The Alanastiums

The Alanastiums are the notorious main protagonists of BrainiacAdam's YouTube channel. They do many bad and sometimes dangerous things. They are one of the scariest groups the land of Vyond has ever faced. The group eventually broke up by order of US president Joe Biden just before the 2024 US Presidential Election.

MEMBERS

Alan Huntington (voice Lawrence) is the founder and leader of the Alanastiums. He is very rich and is Adam's fan made rival.

Wario (voice Wiseguy) is a greedy treasure hunter and Mario's evil cousin. He loves garlic and money.

Daegon (voice Tom) is Taven's younger and evil brother from Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. He murdered his parents in the game and sends war threats to other countries.

Quan Chi (voice Evil Genius) is a necromancer from the NetherRealm and a foe to most Mortal Kombat fighters.

Jessica (voice Samantha) is the leader of DUMP (Doom Upholding Mercenary Programme) and Jennifer Fields' rival from a parallel planet to JUMP. Like Jennifer, she holds the power of electricity similarly to Thor, the Norse god of thunder and the Greek god Zeus. Her series was launched on DeviantArt by DandyAndy1989.

The Mask (voice Scary Voice) is a green-faced animal with cartoon-like superpowers. He is played by Jim Carrey and was Adam's worst fear since childhood. The Mask wears a yellow fedora and a yellow suit and is in love with Jessica.

Constance Cauldron (voice Jill) is a woman who was the foster mother to a young girl a formerly homeless man gave to her. She kicked, hurt and sexually assaulted the girl before the girl was saved by the Adamantiums. She joined the Alanastiums as revenge for stealing the girl.

Boris Johnson (Charles) was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom until September of 2022 and is the leader of the conservative party. He often does weird but silly things, such as throwing a basketball into a hoop backwards, running away from answering a hard question, and zip lining while holding the UK flag in both hands.

James Brendon (voice Eric) is a sick and dirty man in glasses and a blue baseball cap who likes to kidnap young children.

Keke Blaire (voice Ashley (NeoSpeech)) is a naughty and ruthless teacher from the meme video Naughty High School Teacher Touches Student. She kidnapped Michael Dagger and managed to do sexual activities with him. The Adamantiums chased her and she got cornered by them.

Marcus Novikov (voice Alan) is a homophobic father who turned his son Gustav into a troublemaker for being LGBTQ+ and sending him to conversion therapy, ordering Emma and Ferdinand Develin to kidnap and blackmail him, and many more crimes.

Slappy the Dummy (voice ???), the main bad guy from R.L. Stine's Goosebumps.

Grimlord (voice ???), a creepy video game character and the main villain of the video game of the same name. He was eventually replaced.

The Demon Headmaster (voice ???), Grimlord''s replacement and the main villain of the British TV series of the same name.

What they did

Whole group

They gave Violy punishment day and locked her in an abandoned house

They turned Adam into a troublemaking sociopath and made him commit multiple crimes

Terrorized the Vyond High School

Tried to take Queen Elizabeth's royal status

They set many people's houses on fire whilst playing with banned fireworks

They gave Adam horrible presents on his 31st birthday

They kidnapped Godfrey and Megan and soaked them in gas chemicals and petrol, nearly killing them.

They made a hyper "Dead Meat" virus as a hoax

They stole a box of chocolates on Easter

They kidnapped Dylan and made him clean the ground, then partied with Wario sitting on Dylan while Daegon broke Dylan's glasses

Attempted to burn the League of Entitled Karens alive

Tied up Santa Claus then stole all the presents

They replaced Adam's birthday cake with an atomic bomb (and ate the real cake), causing Adam's workplace to blow up

Kidnapped and tortured 6 girls

Bought the police force and got Adam, the Adamantiums, Adam's family and his work colleagues arrested for no reason and tried to erase the land of Vyond from existence in the movie

Turned many people into the DISH Girls

They kidnapped and tortured and assaulted Alexis and Rebecca Zolt and tried to burn them to death

They teamed up with Jimmy Pack, attacked a shopping center, and tried to blast the THX and BND of Doom logos

They cried out puddle at the Frozen sing-along, scaring Olaf, as well as the Childish Dad and Childish Aunt

Erased the Adamantiums and sent to Vyondo City (a parallel to Vyond) using a portal gun they bought at the Chaos Coalition

Teamed up with Legion of Mullac and tried to blow up Vyond with an atomic bomb

They kidnapped and tortured Erin Mathers, nearly killing her

They teamed up with Legion of Superbike and caused a meteor shower

Alan Huntington

He shaved off all of his hair, imitating a cancer patient

He framed Adam over bullying

He created a second ice age

He tried to become leader of Vyond

He gave Violy punishment day and locked her in an abandoned house

He set 20 euros on fire in front of a homeless man

He used a wand to turn Adam into his evil variant, Atto

He made false mobile game adverts, and then scared Adam with a pop up of his friend, The Mask

He made a grounded video of Adam and refused to remove it from YouTube

He went to the Vyond High School disguised as Adam, later revealing himself and then torturing students

He tried to de-throne Queen Elizabeth

He purchased illegal fireworks for bonfire night and set a mass arson, causing many people to loose their homes, jobs, and lives

He gave Adam a photograph of Boris Johnson for his birthday

He pushed a newborn down a hill, scaring him

He shut off the power on Saint David's day

He kidnapped Dylan, turned him into a slave, and made him clean the floor

Turned his parents into so-called Stupid Purples

He replaced Adam's cake with a bomb, and ate the normal one, the workplace exploded later

He tried to ground John Rambo

He changed every person on the planet's voices to their names

He captured 3 girls and mailed them to Ukraine

He killed an entitled Karen

He littered on the street

Bailed Constance out of prison

He worked with Mullac to create a nuke called Project Doomsday and tried to use it to blow up Vyond

Wario

He took Violy to an abandoned house, farting in her face

He made a fake lockdown at Smash Bros Academy saying The Mask was trying to kill Adam for his next meal

He robbed a bank along with Adam as Atto threatening to kill the employees

He pulled a fire alarm

He dressed up as Princess Peach, got out of jail, and terrorized a classroom

He tooted on Chirsto and Josephine

He gave Adam animal poop for his birthday

He bought takeaway food while still grounded with Princess Shokora's credit card

He demolished a railroad crossing

He turned Rebecca Olhm into an award

He passed gas in the intercom at the mall

He broke into Riverdale High School farting and causing the students to fall backwards

He sang the GoCompare song by Wynne Evans, annoying lots and lots of people

He dated a rich woman, lied about being kidnapped, and tried to steal all of her money

He farted on the planet turning it into a gas giant

Daegon

He gave Violy a concussion in an abandoned house

He misbehaved at the Temple of the Elder Gods by complaining with gross talk and dancing nude onstage

He assaulted two elderly people and stole from them

He put a wasp's nest under Taven's bed, stinging him

He broke out of jail and dressed up as Taven

He attacked Mr. Bat's class

After trying to de-throne Queen Elizabeth, he threatens to kill her dog. ANIMAL CRUELTY IS NOT OK!!!

He forced Adam to make a grounded video of Taven and then tried to ground him for that

He gave Adam a wasp nest for his birthday

He created a pirated variant of Mario Party, stealing Taven's copy

He took Dylan to Alan's mansion

He kidnapped 3 girls assaulting them with a club

He illegally dumped garbage outside a castle and tried to blame it on Cherry Blossom

He shaved Taven's hair making him look like him

Quan Chi

He brought Violy to an abandoned house and scared her with zombies

He created a zombie apocalypse

He wrecked a car setting it on fire along with Adam as Atto

He misbehaved at the Queen concert by dropping a sandbag on Freddie Mercury

He dressed up as Freddy Mercury, breaking out of jail

He stopped Mr. Bat from leaving the room

He ordered zombies to attack Lucy Nickell and the fake clone of Caillou's dad

He gave Adam "The Joker" on DVD for his birthday

He swapped the Adamantiums' genders

He knocked out John Fernandez with a hammer and buried him alive

He stole apples from a private apple orchard and assaulted the guard when he threatened to phone the police

He summoned zombies to attack a Vyonder by the name of Cristian Sorin

He stuffed Raven Fernandez in a closet

He scared a horse by speeding and honking his car horn making the animal run away and the rider to go flying, almost to his death

Jessica

She gave Violy and electric shock by tasing her

She created a storm, causing a citywide blackout

She pretended to be a Karen so she could permanently end grounded videos

She pretended to be Jennifer and attacked Mr. Bat's class

She electrocuted Rebecca Olhm

She knocked out JoJuan Johnson and Conner the Sushi Packer

She gave Adam a disturbing and gory photograph from "Jim will paint it" for his birthday

She prank called the cops to get Adam swatted and videotaped it and uploaded it to YouTube

She almost made Thomas the Tank Engine crash by detonating the railroad bridge and knocking out the driver with a tranquilizer dart

She made a fairground ride go too fast

The Mask

He blasted loud noises at Violy from a speaker to scare her

He cyberbullied Adam by judging him by his weight and showing him a photo of Jabba the Hutt

He shouts "F\*\*k her right in the p\*\*\*y" with Adam as Atto in the news report

He sexually harrasses a girl and then tries to rape her

He dresses up as Rita Repulsa, breaking out of jail

He tries to torture Raven

He trespassed onto Buckingham Palace and threw the guards out by spinning around them

He tried to mask Adam's favorite work colleague

He made Tina Carlyle drink toilet water

He gave Adam a copy of his movie and the Mask of Loki for his birthday

He spreads masks out of Loki and turns multiple people into masked variants of themselves

He hacked the movies, making it play his movie instead of the movie it was supposed to show

He kidnapped a young girl named Miley and masked her

He tricked Jughead Jones into eating wasabi

He kidnapped a trio of girls and jumpscared them

He made RetroMiller1997 drink lexative pills on his birthday as well as the Bear from Barney's Campfire

He tried to mask a man and his wife while they were sleeping

He jumpscared Caillou whilst he was asleep

Hesent 3 girls to a jumpscare room, scaring them a lot

He kidnapped a young autistic boy and masked him

He hacked into an airport control tower, almost making a plane crash. He also painted a flusher on the wall and flushed the controller down it

He entered Adam's dreams to scare him

He masked the dog Milo and made him scare random people

Constance

She abused Megan by giving her swirlies and making her sleep in a broken bed

She kidnapped and imprisoned some people

She called two girls ethnic slurs, bagged one up, gave a swirly to one and threatened to murder them

Boris Johnson

He made a fake pandemic

He threw a temper tantrum in a school classroom

He tried to get Jeremy Corbyn to join his party, the Conservatives

He kidnapped 3 girls and blasted really loud music to hurt their ear drums

He ordered 3 girls to walk on sharp nails barefoot

He bailed his friends out of jail

He threw a party while everyone was in lockdown

Mr. Brendon

He tried to rape young boy

He made a grounded video out of Jack McGrath

He kidnapped a teenage girl and tried to gang rape her

He sexually harassed a stranger, trying to rape her

He bagged up a girl and made a bear attack

He started a forest fire with an evil variant of Caillou's dad

He turned 2 girls into demonic variants of themselves

He videotaped his private areas on livestream and changed his voice to sound different

Miss Keke

She touched a kid named Billy

She captured Michael Dagger trying to rape him

She turned Cecilia Yang into a demonic variant of herself

She attempted to kidnap Childish Dad's kids

She tried to sexually assault someone on the bus

Marcus Novikov

He took his son to conversion therapy

He gave his son punishment day

He manipulated his wife to be as abusive as him

He broke out of jail

He tried to murder his son

He accused someone of stealing his name

He acted like Childish Dad during pride

Slappy The Dummy

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Grimlord

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Demon Headmaster

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