Gillean Spencer

**Gillean** is some guy, but sometimes he is also some girlie

## Appearance & Personality

### Appearance

Guppeta is lanky and zoidular and droopy like a goat. He has the worst posture known to man and always looks scruffy and unkempt. Like the Altoid, he has the starving victorian child look, though to a much lesser degree because he is not typically actually starving. He does not give pathetic stick figure he just gives tall white guy. He has curly dark brown hair and eyes that are a color and a bunch of piercings, and his wardrobe consists mostly of ancient faded t-shirts, jackets, and jeans. He also likes to wear makeup but only his bffsies know this. His eyeballs are naturally droopy and bloodshot so he looks zooted all the time. He is always eating grass, from the ground like a goat. He looks like some guy.
### Personality

Guppeta likes to pretend he is the most normal of his siblings, and like. He is. It is not even close. But he also has his fair share of issues and problems, he's just better at hiding them, from others and from himself. He thinks its normal to have to do breathing exersizes whenever someone opens a door too fast (in Wade Port it probably is), normal in that it is completely not worth mentioning to anyone for any reason ever. Which isn't to say that he's necessarily hiding anything- he overshares about his familial situation quite a lot to his besties- he just neglects the long-lasting emotional trauma aspect of it, because, who cares, right. Not him. He carries a lot of guilt about a lot of things that he very skillfully and gracefully ignores. Generally, he is pretty chill and easy to get along with, though he has a tendency to exaggerate all his emotions because he thinks its funny. Despite happily presenting himself as stupid and dopey, he is actually surprisingly smart and rational when it comes to certain matters. Things like planning and logistics, that Do Not involve emotional intelligence. He craves close and honest connections with others but isn't sure how to get them or what to do once he has them, but he loves his bffsies even more because of this for tolerating him.
## Relations

* Family
* Other

**Nancy Spencer** [Mother]

* Gillean would love to say he misses his mother, but she passed so soon after his birth that he kind of feels nothing towards her. Maybe he's bitter that she had to die and leave him and his siblings with Boris.. But that's just another reason he doesn't think about her.

* yeah

* Guppeta loves his homie Nelson for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. He trusts them more than anyone, tells them literally everything except for the hard stuff like how much he actually appreciates everything they've done for him, and how sorry he is they had to take on that role in the first place. He practices talking about his feelings to them over smokes, which is funny considering Nelson is the least emotionally available person on the planet, but they make an exception for Guppeta. He wishes they could've had a more normal sibling relationship- he misses playing D&D with them and just, hanging out without it making them both sad. But he loves them regardless. He often asks them for fashion advice just to see what kind of abomination they come up with. He thinks their social and emotional inept-ness is hilarious.

* Guppeta pretends that Alto is an obnoxious, annoying, embarrassing pest who he does not like. And she is- he will never deny that she is. But he is fond of her anyways, secretly. Or he wants to be. He is more fond of the idea of her- an annoying little sister. Except she's not his sister and he feels bad for thinking she's annoying (and she's older than him but no one believes her). In reality she mostly makes him sad. He wishes she hadn't had to bear the brunt of Boris's hatred and that she didn't seek company and validation through The Catholic Church of all places and that she wasn't so passive and pathetic while also being unbearable to be around. There's a lot he wishes he could bond with her over, either their similar interests or similar emotional issues or similar Obvious Queerness, but doesn't really know how to go about it. She makes him feel guilty, which he doesn't like, so he's mostly opted to leave her alone. Regrettably. Maybe not regrettably. She is very annoying. He misses when they were little and got along better and trusted each other, but he changed in ways that she couldn't, so he tells himself its for the better that they've grown apart. Despite it all he still gives her terrible dating advice for her ungodly obvious girlcrushes because he thinks its funny.

* gay bestie

* gay bestie

* gay bestie

* fred+zit

* fred

* Guppeta thinks she is weird as hell and wishes Alto would've chosen to be madly in love with any other woman on this earth. He keeps telling Alto to make a move on her and unleash her inner alpha so Faith will get freaked out and stop fucking tolerating her but Alto just says that sounds gay and hasn't fallen for it yet. But he will keep trying.

* He is pretending he doesn't know why Sai suddenly attached to him in the group chat cause he does not want to deal with that at all even a little bit. Sorry saigon

* He hates all of these people. Why do they exist. He hasn't had much trouble with them personally, but many people close to him have, and also he wants to be gnc in public but he can't. He hates!!!!!! the car guys and bitches.

## other shit who care

* Guppeta goes by millions of nicknames and rarely is referred to by his real name. Which is Gillean Ulfric Penrod Spencer.
	+ Speaking of Gillean Ulfric Penrod Spencer, Guppeta and Nelson both played a D&D campaign with characters named after their initials, an iconic teifling-tabaxi hybrid that somehow looked like a goat named Guppet, and an orc named Nyr (Alto wasn't allowed into their campaign because she's annoying and her initials are ass). Guppet and its offshoots as nicknames stuck, forever.
* He has interests in makeup artistry and, surprisingly enough, engineering. The warrior cat gene skipped over him, but he does have the roleplaying gene, which manifests as being a D&D girlie. He also likes old video games and comics, and Smoaking Wead Wtih His Bestes.
* He likes goats in the same way that Alto likes cats but he is less obnoxious about it. He was in the process of adopting an entire baby goat he was going to name Baby Guppeta shortly before Boris had to sell the house. He will never be over this