The Kira Olimpics

**THE KIRA OLIMPICS**

*HEY HAPPY HALLOEEN! THIS*
STORY IS NOT SO SPOOKY….. ITS SUPERSPOOKY! DONT READ IF U EVER BEEN EATEN BY A
GOST!

"IM THE BEST KIRA! I
KILLED A MILLION DUDES"

"NO IM THE BEST
KIRA! I GOT TWO MILLION DUDES AND EVERY GOAT IN THE WORLD!"

"ACTSHULLY IM THE
BEST KIRA COS I MURDERED TEN MILLION DUDES AND ONE OF THEM WAS DRACULA"

Thats the kind of stuff
that all the kiras around the world shouted everytim they did a skype. There
was only one thing left to prove! THE KIRA OLIMPICS!

All the kiras around the
world went to the big olimpic stadium in the middle of the ocean built on
Blud's private floating island made of blood. It was all made of scabs but
there was red grass and red palm trees and a beach but all the sand was made of
bits of dryed blood but it was red and every one loved it cos it looked cool
for beach selfys.

Anyway here are some
kiras!

AMERICAN KIRA – Light
Yagami!

JAPANISH KIRA – Mikami!

BRAZIL KIRA – Beyond
Birtday!

BRITISH KIRA – Night
Yagami!

RUSSIN KIRA – Ckira! (HES
RUSSIN IN THE MOVIES OK?)

CANADA
KIRA – Creepy Chick!

MEXICON
KIRA – Misa!

FRENCH KIRA – Noomi!

ROBOTWORLD KIRA –
Cybertakada!

FUTURE KIRA – Kaos!

LESBEAN KIRA – Sayu!

INDIAN KIRA – Someone you
never meet before but shes called… Killy! Cos she kills!

They did the first event.
Dark was the best kira but he was WORLD KIRA so he codnt take part and he was
the commenter!

"LADYS AND GENTELMEN
HERE COME THE KIRAS!" he roared and everyone else roared to and ripped off
there shirts.

The first event was to
kill a 100 dudes the fastest. Night had cloned a million nears and named them
all Legoman Stinkles so it was a fare fight.

"ON YOUR
MARKS!" Dark screeked and everyone got there pens ready

"GET SET" he
panted

"GO!" and he
shot the gun and killed a near but it dint count

They all writ fast BUT
THEN BEYOND BIRTDAY DIED!

"Oh no WTF"
everyone paniced.

"How… did you no….
My reel name….. was legoman stinkles?" he gapped with his last breath.

So it was a tie and
everyone got a gold metal except Birtday who got throne in the sea and eaten by
a gost shark.

NEXT! THE MARATHON!

"EVERYONE HAS TO RUN
A HUNDRED MILES OVER A GIANT DEATH NOTE HOLDING A GIANT PEN AND WRIT THE NAME
OF A GIANT. FIRST ONE TO KILL THE GIANT GETS GOLD. FIRST ONE TO KILL HIS
GRANDPOPS GETS SILVER" dark explained. Everyone got ready to go!

And they went! They were
running all over the place doing different languages and in japanish there was
one that looked lick a preztel. Then BOOOOM the ground shaked.

"A GIANT JUST FELL
DOWN AN SQUASHED MOUNT EVERIST!" dark rofled spraying rofl all other the
room. "IT WAS….. INDIA!"

Killy did a bow.
"And theres more when that comes from m-thers-kers!"

"She cheeted!"
weepled ckira screeming his lunges out so they went splat on the blood.
"The giants name is A in Indian but Fafjaksfsaoifjs in Russin! It to easy
for her!"

Dark got a gun and shot
ckira in the face. He got blasted a thousand miles and the gost of Fafjaksafofijs
ate him.

"ANYONE ELSE WANNA
WINE LICK A LITTLE BABY?" dark boomed and his man thing got as hard as his
gun which he shot into space lick a cowboy. "HEH I THOT NOT LOOSERS!"

The next event was
sexxing. Everyone got in pares and started. Misa and Sayu were so sexy that
they got gold silver and brons. Noomi and Cybertakada got a pies of paper
saying "not a metal but still good" and Killy and Mikami got
"Best not lesbean" but Killy did all the work and Mikami just baked
some bread. Light and Kaos tried to get "Best gay" but L was SO ANGRY
that his boyf was cheeting on him that his gost ate them both.

"THATS IT FOR TODAY!
CUM BACK TOMORROW FOR THE FINAL THAT WILL DECIDE ONES AND FOR ALL WHO IS THE
BEST KIRA except me lolll suckas" Dark ate the microphone cos he was
shouting so loud

"But first!"
Mikami grinned "We have an anouncemnet….."

"WERE GETTING
MARRYED!" Killy guffled. "AND IM PREGNANT!"

Everyone said
"WOOO!" and "congratulations" except Creepy Chick who was
also pregnant but she had a gost baby and it ate her

Everyone got in the city
hall and got reddy for the wedding.

Killy came in and she had
an invisible wedding dress so everyone could see her chesty bits and her assy
bits to. Mikami wore a suit made of bread and he asked everyone for a new
breadmaker as a wedding present so he could bake enough bread to build a house.

"Does anyone here no
any reason killy and mikami shouldnt not do the holly mater money thing?"
said the preest who was Cybertakada

"I DO!" halle
linder cannoned out of the crowd with a cannon. "COS YOUR DEAD!" and
he shot cybertakada but the gun exploded and killed him so his gost had to eat
her instead

"Well lets
kiss!" Killy giggled as the mussly gost hunk tryed to cram the sexy robot
secretry into his spooky mouth hole and they did.

Everyone cheered and went
to bed.

THE NEXT DAY

"WE READY TO
START" Dark bellowed so loud that astronauts died. "BUT WAIT! WHERES
THE ONE THE ONLY MISA AND SAYU? WHY THEY SEXED SO HARD THAT THERE SOLES CAME
OUT THERE BODYS AND ATE EACH OTHER BY MISTAKE! SPOOKy."

There was just one event
left. Night and Noomi and Mikami and Killy had to writ each ohters name in the
death note! Who was fastest? AND WHO WAS DEAD!" prowled Dark punching the
table until it turned into dimonds.

Noomi dead!

Night dead!

"Wife….. Mikami
cryed. "I cant do it. I cant kill you"

"Lol I can"
Killy said doing the killy.

"Nooo" Mikami
mumbled.

"Oh whats
happening?" Killy yipped and some water broke (what does this mean lmao?
You cant brake water! Its to soft!) "My baby is here!"

She looked in her pants.
There was a baby there…. AND IT WAS HOLDING A TINY DEATH NOTE

"Sorry mom!" It
guggled writing her name in. Killy died and the baby won the Olimpics!

"Well at least we
dint get eaten by a gost" said Mikami and killy in heaven lolling

But…..

THEY DID

*THE END*

*HAPPY HALLOEEN!*