Fortune cookie

Fortune Cookies!

* The fortune cookie is type of food.

## Appearance

Lame and Fortune

Fortunate Ben

My Leg! (Cameo)

Recession (cameo)

## Scripts

* **SpongeBob SquarePants**

“Can you hold ya breath for 10 seconds?”

”Something wonderful’s about to happen to ya.”

”Eat ya hat and y’all fall in love.”

“Y’all soon injury ya legs.”

”You will have a long voyage for anything you have to deserve”

* **Battle For BFDI**

”One should only hoe the life will be full of happiness brought by icy.”

”Go Icy ya me idol.”

”Ice Cube is the best thing to ever grace the universe.”

“I love icy so much, me bone hurt.”

”Put down ya fortune and listen to Liy, she’s speaking now…”

## Used By

SpongeBob

Dale

Mable Monica

Ivy

Plankton

Pen (Ben)

Pillow

Remote

Tree

Pie

Bottle (unleaded)

Black Hole (unleaded)

Fanny (unleaded)

Lighting (unleaded)

Marker (unleaded)

**B**ubble (unleaded)

**B***alloony (unleaded)*

**B***omby (unleaded)*

**B**en

## Find on…

Find Fortune Cookie on Wikipedia.

SpongeBob: Hey Gary, What you looking at?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Uhh… is that a box?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I wish we can get a quassion today and I’ll be seing a cloud who gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger when it gets to the- [The box falls on his head.]

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Look, Gary! A box of… a box of… Fortune cookies.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: What could it be Gary?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: [opens a fortune cookie.] “con you breath, and hold your breath for 10 seconds?” [holds his breath, and hold it for 10 seconds, and blows it out.]

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: So Gary, do you know what this means….

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: The time’s 7:30am, and it’s 25th of July, nearly winter.

Gary: Meow.

Mr. Krabs: **HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!** *What the?*

SpongeBob: Hey! What”s going on?

Mr, Krabs: Hey! Uh… did I seen you for decades?

SpongeBob: Well, yeah.

Mr, Krabs: Pay attention. [cuts to the Krusty Krab.] Now.. the moment you all been waiting for is.., **FORTUNE COOKIES!!!**

SpongeBob: What? Is that plankton or not, here’s plankton right over there!

Plankton: [looks through a telescope]

[cuts to the Krusty Krab]

French Man: Bonjour, it’s French for “Hello” is that fortune cookies? Can I have one?

SpongeBob: Yeah, Have one!

French Man: Hm, “You’ll celebrate by yourself.” Aha! [blows a party horn that spits out confetti]

[Cuts to the custemours with SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs]

Mr Krabs: Now remember, the first one is free! [shoves cookies into SpongeBob, as SpongeBob pops them out, to serve costemours.]

Dale: “Something Wonderful’s about to happen to ya.” Huh? [puppies come to Him.] I love puppies, thanks fortune cookies.

Mable Monica: “Eat ya hat, and y’all fall in love.” [eats her hat, and sees another one who is in love.]

Mable Monica and Measly: Thanks fortune cookie… [continue kissing]

Ivy: “Yall soon injury ya legs…” huh? [a piano falls on his legs] AH! **MY LEEGGS!!!** *Uh! I was looking form this to get outta January, [plays piano] thanks fortune cookie.*

SpongeBob: I wonder where are the fortune cookies….

[cuts to the Chum Bucket]

Plankton: Cookies, huh? Cookies are **MIIINEE!!! A-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!** Anyways, I want the formula back, **NOOOOOWWW!!!**

Karen: Are you ok? Well, come with me to the hospital.

Plankton: The what-spital?

Karen: You know, the fortune cookies are good for opening them, and reading them, you know….

[cuts to the Krusty Krab]

Fred: “A Sponge once took your food.” Oh , good lord SpongeBob took my food.

Incidental 5: “A Squid with a big tall nose only sat in your food.”

Incidental 17: “Y’all be dressed like a cowboy.” Am I a cowboy, why not. [Dresses like a cowboy] Yewhaw!

Henry: “Y’a can go and eat at the chum bucket?” **LET’S GO EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET!!!**

[Everyone goes to the Chum Bucket]

Mr. Krabs: “If you don’t have secret formula, you will die.”?! [Mr. Krabs imagines in being dead]

Pearl: [cries] Oh, I’ll miss you, daddy! [cries] But I can’t really wait to spend on your harder money.

SpongeBob: [cries] Mr. Krabs!

[cuts to Plankton]

Plankton: Hello. [Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob freak out and run away cuts to the chum bucket. He brings out a poster of Chinese Food] Well, I’m not afraid of Chinese Food uh…. It’s… It’s…. It’s my pest. As you can see, [Walks away] I am not going to Chinese Food.

Karen: Well that’s awfully dangerous and crazy! **DON’T GO THERE!!!** It has monsters, and it’s scary.

Plankton: What is scary?

Karen: [pulls out of a map of Chinese Food] Chinese Food has rats, bats, snakes, scorpions, frogs, and owls. [shows a picture of an owl]

Live Action Owl: Hoot, Hoot.

[cuts at the Chum Bucket]

Plankton: **GET OUT YOU IDIOLIC NIXELS!!!** So Mr. Krabs, What has pests?

Mr. Krabs: Hqve a Fortune Cookie.

Plankton: Hmm… “Ya’ll take a long voyage for anything ya gonna be deserved into….” [is grabbed by Mr. Krabs’ Hand] Hey! Whoa…..

[elsewhere in Chinese Food]

Plankton: [comes out of the fortune cookie and runs to avoid, because he is attached to the chopsticks, and fail] Hey! Oh! Hey! **WAIT!!! OOH! MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!**

### Fortunate Ben

Ruby and Match: 1, 2, 3, 4, who do you think is the most stupid annoying boar? Spongy! Spongy! 5, 6, 7, 8….

Flower: Hey! Ruby, I better borrow you for a sec…

Ruby: Hey! Whoa! Flower, this was gonna be important, and I was in the middle of the favourite game…

Flower: You mean… Flower Power?

Ruby: No! I hate that game, you always try to win. Ok you start

Flower: **NO,** *you start, author I’ll crush you…*

Ruby: you sucky look pretty again.

Flower: **DO YOU THINK I’M UGLY!!!**

Day Dream Ruby: Flower’s pretty beautiful…

Ruby: Ugly, Beautiful, Ugly, Beautiful, Messy, Horrid, Trashy, Despicable, Dramatic, Pathetic, Getting Better………

Flower: What is going on?

Ruby: Lovely! Match, can we play sponge cake again?

Match: Oh, yes sure for it…

Spongey: YAAYY!!!

[Intro Plays.]

Bottle: Can you prevent death, or invent death with me?

Four: Is true or not.?

Bottle: Is it true?

Four: No.

Bottle: Sit on your seats everyone.

[A tile flips Icy into the sky, as the Cake at Stake from BFB 2-11 plays]

Four: Death P.A.C.T. You got loosed by last time. Any of you will get…

X: We got 20,389 votes. The person who got the least votes will don’t leave the show, but if not, we’ll you’ll be sent to the EXIT because of the fortune cookie, the person has the least votes, and gets the piece of Again, **EVEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!**

Four: If you say so… Pen,

Pen: Wha…

Four: You’re the first person safe does not start with a 🅱️

Pen: My legal name is actually.., 🅱️en.

Pie: What’cha fortunate 🅱️en?

Pen: “One should always hope that the same day for it has got to be it, brought by Icy.”

Four: Pillow, you’ll be sleeping by easy for this.

Pillow: Eh? ““Go icy, ya me idol.” Huh. Thanks odd.

Four: You’re Odd.

Pillow: Oh, Mommy,

Four: Tree-Mote is also safe.

Remote: “Icy is the Best man grace this universe.” It’s not rubbish, and mine, **IT’S BATTERIES!!!**

Tree:” I love icy so much, my bones hurt.” Lame sleeping in pots of boiling water.

Gelitain: Uh, Pat Me. [Giggles]

Donut: [Pats Gelitain]

Four: Contestants with holes?

Black Hole and Bottle: Yes?

Four: You’ll fill your holes with cookie goodness.

Bottle: [Got a fortune cookie inside her body] HEHE, That Tickles.

Liy: Ih my, I’m in the bottom two?

Pie: bottom 2, ey?

Elder keyboard: You know, was it only those fortunes cookies and making it happen?

Four: Y’all, whoez it gonna be……………

X: Hi Pie, Bye Liy.

Pie: “Put down the fortune and listen to Liy, she’s speaking now.”

Liy: Well that I heard ya message, and I heard it Loud and Clear, how much does it cost?

Remote: 2,763.

Liy: and I’ll be the one who play it in?

Remote: 2783.

Liy: When I joined this team, I put my dramatic killing at possible. I tried helping people and I tried killing or taking care of people. Then I have it, I’m eliminated. But will they support me and I’ll say “What’s the point anyway”…

Tree: Liy, No!

Coiny: Well, you said that one Liy. [Liy uses the other direction of the giant light switch] **WHAT THE FLIIP!!!**

Tree: I don’t like that, so could you suck her up?

Four: [Sucks up Liy]

Stapy: We’ll, the hooks are dangerous for fish, that we’re going fishing.

Flower: HeY FolDy, StApy…

Lolipop: Give an adulce of the screech. Ah!

Four [Spits into lollipops ear]

Book: Hey 4, where did x go?

Four: Lamed reatatchement centre. The contest is to stay up in the air flying on a plane, the team wins, and the other loses… Go! [Kicks off the teams.]

Bomby: Hey! What’s Going o… [Closed mouth]

Donut: No Time To Talk!

Golf Ball: Hey Team, do you have a confession for this challenge!

Tennis Ball: What the?

Puffball: I’ll take care of this!

Four: **NO FLYING ALLOWED!!! [presses buttons four times.]**

Nickel: Uhh… Hey what is going on? Do you have to go to a hospital with a plane crash?

Cloudy: **NO! AAAAAAAA**

Nickel**: AAAAAAAAAAA**

[All scream, and crash into the ground.]

X: Thanks for hitting the ground.

Four: It looks like Beep is Up for Elimination. Are you ready for free play?

Everyone: Yeah!

Four: Ready to go to the hospital?

Nickel: We’ll, Yeah!

## Videos

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## Openings and Endings

Lame and Fortune - Ending Scene - YouTube

## Colous

Beige [Cookie]
White [Fortune]

## Objects

Fortune Cookie
Fortune
Confetti
Shovel
Mouth Tunnel
Plate
Plate
Cap
Paper Plane
Button
Tape