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moral doff staorry is never be alchohoohakaolic

bonus epic stsortryetw

the a na after that we got tao akao

alajaia

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Makaraala maoaraamoraala of teheethe strotrstorryyyy beer is bad for your mental state

When I wake up early in the morning

Lift my head, I'm still yawning

When I'm in the middle of a dream

Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)

Please, don't wake me

No, don't shake me

Leave me where I am

I'm only sleeping

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy

I don't mind, I think they're crazy

Runnin' everywhere at such a speed

'Til they find there's no need (there's no need)

Please, don't spoil my day

I'm miles away

And after all

I'm only sleeping

Keepin' an eye on the world going by my window

Takin' my time

Lyin' there and staring at the ceiling

Waiting for a sleepy feeling

Please, don't spoil my day

I'm miles away

And after all

I'm only sleeping

Keepin' an eye on the world going by my window

Takin' my time

When I wake up early in the morning

Lift my head, I'm still yawning

When I'm in the middle of a dream

Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)

Please, don't wake me

No, don't shake me

Leave me where I am

I'm only sleeping

The coconut nut is a giant nut

If you eat too much, you'll get very fat

Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut

But this delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

There are so many uses of the coconut tree

You can build a big house for the family

All you need is to find a coconut man

If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

The coconut bark for the kitchen floor

If you save some of it, you can build a door

Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk

If you save some of it, you'll have a second floor

The coconut wood is very good

It can stand 20 years if you pray it would

Now, the coconut root, to tell you the truth

You can throw it or use it as firewood

The coconut leaves, good shade it gives

For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves

Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives

Make good cannonballs up against the thieves

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

The coconut nut is a giant nut

If you eat too much, you'll get very fat

Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut

But this delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

Olé!