recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Creatures of War

## Series Details

In a not-so-distant post-apocalyptic future the world is ruled by tribes of violent nuclear survivors. After the major cities of Europe and the Middle East fell to the bombs, the survivors migrated south, to Africa, where they formed separate tribes bent on establishing rule throughout the region. Many of these desperate men and women were soldiers in the war that brought on the initial planetary destruction, leaving them with plenty of high-grade weapons and the knowledge and skills to use them. However, no war vehicles survived the bombings, so these tribes have learned to employ fearsome beasts as vehicular weaponry, fitting the beasts with everything from rifles to plasma cannons. These are the products of this tribal warfare, they are the MAWBs (Modified Artificial Warfare Beasts) the creatures of war!

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Artistry in Motion

## Series Details

Artistry in Motion is pretty simple, it's a combination of real life and sketches. Each image will have a back story of its artist.

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## Special Notes

This set is now out of print, due to the artwork being downloaded images run through a photo editing app. The already released cards are still available on the site, but have been replaced with the "no longer available" image seen on the right.
Cardioid Dreams

## Series Details

The method for drawing these cardioids involves rotating two ends of a line around a circle at different rotational speeds. The title to each picture represents the rotational values for each point. It can be interpreted as "For every [first number] rotations of one point around the circle, the second point will make [second number] rotations around the circle."

Each picture is accompanied by a line of the code used to make it. The code is written in Processing 3.0 and is open source, so if you want to go through the trouble of putting it in to Processing, feel free to modify it and make something new! Just please credit Michael Gairns as the original creator.

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Game of Life

## Series Details

The Game of Life is a cellular automaton devised by John Conway in 1970. The player defines the initial state of the cells and everything else is computed according to simple rules.

### The Rules

* Any live cell with fewer than two live neighbors dies, as if caused by under-population.
* Any live cell with two or three live neighbors lives on to the next generation.
* Any live cell with more than three live neighbors dies, as if by over-population.
* Any dead cell with exactly three live neighbors becomes a live cell, as if by reproduction.
* As an additional rule, any new cell gets its color from its three parents as if passing on genes.

### The additional Rule

The additional rule extends the common Game of Life rules to add color breeding. A newborns cell gets the color by picking the red, green or blue color component from one random parent each.

### Highlife

Some of the patterns are simulated with further extended rules, called Highlife. All the above rules apply and in addition, a cell with six neighbors becomes alive too.

### Patterns

The Run Length Encoded file format (RLE) is commonly used for storing large patterns. The Variants description field contains the simulated pattern (as encoded text). Copy it from there and run it in any tool supporting the Game of Life RLE-format.

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Chump Magic

## Artist Details

Chump Magic (AKA Cole Lemke) is a contributing artist on NeonMob. His series are both credited to his pseudonym, while his individual contributions to NeonMob Artists sets are credited to his real name.

*If you are this artist, please feel free to edit this space.*

## Series by Chump Magic

* Desertopia
* Oceanopolis

## Series with Prints by Chump Magic

* A Merry NeonHoliday 2013
* Hopes & Dreams for 2016
Cats in Space

## Series Details

A group of cats traveling through space and time continuum in hopes of finding adventure, and a new place to live in.

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## Cards in this Series

### Core Cards

**2 Common** *(4000 prints each)*

* Nova the Dreamer
* The Sleepy Duck

**2 Uncommon** *(2600 prints each)*

* Max The Grump
* Simon The Siamese Scientist

**2 Rare** *(1600 prints each)*

* Crazy Comet
* General KitKat

**1 Very Rare** *(1200 prints)*

* Commander Snickers

**1 Extremely Rare** *(800 prints)*

* Captain LuckyCat

### Special Cards

**1 Chase** *(400 prints)*

* Gus The Rare
Evolution of Beecher

The **evolution of Beecher** is the saga of Beecher's Gym 9 character and its evolution, from humble beginnings to current perfection and beyond. The origin for this process was ded gam APB Reloaded, where he was an enormous black man in underwear with a mohawk. There are currently nine iterations of Beecher, documented below for future generations.

After a sizable outcry from the rest of the LBG and even outsiders to the horrid appearance of Beecher VII, Beecher VIII appeared. It was decided that the Prison Job is canonically where the reincarnations of Beecher spring forth. But Beecher VIII went for a rocking purple theme, from the shirt to the shoes to the lipstick. And who can forget the spiky blonde hair? All topped off with a "Dix" necklace. The evolution continues day by day.
While Beecher IX is a fairly grounded character, the long-awaited Beecher X will be the finale of the evolution. The peak of perfection. The end of an era. A god among men. And probably banned from 196 countries. We will soon see...
Aunt Ruby's Mustache Kiss

## Series Details

Due to an unfortunate run in with my Aunt Ruby, KC, our exploratory grow lead, has created a new line of candies inspired by Aunt Ruby's slobbery 'stache kiss.

He has chosen to use Aunt Ruby's mustache, but has also agreed to explore the famous female lips of Hollywood and music.

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## Related Series

* Cat's Eye Corn
* Fluorite Pops
* Gaspeite Gummi Cats
* Hambergite Sushi
* Turquoise Ring Pops
Blue Bears

## Series Details

The Bear who is blue is a kindhearted friend, who creates a wonderful glow; He might make mistakes, and sometimes is late, but his kindness just goes to show; That he can have fun, out under the sun, smiling wherever he goes; So come join the Blue Bear, and see all his friends, living in San Francisco!

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XGM

**Occupation:** | Streamer

Here you'll find information about the wonderful streamer XGM, who would've guessed?

## FAQ

* What are your stream times?
	+ XGM streams everyday apart from Sundays. To see a more comprehensive list of his stream schedule check the schedule section of the homepage.
* What is your PSN?
	+ XGM's PSN is XGMScene. He accepts all fried requests if you follow the Twitch Channel
* Can I join your lobby in...?
	+ If you follow the Twitch Channel and also add XGM on PS4 you're more than welcome to join his lobbies provided you have the game and the lobby has an open slot.
* Do you play PC or Xbox One?
	+ Currently XGM only plays on PS4. However, he is working towards picking up an Xbox One. He currently does not use his PC to play games on stream as he uses his PC as the stream machine.
* What do you use to stream?
	+ XGM uses his PC. He has played around with things such as the Aver Media card but to unsatisfactory results. He also uses a green screen to increase the production value of his streams.
* What are your PC specs?
	+ Check out the homepage section on PC specs to find this out.
* Can you play...?
	+ Currently XGM plays Destiny on all days apart from Friday and Saturday but he is open to suggestions on games to play on these days. He also tries to keep up with new releases.
* How can I contact you?
	+ XGM checks his Twitch direct messages after every stream and if they are serious messages he replies to them. You can contact XGM through Twitch direct message, Twitter, and his email: XGM.Scene@gmail.com

## Quotes

* "I dunno what I'm going to do next, I might go use the toilet"
* "My grandma used to slap her flatscreen when the signal went"
* "Welcome to the XGMScene"
* "Praise the Sheep"
Demon Palz

## Series Details

Say hello to the Demon Palz! Or, maybe, don't say hello to them, if you're the skittish type. These are ten of the friendliest, albeit craziest, little pets one could ever ask for, and despite their violent tendencies, each Pal is more loyal than an old friend's dog. Indeed, if you know these furry friends at all, then you know that you want them to be on your side, or else you'd better get into the habit of checking your closet before going to bed.

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## Special Notes

This is the first set to be released without free packs available. It's also one of the rarest sets to be released on the site, with the commons limited to only 400 prints each!

## Cards in this Series

### Core Cards

**3 Common** *(400 prints each)*

* Blastin' Billy
* Pokin' Polly
* Slicin' Simon

**3 Uncommon** *(260 prints each)*

* Axe Ax
* Bubblin' Boe
* Rhino Rae

**2 Rare** *(160 prints each)*

* Hoppin' Harold
* Vicky Viking

**1 Very Rare** *(120 prints)*

* Flamin' Frank

**1 Extremely Rare** *(80 prints)*

* Lovin' Lucy

### Special Cards

**10 Variant** *(print counts vary)*

* Axe Ax [Sketch] *(26 prints)*
* Blastin' Billy [Sketch] *(40 prints)*
* Bubblin' Boe [Sketch] *(26 prints)*
* Flamin' Frank [Sketch] *(12 prints)*
* Hoppin' Harold [Sketch] *(16 prints)*
* Lovin' Lucy [Sketch] *(8 prints)*
* Pokin' Polly [Sketch] *(40 prints)*
* Rhino Rae [Sketch] *(26 prints)*
* Slicin' Simon [Sketch] *(40 prints)*
* Vicky Viking [Sketch] *(16 prints)*
Explorer

## Series Details

Nature is not confined to beauty, nor to things alive. Nature is everything, from the gorgeous sunset to the stinging sunburn, from the cool drink of water to the destructive tsunami. Nature is benign, as is the Universe. This journey through coloured landscapes all over time and space, reflects the nature of Nature.

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Beecher's Computer

Beecher's computer is coming soon to a Burlington, Vermont near you. Beecher's computer, once completed, will bring balance to the gam. Having less gams to play has reduced the Skype Chat group to playing games such as, but not limited to:

\*Sporcle Trivia

\*agar.io

\*Pretend your xyzzy

and many many more.

With the coming of Beecher's computer, a new era of gam shall be ushered in. The Local Beecher group has already decreed that these games shall be played:

\*Grand Theft Auto V

\*Star Wars Battlefront

\*Payday 2

and many many more.

While Beecher's computer isn't going to be available until around December 2015, the Local Beecher Group has the hype to keep them going until the great day of the gam-aissance.
Daydreams

## Series Details

We live each day and night enveloped in crude reality and that is when our minds linger into unknown worlds and adventures, where we can let ourselves free within our daydreams.

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## Cards in this Series

### Core Cards

**30 Common** *(50000 prints each)*

* Against Everything
* Bear Heads
* Beauty and the Beast
* Blah Blah
* Bubbles
* Cherish
* Creamy
* Don't Be Normal
* Escape into Life
* Factory
* Fashion
* Float Away
* Freeze
* Hide and Seek
* I Fly
* Letting Go
* Mountain Top
* Nap
* Pokerface
* Princess
* Ready to Kill
* Reunion
* Safe Voyage
* Sing
* Smells Like Knowledge
* Smoke
* Sunday Morning
* The Sea We Share
* Under the Starry Night
* Within the Darkness Light

**25 Uncommon** *(30000 prints each)*

* All Talk
* Big Sister
* Blue Flowers
* Chill
* Curls
* Death Wish
* Don't Rain On Me
* Explode
* Fairytale Dreams
* Fleeting Love
* Flying Chicks
* Fresh Air
* Heat
* In the Woods
* Late
* New Tricks
* Pets
* Purple
* Rebels at Sunset
* Rewind
* Scribbbles
* Special Day
* Swim Class
* This is Bob
* Venus

**23 Rare** *(20000 prints each)*

* At Play
* Birds
* Dancing with Cats
* Dissolve
* Dress Up
* Family Picture
* Flame
* Flower Me
* Forget Etiquette
* Guardian
* Inner Self
* Leave Fears Behind
* Little Sister
* Melancholy
* Out With Mom
* Pink Sorrow
* Rapunzel
* Red Riding Hood
* Shot Down
* Smile
* Split
* Triplets
* Winter

**5 Very Rare** *(10000 prints each)*

* Cold Mountain
* Day at the Park
* Flower Bed
* Into the Unknown
* Roses

**5 Extremely Rare** *(5000 prints each)*

* Escapism
* Fly
* Light Pond
* My Child
* The Love

## Related Series

* Daydreams (Prequel)
* NeonMob Masterpieces
Sheep

## Praise the SHEEP!

The Sheep is the mighty overlord of the world. Praised for it's magnificence and grace the Sheep is equally feared, loved, and respected. There is a tale that XGM was once able to ride the Sheep for a short period. While doing so XGM's soul fused with the life force of the Sheep. Ever since XGM has had the burning desire to stream and to spread the word of the Sheep. It is rumoured that the Sheep will return once again in the future to allow every person to do the Vault of Glass on hard, as a Titan, on their own. Scary stuff! Until then all we can do is praise the Sheep and thank him for not destroying us in a shower of rainbow goodness. Also here's a funny picture of the Sheep.
Gene's Laptop

it can hold like four games what the ever living fuck

it also blue screens at least once a week and requires restarts many times before gam

what the fuck richard

Gene's laptop is one of the biggest slayers of gam, as several times people have suggested games to play only for Gene to say "oh i dont have that installed"

However, just before the dawn of the year two thousand and eighteen, a new hope was found: the LBG had banded together and purchased Gene a one terabyte external hard drive for his laptop. Now, thanks to an extra 1,024gb the LBG could now play many more games without fear of Gene not having it installed.
Pro Ringer

In the hierarchy of the ancients, there was a hierarchy of people on the planet earth in ranking of importance, from 7,000,000,000 to 1. On rank 1 stands Beecher himself. However, known to only select members of the Illuminati is another ranker of unknown name. He is known as the "Pro Ringer," and has time and time again proven that he is the best human being in this world. The Pro Ringer stands at rank 0 in the hierarchy, and will go on to save lives and just be the best person on the goddamn planet for ages to come.
Area 51 (Invaders)

## Series Details

Have you ever wondered why Area 51 is called what it is? The secret is that they are holding 51 different aliens with 26 different species. Their most secretive possession is a fossilized "Invader". Very few exist. Explore through some of the many species of the universe.

As an added bonus... each alien has a secret name which can be translated with the deciphering card. Only you can know the secret of each alien! Happy collecting!

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The Dark Ages

**The Dark Ages**, also known as the **Sporcle Saga**, was a dark time in the timeline in the history of Gam. In the year of 2015 (or 3 A.G.), gam options were at an all-time low. Gene, Jack, and Beecher had exhausted their resources of games to play, and were running dry. From Jack's chronic fear of speedruns, to Chewy not being around for games like Castle Crashers, to Gene killing Mafia for a couple months that one time, to Jack's irrational and downright hypocritical hatred of Heroes of the Storm, there were many reasons for the gam being dead - no one could agree on a god damn game anymore.

The biggest of these reasons, of course, was Beecher's shitty laptop. With its amazing video card (it was running off of Intel graphics), its stellar ram (3-4GB), and its top-of-the-line operation system (32-bit), it just couldn't keep up with today's 60fps (twice as fast as the eye!) gaming environment.

A beacon of hope came in Beecher getting an actually good desktop computer at the end of 2015. But before that time was a dark span of a few months wrought with strife and pain. That time was a painful time, where they were forced to play trivia quizzes on Sporcle. From TV show and gaming quizzes, to stupid history and geography quizzes, to the Star Wars opening crawls, the trivia was endless. Fortunately, it wore off eventually, but its effects would be remembered by the Local Beecher Group for eons to come.
Eastern Roles I

## Series Details

A collection of random scenes and characters from the orient and its neighbors.

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## Cards in this Series

### Core Cards

**6 Common** *(1000 prints each)*

* Dojo in Distress I
* Kagero Shinobi
* Kyubi Kitsune & Sohei
* Sennyo & Daikarasu I
* The Monk-King
* Tribe Scout

**6 Uncommon** *(650 prints each)*

* Crezelya with Headdress
* Kasshoku Kunoichi/Kunoichi no Mori
* Pit Naga
* Sohei
* Vritra the Vagabond
* Yamabushi, Kunoichi & Kitsune

**3 Rare** *(400 prints each)*

* Nagacharmer
* Sennyo & Daikarasu II
* Taijima's Trio

**2 Very Rare** *(300 prints each)*

* Dojo in Distress II
* The Stalwart & The Stronghold by Sunset

**2 Extremely Rare** *(200 prints each)*

* Eastern Swordmaiden/Katana-no-Miko
* The Prince and The Lionyx

## Cards in this Series

### Special Cards

**1 Chase** *(200 prints)*

* Kunoichi in Kamakura

**4 Variant** *(200 prints each)*

* Linework on Blue
* Linework on Colored
* Linework on Red
* Linework on Yellow
Beecher

Beecher is a beecher who lives on a beach but he was infact a cat.

Raised in a log cabin in 1399 by parents Ted and Beatrice Beecher, he was revealed to be the saint to end all saints. He restored the Roman Empire by the age of 8, and went on to am become death, destroyer of worlds when he created the atomic bomb. His current whereabouts are unknown.

    (The Most Recent Known Picture of Beecher)

 All Scientists, Doctor, Lawyers and Politicians agree that Beecher is a world class player of StarCraft II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS. Beecher and his arch rival Gener fought in the Kansani, Kanto, and Osaka tournaments respectivaly. However, they were both defeated in each tournament by GILGAMESHU.  Allowing peace and love to flow through the Domninion and all its Jap territories

## Abilities:

Beecher's laugh has been known to have special healing properties, curing cancer, iron deficiency and lack dank memes.

Beecher also has a fantastic ability to dance. This is seen in the photo on the right, showing Beecher doing the famous dance "I'm A Little Teapot"
Minecraft: The Beecher Chronicles

Minecraft: The Beecher Chronicles is a gam in which Gener, Beecher and friends play the videogame Mincraft in order to obtain that sweet, sweet mincraft dopamine.

## Season 1

Gener and Beecher quickly went caving and created a rudimentary base, as this was during the time of the poof chewy was not present. The duo also attempted to recruit dalekdude but when asked he would reply "in a bit" or "maybe later" once the group convinced him to join the server but this was only a token gesture such as when beecher 'plays' league. Never the less the duo pressed on creating a list of goals and even a portal to the nether. All that changed however when beecher discovered cheats, the server was never the same and was abandoned to the ded gams.

## Season 2

The server is predicted to make a miraculous recovery with the potential for chewy to join and many dank builds to be had.

## Season 2.5

In September of 2015 the server was once again revived in the form of a creative building server. The ranks were strengthened with the addition of Dalekdude to the server. With the loss of Chewy however many still wonder how the server will survive. The vanilla server was put on definite hiatus as certain members refuse to play survival. It was during this season that the LBG was assailed by the effects of a terrible event. This took place during or shortly after the construction of the arena, in which statues of Hitler, Marx, Prince Valerian, and Shrek stood guard. This event would be known to future historians as Flag-gate, the effects of which have never truly left us.

Other notable builds included the hall of visionary masterpieces, the Trump tower, the torture room, and more!

 Season 1
 Season 2
 Season 2.5-3
 Season 4

## Season 3

In June of 2017, in the wake of once again needing new games the LBG decided to once again revive Minecraft. What happened during this season has sadly been lost to history. Most likely an attempt was made to beat the game which failed.

## Season 4

During the bad times the LBG, alongside members of the newly created Socially Isolated Friends or SIF, joined togehter to create the minecraft realms server. The server was paid for through generous donations, and had a sub-par connection to it's users. Still though the group was able to play a number of different scenarios together, including survival, creative, manhunt, and hungergames. Large builds were built for each, as well as rules created for the games played. It remains to be seen how much the legacy of Season 4 will contribute to the group.
Where in the world is Richard Chungata?

Back in the day, Richard Chungata said a few words. However, soon would know these would be Chewy's l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶e̶a̶r̶t̶h̶ last words to the group for a year. He said "going to Ecuador, i'll be back at the end of the summer". However, Chewy disapeared for over a year. He disappeared for over a year and came back at the end of the summer one year and after coming online for a few days, he didn't respond to messages for a few days. Dalek and Stbeecher played a game of Star Wars Battlefront II with Chewy on Endor. The gamemode was Hunt, and after 5 minutes in the game, Chewy disconnected from the game and didn't reappear for months again due to no internet. Nowadays, in 2016, sightings of Richard Chungata are extremely rare, due to a lack of a desk.

Actual photo of a rare Chewy sighting. -->
The Midnight Rule

**The Midnight Rule** is a new rule imposed by Jack concerning the Sacred Rites of Gam. Written as the 13th Amendment of the 19th Dalekdude Constitution, it is read as follows:

**Article 1:** *I, Jack Nathaniel [REDACTED], do solemnly swear and make into law this following rule. Gams are a luxury that must be enjoyed before the witching hour of 12:00 AM GMT-5, more commonly referred to as "Midnight."*

* **Subarticle 1A:** *Should a gam go on past midnight, there must be no games henceforth until the next day.*
* **Subarticle 1B:** *Should a gam finish slightly before midnight, it is imperative that all gams stop at said time to resume regular sleeping schedule.*
* **Subarticle 1C:** *With some exceptions, gams can not start until after 9PM. If previously committed to CSGO, gams might experience further delays.*
Weebweeb

John's alleged **EX** girlfriend, like many weeaboos she enjoys anime to a great extent however she could also transition to your basic tumblr girl who re-posts super emotional stuff on tumblr, usually in pink since that's her "aesthetic". In spite of this her redeeming quality is that she has the potential to become as mlg as the lbg and she has expressed interest with conducting gams with the group at some point in the near future

REDACTED REST IN PUSSY YA WUSSY.

She is named Jessica, not to be confused with Grilp
Recommendations

**Recommendations** are a common item in the history of the Local Beecher Group. Many times, members of the Local Beecher Group will recommend others to watch or play things that they enjoy, to varying degrees of success.

There are four different species of the wild animal "*recommendus ationum*", and they are as follows:

* **Beecher recommendations** are by far the most successful of the lot, especially by way of television. Many things popularly and regularly talked about in the group stem from these recommendations. These include Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Firefly, and various anime including Attack on Titan, FMA Brotherhood, Gurren Lagann, etc. He is not as successful with game recommendations, though he recently got Chewy to play Fire Emblem, and Jack to play Deus Ex: Human Revolution - albeit not by his own choice as the result of the gelocity race.
* **Gene recommendations** are a rather hit-or-miss sort. These types of recommendations work as a parasite through peer pressure, usually hitting poor Beecher first and then eventually spreading to others. There are many examples of this, including StarCraft, Knights of the Old Republic, Heroes of the Storm, House of Cards, The Newsroom, and more. There are, however, less successful recommendations, including any map game not called Civilization V.
* **Jack recommendations** are always *highly* recommended, though they are usually well-received. Examples include Doctor Who (back when it was still good) and True Detective. This species of recommendation is most commonly found in films from the year 2014. These include Birdman, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Gone Girl, Whiplash, and of course Boyhood.
* Finally, **Chewy recommendations** are the rarest of the lot. In fact, I can't think of any at all. Girls Bravo, I guess?

## Recommendation Purgatory

There are also some recommendations that are currently in recommendation purgatory, meaning that through some reason (usually a dumb one), that person will refuse to play or watch whatever is being recommended. This has caused many a conflict within the Local Beecher Group, including Kotorgate, Starcraftgate, and Saulgate.

Below is a chart of the current TV shows and games in recommendation purgatory.

For multiplayer games, see the Hate List on the Gam page.

 Jack |  | KOTOR 2
Rome: Total War
 Gener | The Walking Shit
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Dark Souls
Bastion (finish)
Papers, Please (finish)
Warhammer 40K (multiplayer)
BioShock 2 (once)
 Chewy |  | StarCraft Series
KOTOR 2

## Recommendation Time

The time from something being recommended to the subject finishing it.

 Mass Effect
 Knights of the Old Republic
 StarCraft
The Law of Overwatch

Overwatch (2016) is a game made by Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzard have also made StarCraft in their days as game devs. In Overwatch, whenever 30 seconds or so remain in the game, the opposing/attacking team always manages to mount an incredible and often game changing comeback. This can happen when it's one point and both teams are at 99%, or a team is defending one point and there are 10 seconds left. It's as if the team sees the short remaining time period and remember that they have objectives and that they aren't simply trying to boost their K/D/A.

The Law of Overwatch seems to happen in almost every game or so, it is kind of ridiculous.

The "Secondary Law of Overwatch" states that the Play of the Game goes to some dumb shit 50% of the time. The other 50% goes to Bastion.
Rocket League

**Rocket League** is a LBG game that picked up popularity within the group in 2016, thanks to the constant efforts of Beecher and Gene to persuade the reluctant Jack. The game is the feature of the Gelocity Midterm.

There are many different game variants to Rocket League.

**3v3s** and **4v4s** are the original variant, where the LBG joins as a team to beat some other players, who almost always seem to be PlayStation peasants.

**2v2s** are the most common game mode. The game is a best of 3, and currently features a rotation of teams, in the following order.

* Beecher and John vs. Jack and Gene
* Beecher and Gene vs. Jack and John
* Beecher and Jack vs. Gene and John

The team with Beecher historically wins most of these, but has dropped a set on occasion. So far, the best of 3 set has only ever gone to game 3 once, the rest have been 2-0 sweeps.

Finally, **3v1s** and **2v1s** are the variant that fucks over one player and puts them in a highly disadvantageous position. This almost always results in a complete waste of the single player. There are two achievements related to the 3v1 in particular. One is for the 3-player team to score 16 goals on the enemy opponent; this one was almost achieved by Gene, John, and Beecher with 15 goals on Jack. They wait for their next chance. The other is for the individual player to actually pull out the win. This was achieved once, in an overtime nailbiter with Beecher as the solo player; it has not been achieved since, and may never be achieved again.

But psych, there was one more game mode to emerge. The coveted **4v1** occured with Beecher against all four other members of the LBG. Beecher pulled ahead at first, but it slipped away from him and ended in the favor of the four. There will likely never be another chance again.
Overwatch

**Overwatch** is a game that was made by Blizzard Entertainment, the developers of cancerous matchmaking and cancerous matchmaking. Overwatch is Blizzard's newest attempt to cash in on the success of others (Warhammer -> StarCraft, Magic -> Hearthstone, League -> HotS, TF2 -> Overwatch). But to their credit, they always make said cash-ins far better than whatever they are ripping off.

Overwatch is a gam played by the Local Beecher Group, but after a few months has now become the game that everyone plays when there's no fresher option available. It has become the L4D2 of gam.

Overwatch features a lovable cast of characters. These include edgelord Reaper, the weeb brothers Genji and Hanzo, High Noon McCree, butt-taunt Tracer, professional SC2 player D.Va, satan-spawn Mei, and it also includes crossover characters Junkrat and Roadhog from the Mad Max series.

Here are the characters that are used by the crew in Overwatch.

Soldier 76
Harambe
 Jack | Tracer
 Gener | Pharah
 John | Pharah
Soldier 76
John

**John** is an intellectual faggot, and he is the newest addition to the Local Beecher Group, as signed into law on March the 2nd, 2016 in the Common Era, also known as 4 B.G. Previously known as "Discount Beecher" (a coin termed in the record books of the Flagate incident), John entered LBG territory soon after, playing shitty games of StarCraft II with the LBG and Grilp. In 2016, he also played games of CSGO, and helped film the Chicken Killing Awareness Video.

Eventually, a meeting of the Order of the Council occurred in which three of the four standing members decided whether or not that this man should join the Local Beecher Group. It was decided, in a majority vote of three (with one abstaining), that John would be invited to the Local Beecher Group. Official documents were drafted and printed, and Gener delivered the message (pictured here) to the unwitting future member, codenamed LGB-005.

This will mark a new era for the Local Beecher Group and of intellectual faggots everywhere.
People to never play Mafia with

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**This article may also encompass people to never play L4D2 with**

XrypticPyro - cost us the game. Defended a mafia all game.

PLZLEAVEDUCK - Asshole who's too good at mafia/triad

Pauly - self explanatory

Flygon - Beecher's sworn enemy

Drop the world - assholes who beat us on map 1 of Dark Carny and left proclaiming "GG ez"

Divaaa - assholes who beat us on map 1 of Dark Carny and left proclaiming "GG ez"

Yummy Yummy Cummy in my Tummy - on gene's blocked list

Not A Furry - on gene and dalek's blocked first

King of RNB - on Gene and Beecher's blocked list
Anti-Jack

This page is dedicated to the anti-Jack coalition, also known as the anti-Dalekdude coalition. It has two primary members: Beecher and Gener. Chewy remains neutral as he always does.

If I had a gun with two bullets, in a room with Jack, Hitler, and bin Laden, I'd shoot Hitler and bin Laden because you always make sure to double tap. I would then strangle Jack with literal bear hands acquired from a polar bear.

Deep in the recesses of the Minecraft lore there is an Anti-Jack shrine hidden in underground. Beecher and Gener make regular visits there to discuss Anti-Jack-related plans.

Kid doesn't even know how to scan.

Death to all Jacks. Long live the Anti-Jacks. En Taro Ted

On season 1 of Minecraft: The Beecher Chronicles the anti-jack shrine was completed within 2 months of the start of the server, the shrine was rudimentary with basic anti-jack needs presented for the user.

On season 2 of Minecracft: The Beecher Chronicles the shrine is predicted to be much more grand. With a secret entrance hidden inside the mountains of the new Beecher base the shrine will feature carpets,paintings as well as a grand anti-jack room dedicated to the anti-jack and its followers. It is also predicted that chewy will join the cult soon.
Salt

When a mortal being is angered the gods send tiny salty fairies to temp the mortals further into rage, thus the more a mortal is angered the saltier they become, this is the way of the salt.

Salt Inducing Acts:

Starcraft II: Cheese

Mafia: Witch Hunts, Not Throwing, Marshals

L4D2: Multiplayer

Portal 2: Not Winning Tournaments

Rocket League: Not Winning Tournaments
Local Beecher Flock

On May 23, 2016 through the GroupMe chat, it was revealed by Jack in a shocking twist that the entire LBG were actually all ducks. This was a shocking revelation; with this news, the Local Beecher Group would henceforth also be known as the **Local Beecher Flock**.

Here are the five members of the LBF, pictured in their rare duck form.

Quack quack
The Great Dead Summer of 2017

For the last week of June and essentially all of July in the year of our lord 2017, gam was dead for most of the LBG members (sans Jack) for various reasons. Gene and John were frollicking around Europe trying not to die from bombs, bullets, and peer pressure. Beecher had the stupidest reason of all for being dead: working 50+ hours a week in a job that pays him cash money, what a fucking loser. Jack on the other hand continued his summer trend: working 16-20 hours a week, playing vidoegames until the early hours of the morning, and drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

The Great Dead Summer of 2017, or GDS17, would lead the way to a considerable amount of developments in the world of LBG gam.

It is during this summer that Jack discovered the game "PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS", a 100 player battle royale game. Jack was instantly hooked and had already racked up 30+ hours in a two week window playing with his future housemate. Jack hopes to peer pressure this game onto the rest of the LBG, as it's 4-man squad mode is insanely fun and will revolutionize game within the LBG.

This is also the summer that Jack and Beecher discovered the 8th circle of hell; BATTLEBLOCK THEATER. A game made by the developers of the LBG classic "Castle Crashers", but later revealed to be made by satan himself. Battleblock Theater is posed as a fun two player co-op game but is an experience that cannot be described accurately unless oneself has played the game. This game spawned many memorable moments, such as "Flinggate" as well as other bullshit moments. Jack and Beecher hope to peer pressure Gene and John into playing this game together and experiencing what the others got themselves into.
Heroes of the Storm

**Heroes of the Storm**, or **HotS** for short, is not to be confused with Heart of the Swarm, or HotS for short. It is a MOBA, a genre that Beecher hated until he stumbled upon Blizzard's not-so-subtle attempt to cash in on the financial successes of League and DOTA 2.

Heroes of the Storm is like League of Legends but without all the shitty parts. No stealing kills, more than one map, the community while still toxic is barely half of League's toxicity, and just in general actually (gasp) encouraging teamwork.

Beecher and Gener are avid fans of Heroes of the Storm, and play Hero League. Jack on the other hand is a Quick Match plebian who prefers laning over objectives. Chewy played HotS once or twice before disappearing back into the jungle that is League of Legends.

## Heroes

There are a lot of heroes (or as Jack calls them, champions). Here are some of the ones that are played by the Local Beecher Group.

Valla
Raynor
Illidan (QM only)
Muradin
Tyrael
Li Li
Malfurion
Sylvanas
 Gener | Jaina (main)
Kerrigan
Valla
Nova (QM only)
Arthas
Rehgar
Uther
Chen
Malfurion
Tassadar

**Tassadar** is the Pro Ringer of the StarCraft universe. He is the savior of the Protoss, the reincarnation of Adun and the hero of all things good and Protoss.

In StarCraft and StarCraft II, he appeared to the Beecher and became the best character in the series. He made his triumphant return in Heroes of the Storm as the best support. He will also play a key role in *Legacy of the Void* (also known as *Legends of the Void Ray*) and will save the day and prove how he is the best character in all of Blizzard.

Also worth mentioning is **Zeratul**, or Tassadar 2.0. If Tassadar is Jesus, Zeratul would be Peter. Other disciples of Tassadar include Artanis, Selendis, and Fenix.

In the WarCraft universe, there is no character that equals Tassadar, but that is to be expected as matching Tassadar is an impossible feat. However, there are two that qualify as "semi-Tassadar" much like Zeratul, they are **Illidan** and **Sylvanas**.
Quentin Tarantino

During childhood many children find men and women who they worship, idolize and strive to be like. We call these men and women heroes, they embody the truth, justice and the American way that we expect in these United States of America. Quentin Tarantino embodies all these traits and more. On the hierarchy of mankind Quentin Tarantino is only second to Skoat Beechee himself. Quentin Tarantino is nothing short of godly, his movies literally make men women and children cum gallons in their pants. Upon viewing Pulp Fiction for the first time the God Emperor Trump himself proclaimed the movie more enjoyable than both beating women and killing Mexicans.

Born in the year of our Lord 1453 Quentin ‘T-Dogg’ Tarantino spent much of his youth in southern Africa fighting bears and enslaving the natives like a good white boy. He oftentimes would bake pies, he was so good that legend says he could bake one in 3 minutes and 14 seconds, earning him the nickname 'Q.T. 3.14'. After he invented calculus, fishing, space travel and penicillin, he decided to turn his attention to the art world. In the year 1992 he created the movie camera and dazzled the world with the first movie Reservoir Dogs. Tarantino only really has one advisory, the Oscar winning director Richard Linklater, best known for directing the greatest movie of the 21st, 22nd and 16th centuries Boyhood. Tarantino plans on coming out with his response masterpiece Manhood, 24 years in the making on September 12th, 2038, it is already planned to sweep the 88th through 112th Oscar best picture awards.

Although Beecher used to be the resident Quendog fan, Jack usurped the title when he became the first in the LBG (and maybe first ever) to watch all ten of his films. Beecher quickly caught up and watched Jackie Brown and Death Proof within a few days of each other taking back his crown title of kino lover.
ANDREW

ANDREW IS GENER'S YOUNGER BROTHER. HE REGULARLY PLAYS GYM 9 ON HIS XBOX 360. HE BOUGHT AN XBOX ONE TO PLAY MORE GYM 9 BUT THEN SOLD IT. HE YELLS AT HIS BROTHER A LOT AND LIKES TO TALK SHIT TO BEECHER.

HE PLAYS GAME AND WATCH IN SMASH AND FUCKING SUCKS. HE ALSO PLAYS CHARIZARD AND SPAMS SIDE-B. IN HIS MOST RECENT GAME AGAINST BEECHER AND CHEWY HE WAS YELLED AT BY HIS FATHER AND WAS FORCED TO LEAVE. HE HAS NOT BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE.
Pilot Luke

Pilot Luke is a character appearing in STAR WARS: BATTLEFRONT TWO (2). He appears on the "Hoth" map, and he is only accessible on that map. Since Hoth is very cold, it makes sense that Luke would require a Pilot suit.

Gene is quite fond of Pilot Luke - some would say he is in love with him. He is the bane of Daleks existence. On Hoth gene enjoys doing bitch strats that involve sneaking up behind and mashing M1 to murder his foe. Gene often wins on Hoth unless Dalek and Beecher do counter-bitch strats, involving a Command Post victory, or slaughtering Luke in a AT-AT walker, or Hoth Dish Turret. Pilot Luke is not slated for return in the Dice made STAR WARS: BATTLEFRONT, as in the gameplay trailer Luke was wearing his ROTJ outfit on Hoth: such would be uncomfortable - as well as being a fashion disaster, Luke would also be cold. It also is canonically incorrect, as Luke never fights Darth Vader on Hoth as a fully fledged Jedi.
Dopahkin

Dopahkin is the name of when Jack ascends to the realm of mass dopamine. In sports, some players at times can use 100% of their body's skill level when in intense moments; Dopahkin functions similarly. Dopahkin, which has only thus far been achieved by Jack, is the result of Jack achieving critical dopamine levels and, as a result, pouring 100% of his energy into MLG E-sports gaming.

The 1st Dopahkin was achieved in 2013, after achieving zen by playing PAYDAY 2.

The 2nd Dopahkin (also known as the Dopahkin Beyond the Dopahkin) was not achieved until 2015, when Counter-Strike: Global Offensive came into the fray.

The 3rd Dopahkin (also known as the Dopahkin Beyond the Dopahkin Which is Good for the Kids and Good for the Adults) was not achieved until December 2015 when Jack was forced to eternal servitude of planning his settlements, organizing his settlements, and finishing (never starting, but just finishing) quests.
Mach Wddfsadfg

Mace Windu from the STAR WARS universe. Namely, STAR WARS: BATTLEFRONT 2 (TWO), but not the new one that's going to be shit because it DOESN'T EVEN HAVE CLONE WARS SO NO MACE WINDU WTF DICE FUCK EA DEA WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKS JUST MAKE KOTOR3

When he is mentioned by the local Beecher group (sans Gener) he is usually pronounced "Mah-kuh Wih-\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_" with the underlined being guttural sounds.

He is Beecher's hero of choice in Battlefront, whereas Gene's is Pilot Luke.
Kshelton04

**Kshelton04** (a.k.a. **Austin**) was a prototype test model of the one and only Dalekdude. Early in the days before Beecher met Dalekdude, he played games with other people in the Pre-Beecher crew, among which included Green Brownies and Shelton. Shelton was a good friend and a loyal friend. He was similar to the Dalekdude in that time as they were both young and foolish, and for some reason befriended the Beecher.

However, everything changed when Jack joined that fateful Death Racing game. For some reason, Jack didn't like Shelton, and in a coup d'etat managed to overthrow Shelton, replacing his role in the Beecher Crew as the foolish young one. He convinced Beecher to block him, and he is still blocked on Beecher's account to this day.

In an alternate timeline, Jack failed to usurp Shelton, and Shelton was part of the Beecher Crew. Instead of Dalekdude and Gener, the crew alongside Beecher and Chewy would have been Shelton and Shelton's IRL blonde friend Gregor, a hipster elitist with poor spelling abilities. Thankfully, we are not in this timeline.

After he was blocked, Shelton was never met again by the Beecher crew, or by anyone ever again. However, in the fall of 2010 he was caught in a documentary about a well known YouTuber, and miraculously, this footage was salvaged.
Arthas

**Arthas** is the worst character from the WarCraft universe. Whereas StarCraft's Tassadar is the embodiment of all things that are good, Arthas is the embodiment of all things horrible. For some reason, Blizzard thought it would be a good idea to make him the main character in three of the 7 main campaigns in WarCraft III.

Arthas was a prince of some human nation or another, which is all well and good. However, everything changed when the ~~Fire Nation~~ ~~Burning Legion~~ cliche demon villains attacked. Arthas took his army to fight them and their undead horde, but eventually something clicked and he became a horrible person.

## Arthas's List of Ways to Have a Good Time

* Banish Uther, your best friend and mentor, for disagreeing with you
* Burn the ships of people who just want to go home
* Have said people kill the mercenaries you paid to burn the ships for you just to cover your own ass
* Take a sword obviously meant to brainwash you just to kill a guy you hold a grudge against
* Kill your own dad *and then steal the urn that's holding his ashes*
* Kill Uther as he's transporting said urn because why not
* Slaughter all of the High Elves because why not
* Force Sylvanas to become an Undead because killing her would just be too kind a thing to do
* Enslave a friendly ol' dragon just because he's strong
* Gravely wound Illidan, the best character in the series, just so you can sit on a really cold chair and become king of lice or some shit

## Arthas's List of Ways to Have a Good Arthas

* Banish Arthas, your best friend and Arthas, for disagreeing with Arthas
* Burn the Arthases of people who just want to go Arthas
* Have said people kill the Arthases you paid to burn the Arthases for you just to cover your own Arthas
* Take an Arthas obviously meant to brainwash you just to kill an Arthas you hold an Arthas against
* Kill your own Arthas *and then steal the Arthas that's holding his Arthases*
* Kill Arthas as he's transporting said Arthas because why not
* Slaughter all of the Arthases because why not
* Force Arthas to become an Arthas because killing Arthas would just be too kind a thing to Arthas
* Enslave a friendly ol' Arthas just because he's Arthas
* Gravely wound Arthas, the worst character in the series, just so you can sit on a really cold Arthas and become Arthas of Arthas or some Arthas

And such is Arthas. If you want to join the Anti-Arthas Alliance (AAA), send a message to its president, Beecher, and you can become a certified member today.
Gelocity Midterm

The **Gelocity Midterm** is an event scheduled that happened in December 2016. It was the third event in the Global Gelocity Circuit, following The Gelocity Race and Gelocity Race II. It is an event that did not take place in Portal 2's Gelocity mode, but instead in the form of Rocket League 1v1s. These 1v1s were also spectated by the other two players.

The competitors are the usuals: Beecher, Jack, Gene, and John. For lore purposes, competitors should make their vehicle trails one of the Portal gels if they have them.

Like the main tournaments, this will be a double elimination bracket. The order of the bracket is to be determined. Of course, this tournament will also have terms - the three terms of the victor are all required to be done, and the second placer can pick one of the two terms to enact on either third or fourth place.

## The Tournament

The tournament started off with a bang. Jack 2-0'd Gene in two close games. On the other court, John destroyed Beecher in the first game, but Beecher bounced back to tie it up. In a nailbiter game 3, Beecher clutched it out with his signature plot armor.

The Battle of the Losers was between Gene and John. Gene had leads in all of the games, but John made crazy comebacks to take the set and break his 4th place curse. Winners Finals was Beecher vs. Jack, and this curse was to be repeated. Jack won game 1, but Beecher took advantage of his tendency to give up after falling behind, and dominated games 2 and 3.

With Beecher sitting in Grand Finals, it seemed like he'd take the midterms as well. After an ice cream and Wonderwall break, Jack and John had an insanely close set where Jack clutched it out. Jack had broken his 3rd place curse, but could he go all the way?

Turns out he could. The first game of Grand Finals was close but went in Jack's favor, and he took that momentum and ran with it all the way to a 4-0. There is reason to believe that the ice cream had steroids in it, as nothing else could explain the dramatic difference between his first set with Beecher and their Grand Finals set.

With the midterms done, Beecher had to culture himself with Hamilton, John and Gene had to read some comics and manga, and Gene had to finally play GTA's campaign. And when was it all due? The next tournament, Gelocity III. Will Jack be able to ride this momentum to his first Gelocity win? Will Beecher take the coveted triple crown? Will John bring forth the darkest timeline? Or will Gene take it all and make everyone play Paradox games? Find out next time on Gelocity Ball Z.

## The Chosen Terms

 Jack | Watch HAMILTON: An American Musical
 Gene | Watch the Original Star Wars Trilogy at normal speed
 John | Complete a full genocide undertale run

## The Enacted Terms

 Attack on Titan, Ch. 1-50
 The Walking Dead, Ch. 1-100
 Grand Theft Auto V