Paintball Pandemonium/Transcript

Scene 1

Mtn.Dew: oioi m8s. Welcome to The Object Trials, from the creators of TFG.

Go Sign: HEY!!!!! What are you doing?

Mtn.dew: Introducing the viewers to us, you skrub.

Go Sign: No Just No.

Mtn.dew: Fine :<

Go Sign: Will you just sit down and relax

Mtn.Dew: Fine.

Go Sign: What is this “The Object Trials” anyway?

Mountain Dew: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

Scene 2

Note: Hey Scrolly, wanna know what I just saw?

Scrolly: OMG, like, what?

Note: I like, saw Trashy sucking his pinkytoe.

Scrolly: Wow, like, Trashy is such a like, baby.

Trashy: HEY! You better not be talking about ME!

Scrolly: Go away.

Trashy: MAKE ME!

Note: Oh, I will.

\*Slaps Trashy\*

Trashy: GRRRR-

Lighthat: Woah, woah, guys, stop fighting! That isn’t a very bright thing to do!

Trashy: \*Breathes in intensely\*

EUGH-

Scene 3

Root Beer (Happy): \*Hums\*

Flag Pole: Hey, Root Beer? Wanna look swagalicious with these cool shades?

Root Beer (Angry): NO!

Flag Pole: I was only asking, jeez. Take a chill pill.

Root Beer (Sad): I-I’m sorry.

Flag Pole: Ugh! \*throws shades at Root Beer and walks away\*

\*walks towards CD, Fireball, and Sketchpad\*

Oh my Huang, Root Beer is so mean.

Fireball: What happened?

Flag Pole: I asked him if he wanted some SWAGALICIOUS shades, and he screamed at me. #RageQuit.

CD: It’s probably just the condition he has. Multiple Personality Disorder, remember?

Sketchpad: How did he even get that anyway?
Fireball: Sorry, didn’t ask. I don’t know and I don’t care.

Flag Pole: Well, do any of YOU GUYS want these swagalicious shades? They’re only $2.

Fireball, CD, and Sketchpad: No thanks.

Flag Pole: Fine. \*walks off angrily\*

Scene 4

Rainbow: Bally.

Bally: ....

Rainbow: Bally.

Bally: ....

Rainbow: Bally.

Bally: ....

Rainbow: Bally!

Bally: ....

Rainbow: BALLY!

Bally: What?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Rainbow: Guess what?!!!!

Bally: \*sigh\* What?

Rainbow: You suck. \*laughs maniacally\*

Bally: \*long sigh\*

Chesty: YARGH! Stop being so mean to my hearty crew member, landlubber! Or I’ll force you to walk the plank!
Rainbow: \*starts screaming\*

Chesty: N-no…..

Rainbow: Then go away!

Scene 5

Water Bottle: Hey Hourglass, do you think I’m bland?

Hourglass: Yeah, I really do.

Water Bottle: Aw.

Hourglass: Anyway, I’m gonna go pick on Audacity and his Friends

Audacity: And that’s how I got my headphones!

Cookbook: What’s an object show?

NES: Did somebody say “object show?”

Hourglass: Who are you?!

NES: I’d tell you, but you interrupted me! Anyway, an object show is a show where a number of contestants compete in challenges to win a prize. In fact, I’m hosting one now?

Fireball: \*flies into the scene\* What’s the prize?! A resort?! A million bucks?!

NES: The prize is Immortality

NES: So, you game?

Lighthat: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- challenge accepted.

\*Intro\*

Scene 6

YT Logo: WAIT! YOU FORGOT ME! I WANT TO BASK IN SCREENTIME!!!

NES: Umm…...what?

CD: He’s just the random stereotype guy that appears in multiple shows.

NES: Whatever. The first challenge is a paintball match. I’m going to scatter all of you around Katkochz Isle. Find each other and shoot. If you get shot, you’re out. The last 3 people in are the team captains.

Flag Pole: How are you going to scatter us?
NES: You’ll see. 3, 2, 1, GO!

\*presses b button on his body, teleporting the cast\*

Bally: Hmmm…..\*GASP\* It’s Cookbook! It’s now or never. \*shoots\*

Cookbook: AH! \*dodges paintball\* Who goes there?

Bally: Uh oh. \*takes off running\*

Cookbook: HEY! \*runs after him\*

Bally: WOAH! \*dodges a paintball\* GOSH! \*dodges another\* GOODNESS! \*dodges again\* ARGH!

Cookbook: \*begins sprinting\* I’ll get you, you little-

\*trips over rock\* WWUH? \*falls over\*

Bally: Heh. \*shoots Cookbook\*

Scene 7

Rainbow: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA\*shooting in multiple directions everywhere\*

YouTube Logo (who has dropped his gun) : OOH! LOOK, A SHOOTING STAR! It looks so clean, it must have just gotten out of a meteor sho-\*hit by “shooting star\*

Trashy: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS?!

(Sigh) I guess I'll just have to walk on one foot.

Stupid IceCreamCake gave me no arms!

Hey isn't that Scrolly and Note! Of course they teamed! (Epic snipe on scrolly)

Note: NO! Scrolly! I will avenge you!!!!

\*runs in direction of paintball\* AHHHHHHHHH-

Trashy: You idiot. You weren’t looking where you were going. \*Shoots Note\*

Sketchpad: if my calculations are correct then that means that Trashy is right in front of this hill!

(Shoots trashy) HA!

NES: Oh come on! Can a mean character win something for once?!

Scene 8

Hourglass: \*spots Fireball in distance\* I got you this time!

Fireball: \*dodges paintball and paintball would hit Sketchpad\*

I'm not done with you! (Shoots Hourglass)

NES: Seven are out already?! Geez you guys suck…

Chesty: Yar, We be trying our best lad!

NES: How did you get here?

Chesty: Uh…

Fireball: \*shoots chesty\* Man, I am on FIRE!

Lighthat: Hey that's my line (Shoots furiously at fireball)

Fireball: \*dodges again and a paintball hits NES\*

NES: Watch where you're shooting! \*teleports both Lighthat and Fireball away\*

\*Silence\*

Now let's see who is still in.

Rainbow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA \*shoots wildly where Lighthat and Fireball are dueling\* (hits lighthat)

Fireball: thanks Rainbow (Shoots Rainbow in revenge)

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ENDING AN EPIC BATTLE!!

- Scene 9 -

CD: Why haven't I gotten any screen time this challenge!

Rootbeer: (sad) I haven't gotten any screen time either…

(ANGRY) AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO RAGE! \*shoots CD\*

Audacity: Hey, why don't you chill out Rootbeer? \*Shoots Rootbeer and his square would disappear\* Why would I even make that pun… Oh well.

-Scene 10-

NES: So uh, IceCreamCake , how many people are left?

Mtn.dew: yeah you better tell us you Scrub

IceCreamCake: Eight, I

think…

Mtn.dew: You are going to die!

IceCreamCake: Ugh, I don't have time for this… ( he would leave )

NES: You are going to die, not me! I’m perfectly fi-

\*mtndew shoots nes\*

Mtn.dew: wait where did the host go...

Audacity: How am I supposed to know i’m not the host!

MTN.DEW: no one asked you.

YOUTUBE LOGO: Ooh bur-

\*youtube logo gets shot\*

YouTube logo: I don't get enough screen time!

-dies-

Scene 11

IceCreamCake: Welp, i’m going back to the world of TFG.

Fireball: Wait! NES is dead.

IceCreamCake: Oh. Hold on. Poof.

NES: Huh? What happened?

Bally: Mountain Dew kind of shot you.

NES: Well then, I guess Mountain Dew is automatically disqualified.

\*Mountain Dew’s square disappears\*

Flag Pole: Heh, now I'm the only memey character!

Audacity: Yeah.. no kidding. But not anymore! \* shoots Flag Pole \*

Flag Pole: Aw seriously?!

Fireball: Hey! Being a copy-cat of a character of a character is one thing, but stealing lines from OTHER SHOWS?! Shameful. Just shameful.

Audacity: At least he got a taste of his own medicine.

Go Sign: Give me screen time!

NES: Go away, Go Sign. You’re already out.

NES: Anyway. 6 contestants remain.

Fireball: This is taking too long

NES: want to be disqualified?

Fireball: No.

NES: Exactly so wait

Fireball: Let's kill audacity!

Audacity: I heard that!

\*fireball shoots and misses and the fireball would hit both water bottle and stormcloud\*

NES: Now only Audacity, Bally, Window, and Fireball are still in. Who’s gonna win?
g Window: Audacity, if I’m not out, we’ll be on different teams, sooo……\*shoots self\*

NES: W0w, that was pathetic. Anyway, Audacity, Bally, and Fireball. You win.

And Fireball, you killed the most, so you pick first next episode!

NES: Scrolly, Cookbook and YouTube Logo are up for elimination, since they got shot first!

Cookbook: WHAAAAAT????!

Scrolly: OMG, no fair!

YouTube Logo: I still don't get screen time. Unfair!

NES: Like i was saying, they are up for elimination. Voting ends ???????????  See you next time!

Flag Pole: Why does no one like me?!

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Scrolly: OMG I don't hope I'm eliminated

Note: Like, Me either Scrolls!

Trashy: Well, I hope you Are!

\*scrolly gets frustrated\*

Scrolls : YOU WILL GET REVENGE!

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Scene 13

-a strange object runs down a path.-

Water Bottle : how can I prove I'm not bland? Huh?

\*water bottle walks to light, hits him\*

Water Bottle : MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Rainbow : What are you doing?

Water bottle : OH. um… Nothing!

Rainbow : Okay then.

\*walks away\*

Rainbow : Hmmmmmm…...