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Harold's of London

**Harold's of London** is an expensive department store in London, presumably located close to the Steele's Pots and Pans headquarters. Belinda Blumenthal visits the store in Christmas Porno 3 and heads straight to the sex toy department, noticing that a lot of the products are in the Duchess' secret store cupboards in Epsom Hall (Team Porno joked that she must have entered the store and asked to buy one of everything). One particular product that catches Belinda's eye is a massive dildo emblazoned with text in Christmassy writing. She later leaves the store and heads back to Steele's HQ to visit the company's specially set-up Santa grotto.

## Notes

* Given its name, location and product prices, Rocky may have been inspired by Harrods in the creation of Harold's of London.
* The store also has a similar name style to Forster's of Knightsbridge, another shop frequented by both Belinda and the Duchess.
Claus Bloch's Direct Retail Door-to-Door and Coffee Morning Organisation

*Note: The name of this article is based on conjecture.*

The **direct retail door-to-door and coffee morning organisation** operated by Austrian businessman Claus Bloch is a client company of Steele's Pots and Pans who sells their cookware products as part of a distribution deal signed by Belinda Blumenthal. As the organisation's name suggests, it draws its revenue from selling products door-to-door and organising coffee mornings throughout Europe. Several of its employees attended Belinda's keynote speech at a business conference held at the O2.

## Employees

### Other Staff

* Betty Wilkes (attends the conference at the O2)
* Vicky Woods (attends the conference at the O2)

## Notes

* When Betty and Vicky were introduced as employees of the organisation the podcast hosts laughed at the length and specificity of the company's conjectural name.

## Appearances

* Season 2 episode 8
* Season 3 episode 6
Alfonse Stirbacker

Alfonse Stirbacker is a Belgian businessman in the Belinda Blinked series. His first appearance is as one of the three men who has sex with Belinda in the maze at Sir James Godwin's country mansion. She later travels to Brussels to finalise a deal with him. While she's there, he introduces him to a friend of his, Madeline Chocolat, and takes her to his private member's club.

## Personality

Despite being successful in business, Alfonse Stirbacker is kind of a loser.

## Appearances

* Season 1 episode 4
* Season 3 episodes 7, 8 + 9 (*mentioned only*)
* Season 4 episode 1 (*mentioned only*)
* The Finale Part 2
Jim Stirling

the Vole

**Jim Stirling** is the CEO of Sterling Corp, a Texas-based company with over 3000 outlets. Following his meeting with Belinda Blumenthal, he becomes a business partner of Steele's Pots and Pans. Initially known for his micro penis, he has since had a transplant to change this.

He is a member of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights.

## Biography

### Season 1

Jim meets Belinda while she is tied to the trellis in the maze. He removes his black thong to reveal an extremely small penis (dubbed "the vole"). They have sex, but due to its small size Belinda is unable to feel anything, forcing her to fake an orgasm. However, due to his large testicles Jim manages to produce a lot of semen, surprising Belinda and the listener.

Later that day, during the charity tombola, Jim buys Bella for £300. During the 12 hours, he used her to research the possible products he could buy from Steele's Pots and Pans.

### Season 2

Sometime between his meetings with Belinda and Bella in book 1 and the end of book 2, Jim meets with Marco Origuez in Brazil. Dr. Origuez surgically gives Jim a larger penis. However, the new penis is extremely flaky and produces blue semen.

When Belinda and Bella fly to Texas to meet him, Belinda is not deterred by the procedure. He and Belinda have sex again, and this time Belinda is actually satisfied.

The next morning, Jim and his Chief Executive Hank Skank meet with Belinda and Bella. Jim announces that he has some paperwork protocols to run through with Bella, and asks Hank to take Belinda under his wing for the day. Hank agrees, and takes Belinda to see a soccer game, and then to an Italian restaurant for tea. Meanwhile, Jim takes Bella to meet Marco Origuez, who was there as Jim's guest, presumably as thanks for the plastic surgery.

The next day, after a successful business meeting, Jim, Hank, Belinda, Bella, and Sydney take the helicopter out to the Lazy P ranch for a relaxing afternoon. Hank briefly questions the wisdom of the deal Jim's just struck, but Jim allays his worries, and adds that they may even be able to get a manufacturing license for some of their operations in Brazil (these operations still haven't been mentioned again, three books later on). The group enjoy some barbecued steaks, then Jim and his colleagues have to fly back to the office for a treasury meeting.

## Appearances

* Season 1 episode 5
* Season 2 episodes 14, 15, 16, 17
* Season 4 episodes 2, 13
* Season 6 episode 5 *(mentioned)*
* The Finale Part 2
Norm

**Norm** is a character featured in Christmas Porno 4. He is the lonely neighbour of the Ridley family with a carnal festive connection with Bella.

## Appearance and Personality

Not much is known about the solitary Norm, but during the Christmas period he is known to wear a full Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer mask. He is known for staring as Belinda Blumenthal catches him eyeing Bella while rubbing himself through his trousers, at which Bella admits that she pity-fucks him every Christmas Eve to keep his spirits up. He has apparently lived next to the Boozer's for many years.
Sam the Youngish Man

**Sam the Youngish Man** (later known as **Sam the Youngish Manager**) is a recurring character in the Belinda Blinked books who works in the service industry and has various run-ins with Belinda Blumenthal.

## Appearance

Sam's appearance is unknown, though he appears to be physically strong as he was able to carry Belinda mid-sex across the kitchen vaults of the Ritz.

## Personality

Sam is hardworking in his jobs, shown by his speedy ascension from the Horse and Jockey front desk to the Ritz management team.

He is also a fierce and sensual lover. Unlike most characters, he enjoys kissing in his sexual encounters, and despite his youngish age he likes to lead when it comes to his sexual positions.

## Biography

### Book 1

When Belinda arrives at the Horse and Jockey for a sexual liaison with Peter Rouse, Sam is on the reception desk on the night shift and witnesses Belinda and Peter's amorous exchange before they head up to their room. In the morning Peter orders breakfast from him and he brings in champagne and turkey sandwiches, which Belinda eats with glee, before having his own way with her after Peter leaves.

### Book 4

When Belinda arrives at the Ritz cocktail bar for her meeting with the Duchess, she meets the bar manager, and is flabbergasted to see that it's Sam. They exchange pleasantries, then Belinda leaves him to meet the Duchess.

Later, after Belinda, the Duchess, and the Contessa Lucia Lorenzo have had a fun night of clubbing, they return to the Ritz. Belinda is left alone in the lounge with a gin and slim-lime tonic, when Sam walks up behind her and offers to make her a turkey sandwich, harkening back to their first raunchy escapade.

They go deep down to the vaults of the Ritz kitchens, and Sam carves up some slices of turkey breast and slaps it over her face during their sexual encounter.

## Appearances

* Season 1 episodes 9, 10, 11
* Season 4 episodes 4, 5

## Notes

* Sam's name is only revealed three chapters after his introduction, in a chapter when he didn't even appear in person. This treatment of Sam set the tone for the rest of the series for how characters' names were introduced.
Mr Hushman

**Mr Hushman** was a character in the *Belinda Blinked* books. He had always been on the quiet side of life according to the Duchess and was a background goon working for Herr Wolfgang Bisch, who stole the blueprints to the Trioxy-Brillo range in the Clink and is selling them on the black market. The Duchess sends Belinda Blumenthal to recover the blueprints from him by any means possible.

He is first mentioned in Hard as the Rocks and it is later mentioned by Señor Zip in Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks that he has relocated to Berlin, where he competes in the World Uno Championships. Belinda finally meets him in HS2 where they fuck in a garden torture party where he is dressed as a mouse. Maeve, in disguise as Agent XYZ, later kills him with her poisoned shoe and retrieves the Trioxy-Brillo blueprints from his mouse tail.

## Appearance

Mr Hushman has a massive bodybuilders' body and the highest-pitched voice Belinda had ever been privy to.

## Appearances

* Season 6 episode 3 *(mentioned only)*, 4 *(mentioned only)*, 7, 8
Christmas Porno 4

This is the fourth episode of a series of short stories inspired by Christmas. The actual name of this story is “Belinda's Blinking Xmas”.

It is not clear whether the Christmas episodes are canonical with the rest of the series. Jamie has explained that they are discarded chapters from Belinda Blinked. Rocky also makes frequent references to "the timeline" which he claims to have been mapping and following religiously since the very first book, implying that these are not part of the 'story' he is trying to tell. However, given the erratic nature of the writing and the numerous plot holes, it is entirely possible that these are supposed to take place within this timeline.

## All Character‘s In The Story

* Belinda Blumenthal
* Bella Ridley
* Gloria Ridley
* Arty Ridley
* Pamela Ridley
* Aunt Bobbie
* Uncle Ariel
* Benny Ridley
* Norm
* Fizz Fudge
* Grandmaster Time *(mentioned only)*

## Belinda’s Blinking Xmas

The story begins with Belinda in the head offices of Steele's Pots and Pans, remarking to her colleague Bella that she is spending Christmas alone as her parents are visiting family in Germany. Bella then invites Belinda to spend Christmas with her family in instead, which she accepts. Belinda drives to their house, a "boozer's" in East London, and meets Bella's parents Arty and Gloria, who call her "Melinda" before her Glee Team bestie Bella comes downstairs to meet her. Also introduced are Aunt Bobbie and Uncle Ariel, their dog Fizz Fudge, Benny, Bella's brother and the Ridleys' neighbour, Norm. In the evening during the family Monopoly competition, Belinda notices some wood in Benny's trousers and also spots Norm staring at Bella in a Rudolph mask. When she asks Bella about it, Bella reveals that she has pity sex with Norm every Christmas Eve. At bedtime Belinda goes upstairs to Benny's room, admiring Bella's baby photos on the way up, and gets a sneaky view of his naked body before erupting into jovial merriment and laughter, causing Benny to catch her in the act. Belinda gives Benny, Bella's brother, a blowjob as Rocky utilises a myriad of strange idioms for his penis and then they go over to the bed and have sex. Just as they orgasm, Grandmaster Time (whoever that is) whispers that it's midnight, meaning it's Christmas Day. Belinda can't be happier as she exclaims that it's "never too early for turkey" while Benny asks to cuddle up with her post-coitus. The chapter ends with Rocky telling the reader to "have a good one".
Ben Kwarme

## About

Charged with GHB for assaulting a burglar.

Ben was a dedicated doctor with a colourful love life and a fiery temper.

Soon after joining the practice, Ben fell into a relationship with Faith, but couldn't commit. After she was raped by Liam Maguire, he rushed to defend her and narrowly escaped being charged for assault. On a night out with Faith, Ben disturbed an intruder and beat him up. To Ben's horror, the burglar pressed charges for grievous bodily harm. Ben escaped conviction, but was forced to face his violent tendencies.

Ben fared little better with Kali and Jude who both rejected his marriage proposals. In Jude's case, Ben had tried to support her when she discovered that her baby had Down's Syndrome. But Jude knew she didn't love him and turned him down.

But Ben’s life changed when his son came into his life – a son he had no idea he had. Nathan hid his identity at first, wanting to get to know this man who was his birth father. It was a difficult and tempestuous relationship, but one which grew over the months. Ultimately father and son went travelling together.
Herr Wolfgang Bisch

Bisch on the cover of Belinda Blinked 3

**Wolfgang Bisch**, commonly referred to as **Herr Bisch**, is a supporting character in the Belinda Blinked books and is the main antagonist of the series. An elderly and very sickly German tycoon who is the former owner and CEO Bisch Herstellung, he is the leader of the main competitor to Steele's Pots and Pans. Bisch is introduced at the end of Book 3 and is revealed in his first appearance to have a secret employee working for him that has infiltrated Steele's, known as the "Special One", whose job is to steal vital blueprints to a valuable new range of Steele's products called the TriOxy-Brillo range. Book 4 is mostly devoted to uncovering his Special One's identity, and is later revealed to be Giselle.

Over the next few books, Herr Bisch continues with his plan to steal the TriOxy-Brillo plans, and is periodically thwarted by his employees' incompetence, the betrayal of the Special One, and food poisoning.

Belinda Blinked 5 ends on a massive cliffhanger, with Bisch kidnapping Belinda and revealing that he is in some way related to her, which is proven by them both sharing a tattoo of 3 B's intertwining. Belinda's mother explains to her a while later, after she's escaped, that Wolfgang Bisch is her father's first son from a previous marriage, making him her step-brother and Belinda's step-uncle.

He finally gets the blueprints in Book 6 with the help of the Exceptional One, who is revealed to be Maeve, but is arrested by The Duchess and Helga Jonker before he can do anything with them. His step-niece Belinda replaces him in charge of the company.

## Appearance

Bisch is one of the best-described characters in the show, more so than most main characters. He is likened to a rat by the author, and indeed, his cover artwork shows him with small, beady eyes, yellow teeth, and bristly grey hair. He is a short man, about 5'1'', or 1.6 m. This is surely due to his awful posture, and his general frailty. He is physically feeble, and afflicted with many health problems, including life-threatening asthma attacks and severe digestive issues that produce noxious farts.

## Appearances

* Season 3 episode 15
* Season 4 episode 13
* Season 5 episodes 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 12, 13
* Season 6 episodes 1, 2, 3 *(mentioned)*, 4 *(mentioned)*, 6 (*mentioned*), 7 *(mentioned)*, 8, 9, 10 (*mentioned*)
* Christmas Porno 5 *(mentioned)*
Dan Levy

Dan Levy, creator and star of Schitt's Creek, was a celebrity guest on the 9th Footnotes episode of season 5.

During their conversation, Dan and the Porno team talk a lot about the film adaptation of the Belinda Blinked stories, and also discuss the comparison between Jamie and Dan, since they both work with their fathers. Dan brings up the question of Belinda blinking, and whether there is any hidden symbolism to it or whether there is a link between the times she blinks. They finish up by talking about how contemporary and progressive the books are, especially in regards to how there is always consent in sexual scenarios, and how no-one's sexuality is ever defined, debated, or demeaned.

## Character casting

Dan wants to play Thick-Rimmed Glasses, based on the fact that he also wears thick-rimmed glasses.
Imperial Hotel and Sun Resort

The **Imperial Hotel and Sun Resort** is a holiday resort in the town of Torremolinos in Costa del Sol. The Glee Team stay at the resort during Giselle Sylvester's hen do and its employees are known to have company-mandated training for sexual favours, with some specific training only offered to more senior and experienced workers that allows them to go below customers' belly buttons.

## Employees

### Waiting Staff

* Miguel, who serves the Glee Team alcohol and fondles their breasts but lacks the company-mandated training to go below their belly buttons, leaving them rather unsatisfied

## Customers

As part of Giselle's hen do:

* Giselle Sylvester
* Belinda Blumenthal
* Bella Ridley
* Hazel
Dr Pietr Robbins

**Wayne Burt,** better known by his alias **Dr. Pietr Robbins**, is a curious character from the Belinda Blinked books. As the Purchasing Director of Peter Rouse's supermarket chain, he welcomes Belinda to the company headquarters to finalise the deal she struck with Peter the week before at the Horse and Jockey. His assistant is Helga Jonker, and they are both invited to Giselle and Tony's wedding.

It was revealed in a footnote that Dr Robbins is actually a persona, and that the man's real identity is Wayne Burt, an American solider who stole 10 million cans of beans from the US Army Units of the Rhine, and is smuggling them into the Netherlands through Peter's company. Helga Jonker has been investigating this since 1993.

In *Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry* Burt/Robbins is revealed as the third B alongside Belinda and Herr Wolfgang Bisch, and reveals to Belinda he and Bisch are working together in a money laundering scheme. After revealing his antics, Helga Jonker and The Duchess arrest him, Maeve and Bisch.

## Appearance

Dr Robbins is described in his first appearance as being a middle-aged gent, covered in Harris tweed, with brown brogues, much like a Scottish MP. Belinda also notes that he has a feminine mouth and a high-pitched laugh. He has a B;B;B; tattoo on his scalp, and wears a wig to cover it.

## Personality

Trying to describe Dr Robbins' personality is a tricky task, because he is so unusual compared to most Belinda Blinked characters. His first impression is of a somewhat dowdy businessman, with the usual lecherous tendencies one expects from such a character in Belinda Blinked, but with the added mannerisms of a medical doctor (such as framing his requests for Belinda to strip as being for her own comfort, and "your comfort is my ultimate concern"). However, once he gets going, it becomes clear that he doesn't like too much physical contact, even during sex. During the sexcapade that takes place in his office over the next 90 minutes, he is mainly an observer, never removes any of own clothes, and removes Belinda's clothes without touching her, using scissors and tweezers. The only time he changes this pattern is when he asks to suck some divine juices out of Belinda's vagina.

## Appearances

* Season 2 episodes 2, 3
* Season 4 episode 3
* Season 6 episodes 8, 9
Contessa Lucia Lorenzo

Luccia (Rocky's spelling)

Zachariah

Contessa Lucia Lorenzo (Lucia is pronounced 'lu-CHI-a') is a recurring character in the Belinda Blinked books. She was introduced in Book 4, as a dining companion to the Duchess. At the same time, it was retroactively revealed that Belinda had met her at the charity orgy in Brussels.

## Appearance

Lucia Lorenzo has not been physically described in the slightest. She speaks with a heavy Italian accent.

## Biography

### Book 4

Lucia is first seen dining with the Duchess in the central London Ritz cocktail bar. Belinda arrives for a meeting with the Duchess, but is surprised to see Lucia there. It's hinted that she had some sort of plan that she'd worked out in her head before arriving at the Ritz, which she abandons upon seeing Lucia. Perhaps the dregs of a plotline that Rocky later removed from the story. Belinda recognises her from the Brussels charity orgy, where she had apparently been the partner of Aldo Fellini.

The three women have dinner, and then head to the underground nightclub known as Buckley's. There, the Duchess leaves with a muscle boy bodybuilder, and Lucia and Belinda get escorted into a secret drinking arena behind the nightclub, hidden behind a fake boulder wall and a curtain. They are left in a plush, Middle Eastern-style room, and soon Zachariah the club-owner enters. He shows them a long, thin cigar, and reveals it to be the Tamarix flute, with a drug capable of giving wonderful sexual sensations.

The ladies strip off, and Zachariah blows a puff of smoke into Belinda's vagina, and then into Lucia's bottom-hole. Belinda lets her cloud of smoke go, and scuttles like a crab over to Lucia, letting Lucia fart her smoke into Belinda's vagina. After this exchange, Zachariah strips off as well, and the three of them have joyous sex, until the cows come home.

Much later, just after 1 am, Lucia and Belinda have gotten dressed and meet the Duchess at the bar. They all agree to call it a night, but due to it being a notoriously tricky place to get a taxi in the early hours of the morning, they all decide to take one ride back to the Ritz. Belinda calls her RSM Des Martin, who picks them up and drops them off at the Ritz. The Duchess decides to head to bed, and Lucia also goes back to her room.

### Book 5

Lucia is sitting in the Platinum Hornbill Bar at Heathrow Airport when Belinda sits down for a glass of water before her flight to Australia. The contessa has just enough time to diss Belinda for choosing water to drink, and starts to ask her what she's doing there when James Spooner walks up behind her and stuns her with his massive stun gun, freezing her body and mind for the next 17 minutes, and erasing her memory of Belinda ever being there.

## Appearances

* Season 4 episodes 4, 5
* Season 5 episode 9
Jim Thompson

**Jim Thompson** is Sales Administration Manager and a facilitator of the Regional Sales Managers at Steele's Pots and Pans who often speaks to Belinda Blumenthal over the phone when she is arranging meetings with her RSMs, and their conversations are often quite flirtatious. He has only appeared a few times in the flesh, including his debut in The Regional Sales Meeting.

## Appearances

* Season 1 episode 3
* Season 3 episode 7 (*phone*)
* Season 4 episode 9
* Season 5 episode 11 *(phone)*, 13
* Christmas Porno 1 *(phone)*
* Christmas Porno 3
Countess Zara

Zara as she appears on the cover of Belinda Blinked; 2

Sir James Godwin

**The Countess Zara** of Leningrad is the owner of a brothel in the Belinda Blinked books. She runs her business out of the Red Light District in Amsterdam. Belinda meets the countess when Grigor takes her to Zara's brothel. She is one of the guests invited to Giselle and Tony's wedding.

## Appearance

Zara is a glamorous, middle-aged woman with magnificent breasts and thighs that are "every man's dream". In addition, Zara knows how to make an impression with her outfits. When we first see her, she is wearing a long white evening gown and little makeup, and at Giselle and Tony's wedding she is wearing an enormous double-rimmed hat.

## Personality

Zara is a hard-nosed businesswoman who rules her business with an iron fist. Her reputation precedes her so much that even Belinda realises other people are intimated by her. She looks to expand her business at every opportunity: we hear that she even tried to recruit Maeve as a sex worker at her brothel when Maeve was organising some business over Skype (noting she looked "shifty"). She is also very rude, given that upon seeing the injured George Sylvester, her first reaction is to spit "Who is this cripple thing?".

## Appearances

* Season 2 episode 7
* Season 4 episode 2
Claus Bloch

**Claus Bloch** is an Austrian businessman in the Belinda Blinked books. He is the CEO and Managing Director of the direct retail door-to-door and coffee morning organisation.

Belinda meets Claus at the Grosvenor Hotel to sign a distribution deal with his company, and he makes use of an ancient Chinese edging technique during their lunchtime sex session, causing Belinda to become so worked up she reverts back to the mentality of a caveman.

## Appearance

Belinda notes that Claus Bloch looks around 49 years old.

## Personality

Claus is known to his personal friends as a bit of womaniser. He has studied a lot of sexual moves to ensure that he has a wide array of techniques with which to please his partners. Few women, if any, have complained about such attentions.

## Appearances

* Season 3 episode 6
* Season 4 episode 1 (*mentioned only*)
Cosmo Macaroon

**Cosmo Macaroon** is a famous Australian television chef and host of *The Cooking with Cosmo Show*, which Bella Ridley is a massive fan of, in the *Belinda Blinked* books.

## Personality

Cosmo is known as the "Premiere Food Preparer of Primetime" with a shrill voice with an Australian accent. Belinda Blumenthal describes him as the kind of guy who would "fuck you in the arsehole without looking you in the eyehole" after he rejects her for sex; however he seems very concerned with his fanclub, as when its chairwoman Bella arrives (apparently his "brandy butter babybel"), he is worried that the mailing list has been compromised. It is also known from his agent, Cornelius Kettle, that he has already participated in a series of *Dance in the Sky with the Superstars*, presumably Rocky's version of *Dancing with the Stars*.

Bella is a big fan of his, stating that she had had wet dreams about being in his kitchen for 3,650 days (or 10 years). Cosmo is known to pair business and pleasure, as he seals a deal to allow Steele's Pots and Pans to have their Oxy-Brillo range as product placement on his show while he has sex with Belinda and Bella.

## Appearances

* Season 5 episodes 8 *(on TV)*, 10
* Season 6 episode 4 *(mentioned only)*
Casino Étoile

The **Casino Étoile** is a casino in Amsterdam which Peter Rouse takes Belinda Blumenthal to in Book 2 where they encounter Grigor Calanski and his subordinate Lara. While at the casino Belinda, with her business head firmly screwed on, attempts to strike up a deal for Steele's Pots and Pans with Calanski, who is a famed supplier of caviar, despite Lara's detest for the "beautiful but stupid" English. Grigor and Belinda soon leave the casino, headed for the Red Light District, while Peter and Lara make their own way out together as well and presumably have their own fun.

## Customers

* Grigor Calanski
* Lara Alexandra Kuznetsov
* Peter Rouse

* Belinda Blumenthal

## Notes

* The name of the Casino Étoile translates to "Star Casino"; it's strange that the name is French given that the casino is in Amsterdam where the official language is Dutch
Amrita Acharia

### Television

Casualty, Game of Thrones, Frikjent (Acquitted) S2, Red Dwarf, The Good Karama Hospital, The Sister, The Serpent Queen

### Nominations

Jeg Er Din (I Am Yours) - 2014 Amanda Award for Best Actress and Best Film - Norway; Academy Award submission for Best Foreign Language Film National Television Awards for Best Drama Performance in The Good Karma Hospital (2018).

Amrita is a London-based Norwegian actress of mixed Nepalese and Ukrainian descent - ambiguously foreign according to her Twitter profile. She performs in English and Norwegian. This was her second TV screen job, playing Saskia Tremlett in episode "Candidate" (12×169). Since appearing in *Doctors*, she has gone on to star in many independent films and prominent TV series. Her most famous roles are as handmaiden Irri in Game of Thrones and Dr Ruby Walker in The Good Karma Hospital. She has also appeared in several stage productions.

## Career

Next up, Amrita makes her directorial debut for short film The Carer. Her newest screen role is in historical drama The Serpent Queen for streaming service Starz, filming 2021. Outside of acting, her main interest is fitness. She is a qualified personal trainer, advanced yoga instructor and is studying counselling. In 2016, she completed the London Marathon. She holds a motorbike license to play her ongoing character.

## Family

Her father is a doctor working as a university professor of gynaecology and obstetrics and her mother is an architect. They met while he was training in Kiev, Ukraine. Amrita spent her early childhood in her mother's city. The family then moved to England (specifically Bristol and Harlow, Essex) when she was about 8, and ultimately to Tromsø in northern Norway as a teenager, where 'home' remains. She has at least one sister who is studying for a PhD and one brother training in the film industry. She uses the surname spellings 'Acaria' and 'Acharya' on occasion.

## Links

Follow via: IMDb | Instagram | Twitter

Agents: Conway van Gelder Grant (CvGG) | Bespoke Voice Agency (BVA)
The Ritz (London)

The logo of The Ritz, London

The Ritz, which is referred to Ritz Spa in Belinda Blinked, is a high class hotel and spa in the area of St James', London.

## Season 2

After the large increase in sales, Tony allows Giselle and Belinda day passes to the spa. They are greeted by a member of staff who gives them beverages and gives them access to the mud room and later the sauna. Belinda and Giselle spot two women snogging each other and begin to copy the two women, but Giselle stops.

## Season 3

Belinda goes into The Ritz's reception to meet the Duchess.

## Notes

* In reality, The Ritz doesn't have day passes
Bill

**Bill** is the HR Director of Steele's Pots and Pans who, along with Managing Director Tony Sylvester, employed Belinda Blumenthal at the start of the series as the company's International Sales Director. Bill is one of the few colleagues of Belinda's that she has not had sex with because, as Tony put it, it's "not his department". He goes on to become a member of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights and plays the bottom part of the pantomime horse in Christmas Porno 6.

## Notes

* Bill is the 4-times-in-a-row, end-of-year Rummikub champion of the Medway town
* Bill is one of the few recurring characters in the series to have never had sex, watched sex, or even removed clothing.
* Jamie, James and Alice have remarked several times that they wonder what Bill's up to, as despite appearing in the very first episode he has only made one additional appearance since then while his colleagues at Steele's appear much more frequently in the books.
* In the *Calling Belinkers 2* Footnotes episode, an asexual Belinker suggests that Bill is also asexual as he has never had sex throughout the series.

## Appearances

* Season 1 episode 1
* Season 4 episode 13
* Season 5 episode 13
* Season 6 episode 5
* Christmas Porno 6
Lily Walker

## About

**Lily Walker**, portrayed by Verity Rushworth, first appeared from 9th June 2020. Lily was employed as a temporary receptionist by Business Manager Bear Sylvester (Dex Lee). Bear gives Lily a tour of the university campus surgery, where she meets Al Haskey (Ian Midlane). Al sees Lily setting out the appointments with post-it notes, and pokes fun at her organisation system. The pair eat lunch together, and when an ill Thien Nguy (Max Vaccu) comes into the surgery, she offers to do overtime to ensure he is okay. The next day, Lily meets Sid Vere (Ashley Rice) outside of The Mill, and when he explains that he is a doctor and rapid responder, she states his partner must admire him, to which he replies that he is single. Lily then heads into The Mill to get her bag, and is locked inside by Bear. She attempts to call for help using The Mill's phones, but as there is a power cut and her phone is in the car, she is unable to contact anyone. She sees Zachary Aldridge (Travis George) walk by, and he goes in her car to retrieve Lily's phone for her. She calls Bear, who unlocks the doors, and she then assists Zachary to the hospital to visit his ill father. On her way out, she sees Sid again, and the pair chat on the way out. The next day, she sees a personal letter for Jimmi Clay (Adrian Lewis Morgan) with the post at The Mill, and discovers it is a birthday card. She tells Al, who feels bad that he almost forgot Jimmi's birthday, and the pair plan a surprise birthday party for Jimmi.
My Dad Wrote a History Hit

"**My Dad Wrote a History Hit**" is a special crossover podcast episode between *My Dad Wrote a Porno* and *Dan Snow's History Hit* released as part of the Acast Podcast Mashup for Red Nose Day 2022. The episode, hosted by Team Porno and *History Hit*'s Dan Snow, was released on Sunday 13 March 2022 and sees the one-off foursome exploring the history of sex, pornography and sexuality as well as fact-checking some of Rocky Flintstone's more outlandish historical references in the *Belinda Blinked* books which results in Team Porno discovering Jamie's dad seems to actually know his stuff. Throughout the episode the hosts also implore their listeners to donate to Comic Relief.

## Synopsis

### My Dad Wrote a Porno version

*To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at.*

### History Hit version

*In this special episode Dan Snow teams up with Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper from My Dad Wrote a Porno to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at.*

## Trivia

* Although this is the first crossover podcast *MDWAP* has done, it is not the first time they have collaborated with a fellow podcast host, such as when Jessie Ware (host of the *Table Manners* podcast) appeared on a Footnotes episode in season 4.
Hunter Roux

**Hunter Roux** is a character in the *Belinda Blinked* books from the Bahamas. He is mentioned in *Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust* in Book 6 as a former sexual partner of Belinda Blumenthal who taught her to operate a hot air balloon, which allowed her to escape her three-day capture in Australia by George Sylvester and Herr Wolfgang Bisch safely.
Betty Wilkes

**Betty Wilkes** is an employee of Claus Bloch's direct retail door-to-door and coffee mornings organisation whom Belinda Blumenthal encounters on a flight in Belinda Blinked 2 and invites her to speak at a business conference she and her colleague Vicky Woods are attending at the O2.

## Notes

* It can be assumed that Betty's formal first name is Elizabeth.

## Appearances

* Season 2 episode 8
* Season 3 episode 1
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Belinda Blinked

***Belinda Blinked*** is a series of independently-published erotica books written by Rocky Flintstone; six books have been published so far with several more in the works. The books are the subject of the podcast *My Dad Wrote a Porno*, hosted by Team Porno (consisting of Flintstone's son Jamie Morton, James Cooper and Alice Levine). Rocky is also known to write additional notes and documents (including annual Christmas specials), which he often sends to Team Porno in order to further expand the *Belinda Blinked* universe. In addition to the main series of books, Flintstone published a spin-off story inspired by the COVID-19 pandemic called *Belinda Blinked: Lockdown 69* in 2020. A Spanish translation of the first book in the series has also been published, translated by Luis Miguel Lozano. The artwork for all the books in the series is done by Mouldy Wood.

## Books

* *Belinda Blinked 1* (published 13 March 2015)
* *Belinda Blinked 2* (published 4 July 2016)
* *Belinda Blinked 3* (published 29 May 2017)
* *Belinda Blinked 4* (published 17 November 2018)
* *Belinda Blinked 5* (published 8 December 2019)
* *Belinda Blinked: Lockdown 69* (published 14 November 2020)
* *Belinda Blinked 6* (published 1 August 2021)
The Special One

The Special One is the secret alias of a spy who infiltrates Steele's Pots and Pans as a mole. Employed by Wolfgang Bisch to steal product designs and technology from Steele's, she is the main antagonist of Book 4, and one of the main antagonists of Book 5. Her identity is kept secret from the readers until it is revealed to the characters.

For the sake of clarity, this page will address information about the Special One BEFORE her identity is revealed.

## Personality

The Special One is cold and calculating. She is determined to complete her mission, and willing to put herself through discomfort and harm others to do so.

That being said, there is a softness to her that she tries to block out, for the sake of making her job easier. It's implied that if she had the choice, she wouldn't betray her friends and colleagues, but she is being forced into it by circumstances around her family.

## Appearance

The Special One is introduced dressed in a full-length black leather trenchcoat, trousers and boots, looking 'deliciously poisonous'. She is stunningly attractive, with magnificent breasts (ofc)

## Biography

### Book 3

The Special One arrives to a meeting with Herr Bisch at his offices in East Berlin. When she enters his office, he congratulates her on her speedy progress upwards through company, citing a recent promotion. The Special One removes her boots and puts them in the corner, then takes off her coat, revealing her naked torso, and places the coat in a different corner. Finally, she removes her black leather trousers.

As she approaches Bisch, she watches him jizz his undies, and has to decide on a new plan of attack. She pulls down his pants and underwear, and gives him a BJ while he's flaccid. He eventually pushes her away, and dresses himself again. He takes out a tablet, and wires her 1 million euros, the first quarter of her total salary. The Special One then finishes dressing, heading to the different corners of the room. As she leaves, he tells her that they will meet again very soon.

### Book 4

After the orgy in the Steele's Pots and Pans factory, Belinda and Spooner run into the laboratory storeroom in search of Prof. Slinz, and they find the Special One in there, strangling Slinz with her silken stockings. It is at this moment that her identity is finally revealed to be that of Giselle Sylvester.

## Appearances

* Season 3 episode 15
* Season 4 episode 13
Marco Origuez

**Marco Origuez** is a plastic surgeon from Brazil, first appearing in Book 3 of the Belinda Blinked series. He comes upon Belinda Blumenthal late one night after she has crashed her car in the Epsom countryside. He recognises her by her breasts as the queen of pots and pans, and stops to lend assistance, then takes her back to his flat in London to check if she has any serious injuries, where they bonk. On the way there, Marco reveals that he is the plastic surgeon who did Jim Stirling's penis extension in the Amazon.

## Appearance

Marco is Brazilian, and he knows it. He is described as being godly handsome. His accent is a curious mix of Brazilian and Bostonian. While reading the book, Jamie just gives him a plain Brazilian accent.

## Notes

* James and Alice were both very taken with Marco's voice, and got a bit swoony over him.
* In a Footnote, James says that if he could pick two male characters to get together, it would be Marco Origuez and Peter Rouse.
Paddy

**Paddy** is a recurring minor character in the Belinda Blinked books. He is a bartender at the Pentra Hotel, and despite his numerous appearances has never had any lines of dialogue, and his actions never make him anything more than a background character. He is thought to be of Irish descent given his name.

Given how little effect he has had so far on the story, the fact that he has been consistently appearing in the books since his introduction seems to imply Rocky Flintstone has a fondness for him.

He seems to be an honorary member of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights, since he is present at most of their meetings, but only to provide the drinks.

## Appearances

* Season 2 episode 10
* Season 3 episode 11
* Season 4 episodes 6, 13
* Season 5 episode 2
* Christmas Porno 5
The Scrub and Dust

**The Dust and Scrub** is a barren, infertile area of the Australian outback in the *Belinda Blinked* books, first mentioned in Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust. It seems to be situated close to Sydney, as Belinda Blumenthal and Doc Al fly in the doctor's airbus flyer to the "town" centre from the dust and scrub in "two shakes of a cat's ass". Not much is notable about the area, but it does contain a small tin shack with an old radio transmitter which Belinda uses to escape Herr Wolfgang Bisch and George Sylvester in their hot air balloon.
Tanya Rees

**Tanya Rees** (Leila Mimmack) and Mark Rees (Kiefer Moriarty) first appeared on 11 May 2020. Tanya is a pregnant woman who is a patient of Ruhma Carter (Bharti Patel), and her husband Mark is an aspiring businessman. While eating breakfast, he insists that Tanya wishes him good luck for his upcoming job interview.

While at his interview, Tanya goes to the hairdressers and has her hair done, sending a photo of it to Ruhma. She sees Valerie Pitman (Sarah Moyle) while in Letherbridge, who compliments Tanya's new hair. She asks Valerie when Ruhma will be back at work, but she cannot answer due to confidentiality. At home, Tanya is visited by her mother, Liz Smart (Tina Barnes), who expresses her dislike of Mark.
Miguel

**Miguel** is a waiter at the Imperial Hotel and Sun Resort, on the Costa del Sol. He serves the Glee Team plus Hazel when they fly to Spain for Giselle's hen do. Upon request, he is happy to remove their bikinis and fondle their breasts, but he lacks the company-mandated training to go below their belly buttons.
Hayley Atwell

Hayley Atwell is a British-American actor, known for her work on stage and screen. Best known for her role as Peggy Carter in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she has also played in films such as Cinderella (2015) and Christopher Robin (2018), and in theatre productions such as The Pride (2013) and Measure for Measure (2018). She is also a Belinker, and was the guest on the 9th Footnotes episode of Season 4 of My Dad Wrote a Porno.

In her episode, Hayley Atwell reveals that she got into the podcast after going on holiday with Emma Thompson (who, as it turns out, was herself a Footnotes guest less than a month later). Emma had brought along the My Dad Wrote a Porno book, and Hayley read it.

Hayley shares that she's made a hobby out of looking online for photoshopped pornographic images of her, shows the Porno team some of her favourites. She explains how this used to make her feel violated and uncomfortable, thinking about who would make these kinds of pictures, but says making a game out of it has allowed her to reclaim it. She also discusses her acting career, going over her latest job (in the Shakespeare play 'Measure for Measure'), her stint as Peggy Carter in the MCU, and the troubles with sex scenes, quoting her sex scenes with Eddie Redmayne in the 2010 series Pillars of the Earth as a particularly good example of how awkward and uncomfortable they can be. The Porno team ask her about theories about the Special One's identity, seeing as she's played an agent in the Agent Carter series.

In a surprise twist, she also shares that, as a child, she did free advertising for a porn company called Electric Blue. She shows them a photo of her wearing a T-shirt with 'Electric Blue Casting Director'. She says that she thinks she got the shirt when she babysat the son of the man who ran the company, who lived in the area, and expresses amazement that she wore that shirt all the time, and yet no-one ever mentioned it.

They finish off the Footnotes by comparing original songs. They talk about some songs Jamie wrote when he was younger (Masks and Running Away from the Butcher's Dog being two examples), in a band with his sister (Jamie thought the band was called The Universe, but his sister thought they were called Two For Two). Hayley sings a song called I Don't Want to Go to School Today she composed as a uni student, which is honestly a banger.

## Character casting

Hayley Atwell wants to play Alfie, the smallish man dressed in black and sound technician at the O2. She acknowledges that it's a minor role, but says that "There are no small roles, only small actors".
Gunda

The Exceptional One

Barmaid

Trixie Forward

**Gunda** is an alias for Maeve in the *Belinda Blinked* books. She is the personal travelling nurse to Herr Wolfgang Bisch who accompanies him to the Clink to interrogate George Sylvester.

A few days later, after their plan to kidnap Belinda has failed, Bisch sends George on a fake mission, and sends Gunda after George to kill him. It is revealed that "Gunda" is an espionage agent called Agent XYZ, or the Exceptional One, and that her job as a nurse is a cover. She also pretends to work as a barmaid at the Shangri La Hotel to covertly get information from Belinda Blumenthal and Giselle Sylvester, and later disguises herself as businesswoman Trixie Forward and sleeps with Belinda to attain information about the whereabouts of the Trioxy-Brillo blueprints.

In "Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry", the Exceptional One is revealed to be Maeve, who started working for Bisch after she felt she was excluded from The Glee Team.

## Appearance

Gunda has long, luscious, red hair, which she keeps in a hairnet while tending to Bisch. As a nurse, she wears a tight white nurse's dress.

When she is first revealed as Agent XYZ, she is wearing a leather jumpsuit covered in little drawings of insects.

## Appearances

* Season 5 episode 13
* Season 6 episodes 2, 3 *(identity kept secret)*, 4, 5, 8, 9
Chris Walker

## About

Christopher Walker is an English actor, known for his roles as Matthew Mullen in the BBC drama Playing the Field and Rob Hollins in the BBC soap opera Doctors. In 2010, he won the award for Best On-Screen Partnership at The British Soap Awards, alongside Jan Pearson who plays his on-screen wife, Karen Hollins.