April 10th

#### **Summary**

After claiming the Trigger Meme Havoc channel for himself, Shadow the Hedgehog ultimately attracts numerous challengers that wish to be the ruler instead. It ultimately comes down to a battle between an edgy hedgehog, an edgier psychopath, a buff vampire with a stand, an all-life killing Operating System, a sentient century-old doll, and some other buff dude in a hat with a different stand. There's also special appearances made by a gamer girl, an average male teen normie, and a dude trying too hard to be a cheap Grim Reaper knock-off.

#### **Plot**

Shadow the Hedgehog comes in with a flag, pinning it in a hill to claim the Trigger Meme Havoc channel as his. However, his claiming of the channel is suddenly challenged by Dio Brando. Out of the blue, the flag burns up as Dels enters, questioning who they are. Shadow introduces himself as the Ultimate Lifeform and soon ruler of Trigger Meme Havoc. Dio disputes this, saying he will rule it instead and summons his stand, Za Warudo. Dels yawns at the "world domination" talk and says if anybody is going to rule the channel, it'll be his employer. Dio claims he'll rule it in the employer's absence which gets Shadow to question him as a ruler, claiming Dio to be edgier than he is. Dels laughs uproariously at Shadow calling himself edgy. Amused, Dio asks if they'd like to see him when he is "edgy". Despite Shadow calling it a waste of his time, Dio takes the initiative to inject himself with a syringe labeled "Joestar Blood" and amps up into a newer, more powerful form. Failing to stifle a laugh, Dels compares his new look to that of a clown. Dio begins scratching and clawing himself, specifically at his chest and head, causing himself to bleed, exclaiming he's "feeling the greatest high ever".

In the background, a tied up Hajime Hinata whines, asking if he can leave. He's ignored by the other three as Shadow uses a Chaos Emerald to summon 50 Swiss rolls. Meanwhile, Dels questions Dio's head bleeding from him clawing himself. Brando responds that he's just enjoying his newly gained power, resulting in an unimpressed Dels remarking that he's seen skeletons more fucked up than that. Shadow folds his arms, calling Dio a psychopath to which Dels agrees, calling Dio a bigger one than himself, the Ultimate Psychopath. In the background without anybody else noticing is Chiaki Nanami as she drags Hajime out of there.

Dio muses aloud over getting Dels and Shadow's blood, too. The thought is shrugged off by Dels, who then summons Star Dream and wishes Dio good luck. Shadow comments on the grim outlook of the situation, which is followed up by Dio shouting at him to give him his blood. Star Dream intervenes and is then introduced by Dels, stating the former to be an OS out to destroy all living things in the universe, including Shadow and Dio. In response, Shadow creates a barrier around himself and Dio uses Za Warudo to stop time. With this advantage, they both pass through Shadow's barrier to punch him in the stomach. Time resumes afterwards, shattering the barrier and delivering the impact of the punches to Shadow's gut. Midway through flying back from the recoil, Shadow stops himself with a Chaos Emerald and comes to a kneel on the ground, saying he won't be defeated so easily. Dels questions if that'll truly be the case as Dio shouts that he'll destroy the hedgehog.

Unexpectedly, Shinku intervenes, doubting Dio will accomplish that. He mocks her, humored by the thought that a "little girl" thinks she can defeat him. Shadow comments that she resembles Maria Robotnik, asking if she's some kind of clone. Shinku denies knowing a Maria and shows slight irritation at being called a little girl. Dio teases her, resorting to the little girl insult once more. Nerved, Shinku requests them to stop and says that she's likely older than Dio's great grandmother. Following up Dio's asking of her age, Shadow snidely comments that she's likely a fourteen year old that's acting big and bad. The doll replies with "Centuries" and Dio snickers that he's older than a century. Shinku repeats that she said centuries, as in more than one, scoffing at how humans jump to conclusions. Dio roars, asking her if she really thinks he'll be a mere human. Shadow jumps in, pointing out that he's indeed not a human. Considering that to be obvious, Shinku assumes aloud that Shadow's kind doesn't wear clothes. He retorts that he's a hedgehog and doubts that she's ever seen one, explaining that it's what they look like. The doll responds that she's been told that hedgehogs are smaller. Dio takes this opportunity to have Za Warudo freeze time again and goes after Shinku, pummeling her. She doesn't perish once time resumes, much to Dio's surprise. She explains that she has no heartbeat and can only be killed by certain things. Yelling that's impossible, Dio taunts Shinku to give him everything she's got. Complying, she flies up to him and starts attacking with magic. She also uses it to block Za Warudo's barrage of punches as Dio repeatedly screeches "MUDA MUDA!". His assault goes further as Za Warudo stops time again, allowing Brando to land his "ROAD ROLLER DA!" attack upon Shinku.

Immediately following it up, he and his stand relentlessly strike the road roller further onto the doll. However, she remained standing under it, unscathed with some thanks to Star Platinum punching the road roller in the opposite direction. Recognizing the stand and who it belongs to, Dio screams out at Jotaro Kujo, questioning why he's protecting Shinku. Appearing before him, Jotaro comments his annoyance with Dio still living. The ripped vampire remarks that he'll remain alive as long as the Joestar bloodline exists. Hands in his pocket, Jotaro approached Dio as Shinku took a seat on the ground, pouring herself a drink, calling the situation pathetic. Dio threatens to destroy Jotaro which gets Shinku to suggest them talking it out instead like "decent specimens".

Time is frozen an additional time, leading to Dio flying into the air and coming down with another road roller ten seconds later. Again, it is countered by Star Platinum as Jotaro asks Dio if he really thought it would work again. Simultaneously, Star Platinum and Za Warudo deliver barrages of punches to the road roller as "ORA ORA" and "MUDA MUDA" are shouted at the same time, respectively. As the road roller approached closer, Jotaro decided to pull out a move that would even befuddle Dio - The World. With time frozen again, this time thanks to Star Platinum, Jotaro stands behind Dio and points at him, exclaiming he'll finish him in less than a second. Once time had resumed, Dio announced the attack to be useless as it only returned him to his normal form. Somewhere nearby, a mysterious figure in a black hood and cloak had then appeared and found their way over to where the fighting was.