Quotes

An assortment of things heard and said by Mixed Results on their travels.

"Mazel tov cocktails."

"Elvish impersonator."

"The Beavholder"

"Idle worship."

"Wash your neck, Bring dick bread" - Edward

## Totally Legitimate Traditional Sayings

"You can in fact drown a horse" - Traditional Corvo Saying

"Leaving you honor on the table." - MCD Phrase

"You lick my back, I lick my back." - Firbolg Saying

## Prior to good note taking or something

God/Lair Actions - Chris

* "Necrodance if you want to"
* "Meaty sharkfist"
* "You pay for your friend's erection!"
* "I came here to hear this rat rock" - Archmagnus

Enton/Kolai - Kevin

* "mostly truth worthy, mostly capable"
* "The Holy Steamer and The Temple of Dagan"
* "Unraisin dead"
* "Faevor"
* "Doobie Decimal System"
* "The Shittering."
* "The Clittering."

Scoff - AJ

* "Air Genetics"
* "Gaping Directory"
* "So where is your bathroom?"
* "Layer action."
* "You don't wanna go in there" \*motions to bathroom\*

Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy

* "The game of everything is lava but it really is"
* "This is the third worst thing"
* "Now, Now Dear. Don't speak badly about someone that is better than you just because you feel oh so poorly of yourself." Towards Tampa in reference to Tampa insulting Enton

Saejin - ZZ

* "Dingy Out"
* "Bitches Float"
* "Caught Fairie-Fire Handed"
* "Double-Jointed"
* "I just came, I still have splashes of my mother on me..."
* "Hashtag Hashhag."
* "Deep in some sheep."
* "Dumb Slut Components"

Amanda - Willow

* "Orc Titties" - Willow

Shadow - Andrew

* "Well, you're the new archmagus now, flight of stairs."
* "Let's play Good cop, Same Cop"

Felix - Merric

* "Forklore."
* "Dwarven numerals."
* "Dwarves are all constructs."

Mel Books - Kyle

* "Look to the sky!" -Mel Books

## 27 July 2020

God/Lair Actions - Chris

* "Well stop doing wisdom-y things"
* "I have learned things and I don't want to learn anything more"
* "Hopefully nothing else will need to be drawn.... ever"
* "Wow you do have a big bonus"
* "Not dead, recently alive"
* "I will deal with these in order of hilarity"
* "cause you know... fuck the EPA"
* "If he had any wisdom... he'd have more wisdom"
* "Perception Team Whores (Sluts)"
* "One Goblin couldn't make this much blood, this is at least... two or three goblins"
* "So what are the three non-sluts doing?"

Enton/Kolai - Kevin

* "Rooftop Commandos, Eh?"
* "It's painful when you use words"

Scoff - AJ

* "So he's a goblet?"
* "ah fucking shit baby is what I heard" \*singing\*
* "Open the grate if you want to live!"
* "Thats bathroom talk!"

Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy

* "I see arrow!"
* "I don't know where your D went!"
* "He has chain tentacles"
* "Spicy Poop"
* "I'm not use to being a non-slut"

Saejin - ZZ

* "You know what they say about a man with a big bonus"
* "I pour the potion into his new head hole"
* "GREAT now, open this up so we can all come through!"
* "Ah, the light emanating from the poop"

## 3 August 2020

Before the Game was Cancelled

* "AJ is from the middle east, I mean midwest" - Chris
* "Ketchup is the devil's sauce!" - AJ

## 10 August 2020

God/Lair Actions - Chris

* "I see we have a gnomish standoff"
* "I mean, I know Vecna was a lot like her"
* "Poo rags and sad cotton candy imagery"
* "The EPA doesn't exist, mother nature can take another hit"
* "Kama had a secret tunnel and when you were in them, they didn't smell of poo"
* "Kama's stuff is near here but isn't poo-ey"
* "Baby I can change!"
* "If you want to get into the poo so bad, go ahead"
* "Squid Pro Quo"
* "The urine boys (union boys)"
* "Lets take a vote, drip her in poo or the easy route?"
* "Yes they seem to being doing a business"
* "Why are they more people in my piss hole??"
* "Its been not great... I don't know who you are, you strange poop covered cat.."

Enton/Kolai - Kevin

* "Gobloon"
* "Is there anyone guarding the poop hole?"
* "Danny Tanner's Full House of Leathers"
* "You're named Mat? We can find out >:]"
* "I'm not happy with the cat"
* "Danny Tanner's Full House of Leather"

Scoff - AJ

* "Well he is useless"
* "Poop Soup Riot \*sings\*"
* "What she has herpes??"

Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy

* "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ANAL SEX REFERENCES!"
* "I mean all tunnels are used for something shady"
* "Meaty hands"
* "No. she (Saejin) is fucking greedy, I don't have any of her shit"
* "They are peeing on products??"
* "Single Fathers into Piss"

Saejin - ZZ

* "Thieves can't what?"
* "Cool people can't what?"
* "Our ancestors rode these poop canals for miles"

Amanda - Willow

* \*Crier shakes tip jar\* \*Willow hands him dried fish\*
* \*willow sexily asks\* "Where do you get your piss?"
* "Uhhh nooo, Tasiii help"

Shadow - Andrew

* "I think I'm Mr. Pokey Stabby's Toy"
* "Couldn't she turn into a poo snake... or I guess a crocodile"
* "I'll use your tunnels"
* "So I could get more blood sacrifices or something... I mean what?"
* "They're not a language, just symbols"
* "I can still understand half of it. So I'm gonna act like I'm better than everyone else"
* "DIP HER IN POO! DIP HER IN POO! DIP HER IN POO!"
* "Hey, Hey, OUR piss hole"
* "Mr.Pokey Stabby decided to come out..."

## 17 August 2020

God/Lair Actions - Chris

* "The party was able to bride Bob Saget into using his piss hole"
* "One of which is not here, one is an NPC, and the other one is amanda"

Saejin - ZZ

* "I can touch bottom"

Amanda - Willow

* I have vast poop shoveling experience \*proceeds to name various animals\*

Shadow - Andrew

* "One dead goblin added to the bag"
* "I think the quest for moral absolutes is where you are going to be astonished"

## 24 August 2020

God/Lair Actions - Chris

* "The Assassin's Gloryhole"
* "Not that I don't like the surprise of someone in my hole, what are you doing back here?"

Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy

* 'Just Balls"

Saejin - ZZ

* "We've been in your hole!"
* "We wanted him to be interned we didn't want to leave him in turds"
* "Let me cast Modify Mammory"

Shadow - Andrew

* "Shadow know's his holes"

## 1/9/2023

God - Chris

* "Random Guess Holes"
* "Wangs off your forehead"
* "One-eyed Dwarf night."

Enton - Kevin

* "Dutch Crotch Gang, Oak Crotch Gang."

Saejin - ZZ

* "Dutch Crotch Gang, Oak Crotch Gang."
* "Your Dark under place"

## 1/23/2023

Thrud - Matthew

* "Sometimes a guy in the woods can be lots of things."

Enton - Kevin

* "How many arrows does it take to down a Dutch?"