Dan Backslide vs Dan Hibiki

Both Are The Buttmonkey Under The Name Dan... But Only One Can Win a Death Battle!

## Dan Backslide Steals DEATH BATTLE

(Cue We Are Number One Instrumental)

Wiz: Dan Backslide is a Peaceful Person From The Looney Toons Episode "The Dover Boys at Pimento University"

Boomstick: Really?
Wiz: No. He's A Kleptomaniac and Kidnapper With a Huge Drinking Problem

Boomstick: Woah! Look At Him Chuggin' Beers Like There's No Tommorow!Y'know I Kinda Like This Guy.

Wiz: Even if He Seems Like a Joke, He's Really Not.

Boomstick: He Has A Book Capable of Telling Him Anything... Sounds Like One Of Your Toys Wiz.

Wiz: Right... Anyway He Also Has Durability That Lets Him Take Heavy Beatings From The Dover Boys and Dora Standpipe To Near Unconciusness And Get Back Up Without a Scratch.

Boomstick: He Also Stole a Car. A Roundtheboot?

Wiz: A Rounabout. It's Not Particularily Great But, it's Not Horrible.

Boomtick: And If He Has a Flat He Can Use His 2 Oversized Jiffy Tire Irons! Or For Y'know... *Murder*.

Wiz: While All This is True, He's Far From Perfect.

Boomstick: He's Never Once Won in His Whole Career! He Also Isn't Very Great in Hand-to-Hand Combat.

Wiz: Overall Dan Backslide is a Lean, Green, Mean Fighting Machine.

"A Rounabout... I'll Steal It! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"

## Dan Hibiki Impresses DEATH BATTLE

(Cue Dan)

Wiz:  Dan Hibiki Is The Son of Go Hibiki, A Martial Artist of Late.

Boomstick: I Feel Bad For Hibiki Wiz, His Father is Killed and He Can't Get a Serious Win! **GIVE HIM A GOOD ENDING DAMN IT!**

Wiz: W-Well He Isn't a Total Failure, His Saikyō-ryū Style Is Completely Unique To Him, It Sounds Stupid, But He's A Very Dangerous Foe Because of This.

Boomstick: Yay! We should Talk About His Psyche Riu Style Right?

Wiz: Saikyō-ryū. But Anyway The Most Promonint Attack in His Style is the Gadoken a-

Boomstick: HADOKEN! Also taunting.

Wiz: ... Yeah, Exactly. He Has Done Some Impressive Feats With The Style However, He Took on a Group of Thugs Pretty Easily. And Destroyed a Car in Under a Minute.

Boomstick: Shockingly He isn't Perfect However. He's Been Beaten Up ALOT. And He Only Beat Sagat Because Sagat Let Him. Also He's Semi Dumb.

Wiz: Overall Dan Hibiki Is A Determined Street Fighter Who Won't Give up.

"In The Name Of Pride, I Will Survive!"

## Pre Fight

(Cue Dogsong Acoustic Cover)

Dan Hibiki Walks Through a Peaceful Town Until Hearing-

**"CONFOUND THEM!"**

(Record Scratch)

Hibiki: HUH?! WHAZZAGOINONHERE?!

Backslide: **CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS!**

Hibiki: Could You Quiet Down... Please?

(Cue Mr L, Green Thunder!)

Backslide Hits Hibiki

"**NO!**"

Hibiki: OK Now You've Dunnit...

Hibiki Gets in a Fighting Stance

"Ready Green Man?"

"Bet Your Bottom Dollar I Will!"

## Fight

(Cue Brobot Battle)

Hibiki Throws a Punch But Backslide Dodges and Hibiki Gets His Hand Stuck in a Fire Hydrant

Backslide Pulls Out The Book of Everything, Flipping to The Page About "How To Fight People With A Hand Stuck in a Fire Hydrant"

Backslide Whacks Hibiki Over The Head With a Tire Iron for a Little Bit Before Hibiki Throws The Fire Hydrant at Backslide, Freeing Himself

Hibiki Sees Backslide Pinned and Taunts

Backslide Throws a Rock at Hibiki

"Don't Taunt Idiot-Face!"

Hibiki: *Hey!*

Hibiki Fires a Not Hadoken But It Doesn't Go Far

Backslide: Well That Was Scary.

Hibiki Grabs The Fire Hydrant Again and Throws It at Backslide

"Never Thought a Fire Hydrant Could Be So Useful for Fighting Green Things"

"SHUT UP! ... Well That Could Be Interesting."

Hibiki: You Wouldn't Try it."

Backslide: Oh Yes I Would.

Backslide Steals a Rounabout and Runs Over Hibiki With it

Hibiki: That is the Final Straw.

Hibiki Starts To Be Surrounded By Dark Energy

Megalo Strike Back Music Box

(Cue Megalo Strike Back Music Box)

Backslide: W-What Are You Doing?!

**Hibiki: Ending You One and For all.**

Hibiki Throws Backslide Through a Wall

Backslide Grabs a gun on the Wall and Fires, Hibiki Slightly Recoils

**"Pathetic."**

Backslide: I-I Stay Back!

**"Why?"**

Backslide: I've Got My Rounaout Ready To Hit You in 3, 2, 1...

"**What?"**

"0!"

Backslide Rams Into Hibiki in the Rounabout, Sending Him Into a Building.

Backslide: Hope You Like Bombs!

Suddenly The House Explodes in a Magnificent Explosion

Mario Bros 2 Overworld Theme

Hibiki Lands on the Ground, Unknown if He Lives Or Not

Backslide: Stuff Like This Drives Me To Drink!

Backslide Walks Off For a Drink... or 100

## Conclusion

Wiz: So Why Did Backslide Win? Well It Was Pretty Simple...

Boomstick: Backslide Was Superior in Almost Every Stat!

Wiz: It's Like This, Hibiki is a Martial Artist, Backslide is An Army Soldier.

Boomstick: Looks Like Things Didn't Turn Out So Dan-dy for Hibiki!

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## Trivia

* This is The Second Death Battle Made By Luigi The Thunder Master
* This is The First Fight on This Wiki To Use Dan Backslide and Dan Hibiki
* The Connection is That Both Are Buttmonkeys Named Dan With More Power Then Given Credit
* This is The first Completed Fight on this Wiki
	+ This is Also The First Finished Death Battle