Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 4: Jeff's Fourth Win

Jeff started in 3rd and then won.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, you crashed last race, right?

Johnny Blamer: YEAH! RUSTY WALLACE IS A MEAN RACER!

Dale Earnhardt: It's ok, Johnny Blamer. You will win this race.

Jeff Gorvette: I agree with you, Earnhardt!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 3rd place!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Who ever is on the pole, I'll draft on him!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan is on the flag stand for the wave of the green flag! There it is and the Purolator 500 is underway!

Ned Carrett; And a crash, Johnny Blamer is in the inside wall! The right rear tire is down!

Ken Squier: Didn't even get to the start/finish line and are first caution waves here on Speedway.

Faux Wheel drive crew cheif: It's over, Johnny Blamer.

Johnny Blamer: (bawls) I DIDN'T EVEN RETCH THE START/FINISH LINE OF THE FIRST LAP! (cries) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (drives home and continues to cry)

Jonathan Melter: HA HA HA HA! SEEYA SUCKER!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I don't need to pit because this is the first lap!

Ray Reverham: Ok! Wait until the green flag drops again.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.

(4 laps later, the restart)

Ken Squier: Now, we're back to green!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 63)

Ray Reverham: Go low of the 3 car.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (goes into the inside)

Ken Squier: Gorvette works to the inside of Earnhardt and he, passes him and takes the lead! Jeff Gorvette becomes are 2nd leader but look at Earnhardt, come back!

Ned Carrett: You knew he was going up the hill that you Earnhardt was coming back on the inside!

Pinkie: Who will lead this lap!

Spike: And it's- JEFF GORVETTE!

Ken Squier: By inches!

(Ned, Pinkie and Spike laugh)

Ray Reverham: Stay in the lead, Jeff!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

Dale Earnhardt: Speed! I need more speed! (totches Jeff Gorvette causing them to get passed by Rowley Boltstrike)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette and Dale Earnhardt totched on turn number 1, and Rowley Boltstrike takes the lead!

Rowley Boltstrike: Oh yeah! I'm gonna win this race!

(after the replay of the Jeff and Dale totch)

Ray Reverham: Get on the 33's tail.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drafts on Rowley Boltstrike)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is drafting on the leader Rowley Boltstrike, as Rowley completes lap 64!

(lap 71)

Jeff Gorvette: Now! Must have the lead again!

Crusty Rotor: I'm gonna push you to the lead! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette now passes Rowley Boltstrike and will lead lap 71!

(lap 120)

Crusty Rotor: Now! I must take the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Crusty Rotor! (pushes Crusty Rotor)

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor gets a great push from Jeff Gorvette and will lead lap 120! It's now lap 121! Crusty Rotor is still the leader! Fallowed by Jeff Gorvette, Darrell Cartrip, Cal Weathers and Rowley Boltstrike!

Ned Carrett: I'm glad, no mean racers are gonna take the lead a few laps later!

Spike: Yeah! Chick Hicks is the worst, and he wrecks other cars!

Pinkie: So was Chick's rival, Kyle Trackson!

Ned Carrett: Kyle must be Anti Chick Hicks, and Kyle made his own team in 1993 known as the Anti Chick Hicks Team. The rivalry started when Chick wrecked Kyle Trackson in the 1988 Florida 500.

Spike: Dale Earnhardt is an aggresive racer like Chick Hicks and Kyle Trackson, but he's good friends to Jeff Gorvette and The King, but Eugene Carburaski is Dale's rival! The rivalry started when Eugene made Dale go airborn in the 1984 Dinoco 400. We hate Chick, Kyle and Eugene!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor will lead lap 121, and you all agree that Chick Hicks, Kyle Trackson and Eugene Carburaski are all mean racers.

Ned Carrett: And Chick Hicks is the worst!

Spike; Yeah! He cheats in many races in his career, and now he's still racing! Which is not good.

Ned Carrett: Now, here's Darrell Cartrip passing Jeff Gorvette for 2nd! He's now gonna challange on the leader, Crusty Rotor!

Spike: I like Darrell Cartrip! Darrell is a good racer. He had a great rivalry with Davey Carllison starting in 1991, but now if Davey is still alive, Darrell and Davey would no longer be rivals!

Ned Carrett: Here comes Darrel Cartrip on the outside and passes Crusty Rotor!

Pinkie: Now he has the lead!

Ken Squier: Darrell had no wins in 1993 and 94, but now, he will lead lap 122! It's lap 123, and Darrell Cartrip is the leader!

Ned Carrett: Now Crusty Rotor will have a chance to draft on Cartrip, and hopefully, he'll get back in the lead!

Ken Squier: Cal Weathers right now is still in 3rd, and his dad, Strip Weathers is known as The King! Strip had 200 wins in his career, and his main rivals are Drive Parkerson and Chick Hicks. Drive was The King's first rival, and Chick Hicks is his 2nd rival!

Pinkie: And Drive Parkerson is also a mean racer for causing a lot of massive crashes like Jet Robinson's career ending crash in 1968!

Spike: And also Louise Nash's career ending crash in 1971, the same year where Jeff Gorvette was born! Jeff is now still in this race!

Ken Squier: Darrell Cartrip will lead lap 123! It's lap 124, and Darrell Cartrip keeps the lead with Crusty Rotor right behind him!

The King: Ok, son! Try to lead this lap!

Cal Weathers: Ok! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Now Cal Weathers is going by Crusty Rotor, and he takes 2nd away!

Spike: Now, I'm glad that Cal Weathers will take the lead! He's the son of The King!

Pinkie: More like the Prince because he's The King's son!

Ned Carrett: And The King's real name is Strip Weathers!

The King: Outside of the 17 car!

Cal Weathers: You're a great crew cheif, dad! (passes Darrell Cartrip)

Pinkie: Now Cal Weathers passes Darrell on the outside and passes him!

Ken Squier: Cal Weathers will lead lap 124! Now, it's lap 125, and Cal Weathers has the lead! Fallowed by Darrell Cartrip, Crusty Rotor, Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader!

Ray Reverham: Go on the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette passes his teammate, Crusty Rotor for 3rd!

Spike: And Jeff's 2nd teammate, Ken Schrader is gonna give him a push, but where's Murray Clutchburn?

Pinkie: I don't now! Maybe he's way back!

Ken Squier: You're right, Pinkie! Murray is way back in 15th place, and now Jeff Gorvette challanges Darrell Cartrip!

Pinkie: And he passes him! Now, Jeff's gonna challange on the leader, Cal Weathers!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 42!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Time to take the lead! (passes Cal Weathers)

Ned Carrett: And now he passes him!

Spike: How did he do it so fast, and now he completes lap 125!

Pinkie: Now Ken Shcrader passes Cal Weathers and he's gonna give Jeff another push!

(lap 279)

Ken Schrader: Now, I must have the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (pushes Ken Shcrader)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette pushes Ken Shcrader while Ken leads lap 279!

(lap 283)

Jeff Gorvette: I have to get the lead back so I can win this! (passes Ken Schrader)

Ken Schrader: Ok, Jeff Gorvette!(pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Now Ken Shcrader pushes Jeff Gorvette again! Gorvette will lead lap 283!

(lap 300)

Ken Squier: It's lap 300! 28 laps to go in the Purolator 500, and Jeff Gorvette continues this lead while Ken Shcrader is still pushing him!

Eugene Carburaski: You don't look like pushing the 24! Do you? (turns Ken Shcrader)

Ned Carrett: OH AND EUGENE CARBURASKI TURNS KEN INTO THE OUSIDE WALL!

Ken Squier: That may start a rivalry between Eugene and Ken!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: EUGENE CARBURASKI! KEN SHCRADER WAS PUSHING ME! AND NOW YOU WRECKED HIM!

Eugene CarburaskI: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Tank Coat crew cheif: You need to pit.

Eugene CarburaskI: Huh? I hate taking a pit!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Go to pit road, Eugene Carburaski! You're a mean racer!

Eugene Carburaski: SHUT UP IDIOT!

(5 laps later, the restart)

Ken Squier: And we're back to green!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to win this race!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Looks like Jeff Gorvette is gonna win it? Yes indead! Jeff Gorvette wins the Purolator 500 by a car lengh or two over Rowley Boltstrike!

Jeff Gorvette: YES! I WON AGAIN! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Rowley Boltstrike: Good job, Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I'm so consistent right now!

Crusty Rotor: You're proud my teammate!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! Maybe you can beat me next race!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! But where's Johnny Blamer?

Dale Earnhardt: Oh! He got wrecked by Jonathan Melter, so he went home!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(victory lane)

Spike: Jeff, congratulations on an outstanding day!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh man! It sure was! These guys gave me fabulous speed today! I gotta go to my hauler after this! To this whole Dupont crew... Man I, this thing was on the rail! Chuck gave me a little bit of, he got me pretty nervous to hurt the hurtting of the race but you know we came here to Atlanta with the same speed that I had in Rockingham! I'm an awsome car! Man you have to take me everywhere but wanted to come here to Atlanta! Now we announced our new sponsor, N2O Cola! They're in an associate sponsor! I mean DuPont does everything in the world and we're really glad to have them but that new sponsor, that's here, home, N2O Cola! We're really glad to happen so this one's for them.

Spike: Jeff, let's go back to the beginning of the race. Early on, there was some anxious moments. You and Earnhardt that in turn 1. That had to make your heart skip a beat. What happened?

Jeff Gorvette: It sure did that... You know I had a little bit better speed than he did at the time and it was really hard to pass! Once you got, you know, out and the tires got some heat in them so I want to get by him as quick as I could! I saw an opportunity! I didn't want to pass him low! I know what he's like to pass Earnhardt low, but we got by him and then you know he did the famous Earnhardt move and got right back underneath me coming off a two and I thought well if I can stay the outside and race him down into one we're all right! Well it was so one of those contests that nobody wins! You know it's like who's gonna let up first and neither one of us! We drove down real deap in the corner! He slipped up a little bit and got in the side of me! I had to check up a little bit, got high! Rowley got by us! We had to chase him down but it was a lot of fun and hey you got to earn your rights when you're racing Earnhardt.

Spike: Oh yes! You quickly you mentioned the Rockingham, bu we're gonna go buy a pool now if you want a lot of money there but what else is going on the house? How about some landscapeing? What's the next room your gonna have?

Jeff Gorvette: I don't know! We're gonna have some accessories now I guess but we're gonna have us a nice pool! I say now!

Spike: I think Brook was talking baby! How about it?

Jeff Gorvette: No baby! No baby for a while! We're gonna win a lot of races before we do have a baby!