Geekhaus Live in Chicago - Part Two

Photo of the cast during the Live Show

> "*Judy Garland was 4' 11" and my minor illusion can go up to five feet so...*"
> ― Fox E Kim
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**Geekhaus Live in Chicago - Part Two** is the eighteenth episode of Queens of Adventure Legends. It is the second half of the live show introducing the Chicago cast, the Haus of Geek, where they complete a quest for the Seelie Court.

## Summary

*Previously, the queens of Haus of Geek have been hired to perform at the Fall Faerie Festival and undertake a quest to acquire Pumpkin Spice for Queen Titania. After several encounters they find themselves at a cave entrance.*

 As they enter the cave, Jo Mama floating, Fox E Kim admits she has been walking the whole time, not skateboarding, and casting *minor illusion* to appear like she is riding. She then casts *light* on her fan to dispel some of the dark. A voice squeaks at them to turn the light out. She casts *light* on the whole party's fans in response. They continue through the cave. Lucy Stoole steps on a mushroom (that Jo misses because she is floating). It squeaks, and all mushrooms in the cave turn to look at them. They realize they had interrupted a mushroom orgy. One presses a stone, and a stone plate opens, revealing a ramp and a giant mushroom which rolls towards them.

As the group turns to flee, they try to use their skills to help them survive. Jo tells the mushrooms a story of her *history* with the mushrooms to *persuade* them to calm down. Fox E and Lucy each dip into their *arcana* knowledge of mushroom reproduction to try and encourage the mushrooms to get it on and leave them alone. But Lucy's eyes are clouded by spores, so her mushroom song doesn't do much and she gets rolled over by the giant mushroom. Jo turns to help her, using her *intelligence* to cast *catapult* to hurl more of the mushrooms out of the way.

They emerge at last from the cave into cooler air, but the smell of pumpkin spice is stronger. The path bends around the trees as they progress. Suddenly they find themselves trapped in a cylinder of force. A satyr from the earlier audience and several more fey appear. The satyr requests a favor, for the group to sing the songs of his animal artist friends (a mouse, a dog, and a duck). The queens each lip sync to the random songs from the animals. The fey applaud wildly and the magical wall around them vanishes. The satyr says they're close to the spice now.

At last they reach a massive pumpkin patch. In the center is a giant, motionless scarecrow. Fox E creates a *minor illusion* of Judy Garland as Dorothy to test the scarecrow. It turns and looks at it, before roaring. The crows around fly up to its head into the form of a beehive wig as the scarecrow attacks the illusion.

Fox E uses her scroll of animate objects (and counters a heckler) on the crows in the beehive to make them fly away. The scarecrow gathers up pumpkin vines to make a whip that it hurls towards the ground. One destroys the Judy illusion, the other slams against Jo. She retaliates with *burning hands,* engulfing the scarecrow with flames.

The scarecrow uses a legendary action, releasing a barrage of flaming pumpkin seed from its mouth. The seeds miss the party but ignite the vines all around them. Lucy casts *ray of sickness,* blowing the scarecrow apart. It is dead, and the pumpkin patch is one fire.

In the distance (past a firebreak) a lone giant pumpkin stands. The group leaps over the flames towards it. Next to it a small platform. The pumpkin's carved face greets them, and offers to give them the spice if they can lift its mood with a song. The Haus of Geek perform, and Dumpy begins to cough up pumpkin spice appreciatively.

The pumpkins in the patch burst, turning into the various fey they had met in their journey. One large pumpkin swells and turns into Queen Titania who rewards them with a wish each. Jo wishes for a democratic president. Lucy asks for sex with all consulting adults (and plugs her line of sex toys). Fox E wishes to learn how to skateboard. The satyr comes up to offer lessons. Other fey come up to Lucy and strip down.

Queen Titania says they all did well, and acknowledges Jo (supervisor of the year) as Madam President.

The End

### Characters

#### Party

* Fox E. Kim - high elf cleric
* Jo Mama - half elf fighter
* Lucy Stoole - dwarf wizard

NPCs

* Mushroom Creatures
* Satyrs
* Fae Animals
	+ Cats
	+ Mouse
	+ Duck
* Queen Titania
* Six Legged Cat (Displacer Beast)
* Popper the Pixie
* Hags
* Dumpy Pumpkin

Monsters/Enemies

* Giant Scarecrow

Live Show Roles

* DM Matt
* Dice Boy Jimmy

## Episode Notes

### Inspiration Earned

* Jo Mama - Dad joke puns
* Lucy Stoole - Mushroom pun

### Memorable Quotes

* "It's lit everyone... that's my spell." - Fox E. Kim
* "No, I thought I rolled a 20 and was done." - Jo Mama
* "I'm gonna remind that bitch about that time back in college when we were hanging out with the mushrooms and we were totally cool but then the bitch slept with my friend and I said 'Calm it down'. So they're gonna listen to me, calm the fuck down from their funk, and get it together out of my goddamn way." - Jo Mama
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* "I bet that wicker man's gonna charge us a $40 cover" - Jo Mama
* "I have been walking not skateboarding this entire time and you haven't noticed." - Fox E. Kim
* "It's time to fight, bitch!" - Lucy Stoole
* "That is a crisis of husbands!" - Fox E Kim
* "Yeah you let us know. What is that. What is that, Matt!" - Lucy Stoole

### References

* Bart Simpson
* Debbie Fox (Chicago Drag Queen)
* Judy Garland (Frances Gumm) and Dorothy from Wizard of Oz
* Clue - "Flames on the Side of My Face"

### Name That Tune

* "Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye
* "Just Around the River Bed" - Pocahontas
* "Skater Boi" - Avril Lavigne
* "What a Man" (as performed by Minnie Mouse) - surprise lipsync
* "Blue" (as performed by Goofy) - surprise lipsync
* "Simple and Clean" (as performed by Donald Duck) - surprise lipsync
* "40 Years Young" - Counting Crows
* "The Trolley Song" - Judy Garland
* "We Are Family" - Sister Sledge (finale lipsync)

## Behind the Queens

* In this episode, none of the queens used any weapons at any time, only spells and cantrips.
* This episode was originally released as a bonus episode to patreon backers on May 14th, 20202.
* This live show was also released on youtube on July 11th, 2020 as part of the online version of the Genrethon convention.

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