Mad about Titan Weapons

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**Newt:** Hey, look here!

**Newt:** This one's a military transport vessel... and that is what we'd call a destroyer!

**Morag:** You seem to be enjoying yourself, Newt.

**Newt:** Well, duh!

**Newt:** The latest and greatest warships of the Ardainian navy, all in one place!

**Newt:** Who wouldn't get excited?

**Newt:** Aaah! Look over there!

**Newt:** That one being refitted is the newest model of the amphibious assault ship!

**Newt:** It's the flagship of the Division One of the Second Imperial Guard, you know!

### Option 1 (Newt +1000 Trust)

**Morag:** My word, Newt, you really do like battleships, don't you?

**Newt:**No, you're totally off-base!

**Morag:** How do you mean?

**Newt:**Well, the terms are often incorrectly conflated...

**Newt:**A "battleship" is actually the name of just one class of military vessel.

**Newt:**When speaking more generally, the correct term is "warship" or "combat vessel".

**Newt:**There are many subcategories, like destroyers, escort vessels, cruisers or battleships...

**Newt:**And of course we can't forget transport vessels and other specialized craft...

**Newt:**Then you can divide them by specific duty, or by the size of the Titan they incorporate, or by their capabilities...

**Morag:** Enough!

**Morag:** Ah, sorry. Didn't mean to shout. That wasn't very professional of me.

**Newt:**Oh really? I was only just getting to the really cool part, but OK...

**Newt:**Well, I guess I'll tell you the rest later at some point!

**Newt:**Whoa!

**Newt:**That ship's been specifically made for the Imperial Guard! I cannot believe it's here!

**Newt:**C'mon Driver-person! Let's dash!

**Morag:** ......

### Option 2 (Newt +900 Trust)

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**Newt:** Hahaha, excellent! What a spectacle!

**Newt:** Hey, look here!

**Newt:** This one's a military transport vessel... and that is what we'd call a destroyer!

**Zeke:** Having fun, eh, Newt?

**Newt:** Well, duh!

**Newt:** The latest and greatest warships of the Ardainian navy, all in one place!

**Newt:** Who wouldn't get excited?

**Newt:** Aaah! Look over there!

**Newt:** That one being refitted is the newest model of the amphibious assault ship!

**Newt:** It's the flagship of the Division One of the Second Imperial Guard, you know!

### Option 1 (Newt +1000 Trust)

**Zeke:** Newt, you seriously like battleships, eh?

**Newt:**No, you're totally off-base!

**Zeke:** Off-base? Me?

**Newt:**Well, the terms are often incorrectly conflated...

**Newt:**A "battleship" is actually the name of just one class of military vessel.

**Newt:**When speaking more generally, the correct term is "warship" or "combat vessel".

**Newt:**There are many subcategories, like destroyers, escort vessels, cruisers or battleships...

**Newt:**And of course we can't forget transport vessels and other specialized craft...

**Newt:**Then you can divide them by specific duty, or by the size of the Titan they incorporate, or by their capabilities...

**Zeke:** Enough, already...

**Zeke:** I've got it now, so please jusr wind down a bit?

**Newt:**Oh really? I was only just getting to the really cool part, but OK...

**Newt:**Well, I guess I'll tell you the rest later at some point!

**Newt:**Whoa!

**Newt:**That ship's been specifically made for the Imperial Guard! I cannot believe it's here!

**Newt:**C'mon Driver-person! Let's dash!

**Zeke:** ......

### Option 2 (Newt +900 Trust)

**Zeke:** Newt, you seriously are an Ardainian army buff, eh?

**Newt:** Well, obviously!

**Newt:** The Ardainian Armed Forces are the finest army in the world!

**Newt:** Unlike other countries, in Mor Ardain the state controls the army directly...

**Newt:** putting a lot of effort into R&D based around applying ancient technology...

**Newt:** to create the world's most modern and technologically advanced military force!

**Newt:** And by the way, the Urayan military uses mercenary forces mostly, so...

**Newt:** each town's training and equipment can differ, making the units hard to balance!

**Newt:** Mor Ardain have a ton of elite officers to lead their forces, too - not least the mighty Flamebringer, of course.

**Zeke:** Enough, enough already!

**Zeke:** You're talking my ear off with all this nonsense...

**Newt:** Aw, come on, there's tons more I've got to talk about!

**Newt:** I know! How about I tell you stories about all the commanding officers?

**Newt:** We'll be here till morning, so get comfortable!