Kermit

**Kermit the Frog** is the protagonist of the Muppets franchise. His parodied version serves as the deuteragonist of the DAU. He is Cell’s best friend and sidekick/Pet in all of his videos.

## History

Kermit's early life is a mystery, what we do know is he grew up with several siblings, one of them being the oldest, Cermit. Kermit would take his life on the direction of acting and music, this led him to encounter Mrs.Piggy, and open the doors to the Grand Audition. At The Grand Audition, Kermit placed a lead role over Cermit in "The Muppets" This this ended up putting a strain to his relationship with his older brother. Kermit would make his way up into the entertainment business and enter a relationship with Piggy. Piggy fell in love with the fame and manipulated kermit to get what she wanted out of her career.

Kermit essentially ended his pursuit of fame and chased happiness instead, so he set out on an adventure, and found himself in a strange universe. He discovered various creatures from far away places. The strange new land acted like a nexus, some kind of super Highway for universes to all intersect. It was called The DAU. A sanctum of beautiful chaos. He found himself through the lush lands and ended up at Cell's Arena. There he would hear Cell's predicament. Cell had recently been let go from this universe hit TV show, "Dragonball Z' His character being killed off by Gohan and Goku. Therefore he is broke and no longer relevant. Kermit therefore goes out of his way to cheer the Bio-Android up with a song. Over hearing how Cell blames it on Goku and Gohan for putting him out of work, Kermit reveals to Cell that taking revenge on Goku and Gohan won't change anything. Kermit suggested instead to make their own YouTube Videos, taking inspiration from TeamFourStar and making similar videos but just slightly worse. With that, a friendship is born, and Kermit gives Cell his iconic shades.

## Personality

How Perfect Cell Met Kermit is virtually the only time Kermit acts much like his canonical counterpart. DAU's version of Kermit comes across as a selfish, crazy frog who will go to any lengths to get a reaction out of Cell. As long as hes making content, He makes extremely awful and morally-questionable decisions, more so than Cell, who surprisingly comes off as a much better person than him. This cruelty of sorts is best shown in the *Perfect Pokemon Trainer* videos, where he "Teaches" Cell the secret to Leveling a Pokemon faster. He takes Jigglypuff and breaks its legs over and over, then healing it to gain "experience"unaware that zenkai boosts do not work the same on Pokémon, and that Jigglypuffs need Moon Stones to evolve in the first place, making Kermit’s tactics pointless

In the *Spider-Kermit* videos, Kermit, dressed up as Spider-Man, tries to become a superhero, but due to his recklessness he unintentionally does more harm than good. Some of his great feats include filming shallot jump off a building and dramatically dying under a rock.

Despite his flaws as a "Hero", Kermit still does care about others, especially towards Cell, whom he deems his best friend. An example is in *Perfect Cell Vs Super Steve*, where he immediately comes to Cell's aid to prevent Steve from kidnapping Cell and taking him to the Minecraft realm. He even apologized to Jigglypuff for abusing it so much, claiming he just wanted it to be the best Pokémon it could possibly be.

## Abilities And Powers

Kermit has the same abilities as your typical Dragon Ball Character however due to many time-skips and adventures he is on level with Goku in the canon story if not more powerful. Kermit is known to possess several transformations that are typically species-exclusive, such as the various forms of Super Saiyan. But given that the DAU exists on the edge of reality, where madness and chaos reign supreme, this is hardly relevant, as Kermit acknowledges the power of bullshit as his main source of power. Kermit is just as subject to the whims of DevilArtemis as anyone else, and thus his abilities fluctuate as the result of the chaotic nature of the DAU.

## Gallery

Kermit as your Not-So Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Frog"Are you playing with LEGO?""But there's one thing..."
Kermit singingKermit and Cell guest stars in a SXR123 Video"It was Rex the whole time!""I don't know the way!"
-Cell"Perry the Platypus?!""Why is there a massive semi-truck parked in my arena?"Meanwhile in the Devil Artemis Universe!
## Trivia

* Kermit has sometimes on a whim, sang a number of pop culture songs throughout the Cell Vs. series as listed:
	+ Sweet Victory by David Glen Eisley and Bob Kulick in Perfect Cells Sweet Victory Half Time Show (Parody) with Cell
	+ A Birthday Parody of I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys in Happy Birthday Kaggy Films! Ft. Kermit The Frog
	+ A Perfect Cell Parody of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch in How Perfect Cell Stole Christmas (Musical Parody) with Cell
	+ My Flame by Bobby Caldwell in Perfect Cell's Flame (Animated Music Parody) Ft. EzBreezy with Cell
	+ Numb by Linkin Park in Perfect Cell vs Emo Kermit (Universe 6)
		- It’s worth noting that Kermit didn’t sing the song at all, but his Universe 6 Counterpart did.
	+ Tearin’ Up My Heart by NSYNC in Perfect Cell vs Lord Guru
	+ Butterflies by Michael Jackson in Shallot’s Butterflies (Animated Music Parody)
	+ Love X Love by George Benson in Kermit: Love X Love (Animated Music Video) with Cell
	+ Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on my Head by B.J. Thomas in How Perfect Cell met Kermit
* Kermit is the second character in the DAU to get a Titled *Vs. Episode* after Cell, and preceding Rex.
* Kermit has repeatedly been stated to be autistic, both by Cell and himself.
* Kermit is not a licensed Pokemon trainer and is banned in all regions.
* Kermit hates it when someone refers to him from Sesame Street, possibly a reference to Kermit making guest appearances in Sesame Street skits. Some of these appearances are cut in modern releases as there's now a legal distinction between certain Muppet-type characters that belong to Sesame Workshop and the Muppet brand owned by Disney.
* Some of DevilArtemis’ voice recordings of Kermit were used in SMG4’s Videos. Humorously DevilArtemis has noticed and made comment on that.
	+ DevilArtemis has actually commented to SMG4 for a possible Collab, any result of that has yet to surface.
* Kermit *never* wipes.