Were not Kidnappers, we're Murderers

**Were not Kidnappers, we're Murderers** is the third episode of Season 1B of *The Family*, and the thirteenth episode overall. It was released on December 16, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast Edit

* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Tomdy as Tom Dylan
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Queen Steph as Queen Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Lentimassu as Lentimassu
* Penny as Penny
* Sally as Sally
* Nimbus as Nimbus
* Jessica as Jessica
* Dodo as Dodo

## Episode

?????: You fucking failed

Penny: Were sorry

?????: Your sorry SHUT UP

Nimbus: We tried to frame, well you saw iy

????: Your fail whales, goodbye

*At The*
House

Criminal: Okay bitch, they were my dogs, and I really hate
Sally

Sally: I’m right here

Criminal: I know, shush

Steph: We do not tolerate snit...

Claire: What the fuck

Mandy: You, your back

*At a*
basement

Wendy: Okay bitch

????: Your trying to confront me

Wendy: I know its you

Wendy: HMMHM GET OFF ME ......

*Wendy gets*
stabbed in the throat

????: Idiot

*At The*
House

Steph: Uh you died

Micayla: Soo I went to hell, but I came back

Criminal: Micayla, no go away, your so dumb

Micayla: Bitch

Steph: Ew your throat is bloody

Everyone: Ew

Bela: Hello omg Micayla go away

Bela: Wait Micayla your back WOO

Micayla: Bela, omg it was horrible I had to swim in Lava for
like my life

Bela: I know, I made you do that

Micyala: Ohh

Criminal: SO ARE WE DOING ANYTHING TODAY

Steph: Well yes

Claire: What, go to the pub

Mandy: Beat up Tom

Bela: Make fun of Jessica

Jessica: I’m here bitch

Lenti: Your here Snitch

Tom: I know, were going to play a game

*The Lights*
dim down and theres a power cut

Lenti: Well done Tom

Steph: What was that

Mandy: Whats what

Everyone: Hlep help eveyricbgv

*In a creepy*
basement

?????: Hello, I would like to play a game

Steph: Okay what the fuck

Claire: Um excuse me is there wine

?????: No, shut up

???: Our first Game, Truth or just die

Mandy: Okay what the fuck

????: SHUT UP YOU STUPID FAMILY

???: I will say Truth or Dare, pretty simple

Micayla: No

Criminal: Well your just stupid so shut up

Bela: Shut up Criminal

Criminal: Huh

????: SHUT UP OKAY, AND IF YOU SAY DARE ILL ELECTROCUTE YOU

???: Micayla you first, Truth or Dare

Micayla: Um Dare

???: Okay wow

Micayla: Agh I ment Truth

???: This is Crap

???: Next round,

Tom:  Huh where am I

Criminal: did you really just wake up

Tom: Huh

Bela: SHUT UP

???: Steph, would you eat cow guts or eat a pizza

???: If you choose to eat Pizza, you will have to choose someone
to kill

???: If you eat cow guts, you can choose someone to leave

Steph: Pizza

???: Omg, fine, who will you kill

Steph: WAIT NO ILL EAT COW GUTS, GIVE ME IT NOW

*SHE GOBBLES*
IT DOWN

Steph: I PICK MYSELF BYE

*The Round*
goes on, many people leave and no-one dies, its left down to 3 people,
Criminal, Micayla and Tom

Criminal: YOUR ALL SELFISH YOU HEAR ME

???: Criminal

Criminal: What,

????: As you ate the most guts and didn’t choose yourself,
you must shoot one of these peop.....

*Criminal*
shoots tom

???: Wow that was quick

???: You can all leave

*Part #2*

*1 hour*
later

Criminal: And then I shot tom

Steph: Okay did not see that coming

Mandy: Just what

Jessica: Wow I was happy I wasn’t kidnapped

*The lights*
go off, someone screams

*The lights*
go back on, Jessica was kidnapped

Claire: Omg she was sitting on my wine.

*In a*
basement

???: Hello Mexican slut

Jessica: Hi

???: Yeah its me

Jessica: Cool

??: Are you dumb

Jessica: No, I just wanted to do this

*Jessica*
kicks ???? in the balls/vagina we dunno

Jessica runs off

???: ILL GET YOU

Jessica: I doubt that.

*3 hours*
later

Jessica: Hi

Lenti: Your back

Jessica: Yah

**DODO:** meow bitch

Lenti: shush, I need to ask you something

Jessica: What

Lenti: Will you .....

THE END