Analise Nikita Allergra Leida

## Analise Nikita Allegra Leida

If you couldn't tell, you're looking at the most beautiful woman in the universe

### Occupation

An employee at Popov's Big Top Yogurt-Topia

## Appearances

### Debut

Where The Light Won't Shine

**Analise Nikita Allegra Leida**, or Ana for short, is a half-vampire half-angel succubus who is the main protagonist of *Where The Light Won’t Shine*, a fanfiction so bad, the author was doxxed and later publicly lynched via having a 10 foot long Subway sandwich shoved up their ass. She was originally meant to become Sunny Day Jack’s wife but this was later retconned when the author attempted damage control to save their life. The author later died of ligma. Ligma balls hahahahahaha

## Appearance

Ana is described as being the most beautiful woman in the world, a pity considering that the one official illustration of her doesn’t do this description justice in the slightest. She has long luscious locks of hair that are apparently the colors of amethyst, sapphire and aquamarine. The story puts so much emphasis on how white her flawless skin is that you’d swear this was written by a white supremacist. Ana is also described as having the perfect figure despite her breasts and especially her ass being too big for that to be possible.

She is said to have an impeccable sense of style. However, it quickly becomes apparent that this is purely in-universe since the author’s fashion sense ranges from average to downright terrible. It’s enough to get one blacklisted from every fashion house in existence.

Every single character has paid special attention to her ass at least once.

## Personality

One of the most infamous things about Ana is her wildly inconsistent personality, a possible by-product of the author trying (and failing) to cram every trait imaginable into one character. It makes for a jarring reading experience since these personality shifts happen right when anyone would start to get accustomed to the one she had beforehand. I can’t even begin to describe her personality.

But somehow, despite all of this, she does have some consistency with her character. However, these work at her detriment.

Ana seems to love causing conflict just for the sake of it, even going as far to find problems where there are none. As a result, she gets into many fights and even her boyfriend, Sunny Day Jack, isn’t immune. She especially likes to argue with him.

Another thing about Ana is her weaponized incompetence. Despite being established to be one of the most powerful entities in existence, she prefers to act helpless a lot of the time and only uses her power whenever convenient for her. She doesn’t seem to care if this puts Jack in danger and has even gotten mad at him for not being strong enough.

But the most damning and annoying thing about Ana is her hypocrisy. She is especially hypocritical towards other women and likes to act superior. She hates other women for being shallow despite dumping Jack when Scarlotte casts a spell on him that makes him gain weight. She also hates them for caring too much about their appearance despite paragraphs upon paragraphs being dedicated to her getting meticulously dressed for even mundane things.

Unfortunately, these flaws are often ignored during the majority of the fanfic and it isn’t until the end that she is called out and seen as the alpha bitch she is. Before then, everyone has seemingly deluded themselves into thinking that she was very sweet and humble.

## Abilities

Ana is established to be one of the strongest characters in the story if not the strongest. She rarely displays her strength but when she does, she’s pretty much a living, breathing deus ex machina. What doesn’t help is the author’s tendency to introduce new powers for Ana that get forgotten about even within the same chapter.

Some of her abilities include but are not limited to elemental manipulation, teleportation, telekinesis, time manipulation, superhuman strength, precognition and superhuman intelligence. Whether or not these powers are portrayed correctly is debatable.

Due to being a succubus, Ana is naturally the most beautiful thing since Aphrodite and Persephone. Because of her ethereal looks, she is very capable of seducing anyone she likes and despite initially hating this ability, she uses it a lot. In fact, she uses it especially when she feels petty and wants to cheat on Jack to get back at him.

But as stated earlier, Ana prefers to act helpless and unsure of herself most of the time, leading to a lot of unnecessary conflict to happen in the story.

## Relationships

### Sunny Day Jack

Sunny Day Jack, despite supposedly being Ana’s one true love, has a very toxic relationship with her. Ana loves to intentionally argue with and gaslight her boyfriend just for the sake of the story having drama. She has even cheated on him on multiple occasions. And despite them supposedly having an open relationship, Ana hates seeing Jack with other people, especially women. For some odd reason, Jack remains obsessed with and loyal to Ana.

It isn’t until their wedding day that Jack finally has enough of Ana’s abusive behavior and leaves her at the altar after hearing her abysmal vows.

### Shaun Durand-Cofer

Shaun Durand-Cofer is one of Ana’s boyfriends and is apparently head over heels in love with her. However, we get little insight into their relationship due to him rarely ever appearing to begin with. What little we do see implies a very problematic owner and slave type relationship between the two and Ana seems to like to fetishize Shaun for being black. This makes the accusations that the author is a white supremacist more plausible. He dumps her at the end.

### Nicholas ‘Nick’ Herrera

Nick is arguably Ana’s favorite out of all her partners due to not only getting a lot of attention in the story but also because she treats him better than she treats Jack. This doesn’t make their relationship good however since she still displays the same behavior she does towards Jack, just to a lesser extent. They would eventually break up.

### Ian Duff

Ian loves Ana very much. Their relationship is somewhat good if you ignore both Ana and Ian’s toxic tendencies. It all comes to an end when Ian cheats on her (again).

### Barry

The only person Ana manipulates more than anyone is her own boss and lover, Barry. Whether or not she truly loves him is debatable since she seemingly only acts affection towards him when she wants to skip work. He ends up firing her at the end once he realizes she was only using him.

### Scarlotte

Scarlotte is the one person Ana admits to hating throughout the entire fanfic. But ironically enough, Scarlotte is never treated as badly as any of Ana’s lovers. This would have sapphic implications if it wasn’t for the fact that Scarlotte has no interest in Ana and rarely interacts with her directly. In fact, she is very content in acting like she doesn’t exist.