recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Generations

The term of generations often differs but as of right now, the generations are as follows:

Gen 0(before ltp or page 1)

Gen 1(ltp page 2-150)

Gen 2(201-2.5k)

Gen 3(2.6k- ewianking glaceon treaty)

Gen 4(ewianking glaceon treaty - end of season 3)

Gen5(season 4 to present day)

(these only count from where you became active and 100+msgs in thread)

#### Gen 0

Gen 0 are the ancestors of ltp and either introduced or enpowered ltp s1 and s2

Players from gen 0:

epicercaner

MrEevee7

unloyql

#### Gen 1

Gen 1 is the very first gen and some of them went on to make ltp great.

Players from gen 1:

cilantro

Ewianking

gallygabe

Limbo223225

oakgod

WuzHizFace

#### Gen 2

Gen 2 is the biggest gen to date with the most active forum users

Players from gen 2:

AhWoken

harass

MeAmFoxBoi

DumbAccountLol

#### Gen 3

Gen 3 is the golden age of ltp

Players from gen 3:

istompedyou

SureSloth

Thesheepson

JayVIII

#### Gen 4

The dark age, this gen had most of the 2nd gen become inactive as well as gen 3 with 1st gen almost completely disappearing as well. However, there were a few new gen 4's.

Players from gen 4:

OsalphA

Snom\_

OneTriz

WiredHamster

#### Gen 5

The current generation with a new thread.

Players from gen 5:
Joseph Moman

Joseph moman was a russian operative known for his rat like charactersistics. He is an expert in the art of scumbagging his opponents and allies alike whilst slurping any valuables off their coarpses in a mere instant.

One of his most admirable achievements was firing an M61 7.62x51mm round straight through the head of lead terragroups researcher Chad Thundercock resulting in the end of the horrible child sex research trying to find eternal life. The round was fired from a 1964 hunter semi auto carbine which is still an admirable achievement to this day.

His final moments were spent crouching around without a sound only to be blown into bits by a VOG-25 grenade whilst infiltrating the terragroups laboratory trying to find out more about the secret human experiments to ascend humanity. It is rumored that at his moment of death he was actually possessed and screaming about Smiogaid, unlike his typical ratlike behaviors of silently stuffing extreme valuables up his asshole for later extraction.

He died a hero's scumbag's death however the Russian militia would not release his body cam footage so to this day we do not know what he saw exactly but it is confirmed that he evolved into a new specimen known as the Exfil Rat.
Purple crack juice

A legendary tonic, its recipe and creation lost to time. Barrels of this rare liquid can be found in pockets of our world, hinting at its ability to let the user transcend dimensions. However, nearly all who have drank this purple drink have gone insane, and died shortly after. Legend speaks of a sacred vape pen that allows the wielder to smoke the juice, allowing ascendance to godlike status, but few know of its existence, and even fewer can claim to have smoked it.
Glaceon

Glaceon is a well-known regular in Last To Post Wins [Season 3]. They say they have over 1000 posts, he thinks he is one of the threats to epicercaner and The council. He made his first post in Last To Post Wins [Season 3] on Aug 27, 2020 at 1:23 PM PST and he considers himself a veteran. He thinks that he will win the forum game no matter what anyone says, and will do whatever he can to reach this goal. He also had an alt account by the name of glaceonalt

He is banned on his main and fourteen alts for ban evasion and spam. He is not currently using anything as his account.
The Council

The Council is a group of people organised by Ewianking, the member of the council are cilantro, Blueey, WuzHizFace, Harass, adali06, AhWoken , PIXEL\_STREAM, and GallifreyGabe, their goal is to become the winners of this thread through the amount of people they have.

3 council powers:

they can make weird rules like: wholesome thread for 5 replies

they are not affected by any weird rules

they have advantage of support from other members
Armor Hetaro 3 Star

## Awakened Art

**Base Level -**

Skill 1 - No cooldown. Physically attacks a single enemy with 266% power and has a 100% chance of doing a coordinated attack.

Skill 2 - Four turn cooldown (Initial Cooldown: 1 Turn). Physically attacks a single enemy with 400% power, with a 100% chance to inflict  for 1 turn.

Skill 3 - Five turn cooldown. Physically attacks all enemies with 266% power, has a 50% chance to give all allies  and  for 2 turns.

**Max Level -**

Skill 1 - No cooldown. Physically attacks a single enemy with 400% power and has a 100% chance of doing a coordinated attack.

Skill 2 - Two turn cooldown (Initial Cooldown: 1 Turn). Physically attacks a single enemy with 600% power, with a 100% chance to inflict  for 1 turn.

Skill 3 - Three turn cooldown. Physically attacks all enemies with 400% power, has a 100% chance to give all allies  and  for 2 turns.

**Other Skills -**

Bonus Skills -

Debuff Resistance 10% Up

HP 20% Up

Defense 30% Up

Leader Skill - Increases all Blue allies' HP by 40%.

## **Stats -**

1. ↑ Blue
2. ↑ The character's [Automatic Activation] effect won't activate.
3. ↑ Increases Agility by 30%.
4. ↑ Increases Defense by 70%.
Blueey

Blueey is a member of The Council. He first started posting at page 12 (reply #229) on May 14, 2020. It is unknown how many time he has posted, but by estimate we can assume it's about 1000-2000 posts. He also played Lasts To Posts Wins [Season 2] when the season was in its final days. He also have an alt called DefinetlyNotBlueey which has obtained Well-Known Member without having any posts on 11th September, 2020.
Dino98090 vs. Tub

This was simply a scuffle between Dino98090 and Tub, better known as "Harassing" or "Annoying." The start of it is on Hypixel, but slowly moves to the Discord of ltps4.

It all started with them insulting and arguing on the Hypixel forums, likely because Tub disliked Dino98090's amogus joke (which he tends to make plenty of). Dino98090 responded with toxicity, and the flame war started. This small flame war, however, was not long for this world. It eventually died off, but kept resurfacing every now and then.

It then spread to Discord, where Tub insulted Dino98090 by calling him unfunny. The result was a large flame war between Dino98090 and Tub, with several people taking Tub's side. In the beginning, it seemed as if Dino98090 was getting angry, using all caps, while the others laughed at him and insulted him, but then when Dino98090, for some reason, started acting weird with Tub, it becomes Tub getting toxic. The end results with both of them getting muted on the official discord.

After this, Dino98090 and Tub decided to agree to disagree, not quite forgiving each other, but understanding each were wrong and going their separate ways.
Councilfounderalt

Councilfounderalt is another alt account of Ewianking. After failing at getting Well-Known Member with 0 posts with Councilfounder, he decided to try it again. He also uses the account sometimes on Lasts To Posts Wins, to keep his post count at 0 and getting positive ratings at the same time. At the end, he has reached well-known member without any post, but he has since gained 1 post.
The Buug

Rejected from the Monster Hunter franchise, The Buug is an enormous fly-like creature that now roams our realm in search of a biddy to lay his eggs in. His exoskeleton is nearly impenetrable, only Monky Lug has ever been known to wound The Buug while he was protecting the president during the Ugandan Coup. The Buug will do just about anything for his favorite meal, purple crack juice, even going so far as to orchestrate the September 11 attacks just so Osama bin Laden would grant him a large supply of the succulent juice. However, The Buug is not inherently dangerous, and prefers to keep to his own devices rather than seek out new victims. If you should find yourself between The Buug and his dinner, just give up. The Buug can just kill you with his sick eye lasers. Zapped ya. Avoid at all costs.
Documentation of players

The plan to have your join dates listed on here in alphabetical order I’ll start a little:

Blueey - page 12, joined May 14, 2020

Cilantro - page 54, joined july 5, 2020

epicercaner - page 1, joined March 24, 2020

eriwen - page??? , joined near end of aug

Ewianking - page 49, joined July 3, 2020

GallifreyGabe - page 78, joined July 12, 2020

harass - page 128, joined July 27, 2020

Meamfoxboi - page 524 , joined August 24th, 2020

MrEevee7 - page 1, joined March 24, 2020

OakGod - page 44, joined July 1, 2020

PIXEL\_STREAM - page 122, joined July 27, 2020

unloyql - page 1, joined March 23, 2020

WuzHizFace - page 100, joined July 21, 2020

TurtleMasterDD - page 10847, joined Feb 21, 2021

Snom\_ - page 3655, joined Oct 28, 202

DarkerKift - page 1855, joined Sep 26, 2020

CraftingAPanda - page 10843, joined Feb 21, 2021

WolfInEarplugs - page 11627, joined Mar 11, 2021

Istompedyou - page 1267, joined Sep 12, 2020

HanlinX - page 10746, joined Feb 19, 2021

Quocki - page 7472, joined Dec 22, 2020

JediJay - page 5694, joined Nov 20, 2020

Wiluck - page 10379, joined Feb 10, 2021

WiredHamster - page 13204, joined Apr 6, 2021

HornedHunterYT - page 13680, joined Apr 15, 2021

Wallress - page 4088, joined Nov 5, 2020

AverageAnimalAppreciator - page 7110, joined Dec 16, 2020 (?)

Luxray - page 2138, joined Oct 1, 2020
YahyaHasAStainedBowl

YahyaHasAStainedBowl Is the adopted brother of thesheepson. He was originally well respected by many until he got OakGod (formerly known as adali06) banned for spam which was false. He was confronted by the players of last to post on why he falsely reported OakGod and he began being toxic. He has hence not been seen in the thread ever since his ban for spam with last post he made on the thread being on 22 Aug, 2020. The account has since been repurposed by his older brother into ewianhair. later he found the password to the account and made a riddle for his brother to solve for the password. suresloth was watching too and got into the account, his brother convod two mods and asked them to delete the profile. suresloth deleted the covo before they could see it and pleaded with his brother to keep it. he said yes if he kept the email a secret, so suresloth convod other forumers and asked for their emails so he could add it to the account without them seeing the email. none said yes so suresloth repurposed it himself for their younger sister when she got old enough.

as of now it is called Lavenderleafeon
Casualgxmer

CasualGxmer was previously active on this thread. He joined around the same time as oakgod known as adali06 at the time. He left for awhile and came back around the yahya incident. For some reason however, despite being active on the forums, he has not been in ltp for quite awhile. He has made a return on 18th September, 2020 and posted on the forum game. He has previously stated that he would frick MeAmFoxBoi.
Smiogaid victim

Lug Von Brom disappeared after reporting to numerous loved ones that he was seeing a strange being in his dreams. He was known to have aids and frequently have sex with many men, women and even inanimate objects unknowing of his infection. Suddenly one day he was cured only to disappear three days later. It is rumored that he can be seen when one does copious amounts of mushrooms and DMT as he has already reached the next level of existence. Please, if you know anything more about this man let us know immediately.
The yahya repurposement

on oct 26 YahyaHasAStainedBowl (known at the time as ewianhair) later he found the password to the account and made a riddle for his brother to solve for the password. suresloth was watching too and got into the account, his brother convod two mods and asked them to delete the profile. suresloth deleted the covo before they could see it and pleaded with his brother to keep it. he said yes if he kept the email a secret, so suresloth convod other forumers and asked for their emails so he could add it to the account without them seeing the email. none said yes so suresloth repurposed it himself for their younger sister when she got old enough.
Harass

Harass is a player, who is currently banned, that joined before page 150. Harass from then on has contributed at least 300 posts to the thread. He or she has been known to pop in once in awhile and post cirno memes.he/she also play osu! (rank 500k) with the name pk kkr toho 999. They also have participated in Season 2 around the time it ended.

they also have alts, such as their most frequent one, blush and beggar, (otherwise for beggar, known as furretsrcool20)
MrEevee7

MrEevee7 is one of the most active players when Lasts To Posts season 3 when it is first released. His first reply is at March 24, 2020, a mere 13 hours after the thread is originally created, at reply #6. However, after the forum changes on June 13, 2020, he is no longer active on this thread and forum games all together on the exception that is hypixel mafia and forum simulator. As of october 2020, he is back to the thread as he is bored.

MrEevee7 is the #1 top poster on the entire hypixel forums with over 75,000 posts, he also has about 16,000 positive ratings. After forum games no longer count towards post count, he moved on to sections like skyblock and bedwars.
Gaming

ceejcake

**GamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingceejcake**

**GamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingceejcake**

**GamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingceejcake**

**GamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGamingGaming**
Gwenevere Kirk

Gwenevere Kirk was a human female who served the Imperial Navy. She became captain of an Imperial Star Destroyer during the Galactic civil war. Gwenevere Kirk is MayThe5thbewith you's character.

**History**

Gwenevere Kirk became captain of a Star Destroyer. When the Empire began using ISD 2s she got into an argument of which class of Star Destroyers were actually stronger. She eventually outright refused to get a new Star Destroyer much to the annoyance of Emperor Palpatine.

Gwenevere Kirk commands the Imperial 1 Class Star Destroyer Eliminator and also has a personal shuttle. She uses a standard Imperial blaster pistol. Gwenevere Kirk wears Death Trooper armor in combat.
Captain RC-2977 "Kevlar"

(DinosaurJedi777's RolePlay character)

Name: RC-2977, "kevlar"

Rank: captain

Armor: Clone commando armor

Personality: twist, sick, grusom.

Roles: clone commander, pilot, vehicle driver, judge, jury, and especially executor.

Story: Kevlar was a clone commando who fought in the clone wars, during this he fought on sullest and killed the CIS commander there. he also executed a village of civilians. he the hunted down imperial traitors post rise of the empire.
Sheev Palpatine

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, and Sheev Palpatine is the most infamous follower of its doctrines. Scheming, powerful, and evil to the core, Darth Sidious restored the Sith and destroyed the Jedi Order. Living a double life, he was also Palpatine, a Naboo Senator and phantom menace. He manipulated the political system of the Galactic Republic until he was named Supreme Chancellor -- and eventually Emperor – and ruled the galaxy through fear and tyranny. The galaxy rejoiced when he died at the Battle of Endor, but Sidious had cheated death and patiently plotted a return to power.
Eriwens

These group of alts of forumscringe10 are used regularly on this forum. The most common one being Eriwen. While originally made to like bomb people, they are now used as regular accounts for this forum. There are currently 9 Eriwens. Eriwen, Eriwen2, Eriwen3, EriwenFour, Eriwen5, EriwenFive, Eriwen6, and EriwenSeven (made by AhWoken) Eriwen, Eriwen2 and Eriwen3 has a pfp related to cats while the other uses the default pfp.

Please note that the Eriwen are capable of undergoing mitosis so be careful if they are in numbers.
Firmus Piett

An ambitious Imperial officer, Piett rose through the ranks to captain and was assigned to the Super Star Destroyer Executor, Darth Vader's flagship. There, he chafed at having to serve under the foolish, vainglorious Admiral Ozzel. When Vader strangled Ozzel, Piett was granted a battlefield promotion to admiral, and given a grisly warning of the penalty for failure. Miraculously, he survived his time as Vader's underling, but died when a Rebel starfighter destroyed the Executor's command bridge.
Griever

Project: Griever was a secret project of the galactic empire to create the perfect jedi hunter. Griever was based of the design of the separatist commander General Grievous. While remaining secret on the emperors command Griever was later brought to the eyes of the galaxy after the imperial inquisitors have fallen. in 1aby Griever was placed under the command of imperial commander Endar Ford and served with the 15th battalion intel his mysterious disappearance after the battle of endor.

Griever wielded the lightsabers of: Ahsoka Tano (Blue), Ki Adi Mundi (Blue), Kit Fisto (Green), and Eeth Koth (Green)
All Terrain Defense Pod

AT-DP (All Terrain Defence Pod) walkers were among the fastest Imperial vehicles of their type, designed primarily for patrols and scouting missions. They had more nefarious purposes, however. When the Empire wanted more land on the Outer Rim planet of Lothal, AT-DPs were used to quickly clear out farmers from their property. The walking tanks were also employed to combat rebel threats, including the crew of the Ghost.
All Terrain Armored Transport

The All Terrain Armored Transport, or AT-AT walker, is a four-legged transport and combat vehicle used by the Imperial ground forces. Standing over 20 meters tall with blast-impervious armor plating, these massive constructs are used as much for psychological effect as they are for tactical advantage.
Darth Vader

Once a heroic Jedi Knight, Darth Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force, he became a Sith Lord, and led the Empire’s eradication of the Jedi Order. He remained in service of the Emperor for decades, enforcing his Master’s will and seeking to crush the fledgling Rebel Alliance. But there was still good in him…

Darth Vader lead the 501st Legion, called "Vader's fist", into battle.
Len Axias

Rank: Captian

division: imperial supercommandos

armor: blue imperial suppercommando armor

Len Axias was a mandalorian supercommando that fought in the seige of mandalore. After the siege, the clones that stayed behind started building a training facility. Len recieved word that his brother jack had killed a stormtrooper and always disliking his brother he decided to join the empire. Then he got promoted by Gar Saxxon to captian.
Fifth Brother

A big, hulking enforcer, the Fifth Brother Inquisitor was among a group of Inquisitors used by the Empire to hunt down any surviving Jedi. Trained in the dark side of the Force, he wielded the same model dual-bladed lightsaber as the Grand Inquisitor, reveling in the opportunity to destroy rebels and Force-wielders alike. Along with the Seventh Sister, he was dispatched by Darth Vader to locate the Ghost crew and bring them to justice.
Last to posts win season 3 Wiki

hypixel forum game Lasts To Post Wins [Season 3] official wiki, maintained by epicercaner

**Welcome to the Last To Post Wins wiki!**
We're a collaborative community website about Last To Posts Wins that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started! (all threads (except for history) should be unlocked now, if there are any that isn't, contact me on the forums.)

## Important articles

you can see the list of players here.

See some information about the history here.

Some events are listed here.

List of categories here.

*Need help building out this community?*

* Rules of this wiki
* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Guides
* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!
Y-45 Armored Transport Hauler

A specialized cargo vehicle, the AT-hauler deploys walkers on the battlefield. It can carry enormous loads thanks to powerful engines and heavy-duty cargo lifter arms augmented with tensile fields. A pilot handles flight operations, while a co-pilot takes responsibility for any cargo. Tobias Beckett’s gang steals an AT-hauler on Mimban to use in an audacious heist on Vandor.
Stormtroopers

## Stormtrooper

Stormtroopers are elite shock troops fanatically loyal to the Empire and impossible to sway from the Imperial cause. They wear imposing white armor, which offers a wide range of survival equipment and temperature controls to allow the soldiers to survive in almost any environment. Stormtroopers wield blaster rifles and pistols with great skill, and attack in hordes to overwhelm their enemies. Along with standard stormtroopers, the Empire has organized several specialized units, including snowtroopers and scout troopers.
TIE Advanced V1

Tasked personally by Darth Vader with a mission to destroy all children of the Force, the Inquisitor was given access to the Empire's latest technologies. The Inquisitor's TIE Advanced prototype was superior to typical TIE fighters, featuring faster engines, S-foils with more efficient solar gather panels, upgraded laser cannons, and a projectile launcher that fired Imperial XX-23 S-Thread Tracers.
Snowtroopers

## Snowtrooper

Snowtroopers are stormtroopers trained for operations in arctic conditions and equipped with specialized gear to protect them against cold. When deployed, snowtroopers wear breath heaters and protective hoods, insulated suits and belt capes, rugged boots, heating units and survival backpacks. During the Battle of Hoth, snowtroopers under General Veers’ command were deployed from AT-AT Walkers and quickly and ruthlessly took control of Echo Base.
Monky Lug

Abiding in the wilds of northern Tanzania, Monky Lug is a ferocious fighter without reproach, matching even the legendary Smiogaid Mor in raw physical strength. Monky Lug has orchestrated many raids on neighboring Uganda, mainly in defiance of former U.S. president Barack Obama, for reasons unknown. Many experts speculate that Monky Lug is an extra-terrestrial, imprisoned on earth for his treasonous galactic crimes, whilst others argue that his origin is much more ancient and sinister, with ties to the Old Ones themselves; Although whatever drives this wretched creature will likely remain unknown, as he only communicates in his namesake, "*Monky Lug".* The usual advisory is to maintain distance, but even existing within 200 meters of this demon will melt your flesh and boil your blood. Avoid at all costs.
Scout Troopers

## Scout Trooper

Scout troopers were lightly armored compared with other stormtroopers, which allowed them to move more quickly and easily in a range of environments. They were also trained for more independence and adaptability than most Imperial troops. The Empire used scout troopers for a range of missions, including reconnaissance and infiltration. On Endor, scout troopers riding speeder bikes patrolled the forests, guarding against threats to the shield generator protecting the second Death Star during its construction in orbit above the moon.
Rio

Rio also known as TK-8989 was an imperial stormtrooper apart of the 15th battalion. Rio was best friends with fellow trooper Fenn and together they served on many fronts such as sullust and crait. Later after the empire fell Fenn and Rio served on arvala-7 as escort for the client. Rio and Fenn are both killed by Din Djarin when they attempt to stop him from stealing the child from their facility.
The Eternal Watcher

I met a vapist from an antique land,

Who said—“Two nipples and a thick ass cooter

Stand before me. . . . Near them, on the ground,

Half sunk a shattered dab pen lies, whose pieces,

And wrinkled coils, and delicious nectar juice,

Tell that its vendor sold to underage kids

Who yet survives, making bank on metal tubes,

The hand that vaped it, and the lungs that wheezed;

And on the side, these words appear:

My name is Lug, Simp of Simps;

Look on my Puff, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the vapour

Of that colossal Hit, gasping for air

The lone and level parking lot stretches far away.”
Lug

A Lug is a strong, but somewhat retarded denizen of Planet Lug. Boasting an impressive carrying capacity of 16 tons, Lug's make excellent slaves, which is exactly what space pirates, such as Shooter McNugget, did. Post-collapse, the Lug's assembled under the Alpha Lug, who guides them into a new age of prosperity, and galactic conquest.
Melanomus DeJawline

Melanomus DeJawline, classified as Big D by the CIA, is an unknown and unique predator among supernatural beings. Rarely seen, Melanomus is instead heard by his victims, shouting incoherent ramblings while producing a loud stereo effect with his chin and neck. However, unlike other similar paranormal creatures, Melanomus will leave his victims relatively unharmed, should they be carrying any rare metals or rare metal alloys. Should you not be carrying these, or worse if you attempt to trick this beast with common metals, he will painfully dismember you for your vital organs, and depart with those instead. Melanomus is not to be reasoned with, so avoid at all costs.
The Trilogy

The main sequence of the Big Chin Schweigs and the various outputs of his earthly misdoings takes part in a trilogy of trilogies aptly named "The Trilogy". Just as the actual sightings of Big Chin Schweigs are rare and unaccounted for, the scholars studying Schweigology are also unaccounted for (missing reference). Diving deep into common era understanding of Smiogaid Mòr Shweigs, many turn to lovecraftian horror and the works Edgar Allan Poe to just grasp the surface of its eldritch and faustian evolution. However more modern views on Smiogaid Mòr Shweigs have divided the field into three trilogies of sighting, historical occurrences and unexplainable titular events. We first begin to break down the three sections of the Big Chin Schweigs legacy: Chronological Trilogy, the metaphysical trilogy and the retarded trilogy.

**Chronological Trilogy:**

\*Old ones era: 10,000,000,000 BCH - 5,000,000 ACH

-The observance and continuum ruled the universe

\*new kingdom era

-Planet Luug established

-Estimated creation of Big Chin Schweegs

-Death of Lug Von Brom

-Death of Joseph Moman

\*rebirth era:

-Ressurection of the Old ones and insurgence of the Buug

**Metaphysical Trilogy:**

\*Smiogaid Mòr Shweigs as a concept

\*Old Ones as a concept

\*Schrodingers cum muffin

**Retarded Trilogy:**

\*The fat nut codex

-Details the origin, birth and family tree of Big Chin Schweegs and the Old ones

\*The ancient weapon codex

\*Planet lug codex
Alpha Lug

Most Lug's are born to a life of hard work and sacrifice, but Alpha Lug was born with a dream. In his memoir, titled "*My fight*", Lug details his vision for the future:

*I have a dream that one day Planet Lug will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Lug's are created equal.”*

As the exalted leader of all Lug's, Alpha Lug is slowly amassing a force powerful enough to conquer the universe. Only the combined might of Team Smiogaid could ever stand against him, but they are long disbanded and scattered.
Fet Tambor

Fet Tambor was a male skakoan and was the cousin of Wat Tambor. Fet served as a the chief of marketing in the techno union in tell the clone wars were he served as a CIS fleet admiral before going back to work full time as the chief marketer. After the clone wars Fet joined the galactic empire science division and worked on many projects such as griever, M5, and even stardust. Towards the end of the galactic civil war Fet joined the rebel alliance after his homeworld skako was attacked by the empire. Fet served as a fleet commander during the battle of endor and later served the new republic as a military commander
司瑾

表格
--

特招/普招：特招C

姓名：司瑾

绰号：城里人（分情况是玩笑或嘲讽）、青 蛙 杀 手

身高：171.8cm

体重：56.5kg（沉迷学业日渐消瘦

年龄：19

年级：大三

外貌：身材纤细但其实有肉，具有初见加分的美感，五官偏柔和款也相当耐看，常年板着脸加学业疲惫给人感觉是阴郁系美女。

发色是杏棕色中直发到背部，中分刘海两边鬓角会随造型搭在前面或者捋到耳后，有细碎的发丝落在额间，在需要起来的时候会把头发编盘起来（包括复习、课程实操和比赛之类的）。瞳色为栗色，睫毛长而微卷，视力被书折磨的下降而在看书时带上有度数的金丝边眼镜。薄唇锁骨初见加分up，没时间化妆但会涂些唇膏或口红提升气色。

不备选或训练的时候都不会穿队服，白大褂不会穿出实验室，私服品位很好也基本上各种款式都会穿所以不存在常服，家里衣服堆得就差没本图鉴。

出生地：北京朝阳区

家庭背景：家里有位双胞胎弟弟名叫司瑜，是同校金融系学生。司瑾说话是父亲当地的京腔，会喊弟弟“瑜儿”，但弟弟司瑜说话和来自南方的\*\*\*较像，称呼司瑾为“阿姐”。父亲是当地某珠宝公司老板、母亲是公司的法律顾问，家大业大在市内有名声可以称得上一帆风顺的童年生活。虽然父母因为工作原因很少有时间管姐弟两个，但在物质生活上绝不会亏待，从小照顾弟弟让司瑾很适合也会下意识的关照身边的人。

经历：作为姐姐锻炼出的胆量和担当，小时候也怕虫子但后来似乎觉得直接送虫子往生会更方便，导致现在成了不怕虫子、戴个手套就能左手捏青蛙右手抓小白鼠的靓女。对足球有一定基础，不过初高中基本就没碰过，还是大学在司瑜劝说下加了足球社结果因为专业活成了队医。

来女足社的原因：有小时候和司瑜玩耍时在院子里选的是足球，和“总得给自己找点别的爱好”的思想经过权衡选了女足，当然还有司瑜在男足社也希望和家人有更多话题和扩展运动相关医理知识的成分。具有一定的目的性。

性格：\*学业繁忙加操心事多是看起来很不好相处的阴郁系，话不多但基本上是毒舌+吐槽役，甚至有时候开口就面不改色的指正一句话中的语法错误。

\*典型的问一答一绝不多说，如果是问题的询问则会给出自己认为较为全面的解答，在被喊了名字后也会很认真的和人对视表达自己正在听。只是看起来冷淡不过其实是个老好人，据说发呆的时候会在想人体解剖图。

\*有些过于严谨，做出决定前都会经过慎重的思考，比如这件事交给自己能否做到，如果不能的话就算结果丰厚也不会接受而是推荐合适的人选。要顾虑的事情不止是学业成绩、社团发展，还包括未来公司继承管理弟弟一人能不能行，没有多余的精力去浪费而常年垮着张批脸。

\*善于收敛情绪，绝对不会任性妄为，也不会优柔寡断。用自己的知识与经验来支撑自己当好队中队医（？）的角色，会客观地帮大家考虑问题分析利害，也会很严厉的要求朋友与后辈注意自身的健康。

\*不是社恐但苦手和自然熟交往，有时候会看书干脆不说话来试图劝退对方。

位置：边前卫

运动经历：小时候有过业余的足球教学，是父母见到孩子对此感兴趣选的辅导课程，但教给小孩子的技巧现在基本也用不上了。在初高中都拿过短跑冠军，相反对于耐力长跑型非常苦手，只适合短时间的爆发。

特长：各方面的爆发力（比如运动短跑能当top1而耐力跑一定是最后一名）

在足球方面，最擅长的事：控制节奏，很会决定场面进攻速度和节奏，选择有利的传球时机与地点

爱好：药理知识和解剖学、服装搭配

喜欢的东西：剧情向游戏、海盗船（老反差了还喜欢船尾）

不擅长的东西：好像啥都不怕所以没有特别需要列出的不擅长（？（妈咪——）

喜欢的食物：龙须酥、草莓可丽饼、樱桃及其延伸果干果酱之类的

如果以5为满分，可以打几分：

进攻：4

防守：3

技巧：4

身体素质：5（忙到2-4

经验：3

请模仿你的角色说几句话：“我说了很多次要照顾好自己吧？…过来吃药。”

“安静点。”

“我想，那孩子会比我更合适。”

“没有人会拒绝胜利，相信你自己，也相信她们吧。”（煲鸡汤带师）

【注】\*姐弟两感情非常好，是成绩稳定如同元素周期表最右排的优等生，都没有课的时候会看到他们不是在图书馆自习就是操场上司瑜陪姐姐练球

\*被照顾过的同寝女生或是同班人偶尔会喊“妈咪”，因为人太靠谱又比起外表不好相处的隐藏老妈子体验过就会觉得司瑾人超好，或者听过司瑜南方口音的“阿姐”也容易被带着会喊

\*总之戳雷可修可拒审表辛苦惹

## 角色五问

1，她们姐弟两个是北京人，为什么会来二线的焘州市上大学？

其实对他们来说选择哪个学校都没有太大的差别，父母对他们的期望只是在毕业前好好选择并享受生活，不一定非要待在对姐弟而言的舒适圈（指北京。选择交通便利的焘州市有一部分是回家方便、还有一部分是在节假日去短途旅游都是不错的选择。

当然还有司瑜特地了解的，比他们大了两届的女足拿到了省冠，虽然嘴上不说但还是喜欢足球的姐姐一定会满意这里。所以在家里讨论志愿的时候他主动考虑了去那读金融系，只要他说喜欢那个学校能空闲时出去看看不同的风景，司瑾肯定会跟着一起来。

2，她似乎有很强的作为姐姐的责任感。但她和弟弟毕竟是只差了几个小时的双胞胎，假如她是妹妹而司瑜是哥哥的话，她的性格会有什么样的不同呢？

如果是作为妹妹而言她一定会从“前锋”变成“后盾”，不会主动出击（指杀虫高手）而是会变成在后方支援（递纸和洗手液）这样，虽然主体的性格没有太大变化但大概没法成为“主导者”或者“控制节奏”这类角色。

3，她为什么要学医？是自己的兴趣，还是前途的考虑，或者长辈的建议？（skr~）

其实出于兴趣和对家人健康的考虑，有目的性的做事是司瑾的惯有风格，从小为了照顾爱玩的弟弟也自己了解了些简单的护理知识，甚至在高中运动会时帮过校医务室的忙被校医爱称“小医生”而推荐过走医学专业。

4，如果肝学业来不及打扮，最差会打扮成什么样子？

有过时间太赶而只是简单洗漱套件衣服就出门的情况，习惯前一天晚上搭好衣服准备好第二天要用的东西所以就算再差也差不到哪去，被称为“做什么事都游刃有余的城里人”。基本看头发有没有炸毛或者是不是低马尾就能判断出来当天是不是赶时间。

5，她是会站在背后默默观察的类型吗？或者她其实并不在意，开导别人只是凭直觉？

是属于姐姐的直觉，也认为每个人都需要必要的鼓励和支持，看社员练习的时候则会带着笔记本和笔说着复习实际上暗中观察。
Lugella

Wife to esteemed gentleman Shooter McNugget, Lugella was raised in a brothel on Planet Lug, and fled with Shooter during the collapse. Due to Lugella's crippling addiction to vape juice, her mind has all but disintegrated, leaving her the ability to only communicate in sucking and blowing actions. Shooter McNugget loves this aspect of his wife, leaving many to speculate if he may have laced her juul with purple crack juice.
The Exfil Rat

After a long day of murder and rape, the typical knight reaches the holy grounds of the exfil and puts up his visor to take in the beauty of the scenery.

"Take off your visor fair knight. These are sacred grounds and they shan't shoot us here for they haven't the gall."

The knight raised his visor and at that very moment an arrow flew through the air embedding itself directly into his head (eyes). His body slumped over to the side, dead and lifeless and his comrade soon followed him.

From the tall grass emerged the Exfil Rat, his nose twitching and his asshole salivating. Little knownst to most but the Exfil Rat consumes its victims belongings and valuables through its asshole which it would soon do. All of the gems, gold and riches looted and pillaged from the nearby towns were taken immediately and inserted into the asshole.

It is confirmed that the Exfil rat is the reincarnation of Joseph Moman who was raped by Smiogaid in his last moments. This information has no concrete evidence however KKK. LUG (a delusional being) vouches that he has seen and spoken to the Exfil rat and was once under its control.

"Listen to me fair fellow" said KKK. LUG in an interview. "I've spoken to these despicable blasphemers in the afterlife whilst I inhaled the Smiogaid Fumes and they be not happy. I dare say good fellow that they are more angered than if i were to sleep with thine wife." Continued Lug with a glazed look over his eyes. "Thinking one has it all, only to be murdered at the last step before the payout is a truly horrible way to go. And knowing that the rat now has all your hard work up his ass is almost worse"
Ewianking

Ewianking is a forumer who has become extremely active in the past 11 months. He has posted over 22k times on the thread ltp s3. He also founded The Council and has the alt account Councilfounder and Councilfounderalt. He also now owns the account ewiangod and ewian

He is on pretty much every day since the day he joined. He has a very creative mind and can make a scenario out of just a couple of words. He is well known in making schemes such as the Glaceon removal plan and the yahya incident. The war against glaceon and ewianking ended around December 2020 before Christmas. However he can get pissed off if you steal his ideas. He is pretty much involved in 90% of the events that happen in ltp. In a recent poll in the last to post discord, many people say they would have not been there for as long if they didn’t tell them out newbie. A commonly misperception about ewianking is that he says out newbie to be toxic, this is not the case as he uses it to test newbies of their worth.

He has also contributed to this wiki a lot with him making about 10 pages of different players

Ewianking was banned when ltp s4 started however was able to get page 1 on his alt councilfounder and was unbanned a day after, he currently has about 400 msgs in the new thread

. Fun facts:

has a creative mind

got the idea of the council from an anime called one piece

has the most replies total to the thread making up over 12.5% of msgs

he is currently in s4 with 2/30 of the msgs or 1:15
A Crucial Item

The original hunt for the rare scweegs begins for most as a form of sleep paralysis. One who has fallen asleep will be visited in their dreams by a terrifying and abnormal being. From there on out, all victims will hallucinate and begin to see schweegs. On August 28th 1932 a case was documented in which the schweegs was able to materialize in the flesh. The victim reported that its chin was broken in multiple places and that its facial features were ruined. More on this can be found Here
OBSERVANCE

The **WHITEKNIGHT**

Shallow breaths frost winter glass, the heat of the fire soothing and compassionate, although the window strains from raspy shouts of a lonely gale. A man nervously seats himself next to the hearth, betraying his otherwise calm disposition.

//DO NOT TRUST HIM

The man rocks forward and backwards, increasing his speed with each creak of the old wooden chair. His swinging seems unnatural, until his sudden lurch forwards, straight into the meager flame. He disappears.

A man knocks at the door, clad in shade and dressed for obscurity. He has his cock out. Your time is up. Goodbye.
Armor Mimi 3 Star

## Awakened Art

**Base Level -**

Skill 1 - No cooldown. Physically attacks a single enemy with 266% power and has a 50% chance to inflict .

Skill 2 - No cooldown. [Automatic Activation] At the start of the battle, has a 100% to give self  for 1 turn. When damaged, has a 50% chance to increase Action Gauge by 30% and decrease self skill cooldowns by 1 turn.

Skill 3 - Six turn cooldown. Physically attacks all enemies with 168% power twice, has a 100% chance to inflict ,  and  for 2 turns.

**Max Level -**

Skill 1 - No cooldown. Physically attacks a single enemy with 400% power and has a 100% chance to inflict .

Skill 2 - No cooldown. [Automatic Activation] At the start of the battle, has a 100% to give self  for 1 turn. When damaged, has a 100% chance to increase Action Gauge by 30% and decrease self skill cooldowns by 1 turn.

Skill 3 - Six turn cooldown. Physically attacks all enemies with 250% power twice, has a 100% chance to inflict ,  and  for 2 turns.

**Other Skills -**

Bonus Skills -

Defense 10% Up

Agility 10% Up

Debuff Success Rate 30% Up

Leader Skill - Increases all Green allies' Defense by 35%.

## **Stats -**

1. ↑ Green
2. ↑ The character's [Automatic Activation] effect won't activate.
3. ↑ Increases Agility by 30%.
4. ↑ Reduces Attack by 50%.
5. ↑ Reduces Defense by 70%.
Shooter McNugget

Infamous highwayman and outlaw, Shooter McNugget made his fortune on Planet Lug hunting, capturing, and many times killing escaped Lug's. As a renowned bounty hunter, Shooter enjoyed a life of pleasure and luxury, before the collapse of Planet Lug in 104-E-7. Narrowly escaping with his concubine wife Lugella, Shooter fled to earth under the guise of a wealthy Arab albino man. Ever since, Shooter has allegedly had his hand in many major events in human history, including the Armenian Genocide, where he single-handedly killed the Giga-Armenian, and in the JFK Assasination, where he acted as both the 2nd and 3rd shooters. Not much else is known of this debonair chap, except his frequent visits to a grave marked "S". Shooter McNugget is an extremely talented marksman and a cunning tactician, so to duel this man is to forfeit your life. Avoid at all costs.
Smiogaid Mòr Shweigs Wiki

Sightings of Big Chin Schweigs

**Welcome to the Smiogaid Mòr Shweigs Wiki!**
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

## Important articles

SIGHTINGS

THE TRILOGY

BACKSTORY

RELATIONS

OTHER ENTITIES

*Need help building out this community?*

* Rules of this wiki
* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

*Community Founders*: Write a good and paragraph-length description for your welcome section about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it. Then you should visit the admin dashboard for more tips.
CONTINUUM

Voracious may he be [REDACTED] beside ourselves in terror

In the land beyond our own lies a DARKKNIGHT, shattered in form and mind and [REDACTED]

1. Parse the laws he bestows and know their meaning. His RULE is absolute.

2. He is not a [REDACTED], nor shall he be named as one.

3. He sows fields of lies. Every spring, plain men and women pick plain nothings from ashen soil, disappointed all the same. He reaps their (((cries))) of anguish and suckles on the teat of vanquished desire.

4. His secret is his behemoth [REDACTED], paracausal in nature so as to exist between the world beyond and our own.

Beware the DARKKNIGHT. Trust only the **WHITEKNIGHT.**
The yahya incident

It is started by a forum user called yahyahasastainedbowl. He reported threads made by adali06, who is a council member, and adali06 was banned as a result. An alliance was formed and waited to say something harmful to the council before reporting him for disrespect and spam. The event happened at around page 500.
王振璠

## V.oid版的设定

18岁，staff-turned neoLhooqer。生日6月7日，双子座。身高176cm，62kg，应援色为蓝绿。V.oid的~~受~~萌音担当，舞蹈担当，腹黑担当（？？）。南小鸟角色担当。

二年（主角）组三人中最无存在感的一个，基本属于躲在幕后闷声发大财的类型（出道之前本来就是staff）；外表清秀，性格腹黑，总是冷静地以略显无情的方式为大家的利益谋算着；不过关键时刻也是最可靠的友军。~~不厨果，不白学，其实您应该是肥希？~~

然而，也因为这种惯于隐藏自己的性格，人气相对低迷，也成了“最容易进入角色辨识名册”的成员……

## V.oid版的天国初设

18岁，staff-turned neoLhooqer。生日6月7日，双子座。身高176cm，62kg，应援色为蓝绿。V.oid的~~声音特效~~少年音担当，腹黑担当（？？）。南小鸟角色担当。

完全把男小鸟腹黑的一面展现出来，并在持续往明黑的方向发展（……）。和现实中一样，用略显无情的方式为大家的利益谋算着，不过因为果鸟关系的消失戏份常常不足。

在V.oid需要用小鸟相当软萌~~娘炮~~的角色音唱歌，为此常常焦头烂额，并时常和饰演花阳的文央角色互换（这一点在时雨活动时尤为明显，基本上不是几哥的两个声线完全分不清谁是谁）

## 商撸们版的设定

绰号/别名/称号/梗：振璠、瓯魔、Tsangva、~~（岳）昌华~~、~~宇宙人~~、~~乌桕~~、~~闷声发大财~~、~~江南皮革厂倒闭了~~

6月7日生/18岁

176cm/60kg

浙江·温州/温州人

应援色：蓝绿

文静内敛的少年，相对主动挑事更愿意前排看戏（并且顺带兜售香烟瓜子）。为人处世极度理性，做事很少带个人情绪，表情也只有“兴奋”“专注”“低落”等精神状态的区别，因此几乎无法被带节奏或煽动。无论遇到什么问题，都会专注于想出解决办法而不考虑人的情感，因此关键时刻会成为大家的救世主，但也给人留下了“残忍”“唯利是图”的印象。

长相清丽可人，~~没什么男子气，~~也很适合日系偶像的衣服。额际有一根上翘的呆毛。

父母都是中学教师，因此非常善于思考~~（并且吃了多年的食堂）~~，也很擅长看破套路。对一切包装和宣传都无动于衷，因此常常不能融入周围的热闹气氛甚至形成破坏（不过这时候只要神隐就好了）。在LHOOQ也是先期做的后勤工作，办事能力很强，管理着华撸卖周边的网店。从来不穿皮鞋或其他的皮制品~~（因为浙江温州江南皮革厂倒闭了）~~。

对自己的温州人身份引以为傲，因为“魔鬼之语”被几哥光哥评为“再怎么听不懂，也还是种温柔的吴侬软语”而很不高兴。怕辣，所以很害怕和西南彩炎接触。
贺孝巚

贺几的父亲，在英国独自谋生、与妻子不睦、钱不多但穿戴得很体面的中年男人。

还和儿子一起住的时候，经常家暴贺几，因此与儿子的关系也非常不好。

职业是出纳，看起来文质彬彬。

## 有关贺孝巚的文档

* 贺孝巚是三儿一女中最小的孩子；在整个大家族的同辈中，他也是很迟来的末子。
* 贺孝巚的堂兄弟们都起名带“山”字；很显然到他这里的时候，字差不多已经用完了。
* 不过“巚”这个字其实读起来很不错，有一种奇妙地和谐的感觉；除了小时候写名字和长大后电子化身份输不进去之外，他并没有对自己的阿公有什么不满。
* 不过，小时候贺孝巚还是认认真真地每次都一笔一划地写上自己的名字。这个字他一年级就会写了。
* 老师和同学抱怨不知道怎么用方言念他的名字，因为查字典也只能查着普通话的。
* 因为这个缘故，他小时候被起了一堆和本名无关的绰号。
* 贺孝巚有个哥哥，叫贺孝巍。英文名David。至于为什么有英文名马上就知道了。
* 贺孝巚的家族在当地虽不能说是望族，但也算是枝繁叶茂的一门了；小小县城的这一角几乎尽是姓贺的人。据说当年毛主席和红军他们在这里的时候，贺家的祠堂还曾经被征用作过不知什么工厂；为了这个苦难而辉煌的伟大征程他们也是出过一份力的，尽管现在看上去和其他山里的小县城的人家没什么不同。
* 祠堂今天还在，虽然除了建筑都是多年来毁后重修的了；他们仍然按照族谱的辈分起名字，虽然那股崇学重教的风气几乎没了，也看不到谁再像阿公那样能起出这么典雅的名字。
* 不过他的哥哥孝巍无疑是个异类。褒义的那一种。
* 孝巚和孝巍差了十岁。据说，当年生下二哥后父母没想再要一个孩子，只是怀孕了就生下来了。
* 孝巚小的时候就知道自己的哥哥很厉害。他的哥哥也一直很厉害。小半个县城都把他当别人家的孩子，整个贺家都把他当骄傲。对于孝巚本人，二哥当然也是别人家的孩子——尽管是自己家的。
* 而且这份压力只会更严重。
* 贺孝巚的大哥孝崇是个很普通的人，没读多少书也没赚多少钱，孝巚没多大时就工作离了；孝巍则在他读小学前也考进了市里的高中，尽管之后江湖上也一直还有他的传说。
* 他们说孝巍在龙岩的高中里也还是前几名，他们说他得了什么竞赛什么什么奖，他们说他考上了北京的大学，然后又通过什么机会去英国留学了。
* 在这个过程中孝巚一直还是个小孩子，那种看似文静实际几乎瑟瑟发抖的小孩子。他不多喜欢学习；但因为也不喜欢其他东西，家人还是认为他是喜欢学习的。
* 孝巚也不清楚他到底喜欢什么东西。大部分的时候，他都待在家里和教室学习，努力赶上作为贺孝巍的弟弟应该达到的水平；父母腾出了当年孝巍学习的卧室，让他能不受其他孩子的打扰（和欺负；毕竟玩游戏和打架他可不是好手）专心地学习。他喜欢看报纸，喜欢看世界上其他地方发生的事，仅此而已。
* 小学时孝巚的成绩还算是名列前茅的，到初中就一点点变差了；他开始用不多的零花钱买科技类的杂志，尽管自己也不太看得懂；他想知道像哥哥那样世界一流的人才都在想些什么。
* 孝巍在英国找到了工作；至少父母跟他是这么解释的。不管怎样，他至少是在英国留下来了。父母甚至收到了带着英文的汇款。
* 初中时的孝巚对世界有着一些疯狂而不切实际的想法。直到现在他也不知道那有一个集成的叫法，“中二病”。
* 不过至少后来的他很看得清现实。可能有点偏向另一个极端了吧。
* 孝巚考上了高中，虽然是一所三流的高中。他开始意识到父母看他的脸色，已经不如初中乃至那个小学书呆子，尽管他仍然是除了读书一无所长。他不调皮，也很用功，但似乎总是有什么地方没对上；何况，那些无心向学的同学也不喜欢他这样。
* 很多时候只有他和女生会在课间留在教室里；也不再有什么人把他和贺孝巍的名字连在一起，虽然孝巍的传说还在继续。他仍然有点中二，不相信人类，暗自渴望人的友情但也无法实现，想要做的事有一大堆，但已经很清楚都无法开始。他一直告诉自己要上进，要上进，就像小时候爸妈说了那么多遍的一样；现在父母似乎也不怎么念叨了，他却疯了一样坚信着。
* 高中毕业的暑假，事实上已不能称之为暑假了，因为他也没有继续上学。他找了一份补课的工作，尽管那个年代也没有多少人有这个需求和能力。但也是在给人补课的途中，他遇到了未来的妻子。
* 她叫鲁晓丽。很普通的名字，也没有一点文化内涵，和他不一样；她的姐姐叫鲁玉萍，甚至和她的名字一个字也不重。他一开始也没有多喜欢她，或者应该说就看不上眼；那个头发短短的女孩子总一脸阳光灿烂地找上他，不管他的脸色有多难看或者她的借口有多敷衍。
* 她的胸部好大。那是当年（不管多不愿意承认），吸引这个瘦弱少年没有直接走掉的唯一念头。
* 她是怎么想的？不知道，也不关心。
* 总之，他知道了她在家里的杂货铺子打工，同时也在准备考师专，尽管家里人反对。她的成绩很差，想让他帮忙补补，但他拒绝了。他又拒绝了很多次。最后他大概也没办法继续拒绝下去了。
* 教书让他感觉挺好。至少这是他停止教书后的想法。让人感觉到他学的那些还有一点用处。但他
Wilhuff Tarkin

An ambitious, ruthless proponent of military power, Wilhuff Tarkin became a favorite of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine and rose rapidly through the Imperial ranks. Shortly after the Empire's creation, he was put in charge of the construction of the Death Star. Tarkin saw the Death Star as a way to crush all dissent to the Empire's rule. Fear of the station's planet-killing superlaser would keep the galaxy's star systems in line. He demonstrated the station's power by destroying Alderaan, but died soon afterwards when the Death Star itself was destroyed.
Chelsea Ting

## Merrilhooqs版本的介绍

Chelsea is a graceful, beautiful Asian American from Boston, Massachusetts. Chelsea heights 5’9’’, looks magnificent and noble, and has her long black hair in a signature high single bottom-length ponytail. She began as the pianist of a Lhooqish orchestra in US, Asille, and made her way to be a Lhooqer with her skills and irresistible charisma.

Chelsea is successful both as a pianist and as an actress. She becomes Leslie’s girlfriend in Year 4, and the two never split since then. She is also friend-enemy to Effie Yuen, the Cantonese Lhooqer from Quebec, Canada. Chelsea originates from Northeast China.

The father of Chelsea, Ernie, also appears on many of LHOOQ’s programs. He would invite the Lhooqish boys (Francis, Foggy, Jove, and an unwilling Leslie) to his backyard to have a party, to which Chelsea rejects. Chelsea and Leslie watch the Chelsea versus Leicester City soccer game every year, as a humorous reminder of their names. Although they’re mentioned together as the ‘K&T’, Chelsea isn’t much close to Meryl Kleinberg, although they do share many points of view. Chelsea is also distant from the WhiteMerrilhooqs, like Leslie.

## 百度生草机提供的翻译

月音是一个优雅美丽的亚裔美国人，来自马萨诸塞州波士顿。Chelsea身高5英尺9英寸，看上去气势恢宏高贵，黑色长发扎着一个标志性的高高的单底马尾辫。她一开始是在美国的一个lhookish管弦乐队的钢琴家，后来凭借她的技巧和不可抗拒的魅力成为了一名Lhooqer。

月音作为一个钢琴家和演员都很成功。她在2014年成为莱斯利的女朋友，从此两人再也没有分手。她也是来自加拿大魁北克的粤语小伙~~这个放这不改了，太草了~~阮中元的敌人。月音起源于中国东北。

月音的父亲厄尼也出现在LHOOQ的许多节目中。他会邀请霍奇斯的孩子们（弗朗西斯，雾哥，乔武，还有一个不情愿的柊园）到他的后院开一个派对，月音拒绝了。月音和柊园每年都会观看切尔西对莱斯特城的比赛，以此来幽默地提醒他们的名字。虽然他们被称为“K&T”，但月音和梅芮·克莱因堡并不太亲近，尽管她们有很多共同的观点。月音也和莱斯利一样远离白马军团。
徐晨风

## 禾花少女版设定（终将成为天国…….jpg）

22岁，中代Lhooqer。生日1月13日，摩羯座。身高170cm，B100/W73/H95，应援色为浅蓝色。禾花少女的特性担当，三年组。朝香果林角色担当。

浅蓝色日系男式短发的伪郎系女子~~（不用特意装扮也像男的，是个女秀吉）~~。沉稳而可靠，是LIP中初选入企划时最年长的。性格内向，但绝不缺乏勇气；面对自己所爱事务时有温柔的一面。本来是偶像企划的负责人，被主席坑去试音，结果选上了果林的角色。歌唱经验比其他人多几倍，对声音的控制能力十分优越。

加入禾花的愿望是“希望LIP能兴旺发展”。

会做精致到让人诧异的面食。~~喜欢喝醋。~~

其实胸部很大。有对被撩动的妹子露胸说“比你的大吧”的恶趣味。

### Call & Response

MC：徐晨风

切换荧光棒为浅蓝色。

晨风：（举手示意）

观众：鴥彼晨风——

晨风：郁彼北林！支持着偶像企划的各位，晚上好！

观众：徐晨风！（一团糟警告\*2）

## 百度生草机提供的翻译

徐晨峰

22岁的中辈Lhooqer。 1月13日生日，摩ri座。身高170厘米，B100 / W73 / H95，支持颜色为浅蓝色。特色荷花姑娘，一组三年。发挥韩国*……*果林*回去了？*的作用。

浅蓝色日本男人的短发的伪随机女人（Hideyoshi，看起来像脱衣服的男人的女人*谷歌日常发情1/1*）。冷静和值得信赖，当被选为该项目时，他是最老的LIP。她是一个性格内向的人，但她并不缺乏勇气；面对自己喜欢的事物时，她拥有柔和的一面。他最初负责偶像项目，后来被主持人主持试镜，但选择了郭林的角色。他有几倍的演唱经验，并且具有很好的控制声音的能力。*这一段好像比度娘好*

加入合华的愿望是“我希望LIP能够蓬勃发展”。

您可以制作意想不到的精致意大利面。我喜欢喝醋。

其实是巨大的乳房。*？？？？*一个惊讶的女孩有一个“比我大”的讨厌的味道。
那林

那林
--

## 相关角色

**女友：**白荣
**好兄弟：**肖亚荣、阿合力江
**四大：**巨槭泽、子车湑露、巫智龙

介绍
--

有着青绿色的齐刘海发型和眼镜的、舞蹈能力超群的怪人。

毫无疑问是有才气的，无论天下大事还是业界良心都能侃得头头是道。那拥有着惊人的色彩丰富度的设计也很耗费灵感。对物件都很有品味并且擅长搭配，以至于逛杂货市场成了他的一大乐事。此外他的衣着和发色一样也很新潮。

但其实也并不像外表那样轻浮。还是有关心正题和善于经营的一面的。很有踏出第一步敢为人先的勇气，现在经营着一家创业公司（女友白荣是他的财务）。敢想，也敢干，跳脱的思维模式在从没有路的地方找出新路的时候非常管用。

生于北京市海淀区，正儿八经会跳舞的文艺青年。满族，镶黄旗，出生在中产以上的水平、看起来什么都不缺乏的人家里。不过尽管这样，三代以前却是穷得逃过了文化大革命的破落户。有一个叫那鸿的堂兄，自认为自己很不起眼、而他才是别人家的孩子。因为父母的教育宗旨而学到了很多才艺，拉丁舞和马术都拥有专业的水平。

虽然在博雅教育方面很出色，但并不擅长书本的学习。高考时因为考得太差父母放弃了拿钱送他出国的计划，而是把他老老实实塞进了一所中外合作办学的破三本。是北方铁三角里成绩最差的人（阿子985，亚荣一本）。

有残疾证的残疾人，一只眼睛失明，一只眼睛视力不足0.1。不过尽管如此戴了眼镜还是和正常人一样~~欢实~~。

和女友相处的时候更像是受的一方。

## 梗百科

**骑射**：~~众所周知，每个优秀的小孩都必须会一门运动和一门艺术，~~而那林选择的运动项目就是骑马。尽管在他人眼里又满遗又贵族，但他确实是真的享受这项运动，一直做到了国家二级运动员的程度；尽管也因为没钱拥有自己的马，而被其他骑马的小孩子耻笑。

**坠马**：那林上大一的时候，一次在骑马过程中~~因为太浪~~不幸坠马，而且是脸着地。因此一只眼球破裂，另一只眼睛也落下了视网膜脱落的毛病。在医院休养了一段时间后告别了赛马场，不过一有机会他还是会~~违反医嘱~~骑骑试试。（这段经历以各种形式在不同的场合被反复提起，以至于完全超越了形式本身成为了特别的一个“那林坠马”梗……）

**半瞎子**：其实在坠马事件发生前，那林1000度的超高度近视就已经不能算是正常人了。失去一只眼睛后，摘了眼镜的他基本上完全看不到东西。因此他的眼镜几乎在任何场合都不离身。不过他自己心态很好，经常会主动调侃这件事，坐车买门票的时候也会刷残疾证。

**特色婚礼**：那林和白荣是不同的少数民族，让人在他们到底要按哪边的习俗办婚礼的事上浮想联翩（或者干脆是汉式，或者快进到西式？）

**豆汁儿：**那林是LHOOQ内真·为数不多的能面不改色喝豆汁的人。尽管他也不觉得这玩意有多好喝；但能做到这一点就已经足够让人折服（？）了。~~因此，被缺德亚荣将其与爱吃榴莲的女友白荣并称为“臭组”……~~

## 组合百科

**北方铁三角**：与肖亚荣、阿合力江。初期组合并没有正式定名，是《北方铁三角》这档节目让三人获得了统一接受的称呼。

**二百舞**：与金德淑、阿合力江。三人以一段极度魔性的《咋啦爸爸》舞蹈走红，随后推出的各种翻跳也是极尽滑稽搞笑之能事。~~其实舞蹈跳成这样是需要技术的，甚至比一般优美的舞蹈要求还高；只不过这三人看上去真的很智障……~~

## V.oid版的介绍

21岁，自由期Lhooqer。生日12月28日，摩羯座。身高180cm，65kg~~（肇团三人都好瘦啊……）~~，应援色为青色。“肇”的Center，~~被婊Leader，~~舞蹈担当。绮罗翼角色担当。

以英俊的外表、潇洒自由的作派~~和LV5的幸运~~极受欢迎的Lhooqer后辈，年纪不小但依然很有活力。作为绮罗翼队长的饰演者，杰出的舞蹈能力完美还原了原位的描述；清亮的歌声也很有穿透力~~就是体力太弱了~~。然而，身为一队之长，领导力对某两个不怎么服气的~~汉人~~队员却常常无效，乃至于化为内讧的局面……不过反正你们帅干什么都是对的……

## 商撸版的梗介绍

绰号/别名/称号/梗：京爷儿、那只猫

12月28日生/19岁

180cm/kg

北京/满族人

应援色：（不是官方Lhooqer，但如果想应援可以用青蓝色）

李叶、阿合力江在家会的旧友（阿子：只是“旧友”？！额格：……我还什么都没说呢）。（一个句号，表明了作者坚定不移的态度，表明了那林阿子之间清如水明如镜的关系，……）理科学霸的外表，方框眼镜，不苟言笑，方格衬衫，却是个打架十分厉害的爷？！内里挺热血也挺逗趣儿的，时常和阿合力江互撕互捧冷嘲热讽。

根儿正苗红的八旗子弟~~，发型据说是对祖先的补偿（后颈剃短的齐刘海锅盖头，您觉得呢？）~~。其实很帅，身材也意外地出挑。一出场完全夺走了杨某的气场，虽然还不是正式的Lhooqer，其地位已经指日可待了。
Girl Group 'interlock'

简介
--

由韩国水永娱乐公司（Sooyeong Entertainment）创建的新人女团。由秘密选拔出的中、日、韩、泰四国少女组成，富有冲击性的魅力的同时……似乎过于精神了一点？

成员
--

### **寺川真夕（Mayu T）**

来自日本。企划公开的第一位成员。

腹黑而散漫，做什么都不以为意的性子。

组合里的主唱，在之前是已经出道的独立歌手，但被说成“年龄太小又长得太漂亮不适合做歌手”而又报名当了偶像。

跳舞意外地不算拉胯。

伶牙俐齿，在队长带头犯傻的时候是队里的吐槽役。

其实很在乎大家怎么评价自己，并且会依照这些评价而改变。

~~队内的第一哭包。~~

### **秦多麟（Darin J）**

来自韩国。企划公开的第二位成员。

认真而强势的不讨巧性格，待人待己都有些完美主义。

组合里的ACE，无论唱歌还是跳舞都完美无瑕，几乎找不出更擅长的方面。在舞台上也非常具有主角风范。

实际上非常有自己的步调，做什么都很讨厌别人干涉。

和Hualei是组合里的认真严肃组。

~~真正的Alpha血型和胸部都是A。~~

### **郎华蕾（Hualei L）**

来自中国。企划公开的第三位成员。

理性的现实主义，怕麻烦但又容易招惹麻烦的体质。因为当上了队长，好不容易开始认真了起来。

组合里的主舞，曾经是顶尖高校舞蹈专业的王牌。尽管在跳舞方面是可以秒杀全场的存在，可唱歌只有“我上我也行”的普通人水平。

因为歌舞实力的极度不匹配，成了组合里争议最大的成员。

队长团欺，经常试图去管别的成员但从来没有一个人会听她的，即使看上去最认真的Darin也不服从命令。不是在吃瘪就是在吃瘪的路上。

~~发怒到极点的时候会发出水烧开的声音。~~

### **班雅·瓦拉里洛（Banya W）**

来自泰国。企划公开的第四位成员。

明快爱折腾的气氛调动者，看上去懒洋洋的但总有使不完的劲。

组合里的rapper，唯一在出道之前没有什么娱乐圈打算的人。本来是美国一流大学的留学生，而且据说成绩相当优秀。

不仅精力充沛，而且有能将队友举高的怪力。但对于人际关系的事没什么好在乎的，和Mayu一起是队里的轻松闲适担当。

~~板鸭好吃。~~