The Haunted Campsite

* Deadpool is watching TV
* 1:02

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:I'm getting bored.

* 1:03

Beckitten27
Beck is playing video games, as usual

* 1:03

Finn168719
Finn starts playing Quake II on his computer

* 1:03

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:I've developed a hankerin' for camping.

* Simon emails Beck and Deadpool
* 1:04

TheEnderGamer
What about Finn?

* Is he just gonna leave him out?
* 1:04

Beckitten27
Beck: \*checks email\*

* 1:05

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool does too

* Deadpool: Camping? Ok, as long as I can kill things.
* 1:06

Beckitten27
Beck: i love camping! also, i've got nothing better to do

* 1:06

Waluigiofthegods
He'll have a different situation.

* 1:06

TheEnderGamer
Why is he leaving Finn out?

* 1:07

Waluigiofthegods
Because, Finn adds unecessary actions. No offense Finn.

* 1:08

TheEnderGamer
WHAT?!

* This sucks, you
* You're leaving Finn out, that's just mean
* 1:08

Waluigiofthegods
Fine, Simon emails Finn. Happy now?

* 1:09

TheEnderGamer
Yes

* 1: Because I was excited to RP with him and 2: Because leaving out Finn is just rude
* 1:09

Waluigiofthegods
Yea,

* Yeah, i feel terrible.
* 1:10

Finn168719
Finn checks the Email

* 1:12

Beckitten27
Beck makes sure she is prepared

* 1:12

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:This is taking too long.

* 1:13

Finn168719
Finn: Okay then, i will just camp in the tree with a rifle

* 1:13

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool arrives at Simon's house

* 1:13

Beckitten27
Beck arrives at simon's house

* 1:13

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Hey there guy that's way less cool then me!

* 1:14

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Hey everyone.

* 1:14

Finn168719
Finn arrives at Simon house bored

* 1:14

Beckitten27
beck: where are we camping?

* 1:15

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:In a forest somewhere in Alaweegee.

* 1:15

Beckitten27
Beck: ok

* 1:16

Finn168719
Finn: Okay...

* 1:16

Beckitten27
Beck: let's go!

* 1:16

Waluigiofthegods
Russia knocks on the door

* 1:16

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool kicks the door open

* 1:17

Beckitten27
Beck: simon, did you invite anyone else?

* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 1:17

Beckitten27
hi jareck!

* 1:18

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:It was probably Canada.

* Russia knocks on the door louder
* 1:18

Jareck.smith
Hi

* 1:18

TheEnderGamer
HE KICKED THE DOOR OPEN

* RUSSIA IS STILL KNOCKING
* 1:18

Beckitten27
Beck: someone go answer the door!

* 1:18

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I already did, but that guy is a f\*\*\*wit.

* 1:19

Beckitten27
Beck: ok...

* 1:19

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:Hey Matthew!

* 1:19

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: FINALLY!

* 1:20

Waluigiofthegods
Russia waves at Canada

* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 1:20

Beckitten27
Beck: is there anyone else coming that i need to know about?

* 1:21

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:No, i was the only one invited by Canada.

* 1:22

Beckitten27
Beck: ok then, let's go!

* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 1:23

Jareck.smith
Tailsko: \*with dead pool\*

* 1:23

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Well hey there beautiful.

* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 1:23

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: TO THE DEADPOOL MOBILE! \*runs to his car and jumps inside\*

* Hiddenlich has joined the chat.
* 1:23

Finn168719
Finn: ...

* Hello Lich
* 1:23

Beckitten27
hi lich!

* Beck: ...
* 1:24

TheEnderGamer
Hey Lich!

* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 1:24

Hiddenlich

* 1:24

Beckitten27
we're going camping! (in the rp which is just starting)

* 1:24

Hiddenlich
Where at?

* 1:25

Finn168719
Alaweegee

* 1:25

Waluigiofthegods
Alaweegee = Alabama

* 1:26

Beckitten27
Beck: can we go already!?

* 1:26

Hiddenlich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MhOZt5-Jl8

* 1:26

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I'm already in my car. \*drives off\* Tata!

* 1:26

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:We need to get supplies. \*accidentally sits on Canada\*

* 1:27

Beckitten27
Beck: am i the only one that remembered to pack!?

* 1:27

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:\*thinking\* Get off me!

* 1:28

Finn168719
Finn gets into the Zoomer from Jak & Daxter and starts driving to Alabama

* 1:28

Waluigiofthegods

* Alaweegee
* 1:28

Hiddenlich

* An Adakurio is being chased by another bird near the campsite
* 1:29

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:\*groan\*

* 1:29

Beckitten27
Beck: i'm getting really annoyed here!

* 1:29

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:What's that noise?

* 1:29

Hiddenlich
Adakurio: \*Painfully\* CAW! CAWIE!

* Other Bird: \*Halo 5 Ibie'shan voice\* IMPERFECT! IMPERFECT! IMPERFECT!
* 1:30

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I'LL SAVE YOU LITTLE BIRD! \*stops the car and jumps out and punches the other bird in the face\*

* 1:30

Hiddenlich
Other Bird: KHA!

* 1:30

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:\*groans more\*

* 1:30

Hiddenlich

* Birds of the same species mob Deadpool
* 1:30

Beckitten27
(who's at the campsite?)

* 1:30

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool grabs out his minigun and starts shooting them

* 1:30

Hiddenlich

* The Adakurio is killed by three birds
* \*The other bird looks like this: File:Feral Adakurio.png
* 1:30

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: HEY! ONLY I CAN KILL! \*continues shooting\*

* I'm pretty sure that isn't a bird XD
* 1:31

Hiddenlich

* Oh crap, the file name revealed it
* Feral Adakurio: IMPERFECTION! IMPERFECTION!
* 1:32

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:\*thinking\* I'm way out of my comfort zone.

* 1:32

Beckitten27
(seriously though, who's at the campsite and who's not?)

* 1:32

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool is

* Everyone else isn't
* 1:32

Finn168719
Finn appears in the Campsite

* 1:32

Hiddenlich

* All of the Feral Adakurios are put down by Deadpool
* 1:33

Waluigiofthegods
Canada starts pushing Russia

* 1:33

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Yay! \*vocalises the Final Fantasy victory theme\*

* 1:33

Beckitten27
Beck: i'm beginning to think that walking would be faster!

* 1:33

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:I feel like something is behind me.

* 1:34

Beckitten27
Beck: ???

* 1:35

Hiddenlich
http://weegeepedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Adakurio.png
File:Feral Adakurio.png
You can compare and contrast all you like

* 1:35

Beckitten27
Beck: why is this taking so long?

* 1:35

Hiddenlich

* There are other campers at the camp site, because it's public
* 1:35

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:Get off me!

* Simon:We got our supplies.
* 1:36

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Well hi there fellas!

* 1:36

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Russia thinks this couch is haunted.

* 1:36

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER!

* 1:36

Beckitten27
Beck: let's go!

* 1:37

Hiddenlich

* Beck spawns at the campsite
* 1:37

Beckitten27
Beck: ???

* 1:37

Waluigiofthegods
Canada pushes Russia

* 1:37

Finn168719
Strogg Beserker appears in front of Russia

* Strogg Beserker: Tresspasser!
* 1:37

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher climbs onto the top of his RV

* 1:37

Finn168719
Strogg Beserker charges at Russia

* 1:37

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:What?

* 1:38

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: ARE YOU READY YOU MINDLESS MEAT PUPPETS?!?!

* 1:38

Beckitten27
Beck: how did i get here from the house

* 1:38

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Are you gonna kill us?

* 1:38

Finn168719
Strogg Beserker attempts to stab Russia

* 1:38

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I'M NOT A MINDLESS MEAT PUPPET

* Deadpool: INFACT YOU ARE
* 1:38

Beckitten27
Beck: oh well i've seen stranger things

* 1:39

Finn168719
 that's the strogg beserker

* 1:39

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I AM VERY SOPHISTICATED

* 1:39

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: That's offensive! I am a synth!

* Greg Brosher: Typical synthetic discrimination
* 1:39

TheEnderGamer
What does that mean?

* 1:39

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:I'm sorry!

* 1:39

Hiddenlich

* Synth are androids from Fallout
* 1:39

Beckitten27
Beck hopes that deadpool isn't being an idiot

* 1:39

TheEnderGamer
k

* 1:40

Finn168719
The Strogg Beserker punches Russia off

* 1:40

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I am sorry, I didn't know. My apologies sir.

* 1:40

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:I'll pay you 5000 dollars!

* 1:41

Beckitten27
Beck: now what?

* 1:41

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: CAMPFIRE MUSIC DURING THE AFTERNOON!

* 1:41

Finn168719
It appears that the Strogg Beserker doesn

* 1:41

Hiddenlich

* Greg Brosher takes out an electronic guitar
* 1:41

Finn168719
doesn't need money because they are made for war\*

* 1:41

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER!

* \*An Adakurio smacks into Greg Brosher
* 1:42

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Let's ho

* 1:42

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: OOH!

* 1:42

Waluigiofthegods

* go
* 1:42

Finn168719
The Strogg Beserker loses it's attention from Russia and charges at Greg Brosher

* 1:42

Waluigiofthegods
1 PM

* 1:43

Hiddenlich

* Greg Brosher hits the Adakurio to death with the guitar, breaking it
* 1:43

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:We're finally here guys.

* 1:43

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: NOT AGAIN!

* 1:43

Finn168719
The Strogg Beserker impales Greg with the blade

* 1:43

Beckitten27
Beck: ...

* 1:43

Hiddenlich
Greg Brosher: ...

* Greg Brosher: EIFOPAHJFPHAPFH
* \*Greg Brosher blows a circuit and shuts down
* 1:44

Waluigiofthegods
Canada puts his hands in his crotch

* 1:44

Beckitten27
Beck: just go

* 1:44

Waluigiofthegods
Canada

* Canada:\*groans\*
* 1:45

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: You gotta take a s\*\*\*?

* 1:45

Hiddenlich
Vortigaunts are dancing around a campfire, singing Yub Nub (Look it up if you don't know what it is!)

* 1:45

Finn168719
Gtg charging my laptop

* 1:46

Hiddenlich

* 1:46

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:No, i gotta pee!

* 1:46

Beckitten27
ok, bye

* 1:46

TheEnderGamer
bai

* Finn168719 has left the chat.
* 1:46

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: This is a public campsite, there's a bathroom over there

* 1:46

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:It says occupied.

* 1:46

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool opens the door

* No one is in
* Deadpool: You seeing things kid? Look, even I'M not that crazy
* Deadpool: Well maybve.
* \*maybe
* 1:47

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:I thought i had to use the bushes back there.

* 1:47

Hiddenlich
????: GO P\*SS OR I WILL BAKE YOU INTO A CHING CHONG POTATO!

* 1:47

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Actually yeah, I'm fine.

* \*crazy
* 1:47

Beckitten27
Beck: ???

* 1:48

Waluigiofthegods
Canada runs into the outhouse and locks the door

* 1:48

Beckitten27
Beck: i must be hearing things...

* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 1:48

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I have to deal with these guys all the time.

* Voice in Deadpool's head
* 1:48

Hiddenlich
????: Hello me hardez! I am Captain P\*ss\*ff, a member of the Jolly Roger Pirate Band!

* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 1:49

TheEnderGamer
Voice in Deadpool's head: You're welcome.

* Deadpool: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT!
* 1:49

Beckitten27
Beck: hi!

* 1:49

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: I see Greg blew a circuit again. He always does that...

* 1:50

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:Aaahhhh, feels so good.

* 1:50

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: DON'T NEED TO GIVE US THE DETAILS!

* 1:51

Beckitten27
Beck: finally, someone says it!

* 1:51

Hiddenlich

* Someone hooks a chain onto the outhouse jack
* Captain P\*ss\*ff: Oh no! BESSIE DON'T!
* \*Someone pulls the outhouse down the hill
* 1:52

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:What the!?

* 1:52

Hiddenlich

* It rolls down the hill
* 1:52

Beckitten27
Beck: matthew!

* 1:52

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: And there he goes!

* 1:52

Beckitten27
(i call him matthew with people outside of our little group)

* 1:53

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff chases the outhouse

* 1:53

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:Nooooooooo

* 1:53

Beckitten27
Beck: what would anyone want with him anyway? or maybe they just wanted the outhouse

* 1:54

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: GET OFF ME HORSE YOU DELINQUENT HIJACKER!

* 1:54

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Maybe they want some pancakes with maple syrup from him.

* 1:54

Hiddenlich

* The chain snaps, and the outhouse smashes into a large boulder
* 1:54

Beckitten27
Beck: wow

* 1:55

Waluigiofthegods
Canada cries

* 1:55

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: ARE YOU ALRIGHT IN THERE?

* 1:55

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:I'm traumatized right now!

* 1:55

Beckitten27
Beck: at least you're not hurt

* 1:56

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: Come out when your ready, I guess. I can't open the door, it's locked from the outside!

* 1:56

Waluigiofthegods
Canada shivers

* 1:57

Hiddenlich

* Later, at sunset
* \*Canada is in new clothes
* 1:57

Waluigiofthegods
Wait, what?

* 1:57

Hiddenlich
Well, it's an outhouse

* There is probably feces, sanitation chemicals, and pee inside it
* https://www.unitedsiteservices.com/sites/default/files/styles/zoom/public/product/Standard Portable Toilet.jpg?itok=TL96jc8J
* 1:59

TheEnderGamer
It's gonna make ya wet

* 1:59

Waluigiofthegods
Makes sense.

* 1:59

TheEnderGamer
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

* 1:59

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Guys, i hear something.

* 1:59

Beckitten27
ok, resume roleplay

* 1:59

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool grabs out his sniper rifle

* 1:59

Hiddenlich

* Feral Adakurios are flying in the skies
* They are passive at the moment
* 2:00

Beckitten27
Beck: \*grabs ray gun\* i can't believe no one ever notices this thing

* 2:00

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:It sounds like that song All Star.

* 2:00

Hiddenlich
ET: \*Scary voice\* WHO WANTS SOME COOKIES?

* 2:00

Beckitten27
Beck: !

* 2:01

Hiddenlich

* ET looks like he is about to kill somebody
* 2:02

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool snipes ET in the face

* 2:02

Hiddenlich
Gameplay Announcer: Snap Shot!

* 2:03

Waluigiofthegods
Shrek walks towards Captain P\*ss\*ff's tent

* 2:03

TheEnderGamer
SHREK ISN'T THERE

* SHREK IS GOOD
* NOT EVIl
* 2:03

Hiddenlich

* He's in the Jolly Roger RV
* 2:03

Waluigiofthegods
Shrek escaped.

* 2:03

Hiddenlich

* I rephrase that, he's performing
* 2:04

TheEnderGamer
SHREK ISN'T EVIL

* 2:04

Hiddenlich

* People are booing at the band, due to their horrible repetitious music
* 2:04

Beckitten27
Beck: what time is it?

* 2:04

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: HAMMER TIME

* 2:04

Waluigiofthegods
Shrek probably escaped because he was whissed off.

* 2:04

Hiddenlich
Otis the Cow: JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER!

* 2:04

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:It 1 AM.

* 2:04

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool starts dancing to "Can't touch this

* 2:04

Waluigiofthegods

* It's
* 2:05

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: We live in the cove, and say:

* 2:05

Beckitten27
Beck: \*speaking quietly\* i can't sleep with all of this noise!

* 2:05

Hiddenlich
Otis the Cow: \*Coughs\* JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY ROGER! JOLLY, ROGER!

* 2:05

Waluigiofthegods
Shrek chases Captain P\*ss\*ff

* 2:06

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: Thank you all for coming, and P\*SS OFF!

* 2:06

TheEnderGamer
SHREK ISN'T THERE

* SHREK IS NOT EVIL
* GAHHHHHHHH
* 2:06

Hiddenlich

* The audience gets angry, and overruns the stage
* 2:06

Waluigiofthegods
But we need some suspense.

* 2:06

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: GET OF FREELOADERS!

* \*Off
* 2:07

Beckitten27
Beck: \*still quiet\* seriously though, when do i get to sleep!

* 2:07

TheEnderGamer
WE DON'T NEED SHREK FOR SUSPENSE

* WE CAN HAVE SOMEONE/SOMETHING ELSE THAT MAKES MORE SENSE
* 2:08

Hiddenlich

* Captain P\*ss\*ff and his band are violently expelled from the camp site
* 2:08

Waluigiofthegods
Oh yeah!

* 2:08

Hiddenlich

* Someone steals their RV, and goes joyriding
* 2:08

Beckitten27
Beck: does this mean i can finally get some sleep?

* 2:09

Hiddenlich
Elder Swears: Noooooooope...

* Remix: No
* Eggman: NOOOO!!!
* 2:09

Beckitten27
Beck: i think i'm going insane

* 2:09

Hiddenlich
Guy from that one movie: NO!

* 2:09

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:I hope it's nothing serious, right Kumajiro?

* Kumajiro:Right.
* 2:10

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Who the f\*\*\* are you?

* No seriously
* Who is he?!
* 2:10

Hiddenlich
A teddy bear

* That's alive...
* 2:10

Beckitten27
Beck: i guess i'm not getting to sleep

* 2:10

Waluigiofthegods
He's Canada's plushie.

* Kumajiro:It's okay, i bring no harm.
* 2:10

Hiddenlich
Think of him as Ted

* 2:11

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: That doesn't tell me who you are.

* 2:11

Beckitten27
Beck: i'm not even sure what's going on anymore!

* 2:11

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: Har har har har!

* \*The Italian Servant punches Deadpool in the gut
* Italian Servant: DEADPOOL! IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU HERE!
* 2:12

Waluigiofthegods
Canadab Go to sleep Kumajiro!

* 2:12

Beckitten27
Beck: shut up! i'm trying to sleep!

* 2:12

Waluigiofthegods

* Canada:
* Kumajiro:Fine.
* Kumajiro goes to sleep
* 2:12

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Ow! Why'd you do that?

* 2:13

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: I could have stabbed you...

* Italian Servant: You know how I act !
* 2:13

Beckitten27
Beck: who am i kidding, i'm not getting to sleep until after this camping trip

* 2:13

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: MUSSOLINI! MAMA SAYS YOU NEED TO GIVE ME A SPONGE BATH!

* 2:14

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:Let's just go to sleep already!

* 2:14

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: SHUT UP DUNCAN!

* 2:14

Beckitten27
Beck: \*falls asleep due to being really tired\*

* 2:15

Hiddenlich
Mother: Alfred, please give Duncan a sponge bath. Your getting paid for this

* Italian Servant: \*Disgusted\* Bleh!
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 2:17

Waluigiofthegods
The next morning

* Canada:\*screams\*
* 2:17

Beckitten27
Beck: what's wrong!?

* 2:18

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:Fat Boy and the Italian Servant are dead! Look!

* 2:18

Beckitten27
Beck: \*sees dead bodies\* we've got to get out of here!

* 2:18

TheEnderGamer
They are clearly breathing

* 2:18

Beckitten27
Beck: i must still be tired...

* 2:18

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: What the \*\*\*\* man?

* Italian Servant: Don't spread lies!
* 2:19

Beckitten27
Beck: sorry, i'm just not thinking 100% clearly because i'm still tired

* 2:19

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: Be quiet Chef Boyardee. This isn't culinary class!

* Italian Servant: ...
* 2:20

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:There's blood everywhere and i see a knife!

* 2:20

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant looks arond

* \*Around
* Italian Servant: Ish
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 2:20

TheEnderGamer
No-one else sees the knife or blood

* 2:21

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:I see it too!

* 2:21

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: I don't see blood, but there is a deer carcass on the- AHHHHHH!!!

* 2:21

Beckitten27
Beck: ...

* 2:22

Hiddenlich

* There is blood dripping from a deer carcass and a human skeleoton
* \*Skeleton
* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 2:22

Hiddenlich

* A knife is stuck into the entrance sign
* 2:22

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:Who murdered this deer!

* Canada
* 2:22

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: What is this place?

* 2:23

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:Maybe there's a killer. And it's....one of them.

* 2:23

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: JOLLY ROGER! WHO KILLED JACK HOLMES?

* 2:23

Waluigiofthegods

* us
* 2:23

Beckitten27
Beck: wait, a human skeleton? we've got to get out of here RIGHT NOW!

* 2:23

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:You killed him! \*points at Beck\*

* 2:23

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: YOU ARE ALL SICK! YOU SKIN MY FRIEND, AND MELTED HIS ORGANS INTO BLOOD!

* \*Skinned
* 2:24

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:This is a mystery.

* Canada:But who murdered him?
* 2:24

Beckitten27
Beck: you know i'm the LAST person to get in a fight!

* 2:24

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Hmm, dead person.

* 2:24

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff runs away

* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 2:25

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:The entrance is locked.

* 2:25

Hiddenlich

* This is a camp site, not a building
* Or a concentration camp
* 2:25

Beckitten27
Beck: the killer has to be someone here!

* Beck: \*starts crying\* i don't want to die!
* 2:26

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:But who is it?

* 2:26

Hiddenlich
Vortigaunt: Rasa musa..

* 2:26

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:Let's get the suspects first.

* 2:27

Hiddenlich

* The Vortigaunt wanders to the deer carcass, and rips off one of the deer's foreleg
* \*Forelegs
* Vortigaunt: Deer soup away!
* 2:27

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Might have been me. But I wouldn't kill any of you guys UNLESS YOU EAT THE LAST CHEESY PUFF OR POTATO CHIP OR SLICE OF PIZZA.

* 2:27

Hiddenlich

* The Vortigaunt runs back into his cabin
* 2:27

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:Our suspects are Deadpool and Beck.

* 2:27

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: Heh heh heh heh heh...

* 2:27

Beckitten27
Beck: i was sleeping!

* 2:28

TheEnderGamer
How is she a suspect?

* 2:28

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: Who would be foolish enough to do that

* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 2:28

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:Your hand prints look very similar to the ones on the killer.

* 2:28

Hiddenlich

* Fat Boy's stomach gurgles
* Fat Boy: Oh no...
* 2:29

Beckitten27
Beck: if you think i did this, i'm going to let you do whatever you see fit

* 2:29

TheEnderGamer
Kumajiro, why are you talking to me?

* 2:29

Waluigiofthegods
I meant Beck.

* 2:29

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy does a "wall" sit

* 2:29

TheEnderGamer
Yeah I see

* 2:29

Beckitten27
Beck: just keep in mind, if you waste your time bothering me the real killer is free to cause more damage

* 2:29

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: Please, please please...

* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 2:30

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:Or it could be you! \*points at Fat Boy\*

* 2:30

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: \*Sobs\* ALRIGHT! I CONFESS!

* Fat Boy: \*Sobs\* I ATE THE LAST 15 CHEESY PUFFS!
* 2:30

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: YOU DID WHAT?!

* 2:31

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:M'kay, let's decide his punishment.

* 2:31

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: \*Sobs\* They were outdated too... BY A MONTH!

* 2:31

Beckitten27
Beck: wow, it must suck to be you right now

* 2:31

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy farts

* 2:31

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Oh, I don't care about old cheesy puffs.

* The fart makes a rumble
* 2:31

Jareck.smith
Tailsko: days with the kid

* 2:31

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: I wish that portable toilet was still here-

* 2:31

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:Fat Boy, you have been sentenced to death via bear.

* 2:32

Hiddenlich

* There is a loud noise
* 2:32

Beckitten27
Beck: !

* Beck: what's that noise?
* 2:32

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool brings out his katanas

* 2:32

Hiddenlich

* Fat Boy's pants have brown liquid running out of them
* 2:32

Beckitten27
Beck pulls out her ray gun

* 2:32

Hiddenlich
The Italian Servant pukes

* 2:32

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: He's got diarhea.

* 2:32

Beckitten27
Beck: ...

* 2:33

Waluigiofthegods
A bear sees Fat Boy and chases him

* 2:33

Hiddenlich
Fat Boy: OW! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!

* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 2:33

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool stabs the bear in the face

* Deadpool: HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE
* 2:33

Hiddenlich

* Fat Boy's pants falls off, and the diarrhea propels him up into the sky
* 2:33

TheEnderGamer
XDDDDDDDDDDD

* 2:33

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:But he did it, so he's guilty. Case closed.

* 2:33

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: HE DIDN'T KILL THE MAN

* 2:33

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: STOP! JUST STOP! THIS IS SO GROSS!

* 2:34

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: HE JUST ATE CHEESY PUFFS AND NOW HE'S FLYING FROM HIS S\*\*\*

* 2:34

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: DIRECTOR WALUIGI! STO PIT NOW!

* \*STOP IT
* Italian Servant: \*Crying\* STOP!
* 2:34

Beckitten27
Beck: \*is a little creeped out by kumajiro\*

* 2:34

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:Then who did it?

* 2:34

Hiddenlich

* There is a very bad smell
* \*Fat Boy explodes when he reaches 3 miles up
* 2:35

Beckitten27
Beck: kumajiro, how come we've never seen you before now?

* 2:35

TheEnderGamer

* until now
* 2:35

Beckitten27
yes

* 2:35

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: TAKE COVER!

* 2:35

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:Because Canada hardly ever brings me, sad.

* 2:35

Beckitten27
Beck: \*hides\*

* Beck: wouldn't canada have at least mentioned you?
* 2:36

Hiddenlich

* There is a deadly acidic rainfall
* \*It melts through the ground, and anything that isn't metal
* 2:36

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:No. \*kicks Canada in the groin\*

* 2:36

Beckitten27
Beck: !

* 2:36

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Everybody, it's raining acid!

* 2:36

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool brings a shield over his head

* A metal shield BTW
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 2:36

Waluigiofthegods
Kumajiro:That's what you get.

* 2:36

Hiddenlich

* It stops after two minutes
* 2:37

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I'm still wondering if it is safe.

* 2:37

Hiddenlich

* A skinny upper half of a human hits a pile of old mattresses
* 2:37

Beckitten27
Beck: !

* 2:37

Hiddenlich
It's Fat Boy, and his skin is very stretched out

* 2:38

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I've seen grimmer in my kills.

* 2:38

Waluigiofthegods
Russia puts his hands in his crotch

* Russia:Gotta pee.
* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 2:38

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: THAT IS WHY CHEESY PUFFS NEED TO BE BANNED FROM STORE SHELVES! THEY BECOME OUTDATED, AND EVERYONE EXPLODES INTO SKINNY CORPSES!

* 2:38

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Go in the bushes.

* 2:38

Beckitten27
Beck: wait, why did kumajiro kick canada? unless...

* 2:39

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:It sounds embarrassing.

* Kumajiro:I was punishing him.
* 2:39

Beckitten27
Beck: you're definitely hiding somethinf

* \*something
* 2:40

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: \*pushes gun against Russia's head\* Trust me, you don't wanna be embarrased. Just do it.

* 2:40

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:Are you gonna kill me if i wet my pants? \*shivers\*

* Kumajiro:I'm just so lonely.
* 2:40

Hiddenlich
Captain P\*ss\*ff: P\*SS OR I WILL SHOVE OUTDATED CHEESY PUFFS DOWN YOUR THROAT!

* Captain P\*ss\*ff: GET IN THE BUSH NOW!
* 2:41

Waluigiofthegods
Russia starts whistling

* 2:41

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: We don't want you to embarass us.

* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 2:42

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:\*groans\* There's got to be an easier way.

* 2:42

Beckitten27
Beck: guys, we need to figure out who the killer is!

* 2:42

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I'm gonna \*sing song\* shoot it!

* 2:42

Beckitten27
Beck: and fast!

* Beck: before anyone else ends up dead
* 2:42

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:And find a bathroom.

* 2:42

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: ...

* 2:42

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: 3...

* 2:43

Beckitten27
(i actually know who it is, but i'm dragging it out for the roleplay's sake)

* 2:43

Waluigiofthegods
Russia runs into the lake

* 2:43

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Meh, that's good too I guess.

* 2:43

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:Feels so cold.

* 2:44

Hiddenlich

* A Vortigaunt is closely eyeing the group through the Vortigaunt cabin window
* 2:44

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: WAIT WHAT?

* Deadpool: DUDE, WE DON'T HAVE ANY SPARE CLOTHES FOR YOU
* 2:44

Waluigiofthegods
Russia shivers

* 2:44

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Oh wait we do.

* Deadpool brings out a dress
* Deadpool: This is the only thing we have.
* 2:45

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:I'm not a girl.

* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 2:45

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Would you rather be soaking wet and really cold, be naked, or wear this?

* 2:46

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:Naked sounds fine. It reminds me of that show, Naked and Afraid.

* 2:46

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Fine

* 2:46

Waluigiofthegods
Russia covers his private parts

* 2:46

Hiddenlich

* A black bar is put over Russia's lower body
* 2:47

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:Thank you, censors.

* 2:47

TheEnderGamer
The black bar falls due to not being able to stay on Russia's body

* 2:47

Finn168719
A pack of wolves appeared around Russia

* 2:47

Waluigiofthegods
Russia shivers

* 2:47

Hiddenlich

* Please no...
* 2:48

Finn168719
The Wolves growl at Russia

* 2:48

TheEnderGamer
I'm just making sense here @lich

* 2:48

Hiddenlich

* 5 hours later
* 2:48

Waluigiofthegods
But no adult content.

* 2:48

Hiddenlich

* I was talking about the wolves surrounding Russia
* 2:48

Finn168719
Ok

* 2:48

Waluigiofthegods
Oh.

* Russia
* 2:48

TheEnderGamer
Being naked isn't adult content

* This isn't a movie
* 2:49

Finn168719

* The Wolves disappeared
* 2:49

Hiddenlich
Please refrain from nudity

* 2:49

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:This is Naked and Afraid in reality.

* 2:49

Hiddenlich
I don't Wikia bashing down my door

* 2:49

TheEnderGamer
If the admin really wants me to

* 2:49

Hiddenlich
Just censor it

* 2:50

TheEnderGamer
Can't we just have him covering himself?

* 2:50

Waluigiofthegods
The censor bar is better.

* 2:50

Beckitten27
Beck: this is really awkward...

* 2:50

TheEnderGamer
k fine

* 2:50

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:\*laughs nervously\*

* 2:51

TheEnderGamer
Everyone (not counting characters we are controlling) starts laughing at Russia

* Deadpool: The dress would be better dude.
* 2:52

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:Stop it! That's a girl's dress!

* 2:52

Finn168719
A camper appeared yelling with a censor bar appearing and disappearing in the mouth over and over, which a beeping noise was heard and he appears to be cussing

* 2:52

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: You like cussing?

* 2:52

Beckitten27
Beck: i want to go home!

* 2:52

Finn168719
Camper 1: I'M \*beep\* OF SEEING MOTHER\*beep\*ING NAKED PEOPLE!

* 2:53

Hiddenlich

* The skeleton and deer carcass explode
* 2:53

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Ahhh, blood falling like rain.

* Deadpool: Wonderful!
* 2:53

Finn168719
Camper 1 continues using cluster F-bombs (a term)

* 2:54

Beckitten27
Beck: !!!

* 2:54

TheEnderGamer
I know the term F-bomb

* 2:54

Hiddenlich

* A television appears in the middle of the camp
* 2:54

Beckitten27
Beck: ?

* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 2:54

Hiddenlich
Mr. Krabs: Never, and I mean never, use number 11, you \*\*\*\*ers!

* 2:55

Beckitten27
Beck: \*goes to look at television\*

* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 2:55

Hiddenlich
Mr. Krabs: You're going to paint the Krusty Krab, from top to bottom! \*Stubs foot\* Top to bottom! \*Stubs foot\*

* Mr. Krabs: WHOA OW OW!
* 2:56

Beckitten27
Beck: i didn't do anything!

* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 2:56

Hiddenlich
Mr. Krabs: OH MY MOTHER \*\*\*\*ING FOOT! THIS INGENIOUS MOTHER \*\*\*\*ER G\*Y \*\*\*\*ING SH\*T! ANIMAL \*\*\*\*ING BOATLOAD OF \*\*\*\*S! AND A SCRUB OF THE-

* Spongebob: That's all thirteen Patrixx!
* Spongebob: \*Slow-mo\* That's all thirteen Pat!
* \*The television goes off air
* 2:57

Beckitten27
Beck: this is the worst camping trip ever!

* 2:57

TheEnderGamer
brb

* 2:57

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Your lucky we got some cameras.

* 2:57

Finn168719
ok

* 2:57

Hiddenlich

* The Spongebob scene replays over and over again
* 2:58

Finn168719
Finn: This place is boring...

* 2:58

Waluigiofthegods
Simon places some cameras

* 2:58

Finn168719
Finn goes on the Zoomer and drives away

* 2:58

TheEnderGamer
bek

* 2:58

Beckitten27
Beck: um... how can it be boring with a killer on the loose!

* 2:59

Finn168719
Welcome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann\_Sebastian\_Bach

* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 3:00

Waluigiofthegods
Russia:\*groans nervously\*

* 3:00

Hiddenlich
Italian Servant: Why hasn't anyone called the police?

* Italian Servant: It's been 5 hours!
* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 3:01

Beckitten27
Beck: i have no idea!

* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 3:03

Beckitten27
Beck: i'm not even sure where i put my phone though

* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 3:04

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I'm getting bored of this place

* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 3:05

Waluigiofthegods
Simon:Because the entrance is locked idiot!

* 3:05

Beckitten27
Beck: just because things are getting boring doesn't mean to drop your guard.

* 3:05

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: THERE ISN'T A ENTRANCE YOU STUPID F\*\*\*ING F\*\*\*WIT YOU HAVE A BRAIN MADE OF S\*\*\*

* Hiddenlich has left the chat.
* 3:06

Waluigiofthegods
The computer comes on

* 3:06

Beckitten27
Beck: ???

* 3:07

Finn168719
A Howling noise was heard

* 3:07

Waluigiofthegods
Angry Grandpa:I had a whole godd\*\*n box!

* Pickleboy:Ok!
* 3:08

Beckitten27
Beck: did anyone else hear that noise?

* 3:08

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:No.

* 3:08

Finn168719
A Howling noise appears to came from a Wolf

* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 3:09

Finn168719
A rabid Wolf

* 3:09

Waluigiofthegods
Angry Grandpa:I HAD A WHOLE GODD\*\*N BOX OF GODD\*\*N TWINKIES!

* 3:09

Finn168719
Angry Grandpa hears a howling noise which appears to be closer

* 3:09

Beckitten27
Beck: \*pulls out ray gun\*

* 3:10

Waluigiofthegods
That's on the co5

* \*computer
* 3:10

Finn168719
Oh

* 3:10

Beckitten27
oh

* Beck: \*puts away ray gun\*
* 3:10

Finn168719
A howling noise gets closer

* 3:10

Waluigiofthegods
Pickleboy:It's ok, calm down.

* 3:10

Beckitten27
Beck: this whole thing is making me overreact

* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 3:11

Beckitten27
Beck: \*pulls out ray gun again\* better to have it then now

* \*not
* 3:11

Finn168719
A Rabid Wolf shows up and charges at Beck

* 3:11

Waluigiofthegods
Angry Grandpa:Now what am i gonna eat on the weekands!?

* 3:12

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: CHIMICHANGAS! \*jumps at the wolf and slashes at it\*

* 3:12

Finn168719
A wolf gets sliced into pieces

* 3:12

Waluigiofthegods
Pickleboy:They got Walmart brand twinkies.

* 3:12

Beckitten27
Beck: thanks.

* 3:12

Waluigiofthegods
Angry Grandpa:F\*\*K WALMART BRAND TWINKIES!

* 3:13

Beckitten27
Beck: I HATE THIS CAMPING TRIP!

* Beck: i should have just stayed home
* 3:13

Waluigiofthegods
The next night

* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 3:15

Waluigiofthegods
Canada:\*wakes up\* Stop it stomach, i'm trying to sleep.

* Canada:Be quiet, I'll get you some food in the morning.
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 3:19

Waluigiofthegods
Canada tries to sleep