The ESB Crew Visits Bikini Bottom Part 4: Dear Pen, There's a Dinosaur/Transcript

**Dyaboy:** You will finally be mine!

**Pen:** Uh, who are you talking to?

**Dyaboy, riding SpongeTron D** (who is in his vehicle form because transformations are cool), bursts into Mr. Krab's office, and emerges with the formula.

**Krusty:** \*gasps in horror\* ..No!

**SpongeTron D:** Yes!

**Krusty:** NO!

**SpongeTron D:** Y-

**Squiddypop:** But why would YOU want the formula, Dyaboy?

**Dyaboy:** I made a deal with Plankton!

**Cmc:** What?

**Squiddypop:** Dude, why are you working with HIM? He's evil!

**Dyaboy:** \*chuckles sinisterly\* That's only one thing we have in common..

(Dyaboy starts to move closer to the gang, particularly towards Pen and Cmc. They all back away.)

**Pen:** *[more confused than scared]* Uh, wh-what are you doing?

(Pen and Cmc are backed into the corner. Cmc hides behind Pen, but she shrugs him off.)

**Pen:** Nope, I'm not going to be your human shield.

(SpongeTron D activates a grabby-claw-clencher-thingy, and it starts to reach out at them.)

**Cmc:** I-I don't like this!

(SpongeTron D grabs Cmc, and he screams ~~like a girl~~.)

**Pen:** Hey!

**Dyaboy:** Mwahahaha! Now you'll have no choice but to come with me!

**Persondudes:** Don't hurt them!

(SpongeTron D starts to fly away with Cmc, and Pen grabs his long rat tail to pull him down.)

**Krusty:** Pen, what are you doing?!

**SpongeTron D:** *[robotic voice]* Activating turbo mode.

(Pen's feet start to leave the ground.)

**Pen:** What do you want from us?! (Change this line if you want lololol)

**Dyaboy:** I want YOU.

**Pen:** Ew.

(The gang gasps. Persondudes clenches his fists, glaring up at Dyaboy. SpongeTron D finally blasts off, taking Pen and Cmc with him.)

**Pen:** Well, darn.

**Persondudes:** Noooooooo!

(Dyaboy starts to steer SpongeTron D towards the Chum Bucket. Pen climbs up and grabs the steering wheel, veering the vehicle in the direction of Goo Lagoon.)

**Cmc:** Yaaaaaaahhh!

**Pen:** WE'RE STOPPING FOR ICE CREAM!

**Dyaboy:** NO WE'RE NOT!

(He grabs the wheel back, turning the vehicle violently in weird directions.)

**Pen:** Stop! We're gonna crash!

**Cmc:** ..Do rats go to Heaven?

(They head down towards a cave. The vehicle tilts downward, and they all scream. A crash is heard from the distance.)

**Krusty:** ..No!

**Squiddypop:** *(ADD A LINE HERE)*

**Persondudes:** *[trying to sound confident]* They're still alive. I-I know it. We have to save Pen- uh, I mean them.

(In the cave, Pen, Dyaboy, and SpongeTron D are just getting up. Cmc is nowhere to be seen.)

**Pen:** *[begrudgingly]* Amazing. We've crashed in a cave. Thanks, DYA.

**Dyaboy:** Hey! YOU grabbed the wheel!

**Pen:** I only did that so you wouldn't get the formula to Plankton!

**Dyaboy:** Are you Felicity Parham in disguise? Because you're acting a lot like her, and I somehow still think you're hot!

**Pen:** \*shudders\* Eugh.

**SpongeTron D:** \*scans Pen with his laser thingy or whatever\* Scanning. Here are the results. Pen is 60% human, 16% weirdo, 14% ghost, 7% insane, 3% writing utensil, and 0% Felicity Parham.

**Pen:** Wait, I'm part *ghost?*

**Dyaboy:** \*attempting to sound sexy as he moves his hand like a cat's paw\* Rawr.

(Pen slaps Dyaboy. His mouth curls upward into a weird, smug smirk.)

**Pen:** Wait, where's Cmc?

**Dyaboy:** *[still attempting to sound sexy]* Why would him, when you've got a man right here?

(Pen gets up, and kicks him in the stomach.)

**Pen:** *[calling outward]* Cmc?

**Cmc:** Huh? What? Who's there?!

**Pen:** It's me. Pen.

(Cmc inches out of a dark shadow, gnawing on a rock. He perks up upon seeing Pen.)

**Pen:** Oh, there you are!

**Cmc:** \*frowning\* The bread around here is pretty stale.

**Pen:** That's a rock.

**Cmc:** Heyy! YOU'RE a rock!

**Pen:** \*sighs and facepalms\* Apparently, I'm 60% human, 16% weirdo, 14% ghost, 7% insane, and 3% writing utensil.

**Cmc:** Oh, that's-

(A loud roar and stomping footsteps is heard from deep inside the cave.)

**Cmc:** Wh-What was that?

**Pen:** I don't know..

**SpongeTron D:** My scanner tells me that it is a Squidasaurus Rex, a carnivorous dinosaur-octopus hybrid.

**Pen:** Oh gosh.. we're screwed.