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A secret teaser video uploaded July of 2015, presumably on July 4th. It consists mainly of several lines that hint at events from the upcoming update; there was only sound, so the video is completely black throughout its 48 second duration.

Its existence was hinted with a strange post by Sable Lynn on the *Five Nights at F\*\*\*boy's* subreddit called End of the Century that contained a coded message:

"WVVoU01HTkViM1pNTTJ4MlpGaFNNVXh0U214TWVsWk1aVmhhTWxkdGFISldiVGt6"

Below it were the letters "B64 x3". "B64" was a hint for the type of encryption used to obfuscate the message, and "x3" was a way of telling it needed to be translated three times.

Finding out this, the users in the subreddit were able to decode the message, which was the link to an unlisted video in Sable's YouTube channel. The title of this video was also a hint, in this case if one were to unscramble the numbers they could make out a date: 16-07-15, or July 16 of 2015. This was the release date of *Five Nights at F\*\*\*boy's 3* Act 3.

This video was later made viewable by anyone without the need to decode the link.

## **Transcription**

[Falling Down from the *REMASTERED TRACKS ROCKMAN ZERO Physis* album begins playing]

**Freddy**: "i never cared about justice, and i don't recall ever calling myself a hero. i have always only fought for the people i believe in. i won't hesitate! if an enemy appears in front of me, i will destroy it!"

[Phantom B.B. is heard laughing]

**Vile**: "NO! IMPOSSIBLE!"

**Chica**: "Devour my hot bird ass Freddy"

[Sounds by Toad from the Super Mario franchise]

**Freddy**: "freddy fuckboy is back. and he's ready to go on his summer vacation"

**Freddy(echoed)**: "you didn't get gud. you stole it. it was a mere counterfeit"

**Splash Woman**: "guess who, fazfucker"

**Foxy**: "HE'S NOT EVEN F\*\*\*ING HERE"

**Chica**: "Devour my hot bird ass Splash Woman"

[Music fades out and video ends]

## **Explanation**

Despite being perhaps rather confusing, each part of the teaser has a reason to be:

1. The music, a remix of the final battle from Megaman Zero 4 serves as a reference to the Megaman series, which the FNaFb series had already made several references to.
2. Freddy's speech is another reference to the same game, being taken straight from the scene right before the aforementioned final battle. It also might serve to reflect Freddy's antiheroic nature and allude to the final battle of Act 3.
3. Phantom B.B.'s laugh tells that there's more to see of him after Act 2.
4. Reference to the battle against Vile.
5. Chica saying her typical phrase, cause that's Chica.
6. Toad is heard despite not appearing in the games, likely because he's Sable & Joshua's profile picture in Game Jolt. Voice files of him slowed down are used as ambient sound in Act 3, too.
7. Freddy says his first two lines in the act.
8. The echoed lines are taken from one of the events where Freddy visits a previous scene from the series. The echo was added for this teaser.
9. The rest of the lines are alluding to the secret battle with Splash Woman.

## Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KyvvZhkVow&feature=youtu.be the video itself.
W&OD Trail

## Washington & Old Dominion Trail

44.8 mile paved trail that runs from its start in Purcellville through Leesburg, Reston, Vienna, and Falls Church and ends in Shirlington. It is the primary route used by most cyclists in Northern Virginia for riding long distances because it connects many jurisdictions.

The full name of the W&OD Trail is the Washington & Old Dominion Trail.

## Trail History

The W&OD Trail was originally opened in 1974 in Falls Church as a rail-to-trail after the Washington & Old Dominion Railroad closed. After many trail segments were added, the trail reached Purcellville in 1988, and the final portion of the trail, the Carlin Springs Rd underpass in Arlington, opened in 2002.

## Places of Interest

* Sparrow Pond
* Brandymore Castle
* Freeman Store and Museum
* Herndon Depot Museum
* Luck Stone Quarry
* Purcellville

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Fairfax County Parkway Trail
* Gerry Connolly Cross County Trail
* Four Mile Run Trail
* Custis Trail
* Bluemont Junction Trail

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://www.openstreetmap.org/relation/916095#map=11/38.9962/-77.4873&layers=C

or here: https://goo.gl/maps/iPHe6zpexQR2

## Photos

* caboose in Vienna, VA
* mural facing Vienna station
* trail marker
* map of W&OD Trail at Carolina Bros. BBQ
* Carolina Bros. BBQ restaurant adjacent to the trail in Ashburn, VA
* overlook at Luck Stone Quarry
* old Ford truck used as a planter next to trail
* stone bridge at Clark's Gap
* western trailhead in Purcellville, VA
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## Links

* "W&OD Trail" - NVRPA http://www.nvrpa.org/park/w\_od\_railroad/
* "Washington & Old Dominion Railroad Trail" - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington\_%26\_Old\_Dominion\_Railroad\_Regional\_Park
Masterful Disguise (Garfielf Show Episode)

"eat vegan tables"

This is the first episode of the hit series *The Garfielf Show*.It is loved by many for its superb animation and extraordianary art direction.

## Synopsis

Jon has had enough of Garfielf's antics and kicks him out of the house, where Garfielf goes to hecc and finds a disguise to trick his owner.

## Plot

After Garfielf refuses to eat Jon's vegan tables, he gets very **angery** and kicks Garfielf out of the house. Garfielf gets picked up by his friend Michael and he drives him to hecc. Jon then orders a better cat that eats healthy foods and exercises from an unnamed cat distributing company called Lightning. Odie informs Jon that someone's at the door, and on the other side Damien and Garfielf are discussing their plans on how to prank Jon.

Jon opens the door to see Garfielf wearing a Satan mask, however Jon just thinks this is his new cat that he ordered called Lightning. He gives Garfielf exercise and vegan tables but Garfielf is a fatman and refuses to ***do it.*** Instead, Garfielf insists on having lasaga and snooze, and Jon abides. Garfielf eats the lasaga and gets very fat and brups. Garfielf is then introduced to his bed and it is here that Odie jumps up to Garfielf and takes off his mask, revealing the fat orange cat that he is underneath. Jon then grounds Garfielf for 7134657432658743658746345786345 and the episode ends with a nod to GoAnimate.

## Characters

#### Main Characters

* Garfielf
* Jon

#### Supporting Characters

* Odie
* Unnamed Cat Distributor
* Damien

#### Minor Characters

* Michael (cameo)
* Narrator (non-visually)

## Goofs/Errors

* In the frame where Odie jumps at Garfielf to steal his mask, the mask doesn't have any eyebrows.
* In the first frame where Garfielf appears, he has 1 triangular stripe on the left side of his body and 4 on the right, however he is supposed to have 3 on the right of his body and none on the left.
Garfielf Hacks Jon's Facebook Account

"Garfielf Hacks Jon's Facebook Account" it's a video/(and other stub) made by YouTube user GermanField.

## **Plot:**

Garfielf is a spider, because he's hungry, and while Jon did, is tell to Gorefield. He's will not feed some Freaking lasaga, But Garfielf gots to ask Jon if he can't have salad, but Liz has a secret mission for Jon lately. Jon forgot about this, and runs away at the door. While the freaking idiot Jon is gone anymore, he's gonna play on the computer, to hang somebody on Facebook, and got a friend request, it's "Boris The Teeth Guy" 's friend request, Jon opened the door, tells about the mission, but Garfielf is busted. Garfielf tells Jon what he's doing on his computer, while accepted the friend request on Facebook account. Garfielf did not do this to Jon while, but showing the Boris The Teeth Guy, and he says: *HEY, WHAT'S UP JON, YOU STUPID BUTTHEAD!!!!!!!!!* Jon got to Snoopfield to throw out for the punishment. Garfielf screams so hard that, is "Micheal P." screaming sound. That he throw out the window for the cat, and Jon becomes a complete animal abuse, Garfielf's in freaking fat kitto kato. He shows "Mad face".
Garfielf Don't Want To Do A Diet

**Garfielf Don't Want To Do A Diet**is a short Garfielf installment by Creatu Creatu, uploaded to YouTube on August 7, 2015. It is considered to be the shortest Garfielf video, only with a 48 second run time.

## Plot

Garfielf: I slept a good night i need to swallow a lot of food now!

Jon: No garfielf you are going to do a diet.

(Garfielf goes to the fridge, but only vegetetables are inside.)

Garfielf: Where is my LASAGA?

Jon: No more lasague for you (earrape) GARFIMELD.

Garfielf: Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon I'm hungry I need foods.

Jon: (earrape) YOU CAN HAVE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SALAD.

Garfielf: I'm a doesn't happy kitty kat I don't want this gaye food I get hunger and anger.

Jon: (extremely loud earrape) THIS IS THE ONLY MEAL I CAN GIVE YOU HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(Screen blacks out and Garfielf cocks an AK-47)

Garfielf: (ultra earrape.) NOW LISTEN JON I'M GOING TO DIE YOU FUCCING FIGITS BUGGER OFF YOU FAKING WANKER

Jon: Do it if you have balls

Garfielf: I do it for the lasaga

(Shoots everything, then himself.)

## Trivia

* This episode is the second time Garfielf threatens Jon with an AK-47, the first time being Garfielf Watches A Movie.
* Garfielf appears to have come back to life, suggesting this is a non-canon episode, or Garfielf has this power.
* This "animation" lasts 48 seconds, making it the shortest Garfielf episode so far.
* Garfielf's AK-47 is photoshopped in this episode, which differs from the one in GWAM, where the AK-47 is horribly drawn.
* This is one of the only times Odie does not make an appearance.
* The YouTube video has 85,508 views, 2,063 likes, and 29 respective dislikes.
Garfielf bites the dust

Garfielf bites the dust. is a other video/stub made by brick brainiac.

## Plot:

Jon says: "whut the fuck is all of this noise." Garfielf forced to raise the ded to get some lasagas. Jon's going to clean up this mess. Garfielf is nothing to kill him sweets. Jon forced Odie to use Bark. Odie shows on the green screen, and says bark. Garfielf's gotta kill Odie with the hand. Jon tries to Garfielf finish once (and for all). Garfielf says: 'Jon what r u-", and then dies.

## Trivia:

* This is the video about the New Years of 2018.
* This video may contain strong language, and some loud noises, so turn down the volume.
Garfielf as a fly

NOTE. Inappropriate words are not shown in the plot.

Garfielf as a fly is a garfielf video made on October 8, 2016 by AdvancedEdition.

## Plot

Jon is doing something in the kitchen, but the fly version of garfielf comes and wants jon to produce garfielf lasaga because it is lasaga time, he wants jon to give garfielf food, and garfielf is a big fat cat who needs nutrition, jon punches the fly garfielf various times but always misses.

Later, garfielf says to jon why he is useless at everything, sucks, and that he won't make lasaga for him, and says that he smells bad, and he wonders why he is soundless and he wants to give jon food for him. Jon picks up an insect repellent (which is from Japan), and sprays it while proclaiming fly garfielf as an bird thingy, fly garfielf tells jon to slow and calls him mrs. executioner, and says to himself he is an endangered species. Jon says that's too bad because he is going to spray garfielf fly to the graveyard.

Jon misses the garfielf fly as it goes to the mouse hole. Jon tries to get rid of the fly in various ways, he puts gas inside the mouse hole but the fly is wearing an gas mask and he says that it is first aid. Jon puts his, umm, genital inside the mouse hole and tells the fly to smell it but his said genitals gets hurt by an mousetrap which makes jon feel pain, as this part uses the same tom and jerry screaming sound.

Jon tries to grab the fly while calling it an billy hilly monster crotch slayer and an satan's evil helping hand, the garfielf fly puts an grenade so it can trick jon into thinking he got the fly. Jon is happy that he got the fly (grenade) which it is meant to be his biggest victory in his life. And jon smashes it using an hammer (LOUD SOUND PART WARNING), and he sees what is left on it, and he found out it was just an grenade which jon proclaims garfielf as a tricky cat. And the house loudly explodes.

## Trivia

* In the video's comments, people think this is a One Punch Man reference.
* This video has 2 parts containing loud noises which can startle some people.
* In the portraits, jon's dog, odie is shown as an elephant, and the 2nd portrait is jon's mom and daddy, the mom was male and the dad may have been shown as hitler.
* There is an warning icon at the part which jon proclaims garfielf as a tricky cat, meaning there is a loud part incoming.
PilotRedSun

***PilotRedSun*** is an animator and musician who created the original Garfielf video. As the creator of the critically acclaimed Garfielf franchise, he has gained a cult following. He is currently 26 years old. He is from San Jose, California.

On April 4, 2013, he uploaded Garfielf (known as "Garfield is a fat orange cat who loves to eat and sleep" for the first week it was uploaded). In the video, which is 1 minute and 9 seconds, Jon is yelling at his cat, Garfielf, as he performs mischievous actions, such as eating too much and kicking Odie off the table. This video became his most popular video, garnering over 11 million views.

PilotRedSun would go on to later release an album called Achievement and many other animated videos after making Garfielf.
Liz

N/A

**Liz** is a character in the *Garfield* video series. Her first known, and most well-known, appearance was in *Garfield ruins John's date*.

Liz is a veterinarian and the girlfriend of John. Garfield often tries to ruin Jon's relationship with Liz. Liz is based on the original character Liz from *Garfield* comics, created by Jim Davis. Liz is likely bisexual, as her first appearance has her revealing her attraction to women, but subsequent appearances show her continuing her romantic relationship with Jon.

Liz's voice provider is currently unknown.

## History

Liz's first appearance in *Garfield ruins John's date* introduces her as Jon's girlfriend. Garfield does many things to ruin Jon's upcoming date with Liz, including dropping hints that Liz may in fact be a lesbian. Jon retorts by stating that Liz is his "wakfu" who will "bring him sandwiches".

When the large-busted Liz arrives, she drops the startling revelation that she is, in fact, a lesbian, and breaks up with Jon. Jon is furious, blaming this development on Garfield. Liz's subsequent appearances usually do not deviate from the general theme of Garfield ruining her dates with Jon.

In the latest appearance in *Garfield Haves Sex With Liz* and *Garfield and Liz Having Sex Once Again (+18)*, Liz humping his boobs with no ruining dates with Jon, and he's animal abuse, he takes a massive of cum. Liz uses the words "*frick.*" before Garfield wouldn't have sex. After all, he finally decided to make him might grow big boobs. However, Arlene tells Jon that Garfield have sex with Liz. Before this, Jon hates this cat so much. As a appearance of *Garfield gets Pregnant*, Garfield couldn't ruin Jon's date with Liz.

## Temperament and personality

Liz is a veterinarian by profession and can therefore be assumed to be kind and compassionate. However, she also has a mean streak, as evidenced by her harsh dumping of Jon, during which she refers to him as a "lanky bitch".
Garfielf Kart (Jon Arbuckle plays Garfield Kart)

***Garfielf Kart (Jon Arbuckle plays Garfield Kart)*** (posted March 16, 2017) is a video criticizing the notoriously-poor aspects of the video game based on Jon's pet cat.

It is followed by Garfielf Plays Garfield Kart (Garfielf Kart 2).

## Plot

One day, Jon decides to play a racing game based on his pet, "Garfield Kart". He gets angry over the poor controls of the game, the costumes, and the power-ups. After he almost wins another race but ends up in second place, he hangs himself.
Air Force Association Cycling Classic

Air Force Association Cycling Classic logo

(from the Air Force Association Cycling Classic website):

> "Welcome to the Air Force Association Cycling Classic, proudly brought to you by the Boeing Company! The Air Force Association Cycling Classic will take place on Saturday, Sunday, June 11th/12th 2016. The Air Force Association Cycling Classic is the region’s premier cycling event, with opportunities to participate for cyclists of all abilities.
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> Competitive cyclists are invited to race in Arlington, as we will again offer a variety of categories for licensed racers, including the nation’s top Pro/Am men and women. These Pro/Am races are part of USA Cycling’s prestigious National Criterium Calendar. Additionally, cycling enthusiasts of all abilities will also be able to participate on Sunday morning’s Air Force Association Cycling Classic Challenge Ride, with many ways to participate. Individuals can sign-up either under General Registration or can support our official event beneficiary,the Air Force Association’s Wounded Airman Program, as part of Team Sabre. Groups, companies and various organizations are also invited to enter as part of the Thales Corporate Challenge. We will also be holding our Armed Forces and Congressional Challenges. Your registration fees include timing support, a bib number, finishing medal and an event t-shirt (registration prior to April 1st is required to receive FREE event t-shirt)."
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The weekend events include the following rides:

* Clarendon Cup
* Air Force Challenge Ride
* Crystal Cup

## Links

* The Air Force Association Cycling Classic http://www.cyclingclassic.org/
Jon (character)

Jon in his First Appearance

N/A

**Jonathan Q. Arbuckle**, aka **Jon**, is one of the main characters in the *Garfielf* meme series. Jon appears in the original video, as well as many of the spinoff videos. He is Garfielf the cat's owner, as well as Odie's. He is based on, and a parody of, the original *Garfield* comics character Jon Arbuckle created by Jim Davis.
His voice is *JerkFace* from Voiceforge.

## History

Jon is first seen in the original video *Garfielf*. He is in a state of constant anger over the antics of his badly-behaved cat, Garfielf.

Throughout all his appearances, Jon is always frazzled by the poor behavior of his cat. He almost defeated Garfielf in an anime battle but tragically took that L in Garfielf: King of the Sunday Funnies. Jon was also the keeper of the Time Stone in Garfielf: Infinity War. and jon also won the lottery in garfielf meets the president

## Personality and temperament

It is rare that we, the audience, are allowed to see a softer, kinder side of Jon, as he is constantly infuriated by Garfielf's antics. Jon seems to be a nervous, tense man who is tormented by Garfielf's actions. However, he is evidently nice enough to attract a girlfriend, Liz. And he is usually defeated by garfielf the only time he won is in a video called garfielf emotionally abuses john and then kills himself. Also Jons Voice Jerkface Is In VoiceForge

## Legacy

Jon is a role model for tormented pet-owners everywhere.
The very hungry Garfielf

***The very hungry Garfielf*** (posted June 4, 2014) is a spin-off sequel of the popular video *Garfielf*. Currently, it is the third most-popular of the numerous sequels, with over 90,000 views. It was posted by YouTube user Estelle Kristofferson. Like the other videos in its genre, *The very hungry Garfielf* is a surreal and humorous parody of Jim Davis's *Garfield* comics.

## Plot

Jon demands to know what his pet cat, Garfielf, is doing. As usual, Garfielf is looking for some food. Angrily, Jon accuses Garfielf of eating all the food in the household, and proclaims that they are going to starve because of this. Undisturbed, Garfielf says Jon should order some Chinese. A lengthy no/yes argument ensues over whether or not Jon will, in fact, order Chinese. In the end, Garfielf wins the argument by screaming, and Jon orders Chinese food. When the food arrives, Jon seems unusually smug as Garfielf quickly consumes the Chinese food. Afterwards, Jon erupts into laughter. When Garfielf wants to know what Jon finds so humorous, Jon proclaims that, unbeknownst to Garfielf, "There's cat meat in [Chinese] food you fat lard". Garfielf, now an unwitting cannibal, is horrified by this, uttering a loud scream.

## References

* Garfielf's "I'm look for some food" line has him looking like Sonic the Hedgehog.

* Jon's "Now where are you going now you fucking disgrace" line has him looking like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
* The title is a possible pun on *The Very Hungry Caterpillar.*
Garfielf watches a movie

Garfielf watches a movie is a video made by speedycube64

## Plot

Jon asks Garfielf what he is doing, he tells him that he's just making popcorn to watch a movie. When Jon asks him what movie is he watching, Garfielf replies with Garfielf teh orginal mooovi (Which is the first Garfielf video). Jon complains that the movie is really bad while showing the reviews on his phone, but Garfielf tells him to shut his mouth because the movie was about to start. As he saw the movie, Garfielf laughed and said the movie was so funny. But then Jon said the movie sucked and asked him why he was watching it. But then Garfielf told him to make him another bag of popcorn, then Jon screamed that it had only been 3 and a half seconds and asked him why couldn't he be a good pet like Odie. Suddenly, Garfielf pulls out a gun and tells Jon if he can't make him Popcorn he has to make Lasaga and if he doesn't he'll shoot him. Jon freaked out and told him that he would make him lasaga. Later, he comes back with the lasaga and Garfielf gobbles it up, After he was done, he told Jon to make him another lasaga. Then Jon screamed: "GARFIELF".
Garfielf (video)

***Garfielf*** (posted 4 April 2013) is a video created and published by PilotRedSun. It currently has more than 14,337,056 views. The video, a surreal and humorous dissection of Jim Davis's comic *Garfield*, sparked a long-running meme in which dozens of imitator videos were published.

## Summary

Throughout the video, Garfield the cat continually exasperates his owner Jon by eating voraciously, abusing Jon's dog Odie, and sleeping the day away. The story is told through purposefully badly-drawn images and VoiceForge auto-generated voices, creating a humorously badly-made and surreal vibe.

## Plot (detailed)

While Garfield enjoys a meal, Jon accuses him of being overweight. Garfield's retort is that eating is his main activity. Garfield then announces his intentions to maliciously abuse Jon's other pet, the dog named Odie. Jon angrily warns him against this, but Garfield nevertheless proceeds to abuse the poor dog, sparking a cry of fury from Jon. Garfield then announces his intentions to sleep, proclaiming that he is a "cat who loves to snooze", at which time Jon accuses him of being lazy. Garfield proclaims his hatred for alarm clocks, and then, his intentions to consume a lasaga - a popular, Italian-originated type of pasta. Presumably some time later, Jon inquires as to where various foods - "three-cheese pizzas", "taco shells", and "Hamburger Helper" - are, which are missing from Jon's fridge and/or pantry. Each time Garfield replies "I ate those food," except for the Hamburger Helper; of which he burps loudly, indicating that, due to his voracious appetite, he consumed the meals Jon is referring to. Jon, angered by this, proclaims that this is the "last straw" and he has "had it" with his cat.

## Meme

*Garfielf* soon became a meme, spawning many imitator videos drawn and voiced in the same style, and obtaining its own Know Your Meme page. Its surrealism and intentionally poor quality have made it a fan favorite among those types of YouTubers who like to proclaim themselves as "in *that part* of YouTube again."

## Possible References, Meanings, and Allegories

* When Garfield is asked three times where the food has gone, and each time admits he has eaten it, this could be a reference to when St. Peter denied three times that he knew the Lord Jesus, proving Garfielf is part of the holy family tree

* Before Garfielf abuses Odie, he proclaims that he will "send this stupid mutt into orbit"; this could possibly be referencing the first dog in space, and Russia was the one to launch the first dog into space, this likely means Garfielf is Russian.

* The video is almost certainly meant to be a mocking parody of Garfield comics, which have always tended to be rather formulaic and predictable; the video is comprised of the core elements that comprise the vast majority of Garfield comics, such as Jon's exasperation with Garfield's habits; Garfield's abuse of Odie; Garfield's laziness; and Garfield's voracious appetite.
Garfielf Adventures: John Gets a Robo Kitty

Garfielf Adventures: Jon Gets a Robo Kitty is an Garfielf video uploaded on July 24, 2014 by Cartoonyworld109, and was part of the first wave of Garfielf sequels released in early to mid 2014. In this video, Jon gets a Robo-Kitty 9023.38603485032850234850234805.

## Plot

Jon is calling to someone on the telephone that he wants to place an order for the Robo kitty, Garfielf wonders what Jon is doing right now. Jon replies that he ordered a new kitty that will be much better than Garfielf. Later, he is going to eat his lasaga flavored cat litter, which "is meant to be perfect for eating and pooping in".

Later, the package arrives, which makes Jon happy and Garfielf finds this bad. The Robo Kitty comes out of the package and Jon gives him chores, such as doing the dishes, etc. And Jon says that Robo kitty has proved his worth and proved garflide (Garfield)'s worthlessness and so for Robo kitty's next special assignment that to KILL GARFIELD. Garfielf gets surprised, and Robo kitty jumps out of the house's roof and shoots fire at Garfielf. And Garfielf shows his secret weapon to Robo kitty which is by THE POWER OF LASAGA. Something is thrown at Robo kitty, and Robo kitty somewhat explodes and gets destroyed.

Garfielf is happy that he destroyed Robo kitty and throws the same thing at Jon. Jon is angry and says Garfielf an long angry message or rant and what he ever does to Jon is cause him misery and he is sick of it and Garfielf and he has it with his stupid antics and he also has it with him eating all the food, destroying his property, and not doing anything productive. He is tired of it and he is done with Garfielf, hoping he dies.

## Characters

* Garfielf
* Jon
* Robo-Kitty 9023.38603485032850234850234805
* Mailman

## Trivia

* There are 4 songs used in this video
* It was one of, if not the first Garfielf videos to have a opening
Garfielf makes Jon a Lasaga

***garfielf makes jon a lasaga*** (posted 19 September 2017) by the YouTube user "神仙Scarecrow" is the *[off]* thirdteeth most-popular (with around 34,480 views of) yet another spinoff of the original *Garfielf* video. Garfielf tries to make Jon a lasaga, but the lasaga is horrific and cat Garfielf goes bad.

## Plot

Garfielf takes away from the bed snooze, but Garfielf misbehaves Alram clock's and

hits it, because Garfielf says: "I fuckin hate mondays", but Jon is at the door, he says: "Your master has arrived." to Garfielano, Garfielf said to Jon, he's a stupid cunt, the cat is a true master and of lord. But Garfielf requires to produce some lasaga's to, because of starve. To shall, Garfielf to requires lasaga and Odie gets to him, to produce an amazing lasaga, when it's Grubbin' time. Jon already wants to dinner, Garfielf brings it to Jon lasaga, eats it, and it's horrific. Garfielf tells to die with Jon, but Garfielf is gonna sit on the chair, why he killed Jon.
Tegami Bachi

***Tegami Bachi** (テガミバチ Tegami Bachi, lit. Letter Bee)* is a *shōnen* manga written and illustrated by Hiroyuki Asada. The manga is set in "AmberGround", a fictional land illuminated by an artificial sun. The story follows Lag Seeing, a Letter Bee with the ability to see the memories of people and items, and his personal dingo Niche on their journeys across AmberGround.

The series was first serialized in the September 2006 issue of *Monthly Shōnen Jump*. After ten chapters, the manga was moved to the new monthly magazine *Jump SQ*. after the *Monthly Shōnen Jump* was ended by Shueisha in June 2007. *Tegami Bachi* was adapted into two separate anime television series, entitled *Tegami Bachi* and *Tegami Bachi REVERSE* respectively.

At the 2010 Comic-Con International, Viz Media announced that it acquired the license for Tegami Bachi in North America. The company serialized the manga in the North American *Shonen Jump* magazine from March 2009 to March 2010. It is currently releasing the English version of the manga in the *tankōbon* format, with 19 volumes released as of June 2016. Both seasons of the anime have been licensed by Sentai Filmworks.

It was confirmed in April 2015 that the 20th volume would be the last, with the Japanese manga releasing Winter 2015.
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Garfielf Wants a Sandwich

***Garfielf wants a sandwich*** is a Garfielf video made by peiceofcheese87.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn1KsHkNiJA

## Plot

Garfielf calls for Jon's attention, he threatens Jon to listen to him or he will paint the entire house Jon. Jon gives in and decides to listen to Garfielf, Garfielf asks Jon for a sandwich, to which Jon was pissed at Garfielf for getting his attention all for a sandwich. Garfielf then threatens Jon that he brainwashed Odie to attack "disobedience geeks who don't shut their mouths." Garfielf asks Jon to give him lasagna, to which Jon refused to. Garfielf, fed with Jon not listening to him, locks the door to prevent Jon from leaving the house and asks him again to make lasagna. Jon gets fed up with Garfielf's mischief and tells him that he would rather stab himself in the left kidney than make him another batch of lasagna. Garfielf then tries to trick Jon by telling him he loves him, and confesses that he doesn't care about him and only wants lasagna. Garfielf then asks Jon for a sandwich, to which Jon tells Garfielf that the door was locked, Garfielf fires back at Jon by telling that he was on the inside, and that he was able to open the door. Jon gets fed up with Garfielf and tells him to make his own sandwich while walking off. Garfielf says goodbye.

## Trivia

* The music playing for the majority of the video is Golf With Your Friends - Do It Yourself.
Garfielf releases his ultimate power

"Garfielf releases his ultimate power" is a video made by DJ Grandad.

## Plot

Jon gets Garfielf up to bed, Garfielf was catching some "zzz's...", because Jon gotta ruin Garfielf's life. But because Jon ruin his life what Garfielf, Garfielf was said: "Shut up and make yourself usefull by buyeing me some lasaga.", But the same Garfielf goes up to the walk now, but Jon turns to the high-pitched voice by only saying "Grar flied", until the house building. But Garfielf goes to the same thing: is try some "Ican Leabe.", But Jon's gotta shot the dog and Garfielf Too. Because Garfielf says, because don't challenge his powers. He is Jon's actually mistake by Garfielf. Just enough at the same time, Garfielf abuses Jon so whisper and long, he prepares to Garfielf "screams" at the crazy color effects.
Garfellow Makes Lasaga

Summary- Garfielf makes himself lasaga when Jon refuses.

Detailed Summary

Garfield requests that Jon makes him lasaga. Jon claims that is impossible because Garfield has eaten all of their lasaga. Garfield says that Jon is a fool and the there is another way to get lasaga. Garfield demonstrates by grabbing Odie, throwing him into the blender and then blending him. Jon freaks out and Garfield taunts him for under estimating the power of lasaga. Jon is furious and is preparing to "SNAP GARFILL'S FAT CAT NECK LIKE A TWIG!" But Garfield says it's too late because he's fully charged and is going to turn Jon head into lasaga. And he does.
Garfielf by Renux Smash

## Jon Kills Garfielf

### Overview

Jon Kills Garfielf is Renux smash's first Garfielf video.It was uploaded on the 2nd of August, 2019 and sits at 40 views. It is the only Renux smash Garfielf video to be monochromatic.

### Plot

Jon is sick of Garfielf's shenanigans, and serves him an explosive lasaga to kill him.

## Garfielf abuses Jon

### Overview

Garfielf abuses Jon is the first part of a two-parter, and Renux smash's second Garfielf video.It was uploaded on the 21st of September, 2019 and sits at 60 views.It is the first Renux smash Garfielf video in full colour.

### Plot

Garfielf threatens to kill Ermar (the Garfielf equivalent to Erma), which angers Jon so much, that he locks Garfielf up in the basement.

## Garfielf Meets Leeman

Garfielf abuses Jon is the second part of a two-parter, and Renux smash's third overall Garfielf video.It was uploaded on the 11th of October, 2019 and sits at 40 views.

### Plot

In Jon's Basement, Garfielf meets Leeman (the Garfielf equivalent to Lyman), who helps break Garfielf out of Jon's Basement. After an intense battle, Garfielf eventually kills Jon.

## Garfielf up a tree

Garfielf up a tree is Renux smash's fourth Garfielf video.It was uploaded on the 7th of November, 2019 and sits at 10 views.

### Plot

Jon invites Nermal over, which upsets Garfielf so much, that he runs up a tree to get away from Nermal. Later Jon comes out to see Garfielf stuck in the tree and agrees to try and catch him. When Garfielf jumps down, he squashes Jon and begins to bury Jon's dead body.

## Garfielf: the Caped Advenger

Garfielf: the Caped Advenger is Renux smash's fifth (final) Full Garfielf video in the 2019, and the 2010's.It was uploaded on the 7th of December, 2019 and it sits at 48 views.

### Plot

Garfielf takes a snooze place, but Jon screams "GARRRRRFFFIIIEEELLLLDDDD!!!!!". Jon takes to Lis's Vet, Garfielf tells while he going on a date with Lis. And More to Come

## Pipe strip but In Garfielf

Pipe strip but in Garfielf is Renux smash's parody of Garfield comics by Jim Davis.It was uploaded on the 24th of December, 2019.It was sits only 21 views.

### Plot

Jon reading the newspaper, and showing the "Garfielf Quickie" orange text. Jon sits to take our place, but Jon looking for where could his pipe be. Garfielf smokes Jon's pipe, and he yells "GARFIELD!".
Garfielf but it's Google Translated in all languages, then back to English

***Garfielf but it's Google Translated in all languages, then back to English*** (posted 28 December 2017, reuploaded on June 27, 2020) is a video created by THXFan2889. Before his account got shut down, the video had over 500,000 views. The video is a comedic retelling of the original Garfielf video, itself a a surreal and humorous dissection of Jim Davis's comic *Garfield*. As the title suggests, the video takes the original video and translates it into all languages documented into Google Translate, then back to English. As such, hardly any of the dialogue makes sense.

## Summary

Throughout the video, Jon has a mental breakdown. Garfielf disproves democracy and god, kicks a dog that can stop time off a table, and argues about starving children.

## Plot (detailed)

While Jon talks about finding a treehouse, Garfielf expresses his hatred of food. Jon then tells him that he doesn't have a girlfriend, calls him cheese, and asks why he's so viable. Garfielf tells Jon he has a soul, then goes to Odie to shift him of apparel. Jon warns him that the dog can stop time and no god is safe. Garfielf boldly declares that no god exists, kicking Odie off the table. Jon screams. Garfielf then announces that democracy is a dream, and that hope is lost. Jon calls Garfielf Garret, and a fancy trouser. Garfielf expresses his hatred of time as he bashes an alarm clock. He then calls himself ugly, and proclaims that people do not eat pasta. Jon says that home is in the heart, especially in the city of "Garmfield". Garfielf says the votes start now. Some time later, presumably after he's eaten (Ironic considering his proclaimed hatred of food) or voted. Jon then says that Three is awful for feast. Garfielf proclaims that children are hungry. Jon argues back that Mexico is famine, to which Garfielf replies with the previous sentence. Jon then asks to add and divide hamburg, to which Garfielf replies Five. Jon finally snaps, claiming "Shake Sphere" is retarded, his life is in the farm, there is no government, and a cat is fat.

## Script

Jon: Finding a treehouse.

Garfield: Food is trash.

Jon: Garfield. I have no girlfriend. You are cheese. Why are you so viable?

Garfield: I have soul. It's Odie shift time of apparel.

Jon: Dog stops time, no god is safe.

Garfield: No god exists.

[Garfield kicks Odie through the ceiling, making a smashing sound]

[Jon screams]

Garfield: Democracy is a dream, hope is lost.

Jon: GARRETT, YOU FANCY TROUSER.

Garfield: I despise time. I am ugly people do not eat pasta.

Jon: Home is in the heart, especially in the city of GARMFIELD.

Garfield: The votes start now.

[Grub time...]

Jon: Three is awful for feast.

Garfield: Children are hungry.

Jon: Mexico is famine.

Garfield: Children are hungry.

Jon: Add than divide hamburg.

Garfield: FIVE.

Jon: Shake sphere is retarded, my life is in the farm, there is no government cat is fat.
Garfielf is asks for lasaga

Garfielf is asks for lasaga was a video uploaded by Bio21

## **Plot:**

The video opens with Jon telling Garfielf to leave his bed to be his slave. Garfielf refuses and asks him for lasaga. Jon tells him he's broke and the only meal left is salad. Garfielf gets mad and tells him to steal a bank for some lasaga. Jon tells him he will. A "Later..." time card appears for 2 seconds. Garfielf is then seen complaining about how long Jon is taking. Garfielf, being his lazy self, geats their a quicker way, his hoverboard. Garfielf then finds Jon and tells him what's the hold-up. Jon then tells him the trip only took him 5 minutes. They go home and Garfielf asks him for the lasaga. Jon recalls that time but he bought an accordian instead of his lasaga. Garfielf then gats mad at Jon's action, marking him as his slave. Jon then tells him he is a fat lazy fuck who he will kick out, but offers him a salad before he leaves. Garfielf then refuses and gets pissed off. Jon tells him to get out. Garfielf once again refuses and suggests to get rid of Odie. Jon tells him he's a fat fuck so he deserves to leave. Garfielf tells him he should leave because he has no life. Jon questions where the house went, Garfielf then tells him he ate the house. The video closes with Garfielf burping with the 3D ripple effect.

## **Trivia**

•If you look closely on various shots, you can see a penis.

•This is one of the few times Garfielf sticks up the Middle Finger.

•This video has the most cuss words said of amy Garfielf video, having 15 in total.
Followers of the Lasaga

## Garfielf son of the lasaga

Garfielf decended among the humans after they did not have enough sunday funnys and people stopped believing in lasaga

## Some attributes

### Third

Good

The **Followers of the Lasaga** is a religion based on lasaga it is the religous belief that before anything there was lasaga and after everything ends there will be lasaga.

Scientific fact has proven that this is the most plausible start to the universe and all of this is due to the fact that lasaga contains Vitamin P (Vitamin Pasta) which is the main ingrediant in human persons and everything else the sauce keeps the sun warm and all of the human people the pasta forms the ground we walk on.
Pokémon Origins

***Pokémon Origins***, known in Japan as ***Pocket Monsters: The Origin** (ポケットモンスター THE ORIGIN Poketto Monsutā Ji Orijin)*, is a Japanese anime television film based on Nintendo's *Pokémon* franchise. Unlike the ongoing television series, this special features the settings and characters from the original video games *Pokémon Red and Blue*, and is largely more faithful to the games' mechanics and designs. Like the television series, it was not owned by Media Factory (brand company of Kadokawa Corporation). Animation is handled by Production I.G, Xebec, and OLM, Inc., and the film is split into four parts, each directed by a different director from these studios. It was broadcast on TV Tokyo on October 2, 2013, ten days before the release of the *X and Y* video games, and began streaming internationally on Nintendo's Pokémon TV service from November 15, 2013 to December 2, 2013. On September 14, 2016, the first episode of the series was released for free on the official Pokémon YouTube channel.

## Daigotaku

DaigoUKnow reviewed the *Pokémon Origins* for the first episode/pilot of Daigotaku on December 24, 2014. He uploaded the episode to Vidme on May 24, 2017.

## Trivia

* This episode was meant to coincide with Christmas, evident by its original release.
	+ This is because of the original games in Japan, *Red and Green*, being coincidentally named after colors associated with the holidays.
Garfielf and The Poo Dilemma

***Garfielf and the Poo Dilemma*** is a first video uploaded by Frankodragon1, made by *Garfielf* videos, it's released on October 1, 2015, and has 4,324 views. So PencilAnimate1230 / EK Doodles Is Cutie will not make a Animated version of video called "*Garfielf and The Poo Dilemma*". It has a yet another spinoff of the original *Garfielf* video by *PilotRedSun .*

## Plot

The video starts with Jon, approaching "Garfilef", with the bottle of poop and buzz inside, isn't Garfielf much shit do he plan coming out of your ass so far, but Jon haves to carry 50 pounds of it. Garfielf with Odie have helped to get Jon in shape, so Garfielf signed as "you up to be a cat pooper-scooper". Jon calls a "*fat-assed* cat", and why Garfielf don't pick up his own shit and carry it to the garbage can. Garfielf just only eats, and he shits and sleeps, so that's all own he do for a hard days work. Jon tastes Garfielf's bad shit smells, and Jon got with a bill, calls a fecal smelling filth, it doesn't Jon explain the Vet about Garfielf's constipation. Garfielf does with Jon to do is to stick Jon's finger into Garfielf's ass, and all of the digested cheese will ooze right out. Jon then screams *'GARRRFIELDDDDD!!!"*, calls Garfielf a miserable fucker, about Odie sniffs Garfielf's ass and eats he's shit about while only Garfielf nap. Only the video ends at 1 minute.
The Garfielf Show

*The Garfielf Show* is a YouTube series created by the shitposting jester *Wahaller*.

## Episode Guide (United Kingdom/United States)

### Season 1 (2017-2020)

1. Masterful Disguise (October 31, 2017)
2. The House Mouse (November 5, 2017)
3. Nermal The Fucking cat (November 22nd 2017)
4. Odie Is our wae For uganda Knuckles (February 2nd 2018)
5. Make Love For odie (February 14th 2018)
6. Sweeties To My Nermay (June 27 2018)
7. To My Man, Garfielf (September 5, 2018)
8. G-man, my Homey (Late 2019) E4
9. Dancing Routines (Late 2019) E4 (British TV Channel)
10. Dudeska (Fall 2019)
11. Garfielf to odie (October 25, 2019)
12. Up-Up-Bums (November 7 2019)
13. Garfielf 2 (November 19, 2019)
14. Garfielf's christmas Special (December 2, 2019)
15. Performe for garfielf (January 2020)
16. Hey-Up, Step-Up!
17. Garfeldopilaopationzpaoserpazorfield
18. Garfielf 2 II
19. Ginger garfielf and Odie's Finale

### Late Season 2 (Fall 2020)

1. Garfielf 2 III (September 3, 2020)
2. The The Garfielf Show vs. Garfielf Originals Origin Stories: Pear's Comma (September 16, 2020)
3. The The Garfielf Show vs. Garfielf Originals Origin Stories: Face Expressions (September 23rd 2020)
4. Revista and the Muppet Babies Die on Garfielf (October 2nd 2020)
5. The The Garfielf Show vs. Garfielf Originals Origin Stories: The Save-Ums! (October 16th 2020)
6. The The Garfielf Show vs. Garfielf Originals Origin Stories: Garfielf Expands his Brain (October 27 2020)
7. Dudeska 2
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Fist of the Borf star saga

**Background:**

The Fist of the Borf Star video series is a parody of multiple animes and includes tropes from each. It's flagship character Garfielf is the series' antagonist, with Jon Arbuckle as the protagonist. The series also features from popular newspaper comics, such as Charlie Brown.

**Story:**

The story starts with Garfielf having recently killed Odie, Jon inquires to Odie's absence and the two come at odds. multiple fights ensue between the duo as the story goes on. then, due to somewhat unknown means ( i can't remember if it was explained or not), Garfielf changes sides and Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is the new villain. the newly allied Jon and Garfielf, along with various others defeat Calvin and bring peace to the world once more. throughout the series there are side stories of some of the characters as well.

**Story of the series itself:**

The creator of Fist of the Borf star, Lycan Jonze, created the episodes probably intending it to be a one off joke. however as people wanted more and more, it soon became his reputation, with him makinging similar releases such as Van Houten Rises.Lycan Jonze probably did not like the pressure of people nagging him about it. The episode "Epilogue" was only made after "someone on the street gave me[Lycan] $10 asking for resolution" ( i dont think resolution was the word but whatever), previous to this, the serios had been cancelled. In January 2018, Lycan had said in a livestream that he would delete the channel if someone said borf, and the channel was gone soon after. The series has been since reuploaded, with the main archive for its content being Beautiful Duwang's channel.
Garfield (real life)

Odie (fellow pet)

**Garfield** (first introduced 19th June 1978) is the real life counterpart to and inspiration for Garfielf the meme character. Like his counterpart, Garfield is a lazy, food-loving, sometimes vindictive cat owned by Jon Arbuckle. He is the star of the eponymous comic *Garfield*, which focuses on his adventures or lack thereof.

Since his introduction, Garfield has enjoyed widespread success, as the star of one of the most popular comics of all time. The comic holds the Guinness World Record for most widely syndicated comic strip, and its merchandise earns $1 billion each year.

## Personality

Garfield is lazy, sarcastic, bad-tempered, and occasionally even mean. He despises Odie, merely tolerates Jon at the best of times, and can sometimes even be insensitive and mean to his beloved girlfriend, Arlene. Having been born in 1978, Garfield could soon hold the world record for longest-lived cat of all time, assuming he ages in real time. The current record-holder, Creme Puff, lived for 38 years and 3 days; Garfield is 37 years old, and will turn 38 come June, and 3 days later will beat Creme Puff's record, assuming Jim Davis does not mysteriously disappear or something before that time. But if he did, his lackeys would simply continue the comic in his absence, so what am I saying? Garfield's got this record in the bag.
Capital Crescent Trail

7.1 mile paved trail that runs from Bethesda into Georgetown. It is a widely used trail for cyclists in the DC area.

The Capital Crescent Trail features 7.1 miles of paved asphalt between Georgetown and Bethesda. Its northern end is at the western end of the Georgetown Branch Trail, and its southern end is on the Georgetown Waterfront.

## Places of Interest

* Wisconsin Avenue Tunnel
* Downtown Bethesda
* Dalecarlia Reservoir
* Trestle Bridge over C&O Canal
* Boathouse at Fletcher's Cove
* Key Bridge Boathouse
* Georgetown
* Georgetown Waterfront Park

## Cross Trails/Connections

* Georgetown Branch Trail
* C&O Canal Towpath
* Little Falls Trail
* MacArthur Boulevard
* Key Bridge

## Location

The full trail can be seen here: https://goo.gl/maps/QJv21c8CQ392

## Links

* The Coalition for the Capital Crescent Trail - http://www.cctrail.org/index.html