KB Labor Day Special: The Laborers' Misadventures

***KB Labor Day Special: The Laborers' Misadventures*** is a 2014 KB All-Stars film starring an ensemble cast including Chomp Maximus, Godzilla, Gomora and many others. They play versions of themselves which are to varying degrees fictional, in the aftermath of a global apocalypse which happened on May 1 (Labor Day). The film was released on May 1, 2014 as KB Fan Fiction's 109th feature film.

## Plot

On April 29, 2014, Josh arrives in KB Headquarters to visit with old friend Godzilla, who had just returned from his workplace in Vietnam and invites Josh to attend a Labor Day party hosted by Rodan. At the party, many celebrities and others attend the party and started acting wildly. Josh is uncomfortable being around many people he does not know well including Bumblebee, Gigan, Chomp Maximus, Gomora, and Asuka Langley who constantly talks. Godzilla accompanies Josh to a 7-Eleven convenience store to buy chewing gum.

Suddenly, beams of blue light from outer space carry away several store customers. The frightened Godzilla and Josh flee to Rodan's home amid explosions, vehicular crashes, and mass chaos, but find the party undisturbed by the alien beams. The partygoers, including Asuka, scoff at Josh's account, but rush outside because of a powerful earthquake and see the city on fire. Later, an earthquake caused a large crack to open in the earth, and several characters including Chomp, King Ghidorah, Gigan and Eve “Aree” Eva are among those killed after falling into it. Josh, Rodan, Godzilla, Gomora and Bumblebee survive, and learn that the largest earthquake in history has struck KB's headquarters and split the building into two. Believing that as famous icons they will soon be rescued, the five take inventory of the available supplies, including food and water, various medications and a pistol. They set up a ration system, board up the doors and windows of the split headquarters building, and await help.

The next morning (April 30), MechaGodzilla III, who unknown to the others, crashed the party and fell asleep wakes up first after a rat unintentionally flipped his switch. Ignorant of the crisis, he wastes much of the survivors' supplies, and disbelieves the others' accounts until a desperate outsider seeking aid is snapped up by an unknown creature in their presence. The survivors pass the time by getting drunk and filming a poorly-made remake of the music video to Mark Wahlberg's "The Touch" cover from the 1997 film *Boogie Nights*. Tensions rise, however, due to various conflicts, including the survivors' skepticism of Josh's belief that the disasters might be part of the Third Impact, as predicted by an illegal copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls found under a desk at the headquarters.

Later, Asuka, another survivor of the party, returns to the headquarters. However, due to a misunderstanding, she leaves, taking the group's remaining fizzy drinks with her. Bumblebee is then chosen to travel outside to the basement for water, but finds the door locked and returns after an encounter with an unknown being resembling the Guardian Angel Bardiel.

Bumblebee's experience with the being causes him to believe Joshua's theory of the Third Impact. The group reaches the basement by digging through the floor and they find the water, but MechaGodzilla wastes much of it out of spite. The group unanimously decides to expel MechaGodzilla out of the house, which they later rescind after MechaGodzilla tells his "tragic" backstory. When MechaGodzilla decides to leave anyway, Rodan gives him a gatling gun, which MechaGodzilla then attempts to use to kill the others, only to find out it is filled with blanks. Before leaving, MechaGodzilla attacks everyone and attempt to obliterate Josh's self-righteousness, points out that two months ago, Josh met him at Four Seasons Cake Shop and recalls that he specifically asked MechaGodzilla not to tell Godzilla that he was there to maintain the illusion of always staying with Godzilla when in the city. Gigan then gently chastises Josh, and Josh punches Gigan in the face, completely disfiguring it. Later that night, Gigan prays for Josh to die and is torn apart by the ghost of the unknown being Bumblebee encountered earlier.

The next day (May 1), Bumblebee volunteers to explore a neighboring home for supplies with Josh. Meanwhile, Godzilla and Rodan find Gigan’s torn-up corpse, but he wakes up possessed. Gigan then chases Godzilla and Rodan while Bumblebee and Josh flee a demonic yak at the neighbor's house. The group subdues Gigan and ties him up, but during an exorcism attempt, Josh and Godzilla get into a fight and knock a candle over in the process, engulfing Gigan and the building in flames. Gigan dies in the inferno and Godzilla finds him roasted.

When the remaining four flee outside, Rodan suggests taking his Toyota Prius to his home in, but a demon resembling Gyaos has roosted on his garage, and is looking hungrily to them. Bumblebee volunteers to sacrifice himself as a distraction. The plan succeeds and Bumblebee is reduced to ashes after the Gyaos-demon breathes fire on him. As the others escape, they realize that Bumblebee was saved because he sacrificed himself and it means there is still hope for them. Suddenly, the Prius is t-boned by an armored motor home filled with scraplets led by MechaGodzilla, who intends to kill them. Rodan volunteers to sacrifice himself to save the others. However, Rodan could not resist taunting MechaGodzilla as he ascends into Heaven (in a style similar to *I, Frankenstein*) and is left back on Earth as a result. MechaGodzilla had his scraplets eat Rodan alive until he is nothing but a skeleton and then chase after Josh and Godzilla. When a colossal-sized Burning Godzilla approaches them, Joshua apologizes to Godzilla for ruining their friendship and the two embrace while preparing to die together. This results in Josh being burned to ashes by the gigantic Burning Godzilla’s Infernal Hellfire Breath, but not Godzilla. Godzilla grabs onto Josh's hand while Josh is ascending into Heaven. However, this causes them to slow down and descend, their combined weights being too heavy for the beam of light. Godzilla insists that he let go in order to spare Josh. As Godzilla falls another alien beam appears and he also ascends to Heaven.

In Heaven, Godzilla and Josh reunite with their friends. Chomp Maximus tells the two that Heaven is a place where any desire comes true. Josh wishes to complete his music video, and after a large disagreement about the song choice, everyone sings and dances along to the Backstreet Boys' "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" for Josh's new music video.

## Trivia

* The plot is largely inspired by the 2013 film, *This Is The End*.
* Rodan became the second casualty in the KB All-Stars films to be reduced to a skeleton by voracious creatures, after King Ghidorah in *KB Disaster Movie* (2012), who was eaten by a flock of birds.

### Featured songs

* "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys
* "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston
* "The Touch" by Mark Wahlberg (originally by Stan Bush)
* "Gangnam Style" by PSY
* "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.
* "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre
* "Hole In The World" by The Eagles
* "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath