098765four's Family Guy Scorecard (My Rating Scale)

**Bad Show**

## Season 1 (Good) - 6.7

-Death Has a Shadow - Great

-I Never Met the Dead Man - Average

-Chitty Chitty Death Bang - Great

-Mind Over Murder - Poor

-A Hero Sits Next Door - Good

-The Son Also Draws - Neutral

-Brian: Portrait of a Dog - Magnificent

## Season 2 (Great) - 7.7

-Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - Great

-Holy Crap - Magnificent

-Da Boom - Magnificent

-Brian in Love - Good

-Love Thy Trophy - Good

-Death Is a Bitch - Magnificent

-The King Is Dead - Good

-I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar - Great

-If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' - Good

-Running Mates - Average

-A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks - Poor

-Fifteen Minutes of Shame - Great

-Road to Rhode Island - Legendary

-Let's Go to the Hop - Magnificent

-Dammit Janet! - Magnificent

-There's Something About Paulie - Average

-He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Great

-E. Peterbus Unum - Magnificent

-The Story on Page One - Great

-Wasted Talent - Good

-Fore Father - Great

## Season 3 (Great) - 7.6

-The Thin White Line - Magnificent

-Brian Does Hollywood - Great

-Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington - Great

-One if by Clam, Two if by Sea - Great

-And the Wiener is... - Good

-Death Lives - Magnificent

-Lethal Weapons - Magnificent

-The Kiss Seen Around the World - Good

-Mr. Saturday Knight - Good

-A Fish out of Water - Great

-Emission Impossible - Magnificent

-To Love and Die in Dixie - Bad

-Screwed the Pooch - Neutral

-Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? - Great

-Ready, Willing, and Disabled - Average

-A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas - Great

-Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows - Legendary

-From Method to Madness - Good

-Stuck Together, Torn Apart - Magnificent

-Road to Europe - Great

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 - Magnificent

-When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Average

## Season 4 (Good) - 6.9

-North by North Quahog - Legendary

-Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High - Neutral

-Blind Ambition - Bad

-Don't Make Me Over - Average

-The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire - Great

-Petarded - Neutral

-Brian the Bachelor - Average

-8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Neutral

-Breaking Out is Hard to Do - Magnificent

-Model Misbehavior - Good

-Peter's Got Woods - Good

-The Perfect Castaway - Poor

-Jungle Love - Awful

-PTV - Magnificent

-Brian Goes Back to College - Great

-The Courtship of Stewie's Father - Neutral

-The Fat Guy Strangler - Legendary

-The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz - Magnificent

-Brian Sings and Swings - Magnificent

-Patriot Games - Legendary

-I Take Thee Quagmire - Good

-Sibling Rivalry - Great

-Deep Throats - Awful

-Peterotica - Good

-You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives - Magnificent

-Petergeist - Magnificent

-Untitled Griffin Family History - Great

-Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story - Great

## Season 5 (Neutral) - 4.6

-Stewie Loves Lois - Great

-Mother Tucker - Average

-Hell Comes to Quahog - Awful

-Saving Private Brian - Great

-Whistle While Your Wife Works - Neutral

-Prick Up Your Ears - Good

-Chick Cancer - Poor

-Barely Legal - Awful

-Road to Rupert - Good

-Peter's Two Dads - Bad

-The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Neutral

-Airport '07 - Awful

-Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey - Bad

-No Meals on Wheels - Horrible

-Boys Do Cry - Poor

-No Chris Left Behind - Neutral

-It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One - Awful

-Meet the Quagmires - Magnificent

## Season 6 (Neutral) - 5.3

-Blue Harvest - Legendary

-Movin' Out (Brian's Song) - Horrible

-Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air - Poor

-Stewie Kills Lois - Magnificent

-Lois Kills Stewie - Legendary

-Padre de Familia - Bad

-Peter's Daughter - Neutral

-McStroke - Average

-Back to the Woods - Magnificent

-Play It Again, Brian - Horrible

-The Former Life of Brian - Neutral

-Long John Peter - Horrible

## Season 7 (Bad) - 2.7

-Love, Blactually - Horrible

-I Dream of Jesus - Magnificent

-Road to Germany - Great

-Baby Not On Board - Poor

-The Man with Two Brians - Bad

-Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Horrible

-Ocean's Three and a Half - Average

-Family Gay - Horrible

-The Juice Is Loose - Notorious

-FOX-y Lady - Awful

-Not All Dogs Go To Heaven - Notorious

-420 - Horrible

-Stew-Roids - Awful

-We Love You, Conrad - Horrible

-Three Kings - Awful

-Peter's Progress - Bad

## Season 8 (Bad) - 3.0

-Road to the Multiverse - Neutral

-Family Goy - Awful

-Spies Reminiscent of Us - Bad

-Brian's Got a Brand New Bag - Horrible

-Hannah Banana - Average

-Quagmire's Baby - Horrible

-Jerome Is the New Black - Horrible

-Dog Gone - Bad

-Business Guy - Great

-Big Man on Hippocampus - Great

-Dial Meg for Murder - Awful

-Extra Large Medium - Good

-Go, Stewie, Go! - Notorious

-Peter-assment - Notorious

-Brian Griffin's House of Payne - Horrible

-April in Quahog - Horrible

-Brian & Stewie - Notorious

-Quagmire's Dad - Notorious

-The Splendid Source - Magnificent

-Something, Something, Something, Dark Side - Poor

-Partial Terms of Endearment - Awful

## Season 9 (Awful) - 2.1

-And Then There Were Fewer - Neutral

-Excellence in Broadcasting - Notorious

-Welcome Back, Carter - Horrible

-Halloween on Spooner Street - Horrible

-Baby, You Knock Me Out - Awful

-Brian Writes a Bestseller - Horrible

-Road to the North Pole - Good

-New Kidney in Town - Horrible

-And I'm Joyce Kinney - Notorious

-Friends of Peter G. - Awful

-German Guy - Horrible

-The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair - Awful

-Trading Places - Awful

-Tiegs for Two - Horrible

-Brothers & Sisters - Awful

-The Big Bang Theory - Great

-Foreign Affairs - Notorious

-It's A Trap! - Awful

## Season 10 (Poor) - 4.2

-Lottery Fever - Horrible

-Seahorse Seashell Party - Notorious

-Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. - Notorious

-Stewie Goes for a Drive - Horrible

-Back to the Pilot - Legendary

-Thanksgiving - Awful

-Amish Guy - Horrible

-Cool Hand Peter - Great

-Grumpy Old Man - Awful

-Quagmire and Meg - Awful

-The Blind Side - Neutral

-Livin' on a Prayer - Average

-Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream - Poor

-Be Careful What You Fish For - Notorious

-Burning Down the Bayit - Notorious

-Killer Queen - Legendary

-Forget-Me-Not - Magnificent

-You Can't Do That On Television, Peter - Great

-Mr. and Mrs. Stewie - Good

-Leggo My Meg-O - Great

-Tea Peter - Bad

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2 - Magnificent

-Internal Affairs - Horrible

## Season 11 (Awful) - 1.5

-Into Fat Air - Awful

-Ratings Guy - Awful

-The Old Man and the Big 'C' - Horrible

-Yug Ylimaf - Awful

-Joe's Revenge - Awful

-Lois Comes Out of Her Shell - Awful

-Friends Without Benefits - Horrible

-Jesus, Mary & Joseph - Awful

-Space Cadet - Awful

-Brian's Play - Horrible

-The Giggity Wife - Awful

-Valentine's Day in Quahog - Bad

-Chris Cross - Horrible

-Call Girl - Notorious

-Turban Cowboy - Notorious

-12 and a Half Angry Men - Awful

-Bigfat - Horrible

-Total Recall - Awful

-Save the Clam - Notorious

-Farmer Guy - Awful

-Roads to Vegas - Bad

-No Country Club for Old Men - Horrible

## Season 12 (Horrible) - 1.4

-Finders Keepers - Horrible

-Vestigial Peter - Horrible

-Quagmire's Quagmire - Awful

-A Fistful of Meg - Awful

-Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee - Awful

-Life of Brian - Horrible

-In Harmony's Way - Awful

-Christmas Guy - Notorious

-Peter Problems - Notorious

-Grimm Job - Awful

-Brian's a Bad Father - Horrible

-Mom's the Word - Horrible

-3 Acts of God - Horrible

-Fresh Heir - Notorious

-Secondhand Spoke - Bad

-Herpe, the Love Sore - Notorious

-The Most Interesting Man in the World - Bad

-Baby Got Black - Awful

-Meg Stinks! - Awful

-He's Bla-ack! - Bad

-Chap Stewie - Awful

## Season 13 (Bad) - 2.5

-The Simpsons Guy - Great

-The Book of Joe - Horrible

-Baking Bad - Awful

-Brian the Closer - Notorious

-Turkey Guys - Neutral

-The 2000-Year-Old Virgin - Awful

-Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure - Poor

-Our Idiot Brian - Average

-This Little Piggy - Awful

-Quagmire's Mom - Notorious

-Encyclopedia Griffin - Horrible

-Stewie Is Enceinte - Notorious

-Dr. C & The Women - Awful

-#JOLO - Awful

-Once Bitten - Bad

-Roased Guy - Awful

-Fighting Irish - Bad

-Take My Wife - Awful

## Season 14 (Awful) - 2.2

-Pilling Them Softly - Bad

-Papa Has A Rollin' Son - Awful

-Guy, Robot - Awful

-Peternormal Activity - Great

-Peter, Chris, & Brian - Awful

-Peter's Sister - Horrible

-Hot Pocket-Dial - Notorious

-Brokeback Swanson - Horrible

-A Shot in the Dark - Notorious

-Candy Quahog Marshmallow! - Poor

-The Peanut Butter Kid - Bad

-Scammed Yankees - Horrible

-An App a Day - Awful

-Underage Peter - Awful

-A Lot Going On Upstairs - Good

-The Heartbreak Dog - Notorious

-Take a Letter - Awful

-The New Adventures of Old Tom - Awful

-Run, Chris, Run - Awful

-Road to India - Horrible

## Season 15 (Awful) - 2.2

-The Boys in the Band - Horrible

-Bookie of the Year - Awful

-American Gigg-olo - Horrible

-Inside Family Guy - Neutral

-Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date - Horrible

-Hot Shots - Notorious

-High School English - Notorious

-Carter and Tricia - Awful

-How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Poor

-Passenger Fatty-Seven - Great

-Gronkowsbees - Average

-Peter's Def Jam - Bad

-The Finer Strings - Horrible

-The Dating Game - Awful

-Cop and a Half-Wit - Awful

-Saturated Fat Guy - Awful

-Peter's Lost Youth - Horrible

-The Peter Principal - Awful

-Dearly Deported - Awful

-A House Full of Peters - Notorious

## Season 16 (Awful) - 1.5

-Emmy-Winning Episode - Horrible

-Foxx in the Men House - Awful

-Nanny Goats - Horrible

-Follow the Money - Awful

-Three Directors - Awful

-The D in Apartment 23 - Awful

-Petey IV - Horrible

-Crimes and Meg's Demeanor - Bad

-Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas - Poor

-Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) - Horrible

-Dog Bites Bear - Awful

-Send in Stewie, Please - Notorious

-V is for Mystery - Awful

-Veteran Guy - Awful

-The Woof of Wall Street - Horrible

-Family Guy Through the Years - Awful

-Switch the Flip - Awful

-HTTPete - Notorious

-The Unkindest Cut - Horrible

-Are You There God? It's Me, Peter - Notorious

## Season 17 (Awful) - 1.7

-Married...With Cancer - Notorious

-Dead Dog Walking - Notorious

-Pal Stewie - Awful

-Big Trouble in Little Quahog - Awful

-Regarding Carter - Horrible

-Stand By Meg - Awful

-Griffin Winter Games - Average

-Con Heiress - Horrible

-Pawtucket Pete - Horrible

-Hefty Shades of Gray - Horrible

-Trump Guy - Notorious

-Bri, Robot - Bad

-Trans-Fat - Notorious

-Family Guy Lite - Awful

-No Giggity, No Doubt - Horrible

-You Can't Handle the Booth! - Horrible

-Island Adventure - Poor

-Throw It Away - Neutral

-Girl, Internetted - Notorious

-Adam West High - Awful

## Season 18 (Horrible) - 0.9

-Yacht Rocky - Notorious

-Bri-Da - Notorious

-Absolutely Babulous - Horrible

-Disney's The Reboot - Horrible

-Cat Fight - Horrible

-Peter & Lois' Wedding - Notorious

-Heart Burn - Horrible

-Shanksgiving - Awful

-Christmas is Coming - Bad

-Connie's Celica - Horrible

-Short Cuts - Horrible

-Undergrounded - Awful

-Rich Old Stewie - Horrible

-The Movement - Notorious

-Baby Stewie - Horrible

-Start Me Up - Horrible

-Coma Guy - Notorious

-Better Off Meg - Notorious

-Holly Bibble - Horrible

-Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song) - Awful

## Season 19 (Awful) - 2.3

-Stewie's First Word - Awful

-The Talented Mr. Stewie -. Awful

-Boys & Squirrels - Notorious

-Cutawayland - Horrible

-La Famiglia Guy - Bad

-Meg's Wedding - Bad

-Wild Wild West - Awful

-Pawtucket Pat - Notorious

-The First No L - Horrible

-Fecal Matters - Good

-Boy's Best Friend - Neutral

-And Then There's Fraud - Notorious

-PeTerminator - Awful

-The Marrying Kind - Notorious

-Customer of the Week - Great

-Who's Brian Now? - Horrible

-Young Parent Trap - Horrible

-Meg Goes to College - Awful

-Family Cat - Poor

-Tales of Former Sports Glory - Awful

## Season 20 (Horrible) - 0.5

-LASIK Instinct - Notorious

-Rock Hard - Horrible

-Must Love Dogs - Horrible

-80's Guy - Notorious

-Brief Encounter - Notorious

-Cootie & the Blowhard - Notorious

-Peterschmidt Manor - Notorious

-The Birthday Bootlegger - Notorious

-The Fatman Always Rings Twice - Awful

-Christmas Crime - Horrible

-Mister Act - Awful

-The Lois Quagmire - Horrible

-Lawyer Guy - Horrible

-HBO-No - Notorious

.Hard Boiled Meg - Notorious

-Prescription Heroine - Notorious

-All About Alana - Horrible

-Girlfriend, Eh? - Notorious

.First Blood - Notorious

-The Jersey Bore - Horrible

## Season 21 (Awful) - 1.5

-Oscars Guy - Horrible

-Bend or Blockbuster - Average

-A Wife-Changing Experience - Notorious

-The Munchurian Candidate - Notorious

-Unzipped Code - Horrible

-Happy Holo-ween - Bad

-The Stewaway - Poor

-Get Stewie - Notorious

-Carny Knowledge - Horrible

-The Candidate - Horrible

-Love Story Guy - Horrible

-Old West - Awful

-Single White Dad - Horrible

-White Meg Can't Jump - Horrible

-Adoptation - Notorious

-The Bird Reich - Awful

-A Bottle Episode - Neutral

-Vat Man and Rob 'Em - Horrible

-From Russia With Love - Notorious

-Adult Education - Notorious