The Clerman Clones

The Clerman Clones are a bunch of whackass DVD making clones on the run from the law after they went on a murder spree at the TV network when their show was cancelled.

## Biography

The Clerman Clones first showed up when the crew of Space Tree's Ship crash landed on an island on a planet they were hiding out on in Ash Hole.

They got off to a rocky start, with the clones shooting Space Tree, the Commander and Allon before going to rob their corpses. Fortunately, we discover in Clone Commentary that the bullets fired at Space Tree and the Commander ricocheted off a pen they had in their front pockets (despite neither the Commander or Space Tree having front pockets). Allon wasn't so lucky and took a bullet right in the fucking chest, but who cares. They're then placed in an open prison under armed guard by the clones.

Things improved however when Space Tree recognized the clones, being a fan of their Clerman Clones TV series, leading Professor Clerman, who seems to be the one the rest of the Clermans are cloned from and the one in charge, to release Space Tree and invite him to help record the audio commentary for the DVD of their TV show. The Commander was left imprisoned however, garnering no sympathy from Space Tree.

During the commentary recording though, Professor Clerman lets it slip that the reason the clones were on the island after they'd gone on a murder spree at the TV network following the cancellation of their show, and were there to hide until the heat died down.

Professor Clerman mentions that he's on the island with 'five clones of himself' meaning there are six Clermans there in total, however we only see four of them during Space Tree and the gang's time there. The first is Professor Clerman. The second is one who wears a bucket lookin' thing on his head with a rectangular gap to see out, of which he insists isn't a bucket (this appears to be a reference to the helmet worn by Australian bushranger Ned Kelly). The third is a generic looking clone with an orange tie, and the fourth is a pretty badass looking clone with a black moustache who wears camo clothing and a pair of round sunglasses (he might be a reference to Léon: The Professional).

In The Clerman Clones - Episode 4, four other clones were introduced. One is named Dave, another one is named Mike, who uses the word "dude" twice in any sentence he says. The other two clones' names are unknown. Based on this episode, we know that there are at least eight Clerman Clones in total, but only six ended up on the island. The other two probably died or got captured during their attack on the TV network.

In The S Word we discover that many of the clones on the island had been eaten by the Female Space Tree, who the clones created from the Space Tree Action Figure. At the end of the episode we find out that one of the clones had sex with the female space tree, creating a Clerman-tree hybrid called Bobby (or maybe they made him through cloning too? I dunno.) A flashback in this episode also shows that Dave from The Clerman Clones - Episode 4 was one of the clones who ended up on the island, and was subsequently eaten by the Female Space Tree.

## Memorable Quotes

* **BUCKET HEAD:** Didn't you just say, "Shut up, and we'll do it again"? **PROFESSOR CLERMAN:** No, I said, "*or*"! "Shut up *or* we'll do it again"! - Ash Hole

* **MIKE:** Why are we wasting time here, *dudes*, come on, *dudes* and *dudettes*, let's go to the *dude*mobile, so we can save that *dude*, *dudes*. - The Clerman Clones - Episode 4