Curious George Funnypasta

Made on August 25, 2020

This is a parody of terrible creepypastas. None of this is real to the slightest

It was another average day at my apartment. Nothing too exciting was happening, and all I was doing was sitting on my bed, watching Netflix. And suddenly, I heard a knock on the living room door. I got off my bed, went to the living room and opened the door. However, nobody was there. just a box from EBay. and I was pretty damn sure I didn't order anything from the past few weeks or so. However, I was skeptical and I wanted to know what was inside. Inside the box was a DVD disc with the name "Curious George SMACK DAB HOUR." It was pretty dusty and the name was written with a black sharpie. As someone who used to watch Curious George a lot as a little boy, I kind of wanted to watch this for myself. And so, I got out my DVD player and put it in. After putting the DVD in came the menu screen. It seemed pretty basic and the background was a scene from the show. After selecting the play button the intro plays. However in some parts it started glitching a little bit. Nothing to worry about, It might've been my DVD player or the Disc itself. Now on to the actual episode. The title card reads "Wiseman leaves The man with the yellow hat" before it fades to white. The first scene showed George in kindergarten, playing with his toy family set. As he said to himself with his Chuck Norris voice, "This is the the man with the yellow hat," as he put the plastic figure in the pretend bedroom. "This is Professor Wiseman,"Â  putting the second plastic figure in the pretend living room . "This is Bill," as he puts the figure in the kitchen "This is Allie, and there's the dog" as he puts the last 2 figures the other bedroom. So far, almost everything seemed fine and dandy. Until the very next scene. Ted and Wiseman are in the kitchen having breakfast. Ted says to his wife. "Y'know Wiseman, I think we've been spoiling George and Allie for a little bit too long." Wiseman replied. "I just don't want to be too hard on them, they are 5 and 3 after all." "That's the point, wiseman! You're not showing any discipline for them! At least scold them when they misbehave!" At this moment you can already tell that Wiseman is fed up with teds bullshit. "WELL MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO!" Wiseman yelled as she had tears in her eyes. Wiseman ran upstairs into her room to pack up her things to leave. As she did, Ted went into her room and softly said "Wiseman I-"Wiseman interrupted. "WE NEED TO BE ALONE FOR ONCE TED!" Wiseman started sobbing. It was surprisingly realistic. Ted went into George's room to tell him what was actually going on. "George, go get your friend and you two come downstairs.." he said in a more serious voice. As soon as George and Allie got downstairs and Ted actually told him what was going on.

"George, Allie, Wiseman and I are getting a divorce." George questioned, being the impressionable monkey he is. "What's a divorce, Ted?" "Well, George. To keep it simple, when a woman and men don't like each other anymore, the woman leaves the man behind with his daughter and son." "But who's leaving?" George replied. "I'm afraid Wiseman is.." said Ted. "But Allie don't want wiseman to leave!" Allie exclaimed. "She'll still love you, She just won't love me anymore..." Replied Ted in a depressed tone. Ted went back to his room while Wiseman came downstairs to say goodbye to George, Allie, and Hundley. "You two be good for Ted while I'm away, okay?" Wiseman said to both of them. "Okay Wiseman." She said she loved them and kissed them on their foreheads. While Hundley came up to Wiseman and purred. Wiseman giggled, "I'll miss you too, Hundley." And with her stuff in a luggage, she closed the front door and the episode ends.

I am surprised that a show like Curious George would handle topics like divorce. And seeing an impressionable monkey like George deal with a topic like that is just amazingly dark.