On the Road/Rescue and Changing the Toon Patrol's Minds

*(The next morning back inside Bia’s home, Phillip comforted a sobbing Aurora, both having learned from a saddened Charlie, Itchy, and Sasha that their daughter was abducted and the farm animals were even concerned. Suddenly, they heard someone knock on the window. They looked and saw….)*

Phillip and Aurora: Rev’s group!

*(They let them in)*

Rev: Did we come in a bad time?

Phillip: (Sadly and calmly) I’m afraid so.

Sonic: What happened?

Aurora: A stranger broke into the house and kidnapped our daughter.

*(Rev’s group got shocked)*

Rev’s group: Kidnapped?!

Sally: Who did this?

Aurora: Charlie, Itchy, and Sasha saw the culprit.

*(They turned to him)*

Itchy: It’s true! It was a female with purple fur and looked like a kangaroo.

Rev: A female that looks like a marsupial? What species?

Itchy: She looked like a kangaroo.

*(Realizing, Rev’s group got it)*

Rev’s group: A kangaroo!

Rev: My guess it’s those singing travel group weasels that doesn’t even know that they abducted….

Aurora: But still, it’s kidnapping! Please, guys, help our girl!

*(Nodding in determination, Rev gets it)*

Rev: Got it!

Phillip: And…!

*(They turned to him)*

Phillip: Once you bring her back, bring their captor here. We like to hear their apology to us.

*(Rev nods)*

Rev: Okay! And don’t worry! I’ll save her!

*(And with that, Rev flew off to find Bia while the residents of the house watched them disappear in the distance, hoping that Bia will be rescued. Elsewhere, at the showboat, Bia finally opened her walnut bed in annoyance)*

Bia: Alright! Who took me away?! Show yourselves!

*(She climb out of her bed and looked around, and then yelped in surprised when Judy appeared)*

Judy: Good morning, sweetheart.

*(Bia glared)*

Bia: What’s good about it now? Where am I exactly?

Judy: Glad you asked. You are onboard my showboat.

Bia: (Confused) Showboat?

Judy: Yep! My name is Judy the Sour Kangaroo. You can call me Judy.

*(She turned to the doorway)*

Judy: Roll call!

*(Then the five weasels arrived)*

Greasy: Greasy!

Psycho: Psycho!

Stupid: Stupid!

Wheezy: Wheezy!

Smarty: And me, Smarty!

Weasels: And we’re the The Toon Patrol!

Bia: Uh…?

Smarty: Confused, I see.

Bia: Very. Never heard of you.

Wheezy: We sing for fame!

Psycho and Stupid: Happiness!

Greasy: And of course, *amour*.

*(He briefly flirts with Bia much to the blonde-haired girl's discomfort)*

Bia: Just what’s going on?

Judy: Glad you asked. But first, what’s your name?

Bia: Bianca Jetstream, but everyone calls me Bia for short.

Judy: Beautiful name.

Bia: Thanks. But what’s going on? Why did you bring me here?

Psycho: We wish to make you part of our group, singing to the world!

*(Bia got surprised and politely declined)*

Bia: I’d love to, but I can’t. My parents might be worried about me.

Smarty: Aw, what do ya know? They’ll be proud of ya.

Stupid: Duh, what makes you say you can’t join us?

Bia: Because I met someone already. And I'm supposed to go on a date with him.

*(The weasels got surprised)*

Wheezy: A one-way love, huh? Who is he?

Bia: If you must know, he's a superhero roadrunner and the Prince of the Fairy Kingdom.

*(The weasels got surprised again)*

Smarty: Never heard of nor met him.

Judy: But shrug him off. Because we got things to teach you.

Bia: What things?

*(Then Judy began singing)*

Judy: **The scrubbings and the washings**

**And the noses with the drippings**

**And the soapas always boiling**

Toon Patrol: Yeah.

Judy: **The panes and windows falling**

**With the diaper changing**

**With the roof she’s leaking**

**And the enchiladas spoiling**

Toon Patrol: Ooh….

Judy: **Do you know how to do these things?**

**Like you will have to do these things?**

**Or does the very thought of it**

**Make you wince?**

Toon Patrol: Ugh….

Bia: (Confused) Well….

*(Judy cuts her off)*

Judy: I thought so.

*(Then she resumes singing)*

Judy: **Then, don’t marry**

**The prince**

*(She then begins dancing away to dancing music as Bia got annoyed)*

Bia: Oh, dear….

*(She makes Bia join in the dancing, although Bia’s moves were reluctant and an audience of lakeside animals appeared and enjoyed the show)*

Judy: You see? You become bigger stars like us. We make big money together. You make us all rich. You are important people. You are famous. You are a star!

Bia: A star? (Shrugging) Well, I suppose….

Judy: Now, repeat after us….

*(Then she resumed singing, this time faster and Judy and the Toon Patrol joined in)*

Judy: **We are the Toon Patrol Singers**

**The original cast**

**And there hasn’t been a town**

**We haven’t played**

Toon Patrol: **We are the Toon Patrol Singers**

**And we sing very fast**

Smarty: **We get on**

Greasy: **We get off**

Wheezy: **We get paid**

*(They turned to Bia)*

Smarty: Sing!

Bia: Uh, could you just sing a little slower?

Smarty: (Flabbergasted) Slower?

Judy: We don’t do ballads.

Bia: Well! I guess I’ll take notes.

*(Then Judy and the Toon Patrol resumed singing fast)*

Judy: **We are free and independent**

**We go everywhere**

**And we coochie, coochie, coochie**

**All the way**

**We’re gonna teach you how to samba**

**And to ramba and to bamba**

**And every number, Bia**

**Say "ole"**

Judy and the Toon Patrol: **Come on the road**

**My little castanet**

**Come on the road**

**And famous, you will get**

Judy: **We’ll make you a star**

**Get you a small guitar**

Judy and the Toon Patrol: **You’ll be a hot muchacha**

**Once we gotcha**

**On the road**

Toon Patrol: **Biacita**

**No one could be sweet-a**

**Sing with all of us-a**

**We go on the road-a**

*(Bia hesitated a bit and after shrugging, decided to go with the flow with the dancing)*

Judy: **We open Monday in Medina**

**Then we do Babylon**

**Then we run to Barcelona**

**For a week**

**Then for a month**

**In the Parthenon**

**Where they love us**

**‘Cause we do the show in Greek**

Toon Patrol: **We are the finest in the business**

**It’s a well-known fact**

**And you’ll forgive us**

**If we have to blow the horn**

Judy: **Because this isn’t any**

**Ordinary animal act**

**And today, a star are born**

Toon Patrol: **Go on the road**

**You’ll hear the people roar**

**You’re not a weasel**

Judy: **But that’s what makeup’s for**

Toon Patrol: **Just sing on pitch**

**We’ll get very rich**

**Wait until they see Bia**

Judy: **On the road**

Toon Patrol: **Sing out Bia Jetstream**

**Dance it Bia Jetstream**

**Something Bia Jetstream**

Judy: **Now, I’ll make her sing**

*(She pinches Bia’s arm, making her scream in pain which then turned to vocalizing)*

Judy: Good, very good! You got it!

Toon Patrol: **Come on the road**

**We’ll make you a big success**

**Come on the road**

*(After Bia finished vocalizing, the weasels resumed singing)*

Judy: You’re in the union, yes?

Toon Patrol: **The life, it’s sweet**

Judy: Yep!

Toon Patrol: **Lots of food to eat**

Judy: Yum, yum!

*(Judy eats a skinned apple)*

Toon Patrol: **So, why be a little fish in the pond**

**When you can go so far beyond?**

Judy: **I think perhaps we’ll make you scaly**

Judy and the Toon Patrol: **When we, get, on, the, road**

*(Elsewhere, Rev and his volunteers, in the form of his friends that encountered their flight with Bia from last night, heard the singing and followed the source. Back at the showboat, the weasels encouraged Bia to sing, which she shrugged and do)*

Bia: **On the road**

All: **Let’s hit the road**

**Ole**

*(The audience cheered, threw some gold coins at the showboat, and after that’s done, they left. Bia sighed in relief)*

Bia: It felt somewhat good singing with you, but seriously, why do you want me to sing with you?

Judy: Because you, Bia, are getting hitched to Greasy.

Bia: (Confused) Hitched?

Greasy: I didn’t tell you yet? Wow. It means that while we travel for performances, we’re getting married!

*(Shocked, Bia nearly fell overboard, but Judy pulled her back on the showboat before she impacted the water)*

Bia: Married?! But I thought I made it clear to you…?

Judy: And we told you through song about problems with getting married to him.

Bia: (Evenly) Which will happen as well *if* I do get married to Greasy, which I won’t. And that is very shameful of all of you!

*(Surprised, the weasels got confused)*

Bia: Thinking I’ll be betrothed to you immediately! And I already have love for that Fairy Prince!

*(The Toon Patrol listened silently)*

Bia: Imagine this; How would you like it if you fell in love with someone? And then worse of all, somebody else that fell in love with you took you from your homes, which, in term, is kidnapping? And how could you say making the rich life makes you happy? Especially with nobody there to love and take care of you?

*(The Toon Patrol slowly got interested silently as they continued to listen)*

Bia: And why do I ask these questions to you?! Why?! It’s because I was taught that the rich life is not important! I know right from wrong, and what matters than any rich life like yours is family! And more importantly, someone you love and cherish! And that’s what I felt when I met the prince last night!

*(Listening to this, the weasels slowly got sad and guilty, for they had no idea that they, a bunch of singing celebrities, committed a kidnapping on a girl. Even Judy shedded a tear from her eye)*

Bia: And to top it all off, I might even date him more and marry him!

*(Smarty, Greasy, and Wheezy winced at that, feeling sad and guilty even more)*

Bia: And then you have the audacity to snatch me away from all I loved, just to be rich like you?!

*(They suddenly noticed the Judy and the weasels sadly shedding tears of guilt while hanging their heads sadly, feeling bad even more. But while Bia just scoffed, thinking they’re faking it to make them guilty and change their minds)*

Bia: What’s the point trying to get it through your thick heads? You know what? Go ahead? Try to make me rich like you! Keep me away from my real life! Push me around to make me famous I didn’t deserve to be! Go ahead! I don’t care!

*(She goes to leave when Judy and the Toon Patrol, who’re wiping their tears away and recovering from their sadness and guilt)*

Bia: What?

*(Bia gave a double-take look at the Judy and the Toon Patrol. She does and they gave a look that means “We’re sorry,” although Smarty’s look was reluctant. Recognizing the looks, Bia melted her anger away and groans)*

Bia: (Groans) You’re sorry, right?

Judy and the Toon Patrol: Yes.

Psycho: We have seen the light for our actions.

Judy: (To Bia) And we had no idea how much the Fairy Prince means to you. *(To Smarty)* Right?

*(Smarty hesitated a bit, but then sighs in annoyance)*

Smarty: Oh, alright! We’ll take you back home.

*(Bia got happy upon hearing him say that)*

Bia: Thank you!

*(Suddenly, they heard rustling in the bushes and turned. Suddenly, Rev and the volunteers came out and upon seeing Bia, got happy)*

Rev: Bia!

Bia: Rev! Guys!

*(They run up to each other and the couple hugged happily while the weasels got surprised)*

Smarty: You know him?

*(Seeing the Toon Patrol upon hearing him, Rev and the volunteers got angry and cornered them with their weapons)*

Rev: Alright! Are you the Toon Patrol holding Bia captive on us?

Bia: Wait, guys!

*(Before Rev and the volunteers got in a fight with the weasels, Bia broke it up)*

Bia: Hold on!

Judy: It was just a misunderstanding at this moment!

Rev and volunteers: (Confused) Huh?

Atta: What are you talking about, Bia? You were kidnapped!

Rev: And what do you mean “misunderstanding?”

Bia: Those weasels didn’t realize they kidnapped me nor the fact we loved each other already. It was a mistake. They thought they were gonna make me famous and marry Greasy there respectively.

Flik: Marry?!

Rev: (Slowly realizing) Wait, you mean…? They didn’t realize?

Bia: Nope.

Smarty: It’s true.

Stupid: Yeah.

Donald: Typical. Rich singers that wanted more to the rich life than….

Smarty: We changed our minds because that life-sized Barbie doll telling us off!

*(Surprised, Rev’s group and the volunteers turned to Bia)*

Jose: You told them off?

Rev and volunteers: Is that true?

Bia: Yes. They have seen the light.

*(Realizing finally, Rev and even the volunteers gave in)*

Rev: That’s a relief, I’ll say.

Elena: Anyway, we were looking for you!

Bia: Why? What happened? Is our date cancelled?

*(Rev and the volunteers shook their heads no and ushered her to come with them)*

Rev: We’ll explain along the way to your house. (Realizes) Oh, and take the Toon Patrol with. We need them to apologize for all of this.

Judy and the Toon Patrol: To whom?

Bia: My parents.

*(The Toon Patrol understood)*

Toon Patrol: Ah, okay.

*(Then with that, Rev, Dot, the PowerPuff Girls, The RowdyRuff Boys, and Atta flew off, carrying the non-flying members and even Bia's bed back to the direction of Bia’s house)*

***Coming up: After Bia’s return home and the residents accepting the Judy and the Toon Patrol’s apology, they finally meet a certain rooster and duck from Chapter 1 and with theirs, Princess Celestia, and the heroes’ encouragement, they, along with Phillip and Aurora’s household residents, encourage Bia to assist in finding the Elemental Stone to help save the Fairy Kingdom and the world through a certain song about overcoming impossible things, and then they surprisingly recruit five certain weasels into the expedition after they volunteers quickly.***