John (BFLBI)

*"Wait, why do I care?"*
―John[src]
**John** is one of the original BFLBI Contestants who participated within the *Battle for LittleBigIsland* Series. Throughout the competition's history, John participated within Chris' team, Team Wild Cats, seeking to possess LittleBigIsland himself. Unfortunately, John realized Chris' poor treatment towards the other contestants, with Mark, Ross, and Nick being his most prioritized targets. John sought to confront Chris himself, but with Chris' intentions to cynically boss people so they could listen to him becoming well known to John, he considered Chris to be too terrible to be let go unpunished. Thankfully, Chris got what he deserved when he got voted out during *Cake at Stake*. With Chris gone, John remained untouched, until the show got cancelled.

When Simon's plans to rehabilitate the show didn't work out, John joined together with the other BFLBI Contestants to host the show themselves. Unfortunately, the contestants were soon convinced to disregard these plans due to Silverhawk's pestering. Sometime later, John participated within *Battle for BFLBI*, being recruited by Dr. Harold to join The Wildhead Nutcats. Unfortunately losing his teammates throughout the competition, John became the last person on his team standing. When he sought to win the competition so he could possess the Win Token that Four had, he ultimately got vaporized by Kcaj's Obliterator Gun.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Afro Wig (Black Sticker)
* Green Patch Skin (Custom Skin Tone Sticker)
* Tired Eyes
* Mirror Sunglasses
* Tails Nose (Custom Skin Tone Sticker)
* Space Warden Jacket
* Jeans With a Belt (Black Sticker)
* Wellington Boots

## History

### Disco Jam Membership

John became a prominent member of the Disco Jam, where he befriended Nick and Sam.

### *Battle for LittleBigIsland* Participant

*"This is the first of many cheese blocks to be born!"*
―John to Rick[src]

In 2013, John ventured to Goiky, where he met Rick. Discovering several other people within Goiky, John realized that this was the first of many cheese blocks to be born. He was then grabbed by Rick, who dragged him over to where everyone else were. There, John discovered the existence of LittleBigIsland, owned by the Announcer, who decided to place everyone intrigued with the island into a competition to determine who'll possess it. Brough into *Battle for LittleBigIsland*, John was selected by Chris to join Team Wild Cats with his close Disco Jam partygoers, Sam and Nick. The competitors ultimately proceeded to the first challenge, which was to slide down a very dangerous slide without getting injured. John successfully went down the slide with practically no injuries, and with Team Wild Cats winning against Team Crazy Nutheads by default, the opposing team was placed in the elimination ceremony, *Cake at Stake*.

### Being Lonely

*"I'm all alone..."*
―John[src]

Sometime later, John was present with the rest of Team Wild Cats when Ross told his teammates his concerns that Mark was trying to manipulate him. Later, John and the other BFLBI Contestants were brought to Grand Metropolis in order to participate in the second challenge, which was to find the key to Grand Metropolis Town Hall and press their respective team's buttons inside. The teammates ultimately split up to search for the key, leaving John isolated, making him deeply emotional. Eventually, Mark succeeded in pressing his team's button, leading Team Wild Cats to be plopped into *Cake at Stake*. During the elimination ceremony, John got zero votes.

### Out of the Stove

*"Can I help?"
"John, where the HECK did you come from?"
"I cam from out of the stove."*
―John and Chris[src]

In December, the BFLBI Contestants were brought indoors to develop a Christmas Dinner for the Announcer. John decided to help Chris and Brian into creating their turkey. Being questioned by Chris where he came from, John stated that he cam from out of the stove, confusing Chris. Sometime later, Chris, Brian, and John went outside to present their delicious turkey to the Announcer. However, despite enjoying the turkey, he ultimately had Team Wild Cats placed up for elimination due to the buffet the other teammates made being burnt by Mark. During *Cake at Stake*, John got zero votes. When the Announcer orchestrated a tiebreaker between Chris and Carlos, John hoped to have Carlos win, but had his initial doubts. These doubts were realized when Chris succeeded in defeating Carlos, sending him to the Tiny Loser Chamber. Later, John participated in he obstacle course challenge, where he succeed in crossing the finish line with the rest of his team.

### Chris' Troublesome Behavior

*"So, Chris. Why are you so mean to everyone?"
"Well, it's like, because I wanna win! Y'know? I need to boss people around or else they won't do what I say and I'll lose!"
"But, Chris, everyone hates you because of that!"*
―John and Chris[src]

John started to build up curiosity regarding the reasoning behind Chris' poor treatment towards the other BFLBI Contestants, leading him to decided to question why Chris was being troublesomely rude to everyone. Chris stated that he had to boss people around, otherwise he would lose the competition. However, John told Chris that because of his dictator-like status, everyone, including the viewers, hated him. John's point was proven true when the viewers started to complain, with Chris becoming disappointed by people's hatred towards him. There, John thought that by telling Chris his problems, he would learn his mistakes and become a better person.

### Confronting Chris

*"Hey there, losers!"
"Chris! What are you doing?! Haven't you learned anything from our conversation last episode?"
"No, that episode didn't count. It was only, like, three minutes long!"*
―Chris and John[src]

Encountering Chris, John became concerned as Chris continued to treat him, Nick, and Sam poorly, questioning if he even learnt anything from their previous conversation. However, Chris couldn't care less, leading him to continue bullying Nick by calling him "Nicky". Nick eventually had it with Chris, to the point he tried to tackle him. Later in *Cake at Stake*, John got zero votes, but Chris got 15 votes, leading him to be eliminated. However, Chris refused to let his elimination be justified, but when he destroyed the Announcer, his plan ultimately backfired when the Announcer returned through his personalized recovery center and defeated him. Sometime later, John reunited with the Announcer, who just underwent some upgrades to his design. John started questioning how the Announcer looked different, to which the Announcer explained it was due to budget uncuts.

### Unofficial Successor

*"Yeah, sure, whatever. Anyways, ever since Clive got kicked out of this factory, we've taken over, and we renamed it to Brilliant Factory of LittleBigIndustries, and now we're battling for it."*
―John to Silverhawk[src]

Proceeding Simon's unsuccessful plans to rehabilitate the *Battle for LittleBigIsland* Series with the ultimate successor, *IBLFB*, John ultimately decided to join the other BFLBI Contestants when they proceeded to go back to the past to host their own unofficial successor season to the show. Under Chris' leadership, the BFLBI Contestants participated within the ultimate competition to determine who would possess the ultimate prize, The Factory of a Better Tomorrow. Whilst journeying throughout the brilliant factory, John joined together with Chris, Mark, and Brian encountered Silverhawk, Cori, Ked, Jetmir, and Clive Handforth, who ultimately took over the show. With John proceeding to rescue the imprisoned Sackbots within the building, he went to Pipe Dreams with Rebecca, where they tried to work out the red first mechanism. Unfortunately, Sam pulled up the middle finger mechanism, despite John's concerns this would doom them. Sometime later, John disregarded the competition when Ked unleashed Copernicus the Guard Turkey, who destroyed everything.

### *Battle for BFLBI: The Power of Tanner*

#### Ventures Throughout Goiky

*"Hey man! Wanna go to the DISCO JAM?"
"No thanks."
"Well, what else is there to do when we're not battling for an island?"*
―Sam and John[src]

Sometime later, John returned to the Goiky grasslands, proceeding to discuss stuff with Nick. There, they both ultimately reunited with Sam, who provided them the opportunity to go to the Disco Jam. Unfortunately, John rejected Sam's offer, despite their beliefs they didn't have much to do outside the *Battle for LittleBigIsland* Series. The three were suddenly joined by Mark, who brought together the other BFLBI Contestants so they could participate within the second season to the show. Just then, the group were suddenly joined by Sam's party people, the Newbie Alliance, who showed up, hoping to bring Sam with them to the Disco Jam. John ultimately joined Chris when he proceeded to desperately locate the Announcer, before being teleported through Dr. Harold's Black Atom to Silverhawk and Four's location.

#### Joining The Wildhead Nutcats

*"Quick! Grab Carlos while he's still incapacitated!"*
―John to Brian[src]

Instructed by Four to establish eight teams of eight for the ultimate *Battle for BFLBI* initiative, John joined Dr. Harold, who sought to recruit several leftoever BFLBI Contestants, including Carlos, who John had Brian steal while he was still incapacitated due to his failed attempt to join Rebecca's team. The group were eventually joined by Alex and Dan the Inconspicuous, before establishing their team as The Wildhead Nutcats.

#### Battling for The Power of Tanner

*"Ehhhh, I guess just continue the no-dying challenge, I don't really know."
"Wow, really?"*
―Tanner and John[src]

The Wildhead Nutcats participated in the first challenge, which was to not die. However, most of the members of The Wildhead Nutcats instantly died within the first few minutes of the competition. Sometime later, Tanner decided to take over the show in order to have the remaining BFLBI Contestants enter the ultimate battle to determine the ultimate possessor of The Power of Tanner. John became very disappointed when Tanner prevailed to continue Silverhawk's no-dying challenge, before being interrupted by a dog barking near him.

#### Kcaj's Obliteration Operation

*"Brian! Look out!"*
―John to Brian[src]

Kcaj prevailed to destroy everything in his path, including the BFLBI Contestants, so he could successfully win The Power of Tanner for himself. There, he ultimately targeted the remaining members of The Death P.A.C.T. and The Wildhead Nutcats. John prevailed to take cover with Brian, but Brian was unfortunately vaporized by Kcaj's Obliterator Gun, leaving John miserably isolated, to the point Kcaj even gave him the L. Depressed, John was interrupted by the same dog he encountered before.

#### Seeking the Win Token

*"What is a Win Token?"
"If you're team is up for elimination, you can use this to-"
"Yeah, I don't care."
"Mmm. Whatever! Now it's a battle royale. Last man standing gets the Win Token!"*
―John and Four[src]

John ultimately became one of the last eight BFLBI Contestants standing. However, when James prevailed to defeat Shrek, both of them died simultaneously, throwing Four into a loop that ultimately led him to disregard everything. This displeased John and the other contestants, who temporarily sought to revolt. However, the revolt was cancelled when Four concluded The All to be the unlucky team up for elimination. Satisfied the competition was over, the remaining contestants were suddenly brought on board to start battling for a Win Token. Becoming to have the Win Token, John snapped Ross' head, killing him in the hopes of winning the Win Token. Unfortunately, just like that, John got instantly vaporized by Kcaj's Obliterator Gun, when he prevailed to possess the Win Token himself.

## Relationships

* Simon - Former Host
* Team Wild Cats - Former Teammates
	+ Chris - Former Enemy
	+ Tom † - Friend
	+ Tony † - Friend
	+ Nick † - Best Friend
	+ Sam † - Best Friend
* Team Crazy Nutheads - Former Enemies
	+ Mark
	+ Rachel †
	+ Stan †
	+ Kevin †
	+ Rebecca †
* Newbie Alliance - Friends
	+ James †
	+ Shane †
	+ Robert Robertson †
	+ Jacques †
* The Wildhead Nutcats - Former Teammates
	+ Dr. Harold † - Unintentional Attempted Killer
	+ Steve †
	+ Brian † - Friend
	+ Carlos †
	+ Rick †
	+ Alex †
	+ Dan the Inconspicuous †
* *The Incredible Crew*
	+ Tanner † - Temporary Host
* Four † - Former Host
* Ked
* Jetmir
* The Funny Badge
	+ Cori
	+ Bookworm
	+ Kcaj Nolobaj † - Killer
* The Death P.A.C.T.
	+ Barry †
	+ Ross † - Former Teammate and Victim

## Appearances

### Main Timeline

* *Battle for LittleBigIsland*
	+ *Welcome to the Battle*
	+ *Something About Keys*
	+ *Dinner at the Snowfield*
	+ *The Fight*
	+ *Fools in April*
	+ *Cliffs 'n' Riddles*
* *A Trip Down Silverhawk Lane*
* *Battle for BFLBI: The Power of Tanner*

### Separate Continuity

Beginning with *Capture the Contestants*, the subsequent episodes within *Battle for LittleBigIsland* have their continuity separate to the events that occurred within *THE FINAL PHASE SAGA*, where the show got cancelled proceeding six episodes. The events described within these episodes don't correlate with the main timeline, but still provide references implying that the six episodes did occur within this continuity too.

Within this continuity, John becomes the new Leader of Team Wild Cats proceeding the seventh competition.

* *Battle for LittleBigIsland*
	+ *Capture the Contestants*

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 *Battle for BFLBI: The Power of Tanner*
2. ↑ *Dinner at the Snowfield*
3. ↑ *The Fight*
4. ↑ *Cliffs 'n' Riddles*