Delta (Agent)/quotes

## Interesting First Day

* “I can’t wait to start! But what? I could try Turf War, they seem easy but I should buy a weapon first, or I could go work for Grizzco! Or, or…"
* "Is that guy in the sewers...?"
* "Little Buddy no!"
* "What have I gotten myself into..."

## Uncovering The Undercover

* "How strange. I should check out what they're doing."
* "Yeah, sorry about that…"
* "Anyway… I wanted to ask what you were doing during the battle.”
* "UEC? What's that?"
* “That’s so cool! I’m Delta, by the way.”
* “So… You wouldn’t mind if I joined you, would you?”
* "It's showtime!"

## Something's Not Right Here...

* "Is someone there?"
* “Uh, what about it?”
* “Anyway, what's a random Inkling doing out here? You new? I haven't seen you around before.”
* “Erm, you know. An Inkling, your species. What you are?"
* “Ok, you're funny! It's very clear that you're an Inkling. Unless, you're some really weird Octoling."
* “Wow, you really are set on this. Humans have been extinct for thousands of years. Don't they have weird hair like, like… Really weird blades of grass? You don't have that, you have tentacles just like everyone else.”
* “I’ve never seen or even heard of someone who was confused by having tentacles before. I'm Delta, by the way."
* "Your uh, name?"
* “Peacock? Like… The bird?”
* "Alright, I can get by that. So, where ya from?"
* "Ok, so we don't need to dwell on that."
* "Hey I know! I'll show you around Splatsville! It's the city right outside of this forest."
* "You sure are a strange one… Inklings and Octolings are the two major species in Splatsville, and other cities like Inkopolis Plaza and Inkopolis Square. That is, unless you count Jellyfish, but they don't really do Turf Wars or Grizzco shifts so I don't count them."
* "Oh, right. Check your reflection."
* "Instead of pointy ears, Octolings have round ones. Their eyemasks are separate, and they have four tentacles instead of six, which have ring markings and suction cups on the top instead of the bottom. While Inklings have two canine teeth on top and one on the bottom middle- Pretty sharp, aren't they?- they only have two and it's usually on the top left and bottom right. Mmm, and the Swim Forms are different."
* "You know, Swim Forms."
* "See? Like this."
* "I mean, you can try."
* "Well you just… Uh… I don't know. It just comes naturally for me."
* "Geez take it easy, I assume it's your first time so it'll take a few tries."
* "Sometimes it takes quite a bit of effort to stay in your Swim Form. You did it well though! Let's head to Splatsville, there we can get you a weapon for Turf Wars."
* "Well I mean it can hurt your pride, but unless someone's doing something wrong then it shouldn't be that painful. Getting splatted can sting sometimes but that's about it."
* "Not really. They were just chased off underground for a long time."
* "Hmmm? Oh those. They’re just Inktolings. A bit too complicated to explain simply. Hey look, the weapon shop’s open!”
* "Let's go to the training room, I've got some weapons for you to try out."
* "This is your Ink Tank. It gives you the ink to use for your weapon, as well as your Sub-Weapons."
* "This is my main weapon, the Splat Dualies. You hold one in each hand and shoot them both at the same time. Try it on a squid bumper."
* "They're my favorite. There's this special thing about Dualies- Well, minus that there's two instead of one- They can do a 'dodge roll'. You'll have to be shooting the weapon, of course, and I suggest that you have a firm stance. Once you're ready, you'll jump quickly and roll as you go. With these you can do it twice in a row."
* "Like this."
* "See? Now you try it."
* "So uh, maybe Dualies isn't the right starting weapon for you…"
* "That one's the Aerospray RG, it's pretty good for inking and it can hit hard enough when it needs to."
* "Looks like we've got your starting weapon! We can put it and your Ink Tank in a locker, I'm sure there's plenty of open ones in the Lobby. And after that, we could check out more gear shops!"
* "If... That's ok with you, of course."
* "What exactly do you mean?"
* "Yeah, I've read a few history books that include them. Didn't they like to get things out of the garba-"
* "I won't go into detail but... When you've seen the things I've had to deal with, some things are less surprising than you'd think."
* "Anyway, so does that mean you're like, from the past?"
* "'Course, I can get that. Must be hard having a new body and being in a new place. You're doing good though, I'll say that. And you're adapting well too."
* "Totally! Let's go try out your weapon in a real battle!"

## Dynamic Duo

* "Sorry to call you out here so suddenly, but I had… I've been called in to do Agent work, and I have to go right now. The Octoling I was supposed to meet up with has Tentatwists and a slit eyebrow. She should be here soon, tell her I'm sorry I couldn't come."
* "Oh, and her name is Elaza!"
* "So, how'd the challenge go?"
* "Oh uh, so you found out, heh… Guess I should've said something."
* "He must've been a real handful if you're this tired."
* "Sounds like you two have been getting along well."
* "But anyway it looks like the challenge ended before I got back. Hopefully they have it again sometime."
* "So, how'd you find out about you both being Agents."
* "Ah. Seems like something that would happen."
* "We all ready?"
* "Guess the next time something happens I'll have sudden Agent work again and you two will have to do it instead."
* "Oh? Is there something else that happened that I should know?"

## Agent Work

* "You can't expect to be a good Agent when you fight like that."
* "Here goes Peacock complaining again."
* "I'm kidding I'm kidding. I heard that Flounder and Scorched Gorge were in rotation, why don't we try doing UEC performances? I thought we could invite Elaza with us."
* "Oh yes 'her'. Might take a while for her to get here though."
* "Just me here, but I'd rather have a full team than have three and one other random person who either ruins the performance, ignores us, or starts going after the opposite team when they try and join in."
* "I'm Delta, nice to meetcha. I bet you'll like what we've got planned."
* "Well at least we didn't have our gear on…"
* “You'd be surprised with how much stuff you have to cancel with how little problems you'd expect them to have.”
* “We'll go get our Agent gear on and meet you up at this new place. I don't know why they don't want to meet up in Alterna but whatever.”
* “I think there's someone here.”
* “Well I mean me, 6, and 3.2 already knew yeah. But we didn't know Ann- That 4 was one. What are we doing here anyway?”
* “What do you mean ‘again’?”
* “So this is just a regular occurrence? Why don't you… I dunno, destroy them or something.”
* “Woah hang on now, what's with the ‘shooting Callie’? And again??”
* “C'mon Gentleman, we need you to sniff us out some Kettles.”
* "Sure."
* “Maybe there's something like a Soaker Block somewhere?”
* “I've seen a few of them. They're pretty cute, if I'm being honest.”
* “Well he's right- I could've sworn he was right behind us… Wait. Gentleman is gone too!”
* “Gentleman you're ok!”
* “I wasn't paying attention when we got the Zapfish and a piece of the glass caught my shoulder. It's not that bad, though.”
* “If it's anything like Alterna I bet there'll be a lot more.”
* “I think I can hear music coming from this one.”
* “Didn't Octavio become a good guy? Maybe he just came back because Callie put those Shades on.”
* “C’mon, I doubt it's as bad as anything we've had to deal with before.”
* “Is that… Callie?”
* “I'd suggest she sits it out but I don't really think there's a way to get back…”
* “What in the world is she wearing…”
* “Uh… Yeah why don't we just get to the fight…”
* “So it's similar to the battle in the crater…”
* “Do you think we've won…?”
* “Did you just pull out a Charger and shoot her in the face??”
* “If you're so sure…”
* "Yeah?"
* “I would've liked to know that beforehand, but it's not like anything can be done about it now. I don't see how it'd affect anything, really.”
* “I dunno, wouldn't it be better to take him somewhere?”
* “That's quite the truck.”
* “Oh yeah, I forgot that's why you came in the first place! We should probably wear the gear instead of our Agent gear though.”
* “Is it really that big of a deal for you? I hadn't planned on it but we can try and not bring it up.”

## Other

* "It's BEACH TIME!"
* "Looks like someone got more clams... To throw off the stage."
* "Wait, where'd the other guy go?"
* "See? Being Dapper isn't THAT bad."