Colonization: Another Pin in the Bulletin

* **Finn168719**
* Penwardian Colony ships starts flying into an unknown system in Finn's Galaxy
* Penwardian Colony ships prepares to fly into the Pangea-Ultima like planet to find area to colonize
* **Hiddenlich**
* Jason: Gosh, I can't believe that we can start a new life!
* Keira: Me either! I am glad we can finally live together in peace!
* **Finn168719**
* James: Yea.
* James: I wonder when do we win the colonization race against the Imperialists?
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: The Imperium has no match against the republic! We are too strong and numerous! \*Coughs\*
* Brian: Nationalist...
* **Finn168719**
* James: The Imperium doesn't have a scientific team, they steal scientific technology and take children from their residents to raise them into military.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FREELOADER!
* Brian: At least James is civilized...
* **Finn168719**
* James: Even though their troopers would outnumber us, we will obliterate them with Technology.
* **Hiddenlich**
* The Colony Ship lands on the planet
* Explorers are sent to investigate the environment while the people start readying their belongings and supplies
* **Finn168719**
* Zack: They were Penwardians like us, but they were war hungry and they were imperialist counterparts of the Republic.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: Heff. I cough at that. They were renegades, only wanting power and influence. Prime jealousy for the Penwardian government's massive control over the stars.
* **Finn168719**
* James: And they were Penwardian Supremacists.
* James: And they also came from the other dimension.
* **Hiddenlich**
* A few hours later, the colonists head outdoors, to start establishing the colony
* The environment is much like Earth's, but it is more clean and natural
* **Finn168719**
* James sees the Oddsock/Penwardian Dog hybrid, but they look like Jake the dog.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: What is that thing? It looks... weird...
* **Finn168719**
* James: It's like a Penwardian Dog that looks like an Oddsock.
* James: We should name it Jakesock, since Jake is the pet of the first leader of the Republic.
* James: Which the First leader retired.
* James observes the Jakesocks hunting down a Yoshi Cupcrake pack member
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: What is that lizard thing doing here?
* **Finn168719**
* James: What's that lizard?
* A Jakesock slices the Yoshi Cupcrake pack member multiple times with their claws, killing it
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: The Yoshi Cupcrakes inhabit much of the UFK's territory
* **Finn168719**
* The Jakesock eats the Yoshi Cupcrake's corpse
* The Jakesock pack members walk to the Colonists and starts panting
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: At least I love my country and believe in it's success.
* Brian: It won't always succeed, and just like the other historical nations, it will one day fall, or be absorbed into other nations.
* **Finn168719**
* some of the Colonists start domesticating the Jakesocks
* James: They behave much like dogs.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Scientist: How interesting.
* **Finn168719**
* 3 hours later, the Colonists built the city
* **Hiddenlich**
* Scientist: The Penwardian Dog only inhabited the home cluster. I must take a DNA and compare the DNA of the Penwardian Dog, and the Jakesock
* **Finn168719**
* James: People might make weird theories that the Jakesock is a hybrid of the Oddsock, and the Penwardian Dog.
* **Hiddenlich**
* James sees a scientist collecting blood samples from a Jakesock
* Scientist: How remarkable! This blood is pink, with small white beads!
* **Finn168719**
* James: Wow.
* James: That's unique!
* **Hiddenlich**
* The Scientist puts a bandage on the blood drawn area, and took the samples to the Institute of Colonial Science
* **Finn168719**
* The Scientists starts comparing the blood samples
* **Hiddenlich**
* Scientist 2: Great Scott!
* Scientist 2: This looks like the work of hybridization and genetic engineering!
* **Finn168719**
* Scientist 3: Yep.
* Scientist 3: Let's show the results to the public!
* **Hiddenlich**
* The results are shown, and the conspiracy theories begin to grow about the origin of the Jakesocks
* **Finn168719**
* James: I wonder what's happening to the Flashpoint Paradox dimension Earth when the Fakeinns were trying to liberate England from the Amazons.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: I wonder if this planet has been colonized before. By another race, or even the UFK.
* **Finn168719**
* James: I wonder either.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: YOU ARE A RENEGADE TO THINK THAT! WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SENT HERE IF IT WERE COLONIZED BEFORE!
* **Finn168719**
* James: Why are you yelling alot!?!
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: We know you are a nationalist, so please stop spreading facts about yourself to the public on your beliefs.
* **Finn168719**
* James: The Fakeinns, also known as the Fake Finns had liberated London from the Amazons.
* James: Which the Amazons are usually extremists.
* James: And they also wear wristbands that deflects bullets.
* James: Which the Flashpoint Paradox Earth were inhabitated by Comicans (Penwardian nickname for Comic book humans)
* **Hiddenlich**
* A bird smacks into James' house
* It breaks it's beak
* **Finn168719**
* James grabs the bird and takes it to the Vet
* James walks back to his house
* **Hiddenlich**
* James' window is broken from the bird
* **Finn168719**
* James: Well, time to fix it
* James starts fixing the window
* **Hiddenlich**
* A rock is then thrown through the window James is trying to fix
* **Finn168719**
* James: I'm wondering who throw that rock
* James starts searching for someone who throw that rock
* **Hiddenlich**
* Lightning strikes the roof of his house, causing it to collapse
* **Finn168719**
* James: Looks like i'm having bad luck.
* Meanwhile outside the walls of the Colony

* Soldier 1: I'm wondering when will we see intruders?
* 8:40Hiddenlich
* Ant-like aliens approach walls of the colony, wondering who built it
* 8:40Finn168719Soldier 1: Who are you?
* 8:41HiddenlichThe Ant Person uses it's mandibles to communicate, but it cannot be understood
* 8:42Finn168719Soldier 1: Let's use the translation device
* Soldiers starts using the translation device to know what the Ant Person is saying
* 8:43HiddenlichIt does not pick up anything, due to the strange sounds
* 8:43Finn168719Soldier 1: That's weird not able to translate.
* 8:44HiddenlichThe Ant Person opens it's mandibles out wide, and then points at a large tunnel. The Ant-like aliens then head into the cave, and the soldiers follow them
* 8:17Finn168719Soldier 1: Hmmm....
* 8:18Finn168719Soldier 1 starts looking around the cave
* 8:20HiddenlichThe cave has yellow carvings all over the walls
* Soldier 2: Communication perhaps?
* 8:20Finn168719Soldier 1: I think so.
* 8:20HiddenlichThe Ant-like aliens stop
* 8:21Finn168719Soldier 1: Huh?
* 8:21Hiddenlich
* An huge dragonfly rises out of a hole, with a saddle on it's back
* 8:22Finn168719Soldier 1: WHAT THE H-
* 8:22HiddenlichThe Ant-like aliens get on the dragonfly, and motion the Soldiers to it
* Soldier 2: I think they want us to get on the bug
* 8:24Finn168719Soldier 1: Weird.
* 8:25HiddenlichSoldier 2 gets on the bug
* 8:25Finn168719Soldier 1 gets on the bug
* 8:26Hiddenlich
* The dragonfly lowers down into a stone structure, covered with vegetation
* There are more Ant-like aliens
* 8:27Finn168719Soldier 1: We should probably inform the scientists about it.
* 8:27HiddenlichSoldier 2: How would we do that? We are-
* A huge 7 eyed crab with 52 legs and one claw approaches the dragonfly as it lands
* 8:29Finn168719Soldier 1: A crab!
* 8:32HiddenlichOkin: I am Okin. Okin leader of what you would call ant people
* 8:33Finn168719Soldier 1: I'm just a colonist.
* 8:33HiddenlichOkin: Okin know you are a soldier, and a defender.
* Okin: Okin know your kind were here before.
* Okin: Okin understand you are not like the first...
* 8:35Finn168719Soldier 1: I heard of some theories that an ancient civilization colonized this planet before.
* 8:36HiddenlichOkin: Your theories are wrong.
* Okin: Your kind came here before, in an effort to conquer all civilizations.
* 8:37Finn168719Soldier 1: Conquer all civilizations?
* 8:37HiddenlichOkin: And kill defecting races like Okin's.
* Okin: Okin's people were pushed to the brink, and even after 5 centuries, we are still recovering.
* 8:40Finn168719Soldier 1: \*thinking\* The Imperialists...
* 8:41HiddenlichOkin: Wrong.
* Okin: There was an ancient Fascist power amongst your people, long before you were born.
* 8:42Finn168719Soldier 1: You can mind read?
* 8:42HiddenlichOkin: They virtually owned half of your parliament, and were able to make decisions that could push the other parliamentary members into the sand.
* Okin: Only 12 years and 3 months later, they were put out of power, after a bloody civil war plagued your kind.
* Soldier 2: ...
* 8:45Finn168719Soldier 1: ...
* 8:46HiddenlichOkin: Fear sweeps your mind, as you understand that Okin can read and listen to your every thought, word, and memory.
* SwiftVisionX has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
* 8:46HiddenlichOkin: I have not brought you here to feel threatened.
* Okin: I only bring you here to understand that Okin has seen things your kind would never want to speak of again.
* Okin: Okin wants to be at peace with your kind.
* Okin: \*Makes mandible movements\*
* 8:48Finn168719Soldier 1: Hmm... that explains history.
* 8:48HiddenlichAn Ant-person motions the two soldiers to the dragon fly
* 8:50Finn168719Soldier 1 gets on the dragon fly
* 8:51HiddenlichSoldier 2 gets on it, and the dragon fly rises to the top of the hole
* 8:53Finn168719Soldier 1: \*thinking\* Let's hope PETA didn't took over the multiverse.
* 8:56HiddenlichThe soldiers head to the Institute of Colonial Science, and report about their encounter with the Ant people
* 8:57Finn168719Scientist 1: Interesting.
* 9:01HiddenlichDr. Grosnov: Ant people? Why would Ant people let a foreign race into their city?
* 9:02Finn168719Soldier 1: I'm not sur-
* 9:03HiddenlichSoldier 2: They mentioned the Amuscad War.
* Soldier 2: Well, the monarch mentioned the Amuscad War
* 9:04Finn168719Soldier 1: I wonder what year did it happened.
* 9:04HiddenlichSoldier 2: He said that his race was nearly wiped out by the Penwardian Fascists of the past
* 9:05Finn168719Soldier 1 checks the history book, trying to find out what year did the Amuscad War happened
* 9:09HiddenlichSoldier 5: It had to be at least 5 centuries ago
* Soldier 2
* 9:09Finn168719Soldier 1: 5 centuries ago...
* Meanwhile outside the planet, The Imperialists planned to cheat on the space race by invading the colony
* Imperial Trooper 1: Why are we going to invad-
* 9:13HiddenlichImperial Warlord: WE ARE GOING TO INVADE THAT COLONY, AND STEAL ALL OF THEIR TOILET PAPER TO SAVE IMPERIALISM, AND END THE SPACE RACE!
* 9:13Finn168719Imperial Trooper 1: What a moro-
* Imperial Trooper 2: Obey the superiors or be executed for treason.
* 9:15HiddenlichImperial Warlord: THAT IS WHAT THEY TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!
* Imperial Warlord: If they can't wipe their buttocks, they can't go anywhere without stinking up the place
* Imperial Warlord: They would be unclean. Would you rather be with a group who is clean, or unclean?
* 9:16Finn168719Imperial Trooper 1: You know, other nations would send toilet papers in response to this.
* Imperial Trooper 1: We should probably take over this planet instead.
* 9:18HiddenlichImperial Warlord: Why don't we just bomb the colony and destroy all of their toilet paper instead?
* 9:20Finn168719Imperial Trooper 1: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
* Imperial Trooper 1: I'M OUT OF HERE!
* Imperial Trooper 1 steals the escape pod and gets out of the ship
* 9:21HiddenlichImperial Warlord: Lock all missile systems on the colony.
* 9:22Finn168719A Penwardian fleet appeared
* Imperial Soldier 2: Sh\*t, the Republicans found out about this plan!
* 9:25HiddenlichImperial Warlord: FIRE ALL WEAPONS AT THE FLEET!
* Imperial Soldier 3: Wait, does that mean we are liberal?
* 9:26Finn168719Imperial Soldier 2: ...
* Three Penwardian dropships entered the docking bay
* Republic Soldiers started shooting at the Imperial Troopers
* 9:28HiddenlichThe Imperial Troopers shoot back
* 9:28Finn168719Some Republic Soldiers were killed in a process
* Republic Soldier 1 throws the grenade at the Imperial Troopers
* the grenade explodes killing the Imperial Troopers that close to the grenade

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* Dudeguy WC:Imperial Soldier 7: But wait, if we are liberal, then we must have GUN CONTROL
* 5:43Finn168719The Republic Troops are referred to UKP (United Kingdom of Penwardia)
* 5:43Dudeguy WC
* the soldier arms his gun with a small bomb and throws it at the republicans\*
* 5:43Finn168719While the Imperials are referred to the traitors of Penwardia
* Or even their alter ego
* 5:44HiddenlichSergeant Yoland Rump: LIBBIES ALL OVER THE PLACE!
* Sergeant Yoland Rump: WE CAN'T LET THEM OVERRUN OUR BORDER WITH BULL CRAP LIKE THIS! KILL THEM ALL!
* 5:45Finn168719Penwardian soldier 1: Border?
* 5:45Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier 7: BUT WE MUST ALLOW ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS HERE
* Imperial Soldier 7: NOW FLOOD THEM WITH IMMIGRANTS
* 5:45Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1: We only open the border for more population!
* 5:45Dudeguy WCImperial Trooper 4: ...Uh, we don't have immigrants....
* 5:46HiddenlichYoland Rump: I have no problem with legal immigrants, BUT YOU ARE THE ILLEGAL ONES THAT NEED TO DIE!
* 5:46Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1: ....
* 5:46Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier 7: ...Oh
* Imperial Soldier 7: Well I'm f\*\*ked
* 5:46Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1: Illegal Immigrants.....
* 5:46HiddenlichYoland Rump shoots his gun, but has no control over where the lasers go
* Yoland Rump: YOWZA!
* It kills 2 Republic troopers
* 5:46Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1: Your only going to be xenophobic you K\*rwa!
* 5:46Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier 7: MORE BOMBS
* 5:46HiddenlichAn Imperial is video taping Rump killing his friends
* 5:47Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1 shoots Rump in the head
* 5:47Dudeguy WC
* the soldier throws another bomb at a penwardian soldier
* or a hand grenade I guess\*
* 5:47Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1 shoots at the Imperial Soldier before dying from explosions
* 5:48Dudeguy WC
* the imperial soldier is badly wounded but continues talking crazy\*
* Imperial Soldier 7: SEE THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE HAD GUN CONTROL
* 5:48HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2: CLEANSE THIS LIBERAL INFECTION BEFORE IT BECOMES A RED GIANT! (Wow a mouthful for political propaganda)
* 5:48Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier 7: \*voice getting softer\* NOW SEND In the hard working...immigrants
* Imperial Soldier 7: ...We need, hard, hard workin...
* 5:49HiddenlichImmigrants come, but they only shoot at the Imperials
* 5:49Finn168719A Finnittanian Soldier appeared
* 5:49Dudeguy WC
* the soldier dies\*
* 5:49HiddenlichImmigrant Penwardian: FOR THE REPUBLIC!
* 5:49Dudeguy WCCrazy Immigrant: FOR THE FISH GOD
* 5:49Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Finnglish soldier here reporting for assistance!
* Finnittanian Soldier 1: LORD FINN SAVE THE QUEEN!
* Finnittanian Soldier 1 started shooting at the Imperials
* 5:50Dudeguy WCImperial Trooper 8: Good thing I came with a backup plan
* Imperial Trooper 8 calls a number\*
* 5:51HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2 takes out a missile launcher, and aims it for the hangar entry way
* Penwardian Soldier 2: Let's break in!
* 5:51Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : No
* Penwardian "Soldier" : I got a better idea
* (He's not actually a soldier so the other soldiers should be getting suspicious of his behavior)
* 5:53Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Send in the Super Soldiers!
* 5:54HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2: FOR THE GEORGE TROOPERS!
* A missile is fired at the door, but it ricochets and hits one of the shuttles
* 5:55Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : You idiot. Let me see that launcher
* 5:55HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2: You only infantry. You do not have the requisition keys for a missile launcher, dimbo!
* 5:56Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Fine then, just take another shot
* 5:56HiddenlichImperial Warlord: \*In the bridge\* What are they doing down there?
* 5:56Dudeguy WC
* the "Soldier" moves behind the other one\*
* 5:56HiddenlichThe Penwardian Soldier fires another missile, and destroys part of the door
* 5:57Dudeguy WC
* the "Soldier" snaps the soldier's neck as the explosion occurs\*
* Penwardian "Soldier" : OH GOD
* 5:58Hiddenlich
* The door opens, and a Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier comes out
* 5:58Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : SOMEONE GET THE MEDIC THIS GUY'S DOWN
* 5:58HiddenlichHeavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier: My class is very long and conservatively biased, and since I am a liberal, YOU WILL ALL DIE!
* The Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier fires his plasma mini-gun at the Penwardian/Finnitanian soldiers
* 5:59Dudeguy WC
* The Penwardian "Soldier" takes the launcher and pretends he's gonna shoot the infantry\*
* 6:00HiddenlichThe Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier shoots the Penwardian "Soldier" thinking of him as just a normal enemy
* Penwardian Soldier 5: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
* 6:00Dudeguy WC
* the "soldier" blocks with the launcher\*
* assuming it's thick enough to block bullets\*
* 6:01Finn168719Finn Clones MK I, and MK II appeared and started attacking the Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier
* Because the Clones are Finnittanian SuperSoldiers
* 6:01Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : I better be paid double for this....
* 6:01HiddenlichHRSIS: HA HA HA!!! \*Fires small missiles from his back mini-launchers\*
* 6:01Dudeguy WC
* he turns around and aims at the other penwardians\*
* 6:02HiddenlichPenwardian Commander: OPEN FIRE!
* 6:02Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Ok
* 6:02Finn168719Finn Clone 60 MK II: Interesting...
* 6:02Dudeguy WC
* he shoots at the other penwardians\*
* 6:04HiddenlichThe HRSIS helps the Rogue "Soldier" fight off the Penwardians
* Penwardian Staff Sergeant: WE NEED TO GET OUR \*RS\*S OUT OF HERE!
* 6:04Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Oh good, it's about time that other Imperial told you who I was
* 6:05Finn168719Finn Clone 60 MK II: Let's kill the Soldier!
* Finn Clone 60 MK II shoots the "Soldier" with the Minigun
* 6:06Dudeguy WC
* the "Soldier" drops his launcher and gets his pistol with his left arm\*
* Penwardian "Soldier" : Errrgh!
* 6:07Finn168719Finn Clone 70 started shooting the "Soldier" with a Bullseye
* 6:07Dudeguy WC
* the "Soldier" is more alert and dodges\*
* 6:07Hiddenlich
* Meanwhile, on the planet
* The Imperium are now invading the colony
* They attack any military personnel on sight, and release many rabid Jakedogs
* 6:09Dudeguy WCImperial: WE NEED TO BAN DYING SO NO ONE DIES!!! IT'S THE FINAL EVOLUTION OF VIOLENCE CONTROL
* 6:09Finn168719Finnittanian dropships were sent to defend the Penwardian Colony from the Imperium
* 6:11HiddenlichImperial Solder: But what about dying of disease, old age, accidents
* ?
* 6:11Dudeguy WCImperial: THEN WE BAN THOSE TOO
* 6:11Finn168719Finn Clone MK IIs: Heck, idiots...
* 6:11Dudeguy WCImperial: PEOPLE CAN CONTAIN VIRUSES AND DISEASES
* Imperial: AND USE THEM ON YOU
* 6:12HiddenlichImperial Soldier: You smoke Mary Jane too much my friend
* 6:12Finn168719Finn Clones MK II started shooting the Imperials with Miniguns
* 6:13Dudeguy WCImperial: I'M GONNA USE THIS THING ON THE REPUBLIC
* 6:13Dudeguy WC
* the Imperial has a "bleach gun"\*
* 6:13HiddenlichKeira: JASON! JASON WHERE ARE YOU?
* 6:13Finn168719The Imperium
* Which the British were referred to the Finnittanians
* 6:14HiddenlichThe UFP vs the Imperium (Basically a rebel group)
* 6:14Dudeguy WCImperial: DROWN IN THE BLEACH
* he shoots at some random hobo\*
* 6:14HiddenlichA Jakedog attacks the Imperial
* 6:14Finn168719Finnittanians and Penwardians started shooting the Imperials
* 6:14Dudeguy WCImperial: OH GOD
* 6:14HiddenlichThe hobo licks his lips
* 6:14Dudeguy WC
* the Imperial tries to get the Jakedog off\*
* 6:14HiddenlichHobo: Tastes like cow piss.
* 6:15Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1 shoots the Imperial at the head with an assault rifle
* 6:15Dudeguy WC
* the Imperial dies\*
* he also has a disgusting bite wound\*
* 6:15HiddenlichBrian runs to the Finnitanian Soldier
* Brian: Fellow soldier, there are injured civilians over here! We need you to send a medic!
* 6:16PickleodeonA whirring noise is heard
* A UFO from Independence day shows up
* 6:16HiddenlichHobo: ...
* 6:16Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Sure thing
* 6:16HiddenlichHobo: Novus ordo seclorum...
* 6:17Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1 sends the medic to heal the injured civilians
* 6:17HiddenlichJason: Argh... my d\*mn shoulders burn...
* 6:17PickleodeonA track beam sucks up a soldier and kills him
* 6:17HiddenlichJason looks down at his arms
* Jason: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARMS!
* Jason sees the soldier die in the UFO
* 6:17Dudeguy WC
* the UFO gets clipped by a drop pod\*
* 6:17HiddenlichJason: ...
* Jason faints
* 6:18Finn168719Finnittanian Cruiser ships started attacking the UFO
* 6:18HiddenlichBrian grabs an assault rifle that fell from the Finnitanian Soldier
* 6:18Dudeguy WCImperial: ALIEN ATTACK
* 6:18Finn168719Penwardian Cruiser ships appeared and started attacking the Imperium Ships
* 6:18HiddenlichBrian reloads the gun
* 6:18PickleodeonAnother shows up
* 6:18Dudeguy WC
* the Imperial throws cheese\*
* 6:19HiddenlichBrian: The aliens aren't with the Imperium.
* 6:19Dudeguy WCImperial: Yeah!
* 6:19PickleodeonThe cheese turn toxic and ly back at the Imperial
* fly
* 6:19Dudeguy WCImperial: OH GOD
* 6:19HiddenlichBrian shoots at the Imperial
* 6:19Dudeguy WC
* the Imperial gets knocked out\*
* 6:19Pickleodeon8 more UFOs show up
* 6:20Dudeguy WC
* more drop pods start falling\*
* 6:20Finn168719Finn Clones MK II started attacking the Imperials
* 6:20Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Ok, what is with the sudden alien stuff?
* 6:20HiddenlichBrian: We need to get our \*\*\*es out of here...
* 6:20Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Not even the Imperials are the cause of it though
* 6:21HiddenlichBrian: Who gives a crap? They are here to kill us.
* 6:21Finn168719Finnittanian Ships and Penwardian Ships started shooting missiles at the UFOs
* Pickleodeon

A very faint "Die" is heard

* 6:22Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: ....
* 6:22Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Stand firm everyone!

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* Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: ...It is upon us, men....
* 6:27Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Upon us?
* Finnittanian Soldier 1: We need manpower!
* 6:28HiddenlichBrian: What do you mean?
* Brian: Who is "it"?
* 6:28Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: ...Look at the aliens, and look at the drop pods....
* 6:28Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: How about we invade it?
* Finnittanian Soldier 1: Well, we are aliens too!
* 6:29Dudeguy WC
* the drop pods are flood\*
* or flood-material\*
* 6:29HiddenlichBrian: ...
* Brian looks up at the large UFOs
* Brian: Why have they stopped?
* Brian: What are they doing?
* 6:30Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: These flood aren't with the aliens
* Penwardian Soldier 9: I don't think anyway....
* 6:30HiddenlichBrian: What the h\*ll is flood?
* 6:31Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: We might had to annihilate the Flood.
* 6:31Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: The most deadly creatures to ever exist Brian
* Penwardian Soldier 9: Or at least I've been told
* 6:31HiddenlichBrian: Deadliest?
* Keira cries
* Jason's completely dead
* 6:32Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: I didn't think they were real honestly until now....
* Penwardian Soldier 9: But the pictures I was shown match the look of these pods exactly
* 6:33HiddenlichHobo: Was that just me, or did anyone else hear that "Die" from earlier?
* 6:33Finn168719A Finn Clone MK II gets infected by the flood, which the flood breaks into his power armor
* 6:33Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: I have a better question
* Penwardian Soldier 9: ...Where did all the enemies go?
* 6:34HiddenlichKeira: AHHHHH!!!
* Keira runs
* Keira: ALIENS!
* The sword armed human infection forms appear
* Some have guns in place of arms
* 6:35Dudeguy WC
* an Imperial Soldier comes out of hiding and tries to attack the Penwardian\*
* 6:35Finn168719Finn Clones MK II shoots at the Imperial Soldier
* 6:35HiddenlichBrian shoots at the mysterious aliens
* 6:35Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier: ...Curse you hindsight
* 6:35HiddenlichBrian: Why won't these things die!
* 6:35Dudeguy WC
* the soldier dies\*
* 6:35Hiddenlich
* ?
* The Hobo is still looking at the UFO, waiting for something to happen
* 6:35Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: They can't die!
* 6:36Finn168719The Finn Clones MK II shoots a small missile from the back of their miniguns at the alien UFOs
* 6:36Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Their skin will find more flesh and turn it into a body
* 6:36PickleodeonSuddenly, the UFOs start mass tractor beaming soldiers
* 6:36HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier: AHHHHHHH!!!
* 6:36Pickleodeon5 of them are sucked up every second
* 6:37HiddenlichBrian: GET UNDERNEATH SOMETHING STABLE!
* 6:37Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: GET TO COVER, JESUS
* 6:37HiddenlichSome Flood are sucked up
* 6:37Finn168719The Finn Clones MK II, and MK I started taking cover
* 6:37PickleodeonSOMETHING STABLE is sucked up
* 6:37Finn168719Finnittanian Soldiers started taking cover.
* 6:38Dudeguy WCRandom Carpenter: GUYS! IN HERE!
* Random Carpenter: THEY WON'T GET YOU UNDERNEATH
* Brian is sucked up, and drops his assault rifle
* 6:39Finn168719Finn Clone 60 MK I shoots at the flood with a shotgun
* 6:39Dudeguy WC
* the Carpenter fires a modified nail-gun at some flood\*
* 6:40Finn168719A nuclear missile was shot at the UFO
* 6:40HiddenlichCitizens with illegally owned AK-103's with plasma ammunition shoot at the UFOs
* They don't know that it will be ineffective to shoot at the UFOs with weaponry like that
* The nuke is a dud
* 6:41Dudeguy WCCarpenter: \*sigh\* I see everyone just wants to shoot and destroy everything
* Carpenter: Who am I to argue : DDD
* 6:43PickleodeonEveryone except the ones taking cover are sucked up
* 6:43Hiddenlich
* Back in outer space
* There is a three-way space battle occuring
* 6:43PickleodeonAll 10 UFOs drop tactical nukes
* And fly elsewhere
* 6:44Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Ugh these people don't give it up!
* 6:44Finn16871930 UKF Cruisers appeared and shoots at the UFOs
* 6:44Dudeguy WC
* he shoots a detonator grenade at a soldier\*
* 6:45HiddenlichThe UFOs take no damage
* 6:45Finn168719The Finn Clone MK II shoots a homing tag at the "Soldier" and began shooting
* 6:45HiddenlichImperial Warlord: Could someone tell me why they are invulnerable to our attacks?
* Imperial Warlord: I am not a weapons scientist here!
* 6:46Dudeguy WC
* the "Soldier" takes the tag and throws it at the gun\*
* 6:47Finn168719a tag gets stuck at the "Soldier"'s hand
* 6:47Hiddenlich5 HRSIS' are in the hangar
* 6:47Dudeguy WC"Soldier" : Stupid homing tags
* He throws his glove off
* 6:48HiddenlichImperial Warlord: \*Over the intercom\* This is the true leader speaking! All personnel evacuate this ship! Repeat, evacuate this ship!
* 6:48Finn168719Another Finn Clone MK II shoots a missile at the "Soldier" from the minigun
* 6:49HiddenlichHRSIS' head to another hangar bay
* 6:49Dudeguy WC
* the "Soldier" shoots the missile with a plasma bolt\*
* 6:49Finn168719a missile explodes, harming the "Soldier" in a process
* 6:49Dudeguy WC
* The "Soldier" gets knocked back a ways
* 6:49Hiddenlich
* Back on the planet, far underneath the ground
* 6:49Dudeguy WC"Soldier" : Looks like it's time to bail
* 6:50Finn168719Three Finn Clones MK II started shooting at the "Soldier" with a minigun
* 6:50Dudeguy WC
* the "Soldier" throws a cube grenade at the ground and disappears\*
* 6:50HiddenlichKeira: When will this all end...
* Hobo: The bombs won't stop going off for a few hours sweetheart, get comfortable
* 6:51Dudeguy WCCarpenter: Well at least someone was smart enough to come in here
* 6:51HiddenlichYoyo: Only 5 soldiers came down
* 6:51Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: We need a way to get into the UFO.
* 6:51HiddenlichYoyo: \*Sniff\* The others died for this great intergalactic nation
* Hobo: That won't work. Especially with all of these tactical nukes coming down every few minutes
* Hobo: The blasts and radiation bursts would kill us.
* 6:53PickleodeonThe Hobo and Carpenter are sucked up
* 6:53Hiddenlich
* We are far underneath the ground, Pickle
* 6:53Finn168719Yep.
* 6:53HiddenlichIf they were still above, the nukes would have incinerated them to bits
* 6:53Pickleodeonoh
* ok
* 6:54Finn168719or even turn them into Feral ghouls
* 6:54Dudeguy WCCarpenter: I have good weapons guys
* Carpenter: Believe it or not, I actually modified a lot of my tools
* 6:54HiddenlichHobo: Good enough to stop us from getting hit by nukes, or dying from super hazardous radiation?
* 6:55Dudeguy WCCarpenter: No, but they are still weapons
* Carpenter: Like this nail gun that literally rapid-fires nails
* 6:55Finn168719FInn Clone MK II: Or even turn into Supermutants?
* 6:55HiddenlichHobo: What are you talking about?
* Keira: I don't think we will be going up anytime soon.
* Keira: We will have to find another location to go up from.
* Keira: Outside of the colony
* Hobo: What do you mean "outside the colony"?
* 6:57Dudeguy WCCarpenter: Well once we're "outside the colony" we'll need to make sure we have weapons to use
* 6:57HiddenlichHobo: No one has established other colonies on other parts of this planet.
* Hobo: Unless if the government have been-
* Yoyo kicks the hobo in the face
* Yoyo: EVERYONE STOP TALKING BULLSH\*T ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT!
* Yoyo: They would never lie to us about danger on this planet!
* 6:58PickleodeonSuddenly, a weird guy named Shrinalleo shows up
* 6:59HiddenlichHobo sees Shrinalleo
* 6:59PickleodeonShrinalleo: I came to hide from those nukes, you here for the same reason?
* 6:59Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: Yep.
* 6:59Dudeguy WCCarpenter: Anyone want to help me finish my sawgun?
* 6:59HiddenlichHobo: Yes. Sadly...
* Hobo: I can, just get me away from that crazy Yoyo
* Yoyo: Want a fight, prick?
* 7:00PickleodeonShrinalleo: I ate some weird mushroom, and now I feel imense power, as if I'm being possessed by something
* 7:00Dudeguy WCCarpenter: I'm gonna need someone to help me figure out how to launch the saw without it going in a random direction
* 7:00PickleodeonShrinalleo: Next thing I know I'm in a war torn battlefield
* 7:01HiddenlichHobo: Where were you before?
* 7:02PickleodeonShrinalleo: At the Squadron of Bladdereegee's base in the United 'Gees Galaxy
* 7:02HiddenlichYoyo: I was in shop during my college studies of weapon manufacturing
* 7:02PickleodeonShrinalleo: Heard of it?
* 7:02HiddenlichHobo: I have heard of the United 'Gees, but I don't know of a "Squadron of Bladergees".
* Bladdereegees
* 7:03Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: I was sent to this planet to fight off the invading Imperium.
* 7:03HiddenlichHobo: Who are they, strange man?
* 7:04Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: Have you ever heard of the United Kingdom of Finnittania?
* 7:04PickleodeonShrinalleo: Strangely enough, we are an army that's obsessed with body excrements
* 7:04HiddenlichHobo: Oh...
* Hobo: I was questioning the name, but I didn't know it was like that.
* Yoyo grabs a saw
* Yoyo: Alright. So have you made any previous models?
* 7:05PickleodeonShrinalleo: I think I'm normally someone named Urinalleo, but my name seemed to have been changed after I ate that mushroom
* It's weird
* 7:05HiddenlichHobo: ...
* Hobo: Judging by the "alleo" in this name, I can guess that you are a, um, Fakealleo?
* Dudeguy WC has left the chat.
* 7:06PickleodeonShrinalleo: Yes
* Shrinalleo: I'm more interested in travel than other Fakealleos
* 7:07HiddenlichHobo: Hmm.
* 7:07PickleodeonShrinalleo: Maybe that's how I ended up here.
* 7:07HiddenlichHobo: So how do you tell the difference between you and other clones if you are all wearing the same clothes?
* 7:08PickleodeonShrinalleo: Our clothes are different than others
* Some call us "recolors"
* Shrinalleo: Anyway, do you guys need help with anything?
* 7:09HiddenlichHobo: Well, we are trying to figure out what to do while all of these nuclear weapons explode from above
* 7:10Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: Welcome to Camp Navarro... a civilian! How in the h\*ll did a civilian get on this base? I'll have someone's \*ss for dinner! Get this civilian off government property!
* 7:10HiddenlichHobo: The military fleet in this sector most likely abandoned us
* Keira: ?
* Keira: \*Sniff\* What?
* 7:10PickleodeonShrinalleo: I've seen war, I'm experienced with nukes
* Shrinalleo: We've always traveled away by using pipes
* Shrinalleo: as ridiculous as that may sound
* 7:12HiddenlichHobo: What kind of pipes?
* 7:12Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: YOU MOR-ON! \*at Keira\*
* 7:12HiddenlichKeira starts crying again
* Keira: \*Whispering\* I am going crazy... I am going crazy... \*Now louder\* I AM GOING CRAZY!
* 7:13PickleodeonShrinalleo: Since the inhabitants of the UGU are linked with those famous red and green plumbers, we can also use warp pipes
* 7:13Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: Oh, so your getting crazy mo-ron!
* 7:13PickleodeonShrinalleo: Mystical things that warp space and time
* 7:14Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost goes to the Hobo and started yelling at him
* 7:14PickleodeonShrinalleo: I have one in my pocket now, all you have to do is enter the coordnates of where they go
* 7:14HiddenlichHobo: That sounds interesting.
* 7:14Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: YOU CALL THAT INTRESTING!?!
* Sargeant Dornan's ghost: YOU MO-RON!
* 7:14PickleodeonShrinalleo: I think it has something to do with dark matter.
* 7:15HiddenlichHobo: Can we go out of any pipe, even if it isn't a warp pipe?
* 7:16Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: If i were alive, i will kick your \*ss!
* 7:16PickleodeonShrinalleo: Only if the coordnates you enter are already occupied by a normal pipe.
* 7:16HiddenlichKeira ignores Dornan, thinking is just a voice in her head
* 7:17Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost started reincarnating into himself in front of the group
* 7:18HiddenlichHobo: !
* 7:18Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: Oh look, it's that Enclave guy from Fallout 2.
* 7:19HiddenlichHobo: Coordinates: N40° 44.9064', W073° 59.0735. ON THIS PLANET!
* 7:20PickleodeonShrinalleo: Entered. Jump in the pipe!
* 7:20HiddenlichHobo: EVERYBODY! JUMP IN!
* 7:20Finn168719Sargeant Dornan points the plasma rifle at the Hobo
* 7:20HiddenlichThe Hobo jumps into the pipe
* 7:20Finn168719Sargeant Dornan: SH\*T!
* 7:20HiddenlichYoyo is no where to be seen, so is the Carpenter (Dudeguy's character)
* Other civilians jump in
* 7:21Finn168719Finn Clones and Sargeant Dornan jump in
* 7:21HiddenlichKeira: ...
* Hobo: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* 7:21Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkKkHmFOfKE
* 7:22HiddenlichHobo is shot of the pipe. He rolls down a hill, but stops at the edge of a cliff
* Shot out of the pipe
* 7:24Finn168719Finnittanian Soldiers and an Enclave Drill Sargeant is shot out of the pipe
* 7:24HiddenlichHobo: Holy sh-
* 7:24Finn168719Sargeant Arch Dornan (Enclave Drill Sargeant) squishes the Hobo
* 7:24Hiddenlich
* There is a crashed UFO in a large canyon area
* 7:25Pickleodeonhttp://gamejolt.com/games/fortran-the-rich-chronicles/109019 The first known game based on Weegeepedia canon
* i have to go
* bye
* 7:26Finn168719bye
* Pickleodeon has left the chat.
* 7:27HiddenlichHobo: Get off me!
* 7:28Finn168719Sargeant Dornan: Shut up maggot!
* 7:31HiddenlichHobo: Come on!
* 7:31Finn168719Sargeant Dornan: Lift me up as a soldier you maggot!
* 7:32HiddenlichHobo pushs Sargeant Dornan off of him
* 7:32Finn168719Sargeant Dornan: YOU MO-RON!
* Sargeant Dornan shoots the Hobo with a plasma rifle
* 7:34HiddenlichHobo: AHHHHHH!!!
* 7:34Finn168719Finn Clone MK II punches Sargeant Dornan at the head
* 7:34HiddenlichA civilian tackles Dornan
* Civilian: GET HIS GUN! GET HIS GUN!
* 7:35Finn168719Sargeant Dornan kicks a Civilian at the stomach
* Finn Clone MK II started stomping at Sargeant Dornan's face
* Sargeant Dornan's power armor began to be damaged.
* 7:36HiddenlichThe civilian does an elbow drop on Sergeant Dornan
* Civilian: GAHHHH!!! MY ELBOW! I FORGOT THIS SUIT WAS METAL!
* 7:37Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: My suit is metal too.