One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex

"One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex" is the 10th episode of Season 2 of "Barhambots", and the 20th episode overall. It is also the Season 2 finale.

## Synopsis

Ruby takes on a hostile cyberbully on the Steam Community named Buddy Latex, after he says something false and demeaning about her.

## Plot

Ruby is playing Garry's Mod (or GMod for short) on her computer when she gets bored of the addons she currently has on there and decides to add new addons in addition to the ones she already has. As she scrolls through the newest addons, she notices herself and Faina as a downloadable character model for GMod and Source Filmmaker. She is very glad about this and subscribes to both of them before adding a comment on the addon page showing her appreciation to the creator.

As Ruby is waiting for another game of GMod to load, she decides to see if anyone else has commented on her being in GMod. She reads the comment section to see that the creator appreciated Ruby's gratitude on the addon. Then, Ruby notices another comment made by Buddy Latex, who insults her and wants all of Connor Banjoper's characters to be destroyed and burnt in Hell. Ruby, of course takes offense to this, and travels over to his house to beat the crap out of him in order to teach him a lesson.

Buddy Latex then wakes up in a nearby hospital, where the doctor comments on him getting beaten up by Ruby. Buddy Latex is outraged at what happened to him, and plans to get his revenge on Ruby.

Buddy Latex travels over to Barhamsville, where he becomes a giant (no explanation is given) and rampages towards Ruby to avenge himself. Meanwhile, Ruby is inviting Faina to an abdominal inflation party at her house taking place the next night. After Faina accepts Ruby's invitation, Buddy Latex firmly grabs Ruby in his fist and declares he is going to destroy her, along with all of the Barhambots, thinking they are "Five Nights At Freddy's" fan characters (which they are not). As Buddy Latex attempts to fatally crush Ruby with his fist, Ruby decides to bite his hand, which forces him to release her and stumble into a car, slipping on it and knocking him unconscious. As the Barhamsvillians cheer for Buddy Latex's defeat, Faina congratulates Ruby for her smart thinking, and the two girls go out to lunch at Cindy's.

Buddy Latex is back in the same hospital as before, and the doctor once again comments on his failure to defeat Ruby. Buddy Latex then decides to recruit the entire Steam Community to help him defeat not just Ruby, but all of the Barhambots, as well as Connor Banjoper himself. The Steam Community citizens all agree to this and march towards Barhamsville for the attack.

Meanwhile, Faina and Ruby are hanging out with each other at Ruby's house. Ruby wonders why the Steam Community believes the Barhambots are "Five Nights At Freddy's" fan characters, to which Faina suggests that it's because the Barhambots are both anthropomorphic animals and robots. Ruby then clarifies to the viewers that the Barhambots have absolutely nothing to do with the "Five Nights At Freddy's" franchise, and anyone who believes otherwise is not to be trusted at all. Then, a news broadcast comes on the television and announces the Steam Community's attack on Barhamsville. Ruby realizes she has to stop the Steam Community before they destroy Barhamsville and/or massacre the entire animal robot population. Faina wishes her good luck.

As the Steam Community army attacks Barhamsville, a small number of both animal robots and humans are killed in the attack. Lucy and Luan are among the citizens trying to escape them, and they hide behind a van, hoping someone will stop the Steamers. Unfortunately for them, one of the Steamers, Brewster T. Koopa finds them behind the van and prepares to kill them. As Lucy and Luan beg for mercy, a flying sewer lid comes out of nowhere and knocks Brewster T. Koopa out right as his weapon fires its ammo, causing it to fire into the sky. Ruby is the one who threw the sewer lid at Brewster T. Koopa, and Lucy and Luan thank her for it. Ruby then starts running all over Barhamsville and attacks all the Steam Community users, which either kills them or knocks them out with heavy injuries.

At one point, Floris the Pig is being attacked with a stunstick by Lily McFluffy Butt, which is promptly put to an end by Ruby shooting down Lily McFluffy Butt, killing him/her (we're not sure which gender Lily McFluffy Butt really is). Floris and her best friend, Haylee the Sheep thank Ruby, who then continues her counterattack. Buddy Latex's colleagues, Baldy McRubberNose, Commander Cody (NOT the one from Star Wars), and a robot named Corrosion are keeping track of the number of fatalities they inflicted on Barhamsville when the Barhamsville Police Department arrives to stop them. When Buddy Latex's colleagues prepare to destroy the police, Ruby sneaks behind them and throws a grenade towards them. Corrosion notices this and hands it to Commander Cody, suspecting he dropped it. Right as Commander Cody (nonchalantly) denies any possession of the grenade, it promptly explodes, killing Commander Cody and Corrosion, and moderately injuring Baldy McRubberNose. Ruby then commandeers an Ikea delivery truck to use to knock down the remaining Steam Community users. She makes the truck drift before jumping out of it and knocking the entire army down like bowling pins. As Ruby comes to the conclusion that all of the Steamers are defeated, another Steamer, AndyDatRaginPurro, is in a building behind her and prepares to shoot her down with a sniper rifle. Fortunately, Ruby notices a $10 bill and bends down to pick it up just in time to avoid the bullet, which reflects off a "No Parking." sign and snipes AndyDatRaginPurro in the forehead, possibly killing him.

Buddy Latex then shows up and prepares to destroy Ruby, declaring that all the Barhambots will be permanently eradicated from the world. When Buddy Latex asks her if she has any last words, Ruby decides she does and proceeds to give Buddy Latex an extremely livid, extremely harsh, and extremely explosive rant to Buddy Latex as to why he is one of the banes of Barhamsville's existence. Ruby's speech is so powerful, that Buddy Latex is nowhere near strong enough to handle it, and he explodes out of existence for good. The citizens of Barhamsville all applaud Ruby for saving their town and lives from the Steam Community.

That night, as Ruby mentioned earlier in the episode, she throws an abdominal inflation party with all the other available Barhambots (except the parents), including Faina. Faina congratulates Ruby for saving Barhamsville, and Ruby appreciates it. Both Faina and Ruby comment on how Faina is perkier when abdominal inflation is involved, before they engage in an abdomen bumping contest initiated by Ruby. Faina, Ruby, and the other Barhambots enjoy themselves as the party continues throughout that night.

In the epilogue, Buddy Latex is briefly sent to Purgatory, where all the deceased victims of the Steam army attack beat the crap out of him for attacking Barhamsville and causing their deaths. while mariachis play "Jarabe Tapatio" in the background Once the brawl is finished, the deceased Barhamsvillians are allowed into Heaven, and Buddy Latex is sent straight to Hell for his crimes. Buddy Latex then ends the episode by saying "Well, I don't know what else to say. The end." before collapsing on the ground.

## Characters

### Main/Major

* Ruby the Weasel
* Faina the Cheetah
* Buddy Latex - {DEBUT, DEATH}

### Supporting

* Doctor Marvin Norman - {DEBUT}
* Connor Banjoper's Steam Community Enemies
	+ Baldy McRubberNose - {DEBUT}
	+ Commander Cody (Steam User) - {DEBUT, DEATH}
	+ Corrosion (Robot) - {DEBUT, DEATH}
	+ Lily McFluffy Butt - {FIRST PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, DEATH}
	+ Killroy Freeman - {FIRST PHYSICAL APPEARANCE**,** DEATH}
	+ Brewster T. Koopa - {FIRST PHYSICAL APPEARANCE}
	+ That Blu Supernova - {FIRST PHYSICAL APPEARANCE}
	+ Gerald the Black Dwarf - {FIRST PHYSICAL APPEARANCE}
	+ BlitzAceRosin - {FIRST PHYSICAL APPEARANCE}
	+ Photorealistic Smoke Effects - {DEBUT}
	+ Dr. Memz - {DEBUT}
	+ Captain Narwhal - {DEBUT, DEATH}
	+ Spoik - {DEBUT, DEATH}
	+ Sir Sputnik - {DEBUT}
	+ Griggs - {DEBUT}
	+ Zephguy - {DEBUT}
	+ Tanner The "Hero" - {DEBUT}
	+ Thalia Rachel Mackenzie - {DEBUT}
	+ Nyx (Steam User) - {DEBUT}
	+ Tacomancer - {DEBUT}
	+ គ្មានន័យ ಅಸ್ತಿತ್ವ - {DEBUT}
	+ Imnotcreative - {DEBUT, DEATH}
	+ Dexious - {DEBUT}
	+ Diokat - {DEBUT}
	+ Detective Neo/Johnathan - {FIRST PHYSICAL APPEARANCE}
	+ AndyDatRaginPurro - {DEBUT, POSSIBLE DEATH}
	+ The Gaming Gourgeist - (DEBUT)
	+ Domitori - {DEBUT, DEATH}
	+ Chatian - {DEBUT}
	+ Torbin (Steam User) - {DEBUT, DEATH}
	+ Several unnamed Steam enemies - {DEBUT, SOME OF THEIR DEATHS}

### Minor

* JC Thornton - {DEBUT, USERPAGE ONLY}
* (Several characters TBA) - {DEBUT, GARRY'S MOD ADDONS ONLY}
* Skinnydog Bamfield - {COMMENT ONLY}
* Orris the Fox - {COMMENT ONLY}
* Villager #155 - {DEBUT, COMMENT ONLY}
* Buddy Latex's mother - {DEBUT, VOICE ONLY}
* Two unnamed paramedics - {DEBUT}
* Barhamsville Police Department
	+ Officer Jamal Gibson
	+ Officer Wesley Portman - {DEBUT}
	+ Officer Timothy Chapman
	+ Officer Ernesto Armani
	+ Officer Christopher P. Crame
	+ Officer Duncan Dounets
	+ Officer Saxon Budapest
	+ Officer Yanis Girard
	+ Officer Trystan Garrett
* Josh from "I'd Lost My Innocence While Riding A Bicycle!" - {DEBUT}
* Human citizens of Barhamsville
	+ Scott Lander
	+ Gladys Mendez
	+ Esteban Vega
	+ Gregory Sidirov
	+ Dory Tose
	+ Jason Bright
	+ Louis E. Anna
	+ Rosa Curtis
	+ Shea Harper - {DEBUT, OFFSCREEN DEATH}
	+ (8 unnamed humans who died offscreen in the attack.) - {DEATH}
	+ Other unnamed humans
* Theodore Cooper
* Lucy the Cat
* Luan the Fox
* Beckett the Grizzly Bear - {DEATH}
* Floris the Pig
* Haylee the Sheep
* Olaf Holmberg - {DEBUT}
* Wii Sports Announcer - {DEBUT, VOICE ONLY}
* Doris the Fox - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Rags the Raccoon - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Randa the Raccoon - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Jade the Chipmunk - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Erin the Mouse - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Evie the Deer - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Gertorn the Grizzly Bear - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Tomas the Wolverine - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Samar the Chinchilla - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Ricardo the Rat - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Molly the Mongoose - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Serena the Skunk - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Antony the Giant Panda - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* Ellis the River Otter - {CAMEO AT RUBY'S PARTY}
* CB62
* Ke$ha - {DEBUT, VOICE ONLY}
* (9 unnamed animal robots who died offscreen in the attack.) - {DEATH}
* 4 unnamed Mexican mariachis - {DEBUT}
* God - {DEBUT}

### Absent, But Mentioned

* Connor Banjoper
* Blaze the Cat
* Freddy Fazbear
* Chuck E. Cheese
* Anti Connor (during Ruby's rant to Buddy Latex)
* Satan (during Ruby's rant to Buddy Latex)

## Deaths

* 10 Barhamsvillian animal robots, including Beckett the Grizzly Bear -- Killed in some way during the Steam army's attack on Barhamsville.
* 9 Barhamsvillian humans, including Shea Harper -- Killed in some way during the Steam army's attack on Barhamsville.
* Captain Narwhal -- Shot in the forehead by Ruby the Weasel.
* Killroy Freeman -- Gunned down by Ruby the Weasel.
* Lily McFluffy Butt -- Shot in both of his eyes and his chest by Ruby the Weasel.
* Commander Cody (Steam User) & Corrosion (Robot) -- Blown up by grenade thrown by Ruby the Weasel.
* 7 Steam users, including Domitori, Imnotcreative, Spoik, & Torbin -- Struck by Ikea delivery truck driven by Ruby the Weasel.
* Buddy Latex -- Incinerated by Ruby the Weasel's ignominious rant speech.

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Total Deaths: 32

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٭Brewster T. Koopa is knocked out by a sewer lid thrown by Ruby, but is still alive at the beginning of the next episode.

٭Dr. Memz is shot in the forehead by Ruby, but later appears in the next episode, indicating that he survived this one. (Of course, he would later die by the end of the next one.)

٭Baldy McRubberNose is injured by the grenade explosion that Commander Cody and Corrosion died in, but he is still alive at the beginning of the next episode.

٭A large Steam Community users, including (but not limited to) That Blu Supernova, Gerald the Black Dwarf, BlitzAceRosin, Photorealistic Smoke Effects, Sir Sputnik, Griggs, Zephguy, Tanner The "Hero", Thalia Rachel Mackenzie, Nyx, Tacomancer, គ្មានន័យ ಅಸ್ತಿತ್ವ, Dexious, Diokat, Detective Neo/Johnathan, The Gaming Gourgeist, and Chatian were all struck down by the Ikea truck Ruby used against them, but only 7 of them (mentioned above) were actually killed by it. (However, some of these Steam users would later die by the end of the next episode.)

\*AndyDatRaginPurro is shot in the forehead by his own bullet after it ricocheted off a parking sign, but it is unclear if he actually died or if he survived to the next episode.

## Trivia

* This episode is the Season 2 finale.
* This episode was written to lambaste anyone who believed the "Barhambots" franchise was in any way based on or related to the "Five Nights At Freddy's" franchise.
* Connor Banjoper states that this episode's plot is based on a story he wrote in 5th grade, where Banjoper himself would end up fighting the Mysterious Assassin from "Bookworm Adventures Deluxe" several times.
	+ Both stories start with the protagonist playing a computer game.
	+ Both stories involve the villain getting defeated thrice (with the third time being the permanent one).
	+ Both stories involve the hospital doctor commenting on the villain's defeat.
	+ Both villains inexplicably turn giant and attempt to kill the protagonist (and fall unconscious after being defeated).
	+ Both stories involve the protagonist's hometown getting attacked during the villain's final attempt to kill them.
		- Coincidentally, both protagonists are from Barhamsville, Virginia, United States.
	+ Both villains are incinerated at the end of their final attempt to defeat the protagonist.
	+ Both protagonists' victories are celebrated with some variety of an inflation party. (This may just be a coincidence, as the original story was written just a year and two months before Connor Banjoper even discovered Sonic Character inflation.)
	+ Both epilogues are started with "Somewhere beyond time...." messages.
	+ Both villains are beaten up by their victims at the start of their afterlife, complete with "Jarabe Tapatio" playing in accompaniment.
	+ Both stories end with the villain saying "Well, I don't know what else to say. The end." after they get pummeled by their victims.
* Ruby breaks the fourth wall by directly telling the viewers that the Barhambots are not related in any way to the FNAF franchise.
	+ Similarly, Buddy Latex breaks a piece of the fourth wall by saying "The end." at the very end of the episode.
* This story reveals that Faina loves it when her external abdomen is inflated because she loves her external abdomen extremely much.
* Connor Banjoper says the extremely incendiary rant Ruby gives to Buddy Latex is one of the harshest things he's ever written.
* This episode was written in a notebook before it was written on a computer.
* In the notebook-written version of this episode, the page numbers are alive, and often react to what's happening on their respective pages.
	+ The number 97 is among the victims of the Steam Community's attack on Barhamsville.
	+ The number 173 voluntarily joins with the victims in beating up Buddy Latex for the fun of it.
* This episode is the second one to involve the Barhambots inflating themselves; the first one being "Balloon Bots".
	+ In this episode's case, they only inflate their external abdomens,.
	+ Incidentally, CB62 is the DJ for *both* of these parties.
* JC Thornton is a real-world 3D modeler and animator who Connor Banjoper takes a liking to. (DO NOT TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT!)
* The Steam Community users who appear in this episode are real Steam Community users who have bullied Connor Banjoper in the past. Their accounts can be found here:
	+ Buddy Latex
	+ Commander Cody
	+ Lily McFluffy Butt
	+ Brewster T. Koopa
	+ That Blu Supernova
	+ BlitzAceRosin
	+ Photorealistic Smoke Effects
	+ Dr. Memz
	+ Captain Narwhal
	+ Spoik
	+ Sir Sputnik
	+ Griggs
	+ Zephguy
	+ Tanner The "Hero"
	+ Thalia Rachel Mackenzie
	+ Nyx
	+ Tacomancer
	+ គ្មានន័យ ಅಸ್ತಿತ್ವ
	+ Imnotcreative
	+ Survivor-Dup
	+ Dexious
	+ Diokat
	+ Detective Neo/Johnathan
	+ AndyDatRaginPurro
	+ The Gaming Gourgeist
	+ Domitori
	+ Chatian
	+ Torbin

٭Baldy McRubberNose, Corrosion, Killroy Freeman, and Gerald the Black Dwarf are either allies of these Steamers or their alter-egos.

٭Note: Not all of the Steam users will have the exact same name they had when this page was created.

\*Another note: Some of these Steam users seem to have deleted their Steam accounts for unknown reasons. (Or maybe they changed their URL to avoid being tracked down by this Wiki.)

* 32 characters die in this episode.
	+ 33, if you count the number 97 in the notebook version of this episode.

## References

* The "Five Nights At Freddy's" franchise is mentioned numerous times throughout the episode - often to clarify that the Barhambots have absolutely nothing to do with that franchise.
* The man being arrested by Officers Gibson and Portland (shortly before Buddy Latex attacks Barhamsville as a giant) is Josh from "I'd Lost My Innocence While Riding A Bicycle!" by Dory Story.
	+ Josh is most likely being arrested for allegedly framing his now ex-wife, Jenny for adultery (among other things).
* The part where the Steam Community users march to Barhamsville while repeatedly chanting the word "kill" is likely a reference to "The Simpsons Movie", where the angry mob attempts to attack the titular family for getting them trapped under a dome.
* While discussing why the Steam Community users think the Barhambots are "Five Nights At Freddy's" OCs, Ruby compares Freddy Fazbear to Chuck E. Cheese, the protagonist of the real-world restaurant of the same name.
* The van that Lucy and Luan hide behind to escape the Steam army is an O'Really plumbing van. This is a reference to the Golden Gate Bridge scene in "Monsters Vs. Aliens", where another van from the same company was among the cars trapped on the aforementioned bridge.
* When Ruby is battling the Steam Community army. "Duel Of The Fates" (from the Star Wars franchise) plays in the background.
* When the Ikea delivery truck plows through the Steam Community army, the sound of bowling pins being knocked over can be heard right before a "Wii Sports" banner with the word "Strike" on it briefly shows, complete with the announcer from the same game congratulating Ruby on her throw.
* The music that plays when Buddy Latex prepares to kill Ruby (right before the latter incinerates the former with her rant) is the same music that plays in "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" when a contestant reaches the final question.
* Ruby's extremely violent speech to Buddy Latex is a reference to Benson's speech to Mordecai and Rigby in the "Regular Show" episode: "Think Positive.".
	+ Of course, Ruby's speech is so livid, harsh, and explosive, it will make Benson's speech feel like sugarcoating.
	+ The target of Ruby's speech, Buddy Latex, is actually killed from Ruby's rage, whereas the targets of Benson's speech, Mordecai and Rigby, are only deafened for a short amount of time.
* The captions that read "Meanwhile.... Somewhere beyond the universe.... And beyond time...." are a reference to the "Phineas & Ferb" episode "Mommy, Can You Hear Me?", where Phineas and Ferb wish fictional cosmonaut Sergei Kushnarov a happy birthday.
* The part where the attack victims beat up Buddy Latex with "Jarabe Tapatio" playing in the background is a reference to "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie" (2004), where the ocean animals in the gift shop attack the "cyclops" for drying them up.

## Errors

* When Ruby is browsing the Garry's Mod workshop for addons, she and Faina can be seen publicly available for anyone to add to Garry's Mod. However, in reality, Connor Banjoper requested to J. C. Thornton that the "Barhambots" addons be uploaded in Banjoper's private workshop, as he feared that if they were public, his Steam enemies would use them to create artwork that depicted the Barhambots in hurtful, offensive, and/or very false ways.
	+ Connor Banjoper justified this by saying that the GMod page with Faina and Ruby as publicly available addons was edited in Microsoft Paint to fit with the plot.

## Gallery

(Gallery will be inserted once the episode actually comes out.)