Thirty-six

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***Chapter 58***

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I had once again been woken up by the plane landing, I looked up at Tommy who quickly kissed my forehead before we got up from our seats.

“so where are we staying Wilby?” I asked as we stepped out of the airport, into the cold December air.

“well we have about an hour car ride, and then we will be in the quaint town of Rothenberg ob der tauber” Wilbur said in a German accent, the group oohed and awed.

“Wilbur aren’t you tired? I can drive if you want?” Dream offered; Wilbur had done nearly all the driving on the trip.

“no I love driving, and im wide awake.” Wilbur waved him off as we approached the car he had just rented. A light snow had started, and the twinkling lights lines the streets, along with multiple Christmas trees scattered around.

The drive was mellow, after sleeping a large portion of the plane ride, I was pretty restless. So I leaned my head against the cold window, glancing at the pretty stars. The car came to a stop, and I noticed people were getting out. I had zoned out the entire ride, and it was sort of refreshing.

“this is adorable” I stepped out of the car and saw multiple-colored houses lining the streets.

“it looks like England but with pretty colors” Tubbo smiled.

“es ist wunderbar” Niki murmured as she admired the nostalgic town.

“I like your funny words magic man” I said as Wilbur opened the front door of the small cottage.

Once we explored the house and settled in, the group went straight to bed, after the long plane ride and then drive, we all had been very tired.

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I woke up again next morning resting in Tommy’s arms, I didn’t even remember falling asleep. I was so tired that everything after stepping into the house was blurry.

“hello!” in a cushiony chair across the room, Tubbo was staring at his phone.

“good morning” I turned my head to Tubbo, who was smiling like an idiot.

“what’s wrong?” I asked confused at his giggly manner.

“you guys are just so adorable” he shook his head as he went back to looking at his phone.

“thanks for the compliment?” I chuckled lightly before resting my head back down.

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“so what’s the plan for the day?” everyone had woken up by this point,

“well we have your birthday tomorrow…” Wilbur grinned,

“oh wait—that’s tomorrow” I picked up my phone to see that it was indeed December 13th,

“It is tomorrow, and I have a little plan” Wilbur sang the last part.

“oh really?

“mhmmm” Wilbur nodded slowly, trying to hide his smile.

“alright then…” I said in a suspicious manner, pointing my fingers at my eyes and back at Wilbur.

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“Ich liebe diese Stadt so sehr, dass sie mich an mein Zuhause erinnert” Niki gushes as we walk the slightly snowy streets of Rothenburg. We all nod at the foreign language, being slightly intimidated by it.

“Niki what do you think we should do?” Iris asks,

“I have a couple ideas” Niki giggled as she led us down another street,

“are we walking?” Alex groaned,

“every divorced dad needs to get their daily steps in” Iris tsked,

“yes, we are walking, but it’ll be worth it” Niki answered, not losing her joy. The music filled the streets despite the bitter cold, and the smell of the German delicacies warmed us up.

After about another 20 minutes of the group walking we approached a huge old building, large stained-glass windows decorated the building, large steps were used to approach it, and thick pillars accented it.

“this is so cool Niki—but what is it?” I asked, looking up at the architecture.

“just watch—” We got to the front doors of the building, they were tall double doors, with a dark wood. Niki used both her hands to open them, and what was inside amazed the whole group.

“Niki—did you take us to worship and prayer?” Tubbo giggled, admiring the inside of a large church.

“Im not even religious—i just think you guys would like to see what’s inside” she pulled the group to the pews, everything was decorated with candles, a faint sound of piano music was heard in the distance.

“Dream im surprised there isn’t a statue of you up there, you are Jesus after all”  Tubbo laughed.

“Isn’t Ranboo god or something?” I asked, remembering a bit Tommy and Tubbo did recently,

“Techno is also the blood god” Niki mentioned,

“im the president” Schlatt announced, which had nothing to do with the situation, but still made the group crumble into laughter,

“why do all of us have some sort—of god complex or something” I said in between laughs.

“ok so they would have a statue of, Dream, Ranboo, Techno, and Schlatt?” Alex counted on his fingers, “might as well add me to the mix since I have the fattest ass in the cabinet”

“it’s—not even a—democracy –this is a church” Tommy wheezed,

“so when we leave the building, can we just go up to someone and fill in a request form or…” Techno trailed off humorously, which made the group giggle more as they walked through the church.

“I just imagine—they put a—huge smiley face—just in the middle” Ranboo laughed, in between words.

“along with just the tall ass enderman—and—and an anarchist pig” I had to hold on to Tommy to stop myself from doubling over with laughter.

After looking through the church pews, we made our ways to another separate hallway, filled with historical paintings. We admired, (laughed at some) for nearly an hour. Niki was right, this place was very cool, none of us were religious in any way, and yet we still enjoyed our time there.

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***Chapter 59***

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“this isn’t even the main part that I wanted to show you guys” Niki said giddily as we made our way to another end of the huge building.

“ooh really?” I widened my eyes in excitement,

“yes, follow me” she ushers us back out of the church, across the street a small coffee shop is placed.

“you wanted to show us a coffee shop?” Tubbo asks,

“everybody gets hot cocoa, and then I will show you guys the place” she explains.

“hot cocoa?” I ask excited, and Niki nods.

“I love hot cocoa” I smile as Tommy hands me one.

“anything with high amounts of sugar im in” Ranboo exclaims.

“aye same” I high five him as Niki leads us down another street.

“Niki how do you know this place so well” I ask as we strolled,

“My family used to visit as a kid, it had left my memory until Will mentioned he wanted to go” she explains. Another 10 or so minutes of walking go by,

“is she going to mug us?” Tommy chuckles nervously,

“Niki could take on all of us” I agree.

“im not going to mug you, now look” we approach yet again another large building, this one looks more like a castle. Over a hillside, is a beautiful snow sprinkled garden, full of statues, gazebos, etc.

“woah” I whisper, everyone else awes in silence for multiple moments.

“this is what I wanted to show you all” she walked down a path to the long rows of garden, even with no flowers blooming, the garden was still vibrant with wintery vines spiraling up the ancient stone, where a thin blanket of snow lay.

“are we in like one of those enchanted fairy forest things from the movies?” Iris blinked a couple times as we continued through the garden,

“maybe, we’ll never know for sure” I mentioned.

“so when’s Tinkerbelle gonna fly out and give me fairy powers?” Ranboo asked,

“you’d be such a tall fairy” I laughed,

“I’d be a cool fairy, like maybe I’d have telekinesis powers or something” Ranboo moves his hands in motions to represent what he was saying.

“can fairies have telekinesis?” I asked,

“I don’t know, but if I was a fairy that’d be my power” he affirmed,

“I feel like it would be like teleporting or something” Tubbo joined our conversation,

“yeah! you’d be like an ender-fairy! That would be so cool!” I gushed,

“Techno would be a blood fairy” Tubbo noted,

“Dream would be like one of those really fast ones so he just speedrun’s everything” I added,

“Niki’s already a fairy” Wilbur patted her head as we walked,

“Wilbur would be the musical fairy” Ranboo mentioned,

“I can carry a lyre around and sing like Orpheus” Wilbur giggled,

We continued to converse about what type of fairy’s we would be as we walked around the garden for nearly an hour as we all finished our hot chocolate.

“do you guys want to head home, we can stop by the bakery and get some Franzbrötchen” Niki pondered,

“Franzbrötchen?” I asked,

“It’s basically like a cinnamon roll—and croissant”

“I like the sound of that” I rubbed my hands together to bring some warmth into them, Tommy notices and grabs my hand, intertwining it into his.

“aww” Tubbo whispers just behind us.

“Tubbo I swear—”

“shh, let him fangirl” I nudge Tommy.

We were making out way back into the heart of the town, the streets filled with cute shops.

“bakery!” Alex cheered as we approached the sweet-smelling building,

“slow down small Q no need to rush” Iris exclaimed,

“you’re shorter than me!” Alex replied,

“at least I didn’t stop growing in the fifth grade” Iris sighed,

“I hate you” Alex chastised,

“I hate myself too! We have so much in common!” Iris smiled sarcastically,

We walked into the small pastry shop, an older lady at the front counter.

“können wir Franzbrötchen haben?” Niki asks the old lady, and she nods. She then gives us a small box filled with them, and we make our way back to the rental house.

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“it smells good” Wilbur said as Niki handed each of us one of the pastries. We all enjoy our sweet treat and discuss the current socioeconomic climate in America.

“what does that even mean?” Tubbo asked,

“y’know the triangle shirtwaist factory was—” Schlatt started, and the entire group groaned.

“14-year-old girls, they all died, blah blah blah” Alex started listing the events.

“don’t speak of the shirtwaist women in vain” Schlatt threatened,

We continued to joke around for a while, the sun had set, and the glow from the outside lights illuminated the lightly falling snow.

“you guys wanna watch a movie?” Dream suggests,

“does anyone have a certain film in mind?” Wilbur asks,

“I kinda want to watch a sad movie, but still funny” Ranboo exclaims, the group agrees.

“well then we watch Heathers” I said knowingly.

“Heathers?” Tubbo ponders,

“perfect mix of sorrow, but still has a comedic effect” I explained.

“since when are you a knower of all movies?” Tommy contemplated,

“you fail to notice I introduced you to two wonderful movies on this trip, you name a movie I’ve probably watched” I leaned against the wall.

“any?” Tubbo awes,

“any” I confirm,

“you’ve got mail?” Iris puzzled,

“pretty underrated”

“The 2019 production of Cats?” Alex laughed,

“I will never get that hour and fifty minutes back” I scoffed,

“Wilbur wants to kill himself?” Wilbur interrogates, the group is taken back by the name.

“wait what—” Tubbo whips his head to Wilbur,

“I cried—a lot” I nod.

“no guys not actually—it’s the name of a movie” Wilbur explains,

“well after the release of jubilee line—” Tommy points out.

“No its actually just a really sad movie about a guy named Wilbur who wants to jump off a building” I disclosed. The group nodded in relief.

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***Chapter 60***

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***Warning: slight heathers references***

“so we can watch Heathers?” I ask, flopping onto the couch.

“yes, kids killing other kids, im all in” Techno affirms,

We watched Heathers, and the group enjoyed comparing JD to Wilbur’s character in the SMP.

“the curse of the trench coat” I sighed,

“don’t forget the slight e-boy hair but not quite full-on e-boy, just angsty guy with a sad past” Ranboo laughed,

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“oh em gee JD’s not like other girls, he sits in the back and acts all suspicious” Dream does the Debby Ryan.

“greetings and salutations” Tubbo repeats, “I like that”

“glowing regards typa beat” I say, and Wilbur laughs.

***a/n: only a small amount of people will get this- if you do please marry me***

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“imagine your last words being corn nuts” Ranboo chuckled,

“couldn’t be me” I laughed.

“mine would be pog” Tommy says blankly,

“mine is, lawyers don’t die, they go to a special place” Tubbo quoted from his Big law bit.

“I would have a really dramatic awakening of sorts, and just say a random date and time, and die, then leave everyone to freak out over the random date and time” Wilbur explains before laughing manically.

About halfway through the movie, my eyes had gotten heavy. I wrapped my arms around Tommy’s waist, and he set his chin atop my head. I heard a hushed awe come from Tubbo as he saw the interaction before I fell asleep.

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“she’s such a Sagittarius” Wilbur chuckled as I woke up to a conversation happening right were we had all fell asleep.

“is that supposed to be a compliment?” I ask, peeling open my eyes. Tubbo was slightly startled by my sudden awakening,

“how long have you been listening to us?” he said wide eyed,

“I just woke up to Wilbur bashing me for being a proud sag” I sat up against the couch, Tommy still asleep.

“I wasn’t bashing you, just explaining how you fit the stereotypical Sagittarius personality”

“aren’t I like spontaneous—and sincere—or something?” I rubbed my eyes,

“pretty much” Wilbur nodded,

“Happy Birthday Ollie!” Niki smiled as she walked into the living room.

“it’s my birthday—oh so that’s why we’re talking about my zodiac?” I realized,

“it’s Schlatt, Dreams and Techno’s last full day, so we’re going to make it fun” Wilbur wiggled his eyebrows as he explained.

“oh I have a present for you Ollie! Please give me your address” Tubbo pulls out his phone,

“you don’t have to give me a present tubbo” I state simply,

“well im going to anyway, gimme the address” he repeats,

“wait I think I still have it from when we picked her up—” Wilbur then pulled out his phone to search for my address.

“HA I found it” Will cheered after a minute, “I’ll send it to the group chat”

“you guys are ridiculous” I scoff,

“you’re just going to be bombarded with multiple packages in about two weeks from now” Niki laughed, and I put my head in my hands. As Iris pulled out her phone to put in my address she gasped,

“Ranboo—look” she frantically showed Ranboo my address, where he gasped too.

“what?” I ask as the group try’s to figure out the source of their eagerness,

“you live like—twenty minutes away from my apartment” Iris laughed along with Ranboo.

“I do?” I raised my eyebrows at the coincidence,

“yes! This—this is so funny” Ranboo giggled,

“wait—so you’re telling me, Ollie, Ranboo, and Iris all live close to each other?” Clay wheezed,

“Im so excited for all the in-person streams we’re going to do together” Ranboo smiled,

“we should all live together, call ourselves some weird ass name, get money off of it, and then proceed to take a percentage of everyone’s earnings” I mocked the past youtuber house’s.

***a/n: \*cough cough\* team 10 \*cough cough\* hype house \*cough cough\* clout gang \*cough cough\* FaZe clan \*cough cough\****

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“so Ollie, do you know what time exactly you were born?” Wilbur crossed his legs over as he asked.

“it was at night, around 10 I believe” I searched my brain.

“any ideas for a specific time around 10?”

“10:08” Tommy blurted,

“why 10:08?” I chuckle,

“just because” he shrugged,

“ooh Ollie wanna hear the things you’ll be able to do once you turn seventeen?”

“yes please” I clapped my hands as Wilbur started to read out,

“you can become a blood donor”

“I’ll have to donate it to the blood god himself” I put my hands in a praying position and nodded at Techno,

“you can attend R-rated movies by yourself”

“im such an adult” I sighed sarcastically,

“you can enlist in the military”

“im gonna drop the streaming thing and just join the army” I smirked,

“you can buy a pet without an adult signature” Wilbur

“wait really? Im so going to get a pet!” i whooped,

“oh my god. Ollie—you can practice magic outside of Hogwarts!” Wilbur gasped delightfully.

“I CAN APPARATE AND DISAPPARATE OH MY GOD IM SO OP” I laughed,

“OLLIE CAN WE BE LIKE FRED AND GEORGE ONCE I TURN SEVENTEEN” Tubbo cheered,

‘YES WE CAN BE TWIN JOKESTERS AND WE OPEN A SHOP—THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT” Me and Tubbo continued to gush about our Hogwarts plans as the group watched out eagerness.

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***Ollieinnit4ever | @Ollieinnit***

Why yall like me so much im literally a ship account ✌

***↳ Bree | @ItsBree***

Because you’re cool

***↳ Ollie | @OllieMolly***

vouch

***↳ Ollieinnit4ever | @ollieinnit***

Thanks bree and Ollie <3

***↳ Bree | @ItsBree13***

You’re welcome :)

***↳ jade | @jadebennet***

Bree can we be friends?

***↳ Bree | @ItsBree13***

Ofc :D

***↳ jade | @jadebennet***

YAY <3333

***↳ Ollieinnit4ever | @ollieinnit***

Wtf if this?

***↳ jade | @jadebennet***

Me and bree are friends, are you jelly? :)

***↳ Bree | @ItsBree13***

We can all be friends!

***↳ Olleinnit4ever | @ollieinnit***

I just didn’t think my big sister would steal my friend like that. Dhmu, going dark 💔 😔

***↳ jade | @jadebennet***

Suck it.

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“we’re going to dinner tonight, so we shall all dress fancy” Wilbur smiled,

“fancy?” i widened my eyes in giddiness,

“yes, fancy” He repeated,

“In the meantime, what should we do?”

“have you guys ever been ice-skating?” Niki quizzed,

“im literally so good at ice skating” I nodded slowly,

“since when are you so good at ice skating?” Tommy smirked,

“since the first f\*ckin grade you moron”

“prove it” he challenged,

“is there an ice-skating rink round these parts” I said to Niki in a southern accent,

“i remember there was one when I was a kid, but I’ll check” Niki pulls out her phone for locations.

“can I come?” Tubbo asked,

“Everyone can come!” I cheer, and Tubbo smiles.

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***ollie | @OllieMolly***

Just re-watched to all the boys I’ve loved before and remembered how cringy straight couples are /hj

***↳  Tommy | @tommyinnit***

Oh.

***↳ ollie | @OllieMolly***

Tommy we’re lesbians.

***↳ Quackity | @Quackity4k***

When did you have the time to watch a whole 1h 40m movie?

***↳ ollie | @OllieMolly***

I speedran it.

***↳ Dream | @Dream***

DUDUDUDU

***↳ ollie | @OllieMolly***

Please stop using jokes that are about you on others. It’s not good for the socioeconomic climate in America.

***↳ Schlatt | @Jschlatt***

Vouch

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“ground rules, um—no one break a bone—that’s it” Wilbur explained as we tied our skates on.

“got it dadbur” I saluted before sliding onto the ice with ease, I wasn’t bluffing about my weirdly good ice-skating skills.

“you’ve got to be kidding me” Tommy deadpanned as I flipped him off.

“well butter my buns and call me betty Crocker! I wasn’t lying!” I shouted as I got farther away from the group.

To our surprise, not many others were visiting the ice rink. (woah what a coincidence maybe the author of this hell hole of a book is too lazy to think of common sense and maybe a time line that fits or a plot that isn’t insanely scattered idk just a thought)

“I don’t see a problem with this” Schlatt said as he Schlatt-walked onto the rink.

“Schlatt—big bro—home slice—you need to slide—don’t take your feet off the ground” I exclaimed,

“Im not going to skate I refuse” Techno shook his head as Wilbur attempted to shove him onto the ice.

Alex was purposely scraping his blades against the rink, making small shaves of ice fly up, explaining how it looked like drugs. While Ranboo inched against the side, holding on for dear life.

“why’s it so cold in here” Dream wasn’t used to the colder climate of Germany, since he had been a Florida man his entire life.

“it’s an ice rink, its ice” Wilbur laughed.

“Tommy are you going to baby-rage now?” I laughed,

“no I will not baby rage” he slid over to me, wobbling slightly.

“do you want me to pull you?” I ask excitedly as he grabs my hand.

“no I think Im fine—” before I finished the sentence, I started sliding against the ice, getting faster with every step.

“no no no no Molly no no—” he pulled back, but I just continued to speed up.

“you ready?” I ask,

“ready for what—HOLY F\*CKIN SH\*T” i started going full speed in the middle of his sentence, making him panic. Which made me laugh as we zoomed around the rink.

“don’t let go” I chuckled and held onto his hand tighter as we spun around, changing direction.

“IM NOT GOING TO F\*CKIN LET GO HOLY—”  he continued to panic, I caught a glimpse of the rest of the group laughing as they watched.

“im going to die, this is it, guess it’s a good thing I thought of my last words yesterday, I would say pog, but this is anything but pog” Tommy rambled as I continued to speed around.

As I watched Tubbo laugh, I got an idea, “Tommy, we’re going to pass by the group, and I want you to pull onto Tubbo”

“I would do anything to make tubbo suffer” he nodded as we approached the group.

“Tubbooooooo” I waved as we passed, and Tommy grabbed onto his shirt.

“WHAT THE F\*CK” he yelled as he tried to balance himself.

“ARE WE STARTING A CONGA LINE OR SOMETHING” Tubbo said frantically.

“sure why not, next time we come around get Ranboo” I nodded towards the tall figure who was laughing.

“Tubbo I swear to god stop almost falling” Tommy yelled as Tubbo clung onto him.

“Ok here we go” we once again looped the rink, and Tubbo snatched onto Ranboo, who abruptly stopped laughing.

“oh my oh my oh my” we watched him panic in same fashion to the rest,

“this is enough people for the line, I don’t think I can hold on to more of you nimrods” I nodded as we continued to skate in a line, Tommy and Tubbo had gotten sort of a hang of it,

“im feel like—sonic” Ranboo said in his sonic impression,

“well sonic, on 3 im going to let go, and you’re all going to spin around”

“NO WHAT” Tommy clutched onto my hand tighter,

“you can do it” I scoffed,

“I will fall” he whined,

“and so will Ranboo” I said as I fastened up once again,

“hey—” Ranboo protested,

“I’ll spin with you, so we don’t fall” I assured,

“I hate all of you” Tommy pointed to the rest of the group laughing at “panicinnit”

“ok ready gang?” Tubbo and Ranboo nodded excitedly,

“1, 2, 3” Tubbo let go, and he glided with his hands out for a couple seconds, before crashing to the ground and dying of laughter. Ranboo laughed at Tubbo as he glided too, before having the same fate.

“wooooo” I spun around with Tommy, him almost losing his balance. “wasn’t that fun!”

“that was an entire out of body experience” Tommy looked shaken up as he laid down on the ice.

“I don’t know whether I want to throw up or snort a line” I lied down next to him.

“its your birthday” Tommy smiled,

“yes—and?” I pulled out my words in confusion.

“happy birthday” he turned to me,

“thanks” I didn’t know the real reason for this, but my entire stomach turned into butterflies at his words.

“the floor is cold” I said flustered.

“it’s ice” he nodded,

“that makes sense” I sighed happily, admiring life itself.

“yo Romeo and Juliet” Wilbur yelled,

“Romeo and Juliet died asshole” I yelled,

“and?”

“are you insinuating that we will both commit suicide for each other” I stayed laying down as we shouted,

“I would” Tommy whispered

“same broski” I gave him a fist bump as we got up and made our way to the group.

“we should all play tag” Dream challenged.

“FREEZE TAG—because we’re on ice..” Tubbo looked at our surroundings

“oh its on like donkey Kong” I wiggled my eyebrows,

“Ollie’s has a advancement, she’s basically a professional!” Alex protested,

“were you forced to take lessons for 5 years? I didn’t think so duck man” I refuted,

“why are you so feisty today?” Niki asked,

“I feel in a funny mood” I sighed.

“understandable” she grinned.

“ok gang, every person for themselves, except for the taggers” Wilbur explained,

“can I be a tagger?” I joked,

“no please don’t let her be the tagger then she’ll win” Tommy groaned,

“fine I won’t unfreeze you b\*tch” I rolled my eyes.

“Tommy and Tubbo, your taggers this round” Wilbur pulled them in front of the group.

“give us like a ten second head start” Clay got in a competitive position.

“ok uh—1, 2, 3 , 4—” Tubbo started counting, which caught us off guard.

“wait were going now—” I started skating backwards away from Tubbo and Tommy.

“10” Tubbo finished, and went straight for Ranboo, who was already laughing at the mess.

“Tommy I swear to god himself if you come for me I will end your bloodline” I accused as I continued to skate backwards.

“im going to get Wilbur first, then you better watch out” He pointed to me as he inched towards a scrambling Will.

I skated over to Niki, who was attempting to blend in with the wall. Which wasn’t really working for her.

“you need help?” I held my hand out to her,

“yes” she giggled as I pulled her along the side, watching the others get tagged.

“ok let’s help Ranboo—he’s on the floor” I chuckled at the him sprawled out on the ice.

After having Ranboo join us, Me and Niki were separated due to Tubbo targeting her. Tommy was on Wilbur’s tail, who was externally and internally freaking out.

Ranboo skated off to Iris, so that left me to laugh over Schlatt nearly falling every two seconds.

“ha b\*tch” Tommy came up behind me, which scared the living and dead daylights out of me.

“HOLY—” I widened my eyes at his creepiness.

“did It hurt?” he muttered,

“when I fell from heaven? Yes it did actually—”

“no, when you fell for me” he smirked as he skated away, leaving me flustered, and frozen to my spot.

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***Chapter 62***

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“what was that?” I mouthed to him as he kept the grin plastered on his face, he simply just shrugged.

“i—” I stuttered to myself until Dream skated up to me,

“I totally heard that, and all I have to say is get it girl” he untagged me, but I still stood still, confused.

“c’mon shawty you gotta be the alpha male—or female, get him back” Clay nudged towards Tommy, who was laughing at Schlatt sitting on the ground.

“do you know how to hack onto public speakers?” I asked as I produced an idea. Tubbo had fallen into a fit of laughter on the ground, making the group stop the game momentarily.

“of course I do” he said, pulling out his phone. I selected the song I had in mind and started to skate towards Tommy.

“come with me” I tugged onto Tommy’s hand, and he followed confused.

The radio music abruptly changed, and the Ice skate rink workers didn’t seem to mind, for they had barely looked at our group the entire time we’d been here.

***a/n: start playing this as you read  (prune you talk funny, by Gus Dapperton)***

The beginning notes started, and I pulled Tommy along, speeding up faster.

**I like the way that words come out your mouth**

**It takes me many miles to make them out**

**And strawberry sits superbly with you**

**Go on and lick me love, I'm jelly in my shoes**

“not this again—” Tommy started,

“shh”

**And I would tread upon flowerbeds to stare and stop**

**A hominid twas blossoming from soot and sod**

**Oh, Prune**

**Eating all my food,**

I turned around to face tommy, who was still trying to figure out exactly what I was doing,

**Well you're like the bum**

**Who begged and pegged me up all wrong**

**I've got no two cents, no sense at all**

**Well you're like the bum**

**Who begged and pegged me up all wrong**

**I've got no two cents, no sense at all**

I mouthed along the words as I danced, continuing to skate fast around the rink.

**I like the way you decorate your neck**

**It takes me just a sec to break a sweat**

**And russet rims portray that of a goon**

**Go on and test me love like sipping from a spoon**

“what is this—” Tommy laughed as I grooved along.

“just dance with me!” I moved our arms back and forth,

**And I would tread upon flowerbeds to stare and stop**

**A hominid twas blossoming from soot and sod**

**Prune**

“ok, were going to spin again, you ready?”

“oh god—”

“trust me it’ll be worth it” I gave him a goofy grin.

**Eating all my food**

**Well you're like the bum**

**Who begged and pegged me up all wrong**

**I've got no two cents, no sense at all**

**Well you're like the bum**

**Who begged and pegged me up all wrong**

As the last line started, i pulled Tommy closer, making us spin

**I've got no two cents, no sense at all,**

The verse was ending, and I pulled Tommy closer, cupping his face, and softly kissing him. The last notes played as we spun slower and slower. I pulled away to see a red Tommy.

“HA MISSION ACOMPLISHED B\*TCH BOY” Dream yelled,

“i—” Tommy tried to start a sentence,

“payback” I mouthed as I skated away, similar to what he did.

“that was the most badass thing I’ve ever seen” Iris high fived me,

“im lonely” Ranboo sighed as he leaned against the wall,

***a/n: literally all of my readers right now: HI RANBOO HI HELLO HI, YOU CAN BE LONELY WITH ME HI MY BELOVED!*** 🙈🙈✨✨💖💖💞💞💞💞🙈✨✨💍💍💍💍

“im literally right here!” Tubbo gasped dramatically, “Michael would be so disappointed” he scoffed.

“oops” Ranboo chuckled.

We continued to skate around on the ice for another hour, playing games and watching Tubbo and Ranboo fall down together numerous times.

“It’s lunch time kiddos, what do we want to eat” Wilbur ruffled my hair as we took our skates off

“junk food” I smiled,

“let’s get some junk food then” Wilbur looped his arm around mine, and we skipped away from the ice rink area, leaving most of the group behind.

“so how’s your birthday so far?” he asked.

“wonderful” I hummed,

“y’know Niki told me something earlier today—and this is just a statement im not insinuating anything but,” Wilbur brought his voice to a whisper, “the legal drinking age in Germany is 16”

“ok,” I dismissed his statement until it hit me “—oh” I turned to him, and he wiggled his eyebrows.

“what is that supposed to mean?”

“I said I wasn’t insinuating anything” he played it off as we crossed the street,

“Wilbur are you trying to make me a stoner AND an alcoholic?” I joked,

“I SAID I wasn’t insinuating anything, now we need to find a market” he changed the subject, but still had a subtle smirk on his face.

“you bastard” I muttered; the group started to catch up with us.

“CHIPS!” Ranboo yelled at Tubbo.

“CRISPS!” Tubbo yelled back,

“THEY ARE CALLED CHIPS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU” Ranboo held out his hands in disappointment.

“the husbands are fighting” I tsked.

“HOW DO YOU CALL THEM CHIPS LIKE DO THEY CHIP YOUR TEETH? NO YOU CALL THEM CRISPS BECAUSE THEY ARE CRISPY” Tubbo attested.

“THEY DON’T CHIP YOUR TEETH, AND THERES MULTIPLE OTHER CRISPY FOODS” Ranboo face palmed.

***a/n: im just gonna feature British and American foods, im not 100% sure if Germany has them, but we can all use our 💞 imagination 💞***

We walked into the small grocery store, and I instantly walked towards the candy, Ranboo took Tubbo to the chip isle to prove his point.

I glanced at the large assortment of sweets when two hands covered my eyes from behind, which caught me off guard.

“what is your problem with scaring me today” I said blankly.

“its fun” Tommy giggled as he laid his head atop mine, I reached up and fluffed his hair.

“what candy do you want kind sir?’ I pondered,

“well ma’am I would just steal portions of anything you get because I know you are going to purchase numerous amounts of sugar” Tommy explained,

“that’s fair, pleasure working with you sir”

“likewise” he said softly.