Xeniar1

xeniar1 is an pepperian-british movie about a bad guys wanting to kill good xenia what teached children in Shdhd counting to 10 firstly they are nice but later bloody and bad

## Xeniar I

### Music by

Xenia Unia Mandalorian Erebor Napada Na Ziemie Xenia12

### Box Office

1000 Doge

script

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INT. BRITONSTONE MALL - AFTERNOON

Dumb Police MR ZAKARIYA PATEL is fighting with Patient doctor MRS EMMA WALKER. ZAKARIYA tries to hug EMMA but she shakes him off.

ZAKARIYA

Please Emma, don't leave me.

EMMA

I'm sorry Zakariya, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away

ZAKARIYA

I am such a person!

EMMA frowns.

EMMA

I'm sorry, Zakariya. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

EMMA leaves.

ZAKARIYA sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, Foolish Bungee Jumping Destroyer NIU ANDREW POGO barges in looking flustered.

ZAKARIYA

Goodness, Andrew! Is everything okay?

ANDREW

I'm afraid not.

ZAKARIYA

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

ANDREW

It's ... a Paranoid Water Dot ... I saw an evil Paranoid Water Dot.

ZAKARIYA

Ok, Beat Him?

ANDREW

Yes, Foolish FOrever!

ZAKARIYA

Bloomin' heck, Andrew! We've got to do something.

ANDREW

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

ZAKARIYA

You can start by telling me where this happened.

ANDREW

I was...

ANDREW fans himself and begins to wheeze.

ZAKARIYA

Focus Andrew, focus! Where did it happen?

ANDREW

Przekraczanie Plot! That's right - Przekraczanie Plot!

ZAKARIYA springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

ZAKARIYA rushes along the street, followed by ANDREW. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. PRZEKRACZANIE PLOT - SHORTLY AFTER

KROPLA XENIA a Smart Paranoid Water Dot says goodbye to children.

ZAKARIYA, closely followed by ANDREW, rushes towards KROPLA, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

ANDREW

What is is? What's the matter?

ZAKARIYA

That's not just any old Paranoid Water Dot, that's Kropla Xenia!

ANDREW

Who's Kropla Xenia?

ZAKARIYA

Who's Kropla Xenia? Who's Kropla Xenia? Only the most Smart Paranoid Water Dot in the universe!

ANDREW

Blinkin' knickers, Zakariya! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Smart Paranoid Water Dot in the universe!

ZAKARIYA

You can say that again.

ANDREW

Blinkin' knickers, Zakariya! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Smart Paranoid Water Dot in the universe!

ZAKARIYA

I'm going to need Lava, lots of Lava.

Kropla turns and sees Zakariya and Andrew.

KROPLA

Zakariya Patel, we meet again.

ANDREW

You've met?

ZAKARIYA

Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young ZAKARIYA is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees KROPLA. He takes off his headphones.

KROPLA

Would you like some fruit gums?

ZAKARIYA's eyes light up, but then he studies KROPLA more closely, and looks uneasy.

ZAKARIYA

I don't know, you look kind of Smart.

KROPLA

Me? No. I'm not Smart. I'm the least Smart Paranoid Water Dot in the world.

ZAKARIYA

Wait, you're a Paranoid Water Dot?

ZAKARIYA runs away, screaming.

EXT. PRZEKRACZANIE PLOT - PRESENT DAY

KROPLA

You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

ANDREW

(To ZAKARIYA) You ran away?

ZAKARIYA

(To ANDREW) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

ZAKARIYA turns to KROPLA.

ZAKARIYA

I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

ZAKARIYA runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

ZAKARIYA

I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Lava.

KROPLA

I'm not scared of you.

ZAKARIYA

You should be.

INT. XENIA FOREST - LATER THAT DAY

ZAKARIYA and ANDREW walk around searching for something.

ZAKARIYA

I feel sure I left my Lava somewhere around here.

ANDREW

Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Lava.

ZAKARIYA

You know nothing Andrew Pogo.

ANDREW

We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, KROPLA appears, holding a pair of Lava.

KROPLA

Looking for something?

ANDREW

Crikey, Zakariya, she's got your Lava.

ZAKARIYA

Tell me something I don't already know!

ANDREW

The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

ZAKARIYA

I know that already!

ANDREW

i am evil.

KROPLA

(appalled) Dude!

While KROPLA is looking at ANDREW with disgust, ZAKARIYA lunges forward and grabs his deadly Lava. He wields them, triumphantly.

ZAKARIYA

Prepare to die, you Dumb cauliflower!

KROPLA

No please! All I did was teach and play with children do you think that’s bad?

EMMA enters, unseen by any of the others.

ZAKARIYA

I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! teaching children those were from small class! that's me! Zakariya Patel you need to be scared of me!.

KROPLA

Don't hurt me! Please!

ZAKARIYA

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Lava on you right away!

KROPLA

Because Teaching is good.

ZAKARIYA looks stunned for a few moments but then collects himself.

ZAKARIYA

No its not!

KROPLA

Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

KROPLA tries to grab the Lava but ZAKARIYA dodges out of the way.

ZAKARIYA

Who's the teacher now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, KROPLA slumps to the ground.

ANDREW

Did she just faint?

ZAKARIYA

I think so. Well, that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Lava.

ZAKARIYA crouches over KROPLA's body.

ANDREW

Be careful, Zakariya. It could be a trick.

ZAKARIYA

No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Kropla Xenia is dead!

ZAKARIYA

What?

ZAKARIYA

Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.

ANDREW claps his hands.

ANDREW

So your Lava did save the day, after all.

EMMA steps forward.

EMMA

Is it true? Did you kill the Smart Paranoid Water Dot?

ZAKARIYA

Emma how are you here SKATEBOARD..?

EMMA puts her arm around ZAKARIYA.

EMMA

Long enough.

ZAKARIYA

Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Kropla Xenia.

EMMA

Then She was Killed?

ZAKARIYA

It does seem that way!

A crowd of vulnerable an enter, looking relieved.

EMMA

You are their bandit!! i don’t want to see you.

The Children Strike And Attack  ZAKARIYA.

ZAKARIYA

ahh come on.

EMMA

You are humble as well as brave!

a Smelly Pepperpoop defends ZAKARIYA

EMMA

I think they want you to have it.

ZAKARIYA

I couldn't possibly.

Pause.

ZAKARIYA

Well, if you insist.

ZAKARIYA takes the Pepperpoop.

ZAKARIYA

Thank you, Pepperfriend.

The Children Go Away.

ZAKARIYA turns to EMMA.

ZAKARIYA

Does this mean you want me back?

EMMA

Oh, Zakariya, of course I want you back!

ZAKARIYA smiles for a few seconds but then looks defiant.

ZAKARIYA

Well, you can't have me.

EMMA

WHAT?

ZAKARIYA

You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Paranoid Water Dot to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.

EMMA

But...

ZAKARIYA

Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Andrew.

ANDREW grins.

EMMA

But...

ANDREW

You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

EMMA

Zakariya?

ZAKARIYA

I'm sorry Emma, but I think you should skedaddle.

EMMA leaves.

ANDREW turns to ZAKARIYA.

ANDREW

Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?

ZAKARIYA

Of course, you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly ANDREW stops.

ANDREW

When I said I am evil, you know I was just trying to distract the Paranoid Water Dot don't you?

THE END

Characters

**Zakariya Patel**

**Andrew Pogo**

**Emma walker**

**Kropla Xenia**

movies

 xeniar2