1 + 1 = Funk/Transcript

Pico: Okay, we are starting up a practice rap battle. So Ruv, can you make sure this Microphone works?

Ruv: (holds the mic, in bass) Meat.

(everyone is stunned.)

Skid: OoO

(Ruv hands back Pico’s mic)

Pico: Alright, now that I’m freaking deaf, let’s get this rap battle started.

(One rap battle later...)

Skid: OwO

Girlfriend: (Notices a white spot on the floor) What’s that?

Skid: Ooh, it's sparkly!

(The white spot goes on Girlfriend’s beanie, turning it white)

Girlfriend: Woah! I have a Snow White beanie.

Skid: Oooh!

Girlfriend: I never took off my beanie before, so...(accidentally removes the finished layer of it, turning it into a sketch.)

Pump: Woah.

Girlfriend: On second though, it’s time to look in this hole. (Peeks in and screams) Oh my glob.

(In there was her real voice actor)

Skid: **gaaaaaaassspp**

Pico: I want to meet my voice actor! (Peeks his head in) helloooooo!

Skid and Pump: Us Too!

(This ends up happening with Skid and Pump: https//www.youtu.be/Muu-sj\_CuyI (5:58))

Whitty: What's with all that screaming!!!

Pico: in there is our real voice actors!

Hex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag

Skid: (traumatized) Yep. We saw mr.Pelo man in there.

Whitty: I gotta see this for myself.

Hex: Whitty, you can't peep in there alone! :O

(They see their real voice actors. During this, Keith stares at a box.)

Skid and Pump: O\_O’'

(Keith tries to carry it, but it ends up turning sideways. Sponge Monger starts playing: youtu.be/MfWAUJftxqM)

Tankman: What's going on here?!

Girlfriend: Voice actors in there!

Whitty: It's true, Hex and I saw our voice actors from that hole!

Hex: Yeah! D:

Tankman: I'll be the judge of that.

(The crack grew larger)

Pico: Oh my god.

Auroria (maybe for a Friday Night Funkin' mod): What's happening?!?!?!

Keith: Beep bop beesh, beep bop bob. (That hole was a white splatter, and our real voice actors were in there.)

Auroria: **peeps in there with Tankman and sees Tara Strong and gasps**

Pico: wow for once someone is not scared.

Tankman: **after he saw his voice actor** Speak for yourself.

Girlfriend: what else is in there? (Peeks in, but doesn’t see her voice actor. Sponge Monger stops playing.)

Auroria: **T A R A S T R O N G**

Pico: woah.

Girlfriend: uh...guys?

Auroria: Yeeeees?

Girlfriend: Look. (Points at a lavender and blue dimension)

Auroria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxnaR8JHjI

Girlfriend: I hear some- (accidentally falls in) THIIIiiiiiiii-

Keith: Beep! (Oh no!)

Skid and Pump: GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith: Beep! Shook, Bosh beep bop. (Guys, we have to save her!)

Pico: Yeah.

Keith: beat Bob beep, bop bob? (Anyways, does anyone want to help us?)

(Hex, Whitty and Tankmen all run out)

Auroria: **to Hex, Whitty and Tankman** Guys, seriously?!

Pico: They are just scared. Don’t worry, through. You can fly down if you want.

Auroria: Okay.

(She flies down)

Keith: (to pico, pump and skid) Beep bop bup, Beep sho bop skeebing bop? (Come on guys, what are we waiting for?)

**Skid and Pump both hug eachother**

Pico: (looking down) That’s a pretty hard fall...

Keith: Beep bop boop. (I don’t care.) \*pushes Pico\*

Skid: What the-?! Keith, what is wrong with you? I know you two are rivals, but this is too far!

(Pump and Skid both get picked up by Keith)

(Keith throws Pump and Skid down there, and then pushes himself. Like the tawog episode the void, the screen opens back up with everyone, lying down on a floating blue block.)

Pico: Oh my. It’s...so...great here.

Auroria: Woooaaaahhhh...

Pico: But we are not here to play, we are here to save girlfriend.

Auroria: Yeah, right. I'll try not to get distracted.

Pico: Ok.

Keith: Beep...boop beep skid beep boop. (Woah...This is getting really crazy.)

Auroria: Don't get distracted, Keith!

Keith: Beep. (Ok.)

(Skid spots Girlfriend, but she is tied to a pillar.)

Skid: Girlfriend?Girlfriend?

Keith: Beep! (That’s her!)

Girlfriend: Whoever did this to me will pay!

Auroria: Girlfriend! We're here to save you!

Girlfriend:  great!

Keith: Beep boop bop beep skeed beep bop? (But how do we get up there?)

Auroria: **spreads her wings** Wings?

Keith: Boop beep. (Oh yeah.)

Auroria: Everyone get on me!

(Everyone gets on her)

**She flies to the exit**

(Something grabs her)

Girlfriend: Oh. THATS the thing that grabbed me. Corrupted Tricky.

Auroria: Okay. **puts her weapon on bow and arrow setting and shoots an arrow at Corrupted Tricky**

(He plummets down.)

Auroria: TwT

Girlfriend: (gets untied by Keith) Ok, so, let’s get outta here, before things get even weirder than they are now.

Keith: Beep Boop. (Ok, girlfriend.)

Auroria: Hex, Whitty and Tankman are too scared to help us help you.

(She flies out of the hole. It immediately closes)

???: ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ.

Auroria: That was close.

Pico: Yeah. That was insane. Also let’s try to ignore the fact that Keith pushed me.

Auroria: Yeah.

Girlfriend: ‘IuI’