Dunmaze

Dunmaze is a country in De Mundo of Hundscheisse. It is known in other parts of the world as a country where visitors and explorers get lost within the country forever, or rarely, they come back emitting confusing behavior and explaining the country in a peculiar sense.

## History

Dunmaze was known to explorers as an existent piece of land since 1845. Scientists believe it didn't exist prior to 1845 and simply appeared without notice.

The country was first explored with at least limited success in 1947. Andy Shevlin, Marcus Broskett, Dick Newman, Richard Pony, and Jacob Star. Shevlin was the only one who came out of Dunmaze alive. He reported the five men came in and landed on the beach and pursued into the dense forest, instantly inside of a maze of pine needles, and then pure sky, and then hedges. Shevlin watched as all his partners were dragged. Broskett was spit out of the hedges, he was dead. The maze then allegedly became centered around pictures of dogs alternating colors, then high in the air above an unknown valley with a medium-sized city and many hills before landing on the beach again. Shevlin dragged Broskett's body back, and in the boat, Broskett bit his leg. He then arrived to reporters asking of the ground-breaking discoveries in Dunmaze, to which this he replied, albeit slurring and muttering everything, and also no one knows if he actually spoke the truth.

After the questionable accounts of Andy Shevlin, a man in 1967 got lost at sea and landed on the shores of Dunmaze without knowing. He tried to adapt and get into the forest for resources. Instantly, he was transported into a maze of screaming heads, he started to freak out, because what an outlandish thing to do when you see a maze of literal screaming human heads. He was then transported into another maze, allegedly centered around pictures of dogs alternating colors. After he closed his eyes, he recalled being in "a different space". In front of him was a beautiful planet. Big blues, luscious greens, dry tans, and wisps of white. It was beautiful, nothing like the planet that held De Mundo of Hundscheisse. He looked at one landmass. A large spot of tan on top, larger than any of the others, a slightly tan bottom, and a large green in the middle. It was almost shaped like an elephant ear, in a beautiful sense. He felt at peace. Finally, his life meant something. He was then exposed to a large, mostly green continent except for a large tan towards the bottom. It had a strange, noodle like strand emerging from the bottom end, a bay in the northeastern side next to an island of pure white, and several islands on all ends. He could even see five large lakes in the middle of the continent, and several smaller ones to the north of them. Before pointing out other details, he was then faced towards the western end of the continent, quickly being shot towards a small valley. After screaming the entire way down, he was jerked, stopped forcefully in a way that almost made him feel as though he'd lose his tiny, yellow, bottle-shaped head. He saw the valley with a medium-sized city and many hills before being transported back to his own home, on top of his roof. He crashed through and lost consciousness. He later reported that every time it struck midnight, a loud voice would echo in his ears, yelling "***More. More. More. More.***"

Perhaps the most peculiar case in a while was the accounts of Benny Worm, a man who purposefully set out towards Dunmaze in attempts to disprove the rumours told of the country. Benny Worm made landfall on the country in 1987. Instead of on a sandy beach as everyone else, he found a rocky beach. It had a pine forest instead of a tropical forest. Nevertheless, there was still a rock that read "Dunmaze" engraved on it. Mr. Worm thought this was already enough to disprove the word of Dunmaze, believing it wasn't sandy and tropical as other accounts said. Just as he tried to turn back, as he got into his boat, he reported falling through as though it wasn't solid. Mr. Worm then reported falling through the ground. Everything became less and less realistic and the ground above was merely just a paper-thin layer instead of pure crust. He was then transported into a maze centered around pictures of dogs alternating colors, floating and being transported through it. As Mr. Worm was in there, he felt his purple, spherical face and his wide nose to make sure he was still alive, and looked down at his jellied legs before being transported somewhere else. It was the same valley others had reported with the medium-sized city, but with graphics below. One read "6/20/2022", which hadn't happened yet. Others looked like buttons, longitude and latitude, and so on. Mr. Worm was jerked intensely into the city, the west part of the city, and suddenly it became real again.

The date on the screenie he owned read "April 8th, 2012". The area was slightly run down, there was a blue and white building that looked horrifically dreadful, an auto parts shop that would soon be demolished, and a road overpass over a railroad. There was also a place that had sold coffee, so the people didn't mind. Before taking in more details of the area, Mr. Worm was suddenly jerked back, southwards towards a large city much further away. It seemed to go on forever, but it looked sad. It was dirty, smoggy, smelly, anything you can name, but people flocked over to it, all because so many recognizable figures had lived in such a horribly depressing place. Pioneering the place was a skyline, and paper white lettering on a hill. Before he could read it, he was jerked back again. All he could make out was "wood". This time, however, Mr. Worm found himself in another world. Inside a horrible home. A couch glued to the ceiling, some rooms empty, some filled with heaps of garbage. Inside was a man sitting at a desk, working on a book of some sort. He was smoking heavily, and hadn't cleaned up what he smoked very well. Despite his house looking so otherworldly and dreadful, he was clean and formal. The book he was working on was titled "The Murder of the Innocent". Before making out more details, Mr. Worm was sent back to his boat and he set off towards home.