The Return of Alpaca Rubicino

The Return of Alpaca Rubicino follows a band of goodfellows from Alpaca's gang as they try and rescue the imprisoned Alpaca Rubicino. It's set a few years after the events that take place in the hit RPG Lunette, and is generally thought to be the first trilogy in the hilt universe (Acquiring QH-29 - Lunette - The Return of Alpaca Rubicino)

## Characters

PG Copper

COMM' Prompt

Leon Giovanni

Tom Summers (Admiral)

Yanni Smithson

Clementine

Aahdunnoo

Paco Rubio (Alpaca Rubicino)

tREVOR the Unicorn

## Plot

The great Alpaca Rubiccino, who had made a name for himself as a good hearted mobster in the undercity, had sadly fallen prey to the tricks of the rival gang, The Clankers . after going to great lengths to find any sort of clue as to where he was being held, one of the mob's spies learned Alpaca was being held in building 7 in the industrial district of the undercity. A last ditch effort was thrown together to save him, and judging by the seemingly random selection of characters, it could almost be described as grasping at straws... I mean... there was literally a sentient unicorn and an 11 year old boy tagging along with this group... in fact... this may have actually just been a fever dream and this RPG never happened in real life.

Despite all this this unlikely group of heroes manages to pull of perhaps the most glorious rescue in all of hiltstory thus far (sure to change after the saving private Edi series... unless it get's cancelled...) after meeting some resistance in the streets, they quickly are able to fight the rival robot mobsters off in a blaze of glory. One poor robot is stabbed in his eye (not a SM1D reference...) by a flying unicorn with a bionic horn, and his friend is mercilessly hoofed in the stomach as he flies up again, a true divebomb of destruction (band name).

The group then finds themselves at building 7, and chaos happened... really truly I am too lazy to write it all. Basically tREVOR flies with Aahdunnoo on his back and attempts to fly through the window... it ends badly. tREVOR and his good buddy Aahdunnoo fall down to their near death. Meanwhile at the entrance of the building PG Copper and the boys (plus Clementine) have a standoff with several robsters (robot mobsters) and end with Comm' Prompt (now Mafia' Prompt) as well as Clementine and Leon pretty badly injured. In all this chaos Yanni manages to find his way onto the roof of the building, and sneak in.

After this Chaos PG copper then tries to feed tREVOR some grass to heal him, but is largely unsuccessful. PG then decides to literally ratchet strap a jet engine to his back... for use later of course. The group at the entrance of the building then manage to get in... by smashing a window... clearly not seeing the wide open door right next to it. They crawl into the building and meet more resistance, this time it is especially bad and everyone except for Leon is badly injured and can barely move.

After some searching and good rolls, all of the protaganists are back in good health. Mafia' Prompt uses his ability to see through walls to locate Alpaca, and the group runs to save him. On getting to the room, they find something unexpected. There stood Yanni, gun in hand, sucker in mouth, ready to shoot Alpaca... He had been a double agent the whole time... stupid kid. Yanni, Leon, Mafia', and Clementine duke it out to save Alpaca, all seems lost when suddenly, PG copper comes in, born on the wings of... uhh... a literal jet engine strapped to his back. he unstraps the jet and does damage to most of the characters, and faceplants into the room. PG then Tries to kill Mafia' and the rest of the group finishes Yanni off. PG is defeated by Mafia' but to the groups suprise he has a self destruct sequence. The group books it out of the building and just barely make it out as PG blows up... right next to a gas line for the whole building. THE. BUILDING. GOES. BOOM. Admittedly a very Michael Bay moment, but hey awesome trumps reality. The group then walks off into the sunset, to maybe someday return in an RPG, or to be supported by the Paco Rubio foundation... only time will tell.