Bold and Brash/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 11 episode Bold and Brash.

## Part 1: Face Painting

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Bold and Brash!
* *[it starts with Indigo face painting some customers. "The Rake Hornpipe" plays]*
* LILA: Uh, can I get a face painting of background My Little Pony character Flitter?
* INDIGO: Sorry, I don't think I have the right colors to paint that.
* LILA: Are you sure? Could you check the back?
* INDIGO: Why don't you--
* MR. PLUM: Indigo! *[shows a sign saying "The customer is always right"]*
* INDIGO: Oh, right. I'll go check the back.
* *[in the back...]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Indigo, what are you doing in the back?
* INDIGO: A customer asked me to check the back for a paint color. I'm looking for a blueish lavender color.
* *[2 minutes later...]*
* INDIGO: I have it.
* LILA: You sure that's the right color?
* INDIGO: I'll go hop on the computer and see.
* *[2 more minutes later...]*
* INDIGO: Yes, that's the right color. Want me to go ahead and do the painting?
* LILA: Yes, let's get on with it.
* *[Indigo painted Lila's face. After it's done...]*
* INDIGO: And, done. *[hands Lila the mirror]*
* LILA: I look like... Cloudchaser?! I said Flitter! What's the meaning of this?
* INDIGO: What? You ordered a face painting of a background pony.
* LILA: I specifically said Flitter, not Cloudchaser.
* INDIGO: Look, I'll fix it for free, on me.
* LILA: No, no! Don't mess my order up ever again!
* *[Plants vs. Zombies Ultimate Battle theme plays]*
* MR. PLUM: Psst. Indigo. *[shows a sign saying "Treat all customers fair so they can be more likely to come back"]*
* LILA: Okay, I'm not gonna leave until I get a refund on my face painting.
* MR. PLUM: No refunds! No refunds!
* LILA: Then listen here. I'm gonna keep on following you until I get my refund.
* INDIGO: All right then, I'll just tell your parents you've been misbehaving.
* MR. PLUM: Indigo! *[shows a sign saying "Indigo cannot tell on any paying customer's parents"]*
* INDIGO: How long has that one been up there for? Okay, you go wait out there. But what says I'm not gonna sneak out the back?
* MR. PLUM: Indigo! *[shows a sign saying "The paints here are absolutely horrid quality"]*
* INDIGO: "The paints here are absolutely horrid quality"?
* LILA: What?!
* MR. PLUM: I didn't put that here!
* PETER: Want one? I've been printing signs for this service all day. I pasted around 100 of them around Pinkville saying the craziest things.
* MR. PLUM: That was you? Give me those! Go home, Peter!
* PETER: Aw, okay. Don't tell anyone else about this. I don't want anyone finding out.
* *[it shows an angry mob outside]*
* MR. PLUM: An angry mob? What did you write on those posters?
* PETER: You don't wanna know.
* *[cuts to Aqua the merminnie singing "Under the Sea" at her aquarium in an attempt to censor the angry mob scene]*
* AQUA: ♪Under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better down where it's wetter under the--♪
* *[scene gets interrupted by the Dr. Goo cheat menu. Cheat code "6444" is entered to turn the day into night]*

## Part 2: Later that night

* INDIGO: Whew, what a shift. I don't see that girl waiting for me out here. She must've gave up. Huh?
* *[shows Lila shining a flashlight. Indigo runs back home]*
* INDIGO: Wow, what a stalker.
* *[Lila enters in through a window]*
* INDIGO: I'll watch a little TV. *[turns on the TV to a face painting art tutorial]*
* *[Lila replaces Indigo's grapes with a pack of Sour Punch arctic straws while Indigo wasn't looking]*
* INDIGO: Huh? How did a pack of Sour Punch straws get in here? I don't recall ever buying these.
* *[cheat code "0437" is entered to hack into the cable service]*
* INDIGO: Holy--
* *[the TV now shows the clip from Hurricane Fluttershy on the TV with Cloudchaser and Flitter both talking about various machines]*
* INDIGO: How'd that show up here? Maybe the cable service is out. I gotta call them sometime. I'll just find something else to do.

## Part 3: Bold and Brash

* *[Indigo was painting her own take on Squidward's Bold and Brash painting]*
* INDIGO: Perfection. I've been wanting to paint something this good all my life. I'll call it "Indigo's Take on Bold and Brash". I'll show Mr. Plum it so he can help get it in a museum.
* *[as they were out at the moment Indigo called him on a telephone]*
* INDIGO: Hello Pinkville Museum, yeah it's Indigo, your niece, you need to get back here as soon as you can because I just painted an art piece that's needed in the museum. It'll attract a lot of guests and even 1033Forest himself and his OCs. They'll practically be pouring in and spending their money.
* *[while Indigo was on the phone, Lila swipes the painting and replaces it with a single teal Sour Punch straw]*

## Part 4: Is it still Bold and Brash?

*[Mr. and Mrs. Plum arrived back home]*

* INDIGO: Thank you for coming down here.
* MR. PLUM: It must be really good if you called us back here this late at night.
* INDIGO: Oh, it's incredible! You gotta check it out! Here it is! My take on Bold and... Sour Punch straw.
* MR. PLUM: A watermelon-honeydew Sour Punch straw to be exact. This is what you called me down here for?
* INDIGO: No, I swear, there used to be a canvas painting. I don't know what happened to it.
* MR. PLUM: A Sour Punch straw! A Sour Punch straw! Now that I think about it... this would go great in the national Sour Punch museum.
* INDIGO: Wait, I don't wanna be known as a Sour Punch straw artist.
* MR. PLUM: Thank you, Sour Punch woman.
* INDIGO: No, wait! Come back! Come back! It was right here! *[a paper ball gets thrown at her]* What's this? Who threw that?

## Part 5: The return of Pinkalicious and Peter

* PINKALICIOUS: *[outside the house]* So, the Plums never leave their windows open?
* INDIGO: "Where's my refund on my face painting?" It's her. It's gotta be her!
* PINKALICIOUS: I'm telling you, Peter, she's not answering the door. She's in trouble.
* PETER: Indigo, Indigo!
* PINKALICIOUS: Come on, let's find her! You hear that, Peter? It's Indigo. It's coming from right here. Indigo's right through here. You hear it? Let's check up on her. Hmm, I heard her but I don't see her.
* PETER: Indigo, Indigo, where are you? And why are you here, Lila?
* LILA: Pinkalicious, I'm glad you came. I know Indigo gave me the wrong face painting. I asked for a painting of Flitter and you're the one who helped find the right colored face paint for it.
* PINKALICIOUS: Okay, first, where's Indigo? I heard her but she's not in here.
* LILA: Oh, you mean this? *[makes noises with the toilet plunger, then locks Pinkalicious up]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Hey, let me go!
* LILA: Look what I got here. Wildberry shake syrup.
* PETER: Well, well, I didn't have anything to do with this. I was only printing signs for the people of Pinkville to see. I mean I don't even like that particular shade of purple.
* LILA: Go home.
* PETER: Oh, just like that, I can go home? Bye, Pinkalicious. See you later.
* INDIGO: Where are you? I know you're in here? It was only 2 bucks! Why are you so obsessed with a refund? I'll make it up to you! Just give me back my painting! Huh?
* *[Indigo sees Pinkalicious locked in one of her closets in her house]*
* INDIGO: Pinkalicious? And is that wildberry shake drizzle from Papa's Donuteria I smell?
* LILA: Yeah, it's a shame, isn't it?
* INDIGO: Where's my painting?
* LILA: You mean Belongs in the Trash?
* *[a Windows desktop is shown with various game icons like the three Dr. Goo games, various PopCap games, and various StepMania and ITG builds. Indigo's painting is represented by one of the icons and it almost gets dragged into the recycle bin but it doesn't]*
* INDIGO: No, no, no! Whew.
* *[the painting slowly gets dragged into the recycle bin again]*
* INDIGO: No... stop it, cut it out, put it back... no, no no no...
* *[the painting is put in the recycle bin. The recycle bin is right clicked and "Empty Recycle Bin" is selected]*
* INDIGO: NO! PUT IT BACK! NO! YOU CAN'T DELETE MY PAINTING! NO! NO!
* *["Yes" button is selected on the confirmation dialog asking if the file is to be permanently deleted. The Recycle Bin icon is now empty]*
* INDIGO: Listen, I'll give you your refund, I'll even let you cover me in wildberry shake syrup, I'll never make another mistake again! Just give me my painting back!
* *[cheat code "1111" is entered to return everything back to normal. It turns out the entire episode was all a dream]*

## Part 6: The real Bold and Brash

* INDIGO: *[finishes painting]* Perfection. Now I can get this hung up at the museum.
* *[the episode ends with Indigo's painting being hung up at the museum of Pinkville]*