The Bunker Warlock/Beetlejuice

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**Beetlejuice** is the 8th episode of the first season of The Bunker Warlock. In the episode Evil Jameson Nineteen tries to finish his plan and a battle commences in The Nineteen's Bunker.

## Characters

* Jameson Nineteen
* Jameson Evil Nineteen
* Alex Nineteen
* Dale Nineteen
* Abbie Nineteen
* Sandy The Sandworm

## Trans-Script

(Intro)

**Evil Jameson-** I believe that uh clears up everything so uh; shall we?

**Jameson-** Wha, what the...what the heck? How did you...how did you put new clothes on me?

**Evil Jameson-** Magic. Duh.

**Jameson-** Oh, yeah. Should've guess that! You know?

**Evil Jameson-** Well, since you didn't my question, I guess I'll just take you.

**Jameson-** Uh...I don't know how I feel about this...

No I don't really feel to kind or conned about it...ah! Yeah I don't really feel comfortable with you using The Force or something to pull me along, I don't really feel comfortable with that. Okay?

**Evil Jameson-** Well I'm sorry, you didn't answer me!

**Jameson-** Well I'm sorry okay? I'll answer you now; no!

**Evil Jameson-** No?!

**Jameson-** Yeah I answered no. What're you gonna do about it? Huh? What'cha gonna do about it? What'cha gonna do? Huh? What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna...You stabbed me.

**Evil Jameson-** Yeah, what did ya think I was gonna do? Now, here we are now, better get moving.

**Alex-** Wai..wha...wha...wha..wait! Uh, um....In the book here, it says you must have permission to time travel with someone! Now you just knocked Jameson out there so I don't think you got his permission so uh, yeah you're gonna need both permissions from both people you time travel with.

**Evil Jameson-** Do you think I'm stupid?

**Alex-** Maybe. No! I mean no! No.

**Evil Jameson-** (Chuckles) Of course I knew about that! I mean I didn't wanna forget about it!

**Alex-** Alright okay, I'll just make sure you both have permission. Um, Evil Jameson or Future Jameson whatever name you wanna go by; do you wanna time travel with this man?

**Evil Jameson-** Uh yeah, I think so. I do want to time travel with that man.

**Alex-** Good and uh, Normal Good Jameson from the present Jameson; do you wanna time travel with him?

**Jameson-**...

**Alex-** By the way if we don't get an answer in about five seconds uh, you can't time travel.

**Evil Jameson-** Oh uh don't worry I'll answer for him; uh he says yes, he wants to time travel with me.

**Alex-** Well I don't think..

**Evil Jameson-** Here...we...

**Alex-** Uh...Jameson! Jameson wake up! Jameson wake...

**Evil Jameson-** Shut up! Now here...we...

**Abbie-** Now wait just a minute!

**Evil Jameson-** Oh my gosh, you people are unbearable!

Here...we...

**Abbie-** You little brat!

**Evil Jameson-** Oh my God. GAH!

**Abbie-** Ah!

**Evil Jameson-** Now, I'd like to carry on with this operation IF YOU ALL DON'T MIND?!?! (Scoff) And away...we...go! Oh what's wrong now...? The ring! Oh...why...

I know you have it! Where is it? It's not in your pocket...where is it?

**Alex-** Jameson wake up!

**Evil Jameson-** Hey guy!

**Alex-** Oh my gosh! Oo!

**Evil Jameson-** (Laughs) The ring! Alright...

And here...we...go..ow!

**Dale-** Ah! (Sigh) Guys!

**Evil Jameson-** What now?!?

**Dale-** My clothes changed for some reason and there was a giant like...Sandworm thing outside I think you guys, it's coming for us!

**Evil Jameson-** Sandworms, are you kidding me?!? Those can only be found on Jupiter...

**Sandy The Sandworm-** (Roars)

**Evil Jameson-** (Screams)

**Dale-** Ah!

**Jameson-** (Screams)

Why is there another vending machine? Well, it must've happened huh? Hm. Whelp, I think it's about time to undo everything. Hup! Oh, yeah. Whelp, looks like everything's back to normal. (Sigh) 'Cept one thing, I need to change one thing.

It's time I destroyed this machine.

**Alex-** Wait, wouldn't that destroy all magic?

**Jameson-** Yep. Dude use your head, what any good did The Ultimate Machine do?

**Alex-** Dude it made you a warlock! Why would you blow it up?!

**Jameson-** Ah whatever, it's probably all gonna be fine. Probably just gonna be, you know, a normal dream.

**Alex-** Okay, all I'm saying is; you're gonna regret this.

(Credits)

**Evil Jameson-** Gah! (Gasp) Seems they've sent me to a new dimension, one that's upsidedown and funky looking. Not to worry, I should just be able to uh, teleport right outta here. Right outta here. Right...Right outta here. No! No, no, no, no, no! THEY DESTROYED THE ULTIMATE MACHINE?!? THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW POWERFUL IT REALLY IS! JAMESON!!!!!!!!

## Trivia

* The episode is based on the film Beetlejuice and it's end credit song is the song Jump in the Line from the movie
* When Jameson asks "What'cha gonna do?", this moment is re-created by Evil Jameson in Rise of Skywalker and then again by Jameson in Last Airbender
* References to Beetlejuice include when Evil Jameson pops out Alex's teeth, when he shrinks Alex and Sandy the Sandworm eating Evil Jameson