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Giles right before he fought Noel

== Bio ==

A young boy who has seen the darkness and tasted the fruit of the great beings, this lad is wild and quirky. Befriending him is a surefire way to survive any situation.

As a child, Giles was never the type to play by the rules. His mother, Jesus, gave birth to Giselle in a canal off of 18th street and then ate his penis. Ever since, he has found pleaser in pain and happiness in vaginas.

## Childhood

On a small farm, a witch named Jesus gave birth to a faun and named her Giles. Giles' Father, left his mother because he became versed in dark magic and was the reason for Giles' *disability*. But, luckily, Mr. Vanagten knew of a good witch who was able to separate Giles' *Goat* side from her *Human* side (the goat side later became Pete). Then, the father and witch got married and ran away to Merced California, the center of the Universe and the only place where Jesus's powers could not directly harm them.
Growing up with just his father and lovable stepmother, Giles had a childhood that one could only dream of. In His spare time, when he wasn't running from his mother who could turn into a wolf at will, Giles liked to collect berries and flowers and create natural paints.

Painting helped Giles release stress that built up inside him. Each stroke, each color, each work of art was the embodiment of histrue feelings and carried the weight of his past with them. The beautiful paintings that came to decorate his room and house held energy within them, and would later become the spark for Giles' Art Driven magic.

In his later years of adolescence, Giselle finally succeeded in suppressing his feelings of his mother and finally vanquished his thoughts to the nether realm.

## Coming of Age

Giles, riddled with fear of red meat hisentire life, Giles was beginning to not partake in the activities that he loved the most. No longer was she chugging marinara sauce or spending his nights stealing from the rich and giving to international terrorists. Giles was essentially gone, and he didn't know what to do. But, he knew that he'd soon have to make some changes because if he didn't, he wouldnt survive his teenage years- not without the marinara sauce.

Giles needed answers, he needed to know how to rid himself of his fear of red meat, and the fear of his mother. His father, of course, was no help and even suggested to Giles to go and see a therapist. Giles couldn't see a therapist because the local therapist, the only therapist he could afford, was made out of Shrimps and his office was inside a giant pineapple under the sea.

Finally, when all hope was lost, Gile's Stepmother found him crying face-down inside a big ol' tire. She did not question why Giles was hurting, she knew that his troubles were a heavyweight on his shoulders

. Each day since they left his mother, Giles' Aura had grown black- black with black-tar-heroin- and his stepmother had been secretly working on a potion that would fix everything. But, again, all magic comes with a price, if Giles were to drink the potion and rid herself of his fears, he would have to say goodbye to his bones.

With a heavy heard, and a deep breath, Giles accepted his loss and chugged that potion like it was the last bottle of marinara sauce on the planet. Down down down the liquid went as it dissolved his bones and filled his body with pain and agony. His bones evaporated, and his blood boiled. The pain was so immense that everything that he had once experienced became a dull memory. Monkey bars? Nada... Rich people? Faggot about 'em... the smell of the dumpsters heused to know were becoming a memory of Euphoria.

At the age of 13, Giles ran away leaving his emo phase behind her and so he began the quest to become Steve Jobs. But instead, he found herself at the feet of a man, a man he'd heard of before. The man that his stepmother had seen in one of his late night fever dreams (fun fact: Giles has never had a fever), a prophesized man. Giles knew it was the physical embodiment of the weak force. A man older than time itself. Giles was enslaved.

## Life in the Drama Club

Being the Son of Jesus and the step-son of a witch, Gileshas been known for his knack in the magic arts. But, Giles' magick has only been observed directly through his art. This has lead to many questions by those around Giles concerning if he is in control of her power and if he intentionally imbues his paintings and various artworks in magic on purpose.

After being captured by the vicious Weak Force, Giles was forced to be apart of the El Chapo Drama Club's final year of terror. (The weakforce had previously staged a coup over Julianna and had taken over the drama club with the help of his puppet, the mind melter but did not know that his reign would lead to the downfall) Giles had to handle financial issues pertaining the drama club and was forced to hide his magic abilities.

Many years ago, in a final attempt to cheat his fate, Giles gave himself a stick-and-poke tattoo of the planets and imbued a spell of protection within it so that one day if he were to ever reunite with his twin, Pete, he would be free once more.

Today, Giles has probably forgotten what he previously was and of his old life. He thinks that he is just another teenager attending the school at the center of the Universe.

## Being a Lesbian

### Realizing

Not the most interesting of stories. You see, when a person of Gile's specific caliber discover something about themselves as useful as their sexuality, they often take that part of themselves and shove it deep deep down until there's absolutely no personality left and then one day it pops right back out, not much like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon but more like opening a ring box and an atomic bomb is detonated.

Giles was eating dinner at home, with his fake stepmother and father designed by the Weak Force, and then he blinked. Before he knew it, he was wearing all denim and his long locks became no more than a mullet that seemed to be sentient.

### Becoming the King

Once Giles discovered that he, in-fact, was not the only lesbian, he knew there was something that had to be done. They couldn't just be running around all willy nilly. With no rules. No order. No sense of authority. Giles went outside of his house and hit a high C and he held the note until all of the lesbians on earth bowed down in his direction, the direction of Mekka.