Trumpocalypse

The Trumpocalypse was an event that occured in March 2017 that changed the face of the Earth.

To maintain his power, Donald Trump utilized alien technology buried within the pyramids of Egypt to unleash great reservoirs of memeotoxin in the Great Wall of China, causing every living thing that came in contact with it to develop terrible mutations. It is unknown whether the result he got was the one he was hoping for.

China was severely mutated, with most of the population becoming powerful beings armoured in bone shards, and capable of launching these massive spikes as if they were arrows.

Russia was hit less severely, with the people there having come to resemble bears, but the USA was transformed into a wasteland full of mutants as their dependency on imported Chinese goods transported the virulent toxins to them. People became vast blobs of flesh, or flew through the air on flabby wings of skin, searching for prey.

During this time, Trump secreted himself away within massive concrete walls, guarded by a giant eagle capable of producing an explosive ray from within its beak, a well-mannered giant woman, and a heavily mutated clown-like being.

The players in this campaign made their way down from Alaska, picking their way through a decimated landscape filled with corpses and mutants, yet distinctly lacking in Canadians, who flew away on a giant maple-leaf spaceship and now inhabit the moon, which they hollowed out, and are currently trying to make additional space-travel enabling maple syrup within its stony crevices.

The players battled their way past tentacled horrors, and through the carnivorous trees that patrolled the now-abandoned border, growing more and more mutated as their exposure to the toxins became greater, and the need to devour other mutants became stronger.

They eventually made their way to Trump's fortress, having lost a member to the perils on the way, and made their way past the guardians to awaken Trump, who now had the form of a gigantic four-faced, four-winged angel, who immediately was drawn to battle his opposite, the mighty Kim Jong Un.

Being player characters, they determined that this battle should be the end of both entities, and the group utilized the knowledge of an elderly Chinese man who had once served in the CIA to both gain access to the USA's nuclear launch codes, and planes fast enough to transport members of the group to both Russia and North Korea.

One member of the group fought a vodka-wielding, bear-like Putin to a standstill, who then happily helped them with their quest to launch nukes at North Korea, while a sneakier member of the group wormed his way into North Korea with the help of his mutant powers, and made ready to fire the missiles at the country itself.

When the duel of Trump VS Kim Jon Un began, the group synchronized across continents to deliver the combined nuclear firepower of the USA, Russia and North Korea onto the duelists, blasting the country into oblivion, with the only survivor being the fleeing operative in North Korea, who gave the system the order to launch and then transported himself rapidly to the coast via military vehicle. Even so, the only piece of him to survive was his irradiated, severed head, which the blast hurled far into the ocean.

He was last seen attached to a tuna fish, hopefully piloting his way through the deep to a better tomorrow.