Cold Ramen: S01E02

Support Box: Teens with Attitude is the second episode overall of the Cold Ramen series. It was released March 3rd 2019. The episode revolves around Julius, Zack, and Cloud following Bane to Fronku City to stop another one of his evil plans, then starring on the show Support Box with Support Box and Question Box. This episode takes place on the first year of The Modern Times.

Julius, Zack, and Cloud travel to Fronku City to foil Bane's plans, then meet Support Box and Question Box.

### Next Episode

 Fantasy Battle Match-ups: Clocko and Julius vs. Zack and Cloud

## The Episode

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF SUPPORT BOX, THE SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SUPPORT BOX!!!

*the audience cheers for question box*

AND NOW

BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME

ITS THE MAN

THE MYTH

THE LEGEND

GIVE IT UP FOR SUPPORT BOOOOOOOX!!!!!!

*the audience cheers even more for support box, panties being thrown onstage*

YEAH THATS RIGHT BABY IM BACK

ITS ME

SUPPORT BOX!!!!!!!

*the audience loses it, screaming and cheering so loud dust from the ceiling of the building falls onto the stage.*

ALRIGHT, BOII!!!! LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE QUESTIONS! FIRST OFF, HOW WAS PRISON? I HEARD YOU MET QUITE A FEW INTERESTING CHARACTERS

QUESTION BOX QUESTION BOX QUESTION BOX

THE AUDIENCE DIDN'T COME TO HEAR ABOUT MY LIFE IN JAIL

THEY CAME TO SEE ME

SUPPORT BOX!!!!!

*the audience goes fuckin apeshit and one audience member has to be carried away because he screamed so hard he coughed up blood*

FAIR ENOUGH, BOSS!! HOW ABOUT THAT STRAPPING BULL, WHATS THE STORY WITH HIM

WHAT DID THAT LIL WHORE BULLO TELL YOU

KNOW WHAT

IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HES IN JAIL FOR LIFE NOW

what was he in for anyway boss

i dont know something about him squeezing his asscheeks so hard during sex he ripped off his partner's dick

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THAT SOUNDS PRETTY BRUTAL

I KNOW RIGHT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A CRIME

ALRIGHT GUYS WERE GONNA GO ON A COMMERCIAL BREAK BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME REAL QUESTIONS FOR SUPPORT BOX, SO STAY TUN-

suddenly a wall of the building explodes and a man is thrown through the hole

WHAT THE FUCK QUESTION COCKO I SAID NO MORE GUEST STARS

I DIDNT BRING ANY GUESTS I SWEAR

the man got up, dusted himself off and threw a ball of energy at the wall, creating another hole, then ran through it

*the audience stood there dumbfounded before screaming and cheering*

WHATEVER IT IS THEY LOVE IT BOSS

question box points to a cameraman

KEEP THAT CAMERA ON, WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE TO SEE WHATS GOING ON

but uh sir the commercials

THE COMMERCIALS CAN WAIT, LETS GO!!!

support box, question box, and the cameraman run through the hole in the wall

IT SEEMS THAT THREE ANIME ASS WEABOOS ARE LOCKED IN COMBAT WITH SOME GUY! ON OUR PROPERTY!

QUESTION BOX I SMELL A LAWSUIT

the fight was soon over and the man flew away

YOU BETTER RUN BANE, THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DEALING WITH JULIUS VLADMIRE!

Julius, did you need to add your name to that? Now everyone knows we're here.

Nobody knows us in the first place, Zack. Where are we anyway?

No clue. Any ideas, Cloud?

Cloud looked around and saw the cameraman

Hey, do you know where this place is?

support box got in front of the cameraman

YOU'RE ON MY PROPERTY YOU FOX NEWS LARRY KING MOTHERFUCKERS

Julius piped up

HEY WAIT A MINUTE I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE

ITS SUPPORT BOX!!!!

Who?

SUPPORT BOX, THE TV LEGEND!!!! WAIT ARE WE ON THE FILMING SET?

NO SHIT I WAS JUST RECORDING AN EPISODE WHEN YOUR FRIEND BLEW A HOLE THROUGH MY WALL

TWICE!

WE ARE SO SORRY SUPPORT BOX WE'LL GO RIGHT AWAY

Zack looked at Julius, confused

Julius, do you remember why we're here? Bane.

Bane ran off, anyway, no point sticking around.

question box chimed in now.

HOLD ON A SECOND, FRIENDS!!

BOSS MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?

question box drags support box behind the building

boss what do you think you're doing?

IM NOT LETTING THOSE WEEABOOS RUN ME OUT OF MY STUDIO QUESTION BOX

ALREADY HAD ONE RUN ME OUT

DIDNT LIKE IT

yeah but boss the audience loves those kids

question box pointed outside, where the heroes were surrounded by the studio audience, who left the set to look at them outside

we could use the ratings, so why don't we let them hang out for a few days, show them a good time with hollywood's finest, then when people get tired of them, kick them out

alright question box alright thats a good idea

BUT I SWEAR

IF THEY FUCK A SINGLE BODY PILLOW OR FRAME ME FOR MURDER, IM CALLING THE COPS

support box and question box went back to julius, zack, and cloud

HEY GUYS, ITS ME

SUPPORT BOX

WE DECIDED TO NOT PRESS CHARGES FOR RUINING MY MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR WALL

INSTEAD, IM GONNA LET YOU HANG OUT WITH THE SUPPORT BOX CREW ON A NEW EPISODE OF SUPPORT BOX!

NOW LETS GIVE IT UP FOR THE UH

RANDOM COCKOS!!!!

*the crowd cheered for the heroes*

Julius laughed triumphantly

HELL YEAH

PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE GONNA KNOW OUR NAMES

QUESTION BOX LETS GIVE THEM A TOUR AROUND THE STUDIOS BEFORE WE COME BACK FROM COMMERCIALS

support box led the four through the wall they made and around the building

Zack looked at Julius

How is this supposed to help us find Bane?

We don't have a clue where he is, Zack, unless you wanna scour all of this city for him?

Zack opened his mouth and Julius stopped him

Don't even answer, I know you want to do that. Bane teleported to this set for a reason, so what he wants is around here. We hang around with these guys for a bit, then we look for Bane. How does that sound, guys?

Cloud nodded

Sounds like a plan to me. These box guys seem pretty funny.

Zack also nodded

That actually sounds like a decent plan, Julius.

Julius sped up to get next to Support Box

IM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN, SUPPORT BOX

WHEN YOU SAID FISTBUMP YOUR TV IF WE THOUGHT YOUR JOKE WAS FUNNY, I DID IT

I FISTBUMPED IT

HAHAHAHAHA

I KNEW AT LEAST ONE PERSON WOULD DO IT, DIDN'T I QUESTION BOX

yeah but i mean you were locked up

I WAS RIGHT, THOUGH

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL

I PEGGED YOU GUYS FOR ANOTHER GROUP OF WEEABOOS WHO WOULD TRY TO STEAL MY SHOW

Julius turned to Support Box

LIKE THAT OBESE PIECE OF SHIT EARL?

YEAH, BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT HIM ANYMORE

WHERE IS HE ANYWAY? GETTING A TRAIN RUN ON HIM IN JAIL?

NAH HE HAS A FATE WORST THAN DEATH

we took his body pillow away

...

BRUTAL

outside, bane was walking through alleyways to avoid detection

...How did they follow me here? Could they be on to my plan?

As he enter another alleyway, he tripped over a large garbage bag left in the middle of the sidewalk

LEAVE ME ALONE CANT YOU SEE THAT IVE BEEN IN ENOUGH PAIN ALREADY

Bane got up and looked around

Who said that?

LOOK DOWN HERE YOU SUPPORT CRACK HEAD you know what forget it

Bane looked down and saw that what he tripped on wasn't a garbage bag at all, but a morbidly obese manchild

What kind of abomination are you?

MY NAME IS EARL AND I HAD IT ALLL

A TV SHOW

A SUPER HOT WAIFU

I FUCKED HER SO MANY TIMES SHE STOOD UP ON HER OWN

OOHH BABY SHE COULD TAKE IT ALL NIGHT

earl began to drool

Ok.....I have to get going

DONT LEAVE ME IM SO LONELY

I HAVENT FELT THE EMBRACE OF MY WAIFU FOR 2 DAYS AND ITS DRIVING ME MAD

CURSE YOU SUPPORT COCCKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Bane perked up.

Wait, you know about Support Box?

YEAH HES THE ONE WHO LEFT ME LIKE THIS

There there, Earl. I can help you.

Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU CAN?

I can, but I need you to do something for me, Earl.

ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET BACK WITH MY BELOVED WAIFU

That's what I expected. Come, walk with me.

earl tried to get up but he had become so fat he couldn't get up

UHHHHHH

HELP?

Bane sighed and pointed at him. Black energy surrounded Earl and he levitated off the ground. Bane quickly dropped him however, sweat dripping off his face.

CAN I GO HIGHER?

no, but you can go get some vegetables, you fat piece of shit

what?

Nothing, let's get going.

Bane and Earl began to walk and start a conversation

Back at the set of Support Box, the heroes and Question Box were all seated and ready to begin broadcasting.

WE'RE BACK FOLKS AND WE BROUGHT THREE SPECIAL GUESTS

GIVE IT UP FOR

JULIUS, ZACK, AND CLOUD!!!!

*the audience cheered for them*

Julius got up to wave to the audience, so did Cloud

Zack stayed in his seat and looked around

WELCOME TO THE SET FELLAS, GLAD TO HAVE YOU

AND NOW, FOR SUPPORT BOX!!!

support box entered and took a seat as well

*the audience screeched like howler monkeys and threw their undergarments at him again*

WE GOT A FULL HOUSE, BABY!!!!!

ALRIGHT LETS GET ON TO THE QUESTIONS

FIRST OFF, WHO ARE YOU THREE REALLY? WE KNOW YOUR NAMES AND SOME OF US HAVE PEGGED YOU AS WEEABOOS

PROVE US WRONG!

Julius answered the question

Well, I wouldn't call us defenders of Earth, but we're basically superheroes.

THEN DO YOU MIND SHOWING US AN EXAMPLE OF YOU POWERS?

Julius got up and turns to the audience

*the audience leaned at the edge of their seats in anticipation*

After a moment, he fired an ice beam at the ceiling and spelled out his name

*the audience whooped and cheered*

ALRIGHT CLOUD, NOW ITS YOUR TURN!

Cloud's eyes began to glow pink and the unused chairs around the stage levitated in the air

*the audience oohed and ahhed in amazement*

ZACK YOU'RE UP, SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT

Ah, what the hell. Let's do this.

Zack got up and concentrated. Suddenly, the wall exploded again, creating yet another hole

support box also got up

GOD DAMMIT I JUST CALLED THE CONTRACTORS AND SETTLED THE FEES

IS YOUR POWER THE ABILITY TO IRREVOCABLY DESTROY MY STUFF?

...That wasn't me.

THEN WHO IS IT THIS TIME??

Bane entered through the hole

Zack looked to Julius and Cloud.

Bane.

Julius and Cloud nodded.

AND INTRODUCING

THE CHAMP

EARL!

earl entered through the hole

*the audience booed at Earl and threw their trash at him*

HEY U GAIS STOP IT

ITS ME

EARL

WHERE DID THE LOVE GO

Bane fired a shadow ball at the crowd, injuring some of them and creating a panic

HEY HEY HEY NOT ON STUDIO GROUNDS

Don't worry, Support Box, we'll take it outside!

Julius blasted Bane with an ice beam and sent him through the hole he made.

All three of the heroes ran outside to fight Bane

THANK YOU

NOW BACK TO THE QUESTIONS

NOT SO FAST SUPPORT COCK

earl was standing behind support box and question box

WITH A GUN!!!!

EARL PUT THAT DOWN

THAT ISNT A PIECE OF CANDY

SHUT UP SUPPORT BAWKS

IM GONNA KILL YOU THEN TAKE OVER YOUR SHOW

AGAIN

THEN I'M GONNA GET MY WAIFU AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER

AWWW YEAH WAIFU BABY!~

SHUT UP EARL THAT'S MY MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

hey boss i got an idea

im all ears question buck

question box whipped out

WAIFU D. THOT

QUESTION BOX THATS MY ohhh i see

earl dropped the gun

WAIFU BABY~???

question box threw the pillow at earl and he caught it

OHHHH BABY ITS BEEN SO LONG

WHATS THAT, YOU WANNA DO THE DIRTY?? RIGHT HERE ON THE SET? KINKY~~~!!

NOW SUPPORT BOX, THE GUN!!!

BEFORE HE RUINS THE STAGE

SUPPORT BOX GRABS THE GUN AND AIMS IT AT EARL!!!

OK YOU FAT FUCK DROP MY MOM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO CURSE MY LUST

earl dropped the body pillow

NICE WORK QUESTION BOX

thanks boss, now if you need me

im gonna go wash my hands

that damn body pillow felt like a wet sponge

Outside, Bane had managed to take care of Julius and Cloud, leaving only Zack remaining against Bane.

Bane, why are you even here?

Zack sent crystals flying at Bane.

I have my reasons, Zack.

He destroyed each one with a shadow ball, then sent another at Zack

Zack got hit and fell down, defeated

You're strong, Zack, but not strong enough. Say your prayers!

Behind Bane, Support Box was rolling Earl out the hole. He pointed at Cloud, then Earl, then Bane

Cloud nodded and Earl began to levitate off the ground

Bane was about to fire a finishing shadow ball at Zack

HRRRGGHHH TAKE THIS BANE

Cloud used his telekinesis to throw Earl at Bane, who was immediately crushed by the weight.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

Julius, Zack, and Cloud got up

SUPPORT BOX YOU SAVED US!!!!

YOU KNOW IT

question box came out of the building

i guess you could say

THAT THE WEIGHT IS OVER

everyone stared at question box

no, you can't say that, question box

YOU JUST CAN'T

Later on, the heroes gathered, tied up a now unconscious Bane and were ready to go. The police were at the studio as well to arrest Earl. Everyone was outside, including the audience. The sun was starting to set.

question box looked at Zack, Julius, and Cloud

you guys sure you don't want to stay in Fronku City? we could make you big in the industry!

YEAH I MEAN EVERYONE'S STILL IN THE SUPERHERO AND ANIME CRAZE

YOU GUYS ARE BOTH

Julius shrugged

It would be nice, but like I said, we defend the Earth.

Zack smiled a bit.

well, you're always welcome here

come back anytime

Julius, Cloud and Zack said their goodbyes.

See ya, Support Box!

Keep it real, box bois!

It was nice meeting you guys.

Cloud began to channel his energy so he could teleport them back to Fowler City.

Y'know, Zack, we never really did find out why Bane came here.

I know, Cloud. Probably for a very stupid reason.

Zack then picked up Bane and carried him over his shoulder, then he and Julius put their hands on Cloud, who teleported them out of Fronku City and back to Fowler City.

TO BE HONEST, BOSS, THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD EPISODE!

YOU SAID IT, QUESTION BOX

IM BACK BABY

IM BACK!!!

suddenly, the wall that had so many holes created in it finally collapsed, thus causing half the Support Box building to cave in on itself and be destroyed

MY STAGE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

support box began to cry

ON LIVE TELEVISION!

WELL UH, THIS HAS BEEN A SURPRISING EPISODE OF SUPPORT BOX

I'M YOUR CO-HOST, QUESTION BOX AND WE'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK

ᵍᵒᵈ ᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵇᵒˣ ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ

## Trivia

* Julius fist bumping his TV was a reference to Box's Big Break (Part 1) when Support Box said to do so if the viewer thought his joke was funny.