The Polo Match

**The Polo Match** is the nineteenth episode of the first season of *American Housewife*. Written by Stephanie Birkitt and directed by Linda Mendoza, it premiered on April 11, 2017.

## Plot

Katie gets a visit from her childhood friend Billy and tries to show him that Westport hasn't changed her. But when she attends a charity polo match at Doris' request, Katie can't help but see that she's started to finally warm up to her surroundings. Meanwhile, Oliver is tired of Billy pranking him every time he visits, and plots to get back at him with Greg's help. Tara has had enough with Eyo and Taylor and plot to break up the two. Katie can’t know why Anna-Kat has been annoying Taylor and Oliver for the last couple of months and decides to take away Anna-Kat’s electronics for the day of the charity because Katie doesn’t understand what has gotten into Anna-Kat. Elizabeth and Jason find their past times when they were first in love. Sam thinks about Oliver because Anna-Kat had been doing pranks on him and she goes on Oliver’s side for that day. Carly and Sonny find a fear about their love secret because they’ve been married for 18 years and they both decide to have cider for dinner with each other.

The episode starts where Doris tells Katie to put an outfit on. Katie looks like Kate Middleton. Katie says no I do not Doris. Elizabeth agrees with Doris because Katie does look like Kate Middleton. Doris tells Anna-Kat something exciting and Anna-Kat jumps happily up and down thanking Doris, Elizabeth, Karen and Katie. Taylor asks Oliver that why isn’t he happy to see Billy. Oliver says all he does is annoys me, like Anna-Kat. Taylor agrees with Oliver because her and Oliver don’t like it when Anna-Kat annoys them. Billy arrives and Katie is happy. Karen is happy too. Billy is Karen’s husband. So she’s Taylor, Oliver, Anna-Kat, Molly, Kristina and Kiki’s godmother. Anna-Kat gets very scared of Billy so Karen tells her it’s ok while still smiling and tells Anna-Kat that he has a special surprise for Anna-Kat. Anna-Kat gets more apprehensive about Billy so Karen says aw to Anna-Kat while Karen is still smiling. Katie feels sad for Anna-Kat and hugs Anna-Kat and tells her it’s ok. Anna-Kat starts crying because of Billy. So they both are in Anna-Kat’s room for a couple minutes. Everyone does a toast to Billy and then Katie and Anna-Kat come downstairs so Anna-Kat gets a surprise from Billy and she claps her hands for Billy and thanks him. Sam feels Oliver’s backpack but before that, a flashback happens when Anna-Kat put shaving cream on Oliver’s backpack and Sam feels it and then, she flips out. Elizabeth and Katie talk about Doris and the charity. Michael is with Josslyn picking out outfits for Doris’ charity. Oliver feels the shaving cream in his backpack and Anna-Kat giggles so he says it was Anna-Kat and Katie tells Anna-Kat that she’s not gonna be getting electronics if she keeps annoying Taylor and Oliver. Sam told Katie that she flipped out because of what happened. Anna-Kat asks Taylor if her and Taylor can play and Taylor says no because Taylor is busy. Anna-Kat then gives her puppy eyes and Taylor says ok and Anna-Kat calls Taylor her favorite sibling. They both play with Anna-Kat’s ponies and stuffed animals. The next day, the whole gang plays cards. Elizabeth and Jason talk about their first date they had together at the table. Making Katie and everyone very happy. Pam is very happy for Taylor. So is Dwight. Billy asks Taylor that does she like Eyo and Taylor says yeah and Katie says that’s cool to Taylor. Anna-Kat then annoys Taylor by saying Ooh you like Eyo. And she giggles. Taylor then says Mom to Katie and Katie tells Anna-Kat that she has no electronics for today and tomorrow and Anna-Kat makes a sad sound and a sad face and Katie tells her that she lost it and she will respect it. Carly goes with 5. Sam goes something else but Kristina tells her no and how the game works then Sam says son of a bitch. Anna-Kat starts crying because she lost her electronics for the whole day tomorrow. Katie hugs her while she is still crying. Anna-Kat asks Katie is Anna-Kat bad and Katie agrees with everyone and says sometimes you can be bad and annoying. Making Anna-Kat gasp sadly and cry more so Katie hugs her more. Katie gets all sad because of the charity that’s coming up. At the charity, Anna-Kat becomes apprehensive and alarmed of the charity so Katie is still hugging her and Anna-Kat claps for Taylor because Anna-Kat thinks Taylor’s dress is pretty. Doris starts the ribbon to get cut by Oliver and a stranger says something insulting to his class and Katie sees what’s going on. During the ribbon cutting part, Anna-Kat starts to break down in tears because she lost her electronics for the whole day and her and Katie hug and Doris and Tara have a huge fight over the scissors. Billy was the one who did it. So Brook Lynn confronts Billy and says that he was the one who raised hell. Katie tells that Billy stole the scissors so Brook Lynn was right. Oliver cuts the ribbon and everyone is cheering and Katie claps with Anna-Kat while Anna-Kat is clapping. The two of them have some fun while everyone is having fun too. Katie likes Anna-Kat’s dress and Anna-Kat thanks Katie. Elizabeth and Jason have their sandwiches they packed up for after the ribbon getting cut. Katie asks Anna-Kat that is Anna-Kat wearing underpants under her dress so Anna-Kat checks her private part and Anna-Kat says no and asks Katie why. Katie tells her that she has to wear underpants while wearing a dress. Anna-Kat says that she doesn’t wear underpants under her dress and shakes her butt and giggles while doing it and Katie and Anna-Kat hug and Anna-Kat does a rap song for Katie and Katie loves it. They see everyone so Katie and Anna-Kat go with everyone because Katie tells Anna-Kat that this charity is very important so they go but Anna-Kat says that they’re gonna be strangers and she gets scared but Katie tells her it’s ok and they both hug while walking because everyone is a part of the Otto family. So is Brook Lynn, Lulu, Michael, Pam and everyone else like Carly, Sonny, Sam, Molly, Kristina, Elizabeth, Jason, Shiloh, Nina and everyone else. Brook Lynn tells Lulu something funny and Lulu starts laughing hysterically at it. Jason, Doris and Molly are setting up the ceremony and everyone has a dance party. Elizabeth asks Katie that is she ready to party and Katie says yeah and Katie asks Anna-Kat the same thing Elizabeth told Katie and Anna-Kat says yay and they both dance with everyone. When the ceremony starts, everyone takes pictures with their phones during the applause while Anna-Kat claps her hands with the other audience members. Oliver does the pledge, Taylor sings the star spangled banner and Doris presents the awards. Billy tells Taylor that he likes Eyo. He tells Anna-Kat good ponies and stuffed animals she got. Anna-Kat tells everyone doesn’t know when is she going to get her electronics back. Karen laughs because of that and Katie and Anna-Kat go in the house and Anna-Kat starts crying so they both hug. The next day, Anna-Kat gets her electronics back and she gets all happy. Then, they both watch a movie which is despicable me. They eat popcorn while watching it. The next day, Anna-Kat is in the living room watching miss spider’s sunny patch friends. The next day, everyone sings and dances to don’t stop believin while Anna-Kat hugs her stuffed animal shimmer from miss spider’s sunny patch friends.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Katy Mixon as Katie Otto
* Diedrich Bader as Greg Otto
* Meg Donnelly as Taylor Otto
* Daniel DiMaggio as Oliver Otto
* Laura Wright as Carly Corinthos
* Julia Butters as Anna-Kat Otto
* Ali Wong as Doris
* Carly Hughes as Angela
* Kelly Monaco as Sam McCall
* Rebecca Herbst as Elizabeth Webber-Baldwin
* Rebecca Budig as Hayden Barnes
* Billy Miller as Jason Morgan
* Chad Duell as Michael Corinthos
* Eden McCoy as Josslyn Jacks
* Maurice Benard as Sonny Corinthos
* Cynthia Watros as Nina Reeves
* Haley Pullos as Molly Lansing-Davis
* Hayley Erin as Kiki Jerome
* Lexi Ainsworth as Kristina Corinthos
* Katelyn MacMullen as Willow Tait
* Coby Ryan McLaughlin as Shiloh
* Amanda Setton as Brook Lynn Quartermaine
* Emme Rylan as Lulu Spencer
* Kirsten Storms as Maxie Jones
* Kimberly McCollough as Robin Scorpio-Drake
* Brooklyn Rae Silzer as Emma Drake

### Guest Starring

* Will Sasso as Billy
* Reese Witherspoon as Karen
* Jeannette Sousa as Suzanne
* Carly Craig as Tara Summers
* Amarr M. Wooten as Eyo
* Miya Cech as Marigold
* Tim Rock as Waiter
* Kevin Ashworth as Ron
* Bruce Rasmussen as Stranger

## Trivia

This is the only episode in which Billy appears in.

## Quotes

Taylor: (about Billy) Oliver, why aren’t you happy to see him? He’s your godfather.

Oliver: all he does is terrorizes me.

Karen: oh don’t worry. He’s very sweet.

(When Billy got to the Otto house)

Katie: Billy.

Billy: hey (bleep) breath.

(Katie and Billy laugh)

Carly: What’s up Billy?

Billy: Nothing much. (Him and Carly hug and then, he goes to Sonny) What’s up?

Sonny: Nothing much man. (Him and Billy hug) What’s up with you?

Billy: Nothing recently. (Messes up with Oliver’s hair and him and Katie laugh)

Katie: Remember Taylor and Anna-Kat?

Billy: Yeah of course. I’ve known Taylor for a long time.

Taylor: I’m happy you’re here. I remember the very good old times.

Anna-Kat: (gets scared, hides her hair in her face and gets shy and apprehensive of Billy)

Greg: Oh dear.

Karen: (still smiling) sweetie he’s my husband because I’m your godmother and he’s your godfather.

Anna-Kat: (gets more apprehensive of Billy)

Carly: she’s very apprehensive of strangers.

Anna-Kat: (continues being apprehensive about Billy)

Karen: (still smiling) aw it’s gonna be alright. He might have a special surprise.

Anna-Kat: yeah but I’m still scared of him. He’s a stranger to me. (Continues being apprehensive about Billy)

Karen: (still smiling) aw.

Katie: (feels sad for Anna-Kat and hugs Anna-Kat and rubs her back during it)

Elizabeth: (to Billy) Don’t worry. Sometimes, she (Anna-Kat) is afraid of strangers.

Billy: Oh, so that’s why.

Elizabeth: Yeah.

Stranger: Um sir, can you please turn off your truck?

Billy: Can you please go screw yourself?

(Neighbor gets offended and walks away)

Sonny: (laughing hysterically because Billy told the neighbor to go screw himself)

Katie: (to Anna-Kat) Aw sweetie, he’s not a stranger. He’s your godfather.

Anna-Kat: but I’m scared. (Hugs Katie more)

Katie: aw my sweetheart it’s ok. (Hugs Anna-Kat more and rubs her back during their hug while Anna-Kat is still scared of Billy) (to Billy) she is a little scared, shy and apprehensive of strangers so she’s been hugging me since she was crying and all that stuff. (To Anna-Kat) come inside with me. (Opens and closes door) (sighs) listen, I know your scared of him but he’s your godfather. I love you so much and I understand you’re scared of strangers I know. (Both hug while Anna-Kat is still scared) hey. Don’t be scared. It’s ok. I understand. Do you wanna stay here for a while?

Anna-Kat: (gets very very sad and starts to cry tears of sadness) mm-hmm. (Both hug)

Katie: aw don’t cry because of him. Do you just want to stay here that’s what you want?

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm. (Sniffles)

Katie: aw baby, it’s ok. I know baby. My little sweetheart. Your almost 8 and I know you’re 7 now so maybe your too scared. I know.

Sonny: So I went to the snack bar, I got myself a beer and then Patrick runs up to me, I’m like, holy (bleep). Is that you?

Everyone: (laughs because of what Sonny said)

Billy: so where’s that little girl?

Greg: oh she’s with Katie inside.

Billy: oh ok.

Stranger: sir can you please turn off your truck?

Billy: could you please go screw yourself?

Sonny: (laughing hysterically)

(when everyone was inside)

Carly: so I can’t believe you’re here. I’m so glad. Come in the house and have a seat.

Kristina: (gasps happily) HOLY CRAP.

Billy: yep.

Kristina: I can’t believe you came. (Both hug)

Billy: why didn’t you come outside?

Kristina: because I was too busy doing homework.

(In Anna-Kat’s room)

Katie: sometimes we are a little nervous, scared and shy about strangers but Billy’s your godfather. He loves you.

Anna-Kat: yeah but what if he does something bad to me? (Continues crying tears of sadness)

Katie: it’s ok my sweetheart relax. (She says this while her and Anna-Kat hug) listen, I understand you are scared but don’t worry. Do you want to stay here that’s what you want because you’re a little nervous, scared and shy about Billy?

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm. (Continues crying and sniffles and her and Katie hug)

Katie: aw baby, don’t cry because of him. It’s ok my sweetheart. (She says this while her and Anna-Kat hug and Katie rubs Anna-Kat’s back during their hug while Anna-Kat is still crying tears of sadness)

(everyone gets their glasses up)

Elizabeth: so a toast to Billy. I can’t believe you came. And I’m so happy you’re here, but a little annoying all of a sudden but you’re great, smart, supportive and awesome. Cheers.

Everyone: cheers. (Clink each other’s glasses)

(in Anna-Kat’s room)

Katie: 1,2,3 smell the flowers

Anna-Kat: (inhales)

Katie: and blow out the birthday candles.

Anna-Kat: (exhales)

Katie: good job. I love you so much and I will always be here for you. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok. (Smiles)

Katie: (smiles back) feel better now?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh. Thanks mama for not making me cry tears of sadness over Billy.

Katie: your welcome. (Both hug)

Everyone: (having distinct conversations)

Katie: (comes downstairs) sorry. I was with Anna-Kat because she was crying tears of sadness because of Billy.

Billy: well there was no need for her to cry about me because I brought her something. She likes to keep her hands clean so I brought her some gloves.

Katie: that’s cool. I’ll tell her and you can give it to me and I’ll give them to her. Anna-Kat, come here. We got a surprise for you.

Anna-Kat: (comes downstairs) what is it mama?

Katie: guess what?

Anna-Kat: what?

Katie: since Billy said that you can keep your hands clean, he brought you this. (Shows Anna-Kat the gloves Billy got for her)

Anna-Kat: (gasps happily and claps her hands) thanks mama. (Both hug)

Katie: your welcome sweetheart. You also have to thank Billy.

Anna-Kat: thanks Billy.

Billy: your welcome sweetheart.

Anna-Kat: (smiles and claps her hands) thanks mama so very much.

Katie: your welcome. (Both hug and rub each other’s backs during it)

(Greg, Taylor, Oliver, Carly, Sonny, Sam, Molly, Kristina, Elizabeth, Kiki and Lulu glare at Katie)

Greg: what kind of lesson is this for the kids?

Oliver: (turns the thing off)

Katie: Billy dared me.

Oliver: (scoffs) I do not like these friends of hers.

Erin: this is your last shot. If you keep bothering your older kids, this charity polo match is not happening. I mean it. (Walks out of the Otto house and goes home and gets ready for the polo match in a few days)

Greg: you are gonna take this back and you are going to apologize.

Katie: fine. But I can’t apologize. I don’t remember what this things is called. What am I supposed to say? Sorry I stole your (does a crazy serious dance)

Greg: (glares at Katie)

Anna-Kat: (comes downstairs with her pony in a leash) This is what I’m doing. But before you say something, this is make believe.

Katie: You look amazing baby. (Anna-Kat comes off the stairs)

Greg: Maybe we should do that. (Puts the hat on Katie’s head)

Katie: no. Mm-mm.

Anna-Kat: come on mama. Please? (Gives Katie puppy eyes)

Katie: ok. But I’ve got to learn to love you less. (Both of them do a dance)

Taylor: (uses her phone while Katie and Anna-Kat are dancing)

Brook Lynn: (opens the door and closes it) (to Katie) what the hell are you doing?

Katie: dancing. Why?

Brook Lynn: I sent you 4 messages and you haven’t said anything back.

Katie: well because I was doing something.

Brook Lynn: oh.

Billy: (opens the door and closes it) (to Katie) don’t bother me Westport. I know what you got.

Katie: hey, don’t call me Westport.

Sonny: well we live here so why can’t you let him call you Westport?

Billy: see? Sonny agrees because you’ve been wearing wet underwear.

Taylor: ew Mom.

Lulu: really Katie? Clean underwear is fresh not wet underwear because that is gross.

Katie: (sighs)

(10:30 PM)

Sam: hmm, (checks Oliver’s backpack and gets scared) I think there is something gross in Oliver’s backpack.

(flashback)

Anna-Kat: (puts shaving cream on Oliver’s backpack, giggles quietly and walks upstairs giggling away quietly)

(flashback ends)

Sam: (feels the shaving cream in Oliver’s backpack and sees it on her hand and gasps) holy (bleep)

Elizabeth: so this is why we got the floor made which I would’ve done, but I’m so glad that the charity is coming up.

Katie: I know it’s so awesome. It feels like a dream of mine.

Elizabeth: yeah. So you wanted Greg and Tara to come?

Katie: yeah. So does Eyo. Taylor usually wants him to come.

Elizabeth: well yeah. Everyone is going it’s Doris’ charity.

Katie: well yeah. Because that’s how it works.

Elizabeth: are you just happy because it’s coming up the day after tomorrow?

Katie: yeah.

Elizabeth: well yeah. When Greg doesn’t want you to cry, it always happens you cry sometimes over it and your nervous about it.

Katie: yeah. Because I don’t know what I want to do?

Elizabeth: well it’s not gonna be sad so it’s happy. You need to be who you are and who you are yourself.

Katie: well I am always because I did the right thing and my kids are always doing the wrong thing.

Elizabeth: well your sometimes doing the wrong things and sometimes it’s never ok for your children and me, Sam. Molly and Kristina. This is why you have your only two children who are acting the worst sometimes but your favorite Anna-Kat, she’s sometimes annoying because she loves to annoy Taylor and Oliver.

Katie: yeah. She does. She always does that after Greg and I say something to Taylor or Oliver or both and they get very upset so Anna-Kat annoys them and Taylor and Oliver or both of them call my name so I tell Anna-Kat to stop and she gets all sad because she is told by me or Greg to not annoy Taylor and Oliver. She always needs me when she’s crying.

Elizabeth: well yeah because she’s sometimes sad because she loves you and you love her too.

Katie: I know. But she was scared of Billy because he was saying hello and all of a sudden, she was scared, sad and shy so she started crying inside so I was with her.

Elizabeth: huh, weird. That’s a shame.

Katie: mm-hmm.

(the next day at 9:30 AM)

(everyone is downstairs)

Oliver: (feels the shaving cream in his backpack)

Anna-Kat: (giggles lightly)

Oliver: what the hell

(all gasp upsetly)

Anna-Kat: (continues giggling)

Katie: Oh my god Oliver.

Carly: What the (bleep) is that?

Taylor: Is that shaving cream?

Oliver: yes. It was not Billy I did not hear him laugh but somebody else did.

Katie: Who?

Oliver: (looks at Anna-Kat while Anna-Kat is still giggling) Anna-Kat.

Anna-Kat: (continues giggling)

Sam: (about Anna-Kat) I knew it was her.

Carly: (looks at Anna-Kat) Are you serious right now?

Katie: Anna-Kat

Anna-Kat: what?

Katie: Did you do it to Oliver? DID YOU?

Anna-Kat: (sighs) alright yes. But I like to annoy people it makes me so happy and more giggly.

Katie: you’re not gonna get electronics if you’re gonna keep annoying Taylor and Oliver.

Sam: I checked his backpack and I felt it so I flipped out.

Oliver: What am I gonna do?

Sam: Don’t worry sweetheart. I’ll help you get the cream out of your backpack.

Anna-Kat: hey Taylor, can you play with me?

Taylor: no.

Anna-Kat: oh come on. Things are gonna be so much fun. I won’t annoy you. I promise. Please? (Gives Taylor puppy eyes) I’ll give you lots and lots of hugs. Please? (Gives Taylor more puppy eyes when she hugs Taylor)

Taylor: OK I’ll play with you.

Anna-Kat: thanks Taylor. You’re the best sibling. My favorite person. (Both hug)

Katie: aw that’s sweet your gonna play with her Taylor.

Taylor: sometimes she’s annoying me but she promised she won’t annoy me.

Katie: that’s cool.

Anna-Kat: I know. I love her so much because I give her lots and lots of hugs.

Katie: that’s sweet. (Taylor and Anna-Kat go upstairs to Anna-Kat’s room to play with her ponies and stuffed animals)

Anna-Kat: so these are my ponies and my stuffed animals. So which one would you want to play first?

Taylor: um probably ponies and after, stuffed animals.

Anna-Kat: OK.

(Everyone is at the table playing cards and talking about their days)

Elizabeth: so I just want to talk about my first date with Jason.

Jason: yep. Always a pleasure with my fiancé. Never lies. Never cheats.

Katie: excellent.

Jason: yep.

Taylor: so I think Eyo is a nice kid.

Elizabeth: I agree because that man is very good for you Missy. And you are so lucky to have it happen to you.

Billy: I think that’s so sweet of you what you said about him.

Greg: yeah Taylor I liked what you said about Eyo.

Jason: absolutely Taylor. As long as you’re not lying to him though.

Taylor: oh I don’t lie.

Jason: Good. That means that you say very nice things to Eyo hun.

Taylor: thanks but I don’t know if I like him.

Elizabeth: well do you like him?

Taylor: yeah I think so.

Katie: that’s cool sweetie.

Carly: excellent share Taylor.

Taylor: mm-hmm. I like him.

Elizabeth: Good. I’m so happy to hear that.

Anna-Kat: (to Taylor) Ooh you like Eyo. (Giggles)

Taylor: ugh MOM

Katie: Anna-Kat, what did I tell you?

Anna-Kat: not to annoy Taylor or Oliver.

Katie: and what are you doing?

Anna-Kat: annoying Taylor.

Katie: you’re off electronics for the next day.

Anna-Kat: (looks extremely sad and upset)

Katie: Sorry. You lost it and you will respect it.

Anna-Kat: (looks even more sad)

Molly: who’s up?

Katie: um Carly go.

Carly: sure. Go 5.

Sam: great. Gear 1.

Kristina: Sam we don’t do gear in this game. The thing is that we all share something that we have in common.

Sam: (gets offended) son of a bitch.

(7:30 PM)

Katie: Until you know how to stop annoying Taylor and Oliver, you’ll get your electronics back.

Anna-Kat: (voice breaking) alright. (Starts crying)

Katie: (sighs sadly) what is with you? (Rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is still crying)

Anna-Kat: am I bad?

Katie: sometimes you are but you have a great personality.

Anna-Kat: ok. (Continues crying)

Katie: (rubs Anna-Kat’s back more while Anna-Kat is still crying) maybe you are a little off because you’re losing electronics. Right?

Anna-Kat: yeah. (Sniffles)

Katie: so when Doris announces to cut the ribbon, you and I are gonna discuss it if you’re still crying while the ribbon is getting cut by Oliver.

Anna-Kat: ok. (Sniffles)

Katie: I know. (Rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is still crying)

Dwight: (sees the post where Michael put about the work so it’s closed) SON OF A BITCH!

Angela: what is it?

Dwight: Michael didn’t let us do the work for today.

Angela: well probably because we’re going to Doris’ charity tomorrow.

Sam: so I got the dress for Doris’ charity tomorrow.

Angela: excellent.

Sam: yep.

Katie: Anna-Kat was crying for a bit.

Greg: why?

Katie: because she annoyed Taylor about Eyo.

Greg: oh yeah Anna-Kat needs to be taught a lesson about that.

Katie: yeah so I’m gonna be with her for tomorrow.

Greg: that’d be good.

(the day of Doris’ charity)

(11 AM)

Katie: ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. It’s time for Doris and her charity.

Everyone: (cheering and they all go in the car)

(at the charity)

(12:30 PM)

(everyone walking)

Nina: I love this. Shiloh should be very happy for Doris. I am.

Molly: so am I.

Anna-Kat: (gets very nervous and alarmed)

Sam: What the hell is going on with Anna-Kat?

Carly: Maybe she's alarmed because of the charity. Anyway I like your dress.

Sam: Thanks Carly. I like yours too.

Carly: Thanks Sam.

Sam: Your welcome. (Looks at Elizabeth's dress) Damn Elizabeth you look good on that dress.

Katie: yeah. Totally.

Elizabeth: Thanks. Jason and I are going to the bathroom so We don't miss Doris' speech for the charity and Oliver cutting the ribbon so we can have fun.

Katie: Hmm. Sounds like fun.

Jason: Yep. We always have fun at this charity.

Katie: Yes. Always.

Elizabeth: Alright. We'll meet you guys at the ribbon.

Katie: OK. Bye.

Elizabeth: Bye. (Walks away with Jason and her and Jason's kids)

Anna-Kat: (continues being nervous, alarmed and apprehensive)

Pam: this is awesome isn’t it Andy?

Andy: yeah. Especially when we’re all here.

Erin: I agree Andy. 100 percent agreed.

Angela: this is amazing. It’s like no one is acting like a weirdo and every day Anna-Kat keeps being so giggly and it and it drives me crazy while I sleep.

Sonny: (laughing hysterically because of what Angela said about Anna-Kat) that is the funniest thing Angela you’ve ever said. (Continues laughing hysterically)

Taylor: Hey Mom, Is it OK if I see Eyo?

Katie: Of course. Meet you there.

Taylor: Alright. Bye. (Walks away to see Eyo)

Shiloh: hey Doris.

Doris: hey Shiloh.

Shiloh: I just have to say that I’m very proud of you for putting up this charity.

Doris: thanks. You are a gentleman.

Shiloh: (laughs because of what Doris said to him) Get over here. (Both hug)

Anna-Kat: (continues being nervous, alarmed and apprehensive)

Nina: this polo match is gonna be so amazing.

Carly: I really agree.

Katie: it’s gonna be ok. And I understand your very nervous and very alarmed over it and I know.

Anna-Kat: uh-huh. I have butterflies right in my stomach and I’m so alarmed. (Continues being nervous and alarmed and hides her hair in her face)

Katie: aw sweetheart it’s ok. Come here. (Both hug and rub each other’s backs during it while Anna-Kat is still nervous and alarmed) (says this paragraph during the hug) it’s ok I know. It’s ok. Sometimes we are very alarmed over things and I know it’s hard for you to get excited but I promise you everything is gonna be ok.

Anna-Kat: ok. (Continues being nervous and alarmed)

Katie: aw sweetie my little sweetheart come here. (Both hug and rub each other’s backs during it while Anna-Kat is still nervous and alarmed about the charity) (says this paragraph during the hug) it’s ok my little princess it’s ok. I’ll stay with you the entire charity. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok. (Continues being nervous and alarmed)

Katie: aw my little princess it’s ok. (Both hug and rub each other’s backs during it while Anna-Kat is still nervous and alarmed) ok. (Stop hugging) let’s go to the line. Maybe you can clap somewhere so you can do that to cheer you up.

Anna-Kat: ok. (Her and Katie go somewhere so Anna-Kat can clap her hands for something) (gasps happily and claps her hands)

Katie: I know you like their dresses huh?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh. (Claps her hands more for Taylor because Anna-Kat likes her dress)

Taylor: (hears Anna-Kat clapping for her) who the hell is that? (Goes to Anna-Kat)

Anna-Kat: (continues clapping for Taylor)

Taylor: oh. (Takes a bow while Anna-Kat is clapping for her) thank you so much.

Anna-Kat: your welcome my favorite sibling. (Both hug and rub each other’s backs during it)

Alexis: I got the perfect ribbon for Oliver to cut before we have some fun.

Kristina: oh he’s gonna love that.

Alexis: yes he is.

Patrick: hey Sam can you give me a beer?

Sam: sure. (Goes to the bar and gets a beer for Patrick) here.

Patrick: thanks.

Sam: you’re welcome. Is Robin coming?

Patrick: yeah. She’s with Emma and such.

Sam: fun.

(Robin and Emma walk while holding hands to the ribbon line)

Carly: (gasps) oh my goodness Robin.

Robin: Carly hi. (Both hug)

Carly: hi. How are you?

Robin: good. Yourself?

Carly: myself is doing fine. (To Emma) Hi you. (Her and Emma hug)

Robin: (chuckles) Where’s Sonny?

Carly: he’s with Kristina and Jason putting up the white building and the ribbon. I saw Sam and Patrick.

Robin: I know.

Carly: and Elizabeth is with Jason so yeah I might be with my kids, my step kids and all that jazz.

Robin: that’s wonderful, Just like I’m with Emma and such.

Carly: Exactly.

Robin: Emma and I are so excited to be in Westport for this polo match.

Carly: My friend Tara is coming.

Robin: when is she coming?

Carly: in like a few minutes. She’s on her way.

Robin: Perfect. I’ll see you at the ribbon part.

Carly: yes. See you there.

(Emma and Robin keep walking)

Anna-Kat: (gasps happily because she sees Emma)

Emma: (gasps happily because she sees Anna-Kat)

Anna-Kat: Emma.

Emma: Anna-Kat. (Her and Anna-Kat get all happy while hugging and they both giggle while hugging)

Katie: Hey Robin.

Robin: Hey Katie. (Both hug) How are you?

Katie: I’m doing great. How are you?

Robin: good. So I saw Patrick with Sam and they’re going to be at the ribbon cutting part so I can see my cool cousin cut it.

Katie: yeah. Oliver’s ready to cut the ribbon.

Robin: of course he is. I saw him a couple minutes ago.

(flashback)

Robin: hey how’s my cousin doing?

Oliver: hey there Robin. How are you? (Both hug)

Robin: I’m doing good. Yourself?

Oliver: yeah I’m doing fine. Just waiting for Doris to announce the ribbon part.

Robin: good.

Emma: Oliver. (Hugs Oliver and Oliver hugs her back)

Oliver: Hey Emma. How’s it going?

Emma: It’s going good. I’m so excited for you to cut the ribbon later.

Oliver: Yeah. I’m as excited as myself.

Emma: Can’t wait to see you cut it.

Oliver: yep. See you in a few minutes.

Robin: you got it. Bye.

Oliver: Bye.

(flashback ends)

Robin: he was so ready.

Katie: great.

Robin: where’s Taylor?

Katie: she’s busy spending time with her boyfriend.

Robin: Nice. I hope I hope I get to stand next to her.

Emma: isn’t the polo match gonna be awesome Anna-Kat?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh. It’s gonna be awesome.

Emma: uh-huh. (Both hug and giggle while hugging)

Tara: hey hey.

Katie: (gasps happily) hi.

Tara: hi. (Both hug) how are you?

Katie: I’m good. How are you?

Tara: good.

Katie: no Jamie and the kids?

Tara: nope. It’s just me today because they wanted to have a pajama party.

Katie: nice.

Tara: (to Robin) Hi.

Robin: Hey you. (Her and Tara hug) How’s it going?

Tara: It’s going great.

Robin: Excellent.

(5 minutes before the ribbon part)

Robin: hey there Taylor.

Taylor: hi. How are you? (Both hug)

Robin: I’m doing great how are you?

Taylor: good.

Emma: Hey Taylor. (Hugs Taylor and Taylor hugs her back)

Taylor: Hi Emma. How are you?

Emma: I’m doing good.

Taylor: Good. This party is going to be great.

Robin: I agree. And now, Patrick is with Sam while Jason is with Elizabeth.

Taylor: I know. Anyway, this is my boyfriend Eyo. Eyo, this is my cousin Robin and her daughter Emma.

Robin: Hello. Pleasure to meet you.

Eyo: Hi. (Him and Robin shake hands) Pleasure to meet you too. (To Emma) And it’s nice to see you too.

Emma: Nice to meet you too. (Her and Eyo shake hands)

Sam: 5 more minutes until Oliver cuts the ribbon. Fingers crossed, the scissors never get stolen.

Patrick: I agree.

Elizabeth: (gets a text from Doris) ugh.

Jason: What’s wrong?

Elizabeth: Oliver’s cutting the ribbon in 2 minutes.

Jason: Ugh. You’ve got to be (bleep) kidding me. (Him, Elizabeth and their kids go to the ribbon cutting part)

(When the ribbon part starts)

(everyone feels fine while the piano plays)

Anna-Kat: (on the verge of tears and sniffles)

Doris: thank you everyone for attending and coming to this important event. And now, Oliver Otto will get the scissors to cut the ribbon.

Stranger: WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT NOT TALKING?

Elizabeth: What the hell was that?

Sam: I honestly have no idea.

Elizabeth: (to Sam) I think we might have a problem.

Sam: I think so.

Katie: where you talking to me?

Stranger: no sweetheart it’s just my class because we are just going on a nature walk.

Katie: ok well some of your students don’t have any manners for your class.

Stranger: I know because they should definitely understand about not talking. Enjoy your polo match. (Walks away with his class)

Katie: thank you.

Elizabeth: oh.

Sam: what happened?

Elizabeth: one of the man’s classes weren’t following directions while he’s going on a nature walk with his class.

Sam: oh.

Elizabeth: I know. Is Oliver gonna cut the ribbon?

Sam: he might I don’t know? I think Billy stole the scissors from him.

Elizabeth: what?

Sam: yeah. Where’s Hayden?

Elizabeth: she went to 7 eleven to get lots of slurpees for everyone to try after the ribbon cutting part so she might be late.

Sam: ok. At least it’s slurpees.

Elizabeth: yeah. But she’ll still be here for the dance party and for dinner and the ceremony and all kinds of stuff.

Sam: awesome.

Anna-Kat: (on the verge of tears of sadness)

Sam: (Looks at Anna-Kat when she is starting to cry) What the hell is going on with her?

Carly: I don't know? Maybe she's very nervous about the charity.

Sam: Maybe yeah.

Anna-Kat: (Starts crying)

Carly: Or probably because she lost electronics for today.

Sam: I think so. Katie,

Katie: Yeah? (looks at Anna-Kat who is crying because she lost electronics and sighs)

Sam: yeah. She’s crying.

Katie: (to Alexis) I’ll be right back.

Alexis: you got it. I’ll still be here.

Katie: (goes to Anna-Kat who is crying and Katie and Anna-Kat hug while Anna-Kat is still crying because Katie took away her electronics) what’s wrong my princess?

Anna-Kat: (crying) I’m sorry.

Katie: and what are you sorry for?

Anna-Kat: (still crying) for annoying Taylor and Oliver.

Katie: aw (rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is still crying) do you want to take this conversation in the back to the tent to have some privacy? You and me?

Anna-Kat: (still crying) uh-huh.

Katie: Hey, it’s ok. Come on. (Rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is still crying) let’s keep this open so we can hear what Doris is saying. So I know you want electronics. Right?

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm.

Katie: but listen, I need to be a parent. I’m your mom and I’m always there for you. I love you so much and you have a great memory. You are a little off today because I took away your electronics. Right?

Anna-Kat: (crying) right. (Continues crying)

Katie: I know baby. (Hugs Anna-Kat while Anna-Kat is still crying) I know. Do you want to go for a walk?

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm.

Katie: come on. (Her and Anna-Kat go for a walk) (sighs) listen, I think your a little off today because you don’t like when your electronics are token away and I know you’re upset. But listen, you can do it immediately after you get back from school. Maybe the day after tomorrow or something.

Anna-Kat: (still in tearful mode) I know but I just wanted some time on it and you took it away because now I can’t have it for today. (Sniffles) it’s not fair. (Crying)

Katie: I know honey. It’s ok. (Both hug and rub each other's backs during it while Anna-Kat is still crying) I know. It’s ok because your sad because of it I know. (Sighs) listen, this is our walk. Right?

Anna-Kat: (still crying) mm-hmm. (Still crying)

Katie: aw my baby, I know. (Hugs Anna-Kat and rubs her back during it) (Says this paragraph during the hug) it's ok my princess. It's ok. (Both continue hugging each other while Anna-Kat is still crying because she lost her electronics)

Doris: so where’s everybody from?

Sonny: (laughing hysterically because of what Doris said)

Brook Lynn: What the (bleep) is she saying?

Sam: I have no idea.

Tara: so I went there and I saw Doris there so I went to her and found the cake that I’m bringing to work tomorrow because there’s a new way I can find that.

Katie: that’s cool.

Tara: yeah. It really is and then Jamie sees my phone and I forgot it so I picked it up then Jamie called me and said how where the kids where and he said they’re good. Thanks honey.

Katie: (laughs)

Tara: yeah. And then we were together and this was supposed to have fun and we didn’t know about it so the kids were very sad because I was out for 8 hours and one of them were crying and she was like, Mommy I missed you so much in a crying voice and then she started to break down in tears and hugged me so I hugged her back and then I went to her room and talked to her and then she said well you’ve been gone for 8 (bleep) hours and I’m like that is inappropriate we do not use that language in this room. So basically I have a dog. His name is Mac and he barks a lot so I saw him and he starts whining mommy I need to go to the bathroom. it happens like when he’s crying about it very nervously so I Let him out and he did go out. He was barking really loud he’s like, why the (bleep) would you let me out like that? Then Jamie was gonna do it but he said no so I called the dog whisperer and he said well just let him out a couple times and see what the hell is he doing. So I went to the office and my boss says I’m sorry I didn’t know you want to do it that way so I see her and then Carrie is like well I’m not gonna be here today because of a doctors appointment so I’ll see you tomorrow. Which is cool because she wanted me to walk myself in a new seat set but I said no so I started with my legs and then I got hugged by a robot so I started choking very loudly and then I went back to sleep so I’m on my couch, I’m sleeping there and my dog licks my boob and then I’m like off my (bleep) boob. (Katie laughs hysterically after what Tara said when she is still talking to Katie) So basically I took him outside because he had to piss really bad and then he starts puking very lucky it woke up Jamie and the kids. So I get my Apple ID and see what can I do with my dog and it said just let him out a couple times and see how he’s feeling. So it was still featured on the iPad with him. So I can have a little bit of time with my dog but I had to work so I went there and I have a house camera on my phone so I Checked him and he literally crapped in the entire house. So it was death for the crap by the way.

Anna-Kat: mama, i just want my electronics back and it’s not fair. (Crying)

Katie: I know. (Both hug and Katie rubs Anna-Kat’s back during the hug while Anna-Kat is still crying)

Anna-Kat: how am I gonna stop annoying Taylor and Oliver? (Sniffles)

Katie: well you know that you are still with me and it’s ok that you’re still crying over it I know. So think about it. You annoy Taylor and Oliver and they call me because of you because your doing the wrong thing. Right?

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm.

Katie: ok. So we’re gonna fix it. So fix it. Then, we try and understand our actions. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok. (Continues crying and sniffles)

Katie: aw. (Both hug while Anna-Kat is still crying) I just want you to take a deep breath. OK?

Anna-Kat: OK. (Sniffles)

Katie: so breath in

Anna-Kat: (inhales)

Katie: and now breath out.

Anna-Kat: (exhales)

Katie: good job sweetie.

Tara: so I’ll see you in a bit.

Katie: yeah. Bye.

Tara: bye. (Walks upfront to see Sam, Molly, Taylor, Elizabeth, Carly and the rest of the ladies) What’s up ladies?

Ladies: Nothing much. (Laughing nervously)

Katie: (to Anna-Kat) You just inhale like your smelling the flowers and you just exhale like your blowing out the birthday candles. Do you want to see what’s going on with Doris?

Anna-Kat: (gets sad) mm-hmm.

Katie: come on. I understand your sad I know. Come on. It’s ok my sweetheart. It’s ok. (Rubs Anna-Kat’s back while her and Anna-Kat are walking) do you wanna stay here so you don’t have to be in front of the strangers?

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm.

Katie: ok. I just don’t want you to cry and start being in sadness. OK?

Anna-Kat: (sniffles) OK.

(Both hug and Katie Rubs Anna-Kat’s back during their hug while Anna-Kat is still in sadness)

Doris: I want you to leave.

Tara: you are violating my personal space. I need a two foot circle. TWO FOOT CIRCLE!

Jason: (to Hayden) what is going on?

Hayden: I have no idea.

Billy: slap her.

(Everyone gasps)

Elizabeth: why the hell would he say that?

Carly: I do not know obviously. Some fights.

Sam: Exactly.

Doris: that’s it Tara. Angela, hold my diamond.

Tara: oh I will squash you.

Elizabeth: How did this happen?

Sam: Billy took the scissors from Oliver and now he can’t cut the ribbon because of him.

Elizabeth: Damn.

Jason: You’ve got to be kidding me.

Tara: This is why we get our own (bleep) together.

Sam: Yeah.

Carly: Exactly.

Michael: Does anyone know where the hell Kate is?

Sam: She’s all the way in the back speaking with Anna-Kat because, I don’t think you weren’t in the house for this but um, Katie told Anna-Kat that she has no electronics for today.

Michael: How did that happen?

Sam: Anna-Kat pulled a prank on Oliver, and then, she annoyed Taylor about Eyo.

Michael: Damn. (About Anna-Kat) What did she do to Oliver?

Sam: She put shaving cream on his backpack. I checked it before the day Oliver did.

Michael: Wow.

Sam: I know.

Michael: I have to go tell Kate she has to watch my bag so I’m gonna go to the bathroom.

Sam: ok.

Michael: (goes to Katie) hey Kate can you just watch my bag for a quick sec? I’m just gonna go to the bathroom.

Katie: absolutely.

Michael: thanks. (Goes to the bathroom)

(when Michael was done)

Michael: thanks Kate. (Goes back to the fight between Doris and Tara)

Katie: you’re welcome.

Anna-Kat: (gets all sad)

Katie: I know it’s upsetting I know. (Both hug while Anna-Kat is still sad)

Billy: (laughs)

Brook Lynn: (to Billy) This is all your fault.

Billy: What do you mean? Tell Katie. She’s the one who did it.

Brook Lynn: (rudely) You are the one who caused everything and raised hell.

Taylor: Where’s Mom?

Sam: She’s all the way in the back speaking with your sister. Let me call her. (Calls Katie)

Katie: (gets a call from Sam and answers it) hello

Sam: Katie the fight between Doris and Tara is out of control.

Katie: well Anna-Kat is crying because she lost her electronics but don’t worry. I’ll be there in a few minutes.

Sam: OK. (Hangs up) She said she’ll be there in a few minutes.

Taylor: thanks Sam.

Sam: your welcome Taylor.

Karen: hey Sam where’s Billy?

Sam: he stole the scissors.

Karen: ugh god (bleep) damn it.

Katie: sweetie I’m gonna stop the fighting. Are you gonna be ok?

Anna-Kat: (sad) mm-hmm.

Katie: aw my sweetie, don’t worry I’ll be quick. OK?

Anna-Kat: OK.

Katie: ok. I’ll be right back. I’ll be really fast. (Goes to stop the fight between Doris and Tara)

Katie: hold on. HOLD ON! Tara didn’t steal the scissors.

Tara: yeah.

Katie: my stupid friend Billy did.

(everyone gasps seriously)

Carly: I saw him do it.

Brook Lynn: So did I.

Katie: (to Billy) Apologize.

Pam: Wow. That’s so sad about this.

Angela: I know.

Dwight: un (bleep) believable.

Michael: (to Billy) why did you take the scissors?

Billy: Ask her. She’s the one who’s raising hell.

Michael: No she isn’t Billy. You are the one who’s raising hell.

Brook Lynn: I told him that statement and he didn’t listen.

Billy: Also you might become the most failing boss for Katie and her family.

Michael: Just answer the damn question. Why the (bleep) did you take the scissors?

Greg: Michael, he doesn’t understand. All he’s doing is just laughing all the way until he dies.

Elizabeth: oh my (bleep) god.

Lulu: this is ridiculous.

Brook Lynn: I agree.

Emma: what’s going on mommy?

Robin: the scissors got stolen from a criminal so they’re having a big argument about it but hopefully it’s cut and then we can have some fun. OK?

Emma: OK mommy. Where’s Katie and Anna-Kat?

Robin: they’re coming.

(Katie and Anna-Kat go next to Robin and Emma)

Katie: (about Anna-Kat) She was a little teary eyed but she’s fine now.

Robin: awesome.

Lulu: Anna-Kat sweetheart,

Katie: (gasps) Lulu wants you sweetie.

Anna-Kat: yeah?

Lulu: so I’ll still be here but I’m gonna go get some lunch. They have some. Do you wanna come with or do you wanna stay with mama?

Anna-Kat: I’ll stay with mama.

Lulu: ok.

Katie: you’re leaving?

Lulu: No. Brook Lynn and I are going to the bar. We’re getting some lunch from over there.

Katie: they have lunch?

Lulu: yeah.

Katie: Wow.

Brook Lynn: they have sandwiches, nachos, all that stuff.

Lulu: When do you want me to watch Anna-Kat?

Katie: um probably next Saturday.

Lulu: ok because on that day, Brook Lynn is going out with Maxie.

Katie: no problem. You can watch Anna-Kat next Saturday. It’s totally fine with me.

Lulu: great. Alright Brook Lynn and I will be right back. (Her and Brook Lynn go have some lunch)

Carly: hey Sonny

Sonny: yeah?

Carly: how long are we prepared to keep this up?

Sonny: I have no idea. They’re still not gonna stop fighting about the scissors.

Carly: ugh! They have to stop.

Sonny: I know.

Emma: Anna-Kat are you okay?

Anna-Kat: yeah. I was a little nervous though.

Emma: (rubs Anna-Kat’s back) it’s ok. I get nervous sometimes too. Even when I’m with Maxie.

Anna-Kat: who’s Maxie?

Katie: she’s Lulu and Brook Lynn’s friend and she’s gonna be here. She is very nice and she is also Emma’s babysitter just like Lulu and Brook Lynn are your babysitters.

Robin: Yep. Patrick knows her. She’s very nice.

Maxie: Guess who’s here?

Katie: Hi.

Maxie: Hi. How are you? (Both hug)

Katie: good. How are you?

Maxie: very good. (Her and Robin hug and then her and Emma hug) I’m sorry I missed it.

Katie: no you didn’t we’re fine.

Robin: yeah. They’re just having an argument about who stole the scissors.

Katie: yeah. Billy stole them.

Maxie: what?

Katie: yeah. Come look. (To Robin) I’ll be right back.

Robin: (about Anna-Kat) I got her.

Katie: You’re the best. (Shows Maxie the fight that Doris and Tara are having)

Maxie: that’s not good.

Katie: yep. Everyone is blaming Billy.

Maxie: who is he?

Katie: he’s one of my college friends.

Maxie: wow.

Katie: anyway, (Her and Maxie go back to the back so Maxie can meet Anna-Kat) this is my daughter Anna-Kat.

Maxie: nice to meet you Anna-Kat.

Anna-Kat: nice to meet you too Maxie. (Both shake hands)

Emma: (to Anna-Kat) she’s my babysitter.

Anna-Kat: that’s nice.

Emma: mm-hmm. Do you like my dress?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh. It looks beautiful.

Emma: Thank you.

Anna-Kat: Do you like mine?

Emma: uh-huh. It looks beautiful.

Anna-Kat: Thank you. It’s my favorite dress of all time.

Katie: (to Doris) you gotta respect that.

Doris: hell no.

Carly: (laughs nervously because Doris said hell no)

Sam: what are we gonna do now?

Molly: I don’t know? We might just get the scissors from them.

Carly: shut the (bleep) up.

Angela: Carly come on.

Pam: this is a very big deal. What are we gonna do?

Molly: well if Doris is gonna be very mad and never have this charity again, we’re all gonna be mad.

Sonny: well I have scissors right here for Oliver to cut the ribbon.

Carly: oh great.

Katie: that’s even better. I’ll be right back. (goes in the back to Anna-Kat) I’m back.

Anna-Kat: (makes sad sounds)

Robin: she’s very shy about it.

Katie: I know. (Both hug while Anna-Kat is still in sadness) but don’t worry. Just breath again. OK? 1,2,3.

Anna-Kat: (inhales for 5 seconds then exhales)

Katie: one more time. OK?

Anna-Kat: OK. (Inhales for 5 seconds then exhales)

Katie: good job. Now you feel better?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh.

Katie: good my sweetheart. Come. (Her and Anna-Kat go in front of some of the strangers)

(strangers looking at Anna-Kat greatly)

Anna-Kat: (gets scared because of the strangers)

Katie: it’s ok my sweetheart. It’s ok. (Hugs Anna-Kat and rubs her back while Anna-Kat is still in sadness)

Robin: let’s go with Katie.

Emma: ok. (Her and Robin stand next to Katie)

Anna-Kat: (sighs) mama, I want to have some fun.

Katie: don’t worry sweetie I’m a few minutes we will right after Oliver cuts the ribbon.

Anna-Kat: ok. (Hugs Emma and Emma hugs her back and they both continue hugging for 5 minutes)

Chase: Hey Katie.

Katie: (Gets all happy) Hey. (Her and Chase hug)

Chase: (Gets all happy and him and Katie stop hugging) It’s so good to see you.

Katie: It’s good to see you too.

Chase: Hey Robin.

Robin: Hey. (Her and Chase hug) How’s it going?

Chase: It’s going good. (To Emma) Hi honey.

Emma: Hi Uncle Chase. (Her and Chase hug)

Anna-Kat: (gasps happily) Uncle Chase. (Screams in excitement and her and Chase hug)

Chase: Hi sweetheart. How’s it going?

Anna-Kat: It’s going ok.

Katie: Don’t worry. We just had a little incident but don’t worry about it.

Chase: Nah. It’s fine. I’ve had so many of them before.

Katie: Exactly.

Chase: Anything you’d like me to police about?

Katie: Yes. Um, there was a fight about who stole the scissors and I said it was my college friend Billy so I made him apologize.

Chase: Yeah well, he’s the criminal.

Katie: Exactly. I kept asking him about why he stole the scissors but he kept laughing.

Chase: Oh dear.

Katie: Oh yeah.

Hayden: (to Billy) you have done it. You wanted to take the scissors away from Oliver? Really Billy? That’s what you’re doing now? Is to just be a criminal? Trying to steal away scissors from my nephew? Who the hell do you think you are? Are you just some common criminal? Are you Billy? Are you? Do you really want to spend the rest of your life dead?

Billy: don’t ask me. Ask the 13 year old big baby!

Hayden: (slaps Billy)

(everyone gasps seriously because Hayden slapped Billy)

Angela: What the (bleep)

Greg: this is not what Doris has just planned.

Hayden: (in a rude manner) Oliver is my nephew. You have no right to call him a big baby. Do you understand me?

Katie: That is what’s happening right now.

Chase: OK. I will break it up right now. Be right back. (Goes over the the front) ok break it up right now. This is supposed to be a fun event for Doris! Right?

Hayden: right.

Billy: yes!

Chase: so let’s not ruin it! OK? Hayden, I know you’re upset but it’s never ok to slap someone. OK?

Hayden: OK. I’m sorry.

Chase: So maybe just be next to Sonny. OK?

Hayden: OK. (Goes next to Sonny)

Sonny: I feel so bad.

Hayden: So do I.

Jason: What is going on?

Elizabeth: I told Sam and I’m telling you this right now that Billy stole the scissors from Oliver.

Jason: Billy’s a damn jerk.

Elizabeth: I agree.

Chase: (to Billy) And You. How does it feel to steal scissors from someone? It should be sad. You did this to everyone. You are the one who’s a criminal. Not Katie or her son Oliver. (Walks away from Billy)

Greg: thank you for confronting him.

Chase: no problem. I’m Chase. Katie’s friend.

Greg: nice to meet you. I’m Greg. Katie’s husband. (Both shake each other’s hands)

Chase: pleasure to meet you. Um anyway so I work for the police department in Port Charles in Western, New York but for here, I wanted to be in Westport because of this party Doris announced and I wanted to see my whole family.

Greg: I know. It’s so awesome sometimes. You’re my kids’ uncle?

Chase: yes. They call me Uncle Chase.

Greg: yeah but Katie calls you Chase because she’s a friend of yours and that’s what she calls you.

Chase: I know.

Greg: I wish you’d live with us.

Chase: Yeah I know but unfortunately, I live in Port Charles in New York but I’m hoping one day, I move down here.

Greg: We, all of us, would be very happy.

Chase: Yeah. I would be happy for myself.

Greg: Exactly.

Elizabeth: (to Hayden) you got back a couple minutes ago?

Hayden: yep. I paid for the slurpees quickly so I can come back here to watch Oliver cut the ribbon.

Brook Lynn: I don’t want to miss it too.

Lulu: so do I.

Sam: I thought you guys were having lunch?

Elizabeth: Yeah.

Brook Lynn: we are but we’ll finish ours after the ribbon cutting part because we wanted to watch Oliver cut it.

Lulu: Exactly

Hayden: I agree with Brook Lynn and Lulu. When my nephew cuts that ribbon, I am going to be so proud of him.

Kristina: (goes in Billy’s face) how does it feel now to be slapped by a woman who knows that you’re the criminal and you said you’re not? Well guess what…you are a criminal! You are the one who took the scissors away from my stepbrother and you did it anyway. You are a lying selfish bitch! I hope you spend the rest of your life locked up in hell. (Walks away from Billy)

Everyone: (does a naughty ooh) Ooh!

Carly: and I want to make a very special announcement to Billy. (Imitating Billy) oh poor me. I’m Billy. I love to terrorize people. That’s my job. (Regular voice) I want to show you what you’ve done. (Shows Billy the pictures on her phone that Billy took on his phone and showing it to him on Facebook) here, here and here. Poor pathetic scheming Billy who is so jealous of Katie which means that Katie isn’t Billy’s friend anymore.

Everyone: (does a naughty Ooh)

Carly: (to Billy) I can’t wait for you to be so sad and locked up in jail for the rest of your life. (Walks away from Billy and goes next to Hayden)

(everyone does a naughty Ooh and Sonny laughs hysterically because Carly bullied Billy in-person)

Taylor: so now what?

Doris: I don’t know? Cut the ribbon maybe.

Michael: I think so.

(Oliver gets the scissors and waits for 30 seconds)

Anna-Kat: (clapping silently)

Elizabeth: (about Anna-Kat) what the (bleep) is she doing?

Michael: probably applauding because she wants the ribbon to get cut by Oliver.

Brook Lynn: (about Anna-Kat) She’s clapping about it. (Scoffs) give me a break.

Sonny: (laughing nervously because of what Brook Lynn said about Anna-Kat)

Michael: what the hell man.

Angela: this is (bleep) ridiculous.

Katie: (pats Anna-Kat’s back in the same beat with Anna-Kat’s clapping)

Elizabeth: (about Katie) and she’s patting Anna-Kat’s back the same time as Anna-Kat’s clapping.

Hayden: Wow.

Brook Lynn: ugh son of a bitch. (To Billy) you think that it’s just only one big day for all of us to be crashed and burned? No. It’s supposed to be fun. Not a criminal party. So maybe you should understand not to be a criminal anymore. (Walks away from Billy and goes next to Lulu)

Everyone: (does a naughty Ooh)

Doris: just cut the ribbon Oliver.

Oliver: (gets ready to cut the ribbon)

Taylor: (gets her phone out and starts recording for Oliver to cut the ribbon)

Ava: (to Oliver) one, two, three.

Oliver: (cuts the ribbon and everyone is happy and cheering and applauding and everyone who has their hats on toss them up for some confetti)

Taylor: (stops recording and cheers for Oliver)

Anna-Kat: yay. (clapping)

Katie: (clapping with Anna-Kat) (says this sentence while clapping with Anna-Kat) ALRIGHT OLIVER. (Cheers)

Carly: (cheering with the other people especially Sonny, Sam, Molly, Kristina, Elizabeth, Jason, Taylor, Oliver, Josslyn, Michael, Lulu, Brook Lynn, Molly, Kiki, Ava, Hayden, Pam, Jim, Kelly, Angela, Dwight, Andy, Erin, Michael and everyone else that’s cheering)

Meredith: (cheering with everyone)

Robin: here we go. (Her and Emma go have some fun)

(everyone chanting Oliver as they walk and have some fun)

Katie: come on. Let’s have some fun.

Anna-Kat: ok. (Her and Katie have some fun while holding each other’s hands while walking with everyone else)

Hayden: great job Oliver. (Both hug)

Oliver: thanks Aunt Hayden. I knew I could do it.

Hayden: that’s my nephew. (Both continue hugging for 5 seconds)

(chanting for Oliver continues then cheers and applause)

Katie: I like your dress.

Anna-Kat: thanks mama.

Elizabeth: alright. We are in just in time for our lunch break.

Jason: yep. (Him and Elizabeth eat their sandwiches they packed up for after the ribbon getting cut by Oliver) really good.

Elizabeth: mm. Totally.

Katie: your dress is so beautiful.

Anna-Kat: I know mama. (Giggles)

Katie: are you wearing underpants under it?

Karen: (laughing hysterically while walking because of what Katie said to Anna-Kat) you’re funny Katie. (Walks away)

Katie: are you?

Anna-Kat: (checks her private part) no. Why?

Katie: because you have to wear underpants when wearing a dress.

Anna-Kat: what do you mean mama? I only wear a dress and I don’t wear underpants. (Giggles)

Katie: hmm. You like only wearing a dress and no underpants.

Anna-Kat: I do like wearing a dress without underpants mama. See? (Shows her covered dress butt to Katie, Shakes it in front of Katie and giggles)

Brook Lynn: I was wondering about the charity and the dance party should be coming on now. I called Doris and she’s busy.

Lulu: well who’s helping her?

Brook Lynn: Jason and Molly.

Lulu: damn.

Brook Lynn: I know.

Hayden: if anyone wants a $5 slurpee, please come on up now and start paying for it. If not, then save your money until Doris announces that when dinner is ready. Thank You!

Elizabeth: there slurpees?

Hayden: yes. I bought 94 of them at 7 eleven before this charity polo match event started. And besides, I’m here to help.

Anna-Kat: (continues shaking her butt and giggles while doing it)

Katie: hmm. Are you just shaking your butt because no one else is around?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh.

Katie: my little butt shaker. Come here. (Her and Anna-Kat hug while Anna-Kat is giggling) come on. Let’s have some fun together.

Anna-Kat: OK mama. (Her and Katie have some fun together while holding each other’s hands) I have a special song for you mama. (rapping) my mama, she’s my favorite, she gives me love, she gives me hugs, she gives me kisses, my mama is the best and I love her so much because she’s awesome this is why I spend time with her a lot. Uh-huh. Oh yeah. I love to spend time with my mama, oh yeah. My mama is my favorite in my family. (Giggles)

Katie: aw that’s a great song you made up.

Anna-Kat: thanks mama. Rap is my favorite type of music.

Katie: aw my little baby likes rap. Come in here my little sweetheart rapper. (Her and Anna-Kat hug) so, we’ll just sit right here because there’s nothing going on now. So, remember these times I told you?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh.

Katie: so think about it. When you’re a little off, we take a deep breath. We let it all out. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok. (Giggles because she wants a hug from Katie)

Katie: A hug from me is what you were thinking.

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm. (Hugs Katie while giggling)

Katie: (hugs Anna-Kat back while giggling with Anna-Kat) I love you.

Anna-Kat: (says this paragraph during the hug) I love you too. (Katie kisses Anna-Kat during the hug and they both hug more)

Billy: (voice breaking) I’ll just find my car in my way out.

Carly: and don’t come back. Either of ya.

Billy: (starts crying) I’m gone. (Continues crying and sniffles while crying)

Carly: Keep it that way. (To Tara) you too. Leave immediately or I will have security throw you out.

Tara: My pocketbook and the rest of my stuff are in my table. Even my son, Eyo.

Carly: That would be my table and my son for now, and you can pick up your stuff on the curb. And there is one thing before you go. (To Doris) do you have the scissors in your hand from Oliver after he cut the ribbon?

Doris: yeah. (Gives them to Carly)

Carly: (shows the scissors to Tara) maybe you can pawn it.

Tara: screw you.

Carly: I warned you not to mess with my friend, Tara. Now get out.

Tara: (leaves the charity party being extremely upset)

Carly: (to Doris) I knew you’d never fought a bitch like that.

Doris: yeah I thought so too. (Sighs and her and Carly go to the party to enjoy the rest of it)

Hayden: If you want a slurpee, please come on down and start paying for it and then you can have it. Thank You!

Katie: Do you want a slurpee sweetie?

Anna-Kat: Yes mama.

Katie: Yes mama what?

Anna-Kat: Yes please mama.

Katie: Better.

(30 seconds ago)

(Katie and Anna-Kat drink their slurpees)

Anna-Kat: there so good mama.

Katie: I know right? It was Aunt Hayden’s idea. She went to 7 eleven before the charity started.

Hayden: yep. I got 94 of them before the polo match started so I can have them for everyone to have. And besides, I’m here to help.

Katie: Thanks Hayden.

Hayden: You’re welcome. (Both hug)

Karen: Make sure that everyone is going together because this charity is very important. OK? Thank You.

Elizabeth: Oh (bleep) (Her, Jason and their kids go with everyone else) I totally forgot. She should’ve texted me that.

Jason: Don’t worry. I forgot too.

Carly: it’s still continuing. Hell Yeah!

Robin: let’s find Katie and Anna-Kat see where they are.

Emma: I hope she’s next to us because she’s my favorite cousin to see in the whole family.

Robin: I know. You love her so much.

Emma: mm-hmm.

Sam: Where is everyone?

Patrick: Right by Karen.

Sam: OK. (Her and Patrick go with everyone else)

Katie: Sweetie we gotta go with everyone now.

Anna-Kat: but mama we’re spending time together. Right?

Katie: we’ll still be spending time with each other but we have to still go with everyone else because of what Karen said, this charity is very important. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok. But we’re gonna be with strangers and I’m scared of them. (Gets scared because they’re gonna be with strangers)

Katie: Don’t worry. We’ll be with our family members. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok.

Katie narrating: Anna-Kat is always spending time with me during Doris’ charity.

Katie: When is Doris putting up the Dj?

Elizabeth: Maybe at 4:30.

Sam: I’m hoping so.

Katie: Excellent. So when I was asking Anna-Kat about her dress I say to her Are you wearing underpants under it?

Elizabeth: (laughing hysterically because of what Katie said) That is a funny question. (continues laughing hysterically)

Tara: (to Sonny) so then Avery was like shut the (bleep) up to me and then she kept saying (bleep)

Sonny: (laughing hysterically)

Sam: Jason, I hope you’re having a great time.

Jason: oh I’m having a great time. I’m just spending time with Elizabeth and then during the dance part, I’ll spend time with you.

Sam: alright. Thank you. See you later.

Jason: you as well. (Both kiss and they both walk away from each other)

Kristen: (showing a picture to Doris) this is the place where the boat was.

Doris: nice. I’ve been on that boat before.

Kristen: yeah. My son loves it so much he wants to hug it every time.

Doris: (laughing hysterically)

(Emma and Anna-Kat giggle while having some fun playing with each other)

Katie: They’re so sweet together.

Robin: yeah. They love each other the most.

Katie: I agree.

Dwight: I heard Katie saying to Anna-Kat let me do this. (Clears throat) I heard Katie saying to Anna-Kat about her dress are you wearing underpants under it?

Brook Lynn: (laughing hysterically) that is the funniest part that Katie has said to Anna-Kat. (Continues laughing hysterically)

Taylor: (laughing hysterically with Eyo)

Eyo: I love you.

Taylor: I love you too. (Her and Eyo laugh hysterically, kiss and hug)

Eyo: my baby, my favorite girlfriend.

Taylor: my favorite boyfriend. (Her and Eyo laugh hysterically and hug)

Jason: how the hell are we gonna get this ceremony set up?

Molly: I don’t know? We just have to get a few balloons.

Jason: I think so. The charity was supposed to be fun and nice and it is now thanks to Oliver. Now he’s setting us up with a new thing that we would be token away my entire damn life. It was supposed to be a new ID thing.

Doris: probably not.

Molly: Jason might not know Doris. He might not know.

Oliver: ugh that was tough.

Greg: you and Billy? Yeah, but you have me and your mom so you have both of us.

Oliver: where’s Mom?

Greg: she’s hanging out with Anna-Kat.

Oliver: OK.

Katie: So my little princess I was thinking about you spending time with me.

Anna-Kat: I always do mama because I spend time with you a lot because I'm your favorite person.

Katie: Yes and I'm your favorite person too. Come here. (Both hug)

Anna-Kat: (acts like a weirdo and giggles while acting like a weirdo)

Katie: aw my little weirdo come here. (Both hug)

Anna-Kat: (acts like a weirdo more while hugging)

Pam: (Eats her nachos she got for lunch) They are so delicious. Mm. (Continues eating her nachos she got for lunch) So good.

Dwight: Where’d you get those?

Pam: From the bar.

Dwight: There’s a bar?

Pam: (Talks while eating) Yeah. It’s right by the opposite side where Oliver cut the ribbon. It’s in the back though.

Dwight: OK. (Goes to the bar and gets himself something for lunch)

(4:30 PM)

Doris: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's now time for the polo match dance party.

Everyone: (cheers and applause and they all go to the DJ)

Brook Lynn: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. WOO!

Elizabeth: Are you ready Katie?

Katie: yep. (To Anna-Kat) Are you ready?

Anna-Kat: Uh-huh. Yay. (claps while walking)

Katie: Hold my hand though. OK?

Anna-Kat: OK. (her and Katie hold each other's hands while walking)

Doris: Here we go. (Puts on some disco music)

Everyone: (cheering louder and dance)

Carly: Alright.

Sam: Yeah.

Michael: This is the best day ever.

Sam: Oh yeah.

Pam: so awesome.

Michael: I can feel my whole life dancing.

Erin: so can I Michael. So can I.

Karen: (bleep) yeah.

(Everyone cheers again while dancing)

(Sam and Jason kiss and then they dance some more)

Elizabeth: Fantastic.

Jason: Oh yeah.

Carly: Hell yeah.

Sonny: (laughing hysterically because of what Carly said) hell yeah is right. (Him and Carly kiss)

(Katie and Anna-Kat hug while everyone is dancing)

Hayden: (says this paragraph while dancing) WOO-HOO! (Continues dancing)

Doris: Is everybody having an awesome time partying out?

Everyone: HELL YEAH! (everyone cheers again while dancing)

Katie: Come on Anna-Kat. Let's do it. Let's stomp our feet and clap our hands.

Anna-Kat: Oh yeah. (giggles while dancing with Katie and they both clap while dancing)

Taylor: I am so happy.

Eyo: Oh yeah.

Tara: I love it.

Kristina: I am so happy. (Cheers)

Kiki: hell yeah bitches.

Sonny: (laughing hysterically because of what Kiki said)

Greg: Well Katie, This is it.

Katie: Yep. Jason is here to party. So is Josslyn and Michael.

Greg: Sweet. (Both kiss during the dance party)

Sam: Damn this is awesome.

Kiki: Yep. So are those people. Katie and Anna-Kat.

Sam: Yep. They love to spend time together.

Kiki: Yeah because Katie is Anna-Kat's mom and her favorite parent.

Sam: Exactly.

Doris: Who's rocking the house over there?

Everyone: WE ARE! (Cheering)

Doris: Here comes the Cha Cha Slide.

Brook Lynn: holy (bleep) (cheers)

Lulu: this is the best day ever.

Brook Lynn: yep. I agree Lulu.

Lulu: with Doris would’ve danced with us.

Brook Lynn: yeah. But she’s in charge of the charity so yeah.

Lulu: sure.

Brook Lynn: (laughing hysterically)

Doris: get ready for cha cha slide.

Anna-Kat: Ooh My favorite song ever.

Katie: I know. You love to clap your hands.

Anna-Kat: Uh-huh.

Katie: Well Get ready to clap some more.

Anna-Kat: Yay. (Clapping)

Katie: (giggles, her and Anna-Kat hug and rub each other's backs during it then dance to the Cha Cha Slide)

Mr C: Everybody Clap Your Hands. Clap clap clap clap your hands. (Everyone does the clapping during the words especially Katie and Anna-Kat)

Mr C: FREEZE! Everybody clap your hands. (Everyone waves their hands to the air during the clapping while Katie and Anna-Kat are clapping after the line Mr C says and during that, Brook Lynn and Lulu laugh hysterically because everyone else is waving their hands during the clapping part of cha cha slide)

Katie: You are doing so good. Let's clap some more.

Anna-Kat: Yeah. (both continue clapping to the beat)

Doris: And now, Here's some Party Rock.

Everyone: (cheering and dancing while the song plays)

Pam: so happy this is cool. (Drinks the Diet Coke) this is awesome. A little diet cock.

Sonny: (laughing hysterically)

Katie: my little Anna-Kat.

Anna-Kat: my big mama. (Giggles while her and Katie hug)

Lulu: (laughing hysterically because of what Anna-Kat said to Katie) did you hear what Anna-Kat said?

Brook Lynn: yep. It was so hysterical.

Lulu: (continues laughing hysterically because of what Anna-Kat said to Katie)

(10 minutes later)

Robin: here I go with the disappearing and (drumroll plays and then it stops) boom!

(Anna-Kat and Emma gasp happily and they clap their hands for Robin)

Robin: (takes a bow while Emma and Anna-Kat are clapping for Robin)

(5:00 PM)

Karen: (to all the little kids) Alright all you little kids. Who’s ready to go on the playground for a couple minutes?

All the little kids: (cheering and they all run to the playground and they hang out on the bench, tables and everywhere else)

Taylor: (spends time with Eyo) Well, it’s about damn time.

Eyo: that’s right. (Him and Taylor kiss)

Anna-Kat: (slides down the slide on the playground) wheeeeee (Giggles) (hugs Taylor and Taylor hugs her back) I’m sorry for annoying you yesterday.

Taylor: I accept your apology.

Anna-Kat: Thanks. (Giggles and gallops away)

Tara: well it’s time. We just have to understand that we don’t have our new lives yet.

Molly: of course.

Sam: exactly.

Carly: I would see that never have I ever feel like a prince of (bleep)

(all laugh)

Katie: are you ok now that you went in the slide?

Anna-Kat: yeah. But I need to go to the bathroom. (Holds her hooha) I need to go.

Katie: don’t worry. I’ll take you to the bathroom immediately. (Takes Anna-Kat to the bathroom) there you go.

(after the bathroom)

Katie: feel better now?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh.

Katie: good. Come on. We’ve got a couple minutes till the ceremony. OK?

Anna-Kat: OK.

Katie: come on. (Her and Anna-Kat walk along holding each other’s hands) keep your hand with mine.

Anna-Kat: ok. (Acts like a weirdo and giggles while acting like a weirdo)

Katie: (chuckles) I love you weirdo.

Anna-Kat: I love you too mama. (Giggles and her and Katie hug because they love each other so much)

(6:15 PM)

Elizabeth: I’m hungry.

Jason: so am I.

Elizabeth: I hope that there is baked ziti for dinner.

(6:30 PM)

Doris: ladies and gentlemen, it’s now time for the polo match dinner.

Everyone: (light cheering and applause and they all grab a plate and take whatever food Doris set up)

Lulu: Why was everyone cheering so quietly?

Brook Lynn: Because they had a lot of screaming to do at the top of their lungs.

Lulu: Wow.

Elizabeth: (eats the baked ziti) this is so good.

Jason: (eats the baked ziti) yeah. I love it.

Katie: Anna-Kat you want baked ziti?

Anna-Kat: (gasps happily) yes mama.

Katie: ok honey.

Anna-Kat: (acts like a weirdo and giggles while acting like a weirdo) (eats the baked ziti)

(when it was ceremony time)

(7 PM)

Doris: Katie, it’s time.

Katie: OK thank you Doris. (To Anna-Kat) come on.

(7:15 PM)

Sam: alright. It’s starting.

(piano plays and after it plays, Katie, Greg, Taylor, Oliver, Elizabeth, Jason, Molly, Kristina, Carly, Sonny, Sam, Lulu, Brook Lynn, Josslyn, Kiki, Ava, Shiloh, Nina, Willow, Michael, Pam, Dwight, Erin, Andy, Angela, Kelly, Kevin, Phyllis, Meredith, Nellie, Jan, Holly and Michael are taking pictures with their phones during the applause while Anna-Kat is clapping with the other people)

Doris: (comes onstage while the applause co continues and the applause stops and lets her speech begin) thank you. And welcome to this beautiful polo match ceremony. I would now like to welcome Oliver Otto.

Oliver: (walks on the stage) please do the pledge of allegiance with me. (Everyone puts their right hand in their heart) (everyone says it with Oliver) I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic, for which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all. And now, Taylor Otto will be singing the star spangled banner.

Taylor: (walks on the stage) (singing) oh say can you see by the dawns early light. What so proudly we hailed at the twilights last gleaming, who’s broad striped and bright stars through the perilous fight. O’er the ramparts we watched were so galantly streaming. And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that are flag was still there. Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave, O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.

(cheers and applause)

Carly: YEAH TAYLOR. WOO.

Doris: (walks onstage) thank you Taylor for that star spangled banner. And now I would like to present to you our friends awards and they are...Katie Otto.

(applause)

Katie: (comes up and earns her metal from one of the servers)

Doris: and Angela last name unknown.

(applause)

Sonny: (laughing hysterically because of what Doris said about Angela last name unknown so during the applause, he starts laughing hysterically)

Doris: you may be seated.

(applause)

Greg: good job Katie. I’m so proud of you.

Katie: thanks honey.

(After the ceremony, everyone having distinct conversations)

(8 PM)

Brook Lynn: Can I just have everyone’s attention for a quick sec? (Everyone faces Brook Lynn) I just want to thank Katie and Doris for everyone they have done to make this charity event very important. Everyone give them a very big round of applause.

(Everyone applauds for Katie and Doris and they both take a bow while everyone is applauding for them)

(home)

(8:30 PM)

Billy: Taylor, I like that boyfriend of yours. (To Anna-Kat) sweetheart, I could’ve done anything without you.

Anna-Kat: OK. But I don’t know when I get my electronics back.

Karen: (laughing because of what Anna-Kat said)

Katie: aw I know it hurts. come inside and you and I will hang out. (Her and Anna-Kat go inside in the living room) (sighs) are you ok?

Anna-Kat: (starts crying) a little.

Katie: aw do you wanna cry?

Anna-Kat: (nods and her and Katie hug and Katie rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is crying)

Katie: it’s ok my sweetheart. I understand you want them, but you gotta earn them. Do you wanna do reward systems?

Anna-Kat: mm-hmm. (Gets all sad and hides her hair in her face and gets sad and shy)

Katie: aw my baby princess sweetheart, (hugs Anna-Kat and rubs her back during it while Anna-Kat is still shy) it’s ok. So starting in September, we’ll do reward systems for you. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok. (Both hug)

Billy: so here I go. I’ll see you around everyone.

Molly: great. Well thanks for coming.

Billy: your welcome Molly. Anytime.

(The day after)

(8 AM)

Katie: (goes to Anna-Kat’s room) Anna-Kat, I know you want your electronics back but you were still annoying Taylor and Oliver and it’s not ok. I know that you like electronics but life isn’t all about you. You know that right?

Anna-Kat: right. But I love them.

Katie: I know you love them sweetheart.

Anna-Kat: (voice breaking) I know but it’s not fair. Taylor and Oliver can use their phones whatever they want. (Crying)

Katie: yeah because they are adults and you know that. Your still a kid and I have to take away your electronics because you keep doing the wrong thing. And it’s not ok. And I know you’re crying because you want your electronics back I know. (Both Katie and Anna-Kat hug while Anna-Kat is still crying) but sometimes, we get a little nervous about losing things. right?

Anna-Kat: (crying) right. But I’m nervous now and I don’t know when I’m getting them back.

Katie: you’ll get them back tomorrow as long as you don’t annoy Taylor and Oliver. OK?

Anna-Kat: (still crying) ok.

Katie: aww sweetheart it’s ok. (Both hug while Anna-Kat continues crying) but you have your stuffed animals. Right?

Anna-Kat: right.

Katie: why don’t you get one and you and I will spend some time in your room.

Anna-Kat: I have one right here. It’s a stuffed animal bear. He’s so sweet and gives me love very much.

Katie: aww that’s so sweet. I love you very much.

Anna-Kat: I love you very much too. (Both hug and Anna-Kat’s stuffed animal joins in)

Doris: (comes in the Otto house) Katie have you seen my scissors?

Greg: Katie’s not down here she’s upstairs with Anna-Kat.

Doris: OK thank you Greg. Taylor, have you seen my scissors?

Taylor: no. Why?

Doris: because Oliver was trying to cut them and now my kids stole them and I’m trying to find them here and they’re not.

Taylor: OK. I’ll see you round.

Doris: ok bye. (Opens and closes the door) (sighs angrily) I can’t find them anywhere. (Walks away angrily)

Sam: so I stopped this from them and I went it from Tara to Jason and then Jason to Elizabeth.

Carly: that’s so cool.

(The next day)

Katie: (knocks on Anna-Kat’s door)

Anna-Kat: come in mama.

Katie: (opens Anna-Kat’s door)

Katie: sweetheart, I just wanna say that I’m proud of you for doing good yesterday and not annoying Taylor and Oliver. I’ve got something for you. (Gives Anna-Kat the iPad)

Anna-Kat: (gasps happily) thank you mama.

Katie: your welcome sweetheart.

(both hug)

Katie: you can use it for a half an hour and when I say it’s time to get off, your gonna give me the iPad, and as long as you behave more for me, I’ll give you more time in it.

Anna-Kat: ok mama. I promise I will behave.

Katie: ok. Now go have fun.

(half an hour ago)

Katie: we’re you going?

Taylor: Molly, Kristina and I going to hang out with our friends for a little bit.

Katie: have fun. I love you.

Taylor: love you too bye. (Opens the door for Kristina and Molly and closes the door)

Kristina: later Katie.

Molly: later Kate.

Katie: bye. Anna-Kat, it’s time to get off the iPad now. Give it to me please.

Anna-Kat: (gives Katie the iPad)

Katie: thank you. Now if you get to behave more for me today, you’ll have more time with it.

Anna-Kat: ok. I promise. I really promise. I always promise. (Hugs Katie and Katie hugs her back)

Katie: aww I promise too.

Anna-Kat: (goes to her room to get her stuffed animal panda then comes downstairs)

Katie: do you wanna watch a movie?

Anna-Kat: (gasps happily) uh-huh.

Katie: aww and you have your stuffed animal bear with you.

Anna-Kat: uh-huh. I love him so much.

Katie: aww he loves you too.

Anna-Kat; (Giggles and hugs her stuffed animal bear)

Katie: come on. Let’s watch despicable me. I’ll get us some popcorn for us.

Anna-Kat: ok.

Katie: so sit back, relax and get comfy with your stuffed bear.

Anna-Kat: ok.

Katie: (gets the popcorn in the microwave for 1 whole minute) popcorn’s ready.

Anna-Kat: ok mama.

Katie: (turns on despicable me)

Anna-Kat: (lays on Katie’s arms)

Katie: aww I love you too. (Rubs Anna-Kat’s back)

(45 minutes ago)

Taylor: (opens and closes the door) hey mom. (Looks at the tv) what the hell is this?

Anna-Kat: it’s despicable me. And it’s my favorite movie.

Taylor: well I’m going to go to my room and watch some stuff on my phone. (Walks upstairs to her room)

(Both Katie and Anna-Kat eat popcorn)

(when the credits come up)

(both clapping because the movie was over)

Katie: (turns the tv off) alright. You can go on the iPad for another 30 minutes.

Anna-Kat: ok mama.

Greg: Katie, was that despicable me you and Anna-Kat were watching?

Katie: yeah why?

Greg: just checking.

Katie: ok.

Katie: kids dinner.

(kids come down)

Katie: so I just decided that I wanted to make sloppy joes.

Anna-Kat: (gasps happily) my favorite dinner of all time. Thanks mama.

(Taylor and Oliver) thanks mom.

Katie: (to Anna-Kat) you, I am so proud of you. Your on your pjs already?

Anna-Kat; yeah. Because I like to put them on before dinner.

Katie: aww you don’t like clothes do you?

Anna-Kat: nah. I love pajamas. My favorite to put on.

Katie: the rest of us like clothes then.

(Katie, Greg, Taylor, Oliver, Carly, Sonny, Sam, Molly, Kristina, Elizabeth and Jason) yeah.

(the day after)

(6:30 AM)

Anna-Kat: (watching miss spider’s sunny patch friends on tv on demand)

Katie: (yawns, hears miss spider’s sunny patch friends and goes downstairs to see Anna-Kat) sweetheart why are you awake early?

Anna-Kat: because I wanna watch miss spider’s sunny patch friends on Nick jr on demand. (Giggles)

Katie: it’s not on tv anymore but ok. Is that your favorite show?

Anna-Kat: yeah. (Acts like cuckoo pants and giggles while acting like cuckoo pants)

Katie: it’s too early to act like cuckoo pants. People are still sleeping. You don’t wanna wake up Taylor and Oliver.

Anna-Kat: no mama. I wouldn’t because I would never.

Katie: that’s good sweetie. (Both hug and both watch miss spider’s sunny patch friends on tv on demand) who’s your favorite character on this show?

Anna-Kat: I like Shimmer because she’s very athletic and cute and funny. (Giggles)

Katie: that’s good. I like the mom because I’m a mom and she’s like me. (Giggles) and Shimmer is like cuckoo pants. (Giggles)

Anna-Kat: (Giggles)

Katie: (chuckles) come here cuckoo pants. (Both hug and rub each other’s backs during it while Anna-Kat is still acting like cuckoo pants and while they’re both watching miss spider’s sunny patch friends)

Anna-Kat: (barks like a dog and continues acting like cuckoo pants)

Katie: (says this paragraph during the hug) my little doggy. I love you too.

Anna-Kat: (pints likes a dog and giggles)

Katie: you wanna Cheerio?

Anna-Kat: yeah. (Pints like a dog while being all happy and giggly)

Katie: get it my girly.

Anna-Kat: (eats the cheerio from her mouth and barks like a dog and giggles while acting like cuckoo pants)

Katie: (chuckles and rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is acting like cuckoo pants and Anna-Kat giggles while acting like cuckoo pants and acting like a dog and her and Anna-Kat hug while Anna-Kat is acting like cuckoo pants and giggles while acting like a dog)

Anna-Kat: (runs upstairs to her room and brings her stuffed animal monkey downstairs and hugs it while acting like cuckoo pants and giggles while acting like cuckoo pants)

Katie: (chuckles) you’re so cuckoo pants. (Giggles)

Anna-Kat: (continues acting like cuckoo pants and hugs Katie while acting like cuckoo pants)

(3;20 PM)

Everyone: (dancing to don’t stop believin)

Anna-Kat: (hugging her stuffed animal shimmer from miss spider’s sunny patch friends while everyone is dancing to don’t stop believin)

## References

v • e • d *American Housewife*  episodes