Johnson Colt

Johnson circa 2018

Buckethead

The Sole Survivor

Uncle John (Elizabeth Guy)

Mac Kliennaker (Father)

Nora (Ex-wife, deceased)

Maggie Snowden (deceased ex-wife)

Cait (Girlfriend)

Samuel Colt (Son)

William Colt (Son)

Shaun Colt (Son)

Alex Ramirez (Great-great grandniece)

Jack Marston (Grandson)

Raiders (formerly)

Brotherhood Of Steel (formerly)

The Railroad

6387th Devils

Johnson Colt is one of the 13 guardians and a super powerful entity.He is also the owner and founder of Johnson Inc. and Colt Firearms.He is also the owner of his own realm, Realm 19032.He has been to many realms and lived through a lot of important events.He currently resides in Realm-2077.He is very good friends with Jack Guy and his family, and also allied to the FRC.He also served as The Black Doors’ third guitarist from 1978-1994.

**Early History**

Johnson was created by Mac Kliennaker near the start of reality itself, along with the other 13 guardians.He was created when Mac accidentally mixed Hot Cheetos and Space Weed.After being born, Mac decided to let Johnson wander around the newly created omniverse.He decided to fuck off to Realm-0000.9, which is the industrial realm.Since he was bored, he decided to start tinkering with random machines.After 2 hours, he had created the first ever T-60 Power Armor.He then proceeded to paint a Shark Pattern on it, and nicknamed it "Shark Bite". He has used the armor in all of the wars and events he's been in since.

After constructing the Power Armor, he decided to test it out by going to Realm 9.12, the virgin realm, and kill a bunch of Weeaboos and Pedophiles.

He visited Earth for the first time in 1799.He got married to the daughter of a plantation owner, Maggie Snowden,and they had a son together, the famous Samuel Colt.After helping raise the child together for 16 years,Johnson's wife got ill with Tuberculosis and died 2 months later.Devastated by this, he decided to leave Earth and wander around the omniverse as punishment for failing to protect his wife with his god powers.After 999999999 chromosomes had passed, which in Earth time meant it was the year 1862, he decided to finally travel back to Earth.He traveled to the United States of America only to find that his son Samuel Colt had died.Johnson decided to take over the business his son started and thus became the owner of Colt Firearms.He wandered the states and discovering that it was kinda boring, he decided to join the Civil War on the Union side.After the end, he decided to have the biggest party ever and threw a large celebration in the town of Red Rock.The party was held in September 1872.After drinking 10,000 barrels of whiskey, he was finally starting to get drunk, and during his drunkenness he had sex with an unidentified woman.This woman would later give birth to John Marston, the famous outlaw.After waking up next morning with no recollection of the previous night, he decided to fuck off to the State of New Hanover,where he would build a farm and settle down until 1914.

### WW1-Vietnam War

At the outbreak of World War 1, since Johnson had nothing to do and was getting bored of being a farmer, he decided to assist his father in fighting the war, and so he fought from the very beginning of the war right until the end.He was present at multiple important battles like The Battle of The Somme,the battle of Ypres, Vimy Ridge and many others.During the interwar period from 1919-1938, he decided to move to a secluded zone in the Hollywood area and built a mansion there.He would live there until 1939, when WW2 started. He fought mostly in Germany, North Africa, and participated in the D-Day landings of 1944.He successfully led the charge at the Battle of Berlin in 1945.After the war, he moved back to his mansion in Hollywood.Then when the Vietnam War broke out, he decide to go fight there.He would fight alongside the FRC and the U.S army until May 1970.After that, he decided he had enough of fighting and decided to travel the omniverse once more.While looking for a suitable Realm, he was seduced by a Space-Mermaid and ended up having sex.This is how Walter the Dog was created.After this horrific ordeal, he found a suitable realm, which was Realm-2077, an alternate Earth where history had diverged and people were forever stuck in the atomic age.He joined the military there and fought the communists.He also met his second wife, Nora, and married her and they had a son, Shaun Colt.They moved together to Concord, Massachussetts. All was well until October 23rd, 2077, the day the world was devastated by nuclear fire.

### The Sole Survivor

Johnson and his family managed to escape to the safety of Vault 111, where they were cryogenically frozen for an unknown number of years.After someone disengages the cryo pods, Johnson wakes up and sees strangers murder his wife and kidnap Baby Shaun.He is put back into cryo stasis and then wakes up again finding the system malfunctioned.He escapes the Vault and walks back to Sanctuary, finding it all in ruins.He then stumbles across his Mr. Handy, Codsworth, who tells him that it's been 210 years since the bombs fell.Johnson vows revenge to whoever killed his wife and sets out to find them and Shaun.During his search, he stumbles across a group of Minutemen pinned down by raiders in downtown Concord.After helping them and acquiring a random T-45 Power Armor, he tries to summon his old Shark T-60 but finds himself unable to due to lack of chromosomes, since he was frozen for so long.He sets out to find more chromosomes,which can only be obtained by killing raiders and the mutated creatures of the wasteland.After acquiring enough chromosomes, he succesfully regains his powers and is now able to summon his Power Armor.He keeps the random T-45 suit for collecting.After this, he decides to explore to find out what happened to Shaun.While randomly walking around,he stumbles across Goodneighbor, a town which is run by mercenaries.Here he meets one of his fellow Guardians of the Omniverse, Macready.Macready apparently does not remember Johnson, and neither does Johnson remember Macready.Johnson hires him as a mercenary and while traveling together they begin remembering when they knew each other.During their travels Macready acquires his own set of godly power armor, another T-60 model painted with red and black flames,nicknamed "Hot Stuff".After this they travel to Nuka-World, and ally themselves with the raiders just to fuck with them, and Johnson become Overboss.Johnson decides to kill all the raiders for chromosomes and also because they are scum.After cleansing Nuka-World and the raided settlements of Raiders, he restores Nuka-World into a merchant town.After this they travel to the Combat Zone and meet Johnson's future girlfriend, Cait.He first hires her as another mercenary but after traveling together for 1 year they fall in love and start dating.Soon after this Johnson decided to try to settle down again at Starlight Arcade.He went 5 months without fighting but he was reminded that he needed to find Shaun and thus stopped being retired.He managed to get into the institute and learnt that Shaun is now an old dying man.Shaun asked his father to join the institute but Johnson declined due to the Institute's horrible actions before.He then plans to destroy the Institute and also the Brotherhood Of Steel, because they are self righteous dickweeds who believe they are the only ones who can control technology and are racist against non-feral ghouls.Johnson rallied the Minutemen together and led a raid on the Institute.They succeeded and when they went back to the surface they blew up the Institute, thus ending the fear of them.After that he went back to Starlight Arcade and partially retired again for another 3 months.After that he travelled to The Brotherhood's headquarters and killed their leader, Elder Maxson, by shooting him in the face.Then Preston Garvey told him that if they wanted to deatroy the brotherhood for good, they had to destroy The Prydwen.Johnson destroyed it and had a massive battle with The Brotherhood at The Castle.He came out victorious and The Brotherhood were officially destroyed.After killing the remainder of the Brotherhood, he travelled to Diamond City, where Nick Valentine told him of a new case.This led Johnson to travel to Far Harbor.