Monster School Transcript

This is the fourth episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillienBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Monster School"

French Narrator: Day Four in the Tidal Zone.

(The episode started in Conch Street as the three big sea creatures Giant Anglerfish, Puffball and Feeler Fish meet up with each other)

Giant Anglerfish: This is it, boys.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Monster School only for monsters is here. Every monster is welcome including the creatures of Rock Bottom. We have never felt this is so exciting. I wonder who will get to be the teacher in this reality. Let us go.

(Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball stomps all the way toward the place called Mrs. Puff's Boating School which is now "Monster School only for monsters" as the three big sea creatures goes inside the classroom and joins their monster friends; Puffy Fluffy Monster, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Giant Golden Eel, Rrarrg, Two Fangtooth Fish, Mildred, Sea monster, Sea creature, Baby Kraken, Giant Sea Whelk, Loch Ness Monster, Sewer Snake, Sewer Monster, Frogfish Monster, Giant Gulper Eel, Q.T.-π, Orca Kid, Monster and Elephant fish)

Monster: (Roars)

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, Monsters.

Q.T.-π: Quack!

Giant Anglerfish: So where's the teacher?

Male Fangtooth Fish: Don't you get it? You big sea creatures are the teachers. That's why we offer you to teach us everything we know about monsters like us.

Female Fangtooth Fish: Yea!

Giant Anglerfish: Hey... yeah! Puffball, Feeler Fish and I will know what's it's like to be teachers. Okay. We'll do it.

Puffball: Ribbit Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Ahem. Good day, class. My name is Giant Anglerfish. That's Puffball and Feeler Fish, my best friends. We're your teachers of how to be monster friendly.

Sea monster: Friendly? Hmm...

Giant Anglerfish: It's the only option to not scare people and pets together.

Sewer Snake: Okay... I suppose we could be more friendly.

Giant Anglerfish: First off... We monsters have a lot of manners. Manner #1... We monsters can break stuff with our strength.

Rrarrg: Rawr. (Breaks the ice with his hands) Ra ha ha ha ha!

Giant Anglerfish: Manner #2... We monsters can lift things up with our strength so that people or pets can get by without ever noticing we are here.

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Giant Anglerfish: Manner #3... We monsters can fart with our big butts and tail fins. (She, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Giant Golden Eel, Rrarrg, Two Fangtooth Fish, Mildred, Sea monster, Sea creature, Baby Kraken, Giant Sea Whelk, Loch Ness Monster, Sewer Snake, Sewer Monster, Frogfish Monster, Giant Gulper Eel, Q.T.-π, Orca Kid, Monster and Elephant fish farts with their big butts and tail fins) Manner #4... We give people something to drink like milk.

Male Fangtooth Fish: My darling has a lot of milk in her udder. Don't you, honey?

Female Fangtooth Fish: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (Squirts out milk from her udder and Sea monster catches em in his mouth and gulps it down in his bloated belly)

Sea monster: MMMM... Now that's good milking!

Giant Anglerfish: And Manner #5... We monsters can roar out loud whenever we feel like it. Like when were happy and or hungry.

Alaskan Bull Worm: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAR!!!

Appetizer: (Roars)

Sea creature: (Roars)

Elephant Fish: (Roars)

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Sewer Snake: (Roars)

Sewer Monster: (Roars)

Frogfish Monster: (Roars)

Loch Ness Monster: (Roars)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!! (Sticks out his four tongue)

Baby Kraken: (Roars)

Rrarrg: (Roars)

Q.T.-π: (Transforms into a huge white duck dinosaur-like build) QUACK!!!!!

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit.

Giant Anglerfish: (Growls) Now that's is how you growl whenever you say excuse me. But I got a theory. Monster roars loud whenever he feels hungry for food.

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: So if we all roar loud together. People might think we're scary. Everybody ready? (Every monster gets ready to roar) And a one, and a two and a three! (She, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Giant Golden Eel, Rrarrg, Two Fangtooth Fish, Mildred, Sea monster, Sea creature, Baby Kraken, Giant Sea Whelk, Loch Ness Monster, Sewer Snake, Sewer Monster, Frogfish Monster, Giant Gulper Eel, Q.T.-π, Orca Kid, Monster and Elephant fish started roaring loudly together)

Mildred: That felt good.

Sewer Snake: I feel really scary now.

Elephant fish: (Blows his trumpet) Well aren't we all.

Giant Anglerfish: You know. There's one more manner we monsters are not good at. "Driving". We don't drive boatmobiles we eat them like metal. 'Cause monsters eat metal too to make room from inside our bellies.

Sea monster: Eat metal? Yum! Okay! You're the teachers.

[All the monsters got outside and start eating the boatmobiles made entirely out of metal, chewing them with their mouth and their teeth and gulps em down into their bellies. Then they slurp their mouths with their tongues.]

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: You said it, boys. Best Monster School we ever had to teach. And now every monster is enjoying this town we now live in.

(The episode ends with all the monsters laughing together as friends they are)

THE END

(End Credits)

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