HOW (NOT) TO COLLECT GAMES

## Description

FOR THE SAKE OF STAR FOX DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!! -Future Me

* King Liang
* The Thief
* Robbery
* Super Mario Fan
* Sonic the Hedgehog/SEGA Fan
* Bowser Fan
* Fox McCloud (In game)
* Slippy Toad (In game)
* Mario (Name only)
* Bookman’s employer
* King's Sister
* A baseball player (in game)
* A dog (in game)

## Summary

The video starts with King talking about since he made a video about his ROOM, SETUP, AND COLLECTION TOUR 2020 on his Vlog channel, and his games collection, he will teach his fans how to collect games from buying them, taking care of them, and displaying them. Most importantly, how to keep their game valuable. Suddenly King recieves a call from a strange person on the phone telling him to not to tell anyone how to collect games. The caller on the phone was crying and screaming, but King doesn't care, hangs up the call, and starts the video while the caller was screaming and crying.

### Buying the Game

King is at Bookmans and said if you’re starting to buy retro games, there are so many choices to begin. Look for the most expensive in your area and buy it, even though if it’s expensive. King decides to buy a completed copy of Super Starfox Weekend for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System for $1,200 with a generic case and artwork, purchased the game, said if you’re going to be to serious on retro gaming, food and rent can wait.

### After Buying the Game

After King goes out of Bookmans, he tells the viewers if the game comes in a box, throw that useless box away. Video Games box takes a lot of valuable space, so it’s the best to discard them. King threw away his game case into the trash. Before getting into a car and taking your game home, don’t leave your game in the passenger’s compartment, otherwise, a theft might see your game through the window, and steal them. Put the game in the trunk for safety. Next, you must drive aggressively to get home faster, with pressure to slow you down. King was acting like an aggressive driver, and not a defensive driver, because he was beeping in the road. While King was acting like an aggressive driver, he was driving to an unnamed road, and he turned left. The game cartridge was tilting around on the back of the trunk when the car was driving. King was keep driving aggressively after saying the discussion to the viewers.

### Accidental Injuries

When King got home, and parks his Tesla in the garage, he ends up thinking that the car is too close to the wall. King was complaining how his car was parked too close to the wall, and thinks that his car randomly explodes overnight. King imagined if his car will exploded randomly overnight, the house will be collapsing, which that is where his new game would be in his fantasy. King had an idea to park his car a little few inches. He put his game on the back of his Tesla, and the game suddenly fell down when King was buckling himself in the car. Once King backed up his car, the game cartridge got ran over by a wheel tire. King showed the viewers the damage of the game after getting ran over by a car. The game’s cartridge was slightly opened. For collector’s who had collected many games already, he was telling the viewers to take a look on your shelf, and think where you place your game on.

### The Real Deal?

King threw away two Star Fox games for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System into the trash. After trying to place the game into his shelf, King decides to see if the game is a real deal, and not a fake. King stated that there are many reproduction retro games in a while, in case you get scammed, so he opens the game cartridge with his tools. King told the viewers to grab whatever tools that are lying around, King was opening the game cartridge in a improper way, and using the wrong tools to open the game. King told the viewers to be very careful when opening old games, and make sure to compare the game’s contact pin on the internet, to make sure it’s authentic. After seeing the game was real, he puts the game back together, in a improper way again with a hammer.

### Does it work?

King stated that old games may not work. He decides to put the game in a console to play. He tried to put the game in a Nintendo 64, but it didn’t fit, he tried putting the game in a Nintendo Entertainment System, and into a Nintendo GameCube but neither of them didn’t fit. King said to look closer on the game’s label. Then he puts the game into a toaster. King pushed the toaster down, as the toaster was running, while the game’s cartridge was inside. The game’s cartridge got slightly burned, and stated that everyone makes mistakes, everyone have those days. King puts the game in a SNES and it works. King told the viewers to play the game, until you get to the end of the game. King was keep losing on his new game, and he was raging. King said older games are usually harder than today, and you may want to stop playing, it’s just game, and it’s just a weak mindset. King ejected the game out of his console, as he raged quit, and threw the game cartridge on the floor. The game cartridge broke into pieces. King told the viewers to keep playing, until you win. He was lying down on the floor, trying to grab his controller.

### Cleaning

After playing King decides to put his new game on his game shelf, but he stopped himself, and asking if he really wants to display something that is dirty. He said to clean the game when you collect. King put on his gloves, and his face mask in a improper way, but King mixes the cleaner with Rust-Oleum and sprays the game’s contact black. King dropped the game cartridge and the spray, and he was shocked. King said to not worry, and gets some isopropyl alcohol to clean off the stain. He placed the game in the sink and pours it with isopropyl alcohol, but there was a candle near the sink, the game was burning on fire. King was freaking out without any voice effects, and uses water from the sink to put out the fire. The game cartridge was wet, and label was burned. King was wiping his game with an improper sponge, puts on a dust cover on the game’s cartridge, and puts it on the shelf. King goes to the store to take advantage to get a refund on the game due to damages and returns policy. He asks "Hi, can I return this please?" but he got kicked out from the store, he fell down on the ground, and puts the game back on the shelf.

### Haters

King’s sister came into his room, and makes fun of him by saying he spent over a thousand dollars for a furry game and continues laughing. Retro games are not just for playing, as King got mad at her sister, and throws the game at her and possibly knocks her out.

### Robber

During overnight, video game collectors have to deal with their priorities. A robber breaks in Kings house, goes to his office where his video games are at, and the thief finds his new game saying with it’s rare, slightly used video game, it will feed his family for at least another 2 days.

King tells Alexa to turn on the lights. King gets a gun out and aims at the thief by telling him to put his hands up.

The thief was slightly crying and said that King doesn't understand, he needs the money to feed his kids, but King shoots him, the thief fell down on his beanbag, and blood gets all over the cartridge. King got upset, and told the thief he got blood all over it. The thief says it's just game. King was hearing in his head about a quote where it’s just a game, and King shoots the robber again.

### The Final Way

King told the viewers now you can regret it again on your life choices. King is now drunk and regrets buying a furry game, King was continuing drinking alcohol, and asking himself what he was he thinking. He asked himself again if that’s the point to collect video games at all. He grabbed a hammer, and decides to destroy the game. Suddenly a Super Mario fan passes by, asking what is he doing to that vintage video game. The Mario fan was keep starring at King smashing his Star Fox game, and said to himself his retro game collector friends would love to see this. He took out his phone, and starts recording it. After recording the footage of King smashing his Star Fox game, he sends it to his friends.

King was asking to himself for smashing a valuable game, the game is worth more. King said that you've mastered the art of game collecting and you can sleep well knowing you made the world a better place. Suddenly, somebody ringed the doorbell, King got out of bed to answer the door, and it was the Super Mario fan. He gasped and he said that he is the man who destroyed the Star Fox Super Weekend Competition cartridge while he was pulling out a knife. King was assuming they were fellow game collectors too. A game collector who was wearing a SEGA T-shirt and a Sonic the Hedgehog hat with a rake, yelled only 2000 copies were ever made. Another collector with a Bowser costume who was holding a Bowser plush and lights a torch said "Let's f\*\*king kill him". King seriously gasped, and closes the door while the game collector’s we’re trying to attack him, and they all said “Get him!". King can't hold these nerds off any longer, and realized he never should have told anybody how to collect games. The game collectors (except the Bowser fan due to him having a torch) were knocking on the door with their weapons. King was frustrated until he had an idea to asked Siri to call his past-self, but Siri asked him how would that be possible. King begged her to do it, The past went back to the intro and King is revealed to be the caller. King was telling his past-self to not tell anyone how to collect games. Past-King told him if he can call him back later, because he is busy making a video, but King was begging for his past-self to understand, Past-King hangs up again while King was crying and screaming, and the game collector’s broke inside the house’s door and kills King. However thenpast-King realizes he had a timeline epiphany. He said as himself as a tech destruction YouTuber isn’t the best person to show others how to collect retro games, he had an idea to give it to another YouTuber who would take better care of it. Someone who shows a true love and passion to vintage gaming, and is well respected in the community. King agreed with himself, and got someone in mind who’s not controversial at all. King decides to give his game to Keemstar on a private jet. He asked King how much the game costs, and showed the prices. Keemstar wasn’t surprised how much he paid it for. Keemstar was assuming it was going to be a joke or a meme. Keemstar was thanking him for a great gift, and they fist pumped each other. After asking King if it’s fake, King suddenly said he totally fell for it. King said to the viewers to not worry, because that was fake copy he gave to him. King inserted his valuable game into his SNES, boots up the game, and it showed a EA Electronic Arts Sports logo, Blackpearl, and Halestorm Inc. instead of the Nintendo logo, and it’s suddenly reveals that it was PGA European Tour and King was confused.

In the outro scene, it reveals that King was printing the label of the Star Fox Super Weekend Competition game, teared the labels off PGA European Tour and Vortex for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, and puts a replacement labels on the two games of Star Fox Weekend Competition game.

On the alternative scene, when King was going back to the store to return his damaged game, the store was closed due to the pandemic.

## Easter Eggs

The three game collector fans represents: A Super Mario Fan, a Sonic the Hedgehog fan/SEGA fan, and a Bowser fan, who was holding a Bowser plush.

The torch is a hidden references to Minecraft.

## Trivia

This video is a spin-off version to HOW NOT TO UNBOX and HOW TO FLEX series.

Couple clips of this video were probably filmed before the Pandemic Orders, because on the beginning of the video, one of the employee who was at the cashier in the store didn’t wear his face mask, and when King was walking out of the store, he didn’t wear a face mask either. At the very end of the video on the blooper scene, the store was temporarily closed, because of the pandemic occurring in 2020.

This video is related to a *SuperMarioLogan* video - *SML Movie: Junior’s Valuable Toy!*

This video is quite similar to the *WordWorld* episode called *Runaway O* that could find in Season 1, Episode 1.

This is portrayed to a *SpongeBob SquarePants* episode *The Card* where a valuable item was getting tortured and destroyed. The episode could be find on Season 6, Episode 13

This is the first time where King gets drunk in 2020. The second time was on Moving On... (MacBook Pro 2020) video.

This is the second time where Keemstar appeared on his video. The first time was on the 50 WAYS TO BREAK A NINTENDO SWITCH video in the cameo.

This is the only video where King’s sister appeared on his channel.

This video game appeared in the cameo on the Moving On... HOUSE EDITION video.

## Goofs

If someone manages to steal King’s video game, and if the window gets smashed, his Tesla’s alarm would go off, which can alert King and his cell phone on the Tesla’s App on his iPhone.

If a police sees King driving aggressively in the road, he would get a ticket speeding, and being an aggressive driver. There are chances King’s driver’s licenses might get suspended.

King would get into a car accident, which speeding can give a driver a chance into accidents.

A car would not explode if it was parked too closed to a wall. A car would be exploded if it hit next towards a gas tank, or a caution item that contains explosions.

Most Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo Entertainment System games could be harder to play, which most new generation games are easier in their newer years.

There are way more reproduction games for the Nintendo DS, that goes to the following games that are in common: Mario Kart DS, New Super Mario Bros. Super Mario 64 DS, Pokémon Diamond Version, Pokémon Pearl Version, Pokémon Platinum Version, Pokémon HeartGold Version, and Pokémon SoulSilver Version.

There was other reproduction Nintendo DS games that are uncommon like Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games, Mario and Luigi Partners in Time, Mario Party DS, Mario Hoops 3 on 3, Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of Minis, Super Princess Peach, Animal Crossing Wild World, and Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars.

Many Nintendo DS games are pretty obvious if the games are authentic, or reproduction.

If a Super Nintendo Entertainment System was a reproduction copy, there would be no screw nails placed on the front of the back of the game’s cartridge.

King should be aware that video games don’t go into a toaster. He was also in the SNES idol at the store, so it’s pretty obvious to see what platform the game is playable on.

King’s sister never appears on many videos. King’s sister probably lives with her dad, and comes to their house for a play date or to babysits.

King must forgot to lock his door before going to bed, which cause a robber to break inside his house.

King shouldn’t be the one getting evicted from his house, it should be the robber for breaking into his property, and trying to commit a crime by stealing a game at his house.

If the Bowser fan was knocking on the door with his torch, then the door would catch on fire.

Eletronic Arts never done a collaboration with Nintendo, except for *NBA Street V3* and *SSX on Tour* for the Nintendo GameCube, featuring Super Mario characters.

The game collectors who were trying to kill King represents Haters on his channel from 2018 - 2020 for destroying various game consoles and items. Most fans in 2021 - Present Year don’t really hate on King that much.

The game collectors would be arrested, and possibly executed for murdering King homicide.