They Should've BANNED me from the Movies Sooner

## Overview

"They Should've BANNED me from the Movies Sooner" is the 30th episode of the Hippo Saga and the last video of 2023.

Turskit tries to take Yellow Jacket on a date to the movies, only for Tahu to tag along and inevitably sabotage the date when he smuggles in food beneath his clothes.

## Original Video Description:

I went to the movies. It cost like 40 dollars...

Support the Animations: https://www.patreon.com/pantsahat

Astolfo Va: https://twitter.com/CrySpy27

Yellow Jacket Va: https://www.youtube.com/@KaniMeidunVA

Original music by: https://www.youtube.com/@malemaidcafe

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Turskit
* Yellow Jacket
* Hippo
* Tahu
* Astolfo

#### Other characters:

* Jiko (Non-Speaking cameo)
* Anime Guy (Non-Speaking cameo)
* Random Hot Girls

## Transcript

Turskit: We should go on a date to the movies. Just you and me *alone*. I already cut the hole in the popcorn bucket.

Yellow Jacket: B-But won't the popcorn fall out?

Turskit: Then plug the hole.

Yellow Jacket: Uh-

Turskit: So what do you say, little man? Wanna come?

Yellow Jacket: To the movies?

Turskit: Mmm, No.

Yellow Jacket: Uh- I need to consult my life coach!

Turskit: You're what?

Tahu: Yeah, he can't go.

Turskit: Why not?

Tahu: Cause he's not bank rolling your movie visit! Thirty dollars for popcorn? Heh. We're hustlers. We don't get hustled.

Turskit: The only place you hustle is to the couch.

Tahu: Yeah babe, come sit next to me. We can Netflix and Chill right here for free. It's basically the same thing. There's just one small problem, uh... Does anybody actually have an account?

Yellow Jacket: Uh, Yeah. My password is SleevelessJeans12-

Turskit: Stop listening to him! He's just trying to sabotage our date!

Yellow Jacket: He'd never.

Tahu: We have to sabotage your date.

Yellow Jacket: But I kinda like spending time with her I guess.

Tahu: Sunk Cost fallacy! Just look at her. She's a bum, and all she wants to do is bum a free movie off of you.

Yellow Jacket: That's not true!

Tahu: Prove it!

Turskit: Well, I'll pay for the tickets! Mine too.

Yellow Jacket: What? Oh, it'll be like a double date, except there's three of us and he's not bringing anybody.

Hippo; Bruh, got room for one more?

Turskit: No one else is coming!

Astolfo: Hello! Welcome to the movies. We have payment plans for the popcorn, if you need it.

Tahu: Yeah, we need uh, four tickets to a movie that's not uh, sequel, remake, reboot, reimaging, or an adaptation of a book.

Astolfo: Sure! This movie won an Oscar.

Tahu: It can't be pretentious!

Astolfo: Uh... I guess you can watch the ads.

Tahu: That's perfect!

Yellow Jacket: Uh, does that work for you, Turskit?

Turskit: As long as I'm with you~

Tahu: You mean with *US*, babe.

Turskit: Just buy the f\*\*\*ing tickets...

Yellow Jacket: Here you go!

Astolfo: Ah, thanks!

Yellow Jacket: Guys, I got the tickets.

Astolfo: Hey there buddy. You didn't get any popcorn. Won't you get hungry during the movie? Unless... You're smuggling in food, aren't you?!

Yellow Jacket: I never break the rules! I'm a good boy!

Tahu: Gurl, I got an entire rotisserie chicken in my coat pocket.

Turskit: What? Why?!

Tahu: When I go to the movies, I get set up in there like it's the last supper. There's more food than thanksgivin'. I got a microwave stashed under our seats, and I got a mini fridge hidden in the ventilation system.

Turskit: You're gonna get us kicked out!

Tahu: I can just about guarantee it, when I start *livestreaming the movie!*

Turskit: You're not gonna ruin my date. Hand over all the counterbands! Coun-Ca-Can-Canterbands. [**Giggle**]

Tahu: Fine. You twisted my arm. Here you go.

Turskit: Wha? There's no way that you could eat all this!

Tahu: Eat? No I see it in the bathroom.

Turskit: So this is what it means when you say you're hustling? LMAO [**Giggle Snort**]

Astolfo: Hey. What is that you're holding?

Turskit: I'm holding it for a friend!

Astolfo: Did you really think you could smuggle in an entire buffet?

Turskit: Ah! Foot!

Astolfo: You're banned from the movies! Vacate the premises.

Turskit: But... But he set me up!

Tahu: Nah. You set *me* up... with some *free tickets*.

Turskit: WHAT? You really did all of this just to save a few bucks?

Tahu: This cost me a lot of money to do. I hope you know that.

Turskit: That's it! I'm taking my short king with, and I'm leaving!

Astolfo: Don't act like leaving is a choice!

Tahu: How about you let him choose who he hangs out with for once? Me or you?

Yellow Jacket: Agh!

Turskit: Uh... Sure! I'm a Dommy Mommy Goth Girl who's going to financially support him. How can he *not* pick me?

Yellow Jacket: Uh... Could you tell me why I should pick you instead?

Tahu: EASY!

Turskit: I've seen this one! He buys the Toyota!

Tahu: Stop her! She's spoiling the ads!

Turskit: Wha?

Astolfo: AH!

Turskit: Oof!

## Trivia

* While the thumbnail reads "They never should have let me in AMC Theatres", the in-universe theatre featured in the video is called "CBT Theatres".
* This is the first video where we see the inside of Yellow Jacket's home on screen. His love of Pizza (as first seen in "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness") is apparent from the numerous Pizza boxes in his kitchen and living room. He also has pictures of Turskit on his fridge, implying he's at least fond of her.
* Turskit's opening dialogue is in reference to the "PopCorn Trick" which involves doing a lewd act involving a popcorn bucket with a hole in it.
* Tahu says he and Turskit can "Netflix and Chill" for free, which is normally slang for inviting some one over for intercourse , but in this case Tahu likely meant it literally as he required Yellow Jacket's Netflix password.
* Yellow Jacket's password includes the word "SleevelessJeans" which is a reference to what he called his shorts in "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness".
* Yellow Jacket isn't wearing his usual footwear in this episode, and is instead wearing the same Jordan's that Master Chief wore in "Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer".
* Both scenes with arrows pointing to Turskit with random descriptive words on them are (possibly) a reference to the "Ideal GF" meme. They also represent how Tahu see's Turskit VS how Turskit sees herself.
* The six movies playing at the theatre (as seen by the posters) are "SUPER PEOPLE 23: CA$H GRAB", "Invasion of the Booty Snatchers", "Attack of the 32 yr old Goth Girl", "Monday", Hairy Wizard and the lad who survived a shanking", and "Bunny 2".
* Most of movies are obvious parodies of numerous other movies: "SUPER PEOPLE 23: CA$H GRAB" is an obvious parody of the abundance of Super Hero Movies that have come out within the last decade. "Invasion of the Booty Snatchers" is a parody of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". "Attack of the 32 yr old Goth Girl" is a parody of "Attack of the 50 foot woman". "Monday" is a parody of the movie "Friday" featuring Garfield (dressed like Friday protagonist 'Craig Jones') who is known for hating Mondays.and Hairy Wizard and the lad who survived a shanking" is a parody of the various Harry Potter movies.
* When Tahu references the last Supper, we see an image of Tahu and the rest of the main cast replicating one of many paintings of "Last Supper" with Jiko and Anime Guy present (despite them not being in the rest of the video). This scene is notable for featuring 7 out 8 main characters on screen at the same time with the only exception being Master Chief (who tends to be excluded from Tahu centered videos).
* Since Turskit was banned from the theatre, her ticket was given to one of Tahu's girls who see see in the theatre with Tahu, Hippo, and Yellow Jacket.
* Earlier in the video, Tahu says "I got a microwave stashed under our seats". Towards the end when we see Tahu's group sitting in the theatre, one can indeed see a microwave present underneath one of the seats. Tahu also wanted to start livestreaming the movie, and we see the girl he brought in Turskit's place holding up her phone to do so.

## References

1. ↑ https://popcorncarnival.com/the-popcorn-trick-does-it-really-work/
2. ↑ https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=popcorn%20trick.
3. ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/netflix-and-chill
4. ↑ https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Netflix+and+Chill
5. ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ideal-gf
6. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superhero\_film
7. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion\_of\_the\_Body\_Snatchers
8. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack\_of\_the\_50\_Foot\_Woman
9. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday\_(1995\_film)
10. ↑ https://garfield.fandom.com/wiki/Monday
11. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry\_Potter\_(film\_series)
12. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last\_Supper\_in\_Christian\_art