Hannibal Lecter

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> When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin', but not to help! AHAHAHAHA!!!
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> Hannibal Lecter, being the fat crazy ass he is

> I will EAT you, 0! **C'mere!**
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> Hannibal Lecter in a rare chance encounter with Captain 0.

**Hannibal Lecter** is a weird ass serial killer who has lots of powers, but DEFINITELY isn't the strongest villain ever. He also hates Chuck Norris (He thinks he's ugly and should go die). He loves Ducky, and would be a member of the Ducky Gang, if Ducky didn't think he was so stupid. He is also the CO EMPEROR (probably a large investor) of the Satanist Empire. Because of this, he has many powers, such as being so ugly Vesta changed his image in a fit of some sort of negative emotion. But for ~~unknown reasons~~ obvious reasons he hates Norris Chuck.

## Criminal Record

* Hating Chuck Norris
* Cannibalism
* Calling someone poopyhead
* Murder
* Theft
* Being something

## History

Hannibal Lecter was born to his mother Susan Lecter, along with his good son Christopher Lecter on 4/20/1969. His mother always told him, "HANNIBAL, YOU'RE A BIG FAT POOPYHEAD!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR FATHER, WHO IS A BORING EMPLOYEE AT SOME BIG PHARMA COMPANY >:(((". When Hannibal grew up, he ate her body for revenge of being made fun of by his mother all the time.

When he grew up, Hannibal was a famed doctor who had many famous customers. This all changed when on One day, he was caught eating the corpse of New Mario who he claimed "was taken in for an experiment", when we all know it's because he was a Wanted article. He was thrown in jail, stripped of all his rights, and died of suicide soon after being bored in jail.

He was revived by 0 niatpaC 2 years after his death. He was once part of the Toppats (a stupid clan), but it was so boring there and the The Satanist Empire was SO much better than the Toppats. Because of this, One day (or some impersonator) has him on his death list.

 File:DIAHEREAA.png  His days comprise of:

1. Eat frozen human for breakfast (9:30)
2. Promote murder and theft online (10:00-10:50)
3. Rest for 1 hour (10:50-11:50)
4. Go outside for a bit and protest (11:50-12:00)
5. Eat humans for lunch (12:00)
6. Promote evil groups (12:00-12:50)
7. Rule the Satanist Empire with an Iron Fist (12:50-3:30)
8. Eat dinner (3:30)
9. Promote murder, cannibalism, and theft again for a few hours and then rest for 1 hour (3:30-7:00)
10. Eat human livers for dessert and watch TV (7:00-7:30)
11. Sleep

## Bio

*As one of the co-emperors of the Satanist Empire, it's actually easy for him to control the Satanists with an iron fist, as he doesn't need anything but his voice to have people follow his orders. He also invests in large gangs.*

## Personality

Despite being as evil as something, Hannibal is relatively an somewhat easy and somewhat hard difficulty to get to lash out. If left to his own devices, Hannibal will keep doing stuff that he's doing. If you're an Undefeatable, Hannibal knows that he can't kill you, and will instead commit die as a quick means of escape. It doesn’t work though, as he just respawns in his apartment..

## Trivia

* He used to own Hannibal's Notes but squidward sued him because he was evil and replaced him with Squidward's Notes
* He hates Captain 37 because his hotel is better than his.
* He owns his very own house. It's a rather large shack at the top of Mount Norris.
* He likes The Daily Coffee, and wants to invest in it. It's new though, so he can't invest in it yet.

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