Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Last Night at Jake's DVD Boxset

If you thought everyone's encounters at the Spinpasta Wiki were insane, think again.

Alright, I am here to tell you about a totally different DVD boxset I have encountered.

This time, the source material was Last Night at Jake's.

Last Night at Jake's was a long series of unfortunate incindents created by TheSpongeBro133. I think the games were alright and the character designs were decent.

However, I have come across a rather insane boxset with these games.

It involved THX.

It all started on a perfect sunny afternoon.

I was at Cold Stone Creamery, having their Cherry Cherry Quite Contrary. Their flavors are very good.

After I left Cold Stone Creamery, I went to King Soopers (Yes, I, Steve Anderson, live in Colorado) to buy something.

On my list, I have soda, ground beef, hamburger buns and ice cream. After I got four things on my list, I bought everything and went home. On the entrance of my apartment in Floor 3R, I saw a THX boxset.

The cover consisted of the antagonists' main colors as the background with text reading "Last Night at Jake's: The Ultimate THX Collection.”

It even has the iconic TheSpongeBro133 logo and the BBFC PG rating.

I then shrugged it off and I should at least watch this for a good view.

I was going to guess that TheSpongeBro133 made DVDs and some were THX certified and SpongeBro suffered from sleep deprivation for this one.

I put everything in their respective place: The beef and ice cream in the freezer, the buns in the counter and the soda in the fridge.

I went to my room and when I did that, I hear a knock on the door. I went downstairs and to the doorway and when I opened the door, it was my friend Jimmy McQueen. Jimmy informed me that he and his parents are moving into Indiana, meaning I got to have their cat Peaches (which by the way is a she), some cat food and Jimmy's Squishmallow plushies. I feel pretty proud of both myself and Jimmy.

Before I went in my room to watch, I put the cat food aside and renamed the cat 'Cuddly' (after Cuddly the Sheepdog from LNaJ: Blackout).

Afterwards, I went to my room again and took out the DVDs that were in the boxset which were shows that the antagonists star in like Bobby Bill's Misadventures, GD Doodles and others and I put them in my DVD counter. I also noticed another rare DVD.

The DVD was titled “The Rare LNaJ THX Trailer."

I put the DVD into my DVD player and it started.

It began with the Lionsgate warning screen, and then it showed the TheSpongeBro133 logo. There was no language menu, which seemed confusing to me. I was confused because THX boxset DVDs usually have language menus.

I guess Leonard is the only animatronic in the saga that speaks Russian.

Next, it went to the DVD menu which had the main characters inside different colored boxes including Tex.

As you know, the options were still the same. The options were Play, Scene Selection, Set Up and Bonus Features.

I selected play and it started with yet again, another warning that said:

“This lost THX trailer was made for the theatrical release of Halloween Ends, despite it not being THX certified. It also contains disturbing themes and graphic content that may not be suitable for anyone with mental issues or children. Watch at your own risk!”

"Here I go, my first one." I muttered.

The trailer began with a shot of College Mall from Mall Trouble at night. Boulder, Ricky, Memphis and Jersey are on night duty.

Jersey spoke to Memphis, Boulder and Ricky by saying, "What are we even doing outside our stores? We all know it's too late to be out and about."

Boulder then replied with: "So, Albert the Turkey told me that a psychopathic robot has been killing everyone because they fear his company, which is a dumb reason for killing somebody, so we must see what the problem is.”

"Okie dokie then." Jersey said.

Memphis and Ricky then went in Spencer Gifts to play poker using Pokémon cards and Chuck E Cheese tokens on the counter.

Boulder then looked at Memphis and Ricky in disbelief.

Out of nowhere, they heard evil laughter.

Memphis and Ricky stopped and went outside. Memphis began speaking by saying, "Wait a minute, is there a vampire in this mall or am I seeing things?"

Jersey then said to Memphis, "You're seeing things."

Then, Tex flew in front of the four.

Boulder then closed the door to Spencer Gifts with his trusty Door-o-Matic and said, "Sorry red, we're currently closed for the night. Come again soon."

Tex said, “No, I don't need anything from you four. What I’m here for is to kill-"

As Tex was speaking, he got interrupted as Jersey then opened all the store doors, even the outside ones, with the Door-o-Matic from earlier and said, "Sorry red robot, but if you mess with the four of us..." (Tex notices the cast of Mall Trouble is behind him) "You're gonna mess with all of us."

Tex then looked at Boulder, Ricky, Memphis and Jersey and said, laughing: "Oh-ho-ho! You got company? I got company too!"

Tex then whipped out a mysterious figure from the Another Pixar THX boxset and cloned it 14 times and Tex flew offscreen.

Memphis then said, "Wel Boulder, Ricky, everyone... If this is how we'll go down, I'll let you know that we've been friends. If we're dead and gone, people will remember our fame."

Boulder then said to Memphis, "I'm second, friend."

"Then I'm third." Snowy added.

"Fourth in line, that I be." Albert the Turkey comtinued.

"I might be fifth." Jake.rar added.

"The rest of us might come to an agreement." Calypso the Red Panda concluded.

The mysterious figures put TNT and other explosives around the mall and it cut to black.

I could hear a big explosion and a huge fire, meaning that College Mall blew up.

The Mall Trouble cast was proclaimed dead.

The sounds then fade out as the scene fades into Jake.rar's Mansion from Last Night at Jake's: Scary Freakdown. Emperor J is in the foyer with the other mansion residents.

"Have you heard about the tragic deaths from innocent people caused by some crazy psychotic robot?" Emperor J spoke.

"Я не знаю, приятель." Leonard said.

"I heard he killed some living toys, three fish, two monsters and a child, a family of heroes, a couple ants and a caterpillar, two living vehicles and the list goes on forever." Bobby Bill Squishmallow said.

"And his friend is Lightyear's archenemy, Zurg the purple robot." Doppelganger added.

"He even killed our friend." Topped continued.

"Let's not be scared, everyone. This psychopath won't even come here to try and kill us. So long as we stay here, we should be-"

Emperor J's sentence was cut off by Tex kicking open the mansion door with a machete out and a sinister smile on his face.

The group turned around to see Tex and they all were confused for a few seconds, then they got to their fighting poses.

"Hello, Rock Bottom rejects! The T-Man came out here to tell you that you're on my list. Zurg is probably waiting for me to come back, but I should kill all of you." Tex said.

"It's-a *him!*" yelled Emperor J, refrencing the "It's-a Me, Mario" line from Super Mario 64.

"Послушай!" berated Leonard to Tex. "Что бы ты ни делал, это очень плохо!"

"You heard him!" yelled Doppelganger, as Bobby Bill Squishmallow yanks the machete out of Tex's clutch. "Keep that up and we'll throw you out!"

"Sorry, freaks," said Tex, as he whips out his chainsaw. "BUT IT'S TIME FOR THE TYRANNOSAURUS TEX TO RE-ENACT LUIGI'S MANSION IRL!"

Tex then revs up his chainsaw and began to slice the Bobby Bill Squishmallow in half until the radioactive nose began to die out.

"Что ж, это плохо." said Leonard, getting very worried.

Tex then plugged his guitar into an amplifier and put it at full volume and played his guitar really loudly. The song in question, like Another Pixar DVD Boxset, was similar to the music composed by Rick Astley, except now it's: "Together Forever".

Emperor J's head blew up as it played, as if he didn't have enough time to react.

Tex's very own mysterious figure from the Another Pixar THX boxset and earlier, and it whipped out a bunch of explosives, most of which are on the floor. The mansion blew up.

Tex then flies out of the mansion, not wanting to be squashed. Tex yells: "Adios, freaks!"

But, like the other trailers, the trailer wasn’t over yet.

The trailer then showed Jake Jazzdog's Grand Pizza from Last Night at Jake's on an evening. Somehow, the scene is in the Bobby Bill's Misadventures style. Jazzdog and friends are go in and out the arcade, and round and through the Dining Room. Then, Tex entered the pizzeria.

"Welcome to Jake's, where people will be loving it and where happiness is just an order away." Jake Jazzdog said. "How can we assist you on this spectacular day?"

Bobby Bill the yelled, in shock: "Do you know who that is?! That's the THX robot! He's been traveling the multiverse, killing *everyone*!"

"That's ridiculous," Jake Jazzdog said. "My golden rule is that we serve all kinds. Let's take this robot's order."

"Why thank you, canine," said Tex, with a grin. "I will have one of everything. No pineapple, stuffed crust, peppers to the left, both tomato and Pesto sauce, blend of cheeses, with extra meat, farm raised tomatoes, carnival-style, with a Stromboli for my side and a large Pepsi. After that, I'll take a Jake's Specialty. On a raft, size large, animal style, with breadsticks for my side, a large Livewire, with a shimmy and a squeeze, light olive oil, dough with flour and extra cheese."

"Oh wow," said Bobby Bill. "Sounds like a lot. Anyway, it'll be a lot of work to do that."

"Alright, that does it!" Tex yelled. "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and *I'll be an engineer*!"

Seems to be a refrence to the Cars scene of the very first Pixar THX boxset Rohan encountered where Tex killed McQueen and Mater. I don't know if that's a coincidence or not.

Tex then threw Bobby Bill down the hall. Bobby Bill got up and saw Tex infront of him. Tex then says, "Well black bear, I hate to do this, but things have to be the way they have to be."

Tex then took a saw blade from the KQED Kids THX trailer and sliced Bobby Bill's arm off. Bobby Bill then notices that his arm is sliced and acts like nothing happened. Here's the conversation in script style.

Bobby Bill: T'is but a scratch.

Tex: A scratch?! I cut your arm off!

Bobby Bill: I've had worse.

Tex: That's it! \*cuts Bobby Bill's other arm\*

Bobby Bill: Just a fresh wound.

(Tex cuts off Bobby Bill's left leg)

Bobby Bill: I am invincible! (Right leg is cut off) Alright. We'll call it a deal.

(End of script style)

Then, Tex took a chainsaw and proceeded to ram it up Bobby Bill's head, killing him. Jake Jazzdog saw what happened and approached his (now-dead) best buddy, Bobby Bill.

Tex then turned around and said to Jazzdog, "Canine, I hate to do this, but things-"

Before Tex could finish his sentence, Jazzdog kicked him in the groin. "Ow, my dignity!" Tex yelled because he's been kicked. Jazzdog then ran off afterwards. Then, Tex spawned explosives, flew out and pressed the button to make the place blow up.

But, it still wasn't over.

(W.I.P)