Evil vs Evil

The second bonus episode of The Rise of Supervillain Lisa.

## Synopsis:

The last bonus episode of The Rise of Supervillain Lisa. Zhan Tiri appears and teams up with Lisa and David...only for her to betray them.

## Transcript:

On a dreary spring day, Lisa and David were still supervillains.

Lisa: I don’t understand. Our last plan to dominate the world was supposed to be a success.

David: I know! If that Hit Girl had her way, we’d be dead!

Lisa and David went in their lair to see Hugh and Robert and Riley.

Lisa: David and I came up with a plan to wipe the world of superheroes!

David: Or anyone else who will defy us.

Hugh: Oh? What is it?

Lisa: Well, Robert, Riley, what are the deadliest foods you can make?

Robert: Oh, that’s easy! A moldy grilled cheese sandwich with jalapenos cooked inside the bread!

Riley: People will be crowding the hospital faster than they crowded our restaurant!

Robert and Riley laughed evilly.

Lisa grinned evilly.

Lisa: Perfect.

David: And Hugh, I hate to say it, but you’re useful. Keep doing what you’re doing and turning any unsuspecting girl into our minions.

Lisa: Yeah! We’ll rule the world!

A portal opened up in the lair and a ghostly girl figure came out of it.

Zhan Tiri: Ahhh, yes. Royal Woods. I can do some damage here!

Lisa and David noticed Zhan Tiri.

Lisa: If you’re here to foil our plan, then you can get acquainted with my deadly lava trap.

Lisa pointed to a big lava tub in the corner of her lair.

Zhan Tiri: Don’t be ridiculous. I came to join your team. I heard rumors about you, and might I say, I’m quite impressed.

David: Oh really?

Hugh: I can’t believe my own ancestor is proud of all of us!

David: Actually, pretty boy, she’s just proud of Lisa and I…

Zhan Tiri: No, no. I’m proud of ALL of you. If you have me on your side, I can ensure you’ll all win and triumph!

Lisa: Okay! You got yourself a deal!

David: Royal Woods...and the entire UNIVERSE will cower at the mention of our names!

The villains all laughed evilly.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, the superheroes all got together in Centium City.

Kim: Okay, first order of business, stop Lisa and David. They’re still out there.

Ron: And they destroyed ALL the Bueno Nachos throughout the country!

Hit Girl: Who the fuck cares? I thought I killed those villains! There sure will be a bloodbath tonight.

Hit Girl grinned sinisterly.

Kick Ass: Yeah, I’m with her! They will be gone!

Adam: I’m confused…

Kaz: Me too.

Bree: All you two simple minded boys need to know is, they won’t rest until the world is destroyed.

Skylar: We can’t let them! Otherwise it’ll be Catastrophe all over again!

Chase: Or Giselle and her faux movie!

Oliver: Or my mother as Mr. Terror!

Just then, a portal opened up and Varian and Cassandra entered the penthouse.

Leo: Who are you?

Cassandra: I’m Cassandra…

Varian: And I’m Varian.

Cassandra: And we came to stop Zhan Tiri.

Phoebe: Who’s Zhan Tiri?

Max: Yeah. I thought we were supposed to stop Lisa and David.

Billy: It’s all here in the plan.

Billy handed Cassandra and Varian a pamphlet.

Cassandra: We happen to know Lisa and David!

Varian: Quite nice kids.

Nora: Uhhh, think again! They’re out to destroy the world!

Chloe: It’s true!

Hank: And we need you to come with us.

Barb: Yep! Who knows what they’ll do next.

Shego: I swear, joining Kim and Ron wasn’t the weirdest thing to happen to us.

Dr. Drakken: Yeah! Who are you two?

Cassandra: We’ll explain more on the way.

The heroes all left the Centium city penthouse.

~ ~ ~

At Royal Woods, the heroes were at the park.

Cassandra: So you want to know who we are…

Hit Girl: Let’s get this over with. We have some villains to kill…

Cassandra: Very well. I’m Cassandra, and this is Varian…

Varian: We’re from the year 1502 and our nemesis, an ancient evil demon, Zhan Tiri escaped the Corona castle’s jail…

Cassandra: Princess Rapunzel and her fiance, Eugene Fitzherbert instructed us to track down the demon and stop her before she destroys the entire universe.

Varian: And we intend to put a stop to anything she’ll be up to.

Hit Girl: I say we kill her!

Cassandra: That won’t work. She always comes back.

Hit Girl: Dammit!

Chase: So, we’ve got a killer demon on the loose as well as Lisa and David?

Shego: Great. Just great.

Hank: We’re ALL going to have to work together now.

Kim: Cassandra and Varian seem to know all about Zhan Tiri, so we use their knowledge to defeat her.

Phoebe: And as for Lisa and David, I guess we must recruit Lisa’s siblings again.

Max: They’re incredibly useful.

Dr. Drakken: But what about MY plans to take over the world?! Hasn’t anyone noticed I’m working on a new invention that’ll blow this world away?

Ron: Yeah, we all do. Dr. D, you really gotta stop with the self destruct buttons!

Cassandra: Now! Who’s up for stopping Zhan Tiri?

Chase: I already have Lisa and David tracked. Wherever they are, Zhan Tiri most likely will be.

Skylar: Villains travel in packs, usually.

Bree: It’s a known fact!

Varian: Okay! Let’s stop them!

The heroes all left the park.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in Lisa and David’s lair, the villains were still working on their plan.

Zhan Tiri: You all can benefit from my lessons! You’re going about this all wrong!

David: Really? And how would you approach this?

Zhan Tiri: You two are the most powerful, right? And Hugh’s got the looks and Robert and Riley have the food. But what you’re missing is the element of surprise. Those heroes probably know exactly where you are! Ya gotta manipulate them into joining your side. Convince them that villainy is the way to go.

Lisa: Well -

Lisa’s siblings all came in.

Lincoln: Lis, when you’re done playing supervillain, help me with my math homework!

Lola: And my beauty pageant! The new girl, Jane is really good!

Lana: And WHERE is Hops?

Lisa: Hops is dissected.

Lily: But what about blankie?

Lisa: That’s shredded.

Lily began crying.

Lucy: Sigh. Please, just help us.

Lynn: Yeah! I need help pummeling Betsy in the new wrestling match for PE! I’m her partner and I KNOW she’ll cream me!

Luan: And I can’t find Mr. Coconuts anywhere!

Lisa: He’s in a woodchipper. Moving on…

Luan glared angrily at Lisa.

Luna: And I can’t possibly concentrate on writing a new song! Though Michelle and Doug rejected my last one, I intend to have Mick Swagger fall in love with this new song!

Leni: And I can’t seem to find my missing hundred dollar pumps!

Lisa: That’s cause they’re burned to a crisp!

Leni: How could you?!

Lori: And I literally did not return home from college to see my spare bedroom turned into your evil lair!

Zhan Tiri: Destroy these fools once and for all!

Lisa: Actually, I have a better idea!

Lisa pulled a lever beside her.

Her siblings got trapped in a cage.

Lisa: Now come, villains! Let’s destroy the world!

The villains all left Lisa’s lair.

Lincoln: I guess this calls for plan B…

Leni: What’s plan B?

Lincoln face-palmed.

~ ~ ~

The heroes found the villains at the Great Lakes City park.

Cassandra: Zhan Tiri, I knew I’d find you here!

Zhan Tiri: Oh, Cassandra. I happened to pick up some new recruits.

Lisa: Greetings!

David: Salutations!

Hugh: Hello.

Robert and Riley waved.

Varian: Please. Just come back to Corona with us!

Zhan Tiri: NEVER! And Lisa, David, your supervillain team is lame. We haven’t destroyed the Earth once!

David: That’s cause these guys keep bugging us.

David pointed to the superheroes.

Hit Girl: These motherfuckers are dead! Prepare to die, villains!

Hit Girl took out a handgun and began shooting it at the villains, including Zhan Tiri.

The villains all ducked.

Lisa: Really, Hit Girl? Ya can’t defeat us!

Kim: No. But we can!

Kim, Ron, Dr. Drakken, and Shego began karate chopping the villains.

The villains pinned them all down.

Zhan Tiri: I’m betraying you, Lisa and David. This world shall be mine! But first… all you villains and heroes. Hand me your powers!

David: Never!

Zhan Tiri: I knew you’d say that. Which is why I’ll just take them by force…

Zhan Tiri got out a vacuum powered milk jug and took all the powers out of the super-powered superheroes and the villains and then drank the milk jug and got all their powers for herself.

Zhan Tiri: Enjoy a life with no powers!

Zhan Tiri laughed evilly and teleported out.

Lisa: This is BAD!

David: Yeah!

Lisa: We need your help!

Hit Girl: You cunts were about to destroy the world!

Kick Ass: Yeah! Why should we help YOU?

Bree: Not to mention, ALL our powers are gone!

She pointed to the rest of the Elite Force, the Thundermans, Cassandra, and Shego.

Hugh: Because the world’s at stake?

Robert: Zhan Tiri is going to destroy the world if we don’t stop her!

Riley: Yeah! You don’t know who she is and what she’s capable of!

Varian: Yeah! We gotta stop her. And we all gotta work together.

Max: Very well. We’ll ALL work together.

Chase: Heroes must stick together!

Hit Girl: Now let’s GET HER!!

~ ~ ~

At the Royal Woods park, the Loud siblings, who made it out of the cage in Lisa and David’s lair, Brooke, Bonnie, Jim and Tim, Skippy, Darcy, Lexie, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus, Lindsey, Francis, Winston, Alfred, Roxanne, Clyde, Chandler, Cody, Liam, Zach, Rusty, Ronnie Anne, and Bobby got together to discuss their next move.

Lincoln: She is out of control!

Lola: Yeah! Lisa and David MUST be stopped!

Lana: But how? She’s too powerful!

Lily: It’s impossible!

Lucy: Sigh… The baby’s right.

Lynn: I can’t believe I’d say this, but I’d rather get pummeled by Betsy than my own sister!

Luan: I have no pun for this scenario.

Luna: And when Luan has no puns, this is serious!

Leni: I don’t even understand. What’s going on?

Lori: Oh, Leni… the world is literally at stake!

Brooke: Totally! I mean, Hit Girl was supposed to save the day, like usual! But I have a feeling she won’t deliver.

Bonnie: And Kim was supposed to reunite the whole cheer squad! Without cheerleading, I’m nothing!

Jim: Well, Tim and I have worked on a new invention…

Tim: But it blew up in our face.

Jim: Now we have NOTHING to work with!

Skippy: I may have some new car parts I can use to make rocket powered boots to get to Lisa and David quicker.

Jim: WE were going to make rocket powered boots!

Darcy: And I finally got out of that block of ice, but I STILL don’t see Raffo!

Lexie: I saw Lisa and David shred that giraffe toy a while ago.

Darcy burst into tears.

Darcy: How could they do that?!

Lexie shrugged.

Lucas: Well we’ve got to stop her, one way or another.

Marcus: Yeah! I’ve never been more terrified in my life.

Mike: It’s insane!

Gus: Yeah! Considering I was supposed to take Jackie out for the afternoon!

Lindsey: And us pageant folk have a pageant to practice for.

Francis: It’s crucial for our career!

Alfred: And I can’t be in 3rd place again!

Roxanne: Don’t worry, Alfrie! We’ll take home the gold!

Winston: I wouldn’t count on it.

Lola: Yeah! Winstie and I are the best!

Clyde: And my dads are STILL missing! I haven’t seen them all week!

Chandler: Yeah! My dad STILL can’t fix the sewage plant! It’s hopeless!

Cody: And I was supposed to visit my dad tomorrow. But he told me I can’t come because of Lisa and David! Am I just supposed to take that?

Liam: No! The pigs in my farm are missing too! I swear, if they got turned to bacon, I’ll scream!

Zach: Or maybe aliens abducted them.

Liam glared at Zach.

Zach: I’m kidding.

Rusty: Eh, Zach, maybe the aliens got Rocky, too!

Lucy: Sigh. Rocky.

Lucy blushed.

Ronnie Anne: And the entire Casagrande family’s gone missing too!

Bobby: Abuelo counted me on running the mercado, but I don’t think I can if the whole world’s at stake!

Suddenly, Zhan Tiri appeared.

Brooke: Who are you?

Zhan Tiri: I am Zhan Tiri! This world will be destroyed!

Lincoln: Where are Lisa and David?

Zhan Tiri smirked.

Zhan Tiri: Let’s just say Lisa and David are tied up somewhere you’ll never find them…

Jim: Lisa and David are in their lair.

Tim: And YOU rigged it to explode!

Zhan Tiri: Smart little boys you are. I HATE you two!

Jim: Well, Tim and I aren’t too fond of you, either!

Zhan Tiri: Not only will Corona experience its first eclipse, Royal Woods, AND the entire Earth, will be blown to smithereens!

Lucas: You don’t scare us!

Marcus: Well, you scare us a little.

Clyde and Cody began crying.

Chandler: Come on, you two! Man up! Zhan Tiri’s NOT that scary!

Zhan Tiri twisted her head all around.

The Louds and their friends all screamed.

Chandler: Okay. I stand corrected. I think I’m gonna be sick…

Zhan Tiri: You’ll all regret crossing me!

Lola: Uh, actually, lady, YOU crossed US!

Lindsey: And you’ll totally pay!

Zhan Tiri: Isn’t that cute?

Zhan Tiri snapped her fingers.

The Louds and the other allies all disappeared.

Zhan Tiri: Finally! I’m unstoppable! The world WILL be mine!

~ ~ ~

All the way in outer space, Zhan Tiri used all the heroes and villains’ powers and blew up the Earth.

Zhan Tiri: Ha, ha! Success! Now NOBODY can stop me!

Zhan Tiri laughed maniacally.

~ ~ ~

Back in the present day, Lisa and David awoke in Corona at Rapunzel’s castle.

Cassandra: Yep. Seems to be in order.

Lisa: What just happened?

David: Where are we?

Varian: You don’t remember? Zhan Tiri blasted lightning bolts at you two!

Cassandra: Thankfully you survived!

Varian: Come on, Cass. Let’s tell Rapunzel and Eugene that Lisa and David are okay.

Varian and Cassandra left.

Lisa: I had THE strangest dream…

David: So did I! We were supervillains again and Zhan Tiri joined our side, only for her to betray us!

Lisa: That was MY dream too!