Unfriended: Dark Web

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Parody piece made by Klunsgod

## Chronology

Dude this is **Dark Net**- eh oh, **Dark *Web***! Yep, that's the one.

## Overview

This movie has 3 endings. Only one of them includes 1 death. I'm doing that ending.

AJ reminisces about the time he had to put his dog down. Everyone laughs.

I love that The Circle made it important to code their, like, custom-made 10 proxy-hidden chat program so a large thump can be heard any time they post something. What would happen if over 100 people joined the chat, you'd hear endless thumps and it'd be quite annoying.

We've arrived at the "CONTRIBUTIONS" folder, and there are 17 names. Agatha probably starved to death, Samantha got burned by acid, and who knows what the fuck happened to those other 15 people. Since the Circle does not let people alive for... too long, I can presume they've died.

 #3-#17

It's just grandiose that Charon IV just Olympic vaulted himself at 16 kills in one frame. Speaking of frame, Amaya's roommate Kelly gets killed by Charon IV.

He aimed for 16 and he managed to land at 17. Anyway, I love this 4 dude, fricking Watch\_Dogs Adrian Pierce wannabe. He managed to hack Facebook.

Next kill is Lexx.

Man, these people are terrible at acting happy in stressful situations. Then again I do that all the time so it's second nature to me. Aaand Nari's messing up the whole plan and AJ's just... screaming at the Circle looking at his videos. Glad these teens have the same explosive emotions as in the last movie.

AJ dies because of a YouTube Poop

Imagine crying for 30 seconds, resulting in the death of both your mother and your fiance.

 #22
 #23

Oh, right, and she also dies by blunt force.

Also, Amaya, you're deaf but not stupid, Matias said "danger" and you didn't pick up on that. Even more amazingly, Matias managed to remove the red in his eyes instantly.

Also, eh, Damon, you shouldn't reveal your grand master plan of "showing the police a list of coordinates" to a group of hackers totaling over 500 members.

Can't believe they wrote a deaf character completely stupid. She should've known the building was a red flag when the first thing Matias said about the new address was that HE DIDN'T SEND ANYTHING.

Anyway, Damon gets hanged.

They used the American labeled instead of the English labelled in the fake suicide note... Damon lives in London by the way.

Erica Dunne is revealed to have been living inside Matias' closet the entire time (actually, a female Charon places her there after he leaves to meet Amaya), and studio-produced squishy flesh sound effects reveal that she has been given the trephination treatment. She's definitely dead.

After an overwhelming 23257 votes, Matias dies by car crash.

I never realized how funny the "Odds Board" was. "# of times AJ shot", "times Matias cries", "time AJ talks politics", it's nice.

I'm sure TvTropes will make that ending turn scary by assuming too much rather than seeing what's on the screen... or by making a theory that the Circle's exploiting supernatural powers because Blaire exists.

**Featured Characters:**

* Matias O'Brien/mattyfastwheelz ***(Dies)***
* Alister "AJ", The Way of AJ ***(Dies)***
* Serena Lange ***(Dies)***
* Nari Jemisin ***(Dies)***
* Lexx Putri/Lexx4Dayzz ***(Dies)***
* Damon Horton ***(Dies)***

**Supporting Characters:**

* Amaya DeSoto
* Kelly ***(Dies)***

**Antagonists:**

* The Circle
	+ Charons (I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII 68, 89, 92, 102, 163, 320, 432, 720, 820, 870, 923, 946, 980, 992, 1029, 1045, 1078, 1092, 1123, 1142, 1158, 1161, 1169, 1175, 1186, 1201, 1207, 1211, 1219, 1227, 1234, 1250, 1256, 1263, 1305, 1321, 1334, 1355, 1390, 1410, 1432, 1444, 1497, 1519, 1564, 1699, 1702, 1745, 1756, 1789, 1826, 1847, 1875, 1910, 1922, 1965, 1994, 2010, 2014, 2017, 2025, 2031, 2040, 2042, 2061, 2066, 2078, 2096, 2111, 2116, 2121, 2134, 2155, 2159, 2166, 2175, 2192, 2199, 2207, 2218, 2222, 2245, 2249, 2252, 2254 - too fast - , 2288, 2298, 2301, 2311, 2219, 2225, 2242, 2245, 2256, 2261, 2268, 2279, 2282, 2297, 2311, 2316, 2327, 2333, - too fast - , 2382, 2399, 2408, 2414, 2420, 2434, 2441, 2444, 2449, 2455, 2467, 2483, 2499, 2501, 2510, 2515, 2531, 2536 - too fast - , 2544, 2559, 2562, 2566, 2578, 2599, 2603, 2613, 2622, 2636, 2644, 2844, 2651, 2660, 2662, 2695, 2691, 2699, 2713, 2722, 2726, 2735, 2743, 2754, 2759, 2769, 2777)

**Other Characters:**

* Bernie Sanders ***(Referenced)***
* Han Solo ***(Referenced)***
* Donald Trump ***(Referenced)***
* Vladimir Putin ***(Referenced)***
* Kitties4L (*artist*)
* The Tambo Rays
* The Technicolors
* Eurythmics
* Devarrow
* Chvrches
* Mystic Roots Band
* Samuel Aikman (*Matias' contact*)
* Maryanne Saint-George (*Norah C's contact*)
* Norah Carter (*photographer*)
* Eva Thomatos (*Norah C's contact*)
* Caryn Black (*Norah C's contact*)
* MTV
* Kendra (*Cards Against Humanity character*)
* Thérèsa Babineaux (*Norah C's contact*)
* Erica Dunne
* Serena's mother
* Nari's Dad (*Homophobic father*)
* Charon (mythology)
* Hades
* Aeneas
* Dionysys
* Herecles
* Hemres
* Odysseus
* Orpheus
* Pirithous
* Psyche
* Theseus
* Sisyphus
* FBI
	+ Director
* Agatha ***(Victim)***
* Samantha ***(Victim)***
* Alexis ***(Victim)***
* Judy ***(Victim)***
* Renee ***(Victim)***
* Simone ***(Victim)***
* Nadine ***(Victim)***
* Marion ***(Victim)***
* Natasha ***(Victim)***
* Rosa ***(Victim)***
* Allyson ***(Victim)***
* Roxanne ***(Victim)***
* Camille ***(Victim)***
* Alannah ***(Victim)***
* Noelle ***(Victim)***
* Laura ***(Victim)***
* Erica Dunne/@Erica-Dunne ***(Victim)***
	+ Erica Dunne's mother
	+ Alexander C. Dunne
* Megan Markle
* James Binger (*Friend request*)
* Prince (*artist*)
* Erica Dunne (*Second "Erica Dunne" search result*)
* Erica Dunne (*Third "Erica Dunne" search result*)
* Prince William
* Anne Hidalgo (*Erica Dunne contact*)
* Adam Sidman (*Erica Dunne contact*)
* Madison Wolk (*Erica Dunne contact*)
* Ana Liza Muravina (*Erica Dunne contact*)
* bekkaSF52 (*YouTuber*)
* Frankophile (*YouTuber*)
* Pikachu ***(Referenced)***

**Races and Species:**

* Humans
* Sheep
* Chicken
* Sharks
* Dogs

**Locations:**

* Earth
	+ America
		- North America
			* Canada
			* Mexico
			* United States
				+ California
					- Los Angeles
					- Malibu
						* 1226 Goodman Drive
						* 3743 2nd Avenue
				+ Washington
					- Seattle
				+ New York
					- New York City
				+ Illinois
					- Chicago
				+ Melbrook
				+ Frankling Street
			* Unnamed digital cafe that Matias visits
			* Unnamed pizza place
		- South America
			* Brazil
	+ United Kingdom
		- England
			* London
			* Cambridgeshire
				+ Cambridge
			* Cherry Lane
	+ Asia
		- Iran
		- Japan
		- China
			* Hong Kong
			* Shanghai
		- Turkey
		- Jordan
		- India
		- Thailand
		- Indonesia
			* Jakarta
		- Egypt
			* Cairo
	+ Korea
		- North Korea
	+ Puerto Rico
	+ Europe
		- France
			* Paris
		- Netherlands
		- Ireland
		- Russia
			* Moscow
		- Greece
		- Luxembourg
	+ Australia
	+ Hillard College
	+ Aperture Laboratories ***(Referenced)***
* Gallifrey ***(Referenced)***
* Rivers Styx
* Acheron
* Underworld

**Items:**

* MacBook Pro
	+ macOS High Sierra
* Cards Against Humanity
	+ Fourth Expansion
	+ The bigger, blacker box.

	+ Spotify
	+ FaceTime
	+ Safari
	+ iCloud
	+ Papaya
	+ Skype
	+ DaisyDisk
	+ The River
* Websites:
	+ Facebook
	+ Wikipedia
	+ Twitter
	+ Yahoo!
	+ Google
		- Google Drive
	+ Soundcloud
	+ Craigslist
	+ DaisyDisk
	+ Blockchain
	+ Daily Bulletin
	+ Flex News
	+ Gotham
	+ California Crimes
	+ The Honest Reporter Blogspace
	+ Tribuno
	+ MSQ
	+ Karl Report
	+ Cabeat Authority
	+ Reddit
	+ Pinterest
* Silence of the Lambs
* SOMA ***(In picture only)***
* Player's Unknown Battlegrounds

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