High & Spicy Guardian/Episode 1 transcript

Rosemary: "Sage, it's so exhausting, hurry up. Hold on, can you believe what time it is?"

Sage: "Rosemary please, I'm so tired already. I've been prepairing for this three days before and I got no sleep. Did you pack your toothpaste?"

Rosemary: "Who needs toothpaste? We'll scale mountains, explore precipices, we need to give the best impression, of some cool shit dudes."

Sage: "Rose, don't say words like that."

Rosemary: "Okay, so, are you ready for the wild life of High Guardian Academy?"

Sage's mom: "Don't wilden up my daughter. You better be glad I even let you in. If you ever join any cult, I'll send you right back home."

Sage's father: "Don't worry darling, you've spent these years of raising her, she has been taught enough."

Sage's mom: "Wish I could rely on that..."

\*Sage gets her broom\*

Sage: "You ready, Rose?"

\*Starts the broom\*

Rosemary: "Yeee"

Sage's mom: "Sage? Sage!?"

Sage: "Bye mom, bye dad!"

They travel to Lyngarth. Aloe and Anise are waiting for them at the station.

Rosemary: "Where are they?"

Sage: "I just figured out, why are we landing at the station? Aren't we supposed to land at the house?"

Rosemary: "I have no idea anymore"

Aloe: "Sage, is that you?"

Sage: "Aloe! Anise! There you are!"

\*Sage and Rosemary finally land\*

Anise: "Hey, how's your day going?"

Rosemary: "Yeah, it's night"

Sage: "It was doing just fine! But, could we please go back to home already?"

\*Anise reaches into their vest. They pull out their terrasphere, which elongates into a wooden staff. They take Aloe's hand and the two together cast a spell which causes a doorway to appear and open into a room\*

Sage: "Wow, you guys can do that?"

Anise: "Well, yeah. This is one of the few things you could do with New Magic. It's just that people barely choose to use it."

Sage: "Really? That sounds dumb"

Aloe: "Don't worry, you will eventually learn anything about New Magic, at school."

Sage: "They use New magic at school!?" asks with a terrified voice.

Aloe: "Yes, you... didn't know that?"

Anise: "I think she's just tired. Let them go to sleep."

Aloe and Anise say goodnight. Rosemary and Sage then say goodnight too.

Aloe: "And don't get out of bed before 6 am."

Silence.

Rosemary and Sage: "Goodnight!"

Dream sequence

Rosemary sits in the grass.

Rosemary: "Do you love... being a guardian?"

Lavender: "Yes, but it is hard to be away from my family"

Rosemary: "Why are you always talking with those weird people?"

Lavender: "They are the poeple I work with. They are the ones that give me missions. One day, they will get you missions too "

Rosemary: "Will you ever get a break, so we could live as a normal family?"

Lavender: "Isn't that great to lug around with that sword? A fancy way to do your job."

Rosemary: "And what exactly is your mission?"

Lavender: "Killing monsters,...people? As long as it's justfiable"

Rosemary: "Is that why you are always with these people? They tell you to kill things? Are you even allowed to kill? Isn't that a crime?"

Lavender: "As I told you before, as long it's justifiable"

Rosemary: "Mom, can I join you at least?"

Lavender: "You are too young. You will be able to become a guardian only after you go to the school called High Guardian Academy, and that is only after you are 14."

Rosemary: "But mom, I'm 14 already"

Lavender: "Huh? Are you sure?"

Rosemary: "Yes, I am 14. Of course I am."

Lavender: "Your still my little daughter"

Rosemary: "... Mom, what justifies your killing? You said that killing needs to be justified."

Lavender: "The given missions are already justified. If anyone ever decides to go after me, I'll tell that it's the other people who give me these kids of missions."

Rosemary: "Are they?... Do you plan on hiding forever from the normal world?"

Lavender: "What- of course not. I will be there for you just in time. I just need to do some stuff. Are they- calling me? I hear them calling me. Do you hear anything, Rose?"

Rosemary: "Huh- WHAT!? OF COURSE I DON'T. MOM.

MOMMY. I DON'T. Tell me you don't either."

Lavender: "..."

Rosemary: "Don't run from me."

In the dream, Lavender is running away backwards, Rosemary starts running, chasing her.

Rosemary: "Mom, will you give me

one last hug before you leave? No. She won't. Ayayayaya. Oof"

Rosemary: "WE'RE THERE, WE'RE ACTUALLY THERREEE"

Sage: "Shut-UP, WHAT TIME IT IS?"

Rosemary: "I don't know, 5 am maybe"

Sage: "why are you yelling at 5 am?" says with a scary voice "Don't you know that they don't allow us to get out of bed before 6 am?" Sage continues.

Rosemary: "Fuck them. I'm all for adventure at 5 am"

Sage gets angry at Rosemary

Sage: "Fuck you." and gets a pauze. "I'm sleeping till the 6:00 am" continues.

Rosemary: "If you don't get up now, you won't wake up at 6 am because you will be sleeping too much to get out at the allowed time"

Sage: "Understood nothing but okay. Still gonna do it my way, the RIGHT way, the responsible way. We need to get at least seven hours of sleep."

Rosemary: "Naah, they are trynna force us into being little conformants, it's all made up. Plus, people like us should sleep night hours so FUCK THEM, NO WAY I'M DOING THAT SHIT"

Sage: "Rose! Language."

Rosemary: "You just said the f word a little while ago."

Sage: "I- I was mad! You know what, I stop talking, you stop talking. My plan."

Rosemary: "Okay, bye, good night."

Rosemary sneaks out of the bedroom. Then she thinks of stealing a terrasphere.

Rosemary: "Man, do I love being free. Let's go outside. But first I'm gonna sneak and steal Anise's terrasphere haha such a criminal." says quietly

?: "Rose." gets a pause. "Rooose"

Rosemary: "AAAH- Who's that?"

Sage: "DON'T YELL. It's me Sage. Just your daily reminder that TERRASPHERE CAN BE ONLY USED BY ITS USER"

Rosemary: "How do you know that alll kinds of stuff WHEN YOU'VE BARELY BEEN AROUND NEW MAGIC!?"

Sage: "Shh, you're my best friend. Don't you know that before I moved into Pebble, I was raised in Witch Country where THEY USED NEW MAGIC TOO!?"

Rosemary: "How was I supposed to know that?" gets a pause. "Wow. What is Witch Country?" asks anyway

Sage: "Can't we just go outside already?"

Rosemary: "So you came here for me to tell me about terraspheres or you wanted to go with me instead?" gets a pause "Everytime when a talk about Witch Country or about the magic system finally appears, it is always eventually forgotten"

Sage: "You are not even interested in magic. All you care about is mom's sword."

Rosemary: "Please don't even mention my mom, I miss her so much, that stupid dream had to remind me of her again"

Sage: "What do you mean by "reminded"? You never shut up about her."

Rosemary: "You were right. Let's rather go outside."

\*Both of them sneak out of the house.\*

Rosemary: "Oh, a squirell, let's chase it. Maybe it's got rabies."

Sage: "Ahh please, I can't keep up with you! Why would you want rabies anyway?"

Rosemary: "To fit in with other students"

\*Rosemary stops. Sage notices that and stops too\*

Rosemary: "Damnit, I lost it!"

Sage: "That's okay Rose. I can give you some rabies." says with a silent sweet tone.

\*Randomly, an elf person walks by\*

Rosemary: "Oh, I see where you're coming from."

Sage: "What do you- ... why are you touching them!?"

Rosemary: "This one has got totally rabies" says jokingly "Am I infected already?"

Thyme: "Hey, why are you touching me? And stop acting like a freak." Thyme gets a pause. "I ain't got any rabies, you uncultured fuck."

Sage: "I see, Rosemary, stop offending that elf person." Sage pauses. "I don't care that they sweared, you're my friend, not them."

Rosemary: "Okay, fine." stops for a while and thinks. "Also, why are you calling that elf a they?"

Sage: "That's a normal way to refer to elfs when you didn't ask them for it yet."

Rosemary: "Oh, oh, that's confusing. I guess you can save it."

Thyme: "Good point. You know how it works, I give you credit for that."

Sage: "Hah, thanks." and smiles.

Rosemary and Sage are walking through the city.

Rosemary: "We're there!"

Parsley's workplace.

Rosemary: "Parsley just in time there to fix you-"

Sage: "Uh, fix me?"

Rosemary: "UHH NOTHING."

Sage: "So, what would you want to do in there?"

Rosemary: "Just see. I'm there to do with my necklace."

\*Parsley walks in.\*

Parsley: "Hi Rose, what is your order?"

Rosemary: "Hi Parsley! I want this necklace to get golden."

Parsley: "Like, actual gold or not?"

Rosemary: "I don't know, what costs how much?"

Parsley: "If actual gold then I would have to ask you for a gold or pay the price of an gold, depends on how many carats" stops "But if just a point, I could have gotten that for free and give it to you.

Rosemary: "Oh, then I want a golden paint."

Parsley: "Okay, I'll get to work and give it to you."

Rosemary: "Thank you!"

Parsley takes the necklace and leaves, goes to her workplace.

Sage: "Are you sure she will get it back?"

Rosemary: "Of course, I know Parsley." stops "HEY, PARSLEY, WE'RE LEAVING, YOU CAN GIVE IT IN SCHOOL!" says

Parsley: "That's okay! says  from the workplace

Sage: "So, what do you want to do next?"

Rosemary: "I don't know. I just wanna walk around." then thinks for a while. "What if walked to the park, I have an idea."

Sage: "Okay."

They both walk to the park.

Rosemary: "So, what if we tested our skills before showing up to school?"

Sage: Honestly, that's what I thought before. Would have fit before entering the first year."

They both train. Rosemary with her sword and Sage trains Old magic, despite knowing that the school uses New magic.

Rosemary: "So, you think we now are trained enough?"

Sage: "I suppose so" then stops. "Anyways, what time it is?"

Rosemary: "Wait, I'm going to check."

Sage waits and Rosemary leaves. After a while, Rosemary appears.

Rosemary: "You wouldn't believe it. It's 9:03 am already."

Sage: "Wow, let's go home and get some breakfast."

Sage and Rosemary head home and they get breakfast. After they finish the food, they go check the school.

Rosemary: "Wow, it looks so majestic!"

Sage: "Indeed, it looks much better than I could have expected."

Rosemary: "You know, I grew up hearing stories from others about their experience from this school and it sounded all so amazing, so knowing that tomorrow I could have experienced the same- I- AHH I'M SO EXCITED!"

Sage: "Me too. Hey, how many students do you think that school is capable of?"

Rosemary: "I don't know, but I think that there will be lots of classrooms for them."

Sage: "Heh, lots of them to explore. You think we will have enough time for that in the future"

Rosemary: "We're gonna be guardians, we won't make tests all the time, we will fight monsters! Of course we will have time, all the time!"

Sage: "I wouldn't be so... sure about it." Sage stops for a while. "You think that the school is open?"

Rosemary: "You want to go in already?"

Sage: "I mean, yes. We're the upcoming students, you know."

Rosemary: "Well, I guess, why not."

They go to see the school.