Royal Family

The **British Royal Family** is the main cast of The Prince. The family consists of Queen Elizabeth II and all of her living relatives. As such, they make up the monarchy that rules over the United Kingdom.

## Members

* **Queen Elizabeth II** - The queen of England and head of the family. She is a snobbish, uppity, crass, and profane bitch, who has little to no respect for anybody, even certain members of her own family, namely Prince Charles and Camilla Shand. She hates Prince Charles for being such an idiot and refuses to let him become the king. She also hates Camilla for not being as good a wife to Charles as Princess Diana. She is especially rude to her servants, bossing them around, cussing at them, and firing random people on a whim, even if they obeyed her demands perfectly. Her favorite food is the flummery tart, which is a delicious fruity pastry that she absolutely fucking loves.
	+ **WARNING:** FOLLOWING HER DEATH IN REAL LIFE, (EFFECTIVE "09/08/22"), IT CAN BE ASSESSED THAT SHE HAS DIED IN THE SERIES CANON!!!
* **Prince Philip** - The highest ranking prince of England and the ultimate patriarch of the royal family. He is an extremely old, practically dead geezer, who usually just sits around, moaning and screaming incoherently as well as staring off into space and drooling with his face hanging out. He provides nothing of relevance or importance to the family or kingdom and can legally be classified as a corpse.
	+ **WARNING:** FOLLOWING HIS DEATH IN REAL LIFE, (EFFECTIVE "04/09/21"), IT CAN BE ASSESSED THAT HE HAS DIED IN THE SERIES CANON!!!
* **Prince Charles** - The idiotic and submissive dope of a son to Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip. He desperately wants to be the King of England, having waited his entire life for this glorious award but because of his mother's ire, he will seemingly never get his crowning achievement. Although, following the death of The Queen of England in real life, it can be assessed that he actually did become the king in the series canon. He is the father of Prince William and Catherine Middleton, alongst his deceased wife, Princess Diana as their late mother. Prince Charles is annoying, childish and stupid and one of the few family members who does not insult and disrespect people for no reason. However, this changed in "School Musical Part 3", when he was rejected the crown and told by his mummy that she likes it when he disrespects his new wife, Camilla Shand. From then on, Charles hesitantly insulted Camilla in front of the queen just to get on his mummy's good side, though he made it clear that he didn't really hate his wife, he was just doing this for them.
* **Camilla Shand** - The married-in wife of Prince Charles. She is a quiet and submissive woman, who never talks at all and serves as the verbal punching bag of Queen Elizabeth II. She is mainly despised by the family for being a substandard replacement wife to the late and well-beloved, Princess Diana, not being as lovely or exuberant of a character or person. She has little to no personality, whatsoever. Although, she has been described as a charitable and caring woman in "Charity". Camilla is oddly equine, having many horse-like attributes. She had her first and only speaking role in the episode, "School Musical Part 3", exclaiming "Oh! It's hot!" about the hot tea she was drinking.
* **Prince William** - The son of Prince Charles and Princess Diana, the husband of Catherine Middleton, and the father of George, Louis, and Charlotte. He hates his wife and wants to get a divorce with her. He takes great pride in dental hygiene and has some blindingly white, comically over-sized teeth, which he takes great pride in, despite his wife constantly trying to bitterly put him down for it. In "School Musical Part 3", William and Catherine at long last backpedaled on their divorce and stopped with their ever-battling ways, upon joining the competition to see which of the two sons of Elizabeth would get to take over the throne, following her immediate son, Charles' rejection. Since then, the two have turned into an inseparably romantic couple with the primary goal of taking over all of England for themselves.
* **Catherine Middleton** - The married-in wife of Prince William and the mother of George, Louis, and Charlotte. She hates her husband and wants to get a divorce with him, since she regrets ever becoming part of the royal family and yearns to return to the regular life of a humble commoner. On account of her depression and dissatisfaction with life, she has a drinking problem, which her husband often calls her out on, much to her chagrin. Catherine is also a disinterested, apathetic, and uninvolved mother to her children, generally leaving the job of feeding, nursing, and playing with them to the household staff. This became so bad that in "Vacation", George didn't even recognize who she was or understand why she was talking to him, when she suggested he go play outside. In "School Musical Part 3", William and Catherine at long last backpedaled on their divorce and stopped with their ever-battling ways, upon joining the competition to see which of the two sons of Elizabeth would get to take over the throne, following her immediate son, Charles' rejection. Since then, the two have turned into an inseparably romantic couple with the primary goal of taking over all of England for themselves.
* **Prince George** - The great grandson of the royal Queen of England and IIIrd in line for the throne, (IInd, in lieu of of the death of Queen Elizabeth), as the first-born son of William and Catherine and also the main character of the series. He is a snarky, sarcastic, mean, catty little rich boy, who spends his days, browsing *Twitter*, watching trash TV, listening to crappy pop music, and staying up-to-date with the disastrous lives of pathetic B-list celebrities just so that he can laugh all about it from inside his beautiful, magestic palace of luxury. George has a flamboyant and effeminate personality, being into fashion and theater, alluding to the trope of a stereotypical homosexual, suggesting that he might be a member of the LGBT community. George is a grotesquely overprivileged white boy, who is used to having everything handed to him on a silver platter, literally, by his loyal personal butler, Owen, who serves him hand and foot and is kind of the closest thing he has to an actual friend, aside from Sebastian and Dinesh from his school. Due to him always getting what he wants and being treated as the center of attention in his sheltered little reverb chamber of love and affection, George has a massively overinflated ego and gets extremely mad if he doesn't get his way. Because of this, several things are unfairly rigged in his favor, such as in "Date Night", when he won the science fair, despite clearly cheating and in "School Musical Part 2", where he was given the part of *Oliver Twist* in the school play, despite being a putrid singer and Sebastian being a largely superior contender. Despite his assholic attitude, it's clear that deep down, George may actually have a heart of gold that he just doesn't know how to access yet, due to being raised in a sheltered environment, where he's surrounded mainly by such selfish and spiteful role models. This comes out in episodes like "Owen" and "The Flummery Tart", where he see brief moments of genuine compassion that George shows for his butler, Owen, seemingly wanting to pursue a real friendship with someone. He also has moments of introspection, as seen in "School Musical Part 3", where he reflects on how he is as a person and wants to hear unfiltered and honest criticisms about himself, rather than the endless shower of empty compliments he always gets. It's important to remember that George is very young and due to his age and sheltered environment, he doesn't know how to act like a good person, despite deep down, really wanting to be one.
* Princess Charlotte
* Prince Louis
* Prince Harry
* Meghan Markle
* Archie Mountbatten-Windsor

## Trivia

* Several members of the royal family have not directly appeared in the series:
	+ Princess Anne, the second-born child of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip and Princess Royal of the family, who does charity work for children's sports, scientific studies, and the disabled and has a passion for riding horses.
		- Mark Phillips, the ex-husband of Princess Anne, and an Olympic gold-medal winning horseman.
			* Peter Phillips, the son of Princess Anne and her ex-husband, Mark Phillips, who works in sports management, specifically for formula one racing.
			* Zara Rindall, the daughter of Princess Anne and her ex-husband, Mark Phillips, who takes after her parents in being a professional equestrian.
		- Sir Timothy Laurence, the second husband of Princess Anne, and a retired Royal NAVY officer.
	+ Prince Andrew, the third-born child of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, who has recently gone under fire for his involvement in a sex trafficking ring with Jeffrey Epstein.
		- Sarah Ferguson, the wife of Prince Andrew and the Duchess of York.
			* Princess Beatrice, the first-born daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson. She works as a software engineer and also does charity work for teenagers with cancer.
				+ Edoardo Mozzi, the husband of Princess Beatrice, who works as a dyslexic property developer of Italian descent.
					- Upcoming Baby, the currently unborn child of Princess Beatrice and Edoardo Mozzi, who is expected to be born sometime in late 2021. Obviously, this baby has not appeared due to not being born during production of the first season or even the airing of the series.
			* Princess Eugenie, the second-born daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson. She is a history buff with a degree in art and a career in anti-slavery charity work.
				+ Jack Brooksbank, the husband of Princess Eugenie, who works as a bartender.
					- August Brooksbank, the newborn son of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank.
	+ Princess Diana is the first wife of Prince Charles, who died in a car accident. She has not appeared in the series, although she was mentioned in "Unfollow", when Kelly Ripa told him that she liked his old wife better.
	+ Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor is the newborn baby of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. She has also yet to appear, due to her being born during the final days of production for the first season.