TTLF's Family Guy Scorecard (My Rating Scale)

**(Average Show)**

## Season 1 (Magnificent) - 8.7

-Death Has a Shadow - Great

-I Never Met the Dead Man - Magnificent

-Chitty Chitty Death Bang - Legendary

-Mind Over Murder - Good

-A Hero Sits Next Door - Magnificent

-The Son Also Draws - Great

-Brian: Portrait of a Dog - Legendary

## Season 2 (Legendary) - 9.5

-Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - Magnificent

-Holy Crap - Legendary

-Da Boom - Legendary

-Brian in Love - Magnificent

-Love Thy Trophy - Magnificent

-Death Is a Bitch - Magnificent

-The King Is Dead - Legendary

-I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar - Magnificent

-If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' - Legendary

-Running Mates - Magnificent

-A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks - Average

-Fifteen Minutes of Shame - Legendary

-Road to Rhode Island - Perfect

-Let's Go to the Hop - Perfect

-Dammit Janet! - Legendary

-There's Something About Paulie - Magnificent

-He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Legendary

-E. Peterbus Unum - Legendary

-The Story on Page One - Magnificent

-Wasted Talent - Legendary

-Fore Father - Legendary

## Season 3 (Magnificent) - 9.4

-The Thin White Line - Magnificent

-Brian Does Hollywood - Magnificent

-Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington - Magnificent

-One if by Clam, Two if by Sea - Legendary

-And the Wiener is... - Magnificent

-Death Lives - Magnificent

-Lethal Weapons - Legendary

-The Kiss Seen Around the World - Magnificent

-Mr. Saturday Knight - Magnificent

-A Fish out of Water - Magnificent

-Emission Impossible - Legendary

-To Love and Die in Dixie - Legendary

-Screwed the Pooch - Legendary

-Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? - Magnificent

-Ready, Willing, and Disabled - Magnificent

-A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas - Legendary

-Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows - Perfect

-From Method to Madness - Magnificent

-Stuck Together, Torn Apart - Legendary

-Road to Europe - Magnificent

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 - Legendary

-When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Magnificent

## Season 4 (Legendary) - 9.8

-North by North Quahog - Perfect

-Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High - Great

-Blind Ambition - Legendary

-Don't Make Me Over - Legendary

-The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire - Legendary

-Petarded - Legendary

-Brian the Bachelor - Magnificent

-8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Magnificent

-Breaking Out is Hard to Do - Legendary

-Model Misbehavior - Magnificent

-Peter's Got Woods - Legendary

-The Perfect Castaway - Legendary

-Jungle Love - Great

-PTV - Perfect

-Brian Goes Back to College - Legendary

-The Courtship of Stewie's Father - Legendary

-The Fat Guy Strangler - Perfect

-The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz - Legendary

-Brian Sings and Swings - Legendary

-Patriot Games - Perfect

-I Take Thee Quagmire - Magnificent

-Sibling Rivalry - Legendary

-Deep Throats - Magnificent

-Peterotica - Legendary

-You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives - Legendary

-Petergeist - Legendary

-Untitled Griffin Family History - Legendary

-Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story - Legendary

## Season 5 (Magnificent) - 9.4

-Stewie Loves Lois - Legendary

-Mother Tucker - Legendary

-Hell Comes to Quahog - Legendary

-Saving Private Brian - Legendary

-Whistle While Your Wife Works - Magnificent

-Prick Up Your Ears - Legendary

-Chick Cancer - Legendary

-Barely Legal - Legendary

-Road to Rupert - Legendary

-Peter's Two Dads - Legendary

-The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Magnificent

-Airport '07 - Legendary

-Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey - Great

-No Meals on Wheels - Great

-Boys Do Cry - Great

-No Chris Left Behind - Magnificent

-It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One - Great

-Meet the Quagmires - Perfect

## Season 6 (Magnificent) - 8.6

-Blue Harvest - Perfect

-Movin' Out (Brian's Song) - Bad

-Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air - Magnificent

-Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie - Legendary

-Padre de Familia - Magnificent

-Peter's Daughter - Great

-McStroke - Legendary

-Back to the Woods - Legendary

-Play It Again, Brian - Magnificent

-The Former Life of Brian - Magnificent

-Long John Peter - Great

## Season 7 (Good) - 7.2

-Love, Blactually - Bad

-I Dream of Jesus - Legendary

-Road to Germany - Legendary

-Baby Not On Board - Great

-The Man with Two Brians - Legendary

-Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Legendary

-Ocean's Three and a Half - Good

-Family Gay - Good

-The Juice Is Loose - Awful

-FOX-y Lady - Average

-Not All Dogs Go To Heaven - Poor

-420 - Great

-Stew-Roids - Magnificent

-We Love You, Conrad - Poor

-Three Kings - Magnificent

-Peter's Progress - Magnificemt

## Season 8 (Great) - 7.6

-Road to the Multiverse - Legendary

-Family Goy - Magnificent

-Spies Reminiscent of Us - Great

-Brian's Got a Brand New Bag - IGNORING

-Hannah Banana - Legendary

-Quagmire's Baby - Legendary

-Jerome Is the New Black - Good

-Dog Gone - Average

-Business Guy - Legendary

-Big Man on Hippocampus - Legendary

-Dial Meg for Murder - Great

-Extra Large Medium - Magnificent

-Go, Stewie, Go! - Awful

-Peter-assment - Awful

-Brian Griffin's House of Payne - Awful

-April in Quahog - Good

-Brian & Stewie - Magnificent

-Quagmire's Dad - Good

-The Splendid Source - Legendary

-Something, Something, Something, Dark Side - Magnificent

-Partial Terms of Endearment - Great

## Season 9 (Great) - 8.3

-And Then There Were Fewer - Perfect

-Excellence in Broadcasting - Legendary

-Welcome Back, Carter - Great

-Halloween on Spooner Street - Magnificent

-Baby, You Knock Me Out - Magnificent

-Brian Writes a Bestseller - Great

-Road to the North Pole - Legendary

-New Kidney in Town - IGNORING

-And I'm Joyce Kinney - Neutral

-Friends of Peter G. - Great

-German Guy - Legendary

-The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair - Neutral

-Trading Places - Magnificent

-Tiegs for Two - IGNORING

-Brothers & Sisters - Great

-The Big Bang Theory - Perfect

-Foreign Affairs - Bad

-It's A Trap! - Magnificent

## Season 10 (Good) - 7.1

-Lottery Fever - Great

-Seahorse Seashell Party - Awful

-Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. - Notorious

-Stewie Goes for a Drive - Neutral

-Back to the Pilot - Perfect

-Thanksgiving - Magnificent

-Amish Guy - Great

-Cool Hand Peter - Legendary

-Grumpy Old Man - Poor

-Quagmire and Meg - Poor

-The Blind Side - Legendary

-Livin' on a Prayer - Magnificent

-Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream - Great

-Be Careful What You Fish For - Horrible

-Burning Down the Bayit - Awful

-Killer Queen - Perfect

-Forget-Me-Not - Legendary

-You Can't Do That On Television, Peter - Magnificent

-Mr. and Mrs. Stewie - Great

-Leggo My Meg-O - Legendary

-Tea Peter - Good

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2 - Magnificent

-Internal Affairs - Legendary

## Season 11 (Neutral) - 5.1

-Into Fat Air - Legendary

-Ratings Guy - Neutral

-The Old Man and the Big 'C' - Bad

-Yug Ylimaf - Magnificent

-Joe's Revenge - Legendary

-Lois Comes Out of Her Shell - Awful

-Friends Without Benefits - Awful

-Jesus, Mary & Joseph - Bad

-Space Cadet - Great

-Brian's Play - Good

-The Giggity Wife - Awful

-Valentine's Day in Quahog - Great

-Chris Cross - Bad

-Call Girl - Awful

-Turban Cowboy - Horrible

-12 and a Half Angry Men - Magnificent

-Bigfat - Good

-Total Recall - Neutral

-Save the Clam - Horrible

-Farmer Guy - Good

-Roads to Vegas - Magnificent

-No Country Club for Old Men - Horrible

## Season 12 (Poor) - 4.4

-Finders Keepers - Awful

-Vestigial Peter - Average

-Quagmire's Quagmire - Great

-A Fistful of Meg - Horrible

-Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee - Horrible

-Life of Brian - Bad

-In Harmony's Way - Average

-Christmas Guy - Bad

-Peter Problems - Horrible

-Grimm Job - Average

-Brian's a Bad Father - Notorious

-Mom's the Word - Horrible

-3 Acts of God - Magnificent

-Fresh Heir - Horrible

-Secondhand Spoke - Great

-Herpe, the Love Sore - Notorious

-The Most Interesting Man in the World - Good

-Baby Got Black - Neutral

-Meg Stinks! - Magnificent

-He's Bla-ack! - Legendary

-Chap Stewie - Average

## Season 13 (Poor) - 4.4

-The Simpsons Guy - Neutral

-The Book of Joe - Bad

-Baking Bad - Bad

-Brian the Closer - Average

-Turkey Guys - Great

-The 2000-Year-Old Virgin - Awful

-Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure - Great

-Our Idiot Brian - Magnificent

-This Little Piggy - Horrible

-Quagmire's Mom - Notorious

-Encyclopedia Griffin - Awful

-Stewie Is Enceinte - Good

-Dr. C & The Women - Horrible

-#JOLO - Great

-Once Bitten - Average

-Roased Guy - Horrible

-Fighting Irish - Good

-Take My Wife - Bad

## Season 14 (Poor) - 4.2

-Pilling Them Softly - Good

-Papa Has A Rollin' Son - Great

-Guy, Robot - Neutral

-Peternormal Activity - Good

-Peter, Chris, & Brian - Poor

-Peter's Sister - Bad

-Hot Pocket-Dial - Awful

-Brokeback Swanson - Average

-A Shot in the Dark - Horrible

-Candy Quahog Marshmallow! - Great

-The Peanut Butter Kid - Bad

-Scammed Yankees - Bad

-An App a Day - Poor

-Underage Peter - Awful

-A Lot Going On Upstairs - Magnificent

-The Heartbreak Dog - Awful

-Take a Letter - Awful

-The New Adventures of Old Tom - Good

-Run, Chris, Run - Awful

-Road to India - Notorious

## Season 15 (Neutral) - 4.7

-The Boys in the Band - Awful

-Bookie of the Year - Poor

-American Gigg-olo - Poor

-Inside Family Guy - Great

-Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date - Awful

-Hot Shots - Horrible

-High School English - Average

-Carter and Tricia - Neutral

-How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Great

-Passenger Fatty-Seven - Magnificent

-Gronkowsbees - Good

-Peter's Def Jam - Average

-The Finer Strings - Average

-The Dating Game - Awful

-Cop and a Half-Wit - Neutral

-Saturated Fat Guy - Great

-Peter's Lost Youth - Bad

-The Peter Principal - Good

-Dearly Deported - Awful

-A House Full of Peters - Notorious

## Season 16 (Average) - 5.9

-Emmy-Winning Episode - Good

-Foxx in the Men House - Awful

-Nanny Goats - Bad

-Follow the Money - Average

-Three Directors - Great

-The D in Apartment 23 - Magnificent

-Petey IV - Magnificent

-Crimes and Meg's Demeanor - Magnificent

-Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas - Good

-Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) - Neutral

-Dog Bites Bear - Awful

-Send in Stewie, Please - Great

-V is for Mystery - Great

-Veteran Guy - Great

-The Woof of Wall Street - Poor

-Family Guy Through the Years - Good

-Switch the Flip - Good

-HTTPete - Bad

-The Unkindest Cut - Poor

-Are You There God? It's Me, Peter - Awful

## Season 17 (Poor) - 4.0

-Married...With Cancer - Notorious

-Dead Dog Walking - Notorious

-Pal Stewie - Great

-Big Trouble in Little Quahog - Awful

-Regarding Carter - Awful

-Stand By Meg - Good

-Griffin Winter Games - Legendary

-Con Heiress - Notorious

-Pawtucket Pete - Bad

-Hefty Shades of Gray - Notorious

-Trump Guy - Notorious

-Bri, Robot - Poor

-Trans-Fat - Awful

-Family Guy Lite - Average

-No Giggity, No Doubt - Neutral

-You Can't Handle the Booth! - IGNORING

-Island Adventure - Magnificent

-Throw It Away - Great

-Girl, Internetted - Awful

-Adam West High - Great

## Season 18 (Poor) - 3.6

-Yacht Rocky - Notorious

-Bri-Da - Awful

-Absolutely Babulous - Notorious

-Disney's The Reboot - Neutral

-Cat Fight - Average

-Peter & Lois' Wedding - Notorious

-Heart Burn - Great

-Shanksgiving - Horrible

-Christmas is Coming - Average

-Connie's Celica - Awful

-Short Cuts - Horrible

-Undergrounded - Neutral

-Rich Old Stewie - Average

-The Movement - Neutral

-Baby Stewie - Good

-Start Me Up - Horrible

-Coma Guy - Awful

-Better Off Meg - Notorious

-Holly Bibble - Good

-Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song) - Great

## Season 19 (Poor) - 3.7

-Stewie's First Word - Poor

-The Talented Mr. Stewie -. Horrible

-Boys & Squirrels - Notorious

-Cutawayland - Notorious

-La Famiglia Guy - Neutral

-Meg's Wedding - Poor

-Wild Wild West - Notorious

-Pawtucket Pat - Awful

-The First No L - Awful

-Fecal Matters - Magnificent

-Boy's Best Friend - Average

-And Then There's Fraud - Notorious

-PeTerminator - Magnificent

-The Marrying Kind - Horrible

-Customer of the Week - Good

-Who's Brian Now? - Horrible

-Young Parent Trap - Horrible

-Meg Goes to College - Awful

-Family Cat - Great

-Tales of Former Sports Glory - Great

## Season 20 (Neutral) - 4.6

-LASIK Instinct - Awful

-Rock Hard - Good

-Must Love Dogs - Great

-80's Guy - Good

-Brief Encounter - Neutral

-Cootie & the Blowhard - Horrible

-Peterschmidt Manor - Neutral

-The Birthday Bootlegger - Bad

-The Fatman Always Rings Twice - Magnificent

-Christmas Crime - Bad

-Mister Act - Poor

-The Lois Quagmire - Good

-Lawyer Guy - Good

-HBO-No - Good

.Hard Boiled Meg - Notorious

-Prescription Heroine - Magnificent

-All About Alana - Awful

-Girlfriend, Eh? - Horrible

.First Blood - Awful

-The Jersey Bore - Bad