William "Caelan"

William Richard Barnyard is one of the 12 members of the Them group and is one of the 11 who play Biocide's game. The nicknames that William has gone by in the other games are Conan (Game 2), Fionn (Game 3), Cian (Game 4), Mannix (Game 5), Brendan (Game 6), Riagan (Game 7), Barra (Game 8), Caoimhim [Pronounced Kevin] (Game 9), Aidan (Game 10), and Caelan (Game 11).

## Appearance

### General

William/Caelan has black skin and black eyes. He has coily ginger hair and stands at 5 feet 7 inches tall. His blood type is A+, his weight is 142 pounds, his chest size is 38 in (96.52 cm), his magic blood type is Wind and his magic blood percent is 53.76%. His assigned gender at birth was male. His race is Black and his ethnicity is Irish.

### Game 1

William wears a dark purple tee-shirt and ripped blue jeans with a long gray cardigan along with muted green sneakers and black ear gauges. His hair is ginger, short, worn straightened with both sides shaved. He is 5'7 and has the "Cardigan" rotation.

### Game 11

Phase 1 Caelan wears a black hoodie with gray skinny jeans along with knee high black platform sneakers, yellow ear gauges, and a red chain choker. His hair is gray, medium length, worn straightened with the right side shaved. He is later seen without the choker after Bunny broke up with him. He is 5'9 and has the "Hoodie" rotation.

Caelan's choker is sometimes worn and sometimes not, appearing in some panels and then not the next. We can chalk this up to the bug and the fact that Caelan was never supposed to wear a choker in this version of the game. This is also supported by the fact that his Static Head form doesn't even have a neck, so that makes it hard to wear a choker. Caelan also has a slit eyebrow, and he wears make up. Specifically, he wears concealer to cover up his strong natural blush and dark eye bags.

Phase 2 Caelan wears a golden yellow tee-shirt over a purple and black striped long sleeve shirt and gray skinny jeans along with dark gray high top sneakers, a bronze belt with a chain, a black choker, and black ear gauges. His hair is gray, medium length, worn straightened with the right side shaved down. He is later seen wearing a plain black long sleeve in place of the purple and black one. He's 5'7 and has the "Hoodie" rotation.

Caelan is one of the few characters that does loose his outfit quirk.

### Other Games

**Game 2**

Conan wears a blue tee-shirt under a black jacket with dark blue baggy jeans along with golden yellow sneakers, a white ball necklace, two piercings in his lower right ear, and one piercing in his upper left ear. His hair is ginger, short, worn straightened with both sides shaved. He is 5'7 and has the "Necklace" rotation.

**Game 3**

Fionn wears a golden yellow tee-shirt with the Operator Symbol on the chest with dark gray jeans along with dark red platform ankle sneakers, fishnet fingerless gloves on both hands, a belt with a chain, and several piercings in both ears. His hair is black, medium length, worn straightened in a right part with left up swept bangs. He is 5'9 and has the "Gloves" rotation.

**Game 4**

Cian wears a white long sleeve shirt under a dark red pirate-like jacket with yellow trims and cuffed at the elbows with dark gray jeans along with muted blue platform sneakers and a black hair bow. His hair is dark red, medium length, worn naturally in dreadlocks in a low ponytail. He is 5'8 and has the "Bow" rotation.

**Game 5**

Mannix wears a bright blue turtleneck crop top under a dark gray leather jacket with dark blue baggy jeans along with dark gray sneakers, sunglasses, a green bucket hat, and black ear gauges. His hair is ginger, short, worn straightened with both sides shaved. He is 5'7 and has the "Hat" rotation.

**Game 6**

Brendan wears a muted white long sleeve cuffed at the elbows under a dark blue vest with ripped gray skinny jeans along with half length black buckle up boots, a thick black belt with bullets attached, a black leather fingerless glove on his left hand, a dark green armband on his upper left arm, black ear gauges, and several scars all over his body including his face, neck, and arms. His hair is ginger, short, worn straightened and gelled up with shaved sides. He is 5'7 and has the "Cuff" rotation.

**Game 7**

Riagan wears a muted white dress shirt with black dress pants along with dark green dress shoes and black ear gauges. His hair is red-orange-yellow ombre, short, worn straightened with the right side shaved down and left swept bangs that cover his left eye. He is 5'7 and has the "Eye" rotation.

**Game 8**

Barra wears a pastel yellow jumper off the left shoulder with blue cuffed jeans along with purple sneakers, a black choker, and black ear gauges. His hair is dark blue, short, worn straightened in a right part with left swept bangs. He is 5'7 and has the "Oversized" rotation.

**Game 9**

Caoimhim wears a black left sleeved necked crop top with a chest slit with a black shoulder clip on his right shoulder to keep up that side of the shirt and a bright yellow mini wrap skirt over short gray short short (may be his boxers but idk) along with knee high heeled pink sneakers, thigh high white socks, a gray fingerless glove on his left hand, a golden and red arm band on his right arm, and black heart shaped ear gauges. His hair is ginger, medium length, worn straightened in a right part with a piece of his bangs hanging over his face. He is 5'10 and has the "Fem/Masc" rotation.

**Game 10**

Aidan wears a muted green long sleeve under a dark blue coat with a faux white fur collar and dark blue baggy jeans along with dark green sneakers, a Bisexual flag scarf, and black ear gauges. His hair is black, medium length, worn straightened in a left part with the left side being shorter than the right side but not completely shaved down. He is 5'7 and has the "Scarf" rotation.

## Personality

### Game 1

William is pretty much always angry and will yell at anyone in a moment's notice. He never honestly has a reason to be angry, and he is just kinda a bitch. However, when he's not mad, William is very charming and nice, often dishing out compliments left, right, and centre to try and appease those around him and make them like him, which often works. William's extended zodiac sign is Gemries, sign of the savvy, meaning that he is a Derse Dreamer and a hero of Time.

William has the "ASPD" rotation.

*Sims Traits*

**Personality:** Mansion Barron (Business Savy) (Hot Headed, Bookworm, Snob).

**Hobbies:** Likes Fitness, Mixology, Piano, Programming, Rocket Science, Violin, and Writing. Dislikes Comedy, Cooking, Fishing, Gardening, Guitar, Handiness, Mischief, Painting, and Video Games.

**Music:** Likes Alternative, Blues, Classical, Hip-Hop, and Retro. Dislikes Electronica, Kids Radio, Lullabies, Pop, Romance, S-Pop, Spooky, and Winter Holiday.

**Colors:** Likes Black, Brown, Green, Pink, Red, and Yellow. Dislikes Blue, Gray, Orange, Purple, and White.

### Game 11

Caelan is quite lazy and doesn't like to do much of anything at all. He spends the majority of his time in his bedroom either sleeping or watching something on television. He is quite depressed too, which would help explain his disposition to sleeping the days away and doing nothing at all. Although they are usually really calm, sometimes something will set them off and then you have to face his anger, which is only about 10x worse than Bunny's. Caelan, aka: Static Head. Gender: Agender / Orientation: Gay Ace / Typing Quirk: always speaks in full lowercase with no punctuation / He is a Thief of Mind and his extended zodiac is True Libra (Prospit + Mind). Fun Facts!: Physically cannot top & should probably go to anger management.

Caelan has the "PDD" rotation.

*Sims Traits*

**Personality:** Computer Whiz (Quick Learner) (Gloomy, Lazy, Loner).

**Hobbies:** Likes Comedy, Guitar, Mischief, Piano, Programming, Rocket Science, Video Games, and Writing. Dislikes Cooking, Fishing, Fitness, Gardening, Handiness, Mixology, Painting, and Violin.

**Music:** Likes Alternative, Electronica, Hip-Hop, Retro, and Spooky. Dislikes Blues, Classical, Kids Radio, Lullabies, Pop, Romance, S-Pop, and Winter Holiday.

**Colors:** Likes Black, Blue, Brown, Gray, Orange, Red, and Yellow. Dislikes Green, Pink, Purple, and White.

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## Real Life

### Game 1 (True)

[TW/CW: Murder]

William was born on May 29th (Gemini/Gold) to Kory and Colleen Barnyard. William was the third of five born and because of it, was often ignored or treated badly by his family. William was never noticed, never included, and never loved by his family. He was tossed to the side like he was worthless, and this made him very very mad.

William's family was well off, in a nice house in a nice neighbourhood with nice neighbours and a nice life. William was the third born, with one older brother, one older sister, and identical younger twin brother and sister. Everyone in William's family had something that they excelled at, be it piano or cooking or whatever. Everyone, except William. William was the troublemaker of the family, the black sheep, the one who never followed the rules and never did what was expected of him. He would frequently sneak out to go party, skip school, and do other things that were generally frowned upon.

He was also severely bullied at school, not being liked or feared by anyone, and so he was tormented by the other kids for looking the way he did and for doing the things he did. Every single day, this got worse and the hatred that burned in William grew and grew until one day he snapped.

William's father often hunted wild animals and would take the boys, including William, to go hunting with him. Because of this, William knew how to shoot a gun, kill a target, and where his father kept all of the hunting supplies. One night while everyone was sleeping, William crept down to the basement and grabbed several different handguns and ammo for it all, dumping it into his school bag. The next day, William went to school and began killing students, starting with his bullies and working his way around. It wasn't long until people had come and taken away the guns and secured William, who was laughing like a madman because of his kills, and before he knew what was happening he was being taken away.

William managed to plead insanity and was taken off to a psych ward instead of juvie. In the hospital, William met another young girl named Samantha Samson who refused to tell him why she was there, but he didn't really care. The two of them became friends and they spent a lot of time together, until the day that William had had enough and wanted to break out of the ward. That didn't go so well, and the workers took William and strapped him down and shocked him until he stopped screaming. They went a little too far, and William began dying. William didn't know how she did it, but Samantha got into the room and stood beside William and held his hand. She offered him a deal, to take him to a place where nothing like this would happen to him ever again and where he would be saved from death, and of course he took her offer. It was then that Samantha stole his soul and it was from then on that he was forced to play her eternal game.

### Game 11

[CW/TW: Murder]

Caelan was born on May 29th (Gemini/Gold) to Jakob Barnyard and Ashton Franks. Caelan was an only child, and raised by his single mother after his father left when he was 1 1/2 years old. Caelan was a good kid, who abid the rules and followed everything that he was told to do.

One day, however, he got in a fight with his mother and ran away from home. He lived alone on the streets for the next several months, trying to survive, until he met a kind and loving man who took him in under his wing. The two of them became quick friends and Caelan grew to love the man like family. Caelan went with the man everywhere and met his friends and family, introducing Caelan as family rather than a stranger.

Caelan became close to one of the man's cousins, a teenage girl named Samantha Samson, and the two of them became fast friends. Things got a little bit awkward when Samantha told Caelan, a gay guy, that she loved him, but otherwise their friendship was the best of friendships that you could have.

Despite how Caelan's life was turning to the bright side, tragedy would soon strike him. He was walking home from school one day when he came across of white policemen bullying a black policewoman, but not wanting to get in the way of it all, Caelan just turned his eyes away and continued walking faster. However, he somehow drew the attention of the policeofficers and soon enough he was being held at gunpoint by the woman. Caelan could very obviously tell that the woman was being forced to do this and didn't want to, but Caelan still wept and begged for his life, because for once he was finally happy. The policemen, however, didn't care and one, in a moment of brash anger, took the woman's hands and shot Caelan right in the head. He could hear the officer's laughing and screaming at the woman as he laid on the ground bleeding out.

Without knowing how much time passed, Caelan soon felt the warm hands of Samantha as she sat beside him. She offered him a deal, to bring him to a place where he wouldn't die and he could live happily forever without worry of anything like this ever happening again. Caelan obviously took up Samantha's deal and in exchange, Samantha stole his soul and it was from then on that he was forced to play her eternal game.

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## Relationships

### Game 11

Annie: His relaionship with Annie isn't the best. Caelan hates Annie for some unknown reason.

Bunny: His relationship with Bunny was great. The two of them made a lovely couple and they were really happy with each other until Bunny broke up with Caelan. Despite this, Caelan is still in love with Bunny but the two of them are still friends.

Corbin: His relationship with Corbin is a questionable friendship. The two of them seem to get along fine when they interact in a way that doesn't make sense but it works anyways, like lobster and strawberry salad.

Cyrus: His relationship with Cyrus is a strange friendship. Despite the fact that Cyrus is always mean to him, Caelan consiters Cyrus a close friend.

Cyrin: His relationship with Cyrin is pretty much just a mutual hate. Cyrin hates him and he hates Cyrin.

S.P.: His relationship with S.P. is a general friendship. The two of them don't really interact very much outside of their smoking sessions, but they are friends.

Biocide: His relationship with Biocide just a simple friendship. Again, the two of them don't interact outside of their smoking sessions, but they are friends.

Rose: His relationship with Rose is just pure hatred from the moment she showed up. He hates her guts because she stole Bunny from him and he's pissed about that.

Annie: His relationship with Annie is still just him hating her for no reason.

Bunny: His relationship with Bunny is just him feeling sad about Bunny dating Rose, but they're still good friends.

Corbin: His relationship with Corbin is still a weird friendship. I love whatever they have going on.

Cyrus: His relationship with Cyrus is just as it always has been and probably always will be.

Cyrin: His relationship with Cyrin is still mutual hatred towards each other, even more so now that she's trying to kill him.

S.P.: His relationship with S.P. is a lovely little relationship that is . . . way past kid friendly, if you know what I mean.

Biocide: His relationship with Biocide is just him hating her for no reason. Nobody really knows why he hates her, but he does.

Rose: His relationship with Rose is still just him absolutely loathing her guts.

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## 2020 Bug

The 2020 Bug caused a lot of damage to the 2020-21 game session of Game 11 and it screwed up a lot of things, affecting crucial parts of the game and the characters themselves too. Here's how the bug affected Caelan:

1. Caelan

## Trivia

- Caelan is the third member of the Them group. He likes playing video games and sleeping the days away, and they also have something of a minor obsession with Monster, although it's not like they'd ever admit that.

- Caelan's ethereal name is Static Head (in reference to how I see static sometimes when I get a head rush or get very depressed) and his ethereal form is light yellow with dark red cuts all over his legs and lower arms. His head is comprised of a black squiggly line, representing a mess of thoughts, chaotic feelings, or static thoughts.

- Caelan suggested killing ourselves, which is quite obviously a reference towards Caelan's suicidal tendancies (lmao good band)

- Bunny and Caelan are in a normal relationship together. Their ship name was Bunlan.

- Cyrus is a bitch and likes insulting Caelan. Cyrus doesn't really like Caelan at all, but surprisingly Caelan consiters Cyrus a friend to him.

- At least one person, assumedly Caelan, celebrates Halloween.

- The name Pumpkin Head is actually the Halloween version of Caelan's ethereal name, Static Head.

- Caelan can make his eyes bleed black blood, as shown in Pumpkin Head.

- Caelan likes Monster Energy Drinks.

- Because of their reaction, it suggests that Caelan does not remember who Rose is when she was reintroduced.

- Caelan and S.P. often smoke together. While Caelan and S.P. are smoking, you can see that Caelan mainly does meth, but sometimes they switch it up and try other stuff.

- Caelan thought S.P. was a girl, but was very clearly wrong.

- The silhouette murders are actually references to how those three characters died in their past lives. Caelan died due to being shot in the head.

- Caelan was and always has been the third member of the group. Originally he had pale white skin and short shaggy brown hair. He wore more or less the exact clothing he does now, but with a longer hoodie and high-top sneakers that aren't platforms, much like what he wears during the Snap-Mayhem Era. He was also originally white, but I changed that too because I hated the fact that literally everyone was white, so now only two people are white and they are Bunny and Cyrus.

- Caelan's personality really didn't change that much tbh. He's always been angsty and he's always hated everyone for no reason. He's the token emo character with a hatred for living and a passion for being edgy. I think he was originally supposed to be in love with Corbin, but that was scrapped when Corbin's original personality was changed, so yeah.

- The members' personalities were more or less based off of the results due to quizzes from the website ShindanMaker. There were a total of 7 different "quizzes" taken to form each one: Top or Bottom, Sexuality, Babey?, Thicc, Dere, Type, and UwU power. (A DBA Note: I'll try to find the original quizzes that I used, but no guarantees.) These are his results; Top or Bottom: 100% Bottom / Sexuality: Lithsexual Panromantic / Babey?: 39% / Thicc: 40% / Dere: Utsu / Type: Evil Edgy / UwU Power: 999%

- Caelan has always been a bottom and there's nothing you can say that will ever change that. He cannot top. Ever.

- He was originally supposed to be Lithsexual and Panromantic, but I later changed this to Asexual and Androromantic (Gay) because the idea of him being in love with a woman is just icky.

- Caelan is 100% a babey but is -100% thicc. He is a scrawny ass twink bitch and nothing else.

- An Utsudere is someone who is constantly sad and depressed, similar to that of a Shundere but not quite.

- Caelan is attracted to the Evil Edgy people, which is basically Evil and/or Edgy. Bunny is an Evil Edgy character, hence the reason why they ended up together.

- Caelan doesn't have any UwU power. He's more of an OwO type of person if he had to be.