Bobist Holidays

The main Bobist Holidays are explained in the Boble. Here is an excerpt detailing them.

This list includes post-Boble invented holidays. Those are the ones in **bold**!

* Bob Year: Every January 1st, Bobists perform a ritual where we hold a Bob mint in our hands and discuss something we want to happen in the new year. Though not all Bobists believe this, there is also something you can do with choosing your mint. A mint with larger red stripes might be more effective at tangible things such as, for example, your small business growing and/or adopting more cats, while a mint that is mostly white may be more effective with abstract concepts such as peace.
* Sacrifice Day: The only sacrifices the Bob cult makes are on January 16th, where we ritualistically give up something that we no longer want. Most Bobists who celebrate it do it independently, but there can also be Bobist circles where a bunch of Bobists gather around a firepit and throw their undesired items into the flames. Glow-in-the-dark items are common as they are looked down upon in the cult.
* Boble Day - To celebrate the anniversary of the Boble’s first publication on January 31st, 2022, this day aims to celebrate it through festivities like peppermint chocolate cake, a fun lunch, and Boble study with friends.
* **Sexy Day: On 2/9, it is a day to celebrate Bobist sexuality and exploring one's passion and pleasures. Festivities include baking, sexy times, and educating yourself more on sex stuff!**
* Bobentines Day - On February 14th, you get to show your lust and passion for Bob’s mints by going up to your crush or a friend and handing them a Bob mint to convert them to the cult.
* Minty Minty Minty Time - This is a smaller Bobist holiday, and in it, all you do is spend time with your friends and family while eating your favorite mint-flavored ANYTHING. It takes place on March 4th. Small gifts are also common but not necessary! Bobists often use this day as a time to focus on Boble reading. And Boble re-reading. And Boble re-re-reading.
* **The Day Of Music: To celebrate the Goddess of Music, Hatsune Miku, Bobists gather around and dance to the songs they feel in their soul. It takes place on 3/9.**
* Bobster- It takes place in April, on the same day as a normal Easter. How you celebrate is up to you.
* Thirst Day: On May 15th, it is officially Thirst Day in Bobism. Spend the day doing whatever the hell you want--do your nails in that muted, lustful color you love, drink some alcohol if you’re over 21, and have a sexy time! The sexy time can be actual sex, reading smutty literature, writing smutty literature, or anything else that is safe and comfortable.
* PRIDE MINTS - The entire month of June!
* Boboween - It’s just Halloween, but with no glow in the dark things or stupidly overstimulating decorations.
* Francis Day/Sexy Guy Appreciation Day - occurs on November 11th and is about sexy guys and appreciating them.
* Mintsgiving is a holiday with NO misinformation or covering up what actually happened, it’s just about mints and turkey. It takes place on November 26th, but the date, like other Bobist holidays, is flexible, so it can happen any day in November that’s convenient. The signature Bobist dessert is a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream, topped with Oreos and Bob mints. Peppermint cupcakes are a good option, too.
* Bobmas  is a Bobist holiday that takes place in the time of year when Bob’s mints thrive in stores--it’s like Christmas, but you give people a bucket of mints the day before Bobmas, and a single mint with every present.