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Prequel: Through the Crooked Forest, Part 2

## Starring

Essie Hollman as Nevar Moor
Jen Vaughn as Riot Bonezerker
Meris Mullaley as Rose Lao
Kat Kruger as the Dungeon Master

## Synopsis

Part 2 of the prequel series playing "In Volo's Wake" finds the d20 Dames in the Crooked Forest for their first fight! Sure . . . it's with some shrubs . . . don't take this away from them.

### Combat in the Crooked Forest

The Dames find themselves face-to-face with some combative blights in the Crooked Forest. Riot Bonezerker makes the first attack with her glaive. Shortly thereafter, Kat Kruger interrupts play to note that a portion of the episode was cut due to a series of poor rolls. It picks back up with Rose Lao making an attack with her shortsword and grappling a shrub.

The Dames and the shrubs continue to face off until Nevar Moor speaks to them in Sylvan. The blights do not respond, but the small sapling they were attacking, who is later introduced as Tinus Redbud, tells the party that the blights will not let them through. At this, Rose ignites a blighted shrub with her torch and tosses the torch toward Riot to do the same. After more slashing, bashing, and fire-starting, the Dames take out the remaining Blights with a final blow from Nevar.

## Featured Characters

### PCs

* Nevar Moor played by Essie Hollman
* Riot Bonezerker played by Jen Vaughn
* Rose Lao played by Meris Mullaley

## Featured Locations

### Visited

* Crooked Forest

## Quotes

* "What does it need to do?" - Kat Kruger; "It needs to resist me." - Meris Mullaley (6:04)
* "Welcome to tornado alley!" - Riot Bonezerker (9:05)
* "It's time to get pruned!" - Nevar Moor (12:03)
* "Y'all aren't professionals, are ya?" - Tinus Redbud (29:01)

## Trivia

* The Dames enter their first combat encounter at the beginning of this episode
* Riot Bonezerker get her first natural 20 on an initiative roll for the opening combat encounter
* A portion of this episode was cut due to poor rolls during combat
* Rose Lao gets her first natural 1 while trying to flick embers at a shrub with her shortsword
Crooked Forest

The Crooked Forest is a portion of the Kryptgarden Forest south of Phandalin.

## History

The Crooked Forest is first mentioned in Prequel: The Green Skin of Treachery, Part 1 when Lyta Rollings tells the Dames that the missing Lord Eric Merryweather has been derailed by a group of goblins who live there. When the Dames enter the forest, gnarled trees form a pathway through it, leading them to the their first combat encounter of the podcast. It is here they meet Tinus Redbud and receive more information about Lord Merryweather's disappearance and the unsettling nature of what has been happening in the forest as of late.

The trees also direct the Dames to a goblin cave, where they find Lord Merryweather. The goblins who live here seem to be worshipping the "angry eye god" by dancing and chanting around a fire. Eyes wreathed in flames are painted along the walls of the cave.

## Notable Locations

* Blueleaf Grove
	+ Where Riot goes to get a branch for her new bow
* Gnoll Encampment
	+ Platforms where the gnolls were imprisoning Winter Hallwinter and her friends

* Goblin Cave
	+ The location where the Dames find Lord Merryweather

* Tinus Redbud's Grove
	+ The location of the first combat encounter of the podcast
	+ Where the Dames first meet Bud
	+ Rose Lao guides Winter Hallwinter's friends through meditation and breathing exercises

## Notable People

* Lord Eric Merryweather
	+ Went missing in the Crooked Forest
* Tinus Redbud
	+ The Crooked Forest is where the Dames first meet Bud
	+ They save him from some blights
* Winter Hallwinter
	+ Gets imprisoned by some gnolls after following some friends into the Crooked Forest
	+ The Dames save the four of them
Jessica Ross

Jessica Ross

[Brief cast member description]

## Player Characters

* Enitan Storyweaver
* Loraya Kume

## Gallery

Jessica RossJessica and Jen at the Renton History Museum liveshowKat and Jessica at D&D Live 2019Photoshoot with Jessica, Kat, Meris, Brittni, and JenMisadventure awaits at the livestream of the Season 2 premiereThe Dames and special guest Graeme Barber at D&D Live 2019Dames with fan of the show, Xavier during D&D Live 2019
Seven Septimus

[Brief character description]

## Appearance and Personality

Seven is chubby with minty green skin. She has two arms and two legs with a small tail and frills along her arms and legs. Her eyes appear gold and shiny in the dark.

As a sports medicine manager, Seven is focused on anatomy, healing, and the prevention of ailments. She's always decked out in athletic gear that, to her dismay, bears the number 6 as the star player of the team has already claimed number 7. Her wardrobe is complete with a large visor to block out the sun when out and about but doubles as a barrier for her eyes when digging deeper into her medicinal practices.

## Character Information

Seven is travelling through Wygnoming from a far away town with her sports team, with whom she is the sports medicine manager.

### Quotes

* "1...2...3...4...5...4...3...2...1... Ope, nope. I'm still upset!" - Episode 1 - Welcome to Wygnoming (38:06)
* "Hello? Hello? Little mousies!" - Piper Paranelle; "What?! I'm not a mouse! How dare you?" - Episode 1 - Welcome to Wygnoming (47:47)
Muhibur

Muhibur

Muhnigga

Muhiba

Succ Fish

Ayon 360

Dr. Muhibur Bin Ramen II is the main protagonist of the Muhibur Series. He is the Canadian-Indian 5'3 person you start playing as in every installment of the series. He was born and raised in Canada and comes from Indian/Bengali descent. He is a well known convicted sex offender and pedophile. His spouse is 12 years old. In the first installment, Muhibur Ramen, we find out he's fighting in the name of Allah against the well known ISIS and is well known friends with his "Indian Brother" Riyashat Quarter Cock. He gets more and more creepy with every installment to the point where he even gets arrested for rape. His aliases are Muhnigga, Muhiba, Succ Fish, Ayon, Ayon360, Ayon3601, and Indian Man. He never ages throughout the series. His 5 kids are Muhibur Bin Rahman III, Ahmed Hussein Rahman, Abdullah al Rahman, Hassan Musharraf Rahman, and Bob.
Billy Spectrum

**Billy Spectrum** is Monomus Supreme's right hand man of the guardians in the Era of Monomus. He is a very rare supremere of Spectrum primary and Antispectral secondary. He is serious about his job but can often get overconfident. He is not afraid to self inflict damage to make himself stronger. He likes to see the team as his replacement family considering he has come from a long line of near extinct Antispectrals. Unfortunately, he has meet his end before reaching his full guardian potential.

His born weapon is a broadsword, which he has the ability to change it's size, weight, and control it remotely from elsewhere.

His theme is called ***Shattered Spectrum***

**Origin**

Billy had come from a line of ancestors who were only successful in making a single child each with the Antispectral ability. He was the one who inherited the power on birth. Feeling weighed down from all the pressure of not letting himself get into danger or death, he hid for 10 years in isolation before meeting Monomus and the rest of the team. There, Billy learned new skills and how to accept risk and danger. He soon proved to have loads of potential and decided to stay with the team since.

**Attacks/Defenses**

Billy has many preferred attacks and defenses when in battle.

-Cornea Poison: Billy can create a burst that removes the enemy's eyes ability to see light, thus giving Billy the advantage.

-Absorption: The classic ability of Spectrums and Antispectrals. Billy can choose to use his Spectrum abilities to convert rainbow type colors into raw energy for multiuse, or use Antispectral to convert greyscale attacks into a stronger reflection of said attack.

-Fragment Spears: Billy can convert raw energy from absorbed color into lots of spears that move at the speed of light, does not have that much considerable damage though.

-Spectral Laser: Billy can create a laser up to 30ft in diameter and roughly 300 kilometers long. This laser can be manipulated in any way shape or form. It can be curved, make sharp turns, split, or focus into a single spot.

-Light Void: A special ability Billy holds is the ability to create minor openings into a sort of pocket dimension that converts anything that touches the entry into raw color particles.

-Dark Control: Billy can tap into his Antispectral side to manipulate the greyscale colors around him. He could use it to teleport, create hazards, or blind enemies.

**Vulnerabilities**

Billy has definite weaknesses.

1. Can only take 12 hits of damage from ANYTHING (naturally regens over a week period).
2. Abilities get hard to control sometimes for him.
3. Abilities naturally use tons of essence.
4. Can die if absorbed too much.
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## Summary

Learn more about live shows, behind the scenes episodes, and special podcast events. Extra episodes include any released content that does not contain original role-playing content.

Episodes with an asterisk are bonus Patreon content. Click 'listen' to support the Dames!
Phandalin

Phandalin is a village in northwest Faerûn, just north of Amphail. The town is growing due to Master Volothamp Geddarm's *Volo's Guide to Monsters* as tourists and thrill seekers visit en masse.

## History

The podcast begins in Phandalin in Prequel: The Green Skin of Treachery, Part 1 where the Dames take on a quest to find Lord Eric Merryweather, who has gone missing. They return to Phandalin upon completion of this quest and are immediately brought into another problem that needs solving.

They visit the Tresendar Manor to save the Banik Brothers construction workers. While searching for the brothers, they also meet a group of kobolds and a half orc named Olf Undercroft.

## Notable Locations

* Alderleaf Farm
	+ The home of Carp Alderleaf
* Barthen's Provisions
* Lionshield Coster
* Sleeping Giant
	+ Grista's taproom
* Stonehill Inn
* Tresendar Manor
	+ Located on the eastern side of Phandalin
	+ The manor is in a state of disrepair and has been used as a hideout by ruffians
	+ Is now the home of Sniv, Meepo, Snudro, and a few other kobold friends

## Notable People

* The Alderleafs
	+ Carp
	+ Qelline
* The Banik Brothers
	+ Bilnan
	+ Davver
	+ Jonwont
	+ Rickroll
	+ Ronwil
	+ Travver
* Grista
* The Hallwinters
	+ Sildar
	+ Winter
* Meepo (but not that Meepo), Kobold
* Sniv, Kobold
* Snudro, Kobold
* Olf Undercroft, Half Orc
Earth

Dimensionere Type: Earth

Known Mood: Happy

**Stats**

Essence Level: 6/10

Essence Usage: 1/10

Power: 4/10

Speed: 2/10

Defense: 8/10

Wisdom: 0/10

Tech: 4/10

Ability Power: 6/10

Dexterity: 3/10

Charisma: 7/10

Accuracy: 75%

Small Description: Insane workout freaks who rely on their body for the stats rather than abilities like normal.

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Primary Ability: Rock Armor; creates a armor of pure diamond, gold, and other very strong metals. This increases their attack as well as defense. And because of their raw strength, they can easily hold up this armor for a very long time.
Supremeres

Supremeres are the rare Dimensioneres of the realm. They have the capability of having 2 abilities from a defective limiting gene. The chance of being a supremere is 1/1,000,000,000,000,000. With extra abilities comes extra rules and regulations. They are most like to be influenced by corrupted leaders and become deadly threats. Some types prefer to send away their supremeres to guarded voided dimensions so they could live in peace. Other types prefer to use them as an advantage of war to increase their chances of winning a victorious battle against another type. Either way, the leader of a type is responsible for the outcome of a supremere born in their territory. Evil intent with a supremere will result in execution.

The most common second abilities that a supremere can be born with is Time, Fire, Space, Fusion, Range, and Melee.
Abilities

The thousand dimension realm is filled with what seem to be ordinary people. In actuality, they have **abilities** that require **essence** to use. These people are called Dimensioneres. There are dozens of different abilities to be given, depending on where you live and who your parents were. In some cases, they could have 2 abilities, in which they are called **Supremeres**. There are only two pieces of equipment that affect abilities called **symbols** and **essence gems.** Those pieces of equipment are for the higher ups such as ability leaders and the guardians. **Fusions** could also happen, where 2-3 people are legally allowed to form a new being of their combined personality and powers, as long as they possess symbols of their own.

The list below lists all the different Dimensioneres that the realm holds or used to hold.

**-Fire**

**-Water**

**-Air**

**-Earth**

**-Plant**

**-Space**

**-Dimension**

**-Spectrum**

**-Antispectral**

**-Nova**

**-Time**

**-Growth**

**-Electricity**

**-Range**

**-Melee**

**-Thief**

**-Fusion**

**-Hexa**

**-Diamation**

**-Elemental**

**-Balance**

**-Death**

**-Sacred**

**-Tech**

**-Virus**

**-Tech Time**

**-Engineer**

**-Code**

**-Phoenix**

**-Dragon**

**-Digital**

**-Virus EX**
Malisa

Malisa is the main antagonist of the first season of **Era of Monomus**. She is the longest known leader of the **infectors** to be risen in power and has faced many generations of guardians before being finally stopped by Monomus Supreme.

**Who is she and what is her personality?**

Malisa is a Warrior type infector with special ideals and a great silver tongue. Overtime she became known for her great battle efforts and was praised by the other infectors before being chosen to become their leader. She is known to make lots of agreements, but only do her part of the deal 50% of the time. If she sees an opportunity to potentially claim more pieces of the realm, she will trick, betray, and sacrifice to reach that need. Her only problem is that she loves to monologue in the middle of battles. This often leads to her getting surprise attacked often.
Delshad

[Brief character description]

## Appearance and Personality

During her first encounter with the Dames, Delsy is presenting herself as an elven woman with red hair, freckles, and emerald eyes.

## Character Information

Delsy is first introduced in Season 1 when Riot Bonezerker approaches her in the Sleeping Giant, Grista's tavern in Phandalin. She showed interest in a piece of paper in Volo's handwriting that said:

> A hag always has some potion or amulet that puts the odds in her favor. If you're lucky, she only wants to make you miserable instead of just killing you.
>
>

### Trivia

* Delsy is a character borrowed from *In Volo's Wake*; Kat renamed her Delshad and added additional background information.
* The Dames first run into Delsy in S01 E07 - Second Downtime in Phandalin.
Water

Dimensionere Type: Water

Known Mood: Calm

**Stats**

Essence Level: 8/10

Essence Usage: 3/10

Power: 5/10

Speed: 8/10

Defense: 4/10

Wisdom: 6/10

Tech: 0/10

Ability Power: 4/10

Dexterity: 8/10

Charisma: 6/10

Accuracy: 89%

Small Description: Calm people who only fight when absolutely needed. But when they are involved, things can get really messy.

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Primary Ability: Flood Prime; creates an infinite amount of water to crush enemies with pressure / drown them.
Velocista

Bart Allen / Impulso (DC Comics)

Os famosos corredores do mundo dos heróis. Conseguindo distorcer o espaço, por conta de sua fisiologia adaptada à velocidade por viés da Força de Aceleração, ou outros meios tanto místicos quanto tecnológicos, possuindo toda uma estrutura genética e fenotípica ou apetrechos de caráter futuristas para suportar as altas velocidades.

## Habilidades

* **Escapada Ligeira (Nível 1)**

Com sua alta velocidade, você passa de forma despercebida pelos inimigos, os fazendo o perder de vista. Esta técnica é inútil contra seres capazes de enxergar em alta velocidade, ou em lugares muito abertos, sem lugares para se esconder.

**Cooldown:** 3 Turnos

* **Ultra-Rasteira (Nível 3)**

Enquanto estiver em movimento, você consegue rapidamente se agachar, fazendo um movimento que pode servir tanto para atacar um inimigo desprevenido, quanto para desviar de um golpe iminente.

**Cooldown:** 2 Turnos

## Perícias

Acrobatismo Básico

Conhecimento = Biologia, Ciência, Engenharia & Arquitetura, Geografia, Local e Tecnologia

Furtividade

Get Information

Pilotagem Básica

Sentidos Aguçados
Niberyum

Niberyum is a mineral that is hazardous to the touch, but when refine it can be used to multiple purposes. Niberyum is found in certain planets in certain dimensions. However, those dimensions are on massive amounts of lockdown because of how dangerous it is. Niberyum is dark green in color and glows when **essence** comes in contact with it.

**Why it is Hazardous**

Niberyum is a spreadable parasite. When it comes in contact with skin, it begins to invade the bloodstream and block heart flow. This will kill the host and leave an empty corpse to take over. The parasite will surround the brain and constantly fuel it with oxygen of its own as to keep it fresh longer. It will then proceed to move the dead body like a puppet, controlling its every movement to make any attempts of spreading the parasite to others. The body itself will breakdown while the parasite controls it. Eventually the body will remain uninhabitable for the Niberyum so it lies in wait for someone to accidentally touch it from the ground. It can last 500 years before it loses all form of sentience.

**The Benefits it Offers**

Although the effect of it when touched sounds horrible, it does offer some really good benefits to those who obtain it. It can create weaponry and absorbing defenses. I can cure diseases and cancer, and is a natural weakness against the infectors. Unfortunately, only 2.5 million tons were obtainable before going on lockdown, so there is not very much to go around everyone. Niberyum is also used to fight against the **infectors** as it is their one and only weakness.
Shockmare

Shockmare is the main antagonist of the third season of **Era of Monomus**. He is a robotic skeleton made to look like Monomus that was developed by the Ulti-Tech community. An **infector** took control over the machine and infused itself into it, thus making the infector soul permanently stuck. He steals a guitar and an employee's clothing and names himself "Shockmare".

**Who is he and what is his personality?**

He is an infector that specializes in spreading infection a lot more powerfully than others and will stop at nothing. He goes at his own pace and prefers to avoid manipulation due to the consequences that it may create. He would much rather make alliances that could benefit off of the destruction of the realm. He will however often stop during battles and correct an opponent's mistake out of pure habit. He tends to play music when conquering a planet as it gives him more focus and motivation. Shockmare has a kind of "rage mode". When he is in rage mode, he will attack at a much faster rate and control the infected particles at a massive amount.
Plant

Dimensionere Type: Plant

Known Mood: Relaxed

**Stats**

Essence Level: 7/10

Essence Usage: 4/10

Power: 6/10

Speed: 5/10

Defense: 6/10

Wisdom: 8/10

Tech: 0/10

Ability Power: 9/10

Dexterity:7/10

Charisma: 3/10

Accuracy: 80%

Small Description: Easy to talk to people, loves to fill their planets with exotic gardens.

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Primary Ability: Organic control; instead of using their Essence to summon their own plants, they use the gardens on their planets to attack the enemy. This method however, is strangely **very** effective.
Infectors

Infectors are the main types that clash against the guardians for the full takeover of the 1000 dimensions. They have the ability to spread "Infection", which is a shiny, rough, black, and blocky material that infectors can freely manipulate into forms of attack, teleportation, defense, and more. They are made up of something called an **Infector Core**. Each infector has an infector core that they have to protect at all costs. Usually they take over hosts of Dimensionere bodies to become better at mobility. Killing the host body will not kill the infector themselves.

Infectors do have a strong weakness, **Niberyum**. For some reason, the crystal's infecting ability overpowers the infector's core, thus killing them directly.

**Location**

The infectors can be located in the 950+ dimensions. However their locations in general can vary.

**Types of Infectors**

There are multiple types of Infectors in the realm.

-**Basic**: The basic infectors have the ability to infect matter.

-**Virtual**: These infectors have evolved to infect electricity itself, thus making it easy to infect entire worlds in minutes.

-**Leader**: Leader infectors are created with essence abilities and born weapons. Due to the very little amount in existence, they are seen as royal. Which is why they are called Leader infectors. The only exception was Malisa, she was chosen by all of the infectors to be the new leader.

-**Warrior**: Warrior infectors are non-trained prodigy killers. They care about nothing but domination. Only 1 infector exists in which the constant need for killing was converted into mental manipulation. That infector was **Malisa** herself.

-**Spread**: Spread infectors are solely based on spreading infection, killing is minimal for these types. The only infector to spread AND kill would be **Shockmare.**
Air

Dimensionere Type: Air

Known Mood: Bored

**Stats**

Essence Level: 6/10

Essence Usage: 2/10

Power: 4/10

Speed: 9/10

Defense: 5/10

Wisdom: 8/10

Tech: 3/10

Ability Power: 5/10

Dexterity: 6/10

Charisma: 4/10

Accuracy: 45%

Small Description: Literally the most boring Dimensioneres in existence. They are very strict and controlling to the point where nothing could make them smile.

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Primary Ability: Wind Strike; create infinite air pressure and binds it into a blade of pure destruction. Getting stabbed with this blade will result in the injured blowing up from the immense amount of pressure.
Fire

Dimensionere Type: Fire

Known Mood: Aggressive

**Stats**

Essence Level: 8/10

Essence Usage: 3/10

Power: 6/10

Speed: 3/10

Defense: 2/10

Wisdom: 3/10

Tech: 1/10

Ability Power: 8/10

Dexterity: 7/10

Charisma: 9/10

Accuracy: 66%

Small Description: Hot headed Dimensioneres that show absolutely no mercy when pissed off.

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**Primary Ability**: Firestorm; Summons clouds that strike fire lighting that causes shockwaves of extreme heat. Can open ground of planets to reveal their core for more source output.
Fusions

Fusions (not to be confused with the Fusion type) are the combinations of personalities and abilities of Dimensioneres and their **symbols**. When doing a fusion, symbols are to be detached from the host and laid out in front of you on a solid surface. All other person(s) must do the same. If you do not do the first step then you will be excluded from the the fusion. The Dimensioneres involved must release about 20% of their **essence** to empower the symbol to activate its fusion mode. In fusion mode, a symbol will be attracted to other symbols in fusion mode. When symbols touch in fusion mode, the bodies of the Dimensioneres involved get sucked into the massive amounts of gravity it creates, much like a mini blackhole. The symbols then proceed to form a living humanoid figure around itself with the personality and **abilities** of the hosts. The fusion is completed when the new combined figure is breathing. Congratulations, you just read about a tier 2 fusion. There are 5 tiers of a fusion, tier 4 and 5 are illegal unless given special permission via the concurrent leader of the guardians. The tiers are as follows.

-Tier 1: Combinations of 2 symbols and 1 person.

-Tier 2: Combinations of 2 symbols and 2 people

-Tier 3: Combinations of more than 2 symbols and more than 2 people.

-Tier 4: Combinations of multiple symbols and 1 fused person.

-Tier 5: Combination of multiple symbols and multiple fused person(s)

Fusion tier 4 and 5 are only permitted if it means the possible extinction of a ability type by another type. Fusions by themselves are only to be used in self defense from an attack. Any means of evil intent of fusions will result in execution.
Halfway

Halfway is a small hamlet south of the Sword Mountains that is bordered by Swallow Lake to the west and the Crooked Forest to the east.

## History

Halfway is a matriarchal society; each clan is led by an honored matron.

## Notable Locations

* Come Butte Inn
	+ The only publicly-accessible building in Halfway
	+ The tavern that Lyta Rollings runs
	+ There is a trap door by the tavern's well that goes to the Crooked Forest

## Notable People

* Lyta Rollings
	+ Mayor, constable, and tavernkeeper at the Come Butte Inn
Megatech Corporation

The Megatech Corporation is a science and technology system with Dimensioneres from across the Realm working in unison for the greater good. As bad as the reputation is in terms of the chosen leaders, they do make an effort in completing projects that help people. They have made different technologies such as war armor, shields and weapons made of **Niberyum**, much stronger power sources, mining suits, and much more. Nowadays they are constantly trying to beat out their competitors UltiTech.

**How it Started**

about 500 years after the start of the Realm, the leaders of all the Dimensions decided to band together on a singular project, "Project MEGA". It would be the one and only thing they would do together, no matter what war starts or what leader takes over. Over the course of thousands of years, they went from discovering the properties of a near invincible armor at the time to becoming fully into discovering the uses for Niberyum.
IambicTrimeter

**IambicTrimeter,** or commonly refered to as **Ping,** is a tyrannical ruler of KOS. He made his first appearance in Season 3.

## Personality

go look up “neanderthal behavior” on google.com

## History

In Season 3, he was invited to Longwild. After a short period, he created KOS, an apocalyptical Minecraft server to compete with Longwild. He had invited everyone in Longwild into the server and gave everyone 'official names,' which is in an undecipherable language. After a small period of time, it's not unclear that everyone is opposing IambicTrimeter's ideologies and bullshit, including but not limited to, making everyone use the unreadable language in the Discord server, reestablishing the ranking system (which turned out shit), making everyone not having fun, etc.

After a load of shitfuckery caused by him, the Anti-Ping Resistance was founded. The Resistance had disguised themselves to be a Hololive Server to prevent IRL Ping seeing the akward server tab on Discord. On 6th of November 2020, 9:00pm, the First Bombing of the Royal Palace was commenced. The pressure was on. IambicTrimeter restored the palace and began suspecting members that could be resisting his commands. He destroyed the Gawr Gura Pixel Art built by HelloThere. Three days later, there was an another bombing, called the Second Bombing of the Royal Palace, as retaliation to the destruction of the shark memorial. After many complications, he invited more members to gain more motivation to the server; this ended horridly as PKsavage21s and MickPuff123 destroyed all of the builds inside the server.

On November 13th, 2020, IambicTrimeter began to ban most of the members in the Discord server and the Minecraft server, resulting in the atrocity named the KOS Purge; this solidified the fact of the people that he is not the greatest, he is the worst. Operation Meehan was commenced to took over the KOS Discord server. He invited the 'bot' unknowingly and the Resistance has gained to confidential information. After gaining the IP address of the server, they later bombed the Royal Palace once again; they called the bombing 'Operation Mongoloid-killer.' After the battle, IambicTrimeter has declared Kingdom of Siam defunct, finally making an end to the tyrant.

Currently, there is no information of IambicTrimeter's whereabouts in Minecraft.
MaskOfToxicplAs

**MaskOfToxicplAs** or often refer to as just **Toxic** was one of the Longwild Veteran, that joined during **Longwild Season 0**. He has been less active as time goes on.

## Appearance

Toxic changes his skin often, and we couldn't keep track on most of the skin he used, but we do have this photo of his previous skin. In general Toxic likes wearing blue. He doesn't keep his skin consistence, so it is really hard to pin point the theme of his skin.
Prequel: The Green Skin of Treachery, Part 1

## Starring

Essie Hollman as Nevar Moor
Jen Vaughn as Riot Bonezerker
Meris Mullaley as Rose Lao
Kat Kruger as the Dungeon Master

## Synopsis

The debut episode for the d20 Dames. Join the Dames for the prequel story "In Volo's Wake" as their characters meet for the first time and team up for the love of money . . . uh, for the love of adventure!

### Halfway

The Dames find themselves making their way to a small hamlet called Halfway by way of Phandalin in their search for the missing Lord Eric Merryweather. They meet the tavernkeeper, Lyta Rollings, who requires them to perform. Nevar Moor plays on her flute, Riot Bonezerker plays on her harp and uses her tail for percussion, and Rose Lao does flips and other acrobatic tricks.

After the performance, Lyta gives the party more information about the missing Lord Merryweather. She believes he has been sidetracked by a tribe of goblins in the Crooked Forest, which she claims is unusual. He has been missing for at least three days but she did not feel she could go get him herself.

Lyta directs the Dames to a trap door by the Come Butte Inn's well that leads to the Crooked Forest. The Dames head in well-armed with cheese.

### Crooked Forest

A path through the Crooked Forest leads the Dames to a golden maple that slams a leafy branch down on a dead shrub. Next to the maple is a small flowering tree that has a small face and is about to say something before the dead shrub comes to life, ready to attack, and turns toward the Dames.

## Featured Characters

### PCs

* Nevar Moor played by Essie Hollman
* Riot Bonezerker played by Jen Vaughn
* Rose Lao played by Meris Mullaley

### NPCs

* Lyta Rollings

## Featured Locations

### Visited

* Crooked Forest
* Halfway
	+ Come Butte Inn
* Phandalin

### Mentioned

* Shou Lung
* Sossal

## Quotes

* "So do tell us a joke or sing a song right as quick as you can. Otherwise I'll give your butts the boot off our butte afore you can say cheery bye." - Lyta Rollings (7:29)
* "Is it light enough that I can turn off my torch? Because I'm a little worried that we're going to attract attention. And by turn off, I mean put out." - Meris Mullaley (27:27)
* "Do we need to roll to shuffle silently?" - Essie Hollman (29:20)

## Trivia

* Riot Bonezerker uses her wings for the first time on the podcast after meeting Lyta Rollings in Halfway
Impossible Blackholes

Impossible blackholes are super rare phenomena that appear at the edges of dimensions. The occurrences only happen when 2 dimensions intersect each other, forming a deadly bridge that can suck in a living Dimensionere and spit out their dead body on the other side. The blackholes emit a radiation that slowly crystalizes into a harden gem when in contact with extreme heat, extreme pressure, and a rocky surface. This is crucial to the formation of **Essence Gems**.
Vlad Ivanov

Vlad after the Island Incident

**Vlad Ivanov** is a character played by thekingbutten / A Disappointment on the now released Nerve FiveM server. When he gets bored...

## History

Vlad is a man with a shrouded past, that is to say his creator has no f\*\*king idea where he came from or what pushed him to leave his home country to move to Los Santos. In his own words Vlad would claim; "I'm in it for the money, babes and alcohol." But his outgoing, almost stereotypical Russian attitude almost has no explanation. All that is known is Vlad is a qualified submarine engineer and has likely spent a long amount of time in one.

## Personality

Vlad is a party animal. Looking excitement, booze and babes wherever he goes. He is also a very nationalistic Russian, wearing his country's colours with pride (although it's clear he's more fond of the Soviet Union).

## The Island Incident

Vlad after finding a jet ski decided to make his way back to the Island off the coast of Los Santos he had visited before. Knowing that there was something more there. When he landed on the island however it was clear he had no way of leaving. Surviving off toilet water and a diet of marijuana, prickly pear and left behind scraps of food he managed to build a raft to get him back to the safety of Los Santos. Unfortunately the boat sank ten seconds into the trip and he had to swim a majority of the journey. After arriving back on land he quickly acquired his trusty Club and headed to grab some snacks and vodka.

## Post Island Incident

After returning from the island it was apparent the experience had changed Vlad. After receiving a haircut for his drastically overgrown hair he rushed to the nearest clothing store and changed out of his now tattered tracksuit into a cheap two-piece suit and tie. After leaving only to find his vehicle impounded for parking in a disabled spot Vlad roamed around the city until he found an empty postal truck in a back alley. Not having enough money to retrieve his Club or to find accommodation he decided this postage truck would be his new home. Now Vlad spends his days searching for the means to survive, money, vodka and "foreign films".
Valeriy Romanov

### Former Job(s)

British Formula Three Driver (2014-2016), FIA Karting Driver (2010-13), Russian Armed Forces Soldier (2017-2019), Mount Baton Post Ltd. Head of Trade Line (2021).

## **General Description**

**Valeriy Romanov** is an ex-racing driver in his mid-20s, he currently has no job however he works closely with his old friend Lord Mount Baton. Currently his status and whereabouts are unknown, he may be seen around on the island sometimes however it is rumoured that he started a new racing career in Europe.

### Family

Valeriy has 3 people in his life who he would consider family.

**Ludmila Romanova,** His younger sister (born 06/11/02) who is currently studying at the local university on the island.

**Lord Mount Baton,** Head of the family who he associates with.

**Milfred Atkinson †,** His 'Brother' part of same associated family.

## **Backstory**

### **Early Life**

**Valeriy Romanov** was born on the 9th of January, 1997 in Sochi. Nothing much was known about his mother or father except for their extreme drinking habits and their wealth. Valeriy went to school abroad in the United Kingdom at the age of 11 and got qualifications in engineering which frankly never went to use. While studying abroad, He met a man by the name of **Lord Mount Baton** who helped him out financially since his parents refused to pay him at all. It was this time when Valeriy became interested in the professional racing scene.

### **Racing Career**

At the age of 13, **Valeriy** (with the help of **Lord Mount Baton**) began his racing career in the Karting Championships, overall he performed average, scoring only 3 wins and 8 podiums in his 3 year run. Before he started his 4th season, he decided he was ready for Formula Three and again with the financial assistance of **Lord Mount Baton** they created a team, **Baton Racing.** His 2013 year didn't go so well, since they never qualified for the season which meant they could have extra time to prepare for the next year, come 2014 and they make it to the grid. Overall he faired better and managed to win 5 races and 13 podiums across 2014 and 2015. 2016 came to be an unfortunate end to his career when Lord Mount Baton had personal affairs and Valeriy lost his financial backing.
Symbols

Symbols are disks made of raw essence diluted down to a touchable metal. However, the metal on contact with a Dimensionere will instead massively increase the **ability** and **essence** usage of the host. The symbol can be attached anywhere on the body as long as it touches skin. If a symbol were to be detached off of it's host forcibly, it would instantly explode as symbols are often made with self destructive capabilities to prevent thieves and evil intent. Symbols that have been on a Dimensionere body for at least 5 years do cause symptoms if it were to be detached. It would cause dizziness, a feeling of weakness, numbness of the fingers, and a cold chill across the body.

**Symbol laws and Illegal production.**

There are multiple laws of the realm in terms of symbols set by the guardians that can result in punishment by death if broken. When you are in host of a symbol, you accept the terms of responsibility for it. If it were to break or self destruct, you are to be responsible of replacing it. Symbols are not meant to be given away or used as a toy. Being caught doing so can result in suspension from it by the guardians. Evil intent with it will result in imprisonment or possible execution depending on the level of charge. If your symbol gets stolen, then notify the guardians immediately as they will return it 1-3 days after reporting (unless big conflicts were to arise).

There are black markets of the realm that illegally sell symbols. Being caught producing it will result in execution unless proven that you have not sold more than 50. If you were to be caught with a symbol bought from the black market, then it will be taken away from you alongside some imprisonment of 10-20 years.
Rubberneck

”**Rubberneck**” is the eight track of Venezuelan producer and artist Arca’s sixth album KicK iii. The song was announced along with Arca’s posts on her social media.

## Lyrics

**[Intro]**

Mmmh

Do you know what time it is?

I said do you know what time it is?

Time to snap, uh

Bring it back

Just, just like that

**[Verse]**

Dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame

Dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame

Dámelo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo lento

Dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame

Dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dámelo

Dámelo, dámelo, dámelo, mételo, mételo, mételo, mételo

Mételo biеn, mételo suave, mételo duro, métеlo

Mételo bien, mételo suave, mételo duro, mételo

Mételo duro, duro, duro

Mételo suave, suave

Métele, métele

**[Outro]**

Dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dámelo

Dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dámelo

Dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dame, dámelo

Dame más, dame más, dame más, dame más

Dame más, dame más, dame más, dame más

Dame más, dame más, dame más, dame más

Dame más, dame más, dame más, dame más

Dame más, dame más, dame más, dame más

Dame más, dame más, dame más, dame más

Dame más, dame más, dame más, dame más

Dame más, dame más
Bruhlan War on Terror/Synopsis

## Bruhlan War on Terror

### The events that lead to the war

The war happened because of a minor case of boredom. At 6pm of the 28th of December, HelloThere declared war on the KKK as the Pettan Military again.

### Operation HolyShit

Operation HolyShit was the plan to raid the KKK headquarters and knock them out by the Pettan Military. It began right after the declaration of war, when a squad of 4 planes flew in to bomb the KKK HQ. Soon after, the Pettan Army stormed the base and took supplies, blew up the many racist flags, liberated the slaves, and took in dozens of prisoners. They later set up a camp right outside of the base ruins

### Battle of the KKK base

Soon after the base was captured, the KKK infantry launched a counter-offensive that happened in the 29th of December. The KKK wheeled in multiple Anti-Aircraft guns and shot down all the Pettan planes present. The army soon marched in and a battle began. The battle ended in a victory for the KKK who ended up retaking the entire area and gaining even more.

### Battle of the River

The Battle of the River happened not long after the previous fight, lasting from the 29th to the 30th of December. The battle began when the Pettan army who were camping in the “KOS memorial” attempted to raid the KKK base. The Pettan army rode in tanks from the military base and stormed the KKK from the trenches that they dug as well. The Pettans started shooting from the other side of the river as the KKK fought back. Things were looking up for the Pettan army as they had more tanks and artillery but not long after, the KKK brought in their own tanks and started shelling them. The battle ended when aerial support came in for the Pettans. The KKK were bombed to nothing, captured prisoners were all executed on mass.

### The Nuclear Age

It was at this point where the war would shift into something completely different. Both sides now had nuclear weapons. No side dared to use any of the nukes because they were world-ending weapons that could spell disaster for all sides. Until HelloThere snapped one day.

### The atomic bombing of the KKK

On the 31st of December 2020, at exactly 17:21pm, a Pettan plane dropped the first atomic bomb to be used in combat. This nuke had a commandblock core that could potentially crash the server. The chances were at 50/50 on terms of success but it was worth a shot anyways said HelloThere. The atomic bomb crashed the server and destroyed the KKK base as well. Windsor tried to retaliate but it was all futile. When the server came back they would come to terms and sue for peace.

### The New Years pact

 File:The New Years pact.png
Right before the clock struck midnight on New Years eve, both sides signed the New Years pact which ended the war for good. Peace was finally achieved in the Bruhlan empire. Unfortunately the server would go through a recession period that it would never recover from and at the end, Bruhlan ended for good, leaving nothing except for pictures, and a questionable legacy.
Windsor

Kingdom of Siam

Bruhlan

Blowing up Fix-It-Felix

Escaping the Prison

Blowing up the KOS Royal Palace multiple times

being a bitch

**Windsor** was a racist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, retarded, autist, communist, terrorist, and a criminal of war. He was epicly owned by Skycreature08 along with HelloThere2007. He made his first appearance in Season 3.

## Appearance

Windsor's former skin reassembles the infamous uniform of the KKK, for some reason. The soviet uniform replaced the old skin.

## Personality

Winsor's personality was shown to be problematic and chaotic by many people inside the server. He is also an arsonist and a racist as well.

## History

> I was very bored one day so I committed multiple violations of the Geneva Convention.
>
> - Winsor desribing himself too fucking well.

In the beginning of Siamese History, IambicTrimeter, also known as Ping, invited Windsor to the KOS server to make him the prime minister of Siam and help him control the entirety of Siam; the fact aged like milk. Winsor turned against the tyrannical ruler and joined the Anti-Ping Resistance to abdicate the King. He accompanied with the rest of the faction in the bombings of the Royal Palace in protest. He got purged by Ping in the KOS Purge.

After the KOS empire collapsed, he joined Season 3 and participated in the base war, which took place in the trenches. Winsor fed his cravings by blowing Weisun's base up because Weisun had blew his base in his birthday. After many bombings and crimes committing by Winsor, the Longwild government had decided to put him in the Void Prison. He escaped with no effort with the help of HelloThere2007. After his escapee, he was back to committing crimes once again. He and Matt made a gacha bomb which blown the marketplace up; he also blown the Fix-It Felix store as well in the chaos.

In Season 4, he actually behaves and don't bomb shit up.
Season 1/Synopsis

## Season 1

After Longwild Season 0 ended, Skycreature create the Longwild Season 1 server using the website called **Aternos**. Everyone from last season except for NinetyTH, who wanted to attend another SMP server.

This time Skycreature wanted to make things a little more complicated. The server is a massive ocean, the only place for building a house is at the mainland, and the little island scatter across this large ocean. The Main Land acted as the marketplace. Skycreature took a little jungle island north of the map, Toxic took an oak island filled with tress, and Polo took a mountain next to the marketplace

On 28th of March Longwild Season 1 begun. All 3 people spawned on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean and they started crafting boats and travelling to their island. Skycreature went to the nether right after, while Toxic and Polo was still building their houses. The next day, Skycreature conquer the first Ocean Monument, with just iron gear. Right after that Skycreature also decided to build **The Duplicator**.

4 Days after the server was launch, on March 31st 2019 Skycreature ventures into The End, defeated the Ender Dragon, and retrieve the first Elytra. The first Wither of the server was defeated by Skycreature 4 days afer that.

On the 14th of April 2019, the idea of the **IIR(Isolated Island Railway)** was pitched to everyone and was widely excepted. Skycreature began contruction of this rail system, and finish it a few weeks later.

On the 7th of May 2019, a new member of Longwild has been introduced, **Start**. Start was Polo's friend and so he was invited to Longwid. Some week later, Skycreature made a buisness comperation called **Skycorp.**

July 4th, 2019, **The Village and Pillage** was officially released, and Skycreature worked hard to help people all over the server redesign their villager trading hall.

July 14th 2019, Start though about an idea to make a smart shop like Saharah from Hermitcraft, he fetch the idea to Skycreature, and along with Polo they joined force to make the first ever smart shop in Longwild called **Pacific**. During those time Skycreature invited one of his personal friend **Hellothere2007** into the server, and he decide to build a light house on the far east of the map.

Some time in August, The trio finished Pacific using Polo and Starts build skill along with Skycreature's knowledge on redstone. The shop was fully functional but was never open to the public, but it stood as a great achievement of what the trio could do.

The server became very inactive due to all of the members needing to attend school, which killed alot of the interest in the server, but on the 8th of December players magically came back, and with 2 new members **Gaioo** and **Charizard12393**. Gaioo played on the server for qute a long time before leaving, and Charizard12393 played for a brief moment but because of this magical event Skycreature decide to end Season 1, and begin Season 2 in the following weeks.
Enitan Storyweaver

[Brief character description]

## Appearance and Personality

Enitan, or Eni, is part spider; they wear large fashion sunglasses to cover their many eyes and baggy clothes to cover their extra limbs. They are a trickster and thrive on chaos and mischief.

## Character Information

Eni is from a far-away town, visiting Wygnoming because their aunt lives there. When people leave Eni's hometown to travel, they tend to pick a name for themselves based on their full name. Eni's full name is Enitan Storyweaver due to the pranks they've pulled on others and the stories they've woven, but they chose to go by Eni Story.

### Quotes

* "Is it possible that some of these items were stolen goods? Y'know, like, forced through the cracks kind of thing?" - Piper Paranelle; "Stolen? That word has been used here before, but it does not have any meaning here." - Whim; "Oh, that's convenient." - **Enitan Storyweaver**; "Welcome to Whim's Convenience!" - Whim - Episode 2 - On a Whim (8:54)

### Trivia

* Eni starts off the campaign with **two** "dirty 20" rolls

## Gallery

1. ↑ Episode 1 - Welcome to Wygnoming (7:30 and 10:56)