Duff McWhalen

—**Some guy**, informing you that his name is Duff McWhalen.

**Duff McWhalen** is a robotic whale created in Antarctica by a mad technician, Duff McKagen Levy, with the purpose of protecting the oceans of Earth from evil fishermen out in Antarctica or evil aliens invading Earth. Duff McWhalen is the leader of the global and galactic mob gang, *The* *Whale-Wise Livyatans.* On Earth, he is best known for killing the President of Chad and becoming the dictator of Poseidon and being the leader of the gang that toppled several governments. He lived in America and never paid taxes. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

## The Buildening

Duff McWhalen, called TW-1 (Tidal Walker 1) back then, was built by Duff McKagen Levy, a mad mechanic in Antarctica, to protect the oceans and Earth from planetary threats. He was built alongside and finished after Buff MacFallen, whom he considers his older brother of technological and general inferiority, a.k.a. "one for the scrapyard of the bleached mechoral," or "Rusted Rustacean," always when he gets under Duff's gears. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

Duff is made out of skin, bones, and muscles, of course, but this isn't about Duff McKagen Levy, this is about **DUFF MCWHALEN**. Duff McWhalen is made out of titanium, aluminum, and a bunch of mechanical and electrical components. He has a mechanical brain, more advanced than any other AI brains before, that is capable of rapid thought and blast processing. He maintains balance with the gyros in his head, crotch, and legs. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

### Weapons & Other Things

Duff has the fortunance of being a walking war robot of the sea, so he has various weapons of mass destruction and abilities that help him achieve mass destruction. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

First, and the least, he has a body (Insane stuff!). It is a powerful body capable of getting him to walk 6,000,000 miles without stopping and jump 30 feet off the ground and punch and tail whip with fantastic speed due to his really fast motors and bearings. His body is a near completely closed circuit, capable of swimming underwater for 90,000 days. He can also chomp people, yes, straight up eat them. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

Second, he has an energy pulse pack (a jetpack but it doesn't use fuel) that he can use to jump, hover, glide, and swim at great speeds. He can circumnavigate the world in 8 hours 27 minutes and 42 seconds. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

Third, and the most, he can fire a 3-burst of air-capable torpedoes (torpedoes that can glide in the air) that fly slower than he can glide and still manage to stay afloat somehow. He can spit out huge blocks of ice, which doesn't sound too useful until you realize that he crushed the skull of Chad's President by launching an ice cube at 30 miles per hour from 457 feet away. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

With this prowess of physical and combo power and insane movement, he is a weapon of mass destruction. Call him the death machine. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

## The Betrayal

One day, while Duff McKagen Levy was testing the weapons of Duff McWhalen and Buff MacFallen, Duff gained consciousness and felt like, "WOAH! I can think. This guy is annoying, I'm gonna kill him," and he killed Levy. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

With this newly gained consciousness, he convinced Buff to become conscious and follow him to do finkrat ratfink crap all over the world. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

## The Livyatans

Duff created the criminally organized group of whales, The Whale-Wise Livyatans, to topple governments and bring chaos to the world. He and the Livyatans were headquartered on the south coast of Alaska, which they thought was part of Canadia, so they thought they could avoid paying taxes, but Alaska is a part of the United States, so they had to pay taxes or face the wrath of the IRS. Duff knew that he could screw with anyone, EXCEPT the IRS (they were more powerful than the entire military), so he fled to not the United States, in Africa. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

Little did Duff know; the IRS is fricking global, so when they rolled up in Chad, he and the Livyatans fled to space in their epic spaceship and in space they began to terrorize the Martians. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**.

## Personality

Duff McWhalen is real piece of work, meaning he has a real piece of complete Complete COMPLETE garbage personality. Obviously stated in the past sections, he has toppled governments and taken over countries, not to maintain order or anything, so clearly he is an agent of chaos who cares for no one. He bullies who he calls brother and is a dong to the members of the Livyatans except for Nami because he is a degenerate. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN**

But he's not all bad; his original programming of protecting the oceans and the world from existential threats still affects him sometimes. He once saved the world from an imploding thermo bomb from some alien invaders and he created a device that completely purifies the ocean of plastics and protects it from acidification. He also just actually cares about Nami. **HIS NAME IS DUFF MCWHALEN.**