Episode 4

Episode 4, as it's name implies, is the fourth episode of Spin to Win or Lose.

The episode starts with Cody sleeping in a cave. The screen moves to the left a little, and we see Heather telling Sky that Chris was lying about what he said last episode. Sky replies that it's typical of Chris to do that, somewhat annoyed. Chris would then be visible walking around Cody's cave with some lollipops, and would toss a bleach flavored-candy into Izzy's mouth. Izzy would say that it's still candy, and would swallow it, while Cody grows wings. Shortly after, screaming could be heard. Chris, excited, flies over to the screaming. Beardo would crash onto the beach face first with a cast. Chris would get the interns to bring Beardo back to the competition while he's still unconcious. Shortly after, Beardo regains conciousness, screams that he's alive, and says some things about his injuries. Chris tells Beardo that **h e ' l l n e v e r e s c a p e .** Beardo asks him why he can't, but gets no answer. Sky asks what the challenge is, and Chris would spin the Wheel of Doom. Cody would wake up, and fly to the WoD. Chris would say that it's weird, and that they have to grow plants with strange liquids. Chris tells them that they have to grow as many plants as possible in small bottles. Because he's Chris, however, there are some 'surprises' in the bottles. Gwen would dash and then grow some roses. However, the roses would mutate and roar, making Gwen fly up to a tree. Beardo would start growing beans, and then Chris would say that whoever doesn't get injured in any way wins, and that it's an Insanity Ticket challenge. Sky would water some flowers, and feel like nothing's strange. Cody would grow some strawberries, but wouldn't care if they mutate or anything. Gwen would say in the confessional that Heather doesn't stand a change, since she has wings, Cody has a tail and Izzy is a giant. Sky would get annoyed when her flowers shoot the water back at her. Gwen would laugh at the roses, since they don't have wings. However, the roses would start to fly, using its leaves as wings. Cody's strawberry bush would grow legs, and there'd be a giant strawberry on top. Cody would just eat the big strawberry and would enjoy it, until an intern drops a hammer on his head. In confessionals, Sky and Heather would note in the confessional that almost everyone is becoming a mutant. Heather would whisper to Sky that they need to talk strategy, but Sky wouldn't listen, and would try to focus on the challenge instead. Gwen would fly higher to avoid the roses, Izzy would pour toxic waste in her lilacs, Beardo would compliment his beans, but would get attacked by the lilacs. Beardo, angry, would scream that this is why he wants to quit. Gwen would go down and attempt to save Beardo, but would fail. Izzy would ask to keep the lilacs, grinning, while Chris would scream that nobody can quit anymore. Beardo would tell Chris that in Chapter 13, Section 3, Point 11 in the National Hosting Duties that he should be allowed to quit. Chris, angrily, would burn the book. An intern would drop pink glitter over Gwen, and Izzy would dump lava on some flowers. An intern would drop everything pink on Gwen, who would scream and ask how they got a Pink Train Cart. Izzy would continue dumping lava on the flowers, until they gain the ability to shoot lava. Beardo would take out another copy of the National Hosting Duties book, and say Chris' joke 'The good thing about lawyers... they make LOTS of copies.' Gwen would get mad that Beardo stole her and Chris' joke, and Chris would send out his security team on Beardo, who runs away. Chris throws a knife at Beardo's beard, and Gwen would rip it off, and tell him that he has to change his name. Izzy would tell Chef that she has unfinished business with him, and would rip out the fire breathing flower. Gwen would eat the knife, and would call herself a weirdo, but would tell Beardo that he isn't a beardo. Chris would laugh so hard he couldn't breathe, (and as I'm writing this, so am I) and Izzy would spray lava and throw Chef 20 feet away. Cody would get up after his hammer injury and would decapitate the intern that hammered him. Gwen would ask Beardo how it's like, and that he went from Beardo to zero. Izzy would dump acid over the flowers (dear god) and the flowers would turn into a giant monster. Chris would read Chef's mind, and would get so mad that he shoves Chef onto the Spring of Shame and sends him to space. Gwen somehow grows a meatball plant in toxic waste, and creates another Toxic meatball. Chris would accidentally touch the Toxic Meatball, and he'd grow hair. However, his hair would grow *extremely long*. Cody would destroy the meatball plant by throwing it into the ocean, and Chris would trip over his hair. Gwen would be confused, since Chris is already a mutant. Izzy would nuke the flower by using a nuke she got out of nowhere. Gwen would store the meatball in a ringbox, and Chris would spin the WoD again, and would tell Izzy to never think of nuking a flower ever again. Chris would use a chainsaw to cut his excess hair, and it would make the hair look very nice. The Wheel would land on Beardo, so he can't win the IT. Gwen would tell Sky that what Chris said about Heather was true, and that she's just manipulating her. Izzy would dash over and nuke her flowers. Gwen tells Sky that she can give Sky wings, and that she's been in the same season as her, and every time they've been on the same team. Before Gwen could continue, an intern covered in glitter would fall on Gwen, who says that it's better than the train car, but then the train car falls on her, twice as big. The challenge was to eat pistachios with the shells on them, but you're upside down on a tree. Cody, Izzy, Sky and Gwen would start eating the -deez- pistachio **nuts.** In a confessional, Gwen says that Izzy's totally gonna fall, but then Gwen's teeth all fall out. At the end of the challenge, Chris would give the Insanity Ticket to Izzy, for eating the most pistachios. Izzy would say in the confessional that she channeled her 'Inner Owen'. Chris would tell Izzy to get her popcorn out, for the torture devices. Gwen would be stuck in a large box for her punishment. Chris would put Beardo into a cannon which would launch him into another, and then back into the other cannon. Gwen's box would slowly shrink. Cody would have to sit on a rabid bull, which he'd kick with his tail, and would get dragged along with the bull. Chris would tell Heather that it's time to get her head shaved again, and Chef would fire up the chainsaw. Heather would kick the chainsaw into the air, and would get a crazy haircut. Chris would tell Sky that he can't forget her, and put her in a room with anaconda snakes. Sky would ask Chris if he knew what gymnastics are, and Heather instantly looks for a wig. Gwen would try to fly, but would hit her head on the roof, and she'd ask herself why she's so dumb. Giant mayflies would attack Sky, and Chris would ask Izzy if it's fun to see people getting tortured, and Izzy would agree. Beardo would be hiding in the woods, but Chris would find him. Gwen would sigh of relief that it isn't filled with Owen's farts, but Chris would tell Gwen that it's coming right up, as he's chasing Beardo. Beardo would dive into a mud pond, but Chris would get his interns to bring Beardo out of the mud. However, Beardo had climbed away from the mud pond. Gwen would call for Izzy for help, while Cody gets flung off the bull, who runs off to get its friends. Gwen asks hy the box is eating her shoe, and Cody jumped to avoid getting crushed, but lands on the Canadian \*ucking Moose from TDI13. Beardo would be inflating a lifeboat when Chris would notice him and swoop down on him, with mutated interns. Gwen would notice that the box gave back her shoe, and would ask why Sierra's back. Beardo would grab his raft, and attempt to escape. Sierra would tell Gwen that she wanted to stay with Cody, and would punch the meese away. Gwen would tell Sierra to go home, and Beardo would kick Chris' nuts. Chris would say 'Dammit' and would fall into a bush. Cody would laugh when he'd see Chris in a bush, and a shadow would be seen coming out of the water. Izzy would use a catapult to fling Beardo back into the island, but Beardo jumped off the raft, and swam away. However, the shadow would follow Beardo. Gwen would tell Beardo that if your appearence was altered here, you can't leave until you're eliminated, and that he lost his beard twice. She'd continue that only Sky can leave, but who would turn down a million dollars? Not Sky, anyway. Not like she can, because her hair just turned rainbow. Meanwhile, Cody would go to sleep. Gwen would continue that Beardo can't leave Wheel Island because only the Wheel of Doom can eliminate him. The thing in the ocean then revealed itself to be one of Chris' interns. Beardo, after kicking the intern, spins the wheel, but Chris notices that he rigged it. Beardo would tap his head and say that nobody said he can't rig it. Chris tells him that only he can spin the Wheel of Doom, and that it won't work. Beardo, under his breath, asks himself if he's cursed. Suddenly, Kittycat falls from the sky and onto Beardo, blinking her eyes in confusion. Shortly after, Kittyselfie would fall out of the sky, onto, fittingly, Sky. Heather asks Chris what the meaning of this is, and Gwen explains to her that this is why we can get wings and tails and different hair - to avoid quitters. Kittyselfie would ask Chris where they are, and Chris would tell the others that we have new contestants on the Wheel Island. Gwen and Kittycat would say hello to each other, while Beardo asks himself how he's even back here. Gwen would tell everyone that if you are Ezekiel, or if you have a lava rock, you get doomed to lose. A few seconds later, Chris gives everyone a lava rock, and flies away like a maniac. Kittyselfie would throw the lava rock into Hawaii. Beardo would then say that maybe they can join Heather and -turn into Lindsay- get eliminated due to technical difficulties and curse at her. Gwen would tell them that they all can't get 4th place - that's impossible. Kittycat would squint at Beardo and break the fourth wall by asking him if he's just Rusher in disguise. In a confessional, Gwen decides to keep the lava rock until the final four, when she throws it away. Beardo, confused, asks Kittycat what she's talking about, and asks for a lava rock. Gwen reminds Beardo that he already has a lava rock, and Kittyselfie notes that they must be in a different universe. Gwen asks where Sky, Heather, Izzy and Chris are, and Heather, Izzy and Sky just tell her that they're right there. Kittycat breaks the fourth wall again and says that Gwen is just Nousernamesorry in disguise. Izzy would be really confused by that other statement, and Chris would note that Kittycat is crazy. Kittycat's pigtails would be in a mess, and she'd chant 'Pancakes!' Gwen would say that pancakes do sound good. Chris tells them that they can keep Kittycat here for comic relief, although she's crazier than Izzy, Sierra and Heather combined. In a confessional, Gwen says that since Kittycat can leave the island, she knows who to ask to get rid of her lava rock. Kittycat would then talk about something like cake or sweetener or whatever before falling onto the ground. Suddenly, Owen would speed to the island and ask if somebody said cake. Gwen would ask why Owen's here, and then Kittycat would get up from her sugar trauma and ask where Owen came from. Owen would tell her that he couldn't resist the urge, and that he's hungry. Gwen would also ask why the newbies weren't asking about her mutations, but Kittycat would tell her that she expects that the cause is that giant toxic meatball over there. Chris would shriek and fly away when he heard the words 'Toxic Meatball' Beardo would scream to kill it, and Izzy would kill the meatball with a hammer, and then Kittycat would do some handsprings before killing it again with a heavy-dancebag. Gwen tells herself that she should mutate Owen, since the less people that can leave, the better. Chris would then shove Kittycat and Kittyselfie into a chunk of the meatball, and Kittycat would grow wings and cat ears, after screaming. Gwen would tell Kittycat that she looks like her now, and would then look for Owen to give him a lollipop with some toxic meatball inside of it. Kittycat tells Gwen that she's gonna need to get used to the purplish wings she grew. In the distance, Owen would be singing 'Beans, Beans...' but at the last word, Kittycat shuns him. Owen would come over and Gwen would shove the lollipop into his mouth, turning his skin green. Gwen would tell him that now he can't leave, since he's a mutant. Shortly after, Owen would grow cat whiskers. In a confessional, Gwen would say that now nobody can leave without elimination, and she'll know exactly when to remove her lava rock. Chris would try to end the episode, but Kittycat would slap Chris and break the fourth wall (again) and tell him that the episode isn't ending yet, and would throw her lava rock into Gwen's hair. In a confessional, Gwen would tell the viewers that Chris has three planes, the one Izzy and Owen went into in Island, the one from World Tour, and the one carrying all the lava rocks. Gwen then relaxes and says that the plane with the lava rocks isn't gonna just explode, but then explosions can be heard, and all the lava rocks fall on Beardo and Heather. Gwen shows KittyCat the lava rock she has, and Kittycat calls it cool, but won't get rid of hers for her, and would back-handspring into a pit of dance bags. In a confessional, Gwen says that she needs a new plan for the fourth last episode. Kittycat would then leap up and end the episode.