The Amazon Four Chapter 4

This is the 4th Chapter of The Amazon Four. What a coincidence! Amazon, Oceania, Solar, and Sundown travel to Greasy Pigsty’s Junkyard. There is stuff like car parts that can be given to customers for free. The Amazon Four arrives at the front of this junkyard. They encounter Greasy Pigsty, who is the owner of this place. Greasy Pigsty is an overweight, greenish-gray earth pony with a pink messy mane and tail. His cutie mark is garbage (no pun intended.) “Hello, you three. What brings you guys here?”, he asks. Amazon replies “we need to get junk so we can create a van in order to get to Dragon Bull’s evil lair.”

“Dragon Bull? I am not so sure you should talk to him. He can be tough.”

“I understand, but we have to try anyways. What have we got to lose?”

\*Sigh\* “Ok. I trust you guys.”

Greasy leads The Amazon Four to the materials in his junkyard. There is a box of materials labeled “free.” Those materials are covered in feces and garbage. The rest of the materials are expensive. The Amazon Four ponies are disgusted by this. Greasy explains “here is a box of objects that are free and covered in poop and garbage. They are free because why would anyone want things that are covered in poop and junk? And here are all the other materials, which range from 1 billion dollars to 123456789123456789 in the power of 123456789123456789 dollars. So pick your poison.” Oceania plugs her nose. She anxiously replies “I don’t like the look of the free stuff. Let’s just buy the more expensive products.” Amazon responds “no way, that is a waste of money. Let’s just buy the gross things and walk out of this junky junkyard.” Sundown annoyedly said “Seriously? It’s making us all sick. Whatever, let’s just take this garbage.” And so, they bought it and left the junkyard.

Amazon magically cleanses the van parts and builds the van. The van has a teal exterior and green interior. It also has the four ponies’ cutie marks all over the exterior. Amazon asks “what do you guys think of this van?” Solar replies “it’s totally tubular, man!” Oceania says “I agree. It’s lovely!” Sundown responds “It is indeed cool, but it needs gas.” Amazon replies “you’re right” and pulls out four cans of beans from her nonexistent pockets. “Why do you even have beans?”, Sundown inquired.

“You’ll see why. Just follow my lead.”

Amazon opens the gas tank’s door. She then eats the beans, puts her butt in the gas tank, and farts in it so that it can have gas. The other three ponies perform those actions like her. Then, Amazon closes the gas tank’s door. The four ponies get in the van. Because the van supposedly has “gas”, Amazon is capable of driving it. While the van moves forward, farts start coming out of it.

About a couple hours later, the van runs out of fuel, but luckily, they end up near a gas station to get gasoline, which are NOT farts. They also go to the bathroom, stretch, and eat snacks.

After many boring hours of traveling and Oceania singing infinite bottles of pop on the wall, the ponies are getting somewhat closer to Dragon Bull’s lair, but it is a little far away. “I’m bored”, Sundown grumbles. “I’m so hungry!”, Solar moans. “I have to go potty!”, Oceania complains. Amazon replies “oh suck it up, you guys. This trip is hard for me too, and I’m not complaining.” Dragon Bull’s minions see a van traveling while they fly. They aren’t big fans of trespassers. Three of the minions try shooting fireballs at the van, but it dodges them (because Amazon is obviously driving this vehicle.) Sundown apathetically says “finally, some action. I was so bored until now.” Amazon feels frightened and mad at the same time. She pushes the gas petal harder and the van travels faster. Many of Dragon Bull’s minions try shooting fireballs at it, but Amazon makes the van dodge all of them. Solar happily tells Amazon “you’re so cool, Amazon. I wish I could drive like you.” Amazon replies “if you have a legitimate driver’s license like me, you’ll be able to drive.” Amazon then pulls out her fake driver’s license. It is hand-drawn, but the other ponies don’t know that it’s fake. Amazon then yells “WATCH OUT!!!!!” And Dragon Bull’s minions knock the van on its side. The ponies get out of it 1 second before the minions shoot it with fireballs. The van explodes because of it.

The ponies are still slightly far away from Dragon Bull’s lair. They are surrounded by the minions. Sundown uses places a part of his magical inhaler to his mouth, inhales, places the inhaler off his mouth, and lets out a huge blow that obviously blows the minions away. “How are we going to get to Dragon Bull’s lair now?”, Oceania hopelessly inquired. Sundown says “I wish we could just teleport here in a flash.” Amazon replies “that’s a great idea!” She teleports her allies there.

In Dragon Bull’s lair, he is currently forming a battle plan to retaliate against Amazon, Oceania, and Solar for beating up his minions in the forest. The Amazon Four shows up here. The four ponies and the vengeful king will fight each other during this final battle.