Deadpool

Hey there, folks. The name's Deadpool! I'm a famous character from Marvel Comics known for my comedy, mainly breaking the fourth wall. In this series, I managed to keep my mercenary reputation intact, working for anyone who's willing to pay me.

## Background

Before Wade Winston Wilson (that's me) became the Merc With a Mouth, who was I? Actually, I don't really know for sure, but apparently my folks were still alive and left my childhood room just the way it was, though it was probably just my imagination.

Anyway, after getting kicked out of the Special Forces, I made my living as a badass mercenary. One time after a one-night-stand with a chick named Francie, I travelled to Asia and got hired by some guy called the Boss to break into a sumo ring to take out the Oyakata, but after three years on the job and being mentored by the guy, I just couldn't take him out.

Once I headed back to America, I fell in love with a real hottie named Vanessa, and we could've had a really great future together. But I had to leave her because after I failed to kill Blind Al, a lady who I've grown to like, I found out I had cancer, complete with 34, count 'em, thirty four tumors! They were literally everywhere!

I had just about given up on life until I was picked up by the Weapon X program, where I was subjected to experiments that gave me awesome regenerative powers. The only downside was my entire body was deformed beyond normal recognition. I escaped after beating lots of people up in an arena of sorts called the "deadpool", and that's how I got my name!

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

* Regenerative Healing Factor: I have an awesome healing factor given to me by the mutant Wolverine that allows him to regenerate faster than an ordinary human, like slashes, puncture wounds, bullets, and severe burns within moments. I cna even regrow missing limbs and organs and I even took several blades through my brain. Failing that, I can always reattach my limbs or head, but I gotta put it back in the right place. But since I still have cancer, my regeneration keeps healing it faster than it can kill me-- I guess you could say my cancer IS my healing factor! It also drove me batshit crazy!
	+ Foreign Chemical Resistance: my body is mostly immune to most drugs and toxins, but that doesn't stop me from taking a swig of alcohol and getting wasted or being knocked out by heavy tranquilizers.
	+ Disease Immunity: Though I still got cancer, my healing factor made me immune to most other diseases.
	+ Extended Longevity: Thanks to the experiments, my life's been extended for longer than I would've expected. Hell, I even got a steady relationship with death herself, with some Thanos-sized bumps along the way. In fact, I can't die.
	+ Telepathic Immunity: Since the cancer and healing factor affected my brain, I'm sorta immune to psychics such as Professor X and Emma Frost.
* Peak human Strength: I'm pretty wicked strong, but I got my limits; like, I can lift anything under 800 pounds.
* Superhuman Stamina: Basically, I can take lots of hits and keep on fighting for days before tiring out.
* Superhuman Agility: I'm so fast, flexible, and coordinated, I can make Olympians blush.

## Role in the series

I'm basically SAF's Deadpool, but a bit more tame.

Behind the scenes, I talked to X-OvrLuvr during production of Punch Time Exploders Meet The Princess and the Frog, and I gave him my contact info.

I made my official debut in Punch Time Exploders and the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, where in-universe, I was hired by Lord Rottenday to kill the Punch Time Exploders while Dennis deals with SpongeBob and Patrick. Suffice it to say, due to X-OvrLuvr's love of canon, it might not end well for me. But I'm more likely to survive than Dennis, so who cares?

I played a role as an ally in Punch Time Exploders Go to Atlantis: The Lost Empire. I was part of a crew that brought the Shepherd's Journal back, even though treasure hunting is BORING! Even when I was brought to find the city, I went against Rourke when I found out he was going to kill even when it wasn't necessary, and I teamed up with the heroes to stop him.

My first major role in a Chronicle was the Scroopfan apology episode The Anti-High Council Movement, where I was hired by the High Council (after a little convincing, of course) to rescue the PTE from the organization of the same name; no killing required or done. Bonus points for a minor appearance by Cable!

## Role Outside the series

Until I make my official debut, I've been looking into some impressive ventures.

### Masked Toon Singer

Since X-OvrLuvr and HeavyHitterConnor are the same person, I figured why not compete on the first season of his version of the Masked Toon Singer? it's not as impressive as the live-action masked Singer, but what the heck? I entered under the pretense that Professor X wanted to get rid of me by sending me there to scope out a criminal. Unfortunately, I only came in fourth place.

#### Songs

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#### Clues

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**Robot**: We both got knocked on our butts in the face-offs, and coincidentally, so did Rabbit.
**Dog**: And we narrowly made it past Round 2. It stinks that I lost Mermaid and Pharaoh so quickly, but like my other friends, I’ll remember them forever, and they’ll remember me.
**Robot**: That’s more than I could say for my friends. Whenever I’m around, they hardly take me seriously and think I’m annoying. Then again, my enemies feel the same way.
**Dog**: Beating the Robot is all that matters, just like all the other battles, except I’m in the spotlight.
**Robot**: That low-down mutt is wanted only alive, and this robot will force him out.
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**The Genius: Robot’s “Mad” Scientist**
**Genius**: You may call me the Genius. Now I’m not what you consider a “mad” scientist, but I do feel a sense of power within me every now and again. I dare even say, when I first saw the Robot, he seemed even more mad than I am. I try and I try to get him to come to his senses, but each time I get to thinking he can’t be tamed by anyone but himself. I’m sure that he’ll interrupt me if I said any more, so I’ll just stop here so you can enjoy the show.
**Robot**: Thanks, Doc. This final performance will show that I won’t be going anywhere any time soon.

 The "mad scientist" is actually Professor X, who tried to get me to join the X-Men.