Quest list

* q1: Meet the Gang
* q2: Rat Season!
* q3: Criter grindin
* q4: Flowers for a Princess
* q5: Dutey of a novice
* q6: A Damsel in Distress
* q7: How about a quest
* q8: Daily Copper
* q9: Time for an upgrade
* q10: Forest frolicking
* q11: Potion Ingredients
* q12: Love is Brewing
* q13: Hangover-Cure-Delux
* q14: Investigate the gravejard
* q15: Don't Mind Me
* q16: Debt Collector
* q17: A game of Something?
* q18: Weed Whacker!
* q19: Clean the bath
* q20: Fetch my book
* q21: Fetch my book p2
* q22: Meta
* q23: Hunter of the Red
* q24: Donations accepted
* q25: Another damsel in distress
* q26: Money does buy everything
* q27: Cleenup Crew
* q28: Time is a relative
* Extra: Ass you klick on stuff at the bath house, you releas a soul of a friend that was cept, you gain as quest to first find a new container, and then travel to a "hell" gate to extract the soul back (through combat with it)
* if you look under your bed at your room, it you can select to look under it, if you do you face a monster (drawn by oscar?) Chathulu??

## Paladins

* Meet the Gang (Introduction quest, start equipment)
* Criter grinding ()
* Advance training Needed (To train in specialty after achieving lvl 10)
* Hunting for Rats (R.O.U.S) ( Slay a giant rat )

## Princess

* Flowers for a Princess (introduction quest, to get permission to enter forest)
* A Damsel in Distress (free the princess)
* Dark Diplomacy (free the princess)
* Dutey of a novice (refill all the chests in the dungeon)
* Third time's the Charm (free the princess)

## Graystones

* How about a quest (Collect Ore)
* Daily Copper (Collect iron bars)
* Time for an upgrade (Collect metal, gain special armor, lvl 10?)

## Macro

* Forest frolicking (collect flowers)
* Potion Ingredients (kill random creatures, is not then actuall used becourse they are gross.)
* Love is Brewing (love potion for the princess, turns disasterous)
* Hangover-Cure-Delux (Collect ingredients to help the city guards with their hangover so they can guard the princes properly.)

## Stabby

* Investigate the gravejard (stop some grave robbers,,,, So stabby don't have any competition.)
* Don't mind me (You have to look after the store as she suddenly leave for a while)
* Debt collector (Pay some debt collectors)
* Play minigame to pass time (if you say no you still get experience, this is an RPG after all.)

## Healbott

* Pick weed in the back yard (which is just clicking on things. Pointless)
* Meta (Helbot ask you to play RPG with her and some other adventurers)
* Clean the bath (The gathered dirt from adventurers have taken life and now attacks.)
* Fetch my book (Simpel quest that turns ridiculey complicated, like one borrowed it, droped in a dungeon, a monster ate it, then etc.)
* Fetch my other book, (overly simplified, just go and fetch the book.)

## Other

* Time is a relative (You meet yourself (if you defeat yourself you get your future gear)
* Hunter of the Red (dot) (Quest for the maid)
* Another damsel in distress (You equip the princess dress and gets kidnapped)

```
 c "There you go, you can have it!"
 y "Is this not your skirt princess, I cannot take this."
 c "No, that's the old one"
 y "old one?"
 c "Can you not see I changed it?"
 y "Eee... Of course princess, totally different."
 "No change at all."
 +(You gain princess dress (old))

```

* Have to rebuild the dungeon that some other adventrureras trashed (thinking it was a even dungeon.)
* Donations accepted (group of trolls or other mobs ask for donations to help them move to less hero crowded places, you can then help if you wish it to gather money from the other adventurer.)
* Money does buy everything (A Dungeon has been built by a rich guy who did not know what to do with it, fighting through his dungeon you meet him in the end, he regrets nothing.

(quotes)
"Its so generic that even an anime would use it nowdays."

"He was nice"
"Yea, to bad he probably will die?"
"Huh? What makes you say that?"
(rid skrit, eddard stark)

As you fall into a trap, you find down there a od thing that shouts, "IT'S A TRAP!"
Your comeback
"Ain't It a little to late for that?"

"Wait, why would you need to slay houndread boars to find five boar harts?"
"Apparently not all of them comes with one equipped."

"So, another one of the odd crews would be a six man party who ventured on epic quest, destroying the queen of changelings, defeating the god of chaos and even manage to travel to other whorlds I hear, what makes them the most weird though is that they fight with the magic of friendship."

"One of my favorits of odd partys are a group of classical four, two mages which both was mental cases, a rouge that stole anything he could tuch and then some. And a worrior dumber then physicly possible to still be breating. Their biggest twist was that they actually was the bad gys who lonely got the job course one was stupid and the others bored. In the end they inadvertaly saved the world from being destroyed to everyones disdain."

"I belive in magic, and that still made no sence"

"Some say your not a real adventurer until you have burnt down a tavern. If I ever see you try I will have you severily punished!"

"Even with just one power, if you master it you will become a god amongst mortals."

"An important thing to do when having a berserker in your party is to learn not to stand to close as this game support's friendly fire."
"Huh?"
"Just stay clear of the crasy person in the party."
"Then what are they doing there in the first place?"

"The quality of a party is measured by looking at their adversaries."

"Why does he carry all thoues wepons that he cannot even use? They still give him stats I hear."
"That would explain why he has multiple hats on at the same time I guess."

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OtheR::
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Bewear any old person who has the profesion known to where people die young.

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## Paladins

* Meet the Gang (Introduction quest, start equipment)
* Advance training Needed (To train in specialty after achieving lvl 10)
* Hunting for Rats (R.O.U.S) ( Slay a giant rat )

## Princess

* Flowers for a Princess (introduction quest, to get permission to enter forest)
* A Damsel in Distress (free the princess)
* Dark Diplomacy (free the princess)
* Dutey of a novice (refill all the chests in the dungeon)
* Third time's the Charm (free the princess)

## Graystones

* How about a quest (Collect Ore)
* Daily Copper (Collect iron bars)
* Time for an upgrade (Collect metal, gain special armor, lvl 10?)

## Macro

* Forest frolicking (collect flowers)
* Love is Brewing (love potion for the princess)

## Stabby

* Investigate the
* Don't mind me (You have to look after the store as she suddenly leave for a while)
* Debt collector (Pay some debt collectors)

## Healbott

* Meta (Helbot ask you to play RPG with her and some other adventurers)

## Other

* Time is a relative (You meet yourself (if you defeat yourself you get your future gear)
* Hunter of the Red (dot) (Quest for the maid)
* Another damsel in distress (You equip the princess dress and gets kidnapped)

```
 c "There you go, you can have it!"
 y "Is this not your skirt princess, I cannot take this."
 c "No, that's the old one"
 y "old one?"
 c "Can you not see I changed it?"
 y "Eee... Of course princess, totally different."
 "No change at all."
 +(You gain princess dress (old))

```

* Have to rebuild the dungeon that some other adventrureras trashed (thinking it was a even dungeon.)
* Donations accepted (group of trolls or other mobs ask for donations to help them move to less hero crowded places, you can then help if you wish it to gather money from the other adventurer.)
* Met me at this location ( A note is sent to your room where it ask of you to meet the sender at a randevou, this is inside a dungeon that you have to clear, only to turn out it was a love leter sent to the wrong room.)
* Roses are red, souls are blue (A deamon wizard is locked up and can be freed at a dungeon. He ask for water and other things to get released and you gain wishes granted for doing so. If fully restored, he will bring doom upon all?)

(quotes)
"Its so generic that even an anime would use it nowdays."

"He was nice"
"Yea, to bad he probably will die?"
"Huh? What makes you say that?"
(rid skrit, eddard stark)

Cursed objects a plenty

"Wait, why would you need to slay houndread boars to find five boar harts?"
"Apparently not all of them comes with one equipped."

"I belive in magic, and that still made no sence"

"Some say your not a real adventurer úntill you have burnt down a tavern. If I ever see you try I will have you severily punished!"

"Even with just one power, if you master it you will become a god amongst mortals."

"The quality of a party is measured by looking at their adversaries."

The game suddenly turns into a black screen, text based game only.
When you talk with paladin later they wave it away as an old unpatched bugg.

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/437037-tg

OtheR::
http://looneydm.blogspot.com/2012\_02\_01\_archive.html
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https://www.pinterest.com/chanaeautumn/dungeons-and-dragons/
Bewear any old person who has the profesion known to where people die young.

https://www.pinterest.com/qhansen11/d-and-d/

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Add feature that times respons, if you are late they comment that.

Neromancer that resurekt people due to fealing alone

A: "look at me, now my horse, now back to me"

"Why do female armor not have covering?"
"It's a rule of the god of pervertedness, gives grate protection and stuff, but you need high bravery stats to work that."

"Just becourse the game have a jump button, there is no reason to spamm it"

"I Prefered the god old days, then if there was anything of interest or interactive part it had this odd chade unlike the rest of it's surdounding, much easier to spot then it is today."

"I wonder, why do they call it friendly fire, when it is anything but."

"If you fall in any plotholes, write /stuck and a GM will help you."