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Attack Episode 170

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The Attack episode 170 aired on Tuesday, 12 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ali Baker. The staff was piloting the idea of running the show 4 days a week.

Alex and Ali discussed Amazon Prime Day and would be exploring Amazon deals in "Into The Amazone" segments. Optimus Prime Day (Corrado's voice, Liz's body) came by the set to deliver some Amazon purchases for the show to review (and also the anal bleach pens that Alex ordered).

The first product tested was Shittens, disposable mitten-shaped wet wipes. Alex and Ali cleaned a nasty windshield (and Mike's juggalo makeup), Alex with Shittens and Ali with toilet paper. Optimus Prime Day judged Alex the winner.

Alex and Ali discussed the new Overwatch character Ana.

The next product Optimus Prime Day brought was the Wine Rack, a bra insert that holds beverages. Ali wore one while Alex wore a "homemade version." They raced drinking while jumping on trampolines. Ali was the clear winner.

Nice Assets featured edits by **jason\_woot** and **jnels123**.

TPOTSWIC followed.

The final product tested was the Goatee Saver. Ali shaved Intern Kevin using the Goatee Saver while Alex shaved Jeremy freestyle. Ali was again judged the winner. Alex cut Jeremy's lip rather badly (for real this time) and Optimus Prime Day carted him to the ER.
Jodan

* Ezra
* Jodan

### Parentes

*Pais Sem Nomes Definidos*, *32 Irmãs Sem Nome Definido*, Auriana (Irmã mais nova)

## Status Profissional

### Ocupação

Príncipe
DJ (Casualmente)

## Aparições

**Jodan**, apelidado de *DJ Ezra*, é um personagem menor em LoliRock (Série). Ele é o príncipe de Volta e o irmão mais velho de Auriana. Ele teve sua estreia no episódio, "Calor do Deserto".

## Aparências

* Casual
* Príncipe

   Sua pele é de mesma cor da de sua irmã. Ele tem olhos verdes, cabelo laranja, com lado raspado de cor marrom. Ele veste uma camiseta azul escuro com um símbolo verde no centro, um lenço azul claro, calças pretas com alguns detalhes verdes, tênis pretos com cadarços verdes, um óculos laranja. Ele esconde um colar dentro de sua camisa.
TBA

## Representação na Série

* Temporada 2

DJ Ezra está tendo uma performance ao vivo na @Desert Groove Festival em Palm Valley. Ele engana Iris...
Attack Episode 165

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> Alex: "I'm tired of talking."
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> Mackenzie: "That's a lie."
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The Attack episode 165 aired on 29 June 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Mackenzie Becket.

Alex and Mackenzie played Cram That Craw and put as many Twizzlers, Pop Rocks, and Big League Chew in their mouths as they could in 20 seconds. Alex won because he cheated, and also because he rechewed Mackenzie's gum.

Mackenzie made an impassioned speech against giving kids sledgehammers and having them hit bridges.

A bear visited the set and busted a move until he was killed by another bear in a drive-by.

The great and magnificent Coral Frederick made an appearance to plug Let's Do It On The Table, and the entire crew couldn't contain their hype.

Alex interviewed Mackenzie talk-show style, sorta. Then they moved to an aftershow for the talk show, where Alex fired shots at Chris Hardwick!

Nice Assets featured an image by Von and a video by **jason\_woot.**

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Mackenzie punched Alex really hard.
Transformação Princesa

A **Transformação Princesa** é uma transformação mágica adquirida por garotas da realeza de Ephedia e seus reinos. Elas são filhas dos reis e rainhas treinados na arte da magia. Elas podem usar sua mágica para manipular cristais e fazer feitiços. Cada princesa deve sofrer uma mudança que vai marcar o seu crescimento em magia; Shanila.

## Características

Quando as Princesas Mágicas convivem na Terra, para se misturar com a sociedade, ela tem que esconder sua natureza Ephediana, alterando a sua aparência. As princesas, bem como as outras Ephedianas têm cores diferentes do cabelo do que aqueles que viviam na terra, porque ela está ligada a sua magia e a magia da Terra. Pode-se notar que no flashback visto em "Em Busca de Uma Princesa", Iris tem o cabelo louro como a cor que tem sobre a Terra porque Ephedianos tem cor natural do cabelo quando sua magia não é desenvolvida ainda. Se Iris tivesse ficado em Ephedia, ela poderia ter tido a coloração rosa de seu cabelo assim como Talia criança, em "Síris".

## Princesas Mágicas Conhecidas

* Iris, a princesa de Ephidia
* Talia, a princesa de Síris
* Auriana, a princesa de Volta
* Carissa, a princesa de Calix
* Lyna, a princesa de Borealis
* Izira, a princesa de Síris
* *32 princesas de Volta*

## Equipamento

Cada uma delas possuem um item de transformação que irá revelar sua verdadeira aparência, manifestar o seu vestido mágico e aumentar seus poderes mágicos.

Elas também têm itens de seus reinos que podem usados em batalhas. Elas podem usá-las como armas e melhorá-las magicamente como quando usado com o feitiço Crystemsabrus. As ferramentas mágicas também são usadas para lançar forte feitiço convergência como Cristal Luxtra e Crystal Quintar. Até agora, Izira é a única princesa que não tem uma arma que pode-se especular que uma família real só pode possuir um.

### Lista de Armas

* Cetro de Ephidia (*Iris*)
* Varinha de Síris (*Talia*)
* Fita de Volta (*Auriana*)
* Anel de Borealis (*Lyna*)
* Taco de Calix (*Carissa*)

## Transformação

Mostrar/Esconder Spoilers
A **Transformação Princesa** é uma transformação conquistada pelas Princesas Mágicas. Ela antecede a Transformação Shanila, ou a Transformação Sombria, no caso de Iris.

Logo na 2ª Temporada, Talia e Auriana também obtém a Transformação Negra - Talia no Episódio 19 e Auriana no Episódio 5.
Para transformar-se, a princesa precisa apenas ditar uma frase.

### Transformações

*Esta lista está em ordem alfabética.*
Auriana
"*Auriana, Princesa de Volta*"Carissa
"*Carissa, Princesa de Calix*"Iris
"*Iris, Princesa de Ephedia*"Izira
"*Izira, Princesa de Síris*"Lyna
"*Lyna, Princesa de Borealis*"Talia
"*Talia, Princesa de Síris*"
### Artworks

* Iris
* Talia
* Auriana
* Lyna
* Carissa
* Izira

IrisIris Transformed 4.png

Talia

Auriana

Lyna

Carissa

Izira
Evanne Friedmann

**Evanne Friedmann** was the cohost of The Attack from November 2015 to June 2016 and appeared in 55 episodes. She first appeared in 99:Coffee Days, Whiskey Nights. Her final appearance was in 162: Chicken See, Chicken Do. She is an actress and regular Twitch streamer.

Her departure was first announced to be a temporary two-week break to shoot a movie. When she did not return to the show after that time, it became clear that she wasn't coming back. She confirmed this on her own Twitch stream. Then Alex made a statement on the old Attack subreddit which included the following:

> It is true that Evanne will not the permanent co-host of the show moving forward. This decision was absolutely not made in bad spirits or because of any kind of argument, but rather because Evanne has no interest in becoming the permanent co-host of The Attack. Earlier this month, we presented her with the option, and she said she did not want the job, and would like to focus on her acting career.
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Attack Episode 74

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> "All those men were great kissers."
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The Attack episode 74 aired on 26 Aug 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

They showed footage from their Mario Maker Let's Play from the day before.

Kevin told stories about getting ripped in Japan with G4 people. The whole staff made a video giving advice about working life.

In Jonesing for an Indie, Alex and Kevin played Sonic Dreams Collection on stream.

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* Youtube Gaming Livestreaming launched as a Twitch competitor
* Project Bluestreak is officially named Law Breakers
* Burger King offered McDonald's a "Day of Peace" where they would both have a McWhopper. McDonald's declined.
* 43-year-old gets a bionic penis and is finally able to have sex

Kevin opened more Hearthstone card packs to close out the stream, and they streambombed **MissEllaCronin**.
Attack Episode 97

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> "People say you're a terrible person. I don't agree."
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The Attack episode 97 aired on 26 October 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Jeff Cannata. Kevin's cousin/nephew Little Lenny (Alex Corea) appeared throughout the show.

Kevin and Jeff discussed the newest allegations of rape against Bill Cosby.

Lenny showed up on camera and destroyed some of the set. Kevin sent him off to make Jeff and sandwich, but he put the sandwich in the copy machine and then in his pants.

After a few Pile videos, Lenny came back to deliver Jeff's sandwich and ate some mayonnaise out of the bottle. Kevin sent him off to play a game. Lenny broke a computer monitor and then squirted mayonnaise on it, then ate his pants sandwich in tears.

After a few more videos, Lenny returned and tried to prank Jeff, but it backfired.

Kevin showed a video of a man smoking weed for the first time in 20 years.

Lenny accidentally killed a cat. Steltek came by and calmed him down with some mayonnaise.

Lenny put together some news images for Kevin and Jeff to improvise the news from.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* No Man's Sky developer denies the game will be released tomorrow
* Xbox One added Burnout Paradise to its list of backwards compatible 360 games
* Fallout is making a beer, but it's expensive and only available in the UK

#### In Depth

* A bill introduced that will replace copper internet cables with fiber optic ones
* Arkham Knight is coming to PC (again)
* Net Neutrality lawyers investigating providers in NYC
* Sony will not be releasing new PS Vita games, but will have more color options

Alex joined Kevin and Jeff for TPOTSWIC to close out the show, and they streambombed **KoozyL**.
Attack Episode 246

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> "WHAT ABOUT IT BITCH, IT'S LIKE PERIODS! 28 DAYS!!!"
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The Attack episode 246 aired on 27 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

A Pile video showed a toddler having a bike "accident" and Alex showed the "original LiveLeak" version. Erin showed off her Russian accent.

Alex and Erin did a terrible Buzzfeed quiz and then showed off some of their own.

A burglar (Joey) tried to rob Erin, but Alex fended him off with the power of his Iron Crotch and threw him in the dumpster outside.

In a new segment called "Sick Footage," Alex and Erin presented some truly terrible old footage they'd collected, including an N64 promo video, a movie featuring a guy fighting a kangaroo, and one of GameSpot's first game "reviews" on YouTube. Then they showed off KevCap's first film, shot for a project in middle school.

Alex really had to pee, but held it for the sake of the show.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* The Attack, for Erin's ROYGBIV moment of unclarity on LDIOTT

Joey then presented an astronomy pop quiz for Alex and Erin.

* an unnamed streamer whose desk lamp exploded and he screamed like a girl
* **GiantWaffle**, who had some unfortunate phrasing regarding "flashing" and "D." Alex had lots of dirty internet picture references to throw out after that, but cracked up and couldn't continue the bit

In Hey, Thanks, they thanked the following for items from the Amazon Wish List:

* **BestCarolina**, for Fluxx for LDIOTT
* **ShannonCR**, for an SDI to HDMI converter
* **MattDamon**, for more clamps. Jason put them on his body as per usual

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 110

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> "That was a poop tube?"
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The Attack episode 110 aired in 7 December 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The show had a new logo! (Alex mentioned that it was "a little bit Hitler-y").

Alex learned that there are Japanese lyrics to the theme song from Super Mario Bros. and Evanne translated them in to English.

Alex and Kevin tried to get Evanne to reveal the secrets of women at slumber parties, specifically "boob stuff."

Alex played a video where a Dr. Hamilton demonstrated the "Hamilton Hold" to calm a crying baby. Big Mike G and Miles then demonstrated the technique on Alex. Evanne called off the bit because Alex seemed to be enjoying it too much, and Kevin got on camera to express his disapproval.

In a segment Alex called "Attack Action News," Alex and Evanne discussed the Playstation Experience.

### The Rundown

Blythe presented.

* Uncharted 4 will feature branching dialogue
* Playstation Now limited time offer of $100/month
* Ni No Kuni
* Psychonauts VR
* Namco and Hooters teaming up to make a Barcade
* Ubisoft delaying Division beta
* Minecraft for Wii U
* Overwatch will have free characters and maps

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 230

Ballbuster Brown & The Goof Troop

Nick Limon

Yaniv Fituci

Corrado Caretto

Mayron Baptista

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The Attack episode 230 aired on 13 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin competed to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while doing handstands.

They played "Awesome Frames Done Quick," a Jeopardy game where they had to identify video games by looking at still frames from them. Los also played (as Mayor Eric Garcetti)

Nick joined the hosts to talk about the Nintendo Switch reveal that happened the night before the show aired.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **ProJared**, who got into some deep thoughts, and then was interrupted by a joyous subscriber celebration. Two clowns, Ballbuster Brown and The Goof Troop (Corrado and Yaniv) interrupted the show.
* **HiRezTV**, who had a very awkward moment between a host and and interviewee.
* **T-Pain**, for smacking down a troll in his stream.
* **Dangeldue**, whose dog humped his leg on stream.
* **DrDisrespect**, for spittin' hot fire rhymes.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Mayron was made to read subscriber names, until Alex decided he was too good at it.
Attack Episode 148

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> "I......... AM........ HE........ WHO........ CRUSHES."
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The Attack episode 148 aired on 4 April 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex busted out some impromptu breakdancing moves. It was sad.

Alex got a job at Jimmy Jambi's and trained Evanne to work there too. The job involved throwing sub toppings at Jimmy Jambi's (Mike Rotondo) mouth as fast as possible. Jiambi appeared pleased with the order, but suffocated and died when they got to the ketchup and mustard. Globie also died because Alex forgot to feed him.

Alex showed videos of a guy crushing things with a hydraulic press, including a bunch of fruit. Corrado was unimpressed. In a "Can Corrado Crush It" segment, he bested the hydraulic press by crushing a bunch of fruit in under a minute.

In a segment called ESP-Orts, Alex discussed the CS:GO finals in Columbus, mispronounced eSports terms and engaged in shameless product placement.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Oculus Terms of Service released, and people are mad
* Leaked footage of Mass Effect: Andromeda
* Tesla Model 3 preorders opened

Alex showed off the features of his new invention, the Attack Model 3, and announced that if someone donates $1000 he will send it to them.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 231

Rhythm Game One Man Band

Rachael King

Kevin Cappiello

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The Attack episode 231 aired on 18 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Plans for the upcoming Indoguration were discussed. Alex and Erin tried a hot new trend called Discing. "Look it up." The disks used were porn DVDs for some reason.

Mailman Steve (Mike G) came by the studio and cheerily stabbed the new intern.

In a Gostalgia segment, Alex and Erin competed in a Rhythm Game One Man Band challenge, where they played Rock Band, Dance Dance Revolution, and Donkey Konga all at the same time. Although Alex is bad at games, he only lost because it was rigged against him. His punishment was Mike G force feeding him beets.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Games Done Quick**, once for a comment made by a random guy who grabbed the mic from the caster, and again for unfortunate timing that made it seem like the audience was clapping for a very sad donation message.
* **Anthony\_Kongphan**, for getting his picture on the cover of a gay porn novel.

Los went behind the scenes and got candid shots of the crew, hard at work.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 227

Noodle Fight!

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The Attack episode 227 aired on 6 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Stef Woodburn. "Director's Commentary" of this episode was posted as a Patreon perk on 10 Oct 2017.

Alex showed off some candles that are based on popular games. Then he showed off the goods by having his photo taken while his pants were falling down. Repeatedly.

Then he read a letter from a fan soliciting relationship advice. He was happy to give it, but an epic battle between Cup Noodles and Top Ramen played out behind him, distracting the audience.

Streams of the Week were handed out to:

* **YoungAcorn27** for breaking her gumball machine in spectacular fashion
* **an unnamed streamer** for featuring both the cutest and creepiest New Year's kiss on stream
* **AndyMilonakis** for overloading his stream with audio alerts
* **Leet0** for failing to curse in chat in Overwatch
* **BloodSpirePGL** for passing out drunk on stream.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack on Twitchcon 2016

GassyMexican

FuturemanGaming

Dodger

OMGitsFirefoxx

CalebHart42

ManVsGame

MissCookiez

Haylinic

**Attack on Twitchcon 2016** was a series of 6 live shows presented from the main stage at Twitchcon, hosted by Alex Corea and Anna Lore. The convention ran from Friday, September 30 to Sunday, October 2.

### First Show

The first show was at 3pm Friday. It featured a Pile segment with mashed-up Pokemon. Twitchcon bingo was handed out. Alex dressed as AttackScot the Attack Mascot and berated Priscilla for not watching the show until Mike G forcibly removed him.

Alex did an interview with Jon Carnage and GoldGlove, and then GassyMexican. GoldGlove and GassyMexican competed in Rocket League with handicaps: Oven mitts, then kaleidoscope glasses, then Mike G dressed as a horrifying clown and distracting them.

### Second Show

The second show was at the end of the day on Friday. It featured Jon Carnage as a guest. Anna dressed as AttackScot and frightened Jon. Anna then shared a horrifying story from when she worked as a Hello Kitty mascot. Winners of Twitchcon bingo were shown off.

### Third Show

The third show was at 10am on Saturday. Jon Carnage showed up and he and Alex waxed their nose hairs. Alex did a field package from the floor, looking for the "essence of Twitchcon." Alex then interviewed FuturemanGaming and Jon Carnage and played "Snapshot Crapshoot" with them using a Gameboy Camera. Dodger came out for an interview, and she and Anna played Super Kappa Creator with everyone.

### Fourth Show

The fourth show was at 5pm on Saturday. Alex dropped hot soup (and then a person) on Joey from on top of a building. Anna did a package from the floor about cosplay. Alex interviewed Firefoxx and Caleb Hart, and they played "Emote Esplain," where they guessed words based only on Twitch global emotes. Then Jake the "Guinness World Records official" came out to watch them break made-up records.

### Fifth Show

The fifth show was at 10am Sunday. Jon Carnage showed up and wrestled a tree to death. Anna announced she'd hidden Alex's flash drive somewhere on the floor of Twitchcon, and if someone finds it they win a keyboard. Alex and Jon interviewed ManVsGame. They all played "Sub Seeker," where they played Super Meat Boy while calling out subscriber names.

### Sixth Show

The sixth show was at 5pm Sunday and closed out the convention. Alex made fun of the new Battlefield trailer. Anna and Alex rubbed lots of deodorant on Mike. Anna's hands stopped working. Alex handed out surprise awards on the convention floor. MissCookiez and Haylinic joined Alex and Jon Carnage to fingerpaint Twitch emotes.
To close out the show, in a stunt that was later expanded upon in Attack Episode 208, Alex played Dark Souls using only his butt.
Attack Episode 106

Cook That Bird

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> "We're gonna make the Uber of drone turkeys."
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The Attack episode 106 aired on 25 Nov 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The previous night, Evanne had called herself "The Poop Queen" in Discord while playing Cards Against Humanity with the Community, a nickname that stuck.

The Pile videos included World's Biggest Rubick's Cube Fail, Ping Pong ball trick shots, and a lip biting music video.

Alex and Evanne competed to see who could stack more Kit Kats on Eddie. Then they shot ping pong balls out of their mouths into a hat on Eddie's head. Chef Yaniv Fi-turkey judged a turkey cooking competition between the two. Evanne would have won, but her turkey flew away on a drone. Evanne had to take Eddie to prom because she lost.

The show was sponsored by EA's Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes.

Green Light District featured :

* Geology Business
* Fragmental
* Maze
* Ragwall
* Bonsai
* Wildman

### The Rundown

Blythe was out, so Alex and Evanne presented:

* Steam Autumn Sale is live
* Amazon passwords leaked so they force reset several passwords
* Rainbow Six Siege beta delayed

They ended the show with TPOTSWIC.
Front Page 3

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Front Page **Episode 3** aired on 25 October 2016. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

They thanked the community for their support, which allowed them to pull off the ASS Jam with The Dear Hunter the day before, and in fact allows them to make any shows at all.

Kevin talked about Digg, and both hosts discussed AT&T.

A story was shared where a person woke up from a coma speaking fluent Spanish, despite not knowing Spanish before.
Attack Episode 75

Carlos Rivera

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> "Alex is quick to hate and quick to dick." - Liz
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The Attack episode 75 aired on 28 August 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea. Alex had an especially bad case of verbal diarrhea this episode.

They showed footage from the Let's Play stream from the day before, where staff members played Mario Maker and were punched with a pneumatic punching glove for every $100 donated. They also had 5 minutes to beat each level or got zapped with a shock collar.

"Virile" Blythe reviewed *It Follows*. She and Kevin both hated it.

In The Rundown, Liz pulled the following from her news box:

* A Borderlands movie
* Law Breakers gameplay footage
* Assassin's Creed movie
* eSports could possibly become and Olympic sport

Kevin talked about the uncertain financial future of the show. Then he closed out the show by opening some Hearthstone card packs. The show streambombed **TrainWithAlex**.
Attack Episode 150

Dr. Butts

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> "Listen, I was fine with Yaniv dying; he's a useless dick. But Corrado?!?"
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The Attack episode 150 aired on 8 April 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Stacey Roy.

Alex showed off Stacey's awesome Tracer cosplay and her Overwatch fan video!

Alex showed off the Attackinator 5000, which was designed to learn Stacey's voice and create content for her so she didn't have to stoop to The Attack's level and host the show. Stacey did a tease for The Rundown so that the Attackinator could record her voice. It twisted her words and made her sound like a horrible person! Los angrily left the studio, which made Alex happy.

Gerard Deparjew and Gimmel Chevitski stopped by to thank all the Gamewisp Founding Fathers! Then Gerard choked on a meatball and died.

Alex showed another Pile video with the hydraulic press guy from 2 shows ago and Corrado was once again angered into crushing things. In "Can Corrado Crush It," he crushed a dummy of himself and a doll of himself, but when confronted with a picture of himself as a baby, he was moved to tears and crushed his own head!

Alex summoned Dr. Butts to save Corrado. He rose from the dead for the occasion, but he saved Gerard instead (and may have soiled himself in the process).

In The Rundown, Alex and Stacey discussed:

* Congressman Duncan Hunter was charged with 68 counts of using government money to buy Steam games (over $1300)
* PS4 software update added streaming to DailyMotion
* Twitter signed a deal with the NFL to stream 10 Thursday Night Football games

TPOTSWIC followed. Alex talked Stacey into a date with him using his Red Lobster gift cards!!!

Edits by **Skataneric**, **LyleThompson**, and **JaredGBay**, and **HunterUp** were shown, as well as fan art by **Scott U**.

Kevin came in and kicked Alex off the set. Stacey left too so she could prepare for a cosplay. Kevin and Yaniv said a few words in honor of the 150th episode and announced that the Attack was VERY close to locking down a huge new studio! He also said that the next show would be their last in the current studio.

It was time for the cosplay, and Alex (not Stacey) came out dressed as Tracer!
Attack Episode 172

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The Attack episode 172 aired on 15 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Nikki Limo.

Kevin held a strawpoll in chat to vote on which Pokemon Go team he should join.

Nikki talked about smacking her younger brother around when they were kids.

In a segment called Pokemon Go-gurt, Alex tried to improve Yogurtland's Mario-themed flavors. He called in Professor Bloat (Mike) to help him concoct Pokemon-themed ice cream. For each $100 donated, they'd spin the wheel and eat whatever flavor it said. Since Nikki is a vegan, she was exempt! Flavors eaten included:

* Tentacool Hentaicecream
* Ash Ketchup w/ Mank-aise
* Miltank's Beef Blizzard

Alex and Nikki played Urban Pictionary with Kevin and Zack Pearlman! They drew in 3D using an HTC Vive.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and **Deagil** dropped a fat $2000 on the stream.
Attack Episode 233

Jason Spence

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> "Those girls were on beat, I liked them! ...But they should have been wearing less clothes." -Erin
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The Attack episode 233 aired on January 25, 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin had to tell which objects in a living room were real and which were made of sugar. Alex died when he ate a martini glass.

Intern Randy was killed for the transgression of maining Hanzo in Overwatch. Multiple times.

Kellyanne Condor did a painfully unfunny standup routine and then pooped on Alex.

Green Light District featured:

* Fuzzy Wuzzy vs. the Angry Ginger Giants
* I Don't Want To Do That: A Birthday Present
* Emoji Scream (Jason was good at screaming)

Intern Chase's tongue made another appearance, and Erin was disgusted.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Elohime**, on whose H1Z1 stream **JukeboxMan** straight up launched and blew up and police car while rocking out to Wham!
* **Taipei Game Show**, where someone got up and left a game at the Twitch booth so the camera could show the dancing girls behind him
* **Admiral Bulldog,** who found himself on Akinator, but had to say that he was fat to do so. Alex tried to find himself on Akinator twice and both times it guessed DansGaming.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Dynfeld actually told a funny joke for once.
Attack Episode 123

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The Attack episode 123 aired on 25 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Evanne's jacket - who inexplicably has a French accent - did an intro for the show. (This is cut off of the beginning of the VOD.)

Evanne told the future by throwing asparagus on the ground and reading the results. Alex was skeptical, but when he and Los did it the results were a bit more obvious.

The stream went down for several minutes. After it came back up, Kevin showed up briefly with a tangle of cables asking "Which one's the internet?"

One more Pile video was shown and the stream went down again, this time for good. The show was cut short. There is off-stream conversation on the VOD.
Attack Episode 229

DK Bongos

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The Attack episode 229 aired on 11 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin drew on the screen with a magic wand and had to be stopped before she got herself in trouble.

Erin and Alex played "Awesome James Done Quick," guessing famous Jameses using props and acting.

A Gostalgia segment featured the DK Bongos, Alex and Erin played Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. Erin won, because Alex is bad at games.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **DrDisRespect**, who accidentally ate some deodorant. Alex then purposely ate some deodorant.
* **Kumite in Tennessee** where during a Mortal Kombat tournament, someone put the PS4 into rest mode.
* **Games Done Quick**, where there was controversy over someone sniffing a chair (he totally wasn't though).

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 262

Jason Spence

Joey Thimian

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> "This show's stupid!" - Alex
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The Attack episode 262 aired on 5 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin showed a very short video of a man running through a boarded-up window on the second floor of a house and off of the roof. Alex lamented that the video ended too early, so Erin introduced Videos That Ended Too Early Theatre. Viewers could Snapchat Alex during the show with suggestions for what happened to the guy after he fell off the roof and he and Erin would act several of them out at the end of the show.

Alex shot Eddie with Nerf arrows and he giggled like a baby. Then he shot Coral and her voice was very deep and masculine.

Jason explained airplanes.

Joey presented a Techamendations review of the **Razer Blade Stealth** laptop.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Trick2G**, who watched a car launch over a mountain in Battlegrounds
* **Bustin\_The\_Nuts**, who got a troll donation from an opponent while in game
* **TheAttack**, from the previous episode when Erin thanked "the money" instead of the fans

Erin and Alex read comments from r/livestreamfail about Erin's clip. Corrado overreacted.

TPOTSWIC followed. Then it was time for Videos That Ended Too Early Theatre, which ended with a surprise visit from a Kentucky Colonel (Jeremy).
Attack Episode 129

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> "What??? That CAN'T be allowed on Twitch!"
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The Attack episode 129 aired on 10 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex announced that the show was moving from Patreon to Gamewisp. (They have since moved back.)

A guy Evanne was going on a date with donated $10 to the stream!

Alex almost snapped his tongue in a mousetrap but chickened out. Los put a donation bar on screen for Alex to do it at $1000.

Alex slowed down the footage of Evanne showing off her "sexy shirt" from the previous episode and it revealed something disturbing about her figure (Corrado dressed as Evanne again).

Evanne got roped into the mousetrapping too.

Alex invented a "human finger analogue" called the Handy-Dandy to help people reach things. It was totally not a dildo taped to the end of a broom handle. An infomercial played, showing all kinds of handy uses for it, including one now-infamous one where Yaniv had is pants down..... I ain't giffing that. In fact, every gif I've made of this segment has been taken down by Wikia's mods. You're gonna have to watch the VOD.

Alex went over the new Gamewisp tiers in-depth.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Amazon released a new free-to-use game-building engine, Lumberyard.
* Overwatch closed beta rereleased and features announced.

TPOTSWIC followed.

To satisfy the donation incentive, Alex and Evanne played a game of chicken with mousetraps. Evanne lost and was shocked.
Attack Episode 37

Blythe Wiedemann

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The Attack episode 37 aired on 29 May 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

The running subscriber incentive was "Questions for Eddie," where correct answers kept him safe and wrong answers caused humiliation. Eddie's mom appeared for maximum embarrassment.

Kung Fury, weird giant puppets, and snail anatomy were discussed in The Pile.

Alex and Milynn recorded a Youtube video (the first in a series called Fablab) to test a pair of leggings bought on the internet.
Attack Episode 235

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> "I wanna be now wit da git down uuuunh!" - Erin
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The Attack episode 235 aired on 30 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin and Alex played around with a hatchet.

Erin and Alex played Ninja Spinki, a game by the same dev as Flappy Bird. Alex was bad at it, because he is bad at all games. Then Erin said it was a knockoff and showed off Ninja Kinky, Ninja Inky, and Ninja Twinky.

Alex played Nintendo Switch from the toilet.

Joey presented a Techamendations review of the **Razer Blackwidow Chroma 2** keyboard. Alex and Erin then tested the keyboard via a game of "Midnight Operation." They taped keyboards to their heads and used them as the only light source for a game of Operation. Shock collars were used as a penalty for failure. This was Erin's first experience with the shock collar, and she was not happy about it.

The show was sponsored by Sheri's Berries.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **ELEAGUE**, who got over 1 million concurrent viewers on Twitch.
* **Andy Milonakis**, who did a spit take of malt liquor on his computer

The show ended with TPOTSWIC. Rachael's cat Pickle made an appearance.
Attack Episode 128

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> "I think that was her boobs' fault."
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The Attack episode 128 aired on 8 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex and Evanne opened the show in football jerseys (with the tags still on them) and teased an all-Super Bowl version of The Attack! Then Alex spiked the football he was holding and it shattered.

Evanne was unable to end her dry spell this past weekend.

Inspired by a Pile video, Alex fired his shaved-off armpit hair at Evanne. Evanne retaliated, but the hair wasn't from her armpits....

Alex shoehorned in some shameless Budweiser plugs, just like Peyton Manning. This somehow devolved into Hitler jokes.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Apple rejected The Binding of Isaac from the app store because of content.
* H1Z1 coming out of beta and will be released next week, split into "Just Survive" and "King of the Kill" versions
* Twitter rumored to start an algorithmic timeline. #RIPTwitter trended.

The show closed with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 273

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> "What happens when horse girls get so obsessed with horses that not even a real horse will do?"
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The Attack episode 273 aired on 7 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. This was the first episode shot and produced for television on D|XP.

Alex and Erin told some bad pun jokes that ended with them being sad that the show might fail on TV. Sad Clown Jason made a reappearance.

Hobby horse instructor "Tammy Tates" showed off her skills until she broke her leg and had to be put down.

Inspired by a Pile video (dubbed the Winner of the Web), Alex and Erin competed in a Nerves of Steel Host Showdown (kicked off by Josh with a trumpet). Each had to face their fears while wearing a heart monitor: Erin had to hold bugs and Alex had to endure shocks from a stun gun. Alex's heart rate rose less than Erin's did, so he was declared the winner!

A mock commercial for the Zelda Shield Surfer was played.

A preproduced package was shown, featuring an eight-foot rocket-powered fidget spinner (which was of course constructed by Joe Corea).

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 187

Joey Thimian

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> "I was going for what I thought was the tame joke of 'he ate the child.'"
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The Attack episode 187 aired on 22 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Jake Kanner ("Sir Action Slacks").

Inspired by a Pile video, Slacks tried to spit grapes into Alex's mouth. The he got Alex to spit a grape into his mouth. Then they both took a bite out of the same apple at the same time. Then Alex ate a whole banana in one bite.

Alex made a Jesus joke that Jeremy found to be over the line, which is very difficult to do.

Alex called on Mike to do a dance on set, but as he was, Mike's voice could be heard cheering from behind the camera. Disturbed that there were two Mikes, Alex held them both at gunpoint. Both insisted they were the real Mike, but Alex killed them both for being fakes as the "real" Mike (Corrado dressed as Mike) ermerged. "Corrado" (Mike dressed as an old man with a cane) told "Mike" he didn't have to rub goo on himself anymore and they shared a moment.

Joey presented a Techamendations review of the **Razer Naga Hex v.2** mouse. Alex played a moba to see if the mouse made him better at mobas. Whenever he took a hit he was shocked. Then Slacks competed against Alex in a shitposting competition, which he won because of the mouse's macros.

Nice Assets featured art by **Mokka** and a video edit by **Skataneric**.

**XPrim3** was thanked for sending a t-shirt to Alex.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC. During the segment, community member **Deagil** asked about Los' $10K goal to tackle Alex that he announced in Discord. Deagil suggested that it be lowered to $5000 and Alex said OK. Deagil then donated $5000. The tackle was set for Friday's show! *(It was later moved to episode 190.)*
Attack Episode 198

Eric Garcetti (Carlos Rivera)

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> Alex: "Since she's a girl she's just thinking about boys and periods."
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The Attack episode 198 aired on 23 September 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Saige Ryan.

Instead of beginning with the usual video cold-open and teases, the show began with a clip from last week's Eddie v. Spaghetti stunt, and Alex announced another round! This time he faced off against bowtie pasta! He managed to eat it all within 30 seconds, but also had to face the panel of judges: Axel Guarnaschelli (Amy), Gurt Fratetti (Kevin), and LA Mayor Eric Garcetti (Los). Eddie won, but then he died.

The bbws protein clip was played again.

Alex called out KevCap to read the teleprompter and they got into a fight since he was too good at it.

After a Pile video of a girl making fun of her friends with the "huh challenge," Saige did the huh challenge on several crew members. It got too real when she got to Joey and Nick, but she redeemed herself when she called Corrado old.

Alex and Saige talked about their awkward adolescence.

Eddie crawled across the set on a furniture cart for some reason.

The show thanked Countryman Associates for audio equipment.

The first ever "This Was A Thing" segment reviewed and demoed Moon Shoes! Alex and Saige competed in an obstacle course, Alex with the Moon Shoes and Saige without. Saige finished the course like a pro, but Alex shot himself into the sun when he jumped on a trampoline with the Moon Shoes.

TPOTSWIC followed.

In Hey, Thanks, they thanked **Tilt215** for SDI cables. Saige punched Alex as per tradition.
Attack Episode 18

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The Attack episode 18 aired on April 1, 2015 and was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

It featured a pre-produced game review by Alex in a new segment called Bit by Bit. The game reviewed was "Box Boy" for the Nintendo 3DS.

Yaniv Fituci again thanked Patreon backers in character, this time as "Nacho Man Random Cabbage."

Greg Grunberg and Phil Gavlan appeared very briefly.
Alex Corea

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**Alex Corea** is the host and head writer on The Attack. He also hosts the podcast Talk Attack and appears on several other Attack shows.

   He has appeared on nearly every episode of The Attack, the only exceptions being episodes 63, 71, 141, and 254.

He's featured in the **attkAlex** emote.

The Attack was originally created with the intention of it being "Alex's baby." Until recently, there was no team of writers behind the show, just Alex bouncing ideas off of the rest of the staff. He is the creative heart and soul of the show and is the hardest-working person in the studio. The Attack fam gives Alex a hard time because he's an easy target and because it's hilarious, but we all love him for all that he does for the show and for us. Just don't ever let him know it!

There, now that that's out of the way, here's an alternate article that's safe to show him:

**Alex Corea** is the twiggy, nasal-voiced, chronically undersexed large boy son host of The Attack. He bills himself as a "gaming expert" but is terrible at games and we suspect he's only saying he likes them to further his career. He has a horrible habit of saying "here's the thing" and "uuuuuuuuuh" and never lets anyone finish a sentence, ever.

He has bad teeth and terrible fashion sense.

**#WhoAlex?**
Attack Episode 217

Crystal Light Challenge

Sexual FIFA glitches

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The Attack episode 217 aired on November 21, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Jeremy attempted to play Super Thunder Blade with his feet.

Kevin Pereira appeared via hologram.

Alex and Erin took the Crystal Light Challenge.

Erin and Corrado acted out FIFA glitches.
Attack Episode 251

Mayron Baptista

Yaniv Fituci

Coral Frederick

Joey Thimian

Corrado Caretto

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The Attack episode 251 aired on 10 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin tried to explain what Mayron says to his mom on the phone in Portugese... we think?

Alex introduced a clip from a Game of Thrones livestream involving them melting a block of ice when chat typed "Fire," revealing the show's release date. The Attack decided to do them one better.

Since Eddie was sick for the last episode and didn't let anyone know he'd be out for the day, his job was in jeopardy. They froze a notice of termination in a block of ice and suspended a heat lamp over it. Then they instructed chat to type the word "fired," and the more they did, the lower the heat lamp would go. In the event that Eddie was actually fired, he would have to complete a 10-page job application and come back on Monday and do a job interview with Kevin in order to get his job back.

Jake participated in some concrete water sports.

The fact that Erin ADRs all of her lines for the show was revealed, as was her natural, very masculine voice.

Jason explained fitness and competed against Mayron in a foot race. Mayron won, probably because of his shoes.

The Dank Beetz segment this show featured video game trivia, with contestants Yaniv, Erin, and Coral. Erin won, largely because of her knowledge of the DK rap.

The Fire Eddie thermometer reached the top, and Alex brought out a blowtorch for Joey to use on the ice.

The show was sponsored by SeeSo. (promo code "Attack")

Streams of the Week featured:

* **GoldenSplit**, who brained himself in Breath of the Wild and died
* **OutpostGames**, a dev who was spectating people playing his new game and got trolled

The blowtorch didn't do the trick, so Alex brought out a sledgehammer for Erin to use on the ice. Eddie was fired, and forcibly removed from the premises by Corrado.

The show was running long, but they did squeeze in one TPOTSWIC question.
Attack Episode 232

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The Attack episode 232 aired on 23 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Zack Pearlman appeared behind the podium for a few seconds and then disappeared. (He was there to record a Pointless Podcast with Kevin while the show was airing).

Dynfeld thanked new subscribers in his classic insensitive way, despite the fact that the puppet was broken and Joey had to operate it with a stick out of frame.

Alex put cameras on the employees to see what they are up to around the studio all day, but found out they just cry a lot.

In an **Into the Amazone** segment, Alex and Erin tested strange Asian nose beauty products: nose clips to "sharpen your nose," some sort of cream that Alex put up his nose, and a mechanized neti pot called a Navage. During the tests, Alex ate a ridiculous amount of cheese for some reason.

The show was again sponsored by Blue Apron.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Genesis 4**, for a seriously awkward fist bump
* **a DOTA tournament** in Croatia, for a seriously awkward announcer
* a **Gears of War 4 pro circuit** stream from Mexico City, for a seriously awkward kiss cam. Afterward, Jason was shot dead for trying to kiss Alex.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Alex nearly died while trying the Navage.
Attack Episode 43

Carlos Rivera

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The Attack episode 43 aired on 12 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea, Yaniv Fituci,and Carlos Rivera. Kevin was out sick.

There was no Pile segement or stunt. The entire show was spent in The Rundown, discussing the upcoming E3.
Attack Episode 131

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> "You really are a sadist. I like your style."
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The Attack episode 131 aired on 15 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Joe Corea was on hand, and apparently saved the show with an emergency solder job before air time. There were a ton of technical problems throughout the show.

Alex announced a secret special guest, but then accidentally gave away that it was Milynn! Then he recapped the craziness of the previous episode. Then he showed off edits by Von and **Skataneric**.

Alex announced that he and Evanne had agreed to a Super Smash Bros. 64 match live on stream for $100. They rolled a pre-produced segment where they both gave interviews about the upcoming match.

Alex talked about Kanye a lot and made a printer joke.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* E3's PC Gaming conference is coming back in 2016, replacing EA
* Syfy network is creating a 30-minute police procedural that is watchable on Oculus.

Alex thanked **Shmandrew** for 100 biscuits worth of Cheddar Bay Biscuit mix.

Milynn joined them for TPOTSWIC. Then they all (plus Liz) played a shocking game from the old G4 studio.

Alex and Evanne engaged in some serious trash talking to lead up to the Smash Bros. match. Milynn caught them using performance enhancing hands and the match was pushed to the next episode.
Attack Episode 184

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> "I'm running out of faces to make at the stuff you say." - Anna
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The Attack episode 184 aired on 15 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anna Lore.

Alex was once again puttin' in work in a brand new shirt. He also had a pair of sunglasses that would display text or images, which he used often for lewd comedic effect.
Alex played a Pile video where a guy fell asleep while singing a song. Anna told him that it was probably a case of Marquee-ilepsy and to be sensitive because she has it too. She sang big band songs and would fall asleep at key times to make her songs sound dirty.

Alex told a joke and got no reaction, then Anna told exactly the same joke and got cheers, applause, flowers and a tiara from the crew. It turned out to all be Alex's bad dream.

Anna did a pushup for each sub!

In an ESP-Orts segment, Alex discussed the Dota 2 Internationals. Joey wrote the segment and Alex had no idea what he was saying. Joey then appeared so he could discuss the final match himself, but was only given 2 seconds since they needed to squeeze in a Slim-Jim ad. Alex then tossed to Anna, the "Resident Girl," to discuss the cosplay competition.

Nice Assets featured a gif by **Saamp**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.