Total Drama Island 🌴 Episode 1

**Chris:** Welcome to the first season of Nex Total Drama Island. There are gonna be two camps, the Parrots (The Newbies) and the Elephants (The Trainees). One person will become the winner, everyone else the loser. Let’s find out our cast.

First off Duncan climbs off the boat with a simple bag of luggage.

**Duncan:** Hey dude, wassup?

**Chris:** Nothing really dude.

Second off Abe walks down the stairs.

**Abe:** So this is it. My chance at a million dollars at a kids camp.

**Chris:** Take it as you want, dude.

Izzy starts running down the stairs to Chris.

**Izzy:** CHRIS!!! Long time no see? How are you?

**Chris:** I’m fine Izzy. Glad to see you too.

Hillary walks in with a big smirk. She starts to look around, the cast are scared.

**Izzy:** Terrorful…

**Duncan:** I like danger.

**Izzy:** Well, I don’t.

*Hillary grabs her 20 pound bag and drags it to Chris.*

**Hillary:** Oh, camping, nah ah, I’m packing my bags back.

**Chris:** I suggest you stay. You don’t even have a ride back.

**Hillary:** Piece of shit. Unreliable driver.

**Chris:** Your lucky, you didn’t say that in his face.

**Hillary:** How so?

**Chris:** His name is Hatchet.

*Hillary stands next to Izzy scaring her.*

*Coming from the boat is justin caring his luggage and starts walking to Chris.*

**Chris:** Hey Just, wassup dude?

**Justin:** Nothing, man.

**Chris:** Take your side of the bridge.

Rivera comes with a big smile on his cheek.

**Rivera:** Hey peeps, what’s going?

**Chris:** Your chance at winning a million bucks.

**Rivera:** Nice, yo!

Listening to her song, she comes in.

**Eva:** What you guys up too, hum?

**Chris:** Um……….a second chance.

**Eva:** Why yes!

Coming in with his backbag, he waves at everyone.

Trent: My man, wassup.

Chris: Feeling great my dude.

Ezekiel and Robert come in.

Ezekiel: I brought my bro.

Robert: Aye, man.

Chris: Welcome abroad, and welcome back.

LeShawna comes in with her stylish luggage.

Leshawna: Camp in best condition?

Chris: Yup, Leshawna.

Leshawna: Good Chris.

Micheal walks in.

Micheal: Your local beach expert.

Chris: I guess it will help them.

Micheal: Good.

Lily walks in.

Lily: Party time.

Justin (whispering): Damn she’s fun.

Chris: Wassup!

Lily: Nothing homie.

Mark comes in.

Mark: Hey!

Chris: Hey, why are you so sad?

Mark: Leave it be..

Lia walks in.

Lia: O, hell nah, not camping at all.

Chris: I have pro-

Lia: I’m lea- this shit. Ugh, the boat left.

Lindsay comes on last.

Lindsay: Hey Chris!

Chris: Hey Lindsay!

Everyone is on the side bench now!

Chris: Welcome to the first season of total drama island!

You will be split into two teams.

The parrots.

The elephants.

But before I do that.

Let’s take a cast pic!

Say ‘Camp Degei’!

Everyone: Camp Degei!

On the Parrots, we got Robert, Micheal, Hillary, Lia, Lily, Mark, Abe, Rivera.

On the Elephants, we got Trent, Izzy, Leshawna, Justin, Lindsay, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel.

Go head back to camp!

## Parody Parrots (Day 1)

Abe: Hey guys, let’s do introductions. I’m Abe, my father and I work in the woods.

Lily: That’s dope yo.

Lia: Not as cool as my job.

Hillary: What is your job?

Lia: My job is to be daughter of a millionaire.

Hillary (whispering): Such a self centered person.

Lily: Agreed.

Abe: Lily, what is your job?

Lily: Well, I’m unemployed and my family struggles to make a few bucks for me, but I live, and I want to return the favor.

Hillary: What a great backstory?

Lia: OMG, that was so boring, b.o.r.i.n.g.

Rivera: I guess I’ll go, my name is Rivera and I am an athlete.

Abe: Gonna be useful in the challenges.

Hillary & Lia look at Rivera.

Hillary: Isn’t today overwhelmingly hot?

Micheal: Possibly.

Hillary: I’d be sweating when I go to sleep.

Micheal: I am Micheal, I work as a lifeguard at the beach.

Abe: That’s gonna be useful.

Hillary: Guys, I’m still in school, I’m planning to become an elementary school teacher.

Robert: Robert, I’m happy to be here, I work as a cook.

Mark: Ugh…..ugh. SPIDER!

Freaked by his remark the tribe climbs into a tree.

Mark: I’m~ a~foo~d cri~tic.

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