YTP (RWBY Chibi) - Blake the Teenage Virgin Ninja Naruto Fan Goes on a Ruby Hunt

**YTP (RWBY Chibi) - Blake the Teenage Virgin Ninja Naruto Fan Goes on a Ruby Hunt** is a YouTube Poop that is also the first side-story of RU🅱️Y, it took place after episode 8.

## Transcript

*In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground as the RWBY logo causes an explosion, an unseen speaker then announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI" before Yang pops out from nowhere*

**Yang**: Surprise!

*Blake Belladonna kneels alone in the darkened Team RWBY's dorm room with her eyes closed and surrounded by candles. She slowly places her hand on the hilt of Gambol Shroud, before taking it out and then placing it there again to then start doing something suggestive(?), she quickly draws her katana and spinning around in one swift motion, putting all of the candles out. The word **GREAT!** appears after that. She sheathes her katana.*

**Blake**: I will not fail in my mission.

*The "Teenage Faunus Ninja Catgirl" Opening appears, and when the "Catgirls" rises but returns to their original state before the screen freezes.*

**Jaune**: Yamcha's here!

*Suddenly, Blake unsheathes her katana, tosses it into the air, killing Yamcha.*

**Jaune**: Yamcha's dead! It's cool, I'll figure it out. (*walks out*)

**Blake**: Ninja vanish!

*Blake pulls out a smoke bomb and throws it to the ground, creating a puff of smoke that makes her disappear. Meanwhile, Ruby sits at the pool with Velvet Scarlatina, who is relaxing on the chair next to her while Ruby keeps a lookout, with one of her eyes twitching. A bubble rises up above the pool and pops, causing Ruby to jolt up.*

**Ruby**: Did you hear something?!

**Velvet**: Nope.

**Blake**: You can't escape from crossing fate! Fight!

**Jaune**: (O-S) **Loud Nigra.exe**

*Blake is interrupted as Velvet snickers.*

**Velvet**: Sorry, I just heard Jaune trip and die. I didn't mean to interrupt your moment.

**Blake**: Fuck you!

*Blake once again disappears in a puff of smoke. Back to Ruby, the girl has gone completely paranoid and nervously rubs a teacup between her hands. Nora Valkyrie is seen calmly eating a bowl of Pumpkin Pete's cereal.*

**Blake**: (O-S) Swiggity Swooty, i'm comin' 4 da booty. Swiggity Swooty, i'm comin' 4 da booty. (Yup!)

**Ruby**: AldalomehtssimIngIfelkoolIemtlikesomeityrevone'setubfolloemgnwi!

**Nora**: Wtf are you talking about?

**Ruby**: They're too fast!

*Ruby looks up and sees Blake giving unsettling eyes at her.*

**Blake**: I'm comin' 4 da booty. ***ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOU GURL.***

**Ruby**: (*screams*) Ceiling cat!!

*Ruby throws a bunch of teacups at Blake, but the cat Faunus easily blocks them all with her katana. Ruby runs out of the kitchen while Blake gives chase. Nora continues to eat her cereal, completely unfazed. Ruby later appears in a classroom.*

**Ruby**: She's coming for me! I know it!

*Blake appears giving unsettling eyes at Ruby, the both of them stares at each other as "Gentle Breeze" plays really fast.*

**Blake**: Gay Luigi.

**Ruby**: (*screams*) Ceiling cat!!

*In another classroom, Ruby crashes with the door, which was closed, leaving her surrounded.*

**Ruby**: (O-S) (*screams*)

**Blake**: (O-S) GOTCHA BITCH!

**Ruby**: (O-S) (*screams*) Ceiling cat!!

**TAKE 2**

*Ruby is then seen entering an empty classroom and peeking there in backwards.*

**Ruby**: !em rof gnimoc s'ehS (*scared noises*) I know it!

**Blake**: Here's Johnny!

*Ruby gives out a startled yelp as she jumps away from the desk that Blake's on top of.*

**Blake**: The time has come...(*points at her with a gun*)...for you to DIE!

*As the screen turns black, a gunshot can be hear, then a memorial to Ruby is seen.*

**Blake**: Mission accomplished. And now...

*Blake strikes a Jojo pose as the video ends.*

## Characters

### Major Characters

* Blake Belladonna
* Jaune Arc (Dies)
* Ruby Rose (Dies)
* Velvet Scarlatina
* Nora Valkyrie

### Minor Characters

* Yang Xiao Long
* Master Splinter (First appearance, Cameo)
* Yamcha (Cameo)

## Songs Used

* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Intro (2012 Series)
* OMW2SYG (Swiggity Swooty) - Splurt
* Gentle Breeze (from Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2)
* Family - Super Mario Galaxy
* Awaken (Pillar Men's Theme)

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