Mal Skullcruncher

* Conjoined
* Solo

**Mallory "Mal" Skullcruncher** is the conjoined sister of Val Skullcruncher and a member of S.H.A.T. She is a violent war veteran with a lust for blood and a secret guilty pleasure of adorable puppies. She first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". She is voiced by Kari Wahlgren.

## Biography

Mal was born to unknown parents, conjoined with Val and an underdeveloped triplet brother named Sal Skullcruncher. Growing up, Mal was a very violent and poorly-behaved girl, who proved from the very start to be a bloodthirsty brute, who enjoyed killing, destroying, and causing chaos. In turn, her sister felt obligated to be "the good kid" and contrast her personality entirely.

As an adult, Mal became a soldier the war on The Netherlands, having served over 700 missions in the alien wasteland, where she experienced the Hell of war, such as Operation: Delta Brimstone, where she was forced to eat her entire platoon for survival.

Mal would eventually get promoted to S.H.A.T., answering to Fichael and focusing more on taking down Bazarack.

## Appearance

Mal Skullcruncher is a young-adult white woman with a cerulean mohawk colored with stripes of cyan, teal, turquoise, and prussian. She wears dark purple lipstick and has a golden piercing under her lip. She also wears a metallic robot eye with a shiny red glass lens in it. Mal dresses in a gray-plated suit of armor with brown spiky shoulder pads and brown pants and black army boots. She has Val growing out of her right side as a siamese twin. To boot, she also has the underdeveloped third twin, Sal, who grows in between her boobs but she and Val severed and removed him in "Robot Revolution".

## Personality

Mal Skullcruncher is violent, bloodthirsty, brutish war veteran who has been to the Hell of war and back again several times. She is ruthless, fearless, and shameless when it comes to battle and holds no punches when kicking people's asses. Despite all of this, Mal is a caring and loving sister to Val and wants nothing but the best for her, even if she may get in her way and mess up her personal life from time to time. Mal is also a very prolific slut, who has sex with several different men on a nightly basis.

Deep down, Mal has some not-so-dark secrets that she doesn't want to show the world. These secrets include her love of adorable puppy dogs, the epitome of her sweet spot, as seen in episodes such as "Robot Revolution" and "Save the Reaper Demons". Mal also has a secret crush on Fichael, as revealed in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains" and has countless sexual fantasies about him but despite her slutty nature, she never acts on these urges, most likely out of respect for Val, who she knows is his girlfriend.

## Relationships

### Family

* **Val Skullcruncher** - Mal serves as the polar opposite, id to the ego, and bad girl foil of her twin sister, Val. The two of them constantly argue over their differences and a lot of the time, their fights get physical. However, Mal still tries her best to stay out of Val's way and let her live her life, without fucking things up too much. Of course, she can't always commit to this. In "Robot Revolution", Mal led the students of T.T. Barr Elementary to revolt against the principal and beat the living shit of him, which ultimately led to Val getting suspended without pay. In "St. Pudchugger's Day", we learned about how Mal sabotaged all of Val's relationships throughout high school, college, and adulthood, by convincing all of her boyfriends into getting a bunch of extra heads attached. Despite being kind of a bitch to her sister sometimes, we know that Mal's heart is in the right place because deep down, she loves her and wants the best for her. The only reason she sabotaged her relationships in *St. Pudchugger's Day* is because she found her boyfriends to be sleazy and unworthy of her. She later made up for ruining Val's latest relationship with Fichael by destroying all of his extra heads and allowing him to get back together with Val. In "War and Peace", Mal got temporarily paralyzed and Val seized full control over their body, allowing Val to finally snap and go full-on villainous, proving to be even *worse* than Mal, who then then beat into submission. This caused Mal to have to switch roles and become the good sister to counteract Val's villainy. The two of them were eventually severed in half by Zobo's stray laser beam, splitting them both apart and also, un-crippling Mal. Val told Mal that she hated her and never wanted to see her again, which legitimately broke Mal's heart and made her cry.
* **Sal Skullcruncher** - Mal is very annoyed with her vestigial triplet brother, Sal, thinking that he's gross, stupid, and often times, invasive. This is one of the few things she and Val can agree on. In "Robot Revolution", Val and Mal teamed up to sever Sal and flush him down the toilet so that they wouldn't have to put up with him anymore.

### Friends

* **Fichael** - Mal is an obedient soldier to Fichael and treats him the same way she treated her other generals back in the alien wars, albeit with a little disrespect. For instance, in "Welcome to Farzar", she punched her leader in the throat for killing more aliens than she did and later called him a "dork" and threatened him to stay on Val's side of the vagina during sex. In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Mal found Fichael to be an unworthy boyfriend of Val and tried to sabotage Val's relationship with him. She told him to turn himself into a ball of heads, leading to their breakup. However, Mal eventually came around and allowed Fichael to date her sister again and even made up for her own mistakes by destroying all of Fichael's severed heads. In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", it was surprisingly revealed that Mal actually has a secret sexual attraction to Fichael and has regular sexual thoughts and fantasies about riding his pelvis until it breaks. This could have also been part of the reason she had for wanting to end his relationship with Val.

## Trivia

* Mal and Val are technically triplets with a third person who's attached to their body, this being an underdeveloped blob of skin named Sal, who grew in between their boobs before they severed him and flushed him down the toilet, as seen in "Robot Revolution".
* Val and Mal do a timeshare of their genitals. Before 9:00pm, Val has custody of the vagina and Mal has the ass until 9:01pm, when they switch over.
* In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", it was revealed that Mal actually has a secret crush on Fichael and constantly has violent sexual fantasies about him in her head.
* She is the Farzar counterpart of Gina Jabowski from Paradise PD.