Very Unusual Troubles

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**Very Unusual Troubles** is the eighth episode of the Unusual Troubles series.

## Summary

Telephone Heavy frees the BLU Summer Hat Brothers from their imprisonment in the RED Engineer's reality warping toolbox.

## Plot

The episode begins with RED Engineer frying his cake over a stove, he eats the cake and burps fire. Telephone Heavy approaches and tells Engineer he has a "Surprise". He then bites him, turning him into a solid stone statue, Engineer cusses while Telephone Heavy steals his Toolbox. Time Bending Scout dances across the midpoint where he is suddenly interrupted when Telephone Heavy throws the toolbox at Scout, Telephone Heavy reveals a key in his mouth which he flings at the toolbox to unlock it. Upon being unlocked, the toolbox reveals the BLU Summer Hat Brothers.

Scout wakes up and is in disbelief, Hat Spy hits him with his bat and he transforms into a Spy Cow surveillance monitor. The Spy Cow #57 shows the now dead Mecha Medic. The duo then heads off to repair the destroyed mech, laughing maniacally. Meanwhile, at American Boot's apartment, he has just woken up only to encounter RED Demoman and RED Heavy both wearing an Ushanka. The two argue over Scrumpy and vodka but finally, resort to vodka and become insanely drunk after consuming many bottles. American Boot rambles after being disappointed with RED Demoman and RED Heavy's current status. Merasmus arrives in his Cadillac but it is stolen by American Boot. He then drives off to a deserted road.

American Boot receives a call from Captain Scout that the "SS We're Done Sucking Juicy Cocks" would commence firing upon him. American Boot does his best to avoid collision with the missiles now raining down on him and calls RED Medic for backup. Medic races towards the "SS We're Done Sucking Juicy Cocks" in a swamp boat carrying a payload, exploding it and saving American Boot. He receives a low fuel alert and stops at "Hale's Coal Town" to refuel. American Boot makes a decision between refueling with "100% PISS FREE" and "BLU Sniper's gasoline", he opens a box near it and finds three BLU Sniper's dancing. American Boot instead just asks for his car to be refilled and it is automatically filled by "BLU Sniper's gasoline". Soon after upon refueling his 'Cadillac', a malfunction occurs in the petrol pump, which causes the Cadillac to explode and sends American Boot into the air.

In another place, BLU Engineer has just built a Miss Pauling integrated sentry, he orders her to shoot but she tells him that she needs a target to do so. American Boot lands right in front of the sSentry's line of fire, where it immediately starts firing and American Boot takes cover behind a post. Baguette Master uses a Sapper that converts the BLU sentry to a RED sentry, hte sentry then kills the BLU Engineer. Miss Pauling then gets her normal body back and punishes American Boot for singing by kicking him in the nuts.

The BLU Summer Hat Brothers fall out of the sky, now as cyborgs named "Mecha Spies". The RED trio defeats the BLU Summer Hat Brothers V2. At an unknown location, the fate of Mecha Medic is revealed, he is still alive now only reduced to only his head attached to a cupcake where he watches the fate of the BLU Summer Hat Brothers from presumably another Spy Cow, he scolds Telephone Heavy, telling him it was his fault. The post credits scene shows RED Heavy playing a guitar while Hat Spy is facepalming and Hatless Spy is unconscious on the table with vodka to his side.

## Characters

* RED Engineer
* RED Engineer's Cake
* Telephone Heavy
* Time Bending Scout
* BLU Summer Hat Brothers
* Mecha Medic
* American Boot
* RED Demoman
* RED Heavy
* Merasmus
* Captain Scout
* RED Medic
* Femscout
* BLU Sniper
* BLU Engineer
* Miss Pauling
* Baguette Master

## Attacks Used

### Miss Pauling

* **Fancy Gun** - Miss Pauling shoots her Lugermorph, dealing around 5% damage to the Mecha Spies.
* **Medicine** - Miss Pauling heals her entire team to full health with drugs.

### Baguette Master

* **Little Ball** - Spy tosses a Sticky Bomb at the Mecha Spies, dealing around 5% damage.
* **Headshot** - Spy shoots his Ambassador, dealing around 5% damage to the Mecha Spies.

### American Boot

* **American Rocket** - Soldier fires a crocket which deals around 5% damage to the Mecha Spies.
* **Pocket Grenade** - American Boot tosses his grenade at the Mecha Spies which explodes on contact and deals around 5% damage.
* **Merasmus** - Soldier calls for Merasmus and he runs over the Mecha Spies, dealing around 5% damage.
* **RED *SPECIAL*** - Baguette Master cloaks while Soldier rocket jumps, he dodges Hatless Spy's rocket barrage mid air and fires a rocket back at the Mecha Spies. Baguette Master then uncloaks behind them and backstabs them.

### Hat Spy

* **Chill Out** - Hat Spy fires casts a spell that freezes a single enemy.
* **Earthquake** - Hat Spy casts a spell and hits the floor with his bat, causing rocks to rise out of the floor and deal around 35% damage to enemies.
* **BLU *SPECIAL*** - Hat Spy's bat is lit on fire by Hatless Spy, he then hits the floor which causes a giant wooden hammer to appear and crushes Miss Pauling, fully knocking out one enemy.
* **Unnamed** - Hat Spy protects his team from damage from a single attack, can be used in the middle of a special move.

### Hatless Spy

* **Scary Bombs** - Hatless Spy fires three Quickie Bombs that deal around 50% damage to all enemies.
* **Unnamed** - Hatless Spy hits the floor and fire comes from below two enemies, dealing around 95% damage.