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Ankarstian

> If you did die, I'd let you snap my neck in Hell. Assuming that we end up in the same place.
>
> Great Beyond

## Appearances

### Debut

SET: Great Beyond

Ankarstian (or just Ank) is an interstellar traveller encountered by the crew of the Sethakeya on Nxxil.

## Character

A slender, muscular woman with a fashion sense best described as harlequin-esque, Ank is extremely brash and violent - bordering on maniacal bloodlust while trying to kill something. Despite this, Ank actively fights for (her own somewhat warped) definition of peace.

Along with being prone to bloodlust, Ank is extremely prone to regular lust - with clothing bordering on voyeuristic and with no shame towards being seen without it (SET: Starstraddler). Ank is also a firm believer in magic (although she is aware that it largely doesn't work). After being given a room on the Sethakeya, Ank (somehow) managed to fill it with weapons, magic items, and "special" toys (SET: Apollo's Armies). Ank's lust has led to problems - such as her managing to overload the "Unholy Fetish" (a psychotorture chamber that made you into a twisted version of what you desired the most) while on Rmhiom - becoming a massive beastial creature. This was undone while on Vsdovvd. (SET: Death Stalking)

Something that Ank's lax attitude toward clothing reveals (along with her body) is a criss-crossing lattice of scars all around her back (SET: Starstraddler). Ank is reluctant to talk about how she got these scars. It is also known that Ank has a very large family (SET: Great Beyond, Leonide) and that she destroyed (one of) her homeworlds (SET: Great Beyond, Safe Haven from Sorm, Planet of Ghosts). Ank is also afraid of the Mirik (SET: Hellworld). Ank is intersex - identifying as female (SET: Great Beyond, Apollo's Armies, Starstraddler).

Ank possesses several unique abilites. This includes the ability to generate massive bursts of electrical energy along with storing electrical energy (SET: Great Beyond, Apollo's Armies, Great Orion) along with the ability to fake her own death by going into a healing coma (SET: Giant's Planet). Ank is known to have two hearts (SET: Apollo's Armies) and talks about having previous "incarnations". (SET: Leonide). Ank was a member of the same species as Shade Kreff (SET: Planet of Ghosts)
In the Key of the Creek

In the Key of the Creek is the soundtrack to the musical episode of Craig of the Creek of the same name. It features various singers and songwriters for the episode, with most of the songs featuring Jeff Rosenstock.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Wish I Were at the Creek
2. Do Ya Know???
3. “Have You Considered Science?!”
4. The Secret to Unlocking Multiple Realities
5. “It Tastes Like a Toilet!”
6. Tread Carefully
7. FLEE THE SEA(horse)!!
8. Half Orphan Hero
9. Ride With JP
10. “Wait...”
11. The Creek Is Everywhere!!!
Theme Song

The last song on Integrity, and another one that never made it onto an album. It's alternate name is just Theme. The song is intended to be the theme song for the band.

## Appearances

* Integrity (Track 8)
* The Apology EP (Track 16)

## Blurb

If this is our theme song, what a shitty fucking legacy we will lead. It funny because I couldn't get distorted on the vocals so I just covered up the microphone with my hand making all the words unintelligible. Its also funny when Bryan loses time during the second verse. The catch back on though.

## Lyrics

When I walk down the street people always make fun of me

They throw shit at my head and it hurts

They kick me down and they knock me in the dirt

Maybe if I did bad in school and failed my classes I'd be cool

Maybe if I was ashamed of not being like you, they'd stop the pain

But I'd say "Fuck You!" because...

WHOA-OH-OH-OH I'm an arrogant son of a bitch

Now my friends make fun of me because my parents make money

I walk around at all the shows without a safety pin through my nose

I don't do drugs and I feel swell, I have no plans of going to hell

I'm not ashamed of not being like you, they'd stop the pain

But I'd say "Fuck You!" because...

WHOA-OH-OH-OH I'm an arrogant son of a bitch

People do this just because

WHOA-OH-OH-OH I'm an arrogant son of a bitch
Honor of Shadows

Honor of Shadows is the ninth episode of season one of Clean Slate.

## Main premise

While on the icy sunless world of Laflwyellen's Sphere, the Spinglass Beta's crew discover a paramilitary group that has been training on the planet ever since the formation of the Corridor.

## Characters

* Captain Mighel Pyycen
* First Officer Arbor Kestel
* Commander Khontin
* Zebej
* Osevol

rest to be added

## References

* Not a part of the human government of the Spinglass Cloud officially, the Shadow Legions serve as a sort of secret force to help with the war effort should war between humans and any of the numerous forces in the Spinglass Cloud start.
Laffy Taffy

**Laffy Taffy** is a contestant in Object Show Brawl, from Team Laffy Taffy. They are Team Laffy Taffy's team captain, and are still in the game, having received 0 votes total so far.

## Coverage

### the great start

* Laffy Taffy calls Dimey mean for pushing off Velo during the balance beam challenge.
* Laffy Taffy is pushed off by Dimey shortly after.
* Laffy Taffy wins the balance beam challenge, becoming the team captain for Team Laffy Taffy.

### cake making

* Laffy Taffy is presented as a "bottom-two" with Bally during the elimination, even if Bally is the only player to have received a vote.
* Laffy Taffy received 0 votes at the elimination.

## Quotes

### the great start

* "Why are you so mean?" *(Laffy Taffy scolds Dimey for pushing off Velo in the balance beam challenge, before whimpering pathetically as they themselves are pushed off by Dimey)*
Pornocracy

Pornocracy is the 2nd studio album by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches. It began recording in late 1999 and was sefl released in late 2000. The band had essentially infinite time to record this album unlike their debut, allowing for a lot of studio tricks and far more tracks to be added. The lack of restrictions led to something far more packed than their previous releases and the mixing was intended to make the album sound very loud. There's a lot of credits attatched to it from various friends of the band showing up for recording sessions.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Pornocracy
2. Go Ska!
3. Royale Fuck Deluxe
4. Meatheads Attack Spencer at Nine
5. Fifteen Stitches and a Headache
6. Melon Country
7. Better Off Dead
8. Pete Is Murder
9. November Rain
10. Everything But the Pizza
11. American Penis
12. This Song Has No Effect on You
13. I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
14. Got Filk?
15. Fuck You
16. Kill Your Cats
17. …And The Flame Dies Out Again (The Inevitably Glorious Exhumation Of Daylight Savings Time)
The Guy From Subway

The 11th song off of Built to Fail. It was originally written in 1997 for Integrity and seems to be one of the most popular early ASOB songs. It features Dave Dickerman on a song for the first time, playing the trombone.

## Appearances

* Integrity (Track 5)
* Built to Fail (Track 11)
* The Official Long Island Ska Compilation 1999 Vol. 2
* The Apology EP (Track 13)
* All the Little Ones Are Rotting (Live)

## Blurb

This song is not about Meg Dockery, but it was coincidentally written after we had broken up. But whatever other rumors you've heard about what this song is about and what happened are true. (Blurb 1)

Ha ha, I wrote the lyrics I think the very day before we got into the recording studio. It shows because I know none of the words. It also has Dave on the trombone. I met Dave a month before we recorded this tape, and about two or three days before we were playing Mario Kart at my house and I said "hey, Dave, you're in the band now. Learn these songs." This was one of those songs. (Blurb 2)

## Lyrics

I sucked it up. I said “I’m ok”.

  Then I went with Chris Valentino to Subway.

  I walked in and the guy said “Hey, who's that eight year old girl you walked in here with last week.”

   I said “That’s my ex-girlfriend.”

   He said “Is she free?”

I said “What the fuck you think? Now give me something to drink,

I’m about to pass out cryin’ and I need something to eat.”

He said he thought that I could do better.

So I’m walking down to CVS with Chris and he says “Jeff, don’t turn around”

So I do, and what do I see? The mouth of my ex that his tongue was down.

   Maybe I should have lied to him and said she found another guy.

   A strong athletic type who had cute and adorable eyes.

   But no, Mr. Fuckingjackass had to tell the truth.

   Now I deal with him and her around me everyday, there goes serenity in my youth.

       Your love don’t mean shit to some guy who sweeps the floors.

Figure I’d go to pizza everyday, and I’d be alright, then I heard what he did last night.

He delivered his six inch to her said that she was mad fucking tight.

Can’t believe this happened to me, like when I got dumped by Meg Dockery

except my man Chris has been replaced with a dirty motherfucker with a scar on his face.

   Suicidal thoughts run through my brain all day, I’d never go through with it.

   I have nothing to do with it. Like a gambler betting on a losing horse for weeks.

   Maybe the percentage of my profit margin slightly would increase

   if I’d figure out a way to get you back.

       My love don’t mean shit to some bitch who is a whore.

       He sells you fresh heroes for $1.44.

       My love don’t mean shit to some bitch who is a whore.

       I’m sick of your shit and I can’t take it anymore.

I haven’t had a peaceful night of sleep for weeks.

Nighty night turn out the light. Take the socks of my feet.

Put on my shoes, went to your house. You’d choose. Nothing to lose.

Went to your car. The windows were steamed.

Went back to my house hoping it was all a dream.
Elimination Order

A chart detailing the current elimination order for Object Show Brawl.

* 🏅 = PLACEMENT
* "E1" = EPISODE 1
* "TM" = TEAM
* "SUM" = TOTAL VOTE SUM

* 🏆 = CHALLENGE WIN
* 🎟 = IMMUNITY (NO CHALLENGE WIN)
* # = VOTES RECEIVED
* 🚫 = ELIMINATED
* ❓ = EPISODE UNRELEASED
* ... = DIDN'T ATTEND ELIMINATION, DIDN'T WIN CHALLENGE

* 📱 = Team Phone member
* 🍬 = Team Laffy Taffy member
WORRY.

WORRY is the 3rd album by Jeff Rosenstock. It was written soon after an incident in 2015 where the bands equipment was stolen on tour. The album is to date his most popular and critically acclaimed album, giving Jeff the biggest popularity boost of his entire career. It takes inspiration from the Beatles' Abbey Road, with an 8 track medley closing out the album.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. We Begged 2 Explode
2. Pash Rash
3. Festival Song
4. Staring Out the Window at Your Old Apartment
5. Wave Goodnight to Me
6. To Be a Ghost…
7. Pietro, 60 Years Old
8. I Did Something Weird Last Night
9. Blast Damage Days
10. Bang on the Door
11. Rainbow
12. Planet Luxury
13. HELLLLHOOOOLE
14. June 21st
15. The Fuzz
16. …While You're Alive
17. Perfect Sound Whatever

### Label

Quote Unquote (digital), SideOneDummy (physical)
2445

The 6th song off of Built to Fail. It originally appeared on Integrity and was written in 1997. John DeDomenici's first work in the band was playing the guitar solo at the end of this song.

## Appearances

* Integrity (Track 4)
* Built to Fail (Track 6)
* The Apology EP (Track 12)

## Blurb

This song is about this girl I used to go out with, like my first real girlfriend. Her name was Felicia Bylund and the only reason I don't care about printing her name is because I haven't seen her in three or four years and it would be pretty funny if she some how found this. Well, what happened was, we broke up after our summer camp session ended because, y'know, we're kids and even then I was paranoid and afraid of the phone. Two summers later I worked at that camp and she worked there too and she looked remarkably like Jewel except for the snaggletooth. She didn't like me though. I was fat. (Blurb 1)

This is the song where John DeDomenici makes his guest appearance. Basically, we were both in Nothing Rhymes With Orange together, and he used to follow me to ASOB practice and stuff (in all fairness, the first time he came I asked him there so I could borrow his guitar pedal). So, just to be a pain in the ass I wouldn't let him join the band even though we obviously needed him because I couldn't sing and play guitar at the same time. We did let him make a guest appearance however, with his crazy crazy guitar solo at the end of this song that used to be executed with a remote control and/or screwdriver. He also shouted "Marge!" like in that episode of the Simpsons where she wants to be a cop and runs under the garage door for a thrill. They cut that scene out of the syndicated version though. (Blurb 2)

## Lyrics

Early today I went outside, I hopped on the bus (yo, its my ride).

Stepped off, and stepped out to work. Met my boss (he’s a jerk).

Met this girl a few years ago. Me and her went out, you know.

Shouldn’t have dumped her. I’m a snot. Because now she’s really hot.

   Summer days, I’ve been wasting them all away.

   When I should have been thinking of a scheme to get her back.

   \*\*\*\*...last time we went out. 1234.

Now its weird, we always talk. When I walk around I see her a lot

and all my friends say that I suck. How could I have fucked that up.

When the summer’s finally gone, she’ll probably say “So long”.

I have her number if I wanna call, but she’s probably never home at all.

   The summer’s gone, now its cold. Neither of us have gotten too old.

   I probably shouldn’t have wronged that right, but I won’t fuck that shit, I’m happy tonight.
Suck My Cock

The 7th song on Integrity, and one of the few songs that didn't make it onto any album afterwards. It's also titled Jared Cohn Can Suck My Cock.

## Appearances

* Integrity (Track 7)
* The Apology EP (Track 15)

## Blurb

Oh, the shit that came with this song. This whole tape had Bryan Cohen on drums, who is coincidentally friends with Jared Cohn. Before Bryan left the band, he played the song for Jared and Jared came to a show to kick our asses unless we played this song, in which case he would kick our asses anyway. Oh yeah, he was with a lot of friends with blunt objects. What an awkward situation. So the funny thing is, you can't even tell we're saying "Jared Cohn Can Suck My Cock" in the song.

## Lyrics

Jared cohn can suck my cock

Jared cohn is not punk rock

Jared cohn can suck my cock x1000

But he probably would
November Rain

The 9th song from Pornocracy. It's named after the Guns N' Roses song of the same name, as it was originally meant to be a cover version before being replaced with an entirely original song written in 1999.

## Appearances

* Pornocracy (Track 9)
* The Arrogant Sons of Bitches (Track 18)

## Blurb

I wrote this song when I had mono. It was the only song to come out of that period of my life, and I didn't even have anything to do. How lame. Well, its about high school and how teachers don't really teach kids to be themselves, they would rather just scare the shit out of their kids with their grades and power and deadlines and stuff like that. I later learned that if you know how to sweet talk teachers, you'll do fine, which is kind of shitty, but whatever. Initially we were going to cover the Guns n Roses **November Rain** and put that on our album somewhere else. This way, when kids heard we had **November Rain** on our album they would put on the track that said **November Rain** and it would be our song, not the Guns n Roses song. However, some people disagreed with that idea and we never learnt **November Rain** for our album so now the song title is kind of stupid.

## Lyrics

It seems we've made no progress within the last 12 years because deadlines and tests and fucked up kids have transformed high school into a house of fears. And if the budget keeps blocking sunlight we can't help these growing trees. And I doubt that the integral from 0 to 2 of sec(x^2)dx is something I need.

   So I'll take my pencil, break it on m head.

   There's no use in knowing how long Calvin Coolidge's been dead

   If you're not getting real education go complain because we deserve all that we want.

Term papers declare them useless, I'll get them off the net. I don't remember a single thing my 8th grade teachers said except the propagandist dittos they told me to read. Such a paucity of free thought. I must believe what they believe.

   So I'll take those dittos and burn them till they're dead.

  Hooray for Operation Desert Storm is what they said.

  On my Brit Lit quizzes I just guessed. I'll believe everything I want.

In school they constantly reminded me that I wasn't smart enough and that I wasn't cool.

In school they rarely tell you there's more to life than school.

   Well I learned how to add and anti-differentiate.

   Well I learned the formula for Sodium Benzoate.

   Well I learned the 1 chord to the 5 is a half cadence.

   I learned how to ask how to piss in English and Spanish.

   We have to take some time to just forget about our classes.

   Seize the day it doesn't matter if we fall on our asses.

   Cause you'll learn that g=9.8 and w=mg

   But I rarely get a thing from class that helps me become me.

So raise your hand high, say what you wanna say.

And if they condemn and fail you you will still be ok.

Just be yourself and succeed anyway.

   I'm afraid of not doing what I want.
The Song That the Girl Sings

Track 4 from Built to Fail. It was written in 1998 with some contributions by Margo Wallasch, who also is the girl singer the title mentions. The song is also titled Margo And Jeff Get Dicked Over By Lots Of People.

## Blurb

I had a friend who got kicked out of Nothing Rhymes With Orange for reasons undefined. I wanted her to still be able to sing a ska song, so I took a song I had never been able to write lyrics for and gave it to her. Her lyrics coincidentally coincided quite well with the ones I secretly wrote a while ago. Its all about friends just not really being your friends. Watch out. Everybody is eventually going to stab you in the back.

## Lyrics

Last time I checked, my feet were on the ground.

We were ok, even thought you’d be around.

Then you told me that you hated me and everything went fuzzy from there.

  I had to find you then.

   I had to figure out now.

   To die inside and lose a friend.

   Still you don’t know how you stabbed me in the back you jackass.

   Turn the wheel, lost all the money.

   A misread line in an untold story.

Now you sit in your room, yeah, smoking bud.

But me, I got some new wings.

And I’m flying.

   We’d talk everyday, but you took that away.

   The friendship that we shared.

   It ends now because I’m scared.

   You talked behind my back, you asshole.

   And you thought I wouldn’t know it,

   but you didn’t have the balls to show it.

      Its nice to see who you really are (and now I see who you really are).
Integrity

The second demo tape recorded by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches. It was recorded in 1998 in Joe Vazquez's garage with more members than the previous tape. This is their first recording that has actually surfaced online and was officially released alongside the Discography Compilation.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Abnormality
2. I Pissed in Your Mountain Dew
3. Plaid Girl
4. 2445
5. The Guy From Subway
6. Spitpile
7. Suck My Cock
8. Theme Song
Crossbow

The Crossbow is an explosive weapon in Rocket Royale. It fires a glowing arrow that travels a very far distance before falling. Once an arrow sticks onto a surface or player, it will explode after a few seconds, dealing 90 damage and inflicting the Fire effect for a total of 2 seconds.

### Gun Upgrades

This gun does not have any additional upgrades.

## Trivia

* The Crossbow can be used to destroy high builds (such as a line of ramps) by shooting at the base. This can also serve as an effective way to obtain/duplicate Wood.
* The Crossbow's arrow creates a constant radiating sound.
* The Crossbow appears as one of the starter weapons in Core Wars.
2020 Dump

2020 Dump is a collection of songs recorded by Jeff Rosenstock during 2020 that weren't put onto an official album. It began with 4 tracks and was periodically updated throughout all of 2020, before finally getting a streaming release in 2021.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Dept of Finance
2. Collapse!
3. ACAB
4. Done Done Done
5. Fox in the Snow (October 16th, Belle and Sebastian)
6. Old Cold (October 16th)
7. Hang in the Heat (December 1st)
8. Crossing with Switchblades (December 30th, Scared of Chaka)
9. Caring (December 30th)
10. Please Don't Rock Me Tonight (December 30th, Fountains of Wayne)
11. Illegal Fireworks and Hiding Bottles in the Sand (December 31st)
Skasucks Split

Skasucks Split is a split EP between Jeff Rosenstock and Skasucks. The idea came around when Jeff was touring with The Bruce Lee Band in South Korea in 2014 and he met some members of Skasucks. They said they would do a split together if they went to each others country in the future, and when Skasucks toured in America in 2017, they got together and made this split.

## Information

### Tracklisting

#### Jeff Rosenstock

1. NEVERGONNAGETITBACKAGAIN!!!
2. She's Got You

#### Skasucks

1. Attitude
2. Midnight Cowboy
3. Suicide City
Get Warmer

Get Warmer is the 4th studio album by Bomb The Music Industry. It's described as having a lot of firsts, mainly it being the first album to feature more than just Jeff Rosenstock doing recording. It was also the first album to be entirely based in one location, the first to use live drums, the first to have no programmed synths, and the first time a record was demo'd before being recorded. Get Warmer uses recordings of phone calls instead of samples like the last few albums, possibly due to copyright reasons. The tracks were originally recorded in chronicalogical order, having numbered demo names for each one (bomb 1, bomb 2, etc). This makes the album the most cohesive BTMI record to date.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Jobs Schmobs
2. 493 Ruth
3. Bike Test 1 2 3
4. Unlimited Breadsticks, Soup and Salad Days
5. No Rest for the Whiny
6. 25 Hour Goddamn Telethon
7. Depression Is No Fun
8. I Don't Love You Anymore
9. Pizza Claus Is Comin' to Town
10. Never Trust a Man Without a Horribly Embarassing Secret
11. Get Warmer
12. The Last Party (Foul)

### Label

Quote Unquote (digital), Asian Man (vinyl)
Scott & Aubrey

Scott & Aubrey is a 4 way split between The Forecast, Into It Over It, The Swellers, and Bomb The Music Industry. It was compiled by Scott Heisel to celebrate his wedding and given out as a gift to the guests. It features each band doing a cover song.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. The Reasons (The Forecast)
2. Need You Around (Into It. Over It.)
3. El Scorcho (The Swellers)
4. Punk Rock Girl (BTMI)
GM Cannon

The RGC-80 GM Cannon is a robot from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam and is a Mobile Suit featured in AniCity. It is a mass-produced, artillery-based Mobile Suit developed by the Earth Federation that serves as a varient of their GM IIs.

## History

### Season 2

Several GM Cannons appeared in among the group sent by the Federation to reclaim the RX-78-2 Gundam from AniCity.

## Weapons

* Vulcan Guns

A pair of shell-firing armament built into the head.

* Beam Rifle
* Beam Saber
* 240mm Cannon

The GM Cannon gets its name from the artillery cannon mounted over its right shoulder. It's mainly for mid-range fire support and two spare magazines can be mounted on the rear waist armor.
Under the Influence Vol. 3

Under the Influence Vol. 3 is a split release between Bomb the Music Industry and Mustard Plug. It was released under Suburban Home Records as part of the 'Under the Influence' series. It features both bands doing a cover of a band they were influenced by, with BTMI doing 'Gold Soundz' by Pavement and Mustard Plug doing 'Waiting Room' by Fugazi.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Waiting Room (Mustard Plug)
2. Gold Soundz (BTMI)
The Quixote Crucible

The Quixote Crucible is the second episode of season one of Clean Slate.

## Main premise

Seeking a relaxing vacation on the planet Antybhar, the crew of the Spinglass Beta find that someone using ancient technology is attempting to take over the planet.

## Characters

* Captain Mighel Pyycen
* First Officer Arbor Kestel
* Eldon Thonwell
* Sib Koruk
* Golem
* Ensign Jikhol Cest
* Ensign Hiapra Kar
* Technician Qalt

rest to be added
Australian Union

## Oceanian Union

The Australian Union is a nation located in the northern regions of Australia. The capital of the Australian Union is called the Kangaroo Cartel. The nation is currently at war with The Kingdom of Norway.

## History

To summarize this nation's history in a short way, they have been constantly at arms with Norway ever since they returned to Ecopol. They have also had internal issues with their own members.
Smelly

The 9th track from Built to Fail. It was originally written in 1997 and finished in 1998 on New Years Day.

## Blurb

This was half of a song that we wrote back in like 1996 as our attempt at ska, cause we never thought we could really pull it off well. The rest of the song came on New Years Eve one year when my parents gave me chicken noodle soup that was sitting in my refrigerator for about two months completely uncovered. It made me sick. While I was sick I thought about how ridiculous it is that years and weeks and everything make any difference at all. As Kevin Spacey said "All life is is a series of moments." and this song is just about ignoring all that shit, because deadlines just make life less enjoyable.

## Lyrics

Another year, another disappointment.

What am I to celebrate?

365 days of fuckin’ up, yeah.

Being just a waste of space.

  Well I like girls who like me too and never make a fuckin’ move

   cause the word suave don’t mean shit to me.

  Vomit from a heaping bowl of rancid chicken noodle soup

  or just lay down and go to sleep.

Another day, so what’s your fuckin’ hurry?

Why will I get slagged today?

My spiky hair, my boring clothes,

the undeniable fact that me and you are one in the same.

  When my Old Spice deodorant don’t last till 3 o clock

  I get all smelly and no one wants to come near.

  But I don’t give an ass, because tonight I’ll get it right.

  That’s right, I’ll ask her out. Fuck all my fears.

       Get some bitches, get some hoes. Whoa-oh!
NO DREAM

NO DREAM is the 5th album by Jeff Rosenstock. Like the previous album POST-, it was released with no promotion leading up to it. Also like POST-, donations toward the album are sent to Food Not Bombs, who provide free vegan meals to people in need, specifically protestors.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. NO TIME
2. Nikes (Alt)
3. Scram!
4. N O D R E A M
5. State Line
6. f a m e
7. Leave It in the Sun
8. The Beauty of Breathing
9. Old Crap
10. \*\*\*BNB
11. Monday at the Beach
12. Honeymoon Ashtray
13. Ohio Tpke

### Label

Quote Unquote (digital), Polyvinyl (physical)
ASOB Demo Tape

The first recording by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches, recorded in 1996 and never officially released. Although the tape is known about, it has never surfaced and the tracklisting isn't even fully confirmed. It's only been briefly mentioned by Jeff and will likely never be released or leaked.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Slice O Life
2. Realistik
3. Asshole
4. And

The order isn't known and no other tracks have been mentioned, this is just what information has been shared.
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Live History

This is a catalog of all live shows performed by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches through their entire history, with whatever basic information I can find about them given. It's going to be impossible to catalog every single live show, so this will always be at least somewhat incomplete.

## 1999

2. Shitty Contest Song
3. Royale Fuck Deluxe
4. I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
 12/19/1999
2. Royale Fuck Deluxe
3. Song For The...
4. Kill Your Cats
5. This Song Has No Effect on You
6. ...And the flame dies out again ( the inevitably glorious exhumation of daylight savings time)
7. I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
8. Fuck You
SKA DREAM

SKA DREAM is the 6th album by Jeff Rosenstock. It is a ska remake of NO DREAM, featuring mostly the same lyrics but redone to be in various forms of ska. It also features many contributions from modern punk and ska artists like PUP and JER. It was initially teased on April 1st, but was thought to be a joke until surprise releasing on 4/20. It's the first fully ska album released by Jeff since Adults!!! in 2010. Donations toward this album go to First Nations Development Institute, which provides economic support to Native Americans.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. NO TIME TO SKANK
2. Airwalks (Alt)
3. SKrAm!
4. S K A D R E A M
5. Horn Line
6. p i c k i t u p
7. Leave It in the Ska
8. The Rudie of Breathing
9. Old SKrAp
10. \*\*\*SKA
11. Monday at Back to the Beach
12. Checkerboard Ashtray
13. Ohio Porkpie

### Label

Quote Unquote (digital), PolyVinyl (physical), Really (physical)
Vacation

Vacation is the 7th and final album by Bomb The Music Industry. It's release began with the Everybody That You Love single in 2010, and the album was mostly written while Jeff Rosenstock was on a trip to Belize. The album is the first and only in their career to not feature ska at all, instead going for a more indie rock direction. It's also the only album in their catalog to feature a hidden track. Jeff Rosenstock considers Vacation to be his favorite BTMI album. In 2021, for the 10th anniversary of its release, a set of demos were released for the album.

## Background

The first preview of Vacation was a single with Everybody That You Love as the A side and "Matchless, Considerable Weirdness, the B48 Home" as the B-side, which didn't make it on to the album. After that single was released, the name was revealed as Vacation and was set to release the next summer. Several singles were released for the album, including Hurricane Waves, Can't Complain, Vocal Coach, and Savers.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Campaign for a Better Next Weekend
2. Vocal Coach
3. Everybody That You Love
4. Sponge Board / Baby Waves
5. The Shit That You Hate
6. Hurricane Waves
7. Sick, Later.
8. Why, Oh Why, Oh Why? (Oh Oh Oh Oh)
9. Savers
10. Can’t Complain
11. Everybody That Loves You
12. Sunny Place / Shady People
13. Felt Just Like Vacation
14. Don't Destroy Yourself (hidden track)
15. Don't Have Shitty Friends (hidden track on CD)

### Tracklisting (Demo)

1. Campaign for a Better Next Weekend
2. Vocal Coach
3. Everybody That You Love
4. Sponge Board / Baby Waves
5. The Shit That You Hate
6. Hurricane Waves
7. Siiiick, Laaaaater
8. Savers
9. Can’t Complain
10. Sleep-Thru Monday
11. Everybody That Loves You (Restructure)
12. YOYOY(OOOO)
13. Sunny Place / Shady People
14. Felt Just Like Vacation
15. Detailed List of Faults to be Read Once and Destroyed (AKA (Don't Destroy Yourself))

### Label

Quote Unquote (digital), Really (physical), Ernest Jenning (2018/2021)
Laura Stevenson and the Cans Split

Laura Stevenson and the Cans Split is a Split EP between Bomb The Music Industry and Laura Stevenson and the Cans. They each cover one of each others songs and each have one new song for the split.

## Information

### Tracklisting

#### BTMI Side

1. There's My Bailout!
2. A Shine to It

#### Laura Stevenson Side

1. Halloween 1 & 2
2. It Ceases to Be "Whining" If You're Still "Shitting" Blood

### Label

Quote Unquote (digital), Kiss of Death (physical)
Dynamo

The Powerpuff **Dy**namic **Na**notechtronic **Mo**nobot, or simply Dynamo, is a robot from the Powerpuff Girls (1998) that appears in AniCity. It is a giant robot that was created by Professor Utonium several years ago to protect his daughters better, but it only turned out to do even more damage than they already do so he and the Girls were banned from using it again. However, this didn't stop someone in Season 4 of the series proper to take control of the giant robot in an attempt to destroy AniCity (well, on purpose this time).

## Weapons Systems

Dynamo is equipped with state-of-the-art, internal tele-operated, intelligent protection, multi-layered titanium reflux-chambered shielding, a fully-loaded, defensive smart strategic combat arsenal, and an anti-aggressor exo-deflector array.

* Jet Boosters
* Laser Eyes
* Missiles
* Scissor Bow

## Notes

Dynamo's appearance in this series is mostly meant to be a "rewrite" of sorts of the original '98 series' episode "Live & Let Dynamo", with it only appearing in the series only to (intentionally) destroy the city.
Shayera Hol

The Flash

Wonder Woman

Green Lantern

Martian Manhunter

The Powerpuff Girls

Ben Tennyson

Shayera Hol (formerly known to Earth as Hawkgirl) is a character from Justice League/Justice League Unlimited and is a minor recurring character in AniCity. She's an alien from the planet Thanagar is a founding member of the Justice League.

## Personality

Hawkgirl is a very brave and fearless individual who is also known for her signature war cry.

She does have a habit of being sassy in different situations. This is used during her many quips, which can be directed towards anyone, whether they be an enemy or her own allies.

## History

### Season 2

Shayera made her first appearance in the series alongside his fellow Leaguers during the anniversary celebration for the team being held in AniCity. Of course, Shayera wasn't as celebrated as her teammates thanks to many in the city still well remembering the hand she played in the Thanagarian invasion several years ago.

## Abilities

* Wings

Shayera has the ability to fly and soar through the air thanks to her races' wings on their backs.

* Enhanced Strength

Shayera's Thangarian physiology makes her stronger than humans and take a lot more damage.

* Nth Metal Mace

Shayera's weapon of choice is her trademark mace (an Nth metal weapon that can nullify magic). While usually armed, she has proven herself to fight without her trademark mace on occasions.

* Detective Skills

Due to her military training, Shayera is well-versed in military tactics, detective work, engineering, espionage, relaying information, a feat that impresses experts like Batman. She can even beat the Dark Knight regularly at chess.
Pornocracy (Song)

The first song from Pornocracy. It's one of the few self titled songs in the career of Jeff Rosenstock and is one of the latest songs written for the album despite the name. The lyrics were meant to be written by Chris Baltrus but were instead left as the makeshift writing of Jeff instead.

## Appearances

* Pornocracy (Track 1)
* All the Little Ones Are Rotting (Live)
* The Arrogant Sons of Bitches (Track 10)

## Blurb

Chris Baltrus and I kind of wrote the music to this over the phone and Instant Messenger while he was away at college. Me and Chris are the only ones in the band who really listen to old school hardcore and I wanted to have a hardcore song on our album, because I love it. He said chords to me, I made a song out of it. Chris was supposed to write the lyrics because I knew he had probably learnt a lot of crap about government and socialism and stuff like that while he was away at college, but I wrote down some make shift lyrics until he would get around to writing better ones. He never got around to writing better ones, so on the album *Pornocracy* what you hear is an attempt at a political hardcore song by someone who knows little to nothing at all about politics, and what's wrong with this country. When you look at it that way, it is almost plausible.

## Lyrics

Pornocracy, government run by whores we never ask what the fuck we do this for.

We only have one party, democracy is just a front

they say they care about our country. All they care about is cunt.

A 6th of my paycheck it belongs to me,

the rest is what's given to my greedy landlord and government.

And all of that money goes to hurtful programs

like social security and nuclear weapons. Justify my right to die.

We turn our heads try to scream try to shout,

give the lower class power make the middle class count,

cause they're not not not gonna take that away from me.

Not not not gonna take that away

they say they care about our country,

all they care about is cunt.

We've all done little of any worth make our oceans cleaner maybe save the earth.

Create a less harmful fuel available to all nations. Kill our race or the local gas station.

Distribution education budget based on who needs the most help, don't cripple minorities by basing it on wealth.

When you're young dumb and poor, you have no voice.

" Would you like fries?" is your freedom of choice.

America's burning, we're just burning, watch us burn and watch us fall.

Nuclear war. Holding back more. What's it all for? What's it all for?
Got Filk?

The 14th song on Pornocracy. It originally appeared as the third bonus track on Built to Fail+. Some of the lyrics of this song were taken from a different, unreleased song.

## Appearances

* Built to Fail+ (Track 3)
* Pornocracy (Track 14)
* The Apology EP (Track 19)
* The Arrogant Sons of Bitches (Track 23)

## Blurb

Joe wrote this song and initially was going to write all the words. They were about this girl that dicked him over hardcore. Not being able to finish the song, and knowing that I had a certain knack for writing angry songs about girls breaking my heart, in between drags of mentholated cigarettes, Joe said "Hey, Jeff finish this one off." Unfortunately, at present time I was not upset about any girls in particular because I had a little romance bloomin' in my life. So, the day before I started going out with my girlfriend of roughly two years now I wrote this angry song about a girl who didn't really exist. It was a conglomerate of all the excess pain I had went through after previous break-ups and whatnot. I passed that shit like a motherfuckin' kidney stone. Oh yeah, half of the words of this song were taken from a different song which had lyrics about those girls that you really can't stand yet you can't stay away from them. The word fuck is used too many times. Hell yeah. (Blurb 1)

Its a shame that John's original scratch guitar track for this wasn't saved. It was hilarious because John didn't know the song, so it was hard for him to play chords and riffs right. Ha ha ha. This also has the original dub ending which I think is super fly, but no one recorded their solos besides Dave and Joe didn't stop playing when we all did. (Blurb 2)

## Lyrics

A love story's what you're about to hear its about a girl who wasn't sincere yeah I asked her out and she didn't refuse but everyday it was a new excuse I was confused didn't know what to do everywhere I looked no one to turn to lies mistrust and all that shit she left me vulnerable and in pain I know its sad but my life's a shame simple and complex it always stays the same. Sex no love and no passion just pleasure won't make me deal always playing with my head to think I thought you were really disturbed that late at night my friend Dave needs help from you seven simple numbers 8 6 7 4 6 8 2 I wish I could fucking learn to fucking walk or fucking run or fucking drive a car or fucking play guitar or fucking sing and fucking dance and be a fucking star maybe then you'd see that I don't need you on my knob back off step off die I try and tell me you've hurt me for the last time you little whore and a half only thinking about yourself but now that I'm fading out isn't it funny how there's no one else thanks for telling me you cared all my common sense was gone if you make me so damn mad why can't I keep my pants on maybe this is just a trick wait that's you yeah I forgot go to hell and suck my dick scratch that last part better not.
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches (Compilation)

The Arrogant Sons of Bitches is a 2004 compilation release by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches. It was an attempt to gather everything the band had released up to that point. The streaming release is only the 26 song compilation, but the original CD release adds Built to Fail (including the bonus tracks), Integrity, an early version of I Pissed in Your Mountain Dew (titled as "the first recording ever"), and the video for So Let's Go Nowhere. It's the last release by the band before their unofficial breakup in 2004.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Sorry. We Steal
2. RSTLNE
3. So Let's Go Nowhere
4. Kill the President
5. Royale Fuck Deluxe
6. Abandon Ship
7. Somebody Wrote This Song Already
8. RADIO SINGLE
9. Built to Fail, Motherfucker
10. Pornocracy
11. Go Ska!
12. Royale Fuck Deluxe
13. Meatheads Attack Spencer at 9
14. Fifteen Stitches and a Headache
15. Melon Country
16. Better Off Dead
17. Pete Is Murder
18. November Rain
19. Everything But the Pizza
20. American Penis
21. This Song Has No Effect on You
22. I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
23. Got Filk?
24. Fuck You
25. Kill Your Cats
26. ...And the Flame Dies Out Again (The Inevitably Glorious Exhumation of Daylight Savings Time)
Goodbye Cool World

Goodbye Cool World is the 3rd album by Bomb The Music Industry. It began recording in late 2005 with the song Tell My Boss I Hate You (which ended up not being on the album). It was orignally called Clap Your Hands Say Shut The Fuck Up and was intented to be a concept album. Bits of the concept album can still be seen in Grudge Report and the 4 part King of Minneapolis. It eventually released in mid 2006 with a new title and a longer tracklisting. The album was again recorded mostly by Jeff, but had some contributions from others.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Old and Unprofessional
2. King of Minneapolis Pts. I & II
3. Even Winning Feels Bad
4. Side Projects Are Never Successful
5. 5 Funerals
6. My Response to an Article in Alternative Press
7. Sorry, Brooklyn, Dancing Won't Solve Anything
8. It's Official! We're Boooorrrrrring!
9. From Martyrdom to Star(tyr)dom
10. All Alone in My Big Empty Apartment
11. Fuck the Fans
12. Grudge Report
13. King of Minneapolis, Pts. III & IV
14. Anywhere I Lay My Head

### Label

Quote Unquote (initial), Asbestos (vinyl), Asian Man (2019)
I Like Green Day

The first song off of Built to Fail. It's a very short and fast song with only 3 lines in it. The song itself is meant to call back to the bands origins as a Green Day cover band, and also referencing an event where they played Basket Case at a show and got booed off the stage. It was written in 1998.

## Blurb

"At our first show, which I promise you, NOT ONE PERSON WHO LISTENS TO US TODAY WAS THERE EXCLUDING OUR FRIENDS, NOT ONE PERSON, we covered Basket Case. We did it as a joke because, well, we knew everyone hated Green Day but they all knew the words cause they bought the album when it was cool. We got booed off the stage, but since it was in my backyard we stayed on the stage, even though our drummer left. Regardless, I wrote this song while walking to John's house from school one day in my head, picked up a guitar and played it. He probably doesn't remember this. Quality song."

## Lyrics

I like Green Day, yes I do.

And you know you like them too

But you won't admit it so fuck you.
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Three Cheers for Dissapointment

Three Cheers For Disappointment is the 3rd and final studio album released by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches. Recording on the album initally began soon after Pornocracy in late 2000. The album would be worked on behind other projects until general recording was done circa 2002. These initial recordings are avaiable on the first cd release of the album, and are very obviously incomplete. Further recording is done all the way up to 2004, where it was mostly complete other than a few extra recordings done entirely by Jeff later on. In 2005, the final touches were added to the album and it finally reached a completed state. It finally released in 2006 after over 5 years of being in production, being their most accomplished album. It's the only ASOB album to come to streaming and is generally the easiest album to find both digitally and physically.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. The Last Bell I Will Ever Hear
2. (I Must Be a Proctologist Because...) All I Do Is Deal W/ Assholes
3. So Lets Go! Nowhere
4. Kill the President
5. People Pops & Fudgesicles for the (S)Hit Factory
6. Rocketrocketrocketship
7. 1-800-ALARM-ME
8. I've Got Enemies in High Places
9. Disappointment at the Taco Bell
10. Piss Off
11. Have Fun Rotting by Yourself
12. "Yeah, I Don't Know What It's Like to Be Around a Bunch of Hipsters"
13. Last on My List.

### Label

Kill Normal (inital), Asbestos (2007-2010), Quote Unquote (2009), Really (2019)
We Cool?

We Cool? is the 2nd album by Jeff Rosenstock, and the first made with his solo band. It's his first full band recording since the breakup of Bomb The Music Industry. It's also the first album of his to release on SideOneDummy. Some tracks were scraps from cut or cancelled BTMI songs, such as Beers Again Alone.

## Information

### Tracklisting

1. Get Old Forever
2. You, in Weird Cities
3. Novelty Sweater
4. Nausea
5. Beers Again Alone
6. I'm Serious, I'm Sorry
7. Hey Allison!
8. Polar Bear or Africa
9. Hall of Fame
10. All Blissed Out
11. The Lows
12. Darkness Records

### Label

Quote Unquote (digital), SideOneDummy (physical)