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SCP-8887

**Item #: SCP-8887 LEVEL 4 CONFIDENTIAL**

**CONTAINMENT CLASS: EUCLID DISRUPTION CLASS: AMIDA**

**SECONDARY CLASS: NONSENSICAL RISK CLASS: CRITICAL**

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-8887 is to be locked in a standard size card top loader or card saver at all times. No light is to be permitted in the room of SCP-8887 unless for testing purposes as light may increase the power and engulf the whole world with light radiation. The wall is to be covered with real Pokemon cards incase SCP-8887 manages to loosen out of its case.

**Description:** SCP-8887 appears to be a card from the Pokemon Trading Card Game with golden and stunning art texture, but there are odd things about this card written on the list at the bottom:

1. Pokemon employee "Alexander Nairobi" presumably shoved the anomalous card in the pack without permission from Pokemon Company.
2. This card is one of one unlike most cards.
3. The Pokemon on the cover art "Xenostrium" is not a real Pokemon.
4. This card has the ability to shine deadly amounts of radiating light unless put in a protective top loader or card saver.
5. Some staff have considered selling the card for $10 Million but denied by O5 Command due to people uncovering the SCP Foundation.

**Discovery:** This card was first reported after a house blowing up after an unexpected light beam. People with hazmat suits and sunglasses retrieved the item and found out it came from an official Pokemon: Scarlet and Violet pack. Everything in the house except for Pokemon cards have been burned, radiated or destroyed completely. This proves that other Pokemon cards are immune to the light radiation excreted from SCP-8887. Tests shown that SCP-8887 will destroy counterfeit Pokemon cards however.

**INCIDENT LOG 8887-1**

In 9/9/20*██* 50 Guards were killed during a fight with the Chaos Insurgency and 100 freed Class-D Personnel. They were able to steal SCP-8887 but one Class-D Personnel decided to open the card saver even when being told not to. Site *██* was left exposed to the light and radiation caused by SCP-8887 and the whole site was destroyed in the matter of 10 seconds before SCP-8887 could be encased again. A blind homeless person found the card and sold it at auction for $7,000,001. The foundation had to buy back the card for $8,000,008 and held members of Chaos Insurgency near Site *██* hostage and terminated as punishment that costed the foundation more than $110 Million for the costs of getting the anomalous card back as well as rebuilding the Site *██.*

*Ever since Site ██ had stricter protocols and fewer accidents, Chaos Insurgency never came back to the Site.*
Scp 92819

Candidate for deletionThis page has been nominated for removal from the wiki.Remember to check what links here and the page history before deletion.This page has too little information and was clearly made with little effort, if you would like to redo this page please use proper spelling and grammar next time, and you might want to make it look a bit nicer.

Scp 92819 or the fight of the plants is a appolyon class object. Scp 92819 is a scenario which mutant plants fight for dominance. Scp 92819 was discovered at ██████ at the country of ██████. If 92819 is released it possibly would cause a Xk end of the world scenario. 92819 is a species of tulip or in the genus tulipa found in the jungle of ██████ unlike regular tulips 92819 is a unknown genus and also possibly not a tulip from its mouth not like any plant. If to breach [redacted] will happen.

92819 test log 1

SCP-5215-JJX on 92819

result: site [redacted] destroyed.

scp 92819 is contained in a big humanoid containment cell just like 92819. 92819 is 6 meters tall on vines. First depiction is from game name of ██████ witch resulted at termination of the game owner for possibly causing a Xk end of the world scenario.
Scp-3-j

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**item #:** scp-3-j

**object clas:** yooklid

**speshal contanment prosedures:** scp-3-j is grounded in its room until dad says it can come out. scp-3-js room is a big metal box that im not allowed to go inside. dad says that scp-3-js room stops it from leaving but i think it would just open the door and walk away if it wanted to. dad probly keeps the door locked.

**deskripchon:** scp-3-j looks like big bad meanie that you shouldnt pet EVER. it has big scary teeth and runs really fast on 4 legs. one of the sientist men said that scp-3-j can read my mind but dont realy care becoz theres not much in there lol. i guess that scp-3-j really hates evryone since it trys to eat any peeple who go into its room.

**tests:** i tried to make frends with scp-3-j

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1              i try to pet scp-3-j  dad woudnt let me near its room

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2  i try to feed scp-3-j candy from the mashine    dad wouldnt give me money to buy food

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3

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i try to sneek into scp-3-js room behind dad when no ones looking

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Psychological Evaluation 3009.2

*Excerpt from Psychological Evaluation 3009.2, written post Experiment 3009-B-5 and dated ██/06/2018, by Researcher Benedict Kim and Dr. Geraldine Young, the primary counsellor for both SCP-3009 and SCP-3009-C:*

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Despite initially demonstrating a fundamentally similar-to-identical base personalities, SCP-3009 and SCP-3009-C have demonstrated extremely divergent progression in terms of their psychological profiles.

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SCP-3009 has narcissistic tendencies, demonstrating a somewhat inflated sense of its own importance as well as a need for excessive admiration. It shows no sign of any other mental health issues representing any potential risk to Foundation goals. Thus far, it remains adamant about its real identity as "Stacey Lee". All behavior has correlated strongly with Lee’s reported personality traits.

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Meanwhile, SCP-3009-C has displayed symptoms of moderate depressive disorder since entering Foundation custody. Cooperation with Foundation goals has been consistent but reluctant, and overall behavior has been inconsistent with reported behavior of Stacey Lee prior to emergence of the anomaly. Following Experiment 3009-B-5, SCP-3009-C has begun demonstrating signs of dissociation. Additionally, depressive symptoms have worsened. SCP-3009-C has notably ceased, for the most part, all claims to be the original Stacey Lee. It is recommended that medication prescribed to SCP-3009-C be increased.

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At this time, it is unclear whether the difference in progression of SCP-3009-C’s mental state in comparison to SCP-3009 (despite similar base personalities) is conclusive evidence regarding the anomalous properties of SCP-3009-C. The results of this are unfortunately confounded by the difference in circumstance surrounding the subjects. SCP-3009-C’s deviances from reported behavior and apparent dissociation seems to be at least moderately strong evidence for it possessing anomalous properties, even if SCP-3009-C itself is not aware of this. At the same time, however, they could also quite plausibly be interpreted as mere evidence of trauma experienced by an unfortunate teenaged girl.

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The continued containment of SCP-3009-C therefore represents a difficult moral quandary for the Foundation and the Ethics Committee. It is impossible to tell at this point whether SCP-3009-C has anomalous properties or not. Strong evidence exists pointing in both directions. Furthermore, any such anomalous properties which might be discovered in the future seem unlikely to be substantially dangerous. It is obvious by now that SCP-3009-C does not represent the possibility of a world ending event.

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Nonetheless, the Foundation has a duty to "secure, contain and protect" anomalies, dangerous or not. Thus regardless of SCP-3009-C's likely harmlessness, the only course of action consistent with the Foundation's mission is to maintain containment of SCP-3009-C. As such, it is recommended that the Foundation continue to hold SCP-3009-C in custody for further evaluation for the indefinite future.

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*UPDATE: As of ██/08/2018, SCP-3009-C has been placed on suicide watch.*
SCP-048

**Object Class:** None (see description)

**Special Containment Procedures:** The designation SCP-048 is to be retired from the SCP catalog. No future SCPs are to be assigned this number.

**Description:** SCP-048 has long been considered the "cursed SCP number" by SCP staff: any items given this designation tend to be destroyed, decommissioned, stolen, or otherwise lost to the Foundation, usually through no fault of any individual person. In addition, personnel assigned to SCP-048 in its various incarnations have had a 50% higher rate of turnover due to death, dismemberment, and disciplinary action.

Whether or not the number 048 actually has any supernatural qualities is unknown, but given the superstition around this number, the designation has been removed from the catalog in order to help maintain employee morale.

**Addendum 1:** *This is ridiculous. I'll prove to you superstitious bastards that you're all just being pussies. The restriction on SCP-048 is now removed and assigned to [DATA EXPUNGED].* - Dr. Cortez.

**Addendum 2:** *SCP-048, [DATA EXPUNGED], was accidentally thrown into the trash this morning and lost. In an unrelated incident, Dr. Cortez's arms were accidentally traumatically amputated in a horrific lunchroom blender accident. SCP-048 closed.* - O5-11

**Addendum 3:** *SCP-048 has been once again removed from the archives, after it became highly apparent that no such "Vampyre Boat" had ever existed, much less come under Foundation control. It's currently believed that this error occurred when a low-level researcher attempted to save his "awesome story idea" to his hard drive and instead overwrote the blank slot reserved for SCP-048. Said researcher has been removed from any and all archival duties for the time being.* - O5-11
SCP-017

**Object Class:** Keter

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-017 is contained in an acrylic glass cage, 100 cm by 50 cm by 50 cm, centrally suspended in a concrete room measuring 6 m by 6 m by 4 m. Attached to the walls, ceiling, and floor of the room are high-intensity arc lamp spotlights pointed directly at the acrylic cage, to ensure that SCP-017 is constantly exposed to light from every angle. Personnel assigned to the SCP-017 control room are to monitor the functionality of the spotlights and the emergency generator system and call for maintenance immediately upon knowledge of a burnt-out lamp or an issue with the generator.

The only circumstance under which personnel are allowed entrance is to replace lamps. Personnel entering the room are required to wear the designated full-body reflective suits, and must be cautioned not to step in front of functional spotlights.

**Description:** SCP-017 is a humanoid figure approximately 80 centimeters in height, anatomically similar to a small child, but with no discernible identifying features. SCP-017 seems to be composed of a shadowy, smoke-like shroud. No attempt to find any object beneath the shroud has been successful, but the possibility has not been ruled out.

SCP-017's reaction to shadows cast upon it is immediate and swift. SCP-017 leaps at the object casting the shadow and completely encloses it in its shroud, whereupon it returns to its normal size, leaving no trace of the object behind.

**Additional Notes:** Personnel with BETA clearance or higher should see also document #017-1.
SCP-6000: Note by the O5

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SCP-6000 Note by the O5:

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Hello, I'm O5-[REDACTED], and... There's something I want to discuss with you. So, who the heck created the SCP-6000 page? I also made a alternative page. With a period at the end of the title. The alternative page is called "SCP-6000.", so I prefer answering it. So, first question, who the heck created this "SCP-6000" page?

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You: No, sir. None of us have found any documentation or connections involving themselves with this SCP, so our knowledge on the subject is quite limited.

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Ah. I see, so none of you created this, is that correct?

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You: Yes.

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Alright, second question, why didn't they edit the SCP-6000 to the SCP-6000 rainforest page on our database?

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You:

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Hint: You can edit this, and you can only write on the "You:" box. Writing anywhere else will be reported by the O5 Council.

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EDIT IT ALREADY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER

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SCP-8000-J

Item#: SCP-8000-J

Object Class: idk (literally don't know, don't question it)

SC Procedures: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Description: scp-0008-j I MEANT-- SCP-8000-J is your actual real life-- forget it.

Addendum: why the hell did I put in a addendum

Footnote: scp-8000-j has a real life-- forget it idc anymore your (OOPSIES, DONT BAN ME OR WE WILL HAVE THE WORST PROBLEM) real life car (literally don't this this seriously)

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Note from O5-0: Uhhh, reality is not an SCP, but at least you tried to make a joke page!

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SCP-000. 3RR0R 3RR0R 3RR0R %$^*&-:"!?!!&$

**Ittëm #** ŚČР-000

**ØbjectX\_XClas§:** #NULL

**SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES():** Error: Field CONTAINMENT\_PROCEDURES does not exist.

**Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n:** Internal system error: Field undefined. Please contact system administrator. Internal system error: Field undefined. Please contact system administrator. InteRиαl Sуѕtєм ERяяσя: FïëlÐ ünÐëƒïnëÐ. ρĿєДšє ςόЛţДςţ šΫšţєΜMMMMMMMMMMMM^@#$@!^&&%\*\*$\*%^\*%^%^

Alright, I'm sick of this \*\*\*\*. The system keeps kicking out repair tickets for the spot in the database, and I don't want to bother with it anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any tickets involving the 000 slot in the database, because it's disrupting work flow for actual problems, and generally just pissing me off. I don't know why it keeps \*\*\*\*\*\*\* with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here, and considering that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's likely that the database is messing itself over the lack of proper information. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of now this issue is closed.

-Technical Researcher Rosen
SCP-Г

**Item #:** SCP-Γ

**Object Class:** ???

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-Γ is kept in Level γ and should not be released from Level γ.

**Description:** SCP-Γ is a pitch black face with 2 eyes staring back at you. He has a mouth that is very scary. It has teeth and a tounge. It is unknown if SCP-Γ has a body. If you see SCP-Γ, He will laugh at you, then will start chasing you. If he managed to latch onto you, it's too late. You will be killed in the most painful way that you ever seen. After you been attacked by SCP-Γ, your body will dissappear. and also the blood.

Hello?

Is anyone there!?

I'm not joking you know. Come out wherever you are!

Come out now or I'm calling the cops!

FUCK OH GOD AAAAAA-

**Addendum 1:** Hmmmm.... Someone is trying to trick us! I don't know why the Backrooms is in SCP now but I want to compare 087 and Level gamma. -Dr. ᙶᙶᙶᙶᙶঀ
SCP-053

SCP-053 smiling

Object Class: Euclid

**Item #:** SCP-053

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-053 is to be contained in an area no less than 5 m x 5 m (16 ft x 16 ft) and given adequate room to move. Toys, books, games, and other recreational devices are to be amply provided and rotated every three (3) months. Proper bedding, bathroom, and medical facilities are to be maintained at all times. Food should be provided three (3) times daily, and two (2) snacks are allowed if requested.

No physical contact is to be made with SCP-053 without full atmosphere-containment suit and eye shield. No eye contact is to be made with SCP-053 for any reason. Any objects given to personnel by SCP-053 may be removed, but must be given to quarantine for examination. Only one (1) member of personnel may be present in the room at any given time and must be secured by a safety line of steel cable. All personnel must be removed from SCP-053's containment chamber within 10 minutes of entering.

Any personnel who begin to act erratically, scream, or attempt to grab SCP-053 are to be removed and quarantined. Any personnel attempting to remove their suit are also to be removed and quarantined. No sharp objects or firearms are allowed in SCP-053's containment room.

**Description:** SCP-053 appears to be a small 3-year-old girl. She is capable of basic speech and appears to be slightly above average in mental development. She has a generally pleasant personality and rarely seems upset, becoming agitated only in the presence of groups of people.

Any and all humans over the age of three who make eye contact with, physically touch, or remain around SCP-053 for longer than 10 minutes will rapidly become irrational, paranoid, and homicidal. Most, if not all, of these feelings will be directed at SCP-053, and afflicted subjects will attempt to kill SCP-053 after first killing or driving off all humans visible to them. Those attempting to kill SCP-053 will suffer massive heart attacks or seizures and die seconds after doing any physical damage to SCP-053. SCP-053 will regenerate almost instantaneously from any wound, regardless of severity.

SCP-053 appears wholly ignorant of these effects, and ignores any and all subjects affected. When questioned about the effect, SCP-053 is incapable of response.
Observation Page Live 24/7

This is the official observation page of the page SCP-2521. Updates will be shown here, on this page.

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We had several edits happen, like a lot of edits, from Carson, that guy that is editing the page over and over and we revert it over and over. We even had to check the page EVERY DAY. We had coolman edit our page a lot, then once he did the second edot and we reverted it back, he disappeared, forever. Now we changed the page from words to emojis, and that's when Carson came in. He edited a bunch of times, and we reverted it. We're tired pf this shit and we knew we had picked the wrong fandom.

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Updates: No updates today since 2023.

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"Red Herrings"

**MTF:** MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings")

**Date:** █/02/2018

**Location:** New York City, New York

**Debrief:** At 09:41 on █/05/2018, SCP-3009 posted a series of six (6) images to the public New York City Snapchat Story which seemingly depicted a duplication of the same person. These images were accompanied by assertions that it was trapped within its account on the app, as well as a plea to the general public for assistance in getting out. It then repeated these claims every hour for the next three days.

The disturbing imagery along with the length, detail and unbelievable nature of SCP-3009's statements led to viral dissemination on social media and subsequent coverage by internet journalism websites, notably including BuzzFeed and Huffington Post. Application of amnestics in the wake of this incident was made unnecessary thanks to the speedy intervention of MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings"), who passed the incident off as an internet hoax and took SCP-3009 into Foundation custody along with the original instance of SCP-3009-B and SCP-3009-C.

Though initially approached as a related civilian witness to the anomaly, SCP-3009-C was taken into custody for further evaluation regarding the allegations made by SCP-3009. At time of recovery, SCP-3009-C was a tenth grader at North High School.
SCP-68118

Item #: SCP-68118 (Flamingo's SCP Idea)

Object Class: S̶a̶f̶e̶ Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-68118 is to be contained within a 30x30 soundproof chamber. No being that can be easily stressed is allowed into the chamber. In event of a breach, security must chase SCP-68118 back into the chamber. Description: SCP-68118 is a 6,3 man who wears a clean fancy suit. His eyes are bright cyan with blond hair. SCP-68118 will follow old women to their home and then keep repeating "Hey, let me ask you something!", but when the victim comes within a 15 feet radius, he will slide backwards. T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶m̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶.̶

**See Addendum 68118-001.**

Addendum 68118-001: During test [REDACTED], SCP-68118's voice began becoming more aggressive and violent, causing the subject to have panic attack.

**LIST OF TESTS** -------------------------

**Test One**: SCP-68118 was trapped inside of a chamber made up of bulletproof glass. A D-CLASS was then ordered to approach the chamber. SCP-61188 instantly began slamming into the back of the chamber with his body, eventually clipping through the cell. It is unknown how SCP-68118 manages to do this as of now.

**Test Two**: A D-CLASS was given a gun and was commanded to shoot SCP-68118. SCP-68118 promptly avoided the bullet.

**TERMINATION ATTEMPTS** -------------------------------------------

**SCP-096**: SCP-096 was placed inside of SCP-68118's chamber. As usual, SCP-096 began crying after having its face viewed by SCP-68118. SCP-096 began chasing SCP-68118, but could not catch up to him. Eventually, SCP-096 gave up.

**SCP-682**: SCP-682 was placed inside of SCP-68118's chamber and immediately attempted to attack SCP-68118, but to no vain. SCP-682 battled with SCP-68118 for 14 hours until SCP-682 was temporarily worn out in trying to attack SCP-68118. Although the attempt was technically a fail, the SCP Foundation has made SCP-68118 plays a good role in every SCP-682 termination attempt from this termination attempt onward.

**SCP-1507**: SCP-68118 befriended the SCP and was taken out of the chamber 1 hour later.
Damage INC

Damage, Inc. is the embodiment of the street gang. They deal in drugs, murder, and whatever else will get them some cryptos. They operate as a loose family, bending to the will of their leader. The concept of turf is of paramount importance to them, and they fight tooth and nail to keep what is theirs. They are by far the most numerous gang, and they will allow smaller gangs to operate with them if it suits their interests. Damage, Inc. is one of the few gangs that will field an actual small army over turf spats, and they have clashed with the Chicago Militia numerous times because of it.

The current leadership is the result of a bloody coup spearheaded by a man known as Bigtime. He has worked to take Damage Inc. from small time bangers to a force to be reckoned with. With the help of several entertainment corps, he has produced a sprawling line of merch and entertainment with the gang's branding. The various vids and VR experiences place the user in the midst of the ganger world, so many "sprawl tourists" partake of this entertainment to experience the street without getting their hands dirty.
SCP-7852

item#:SCP-7852

object class:KETER

special containment procedures:
neighborhood and school reports of teenage deaths from age 13 to 16 deaths should be analyzed by the foundation
reports of missing people of SCP-7852's age bracket should be investigated by the foundation
if the reports link to SCP-7852 a mobile task force should be deployed to try and contain the anomaly currently these is the only procedures in place

description:

SCP-7852 is a 16 year old white kid his gender is male he is at normal height for his age he calls himself "Billy" SCP-7852 will only appear near gatherings of up to 3 teenagers all individuals are in age bracket of 13 to 16 when he joins the group he will be treated as if he was always part of the group he will attend the school of the victims 1 property of this anomaly is which ever school his victims attends he will be registered as a student of the school even having uniform and name in class register SCP-7852 will behave like a normal student until the second week after encounter when school ends he and the group will go to an isolated area were the group will perform a ritual the ritual lasts for 4 hours if the ritual is stopped all members of the group will fall down and die Billy will disappear

#### RITUAL CONTENTS

in the first part of the ritual Billy will bring out a kitchen knife he will then ask 1 member of the group to get an animal if there are no animals
Billy will bring out a jar and ask the member to cut his or her hand and bleed into the jar death by blood loss is common in 93% of cases if animal is present the animal's neck will be cut an blood drained into the jar

SECOND PART:
in the second part the group will take needles from Billy and place those needles inside their nails

THIRD PART:
prayers will be said in an unknown language this lasts for 2.5 hours

FOURTH PART:
Billy will select 1 member from the group to take a knife and cut his/her fingers fingers are to be put into a box and sealed Billy will leave the place and members who were asked to perform parts of the ritual will die due to blood loss

living people who were part of the event will have tenencies to attack other people

### below is 1 recorded encounter

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NAME:[REDACTED] AGE:14 DATE OF ENCOUNTER:19TH APRIL,[REDACTED] SCHOOL:[REDACTED] log begins

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I was with my 5 friends at the beach we decided to go and buy sausages when we met this boy he called himself "Billy" he joined us and was playing with us, we left home and decided to see Billy off when we turned he was gone "strange" my friend said "he has been like that everytime"  I thought that he would comeback as always, next day at school Billy came in uniform every one knew him he grined when he entered the school, two weeks later when school ended we went to a place where there are no people then i saw horrific things i cannot say subject dies 4 hours later after rescue

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SCP-006

**Item #:** SCP-006

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** Whereas the nature of SCP-006 does not warrant any extensive containment, a certain level of secrecy is necessary regarding the object's existence and properties, for obvious reasons. The following procedures are required not for personnel safety, but to deny or hide knowledge of SCP-006's effects from the personnel who interact with it.

1: All personnel interacting with SCP-006 in any physical way are required to wear modified Class VI BNC suits. Before personnel are allowed to perform procedures, they must be briefed with Material SCP-006B or SCP-006C. SCP-006A Briefing is the correct one and is restricted to THOSE HA O 5 CERANCE properly, they are to be submerged into a pool of water. Any air bubbles spotted signify a leak in the suit.

2: Procedures with SCP-006 are to be carried out under extreme surveillance. In case of contact with SCP-006, the commander in charge will announce Procedure 006-Xi-12, which the personnel have been briefed to believe to mean high toxicity is present and they must evacuate.

3: Any procedure in which liquid is acquired from SCP-006 must be approved by three (3) O5 level personnel. The liquid is to be transferred in a Quad-Sealant Container and under armed guard.

4: If at any time personnel come into contact with SCP-006 or liquid from SCP-006, they are to be confined and terminated after sufficient studies are done. Due to the nature of SCP-006, the most effective termination method is incineration. (For full report, see file SCP006-TerO5)

**Description:** SCP-006 is a very small spring located 60 km west of Astrakhan. Foundation Command was aware of its existence since the 19th century, but were unable to secure it until 1991 due to political reasons. On the spot of the spring, a chemical factory has been constructed as a disguise, with the majority of laborers under Foundation and/or Russian control. The liquid emitted from the spring has been chemically identified as simple mineral water in 1902, but has the unusual property of "health".

Ingesting the liquid produces the following properties in human beings: the ability to regenerate DNA damaged by sufficient duplication, heightened excitement of cellular duplication, vastly improved abilities in the repair of damaged tissue, and a frightening increase in the effectiveness of the human immune system. Upon testing the liquid on animal subjects, hostile bacteria and viral agents were destroyed immediately. Many reptiles and birds were unaffected, while higher primates experienced the same benefits as humans.
SCP-WTF-J

Item #: SCP-WTF-J

Object Class: Keter-Ashmendai

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-WTF-J is to be kept in a standard containment cell at Armed Provisional Containment Area WTF-J-Omega-666 and subjected to Procedure 99-Jericho every 30 minutes. Failure to properly execute Procedure 99-Jericho will invariably result in a ZK-class Reality Failure event. Procedure 99-Jericho: This procedure consists of 15 sub-procedures, conducted simultaneously in 15 rooms arranged in a pentadecagonal array around SCP-WTF-J's containment cell. 1. Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Frigg: 1. One live chicken will be fed into a wood chipper. 2. One 19-year-old woman of Chinese descent will bathe in the resulting waste generated by the wood chipper. 3. The woman will describe the experience of bathing in chicken entrails as "a riveting change of pace from the ordinary business",then consume three gallons of canola oil. 2. Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Ragnarok: 1. One European conger eel is to be inserted into the left nostril of one 99-year-old man of Uruguayan descent. 2. The eel is to be subjected to 900 volts of electricity for ten seconds. 3. The man and the eel are to be covered with low-fat mayonnaise. 4. The man-eel-mayonnaise cluster is to be sprinkled with crystalline citric acid. 3. Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Iglesias: 1. [5/WTF-J CLEARANCE REQUIRED] 2. Once O5-11'she colon is completely free of wasps, one 19-year-old woman of Chinese descent is to comment with an emphatic "and how!" 1. Sub-Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Bungalow Bash: 1. One carne asada soft taco will be consumed by a 23-year-old man of Irish descent. 2. Sub-Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Bungalow-Beesh: One carne asada hard taco will be consumed by a 23-year-old man of Irish descent. 3. Sub-Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Bungalow-Bersh: 1. One carne asada soft taco will be consumed by a 23-year-old man of Norwegian descent. 5. Sub-Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Bungalow-Bosh: 1. One carne asada hard taco will be consumed by a 23-year-old man of Norwegian descent. 5. Sub-Sub-Procedure 99-Jericho-Bungalow-Boosh: 1. One carne soft taco will be consumed by a 23-year-old mermaid of Canadian descent. 2. The mermaid will then be fed into a mermaid-strength blender, puréed, and fed to the two aforementioned Irish and Norwegian men with a Riesling on the side. 1. The Riesling doesn't need to be too fancy, screw-top is fine.

Description: SCP-WTF-J, if you haven't picked up on this already, is literally the worst.
SCP-$$$$

Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-$$$$ is kept in a 10by 10 by 10m room made out of metal and concrete. If SCP-$$$$ does not do anything, it needs to be released by Foundation Personnel.
Description: SCP-$$$$ is a dollar with Abraham Lincoln on it. When someone picks it up, It will not do anything. No destruction, No killing or bleeding people But summons Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln is the 16th President of the United States. He got shot when he was in a Cimena. **Addedum** **$$$$-A:**
A D Class Person, D-■■■■■■■■, When sent inside SCP-$$$$'s cell. He picked up SCP-$$$$ and Abraham Lincoln appeared. Lincoln said "Hello!" The D Class Responded "Hey".
Talon Richter

Talon Richter, known as the Red Dragon, is the most trusted member of the Knights of the Silver Dragon, and he is second only to Drakelord Leomus. Richter is also the only one left from Leomus's freelancing days.

He is a man who attempts his best to be noble in a world that is anything but. This had led him to making many enemies during his time with the knightly order. However, he is also a deadly foe in combat, wielding his highly modified assault rifle with brutal efficiency.
SCP-076

**SCP-076** is a large, black stone with a humanoid inside, nicknamed "Able", belonging to The SCP Foundation, categorized as Keter.

Technically, SCP-076 is both the containment cube (SCP-076-1), made of engraved black stone, and the humanoid creature resting inside (SCP-076-2). Atop the cube rests a coffin, held up by chains made of an unknown metal, which holds Able himself.

**Description**

The actual creature is a Semitic (Middle Eastern) human in his late 20's with black hair, grey eyes, and olive skin. He is covered in tattoos of arcane and occult markings, especially demon faces. While in the cube, the creature is considered dead. Every so often, Able will be reanimated and will attempt to leave the cube. If he does, he goes into a zombie state and will move towards the nearest human, ignoring everything else. Once he comes into contact with a living human, he will go on a killing rampage, butchering any human he comes in contact with, until he is either subdued or killed. If killed, his body decomposes at an accelerated rate and slowly reforms in the coffin, 'dead' once again. The reformation process can take anywhere between six hours and twenty-five years.

Able also worked with the Foundation for some time as the leader of the Mobile Task Force Omega-7 due to its unusual relation with an undisclosed agent who was later killed in an airstrike to stop another classified SCP. However, this didn't last long because he eventually got "bored" and, once his anomalous powers manifested, began to kill everyone in sight. As a result, the Foundation had no choice but to detonate the nuclear warhead in Able's work facility as a last resort to stop him. He escaped and was missing for many years, until he was found in his current state. The containment procedures have been revised, but one of the doctors did not agree with this, and stated that it was: 'The biggest and most embarrassing mistake ever'.

SCP-076-2 is able to be prevented by his death. However, will be reanimated within the described time span.

It's implied that Able may or may not be the biblical Abel (although the name is often used by mistake). The reason for this was discovered when one researcher showed the Sumerian symbol from SCP-073's ('Cain') forehead to Able. When Able saw the symbol, he became angry, and they were forced to kill him via an explosive collar device. When he regenerated in the stone cube and was later asked about why he became enraged, he responded aggressively and became hostile.
SCP-073

SCP-073, referred to as "Cain", is a Euclid-class being who currently resides on Site-17.

SCP-073 Is named "Cain" After the bible story from Genesis of brothers Cain and Abel. The story depicts jealousy over Abel's sacrifice of lamb being favored over Cain's sacrifice of wheat and barley, leading to the murder of Abel, thus cursing Cain.

**Description**

SCP-073 is a male, cyborg-like entity whose arms, legs, spine, and shoulders are replaced entirely with beryllium bronze. He appears to be of middle eastern blood. On its forehead is a mysterious symbol of Sumerian origin; when asked about the symbol, SCP-073 will become distressed and hesitant, refusing to answer. Besides these, SCP-073 behaves like a normal human-being, living in a cell complete with everyday furnishings and eating and drinking regularly, though it requires mostly a carnivorous diet.

When SCP-073 is attacked, any damage it sustains recoils back on its assailant whilst leaving SCP-073 unharmed, likely a property obtained from the symbol. As a result, tests to retrieve tissue samples prove fruitless.

Any soil-based life within a 20 meter radius of SCP-073 gradually begins to die. If it stands on grass, it starts to become barren, leaving nothing but empty soil, rendering it unable to grow anything. Meanwhile if SCP-073 touches materials derived from plants, it begins to rot or disintegrate.

**Personality**

SCP-073 is depicted as a selfless, wholesome man who loved to spend time with his brothers. However in the time his envy developed, he had killed his brother, Abel (previously in custody, labeled SCP-076-2). After the ordeal, God cursed SCP-073 with blue mark on his forehead.

After being contained by SCP Foundation in the modern age, SCP-073 was described as being polite and helpful amongst Site-17 personnel, although his tone of speech sounding opposite, often cold and mechanical. Most likely accounting for his cyborg like appearance. Unlike most SCP's, SCP-073 is allowed to freely roam inside Site-17, and as a result, often helps out many Foundation staff.
Rocks

A **rock** is any naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter. It is categorized by the minerals included, its chemical composition and the way in which it is formed. Rocks form the Earth's outer solid layer, the crust, and most of its interior, except for the liquid outer core and pockets of magma in the asthenosphere.

Rocks are usually grouped into three main groups: igneous rocks, sedimentary rocks and metamorphic rocks. Igneous rocks are formed when magma cools in the Earth's crust, or lava cools on the ground surface or the seabed. Sedimentary rocks are formed by diagenesis or lithification of sediments, which in turn are formed by the weathering, transport, and deposition of existing rocks. Metamorphic rocks are formed when existing rocks are subjected to such large pressures and temperatures that they are transformed—something that occurs, for example, when continental plates collide.
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SCP-6969-J

Candidate for deletionThis page has been nominated for removal from the wiki.Remember to check what links here and the page history before deletion.
**ITEM #:** SCP-6969

**OBJECT CLASS:** EUCLID

**SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:** DO NOT FUCK WITH IT

**DESCRIPTION:** SCARY ASS GATORADE

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Dr. [][][][][] has been put into custody. There is no such thing as SCP-6969-J. Do not trust it because there is no such thing as "scary ass Gatorade." Please stop putting pages that do not make any sense. Seriously, stop it. Thank you.

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Further report from a classified Foundation agent. This page has been put as a candidate for deletion for one reason; obviously being a joke or fake, and a lack of effort and information. Thanks.

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The reminder of this file is Level 5/3930 Classified with Restrictions.

## **Item #: `SCP-3930`** **Object Class: `Esoteric`** `Secondary Class: N/A Disruption Class: Ekhi Risk Class`: Critical

**File Administrator Notice: `Only 7 living individuals are permitted access to this file.` Modified Special Containment Procedures: `For the purpose of ongoing containment of SCP-3930, it is important for all personnel assigned to SCP-3930 (outside of the personnel permitted to have access to this file) to understand that SCP-3930 does not exist nor has ever existed.`**

**Description: `SCP-3930 is a static void located within a 1km perimeter near Usinsk, Russia established by Soviet scientists in the early 1970. SCP-3930 does not emit or absorb light or sound, does not have shape or texture, cannot be passed through, cannot be interacted with, cannot be manipulated in any way, and has no dimension. Through extensive testing using a variety of techniques, Foundation researchers have been able to certify with 99.999% accuracy that absolutely nothing exists within the region described as SCP-3930.`**
SCP-837

**Item #:** SCP-837

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-837 is to be stored in its fully factored state when not undergoing experiments, with each factor stored in a separate plastic container. All experiments should be conducted in rooms with reinforced flooring.

Due to potentially dangerous consequences of cross-contamination, at no point are SCP-705 and SCP-837 to be stored at the same site.

**Description:** SCP-837 is a quantity of brown clay with two anomalous properties.

The first is that it neither releases nor absorbs moisture. Exposures to heat or water have not materially altered its composition, retaining its level of ductility, malleability, and texture.

The second property is its unusual reaction to being separated and combined. While both of these occur as easily as with normal clay, the results are non-arithmetic. When two pieces are combined, the resulting quantity is both larger and heavier than the individual pieces. When two pieces are separated, the resulting quantities are much smaller and lighter than they should be. Density remains approximately 1500 kg/cubic meter.

Measurements have shown that each quantity is an integer number of drams, an Imperial unit of weight equal to one-sixteenth of an ounce, or 1.8 grams at standard gravity. Combinations of two units of clay result in a multiplication of their weight in drams, rather than an addition. Six (6) drams of clay combined with five (5) drams yield thirty (30) drams, rather than the expected eleven (11). When separated, the clay is divided into factors of the original weight. A piece weighing 50 drams could be separated into 5-dram and 10-dram units, or 25-dram and 2-dram units. It cannot be divided into two 25-dram units.

When a prime factor is produced, further pieces separated produce one-dram units, without apparent loss of mass to the prime unit. One-dram units can theoretically be produced indefinitely, but disappear when combined with any other unit. Attempts to remove pieces smaller than one dram always result in a one-dram unit being produced.

The Foundation currently has two two-dram units, three three-dram units, two five-dram units, one seven-dram unit, and one eleven-dram unit. When separated, these quantities weigh 41 drams, or approximately 73 grams. When combined, the entire quantity weighs 207,900 drams, or 368 kilograms.

Due to its anomalous properties, SCP-837 cannot undergo normal chemical analysis. However, spectrometry shows results consistent with normal river clay.

SCP-837 was found by urban explorers in an otherwise empty warehouse in Munich, Germany, in a cardboard box with the number 6 stenciled on the side. The owners of the warehouse were unaware of anything being stored there.

**Addendum 837-01:** Any future samples of SCP-837 recovered must be stored at a separate site, barring O5 approval.
Scp-xxx

**Item #:** SCP-XXX

**Object Class:** Keter

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-XXX is kept in a ■ by ■ room constructed of ■■■■■■. The door should be locked at all times. Protocol-■■■-■ should be activated when a containment breach of SCP-XXX starts, and back to its cell. No televisions should be present in the cell, and no televisions are allowed at Site-■■.

**Description:** SCP-XXX is a glitched liquid of some sort. SCP-XXX can move, jumping from video to video, and when it does, it will devour anything inside the video, then jumps to another video. It can also devour real life matter, and humans. Anything it has contact with, is devoured. Somehow, It could also pass through walls, even bedrock. and no samplesof the glitched is made since it can pass through glass and destroy Site-■■. SCP-XXX should not be contacted with. There are no pictures since that anything taken of the entity, it will only show the skin of SCP-XXX.

**Test 1:** D-29382, (Gender: Female) was ordered to devour some glitch of SCP-XXX, and when she did, she was devoured by the entity.

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Dr. Tin Grin

Dr. Tin Grin (or David if he really likes you) is a doctor that lost the battle to cynicism ages ago. The cyborg body doesn't help. When he underwent the procedure it was to replace an aging and ailing body that was slowing him down. Already married to his work with little else to live for, he didn't think he'd miss much about being soft flesh and organs. But it's only natural to want to be human, and there aren't a lot of moments in the day that don't remind the good doctor that he's something more at this point (or is it less?), and now that normal life he always said he never cared for is firmly out of reach. Maybe he'll do something about it someday. There's a lot of folks out there that pay good money for the services of a doctor who doesn't ask questions. Said doctor packing heat doesn't hurt either. Maybe someday the score will be big enough that he can take a step back and think about a new body, one that's got hot red blood running through it, and a new life. Maybe someday. But until then, there's holes in people to patch up and other folks that need new holes made in them.
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