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Jessie v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Dexter was insulting Jessie after Quarter Time due to her team's low score.

*2nd Quarter*

* Jennifer Cameron pantsed Byron in the Forward Line.

*3rd Quarter*

* Jacob was mooning the Giants players at 3-Quarter Time because they were losing.

*4th Quarter*

* After 3 quarters of humiliation, Jessie went ahead and kicked 6 goals straight.
	+ Jennifer Cameron kicked the other two.

## Memorable Quotes

*Dexter Insults Jessie*

Dexter: Hey Jessie, your team sucks because you guys only managed to score 3 points.

Jessie: At least they have a captain who is fast and sometimes furious.

Dexter: Yeah right, your performance isn't bad... for a Nip.

Jessie: Hey, how dare you use that word! It's disgusting.

Dexter: Whatever, Japanese people are bad at everything except Math. Maybe you should be doing Math Club.

Jessie: That's just racist as fuck. I hope you get reported if this is recorded or something.

*Let's Get The Pantsing Started!*

Jennifer Cameron: Argh! We are so far behind, I must slow someone down. Ooh, here's Byron with the footy.

(Jennifer Cameron tackles Byron and pulls his pants down)

Byron: Hey, what the fuck?

Jennifer Cameron: Sucks to be you! (blows raspberry)

Byron: She should get reported for pantsing a player because that wasn't fair.

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 0.3 (3), 1.8 (14), 4.12 (36), 12.12 (84)**

Jocelyn Sheriffs 3.1 (19), 6.3 (39), 8.3 (51), 10.4 (64)

## Gallery

Jessie ignores Dexter's racist comments against Japanese people
Rachel-Lou Ninjas

## Players

Centre - #23 Omar Al-Jazeer

Ruck -

Ruck Rover -

Rover -

Wing - #50 Tyne Falbot

Wing -

Forward Pocket - #87 - Rachel-Lou Yoshida

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket - #18 Heidi Jeers-Brown

Full Forward -

Full Back - #16 Taylor Steward

Centre Half Back - #67 Tiger Steward

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank - #96 Wayne Davenport

Half Forward Flank - #13 Rick McLauski

Half Forward Flank -

## Uniforms

Ninjas' Home JerseyNinjas' Away JerseyNinjas' Clash Jersey, used in Rounds 6 and 19
Julian v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Julian and Jarrod fist-bumped each other before the coin toss.

*2nd Quarter*

* After Kristen was holding the ball, she kicked Trevor in the balls because she thought he was sexually harassing her.
	+ Trevor later confessed that he did not get anywhere near Kristen's VIP Section.

*4th Quarter*

* Dustin was swearing his butt off after the siren went due to the 4-point defeat by the Bulldogs

## Memorable Quotes

*Fist Bump Bros*

Jarrod: What up, Jul.i.an? (fist bumps Julian)

Julian: Nothin' much, pretty much banging Jocelyn.

Jarrod: Ugh, you're lucky Julian, my girl dumped me a month ago.

Julian: Well at least Jessie's helping you find your next bitch.

Jarrod: Hey! Lola was not a bitch. I hate bitches and also female dogs.

*Trevor Did What?*

Umpire: Kristen, you were holding the ball, this means the Bombers get a free kick.

Kristen: I think it's our ball because I think Trevor touched my private area while I was being tackled.

Trevor: What? I didn't get near your VIP section. I would never do that to any lady.

Gavin: True. I was also in the pack and I didn't see Trevor touch any boob or pussy.

Umpire: Fair enough, free kick to the Bombers.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 3.0 (18), 5.2 (32), 7.2 (44), 10.4 (64)**

Julian Bombers 2.2 (14), 5.4 (34), 5.6 (36), 9.6 (60)

## Gallery

Dustin starts swearing after his team loses.
Jarrod v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Octavia had 6 shots at goal, but she only scored one goal for the quarter.

*2nd Quarter*

* Alexia got reported for giving Kristen a wedgie in the Saints' Back Line while trying to get the ball of her hands.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 1.0 (6), 5.6 (36), 9.11 (65), 15.15 (105)**

Ciara Saints 1.1 (7), 2.1 (13), 5.4 (34), 8.8 (56)
Frieda v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Frieda and Jarrod did a secret handshake before the coin toss and wished each other good luck.

*2nd Quarter*

* Kristen and Tina got into a fight over the ball in the Suns' Back Line (aka - the Bulldogs' Forward Line).
	+ This distracted most of the male players because they love catfights.

*4th Quarter*

* Christina threw a tantrum and threatened to bash Frieda after the Suns ruined the Bulldogs undefeated season.

## Gallery

Jaycee enjoys the catfight between Bulldogs Forward, Kristen and Suns Defender, Tina.
## The Score

**Frieda Suns 6.3 (39), 12.10 (82), 17.12 (114) 20.12 (132)**

Jarrod Bulldogs 4.1 (25), 9.4 (58), 15.5 (95), 19.6 (120)
Caitlin v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Mandii and Juli got into a catfight, even thought neither of them had the ball.

* Denzel kicked the Reds' only goal.

*2nd Quarter*

* At the start of the quarter, Adoriabelle and Caitlin accidentally slapped each other.

*3rd Quarter*

* Juli's shorts fell down and exposed her panties.

*4th Quarter*

* Juli blamed her sister and the coach for losing the match at Full Time.

## Memorable Quotes

*Catfight in the Forward Line*

Mandii: Hey fuck you, I had the ball first.

Juli: No way, I did.

Mandii: Well, it was our team's ball since your dumb sister kicked it outside the boundary.

Juli: Yeah right, I think it was your brother!

Denzel: Guys, neither of you had the ball and nobody kicked it outside the boundary.

Juli and Mandii: What!?

Denzel: And good news Mandii, Dick now has the ball and he's passing it to me!

Chris: Oh my gosh, Denzel may have made Mark of the Week.

*Juli's Pants Are Falling Down*

Chris: And here's Juli dashing through the Forward Line about to score a goal, but wait. Is that Juli's panties?

Randii: Oh my god, I see London, I see France, I see Juli's panties.

(Juli screams)

*Pin The Blame On The Sisters.*

Juli: Great, we fucking lost by four points! This is all your fault, Adoriabelle!

Adoriabelle: What did I do wrong today?

Juli: You were being a bad sister and team captain as usual. And Veronica, you're a worse coach than Guy McKenna!

Veronica: Hey, at least I did my all.

Juli: Well you didn't.

Veronica: I'm telling mom via Facebook.

Juli: You fucking dare.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 1.1 (7), 4.1 (25), 4.1 (25), 10.4 (64)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 5.0 (30), 8.0 (48), 8.3 (51), 9.6 (60)

## Gallery

Juli and Mandii fighting in the Forward Line
Julian v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*3rd Quarter*

* Kevin said some racist comments about LaNiece and she came over and made Kevin eat the grass from the playing field.

*4th Quarter*

* Kevin got reported for spitting on LaNiece 5 minutes before the match ended.

## The Score

**Sharita Raiders 3.2 (20), 4.4 (28), 7.8 (50), 10.9 (69)**

Julian Bombers 4.6 (30), 6.6 (42), 9.9 (63), 9.10 (64)
Rachel-Lou v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Eileen kept teasing Rachel-Lou throughout the match.

*2nd Quarter*

* Eileen and Taylor got into a fight in the Forward Line, which Eileen won

*3rd Quarter*

* When Eileen kicked a goal, the ball hit Rick in the kiwis.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.2 (2), 4.2 (26), 6.4 (40), 12.6 (78)**

Eileen Cats 3.6 (24), 6.6 (42), 9.9 (63), 10.9 (69)
Sharita v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Nobody scored any goals in the first quarter because it was very windy on both goal sides, which was very hard to score.

*2nd Quarter*

* Sharita and Dexter had an arm-wrestling match in the Sheriffs Back Line.
	+ Sharita won while Dexter cried like a little baby.

*4th Quarter*

* Dexter wanted a rematch from the 2nd Quarter, but Louise stopped the fight to avoid Dexter from getting any more injuries.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 0.2 (2), 4.6 (30), 8.11 (59), 13.15 (93)**

Sharita Raiders 0.4 (4), 4.7 (31), 6.10 (46), 7.12 (54)
Rosalina v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Ruth was saying bad shit about Barbara and she wanted to punch her.

*2nd Quarter*

* Barbara wanted to start a fight with Ruth, but Urbi and Raphael stopped her.

*4th Quarter*

* Rosalina threw one of her boots at Barbara after the match and wanted to bash her.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 4.6 (30), 8.9 (57), 11.11 (77), 15.16 (106)**

Rosalina Cyclones 0.3 (3), 4.3 (27), 5.5 (35), 8.10 (58)
Players Who Are Invited to play in the Finals

Since the Adoriabelle Mimes, Derry Sharks, Rachel-Lou Ninjas, Christian Tigers, Eileen Cats, Raelynn Diamonds, Josh Power, Sharita Raiders, Julian Bombers and Rosalina Cyclones did not make the Finals, I've decided to invite players from those teams to temporarily play for either one of the eight teams in the Finals Series.

PS - Jarrod and Diego, if either of you are reading this, feel free to add more players to the list.

## Players Who Are Invited

**Barbara Demons**

* Rosalina Masterson (Cyclones)

**Caitlin Reds**

* Tyson Ponacchi (Power)

* Josh Ponacchi (Power)

**Ciara Saints**

* Adoriabelle Chateaubriand (Mimes)

* Juli Chateaubriand (Mimes)

**Diego Royals**

* Derry Silva (Sharks)

* DD Silva (Sharks)

**Frieda Suns**

* Christian Parsley (Tigers)

* Raelynn Marks (Diamonds)

**Jarrod Bulldogs**

* Cindy Hayes (Raiders)

**Jessie Giants**

* Brent Hardale (Bombers)

* Dianna Reedman (Bombers)

* Nancy Colton (Power)

**Jocelyn Sheriffs**

* Rachel-Lou Yoshida (Ninjas)

* Taylor Steward (Ninjas)
Jessie v Frieda

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jessie was unable to play because she had some personal leave.

*2nd Quarter*

* Frieda was unstoppable for the rest of the match because she managed to tackle all of the Giants' defenders and scored at least 5 goals in each quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Tina decided to throw a party after smashing the Giants by 156 points.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 7.2 (44), 14.7 (91), 21.15 (141), 28.20 (188)**

Jessie Giants 0.0 (0), 0.4 (4), 2.6 (18), 4.8 (32)
Frieda v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* As usual, Frieda and Jocelyn shook hands and wished each other before the coin toss.

*3rd Quarter*

* Dexter was being an absolute pussy during the 2nd half because he kept messing up and failed to prevent the Suns from scoring.

*4th Quarter*

* Louise twisted her ankle while she and Norma were fighting for the ball in the midfield.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 5.6 (36), 9.9 (63), 15.10 (100), 20.12 (132)**

Jocelyn Sheriffs 3.3 (21), 6.6 (42), 9.9 (63), 11.21 (87)
Christian v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* The Bulldogs managed to extend their lead by 8 goals, thanks to Kristen.

*3rd Quarter*

* Joss made a spectacular mark on top of Augustus.

*4th Quarter*

* Jarrod gave Christian a strong handshake after the match.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 5.0 (30), 13.3 (81), 17.9 (111), 22.13 (145)**

Christian Tigers 4.0 (24), 6.2 (32), 9.6 (60), 11.8 (74)
Caitlin v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* When Mandii scored a goal, she not only cheered that the Reds are leading but she cheered that she has hair again.

*3rd Quarter*

* Mandii and Augustus were making out in the wings instead of focusing on the game.

*4th Quarter*

* Mandii shoved Caitlin because she hit Augustus in the centre square.
	+ Caitlin told Mandii that it was accidental, but Mandii said that it was bullshit.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 1.2 (8), 5.4 (34), 7.7 (49), 9.9 (63)**

Christian Tigers 0.9 (9), 5.5 (35), 8.7 (55), 9.7 (61)
Adoriabelle v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* The Mimes were 3 goals down at Quarter Time because Tinye and Drika kept chatting to each other instead of stopping the Sharks from scoring.

*2nd Quarter*

* Juli and DD got into bit of a fight.

*3rd Quarter*

* Janicee and Brenda made a comeback for the Mimes as they both kicked 4 goals each in the 3rd quarter.

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 1.0 (6), 9.2 (56), 13.5 (83), 17.9 (111)**

Derry Sharks 4.1 (25), 7.1 (43), 7.3 (45), 8.6 (54)
Raelynn v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Caitlin got furious after seeing the Diamonds' banner.

*2nd Quarter*

* Denzel made Mark of the Week as he jumped on top of Sandii and Raelynn and caught the ball.

*4th Quarter*

* Caitlin gave Raelynn the finger after the siren went.

## Memorable Quotes

*Offensive Banner*

Caitlin: (reads) Oh shit, the British Bitch in the Number 34 jersey is coming. Hey! I find that offensive! I hope the team gets fined.

Raelynn: Our banner's fine and we're not gonna change it.

Caitlin: Well it's offensive to me. Just because I come from England, it doesn't mean I'm a threat to the US. Our people saved your ass in World War 2.

Raelynn: Whatever.

*Denzel's Amazing Mark*

Chris: And the ball is passed to Dick Ryder, and he has kicked it into the forward line, and here comes Denzel Guy, just behind Raelynn and Sandii who are fighting for the flying ball.

Sandii: it's my ball!

Raelynn: Move bitch, the ball's mine!

Chris: And unbelievable! Denzel just jumped on top of #25 for the Reds and #4 for the Diamonds and made an amazing mark!

Denzel: Yeah, bitches!

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 2.3 (15), 7.4 (46), 12.5 (77), 13.8 (86)**

Raelynn Diamonds 0.2 (2), 5.2 (32), 9.6 (60), 12.7 (79)

## Gallery

Caitlin is furious after seeing the Diamonds' offensive banner.
Derry v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Mandii and Sandii had a catfight in the Forward Line.
	+ They wanted to know which one is the better forward.

*2nd Quarter*

* Derry broke Denzel's lower back while he was tackling him in the wings.
	+ However, Derry did not get reported because he said he did it accidentally

*4th Quarter*

* Randii kicked the last 5 goals

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 0.2 (2), 4.4 (28), 8.6 (54), 13.10 (88)**

Derry Sharks 2.9 (21), 5.15 (45), 9.18 (72), 9.20 (74)
Jessie v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Trenton put tape over Akiko's mouth because he thinks that she is one of the most annoying players.

*3rd Quarter*

* Mandii was reported for deliberately striking Jessie in the Reds' Forward Line.

*4th Quarter*

* There were many fans shouting racist comments at some of the Giants and Reds players, mainly at Jessie and Caitlin.

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 3.3 (21), 7.7 (49), 12.10 (82), 19.13 (127)**

Caitlin Reds 4.3 (27), 8.7 (55), 12.10 (82), 15.11 (101)
Derry v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Derry caught the ball one-handed while he was upside-down

*3rd Quarter*

* Octavia blazed through the Forward Line and kicked 5 goals straight.

*4th Quarter*

* Octavia kicked a further 2 goals, totaling 7.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.0 (24), 8.1 (49), 13.4 (82), 15.5 (95)**

Derry Sharks 0.2 (2), 1.4 (10), 3.8 (26), 5.10 (40)
Derry Sharks

## Players

Centre -

Ruck -

Ruck Rover - #55 Shealee Redfield

Rover - #5 Habakuk Redfield

Wing - #92 Derry Silva

Wing - #11 Strawberry Roberts

Forward Pocket - #10 Andrew Martin

Forward Pocket - #33 Hawk Zephyr

Back Pocket - #62 Valkyrie Dove

Back Pocket - #66 Raven Cayman

Full Forward - #20 Akira Hamilton

Full Back - # 90 Marco Dale

Centre Half Back - #21 DD Silva

Centre Half Forward - #39 Mason Caleth

Half Back Flank - #9 Luminita D'or

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank - #30 Marie Rose Chermont

Half Forward Flank -

## Gallery

The Sharks' Home JerseyThe Shark's Away JerseyThe Sharks' Clash Jersey, used in Rounds 6 and 19The Sharks' Vintage Jersey, used in Round 9
Jocelyn v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jacob tried to tackle Raelynn in the Sheriffs Back Line, but Raelynn simply shoved him and called him a loser.

*3rd Quarter*

* Nina called Dexter an asshole when she was tackled by him.
	+ Jocelyn then came up to Nina and forced her to apologise to Dexter.

*4th Quarter*

* Louise kicked the last 2 goals to win the game for the Sheriffs.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 1.1 (7), 4.3 (27), 6.6 (42), 9.10 (64)**

Raelynn Diamonds 0.3 (3), 4.6 (30), 6.9 (45), 7.12 (54)
Sharita v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Sharita got furious at Derry because he said something that was racist.

*3rd Quarter*

* Habakuk and Shaelee didn't do well in the Centre square as they were unable to tap the ball to their fellow Sharks players.

*4th Quarter*

* Cindy managed to kick 6 goals in the 4th quarter.

## The Score

**Sharita Raiders 1.1 (7), 6.6 (42), 14.8 (92), 20.11 (131)**

Derry Sharks 3.1 (19), 5.5 (35), 8.8 (56), 15.8 (98)
1st Preliminary Final (Jarrod v Caitlin)

Caitlin Reds 15.9 (99)
**Alternate Score**
Caitlin Reds 18.8 (116)

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

*2nd Quarter*

*3rd Quarter*

*4th Quarter*

*Alternate 4th Quarter*

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 4.4 (28), 9.5 (59), 15.8 (98), 21.12 (138)**

Caitlin Reds 3.2 (20), 9.6 (60), 11.6 (84), 15.9 (99)

## Alternate Score

**Caitlin Reds 3.2 (20), 9.6 (60), 11.6 (84), 18.8 (116)**

Jarrod Bulldogs 4.4 (28), 9.5 (59), 15.8 (98), 15.10 (100)
Jessie v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Brenda returned after being injured.
	+ She managed to kick four goals in the quarter.

*2nd Quarter*

* For every possession Jessie made, the entire crowd booed at her.

*3rd Quarter*

* Jessie Snr stood up for her daughter when she did a few karate chops after scoring a goal.

*4th Quarter*

* A fan got kicked out of Yoshida Stadium because he told Jessie Yoshida to go bomb Pearl Harbour, which was in fact racist.

* Another fan got kicked out 5 minutes later for calling Adoriabelle a stinky, snail-eating bitch.
	+ The same fan also said "Where the fuck were your ancestors in World War 2!?"

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 4.1 (25), 9.3 (57), 15.9 (99), 19.12 (126)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 5.1 (31), 9.2 (56), 11.4 (70), 13.7 (85)
Josh v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Josh bragged about the last-minute goal he kicked to the Royals players.

*2nd Quarter*

* Tyson threw up in the Half Forward line and Darla slipped in it while she was trying to mark the ball.

*3rd Quarter*

* Nancy marked the ball and wanted to handpass it to Riley, then Christina ran up to her and Riley and shouted "Move bitch, get out the way!"

## The Score

**Diego Royals 4.1 (25), 6.7 (43), 8.10 (58), 11.15 (81)**

Josh Power 4.4 (28), 4.5 (29), 6.5 (41), 10.5 (65)
The Coach's Box

Here are the 18 people (who must be related to a player of their team) who are coaching the 18 teams:

1. La'rae Monroe - Ciara Saints

2. Kimmie-Lee Baxfield - Jocelyn Sheriffs

3. Yoshi Yoshida - Rachel-Lou Ninjas

4. Alex Dunnigan - Josh Power

5. Veronica Chateubriand-Hanson - Adoriabelle Mimes

6. Leroy Masterson - Rosalina Cyclones

7. Darren Lance - Jarrod Bulldogs

8. Dustin Kennedy - Julian Bombers

9. Byron Morgan - Caitlin Reds

10. Shari Cohen - Jessie Giants
Jocelyn v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Dexter was trying to tackle Adoriabelle.
	+ However, Adoriabelle managed to escape and scored a goal.

*3rd Quarter*

* Drika and Tinye were chatting to each other while they were tackling Byron (who had the ball), and the Mimes got a free kick since Byron was holding the ball.

*4th Quarter*

* Juli was swearing at the umpires at Full Time because they gave the Sheriffs 10 goals in the second half and she was so pissed about it.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 2.2 (14), 3.2 (20), 10.6 (66), 13.9 (87)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 4.0 (24), 6.1 (37), 8.3 (51), 12.5 (77)
Derry v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Augustus squeezed Shealee's butt because he felt like it.
	+ This caused him to get reported.

*2nd Quarter*

* Valkyrie tried to defend one of Christian's goals in the Sharks Back Line, but she ran into a goal post and broke her jaw.

*4th Quarter*

* Christian kicked the winning goal with 45 seconds to spare.

## The Score

**Christian Tigers 2.1 (13), 4.4 (28), 7.6 (48), 9.8 (62)**

Derry Sharks 3.2 (20), 6.6 (42), 7.6 (48), 9.6 (60)
Eileen v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Barbara and Eileen had bit of a catfight before the coin toss.

*3rd Quarter*

* Eileen told Emma to shut up because she kept saying "Diddly".

*4th Quarter*

* Eileen got tackled by Raphael and Urbi because she called them both losers earlier.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 0.2 (2), 4.5 (29), 11.8 (74), 16.11 (107)**

Eileen Cats 3.2 (20), 6.9 (45), 10.15 (75), 14.19 (103)
Sharita v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Sharita and LaNiece kept shoving and pulling Jessie's jersey in the wings.
	+ It ended when CJ told Sharita and LaNiece to stop it as Jessie is a friend to her.

*3rd Quarter*

* Sharita gave Taylor the finger because she was trying to perform some moves from the *Shake It Off* music video.

*4th Quarter*

The Giants made a massive comeback in the final quarter as Jessie and Jordan kicked 9 goals combined.

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 0.1 (1), 4.2 (26), 6.7 (43), 15.9 (99)**

Sharita Raiders 5.6 (36), 12.8 (80), 12.10 (82), 12.12 (84)
Frieda Suns

## Players

Centre -

Ruck -

Ruck Rover -

Rover -

Wing -

Wing -

Forward Pocket -

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket - Rex Johnson

Back Pocket - Tina Marlyn

Full Forward - #69 Frieda Kane

Full Back - Tristan O'Connor

Centre Half Back -

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

## Gallery

The Suns' Home JerseyThe Suns' Away Jersey
Sharita v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Sharita taunted Ciara after winning the coin toss.

*2nd Quarter*

* At the start of the quarter, Sharita got reported for punching Tiny in the face.

*3rd Quarter*

* Octavia made a mark and then did a few tumbles.

*4th Quarter*

* Sharita got frustrated after losing 2 matches in a row after the siren blew.

## Memorable Quotes

*That was totally uncalled for*

(whistle blows)

Sharita: Hey asshole, get out of the fucking way! (punches Tiny)

Tiny: Ow.

Octavia: What the fuck Sharita? That was uncalled for?

Ciara: Someone should take your number.

Sharita: Well nobody's gonna take my number because I am awesome.

Umpire: No you're not because you just got reported for punching Tiny on purpose. Saints get a free kick.

Sharita: Shit.

*Twice in a row? WTF!?*

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.2 (26), 6.3 (39), 7.7 (49), 12.9 (81)**

Sharita Raiders 3.1 (19), 5.1 (31), 9.1 (55), 10.4 (64)

## Gallery

Promo of the matchCiara cheers after her team wins
Josh v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Kristen called Riley a dyke while being tackled by her in the Power Back Line.

*3rd Quarter*

* There was a fight between Jarrod and Lance at 3-Quarter Time and it got worse when Christina, Diane, Nancy and Joss got involved.

*4th Quarter*

* Diane threw a tantrum after losing by 70 points after the match.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 5.2 (32), 8.6 (54), 14.7 (91), 20.10 (130)**

Josh Power 1.5 (11), 3.8 (26), 6.10 (46), 8.12 (60)
Rachel-Lou v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Surprisingly, Rachel-Lou and Omar managed to kick 10 goals combined in the quarter.

*3rd Quarter*

* Trevor cried after Tyne and Taylor tackled him in the Bombers' Forward Line.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 2.1 (13), 12.3 (75), 14.6 (90), 17.10 (112)**

Julian Bombers 2.0 (12), 2.2 (14), 3.3 (21), 4.6 (30)
Jessie v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jayden punched Urbi in the face and managed to break her glasses.

*2nd Quarter*

* The Giants were 11 points down since Taylor was too busy "Shaking it off".

*3rd Quarter*

* Dennis got slapped in the face by Jessie Snr because he was looking at her butt.

*4th Quarter*

* Jessie managed to win the game by kicking 8 goals in the quarter, with 13 overall in the match.
	+ This made Tatyanne throw her coffee at an intern in the Coach's Box.

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 5.4 (34), 9.10 (64), 13.13 (91), 22.19 (151)**

Barbara Demons 6.5 (41), 11.9 (75), 15.12 (102), 18.15 (123)
Barbara Demons

## Players

Centre - #3 Ria Heartstone

Ruck - #59 Santiago Garcia

Ruck Rover - #46 Rin Masuke

Rover - #98 Joyce Guiles

Wing - #6 Belladonna Hills

Wing - #4 Shida Wilder

Forward Pocket - #16 Alex Wilder

Forward Pocket - #96 Asher Garcia

Back Pocket - #45 Raphael Morinah

Back Pocket - #19 Urbi Morinah

Full Forward - #2 Barbara Morinah

Full Back - #32 Stacy Thompson

Centre Half Back - #35 Viola Thydes

Centre Half Forward -#20 Guy Rafferstein

Half Back Flank - #37 Dennis Gomez

Half Back Flank - #9 Shaheen Khalil

Half Forward Flank - #29 Jennifer Gomez

Half Forward Flank - #77 Emma Carlton

## Gallery

The Demons' Home JerseyThe Demons' Away Jersey
Rachel-Lou v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* When Raelynn saw the Ninjas run through their banner, she started criticizing the players.
	+ i.e - Calling Rachel-Lou a loser, calling Taylor a typical dyke and calling Wayne a Wayne-ker.

*2nd Quarter*

* Heidi tripped over her own shoelaces in the wings, and Raelynn just laughed.
	+ Nobody bothered to pick her up and Heidi started crying.

*4th Quarter*

* At the end of the match, Rachel-Lou gave Raelynn and Nina the finger and taunted them.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 1.1 (7), 2.3 (15), 5.8 (38), 9.10 (64)**

Raelynn Diamonds 2.8 (20), 5.10 (40), 5.12 (42), 5.15 (45)
Jessie v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* DD prevented Herschel from scoring 4 goals (which all ended up as behinds).

*3rd Quarter*

* Jessie pushed Jennifer Cameron in the back because she thought that Jennifer Cameron is an annoying bitch.

*4th Quarter*

* Joe kicked the winning goal

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 1.4 (10), 4.8 (32), 10.8 (68), 13.12 (90)**

Derry Sharks 3.2 (20), 5.6 (36), 8.10 (58), 12.12 (84)
Raelynn v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Raelynn and Jarrod got into a tirade before the coin toss.

*3rd Quarter*

* There was a massive catfight in the Bulldogs' Back Line (Diamonds' Forward Line) between Raelynn, Christina and Kristen.
	+ It took 10 minutes to break the fight up.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 3.1 (19), 8.6 (54), 15.8 (98), 21.12 (138)**

Raelynn Diamonds 1.2 (8), 4.5 (29), 6.6 (42), 7.6 (48)
Eileen v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Doan and Jacob were mocking the Cats at Quarter Time because all they scored in the 1st Quarter was 4 behinds.

*3rd Quarter*

* The Cats didn't score a single point, mainly because nobody couldn't stop Byron from scoring goals.

*4th Quarter*

* Dexter was showboating after the siren went.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 5.0 (30), 11.5 (71), 16.8 (104), 22.11 (143)**

Eileen Cats 0.4 (4), 2.9 (21), 2.9 (21), 7.9 (51)
Julian v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Kevin got reported for spitting at an umpire

*3rd Quarter*

* Jon accidentally kicked his shoe off when he was kicking a goal.

*4th Quarter*

* Julian was very clumsy in the 4th quarter because he missed every shot at goal (he had 12 attempts and only managed to score 2 behinds).

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 1.2 (8), 4.4 (28), 7.7 (49), 10.8 (68)**

Julian Bombers 1.2 (8), 3.2 (20), 5.10 (40), 6.15 (51)
Ciara v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Samantha accidentally slapped Tiny during the Bouncedown.

*2nd Quarter*

* Rosalina slammed into Octavia.
	+ Seconds later, Octavia got a free kick because the umpire said that Rosalina slammed Octavia on purpose.

*4th Quarter*

* Sonny kicked 5 goals straight.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.1 (25), 9.4 (58), 15.9 (99), 22.13 (145)**

Rosalina Cyclones 4.3 (27), 10.4 (64), 10.8 (68), 11.9 (75)
Christian v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Augustus yelled out "Ugly Bitches!" when the Cyclones players ran out of the banner.

*2nd Quarter*

* Aurelle was trying to make a mark, but the ball hit her on the nose and it started to bleed.

*4th Quarter*

* Christian kicked a goal with three seconds to spare to win the game by 4 points.

## The Score

**Christian Tigers 2.1 (13), 5.1 (31), 6.3 (39), 9.5 (59)**

Rosalina Cyclones 3.2 (20), 6.5 (35), 6.7 (37), 8.7 (55)
CMFL Umpires

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Jarrod v Frieda

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jarrod and Frieda wished each other good luck before the bouncedown.

*3rd Quarter*

* Tina and Christina got into a fight in the Bulldogs Half Back Line because Christina was saying bad things about Kim Kardashian.

*4th Quarter*

* Kristen had a shot at goal to tie the match, but she missed and only got a behind.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 6.3 (39), 13.6 (84), 17.8 (110), 24.13 (157)**

Jarrod Bulldogs 6.2 (38), 15.9 (99), 19.12 (126), 23.14 (152)
List of Venues

These are the places where all of the CMFL games have been held from Rounds 1 to the Grand Final.

## Baxfield Football Ground

Teams' Home Ground: Caitlin Reds, Jocelyn Sheriffs, Josh Power, Julian Bombers

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Seating Capacity: 53000 - 56000

## Brenson Street Oval

Teams' Home Ground: Christian Tigers, Frieda Suns

Location: Ridgetown, WI

Seating Capacity: 32000 - 36000

## Diego Dome

Teams' Home Ground: Diego Royals, Derry Sharks

Location: New York, NY

Seating Capacity: 30000 - 32500

## Lance Football Ground

Teams' Home Ground: Jarrod Bulldogs, Raelynn Diamonds, Eileen Cats, Sharita Raiders

Location: Ridgetown, WI

Seating Capacity: 50500 - 63200

## Morinah Arena

Teams' Home Ground: Barbara Demons, Ciara Saints, Adoriabelle Mimes, Rosalina Cyclones

Location: New York, NY

Seating Capacity: 45000 - 63000

## Yoshida Stadium

Teams' Home Ground: Jessie Giants, Rachel-Lou Ninjas

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Seating Capacity: 34500 - 39000

Facts:

* White ponchos, cloaks and hoodies are banned from Yoshida Stadium for racial reasons.

## Melbourne Cricket Ground

Location: Melbourne, Australia

Seating Capacity: Around 100000

Facts:

* This venue will hold all four CMFL Grand Finals only.
Barbara v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Guy and Dennis were bullying and pulling Dick by his jersey while Dick was attempting to make a mark.

*2nd Quarter*

* Caitlin kicked a goal but the umpire gave her team a point because he believed she was soccering the ball.
	+ Caitlin got offended because he thought British people are so good at soccer, they just kick balls soccer style.

*4th Quarter*

* Mandii's fast running and great balance was too much for the Demons as Mandii kicked the last-minute goal.

* Barbara had to yell at her siblings for not defending the last minute goal properly.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 2.1 (13), 5.6 (36), 7.9 (51), 12.12 (84)**

Barbara Demons 3.2 (20), 8.7 (55), 10.11 (71), 11.11 (77)
Derry v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Raelynn and Shealee got into a fight in the Centre Square.

*3rd Quarter*

* When the umpire bounced the ball in the Centre Circle, Raelynn bitchslapped Shealee so she can get the ball.

*4th Quarter*

* Nina kicked a goal in the last 20 seconds to win the game for the Diamonds.

## The Score

**Raelynn Diamonds 0.2 (2), 4.5 (29), 4.8 (32), 8.9 (57)**

Derry Sharks 2.1 (13), 4.4 (28), 7.6 (48), 8.8 (56)
Jocelyn v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Dexter was talking shit about Isla and she wanted to bash him.
	+ However, she didn't want to get reported because she is desperate to win the Brownlow Medal.

*2nd Quarter*

* Alexia got reported for elbowing Byron in the Saints Half Back Line.

*4th Quarter*

* Jacob was pretty much useless in the final quarter because he didn't do well in defending.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 2.2 (14), 5.2 (32), 8.8 (56), 12.12 (84)**

Jocelyn Sheriffs 2.3 (15), 5.6 (36), 8.8 (56), 8.9 (57)
Julian v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Chase tried to impress Ciara by doing a spectacular mark, but he failed and landed on top of Kevin.
	+ Kevin soon chased Chase for landing on him.

*2nd Quarter*

* Trevor had 5 shots at goal, but he missed them all.
	+ At Half Time, he annoyed his team by whining about how he can't score goals.

*3rd Quarter*

* Octavia managed to extend the Saints lead even further by kicking 6 goals straight.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 2.3 (15), 6.6 (42), 13.8 (86), 18.10 (118)**

Julian Bombers 0.1 (1), 1.6 (12), 4.13 (37), 5.20 (50)
Ciara v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Heidi tripped over her own shoelaces and Ciara came to her and got her up.

*2nd Quarter*

* Octavia accidentally pushed Rick in the back.
	+ However, the Ninjas did not get a free kick after Octavia told the umpires that the push was an accident.

*4th Quarter*

* The Saints were leading by 40 points at the start of the quarter.
	+ This was until Rachel-Lou and Omar kicked 9 goals together, to win the match for the Ninjas.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 2.1 (13), 5.4 (34), 8.6 (54), 17.8 (110)**

Ciara Saints 5.1 (31), 8.5 (53), 14.10 (94), 14.10 (94)
Rosalina v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* When Christian and 3 other Tigers players were grabbing Hector because he had the ball, Hector cried like a baby.

*3rd Quarter*

* Ruth kicked a remarkable 7 goals in the 3rd quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Rosalina got so angry about losing the match, she said mean things to Christian.

## The Score

**Christian Tigers 6.0 (36), 9.3 (57), 10.5 (61), 14.12 (96)**

Rosalina Cyclones 2.2 (14), 3.3 (21), 10.4 (60), 11.4 (70)
Josh v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Brent threw up on Dianna's shoes after Tyson farted on him.

*2nd Quarter*

*3rd Quarter*

* Josh was picking on Jon in the Power Back Line.

*4th Quarter*

* Lance got reported for striking Dianna.

## The Score

**Josh Power 1.1 (7), 4.4 (28), 8.5 (53), 11.6 (72)**

Julian Bombers 2.1 (13), 6.2 (38), 8.6 (54), 9.9 (63)
Rachel-Lou v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Ciara was exhausted at Quarter Time because Rick kept chasing her throughout the quarter.

*2nd Quarter*

* Taylor got reported for striking Isla and Zoey respectively.

*4th Quarter*

* Octavia kicked enough goals to make the Saints win by one point.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.4 (28), 7.6 (48), 13.10 (88), 20.17 (137)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 7.3 (45), 9.6 (60), 16.9 (105), 19.22 (136)
Raelynn v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* The team captains kept insulting each other before the coin toss.

*2nd Quarter*

* Nina bit Jessie in the elbow for what she did to her 2 years ago.

*3rd Quarter*

* Jennifer Cameron got reported because she was gesturing The Raelynn Diamonds as a bunch of sluts.

*4th Quarter*

* With 2 seconds remaining, Jade kicked the winning goal for the Giants.

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 3.3 (21), 7.3 (45), 9.6 (60), 13.7 (85)**

Raelynn Diamonds 4.4 (28), 7.6 (48), 9.6 (60), 12.11 (83)
Rosalina v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Rosalina attempted to throw one of her boots at Eileen for scoring a goal.

*2nd Quarter*

* Channing pantsed Valerie in the Forward Line while she was trying to kick a goal.

*3rd Quarter*

* Octavia kicked 6 goals straight

*4th Quarter*

* Rosalina was so mad about losing the match, set decided to set the scoreboard on fire

## Memorable Quotes

*Bad Tempered Rosie*

*The Scoreboard is on Fire!*

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 3.6 (24), 6.6 (42), 12.9 (81), 17.11 (113)**

Rosalina Cyclones 0.2 (2), 2.6 (18), 12.9 (81), 13.11 (89)

## Gallery

Rosalina throws one of her boots at Eileen.
2nd Preliminary Final (Ciara v Jessie)

Jessie Giants 10.19 (79)
**Alternate Score**
Jessie Giants 18.18 (126)

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

*2nd Quarter*

*3rd Quarter*

*4th Quarter*

*Alternate 4th Quarter*

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 5.0 (30), 8.1 (49), 11.5 (71), 19.9 (123)**

Jessie Giants 0.5 (5), 2.8 (20), 7.12 (54), 10.19 (79)

## Alternate Score

**Jessie Giants 0.5 (5), 2.8 (20), 7.12 (54), 18.18 (126)**

Ciara Saints 5.0 (30), 8.1 (49), 11.5 (71), 11.6 (72)
Julian v Josh

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Nancy accidentally punched the umpire in the face when she was trying to tap the ball.

*2nd Quarter*

* Diane was complaining about her team losing by 4 points.

*4th Quarter*

* Tyson scored some behinds by bouncing the Bombers' Forwards on his belly while they still have the ball, through the goal posts.

## The Score

**Josh Power 5.0 (30), 6.3 (39), 11.3 (69), 12.8 (80)**

Julian Bombers 3.1 (19), 7.1 (43), 7.1 (43), 7.9 (51)
Frieda v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Frieda and Jessie glared at each other since both their teams have so far been undefeated.

*2nd Quarter*

* Caleb returned in the Second Quarter, saying that his knee is now good as new.

*3rd Quarter*

* Tina was trying to tackle Jennifer Cameron, but she smeared her lipstick.
	+ Seconds later, Tina and Jennifer Cameron got into a catfight, which Tina won.

*4th Quarter*

* Jessie had a shot at goal just after the siren to make the Giants win by 5 points, but she hit the goal post, which awarded her team one point, which drew the match.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 5.5 (35), 8.6 (54), 14.12 (96), 19.16 (130)**

**Jessie Giants 4.3 (27), 8.4 (52), 15.6 (96), 18.22 (130)**
Jessie v Josh

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Josh and Jessie both felt weird when they shook hands before the coin toss.

*2nd Quarter*

* Akiko was complaining about the Giants score.
	+ So Tyson came up to her and farted on her face to shut her up.

*3rd Quarter*

* Jessie kicked 10 goals straight during the quarter.
	+ Lance and Caleb kicked the other two

## Gallery

Akiko complains about the Giants' poor effort at Half Time.
## The Score

**Jessie Giants 0.2 (2), 0.3 (3), 12.6 (78), 15.11 (101)**

Josh Power 6.1 (31), 12.9 (81), 12.11 (83), 14.14 (98)
Christian v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Tinye and Drika were chatting with each other during the quarter, which is why the Mimes didn't score much.

*4th Quarter*

* Juli called Drika and Tinye assholes after they couldn't defend Christian's winning goal for the Tigers.

## The Score

**Christian Tigers 3.1 (19), 4.6 (30), 7.9 (51), 9.12 (66)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 6.0 (36), 6.2 (38), 8.5 (53), 10.5 (65)
Ciara v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Cerise called Isla a bitch because she elbowed her in the boob during a tackle.

*2nd Quarter*

* Drika slid out of the boundary and got a concussion with one of the banners.

*4th Quarter*

* Juli threw a tantrum after the Mimes lost the match, even though they were winning at 3-Quarter Time.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 1.1 (7), 4.5 (29), 9.5 (59), 18.7 (115)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 1.5 (11), 3.7 (), 12.10 (82), 15.12 (102)
Frieda v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

*2nd Quarter*

*3rd Quarter*

* The Suns were leading until the 3rd Quarter since Frieda decided to throw the game by missing multiple shots at goal.
	+ This was because of what she heard about the Giants losing their first match on Friday night.

*4th Quarter*

* At one point, Frieda had possession of the ball and she passed it to DD on purpose, which kinda pissed off some of the Suns fans.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 2.1 (13), 5.6 (30), 9.10 (66), 15.15 (105)**

Frieda Suns 4.0 (24), 6.2 (32), 7.3 (45), 9.6 (60)
Rachel-Lou v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jessie got told off by an umpire because she called Rachel-Lou a fugly drug-addict with a shemale voice.
	+ She tried to convince the umpire that the Ninjas are taking drugs since she took a picture of Rachel-Lou's urine on her phone, which the umpire ignored since it was some kind of pathetic excuse.

*2nd Quarter*

* Jessie got reported because she punched Rachel-Lou in the back of the head, kicked her in the ribs and jumping on her.
	+ She got reported again minutes later for spitting on Heidi and punching her in the boob, just because she made her hold the ball.

*3rd Quarter*

* The Ninjas were 50 points in the lead, mostly because Hal and Taylor could not keep up with Rick and Rachel-Lou's speed and multiple goal-kicking.

*4th Quarter*

* Jessie got reported yet again for calling Omar a terrorist, smashing Rick's glasses and punching him in the face after kicking a goal.

* After the match, CJ and Jade were pissed off at Jessie due to her performance and Jessie Snr was just disappointed in her.
	+ Also, some fans were seen burning a Giants #1 jersey outside Yoshida Stadium.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 5.5 (35), 9.12 (66), 16.16 (112), 23.20 (158)**

Jessie Giants 5.0 (30), 7.3 (45), 9.8 (62), 12.11 (83)
Josh v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Octavia made a spectacular mark over Nancy.

*2nd Quarter*

* The Power didn't score a single point in the 2nd quarter.
	+ Although Riley had 6 shots at goal, all which she missed.

*3rd Quarter*

* Ciara and Chase were making out in the Saints Back Line and Alexia was pretty annoyed.
	+ So she stole Isla's ant farm and shoved the ants down Chase's pants.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 3.1 (19), 6.2 (38), 8.8 (56), 15.10 (100)**

Josh Power 0.3 (3), 0.3 (3), 4.4 (28), 6.5 (41)
Barbara v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*3rd Quarter*

* There was a huge fight between Barbara, Urbi, Raphael, Dennis, Faith, Chase, Isla and Alexia at 3 Quarter Time.

*4th Quarter*

* Octavia booted 6 goals.
	+ Two of them hit an umpire in the balls.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.2 (26), 8.8 (56), 13.9 (87), 19.13 (127)**

Barbara Demons 3.2 (20), 8.10 (58), 10.12 (72), 12.15 (87)
Jessie v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jessie beat up Julian in the Forward Line for what he did to her on Total Drama Ultimate Challenge.
	+ Then Dustin (the Bombers coach) ran up to the field and punched Jessie in the face for fucking with his team's captain.
		- Afterwards, Dustin go ahold of the ball and scored a goal.

*2nd Quarter*

* At Half Time, Jessie blamed Herschel and Chaim for making the team fall behind.
	+ Chaim and Herschel were both disgusted for obvious reasons.

*3rd Quarter*

*4th Quarter*

* After the match, the all of the Giants players, including the coach glared at Jessie because she ruined the team's undefeated season.
	+ Ashleigh then threatened Jessie that if she costs the team one more game, then she is dead.

## Memorable Quotes

*Undefeated Season Ruined For Giants*

Joe: Aw man, can't believe we lost.

Ashton: Yeah, and the Bombers are a shit team.

Jessie: Well we were supposed to win this and knock the Suns off the top, unless the Suns lose on Sunday.

(everyone glares at Jessie)

Jessie: What? I gotta say, the reason why we lost is because the team spirit is severely lacking. So anyways, gimme a J?

Chaim: Oh we won't give you a J, but I'll tear you a new E.

Taylor: You ruined our undefeated season you ruiner! Never listen to my voice actor's music ever again you bitch!

Alex: Hey Jess, about the wedding tomorrow, you can just forget about it because it's off! I don't want to marry a complete asshole like you!

Ashleigh: (grabs Jessie by her jersey) You listen to me you Kernahan wannabe, you cost us one more fucking game, and you're gonna be more dead than Sam Simon!

## Trivia

* The undefeated season for the Jessie Giants is over, which is similar to Fremantle's undefeated season in the AFL for this year.
	+ Apparently, both Fremantle and the Giants lost their first games of the season on the same day.

## The Score

**Julian Bombers 3.0 (18), 6.5 (41), 11.9 (75), 15.10 (100)**

Jessie Giants 0.0 (0), 0.0 (0), 0.1 (1), 4.4 (28)
Adoriabelle v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* The Mimes lead by 7 goals because Brenda managed to kick 9 goals straight until she was sent off because she suffered an ankle injury.

*2nd Quarter*

* The Demons made a comeback as Barbara kicked 7 goals and kept the Mimes scoreless for the whole quarter.

*3rd Quarter*

* Juli got reported for striking Emma.
	+ In her defense, she struck Emma because she was super annoying.

*4th Quarter*

* When the Mimes lost the match, Juli just couldn't stop complaining about why the team lost.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 3.1 (19), 10.5 (65), 13.7 (85), 17.9 (111)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 10.0 (60), 10.0 (60), 12.2 (74), 15.3 (93)
Sharita Raiders

## Players

Centre -

Ruck -

Ruck Rover -

Rover -

Wing -

Wing -

Forward Pocket -

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Full Forward -

Full Back -

Centre Half Back -

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

## Gallery

The Raiders' Home JerseyThe Raiders' Away JerseyThe Raiders' Clash Jersey, used in Rounds 6 and 19
Frieda v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Rick sneezed on Tina and she screamed because she said that she got contaminated by a nerd.

*3rd Quarter*

Taylor kicked Frieda in the ankle because she was telling her teammates insulting comments about her.

*4th Quarter*

* Omar missed all of his shots at goal in the 4th quarter, which cost the Ninjas the win.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 4.1 (25), 9.6 (60), 14.10 (94), 21.17 (143)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 3.0 (18), 7.5 (47), 15.9 (99), 20.12 (132)
Barbara v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Raphael and Urbi got into a fight and it took 15 minutes for the umpire to break them up.

*2nd Quarter*

* When DD possessed the ball, she tried to hand ball pass it to Derry but she punched Stacey in the face.
	+ Since it was accidental, DD did not get reported.

*4th Quarter*

* Dennis kicked 5 goals straight

## Memorable Quotes

*Raphael and Urbi Fight!*

Chris: In the Half-Forward Line, we see Raphael and Urbi Morinah getting into some kind of fight.

Urbi: I'm a better defender than you are because you're just a stupid guy!

Raphael: Well at least I'm not a nerd!

Chris: The Umpires better break them up soon because the Demons really need their Back Pockets since Stacey is defenseless.

*Accidental Hand Ball Pass*

Chris: Here's DD Silva in the Half-Back Line, passing the ball to Derry, but ooh! She has hit Stacey Thompson in the face.

Stacey: You bitch!

DD: I'm sorry Stacey, it was an accident.

Umpire: We'll have to show the replay.

DD: See? It was totally by accident, I was trying to hand pass the ball to Derry.

Umpire: Fair enough, no penalty for the Sharks.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 1.0 (6), 4.5 (29), 9.10 (64), 15.15 (105)**

Derry Sharks 3.2 (20), 5.6 (36), 8.9 (57), 12.13 (85)
Sharita v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Sharita questioned Caitlin about why is she playing football instead of cricket or soccer.
	+ Caitlin responded to Sharita by saying shut up to her.

*2nd Quarter*

* At Half Time, Sharita punched Mandii in the face because she looked awfully a lot like the Giants captain, Jessie Yoshida.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 4.6 (30), 6.10 (46), 11.11 (77), 15.15 (105)**

Sharita Raiders 1.2 (8), 1.9 (15), 5.10 (40), 12.15 (87)
Jarrod v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Chris released a bunch of cats and dogs into Lance Football Ground before the coin toss.
* Because of this, the game was delayed by 45 minutes.

*2nd Quarter*

* Eileen and Christina got into an argument on who got the possession of the ball since Christina was the one who marked it.

*4th Quarter*

* One of Kristen's goals in the 4th Quarter had caused the umpire to break his nose.
* Instead of the umpire showing 2 fingers for a goal, he showed her 2 middle fingers for breaking his nose.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 2.0 (12), 4.1 (25), 8.8 (56), 12.9 (81)**

Eileen Cats 1.3 (9), 4.3 (27), 8.9 (57), 9.9 (63)
Eileen v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Eileen got pantsed by Margeherita while she was scoring for goal.

*3rd Quarter*

* Juli broke her arm after trying to tackle Eileen.

*4th Quarter*

* Eileen teased Adoriabelle after winning the match.

## The Score

**Eileen Cats 3.8 (26), 3.12 (30), 8.17 (65), 15.18 (108)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 6.2 (38), 9.6 (60), 12.9 (81), 12.9 (81)
Ciara v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Isla gave Eileen the finger because she grabbed the ball off her while she was going to kick it to Octavia.
	+ Eileen soon kicked a goal.

*3rd Quarter*

* Ciara and Alexia were fighting during the quarter.
	+ This was the reason the Cats scored enough goals to gain the lead.

*4th Quarter*

* Octavia scored 4 of the 5 goals for the Saints, and her last one helped her team win.
	+ Despite the fact that some of the Cats players grabbed her by her shorts, trying to expose her panties.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 1.2 (8), 6.6 (42), 7.8 (50), 12.12 (84)**

Eileen Cats 0.2 (2), 6.6 (42), 11.10 (76), 11.16 (82)