Mikkas Uley

*"What the fucks a /wepres gonna do if I'm out there "punching" /wepres ain't gonna cut my hand off ya fucking dickhead - grow a brain."*

-Mikkas Uley to Wolf Wise

Mikkas Uley was born on December 10, 1989 in Australia. He resided in Lebanon for some time before moving to Los Santos officially.

## Mikkas Uley

### Occupation

Detective, Lawyer, Whore, Drug Dealer, Drug Smuggler, Arms Dealer, Car Mechanic, Boxer, Fisherman, Trucker, Car Jacker, Nurse, Farmer, Picklocker, Photographer, SANEWS Local Editor (quit), LSFMD Intern (terminated)

### Gangs

* La Famiglia Corleone
* Vatos Locos XIII (kicked)
* South Side Pirates (theme change)
* 20th Da'Block Grove (formerly)
* Arte De Muerte (formerly)
* The Venice Familia (formerly)
* Extrema Nostra Tule (formerly)
* Outlaws Motorcycle Club (disbanded)
* Garuda East Mafia (kicked)
* Cartel De Los Santos (formerly)
* Heist Inc. (disbanded)
* La Grigia Mafia (kicked)
* Mandalay Crips (kicked)
* Mandalay Mafia (theme change)
* Peaky Blinders (formerly)
* The Vendetta (kicked)
* Bayside Racers (formerly)
* The Downtown Network (kicked)
* The Black Hand Triads (kicked)
* La Grigia Mafia (formerly)
* Bolkos Order (kicked)
* Hells Rangers MC (formerly)
* Southside Ballas (kicked)
* Italian Crime Syndicate (disbanded)

### Family

* Paoline G Naga (wife)
* Janan Uley (daughter)
* Abdullah Uley (grandmother)
* El Chapo Uley (uncle)
* Osama Uley (uncle)
* Beast Uley (uncle)
* Habib Uley (cousin)
* Habib Uleh (cousin)
* Umzy Uley (cousin)
* Shez Uley (cousin)
* Toufic Uley (cousin)
* Aisha Uley (cousin)
* Tabouleh Uley (cousin)
* Habib Uley Jr. (nephew)

## IC Information

### Early Life

Mikkas was born in Melbourne, Australia, the first child of Lebanese parents Imraan Uley who was born in Lebanon and Mariam Uley who was born in Australia. Growing up, he attended school with his cousins Habib Uley and Oomsy Uley, and befriended Martin Vinko in high school.

### Life

#### 2015

Mikkas first arrived in Los Santos on March 2015, he started out by sweeping and gaining some pocket cash early on and explored Los Santos, doing deals, etc.

On April 8, Mikkas got into photography and took some photos of Los Santos' citizens & vehicles in various locations of the city, such as the Dice Casino, Pizza Stacks & MF2, etc.

He threatened to harm Hasan Shiekh outside the Bank of Los Santos, by saying he would shove his head through the windscreen of their van, after overhearing Hasan's attempt at convincing Habib Uley with a plan to rob Mikkas. They later became friends with each other, through their mutual friendship of Habib.

Italian Crime Syndicate mob had formed in town which Mikkas' friends Habib & Oomsy had become apart of, Mikkas eventually joined them in the gang later, on November 28, 2015, and they grew to gain pretty high ranking positions until ICS was disbanded the following year.

#### 2016

Mikkas moved on to become apart of a minor, unofficial crime family run by a man named Joseph L. Devil as Habib was apart of the family too. Major conflicts and tensions grew between members via radio frequency, and Habib followed by Mikkas were "kicked" from the crew.

Sometime in March or April 2016, Mikkas attended a chainsaw event hosted by Jerome Gamble, where he successfully shredded everyone competing, and came 1st place with a prize of 200,000 materials.

Mikkas eventually formed a short lived "picklockers league" where he would break into locked cars and store them hidden under a bridge in Commerce. From then on he would improve on his picklocking skill, which he believed would come in handy sometime.

On June 22, 2016, Mikkas posted his application for a job at San Andreas News and was accepted by Production Manager Johanna Rosenberg, and was asked to contact one of the Producers for an interview.

On June 27, 2016, Mikkas was looking for a replacement gang to join - one similar to the late ICS, he passed a test from Athos Bandidos & Gecko Moriah and was invited to join the (at the time unofficial) Solntsevskaya Bratva, and met the crew at John's Hideout for a drink. He later freed Sergei Kemirov from cuffs at the Solntsevskaya Bratva HQ after cops attempted to raid the gang.

On July 1, 2016, Johanna Rosenberg hired Mikkas at SANEWS, he was unaware that this would make his position in the Solntsevskaya Bratva invalid. He partied with Johanna, Eva Mason, and some Triads at the Black Hand Club.

On July 2, 2016 Mikkas drove one of the SANEWS vans to the unofficial Solntsevskaya Bratva HQ, to reveal the news. But was instead met with betrayal from Athos & Sergei. Mikkas insisted he was loyal to the gang for freeing a member's cuffs five days ago, and apologized for joining SANEWS. Athos & Sergei took Mikkas downstairs in the unofficial HQ and shot him, leaving him injured. He was no longer considered a starting member, and continued with his SANEWS career for a few days before leaving the faction.

On July 3, 2016, Mikkas decided to picklock Romeo Malik's dirt bike after a falling out they had, and drove it over to Pershing Square where Mikkas paid a cadet named Duncan Stonemason $2,000 to ticket it.

Mikkas eventually went back to matrunning where he met Jm Pao in a Balla hood, and had a bit of a root. Mikkas however would grow busy with the Trucking job and would receive consistent phone calls from Jm which would annoy him, as well as falling victim to "accidental" NJ by her Pinoy brother Aldrene. Mikkas eventually gave up and shot her down with an MP5, however she survived. Paoline's brother, friend, and their friends then had a target on Mikkas' back and would do anything to try and kill him. Mikkas played it smart and found two Ballas members (one of which was Joseph L. Devil) outside Drug House, luring the killers into accidentally shooting the Ballas, which caused a small-scale war. Eventually Paoline's backup were either shot down or escaped the massacre, Mikkas was then offered a spot in the Ballas on July 8 to which he accepted, however two days after, Mikkas told the Leader to "shut up" for his Pinoy spam over the radio which led to him being kicked from the gang.

On September 3, 2016, Mikkas purchased a boombox import from Shaq Deen for $200,000.

On September 4, 2016, while truck driving with Habib in the passanger seat, they discussed their dream idea of opening up a Uley Kebabs restaurant establishment at an empty building in El Corona (a dream which was fulfilled almost five years later).
Later in the day, Mikkas joined a protest against police brutality, held by Jay Alex at Pershing Square, along with several other people, who raided the department building, followed by a roof raid of Castille Island with helicopters and guns. A bunch of them were imprisonned on the island as a result.

Months later, Mikkas returned with old friend Oomsy. If Mikkas fucked up again, he potentially faced deportation ((server ban)) from San Andreas forever; from there Mikkas went back to a consistent trucking routine, which earned him a shit ton of cash, but had to be on constant lookout in avoiding corrupt police officer, Bryan O'Connor. From then on, Mikkas and Oomsy decided to join a new cult organization forming in town known as *Bolkos Order*. Mikkas was able to lure Bryan's cruiser toward the Bolkos HQ, allowing them to put him in hospital.

Mikkas had been trucking legally in an attempt to avoid any suspicion from Bryan, who had built a reputation for harassing Mikkas on the daily, ((while also listening to a stream giveaway held by Jerome Gamble.)) It got to the point of the final vehicle giveaway, Marshall Mathew was declared winner, however he didn't respond within a minute of his victory. After being drawn a second time, nobody else picked up, however by the last redraw, it turned out Mikkas had officially won the giveaway. Mikkas chose to order a speedboat known as a Speeder coincidentally after he found out the name of the boat due to a legal truck delivery in Palomino Creek minutes before his victory. Mikkas wire transferred Marshall Mathew $10,000 out of honor due to his close win.

Mikkas had a fallout with the Bolkos cult, after he had been latching onto Kade Martinez - a members girlfriend. On the other hand, it was never known to Mikkas that Kade was taken, and as a result, the boyfriend, Rico Martinez, wanted to hunt Mikkas down. The argument eventually escalated over Bolkos radio and Mikkas was then kicked from the organization.

Despite Mikkas' apology to Kade; the other members including Rico, Gregory and Troy still would not forgive him, and denied him the option of a second chance, with Gregory believing Mikkas to be a sinner to their lord, Gongo.

The motorcycle club known as Hells Rangers would then hire Mikkas, as a result of the betrayal. About a week or so later, while traveling with the Rangers to the Drug House in Ganton to attend a point war, Mikkas was deported ((banned)) for his previous involvement in multiple revenge attacks, alongside several members of Hells Rangers, against members of the Bolkos Order.

Once Mikkas returned, he left the motorcycle club and was later hunted down and shot by a triggered Alden C Gearheart and Doc Pete.

#### 2017

Mikkas would later get in contact Pablo Detorta - a Rank 5 member of the Bolkos Order who had known nothing of Mikkas' past in the gang from the year previous. Mikkas had seen this as an easy opportunity to join, sneaking his way back into the organization successfully.

Mikkas woke up the day after, without any of his Bolkos gang clothes, confused at first, Mikkas realized that an original member had probably found out about his return, and kicked him from the organization (most likely Rico Martinez). Mikkas, being the pot stirrer that he was towards Bolkos, acted as if nothing had happened and attempted to ask Pablo for a place back in the cult again. Pablo still unaware of his past, decided to introduce Mikkas back into the cult while Rico was away.

In November 2017, Mikkas and Habib Uley fired their guns at two FMD units, including the Assistant Chief, and were both subsequently blacklisted from the faction for a period of time.

#### 2018

After New Years came, ending 2017 and beginning 2018, Mikkas decided to rejoin The Downtown Network on January 1st while Ermetano was away, in hopes of spiting him when he returns. However Ermetano either forgot or didn't care about what happened previously. Mikkas was promoted to R3 by Ermetano after successfully testing and recruiting a former Fallen Angels MC member into TDN.

Mikkas would attend points/turfs with TDN under the orders of a strict, corrupt leader known as Buzzga, whom Mikkas grew a hatred for as Buzzga constantly disrespected his gang. Mikkas had come surprisingly early for a regroup at TDN's new HQ when he was fighting with a Claude, this made Buzzga angry, so Buzzga began insulting Mikkas over the gang radio, which got Mikkas riled up, and Mikkas ended up calling him a "faggot" which got Mikkas demoted. At the Crack Lab, Mikkas would pull out his shotgun and shoot down Buzzga, which caused Buzzga to kick Mikkas out the gang.

Mikkas eventually took a role as a bartender in the Black Hand Triads club in an attempt to join them as they were allies of The Downtown Network so he could spite Buzzga. Mikkas was accepted into The Black Hand Triads gang. Mikkas would make friends with some of the members there and even lent cash and crack to some of them after Buzzga and Alex Smitson attempted to hunt down Mikkas, both of them were gunned down by the BHT member. Both BHT and TDN had a small quarrel over their radio as this could cause friction between the two allied gangs, they eventually came up with a resolution where TDN were to stay away from Mikkas at all costs.

By the next day, Mikkas ran into a girl at Pizza Stack and was too busy speaking to her to notice that a member was trying to call him over the BHT radio, which led to Mikkas being kicked out of The Black Hand Triads.

Mikkas rejoined The Downtown Network for the third time under a Enstein recruiter to which Buzzga accepted the invitation, much to Mikkas surprise. Days later, Ermetano kicked Mikkas out of the gang while Mikkas was busy refilling his drink of water, Mikkas sought to rejoin the gang once again by the following week.

Mikkas ended up hearing about a live recruitment, to which he was lucky to arrive to really early as he had come second in the line, he was forced to get rid of his drugs before entering, as he entered, there was speculation that he had been blacklisted from the faction over FMD radio, however Sameer had given Mikkas a second chance of redemption, Mikkas was eventually interviewed by Alfonso Docks and was accepted to the faction, alongside Nathan Dextron.

Days would pass and Mikkas would save many injured civilians around town, an FBI had been following Mikkas and was asking suspicious questions regarding Mikkas past and Mikkas explained that he is a changed person since he joined FMD and that he is no longer into criminal activity. The next day a high ranked FBI agent Zack G. Phoenix had asked Mikkas to pullover his ambulance and enter his vehicle, they would converse regarding Mikkas as Zack drove to the FBI Headquaters to frisk him for any illegal weapons however they turned out to be legal FMD weapons and Zack still decided to confiscate them, as they drove off, Zack was desperate to find anything on Mikkas so he inspected his Huntley then proceeded to look in his Euros trunk and discovered 50 grams of pot and crack each to which Mikkas was arrested for and was promised by Zack to have his position terminated from FMD. Days later Mikkas was still in FMD however he decided it was time to resign until a chief found the resignation papers and instead terminated Mikkas position. Mikkas still kept the S.W.A.T. vest he got from the lockers.

Soon another advertisement had been posted regarding The Downtown Network looking for workers in their gang to which Mikkas gave them a call so he could be tested, to which Mikkas when entering their HQ Vesuvio ironically said that he had never been there before. Mikkas was eventually accepted into the gang by Jian Rizzo after successfully making him an ice cold vodka. Mikkas would make jokes of the radio freq which pissed some people off and he got kicked but was reinvited by Jimmy Saint Dangler. Days later Mikkas eventually got kicked from the gang by Rose Namajunas after calling her an old whore.

Mikkas joined SANEWS in 2018.

Mikkas eventually purchased a property which was imported by Alex Chicano in a good hangout spot in Idlewood where Mikkas and Habib often planted weed.

On June 10, 2018, Mikkas won his first ever TDM event, it was hosted by Aashib, and was a sawnoff shotgun event. He received a full weapon set and temporary jetpack as the prize.

On June 17, 2018, Habib showed Mikkas his new home in Grove Street, and Martin Vinko too. They later held a large party in there to show off the crib.

On June 28, 2018, an unfortunate day for Mikkas had occured, he was stripped of all his money and mats, but most importantly his entire car collection (Huntley, Euros, FCR-900, Sultan, Slamvan & Patriot) was scrapped by Wu Ming. Mikkas' had also lost ownership of his house and it was removed from Idlewood.

Mikkas immediately went back to grinding cash as a trucker and matrunning to build his wealth back up, whilst holding a massive grudge against Wu Ming.

Sometime after this on July 2, Carly Rae (whose identity likely would have been stolen by Ruk Shan Detorta at the time) gave Mikkas their own Euros for $1 as a kind gesture for the misfortune Mikkas had faced from losing his vehicles to Wu Ming. Mikkas still owns the car to this day.

He received a defamation notice from Henry Vitale under orders from Wu Ming in regards to an SANEWS article he published exposing the alleged adultery of Wu seeing prostitutes behind Donya Ming's back.

On November 5, 2018, Mikkas left SANEWS because despite winning a contest hosted by producers, he wasn’t allowed to win the prize as he was a member of SANEWS. Mikkas eventually got back into the matrunning business and with his daughter Janan Uley, where he picked up his wealth again, fast.

Mikkas joined Mandalay Mafia under the impression it was a rebrand of Italian Crime Syndicate by leader Cleatus Michaelis. Mikkas got promoted well in the mafia to the point where his friend Oomsy Uley joined and Mikkas was later able to recruit Habib. On December 3 a theme change had occured, Mikkas was too busy collecting presents for Santa's Helper and refused to attend another gang point due to having to change his clothes and being busy with presents, he also said he joined only for the mafia aspect not for the hood, to which Jonathan Prim responded by kicking him out.

Mikkas met a girl named Alexis Wright (Belle Silva) during his time collecting presents for Santa’s Helper that same year. Eventually they got close and married each other at Jefferson Church on December 20, 2018.

#### 2019

It was New Years and as January 1 was coming to an end, Mikkas called his wife Belle to see how she was going ((she didn’t recognise Mikkas as she was the IRL sister of the original owner who had taken over the account)) she requested they meet out front of BHT Club where she handed Mikkas divorce papers, Mikkas requested he received $5,000 back after paying for half of the wedding, to which she agreed by paying him and they got divorced.

Mikkas rejoined La Grigia Mafia on January 6, 2019 and was automatically promoted to a Made Man.

On January 7, 2019, Mikkas was mysteriously kicked by a boss from La Grigia, possibly due to his fast promotion. Styx was confused by this when Mikkas contacted him, but offered to test him again for the mistake, Mikkas declined but was open to do it in another date. Mikkas met up with Joe McCoy to discuss importing his house back along with middleman Merchant. Mikkas paid Joe $1,140,000 for the house and the deal was settled. Mikkas received his house by the end of the day.

On January 10, Mikkas eventually decided he had had enough of hanging out in the city, where he was at constant risk from the law for defending criminals as lawyer, so he decided it was time to quit his longtime main job as a detective and switch back to his job as a drug dealer and drug smuggler at the same time. Mikkas came to the conclusion that it was less risky working from the air delivering crates of crack than to stay on ground defending criminals as lawyer with the risk of getting wanted for aiding criminals.

On January 24, it was announced that Mikkas Uley had won the Santa's Helper 2018 event with a ranking of 1st place, Mikkas won the business prize. On January 26, Mikkas received the business from James Halvart which was an ad store in Commerce, across the road from Unity Station. From there, UleyAds was born.

On January 29, Mikkas joined Heist Inc., Joe McCoy’s business organisation. He was immediately promoted to Salesman Crew Chief after having an interview with Hector McCoy.

On February 3, Mikkas became the top 20th drug smuggler to deliver the most crates out of every citizen, beating Daryl Grimes score of 1,002 deliveries.

Joined Garuda East Mafia on July 6.

On July 28, Mikkas married his then girlfriend, Eleanor Reese. He was also present at Nicholas Harm’s memorial.

On August 15, after Hans Haux was appointed slot holder of Garuda, Mikkas was kicked from the mafia along with many other members, due to it getting purged.

On August 23, Mikkas had divorced Alexis Ward (previously named Eleanor Reese) ((due to the original Eleanor selling the account and it being owned by someone else now)).

#### 2020

Joined Outlaws Motorcycle Club on January 17, 2020

Mikkas Uley was announced as the winner of the Santa's Helper 2019 event on February 9, 2020, ranking 1st place.

Mikkas won a business for his event prize, a club in Rodeo, which he named The Lebanese Cucumber. Mikkas called Oomsy Uley, along with his other gang friends and within hours time, they helped level up the business to its maximum potential.

On February 13, Mikkas Uley, along with Santy Savage and various other high ranking members of Outlaws Motorcycle Club were randomly kicked by Evan Grenader. Mikkas was later reinvited by Evan to the family, before Evan was kicked and banned. Giron stepped in and promoted Mikkas and Santy back to their R5 positions and Chad gave them their crew positions back.

Outlaws Motorcycle Club disbanded on March 28. ((Mikkas was announced as a member of the 15th Advisory Council, on this same day)).

Mikkas met some mafioso members at trucker one day and they invited him to become apart of their upcoming, unofficial organization, Extrema Nostra Tule, Mikkas accepted.

On May 16, 2020, Ivo Karamanski requested a favor from Mikkas via Extrema Nostra Tule radio freq, asking Mikkas if he could change his Lebanese Cucumber business name in support of the gang, hesitant at first, due to distance between Extra Nostra Tule HQ and The Lebanese Cucumber club, Mikkas decided to temporarily change the club name to Extrema Nostra Club for the remaining duration of his stay in the gang.

Mikkas returned for a brief period on June 3, 2020, to accept Ivo Karamanski's request for him to become a member of the Extrema Nostra Tule organization, since the family had become official.

On September 24, Mikkas left Extrema Nostra Tule due to his irritation with fellow gang member Simou Royalty, also partially due to the dying status of Extrema Nostra Tule as a family. Shortly after, Mikkas reverted his Extrema Nostra Club name back to the original The Lebanese Cucumber.

On October 8, 2020 at 9:28 Mikkas Uley became the first ever member of the Uley family to reach a total of ten million dollars ($10,000,000) total wealth. He reached the amount by consistently trucking for the past couple of weeks.

On December 9, 2020 Mikkas was officially invited and added as a member of The Venice Familia.

#### 2021

On late March 16, 2021 Mikkas left The Venice Familia for Arte De Muerte, after being invited by Hailey Crooks. This prompted a Venice Familia member, Zabuza Momochi to enter Jefferson Motel in an attempt to kill Mikkas, which ultimately failed.

On May 23, 2021, Mikkas met with Vorge Vendetta in talks to import a kebab shop restuarant in El Corona, an idea Mikkas & Habib had conceived in 2016. On June 5, 2021 Mikkas officially announced the grand opening of Uley Kebabs.

On June 16, 2021, Mikkas decided to part ways with Arte De Muerte and left their gang, primarily due to Hailey Crooks abandonment of the family.

On August 28, 2021, Mikkas got a random invite to 20th Da'Block Grove twice, which he accepted and used as an opportunity to sell a deagle before being kicked by Jaffar Venom.

On October 21, 2021, Phil Jones offered Mikkas a spot in South Side Pirates, Mikkas agreed to join only so that he can sell weapons. Phil immediately promoted Mikkas to rank 4. Pirates later changed theme to Vatos Locos XIII. By November Reggie G Mazzori kicked Mikkas from Vatos for an unknown reason.

#### 2022

On December 19, 2022, Vito Corleone invited Mikkas to his family La Famiglia Corleone. After initially refusing the invitation some days ago, Mikkas reconsidered and joined when he realized being in a gang would be a good vehicle to sell his large collection of guns to a gang ally frequency.

#### 2023

On January 18, 2023, Charles Luciano gave Mikkas an Advertisement Store at the 24 Hour Motel in Idlewood. Mikkas named it UleyAds™ like his older store, therefore expanding UleyAds™ to multiple locations for the first time.

On September 9, 2023, Mikkas reached a total wealth of twenty million dollars ($20,000,000) for the first time. He also won his biggest, singular dicebet win ever at $5,500,000, earlier that day.

On October 1, 2023, Mikkas Uley and Paoline G Naga married at the Church in Little Mexico, with Steve K Gonnsen as their witness. In attendance were several La Famiglia Corleone members, and Mikkas' friend Phil Jones, whom he had invited. They later had an afterparty at the Mikkas Uley residence.

On October 16, Mikkas attended his cousin Shez Uley's wedding to Danaerys Targaryen at the same venue.

Mikkas made a fortune working as a potato farmer in Blueberry Acres, after being convinced by Lexus Zetas to take up farmer job, as a higher-paying alternative to the trucker occupation. Mikkas worked from November 2 till the end of the month, and ultimately became the 6th richest person in San Andreas.

#### 2024

On January 3, 2024, Mikkas was announced as the Santa's Helper 2023 event 1st place winner. He chose the Ads Store as his prize from Charles Luciano, and placed it in front of Pershing Square in honour of the event and his achievements.

### Personality

Mikkas is a OG of the streets, knowing the ways and life around Los Santos, being able to strategically break into cars and police cuffs. (( Mikkas will tend to rage on /g chat if somebody provokes or DMs him. )) According to Mikkas, he cannot successfully stay as member in most families without being kicked from the gang. He sometimes has a hatred for Pinoys and will often rant about them.

Mikkas is a generous person to those close to him and will usually offer a hand whenever needed. He is often quite honest which could leave some citizens to like him and some to dislike him.

## Gallery

Mikkas with a SPAS12.Mikkas attending point with a katana.Mikkas in Vinewood.Mikkas in da club.Mikkas' Shamal.Mikkas Uley parachuting.James Halvart gives Mikkas' a business; his 1st place prize for winning Santa's Helper 2018.Mikkas bartending.Mikkas relaxing at Santa Maria Beach.Mikkas inside a club.Mikkas outside his future house (2018).Mikkas' appearance (early 2016)Mikkas Uley shooting up a van.Beef between Italian Crime Syndicate members (Mikkas, Habib, Damon & Vito)Mikkas with special Maximus Club locker vest.