Oliver the First, Forgotten, Alpha and Omega

***Oliver the First, Forgotten, Alpha and Omega,** or alternativly **" Oliver "** is a Bobr Kubr personality. Though the times he appears are very few and far inbetween, he is by far the most powerful of all the Kurb, unmatched even by the power of the eldritch gods in the Kurb basement. He was the first personality to ever exist, strangely even mimicking how a real person acts at one point of his immortal life.*

## Biography

### Birth and Early Life

Oliver was born the year -13 as " Oliver Filurström Karl-Olof Bengtsson Ove ". At this time, his parents just so happened to be the richest people on Earth ( though unknown even to them ). Not much of a talker, he had a hard time trying to find ' Apbögar ' ( Friends in Swedish ) so when he finally did, he preferred learning how they lived compared to how the high-rollers of his families inner circle did. They taught him to be ambitious and to always prioritizing being straight and getting rich and powerful over anything else! These lessons would affect the young boy for his later life.

### Founding of the Burgvasse

Being among his closet-racist friends for the entierty of his childhood, Oliver grew up to be a " Hateful Ass Cracker " ( a title with a double meaning ). He just so happened to be an economical genius and doubled his parents income two months after his 10th birthday. It was on one of these business trips ( which he took quite a lot during weekends, saving up all his capabilities and skill in the art of speaking during schooldays ) where he stumbled upon two collection of ruins which you could barely call cities in modern day Israel. Though he did not know this, he had just stumbled upon three of the most infamous cities of history: **" Sodom ",** **" Gomorrah "** and **"Södertälje".** After strolling through the cities, probably to find treasures ( he was 10 at the time ) he instead stumbled upon a sewer lid made out of bamboo. Being curious, he stumbled into the sewers who happened to not be sewers at all, but tunnels made out of Sand. Here he found a small civilisation, comprised of not more than 7 other rat-people. These ratlings spoke to Oliver and explained that they were the last people of a secret civilization who had owned all the worlds riches for generations; **" Jhudarna ".** He quickly became friends with the rat people ( he could relate to a lot of their features, both on the outside and inside ) and saw his opportunity. He had the money and now he just wanted power. And with these other rats he could actually become a global-spanning secret empire. Thus, he formed the **Burgvasse**, that would in its early ears conduct many different operations and flourish.

### Holland and The Bobr Genesis

Oliver was now on top of the world and had everything he could've ever wanted. Though, as he did, he grew softer and kinder. Suddenly, he thought that slaves were an immoral addition to the Burgvasse cause and such. Noticing the difference, his friends from his childhood were having none of it and thus convinced him to bring them all to a trip to the country then named **"Holland"**. For the good old times, you know? Oliver had grown kinder and more trusting of his friends over the years and didn't hesitate to bring them with him to a business trip there, **year 0**. It was all fun and giggles, until he was surrounded by his " friends " in a back-alley in Amsterdam. His friends still saw the hater in him, they still believed he could be saved. But it was in vain. As the convincing turned to trashtalk it escalated even more. And in the end, his friend **Leonardo** " accidentally " cut off his balls with a diamond cutter sawblade shaped like what he called a " Hakkors ". And as they dropped to the ground, Oliver screamed. And as he screamed, **The Bobr Genesis** took place, splitting his and parts of his friends souls into a thousand pieces who was spread around the world. Holland would forever be called **" The Netherlands "** as they contained parts of the firsts nether region. His friends, who only had a little of their souls split from them later formed the **Slave Cartels**.

#### The Aftermath

Though still shattered, the originial piece of his soul remained. And the Bobr Genesis made him ascend. It is now unsure where he is, but it is also not important. What is important is that if he is summoned, untold calamity will follow suit should he will it. Though, only a select few in the world still remembers him among the Bobr. That is just how little he visits the world which he was born in.