Accelerationism Centricide 8.0 (Part 1/3) (Video)

## Accelerationism Centricide 8.0 (Part 1/3)

**Accelerationism** is the 8th main episode and 12th part of the Centricide series.

## Plot

The episode begins with a montage of the 4 extremists. The Communist is sobbing looking at a picture of the 4 of them from what appears to be Centricide 2. Ancom is with the rest of the anarchists and seems to be either depressed or high. Ancap is with Hoppean, Minarchist, and Libertarian in Ancapistan. He checks his phone, then stares sadly out over the city. Nazi is getting ready for a meeting, when he gets a call from Christian Conservative, who informs him everyone else has assembled to discuss the ethnostates.

A shot of what appears to be an extremist utopia, as we see a building with a sign that says "Gulag" and another that says "Big Pharma", implying Ancapistan may have expanded to have sections for other extremists. A plane flies down to the ground and we see JREG with the caption "Secretly the bad guy the whole time." He puts on discolored Radical Centrist glasses while laughing maniacally. He puts out his hand, and Radical Centrist takes off his glasses, and pulls his robe down halfway, revealing the shirt Jreg usually wears. He grabs Jreg's hand and they seemingly fuse.

We cut to Commie in his apartment, who stands up and looks to the skies, proclaiming "Accelerationism!" We cut to Minarchist gasping and looking out the window, saying "Guys, what is that?!" We see a giant Jreg wearing Radical Centrist glasses, T-posing as he towers high above the city outside. It is labeled as Accelerationism with the caption "Probably follows /Acc accounts on Twitter" Libertarian is confused, asking if it is Radical Centrist or Jreg. Hoppean says he thought the centrists were dead. Ancap says that it is not a centrist, sounding frightened. Commie bursts in, busting down a door. All the capitalists gasp. He says he needs their help. Hoppean is angry but Libertarian asks Commie what it is. Commie explains that it is "Hyper nihilist post humanism, the longer it exists, the more of the political spectrum it will consume" until no political ideology means anything. Minarchist is skeptical but Ancap believes him and sends Libertarian to get some helicopters. He also hands Commie a bill for the door he broke.

We cut to the fascists meeting, proclaiming they will solve all problems with some variation of an ethnostate. All cheer except Moderate Lee who says maybe they should just have half an ethnostate. A bright flash of light causes emergency lockdown mode but nobody knows what happened. A hologram displays a crude image of Accelerationism. A moment later, a creature known as A̸̡̧̛̦̬̭̗̲̤͕̦̟̬̰̾̏̈́͋̈͂́̌̓̏̒̌͝n̸̛͔͙͓̺͇̩̬̈̌̈͂͒͑̏̈́̅̔̃̈a̷̝̒̊̈́̍͑̏̇r̷̛̝̀̓̎̌̑̆̆̅͘̚͝ç̷̲̯̮͙̣̯̗̩̻̮̭̔͆̂͐̑̄͌͗̇̅͊͆̓h̷̢̡̧͕̯͇̼̙͚̣̤̼̺̗͎̄̍͌̈̐́͐͆͌̃̑̽̐͌ơ̷̹̭̣̫̙͔̈̓͋̑͌͌̆̓̑͋̽͘͠͝-̶̡̛͖̬̦̪̽̄̏̽͒̓͐̾́̾̚͘͘ͅ“̸̺̳̬͔̄̇S̶̖̫̘͔̦̹̱̞̠̮̱͉̦͗͑̐̅̅́̓̎́̄͝Ē̶͙̞͇̆̒͊͑̈́͆̂͛͛̀͆̅͝N̵̨̛̠͚̞̲̘͇̂͌͝͠A̷̡̙͈͚̞͙̤͗̉̽̒̏͠͝T̷̹̫͈̎̀̓̈̓͒̅̚͠ͅO̵̬̮͔͔̰͍̰͆R̷̢̜̤̰̭̪͈̺̖̞̙͈̩͍͙͊̾̕̚Å̵͈̫̜͖̭̻̲͉̥̜͕͔̐͂͒̽̈͋̔͌̀̈́͒̊̈́͝L̷̤̺̘͈͙̗̞̺̪͓̱̖̋͝I̷̜̒͂̆͛͑̀̃̽̏S̵͉̎̃͌̓͑̒̈́̀̂M̷̰̩̓̾̊̅” breaks in, declaring that fascism is centrist now and says it's going to make 1984 look like The Conquest of Bread. It then kills Pan-Africanism. Pan-Africanism turns into an Impossible Ideology monster and Moderate Lee runs away. Pan-Africanism says it wants to purge everyone until only Africa remains and is about to kill Nazi, but Ancap shoots it from a helicopter out the window. Commie and Ancap pick up Nazi and they fly towards the menacing silhouette of the Accelerationist.

It ends with fan art of all the extremists, over a song of which the only lyric seems to be "Gotta get rid of the centrists." and "Get rid of the centrists". It transitions to an image of Radical Centrist standing over the extremists with his fingers like a puppetmaster, as if the extremists are his puppets.

## Description

Jreg has disappeared. The extremists are disbanded. The centrists have all been defeated.

All except one.

@Nickolas Cruiser /@Brian Moffatt

Music by Chris Mandra, David Arnold, AlanTheBox, Kevin Kiner, and Gordy Haab

2D Animation and Art by: (Sai) @saikaricochet on Twitter, (Carsen) @mothsprite on Twitter, @BaggiBoi
twitter.com/Rinwelde on Twitter
instagram.com/FrankieFoe.Exe

Song:
AlanTheBox - Banished at Birth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnNG\_...

Brian's inspiration: Milkman

We will get Centricide 8 part 2 and Centricide 8 part 3 out , so we should be concluding the series fairly soon, and we'll premiere those. We'll give you notice ahead of time for when they're premiering.

https://www.patreon.com/jreg