Minor characters

Minor characters from the ***The Amazing Asperchu***.

## Aspercream

Aspercream

**Aspercream** is an accidental Asperchu clone created when a woman fell in the tank that was supposed to create Noir Chu.

## Beel

### Status

Alive

**Beel** is a demon worshipped by Ian Brandon Anderson. Ian makes his special Fanta brew with his and Asperchu's semen, and then summons Beel to make himself pregnant with Sonichu, which also makes Asperchu pregnant with Asperia.

## Benny Chu

### Status

Alive

**Benny Chu** is a Christian Chu who works with John.

## Blazebob Sonichu

### Affiliation

4-Cent\_Garbage Center

**Blazebob Sonichu** is a member of the 4-Cent\_Garbage Center building. He appears as Sonichu begins to climb the building, and Jason asks him to round the civilians. Later, he appears in the jury for Asperchu's trial.

## Calvin

### Status

Alive

**Calvin** is a patron at The Brass Dragon. He is very skilled at games, defeating Asperchu at a card game and ranking third at the Guitar Hero championship.

## Crackder

### Relations

- Ian Brandon Anderson (creator)

**Crackder** is one of Ian's attempts at making sentient war machines. However, it is slow-in-the-mind, rambles off random-access humor and is against war. Asperchu hates him because he's a slow-in-the-mind.

He can transform into a jet plane, and is used by Asperchu and Jivin in order to go to Molvania. Under the influence of the MIPS, Wesli Chu finds him and asks to be brought back to CWCville, to which Crackder happily obliges.

## Cthulhu Chu

### Relations

- Sinestro (creator)

**Cthulhu Chu** is the 19th Asperchu Clone created by Sinestro for the purposes of gathering the seven Chaos Pickles. He was made in the monster line started after Noir Chu and was based on the fictional monster Cthulhu. Much like many of his predecessors however, he was a failure and never was able to do so. Because of this he was stored away in his growing tube at Forte Grosse.

In Issue 4, however, he was released by Metal Asperchu, for the purposes of discovering the truth behind Directive 4. In Issue 5, he becomes the fifth clone to explode after he tries to access the fourth directive, resulting in the "fatal error" which killed him.

## Darkbind Sonichu

### Affiliation

MIPS

**Darkbind Sonichu** is a mysterious Chu who appears on Issue #6. He escorts Wesli Chu to meet with the MIPS.

It is rumored that he comes from an alternate dimension.

## Denubius King

### Status

Alive

**Denubius King** is the antagonist of the Jivin Sub-Episode. He kidnaps Dick Pickles in order to trade him for the Pickles family's Chaos Pickle.

## Dixie Chu

### Relations

- Jonas Chu (sweetheart)

**Dixie Chu** is Jonas Chu's heartsweet. Asperchu tries to win her heart, but she remains faithful to her sweetheart, even when Jivin tries to seduce her.

Dino Dash kidnaps her, and even though Asperchu and Sonichu try to save her, they are defeated by Dino, who takes her to Sinestro.

## Flame the Sunbird

### Special powers

Has some Pokémon powers despite not being one

### Status

Unknown

**Flame the Sunbird** used to own the Chaos Pickles of Patience, but he is attacked by Metal Asperchu, who steals it. He likes to read Steinback's Of Mice and Men.

## Ivy

### Relations

- Megan (friend)

**Ivy** is one of Ian Brandon Anderson's gal-pals in the past. After Ian defeats his past self with a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, he attempts to have hanky-panky with them, but is tased by Megan.

## Jiggliami

### Relations

- Wesli Chu

**Jiggliami** is a pink Jigglypuff humanoid who broke Sonichu's heart in the past and is now part of Wesli's harem. She is killed when Sonichu punches through her head.

## Jimarcus Chu

### Relations

- Sitting Chu (boss)

**Jimarcus Chu** is a friend of Mitch Chu's. He was a veteran of the Jamaican war, and currently works at the Albville Soup hotel (they only need one) to help CWCville refugees. He's accepting of Noir Chu and helps him adjust, though he, too, is not thrilled by Asperchu's self-centeredness.

## Jonas Chu

### Relations

- Peter Chu (friend)
- Dixie Chu (sweetheart)

**Jonas Chu** is a troll who defeated Asperchu at Guitar Hero before the contest at the Brass Dragon. Of course, he only won by cheating, since Asperchu had only played on Normal mode before. Dino Dash kidnaps and replaces him at the actual contest. He manages to escape one week later by chewing his handcuffs.

He sees Max, Jivin, and Ian running into a castle and follows them, where he is reunited with his sweetheart.

## Megagi Chu

### Relations

- Wesli Chu (lover)

**Megagi Chu** is a purple lesbian skunk who broke Sonichu's heart in the past and has orgies with Saramah Chu, Jiggliami, and despite being lesbian, even Wesli. She is killed with Saramah Chu's torn off arms, taunting Sonichu to the end.

## Megan

### Relations

- Ivy (friend)

**Megan** is one of Ian Brandon Anderson's gal-pals in the past. After Ian defeats his past self with a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, he attempts to have hanky-panky with her and Ivy, but is tased by Megan.

Later, it's revealed that Megan is an avatar of the Chaos Pickles.

## Naitsirhc

### Relations

- Giovanni (father)

**Nairsirhc Giovanni** has a brief cameo in the 4-Cent\_Garbage Center that Argentum recreates. He is seen alongside Mary Lee Walsh. He attempts to get Sonichu to calm down, but ends up getting his neck snapped by the hedgehog.

## Peter Chu

### Relations

- Jonas Chu (friend)

**Peter Chu** is Jonas Chu's friend. However, he failed to realize that Jonas had been missing for an entire week.

## Ivo Robotnik

### Affiliation

McDonald's

**Dr. Ivo Robotnik**, the once-feared nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog, has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a McDonald's. After Bionic is crippled he tries to get a job at McDonald's but is denied by Robotnik. When Asperchu attempts to seriously pay for a $31 meal with food stamps worth $10, he promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant. He is later killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic.

## Sammy

### Status

Alive

**Sammy** is a mentally retarded child who likes to cosplay as The Mayor. Likes to make random-access humor jokes. According to the Asperchuniversal laws of thermodynamics, Sammy cannot die.

Metal Asperchu obliterates him and everything around him after getting the fifth Chaos Pickle. He later returns, alive and well, as a cushion for Asperchu's fall.

## Saramah Chu

### Relations

- Wesli Chu (lover)

**Saramah Chu** is a yellow Rosechu who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. Her arms are ripped off, the trauma killing her. However, after the destruction of Metal Asperchu, her Chaos Pickle, Temperance, returned to her and revived and restored her.

## ScotPalazzo

### Affiliation

4-Cent\_Garbage Center

**ScotPalazzo** is a manager at one of the stores in the 4-Cent\_Garbage Center. He is sent to check on Giovanni and sees that he has died. He dies during the building's destruction.

## Sitting Chu

### Affiliation

ALBville soup hotel

**Sitting Chu** is a Native American Chu and the head of ALBville's only Soup Hotel. He welcomes those who need refuge with open arms, but he isn't beyond kicking people out, as he did with Asperchu. He is first seen on Issue #0A looking incredulously at Asperchu's YouTube video about GodJesus and W. E. B. Dubois.

## Whispy Sonichu

### Relations

- Punchy Sonichu (cousin)

**Whispy Sonichu** is Punchy's slow-in-the-mind cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being Oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.

## Yawning Squirtle

### Affiliation

CPFL

**Yawning Squirtle** is a citizen of CWCville. He first appears as Max discovers the dead body of Plautistic, smoking his leaves. It's revealed that Squirtle was Tito's opponent in the CWCville election and now works as a attorney. He is Asperchu's lawyer during his trial.

He also appears in Sean August Watley's spin-off comic Moon-Pals.