Maocel

Maocel is an ideology founded by Jackal.

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## Tenets

Developing from the thesis laid down by Chairman Gonzalo, Maocel developed as a response to some of the principle contradictions present within an alarming amount of self labelled "communists". Its tenets are simple:

1. Anti-sex
2. Anti-drug
3. Pro-lifting

## Origins

Jackal was once a decadent university student, engrossed in the typical hedonistic outlets of his time until he discovered the Maocel path. After discovering and then synthesizing the Maocel ideology, he quit his old habits and made serious gains, which in turn developed his grasp on Marxism Leninism Maoism tenfold. He encourages his fellow revolutionaries to take up the Maocel path for their physical and psychological benefit.

The tenets of Maocel can be tracked down to three fundamental texts: [REDACTED], "Report on an Investigation of the Peasant Movement in Hunan" and "A Study of Physical Education".

On the Report, Mao Tse-Tung noted how drugs, specifically opium in the Chinese context, had imprisoned the proleteriat, blunting their mental and physical capacities, and trapping them in a spiral of addiction and ill health, exacerbated by the conditions of their poverty. The peasant associations, which had been formerly unsupported by the rightists in charge of the Party headed by Chen Tu-hsiu, were making significant headway against the serious ills of Chinese society in conjuction with comrades already operating with the associations. Mao's investigation served as a text rebuking those who did not seek to support the peasants and the peasant associations, and within in Mao laid out the importance of the peasants taking control of their own lives and gaining approval amongst the masses, in particular their campaigns against opium usage.

While modern revisionists often continue to uphold petty-bourgeois understandings of drugs and their operation within society, often focused around an individualist perception of drugs as a form of harmless (if controlled) form of leisure, Maocel ideology upholds the correct line of recognising the significant danger they present to communities, and therefore seeks to instill in its revolutionaries a severe restriction, if not outright rejection, of recreational drugs (including tobacco and alcohol). Freeing oneself from these vices poses innumerable benefits to physical and mental health, and helps in the development of the third tenet.

On the latter text, Mao Tse-Tung delves into an expert critque of those who, while developing their mental capacities, neglected proper physical education of the body, those who have 'white and slender hands'; who "when they climb a hill they are short of breath, and when they walk in water they get cramps in their feet" (A situation which has for the most part only worsened as is apparent from the current physique of the majority of "leftists"). As Chairman Mao states:

"To attain our goals and to make our influence felt are external matters, results. The development of our physical strength is an internal matter, a cause. If our bodies are not strong we will be afraid as soon as we see enemy soldiers, and then how can we attain our goals and make ourselves respected?"

As a result, it is of primary importance that, along with developing an understanding of scientific Marxism, revolutionaries also develop their physical strength, so that they may grow strong and assert themselves against the enemies of the proleteriat. Chairman Jackal has stated that while all forms of exercise is good, lifting is the most effective for developing proper physical strength to which one is able to grow strong and confront the enemy, while also rejecting those who violate the second tenet of anti-drugs ('fake nattys') and those who neglect the importance of cardio while upholding a revisionist form of anti-sex which has developed into open misogyny ('gymcels').

## Controversy

Maocel has been the subject of some controversy. Some felt that the adherents of Maocel, many of whom are heterosexual men, had misinterpreted Maocel's rejection of sex to mean a rejection of women. Chairman Jackal cleared up this confusion and rebuked the sexist revisionists, rejecting anti-womanism as revisionism from Maocel and affirming that Maocel is "applied across gender" and that misogyny as a part of Maocel is "entirely wrong thinking."