Symeta

**Symeta** is a player on the Hermit People SMP. She lives near spawn in The Facade (name coined by Alfish), and has contributed much to the server, such as the infamed Combination Courthouse-Casino-Taco Bell.

### Aliases

Sym, Symmathy (by Kerry), Beyonsym, Justin Symberlake

## Appearances

### Server History

Symeta first joined the server on the 14th July 2023, and spent her first couple hours on the server trying to get a goat horn. After many failed attempts, she finally attained the horn *Ponder,* and has claimed it to be her most valuable item since. Then she built the front of a beautiful rustic house in the next few hours. They surrounded it with spruce and wheat farms, and then proceeded to lose interest in building. As such, she lives in a house with no back or sides, but many have commented that the front is indeed spectacular.

She’s since gone on to do other things in her time on the server, such as build the legendary Courthouse-Casino-Taco Bell (to be used in the upcoming trial of the Door Thief), which was, in their words, ‘supposed to be a blight on the aesthetics of the server’, with an ‘open roof that supplies incredible airflow and ventilation throughout the building’, establish a Server Law, create and bargain with the Singularity, make a few alliances (most notably with the Ranch), open the perfectly normal sized Swaggon Junior alongside the larger Swaggon as a wood store, offer free door replacement services, get dripped out with the highly valuable and sought after Coast Armour Trim, end up 13,000 blocks from spawn in search of a desert (didn’t find one), supply the server with every tree type (most notably the first to introduce mangrove as a commodity), and potentially a hired assassination.

On the 23rd of July, Symeta was messing around with her beautiful and powerful bow PrettyBoy, firing arrows from the top of the ranch when the most UNFORTUNATE of events occurred. A stray arrow, perhaps with a mind of its own, diverted entirely from its path and ended up straight through the Rancher’s beloved (now deceased, related) Badonkadonk. During the lovely funeral, Sym realised that they may have, possibly, had something to do with it, and after some quick testing with Cloude (and nearly killing the Rancher’s beloved horse Sand), they accepted that it was likely, their fault, and fled, claiming they had ‘left the oven on’. Sym was promptly banned from the ranch, and came back to find her front door blown to pieces. They built a ‘shame box’ and stood in it for 10 minutes, before gathering about five stacks of wood and writing ‘I’M SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR HORSE - SYM’ in giant block letters outside the ranch; followed by an apology song performed at the front gate to Blocks, by C418. None of this worked, however, and there is still tension with the Ranch,

### Personality

Symeta is incredibly funny and smart and sexy and also such a good page writer. She’s super talented in everything they do and also really cool and sexy and smart did I mention.

Symeta has an affinity for collecting all sorts of Minecraft rarities from horns, to shreds, to trims, to discs. She’s stated many times that she’d ‘do just about anything for a good music disc’, and she values items like these above even diamonds or netherite. She’s constantly looking for a new angle to sell something or other, but believes in a free market for certain items and is slightly pettier than she is greedy, offering free services in order to take money away from certain gatekeepers on numerous occasions.

However, despite these vices, she does try to be generally sweet and nice. They’re willing to help anyone out with just about anything, offer free gifts and services, and just overall want the other players’ experiences to be positive, or at least only ironically negative.

To become friends with Symeta, literally just ask. Or don’t even ask, just move in or something.

### Lore

Symeta isn’t exactly human, but it’s not entirely certain as to what they are either. She is cursed with a powerful magic known as ‘Australian Wifi’, and therefore prone to glitching and crashing at times. They overall seem to have somewhat of a retro/tech theme going on, and perhaps there’s something to be made out of that.

### Appearence

Symeta is a vaguely humanoid being, with her skin resembling the Technical Difficulty screen of an old television set. Her actual features are left up to interpretation, but she always wears sunglasses because they think they make her ‘cool’. The creator, also, quote, ‘can’t wear sunglasses IRL so my minecraft character has to be cool for me.’