Ham Sandwich HCs

Here there will be a list of Ham Sandwich headcanons. Mostly shippy, some character-focussed.

## SFW

### Ham Sandwich Relationship Dynamics/General Headcanons

* The anonymous suggestion that started it all (fringeandfur)
* Thoughts on how the relationship works (fringeandfur)
* Ham Sandwich sleeping arrangements (fringeandfur)
* Oh hand holding (officialnoahhawley)
* On Aussie's storytelling (officialnoahhawley)

### Pre-Hammer

* Letters spends a day by herself to get her mind off the Aussie (officialnoahhawley)
* Letters and Aussie bonded over a shared love of telling tall tales (fringeandfur)

### Hammer's Arrival

(aka Hammer getting with Letters or Aussie or both of them separately)

* Hammer being angsty and overdramatic because Letters is still dating the Aussie (391780)
* fringeandfur
	+ Letters helps Hammer stop worrying about being manly all the time
	+ Hammer learns to be less threatened by Letters' independence
	+ Hammer is convinced he can be a better boyfriend to Letters than Aussie is
	+ Hammer wants to get Aussie a present, but doesn't want to make it look like he favors Aussie over anyone else in particular
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Aussie gives Hammer an introduction to the syndicate and evaluates his level of straightness
	+ Hammer, Aussie and “No Homo”
	+ Hammer and Aussie's accent
	+ Aussie is not in his right mind when he meets the twins
	+ Baby it's cold outside
	+ Aussie’s work number is one away from a phone sex line and he answers those calls
	+ Hammer's awful texting etiquette
	+ Hammer needs Aussie to help with his computer
	+ Hammer's birthday song
* Hammer fantasizes about beating up Aussie for getting in the way of him and Letters (trumpetandtrombone)
* Hammer gets Aussie a crappy birthday present (ithinkwehitametaphor)

### Starting the Sandwich

fringeandfur

* Hammer and Aussie's first kiss happens because of a bet
* Numbers finds out about Hamstralian and teases Hammer
* Wrench catches Hammer wearing Letters' underwear
* Wrench and Numbers notice Hammer's started using Australian slang
* Letters says she'll only sleep with Hammer if he sleeps with Aussie first Part 2
* Hammer is startled to find Letters and Aussie come as a package deal
* Hammer wants Letters to himself, but it's not the same without Aussie there

other

* Hammer and Letters and the mechanical bull (trumpetandtrombone)
* Hammer loses a bet and he has to kiss the Aussie (391780)
* Hammer and Aussie sleep together but then Hammer pretends he and Aussie don’t even know each other (391780)
* Hammer and Aussie’s “guys night out” (officialnoahhawley)

### Solidifying the Relationship

* Who said "I love you" first? (fringeandfur)
* Figuring out exclusivity (fringeandfur)
* The ways in which Hammer falls for his partners (fringeandfur)
* Hammer says “I love you” to Aussie while (nearly) sober (trumpetandtrombone)
* The first time Hammer and Aussie realized they had feelings for each other (trumpetandtrombone)

### Early Relationship

* Hammer is worried about Letters going on a solo mission (391780)
* Hammer doesn't know what to get Letters for Valentine's Day Part 2 (fringeandfur)
* Hammer makes a list of hard limits in bed; within 2 months he's changed his mind on almost all of them (fringeandfur)

### Established Relationship

391780

* Aussie gets to go on a job to Comic-con
* Ham sandwich in Vegas [part 1] [part 2]
* Sleeping in a single bed

 fringeandfur

* What Ham Sandwich get up to when left alone at HQ
* Making a bet about finding a fourth
* Letters introduces the boys to her gal pals
* Aussie tries to persuade his partners to go skydiving
* Letters and Hammer insist Aussie goes to see Kangaroo Jack with them
* How Hammer's daddy issues affect his relationship
* Ham Sandwich go camping
* Hammer is competitive but likes seeing his partners succeed too
* Hammer calls someone out on their prejudice and his partners are surprised
* Ham Sandwich and Valentine's Day

trumpetandtrombone

* Ham sandwich and marriage
* Hammer and Aussie get all lovey-dovey but Letters wants to do BDSM
* Ham sandwich finds a ouija board
* Hammer and Vin Diesel

### Domesticities

fringeandfur

* Hammer and Aussie make fun of Letters for wearing frumpy cardigans at home
* Which of them takes longest in the bathroom?
* Affectionately arguing about sports
* Ham Sandwich watch a scary movie
* Ham sandwich keep lube stashed all over their house and vehicles just in case
* Aussie gets a shipment of Australian candy and has to eat it before his partners do
* Hammer and Letters record Aussie talking in his sleep
* Letters is annoyed by the lack of 'his and his and hers' household products
* Letters is a big fan of semi-naked housework
* Aussie ruins hot dog night
* Novelty aprons
* At first Aussie's a bit scared to tell Hammer that Letters is pregnant
* How each of them react to the others trying to cheer them up after a bad day
* A selection of domestic headcanons

### Misc.

fringeandfur

* Hammer, Aussie and Letters' singing voices
* Ham Sandwich's tastes in music
* Halloween costumes
* Sad headcanon about how 2006 turns out for them
* Ham Sandwich and the game of bridge
* Aussie thinks aloud a lot

other/multi

* Workin' the Ham Part 2 Part 3 (trumpetandtrombone and fringeandfur)
* Reality TV marathons and laughing during sex (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Aussie loves Yahtzee (officialnoahhawley)
* Early Letstralian and early Hamstralian (officialnoahhawley)
* Ham Sandwich selfies! (391780)

### Hamstralian

* Birth of Hamstralian (dont-pester-lester, fringeandfur)

fringeandfur

* Thoughts on how Hamstralian works
* Hammer has a bad day, Aussie makes it better Part 2
* Hammer and Aussie's liking for each other started off as friendship
* Aussie likes to stack things on Hammer when he's asleep
* When they're bored at home, Hammer and Aussie compete to make fart noises
* Hammer and Aussie compete to be the most manly
* Hammer realises he has a thing about Australian accents Part 2
* Aussie teases Hammer about the 'princess sleeves' on football jerseys
* Aussie is annoyed by Hammer's choice of ringtone for him
* Hammer and Aussie enjoy a good game of knifey-spoony
* Aussie goes to Texas and sends Hammer pictures of himself in a cowboy outfit (with newtsafe-forwork)
* Aussie makes an effort to hold onto his accent because Hammer finds it adorable
* Aussie goes to prison and Hammer frets about it
* Hammer protests a bit too much about what he does for Aussie
* Hammer ruins into the porn director he used to work with
* Hammer likes to win fights by pinning Aussie with his body weight
* When Hammer finds out about Aussie's sexuality, he feels oddly offended that he isn't hitting on him
* Sleeveless tops

ladydorian

* Obligatory Homestar Runner reference (aka Aussie has computer troubles)

officialnoahhawley

* Hammer and Aussie met when Hammer was a teenager in rural Texas
* Flirty billiards

dont-pester-lester

* Hammer asks Wrench to sub for him on a date with Aussie

### Letstralian

* Letters and Aussie met when they were kids when Letters was vacationing in Australia (391780)
* Letters wakes up with a massive zit on her forehead and Aussie teases her (fringeandfur)
* Letters and Aussie bond through submitting ludicrous confessions to tumblr sites (officialnoahhawley)

### Hamlet

* Hammer buys 50 Shades of Gray for Letters (391780)
* Hammer and Letters met when they were teenagers and reunited as adults (391780)
* Thoughts on how Hammer and Letters' relationship works (fringeandfur)
* Hammer and Letters have a favourite restaurant in Minneapolis (fringeandfur)
* Letters feels guilty for having originally seen Hammer as just a sex object (fringeandfur)
* Hammer always imagined asking a girlfriend's dad for permission to marry, but that won't happen (fringeandfur)
* Hammer smokes a cigar after each hit and Letters joins him (trumpetandtrombone)
* Hammer and Letters and Lady Gaga (officialnoahhawley)

## Work (non-ship) headcanons

* Letters is threatened at work (fringeandfur)

### Ham Sandwich

* Letters' underwear preferences (and what her boys think about it)
* Important Ham Sandwich pubic hair questions
* The boys tag-team in bed
* Hammer adjusts to Aussie being around
* Hammer tries to talk dirty and fails miserably
* Surprise cock at the breakfast table
* The downsides of big dicks
* How their first time together went
* Ham Sandwich shower sex is cramped and complicated Part 2 - sexy geometry (fringeandfur and trumpetandtrombone)
* Hammer gets asked to make a cast of his penis
* Terrifying horse-wang pantaloons (with trumpetandtrombone)

### Hamstralian

* Aussie draws a dick on Hammer's face while he's sleeping, Hammer gets revenge
* Hammer is flattered when Aussie points out he has a big dick
* Hammer finds out that the best way to make Aussie shut up is going down on him
* The first present Aussie ever buys Hammer is somewhat inappropriate
* Hammer and Aussie get drunk and one thing leads to another
* Hammer and Aussie aren't especially keen on butt stuff
* Regarding hot wing-eating contests (ladydorian and fringeandfur)

### Letstralian

* What won't Letters and Aussie do in the bedroom?

### Hamlet

* Letters doesn't expect much from Hammer and is surprised by how keen to please he is