Death, Inc.

**Death, Incorporated** is a corporation founded and run by Death to process souls for the Afterlife, and its headquarters serve as the setting for *Have a Nice Death*.

## Employee Handbook

Long before Death Inc. was founded, Death used to reap souls on a daily basis until, overtime, he grew weary of the labor. At that point, he decided to create helpers who would do all the work for him. These helpers became known as the Sorrows, powerful creatures of death that reap souls. Death would establish the company sometime after as a small family business. Death Inc. is based somewhere in the Underworld, and operates in a very tall building which rises above fog. The corporate structure is divided into several departments run by each of the Sorrows, top executives of the company. Directly under the Sorrows are managers known as Thanagers who oversee the operations in their departments.

Some of Death, Inc.'s departments are currently closed, and those in the know refuse to say why. Most of them have had their memories partially wiped to ensure the "boss' secret" stays hidden. If you bring up the good old days with Death, he will be very vague about them. Ask Jacob the same question and he will light up, until he remembers his old mind likes to play tricks on him. It's almost impossible to find out more about the company's beginnings... unless someone managed to slip through the net?

## Departments

There are a variety of departments with different attributes to them at Death Inc.

**Main Floor**

* Hall of Eternity

**Sorrow's Departments**

* Industrial Pollution Dept.
* Toxic Food Processing Dept.
* Physical Illness Dept.
* Addictions Dept.
* Modern Warfare Dept.
* Natural Disasters Dept.
* Inevitable Time Dept.
* Life, Inc.

**Floors**

* Control Room
* Shop
* HR Office - T. O'Shah
* Relaxation Area
* Vault
* Hazardous Floor!
* Intriguing Floor
* Equipment Storage
* Mana Department
* Vitam Department
* Vitam-Mana Department
* Anima Department
* Prestigious Anima Deposit
* Curse-Reroll Department

## Personnel

#### Sorrows

Main article: Sorrows
The top executives of Death Inc. before Death himself. They each run a department and are tasked with maintaining the flow of souls that enter through the marble gates of the company. Currently, however, the Sorrows have been going over the quotas, allowing an overflow of souls to pour into the company.

* Brad / Barnaby Proudfoot (Head of Security)
* Mr. Gordon Grimes (Head of Industrial Pollution)
* Waldo (Head of Toxic-Food Processing)
* Mr. Hector Krank (Head of Physical Illness)
* Maxxx (Head of Addictions)
* Major Warren Pliskhan (Head of Modern Warfare)
* Ms. Catherine Imamura (Head of Natural Disasters)
* Time (Head of Inevitable Time)
* Life (CEO of Life)

#### Thanagers

Main article: Thanagers
The managers at Death Inc.

* Will Hung (Budgetary Inspection Thanager)
* Leon Clean (Janitorial Thanager)
* Omega Pump Quinn (Mutant Quantum Aberration)
* Slyma (Mutant Radioactive Pet Barrel)
* X4-H (Uncontrollable Production Management Mutagen)
* Richard John Barron (Actuary Thanager, Climate-Skepticism Tycoon)
* Pierce Gorske (Personal Development Coach, Martial Arts Expert)
* Candice (Event Facilitator)
* Denzel "King" Dengue (Rapper, Actor, Influencer)
* Lambert Heisenberg (Chemist Thanager)
* Ms. Camille Flage (Living Weapon)
* Horace Sinistrocirrus (Energy Markets Analyst)
* The "Bridgets" (Thanagers Working In The Mail Department)

#### Employees (Supporting)

Main article: Employees
The supporting employees at Death Inc.

* Pump Quinn (Production & Management Intern)
* Jerry (Administrative Technician, Union Rep)
* Joe (Office Manager)
* Patrick (Receptionist)
* Mr. O'Shah (Health & Safety Inspector)
* Mark (Food Truck Driver, Company Snack Manager)
* Jacob (Technical Manager, Associate Blacksmith)
* Orville (Junior R&D Operator)
* Harriet (Business Coach)
* Jocelyn (Flux Logistics Manager)
* Claude (Accounting Assistant)
* Muriel (Artist, Painter, & Performer)
* Burt (Consultant Operator)

#### Employees (Minions)

Main article: Minions
Employees at Death Inc. who make the bulk of the staff in each of its departments.