Somethingstan

**Somethingstan**(Ukrainian: *Щосьтамстан*) is an inside-joke country created without any context prior to that. First appearance of Somethingstan happened way back in Pixel Anarchy Online(aka PAO). Technically can appear in any part of the world, its people(*Somethingstani*) are tolerant, wise and traditional.

### Somethingstan in PR

#### Mongolian Somethingstan

First appearance of Somethingstan happened in Mogolia during reign of the biggest *Brown Country* and had friendly relations with them. After the *erasal of most of the Brown Country,* Somethingstan was erased as well on accident.

#### Somethingstan

"After homeland of Somethingstani was erased from the face of Earth, poor people of Somethingstan had to leave in hopes to find new home. They headed to the West and settled on land between Croats and Ukrainians. Land was inhabited by Crimean Tatars(tf?), since both people of Somethingstand and Crimean Tatars are Turks, they quickly became allies and united into one ethnos. So far only *Technocratic Union* has recognized the new state of nomads and established an embassy. New Somethingstan is poor so probably will become your ally for a small price(or bread). For real, they need international help-" *~Lorekeeper*

#### European Somethingstan

"As *RSR*'s rule over Europe has randomly fallen, the country of Somethingstan awakened. It didn't win by brutal force of tanks... All they needed were horses. And wisdom of the oldest Somethingstani citizen: "Hold what is yours, take what nobody wants." And so, the First Khan of Somethingstan and Second Khan of Somethingstan prepared cavalry to march onto terrorist organization in Romania which didn't actually want to establish its own state but to destroy someone else's. Meaning that nobody wanted Romania and as wisdom of the elderly said: take what nobody wants." *~Lorekeeper*

"The First and Second Khan of Somethingstan led their skilled cavalry into Romania with precision and speed. They knew that their enemy was not a traditional one and that they needed to be strategic in their approach. The terrorist organization had spread fear and chaos throughout Romania and the people were living in constant fear. As the Somethingstani cavalry arrived at the border, they were met with little resistance. The terrorist organization had not expected such a swift and organized attack. The Somethingstani horsemen were able to infiltrate the enemy's ranks and quickly disrupt their operations. The terrorist organization, caught off guard and outmatched, was quickly defeated. The people of Romania were overjoyed and welcomed the Somethingstani cavalry as liberators. The First and Second Khan of Somethingstan, true to their country's wisdom, established a strong presence in Romania and worked to rebuild and stabilize the country. The Somethingstani horsemen returned home as heroes, having successfully taken what nobody wanted and turning it into something valuable. This victory solidified Somethingstan's place as a major player in European politics and cemented the wisdom of the elderly Somethingstani citizen as a guiding principle for their country's future." *~Lex*

#### New Somethingstan

*"The elder council of Somethingstani was called to understand their history. It starts from the first Khanate of Somethingstan which was founded in Mongolian steppe. Quickly peoples of Somethingstan became friends of the brown empire and that's how they got to have their independence, through peace. They were poor and neutral but suddenly them, just like the brown were erased. Families had to run from the armagedon... That power could be held only by god of some sort. After establishing the new state with other indiginous peoples of the steppe, Somethingstani embraced their culture and understood what they have to do next...* *After co-operating with other countries, they found out about RSD. Country which got everything by worshipping god. If god was unfair to Somethingstan, why would it bless RSR? If RSR was creation of what erased Somethingstan, then RSR would have to be destroyed as the pure evil and enemy of the people of SOMETHINGSTAN." ~Lorekeeper*

#### The fall of the Somethingstan

Sacred quest for people of Somethingstan to find new prosperous and mainly SAFE home must continue as New Somethingstan(or Somethingstani Emirates) were completely eaten by Ooze.

Somethingstani strategy or philosophy wasn't to make an empire, so their country started to fall apart. After sudden disappearance of the New Somethingstan, European Somethingstan started to look for an opportunity to become free.

"First Khan of Somethingstan took action about abandoned, poor, forgotten part of Somethingstan, *Europe*. Ooze and RSR were taking away more and more land of what used to be Somethingstan. The territories were in chaos, cities were empty and for some reason revolution didn't take place! At this point Somethingstani were sure that Europe was lost. But now, seeing that Europe just kept on suffering, Somethingstani khan took action of creating regional councils for every nation to have its own regional government to take responsibility for all what was happening(more: *European Association*). Councils were, of course, democratic. Now *Western Somethingstan* wasn't a Somethingstani problem!" *~Lorekeeper*

Somethingstan had to rely on their Islamist allies(more: *Muslim League*) to *stan*d a chance against the world which was becoming increasingly more communist. At least Somethingstan established a colony in America and had good relations with African Somethingstan.

*Events took place in: https://pixelroyale.net/#*