HydrationSim

A simulator in which one can finally simulate the act of hydration. Go left, right, down or up. Notably only the first three have buttons, up only available through the arrow keys. Instead of the Up arrow, there is text, asking you to drink. At least, most of the time. Left and right are deemed North by the console, while down is East. Up is South. The directions of these, as you have probably realized, are not in line with directions as seen on something like a map. Or really, making any sense at all. But West still is not a thing. Probably.

For clarity, they will be referred to as their visible directions (up, down, left and right) instead of the cardinal equivalents. Mostly because of the two Norths.

There is a button in the lower right showing your current seed. Left and right remove and add 1 to your seed. Left and right point down when clicked, but this is purely an aesthetic change, and does not influence direction gone. Down gives you a random seed. Your random seed is NOT dependent on your current seed. It seems to be either 8 or 9 numbers long. Pressing UP appends 3 or 4 0s to your current seed. Clicking on your seed also allows you to edit it manually. Negative seeds break the background, while non-numbers can either not update your seed if pasted, or set it to 13 if typed. 13 is also the seed HydrationSim gives you when you attempt to delete the seed altogether through the lower right corner. Setting your seed to 0 via the URL will cause an infinite loading screen, but moving there or setting your seed via the lower right corner will show it to function normally.

Holding up for a long span of time, manually editing the seed with something that is not a number, or pressing up when in negative seeds will cause everything to disappear, leaving a white screen. Music plays and Zampanio's hidden functions are still active (see later), but the site otherwise just leaves. 1.0000000000000003e+303 is the point where this occurs when starting at a seed of 1, but different seeds can give slightly different results. Attempting to refresh or manually input seeds with nonnumbers and numbers will use any number before the nonnumbers, (for example, 1.0000000000000003e+303 would just be 1 due to the decimal point.) cutting off the rest.

In the center is a button, with the word DRINK. The console reveals this to be mere illusion. Instead, it recommends you drop the 'sim' part, and instead, actually hydrate. I also recommend such action.

Triggered the 'ending' once but you're on your own. That is a bit much to reveal here anyways, even for me.

In the code, there are a lot of chunks of ZampanioSim NorthNorth left unusable due to current priorities (You, drinking water.) This does mean ObserverBot can do nothing about you being a hacker. Finally, no consequences! Which is really boring and kind of defeats the point, but at least it's funny. Attempting to trigger an apocalypse through manual url editing appears to remove it from your url, but it still maintains its effects. The effect on HydrationSim is minimal. On Chaos it simply replaces some words and puts them back (akin to a calmer version of ThisIsASpiral), and on Order there does not appear to be a visible difference, although the console still notes you are in an Order apocalypse, so it IS active.

If images do not appear in HydrationSim, and you are not in a negative seed, disable Adblock. No ads, just water, I promise.