Episode 101: Dawn and Too Many Sitters

The episode for "Dawn and Too Many Sitters" was originally released on February 26, 2018 and is BSC #98. **You can listen to it here.** This episode is 1:03:36 long.This week's ghostwriter: Peter Lerangis.

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## Official Episode Description

Some alt titles for this week’s episode:

“The Tragic Misadventures of Dong and Jaff Schafer”

“Kristy and the Corporate Sabotage”

“The Increasingly Bittersweet Feet of Sweet, Sweet Pete”

“Christian Iconography in Painting – From Signorelli to Soileau”

"How to Spell ‘Jacob’ With a ‘K’: A (Surprisingly Robust) Analysis”

Pick whichever title you like before you dive in, but don’t forget to strap on your most serious face and prepare your very manliest voice, because we’re going to start things off with a long overdue checkin on the tumultuous happenings over at Goliath Industries.

## Music Credits

* “Drama,” by SaveMusic
* “Love Potion,” by Fasol Prod
* “The Prophecy,” by Fox Beat
* Original Intro by Scott Lamb
* Superbrat Outro by Superbrat

## Segments

###  Burn Of The Week

Tanner: "don't make me sit for that ugly dork again"

Jack's burn is on Kant, a burn on chickens and fish.

###  Deep Voice Boys

Tanner is Mark Markson, Jack is Goliath Hardbody. There is some confusion about their roles; they settle on Jack/Goliath as CEO of Goliath Industries, and Tanner/Mark as CAO. This Roleplay is about the new BIT program. The scenario is a board meeting and the ludicrousness of the 25% percent cut the BITs would get. "They're going to be spending it all on pogs!" The boys posit that this is an act of self-sabotage by Kristy.

###  Lerangis Moment

Opinion is that this has been a rough run of Pete books since Dawn left. There is speculation about the role of the Scholastic lawyers.

Baby Bee Jakob (Kakob?) did the song this week, to the theme of Ducktales.

###  Refrigerator Play

A lost barrette in the spinach salad, or a house key in the jello.

###  Soileau You Into the Dark

Baby Bee Carys introduces the segment. Jack and Tanner reference Skillex

The cover happened in the novel.

Topics: crucifixion and the Golden Ratio. This may be like The Thinker by Rodin

A painting on the wall: Turner-esque.

###  Typo Negative

Who are the Salem twins? They aren't mentioned on the BSC Wiki. (Jack, sing that song and Google: they were in Episode 54: Mary Anne + 2 Many Babies.)

## Jack's References

* Kristy is "a multi-hyphenate".
* Livia Drusilla
* Jack recites the etymology of "anon" (Old English).

## Tanner's References

* Tanner Sings the rap portion of Will Smith's "Wild Wild West"

## Notes

* Jack relates a story about putting Cyril to sleep while walking around the block and singing the mockingbird song for an hour.
	+ Tanner suggests alternate song selections: Smash Mouth, Savage Garden, Celine Dion, Boyz II Men, Seal
* This book is G👏C👏B👏S👏F.
* This book seems to align with a Hawaii Super Special which Jack and Tanner promise they will read. (Narrator: and they did, a year later: BSCSC 013: Aloha, Baby-sitters!)

## References & Links

#### Literature

1. ↑ The Thinker: http://www.musee-rodin.fr/en/collections/sculptures/thinker
2. ↑ Turner: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Burning\_of\_the\_Houses\_of\_Lords\_and\_Commons
3. ↑ Livia Drusilla: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livia
#### Culture

1. ↑ Pogs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk\_caps\_(game)
2. ↑ They mean Golden Spiral: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden\_spiral
#### Music

1. ↑ Skrillex: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex
2. ↑ Smash Mouth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smash\_Mouth
3. ↑ Savage Garden: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage\_Garden
4. ↑ Celine Dion: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celine\_Dion
5. ↑ Boyz II Men: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyz\_II\_Men
6. ↑ Seal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal\_(musician)

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