SpongeBob SquarePants Logic That Makes No Sense

# **Basic Information**

**SpongeBob SquarePants Logic That Makes No Sense** is the forty-fourth (44th) video on the Master Raney channel on YouTube. Master Raney talks about and points out the cartoon logic in the sitcom, SpongeBob SquarePants, that makes no sense.

# **Plot**

Master Raney states that after 10 Reasons Why The Krusty Krab Should Go Out Of Business hit 5,000 views, he begins discussing SpongeBob SquarePants logic that makes no sense. Master Raney starts off with the Krusty Krab, pointing out that in some episodes, SpongeBob walks into the restaurant and the customers are already eating, despite in some other episodes, SpongeBob's absence affects the service negatively, which Squidward, the only other employee, who is the cashier, for example, is really bad at making Krabby Patties and has horrible cooking skills. Master Raney points out that the Krabs family tree logic makes no sense, seeing that Mr. Krabs and his mom are crabs and his daughter is a sperm whale, which led to Master Raney questioning if Pearl was adopted or if her mom is a sperm whale that never appeared in the entire show. Master Raney points out the fact that SpongeBob failed the driving test over a million times, which he states to be exaggerating, yet seen driving a dump truck and a submarine despite failing the boat test so many times, then the clip presents of SpongeBob crashing the boat onto the lighthouse, causing it to fall and Mrs. Puff to inflate and say "Oh, SpongeBob, why?" in a low-pitched voice. Master Raney points out the contradiction of SpongeBob's fitness, showing him barely lifting up stuffed animals when bench pressing and easily lifting up a vehicle with one hand. Master Raney then points out that two humans, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, live underwater and survive their entire lives without any scuba diving equipment, then points out that Sandy the Squirrel can't breathe underwater without her helmet, which Master Raney states that both humans and squirrels are land species. Master Raney states that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are humans that are the size of fish in spite of meeting David Hasselhoff, which a clip shows SpongeBob and Patrick riding him overwater, knocking down a person on a boat. Master Raney points out Sheldon J. Plankton being designed to have one eye, yet presenting a picture of him using binoculars, showing him having two eyes. Master Raney points out the size difference in between squirrels and starfish in real life, pointing out that Patrick, a starfish, appears taller than Sandy, a squirrel, which Master Raney even points out that the top of Patrick's head is above the top of Sandy's helmet. Master Raney points out that Squidward is classified as an octopus, despite "squid" in his name, which Master Raney says it's no surprise they didn't name him "Octopusward" or "Octoward". Master Raney presents a picture of Squidward as an actual squid, stating that his name being "Squidward" would make more sense for that appearance after pointing out a background character that's an actual squid. Master Raney then points out the cousinhood in between Patrick and Gary, despite Patrick portrayed as SpongeBob's neighbor and best buddy who talks like a human and Gary portrayed as SpongeBob's pet seasnail that meows like a cat. Master Raney states that weather under the sea makes no sense because of there being no clouds underwater, questioning how did it even snow in the first place. Master Raney starts mentioning the fire underwater in some episodes immune to being put out by the water it's under, Master Raney stated that the water itself couldn't put out the fire, except for when Patrick broke the fourth wall in Life of Crime, which the clip plays. Master Raney points out that drowning fish and an underwater beach are points of obvious nonsense, pointing out in Goo Lagoon, where SpongeBob and Patrick are seen drowning in the water, yet while living underwater. Master Raney points out SpongeBob and Squidward's income being far below the wage floor, being so low that it takes 20 years to make a dollar, and 20 years later after the beginning of the show, neither SpongeBob or Squidward are homeless yet. Master Raney also points out that time when SpongeBob left the fridge open, causing there to be ice underwater, which didn't melt due to unexplained cartoon logic. Master Raney points out that there are icicles hanging and objects frozen underwater. Some clips from the episode, Suds, play. Master Raney then brings up SpongeBob's visit to Sandy's tree dome, requiring him to wear a bucket of water on his head to survive, without it, he suffocates, and yet in the movie, he and Patrick are seen on the surface land without suffocating. Master Raney states that bathing and showering underwater and Mr. Krabs listening to music through his eyes also draw question. Master Raney discusses the hereditary appearances of SpongeBob, the main character of the show, looking more like his cousin, Stanley, than his mother, who SpongeBob hereditarily gets the eye lashes and dimples from, and has absolutely nothing hereditary from his dad.

# **Trivia**

* This video came out as the fortieth video, 10 Reasons Why The Krusty Krab Should Go Out Of Business, hit 5,000 views

# **References**

1. The Video on YouTube
2. The Prequel Video