Gender Bender/Transcript

**(Note: - Equals Either A Split In The Intro Graphics Or A Graphic That Takes Two Lines To Show [EX. Maverick Hunter City,  New York])**

**(A.D. 23XX)**

## Part 1: The Big Change

(The Episode Begins With The Boy Symbol & Girl Symbol Combining And Then Switching Colors As The Title "Gender Bender" Fades In And The Title Fades Into The Maverick Hunter Society As We Then Fade Into Donovan Putting The Finishing Touches On His Newest Invention, The Gender Switcher 5000.)

**Donovan D:** There! It's Finally Done! Now All I Need Is A Test Subject!

(He Sees A Caged Hen And Connects His Buster To The Machine And Shoots At It And It Turns Into A Rooster, Donovan Makes A Fist Pump At His Success)

**Donovan D:** YES! IT WORKED!!! NOW I CAN CHANGE ANYONE GENDER! But I Won't Put This On My Friends Though

(As He Says That, Solaris From Overhead Heard His Comments)

**Solaris:** A Machine That Can Change Anyone's Gender? Well, Let's See If Your Machine Can Handle This!

(Solaris Shoots A Dark Energy Sphere At The Machine, Causing It To Malfunction. It Explodes And Sends A Current Of Its Power All Over Town, Switching Characters' Genders.)

(Meanwhile, Cheyenne Miller Prepares To Kiss Brandon Germain, When She Switches Genders And Becomes Christian.)

**Christian M:** What The Fuck!! I'm A Guy?!!

**Brandon G:** What The!! Am I Gay?!!!

(Brandon Is Shocked, Even More So When He Becomes Britney.)

**Britney G:** GAH!!! Why In God's Name Am I A Girl?!

**Christian M:** I Don't Know, But Something Tells Me That Something Or Someone Is Changing Everyone's Gender!

**Britney G:** We Need To Figure This Out Quickly!

(Meanwhile, Jared, Molly, Alisia, And Lily Are Walking In The Park)

**Lily G:** Ugh! Why Do I Feel Funny All Of A Sudden!

(Lily Turns Into Larry)

**Jared G:** Lily?! Why Are You A Guy All Of A Sudden

(Jared Turns Into Julian)

**Molly T:** I'm Confused, What The Hell Is Happening To Us?!!!

(Molly Turns Into Michael)

**Alisia G:** OH MY GOD!!! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!

(Alisia Turns Into Andrew, Before Encountering Britney And Christian)

**Christian M:** Guys! Are You Okay?!

**Julian G:** Yeah, We Just Changed Gender For Some Reason…

**Britney G:** Oh Dear Lord!!! What The Hell Is Happening.

(A Montage Then Happens Of People Changing Gender All Of A Sudden, Starting With Cuddles Going To Kiss Anais Before She Turns Into Andy And Then Cuddles Turns Into Snuggles And Their Kid Andrew Turns Into Andrea, Dylan Is Playing Guitar Hero With Pitch Before He Changes Into Destiny, As Pitch Becomes A Boy)

**Pitch:** Well, Guess I Can No Longer Brag About Being The Only Female Having A Penis…

(The Montage Continues With Toothy Walking With Petunia And Handy Before Petunia Becomes Peter, Toothy And Handy Are Confused Before They Both Become Girls And Freak Out.)

**Hannah & Gappy:** GAH! IT'S FREAKY FRIDAY ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

(Josh Is Painting A Picture Of The Local Bank Before He Turns Into Josephine, Ale Walks By In This Confused Before Turning Into Al)

**Al:** Um, No Comment

(Lifty And Shifty Then Rob The Bank Before Turning Into Swifty And Thrifty, Both And Look At Each Other And Giggle Maniacally As They Ran Away With What They Stole, Splendid Was After Them Before Changing Into Splenda, But Shrugs And Still Goes After Them Anyways. The Dolbear And Carlson Family See The Female Lifty And Shifty And Are Confused Before They All Change Genders, Ryan D Turns Into Riley, Cheyenne Turns Into Cody, Rose Turns Into Ricky, Hunter Turns Into Hope, Austin Turns Into Anna And Jordan Turns Into Justin)

**Justin C:** (Speaking From The Male Jordan Cole's Perspective) What The! Am I Really My Brother?!

(Then A Split Screen Of Three Shows Everyone Changing Genders, Starting with Xavier & Zoe Turning Into Xia & Zach, Snowers And Giggles Turning Into Chuckles And Snowy, Ryan Z Turning Into Rebecca, Trevor And Carina Turning Into Trinity And Cary, Mime Turning Into Mimette, Flippy Turning Into Twitchy, Krazy Turning Into Karson, Disco Bear Turning Into Diva Bear, Alex S And Alexis D Changing Gender And Swapping Names To Alexis S And Alex D, Nutty And Russell Turning Into Rachel And Sweetie, Lammy And Mr. Pickles Turning Into Rammy and Mrs. Pickles, Roselle And Sniffles Turning Into Rob And Snuffles, And Lumpy Turning Into Lumpette. Flaky Then Arrives Home From A Trip To Australia)

**Flaky:** Man, I Didn't Realize Aussie Outback Friends Actually Exist In The HTF Community.

(She Then Sees The Shock Wave From Donovan's Machine Coming For Her)

**Flaky:** OH MY GOD!! NOT A ATOM BOMB SHOCKWAVE!!! GWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(Flaky Is Knocked Over By The Shockwave And Gets Back Up As She Is Turned Into Flakem, Having His Fur Dark Red And Gaining A Scar Over One Of His Eyes)

**Flakem:** Ugh!! What In The Bloody Hell Happened? (Looks At Himself) AND WHY AM I A GUY!!!!

(The Scene Then Circles Wipes Into The Town Trying To Adapt With Their New Genders)

**Britney G:** (Rushes To The Girls Restroom To Pee) I Guess I'll Be Using This Restroom From Now On (Still Pretends She's A Male And Stands Up To Pee) Okay Any Second Now It Should (She Looks Down And Realize That She Doesn't Have A Penis) Wait, If I Don't Have A Penis, Then Where Is The… (Before She Finished Her Sentence She Pees All Over The Floor And Realizing Her Urinating Hole Is On The Backside Of Her Body Where Her Butt Is.) OH, OF COURSE!!!

(Meanwhile In The Male Bathroom, Christian Is Peeing Like A Male Should In A Urinal)

**Christian M:** Well This Is Awkward, Never Had A Penis Before!

**Pitch:** Speak For Yourself Christian!

(The Scene Cuts To Trinity Realizing That She's A Female Ferret)

**Trinity H:** OH MY GOD!! I KNEW MY COMMENTS TOWARDS LUSTLY WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT ME!!! CARY, PUT YOUR DICK IN ME AND FAST!!!

**Cary C:** Uh, Ok?!

(We Don't See The Actual Sex Scene Because The Scene Cuts Away Back To Maverick Hunter Society Before It Happens)

**Diana D:** Ugh! What Happened To Me?!

(Donovan Then Sees That She's Is Now A Female)

**Diana D:** Oh My God!! Why am i a girl?! Emily, Come Here Quick!! Something Terrible Has Happened!!

**Ethan M:** Uh, It's Ethan, But I Guess You Can Say That!

**Diana D:** Wait, You Changed Too?!

**Ethan M:** Yes, But My Question Is, How Did This All Happen?!

**Diana D:** I Don't Know, All I Knew Was Something Shot The Machine And Exploded Causing A Shock Wave To Go Around The Town And Changing Everyone's Gender!

**Ethan M:** Don't Worry, I Made A Gender Reverter Gun (Shoot That At Diana And Then At Himself)

**Donovan D:** Thanks Emily, Now Let's Turn To Town Back To What They Were Before

**Solaris:** Not On My Watch (Should Say Dark Energy Ball At Both Of Them And Both Of Them Dodge)

**Donovan D:** What?! Solaris?! You Destroyed My Machine?!

**Solaris:** Yes, Because I Wanted To Make You All Suffer Through Life As The Opposite Gender, Now That That Stupid Wife Of Yours Made A Gender Reverter Gun, I Will Not Let You Go Through With Your Plan Of Returning Everything To Normal!!! Because I'm Going To Kill You Right Then And There And Break Your Gun So The Town Will Be Oppositely Gendered... Forever!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Donovan Shoots His Buster At Solaris Damaging Her Momentarily, While Both Donovan And Emily Run Away)

**Donovan D:** We Got To Alert The Other Hunters And Tree Friends About This!

**Emily M:** And I Know A Place We Can Do That!

--End Of Part 1--

## Part 2: The Hunters & Tree Friends Versus Solaris

(Fade Up To The Bedroom After Cary In Trinity Have Sex)

**Trinity H:** Ahh! That Is So Much Better!!

**Cary C:** My Question Is, If We Would Revert To The Regular Gender We Were Before, Would I Become Pregnant If That Was The Case After We Had Sex?

**Trinity H:** I Don't Know, Donovan Probably Would Have Known Anyways… (Scene Zooms Out To A Window Of Their House, As Donovan And Emily run by Before Stopping And Seeing The Female Trevor And Male Carina)

**Donovan D:** Let's Do This Quickly! Because Trevor Being A Female Ferret Is Too Dangerous For Him!

(He Fires His Gender Reverter Gun At Trinity And Cary, Reverting Them Back To Trevor And Carina)

**Trevor H:** What The?! HELL YEAH, WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL!!!

**Carina C:** Wait?! How Are We Back To Our Normal Genders?!

(Donovan Is Seen From Outside One Of Their Windows)

**Donovan D:** Guys, We Need Your Help!!! Get Out Of Here!!!

**Trevor H:** What The, Is That Donovan?!

(Both Of Them Go Outside To see Donovan And Emily Still Themselves)

**Carina C:** Hey, How Come You Two Were Unaffected By The Blast?!

**Emily M:** We Were, But Before The Machine Exploded That Donovan Invented, I Invented This Gender Reverter Gun To Revert Everyone Back To Normal.

**Donovan D:** But Now Solaris Wants To Destroy It, We Need To Warn Everyone So Come On!!!

**Trevor H:** Solaris Is Back? Yeah, That's The Definite Emergency!! Let's Head To The GBS 11 Studios To Warn Everyone.

**Emily M:** That's Exactly Where We're Going So Come On, Let's Go Warn The Town!!!

(Meanwhile Everyone Is Walking Around The Town Before A Transmission Interrupts One Of The TV On One Of The Biggest Buildings)

**Robot Voice:** Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!

(The Warning Graphic Then Changes Into The Face Of Trevor Hughes As Everyone Is Confused Why He's Back To Normal)

**Trevor H:** Sorry To Interrupt Your Day, But We Are In A Massive State Of Emergency!! If You're Wondering Why I'm Back To A Male, My Friend Donovan Reverted Me Carina, Himself And Emily Back To Their Normal Genders With This Gender Reverter Gun (Donovan Shows The Gun), And We Need All Of Your Help. Solaris Is Back And Is Trying To Make This Gender Change Pandemic Permanent, So All Hunters Grab All Your Weapons And All Tree Friends Arm Yourselves With Whatever You Can Find! Will Be There To Arm Ourselves As Well! Ending Transmission!!!

(Twitchy Starts To Twitch)

**Karson:** Twitchy? Is There Something Wrong My Dear?!

**Twitchy:** Yeah! I Hate Solaris So Much! In Fact I Hate Her So Much, It's Going To Make Me Flip Out Right Here And Now!!!

(Twitchy Turns Into Her Evil Alter Ego Tmitchy)

**Tmitchy:** Everyone!!! Get Ready For War Because It's About Time We Get Paid Back On That Stupid Bitch!!! And I Mean It!!!!

(Everyone Stands In Silence As Their Oblivious Of What's Going On)

**Britney:** (Turning Into Bratney) GRRRRRRRR!!! GUYS!!!! DON'T JUST STAND AROUND AND DO NOTHING!!!! GET YOUR WEAPONS AND LET'S GO!!!!

(Everyone still Stand In Silence)

**Tmitchy & Bratney:** NOW!!!!!

(Everyone Then Rushes Around To Get Their Weapons And Prepare Themselves For The Upcoming Battle Between Them And Solaris)

(Meanwhile Trevor And The Gang Returned Back To The Gender Equivalent Hunters And Friends)

**Trevor H:** Thank God You Heard My Warning!

**Bratney G:** They Almost Didn't Until Me And Tmitchy Told Them To Do It.

**Trevor H:** (Blushes) I Don't Know About You, But You Actually Look Hotter As A Girl!

**Bratney G:** (Grabs Trevor Shirt) Don't Be Flirting With Me, I'm Already Married! And Don't You Already Have A Girlfriend You Should Be Attending To?!

**Donovan D:** Okay, This Is Getting Nowhere! (Shoots His Gender Reverter Gun To Turn Britney Back To Brandon, Who Is In His Branbon Evil Form, He Look Them In Himself Shocked And Then Looks At Trevor Angrily)

**Trevor H:** Um, It Isn't What It Sounds Like!!

(Branbon Then Punches Trevor So Hard In The Eye, That His Eye Pops Out And Breaks Off)

**Trevor H:** GAH!! MY EYE!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!

**Branbon G:** Because I Hate Your Goddamn Gay Fantasies! That's Why!! Enough Said, Let's Take Out This Bitch!!!

(Solaris Then Appears And Sees The Army Of People In Front Of Her)

**Solaris:** Ah, What's This?! An Army Of Gender-Bented HTFs Are Going To Face Me All-On-One! Big Mistake You Guys!! In Fact You're Mistake Is So Big, It Will End All Your Existence Itself!!

(Solaris Then Blast Is A Dark Energy Sphere Into The Ground And Summons Dark Copies Of Evil HTF Characters, Such As Xeba, Neozor, Devious, Poachy, Fliqpy, Alice, Krimson, Flakie, Lifty, And Shifty Among Others)

**Branbon G:** All Right Guys!!! This Is The Moment We've Been Waiting For!!! Let's Get Them!!!

(Everyone Charges In And The Battle Begins. Hannah, Gappy, Peter, Al, Josephine, Lumpette, Mimette, Rachelle, Snuffles, Rob, Rammy, & Mrs. Pickles Were Killed By Shadow Xeba, And Alexis S, Anna C, Justin C, Rylee D, Cody W, Christian M, Branbon G, Tmitchy, Flakem, & Splenda Kill Shadow Xeba. Julian G, Andrew G, Larry G, Michael T & Karson Were Killed By Shadow Neozor And Snowy, Hope D, Ricky C, & Chuckles Kill Shadow Neozor. Swifty And Thrifty And Shadow Lifty And Shifty Kill Each Other. Branbon Then Simmons In The Modulus Buster Model Hurricane To Obliterate The Other Shadow Copies Before Turning His Attention To Solaris.)

**Branbon G:** Now!!! All That's Left Is You!!! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END!!!

(Branbon Charges Up The Modulus Buster Model Hurricane Before Trevor Stops Him)

**Trevor H:** Wait Brandon! (Turns The Knob On The Gun To Gender Converter) I Think I Have A Much Better Punishment For Her!! Have You Ever Heard Of The Song Boys Will Be Boys By Dua Lipa

**Solaris:** The Hell?! I Ain't Got Time To Listen To That Shit!

**Trevor H:** Well, I Only Bring It Up Because… You Are One, You Are A Boy. It May Not Look Like It Right Now, But I Assure You… You Will Become Masculine!!!

(Trevor Fires The Buster At Solaris And Hits Her In The Face, Causing Her To Fall To The Ground And Hit It, Everyone Cheers In The Defeat Of Solaris)

**Trevor H:** Now Let's Turn Everyone Else Except Solaris Back To Normal!

(He Turns The Knob Back To The Gender Reverter Side, As Brandon Germain Activates A Protector Bubble [Bubble Lead, Or The Bubble Barrier From Sonic] For Solaris So He Is Not Affected. Trevor Then Shoots The Gun Up Into The Sky And Causes A Shock Wave To Turn Everyone Back To Their Normal Selves. Everyone Cheers As The Scene Cuts To Dylan And Pitch.)

**Pitch:** Now I Can Brag To The Other Females That I'm The Only One That Has A Dick Again!

(All The Female Characters Look On In Complete Disgust As Petunia Vomits)

**Female Characters:** EEEWWW!!!!

**Pitch:** WHAT! IT'S TRUE!!!

(Solaris Slowly Gets Up From The Ground)

**Solaris:** You May Have Won This Time! But I Assure You I Will…

**Yumi:** Hey There!!! You'll Make An Excellent Replacement For Flippy As My Boyfriend… (Evil An Evil Voice) Forever!!!

(Yumi Drags Solaris Off Screen)

**Solaris:** NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Scene Then Pans Over The Brandon)

**Brandon G:** Oh! Wow!! That Is Relatable!!!

(Brandon Then Winks At The Audience As Britney For A Few Seconds Before The Iris Out)

--End Script--