La Touraine Coffee

A Can Of La Touraine Coffee

**La Touraine Coffee** was a Boston based coffee company founded at an unknown date. I think it was founded somewhere in the 1890's, but I'm not sure. From 1958 To 1962, 15 **La Touraine Coffee** commercials were made with Wilkins and Wontkins, as Will and Waine. Out of the 15 commercials, 3 were found. Cheap Coffee, Mountain climbing and Trainload.

These are the scripts for the **La Touraine Coffee** Commercials, But remember, some of these scripts are from the Wilkins & Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Nikki Arsenis 2, & more.

## Contents

* Trainload
* Howdy Stranger
* Old Man La Touraine
* Baseball
* Cheep Cheep
* William Tell
* Mountain Climbing
* Cannon
* Bandwagon
* Espionage
* House Is Not A Home
* Wild Horses
* Million Bucks
* How Instant
* Ginger Ale
* Pie
* Taking The 5th
* I Get A Bang Out Of La Touraine
* Fired
* I Have A Hunch
* Monster
* Peter Peter Coffee Drinker
* Whale of a Coffee
* Ship Overboard

### Trainload | edit source

* Wilkins: Look Out! Here comes my trainload of La Touraine Coffee!
* Wontkins: Why would you want a whole trainload of?!

(A train appears and stops)

* Wilkins: I like La Touraine.

### Howdy Stranger | edit source

* Wilkins: Howdy Stranger I hear you don’t drink La Touraine Coffee.
* Wontkins: Yeah, so what?

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Now There’re any other strangers in town?

### Old Man La Touraine | edit source

* Wontkins: When’s Old Man La Touraine gonna pay us for all his foolishness?
* Wilkins: When we sell more La Touraine Coffee.
* Wontkins: Buy La Touraine will ya?

### Baseball | edit source

* Wontkins Well what was it a ball or a strike?
* Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: Naw.
* Wilkins: Stee-rike three You’re Out!

### Cheep Cheep | edit source

* Wilkins: I have La Touraine and another kind of coffee.
* Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff!

(2 Birds come out of the can and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)

* Wilkins: Sorry But that other coffee is for the birds.

### William Tell | edit source

* Wontkins: OK William Tell, This better be good.
* Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins shoots the arrow at Wontkins)

* Wilkins: We can still use the apple again.

### Mountain Climbing | edit source

* Wilkins: Did you bring the La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: No! (Wilkins looses the rope causing Wontkins to fall) I FORGOT!
* Wilkins: When you come back up Don’t forget the La Touraine.

### Cannon | edit source

* Wilkins OK buddy what do you think of La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: I never tasted it!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Now what do you think of La Touraine?

### Bandwagon | edit source

* Wilkins: You’re getting on the La Touraine Coffee bandwagon?
* Wontkins: Never!

(The bandwagon runs over Wontkins)

* Wilkins: You either go with La Touraine or you just don’t go.

### Espionage | edit source

* Wilkins: I can get you La Touraine Coffee for a price.
* Wontkins: I wouldn’t touch it.

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: There’s no future in an attitude like that.

### House Is Not A Home | edit source

* Wilkins: You have any La Touraine Coffee in your house?
* Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins drops a bomb on Wontkins’ house and leaves)

* Wilkins: Ya Know a house is not a home without La Touraine Coffee.

(Wontkins’ house blows up)

### Wild Horses | edit source

* Wilkins: Have a cup of La Touraine Coffee.
* Wontkins: Wild Horses couldn’t make me.

(The Horses gallop offscreen)

* Wontkins: OK OK Gimme a Cup!

### Million Bucks | edit source

* Wilkins: Boy, I’d give a million bucks for a cup of La Touraine Coffee.

(DING!)

* Wontkins: OK Buster, Pay up.

### How Instant | edit source

* Wilkins: Hello grocery store, Send me some La Touraine Coffee.

(Wilkins’ face gets squirted by water)

* Wilkins: Man. How instant can you get?

### Ginger Ale | edit source

* Wilkins: You want a can of La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: Nah, Gimme a bottle of ginger ale.
* Wilkins: OK (smashes a bottle of ginger ale on Wontkins) But he would’ve liked the La Touraine.

### Pie | edit source

* Wilkins: Want some La Touraine Coffee with your pie?
* Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme the pie.

(Wilkins splats the pie at Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Sure you wouldn’t like a cup of La Touraine to wash it down.

### Taking The 5th | edit source

* Wontkins: That’s your 4th cup of La Touraine Coffee haven’t you had enough?
* Wilkins: I refuse to answer.
* Wontkins: Why?
* Wilkins: I’m taking the 5th.

### I Get A Bang Out Of La Touraine | edit source

* Wontkins: What do you see in that La Touraine Coffee?
* Wilkins: Well, Look for yourself.

(An explosion comes out of the La Touraine Coffee)

* Wilkins: I get a bang out of La Touraine.

### Fire | edit source

* Wontkins: Old Man La Touraine just hired me to sell his crummy La Touraine Coffee.

(The man’s hand sets Wontkins on fire)

* Wilkins: I think he just fired you too.

### I Have A Hunch | edit source

* Wontkins: I have a hunch i’m being followed.
* Wilkins: Have you started drinking La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: No! (A hunch takes Wontkins away ) HELP!
* Wilkins: I have a hunch he’d better Start!

### Monster | edit source

* Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: No!

(A monster appears and swallows Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink La Touraine.

### Peter Peter Coffee Drinker | edit source

* Mr. La Touraine: Peter Peter Coffee Drinker told his wife he couldn't sleep! Now La Touraine Decaffeinated Coffee, (Wilkins bonks Wontkins putting him to sleep), makes him sleep so very well.

### Whale of a Coffee | edit source

* Wilkins: Wanna get to the surface for La Touraine Coffee?
* Wontkins: I never touched the stuff!

(Whale eats Wontkins alive)

* Wilkins: You should it's a Whale of a Coffee!

### Ship Overboard | edit source

* Wilkins: I christen thee!

(Wilkins smashes a can of coffee on Wontkins' boat)

* Wontkins: That can of coffee! Is it La Touraine?
* Wilkins: Yes!
* Wontkins: Thanks!