Bill Parker

This article is about the character for other uses see Bill (disambiguation).

### Alias(es)

William, Bill, Harley, Billy, MC BP, Kid, Asshole, Punk Ass, Thick Shady, Eric Cartman, Moana, Nasty Little Creature, Nasty Nasty Little Boy, Shopbitch, Son Of Satan, Devil's Child, Robocop

## Relationships

### Relatives

Dylan Parker (father)Polly Parker (mother)

James Parker (cousin)

Alexander Reynolds (uncle)

Frank Reynolds (uncle)

Noah Parker (uncle)

Grace Miles (aunt)

Ted Parker (grandfather)

Bill Parker Jr. (older son)

Aaron Parker (son)

Owen Parker (uncle)

Stuart Parker (grandfather)

Andrew Reynolds (grandfather)

Kandi Parker (grandmother)

Claire Reynolds (grandmother)

### Friends

Calvin, Sally, Sam, Charlie, Stephanie, James, Jamie, Denzel, John, Lucy, Stacey, Janice, Kelly, William, Jade, Darren (sometimes), Dylan (sometimes)

### Enemies

Peter, Daniel, The Western Murderer, Darren (sometimes), Dylan (sometimes)

### Relationship(s)

Stephanie Robinson (girlfriend)Maisie Fitzgerald (ex-girlfriend)

Brittany (ex-girlfriend)

Veronica (ex-girlfriend)

Scarlett (ex-girlfriend)

Helen (ex-girlfriend)

Janice Edwards (former attraction)

Elizabeth Jones (one night stand)

Many Ex-Girlfriends

## Appearances

### First Appearance

Unaired Pilot (unofficial)Pilot (official)

### Seasons

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18

**William ''Bill'' Harley Parker** also known as **Bill Parker** is one of the two main protagonists in Puppet Stories (the other being Calvin) he is voiced by Sam Djan.

He is one of the four main protagonists in the series its five spin-offs Puppet Stories Shorts, Puppet Stories Adverts, Conversations with Puppet Stories, Ask Puppet Stories, Puppet Stories Chronicles and its sequel series Puppet Stories is Back. He is also the main protagonist in his film of the same name, as well as the film series, specials, shorts and spin-offs.

He is the only son of Dylan and Polly, James's cousin, Calvin's best friend, Sally and Sam's good friends, His two sons Aaron, Junior and his love interest Stephanie.

Bill has received critical acclaim and is generally considered to be a fan favourite and the heart of the series he is the most recognizable and influential character in the series as well as the Puppet Verse. However his actions have received criticism.

## Early Life

Bill was born on April 9, 1992 he was raised by Dylan and Polly he moves out when he was in university. He has a mental disorder and Asperger syndrome with makes him destroy items, get angry, shout and swear he had lots of illness.

## Physical Appearance

Bill has peach skin he has black hair and wears a red long sleeve t-shirt, blue jeans and red trainers.

## Later Years

Bill goes to The University along with Calvin, Sally and Sam and lives with in an apartment with Calvin Richardson. He had a girlfriend called Maisie the two had a child called Aaron Parker they broke up and Aaron lives with Maisie he has a big crush on Stephanie.

## Equipment

* **Bow and Arrow**
	+ Bill owns a Bow and Arrow that he uses to do archery he uses it to fight enemies and sometimes used it during battles.
* **Sticky Rope**
	+ Bill owns a 20 feet tall red rope which is sticky and unbreakable a fan sent it to him he uses it to fight threats and enemies. It was destroyed in Puppet Stories The Movie but is was replaced with a new one.

* **Lightsaber**
	+ Bill owns a Luke Skywalker lightsaber he sometimes uses it for lightsaber battles and fight enemies.
* **Laser Pointer**
	+ Bill owns a red laser pointer that he used to fight enemies he does use it in battles he most famously used it to fight Calvin along with his laser pointer in Calvin and Bill: Battle War.
* **Bill's Car**
	+ Bill has a red car it closely resembles a 2015 Mercedes Benz C-Class. it was destroyed By Dylan but it was replaced with a new one which was the same one he had before.

## Abilities

* **Hand to Hand Combatant**
* **Sticky Rope Mastery**

## Personality

Bill can be dim-witted, dumb, unintelligent, greedy, mean and selfish at times. He can be also be lazy and manipulative. There has been times where he has been nice and kind. He is surprisingly brilliant when building things such as Lego City and The Time Machine.

Bill is smarter by his cooking, vocabulary and skills. He does have fear things such as spiders Bill can be spoilt at times just to get what he wants at times.

He is often good at fighting people and villains Bill is very protective of his loved ones and sometimes over-protective. Bill can get angry, abusive and destroy people's belongings due to his disorder.

Bill is obsessed with sex and has had many girlfriends who have only appeared once besides Maisie, Veronica, Stephanie, Brittany, Scarlet, Helen and Elizabeth who have appeared in more episodes. He has a wild sex drive in which he has engaged frequently in one-night-stands, prostitutes, causal sex and long term relationships he always discuss his sex life to people.

In earlier seasons Bill was more dim-witted, selfish, rude and annoying but in later seasons Bill is mature but he sill remains childish. In Season 1, Bill was more selfish mainly towards Calvin and was too cool for school. However Sam Djan decided to go into a different direction with Bill in Season 2 and give him a more caring personality to Calvin.

Bill is disliked by many characters but he has a strong fanbase. He is usually criticised for his crimes and attitude towards other people. He is good at football, basketball, bowling and is a good rapper and has a name called MC BP. He also has a YouTube channel called The Real Bill Parker he has over 12 million subscribers and has the most in the university.

## Appearances

Main article: Bill Parker/Appearances

Bill has appeared in every episode even though he is the protagonist there has been some episodes where he wasn't a main character.

## Notable Episodes

These episodes are Bill-centric or are otherwise very informative about his life.

## Education

Bill is went to Primary School and Secondary School he is currently at The University studying Media and other subjects.

## Likes and Dislikes

### Likes

* Video Games
* YouTube
* Basketball
* Yogurt
* Pizza Toast
* Pizza
* Epic Burger
* Money
* Sticky Rope
* McDonalds
* Pizza Hut
* Burger King
* PlayStation 5
* Apple Inc.
* Shark Riding
* Spider-Man
* Star Wars
* Football
* DC
* Marvel
* PlayStation
* Movies
* Music
* Dragonball
* Pokémon
* Social Saturday
* Rapping
* Harry Potter

### Dislikes

* Daniel
* Jeremy
* Homework
* School
* Samsung
* Teachers
* Pickles
* Sardine Burgers
* Xbox
* Spiders
* Politics
* Donald Trump
* Logan Paul
* Jake Paul
* Styrofoam
* Banana

## Family

Main article: List of Families

* **Dylan Parker** **(father)**
* **Polly Parker** **(mother)**
* **James Parker** **(cousin)**
* **Kandi Parker (grandmother)**
* **Claire Reynolds (grandmother)**
* **Stuart Parker (grandfather)**
* **Andrew Reynolds (grandfather)**
* **Ben Parker (uncle)**
* **Owen Parker (uncle)**
* **Alexander Reynolds (uncle)**
* **Frank Reynolds (uncle)**
* **Grace Reynolds-Miles (aunt)**
* **Bill Parker Jr. (older son)**
* **Aaron Parker (son)**

## Relationships

* Bill and Calvin
* Bill and Sally
* Bill and Sam
* Bill and Stephanie
* Bill and Maisie
* Bill and Janice
* Bill and Kelly
* Bill and Charlie
* Bill and James
* Bill and Louise
* Bill and Aaron

## Other Relationships

* Bill and Denzel
* Bill and Darren
* Bill and Gwen
* Bill and Stacy
* Bill and Jeremy
* Bill and Daniel
* Bill and Alissa
* Bill and Timmy
* Bill and Principal Taylor

## Quotes

* I didn't do anything (catchphrase)
* Remaking Time
* Hey girl
* What's up my little centipede
* Fruit Loop
* That is Fire
* Betas
* You Fangirls
* Are You Serious
* Yo Essex
* Oi Oi
* I Don't Need It
* Hey Sir
* Hey Miss
* Hey Calvin, Hey Calvin, Hey Calvin
* No
* Dame Right
* Somalia
* Whoa Baby
* Yeah Shanty
* Academic
* Hey girl
* What's up my little centipede
* Do you like toilet paper
* God dame
* One day it will
* Nobody gives a F what you want

## Trivia

* He is the most profane character in the series.
* He is the most sexually active person in the group.
* He is the only student at the University with a child.
* Bill is the most popular and the most recognisable character in the series.
* Bill has manipulated every Main and Supporting character in the series.
* Bill has a fear of spiders.
* Bill has died forty times in the series
* Bill has committed the most crimes that any character.
* Bill has been arrested four times first was Secret Recipe Thief, second was Meeting a Psychiatrist though it was a story, third was First Day of Term and fourth was Jail Training.
* He's one of the three male characters to appear in every episode the others being Calvin and Sam.
* Bill has had many girlfriends during the series.
* Bill has the most YouTube subscribers than any other character.
* In The Pancake Rises Bill reveals he lost his virginity to Elizabeth Jones.
* Bill is the shortest person in the group.
* Bill is the second oldest person in the group after Calvin.
* Bill was attempted to be assassinated by Klaus Vernon however he survived the attack.
* Bill has kissed Calvin, Sam, Charlie, James and Denzel however he does not consider himself gay.
* Bill was originally suppose to have Autism however Sam Djan changed it to a Mental Disorder to make it to fit the story.
* Bill suffers from an anger problem, mental disorder and Asperger syndrome.