Fish Obsession

## Summary

an old friend of Wario comes to Diamond City with the four penguins that grew a liking to fish, Beaver, Owl, 9-Volt and their friends had to look after them before they made someone hurt due to fish obsessions

## Characters

Wario

Waluigi (first appearance)

Mona

9-Volt

Ashley

Red

Natalie

Elliott

Tony

Penny

18-Volt

Ralphie

5-Volt

Manager Joe

Fronk

Ninja Steve

Leo

Diamond City Residents

## Transcript

(cut to Wario's house)

Lulu: hey, Wario, look what's on the news, 9-Volt found a letter

Wario: what? did 9-Volt find a note?

Lulu: yes

Wario: so what is it? 9-Volt

9-Volt: Wario, it's from someone else like you

Wario: \*gasps\* WALUIGI!!!

(cut to Warioware Inc, we see Waluigi coming with the crates of penguins)

Waluigi: hello, my friends, where is my partner?

Wario: Waluigi!!

Waluigi: Wario!!!

(Wario and Waluigi runs to each other and hugged each other)

Wario: Waluigi, where have you been?

Waluigi: well, i've been there at Antarctica for 20 years

Wario: wow

Mona: well, it's nice to meet you, Waluigi

Waluigi: nice to meet you too, my darling, the name's Waluigi

Mona: oh, my name is Mona, but where did you get these crates?

Waluigi: well, i managed to put those birds in these boxes, because they had been obsession with fish, so i need someone to look after them?

The Beaver: we do!!

Waluigi: wah?

The Owl: yeah, because we were experts of looking after animals

Waluigi: hmmmmm, okay, now i am going to a friendship reunion with Wario and Mona

Mona: yaaayyyy!! okay, guys, have a great day!!!

9-Volt: bye, we'll see ya in November

(inside Natalie's house)

Natalie: okay, the penguins loved fish, don't they?

9-Volt: yeah, they liked it, because penguins had survived the kpg extinction, since the dinosaurs

Natalie: oh, okay, now i get it, penguins!!

Fronk: well, who will take of those four penguins?

The Owl: the three of us, buddy

Fronk: us three?

The Owl: nope, the four of us, 9-Volt, Red, you and me

Fronk: well i guess this is it

(the scene switched to Warioware Inc)

9-Volt: Fronk, you, those two boys and i will look after those penguins, okay?

Fronk: yes sirry

Tony: okay, guys, let's go to Caresaway Island

The Gang: yeeahhh!!

9-Volt: bye, guys

(inside the office)

Adelie Penguin: (inside the crate) hey, who turned out the lights?

Chinstrap Penguin: well, i don't know, buddy

Red: (reading a book about penguins)

9-Volt: well, those penguins are so crazy about fish, right? Fronk

Fronk: yeah, penguins loved it

9-Volt: oh, wait, i gotta go to the swimming pool

(cut to the swimming pool)

9-Volt: well, this is a swimming pool that i've been waiting, and you penguins, i got a red swim trunk that fit me to look like i have muscles on my body, so, i will go swimming, yaaayyy!!! (swimming)

Fronk: and don't forget the tube

Red: and the toy boat

The Owl: and fish!!

(Adelie Penguin hears the word "fish")

The Owl: (holding a toy fish)

Adelie Penguin: (kicks the crate door) FISH!!!

The Owl: huh?

Adelie Penguin: GIVE ME FISH!!! (swimming)

(Adelie Penguin chasing toy fish)

9-Volt: (noticed Adelie Penguin chasing a toy fish) hey!!! (grabs the penguin by the tail, goes out of the water, panting)

Red: woah, 9-Volt, you have a reputation of holding your breath

9-Volt: (spits water out of his mouth) yeah, i do (heavy breathing)

Adelie Penguin: (realized that it was a toy fish) huh?

9-Volt: (putting his clothes and his helmet back on)

Red: well, look, 9-Volt i have a book about fish

Chinstrap Penguin: (breaks the crate) DID SOMEONE SAY "FISH"?!? (gasps) FISHH!!!

9-Volt: OH NO, IT'S JUST A BOOK, BUDDY, IT'S JUST A BOOK!!!

Chinstrap Penguin: oh

The Owl: woah, woah, how did they get out of their crates, is that because they liked fish?

Humboldt Penguin: (breaks the crate, gasps) FISSSHHH!!!!

The Owl: YIKES!! (pushing Humboldt Penguin) NO!!! NOO!!! NOOO!!! I JUST MENTIONED THAT EARILER!!!

Humboldt Penguin: huh? what?

Macaroni Penguin: (in the crate) hey, is this a blackout? or something?

(cut to the theaters)

9-Volt: okay, guys, we just have to make sure those penguins won't hear the word, that starts with a letter f

Red: oh, yep

Fronk: so, what are we gonna do?

Tony: hey, 9-Volt, we're back from the Caresaway Island

Natalie: yeah, i saw mermaids under the sea, right?

Joe: breaking news, i have got fish crackers from the food store, everybody, so, who's gonna eat these?

(Joe noticed a crate moving)

Macaroni Penguin: (breaks the crate with his head) FISH!!!

Natalie: Uh Oh!!

Penny: everybody, run for your lives!!!

(4 penguins chasing the gang with fish crackers)

Ana: (pushing Adelie Penguin) NO NO NO!!! THESE ARE FOR ME AND MY SIS!!

Young Cricket: (pushing Humboldt Penguin) NOOO PLEASE!!!!

Ninja Steve: (pushing Chinstrap Penguin) NOOOO!!! THESE ARE FOR ME!!!

Leo: (pushing Macaroni Penguin) HEY YOU!!! GET AWAY FROM MY FISH CRACKER!!!

Announcer: it's fishing time!!!!

9-Volt: huh?

4 Penguins: FISSSSHHHHH!!!!!! (going to the stage)

9-Volt: (screaming)

(4 penguins are on the stage, mistaking fish costumes for actual fish)

9-Volt: [singing] oh no!!! the penguins are obsessed with fish, they love to eat them, they liked fish so much, they loved it the best, and it also makes my heart beat!!! the penguins are liking fish so much, cause they all liked fishhhh!!!!, they always chased after fish!! cause they are so hungry!!!

Dribble: (singing) when we said the word "fish", they appeared out of nowhere

Food Manager: (singing) they always lived to eat things that are fish

9-Volt: (singing) we gotta do whatever it takes to let them think!!!!! oh my god, the penguins are obsessed with fish, cause they always liked fish!!!!, they liked to eat anything that are fish, and everything you know is fffiiiiissshhhhh!!!!! (Everyone: they liked fish) Ffffiiiissssshhhhh!!!

(4 penguins stopped)

Adelie Penguin: what are they singing?

Humboldt Penguin: uh, i don't know

Mona: oh, Waluigi, i loved the reunion, i've always knew how you came to Diamond City

Waluigi: yep, i wish i knew, Mona, i wish i knew

Wario: well, Waluigi, you should probably get those penguins

Waluigi: yep, penguins

Wario, Waluigi and Mona: huh?

Mona: seriously, they got out of their crates

(4 penguins are sleeping)

Lulu: hey, Waluigi, how's it going?

Waluigi: well, i see those penguins being obsessed with fish, very obsessed with fish, and i think it might be like....

9-Volt: (sweating)

Lulu: (sweating)

Fronk: (gulped nervously)

Waluigi: EXCELLENT!!!

Lulu: really?

Waluigi: yep, thanks for looking after those penguins, 9-Volt

9-Volt: awwww, yeah, i knew

Wario: well, 9-Volt, you've learned about penguins, today, so next month, you will look after the bears who seemed to like honey

Ashley: bears?

Red: Bears!?!

(cut to Diamond City)

Red: (screaming)

(Red's screaming made the screen shake)

(cut to black screen)

## Trivia

this is the first appearance of the penguins, despite the fact that they briefly appeared in the zoo

when Mona tells Waluigi how he came to Diamond City, her eyes changed to hearts, which is the same pose from JunyTony's video, "Animal Rights Activists"

Waluigi made his first appearance and was voiced by Jim Cummings, unlike video games