Willy Wonka

“*I’M JUST EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, OK?!?!?!”*

-Willy Wonka after he sets a forest on fire cause ANGUREE!!1!

## Personality

Willy Wonka is literally just an edgy dumbass. The dude is really stupid and doesn’t know when to quit. He’s also very clingy and somewhat manipulative. He’s also very edgy cause “me mum iz evul!!1.” He’s also social for some reason? Idk. Adam Sandler’s the cool dude, not Willy. He apparently can strategize things pretty well.

## Appearance

It’s literally just fucking sans but his jacket is darker and his jacket has a number one on the back. That’s literally it. How original.

## Backstory

Will’s story begins with Milf Bilf showing up at her old high school crush, River’s, house. She loved him so much that she murders his fucking girlfriend and basically MADE him marry her due to her Royal position. Can’t you just feel the affection? They eventually had two skeletal kids (DESPITE STAR MOM NOT EVEN BEING A SKELETON) named Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler. After these two kids are born River just skidaddles like a fucking cartoon character. Cosmic Prostitute is too busy being a tyrant and kidnapping kids for her kidnapping fetish to give a shit about her kids so she just dumps them into the care of VARY ANGNAERY FRIASH aka Harley Quinya, who essentially raised and trained them in all aspects of life. Will was the opposite of his awesome brother and was the loser everyone ignored.

Will lives a somewhat normal life, aside from dealing with frisk and his mom’s shit, being a teenager who fights off weebs, simping for chara, chilling with Jasús and Adam, etc. One day his comrade, Jasús, gets possessed by Cthulu and forces frisk, Dekios, Harry Potter, Adam Sandler, Chara, Harley Quinya, and Willy Wonka to participate in a supar megur anime battle. Yeah so they win but Jasús is now insane cause he literally shared a body with an eldritch horror. Jasús gets the power and ultimately uses it to obliterate Betatale. Willy Wonka somehow just gets teleported to the anti void before betatale gets destroyed. Why? Idfk. Oh and Dekios's existence is attached to Willy's for some reason. HAM gets ready to annihilate Billy and Papaya after finding him in the anti void when suddenly, Ben-Ten-No-Camilla shows up and gives Willy a hard drive that'll turn him into Errrrr404. Willy takes the hard drive and inserts it into his eye, becoming Errrr404, which also turns Dekios into Papaya182. He then gets shoved into the anti void by Ben-Ten-No-Camilla, where his journey begins.

## Abilities

### Ass-pulling

He can pull abilities out of his ass. The dude just fired off a fuckin godly blaster outta no where in one chapter. He even summoned a being called MOD, which becomes an antagonist later in the plot.

### Normal Sans Underman attacks

Yeah so according to the AlphaTale’s origins, Willy could use Sans’s attacks. He just randomly does this when he fought frisk. He didn’t use this when being attacked by a buncha bullies for some reason. So it seems that he just pulls random abilities outta no where. That or he’s like “oh yeah I forgot I could use deadly abilities. Whoops.” cause he’s a dumbass.

## Relationships

### Space Mommy

The Astral Milf is Adam and Willy's mother. He despises her cause she’s a bitch and she despises him back cause he's just pathetic.

### River

This is Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka’s father. His dad’s curse of vanishing activated before he was even born so they don’t really have a relationship. He doesn’t even pay child support……mainly cause his ex is a fucking psychopathic dictator.

### Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler is the brother of Willy Wonka. These two got along well for the most part. They had their arguments like most brothers do (mainly cause Will’s an ass) but they were cool with each other nonetheless.

### Harley Quinya

The foster mother of Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka. With the way the story puts it, Harley spoils him and Adam and risked her life for them so hey, I’m guessing they were pretty close. Just a guess

### Harrus / OP!Sans

The adoptive brother of Will. These two were like best friends, always chilling and getting drunk together with Dekios. After Harrus become OP!Sans the two were kiiiinda close I guess. Harry became more mature and sees Willy as immature but is still chill with him.

### Dekios / Papaya18

Dekios is the adoptive brother of Willy and Adam. He was kinda like a best-friend to William and got drunk with him and Harry. After becoming Error182 (essentially an actually existent phantom papyrus for Errrr404) Dekios found how stupid billy could really be, so he kinda just gained a slight annoyance for Errrrrr404 until he had a character arc.

### Jasús/HAM/ Deenutz

The adoptive brother of Will. These two were kinda meh with each other. They never really spoke or anything, they just stuck with Adam Sandler cause he’s a chad. After Jasús became an eldritch stoner he became Willy's arch nemesis. But then HAM became a Gary Sue (Deenutz) and they’re all buddy-buddy after that.

### Chacha

Chara is the only non-family friend that William has and is the one who Will simps for. They chill sometimes, getting baked and what not.

### Frisk

Frisk is the arch enemy of William. They constantly try beating the shit outta each other just cause. Frisk even did a genocide run that made them even more angry with each other.

### 💯

💯 is the dead/ miscarriage brother of Adam and Willy. There wasn't much of a relationship until season 2, which was a mainly negative relationship. Billy also went under the alias Errrr404, which gets a whole different page cause I said so.

## Trivia

* Willy Wonka ironically hates his universe’s version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
* William is the most reckless idiot in the underground.
* Willy is a wonderful chess player.
* Billy has a Gengar, a Aegislash, a Trevenant, and a Missingno.