Terraria Hardcore Season Two

Eight players had to fight Eye of Cthulhu, Eater of World, and Skeletron, in that order.

## Players

Akzron

Papyrus

Gaster

KazNor

Nathaniel

Sandra

Maxwell

Whistern

## Episodes

A Team Full of Noobs

Blizzarding

Where's the Corruption?

Flying Fish Chase

Gone to Sea

Granite Cave

An Evil Presence Watches

Eye of Cthulhu

In A Desert Pit

Heart Crystal Galore

Return to the Town

Eater of Worlds

Making the Last House

Going to the Castle

Waiting for Night Time

The Bloody Finale

## Qoutes

***Episode One***

Akzron: I'm with seven other noobs.

Papyrus: No one will see it because it was lost.

***Episode Two***

Sandra: The background blinds my eyes

KazNor: Stop being meticulous, Akzron!

Gaster: Oh! Star! Star! It's mine!

***Episode Three***

Akzron: Why are you talking about Eater of Worlds?

KazNor: We got a tungsten hammer, my friendarinos!

***Episode Four***

Akzron: Hah hah! I beat you flying fish!

***Episode Five***

Maxwell: Happiness in a Corruption biome? What?

KazNor: Everybody... I just fucked myself. \*He dropped his recall potions while in the ocean. He was surrounded by jellyfish and sharks.\*

Akzron: Yeah, you can go quick in this game.

Akzron: What is that? A heart crystal!

***Episode Six***

Akzron: Another heart crystal! Are you serious?

Akzron: Another fucking heart crystal!

Akzron: Oh my, God! Bat, why?! Hhhhhhhhhaalllalua! \*Fell down, got hit by a bat, and ended up with 68 hp.\*

***Episode Seven***

Akzron: I don't like- No. I don't appreciate what Joseph just said.

***Episode Eight***

Maxwell: WHY AM I HAPPY ON A BOSS FIGHT?!

Maxwell: I'm not going to make it! No! No! Fuck!

Nathaniel: I need to get in the house! Protect me!

Sandra: Why are we fighting in the house?

Gaster: Because he's low.

Akzron: I'm wasting bullets every second of the day!

Akzron: I try to do something humane...

Papyrus: The Dryad gets a corruption chest?

***Episode Nine***

Akzron: That was a faithful thorn hook throw!

Nathaniel: \*Shrieking like a banshee\* Dude! It did ten damage!

Akzron: I was a human pinball!

Nathaniel: AH GOD! I'M GETTING SWARMED! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME! I'M AT HALF!

Nathaniel: I thought I just died!

Akzron: What is that?! Ah! Ah! Ah! Free gold!

Whistern: I have an itch in my armpit.

Akzron: That's a quote!

***Episode Ten***

Nathaniel: Heart Crystal! Heart Crystal! Heart Crystal! I found a Heart Crystal!

Whistern: Don't let yourself just fall! You could've hit a trap!

Whistern: I'll be fine. You know I'll die by poison.

Whistern: WHAT IS THAT?! OH, A TOMB CRAWLER!

Gaster: I almost fell to my death!

Gaster: I like me some foxel blocks. Foxel blocks... Foxel blocks?!

Nathaniel: Another heart crystal!

Gaster: May I get the heart crystal?

Gaster: 250 health.

Akzron: Another heart crystal. Are you fucking serious?! Again?

Papyrus: This game is being too generous to us.

***Episode Eleven***

Sandra: That was sure fun!

Nathaniel: No it wasn't.

Akzron: This mirror is the best thing that we have found!

***Episode Twelve***

Akzron: I know what I'm doing.

Sandra: Hip-pity Hop-pity, No Hearts on This Property!

Akzron: HOLY SHIT! He went so fast!

Akzron: This is a long boss!

Gaster: It really is a "long" boss.

Akzron: Uggh, God. Really Gaster? Why?

Papyrus: Oh my goodness, there's three flying around!

Akzron: Oh, it's dead! I did it!

Akzron: You realize that your falling right?

Sandra: Ah, crap!

Sandra: I'm trying to break something.

Sandra: I want to know what it is.

Sandra: I just broke something.

Gaster: Quelle Surprise! \*when reading the message "A horrible chill goes down your spine..."\*

Sandra: Oh my, God! \*Watches as Whistern falls to her death.\*

Whistern: Wait, let me see. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Akzron: Whistern just died?!

Papyrus: Yeah, by falling damage.

Sandra: No, I saw her take damage before she died!

Nathaniel: That was anti-climatic.

***Episode Thirteen***

Sandra: You're going to leave him to get killed by zombies!

Akzron: No I'm not!

Akzron: I'm setting things up for a Blood Moon.

***Episode Fourteen***

Akzron: If a blood moon happens, we have to go back.

***Episode Fifteen***

Akzron: I'm surrounded by enemies.

***Episode Sixteen***

Akzron: Papyrus, may you give us an inspiring speech?

Papyrus: Well, there's five of us, and one of him. I'd say our odds are high.

Akzron: Ah, fuck! It is a Blood Moon! Well, fuck it! We're fighting in the blood moon!

Nathaniel: Oh, God! The hands got me! AH!

Papyrus: You can do this, Papyrus! You've just got to kill this skeleton thing.

Sandra: This is bad! I don't like this this! I don't like this! NO!

Gaster: Give me some healing items, for the love of God!

Papyrus: I believe in you, Akzron! Gah!

Akzron: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MYSELF! I DON'T BELIEVE IN MYSELF! I DON'T BELIEVE IN MYSELF!

Akzron: Papyrus! Why have you abandoned me!

Akzron: He's so close! It's so close!

Akzron: Please just die! Please just die! Please die, please die, please die, please die!

Akzron: He needs to die!

Akzron: YYYYEEEEEESSSSSS! I DID IT!

Akzron: My last stand!

Akzron: Now here's my actual last stand!

Akzron: I'm getting surrounded!

Akzron: Oh my, God! What?! That synchronicity! All my comrades are dead, and Luke and Xylia are throwing a party!

Akzron: Hahahahahah. Why? This is not fair!

Akzron: I guess thank you for throwing a party for my success.

## Songs

Wake | Linkin Park \*This is the intro song\*

Before

Shriek

The Tower

Glory

Sick Talk

Schools of Eyes

Despicable Animal

Paradise

I Know the Law

Logic of Color

Southern Comfort

Lava Flows

A Lady

Maribel

Vessel

Locked Inside

Incredible

Of Course We Know

The Good Soldier

Talking About Money

The Peace Outside of Brohmanson

Steam En-genius

Hey

How many people have I actually met in my life?

In Chains

The Departure

I Don't Mind

Stained

India Take Two

Plains

The Wrong Side of History

Hold Me Down

Fairy Tale

Sight/Flight

Feet All In

Fish

This Means War

Saved By A Waif

Every Day Is Exactly the Same

Sunspots

How to Whisper

Tattoo

Overwhelming Situation

Turn Up The Radio

Keep It Quiet

Iridescent

Shepherd of Fire

Uprising

Never Too Late

Baymont Inn

Bathroom Tile Blues

United States of Eurasia (Collateral Damage)

Secede for a Reason

The Greater Good

Your Protector

Another Light

Electric Blue

Song for You

The Warning

We Got Everything

A Fly Trapped in a Jar

Education

People as Places as People

The Stage

God Damn

Creating God

Little Motel

The First Unfinished Song for the Minecraft Documentary \*this is too ironic, now isn't it\*

The Well and the Lighthouse

Pistol

Session

Burning in the Skies

Locked Out

Together We'll Ring In the New Year

Plimsoll Punks

Needing/Getting

Given Up

Block After Block

If Children Were Wishes

Intervention

Neon Bible

Obituary

My Creator \*This is the Credits song\*

## Trivia

* Papyrus played in the original run of the first season of Terraria Hardcore.
* Akzron was the last survivor.
* KazNor was only one that died before a boss.
* Whistern was the only one to die after a boss. Specifically after the defeat of Eater of Worlds.
* Whistern was hit by an Eater of Souls before she hit the floor and died.
* Nathaniel kept on getting close calls.
* So did Akzron, but Nathaniel had more.
* The group fought Skeletron during a Blood Moon.
* That means Akzron had to survive the Blood Moon as well, making it his final stand.
* KazNor was the first to fail in this season. He tends to do this a lot in seasons, especially if he's in a season with Akzron.
* Papyrus was the last to fail in this season. He believed in Akzron. He believed he could win. Well, he wasn't wrong.
* Gaster's death quote was the longest in this season.
* Papyrus' death quote was the shortest in this season.