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The Chat

**Chat**, full name **Cornelius Howard Anthony Tyberius**, is the compiled thoughts of all participating EFAP audience that appears alongside the stream of any live episode or premiere of EFAP. While comprised of many comments from individual independent people, it can take the form of a singular being with a singular will.

Chat is a cancerous piece of matter that will slowly grow and grow over time and eradicate the universe with its splodgy cancerous vibes, smell and consistency.

## History

Chat has appeared alongside every episode of EFAP that was streamed live, as well as any episode that premiered. The only episodes that lack Chat are pre-recorded episodes that did not premiere. Chat has regularly provided insights into the Lore of the world in which we live, some correct and some completely incorrect.

### Orphan Hatred

In EFAP 32, Chat made their apparent lack of love for Orphans known. This would lead to a huge uncovering of the nature of Orphans, love, blood ownership, and bone density. It turned out that Chat and EFAP were actually in agreement on the Orphan Question, and were simply phrasing their views differently, but the discoveries made about the nature of Orphans remained true nonetheless.

### Pixelization by The Infamous

On EFAP 101, MauLer, Rags, Metal, ThatStarWarsGirl, and E;R watched a video by The Infamous taking aim at various negative *Star Wars* reviewers. The Infamous attempted to criticize not only MauLer, but EFAP Chat as well, but the low resolution of his video rendered Chat so pixelated that the text onscreen was unreadable. MauLer and co wept for Chat over what had been done to it.

## Trivia

* Jay adopted Chat, but can’t love it as much as biological Chat.
	+ Biological Chat manifests itself as multiple voices in ones head as an internal monologue, a bit like schizophrenia.
Wilford Brimley (Ascended)

> **​Rest In Peace Wilford Brimley**
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Wilford Brimley

**Anthony Wilford Brimley**, also known as **Wilford** **Brimley**, formerly known as **Wilford Brimley (alive)** was an American actor and singer. He was noteworthy among EFAP for being alive, up until his death.

## Life

Wilford Brimley was alive for 85 years. The fact that he was indeed alive was taken note of by Red Letter Media, and then later taken note of by EFAP. On this wiki, each of his character traits was followed by the clarifier "(alive)." This was in stark contrast to Hitler, who was dead.

## Death

Wilford Brimley died (ascended) on August 1, 2020, at the age of 85. MauLer and Rags learned the somber news on stream during EFAP 97. Now having something in common with Hitler (Dead). Rest in Peace, Wilford Brimley.
Wizards

The **Wizards** are people with magical powers, or "The Powerful Dick Sex Machina", classified by where they are, such as space wizard is in outer space and travels from planet to planet, while earth wizard just stays on one planet.

They wear arm bands that represent their level in magic, like belts in martial arts.

The most advanced wizards are called Warlocks, or Locks for short.

## Known Wizards

* Space Wizards: Luke ASkywalker, Mace Dooku, Yoodle, Kyle Ben
* Earth Wizards: Gandalf, Harry potter, Boromir (Wizard pupil, but he never completed his training before his death)
* Sea Wizards: merfolk, Galadriel
* Air Wizards: Airbenders,
* Swamp Wizard: Yoda
* City Wizard: Scarlet Witch
* Queef Wizard: Girl Ghost Busters
* Lizard Wizards: Dragons, Fring Daddy G
* Milk Wizard: Milkman
* Geode Wizard: Jay Exci
* Gender Wizard: They can only change people into a Brie Larson or a random woman. Some advance ones can make more precise transformations, like if you say "Anything but Abby".
* Spider Wizards: John Adams, Saruman, Doctor Strange
* Trailer-park Wizards: Jake Skylwaker, Endgame Thor
* Gay Wizards: Remarkable Republican (level 20 "diversalock" who can cast The Gay), Iamthatroby (level 5 "diversalock" who can cast a Rainbow)
* Bladder Wizard: Mauler

## Trivia

* Warlock, Wizard, Magician, Sorcerer, Enchantress and Witch are different. Nobody knows why, but they are.
* A bad movie can be made good with theme of "bladdery-ledicorous", the powerful bladder spell
* wizards make poop disappear with spell "Fetus Deleteus " (poop children), they are hired to clean toilets
* warlocks invented air-conditioning. reason why this is not well know as people don’t see warlocks often, only to fix air-conditioning
* Jesus was both earth and sea wizard, as he could walk on both.
Jimmy Carter

Carter's Presidential Portrait

> "At this rate, I'm expecting *our* names to be on the list!"
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**James Earl Carter Jr**, better known as **Jimmy Carter**, is the thirty-ninth President of the United States and, according to an analysis of the number of times mentioned by digitally available texts, the ninety-third most well-known individual in human history, beating out both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. No, really

## History

### PreFAP

Carter was born and raised in Plains, Georgia. He graduated from the US Naval Academy in 1946, and joined the US Navy's submarine service. Afterward Carter returned home and revived his family's peanut-growing business. He then manifested his opposition to racial segregation, supported the growing civil rights movement, and became an activist within the Democratic Party. He served in the Georgia State Senate from 1963 to 1967 and then as governor of Georgia from 1971 to 1975. As a dark horse candidate not well known outside of Georgia, Carter won the Democratic nomination and narrowly defeated incumbent Republican president Gerald Ford in the 1976 US presidential election. He lost the 1980 presidential election in a landslide to Republican nominee Ronald Reagan, and polls of historians and political scientists generally rank Carter as a below-average president, but his post-presidential activities are viewed in an exceptionally favorable light. He established the Carter Center to promote and expand human rights, earning him a Nobel Peace Prize in 2002, and traveled extensively to conduct peace negotiations, monitor elections, and further the eradication of infectious diseases. Carter is a key figure in the nonprofit housing organization Habitat for Humanity and wrote numerous books, ranging from political memoirs to poetry, while continuing to comment on global affairs. Aged 99, he is both the longest-lived president following the 2018 death of George H W Bush and the one with the longest post-presidency. Carter is also the fourth-oldest living person to have served as a nation's leader

### Online Fame

On EFAP 255, MauLer organized a game show between Team Fleem and Team Grumbo to guess the contents of a list compiled of the 100 most well-known individuals in history, based on how often they are referenced by various texts available online. When asked about Jimmy Carter, Theo answered no, and the revelation that he was wrong shocked the entire cast. Thomas Jefferson was the only other US President to make the list

Later reflection at the end of the game mentioned that Carter's post-presidential activism likely contributed to this, with him being on the list of Nobel Prize winners, and MauLer theorized that he may benefit doubly from being just old enough to be referenced as a historical figure while also just young enough to still be relevant today

## See Also

* John "Spider" Adams
* Jeb Bush
Eric Butts

Overly emotional Star Wars fan that reacts to trailers, crying over most minute thing, like he thinks the visuals are gorgeous when he sees rocks. Overall just likes the brand no matter what and vibrates in the seat while he watches. Has boil in his left cheek and buckteeth.

## Trivia

* Guy thought he would cry even before he saw the trailer and started hyperventilating at the Lucasfilm logo.
* Thinks trailer for Rise of Skywalker was "legendary".
* Although there is a high probability that when he said "Stuff Of Legends" he was actually referring to the old Star Wars Expanded Universe (Now rebranded "Legends") rather than the movie.
* Thought that Rey is wearing similar clothe as kid even though she has been wearing those clothes in all of her movies.
* He was happy thinking that Lando would be reunited with the activist robot.
* Palpably a "beach shooter".
* If he knew about EFAP, he would try to kill Mauler with his toy lightsaber.
* Thinks you should let people who love the movie love it.
* Supposedly has woman but also has twin beds.
Mace Dooku

Promotional photo of Mace Dooku, provided by Goger

> "He's more Dooku than Mace now."
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**Mace Dooku** was a lesser-known Jedi Knight during the final years of the Galactic Republic.

## Appearance

Mace Dooku is a an older dark-skinned man with short white hair and a beard. He often wears typical Jedi robes but may also wear darker clothing including a black tunic with a brown cape. He wields a purple lightsaber, sometimes with a straight hilt and sometimes with a curved hilt, suggesting he has two lightsabers.

## History

### PreFAP

Not much is known about Mace Dooku outside of him being a Jedi Knight. His surname and style of dress suggest he is related to the Sith Lord and former Jedi Count Dooku, though this is uncomfirmed, and whether or not his possible relation to Count Dooku influenced either of their lives is unknown. His usage of Dark Side Force abilities suggests that he may have left the Jedi Order or at least did not subscribe to all their teachings, further evidenced by his purple lightsaber, but this is also unconfirmed. His fate after the end of the Clone Wars is unknown.

### Introduction

> "However, um, the thing is here, that Doo- Mace Windu absolutely knows who Count- Mace, Ma- did I say Mace Dooku?"
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> - Rags, who did not say Mace Dooku, until he did
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Mace Dooku was first introduced to EFAP when Rags accidentally invoked his name in EFAP 88, prompting members of Chat to send in pictures of the forgotten Jedi.

## Powers and Abilities

Mace Dooku's usage of Force Lightning suggests a high level of competence in wielding the Force. It also suggests a connection to the Dark Side of the Force and a willingness to break from Jedi teachings, which would explain his lightsaber's purple blade, a color associated with Force users who straddle the line between the Light and the Dark. His possible usage of two different lightsabers suggests that he switches between two different styles of lightsaber combat, using whichever is preferable for a given situation.
Nerdstalgic

## The One Word Ruining Superhero Fight Scenes

How to make a aerial fight interesting? by not doing it at all.

Now a days superheroes with the power to fly are made to constantly fly and fight while flying. Its understandable, as it can give one advantage against grounded enemy. But most of the time they stay grounded even thought they could gain advantage by flying.

One problem flight brings is the physics, as we don't know what will happen when they fight and we can loose them in the air, we loose our understanding of the momentum and impact in the air. When Shazaam is thrown trough the air and lands face first in the ground we don't know how strong the hit was. When characters are thrown through buildings we don't know the impact as the characters aren't hurt.

Problem to this is that the characters don't become danger to each other but to the civilians, as superman thrown through another building wont make you feel he is in more of a danger.

Problem with air fights is that they all end the same way, a character crashes to the ground. Air fights is always just paddin until they end the fight in the ground, so the fight in air feels pointless.

Shazaam is one of the DCs best movies, in his opinion. Its fun compared to the misanthropic DC cinematic universe. Mall fight is great air-fight as its intense, since Shazaam is trying to run away.

Best air-fight is when characters can't run away by flying
The Guy You See Press The Lever On The Death Star

The Guy Who you See Press The Lever On The Death Star, also called Tenn Graneet according to non-cannon Star Wars novels, is brought up in *EFAP #53 - Chatting about "Men are ruining Star Wars" and Opinions with the Australian Triple Threat*

## Tenn Graneet

### Alias

The Guy You See Press The Lever On The Death Star

## Work

He is "blissfully unaware of what the station even does," and only works for the empire to put food on the table. He got personally complimented by Darth Vader who then came to his house. When Darth Vader came Tenn's wife made dinner and Darth Vader passed his compliments to the Emperor, aiding Tenn in almost getting higher up in Command, but the Death Star blew up the next day. The day the Death Star blew up Darth Vader was scheduled to come again for spaghetti bolognese, but instead storm troopers arrived with a folded Empire flag (one house in their million-house trip).

## Home Life

He has a loving wife and daughter, and was late on the day the death star exploded. On that same day, he told his daughter to go to sleep early and to tell her mom he loved her.
Episode 9

### Title

EFAP #9 - "Responding to Here Lies: Rags - Stop Hating What I Like TRO (ft. A Special Guest) Pt 2"

### Videos Featured

The Right Opinion
 Quinton Reviews

### Next Episode

Episode 10

**EFAP #9** is the ninth episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Plot

With wolf down for the count, and just Rags and Mauler left, the duo fend off the vicious assault of TRO and Quinton, in hopes of debating them directly.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11235382/?ref\_=ttep\_ep9
Hello All My N-Words

> "Hello all my N-words."
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> - A superchat, quoting Wolf, quoting cunder thunt
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**Hello all my N-words**, later **Hello all my JLongBone words**, and currently **Hello all my Ewoks**, are all greetings. The initial "Hello all my N-words" is associated with Wolf, solely because it was his reading of the message that began it all.

## Origin

In the beginning of EFAP #19, Rags promised a person named cunder thunt that whatever they typed in the chat would be read out on stream, since they were the first person in the chat. Cunder thunt's message was, "HELLO ALL MY N-WORDS!!!!!!!!!!" Wolf read that message out, and the audio clip of him doing so stuck around long after.

## Evolution

### Goodbye All My N-Words

Fittingly enough, the original "N-words" variant of the greeting was used to mark the departure of Wolf, bookending the N-word chapter with the phrase, "Goodbye All My N-words."

### Hello All My Ewoks

Once Quinton conflated black people with Ewoks, it naturally followed that the expression evolved to "Hello all my Ewoks," or conversely, "Hello all my E-words." Post-departure, on the Farewell Wolf EFAP Mini, Wolf himself advocated for the Ewok variant.
Longman

**Longman** is a descriptor of a person who makes long content, particularly related to media criticism. While MauLer is *The* Longman, anybody can become *a* Longman. Longman is similar to the term "Longoid," though while Longoid describes a race, Longman describes a creed.

## MauLer

While there are other Longmen, MauLer is *The* Longman. MauLer and Long go hand in hand. His detractors hate him for it, and his fans love him for it. Long is a defining aspect of MauLer's content, from reviews to streams to viewing parties, and content that would be considered long by other creators' standards is seen as surprisingly short when coming from MauLer.
UpNext

## Why The Cat In Captain Marvel Has More Meaning Than You Think

thinks Goose would be important in the taking down thanos “she was equivalent of intergalactic demon”

thinks Goose can store and hide objects and can bring them out only when it want to. they should set goose on fight the thanoses forces and be used as inter-dimensional suitcase

its pretty strange on marvel metric that goose can eat and spit out the tesseract like a hairball

its weird that she has not been seen since the Captain marvel

thinks that Nic Fury stores most top secret things he wont give to SHIELD inside Gooses body, stores floppy discs and usb drives inside her. Fury might have lot of things stored inside gooses body

## Why Thor Won't Be In Avengers 4

creates title in the video, but its not the same title as the video “why Thor may not be in avengers 4”

its their bread and butter to speculate, but doesn’t mention clickbait

But as easy as it is to speculate about what could happen, we also need to take into the count what will absolutely happen and what will potentially not happen at all

claim to respond to everyone (has not responded to the top comments as they say the UPNext is wrong, only answers tot hose that say they like the channel)

video was so boring and predictable that they decided not to watch it through, as they needed to go through superchats

## Quotes

* *“swallows group of man sized enemy soldiers”*
Episode 61

### Title

EFAP #61 - Checking Out Nando and MovieBob's J\*ker takes With ThatStarWarsGirl and JLongBone

### Guests

ThatStarWarsGirl
 JLongbone
 DasBoSchitt
 Drunken Peasants

### Videos Featured

Nando
MovieBob

### Next Episode

Episode 62

**EFAP #61** is the sixty-first episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11398126/?ref\_=ttep\_ep11
TheGamerFromMars

> *“Grade A Under A is officially dead”*
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“mars” part doesn’t have to do with anything, its just what he had when he did gaming videos and never changed it

read the scrip and keeps his eyes on it, even when he moves his head around, it looks creepy. his a robot, a carrot between two pieces bread or just bread between breads

## The Death of GradeAUnderA - GFM

had made million views by talking about GradeA, then decided to try to get the same amount by making another video, only got 260K views

yammers about how GradeA made lot of money, had lot of viewers and made enough money to live comfortably and has two clips from GradeAs comeback promise videos

gradeA promised to come back, but didn’t

video has lot of filler, to the point that he couldn’t get it to 10 minutes. 4 minutes in to 6 minute video it ends, 2 is random bullshit

only thing he knows is that it was year later from his promised season 2, so he probably wont come back

thanks viewer for watching the video for 4 minutes, but the video has barely anything beyond GradeA having money, viewers and how he doesn’t know anything

think s Donald Trump saved twitter from dying by tweeting in lot of controversial things. doesn’t see Trump being banned by Twitter, as his the best thing to happen to it, although he says he isn’t the biggest expert on this sort of thing

## Trivia

* his the mark brown of YouTube drama
* is there life on mars? no, there isn’t
* mentions that people misrepresented his beliefs
* asks his viewers to vote for him in wooden man
* Originally thought that the Facebook would die
* Quinto parodied this guy by his trump rant
* Jay learned more about GradeA by being given short explanation by Mauler than listening to this guy
Internet Historian

**Internet Historian** is a YouTuber who makes videos documenting noteworthy events on the internet, and has since branched out to videos on real-life events

## Physical Appearance

Internet Historian looks identical to Hide the Pain Harold, an elderly man with white hair and a beard. He ended up un-entering the third dimension, and is now a cartoon character

## History

#### Foreshadowing

Internet Historian appeared on one of Jay's streams
Weekend Warrior

**Weekend Warrior** is a YouTuber who reviews movies, TV shows, and video games.

co-host of Wolf and Mauler from the beginning of EFAP, but somehow people think that their most frequent guest, Rags is the co-host

## History

### Meeting Armoured Skeptic, For NOUGH Reason

Weekend joined MauLer, Rags, and for the first time, Armoured Skeptic, with whom he had had friendly back-and-forths on Twitter but had yet to talk to in a call before, in EFAP 93. Weekend and Skeptic were anticipating their first call together, but the meeting was delayed by Weekend's mic acting up at the beginning of the call and making him nigh unhearable. Eventually the audio issues were sorted out, and the gang suffered through Cinematic Venom trying to prove that the *Lord of the Rings* films were actually terrible. Weekend in particular took note of Cinematic Venom's constant use of the phrase, "For NOUGH reason!" The boys were left exhausted and enraged, a rarity for Weekend, in one of the most grueling experiences on EFAP to date.

## Trivia

* weekends mike was busted, for possession of drugs
* He was Fall Guys before Fall Guys the game was a thing.
* Luckily he hadn't met Goliath. He doesent even know of the creature, which is weird since he (allegedly) lives in Philippines.
Episode 8

### Title

EFAP #8 - "Everything Wrong With Black Panther An Unbridled Rage and MundaneMatt"

### Videos Featured

The Right Opinion
Quinton Reviews

### Next Episode

Episode 9

**EFAP #8** is the eighth episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

* First appearance of The Right Opinion and Quinton Reviews.

## Plot

The mastermind behind it all is finally revealed, The progenitor of Patrick is here, and with the assistance of the dreaded Quinton; he's firing on all cylinders. Wolf is injured in this devastating assault.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11235370/?ref\_=ttep\_ep8
GDELB

> "Shalom, fellow cinephiles, and welcome, to Game Developers Essentials Lessons Book"
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**Game Developers Essentials Lessons Book,** or, GDELB, is a program, created by Mooper, an Essentials Guide Trained Game Therapy Core Fundamentals Operated Video Interaction Science Specialist of the Intellectual Gaming Community who was bullied as a child. It covers such advanced topics, as, The Red Car Law, Judicial Simplification, and Antikythera Mechanisms. Games covered on the series include Farming Simulator, Darks Souls, Anthem, and, more.

## Episodes

Episode 1 - Farming Simulator's Hidden Connection To Dark Souls; SECRETS EXPLAINED And Here's Why!

Episode 2 - How; The 2020 Election Reveals' Anthem Failed?: “We Did'nt Just Die, We We’re Murdered”

Episode 3 - The Full "GDELB" Gaming Awards for the 2010's

Episode 4 - A Prolegomena to The Lighthouse, Twilight and Telekinetic Histeria

Episode 5 - WandaVision: Addiction, Abuse & The Fear of God (The shortest GDELB yet!)

## Creative Process

Mooper is a strange creature, choosing to only release one video essay per year, on the same date, and on MauLer's channel. In the time in between GDELB's releases on April 1st, MauLer collects the most inspired, most evolved, most massive media analysis from video essayist across the globe and compiles them into a notes document, then passes them along to Mooper. Mooper then takes those pearls of wisdom and crafts them into a sum greater than its parts. Naturally, these in-depth, groundbreaking analyses are kept under 20 minutes.
Generation Films

## 10 FLAWS with the STARSHIP TROOPERS Mobile Infantry

one flaw is that the soldiers are not trained from young age, so they are not grown into "sociopathic killing machines" because they have had suburban education. they need to be desensitized to the killing, but the soldiers in ST are mentally weak and afraid. soldiers are unable to deal with the harshness of war.

there is no discipline in ranks. they get violent with one another "this might seem humane but weakness in the face of bug scum". Rico doesn't act like a leader 100% of the time, as he engages in "human intercourse" and is given more time to finish. this doesent believe in human first doctrine to defeat their enemies. sure, there is some disciplinary. there is distractible disorder in ranks, which will dampen their teamwork.

soldiers armor isn't good against the bugs, even though they are future, where they should have better armor and weapons. leaders are assshole that don't want to protect all of their soldiers. guns are too cumbersome and hard to use in close quarter combat. guns don't do enough damage

their tactics are okay against humans, not against bugs. like they lacked air-defense and tanks, they used newbies and thought they were just dumb insects. the response to the attack shouldn't have been send half a million soldiers to fight the aggressors. he thinks is suicide mission.

government is lead by military and people in military have better privileges. Leading officers can act out violence to their inferior officers. army needs to be lead by politically minded individuals, like palpatine

you can only become citizen if you join the army and get to vote, but since its voluntary they cant force best people to fight for them and has to use what they get, like idiot that yells medic when their friend is clearly dead.

The hero is inept, he is not like master chief. his weak-minded and only joined because girl he liked was in there.

transport ships are not made to stand against giant plasma shots and are not suited for battle.

army doesent use vehicles, only soldiers on foot
Rhinos

> "There's no reason not to farm rhinos."
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A **rhinoceros**, commonly abbreviated to **rhino**, is a member of any species of odd-toed ungulates in the family **Rhinocerotidae**. The term "rhinoceros" is often more broadly applied to now-extinct species of the superfamily Rhinocerotoidea. Two of the extant species are native to Africa, and three to Southern Asia. Rhinos are some of the largest remaining megafauna, with all species able to reach or exceed one ton in weight. They have a herbivorous diet, small brains (400–600 g) for mammals of their size, one or two horns, and a thick (1.5–5 cm) protective skin formed from layers of collagen positioned in a lattice structure.

Rhinos are known in the EFAP community for their pacifist war efforts and their milk.

Before becoming war rhinos, they were rude. Wakonda fought a war against the rhinos, as rhinos wanted to celebrate Christmas and wakonda wanted Kwanzaa, "kwanzaanites" the rhinos call them.

## Farming

While rhinos are typically thought of as unfarmable, **Pacifist War Rhinos** are farmed in Wakanda for their use as cavalry in pacifist battle, and are stationed within vibranium wooden fences around the impenetrable forest. They can also be farmed for their meat, ivory, and most importantly, their milk, which has superfood properties.

It is theorized that every Friday in Wakanda, it is traditional to drink rhino semen.

## Trivia

* Patrick Willems' favorite addition to MCU is rhino milk.
* Boneless rhinos have flaccid horns.
* rhinos couldn't come to fight Thanos as they were blocked by the impenetrable forest
* Fire-bears cannot evaporate rhino milk, as it is too strong, and extinguishes the fire before it touches the milk.
* Contrary to popular belief, rhinos lay eggs.
* Is ghost milk better than rhino milk?
The Forbidden One

Jared Genesis is **The Forbidden One**. He was featured in various early episodes of EFAP, until it became known that he had a darker past than was previously known. Upon learning this, MauLer requested that no future EFAP-related content have any reference to Jared (with the exception of memes that were already being made at the time), to avoid driving any traffic to Jared's channel.

## History

### **EFAP 27 - Learning the Unfortunate Truth**

At the beginning of EFAP 27. MauLer had to break the sad news that Jared was not as innocent as he seemed.

### **EFAP 100 - For Old Time's Sake**

**On the 2-year anniversary of EFAP 1, MauLer, Rags, and Wolf watched the highlights of that first stream, then followed it up by watching one last Jared video: a review of Toy Story 4, in which he claimed that there have been no white garbagemen since the 1940s.**
Hot Doggler

> "There's no worse villain in the Batman roster than the Hot Doggler"
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The **Hot Doggler** is a criminal mastermind based in Gotham City

## History

### Early Life

The Hot Doggler was orignally a humble hotdog salesman, as portrayed in the 2019 film *Joker*. General audiences did not notice his blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo, but eagle-eyed film aficionados like ralphthemoviemaker's mom were able to appreciate his inclusion.

### Criminal Career

At some point in his life, the hotdog salesman turned to a life of crime, taking on the name the Hot Doggler. He is expected to appear in the sequel to *Joker*

## Quotes

* "Can I tell you a theory my mom had for this film? There's a little person in this film. And her theory, once the movie's over, she called me and said, 'I think that guy in the sequel is gonna become the Penguin'" - ralphthemoviemaker, EFAP 70
Spuart

Spuart in his purest form

**Spuart** (pronounced /spwärt/) is one of the coolest guys there is, undefeated in nearly every competition he's been in, beloved by all (except for ChaseFace and his fellow Spuartists), a Renaissance man known by many names, but always recognizable as Spuart. **Rare Spuarts** are a commodity highly sought after in the EFAP Community.

## Appearance

Spuart's default form is that of a white ovaloid body with three strands of black hair at the top. He has sticks for arms and legs, a large nose,black dots for eyes, and he maintains a serious expression on his face. He is accompanied by a blue puddle of water under his feet. He has been compared to an Easter Island statue.

## Introduction

Spuart was introduced to EFAP by Glidus, as a competitor in a game of Champ'd Up on EFAP Gaming #8. Spuart quickly began popping up all over the game, taking on various forms to compete against his various opponents.

## Opposition

> "Ayo *fuck* Spuart!"
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ChaseFace made his anti-Spuart, or "Spuartist," stance known shortly after his introduction, and delivered a presentation where he accused Spuart of genociding children, weaponizing climate change to take away the snow, and colluding with United States President Donald Trump to take away people's rights, namely the right to give and receive gifts, though Rags dismissed these accusations as Spuartlighting. Moriarty immediately countered with his own pro-Spuart presentation.
Vox

Phil Edwards mouthpiece

## Why the Marvel Cinematic Universe feels empty

Accondring to him MCU is "overrated” when the video is called MCU feels "empty. Then later he says its “broken”. The video title was probably made first and the script made second

Does a 2-minute short history of comic book superheroes referencing each other, crossover with Universal monsters and radio superheroes linking each other.

asked from their audience what was overrated

Batman and superman enjoyed some cake. let them eat cake “They enjoyed some cake”

marvels continuity became hassle to maintain

calls Iron man end stinger “universe exposition dumb”

first 3 to 6 minutes were filler

refers explanation why not ask  Avengers help in Ant-man “weak excuse” and calls reference to other characters “heavy handed addition” are about “crossover hype” and not “telling a  good story”

reference connecting movies are cool, but not coherent intertwined world

MCU has no rules, it “Superhero Hotchpotch.”

no one would care if Hawkaye was in Justice League, not just because his Hawkeye

X-Men cinematic universe “shows the better way”

Would anyone be surprised if Disney made marvel and Star Wars crossover?

Homecoming had cameo of Damage Control, comic where superheroes show consequences of their universe, showing where the MCU could go but MCU is just business strategy

## Quotes

*“their universe is only as deep as some merchandize and few easter eggs”*

*“it’s not a transformed universe”*

*“why is this not just a steaming pile of clickbait? Here me out.”*

*“Go back to 1939…”*

*“This universe is not just crossovers. every character, human and mutant has taken sides in generations long battle with real stakes, unlike Marvel Civil War, that leads to creative possibilities like decade jumping and even tonal experimentations with deep integrations to mythology if not the continuity.”*

*“When marvel experiments like with the Jessica Jones, the big tie in with the MCU is merch. X-men movies are not all good but they do all have universal logic that is stronger than Tommy Westphall snow globe”*

*“this snow globe contains a half century of television”*

*“Crossovers require a bunch  of artistic compromises, no one wants “Cheers” and “I Love Lucy “to be a connected universe, its because bunch of busines decision connected them”*

*“Frasier and X-Files don’t mix”*

“Add Aquaman to that poster, if you didn’t know DC owned him, would anyone notice?”

“Here’s is another test. if you, little old you, were in the movie, which universe would change you: in X-men you would have to decide where you fell in a decades long battle, do you side with mutants or humans? In the MCU you would be like this kid in “Agents of SHIELD”, your big decision would be to buy some merch”
ScreenCrush

## Rise of Skywalker - Plot Holes EXPLAINED + Questions Answered

palpatine survived because he learned from darth palgues how to keep his spirit alive. he also could have used clones to use himself alive and snoke was not force sensitive, it was just using Palpatines power. he also needed dyead energy to come back alive.snokes scar was there to make him more believable that he was clone

nobody told that rey was palpatine because they wanted to keep her safe. luke knew because he was looking for darth uzi and since she was form nowhere place like Jakoo means that she was palpain grand daughter

dagger was made before the waves were big

everything was pallpatines plan, as he had contingencies if darth tried to kill him. the time skkip gave him enugth time to built his ships

leia died because she purged palpatines essence from her son

fins thing to say could be that he loves rey or that he is force sensitive, and he is definitely force sensitive

palpatine original plan was to get rey kill kylo and steal his wayfinbder, dyad was the plan be

knowing about reys parents would be boring, al we need to know is that she is palpatines granddaughter. besides, its palpaines own business who he has children with

people in the arena are sith ghosts

rey wasn't possessed by palpatine because she didnt kill him with anger

palpatine didn't turn into younger person because he didn't suck all of the dyad energy, as he wanted to just screw with the duo

anakin dident appear as he wasn't the chosen one, it was rey

jedi dien't use force heal as they didn't know about it or weren't strong enough and ghost didn't fight because they weren't strong enough to do damage to palpatine

holdo maneuver wasn't used as its suicide maneuver and nobody wants to die

rey knew where lukes old home was because she ask from someone

palpoatines wavefinder was guarded by enchantment, what was the evil rey vision and it was next to his trone as it was good place to hold his important items

vader wavefinder was in forest because the creatures wanted to escape with it

rey can use lightning because she didn't know she could and has strong connection to darkside

c3p0 ability to tell sith was decided by the senate and palpaine outlawed it. also they didn't have enough time to find another droid.

people came to help in the final battle because it was the smooth talking lando that ask for help
JonCJG

**JonCJG** is a YouTuber and the creator of Arby 'n' the Chief.

### **EFAP 92**

Jon first came onto EFAP for an episode dedicated not to responding to a video, but to discussing Arby 'n' the Chief.

### **EFAP 100**

Jon joined into EFAP 100 three hours into part 2, where he joined MauLer, Rags, Wolf, Logicked, M, and JLongbone to look at some memes and fanart. The gang then took a look at two Lord of the Rings videos by Cracked and Vaughn Fry Will Die, "A Defense of Bad Movies" by Devil's Advocate. JLongbone dropped out and Chaseface joined in for "Restoring Balance to the Star Wars Fandom" by MakeStuff. Wolf and Logicked dropped out and Fringy, Vito, and HackFraud joined in to finish off that video, and then HackFraud dropped out and the remaining roster stayed around for a dramatic reading of Chris Stuckmann's rewrite of *Batman V Superman* and round off the stream.
Vito

## Trivia

* He doesn’t like minorities, neither does he want to see a movie where guy gets nail jammed into their dickhole.
* his uncle represented kids that stole nude of celebrities and managed to get them off with just probation by the fact that they were kids. older ones got to jail.
* only thing he liked about kylo was his mask.
* went to antifa rally and handed both sides Pepsi cans, like in the commercial. both sides belted each other with cans, thinks he might go to jail for this.
* lives in a cell, so he doesn’t get to look at women often.
* made video defending epic game store, rags didn’t like it.
ThatStarWarsGirl

**ThatStarWarsGirl**, also known as **Anna ThatStarWarsGirl**, **Anna TSWG**, or simply **Anna**, is a YouTuber and artist who primarily makes content about *Star Wars*.

## History

### The Death of *Game of Thrones*

ThatStarWarsGirl first joined MauLer not on an EFAP, but on a stream discussing the series finale of *Game of Thrones*, where the two of them, along with Jeremy from Geeks + Gamers and DasBoSchitt, discused the disaster of an ending.

### You Get to Look at Women

Anna once again joined the woman-hating podcast for the all-woman episode, featuring herself, Aydin Paladin, JLongBone, and of course, Rags, to cover a video by Jenny Nicholson, who is indeed a woman and therefore can only be covered by fellow women.

## Trivia

* A bird flew into her house in EFAP 101.
* She is small enough to ride a tiger.
* She lives kind of close to Jenny Nicholson
* Doesn't like the taste of water. She is bit of a freak.
Order 66

### Title

EFAP Order #66 - Full Breakdown/Review of Star Wars: Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker

### Guests

Jay Exci
 Shadiversity
 Metal Commander
Fringy
 The Critical Drinker
DasBoSchitt

### Next Episode

Episode 67

**EFAP Order 66** is the sixty-sixth episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

* *The Rise of Skywalker* review special!
* Discovery of The Poop Dimension
* Conclusion of The Star Wars Question

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11495768/?ref\_=ttep\_ep1
Weird Olive

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A **weird olive**, sometimes called a **grape**, is a fruit, botanically a berry, of the deciduous woody vines of the flowering plant genus *Vitis*. Weird olives are a non-climacteric type of fruit, generally occurring in clusters. Weird olives have been cultivated and used by humans as food for over 8,000 years, both fresh or in dried form (as raisins, currants and sultanas). They hold cultural significance in many parts of the world, particularly for their role in winemaking, as well as their use in various types of jam, juice, vinegar, and oil.

Weird olives have controversially been used as a topping on pizzas, under the justification that regular ordinary olives are used as a pizza topping as well.

## Etymology

Grapes were first referred to as weird olives in EFAP 24 by Rags, who similarly described cherry tomatoes as "weird cherries."
Punto

**Punto** is company that sells "Anti Planetary Bombardment System", a system carried in a "Defense Back-bag" that warns its purchasers of falling asteroids, deploys energy shield to protect the owner if asteroid is falling close by and uses orbital lasers to destroy all asteroids that are falling too close to the buyer. Back-bag also doubles as a normal back-bag and comes in any color the buyer wants. Also all their products have warranties and infinite battery life.

Puntos main objective is to educate people about the dangers of asteroids and all of their subscription money goes to advancing the APBS.

Asteroids are not naturally falling, they are flung from distant galaxy at light-speed by highly advanced alien race nicknamed "The Big Gay" or just "TBG".

You better get one, as we live in the "Code Red Era", where asteroids are going to rain upon us at any moment at light-speed, and only APBS have the tech to detect them at that speed and intercept them before they hit you.

## Trivia

* They give free Defense Bag-bags away in charity events (not to Orphans though, only people working in orphanages).
* All the backbreaking factory work is done by Australian slaves, but since nobody cares, its okay.
* First APBS was a rucksack
* Punto will take over Amazon in couple of years
* Michael Bay is intending to make a movie of Punto with Bruce Willice as the main character.
* First honorary back-bag was given to Obama as a gift.
* If you buy now, you can get Wolf or Rags back-bag with just 999.99$

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFEawZwKkks
Logicked

> "Logicked is here?? Cool but why?"
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**Logicked** is a YouTuber who makes videos typically responding to religious arguments. MauLer watches his content.

## History

### Vs CinemaSins on The Last Jedi

Logicked joined MauLer, Rags, and Wolf on EFAPs 17 and 18 to take a look at CinemaWins' video "Everything Great About Star Wars: The Last Jedi."

## Trivia

* Wolf outed him as a Russian spy, and ended up acting more Russian spy-ish by exposure.
* He finds the title “Endgame” a bad tittle for the last Avenges film, considering the word similar to the cliched "Revelations".
* MauLer sees him as classic YouTube, before the dark times.
RobotHead

**Robot Head** is a YouTuber who makes videos about media, mainly Star Wars, and often critiquing the entertainment industry.

## Trivia

* He doesn’t get influence by anyone.
* Since he is a robot, RobotHead believes that people can't have feelings.
* he is The Robot in Mauler's analogy: he doesn’t care about feelings or subjectivity in general, only that things make logical sense and are supported by facts. This doesn’t mean that RobotHead doesn’t count people being emotional, only that they are shown to be emotional and are emotional when its makes sense for their prior actions. He tallies the good and the bad, and then makes judgement of how well did the film perform in consistency with its plot.
	+ Some think that The Robot can't not be objective since it was made by human and would have that humans biases
Neil Marshall

**Neil Marshall** is a real-life actual person, and the director of *The Descent*

## History

### PreFAP

Marshall co-wrote and edited *Killing Time* in 1995, then directed his first film in 2002, *Dog Soldiers*, a horror film that became a cult film in the UK and the US. This was followed up with *The Descent* in 2005, one of MauLer's favorite horror movies. He then wrote and directed post-apocalyptic science fiction film *Doomsday* in 2008 and *Centurion* in 2010.

Marshall directed episodes of *Black Sails*, *Constantine*, *Hannibal*, *Westworld*, *Timeless*, and *Lost in Space*, and most notably *Game of Thrones* episodes "Blackwater" and "The Watchers on the Wall," the latter of which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series.

Marshall also directed the 2019 *Hellboy* reboot, an experience he would later describe as "shit"

### Expanded Universe

Marshall appeared on Critical Drinker's VIP Lounge, the two having been introduce to each other through Robert Meyer Burnett

### on *The Descent*

Marshall joined Drinker, MauLer, Rags, and Fringy for EFAP Movies 43, where they took a look at none other than his own *The Descent*. The roster was naturally very enthusiastic to be able to pick the brain of the man himself while watching the film
Freudian

> "It's ah, a good ol' Freudian Slip! Thanks Freudian, for comin' up with that."
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**Freudian** is a philosopher who came up with the Freudian Slip, which is often misattributed to neurologist Sigmund Freud. He was a proponent of the subjective nature of existence, and of the idea that traps are gay.

## History

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At some point during or before the second century, Freudian met fellow galaxy-brained individual Bigideas, Scholar of The First Chicken. Despite Freudian being much younger than he, Bigideas found he had much to learn from him, citing him as his biggest inspiration. Freudian took on Bigideas as a pupil. At some point he became aware of Bigideas' sexual escapades with young men wearing women's clothing.

Famously, the pupil Bigideas and mentor Freudian engaged in the first ever debate on the Trap Question in 121 AD, which was preserved by meme-maker Kerrah and chronicled in EFAP 54, with Freudian arguing that traps are gay and urging his pupil to abandon such sexual escapades, and Bigideas arguing that they were not, on the grounds that The Big Gay is subjective.

## Quotes

"Dearest pupil, I beseech thee to abandon these explorations unto massivity. The gods erected boykind to please girlkind, not thine tireless phallus."

"As stimulating as I find such theoreticals, the ancient wisdom remains unchanged: if the balls do come in contact, has a man partaken in the big gay."

"The world of our senses is surely subjective, never doubt that, fair Bigideas. But within the framework of what our eyes and peens do tell us, your summertime flind had a manhood beneath her stola. You ought to confess to your wife, o pupil."
Pointing

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**Pointing** is a strategic offensive maneuver used by some video essayists.

## Effectiveness

Pointing can be used to distract an opponent, disorienting them through the use of rapid and sweeping arm motions directing the eyes in different directions. Pointing can also be a more offensive attack, directed directly at an onlooker to project the feeling of shame into them, lowering their morale.

## Known Users

* Joe Tufano
* Frame By Frame
* C3P0, but he can only point in french and no one in Star Wars Knows up, so him pointing up is unhelpful
* Ethan is online

## History

### Introduction to EFAP

> "The fuckin- this is the ninety-fifth episode of EFAP and there's... all of these videos have been covered. Only two have people with weird pointy-tisms, and they happen to be in the same episode!"
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MauLer, Rags, Drinker, HeelVsBabyface, and Nerdrotic first became aware of the pointing maneuver in EFAP 95, when Joe Tufano used it extensively in his video "Star Wars Fans Have Ruined the Franchise for Me." He even went so far as to use the offensive variant of the point, but thankfully he pointed above his actual camera and the attack missed. Tufano even pointed in the thumbnail of his *Rise of Skywalker* review, and double-pointed in the video itself, leading Rags to conclude that he has evolved as a critic.

Surprisingly enough, the next YouTuber they covered on that same stream, Frame By Frame, started off his video with double upward pointing as well. The EFAP roster concluded from this that pointing is an established, but uncommon, move in the video essayist's arsenal. As Frame By Frame continued to do random things with his hands, they began to worry that the pointing may be unconscious.

Throughout both videos, Chat would respond to the pointing by spamming pointing emojis, allowing the roster to catch on whenever there was pointing going on.
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**Liquid Heat** is heat in liquid form.

## Discovery

Liquid heat remained a relatively unknown form of heat throughout most of human history, even as other major discoveries were made in the field of thermodynamics.

Captain Tonald Loke had a unique insight into the effects of liquid heat due to his adverse relationship with cooked carrots, which he recognized as having been distinct from raw carrots due to their exposure to liquid heat.

MauLer, Rags, and Wolf became aware of Tonald's knowledge on EFAP 64 when they took a look at his second channel introduction.