Washed Up/Transcript

Act 1

(The Shot Of The Blue House Scene Cuts To Pinkerton Putting On Sunscreen On His Face)

Pinkerton: (To The Viewers) Oh Hi Kids Pinkerton Is Going On A Three Hour Tour With His Friends Little Blue,Sunny,Yoshi,Rod And Cone And Grok. And This Will Be The Best Summer Ever! (The Sunscreen Lands On His Eye.) Ah! Pinkerton’s Got Sunscreen In His Eye! (Goes To The Bathroom Rubbing His Eye.)

Yoshi: (Comes Out Of Her Room) Rod And Cone! Where’s Your Inflater? My Unicorn Needs Puffing.

Rod: (With A Donut For Him And Cone) On It! Let Me And Cone Finish Our Donuts.

Grok: (Offscreen) Has Anyone Seen My Bait?

(Rod And Cone Wink At Yoshi Before Eating Their Donuts And Runs Downstairs.)

Grok: (Comes Upstairs With A Fishing Rod As Yoshi Runs Downstairs) I Got A Fishing Rod Over Here!

Sunny: (With A Fishing Rod) Me Too!

Little Blue: (Charging Them) CANNONBALL!

Grok: (Grabs Little Blue) No Cannonballs In The House, Little Blue.

Little Blue: Relax Little Blue Is Just Practicing The Yell.

Pinkerton: (Comes Out Of The Bathroom) Phew. That’s Better. (Goes To His Room And Comes Out Wearing A Skipper Hat) (Skipper Accent) Pinkerton Loves Being The Skipper.

Little Blue: (With A Gilligan Hat) Little Blue Loves Being A Mighty Sailor Man.

Pinkerton: (Puts Sunscreen On Little Blue’s Face) Here You Go, Little Blue.

(Little Blue,Pinkerton,Sunny,Yoshi,Rod And Cone,And Grok Go To The Car.)

Grok: Let’s Go. (The Car Drives Off And Everyone Else Waves At Them Goodbye.)

(They Arrive At The Beach)

Grok: (Comes Out Of The Car As Well As Everyone Else.) Here We Are,Folks.

Little Blue,Pinkerton,Yoshi,Sunny,Rod And Cone: (Cheer With Excitement)

(Little Blue,Pinkerton,Sunny,Yoshi,Rod And Cone,And Grok Are Wearing Lifejackets)

Dapper Dandy: Well Everyone You’re All Set Have Fun On A Three Hour Tour Be Back At Three Hours.

Little Blue,Pinkerton,Sunny,Yoshi,Rod And Cone,And Grok: (On Their Boat Waving) Goodbye!

Dapper Dandy: (Waving) Goodbye! (Walks Away)

(On Their Boat After Their Goodbyes,Grok Is Steering The Boat,Sunny Is Relaxing,Rod And Cone Are Eating Donuts,Yoshi Is Puffing Her Unicorn Float,Little Blue And Pinkerton Are Relaxing)

Pinkerton: (Sighs) You Know Little Blue This Is Fun.

Little Blue: It Sure Is.

(Suddenly The Engine Starts Steaming Up.)

Sunny: (Thinking She Farted) Sorry It Was Me I Only Had Cereal For Breakfast.

Rod And Cone: That Was Not You,That Was The Engine. (They Eat Two More Donuts And Sigh In Relief But They Notice Something) Yikes! We Don’t Know What It Is.

Grok: (To Little Blue) I Gotta See How They Are Doing And Take Over The Boat While I Am Gone,Okay?

Little Blue: Okay.

Grok: Great! Thanks See Ya!

Little Blue: (Whistling While Steering The Boat) (Voiceover) You Know This Is Fun! (Sighs) Except... (Daydreams About Being In A Boat) (Russian Accent) Captain Russian Little Blue Is Going To Rescue Some Whales That Are Stuck On An Iceberg. (The Whales Are Stuck On An Iceberg)

Female Computer Voice: Warning! The Whales Are Stuck On An Iceberg.

Little Blue: (Still In Russian Accent) She’s Right! Little Blue Has To Rescue The Whales That Are Stuck On An Iceberg. (Enter A Russian Grok) The Captain Will Congratulate Little Blue When He Frees Some Whales.

Grok: (Interrupting Little Blue’s Daydream) Little Blue We Are Making Snow Cones Back There! Do You Want Peach Or Strawberry?

Little Blue: (To Grok) Uh... Not Now,Grok. Little Blue’s Gotta Smash The Iceberg And Free Some Whales.

Grok: (To Little Blue) There Are No Icebergs There.

Little Blue: Oh Yeah?! Then What Do You Call That? (He And Grok Gasp As They See A Rock And Scream In Horror And The Boat Gets Crushed Sending Them Flying To The Air,Grok,Yoshi And Rod And Cone Land In The Water While Little Blue,Pinkerton And Sunny Land On A Desert Island.)

(Later, Sunny Is Washed Up In A Shore With Little Blue And Pinkerton And Little Blue And Pinkerton Wake Her Up.

Sunny: (Dazed At First But Snaps Out Of It.) Is Everybody Okay?!

Little Blue And Pinkerton: Yes.

Grok: (Offscreen) Don’t Worry,Sunny. (He Is In The Water With Rod And Cone And Yoshi) I Got Them.

(Everyone Gets Up Groaning)

Rod And Cone: Oh Brother.

Yoshi: (Horrified) Gah! My Phone!

(Underwater Yoshi’s Phone Is Circuited. Then Sunny And Grok Look At The Water Seeing If Their Phones Have The Same Results Offscreen.)

Sunny: Ours Too!

Pinkerton: How Are We Going To Call For Help?

Grok: Maybe We Can Borrow A Phone On The Island.

Sunny: (Angry) I Don’t Know,Grok But The Island Is Pretty Deserted.

Cone: Oh Boy! I‘m Starving!

Rod: (Angry) No, Cone We Are Stuck On This Island.

(The Island Looks Pretty Deserted.)

Yoshi: (Worried) We’re All Alone? With No Food? No Water? No TV?! Ah! We’re Doomed!

Pinkerton: (Panicking) EVERYBODY, PANIC! (Runs While Little Blue Yoshi And Rod And Cone Looking At Each Other And Run Screaming In Panic As Well.)

Sunny: Whoa, Everyone Let’s Not Fall Apart.

(Little Blue,Pinkerton,Rod And Cone And Yoshi Stop Running In Panic.)

Grok: Sunny’s Right Look,Gang We Don’t Need To Give Up.

Pinkerton: Grok And Sunny Are Right. We’re Not A Bunch Of Quitters (Turns Around Making An Angry Face At Little Blue) Especially We Got Some Explaining To Do!

Little Blue: Well, Uh... You See Little Blue Was Going To Smash That Iceberg To Free Some Whales,But It Turned Out To Be A Rock. (Smiles) But At Least The Boat Is Still Floating. (However,The Boat Sinks And They Are Not Going Home.) Oh.

Grok: Thanks A Lot, Little Blue. (Smiles At Everyone Else) Bring It In,Everyone! (Little Blue,Pinkerton,Sunny,Yoshi,Rod And Cone,And Grok Put Their Hands In The Middle.) On Three,One Two Three!

Little Blue,Pinkerton,Sunny,Yoshi,Rod And Cone,And Grok:Monsters Never Quit!

End Of Act 1