2022 Pocono 400

The 2022 Pocono 400 is the 6th race of the 2022 Piston Cup Season. Cruz Ramirez won the Practice Sessions and Pole Position but on race day performed terrible.

The race meared a lot of retirements such as Danny Swervez blowing a tire on Lap 19, Bill Brady Jr crashing in pit lane on Lap 34, Carlo Armstrong loosing control on lap 135 and causing another 4 cars to crash involving Dan Sheldon Jr, David Sweet Jr, Ruby Sheldon, and Clarissa McWheel. There’s more but they will be featured in the transcript.

Aide from all of that one of those crashes was caused by a drama on Lap 381 which will be revealed in the transcript.

It’s one of those races for part timers Ryan Thunderbolt III, Kevin Oildrip and Jeffery Fillings, but Ryan only qualified because Kevin and Jeffery crashed in there qualifying sessions.

## Transcript

### Start

* Dale : OK FOLKS, LETS GO RACING
* Natalie : Exelent start by Cruz now dropped to 4th in just seconds and now 7th, no wait 14th.
* Dale : this ain’t her today

### Lap 19

* Natalie : CRUZ DROPS TO 29TH PLACE AND NOW GOES TO 28TH BECAUSE OF AN ACCIDENT INVLOVING DANIEL SWERVEZ
* Dale : He blew a tire, pretty terrible am I right.
* Natalie : Yeah

### Lap 34

* Dale : Cruz now drops to 38th, what’s wrong with her
* Natalie : And BRADY HITS THE END OF THE PIT WALL HARD AND NOW HES IN THE PITS
* Dale : ouch, very terrible, at least he hit no pit crew members

### Lap 135

* Dale : Carlo Armstrong takes the lead and LOOSES IT AND CRASHES HEAVILY
* (Rodopolis Team Radio)
* Carlo Armstrong : so sorry guys
* Rodopolis Crew Cheif : it’s ok Carlo.
* Dale : and now 4 other cars involved
* Clarissa : Why me
* Ruby Sheldon : that’s what you get loser stop crying AND ME AND YOU ARNT DAMAGED YOU BRAIN DEAD IDIOT
* Clarissa McWheel : MARK MY WORDS DAN SHELDON JR, IM GONNA KILL YOU COUSIN
* Dan Sheldon Jr : But we don’t get fatal next gen crashes anymore.
* Clarissa McWheel : I meant stab her idiot
* Dan Sheldon Jr : Do I care.

### Lap 381 Drama

* Dale : Cruz now goes up to 6th place with Sky Lewis still in the lead after a hard time being stuck in 43rd position
* Conrad Camber : AY SKY.
* Sky Lewis : um, what the hell have I done to you.
* Conrad Camber : DONT ACT SMART, DID YOU ACTULLY THREATEN TO KILL DARREN LEADFOOT'S PITTYS BACK IN 2001
* Sky Lewis : FIRST OF THAT WAS BACK IN 2001, SECOND, YES CAUSE HE WAS GLAD THAT SOME OF THE SIDEWALL SHINE EMPLOYEES DIED IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS.
* Conrad Camber : OH YEAH, WELL HE SAID TO ME THAT HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU BEATING UP A TON OF PITTYS AND CREW CHEIFS BACK IN 1993.
* Sky Lewis : HE SAID WHAT ABOUT THAT TERRIBLE RACE.
* Conrad Camber : YEAH YOU HEARD ME YOU USELESS LOSER
* Sky Lewis : RIGHT THATS IT \*Turns Conrad Camber\* IM GONNA KILL THAT DARREN LEADFOOT AFTER THIS RACE RIGHT NOW

### Lap 400

* Natalie : COULD SKY LEWIS WIN THE POCONO 400.
* Dale : No wait, he gives up the win TO CRUZ RAMIREZ, WHAT A SHOCKING VICTORY HERE AT POCONO.
* (IRacing Team Radio)
* Kelly Lewis : Um sky, are you alright
* Sky Lewis : Dont talk to me, I wanna have a argument with Darren Leadfoot

## Results

1. Cruz Ramirez - 400 Laps +45
2. Sky Lewis - 400 Laps +42
3. Conrad Camber - 400 Laps +41
4. John Dirtman - 400 Laps +40
5. Doc Hudson Jr - 400 Laps +39
6. Ryan Thunderbolt III - 400 Laps +38
7. Ruby Sheldon - 400 Laps +37
8. Danny Swervez - 400 Laps (He did have a tire failure on Lap 19 but got into the pits, had his damage fixed and was two laps down, but got back on the lead lap on lap 300) +36
9. Ruby Sheldon - 400 Laps +35
10. Clarrisa McWheel - 400 Laps +34
11. Silvia Gearwheel - 400 Laps +33
12. Lucille Curber - 400 Laps +32
13. Ruby Nightcar - 400 Laps +31
14. Avery Retoline - 400 Laps +30
15. Jett Simmons - 400 Laps +29
16. Abbey Candy Junior - 400 Laps +28
17. Kyle Braker - 400 Laps +27
18. Eric Braker - 400 Laps +26
19. Trank Phabercar III - 400 Laps +25
20. Michael Rotor - 400 Laps +24
21. George New-Win - 400 Laps +23
22. Jim Reverick - 400 Laps +22
23. M Fast Fong - 400 Laps +21
24. Diego Sadford Fillups - 400 Laps +20
25. Joe Rose - 400 Laps +19
26. Ned Partolstream - 400 Laps +18
27. Jonas Carvers - 400 Laps +17
28. Lucy Rydinger - 400 Laps +16
29. Jenny Powertire - 400 Laps +15
30. Lucy Nightcar - 400 Laps +14
31. Dolly Rushfield - 400 Laps +13
32. Jackie Moonwater Junior - 400 Laps +12
33. Herb Curbler - 400 Laps +11
34. H.J. Hollis - 399 Laps (Spin in Turn 4) +10
35. Richie Gunzit - 398 Laps +9
36. Ellie Flight - 398 Laps +8
37. Henry Lugnut - 398 Laps +7
38. Sheldon Shiftet - 370 Laps (Suspension) +6
39. Ace Cohen - 350 Laps (Engine) +5
40. Carlo Armstrong - 135 Laps (Crash) +4
41. David Sweet Jr - 135 Laps (Crash) +3
42. Dan Sheldon Jr - 135 Laps (Crash) +2
43. Bill Brady Jr - 30 Laps (Crash) +1