WhereisMomota

@whereismomota is a twitter account dedicated to Kaito Momota from Danganronpa V3!

## Kaito Momota

### Aliases

Luminary of the stars!Elite babygirl (later revoked by Riku)

admin: Momod, Momotadmin

### Relatives

Grandparents: Grandma. grandpa (idk they don't have names)Parents: Mama Naegi, Papa Naegi. Junko Enoshima (adoptive), Kyoko Kirigiri (by proxy), Celestia Ludenberg (by proxy).

(former) adoptive parents: Leon Kuwata, Yuuki Mishima, Basil

Siblings: Makoto Naegi (older brother), Komaru Naegi (twin sister), K1-B0/Kiibo (adoptive), Maki Harukawa (adoptive), Shuichi Saihara (adoptive). Monokuma (?)

Others: Riku (first cousin), Sephiroth (uncle), Gold (second cousin), queen vralentre (third cousin),

Husband: Kokichi Ouma

## Biographical information

### Date of death

"I'm not dead I never died what are you even talking about, you're crazy kaos"

## Extras

### Enemies

All of whereis twt!

The account was started up in August 21, 2022, and was inspired by whereisgoro and the whereis community! It posts various edits of Kaito Momota in different locations and pieces of media.

## Whereis twt lore

### Dad arc

shortly after joining whereis twt, Kaito was adopted by Mishima, Leon, and Basil, who had recently married. They had also adopted Riku and Kagehara 2, and later Shuichi (accidentally). However, many people were upset by the notion that Mishima has bitches. Furthermore, the trio kept trying to kidnap people and make them their guard dogs. Their house was burned down, they were threatened with murder. And so the family hid in the basement.

Then, Yusuke finally had enough, and sent Mishima a calling card, and they fought inside Mishima's palace. Drama was high as Mishima's shadow kidnapped Akira. At that point, Kaito started questioning his father Mishima, asking why he has a palace, and what he was hiding from him. Mishima apologizes, but Kaito only feels betrayal. And so, he helps Yusuke, and Yusuke beats Mishima's shadow, saving the day.

The family soon fell apart, and everything went back to normal. Whereis twt gave a collective sigh of relief as Mishima was bitchless yet again.

### Current family

As dictated by law (aka the website that makes random pair ups in random categories), Kaito's twin is Komaru Naegi. This was a wonderful revelation, as he now had a family again.

During Kaito's wedding, the family tree grew even further, with cousins of differentiating closeness added. He was also adopted later.

### Kaos

Kaito's bestie, but let's be honest kaos is everyone on whereis twt's bestie.

Though Kaos keeps mentioning these weird things like "respiratory issues" and "chapter 5" and "execution" and "dice"?? Kaito believes he may be hallucinating due to hitting his head.

Also Kaos was later found out to actually be an alien! But unfortunately all information on his planet is classified. Kaito was very disappointed.

### Gifts

Kaito has an ongoing trend of getting people matching galaxy-patterned items as a wedding gift. For example, he gave Maki and Kaede Galaxy patterned dresses, and to Junko, Celeste and Kyoko, he gave teacups.

### The Banana

Kaito ate a banana that was given to him by Yasuhiro Hagakure. It had a warning on it that eating it will cause mysterious and unexplainable event to occur. After he ate it (because of course he did) he started teleporting to random places. He went to Korekiyo for help but in the end the issue was never resolved. Now whenever something weird happens he can blame it on the banana.

### Love life

##### early love life

Before he truly found his partner, the law (the website) decided that Kaito's Valentine's is Kaos! Kaito accepted this, as he believes in the fate that the website gives. Kaos was not too thrilled, but did enjoy receiving chocolates. Kagehara 1 was not at all thrilled, and threatened to murder Kaos.

##### Husband

Kaito is currently married to Kokichi Ouma.

They first met when Kokichi said he wants a Kaito account so he can bully him, to which Kaito replied a very dignified "HEY!"

Notable past events between the two include:

**Maki and Kaede's wedding** - Kaito was Maki's best man, and he made a speech. After a lot of chaos, Shuichi also made a speech. Kaito joked that his own was better, and Kokichi then said that Kaito's sucked. After a bit more fighting, Kaito took Maki's bat and chased Kokichi with it. Ahh, love.

**Shuichi and Edgeworth's wedding** - Kaito and Kokichi both made speeches, and after Kaito insulted Kokichi's speech, Kokichi somehow got the bat and chased Kaito with it. This resulted in Kaito's death. No worries though, everyone in whereis twt is immortal.

**The confession** - Kokichi posted a tweet where he's telling people to grow and change as a person. After they called each other bitchless for a few minutes in the replies, Kaito did the cliché where he says that he doesn't get anyone who like Kokichi, even if he *is* [rants about his many positive attributes and his beautiful eyes], to which Kokichi and Kaos obviously question him about (Kaos was also there ofc). Kaito denies it, but eventually relents. Then Junko pops up and says she ships is, and Kokichi blushes, and so Kaito questions him back until Kokichi admits he likes him back. And so the two were dating.

**Junko, Celeste and Kyoko's wedding** - Kokichi caught the bouquet, and so they decided to marry.

##### Wedding

Kaito and Kokichi wedding was, of course, chaos incarnate, as it should be.

* Many cousins were added to the family.

* A Kokichi clone (otherkichi) appeared.
	+ At first they thought it was a clone from the clone factory, but then he revealed that he's actually from an alternate dimension.
	+ Kaos theorized all his hallucinations were actually visions from another dimension.
	+ Kaito was delighted by this revelation and decided he and Kokichi's honeymoon will be in alternate dimensions, including otherkichi's dimension, the hypothetical dimension where Kaos's hallucinations took place, and most importantly, the mlp universe.

* Kaos (best man) walked Kaito to the alter, and Tacticooler played the wedding march - shittyfluted, which made Kaito's ears bleed really badly. It was very very loud and everyone was screaming. Kokichi reached the alter just as it ended (it was 5 minutes long).

* The rings were a purple galaxy patterned ring and a beautiful pink ring. They were not tacky.

* They were also approved by the daily oumota account.

* There was a moment where Kaito clapped so hard he caused an earthquake.

* Then there was cake that Kokichi brought that everyone thought was poisoned. Kaito ate it and started coughing. Kokichi revealed that he got the cake from some guy in a van with a funny dog. Kaito coughed harder. Everyone was suddenly very worried.
	+ Oh, but Kaito was fine he just ate too much at once and choked on it.

* Then there were gifts.
	+ Gonta gave them a beautiful butterfly show! Love you Gonta.
	+ Junko gave them a whole ass observatory (NOT stolen, she promises).
	+ Kaos gave them Starship Mario which, ok Kaos we're just going bigger and bigger aren't we?
	+ Komaru gave the plushies of each other, except the Kokichi one was bald, and then she gave them bald cats to go along with it. Very cool Komaru.
	+ Then Midori gave them shirts that say "I like his beard" and "I like his butt". This was very funny.
	+ Then Kaito revealed that he actually got Kokichi a wedding gift before he realized he himself is gonna marry him. It was matching galaxy patterned Clown Suits.

* Kaos made the best best man speech ever in the world I love you dude.

* They put on amazing music that's so fire it set fire to the wedding place, so of course they played more to burn the place down.
	+ Kaos escaped, and the others kept trying to touch the fire.
	+ Then the police chased everyone them, so they escaped on a clown car and played the wedding march - shittyfluted again to kill all the cops.

### The Kaito Momota Bullying Era

That point in time where a bunch of people decided to destroy Kaito’s life at the same time – all condensed into one arc because all these things were kinda happening simultaneously.

#### Gundham and Gonta’s horror ritual

Gundham and Gonta were acting weird, and Kaito, not knowing any better at the time, decided to engage. After laughing creepily, and chanting “One of us” for who-knows-how-long”, they fucking kidnapped Kaito and Kokichi. They talked about coco-melon a lot, and kept chanting “one of us” urging them to join. Eventually, Kaito relented and joined in, and that was when they decided to take him to a... Ritual.

The ritual consisted of putting Kaito in a pot, pulling some level and lighting a fire under, then chanting “Coco-melon one of us!” continuously, asking Kaito to join in. Eventually he did. When they brought him back to Kokichi, he was being creepy and chanting along with them, much to Kokichi’s horror.

They asked Kokichi to also become “one of us”, and after threatening to kill Kaito if he doesn’t, he agreed to the ritual. However, when they got to the chanting part of the ritual, Kaito stayed quiet. He suddenly flipped the pot over, allowing Kokichi to escape as he held Gundham and Gonta off. That’s right, he was not actually brainwashed. Kokichi escaped, but after a lot of struggling, Kaito was held down. Gundham and Gonta decided to do...the blood ritual. So Gundham drew blood from Kaito and they tied him up, then they said something about Kokichi and left Kaito to panic. When they came back they said they did something to Kokichi, but that he’s fine. Of course Kaito didn’t believe them. After a lot of back and forth, just when things looked grim...

The Banana put an end to it all by teleporting Kaito away. All hail The Banana!

Later, Kaito found out they fed Kokichi a hamburger with his blood in it, much to his horror. Apparently, they were hoping he would transform into a Kaito-Kokichi mutant with 8 legs or something, but that didn't happen. However, Kaito was concerened as just a few days prior he ate strange alien food that supposedly turned him into the perfect being, but had a high chance of killing him, and it probably affected his bloodstream.

Other than that, however, the situation has been resolved. After a lot of being creepy, Gonta was made to realize that kidnapping people is wrong, and Gundham died three times and stopped being evil.

#### Shirokuma’s terror

In Shirokuma and Arashi’s wedding, Shirokuma threw kaito into a crowd, making him almost drown in people. He then told Kaito that was actually a dream and he’s just daydreaming at reception, which caused Kaito to go through an existential crisis. Then Shirokuma simply vanished, causing his mind to explode.

The following day, Shirokuma attempted to terrorize Kaito yet again, but seeing as he was not there, he instead threw Kokichi into a crowd twice. Junko popped up and she and shirokuma had an uno reverse yeeting match. At some point, Kaito finally showed up, and Shirokuma dived on all three of them. Kaito managed to grab hold of him, and Kokichi chomped him, but then he self-destructed.

#### Evil Kaito

The little break in the bullying where Kaito got the freaking villain despair disease, and went insane for a few hours blowing shit up. See, the reason Shirokuma threw people in crowds was because he was sick with the despair disease. During the whole fiasco, Kaito caught it as well. After Shirokuma self-destructed, it finally took hold of him, and he decided explosions were very cool.

He blew up a building, a car, a Junko Enoshima, a Kaos, a field, a house, a cloud, a Gundham and Gonta who came back to be ominous to him again, and after a long time spent looking for him, a Shirokuma as well. However, Shirokuma managed to grab Kaito and self-destruct yet again, and then also yeeted him into the sun. After he came back from dying, he was back to normal, and looked on in horror at the shit he did. Kokichi said he slayed though.

#### Kyoko’s oven of doom

Immediately following the events of Evil Kaito, Kyoko welcomed him to The Oven. Aka kidnapped and put him in her oven. Kokichi managed to get in and open the oven, and Kaito booked it and tried to hide. Unfortunately, he just hid inside the oven in the basement. Kaito then resigned to being cooked.

After the situation, Kyoko frequently said “Hello, Momota.” Very ominously, followed with stuff like “did you enjoy the oven?” or pictures of an oven or whatever else. However, it was resolved after Junko adopted him and she became him mom by proxy.

#### Hiyoko’s fireworks

Hiyoko decided to rip Kaito off and cause an explosion. When Kaito replied with the dignified “uh oh”, she tied fireworks onto him and launched and exploded him into space. Makoto Naegi stood there and watched. That’s right, Kaito’s brother. What the fuck Makoto.

Kaito soon reached space (WOW those fireworks were strong) but died, obviously, since he had nothing to protect him...

A few days later, during the purge, Hiyoko tied fireworks to Kaito's house and launched it into space.

#### The rocket journey!

Shirokuma decided to launch Kaito into space right after he came back. Luckily, this is an event I would not classify as part of the Kaito Bullying arc! It’s simply in the kaito bullying era since it was at the same time.

Shirokuma provided a proper and very nice-looking rocket for Kaito to use. For some reason it said “Execution START” on it, but apparently that’s just because he got it from Junko, and there’s no issues. Kaito then liveblogged his entire ~~execution~~ space journey, including the rocket flipping and going through the entire earth. Junko told him she will adopt him when he gets back down, so Kaito said he’ll be sure to get down there soon! Then the rocket fell down.

But it’s ok cause he survived and nothing bad happened!! He simply went to space, had some fun, and got a new mom! (Technically three? Junko and her two wives).

### Novoselic, ghosts, and hell

After it was revealed by a benevolent force (the random visual novel bot) that Kaito had killed Sonia Nevermind via 360 no scope (on her birthday!!), Kaito took over the kingdom of Novoselic (as per the tradition that apparently exists in that kingdom). He promptly held a funeral for Sonia, which is very fast and efficient of him, and everyone was sad (Kaede was smiling).

And thus Kaito and his husband Kokichi got themselves a kingdom to rule, how fun.

Learning this information, Kaos decided his job was to make it clear how ill-suited Kaito was to rule a kingdom, saying he’s stupid and lacks common sense. “Respectfully, you’re a moron.” he said. To defend his husband, Kokichi held a ritual to banish Kaos to the underworld. They also held funeral for Kaos. Kokichi also sent Komaru and Heejin to the underworld later.

Unfortunately all the ritual-ing caused some...ghosts....to appear. After a *lot* of panicking and denial that ghosts exist and then some more panicking, Kaito finally admitted ghosts are real, and Kaos pulled out his poltergust and solved the issue (from within hell? I guess?).

Meanwhile Kokichi looked for a new place to do rituals (Kaito didn’t want any more ghosts in the house, obviously). So Kokichi broke into their neighbor’s basement, and accidently got locked in there. Whoops. Luckily Kaito kicked down the door and they made a clown car getaway.

Unfortunately, Maki (who apparently cares more about Sonia than Kaito), assassinated Kaito and Kokichi as revenge for Sonia. After Kaito freaked out about being a g-g-g-ghost, he and Kokichi decided to go to hell, as they realized it’s the optimal date spot. And it is! Hell was great! They even saw Sonia before Maki (and Himiko) sacrificed Komaru to revive her.

I think Kaos fought Maki as revenge? No idea what happened with that though. They’re both assassins by the way. Did you know Kaos is an assassin? Apparently so. Kaos should really make his own wiki page.

Anyway that was the end of that arc. Kaito and Kokichi just got revived after a while since all of whereis twt are immortal, and everything was ok. Although it *is* implied Kaito actually got revived by Kagehara, who purposely revived him and not Kokichi.

### Water Arc

The water arc was a three-day event(?) consisting of a shit ton of water-related edits being posted every hour, 9 hours a day. Wow.

Kaito visited rivers, lakes, pools, did the ice bucket challenge, and whatever else.

Here are things that happened during that time.

**Bog -** Kaito got lost in a bog and escaped with the help of the troupple king, a lovely tip from kaos.

**Well -** Kaito fell down a well. This was not fun.

**Rain -** Kaito was out in the rain for 2 hours. He then got a cold. Kokichi got him chicken soup.

**Virtual world -** Kaito got pushed into the river of the virtual world. Or he fell on his own. This is unclear. Kaos got him put by taking over the program and giving him wings (after taking his sweet ass time and almost letting kaito bump into the wall). This will be important for the next arc.

**Hoenn -** Kaito went to a Hoenn sea route from Pokémon rse. IGN said too much water, or something.

**Bubbles -** Kaito was taught the bubble blowing technique

**Water -** Kaito drank water. Hooray.

### Nuclear Bomb Arc

Back to that time Kaito almost died in the virtual world: after saving him, Kaos kept talking about how Kokichi was plotting shit (in his hallucination) in the virtual world. Kokichi was very offended by this, saying he would never.

Earlier that day Kokichi was advocating for nuclear bombs to be legalized.

Kokichi also smugly looked on as a nuclear bomb set off in the distance. When Kaito pointed that out, however, Kokichi claimed he didn’t set off the bomb at all. Kaito believed his husband, as a husband does, so the two fought a *long* debate against Kaos about whether or not Kokichi set off the bombs.

Kaos called Kaito creepy for staring at his husband all the time, which was very uncalled for. It also proved Kokichi didn’t go anywhere to set off the bomb, since Kaito was watching him. They also proved Kokichi didn’t have any devices on him to set if off from a distance. Then Kaos made the incredibly out of nowhere claim that Kokichi set it off with his mind. Which is utterly ridiculous. Kaos *insisted* on a guilty until proven innocent mindset. Kaos then revealed one of his mindchips were stolen (a thing every self-respecting alien has, apparently), and that’s why he brought that up. Kaos suggested getting a friend to cut open Kokichi’s head and check, which is fucking crazy. Kaos also accused Kaito, which is equally crazy let’s be real.

Kaito decided Kaos is incredibly sus, so he accused him with some actually decent points for once in his life, such as Kaos actually having the means to use the brain chips, and the convenience of the bomb setting off right after Kokichi mentioned nuclear bombs, like it was to *frame* kokichi. Kaos finally admitted he was involved in this incident, but he didn’t actually do any of it. Instead, he admitted someone anonymously called him while disguising their voice, and bought a mind chip off of him. Both the phone call and the money were unfortunately untraceable.

After another bomb went off, the three decided to simply pursue whoever is most likely to set off a nuclear bomb, or whoever has a grudge against Kaito and Kokichi. Junko was at the top of that first category, but at the time she was Ryoko, and Ryoko didn’t do anything. Maki was kind of at the top of the second category, so they figured they’d check as well. She didn’t.

Then Kaito got a different idea. Kagehara. He had often showed disdain for Kaito and Kokichi’s relationship, trying to separate them and what not, and this was the perfect ploy to separate them for good. Also he was literally making a nuclear bomb.

After accusing him, it was revealed that Kagehara actually killed the admin of the account and took over and is now doing whatever he wants. Also he’s infatuated with Kaito and is practically a yandere. Fun. Kage then unleashed a bioweapon (funky boy from redline) that ate his nuclear bomb.

He is now constantly threatening to Kill Kokichi, and possibly destroy this universe, and steal Kaito away. We’ll see where it goes. Ahahaha.

The end. For now.

## Reviews

* "ten out of ten husband would marry again" -Kokichi
* "Truly a Luminary of The Stars 10/10 would WhereIs again." -Kiibo
* (for the character) "4/5 He's an amazing character, but uh, I dunno he's not really my thing when it comes to characters." -Kaos
* "5/5 very good and pure. nice smooth bald head. just a little bit of homo tendencies." -Komaru
* "5/5 stars! Lots of Kaito! Very good Kaito to Kaito ratio! Can never have enough of Kaito! Very good placement of Kaito! The Ka and ito is also good!! Recommended to send to Kaito haters to make them Kaitode because of too much Kaito!" -Gonta
* "This account is epic" -Snoop
* "4/5. From what I can see they have a fairly healthy Gimmick/Non gimmick post ratio, and they are quite funny and great to talk to. I often see them on the tl in places they shouldn't be, or flirting with kokichi, which can annoy me. However, it's more of a funny annoyance, and I don't feel any bad toward it. It annoys me less than Kaos/Komaru flirting. They have great posts overall, but I must put 4/5 and not 5/5 because nobody is perfect (Except Tsumugi ily tsumugi shirogane)" -Prince Cowbit
* "5/5 space" - live himiko yumeno review
* "⋆⋆⋆ 3/5 ehhhh.,.,., It was a little chonk and also had no hands but it makes as a good chew toy for the other dark beasts I have" - Gundham Tanaka's official review of Kaito Momota:
* "Kite best bro. He's a bit annoying sometimes But ya, Kite best DRV3 bro. (Kite is just how I call Kaito )" - just\_andy
* "5/5 IP address is easily traceable" - Chihiro Fujisaki but despair
* "5/5 would recommend to a friend. Kaito (based) worth following. Worth every $0 i spent on the follow. Will be following again. Also comes with free Kaito Momotvation (u get it like motivation) on the timeline" - review from Makoto Naegi (real)
* "Kaito is canonically the best danganronpa character. No arguments are needed to support this claim" - Your Favorite NPC
* "0/12 I HATE VIDEO GAMES but he gets 12 bonus points for being consistently one of my favorite Danganronpa characters. So overall 12/12" - Naoya
* "5/5 cool mirror, but i'm still better" - Kaito Momota (??!!?!?!?!)
* "7.8/10 too much water" - IGN (real)
* "4/5. I'll kill him eventually." - Genocide Jack
* "Hopefully he doesn't mean that..." - Toko Fukawa

## End Notes

Why did I make this. What compelled me to make this.