Lost 2010s commercials

This story is a sequel to Lost 70s to 2000s commercials.

I was watching Heavy GMOD videos and I found one of those commercial compilations that titled “Every 2010s Commercial Ever” and the thumbnail is just an poorly-drawn Jared Fogle or should I say Jared the subway guy pointing to the Subway's logo with turquoise text saying "2010s".

So I hit “Play” on the video.

The first commercial is for a Disney movie called Kelios 2: The Secret's Within was made In 2012 by company "Forenzik Co.". It contains a beautiful scene with grass that looks like Windows XP Bliss wallpaper. Then the voice over says “After 25 years Kelios is back with the all new movie.” some text fades in says "Walt Disney Pictures presents Kelios 2: The Secret's Within" and the words: "Coming to theaters June 3rd 2012" then a bear popped out and roared at me, the bear scared me into the heart, and then the advert fades to black. This got me greatly, especially since if it’s a disney movie, I’d know about it, but I’ve never heard of a Disney movie called Kelios 2: The Secret's Within. I later googled it after the compilation was over and I got nothing.

The next commercial is about M&M’S. It started with Red eating a M&M’S bar until a friend ran to him and he got on a motorcycle and gone off. He just went into a cactus store and got pricked by the many cactus. Then Red got out a knife and started to stab himself in the heart and died and the commercial ends.

Then, I was struggling around to end the video, but then... a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial popped up.

The commercial begins with a Crazy Square crying while playing Nintendo Land on a Wii U Console, everything was different, the games and the console was smashed, while the TV is now a 90s TV, I noticed there's an pentagram next to the TV. He is then sucked into the game, specifically an amusement park setting (which serves as a hub for the twelve minigames, which are depicted as the park's attractions), where he challenges Monita to a race for a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Monita gives a thumbs up.

They two race through part of the amusement park, although a Crazy Square runs in-and-out of the train, into the foreground and background. At the last stretch, a Crazy Square trips and crashes into a pole. Monita then leaps out of the TV screen, where a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is waiting. The Crazy Square asks "Hey Monita, how can I be as good as you?" before The Crazy Square grabbed a chainsaw, leaped out of the TV screen and sliced Monita's head, ending the commercial with a coupon in this commercial, which described an offer where you could get two free Wii U games from the tip cards which uses Nintendo Land and Wii Party U. This coupon also gave a chance to get a free Wii U.

Then, an Liberty Mutual commercial appeared, it was the 2011 one, not the 2014 ones.

The commercial starts with the 3D animated Statue of Liberty lady crying at a desk, while the normal audio from this one was playing in the background, I noticed a voice out of nowhere, that sounded like the narrator from the 1990s commercials, said: “Suicide is your only way to escape from the depths of hell, you cannot escape. Liberty Mutual could also kill you if you don't collect your money!”, the commercial ends with the lady running into the red house in a CGI-like style, it zoomed into inside of the red house, revealing the lady's hanging corpse, while the “Only pay for what you need.” was playing in the background, and the Liberty Mutual logo didn't appear, but instead, it was an 1985–1994 one, I also noticed that the logo seal has a pentagram instead of the usual Statue Of Liberty icon.

Another one was a Doritos 2011 Super Bowl commercial. The commercial is the same thing but except the pug dog just crash through the screen door and bite the man’s head off aggressively.

Next was a Russian commercial for a The Amazing World of Gumball DVD set. It showed a boy holding a DVD case with Gumball on it and peeking out from the bottom on the VHS case. On it, they were some other things like a lava lamp and Russian text. The boy was speaking Russian as Gumball stares at me. And the video became warped it was so creepy.

Then, a GEICO insurance commercial came on.

It started out with the gecko sitting on an office chair crying, but I found this very strange because he never usually cries on these commercials. The crying lasted for about 1 minute. Then when he stopped, he uncovered his eyes which where black with red pupils. He then stares at the camera and said only one sentence which he said,

"GEICO insurance will only do so much damage to you and your family, my number is 602-593-6786." I shuttered in fear as the Gecko says, "I get what I fucking deserve." He shoots himself with a gun, the commercial ends.

Next was a Honey Nut Cheerios commercial

It showed a graveyard with Buzz’s Tombstone on it. Then, a yellow hand rises up from the dirt and it was Buzz. He said “Hey there cereal fans, You know that I faked my death right?” “So introducing my new flavor, Bloody Mary.” I was a dark red round like the other colors do. “It was a good flavor for a complete breakfast.” The final scene is a table and had a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios and a box cereal of Honey Nut Cheerios but different. Buzz is a zombie with a bowl of blood with Honey Nut Cheerios on it. “So try Bloody Mary today or else, I will take your Brain off!” Buzz said.

The last commercial was probably the worst of them all. It was a Subway commercial that aired around mid 2013.

The ad shows a man (revealed to be Jared) attempting to Kick open a locked door, which he does succeed in doing. Then it showed a woman receiving a Life threatening phone call from Jared, then back to the same woman, but this time, Jared is hiding under her bed while she is talking on the phone to 911, then the rather funny part Jared running away from the FBI (presumably after being caught stalking Young Girls because in real life he got arrested for child porn which was gross but on this ad he got arrested for stalking a girl). While this happened the quote "Always there for you” is heard in a disturbing, disoriented voice, then a Subway logo appears in the middle of the screen "There is always a Subway's nearby” said in a same disturbing, disoriented voice. And then, Jared with no eyes popped up and scared me and screamed “This is your fault. Thanks for nothing.” in a same disturbing, disoriented voice again but this time in a loud echo sound.

And with that, the compilation was over. I closed my laptop and went to bed.

I had nightmares about this. It was Jared, Red M&M, a crazy square, the Statue of Liberty lady, the boy from the Russian commercial for a The Amazing World of Gumball DVD set, Gecko from the Geico Ad, Buzz Bee, and of course, Monita from Nintendo Land with guns with people dead on the floor. They were facing back at me. Then they looked at me. They used their guns and shot me causing my vision to go white. Then, a picture slide fades in saying "Ha ha ha ha" and displaying my tombstone with the pug dog from the Doritos pooping on it, while the others except the Statue of Liberty lady were staring to my Grave with Monita vomiting on it, The grave says "RIP Johnny Defont 2002-2023". The music was a creepy music box version of Hush Little Baby. I also noticed the Statue of Liberty lady's hanging corpse again, but this time, in a tree. Then everything completely faded to black.

Then I woke up worried. I played my games on my Xbox One that I owned, Then I watched one of the YouTube Poop videos to get this out of my mind. Always there for you. When it popped back into my mind because of the creepy and disturbing YTP videos such as Hotel Mario: The lost Hotel and The Kings Suicide. I reported the user who made that 2010s commercial compilation for traumatizing things. And the user got terminated for good.