Balcony/Pirate Story

Collect all of the Pirate's 10 Food Soul Anecdote stories

 Aside from gallivanting around the seas, my greatest pleasure is coming to this restaurant for a drink!
 When I'm here, I hear beautiful singing.
 I really don't know what region the folk songs come from.
 No matter how worn out I am, after hearing her, I feel totally recharged.
 It's a shame, I'd hoped that singer could come aboard the ship and sing a few songs for everyone, to boost their morale.
 But in the end, her agent doubted my intentions and refused.
 **Ocean Goddess**

 That lass Black Tea looks like a foreigner, and her outfit's not bad.
 When I asked her, she said she always drifts around the ocean.
 If she wasn't a Food Soul, I'd swear she was a sailor.
 Her amazing marksmanship and piercing eyes are just like our captain's.
 It wouldn't be overstating to call her an ocean goddess.
 **★ Respect**

 That man Zongzi,I chatted with him about the sea once, and his face turned green.
 At the time, I wrote him off as a landlubber.
 But later, I was shocked to see him rescuing a drowning kid.
 Listening to the other people in the restaurant talk about him, the first experience was a fluke.
 It seems like he's actually a remarkable guy.
 **★ Consult an Expert**

 ......
 Oh sir, did you buy a rose?
 WH-WHAT!?!
 Don't be nervous. Are you going to give it to your lover?
 I'm...not sure yet.
 If you're having problems attracting the opposite sex, maybe you should seek advice from somebody with experience.
 Do you have a lot of experience?
 I don't, but our restaurant's Chocolate is an old hand at that.
 Tsk, a mere Food Soul. How much could he know about love?
 That depends on whether you believe him or not. But at the very least, if anyone at the restaurant can be considered an expert...
 Chocolate is the first person who comes to mind.
 He's that great? I'll believe you for now.
 So, where is he?
 He might be out battling right now.
 Hmm???
 **★★ Je Ne Sais Quoi**

 Your restaurant's seafood sashimi tastes pretty good!
 You flatter us!
 But I hear that overseas, there's a famous sashimi chef.
 My crewmates say that his skills are marvelous beyond reckoning. I want to experience them for myself and see how amazing he really is.
 A person like that exists?
 I think his name is Sashimi?
 Then, congratulations! The sashimi you just ate was one of that famous chef's masterpieces.
 What? He works here?
 Customers are always saying this place has a lot of covert masters. The more I hear of customer conversations, I'm starting to believe it's really the case.
 Well, I'm really in luck! Please bring me another order!
 Okay~!
 There's a reason his reputation has spread... this exquisite technique-- I have no idea how he mastered it.
 Now, that's a secret that hasn't spread.
 **★★ Business is Brisk**

 When I arrived today, I saw a woman's silhouette.
 It was only a glimpse, but she looked just like the figurehead on our ship.
 The figurehead?
 The mermaid statue on the prow of our ship. But that woman looked far more beautiful than our mermaid.
 I know who you're talking about, it's Sweet & Sour Fish.
 Oh, a Food Soul? No wonder she looked so unusual.
 That's just her normal appearance.
 As far as we sailors are concerned, the figurehead brings everyone on the boat good luck.
 Good luck is one of those things that's impossible to explain.
 I know! The net time I come here, I'll invite the others. They'll definitely want to come see her!
 Oh, for us, that really is good luck~!
 **★★★ Rewriting History**

 To tell the truth, when sailing, even though the whole world is open to us, the days are long, and it's extremely boring.
 I haven't spent that much time at sea, but it looks like you guys deal with a lot of hardship.
 The important thing is figuring out what to do with our spare time. At first, you could say it was a big problem.
 At first?
 Now, thanks to Hotpot, we have another way to amuse ourselves.
 Ah. You don't have to tell me, I already know it's Mahjong.
 Really, we've traveled to so many countries, how did we not know about something that's this much fun!
 After all, it's a regional specialty of the Light Kingdom, and people there rarely go out to sea.
 This Mahjong set alone really is all we need to kill time when we're on the ship.
 We normally come in at different times, so if you see Hotpot, thank her for me.
 Has Hotpot changed the course of pirating history?
 **★★★ Don't Underestimate**

 I've been out at sea for a long time. Now that I'm back on dry land, every girl that I see looks beautiful!
 I think I know how you feel.
 Especially at this shop, there's sure to be a bunch of pretty Food Souls. When I come here, not only can I take a load off, it's also a feast for the eyes.
 But, you might want to be more subtle about it.
 Huh? Why?
 Even the puniest looking Food Souls are quick to anger.
 Yeah, right. Yesterday I saw a pipsqueak following on the manager's heels and crying "mommy".
 Don't tell me she's powerful too?
 Cold Rice shrimp? You picked a perfect example--there are a lot of rumors about her out on the streets.
 What do you mean?
 Can you imagine, that pipsqueak is on record for killing 100 Fallen Angels?
 Feh--who?! That Cold Rice Shrimp!?!
 Now, consider this: How many Fallen Angels are you confident YOU could kill?
 Er, if I bumped into one, I'd flee right away. How could I be a match for one of those monsters?
 Yet, those monsters are easy prey for Cold Rice Shrimp.
 I--I never would've guessed.
 Hey, you're not afraid, are you?
 Wh--who's afraid!
 **★★★★ Take a Detour**

 Outside, I ran into a man who was fire red from head to toe.
 Fire red from head to toe?
 Ah, he appeared to be a Food Soul, but he seemed like a ruthless character. I'm wondering if he's from this restaurant.
 I don't recall anyone like... hey, hey! Could it have been Boston Lobster?
 Boston Lobster? Who's that?
 I've only heard rumors. Apparently, that guy has been at war with humans for a long time.
 Isn't he a Food Soul?
 Even humans constantly commit hostile acts for their own selfish reasons.
 It's no surprise that Food Souls controlled by humans would do the same.
 That's true.
 It seems, people will only find a way to unite when they're all in the same boat.
 For someone who drifts about in the ocean, your opinion actually makes a lot of sense.
 Eh, really? Hahahaha!
 So you're saying that Boston Lobster, is still...
 Uh-huh, in the future, if you see him, take a different path...
 **★★★★ Drinking Ability**

 Have you gotten any better at holding your liquor?
 Tsk, there's nobody on my ship who can outdrink me.
 Whoa, it looks like you're really invincible now. How does it feel to be an "ace"?
 ... I recently came across an opponent.
 Who?
 Someone from this restaurant. A Food Soul named Vodka.
 Her? I hear she gets drunk after one sip?
 It doesn't matter that she gets drunk. The key is, the more she drinks, the more excited she gets, and the more excited she gets, the more she can drink.
 So, what happened in the end?
 I lost, of course.
 No matter how strong you are, there's always someone stronger.
 She's a Food Soul, it doesn't count!
 It's better to acknowledge your failures.
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