I Am Sojourner Truth

## **The Plot:**

Xavier, Yadina, Brad, Sharktopus, Night Cap, Jessie, and a Living Donut travel back in time to meet I Am Betsy Palmer

## **Transcript:**

* (We see Yadina solving a case)
* Yadina: Hello and Welcome to the show.
* Brad: Today, we are meeting a women's rights person, Known as Sojourner Truth
* Xavier: She has the rights. as activist. Brad? Are you OK?
* Brad: Yeah.
* Yadina: Let's start the show.
* (She pushes the button)
* (It cuts to Yadina, doing a movie trailer based on Xavier fighting against Brad with kindness)
* Yadina: (In her epic movie voice) In the world, Where there's epic battles. Comes a battle to end all battles.
* Xavier: You’re going down, Brad.
* Brad: You won’t beat me, Xavier.
* Yadina: (In her epic movie voice) Only one will win.
* Brad: And that will be me.
* Xavier: No, Me.
* Yadina: (In her epic movie voice) Here we go.
* (Brad and Xavier are unleashing their battle cry)
* Xavier: Here I come!
* Brad: Prepare yourself!
* Xavier: Okay, Hadouken!
* Brad: Wait, You're maining Ryu in Marvel VS Capcom 2?
* Xavier: Yes, Along with Ken, and M. Bison
* Yadina (In her epic movie voice): And the battle continues
* Xavier: Taste this, Brad!
* (Suddenly, there was a loud noise).
* Yadina: What in the jokes is going on?
* Xavier: I don’t know.
* (When they went to find out, they found Jessie)
* Yadina: Jessie, what’s wrong?
* Jessie: I can’t tell you.
* Brad: Yes you can.
* Xavier: We won’t say anything.
* Jessie: Alright, I’ll tell you.
* Yadina: Finally!
* Jessie: The problem is that I don't have rights like any women had.
* Brad: Why?
* Jessie: Because, Everyone laughed at me, The way I look.
* (Sharktopus, a Living Donut, and Night Cap came over to see what was going on.)
* Night Cap: No women's rights for you?
* Sharktopus: These dumb humans consider us as freaks too.
* Friendly Donut: They are unfair.
* Jessie: Yeah!
* Brad: What do we do?
* Sharktopus: Just let me handle these humans. I’ll make sure they pay.
* Yadina: Sharktopus. Violence is not the answer.
* Sharktopus: If I had it my way, it would be.
* Brad: Um... do we need to head to the Secret Museum?
* Xavier: Yes. To the Secret Museum!
* Sharktopus: I guess we’re all going.
* (They all run to the Secret Museum.)
* Xavier: I wonder who the Secret Museum will send us to meet!
* Yadina: And where we’ll go!
* Brad: And when!
* (They all enter the Secret Museum).
* Xavier: Hi, Berby.
* Yadina: Hi, Berby.
* Brad: Hi, Berby.
* Night Cap: Hello, Berby.
* Sharktopus: Hi.
* Jessie: Good day, Berby.
* Xavier: We’re getting something!
* Yadina: Look, It's a women's rights sign.
* Brad: I wonder who it belongs to.
* (It revealed to be Sojourner Truth)
* All: Sojourner Truth! A women's right extraordinare!
* Brad: Just who we needed.
* Xavier: In Ulster County, In the year 1805.
* Yadina: That's over 215 years ago.
* Xavier: Well, here we go. Ready for adventure?
* Everyone Except Xavier and Brad: Ready!
* Brad: (Sighs) Not really, but okay.
* (They all hold onto Berby as she sends them back in time to the year 1805 in Ulster County)
* Yadina: So this is Ulster County in the year of 1805.
* Brad: Dizzy. Time travel is especially dizzying when seven people are traveling all at once.
* Sharktopus: Has your mind blown by then?
* Brad: No.
* Xavier: Now where is Sojourner Truth?
* (Suddenly, they notice a girl who was trying to solve a mystery)
* Yadina: There she is!
* Sojourner: Oh hi.
* Xavier: What are you doing?
* Sojourner: Just trying to stop someone, Who committed a crime!
* Brad: Who stole Diesel 10's best friend, Pinchy?
* Sojourner: Not that one.
* Yadina: Then what?
* Sojourner: I’m trying to solve the case of the missing girl's only club.
* Night Cap: Now we're talking.
* Brad: These four here have a problem because everyone considers them freaks.
* Sharktopus: Just let me handle these humans. I’ll make sure they pay.
* Sojourner: Oh. Can you help me find the girls’ only club?
* Xavier: Sure.
* (They search far and wide for a girl's only club)
* Yadina: I don’t see one.
* Brad: Me either.
* Night Cap: Okay, Put your hands up, if you're a female.
* Yadina: I don’t think this will work.
* (A group of boys show up).
* Group Leader: Hey kid, We are so angry, cause Girls clubs are spreading across the country.
* Xavier: That’s good.
* Group Leader: No, it’s not.
* (The Sharktopus violently grabs ahold of the group with his tentacles.)
* Sharktopus: If you don’t let girls have their own group, I’ll turn you into group sandwich!
* Brad: Sharktopus, no!
* Yadina: Violence is not the answer!
* Sharktopus: It is to me.
* Night Cap: Calm down.
* Yadina: Aw, forget it.
* (Turns into her heavy metal form)
* Yadina: YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Leave our friends alone!
* Group Leader: Aah!
* Brad: Great, Now finish them off with your ultimate weapon.
* Yadina: Okay.
* Xavier: I hope this works.
* Yadina: Here we go! Ultimate 6 Year Old Power: Dr. Zoom Fist Punch Explosion!
* Brad: Go, Yadina!
* Xavier: You got them!
* (The Sharktopus restrains the boys as he flys them off)
* Group Leader: We'll have our revenge!
* Sojourner: Good riddance.
* Xavier: Now, Let's keep searching.
* Sojourner: Yeah.
* (They kept searching for the missing Girl's only club)
* Brad: Where could it be?
* Xavier: No idea.
* Night Cap: Don’t give up,
* Yadina: Giving up is not an option.
* Sharktopus: Guys, I think I found one.
* Xavier: Of course *you* find one first. You’re noticing that you found, the Joke Factory
* Yadina: I guess, They have a, Laugh, into it
* (Everyone looked confused)
* Yadina: Get it? Cause it's filled with laughs? Eh? Eh?
* Brad: Oh.
* Sharktopus: Be quiet. We better keep on looking
* (A million miles later)
* (Everyone is feeling tired, and Yadina is beatboxing slowly)
* Yadina: I'm out of, beatbox juice.
* Xavier: How long have we been traveling?
* Brad: It's been like 24 hours, since we looked everywhere.
* Sojourner: We should rest.
* Xavier: Yeah, Let's get to bed! Everyone, goodnight!
* Everyone: Good night!
* (The next day...)
* (Yadina gets up first, and imitates the sound of the rise up)
* Brad: Huh?
* Xavier: What's wrong Brad?
* Brad: Nothing.
* Night Cap: Morning already?
* Sharktopus: What is that noise?
* Sojourner: Oh, I get it. It's Yadina's very own, Rise and Shine!
* Yadina: You are, Correct!
* Everyone: Yay!
* Xavier: Thanks to her, we'll be finding the girl's only club in no time
* Brad: Cool.
* Yadina: Let’s go.
* (They search more miles)
* Yadina: Okay everybody. Copy me.
* Brad: Okay.
* Yadina: I did the rise up first this morning
* Everyone: Okay.
* Yadina: Hopefully Brad can do it next.
* Everyone except Brad: Do it!
* Brad: Uh,,, Okay, But this is the only time I'm going to do this.
* (Brad sleeps for 2 seconds, and then gets up and imitates the sound of the rise up)
* Brad: I finally did it!
* Yadina: Now let's do it together
* (They both lie down and close their eyes)
* Yadina: Okay, on the count to three, We'll do it together)
* Brad: Okay
* Yadina: One, Two, Three.
* (They both got up, while imitating the sound of the rise up
* Sojourner: Hey! Don’t we have a official traveler's guide? In case of emergency?
* Yadina: Yes.
* Brad: Oh, you know, I always get directions to wherever we go.
* Xavier: Thank goodness.
* (Yadina hugs Dr. Zoom).
* Yadina: I don‘t want to have to stay here any longer than you do, Dr. Zoom. (in her Dr. Zoom impression) Agreed.
* Sojourner: Well, we better hurry and find the girls only club.
* (The Sharktopus comforts Yadina with his tentacles.)
* Xavier: Don't worry guys. I'll fast forward ourselves walking in this boring desert, in form of the song
* Brad: Thank you.
* (He fast forwards himself and the gang walking in the desert)
* Xavier: (Singing) We are walking in the desert, But on fast forward
* Yadina: (Singing) Much faster than normal walking.
* Brad: (Singing) It's so boring to walk for just over a thousand days
* Night Cap: (Singing) Can’t argue with you there
* Sharktopus: Let me take it from there. (Singing, In style of Elvis) And so, with this great power, We are heading on the way, to the girl's only club.
* Night Cap: That is excellent.
* Sojourner: I love it when they sing like that
* Friendly Donut: Xavier, Brad, Yadina. It's over to you.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: (Singing): Oh YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
* (Brad presses play)
* Yadina: I hope the girl's only club is in this town.
* (Xavier and Brad begin to back away.)
* Yadina: Why are you all... Oh.
* Sharktopus: Haven't you found it yet?
* Night Cap: Yes, but it’s a club for **girls** and... well, I think you know why Xavier and Brad are walking away.
* Xavier: Let's do some boys stuff, Like extreme rock n roll, or breakdancing. or...
* Yadina: But... I like that stuff.
* Brad: Yeah, We're walking away, Cause this club is for girls.
* Yadina: But...
* Brad: Sorry, Yadina.
* Xavier: Bye!
* (Yadina begins to cry as she holds onto Dr. Zoom. The Sharktopus comforts her.)
* Sharktopus: Man, maybe we should tell them.
* Night Cap: Xavier, Brad, There's no need to give up
* Xavier: There isn’t?
* Sharktopus: Look on the bright side, Girl's clubs isn't always have to be special, But sometimes. Some boys can come in for just one time. What do you say?
* Brad: Sure.
* (Once they arrive at the Girl's only club)
* Yadina: Hi, everyone.
* (All the girls gasped)
* Girl's club host: Sojourner! So glad you came! but.. Boys!
* Brad: Uh...
* Xavier: We just come to have a look around.
* Girl's club host: Okay fine.
* Brad: Finally! DJ Brad in the house!
* (Brad record scratches on the turntables)
* Xavier: Yeah.
* Yadina: Go, Brad
* Brad: Thank you guys, Now, everybody dance!
* (Everybody is dancing)
* Xavier: I feel like I love this girl's club
* Yadina: It feels so amazing.
* Sharktopus: Well, I think it's time to get outta here.
* Sojourner: Okay.
* Brad: Man, This party is so crazy.
* Yadina: I don’t believe it, Nice DJ skills by the way.
* Xavier: I agree, But it’s time to head home guys, Sojourner, It was fun meeting you.
* Sojourner: Okay guys. I can't wait to see you all again soon. Bye.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: Bye!
* (Berby appears)
* Xavier: Berby, let's go home
* (Berby takes them back to present day)
* Brad: I'm glad I am the best DJ, a girl's only club can ever have.
* Xavier: Ready for a rematch?
* Brad: Yeah, But this time, I'm gonna win.
* Xavier: Oh no, You're not
* Yadina: (In her epic movie voice) And so, Xavier and Brad had a rematch. But only one will be declaring to be the best.
* Brad: Ready to serve?
* Xavier: It’s on!
* Yadina: (In her epic movie voice) And, Begin. Xavier's up for it, But Brad launches a licensed Bike-Man action figure
* Brad: Here's a present for you
* Xavier: Ow!
* Yadina: Ooh, That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
* Brad: Get ready for this, Cause I'm gonna win!
* Xavier: No, You're, Not!
* Brad: Yes I am.
* Yadina: And with that, Who will win?
* Xavier: Yaaaahhhhh!
* Sharktopus: Hold it right there
* (Xavier and Brad stopped)
* Sharktopus: I got you guys your favourite comics
* Xavier: Yes!
* Brad: Thanks, Sharktopus
* Sharktopus: It's a pleasure
* Yadina: It's true, everyone wins.
* (It cuts back to the white background, Where Xavier, Yadina and Brad are running)
* Brad: Isn't this great meeting Sojouner Truth?
* Yadina: Yeah, And since them, Other women like her have the rights to follow her
* Xavier: Just like i have the rights to meet more heroes
* Brad: Thanks for enjoying our adventure to meet Sojourner Truth.
* Yadina: Who used to be a kid just like you and me
* Xavier: So kids like you can change the world, I am Xavier
* Brad: I am Brad.
* Yadina: I am Yadina, And I'll always have my own rights to do something, Just like Sojourner Truth