One Crock After Another/Quotes

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*(school kids and later Timmy and Ivan with their fairies as school supplies walked inside the classroom and see Kevin Crocker)*
**Kevin:** Hello, Timmy.
**Ivan:** Ahh! Mr. Crocker's shrunk! Timmy, did you make this wish?
**Timmy:** No, this is Mr. Crocker's nephew, Kevin Crocker.
**Kevin:** Nice to meet you, Ivan Prestonovich, I presume.
**Ivan:** Uhh, you too?
**Crocker:** (pops up from his desk) Less talking, more sitting!
*(Timmy, Ivan and Kevin quickly ran to their desks)*
**Crocker:** Now, I want you all to know that tomorrow, we're having a field trip to the zoo.
*(Kids cheering)*
**Crocker:** (pulling down a slide show) Here are the locations we'll be going to: the parrot exhibit, hairless cat exhibit...
**Astronov:** I can already tell this could be a weird zoo.
**Crocker:** And lastly, the giant crocodile exhibit.
**Kevin:** GUH!! I mean, GAH!! Still trying to get that right.
**Crocker:** I've already paired you all into groups of three. Turner and Ivan, you'll be paired with my nephew, Kevin.
**Ivan:** I'm not comfortable with this.

*(Prestonovich's House)*
**Ivan:** You still sure about Kevin, Timmy? After all, he is related to Mr. Crocker. He's like a Mini-Crocker!
**Timmy:** Don't worry, he's nothing like his uncle. The day I've met him, I didn't like him either, until I realized he was being used by Crocker to capture Cosmo and Wanda, but Chloe and I managed to knock some sense into him.
**Ivan:** Well, I feel better now.
**Neptunia:** I wonder why he freaked out after Crocker showed that crocodile.
**Wanda:** Maybe he's afraid of crocodiles.
**Cosmo:** That's crazy, he's a Crocker, and "crocodile" has the prefix "croc" on it.
**Astronov:** That made sense and is complete nonsense at the same time. It's uhh... un...non...not sense?
**Timmy:** Anyway, we might as well as keep an eye on Kevin, just to make sure he is afraid of crocodiles.
**Ivan:** But we're not entirely sure if he is deeply afraid of crocodiles.
*(door knocks; Ivan opens it)*
**Kevin:** I'm deeply afraid of crocodiles!
**Poof:** And there's the answer.
**Ivan:** Why exactly are you scared of them?
**Kevin:** Everything. The crawling, the teeth, the stalking eyes while inside the pond.
**Timmy:** Don't worry Kevin, we'll help you.
**Kevin:** You will?
**Ivan:** Absolutely. After all, we're friends, right?
**Kevin:** Wow, real friends. (hugs Timmy and Ivan) Thanks, guys.
**Ivan:** Feeling uncomfortable again.
**Kevin:** Sorry, never hugged anyone before.

*(The Zoo)*
**Crocker:** Attention dullards, you are here to experience the real weird education of nature. And with me is your chaperone, my mom, Dolores-Day Crocker.
**Dolores:** Don't forget to take your pills, Denzel. You'll get stomach bumps when you're in the zoo.
**Crocker:** They're manly bumps, mother! Wanna take a look?
**Kids:** Noooo!!
**Dolores:** First off, the parrot exhibit.
*(Parrot exhibit)*
**Crocker:** Here we are in the parrot exhibit. Home to one of the most annoying pests in the universe, besides FAIRIES!!
**Parrot:** Awwk! Besides FAIRIES!!
**Crocker:** See what he did there?
**Parrot:** See what he did there?
**Crocker:** Stop copying me!
**Parrot:** Stop copying me!
**Crocker:** That's it!
*(Crocker pulls up a butterfly net, but more parrots show up cornering him)*
**Crocker:** Oh, poopy!
**Parrots:** Awwk! Oh, poppy!
**Crocker:** GAH!! (runs from the angry parrots) Ahhh!! Mother!
**Dolores:** Moving on.

*(Hairless Cat exhibit)*
**Dolores:** This is the Hairless Cat exhibit, not to be confused with my bozo son's cat, Girlfriend.
**Neptunia:** (to Timmy) He has a hairless cat named Girlfriend?
**Timmy:** And just when you think my teacher couldn't get any weirder.
**Dolores:** These cats used to belong to weirdos, but now they've been sent to this zoo, after my son's TooYube video when he was being attacked by a ninja mom. Aside the fact that video was a huge hit. Now, we must get to our final destination before those cats give the rest of you kids pale skin.

**Security Guard:** So, you kids on your way to the crocodile exibit?
**Dolores:** Yes sir, Mr. Attractive bod, sir.
**Security Guard:** (weirded) Okay, well, I want you all to know the other crocodiles were sent to another zoo.
**Timmy:** How come?
**Security Guard:** They are afraid of the biggest crocodile in the exhibit, (shows a picture) Wild Beefy Croc.
**Kevin:** GAH!! Nailed it!
**Security Guard:** He is considered buff and extremely dangerous. Not to mentioned, and this is just a theroy, it might have swallowed an alarm clock, because he can make tick tock noise to freak out tourists like you folks.
*(Tick tock noise; Kevin looking terrified; Wild Beefy Croc pops out from his habitat; everyone screams)*
**Security Guard:** Nobody panic. I got this. (walks close to Beefy) Easy boy, let's not get too hasty.
*(Wild Beefy Croc grabs a hold of the guard and throws him out of the zoo)*
**Security Guard:** Okay, now you can panic!
**Dolores:** Everyone, inhale (everyone inhales) and exhale when you start running!
*(everyone but Timmy, Ivan and fairies ran away)*
*(Beefy jumps out of his habitat near Timmy and Ivan)*
**Timmy and Ivan:** (screaming) Guys, help!
*(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Astronov and Neptunia turned to fairy form)*
**Timmy:** Poof him away!
*(Fairies raise their wands, but Beefy snatched the wands and breaks them in half)*
**Ivan:** Are you kidding me?!
**Wanda:** That's the last time I'm taking a weird field trip.
**Poof:** You say that every time we go on one.
**Timmy:** Well, Wanda, considering the time you poofed me to the alligators as a punishment, you had it coming!
*(Ivan screams running from Wild Beefy Croc until he grabs a hold of him)*
**Astronov:** Oh no!
**Astronov and Neptunia:** Ivan!
**Ivan:** Astronov! Neptunia!
**Cosmo:** We have to save him!
**Kevin:** (off-screen) Leave that to me.
*(camera moves to Kevin with a heroic background behind him)*
**Timmy and fairies:** Kevin?
**Kevin:** No over-sized crocodile hurts my friends. (takes off)
**Poof:** Kevin's gotten over his fear.
**Cosmo:** Go get em', son of Mr. Crocker's estranged half sister!
**Kevin:** Hey, hard skin!
*(Beefy turns around)*
**Kevin:** Drop the kid, you freak who's possibly on steroids!
*(Kevin throws a banana; Beefy slips on it and falls near a pond; Ivan trying to hold on to his grip but was starting to slip)*
**Ivan:** Fly, you fools.
*(Ivan loses his grip, but Kevin grabs his hand in time)*
**Ivan:** Huh?
*(Kevin pulls him up)*
**Ivan:** Kevin, you saved me and conquered your fear.
**Kevin:** Did I?
**Timmy:** You're a hero, Kevin. That was awesome!
**Cosmo:** Yeah, you certainly clean that croc's clock.
*(Beffy off-screen spits the alarm clock out and it went to Cosmo's face)*
**Cosmo:** Eww, tick-tock croc drool!
**Dolores:** (pops out from hiding along with the other kids) You saved the day, Kevin.
*(fairies quickly disguise themselves)*
**Dolores:** As a gift for your bravery, you get to choose where we can eat while on our trip home.
**Kevin:** I'd say, the Ice House Skating Rink. The drinks are on me.
*(classmates cheer and group pile on Kevin and lift him up)*
**Classmates:** (cheering) Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! (runs off-screen)
*(fairies in fairy form)*
**Ivan:** Best field trip ever. Also, the weirdest. Kevin sure is lucky. I don't know why he would be related to someone like Mr. Crocker.
**Timmy:** Speaking of which, where is Mr. Crocker?

*(Parrot exhibit)*
**Crocker:** (wearing parrot feathers) From now on, I am the Alpha Parrot.
**Parrots:** Awwk! Alpha Parrot.
**Crocker:** STOP COPYING ME!!
*(screen fades to black; Mr. Crocker and a hairless cat pop up)*
**Crocker:** I'm taking you home with me. You can be Girlfriend's playmate.
*(Wanda pops up)*
**Wanda:** (to Mr. Crocker) Weird field trip.
*(Title Card ending)*