Piss Island Lore

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**Lucius (Maker of the map and lore)**

**Waltermelon (Fixing grammatical and spelling errors)**

* **The Piss Islands**, are the islands the **remaining Piss Residents *fled to*** due to the **downfall** of the **Piss Empire**.

* The **largest** and **main island**, Is the **Pee Drop Island.**

**Piss Cows** are **found all over Pee Drop Island mostly** in the **Midland River Plains** as they **mostly graze on grass there.** Piss Cows are now mostly domesticated.

   1. The National Monument

Located in the middle of Pristine Pine Forests, this monument is a celebration of those who founded the UAP and made the island their home. The long tower is also used to guide travelers lost in the forest.

2. Northern Mountain Pass

A key pathway in connecting the western and eastern parts of the Pee Drop Island. All movement between west and east happens from here or the middle mountain pass. It's also a popular pilgrimage route for monks headed to the Temple of Pissadena on the west coast.

3. The Great Toilet Bowl Forest

A huge sprawl of dense toilet bowl forests, native to the Pee Drop Island. These mighty trees were created by Toiletaz, the god of bathrooms and toilets. It's a difficult part of the island to cross and is part of the treacherous pilgrimage to the temple of Pissadena.

4. The Midlands River

The mighty Midlands River, the only river on Pee Drop island, provides water to the toilet bowl forests surrounding it. How the rest of the island gets water is still unknown.

5. The Midland Mountain Chain

The Mighty Midland Mountains, divide the island into two equal parts. The source for all the islands rivers, it has played a key role in the flourishing of Pee Drop Island and its people.

6. Midland Dam Reservoir.

Water extracted from the midland rivers through the midland dam. This reservoir quenches the thirst of the Pissian populous.

7. The Temple of Kinkipis

One of the 7 temples on the island, this one is dedicated to Kinkipis, the god of love and husband to Pissadena. His love for his wife is so strong half of his temple is dedicated to Pissadena.

8. The Temple of Pissadena

A short skip through the sea from The temple of Kinkipis, the temple of his wife Pissadena is a luxurious temple. Housing priests from all around the island, it is one of the most happening temples. Ironically it is also the most difficult to reach. It's a home for anyone who needs it. Due to the kindness of Pissadena.

9. Pissorenc

The second largest city on the island after Pissia, Pissorenc is the capital of the UAP's nightlife. The beaches are some of the best in the world and its people are laid back and relaxed. Nobody's in a hurry here. Frequent organised excursions to the Pee deltas from Pissonrenc are a must if you happen to visit.

10. The Southern Fjords

Probably one of the most beautiful spectacles to behold in all of the UAP, the fjords were formed through the Midland Mountain Chain meeting with the mighty southern ocean. It's known for its picturesque steep cliffs and choppy waters and the wreck of the unknown sailor which we'll talk about later on.

11. The Eastern Piss River

One of the 2 manmade **pee rivers** on Pee Drop Island, this river was made by the early refugees who arrived from Chatroom 4 after their right to free speech was forcefully shut down by concerned moderators. It starts from three waterfalls of piss in the high midland mountains. **All of the Bodies of Piss are inhabited by the Pissfish (Suggested by C3)**

12. The Piss Reservoir

Made from the New Piss Dam, this is the world's largest reservoir for piss and supplies The UAP with all its pissy needs. It is located to the northeast of the tiny coastal settlement of Peecave. **All of the Bodies of Piss are inhabited by the Pissfish (Suggested by C3)**

13. The Ruined City Of The Ancient People

Once the prosperous capital city of the tribal people who inhabited the island before the Pissians, it descended into ruin after its people mysteriously vanished. No one knows how they went extinct, but they were gone long before the Pissians set foot on the island. Today it's a tourist spot and is frequented by many tourists from Pissia.

14. The Temple of Pissena

Another one of the 7 temples on the Pee Drop Island, the temple of Pissena is only a short excursion from Pissia and lies at the mouth of The Eastern Piss River.

15. The Queen's Castle

It lies in the heart of Pissia, it's the official residence for the Queen of The UAP, SkySopiss. While SkySopiss doesn't hold political power she is a revered figure among the citizens of the UAP, and is present for every national ceremony in the nation.

16. Pissia

Pissia is the capital of The United Accounts of Piss and the center of all commerce and trade in the country. It is the largest city on Pee Drop Island. Home to the residence of the Pissident and Piss minister, it is also home to the Piss parliament. Its historical coast is lined with spice shops that sell exotic spices and piss grown in the fertile plains of the midland river.

17. Pissia Bay

Flanked on all sides by Pissia city, this bay is an active place for ferries transporting people to and from both ends of Pissia city. It was one of the first waters of Modern day UAP that was sailed on by the Pissians.

18. The Port of Pissia

The largest port in The UAP, The port of Pissia is the epicenter for all exports and imports coming into the UAP. It is one of the worlds largest deep sea ports and is just a skip away from Pissia.

19. The Temple of Toiletaz

The god of Toilets and Bathrooms and the creator of the Toilet Bowl trees. The temple is shaped like a toilet bowl and is located on the Dagen Island

20. The Temple of Pissunas

Located in the far north by the coast of the northern desert. The temple of Pissunas is one of the largest temples in the world. Pissunas signifies adaptation and change and the sand dunes next to the temple are an appropriate example of that, always changing.

21. Dagen Bay.

Often called the twin of the Pissia Bay as they're both similar in shape and size.

22. The Northern Desert

This is the only desert of the UAP. It has huge sand dunes. By it's coast lies the temple of the mighty Pissunas. It has hot and arid climate but it occasionally snows too. Due to blasts of cold wind from the Arctic.

23. The Temple of Erectus

Another one of the 7 gods, Erectus a brother to Pissadena and Pissunas. Hence his temple is located between them both, on a clear day the faint outline of Pissadena's temple is visible from here. The temple is located on an island called Ascus.

24. Ascus Island

The only place in the UAP that retains its name from the tribal era, Ascus Island is very close to Pee Drop Island and is connected to it by the monks bridge, a delicate bridge made out of vines. The only way to get to it is to cross the mighty northern mountain Chain as no mountain passes can reach this part of the UAP.

25. Pissadena Island

This island holds the **mighty temple of Pissadena.** It is located **very far** from Pee Drop Island and **requires a boat** to get past the deadly choppy waters. Due to its **seclusion** from the **rest of the country**, it has **developed into its own ecosystem and houses animals that done exist anywhere else in the country.** For example:, the **Pissmatre Bird (aka Pissy Bird)**, which is **known** for its **piss yellow feathers**. It **migrates** to the **UAP** from **The Faline Sanctuary every summer.**

26. The Midland River Plains

Also known as the food basket of Pee Drop Island, because all the UAP's food and spices are grown on these vast fertile lands.

27. The Pee Delta

Served by frequent trips from Pissorenc, this delta is sight to behold. It's home to the piss swamps. This area is one of the most biodiverse in the country. **All of the Bodies of Piss are inhabited by the Pissfish (Suggested by C3)**

28. The Post Mountain Checkpost

This ancient building from the tribal era, now converted into a checkpost, is a popular stopping point for travelers going through the mid mountain pass, on their way to the temple of Kinkipis.

29. The Northern Mountain Range

This is shorter in length compared to the midland mountain Chain, though it makes up for it's short length in its height. This range separates the lush parts of the Pee Drop Island from the unforgiving desert in the north. It also holds the tallest mountain of the country, Piss Peak. It forms the northern mountain pass with the midland mountain range.

30. The Temple of Pisseidon

The mighty temple of Pisseidon, the god of water, is located in the far south of the Pee Drop Island, in the opposite direction from the temple of Pissunas, due to a historic rivalry. They never really got along... Legend has it that if these 2 were to meet then the whole world could be at risk of collapse.

31. The Shipwreck of the Unknown Sailor

Located off the coast of the southern fjords. This was a tribal ship that was returning from the mainland after finalizing a historic trade deal. Nobody knows how it crashed into the fjords but remaining historic documents record an abnormally strong ocean current that had began to flow from Pissia to the fjords. Since then no sailor has ever dared sail anywhere near the fjords. The ship lies there on the fjords shores, as a reminder to humanity about the power of Pisseidon, the god of water.