SCP-6579

## Spikey

**Item #:** SCP-6579

**Clearance Level 3:** Confidential

**Containment Class:** Euclid

**Disruption Class:** Vlam

**Risk Class:** Danger

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-6579 is to be kept in a standard 5x5x5 humanoid containment cell. Images of Joe Keery are to be plastered on the inner walls. Daily, SCP-6579 is to be given a full, skinned, raw cow and a bowl of sliced strawberries and pears. In the event SCP-6579 is not given a meal for any reason, 3 D-Class personnel and any unsliced fruits are to be given to it as soon as possible instead.

**Description:** SCP-6579 is a humanoid standing at approximately 45 cm tall. It claims to be over *███* years old, and that it's name is [DATA EXPUNGED]. It heavily resembles Eddie ███ from ████████, ███████. The key differences are the difference in height and SCP-6579’s 3 cm long, sharp teeth. See addendum 6759-1. SCP-6579 is very friendly to anyone it meets until anywhere from 5 minutes to 10 minutes after the initial interaction. At this point, SCP-6579 will become aggressive. It will leap at its target and attempt to bite their face off. Once the face has been eaten, it will make sure the target is dead with a bite to the neck and consume the corpse, starting with the head.

*- Addendum 6579-1:*

According to Interview 6579-A, Eddie ███ is not human as previously assumed. Research is ongoing.

*- Interview 6579-A*

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**[BEGIN LOG]**

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D-████: *<They clear their throat.>* Hello. Um, can you please state your full name?

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*<D-████ briefly reaches up to adjust the speaker positioned above their right ear>*

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**SCP-6579:** Spikey.

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**D-████:** Okay. Cool. How old are you?

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SCP-6579: I have no age, but people would say I'm about *███*.

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**D-████:** But you’re.. not *███*?

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**SCP-6579:** Correct. I do not have an age. I was not- born. But people found me over *███* years ago.

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**D-████:** The, uh, guy you look like, Eddie, is *█* years old. Way younger than you. Why’s that?

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**SCP-6579:** Humans discovered him way after me, but we existed at the same time. Humans aren't very smart, you know.

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*<D-████ glances up in the direction of the speaker, listening for about 6 seconds before facing SCP-6579 again.>*

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**D-████:** So Eddie is anomalous too?

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**SCP-6579:** Oh yes, but he’s not dangerous. If anything, the only danger he could cause is making people dumber by the second!

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*<D-████ glances up in the direction of the speaker again, listening this time for about 4 seconds.>*

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**D-████:** Can you, uh, elaborate?

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**SCP-6579:** I don't know how we were created, or came to be. But what I do know is that I'm more dangerous than Eddie. The whole point is that I look all “cute and innocent” just so I can feast. Eddie… he may be “cute and innocent” but he doesn't do it to feast. It's-… just how he looks. I kill. See these teeth? That's the only thing I need. Eddie has human teeth. He's basically your average human. Just, well, stupid.

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**D-████:** And apparently over *███*?

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*<D-████ winces as yelling can be heard but not understood over the speaker, evidently for going off script.>*

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**SCP-6579:** Yes.

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**D-████:** C- cool. Why do you eat humans?

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*<SCP-6579 smiles and stands from where it is seated. D-████’s begins to panic and stands as well. Before D-████ can attempt to escape, SCP-6579 breaks through the glass separating the interview rooms.>*

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**[END LOG]**

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**Note:** We need to get Eddie *███* into containment as soon as possible. - Sr. Researcher Mullen

**Note:** It's been *█* months. Why do we still not have Eddie in containment? - Senior Researcher Caddel