Be Careful What You Wish For/Quotes

## Quotes

**Regina Mills**: Sorry I'm late. This whole proper "Queen" thing is still new.

**Alice Jones**: You needn't apologize, Your Majesty. Time is merely an illusion.

**Regina Mills**: Thank you, Alice, but you can still call me Regina...

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Thank God; I wouldn't like to go around saying "Aunt Your Majesty".

**Regina Mills**: (*nervously laughs*) Please don't.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: I eventually got my magic back after I was banished by those two *simpletons* 35 years ago. And I had to reteach myself everything because Rumplestiltskin had ulterior motives. But I've had *more* than enough time to reclaim my status as the most powerful sorceress in the land, and you'll be glad to hear that I can make us all *young* again!

**Maleficent (Wish Realm)**: Nonsense. That's incredibly elite magic. I've only heard of fairies and Dark Ones with such power.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: Not anymore.

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: I bet you're wondering who I am, Regina.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: Perhaps.

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: Let's just jump straight to the point. We're sisters.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: (*laughs*) You're nothing but a delusional nobody who... Wait a second. Are you the Wicked Witch of the West?

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: Who I am is your half-sister. Cora abandoned me years before your birth, because I wasn't the royal baby she needed to befit royalty. It looks to me like she never told you. And if she never told *you*, she never told *anyone*.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: I can tell from the look in your eyes that you clearly believe this fabrication. But some people are just stupid. Besides, you're green. Now move along, *witch*, you have no worth here. I have no magic right now, so consider yourself lucky to walk away unscathed.

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: No magic, did you say? Well that's just perfect. Especially because I *do*!

**Henry Mills**: Well, since she united the realms, my mom's formed a group we call the United Realms Royal Association.

**Ella Mills**: "We"? You're a member already, aren't you?

**Henry Mills**: Of course I am. It's just what I always wanted as a kid; to somehow be a hero in both the town I grew up in and the Enchanted Forest!

**Ella Mills**: I'm so proud of you, Henry.

**Henry Mills**: Would you like to join? It'll be like old times.

**Lucy Mills**: I'm going to guess there's an age limit?

**Ella Mills**: Lucy, could I talk to your father alone for a minute? (*Lucy hesitantly exits*) Henry, I can't.

**Henry Mills**: Why not?

**Ella Mills**: Are you forgetting we have a daughter? Quite a precocious daughter, might I add. How do you think she's going to feel if *both* her parents join this union? She'd be so left out. It'd break her. She's not old enough. It's dangerous work, and not just a family club, either. This is an adult occupation. I have to put her first.

**Henry Mills**: Yeah, I understand that. What are you gonna do, then?

**Ella Mills**: I don't know. I don't even feel like a hero or a princess. I just feel like Jacinda.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: How about I offer you a deal. Do us all a favor and banish Snow White, and every single one of her pretentious followers, from the kingdom so that I can *finally* put an end to them. Then you have complete access to the royal throne. Take my place as Queen without any of these time travel absurdities.

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: You think that's enough? No, you see, I'd rather rewrite history *my* way, not make the future *yours*.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: Wait. I have a proposition. This Time Travel Spell is unlikely to be successful - So what will you do if it fails? You won't get everything you ever wanted. So I suggest you reconsider and take my advice, so that you still have the autocratic power in this timeline as a backup plan.

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: Why are you helping me? You don't care about anyone.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: Help me kill Snow White. When she is dead, my lifelong purpose will be fulfilled. If I *am* going to be erased from existence, then I'm going to have my vengeance once and for all.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Alice, are you okay? You're thinking about your mother again, aren't you?

**Alice Jones**: I haven't thought about her in months. I just... I guess going out on another adventure is jogging my memory. I just want to forget about her.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Speaking as someone who grew up in a town where people lost their memories every five minutes, maybe remembering isn't necessarily a bad thing. Remembering the painful stuff is the only way we can grow through it.

**Alice Jones**: I don't want to grow through it. I don't want anything to do with that witch. That's why I haven't used my magic since that day. That magic came from *her*. That's why I'm never going to use it again.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: You successfully cast the Dark Curse? And *this* is how it turned out?

**Regina Mills**: No. I *did* cast that curse, but it was years ago, and it sent everyone to Maine. I adopted a son during the curse, and when he found a link to breaking it, well... It broke.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: (*enraged*) *What*? Are you telling me that my *entire* life revolved around trying to cope with failing to cast a curse that ended up *broken*? What happened next?

**Regina Mills**: ...Then I redeemed myself and became a hero alongside Snow, David and the rest of my friends.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: (*in disbelief*) The curse weakened you. The curse *ruined* you. No... The life I ended up with was *better* after all!!

**Prince Charming (Wish Realm)**: Who are you?

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: That's not relevant to you. At least, not in this timeline. You'll surely have heard of Queen Zelena after I change the past!

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: She's insane. A Wicked Witch.

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: I never even considered your deal for a moment, sis! You really think I'd *help* you? After *everything* you took from me? The only reason I let you into this castle was to bring you just one step closer to your happy ending... And then *crush* it.

**Snow White (Wish Realm)**: You monster! How dare you set foot in my home and bring that horrible witch with you!

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: *She* brought *me* here! There you go, blaming me *again*!

**Snow White (Wish Realm)**: Enough. We need to get my baby and my heart back.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: We?

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Are you alright? It looks like you've been sleeping on the beach.

**Maui**: That's because I have been. You got a problem with that?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Quite the contrary, mate. The sea is a beautiful place to wake up to.

**Maui**: Any one of you care to tell me exactly what's been going on around here? The world looks... different.

**Alice Jones**: It's quite a long, complicated story. But basically, all of the lands have been merged into one. We call it the United Realms.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: My aunt, the Good Queen, she did it. She didn't want anybody to be separated from their loved ones ever again.

**Alice Jones**: Do you have anybody you need to find?

**Maui**: I might.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: What's your name?

**Maui**: It's Maui, shapeshifter, demi-god of the wind and sea, hero of men and women. Never heard of me?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Yes, actually. I've come across your fish hook before.

**Maui**: What? Where is it now?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: I'm afraid I don't know.

**Maui**: No matter. I'm a demi-god! I'll find it. Any chance any of you have heard anything about a girl named Moana?

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: No, sorry.

**Alice Jones**: We'll keep an eye out. You should come to our town with us. It's called Storybrooke. There's plenty of accommodation.

(*moving into the Mills House*)

**Lucy Mills**: Mom, what happened back at Granny's? What aren't you telling me?

**Ella Mills**: Just grown up stuff, Lucy. Don't worry.

**Lucy Mills**: I'm not a baby, Mom. I was cursed, my dad was poisoned and my step-grandmother died for me. I can handle more than you think.

**Ella Mills**: Lucy, I don't even know who I am anymore. All I remember is spending every day under that curse separated from you and trying to get you back from Victoria. And you know what? Until Henry came along, until people started poking holes in the curse, I failed, *every* single time. We may have been cursed, but I failed you, Lucy. My own child. Jacinda was - *is* - weak.

**Lucy Mills**: That's not true. You never gave up on me. You did everything a mother should to get her daughter back. You're the perfect mom. Jacinda is one of the strongest women I know.

**Ella Mills**: Thank you, Lucy. But I'm about to be the bearer of bad news. I know what you seek more than anything right now after all that time cursed is heroics and adventure. But here's what's going to happen. We live in Storybrooke now. Which means that it's time for you to start at a new school. I know how daunting that can be. But at least Henry's grandma Snow will be there.

**Lucy Mills**: But what are you going to do?

**Ella Mills**: Well, with Sabine - I mean, Tiana, remembering her life as queen, somebody's got to take care of the Rollin' Bayou.

**Lucy Mills**: The food truck?

**Ella Mills**: Yeah. I was good at it. It's time to give the people of Storybrooke a taste of the heights.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: You're not the only one with mommy issues. Surely you can understand. The woman we recruited to defeat Rumplestiltskin isn't my mother. Not from *now*, I mean. That's her from when I was a kid. She doesn't know me. It's so awkward.

**Alice Jones**: You've barely spoken, though. A family who gives up isn't the family I agreed to marry into. You've given me so many pep talks, Robin. I know you're strong enough to do this. Just spend time with her. It'll all work out, I promise.

**Maleficent (Wish Realm)**: You seem... troubled.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: Today is a candidate for one of the worst days of my life.

**Wicked Witch of the West (Wish Realm)**: As bad as Daniel dying?

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: Shut up. You're lucky I haven't killed you already. I've never met a more *annoying* person.

**Ursula (Wish Realm)**: What happened today, Your Majesty?

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: You want to know *who* rules this pathetic land? An alternate version of *me*. One who gave up on her revenge and calls herself the Good Queen.

**Cruella De Vil (Wish Realm)**: That's corny.

**Peter Pan (Wish Realm)**: You know, I'm not getting any younger here. This isn't Neverland. If I don't do something about my immortality, I'm going to age up and die, and I very much want to remain alive to see the United Realms become our new playground.

**Maleficent (Wish Realm)**: You'll be fine. We all agreed... some of us more reluctantly than others... that we were in this together. We made an oath after working together to defeat that witch... And I fear that with the realms united, she won't be able to be contained much longer.

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: You worry too much, dear Maleficent. If I were you, I'd cast my mind to all the new opportunities this realm brings us. For one, I'm one step closer to my revenge, and I won't rest until last supporter of Snow White and the Good Queen follow them... in *death*.