Episode Transcripts

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## Campaigns

* Episode 2: Clash of the Corn Cuties
* Episode 3: After the Afterlife
* Episode 4: Rumble Road
* Episode 5: The Pixie and the Palimpsest
* Episode 6: Brawl at the Black Pit
* Episode 7: Graveyard of Good and Evil
* Episode 8: Havoc on the Half-Pipe
* Episode 9: Dishing with a Demon
* Episode 10: Battle of the Bloodrush Brethren
* Episode 12: The Sisterly Showdown
* Episode 13: First Kisses and Last Words
* Episode 14: Arcade Ambush
* Episode 15: Family in Flames
* Episode 16: Prompocalypse
* Episode 17: Prompocalypse Part 2
* Fantasy High LIVE in Brooklyn
* Fantasy High LIVE at RTX Austin

* Episode 2: 玉米小可爱的冲突
* Episode 3: 在来世之后
* Episode 4: 隆隆路

* Episode 2: Mirror Madness
* Episode 3: Havoc at the Hotel Cavalier
* Episode 4: Heartache on the Celestine Sea
* Episode 5: Leviathan Rock City
* Episode 6: Pirate Brawl
* Episode 7: The Friendship Section
* Episode 8: The Row and the Ruction
* Episode 9: Fallinel
* Episode 10: The Dangerous Mind of Aelwyn Abernant
* Episode 11: Revelations & Revivifications
* Episode 13: Hellbound
* Episode 14: Daddies & Demons
* Episode 15: Blast from the Passed
* Episode 16: My Green Heaven
* Episode 17: The Forest of the Nightmare King
* Episode 18: Fearful Symmetry
* Episode 19: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 1)
* Episode 20: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 2)
* College Visit (RTX @ Home)
* Boys' Night! (Roll20Con)

* Episode 2: Volcano of Violence
* Episode 3: The Caged Elf and the Crown
* Episode 4: Airship Ambush
* Episode 5: Bloodlines and Lifelines
* Episode 6: The Tomb of Ultimate Evil

* Episode 2: Mutant Santa Melee
* Episode 3: Pigeon Plus Ones
* Episode 4: Scramble in the Sewers
* Episode 5: A New York Wedding
* Episode 6: The War of Bugs and Rats
* Episode 7: We Need to Talk About Pete
* Episode 8: Subway Skirmish
* Episode 9: Borough of Dreams
* Episode 11: Home for the Holidays
* Episode 12: Broadway Brawl
* Episode 13: Faeries and Feces
* Episode 14: Showdown at the Stock Exchange
* Episode 15: Hall of Heroes
* Episode 16: Times Squaremageddon
* Episode 17: Times Squaremageddon Pt. 2

* Episode 2: Heaven and Hell On Earth
* Episode 3: The Mystery of the Haunted Subway
* Episode 4: We Need To Talk About Cody
* Episode 5: Trouble at the Tunnel
* Episode 6: Collaborators
* Episode 7: Parade of Peril
* Episode 8: Feasts & Families
* Episode 9: Fight At The Museum
* Episode 11: Let's Get Tiny
* Episode 12: The Battle of the Hot Dog Cart
* Episode 13: Of Rats & Dragons
* Episode 14: History Checks and Lost Dex
* Episode 15: For the Hoard!
* Episode 16: Treachery at Gramercy
* Episode 17: Two Sides of the Same Coin (Part 1)
* Episode 18: Two Sides of the Same Coin (Part 2)

* Episode 2: Chicanery at Shoeby's Casino
* Episode 3: Scheming and Scoring Fairy Dust
* Episode 4: Breaking and Entering
* Episode 5: Fighting with Fire
* Episode 6: The Great Chase

* Episode 2: Ambush on the Sucrosi Road
* Episode 3: Keep Sharp
* Episode 4: The Grand Tournament
* Episode 5: Lapin's Big Day
* Episode 6: Chaos in the Cathedral
* Episode 7: Escape from the Bulb Creeps
* Episode 8: Deep Bleu Sea
* Episode 9: Safe Harbor
* Episode 11: At the Mountains of Sweetness
* Episode 12: Rescue at Buzzybrook
* Episode 13: Family Ties
* Episode 14: Encounter in the Ice Cream Temple
* Episode 15: The Two Balls
* Episode 16: For Candia! (Part 1)
* Episode 17: For Candia! (Part 2)

* Episode 2: The Daughter of Storms
* Episode 3: Into the Sternwood
* Episode 4: I'm Worth This
* Episode 5: Scramble to the Ramble
* Episode 6: The Horizon Beyond the Squall

* Episode 2: A Scandal in Britannia
* Episode 3: A Time For Clues
* Episode 4: The Stabber of the Evening
* Episode 5: The Eye of the Storm
* Episode 6: Busted
* Episode 7: I've Been Here the Whole Time
* Episode 8: Outfoxed
* Episode 9: The Belly of the Beast
* Episode 10: Unfinished Business

* Episode 2: Class Conflict
* Episode 3: Family On Six
* Episode 4: We're the Heroes
* Misfits & Magic Holiday Special
* Misfits and Magic Live at GenCon 2022

* Episode 2: In or Out
* Episode 3: Big City Connections
* Episode 4: Stone Temple Pile-Up
* Episode 5: Reflections
* Episode 6: Belles of the Baronies
* Episode 7: Bloppelganger Blitz
* Episode 8: And Another Thing
* Episode 9: Time and Space
* Episode 10: I Fucking Love You

* Episode 2: Quandary on the Quad
* Episode 3: Parents’ Weekend
* Episode 4: Van Helsing's Party

* Episode 2: Rolling Up the Hill
* Episode 3: Wrecked on Rec 97
* Episode 4: Every Day is Our Wurst Day
* Episode 5: All In A Hot Exit
* Episode 6: On The Run in the Martini Nebula
* Episode 7: Dying Tomorrow, It's a Pleasure
* Episode 8: Wallops at Swallop's
* Episode 9: Baustin Skiffy Limits
* Episode 11: Flee From Fantanimalland
* Episode 12: Go Big or Go Home
* Episode 13: Battle of the Brands
* Episode 14: The House Always Wins
* Episode 15: Face to Face
* Episode 16: Jailbreak
* Episode 17: The Luckless, The Abandoned and the Forsaked (Part 1)
* Episode 18: The Luckless, The Abandoned and the Forsaked (Part 2)

* Episode 2: Attacks on the Tracks
* Episode 3: Let's Kill Everybody
* Episode 4: Waylaid by Werewolves
* Episode 5: Drac's Moved-In Castle
* Episode 6: Feed the Beast

* Episode 2: The Great Hart Hunt
* Episode 3: Duel on the Southern Lawn
* Episode 4: Seaside Teatime
* Episode 5: Through the Hedge Maze
* Episode 6: Of One Mind
* Episode 7: The Masquerade Ball
* Episode 8: The Rule of Sneakery
* Episode 9: Theater of War
* Episode 10: You Will Never Know a Lonely Day Again

* Episode 2: Mirror, Mirror
* Episode 3: No Place For a Prince or Princess
* Episode 4: Once Upon a Time
* Episode 5: Down Came the Rain
* Episode 6: The Curdled Web
* Episode 7: Trouble in Tuffeton
* Episode 8: The Lines Between
* Episode 9: Origins
* Episode 10: The Baron of Bricks
* Episode 12: A Warm Heart and a Tombstone
* Episode 13: Terror on Toy Island
* Episode 14: Daughters of the Crown
* Episode 15: Leap of Faith
* Episode 16: In the Land of Giants
* Episode 17: The Last Wish
* Episode 18: The Trials of Baba Yaga
* Episode 19: The Ending of All Things (Part 1)
* Episode 20: The Ending of All Things (Part 2)

* Episode 2: Bloody Harvest
* Episode 3: Yonder Where the Fruit do be Lyin'
* Episode 4: The Light and the Shadow
* Episode 5: The Seventh Kingdom
* Episode 6: The Heart of the World

* Episode 2: Welcome to the Underworld
* Episode 3: The Time Has Come
* Episode 4: In the Heart of Death

* Episode 2: The Scattered Mind
* Episode 3: F for Freezer
* Episode 4: Grappling with Death
* Episode 5: Emergency Powers
* Episode 6: Case Closed

* Episode 2: Bearing the Scars
* Episode 3: A Second Sun
* Episode 4: Last Bast
* Episode 5: Protect the Light
* Episode 6: Reactor Charlie
* Episode 7: The First Stoats
* Episode 8: Five
* Episode 9: Human
* Episode 10: Evolution and Revolution

* Episode 2: Summer Breakdown
* Episode 3: Not All Who Wanda Are Lost
## Bonus Content

* Episode 2: Escape from the Bloodkeep: Behind the Scenes
* Episode 3: Behind the Scenes: Brennan
* Episode 4: Behind the Scenes: Murph
* Episode 5: Behind the Scenes: Ally
* Episode 6: Behind the Scenes: Zac
* Episode 7: Behind the Scenes: Siobhan
* Episode 8: Behind the Scenes: Lou
* Episode 9: Behind the Scenes: Editors
* Episode 10: Behind the Scenes: Emily
* Episode 11: Behind the Scenes: Art Team
* Episode 13: Starstruck Origins with Elaine Lee (Part 1)
* Episode 14: Starstruck Origins with Elaine Lee (Part 2)
* Episode 15: Starstruck Post Season Talkback with Elaine Lee
* Episode 16: A Starstruck Odyssey: Behind the Scenes
* Episode 17: The Ravening War Behind the Scenes: How it Began
* Episode 18: The Ravening War Behind the Scenes: The Cast
* Episode 19: The Ravening War Behind the Scenes: The Art Team

* Episode 2: Parties Are Weird but Friendship is Dope
* Episode 3: Problem Players & Troublesome Tangents
* Episode 4: Greatest Nat 20 of All Time Transcript

* Episode 2: Fireside Chat with Brennan & Friends (Part 2)

* Stream 6: May 13th, 2020
* Stream 7: May 20th, 2020
* Stream 8: May 27th, 2020
* Stream 9: June 10th, 2020
* Stream 10: June 17th, 2020
* Stream 11: June 24th, 2020
* Stream 12: July 1st, 2020
* Stream 13: July 8th, 2020
* Stream 14: July 15th, 2020
* Stream 15: July 22nd, 2020
* Stream 16: July 29th, 2020

* Episode 2: For the Corn Cuties!
* Episode 3: Choices & Voices
* Episode 4: Zac’s Big Day
* Episode 5: The Jeff Goldblum Episode
* Episode 6: Welcome to Denny’s
* Episode 7: We’ve Got Ink On Our Hands
* Episode 8: War Crimes & Good Times
* Episode 9: Protest, Justice, and Black Lives Matter (Special Episode)
* Episode 11: Soft Hugs
* Episode 12: Twinned Down, Big Business-Style
* Episode 13: Choppy Skullduggery
* Episode 14: Dom Or Be Dommed
* Episode 15: Rude Goldberg and Eartha Crit, Explained
* Episode 16: I Stan The Protestant Work Ethic!
* Episode 17: Burt From Ohio, Thankyousomuch
 \*To honor the Black Lives Matter protests in late May/early June 2020, *Dimension 20* instead held a bail fund fundraiser stream with a number of guest speakers. This stream is listed as episode 9 in Dropout's Adventuring Party series, and can also be viewed for free on YouTube.

* Episode 2: The Buccaneer Buddies Reunite!

* Episode 2: Bon Mots and Bánh Mìs
* Episode 3: The Yellow M&M Is the Funniest Guy Alive
* Episode 4: The Perfect Stack of Pancakes
* Episode 5: The Person Among Muppets
* Episode 6: Thinking About True Clowns
* Episode 7: Character Assassination
* Episode 8: #PrefluorideBoomers
* Episode 9: The Bazathrax and Baby Podcast
* Episode 11: Referral Code ZACOYAMA40MILLION
* Episode 12: Dog Singing and Flesh Papa
* Episode 13: Intrepid Bunnies
* Episode 14: The Lou Show
* Episode 15: I Really Miss Smelling My Friends
* Episode 16: Cody, The Kids, and Lorne Michaels
* Episode 17: Crew Edition

* Episode 2: Tisching All Over the Place
* Episode 3: The Donkey Vibe
* Episode 4: Masculine Fertile
* Episode 5: She Already Happened
* Episode 6: The Roll That Broke Brennan
* Episode 7: The Kevin Bacon of Crime
* Episode 8: Fashion Show!
* Episode 9: Ass-Ass-I-Ate
* Episode 10: Farewell, Sylvan Sleuths!
* Episode 11: Behind-the-Screams (Crew Edition)

* Episode 2: True Facts About McDonald's Apple Pie
* Episode 3: Wet Fire (and Bad News Brooms)
* Episode 4: That's the Squad
* Episode 5: Everybody Put Their Little Stank On It

* Episode 2: How Was This All One Episode
* Episode 3: Schrödinger's Double Slit
* Episode 4: Party Fowl
* Episode 5: Everybody's In Freaking Mirrors
* Episode 6: You Did a Murder, Girl
* Episode 7: Booger Lee Mulligan
* Episode 8: There is Nothing These Women Cannot Do
* Episode 9: I Get This Insight Into  How Your Nasty Little Mind Works
* Episode 10: The Ending of All Things
* Episode 11: Have You Heard Of This Thing Called TaleSpire?
* Episode 12: We All Felt it Was Therapy With Brennan During This Game

* Episode 2: Everyone Put a Finger Down If You Smelled a Chair
* Episode 3: That’s The Beauty of D&D
* Episode 4: I Wish I Had Bitten More People
* Episode 5: Oh No, I’m In Love With Chupacabra

* Episode 2: Was That the Worst Social Interaction in D20 History?
* Episode 3: The Ball Continues Rolling Up
* Episode 4: The Chaos, the Chaos of this Episode
* Episode 5: To Me, This is A Perfect Battle
* Episode 6: Hot Dog Wrapped in Ham
* Episode 7: We've Never Not Hot Exited
* Episode 8: Cool, This Is Not Going According to Plan
* Episode 9: No Heroes
* Episode 11: Randomness Lets Something Amazing Happen
* Episode 12: Prelude to the Tight Pony Episode
* Episode 13: Riva Mάs Vegas
* Episode 14: Life After Debt
* Episode 15: Snake Eyes
* Episode 16: Plug's Butt Ugly Podcast
* Episode 17: Prilbus!
* Episode 18: From Running to Ramming, The Wurst Story
* Episode 19: No Middle Sliders

* Episode 2: Bat Shit Mountain
* Episode 3: Trope Queen
* Episode 4: Werewolf Sex
* Episode 5: Hideo Kojima Mind, Activated!
* Episode 6: Let's Do Shots!
* Episode 7: Butthole Incorporated

* Episode 2: A Diamond Doesn't Know They're a Diamond
* Episode 3: Was Your Father a Meat Burglar?
* Episode 4: Not Bad For a Kid Who Used to Lick Walls
* Episode 5: Trinkets For Everybody
* Episode 6: Knickolas Pterodactyl Hob
* Episode 7: A Spill of Pearls
* Episode 8: Doctor Green Hunter
* Episode 9: Do Clothes Die?
* Episode 10: Schrödinger's Canon
* Episode 11: The Wish Factory

* Episode 2: Mrs. Potts Will Not Be Appearing
* Episode 3: You Got Episode Three'd
* Episode 4: Psychopomp and Circumstance
* Episode 5: Gatorade Shampoo
* Episode 6: The Fable of the Frog and the Scorpion
* Episode 7: The Nat Honey (AKA The A-crit-stant)
* Episode 8: Big Zoom Energy
* Episode 9: I Bet You're Wondering How We Got Into This Mess
* Episode 10: We'll See You in the Soup
* Episode 12: One Un-Donkey Hot Dog
* Episode 13: Level 20 Sciss-her Gal-a-them
* Episode 14: D-Fuckin'-W
* Episode 15: They Might Be Giants
* Episode 16: Save the Goose, Save the World
* Episode 17: Big Aslan Energy
* Episode 18: It Happened
* Episode 19: The Orange Fairy in the Top Hat
* Episode 20: Three Cheers for Jesse Harron
* Episode 21: The Stories Behind the Stories

* Episode 2: A Fun Dark Seed
* Episode 3: On the Glucian Road
* Episode 4: The Mystic River Episode
* Episode 5: Deep in It
* Episode 6: Let's Make Mouth Sounds Together
* Episode 7: A Little More Throat Wattle

* Episode 2: The Bloods and the Crypts
* Episode 3: The Dice Tell the Story
* Episode 4: The Gaming Super Bowl

* Episode 2: In Space No One Can Hear You Cream
* Episode 3: We Are Feeling Machines That Think
* Episode 4: A Random sequence of Events
* Episode 5: You Must Know What You Don't Know
* Episode 6: Bit City USA

* Episode 2: Does a Bear Get Eaten Out in the Woods?
* Episode 3: I'm Here and I'm Jaysohn
* Episode 4: The Bast of Us
* Episode 5: Big Emotions Are so Fun
* Episode 7: If I Had a Nickel
* Episode 8: Everything, Every Stoat, All at Once
* Episode 9: Hey Girl Hey
* Episode 10: Welcome to the Honk Honk Club

* Episode 2: Fs Get Defgrees
* Episode 3: I Wanda'd In
* Episode 2: Keeping a Game Going (with Amy Vorphal)
* Episode 3: Raising the Stakes (with Brian Murphy)
* Episode 4: Playing in a Safe Space (with Erika Ishii)
* Episode 5: Being the Mean DM (with Noah Diamond)
* Episode 6: Finishing a Campaign (with Molly Ostertag)
* Episode 7: Building Your Own Campaign Setting (with Matthew Mercer)
* Episode 8: Leveling Up (with Satine Phoenix)
* Episode 9: What to Do With a Nat 20 (with B. Dave Walters)
* Episode 11: Playing a Cooperative Game (with Nick Marini)
* Episode 12: Healing Through D&D (with Krystina Arielle)
* Episode 13: Reunion with the Cast of Escape From the Bloodkeep
* Episode 14: Reunion with the Cast of Escape From the Bloodkeep Pt. 2
* Episode 15: Introducing Horror to a Game with Ivan Van Norman
* Episode 16: Finding Fun in Failure with Siobhan Thompson
* Episode 17: Killing Off Characters with Jack Covell
* Episode 18: Storytelling As a Game Master with Peter Warren

* Episode 2: See Me In Six Months (with Aabria Iyengar)
* Episode 3: Bardic Inspiration (with Omega Jones)
* Episode 4: The Joy of Mistakes (with Kelly Lynne D’Angelo)
* Episode 5: Fantasy Shapes Reality (with Jennifer Kretchmer)
* Episode 6: There Are Gray Areas In Life (with Orion Black)
* Episode 7: I’m Gonna Have To Prod You, Sparta-Style (with Alicia Marie)
* Episode 8: Murph and Emily’s Friend (with Caldwell Tanner)
* Episode 9: No Introduction Needed (with Emily Axford)
* Episode 10: Leave the Table Better Than You Found It (with Honey and Dice)
* Episode 12: An IRL Paladin (with Tanya DePass)
* Episode 13: The Story of Now (with Deborah Ann Woll)
* Episode 14: Control the Narrative (with Jasmine Bhullar)
* Episode 15: Chasing Noises (with Becca Scott)
* Episode 16: Animating Your Table (with Benjamin Scott)
* Episode 17: Grand Design (with Gabriel Hicks)
* Episode 18: Shout Out To Fluff (with Griffin McElroy)
* Episode 19: Sincerity Is the Key (with Travis McElroy)
* Episode 20: You've Been Called (with Dael Kingsmill)

* Episode 2: What Does ‘Ready’ Mean (with Zac Oyama)
* Episode 3: Represent (with Daniel Kwan)
* Episode 4: Conflict Resolution (with LaTia Jacquise)
* Episode 5: Give People More Room (with Diana Gaeta)
* Episode 6: Making Dinner For Friends (with Eric Silver)

* Episode 2: For the Price of a Dream (with Ross Bryant)
* Episode 3: The Braid of Character, Plot, and World (with Connie Chang)
* Episode 4: The Mythological Meets the Logistical (with Matthew Mercer)
* Episode 5: The New Mr. Peanut (with Lou Wilson)
* Episode 6: Sneak A-Snack (with Sam de Leve)
* Episode 7: Blight, Plants, Birds, and Almonds (with Aabria Iyengar)
* Episode 8: Studying and Training (with Johnny Stanton)
* Episode 9: Honor the Absurd (with Jasmine Bhullar)