Captain N - 'the Games Master'

## Captain N - 'The Game Master'

"BLOODY NO!"

*"A woman, walking the streets of Pakistan in broad daylight? Not if I have anything to say about it!"*

Captain N - 'The Game Master' is a devout follower of the Islamic faith and a raging misogynist, known for violently ending the lives of 45,000 separate women over the last 25 years. He is quoted as saying "I feel very strongly about this, you know. Very strongly. Women should not be allowed to roam free in my country."

He considers it his life's mission to wipe all women off the face of the Earth, and nothing and no one will sway him from this task, which he claims has been bestowed upon him by Muhammad himself, shortly before the founder of Islam was violently mauled to death by his neighbor's poodle.

## Bio

The Game Master was born in the slums of Southeast London. His peaceful childhood came to a screeching halt when his mother refused to allow him to purchase the newly released 'Nationwide Terrorism' Expansion Pass for his favourite videogame title, 'Call of Duty - Blood Debts' with the money he received for his 11th birthday. In response, upon their return to their apartment, he lured her out onto the balcony and pushed her to her death - an impressive feat considering the mountainous woman weighed approximately 42 tonnes. It was from this day forth that he decided he would bring womanhood to an end with his own two hands. His father has been quoted as saying "Thank goodness she's gone. I was getting fed up of having to drag the old bag up and down the stairs every day."

He is the creator of a children's television programme that used to air every Saturday morning on the channel Nick Jr, called 'The Backyardigans', through which he corrupted the minds and values of preschool-aged children with the subtle misogynistic undertones woven into the storylines of each episode. In-depth studies showed that childhood obesity rose by 56% worldwide after the airing of the first episode, resulting in the show's termination in 2009. He has also been banned from the popular social networking platform Twitter 42 times, for doxing various female celebrities and politicians and sending them numerous pictures of ravaged antelope carcasses via private messages.

As long as he continues to roam the streets of London, women will never be safe. The highlight of his woman-ending career came when he spotted Anita Sarkeesian making her way down Oxford Street on her way home from London Anime and Gaming Con 2020, and swerved his van into her, killing her instantly. The London Authorities do not consider his crimes serious enough to prioritize his arrest; instead their attention is focused on dealing with a recent outbreak of homophobic messages being posted to Mumsnet by children between the ages of 9 and 13, which has been deemed by the chief of police to be a 'matter of national importance'. Despite this, he is wanted by 37 countries and lives a life on the run. To this day, the various police forces of the world have not yet managed to get their hands on him, but the BBC managed to catch up to him for a quick interview, wherein he stated, "I've been on the run from the law for 20 years, you know. I'm not about to stop now."

He is solely responsible for getting the Barbie Movie Banned in Pakistan.

## Special talents

The Game Master is an individual in possession of a vast array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

His talents include, but are not limited to:

Van Driving: The Game Master is a skilled driver of vans, despite having never received his driver's license.

Woman Obliterating: The Game Master has this down to a fine art.

He is also an avid player of Darts, and can often be found going a few rounds down at the local pub.