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2000 Dinoco 400

The 2000 Dinoco 400 is the final race of the 2000 Season. Chuck Armstrong would win with The King in 2nd and Chick Hicks 3rd. Dale Jr is 4th. All the part timers raced.

## Transcript

### The King helps Chuck

Mood Springs crew chief: You're doing good now. Stay on the inside.

Chuck Armstorng: I can see Chick Hicks, that mean car!

Chick Hicks: Ha! You're not going to win the Piston Cup! (blocks Chuck Armstorng)

Chuck Amrstorng: Oh yeah! I'm faster than you!

Bob Cutlass: Chick Hicks would do anything to keep this lead.

Benny Pitstops: And The King is right behind them!

Chuck Armstorng: You will see how fast I am! (passes Chick Hicks)

(Chick Hicks tries to block him, but gets bumped by him)

Benny Pitstops: Ooh! Chick is lose!

Bob Cutlass: And almost hit the wall.

Chick Hicks: (gets passed by The King) Curse you, Chuck Amrstorng!

### Chuck wins the Piston Cup

Bob Cutlass: Chuck Armstorng will win the Dinoco 400, and the Piston Cup.

Benny Pitstops: Wow. This was Mood Springs' first Piston Cup win since 1979 when Bill Brady won it.

## Results

1. Chuck Armstrong - 200 laps
2. The King - 200 laps
3. Chick Hicks - 200 laps
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 200 laps
5. Ruby Oaks - 200 laps
6. Billy Oilchanger - 200 laps
7. James Cleanair - 200 laps
8. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps
9. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps
10. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps
11. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 laps
12. Ponchy Wipeout - 200 laps
13. Brush Curbler - 200 laps
14. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 laps
15. Greg Candyman - 200 laps
16. Haul Inngas - 200 laps
17. Dirkson D Agostino - 200 laps
18. Darren Leadfoot - 200 laps
19. Mac ICar - 199 laps
20. Claude Scruggs - 199 laps
21. Misti Motorkrass - 199 laps
22. Eugene Carbureski - 199 laps
23. Dale Earnhardt Sr - 199 laps
24. Lee Revkins - 199 laps
25. Mike Yankee - 185 laps (engine)
26. Slider Petrolski - 175 laps (crash)
27. Gerald Leadfoot - 175 laps (crash)
28. Kevin Shiftright - 175 laps (crash
29. Aiken Axler - 175 laps (crash)
30. Ralph Carlow - 134 laps (crash)
31. Johnny Blamer - 134 laps (crash)
32. Sage VanDerSpin - 134 laps (crash)
33. Todd Marcus - 82 laps (Tire puncture)
34. Manny Flywheel - 65 laps (engine)
35. Ryan Shields - 48 laps (crash)
36. Davey Apex - 17 laps (engine)
2001 Dinoco 400

The 2001 Dinoco 400 was the last race of 2001. The King won his 7th Cup that race with Chick Hicks 2nd and Murray Clutchburn 3rd. Dale Earnhardt Jr is 4th. Johnny Blamer DNF after a small engine fire.

## Results

1. The King
2. Chick Hicks
3. Murray Clutchburn
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr
5. Todd Marcus
6. Lee Revkins
7. Ralph Carlow
8. Slider Petrolski
9. Sage Vanderspin
10. Gerald Leadfoot
11. Crusty Rotor
12. Todd Marcus
13. Haul Inngas
14. Ruby Oaks
15. Billy Oilchanger
16. Aiken Axler
17. Manny Flywheel
18. James Cleanair
19. Kevin Racingtire
20. Chuck Armstrong
21. Winford Bradford Rutherford
22. Mike Yankee
23. Mac iCar
24. Kevin Shiftright
25. Ryan Shields
26. Darren Leadfoot
27. Rusty Cornfuel
28. 28 to 35 is TBA
29. Johnny Blamer
1994 Texas 350

The **1994 Texas 350** is the race after the chaotic 1994 Las Vegas 400. Many racers did not attend, sadly.

## Racers who replaced the unattendables

* Johnny not replaced for being part-time.
* Banks - Chuck Armstrong (the latter was still recovering from vomit)
* Aikens - James Cleanair
* Slider not replaced for being part-time.
* Davey not replaced for being part-time.

More TBA
2000 Las Vegas 400

The 2000 Las Vegas 400 is the 2nd race of 2000. Aikens (in the number 51) races in this race instead of James Cleanair, and also, it's one of the races for part-time racers Todd Marcus, Aiken Axler (returning from vacation), Sage Vanderspin, and Kevin Shiftright, but not Ralph Carlow, since he retired from crashing at the Nightdona 500. The winner is The King. Lee Jr. did not compete, since Ralph Carlow was part-time.

## Results

1. The King - 200 laps
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 200 laps
3. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps
4. Brush Curber - 200 laps
5. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps
6. Chuck Armstrong - 200 laps
7. Mike Yankee - 200 laps
8. Ponchy Wipeout - 200 laps
9. Misti Motorkrass - 200 laps
10. Kevin Racingtire - 200 laps
11. Aiken Axler - 200 laps
12. Lee Revkins - 200 laps
13. Claude Scruggs - 200 laps
14. Aikens - 200 laps
15. Gerald Leadfoot - 200 laps
16. Greg Candyman - 200 laps
17. Billy Oilchanger - 200 laps
18. Sage Vanderspin - 200 laps
19. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 laps
20. Slider Petrolski - 200 laps
21. Darren Leadfoot - 200 laps
22. Manny Flywheel - 200 laps
23. Ruby Oaks - 200 laps
24. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 laps
25. Todd Marcus - 200 laps
26. Mac iCar - 200 laps
27. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps
28. Eugene Carbureski - 200 laps
29. Ryan Shields - 200 laps
30. Haul Inngas - 166 laps(crashed into Davey Apex but continued a lap more)
31. Davey Apex - 165 laps(crashed into Haul Inngas)
32. Johnny Blamer - 121 laps(engine)
33. Dirkson D'agostino - 100 laps(engine)
34. Kevin Shiftright - 4 laps(crash)
1993 Pocono 400

The 1993 Pocono 400 is a historic race known for a crash on lap 75 in which began with Kevin Racingtire losing control and colliding with James Cleanair. Cleanair then takes out racers Murray Clutchburn, part-timer Johnny Blamer, Brush Curber, part-timer Mac iCar, part-timer Mark Landis, part-timer Darren Leadfoot and Don Alternators. Eugene Carbureski wins the race.

## TeleBio

Network: TNN

Announcers: Bob Jankens and Benny Pitstops
2005 Mood Springs Sputter Stop 350

The 2005 Mood Springs Sputter Stop 350 is race 27 in the 2005 season. On Lap 184, a fallen bolt off James Cleanair causes Strip Weathers to burst a tire and spin out. To avoid him, Murray Clutchburn swerves, hitting Claude Scruggs, causing a large pileup of 8 cars. The crash set Chick Hicks down to 14th.

## Results

1. Sage VanDerSpin - 350 Laps - 180 points
2. Todd Marcus - 350 Laps - 170 points
3. Manny Flywheel - 350 Laps - 165 points
4. Aiken Axler - 350 Laps - 160 points
5. Lightning McQueen - 350 Laps - 155 points
6. Ralph Carlow - 350 Laps - 150 points
7. Kevin Shiftright - 350 Laps - 146 points
8. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 350 Laps - 142 points
9. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 350 Laps - 138 points
10. Ryan Shields - 350 Laps - 134 points
11. Mac iCar - 350 Laps - 130 points
12. Dirkson D'Agostino - 350 Laps - 127 points
13. Chick Hicks - 350 Laps - 124 points
14. Chuck Armstrong - 350 Laps - 121 points
15. Slider Petrolski - 350 Laps - 118 points
16. Kevin Racingtire - 350 Laps - 115 points
17. James Cleanair - 350 Laps - 112 points
18. Rusty Cornfuel - 350 Laps - 109 points
19. Ponchy Wipeout - 350 Laps - 106 points
20. Lee Revkins - 350 Laps - 103 points
21. Davey Apex - 350 Laps - 100 points
22. Misti Motorkrass - 350 Laps - 97 points
23. Billy Oilchanger - 350 Laps - 94 points
24. Crusty Rotor - 350 Laps - 91 points
25. Brush Curber - 350 Laps - 88 points
26. Ernie Gearson - 350 Laps - 85 points
27. Darren Leadfoot - 349 Laps - 82 points
28. Strip Weathers (punctured tire/spinout) - 184 Laps - 79 points
29. Murray Clutchburn - 184 Laps - 76 points
30. Claude Scruggs - 184 Laps - 73 points
31. Johnny Blamer - 184 Laps - 70 points
32. Eugene Carbureski - 184 Laps - 67 points
33. Ruby Oaks - 184 Laps - 64 points
34. Greg Candyman - 184 Laps - 61 points
35. Floyd Mulvihill - 184 Laps - 58 points
36. Haul Inngas - 184 Laps - 55 points
2002 Los Angeles 500

The 2002 Los Angeles 500 is race 16 of 36 in 2002. It's one of the races of part-time racecars Todd Marcus, Aiken Axler and Sage Vanderspin.

## Transcript

### Mac's new paint

Darrell: Look Bob! Mac iCar had a new paint work!

Bob: Everyone would like to see his new paint.

### Haul's Interview (18 days after his crash)

Bob: We're back at Calladega. Let's go to Kori Turbowitz. It's been 18 days and reports are that he finally got out of coma 6 days ago. Kori?

Kori: We're here at Calladega Medical Center, and Haul, how do you feel about the crash?

Haul: (weakly) I am fine. And then Matthew Overtaker, Mac iCar, from Apple Incorporated, will replace **ME** instead of that Turner guy out there! Because he is in Florida or whatever and was simply unavailable.

Kori: Alright then. There have also been reports that the nurse who is treating you is the sister of Kevin Shiftright, Elizabeth Shiftright. Is it true? Also have you got any visitors?

Haul: (weakly) Yeah it is and yeah. Ponchy, Eugene, The King and his wife Lynda Weathers visited, even Dale Jr.

Kori: Do you think you can race ever again?

Haul: (weakly) What? Of course! I'm sure I will be back soon. This is not the last of Haul Inngas I promise you. But I don't know if Mary will allow me (Mary Inngas is Haul's wife) to race for a while. She is very protective of my health.

(Voices are then heard)

Haul: Uh, Mrs Turbowitz. I think that's Mary. You will need to leave because if she finds out I have been interviewed and I accepted it she's gonna get real mad.

Kori: Ok, I understand.

Haul: Goodbye, I will talk to you later.

Kori: Now this is Kori speaking, back to you Bob.

Bob: Well thanks Kori. Haul Inngas not in good condition and we have no idea of his return but it wont be for a while that is for sure!
1997 Greydirt 150

The 1997 Greydirt 150 at Greydirt Speedway was the 3rd race in Chris Clutchenson's rookie season in CARCA, and he started the race in 13th. But on the very first lap, Cluchenson was in a battle for 9th when he went low in turn 3 to try to make a pass. But he went too low, causing him to lose control. He spun up the track and slammed the turn 4 wall head on at nearly 150 mph. The hit knocked him unconscious, and he was pronounced dead upon arrival at the hospital. The race was finished, but the news broke to the racers, teams, and fans right after the race, who all went into mourning. There was no victory lane celebration or anything like that. The next week at CARCA Racing, a moment of silence was held for him.

An autopsy revealed that Clutchenson died mostly because of his engine and driveshaft injuries, and replays revealed that the apron forced his left front wheel into a weird angle, causing Clutchenson to lose control. Greydirt Speedway decided to make the swap from the banking to the apron more gradual, which has helped prevent these crashes since then.
1998 Sputter Stop 400

The 1998 Sputter Stop 400 is the 28th race of 1998 and is held at Dover Speedway. It's also best known for Crusty Rotor's first career win. In second place was The King and third Murray Clutchburn. It's one of the races for part-time racers Winford Rutherford, Dirkson D'agostino, Slider Petrolski, Todd Marcus, Davey Apex, and Lee Revkins. It's also one of the races of rookie Manny Flywheel.

## Television Biography

Network: RSN

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Spike

## Transcript

Pinkie: One lap to go and here comes the outside Strip Weathers. Can Crusty the 1986 Rookie of the Year make his first career win?

Spike: Can it be him or Weathers. Everyone wants Strip Weathers or Murray Clutchburn.

Pinkie: And here comes The King. It's gotta be close and (crying) it's Crusty Rotor for the absolutely win, as I saw that! And so Spike, are you fine?

Spike: Yes I am. And Crusty Rotor wins at Dover International Speedway! Crusty's wife Linda had given birth to a daughter just one day before the race so its no surprise here that his win is dedicated to the girl. Crusty had a pink paint scheme and has won with it. Crusty will never forget this day for sure.

Pinkie(crying): SO EMOTIONAL I CAN'T STOP CRYINGGGGG!!!!!

Spike: Okay Pinkie, I get it. Anyway this was Crusty's second child and first daughter and we congratulate them and wish that both mom and daughter are healthy. We don't know the name of the child

Pinkie(still crying): IS IT PINKIE! OH PLEASE BE PINKIE!

Spike: We will see.

### Lapis Interviews Crusty

(The soundtrack plays as Too Much Heaven by the Bee Gees)

Lapis: We're with Crusty Rotor. And how do you feel of winning for your newborn baby.

Crusty: Well, it's amazing for that victory and it's so cool to know that the computer up there in the office is the one that looks like the new iMac. But we're not talking about the computer, let's talk about the historic finish. It's best known for that victory.

(The rest of the interview is under construction, even though it's not an under construction article)

Lapis: Okay, back to you Spike.
Frederick Star-chez

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
1995 Mood Springs 400

*SPOILER WARNING: This article contains several spoilers. You have been warned!*

The 1995 Mood Springs 400 at Richmond Speedway is known for Johnny Blamer hugging his mama and crying so hard that his house nearly FLOODED.

Johnny Blamer was leading with two laps to go, but on turn 2, he got dumped by Gerald Leadfoot, spun out and crashed. The race got extended to 203 laps due to a green/white/checker finish. Larry Smith won with part-timer Darren Leadfoot in 2nd and The King in 3rd. Gerald Leadfoot is 4th.

## Transcript

### Johnny's crash

Benny Pitstops: And there's trouble on turn 2.

Bob Jankens: Johnny Blamer, the rookie has crashed right here on turn number 2 while trying to get his first win in the Piston Cup Series. Larry Smith will make it through the caution flag to win the Mood Springs 500.

Benny Pitstops: Poor Johnny.

### At Johnny's house

(Doorbell rings)

Johnny (crying badly): MOMMY YOU'RE HERE!

Jane Blamer: Johnny are you ok?

Johnny (crying): No mom I crashed again but time I was LEADING the 198th lap before I spun out and crashed again! I'm the worst racer ever! I'm sure even Katie thinks I'm the worst racer ever!

Jane (hugs Johnny): I'm here Johnny. Katie would never think you are bad! I don't think you are a bad racer you just need to try.

Johnny (crying): I can't believe I crashed again...(bawls)

Jane: It's ok Johnny. I will call The King and Floyd.

(Later, the doorbell rings again)

The King: What's the matter Jane?

Jane: Johnny's crying because he crashed again.

The King: It's ok Johnny.

Rick: Yeah it's ok.

Katie: You're not the worst racer. (kisses Johnny)

(Rick and Katie hug Johnny)

Floyd: That's ok. You are not the worst racer.

Gerald: Whooo Hooo! Anyway it's ok to me.

Darren: I agree with my brother. Bad things can happen during a race.

Johnny: (Stops crying): Ok guys. I won't cry again.
30: Faff and Into Space

*<- Previous Episode / Next Episode ->*

The 30th episode of the The Magical Monster High School Drama! series. Released 17th of Mar, The party successfully return to the school plane in a sorry state. Undetered though, they seek out their next adventure.

## Plot

Desparte to not have Zero die, he takes his chance leaping into the portal with Zero's headless body and Princess McGuffin. His left leg is caught and lost in the resulting explosion, leaving him unconscious in the Portal room. Móts and Elizabeth return to the village and Móts flies himself and Elizabeth throught he portal, but the Inertial forces of his sudden braking maneuver leaves her a splatter of gore on the wall.

Violet meanwhile, has gone with her associate, Boris, on a dimension walk along with some members of the Interdimensional Tourism Society.

Thanks to Móts' healing Goop, Kiera is able to regrow his lost leg. Once done, He and Móts go through the loot aquired, identify all the magical items at the Arcana Society (Kiera also asks the divination society if they can help find out what happened on Sir Tool's plane, and they show him that a high powered sniper rifle was used), and return Princess McGuffin (who has been lording over the Portal Molemen in the interrim) to Sir Tool along with the signet rings. Sir Tool rewards them with lands and deeds which can be redeemed at GenSoc.

Zero in the meantime, has survived thanks to the School's Anti-Death magic and placed in Móts' bathtub filled with his healing slime in hopes of regrowing her head. Móts then starts to seek out the Gardening Society when he finds that they are advertising custom 'body pillows', and decides to get one based on Zero. He's told he needs a blood sample for the Gardening Society to make it, and he venture to the Hospital. Ophelia gives him a sample not of Zero, but a mix of Kiera, a viral sample and something else. The Gardening Society then ask, as payment, that he obtain a Royal Sapling from them and gives him spacial coordinates of a suspected location.

With Kiera's leg regrown, He and Móts prepare to go to space. They talk to Clarence, contract his ship for the retrieval mission, and get given spacesuits. Kiera felt it nessecary to pay Clarence for the spacesuit with a Mithril loincloth he had obtained on the dwarf plane, remembering that the spaceman was looking for the stuff. Clarence then takes them through a few safety measures and maneuvers in the Zero Gravity chamber.

## Cast and Crew

* Game Master - Terry
* Akio - Marco
* Kiereniel - Josh (TheRealWiredUP)
* Mótsognir - Rory
* Violet - Kitto
* Zeroeth - George (Drake1000)

* Script Supervisor - George (Drake1000)
* Publication Editior - Josh (TheRealWiredUP)

### Production Notes

This episode's transcript was quite sparce, so i have used my own memory of the episode to supplement its write-up.

## References

1. ↑ He was completely unaware of the Mithril's value
1999 Boston 350

The 1999 Boston 350 is a Piston Cup race held at Boston Speedway, known that Johnny Blamer did not race since he retired from eating hot sauce. It's one of the races of rookies Winford Rutherford, Dirkson D'agostino, Lee Revkins, and Mac Icar, and one of the races of part-time racers Todd Marcus, Slider Petrolski, Davey Apex, and Ralph Carlow. Johnny would retire from the race! He did not get replaced by Cortland.

## Television Biography

Network: RSN

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Spike

## Transcript

### Johnny's Hot Sauce

Spike: Oh my god! Blamer drank hot sauce! He's coughing, he's spinning, and he's flipping!

Pinkie: Already? BEFORE THE RACE! BEFORE THE FREAKIN' RACE!

Spike: I know. It's ridiculous. He somehow mistook hot sauce for ketchup!

(At the inside of the track. Johnny is spinning flipping coughing screaming and jumping)

Johnny: AH AH HOT SO HOT HOTTER THAN THE PLANET MERCURY THIS IS SO HISTORICALLY HOT GIVE ME A RIVER OR GIVE ME A HUNDRED MILLION BARRELS OF TANK COAT MILKSHAKE! I CAN'T (Popeye toot) DO THIS! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOOOOO!!! MASSIVELY HISTORICALLY HOT ITS HOTTER THAN TEXAS!!! IT'S HOTTER THAN (Seal Bark) MERCURY!!

(Johnny races faster than Jackson Storm and Lightning McQueen COMBINED and jumps instantly in the hotel's fountain.)

Johnny: I WILL NEVER EVER HAVE THAT HORRIBLE HOT SAUCE AGAIN! SCREW YOU BEN'S HOT SAUCE!!! (bawls very hard)

## Race Results

1st - Manny Flywheel

2nd - Dale Sr.

3rd - The King

4th - Winford Bradford Rutherford (R)

5th - Dirkson D'Agostino (R)

6th - Greg Candyman

7th - Claude Scruggs

8th - Dale Jr. (Part-Time)

9th - Rusty Cornfuel

10th - Ryan Shields
1996 Brickyard 400

The 1996 Brickyard 400 is known for a close finish of 8 millimeters between Ernie Gearson and WINNER KEVIN RACINGTIRE WHO GETS ONLY HIS SECOND WIN **EVER!** His first being in the 1990 Michigan 400. Ernie was second and The King is third. Chick Hicks was all the way back in 15th.

All part-timers attended because it was an important race like the Calladega 500, Dinoco 400 and Nightdona 500.

## Transcript

### The Finish

Bob Jankens: IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE! AND IT'S KEVIN RACINGTIRE FOR THE WIN!

Benny Pitstops: BY ONLY 8 MILLIMETERS!

(Kevin Radio)

Kevin: I WON THE BRICKYARD 400! I WON BABY!

Shifty Drug Crew Chief: YEAH KEVIN, AWESOME JOB!

Kevin: I WON!

(end of transcript)
1995 Los Angeles 500

Considered to be the worst and most boring Los Angeles 500 ever as it's race 16 in 1995. This boring race has every racer INCLUDING JOHNNY BLAMER finish except Billy Ford who has a DNS due to a steering problem all the way in last.

Chick Hicks wins with Claude Scruggs second and The King third.

All part-timers minus Darren Leadfoot, Dirkson D'agostino and Dave Alternators attended.

## Transcript

### BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!

TBA: LETST'S GO RACING AT LOS ANGELES EVERYONE!

(end of transcript)
1997 Richmond 400

This race is the most historic in 1997 and is the most historic Richmond 400 ever and is well known because there is a big one which involves 11 cars including The King who flips six times and CRUSTY ROTOR THE FAVORITE CARS 1 RACER OF WINDOWS 95 WINS!!!!!! OH YEAH!!!! The King somehow does not miss a race. Every part timer attends.

## Trasncript

### Big one (The Flipping King)

Pinkie: We have trouble! Dirkson D'agostino is into Johnny Blamer! Blamer turns sideways! Billy Oilchanger takes out Mark Landis the rookie! Greg Candyman hits Johnny Blamer into Eugene Carbureski! Dale Earnhardt Jr also involved!

Spike: Carbureski goes into The King! OH NO! THE KING FLIPS SIX TIMES!!!! I REPEAT THE KING JUST FLIPPED SIX TIMES! THIS IS SO HISTORIC!!!!

### CRUSTY ROTOR WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: Crusty Rotor so close to winning the 1997 Richmond 400 heads to turn 4.

Pinkie: CRUSTY WILL CROSS THE FINISH LINE TO WIN THIS INSANELY HISTORIC RICHMOND 400!!!!!!!

(Vinyl Toupee Radio)

Crusty: HOLY (Popeye toot) I WON THIS MEGA HISTORIC RACE!

VT Crew Chief: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James W Smith: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T (Dolphin censor) BELIEVE WHAT I AM WATCHING BRAH!!!!!!! GOOD JOB CRUSTY!!!!!!!!

(end of transcript)

## Results

1. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps
2. Chick Hicks - 200 laps
3. Dale Earnhardt Sr - 200 laps
4. Haul Inngas - 200 laps
5. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps
6. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps
7. Ryan Shields - 200 laps
8. Slider Petrolski - 200 laps
9. Ruby Oaks - 200 laps
10. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 laps
11. Lee Revkins - 200 laps
12. Kevin Shiftright - 200 laps
13. Brush Curber - 200 laps
14. Misti Motorkrass - 200 laps
15. Billy Ford - 200 laps
16. Mac Icar - 200 laps
17. Claude Scruggs - 200 laps
18. Winford Rutherford - 200 laps
19. Todd Marcus - 200 laps
20. Aiken Axler - 200 laps
21. Ralph Carlow - 200 laps
22. Chuck Armstrong - 200 laps
23. Dirkson D'agostino - 54 laps(crash)
24. Mark Landis - 54 laps(crash)
25. Billy Oilchanger - 54 laps(crash)
26. Manny Flywheel - 54 laps(crash)
27. James Cleanair - 53 laps(crash)
28. Greg Candyman - 53 laps(crash)
29. Johnny Blamer - 53 laps(crash)
30. Eugene Carbureski - 53 laps(crash)
31. The King - 53 laps(crash)
32. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 53 laps(crash)
33. Ponchy Wipeout - 53 laps(crash)
34. Davey Apex - 14 laps(crash)
1999 Leak Less 400

The 1999 Leak Less 400 at Sonoma was best known for a tough last lap fight for the lead involving The King, Crusty Rotor, Eugene Carbureski and Ryan Shields (Chick crashed on lap 44 in a big crash involving James Cleanair, Johnny Blamer, Floyd Mulvihill, and six others). Dale Earnhardt Sr places 16th. The King wins. Crusty places 2nd, Eugene 3rd, and Ryan 4th.

It's also one of the races of part-time racers Todd Marcus, Slider Petrolski, Ralph Carlow, Dale Jr., and Davey Apex, as well as rookies Dirkson D'agostino, Lee Revkins, Winford Rutherford, and Mac Icar.

It was the last Leak Less 400 of Andrew Axler, Billy Ford, and Klint Shiftright.

## Television Biography

Network: ESPN

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Spike

## Transcript

### The King VS Crusty VS Eugene VS Ryan

Pinkie: Let's hope for The King to win the race.

Spike: Agreed. I hope The King wins since Floyd has crashed on lap 44.

to be continued...

## Results

1. The King - 200 laps

2. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps

3. Eugene Carbureski - 200 laps

4. Ryan Shields - 200 laps

(THERE COULD BE A SPACE IN BETWEEN THESE. MAKE SURE TO REMOVE THIS TO ADD THE REST)

16. Dale Earnhardt Sr - 200 laps

to be continued...
2008 Simpletown 400

Race 32 of 2008, Lightning McQueen wins his 5th race of the season, taking over the role of most wins for the year, and maintaining his season points lead.

## Finishing Positions:

1. Lightning McQueen - 200 laps - 185 points
2. Jack DePost - 200 laps - 180 points
3. Rev Roadages - 200 laps - 165 points
4. Speedy Comet - 200 laps - 160 points
5. Jimmy Cables - 200 laps - 155 points
6. Buck Bearingly - 200 laps - 150 points
7. Kevin Shiftright - 200 laps - 146 points
8. Cal Weathers - 200 laps - 142 points
9. Kevin Racingtire - 200 laps - 138 points
10. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps - 134 points
11. Ponchy Wipeout - 200 laps - 130 points
12. T.G. Castlenut - 200 laps - 127 points
13. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 200 laps - 124 points
14. Ruby Oaks - 200 laps - 121 points
15. Brian Spark - 200 laps - 118 points
16. Manny Flywheel - 200 laps - 115 points
17. Todd Marcus - 200 laps - 112 points
18. Slider Petrolski - 200 laps - 109 points
19. Tommy Highbanks - 200 laps - 106 points
20. Lane Locke - 200 laps - 103 points
21. Brick Yardley - 200 laps - 100 points
22. Eugene Carbureski - 200 laps - 97 points
23. Lee Revkins - 200 laps - 94 points
24. Darren Leadfoot - 200 laps - 91 points
25. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps - 88 points
26. Misti Motorkrass - 200 laps - 85 points
27. Ralph Carlow - 200 laps - 82 points
28. Greg Candyman - 200 laps - 79 points
29. Aiken Axler - 200 laps - 76 points
30. Bobby Swift - 200 laps - 73 points
31. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 laps - 70 points
32. Dud Throttleman (crash) - 179 laps - 67 points
33. Dirkson D'Agostino (crash) - 138 laps - 64 points
34. Floyd Mulvihill (crash) - 45 laps - 61 points
35. Sage VanDerSpin (crash) - 45 laps - 58 points
36. Mac iCar (crash) - 45 laps - 55 points
2005 Simpletown 400

The 2005 Simpletown 400 is the 32nd race of the 2005 Piston Cup Season. Floyd Mulvihill gets his first win here.

## Results

1. Floyd Mulvihill - 200 Laps - 180 points
2. Ryan Shields - 200 Laps - 170 points
3. Billy Oilchanger - 200 Laps - 165 points
4. Darren Leadfoot - 200 Laps - 160 points
5. Aiken Axler - 200 Laps - 155 points
6. Strip Weathers - 200 Laps - 150 points
7. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 200 Laps - 146 points
8. Brush Curber - 200 Laps - 142 points
9. Chick Hicks - 200 Laps - 138 points
10. Lightning McQueen - 200 Laps - 134 points
11. Misti Motorkrass - 200 Laps - 130 points
12. Ernie Gearson - 200 Laps - 127 points
13. Ponchy Wipeout - 200 Laps - 124 points
14. Haul Inngas - 200 Laps - 121 points
15. Ralph Carlow - 200 Laps - 118 points
16. Mac iCar - 200 Laps - 115 points
17. Dirkson D'Agostino - 200 Laps - 112 points
18. Greg Candyman - 200 Laps - 109 points
19. Manny Flywheel - 200 Laps - 106 points
20. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps - 103 points
21. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 Laps - 100 points
22. Eugene Carbureski - 200 Laps - 97 points
23. Davey Apex - 200 Laps - 94 points
24. Claude Scruggs - 200 Laps - 91 points
25. Kevin Shiftright - 200 Laps - 88 points
26. Slider Petrolski - 200 Laps - 85 points
27. Ruby Oaks - 200 Laps - 82 points
28. Chuck Armstrong - 200 laps - 79 points
29. Murray Clutchburn - 200 Laps - 76 points
30. Todd Marcus - 200 Laps - 73 points
31. Lee Revkins - 200 Laps - 70 points
32. Sage VanDerSpin - 200 Laps - 67 points
33. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 Laps - 64 points
34. James Cleanair - 200 Laps - 61 points
35. Kevin Racingtire (crash) - 56 Laps - 58 points
36. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 56 Laps - 55 points
2005 Hollywood 400

The **2005 Hollywood 400** was the third race of the 2005 Piston Cup Season. It was won by Winford Bradford Rutherford, with Strip Weathers second, Lightning McQueen, third, Chick Hicks fourth, and Aiken Axler fifth. Johnny Blamer, Ruby Oaks, Slider Petrolski, and Floyd Mulvihill all crashed on lap 90 while Murray Clutchburn and Chuck Armstrong collided on lap 142.

## Results

1. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 Laps - 180 points
2. Strip Weathers - 200 Laps - 170 points
3. Lightning McQueen - 200 Laps - 165 points
4. Chick Hicks - 200 Laps - 160 points
5. Aiken Axler - 200 Laps - 155 points
6. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 200 Laps - 150 points
7. Darren Leadfoot - 200 Laps - 146 points
8. Kevin Shiftright - 200 Laps - 142 points
9. Mac ICar - 200 Laps - 138 points
10. Todd Marcus - 200 Laps - 134 points
11. Lee Revkins - 200 Laps - 130 points
12. Crusty Rotor - 200 Laps - 127 points
13. Misti Motorkrass - 200 Laps - 124 points
14. Ralph Carlow - 200 Laps - 121 points
15. Claude Scruggs - 200 Laps - 118 points
16. Ponchy Wipeout - 200 Laps - 115 points
17. Sage VanDerSpin - 200 Laps - 112 points
18. Ernie Gearson - 200 Laps - 109 points
19. Dirkson D'Agostino - 200 Laps - 106 points
20. Brush Curber - 200 Laps - 103 points
21. Ryan Shields - 200 Laps - 100 points
22. Eugene Carbureski - 200 Laps - 97 points
23. James Cleanair - 200 Laps - 94 points
24. Greg Candyman - 200 Laps - 91 points
25. Haul Inngas - 200 Laps - 88 points
26. Kevin Racingtire - 200 Laps - 85 points
27. Billy Oilchanger - 200 Laps - 82 points
28. Manny Flywheel - 199 Laps - 79 points
29. Rusty Cornfuel - 199 Laps - 76 points
30. Davey Apex - 190 Laps - 73 points
31. Chuck Armstrong (crash) - 142 Laps - 70 points
32. Murray Clutchburn (crash) - 142 Laps - 67 points
33. Floyd Mulvihill (crash) - 90 Laps - 64 points
34. Slider Petrolski (crash) - 90 Laps - 61 points
35. Ruby Oaks (crash) - 90 Laps - 58 points
36. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 90 Laps - 55 points
1999 Heartland 500

The 1999 Heartland 500 is best known for Johnny Blamer crashing and retiring on the formation lap so that he can get replaced by Alex Landis, and for the lap 1 crash which took out The King, Ponchy Wipeout, Ralph Carlow, Lee Revkins and Murray Clutchburn.

Mark Landis is the Shiny Wax racer. Part-time cars Carlow, Todd Marcus, Slider Petrolski, Davey Apex, Sage Vanderspin, Aiken Axler and Dale Jr all enter, as well as Mac Icar, Winford Rutherford, Dirkson D'agostino and Revkins which are rookies. The winner is Chick Hicks with 2nd being Mac Icar and 3rd Greg Candyman.

Mac iCar (the rookie) gets his first silver!

## Television Biography

Network: ESPN (the 2nd last race to ever be broadcast on ESPN, the last being the Richmond 400)

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Spike

Pit Reporter: River Scott

## Transcript

### Blamer Crashes on Formation Lap

Spike: Wait! What is THIS!? Reports are that Johnny Blamer has crashed on the FORMATION LAP back in turn 3!

Pinkie: CRASHED ON THE FORMATION LAP? CRASHED ON THE FREAKING FORMATION LAP!?!?!?!?!

Spike: Yes! He indeed crashed on the formation lap. A new low for the crash magnet Johnny Blamer.

(Blamer Team Radio)

Johnny Blamer: I crashed on the formation lap... (Cries)

Faux Wheel Drive Crew Chief: I know you did. You just got loose and crashed it's not your fault.

Johnny Blamer (crying): But I still CRASHED! ON THE FORMATION LAP NO LESS! Why does bad luck always come to me? THIS IS SO (Popeye toot) SAD! (bawls)

### The Crash

Pinkie: BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LET'S GO RACING!

Spike: It's a good start for Chuck Armstrong in the lead, Chick is 2nd followed by four others. The King is in 9th place. OH NO! Ralph Carlow is loose! Ralph has gone up and over The King and has damaged his spoiler! Championship leader Murray Clutchburn and Ponchy Wipeout are involved! Rookie Lee Revkins has slammed into the wall!

Pinkie: A big crash! At least five cars involved as the yellow flag comes out!

(replay)

Pinkie: As you see here Ralph gets loose and hits The King's spoiler causing it to be damaged and we then see Ralph going off The King and taking out Murray and Ponchy. Lee Revkins tries to dodge but goes into the grass and slams the inside wall.

(back live)

Spike: Man! That was harsh! Some of the best racers taken out in one crash. The championship leader out of the race so is six-time champion The King! Rookie Lee Revkins a disappointing race for him. The race has been red-flagged and will be restarted with no backups.
2000 Michigan 400

The **2000 Michigan 400** is race 15 in 2000 which took place at Michigan International Speedway, it is best known for being one of the most boring races as well as the race with the least racers to have participated.

Only Todd Marcus and Kevin Shiftright are the part-timers.

## Cautions

Number: 4

Cautions with red flags are in bold. Flip crashes or blown engines are italic.

1. Claude Scruggs Crash (laps 5 to 9, 4 laps)
2. Ponchy Wipeout Crash (laps 36 to 39, 3 laps)
3. *Slider Petrolski Engine (laps 105 to 108, 3 laps)*
4. **Rain and debris (laps 193 to 194, 2 laps)**

***RACE SHORT TO 194 LAPS, DUE TO RAIN***

The margin of victory: Under caution.

## Television Biography

Network: RSN

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Spike

## Results

1. Billy Oilchanger - 194 laps
2. Rusty Cornfuel - 194 laps
3. Strip Weathers - 194 laps
4. Chick Hicks - 194 laps
5. Dirkson D'Agostino - 194 laps
6. Eugene Carbureski - 194 laps
7. Kevin Shiftright - 194 laps
8. Brush Curber - 194 laps
9. Todd Marcus - 194 laps
10. James Cleanair - 194 laps
11. Misti Motorkrass - 194 laps
12. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 194 laps
13. Haul Inngas - 194 laps
14. Murray Clutchburn - 194 laps
15. Greg Candyman - 194 laps
16. Ryan Shields - 194 laps
17. Kevin Racingtire - 194 laps
18. Mike Yankee - 194 laps
19. Dave Alternators - 194 laps
20. Ruby Oaks - 193 laps
21. Chuck Armstrong - 193 laps
22. Lee Revkins - 193 laps
23. Kevin Racingtire - 192 laps
24. Mac Icar - 192 laps
25. TBA (Ernie's backup racer) - 192 laps
26. TBA (Dale Jr's backup) - 192 laps
27. Gerald Leadfoot - 191 laps
28. Johnny Blamer - 156 laps(retired)
29. Slider Petrolski - 104 laps (retired due to engine fire)
30. Ponchy Wipeout - 35 laps (crashed into the wall)
31. Claude Scruggs - 4 laps (crashed, because of Chick Hicks causing him to crash)
2008 Bumper Save Gears and Glory 450

Race 30 of 2008, Lee Revkins wins takes home another win for the veterans. After this race, Lightning McQueen returns to 1st in season points, Speedy Comet takes 2nd, and Cal Weathers drops to 3rd.

## Finishing Positions:

1. Lee Revkins - 500 laps - 185 points
2. Speedy Comet - 500 laps - 170 points
3. Tommy Highbanks - 500 laps - 165 points
4. Ralph Carlow - 500 laps - 160 points
5. Mac iCar - 500 laps - 155 points
6. Jimmy Cables - 500 laps - 150 points
7. Aiken Axler - 500 laps - 146 points
8. Lightning McQueen - 500 laps - 142 points
9. Sage VanDerSpin - 500 laps - 138 points
10. Bobby Swift - 500 laps - 134 points
11. Dud Throttleman - 500 laps - 130 points
12. Floyd Mulvihill - 500 laps - 127 points
13. Ruby Oaks - 500 laps - 124 points
14. Todd Marcus - 500 laps - 121 points
15. Manny Flywheel - 500 laps - 118 points
16. Brick Yardley - 500 laps - 115 points
17. Cal Weathers - 500 laps - 112 points
18. Rev Roadages - 500 laps - 109 points
19. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 500 laps - 116 points
20. Dirkson D'Agostino - 500 laps - 103 points
21. Ponchy Wipeout - 500 laps - 100 points
22. Jack DePost - 500 laps - 97 points
23. Darren Leadfoot - 500 laps - 94 points
24. Greg Candyman - 499 laps - 91 points
25. Buck Bearingly - 498 laps - 88 points
26. Slider Petrolski - 498 laps - 85 points
27. Kevin Racingtire - 498 laps - 82 points
28. Kevin Shiftright - 497 laps - 79 points
29. Misti Motorkrass - 496 laps - 76 points
30. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 496 laps - 73 points
31. Eugene Carbureski - 491 laps - 70 points
32. Lane Locke (crash) - 428 laps - 67 points
33. Ernie Gearson (crash) - 428 laps - 64 points
34. Murray Clutchburn (crash) - 428 laps - 61 points
35. T.G. Castlenut (crash) - 428 laps - 58 points
36. Brian Spark (crash) - 428 laps - 55 points
2000 Virginia 400

Race 2 of 2000, Greg Candyman wins his first of 2 races this year.

## Finishing Positions:

1. Greg Candyman - 196 laps - 175 points
2. James Cleanair - 196 laps - 170 points
3. Ponchy Wipeout - 196 laps - 165 points
4. Brush Curber - 196 laps - 160 points
5. Ernie Gearson - 196 laps - 155 points
6. Dan Sheldon - 196 laps - 150 points
7. Lee Revkins - 196 laps - 146 points
8. Rusty Cornfuel - 196 laps - 142 points
9. Ryan Shields - 196 laps - 138 points
10. Crusty Rotor - 196 laps - 134 points
11. Buck Schooner - 196 laps - 130 points
12. Eugene Carbureski - 196 laps - 127 points
13. Billy Ford - 196 laps - 124 points
14. Dirkson D'Agostino - 196 laps - 121 points
15. Murray Clutchburn - 196 laps - 118 points
16. Phillip Steeringson - 196 laps - 115 points
17. Strip Weathers - 196 laps - 112 points
18. Darrell Draggered - 196 laps - 109 points
19. Dale Earnhardt - 196 laps - 106 points
20. Bill Racelott - 196 laps - 103 points
21. Claude Scruggs - 196 laps - 100 points
22. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 196 laps - 97 points
23. Chuck Armstrong - 196 laps - 94 points
24. Andrew Axler - 196 laps - 91 points
25. Chick Hicks - 196 laps - 88 points
26. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 196 laps - 85 points
27. Ruby Oaks - 196 laps - 82 points
28. Klint Shiftright - 196 laps - 79 points
29. Darren Leadfoot - 195 laps - 76 points
30. Ken Schroeder - 195 laps - 73 points
31. Darrell Cartrip - 195 laps - 70 points
32. Mac iCar - 195 laps - 67 points
33. Misti Motorkrass - 194 laps - 64 points
34. Larry Smith - 193 laps - 61 points
35. Davey Apex (crash) - 193 laps - 58 points
36. Slider Petrolski (crash) - 193 laps - 55 points
37. Haul Inngas (crash) - 193 laps - 52 points
38. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 193 laps - 49 points
39. Jarrett Towerwheel (crash) - 97 laps - 46 points
40. Billy Oilchanger (crash) - 53 laps - 43 points
41. Kevin Racingtire (crash) - 53 laps - 40 points
42. Bertie Fast (engine) - 6 laps - 37 points
2007 Transberry Juice 400

Race 9 of the 2007 Season, yet another rookie, Dud Throttleman, gets his first win. All racers manage to finish, with none a lap down.

## Finishing Positions:

1. Dud Throttleman - 500 laps - 185 points
2. Kevin Racingtire - 500 laps - 170 points
3. Kevin Shiftright - 500 laps - 175 points
4. Floyd Mulvihill - 500 laps - 160 points
5. Sage VanDerSpin - 500 laps - 155 points
6. Brick Yardley - 500 laps - 150 points
7. Lightning McQueen - 500 laps - 146 points
8. Brush Curber - 500 laps - 142 points
9. Ryan Shields - 500 laps - 138 points
10. Greg Candyman - 500 laps - 134 points
11. Misti Motorkrass - 500 laps - 130 points
12. Jack DePost - 500 laps - 127 points
13. Eugene Carbureski - 500 laps - 124 points
14. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 500 laps - 121 points
15. Cal Weathers - 500 laps - 118 points
16. Ralph Carlow - 500 laps - 115 points
17. Tommy Highbanks - 500 laps - 112 points
18. Billy Oilchanger - 500 laps - 109 points
19. Todd Marcus - 500 laps - 106 points
20. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 500 laps - 103 points
21. Murray Clutchburn - 500 laps - 100 points
22. Claude Scruggs - 500 laps - 97 points
23. Aiken Axler - 500 laps - 94 points
24. Ruby Oaks - 500 laps - 91 points
25. Manny Flywheel - 500 laps - 88 points
26. T.G. Castlenut - 500 laps - 85 points
27. Crusty Rotor - 500 laps - 82 points
28. Ernie Gearson - 500 laps - 79 points
29. Speedy Comet - 500 laps - 76 points
30. Mac iCar - 500 laps - 73 points
31. Ponchy Wipeout - 500 laps - 70 points
32. Jimmy Cables - 500 laps - 67 points
33. Darren Leadfoot - 500 laps - 64 points
34. Lee Revkins - 500 laps - 61 points
35. Dirkson D'Agostino - 500 laps - 58 points
36. Slider Petrolski - 500 laps - 55 points
2000 Calladega 500

The 2000 Calladega 500 is a Piston Cup race. It's known that Dale Earnhardt Jr. crashed into the wall (Chick's on-board was there when he started flipping). Dale crashed into Billy Oilchanger, Claude Scruggs, Slider Petrolski, Chick Hicks, and Ryan Shields. The part-time racers, Todd Marcus, Aiken Axler, Sage Vanderspin, Ralph Carlow, and Kevin Shiftright, all crashed on lap 57 each other. Johnny Blamer gets a DNF after blowing his engine on lap 145.

Winford Bradford Rutherford takes his first and only Calladega 500 win after a tight battle with Davey Apex, Eugene Carbureski, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. Winford placed 1st, Davey in 2nd, Eugene in 3rd, Mac Icar in 4th, and The King finished 5th.

## Transcript

### Last Laps and Winford Wins!

Bob: This is a tight battle going on for the lead. Winford Bradford Rutherford has led the last 38 laps but Davey Apex is SO close behind him! This has been definitely the best Davey has ever performed in his entire career that too in the Calladega 500 started on pole position even!

Darrell: Icar and Carbureski behind them! Winford, Davey, and Mac have never won a Calladega 500 you keep that in mind. Eugene has won back in 1993.

Bob: Its getting tougher has Winford is trying to hold the lead from 3 other cars! The King is in the 5th spot but is way behind the top 4 right now.

Darrell: Davey Apex is getting closer! HE JUST BARELY GOT THE LEAD THERE! Davey quickly loses the lead to Winford though! Mac Icar holding Eugene Carbureski for 3rd place!

Bob: Eugene manages to find a move! HE DOES IT! Eugene Carbureski takes 3rd!

Darrell: Winford and Davey have never won a major race in their careers. Davey in fact has not even won a single race yet and he is right there on Winford's rear end!

Bob: Final lap! Winford and Davey 1st and 2nd still. On the backstretch, Davey tries to make a move this is his final chance in taking the lead! But Winford is going fast! He is getting away from the pack!

Darrell: Davey is not trying to catch up to him. He knows the win is basically impossible at this point.

Bob: WINFORD BRADFORD RUTHERFORD WINS THE 2000 CALLADEGA 500! A fantastic win for him! Davey Apex takes 2nd the best performance in his whole career even if it was not a win!

Darrell: Rusty Cornfuel and now Winford Bradford Rutherford have both got their first wins at the Nightdona 500 and now Calladega 500!

to be continued by Win95
1991 Spare Mint 400

The 1991 Spare Mint 400 is historic because of a crash on lap 69 that took out Kevin Racingtire, Kraig Shiftright and Devon Rutherford. Kevin was hit by Kraig hard and went a bit airborne, but didn't flip and landed on wheels spinning. This was also Slide Powers' last Spare Mint 400. Hence the sponsor, Ernie Gearson won the race.
1996 Calladega 500

The 1996 Calladega 500 is a Piston Cup race held at Calladega. It's known for a crash on lap 18 where Murray Clutchburn and James Cleanair hit Johnny Blamer and involve Dave Alternators and Klint Shiftright. Greg Candyman wins with The King close to getting the triple crown (due to winning Nightdona and Indy) second and of course Chick Hicks third.

All part timers minus Winford Rutherford raced due to Winford being part-time. Billy Ford was pushed by Chick Hicks and spun on lap 167 and DNF.

## Results

1. Greg Candyman - 200 laps
2. The King - 200 laps
3. Chick Hicks - 200 laps
4. Billy Ford - 200 laps
5. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 laps
6. Dirkson D'agostino - 200 laps
7. Claude Scruggs - 200 laps
8. Dale Earnhardt Sr - 200 laps
9. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps
10. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 200 laps
1997 No Stall 350

The 1997 No Stall 350 at Darlington is hyper historic because part-time racer DIRKSON D'AGOSTINO WINS!!! Chick Hicks was 2nd and The King unluckily finished 16th because he blew a tire on lap 187. Part-timers Ralph, Todd, Dale Jr, Slider, Darren, Davey, Dirkson, Manny, Winford and Lee all enter. While this was Andrew Axler and Billy Ford's last NS 350, this is known for Andrew being 3rd.
2000 Pocono 400

The **2000 Pocono 400**.

## TeleBio

Network: RSN

Announcers: Bob Cutlass and Benny Pitstops

## Transcript

### Finish

Bob Cutlass: Here they come down three! But the big one is happening! At least 15 cars spin! Caution is out nearly instantly!

Benny Pitstops: Checkered flag is out and Murray Clutchburn wins at Pocono, baby!

Bob Cutlass: He wins the race and a HUGE crash behind him as the margin is under yellow.

Benny Pitstops: Bob, that was a very big crash, taking out at least 15 cars! Holy cow!

## Results

1. Murray Clutchburn
2. Chuck Armstrong
3. Chick Hicks
4. Strip Weathers
5. Eugene Carburski
2005 Brickyard 400

19th race of 2005, Haul Inngas wins it

A crash on the final lap, turn 3 in lap 160, took out 9 cars, as Billy Oilchanger crashed into Sage VanDerSpin attempting to move up. This wreck caused much disarray in the field, switching up finishing positions dramatically on the last lap. The panic of the crash set Chick Hicks to 17th, Lightning McQueen to 19th, and Strip Weathers to 25th.

## Results

1. Haul Inngas - 160 Laps - 180 points
2. Aiken Axler - 160 Laps - 170 points
3. Dirkson D'Agostino - 160 Laps - 165 points
4. Rusty Cornfuel - 160 Laps - 160 points
5. Todd Marcus - 160 Laps - 155 points
6. Greg Candyman - 160 Laps - 150 points
7. Slider Petrolski - 160 Laps - 146 points
8. Manny Flywheel - 160 Laps - 142 points
9. Eugene Carbureski - 160 Laps - 138 points
10. Darren Leadfoot - 160 Laps - 134 points
11. Kevin Racingtire - 160 Laps - 130 points
12. Ruby Oaks - 160 Laps - 127 points
13. Floyd Mulvhill - 160 Laps - 124 points
14. Brush Curber - 160 Laps - 121 points
15. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 160 Laps - 118 points
16. Ralph Carlow - 160 Laps - 115 points
17. Chick Hicks - 160 Laps - 112 points
18. Misti Motorkrass - 160 Laps - 109 points
19. Lightning McQueen - 160 Laps - 106 points
20. James Cleanair - 160 Laps - 103 points
21. Davey Apex - 160 Laps - 100 points
22. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 160 Laps - 97 points
23. Chuck Armstrong - 160 Laps - 94 points
24. Kevin Shiftright - 160 Laps - 91 points
25. Strip Weathers- 160 Laps - 88 points
26. Ernie Gearson - 160 Laps - 85 points
27. Billy Oilchanger (crash) - 160 Laps - 82 points
28. Sage VanDerSpin (crash) - 160 Laps - 79 points
29. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 160 Laps - 76 points
30. Claude Scruggs (crash) - 160 Laps - 73 points
31. Ryan Shields (crash) - 160 Laps - 70 points
32. Ponchy Wipeout (crash) - 160 Laps - 67 points
33. Murray Clutchburn (crash) - 160 Laps - 64 points
34. Mac iCar (crash) - 160 Laps - 61 points
35. Crusty Rotor (crash) - 160 Laps - 58 points
36. Lee Revkins (crash) - 160 Laps - 55 points
2007 Mood Springs 400

The 12th race of 2007, defending Champ, Lightning McQueen, gets his 2nd win of the year.

## Results

1. Lightning McQueen - 200 laps - 185 points
2. Todd Marcus - 200 laps - 180 points
3. Jimmy Cables - 200 laps - 165 points
4. Brick Yardley - 200 laps - 160 points
5. Ralph Carlow - 200 laps - 155 points
6. Cal Weathers - 200 laps - 150 points
7. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 laps - 146 points
8. Mac iCar - 200 laps - 142 points
9. Slider Petrolski - 200 laps - 138 points
10. T.G. Castlenut - 200 laps - 134 points
11. Lee Revkins - 200 laps - 130 points
12. Ernie Gearson - 200 laps - 127 points
13. Aiken Axler - 200 laps - 124 points
14. Dirkson D'Agostino - 200 laps - 121 points
15. Sage VanDerSpin - 200 laps - 118 points
16. Manny Flywheel - 200 laps - 115 points
17. Speedy Comet - 200 laps - 112 points
18. Ryan Shields - 200 laps - 109 points
19. Kevin Shiftright - 200 laps - 106 points
20. Misti Motorkrass - 200 laps - 103 points
21. Jack DePost - 200 laps - 100 points
22. Brush Curber - 200 laps - 97 points
23. Crusty Rotor - 200 laps - 94 points
24. Ruby Oaks - 200 laps - 91 points
25. Dud Throttleman - 200 laps - 88 points
26. Kevin Racingtire - 200 laps - 85 points
27. Greg Candyman - 200 laps - 82 points
28. Claude Scruggs - 200 laps - 79 points
29. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps - 76 points
30. Tommy Highbanks - 200 laps - 73 points
31. Darren Leadfoot - 200 laps - 70 points
32. Billy Oilchanger - 200 laps - 67 points
33. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 200 laps - 64 points
34. Ponchy Wipeout - 200 laps - 61 points
35. Floyd Mulvihill - 200 laps - 58 points
36. Eugene Carbureski (engine) - 129 laps - 55 points