1993 Brickyard 400

The **1993 Brickyard 400** nicknamed "Clash of the Pitties" is a well known and infamous race after a crash on lap 121. The King's right rear tire came loose and hit Claude Scruggs on the hood causing him to lose focus and control causing him to flip eight times quickly before landing on his wheels ending in flames as well as fuel and oil leaking, his fuel caught fire as well and it become a bigger fire. His hood came off entirely. James Cleanair tried to avoid him but collected several cars including Chuck Armstrong who flipped five times before ending up on his roof. A total of sixteen cars were in that crash including Don Alternators, Brush Curber and Johnny Blamer. Claude and Chuck missed one race being replaced by Banks and Hollister. The race was red flagged but restarted 30 minutes later.

This race is won by Andrew Axler with Billy Oilchanger second followed by Murray Clutchburn in 3rd. Kraig and Eugene take 4th and 5th. Sixth is Chick Hicks and seventh Ernie Gearson. Part timer Manny Flywheel SOMEHOW finishes in 8th and Rusty Cornfuel is ninth.

It was shown Luke did not put The King's tire correctly due to Roger giving a wrong order by mistake. This cause several pit crews to get mad at Roger and have a fist fight. Poor Roger was faced with several punches and insults (including some like "Your wife should divorce you!" and "(Popeye Toot) you Roger!") This really hurt him and he started crying heavily and left the pit and went into the garage. The King and Luke arrived there soon enough with Lynda as well as racers Eugene Carbureski and Kraig Shiftright (Klint was involved in the wreck slamming into Ryan Shields and Brush Curber) and Tank Coat and Clutch Aid crew chiefs Wells Runabout and Roy Lassetire (John's father) to comfort the poor crying Roger.

This is considered the most historic Brickyard 400 of the decade and it's the unforgettable and historic Brickyard 400 of the 1990's. The 1996 Brickyard 400 is the second best due to a close finish between Ernie Gearson and WINNER KEVIN RACINGTIRE WHO GETS ONLY HIS SECOND WIN **EVER!** His first being in the 1990 Michigan 400. Ernie was second and of course The King was third.

Roger bawls and floods the garage a lot in this race and is his second hardest sobbing, bawling and crying among others in Roger's life. The worst bawling being when The King crashed badly in the extremely hyper historic 1973 Tow Cap 400.

However Several crew chiefs had to be replaced for some races or the entire season as Sky Lewis Scolded every single one of them (Not Including Roger) and beating them up including HIS MOTHER Kelly Lewis who told roger that your wife should divorce you.

Sky was banned for the rest of the season but he didn’t know since he took an entire holiday break for the rest of the season.

## Transcript

### The Fight

* Benny Pitstops : OH NO STRIP WEATHERS REAR HAS FALLEN OFF COLLECTING 16 CARS INDEPENDENTLY.
* Bob Cutlass : SKY NEARLY GOT INVLOVED IN IT LIKE WHAT IS THIS.
* (Multiple Team Radios)
* Roger Wheeler : WHAT THE (POPEYE TOOT) HAVE I DONE.
* Harold Rose (Garret Revley's Crew Cheif) : YEAH (YEE) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE INDEED \*PUNCHES ROGER IN THE EYE\*.
* EVERY PIT CREW : \*FIGHTS\*.
* Roger Wheeler : OOOW STOP IT.
* Earl Filter : NO (POPEYE TOOT) YOU ROGER.
* Kelly Lewis : Your wife should divorce you (KICKS ROGER HARD).
* (10 Minutes Later)
* Sky Lewis : OI YOU WHAT THE POPEYE TOOT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU (UNCLE NOAH HORN) (YEE).
* Kelly Lewis : Uuuuuh I Can Explain.
* Sky Lewis : **OOH SO YOU WANNA GET INVLOVED IN THIS KELLY THIS IS YOUR PUNSHMENT (BEATS UP KELLY AND SOME CREW CHEIFS AND SOME PITTYS).**
* (10 Minutes Later Again)
* Sky Lewis : I QUIT YOU PEICES OF SCRAP METAL (Leaves).
* Benny Pitstops : WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, THAT IS THE MOST INFAMOUS MOMENT EVER IN PISTON CUP HISTORY.