Gat Time, Fun Time

**Gat Time, Fun Time** is a Loyalty mission in *Saints Row IV*.

*It's been a while. Let's go murdering for old time's sake.*— Quest description

## Overview

Playa wants to show Gat some of what he missed during his imprisonment and has Matt Miller create a simulation based on Genkibowl VII and Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax for them and Gat to take on. The mission feature announcers Zach and Bobby providing commentary and rooms containing weapons appear in-between each round. The first round is a classic SERC arena and Playa is unable to use their Super Powers. In the second round, Matt restores Playa super-powers (only after briefly turning them into a Toilet, which Gat finds funny) is an Apocalypse Genki arena (Mascots can be thrown into the water to be eaten by Steelport Sewer Sharks for a "*Water Bear*" bonus). After the second round, Gat asks Matt to give him super-powers as well and Matt mentions have a surprise for Gat and Playa. In the final room Matt surprise is revealed, a Super-powered Phillipe Loren, as a boss allowing Gat to finally finish the fight they started on the plane in *Saints Row: The Third*.

## Gameplay

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## Rewards

* Super Homie - Johnny Gat unlocked
1/1

* Cash: 2000
* Respect: 1000
* Super Homie: Johnny Gat

## Trivia

* This mission is required in order to get the full ending of the game.
* There are 3 stages during the mission. The first stage has Playa's Super Powers disabled, the second stage is when Matt Miller reactives them, and before the third stage Johnny Gat asks Matt to grant him Super Powers as well.
	+ Although Playa's Super Powers are returned and also given to Johnny, Super Jump and Super Sprint remain disabled until after the mission.
* This mission contains elements from both SERC and Apocalypse Genki.
* Because Brutes do not return from *Saints Row: The Third*, SERC Hunters are replaced with Murderbots after killing enough enemies.
* Matt adds a Super-powered Phillipe Loren as the mission's boss, allowing Gat and Playa to finally settle things with The Syndicate leader.
	+ This is also the first time that Loren is present during gameplay, as he was only depicted in cutscenes in *Saints Row: The Third*.
* This mission contains many references to *Saints Row: The Third*. This includes Playa killing Loren and fighting against the Deckers and Luchadores.
* The song that plays in this mission is "The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy, which is played on The Mix 107.77.
* Playa is briefly turned into a Toilet by Matt, which is a reference to http://deckers.die in which Playa is turned into a Toilet.
* The name of the mission is a reference to one of Professor Genki's frequent quotes, "Murder time, fun time!"
* Johnny stops attacking to face Playa at some points, and may fail to begin attacking again.
* Other homies can be brought into this simulation, and are not prevented from using super powers.
* Playa pokes fun at the running theme in the first three Saints Row games, where Johnny is seriously wounded at least once. Johnny laughs it off and asks if they are trying to start something.

## Transcript

### Prologue

**Matt Miller**: "*Hello?*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Matt, darling, Johnny's been cooped up for ages. How about we do something nice for him and recreate Genki's torture-maze?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Hey Matt, let's show Johnny some of what he missed while he was away. Think you can recreate Professor Death Cat's Murder Maze?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Matt, I want to show Johnny some of what he missed not being in Steelport. Can you recreate some Murder Time Fun Time for us?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Matt, darling, Johnny's been cooped up for ages. How about we do something nice for him and recreate Genki's torture-maze?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Matt, Johnny's been cooped up for a long time. I'd like to do something nice for him. Any chance you can recreate the mad professor's murder maze?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Matthew, Johnny must be going mad with so few people to kill. Do you think you could recreate Genkibowl for us?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Matt, I'd sure love to give Johnny a taste of what Steelport had to offer. Would you be kind enough to do us up some Murder Time Fun Time?*"
**Nolan North**: "*Matt, Johnny's been cooped up for a long time. I'd like to do something nice for him. Any chance you can recreate the mad professor's murder maze?*"
**Matt Miller**: "*Genkibowl! Oh absolutely. I'll only need a moment.*"

+**Nolan North**: "*Sounds good. Have Johnny meet me there.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Great. Have Johnny meet me there.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Excellent. Please have Johnny meet me there.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Perfect. Tell Johnny to meet me there.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Sounds good. Have Johnny meet me there.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Good. Tell Johnny to meet me there.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Right. I'll meet up with Johnny there.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Sounds good. Have Johnny meet me there.*"
 — "Start Phonecall"
*Welcome to the proving grounds, Genki fans! Tonight's event sees the head of the Third Street Saints and his number one gun facing off against the halls of death and dismay that is Genkibowl Arena! Will they survive? Will they fall to the might that is your favorite Professor? STAY TUNED! The carnage starts RIGHT NOW!*— Zach, "Mission Start"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Genkibowl? What the fuck is a Genkibowl?*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*The goal is simplicity itself: kill everyone in front of you. Bonus for not dying.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*The rules are simple: kill everything in front of you, and don't die.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*The goal is simplicity itself: kill everyone in front of you. Bonus for not dying.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*The goal's simple enough, just kill everyone and everything. Extra points for not dying.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*The goal is simple: kill every damn thing in front of you. Extra points for not dying.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*The goal is pretty straightforward: just kill everything in front of you. Extra points for not dying.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*The objective's simple: kill every damn thing -- try not to die.*"
**Nolan North**: "*The goal is simple: kill every damn thing in front of you. Extra points for not dying.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Say no more. Let's do this.*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Johnny, I can't wait to show you some of my new tricks.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Just wait until the mascots get a load of my new powers.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I look forward to stomping all over the murder floor.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Johnny, I can't wait to show you some of my new tricks.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I'm gonna have fun throwing these people around \*with my mind\*.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*GenkiBowl's gonna be great with my new powers.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*I can't wait to shatter these bastards.*"
**Nolan North**: "*I cannot wait to see how these mascots handle my...special abilities.*"
**Matt Miller**: "*It hardly seems fair for you to have super powers when Johnny doesn't.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Super powers? Let's just do this how we used to.*"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*Okay, okay. No super powers. For now.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Fine. No super powers. For now.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Very well, then. No super powers. For now.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Aw, you're really missing out, hun.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Fine. No super powers. For now.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Okay, okay. No super powers. For now.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*No super powers, then. For the time being.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Fine. No mind bullets. For now.*"
 — "Mission Start"

+**Nolan North**: "*I can't believe how great it is to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I can't even tell you how great it is having you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I cannot put into words how wonderful it is to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*God, it's good to have you back, Johnny. I still can't believe it's you.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I can't believe how great it is to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Man, it is so fuckin' great to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well... you know.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*It is so fucking brilliant to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...*"
**Nolan North**: "*I can't believe how great it is to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*I can't believe you actually thought a trans-Euro piece of shit like Phillipe Loren would ever get the best of me.*"
**Playa**: "*Losing you just about broke Shaundi.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yo, it was no picnic for me either being stuck in that Zinyak fucker's torture porn.*"
 — "Room One Convo"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Y'know, being stuck in that fucked-up sidescroller all that time, reliving Aisha's death all day every day, it gave me a lot of perspective.*"
**Playa**: "*Perspective? On what?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Shit, man, everything. Look, I'm trying to have a moment here. Don't ruin it. I'm just saying that when you're forced to relive the worst fucking thing in your life a million times, you can't help but feel...different.*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*Different, eh? How so?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Different, huh? How?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Different, eh? How so?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Different? What do you mean?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Different how?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*What do you mean different?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Different? How so?*"
**Nolan North**: "*Different how?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Well, I appreciate things now. Like murdering these fools instead of the same generic Ronin and Vice Kings over and over. Before, I would have taken that for granted.*"
 — "Room One Convo2"
**Johnny Gat**: "*I heard Kinzie talk about all of these simulations being based on people's personal nightmares. Mine was fucking obvious but I'm curious what yours was.*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*Oh, y'know. 1950s sitcom.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Oh, y'know. 1950s sitcom.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*1950s television sitcom.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*It was a...1950s sitcom.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Oh, y'know. 1950s sitcom.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*It was \*sigh\* a 1950s sitcom.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Uh...classic American television.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Oh, y'know. 1950s sitcom.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*What?!*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*You shoulda seen what I was wearing...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*When I close my eyes, I can still hear the laugh track...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I couldn't swear, I couldn't shoot anything...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*The music...oh dear god, the music...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Non-conformity, nobody swears, no violence--*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*A world where nobody kills? WHAT THE HELL?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*You shoulda seen what I was wearing...*"
**Nolan North**: "*Non-conformity, nobody swears, no violence--*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*No, I get it. Geez. That's fucking terrible. \*shudder\**"
 — "Room One Convo3"
**Johnny Gat**: "*So why aren't you in that sitcom anymore? What's so scary about a fucked-up version of a rust belt city like Steelport?*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Zinyak has it in his head that being somewhere without money and power is gonna break me.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Zinyak thinks being in a town where the Saints don't run things is enough to break me.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Zinyak believes being stuck in a town where I don't call the shots is going to break me.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Zinyak has it in his head that being somewhere without money and power is gonna break me.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Zinyak thinks being in a town where the Saints don't run things is enough to break me.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Zinyak thinks putting me in a place where I don't have my crew is gonna break me.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Zinyak thinks putting me in a town where I have nothing is enough to break me.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Zinyak thinks being in a town where the Saints don't run things is enough to break me.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Heh. Is it?*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Ha! You kidding? Where some see nothing, I see opportunity.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Yeah, I don't think so. I started with nothing but I can always rebuild.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*You honestly believe a place exists where I don't call the shots?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Heh. Zinyak thinks so but he's in for a rude awakening.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Shit no. Give me a town the Saints don't run and we'll just take it over anyway.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Fuck no. If I don't have my crew then I'll get my crew.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Ha! You kidding? Where some see nothing, I see opportunity.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Shit no. Give me a town the Saints don't run and we'll just take it over anyway.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Heh. Respect.*"
 — "Room One Convo4"
**Bobby**: "*Great job on the killing floor by the dream team.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yeah, that was great. Wait, there's more to this?*"
**Zach**: "*What's that?!*"
**Bobby**: "*You heard the man. Play progresses to the second round!*"
 — "Room One Prize"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*Hey, Matt, flip my powers back on.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Matt, flip my powers back to "On."*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Matthew, flip my superhero switch back to "On."*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Matt, get on it!*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Hey, Matt, flip my superhero switch back to "On."*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Hey, Matt, flip my powers back on.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Hey, Matt, turn my powers back on.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Hey, Matt, flip my superhero switch back to "On."*"
**Matt Miller**: "*Fiiine. Though it hardly seems fair.*"
 — "Room Two Intro"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Come on, Matt! What's the hold up?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Matt, this isn't funny! What the hell are you doing?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Dammit, Matthew! What the hell are you doing?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Come on, Matt! What's the hold up?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Matt, dammit! What the hell are you doing?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Matt, goddammit! What are you doing?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Matt, you little shit! What are you doing?*"
**Nolan North**: "*Matt, dammit! What the hell are you doing?*"
**Matt Miller**: "*Oh gee, I don't know what happened...*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Hehehe. You wear it well.*"
**Playa**: "*JUST FIX IT.*"
 — "Room Two Controls"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*MATT! I'm serious!*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*MATT! You are seriously working my nerves!*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*MATTHEW! Stop messing around!*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*MATT! Quit screwing around!*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*MATT! Quit fucking around!*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*MATT! I'm serious!*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*MATT! Quit mucking about!*"
**Nolan North**: "*MATT! Quit fucking around!*"
 — "Room Two"
*We should be fine now!*— Matt Miller, "Room Two Powers"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yo, so fill me in. What's been going on lately?*"
**Playa**: "*Y'know. Took out some terrorists, became the President of the United States. Rolled back the national debt, got to fly Air Force One.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yeah, yeah yeah. What about before that?*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and Men with black suits and nice accents.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Before that was Steelport. You missed the Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and Men with black suits and nice accents.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hacker dudes, and European assholes in black suits.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and gents from the Continent in black suits.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Luchadores? What, you mean wrestlers?*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Yeah.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Uh-huh.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Oui.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Yes sir.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Yeah.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Right, yeah.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*That's right.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Yep.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*And I thought Stilwater had some fucked up gangs. Yo, what about Phillipe?*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*You better believe we killed him first. After that, though...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*He was our number one target. But we couldn't just stop with him.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*He was our top target, but these things take on a life of their own.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*You better believe we killed him first. After that, though...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*He was our number one target. But you know how that shit goes.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*He was Saints Enemy number one. But you know how that shit goes.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*He was our principal target, but it turned out plenty more people needed killing.*"
**Nolan North**: "*He was our number one target. But you know how that shit goes.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yeah, you can't go after one without taking on the whole town.*"

+**Nolan North**: "*Luckily we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Fortunately we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Fortunately, we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Good news is that we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg and...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Oh, luckily we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and--*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Yeah, good thing we had Kinzie and Zimos and Oleg and all them motherfuckers. It was just... crazy.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Good thing we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...*"
**Nolan North**: "*Luckily we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Zimos and Oleg? Are they on the ship too?*"
**Playa**: "*No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is... well...*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Shit, man. With a name like Oleg, I bet he was a big motherfucker.*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Man, first time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.*"
**Nolan North**: "*First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into this big machine.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*All right, yo. Yo. Steelport sounds like a party town.*"
 — "Room Two Convo"
**Johnny Gat**: "*So this new crew. They're good?*"
**Playa**: "*Well nobody could replace you, Johnny.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Heh. Bite me. No, I'm serious. Lots of new faces wearing purple these days.*"
**Playa**: "*Kinzie's really smart. It kinda freaks me out how she always knows so much more than everyone else. But we wouldn't be able to take the fight to Zinyak without her.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*What about that Matt kid? Were he and Kinzie a thing?*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*No. No way. Though I bet there's some fanfiction out there....*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Oh god, Johnny! Don't even say that. Don't put that in my head.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Despite Matthew's best effort, I don't believe so.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*No. No way. Though I bet there's some fanfiction out there....*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*What? Oh god no! Oh shit, man. Don't even put that in my head.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*What?! Oh shit. Fuck. No, man. Just..no. Uh-uh.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*What?! Great. Thanks a tonne, mate. Now that image is in my head.*"
**Nolan North**: "*What? Oh god no! Oh shit, man. Don't even put that in my head.*"
 — "Room Two Convo2"
**Johnny Gat**: "*How about Asha? What's her deal?*"

+**Nolan North**: "*That's a good question. She doesn't really dive into her past much.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Well, that's a good question. She doesn't really talk herself much.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Good question. Asha really doesn't talk about her past.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*She's as guarded as a vault and doesn't like to chit-chat.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*That's a good question. She doesn't really dive into her past much.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*She's a professional spy, man. She doesn't say shit about shit.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Good question. Asha doesn't like bringing up her past.*"
**Nolan North**: "*That's a good question. She doesn't really dive into her past much.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*She's good though, right?*"
**Playa**: "*Feeling a little competition there, Johnny?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*No but she seems to.*"
**Playa**: "*I guess she's not used to having competition when it comes to being the team badass.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Heh. Neither am I.*"
 — "Room Two Convo3"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Alright. I gotta know. Keith David? How the hell did that happen?*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*I considered a lot of people but in the end Keith David was the right man for the job.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I figured he's Keith David, y'know? He can play anything. Even the VP.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I figured it was better to have a man with that much charisma running with me than against me.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*I considered a lot of people but in the end Keith David was the right man for the job.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I looked at a lot of candidates but, y'know, when Keith David says he wants to be on your team, you don't say no.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Well, after talking with a bunch of folks, I decided the last thing I wanted in a running mate was a politician.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*How does Keith David ever happen? He asked, I said yes.*"
**Nolan North**: "*I looked at a lot of candidates but, y'know, when Keith David says he wants to be on your team, you don't say no.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yeah, sure, but doesn't he remind you of--*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Don't even go there. He hates when people bring that up.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I know, I know. But don't mention that to Keith. He's sensitive.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Oh please. Do not bring that up. He really doesn't like that.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Oh, don't bring that up. He hates when people do that.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Don't even go there. He hates when people bring that up.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Do not tell him that. It really bugs him when folks say that.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Yeah, I know but Keith really doesn't like it when folks mention that.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Don't even go there. He hates when people bring that up.*"
 — "Room Two Convo4"
**Zach**: "*Look at this! The Genki Girls have entered the arena!*"
**Bobby**: "*I can't wait to see the carnage!*"
 — "Room Two Hunters"
**Bobby**: "*BONUS ROUND!*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*You in?*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*You bet your sweet ass I am.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Oh yeah.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*But of course.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*You bet your sweet ass I am.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Hell yeah.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Fuck yeah.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*You have to ask?*"
**Nolan North**: "*Hell yeah.*"
 — "Room Two Prize"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Hold up. Before we go. Yo Matt! Hook me up with some super powers.*"
**Matt Miller**: "*Really?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*But don't turn me into a fucking toilet.*"
 — "Room Three Gatpowers"

+**Johnny Gat**: "*Fuckin' A.*"

-**Johnny Gat**: "*Fuckin' A.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yo, whenever you're ready.*"
 — "Room Three"
**Johnny Gat**: "*How you holding up, huh?*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Oh, I'm just peachy.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Fine. Just fine.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Fine. Why do you ask?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Oh, I'm just peachy.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Oh, I'm just fine.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Doing great.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Right as rain.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Oh, I'm just fine.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Not getting tired? Sure you don't need a break?*"
**Playa**: "*Sure you're going to make it through this without taking a mortal wound?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*No guarantees.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Oh, you wanna start bringing up shit, we can talk about that stank-ass perfume, the oversized marital aids, and that purple cat Pierce was trying to breed.*"
**Playa**: "*Hey, he came close that one time!*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yo dude, grape Saints Flow dumped on your fur is not a hereditary trait.*"
**Playa**: "*But what if it was.*"
 — "Room Three Convo"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Speaking of the old days, you ever hear anything about that asshole Dex? Or Troy? Or...man, that mechanic with the funny hair. What was his name?*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Nick? Stephen? Darren?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Nick? Stephen? Darren?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Nick? Stephen? Darren?*"
**Nolan North**: "*The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*That's really gonna bother me now. What the fuck was that dude's name?*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*Was it Will? Scott? Nate?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Was it Will? Scott? Nate?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Was it Will? Scott? Nate?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Was it Will? Scott? Nate?*"
**Nolan North**: "*Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Shit. Right on the tip of my tongue too...*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Bryan? Neil? Anoop?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Bryan? Neil? Anoop?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Bryan? Neil? Anoop?*"
**Nolan North**: "*Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*This is gonna bug me all night.*"
 — "Room Three Convo1"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Hey, about Shaundi... I know me disappearing like that had to be hard on her. It's obvious she ain't the carefree girl she was back in Stilwater.*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*No, she's most definitely not.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*No, no she's not.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*No. No, she's not.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*No, she's most definitely not.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Yeah, man, she's really not.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Indeed. She's change a lot.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Lord, ain't that the truth.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Yeah, well, how could she be?*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Yeah.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*And she's not the only person hurt by your death, Johnny.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*But she's not the only one who got tore up by your death, Johnny?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.*"
**Nolan North**: "*But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*I don't know, Pierce seems fine.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Pierce has drank so much Saints Flow, I don't think he can feel anything.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Pierce drinks so much Saints Flow, he can no longer show emotion.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Pierce has drank so much Saints Flow, I don't think he \*can\* die.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Look. I know how you felt. I had nobody on my side in that fucking Simulation. And half the fun of murdering is doing it alongside a friend.*"
**Playa**: "*\*laughing\**"
**Johnny Gat**: "*\*laughing\**"
**Matt Miller**: "*Oh you two...*"
**Playa**: "*Oh Jesus.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Now can we quit being pussies and shoot these fucking mascots?*"
**Matt Miller**: "*I hope you don't mind but I took this opportunity to create something special for you two.*"
**Matt Miller**: "*Well, more for Johnny, really.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Should I be concerned?*"
**Matt Miller**: "*You'll find out soon.*"
 — "Room Three Convo2"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Okay. We're here. Now what?*"
**Phillipe**: "*Now what? Oh my friend, surely even you must know what's next.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*Phillipe...*"
**Matt Miller**: "*Neither of you really got a chance to take out your frustrations on him.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Matt, you just might be a genius after all.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Matt, you might just be a genius after all.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Matthew, you just might be a genius after all.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Matt, you just might be a genius after all.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Matt, you just might be a genius after all.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Matt, you just might be a genius after all.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Matt, you just might be a genius after all.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Matt, you just might be a genius after all.*"
**Phillipe**: "*Please. You honestly think a couple of hooligans such as yourself can take me? I dare you to try!*"
**Zach**: "*SUPER ETHICAL BOSS FIGHT, BOBBY!*"
**Bobby**: "*This is the type of conflict you live for, Zach.*"
 — "Room Four Intro"
**Phillipe**: "*If you stop right now, I might be able to forgive you.*"
**Phillipe**: "*Too late for mercy now, my friends.*"
**Phillipe**: "*You can do better than this, Johnny.*"
**Phillipe**: "*Your attempt is failing! Give up!*"
 — "Philippe Fight"
**Bobby**: "*And, like that, Phillipe Loren, former head of the Syndicate, is dead. Again. Zach, that was a helluva match.*"
**Zach**: "*Indeed it was, Bobby. Drama, comedy, pathos, and gallons of blood. Everything that makes this sport the sweet science.*"
**Bobby**: "*Wrong sport, Zach, but I know what you mean.*"
**Johnny Gat**: "*This...getting a little weird for anyone else or just me?*"

+**Nolan North**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matthew, get us out of here.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.*"
**Nolan North**: "*Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.*"
 — "Room Four Outro"

## References

1. ↑ **Mission**: The Belgian Problem

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