Clark Jensen

The car is very slow. Use TURBO whenever possible.

**Clark Jensen** is a recurring driver of Does Not Commute. He is a spiritual advisor who charges lots of money for one session. He has advised Mrs. Clemons, Mr. Hughes and Mr. Olsen. He also gave a lecture called "The Great Beyond and The Spirits of Vehicles". Involved in a golf club incident with Julia, he was arrested by police officer Johnson.

His car is green. It is very slow, so it is advised to use TURBO. He is a close friend of Ms. Fitzpatrick, transferring money to Vehintelligence Inc, to help her develop her self-driving car.

## Hidden Smash Hit area

Clark's **Citicar** is the best car to go into the City's hidden Smash Hit area, as the map will scroll there only when driving him.

Clark Jensen's **Citicar**.The hidden Smash Hit area.Does Not Commute Easter Egg - 40 Seconds BONUS!Clark in the area.Pileup involving all the drivers (even vaguely) related to Vehintelligence Inc.
Mr. Olsen and Mrs. Clemons: You do realise we spent our money and you gave it to that company?
Ms. Fitzpatrick: Let him have it - the self-driving car is due soon to be released!
**Clark Jensen**: Or perhaps a spirit is driving it?
Commuter enjoys making Clark crash other cars out of his way, so that he can get to his lectures faster.

The accidents are at User blog:Commuter/Small car crashes/Clark Jensen's crashes. (A small car can cause a lot of damage!)

Or here:

**Clark Jensen**, trying to hurry to the Beach and the hidden Smash Hit area, is crashing a lot of other cars!

Cars interfering with **Clark Jensen**'s lecture have been crashed, as well as the boats.

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In the Garbage Dump/Golf Course, **Clark Jensen** can crash as well as the golf carts, especially on the run from Julia and Mr. Hughes!

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## Message

In The Metropolis/Future, his car-spirit lectures were true all along, as he appeared as a car-spirit himself in Mr. Ward's car.

The message was, in number-letter code,

* "My name is **Clark Jensen**. I was right all along. I have been reborn as a car."

Original message:

* `13.25 14.1.13.5 9.19 **3.12.1.18.11 10.5.14.19.5.14** 9 23.1.19 18.9.7.8.20 1.12.12 1.12.15.14.7 9 8.1.22.5 2.5.5.14 18.5.2.15.18.14 1.19 1 3.1.18`

## Spiritual advisory

When people go to see Clark Jensen, he advises them on their issues and possible solutions (e.g. a talk with Mrs. Clemons). He can also consecrate (bless) vehicles. (such as Mr. Olsen's moped, although it is not 100% perfect - as shown in the Incident at the Golf Course, when a supposedly consecrated bulldozer was driven away by Julia, causing lots of damage.)

He charges five hundred dollars for one session (as seen with Mrs. Clemons), and the money goes to Vehintelligence Inc, a car developing company. Ms. Fitzpatrick then uses the money to develop the self-driving cars, the first of them being a drivable prototype sports car.

## Story appearances

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

* Spiritual advisor **Clark Jensen** is productive today. He consulted a few clients this morning, and was just at the bank where he transferred a considerable amount of money to Vehintelligence Inc. He's now on his way to the beach.

### Checkpoint 2 - The Beach

* Spiritual advisor **Clark Jensen** is on his way to hold an open-air lecture called "The Great Beyond and The Spirits of Vehicles". There will be a short seance after the lecture.

### Checkpoint 5 - The Garbage Dump/Golf Course

* Spiritual advisor **Clark Jensen** has been called upon to consecrate a number of large demolition vehicles. But it seems like one of the vehicles has gone missing.

## Mentions

### Start - The Suburb

* Widowed Mrs. Clemons is certain that the ghost of her husband has possessed a car. Like every time on this day of the week, she's off to see an expert in the matter.

### Checkpoint 1 - The City

* Mr. Olsen recently acquired the moped, on which he rides to see his spiritual advisor. The very same spiritual advisor sold him the moped. The vehicle consecration was a very difficult and expensive process.
* Mrs. Clemons leaves the spiritual advisor with five hundred dollars less in her wallet.

### Checkpoint 6 - The Harbor

* On his way to work, longshoreman Mr. Molina listens to the morning news on the radio. There's a special report about the bulldozer incident at the golf club yesterday. The police are searching for a man claiming to be a spiritual advisor.
* Golf club owner Mr. Hughes should never have trusted that **Jensen-man**. To console himself after the debacle, Mr. Hughes is heading to the harbor to purchase a new boat with his insurance money.
* Police officer Johnson found the main suspect in the golf club incident, as he was trying to flee the country. Officer Johnson is now escorting the suspect to the station.

### Checkpoint 7 - The Metropolis/Future

* Mr. Ward's vehicle screen suddenly started displaying odd numbers: 13.25 14.1.13.5 9.19 ****3.12.1.18.11 10.5.14.19.5.14**** 9 23.1.19 18.9.7.8.20 1.12.12 1.12.15.14.7 9 8.1.22.5 2.5.5.14 18.5.2.15.18.14 1.19 1 3.1.18 Mr. Ward grumbles and resets it. *(The code here reads: `MY NAME IS **CLARK JENSEN**. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. I HAVE BEEN REBORN AS A CAR.`)*