Snoutzibar Thanksgiving

The Snoutzibar Thanksgiving was an event on 2022-04-24.

It was a dinner party to celebrate Razzelkines victory of Mohrann the week earlier and gathered a lot of attention.

It introduced a lot of new piglin characters, like The Piglin Chef, Razzelkines' mother, the Stripper Pig and Engima\_Engine.

## Prelude

After the event known as "The Cold One Awakens", it took a couple of days for the players to take down the beast. Razzelkines was the one who fought the heaviest and dealt the final blow, thus winning a great propaganda cause.

The only guests invited where an olympian and a hobbit.

## The Speeches

Speeches where held by the Emperor, the High Priest and the Host of the party, all congratulating Razzelkines.

**Tegulas' speech:**

"The most august majesty of the imperial throne is in presence and celebrations can commence. The Crown is not prone to waste air on useless dialogue. We are here to celebrate a great victory over a Demon of Ice. The slaying of Mohrann. In my wild youth the Icy demons where more numerous and stronger than you can possibly imagine. The world was naught but cold until our flames brought warmth. In my youth, I hunted down and killed thousands of the Ice Demons, one by one. I am surprised that at least one escaped my attention.

Our God is Fire and Fire is our God. Ice is not a danger to the blue fire that lives inside the royal bloodline, but it is a threat to the fire of my people. The very antithesis to our existence. The Crown salutes you for your heroism Razzelkines. You slaughtered a great beast and cut off it's head. show everyone the proof of your achievement. Show them the head of Mohrann.

Approach the throne and kneel before your Emperor. I'm granting you a promotion in the army. You shall henceforth be known as Coronel Razzelkines, and in military matters you only need to follow the orders of a General, the only rank that outranks you now. You shall also be granted command of a province, making you a landlord with your own castle.

After dinner, we are having drinks and dance. I've heard that we shall also play some games and have a fighting competition. All piglins except Razzelkines may participate. Since you are the guest of honor I want you to enjoy this event that is for you by the side of me and my daughter. You will crown the winner of the games with a beautiful reward. Now my most trusted underlings will snort and squeal their praise. Make your speeches brief, Saleera and Khleba. I am hungry from the travel."

**Saleeras' speech**

My sincerest thanks to his august majesty the Emperor for providing us with the most promising theme imaginable. A moment to celebrate a true Hero of the Empire! Someone truly kissed by Fire! I will not dwell on ceremony. The God of Fire knows my words are true, and so shall you all.

The Temple of Babar wishes to congratulate our warrior monk. From they day I laid my eyes on you Razzelkines, I knew you where gonna become one of Babar's favorites. One of his most favored and blessed crusaders in this war for our survival! Make no mistake piglins, we are under attack! The other races are grinding us down just because the way we look!

They want to butcher our wives and piglets, they want to feast upon the flesh of our innocent! On those of Babars children who are to weak to fight back! But we can fight back! With an army of Warrior monks just like you. You are as fearless in battle as you are clever and kind to your fellow piglins. You never speak unless necessary, you never strike a pig in anger, you never stray from the path that leads to excellence. You train your chest daily and it shows, you never skip leg day. You take on the enemy without even considering your own well being, and The God of Fire has truly blessed you for your bravery.

Your majesty the Emperor. Your highness the Princess, I love you. I love you with all the fire in my heart. I make a solemn vow to you that I shall provide you with more warrior monks just like Razzelkines. An army capable of saving our people from destruction and making it clear once and for all that the Temple is the most important branch of government. After the dinner and before the games, I shall preside over a sacrifice to The God of Fire and I expect all of you to donate something of immense value to the lavapit of Babar.

**Khleba's speech**

Honored, imperial family that graze us with your presence, I humbly grovel before your feet and bid thy welcome to Snoutzibar. We are truly not worthy to receive your royal presence on an official visit. Truly not. I am Khleba Snoutz and I will be your host today. All expenses have generously been paid from the coffers of the many members of the Snoutz family and my company.

Today is a day of celebration and partying. Today we are here to recognize a great warrior who've slain not only aquilan pigkillers and olympian thieves and Soul hunter scum, but also a great ice monster, a heroic feat that I'm sure will grow into a living legend. And Razzel, if you ever want to sell the rights to the book about your life, I will make you an offer you can not refuse. Honored guests, piglins and foreign dignitaries.

I welcome you. I will now give my sincerest praise to the warhog who made it possible for us all to be together today, the Army Major Razzelkines. You Razzelkines have seen past bipartisan gridlock between the Temple, the Army and the Merchant class. You are indeed blessed by Babar, but what makes you special is not your devotion to The God of Fire or that Saleera has his tongue halfway up your arse. What makes you special is that you first and foremost look to the protection of your PEOPLE. Besides the Royal family, You Razzelkines are the greatest protector of pigs anywhere. I look forward to continuing doing business with you. If you are ever in need of provisions for war like potions, food or enchantments, don't hesitate to come to me.

I've put up a donation box by the entrance and a part of the proceeds goes to charity to help piglets who've lost their parent in the Nether Massacre last week. I hope you enjoy the entertainment, food and complementary drinks. Please, let my Chef introduce the food.

### Main Course

(Meat Pie and Zebra foul in a gravy of it's mother's blood)

## The entertainment

During the dinner the guests listened to music and mingled and where shown the head of Mohrann as proof of the deed, Drinks where served, like Pigpiss, Netherwart Shots and Tuskworth Single Malt Whiskey. During the meal, poems where read by Porcus\_Cato and LostTrader to honor Razzelkines.

**Porcus Cato's poem:**

*"Roses are red*

*Our Emperor's blue*

*I like penis*

*I hope you do too."*

**The great march (Haiku by LostTrader)**
*The Strong Piglin march*
*Forward swinging the Axe,*

*Strength shown power*

*Slayed The Beast.*

**Beast of Ice (Ode by LostTrader)**
*The night, It roared Beast of ice showed itself once again*
*Tonight it shall be stopped, Shall be slayed*

*Axe of Strength in the horizon.*

*Can only be one Piglin; Only one of strength and courage shall slay the beast of Ice.*

## The Dance

After the dinner, players where treated to more music and ball dancing on the floor. The consul of Olympus showed off his horse Jarold, which was the first time the princess ever rode one of those, to the piglins, exotic animals.

After that, the piglins went to the Sacrifical mountain outside of Snoutzibar and gave gold and other valuables to Babar the God of Fire. \_Private\_ seemed badly affected during the ritual, something he blamed on all the drinks he have had

## The Games

There where 3 games after the Sacrificial Ceremony.

**The Fire Jump** - Competitors jumped a ditch of fire to prove they where blessed by Babar. Razzelkines mother and High Priest Saleera managed the jump.

**The Lava Swim** - Competitors swam through a pool of lava to prove their resistance to fire and pain. Being born with the blue blood of the piglins, princess Empatio managed to swim the furthest and longest without suffering even minor inconvinience. Razzelkines was the normal piglin who managed to swim the longest.

**The Tournament** - Piglins where split in pairs and fought duels in the arena, the winner's advancing to the next stage. Victory was won by Princess Empatio, after her challenger allowed himself to be defeated in the last round, not daring to hurt the princess in front of her father.

## The End

The party ended in a secret piglin night club, owned by Swinechester Goldcarrot.

## Aftermath

Afterwards the Captain was arrested and briefly questioned in the Iron Hotel, but was released the same night.