Nautical Nonsense

This is a Little Elementary episode by WatermelonSunshine.

## Plot

Sick and tired of Cake calling her Spongebob solely because she lives in a pineapple house, Piña Tropi-Callie rebels...by virtually morphing into Little Elementary's very own Spongebob, dressing up and acting like him. Meanwhile, the kindergarteners say "Snee" too much and gets banned from the school.

## Script

* (Episode opens at McBarf, where Cake and Piña are hanging out with the other 5th graders for fun.)
* **Piña**: Hey Cake! Wanna come to my house after school?
* **Cake**: Sure, I've never been there!
* **Piña**: Alright! I can cook dinner. Tonight it's Hawaiian pizza!
* **Cake**: Yum!
* (Cut to Piña's street. Cake notices her house that might look like SpongeBob’s.)
* **Cake**: Oh my Loopsy! Is that Spongebob's house...in real life?!
* **Piña**: Uhhh….that's my house.
* **Cake**: Really? I guess you must be Spongebob!
* **Piña**: (gets offended.) HEY! My pineapple isn't even under the sea!
* **Cake**: But still, Spongebob!
* **Piña**: Ugh. I'm going home alone today. I'll invite you over some other time.
* (Cut to Breeze E.’s classroom, where there is an awkward silence. Crickets are heard chirping.)
* **Wishes**: Snee!!
* **Breeze E.+Mallow+Streamers+Giggly**: Huh?
* **Wishes**: I said, snee!
* **Mallow**: Snee? Like in Peter Pan?
* **Streamers**: No, that's Smee. Wishes clearly said "snee".
* **Breeze E.**: BUT WHAT DOES SNEE MEAN?!
* **Wishes**: I don't know. It's just a funny word to say.
* **Gizmo**: Oh, and it's also a Yo-Kai!
* **Giggly**: Gizmo, if you don't want a bomb thrown in your face again, stop talking about Yo-Kai Watch. Everyone hates it here except for those dumb 5th-grader Titans. Oh, and Bundles. And did I mention you?
* **Wishes**: SNEE!
* **Breeze E.**: Sneeeeeeeeee!!!
* **Streamers**: Snee! Come on, Giggly! Gimme a "Snee!"
* **Giggly**: (sigh) snee.
* (Cut to the 5th-grade classroom.)
* **Cake**: HEY, SPONGEBOB! Gimme a Krabby Patty!
* **Starfire**: What is the dunk and crumble of the cake doing to the Piña?
* **Star**: I don't know, but it seems bad.
* **Piña**: Stop it, Cake!
* (Water, Velvet and Sweetie laugh.)
* **Cake**: (mimicking Mr. Krabs) Spongebob, me boy! If ye don't give the customer their Krabby Patty, I don't get me money!
* **Piña**: Shut up!
* (Everyone gasps.)
* **Cake**: Don't "shut up" me, Spongebob!
* **Piña**: HEY!
* **Cake**: ARE YOU READY, CLASS?
* Everyone except Piña, Starfire and Star Butterfly: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
* Cake: I CAN'T *HEEEEEEEAR* YOU!
* Everyone except Piña, Starfire and Star Butterfly: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
* Cake: Ohhhhhh.... (sings Piña Tropi-Callie (song)) Now, play your nose like a flute, Spongebob! Ha ha ha!
* Piña: (face gets red, and she gets so angry she screams.) SPONGEBOB?! TOMORROW AT SCHOOL, I'LL SHOW YOU SPONGEBOB!!!
* (Cut to McBarf, where it's the Kindergarteners' lunchtime.)
* Maddie: Would you like fries with that?
* Wishes: SNEE!
* Maddie: I'll take that as a yes.
* (Wishes sits down at her table. She and Breeze just say "Snee" a lot.)
* Bundles: Snee!
* Breeze: You're getting it, Bundles!
* Tiny: SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEEEEE!!!
* Mimi: Snee! (Laughs.) This is fun!
* Wishes: I could say snee all day long!
* Breeze: Oh yeah! This is so fun!
* (The next day and in the 5th grade classroom)
* Piña: Bea, Cake called me SpongeBob yesterday!
* Bea: I'll take care of it.
* Piña: Thank you.
* Bea: (screaming at Cake.) CAKE, YOU ARE IN DETENTION!
* Cake: But, how!?
* Bea: No buts!
* Piña: SEE!? I told you SpongeBob was stupid! (acts like SpongeBob) Oh Gary!
* (Everyone looks at her like Piña an idiot)
* (Now in the principal's office with Cake)
* Cake: But, Piña has a pineapple house and I think she's SpongeBob!
* Principal Blood: (facepalms.) You have got to be kidding me!
* Cake: So what!?
* Blood: You're a idiot then!
* (now in the lunch room with the kindergarteners.)
* Breeze: Snee!
* Giggly: Enough saying that it's really annoying!
* Piña: (voice) Are you ready...kids? (She is dressed as Spongebob, holding a spatula and speaking in an impression of his voice) I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! (Does the Spongebob laugh.)
* Bundles: Snee! What's that weirdo 5th-grader doing here? Snee!
* Piña: I'm Spongebob! Ready for work at the Krusty Krab!
* Gizmo: You have got to be kidding me! Just take it off please!
* Giggly: Worse than Snee...
* Piña: Why not? I'm SpongeBob!
* Tiny: Oh gosh here we go again!
* (It cuts to the fifth graders, except for Cake, watching Piña act like SpongeBob.)
* Beast Boy: WHAT JUST HAPEND?!
* Star Butterfly: I don't know, but we have to stop Piña from acting like SpongeBob! So hold me!
* Trixie: How!?
* Star Butterfly: Like this! (every other fifth grader holds her and they teleport behind Piña.)
* Tart: Piña, we need to talk to you.
* Piña: PIÑA!? I said I'm SpongeBob!
* Robin: Are you kidding me!? We, except for Cake, have been watching you the whole time!
* Gizmo: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WATCH ME STUPID ROBIN!?
* Robin: Not you, Piña!
* Piña: (stops doing the impression of SpongeBob's voice.) Where's my pineapple sauce?

## Trivia

* Hawaiian pizza has pineapple on it.
* Snee really is a Yo-Kai. See http://yokaiwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Snee
* WatermelonSunshine likes Yo-Kai Watch.
* Piña acts like SpongeBob when she's near the kindergarteners and fifth graders.