Lost The SpeedyDude Show Scripts

## The SpeedyDude Show (Season 2 Episode 2: Homework Troubles)

\*At 2 in the morning\*

SpeedyDude: \*woken up by his cat Ginga\*

Ginga: \*Worried meows\*

SpeedyDude: What is it?

Ginga: \*shrugs her arms\*

SpeedyDude:  Ok

Ag344: \*Comes out of nowhere\* Hey why are you talking to yourself?

SpeedyDude: GAH!!

FreezeyPlayz: \*Also comes out of nowhere\* SpeedyDude why are you acting so weird?

SpeedyDude:  WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?

Ag344: Oh this old guy came into our houses and told us we were hero’s.

SpeedyDude:  Oh…

FreezeyPlayz:  Who knows why he called us heroes

SpeedyDude: oh

AG344: hey do you know why brim has been sweating alot? I think he’s sick

FreezeyPlayz: Hey haven’t you noticed that our evil clones disappeared?

Ginga: \*Cough Cough\*

\*Ginja coughs up a hair ball\*

Ginga: HEY I HAVE A VOICE NOW!

AG344: oh okay…

SpeedyDude: well we better get a good night’s sleep because school is tommorow.

AG344: yeah. He’s right

Everyone: OK NOW GOODNIGHT

\*the next morning\*

SpeedyDude: \*snore\*

\*Alarm beeping (the clock says 9:30)\*

SpeedyDude: SHUT UP STUPID ALARM CLOCK

\*speedydude smashes the alarm clock\*

SpeedyDude: WAIT A MINUTE!

SpeedyDude: I’M LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!

\*SpeedyDude gets ready as fast as possible\*

SpeedyDude: Oh Crap… I MISSED THE BUS!

SpeedyDude: looks like I gotta make a call to the school and LIE.

\*one call later\*

SpeedyDude: ah! Now I can just relax and play some video games!

\*Turns on Xbox One and plays Fortnite\*

\*later speedy gets a call from ag344\*

AG344: umm dude… the teacher (meat grinder guy or something idk) knows you skipped school and so hes making you do extra homework

SpeedyDude: Who cares I’m just relaxing and playing fortnite homework can go \*bleeeeeeeep\* itself

AG344 And Freezey: Oh well there are consequences for not doing the homewo-

\*speedy hangs up and continues playing fortnite\*

\*a few moments later\*

\*AG344 opens the door\*

SpeedyDude:  Get the \*Bleep\* out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!!

AG344: Dude it’s just me I brought back your HOMEWORK for you.

\*ag344 lays down a lump of homework that goes all the way to his bedroom floor\*

SpeedyDude: AAHHhHhHhH!!!!!!!!

AG344: he says if you don’t finish homework he will drain 4 lives from you which means you have one heart left

SpeedyDude:  What?  \*Eating green 1-up mushrooms\*

Freezey: he’s also gonna drain those from you too

AG344: And take your mushrooms

SpeedyDude: OH NO!

Freezey: Also everyone except you had 2 pages of home work instead of you

SpeedyDude:  FINE ILL DO MY HOMEWORK, but after I get this victory royale!

AG344 And Freezey: your loss…

\*its the next day but he hasn’t finished his homework\* (he does get on the bus on time)

\*SpeedyDude is on the bus sitting next to AG344 playing mario kart on their switches\*

AG344: so you finish your homework?

SpeedyDude: What Homewo- Oh No.

AG344: you didn’t do it did you?

SpeedyDude: No… but at least I got that victory royale

AG344: DUDE HE ALSO SAID HE WILL ALSO DESTROY YOUR CONSOLES! ALL OF THEM

SpeedyDude: OOHHH NOOOo!!!!!

\*Episode Ends\*

## The SpeedyDude Show (Season 2 Episode 3: Angry Teacher)

AG344:  Yep, he’ll destroy all your consoles.

SpeedyDude: My Xbox, Switch, AND PC!?!

AG344: Yes…

SpeedyDude: Nooooo!!!!!

AG344: Well you should have done your homework.

SpeedyDude:  You’re right dude.  Alls I’ve been doing was just playing Fortnite.  Being immature.  And now I know I have to pay the price for it.

\*Bus stops\*  \*Sounds of kids getting off the bus\*

SpeedyDude: \*Gulp\*

Freezey:  Good luck Speedy.

\*SpeedyDude walks out of bus and into school\*

SpeedyDude:  Why did I have to lie about this?  Why did I do this?

Teacher:  Oh hello SpeedyDude.\*Perfectly happy voice\*

SpeedyDude:Umm.. Hel-

Teacher: Let’s come in my classroom and have a little chat, shall we?

\*SpeedyDude shivers\*

Teacher:Come on!

SpeedyDude:  Okay…

\*SpeedyDude and teacher walk into classroom\*

\*Teacher closes door\*

Teacher:  Now since you didn’t do your homework,  I am going to drain all your lives.

SpeedyDude:  But AwesomeGuy said that you would leave one li-

Teacher:  Nope, all your lives will be gone.

SpeedyDude:  But why would you tell AwesomeGuy that?

Teacher:  SO THEY DONT TRY TO SAVE YOU!!!

SpeedyDude:  Wait WHAT!?!

\*Teacher turns into monster\*

Monster:RRRAAAHHH!!!

SpeedyDude:  Oh no…

\*SpeedyDude tries to open door but it’s locked\*

SpeedyDude: No!

Monster:  ITS TIME TO PAY WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!

SpeedyDude: \*Sighs\*

\*SpeedyDude grabs desk and chucks it at monster\*

Monster:  ROOOAAAARRR!!!! \*Breaks classroom door\*

Freezey:  Wait, what the?

AG344:  Is that, the teacher?

SpeedyDude:  Yes!  He said he would drain ALL my lives!

AG344:  Not what he told me…

Monster: RAHHH!!!!!! \* Hits SpeedyDude against locker\*

\*SpeedyDude loses a life\*

\*SpeedyDude respawns back\*

SpeedyDude:  I have to defeat this monster!  Or else I will lose all my lives and die forever!

Monster:  RAH! \*Tries to hit SpeedyDude\*

\*SpeedyDude jumps away in time\*

\*Monster turns into clones and speedydude looses all of his lifes\*

Heavy’s voice  “You are dead!”

Freezey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ag344: He should’ve just moved off the grid

\*episode ends\*

## The SpeedyDude Show (Season 2 Episode 4: UNNAMED EPISODE) (Unfinished)

\*at speedydude’s funeral…\*

Freezey: \*crying\*

AG344: I mean he kinda deserved it…

Freezey: \*punches ag344\*

AG344: Ow! Seriously!

Ginga: I JUST WISH ELIJAH DID HIS HOMEWORK

Brim: yeah…

AG344: ginga don’t talk about homework here…

\*speedydude’s coffin gets lowered into the ground\*

\*everyone who went to speedydude’s funeral threw a rose into the grave and left the funeral\*

\*meanwhile in the nether\*

Person: hello welcome to the nether your room number is 83

\*speedydude walks into room 83\*

Speedydude: \*sigh\* I can’t believe the teacher drained all of my lives… Now there’s no way i’ll ever get back to eart-

SCP: SpeedyDude tomorrow I want to talk to you

SpeedyDude: are you gonna torture me?

SCP: No. We just need to talk about your second life.

SpeedyDude: ok…

\*the following day\*

SCP: Okay so your name is SpeedyDude right?

SpeedyDude: yeah…

SCP: Well we received some news about you getting a second chance into the world.

SpeedyDude: Oh?

SCP: We will bring you back on to the earth but only with 1 life.

SpeedyDude: YES!

SCP: Now jump into this pit of lava. It won’t hurt

\*speedydude jumps into the lava\*

\*speedydude lands on top of his grave\*

SpeedyDude: alright! I just have to find the gang then warn them about our teacher!

SpeedyDude: … as soon as I find my way back home...

\*Meanwhile at AG344’s house\*

AG344:  Ahh just a nice day to sit back and play my PS4…

\*Grabs Popcorn\*

AG344: Huh?  \*Looks out window and sees SpeedyDude walking down the side walk\*

SpeedyDude: Oh hey AwesomeGuy!

AG334:  AHH A ZOMBIE! \*Goes outside with shotgun\*

SpeedyDude:  HOLY CRAP DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!

AG344:  YOU DIED HOW ARE YOU HERE!?!

SpeedyDude: Oh the SCP down in the nether let me come back up here with one life only.

SpeedyDude: But seriously dude, text the whole gang and tell them to meet at the school at 10:00 pm.  The teacher is a demon.  If he was a normal teacher then I would just have detention or something normal.

AG344: Okay, but how do we defeat the demon teacher?

SpeedyDude:  Power-ups.

AG344:  What?  I’ve never used a power up before.

\*Power ups are in little blue cubes with “!” on it\*

SpeedyDude: Oh, power ups are easy to use, you just crush it in your hand and you will get a certain power up.