Minor Characters

There are many minor NPCs in Guildlings, many of whom are important to sidequests. They are listed by location, and in general chronological order (though as many NPCs can be met in different orders depending on where each player goes first).

## Compass Island

### Fakey

Fakey is one of Syb's many Startups, and her most realistic. She is modelled after Syb physically, with her hair more blonde and her clothes purple hues of Syb's grey clothes. She also has grey skin, and has blue stars on her shoes rather than Syb's red ones.

Unlike many of Syb's Startups, Fakey is generally jovial about being alive (compared to, for example, Fridge, who complains when it is brought to life), though she will occasionally go into dramatic monologues about wanting to escape or being alive. She usually finishes with "haha, jk," to which Syb responds "Classic Fakey."

## Slugwood Shores

### Goblin Firepit

The Goblin Firepit is a trio of goblins sitting at a firepit, who are necessary to Open the Grate. If Syb talks to them while feeling any mood but 😌Calm😌, they will tell Syb to go calm down (added onto the Open the Grate mission as "Calm Syb down and return to goblins"), which is done with the help of Spridessa. After Syb calms down, the goblin named "Elder" will give Syb one of three keys necessarily to open the grate.

One of the goblins looks like a baby and doesn't speak, simply makes a sandcastle and flails. It has light green skin, visible canines, white horns, and a red-and-white striped shirt. Elder has green skin, sandy brown hair, sunglasses, a pair of shorts reminiscent of lifeguard shorts, white horns, visible canines, and visible light brown hair over their arms, chest, and legs. The last goblin, named "Talkster," has periwinkle skin, short cropped dark purple hair, upward facing canines, a dark purple shirt, orange swim trunks, and blue flip-flops. Talkster does, unsurprisingly, most of the talking, with Elder mostly grunting or saying one-or-two word sentences.

For the sidequest Reunite Haas and Syb, Haas is hanging out at the Goblin Pit following the events at the Heroes Temple; incidentally, if you ask Spegman if he knows where Haas went, he mentions that the goblins at the Goblin Pit are Spegman's parents.

### Bargainer

Bargainer is a goblin who stands next to the grate, with a makeshift table (made with a plank of wood and some blue oil drums) selling wares. He initially sells the box that Spridessa is found in for 10g; his future wares allow you to skip parts of quests.

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Bargainer prizes money above all else; when you open the box, find Spridessa, and then talk to him, he mentions (as an aside) that he's shocked it wasn't filled with sand and that he's super happy for you (disingenuously). He has blue-green skin, horns, scraggly dark blue hair, and wears a grey hat, dark grey shirt, and black shorts. He has a perpetually bored expression.

### Wonderer/Aska

Wonderer is a goblin found near the (former) goblin camp, though it requires Chazazz to Wall Dash up to her in order to talk to her, after which she tells you her name. Aska has a key, needed for the Open the Grate quest, which she'll give nonetheless but will give sooner if you choose curious responses (though certain responses will also prompt Aska to throw the key into the hole).

If you talk to her more, she provides insight into what she saw when the goblin camp rose into the sky, the pink goo at the edges of the crater, the various enemies (i.e. Crabbages) and what their story is. If you ask Aska about herself, she says she's looking for a "kindred spirit," starting the Aska Friend sidequest.

Aska has light green skin with horns that poke through her hat. She wears completely opaque black sunglasses, a stereotypical tan Safari outfit with a matching hat/big sun hat.

## Port Chumpus

### Sam

Sam is initially found inside the Soda Ferry, and is part of a number of sidequests. According to Chaz, Sam used to follow them (presumably Coda/Chazazz/Gwynn/Palance/Prisma) around, and he finds her annoying for talking so much (a little ironic given how the other characters note how chatty he is). Sam similarly doesn't seem to like Chaz as much, but it's not as active a dislike. Sam admires both Gwynn and Palance, with Sam possibly having a crush on the latter. Prisma thinks of Sam fondly, but Sam mostly doesn't pay attention to her, only saying hi after Prisma mentions she's there in the BoardCorps headquarters.

Sam is a centrepiece of the The Search for Sam. She can also help with quest Find the Twins, at the cost of Chaz's mood.

Sam has light brown/orange hair, pale skin, and wears a varsity jacket in gold and purple, black shorts, red flip flops, and red glasses.

### Mailman Willis

Mailman Willis is found at the leftmost part of the upper dock, or going on the stairs following the loop that passes the various docks. Talking to Mailman Willis starts the Missing Mail sidequest. Notably, Chazazz also seems to have a crush on Mailman Willis, finding him cute.

Mailman Willis has darker brown skin, curly dark brown hair, some stubble, and looks to be wearing a typical USPS mailman's outfit, with a matching messenger bag.