Kanye West

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Kanye in Forbes

### Aliases

Kon the Louis Vuitton Donguy who cant fucking release an album that he teased for years and worked on for years on end holy shit

## Appearances

### Debut

Writing actual music for a song he never released, "Green Eggs and Ham"

Kanye West is a rapper that hails from Chicago. He has a strange allergy to dropping albums on time, and shocks the world if he actually does. He is also the subject of WestServerEver, a fan Discord of (obviously) Kanye West.

He's probably never made 1 good song in his whole life, other than Stronger, which is still a light to mid 7.34133478 either way. He's also known for being a fraud who leeches off of the goat, Drake. He has written 1 lyric across his whole discography and it was with help by CyHi the Prince.

## Allergies

* Dropping albums on time
* Keeping new collaborators on albums
* Not stealing refs from other artists
* Writing his own songs
* Finishing albums
* Keeping his music safe from leakers
* Not constantly beefing with Drake

## Beef with Drake

Kanye started beefing with Drake because he's an ol' selfish bastard who hates to not see himself on top. He's been beefing with Drake since about 2018 with the "Lift Yourself Incident".

## Listening Party 1

In the beginning of July, Kanye's stupid ass walked himself on stage with every inch of his body covered with some dogshit designer clothes and played fourteen songs in total with two songs that were finished, and he wasn't even on either of the finished songs, Praise God and Jonah.

## Listening Party 2

A couple weeks after one of many failures Kanye has had in his career, he showed off a more finished album and ran his goofy looking ass around stage with a blanket on and dragged a mattress out there. He was basically finished but decided to wait more time to build a fucking house, hang out with people that were "cancelled" and make everything worse.

## Retirement

idk when this will happen but please retire you're 45 and washed up

## Kids

* South West?
* That "Baby Ye" kid
* Literally who
* Unknown

## Release of "Ray", "Airplane" and War

On January 13th, 2038, Kanye finally released his song "Airplane" off his 17-year delayed album "Ray", the sequel to "Donda". The song featured Kanye admitting to causing 9/11 and plotting with Kid Cudi, a young Playboi Carti and young Don Toliver to do the mission and then flee to the moon.

The Kanye we've seen from 2001 onwards was a robot sent from the moon developed by Bu, with later updates downgrading Bu to the person who made ideas, with Elon Musk taking over developing the robot.

Days later, Eminem and Joyner Lucas released a diss track on Kanye, Bu, Playboi Carti, Don Toliver, Elon Musk and Kid Cudi titled "War". The track remixed unreleased song War from the Donda era, with the beat being provided by Fivio Foreign, a traitor to Kanye.

In the song, both rappers threatened to resurrect J. Robert Oppenheimer to help engineer an atomic bomb that NASA will drop on the moon to kill Kanye and his crew. Knowing time was running out, Kanye hopped on a spaceship and flew, just like he referenced on The College Dropout track, "Spaceship", an empowering song hiding the dark secret about where Kanye was actually hiding.

He managed to get Lil Pump, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Droptop Golf Card and every rapper with Lil in their name to fight against old school rappers, some resurrected by Eminem and Joyner with new technology, in the ultimate battle of Mumble Rappers vs. Real Rappers.

## Death

Sadly, early on in the war, Kanye was caught lacking.

During the fight between Drake (Sgt. Lesbian) and Notorious BIG (Maj. Fat), Eminem and Joyner Lucas joined in (titled Gen. Flibbity and Gen. Hibbity, respectively) and Kanye and Playboi Carti (Gen. Mumble and Gen. Slatt), Kanye and Carti were outnumbered. Carti made a quick escape, leaving Kanye behind to his death.

A day later on 05/12/2038, Kanye's body was discovered and buried by Playboi Carti and Westside Pootie at his ranch.

## Posthumous Album "Nino"

5 years later, after an extensive collection of mumble demos from the Ray era were searched through, the Kanye estate found an odd amount of unreleased finished songs dedicated to Nino Blu and the camera-boy Nico Ballesteros (tracks dedicated to Nico were scrapped because during War he turned himself into a half opium goblin, half vampire creature, betrayed Kanye and overdosed on codein (slatt))

There was about 74 of these, from a period in time where Kanye scrapped Ray and turned it into an album called Ninos Under the Skyline, a "collab album" of sorts with producer 30 Roc. They collected the best of the best of these songs and put them on an album, titled Nino.

The Tracklist:

1. Nino Speaks (Intro)
2. The World is Nino's
3. Ninos Under the Skyline
4. Airplane (Remix) [feat. Nino Blu & Donald Trump]
5. 80 Degrees (2030 New Year Version) [feat. Chris Brown, DaBaby & Nino Blu)
6. Ninos in Paris (feat. Tom MacDonald)
7. Bye Bye Baby (feat. Nino Blu)
8. Ninolight
9. Nino's Track
10. Bound 3 (To Nino)
11. Nino is Lord
12. Dior (Bonus) by Pop Smoke

The album released on 06/19/2043 to critical acclaim, mostly about Kanye's dedication to Nino B.