Journey to the Sky (GAM099)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Journey to the Sky*** is the story of the guy who brought White God to South Asia, making it into the wonderful, thriving (not at all terrifying) place that it is today.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because after the two screaming babies behind us on the place all the fucking way out here, nothing seems unpleasant anymore.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love Jesus—even though you're a dirty savage—you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...walking into random people's houses and asking for stuff.
* Eli: ...bookend story [Two unrelated people.]
* Noah: ...use of the word "adventure." [eg. hit in the head with a stick.]

### **Notes**

* Recorded live on 8 July 2017 at the Broadway Performance Hall in Seattle, WA.
* Andrew reportedly says that you can show as much of Eli's ass as you want, as long as no reasonable person could expect to see his butthole.
* Anderson wrote the screenplay for the film in 1968, and the film was actually released in 1969 rather than 1977.

### **Jokes**

* [Eli: I have this hilarious story to tell you guys. Maybe! Who likes pranks? Well, Bryce might have *got me good*! We're all going to find out together.] [Noah: All I said was that the brownies were vegan—you were supposed to assume there was weed in 'em bro.] [Eli: I did *not*. You see, our dear friend Bryce made some brownies, and in them he said "Eli friendly." And Eli *loves* brownies. Because I'm a big fat person—remember when I took my shirt off to be the baby? Then… and then… and then he told Noah "Watch out for the ones with the holes in 'em." This one has a hole in it… but I don't know how many of *those* had holes in them.] [Noah: Jesus Christ, look how many of those you ate. Oh my God, dude!] [Eli: And the human doesn't smoke weed as often as the character.] [Heath: Ha haaa! I'm so happy!] [Noah: So… ] [Eli: So we gotta hurry this shit the fuck up! And if someone sees Bryce Blankenagel… *kill him*.] \*laughter\* [Eli: This is goan be interesting.] [Noah: The fact that it's four minutes after the intermission, and we haven't started yet, that tells me a *lot* of those had holes in 'em.] (1:05:29)
* [Eli: Real quick, has anyone seen Bryce? Nope? Alright.] [Noah: By the way, that was Bryce just telling you no.] [Eli: Quick question… the *vegan* ones... They're good? … Alright, this is just who I am then. That's upsetting. That's weird, right? You guys haven't been living my internal life, but I've just been like "Make it through the show for the people!" This is just who I am. … Go on.] [Noah: So, the running was just what he wanted to do with himself.] (1:23:50) [NOTE: This is a joke—he was completely stoned.]

### **Interstitials**

* You Can't Wear that Onstage (7:34)
* Eli & Pot Brownies (1:05:29)
* 3 Bedrooms, an Office, and a Pit of Death (1:32:45)
* Q&A (1:33:16) [Extra]

### **Tropes**

* Behind on the Rent
* BRIAN! (Fuck You!)
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Coincidence Treated like a Miracle
* Dead Baby Comedy
* Deathbed Conversion
* Giving Someone a Book/Reading Montage
* Indoctrination of Children
* Magical BIPoC Person!
* Neglectful/Godless /Abusive Parent
* Nothing Happens
* Persecuted Christians
* Pyune, Pune, Pun!
* RACISM
* This is YOUR Movie!
* Vaguely Heard of Jesus

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB