Shijo X-Treme!/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode starts off at Orenji's house. A picture of Kyokudo is shown. The camera pans down to the walkie-talkies. Orenji grabs it to check on Kyokudo]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Kyokudo! Come in, Kyokudo! [just static] Kyokudo, come in! Did you catch that Road Runner yet? [just more static] Come on, bro! Do you have it or not? [through the window, a ambulance drives up] Huh?
* [Okyan opens the door, tearing up]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Okyan, what happened?
* [We pan down to Okyan's waist. From behind her back, she pulls out a orange and green roller skates, indicating that Kyokudo died. Orenji becomes shocked and speechless about the death of her brother, she drops the walkie-talkie onto the floor in slow-motion. Cuts to a chapel, some time later. Kyokudo's funeral is taking place]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** We're here today because my brother strapped himself with a giant rocket while catching a Road Runner.
* [Wile E. Coyote holds up a sign saying: "You ain't the only one, kid."]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** My brother might not have been the best CHANNELloid in the world, but he was the best athlete person in the world. [holds up a plastic bag with Kyokudo's ashes in it] Here are his ashes. I couldn't find a pot or a vase to put in it, so I decided to put the ashes in this bag. [zooms into the bag with "KYOKUDO" written on it] Pretty neat, huh?
* **Squidward Tentacles:** No it's not. You just basically fill up the bag with flour. [someone sprays pepper spray at Squidward's eyes] Oh, my eyes! [screams] It burns!! [falls to the ground]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** As of now, we will keep this ashes until the year of 2042. We will always remember Kyokudo, especially the best television channel, Nickelodeon Games and Sports for Kids.
* [Narau plays Nickelodeon Guts theme song with her trumpet while everyone mourns, except Orenji, who just lies down on the ground and curls into a fetal position]

### Main episode

* [The scene cuts to the apartment kitchen. Shijo opens the door]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Snack time! [runs to the cabinet and finds it empty] Whoops... Looks like we're out of cookies. Guess I'll have to use something else... Goldfish! [Runs to the bowl with a bag of Goldfish. She pours a bunch of Goldfish into the bowl. She runs over to a refrigerator] Hmmm... Kool-Aid... Mountain Dew... Boring. Aha! [Notices Kyokudo's bag. She grabs the bag, but someone else grabs it too. Shijo turns around and sees Okyan, who was grabbing the bag] Oh, hi, Okyan! Just getting the last Nesquik chocolate milk.
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Hey, Shijo! Just getting the last chocolate milk mix too. [tries to take the bag, but Shijo is not letting go of it] Let go! I said let go! [Shijo still holding on to it. Okyan smacks Shijo's hand and takes the bag] LET GO!
* **Shijo Chaneru:** OW!
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Nicktoons before Nick Jr.!
* **Shijo Chaneru:** No! [angrily punches Okyan in the face] Nick Jr. before Nicktoons! [takes the bag and runs off to her bedroom]
* **Okyan Chaneru:** [gets up with a bleeding nose] Ow, my nose... [covers her nose] Huh? [notice that Shijo has left with the bag] Hey! [Runs to Shijo's bedroom. Shijo runs to the her bedroom, closing the door behind her] Shijo! [runs to the door and knocks it hard] Shijo, open up!
* **Shijo Chaneru:** [Okyan continues knocking the door] U-Uhh... In a minute! [Pours the ashes into a glass of milk. She stirs them up and drinks the milk]
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Shijo, you have three seconds to open this door right now! One, two, two and a half... three! [bursts the door open] SHIJO!! [sees Shijo standing there with an empty glass cup in her hand] W-What happened to the chocolate milk mix?
* **Shijo Chaneru:** What chocolate milk mix? [hides the glass cup behind her back]
* **Okyan Chaneru:** I couldn't sworn that you had the last chocolate milk mix in your hand.
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Have you tried looking in the mini fridge?
* **Okyan Chaneru:** No? [opens the mini fridge, but there's no food or drink in there] It's empty.
* **Shijo Chaneru:** Well, there's some chocolate syrup in the kitchen refrigerator, so...
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Huh... Now why wouldn't I think of that? [walks out Shijo's bedroom]
* **Shijo Chaneru:** [pulls out Kyokudo's bag] Phew, that was a close one. [burps] 'Scuse me.
* [Scene cuts to Shijo sleeping in her bed. As Shijo is sleeping, her body begins to glow blue and yellow. The camera pans to the left and we see Kyoku, who is sleeping in his bed. The glow reflects on Kyoku and it wakes him up. He sees Shijo]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Ugh, sis! Can you please turn off your stupid nightlight? You're obliterating my vision! [The glow begins to shine more brightly on him, causing him to scream. Kyoku throws a bunch of pillows on Shino's bed. The glowing has stopped and Kyoku goes back to sleep. Cuts to the view of the apartment building, where the sun rises. Scene cuts to the kitchen, where Koten is cooking breakfast while everyone sits at the table]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [walks to the kitchen] Hey, has anyone seen Shijo?
* **Koten Chaneru:** I don't know. She must've overslept again.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Ugh, I'll get her up. [leaves the kitchen]
* [Tanki is eating her breakfast when she sees Okyan trying to find something in the refrigerator]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Hey, Okyan. What are you, uh, what are you doing in the fridge?
* **Okyan Chaneru:** Shijo told me there was chocolate syrup in the refrigerator. Unless you drink the entire bottle.
* **Tanki Chaneru:** I mean, no. Why... Why would I drink a chocolate syrup? That's... pretty weird.
* [Scene cuts to TBA]