Smarty Brains/Transcript

(The episode begins with TwoBrains in her house with Pesron sitting on the sofa with her)

TwoBrains: Hey, I’m about to go to the supermarket. Need anything while I’m out?

Pesron: Oh, actually, legend, I’ve been running low on cereal. Is it okay if you get some?

TwoBrains: Of course! What kind?

Pesron: I’m sure any type you would pick would be amazing.

TwoBrains: Alright then. (kisses Pesron on the cheek) See you in a bit!

Pesron: Goodbye, legend, safe trip!

(As TwoBrains leaves her house, Person begins working out, TwoBrains gets in her car and drives to the store)

TwoBrains: Good old Wikimart.

(TwoBrains walks inside and grabs her phone, her list on it.)

TwoBrains: Let’s see now, milk, butter, sugar, bread, tea bags and ah, yes, cereal for Pesron.

(TwoBrains walks around the store, getting those all as she then approaches the cereal section)

TwoBrains: Almost done! Hmm, which kind of cereal is best for a strongman… Tiger Treats? No… Sugar Overdose? Definitely not. Now what’s this? (reading) Cereal Champ, best for a strongman. (stops) Huh, well, will you look at that. The perfect cereal for the perfect man! (giggles)

(TwoBrains drives back to her house and Pesron is still seen doing reps)

Pesron: Welcome back home, legend!

TwoBrains: Thanks, Pesron! I got your cereal. Could you help me unpack the shopping?

Pesron: Who would turn down a request from a lovely lady such as yourself?

TwoBrains: Oh, stop.

(TwoBrains and Pesron walk into the kitchen and put the bags on the table as they unpack.)

Pesron: Cereal Champ? Never heard of it before, but I bet it will be a good choice.

TwoBrains: I know right? Me too, it sounded pretty convenient because it says “Best for a strongman”, which you are.
Pesron: I can’t wait to try it, this may be the first time I was excited to eat cereal!

(The next day.)

TwoBrains: What a beautiful day, the birds are singing, the sun is shining and (Opens the cereal cabinet) I FORGOT TO GIVE PESRON HIS CEREAL!

(Cue the theme song)

TwoBrains: Oh gosh, (exhales) No need to panic, TwoBrains. It’s only cereal, he’s not gonna starve… (Looks at the box) You know, if it’s healthy, might as well try it out. I mean, it can’t be bad.

(TwoBrains pours some of the cereal into the bowl, pours some milk it and sits down at the table with it, she takes a bite from her spoon)

TwoBrains: Mm! It actually tastes really goo- (Her head starts to squish and squash, stretching out and in again) I don’t feel so good… YAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (TwoBrains screams louder as her head keeps squishing around. She falls backwards in her chair, continuing to shake and scream until, finally, TwoBrains lay unconscious. 3 hours later, Pesron comes into her house, panicking)

Pesron: TwoBrains!? TwoBrains, are you ok!? You didn’t pick up any of my calls and- (sees the unconscious TwoBrains) Oh my gosh! WHO DID THIS!? THEY WILL PAY!

(Suddenly, TwoBrains wakes up, blinking a few times.)

Pesron: Oh, TwoBrains! You’re alive!

TwoBrains: Wh-what happened?

Pesron: I just say you on the floor and- (sees the bowl of Cereal Champ) were you eating my cereal?

TwoBrains: Um, I think so. I forgot to give it to you, so I tried some of it, and I just wiped out! That cereal really messed with my head!

(Pesron grabs the box of Cereal Champ it says “Suitable for Strongmen only”.)

Pesron: Well, that’s not good.

TwoBrains: Oh well, at least you got your cereal.

Pesron: Wait a minute, what’s that?

TwoBrains: What’s what?

Pesron: That lump, I think it’s where you hit your head.
(TwoBrains tilts her head. It resembles another brain pushed against her skin. They both scream. The scene cuts to the Candle House where Pesron knocks on the door, Limefong opens it only to get trampled by Pesron)

Pesron: Guys, I need help!

Candle Man: What’s the matter, my dude?

Shaduck: Yeah, did you twist your arm doing a rep?

Pesron: Worse! (He shows TwoBrains and her bulging second brain. The three scream.)

Mystic: What the heck?! Oh god, my eyes! (She points the Mystix Wand at her eyes, using the wand to spray herself with water) My hair may be wet, but that view…

Limefong: Hello, could I be stepped off, please?

Pesron: Oh, sorry.

(Pesron steps off Limefong, who brushes himself off and then takes a look at TwoBrains and also screams.)

Candle Man: What on Fandax caused that!?

Pesron: Cereal Champ!

Shaduck: Cereal what?

Pesron: A cereal! It’s meant for strongmen and TwoBrains ate it!

Limefong: Strongmen, huh? It seems it’s growing a new muscle then, but TwoBrains’ slim body couldn’t handle it and it went straight to her head, causing her to have another brain…

Pesron: But how do I reverse it?!

Shaduck: SMASH IT!

Candle Man: Well, on the plus side, she was already the smartest person in the town of Wikia, and now it’s straight up impossible anyone would beat this record of hers! Anyway, Shaduck, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU CAN’T JUST SMASH HER BRAIN!

(A news reporter bursts into the house)

Candle Man: Uh, who gave you permission to-

(The news reporter shoves a eggplant in Candle Man’s mouth as he runs up to TwoBrains with a camera excitedly)

News Reporter: So, Ms. MultiCells, how does it feel having a second brain?

TwoBrains: Uh, how do you know I have a second brain?

(A beep is heard, it’s Shaduck phone)

Shaduck: Aw, sweet. My post of TwoBrains’ head just got 3.4K likes!

(Everyone stares at Shaduck)

Shaduck: Eheh.

(Suddenly, a big crowd of news reporters come bursting into the house, through all the doors, windows and somehow throw the fridges and underneath fruit bowls)

News Reporters: (all mumbled, together) TwoBrains? TwoBrains? Hey, how is it? TwoBrains? Could you answer a few questions? TwoBrains? TwoBrains? Can you? Do it! TwoBrains? TwoBrains! Answer us, Ms. MultiCells!

(TwoBrains screams and runs out of the house as the news reporters run after her, but Pesron scares them off by punching through the floor)

Pesron: That’ll be you if you don’t clear off.

(The reporters stay dead silent until one speaks.)

Reporter: Sir, how does it feel to be so stron-

Pesron: NO! I’M NOT GETTING DRAGGED INTO THIS!

(Pesron breaks the reporter’s camera, becoming furious, but so does the rest of the crowd, picking up Pesron and running away.)

Candle Man: PESRON!

Pesron: Don’t worry about me! Go help and find TwoBrains!

(The crowd run out of the house with Pesron as the Candle Friends run out, after TwoBrains, who turns invisible.)

Limefong: TwoBrains? TwoBrains?

(TwoBrains is nowhere to be found but there is a rustle in the bushes)

Shaduck: TwoBrains!?

(Shaduck runs over to the bush, but it turns out to be a wasp hive. The wasps fly out and fly after Shaduck as he runs away. The wasps eventually sting him and fly away. A bag of medicine is thrown to Shaduck’s face out of nowhere)

Shaduck: Ow, wait, who threw that?

(Shaduck looks around to see a shadow running away)

Candle Man: That must’ve been TwoBrains! She heals, after all!

(Shaduck takes the medicine and twirls like in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, completely removing the stings)

Limefong: How does that work?

Shaduck: Dunno.

Mystic: She’s getting away!

Candle Man: C’mon!

(The main 4 run after TwoBrains as the scene cuts back to the angry mob of news reporters still ahold of Pesron)

Pesron: Let go of me, you news-case-consuming cast! Woah, did I really just say that?

(The mob throws Pesron on the ground)

Pesron: Ugh, what do you want from me?!

News Reporter: You will pay for breaking one of the most expensive cameras!

Pesron: Expensive? That thing seemed pretty cheap to me.

News Reporter: THAT’S THE POINT!

Pesron: What?

Everyone else: NEVER MIND!

Pesron: Let me go, then!

News Reporter: We will, if you tell where that two-brained girl went!

Pesron: How would I know?!

News Reporter: You’re her boyfriend, right?

Pesron: So?

Everyone else: TELL US WHERE SHE COULD’VE GONE!

Pesron: NO!

(The news reporters notice the Candle Friends running after seemingly nothing.)

News Reporter: Hey, they might know!

News Reporter #2: LET’S GET ‘EM!

(The crowd picks up Pesron again and runs after the Candle Friends, eventually catching them and picking them up too.)

Candle Man: PUT US DOWN!

News Reporter: Not until you tell us where that girl went!

Mystic: WE WERE CHASING AFTER HER!

News Reporter #2: Oops.

News Reporter #3: We’ll just have to hold them in our news building until they tell us everything they know about her!

Shaduck: WE’LL NEVER TELL YOU ANYTHING!

News Reporter: Then we’ll just have to keep you there *forever*.

Limefong: No!

(The crowd laughs as they carry the heroes away. Meanwhile, the shadow reveals itself to indeed be TwoBrains', who becomes visible and looks at the news reporters carrying her friends away.)

TwoBrains: This is all my fault… but I can still right this wrong! I must save them...using the very thing that got them captured!

(She runs offscreen. Cuts to Pesron and the rest.)

Pesron: Let go of us, you motherflippers!

News Reporter: Tell us about that pathetic girlfriend of yours, first.

Pesron: I don't know, but either way, I am not going to tell you guys anything.

News Reporter: Isn't it enough that you broke the most expensive camera?

Pesron: I was aggravated with the flippy things you guys are doing!

News Reporter #2: How dare you call what we’re doing “flippy”?!

News Reporter #3: Profanity on live TV, you know?!

(Pesron breaks another camera.)

Mystic: Where are you taking us, anyhow?

News Reporter #3: We’re taking you to our news building, where you’ll stay until you tell us about the two-brained girl!
Shaduck: You can’t hold us hostage! That’s against the law!

News Reporter: We news reporters are above the law!

Mystic: Last I’ve checked, that isn’t the case anywhere on this planet!

Candle Man: Are you saying that you once tried to live somewhere else?

News Reporter: The King and Queen are too pampered to care what happens out here.

Limefong: Maybe so, but what about Baghead?

News Reporter #2: We aren’t scared of him, either.

(Scene cuts to Baghead, who is bringing a cup of tea to the King. The king sips it, wrinkles his nose, and splashes the rest of it on Baghead’s bag.)

King: It’s too perfect! Now, pose as my footstool!

Baghead: I could’ve been a high ranking master on my homeworld!

King: Well, too bad.

(Baghead sighs and does what he’s told. Back to the main plot.)

Mystic: So what you people are saying is that you don’t fear the law.

News Reporter: Yes, that’s exactly what we are saying, young miss.

Mystic: Oh no no no, I will not allow to be called “Young Miss”-

News Reporter #3: TOO BAD!

(The crowd is now in front of the news station. The crowd puts the heroes down, but pushes them inside the station. They then go to an interrogation room, and shut the heroes inside. There is nothing in the room but a window with bars on it, a small light over a table and a chair, and a vent near the ceiling.)

Candle Man: WELL, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!

Pesron: Is it? Think about it. This is a girl with two brains! Scientists have never seen anything like this! If the news reporters don’t want her, science will, and they’ll do anything to cut her open and study her. If the news wants her, they want her bad.

Candle Man: Hm...that does make more sense…

Shaduck: We’ll think about sense later. Right now, let’s just get out of here!

Limefong: We can’t.

Everyone else: What?

Limefong: The room has walls of Beatalium, an indestructible material all powers and skill are unable to alter.

Mystic: Yes, one of my many weaknesses...

Pesron: Then all we can do is wait for a savior.

Candle Man: I guess.

(Meanwhile. TwoBrains walks into the news station, but immediately turns invisible.)

TwoBrains: Now all I have to do is find that room…

(Closeup on her head. We are now able to see inside her head, where her two heads reside. A small TwoBrains appears in the head.)

TwoBrains: What the…? What am I doing here?

Brain #2: Hello, TwoBrains.

TwoBrains: Oh, hello, new brain.

Brain #2: Please don’t call me that. Anywho, with a new brain comes more powers.

TwoBrains: Like the invisibility?

Brain #2: Precisely.

TwoBrains: So why *am* I in here?

Brain #2: I am able to supply you with a map of anywhere and anything. So, I used some powers to bring you here while I keep your outside body intact.

TwoBrains: Cool. So where is it?

Brain #2: I will show you.

(She goes back to her outside body, but it’s in TwoBrains’ point of view. A small computer window-like thing appears in front of her eyesight.)

TwoBrains: Ah, can’t see!

(She uses a computer mouse-like thing to move the window out of the way. Now able to see both, she navigates to the room. A security camera looks in her direction, while still in TwoBrains’ point of view.)

TwoBrains: Darn it! A security camera! TwoBrain, what can you do?

TwoBrain: What did you call me?

TwoBrains: TwoBrain. You are my second brain.

TwoBrain: Very well. Anyway, There is a vent in the weatherman’s office that leads to the room your friends are trapped in.

TwoBrains: Thanks!

(She then navigates to the room [*still* in her point of view] and stands in front of the large vent.)

TwoBrains: Now what?

TwoBrain: I am giving you the strength to rip the vent cover off.

(Finally out of TwoBrains’ point of view, the weatherman’s office is shown. TwoBrains is still invisible, so she is not seen. The vent cover seemingly bursts off for no reason, prompting the weatherman to look at it. He shrugs and goes back to looking through paperwork. Back to TwoBrains’ point of view.)

TwoBrains: There.

TwoBrain: All you have to do now is move the entire way to the room.

TwoBrains: Thanks for your help.

TwoBrain: You’ll be seeing more of me in the future, but you’re welcome.

(She climbs all the way through. Scene changes to the others, when the vent near the ceiling busts open. The others look at it confusingly because it seemingly happened for no reason, but then TwoBrains turns visible, making them all happy.)

The Others: TWOBRAINS!

TwoBrains: Quickly, come with me!

(She hoists them all up. They go through the vent and get out through the weatherman’s vent. Shocked, he looks up from his paperwork.)

Weatherman: What’s going on?

TwoBrains: Brainy business. Go back to your papers.

(He stares at the six as they leave. TwoBrains then turns invisible.)

TwoBrains: Can you guys conceal your identities in some way?

Shaduck: I can.

(He turns invisible.)

Mystic: I used to, but not anymore.

Shaduck: You can’t? Yes!

Candle Man: Why not?

Mystic: I lost that power in the supernova. I kept the rest, though.

TwoBrains: Can Candle Man or Limefong?

Candle Man and Limefong: No.

TwoBrains: Four bare souls. (To TwoBrain) TwoBrain, what can you do?

TwoBrain: I can supply you with a power to make them temporarily invisible.

TwoBrains: Perfect.

(She shoots Candle Man, Mystic, Limefong, and Pesron in the face with a gray liquid. The liquid seeps in and they all turn invisible.)

TwoBrains: Good.

(They all make it through the remainder of the news station and leave. Everyone gets out of invisibility.)

Limefong: Yes!

Pesron: We made it!

Shaduck: But we still have the news reporters on our tails!

Mystic: I have an idea, let’s burn it all!

(Silence.)

TwoBrains: Uh no. I have a better idea. Shaduck, look at the picture I texted you.

Shaduck: I don’t have my phone.

TwoBrains: Oh yeah. I have it. (She hands him the phone.) Check it.

(He looks at the phone. On it is a picture of a gravestone that says, “Here lies TwoBrains MultiCells.)

Shaduck: How did you do this?

TwoBrains: Every skill you saw today, all the invisibility, the picture making, the picture sending, all that, was my second brain. Thank it.

Everyone else: Thank you!

TwoBrains: Post it now.

(Shaduck does so. The main news reporter bust through the doors as TwoBrains turns invisible.)

News Reporter: I owe you five an apology. Apparently, that girl I questioned you for just died.

Limefong: Yeah, it’s a drag…

News Reporter: Anyway, gotta get back to work!

(He goes back into the building. Everybody looks directly at the camera.)

TwoBrains: What, do you expect every episode is gonna have a battle scene? Why can’t we just be crafty?

Limefong: Jeah, get out of here! The adventure’s done!

Candle Man: Go away, everyone! Episode’s over!

(The episode ends.)