Pilot(SpongeRob SweatPants)

(MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER 18! MAY HAVE BAD WORDS, SO I BLEEPED THEM OUT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS PARODY IS NOT OFFICIAL YET.)

(The Beginning shows a picture of a Pirate and a Yellow Parrot on shoulder singing)

Pirate man: R' yo' ready, gangsters?

Gangsters: Hell ya, Captain!

Pirate man: I can't hea you~!

Gangsters; Then yo' god\*NOPE\* probably deaf, captain!

Pirate man: Ooooh...(Shows a Hotel room with a Huge Fish Tank, But the Captain Goes into a fit of Coughing Before we see where SpongeRob and Brashnick Live) Dang Bro, Give me one sec.(Coughs a little more) Oooohh..... Who live in a Fish tank in a Hotel?

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Sassy n' kick\*NOPE\* n' wild as hell!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: If playin' m games be somethang yo' want!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Then git ahead but don't yo' try ta daunt!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: (AY YO...!)

Everyone: SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob. SweatPants!

(The Scene Shows A Cactus where They Live. SpongeRob and Brashnick are sitting on the couch, playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They are completely engrossed in the game.)

SpongeRob:(Excitedly) Dude, did you see that? I just stole a cop car!

BRASHNICK (Calmly) Yeah \*NOPE\*, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but did yo' peep me jump off dat building? i landed right on a pedestrian!

(Suddenly, the doorbell rings. SpongeRob gets up to answer it.)

SPONGEROB (Opening the door) Oh. Sup, octostein. What the \*NOPE\* r' yo' doin' here?

OCTOSTEIN (Seriously) I need your help. I'm in danger.

SPONGEROB (Confused) Well \*NOPE\*it, yeah, bro. How tha \*NOPE\* can we help?

OCTOSTEIN (Pleadingly) I need your help to stop the evil Dr. Ratton from taking over the world in Halo!

BRASHNICK (Skeptically) Uh, we're kind o' busy right naw. Can't yo' come back later?

OCTOSTEIN (Angry) Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. If you do, i'll call my counselor on your \*NOPE\*ess! (leaves.)

SpongeRob: Wanna Go into da' \*NOPE\*es Club? I got us reservations to the Premium area!(Closed up at the Photo of the Strip club Premium Area)

BrashNick: (Giddy) OOOh... I'm ready, pimp!

(As Octostein exits, Mr. Thrash, SpongeRob's neighbor, bursts into the room.)

MR. THRASH (Panicking) Guys, yo' have ta help me! tha health inspector be comin' today n' my \*NOPE\*in' restaurant be a mess!

SPONGEROB (Smiling) Why don't u \*NOPE\*in' say so? Don't worry Mr. Thrash, we've got dis.

BRASHNICK (Nodding) Yeah \*NOPE\*, we'll ' clean the \*NOPE\* up n' git everythin' in orda.

(SpongeRob, Brashnick, and Mr. Thrash frantically cleaning up the restaurant. They scrub dishes, mop floors, and put away food. Just as they finish, the health inspector arrives.)

HEALTH INSPECTOR (Surprised) Wow, Mr. Thrash, this place is spotless! You must have hired the best cleaning crew in town.

(Mr. Thrash looks at SpongeRob and Brashnick with gratitude.)

MR. THRASH (Grinning) I shizzle did!

(The health inspector nods and leaves, satisfied with the cleanliness of the restaurant. SpongeRob, Brashnick, and Mr. Thrash high five each other.)

SPONGEROB (Proudly) Looks like we make a pretty wack team!

BRASHNICK (Nodding) Yeah \*NOPE\*, we do.

MR. THRASH (Happily) N' yo' know What the \*NOPE\*? i think i'm goin' ta hire yo' guys ta clean my \*NOPE\*' restaurant from naw on!

(SpongeRob and Brashnick look at each other in surprise, then grin widely.)

SPONGEROB (Excitedly) Yep! we're officially in business!

BRASHNICK (Smiling) N' Who the Hell knows? maybe we'll even help Octostien take on dat evil dr. Ratton guy one day.

(The three of them laugh as the camera pans out to show them standing in front of the restaurant.)