100 Posts

## Characters

* Adorabat
* AppleBloom.MOV
* Australia (CBF1BD)
* Diamond Tiara.MOV
* FI CreepyBloom
* Five
* One
* Petunia (CBF1BD)
* Scootaloo.MOV
* Seven
* Sweetie Belle.MOV
* Two

## Transcript

Scootaloo.MOV: Well, seems like the post count is now one hundred! So… where’s one?

Sweetie Belle.MOV: Hmmmmmmmmmm, I don’t know. I’ve never seen them since 2008.

FI CreepyBloom: Well, I’ll find them.

AppleBloom.MOV: Hey! Who says YOU could find them!

FI CreepyBloom: Because I’m the only one who knows where one is and could find them!

Adorabat: Well… I’m the only one here that could fly so that means… I could-

FI CreepyBloom, Sweetie Belle.MOV and AppleBloom.MOV: I could teleport. Wh- HEY!

Sweetie Belle.MOV: Well, since I’m magic I could FORCE one to get over here to the post count!

AppleBloom.MOV: You have to be careful!

Sweetie Belle.MOV and AppleBloom.MOV: WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Australia: His is just wasting my time… I’ll go get them.

Adorabat: Hey! How come you get to-

Everyone: WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petunia: Grrrr. They’re so loud! Wait a minute…

\*flashback to BFCBF1BD 9\*

Uzbekistan: Hey, could you four stop watching TV and HOST the show!

Player(On TV): Listen Stoner, you gotta believe me here. I’ve been telling you and everyone else in this terrible game meeting after meeting, but no one believes me!

Taiwan: Yeah, we’ve been getting bored.

Ukraine: Wait, who will host?

Crimea: Obviously me.

Chad: What!?!?!?! I was stuffed in a CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!

Taiwan, Ukraine, Crimea and Chad Start arguing.

Petunia: Let's play a game!

Chad: I love games! What's wrong?

Petunia: Don't you wanna battle to win a prize?

Taiwan: But what is the pr- wait a minute, why am I doing this? What do you mean Petunia!

\*end of flashback\*

Petunia: Let’s play a game!

Scootaloo.MOV: I love games! What’s wrong?

Petunia: Don’t you wanna battle to win a prize?

AppleBloom.MOV: But what IS the pri- wait… why am I doing this! What do you mean, Petunia!

Petunia: You six will battle for the privilege of retrieving one. Adorabat, AppleBloom, CreepyBloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Australia.

Australia: I just overheard them!

Petunia: This is battle for permission to meet one!

Intro.

Petunia: We’ll be doing things a bit differently here. There’ll be no teams, no voting! Get last in the challenge and your out! For your first challenge it’s to stay in the air the longest.

Australia: What!?!? That’s impossible!!!!!!!!!!!

Scootaloo.MOV: Oh yeah, it is!

Australia- 6th.

Petunia: Your next challenge is to eat 100 apples.

Sweetie Belle.MOV: I can’t eat that!

Petunia: Well… what if I raise it to 2,763 apples.

Scootaloo.MOV: AppleBloom… you can’t eat all of those fucking apples!

AppleBloom.MOV: Fuck you, I can’t eat all these apples!

Petunia: Your first rejoin challenge is to get the most bread loaves.

Sweetie Belle.MOV: Oh yeah! I’m the best!

Australia: Cheater!

Petunia: Your fourth contest is to get to the top of that mountain!

Scootaloo.MOV: Oh come on!

5th- Scootaloo.MOV

Petunia: Your fifth contest is to make me dinner.

Sweetie Belle.MOV: Here you go!

Petunia: Hmmmmm, this looks like blood… and tastes… like blood. But I’m a sucker for themed food! What did you use to make it!

Sweetie Belle.MOV: No tricks, it’s just actual blood.

Petunia screams in disgust.

Sweetie Belle.MOV: What can I say, I’m the best at these loaf things.

Scootaloo.MOV: Bragger!

Petunia: Welcome to your first and final elimination you four! You all fought hard but only one of you will make it to the finale. AppleBloom! You’ve been ELIMINATED!

AppleBloom.MOV: What!?! Nobody ever voted on me and I never lost a challenge.

Petunia: Oh… well… your next challenge is to not be a yellow pony. Sweetie Belle and CreepyBloom you’re not Yellow. And Adorabat your neither yellow nor a pony.

Adorabat: Whew.

Petunia: And that leaves… sorry AB.

AppleBloom.MOV: Fine! I didn’t even want to compete here anyways!

Petunia: Wait!

AppleBloom.MOV: What?

Petunia: You’re still out… but I’m doing another classic! You’re going in CreepyBloom’s mane!

FI CreepyBloom: What!?!?

AppleBloom.MOV: Petunia… stop this! I mean it!!!!!!

Diamond Tiara.MOV: WAIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!! He’s right here.

Everyone: Oh my gosh! One! I can’t believe it you’re here!!!!!

One: Wow, I can’t believe everyone wanted me.

Adorabat: It’s not like we competed just so we could find you or anything.

Petunia: And Diamond! this means you’ve one BFPTM1! So that means you get 2763 trillion dollars!

Diamond Tiara.MOV: Okay…. Now whose economy should I disrupt.

FI CreepyBloom: Wait, where’d you find him?

Diamond Tiara.MOV: Oh yeah, while you guys were bickering I found him by the prime numbers clubhouse.

Scootaloo.MOV: And one! We need you to be in the post count! Since we’re at 100 posts!!!!!!

One: Wow, you know I’m glad you guys respected me after they didn’t even bother looking for me when 1 million subscribers was reached.

Australia: Wait a minute. Diamond, you’re not even a number. How did you even-

Two: Yeah! And I’m prime as well.

One: Well, we were Uh.

Diamond Tiara.MOV: We we’re at the prime odd numbers club!

Five: And according to that, me and seven deserve to be in.

Seven: Yeah! We’re odd and prime!

Diamond Tiara.MOV: Oh it’s easy it’s because we’ve got our own style! And you ain’t got no style!

Scootaloo.MOV: Shush! Quit your yapping!