Pupeye

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**Pupeye**(Or alternatively Pupler) was Popeye's pet dog that was gifted to him by Albert.

## History

With the Holidays(Whatever is the Christmas equivalent of this world is, edit it if you have it) coming up and the RUC not wanting to disappoint Popeye, the various members raced to get gifts for him. During his travels to find a gift, Albert found a stray, diseased Chihuahua in a trash can. He presented it to Popeye who compared to the rest of his gifts, made him overjoyed with the angry dog.

RUC propaganda would write Pupeye as a big Rottweiler to give him a more imposing feel which even RUC members who saw the real Pupeye bought into really quick. He would be around Popeye whenever he did some of his more heinous acts and would bite everyone barring Popeye. He also was known to not be housebroken and defecate and pee all over the ground. The only members who pointed this out would be dismissed by Popeye, thinking it was an act of love.

As stated before, the only person safe from his bites and squeaky yelps is Popeye himself. Anyone else is not safe, especially Felix who grew a huge resentment towards the dog.

## Demise

One day while a group of the Justice Tower protestors were out shopping, Pupeye would run off from the RUC. Felix was tasked from Popeye to retrieve the dog, much to his annoyance.

Pupeye would come across a particular protestor[Tech?] of the group and bite his ankle. He would swiftly punt the dog away before leaving. The dog, dazed and confused would come across Felix who got too annoyed by the dogs antics and began to stab him endlessly. Later on, he would lie to Popeye saying that said member bit Pupeye with "radioactive rabies" and had to be put down. This enraged Popeye and gave him another reason to harass the community.

Popeye would frequently bring this up and while not many people in the community like said member due to his attitude and political talk, they went up to defend him anyways due to the sheer ridiculousness of the claims.

## RUC's Pupeye

Pupeye's "photo" on the RUC wiki deems him to be a Rottweiler. Supposedly he was a Christmas gift from Albert and was very loyal to Popeye and shit.

Oh, and the wiki stated that Felix the Cat actually liked the dog.

## The Real Pupeye

With Christmas coming up and time running short, every member of the RUC scuffled to get any sort of present for Popeye (guy's so insane any gift is a good gift to him). Albert happened to have found a small rabid Chihuahua in the trash in some city and used that as his gift. Popeye absolutely loved it, because it was different from all his other gifts (pipes, crowbars, sandwiches).

The Chihuahua would let out barrages of high-pitches "barks" (if you would even call them that) every second of the day, bites random passing members, and even shit all over the floor. Jafar tried pointing out the "shitting on the floor" thing to Popeye, but Popeye insists that Pupeye was a beautiful loyal dog.

Felix the Cat also really REALLY hates Pupeye.

## Death

### RUC's Pupeye

The RUC claims Pupeye was killed during an assault by Mike Nnemonic on New York City after he got bitten by Techscience. So they say Tech got the upper hand and bit Pupeye, which gave him radioactive rabies and so he suffered and shit until Felix put him down.

### Reality

Pupeye ran off and came across Mike and co. and bit Tech in the leg. Yes, it was actually Pupeye who did the biting, which makes more sense honestly.

But after returning home he had another one of his rabid fits and knocked over Felix's lunch he had on his table. This pissed Felix off and finally he decided to cut the motherfucker up. Popeye saw this and Felix made up the story about Tech to take the blame off of himself (at least somewhat) and claim he was putting the dog down after he got radioactive rabies (instead of regular rabies, you know?)

Also Popeye easily believed the part of the story where Felix mentioned Mike invading New York City.