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Spawn v. Spamton

***State of Spawn v. Spamton Greg Spamton*** was the criminal trial of Spamton following his assistance in the Bank of Gex Heist.

## Background

Joe Swanson purchased counterfeit keys from Spamton a day before the robbery. The keys were used by Joe Swanson to enter the bank without activating the traps within the vault. Spamton, who owned a store within the bank's food court, was an immediate suspect and arrested by Mr. Clean after evidence of counterfeiting was found.

## Trial

### Opening Statement

The prosecution, consisting of Mr. Clean, Ian and Random Individual would state that Spamton was clearly guilty of aiding in the bank robbery based on his shady past and the evidence of counterfeiting. Saul Goodman, Spamton's lawyer would argue that Spamton was not guilty and that any evidence of his compliance was due to mental instability.

### Arguments

Saul summoned Dr. Phil to the stand to help Spamton plead insanity. Dr. Phil would diagnose Spamton as being insane, and Saul argued that he could not be prosecuted. However, the prosecution brings Dr. Mike to the stand to counter Dr. Phil's diagnosis. Mr. Clean and Ian testified on the stand saying that Spamton was complicit in the robbery, showing duplicate keys in his possession as evidence. Saul would state that as an employee of the bank, that it would not be strange for Spamton to have keys of his own.

### Verdict and Aftermath

The jury found Spamton not guilty, however Luigi would overrule the jury, stating that the evidence shows clear guilt. Spamton would be sent to the Hit by a Car Prison as his punishment. A few days later, Spamton would agree to provide information on the robbery in exchange for a reduced sentence. However, he was killed following a prison break-in.
Battle of Spawn

Lucas, Ian and Alice during the Battle of Spawn.

### Result

**Inconclusive*** Aleph, Zapata, Monty, and Lucas all lose a canon life in battle
* Several buildings in Gex are temporarily destroyed
* The Republic of Polaris surrenders in the First Gexan War

The **Battle of Spawn** was a pivotal battle during the First Gexan War. The battle was fought between an alliance formed of the Empire of Greater Gex and r/home, against the Republic of Polaris, who attacked Greater Gex through the Gravel Sea.

## History

### Destruction of Aquila

After the destruction of Aquila, the Polarites respawned at Spawn Hill, which lead to them attacking Greater Gex from there.

### Spawn Attack

In retaliation for the invasion, Polaris President Aleph, their Prime Minister, Duck, and Zapata, invaded Spawn through the Gravel Sea, unlike the Gexan's government prediction that Polaris would attack through Kamaro.

Upon arriving in Gex, Polaris began to bomb several buildings in Spawn, including roads and the capitol building. Despite Polaris doing massive damage to Gex, they were still outmatched in terms of gear, resulting in Aleph, Duck, and Zapata being repeteadly killed by the Gexan and r/home forces; Polaris still managed to kill Lucas at Spawn Fountain using TNT. During the battle, the Polarite forces destroyed several national landmarks such as Spawn Hill and the George W. Bush House.

### Aftermath

*Main article:* Treaty of Aquila
Realizing that they were ultimately losing the battle, Aleph, on behalf of Polaris, decided to surrender, and began discussing peace terms with Luke. After negotiation, Gex, Polaris, and r/home signed the Treaty of Aquila, officially ending the First Gexan War.
February 2021 Gex Elections

The **February 2021 Gex Elections** were a series of elections that were held on the third week of February. The votes were counted on February 18, 2021. Former Governor of Spawn Luke defeated Alice in the presidential election, while the Technocratic Party gained control of the Gex Council.

## Presidential election

### Ballot count

12

The February presidential election mainly focused on Alice's war crimes during the Swamp War. Chayse initially ran against Luke, however he dropped out in favor of becoming Luke's running mate, due to the two of them agreeing on most issues. After the second presidential debate, citizens of Gex began to vote. Votes were counted early on February 18, 2021, where Luke beat Alice in a landslide.

## Spawn gubernatorial election

### Ballot count

6

The Spawn Gubernatiorial Election focused on the growth and economic development of Spawn, Alyx, the former running mate of Luke ran against Anise, a new face in the political environment of Gex. Luke had endorsed Anise initially, however, the race was close because of Alyx's political ties to Luke. Anise later dropped out to found the United Nations.

## New Alaska gubernatorial election

### Ballot count

1

The New Alaska Gubernatorial Election had Julius, the founder of New Alaska running against Alt. Julius ran as an independent who caucused with the more socially progressive party. Julius beat Alt on February 18, 2021. Alt received no votes due to being unable to come on to vote for herself.
Fall of the Gex Republic

The **Fall of the Gex Republic**  is a major event that took place during the First Gexan War, it led to the formation of the Empire of Greater Gex on August 17, 2021.

## History

### Background

*Main article:* First Gexan War

On August 16, 2021, the district of New Alaska declared independence from the Republic of Gex. This started a war between Gex and the newly declated Republic of Polaris.

### Council Expulsions

As a result of councilmembers Aleph and Goblin Z. assisting in the foundation of Polaris, as well as serving in a rebel government, the Gex Council was quick to take a vote to expel them from Council for treason. The expulsion of the two led to a 67% Technocratic supermajority in the Gex Council.

### Abolishment of Council

The next day, the Gex Council voted to abolish council. Every councilmember with the exception of Jake voted yes on abolishing the Gex Council. This left a power gap in the Gexan government which handed absolute power to the President.

### New Consitution

Luke took the chance to write a new constitution in order to fix loopholes and other issues within the first constitution. In the process Luke founded the Empire of Greater Gex, and made himself an absolute dictator. Other clauses in the consitution mainly stayed the same. Alyx, Alice and Nick assisted in the writing of the new constitution. The constitution was ratified and Luke selected a new cabinet to assist him in government.
Spawn

The flag of Spawn.

Spawn Hill, the server's spawn.

**Spawn** is a state in the Empire of Greater Gex and formerly a district in the Republic of Gex.

## Geography and Economy

Spawn consists of mostly different forests, plains and a mountain. It is bordered by Kamaro to the south, Gravel Post to the north, Las Pipis to the east and the Gravel Sea to the west. The Gex River runs across Spawn, serving as an important trading route. Spawn's access to the Gravel Sea makes it the most important area in the Empire of Greater Gex. Spawn's economy is heavily self sufficient, with a majority of the farms of Gex being located here. Almost all of the farms in Spawn are automatic, making resources plentiful. Spawn is also home to the Johnson Trading Hall, the only villager trading hall in the country.

## History

### Founding

Spawn was initially settled on January 25, 2021, with the creation of the George W. Bush House by Luke. It became the home of another settlement near Orange Mountain before being founded as the District of Spawn in the Republic of Gex.

### Swamp War

When the Republic of Gex entered a war with the Swamp Empire, Spawn's borders were attacked numerous times. The Republic of Gex came out victorious eventually, and the Swamp Empire's lands were absorbed into Spawn and is now known as the Industrial District.

### Bombing and First Election

On February 12, 2021, Antho accidentally detonated a bomb in what is now the Shopping District of Spawn. The bombing is cause of Spawn’s unnaturally flat terrain. When Luke, the Governor of Spawn at the time ran for president, Spawn had it’s own election to elect a new governor. Jade rose up and initially ran unopposed. However, after Chayse dropped out of the presidential election, Alyx decided to run to become the Governor of Spawn. The vote was split 50/50, with Jade dropping out of the election after seeing the results.

### Expansion

Due to being faced by ocean on the west, Spawn had to expand eastward. Spawn annexed the areas east of the Gex River some time during February and later annexed remnants of the District of Scottland on April 26, 2021 after the Scottland Dissolution Act.
7CEA

> *Not to Be Confused with: 7CEA Indictment (Legal Action Against 7CEA), 7C Research (Company)*
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7CEA Technologies, also know as 7CEA, was a Tech Firm that specializes in Software and Hardware for computational systems, The Corporation also had subsectors within the corporation that specialize in other fields, 7CEA was a subsidiary of Solorigate Incorporated, 7CEA was the first company initialized in the Gex Republic by Chayse. 7CEA was since reorganized into 7C Research
McDonalds

McDonald's

**McDonald's** is an American fast food company, founded on February 22nd, 2021, as a restaurant operated by Lukas Kromer Mcalel in Spawn 2. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 2021 at a location in Spawn 2. In 2021, Jake Mr., a businessman, bought the company on April 23rd, 2021. McDonald's had a major security change, and was near to being closed by Anise Linux Star on the 24th of April, 2021, due to network intrusion. Anise failed, and the court-case never came to fruition.

McDonald's is the world's largest restaurant chain by revenue, serving over 69 million customers daily in over 1 country across 2 outlets as of 2021. Although McDonald's is best known for its hamburgers, cheeseburgers and french fries, they feature many other strange products, soft drinks, and desserts. In response to changing consumer tastes and a negative backlash because of the unhealthiness of their food, the company has added to its menu salads. The McDonald's Corporation revenues come from the rent, royalties, and fees paid by the franchisees, as well as sales in company-operated restaurants. According to two reports published in 2021, McDonald's is the world's second-largest private employer with 1 employee. As of 2021, McDonald's has the ninth-highest global brand valuation.

Yes this is the first 2 paragraphs of the McDonald's Wikipedia page but changed to fit SexMP lore.
First Ender Dragon Fight

Group photo taken before entering The End

Aftermath of the battle

The **First Ender Dragon Battle** was a major event in the SexMP. The battle saw a party consisting of Luke, IanTEB, and Julius face off against the Ender Dragon for the first time.

## History

### Pre-Fight

On January 27, 2021 Luke discovered a stronghold to the southwest of the Republic of Gex. He built a nether portal across from the stronghold's portal room and prepared for a battle with the Ender Dragon. On the morning of January 29, 2021 Luke asked around if people wanted to fight the Ender Dragon alongside him, to which Ian and Julius agreed. Luke also asked Treekono if they wanted to fight but was declined. Together the three ventured out to the stronghold where they took a photo before entering the portal.

### The Battle

After entering the portal, the three sought to destroy end crystals on the main end island. Afterwards, they attacked the Ender Dragon with Julius dealing the final blow. To celebrate their victory, Ian placed down a jukebox and played Stal to celebrate. However, Luke spawned in a second Ender Dragon so he could get the achievement for killing it.

### Aftermath

Ian and Luke both competed against each other to find the first elytra.
Gravel Post

The flag of Gravel Post.

Mario Pissing Gravel Post's landmark.

**Gravel Post**, often abbreviated to **GP** is a state in the Empire of Greater Gex and formerly a district in the Republic of Gex.

## Geography and Economy

Gravel Post is bordered by Spawn to the south, the American Dad Sea to the east and the Gravel Sea to the west, along with an international border with r/home. Most of Gravel Post was deemed uninhabitable due to mountains being difficult to live on. Gravel Post has a mostly self sufficient economy, however, it still somewhat depends on Spawn for basic exports.

## History

### Founding

Luke discovered Gravel Post on January 29, 2021. Gravel Post was colonized by the Republic of Gex in order to use the coastline to build a gunpowder farm in preparation for the Swamp War. After the end of the Swamp War, Alice decided to make her home in Gravel Post, with it being admitted as a district on February 8, 2021

### Development

TBA
Spibinator

*See also:* Western Sahara

*See also:* Lancer Fanclub

*See also:* Council of Gravel Post

**Spibinator**, also known as **Spibs**, is a member of the SexMP who joined in August 2021. Since joining, he has never left the side of **Sayori**, the founder of **Western Sahara** and quickly became her "right-hand man" (Slave).
June 2021 Gex Elections

The **June 2021 Gex Elections** are a series of elections held throughout the Republic of Gex on June 16, 2021. All districts held elections for their council seats except for Las Goblin and Sylvannia. President Luke ran for a second term against Las Goblin governor Goblin Aming.

## Presidential election

### Ballot count

20

The implications of the election were intense, due to Goblin's radical beliefs. Goblin was generally unpopular among the general public. Luke had chosen Alyx as his running mate instead of Chayse to increase his poll numbers, due to Chayse's recent actions within Solorigate being unpopular. The election focused on the economic growth of the Republic of Gex, along with supposed authoritarian policies enacted by Luke. The votes were counted on June 16, 2021, where Luke beat Goblin with 83% of the popular vote. Despite Goblin being unpopular, Luke won with a smaller margin than the previous election. Goblin refused to concede and began saying that the election was fraudulent, and that he was the true president.
Nick

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* Christmas
* Cartman

**Nick Cox** is a major character in the SexMP. He was a representative to the Gexan Council from Kamaro and currently plays an important role in influencing the current Gexan government.

## History

Nick joined the SexMP on March 29, 2021 and immediately began to build a house in Spawn. After some disputes regarding the placement of the home, Nick placed his house near Maine Street.

Nick voted for Antho in the April 2021 Gex Special Elections to fill the seat in Spawn's third council district.

### Council and the April Attacks

*Main article:* April Attacks

After the election, Luke appointed Nick to become the council member for Kamaro's newly formed council district. Nick built a house in Kamaro and served in council under the Technocratic Party. On April 12, 2021, Nick found his house burned down with a threatening letter in his mailbox. It would later be uncovered that these attacks were committed by the Technocratic Party itself.

### First Government Crisis

*Main article:* First Gexan Government Crisis

In June, Nick was asked to join Democrats 69 by Alt, Nick refused, however he agreed to have a partial coalition with their party. Nick worked for Luke as a spy into the Democrats 69's plans and would return information to the Technocrats. On June 23, 2021, Nick's apartment building was destroyed in an effort to threaten him into voting against Alice's impeachment. Nick continued to deliver information regarding the attempted secession of New Alaska to the central government until the end of the crisis.

## Voting History

### Gex Council

*See also:* List of Gex Council Bills
TBA
New Salamanca Offensive

Fighting outside the burnt Gexan consultate

The **New Salamanca Offensive** was a short counteroffensive on the Ne'er-do-well city of New Salamanca, launched by Ron Paul of the Ancap Libertarian Force in response to the Invasion of Ancapistan.

## Battle

### Invasion of New Salamanca

After r/home and the Empire of Greater Gex invaded Ancapistan on October 29, 2022, Ron Paul, a leader of the Ancap Libertarian Force, launched a counteroffensive on the Ne'er-do-well city of New Salamanca, which shares a river border with Ancapistan in the latter's east.

Paul entered New Salamanca through killing the river-guarding border guards. In the city, Ron Paul burnt the Empire of Greater Gex consultate.

### Liberation

On October 30, 2022, Ian met with the militia forces outside the burnt consultate, and began attacking them. After being chased more east into New Salamanca, Ron Paul rushed back to Ancap border, where he was opposed by more guards, though he was able to swim from them. The r/home forces continued to tail Paul into Ancapistan, and eventually killed him on the shore of a forest penninsula.

After the battle, r/home occupied the penninsula where they had killed Paul.
Jade

* Normal
* Formal

### Deaths

* Killed by Snowyy, Ian, Luke, Alice, and a Polarite guard during the Second Battle of Stiltonburg
* Killed by Ian, Luke, and LOLmaster69 during the Battle of Enumclaw

## History

### Residence(s)

Empire of Greater Gex(Formerly)
Bussy Land

### Home state

Spawn
New Alaska (Formerly)

### Occupation

Government Official
Corporate Executive

### Builds

Syndicate Campus
Central Park
United Nations HQ

### Wars and events

7CEA-United Nations Feud
The New Florida War
Execution of Mario
The Kamaro Bombing
Gexan Purge
Horse War

## Relationships and affiliations

### Family

Aleph (Former Partner)
Alyx (Sister)
Alt (Ex-wife, Deceased)

### Notable pet(s)

Daniel (Deceased)
Keke (Deceased)
Geoff Keighley (Deceased)
 Billy Bob (Deceased)
Mike (Deceased)

## 1st Republic of Gex Secretary of the Interior

### Succeeded by

*Herself as Minister of Domestic Affairs*

## Former Councilor from New Alaska

### Succeeded by

Aleph

**Jade Piss Balls Archer Star** is a major character of the SexMP, joining in February 2021. She is currently serving as the Prime Minister of Bussy Land.

## Details

Jade opposes the authoritarian rule of Luke's Administration and the Technocratic Party. She was initially a part of the Liberal Party, before breaking off into the Alliance and the Democratic-Republicans. She continued to fight corruption in the Gex government until her forced exile to Bussy Land.

## History

### The February Election

*Main article:* The February 2021 Gex Elections

Jade initially ran for Governor of Spawn against Alyx. She won 50% of the popular vote, but dropped out to form the United Nations

### Gexit

*Main article:* 7CEA-United Nations Feud

After the founding of the United Nations, Anise began to investigate 7CEA for human rights violations and weapons testing. She filed legal action against 7CEA and tried to take them to the International Court of Law, however, the Gex Council voted to leave the United Nations before she could do so.

### New Florida War

*Main article:* The New Florida War

Anise assisted in repairing the former district of New Florida after its destruction.

### The April Special Election

*Main article:* The April 2021 Gex Special Elections

Jade tried to fill empty seats in the Gex Council with Alliance members to control the government and put an end to the Technocrat's autocratic rule. She participated in Alt's rally in Kamaro that was later bombed. She is also responsible for distributing propaganda against the Technocrats and Libertarians.

## Pets

 Keke
 Geoff Keighley
 Billy Bob
 Mike
Grian Briffin

**Grian Briffin Griffin Minecraft**, who refers to himself as **The Right Honorable His Majesty Judge Grian Briffin Griffin Minecraft**, is a self-proclaimed "pro builder" and the judge in the International Court of Law representing r/home. Grian is played by Ian.

## History

### First appearance

Grian first appeared on the SexMP on November 12, 2021, and wandered around the Taliban headquarters. Grian then met with Omni-Man, who spat on Grian, instantly killing him.

After being killed by Omni-Man, Grian went and attacked Alice, before fleeing away to spawn, noticing he was about to die.

### Appointed judge for the International Court

On November 24, 2021, in preparation of Western Sahara suing r/home and the Empire of Greater Gex for war crimes, Ian appointed Grian Griffin as their judge to the International Court of Law.

### Second death

On December 4, 2021, Grian attended a demonstration of void technology at the College of Evil Science hosted by Jake. During Jake's speech, however, Mike, the *de-facto* god of the SexMP, was accidentally unbanished when the void was opened by Jake.

After being unbanished, Mike went on a killing spree, murdering Grian, as well as Sayori and Doofenshmirtz. After being murdered and now only having on canon life, Grian decided to run to r/home, where he was not found for the rest of the day.

### Halal Trial

*Main article:* Western Sahara v. r/home, Empire of Greater Gex
On December 13, 2021, Grian, as a member of the International Court, served as one of the four judges in the war criminal trial filed by Sayori in November. After hearing the defense and prosecution's arguments, Grian, along with all other judges, voted that Sayori should be found guilty of war crimes, rather than Greater Gex and r/home. After delivering his verdict, Grian and fellow judge Clippy were murdered in secret by Omni-Man, taking both of their final canon lives.

## Political beliefs

Grian Griffin has described himself as a hardcore individualist anarchist, and deeply despises the very concept of law and the courts. Despite this, Grian happily and proudly serves in the International Court of Law.

## Relationships

 Jake | Negative
 Omni-Man | Negative
 Jerry | Negative
Battle of Libertyville

Battle at the center of Libertyville

* Ancapistan is occupied by r/home and the Empire of Greater Gex; divided into three occupation zones
* Ron Paul commits suicide after retreating from Libertyville
* The population of Libertyville is massacred in battle

The **Battle of Libertyville** was a pivotal and also the final battle in the Invasion of Ancapistan, featuring the capture of the *de facto* capital Libertyville, and subsequent zone-divided occupation of Ancapistan.
Revival of Napoleon

The involved people after the revival

The **Revival of Napoleon** was a minor event in which both LOLmaster and Napoleon were revived by Luke, Ian, Erin, and Alice at an RSR property in Spawn.

## History

### Background

#### Death of LOLmaster

On February 24, 2021, LOLmaster first appeared. Upon joining, he tried to steal from Luke's house, leading to Jade killing LOLmaster, taking his only canon life.

#### Planning

Luke and Ian had planned to revive LOLmaster a few days prior to the event, and on January 17, 2022, taking advantage on how they were joined by Alice and Erin for the Execution of Plainrock, Luke and Ian decided to break into an RSR property to access its revival machine, and bring LOLmaster and Napoleon back to life.

### RSR Break-in

After arriving at the RSR building, Ian, Erin, and Alice were the first to break in. Upon arrival, they were attacked by the RSR security, consisting of four skeleton horsemen, although the intruders came out victorious in the ensuing battle.

After successfully breaking in, the intruders, now joined by Luke, proceeded to explore the property until they eventually found the revival machine.

### Revival and Escape

After finding the revival room, Luke added in the remaints of Napoleon and LOLmaster into the machine, and, after pressing some levers and buttons, both were revived, although LOLmaster quickly punched Napoleon to death, taking one of his canon lives.

After the murder, Ian and Erin escorted LOLmaster out of the building through a window, and Luke took Napoleon out of the building on his own.
R/home

Flag of r/home

**r/home** is a country founded by Ian on January 26, 2021, encompassing several biomes. An autocracy, the country is primarily settled in the Obama Continent, though its overseas territories technically make it transcontinental.

## History

### Founding and Initial Expansion

r/home was founded by Ian on January 26, 2021, taking over a western territory of the Swamp Empire. The country's first settlement was constructed on the same day, being a collection of a few artificial islands made out of dirt and cobblestone.

Shortly after aiding in the First Ender Dragon Fight on January 29, development of r/home was halted, though it would later resume in late March with the construction of a villager breeder and trading hall, utilizing villagers from New Alaskan tundra villages.

### April 2021 Election

*Main article:* April 2021 r/home leadership election
In mid-April, r/home announced that it would hold its first election to determine the Leader of r/home, a post held by Ian. Stefan Löfven, a homeless man walking the streets of r/home, decided to oppose Ian and his running mate, Lucas, in the election.

After Stefan was assassinated during a speech, the Food and Drugs Agency was established in order to perform a raid on Stefan's new-found residence, the Steffe Cave. During the raid, Stefan attacked and killed FDA Director Garre, causing Lucas to kill Stefan in retaliation. After the raid, Stefan was arrested by authorities, resulting in Ian winning the election by default on May 5, having anyways won 75% of the popular vote.

## Government

r/home is a unitary elective autocratic state that is headed by the nation's supreme leader, known officially as the Leader of r/home, who serves as both the head of state and government. The Premier of Cabinet serves as the nation's *de jure* head of the cabinet and deputy head of government, and is appointed by the leader.
NorwaySuckzSwedenRulez

The official flag of NorwaySuckzSwedenRulez

**NorwaySuckzSwedenRulez** is city in r/home, situated as an enclave in the Gexan state of Gamlared.

## History

### Löfven Purchase

The Leader of r/home, Ian, had expressed interest in aquiring the territory of the dissolved Sweden 2 since around the start of the December Attacks. Later following the signing of the Treaty of Christmas Eve, Ian began negotiating for the territory with the Greater Gex Emperor Luke, who had now acquired the primary settled area of Aquila as the state of Gamlared.

Eventually, on December 28, 2021, Luke offered the territory in exchange for a Leo head and a box of pubes, in addition to Greater Gex being allowed to keep MILF LAMP's stand as an enclave within r/home's enclave. Ian took up on Luke's offer, and established the territory as the the City of NorwaySuckzSwedenRulez.
7CEA-United Nations Feud

Alice stealing golems from 7CEA.

The 7CEA-United Nations feud is a major event that took place from February 2021 to March 2021. It saw 7CEA, the United Nations, and PETG face off against each other.

## History

### Golem Rights Movement

On February 21, 2021, Alice kidnapped an iron golem from the under construction 7CEA facility. She hid that golem in a hole in Spawn, where it was later shot to death by a skeleton. The next day Chayse proclaimed that the golems were "collateral" and created more of them in his facility. Upset at Chayse's mistreatment of golems, Alice founded PETG (People for the Ethical Treatment of Golems). Alice would continue to kidnap Chayse's golems throughout the month, and even created the Golem Hotel in Gravel Post, an underground bunker to hide golems.

### 7CEA Crimes Against Humanity

As a result of the Golem Rights Movement, combined with Alice's war crimes during the Swamp War, Chayse placed Alice on surveillance. He placed cameras all around Spawn, and even purchased a house next to Alice's house to spy on her. Chayse also decided to build a nuclear missile silo near the residential area of Spawn.

### United Nations

After hearing about Chayse's crimes, Jade filed a lawsuit on behalf of the United Nations against Chayse and 7CEA. The lawsuit was filed on February 27, 2021, and charges of human rights violations and weapon testing was put against him. Jade eventually did a full search of 7CEA's facility, which Chayse refused. After this, Jade added obstruction of justice to the list of charges against him.

### Death of Security Guard Stalin

Security Guard Stalin was an iron golem given to Luke during the Golem Rights Movement by Alice. Luke kept him in Chayse's surveillance house, which when searched by Jade, resulted in his death. After hearing about the death, Luke grew furious with the United Nations and proclaimed that they were causing more harm than good in the Republic of Gex.

### Gexit

As a result of the death of Security Guard Stalin, Luke proposed a bill to the Gex Council to leave the United Nations. The bill passed 2-1, with Antho and Alyx voting yes and Alice voting no. Enzo and Julius abstained from voting on the bill. The Republic of Gex officially left the United Nations on February 2, 2021, four days before the date of Chayse's trial.

## Aftermath

7CEA continued to grow and Chayse eventually hired Alice as the company's Golem Handler. Alice would climb the ranks and eventually become the CFO of Solorigate. On April 17, 2021, Alice was fired for sexual harassment. The United Nations continued to decline after Gex left, with it going dormant for a few months until June. The nuclear missile silo was eventually removed from Spawn entirely by Luke, who wanted to develop Spawn after the Spawn Riot.
New Alaska

Flag of New Alaska.

The "head" of New Alaska.

**New Alaska** was a former district in the Republic of Gex. It was dissolved on August 7, 2021 after declaring independence and becoming the Republic of Polaris.

## Geography and Economy

Due to the area being a permanent snowy tundra, New Alaska was difficult to establish civilization in. As a result of this, no major industries formed in New Alaska with the exception of the Lukas Trident Farm. However, New Alaska was the location of the Nova Technologies headquarters as well as the location of a large Lukas-Cox lab.

## History

### Founding

The head of New Alaska was originally under the control of the Swamp Empire. However after Julius built his home in it, the area controlled by the Swamp Empire along with the newly claimed Tundra Territory became the District of New Alaska.

### Spawn Exodus

Following the Spawn Riot, many citizens of Spawn decided to move out of Spawn. In particular, Jade and Alt moved out of Spawn and decided to settle in New Alaska. Jade built a house in New Alaska and decided to run in the upcoming council election, which she won unanimously.

### Development

After winning the election, Jade decided to attempt to develop New Alaska. However. Alt was controlling most of New Alaska's development and had invited people to settle in New Alaska along with her. The two planned a small town named Aquila right by the Kamaro border. However, planning did not go smoothly as nobody was able to agree with what buildings would go into the area, which resulted in buildings being constantly torn down . Luke who was opposed to Alt's leadership, along with the poor planning of New Alaska would frequently butt in and change plans within the district.

### Independence

As a result of the Gexan government controlling New Alaska, the citizens of New Alaska wanted to declare independence from the Republic of Gex. A group planned to declare independence and prepared for the impending war that would follow. However the plans were canceled after Luke was able to work things out with Aleph, the governor at the time. New Alaska formally declared independence after the Gexan invasion of Dead Bush which lead to them fighting a war against the Republic of Gex. The Republic of Polaris was formally recognized by both the Empire of Greater Gex and r/home following the signing of the Treaty of Aquila.
Second Halal War

A building being burned down in Western Sahara

### Result

**Coalitionary Victory*** Western Sahara and the Lancer Fanclub once again become allies
* Western Sahara begins to supply the Lancer Fanclub with gunpowder
* Sayori is banned from axing other players' copper and logs
* Jonathan is set to be publicly executed

The **Second Halal War** was a semi-minor conflict fought between the terrorist organization the Lancer Fanclub, unofficially known as the Taliban, the Empire of Greater Gex, and r/home, against Western Sahara.

## History

### Background

On November 12, 2021, Sayori, the Führer of Western Sahara, attacked the headquarters of the terrorist organization the Lancer Fanclub, better known as the Taliban. The attack initiated the Taliban to declare an offensive on Western Sahara, starting the First Halal War. During the war, Sayori was killed by Supreme Taliban Leader Ian in battle. After this battle, Western Sahara and the Taliban opted to instead become allies and focus on a war against the Republic of Polaris.

### Second Taliban HQ Bombing

Despite peace being made after the First Halal War, Sayori once again attacked the Taliban headquarters, killing the organization's Cum Dump, Boat Goat, in the process, although it would later be revived.

With the attack, the Taliban declared a second offensive on Western Sahara. They were immediately joined in the war by r/home, and later the Empire of Greater Gex, after Emperor Luke found that Sayori was potentially allying with the Chickens.

### Attack on Western Sahara

On November 18, 2021, Luke and Doofenshmirtz together burned down the city hall of Western Sahara. The Taliban also joined in on the attacks by bombing the country.

### Treaty of Bombs

*Main article:* Treaty of Bombs
Following the attack on Western Sahara, Ian, Taliban Head of Operations Alice, Luke, Doctor Doofenshmirtz, and Sayori met up in the Gexan district of Gravel Post to sign a treaty. After negotiations were completed, the treaty, in short, detailed that if Western Sahara providing military aid to the Taliban, then they would be granted peace. Once all parties had signed the treaty, the war was concluded.
Gex Council HD Remake

### Members

The **Council HD Remake Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series & Knuckles New Funky Mode + Bowser’s Minions + Bowser’s Fury + Bowser Jr’s Journey Deluxe Sister Location: 51 Worldwide Classics - Scott the Woz**, often shortened to **Council HD Remake**, is the legislative branch of the Empire of Greater Gex and the personal cabinet of Luke.
Burger King Empire

Unofficial flag of the Burger King Empire

The Burger King Empire's castle

The **Burger King Empire**, also known as the **Burger Kingdom** and officially as **Tumbleweed**, was an unrecognized breakaway state founded by Jakob and Lucas next to the Burger King in Spawn.

## History

### Founding and Attempted Coup

On December 9, 2021, Jakob and Lucas traveled to the Empire of Greater Gex, where they built a castle in Spawn. Jakob then began declaring himself the Emperor, and he and Lucas attempted to overthrow the Gexan government, although they were unsuccessful.

Luke of Greater Gex, with aid from Western Sahara, then began a small offensive against the Burger King Empire. A while later, Ian of r/home also arrived, who quickly took the side of Greater Gex.

### Half Gexan War

*Main article:* Half Gexan War
After a bit, Greater Gex furthered their offensive against the Burger King Empire, leading to Jakob and Lucas blowing up buildings in Spawn, including several public farms and the Golden Gate Bridge.

However, despite the Burger King Empire's greater amount of explosives, they were quickly surrounded at the server spawn, as a result of a smaller force and worse gear. Due to the extreme disadvantage, both Lucas and Jakob combat logged, leaving their castle defenseless.

### Dissolution

After Jakob and Lucas had fled from battle, Greater Gex easily conquered their land, officially dissolving the Burger King Empire. Their castle is currently used as a temporary royal palace, and is set to be used as such until the construction of a bigger one in Las Pipis.

## Government

The Burger King Empire appeared to be an absolute monarchy, where the Emperor had most, if not all, political and legal power. During its existence, Lucas acted as the Second-in-Command, although his duties, if he had any at all, are not known.

## International relations

 r/home | Negative
 Western Sahara | Negative
September 2021

The ninth month of the SexMP, **September 2021**, notably sees the start of the Second Gexan War, as well as the entirety of the Virgin War and the execution of Stefan Löfven. Additionally, Western Sahara was founded by Sayori on the 20th of the month.

## Timeline

### 9th

#### Events

* The Gravel Post Council is established by Alice.

### 14th

#### Events

* RSR begins selling the Red MK.II Grenade.

### 17th

#### Events

* Sayori is removed from the Gravel Post Council by Alice, after Sayori destroyed parts of goomba shidding and goomba slab.

### 20th

#### Events

* Western Sahara is founded by Sayori, with her assuming the role of supreme leader.
* Spibinator is appointed by Sayori as her Right-Hand Man.

### 22nd

#### Events

* Sweden 3 declares war on r/home, the Republic of Polaris, the Empire of Greater Gex, the Republic of Las Goblin, and the Republic of the Badlands.
* A battle is held between r/home and Sweden 3, with the former being victorious and Stefan Löfven being put on death row.

### 23rd

#### Events

* The Empire of Greater Gex declares war on the Republic of Las Goblin.
* Goblin Z. is unsuspended from the Polaris Parliament by Aleph.
* The Empire of Greater Gex adapts Kromer as their official currency.

### 25th

#### Events

* MMMMMMMMMMMM MILK is kidnapped from r/home. After an investigation by r/home and Jake of RSR, Alice is discovered to be the perpetrator.
Jakob

* Normal
* Old skin
* Bozo

**Jakob "Burrito" Hitler** is a minor character on the SexMP. He formerly served as the President of Dead Bush, and as the Emperor of the Burger King Empire.

## History

On April 13, 2021, IanTEB asked Luke to whitelist Jakob to the SexMP, as he was a friend of Lucas, which Luke did.

Later on April 15, two days later, Jakob joined the server for the first time. After travelling to r/home to meet with Lucas and Ian, Jakob began building a raft, which he claimed as his new nation. Ian, however, informed Jakob that he was building in r/home land, and, was he to claim it as his own nation, they would go to war. Lucas advised Jakob not to go to war with Ian, as he would not be able to win.

Jakob then set off to find new land to claim as his own nation, although he logged off shortly after taking down his raft in r/home.

Jakob would later join the server again on April 19, where he would wander around r/home and interact with Ian, Lucas, and Garre.

On May 14, 2021, Jakob, along with Poppy, founded the nation of Dead Bush. Shortly thereafter, Jakob self-elected himself as president of the nation.

 Preceded by**Office established** | **President of Dead Bush**May 2021 – August 2021
 Preceded by**Office established** | **Commander-in-Chief of the Mountain of Tirith**August 2021 – December 2021
 Preceded by**Office established** | **Emperor of the Burger King Empire**December 2021
First Battle of the Withers

The Withers attacking Western Sahara

The aftermath of the conflict outside Spibinator's home

### Result

**Taliban Victory*** Western Sahara is destroyed, with minimal damage also done to r/home
* The Halal Trial case is filed by Sayori

The **First Battle of the Withers** was a pivotal point in the Fourth Halal War, in which Western Sahara was attacked by the Lancer Fanclub and the Empire of Greater Gex using several Withers.

## History

### Background

On November 24, 2021, Sayori, the Führer of Western Sahara, went to r/home and axed some of the copper and logs in Ian's house, a violation of the then-newly-signed Treaty of Bombs. As a result of the violation, Omni-Man, a member of the Lancer Fanclub (Taliban), went and attempted to trap Sayori in Western Sahara, although he was unsuccessful.

After the failed trapping attempts, Omni-Man and Ian together began attacking and killing Sayori in r/home and Spawn, until all parties eventually made their way to Western Sahara instead.

### Battle of the Withers

In Western Sahara, Ian, Omni-Man, and later Luke, began stealing from the country and threatening Sayori. The arguing eventually lead to Ian summoning a Wither using skulls he had stolen from Sayori, who had himself stolen them from Luke's Wither Skeleton farm.

After the first Wither was summoned, Sayori made his way over to r/home, where he summoned his own Wither next to the trading hall. After quickly going to r/home and killing Sayori's Wither, Ian and Luke proceeded to summon many more Withers, leading to Sayori summoning yet another Wither in r/home, although it was also quickly defeated.

After Sayori was unable to kill all the Withers in his country, the Empire of Greater Gex and r/home offered their assistance, and all Withers were soon after killed.

### Aftermath

*Main article:* Western Sahara v. r/home, Empire of Greater Gex
After the battle concluded, Sayori filed a war criminal case against r/home and Greater Gex. The case was approved to the International Court of Law by United Nations Director-General Omni-Man soon after.
Execution of Plainrock

The **Execution of Plainrock** was a minor event in which popular YouTuber and asexual Plainrock124 was executed via a falling anvil outside the Gex Capitol Building.

## History

### Background

In one of his videos, Plainrock shredded an Amiibo Card of Brewster, which was thought of as a sin by many people. As a result, an execution for Plainrock was scheduled to take place outside the capitol building in the Empire of Greater Gex.

### Execution

On January 17, 2022, the execution took place, with Luke as executioner and Brewster as a special guest. It was also attended by Alice, Ian, Erin, and Jade.

After a short while, an anvil was dropped on Plainrock's head, killing him. He was buried next to his execution device only seconds later, although no funeral was held as a sign of disrespect.

### Aftermath

*Main article:* Revival of Napoleon
Shortly after the execution, Luke and Ian, taking advantage of the amount of present people, started a mission to break into an RSR property in Spawn, so that they could use their revival machine to bring Napoleon and LOLmaster back to life.
Damovie Indictment

**IN THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF LAW**

**FOR THE DISTRICT OF REPUBLIC OF GEX**

**V.**
**Luigi Damovie**

**Infractions:**
**Slavery**

**Charges:**
**Human Rights Violation 5th Degree**

Mr. Damovie is to appear before The International Court of Law on April Fifteenth of the year Two-Thousand and Twenty-One. Failure to appear will result in additional charges.

**Description of Charges**

1. Mr. Damovie actively enslaved individuals via the Doug Dimmadome Cult.

**Addendum I**

(See Record *Damovie-01*)

Mr. Damovie’s Properties are to be searched by Interpol and local law enforcement. Failure to allow this search will result in additional charges.
Mountain of Tirith

Flag of the Mountain of Tirith

The Mountain of Tirith

The **Mountain of Tirith**, officially spelt as the **mountain of tirith**, was a military government-in-exile consisting of Jakob and Lucas, located in a shattered savanna thousands of blocks away from other civilizations.

## History

### Founding

The Mountain of Tirith was founded in August 2021 by Jakob and Lucas as a means to escape persecution from the Empire of Greater Gex and r/home following the First Gexan War, in which Jakob and Lucas had bombed the Gexan districts of Spawn and New Alaska.

### Development

In the weeks following its founding, Jakob began the construction of a castle on top of a mountain, whereas Lucas began kidnapping villagers from a nearby village to get enchanted books, in order to supply Jakob with gear.

### Dissolution

*Main article:* Burger King Empire
On December 9, 2021, Lucas and Jakob abandoned the Mountain of Tirith, and went back to the Gravel Sea Area. After arriving in Spawn, they founded a breakaway state, named the Burger King Empire, resulting in the Half Gexan War.

### Annexation

*Main article:* Ne'er-do-well Tirith
Following the Half Gexan War, Ne'er-do-well Leader Ian and Greater Gex Emperor Luke raided the Mountain of Tirith, taking the remanining valuable resources from the territory. Ian then annexed the Mountain of Tirith into r/home as Ne'er-do-well Tirith.
Revival of Mario

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, the scene of the revival

The **Revival of Mario** was a minor event in which Mario was revived by Doofenshmirtz after being forced to by members of the Lancer Fanclub, unofficially known as the Taliban.

## History

### Background

On March 31, 2021, in celebration of the end of the Super Mario Bros. 35th Anniversary, Mario was executed in Spawn by Luke.

After the execution, the ghost of Mario showed up at the Central Park Opening, indicating that he wished to be revived.

### Revival

On October 29, 2021, Ian, Alice, and Sayori, all members of the Lancer Fanclub, went to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and threatened Doctor Doofenshmirtz into reviving Mario. Doofenshmirtz obliged, and used his revival machine to bring Mario back to life. After being revived, Mario swiftly and brutally murdered Doofenshmirtz, before running away.
Freedom Party

The Freedom Party is a political party in The Republic of Gex. They control 2/8 of the council. It was founded by Goblin as he broke off from the Libertarian Party. The Libertarian party was unstable, and the creation of the Freedom Party officially rendered it defunct. Luigi was a member, but left due to feeling internal pressure. The party is currently at odds with the Technocrats due to their former deal with the Alliance, among other grievances.
Cole Phelps

**Cole Phelps** is a character on the SexMP played by Luke. He was a dectective working for the Empire of Greater Gex up until his death. He is based a character from L.A. Noire with the same name.

## History

### Solorigate Robbery

Cole was called to investigate a crime scene at Satoshi Towers on November 2, 2021 after the building was robbed with a prototype product being stolen. He fell from the staircase and was killed.

### Nova Raid

On November 4, 2021, Cole and Alice raided Nova Technologies after being told that the building contained illegal items and player heads. The two scoured the building looking for illegal items and destroying them in the process. During the raid, the two murdered many test subjects. On level 4 of Nova, Cole accidentally detonated TNT inside of the building, killing him instantly.

### Death

A few weeks prior, a house next to the residence of Jade was occupied by the government, and spy equipment was set around the area after Jade was suspected of being an enemy of the state. Cole was put in charge of the investigation operation, and was given orders to self destruct the building if he was caught, destroying any evidence. On November 21, 2021, Jade found out that the house next to hers was bugged, leading to Cole pressing the self destruct button and killing himself.
Ne'er-do-well Tirith

Flag of Ne'er-do-well Tirith

The Mountain of Tirith

**Ne'er-do-well Tirith**, or unofficially the **Ne'er-do-well Mountain of Tirith**, is an unincorporated and unorganized territory of r/home, acquired following the annexation of the Mountain of Tirith.

## Geography and Government

Tirith mainly encompasses shattered savanna, plains, and tundra biomes, and is centered around a savanna mountain, called the Mountain of Tirith. The territory is both a unincorporated and unorganized part of r/home, with the region being directly, but informally, administered by the r/home government.

## History

### Annexation

Following the Half Gexan War, Ian and Luke traveled to the Mountain of Tirith to loot it of its valuables. Following the raid, with support from the Empire of Greater Gex, Ian annexed Tirith on behalf of r/home, and later named it Ne'er-do-well Tirith.

On May 8, 2022, Ian discovered a temporary base made by Lucas and Jakob in a desert prior to the founding of the Mountain of Tirith. On the same day, r/home annexed the base into Ne'er-do-well Tirith.