Fellatio On the President

**Fellatio On the President** is a gag-based physical and sexual act used by various antagonists, minor characters and gag characters in general. This technique is a form of cartoony gag attacks centered around a President of the United States, and falls into the same category as Flying President's Crotch.

## Usage

The user(s) will perform oral sex on the President of the United States' genitals. In doing so, they give their full allegiance to the commander-in-chief, and are willing to act under his orders more closely. Those who perform this act however are often unable to engage in battle against targets whom they otherwise fought or disliked beforehand.

### Variations

Fellatio On FDR: the users perform oral sex on the 32nd President of the United States. Usually this is done as a favor by antagonistic people or superficial people whom studied history and learned of any negative and bias policies that were historically a form of bigotry against Japanese-Americans, blacks, or Jewish people.

Fellatio On Woodrow Wilson: the users perform oral sex on the 28th President of the United States. This is performed a number of ways, the user uses time magic to travel back to 1913 to 1921 during his original, unaltered presidency or the users summon the president himself to aide them in conquest and amplifying their power. Usually the technique appears to amplify Racist Bully Tacticians whom studied the President's known racism and policies that would harm black communities for more than a century.

### Nineteenth Century-Era to 1950s Jim Crow Era

Historically, bigoted people gathered to perform sexual acts on the President in secrecy, long before the 1990s and induction of alien citizens onto Earth. In the nineteenth century, some of those who favored the confederacy distanced themselves from warfare, and instead focused on making peace with the union by performing sexual acts on the president. According to Abraham Lincoln, he encountered strange confederate spies and their wives who were "satiable for his broomstick". Lincoln cringed about this, and admitted to fighting countless creepy, ignorant-minded people obsessed with sex.

### Users

Angry, short-tempered voters are active users of this. A large, screaming handsome man with a beard yelled at a ballot about how his vote was being processed accurately, and then attacked election office workers, before long running from the polls and threatening to suck on the president. He was defeated by Secret Servicemen and confronted by then-President King Robb Johnson.

Reconstruction-Era Racist Bully Tacticians are notable users of this attack, and wanted to have sex with the 16th President, Abraham Lincoln. A creeped out Lincoln spent a long time evading the sex-hungry men and women or fighting them. Some of them revealed themselves to be Diseased and were stalking the President due to their anger of slave abolishment and the disintegration of more wicked humans.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

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