Biclintonasia

## **PREFACE**

**Absolute Nonsense**

A good reason to read Noloch instead, as it has a much better representation of a "united anti-shitford" organization, the "International Security League". Biclintonasia is one of the many things that makes this self-insert fiction in particular rather pathetic. Did I really think that the widespread activist vitriol of the modern liberal coalition would culminate into a silly nationstate that literally eats its own shit and produces Keronian semen for the sake of war? Apparently so.

Biclintonasia, known to its citizens as **The** **Dark Lord's Mighty Realm of Biclintonasia** is a hell-ruled territory governed by none other than Bill himself.

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## Biclintonasia

### Official Language(s)

Japanese, Spanish, Afrikaans, Chinese, Korean, Obamatic, "Angry Gay Noises", Hindu, Hebrew, Arabic, random Quran quotes, random Talmud quotes

## Government

### Legislature

Bill Clinton (and a few Jews) interpreting whispers emitted by a hexagonal-prism altar.

Biclintonasia, **(Japanese: 最高の土地, Korean: 최고의 땅, Chinese: 最好的土地, Afrikaans: Beste Land, Spanish: El mejor país, Hindi/Hindu: सर्वश्रेष्ठ देश, Hebrew: האולטימטום שלנו נגד גויים Arabic: أفضل بلد, Obamatic: ManyGreatCountryAgreeFull, "Angry Gay Noises": YAAAAAAAAAA HEYUUOOO)** is the satanist superstate consisting of what was once Asia (except for Russia, see Orthodox Russia of Christ), the Middle East, South Africa, and South America.

The aspects of Biclintonasia's governmental system are not well known by outsiders. The most information ever provided were audio tapes regarding the inner workings of the country's legislature, which, even then, were recorded illegally according to some law passed by the country. Photos are rarely taken because **all photography is banned** according to numerous reports of photography-prone tourists vanishing, including professional photographers **Rubyn Leimheid** (2021-2041) and **Hans Neimast** (2039-2039), although the deaths are unconfirmed and so is the claim that anti-photography legislature exists.

## **HISTORY**

Biclintonasia was formed on the Eastern edge of Brazil at an unknown date and time. Multiple documents regarding the country's formation and governmental system were leaked to authorities around the world, with all of the documents not only being false but completely inconsistent with eachother. Some folk residing within certain territories reported leaked documents before the supposed "nation of Biclintonasia" had even appeared on the map at all, according to both satellite imagery AND physical visits to the then-unformed territory.

At some point, Biclintonasia began & finished a speedy conquest which involved seizing most of South America, consequently gaining **all** of South & Central America through fearmongering and bomb threats, aside from Mierdaco. All members of the overtaken-countries' press groups were executed a la Mussolini's execution if they refused to keep quiet about the conquest.

Biclintonasia annexed all socialist nation-states following the failed 7-hour war-on-god declared by Bill Clinton, if there were any. The country's press reported there were plenty of obliging countries willing to submit, in order to boost morale for troops and citizens, whether the claim was true or not. Following the supposed annexation, the modern Biclintonasian flag was allegedly decided upon by the Semitic Council according to the country's state press (and numerous international press outlets which were found to be committing treason in connection to the press releases). The claims were later identified as false, although the flag had been transformed into an objectively childish design, which was noticed after trespassing Mierdican cartel members began seeing the flag flown throughout the nation's towns (and soon began beheading Biclintonasian civilians and troops, posting footage of the beheadings on the social-media site GoreFleek because Antifascist troops attempted to seize their pesos).