The New Prussian Kingdom

## New Prussian Kingdom

### Members

Kaiser Wilhelm the Based (Leader 2192 - 2233)Kaiser Wilhelm the Gay (Leader 2233 - 2301)Kaiser Wilhelm the Retarded (Leader 2301 - 2392)

## Overview

The New Prussian Kingdom was formed in 2192 after a rift in the UNADC caused the German sector of the UNADC to riot into a revolution which ended up succeeding into the New Prussian Kingdom with Kaiser Wilhelm the Based ending up leading the kingdom until his death with his son Kaiser Wilhelm the Gaykaiser taking in his fathers place people considered him the least memorable of the 3 kings, the 3rd was Wilhelm the Retarded whos actions ended the New Prussian Kingdom with the result of this making 3 nations from its remains, Basedburg, Gayville, and Retardland. 103 years after the collapse of The New Prussian Kingdom (2495), The Republic of Neo Prussia formed reuniting the 3 countries that were once The New Prussian Kingdom but temporarily being stopped by the rebel group of The Peoples Alliance of Retardland staging a coup and being led by Friedrich the Obese they failed and all notable members of the Peoples Alliance being imprisoned with Friedrich the Obese being executed for his actions, not much long later The Republic of Neo Prussia invaded New Fiji and absorbed it into The Republic of Neo Prussia with a joint leadership with the royal family of New Fiji

## History

In the year 2189, a rift began in the UNADC. This rift was caused when the UNADC began burning historical documents due to them being infected with invisible book eating cockroaches (or IBC's). However, the UNADC didn't tell the population about the IBC's to prevent a panic. Many of these documents were about the old Kingdom of Prussia. The German sector began rioting over the burning of this history. These riots spiraled into The Prussian Revolution (2192) which was successful. The New Prussian Kingdom won a resulting war against the UNADC (2192-2193) due to superior tactics and uniforms so beautiful, they caused many UNADC units to surrender and instead join the Prussians. After this embarrassing defeat, the UNADC signed a peace treaty with Prussia, ending the war. Soon after, the UNADC allied with the Prussians, out of fear that they would be defeated again.

New Prussian Kingdom has had 3 kings in its lifetime (before its collapse in 2392) The first was Kaiser Wilhelm the Based who stepped down as king in 2233, said to be the most based man alive after destroying the Cringe Cult in 2185. The second was Kaiser Wilhelm the Gay who fell in 2301, not much to him but he was gay. The last was Kaiser Wilhelm the Retarded who ironically reigned the longest but mainly because his advisors ran the kingdom from 2301 to 2379 and in a act of pure stupidity he would fire them to leave only him as ruler, for he was so stupid and dementia ridden that he caused the fall of the kingdom.

The Kingdom fell when Kaiser Wilhelm the Retarded asked the people if they agreed with him on 3 things. 1: that he was cool. 2: that the other kings weren't cool. 3: that Caillou was a good show. The population were furious, especially at the last one. So they revolted, killed the Kaiser, threw his body into a vat of molasses, and divided the kingdom into 3 nations. Basedburg, Gayville, and Retardland (all places named after the 3 Prussian kings.)

## The Republic of Neo Prussia

### Members

Fredrick The ChadFredrick Wilhelm the Great

Albert the Wondrous

William the Terrible

### Pre forming of the military

The Republic of Neo Prussia was formed in 2495 after the people of Basedburg decided to unite the 2 other nations into a new republic, into The Republic of Neo Prussia. After The Republic of Neo Prussia formed the source of this Fredrick The Chad decided to elect himself into power and to hold elections every 10 years and during the combining of armed forces into the 3 major corps The Peoples Alliance of Retardland tried to stage a coup by attempting to close Retardland to the dismay of the Republic and the people of what was once Retardland though The Peoples Alliance of Retardland tried to destroy The Republic of Neo Prussia before it could truly form with its leader Friedrich the Obese known for his mukbang videos uploaded to UNADCtube but with only money and no battle skills Friedrich the Obese failed at keeping Retardland out of the republic, after The Peoples Alliance of Retardland's coup failed all notable members were arrested and sentenced to life in prison for treason against The Republic of Neo Prussia and its leader Friedrich the obese was executed for staging a coup, treason, tax fraud, and being the last remaining decedent of Nikado Avocado.

### Forming the military

After the failed attempt at a coup The Republic of Neo Prussia formed its 3 major corps, The Neo Prussian Ground Forces (NPGF), The Neo Prussian Air and Sea Forces (NPASF), and The Neo Prussian Special Forces and Counter Terrorism Unit (NPSFCTU) and subsequently deciding to expand in 2505 under the leadership of Fredrick Wilhelm the Great brother of Fredrick the Chad, the republic invaded the country of New Fiji in what was once Belarus.

### Post forming of the military

New Fiji fell in a matter of 3 months on December 18th 2505 and being absorbed into The Republic of Neo Prussia in 2506 after the treaty would let the royal family live and to have joint leadership of New Fiji in exchange for being absorbed into Neo Prussia's territory and being officially recognized as Neo Prussia. Fredrick Wilhelm was regarded as an amazing leader before his assassination in 2511 by the last remaining member of The Peoples Alliance of Retardland, the assassin was quickly executed publicly for the death of Fredrick Wilhelm the Great, In this the son of Fredrick the Chad Albert the Wondrous decided to take his uncles place in the last 4 years of his presidency to keep the country from descending into chaos and in his first action he decided to hold a funeral for his uncle and the amount of people who attended was comparable to Hisenbones with all of Neo Prussia attending along with some high ranking officials in the UNADC after this Fredrick The Chad who was mourning the loss of his brother decided to make a new branch of the military with the little remaining political power he had left to form The Neo Prussian Secret Service (NPSS) a small branch for the protection of the president of Neo Prussia to prevent another assassination like the one that happened to Fredrick Wilhelm the Great. In 2515 Albert the Wondrous stepped down as president in what would of been the end of his uncles reign as president and held a new election for the presidency and a man named William the Terrible

#### William the Terrible

William the Terrible was the leader of Neo Prussia after Albert the Wondrous stepped down as president. William the Terrible was the most controversial president in Neo Prussian History, only 1 year into his presidency he declared war on New France and New Switzerland at the same time with declaring on New France he indirectly declared war on the UNADC knowing if he took to long to finish New France the UNADC would be ready for war and wipe out Neo Prussia so he knew he had to strike hard and fast on New France taking it in 2 months but he forgot about New Switzerland which was slowly taking Retardland with this surprise to William the Terrible he was caught on the back foot with his armies all the way into New France he wouldn't be able to get back into Neo Prussia in time so he was thinking this might be his downfall. In all of this commotion the royal family of New Fiji was seeing how their allies and technically rulers were being invaded by New Switzerland they decided to organize the New Fiji Military which they have been building up encase of invasion they decided to send them into Retardland in order to repel New Switzerland before they could do any actual damage to Neo Prussia, with this swift action they started to slowly but surly push New Switzerland back to its capital of Kostintera with support coming from William the Terrible after his treaty with New France was passed onto the UNADC and accepted for they were having problems with Trollge in Northernmost America and could not split itself in two trying to protect New France, along with William the Terrible the NPASF came in to support New Fiji with this the nation of Ial thinking that they could launch a blitzkrieg operation on Neo Prussia as soon as they took the first city they were quickly shut down by the NPSFCTU and sent back into Ial and signed a treaty saying that Ial couldn't invade Neo Prussia until the year 7815 in exchange for protection by Neo Prussia. New Switzerland was pushed all the way back to Kostintera where they surrendered and absorbed into Neo Prussia under the leadership of the New Fiji royal family, along with being awarded the highest honor, The Presidential Cross for their swift action against New Switzerland.

##### Post New Switzerland and New France

After William the Terribles 2 wars (2518) he decided to focus on the economy with Neo Prussia being the 2nd largest country in all of Europe William had no fear of invasion, but with New France and New Switzerland rebels starting to cause instability he decided to include them in all things regarding their former countries and to represent them in the Neo Prussian House of Representatives to quell the rebels, after sorting out the rebels of New France and New Switzerland William the Terrible decided to strengthen the economy after the inflation caused by his two wars he decided to do what made him the most controversial president in all of Neo Prussian history he decided to abolish the Neo Prussian Dollar in exchange for the new currency Ripri where 40 Neo Prussian Dollars were worth 1 Ripri some historians say that this was the best thing ever done by William the Terrible and some say this was the worst thing he has ever done. After the economy stabilized (2524) William the Terrible would decide to change the political system to a monarchy with this move a majority of people would despise this decision with a group of rebels from Basedburg starting a rebellion to overthrow William the Terrible and re-establish Albert the Wondrous as the president of Neo Prussia, with this William the Terrible would serve the rest of his life in prison until his death in 2559

### Albert the Wondrous

After Albert the Wondrous was reinstated when William the Terrible was overthrown by the Basedburg rebels he would decide to