Episode 103: Kristy's Worst Idea

The episode for "Kristy's Worst Idea" was originally released on March 12, 2018 and is BSC #100. **You can listen to it here.** This episode is 1:02:28 long.This week's ghostwriter: Peter Lerangis.

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## Official Episode Description

Your two favorite Partywarts™ are standing by this week with an arsenal of jokes, classic memes, and hilarious burns for your amusement. Which is unfortunate, because this was the week that the Baby-Sitters Club has decided to disband, and the girls are barely even on speaking terms, an occasion that calls for mourning, sober analysis, and bitter, inconsolable tears. Say what you want about the BSCC, but you certainly get the full range of emotions here. Also, Jackie’s back! In time!

## Music Credits

* “Powerful Background Presentation Music,”by Orbital Music
* “Carnival Lament,” by Robert Austin
* “Don’t Leave Me,” by Lionel Schmitt
* “You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele,”by Squidlord
* “Also Sprach Zarathustra, Richard Strauss,”by Kevin MacLeod
* “The Prophecy,”by Fox Beat
* Original Intro by Scott Lamb
* Superbrat Outro by Superbrat

## Book Description

Jack's description is a bunch of hot biz dev tips.

## Segments

###  Burn Of The Week

There are so many and so they bang them all out in rapid order.

###  Lerangis Moment

Tanner Sings to the tune of "I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift by Baby Bee Jaime Greenring. Tanner's moment is a combination TM/LM.

Jack Sings "Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell" which is really a Meme of the Week.

Jack's moment is "Picasso's theory of Einstein".

###  Meme of the Week

Jack Sings "Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell" - "that fun meme song from 2006". Tanner proclaims that he is 100% of the audience for that joke.

###  Tearful Moment

Jack's moment is the moment when all the BSC members vote to disband the club.

###  Trackin' Jackie

This was a Jackie-heavy book.

Jackie falls out of a tree. Blip.

The year is 5 million BC and Jackie is a primitive ape man (Australopithecus. He gets eaten by a saber-tooth tiger so that we may live.

## Theories

###  Witchcraft

Logan and Brewdoggy are both part of the demons, and this week Abby is also part of the demons.

## Jack's References

* Happy Reading: the series took 10 years to get to 100 books.
* This is the type of book where they all fight.
* postlapsarian imagery
* Grima Wormtongue

## Tanner's References

* Tanner Sings much to Jack's annoyance, as part of the cold open.
* Later Tanner Sings "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters a song that is a major bit in BSCMC 011: Claudia and the Mystery at the Museum.
* "This book was SOOOOO good."
* Tanner introduces the Delayed...Gratification bit.
* Stormlight Archive and the wort-verse (Chapter Two).

## Notes

* There is a callback to Cokie Mason's show from Episode 88: Claudia Kishi, Live From WSTO!.

## References & Links

#### Literature

1. ↑ Postlapsarian: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall\_of\_man
2. ↑ Stormlight Archive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Stormlight\_Archive
#### Culture

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 "Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
2. ↑ Australopithecus: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Australopithecus
3. ↑ Grima Wormtongue: https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Gr%C3%ADma\_Wormtongue
#### Music

1. ↑ "I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNoKguSdy4Y
2. ↑ "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6\_WY

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