The First Episode

*[Opens up to a photo of a boy and ten girls who are his sisters around him; all except one of them are smiling.]*

Charles: *[To the viewers]* Wonder how he got adopted in the first place? Well don't let this picture fool you. It's not just about humans anyway. Don't believe me? There are so many of us pets and animals in this here Loud House. What are Louds anyway? Are they like a family or get into some chaotic of trouble around this place. I'm Charles by the way and I'm a pitbull terrier dog. And these are my friends.

Cliff: *[To the viewers]* Hi. I'm Cliff and I'm a Felix Cat.

Geo: *[To the viewers]* I'm Geo. And I'm a hamster.

Walt: *[To the viewers]* And I'm Watt. And I'm a canary.

Charles: *[To the viewers]* We're the main characters of this show. *[He opens the door to reveal that there's no one home except for Lana's pets; Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo and Duncan. Lucy's pet; Fangs the bat. And Luan's pet; Gary the rabbit.]* Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo and Duncan. They're Lana's pets. Fangs, he's Lucy's pet. And Gary he's Luan's pet.

Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo and Duncan: *[To the viewers]* Hi!

Fangs: *[To the viewers]* Hello.

Gary: *[To the viewers]* Hey! *[Charles, Cliff, Geo and Walt joins Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary.]*

Charles: *[To the viewers]* "We are...**the Loud Pets**." *[Depending on which version of the pilot you see, the title may or may not show up. Charles closes the door and stretches a little.]* Surviving in the big family like these humans can be challenging, even the little things, like getting a turn in the bathroom. Which is why we give you..." *[as he speaks, a caption with the following words shows up]* **Loud Pets' Three P's to go Poo and Pee.** You're gonna need **Patience, Perseverance,** and most importantly, **Problem Solving.** With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time." *[starts straining]* "Which is important. Especially if you wait until the very last second to go!" *[busts out comic book]* "Into the breach!" *[Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary heads out the door]*

Cliff: *[To the viewers]* The best way to go into the bathroom is to get into the tub for a relaxing bubble bath.

*[Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary turns on the bath water together. Geo pours bubble water mixing it with bubble baths. And Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary hops into the tub and relax.]*

Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary: (Sighs)

Charles: I always know when we pets come together to form a group.

Walt: No humans... just us loud pets.

Geo: I maybe small... But I feel safe around you guys.

*[Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary pooped while in the tub and bubbles come out of the water.]*

Gary: I always poop when I relax.

Duncan: I'm sure the humans won't mind if we do some bathroom time to our selves.

Hops: (Catches the fly with his twisted tongue) Yeah. Animals and pets come together as friends and family.

[Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.]

Lincoln: (offscreen) Hello!?! Some of us has the use the bathroom here!

Charles: *[To the viewers]* That's Lincoln. Some say he was the man with a plan.

Cliff: *[To the viewers]* Let us not forget 10 of his sisters; Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily.

Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lilly: (offscreen talking at once)

El Diablo: Looks like we better amscray. That means scram.

*[Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary gets out of the tub and out of the bathroom as we can see the Louds with their faces not being shown on screen Except Lily's.]*

Lincoln: Finally. Let's get this over with. (Goes into the bathroom first then sees the bathtub filled with water and bubble soap) Who's been using the bathtub filled with water?

Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Bitey, Hops, El Diablo, Duncan, Fangs and Gary: (laughed while making pet noises)

*[The title card for the show and its creator, either the original design or the final version for it, pops up for **the Loud Pets**.]*

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