Learning a new word a Crossover Parody

***Another Fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers Based on Sailor Mouth.***

*[The title card has men singing part of the song "Sailing Over the Dogger Bank"]*

♪Watcha twigger she's a proper jubby-jewel... On a passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby!♪

*[then we see the Crossover Restaurant at night]*

**SwaySway:** Well, it's the worst time of the day once again. *[changes the sign from "Open" to "Closed"]* Closing time.

**Rainbow Dash:** *[wipes her sweat off]* Whew! That was *some* work, huh?

**SwaySway:** I'll say!

**Rainbow Dash:** Man, I'm beat! Well, see you in the morning, SwaySway.

*[SwaySway grabs the Pegasus Pony]*

**SwaySway:** Hold on there, Rainbow Dash! *[pulls Rainbow Dash back]* Take that pile of filth with you on the way out.

*[Harvey Beaks holds up a trash bag with flies flying around it]*

**Rainbow Dash:** *[gasps]* SwaySway, you shouldn't be talk about Harvey like that! We're all friends here!

**Harvey Beaks:** Huh?! W-why, I’d never….! He means *this* filth, you loon!

*[Harvey drops the bag on the floor]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Oh…. heh heh, I knew that.

*[Rainbow Dash goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag]*

**Rainbow Dash:** *[singing]* I'm takin' out the trash! I'm takin' out the trash!

*[Rainbow Dash throws the trash in the dumpster and then looks at some writings on the dumpster.]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Huh? What's this? Hmm... *[gasps]* dumpster writing! The voice of the characters from Toon City! Alright, let's see what we got here. "Up with speed, down with water!" That one must be from Sonic. *[laughs]* Hahaha! Oh, those were the days! "Animals are just like us too!" *[laughs]* Hah! Oh, that could only be Fluttershy! Hey... Here's one someone didn't finish! Harvey Beaks smells. *[writes the word "good" after "smells"]* Good. *[laughs]* Hahahaha! Hmm, what's this one? SwaySway is a... hmm? SwaySway is a *[censored beep sound]*.

**Sweepz:** *[Clearly mad and disgusted]* Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!

*[Sweepz picks up multiple garbage bags and leaves]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Well, Sometimes. But, not recently. Huh, wonder what's biting him?

**Gumball:** *[off-screen]* Hi, Sweepz. *[appears on-screen]* Hi, Rainbow Dash.

**Rainbow Dash:** Hi, Gumball! Hey, Gumball, do you know what this word means?

**Gumball:** Hmm…. "SwaySway..." Uh, isn't that the Breadwinner you work for?

**Rainbow Dash:** *[pointing to "SwaySway," then the unseen word as they are said]* Nah-uh, not that word, that word.

**Gumball:** Hmm... *[censored beep sound]*! Oh, hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers.

**Rainbow Dash:** Sentence enhancers?

**Gumball:** Yeah! My Family of Wattersons use ‘em all the time! Like this one time where My Mom, stubbed her toe on a sofa leg.

**Rainbow Dash:** Wow, really?

**Gumball:** Mhm! Well anyway, You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-O! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!

**Rainbow Dash:** Oh, I get it now! Here, Let me try. *[clears her throat]* Ahem. Hello, Gumball. Lovely *[censored beep sound]* day we're having, isn't it?

**Gumball:** Why, yes it is, Rainbow Dash. This *[censored beep sound]* day is particularly *[censored beep sound]* lovely!

**Rainbow Dash:** How *[censored beep sound]* right you are, Gumball!

*[The two continue to say the word a few more times]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Ooh, You're right, Gumball, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation. Hee hee!

**Gumball:** Heh, Oh, mine, too!

*[both laugh]*

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** Hahahaha!

**Rainbow Dash:** Hahahaha! It tingles when I laugh! Hahahaha!

*[Rainbow Dash walks into the Crossover Restaurant the next day]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Hello, customers, nice *[censored beep sound]* day we're having, huh?

*[The customers stop eating and stare in shock]*

**Rouge The Bat:** *[gasps]* Did….. did she just say?!

**E-123 Omega:** AFFIRMATIVE!! SHE DID!!!

**Rainbow Dash:** Hey, Gumball, how the *[censored beep sound]* are ya?

**Gumball:** *[sitting at table at the Crossover Restaurant]* Pretty *[censored beep sound]* good, Rainbow Dash.

**Abe Simpson:** Yeesh, I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.

**Rainbow Dash:** *[taps on the microphone and speaks into it]* Attention, customers, today's special is a *[censored beep sound]* Hamlogna Sandwich served in a greasy *[censored beep sound]* sauce and grilled to *[censored beep sound]* perfection.

*[Vanilla the Rabbit covers Cream the Rabbit's ears and puts ear muffs on Cheese the Chao]*

**Rainbow Dash:** And don't forget to ask us to *[censored beep sound]* the *[censored beep sound]* fries. It will be our *[censored beep sound]* pleasure.

*[Harvey Beaks hears the intercom and a giant human ear pops out of his head; he pushes it back in]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Hi, Harvey, how the *[censored beep sound]* are ya?

**Gumball:** Nice *[censored beep sound]* day we’re having, isn't it, Harvey?

**Vambre Warrior:** Oh my, I-I don't understand. Rainbow Dash's talented. She doesn't have to work blue.… Oh! Sorry, Yumi. *[blushes]*

**Yumi Yoshimura:** You know what, Vambre? You’re right! Let's go somewhere more family oriented.

**Squidward:** *[sitting next to the Unicorn Pony Rarity, EG Rarity, and Zee Zatanna (from DCSHG 2019)]* Yeah, Let's get out of here! *[Everyone leaves the Crossover Restaurant, grumbling in frustration]*

**Lori Loud:** *[chattering (variously and) inaudibly]* I'm never eating here again!

**Shadow The Hedgehog:** *[chattering (variously and) inaudibly]* Those foul-mouth bottom feeders. They disgust us!

**Zee Zatanna:** *[chattering (variously and) inaudibly]* I'm gonna give this restaurant a bad review!

**Pony Rarity:** *[chattering (variously and) inaudibly]* This is the worst restaurant ever!

**EG Rarity:** I agreed!

*[The Crossover Restaurant customer meter is running down; sirens wail and a red light flashes]*

**SwaySway:** *[in the bathroom, hears the sirens]* Huh?! What’s this?

*[SwaySway looks through the periscope, sees that the Crossover Restaurant is empty]*

**SwaySway:** *[gasps]* Holy Guacamole O'l Rye! The Crossover Restaurant, She's empty!

*[SwaySway runs to dining room with toilet paper stuck to one of his legs]*

**SwaySway:** All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Break out the happy snacks! Harvey, where have all my money paying customers gone?!

**Harvey Beaks:** Well Apparently, the two foul-mouthed pals just learned a new word, And Rainbow Dash just said it over the intercom.

**SwaySway:** Well, What was it? What did she say?

**Harvey Beaks:** Uh…. Erm, well... she said...um, well she said...

*[Harvey Beaks whispers]*

**SwaySway:** Huh?

*[Harvey Beaks whispers it again]*

**SwaySway:** Harvey, I can’t understand ya if you keep saying *bzbzbzbzbzbzb….*

**Harvey Beaks:** Oh! Sorry, SwaySway…. *[whispers it again]*

**SwaySway:** *[gasps]* Rainbow Dash and Gumball Watterson! Front and center!

*[Rainbow Dash and Gumball unsteadily approached and run into SwaySway]*

**SwaySway:** Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Crossover Restaurant for using such dirty language!

**Rainbow Dash:** B-but, SwaySway. We were only using our sentence enhancers.

**Gumball:** Y-yeah, it's fancy talk.

**SwaySway:** There ain't nothing fancy about that word!

**Rainbow Dash:** You mean *[censored beep sound]*?

**SwaySway:** Yes, That one! *[Rainbow Dash and Gumball stand up]* Now quit saying that right now! *[Rainbow Dash and Gumball frown]* It's a bad word!

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** B-b-bad word?! Baaahh! Aahhh! Yaaahh! *[both start wiping their tongues while moaning]*

**SwaySway:** Yes siree, That's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.

**Harvey Beaks:** Don't you mean there are only 7?

**SwaySway:** Not if you're a sailor. *[laughs]* Heh heh….

**Rainbow Dash:** Wow, 13.

**Gumball:** That's a lot of *[censored beep sound]* bad words.

**SwaySway:** Okay, guys. I want you to promise me, you'll never use that word or *any* of the thirteen bad words ever again. Okay?

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** We promise, SwaySway.

*[Later at Rainbow Dash's Cloudominium, Rainbow Dash and Gumball are playing Snakes and Escalators]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Gee, I'm glad SwaySway told us that word we were using was a bad word!

**Gumball:** Yeah, me too, because classy sophisticates like us, such as ourselves, shouldn't further stain our lips with cursing.

**Rainbow Dash:** Yeah, verily. Now, why don’t we, “classy sophisticates” play a nice, wholesome game of Snakes and Escalators?.

**Gumball:** Oh, boy! my favorite! *[Flops arms up and down like a seal]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Come on, Tank needs a new pair of shoes! *[rolls the dice]*

**Gumball:** Oh, snakes. Too bad, Rainbow Dash, you gotta ride the snake.

**Rainbow Dash:** Darn. *[moves game piece to snake]*

**Gumball:** My turn! *[rolls dice]* Hooray! Escalators! Yay! Woo! Yeah! *[screams]* Up, up, up!

**Rainbow Dash:** Come on, escalators, escalators, escalators! *[rolls the dice]* *[sighs]* Ugh, Snakes again.

**Gumball:** My turn! *[rolls dice]* Escalators! Woohoo!

**Rainbow Dash:** Come on! Escalators, Escalators, Escalators! *[throws the dice]* Eh?! Snakes?!

**Gumball:** *[rolls dice]* Es-skee-lators! *[moves to escalators]* Heh, Well, don’t mean to rub it in, but this is your last chance, Rainbow Dash, or if you get snakes again, you lose!

**Rainbow Dash:** *[gets frustrated while rolling the dice]* Grrgh! Escalators, escalators, escalators! Hyah! *[dice is thrown and lands on escalators]* ….. Hah! ***Escalators!*** Aw, yeah!

*[but then the dice turn over to snakes]*

**Gumball:** Snakes...

**Rainbow Dash:** Rrrgh…. **RRGHHH!!!!** BAHH, *[censored beep sound]*!!

*[Rainbow Dash covers her mouth when she realizes her mistake]*

**Gumball:** Ooooh! You said number 11!

**Rainbow Dash:** *[babbles for Gumball to understand]* No, no, I-I didn’t, I didn't mean... Y-you gotta understand, Gumball I was trying... er, what I meant to say was... uh-! some things just slip out. I-I mean, You gotta understand!

**Gumball:** Don't worry, Rainbow Dash, I understand. *[pause]* **SWAYSWAY!!!!!** *[runs out the door]* SwaySway! SwaySway! SwaySway!!!!!

*[Gumball starts running to the Crossover Restaurant]*

**Rainbow Dash:** *[starts running after him]* No, wait, Gumball! *[after Rainbow Dash catches up to Gumball]* Gumball, no, please don't tell!!!

**Gumball:** But, you said "*[censored beep sound]*"! *[gasps when he realizes his mistake]* Oh, no!

**Rainbow Dash:** Aha! Now I'm gonna tell SwaySway on you! Hyah! *[starts flying]*

**Gumball:** Not if I tell first!

**Rainbow Dash:** I can fly and you can't! *[laughs]* Ha!……….. eh, what?!

**Gumball:** *[riding on the back of an ice cream truck]* Heh, See ya at the Crossover Restaurant! Hahaha! *[the truck turns at the wrong corner]* Oh nooooo……!

*[Rainbow Dash gets to The Crossover Restaurant]*

**Rainbow Dash:** *[laughs, opens the doors]* SWAYSWAY, *SWAYSWAY,* ***SWAYSWAY!!!***

**SwaySway:** WHAT, *WHAT*, ***WHAT?!***

**Rainbow Dash:** GUMBALL, *GUMBALL, **GUMBALL!!!***

**SwaySway:** Yes, yes, *yes?!*

**Rainbow Dash:** He said, *He said,* ***He said-!***

**SwaySway:** Out with it, Rainbow Dash!

**Rainbow Dash:** *[talking fast]* Me and Gumball were playing Snakes and Escalators, and Gumball was riding the escalator, and he was going up-up-up, and I had to ride the snake, and I was going down-down and then we ran and Gumball, he said some *things*….

**SwaySway:** Eh, What kind of things?

**Rainbow Dash:** Well, he said...

**SwaySway:** Yes?!

**Rainbow Dash:** *[talking fast]* Well, uh, let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in the list of 13 words you said shouldn't be said!

**SwaySway:** Uh…. right, now what was that part about the, um…. who-what and the who-now?

**Gumball:** *[walks in door of the Crossover Restaurant and eats an ice cream cone]* Mmm, tasty! Now where was I…. oh yeah! *[throws away the cone]* SWAYSWAY, *SWAYSWAY*, ***SWAYSWAY!!!***

**SwaySway:** *[sighs]* Aw, crummers.

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** He/She said that word that you said we shouldn't say and...

**Rainbow Dash:** ...number thirteen...

*[They babble on about the word, as SwaySway stares on disapprovingly, until the two are just pointing at each other and yelling gibberish;]*

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** Dadadadadadadada-!

*[SwaySway eventually grabs their lips to quiet them.]*

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** Mmm-mmm...!

**SwaySway:** Now I'm gonna let go of your lips! And when I do, I want you to calmly.... tell me what you need to tell me! understand?

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** Mmm-hmm...

**SwaySway:** Good. *[SwaySway lets go of their lips, which initially deflate, then reinflate]*

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** *[they both point at each other again]* He/She said "*[censored beep sound]*"!

**SwaySway:** *[gasps]* Do my ears deceive me?! You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash.

*[SwaySway picks Rainbow Dash and Gumball up by their sweater/mane and carries them outside the Crossover Restaurant]*

**SwaySway:** You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now I want both of you to wait right here. I'll be right back. *[walks back in Crossover Restaurant]*

**Gumball:** W-what's going to happen to us, Rainbow Dash?

**Rainbow Dash:** We'll probably get 40 lashes!

**Gumball:** Oh no! *[fearfully imagines himself blinking with 40 thick eyelashes]*

**Rainbow Dash:** I'm sorry, Gumball. SwaySway was right. There's no need for words like that.

**Gumball:** Aw, I'm sorry, too, Rainbow Dash.

**Rainbow Dash:** Let's make a vow, Gumball. From this day forth, a foul word shall never pass our lips again! We'll be good citizens, just like good ol' SwaySway.

**Gumball:** *[shakes hands/hooves with Rainbow Dash]* Agreed!

**SwaySway:** All right you two foul mouths! As punishment for fouling the air in my restaurant with your ***foul*** words, you're going to give the Crossover Restaurant a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom!

*[SwaySway jams his duck foot on a rock then hops on one leg]*

**SwaySway:** Hhhhh…. Hhhh….! **YEEEEEEEOW!!!!!! OWCHEEWAWA!!!!!!** **OOH! OW! MY DUCK FOOT! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS PUTS A STUPID ROCK IN A QUAZY PATH?!?! CAN’T YOU SEE I GOT A DUCK FOOT HERE?!?! OH, CRUMMERS! OH, FEATHER LICKER! OH, OWCHEEWAWA!**

*[SwaySway continues saying a bunch of crazy words. At this moment, Rainbow Dash and Gumball count the words he uses]*

**Rainbow Dash:** Five, six, seven...

**SwaySway: A WHOLE LOTTA QUAZYNESS AND WITH A SIDE OF DUCK, A HEAPIN’ HELPIN’ OF BREAD-HEADS AND A BOATLOAD OF QUACKERS!**...

**Gumball:** Nine...

**SwaySway: OOH QUAZY FRICKIN' FEATHER LICKIN' CRUMMERS! OOH-HOO-UH!!!!!** *[cries in pain]*

**Rainbow Dash:** *[she and Gumball couldn't believe ther eyes]* That's all thirteen, Gumball! *[gasps]* Ahem!

**SwaySway:** Uh…. *[laughs nervously]* It’s….. not what it looks like? heh heh.

**Rainbow Dash:** Oh, really? We're gonna tell your Parents on you, SwaySway!

**SwaySway:** *[worried]* No wait, Please! Not my Mom and Dad!

**Rainbow Dash:** C’mon, Gumball! Let’s go! *[she flies on to SwaySway's Parents' house]*

**Gumball:** *[stupidly]* And we’re gonna be looking in to your citizenship records, too! *[starts running off with Rainbow Dash]*

**SwaySway:** Wait, please! Come back-! Wait…. citizenship- what? Ugh…. come on, you guys! Don’t!

*[Rainbow Dash and Gumball laugh as they run to SwaySway's Parents' house and SwaySway runs after them]*

**SwaySway:** Wait! Please don't tell my Parents! I don't think there little old hearts can take it! Or worse, they'll ground me forever! Ohhh!

*[They go to SwaySway's Parents' house]*

**Rainbow Dash and Gumball:** *[repeatedly banging on the door]* SwaySway's Parents! SwaySway's Parents!

**SwaySway's Dad:** Why, hello there!. What brings you three to me and my wife's house?

*[Rainbow Dash, Gumball and SwaySway* *all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so]*

**Rainbow Dash:** SwaySway's Parents, SwaySway said *[censored beep sound]* and then he said *[censored beep sound]* again and said *[censored beep sound]* and then he screamed at the top of his voice *[censored beep sound]*!

**Gumball:** It was terrible!

**Rainbow Dash:** And he-- *[censored beep sounds]* --SwaySway's Parents, he didn't care! Such a stream of *[censored beep sound]* I have never heard in my days!

**SwaySway's Mom:** *[shocked]* Oh, dear! My poor old heart!. *[fainting]*

**SwaySway's Dad:** *[gasps]* Oh no, Honey! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you?! *[takes a coin out of her pocket]* How dare you do this! You all should be ashamed! Making my wife faint with your sailor talk!

**SwaySway's Mom:** *[wakes up]* My Husband's right. You should all be ashamed. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to *work* like sailors.

*[Then the three are painting SwaySway's Parents' house. Gumball is painting the ground]*

**SwaySway's Dad:** I guess you scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade. *[laughs and stubs his foot on a rock]* Hhhhh…. Hhhh….! **YEEEEEEEOW!!!!!!** **OW**!!!! **MY** *[Klaxon horn]* **FOOT!!**

*[Rainbow Dash and Gumball gasp in shock]*

**SwaySway:** *[shocked]* Father! Did you just say the bad word?!?!

**SwaSway's Dad:** What? It's Mr. Grouse and his jalopy.

**Mr. Grouse:** *[driving by]* Howdy, SwaySway's Father! *[honks the horn]*

*[Finding the situation rather humorous, the four all let out a big laugh]*

**Rainbow Dash, Gumball, SwaySway, and SwaySway's Dad:** *[all laugh together]* Hahahahahahaha!

***THE END.***