Episode 19 - The Loudest Yard and Bucky Takes All

(Theme Song)

Mia: We're the babies... Animals buddies... Each one is different... And we're all so cuddly! Tots in trouble can't delay! To the rescue, Save the Day! Mia Kitten's here to help you!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, She's our hero!

Mia: Hold my paw, let's find adventure!

Baby animals: Mia Kitten, Friends Forever!

Mia and Baby Animals: Open up your arms from baby hugs! (Giggles)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten 3"

(Cut to the episode title with a picture of Lucky Getting Ready to play at a football game with the other dog preschool students)

Mia: "The Loudest Yard"

(Episode starts with Lucky playing a video game called "Mussel Dog" in the nursery until Pip, Freddy and K.C. burst in)

K.C.: Lucky, why won't you go out and play some Fling-Go with the other babies? It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day.

Lucky: Actually, K.C., some studies show-

Freddy: Come on Lucky, It'll be great!

Pip: Yes, We taught the babies how to play it once and loved it! Now we should help you out.

Lucky: (Giggles with excitement) Thanks guys. I appreciate it so much.

*[Cut to the tree in the T.O.T.S. yard; Lucky is still playing his video game while Pip, Freddy And The Babies Even Mia play.]*

Freddy: Over to you, Lucky! (Throws Fling-Go but Lucky didn't catch it)

Pip: That's not what we meant.

K.C.: Maybe Lucky needs to get some exercise!

Mia: Yes. And Mia have just the thing.

*[The mall. J.P. and some of the other fathers and male storks are power walking inside.]*

J.P.: Good workout, huh my baby boy?

Lucky: It sure is daddy!

J.P.: Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels!

*[Lucky comes to a halt and yelps in excitement as he sees an amusement arcade. He turns to the viewer with two shaking fists. Then he goes inside and plays 'Total Turbo: Super Bikerz XXII'. Soon, a shadow of his dad appears in front of him.]*

J.P.: Boop! Got you my baby boy.

Lucky: Oh! Hey, Daddy. *[chuckles nervously]* Guess I'm paying for the pretzels...

*[J.P. grabs Lucky into his wings. Back at T.O.T.S., Mia is following along with a Demi Lovato Dance Along video for "Neon Lights" Witch Is Her Favorite Song.]*

Mia: (Dances Happily) See? *[Laughs]* Exercise can be fun! Especially Dance Alongs!

*[It appears Lucky is following along.]*

Lucky: I *read* ya loud and clear, Sis.

*[It turns out he's just reading a comic book he taped to Mia's tail. As he tries to turn the page, the comic tears and falls off, leading Mia to realize. She turns to him with an angry voice.]*

Mia: Little Brother! I see I'm going to have to take other measures.

Lucky: *[uneasy]* What kind of measures?

*[He is now given gear for a certain sport.]*

Lucky: Football? Come on, Sis. You know baby sports aren't my thing.

*[Cut to a montage of Lucky participating in sports, but not actually playing them. He's playing catch with Bobby. Bobby tosses him the ball but he's just reading comic books and misses the ball. He's playing Basketball with Rona. Rona passes the ball, but it just passes by Lucky preoccupied with his comics. He's playing Badminton with Angelica. Angelica serves the shuttlecock, but he has his racket secured around his sweatband while he's playing video games and the shuttlecock hits him in the head, not even fazing him. Spike tosses a horseshoe that misses the ringer and hits Lucky's shin.]*

Lucky: OW!

*[End montage]*

Mia: I know, bro, but you left me no choice. One way or another, you have to get some exercise! Besides, I've been asked to sing The Life of Mia Kitten! It's a big honor.

Lucky: [Hurries] "Mia, wait! Look!" [pretends to do aerobics] "I'm exercising right now!" [pulls a muscle] "Ow, ow! Puppy Charley Horse!"

[Angelica sighs and walks away.]

Angelica: (Sighs) Kids. (She Follows Mia Who Walks Away With Her)

Lucky: [to the viewers] Clearly, I "Lucky Pierre" cannot play football. Fortunately, in this family, there's always someone who can help you out of a jam.

[He's conversing with his puppy Spike about his quandary.]

Spike: An injury to get out of sports... Well papa, That can be currently arranged.

Lucky: Just not the face.

Spike: We'll see. (He stacks a puppy puff)

[In the T.O.T.S. yard. Spike has his Why Don't We kiddie car all warmed up, ready to do something that involves injuring Lucky.]

Lucky: Go easy, okay? [sticks his leg out]

Spike: [grinning fiercely] We'll see.

[He puts the pedal all the way down, and at the last second, Lucky moves his leg out of the way, making Spike crash right into the trash.]

Spike: [enrages with a head full of trash and clenched fists yelling] WELL, PAPA! YOU WANT AN INJURY?! I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!!!"

[He charges at Lucky]

Lucky: [trying to run away only to pull a leg muscle again.] "Ow, ow! Puppy Charley Horse!"

[Spike pounces on him to pulverize him until Bucky The Bull shows up.]

Bucky: Oh, we're wrestling? Cool! [He Whoo-Hoos Spike and stops the brawl.] "Spike, that's unnecessary roughness!"

Spike: Well, he deserves it! I was trying to help him get out of playing Football, and he made me total my car! AND I JUST PUT IN THE CUPCAKE AIR FRESHENER!

Bucky: *[to Lucky]* Wait. Get out of playing Football? Why would you wanna do *that*? Football rules!

Lucky: Maybe for you. I don't even know how to play. Plus, I'm gonna get my butt kicked.

Spike: Papa's got that right.

Bucky: *[To Spike]* That's enough little boy! Hit the showers okay?

*[Spike storms off growling.]*

Bucky: *[To Lucky]* You forgot that you've got a secret weapon: me. I'll teach you everything you need to know about Football.

Lucky: Well..., I'll do it!

Bucky: Good! Now drop and give me 20.

*[Lucky gets down on the ground and takes out J.P.'s wallet and a five dollar bill.]*

Lucky: I've only got 5!

*[Bucky realizes it's not gonna be easy. He shows his new friend how to step by running through tires which he trips over and gets rolled off by. He shows him how to drink raw eggs for protein. He tries it only to throw up in the toilet. He shows him how to pass by tossing a ball through the center of the tire swing. He misses and gets pegged in the back of the head by the ball. He takes him for a jog around the neighborhood. By sunset, she makes it back and Lucky took a bus back home much to Bucky's disappointment. He shows him how to punt with Lucy as the ball holder. Some Peanuts style music starts to play and Lucky charges at the ball, but Lucy pulls it away just like in the comic strip.]*

Lucky: "ARGH!!!" *[lands on his back]*

*[At Ketcham Park, they're practicing receiving.]*

Bucky: "Hike!" *[passes the ball to Lucky]*

*[Lucky gets decked in the eye and crashes by the feet of some bulky Football dogs who laugh at his pain.]*

Bodhi: "If you clowns are done, we need the field! We gotta practice for puppy football league."

Lucky: "You guys are playing junior football, too? What team are you on?"

Bodhi: "The Storktucky Hockers!"

*[They hock loogies]*

Hank: "What team are you on?"

Lucky: "The Tot-Ville Storks!"

*Lucky And Bucky: [waving their hands high up]* "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

Bodhi: "Nice cheer. When we play you, you're cock-a-doodle-*doomed*!"

J.P.: "Yeah! I'm gonna pluck me a few feathers!"

*[They laugh which irks Lynn.]*

Bucky: "You chumps are lucky *I'm* not playing, 'cause I'd whoop all your butts!"

*Bodhi: [ruffles her hair not intimidated one bit.]* "Sure you would, ponytail."

*[Bodhi and J.P. walk off laughing some more.]*

*Lucky: [inspired]* "Bodhi! That's a brilliant idea! *You* could pretend to be *me* and play in *my* place."

*Bodhi: [Deadpan]* "Yeah, right..."

Lucky: "Why not? There's no babies' league around here, right? This would give you a chance to play, and me a chance to live out my full life."

*Bucky: [thinking about it]* "Hmm...I could use another sport right now. I've only got four."

Lucky: "So, what do you say?" *[does their cheer]* "Cock-a-doodle-doo?"

*[Bucky grins with acceptance.]*

*[Lucky is wearing his gear, waving to Mia and heading off to one of his games but heads over to a tree where Bodhi is waiting. They switch the gear off to her and she goes to play the game while Lucky relaxes by a tree reading comics. After the game, Lynn returns and switches the gear back on Lucky, but before he can return home, he throws some mud on his face to make it look convincing. He returns home and lets his mother know the game went well. This goes on into the Fall season.]*

Lucky: "I can't believe we pulled this off! Only one more game to go!"

*[They switch off and Bodhi gets the mud ready.]*

Bodhi: *[sighs]* "I'm gonna miss this." *[throws mud at Lucky's face]*

Lucky: "I'm not gonna miss that."

*[He head home only to be met up with his Dad.]*

*J.P.: [in a confronting tone]* "So, you thought you could get away with this, huh?"

Lucky: *[with his tongue tied]* "But, I, uh..."

J.P.: "Not telling your family..." *[in a proud tone]* "...you're a big Football star!?" *[holds up a newspaper with a front page article about his Football status.]* "**Crowdups Love Pups**! Haven't seen that headline since my break dancing days. We're so proud of you, son! We're all gonna be at your game tomorrow!"

Lucky: *[worrisome]* "All of you?"

J.P.: "You betcha! And if you need some new moves for your touchdown dance..." *[shows off some of his break dancing moves and scats.]* "I'm on fire, on fire, on fire!" *[dances and scats some more.]*

*[Enter Bodhi]*

*Lucky: [Annoyed]* "Bodhi, you were just supposed to *play*, not become a big star!"

Bodhi: "Sorry, Lucky. I only know how to give 110%."

Lucky: "Well, *now* we got a problem. Because *I'm* so good, the whole family wants to watch *me* play tomorrow."

Bodhi: "Don't worry. We fooled everyone all season. There's no reason we can't do it for one more game."

*[The big game. It's the storks VS. the babies. J.P is dressed in a stork costume with his tail feathers blocking Captain Beakman's face. Spike has face makeup on and is holding a sign that says "GO!". Chloe has one that says "GOO!" with her face as the first "O". Lucy has a sign that says "Embrace the darkness". Precious, Kiki, Mia, Zora and Zola are excited for the game, but Angelica is just reading a book on advanced calculus. Bobby is using binoculars to search for her star player friend.]*

Bobby: "I literally don't see Lucky anywhere." *[spots him right in front of her face and drops the binoculars in fright.]* "AAAHH!!!"

Lucky: *[waving]* "Hey, guys!"

Captain Beakman: *[Excitedly]* "There's my little Football star!"

Spike: "Papa! Sign my collar!" *[tosses it to him, but he doesn't catch it.]*

Lucky: *[chuckles nervously]* "Saving it for the game."

*[Under the bleachers, Lucky has swapped the gear out over to Bucky.]*

***Announcer:** "Number one, Lucky Beakman!"*

*Bucky: "Well, that's me!"*

*Lucky: "I think we're gonna pull this off.-- Ugh!"[--Chloe drops her drink through the gap between seats onto Lucky's head, splashing him. She looks at them and babbles upon seeing their secret.]Lucky: Chloe! Shh![Chloe laughs as Bucky heads out onto the field.]*

Bucky: Alright, let's beat these chumps!

**Announcer:** "Ladies and gentlemen, to promote the Tiny Ones Transport Service, Mia Beakman will be performing The Life of Mia Kitten!! Please remove all hats and helmets.

Mia: (Over the microphone sing) My name is Mia but I will do my best... But I will do my best, no matter what it takes. It's usually my fault... And but I try to make it right and I do most of the time. I am a wanderer, and honorary kitten. I roam the wilderness and befriend any soul. Catching babies is do and everything between. And best friend... It's Chloe!

Mia and Baby Animals: (Over the microphone sing) This is the life, The life of an tot adventurer. This is the life, The life of Mia Kitten. The Life of Mia Kitten!

Mia: (Over the microphone sing) Cucumber sandwiches, And a nice hot cup of tea. My mum, my babies and Chloe. That'll do for me. Pip and Freddy are always by my side. Even when they're terrified. The world is beautiful and I don't want it to pass me by. So I will help wherever I can. Life is a tot adventurer and I will take you by the hand. And show you what I see and understand... The world is mine to roam. So roam I will then go back home!

Mia and Baby Animals: (Over the microphone sing) This is the life, The life of an tot adventurer. This is the life, The life of Mia Kitten. The Life of Mia Kitten!

*[Mia takes with Bodhi in a conundrum.]*

Bucky: "Uh...I gotta get my diaper changed." *[runs off]*

*[Lucky switches out to join the rest of the anthem]*

*Mia: (Over The Mic Still Singing) God bless America*

*My home, sweet home*

*God bless America*

*My home, sweet ho-ome. [Mia finishes her performance by dropping the mic on stage.]*

Mia: (Talking) LET'S DO THE GAME PUPS!

*[The Song Ended, Crowd Cheered In Delight Of Mia's Beautiful Voice, Lucky starts to sneak off.]*

Coach: Beakman, where are you going?

Lucky: Diaper change.

Coach: Again?

*[Lucky switches out with Bucky who runs into two familiar players.]*

**Mr. Woodbird:** "Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? We're gonna knock you on your tail feathers."

*[They hock loogies and Lynn growls at them viciously. The game starts with the kickoff and Lynn catches the ball and scores a touchdown.]*

**Announcer:** "Touchdown, Roosters!"

*[The Beakmans and some of the show's staff cheer for this, but the rest of the staff is upset by it. J.P. breaks out some of his dance moves and knocks his drink with his tail feathers, causing it to splash Mia below.]*

**Announcer:** "Tackle made by Tots!"

*[A hot dog lands on Lucky's head.]*

**Announcer:** "Ball carried by Tots!"

*[Some popcorn falls on Lucky.]*

**Announcer:** "Touchdown, Pablo!"

*[This time, Lucky puts on an umbrella hat and saves himself from getting splashed by water.]*

**Lucky:** "Ha!" *[gets hit by dropped binoculars.]* "Ow!"

*[The ref blows his whistle.]*

**Announcer:** "Halftime!"

*[The local news team is out on the sidelines.]*

**Stork-Bot:** "Hey, Beakman, over here! They wanna interview you for TV. Take off your helmet."

**Bucky:** "Uh...I gotta..."

**Stork-Bot:** "Let me guess. Go to the bathroom."

*[J.P. nods and runs off.]*

**Stork-Bot:** "You guys want an action shot of me and my whistle?" *[blows whistle and poses]*

*[Lucky and Bucky switch off.]*

**Ava:** "That last play was sensational. What can you tell us about it?"

**Pip:** *[worried]* "That last play? Uh...the thing is, that was in the past, and I'm all about the future. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pee." *[runs off]*

**Stork-Bot:** "Guys, how about this one?" *[makes another pose]*

*[The second half begins]*

**Stork Player:** "Set, hut, hut, hike!" *[snaps the ball to Lucky]*

*[The Hockers charge at Lynn all at once and plow to the ground, leaving her injured. The ref blows his whistle and the team carries Bucky to the sidelines. The Hockers from before laugh and hock some more.]*

**Stork-Bot:** "Back off! Give him some air!"

*[The coach takes Bucky's helmet off and reveals him in front of everyone.]*

**J.P. and Captain Beakman:** "LUCKY?!"

**Stork-Bot:** "Who's Beakman? I thought you were Lucky."

**Lucky:** "No, *I'm* Lucky. *[Consoles Bucky]* Bucky, are you okay?"

**Bucky:** "I'm fine. I think I just sprained my ankle."

**Stork-Bot:** *[Suspiciously]* "Would somebody mind telling me what the heck is going on?"

**Ava:** *[Angrily]* "Yes! I'd like to know, too!"

**Lucky:** "This is all *my* fault, Sis, Mom and Dad. I didn't wanna play Football, so I convinced Bucky to play for me."

**J.P.:** "Bogus, guys! I mean, unacceptable!"

**Stork-Bot:** *[sympathetically to Lucky]* "Take care of that ankle. I want you on my Tot team next year."

**Mr. Woodbird:** "Coach, get your team on the field or you forfeit."

**Stork-Bot:** "I got a problem, Ref. I'm one man short."

**Lucky:** "No, you're not." *[takes off his umbrella hat and consoles Mia]* "Mia, I'm sorry I lied. And now I'm gonna do what you asked me to: get some exercise."

*[The score is 28 to 27 with the storks leading by one.]*

**Stork-Bot:** "We're up by one with a minute to go. Just don't blow it."

**Lucky:** *[does the cheer]* "Cock-a-doodle-doo, coach!" *[heads out onto the field to play.]*

**Mia: (Cheers For Lucky While Wearing Her Purple Cheerleading Outfit)** "Go Brother! Go Brother! You can do this! You can do this!"

**Mr. Woodbird:** "Back for more, Beakman? Bad choice."

*[Hockers hock again]*

**Lucky:** *[intimidated]* "I can't do this!"

**Stork Player:** "Set, hut, hut, hike!" *[snaps the ball and passes it to Lucky.]*

**Lucky:** "I caught it!"

**Mia:** That's My Lil Bro!

*[The storks come charging at Mia and he runs around the field like crazy and scores on the end zone.]*

**Lucky:** "Yes!" *[laughs, then Mia turns to the viewers]*

**Mia:** Well, My little brother doesn't know what he was so afraid of. Sports can be pretty awesome. And it turns out, He's a natural." (She cheers and shook her cheerleading pom poms in proudness)

*[However, the Hocker player tags Lucky, indicating he screwed up.]*

**Bodhi:** "YEAH!"

*[The whistle blows, ending the game.]*

**Stork-Bot:** *[Annoyed]* "Beakman, you ran the wrong way and scored a safety for the other team! We lost!"

*[The babies are victorious and take home the winning trophy, leaving Mia to realize Lucky's mistake.]*

**Mia:** "Uh-oh..."

*[The other storks come charging at Lucky as Mia picks him up on the back to get back at him for botching the last play, and she runs away from them while carrying Lucky on her little back.]*

**Mia:** *[to the viewers]* "A correction to my previous statement: I am a natural kitten at cheerleading, and my brother is *not* a natural puppy. But, on the plus side, at least We were getting some exercise." *[pulls a muscle.]* "GAH! Precious the Panda!" *[falls over in pain.]*