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Kyle Mendez

Kyle in his cubicle

Kyle Salado Mendez is The Chosen One.

## Early Life

Kyle was born to Cuban-American parents in Miami, Florida. He received the "Most Likely to be an Accountant" award in his 8th grade yearbook superlatives listing. Because of this, Kyle quit playing the trombone and dedicated himself full-time to mediocrity.

He got a job at the mail room of the INDIAHELP call center in 2005, as part of a bulk affirmative action hire, not for his ethnicity, but for his mediocrity. Along with him was hired a furry named Sleuthclaw Seascale.

## The Prophecy

In 2018, Kyle was riding a LIME scooter back to his fourth floor apartment near the Design District when a sinkhole formed exclusively on the sidewalk he was driving on. He fell into a seemingly ancient cave and a spectral figure named Hatuey declared that Kyle was "The Chosen One," and that the universe would be forever against him until he could fulfill "The Prophecy," without actually specifying the requirements to fulfill said prophecy. Kyle was released to the world and the sinkhole closed.

Since then, Kyle has had three cars destroyed, two

## Life Itself

### Trait

repairs any selected glitches in spacetime, patching the errors

### Destructive Power

0, literally the most reparational thing ever

apartments destroyed in hurricanes, and seven bad breakups(or death-related relationship endings) with women in his life. He met Love Electra when she first started working at the office, but Love generally avoids him. He became involved with the mystery as to how Mung Brigham died.
Howard Wolowitz

Howard Wolowitz

Howard Wolowitz is a man from Telangana, India, a child and drug trafficker, and the head of గెలాక్సీ సంరక్షకులు since 2013. He uses his ability to control the minds of children and to physically manipulate cocaine to fight against Bahulaprema Sankaracharya and the forces of Coffee Haus 9.
ICarly

Carlos Monedas Gutierrez, known publically as "iCarly," is the main farmhand at the DeGrassi Pollo'y Beef Farms.

Born in 1980 in Durango, Mexico, he was educated by Father Eusebio Chanclas Borrador de Santa Ana in the art of Catholic Martial Fighting and "Sicilian sub-Catholic Terroni Magic," otherwise known as fertility. In 2005, he went to America, specifically to Alamogordo, New Mexico, on a mission to convert the Irradiated Bastards to Fertile Catholicism. When this resulted in catastrophe, he found himself alone and destitute, only to find a Help Wanted sign for "exorcism certified magician." Luckily, iCarly had performed several exorcisms during his times with the Irradiated Bastards, and was hired on the spot.

With his ability, Leave It All To Me, he is able to block any fertility from entering the farm by filtering all fertile energy into a protective shield around the premesis.
Nguyet Gebelgegeu

Nguyet in 2016

Nguyet Gebelgegeu is a French-Vietnamese-Russian-American student attending the University of Central Florida. She was born in Vietnam to parents Kalev Kepelkeker and Luisa Nguyen. Her mother sent her boarding school in Miami when her father died in 1999. She was friends with Mung Brigham during high school.
Battle of -13i+1985j

The Battle of -13i+1985j was an event that took place in the -13i Crossplane Purgatory.

Mr. Sioux Red had been killed in 1920, but in 1984 members of the Hallowed Council discovered that his excess fertility had left him caught in a crossplane purgatory between -13i and -13i². Yellow Ken contracted BOB and Roseanne Thanatos to rescue him.
Bean Boarders

The Bean Boarders, once known as Coffee Haus 2 are a group of Gambian coffee pirates that once transported great amounts of coffee out of the Gambia and into foreign markets. After the Great Caffeinated Death, they had no choice but to raid other countries for their coffee and this lead to them eventually taking over Catalina Island and founding the nation of Церпх. Their leader, Iced Mondatta, a Russian-Gambian hybrid is their supreme leader and mastermind behind events such as the Cursing of Panama, the First Supper and allegedly, the Fifth Sinking of Burong.

## Coffee Haus 2

In 2001 while on a voyage to the Gambia, Aleksey Pivovarov was looking for business partners to join his COFFEE HAUS and was interested in a man named Iced Mondatta because he had heard of his father, Benjamin Mondatta's work with coffee. Iced agreed to join Aleksey as Coffee Haus 2 which would grow and handle some of its own coffee but its main purpose was the transportation and protection of coffee from the other coffee hauses. The partnership worked out great for both Aleksey and Iced until the Great Caffeinted Death when most of the coffee hauses either shut down or went underground. Iced decided that the Gambia was no longer the best option for business with coffee and renamed the organization to the Bean Boarders. They used their existing assets from Coffee Haus 2 to raid other coffee plantations and transport ships that were not Gambian. The group would occasionally return to the Gambia to assist the remaining coffee hauses.
DJ Lan Evo

DJ Lance Evolution is a hemigod that only manifests in the subconscious of famous musicians. He now visits Big Money Gambia in his dreams to warn him about ongoing events in the omniverse. He originally lived in the mind of Jimi Hendrix until he was assassinated by the CIA, presumably for possessing knowledge Lance had passed onto him.

**"BMG Big Money my man's, you got'ta watch out for those *U0hPRQ==***, **my man."**
Victoria Judiciary

Victoria Judiciary performing a ritual dance

Victoria Judiciary is a Flute Performance major at the University of Arizona. Beginning in her college career, Victoria has been a member of the Tucson Witches' Coven. In early 2020, she was sent on a mission by the Coven to investigate the Penis Man phenomenon at Arizona State University. She became a vocal supporter of the presidential campaign of Adelheid Smith.
FUR-E

First Unvext Regaliafarianist Expo is a collective of divine beings that were created by Odin to protect the Fertility on the Imaginary Plane. All of these beings were birthed from the ashes of Yggdrasil, which is located in the +17i counterpart to Manhattan. All members of FUR-E possess a unique, and usually powerful 'Ability'.

List of FUR-Es

* Corporeal Beast (Fenrir)
* Sköll and Hati
* Björn Lopez
* Crescent Mani
* The Löwe (Fylgja)
* Tyr
* Freyja
* Njord
* Baldur
* Gefion
* Hel
* Frigg
* Nine Mothers of Heimdallr
* Heimdallr
* Móði and Magni, the Menagerie Masters
* Mumbi Jhai

Pseudo FUR-Es

* Yahya Jammeh (Thor)

* Leroy Ginseng
* Mask of Blight

Defectors

* Mímir
* Lyngbakr
* Dmitriy Loki Requiem (Loki)

Exiles

* Sleuthclaw Seascale
Kansei Dorifuto

Kansei Dorifuto is the act of transcending a plane of existence and entering another. Due to the implications of entering the dimensions of another plane (time, position, matter, etc), this action is nearly impossible for beings of any form or power.

All Known Planes:

Real Plane

Imaginary Plane (Source)

Un-Imaginary Plane (End)

Fake Plane
Jim Gibson

James Marley "Jim" Gibson is British-Syrian writer who moved to the Gambia in 1987 following several Sinkings of Burong. He began writing novels and screenplays of his experiences in the Gambia. He was picked up by Meena Productions in 2007 to write films pertaining to the life and culture of the Gambia.

## Works

* Sunk (1989 novel)
* Serrekunda Tides (1995 short story collections)
* Russian Invasion (2003 article)
* What the British left the Gambia (2008 novel)
* Beans of Wrath (2018 screenplay)
* Bob and Yosef's Worst Days (2019 screenplay)
Fertility

Fertility is an essential property of the universe. Its opposite is sterility.

## Units of Measurement

Fertility and Sterility follow the same rules for storing their value. 'Male' fertilities may possess a value of up to 2,147,483,647 (maximum 32-bit integer), with most males typically being born with a fertility value of 2. While 'female' fertilities may possess a value of up to (1.7 x 10^308) but are usually born with a fertility value of .25 or less. Males may also possess 'multiple' fertilities taken from other males, but that number is also limited to the max 32-bit integer, giving a total possible fertility of a male to be 4,611,686,014,132,420,609 (Approximately 4.6 quintillion).

Naturally, males are born with more fertility but have a very limited potential, while females have far greater potential but are also born with significantly less. Because of this, most males that reach their maximum potential can only increase there powers by gaining more fertilities or editing their *source* and changing their mind to female.

If either of these 'genders' were to succeed their maximum value, their beings would be given Super Death.

Rabo is an example of a being who was born with 'male' fertility, but with Fertile Apotheosis, converted his mind to 'female' and increased his fertility potential.
Coffee La Croix

Coffee flavored La Croix soda is the only legal coffee-based substance allowed in the Gambia after the Great Caffeinated Death due to its deplorably low content of coffee. As an ironic political statement, it was the main beverage sold to the live audience of Crimbo Countdown 2018.

"**There more coffee in my cook room than in coffee soda, haha**" - Adama Barrow during episdoe 3 of Crimbo Countdown 2018
1986 Sinking of Burong II

The Fifth Sinking of Burong was an environmental mishap that took place following the Friendly Council's 1986 Sinking of Burong. The Fifth Sinking would not have occurred if not for the meddling of the Bean Boarders. Friendly Council members Dale and Teshub converted themselves to humans for sport to participate in the cleanup of the prior sinking that they caused. An angered Bean Border assaulted Dale for walking too slowly, causing an energy burst as they were both highly charged with fertility. The two got into a fist fight and Dale won, eliminating the Bean Border. Dale and Teshub hurriedly teleported to another dimension and simply sunk the city again to punish the people living there.
Safe Asymptote

The most nothing that something can be, locationwise

The Safe Asymptote is the location and timespace on the Imaginary Plane with the coordinates 0i+0j, where no point on the Mandelbrot Map approaches in any steadfast way. It requires extreme power to access this region, and it is generally used as a storage facility for dangerous supernatural waste. Timeless Beings can access it hypothetically yet there is not much sustenance there for them.
Nogai Kepelkeker

Nogai Kepelkeker was a Russian coffee farmer in Omsk, owner of the Kepelkeker Farms from 1849 to 1880. He gained the farms from his father, Uzbeg Kepelkeker, upon his death in 1849. He retired in 1880, giving the farms to his son Toktamysh Kepelkeker. He was known for having an extremely long left pointer finger, which made him a part of the Russian РЍНРИН Circus Ring from 1821 through 1832.
Venti Super Dalasi

The Venti Super Dalasi was the only car ever designed, produced and sold by The Gambia. In 2009, Yahya Jammeh ordered the Gambian Trades Commission to develop a cheap and affordable car that would be mass produced and become the most common car in the Gambia. There were also plans for a Trenta version of the car; a larger utility version of the car and the Grande; a smaller, more fuel-effecient version. Over 2000 units of the car were sold to the public by 2016, but once the Great Caffeinated Death happened and Adama Barrow took over the government, all production of the car was stopped.
Warlord Wife Buba

Warlord wife in 2016

Warlord Wife Buba is a Senegalese woman who was originally unnamed and living in the jungles of the Gambia River. Warlord Seedy Buba found her during a mission, baptised her to Islam, and named her "Warlord Wife Buba." From 2005 until his death in 2015, the couple had 35 children, the oldest being War Son Buba and the youngest being Bastard Son Buba .

As conditions worsened in post-coffee Gambia, Warlord Wife lost her son to the GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION and became staunchly against coffee, supporting Adama Barrow's regime until its fall in 2021 to the Coffee Liberation Front.
Ore Wa Animanga Shop

View of the Homer Simpson Isle

The Ore Wa Animanga Shop is a manga shop in Serrekunda, the Gambia. It was opened in 2002 after a mosque closed down and the property was bought by shop owner Dillon King.

The shop is known for being one of the only public places Dmitriy Gurevich would voluntarily travel to during the Gambian Coffee War.
Juno Maroon Cinq

Juno Maroon Cinq is a Gambia-born French alchemist, story teller and coffee enthusiast. His greatest achievement was an army of homunculi he made during his time at Hesturn Occult Research Labs. He lived in the Gambia studying coffee until the Great Caffeinated Death, which after he moved to France to help his cousin Silvia Hesturn at HORL.
The Fake Sisters

Left to Right: Fashion, Reality, Karma

Reality, Karma, and Fashion; otherwise known as The Fake Sisters, are three demonic toddlers created when a young Adelheid Smith briefly entered the Imaginary Plane in an area controlled by Walk of Fame, the Super Ghost of Hollywood. Adelheid used the Sawtelle Witch's Coven to abort the children into another dimension but the witches failed, causing the three feti to be raised into immortal consciousness by Walk of Fame. In 2016, Fashion was heavily altered by Teshub in a fight and was converted into a FUR-E. The three are rarely seen apart.
Grounded Chibi

**"You are destined to master all four Magicks! Well.. Technically, there are six, but the other two are *fake*.*"***

Grounded Chibi is a master of Sterility magic and has a strong spiritual connection with his Un-Imaginary counterpart.

Chibi comes from the Sterile Bumbays, a tribe of sterile beings that come from Bangalore, India. This group is very close spiritually with their Un-Imaginary selves and their ultimate goal is to achieve Kansei Dorifuto.

Due to his Un-Imaginary self being bound to have an inversely proportionate amount of Virility to Chibi's Sterility, Chibi restricts his overall Sterility levels most of the time.

Before the Good Days began, Chibi was Mumbi Jhai's teacher of Sterility and also who gifted him the Kama Sutra to help him understand the Source magics.

## Where is My Mind?

### Trait

Able to see visions and dreams from his Un-Imaginary self.
Coffee Haus Mages

The Coffee Haus Mages (originally only known as "Coffee Mages") are a group of Gambian wizards who devote their lives to the craft of fertility through the powerful Gambian Coffee Bean.

The group was founded in 1467 by g5 GAMBI, after he discovered the coffin of the dormant Corporeal Beast encapsulated in a mound of coffee beans. He began to farm the beans, discovering their magical powers. He then bonded his soul to that of the Corporeal Beast and amplified his magical abilities. He led the group for many years.

Generations later, the group came under the leadership of MR. Sioux Red, and the group disbanded after his two deaths in 1849 and 1924, and reconstructed itself upon his revivals in 1892 and 1984.

The group played a significant part in protecting the Gambia from the Barista Armed Forces and the Decaf Squad in the First Gambian Coffee War in 2007-2015.
Captain Jacques Spereaux

Spereaux with his Entangled Form, Crunch

"Captain" Jacques Spereaux is a French-Mexican pirate with an Entangled Form, a dog-type that he named Crunch. Headquartered in the semi-unclaimed island of Clipperton in the Pacific Ocean, he used its main natural resource, guano, and his ability to decrease the physical phenomenon of buoyancy, to engage in piracy in the eastern Pacific Ocean.

In 1940, he met Amelia Earhart, the pilot who went missing while attempting to fly over the Pacific Ocean. He offered her a service she could not refuse- a chance at beginning a new life. Their brief, unofficial "marriage" culminated in her assuming the identity of a New Jersey woman named Irene Craigmile Bolam, only after their one year relationship produced a child.

Trying to profit off budding conspiracy theories about the survival of Earhart, Spereaux didn't give his child a name, bringing him to vacation towns along the Gulf of California, in a tourist trap called "Meet The REAL Son Of Amelia Earhart!!!" After the initial hype of the theory wore off and the American and Mexican public became more concerned with World War 2, Spereaux had his son christened as Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux, and sent him off to live in a Catholic Monastery in Durango under the tutelage of Father Eusebio Chanclas Borrador de Santa Ana.

Spereaux continued his guano capers throughout the 20th century, being apparently genuinely confused as to why his aging process seemed to be so slow. After meddling with the diplomatic relations between Papua New Guinea and New Caledonia in 2018, he met a new adversary, a couple of False Reflections named Waffle Man and Woman of Beer.
Suzie Quarentino Kepelkeker

Suzie in a cosplay

Suzie moments before going to work at INDIAHELP

Suzie Q Kepelkeker is an American-Russian cosplay photographer and Satanist. She is the husband of hockey player Caesar Kepelkeker. She is personal friends with Jolyne Joyce Johnston.

Along with being extrafertile, Suzie has the ability Windrag, which lets her control the breeze and use it to turn select objects transparent for short amounts of time.

## Biography

Suzie Kruschov Quarentino was born in Omsk, Russia, in late 1995, the daughter of Emiliano Gambino Quarentino, a Sicilian abstract artist, and Maria Oblonsky, a seamstress from Дружино, Omsk, Russia. Her parents, convinced that Napster would become a universal hegemonic source of online music, created their own music platform in Russia to be competition against Napster, while simultaneously they put all their money in stocks in favor of Napster. By 2002, the family was destitute, and they moved onto the nearby Kepelkeker Farms as indentured servants. There, young Suzie befriended the Boy Next Door, Caesar Kepelkeker. After the invasion of Gak Rasputin, the matriarch of Caesar's family, Rada K. Romanov, was quite concerned with the continuation of her bloodline, so she paid for the plane tickets and visas of anyone who wanted to escape to Miami. Suzie lost her father to the mighty Yeth Hounds, and she begged her crush, Caesar, to take in her and her mother as part of the family and head to America. Caesar asked Rada, and Rada immediately declared the two married, even though Suzie was 7 years old and Caesar was 10. Although not legally, from that day on, Suzie and Caesar were technically married by Rada's standards.

After Gak's War ended, Caesar returned to Russia to pursue a career in hockey. Suzie and Maria remained in Miami, to live a life far away from the tragedy. Caesar would return frequently, but otherwise, Suzie was left an introverted child, who quickly took hold of the community of middle-school fandoms. She found herself in a rabbit hole of content that would find her an edgy Tumblr girl by 2012.

Her friends in High School were few in number, but very close. Jolyne Joyce Johnston was a distant family friend and Suzie's best friend for life. She would try to ignore Mung Brigham and Kyle Mendez as best as possible, but they would still sometimes end up at her anime-viewing parties. Unfortunately, Mung Brigham would become her first kiss at one of said parties. Over the course of high school, she would be sporadically visited by her "husband" Caesar Kepelkeker, and also by her now brother-in-law, Aleksey Pivovarov, who gave her an interest in the occult.
Johnson "Pixie" Lagrange

Johnson "Pixie" Lagrange is a former member of COS-PLAY and mail runner for Alfheim. After being kicked out of COS-PLAY for "looking too much like an actual elf", he found a job at Alfheim running mail between the Mortal Realm and the Realm of the Dead. Even though he no longer has a formal connection with Yggdrasil, he is good friends with Tyr.

## Modern Man

### Trait

Can move freely between +17i and -17i while within Manhattan of either plane. Only beings with Male Fertility can use this ability.
Marlene Rodriguez

Marlene Delaney Rodriguez is a hemigod from New Mexico.

## Biography

After being voted "The Only Attractive Woman In New Mexico" in 1998, her parents decided to bar her from entering the larger society for fear of her becoming objectified. Ironically, their solution for this was for her to be a waitress at her family truck stop restaurant, the Taste Abductee Restaurant near Roswell, New Mexico.

After being mistreated by many, she decided to turn herself into burger meat as an act of revenge against her parents and society. She hired a mysterious wizard to turn her into burger meat without her parents noticing, but this wizard was actually a serial killer named Kieran Hildermeir who chainsawed her to pieces in the restaurant freezer. A group of witches then stormed the restaurant, murdered everybody inside, and then took Marlene's remains and enacted a ritual that brought her back to life as a hemigod. With so much of her blood in the restaurant, however, her soul became bound to the restaurant. She gained the ability to take and use materials and people in the restaurant between dimensions and she quickly became an important transport location for the extrafertile.
Jefferson Hues

Jefferson Hues is the leader of Team Jeff. Originally, an extra-Virile man from the UN-Imaginary Plane, he successfully achieved Kansei Dorifuto and entered the Imaginary Plane.

With his ability No Brand Girls (Noh Burando Gururus), Jeff can boost his Virility just by having someone notice one of his actions or just himself. To take advantage of this, Jeff has spread pictures of himself throughout Tucson, Arizona.

## No Brand Girls

### Trait

The more people who are thinking of or viewing an act of Jeff, the more powerful his Virility is.
Double Adventitious Fertility

Double Adventitious Fertility is the signature ability of the Corporeal Beast which is the only known being to possess such an ability. The ability was given to the Corporeal Beast in it's initial life by Odin. It was because of this ability that Gar, a Ghost King captured the beast to double his fertilities and increase his own power.

While Gar possessed the beast, he unlocked a new level of the power in the beast called Boosted Double Adventitious Fertility which can double the fertility of any fertile being once every ten seconds. This ability practically made Gar a god of infinite fertility.

With even more research of the beast Gar unlocked another new ability, Boosted Double Adventitious Fertility - Balance Breaker which removed the time restriction on the the beasts fertility doubling, this furthered Gar's fertilites and own power.

## Boosted Double Adventitious Fertility

### Trait

Can double one's fertility once every 10 seconds.

### Destructive Power

3/10

As well as these abilities, Gar discovered the beast has an untapped 'final form' called Corporeal Beast - Juggernaut Drive which has the ability of Boosted Double Adventitious Fertility - Longinus Smasher which allows the beast to double the fertilities of all fertile being in every time, universe and conceivable reality once. But Gar has not activated it as it would also destroy the beast.

## Boosted Double Adventitious Fertility - Balance Breaker

### Trait

Doubles one's fertility without any limitation
Tay Gritty

Tay Gritty is an Arkansan man, a professional mudder during the 1980's Jeep Cherokee hype days. After retiring, he became quite invested in the art of men's health. He needed a degree to be qualified for the job at *Boys Gone Truckin'* Magazine, so he applied for the quickest degree program available, that being a bachelor's degree in Technicalities from the Quimperlé United Institute of Technicalities. In 1991, he got the job as the men's health writer.

Tay Gritty is known for writing bad advice on how to increase fertility. While he is in fact extrafertile, most of what he thinks is making him that way is actually what keeps him from being even more powerful.

His ability, Two Trucks, is quite weak due to his miscalculations, but it allows him to imbue sentience into the trucks in his garage. These trucks cannot control their movements, and their intelligence is akin to the level of a macaw or a grackle. They moan to him for gas and oil and affection.
The Bad Days

A painting of a powerful demon

The Bad Days was a time period in the life of Rada K. Romanov when she lived in Azerbaijan. It is the reason her descendents do not like Azerbaijan and the reason Rada had to leave the Kepelkeker Farms, indirectly leading to the confusion that was the later scandal.

Not only did she lose her first husband Eyfim Romanov Romanov after the fall of the Axis Powers in 1945, but soon she found out that he had accidentally killed her mother in a boat accident in the mediterranean in 1950. All the while she was dealing with the loss of her son, Nikolas Romanov, who, outside of her knowledge, was being trained by spirit beasts to become Gak Rasputin.

It all began in 1944 when the Soviet government went after Eyfim and his family after Eyfim claimed that he "owned" the smell of Kepelkeker coffee. Nikolas was lost in the woods, and Rada and Eyfim made their way to Baku, Azerbaijan. Eyfim then left shortly after Adolf Hitler's purported suicide and went to Argentina to prove that he was still alive. All Rada was left with was herself, a fishing boat, and a large supply of wooden crates.

Rada met BOB in 1954, and the two quickly fell in love, due to BOB's *powerful charisma*. BOB knew that Rada was pregnant, and before the two could officially wed and start a happy life together, a swarm of ghosts invaded the city and began draining people of their fertility. BOB left Rada behind to fight them, and the culprit turned out to be one of BOB's main rivals, the ghost king Gar.

BOB and Gar made a deal to trade BOB's fertility in exchange for freeing the fertility of the city of Baku forever, and Gar accepted. The deal was very tenuous, and turned out to be a lie, as the ghosts began attacking the city again shortly after BOB let up. BOB commanded Rada to escape with her life and the life of her future child, and she was forced to accept, being chased by ghosts that BOB could barely hold off in his weakened state.

She travelled in squalor and sadness back to Omsk through portions of Kazakhstan, and she found her way back to the Kepelkeker Farms, where she gave birth to Anna Romanov.

Though now the bad memories of Azerbaijan would forever be ingrained into her and her descendants, the Bad Days were not over.
Eusebio Chanclas Borrador de Santa Ana

Father in prayer

Father Eusebio Chanclas Borrador de Santa Ana, known as "Father Eusebio" or "P.E.S.E.Ch.B.d.S.A", is a Mexican Catholic Priest from Durango, Mexico. During and after World War 2, he was responsible for training Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux in the art of the good book. His goal was to become a saint, and Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earheart became his companion on this quest to engineer coffee-based miracles around southwestern Mexico. In 1992 he joined the Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms as a Chaplain.
Ousainou Darboe

Ousainou Darboe is a Gambian politician, who served as Adama Barrow's vice president after Barrow's victory in the Gambian 2016 election. While Adama Barrow's political views are intertwined with coffee politics, Darboe runs a legitimate political career, seemingly completely unaware of the implications of the coffee ban following the Caffeinated Death of 2016.
First Supper

First Supper was a major operation for the Bean Boarders and Iced Mondatta where they stole the Corporeal Beast from the Ghost King, Gar. This was done as revenge for taking the fertility of Mondatta's father in the 1954 Haunt of Baku as well as obtaining the Corporeal Beast for its divine coffee sense and fertility enhancing powers.

Despite Gar being a powerful Super Ghost, Mondatta and his pirate crew were able to trick Gar into coming to an early Christmas dinner at Stefan Degrassi's Chicken'n Steak, popularly known as the least masculine place in all existences. This being so, Gar's fertility powers were blocked by the restaurants overwhelming sterility, leaving him powerless against the pirates. They left with the Beast, victorious.
Leroy Versus The Corp

Leroy Ginseng Versus the Corporeal Beast, also known as the seventh Sinking of Burong occured on April 3rd, 2013 when Leroy Ginseng and The Corporeal Beast met each other for the first time and an epic battle followed. Both beings possessed abilities that could theoretically cancel each other out, Leroy's being Divine Fertility Dividing and the Corporeal Beasts's being Double Adventitious Fertility.

The battle started when the Corporeal Beast was responding to the destruction of Coffee in Burong, Gambia and found Leroy Ginseng there, assuming him to be the perpetrator as he had an outstanding level of fertility and was covered in coffee dust.

Both beings engaged in a fight, with the Beast creating great amounts of fertility and Leroy absorbing it and using it to fight the Beast back. The battle of will went on for several minutes until Leroy reached his fertility limit of nearly 300 yottafertiles and had to transfer it to somewhere else or risk destroying his fertility entirely. Leroy then transfered half of his fertility into the land of Burong which momentarily moved Burong from (-17i) to (+17i) which killed all inhabitants from (-17i) while simultaneously *destroying* their souls in (+17i). Leroy and the Beast would be the only survivors.
Timeless Being

2d representation

A Timeless Being is a creature that exists entirely within the Imaginary Plane and does not interact with the Mortal Plane or any three dimensional world on any detectable scale. Its only impact on three-dimensional worlds is the ability to lightly tug on probability by altering the spin of quarks. Within the Imaginary Plane, however, these creatures are very dangerous, as they are naturally made to roam there and are not affected by pushing forward or backward on the time plane.
Realm of the Dead

The Realm of the Dead (Imaginary Plane coordinate +17i) is a plane of existence where those with extraordinary fertility are transported after death. Intelligent life there is made up of ghosts, who can give up their soul's freedom if hired by a Super Ghost to invade their Mortal Plane.

The Realm of the Dead is different from a Crossplane Purgatory in that this realm is literally the inverse of the Mortal Plane whereas the Crossplane Purgatory is a borderline between the Imaginary Plane and the real plane and has different physics.
Tennessee Vicky

in 1898

Tennessee Vicky was an Alabaman woman born during the reconstruction era. She married boxer Xavier Muchissimo and the two travelled to Africa seeking enlightenment. She was separated from her man when he was given magical powers by the Big Elf in 1899. After copulating with her husband one last time before his disappearance, she was granted an extended lifespan. After this, she went to the Gambia and settled in the town of Burong. She remarried, had a child, and then died in the 1970 sinking of the city.
Coffee Liberation Front

banner

The Coffee Liberation Front (CLF) is a paramilitary organization founded and led by Sioux Red Jr. in 2017 after the Great Caffeinated Death of 2016. It has official support of Starbucks and several influential Russian Americans and Russians such as Yosef Romanov, Aleksey Pivovarov, and Karl Gurevich. Karl Gurevich, however, is denounced by the group due to his fathering of the terrorist who tainted the Gambia's coffee supply with anthrax.
Spectacles of Ambiguity

## Mandelbrot Specs

The Spectacles of Ambiguity, also known as Mandelbrot Specs, are an artifact associated with the Mandelbrot map that gives insight to the users location on the Imaginary Plane as well as making deciphering the map easier. They are an invaluable tool and fashion accessory to Hallowed Council members.
Karl Marx Gurevich

Karl in 2017

Karl Marx Gurevich is a Russian businessman and current landlord of the Starbucks-controlled Kepelkeker Farms near Omsk, Russia. His son Dmitriy Mikoyan Gurevich was killed shortly after committing the Great Caffeinated Death in an attempt to sabotage his uncle's relationship with the Gambia.

## Early Life

Karl began his life in a townhouse in Moscow with his parents, Marina Polishevsky and Nikolas Marx. His childhood was filled with admiration for Russian president Khruzchev, but shortly before the fall of the Soviet Union he met Kelley Ann Romanov, who, after the retirement of her grandmother Rada K. Romanov, had the opportunity to take over the family coffee plantation in Omsk Russia.

## Career

This plantation, the Kepelkeker Farms, was sure enough returned to officially private property by President Gorbechov in 1989. An issue formed as to who rightfully could own the property. Kelley Ann's brother, Yosef Romanov, and her cousin, Aleksey Pivovarov, along with a long lost relative Gak Rasputin, competed for the property rights. This controversy began the nearly three-decade-long Kepelkeker Farms Scandal, in which Kelley Ann, and by proxy, Karl, became the majority shareholder by 1995. In celebration of capitalism, Karl added the Russian last name "Gurevich" to emphasize his separation from the ideas of the philosopher Karl Marx. In 1997 he sold the farms to the growing company Starbucks and became a millionaire. Shortly after, his son Dmitriy Gurevich was born.

Living a life of luxury, changed the family dynamic, and during the 2005-2007 and 2015-2018 ceasfires of the Farms Scandal, Yosef Romanov brought Karl and his family on vacations to the Gambia to experience their "hot beans." This led to Karl and Yosef investing heavily in the Gambian coffee industry and its supporters, including incumbent Gambian president Yahya Jammeh. In an effort to destroy the business ambitions of Aleksey and Yosef, he hired Gambian warlord Seedy Buba to destroy Aleksey's holdings in the Gambia while he was on his honeymoon with Aisha Mankita. This led to the radicalization of his son against the entire coffee industry and Dmitry later conducted the Great Caffeinated Death and was killed by the Gambian air force. In the aftermath of their son's death, Karl and Kelley Ann divorced. Kelley Ann moved to Maryland, and, in fear for his money, Gurevich moved to Brazil in a predominantly Mozambican community, where he lives to this day.
Clara Venetti

Clara (right) with husband Juanito (left)

Clara Venetti Romanov is an Italian-Argentinian woman who worked in a Patagonian meat shop until she began adventuring with her new husband Juanito Romanov. She would frequently be left alone for months on end with her children Jamon Romanov and Cerrita Romanov while Juanito was out on deep-wilderness archaeological trips.
BaSa Cherry

Basa Cherry at a professional human trafficking convention photoshoot

Bahulaprema Sankaracharya, known as BaSa Cherry, is the supreme leader of Coffee Haus 9 in Telangana, India. She owns several slaves, mostly from the Sentinal Islands, who produce Gambian coffee in underground warehouses in rural areas.
Bob and Yosef's Worst Days

concept art for Paul McSaggins by Gibson in 2017

### Starring

Johnny Depp as BOB, Jason Momoa as Paul McSaggins, Ryan Reynolds as Jeffrey Meena, Steve Buschemi as Yosef Romanov, Meryl Streep as Anna Romanov, Samuel L. Jackson as Yahya Jammeh, Will Smith as Liquid Bean, Clint Eastwood as Rabo, Julia Roberts as young Rada Romanov, Carrie Fisher as old Rada Romanov, Mila Kunis as Marlene Rodriguez, Troy Baker as The Jazz Man, Seth MacFarlane as Aleksey Pivovarov, Tom Hanks as Gar

"Bob and Yosef's Worst Days," or simply, "The Worst Days," is an A-list action sci-fi drama film made by Meena Productions. The executive producer is Jeffrey Meena, with screenwriter Jim Gibson and the Russo brothers as directors. The story, a 126 page screenplay, is based on a true story, or so it is autobiographically claimed by the executive producer, who is a major character and moralizer in the film. The score for the film was created by most of the participants of the Gambian record label Jam the Gam.

It stars:

Johnny Depp as BOB,

Jason Momoa as Paul McSaggins,

Ryan Reynolds as Jeffrey Meena,

Steve Buschemi as Yosef Romanov,

Meryl Streep as Anna Romanov,

Samuel L. Jackson as Yahya Jammeh,

Will Smith as Liquid Bean,

Clint Eastwood as Rabo,

Julia Roberts as young Rada Romanov,

Carrie Fisher as old Rada Romanov,

Mila Kunis as Marlene Rodriguez,

Troy Baker as The Jazz Man,

Seth MacFarlane as Aleksey Pivovarov,

Tom Hanks as Gar,

Adam Sandler as the Crimson Bean,

Anthony Hopkins as Odin.
Lil Mill

John Green Milliath, aka Lil Mill, is a Gambian rapper born in 1998. He frequently collabs with one of his inspirations, Big Money Gambia, though Mill is slightly more politically neutral.

## Popular Songs

* Yuh
* By The Rivers of Gambia (The)
* 4rm me 2 u
* La La Skrrt La
* Red Blue Green You Know What I Mean
* Eyes?
* Party Like There Are No Eyes (ft. Big Money Gambia)
* Eyes Like Crimbo Watch Me (ft. Big Money Gambia)
* Yah-ya I love Yahya (ft. Big Money Gambia)
* Coffee Gang (ft. Big Money Gambia)
* Biggest Monies in The Gambia (ft. Big Money Gambia)
* Your Freedom (nothing) (ft. Big Money Gambia)
* Hangin' With My Homies and The Eyes(ft. Big Money Gambia)
Grey Fenton Electra

Grey at her gothic wedding to Daryl

Grey Fenton Electra is a former witch from Newark, New Jersey. She was married to her brother, Daryl Fenton, entirely to please the ghosts. When Daryl died and was sentenced to the Ghost Zone time loop, she moved to Catalina Island to be with her cult and the secret lover she had already had a child with, Gary Electra.
Kepel Keker

Holy portrayal of the often canonized "Bean Saint" being shown the way by the Virgin Mary, circa 1692

### Career

Coffee saint

Kepel Keker, also known as the Patron Saint of Coffee Beans in pre-Soviet Russian Orthodoxy(even though he was religiously Muslim), was the first descendent of the Sibir Khanate to create Siberian Coffee Plantations. He claimed that the coffee beans were a gift from "the angels." He would lead the Kepelkeker Farms from 1601 to 1749, living for 188 years thanks to the alleged "mystical powers" of the coffee bean. The truth was, in fact, that he had been shown by The Crimean Man the art of extracting fertility from coffee beans.
Sir Walter Raleigh Requiem

Sir Walter Raleigh Requiem was a Requiem Ghost who hid in many places in the colonial Mid-Atlantic after his death. He is responsible for the corruption of The Jersey Devil in 1749.

During his life, he was one of the high-ranking members of English society. In 1618, he was beheaded (and subsequently died). Being vaguely extrafertile from his experience with Mega Tobacco, he became a ghost and entered the Realm of the Dead. Over the years, he realized that in the Mortal Plane a town in the new world would be named in his honor. He was determined to make his way to the town of Raleigh and become its local Super Ghost.

The journey was harrowing and lasted nearly 70 years, and he nearly Super-died along the way. In 1749, he gained his Requiem form and re-entered the Mortal Plane by following the orders of Teshub to sacrifice a child using concentrated Mega Tobacco. This child became The Jersey Devil. The Jersey Devil swore eternal vengeance upon Raleigh, condemning him to prison in Yggdrasil. After escaping and making it to Raleigh in 1799 he was rejected a seat as its local Super Ghost, as the region was already claimed by Mountain Mama.

He Super-Died shortly after a Bruce Springsteen Concert in 1980.
Timeline

View the Romanov-Pivovarov-Kepelkeker-Gurevich Family Tree

* 1917
	+ October 31
		- Rada Keperkekel (Romanov) is born in Kolosovka, Tatar Soviet, USSR during the October Revolution.
* 1936
	+ June
		- Rada Keperkekel graduates from Школа 2 in Omsk.
* 1944
	+ October
		- Rada Keperkekel Romanov moves to Baku, Azerbaijan, marking the beginning of the Bad Days.
* 1954
	+ April 23
		- Rada Romanov escapes Azerbaijan and returns to Omsk Russia.
* 1966
	+ June 6
		- Yosef Romanov is born in Omsk Russia.
* 1967
	+ June 25
		- Boris Voronkov is born in Omsk Russia.
* 1970
	+ April 13
		- Aisha Mankita is born in Brufut Manjago, Western Gambia
* 1980
	+ August 11
		- Aleksey Pivovarov is born in Omsk Russia
* 1984
	+ June
		- Yosef Romaov graduates Школа 3 (School 3) in Omsk
* 1987
	+ February 11
		- Yosef Romanov starts working at Кофебус (a coffee shop) in Omsk
* 1988
	+ June
		- Yosef Romanov graduates Omsk State University with a major in Coffee
* 1997
	+ June
		- Aleksey Pivovarov graduates from Школа 3 (School 3) in Omsk
	+ July
		- Aleksey behings his first voyage to the Telugu States of India
	+ October
		- Aleksey meet Aisha Mankita for the first time.
	+ December
		- Aleksey moves to Alexandria Virginia
* 2007
	+ June 1
		- Aleksey marries Aishia in Gambia
* 2016
	+ June
		- Yosef marries Aisha in Gambia.
* 2017
	+ December
		- Aleksey travels to the Gambia in his most recent voyage to spend time with Aisha.
* 2018
	+ June
		- The introduction of Facebook brings Yosef and Aleksey to the realization that they have both married Aisha Mankita.
Mjnolnir

**"What if we make the handle really short, I don't want anyone to think I'm over-compensating for anything." - Loki to Tyr**

Mjnolnir is a powerful hammer created by Loki and Tyr during an experiment around -17i +1630j where Tyr consumed the super-massive black hole of ESO 137-001 and birthed the hammer. The hammer itself grants its wielder the Ability ??? which causes the hammer to return to the user at will from anywhere within the Imaginary Plane.

When used against another being, the damage from being struck by it usually gives the victim Super Death.

After Odin suspended Loki and Thor, Maximillion Edison was made its guardian.
Homunculus

A homunculus is a being created from Fertility which lacks a soul and mind. The body of a homunculus is made of fertile neutrinos that limit their abilities and bind them to the plane they are created in. Their own fertility can be either independent or an extensions of another being's fertility. A homunculus cannot do *anything* unless they are being observed by a lucid being.
Mr. Sioux Red

Mr. Sioux Red is a close friend and trusted Gambian business partner to Aleksey who granted him the job of overseeing Coffee Haus 10 while Aleksey was away on other business ventures. He lives a dangerous life by being associated with coffee in the Gambia where the punishment for possesion of a single bean is a felony and could result in 10 years of prision at the minimum. Not much is know about his life before The Caffeinated Death of 2016 except that he was a coffee farmer. His son Sioux Red Jr. is the head of the controversial Coffee Liberation Front (CLF). He was killed in an anti-coffee terrorist attack in 1920 and his soul remained in purgatory until being resurrected by BOB in 1984 in exchange for his fertility. But they agreed that he should have a son first, so he impregnated a random woman who would become his wife, Mrs. Jaraya Blue. This child would be Sioux Red Jr.
Benedict Almami

Benedict Almami *was* a Gambian man, who *was* an executive police officer in the capital region of the Gambia. At one point he *was* replaced by a REPTILE. His REPTILE relacement worked in favor of Adama Barrow for the nefarious purpose of Quantum Icing the fertility of Mr. Sioux Red in early 2019. He worked for the Friendly Council during and after the reign of the Crimson Bean in the United States.
Mumbi Jhai

**"He's got way too much confidence in his right hand!"**

Mumbi Jhai aka Mumbi Odinson is one of the most powerful FUR-E members, and the only one capable of using his full power without a fursuit. He also possesses two artifacts; the Kama Sutra and the Mask of Blight. Following the events of the Caffeinated Death II, he was made the leader of SUR-EEL.

## Full Name

**Avatar Brewed Eveniet Mumbi Odinson apud-Homura** **Tempus-Solutus**

* Avatar - He mastered all four magics
* Brewed - Honorary Sterile Bumbay name
* Eveniet - FUR-E title of someone who has their full powers unlocked
* Bumbi Odinson - (re)Birth Name
* apud-Homura - He dons the cosplay of Homura
* Tempus Solutus - Someone who has traveled through time and altered fate

## Abilities

In addition to the 4 abilities from each of his magics, he has a forbidden COS-PLAY ability.

### Cum on Feel the Noize (Fertility) - Body

His initial and foundation ability that allows him to use all three other magics.

### Beast and the Harlot (Sterility) - Mind

Mumbi can call upon his UN-imaginary ancestors and self for their powers and wisdom.

### Shadilay (Virility) - Spirit

Mumbi can make himself and others around him fly and teleport within a plane of existence. Activating this ability also causes a surge in nearby Sterility.

### They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore (Anility) - Soul

Mumbi can substitute his own soul with another. When activated, his soul gets replaced with a randomly generated soul that will incur all attacks on Mumbi's soul through Source. Once the soul has been Super Killed or Mumbi chooses, he can return to the body, retaining all memories the soul gained.

## Cum on Feel the Noize

### Trait

The ability to bend all four Source energies mainly through his right hand.

Gives mumbi the ability to stop time as well as travel back in time and space to Yggdrasil on 9/11 of the Dead.

## Life

His friend Grounded Chibi helped him unlock the ability to use the four variants of Source Magic using the universe-spanning knowledge of the Kama Sutra. These are Fertility, Sterility, Virility and Anility. With Chibi, he traveled Imaginary Plane learning the four magics. Finding masters of the Un-Imaginary magics Virility and Anility was especially challenging for him.

Chibi himself, being a master of Sterility, taught Mumbi how to use and build his Sterility.

Odin and his business partner Super Epstein were his teachers of Fertility.

In Japan, he found Aizheng Takahashi who taught him Anility.

Near the Safe Asymptote, he met a timeless being who taught him Virility after he gazed into the Looking Glass.
Penelope Al3ph

Penelope Al3ph is an Arkansan witch. She was one of the original members of the Dmitriy Heaven Club while attending USC, until in 2017 the California-native Witch Queen Adelheid Smith crashed a DHC party. Penelope converted to being a witch afterwards, and transferred to a community college in Arkansas to be closer to home. At one point, the Grain Reaper came to purge extrafertiles from the Midwest, but Penelope managed to inflict her physical form on the Reaper's attack, effectively kicking her from the universe. While in some cross-section between the Imaginary Plane and the Real Plane, she met and combined with another version of herself, and learned that her home dimension was destroyed, and that a similar fate awaited this next one.

Since then, she gained the ability to lock onto fertile "circuits" connected to a living being, and shift them into other realities for short periods of time.

## IMMATERIAL

### Trait

allows user to detect fertile circuits in nature and move the circuit to a nearby reality, not affecting the physical world at all