Noisy Jackal

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## Noisy Jackal

### Weapon(s)

Glock
A stronger glock

AK-47

Custom MP9 with Gryffindor colors

Noisy Cricket (replica)

Tactical knife (machete if she's happy)

Bat with nails

RPG (for birthday parties)

Silenced RPG (for funerals)

Her own fists sometimes

Her teeth even

## Character Details

### Allies:

Eileen Brown (friend)
Dante Kidmen (rival/acquaintance)

Kelly Rousseau (friend)

Red Eye (friend)

Apollo & Bucket (business partners)

Makuon (friend)

Wame Jackson (Mentor)

### Rivals:

Tulson (tax motherfucker)
Shutterbug (punching bag)

Alessandra di Fiorenza (bitch)

Salmonella (asshole in lingerie)

Percy the pimp (pink bawface)

## Creator Info:

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Donella McIntosh, better known as Noisy Jackal, or just Jackal, is the current leader of the Bastard Forces, a semi-militarized gang that fights other gangs that are a threat for the innocent.

She's well known for having a bad attitude and a strange love for guns and explosives, making her dangerous for the people around her and herself.

## Appearance

Jackal is an average Scottish girl, she's pale and has her face full of freckles. Her blonde hair is really messy due to being cut with just a knife, with a fringe covering her really thick eyebrows. Her face always shows her grumpy and aggressive personality by having her teeth exposed in a permanent disgusted expression (rumors say that her teeth are abnormally large and that's why she can't close her lips, but nobody wants to ask her if this is true).

She wears military clothes on duty or comfy clothes on weekends, never wearing clothes too feminine or dresses (she hates them), it doesn't matter wich outfit is she wearing, she will always use fingerless gloves. In service, she can be seeing using the Red Beret of the Bastard Forces, urban camouflage uniform and a reglementary soft bullet proof body suit underneath.

## Personality

She's a really grumpy and aggressive woman, always making fun of the people around her and bully the shit out of the ones who doesn't like. She's always using Scottish slangs and slurs with a really strong accent to communicate, making her hard to understand sometimes. Jackal is really bad with people and doesn't know how to be a normal human being, always punching her relatives or being fatally honest with her words due to having a rough and lonely childhood.

Even if she's not the greatest's of friends and is always resorting to violence, she has a golden heart and a great sense of justice that make her a good ally in combat.

## Biography

Donella McIntosh was born in a really traditional and religious Scottish family. She was raised as a submissive girl that only had to spoke when she was asked. On her childhood she was harassed for having really thick eyebrows, that made her become an introvert and really aggressive person who fights before speaking. Because of this, her parents sent her to a prestigious catholic school so she can became a nun.

After 3 years of hating her life as a novitiate, she was sent with some nuns to the Gray Zone to spread the word of god. The anarchy and violence of the place made her feel like home for the first time in her life and that night she escaped from the church to go to a nearby bar. In that night she discovered the effects of the alcohol, bar fights and arm wrestling with big hairy men, making her feel more alive than never before.

Every night for two weeks she escaped to have fun in the Grey Zone by having bar fights, breaking and robbering politicians houses, drinking too much alcohol, shooting bottles and singing along with the drunks. Until one night she was followed by one of the nuns, who saw everything she did and snitch out to the abbess. When she returned to the church on the early morning, the nuns were waiting for her on the door. Donella was punished severally for her sins, getting her feet spanked with a plank until they bleed and being forced to flagellate herself.

The hatred and fury that she accumulated through so many years exploded when she used the scourge against the abbess, cutting one side of her face. Donella ran away and hid under a bridge, robbing people and stabbing gang members to survive.

After some months living on the streets she saw an armored truck with some pseudo-soldiers asking for new recruits for *"the army"*. Seeing it as an opportunity to eat and have a bed, she joined that army with enthusiasm. The headquarters were awful, the beds were brought from the trash, the food was just old bread with dirty Mountain Dew and the uniforms were just pajamas painted with green, but at least the guns were real. Being the youngest one in that army, and the only one with a bit of brains, she made a plan to rob the real army along with the commanders. The hit were clumsy but effective, they got all what they need to begin the new army of their dreams.

Years has passed and the now called ***Bastard Forces*** grew strong, Donella McIntosh, known as ***The Noisy Cat*** climbed up to the top of the troops, earning the ***Red Beret***, symbol of leadership in the Bastard Forces, and her new name: ***The Noisy Jackal***.

Until then, Noisy Jackal it's a symbol of respect and strength in the forces, and bad temper too. She is often called Lady Jackal or Miss McIntosh when the troops are out of service.

## Relationships

### Allies and friends

* Eileen— "Ah aye, ah lik' her hair, pure fluffy, ah kin scouk a weapon thare, crazy shite. Guid at shooting fur a cyclop 'n' better wi' her fists, she kin throw a guid batter. Th' best ally oan Minecraft. Yin o' mah best frends tae, she let me sloch her fries, plus she gave me th' n-word pass! "

* Dante Kidmen— "Pure misterious fucking weapon, ah dinnae trust him bit he hates Shutterbug, sae he's ok in mah book."

* Kelly Rousseau— "Mah swallyin bidie in! She's wild 'n' wants justice lik' me, so ah loue her . Menstruation-haired trolley doesn't ken bit she is a guid singer whin she's blootert!"

* Red Eye— "The ecologycal bairn-faced laddie, ah whiles miss him..."
* Apollo & Bucket— "Th' lil trolley and da muckle box-heidd looking Shrek. They twa sell me guns , and a' body kno that mumma Jackal loves guns so I'm gonnae prented they don't sell guns to me enemies too."
* Makuon—"Da wheesht lassie, she follows me whiles whin ah go somewhere to mak' me company ah think. Da numpty is gallus, silent 'n' lethal as a fairt. Ah dinnae git how come th' paper oan her face tho. She likes tae follow me tae da store 'n' mak' me buy her puddin as weel."
* Wame Jackson— "Och aye. Wame sensei haes thought me everything ah kno aboot kicking bahookie . He is an inspiration fur me 'n' mony ither, yin day ah will be as badass as him!"

### Rivals and enemies

* Tulson— "Dis bawface can chew mah banger, fuckin dobber nyaff tax-fucker arse-faced howlin bampot lozenge fart. Dis fannybaws wants me to pay taxes fur hee haw!"
* Shutterbug— "Awa' n bile yer head, you perverted hackit jobby mangled fud lavvy-heided wankstain lookin cludgie. Go goup Eileen's ass!"
* Alessandra di Fiorenza— "The scabby mingin cunt. I wouldnae ride ye in tae battle coz you look like a dug licking pish aff a nettle. Also yer a munter dealer cosplaying as Haree Pottah!"
* Salmonella— "Yer maw's git balls n yer da' loves it. Depressed jessie knob face. Next time I'll trash YER cherry smoothie!"
* Percy The Pimp— "Yah toaty poofy culur scabby scrote! Yah think ye have tae baws to rammy me ya dumb turd!? Ye keek lik' a chinese bootleg dafty anorexic version of Elton John yah cunt!"

## Gang

The Bastard Forces is a gang that imitates a real army, they have really intense trainings everyday and they're specialicied on all kind of operations, making them really capable in combat and espionage. They treat themselves as a big messy family, taking care of eachother and getting along quickly when things go bad.

They fight for freedom and justice, making them one of the few gangs in the Gray Zone that act in a good way, even if they have to kill a lot of other gangsters in order to bring peace to the land. They operations oscilate between getting down kitties from trees to completely destroying drug networks or breaking and entering slave houses to kill everyone in sight in order to free the paid slaves.

The Bastard Forces often use dubstep on their noisy operations to get in the mood, so they have a certified DJ named "Timbers" in the army that they bring along on these operations. The rival gangs say that at least they do it with style.

They have 42 members (43 but Bonker Wasp works all week and can only come on weekends) in the Bastard Forces but it grows every week and their HQ it's on an abandoned mine hole, they have a big neon sign that says "If you trasspas, ur mom's a hoe", so they don't get attack often due to that.

## Trivia

* Her full code name is **Red Beret Noisy Jackal** and it's not a real army code name. It was given to her due to her performance on missions.
* Due to harassment, at the age of 9 she became a bully and was hated by all her classmates from there on.
* She once had a squad with close friends named ***The Noisy Whistle***, sadly, they all died on a rescue mission.
* She's really good at cooking, but hates when someone brings that up.
* She has an multitalented older sister called Adaira, who works as a nuclear engineering manager, owns 5 multimillionaire different companies and has 34 diplomas. Mr. and Mrs. McIntosh are surely proud of their daughter.
* She can do a backflip and you should ask her to do it, it's pretty sick.
* She secretly makes chocolate muffins after a good mission. She tells the soldiers that it's a work of the muffin fairy.
* She's obssesed with Harry Potter and the world around it. Her house is Gryffindor.
* She thinks high heel shoes are for whores and that real women should wear combat boots.
* She wraps her bust with rags to look flat chested and have tactical advantage. Don't you ever ask her about her sizes. Just don't.
* She has an unofficial battle theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUkDBzqA0-g&list=RDzUkDBzqA0-g&start\_radio=1
* She speaks perfect english when she's drunk and sometimes behaves like a fine lady in this state.
* Every single one of her weapons have their own names.
* You probably need a translator to understand what the hell is she saying.
* Since her first day on the Bastard Forces, her codename history was: ***Librarian Kitty*** >>> ***Librarian Cat*** >>> ***Noisy Cat*** >>> ***Noisy Jackal*** >>> ***Red Beret Noisy Jackal***
* Even if she doesn't look like one, she's a huge bookworm and a really smart gal. She just doesn't like to show that side.

## What does the Gray Zone think of her?

* Mirai - "Her actions speak for her heart, but her tongue proves to be a constant threat to the Intelligence Division. I'd like to befriend her one day."

## Gallery

POV: You looked at her buttJackal and her friend Kelly enjoying some SlushiosJackal at age 8Jackal using "Delicate Brianda", one of her many weaponsShe groovin (not canon)Jackal trying to be a normal gal (With Eileen)The Scottish Thunder (Doni to her friends)Jackal killing ShutterbugA cursed marketable plushieJackal iconDressed as Minerva McGonagall on halloweenOutfit designJackal on a christmas sweaterShe groovinShe tinyNoisy Whistle // Current State [Disbanded]Ame JackalAU Jackal as a Suburban Satan - CODE NAME: Bloody MarySCOTLANDJackal at Eileen's house with a pack of Tennent's Lager and Mario KartSadly, this isn't canonAll of her canonical oufits