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Fractality

Upper-most layer

Fractality is a massive fractal that compromises of every single character, string and piece of text in existence across all known languages. The fractal compromises of a dark, colorless space of pure gibberish, which cancels out the normal text. The size of the black void would be way bigger, but the amount of gibberish collected is so large, it gets compressed in small strings of text. The normal text that surrounds the black void is called the 'white space'. The white space comprises of entire sentences, which are transformed into concepts, ideas and objects.

These objects can be anything from a paper airplane that can fly into space, to entire mythologies or mathematical concepts. These strange objects collect in Universes and Multiverses, or even larger structures, which makes up the white space. Objects and concepts often cannot exist yet in Universes, which leads to the existence of the grey smoke, an area of concepts, ideas and objects that are waiting to exist. The concepts of space, time, dimensionality and size all are contained by Fractality, as they can be expressed in words. Fractality is infinitely large, since infinity can be explained with words, making it a part of it. A rounded triangle shaped exists. Fractality contains many sets of an infinite sets of different cosmologies and structures. Fractality is not limited by the Lower-reality-layers, instead, the lowest possible layer of fractality will inhabit the lowest possible reality-layer. The highest layer of the fractality inhabits the biggest Upper-Reality-Layer.

Fractality serves as the final structure of every force in every possible reality or cosmology. The Fractality contains itself infinitely, as a final limit of the absolute would be impossible, any creature created stronger or above Fractality will be compensated by creating a lesser object. If not, the creature becomes a part of Finality, The final God.
The Melodane Confederacy

National Flag

The Melodane Confederacy Location

### Currency :

Normal Standart Currency :The Credits, Colonial Planet Currency Planet Koefdam: Koefna

### National Days :

-Independence Day!: 1.2.2009-Unification Day: 18.6.2010-End of the first CW: 10.5.2014-Day of Freedom: 2.4.2015-Victoria Day: 28.2.2018-Vivala Redemption Day: 29.4.2019-Destruction of Colonial NLS: 8.7.2021

### Father of the State :

King David The First founder of the Great Double Kingdom of Meldovia2009-2010 (100 Melodanish Years on our planet) gave his life in the Battle of Romenius(bewerkt)

## The Melodane Confederacy

**The Melodane Confederacy** is ruled by **Zock Zarkeus**. With their land in almost the heart of the earth, are one of the most recherished people. Equality, peace and a prosperous future is what they are striving for. Melodane is a place for everyone no matter of your species or race.

The Melodane way is Peace, Freedom, Unity and equality to all People of Melodane. People are proud of their country and loyal to their leader. Melodane borders with a number of countries called the The Kingdom of The Nords, The Williams Order and the U.S,A

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The Kingdom of The Nords

National Flag

Country Location

**The Kingdom of The Nords is ruled by Tyson Wicks**. The country is located in the **north** of the world map. With in the possesion of a beautiful snow mountain. The kingdom also has a mighty large sea at the north point of the country. With their wonderful culture and way of life, the Kingdom of The Nords is looking for a great bond with the rest of the world. They like to remain neutral and like to do diplomatics. The current number of inhabitants is unknown, but certainly a worthy country to visit/live in.

## The Dovash Lair

A Unknown Mystery To The Folks Above, Sat Deep Below The City Of Windhelm For Hundreds Of Years Lays A Large...Firey Cave, Covered In A Thick Layer Of Ice, But Even If You Touch The Ground Above It....You Can Still Feel The Heat Of The Ancient Dovahs.

## Capital Region Map

### Fort :

Dawnstar

This Is A Ancient Nord Burial Site, Sat Untouched For Over A Millennia...Some Say Whoever May Enter...Will Never Come Out Again.
Terrorism

A list of terror attacks dating from december 2020.

**Crakaus city, Hollandia**, a highway was blown up near Crakaus city in Hollandia,

**Roman city(?),** Lambdorian reich, The city center was blown up by the Irish government, this led to the Irish war.

**Koefdam city,** The netherlands, a property was blown up by the Irish government, this led to The netherlands warning Ireland.

**CHRISTMAS 2020**

**Haagstad, South hollandia,** a hospital was about to be blown up by a dutch terrorist, this was the beginning of deteriorating relations between Hollandia and The netherlands.

**Baile alainn, South hollandia,** the parking lot of the Ikea was blown up by a bomb.

**Surdonia, province of Surdonia, Kingdom of Pandora,** 30 landmines blown up resulting in huge damage.
2021

**Germany**, lava was placed down over their capital, creating a lava cast.

**Belgium attacks,** later it was known that the attacks were commited by Israeli saboteurs.

**JUNE 2021**

**Northern Innstburg, North-crakaus,** Hollandia, also known as the dog army massacre, 500 dogs died. (July 2021.)

**2022**

**Amstelrijk, Batavia,** bombs were detonated in the city center to protest against Batavia’s war with Hollandia.

**August 2022**

**Amstelrijk, Haagdam and surroundings,** **Batavia**, a terrorist used a command block to spawn hundreds of withers causing one of the biggest explosions ever recorded, the Batavian military blocked off an entire area of 100x100 within the blast radius and began defending the capital by killing the withers, the UNK will have to find where this command block is to stop the chaos, it is believed that the entirety of Haagdam is wiped off the map,
Dancing Line (FanMade Edition)

**Dancing Line (FanMade Edition)** ou **Dancing Line FanMade** est un jeu qui copie des niveaux de Dancing Line. Ce jeu contient aussi d'autres niveaux tels que The Empire de Mandroid ou encore The Plains Remix de Deathraptor
Ce jeu n'est pas le jeu officiel de Cheetah Mobile. Ce jeu n'est pas disponible sur Google Play ni sur l'App Store.
Historic Areas

Koefdam offers many abandoned historic areas. Under international UNK law, there are several areas which are granted historic areas meaning players can not build here. The current list of historic areas/buildings are:

-One Way Plaza Hotel (Located in Koefdam City)
-Alcatraz State Penitentiary (Located in Koefdam City)
-The Royal Palace of King Koehof (Located in Koefdam City)
-Moosetown (Located in the farland of East)
-The holy statue of leader Harold the Dude (Located in North Korea)
Koefdam City

## The Beginning of Koefdam

Koefdam launched in 2013 starting as a small village based on a small flat plain area based in the centre of the map, with it's proximity to various lakes and rivers, and the land being very flat and habitale, it soon became a very fast growing town with around 30 settlers. Koefdam was known for it's fishing, and soon grew to become the main town of the map.

Koefdam soon grew as more people settled on these lands, with the town becoming the capital of the nationa named the Netherlands. The town soon became home to the Royal Palace of this new kingdom with many people deciding to stay and start their lives in this new city.

### Growth in Koefdam City

Koefam grew over time making itself the largest city in the Koefdam Universe, with it's excellent location near the sea and it's central ubication on the world map. It soon became the heart of the world. With everyone visiting Koefdam for trade and travel. The town soon started constructing apartments, ports and eventually highrise buildings in 2015. The city soon had it's first ever airport and districts were set up with the town having a population of 1,200,000 million residents (120 players)

The popluation peaked in 2019, with the city's statistical department claiming it had over 11,000,000 million citizens, (1100 players). Koefdam soon became home to several highrise skyscrapers, dense urban architecture and several corporate headquarters.

## Crime In Koefdam City

With the city growing faster, many new citizens were attracted to this new city filled with opportunity, that said many citizens struggled in the Capital leading to high crime rates, with the national government soon noticing. They intoduced a new police force, specially created for the city known as the Koefdam City Police Department, (K.C.P.D). The KCPD had many great successes, although the KCPD has been said to be extremely aggressive, often abusing their powers, especially towards minorities, and homeless citizens.

The KCPD has also had many reports of internal corruption, with some reports saying high ranked officials would intentionally not send officers to certain areas, allowing local crime lords to flourish and control many streets with little police interference.

## Places of Interest

Koefdam has many places of interest, below is a list:

-Koefdam Royal Palace

-Koefdam Port

-The Liberty Park

-The World Trade Centre

-The Kruger Avenue

-Olympia District

-Plaza Hotel

-United Nations of Koefdam Headquarters
Hollandia

Template:Batavia

## Batavia

**The kingdom of Batavia** is a country in Koefdam located in the Northern part of the Koefdam continent, and is the second largest nation in terms of size, and has the third biggest population behind The Williams Order and The kingdom of Koefdam, it borders Lithuania in the south and The williams order in the west, the capital and largest city is Amstelrijk, geographically, Batavia is flat in the north and north-east, has mountains in the center of the country, and rough, mountainous/hilly terrain in the west, and dry, hot deserts in the south.

Batavia is surrounded by an ocean in the north and west which is mainly being used for fishing.
Currency

In the Koefdam Universe, Koefna was the official currency. It was a worlwide economic system based on Minecraft Gold. With 1 gold being worth 100 Koefna. The Koefna was praised for it's efficiency allowing players to trade 24 hours a day, but was notoriously known for it's high inflation rates in 2019, leading to economic collapse in 2020.
UNK

After the brutal first world war in Koefdam during 2017. The Netherlands formed The United Nations of Koefdam (UNK). The UNK was the organisation responsible for maintaining peace, and establishing a neural area for nations to communicate and host international meetings. The UNK headquarters was located in Koefdam city, with a secondary office in Pyongdam.
Travel

In the Koefdam Universe players could travel to other areas through land, sea and air. Players could purchase vehicles at local dealerships, or use extensive transporation systems such as the Koefdam national railway, and the Koefdam Metro. Foreign nations also have public transport systems, such as the Hollandische Spoorwegen (Hollandian Railways) and other local railway systems. Citizens could also travel via air at airports.
Mayor Elbert Moneet

"I'm not there yet!"
 This page contains ***major spoilers*** for the series. If you're not caught up, stay back! Av's not gonna be too thrilled if you react to spoilers prematurely...

## Mayor Elbert Moneet

### Status

Living

"*I've heard about what happened with that Harlow Parker, and I've decided that what we have in terms of law will not do. I am working to convince the legislation to pass a law in your honor - yes, you heard me. Your honor. Daniela's Law will severely impose more sanctions and punishments on child predators and pedophiles. Never again will there be a disgusting man or woman like Harlow Parker, and I hope to not see it again.*"
—The mayor in his letter to Daniela, *Warbringer*

**Mayor Elbert Moneet** is a mentioned character in *The Adventures of Evie and Mya*. He is the mayor of Pineshadow.

## History

### Season 3

#### *Warbringer*

"*This has been sent to you on behalf of I, Mayor Elbert Moneet. Your story has amazed me greatly - never in my life could I imagine a dangerous, vile girl turn into a full-blown warrior, survivor, and mentor to us all. We can always give second chances when they have been earned. Daniela, you've earned it all right. You're a hero.*"
—The mayor in the opening of his letter to Daniela

The mayor sends Daniela a letter, stating that she's come very far - from dangerous and vile to a role model for all of Pineshadow. They can always give second chances when they've been earned, and by far, she has earned one herself. He is also aware of what Harlow has done to her, deciding that the current law will not do. Elbert promises to have legislation passed in her honor, named Daniela's Law, that will impose more sanctions and punishments on any man or woman like Harlow, and he hopes to never see it again. He closes his letter out by encouraging Daniela to keep shining, noting that she has a bright future ahead.

## Trivia

* His last name is pronounced the same way as "Monet."
The bringer of death and the apocalypse FT au Wiki

**Welcome to the The bringer of death and the apocalypse FT au Wiki!**
This is a fairy tail au centered around the dragon slayer Gajeel Redfox that was written by Irondragon4/Dragon with a knife.

### Main characters

* Gajeel Redfox
* Natsu Dragneel
* Laxus Dreyar
* Cobra/Erik

### Reoccurring characters

* Juvia Lockser
* Totomaru

All pages are currently under works and new information will be added as more chapters in the Au are released with new information. Character concept art is also currently in the works.
Turtleverse

File:Turtleverse.png
A **turtleverse** is a type of high-complexity archverse comprising only verses that have sufficient computational capacity to hold turtles, or equivalent structures. Each turtleverse is made up of other turtleverses; it is turtleverses all the way down.

Because of the requirement that each turtleverse contains a turtle, this can lead to strange consequences on marginal turtleverses, such as planets resting on the back of large turtles and Boltzmann turtles existing in an otherwise unpredictable void.

Box-like turtleverses are the infinitely larger and more complex cousins of the turtleverses, similar in scale to the barrel or a similar monocosm; these contain all turtleverses in a modal realism sense as a mathematical or logical consequence of their existance rather than just through physical processes.
The Skyrim Kingdom

## THE KINGDOM OF THE NORD

National Flag

Country Location

## THE KINGDOM OF THE NORD

**The Kingdom of The Nord is ruled by Tyson Wicks**. The country is located in the **north** of the world map. With in the possesion of a beautiful snow mountain. The kingdom also has a mighty large sea at the north point of the country. With their wonderful culture and way of life, the Kingdom of Skyrim is looking for a great bond with the rest of the world. They like to remain neutral and like to do diplomatics. The current number of inhabitants is unknown, but certainly a worthy country to visit/life in.
Guard

167 centimeters

The Sentinel is a mannequin originally created in the likeness of a human. Can wear armor that can be bought at stand 2 from a merchant after purchasing a guard. The Guardian always walks around the Spawner, thereby protecting him. The guardian himself does little damage, but sometimes scrolls drop out of the mobs that can be dragged onto the guard, so the guard will have an ability. Also, the guard is an NPC so he has his own health, and if he dies then he will disappear
Cobra/Erik

Not much is currently known about Cobra although an outlying factor is his relationship with Gajeel Redfox. Both Dragon slayers appear to have met at the Bureua of magical development. Cobra is one of the few people who know about Gajeel's true species and the only person who found out through Gajeel telling them himself. He got into Fairy tail through the help of Gajeel Redfox in Chapter 48.
The Intergalactic Defense Force

File:The Intergalactic Defense Force.jpg
**The Intergalactic Defense Force** is an defense force, military, intelligence, that protects the Omniverse and beyond from getting destroyed. They were created after the event called Total Collapse so they can protect the Omniverse from being destroyed and tempered with. Now because The Cosmic Lords told the higher ranks about what happened before The Total Collapse, they increased the security of the Omniverse and now sending guards to patrol of the Omniverse and the rest of the verses within the cosmic verse. The cosmic entities within the Omniverse do not mind of their existence, but they sometimes find it annoying. In total, there is a count of 97 quattuordecillion members within the organization.

## **Ranks**

### **Ranks**

**Supreme Commander** - Is the leader of the rest of the organization and has full power over it. There can only be 1 **Supreme Commander** at a time.

#### **Military Ranks**

**Supreme General** - Is the “Supreme Commander” of all of the military force. Beings in this rank have full control over the military branch of the organization and can make major decisions without any resistance.

**Senior General** - It is the 2nd highest rank in the military branch. Beings within this rank can make SOME major decisions without that much resistance.

**General** - Is the 3rd highest rank in the military branch of the organization. They can make 1 major decision, but, have to be approved by the higher ranks before the order gets realeased.

**Senior Commander** - The 4th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Commander** - Is the 5th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Senior Captain** - The 6th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Major Captain** - Is the 7th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Captain** - Is the 8th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Sergeant Major** - Is the 9th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Sergeant** - Is the 10th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Lieutenant** - Is the 11th highest rank in the military branch of the organization.

**Private** - Is the basic rank that a being gets when you just join the military branch of the organization. They have no power at all, but they can still rank up to get better and higher ranks.

#### **Defense Force Ranks**

**Supreme Bereauract** - Is the “Supreme Commander” of all of the defense force branch. Beings with this rank have full control over the branch of the organization and can make major decisions without resistance.

**Bereauract -**
Magic Cat Witch's.

Magic Cat Witch's are enemies in the crap life mod.

They replace the Half life ailen slaves/vortigaunts.

They are inhabitants of Mars.

Apperance:

They resemble niko from oneshot .

They attack Gordan Flockman by shooting lightning bolts at him.

Gordan Flockman sees them while under coma after he pushes the radioactive cheese sample.

And they are being teleported into crap mesa test chamber.

In the chapter on a lail.

They are being attacked by the Soviets
Coach Grunts

They Coach Grunts Are enemies in the crap life mod. They replace the ailen grunts.

Apperance:

They are ailen grunts except they wear some kind of weird thorned helmet and in place of their hivehand they shoot weird flying triangle shaped yellow things from a cyborg hand thing. They also have scientist heads on their backs for some reason.

Their sounds are replaced with left 4 dead 2 coach voiclines.
The Barneys Are here to kill us!

The barneys are here to kill us is the 3rd chapter of crap life. With the last one being I forgot the title of this level.

After Gordan flockman got forced by Dr jeebo to push the cheese into the lazer. He causes a screw-up and then the Marsopocalyspe happens killing almost every single crap mesa personell.

After that a horde of barney clones invade crap mesa after

Gordan fights his way through crap mesa. He encounters Dr NubNub and Dr jeebo. Dr Jeebo regrets his actions because he caused the Marsopocalyspe. And Dr NubNub tells gordan to go to the surface and tell some guys to rescue them.

He finds the Fists Of Fury and uses them against his enemies. he arrives to an elevator to see a guard being kicked in the arse by a bunch of karate kick barneys. After that he fights them off and tries to escape.

He then encounters some living hands(which are headcrabs with diffrent skin) and some Magic Cat Witch's.
The B-Man

Name:Bobby Garriet Morride Olsor Larrot Carrot Man (Revealed in mod files)

Alias:Bman

Affiliations:

Crap Mesa (Possibly)

Evil Barney Clones (Can control the minds of evil clones)

Soviets (Possibly)

Species:Unknown (Claims to be not human)

Status:Alive

Gender:Male

Birth: January 6.2003

Basic Information

The B-Man is a major antagonist in the crap life series. He replaces gman.

He offers Gordan Flockman a job which he claims "is verry easy for him"

He is dr jeebos dad.

Appearance

He is The gman except his suit has. Some weird textures and his suitcase has a banana texture on it.

Afeer gordan flockman defeats the memelord. He saves him from almost being destroyed by the memelord when it was going to explode.

He says mars is under his and his "Hirers" control. After that he telports to 2 other places and then teleport to a train where he offers gordan a job.

In the bad end where gordan disagrees with his job he teleports gordan to a room filled with coach grunts and other mars ailens.

He appears in various parts

In the game.

Abilities:

\*Can resize his head and other body parts at will

\*Teleportation

\*Strange ability to talk in reverse

\*Telekinesis

\*Ability to Control the minds of evil barney clones.

\*Shapeshifting

\*Nigh Omnipotence

\*Fourth Wall breaking (Mentions the mods Creator.)

Trivia:

\*As revealed in crap life's near end. He is the long lost dad of Dr jeebo
Evil Barney Clones

The Evil Barney clones scientific name "Beernia Evilgenia"

Are enemies in the crap life mod.

they replace the zombie from half life.

And the houndeye too. And tentacle.

Apperance:They resemble barney calhoun from half life execpt they are evil and attack by karate kicking.And shouting.

also they are extremely fast.

They are residents of the planet mars and they are 3 variations of them

### Variations

1: Karate Kick Barney

These Barneys Karate kick their opponets.They are extremely fast.

##### 2: Barneye

They resemble houndeyes from half life but their skin resembles alpha barney calhoun from half life alpha. Aldo.They attack by causing brain hemorrhages by shouting at their victims louder that a siren.They do this by shouting FREEZE!

3 tentacle barney

They resemble a group of barneys stacked together and attack by smashing their victims.

They replace the tentacle and is a boss in crap life.

It only appears in mars and giant barney tentacle monster chapters.

Triva:

\*It is unknown how the barneys got to crap mesa. Although probably they got teleported to crap mesa after the marsopocalyspe began.

\*The barneys are allies with other mars ailens such as handcrabs and magic witch cats.

\*In crap life version 3 the barneyes are replaced woth frankeyes

\*frankeyes are houndeyes that have a face on their head and most of their sounds are replaced with filthy frank sound effects in various filthy frank videos, the frankeyes also run fast and attack fast too. Making the mod unfair
Crap Mesa

Crap Mesa is a organization that does science things.It also does other things like containment of latex creatures.

Especially researching on the hostile dark ailen dimension named mars.

Crap Mesa research facility is located somewhere in sao paulo.Brazil.

The Main Headquarters of crap mesa is the crap mesa research facility.

Gordan Flockman Steve Dr NubNub and other scientists and guards are members.

Crap Mesa was found by a group of meth lab scientists in 20XX in dimension 0034 "Earth."

After The Marsopocalyspe.

The facility was destroyed and most personnel were murderd by ailens on the hostile ailen planet Mars.

After the marsopocalyspe The gordon freeman clones were sent to destroy crap mesa by killing all personel including gordan and his friends. by SaaS.A secert soviet organization made by Vladmir Sevklov.

There is Not much known information about crap mesa but here is some:

\* Crap Mesa is full of drug addicts gay people freaks alcoholics and retards.

\*The budget of crap mesa is $ 100 bucks.

\*People riding the train in crap mesa die each day by getting their heads outside of the window.

\*Crap Mesa was jokingly known as "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated" In the intro of the mod.
Offical Crap Life Wiki

**Welcome to the Offical Crap Life Wiki!**
Welcome to the crap life offical wiki.this wiki is based on the highly cringy and funny half life mod for xash 3d fwgscrap life.made by wolomjared

And Stupid Minds.

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I forgot the title of this level

i forgot the title of this level is the 2nd level of crap life.

With the first level being crap mesa inbound.

It is the black mesa office from half life except with big visual and audio changes. A guard will greet you and say that the scientists need you in the super lazer labs test chamber.

The player goes to the hazard suit room and presses the button which opens the door to the hazard suit. Except the hazard suit is replaced with a white version of the hazard suit.

The player will meet some weird scientists and guards.

After that the player is greeted by Dr NubNub Dr jeebo and a unnamed scientist saying that the cheese has been delivered to the test chamber.

After that the player is greeted by Dr jeebo again with a unnamed scientist.

He said shut up to the unnamed scientist while he was discussing his plan to destroy the world by causing a Marsopocalyspe

Trivia:

\*The orginal name of the chapter was Anomalous Materials.

\*The song when you pick up the white hev suit is Jackal Queenston-Rubber Band
Pink P90

The pink p90 is a weapon in crap life.

It replaces the Half life smg.

Apperance:

The pink p90 is a p90 assault rifle except its weirdly pink.

It has mini gun firing sounds

And is a great weapon for long range.

Trivia:

\*The pink p90 is a reference to the anime
Sword Art Online Where one of the charathers Kohiruimaki Karen weilds the pink p90 in one of the episodes.

\*in crap life version 3 the pink p90 is replaced by the ass smg. A smg that resembles the team fortress classic super nailgun with the firing sound replaced with hecu soilders saying ass
Crap Mesa Scientists

Crap Mesa Scientists are a ally faction in crap life.

They wear military camo uniforms.

Most of them are retards and spagethi monster worshippers/pastafarians and will heal gordan flockman using vaxx injection.

Arnesal:

They don't have any weapons and only use injection that will heal gordan.

They are 4 types of scientists.

1 rpg

This scientist has a red rpg on his shoulder.

He wears a beret and has a big mustache. He also has a military kevlar vest.

2 hood

this scientist wears a white snow camo hood with the black mesa hive hand on him. He has a shoulder blade stuck on his hand. He also wears a kevlar vest.

Dr NubNub uses this model.

3 Cowboy

This scientist wears a cowboy hat with shades and has a big mustache.

Dr jeebo uses this model.

4 Angel

Named Angel because he wears ocean blue angel wings and has a cthulhu mask

He also wears white headphones.

He also has 2 Machine guns stuck to his hands.
Fists Of Fury

Fists Of fury is a weapon in crap life.

It replaces the crowbar and is verry OP. You can punch enemies and beat the crap out of them.

It has fast attack speed. And high damage.

When you punch an NPC with the fists of fury they will explode and get gibbed.

Trivia:

\*It is the most OP weapon in the Crap life mod.

\*the reason why the fists of fury is replaced with the bonk bat is because the fists of fury's w\_model is lagging and causes crashes to the mod, thats why its replaced
Crap life

> "Crap life is a unfunny stupid crappy messup mod for valve's first person shooter game half life, most of the sounds are replaced with Internet memes and audios from obscure youtube videos"-crap life's mod description on moddb.
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>

Crap life is a unfunny messup mod for half life made by Stupid Minds.

the mods gameplay is similar to the orginal half life expect most of the models are replaced and sounds are replaced with memes audio from obscure youtube videos

The music has also has been replaced with meme music.

### Many allies and enemies were replaced in the mod.

Allies:

Scientists have been replaced with crap mesa scientists

Barney has been replaced woth crap mesa security guards

Gman is replaced with the 🅱️man.

Enemies:

Headcrabs are replaced with mariocrabs

Zombies are replaced with evil barney clones

houndeyes are replaced with Civillaineyes

Bullsquids have been replaced with dudesquids.

Ailen grunts have been replaced with Coach Grunts

tentacle has been replaced with giant flamingos

Ichytosaur is replaced with Kim jong un's head

Barnacles are replaced with Cowboy Lassos

Ailen Slaves/Vortigaunts are replaced woth magic cat witchs.

Human grunts are replaced woth Soviets

Apache is replaced with Soviet helicopter

Gargantua is replaced woth Snipergantua

Gonarch has been replaced with Scistrosity

Flyers have been replaced with flying forklifts.

## Weapons were also replaced in this mod.

Pistol has been replaced with a centered pistol that has doom pistol firing sounds.

Crowbar has been replaced by the bonk bat.

SMG has been replaced by Team fortress classic super nail gun.

Shotgun has been replaced by the unreal tournament super shotgun.

RPG has been replaced by a rpg with a toilet attached to it

Gauss Gun has been replaced by Quake 2 hyper blaster.

Gluon gun has been replaced by yeet cannon

Grenades have been replaced with scientist heads

Satchels have been replaced with Kenny Mcormick from south park Dolls

Lazer mines have been replaced by explosive paintings.

Snarks have been replaced by kanna from. Mrs Kobyashis Dragon Maid.

Dragon Maid

Revolver has been replaced by gluon revolver.
The Marsopocalyspe

The Marsopocalyspe is a major event in the crap life series.

it is a event where truck loads of weird ailens from mars are teleport ed to crap mesa.

Killing guards and scientists alike.

When gordan flockman is forced to push the cheese into the lazer by Dr jeebo

It happend.

The event summoned various creatures from the ailen dimension mars like Evil Barney Clones

And Magic Cat Witch's. who are inhabitants of Mars.
End

picture of end in their physical form

## **OVERVIEW**

One of the main antagonists, and the main villain of p1s1. When end was first defeated by a group of legendary warriors know as the protectors, a large amount of energy was emitted, which was able to change the destination of the portal to a different planet Unzora instead of returning to Voihiri, closing p1s1 and beginning p1s2.

Ends power is not infinite, he must feed of planets, galaxies and sometimes entire universes. The only reason End can eat entire universes is because either the realm of the end, or maybe even End himself, exist outside of the flow of time.

## **LEGENDS**

### I**llusion theory**

Some believe that at the End of p1s1 and the End fight went very differently. instead of The protectors defeating End, they believe End's defeat was an illusion, caused by him actually consuming the universe, and in between the protectors going through the portal home and arriving on Unzora, there was a gap of billions of years, during that time, civilization developed on Unzora, and went extinct.
Soviets

"OH CRAP THE FLYING SPAGETHII MONSTER HELP US PLS THE SOVIETS ARE COMING TO KICK OUR ARSES."

-Crap Mesa Scientists in oh crap the Soviets are here

The Soviets are enemies and major antagonists of the crap life. mod.

They replace the HECU soilders.

Apperance

They are Soviet soilders and they attack Gordan Flockman by shooting him with their rifles.

Also. They are the enemies of Mars ailens and Crap Mesa

They speak various phrases in Russian and is smart enough to dodge scientist grenades.

They also throw scientist grenades.

In exams tension chapter a soviet helicopter is a boss. And it replaces the apache.

In Water level (apprehension) they distracted gordan flockman by putting a free breakfast station. After that they beat up gordan and remove all his weapons.

After that they put gordan in a random junkyard in brazil and he must escape.

Arnesal:

Most of The Soviets weld assault rifles that resemble ak47.

However they have a chance to spawn with shotguns.

They also weld scientist grenades.
Dr jeebo

Full Name:Jerry Jones Barry Garriet Smith Carrot Jeebo Man

Status:Unknown (Possibly dead)

Dr Jeebo is the first antagonist in crap life.

He was the one who delivers the radioactive cheese sample and forced Gordan Flockman to push it into the lazer

causing the marsopocalyspe.

He is a scientist
wearing a cowboy hat and shades. He has a big mustache and only appears in I forgot the title of this level and the barneys are here to kill us.

As revealed in the near end of crap life. He is the son of The B-Man

Behavior

He is a bully and is mean to others. like that

He used to. be a supervillain named

Dr Nexous And he has plans for destroying the world after he got fired from his old job.

He is a sociopath and a weirdo.

He started the marsopocalyspe.

moment he tells a unnamed scientist to shut up when they were discussing about a marsopocalyspe event happening he is a h#nti addict and has a deep voice. He lastly appears in the barneys are here to kill us

Where Dr NubNub is blaming him for starting the marsopocalyspe. While he rejects his actions.

He dosent appear in later levels. Suggesting he died or left the facility.

He appears with Dr NubNub and a unnamed scientist wearing a rpg

Saying that gordan is a highly trained professional.

Trivia:

\*He is Jewish.

\*He is the most intellgent scientist in crap mesa. With the others being retards.

\*He inherited some of his fathers powers like time traveling and ability to speak in reverse.
￼but is to lazy to use his powers.
Gordan Flockman

Gordan Flockman Is the main protagonist in the crap-life series.

He is also a alcoholic and cocaine addict

His sponsor is coca cola.

He has level 1000 security rank.

Gender:Male

Age:Unknown

Species:Human (i think?)

Status:Waiting for Crap life 3

Birthdate: November 0. 20X0

After defeating the fetus monster.He gets teleported to a part in mars and gets greeted by the bman.The the bman tells him to work for him

Gordan Flockman was born on November 0. 20XO.

His mom Gordia. Hated him so after a argument his mom and dad separated. He now lives with his dad. But A ARMY of SaaS soilders came and killed his father.

Apperance

He appears to have pink hair and a pink goatee, he also always wears glasses.

Behavior:

Gordan is the most sanest out of all the crap mesa personell but thanks to his drug addiction. he can be stupid and idiotic.

His disaster response priority is to be an idiot, that's why most people talk to him in a weird or angry way.

Trivia:

\*It is unknown why Gordans hair is pink. Its most likely because of radioactive waste hidden in one of the broken silos in crap mesa inbound￼.
Dr NubNub

Dr NubNub is the main tritagonist in crap life.He told Gordan Flockman to go to the surface and warn the rescuers to rescue them.
He appears again in Dirty ethics where he is one of the scientists that are trapped.

And in Meme Core.He unlocks the door because it was the only door left to work.He tells gordan to go to the meme core and go to mars.

Trivia:

as reveled in the near end of crap life.He is bisexual.

Like other scientists he praises thr flying spagethi monster and is a pastafarian.
Biana Amberly Vacker

Biana Amberly Vacker's RP/Fandom Account is @Biana Vacker ILady SparklesI.

1. Basic Information
2. Appearance
3. Personality
4. History
5. Connections/Family
6. Ships
7. Bonus Stuff/Quotes!

1. Basic InformationName: Biana Amberly Vacker

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Foxfire Level: 4

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Teal

Occupation: Foxfire Prodigy; Regent/Part of Team Valiant; Black Swan Member

2. Appearance

Biana is described as breathtakingly beautiful, and has long, wavy, dark-brown hair and teal eyes. She has fair skin (The name Biana means pale or fair-skinned) and is more often than not wearing makeup. Also, she has a spiderweb of scars running down her chest, neck, shoulders, back, and arms. These scars were received in the book Nightfall (see Section 4: History.) She is a bit taller than Sophie, but always wears heels, so that could be why.

3. Personality

4. History

The Vackers were always a noble family. As Fallon was one of the three founding members of the Council, the Vackers are a huge, important, famous (and beautiful) family.

Book 1: KOTLC

Book 2: Exile

Book 3: Everblaze

Book 4: Neverseen

Book 5: Lodestar

Book 6: Nightfall

Book 7: Flashback

Book 8: Legacy

Book 8.5: Unlocked

5. Connections/Family

Fallon Vacker (19-times great grandfather)

Luzia Vacker (19-times great grandaunt)

Orem Vacker (18-times great uncle)

Alden Vacker (father)

Della Vacker (mother)

Alvar Vacker (older brother)

Fitz Vacker (older brother)

Friends: Sophie Foster, Keefe Sencen, Dex Dizznee, Tam Song, Linh Song

Kind-Of Friends: Jensi Babblos, Wylie Endal

Ex-Friends: Marella Redek (friends again), Maruca Chebota (Kind-of friends again)

Frenemies: Stina Heks

6. Ships

Biana Ships:

Tiana (Tam + Biana)

Bianex (Biana + Dex)

Keefiana (Keefe + Biana)

Sophiana (Sophie + Biana)

Linhiana (Linh + Biana)

Maruciana (Maruca + Biana)

Marelliana (Marella + Biana)

Stiniana (Stina + Biana)

Bexiana (Bex + Biana)

Lexiana (Lex + Biana)

Rexiana (Rex + Biana)

Jensiana (Jensi + Biana)

Amiana (Amy/Natalie + Biana)

7. Bonus Stuff/Quotes!

PAGE TO BE FINISHED
Steve

Steve is the main deuteragonist in crap life.He is a security guard at crap mesa and friend of Gordan Flockman.

Clones of him can be seen guarding and working at crap mesa.

Gender:Gay

Weapons:Bow

Species:Blockman

Age:34

Occupation:Security Guard at Crap Mesa

### Apperance

He resembles steve from minecraft and his weapon is a bow which cannont be picked up.

His last apperance is in meme core with a unnamed scientist wearing a vest and rocket launcher.

He confesses his gayness to gordan.

He does not appear after that. suggesting he might have been resuced by the rescue team.

He wears a cyan shirt and blue pants.

He also has grey shoes.

### Behavior

He is very friendly but he is also dirty minded and speaks dirty things.Also.He is gay.
KotLC Elves Wiki

**Welcome to the KotLC Elves Wiki!**
We're an RP wiki for KOTLC!

Character List

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Verdi

Verdi is a T-Rex that lives at Havenfield.

She was the first being from the Lost Cities to have a Fandom account (@VerdiRules!).

Havenfield is referred to as her permanent residence because she rarely accepts Grady's planned vegetarian diet and keeps trying to hunt other animals. Once, a group of seagulls flew too low and they became Verdi snacks.

She has bright neon green feathers and is very big. She also is proven useful in a battle with ogres. During Lodestar, Verdi breaks out of her cage and takes out several ogres after goblin guard Brielle dies in the ogre ambush at Havenfield, saving Grady's life. She now has a permanent limp.

Here is a song that she wrote on the experience. Which soon became very popular on the Lost Cities Keeper Wiki. To see more of Verdi's parodies, click here.

i AM a dInOsAWr

(To the tune of Barbie Girl)

I am a dinosawr in an elvin wooooooorld.

It's fantastic

On hoomans I'm snacking!

I killed some ogers!

And keefe told me to back uuuuuuup

Now I have a limp

But it's okaaaaaaaaaay

Grady gave me a hug

I tried to bite his haaaaaaaand

That wasn't good

I was being baaaaaaaad

Blond girl was scared

Then she gave me a paaaaaaaaaat

I licked her

She tasted gooooood

I wanted to eat

The little sparkly horses

But Eda said nooooooo

So I didn't

Grady told meeeee

That I could eat keeeeeeeeefe

But blond girl

Was in the waaaaaaaaaaay
Quest ids (documentation for staff)

**THIS IS A DOCUMENTATION PAGE**

also quest names may be spoilers so be careful, you really shouldn't be here unless you are a dev

## organization

each quest has an id, these ids range from 00000 to 99999, the first 2 digits (00---) are dedicated to the questline a quest is from. for example a quest with the id 01455 would be from the main questline. the last 3 digits are to identify the quest number, the quest number usually indicates the order the quests are in, for example 01012 would be before 01017 in a questline. there are exceptions to this, the main example being the 00 domain which is designated to side quests or any other quests that are not part of a line

## questline ids

00--- side quests

01--- main questline

## quest ids

the following are all the quests that have been designated a number, even if its been scrapped
Keefe C. Sencen

Keefe Sencen's RP/Fandom account is @LordHunkyhairInTheForbiddenCities Hi Foster! C is not confirmed to be his middle initial.

Name: Keefe Sencen

Gender: Male

Age: 15

Foxfire Level: Level 6

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Ice blue.

Occupation: Foxfire Prodigy; Ex-Neverseen Member, Black Swan Member

Keefe Sencen Ships:

Sokeefe (Sophie + Keefe)

Keefex (Keefe + Dex)

Keefitz (Keefe + Fitz)

Kam (Keefe + Tam)

Keefella (Keefe + Marella)

Keefinh (Keefe + Linh)

Keefiana (Keefe + Biana)

Keefuca (Keefe + Maruca)

Keefina (Keefe + Stina)

Keefensi (Keefe + Jensi)

Keelie (Keefe + Wylie)

Keefamy (Keefe + Amy/Natalie)

Bexeefe (Bex + Keefe)

Lexeefe (Lex + Keefe)

Rexeefe (Rex + Keefe)

## WARNING: Everything below is made by Keefe. It may not be factual.

Awww, c'mon guys! Do you really not trust me?

### Quotes

"But I wanna help toooooo!"

"Hiya Ro! Im currently busy talking to Foster rn, can we reschedule this for tomorrow?"

"C’mon! You know I only have the best ideas!"

"I believe you forgot to list my name under “thread mod”"

"I approve; and for your information, I was doing sChOoL and being good! Hear that, Alden?"

"Somebody help... Grady is using slang- H o r r i b l y! Its the most disturbing thing I’ve even seen, and I’ve see my dad kiss his own statue!"

"Eeeeeeeek it’s Bront-ay! I’m a huge fan!"

"I did! I swear on Mrs. Stinkbottom that I sat through math class!"

"I know- i’m brilliant"

"Nah- Sophie doesn’t. Sophie can just stay as innocent little Foster"

"See, that wouldn’t make sense because it has to be mutual, and I don’t like Sophie that way- \*totally is not in pain\*"

"Hey, like, Sophie can do whatever she wants, ‘kay? Leave her alone-"

"Foster— Thats like...not at all convincing"

"How are you not swooning over me yet- Its me, Lord Hunkyhair!"

"Well, currently we’re on opposite sides of the planet, so I think we’re fine"

"Oooh! Not doing school? Sounds like my kind of party!"

"Alden... why must you stalk everybody’s every move? Seriously, it’s starting to creep me out!"
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Voihiri

Void-hard-re (Native Hotturian) spelled voidhardi

Void-hare-o (Ancient Common) spelled Voidhareo

Vak-RAH-he (Dracanic)
spelled Vakkrahhi

### **Overview**

Voihiri is the first planet to be featured, and was the setting of the p1s1 map, there is quite a lot of life on Voihiri. Voihiri was destroyed at the end of p1s3 when reality was collapsed by the grandmaster

## Dates

### Destroyed:

Thought to be destroyed when the grandmaster collapsed reality
IRL PRONOUNS

**WonderboyVacker-She/her**

**Dexter Dizznee- She/her**

**Biana Vacker ILady SparklesI-She/her**

**TheRealSophieFoster13-She/her**

**LordHunkyhairintheForbiddenCitiesHiFoster!-She/her**

AKA GoldenBrownWaffles

**MarellaTheAllPowerful-She/her**

**LADY Stina Destry Heks-She/her**

AKA littleTigress

**Girlwhosavedatlantis- She/Her**

AKA Pxstel.fairy

**WylieTheFlasher He/Him**

**JustPassTheSalt- She/her**

**AlvarWishesHeWasn'tAVacker- She/her/they/them**
Мандрагорцы

Дрейки или Мандрагорцы - это сельские жители, населяющие Лощину, чье выживание должен обеспечить главный герой. Они могут умереть от голода, жажды, скуки, истощения или атак захватчиков, поэтому главный герой должен построить лагерь, чтобы обеспечить все свои потребности, а также защитить их от атак.

Кроме того, со сменой времен года меняются и потребности ваших драконов: летом им всем потребуется больше воды, а осенью и зимой им нужно будет больше развлечений.

Дрейки находятся в спячке по всей лощине. Как правило, в каждом биоме вам будет доступно четыре, хотя два, с которыми вы начинаете, не засчитываются против вас в вашем первом биоме. Как только вы найдете их, тщательно обыскав или обнаружив их местоположение с помощью Маяка, вы должны разбудить их, и тогда они присоединятся к вашему лагерю в качестве "младенцев".

Каждый корешок обеспечивает возобновляемый источник чар, который понадобится для строительства многих улучшений и диковинок в игре, а также в качестве источника исцеления в лагере. Они также могут предоставить игроку бафф, если он пожелает, используя один из своих слотов баффов, сила которого зависит от возраста подопечного. Возраст корешка можно повысить, дав ему кристалл подходящего типа, в зависимости от его баффа и возраста.

В вашем лагере одновременно может быть не более 40 подопечных, не вышедших на пенсию.

Как только вы достигнете этого предела, вы не сможете разбудить нового Мандрагорца, пока не удалите старого.

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