Get Me Off This Ride Called Life!

**Get Me Off This Ride Called Life!** is a humorous comic series about an overqualified university graduate from Australia, stuck in America and forced to work different functions inside a theme park after a long struggle of finding a job.

Though he goes to work with a scowl every morning, he's committed and unknowingly becomes popular amongst guests after going through a small physical make-over.

The series was conceived in January of 2022, but has not had an official launch.

## Story

> Australian honor student, Noah Disney, leaves behind his family to attend a prestige university in America, but after finishing his studies, finds himself unable to find a job.
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> Though his trip was funded by eager companies who promised to hire him, Noah finishes university when job demand is at its highest. He becomes stranded in America and struggles to make a living for himself. After countless of job interviews, he's finally hired by a large theme park in Florida.
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> Originally tasked to do housekeeping, he ends up doing all kinds of odd jobs when abused and dissatisfied employees keep coming and going.
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> When Noah is requested for a few easy theatrical performances, he has to abandon his greasy, dull fashion style that was previously tolerated for his cleaning duties and concession stand work. His handsomeness catches guests' attention and his performances go viral, while his talents as a worker in general become more noticeable to the park.
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> The introverted Noah is given the heavy burden of filling in for everyone, while dealing with inappropriate fans at the strangest moments.
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## Characters

### Noah Disney

Noah is the protagonist and an university graduate in his late 20s.

After living out his entire youth as a ridiculed outcast over his appearance and enviable grades, he developed an aversion to people and is not very talkative. When his school life came to an official end and he became stranded in America, he grew even more subdued.

Even so, Noah is the kind of person to follow up on his word; which is why he'll avoid making any promises if it's not required. His need for money puts him in a never-ending state of getting exploited by his employers, who know all too well what type of person he is.

He's always felt an obligation to entertain others as a child, with his one friend where he could take a break from this being a girl named Sheila. Losing sight of her incidentally started off the worsening of his life, and reuniting with her years later gave him something to look forward to again.

Noah is tall, with blond hair, dark-blond eyebrows, dark eyes, and a very small tooth gap. Throughout his life, he's gelled up his hair, extravagantly so, and worn black-rimmed glasses and formal clothes.

None of the above was "allowed" anymore after his face became viral, and the new rules are considered a great hassle by him. His hair tends to naturally bounce up, the absence of glasses force him squint slightly, and Noah keeps receiving exclusive working clothes wherein less fabric is used every time.

He has a sometimes unapologetically annoyed mood, always misinterpreted as "cool" and "stoic" when not dressed as his usual self.

### Sheila

Sheila is Noah's childhood friend and love interest. She's in her late 20s.

She's the cherished daughter of a wealthy family, and a comedic character who's much like Noah in the sense people long found her undesirable.

When she entered her teenage years, though, her breasts and hips grew a preposterous size, which to this date earns her comments from enamoured men, but she interprets as bullying and criticism about her weight.

Noah was the only friend she's made throughout her life and she felt lonely after moving to America.

Shortly after Sheila's appearance in the story, it's revealed she had orchestrated the success Noah enjoyed as a teenager; and bought off companies to show excessive interest in him. When these companies broke their promises and did not hire him, Sheila's family ended up even wealthier by winning multiple law suits, though this situation is what made her parents discover she'd been throwing loads of their money at a boy they had never approved of in the first place.

Since her family is of high prestige, Sheila is sheltered and expected to marry a man of their choosing, nevertheless, also allowed many things people of her value normally wouldn't.

Failing to secure a good future for Noah made her feel guilty, but she left it for what it was with the belief he'd get discovered by a genuine big shot company. Noah fell off the radar and she couldn't assist him anymore, until she happened to meet him again at the theme park he works at. The reunion with the boy of her dreams made her determined to claim him as her husband.

Sheila has dark, squinted eyes, long orange hair with a copper glow, and is extremely curvy. Because of her breast and hip size alone, she has to wear XXL clothes, which tend to hide the details of her body fairly well. Pieces she considers cute are always too small and turn her into a spectacle.

Since she was a toddler, she's had to wear huge glasses to help retain some of her eye sight, though has become legally blind and told Noah the glasses don't make a difference. Because she could never really see, every one of her other senses have been boosted to the extreme; and she was able to recognize Noah just by his scent.

## Gallery

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**Comic sketch of Noah getting his job at the theme park.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah being taught the ropes at his new job.**
 *(Wiki exclusive upload, 2022)*None.jpg**After an intense staring contest with a toddler, he drops his ice cream and barfs for no reason.***<Click here for instant full view>*
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**Comic sketch of guests casually littering in front of Noah.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah taking care of intrusive wild animals.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah having to fill in for an ex-employee, then entering notoriety.**
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**Comic sketch of the theme park inserting new rules that subtly target Noah.**
 *(Wiki exclusive upload, 2022)***Comic sketch of an unrecognizable Noah meeting up with his colleagues.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah trying to help a suffocating guest.**
 *(Wiki exclusive upload, 2022)***Comic sketch of petty teenage bullies doing a 180 after seeing Noah again.**
 *(Wiki exclusive upload, 2022)***Comic sketch of Noah making a guest barf.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah making everyone barf.**
 *(Wiki exclusive upload, 2022)***Comic sketch of Noah deciding not to smile anymore after making many guests barf.**
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 **Comic sketch of Noah thinking back to his childhood.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah taking care of intrusive wild animals, again.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah doing a cowboy musical with other actors who don't fit the role.**
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**Comic sketch of the theme park's executives discussing Noah's notoriety.**
 *(Wiki exclusive upload, 2022)*None.jpg**Noah has been doxxed, but the people that show up at his room think the address is wrong.**None.jpg**Noah bleeds on a sandwich, but that's fine.**None.jpg**It's Noah's day off after 10 days of work, but his group app keeps begging for "someone" to show after multiple employees conveniently reported themselves ill on this perfect sunny day.***<Click here for instant full view>*
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**Comic sketch of Noah thinking back to the time he spent with his best friend.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah catching up with his friend.**
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**Comic sketch of Noah having an enlightening lunch date with his friend.**
 *(Wiki exclusive upload, 2022)*None.jpg**Noah musters the courage to let his friend visit his home.**None.jpg**Noah is forced to partake in a stupid, romantic musical written by his crazy manager, but he still can't sing.**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**Noah's obvious-not-friend-anymore visits his work to tell the awful news she's not pregnant.**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**Noah's manager gives context for his hatred for him.**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**...**None.jpg**Noah's friend reveals the truth.**
## Trivia

* The park Noah works at is hinted at to be Disney World in Florida, or a parody thereof.
* Some characters and events are based on -or directly copied from- VampireMeerkat's personal life.
* Everybody always wants caramel popcorn.