DCLUVOXA: Honeymoon

## Characters

* Peter Parker
* Diana Prince

## Location

* Legends Hotel & Casino, Atlantic City, NJ
* June 12th, 2010 12:50 PM

## VOX Archive

* **Peter Parker:** [beep, lock disengaged, door opens, whistle, chuckle] Wow... Bruce really sparred no expense for getting us the penthouse. I guess him and Oliver being owners of this place has it perks huh?
* **Diana Prince:** [seductive giggle] Wouldn't that give us all the privacy we want, wouldn't it? It's not like we'll be leaving here that much anyway.
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle, footsteps] Mrs. Parker... I *really* like the way you think.
* **Diana Prince:** Hmmm... I really like the last name. I can hear that name forever and still love it.
* **Peter Parker:** Can't really help if I have the worlds best wife saying it. Besides I've pulled some favors here and there we shouldn't need to wear our spandex and armor for a couple of days so you're here with me... [moist lip smack] Undisturbed... [moist lip smack] Carefree... [moist lip smack] and nothing but pleasant times with your husband.
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] That sounds lovely, aren't you forgetting something though my love?
* **Peter Parker:** Hmm... nope shall we? [footsteps]
* **Diana Prince:** I definetly think you are... [giggle, footsteps, grapple, fabric shifting] The best part of a honeymoon, besides the love making of course.
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle] Silly me. How could I forgot? I gotta carry you across to the bedroom. [clatter]
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] Think you handle that? I'm known to be very heavy.
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle] Lady, do you know who you're talking to? I've been able to go toe to toe against Ra's Al Ghul. [clatter, grunt, chuckle] Tah-dah.
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] My. my Mr. Parker what musles you have.
* Peter Parker: Well, Mrs. Parker I've had quite the fitness teacher she's been really helpful.
* **Diana Prince:** Hmmm... Maybe I should see what she taught you then.
* **Peter Parker:** I dunno, she might not like that Mrs. Prince. She takes our relationship very seriously.
* **Diana Prince:** Well then, we have a problem with an easy solution. [prolonged lip smack, moan, chuckle, footsteps, foot kicking door shut, footsteps] What about our luggage?
* **Peter Parker:** I'll get later. Right what I want to do is have some fun with my wife.
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] You're not worried someone's going to steal our luggage?
* **Peter Parker:** Why? We could stop'em before they could even bat an eye it's nothing to worry about. [body setting on mattress, shoelaces being worked, shoe dropped on floor]
* **Diana Prince:** I'm still worried, Mr. Parker.
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle] Relax I'll get them in fifteen minutes.
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] Fifteen minutes? Really?
* **Peter Parker:** Eh... more like an hour.
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] Whose to say they'll be around in an hour?
* **Peter Parker:** [fabric shifting, fabric tossed on floor] It'll be fine. If they get taken, I happen to know a decent detective. [zipper unzipping]
* **Diana Prince:** [sigh] There's just the roller suitcase and the handbag. I could get them. [body shifting on mattress, sheets rustling]
* **Peter Parker:** Di, wait you don't have to. [fabric shifting, single foot hopping, fabric shifting groan] [distracted:] *You... stay... right... there.* [gasp, thud, clatter]
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] And here I thought I've seen everything. Spider-Man wearing... wearin his own boxers.
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle] What? Their low priced and extremely comfortable. [groan] It's just these bandages from the the Amazo a couple weeks back. Thank god for superhuman healing.
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] You handle your patches can't have them falling off later, can we? [footsteps, door opens, clatter, wheels rolling, clatter, footsteps, door closes, clatter, footsteps]
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle] Benefits of having an amazon as a wife, you can do all of the heavy lifting.
* **Diana Prince:** An easy workout if I say so myself.
* **Peter Parker:** [footsteps, door opens, faucet turned on, running water, chuckle] Y'now I remember the first time we meet actually. Wonder Woman cam to New York looking for Cheetah. [body sliding off mattress, buttons being undone, fabric shifting] ...You barley even wanted to work with me, you barley said anything whenever I tried to make conversation, so after I stopped a bus that's wires were cut by Cheetah and you chased after her... You looked shocked when you came back [chuckle, fabric sliding off skin, fabric dropped to floor, footsteps] And what happened next? Diana Prince moves her antique business to hang around with little old me. After that the rest was history [soft pained hiss, relieved sigh, clasp undone, fabric shifting] Di? It feels like I'm talking to my- Whoa!
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] What's wrong? You've seen me naked before.
* **Peter Parker:** [buttons being undone, footsteps, fabric shifting, fabric tossed to floor, footsteps, body climbing onto mattress, mosit lip smack, chuckle, sheets rustling] Would you believe me if I were nervous. Well not nervous as much as excitied.
* **Diana Prince:** [giggle] Well then what are you waiting for this is our honeymoon. [chuckle. moist lip smack, sheets rustling, stifled giggle, breathy gasp]

## Trivia

* Peter and Diana got engaged in VOX: Diana Prince 1, and later got married in DCLUVOXA: 'Til death do us part.