The Damongus Dogs

The Damongus Dogs are legendary creatures who are part of the greater Gang Shloink lore. The legend of the Damongus Dogs was first brought into existence by Lil Bruh and iCue's adventures in Dubai. The Damongus Dogs were first discovered in the early morning of the 21st of May 2021. The Damongus Dogs have the unique characteristics of being seemingly very sussy, which was later confirmed in further studies by a high ranking professor.

**Analysis of Damongus Dogs Sussyness:**

This segment was kindly brought to us by Dr. Amon Gus (PhD Sussology, PhD Ejectology).

As seen in the video to the right, Lil Bruh is interacting with one of the Damongus Dogs. This video footage is the only footage known to man of the legendary creatures known as Damongus Dogs. As seen in the video, both Damongus Dogs appear to be confused as to why they are being recorded which is my first suspicion of their immense sussyness. They obviously want to keep a low profile which would mean away from the prying eyes of the public which would imply they are doing sussy things. If the video is analysed closely, the Damongus Dog walks towards the cameraman and as soon as it reaches him/her, the video ends. To the untrained eye this would seem like a coincidence but the first rule of sussy analysis is "Man this aint a coinkydink man". Through my knowledge and expertise I can only conclude that this Damongus Dog is walking towards the cameraman with malicious intent, either to clear himself of suspicion saying "I was with the cameraman the whole time" or even to kill him in cold blood. In order to further prove my point I have done a further analysis on the correlation with the Damongus Dogs and my suspicions which should not be overlooked. The Damongus Dogs seem like regular dogs. Dogs bark when they are confused, angry, or scared. Bark is the name of Gang Shloink affiliate Lil Bark. Lil Bark has made multiple songs with iCue. iCue says the line "Saw in your mouth. Just jokes I'm a Joker". One of the Joker's main characteristics is laughing. The onomatopoeia of laughter is written as HA HA HA. Ha backwards is Ah. DaBaby Ah. The origin of Damongus comes from DaBaby. Hence the dogs in the video are the legendary Damongus Dogs confirmed. - Sincerely Dr. Amon Gus of Worcestershire

**Dognoleg:**

Unlike the confirmed existence of the Damongus Dogs, Dognoleg is the leader of the Damongus Dogs and is yet to be seen in footage although iCue claims to have seen it on the 23rd of November 2021. Very little is known about the mystical leader of the Damongus Dogs except for the fact that it is said to be a black dog with 3 legs. The legend also suggests that His Dogness Dognoleg has a successor to the throne of the Damongus Dogs, namely Dognoleg II. In contrast with Dognoleg I, there is footage to suggest the confirmed existence of Dognoleg the second. The image below shows Dognoleg in his ultimate sussy form with a prosthetic leg as, just like Dognoleg I, Dognoleg II only has 3 legs.

Due to the low quality of the image, it is difficult to make out Dognoleg II's prosthetic leg but it is visible adjacent to its front left leg. The image shows Dognoleg II at its sussiest as it is peeing on a tree which is deemed as sus by experts. The confirmed existence of Dognoleg II sheds new light and hope reemerges of one day capturing proof of Dognoleg I, leader of the Damongus Dogs.