2 Mortals a Leapin

**"2 Mortals a Leapin'"** is the first episode of The Uncanny World.

## Plot

Michelle Dominguez and her son and daughters, Ryan Dominguez,Leni Dominguez and Yanely Dominguez, move to GH,California and discover that their new house is already occupied by ghosts and demons.

## Cast

* Genesis Ochoa as Yanely
* Channing Tatum as Ryan
* Zoe Saldana as Leni
* Diego Luna as Maisie
* Christina Applegate as Margarita
* Carlos Alarazqui as Pancika
* Grey DeLisle as Marie Juana /Mrs. Dominguez / Jackie Dominguez
* Jorge R Gutierrez as Conchito

## Transcript

[PART 1]
*[pans down to the Dominguez House, which is decorated with a bunch of Dia de los muertos decorations, then zooms into Ryan's room]*

**Ryan:** *[pulls on his pants and talks to the viewers]* "It's the day before Dia de los Muertos every since we moved to California" *[puts a mexican tuxedo]* "and there's no better time to be in the Dominguez House." *[puts on a mexican hat and calaca skull]*
*[Ryan exits his bedroom and pulls off MJ's scarf, causing her to spin into the bathroom]*

**Maisie:** *[reading a poem]* "Dear Mama every since we died..." *[stops reading and groans]* "Aww! Come on!"

**Ryan:** "Having trouble writing this year's Dia de los Muertos poem,Maisie?"

**Maisie:** "Ryan, I'm stuck like a dead corpse with dark brown hair!" *[dinging]* "Ooh! That's not bad!" *[starts reading a new poem]* "I'm stuck like a dead corpse with dark brown! I've been fine all year, so! *[stops yet again]* "Aww, rubbish!"

**Margarita:** *[pops out, dressed as a calaca doll]* "I'll say! Those words make no *frankincense*! *[chuckles in a Linda Fantasma Nina tone]* "That's one!" *[clicks a remote, causing a festive card with the number one to appear in the right corner of the screen]* "My twelve puns of Dia de los Muertos are off to a great start. I've only got to come up with eleven *myrrh*!" *[chuckles]* "Make that ten!" *[clicks the remote and a festive card with the number two appears in the corner]*

**Yanely:** *[blows a raspberry]*

**Leni:** *[walks up the stairs wearing a red dress and skull earrings]* "Hey, Ryan! I just made the perfect Dia de los Muertos outfit."

**Michelle:** *[off screen]* Hey, has anyone seen my Dia de los Muertos table cloth?
*[Leni looks down and notices that she used the table cloth, then shushes Ryan as she walks into her room]*

**Pancika:** *[on her phone, talking to Sierra]* "Oh, don't worry about buying me a gift, Teddy Bear. I mean, sure, it's our very first Dia de los Muertos together" *[split screen widens to show Sierra, Pancika's voice is still heard over the phone]* "and I'll probably remember what you give me for the rest of our lives, but no pressure."
*[zooms away from Sierra in the calendar section of the mall, holding two calendars. She switches her phone to her other ear.]*

**Sierra:** *[on his phone, calling Pancika]* "Right. Uh, no pressure, Pancika." *[chuckles and hangs up before falling on her knees and crying]*
*[returns to the Dominguez House where Ryan is at the bottom of the*
steps. He pulls out two different shoes out of a pile that are each one
of his sisters.]

**Ryan:** Oops! Wrong ones! *[throws the shoes out of the way; to the viewers]* Excuse me. This might take a while.
*[Ryan prepares to dive into the boot pile when a ghost of a pageant girl with blonde hair and tiara zooms in]*

**Lola:** *[appearing very innocent]* "Hey there, favorite human friend! Allow me to dive into that pile of smelly sweaty footwear and
find your shoes for you. "*[curtsies, then dives into the pile]*
*[Ryan looks on in confusion. Lola then emerges from the pile with two black shoes]*

**Lola:** *[gasps for air]* "Here you are, good sir!" *[puts Ryan's shoes on his feet]* "Two human boots. Boy, these are stylish!"

**Ryan:** *[suspicious]* "Okay, what do you want?"

**Lola:** *[quiet voice with an evil grin on her face]* "To get a good haul from Santa Teressa." *[normal voice]*
 "See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel. So, if I'm going to
get on Santa's nice list, I have one day to undo twelve months of
naughty!"

**Jackie:** *[off screen]*"You're wasting your time." *[wheels in a whiteboard with equations as she comes on screen and begins pointing to sections with a candy cane]*
 "Factoring in sleigh speed, time zone changes, and reindeer bathroom
breaks, it is scientifically impossible for this so-called *Kris Kringle* to deliver gifts to the approximately one billion qualifying children. As you can see, X equals no stinkin' way." *[bites into her candy cane]*

**Lola:** *[growls]*"You're lucky I'm being nice right about now!"

**MJ:** *[nail a purple sugar skull for Yanely to the wall at a*
distance from the fireplace where the other Dominguez' stockings are hung
and next to a pink one for Lola] *"You know what I want for Dia de los Muertos? remember the dead."*

**Margarita:** *[pops up, holding a holly berry]*"What did you say, Marie? I can *holly*hear you!" *[chuckles]* "That's three!" *[clicks the remote again, causing a card with the number three to appear]*

**Yanely:** *[pops out of her sugar skull and blows a raspberry before getting picked up by MJ]*

**Margarita:** "Yanely, are you *[picks up her yellow sugar skull]* *stocking*me?" *[off screen after the screen pans to Ryan, chuckles]* "That's four!" *[card with the number four appears]*
*[Ryan turns around a corner to find a cloaked clad half human half rat lifting a dresser and a long necked ghost girl looking underneath]*

**Rat Yokai:** "See anything?"

**Long Necked Girl:** "Nope."

*[A smell comes in. LNG leaves and Ryan walks in the kitchen wondering what the smell was]*

**Michelle:** *[humming a dia de los muertos song]* *[stops humming]* Hey, son! You're just in time to try the Crown Jewel of Ol' Mom's Halloween feast...*[Opens the pot and smoke comes out all over the kitchen]*...The Pan de Muerto!"
*[Smoke comes through the window]*

**Ryan:** *[chuckles]* "And ruin the surprise at dinner? I don't think so!"

**Margarita:** "Look at your mom getting *pan* with it! *[chuckles]* Number 5!"

**Michelle:** Ah, I love the 12 Puns of Dia de los Muertos. Margarita, you wanna try my bread?"

**Margarita:** "Sorry, Mrs. Dominguez. *Yule* have to ask someone else. Get it? Yule? That's six! I just *sleigh* myself! Ooh, 7!"
*[both laugh]*

**Michelle:** "Sleigh!"

**Ryan:** *[to the viewers]* "Yup. Everyone around here is full of Halloween spirit".

**Conchito:** "DOMINGUEZ'S! What's that awful stench?"

**Ryan:** "Well, everyone expect for our crabby old neighbor, Conchito.He really lives up to his name. Especially around Dia de los Muertos."

**Conchito:** "DOMINGUEZ'S! Turn down that annoying music! DOMINGUEZ'S! Shut off all those horrible lights!"

**Ryan:** "Sheesh. *[Walks outside]* Well, I'm not gonna
 let Conchito take away my halloween spirit. I've got a week off
school. 10 inches of grave, and this guy!We've been waiting all autumn for the perfect funeral conditions. So if you'll excuse us..." *[runs off shouting but suddenly gets freak out when Lana's skull mask scares him]*

**Lana:** "Woo-hoo! My scary plan worked! Sorry,Ryan. I'm just getting ready for tonight. I'm gonna earn a scaring patch!"
*[Car tires screech and then crashes and the horn blares]*

**Lana:** "Woo-hoo! My marigold pit worked! Uh, don't worry, buddy! I got a winch!" *[Runs off to the car with her winch]*

## Songs

* Welcome to a world of ghosts and freaks

## Trivia

* This will be the series' first full-length episode.
* This will be the second winter-themed episode, after "Snow Bored".
* This episode will be the second episode set on a holiday, after "April Fools Rules" (April Fool's Day).
* This is the first episode produced for the series, but will be the third aired.
* At the end of theme song where Yanely was walking, it changes to a Dia de los Muertos scenery where Yanely is wearing her Dia de los Muertos clothes.
* Maisie always tries to write a song/poem to sing every Dia de los Muertos.
* This episode was produced as two separate parts.
* The color of the sugar skulls of each Dominguez sibling (except Jackie), all match the colors they appear in the opening sequence, and the mom's sugar skull match her clothes.
* Jackie is the only Dominguez who doesn't have a sugar skull.