Ultras' Bizarre Adventure Stage Show 2: Soul Contracts

**Ultras' Bizarre Adventure Stageshow: Soul Contracts** is the second horrible, noncanon stage show in the Ultras' Bizarre Adventure series.

## Summary

You are about to witness the roleplay that got GLOMB banned from the series and almost got the series itself banned. Simply put... it goes WAY off the rails.

## The Roleplay

Ultraman Redux, Kore, Tiga and Blizzard are hanging out

**Kore**: Ukyuk,Ukyuk!

**Blizzard**: What are you even doing Kore?

**Kore**: Ummmm...... Ukyuk!

**Blizzard**: -\_-

**Kore**: :)

**Redux**: The greatest evil in existence comes. The Dreaded One. The One who makes all mad.

**Blizzard**: Who is it?

**Redux**: His name... Is \*Dramatic Music plays\* Madfish

**Blizzard**: You mean Sadfish?

Dramatic music so loud that everyone's ears get hurt plays

**Redux**: No, his name is Madfish

**Blizzard**: Is he a different person?

**???**: NO! I have seen the destruction caused by that beast....

**Blizzard**: Huh? Who are you?

**Kore**: ? Ukyuk?

**Redux**: Yadokarin?

**???**: My name is....... Yeedon

**Blizzard**: What?

**Yeedon**: When Sadfish becomes angry he becomes Madfish

**Blizzard**: Oh, so they are the same person, got 'cha

**Kore**: Ukyuk,Look At That Derpy Face! It Looks So Derpy,I Can Ring The Retard Alert!

**Tiga**: Zepellion Ray!

Yeedon dodges

**Tiga**: Zepellion Ray!

**Yeedon**: What are you doing?

**Tiga**: Zepellion Ray!

**Yeedon**: I am here to help you! \*dodges all the Zepellion rays\*

**Kore**: Tiga,The Derpy Face Kaiju Want’s To Help Us!

**Tiga**: I don’t trust you.

**Yeedon**: I know what Madfish can do....

Lolons appears

**Yeedon**: Oh god...... Madfish has sent Lolons after us! Run!

**Blizzard**: I much rather fight \*punches Lolons\*

**Lolons**: TROLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!#$!$@!!@

Blizzard punches it again and again

**Tiga**: Zepellion Ray! \*shoots the ray at Lolons\*

Lolons explodes.

**Blizzard**: That was easy

**Yeedon**: Good job guys

Kore Fires His Koreis Ray

**Yeedon**: What are you doing Kore?

Lolons explodes again.

**Kore**: I Was Killing Lolons,Yeedon

**Yeedon**: There was only one Lolon.... And Tiga killed it

Lolons explodes again.

And again

And again

And again

again

again

again

again

**Redux**: Why won't it stop exploding?

**Yeedon**: Unless Madfish becomes Sadfish again, it wont stop exploding

**Kore**: What Is Next On The List,Oh Mighty Derpy Face Kaiju Who Says “Yee”!

**Yeedon**: We have to find Madfish and either kill him, or revert him back to Sadfish

**Kore**: Yes,Your Yeeness!

**Blizzard**: That should be easy

Hey U-Toms! appears

**Blizzard**: What now?

**Kore**: I Glad U Asked,Blizzard!

**Blizzard**: Not asking you!

Blizzard kicks Hey U-Toms! away, but it breaths really smelly breath at Blizzard, causing him to faint.

Smelly Grand King appears.

Yeedon wakes up Blizzard

**Kore**: I Can Create A Device That Can Revert Someone Back To Their Normal Self! Maybe I Can Do It On Madfish!

**Blizzard**: Uh.... huh? Uh... yeah... go do that kore...

**Kore**: Yes,Blizzard!

Yeedon attacks Smelly Grand King, who spits out mini Jappas.

**Blizzard**: \*freezes Hey U-Toms!' mouth shut\* Here we go! That should stop him

Kore Makes The Revert-I-Nator

Blizzard punches HUT! and knocks him back. Then, Blizzard smells SGK

**Blizzard**: Gah! You need a bath! \*changes to Liquid Type\*

Kore Defeats SGK With His Koreis Beam

**Kore**: Now That That’s Outta The Way... Blizzard,I Finished My Revert-I-Nator!

**Blizzard**: Good

**Yeedon**: Oh wait, we still have to deal with HUT!

Blizzard is giving Hey U-Toms! a bath

**Yeedon**: Oh.

Tyrant appears

**Blizzard**: Whaaaaaaaa

Tyrant beats Kore up

**Redux**: Oh god not Tyrant.

Blizzard punches Tyrant in the chest, and beats tyrant up

**Yeedon**: Yee

Tyrant beats Blizzard up

Kore Shows Tyrant X Ultra Monsters Stuff,For Da Cringe

**Blizzard**: Kore?!?!?! What are you doing?

**Kore**: Hey Tyrant,I Think I See A Red King Kissing You In This Image!

**Yeedon**: (sadfish)

**Kore**: FOR THA CRINGE,BLIZZARD,FOR THE CRINGE!

**Blizzard**: (sadfish)

**Redux**: (sad)

Red Queen appears

**Red Queen**: That is messed up af Kore!

Tyrant cuts Kore's head off.

Red Queen slaps Kore's decapitated head and leaves

**Blizzard**: What is even going on?!?!?

**Tyrant**: ?

**Kore**: CRRRRRRRRRRINGY PUNS

**Redux**: For once I agree with Tyrant.

**Yeedon**: How is Kore still alive?

**Redux**: The same way as a Mukadendar.

**Blizzard**: E N D M Y S U F F E R I N G

Suddenly,A Beam Kills Tyrant

Blizzard looks scared

**???**: Hello There,Brother

**Kore**: OMG,KEE! \*Hugs Kee\*

**Blizzard**: I thought it was ZDD lol

**Yeedon**: Yeeeeeeeeeeee

**Kore**: Kee,Meet My Friends Tiga,Redux And Blizzard!

**Blizzard**: Hi

**Kore**: Oh Yeah,And Our Derpy Yee Leader Right Now,Yeedon!

**Blizzard**: Hopefully your internet history is cleaner than Kore's...........

Tyrant revives as EX Tyrant II

**Blizzard**: Nope. We are all dead. EX Tyrant is OP

**Kee**: Oh Look,We Got A Dry Tyrant

**EX Tyrant II**: RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR

**Yeedon**: I've got this! YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeedon and EX Tyrant II roar at each other until EXT2 sucks up Yeedon in his gorge.

**Blizzard**: Oh what?!?!?!?

**EXT2**: Delicious

EX Five King appears and charges for EX Tyrant II.

Yeedon yees at the top of his lungs and EXT2 implodes

EX Five King wracks Blizzard.

**Blizzard**: Wait is EXFK a good guy or not? He attacked EXT2

EXFK wracks Blizzard again.

And Again

again

and again

and again

and again

Blizzard punches EXFG

Yeedon yees and EXFK explodes for no reason besides for him to just die

**Kore**: Hey Guys Look,There’s A Ocean! Wait A Sec... BINGO! \*Grabs Kee,Blizzard,Redux,Tiga And Yeedon\* Where Else Would Madfish Be But The Middle Of The Ocean! Now,I Shall Do The Madfish Call! HOOGLA HOOGLA HOOGLA HOOGLA

Kore's call didn't work... but Madfish rises from the great ocean anyway.

**Kore**: GUYS IT’S MADFISH! KILL IT WITH CRINGE FIRE

Madfish shoots Kore with an MK47 Galactron.

Yeedon yees and MK47 Galactron cringes, but because he is a robot he doesn't have emotions so nothing happens

**Yeedon**: Darn it!

Madfish looks mad.

Kore Grabs His Revert-I-Nator And Reverts Madfish Back To Sadfish

**Sadfish**: Why am I so depressed all of the time?

**Blizzard**: Huh. Well, that was easy

Overweight Melba appears.

**Blizzard**: We still have to deal with MK47G and Overweight Melba \*changes to Gas Type\* Anyway \*burns Overweight Melba\*

**Kore**: Koreis Ray!

**Kee**: Keeosen Beam!

Kore And Kee Kill Overweight Melba along with Blizzard burning him

Redux feels heaving breathing behind him

Redux punches Kyrieloid in the face.

**Blizzard**: How did you know it was Kyrieloid?

But it wasn't Kyrieloid; it was Empowered Bemular!

Empowered Bemular fires his Hyper Pale Heat Wave at Redux's face

**Bemular**: \*roars\*

**Redux**: Not you again.

Blizzard fires a firing fireball at Empowered Bemular who now is on fire. However, Bemular absorbs all the fire to his horns and laughs at Blizzard. Blizzard then lights his fist on fire and punches Bemular in the face.

Redux pulls a phone out and calls for help.

Above Bemular appears a giant fist the size of Zogu.

The fist crushes Bemular.

**Redux**: Thanks for your help!

**??? (Fist)**: No problem

The fist leaves.

**Blizzard**: \*cooks Overweight Melba\* Who wants some chicken?

MK47G blasts Kore and Kee, somehow killing the latter

Yeedon punches MK47G

again

and again

and again

and again

and again

Chimeraberos appears and grabs Kore and flys him to the sun killing them both

**Blizzard**: Well, Kee and Kore are dead

Suddenly A Strange Voice Is Heard

**Voice**: A Brawl Isn’t Surely Brewing! Your Up!

**Redux**: Wait what's going on again.

Suddenly,A Cup Thing Appears

**Cup Thing**: Howdy There,Fellas!

**Redux**: (sad)

MK47G is confused

**Cup Thing**: I Was Collecting Soul Contracts For My Debt Collector The Devil! Name’s Cuphead,Btw

Cuphead Spots MK47G

**Blizzard**: So, Cuphead..... are you going to help us?

**Cuphead**: Sure Dang I Am,Cause That Thing (Points At MK4G) Is One Of The Debtors Who Have A Contract To Collect!

**Blizzard**: Huh, cool

MK47G attempts to run away

Cuphead Switches His Blue Finger Blast For A 8-Way Blast And Starts Shooting

MK47G explodes after being blasted by them.

(You Got The MK47G Soul Contract!)

**Blizzard**: Well, he's dead

**Cuphead**: Thanks Guys

**Yeedon**: yee

**Blizzard**: I guess our adventure is done here

**Cuphead**: Say Guys,Do You Wanna Help Me Fight One Of My Debtors!

**Blizzard**: Madfish became Sadfish again and all the other bad guys were killed

**Cuphead**: Yes? Well C’Mon!

**Blizzard**: Ok, let's just get this over with quickly, I have business to do

The Heroes Jump Through A Portal

Kore comes out of the portal too, having respawned

**Cuphead**: Welcome To Inkwell Isle,Guys! The Devil Told Me That The Next Contract Is Over There In That Hole!

The Heroes Go Into The Hole Cuphead Is Talking About

**Cuphead**: Now Guys,Listen

**Redux**: Okay

**Cuphead**: If Were Gonna Do This You Need To Equip These

**Blizzard**: Ok Cuphead

**Cuphead**: \*Shows Heroes Finger Blaster Gloves\* Put Them On,And We Can Go!

**Blizzard**: What are we supposed to do with these?

**Cuphead**: You Use The Gloves To Shoot Enemies

**Blizzard**: We can fire laser beams, we don't need these

**Yeedon**: Speak for yourself!

**Cuphead**: Let’s Go!

**Blizzard**: \*sigh\* okay

Suddenly,A Tin Can Tank Appears. A German Rat Named Werner Werman Pops Outta The Tank

**Redux**: Well this got weird fast.

**Werner**: Vell,Vell,Vell,It Appears Zat A Cup Vants To Kill Me For A Contract,No? WELL ZINK AGAIN!

Werner’s Tank Lights Werner’s Cigar And Battle Begins

**Blizzard**: This thing reminds me of Dinosaur tank

Dinosaur Tank appears to assist Werner, blasting Tiga with rockets

**Tiga**: Zepellion Ray! \*blows Dinosaur Tank up\*

Werner Starts Shooting Cannonballs

Blizzard grabs a cannonball and throws it back at him

**Blizzard**: Smoking is bad for you! \*steals Werner's cigar and destroys it\*

**Werner**: HEY,ZAT VAS MY FAVOURITE ZIGAR!

**Redux**: You're not very impressive Warnlar Slom Bat Matting Season.

Werner And Can Tank Are Badly Damaged,But Werner Still Continues To Operate Tank

A Cat Appears

Zigra appears too.

The Cat Swallows Werner

**Blizzard**: O\_O

**Cuphead**: Oh Great,Now Were Gonna Fight The Cat!

**Redux**: What's with the cat and flying shark?

**Blizzard**: @Redux I don't even know what is going on

Zigra bits the cat's nose.

**Blizzard**: Anyway \*Blizzard steps on the cat's tail\*

Cuphead Changes His Blue Finger Blast To A Targeting Green Blast And Starts Shooting

The Cat’s Face Falls Off,Revealing It Is Werner’s Robot

**Blizzard**: Wait what?

**Werner**: Drat! \*Werner Dies\*

(You Got The Werner Werman Soul Contract)

**Cuphead**: Gosh,Thanks Guys!

**Tiga**: Sorry guys I have to go.

**Redux**: (sad)

**Blizzard**: Family business Tiga?

**Tiga**: Yes, Blizzard.

**Blizzard**: Oh ok

Tiga flys away

Zigra attacks Blizzard and bits him.

**Blizzard**: Hey! \*punches Zigra\*

Redux punches Zigra too.

Blizzard changes to Liquid Type and fires his Specium ray killing Zigra

**???**: Hey Blizzard.

**Blizzard**: Huh?

**???**: You’re a friend of Tiga right?

**Blizzard**: yep

Yeedon yees in the background

**???**: Any friend of Tiga, is a enemy of mine! \*attacks Blizzard\*

**Cuphead**: Oh,Well,One More Contract Will Do!

Blizzard punches ??? and knocks it back

Gorg Demagorg chews on ??? right leg.

**???**: You guys are sure annoying

Gorg Zaigorg and Gorg Gargorgon appear and attack ???

Redux suplexes ???'s ugly mug.

Cuphead Switches His Blue Finger Blast For A Aqua Ring Targeting Blast And Starts Shootin

**Blizzard**: Can you just reveal yourself?

**???**: Yes I can, until everyone stop attacking me.

**Yeedon**: okay, everybody, let the man or woman or whatever this thing is reveal itself

**???**: I’m a man.

**Blizzard**: Ok

**Cuphead**: A Macho Man?

Suddenly,A Clown Known As Beppi Appears Alongside “The Man”

**Beppi**: Hey Ultras

**Kore**: What?

**Beppi**: What Do You Call A Man Who Falls Off A Swing? A TUMBLER!

**Blizzard**: Are you going to help us or not?

Bullmark Eleking appears and mangles Beppi.

**BE**: I HATE CLOWNS!

Cuphead Kills Beppi And Gets Contract

**Kore**: Hey Bullmark Eleking!

BE then disappears from once he came.

**Kore**: Were Helping This Cu-...He Gone?

**???**: Anyways, I’m Cacyus. An Ultra just like you. Take this! \*fires a energy blast at Blizzard\*

Blizzard dodges and punches Cacyus in the face, but Cacyus grabs Blizzard's leg and throws him into the air. Blizzard lands and rapidly punches Cacyus' chest

**Blizzard**: Oh wow

**Cacyus**: You’re good.

Redux stands there in silence.

**Cacyus**: But not great \*grabs Blizzard's face and pin him to the ground\*

Blizzard kicks Cacyus away. Redux throws the Dark Giant around with his telepathy, then shoots a slice disk at him. Blizzard then punches Cacyus and fires a specium ray at his color timer at point blank range, cracking it. Blizzard then rips out Cacyus' color timer and punches him in the face. However, Cacyus summons dark energies around him and use that to fix his Color Timer.

Dorobon suddenly appears.

**Blizzard**: Let's fire all our rays at once and kill Cacyus.... and Dorobon

Dorobon then beats Blizzard over the head and steals Cacyus's color timer.

**Blizzard**: Ouch!

**Dorobon**: I HAVE THE POWER!

Cuphead blasts Dorobon and kills him

**Dorobon in his dying momments**: (sad)

**Cacyus**: \*uses the dark energies again and replace his Color Timer\* This is getting annoying

**Blizzard**: \*fires his Specium ray at Cacyus' color timer again and destroys it again\* u mad bro?

**Cacyus**: -\_- \*does the dark thing again\*

Alien Random randomly appears and steals Blizzard's color timer.

**Blizzard**: Darn it!

**Alien Random**: I HAVE THE POWER!

Blizzard changes to Plasma Type and ruthlessly beats up Random

**Blizzard**: Let's end this

Alien Random then explodes not being able to contain THE POWER!

**Redux**: What's happening?

Cacyus summons his Capsule Monster: Zaigorg

Cuphead One Shot’s Zaigorg And Gets Contract

Blizzard blasts Cacyus with a beam so powerful it makes him fly backwards at amazing speeds, over the horizon.

Suddenly OPius shows up and everyone dies.

This time, it ends the RP for real.

**THE END**

## Characters

### GLOMB

* Ultraman Kore
* Ultraman Kee
* Cuphead
* Werner Werman
	+ Normal
	+ Tin Can Tank
	+ Robot Cat
* Beppi the Clown

### BigD

* Ultraman Tiga
	+ Multi Type
* Tyrant
	+ Normal
	+ EX Tyrant II
* Empowered Bemular
	+ Imitation Kyrieloid
	+ Normal
* Chimeraberos
* Cacyus
* Zaigorg

### Furnozilla

* Ultraman Blizzard
	+ Solid Type
	+ Liquid Type
	+ Gas Type
	+ Plasma Type
* Yeedon
* Red Queen
* MK47 Galactron
* Dinosaur Tank
* Gorg Zaigorg
* Gorg Gargorgon

### Emgaltan

* Ultraman Redux
* Sadfish
	+ Normal
	+ Madfish
* Lolons
* Hey U-Toms!
* Smelly Grand King
* Mini Jappas
* EX Five King
* Overweight Melba
* Random Giant Fist
* Zigra
* Gorg Demagorg
* Bullmark Eleking
* Dorobon
* Alien Random

## Kill Count

* Ultraman Tiga: Lolons (First time,) Dinosaur Tank
* Ultraman Kore: Lolons (Second time,) Smelly Grand King, Overweight Melba (Shared,) ~~Blizzard's faith in humanity~~
* Ultraman Kee: Tyrant, Overweight Melba (Shared)
* Yeedon: EX Tyrant II, EX Five King
* Random Giant Fist: Empowered Bemular
* Ultraman Blizzard: Overweight Melba (Shared,) Werner Werman (Shared,) Zigra, Alien Random (Shared)
* Mk47 Galactron: Ultraman Kee
* Chimeraberos: Ultraman Kore (Temporarily,) Himself
* Cuphead: Mk47 Galactron, Werner Werman (Shared,) Beppi (Shared,) Dorobon, Zaigorg
* Zigra: Werner Werman (Shared)
* Bullmark Eleking: Beppi (Shared)
* Alien Random: Himself (Shared)
* Ultraman OPius: Everyone left in the RP

## Trivia

* Kit's criticizing this RP, yet would ironically go on to GM a stage show even cringier and worse than it.
* Kit added OPius because the original RP had no clear ending.