Mud Monster

Greetings boys and girls! I was just THUMBING through my BOOGEYMAN-BOOKS with a SEVERED-HUMAN-THUMB here, for tonight's tale! Ah, FEAR'S ONE! About a HACK-WOODS CABIN, and something that is quite DIRT CHEAP, called...

It rained within the backwoods of western-Georgia, back in the April of 1964 one evening, as a red Cadillac drove up a road. An older man drove the car with a young woman sitting in the passenger's seat next to him. As the windshield-wipers glided back and forth across the windshield, the young woman said to the older man: "the cabin should be close Percy. With your driving, we should end up somewhere in South Carolina". "Ah, come on, Mary, give me a break please. I'll find it" Percy replied to her, and sighed in sadness. Percy drove into the driveway of a lit-up cabin on the right-hand-side of the road then. Later, Percy and Mary were sitting in chairs within the living room of the cabin. As Percy smoked a pipe, Mary read "To Kill A Mockingbird By Harper Lee". It still was raining outside and Percy looked out the window at it. He blew smoke out of his mouth and Mary looked over at him with a frown. "The people in this book seem more intelligent than you Percy. Atticus Finch seems like more of a man than you are" Mary said to him, meanly. Percy sighed in sadness. Mary went out into the kitchen of the cabin then. "PERCY, GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE AND DO THESE FREAKIN' DISHES!!" she screamed from the kitchen. He sighed sadly, got up and wandered into the kitchen. Mary stood there by the sink full of two pots and two plates, and punched Percy in the side. "Even though we're on a vacation here, you still have to work ya idiot!" Mary said to him being mean. Percy grunted in pain, holding his side with his hand.

Meanwhile, within the rain, there was a sound of a loud high-pitched-growling. Percy stood at the sink, and looked out the kitchen-window. During the evening, Percy went outside and stood on the back porch of the cabin. All of a sudden, Percy noticed a white shape on the ground by a tree. It was mud, but it also was a monster, having hollow black holes for eyes, along with a hollow black hole for a mouth. It was what was growling loudly. Percy gasped in shocked-fear at the thing and went back into the cabin. He wandered around in the dark-kitchen of the cabin, and sat down at the table. He drank a glass of ice tea within the light of the living-room-lamp that shined into the kitchen. The kitchen-light suddenly turned on and he gasped in surprise. It was Mary standing with her finger on the light switch. "What the heck, Percy. Y'all are meandering around in the dark like some idiot!" she said to him being mean. "I'm just drinking a glass of iced tea, Mary. Give me a break please" he replied, sighing sadly. "Oh, I'll give ya a break Percy. I'll break your freakin' nose ya no-good jerk!" Mary shouted at him and hit him in the nose. Percy screamed in pain, holding it with his hands, then grabbed Mary by her wrist. He pulled her outside and off of the back porch of the cabin. Mary screamed and writhed about. Within the rain, they stopped by the tree where the monster had been at a few minutes before. "PERCY, WHAT THE HECK ARE Y'ALL DOING??" Mary shouted angrily. "I MARRIED YOU MARY. THAT WAS MY BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE. Y'ALL HAVE INSULTED AND ABUSED ME FOR A LONG TIME!" he shouted back at her, angrily.

As he held his nose with his hand, the high-growling was heard suddenly. Mary looked down, and there was the white mud monster, at her feet. As it glared up at her with its black hollow holes of eyes, she screamed. The fat mud monster bit her ankle, causing Mary to scream more in pain. Percy let go of her wrist and backed up. Mary tried to run, but she fell to the ground and the thing slid on top of her, growling and biting the back of her head. "Chow Time!" Percy said to the mud monster and smiled among the screams of Mary. He went into the cabin and sat back down at the table, drinking the rest of his iced tea. Within the night, he went out, onto the back porch of the cabin and smiled, seeing the mud monster growling by the tree, looking fatter. Mary's dead skeleton laid on the ground by it in the falling-rain.

Well, like the SLAYING goes boys and girls, WHEN IT RAINS, IT GORES heh-heh-heh-heh! Poor Old Percy was FED UP with Mary...and so was the mud monster ha-ha-ha. Talk about a MIDNIGHT SNACK hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!