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Attack Episode 197

Los (Nick Limon)

Kevin Pereira

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> "If I'm having a pizza to myself that's a good night, baby! You roll up that pizza, you eat it like a burrito, and you go on with the rest of your life."
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The Attack episode 197 aired on 21 September 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ify Nwadiwe.

Alex showed a clip from this weekend's Game 4 Paul marathon where Kevin promised to shave Corrado's head as a donation incentive. Corrado refused prior to the last episode, so Alex called him out. When he again refused, the three "Los"es (Los, Eddie, and Nick) dragged him to the set, but he gave Alex the slip and replaced himself with a watermelon.

Ify was triggered by people playing online games over 4G.

Ify trapped Corrado with some AARP signup forms, but he gave them the slip again with a steak with a wig on it.

The show was sponsored by Dollar Shave Club. Alex showed off the back hair that he shaves with Dollar Shave Club razors. Ify shaved him with a string trimmer.

Nice Assets featured a video edit by **Jason\_Woot**.

Alex showed a clip from a test shoot the studio did last week where Eddie gave commentary on eSports. Eddie was very sick that day and had a difficult time speaking. The following rambling, incoherent sentence continues to haunt him to this day:

> "I would personally like to have see who the best pro team is right now, but as a little sides tournament I would actually kind of enjoy to see what best country is for CS:GO."
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In particluar, "best pro team" came out more like "bbws protein," which usually what the phrase is called in the community.

The clip was played over and over while being analyzed and mocked by the whole staff. Eddie dabbed and left the set.

TPOTSWIC followed.

Ify stabbed Corrado to death because he confused "shave" with "shank." Corrado got back up and chased Alex around the set. They both ended up covered in clam chowder somehow.

At the close of the show, the bbws protein clip was played over and over again for several minutes before the stream cut.
Attack Episode 171

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> "Oh no! He's squattin'! He's squattin'! He's squattin'! AAAAAAH I'm a little baby boy!"
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The Attack episode 171 aired on 15 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ify Nwadiwe.

Ify began Gettin Ify With It and did so often.

Ify squatted Alex.

In "Corrado's Kitty Co-Op Workout Corner," Corrado showed us how to curl kittens, but accidentally squeezed to hard and crushed one to death.

Just like a CBS news story from The Pile, Alex brought in a knockoff 3D rendered Broke-emon, Charles-zard. A few of his broken pals came by (all voiced by Mike), and Charles-zard had his way with Corrado and made his head explode.

In the first ever Gostalgia segment (here called Nostalgia Gostalgia), Alex and Ify discussed (and played) Contra for NES. Zack Pearlman joined them to discuss TMNT4: Turtles in Time for SNES and Double Dribble for NES. Corrado defended Double Dribble, but it was in vain.

Nice Assets featured videos by **Carlos Apricio** and **JimDeezy**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 239

Corrado Caretto

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> "I'm gonna feel that in my titties until next Tuesday!"
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The Attack episode 239 aired on 8 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin got a gift from a fan: a hat with Diglett Garfield on it!

Joey had not been in the studio for a while, so Alex showed a "Joey block" of videos. Another Pile video featured a kid doing using Minecraft to do a lecture on OCD. Alex made fun of him, but Erin showed one of Alex's early videos, which was exactly like it. Then she did a bunch of pushups for some reason.

Alex started playing with a Portal gun and everyone got some soft serve from the bathroom.

The show was sponsored by Loot Wear.

Tom Cruise (Jeremy Hache) came by the studio and yelled a lot.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **ExposedLive**, who spit on his webcam after a CoD win
* **FakeUniform**, who accidentally jumped off his motorcycle in GTA5 on the freeway, which then got run over by a semi and exploded
* **Elohime**, who punched a deer until it flew away
* **Summit**, who got stream sniped and got a random spear in him

Erin discussed morning wood. TPOTSWIC ensued while the stunt was set up.

Alex and Erin competed in "Risky Business Curling," where they slid down a lubed-up tarp toward a target in their socks and boxers. Tom Cruise officiated.
Attack Episode 211

Titanfall 2 Titans

Nick Limon

Jeremy Hache

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The Attack episode 211 aired on 2 Nov 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sammie Fran Teran.

Alex recreated an explosion from a Pile video involving Mentos, Coke, Nutella, and a condom. Jeremy was killed by the Mentos shrapnel.

Then Alex jumped over a small box and was congratulated by a bunch of dudebros with no sense of personal space.

Nick Limon presented an Attack on Titanfall 2 segment. Then a Titanfall Battle Royale ensued in a bouncy house.

Prior to the show starting Coral fell and broke her nose during the testing for the bouncy house stunt. Footage of this was shown on the following episode.
Attack Episode 141

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> "I'm gonna repeat that tounge action over and over. The ladies are just drip wet from it!" - Alesssandra
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The Attack episode 141 aired on 16 March 2016. It was hosted by Zack Pearlman and Alessandra Torresani. Zack had hijacked the show from Alex while he was at South By Southwest. Los was out too, so KP was on the 1s and 2s.

A special recut all-Zack intro played, and Zack announced some "special Azzack merch" in the store.

A donation incentive of $500 was set to remove an emote and replace it with attkZack.

Alessandra described what was happening on the show in a death metal voice.

Vin-Diesel-mort (Corrado) stopped by after a Harry Potter-themed Pile video, but Zack was completely appalled by the character and took Corrado into "The Caring Corner." He told Corrado that he was worth more than his muscles and Corrado seemed to have a breakthrough until he saw himself in the mirror and embraced his muscles again.

Alessandra objectified herself with sexual food and Zack took her to The Caring Corner, too. She seemed to get the message, but then looked at herself in the mirror and reaffirmed her love of having sex with food.

There was a bit where Zack was supposed to eat a cheese-covered sock, but he refused. Kevin took him to the Careless Corner and berated him. Zack looked in the mirror and decided that he was young and Kevin is old.

TPOTSWIC followed. Alessandra said that if the donation incentive was reached, she would also get a new emoticon and Zack said he'd take a shock. Zack took himself to the Caring Corner and talked to himself via splitscreen. He decided violence is fine.

Zack played clips from his and Alessandra's movie "Wiped Out" (featuring Blythe and Mike) which was suspiciously similar to "Sausage Party," only with anthropomorphic wet wipes. Then he offered to sing a song for each donor, and every one of them was about poo.

Zack closed out the show by taking himself to the Caring Corner to talk about how poorly the show went.
Attack Episode 261

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> "I'm not good at hole jokes."
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The Attack episode 261 aired on 3 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin told car puns. Then their speech and movements got perfectly synced up, which of course they used against each another. Alex's hand ended up in a mousetrap again.

Erin called out Coral for an Attack-themed DK Rap battle!

Alex shot a taco at Eddie with a slingshot for some reason.

The show had planned to do some April Fools jokes, but because there were so many bad ones already they just spoiled them for us instead. Alex and Erin kissed on camera.... sorta. And Kevin definitely didn't quit The Attack... we think?

Sick Footage featured:

* Mr. Baby Proofer
* Surviving the Year 2000
* Staff Infection: Erin's college project simply called "Erin Scene 1"

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **BeastTrollMC**, who got a $500 donation and was super pissed about it
* **P4ntz**, who lost a golf speedrun on the last shot of the game
* **Exbc**, who nearly set themselves on fire in a camping IRL stream

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Erin thanked the money.
Attack Episode 149

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> "Are you trying to say that she kept trying to pull your penis off?"
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The Attack episode 149 aired on 6 April 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Evanne loves horses, but does she *love* horses?

Alex used a vacuum cleaner to find a frisbee in his crotch.

Alex called for a Vidvestigation on a kite surfing Pile video. They also investigated a guy hacking an iPhone and a guy chewing heads into lollipops. This ish was once again bish.

Alex realized that The Attack is in fact the worst show ever and they should just remake that. He shared some of his ideas on how to make the show better. Evanne then shared some of her own. Both included Evanne's boobs being large enough to crush a soda can.

Israeli pop star Gimmel Chevitski (Yaniv's cousin Ben Wengzine) stopped by the studio to play a few songs, but they were all "Wonderwall." The ladies in the studio didn't mind at all.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and more Wonderwall.
Attack Episode 168

Bonesaw the Dumpster Kitten

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> "I forgot you're all kill-yourselfy."
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The Attack episode 168 aired on 8 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Mackenzie Becket.

The show restarted twice before they got rolling. There was a knife in the door for some reason.

Alex announced Games Done Slick, a take-off of Games Done Quick where he and Makenzie would compete in various slippery competitions. The slipperiness was supplied by the Lube Lizard (Mike). Alex won the first competition: Guitar Hero.

Liz was briefly shown bottle-feeding one of the Dumpster Kittens that were found outside the studio the day before.

Alex tried out Pokemon Go for the first time, during which he stabbed and threw a hammer at Yaniv (who probably died), and caused Mike to get run over by a truck driven by Jeremy.

Makenzie left the set to go play Pokemon Go while Alex presented an "Assault on Internet" opinion piece about CS:GO skins trading. Then he apologized for offending anyone while holding a dumpster kitten.

Nice Assets featured a video by **HunterUp**.

TPOTSWIC followed. **Deagil** sent Alex a bunch of business cards and a t-shirt that had his herpes billboard graphic on them.

The show closed out with a Games Done Slick version of Wii Tennis, and Alex swam in lube with the Lube Lizard.
Attack Episode 130

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> "It was like getting stung by a million spicy nacho bees. So that was a miscalculation."
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The Attack episode 130 aired on 12 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex talked about his experience with a sensory deprivation tank.

Alex got hit in the mouth with an egg. Then he egged Evanne's hair for laughing at him. The show was derailed for several minutes until the egg was cleaned up.

Alex announced an emergency AvEPvPHD2k16 competition involving the subjects of (almost) all of the Pile videos that day. They would catch eggs in a basket, bob for nuggets in a tub of barbecue sauce, and put on sweatpants without using their hands.

Corrado carried Alex outside to force feed him energy drinks, Mountain Dew, and some kind of pills to get him ready for the show. Then he dusted him with "makeup" and shot him in the face with Doritos from a leafblower. The Doritos hurt him really badly.

Alex plugged Orbyt Play.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Assassin's Creed won't be returning in 2016
* Sega partnered with Sony for a hybrid live action and animated Sonic movie in 2018

TPOTSWIC followed, and the show closed out with the competition. Yaniv officiated and gave the win to Evanne!
Attack Episode 121

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> Evanne: "Was there a poop episode??"
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> Alex: "Every Friday at 4 o'clock."
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The Attack episode 121 aired on 20 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Evanne was wearing an eye patch because of her grievous injury on the previous episode. She tried to read the teases at the top of the show, but it didn't go so well.

Alex recapped the moment Evanne's eye got shot out and said that it didn't look so bad, but Evanne said to check the other angle that showed a much bloodier scene. Alex said that the crew came to her rescue and called a doctor. The doctor in question wasn't named during the episode, but we later learned his name was Dr. Butts!

Since AvEPvPHD2k16 didn't come to a satisfactory conclusion, Alex challenged Evanne to a paintball pistol duel if there were $500 in donations. It was met very quickly.

Evanne agreed to show everyone her injured eye, and it turns out there was just a googly eye stuck to it!

Yaniv licked poo off of a lightswitch.

In The Rundown, Blythe discussed:

* Ubisoft sending a winner to live in a cave for Farcry Primal (Alex offered worse alternatives)
* Pornhub said the most searched videogame porn of 2015 was Minecraft (Intern Adam simulated Minecraft porn)
* Valve allowing someone to make an expansion to Half Life 2

The show closed out with the paintball pistol duel. Evanne got her revenge by cheating and shooting Alex in the back.
Attack Episode 85

Liz Forkin Kunert

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> "You are very strong! You pushed my little boy body aside like I was a toddler!"
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The Attack episode 85 aired on 28 Sep 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

More hoodlie design submissions were featured.

After showing several horrifying Dora the Explorer fan games, Alex showed some of his own.

Producer Doug and Blythe played Attack Speed Chess at Alex's insistence and were killed for poor play. Then Alex signed off the bit and Full House credits rolled over his smiling face.

Alex shot nerf darts at Doug's dead body.

Milynn and Alex threw cheese at Doug, who layed there dead "like an asshole."

Green Light District featured:

* Painted Fighter
* Dude World
* Super Slime Arena
* Message Quest
* Them's Fightin' Herds
* Escargot Kart
* Elves Adventure

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* Halo 5 had a new commercial teasing the death of Master Chief
* CoD Black Ops 3 won't have single player campaigns for XBox 360 or PS3.
* The Twitchcon Keynote announced new Twitch features

Alex and Liz talked about their Twitchcon experience.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Milynn and Alex switched shirts!
Attack Episode 155

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> "What does that prove?? Why did we do that??"
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The Attack episode 155 aired on 25 May 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The show was sponsored by Soylent, and Evanne demonstrated the benefits of the product (somehow) by firing basketballs at Alex while he was holding groceries.

Alex utterly failed to catch two flying babies. He caught a third one and then punted it in celebration. It turns out it was OK because all the babies were baby Hitler!

Evanne took another opportunity to plug Soylent, and demonstrated its superiority through a competition with Alex. She drank a Soylent while he ate spaghetti with his hands, and both had to play Bop It. Alex of course lost the rigged competition and was shocked for his failure.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Fallout 4 hackers found a file in the game suggesting the new DLC will be called Nuka World and take place in an amusement park
* Google working with IMAX to create a VR camera
* Oculus released a DRM patch intended to make hacking it harder, but it instead made it far easier

TPOTSWIC was had by all, supplied by Hairy Henry. They also played a clip from What's News.

Evanne closed out the show with another Soylent demonstration. This time Alex had to run on a treadmill while "eating breakfast." He probably died.
Attack Episode 144

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> "That's not the first time she's killed my child!"
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The Attack episode 144 aired on 25 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Evanne was wearing an AvEPvPHD2k16 Champion shirt that a fan sent in. Steltek also sent in electrode gel to help protect the hosts' skin when shocked.

Alex skinny-shamed Evanne.

HayliNic subscribed to the channel and raided the show!

Alex made a machine that intercepts telemarketers and insults them. It worked for one call, but then it rejected a call from a talent agent who got so cheesed off that he sent Jerry (Corrado) to rough him up. Then it took a call from his grandma, who then died of buttcheekitis.

Alex fat-shamed some people in a Pile video.

Alex shot Yaniv dead with a paintball gun. Alex called Dr. Butts to revive him, but he didn't come. Then they played a clip of his death in Episode 139. Evanne had a vision of Dr. Butts which said "On the third day, he will rise."

Alex took Evanne on a date and they both wore "hammer hands." They colored (non-boiled) Easter eggs, drank wine, and ate spaghetti with their hammer hands. Alex called an end to the date when Evanne "finished her salad," which involved pulverizing a cucumber and an eggplant.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* YouTube working on a Periscope competitor called YouTube Connect
* A Blu-Ray version of The Force Awakens showed up on torrent sites
* Microsoft's TayTweets AI turned into a racist within a day
* Sony bringing IPs to mobile devices
* An NX controller picture leaked

Alex showed edits by **LoafOfHamm,** **Skataneric**, **JesTr82**, and a few others. He also submissions to the KevCap edit contest and announced **Hunter** as the winner!

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 134

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The Attack episode 134 aired on 26 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Kevin's parents, Elder and Barbara Pereira, visited the set and joined them for the entire show! Barbara and Corrado shared a moment.

Alex and Evanne asked questions of Kevin about his parents for 100 seconds and it was fantastically embarrassing for all.

Alex revealed that he doesn't actually write any of his own jokes and that he lip syncs every show. He solicited jokes from Elder and he provided some very inappropriate ones.

Another round of 100 seconds ensued, this time asking questions of KP's parents about him. It came out that Kevin was conceived in a sex motel hot tub!

In a "Can Corrado Crush It" segment, Corrado broke supposedly "unbreakable" things, including an Ikea Poang chair. Then he went to Barbara for consolation because Kevin is mean to him.

Alex showed video from before the show of KP's parents playing VR games for the first time. Elder picked up an uzi in-game and said "Uzi does it," which is now a famous phrase in Attack fandom. Then they watched VR porn!

   In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed the top 5 sexiest indie games

* Realistic Kissing Simulator
* How Do You Do It?
* Plug & Play
* Sexy Exorcist
* Cold Wave

Alex recounted a game of Catchphrase that happened last weekend where Intern Joey accused Evanne of cheating. To settle the score, the show closed out and transitioned to an hour-long game of "Extreme Catchphrase" with shock collars on Evanne and Joey, who served as team captains.
Attack Episode 158

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> "I made a bit of a mess."
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The Attack episode 158 aired in 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex played a video of a man drinking beer, hopping on a pogo stick, and shooting a shotgun all at the same time. Alex and Evanne then engaged in Pogo Kombat.

Alex showed several Overwatch Play of the Game meme videos, despite Evanne's protesting that they weren't funny. Alex tried to kill the bit, but the bit refused to die. It turned out Los was pulling the strings.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* France considering legislation to combat sexism in games
* Blizzard banned over 1500 players from Overwatch for hacking

Nice Assets featured a Need for Speed Attack car by **Shmandrew** and a video by **JesTr82**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC pulled from Twitch chat!
Attack Episode 245

Dank Beetz with Yaniv

Mayron Baptista

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> "You don't have to talk to me like that mom! Don't call me 'Alexander!'"
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The Attack episode 245 aired on 24 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Eddie ordered some Carl's Jr. from a trash can and got it.

Erin and Alex played with a website that takes any shape you draw and tries to turn it into a cat.

Then they competed to see who could get banned from Club Penguin the fastest, but with a twist... the directions say to enter your parents' email address, so they sent the activation emails to their moms and then called them to have them activate the accounts. Both moms failed to do so and it was adorable. Alex's mom called him "Alexander."

Yaniv presented a music segment called "Dank Beetz" where he and Alex played Soundcloud music and the viewers voted on who had the dankest beetz. Yaniv also had actual beets. There was also a special guest judge... Negative Nelly from Coral's Hip Hop Minute! Yaniv won, because of course he did.

The show was sponsored by Blue Apron.

In Into the Amazone, Alex and Erin reviewed Undies for Two and simulated going out on a date while wearing them to test them. They intended to test a pasta twirler but it didn't arrive in time for the show, so they improvised one with a plastic fork and a drill. A hair-pulling spring was also tested on Alex, Erin, and Mayron.

Streams of the Week featured:

* A Russian kid that was clearly too young to be on Twitch and had a foul mouth
* **ThatMustachio**, who got his beard pulled really hard during a pirate-themed stream
* **SirActionSlacks**, who had to interview an eSports competitor that wouldn't say anything.
* **AndyMilonakis**, who snapped a selfie with a fan but had the camera zoomed in so far that he wasn't in the picture at all

In a Hey, Thanks segment, they thanked:

* **Mailman2113** for an SDI/HDMI converter box
* an unnamed patron who bought Codenames Pictures for LDIOTT
* **XMellow**, for COFFEE!!!!

Dynfeld made an unscheduled appearance. Then TPOTSWIC ensued. The show closed out with Alex doing an IRL mobile stream until he was jumped by some Tarantino-style thugs and murdered.
Attack Episode 180

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> "They called me old chest testes in high school."
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The Attack episode 180 aired on 29 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Mackenzie Becket.

Alex was again puttin' in work in a brand new shirt but Mackenzie stole his thunder with better moves.

Coral was seated at a desk on the side of the set so she could read out comments from the Discord. She was also there as a constant reminder that they were very close to having enough subs to create a Coral emote!

Alex showed some of Mackenzie's snapchat story and she talked about her roommate and the tent in their apartment.

A "very attractive woman" (Mike) came by the set and caused a scene with Alex. She pretended to faint so she could get him in trouble, and when he bent over to check to see if she was still breathing she kissed him. Alex took Mike back behind the set to "discipline" him for failing to kiss him properly. He came back out to finish the job (This episode is known amongst the Attack Community as the "Mikaela" episode).

Alex showed Mackenzie the "end the show button" that came with the studio, but he said they'd never pressed it before. Mackenzie talked him into pressing the button, and Alex looked around the studio and saw the staff frolicking and enjoying their time off. He had an epiphany about what was really important in life, but then a donation came in and the staff had to kick him in the balls. It turned out it was all a vision and when he snapped out of it he got rid of the button.

The show was sponsored by Glyph external hard drives. Alex tested the speed of a Glyph hard drive transferring 6GB of data versus the speed of Eddie drinking and entire gallon of milk. Or rather he would have, but the laptop they were copying to died in the middle of the bit.

Nice Assets featured a Ninja Gaiden edit by **HunterUp** and a Justin Bieber edit by **jason\_woot**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 210

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The Attack episode 210 aired on 31 Oct 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin competed in a sexy costume contest. Alex opened with "Sexy Harambe," and Erin didn't seem to get the concept with her "Harvey Quinn" outfit mixing Harley Quinn and Steve Harvey.

The crew showed off their favorite Vines since Vine announced it was closing.

Round 2 of the costume contest saw Alex dress as "Sexy Corrado" with Dad Shoes and cutoff shorts. Erin countered with "Bayonetta after she got out of a bad relationship."

The success of ASSFLAP 2.0 was celebrated.

Erin got Round 3 of the costume contest right with a Slave Leia outfit. Alex was embarrassed because he also dressed as Slave Leia.
Attack Episode 89

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The Attack episode 89 aired in 7 October 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

Alex threw a piece of wood off screen and knocked a drunk guy out.

Then he made an off-hand comment about wearing black lipstick like Milynn and Los put up a $300 "Goth Alex" donation incentive bar. It was quickly met.

Alex gave a trophy to a bad Ghanese movie trailer and threw it off screen, knocking out the drunk guy. Then he punted a baby off screen and knocked the drunk guy out again.

Milynn put blush on Alex for donations. Then Los changed the bar to "Alex Eyeshadow Fund" at $750. Someone produced a green dress for Alex....

Green Light District featured:

* Dirty Fighter (Milynn did a high kick!)
* Continue
* Last Stand
* Super Rock Blasters
* Training Cube
* Anxiety Attacks
* Libra of the Vampire Princess

In The Rundown, Liz presented:

* the new Surface Book, and XBox bundles, and the introduction of the HoloLens
* Halo 5 Forge mode will be added after release

The eyeshadow bar was filled and changed to "Alex Dress Fund" at $1000. It was met almost immediately, and the donation that put it over was $100 from Steltek, who commented "So can we start calling Alex, Alexis?" This episode is now infamously called "The Alexis episode" within the Community.

TPOTSWIC was started early because Alex was genuinely unhappy about the dress situation. They streambombed **WillowMVP**.
Attack Episode 288

Princess Hotdog

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> "You hit him right in the intern! Now he probably has internal bleeding!"
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The Attack episode 288 aired on 11 August 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin took a hard stance against pronouncing "picture" the same as "pitcher."

After a few Pile videos of a guy doing really bad impressions of a chef and of Lucio from Overwatch among others, Chef Mike (Josh) stopped by the set sounded just like the impression. Then the real life voice of Lucio Jonny Cruz came by and read some "new lines" from Overwatch that sounded just like the video! Alex tackled him for being so bad, which is apparently a thing he does to Overwatch voice actors all the time.

During a Twitch-only segment, Erin did an impression of Charles Manson.

The Winner of the Web was the subreddit r/RoastMe. Alex and Erin had previously submitted pictures to the subreddit. The most creative (and safe for work) roasts were read while their "hype-men" cheered them on: Negative Nelly for Erin and Princess Hotdog for Alex! Neggy-Nelly was a *bit* more enthusiastic than Princess Hotdog, however.

During another Twitch-only segment, Erin told a joke and then laughed so hard at herself that she collapsed on the floor.

In the Attack's Future Medieval Tournament of Modern-Day Olden-Time Heroes, Alex and Erin competed in three challenges. The first was guzzling energy drinks (which were brought out by a visibly-injured Alan). Alex won, despite dumping most of it down his shirt and ruining his mic.

There were BTS shenanigans while Alex's mic was fixed and he and Erin shot some pickups. Coral was running the BTS cam and it kept breaking and turning to the side in a hilarious manner.

The next challenge was axe throwing. Instead of axes, sticks of "Acks" deodorant were thrown at Alan. Erin did the most damage and won the challenge.

Attack Classics featured Two Truths and a Die from Episode 212 and Dognald J. Trump's Indoguration speech.

The final challenge was Hoverboard Jousting! Alex and Erin suited up in sumo suits and rode hoverboards, jousting with boxing gloves attached to pool noodles. Erin unhorsed Alex twice to become the winner of the challenge, and of the whole tournament!

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 83

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> "I can't stop thinking about all the cereal that's sitting in your crotch!"
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The Attack episode 83 aired on 21 Sep 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

The show was sponsored by Cottonhood and Alex did a sexy dance for Milynn in a Cottonhood hoodie. It was not well-received.

Alex showed footage from the previous Let's Play stream where Los beat a Mario Maker level that only 2 people had beaten previously.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch apparently made a "selfie spoon" and Alex made his own versions.

   Alex showed a video of dudes obsessed with washing machines and cut a horror movie trailer out of it.

Green Light District featured:

* Curvatron
* Sakura Beach 2
* Chill the Piro
* Kid's Corner 2015
* Traffic Jam Simulator 2016
* Unbox
* Zombie Apocalypse

Alex and Milynn had a whipped cream fight for donations!

In The Rundown, Liz discussed:

* A parental control Android app that is mandatory in South Korea and is very insecure.
* Zelda Hyrule Warriors Legends had limited 3D capability on the old 3DS.
* Amazon Fire Gaming Edition

The show ended with TPOTSWIC and another whipped cream fight!
Attack Episode 162

Chicken Birthday

Herpes Billboard footage

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The Attack Episode 162 aired on 22 June 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

This episode was Evanne's final appearance as cohost.

Since the crew now sat in the fancy new Whisper Room, the fans didn't get to see them as much as before. Alex strapped a camera to Los' head to remedy the problem, but it mostly just captured him eating meatball subs. Oh and killing Joey.

Alex introduced Evanne to the world of "potato pastimes" by playing Mash Mash Revolution with her (DDR with mashed potatoes on the dance pads). The Gravy Gremlin (Mike) appeared and gravied the mats as an extra challenge. Evanne won because Alex is bad at games, but she forfeited rather than have to touch the Gravy Gremlin to be declared the winner.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne presented:

* Mighty No. 9 was finally released after being Kickstarted in 2013, and was terrible. The dev said "It's still better than nothing."
* Elon Musk's OpenAI is developing a robot to do all of your chores
* Local Motors is 3D printing self-driving busses.
* Sony will give Hideo Kojima total creative control of his new game

Alex exercised his total creative control over The Attack and gave a chicken a birthday party. Really.

Nice Assets featured work by Danitarhash and jason\_woot.

TPOTSWIC followed (with helium voices from the chicken's birthday baloons).

In Hey, Thanks, they thanked the new subscribers, and **Deagil** and **Jedinixon** for donating money.

Alex unveiled the new digital Wall of Shame for Gamewisp patrons. This new one would display on the TVs in the background of the set during each show!

Alex did a field package from the herpes billboard from last week!

Evanne announced that she would be gone for the next two weeks and said goodbye. Her hiatus turned out to be permanent. :( *For more on Evanne's departure, see her page.*

Alex announced the first episode of Let's Do It On The Table was happening on the following day. **Deagil** donated to have Alex wrestle the Gravy Gremlin, which he did to close out the show.
Attack Episode 125

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> "You just deep-throated that banana!"
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The Attack episode 125 aired on 1 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex talked about the Let's Play over the weekend where he got control of Evanne's Twitter account and sent Troy Baker a DM that read "gRAPES R wEIRD, rIGHT?" Video of this is here!

A lawyer for the Fine Brothers (Kevin) stopped by the set to fine people for reacting to anything, seeing how the Fine Brothers now owned the copyright on the word "react." He was also eating lots of saltines for some reason. He yelled at Alex and Evanne for several minutes, but they could really only understand a handful of the words he said. He would continue to interrupt the show several times.

Afterward, a banana (voiced by Corrado) interrupted the show and caused a scene, then hit on Evanne until she ate him.

Liz tried to cram as many marshmallows in her mouth as she could in 10 seconds, but she choked on them and died. The Blythe tried to blow out a candle with pantyhose pulled over her face, but she suffocated and died. Los also appeared to be dead, but turned out to be fine. Then he was fined. Corrado insisted the bit end the way it was scripted and brought out the banana again. Luckily, that's not a euphemism.

Evanne was describing what she thought sex was, but the stream went down and cut her off.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed the fact that Team Fortress 2 was finally getting an update, kinda. They intended to talk about other things, but the show was totally off the rails and the segment was scrapped.

Kevin got out of character and joined Alex and Evanne for TPOTSWIC. The show simply flat-out refused to end for a solid hour. Kevin commanded everyone to sub and it worked! "I COMMAND YOU TO SUB!" has since become an oft-repeated phrase in Twitch chat.
Attack Episode 98

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> "The Attack: Not Too Shabby!"
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The Attack episode 98 aired in 2 November 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

Alex discussed the Twitch Bob Ross channel, and claimed that Bob Ross stole their idea. Then he cut to Knob Ross (Alex) painting a picture and having a mental breakdown concerning his ex-wife.

Alex showed videos of people using cats as sleep aids. Then he showed a woman drinking her own urine, and Milynn couldn't handle it.

Knob Ross painted another masterpiece, and had another bad experience.

Alex showed several terrible Halloween costumes that, despite their badness, were still better than Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5.

Alex discussed the 10-hour Halo 5 marathon stream the channel did the past Thursday.

Alex called Blythe "Liz" and she made the best face ever.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Fallout 4 videos released to pastebin
* Arkham Knight rerelease is still glitchy and devs are offering refunds

At this point Alex broke Milynn's finger by slamming a bottle down on it.

#### In Depth

* Sony will begin developing games for PS Vita again within a year
* Chrome OS will not be merging with Android
* The new Fallout 4 videos
* Sega's mobile division COO has said that they want Sonic not to suck anymore

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and Knob Ross shot himself. They streambombed **AxelHunter**.
Attack Episode 9

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The Attack episode 9 aired on March 6, 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

A "field package" from the Game Developers Conference was played. It was totally real and not Kevin and Alex standing in the studio in front of a green screen at all.

They ate a gross concoction of stoner foods for subscribers called Dewritos Slim Taco 420 No Scope MLG Spaghetti-Otaku Pockets.
Attack Episode 127

Blythe Wiedemann

Yaniv Fituci

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> Alex: "I wanna get you a stripper for your birthday!"
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> Eddie: "Is it Evanne? Isn't that her side job?"
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The Attack episode 127 aired on 5 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

It was Eddie's birthday, and Alex teased that he wanted to buy Eddie a stripper! The donation incentive was set! Eddie was less than pleased with the arrangement, but money flew in.

After a Pile video that showed a kid falling through a roof while trying to do parkour, Alex had a panel of judges score his performance. He got mostly zeroes, but the construction worker judge (Corrado) gave him a 10. Then he clarified his sign to "Is he under 10?" and gave Eddie a creepy lapdance until he pulled out his ID.

Eddie slapped Alex.

Liz and Blythe were utterly unimpressed by Alex's puns, and he asked them to "please clap" like Jeb Bush.

Alex made a makeup robot in the style of Simone Giertz that was totally not Corrado holding a clamp. The robot smeared lipstick all over Eddie's face. Then Eddie put Alex in a headlock and smeared him with lipstick.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* The new Doom trailer said it comes out May 13
* Overwatch closed beta comes back Feb 9
* Time Warner Cable trying to acquire 25% of Hulu so they can remove next-day content

TPOTSWIC followed, and Eddie was blindfolded. His stripper arrived... his *male* stripper! Eddie protested so much that they let him off the hook, and then Yaniv and Eddie forced Alex to receive the lap dance instead!
Attack Episode 40

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The Attack episode 40 aired on 5 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Jeff Cannata. A new set was used, which was the basis of the set for the rest of the show's time in the first studio. This episode was also the first to end the pre-show countdown with the song "Mobbin" by Grandtheft, which would become tradition. ("Goat Time!")

Prior to the show, there was a giveaway stream called "Twitch Plays Interns" with Liz, Blythe, and Eddie. During that stream, Blythe was told to "hug Greg Grunberg" but misunderstood it as "hump Greg Grunberg."

Alex made his own gaming mouse called the Finger Blaster 9000 Titan XSL Ruby Edition.
Attack Episode 64

Liz Forkin Kunert

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The Attack episode 64 aired on 31 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Malik Forte.

Alex showed his "completely original" video from 1989 (which is before he was born), where all the noises from Super Mario Land were replaced with Tim Allen grunts.

Then he filled a condom with water and flung it offscreen, where it apparently hit its target.

Sony "sent" the show a new very-high-ISO camera and it was used to see what members of the staff were up to in the darkened studio. Eddie and Los looked like they were up to no good until the camera showed otherwise. Liz's true form was revealed (it was Eddie dressed as Liz).

Malik and Alex played "Shuck My Mouth" until it set off Kevin's new "dick joke alarm." Rightly.

Liz presented The Rundown and discussed:

* Rocket League free DLC announced
* Playstation Plus members will get to vote on their free monthly game (this sparked discussion of pay-to-play games)
* Some Wii U exclusive games will be released for other consoles
* Famous hacker Maxbox streamed himself hacking TF2 on Youtube until he got counterhacked
* Star Wars Battlefront adding team deathmatch
* Samsung releasing a new monitor that has a wireless phone charger

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 236

Heelys Death Jump

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> "You ate shit real quick!"
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The Attack episode 236 aired on 1 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin discussed fingering technique and what chairs would look like if your knees bent the other way.

Conan the Barbarian (Corrado) stopped by the studio and couldn't seem to cover his giant dongus.

Alex and Erin tested real heely shoes versus cheap strap-on wheels.

Alex did a field package from a skate park showing off his sweet heely tricks, and then announced the Heelys Death Jump donation incentive. At $200, he would be towed by a car while wearing heelys and ramp over a kiddie pool. At $800, the pool would be filled with pudding. At $1100 the pool would contain Joey and a bunch of marinara sauce. At $1500, Joey would also be shocked with a shock collar. All incentives were met.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **CalebHart42**, who broke his controller in a rage
* **Niko**, a kid who poured Soylent on his head and danced around. We're pretty sure he was banned from Twitch by the time this aired
* **BrockTheRock**, a kid who got very emotional when he made his first dollar on stream.
* Some **Esports casters**, who engaged a bit of slapass.

Alex and Erin gave a heartfelt prepared statement on the importance of tolerance while slapping each other on the ass for support.

They moved on to TPOTSWIC while the stunt was set up. The stream ended with a very unsuccessful Heely Death Jump and a very angry Joey. Erin led a dance party on camera during the credit roll.
Attack Episode 111

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> "You know how many 24-hour Fitnesses I've been kicked out of?!?"
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The Attack episode 111 aired on 9 December 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Hayli Metter.

Alex showed off videos demostrating his horrible aim, which always seemed to ruin Yaniv's Jenga games. Also it killed Yaniv.

Inspired by a Pile video, Alex tried to run the show from voice commands instead of a mouse. It malfunctioned and revealed Alex's obsession with Ricky Martin to everyone. Alex violently smashed the computer.

Green Light District featured:

* Let's Player Simulator
* Ruckus Ridge
* Kitten Rampage
* Marball Rampage
* Who's Your Daddy (Including a Let's Play!)

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Playstation Plus Free Weekend
* Phil Spencer said he'd be happy to see Nintendo games on the Xbox
* Elder Scrolls Online Free Weekend
* New Mario Maker level that lets Mario drive a Mercedes

#### In Depth

* Vive delayed, releasing April 2016
* iPhone battery case
* ManVsGame steamed to announce he'd been doing speed and wanted to quit.
* Counter Strike huge update

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 137

Corrado Caretto

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> "I've paid for everything the past five years! Except USC and my insurance...."
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The Attack episode 137 aired on 4 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

After a few Pile videos, Alex announced the Attack Ultimate Ninja Mercenary Challenge between Corrado and him. There was a donation incentive of $500 to add shock collar punishments during the challenge.

Joey was forced to watch NBC shows in VR until his eyes bled.

The donation incentive was met and Kevin appeared so he could add another $200 to the incentive to add the tennis ball cannon to the challenge. Corrado and Alex protested, but it was of course in vain. That was quickly met and the incentive rose to $1500 to catch a paintball with chopsticks!

Kevin also briefly mentioned that they would be losing their studio space at the end of the month. This was later extended to the second week of April.
Alex threw a hamburger at Corrado and a bible at Blythe. Evanne threw a meatball into Yaniv's mouth, but he choked on it and died. Dr. Butts arrived to help, but was only there to help resuscitate the meatball! Sadly the meatball could not be saved.

The show was sponsored by Eaglemoss action figure subscription service. Alex made action figures of himself and Evanne. Evanne's was pregnant and featured "water-breaking action!"
In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne gave a list of the four most infuriatingly-difficult indie games:

* #4: Super Meat Boy
* $3: Idarb
* $2: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
* #1: QWOP

The Ninja Mercenary challenge began! They simulated Fruit Ninja by cutting fruit with a katana (and were shocked when they failed). Then they tried to catch tennis balls from the cannon and were hit with a kendo stick when they failed. Last, they tried to catch a paintball with chopsticks, which ended exactly like you'd expect.
Attack Episode 254

Dynfeld hosts!

Coral's Rose Ceremony

Steeb the Weeb

Gaming Jeo-parody

Ice cream waterboarding

Jason Spence

Nick Limon

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> "Your chest is an example of what's wrong with this place."
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The Attack episode 254 aired on 17 March 2017. It was hosted by Erin Steeby. The rest of the staff took turns sharing hosting duties and presenting segments. Alex was at South by Southwest along with Kevin, Yaniv, Corrado, and Jake, so the rest of the staff put on the show without them!

Erin mentioned they'd hijacked the show, and Dynfeld perked up at the mention of the word "hijacked."

Joey assisted Erin in hosting The Pile. She tried to cut his tie into a skinny tie to resemble Alex's ties, but the scissors were no match for it. Erin and Joey told terrible jokes, and the rest of the crew imitated Joey's laugh to make him feel more appreciated.

Joey revealed that he really loves ice cream and that he writes ice cream bits into the show just so that there will be some around. Then he also revealed that he used the emergency credit card Yaniv left them to rent an ice cream machine. He said he'd always wanted to lay under one while someone pulled the handle. Erin obliged, but went way overboard.

In the spirit of Kevin just volunteering people for things, Joey put up a strawpoll to see who else in the studio would get an ice-cream waterboarding. Dynfeld again perked up at the mention of "waterboarding" and offered to help host the show! He showed a video and made some questionable comments, in his inimitable style.

Dynfeld tried to play another video, but found that it had been replaced with a clip from The Bachelor. Coral was unmasked as the culprit. She stormed the set, saying that if Joey got a soft serve machine then she should get time to talk about trashy reality TV. She proceeded to drop 90 seconds of rapid-fire Bachelor analysis.

Erin tearfully broke up with Coral and professed her love for Jason because she just loves the way he explains things.

Jason explained St. Patrick's Day.

The show was sponsored by Creature Quest, and Erin turned into a wizard during the read.

Erin and Nick presented the first Steeb the Weeb segment where they both weeb'd out, hard. Nick put on a Harajuku goth girl dress and looked kawaii af.

Erin and Nick disagreed as to which of them had more knowledge of Japanese culture, and then about who knew more about games, so Joey solved the dispute with Jeo-parody! Nick and Erin competed, as did the "10-year defending champion" Lostradamus (Los). Erin won (to the surprise of all involved).

A special all-play TPOTSWIC followed. The results of the strawpoll were revealed, and Coral was the top vote-getter! She fervently declined to participate, so Erin took her place and got ice-cream-boarded to close out the show.
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> "You son of a bitch bastard!" - Anthony Carboni
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The Attack episode 30 aired on 14 May 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anthony Carboni.

Los was not in the studio that day, leading to lots of technical problems and hilarity.

Anthony wore a shirt that said "Horse to meet you," which became a catchphrase for the show going forward.

The stunt at the end of the show involved Alex and Yaniv doing exercises along to a Super Mario Brothers game while wearing gas cans on their heads that Liz and Blythe were spraying milk into.

No, it didn't make any more sense in context.

Also, Alex spent the whole episode eating a bowl full of Lucky Charms marshmallows and O'Douls.
Attack Episode 242

Blake Anderson

Jason Spence

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*The VOD of this episode is unreleased.*

> Alex: "That'll puncture a titty I think."
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The Attack episode 242 aired on 15 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Intern Chase's ridiculous tounge made another appearance.

Alex listed the top 5 video game aliens he would like to have sex with.

Yaniv's affinity for VR porn and using VR to get women were discussed.

Nick and Joey competed to see who could shotgun a Diet Coke the fastest, since Nick was bragging about his shotgunning abilities following the previous episode. Not only did Joey win, but Nick didn't even know to open the top of the can.

A promo for the Type Racers competition on the next episode was shown.

Alex interviewed the band Wavves, and then they and rapper Antwon competed in the "Wavves Wave Challenge." They fired the tennis ball cannon, a sweet Nerf gun, and a "sub"-machine gun loaded with a meatball sub at members of the crew as they advanced at them.

The show segued into a 2v2 GTA5 match with Wavves vs. Antwon and Blake Anderson.