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First Byzantine Memes Civil War

The First Byzantine Memes Civil War (approximately 21th/22th of November of 2016-26th of the same month) is the first war between God Emperor Bluemin (first named "TheBlueTeam") and Bizarre Byzantine Memes' admin team.

No one was victorious, but because of this war, Bluemin created his own page, Brilliant Byzantine Memes.

**Context of the conflict**

At the beginning of Summer 2016, Bluemin became the admin of an old Historical Alliteration Memes page based on Byzantine history, Bizarre Byzantine Memes, led by Luka, also known as "the Zombie King". This page was in fact pretty inactive before Bluemin's era.

Indeed, the Imperator Bluemin had a good effect on the page, thanks to his high-quality memes.

But in the second and third weeks of November 20th, a little conflict appeared between Bizarre Byzantine Memes and an another page, Outrageous Ottoman Memes.

**The beginning of the War**

Because of the incessant attacks of ottoman-turkish hordes from Outrageous Ottoman Memes on Bizarre, Bluemin, who was the most active admin of the page, was forced to ban some enemy raiders. He did that for saving the page from the foe, but real danger was on his own side.

The 21st or 22nd of November, Bluemin blocked Luka, the Zombie King, because of his inactivity. This event, added to the rude banishment of some invaders, was the opportunity for Bizarre admins to clash themselves, each other (there were some tensions between the pro-Bluemin and the pro-Luka admins).

**Issues of the War**

This conflict ended the 26th of November, 2016, when pro-Luka admins blocked Bluemin's personnal Facebook account, so he was unable to post on Bizarre. Before his flight, he deleted, with his acolyte Nash, all of their posts.

The Emperor was banned from Bizarre, and the Zombie King, with his guard composed by fools, unbanned the ancient foes who were rekt by Bluemin some days before.

**Consequences of the conflict**

As Bluemin and Nash were forced to exile after the Great Schism of November, 26th, 2016, which represents the end of the First Byzantine Memes Civil War, they created the page "Brilliant Byzantine Memes", the one we know today, the 27th of November, 2016.

In fact, between Bizarre and Brilliant, no one was victorious. When Bizarre's admins banned Bluemin and Nash, they thought that victory was acheived, but the fact that the Imperator made another page after deleted all his ancient memes can also be a sign of victory on the Blueminian side.

At the end of the war, the losses were high : some ottoman raiders weren't unbanned, despite of the laxist immigration politic of Bizarre's admins, and a guy had to pay the double of his phone taxes because he followed the conflict without using wifi. But the most important casualities are Bluemin's memes who were sacrified to save his life.

But at least, this war had some good consequences : the creation of Brilliant Byzantine Memes and the brother page Wicked Western Roman Memes, founded a few days before the end of the conflict.
The Great Schism

Bluemin battling the Bizarre Beast

### **Prelude**

Bluemin was rising in power at Bizarre Byzantine Memes, as he and his loyal friend Nash had successfully completed the Meme Ritual and resurrected the page from the dead. However, Bluemin was growing proud, was growing too proud, and he felt the time was right to claim what he thought was his: the Keys of Power of the page. So he and Nash clad themselves in the finest Byzantine armour and went to the Inner Sanctum of the Bizarre Palace.

There, he confronted the Bizarre Beast, who had awakened from his slumber (finally lmao he was sleeping for a year), and demanded the power. The Beast refused, and filled with rage, Bluemin and Nash charged the beast head on. The greatest battle in the history of Byzantine meme pages was about to begin.

#### **The Battle**

The clash between the three was formidable, and the entire section of the Palace got blown away. The Bizarre Minions came from all sides, and Nash, Bluemin and their forces were pressed hard, but they had the dankest of memes and slayed every foe before them, getting closer and closer to the Beast.

Shields were shattered, skulls were smashed, and the bodies of the fallen started to pile up. Demonic fires blazed all around them, but the two rebellious admins stood their ground, fighting on for what was rightfully theirs. The battle lasted for hours, with not one side being able to overcome the other.

Eventually, the rebellious forces started to give way for the waves upon waves of dark shitposters; waves of salt crashed against their shield wall, as thousands of trolls charged them again and again. Roaches flew through the air as the Bizarre Beast launched his toxic gasses onto the battlefield. The situation was looking grim.

It was at that moment that Nash and Bluemin realised they couldn't win - but they could cripple Bizarre for generations to come. Together, they praised the Meme God and combined all the power they had left: they managed to nuke the Bizarre Realm entirely. Not one meme was left, and many followers of the Bizarre Beast were killed.

#### **Aftermath**

Bluemin and Nash managed to escape with their lives, but they knew they couldn't sit still. They found the cave from which their riches in memes are flowing, and Bluemin founded the First Blue Empire on the 27th of November, 2016. The Great Schism isn't mended, however, and there is still a bitter feud between the two pages, that will most likely never be healed.
Puppy Dog Pals

***Puppy Dog Pals*** is an American computer-animated children's television series created by Harland Williams. The series debuted on Disney Junior and Disney Channel in the United States on April 14, 2017. *Puppy Dog Pals* is about brothers Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppies who have fun travelling around their neighborhood and even around the world when their owner Bob leaves home. They also have a cat sister named Hissy, and a robot dog named A.R.F. Each episode is up 24 minutes of running time.

In development, it had the working title of ***Puppy Dog Tails***.

**Main Characters:**

* Bingo
* Rolly
* Hissy
* Bob
* A.R.F.

**Minor Characters:**

* Cupcake
* Rufus
* Orby
* Baseball Announcer
* Captain Dog
* Frank Exposition
* Ester Exposition
* Daisy
* Bulworth
* Hedgie
* Go-Long Retriever
* Johnathan
* Cagey
* Whaley
* Postman
* Nelly
* Snowflake
* Miss Mudge
* Guard Dog
* Chloe
* Chloe's Mom
* Bob's Mom
* Bizzy
* Strider
* Baby
Theme Song

The "Puppy Dog Pals" theme song is composed by Andy Bean. It consists of Bingo and Rolly and their normal lives along with the many missions they've gone and are gonna go on, and also a bunch of goofy and silly noises. Including the puppy turntable.

**Lyrics:**

*\*Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Er Ruff Ruff Ruff!\* Bingo and Rolly, couple of puppies. They bark and chase, and chew \*Ruff Ruff!& And there’s a guy named Bob who makes up inventions, a couple puppies can use, But when Bob’s away… See you later pups! The pups will play, on a mission ‘round the world, gonna save the day! Pup Pup Puppy Dog pals, Ruff Ruff Ruff! (repeat 1x) We-o-al… Neow-neow-neow-neow-neow-neow… [turntable] Ruff Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Ruff ra ra ra ruff! Neow-neow-neow-neow-neow-neow… \*mix sound\* Pup Pup Pup Puppy Dog pals, Ruff Ruff Ruff! (repeat line) Neoooooooooooooooow… (repeats duns for bg) \*bark 2x\**
Merchandise

This is a page showing all the various merchandise of the Puppy Dog Pals, including: school supplies, bottles and other items.

**Rolly Water Bottle** *(small)*

**Pug Power Phone Case** *(Iphone 6/6S/customizable)*

**Rolly Water Bottle** *(customizable)*

**Pug Power Ipad Sleeve** *(customizable)*

**Pug Power Water Bottle** *(customizable)*

**Rolly Phone Case** *(Iphone 6/6S/customizable)*

**Pug Power Luggage Tag** *(customizable)*

**Bingo and Rolly Clipboard** *(customizable)*

***Gallery:***
The Cabbage of Truth

The Cabbage of Truth

The One Cabbage to shut them all down. Whatever this cabbage speaks is absolute truth, unless he speaks about socialism, in which case he's high on carrots again. We try to tell him he shouldn't inject carrots into his veins, but the Great Red Villain Jeremy Corbyn tells him so.

Anyway, it all started when Bluemin and his Guards marched over the fields, having just delivered battle, and many had died. They passed a cabbage farm, and there, in the fields, Bluemin could see a lonely cabbage, forgotten by the farmer. It was raining and cold, but Bluemin commanded the column to halt and dismounted.

As he approached, he sensed this strange feeling of enlightment. He picked up the cabbage, and even though it weighed one gorillion kg, Bluemin wasn't a mere man and he picked it up. He adopted the cabbage as his own son, and the column continued the march home.

From then on, the cabbage would help Bluemin in all legal matters, judging cases between squabbling farmers and giving diplomatic advice, for he always spoke the one and only Truth. The Patriarch didn't like to see the Emperor depending so much on a cabbage, but Bluemin dismissed it. He would be fine... right?

It was a stormy night when *it* happened. Bluemin was laying in bed, the cabbage beside him. He could hear the soft breathing of the vegetable, could see the fine contours of the cabbage, and the emperor was kinda thirsty as he didn't have a Basilissa for over a year... So it was then that he ate from the Cabbage of Truth against its will. You could say he raped him, but now, Bluemin had th

e powers of the cabbage as well.

### **Radicalization**

This... changed the cabbage. He roamed the streets of the Blue City, scarred, violated, where he met James Pringle. Pringle, who was the son of the founder of Pringles, was a communist and therefore constantly on the run, because communism was de jure outlawed. He took the Cabbage under his care, and taught him everything he knew about communism. He told him this was a perfect example of how the nobility scum took whatever they wanted, and the Cabbage believed him, for part of his powers of Truth were taken away. Together, they plotted to overthrow the Basileus.

#### **Present day**

However, Bluemin knows all, and he was waiting for them in his throne room. An epic battle ensued, with James using his Soviet Gun to blas commie songs, while Cabbage fired a rain of small-caliber cabbages at Bluemin. Bluemin overcame them easily, however, as the whole universe knows socialism is no match for monarchism. He decapitated the Pringle and paraded his head on a spike for a hundred days. He forgave Cabbage, but to this very day Cabbage still has socialist tendencies.
The Meme Sweatshop

Bluemin supervising the poor autists

The underground location of the Meme Sweatshop

### **History**

Everyone knows Bluemin as the respected, creative admin who cranks out millions of memes a day to sell at the Great Market. But did nobody ever wonder how Bluemin was able to do this? Sure, he's a Meme God and has autistic powers that shouldn't even be possible, but there's more. He has a dark secret...

For under the Citadel, billions of miles underground, there is a huge Sweatshop covering gorrilions of square miles, with at the entrance *Autismus macht Frei* in big, iron letters. In there, poor enslaved autists work 24/7 to provide the Market with spicy memes every day. The Brilliant Nobles supervise the work, and make sure only the best memes are delivered. To ensure the quality, they snort samples of the memes like madmen. Only when the quality is the best, it gets sent to the surface in a rocket. Everyday shekillions of autists die of exhaustion, but that's just a minor detail in history and everyone keeps denying it.

#### **Business partners**

The Blue Brothel regularly places orders for Bill Wurtz-memes, because frankly, KriSS doesn't give two shits about ethics or autists. The only thing she cares about is that she can snort Bill Wurtz-memes off her boobs, which she of course does all day long.

Patriarch Michael I keeps denying it ~~just like he denies everything~~, but he too places orders for the dankest Orthodoxy-memes. Every day he prays quickly for the dying autists to please Jesus.

Patriarch Sean doesn't really order memes, but every now and then he provides the credit cards the Brilliant Nobles use to make the memes into lines which they snort up.
Puppy Dog Pals Wiki

## Introduction to Puppy Dog Pals Wiki

Fun-loving puppy brothers Bingo and Rolly go on adventures throughout their neighborhood and around the world as a way to help quench their thrill-seeking appetites. The pups' motto is life is always more exciting with your best friends by your side. For the pugs, those friends include owner Bob, his cat Hissy and his robot dog A.R.F. Comedian Harland Williams created the animated series -- which seeks to teach lessons about friendship, problem-solving and collaboration -- and provides the voice of Bob.

## Welcome to the Wiki

This is a wiki, a website that anyone, including you, can edit. Go ahead, try it out! Use the buttons below to create your first episode and character pages.

Create an article about an episode by typing the title below:

Create an article about a character by typing the title below:
 Seasons

Create an article about a whole season by typing the title below:

## Pages created so far

* Andy Bean
* Baby
* Bingo
* Bob
* Clothes
* Cupcake
* Daisy
* Dallie
* Fun and Games
* General Discussion
* Harland Williams
* Hissy
* Jackie
* Main Page
* Merchandise
* New on Wikia starter pages
* News and Announcements
* Puppy Dog Pals
* Puppy Dog Pals Wiki
* Questions and Answers
* Rhapsody in Pug
* Rolly
* Rufus
* Sam Lavagnino
* Season 1
* Snowflake
* Strider
* Strider the Sheepdog
* Theme Song
* Toys
Wheatboi

Wheatboi hunts a possum in is barn

**Background**

Wheatboi was born in a humble Kansas bake house, among the wheat and flour and ovens. His parents were related by blood to some degree, but it is unknown to what extent they were related. Due to the circumstances of his birth, he has the title of Born in Bread (**Psomogennitos**), a variation of Born in Purple (***Porphyrogenitus).***

Due to his parents being kin, he suffers slightly from the affects of inbreeding, and is mentally and physically impaired to a small degree.
Adolf Hipster

### **History**

Adolf Hipster was born when Bluemin was practicing Discord Magic in his palace. He wanted to summon a Court Magician to play some music for his Guardsmen when they were bored, but something went wrong. The section of the palace got blown up, and while gas had risen to the heavens, there was a naked Adolf Hipster, wildly taking selfies and posting them to his InSStagram account. Bluemin shrugged, clothed him and set him free into the city.

### **Career**

Well, he didn't really have one, you see. As soon as he was set into the city, he didn't play music for everyone to enjoy at all, but was only busy making Snaps and InSStagram pics. Bluemin was severely disappointed that his first try to summon a musician had failed like this, and locked Adolf away in the Palace. Rumour has it that Adolf roams the corridors, taking selfies, to this very day.
The Latin Coup and the expulsion of the Orthodox Patriarch

## Some attributes

### First

Patriarch Michael I, insisted on attacking the British and Catholic members of the guard, however he was utterly defeated in a battle of words by Decarch British Samurai and Latin Patriarch John I.

### Second

Michael fled to the Emperor complaining, but the Emperor saw through his lies and ordered Decarch British Samurai to expel him from the land. The Decarch did so gleefully, whistling under his breath, Ave Maria.

### Third

With the expulsion of the old Patriarch, the Emperor raised John I to the rank of Latin Patriarch, adopting the Latin creed and converting the Guard to the one true Church.

**Background**

Tensions between the Latin members of the Guard and the Patriarch of the Orthodox Church in the Guard, Michael had been rising over the last few weeks, with him being temporarily expelled by the Emperor for overstepping the Mark. With the Emperor drawing closer to his Latin loyalists, a confrontation was soon to emerge.

**The Battle**

Patriarch Michael soon launched an attack upon the Latins as they slept, Decarch British Samurai, the head of the Latin guardsmen, awoke to the sounds of yelling and donned his armour and weapons and rushed into battle. Seeing a fairly substantial group of Orthodox Zealots with Michael at the back directing them, he drew his sword and prepared for battle.

Soon joined by John Fox (Or Weeb as he is known) they rushed headlong into battle, in order to protect their fellow Latins. Zealots fell to their blades, blood spilling along the paving stones of the Blue citadel, salt soon began to spill instead of blood, as the Orthodox became increasingly incensed at the Latin's resistance.

Soon, it was only Michael left, and he fled to the Emperor palace, screaming that the Latins had attacked him unprovoked. Unfortunately for him, the Emperor had witnessed the entire thing, so as the blood soaked Latin loyalists made their way into the Palace, with the other members of the Guard, the Emperor ordered them to size Michael and cast him out of the Empire.

**The Aftermath**

 With the expulsion of the Orthodox Patriarch, the Emperor Bluemin decreed that the Guard and Empire shall now adopt the Catholic faith, and thus, John was raised to the rank of Patriarch, and the true faith reigned.
Olive N i g g e r

Olive Nignog and his kin

### **History**

Tell us what happened, oh Bluemin. Tell us about the Olive N i g g e r., of the time before he became an Olive. Tell us how he became to be, oh Bluemin!

''Very well, children. Listen closely...'', said Bluemin as he slapped the ass of a peasant girl real quick, and he began to tell:

It was a beautiful day in the Blue Realm, as Bluemin strolled through the countryside with his dear Guardsmen. Suddenly, Ioannis, one of the Guards (rumour has it he's the long-lost descendant of Ioannis Metaxas, but this is not confirmed) started to tell a story. For gazillions of kilometers, he just couldn't stop talking about an ancient Greek folk story, told from generation to generation, about why Greeks sometimes were being called *Olive N i g g e r s*. Bluemin listened to this exceptional story and halted the column. He walked up to him, and said: ''Well, if you like olives that much, be one forever!'' The whole Guard watched in horror as the Greek shrunk and shrunk, his skin went from ~~white~~ brown to black, until a little black olive was laying on the road. ''I'll call you *Olive N i g g e r* from now on'', proclaimed Bluemin, ''and I shall give you the ability to fly!'' This being said, the little Olive flew into the air, and the column continued its march, with the Olive N i g g e r ahead.

### **Abilities**

- He can fly

- Knowing every Greek fascist song by heart

- He can spawn olives
The Blue Guard's National Sport, M&B Line Battling

Like fine memes, the autists of The Blue Guard like their sport, high quality. The most popular sport for the guard is Mount & Blade Line Battles done on a weekly basis. This high energy, high action sport is perfect for every autist be it spectator or player. The Blue Guard team is young and very inexperienced with a few veteran players, but they are a determined bunch. The team practices in the good old 101st training grounds located by the Blue Citadel. ​​

## History

### Battle History

Napoleonic Line Battle ??/??/17

Napoleonic Line Battle ??/??/17

MoR Line Battle ??/??/17

Latin Guard vs Orthodoxy Alliance Siege of Blue Brothel ??/??/17

## The Team

### Captains and Staff

**Ivan "the Bluemin" Galazios** -Team Leader and second flag bearer

**British "the Cat" Samurai** -Decarch (second leader)

**Giorgos "the Orthodox Rebel" Imperator** -Tyrian leader (third leader) and first flag bearer

**Sean "the Noob" Szarekh** -Orthodox team spiritual leader

**Pope John "the Weeb" I** -Catholic team spiritual leader
Wood

Wood in the armour of the Ahegao Order

**Background**

Wood was born in the far east. He is the eldest son of an officer serving with Anglo New East India Company and the daughter of a prominent local landowner. He however would not inherit the lands of his maternal grandfather, as he was a bastard, born before the marriage of his parents, and stood no chance of inheritance with the birth of his younger siblings and cousins.

Due to these circumstances, he left his family's estate to seek fortune and glory as a mercenary.

**Personality**

Wood is an ambitious, intelligent and attractive gentlemen with an unchecked superiority complex, and an unhealthy obsession with non existent females from Japanese cartoons. He will defend the honour of his waifus to the bitter end, even though he knows, that they well never be real, and will never hear a cat-girl call him master.

He behaves with honour around those who he deems chivalrous, or worthy, but shows no mercy to uncivilised or dishonouralbe individuals.
Arn the Architect

Arn the Architect is a young autist from the distant lands of America. Traveling across the seas he sought meaning in his life. He was creative but found no way to express it. One day he found that purpose.

He stumbled across the bizarre lands and observed at first, noting the rise of an admin known as Bluemin who seemed to do most of the work in those lands. Bluemin worked so hard Arn thought that Bluemin was the lord of these bizarre lands but it was no so.....

From the shadows a tyrant known as Luka or something Arn was never sure, actually ruled these lands but hadn't made an appearance in months. During the Chaos of the Great Schism Arn knew that this Luka was another Nero or Caligula. He decided to follow Bluemin and was one of the first to join the Blue realm. Since then he's tirelessly been at work laughing at memes or recently working on the Blue Citadel helping bring it to form. He likes to build stuff and share memes, for the farther the word of Bluemin spreads the brighter and more Brilliant the world shall become.

***Personality***

 Arn is a pretty funny and laid back individual who is quick witted. However his luck with the female side of humanity has been less than stellar(despite being very loyal to whatever person or cause he is serving) having been dumped randomly out of the blue or attracting the crazy ones.

***Game Skills***

In Age of Empires Arn considers himself above average but not at a Korean skill level. Mount n Blade....very average oftentimes blaming ping on his defeat. Also like many other blue guard loves playing anything Byzantine in any style of Paradox Game.
Catleg

...There was a cat...A very strange enchanted Cat...They say he wandered very far, very far...

**Backstory:**

Blueminosmentos alias Bluemin and me Aku/H.R Giger Satan/Peacock #7 (the austistic Robocop with Stahlhelm) was wandering in the Anatolian wilderness, hunting like John II when a bunch of Ottofags attacked us...

That moment we knew we fucked up.

He looked at me like some sort of creep, but I said, np m8 I can handle this. Then I got my pouch out of my Byzantine clothing and started saying some weird magic spells. Then I grabbed my sword, pointed it into the sky, and then a DEADLY LASER came down from the sky, and It was the Pantokrator's DEADLY LASER. It hit my sword. It got charged with a bunch of energy.

Blueminotaurus said: Whoa... What a good looking man.

I said: Thanks, Super Mega Death Christ!

The Ottofags then started to pray to their "god"...

I cut Blueminium's hand (to obtain weird magic powers, that Bluemin has because I am not as Holy as Saint Bluemin the Great and Eternal) and then killed the Ottogays with the sword...

Then we continued our journey in the Taurus when we heard a big MEOW!

**Chapter II, Book of Catleg:**

Blueminiad and I were like, whoah that will be some big catto...

We were right, Catleg came out of a valley next to us...Catleg was just...just, beautiful...

I told Blueminion that this wild uncontrollable animal will be mine. He said OK. It's yours now.

I said OK, godmaster...

It ran after us until we get to the Armenian Highlands.Luckily we were travelling by the clouds.

After we got there, I came down from the sky. Bluemin the Ultra-God was looking down at me like his student. I know then that It was the time. I had to defeat Catleg. The beast was Meowing and screaming at me, as I got down...

I had to pet the cat from the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I tamed him, the Catleg of Taurus.

The only way I was able to pet Catleg was that I used my sword, to make him peaceful.

The place where I finally made peace with the cat and became my catto:
Sirestir

**Sirestir,** called 'Mother's Bosom' by the Elves and 'Circle Prison' by the Tieflings, is a planet and one of the three components of the Prime Material Plane, alongside the Feywild and the Cold Dark.

Most of Sirestir enjoys a temperate climate, with the exception of the region around the Tortoise Mountains to the west, and the Jang Desert to the east.

Sirestir is the most diverse of any of the parts of the Prime Material Plane and, indeed, is more varied than almost all of the Elemental Houses and Sixteen Seperate Dwellings. The main races of Sirestir are as follows:

* Humans, who hail from the large peninsula that lies almost in the center of the world.
* Dwarves, who hail from the Tortoise Mountains and the surrounding areas.
* Elves, who hail from the southern forest of Cantrer Gwaelod.
* Tieflings, who claim that they hail from the House of Fire, and are kept on Sirestir as some kind of punishment by an unknown force.
* True Halflings, who hail from the Jang desert. ('True Halfling' is used to denote those who belong to the race of very short, almost gnome-like people. Halfling can also be used to refer to those who are of mixed ancestry but are not common enough to form any kind of "racial culture", i.e. half-elves and half-ogres.)
* Gnomes, who hail from the smaller peninsula in the north west of the planet.
* Dragonborn, who hail from the frozen northern kingdoms.
* Half-Orcs, who hail from nowhere in particular.
* Orcs, who hail from the chain of islands north of the human lands.

There are, of course, many other races within Sirestir, which can be found listed in the Races of the World section.
Take on Autism

### **Lyrics:**

We praten maar door

Ik weet niet wat ik moet zeggen

ik zeg het toch maar

 Vandaag is weer een dag om jou te vinden

Take on me, (take on me)

Take me on, (take on me)

I'll be gone

In a day or two

ليس مهم أن نقو

انا خلاق وانتهى

سأعثر بعيدا

بطيئا سأتعلم أن الحياة

Πες μετά από μένα,

Δεν είναι καλύτερο να είσαι ασφαλής παρά μετανιωμένος

Πάρε επάνω εμένα

Πάρε εμένα πάνω

Zegt is na

tis ni beter om veilig te zijn dan dat is om spijt te hemme

Pak aan mij

Pak mij aan

Už budem preč,

o deň či o dva.

Och, tie veci, ktoré si povedala...

Je to skutočný život, či len hra mojich starostí?

Tu és tudo o que me tenho de lembrar

Estás a fugir envergonhada

Vou-te buscar de qualquer das maneiras

Leva-me contigo (leva-me contigo)

Ta på mig (ta på mig)

Ta mig på (ta på mig)

jag kommer vara borta

På en dag.
Komnenus the lesser

The backstabbing faggot himself

One of the most sinister subjects of Basileus Bluemin the Great, he has on many occasions openly defied his emperor's orders and commands and sometimes lead revolts to seize power. It is yet unknown why the God-Emperor has not banished this "subject" of his and only punishing him with the weekly castration.

His evil intentions most likely have to do with his date of birth, for he was born in one of the most sorrowful days of history, the sack of Constantinople of 1204. During his early years, he spent his days torturing animals in the steep mountainsides of Pontus, legend states that he was so good in the barbaric capture and slaughter of animals that he was hired the court Chef's hunter. That is his strong love for the Komnenoi developed and is most likely the reason why he adopted the name Komnenus the Lesser when he first met God-Emperor Bluemin.

Yet so little is known about him, for his non-existent sanity is an enigma wrapped in a mystery.

## **PERSONALITY**

Like all of the members of the Blue Guard he has achieved one of the grandest states of mental autism, one would think one with such autistic potential would be a priest of the Blue Cult, but strangely he harbours a strong hatred for the cult. He is known to be kind and well meaning even when talking to his Emperor.

## **ENEMIES**

* The Turks
* The Vardaskans
* The Bohemians who take over the page here and there
* The Blue Cult
* Bluemin

## **SKILLS**

He is skilled in the ways of rhetoric though he lacks skills in the vocabulary of Anglo-Saxon languages. His silver (shitty) tongue has helped him escape banishment many times, sadly his skill in rhetoric has not saved his balls (nor any of his bodyparts to be honest)
Biologie

## Übungen

### Stegreifaufgaben

* Stegreifaufgaben der 5. Klasse
* Stegreifaufgaben der 6. Klasse
* Stegreifaufgaben der 7. Klasse
* Stegreifaufgaben der 8. Klasse
* Stegreifaufgaben der 9. Klasse
* Stegreifaufgaben der 10. Klasse

### Übungen allgemein

* allgemeine Aufgaben der 5. Klasse
* allgemeine Aufgaben der 6. Klasse
* allgemeine Aufgaben der 7. Klasse
* allgemeine Aufgaben der 8. Klasse
* allgemeine Aufgaben der 9. Klasse
* allgemeine Aufgaben der 10. Klasse
Gleichungssysteme

## **Lineare Gleichungssysteme mit zwei Variablen**

Bei dieser Art des Gleichungssystems gibt es zwei Gleichungen mit zwei Variablen. Um diese Gleichungen lösen zu können gibt es verschiedene Verfahren.

### **Das Einsetzungsverfahren:**

1. Man löst die erste Gleichung nach einer Variablen auf.
2. Der erhaltene Term wird in die zweite Gleichung eingesetzt.
3. Die Gleichung auflösen.
4. Den Wert den man für die zweite Variable erhalten hat in den Term für die Erste einsetzen.
5. Gleichung auflösen und die Werte interpretieren.

### **Das Gleichsetzungsverfahren:**

1. Das Verfahren kann angewendet werden, wenn bei beiden Gleichungen auf einer Seite des "=" der gleiche Wert oder Term steht. Dazu darf umgeformt werden.
2. Beispiel: I. 5=3x-2y  II. 4x+2y=10 |/2> 2x+y=5
3. Gleichsetzen und nach einer Variablen auflösen.
4. Den Term in eine der Gleichungen einsetzen und den Wert ermitteln.
5. Diesen Wert in den Term und die Werte interpretieren.

### **Das Additions-\Subtraktionsverfahren**

1. Das Verfahren kann angewendet werden, wenn bei einer Addition oder Subtraktion der beiden Gleichungen eine Variable rausfällt. Dazu darf umgeformt werden.
2. Beispiel: I.6x+2y=9 II. x-y=12 |\*2> 2x-2y=24
3. Bei der Addition\Subtraktion müssen beide Seiten von den Gleichung miteinander verrechnet werden.
4. Beachtet welche Gleichung subtrahiert oder addiert wird.
5. Auflösen nach der übriggebliebenen Variable.
6. In eine Gleichung einsetzen und die Ausrechnen.

## **Lineare Gleichungssysteme mit drei Variablen**

Bei dieser Art des Gleichungssystems gibt es drei Gleichungen, in denen drei verschiedene unbekannte Variablen vorkommen. Um diese Gleichungen zu lösen, indem man es auf ein System mit zwei Variablen zurückführt.

Die Gleichungen für dieses System erhält man, indem die gegebenen Punkte des Graphens in die allgemeine Formel der quadratischen Funktion eingesetzt werden.

**Schritte:**

1. Eine Gleichung nach einer Variablen auflösen.
2. Den Term für die Variable in die anderen beiden Gleichungen einsetzen und dadurch ein Gleichungssystem mit zwei Variablen erschaffen.(Die Variable ist eliminiert)
3. Dieses Gleichungssystem nach einer der bekannten Weisen (s.o.) auflösen.
4. Die Lösung aus diesem Gleichungssystem in den Term der eliminierten Variable einsetzen und berechen.
German Jesus

German Jesus is a german soldier, pious catholic and humble follower of Bluemin. He was born somewhat in the early 90's in a small village in eastern germany and followed a strict catholic childhood among his 5 siblings. Formerly known as "Rosettenbrand", he was given the name of German Jesus by the Lord Bluemin himself for his most noble strength in his faith.

### Life

As stated before, born and raised catholic in a small village in east germany, German Jesus followed the tradition of his family and joined the military. For this he is known throughout the guard as he served fighting in Afghanistan, Somalia and Western Saharah. Currently he is stationed in Iraq, training the Peshmerga Kurds for their fight against ISIS. It is known, that he really admires the support of his guardmembers and looks foreward to join the Mount and Blade: Warband squad when he returnes from service.

#### Family

As a pious catholic, German Jesus is married to a lovely wife and awaits a daughter later this year or in the turn to next year.
Rechnen mit Körpern

## **Kegel**

Ein Kegel ist ein Körper mit einem **Kreis als Grundfläche** und einer zur Grundfläche **senkrecht stehenden Spitze**.

1. Grundfläche G=pi\*r²
2. Volumen V=1/3\*G\*h
3. Mantelhöhe(Schräge) s²=h²+r²
4. Mantelfläche M=pi\*r\*s
5. Oberflächeninhalt O=G+M

## **Kugel**

1. Volumen V=4/3\*pi\*r³
2. Oberflächeninhalt O=4\*pi\*r²

## **Prisma**

Ein Prisma ist ein Körper, der als **Grund- und Deckfläche ein Vieleick** hat, die durch Kanten verbunden sind.

G und U sind von der Art des Vielecks abhängig.

1. Volumen V=G\*h
2. Mantelfläche M=U\*h
3. Oberflächeninhalt O=2\*G+M

## **Pyramide**

Eine Pyramide ist ein Körper mit einem **Vieleck als Grundfläche** und einem Punkt über der Grundfläche, in dem sich **alle Kanten von G schneiden**.

G ist von der Art des Vielecks abhängig.

1. Volumen V=1/3\*G\*h
2. Mantelfläche M=Summe der Dreiecksflächen(Kantenlänge von G)
3. Oberflächeninhalt O=G+M

## **Quader**

Ein Quader ist ein Körper, bei dem **alle Kanten senkrecht aufeinander** stehen und die vier parallel zueinander stehenden Kanten sind gleich lang.

1. Grundfläche G=a\*b
2. Volumen V=a\*b\*c
3. Oberflächeninhalt O=2\*(a\*b+a\*c+b\*c)

## **Würfel**

Bei einem Würfel handelt es sich um einen Körper mit **gleich langen Kanten** die in einem **rechten Winkel** zueinander stehen.

1. Grundfläche G=a²
2. Volumen V=a³
3. Oberfläche O=6\*a²

## **Zylinder**

Der Körper eines Zylinders besteht aus **äquivalenten Kreisen** die **senkrecht übereinander** stehen, und die **Grund- und Deckfläche** bilden. Sie sind an den Kreisrändern verbunden.

1. Grundfläche G=pi\*r²
2. Volumen V=G\*h
3. Mantelfläche M=U\*h
4. Oberflächeninhalt O=2\*G+M
Latein Übungen 7.Klasse

**Bilde das Imperfekt und das Perfekt der jeweils angegebenen Verbform!**

**Übersetze ins Deutsche**

1. Gallus dominum quaerebat, itaque cunctos homines rogabat.
2. Subito vocem Galli, amici sui, audivit.
3. Modo tabemas mercatorum intrabat, modo ante tabernas pretia legebat
4. Davus, servus Marci, per Suburam ambulabat at Afram, servam Corneliae, mus horas quaerebat.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Allgemein:

* geboren 3. Januar v.Chr. in Arpinum
* gestorben 7. Dezember 43 v.Chr bei Formiae
* röm. Politiker,Anwalt,Schriftsteller und Philosoph
* berühmtester Redner und Konsul im Jahr 63 v. Chr.

Leben:

* Sohn eines röm. Ritters
* 90 v Chr. erhielt er die toga virilis
* lernte Griechisch
* durch seinen Vater hatte er den Zugang zu einer klassischen Bildung
* studierte Recht,Rhetorik,Literatur und Philosophie
* schrieb sehr viele Reden, Briefe, Philosophische und Rhetorische Schriften
Ruthie

**Ruthie** was a houseguest from Big Brother Eggplant: Heaven

## Bio

Ruthie had an easy beginning phase of the game, as she had a reputation for being loveable and sweet. Although she didn’t win any competitions in the prejury aspect of the game, she was never in danger due to her social abilities and ties to the various HOHs. As well, she made multiple alliances, with her main loyalties directed towards Ashley Sarah and Khaled. During the triple eviction, she was nominated by Nicholas against ally Ashley Sarah, with her being only a pawn. This did not stop her from winning the veto, in which she used on herself. She also won the week eight veto, in which she vetoed Ashley Sarah, whom was the target that week. The competition beast that she was resulted in her being the HOH for week ten, where she nominated her two allies Ashley Sarah and Khaled as pawns. Her reign as Head of Household went disastrous as the veto was in the wrong hands, and Ashley Sarah was forced to not only use her power to remove herself, but make the eviction entirely randomized, resulting in Khaled’s eviction over intended target Brooke. She then continued to avoid the block for the rest of the game, luckily winning the final four HOH. Ruthie seemed to be situated in the best position, but when Nicholas won the final HOH, she was sent home due to the perception of her being a huge likeable threat, not pissing many people off, and having a great social game. She was the last houseguest to be evicted, placing third and becoming the ninth and final member of jury.
Bodhi

**Bodhi** is a houseguest from Big Brother Eggplant: Heaven

## Bio

Bodhi went into the game trying to act dumb and pretend he was limited on Big Brother knowledge. Due to his activeness and friendliness, he successfully skated on by for the first few weeks without even being scratched. To deflect his likability, he nominated himself for a potential renominee so that others may think he was a target and not as slick as he actually was. However, his inactivity due to his trip to Poland got him nominated by Ashley Sarah against Daniel. After losing veto just by a thread, he was evicted in a flipping vote of 5 to 4, and became the last member of pre-jury.
8. Klasse

## 8. Klasse Französisch

* Zahlen von 100 bis unendlich
* realer Konditionalsatz (wahrscheinlicher Si-Satz)
* Relativstze mit dont, ce qui, ce que
* Sätze mit Präpositionen + lequel
* weitere unregelmäßige Verben
* erste Andwendung des accorde participe
* Die Zeiten plus-que-parfait, futur simple
* subjonctif présent bei Wunsch, Forderung etc.
* Bildung und Vergleich von Adverben
* Steigerung von Adjektiven und Adverben
* Pronomen y und en
Deutsch einen literarischen Text erschließen

–literarischer Text

```
Untersuchung nach Aufsatzform, Inhalt, Aufbau, Sprache und Aussageabsicht
Erschließung der Erzähltechnik
Literarische Textvorlage

```

–Aufbau

```
Einleitung: Autor, Titel, Textsorte und Kernaussage
Hauptteil:  Ergebnisse mit Textbeispielen
Inhalt
Aufbau
Textsorte
Sprache
Erzähltechnik
Figuren und Figurenkonstellation
Thema und Ausageabsicht

```

–Schluss: persönliche Bewertung oder Einordnung in textübergreifenden Zusammenhang
Sam Lavagnino

**Sam Lavagnino** (born June 29, 2006) is an American child voice actor that voices the character Rolly in the show *"Puppy Dog Pals".*

**Trivia**

* He is Catbug in *Bravest Warriors* and Young Grizz in *We Bare Bears*. He also voices the dog "Rolly" in the Disney Junior show Puppy Dog Pals.
* Lavagnino was born to voice actress Hope Levy and screen writer Tom Lavagnino. At 14 months old, he was on the cover of *TIME* magazine where he was dressed up as Albert Einstein. He was cast for *Bravest Warriors* as the role of Catbug, "a creature that’s half-cat, half-ladybug, who’s actually a big draw for the series simply for the random comments he makes and the sound of his voice." The series was broadcast in 2013, and he participated in the Cartoon Hangover panel for Comic-Con 2013 when he was seven years old, as well as an autograph session for Catbug-related comics at Comic-Con 2014.
* He provided a voice in the trailer for the 2014 film *The Boxtrolls*. In 2015, he was cast as the younger version of Grizzly in *We Bare Bears*. He also voiced the character 'Mr. Muffin' in the *asdfmovie* series created by TomSka.
* He just recently appeared as the dog "Rolly" in the new Disney Junior show "Puppy Dog Pals". This marks his first extremely major role in voice acting, even if it is a show with the target audience being small children and toddlers.
Deutsch die antithetische Erörterung

Die Einleitung schreiben
�
Führe zum Thema hin, indem du das Interesse des Lesers zum Beispiel
durch einen aktuellen Bezug oder ein provokantes Zitat weckst.
�Kläre wichtige Begriffe.
�Formuliere am Ende die Entscheidungsfrage, die du erörtern wirst.

Den Hauptteil schreiben
Achte dabei auf:
�einen sachlichen Stil
�Vollständigkeit der Argumentation (Argument + Argumentationsstütze)
sinnvolle gedankliche Verknüpfungen
�eine Überleitung von der Gegenthese zur These, die eine
Zusammenfassung oder Infragestellung der Gegenthese beinhaltet und
die eigene Position ankündigt

Den Schluss schreiben
Am Schluss rundest du die Erörterung ab und nennst deine eigene Position.
Dabei hast du verschiedene Möglichkeiten:
�Greife die Einleitung auf und entwickle eine neue Perspektive.
�Stelle die jeweils entscheidenden Gründe (pro und kontra) gegenüber und
erläutere den wichtigsten Grund für deine Entscheidung.
�Begründe deine Unentschiedenheit und mache einen Kompromissvorschlag.
Latein Übeungen 6 Lösungen

Übersetzungen:

1. Die Freunde Flavia und Flavius besuchen nicht die Schule, sondern betreiben den ganzen Tag viele angenehme Dinge.

2. Dort laufen sie zum Landhaus, hören eine neue Geschichte und essen gute Speisen.

3. Die Freunde laufen durch den Garten, spazieren durch Felder und betreten den Wald.

4. Deshalb sind sie fröhlich, denn gute Dinge erfreuen die Kinder immer.

5. Plötzlich kommen sie zum Landhaus, hören eine neue Geschichte und essen gute Speisen

**Subjekt Satz 1:** Flavia und Flavius

**Prädikat Satz 1:** visitant; agunt

**Subjekt Satz 5:** -

**Prädikat Satz 5:** veniunt

**Plural:**

1. Dies festi oratores bonos delectant

2. Ancillae servos fallunt

**Adjektiv:**

1. arbor longa
2. spem bonam
3. victores laeti
4. tumulos altos
5. feriae iucundae
Deponentien

Deponentien sind Verben, die im Passiv stehen, jedoch im Aktiv (ins Deutsche) übersetzt werden.

**Beispiel:**

 ermahnen (aktivisch

**Wichtig:**

1. Deponentien haben **keine** Formen im Passiv.
2. Deponentien muss man auswendig lernen, da es nicht immer aus dem Zusammenhang des Satzes deutlich wird
3. Deponentien werden wie andere Verben konjugiert
Wahrscheinlichkeiten

## **Definition**

Die Wahrscheinlichkeit P beschreibt das Verhältnis zwischen der Anzahl des Eintretens eines bestimmten Ergebnisses und der insgesamten Anzahl der Möglichen Ergebnisse.

## **Darstellung und Regeln**

Regeln im Baumdiagramm:

1. Die Wahrscheinlichkeit eines Ereignisses (Ast) ist das Produkt der Wahrscheinlichkeiten der einzelnen Ergebnisse (Zweige) für das Ereignis.
2. Die Wahrscheinlichkeit für mehrere Ereignisse ist die Summe der Wahrscheinlichkeit jedes Einzelnen.
3. Beispiel: Eine Münze wird zwei-Mal geworfen.

   a) P für im erste Wurf Kopf und im zweiten Wurf Zahl

b) P für im ersten Wurf Zahl

Regeln in der Vierfeldertafel:

1. Die Summe der vier Felder ergibt die Gesamtzahl der Möglichkeiten.
2. Die Wahrscheinlichkeit des Ereignisses und des dazugehörigen Gegenereignisses ergeben immer 1.

## **Ergebnismenge**

* Einfache Ergebnismenge beinhaltet alle Ergebnisse die für das Ereignis güstig sind.

A={1,3,7,...}
* Schnittmenge beinhaltet die Ergebnisse die in A und zugleich in B vorkommen.

A={1,3,7} ; B={2,3,4,6,7} dann gilt: AnB={3,7}
* Vereinigungsmenge beinhaltet die Ergebnisse die in A oder auch in B vorkommen.

A={1,3,7} ; B={2,3,4,6,7} dann gilt: AuB={1,2,3,4,6,7}

## **Besondere Wahrscheinlicheiten**

#### **1.Bedingte Wahrscheinlichkeit**

* Die Bedingte Wahrscheinlichkeit bezeichnet die Wahrscheinlichkeit für das Eintreten eines Ereignisses unter der Bedingung eines Anderen.
* Es entsteht die allgemeine Aussage, dass die bedingte Wahrscheinlichkeit die Division von der Schnittmenge beider Ereignisse durch die Wahrscheinlichkeit des Ereignisses das die Bedingung stellt.

**2.Laplace Wahrscheinlichkeit**

* Laplace beschreibt den Sonderfall, bei dem alle Ereignisse mit der gleichen Wahrscheinlichkeit auftreten können.
* Beispiele: Würfel, Münzwurf
* Es gilt für P: Die Anzahl für das Ereignis günstiger Ergebnisse/Insgesamt mögliche Ergebnisse
Napoleon Bonaparte

* **Geboren: 1569 auf Korsika**
* **Gestorben: 1821 in Longwood House in der Verbannung**
* **Am 2.Dezember 1804 in Notre Dame zum Kaiser gekrönt, nach sehr erfolgreicher militärischer und politischer Laufbahn**
* **1814 nach großen militärischen Niederlagen, unter anderem bei der Völkerschlacht von Leipzig, abgesetzt; zurückgekehrt und 1815 bei Waterloo endgültig besiegt**
* **Der Mythos seiner kleinen Körpergröße ist auf englische Propaganda zurückzuführen**
* **Als Todesursache in seinem Exil in Longwood House (auf einer Atlantikinsel) wird Magenkrebs vermutet**
* **Er gilt bis heute als der bekannteste französische Kaiser und Feldherr**
Deutsch die Erzählung

die Erzählung
Grundsätzlich handelt es sich bei einer Erzählung um eine Geschichte, welche mündlich oder schriftlich weitergegeben wird. Zumeist werden allerdings Texte mit dem Begriff bezeichnet, die schriftlich fixiert sind. Somit ist der geschriebene Text einer solchen Erzählung im Eigentlichen unveränderlich und unterliegt keiner Variation. Dieses Merkmal hat die Textsorte mit dem Roman gemeinsam und unterscheidet sie von Märchen, Sagen sowie Legenden.
Darüber hinaus handelt es sich um eine Textsorte mittlerer Länge. Das bedeutet, dass sich das Genre so von den epischen Kleinformen abgrenzen lässt, wie etwa der Anekdote oder der Kurzgeschichte. Allerdings ist sie nicht so umfangreich wie ein Roman. Dieses Merkmal ist natürlich recht schwammig, kann aber vor allem in Abgrenzung zu Kleinformen hilfreich sein.
Außerdem gilt, dass Erzählungen in der Regel chronologisch erzählt werden. Es gibt also keine Zeitsprünge in Form von Rückblenden oder Vorgriffen. Kommen dennoch zeitliche Sprünge vor, wird dies zumeist durch Briefe oder Erinnerungen realisiert, die der Protagonist liest oder denkt – eher untypisch ist das Springen in verschiedene Zeiten. Gleiches gilt für die Erzählstränge. Die meisten Erzählungen sind einsträngig und konzentrieren sich auf eine Figur / Figurengruppe.
Dadurch, dass der Text nicht zwischen den Zeiten springt und folglich linear erzählt wird, lässt sich die Erzählung zumeist in drei grobe Abschnitte einteilen: Einleitung, Hauptteil und Schluss. Die Spannung steigert sich von Anfang an und erreicht im Hauptteil ihren Höhepunkt.
Da der Text keinen enormen Umfang hat, ist meist auch die Handlung überschaubar, was ebenso für das Figurenensemble gilt. Zumeist konzentriert sich die Geschichte auf einen Protagonisten und dessen Auseinandersetzung mit der Umwelt. Die Handlung ist demnach nicht sehr ausgesponnen und komplex, sondern bleibt beim Wesentlichen.
Darüber hinaus zeichnet sich die Gattung durch eine hohe Verständlichkeit aus. Zwar gibt es allerhand Beispiele, die eher für Gelehrte verfasst wurden, doch im Gegensatz zum Drama oder der Lyrik bringt die Gattung zahlreiche Werke hervor, die als Konsumware für Angehörige aller Bildungsschichten angelegt ist. Hierfür muss lediglich ein Blick auf den Buchmarkt geworfen werden, wobei ersichtlich wird, dass Erzählungen zumeist der Belletristik zugeordnet werden und demnach der Unterhaltungsliteratur, wobei sie sich durch eine verständliche Sprache und übersichtliche Figurenkonstellationen auszeichnen. Sie sind also für viele Leser gedacht.
Weiterhin gilt, dass der Text fiktional – oder zumindest der Verdacht geschürt wird, dass dem so ist – und demzufolge nicht real ist. Das bedeutet, dass die Erzählung von einem Autor erdachte Geschehnisse wiedergibt, auch wenn diese durchaus auf realen Begebenheiten beruhen können. Diese erdachten Begebenheiten werden von einem Erzähler vermittelt. So lässt sich die Gattung etwa von Sachtexten aller Art abgrenzen.
6. Klasse

## 6. Klasse Französisch

* wichtige Satzarten (Aussage, Aufforderung, Ausruf)
* Fragearten (Est-ce que, Intonations- und einfache Inversionsfrage)
* einfache Nebensätze mit Relativpronomen qui, que und oú
* einfache Nebensätze mit Konjunktionen wie z.B. parce que und quand
* Verbformen regelmäßiger Verben auf -er und -ir (ohne Stammerweiterung)
* Verbformen einiger häufig gebrauchten unregelmäßigen Verben
* häufige Imperativformen
* futur composé
* einfache Verneinung
* Possessivbegleiter
* bestimmter und unbestimmter Artikel
* direkte Objektpronomen
* häufige Ajdektive

## 6. Klasse Mathematik

* Rationale Zahlenmenge
* Prozentrechnung im Bezug zum Alltag
* Flächenformel Dreieck, Parallelogramm und Trapez
* Volumen
* Relative Häufigkeit