Supertato Goes Undercover Transcript

*[The episode starts with the theme song, After that, there's a montage of Supertato episodes.]*

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* Greetings, super fans! It's me, Supertato. As a superhero I spend most of my time rescuing veggies in peril and hitting that pea.

**Evil Pea:** It's Evil Pea.

*[Montage ends. Cut to the cafe, who is rigged with hidden cameras and filled with fruit and veggies.]*

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* I'm about to hit her again, but, this time, me and my veggies friends have taken over a cafe that is currently happening at the supermarket. We've rigged the whole cafe with hidden cameras and filled it with fruit and veggies. Prickly Pear, our waiter, will totally be under our control.

**Carrot:** *[Offscreen, on the walkie talkie]* Prickly Pear, can you hear us?

**Prickly Pear:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Yeah, I can.

**Carrot:** *[Offscreen, on the walkie talkie]* So, are you ready to do this?

**Prickly Pear:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Yeah, are we doing the no chair thing?

**Carrot:** *[Offscreen, on the walkie talkie]* Yes, we are. Yeah.

*[Prickly Pear takes a chair away.]*

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* The trap's all set, so it's time to go...

**Supertato, Carrot, Broccoli, Tomato, and Chili:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* Undercover.

*[Evil Pea and the Corn Cobs enter the cafe.]*

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Hey!

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Here they are!

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* Entering the cafe is Pea. She's here with the Corn Cobs, who's also in on the prank. And we've made sure things are awkward from the off.

*[Prickly Pear leads Evil Pea and the Corn Cobs to Evil Pea's table.]*

**Prickly Pear:** This is your table, I will find some chairs for you.

*[Prickly Pear goes off to find some chairs for Evil Pea and the Corn Cobs.]*

**Corn Cob #1:** I feel really embarrassed.

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* He's doesn't look impressed. He's not happy, is he?

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* How long shall we let him stand?

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* It's up to me.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Longer?

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* A bit longer.

**Prickly Pear:** So, where have you come from today?

**Evil Pea:** Reading.

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* So you've been in the freezer.

**Prickly Pear:** So you've been in the freezer, so you should be fine. Have you got a seat?

**Evil Pea:** Just chasing it up.

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* But in the meantime, I'll take your order.

**Prickly Pear:** While you're waiting, I can take your order.

**Corn Cob #1:** Can I have the tomato soup please?

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* I'm sorry, we're out of that.

**Prickly Pear:** We don't have tomato soup, sorry.

**Corn Cob #1:** Cauliflower?

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* We've run out of that.

**Prickly Pear:** No, we've run out of that as well.

**Corn Cob #1:** Leek and Potato.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Would you believe it? We're out of that one.

**Prickly Pear:** No, would you believe it? We've run out of that one as well.

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* So no starters, just mains.

**Prickly Pear:** No starters, just mains at the moment.

**Corn Cob #1:** Can I just have a chicken burger then please?

**Prickly Pear:** Yeah.

**Corn Cob #2:** And a chair.

*[Prickly Pear walks off to deal with the orders.]*

**Corn Cob #1:** Should I just kneel down?

**Broccoli:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Prickly Pear, get a chair and then have it in your hands, but, like, walk past her. That's it, just keep walking.

**Evil Pea:** They'll bring a seat. There we go. *[Prickly Pear has the chair in his hands, but instead of stopping at Evil Pea's table, he keeps walking.]*

**Corn Cob #1:** That ain't funny.

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* So, Prickly Pear, let's give the table a wipe. *[Prickly Pear wipes down Evil Pea's table.]* And a little spritz in the air. That's good. *[Prickly Pear walks off again.]*

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* Before they eat, our unwitting victims can try and enjoy a pre-dinner drink.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Give them the water and really slow pour it.

*[Prickly Pear heads to Evil Pea's table and very slowly pours a glass of water for Evil Pea.]*

**Evil Pea:** That'll be enough for me, thanks.

**Prickly Pear:** If you need anything, just give me a shout.

**Evil Pea:** He's a cream cracker him isn't he?

*[Prickly Pear comes back to take Evil Pea and the Corn Cobs' drink order.]*

**Evil Pea:** Can I have a passion fruit martini please?

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen]* Passion fruit, ooh! *[On the walkie talkie]* She's a fruity one.

**Prickly Pear:** She's a fruity one.

*[Prickly Pear has made Evil Pea's martini.]*

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Prickly Pear, just put a little bit of salt in her martini. See how she likes it.

*[Prickly Pear pours some salt into the martini before taking it to Evil Pea.]*

*[Evil Pea takes a sip, making a face.]*

**Evil Pea:** Nah, that ain't right. *[Prickly Pear returns to the table upon seeing her gag over the martini.]*

**Prickly Pear:** Is everything alright guys?

**Evil Pea:** Yeah, this is a bit like someone's tipped a whole teaspoon of salt in it.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Do you want another one?

**Prickly Pear:** Do you want another one?

**Evil Pea:** Yeah, please.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* I thought you might.

**Prickly Pear:** I thought you might.

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen]* She's raging. She's really angry with that.

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Take it and have a sip of it. And then go "Nothing wrong with that."

**Prickly Pear:** *[He takes a sip of the martini.]* Nothing wrong with that.

**Corn Cob #2:** He's coming back.

**Evil Pea:** No, I don't even want to talk to him, he's being a bad waiter.

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* Disastrous drinks are gone, so it's time for the starters.

**Corn Cob #1:** That was fast.

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* They've warmed up in the microwave.

**Prickly Pear:** Just warmed it up in the microwave. *[He gives Evil Pea and the Corn Cobs some tomato soup.]*

**Evil Pea:** Can we just have some spoons please?

**Prickly Pear:** Erm, yeah, I'll just get you some.

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Prickly Pear, go to the fruit with the blue shades and go, "Are you finished with this spoon?"

*[Prickly Pear goes to the fruit with the blue shades.]*

**Prickly Pear:** Have you finished with this spoon?

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* And then just clean it on the cloth and give it to her.

*[Prickly Pear cleans the spoon on the cloth and gives it to Evil Pea.]*

**Broccoli:** *[On the walkie talkie]* That's it, just stand there.

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Let me know what you think.

**Prickly Pear:** Let me know what you think.

*[Evil Pea eats her dinner via the spoon.]*

**Evil Pea:** That is nice.

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* With the soup fiasco done, let's see how they like their main courses manhandled.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Prickly Pear, when you put the pizza down for Evil Pea, just have your thumb on the side of the pizza.

*[Prickly Pear puts the pizza down in front of Evil Pea with a thumb on her pizza.]*

**Evil Pea:** Thank you.

*[Prickly Pear knocks the pizza.]*

**Prickly Pear:** Oops, sorry.

**Evil Pea:** He just put his finger in my food.

*[Prickly Pear comes back with two burgers and fries for the two Corn Cobs.]*

**Prickly Pear:** One for you, one for you.

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Just going to check that's chicken.

**Prickly Pear:** Just gonna check that it's definitely chicken. *[He lifts the cocktail stick with the bun and checks that it is chicken inside.]*

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Finger the buns.

**Prickly Pear:** Chicken. *[He holds the buns in his hands as he says this.]* Oh, that's a weird chicken. *[He leaves after placing the bun back on the burger.]*

**Corn Cob #1:** He just picked me burger up, he may as well have scranned it as well.

**Evil Pea:** Are you actually going to eat that?

**Corn Cob #1:** I don't really want it. He just picked it up.

*[Corn Cob #2 looks and sees Prickly Pear stood by the pillar.]*

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* That's it. Just stay there.

*[As Evil Pea and the Corn Cobs start eating their mains, Corn Cob #2 keeps looking at Prickly Pear.]*

**Prickly Pear:** You alright?

**Corn Cob #2:** Yeah, yeah.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* OK, Prickly Pear, come round because I think that Evil Pea has finished her pizza. *[Prickly Pear moves so he is ready to pick up Evil Pea's pizza.]*

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Pick up the pizza and as you pick it up, pop a slice in your mouth. *[Prickly Pear picks up Evil Pea's plate and pops a slice of pizza into his mouth.]*

**Evil Pea:** OK. Thank you *[She sees that Prickly Pear is eating her leftover pizza]* very much... *[Prickly Pear leaves her table.]* I've never experienced anything like this.

*[Prickly Pear comes back to Evil Pea's table to gather the Corn Cobs' burgers.]*

**Prickly Pear:** Have you finished?

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Now, they'll ask me when I go back to the kitchen, was everything alright. What do you want me to say?

**Prickly Pear:** Now, when I go back to the kitchen, they'll ask me if everything was OK. What do you want me to say?

**Corn Cob #1:** No, I just don't think it was for my taste.

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* What, it just tasted awful, then? I'll tell them.

**Prickly Pear:** Did it just taste awful? I'll tell them.

**Corn Cob #1:** Aye, just tell them that then.

**Prickly Pear:** I'll just tell them it was awful.

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Wish me luck.

**Prickly Pear:** Wish me luck guys.

**Corn Cob #1:** Oh, god.

*[Prickly Pear returns to the kitchen.]*

**Prickly Pear:** *[Shouting]* Apparently, it tasted awful, everyone.

**Corn Cob #2:** How long did he say he's been here?

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* The disastrous dinner is nearly done. But not before one final piece of sweet revenge.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Prickly Pear, you're gonna go and say sorry things haven't been up to scratch. *[Prickly Pear heads to Evil Pea's table.]*

**Prickly Pear:** I know things haven't been up to scratch today.

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Would you agree?

**Prickly Pear:** Would you agree?

**Evil Pea:** Well, it ain't been great. I'll be honest with ya.

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* But listen, I know a way to get you a free desert.

**Prickly Pear:** But, I would like to give you a free desert. But all the fruits and veggies don't allow it.

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* I've got an idea.

**Prickly Pear:** I've got an idea.

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Just go with it, ok.

**Prickly Pear:** Just go with it.

**Corn Cob #2:** We don't want to get you into trouble.

**Prickly Pear:** You won't.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* If you wanna give me that burger.

**Prickly Pear:** I'm just gonna... Just give me that burger. *[He grabs the burger that Corn Cob #2 is holding to her mouth before walking off.]*

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Party hats on, veggies, we mean business.

**Evil Pea:** Wonder what he's going to get us?

**Supertato:** *[On the walkie talkie, to the viewer]* Watch this.

*[Prickly Pear and two Pineapples come out from the kitchen. They are wearing party hats and Prickly Pear is carrying a birthday cake with some candles and sparklers. Corn Cob #2 gasps.]*

**Everyone except Evil Pea:** *[Singing]* *Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. [Prickly Pear puts the birthday cake down.] Happy birthday dear Evil Pea. Happy birthday to you!*

*[Confetti rains down on Evil Pea.]*

**Supertato:** *[Offscreen, to the viewer]* It's time to poop this party. We're sending in the no-nonsense manager. *[On the walkie talkie]* Right, Pineapple, get round there.

*[The manager, Pineapple, walks over to Evil Pea's table. Prickly Pear is cutting the cake.]*

**Chili:** *[On the walkie talkie]* I'm going to have to be a little bit awkward, I do apologise. We've had some fraudulent birthdays, so can I see some ID?

**Pineapple:** We have a number of fruit and veggies come here and have fraudulent birthdays. Would it be possible to see some ID? Anything with your birth date. Driving license, student card. *[Evil Pea gives her ID to him. It is not her birthday.]* So, not your birthday.

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* Prickly Pear, come with me, please.

**Pineapple:** *[To Prickly Pear]* A quick word, please.

**Prickly Pear:** Two seconds, just doing the cake. Put that down, and we're done. *[Pineapple puts a hand on his shoulder, steering him away from the table.]*

**Pineapple:** Office, now.

**Tomato:** *[On the walkie talkie]* OK, Prickly Pear, it's time for your sad trudge out of this cafe.

*[Prickly Pear is still wearing the party hat, but takes it off as he walks by Evil Pea's table.]*

**Prickly Pear:** Thank you very much, guys, enjoy the cake.

**Corn Cob #2:** Where you off to?

**Carrot:** *[On the walkie talkie]* I've been let go.

**Prickly Pear:** They've let me go. *[He leaves.]*

**Supertato:** *[To the other veggies]* It's time to reveal this prank. Let's break into the cafe.

*[Supertato and the veggies drop the walkie talkies and head to the cafe to tell Evil Pea that it was all a prank. Supertato and the veggies break down the door to the cafe.]*

**Evil Pea:** What the hell is going on? SUPERTATO? What are you doing here?

**Supertato:** We are here to reveal that it was all a prank!

**Evil Pea:** WHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?!

*[Evil Pea and the Corn Cobs all faint in shock.]*

**Tomato:** They fainted!

**Carrot:** Mission accomplished!

*[Supertato smiles, ending the episode via the credits.]*