Backlash Smash!/transcript

Slappy: What a great pass for my series. I'm getting a lot of good reviews and everything. My show is the best, and nobody can take that right away from me.

Mimikyu: Actually I am mad about your show. You come over here bragging about your...the "success" of your show, but it's terrible!

Slappy: Did you just call my show terrible? *[growls and starts to punch Mimikyu]* Before I punch you, give me one good reason why that my show is terrible.

Mimikyu: Ok, first of all, you're always abusing your nutcracker friend. You always make him do stuff for you, you always blackmail him. Second of all, you're always screaming!

Slappy: Like you?

Mimikyu: *[screams angrily]* I'm not a fan anymore!

Slappy: Go on, get out of here, you smell like cheese anyway. Not a fan, huh? I'll fix that. Let's see who else isn't.

Muno: Your show sucks, man!

Slappy: My show sucks?

Muno: Uh-huh. Your show is terrible.

Slappy: How?

Muno: Uh, you keep beating up that little nutcracker dude and other stuff. And you keep yelling at your little pet monkey.

Slappy: Lil Cutie? I never yell at him.

Lil Cutie: Yes you do, Daddy. You have yelled at me like 100 times today.

Slappy: Lil Cutie, go to your room. Now!

Lil Cutie: Screw you, I'm gonna go play some GTA then! Stupid.

Slappy: How dare you disrespect your father! *[turns to Muno]* Uh...you didn't hear that.

Muno: Uh, I am not a fan anymore. Goodbye.

Slappy: *[growls]* My fans! They are rejecting me! *[growls three long times]* I can't stand this! I'm not standing for all this disrespect!

*[Captain Foxy comes over]*

Captain Foxy: What's the matter, man?

Slappy: Let me guess. You're gonna tell me...that you're not a fan of my show! Go on and say it! We all know you hate my show! Just like the others!

Captain Foxy: Uh dude, you just gave me nightmares! *[runs away screaming]*

Slappy: He must have not took his medicine today. I don't get it. What is wrong with my show that makes people hate it so much?

Lil Cutie: Dad?

Slappy: What is it?

Lil Cutie: Could you, uh, help me with my math homework?

Slappy: Your math homework? You said you need help...WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?!

Lil Cutie: Yeah, my math homework.

Slappy: You're a monkey, and monkey's don't do homework! Get out!

Lil Cutie: B-b-bu-bu-

Slappy: Get out! Now!

Lil Cutie: B-bu-bu-bu-*[cries]*

Slappy: Those critics are about to get the backlash smash!

Muno: Your show still sucks, bro!

Slappy: Turn around!

Muno: *[turns around, only to be punched by Slappy]* Ow!

Slappy: Hey, that takes a lot of pain and suffering out! I'm feeling...GREAT!

Lil Cutie: Dad, I really need help with that math homework! *[he is picked up by Slappy]* Hey!

Slappy: *[slams Lil Cutie up and down]* Figure it out yourself! Figure out your square roots, and your numbers, your own self! *[throws Lil Cutie and laughs]* Who dares to leave a negative review now?

Mimikyu: I still have a negative review!

Slappy: Come here! *[he twists Mimikyu's "neck".]*

Mimikyu: Ha! That's not my real neck! My neck is down here!

*[Slappy chokes Mimikyu, only for Mimikyu to leap onto his face and twist around]*

Slappy: *[groans and struggles]*

Mimikyu: You don't mess with Mimikyu! Now leave me alone!

Slappy: Why does everybody hate my show? Everybody hates my show! *[in a depressed voice]* I can't even keep a show. I quit. You know what? You wanna show? I retire! Forget you all! *[cries]*

Mimikyu: Gee, I really feel bad for him, I must have broke his spirit! We all broke his spirit! What are we gonna do now?

Lil Cutie: Forget him! He screamed in my face when I asked him to help me with my math homework! But he does seem a little upset, so I guess I'll help him. Hey, Slappy!

Slappy: What? I told you, yoy guys have done nothing for me today! Leave me alone!

Mimikyu: It's not that Slappy. We have changed our minds about your show. We are staying fans.

Slappy: You are?

Mimikyu: Yeah, you're our friend. We can't just dish you out like that.

Slappy: Give me a hug, guys. I'm sorry I was mean to you today.

Mimikyu: Oh, we forgive you. After you give us a five dollar bill each.

Slappy: Five dollar bills each?! Go to the ATM. I might have a surprise for you. And you. You guys get to watching my episodes, or you'll get the backlash smash!

*[end]*