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Book 3

Old Man Suddard: Hard Time

Written in the late 1980’s, Old Man Suddard: Hard Time is a non canon novelization by Trent Gurnstromm, set during the two years between the fourth and fifth Suddard films. Hard Time tells the story of Suddard’s time spent in Horton County Penitentiary. The book was well received by fans who consider it to be a very interesting part of the Suddard mythology.

Synopsis

Old man Suddard is sentenced to life in prison and sent to the notorious Horton County Penitentiary. On arrival, he is quickly attacked by a group of Hispanic inmates. He quickly shanks them all and heads to his cell. The White supremacist gang like Suddard’s style and approach him to join their gang. Suddard accepts but only long enough to frame the gang’s leader for the Hispanic murders. Suddard befriends an elderly black inmate named Chuck along with his young cellmate, Isaac. After a fight with a Chinese inmate in the recreation yard, the three decide to dig a tunnel out of the prison. The attempt fails and the tunnel caves in, causing the prison to go into lockdown. The three use this to front their new escape plan from the library but when the inmate working at the library learns of the plan, they are forced to eliminate him in the showers. A psychopathic inmate breaks free from his cell and attacks some guards. The group use this as cover for their escape but when Chuck is wounded by guard dogs, the plan is called off. Suddard builds a gun out of a toothbrush and gives it to Isaac to use to escape. Isaac is shot in the following struggle and dies in Suddard’s arms.

Suddard learns that an inmate named Shellby informed the guards of Isaac’s attack and so they knew he was coming. Suddard kills Shellby and blames it on Chuck who gets executed for the crime. After bribing his way into starting a riot, Suddard manages to break into the prison’s record room and change his file. He is soon released on good behaviour due to the fact that the guards thought he was someone else.

Trivia

Suddard is revealed in this book to speak a number of languages, most notably, Mandarin, which he used during his fight in the yard.

The character of Chuck would later have a small cameo role in the CGI animated series, SUDDAR3D in the early 2000’s. He would be shot and killed in a raid on Suddard’s house, even though he died in this book. That series has also since been seen as non canon.

This novel was rereleased after 7uddard with three variant covers, one with Suddard, one with Isaac and one with Warden Peace.

A rumour circled the internet during the release of this book that stated that Sheriff Green would be revealed as Old Man Suddard. This turned out to be a publicity stunt by the writer which caused a rise in sales for the product and spawned a t-shirt featuring Suddard in prison clothes with the phrase, “This cage can’t hold Horton’s jam,” written on it.
Book 2

SUDDARD DE LA MUERTE

The second novel set in the Suddard universe, written by Sarah Coolbeans, author of "Wrath of the Honey Badgers" details the further adventures of the Suddard characters. Set one year after Book one, Suddard is a broken man. Feeling remorse for his murders, he has developed a drinking habit and moved to Mexico to escape his evil past. Benji Handslam, the sole survivor of the first book decides that the town where he lives just doesn't feel right without the elderly killer and so, with the help of his friends Sally Wu and Johnny Grease, sets out on a road trip to Mexico to save his would be killer.

Featuring a brilliantly crafted chapter in which a depressed suddard imagines what life without him would be like though an interaction with a cobra in a wheelchair, Suddard de la muerte is a piece of literary gold. Written due to the success of the first book, it was almost turned into a movie after sales rose but was later cancelled due to a combination between lack of production funds and the director's obsessive cocaine addiction, the latter fueling the former.

A flashback in this novel also details how Old man Suddard originally died. He fell into a wood chipper. Many believe that this is the true origin story of Suddard. Below is an extract from the book.

"*Benji pulled the car over to the side of the sandy road, "Wow, that road sure is sandy," he said to the others as he looked out onto the sand. He could not wait to get to Mexico and save the man that had killed all of his best friends. It was the least he could do. He knew that the anniversary of the death of Old man Suddard was conveniently coming up in the next few days and he wanted to save Old man Suddard by then. There was a strong smell of Suddard in the air. "We are close," Benji whispered in a calm but also slightly mysterious for some reason voice. Then he restarted the engine and began to drive once more. Then he noticed that he was going in the wrong direction but turned around and continued on his suddardy journey."*

Trivia

The author, Sarah Coolbeans, spent two years on a farm in Mexico gathering research before settling on it as her setting for the majority of the novel. Her other original ideas for Suddard to escape to included China, Rome or a supermarket off the M8.

Benji Handslam was originally intended to die in this novel during a failed attempt to sneak across the Mexican border dressed as an Alsatian but due to character popularity, Coolbeans decided against it and removed the death from her final draft.

The final chapter where Suddard and Benji have a dance off was also cut from the final draft in favour of a game of Rock, Paper, Suddard.
Suddard Kart

Created for various consoles in the mid nineties, Suddard Kart took the world by storm. Combining fast game play with stunning visuals, it set a marker for future video games in the Suddard franchise such as Suddard Kombat and Suddardy Tetris. It was also a model for the award winning video game Old Man Suddard: Quest for the Golden Horton. Suddard Kart featured the return of Lynch the turtle as well as other favourites from the animated series, Wangki Wizard and General Girth.

From 1997 to 1998, the game was temporarily banned in three countries due to what was called "Extremely graphic material and nudity for a PG game." After a long running legal battle, the game was eventually brought back on the market but renamed as Sud Racing.

Since 2001, the game has been remastered and relaunched in a "Phoenix edition" which featured a limited edition golden foil Suddard card from the collectible trading card game.

Trivia

The music used in this game was taken from the soundtrack of Suddard 4: Suddard Impact. The song, "Reeeeaaal good" by Mucky Streaks and the Jobbers can be heard multiple times throughout the levels, most noticeable in the final boss race against Deep sea pirate Suddard.

A secret unlockable car based on Benji Handslam's car from the novel, "Suddard de la muerte" can be found if the player collects 200 knife points in the moon race level.

Suddard himself is playable in this game in over twenty forms including his Banjo Suddard skin, his librarian skin and a skin where he wears nothing but a hat.
MeccaPrime

MeccaPrime is a popular Let's Player on Something...wait a minute, I already said all this on the Home Page!

Well, I might as well take this space to point out that, detailed and entertaining as MeccaPrime's coverage of the game was, he completely missed an important detail of the plot. Through the course of the game, clues are shown which reveal that the island of Koholint is actually just a dream, and that for Marty to escape he must "wake the dreamer". Near the end of the game it becomes clear that the dreamer is, in fact...Marin.

How did MeccaPrime miss this? Well, the player is expected to talk with Marin after each dungeon, but he completely forgot to do this, which unfortunately locked him out of the plot developments this game was supposed to have. In reality, Marin has fallen into a coma after a terrible family trauma which apparently involved a bunch of birds and a phone. The "dungeons" which the player goes through are actually corners of her unconscious mind, and the "instruments" are her memories. And the Wind Fish...is a giant whale with tiny wings. Look, sometimes dreams don't make a whole lot of sense.

In conclusion, MeccaPrime is a great Let's Player, but also kind of a big ol' dummy.
Suddard: The Normal Length Halloween

Suddard: The Normal Length Halloween

In 1996, the people behind Old Man Suddard released a one off special Halloween issue of Suddard entitled, "The Normal Length Halloween."

The premise of the story has Suddard in charge of the Halloween activities for the young children of Horton. He decided to set up Suddard's corner, an area of the school where he tells three stories of terror to the children. This comic is non canon.

The first story is about Brad Ford and Lilly riding on the Horton Free City Bus when they see a gremlin ripping pieces off the bus. The rest of the story shows the two fighting back despite not being believed by the others on the bus.

The second story has Benji Handslam bitten by a werewolf. He fights a battle against himself as he tries to change back into a human.

The final story depicts Suddard fighting against aliens who are invading the town.

The comic ends with the children leaving in fear from the gruesomely descriptive stories, some of them having soiled themselves.

Trivia

The Horton Free City Bus appears in all three of these stories including the build up as Suddard heads to the school.

This comic won an award for best horror comic in a Suddard franchise.

At the back of the comic were the words, "Dedicated to the memory of the Bradford Free City Bus."
Book 1

***OLD MAN SUDDARD AND THE SUDDARDY FIELD***

***Written in 1980 to coincide with the release of the third Suddard film, "Phoenix: The Resuddarding," this novel is about an attack by Old Man Suddard on a group of people at a small field in the middle of nowhere. Selling over 3000 copies, it quickly became a bestseller. Featuring the introduction of such characters as Donnie Gray, the librarian and Benji Handslam, the loveable rogue whose name nobody could remember, it quickly became a fan favourite. Below is an extract from chapter one of this book.***

***"T***he boy, who conveniently was related to those people that Old Man Suddard killed that one time, walked slowly through the forest of Horton. The wind howled through the trees. "Suddard", it whispered, in a quiet and somewhat racist fashion. The boy, who was also related to some other guy that died, continued his walk back to his home that also conveniently didnt have locks on it. Tonight was the night that Suddard had mysteriously died after being hit by a Ford Fiesta over two hundred years ago...or so the legend goes.

The boy reached into his pocket and pulled out the keys to his new Ford Fiesta. 'Ahh, this car that I own will help me get to my home where there are no locks, on this, the anniversary of the death of Old Man Suddard." Suddenly, he heard a branch snap behind him. It was a squirrel. The boy breathed a sigh of relief before learning that a squirrel was in fact one of the reasons for Old Man Suddard's decent into madness that one time.The boy opened the door to the Ford Fiesta that he owned. It smelled of Old Man Suddard. The boy would recognise that Suddardy smell anywhere. He started the engine, but it wouldn't work. There was no petrol. "Oh no! Suddard has used his knowledge of fossil fuels to torment me from beyond the grave!" The boy exclaimed. Then he heard the tapping of Suddard's Old Man Suddardness on the rear view mirror..."

Since the release of "Old Man Suddard 4: Suddard Impact", this novel is considered non-canon.
Uncle Bill Clinton

**Uncle Bill Clinton**, sometimes shortened to just **Uncle Bill**or **Uncle Clinton**, is Uncle Baas's 4th born son and part of The Main Twelve. He is in charge of our universe, and is god of humans, government, and order. He became president to keep a better eye on the humans.

## Powers and Abilities

He is able to clean anything with the flick of his hand. He knows how to work under and government and is able to control any government official. He can teleport to Uncle Mansion, just like every other Uncle.

## Role in the Great Snake War

Uncle Bill Clinton helped attack the Snake Base and defend Uncle Mansion. He used humans and Irkens to help defend and attack. He also used his ability to control government officials to help.
House Bennett

### Location and Seat

House Bennett is one of the ruling houses of Lance. They rule the city-state Sajoria. The castle is known as the Ocean Hall, because of its location on an island off the coast of the city. Sajoria is settled at the base of a mountain and around the Goddess’s Bay, which contains the island that the Hall rests on. The Hall is known for its strength, having never been invaded.

### Sigil and Words

The sigil of the House is a black megalodon in a navy sea. Their words are “Never Backing Down”.

### Appearance

Members of House Bennett typically have brown hair, bright blue eyes, and a stocky build.

### History

The Bennetts were at war with House Flynn of Xaso. As the Flynns expanded their reach, the tension grew between the two ruling houses. On the brink of invasion, they reached a truce when King Rowan Flynn offered to marry his eldest daughter to the current king of Lance, King Silas Bennett’s eldest son. This was a ruse, enabling Xasoci troops to invade and take out the Sajorian army and navy from within the walls. The wedding was dubbed The Fool’s Wedding. Silas and his oldest sons, Tyson and Jaime, were taken prisoner. Before the wedding, Kol Malone offered to take Silas’s daughter, Rhea, to Nixas to meet the Prince Lowell Royce, whom she was betrothed to. Queen Treeva Bennett was kept in the Ocean Hall.

### Beliefs

They, and their subjects worship the Common Gods.
From the womb of Horton: The return of Suddard

From the Womb of Horton: The Return of Suddard

Released in 1978 due to the success of the first Old Man Suddard film, this sequel features the return of Suddard, this time in his human form, out for revenge against the people who wronged him. This film starred Patty Rick, returning in his role as Old Man Suddard.

Synopsis

Two months after the events of the previous film and Harold and Jeremy have returned to school. Sherriff Green has left Horton in order to pursue his lifelong dream of interpretive dance. One day while in class, Harold looks out of the window and notices one of his classmates on fire and hanging from a tree. The words, “Suddard is back for revenge,” is written in blood on the grass. Harold, thinking nothing of this, returns to his studies. When later that day Jeremy is brutally beaten to death with a banjo, it becomes clear that Suddard is back.

Harold rallies together some of his classmates, Wally, Jane and Seth to help him stop Suddard by booby trapping the school. Suddard, now smart enough to avoid traps, breaks in and kills most of the faculty before urinating all over the canteen floor. The team escape to the school library where they search for a book on how to defeat Suddard. They find one that tells them to recite an ancient chant over the grave of Suddard on the anniversary of the birth of Suddard which conveniently was that night.

The group take the book containing the spell and escape to the graveyard, pursued by Suddard. The team know that they only have one hour before midnight and so they race to the cemetery. Seth is grabbed not far from the school and torn to shreds. Wally is murdered by Suddard just as the group reach the graveyard. With ten minutes left, Harold tells Jane to take the book to Suddard’s grave while he stays behind to hold off Suddard, knowing that he is the one who Suddard really wants. After a long fight, Suddard stabs Harold but Jane has already managed to recite the spell. Harold dies on the ground as Suddard is dragged into the ground by a beam of light.

Thankful that Suddard is gone, Jane mournes Harold by dancing on Suddard’s grave.

Trivia

The absence of Sherriff Green in this film was due to a dispute between actor Andrew Blinks and Director Reuben Jomero over Jomero’s refusal to allow Blinks to walk around the set naked between takes.

Following the release of this film, Toy company Sudco created a Suddard action figure line featuring the now collector’s item, opposable thumb Suddard.

Patty Rick won an award for best actor once more for his role as Suddard, due to his extreme popularity. He was so popular that when he arrived on the red carpet at the film’s Premiere in London, six people died of heart failure due to the shock of seeing him.
Emma Reese-Potter

**Emma Rosemarie Weasley** (née **Reese**)(b. 31 July 1980 with the surname **Potter**) is a Half-blood Witch and the narrator and the protagonist.

She is the only daughter of Lily and James Potter, twin sister of Harry Potter, adopted sister of Regina Reese (nee Black)
and Jackson Reese, and the adopted older sister of Duke (who is three years
younger than her)

Her brother was part of a prophecy that Lord Voldemort would
be defeated by a Half-Blood born at the end of July in 1980. She w

as orphaned
at a year and three months old. They were protected by their mother's love.

While Harry went to live with their detested aunt, Emma went to live with the Reeses.

## Biography

### Family Lineage

Emma came from a very powerful family known as the Potters. And she was also from the Evans family as well. On her father, James' side, she has the Potters. James' parents were Fleamont and Euphemia Potter, Emma's grandparents. She is also a descendant of one of the Brothers from "The Tale of the Three Brothers". Her ancestors were Ignotus Peverell, Linfred of Stinchcombe, Hardwin Potter, Iolanthe Potter (née Peverell), Ralston Potter. Fleamont's father was Emma's great-grandfather, Henry Potter.

On her mom's side of the family, her maternal grandparents are unnamed. Her mother also had a sister named Petunia, Emma's aunt. She married Vernon Dursley and they had a son, Emma's cousin, Dudley. Emma was also adopted by the Reeses. On her adopted mother's side, Regina was the daughter of Walburga and Orion Black and Regina's brothers were Regulus and Sirius. Sirius was there for e Emma's adoptive uncle and godfather. By adoption, Emma is related to the Malfoy family as well.

### Early Life

Emma was born July 31 ten minutes after her brother, Harry Potter was. A year into her birth, Emma's family moved to Godric's Hollow. On October 31, when Emma was a year and three months old, Voldemort attacked the house learning of a prophecy that one day a boy would be his undoing. He kills Lily and James and proceeds to kill Harry, and possibly Emma as well. Instead, Lily placed a charm on both her children and Voldemort was defeated for a time.

Eventually, Hagrid rescued them before muggles showed up at Godric's Hollow. Harry was sent to live with their aunt and uncle while Emma was given to the Reeses, most of all, Emma's mother Regina the younger sister of Sirius Black and her husband, Jack. They together raised her as their own child and legally adopted her November 13, 1981.

### *Deathly Hollows*

#### Epilogue

By the time of the epilogue, Emma now is married to George Weasley and they have two children named Isabella and Freddie. She is pregnant with their third child before saying farewell to their daughter who is leaving with her older brother.

## Powers and abilities

### Magic

Emma has very powerful magic. In the beginning of the series, Emma knows numerous spells because she always studied with Hermione. By the time of *The Half-Blood Prince,* Emma now knows how to do non-verbal spells.

Emma at 11
Old Man Suddard: The Collectible Trading Card Game - The Video Game

Old Man Suddard: The Collectible Trading Card Game – The Video Game was a handheld video game
version of the popular collectible card game, Old Man Suddard: The
Collectible Trading Card Game – The Video Game. Released in 2003,
the video game covered a wide range Old Man Suddard: TCTCG expansion
sets including the original Horton Hootenanny Starter Set all the way
through The South Will Rise Again Reloaded. The game included
multiplayer and a single-player mode. Loosely based on the original
Jomero Trilogy, the single-player mode is not considered canon in the
overall Old Man Suddard timeline.

Opponents:

Rob (Black Deck)

Yasmine (Genital Virus Deck)

Greg (Teen Teamwork Deck)

Harold (Booby Trap Deck)

Boss 1: Sheriff Green (Hangman Deck)

Seth (Comedic Relief Deck)

Wally (Necrophilia Deck)

Jane (Spellbook Deck)

Donnie Gray (Regular Book Deck)

Boss 2: Benji Handslam (Handy Deck)

Colin (Electric Deck)

Sandra (Lost Limb Deck)

Zayne (Fucking Roxy Deck)

General Girth (Backdoor Surprise Deck)

Boss 3: Wangki Wizard (Spellbook/Handy
Deck)

Banjo Suddard (Rootin' Tootin' Deck)

Sundown Suddard (Fire Deck)

Cyber Suddard (Robot Deck)

Suddard the Rabbit (Hell Hare Deck)

Final Boss: Old Man Suddard (Lynching Deck)

Trivia:

The game was slightly controversial due
to forgoing some tournament rules in order to allow playability of
the ultra rare Immortal Suddard Cards.

The game also came under fire for
allowing the murder of an opponent in an optional minigame. Due to
petitions from worried parents, a new version of the game had to be
released in 2004 (Old Man Suddard: The Collectible Trading Card Game
– The Video Game: Unsuddarded). This version reomved the murder for
the more family friendly banishment to the Suddard Realm.

Some players have found that using
certain cards against certain characters can result in an automatic
victory. For example, using Rock, Paper, Suddard against Benji
Handslam and using Ford Fiesta on Old Man Suddard. It is unknown if
this is a glitch or an intended part of the game.

Sheriff Green's deck is very similar to
the deck of Old Man Suddard. This has added fuel to the fire of fans
who believe the two characters are one and the same.

This game was succeeded by Old Man
Suddard: The Collectible Trading Card Game – The Video Game 2:
Murder of the Cards.
Unknown Kadath

> *For the Other World Encounter cards, see Unknown Kadath (Other World).*
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## Map

Unknown Kadath is one of the 4  Wilderness Dream-Quest spaces on the Dreamlands Side Board from  The Dreamlands expansion. It is connected to:

* Celephaïs by a Ship path.

It is usually connected to the World Map by a Local path through a Dream Portal. Dream portals will only establish such a connection to a named space on a gate token.

Unknown Kadath is mentioned in several Gate encounters that reference the dreamlands. These encounters have no mechanical relationship with the Dreamlands board location.

## Encounters

### Dream-Quest Encounters

Investigators at this location may have a Dream-Quest Encounter if the Dream-Quest token is present.

### Wilderness Encounters

As Unknown Kadath is a Wilderness space, an investigator can resolve a General Encounter here.

### Other Encounters

* Since this space is connected to the World Map through a Dream Portal, an investigator may resolve an Other World Encounter here.
* An  Adventure token may be placed on Unknown Kadath and can be encountered as part of The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath Adventure.
Suddard X

Suddard X

The tenth film in the Suddard franchise tried to take the series back in the horror direction. Directed by Sal Gigamortis and released in cinemas in 1998, this film tells the story of Suddard as he carves a bloody trail through Horton Asylum for the criminally insane.

Synopsis

Suddard has been captured and taken to the Horton insane asylum where he is tortured by the staff and guards and tested by the Doctors. Suddard decides to finally take over and breaks out of his cell. He quickly kills two guards and mauls them on the screens. He lets out the other inmates too. These include the big three, the three most notorious inmates. These are Suddard himself, The dog like, Canus and The Peencrusher. The inmates slaughter there way through the staff leaving only Dr. Apple, Dr. Quill, Dr. Gow, Warden Hammer, Guard Hernandez, Secretary Dai and Caretaker/cleaner Torville.

Meanwhile on the outside, various masked heroes try to get in but fail. These include, The Walrus, RoboIzzy, Captain Great and Toast. When Canus stabs Dr. Gow to death, the others fight back and manage to capture him. Suddard captures the Warden and publicly executes him. The group try to get a helicopter in order to escape but they are cornered and Torville sacrifices himself to blow up the inmates. Dr. Apple takes the helicopter for himself but it crashes and he dies.

Quill, Hernandez and Dai head to the radio room for their last chance to escape. The Peencrusher kills Dai and Hernandez is mortally wounded defeating Peen. With only Quill left, she decides to take the fight to Suddard and arms herself for the battle. The fight is long but soon the asylum is destroyed and burns to the ground. Most inmates are saved by police from outside but Quill is found dead. The last shot is of a Doctor walking away from the scene of the blazing Asylum during all of the commotion. It is Suddard in disguise. He smiles at the camera.

Trivia

The tagline for this film was, "Things are about to get reeeeeal crazy."

This film was full of Suddard cameos. These included characters such as The Peencrusher from "The Benji Handslam Movie", Commissioner Pat from Suddard 9 and Bing Lee: Agent of S.U.D and Canus who would later go on to be one of the hired killers in the 2011 comic series OMS: Well Hung.
Bow and Arrows

The **Bow** is an item that can be bought in the Store for the sum of 980 rupees. It appears after the player has bought the Shovel (citation needed).

It is one of the better weapons in the game, although oddly it can only be obtained after the player already has the Magic Rod, which is much better. This makes the Bow all but worthless, particularly considering the hefty price.

There are a total of 999 rupees in Link's Awakening, which is slightly more than enough to buy the Bow and nothing else. However, since the player has to buy the Shovel before it will appear, this item can only be obtained by stealing.
Old Man Suddard

The original suddard film was written and directed By Reuben Jomero and was released in cinemas globally in 1975. It was an immediate success and smashed box office records in over fifty countries. The poster featured the lead actor Patty Rick as the infamous Old Man Suddard as he towered over a group of screaming teenagers. Set in a small town called Horton, this horror movie was about to spawn a franchise that ran for decades.

Synopsis

Three teens are swimming in the black lake of Horton when they are brutally murdered by a scary entity. Their bodies are found by local Sherriff, Quentin Green who deems the lake as unvisitable. One year after the deaths, a small group of teenagers, made up of Rob, Yasmine, Harold, Jeremy and Greg swim in the lake where they hear noises. They promptly leave but soon learn that the lake is cursed by the spirit of a man who died at the lake conveniently 100 years ago today.

The group return to their homes but Rob is murdered during the night by a shadowy figure. The following day, the rest of the group are reasonably okay with this but when Yasmine is also murdered, the group learn that the curse of Old Man Suddard is real. They travel to visit Sherriff Green and learn the story of Suddard, an old racist man who one night, 100 years ago got drunk and went to the black lake in order to beat it for being black. He drowned during the fight but cursed the lake with his dying breathe saying that he would kill anyone who swam in it.

The group leave the place planning to set a trap and kill the risen Suddard. The trap fails and Greg is killed. The two others try to escape but Jeremy is badly injured. Harold, carrying his friend, manages to escape to a cabin in Horton but soon finds out that it was the cabin that Suddard owned which conveniently was also cursed. They booby trap the house and when Suddard attacks, they manage to kill him. Sadly by morning, when the police arrive, the body is nowhere to be found. Jeremy and Harold get into Green's car and leave the cabin.

Trivia

The likeness of Patty Rick as Old Man Suddard was later used to create a waxwork to be placed in the Old Man Suddard national museum along with his Old Man teeth and a bit of Cabin wood from the original cabin.

It won an award for best actor for Patty Rick along with numerous awards for script, special effects, make up and best teen ensemble.

Various cuts of this film were produced over the years. These were the censored cut which featured no blood or violence, the extra violence edition and the Director's cut which features a remastered edition with CGI elements which better reflect Jomero's original vision. The extended edition features more backstory on Suddard which is now considered non canon. Finally there was an alternate ending which was released only in Germany. The Germans were sworn to secrecy and this ending has since been lost over time although rumours of it redurfacing over the years have constantly appeared in the media and Suddardy forums.
The Sud, The Bad and The Ugly

The Sud, The Bad and The Ugly

Released in 1995, this non-canon western version of Suddard was written and directed by Dynamo Whoosh and starred Wallace Simpson as The Sud with No Name.

Synopsis

A group of Native Americans are traveling through the wilderness. They are attacked and killed by a vicious bounty hunter called Bad Guy. Bad Guy is looking for some mysterious gold that is rumoured to be in the area. When The Sud accidentally saves a young woman from bandits, he is given a map to the gold and told that it is part of a set of 500 rumoured to be up in the hills. Refusing to go after the gold, The Sud leaves town, but he is ambushed by an ugly and crippled man who steals the map. The Sud decides to hunt the ugly man down and punish him as the man is wanted in three states. The Sud plans to give the money to his poor town of Tumbleweed Horton. The Bad Guy also decides to go after the bounty at the same time, giving up on the gold.

Sud and Bad meet and team up to catch "The Ugly Man" and split the profit. Neither trusts the other and this is further fueled when Bad learns that Ugly has the map. After many run-ins with gangsters and various other obstacles, the two catch Ugly and tie him up just after Ugly finds the gold. Bad quickly turns on Sud and demands the map. Sud is aware of this and shoots Bad dead before he can kill him. Sud boots Ugly in the balls and takes the gold, pissing on Ugly as he does so. Sud then reveals that he lied about the poor villagers all the way through the film and that he is in fact the bad guy. He leaves Ugly for dead and flees to Chicago to blow the gold on gambling and prostitution.

Trivia

This film one an award for best lighting in a Suddard film.

Chice Santiago who played Ugly Cripple was in fact even uglier in real life and had to wear a mask for the part.

He won an award for best mask wearing in a feature film.
OMS: Well Hung

OMS: Well Hung

This ten issue comic series, released in 2011 was written by German Suddard writer, Klaus Schwartz and contained artwork by the now deceased Russian cartoonist, Dimitri Kreunov. The artwork relied heavily on dramatic drawing and only featured the colours, red, white and black, including the stylised covers which could be placed together to create a ten part poster showing an iconic scene from the series.

Synopsis

The well received story of Well Hung is set sometime before the original Suddard film with an unspecified date. We meet a reasonably murderous Suddard who has just finished killing a group of teenagers. The story then proceeds to reveal that one of the teenagers was the son of a wealthy woman who decides to get her revenge on Suddard by placing a bounty on his head. The woman, who goes by the name, Jade, sits and watches the events unfold as Suddard faces increasingly more dangerous assassins including the notorious Glue Trapper, the assassin armed with shoes known as Laces Hemmingway, the vicious dog like, Canus and the ex KGB warrior known as Red Ursula.

Once Suddard had worked his way through the people sent to kill him, he would go on to storm the Jade Castle where he confronted his attacker. The following battle between Suddard and Jade’s Golem creature in the castle crypts is still seen as one of the most entertaining fights in a comic book.

Trivia

This comic featured various nods at other Suddardy media such as a reference to the character of Benji Handslam in the form of a photo hanging on the wall of the diner that Suddard visits.

Following a fan character poll, the assassin known as “The Maori,” quickly rose to become one of the most popular characters to ever appear in a Suddard related story. This sudden popularity influenced the launch of a spin off Maori comic series that ran from February 2012 to March 2013.

A huge gathering took place at the house of Dimitri Kreunov in September 2012 following his death. The large crowd of fans paid their respects to the Suddard artist by arriving dressed as Suddard characters with flowers and formed a guard of honour during his funeral.
Old Man Suddard Wikia

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HORTON

HORTON

First airing in 2002 and running for four seasons until it's cancellation in 2005, HORTON told the story of a teenage Old Man Suddard and his struggle to fit in at the small Horton High School. He is forced to hide his powers and confront many villains and teenage traumas... "and all before fifth period!!!", or so the tagline for the show stated. This show was created in order to answer the age old question of the true origin of Old Man Suddard. Here, Suddard is simply called Sexy Teenage Suddard and shows Suddard evolve into the character he is today. Despite being made non-canon as soon as it was cancelled, many still believe this to be the true origin story of Old Man Suddard.

Season recaps:

Season 1

Season 1 was a very typical monster of the week scenario as Suddard tried to fit in and get the girl. He struggles with social interactions, but is coached by his loving uncle, Joenathun Kunt. The season ends with Suddard going to prom and having to face a scary entity in the form of a mutated Principle "Rock" Shandy.

Season 2

This saw Suddard continue his studies as he takes classes such as Lynchin' 101. He also takes on various villains of the week but there are some longer story arcs such as one where Suddard meets Suddard India featuring a guest appearance by Ishi Patel as Sanji Handslam.

Season 3

Suddard's final year in high school had him take on aliens on the football field as he grew closer to his love interest, Gina. He faced his former friend, Alex and took down the evil Crypt organisation.

Season 4

The final season had Suddard move away from the Kunt farm to the big city where he pursued a job as a drug dealer, having failed his exams. Gina has left him, but he still has a sense of justice. The season ends with him becoming Old Man Suddard and defeating both Reverse Suddard and Robohead Sud.

Trivia

The show won an award for it's musical intro, "Somebody Shave Me," originally called "Somebody Lynch Me," before a lawsuit forced the change.

Despite cancellation, this show was highly rated by fans and critics. The only issue that fans had was that it took Suddard four whole seasons to learn how to fly.
Murder on the Suddardy Express

Murder on the Suddardy Express

In 2004, Suddard fans were treated to the thirteenth Suddard film, Murder on the Suddardy Express, directed by new to Suddard writer, Rimmer Snow. This film detailed the story of Suddard's journey on a train across the country, which to his shock, has another killer onboard.

Synopsis

Suddard is invited by an anonymous person to travel on the Old Man Express across the country. Suddard always jumps at the chance for a free ride and decides to go. On the train he meets seven other people. These are Red King, Blue Queen, Green Castle, Yellow Bishop, Orange Knight, Purple Pawn and White Chess. These people are linked by their names being relevant to chess and colours. Suddard is the odd one out and when the journey begins and White is found brutally murdered in her room, it becomes even worse. Suddard becomes the prime suspect as the other six lock him up. Orange then opens his luggage compartment and is shot in the face with a load of needles. The group then learn that they have been invited onto the boobytrapped train in order to die one by one and that they must find the killer in the group.

Still suspecting Suddard, the group are quickly attacked by a scary entity who throws Purple from the train to his death. Red, Blue, Yellow and Green discover that Suddard has escaped from his prison and Suddard meanwhile has decided to clear his name and catch the real killer. Blue is separated from the group but is burnt by UV train lights. The remaining three band with Suddard after Blue's death. They decide not to let each other out of the room in a way of luring out the killer but when the train goes through a tunnel, Red is killed. Green is quickly outed as the killer and Yellow kills him. The train driver escapes from the train having been paid to abandon his post. Suddard and Yellow hug, having outed the real killer. Suddard then lynches Yellow, killing her.

Just as she dies, she says to Suddard, "but I was certain that you were not the killer."

Suddard replies with the phrase "Lahl," before ending her and jumping from the train as it derails. The film ends with the audience knowing that Suddard is back to being a killer.

Trivia

This film took Suddard back to his roots and made him a killer once more. This would be critically acclaimed for its completely ORIGINAL story.

The train is actually seen in the background of the fourteenth Suddard film and has made fans question as to whether the whole film is actually canon or not.

Many suspect a character named "Black Chess" was originally planned for the film, however was cut for being racist.

The film is actually the lowest budget Suddard film due to being set in one location. The film won an award for lowest budget.
Boomerang

The **Boomerang** is the most powerful weapon in Link's Awakening. One hit from it will destroy every enemy. Not *any* enemy, *every* enemy. As in, if you hit one enemy with it once it literally destroys every enemy in the entire game.

Rumor has it that this was a developer tool used for testing purposes. This is clearly wrong, because it's obvious from the final product that no one tested this game at all.

The Boomerang cannot be obtained in the game proper, as it is the reward for the malfunctioning Trading Sequence. The only remaining artifact of this sequence is the Yoshi Doll found in a cave.

So-called "100% runs" of Link's Awakening (actually heavily modified glitch runs) commonly feature obtaining the boomerang, although hacking the game in this way reduces its functionality to merely stunning most enemies and destroying only small ones like bats.
Horton No Suddardu

Horton No Suddardu

In 1998, the team behind the Old Man Suddard franchise decided to licence their product out to a little known Japanese manga artist named Kenchi Torizawa. Kenchi was told to reproduce the first Suddard film in a sixty page one shot manga. Based on the huge sales and massive fanbase that it generated, the manga was quickly picked up for serialization.

The manga which is extremely popular in Japan still runs to this day with over 800 chapters already published. Some of these have not yet been translated into English or released in tankouban form. Torizawa was told by the Suddard team that he was free to create any stories that he wanted as they would be part of a separate Suddard universe, non canon to the film series.

Torizawa did his best to mix various Suddard ideas together with Japanese culture, even going as far as to set his version of Horton as a suburb of Tokyo. He introduced various characters such as Suddard’s Mecha companion, Ro-Pu. Storylines included Suddard falling in love with a princess, dueling a band of ninja on a mountain, fighting for the honour of the great Lyncho samurai clan against aliens at the battle of Daradahara and taking Horton’s baseball team to the Japanese finals.

An anime would later be created which currently has over 400 episodes. It has been affected heavily over the years by filler episodes though and this has caused a slight decline in viewership. This is most noticeably seen in the storyline, “Suddard and the blackened heart,” where Suddard is knocked unconscious and hallucinates a conversation with a nunchaku wielding grizzly bear in a kimono for seventy three episodes.

Despite this the manga and anime have a huge following in both Japan and the rest of the world.
Under the Pyramids (Prelude)

> *For Under the Pyramids Expansion, see Under the Pyramids.*
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## Flavor Text

*Bruised, dehydrated, and short of breath, you lean against the limestone pillar, gasping for air. Behind you, a black pit in the sand reveals the entrance to some lost passage beneath the pyramid.*

*Your skin is raw and bloodied where the ropes chafed you. By luck, you escaped, but soon your captors will notice your absence. The roar of some profane creature echoes forth from the pit, and you fear that your presence here has not gone unnoticed.*

## Prelude Conditions

During step 5 of setup ("Determine Ancient One"), set up the Egypt side board.

After resolving setup, if  Nephren-Ka is the Ancient One, search the Gate stack for all Gates that correspond to spaces on the Egypt side board. Randomize the Gate Stack and place those Gates on top in a random order. Then, spawn 1 Monster on the Active Expedition space and 1 Monster on The Bent Pyramid.

If Nephren-Ka is not the Ancient One, set aside all Museum Heist Adventures; then draw the Framed for Theft Adventure.
House Malone

### Location and Seat

House Malone is the ruling house of the city-state Malone in Lance. It is on the coast of the Sapphire Waters near the island, Veil.

### Sigil and Words

Their sigil is a racing black stallion with a background of purple. Their words are “Freedom and justice”.

### Appearance

The Malones are typically very tall and lean with black hair and brown eyes.

### History

Malone was one of the last cities to be taken over by Xasoci army. The crown prince of Malone, Kol Malone, started the rebellion against Xaso.
Kol Malone

### Appearance

Kol has shaggy ebony hair, dark brown eyes, tan skin, and a small scar above his upper lip. He has a slightly lean build and is very tall.

Kol originally kept his hair short but as the story progresses, he left it long and messy, letting it hang just above his eyes. He wears a black vest hemmed with silver, kept in place with a thick black belt, over a loose dark purple tunic. His black trousers are tucked into his knee-high, pointed, black leather boots. He keeps a steel broadsword sheathed and strapped to his waist.

### Personality

He is very moral, compassionate, kind, noble, honorable, intelligent, responsible, dutiful, and a gentleman. Kol is able to show mercy, even to his enemies. Kol is very loyal to his kingdom, friends, and allies. He is very strong in his beliefs of a higher power, believing in the Common Gods. He tends to act rashly if he believes that someone he cares for is in danger. He is similar to Hale in many personality aspects except he usually shows more compassion, rather than Hale keeping everything inside. He does not jump to fight like she does, though when he does get angry, it is much worse than Hale’s temper.

### Biography

Kol Malone was the crown prince of Malone. He was betrothed to Aurora Bennett before she was kidnapped. He was 17 when Xaso invaded Malone. One year after Malone was taken over, he formed the rebellion, based in Asabell. He gained the support of the Farcastle family through Sofia Farcastle. He is the leader of the rebellion and created a network of spies in former Lance city-states, recruiting rebels and getting information about Xasoci armies and their movements. One month before the Fool’s Wedding, he proposed to Silas Bennett to take Rhea Bennett to Nixas to protect her, convincing him, with the help of Peter and Tyson, that it was safest.
Paradise Islands

### Location

The Paradise Islands is a large collection of islands in the Emerald Ocean. The water in the center of the group is known as the Sapphire Waters because of it's vibrant color.

### History

Each island is a tropical oasis. Many different peoples populate the numerous islands. Queen Treeva Bennett, formerly Treeva Obelyn, is from the Island Paricida, a close ally to the Flynns of Xaso.
Trading Sequence

The **Trading Sequence** is a non-functioning series of game events that was originally intended to lead to the player acquiring the Boomerang.

Supposedly there would be items scattered across Koholint Island which could be traded to other NPCs in a chain that would eventually lead to acquiring a powerful weapon. This was used for marketing purposes and made many naive gamers plunk down good hard cash for this broken pile of code they call a game.

For shame, Nintendo. For shame.
Lily Luna Potter

## Relationships

**Lily Luna Potter i**s the daughter of Harry and Ginevra Potter (nee Weasley), the granddaughter of Lily Evans and James Potter, Molly Weasley and Arthur Weasley and niece of her mother's many siblings and Emma Reese and the adopted niece of Duke Reese.

## Family

* Harry Potter (father)
* Ginevra Potter (née Weasley) (mother)
* **Evan sisters' mother** (paternal great-grandmother)
* Evan sisters' father (paternal great-grandfather)
* **Petunia Dursley** (nee Evans) (paternal great-aunt)
* **Vernon Dursley** (paternal great-uncle)
* **Dudley Dursley** (paternal first cousin once removed)
Uncle Gusta

**Uncle Gusta**is Uncle Baas's 3rd born son and part of the Main Twelve. He is the god of pleasure, happiness, and the Internet. He is also in charge of the universe Intermemicus.

## Powers and Abilities

Uncle Gusta can make anybody feel pleasure or happiness. He is able to access to any website on the internet, including this one. He can teleport to the Uncle Mansion whenever he wants.

## Role in the Great Snake War

Uncle Gusta summoned the memes to help defend Uncle Mansion.
Marin

**Marin** is the main character of Link's Awakening (but not the protagonist). Everything on Koholint Island is just a dream that she is having, which the player has inexplicably been drawn into. To win the game, the player must summon the Wind Fish to awaken her from a deep, trauma-induced coma.

This trauma is believed to have involved a bird and a phone. Other details will be forthcoming.

Within the dream, Marin teaches the player the Ballad of the Wind Fish and does very little else. She is fond of wildlife and standing in one spot.

As can be seen in the hidden ninth dungeon, Marin has got some serious issues.

Why did MeccaPrime not mention any of this in his playthrough? Well, it's because as mentioned before, MeccaPrime is a big ol' dummy and skipped most of the plot by not talking to Marin after every dungeon.
Rowan Flynn

### Appearance

Rowan Flynn has long, black hair, and the pale green eyes of House Flynn. He is tall, and lean.

### Personality

Rowan is easily angered, domineering, and insatiably power-hungry. His indifference, militarism, and cruelty is known throughout the realm. He possessed little to no empathy and rarely showed any interest in the feelings of others.

### Biography

When he turned sixteen, his father died by suspicious circumstances, though it was suspected by many that Rowan killed him. He quickly started a campaign against Lance.