Rowley goes to the dentist

19: Once upon a time, there was a mischievous boy named Rowley Jefferson. He was known for his silly antics and strange habits. One day, while Rowley was indulging in his favorite pastime of eating endless piles of sweets and junk food, his mother walked into his room with a peculiar object in her hand. Rowley, it's time to brush your teeth," his mother said, handing him what appeared to be an electric toothbrush. However, upon closer inspection, Rowley realized that his toothbrush was actually an old wooden toothbrush stuck with Pritt stick to an electric pen. Rowley, being his oblivious self, shrugged and thought it was just another one of his mom's strange inventions. As he started brushing his teeth, he couldn't help but express his love for all things electrical.

"Mum, I really like all this electrical stuff we have," Rowley exclaimed with a mouthful of toothpaste foam. "Like TVs, treadmills, Dad, and even electric chairs!" His mother chuckled and listened patiently as Rowley continued to praise everything powered by electricity. Little did he know, his love for electrical items would soon be put to the test. After Rowley finished brushing his teeth, his mum informed him that they were going to the dentist for his check-up. Normally, Rowley hated going to the dentist, but he was too distracted by the bag of "crisps" he was munching on to voice his protest. As they arrived at the dentist's office, Rowley couldn't help but notice an inappropriate magazine lying on the coffee table with pictures of scantily clad men and women. Sensing his discomfort, his mum quickly swapped it with a more suitable magazine titled "How to Get Away with Murder." Finally, it was Rowley's turn to go in, and he nervously entered the dentist's room. The dentist, a quirky man named Doctor Jaw Ripper, beckoned for Rowley to open wide. However, as soon as the dentist peered into Rowley's mouth, he suddenly fainted from the overpowering smell. Confused, Rowley was left hanging with his mouth wide open, wondering how his two teeth were doing. Moments later, as the dentist regained consciousness, he quickly declared that Rowley was banned from all dentists for life due to his unbearable breath. Feeling a mix of sadness and amusement, Rowley made his way back home. Unfortunately, when he reached home, his breath was still as pungent as ever. A big gust of it managed to sneak up his dad's nose, causing him to instantly faint. Rowley couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt for causing his dad to faint, but he couldn't help but laugh at the same time. After all, it was quite a hilarious sight to see someone faint just from the smell of his breath. Determined to avoid such mishaps in the future, Rowley decided to take dental hygiene seriously. He brushed his teeth 23864 times a day and made a promise to himself to keep them clean, no matter what. And so, Rowley's journey towards better oral hygiene began. From that day forward, he diligently brushed his teeth, flossed, and even used mouthwash religiously, ensuring that his breath remained fresh and his dental health improved. While Rowley may have been a silly and somewhat clueless boy, he learned the importance of looking after his teeth and vowed to keep them clean every single day, for the rest of his life.