Current Event

## A Cry for Help: Boo Boo The Fool

[Click here for past EVENT pages!]
Things have been.. rather strange lately, haven't they? The flowers seem so much more vibrant to your eyes, and people... the people around town and the likes have been acting quite eccentric, excitable even. Some have gone down the opposite end, becoming rather dark and gloomy with talks of a 'secret power' awakening within their arm or eye or something a prepubescent teen would say- Are the people you know acting Out Of Character? Does everything seem contrived all of a sudden...? The magic in the air is strange… just like it was near the beginning of the month during the Gala. Whack.

HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
The thomas the tank engine OST (bass boosted) is too loud, we refuse to destroy your eardrums and thus this circus music is to protect all of you.

**Credit: T-e-a-r & smoochbro**
What in tarnation is THAT!?
You see the CC Express…? A train... Is that even the CC Express, you wonder. Is that even R.D., you wonder. It blitzes past overhead, the draft it leaves in its wake is... intimidating. A little concerning. Where could it be off to?
Nothing makes sense anymore and there is no explanation for this whatsoever.

... Perhaps you should head on over to your Guilds to see what on earth is happening...

[FOOLS QUEST]: Deep Fried [Not Repeatable. 1 time per individual]QUEST valid from April 1st - May 23rd 12PM ET.
◈ Description

Something is wrong. Very very wrong. Ever since R.D.’s Gala had gone south, things have progressively gotten stranger as of late. Especially now! Everyone seems to be… so much more eccentric. Magic stifles the serene, light, and crisp air. You feel it brush against the smallest fibres of your clothing. It doesn’t matter that something strange or suspicious happened not too long back, everyone seems ready to move on and party for whatever reason. It doesn't make sense. This includes some guild personnel here and there. Why aren’t they taking anything seriously?! Guild Members, Criminals, Nobility, Clergy, everyone is off their rockers! Some people have resorted to writing and speaking in such a strange way- it doesn’t even make sense to many, and here you might have thought it was a trend. Unfortunately...this isn’t the case.

◈ Guild Information

Omg! Dearest Recruits OWO XDDDD
Pleas excuse our writing, \*sweats and stutters\* W-we don’t have control over this, but some of us are embracing teh randomness XD We are all turning, 1 by 1 into something we r not. This notice has been drafted twenty times over but to no avail, we cannot send it without it sounding like this. But we will still do our best to send you updates on the current issue at hand. TROLOLOLOLOLOL O w o XX

ROFL! We think all this RANDOMNESS could be related to teh strange thing R.D. was affected by. The night before this notice, the Conductor left their suit. They shed their yellow duck mascot costume and escaped. YESH that must be it O\_O !! The Conductor-sama who haz escaped our awesome sauce facilitiez could have destabilized outside and caused teh weird magicks. \*Blinks innocently\* we dunno how they managed this feat, as the last time they were contained, they remained safely pacified. They had also expressed their desire to stay under observation until their magic restores completely. but LOLZZ they slipped out of containment XD. Zzzzz they even took =\_= CC Express-chan to fly away somewheres [We SHIP it OMG OTP!! Fanfics were right!! Doctor Where stans, grab your magic pencil sharpeners! Putterheads, grab your magic wands!], but owo thankfully we haz technology to track teh magic trail it leaves in case of this happenings. Me Gusta! Guild Protocol like the RULEZ and REGULATIONZ will be upheld as normal. We will do our best to attempt to keep the peace in such CHAOS //mingplz// \*Serious face now\*

We request you all to keep an eye out for R.D. during this time \*salutes\* because more eyez are better! **Senior Officerz** will be on teh lookout too. This is a SRS SRS matter, plzzzzz do not take this lightly.

Regarding this curse,
The magic settles in slowly, first your hair and eye colours go through a drastic change o.OOO Then your personality XD Strange growths, discolouration, and even your clothes could be altered. After the cosmetics are tampered with by this magic, then itz TEH SPEECH! And the PENMANSHIP. Then PERSONALITY. It will wear off over time, and at times there is reportedly a moment of clarity for those afflicted with this curse.

*We urge you to stay safe

RAWR!! >\_<”*
…
Any sane person reading must think to themself, *“Excuse me, what the heck was that?”* And so you check the notice to see if it were a joke, a fabricated flyer, or even something drafted up by a kid looking to prank everyone reading. But it isn’t. That is likely the most terrifying thing. The thought that this is a legitimate notice that will one day be in official Guild Records and maybe even a history book is nothing less than terrifying.

But it doesn’t seem like you or the people you know are safe from...whatever this is either. Fingers crossed that you keep your composure and sanity.

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◈ Quest Requirements

MEME TIME. Submit your deviation to the group's [**Event/Quest Art**] category with [**Deep Fried**] somewhere in the title. **You took your time with your Application, so, Please. With this terrible, terrible template [Tear and Smoochbro have provided us], please de-construct your OC. You don’t need to take much time at all. Take their complexity and destroy it. We want to see Mary Sues in this house, give us a scene kid, the best emo, the worst and best you can think of! We want to read the most RIDICULOUS SKILLS and BIOS.** Write and draw your OC as you would your first OC at 10 years old. Put effort into making it the crunchiest, the weirdest, the oddest we have ever seen.

Suddenly your character is a half angel half demon half kitsune half blood sibling of Conductor R.D.? That’s fine.

* **Art Requirements:**

Any quality so long as it relates to the quest. We know capturing the essence of your art from years ago is a difficult feat, but we request your absolute crunchy best XDDDD
* **Literature Requirements:**

Application Description must be filled out with the effort of making it equal to that of an exuberant 10-12 year old’s masterpiece.
**(You may use the written template of the default Application here)**

◈ Quest Rewards

**3,000G**

**3 Guild Rep**

**5x Magic Fabric**

**5x Craft Stone**

**3x Agatinium**

**3x Cygnus’ Down**

**1x Evacrest Fragment**

[FOOLS QUEST]: Clowning Around [Not Repeatable. 1 time per individual]QUEST valid from April 1st - May 23rd 12PM ET
◈ Description

***[URGENT NOTICE]***

*Academies :3 in Nyaaorth Plutonia were closed after a certain R.D. clown-sama o.o made direct threats to students and their teacher while attacking said teacher with a large inflated turkey leg. ISH SO RANDOM LOLLZZZ XD!! The teacher who had chosen not to be p-publicly named \*shy blushes\*, told police that he was running class as per usual when a stwange muscuwar bweing in a cwown suit owo entered the premises through one of the windows, and promptly began smacking him viciously O\_O !! VIOLENCE XD With the otherwise harmless turkey-leg toy.*

*Cleistollinium has also since reported kawaii sights of clown-sama! Citizens are both thwilled and outwwaged at the sudden Banyan Twee spray-paint-type wandalism X3 Once a super sugoi ^\_^ white and gold tree is now dressed in gaudy colours in a rainbow hue. “OMG IT’s SO DESU” says one Ailluin resident, “Please help us, everyone’s gone mad--and now this-” another party pooper growled >: ((( uwu Roseshire, and both regions of Asendalith Vesin and Ardil, have since seen vandalism in the same harmless manner. The Conductor =3 has been sighted all around as a result of having access to the CC Express train.*

** Glomps you and winks\* It seems as though Type MON beasts are not safe from this affliction. Some may be more hostile, while some which are usually hostile may be docile. These out-of-character behaviour from beasts alike has driven them from their abode and ecosystems; beasts which should not be roaming towns have been on the prowl :3 Likewise, Dungeons previously limited to Wilryth Forest have magically intruded and ‘sprouted’ in the middle of cities, villages, pastures, and so on. RAWR!!!**Report sights of the Conductor and the train to the Guild as soon as possible.”*

◈ Quest Requirements

Art or Literature Quest. Submit a deviation to the group's [**Event/Quest Art**] category with [**Clowning Around**] in the title. Draw or write about your OCs pursuing Clown-Sama, going on a magical girl adventure against beasts, dungeons,-- fixing (washing) the Banyan Tree down, or… well.. They could be suffering in this crunchy hellscape just like everyone else. **You don’t even need to write properly, throw grammar out the window if you see fit! Throw in whatever you like, nothing is too OOC or Contrived at this point.** You want your other OCs to make a cameo? That’s fine. You want something impossible in PQ to happen in this quest? That’s also fine. You get the reigns, the Mods are retiring to go play Animal Crossing.

* **Art Requirements:**

Any quality so long as it relates to the quest. Collaborations are allowed between 2-3 people max.
* **Literature Requirements:**

Solo lit pieces must be 1,000 words long! Roleplays may only involve 2-3 people max, note the group with the Log titled accordingly. **Must be at least 1,000 words long for EACH participant. 2,000 words total for 2 participants, 3,000 words total for 3 participants.**

◈ Quest Rewards

**3,000G**

**3+ Guild Rep**

**5x Magic Fabric**

**5x Craft Stone**

**3x Agatinium**

**3x Cygnus’ Down**

**1x Evacrest Fragment**

### Alternate Universe Event Survey !!

**Hey hey, you you!** Do you want to pick out an **AU for this JUNE’S Event?** No way, no way, we think you need to pop into our handy dandy Survey below to give us a few suggestions for a poll for us all to vote on.

* **PQ MEMBERS ONLY!!** Depending on how many suggestions are made, we will likely have a few rounds to zone in one which are the most popular AU(s). Though we will only be choosing one for June, we will keep second and third place in mind for the future! We’re looking for some light-hearted or angsty fun this Summer, please do participate in this Survey if you wish to suggest or vote!
* Depending on how niche the AU is, the Mods will need time to study up on the setting. We may ask our Members for tips and pointers if all three Mods have no clue where to begin, or how the universe works. Please be patient with us!!
* While we’re willing to dip our toes into unknown territory, we want to also make sure everyone does not have to extensively study the subject/AU if they have no interest in it, or if the premise is too confusing to grasp. What may be an incredibly interesting setting and premise, might not be easy for someone to get into! **Please do suggest something that is mainstream or something that is easy for people who are unfamiliar with the premise, to understand!**
* **The following polls will be announced within the group’s Discord!**

### Random Events

Where's R.D.? Have you ever played 'Where's W\*ldo'? It's likely much harder now that more clowns are out and about breaking the world of PixelQuests. Help your friendly neighbourhood guild personnel and friends find them!

**There will be no Mini Event! Only Random Events scattered across the Month!!**
Do you wish to get to know NPCs a little better? Do you want to meet some familiar and unfamiliar faces this uh...event? LOOK no further! **From now until MAY 4TH 12PM NOON ET**, at least one Mod will randomly pop into the [**event-rp**] channel at any random time with a premise and scenario including these story-important NPCs. This will be a timed [**Party Event**] and will most likely be very brief with rapid fire Script-RP replies. It will end within minutes or it may very well taper off into an hour or more. However, multiple instances of these may occur with a different cycle of NPCs each time a few times a day/week.

Current NPCs which are Available for a [**RANDOM EVENT**]

**Will These RPs be logged?**

Nope! These will be very quick script RPs. The Mods will not be logging them. If you wish to log them in for gold, you may.
**Will there be any Event Rewards for these?**

Nope! This is purely for fun!
**Will there be bonuses for logging and sending these RPs in for extra pocket change?**

* Random Event Log word count will have a (x2) multiplier for the sole individuals who log the RP within GoogleDocs. This x2 Multiplier will count so long as 1 - 3 people Log the RP. RP Loggers will receive a +1 Guild Rep Reward as well.
* If the count exceeds to 4 or more people logging the whole RP Log, ALL PARTICIPANTS will receive the Gold equivalent to their written words (x1 instead of the usual x0.7) and everyone, RPlogger and non-RPloggers, so long as they have participated/posted once, will receive +1 Guild Rep!
* **Teamwork makes the Dreamwork! The person NOTING the group with the RP logs must relay this information to us. Please make sure to communicate, let your friends know what's up, and help each other! This will only apply to Moderator-run Random Events, Official Mini Events and Member Mini Events will have their own prize pools.**