Genji Monogatari (Song)

Genji Monogatari *(**Ja**: 源氏物語, **En**: Genji Story)* is a song performed by Hotaru from 8/pLanet!!.

This song was added to the game on August 8, 2017 for the Genji Monogatari event and the full version was released on August 23, 2017.
When the event ended, it was added to the limited songs roster (it can be played on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays).

## Lyrics

* Japanese
* Romaji
* English Translation
#### Japanese

【でむぱ　ぱぱぱぱぱ　パピプペポ！

パスタ　パクパク　パイパクチー!

ピコピコ動画で　でむぱ　ピピピ！

ぷにッとほっぺた！ぷぷんぷーん！

ぺぺぺ　ペンギン　ペタペタペッタン

ポップ　ステップ　ジャンプでポイッと】

『しぇしぇーさっさと準備してよね

それじゃーみんあで here we go！』

超絶マイペース

宿題？何それ美味しいの？

勉強も甘いものも得意じゃないケド、ドドドド！

“自宅警備”おーるおっけい！

ダダダダ大の大得意☆

そうだ！仮病でおやすみだッ！

そんなのチート！ハイ論破！

「ふにー！ピコピコ動画の再生数が増えたktkr！

あっやば、昨日の宿題やってない！

また彩芽先輩に怒られるぅ～…

こ、このままだと…ふにーたーだよぉ～ふにぃ～！

あ、そうだ♪メイちゃんに写させてもらおっと！うししししっ

ん？なに？ヲタクで何が悪いのよ。

アンタもきっと何かしらのヲタクなのよ・

人類　誰しもがヲタクなのよ！」

『おマヌケしぇんしぇー

しぇんしぇーしょん！』

超絶マイペース

インドア最高！楽しいもん♪

パクチーはクセがあるけどそこが良いトコでしょ！？…

“これが個性-アタシ-”源氏ほたる！

ゆるゆるゆらりゆるゆらり☆

そうだ！仮病でお昼寝だッ！

そんなのチート！ハイ論破！

『ゆきなちゃん、あんなに甘いもの食べて気持ち悪くならないのかしら…うっ…あたしが具合悪くなってきた…

え？仮病じゃないわよ。

…鈴音チャンは相変わらずおっとりしてて見てるだけで眠気MAX…ふぁ～ぁ、、

喋るのも飽きて疲れてきたし…もう寝ようかな。。。

もぉやーめた！3度の飯より昼寝よね。

そんじゃ、おやすみ～～…むにゃむにゃ…zZZ。。にゃにゃ!にゃにゃにゃにゃにゃ!』

超絶マイペース

宿題？何それ美味しいの？

勉強も甘いものも得意じゃないケド、ドドドド！

超絶マイペース

宿題？何それ美味しいの？

勉強も甘いものも得意じゃないケド、ドドドド！

“自宅警備”おーるおっけい！

ダダダダ大の大得意☆

そうだ！仮病でおやすみだッ！

そんなのチート！ハイ論破！

『はい拍手っ８８８８～』

#### Romaji

【denpa-papapapapa papipupepo!

pasuta pakupaku paipakuchii!

piko piko douga de denpa pipipi!

puni to hoppeta! pupunpun!

pepepe-pengin peta-peta-pettan

poppu suteppu janpu de poito 】

“Shenshe sassato junbi shite yo ne

Sore jaa minna de here we go!”

Chouzetsu mai peesu

Shukudai? Nani sore oishii no?

Benkyou mo amai mono mo tokui janai kedo, dodododo!

"Jitaku keibi!" Ooru okkei!

Dadadadadai no dai tokui ☆

Souda! Kebyou de oyasumida!

Sonna no chiito! Hai ronpa!

"Funi! Pikopiko douga no saiseisuu ga fueta kitakore!

Ah-yaba, kinou no shukudai yattenai!

Mata Ayame-senpai ni okorareru~…

Ko-kono mamadato… funi ta dayo~ funii~!

Aa, souda ♪ Mei-chan ni utsusasetemorao tto! Ushi-shishi-shi

N? nani? otaku de nani ga waruinoyo

Anta mo kitto nanikashira no otaku na no yo

Jinrui dareshimo ga otaku na no yo!"

"Omanuke Shensheh-

Shenshehshon!”

Chouzetsu mai peesu

Indoa saikou! Tanoshii mon ♪

Pakuchii wa kuse ga arukedo soko ga yoi tokodesho!?…

“Kore ga atashi” Genji Hotaru!

Yuruyuru-yurari yuru-yurari ☆

Souda! Kebyou de o hirune da!

Sonna no chiito! Hai ronpa!

"Yukina-chan, an'nani amaimono tabete kimochi waruku naranai no kashira…

Uu…atashi ga guai waruku nattekita…

E? kebyou janai wa yo.

…Suzune-chan wa aikawarazu ottori shitete miterudake de nemuke MAX…fua~a,,

Shaberu no mo akite tsukarete kitashi… mou ne you kana…

Mou yameta! San-do no meshi yori hirune yo ne.

Sonja, oyasumi~~…munyamunya-zzZ..Nyanya! Nyanyanyanyanya!”

Chouzetsu mai peesu

Shukudai? Nani sore oishii no?

Benkyou mo amai mono mo tokui janai kedo, dodododo..

Chouzetsu mai peesu

Shukudai? Nani sore oishii no?

Benkyou mo amai mono mo tokui janai kedo, dodododo!

"Jitaku keibi!" ooru okkei!

Dadadadadai no dai tokui ☆

Souda! Kebyou de oyasumida!

Sonna no chiito! Hai ronpa!

"Chouzetsu mai peesu

Shukudai? Nani sore oishii no?

Benkyou mo amai mono mo tokui janai kedo, dodododo.."

“Hai hakushu pachipachipachipachi~”

#### English Translation

"Denpa-papapapapa papipupepo!

Pasta Gobble-gobble Pie Coriander!

Picopico video with denpa - beepbeepbeep!

Puffy hamster cheeks! Po-po-pout!

Like a pe-pe-pe-Penguin, I wad-wad-waddle!

Pop, step, jump, just like that!"

"Teach, just get ready, okay?

Well then everyone, here we go!"

Going at my own pace

Homework? What's that good for?

I'm not good at studying, and not good with swee-e-e-ets!

"Home Security!" Everything's OK!

T-t-the best of the best ☆

That's right! I'll say good night on this fake sick day

"It's just a cheat! I'm out of the discussion!"

"Funii! The views on my picopico video have increased!

Oh no, I didn't do yesterday's homework!

Ayame-senpai will get mad at me again~...

If I don't do this...it's going to be a nightmare, funiii~!

Oh, that's right ♪ I'll just ask Mei-chan to copy it for me! Eehehe~

W? What? What's wrong with being an otaku?

I bet you're also an otaku of some kind

Everyone in humanity has got to be an otaku!"

"Dumbass Teach-

Sensation!"

Going at my own pace

Indoors is the best! It's so much fun! ♪

Coriander is peculiar, but that's a good thing, isn't it!?...

"This is me!" - Hotaru Genji!

Sway-sway-swaying, back'n forth ☆

That's right! I'm going to take a nap while I'm fake sick

"It's just a cheat! I'm out of the discussion!"

"Yukina-chan, I wonder how you don't feel sick after eating something so sweet...

Ugh...I'm starting to feel sick...

What? I'm not faking.

Suzune-chan is as calm as ever, and just looking at her makes me sleepy to the MAX..yaawn~,,

I'm getting tired of talking...I think I'll head to bed...

I give up! I'd rather take a nap than eat three meals a day.

Well, good night~~..mmmmm...zZZ.. Meowmeow! Meow meow meow meow meow!

Going at my own pace

Homework? What's that good for?

I'm not good at studying, and not good with swee-e-e-ets...

Going at my own pace

Homework? What's that good for?

I'm not good at studying, and not good with swee-e-e-ets

"Home Security!" Everything's OK!

T-t-the best of the best ☆

That's right! I'll say good night on this fake sick day

"It's just a cheat! I'm out of the discussion!"

Going at my own pace

Homework? What's that good for?

I'm not good at studying, and not good with swee-e-e-ets...

"Yes, Applause! clapclapclapclap"

*(Translated by pinuh)*

8 beat Story♪ song lyrics are copyright © Chronus Inc.

1. ↑ \*Denpa - Denpa (電波 lit. "electromagnetic wave") is a type of music with nonsensical music and over-the-top tunes and a significant aspect of otaku culture. The term is also used to describe individuals who may feel disconnected/dissociated from the people around them and experience delusions.
2. ↑ \* \*picopico douga - a parody/reference to niconico douga, a japanese video-sharing service on which Hotaru posts.
3. ↑ \*Jitaku Keibi - reference to jitaku keibiin (自宅警備員 lit. "Home Security Guard"), a word coming from 2ch with a similar meaning to "NEET" or "hikikomori", basicly referring to someone who only stays at home and stares at their screen all day.
4. ↑ \*Shenshe-Shensheshon! - Pun in which Hotaru is about to insult the teacher but stops herself to praise them as Sensei(Teacher)-tion (Sensation). Hard to translate into english
5. ↑ \*8888 - japanese internet speech of the onomatopoeia for applause