A proper wedding

This is how A proper wedding goes in Charlie Bucket and the Corpse Bride.

[Meanwhile, a mask maker prepares Victoria]

Mask maker: Madam, we must leave for the church now.

Victoria Everglot: Yesterday, I thought that my wedding would be happy. Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, pulled out to sea.

Mask maker: The sea leads to many places. Maybe you'll land somewhere better.

[He walks away as the scene changes to Victoria and Barkis' wedding]

Barkis Bittern: With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Pastor Galswells: I now pronounce you man and wife.

[We cut to Umarak in the Land of the Dead]

[He looks at his flowers and feels happy to be with Emily again]

Umarak: [sighs happily] This is finally becoming a reality.

[He then overhears Emily]

Emily: Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do? He just walked off without saying a word. Are all men like this?

Mrs. Plum: Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright. They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.

[She gets a knife out of her friend's head and washes it as Elder Gutknecht arrives]

Elder Gutknecht: My dear, we have to talk.

Maggot: Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her.

Emily: What?

Elder Gutknecht: There is a complication with your marriage.

Emily: I don't understand.

Elder Gutknecht: The vows are binding only until death do you part.

Emily: What are you saying?

Elder Gutknecht: Death has already parted you.

Emily: [gasps] If he finds out, he'll leave. There must be something you can do.

Elder Gutknecht: Well, there is one way.

Maggot: Oh, please, please, let me tell her.

Elder Gutknecht: It requires the greatest sacrifice.

Maggot: Go on, get to the good part.

Emily: What is it?

Maggot: We have to kill him!

Emily: What?

Umarak: [gasps quietly]

Elder Gutknecht: Umarak would have to give up the life he had forever. He would need to repeat his vows in the Land of the Living and drink from the Wine of Ages.

Emily: [gasps] Poison!

Elder Gutknecht: This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you.

[Umarak begins thinking about it]

Emily: I could never ask him.

[Umarak enters]

Umarak: You don't have to. I'll do it for you.

Elder Gutknecht: My boy, if you choose this path, you may never return to the world above. Do you understand?

Umarak: [holds Emily's hand] I do.

[Outside, Umarak alerts the people]

Umarak: Gather round! Gather round, everybody! We've decided to do this thing properly. So grab what you can and follow us. We're moving this wedding party upstairs.

Zombie: Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs.

Skeleton Boy: Sounds creepy.

Skeleton Girl: Let's go!

Corpses: A wedding! A wedding! We're going to have a wedding!

[Everyone gets ready]

Black Widow: Hold on, Umarak. You can't get married looking like that. [whistles]

[The spiders clean Umarak's horns and mask]

Black Widows: The spiders think you're very cute~

But goodness knows you need a suit~

But have no fears, we're quite adept~

We'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovely~

Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet~

A little stitch, a little tuck~

Some tender loving care~

A little thread will fix you up~

And we've got plenty as you see~

And personally guarantee~

Our quality repairs~

A little here, I'll fix the mess~

We're going to do our very best~

When everybody sees you~

They will all be quite impressed~

They will all be quite impressed~

A wedding, we're going to have~

Mrs. Plum: A wedding cake is no mistake~

It must be quite sublime~

Zombie cook: We're missing something~

Zombie chef: Try some dust~

Mrs. Plum: I wish I had more time~

Zombie cook: Perhaps there's something I can do~

These bones might help a bit~

Mrs. Plum: Wait a minute, that's it~

Zombie chef: A little of that~

Zombie cook: A little of this~

Mrs. Plum, Zombie chef and cook: The perfect cake is hard to miss~

A wedding, a wedding~

We're going to have~

Zombie chef: A wedding~

Skeletons: Huzzah, huzzah~

We're going to have a wedding~

A wedding~

Let's all give out a cheer~

Cause the bride is getting married today~

One thing you can surely say~

Is we will stand beside~

Until the end we will defend~

Our one and only bride~

Our bride-to-be, our bride-to-be~

Our lovely Corpse Bride~

Huzzah! Hooray! Huzzah! Hooray!~

Our bride is getting married today~

Skeleton: Oh, there she is.

General Bonesapart: Here she comes.

[Emily arrives]

[The spiders put on her wedding veil as everyone marches]

Corpses: Oh, oh, the bride is here~

She's waited for this day~

For many a year~

For this day, for this day~

Our hopes and our pride~

The bride is here~

Here comes the bride~

Here comes the bride~

Here comes the bride~

For this day, for this day~

Will last forever~

And all of her friends~

Will work together~

To make it the perfect day~

She's always dreamed~

Our hopes and our pride~

Our bride, our lovely bride~

We're going to have a party~

Like nobody's ever seen~

The living in the land above~

Will not know where they've been~

The land above~

The party of the bride~

Here comes the bride~

On this glorious day of days~

Up to the land of the living~

To celebrate~

[Elsewhere, Victor reads a newspaper]

Victor Van Dort: "Umarak the Hunter to wed his Corpse Bride?"

[He looks at the church]