Fred the Postman

**Fred the Postman** was a wrestler at City British Wrestling, themed around his other job of being a postman. He was big in the 60s and 70s. He was in a tag team with Tony the Milkman, who was like a brother to him.

> You know what they say about us postmen, right? We like to fuck shit up.
>
> Fred the Postman, Wrestlers' Court

## Appearance

Fred was squarely built. He had dark hair with white streaks down his temples. He wore a dark navy blue coat. When he was part of The Delivery Boys in their first stint, he wore blue trunks and boots.

## Biography

### The Delivery Boys

Fred was once in the tag team The Delivery Boys with Tony the Milkman. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

Tony kept a poster of The Delivery Boys on the wall of his gym when he was in his 50s. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

### City British return

When Tony had shouted at Jurgen Flopp and walked up the ramp at Kid Flippz's funeral, Fred put his hand on Tony's shoulder and said "we need to talk." Tony agreed.

In Tony's old gym, Tony and Fred squared off. He was too good for the worn-out Tony, and was able to hit him to the floor multiple times. Through this, he tried to persuade Tony that he was too weak to fight Jurgen, and to let the old guard of City British Wrestling take care of him instead. He told Tony to "let the boys take care of this, Tony. The old guard protects its own." His final push led to Tony agitating an old injury from the Tussle when he fell.

When Albert Hall was consigned to a hospital bed after Flopp broke both his arms, he and Tony stood beside the bed. He said; "alright Tony. We'll do it ourselves." (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

Fred accompanied Tony to the Regal Wrangle in an attempt to do some damage to Jurgen. The two rushed down, stripping off their coats as they went. They immediately hit their Signed, Sealed, Delivered move on Jurgen, and (after some playing to the crowd) also hit their Sorry We Misschinoku'd You move perfectly, flinging Jurgen out of the ring as far as they could. The duo chased after him and they brawled up the ramp. (*A Regal Engagement*)

### Final fight

Fred strolled into his fight against Jurgen Flopp the week before the Colossal Tussle, tossing post to the audience. He said "you know what they say about us postmen, right? We like to fuck shit up". In the fight, Jurgen raked his eyes, tore one of his muscles and dug his nails in to rip his joints apart. The postman went for a Letterbox speed punch. Jurgen choked him, bit the back of his head and crushed his voicebox. A second wind came to him and he went for a Mailstorm Stunner. However, as he leapt into the air, Jurgen snapped his neck. He was declared winner by disqualification. Bitch Doctor and Fight Nurse appeared and declared him alive, at least. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

## Signature moves

* **Signed, Skimmed, Delivered** - With Tony the Milkman, he hit their opponent with a punch, Tony hit a rising knee then locked in a tazplex, Fred hit a big boot and Tony followed it with a suplex.
* **Sorry We Misschinoku'd You** - Fred went for a kick for the opponent to catch, then into a enzuigiri which hey ducked, but he came back for another enzuigiri and flipped around for Tony to catch the opponent in a mishinoku driver.
* **Letterbox** - Speed punching.
* **Mailstorm Stunner**

1. ↑ In *Let's Do A Sad!*, Fred was said to be the same age as Tony the Milkman, who was about 57 at the time. Tony's age is itself based on him being 55 in the episode *The Milkman's Retirement*.