Sandy Treasures - Draft

Sandy Treasures

*[the episode starts at night, with SpongeBob and Patrick blowing bubbles]*

**Patrick:** You know, this is the most fun i've ever had since i buried a treasure in my front yard.

**SpongeBob:** Yeah..........wait, what?

**Patrick:** Yes, i buried a treasure in my front yard once. *[he looks at his watch]*Wow, time goes by so fast! I have to sleep, SpongeBob! See you tomorrow!

**SpongeBob:** Wait! Can i try to find the treasure? That sounds fun!

**Patrick:** Uh, sure. *[closes his rock]*

**SpongeBob:** Better start digging! *[he grabs a shovel, and starts digging]*

*[we see Squidward in his bed, sleeping]*

**Squidward:**Ugh........what's that noise? *[sticks his head out of the window]*SPONGEBOB! WHY ARE YOU DIGGING A HOLE AT NIGHT?!

**SpongeBob:** Well Squidward, Patrick buried a treasure in his front yard, and i'm trying to find it!

**Squidward:**Well, can you make a little less noise?

**SpongeBob:**Absolutely! Sorry to bother you!

**Squidward:**Whatever. *[puts his head back in his house, and goes to his bedroom]*Ah, time to sleep...........

*[in Squidward's dream]*

**Squidward:***[finds the treasure]*Yes! The treasure! *[it cuts to Squidward playing his clarinet 2000 at a concert]*Oh, this truly is the happiest day of my life!

*[dream ends]*

**Squidward:** ..........I GOT TO FIND THE TREASURE! *[jumps from his window]*SPONGEBOB! I'M GONNA FIND THE TREASURE, AND I'LL BE A MUSIC STAR! YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND IT, AND YOU'LL WORK AT AS A FRY COOK FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

**SpongeBob:** ...............ok. *[digs]*

**Squidward:***[grabs a shovel, and starts digging]*♪I'm gonna get rich, i'm gonna get rich!♪

**SpongeBob:** I hope Mr. Krabs won't be jealous.

**Squidward:***[a lightbulb appears on his head]*Of course! Mr. Krabs!

*[bubble transition]*

**Mr. Krabs:** So you're saying, if i help you find this treasure, you will give me all the money you have?

**Squidward:**Yes!

**Mr. Krabs:** Ok, deal!

**Squidward:**Now find the money!

**Mr. Krabs:**Ok............*[starts sniffing]*i smell..........sand...........

**Squidward:**Tell us about the gold!

**Mr. Krabs:** .................There's no gold!

**Squidward:** What? That's impossible!

**Mr. Krabs:**Believe me, if there was any gold, i would have smelled it!

**Squidward:**I think you're just getting old!

**Mr. Krabs:**Say that again, i dare you!

**Squidward:**You're getting old!

**Mr. Krabs:***[punches him, immediately knocking him out, then walks away]*

*[bubble transition]*

**Squidward:**Well, i guess i'll just have to dig with my shovel to find the treasure. BORING.

**SpongeBob:**Digging isn't so boring if you sing!

**Squidward:** What?

**SpongeBob: ♪**Digging song, digging song, won't you sing along? Digging song, digging song, digging all day looooooooooooong!♪

**Squidward:**I hate singing, playing my clarinet is much better! *[grabs his clarinet and starts playing it]*

*[the scene cuts to King Neptune's castle, where he is sleeping]*

**King Neptune:***[he wakes up]*WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE NOISE?

*[cuts back to Squidward playing his clarinet]*

**King Neptune:** STOP!

**Squidward and SpongeBob:** King Neptune?!

**King Neptune:**Octopus man, i'm here to take your clarinet! You play it horribly! *[he takes it]*

**Squidward:** WAIT! We can make a deal! You get my clarinet, and you give me the treasure!

**King Neptune:**What treasure?

**Squidward:** There's a treasure in this front yard!

**King Neptune:** Umh, ok. *[makes it appear]*Bye! *[goes away]*

**Squidward:** YES! He can take my stupid clarinet, now i'll get the Clarinet 2000 with all this go-*[he opens the chest, which is full of Krabby Patties]*KRABBY PATTIES?!

**SpongeBob:** WOO-HOO!

**Squidward:** BUT.......THIS ISN'T A TREASURE!

**SpongeBob:** Well, he never said it was gold.

**Squidward:** My clarinet........KING NEPTUNE! *[he runs to King Neptune's castle]*