Fanfiction: One of the Females

**This story acts as a sequel to Worlds Loudest and a prequel to Louds of Two Worlds.**

*[We open in Lincoln’s room, where Lincoln is dialing a number phone and it start ringing. The screen splits diagonally, revealing Linka on the bottom. Her phone rings and she picks it up.]*

**Linka:**Yello?

**Lincoln:**Hello, Linka, it’s me your counterpart and friend, Lincoln.

**Linka:**Hey, Lincoln, how are you doing?

**Lincoln:**Good. It’s been weeks since we met for a second time and when we met our rabbit counterparts.

**Linka:**Yeah, it has. Those were good times.

**Lincoln:**Yeah, hey, you mentioned when we first that you met my sisters in your dream.

**Linka:**Yeah, I did meet your sisters in my dream.

**Lincoln:**Hey, you mind telling the whole story?

**Linka:***[Anxiously]* Eh..I don’t know, you don’t wanna hear that story.

**Lincoln:**Come on, Linka, if you can tell your brothers anything, you can tell me. I am your counterpart.

**Linka:***[sighs]* Okay, you have point. Do you want me to just tell you about the dream or how I got there.

**Lincoln:**About how you got there.

**Linka:**Okay, it goes like this…

*[We cut to Linka in the hallway, taking pictures of her and Claire and they do some poses.]*

**Claire:**These look good, Linka!

**Linka:**Yeah, I know, Claire!

*[As Linka takes another photo, Lane and Mrs. Coconuts  pops into frame.]*

**Linka:**Lane~! No photobombing~!

**Lane:**Sorry, I can help but *picture* myself doing that! *[Laughs]*

**Mrs.Coconuts:***Yeah, girlfriend, even Loki doesn’t mind when we do a photobomb.*

**Claire:**Don’t worry, buddy, we can take another one.

**Linka:**Yeah, Duck lips! *[They takes a selfie with aforementioned lip forms.]*

**Mrs.Coconuts:***Duck lips? You two are Quacks.*

**Lane:***[giggling]* Good one, Mrs. Coconuts!

*[Linka and Claire groan and we cut to the living room, where Linka and Claire are watching ARGGH! And we see Leif and Lexx sneak behind the couch and they stick their fingers in their fingers in their mouth and they’re fingers are covered spit]*

**Leif and Lexx:***[Stick their fingers in Linka and Claire’s ears]*Wet Wilies!

**Linka:**Ew~! Gross~!

**Leif:**Oh, don’t be such a lady, Linka.

**Claire:**And Lexx, how are you okay with this?

**Lexx:***[he scoffs and rolls his eyes]* C’mon, Claire. You can’t honestly think I’m *that* delicate. It’s not the end of the world just because I get a little dirty from time to time.*[Him and Leif walk away]*

**Linka:***[sighs]* My whole life is like this.

**Claire:**What are you talking about, Lincoln?! You got it made; one guy surrounded by ten awesome brothers!

**Lincoln:**Oh, Claire. Sweet, innocent Claire.

*[Several flashbacks of her brothers causing her dismay.]*

*[Cut to several flashbacks of the brothers causing her dismay. The first flashback begins with Linka in the bathroom and it’s sparkling clean]*

**Linka:**There, all finished.*[hears a knock on a the door]*

**Loki:***[from outside]* Linka, are you done in there?

**Linka:**Yeah, I’m done.

*[Linka comes out of the bathroom and Loki goes in. 10 minutes later, Loki comes out and the bathroom is a total and complete mess, Linka gasps in shock]*

**Linka:**Oh, come on! Just cleaned this place!

*[20 minutes later, Linka standing outside a re-cleaned bathroom ]*

**Linka:**There we go, now I’m gonna go take a shower.

*[Linka goes to his room and comes out with her towel. Linka then hears a flush and Luke comes out of the bathroom.]*

**Luke:**Ah, much better. Sorry ‘bout the mess, sis.

**Linka:**Mess?!

*[Linka goes back in the bathroom and finds it a mess again.]*

**Linka:**Dang it.

*[The second flashback starts with Linka going to the kitchen, she opens up the freezer and she finds an empty waffle box.]*

**Linka:**Aw, man! we’re out of waffles!

**Lynn(Boy):***[Licks his fingers]* Sorry, sis, you snooze, you lose.

*[The third flashback plays; the kids are having a sibling meeting in Loki and Loni's room.]*

**Loki:** Okay people, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day at the mall.

**Linka:** *[raising his hand]* Ooh, ooh!! We could go to the Hair Salon! *[the brothers make a buzzer noise and give her a thumbs down.] Okay... How 'bout the Comic Book Store? [Her brothers do the same thing as before and make a buzzer noise and give her a thumbs down.] How about-[The brothers do the exact same thing a third time before she could suggest somewhere else.]*

**Loki*:*** *I know some place we'd all like!*

*[We see Linka in the sporting store, where she’s with Loki and Boy Lynn and Loki is checking out some golf clubs and Lynn looking at some hockey stick. We then see Linka at the sneakers store, where she is with Lars, Lisa, Leif and Lexx and they looking at some sneakers. We then see Linka at the clothing store, where she is Loni, Luke, Lane and Levi. Loni, Lane and Levi are looking at some T-Shirts while Luke is looking at some studded chokers. In all of the scenes, Linka looks angry.]*

*[The scene returns where Claire and Linka are together in the living room and they are painting their nails.]*

**Claire:**Hm, I see your point.

**Linka:** I tell you, Claire, sometimes I wish I had ten sisters.*[Continues painting her nails and some of the polish drips on the couch and Levi sits on the couch.]*

**Levi:**And I wish didn't get your nail polish on the couch.

**Linka:** See what I mean?

**Levi:** *[in contemplation]* Hmmm…

*[That night, Linka is sound asleep when a shadow casts over her. She wakes up to find that it's Levi. She yelps at his sudden presence and grabs the light chain, turning on the light.]*

**Levi:** I've been pondering your wish from earlier.

**Lincoln:** My wish?

**Levi:** Yes. I think I can help you out.*[pulls out some kind of wristwatch]* This wristwatch can transport you to an alternate dimension in which you'll have ten sisters.

**Linka:** *[sarcastic]* Riiiiiight... *[gets down from chain]* Levi, I think you've been playing with too many kiddie chemicals."

*[Levi presses the button on the watch and a portal opens up.]*

**Linka:** *[surprised]* Holy moly! Awesome!*[proceeds to enter it, but stops]* Wait. Why are you doing this for me?

**Levi:** I need beta testers. Now, are we doing this, or am I sending Leif to a dimension where he's a toad?

**Lincoln:** Oh, we're doing it!

**Lisa:** "One word of caution: you only have a week to return home. Otherwise, you'll be stuck there forever.

**Lincoln:** Got it! *[grabs the watch and puts it on]* Wait, a week?

**Levi:**Time passes differently in different dimension, it'll be 1 hour in our dimension while it'll be 1 week in the other dimension.

**Linka:**Oh, good to know.

*[A timer starts ticking down from the 168 hour limit.]*

**Levi:** Good luck. I gotta go break the bad news to Leif.

*[Levi pushes Linka into the vortex as she screams.]*

*[Linka comes out on the other end of the portal and it closes. Everything looks the same.]*

**Linka:** Hmm...this doesn't look like a different dimension.

*[Just then, a female version of Loki comes out texting on his phone.]*

**Lori:** That is literally LOL! Hurry up, Leni! Time to go!

*[Leni, the female version of Loni, walks into the doorway.]*

**Leni:** Ooh! Whoa. Lori, who moved the doorway?

*[Enter a female version of Luke.]*

**Luna:** *I'm ready, brah! [strums his guitar; in a British accent] Let's rock!*

*[Enter a female version of Lane and a male version of Mrs. Coconuts.]*

**Luan:** *[speaking as his dummy]* I *wooden* miss it! *[speaking as herself now and giggling]* Good one, Mr. Coconuts!

*[The four girls head downstairs much to Linka's bewilderment. Enter a female version of Lynn.]*

**Lynn (Girl):** *[carrying a football]* 62! Hut!

*[She is followed by a female version of Lars.]*

**Lucy:** Sigh. *[closes door]*

*[Enter a female version of Leif with a frog as a horn blares at her.]*

**Lana:** Quit honking, Lola, or you'll get a frog down your dress!

*[Lola, the male version of Lexx, is driving what looks like Lexx's car only stylized as a princess jeep.]*

**Lola:** Touch me, and I'm telling! *[honks]* DAD!

*[The female twins start fighting. Enter a female version of Levi.]*

**Lisa:** Can you Cro-Magnons diminish the cacophony so our youngest sibling can suspend consciousness?

*[Lily, the male version of Leon cries.]*

**Twins*:*** *Speak English, Lisa!*

**Lisa:** Shut your pie-holes so Lily can nap!

*[Linka, still bewildered, looks at the watch and realizes that it worked.]*

**Linka:** Holy moly!

*[The remaining sisters head downstairs.]*

**Lisa:** Will you be joining us, Linka?

**Linka**:Uh, where are we going?

**Lynn(Girl):**Uh, duh! The mall!, where else?

**Linka:** *[disgusted]* Ugh. Let me guess, the sneakers store, the clothing store and the sporting store?

*[All scoff and laugh]*

**Lynn(Girl):**Yeah, right.

**Lori:** You're literally hilarious, Linka! We're going to the Hair Salon. It was your idea.

**Linka:**Sweet! My brothers would never all wanna go to the Hair Salon!

**Leni:***[walks into the front doorway; confused]* Brothers?

**Linka:**Uh... you know, the monks. They hate getting their hair done.

*[She laughs nervously and follows the rest of her sisters to Vanzilla. Leni shrugs and closes the door on her way out.]*

*[We cut to Linka and her sisters walking out of the hair salon]*

**Lori:**Ah, the hair salon was  relaxing.

**Luan:** Great idea, Linka.

**Luna:**Yeah, way to go, sis.

**Sisters:**You're the woman, Linka!

**Linka:**Where are going now?

**Lori:**Duh, the comics book.

**Linka:***[Gasps and grabs Lori by the hand]*Well, what are we waiting for?! Let’s go!*[runs off with Lori and the other sisters]*

*[We cut to the Comic Book Store, where Linka and the sisters are looking at some comics.]*

**Linka:**This day is going great so far. This is can’t get better!

**Lori;**Come on, girls! Time for Selfie!

**Linka:**I take it back, it can!

*[They stand infront of an Ace Savvy standee]*

**Lori:** Duck lips! *[They take selfie with aforementioned lip forms.]*

*[We cut to Linka and the sisters in the Food Court, eating burgers ]*

**Linka:***[In her head]*They seem to be different but are they like my brothers? Let’s see.*[belches]*

**Lynn(Girl):***[snickers]* That was weak!*[makes a bigger burp]*

**Lana:** Ha. That was nothing. Check this. *[farts with armpit]*

**Lori:** Oh, yeah? Well, nothing beats the real thing. *[farts for real]*

*[The other sisters laugh]*

**Linka:***[In her head]* I guess they’re alittle bit like my brothers.

*[Later, they arrive home where the original Lynn Sr. is taking out the trash with Lily.]*

**Lynn Sr.(Original):**There's my army. How was the mall?

**Lori:***[Kisses her Dad]*It was awesome!

**Lynn(Girl):***[Kisses her Dad]* Hi, Dad!

**Lana:***[kisses her and belches]*Bye, Dad!

*[The girls head inside while the original Rita is getting out the second garbage can.]*

**Rita(Original):**Hey, girls!

**Lana:** PILE ON MOM!

*[Rita screams as Lana jumps on top of her, with her daughters joining in on the fun. They starts smothering her with kisses.]*

**Rita:**Can’t you be a bit more gentle?

**Luna:**Sorry, mom, but in the Loud House, we like to show our love rough.

*[The girls cheer and run off]*

**Rita:***[groaning in pain]* Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to have sons.

*[Linka looks at how much time is left.]*

**Linka**:Well, the first day was great, so I might as well stay. Not just for the week but forever.*[Runs upstairs where her sisters are hanging out.]*

*[Luan is juggling balls , Lynn playing roller hockey, Lola is putting on make up, Lana is unclogging the toilet and Lori and Leni are taking selfies. Linka tosses the wristwatch in the wastebasket.]*

**Linka:**Guys, guess what? I'm staying!

**Lori:**Okay.

**Luna:**Whatever.

*[Girl Lynn belches]*

**Linka:**I’m gonna stay in my room.

*[She runs into where her room would but crashes into a shelf where it's revealed that in this dimension, the linen closet is still a linen closet.]*

**Linka:**Uh, hey...*[Sees them charging and gets out of the way.]* Lynn! Heh...where's my room?

**Lynn(Boy):**Right where it always is, weirdo.

*[It turns out Linka bunks with Girl Lynn and Lucy. She shares a bunk bed with Female Lynn and Lucy sleeps in a vampire coffin.]*

**Lynn(Girl):** Where else would we sleep? The linen closet? *[laughs]*

**Linka:** *[checking his top bunk]* Hey, where's Bun-Bun?

**Lucy:** Luna flushed him.

**Lynn(Girl):** Lars gave him a very dignified funeral.

**Lars:** Thank you.

**Linka:** *[devastated]* Not Bun-Bun!

**Lynn(Girl):** Well...*[yawns]*...night, sis.*[roughly punches Linka's arm]*

*[That night, as Linka tries to get some sleep, Girl Lynn starts ricocheting a tennis ball off the wall.]*

**Lincoln:** *[irritated]* What are you doing?

**Lynn:** What? It helps me fall asleep.

**Lincoln:** Well, it doesn't help me. Can you knock it off?

*[Lynn throws at it at the wall and it bounces up to the top bunk and it hits Linka.]*

**DAY 2**

*[The next morning, Linka wakes up to find Lucy’s bat, Fangs over her head and then screams in horror and falls onto the floor.]*

**Lynn(Girl):**One for waking me. *[punches Linka right into Lucy's coffin.]*

**Linka:** Ow.

**Lucy:** *[rises out of coffin]* And one for scratching my coffin. *[punches Linka]*

**Linka:** *[rubbing his arm]* Ow.*[walks out of the room]*Well, that’s what my brothers would do if I woke them up or wrecked their stuff.*[Sees Leni, Lana, Lisa, Lola and Luna lined up by the bathroom]* What is this?!

**Luna:**A line for the bathroom.

**Linka:**Since when?

**Lola:**Since always, dummy.

**Linka:**But I have to brush my teeth*[pauses and trembles]* and pee.

**Lana:**Sorry sis, them’s the rules.

*[Lori comes out of the bathroom and Leni goes in while Linka struggles to hold it. Later, Lana is in the bathroom and Linka is still holding it. We cut to where it’s just Linka and Luna]*

**Linka:**I can’t take it anymore!

*[Lola come out and Luna is about to go in but Linka zips past Luna and goes in.]*

**Luna**:Hey!

*[We then see Lincoln is brushing his teeth but Luna barges in.]*

**Luna:**Not cool, sis! You totally cut right infront of me.

**Linka:**I really had to go, besides I don’t do lines for the bathroom.

**Luna:***[Shrugs]*Okay, I understand, dude. Hey, can you check the toilet? I think I dropped my pick in there.

**Linka**:Oh, okay, let me take a look.*[Looks in the toilet]*I don’t think I see your-wait minute!*[Luna shoves her face in the toilet]*

**Luna:**Swirly time, dude!

*[Linka screams at the swirly she's given and comes out of the bathroom]*

**Luan:**Mornin', Link. *Wet's* up?*[laughs]*

**Linka:**Yep, that’s one personality trait of my brothers.

*[We cut to Linka on the couch, reading her comic. Lola sneaks behind the couch.]*

**Lola:***[Giggles and jumps on the couch]*PRINCESS MAKEOVER TIIIIIIIIIIIME!

**Linka:**Lola, wait!

*[Lola gives her a full makeover against his will. Linka is then covered in make up]*

**Lola:**There, now don’t you look beautiful?*[jumps off the couch and walks away]*

**Linka:***[To the viewers]* Okay, I may like putting on make up but I only put it on when it’s a special occasion.*[continues reading]*

**Day 3**

*[We see the sisters in the kitchen, eating cereal and Linka comes in]*

**Linka:**Hey girls, are there more waffles?

**Lori:**Yeah, we saved the last two for you.

**Linka:**Really, nice!

*[Linka opens the fidge, puts the waffles in the toaster and then she takes them out. Linka then grabs peanut butter and jelly. She puts the peanut butter, jelly and syrup. The sisters gawk at Linka.]*

**Lola:**Eeew, are combining syrup with peanut butter and jelly?!

**Leni:**That is not good combination.

**Linka:**But my brothers...at school say it’s a good combination.

**Lori:**Well, tell them that it is literally the worst combination ever.

*[Linka scoffs and starts eating. We cut to Linka playing video games and then the sisters come in though the door.]*

**Linka:**Hey girls, you wanna play?

**Lori:**Sorry sis, but we’re not into video games.

**Leni:**Besides we don’t know how to them.

**Linka:**Awww.

*[The sisters go upstairs]*

**Linka:**My brothers know how to play video games.

**Day 4**

*[We cut to Linka in Girl Lynn and Lucy’s room, reading comics. But then a loud noise is from outside.]*

**Linka:**What the--?!

*[Linka goes outside her room and shes sees Leni blow drying her hair. Outside the bathroom]*

**Linka:**Leni, that’s too loud!

**Leni:**What?!

**Linka:**THAT’S TOO LOUD!

**Leni:**WHAT?!

**Linka:***[groans] Never mind.[goes back to the room]* Not even Loni’s razor is that loud.

**Lynn(Girl):***[offscreen]*Hey, Linka, look what I found!

*[We see Girl Lynn is Linka Skirt and she does a little twirl.]*

**Linka:**Hey~! That’s my skirt! Take it off!

**Lynn(Girl)**:Okay, but first...*[farts]ah, that felt good.*

**Linka:**Actually, you can keep it.

*[Linka then sees Lola, wearing her blouse.]*

**Linka:**Hey~! That’s my shirt!

*[Lola runs away, giggling maniacally.]*

**Linka:**Get back here!*[chases after her]*

**Day 5**

**Linka:***[comes in the house]* Hey guys! I’m back from Ronald’s!

**Lana:***[offscreen]*PILE ON, LINKA!

*[Linka screams as all her sisters, except Lily, pile on top of her.]*

**Lori:**Girls, Dutch oven, Loud House style!

*[They all fart on Linka.]*

**Luna:** Say uncle!

**Linka:**Uncle!

*[They get off her and they laugh at her]*

**Linka:**Ha-ha! Very funny, Girls!

**Luan:** C’mon, we’re just playin', sis. *[ruffles Linka’s hair]*

**Linka**:Uh-huh, sure.

**Lori:**Anyway, how was your date with Ronald?

**Linka:**It wasn’t a date, we were just hanging out.

*[Everybody still doesn't believe her as they murmur to each other and they go on the couch and they start watching TV. Linka goes upstairs but when she gets there, she trips on a football.]*

**Linka:**Ow! My Ankle!

[*The sisters gasp and become worried]*

**Lori:**Hang on, sis! We’re coming!

*[They dart upstairs and they comeback, carrying Linka and they put Linka on the couch.  Lucy puts on an ice pack on his head and then Luan puts a pillow under his head and Lynn puts a blanket over her. Lori puts a thermometer in her mouth and checks her temperature; Lisa comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving her with glowing radiation; Luan dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandage her up real tight; Linka muffles and Luan removes the bandages covering her mouth so she can breathe.]*

**Linka:**Phew.

**Leni:** *[carrying a bowl of piping hot soup]* Here comes the airplane! *[spills it all over Linka's crotch]* Oopsie.

**Linka:** *[agonized] Aahh! It burns!*

*[Leni walks off screen embarrassed. Luna and Luan bandage up her crotch. We cut to Linka in the bathroom, taking off the badges.*]

**Linka:**Remember what I said about staying here forever? Yeah. That's not happening. My brothers may have done this to me before, but  they've never took it this far, they usually only put a few bandages on me. I’ve got to get back home.  *[Sees that she only has 5 minutes before it's too late.]* Phew. I still have five minutes to get back.*[Checks the wastebasket she through the watch in but it was not there.]* Where is it?

**Lola:**Whoa! Check out this sweet watch! *[holds the dimensional wristwatch]*

**Linka:**Hey, that's mine!

**Lola:**Finders, keepers, loser! *[runs off with it]*

**Linka:**No! I need that! *[Chases after Lola and falls down the stairs.]*

*[Lola tosses it to Luna.]*

**Leni:** *[laughing]* Keep away with Aunt Linka’s watch!

**Luna:**Oops! *[tosses it to Leni]*

**Linka:** You guys, this is serious! *[Sees this dimension's version of her mom and gets an idea]* PILE ON MOM!"

*[Their mom runs away screaming and the girls run off to pile on her and they start kissing her. Linka manages to grab her watch as they charge off.]*

**Rita:**UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!

*[There are only a few seconds left.]*

**Linka:** Phew. Just in time.

**Lynn(Girl):**Hey, Stinka, I almost forgot something. *[pantses Linka and runs off laughing]*

*[Linka sighs, activates the portal, and jumps in screaming.]*

*[Linka makes it through the portal and ends up back in her linen closet room. However...]*

**Linka?**: My room! *[sees a familiar stuffed friend]* "Bun-Bun!" *[grabs Bun-Bun and cuddles her]* It worked!

*[The lights turn on and reveals her sisters are still here.]*

**Lori:** Are you okay? Did you have a nightmare?

**Linka?:**AAAHH! It didn't work!

**Luna:** You want some water?

**Lola:** How about warm milk?

**Lynn(Girl):** Do you want some water?"

**Leni:**Aw. Want us to stay until you fall asleep, Lincoln?

**Linka?:** [*confused]* Lincoln?

*[Linka looks around to see that her room is now completely different l there's a photo of her and a male version of Claire, and she finds out in her mirror that she had turned into a boy named Lincoln Loud.]*

**Lincoln**:I'M IN THE WRONG DIMENSION!

*[Lincoln screams in horror and then the scene immediately changes back to Linka. It turns out Linka was having a nightmare; Her room is the same as it was and she's still Linka Loud.]*

**Linka:**Oh, thank goodness. It was all just a nightmare.

**Loki:** *[concerned]* We heard you scream! Are you okay? Here's Bun-Bun, Linky.

*[Her brothers comfort her after her scare.]*

**Loni:**Leon will kiss it and make it all better.

**Linka:**Thanks, guys. You're the best.

*[Leon kisses his sister]*

**Linka:** It's good to be home. I'll never complain about having brothers again.

*[As they embrace for a caring moment, the boys realize what she just said.]*

**Lexx:**Wait. What?

**Linka:**I mean, you know, the monks.

*[Loni notices a wristwatch and picks it up.]*

**Loni:** Linka, is this yours? It fell on the floor.

*[Linka screams, tosses it on the floor, and stomps it into pieces.]*

**Loki:***[murky]* That was literally mine! You are so gonna pay!

**Linka:**Okay, I know, swirly

**Loki:**Not this time, I’m not the in mood. This time with money.

**Linka:**Oh, okay. I can live that.

*[The brothers leave the room]*

**Linka:**It’s good to have brothers like them.

*[We cut back to Lincoln’s room where she still in room and she is laying on his bed and Linka is now on face time.]*

**Linka:**And that’s what happened.

**Lincoln:**Wow, your interpretations of my sisters did the same thing your brothers did in my dreams

**Linka:**Well, they’ve gave me dutch ovens and swirlies before, but they’ve never flushed Bun-Bun or took my clothes.

**Lincoln:**That is true. I’m glad our siblings are our similar but different.

**Linka:**Me too. Well, see ya later, Lincoln.

**Lincoln:**Bye Linka.*[hangs up]*

*[Lincoln gets off his bed and she opens his door and she finds his sisters.]*

**Lincoln**:How long have you’ve been listening?

**Lisa:**Long enough to hear, every word you’ve said.

*[Lincoln groans and shakes his head.]*

**Luan:**Hey, it was Lynn’s idea!

**Lynn:**Hey, I thought you were talking to a girl you haven’t met and I was curious.

**Lincoln:**Well, you know what they say “curiosity killed the cat”.

**Luan:**Yeah, they’re not *kitten* around! *[laughs]*Get it?

**Lori:**Anyway, we heard everything about Linka’s dream versions of us and I’m glad we’re not like them.

**Leni:**Totes.

**Lincoln:**Well, they had certain aspects of you but some them were Lynn’s.

**Lynn:***[proudly]*True.

**Leni:**But there’s two things I like about those versions of us. The fact they love to go the mall.

**Lola:**And they way show their mom affection.

**Lola:**So we were wondering…

**Lincoln:***[Turns red]* Yeah... I don’t know. *[walks out of the room]*

**Lola:**Come on, Linky. Please.

*[Lincoln sighs and turn around to his sisters.]*

**Lincoln:***[smiles]* Oh, okay. Let me have it.

**Lola:**Yippee! Pile on Lincoln!

*[The sisters pile on top of Lincoln and they shower with ever lasting affection --whether they're hugging him, kissing him on the cheek or forehead, pinching his cheeks, bopping nose or playing with his hair.]*

                           **THE END**

**Trivia**

* This story incorporates some of my headcanon that the Loud brothers like the mall.
* I was originality gonna call it One of the girls but the user chanyhuman already has a story called One of the Girls, which is just a genderswapped version of the entire episode.