Club Penguin Comics: Volume 1

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The first volume of comics. Comics from the website and other comics are in this book. Polo Field stated that a second volume was not made due to time-consumption and financial reasons.

## Description

This super-silly book of Club Penguin comics is sure to tickle your funny bone! It includes tons of all-new funnies, plus your favorite classic comics from the site!

## Sections

* Waddle On
* Around Club Penguin
* Puffles, Puffles, Puffles
* Famous Friends
* All Fun and Games

## Comics

### **Waddle On**

*-three pre-panels are shown, each one has snowflake-*

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Squee!

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1: Wow, guys, look, it's snowing! The first snow of the season!

**Panel 3**: Penguin 2: That's great...except the season is summer.

Penguin 3: Yeah. And there's *always snow.*

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Nothing here.

Penguin 2: *Still* nothing?

**Panel 2**: Penguin 3: Are you sure he said the pin was here?

Penguin 2: Positive! He said it was somewhere in the Lounge.

**Panel 3**: Penguin 2: Well, I'm tired of looking. I'm sitting down.

**Panel 4**: *-pointy kind of pin is on chair-* Penguin 2: YEE-OW!

**Panel 5**: Penguin 3: Found it!

Penguin 1: Yay!

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: So, over here we have the pizza shop. It's where you get your pizzas and what-have-you.

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1: This is the-uh-sporty sports. You can buy, hmmm...looks like shoes and a sled-and oh, look! I think that's a ball over there.

**Panel 3**: This is the surf...place. Let's see...got some fire over there, some trees and stuff. There's some penguins swimming. Uhmmmm...

**Panel 4**: Penguin 2: You have no idea what you're saying, do you? Penguin 1: I just wanted the hat.

**Panel 1**: -*penguins are talking in code*-

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1: What do suppose they're saying? Penguin 2: Hm? I don't know. Maybe they're speaking in another language?

**Panel 3**: -Penguin 1 is confused- Penguin 2: Well, they're less confusing than the penguins who only talk in expressions.

**Panel 4**: -*a penguin is happy, and the other is sick*-

Why *The Club Penguin Times* doesn't include weather reports/5-Day Forecast

**Panel 1**: Thursday: Penguin 1: It's going to be cold today!

**Panel 2**: Friday: Penguin 1: Looks like it's still cold out there, penguins. Make sure you bundle up!

**Panel 3**: Saturday: Penguin 1: Well, still cold, so...stay bundled up, I guess.

**Panel 4**: Sunday: Penguin 1: Guess what? It's cold out.

**Panel 5**: Monday: -*sign reads "Yes it's still cold"*-

**Panel 1**: *-Penguin is whistling-*

**Panel 2**: -*penguin wearing moose head shows up-* Penguin: Wha-?

**Panel 3**: -*penguin wearing Squidzoid costume shows up-* Penguin: EEE!

**Panel 4**: -*penguin wearing dragon costume shows up-* *-Penguin runs away-*
Penguin: I don't even know where I am anymore!

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Hey, what's going on? Penguin 2: Why aren't you dressed? Penguin 3: Yeah, it's the Medieval Party!

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1: I didn't know! I'll have something *awesome* next time, you guys.

**Panel 3**: f... Penguin 1: Forsooth! Yon-hey! Where are all your costumes?

**Panel 4**: Penguin 2: What, for the Medieval Party? Penguin 3: That ended, like, yesterday. Penguin 4: Yeah. We're all about this rock now.

**Panel 5**: -*Penguin 1 is confused while other penguins stare at rock*-

**Panel 6**: -*Penguin 1 stares at rock with other penguins*-

**Panel 1**: Penguin: I've done it! I just invented an invisibility machine!

**Panel 2**: Penguin: As you can see, I've made my friend invisible.

**Panel 3**: *penguin's friend taps on penguin's shoulder*

**Panel 4**: *penguin's pupils get small and looks at friend while friend waves*

**Panel 5**: *penguin looks at machine*

**Panel 6**: Penguin: Do you know how to fix toasters?

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Guess what I'VE got?? Penguin 2: What?

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1: 3-D glasses! Penguin 2: Yeah, I've got some, too.

**Panel 3**: Penguin 1: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to enter...

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1: The THIRD DIMENSION!!!

**Panel 5**: Penguin 1: Oh WOW!

**Panel 6**: Penguin 2: What?

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Oh no!

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1: Guys, come quick! We've got a fire!

**Panel 3**: -*shows firefighter penguins putting out campfire*-

**Panel 4**: Penguin 2: You can always tell who's a new firefighter, huh? Penguin 1: Good job, men!

### **Around Club Penguin**

**Panel 1**: *-Penguin 2 carries chair-* Penguin 1: What are you doing?

Penguin 2: Didn't you hear? There's an igloo decorating contest!

**Panel 2**: Penguin 2: I'm doing such a good job, I'll get first prize for sure!

**Panel 3**: Penguin 1: I highly doubt that.

Penguin 2: What? Why?

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1: Because this is the Coffee Shop!

Penguin 2: I was hoping that still counted.

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1 (thinking): Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I turned it by hand instead of snowballs.

**Panel 2**: *penguin turns the target using only flippers*

**Panel 3**: *penguin keeps turning the target using only flippers*

**Panel 4**: *penguin falls off ladder and a giant jack-in-the-box comes out of clock*

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: You're fired! -Penguin 2 is confused-

**Panel 2**: Penguin 3: Hey, boss. Where are the plates? Penguin 1: You're fired.

**Panel 3**: Penguin 4: No, *you're* fired! I'm the boss now.

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1: Aw.

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: You look tired! Hard day? Penguin 2: You have no idea.

**Panel 2**: Penguin 2: Whew! Started this morning with a crew of drillers at the Iceberg, but then there was this bunch of robots who broke us up and I got turned *into* a robot.

**Panel 3**: Penguin 2: So I was wandering around with the other robots, and then a *cheerleader* chased us all away. Can you believe that? *One* cheerleader. Robots these days. Penguin 1: Goodness!

**Panel 4**: Penguin 2: Anyway, after an afternoon of making candy pizzas, I just needed to come in for a cup of coffee. After this, I've got to go direct a play at the Stage! Penguin 1: Sounds like a full day!

**Panel 1**: *-"under construction" stage in the Lighthouse-*

Penguin 1: What's that?
Penguin 2: I don't know. It's still under construction.

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1: Hey! Let's help build it, guys!

**Panel 3**: *-penguins are drilling on construction-*

-*stage is destroyed*-

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1: That... usually works.

**Panel 1**: *-penguin is shown drilling into Iceberg*

**Panel 2**: *penguin is still drilling, even though it's nighttime*

**Panel 3**: *penguin is still drilling in the morning*

**Panel 4**: Penguin 2: Maybe you should give up...?

**Panel 5**: Penguin 1: IT'LL TIP!

### **Puffles, Puffles, Puffles**

**Panel 1**: -penguin is making snow igloo-

**Panel 2**: -penguin is figuring out if the snow igloo is at the right angle
or not-

**Panel 3**: -penguin is looking confident about sculpture-

**Panel 4**: -penguin is devastated to see that yellow puffle made successful sculpture of Town-

**Panel 1**: Penguin 2: I'm trying to teach my puffle some new tricks.

**Panel 2**: Penguin 2: Sit, Fluffy, sit!

**Panel 3**: -penguins are shown staring at puffle-

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1: Is it sitting? Penguin 2: I have no idea.

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Game show at my igloo! Big prizes! Big fun! Penguin 2: Wanna try it out? Penguin 3: Yeah, why not?

**Panel 2**: Penguin 2: Laziest game show ever! There aren't even any buzzers! Penguin 3: What the-?

**Panel 3**: Penguin 1: Moo hoo ha ha! Now you've fallen into my trap! My invisible cage has you now!

**Panel 4**: Penguin 2: Hey, you wanna just go play some *Mancala*? Penguin 3: Yeah, sure. Let's get out of here.

**Panel 5**: Penguin 1: Nooo! You cannot escape! For not only is the cage invisible... it's also electric! *Bzt! Bzt!*

**Panel 6**: Penguin 1: Well...You'll never escape my attack puffles! -Penguin 2 and Penguin 3 leave-

**Panel 7**: *C'mon*, puffles. I thought we went *over* this!

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Hey! What're you up to?

**Panel 2**: Penguin 2: Just taking my puffle for a walk.

**Panel 3**: Puffle 1: Hey! What're you up to?

**Panel 4**: Puffle 2: Just taking my penguin for a walk. You know how they can get.

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1 (writing): It's been a week since I've tried to infiltrate puffle society.

**Panel 2**: Penguin 1 (writing): I don't think I've learned anything yet, but I refuse to give up. I still don't even know how they communicate. All they seem to do is just sit around...smiling at each other.

**Panel 3**: -Penguin 1 stares at the puffles, who are smiling at each other-

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1 (writing): I think I've wasted a week of my life.

### **Famous Friends**

**Panel 1**: -Rockhopper is seen sailing ship-

**Panel 2**: Rockhopper: Gasp!

**Panel 3**: -Migrator is about to hit an iceberg- Rockhopper: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**Panel 4**: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**Panel 5**: OOOOOOOO- -Migrator bumps into iceberg-

**Panel 1**: Gary's Failed Designs

**Panel 2**: Ski Lift 1000 -penguins are getting shook off ski lift-

**Panel 3**: Toaster 1000 -toaster is blasting toast at penguin-

**Panel 4**: Orange Juice 1000 -oranges explode-

**Panel 1**: -*penguins are excited for Cadence's 1st dance lessons*-

**Panel 2**: Cadence: Well, hey! Good to see you all. Why don't we start with you guys showing me your moves?

**Panels 3, 4, 5, 6**: -*penguin is dancing badly*-

**Panel 7**: Cadence: Wow... We've, uh, got a lot of work ahead of us.

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1: Sensei! Please share with us your wisdom.

**Panel 2**: Sensei: The wisest penguin, knows every journey begins, with a single step

**Panel 3**: Sensei: And that it's easy, to sound very wise if you, say things in haiku

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1: ... You got that from a fortune cookie, didn't you?

**Panel 5**: Sensei: ...

**Panel 6**: -smoke appears everywhere- Sensei: NINJA VANISH!

**Panel 1**: Gary: Hello, everyone! Today we'll be testing my Pirate Translator 3000 on Rockhopper.

**Panel 2**: Rockhopper: Avast and ahoy me hearties! Shiver me timbers! I have a blimey thirst that could sunder the seven seas! Smartly now, sailors, be there a buccaneer or landlubber to be me bucko and plunder me some cow's grog?

**Panel 3**: Gary's machine: Hello, friends. Can someone get me a glass of milk?

**Panel 4**: Penguin 1: Did he really say that? Rockhopper: Arrrrrrrr... Gary's machine: Yessssssss...

**Panel 1**: Aunt Arctic: I'm so tired! But I still have an article due for tomorrow...

**Panel 2**: Aunt Arctic: Yawn. I'll have to write it right after I wake up. -*puffles are looking concerned*-

**Panel 3**: -*puffles type on Aunt Arctic's typewriter*-

**Panel 4**: Aunt Arctic: Gasp! What's this?

**Panel 5**: Aunt Arctic: Did you write my article for me? Aw. Thank you, my dears. You may have really saved my bacon!

**Panel 6**: -*paper has a bunch of random letters on it*-

**Panel 7**: -*Aunt Arctic is frustrated*-

**Panel 1**: Penguin 1 (thinking): I can't believe I get to play *Mancala* with Rockhop

**Panel 2**: er this is so amazing look!!! He's making a move wh

**Panel 3**: n Rockhopper's amazing I can't wait to tell a

**Panel 4**: Rockhopper: Arrr...Ye be takin' yer turn? Penguin 1 (thinking): Heeee He just talked to meeee

**Panel 1**: Gary: Behold! My latest-and possibly greatest-invention yet!

**Panel 2**: -*Gary removes tarp*

**Panel 3**: Gary: The Cheese 3000!

**Panel 4**: -*penguins are staring at it funny*-

**Panel 5**: Penguin 1: It looks like cheese.

**Panel 6**: Gary: Cheese 3000

**Panel 7**: Penguin 1: It tastes like cheese. Gary: And ink!

## References

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1. ↑ https://twitter.com/tigerwolfgames/status/841706637421293568