM!

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Mr. Bastian died of a heart attack, while yelling ethnic slurs during a Trump rally.
* Noah: Briar learned her lesson, and kept only giving Colin the ass and the mouth .
* Eli: Richard went to jail, for handcuffing and gagging a teenaged boy, to threaten him about sex with his daughter.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on Tubi
* IMDb
Flatliners (GAM298)

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Flatliners*** is the story of cocky medschool students trying to prove what happens after you die by… not quite dying. It's like the near death experience of trying to figure out if the light stays on in the refrigerator by opening the refrigerator.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie, so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you ever wanted to do coke with Joe Schumaker in the nineties, but the guard at the front of the natural history museum was *stronger* than you thought he'd be, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Marsh: ...dog injury. [Marsh is prescient.]
* Heath: ... Kiefer Sutherland getting beat up by a child. [Multiple times.]
* Eli: ...use of Oliver Platt. [Roasted the whole time.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, *The Skeptic* (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year and MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.
* The film was remade in 2017, starring Elliot Page, Diego Luna, Nina Dobrev, James Norton, and Kiersey Clemons.
* Despite films like this, defibrillators aren't used to treat true asystole (flatlining). At that point, it's too late for electricity—it's apparently recommended to continue CPR and give adrenaline.

### **Jokes**

* (30:16) Eli Syringe story
* (1:09:07)b

### **Interstitials**

* Maytreon Song (6:39)
* Marsh Cold Reads Maytreon Script (38:47) [QED at Marsh's house!]
* Eli Bosnick: Flatliner (1:11:31)
* Six Degrees Mechanics (1:43:00) [Post Credits]
* Interstitial 3 Analysis (1:44:00) [Post Credits]
* Bringing Baby Eli to QED (1:45:44) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Atheist Converts to Christianity
* Bad Sportsing/Sportsing
* Cancer Wife/God Killed My Mom/Evil Stole My Faith
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Deathbed Conversion
* Deathbed Proselytizing
* Name That Movie!
* Neglectful/Godless /Abusive Parent
* Wake Up

### **5Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Quip: Protesting Quip for Selling Out (1:46:40)
* Raycon: Brainwashing Marsh (1:49:10)
* Acorn TV: [CODE: awful] Better Than Watching a Tree Grow (1:51:00)
Sing Over Me (GAM234)

### Starring:

Dennis Jernigan, Peggy Jernigan, Eli Bernard, Robert Jernigan, Melinda Jernigan, Mauricio Montión,

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Patrick Davis

***Sing Over Me*** is the story of one man's struggle with half the men of Oklahoma.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because biannual six-hour history lectures were taken.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love torturing children, but you're tired of not hearing Jenny McCarthy's side of the story, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Eli [almost]: ...Amazon and IMDB reviews.
* Patrick: ... straight depiction of Oklahoma.
* Noah: ...shoehorning in your black friend.
* Eli : ...sympathetic protagonist.

### **Notes**

* Check out Patrick on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and his website.

### **Interstitials**

* Being Gay is Fine (8:49)
* The first writer's meeting for *Sing Over Me* (9:52)
* "Hey there, n-word lover!" (45:35)

### **Tropes**

* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Dollar in the Swear Jar
* Heroes are Villains, Villains are Heroes

* HOMOPHOBIA!
* Make Me a Sammich!
* Minority Best Friend
* Reprehensible Moral Message
* The Eli Bosnick Story
* ~~Veiled~~ Reference to the Disease of Homosexuality

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube (Paid)
* IMDB
Extreme Days (GAM249)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

***Extreme Days*** (one word—um, it's kinda like "Extreme Days" but Orwellian) is the story of… nothing. It's nothing. There's—nothing fucking happens! I don't know how to talk about this. There's… *technically* some things—there's a group of friends in California. They love extreme sports and... this is like their coming of age story and it's about watching other people do that (those extreme sports). It's so stupid. It's like if *The Karate Kid* was just Mr. Miyagi and Daniel watching kung-fu movies on a couch… and sexually harassing Elizabeth Shue once and a while.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because my *OnlyFans* page wasn't paying the bills.

### **How Bad Was It?**

This movie was the worst thing to happen to America in 2001, hands down. Hands down. It's not close. … You know, I thought nothing could be worse than the overt Christian piles of shit you guys make me watch, but this is *worse* somehow

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...Bechdel test. [Two women, one of whom is already dead and the other who is essentially a "Vaginal McGuffin."]
* Noah: ...obligatory relationship conflict. [We watch it happen, but we don't know what it is.]
* Thomas: ...flashback to two minutes ago.

### **Notes**

* Check out Thomas on *Opening Arguments*, *Serious Inquiries Only*, and *Philosophers in Space*. Also, check him out on the same episode of GAM as "Heath." [About as convincing as Thomas' long form foot certificate.]
* Best wishes to Eli (who began parental leave on the due date rather than the birthdate) and Anna on the imminent birth of their baby.

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: And then "Will the Narrator" cuts in to introduce us to the gang. So, Will is as generic a human being as you can imagine.] Well… okay, are we talking about Billy Joe Armstrong? Because… I mean, your could argue that Billy Joe Armstrong is a very—if he didn't have Green Day, he *would* be pretty generic, I'll grant you that. I am convinced—this is my conspiracy theory (you know, along with that inside joke about Marsh doing Covid that I'm totally just right there with you guys on), my other conspiracy theory is gonna be that Billy Joe Armstrong was actually *in* this movie, but then he scrubbed it from the record book. You know, he just got, "This is a piece of shit. It's not me, that's just a guy who looks like me. And don't ever say…", you know? Because this *is* Billy Joe Armstrong. [Heath: *Extreme Green Day*.] (16:36)
* (1:27:40)

### **Interstitials**

* First Ever Writer's Meeting (11:22)
* Heterosexual Wrestling (44:53)
* Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (1:16:42)

### **Tropes**

* Awkward Kiss
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity [Ruffio!]
* Flashback to a Shit We Just Watched
* Nothing Happens

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Trailer on YouTube
* Movie on Vimeo
* IMDB

### **Ad Reads**

* Peroni: The Pleasure of Doing Nothing [Eli] (1:54:12)
Hi-Tops (GAM374)

### Starring:

Jeff Carter, Michelle Rees, Robb Rigg, Crystal Lewis, Matt Wright, Jennine Jones

### Production Company:

Marantha! Music, Rettino Kerner Publishing

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Michael Marshall

***Hi Tops*** is the 1985 musical about a bunch of high school kids who love this Christian band *so* much that they… basically constantly shout-sing to each other for about an hour and a bit.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because it turns out judges have way more sentencing leeway than we thought they did.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved when that improv troupe of forty-year-olds came to your school to rap about not smoking, but you wish that they'd talked more about their Happy Science cult's understanding of Christianity, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Marsh: …inexplicable footwear obsession. [It's an ouroboros.]
* Noah: …backup dancers. [If the world only ever had white people.]
* Eli: …audience. [Losing their goddamn minds.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, *The Skeptic* (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year and MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.
* A terrifying not-spooktacular from the creators of *Psalty the Songbook*! Check out the soundtrack.

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: So… and of course, the lead singer of Hi-Tops stops in the middle of this to tell everybody that, you know, even if they don't get the part, Jesus still loves 'em. He might not love 'em, but Jesus loves 'em.] [Eli: I feel like you don't need to Jesus pitch people trying out for your literal fucking Jesus pitch. Right?] [Marsh: Yeah.] [Eli: The only thing more absurd would be for someone to interrupt him during his pitch to pitch him on Jesus: "I'm so sorry Rob Schneider, but um… I just wanted you to know, right now…] (1:17:38)

### **Interstitials**

* First Writers' Room/Christian Musical Club (6:14)
* Satan Peer Pressure (40:07)
* Angels in Florida Sex-Ed (1:07:16)
* Eli to do a Manchester Accent at QED [Post Credits] (1:35:43)

### **Tropes**

* Awkward Kiss
* A World Without Black or Brown People
* Bad Singing
* BRIAN! (Fuck You!)
* Indoctrination of Children
* Look Like…
* Name That Movie!
* This is YOUR Movie!
* Who's That Girl?

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Marsh: Eli bought the script to this movie the minute the recording was finished, so he could be off book for the live performance at QED.
* Noah: The Daft Punk space angels went on to be in a *way* cooler play, with ninjas and laser guns.
* Eli: Norman is now an atheist, and gets way way more tail as a result.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Hello Fresh: [Code: AWFUL65] Eli Orders in Manchesterese (1:37:59)
* Trade Coffee: Because We're So, So Tired (1:39:59)
Apocalypse 4: Judgement (GAM071)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Apocalypse*** is the story of (nothing I might say here is better than the actual tagline) "The Supreme Court versus the Supreme Being. Let the trial begin."

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because we've all done more fucked up stuff for money at some point.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love legal dramas, but you hate that they don't feel like you just took three tabs of acid, you will love this movie. It's *The Firm* for the mentally infirm.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: …understanding of grenades and flare guns and what those things do. [Those are the same, right?]
* Eli: ..see me in my chambers. [That happens eighty-four times, right?]
* Noah: …eighties TV star. [I pity the fool who thinks it isn't Mr. T.]

### **Notes**

* ~~Check out Andrew on *Opening Arguments* and *Cleanup on Aisle 45*.~~
* Bizarrely, while it has his name at the top, the original VHS case does not feature an image of Mr. T. On newer cases, where the film is simply titled *Judgement* (without the *Apocalypse IV*), he is the most prominent figure. I wonder what's different about him than the other three actors listed?

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: So, and then, of course, if you've been waiting this whole time to get Corbin Bernsen and Mr. T in a room together, wait no more, because this is when the two of them are gonna meet. And Mr. T is pissed that he hasn't used the tape of the guy accusing the O.N.E. of being evil as evidence in the trial.] [Heath: Yeah.] [Andrew: Don't take legal advice from Mr. T.] [laughter]

### **Interstitials**

* Heath and Eli Litigate Over "Law'd Awful Movies" (10:12)
* The Logistics of Hand Removal (1:22:52)
* Noah, Heath, and Andrew meet the Antichrist (1:24:31)

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse/Rapture Happens
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Selma went on to become an assassin made of liquid metal in part five.
* Noah: Helen never got out of the cock-a-doody *car*!
* Eli: Jesus couldn't handle life on the outside, carved his name into a ceiling beam, and hung himself.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb
Absolute Proof (GAM287)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Absolute Proof*** is the story of Mike Lindell trying to explain voting machines like my grandma trying to explain how to tape one show on her VCR and watch one at the same time… for two hours.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because enjoying ourselves is exactly what they'd *expect*.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love the hard-hitting news reporting of the Tucker Carlson show, but your consciousness resets every three words, you will *love* this movie. This is like *The ' Memento Guy Trying to Read Shakespeare Backwards: The Documentary*.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...fade outs. [Every time they're doing to show us their "evidence", plus just for fun.]
* Noah: ... portmanteau. ["Docu-movie." Documentaries are already a type of film.]
* Eli: ... disclaimer. [Nearly ninety-seconds of "not."]

### **Notes**

* This two-hour (not the three Lindell originally claimed) documentary-style film first aired on OAN (One American News Network) on 5 February 2021.
* Other than the *Wonder Woman 1984* Patreon-only episode, this is the first GAM episode of 2021 with the full cast.

### **Jokes**

* (38:59)
* (53:39)
* (1:37:16)

### **Interstitials**

* Evil League of Election Stealing (7:29)

* Voter Adjudication Training (45:34)
* You're in Hell and This Movie is Eternal (1:07:58)
* Melissa Carone (1:12:35) [Doodly-Doo ft. Anna Bosnick]
* "My Pillow Guy Song" (1:48:26) [Song]

### **Tropes**

* Boss in a Bit Part
* Nothing Happens

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on Archive.org
* IMDb
Revenge of the Vultures 1 (GAM087)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Revenge of the Vultures 1*** (also known as ***Revenge of the Vulture 1***) is part five of Nollywood's franchise juggernaut *The Vultures of Horror* series. This one's about voodoo car bombs, magical roofie spells, and bird laser blood cancer, I think.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because all the other shit the voices in my head tell me to do is *illegal*.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love Super Nintendo, but you hate being able to understand any of the words in the movie you're watching, you wrote this movie—you made this movie. How's it going?

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...unjustified dramatic reaction to completely mundane words.
* Heath: ...evil magic chanting.
* Eli: ...chicken fight.
* Noah: ...reveling in how *wacky* mentally ill people are.

### **Notes**

* Since *Revenge of the Vultures* is now only available as a full length movie instead of two shorts, this review covers until roughtly 52:48. For the second half, wait until it's actually reviewed, and for the previous installment, see *Wicked Vultures 2*.

### **Jokes**

* "Basically, it's like every company meeting with me, Heath, Andrew, and Noah. It's like, me: Look, we *buy* an elephant—they don't need them at the circus anymore—we write *God Awful Movies* on the side... Stop hanging up on me! I can tell everyone's muted me. I can *tell* when you guys have muted."(1:12:03)

### **Interstitials**

* Previously on *Vultures of Horror* (9:02)
* The *Vultures of Horror* Sex Line (57:45)
* Breaking the Fourth Wall (58:21)

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Parts 1 & 2 on YouTube [Updated 2023-04-19]
* IMDB
Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt (GAM100)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt*** is season one, episode five of the *Bibleman* TV show that… well, it actually went straight to video, but it eventually got picked up ironically by the Sci-Fi channel. So, technically it's *sort of* a TV show, and it's the story of what happens when all your eighties sitcom money gets spent on cocaine and alcohol.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema for a *hundred* weeks in a row now. I was really hoping we'd have run out of movies by now, but we're not even close and they keep making more.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you like the Adam West *Batman*, but you think a goat demon is trying to convince you God doesn't love you, you will *love* this movie. It's like fifty percent *SNL* sketch, forty percent *In Living Color* sketch, and ten percent just straight up hate crime—just straight up, like they did a talent show at a KKK rally.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...high tech headquarters.
* Eli: ...PSA take home message.
* Noah: ...ability to banter with supervillains.
* Seth: ...costume.

### **Notes**

* Check out Seth on *The Thinking Atheist.*
* The fifth overall episode of *Bibleman*, and the first in *The Bibleman Adventures* series that followed *The Bibleman Show* series.
* The "Bibleman Live! '98" tour was based on this episode.

### **Jokes**

* "Now, I should point out that this is just the thirty second hero introduction we get at the beginning, right: he loses his mind, dumps out his briefcase, claws at the mud, screams, and find a Bible in the mud… and that's what makes him Bibleman." (17:42)
* "Now, without preamble, Bibleman comes out and just pulls his light saber out. They start fighting again with more of this Bible quote shit-talk. And I should say also on the fight choreography, this is basically like watching children play with Need swords. Right? Like they're clearly not trying to hit each other, they're trying to hit the other sword." (1:02:38)

### **Interstitials**

* A sincere "Thank-you" from Eli. (11:27)
* Shadow of Doubt and his sidekick, the way too meta Ludacris (1:00:27)
* Nihilist Kyla talks to Bibleman (1:01:00)

### **Tropes**

* Reprehensible Moral Message
* Indoctrination of Children
* Boss in a Bit Part
* Minority Best Friend
* The Eli Bosnick Story

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB
Only God Can (GAM313)

### Starring:

Donna D'Errico, Lisa Sheridan, Robbi Chong, Vanessa Evigan, Debra Capps, Greg Evigan

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Cara Santa Maria

***Only God Can*** is the story of five girl besties (four by the end) and their quest to stop having jobs and lives, and love Jesus.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because it's still better than Kyrsten Sinema.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you've ever used the phrase "Me and my girls", you have a poem about family crocheted somewhere in your house, and you'd like to speak to the manager, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Cara: …"white-sepremacists tame the black savage" movie dressed up as a playful romp about a girlie weekend away. [So many dog-whistles.]
* Noah: …use of a tourism bureau's money. [So many establishing shots of Charleston.]
* Eli: …alcoholism. [Might as well be shooting up paint-thinner.]

### **Notes**

* Somehow, no one in the episode mentioned that Coley is *Baywatch'*s [Donna D'Errico]. Sadly, in 2015 she was "in training for her 4th climb up Mt. Ararat in Eastern Turkey to search for the Biblical Noah’s Ark."
* GIF is pronounced with a hard G. As always, the creator of the format can go fuck himself.

### **Jokes**

* (27:25)
* (35:35)
* (45:05)
* iLoveSkinbooks.com (1:54:11)

### **Interstitials**

* Actual Lady-Person, Cara Santa Maria (7:50)
* Coley Running Wild (37:30)
* If Your Kid Dies, There is No God and They're Going to Return to the Void (1:13:02)

### **Tropes**

* Abusive/Neglectful Parent
* Bad Christian Space Work
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity
* Not Christian Enough
* Nothing Happens
* RACISM!

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Cara: And then the Storm of the Century struck Charleston. Everyone died; no one gave a fuck.
* Noah: Patrice realized that all lives *did* matter.
* Eli: Pastor Hot Rod molested the *shit* out of those kids.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* [Film on YouTube]
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Moink: Making Noah Say the Catchphrase (1:57:52)
* Hello Fresh: [CODE: AWFUL14] Poop-On Has a Michelin Star (2:01:56)
* Mint Mobile: Eli Uses Cara's Bathroom (2:03:35)
Battle of the Spirit and Power of God (GAM410)

The Tale Of The Fight Between A Man Of God And The Evil Man In The Village

### Starring:

Emanuel Ehumadu, Don Brymo, Gentle Jack, Ugo King, Emeka Ghana, Don Charles Maduka Pitakwa, Derek Uzo, Benjamin Nwaodo, Amani Josph Zeal Ibibia, Gana Gana Jonathan, Okika Somma Happiness, Rhema Perfect, Tari Kennth Loveth

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Viced Rhino

***Battle of the Spirit and Power of God*** is the story of microphone clipping.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because you'd probably notice if we didn't.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved The Vultures of Horror series, but its *complex* and intertwining plot was too much for you, you will *love* this afterlife punishment of a movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Justin: …writer exploring his newfound fetish. [Ed: Nuns.]
* Noah: …magical combat. [Ed: Laser fight! Fireball!]
* Eli: …last minute plot. [Ed: Setting up a sequel?]

### **Notes**

* Check out Justin on the [youtube.com/c/VicedRhino Viced Rhino] YouTube channel, on Twitter, on his website, or many other places.
* This episode was originally supposed to be Greg Locke's documentary style film, *Come Out in Jesus Name* (2023), but it was removed from YouTube. Locke announced on 2 July 2023 that he had scrubbed hundreds of video from his Facebook page: "We took [down] thousands … of videos, took about three or four days, deleted every one of them. All of them, all the rants. Not because what I said was wrong, but because when I became a man I put away childish things. And I've learned to say things better." Sure Greg, sure.

### **Jokes**

* [Justin: If we could go back a moment? There's one moment in the closed captioning which you seem to have *missed*, is when he's talking to them about Jesus, the closed captioning is convinced that he says "When Jesus was on the cross at Calvary, the rubber on his left spoke." That's "rubber", R U B B E R. So, now I'm picturing a sentient used condom being crucified beside Jesus, and I'm I gotta say, I'm *down* with this religion.] [Eli: Yeah! Yeah, no.] [Noah: No, right, right. The little opening would be the mouth, while he's talking.Yeah, like a tapeworm…]

### **Interstitials**

* Eli Becomes a YouTuber (5:43)
* First Writers' Meeting (36:18)
* Laser Bible vs. Fireball (1:00:19)
* Outtakes (1:27:29) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Bible Reading Montage
* Crazy Billionaire Money
* Heath is Away This Week
* Magical Black Person/Magical POC
* Nothing Happens
* Who's That Girl?

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Justin: The writer went on to discover his balloon fetish, and wrote a sequel where the heroes have to fight evil spirits at a carnival.
* Noah: Sister Mary eventually *did* get to take that piss.
* Eli: Nobody ever told Bitch Sleeves what his shirt said in English.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb
Christian Movie Bingo

**Christian Move Bingo** is a GAM Patreon reward for $5 Tier Patrons inside the contiguous US, and the amazingly talented Angelo Madrid has continued to add more squares over the years.

## Twitter

* 37 21 August 2021
* 36 15 July 2021
* 35 13 June 2021
* 34 19 May 2021
* 33 12 April 2021
* 32 28 March 2021
* 31 19 February 2021
* 30 9 January 2021
* 29 5 December 2020
* 28 1 November 2020
* 27 26 September 2020
* 26 10 September 2020
* 25 24 August 2020
* 24 16 August 2020
* 23 24 July 2020
* 22 16 April 2017
* 21 27 March 2017
* 20 3 February 2017
* 19 23 September 2016
* 18 27 August 2016 "The Passion of the Christ"
* 17 20 August 2016
* 1B 12 August 2016 "Muslim Movie Bingo #1"
* 16 29 July 2016
* 15 24 July 2016
* 14 16 July 2016
* 13 11 July 2016 "The Problem of Evil"
* 12 30 June 2016
* 11 24 June 2016 "Jesus was a Libertarian"
* 10 17 June 2016
* 09 11 June 2016 "Special Ladies Edition"
* 06 4 June 2016 [UPDATE]
* 08 4 June 2016
* 07 27 May 2016
* 06 20 May 2016
* 05 13 May 2016 "Music Cues"
* 04 5 May 2016
* 03 28 April 2016
* 02 24 April 2016
* 01 22 April 2016
Soul Surfer (GAM311)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

***Soul Surfer*** is the story of a Christian movie losing an argument with the Problem of Evil, inside the movie they wrote.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because back when we started to show, that didn't sound like the name of a shitty senator.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *The Karate Kid*, but you just wish Daniel Russo had lost a limb as a punishment from God, you will *love* this movie. It's basically that but surfing—it's *Point Forsake*.

### **Best Worst**

* Marsh: ...remembering this is a true story. [Harder to mock.]
* Noah: ...rival. [The real protagonist.]
* Heath: …manipulating Heath. [Adorable doggo, etc.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, *The Skeptic* (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year and MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.
* The subject of the movie, Bethany Hamilton, released a picture book in 2018 titled *Be Unstoppable: The Art of Never Giving Up* (having published seven previous books), followed by the film *Bethany Hamilton: Unstoppable* in 2019, and is a blogger, public speaker, and life coach.

### **Interstitials**

* True Story? Nah, Christian Movie (5:38)
* Climate Change Denier God (35:11)
* Bethany Does Crazy Arm Stuff (1:10:07)
* Danny La Rue (1:42:09) [Post Credits]
* Adequately Hydrated Ad Reads (1:42:30) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Looks Like...
* Heroes are Villains, Villains are Heroes
* Problem of Evil

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Marsh: Bethany's brothers never had the heart to admit what percentage of her fan mail was from random men asking for more footage of her handling foodstuff with her feet.
* Heath: God went on to keep doing white hat shark attacks, including the murder kind.
* Noah: The shark's family overcame his brutal murder, and his kids also went on to get inspirational shark awards.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Tushy: Swamp Ass/Bog Rump (1:43:47)
* Raycon: Noah Hates Everything, and Everyone Annoys Him (1:45:58)
* Cuts Clothing: Typical God Awful Movies Ad Experience (1:47:15)
Knowing (GAM356)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

***Knowing*** is the story of Nicolas Cage being an astrophysics professor at MIT, and God having to genocide the entire planet in response to that.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, or they put us in the Bad Place.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love disaster movies like *Don't Look Up*, but you feel like the real disaster was that the scientists failed to accept Jesus as their personal lord and savior, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Marsh: …astrophysicists. [Didn't notice that the sun was going bananas.]
* Noah: …surprise Christianity. [Trying to make it onto GAM, presumably.]
* Heath: …rocks. [For no reason.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, *The Skeptic* (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year and MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.

### **Interstitials**

* First Writer's Room Meeting (7:24)
* Gabriel's *Mayflower II* Trend Continues (44:18)
* Gabriel's Plan Gets Worse (1:16:52)
* *Londongrad* Podcast (1:54:24) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Alcohol=Bad Guy
* Abusive/Neglectful Parent
* And Then the Apocalypse Happens
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Marsh: 4169 eight-year-olds went on to starve to death on an alien cored planet.
* Noah: In this movie's timeline, Donald Trump went on to not be president.
* Heath: God went on to redo the sun—it was a whole thing.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* [Episode on YouTube]
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* Film on Tubi
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Quip: Shoe Polish for QED-Ready Teeth (1:58:02)
* Better Help: Easier than Eli Makes it Look (1:59:53)
* Hello Fresh: [CODE: AWFUL16] Boil Away That Pesky Flavor (2:01:17)
Left Behind (GAM004)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema in a futile effort to find the good one.

### **Notes**

* Check out Devin in GUS (Generic Underground Shelter), or on Instagram.

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse Happens
* Atheist Converts to Christianity
* Bible Reading Montage
* Cancer Wife/God Killed My Mom/Evil Stole My Faith
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Film on Youtube
* IMDB
Divination (GAM085)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Divination*** is the story of the epic struggle between good and evil to…gain control of a front yard in the suburbs (but it's awesome).

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because Eli's therapist would notice if he started cutting again.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love action movies about the politics of angels and demons, but you're worried not enough of them are about the dangers of Ouija boards, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: …circle the character name that doesn't belong. ["Wormwood."]
* Eli: …pregnancy pressure. [And that's compared to Eli's mom.]
* Eli: …divine-demonic work politics.

### **Notes**

* This is one of the *rare* movies reviewed by GAM that are highly recommended for listener viewing.
* The film was written and directed by Ben Pohl, and although the production company was apparently called "Abundant Productions", it has no credited producer, and only the name of the distributor, Bridgestone Multimedia Group seems to actually be attached. Apparently, principle photography wrapped in September 2010.

### **Jokes**

* [Eli: He tells them that humans are always trying to kill God because God wants them to be happy but they, they just won't.] [Heath: Head over to Sam Harris rigging up ACME dynamite, Eli tiptoeing up behind God with, like, ether and a rag.] [Eli: Angelo! Make that cartoon! Just redo as many Roadrunner cartoons with God and Sam Harris as you can]

### **Interstitials**

* Negative-Emotion Demon Job Orientation (6:28)
* Live Show Announcement (8:11) [Eli Misbooked.]
* Wormwood's Bird Components (1:10:51)
* Outtakes (1:50:53) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Cancer Wife/God Killed My Mom/Evil Stole My Faith
* Kitchen Table
* Looks Like…
* The Most Advanced C64 Ever!
* Sadness Box
* SEXISM
* The Eli Bosnick Story

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Joshua eventually went on to become assistant to the regional deity.
* Noah: Tye's obsession with Jason's virility got increasingly less comfortable.
* Eli: Fear retired to work on Eli full time.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2123174/ [IMDb]

### **Ad Reads**

* Casper Mattress: [CODE: AWFUL] Heath's Fuck Tour (1:52:46)
Samurai Cop (GAM Bonus 048)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Samurai Cop*** is the greatest trying that's ever happened. Eli is gonna have a child this week, but his life has *already* peaked—it's done—it's downhill for the child thing. And *Samurai Cop* is the story of—I'm quite certain—"reverse porn": I'm pretty sure they took an existing porn movie and just ADR'ed the whole thing into an action movie that's technically just a regular movie. And the plot is the word "samurai" and the word "cop", the end.

### **Opening Phrase:**

Where each month we sample another selection from secular cinema, because we knew that someday it would lead to to the promised land.

### **How Bad Was It?**

This is the best movie *ever*! It's… none of this postmodern "It's funny because we didn't try." This is hubris, and machismo, and cocaine, baked into a failure souffle, and it's *why we do the goddam job*.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...ADR.
* Noah: ...Cecil. [The main bad guy in this movie is almost exactly medium way between Cecil and Tom, but leaning towards Cecil.]
* Eli: ...kissing. [Matt, the star of this movie, was given lips for the first time, to work with in this film.]

### **Notes**

* Almost all of the dialogue shot outdoors (which were shot "wild") is the director doing an impersonation of the actors, and it is somehow less synched than bad Kung-Fu movie dubbing.
* The film was written, directed, and edited (along with Ruben Zadurian) by Amir Shervan, as was the earlier *Hollywood Cop* (1989), but *Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance* was not.

### **Interstitials**

* Emissary Schnorgon Reports to Captain Blorgon About 1980s Earth (7:48)
* Severed Head on a Piano (39:45)

### **Links**

* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube [The film is currently on Tubi]
* IMDB
Quigley (GAM429)

Heath Enwright

***Quigley*** is the story of Gary Busey playing a dog in a movie, and they chose the *dog* for most of the scenes because it delivered its lines better than he did.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie, so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *It's a Wonderful Life*, but you really wish the Jimmy Stewart role was played up by a coked-up orangutan in a BDSM collar and a Boris Johnson wig, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Cecil: …set design. [Pirates raides a Pier1.]
* Heath: …mystery genre. [Wacky Family Comedy or Niche Fetish Porn? Final score 18 to 37.]
* Marsh: …flimsy excuse for puppy-play kink porn.

### **Notes**

* Check out *professional podcaster* Cecil (Eli's best friend) on *Cognitive Dissonance*, his YouTube channel *Season Liberally*, and GAM sister show *Citation Needed*
* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, *The Skeptic* (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year and MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.
* Director William Hillman wrote a novelization of *Quigley*, as well as *Quigley 2*, a Christmas-themed film sequel which has apparently been in production since 2019.

### **Jokes**

* [Heath: We also find out here that German Janitor is a crazy hair-collector, so…] [Cecil: Fetish? Check. Yup.] [Heath: …go ahead and add some points.] [Cecil: Got one! Got one. Oh, and he also pulls a *glove* on in this scene. Uh, a rubber glove on this scene?] [Heath: He sure does. Snaps it right on.] [Yup. I'll do another one too. I'll put another one down. Go ahead.] [Heath: Okay, perfect. A *lot* of stuff is actually "wacky family comedy" *and* porn at the same time. I'm realizing that that crossover is too much.] [Marsh: Yeah, James Spader.] [Heath: There's too much that works for both.] [Both those things. He's absolutely both those things. It's James Spader. It's the perfe—he's the center of that Venn Diagram.] [\*laughter\*]

### **Interstitials**

* Regular Gary Busey (5:04)
* God & a Guy in a Pomeranian Suit (40:15)
* Method Writing (1:01:50)
* Pet Judge (1:32:00) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Bad Christian Space Work
* Behind on the Rent
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Crazy Billionaire Money
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity
* ~~Heath is Away This Week~~
* Name That Movie!
* Who's That Girl?

### **Animal House Close**

* Cecil: Gary's company finally coded a videogame for dogs: you need *three* joysticks to shit on a rug.
* Marsh: After pledging to share the company's profits equally, Gary went to hell for being a God damned communist.
* Heath: Gary Busey went on to start in *Gary Busey: Pet Judge* (for real—in real reality), in which he is the *judge* of a "pet court."

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Hello Fresh: [CODE:AWFULFRE] Eli Writes the Ads (1:32:53)
* Better Help: Marsh Liverpudlians About the Holidays (1:36:12)
God's Not Dead: We the People (GAM321)

### Starring:

David A.R. White, Francesca Battistelli, William Forsythe, Isaiah Washington, Antonio Sabato Jr.,

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***God's Not Dead: We the People*** is the story of why Christian parents need to put Critical Race Theory in their homeschool curriculum for six-year-olds *right now*—if they do not do it, the atheist government is gonna to execute every single one of them in *ten* seconds! Nine, eight… we'll do it.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because they won't sample themselves, no matter how nicely we ask.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love the classroom drama of the first *God's Not Dead*, but you've shifted the goalposts of evangelical Christianity from "believing in God is my right" to "I think I'll overthrow the US government", you will *love*this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...secret backstory revelation of a main character.
* Noah: ...superfans. [Have seen more David A. R. White movies than Noah.]
* Eli: ...last-minute anti-vaxx inclusion. [No, you can't show your anti-vaxx t-shirt.]

### **Notes**

* Watched in-theater during the three-day Fathom special event (4–6 October 2021), after which PureFlix (which is releasing the movie on 22 October) and Antonio Sabato Jr. (in a now deleted Tweet) claimed that it was the number one movie… presumably because it was the number one movie (i.e. the only movie) released that day
* Preceded on GAM by the *God's Not Dead* "God Awful Mini" on SA059, *God's Not Dead 2* (GAM033), a full review of *God's Not Dead* (GAM054), and *God's Not Dead: A Light in the Darkness* (GAM137).

### **Jokes**

* (57:34)
* (1:08:40)

### **Interstitials**

* David A. R. White's Story Meeting (7:02)
* Noah's Ark Homeschool (40:43)
* Testifying in Congress (1:13:20)
* Eli Forgets to Count (1:43:43) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Boss in a Bit Part
* Crazy Billionaire Money
* Conspicuous America Flag
* See You in Court!
* Kitchen Table
* RACISM!
* This is YOUR Movie!
* TRANSPHOBIA!

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: All those homeschool kids went on to invent cold fusion with Cesium because they knew the atomic number.
* Noah: Kayla fucked the Christianity right out of Brandon.
* Eli: David A. R. White is going to hell because he's divorced.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Better Help: Heath's Therapy Excuses (1:44:30)
* Mint Mobile]: Satan Apprentices with Big Mobile (1:46:31)
* Magic Spoon: [CODE: GAM] Used by Jesus at the Last Supper? (1:49:04)