Baghead: The Elf-Man!/Full Roleplay

*Our story begins five years before the events of the first B&B Roleplay. Baghead, not yet Elf-Man, is on a plane to FANDOM City, having spent his entire life in Google City. He sits next to an invisible duck on the plane.*

Baghead: So what's your name, weirdo duck?

Shaduck: This weirdo is the most popular and handsome shadow duck ever known! The name's Shaduck!

Baghead: Cool. *Pauses for a bit.* Have you ever been to FANDOM City, or is this your first time too?

Shaduck: This is my first time. I came here for the furries.

Baghead: Furries?

*Shaduck chuckles nervously. A picture of Hank the doggo falls out of his pocket.*

Shaduck: Aah!

Baghead: Ah, a fan of Talking Tom, eh?

Shaduck: Uh, yeah. *whispers* Don't tell anyone.

Baghead: Ok...

*A man from behind Baghead's seat begins speaking.*

Man: Do you think Hank will marry Becca?

Shaduck: I- What?

Baghead: Well, I've never seen the show.

Man: Hank will definitely marry Becca.

Shaduck: Nah man. They're not even a couple yet.

Man: He will, or I will strike both of them.

Baghead: What's your name?

Man: William Hickey's the name.

Man: Whickey39 for short.

Baghead: Okay...

Whickey: HANK WILL MARRY BECCA!!!

Shaduck: Dude chill out. It's just a ship.

Whickey: Shut up, or I will strike against you too!

Shaduck: What do you even mean "strike against"?

Pilot: This is your pilot speaking. We are landing in FANDOM City now. Please fasten your seat belts.

Baghead: Whickey, sit down!

*They all sit and fasten their seat belts. The plane eventually lands, and the three get off it. Whickey separates from Baghead and Shaduck, but the two decide to go to a cafe and continue talking.*

Baghead: So, what did you come here for?

Shaduck: The- the furries and Steven Universe and a blue cat. What was his name? Bubblegum?

Baghead: Gumball?

Shaduck: Yeah, that's the one!

Baghead: I love that show!

Shaduck: Me too!

Waiter: Anything else?

Baghead: Yes, one eggplant and... what do you want?

Shaduck: Extra large fish sandwich.

Waiter: Okydoke!

Baghead: So, how did you come to like Gumball?

Shaduck: My sister liked the show when I was a bab- **chick** and then I started to like it too!

Baghead: Nice! I saw a few episodes, and it just... *makes a swinging move with his arm.* swept me away!

*The waiter somehow falls over into a bowl of soup, throwing both of the duo's orders into the air. Baghead, not wanting their food to fall on the floor, tries to catch their orders. It seems as if he's going to not, but some force makes them boomerang into his hands. Baghead sets them down, shocked.*

Shaduck: What the- Wait, you have powers too?

Baghead: Powers?

Shaduck: Yeah, you just lifted those right in the air!

Baghead: What is it that I have? And what powers do you have?

Shaduck: I can fly and shoot lasers.

Baghead: You can? I thought you could only turn invisible.

Shaduck: Yup.

Baghead: So what do I have?

Shaduck: Uh, I don't know. You lifted our orders in the air, maybe you have metal powers or that one power from those space movies?

Baghead: You mean... the Force?

Shaduck: Probably.

Baghead: That makes sense. There have been occurrences similar to that in my life. And I don't think I put them in the air. I landed them.

Shaduck: Right. So should we learn how to control those powers?

Baghead: Maybe. But first we should get this stuff to go.

*Shaduck throws the whole sandwich in his beak.*

Shaduck: I'm good.

*Scene changes to the two walking around in FANDOM City.*

Baghead: Who could help me?

Shaduck: Maybe somebody else with powers?

Baghead: Oh yeah? Like who?

Shaduck: Hmm. *Looks on phone for possible helpers.* Trash man, light bulb man, lantern man.... Ooh! How about Candle Man?

Baghead: Come on, let's be real here for a minute. What's his actual name, and how can he help?

Shaduck: Hmm. Says his real name is Botuczy and he has fire powers. I guess he could uh, lift stuff with his fire?

Baghead: We'll keep on the maybe list. Maybe someone with actual Force powers. *Looks at the phone too.* Ooh, how about this guy? It says his name is... "Luis." He sounds harmless!

Shaduck: Why not? So where can we find him?

Baghead: He is... In a shack on the outskirts of FANDOM City.

Shaduck: That sounds kinda sketchy, and this coming from a shadow.

Baghead: Well he can't just be out in the open. Let's go!

*The two walk out of the bustling part of FANDOM City and find themselves in a desert-like place. It's not hot or cold, but the ground is colored terracotta and there is little life covering it. The shack is next to a mountain range, and the two enter it. Luis is hooded and in dark robes. The words "I still do too" are stitched into his outfit. Baghead approaches him.*

Baghead: Hello, oh great one. I am strong with the Force like you. Please, teach me.

Luis: I guess I will. I still do too.

Shaduck: Uh, ok.

Luis: I have not had an apprentice in some time. I want an apprentice. I still do too. Woo hoo.

Shaduck: Why do you keep saying that?

Luis: I just want to. I still do too.

Baghead: ...How about we start with a lightsaber lesson?

Luis: Okay.

*He gets up and activates his lightsaber. It is blood red. Baghead and Shaduck fearfully look at him, and the two run away from the shack.*

Baghead: RUN RUN RUN!!!!

Shaduck: I AM RUNNING! Wait. Why am I running?

*Shaduck teleports*

Baghead: WHAT?! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

*Shaduck says the "Okay" meme and teleports Baghead with him.*

Baghead: *Breathes between words.* You... never... told... me... you... could... DO THAT!!!

Shaduck: Heh, I have too many powers to count.

Baghead: What do we do now?

Shaduck: Go see our second option. Botuczy the Candle Man?

Baghead: I guess.

*They go back into the bustling part of FANDOM City, when someone jumps in front of them.*

Someone: THIS HERE'S A MUGGING! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR RICHES!!!

*Baghead and Shaduck cower in front of him.*

Baghead: What do we do?!

*Suddenly, a clang comes from behind the mugger. He falls over, and behind him a man with a frying pan stood.*

Baghead: Thank you! Wait, who was that?

Frying Pan Man: That, was UCP. He has been terrorizing this place for years.

*The figure with the frying pan was in the shadows so nobody could see him.*

Shaduck: ANOTHER SHADOW!?!?

*The frying pan person steps forward, clarifying that he was not a shadow.*

Shaduck: *Disappointed.* Oh... *Realizes something.* WAIT A MINUTE!

*Looks at his phone and back at the figure.*

Frying Pan Man: I am Botuczy.

Baghead: eY.

Botuczy: Have you been looking for me?

Shaduck: Yes. This dude has powers that he was hoping to gain control over and we were wondering you could help?

Botuczy: Of course. I have powers myself.

*The top of his head lights on fire.*

Baghead: Uh, ya got a little...

Botuczy: Oh, don't mind that.

Baghead: So, you can help me?

Botuczy: Sure as my name is Botuczy.

*Botuczy leads them into a small shop-like building. He turns on the light, and the place has many beakers, liquids, etc.*

Botuczy: I've had this place for a while. I've never used any of it, but it sure looks cool!

Shaduck: Yeah it does. I could totally hang here. So, his powers?

Botuczy: Oh yeah. *Faces Baghead.* I don't have any of your powers, but I can help. First thing you gotta do is be calm.

Baghead: I AM CALM!!!

Botuczy: Whoa, too loud. Calm down.

*Baghead takes a few deep breaths, and suddenly he takes control of everything. He flawlessly lifts something in the air and puts it back down.*

Baghead: Thanks a bunch!

Botuczy: That's all? Oki.

Baghead: In exchange, we will help you with anything you want.

Botuczy: Well, I'd like to turn this place into a Chemistry Center.

Baghead: Sound good, Shaduck?

Shaduck: Of course!

Botuczy: However, I don't want my name plastered over everything. What's your name?

Baghead: Baghead.

Botuczy: Well, let's call it, The Bagheaded Chemistry Center, and I'll just be the lesser known owner.

Baghead: All because you wanna avoid being famous?

Botuczy: Indeed.

Baghead: "Indeed." I like that word.

Botuczy: Me too. By the way, you can call me Candle Man.

Baghead: Okay, Candle Man.

*Over the course of six months, the three create the Bagheaded Chemistry Center.*

Baghead: It looks cool, doesn't it Shaduck?

Shaduck: Yeah!

Baghead: And it only took 6 months!

*The store is still small, but looks better. Baghead, done admiring the place, spots someone across the street of their center.*

Baghead: Hey that guy looks familar... *Gasps.* IT'S LUIS!!!

Luis: I see you. I still do too.

*He chases them inside. Shaduck and Botuczy hide, but Baghead steps forward.*

Baghead: I started this. I'm going to end it.

Shaduck: WHAT'S THAT PSYCHO DOING HERE THOUGH

Luis: I'm here for revenge. I still do too.

Candle Man: *whispers to Shaduck.* revenge for telling him what is and what is not wrong?

Shaduck: Heh. Apparently.

Baghead: No, it's because we ran from him.

*Baghead takes a small cylinder from his belt. He presses a button, and it turns out to be a lightsaber, colored orange. Luis turns on his own, and the two duel. Shaduck, who doesn't want his friends' store to be destroyed, teleports them all to Luis' shack. Baghead jumps on Luis' shack.*

Baghead: It's over Luis! I have the high ground!

*Luis jumps to Baghead's level, but Baghead cuts Luis' legs and one of his arms off. Luis screams, and somehow jumps away from the battle. Having won, Baghead jumps off the shack and approaches his friends.*

Baghead: Botuczy, would you mind burning the shack?

Botuczy Hell no.

*He burns it.*

Baghead: Hey, this seems like a good place for the chemistry center!

*Scene changes to Luis, who now has robot limbs.*

Luis: I will get revenge. I still do too.

*No one hears him, as he is alone. Suddenly, UCP appears.*

UCP: Me too!

*They laugh maniacally.*

*End*