Diary of a Wimpy Kid: All in My Mind

### Monday

Why did I get myself into this? If you don’t know what I mean, then I got stuck in this circus with a ringmaster who looks like a pair of teeth and eyes. Very unsettling. The last thing I remembered was when my mom took us all to the circus, next thing I know, I’m stuck in here FOREVER! I don’t remember looking like a jester! The ringmaster told me to keep my sanity, but how does that HELP? I should be in school right now! Hopefully this will all be over by tomorrow.

### Tuesday

A day went by and I’m still stuck in here! This still feels like school though. A purple bunny keeps saying some mean things, kind of like the bully in my school. This still isn’t school though! When I get back to school, the principal is totally going to scold me! But hey, at least Rodrick and Manny aren’t here to bother me! I wonder how they feel.

Hopefully this is all just a dream and none of this happened!

### Wednesday

Okay, this is not a dream. How do I know? I’ve been here for two days! I can’t remember my old life, not even my name! The ringmaster then pulled out a slot-machine looking name generator and the first thing that came up was XXDCC. What name was that. Then the machine came up with Pomni. If I know anything from Russian classes, I don’t because I forgot! I’m about to go insane and I’m scared for my life! What will happen?

A doll-looking woman then said that if you don’t keep your sanity, you will get abstracted. What is Abstraction? Is it bad? Whatever it is, I better keep my sanity.

### Thursday

I’ve been stuck here for three days! How do I get out?

Today, I went with the doll lady and the bunny on an adventure. I saw something really horrifying. It looked like a black blob with many eyes on it. I think that’s what an abstraction is. The blob then touched the doll and she glitched out. When I tried to help her, my hand started to turn in static. I then saw the exit and went through it. I thought that I would finally escape but no! I found myself in a room with a lot of doors and then saw a white computer that looked like it was from the 80’s. I then went through the door one more time only to find myself in the Void! Luckily, the ringmaster had the “Wacky Watch” so he was able to save me.

After that, everyone was at a dinner table. The food was 3d so it was only the simulation of eating. How does that work? Do I just go HUNGRY in real life or does it fill me up? I was very dizzy and disoriented that I banged my head against the table and woke up. Is this the end?

### Sunday IRL

Phew! It was all a dream? It felt so real. I then found out that I only slept for two hours which was the length of the circus show. I must have gotten really bored when watching. I saw that everyone was worried about me and tried to wake me up. I was RELIEVED that it was all in my mind and not real whatsoever.

### Monday IRL

I went to school and told my friend, Rowley all about the dream I had yesterday. Rowley said that it was very similar to TADC. I remembered watching that show’s pilot one hour before going to the circus. That must have been the reason why I got that dream. At least at school, you don’t get turned into big blobs with eyes when you “go insane.” And also, at least you don’t have to sleep inside the school after the final bell rings.

The end