Season 1 Episode 7

***DISCLAMER!!!!:*** This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is part of the 7DSC challenge.

## S1:E7 I want to go back.

### Director

Mia Thompson

Now the story. It is mostly written from Skugge's point of view

As the speaker played the final countdown, We decided to make breakfast. Soggy/stale crusts and watered down lemonade were getting boring. We sat down by the speaker and waited for about and hour, but then Joshua said that there wasn't a challenge today. We felt really stupid after that, so we held and election on what to do. Alma said make puppets out of paper, but Madison and Arianna ATE all of the paper. Zane said have a dodgeball fight, and I considered it until he said that we would duct tape all of the balls to noodles and throw them. But then our savior, Danny, Dumped out his backpack. It made sense now why he only had two pairs of clothes. His backpack was full of pretty much every action figure ever. He all passed them out and said we should have a battle royale. That was the only idea we had, so we went for it. It was fun until Yaromir and his Chuck Norris figure got a dare to start rhyming and singing songs about him. Yaromir decided within two seconds that he must quote one of me and Zane's favorite songs, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. He proceeded to make everyone laugh by saying, "Angels sang out, in a immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones." Madison was rolling so fast on the floor that I'm pretty sure I felt heat coming off of her. We played after that for about 2 hours, William won in the royale, but just then, someone kicked down the door. It wasn't Manny, Skyler, or Timmy the pizza man. It was a Karen. She was demanding refunds for improper Kung Fu Teaching skills. The L.D. and J.S. were terrified, and multiple of them started screaming and crying. The counsel had to explain to her about 47 times that this wasn't a Kung Fu place. When she finally understood, she started blabbering about how she wanted to speak to our manager. We did not have the energy for this, so we started telling her to get out. Now she started saying she was going to call the police. Karen lady was talking "smack", and about how she was the cat and we were the mice. Yaromir was really annoyed, so he told Joshua to get him a broom. He held it in his hands, and the Karen lady started screaming. She ran out the door so fast, I think she forgot her purse. Arianna grabbed it and told the Karen she forgot it. The Karen thanked her and before she could get it, Arianna threw it at her. She started yelling at her, but Yaromir leaned really far with the broom, and she ran away. It was hilarious, and we got back to the mat. We just stood there, because there wasn't anything to do. The L.D. were still crying, so I ran over there, but not before Zane told me to sing them the Happy Song. I decided to do it, because I would never hear the end of it if I didn't. I suing it again, terrified multiple people again, and made people drop stuff again. I expected THAT to happen, but what I didn't was everyone chasing me and Zane. We ran for our lives, but then we found shelter in the chair fort. It was really dark, so we turned on the lights, but then we saw Riley two inches in front of our faces. Then we realized, she had been there for a week. We asked her what she was doing, and she was making improvements. She turned the light toward the back of the fort and it was MASSIVE. We left after that, and they didn't apologize, they tied me and Zane up to a punching bag. They actually held a TRIAL, and that took like an hour, but we eventually won with William as our lawyer. We got let free, but my feet were asleep so I kind of had to roll around for like 15 minutes before I could walk again. That was weird, especially since I almost rolled over Madison. We got the pizza, thanked Timmy, and passed the slices out. I actually sat down and watched SpongeBob with everyone for once. It was nice, but I realized it was going to be our last day. I didn't want to make anyone upset, so after SpongeBob ended, I went to bed. Was I ever going to see my friends again? When we woke, the weird bus picked us up. I tried to hold back the steamy tears that were rolling down my face, but it was no use. I waved goodbye to my friends, and walked into my house. Only Remy was there, as mom and dad were at work. I flopped on my bed sadly, but then my phone started buzzing. I picked it up, and it was from him. It was from SKYLER! We were going to be doing challenges! Here we go again.