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The Photographer

The Photographer is a mostly anonymous individual with strong ties to the Watermelon Alliance, acting as their main source of reconnaissance information gathering. His methods, however, are what make him in-disposable. The picture shown is only a semi-accurate Photoshop of what Watermelon Michael seems to think the Photographer looks like.

## Origin

The Photographer's origins are linked to the now defunct NCIA (New Crunk Intelligence Agency), in which he was one of a small group of technologically enhanced humans instructed to gather information on several things, as instructed by the NCIA. After the sudden disband of the NCIA, all but one of these human/camera hybrids were destroyed, the one escaping being the Photographer. After his escape, a bounty was issued on his return to the New Crunk City Government. He has evaded capture so far, but this has cost him his freedom. His disdain for the government led him to Watermelon Michael, and since they have had many meetings about insider information collected by the Photographer.

## Powers and Abilities

Being an enhanced human, his stats are greater than that of a normal human, with 3 A stats to his name. He also has some mastery of the Light Element, which is what gives him his special move.

His special move, Photograph, is a move that allows him extract information from a photograph. For instance, if he were to take a picture of any entity or human, it's stats would be revealed to him, as well some motives, personality and a name. Furthermore, a picture of a location can show who had been there, where the location is, the name of said location. This ability is one of the only information sources for the Watermelon Alliance, and it is so effective that it is all they need.
Crunky

Crunky is the defacto God of Everything, Creator of All, although he calls himself King Crunky. It is unknown where he came from, or why he created the Crunkiverses, but it is known that there is no being of higher power than his. He embodies everything "crunky" in nature.

Currently, Crunky has not been seen or heard from since the Crunch, according to the Omnigods.

## Appearance

Crunky does not usually take physical form, but the last known records in the Neochromicon state that he is of cataclysmic size, made up entirely of Dirt. His form is similar to human, but his true form is said to be completely foreign to a mortal mind.

## Origin

The first records of Crunky are recorded in the Neochromicon, dating back trillions of years (?), right during the Great Creation. He is first mentioned in the first texts of the Great Creation in the tale, *The Creation of Crunk.* Here, it is said that before the Crunkiverse, there was another world before it, of unknown name. Accounts from Crunky say that this is where he was born, and that there were many like him, but through an some event Crunky was left alone in this world. He was then somehow able to discover a mysterious power that is known as Crunk. The power of Crunk is what eventually made him into Crunky, and made him trigger the Great Creation.

## Powers and Abilities

Honestly, there's no point to this section. His special move, Crunk, essentially means he has complete dominance over anything. He can wipe you off all 5 planes of existence. This power doesn't work on the Time Engineer or the Soulsmith, and the Beast primordial was able to resist this to a slight degree. Otherwise, no one stands a chance.

## Trivia

* His physical manifestation is only known by Smelly Dan, who is the only known mortal to have witnessed Crunky. Smelly Dan would go on to be a favored mortal by Crunky. Very cool.
New Crunk City District 1

New Crunk City District 1, the Agricultural District 1, is one of the larger districts in New Crunk City, being home to most of the food production market. In this district, several poor food and Dirt farmers make their living by selling their raw product to the Production District for processing. This district's director is Alton Brown.

They hate anyone who lives in District 9.

## Society and Lifestyle

Mostly everyone in this district can be considered a farmer, but there is much variance in what they farm. Due to this, there have been many small unions created around the production of certain products. As far the NCCPD knows, there are 5 unions, The Cheese Maker's Alliance, The Riceboys, The Produce Conglomerate, The Chocolatiers of the West, and The Meaty Men Club. There is one unconfirmed union, The 88 Tealords, that is suspected of giving the ingredients for Jorloque Crystals to the many gangs of New Crunk City. These unions all provide insurance on their specific product, and will help those failing to make a living off the products. Those not in a union are independent, and do not receive any aid from the unions. Due to the Crunch, being an independent farmer is more difficult than it was in the past.

Most farmers receive enough money to live peacefully, and definitely way more loaded then the poor losers of District 10. Many of the people in this district never see the outside of the district, as their entire lives are devoted to farming and shit.
Book of SonMarcus

The Book of SonMarcus is a powerful tome that is said to describe various prophecies, forbidden knowledge, and currently unknown Sacred Arts. Furthermore, it is the supposed sequel to the Book of DeMarcus, and historians believe that having both of these books in your possession will grant you access to the Neochromicon. The book is more of a concept that anything else, as the full text has never been written fully into a book. Clues from the Book of DeMarcus have given many the belief that the true book has yet to be written, but that someday a chosen one will be blessed with the ability to write the entirety of the work.

Few things are known about how to write the Book of SonMarcus, but a few key things are known from a few pages of the Book of Demarcus. It's commonly accepted that the writer will be intelligent, wise, and possibly a high ranking Sacred Arts Master. On the fringe side of things, some think Jedidiah DeMarcus will return to mortality and write the book himself.

Originally, the book was thought to be only a myth, or perhaps a lost tome with little significance, until a well known scholar, Ouron, was found deceased in his study with 114 pages of seemingly random text written in an unknown language. After deciphering some of the text, links were found and suggested that the Book of SonMarcus was real. Since then, many scholars hoping to receive this knowledge read the currently available texts, dubbed "The Ouron Scrolls".

No leads on the true nature of the book have been found lately, and currently 40% of the Ouron Scrolls have been deciphered with no signs of further progress.
Maximillian Argon

Maximillian Argon, or Max Argon, is a human bodybuilder aligned with the Jungle Gym. He is also a producer for the Chazter Williams Experience. He is friendly rivals with Jard.

## Origin

Born to an upper class family in District 7, Max was an avid computer nerd for most of his life. By the age of 14, Max had already learned most coding languages and planned to get a PhD in HTML at New Crunk University. However, when he got ghosted by his date on prom night, Max fell into a deep depression. One night during his sulking at Watermelon Michael's Bar and Grille, he chatted with another frequenter Jard who told him about the gym. Interested, Max attended his local gym the next day. Finding that he loved it and it helped get over his depression, Max would become known as the guy that does only leg day. It is unknown why he does this.

Due to his crazy looking legs and decent personality, he caught the attention of Chaz Williams of the Boys, who was looking to start a show. Together, they started the Chazter Williams Experience.

## Powers and Abilities

Max Argon is known for his incredible leg strength, able to leg press over 4000 pounds. In turn, this has given increased aerobic ability, a jump of about 20 feet, and a chiseled form. His special move, Leg Press, is a fighting form devised by Max himself where he stands in a handstand while using his superior legs to fight, instead of his arms. Its very uncomfortable to look at.

## Trivia

* The theoretical fusion of both Jard and Maximillian Argon would likely result in the extremely powerful Jax Jargon.
Regular Man

Regular Man is your average middle aged man. He works at Hardware Store #2, and is the manager of the metal crowbars department. He earns about 48,932 kronks a year, and has an apartment in District 7.

## Backstory

When Regular Man was 26, he got married to a 24 year old woman, Karen. They lived very happily together. They had two kids, Grummy and Grimmy, which he loved and cared for with all his heart. Until one day, he caught his wife Karen cheating on him with Randall Creamsworth. Distraught and confused, he slipped on a banana peel and fell off a 30 story building. But before he hit the ground, he was saved by a mysterious force which gave him enough durability to hit the ground and survive. Later he would realize this force was the spirit of Omnisteve. Before disappearing, he heard "Bitches ain't shit nothing but hos and tricks". Now contemplating his life, he began to plot his revenge on Karen. Soon after, she divorced him and took his kids. Now a devote follower of Omnisteve, he uses his faith to hopefully one day see his kids again

## Powers and Abilities

Regular Man is a particularly weak human with no special abilities, besides his disdain of women and hatred for Karen. When in danger, Omnisteve will protect him by giving him a Level 6 Sacred Arts Master arcane ability, which will help him escape or defeat the enemy. Regular Man is unconscious while this occurs. It is unknown the strength of this transformation, but it could very well be a 12 to 15 on the Beast Index.
God Energy

God energy is a raw form of Aether that has an extremely high existence factor. It can only be found in the Extraverse, and is likely the residue of the Great Creation. A portion of god energy is given to a god if they pass the God Exam. This is primarily where the gods gain their incredible strength. Omnigods also use god energy, and it is likely that they are made up of god energy entirely.

God energy is known for its incredible power density, as although the amount of god energy given to a god is small, the increase in battle capacity is normally so incredible that mortals can't comprehend it. In terms of properties, God energy does not exhibit much else, besides that the coloration of ones energy may change when using it, normally to the opposite of their normal aura color. When an individual who gains God energy does not have a particularly strong Elemental alignment prior to ascension, it is possible that the Elemental alignment from the previous wielder will be transferred to the newly ascended being.

At the end of the Rat God Era, when the World Engine was detonated to destroy 89% of Rat Gods in existence, the sheer amount of raw god energy flooded the Crunkiverse and found itself being absorbed by various individuals of notable strength and/or character.

Few mortals have access to god energy, as it is normally a result of the God Exam. However, a gods energy can be stolen if they are defeated. There was much of this that happened during the War of Gods, with some individual gods only existing for mere days. So many minor gods were being created and slain at this time that many of them do not have recorded names.

Notable examples of non-god individuals killing gods and obtaining God Energy from them would include:

* Aramethes killing Godearc
* Aethelwulf killing Ixthreos
* Agamemnon killing Hammurabi
* Grenal D killing an unknown God
Suede Demon

Suede Demon is a chill brother who tends to vibe in Watermelon Michael's Bar and Grille. He is known for his solo performances, and as the lead trombonist in the WM Big Band. He can truly distribute a fair and balanced vibe check onto the homies and bromies.

## Origin

Suede Demon grew up as a farmer boy in District 1 until the age of 15, when he built an instrument out of PVC and mud. It sounded like trash, and his boss kicked him out onto the street. From there he played his PVC instrument in the streets slowly earning pity money until the age of 20. With his savings, he was able to buy a trombone. He learned the ways of the bone, and unlocked the secret 9th position to increase his musical abilities. He was soon scouted in a dive by Watermelon Michael, who invited him to play at his bar, where he is now a regular. He lives off a good paycheck, and has a wife and daughter. Truly a vibe.

## Powers and Abilities

Suede Demon is well known for his advanced tromboning technique, and his mastery of the trombone along with his buttery lips gives him a masterful grasp over ballads, which can calm even the horniest of horndogs. His special move, Vibe Tribe, calms those around him with his sweet tunes, creating friends and descaling any situation.
Mandrill Morphine

An artists rendition of a Mandrill Morphine trip

Mandrill Morphine is a popular recreational drug within the Crandis Federation and New Crunk City. It is a simian/opioid hybrid substance derived from genetic mutations that has been able to be mass-produced with ease. It has recently been legalized due to public outcry and minimal evidence to support its illegality.

Mandrill Morphine is often taken via injection, but recently a method of soaking salt in the substance and snorting it has ravaged the population. The salt is said to increase the the speed in which the effects are experienced. After intake, the user will experience powerful visions and begin to lose control of their limbs. The user will experience vivid visions of a first-person perspective of a maze where the walls are a 144p resolution image of a mandrill. This is known as the Mandrill Maze. Often ending in 40-50 minutes, users have stated that time dilates while under its effects in such a way where time can feel 3-4 times longer while intoxicated. The primary effect of the drug mentally is temporarily turning 72% of the brain off, leaving only enough brain power for essential functions. The lack of brain activity that goes on during this period seems to suggest that a user will feel nothing at all while taking this drug, but still be aware of the passing of time. Despite these effects, no significant lasting effects have been observed.

Physiologically, the drug has little risk for humans. It should not be taken orally, where it will have no effect and cause stomach pain.

## Trivia

* In turn with the recent upswing in Mandrill Morphine users, a new annual holiday called Mandrill Monday now takes place on the 3rd Monday of every September. Often, bodies line the streets of New Crunk City on Mandrill Monday, all on Mandrill Morphine.
Chimney Johnson

Chimney Johnson is a powerful human who is currently a part of the Skrunk Squad. He is the physically strongest member of the group, but also the stupidest by far. One of the first experiments on modifying humans, Chimney Johnson gained incredible brawn at the cost of intellect. He lacks the ability to form coherent sentences, and communicates through grunts and facial expressions. He wears a large helmet outdoors to not attract any attention.

## Origin

Chimney's first exposure to fighting came at 23 when he began to compete in low weight class boxing matches, and eventually MMA combat. He was a rising star, but lacked the power to become a true celebrity in the community. At 28, he began to stagnate. He couldn't get any more powerful, even with pre-workout. He was soon approached by an anonymous group who proposed he be a test subject for human modification. He accepted.

After his long years of testing, he came out a different man. Now lacking much intelligence, he lost much of his fighting skills in return for an extremely powerful body that could help him continue his career. However, now with minimal brain power, he decided to stop fighting professionally. He instead would walk around aimlessly for days and eat what he found.

Soon he was found by the Skrunk Squad, who recognized his plight and they now give him Jimmy Lee's guest room in exchange for his power.

## Powers and Abilities

Chimney has the power of a modified physique, allowing to perform feats far beyond that of a normal human. He is also durable, able to withstand many of the blows of other people of his stature. His technique is lacking, as he tends to use brute strength more than any technique. However, because of his power, this usually does the trick.

His special move, The Back Flip Suplex Special, is one of the few things he remembers before his modification. He attempts to grapple an opponent in a bear hug, and jumps high into the air. Spinning up to 5 times, he lands the suplex with enough force to destroy concrete. This move is usually lethal if performed correctly.
Check Hošek

Check Hošek is a mysterious man that roams the Commerce District of New Crunk City. He is the prime suspect in several homicide cases throughout the city, and even has ties to murders committed 50 years prior. Almost nothing is known about Check beyond his Element and stats. His elusiveness is currently inexplicable.

## Origin

First sighted 2 days after the Crunch, Check was spotting roaming the streets of the Commerce District at odd times of day, such as 1AM-3AM, and 2PM-5PM. He wasn't suspected of doing anything in particular, as he didn't seem to talk to anyone of his own volition. He would eventually turn a corner to an alley, and he would disappear.

These kinds of patterns would repeat every other day, until the NCCPD decided to send out Detective Gibbon to find this man. When stopped by the detective, Check talked for a few minutes before going to the bathroom and disappearing. The following is a transcription of the conversation of Detective Gibbon and Check Hošek.

Gibbon: "Sir, could you tell me your name?"

Hošek: "Check"

Gibbon: "Is that your whole name?"

Hošek: "Check Hošek"

Gibbon: "Mr. Hošek, what are you doing today?"

Hošek: "I lost my watch. I'm looking for it"

Gibbon: "Where did you last see your watch?"

Hošek: "Down the alleyway on Winkledon Ave."

Gibbon: "Would you mind if I accompanied you?"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hošek ignores this comment and proceeds toward Winkledon Avenue, with Gibbon close behind. However, after Mr. Hošek turned the corner, he disappeared without a trace. Thorough investigation shows no sign of Hošek in the alley, but detectives found a broken gold watch on the ground, as well several leads pertaining to cold homicide cases from 50 years prior. Their appearance in the alley is currently unexplained beyond the fact that the murders took place in the alleyway.

After this incident, Hošek is rarely seen at all, and when spotted is never able to be caught before disappearing.

The watch found in the alleyway is likely the most confusing part of the case. A simple watch made of gold and leather, the watch was found broken. Repairs made to the watch did not restart the watch. However, energy readings from the watch are unlike any watch seen before. It shows traces of intense Jorloque Crystals, although no crystals were found. Traces of Elemental energy were also detected, these being traces of Dark, Time, and Space. The purpose and origin of the watch are unknown, and it currently being held in a secure Class-T inanimate item vault.
Kyle Forearms

Kyle Forearms, also known as Kyle Four Arms, is a Kyle from New Crunk City District 6 that fights in the Battle Castle Tabernacle. He currently ranks 2nd in most powerful fighter in the BCT. He is known for his four arms and his ability to jack off four dudes at once. He's never done that, but he says he could. That's pretty gay.

## Origin

Born in District 6 to his father Kyle Torpedo, he was raised as a Kyle in many traditional ways and continues to practice to this day. It wasn't until one day he met Ned Danger, famous explorer, that he decided to take his arms. No one knows how or why Kyle decided to do this, but it resulted in Kyle becoming Kyle Forearms and Ned Danger becoming Ned Noarms. With his new arms he became a peak gamer and won many tournaments until he was banned for having four arms.

At this point, he was taken in by the BCT and learned the ways of fighting from his mentor, Enoch the Grand. From here he developed a special form of martial arts that capitalizes on his four arms. He rose through the ranks and became rank 2 in the BCT.

## Powers and Abilities

Kyle has a lot of things going for him. First off, he is a Kyle, which is shown through his above average agility and strength. Being trained by Enoch the Grand also resulted in him gaining further strength and endurance, allowing him to fight on par with most A-tier fighters. His four arms style of fighting allows for increased strength and speed when he does his sick punch combos as well.

His special move, Anime Punch Montage, is essentially a normal rapid fire punch move but cool music plays and the lighting looks good.

## Trivia

* Kyle Forearms' favorite color is purple!
* Kyle Forearms voted for Connor in the District 12 Slop Elections.
New Crunk City District 0

District 0, the Administrative District, is technically considered a District of its own, however the entire district is within one large building, which houses all of the NCC government officers as well as Mayor Winkledon. It serves to hold all of the city together, as all legal systems are held here, and legal processes are done here.

## Layout

On the outside, the District 0 building is intimidating, with several smaller buildings surrounding much larger building. These buildings are all connected through hallways or secret passages. The map of District 0 can be found here : **{REDACTED}**. Most public matters are held in the outer buildings, while the larger building serves to house and feed the nobles and government officials. Further purposes for the larger building are unknown.

The building is rumored to have a significantly vast underground, which is said reach as far as 2 miles vertically. It is unknown what is down there, but former government officials have spoken to few before being arrested by the NCCPD. Some speak of horrible things down there, some speak that it is a facility to produce the perfect human, other say it was the break room. No conclusive evidence has been gathered for this, but it is interesting to note that basements surrounding the District 0 underground seem to always be damp and cold. It is not known why this is.
The Extra-Dimensional Door Anomaly

The Extra-Dimensional Door Anomaly, or EDDA, is the relatively new phenomenon that started occurring after the Crunch. It currently has no explanation beyond the apparent disentanglement of space-time within Crunkiverse 00A. While this disentanglement isn't normally noticeable due to the efforts of many Gods to restore the space-time, even Gods screw up time.

At any point in time and at any location within Crunkiverse 00A, if a door is to be opened, instead of leading where to where the door is supposed to go, instead a micro-wormhole will open between said door and another door in Crunkiverse in 00A. A door being defined as Merriam-Webster as "a usually swinging or sliding barrier by which an entry is closed and opened". This occurrence only has a 0.000000231 chance of happening, however, and can be undone by closing the door in question. Similarly, one can intentionally trigger this anomaly by continuously opening and closing a door until you trigger the EDDA. This is commonly known as the Door Game, played by The Boys as a party game when they get drunk or high. A mostly harmless game, besides the time that Chad Masters accidentally created a micro-wormhole to the jail cell of Orik, a Z-Class prisoner in Alcatraz 2 that now roams the wastelands and caused the scattering of the Boys across the known Crunkiverse.

Despite the sheer rarity of an EDDA event, Dorian Knobb is able to activate one whenever he enters a doorway, which leads to debate if its a true manifestation of the anomaly/
Niamoro

Niamoro, known as the Leviathan Beast, is one of the 7 Divine Beasts, and the only non-terrestrial one. It is the 6th strongest of the Beasts, and is the progenitor of all the Lesser Beasts of the ocean. It currently resides in the Gulf of Crunk, more specifically in the Grumbula Rhombus.

## Origin

Niamoro was utilized in the War of Gods, and many legends among fishermen tell of a monstrous beast that terrorized the naval forces during the war. After the war, Niamoro went off to the depths of the most remote seas on Earth. From there it created many Lesser Beasts, such as the Seasquatch, the Colossal Sea Snail, and Bjorn's Octopus. It was unable to create anything like the Greater Beasts of the sea, such as Leviathans, Great Dugongs, or Chimera Fish. After King Mastadonius created his plan to become the Beast primordial, he conscripted some of the best fishermen in the known universe to capture Niamoro. Currently, the only fisherman left alive is Redfin Kabernash, who managed to take a tooth from Niamoro.

## Powers and Abilities

Even though it is the 6th strongest of the Divine Beasts, it is still the strongest known being that lives in the oceans of Earth. It's maneuverability in the water makes it a terrifying foe in the water, and this makes it one of the mot difficult Divine Beasts to defeat, despite its lower stats. When encountering Niamoro, one will know if they see the Divine Storm, it's special ability. Simply put, a large storm of as far as the eye can see will begin to form, and at the storm's epicenter, Niamoro will appear.
The Grenaldi Twins

Not to be confused with the Grenaldee Twins or Grenaldy.

Thomas Grenaldi and Sethward Grenaldi, together the Grenaldi Twins

The Grenaldi Twins are Fire-aligned Humans of unknown origin. It is almost impossible to tell them apart without preforming a brain scan, because although they act completely identically, Sethward Grenaldi has an IQ of 45, while Thomas Grenaldi has an IQ of over 16 billion.

They currently reside in New Crunk City, the two of them representing the entire legal team of New Crunk City.
Gorog the Average

Gorog the Average is an average human being currently working at a Chicken franchise owned by Big Zad in District 7 with his coworker Jard. He is the father of Gorog the Modern and Gorog the Traditional, grandfather of Gorog the Frozen and Gorog the God, and great-grandfather of Gorog the Sick.

He is the son of the last Gorog chieftan of the Akorengans in antiquity, Gorog the Great. In addition to this, Gorog the Average was also thawed out from ice in Anchorage after the crunch and reintroduced to modern society through the Anchorage Asset Reintroduction Program. He was discovered in ice by the same man who re-discovered Anchorage, Ned Noarms.

## Life

Gorog the Average was born in Anchorage about halfway through the War of Gods. Being the son of Gorog the Great, he had came from a powerful lineage of chieftains, going all the way back to his great-great-grandfather Gorog the Wise who was the first chieftain of the Akorengans.

Gorog the Average lived a simple life. He had enough strength and intelligence, but he lacked excitement and ambition. All in all he was kinda boring, and it showed. He did not share his father’s passion for being a chief, nor did he want to emulate the great deeds of his ancestors. He was content with normal things, without the burden of his status as son of the chief. However, he also felt guilty and unworthy of his name, Gorog, which carried a legacy of honor and prestige that he could not live up to.

## Freezing and Thawing

At the age of 20 while out on a walk on a cold winters night he would be betrayed by his brother, Gorog the Evil.

Gorog the Evil was jealous of the extra love their father showed Gorog the Average (not realizing their father only did this to make him feel less of an outcast). In a fit of rage, Gorog the Evil cast a spell to create an iceflow from the glacial walls to fall upon his brother, trapping him in ice.

Several millennia later, Ned Noarms, exploring the region around Anchorage Keep, discovered the frozen chunk of ice that held Gorog the Average. He shipped it to New Crunk City alongside the many other frozen individuals from throughout Anchorage history who were being discovered and thawed out as well. They were sent to the New Crunk City Cryogenic Thawing and Storage Facility to be thawed out under the newly implemented Anchorage Asset Reintroduction Program. Gorog the Average was one of about 150 Akorengans who were thawed out together in what was called the “first class” of re-introduction students. They spent the next year studying and learning about their new, modern world as well as acquiring NCC citizenships and aided job placements. During this time, he fell in love with one of the staff members, Louisa Stemmer who was a researcher in cryonics and his assigned reintroduction case manager. After graduation, the two of them got married and moved to District 7 where Gorog started his work at a Chicken Franchise as a server.
New Crunk City District 12

New Crunk City's District 12, otherwise known as Residential District 4 or the Dark Realm, is the second to last of the districts in New Crunk City. Being a residential district, there are very few businesses in this district, being mostly comprised of homes, public parks, or schools. This district is overseen by Mrs. Wibble.

District 12 is the second most populated district in the city, with a population of 55,000 humans and 4,000 entities. Most of the houses are old, small, and poorly insulated. The rent in this district can range from 50 kronos to 130 kronks per month which is barely below what if affordable at the poverty line. From this, the demographics of District 12 are understandable, being all in poverty and working blue collar jobs in District 9 or 10.

District 12 is one of the most dangerous places in the multiverse, and the individuals who live there are only doing so out of necessity. While crime runs rampant throughout District 12, much more sinister occurrences lie beneath the crime. The Gormondo Crew, one of the leading cults in the New Crunk City underground, has many of its bases in District 12, and the surrounding area of these bases show evidence of this. The picture shown is a sighting of several hostile C class entities attempting to chase an individual in their car at night. Later evidence suggests these entities were created or summoned by the Gormondo Crew. They are the largest example of the Crunk underground that runs unrestrained in District 12.

## Notable Inhabitants

* Pizza John
* Psychedelic Steve
* Neil Dragon (former inhabitant)
* Malibu Jones
* Wild Man
* Chair
* Yung Easy
Seasquatches

Seasquatches (Hominidae Squatchinae Caeruleuan) are a genus of aquatic Sasquatch that consist of two extant species, the common Seasquatch (Caerleuan Abyssi) and the rare Fresh Water Sasquatch (Caerleuan Lacus). They are characterized by being the only semi-aquatic member of the Squatchidae subfamily, as well as their odd physiology. The most famous example of a Seasquatch is the gigantic Grobby Dink, a humongous albino Seasquatch that is a terror of Lietch's Line.

Currently, the Fresh Water Sasqautch is endangered.

Anatomy

Seasquatches are characterized by their longer arms, shorter legs, and strong upper-body strength. Furthermore, the Seasquacth has far less hair than other Sasquatches, and are overall about 3-4 feet larger than the Common Sasquatch. This makes them fairly large, with regional variants reaching sizes of up to 13 feet. The largest known Seasquatch, Grobby Dink, was thought to be upwards of 70 feet.

Seasquatches have developed a larger upper-body in order to allow for a 200% increase in lung size. Combined with a more sophisticated circulatory system, a Seasquatch can stay underwater for about 10-12 hours at a time. They also exhibit a stronger muscle structure, that can allow them to reach the depths of the ocean without succumbing to the pressure.

The arms of a Seasquatch are on average about 8-9 feet long, and are the strongest muscle on the animal. This is their main way of swimming throughout their ocean habitiat, and allow them to do really good backstrokes, breast strokes, etc.

Seasquatches color are influenced by where they are in the world. While they primarily inhabit warm waters, a subspecies dubbed the Sea-Yeti that swims close to northern Acropolis exhibit an off-white color, while the average Seasquatch is a lagoon-blue. The color has been dubbed, Sasquatch Blue.
Skeleman

Skeleman, short for Skeleton Man, is a Skeleton fighter that lives in the basement of the Battle Castle Tabernacle. He is currently ranked 3rd on the Tabernacle leader board, and he loves big booty bitches. He is the adopted son of Skeledad.

## Origin

Once a humble human milkman, Snorace Wilson, he fell into a vat of boiling milk one day by accident. He promptly burned alive and died. As his soul was about to transcend existence, Skeledad grabbed him by the balls and pulled him back into his body, which was now a skeleton. He woke up in Pete's Morgue and ran out. Once meeting Skeledad on Mt. Norm, he was informed of his newfound powers of being being a skeleton, and his affinity for the Dark Element. Adopting the name Skeleman, he went back to New Crunk City and joined the Battle Castle Tabernacle. He is currently preparing for the war.

## Powers and Abilities

After gaining his new body, Skeleman's Element changed from Milk to Dark. This is common for all Skeletons, as it allows them to use their signature ability, Reconstruct. Skeleman can only be truly "killed" if his skull is smashed to bits. And I mean tiny tiny bits. Otherwise, he can return to his original form after physical damage in approximately 2 minutes to 6 hours depending on how he feels that day.

Beyond Reconstruct, Skeleman is only famed for his incredible speed. Since the rest of his stats kind of suck, he spec'd into speed so much that he is considered to be one of the fastest mortal beings alive. Normally, a mortal would die at such speeds, but Skeleman can reconstruct after the lethal speeds he can reach, so it's no big deal. His incredible speed accumulates in Speed of Skeleton, his signature move, where he channels all his speed into one vector straight through his opponent. Only the most powerful of warriors can dodge or withstand this move.
Rat

Rat is one of the major Elements, and is the most convoluted element. It pairs well with Dirt and Dark, while being neutral to Water and Fire, and is generally incompatible with Light, Air, and especially Ooze.

## Behavior

Rat is unique in that it rarely manifests in its Elemental form. This is in contrast to all other Common Elements, which tend to appear in the forms they are best known for (e.g. Light, Water, Fire, etc.). Instead, 99.999% of all Rat Elemental mass in the multiverse manifests as complex derivates of the Rat Element. Most common among them is the common rat, which can ironically be considered the elements "base form".

## Rat Sacred Arts

The behavior of Rat can best be described as the inverse of disorder, with many Sacred Arts manipulating the laws of thermodynamics to create order or nullify disorder. This allows for applications in virtually all fields, including medicine, combat, cooking, and even mimicking Time Sacred Arts. However, the inherent complexity of Rat also causes any of the Sacred Arts associated with it to be incredibly complex. Many would-be practionners of Rat Sacred Arts often give up on it due to this.

## Traits of the Rat-Aligned

Rat is a rare alignment for a mortal being, with the most common instances of the alignment appearing in Rat Gods. Most of modern knowledge on the subject of Rat comes from studying them, and has shown that the Rat-aligned are often neurotic, with the inherent entropy of the multiverse seeming to cause constant mental anguish. In some mortals, these traits are far more muted and generally come off as mildly compulsive.

## Notable Rat-aligned individuals

* La Tortue Rouge
* The Rat Master
* Goopler
* Franz Borfeld
J. O. Morgan

J. O. Morgan, better known as his wrestler name JOM, is the sole accountant of the Jungle Gym. He is also one of the three executives that reports directly to Neil Dragon. He is considered among the elite of the Jungle Gym in terms of raw strength, but is one of the most skilled members of the group due to his high intellect. He is also a motivational speaker, using very effective before-and-after pictures of himself to convince people to train at the Jungle Gym.

## Origin

Morgan was born the eldest son of the famous banker J. P. Morgan into the life of an elite financier. Receiving training from the times of his infancy, Morgan was set to become the next in a long line of Morgan's to continue the legacy of the family business. At the age of 38, Morgan had succeeded in making the largest purchase in New Crunk City history, that being a the purchase of the supplement company Hammermaxx. During a meeting with the executives of the newly purchased company, Morgan would meet the powerful accountant Sebastian Kanash. During their lunch break, Kanash invited Morgan to a workout after the latter shared some of his concerns about his back pain.

Soon, Morgan became addicted to working out, and found a new passion in getting absolutely shredded. He soon began to neglect his responsibilities as an executive and instead elected to become a full-time employee of the Jungle Gym, against his family's wishes. While his family business fell into the hands of corporate greed, J.O. Morgan became one of the top bodybuilders and executives at the Jungle Gym, contributing to its recent rise to power.

## Powers and Abilities

J. O. Morgan is both a famous wrestler and CPA, flexing his biceps and auditing skills. Since he took his position in the Jungle Gym, his skills have allowed the gym to overtake many local gyms and become the most popular gym brand in New Crunk City. He has impressively been able to handle the growth in accounting needs by himself.

In his wrestling career, he is a fan favorite among other accountants. His signature move, the Bottom Line, is a 3 step, aerial submission type move, where Morgan throws an opponent into the air , jumps above to grapple the opponent midair, and then slams them back into the ring.

## Trivia

* He is still very good friends with Sebastian Kanash, they do leg day together.
New Crunk City District 6

New Crunk City District 6 , the Crunk Culture District, is the district designated to contain most of the city's government administered activities, food culture, shopping, and several festivals. It could be one of the only districts that isn't absolutely fucked. But it probably is. It's district director is Eurok Smith.

No one lives in District 6, as it is shutdown for "reconstruction" from 2 AM to 6 AM every night, even if there's nothing broke. Several vigilante spies have tried entering the district after this time, and the reports back are still being waited for. However, during the day it is a bustling metropolis and serves as a major economic booster, all of which is managed by the Commerce District.

This district is famed for its several monuments and attractions. Some of these include Crunky's Retribution, The Not Endless Spire, The Statue of Crunk, and The Holy Compass.

There are rumors of a secret ruins under this district, only known at the Subway. It connect most of the underground of the Culture District, and ends at the edges of District 10. It is suggest the Underground sell their goods in the Subway.

## Best Food in the District

* Chef Brian's ... 5/5
* Watermelon Michael's Bar and Grille ... 5/5
* Greg's Gruel Stand ... 4.5/5
* Chicken ... 4.4/5
* Sam Hyde's Smoked Bugs and Bug Accessories ... 4.4/5
* Pulatoni's ... 4/5
* John's Pizza ... 4/5
Hephaestus

Hephaestus is a mysterious entity currently living in the center of the Dark Moon. It uses it's energy gathering capabilities to power his forge, and is a weapon smith of the highest caliber. It is known to have created many Sacred Artifacts, and is thought to be second only to the Artificer as the greatest smith to ever exist.

## Origin

Upon the discovery of the hollow core of the Dark Moon, Hephaestus was found already there and forging. It does not speak, and only makes weapons. Because of this, no communication could be made with Hephaestus until Monterey Jack managed to receive a personalized weapon from the being, known as the Coveters Emblem. It was then theorized that those with strong power will be acknowledged by Hephaestus, and be forged a weapon.

As for the true origins of Hephaestus, there are many theories. Some say it is an ancient primordial, others say it is the will of the Artificer manifested in physical form. However, many agree it is an extremely powerful entity that should not be trifled with. The Crandis Federation patrols the Dark Moon as to prevent others form gaining powerful weapons.

## Powers and Abilities

Hephaestus has been shown only to forge weapons. From this, the Professor has gathered it must have a high arcane power, as well as a high enough strength to temper strong metals. As for any battle capability, none has ever been documented.

It seems that it's signature ability to forge has no limits, and the weapons it created are more powerful based on the user of the weapon it is being forged for. For example, the Grumbula Gauntlet is a very powerful weapon forged for Watermelon Michael, but the Tesla Ring forged for Kinetic has less power.

List of those who have had weapons forged by Hephaestus:

* Watermelon Michael
* Kinetic
* Monterey Jack
* Waxon Wackskoff
* Bedtime Larry
* Whil'thus Camaera
* Master Reagan
New Crunk City District 8

New Crunk City District 8, also known as the Residential District 3 or the Desert District, is a medium sized district that is home to many of the soldiers in New Crunk City, as well as the police force and some of the District 10 workers. It is known for its vast deserts, some of which extend past the New Crunk City border wall. It is mostly one large community that all live in small pueblos and share many resources. Some consider it slums, but there is little danger in living here, as everyone agrees to fight and survive together. Its overseer is Qalith.

## Environment

District 8 overlaps with what is known as the Grin-Gobi Desert. Being a desert, the weather here is quite unforgiving for those unprepared to live there. Hot dry air in the day, and freezing temperatures at night. The sandstone present here is used to build houses, tools, and aqueducts to get water from the Great Lake of Crunk.

In the past, this desert was home to Sand Crawlers, Sandlers, Wind Spirits, and Sandsquatches. However, once the military eliminated most of these threats, these beings have now moved to the Isibathi Desert.

## Life in District 8

People in this district all work together to serve a greater purpose, and therefore this district boasts an extremely low crime rate. They grown their own food and raise their own livestock, and in theory could be independent from NCC if they wished, but there are many benefits to having protection provided by the NCCPD.
King Karambit

Carver K. Arambit, known publically as "King Karambit" or "King", is the top earner in the Crandis Gladitor Pits and has been for several decades. He is known for his enchanced karambit-based combat skills. Currently, he is lined up to fight Daedalus D. Efensive.

## Origin

Born on Earth in a unknown settlement, King's earliest activities was carving woods. Eventually, he would be taught how to carve a karambit. Taking to the weapon's style, he pursed knife making and training for many years. Hearing about the Crandis Gladiator Pits, King decided to enter to test his capabilities. He would come to championship level just 4 years later, and since has enjoyed the title of strongest gladiator.

After hearing about the situation of the Battle Castle Tabernacle and the Jungle Gym, rumors of a small group of Crandian gladiators, including King, going to interfere in the conflict have been prevalent.

## Powers and Abilities

King is an extremely powerful pit fighter, known for his vicious tendencies and powerful physique. Despite the added weight of his build, he is quite nimble, especially considering his karambit skills. Besides advanced karambit skill, King has developed a technique of the Water Element that entails spinning the karambit with one finger. Depending on the number of times spun, King will then be able to dash 5 feet in any straight direction. Any collisions end this move, allowing for King to close the distance fataly.

His special move is the ultimate concentration technqiue in King's skillset, Karambit Infinitum. It involves spinning the karambit in rhythym with the dashes gained from the spins. If done correctly this can glitch reality to allow King to dash infinitly with no cooldowns.
Fortune

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Anyways, fortune is an element that is very strange, along with it's counterpart, misfortune. Those aligned with fortune are usually extremely lucky in life, winning lotteries and rock paper scissors games consistently. There are no notable people aligned with this element, but it's correlated sacred art is one of the strongest if mastered. Being able to channel pure chance into an event allows them to always land perfect strikes, and they will always be one step luckier than you.
Big Zad

Anthony "Big Zad" Apollo is an otherwise average human male. There is nothing particularly special about him besides the fact he's a pretty chill dude. He's the father of Big Apollo, and proud of his son. He is also an owner of a Chicken franchise in District 7, and employer of Jard and Gorog the Average.

## Origin

Big Zad grew up to a relatively poor family in District 8. Despite being poor, his family never begged or asked for help, they all just silently worked their way up in life, content with a simple life. Anthony Apollo was different though, he wanted greater things. So, when he came of age, he convinced his family to lend him money towards purchasing a Chicken franchise location in District 7, and he never looked back.

Upon arriving in District 7, where customs were different and expectations were high, he loved the challenge it presented him. As years passed, he slowly became the operator of the highest rated Chicken location in New Crunk City, aside from the first location in District 6.

He would also slowly become something of a pillar of the community. He dedicated himself to attending all fundraisers and gatherings, and organizing community events. He would later meet his future wife, Angela Pamila, and become the father of Big Apollo.