The Condescension

**Age**
  **Screen Name**
  **Typing Style**
  **Strife Specibi**
  **Relations**
Grandma - Adopted Granddaughter (Deceased)
Yurix Crocker - Adopted Great-Great-Granddaughter, Current Heiress Apparent
TD Strider - Favourite child, Future Heir Apparent
Mich English - Adopted Great-Great-Grandson
Mikey Lalonde - Hated nuisance, Pain in the ass
  **Live(s) in**
  **Music**

**Her Imperious Condescension,** also known by the eight-letter ancestral title **the Condesce,** is the main antagonist of Ripoffstuck, the empress of post-apocalyptic Earth, and the queen of Derse. Her presence on Earth is the main difference between both the Alpha and Beta timelines.

Even though she officially began her invasion on 2x3prong day of 2011 in Homestuck canon, unforeseen circumstances forced her to wait until 2017 in Ripoffstuck.

## Biography

### On Alpha Earth

* raised poppop and grandma as a cruel mother
* eventually killed grandma
* "Prior to the events of (Date), the Condesce hid on Earth between 50–100 years, secretly building up her Crockercorp empire and setting up the planet in preparation for her conquest, the start of which was seen here. Once she took over, she began establishing a variety of seemingly random and nonsensical laws, such as humans reproducing through donating their genetic material to drones, or artificially changing the color of humans' blood to establish a blood caste system. This was seemingly done to restore the conditions of her rule in Alternia. Though at first the Condesce wanted to rebuild the troll race, the clones she created were psychically killed by her "pet", who was brought on her battleship along with a number of other lusus species."
* "The Condesce gradually flooded the world through melting of the ice caps, and somehow brought Carapacians to Earth"

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### As the Grey Queen

* took over derse after arriving in the inciphisphere
* banished the black queen and stole her ring
* ordered izzy to be locked in her tower, and mikey to be protected from any and all assassination attempts
	+ looking ♠ at ♥ you ♦ four ♣
* prepared and waited for the game to begin
* ???
* destroys mikey's house, accidentally killing cn
* ???
* eventually killed by the alpha kids

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## Personality

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## Relationships

### Lord English

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### Disgruntled Warden

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### TD Strider

* controlling
* favouritism
* ownership
* "the good child"

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### Yurix Crocker

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### Mikey Lalonde

* absolutely hates
* "the bad child"

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### Mich English

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## Trivia

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