Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog saying "$12.99 a pillow!" in a black stereotype voice.

* Scruffy, Oscar, Chef, Clone 342, Piranha Plant, Bruce the Horse, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Rowlf The Dog, Animal, Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker (acquaintances)

### Affiliation

Are U Super Cereal
TheDAITrickster

## Biography

In general, Kermit can be described as d\*ck, very misunderstood, self-conceited, and sometimes downright rude. He seems to show little regard for anyone, especially his friends. He even threatened to kill his baby brother at one point. As much as he claims Cookie Monster and Elmo to be his friends, he constantly mistreats, insults, and sometimes physically abuses them for his own amusement. He is very impulsive and loves destroying Sean’s possessions, like his TV. His personality is very destructive and one of his favorite things to smash’ Elmo’s food items. Kermit has a love-hate relationship with dogs. He likes Gunther, Jasper and Mia, but didn't know that they got jasper until 3 weeks later. He didn't like how Gunther attacked him, but he seems to have no problems with Mia.

### Two Kermits?

According to more recent videos, there has been TWO Kermits the entire time. One Kermit, the Prime Kermit, is usually more scheming in personality. This Kermit is played by Sean. Sean's Kermit is the one who dated Kermita, divorced Miss Piggy, and had a son, Kerm Kerm. It is currently unknown where this Kermit lives, as he was evicted from the Trollmansion. He used to sleep anywhere he felt like in the Trollhouse though.

The second Kermit is much more prone to violence, physically attacking the other residence of the house hold. This Kermit is portrayed by Michael. This Kermit can be seen primarily in videos where Sean is on camera. He is known for throwing objects, biting at people, and brandishing weapons such as hammers and tire irons. This Kermit was famously the one thrown so hard against the wall his eye flew off, but somehow, the injury traveled to Kermit Prime.

Other Kermits appeared through out the series, such as Kerm3, a Kermit played by Steven. This Kermit is much more sassy then the other two, and has a slight inflection in his voice, almost similar to Timrek. Multiple look-alikes were recruited by both Sean and Michael's Kermit to combat the Elmo clones, but it slowly devolved into chaos, as usual.

An Alternate reality Kermit appeared with an Elmo and Cookie Monster from a different dimension where they are actually respectable beings. But since the move out of the TrollHouse, these three have barely been seen.

#### Drug use

Kermit seems to have a massive drug addiction, particularly for cocaine. In one episode, he and Elmo took cocaine and stole Sean's Escalade, and later sold his TV for the substance as well.

Kermit once snorted bath salts, which caused him to experience psychedelic hallucinations and even mistake Michael for Mario, a sheriff, and later a burrito.

Elmo supposedly gave Kermit LSD-laced joints, and it was revealed that Kermit has also been to rehab multiple times.

While talking to Ted on Skype, it is revealed that Kermit purchased marijuana from Ted and owes him 50 dollars.

### Relationships

#### Ricardo

When Sean First got Ricardo The Flamingo, Kermit used it as a source to get out of water, However, He doesn't like it when Ricardo Enters the house, Telling him "How Many times did I tell you not to come in the house?" Ricardo leaves and Kermit calls him a "Pussy Ass Bitch", Which Results in Ricardo Charging at Kermit, Resulting in a scaring. However, Kermit Claims The "Pink one" Is His while Giving Cookie Monster a tour around the house.

#### Timrek

He has a deep hatred for his brother, Timrek. This is a reasonable gesture, since Timrek often tries to one-up Kermit on everything.

#### Elmo

Elmo is one of the closest things Kermit has to a best friend, stealing Sean’s Escalade and doing various drugs with him. However, he constantly makes fun of him and may even try to harm him physically. Since Elmo tends to be gullible at times, Kermit tries to trick him and take advantage of his stupidity.

#### Cookie Monster

Kermit and Cookie Monster seem to have an on-off friendship. Unlike Elmo, who is gullible and an easy target for Kermit, Cookie Monster has been known to attack Kermit during certain episodes.

In "Kermit the Frog and Elmo Investigate a REAL Haunted Ghost Town!", Kermit says that even though he doesn't like Cookie Monster, he is still his friend. How this is possible is unknown. Cookie Monster has attempted to even arrest Kermit for impersonating an officer, despite probably impersonating one himself.

#### Big Bird

Since Big Bird is a minor character and only appears occasionally, Kermit and Elmo rarely interact with him, but when they do meet him, they tend to insult him instantly. During the third episode of Kermit's Kitchen, Kermit seemed to dislike Big Bird, and vice-versa; this eventually led up to Kermit slaughtering Big Bird, and later cooking and eating him. Kermit did however, along side Elmo, brought Big Bird back from the dead, with Timrek's help of course.

#### Sean/Michael/Steven

As is the case with all of his friends, Kermit will often insult Sean, Michael, and Steven as well. Despite the fact that the three allow Kermit to live in their house for free and even give him his own cooking show, Kermit generally does not care for them.

#### Miss Piggy

It has been confirmed that Miss Piggy and Kermit are divorced. The reason being is because Miss Piggy took Kermit’s money, stole his gas, and cheated on him with his brother Timrek, to which Kermit replied in anger "thank you for flopping your \*\*\*\*\*\*!", and Kermit also admitted to cheating on her for taking his money. Whenever she appears at the house or other locations, Kermit shows nothing but disdain for her, calling her a bitch.

#### Towelie

Kermit does not seem to interact with Towelie as much as other characters. In one of Kermit's cooking shows, while Kermit is listing foods, Towelie mistakes them for drugs and wants in. Kermit later tells him to get lost.

#### Debra/Angry mom

Kermit and Debra tend to argue a lot, partially due to Debra's short temper. However, they are often shown to make out or even have sex, indicating some kind of romantic relationship.

### Dewey

Dewey is Kermit's baby brother, but looks NOTHING like him. Dewey is a small furry green monster with anxiety that is constantly abused, mentally, physically, and emotionally by Kermit. Dewey was even kicked out of the Trollmansion Guest House until Timrek appeared and poofed Kermit away leading to his eviction.

### Rest of The Frog family

Kermit is very close with his other family members, not counting Timrek and Dewey. He's very close to Papa Kermit, and his other brother. Constantine and Kermit have had several spats, but are relatively close.

### Other Puppets

Other puppets, such as Oscar the Grouch, Scruffy, Swedish Chef, and the alternate reality versions of himself, Elmo and Cookie, usually start with good intentions, but slowly devolve into an insulting contest. However, Kermit did invite Oscar and Scruffy to live with them, even providing a house warming gift of hot garbage. He feared for his life when the alternate reality Kermit was more polite, and even threatened them. He never interacted with Gonzo in the blue things one appearance in the series before he was murdered by Orange Elmo. Kermit has conspired with Clone 352 in selling shoddy christmas ornaments. Recently, Kermit 'made friends' with the Count, and the two trolled Omegle together.

Kermit met yet another Kermit through Omegel and was verbally abused by this much more calm and witty Kermit. Who also managed to steal Kermita away with how big his 'frog hog' was.

### Other Housemates

Much like with Sean, Steven and Michael, Kermit is conniving, scheming and down right rude to other house mates such as Sergio. The only difference is Sergio isn't afraid to slap Kermit into place. He also recruited the other two to help him with plots.

### Fatman

Kermit and Fatman hate each other, but will work together to bother Sean if need be.

### Jobs

#### Salesman

At least twice during the series, Kermit attempted to sell pillows to Are U Super Cereal for 12.99, but so far both attempts have been unsuccessful. He adopts a Jamaican accent as well as a slightly Asian accent as his salesperson voice. At One Point, He Drove Sean Insane by breaking in his TV with a Tire Jack. Which Resulted in him being Thrown out, Causing his Eye to fall off.

#### Chef

Kermit owns his own cooking show, known as "Kermit's Kitchen." It often features another character, such as Big Bird, Elmo, or Cookie Monster. Kermit is shown to be an unskilled and inexperienced chef, as his dishes usually turn out sloppy or he did not do any work at all and presented a pre-made food item instead. He also has the tendency to abuse or insult his fellow partners.

#### Cop

In some episodes, Kermit appears as a police officer. He was seen arresting Fatman for being homeless, and even questioning deborah for stealing donuts.

#### Ghost Hunter

Kermit was once on a TV show named "Ghost Seekers", where he, Michael, and Elmo investigated the abandoned town of Cripple Creek after the disappearance of Cookie Monster.

#### Pirate

Kermit once dressed up as a pirate and constantly bothered Sean about searching for treasure. Eventually, they follow a map to an abandoned trailer, where Kermit finds one dollar. Sean later takes this to pay for Kermit's rent.

#### Mugger

In "Siri Rejects Kermit the Frog and Elmo!", Kermit and Elmo break into Sean's room and try to steal his LED lights.

#### Drug Dealer

In one of his cooking shows, Kermit says he should start selling cocaine. Sean tells him not to due to the "Adpocalypse".

## Quotes

* "You f\*ckin' bastard."
* "$12.99 a pillow!"
* "Some asshole gave me an atomic wedgie!"
* "Where'd my eye go?"
* "I'm gonna beat 'em up and take their candy!"
* "Is that candy?"
* "That's a movie, dumbass!"
* "I run a lot faster now."
* "Tell Miss Piggy she's fat."
* "Oh yeah! I'm on shrooms!"
* "I'll give you the tip of something."
* "Surprised you didn't come out of the closet sooner."
* "I'm nervous to go on TV."
* "This is Tabasco sauce! You're a f\*ckin' phony!"
* "Fine! Let's get this sh\*t done."
* "Elmo? Did you just do cocaine?"
* "I got my sh\*t."
* "What the f\*ck does that even mean you stupid little f\*ck?!"
* "Taste like Elmo's ass."
* "We're right in the middle of a cooking ritual right now."
* "Hey, do you know where the booty is?"
* "This is my new home."
* "Oh no, Miss Piggy's here, AHHHHH!!!"
* "F\*ck you, i'm not coming back!"
* "This is my Gatorade, bitch."
* "Ooh! A piece of candy!"
* "That's a really nice expensive camera you got there! Be a shame if I were to take it in the middle of the night."

* "You like my Yeezy's?"
* "Are you stereotyping me? I'm so f\*cking triggered right now!"
* "That sounds like a really good plan."
* "Hello everyone, we got 100K in YouTube Channel, Congratulations aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Fuck your uncle, because we will do a shitting dance together in a other YouTube channel SEXY KERMIT"
* "When the f\*ck did we get a dog?"
* "Hey! I'm trying to make a f\*cking video out here, motherf\*cker!"
* "I'm pretty f\*ckin' fly."
* "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts!"
* "I am not ready for school!"
* "A bully pulled my pants up!"
* "No! I don't wanna go to work!"
* "I want ice cream!"
* "Gawd!"
* "No one asked you!"
* "You're a whore!"
* "Elmo smells like sh\*t."
* "Yeah, you take a shower, then check your tower! F\*ggot!"
* "Where's me booty?
* "Hi, I'm Elmo! I'm a fucking piece of shit! I like to steal Kermit the Frog's food all the time! I like to go 'hahahahahaha!' right in his face, just because I'm an annoying piece of shit!"
* "You don't need a doctor! Fuck that."
* "It's OCTOBER!"
* "Let me in."
* "It's just me out here."
* "My hands are empty, it's just me."
* "My face is covering the entire f\*cking hole, you're lying."
* "I hate you."
* "This feels good, that feels pretty good, we do this everyday."
* "Yeah! I'm Italian!"
* "Jesus will not catch you."
* "Now you can sit on a chair on a pillow."
* "Y'all need some pillows? I got a lot of pillows over here."
* “12.99 a pillow.”
* "I'm measuring my d\*ck."
* "14 and a half feet. Alright, we're good."
* "Shut the hell up, I'm on the phone."
* "Shut the f\*ck up, stop plugging your sh\*t!"
* "Fine, I'll just drink it myself."
* "You're not a real doctor!"
* "You look like Harry Potter with the beard!"
* "I have a small penis, Kermit the Frog has a really big d\*ck!"
* "Yes, I'm Cookie Monster."
* "No, I'm Cookie Monster."
* "Oh come on. Just fall for it."
* "I actually don’t have a penis."
* "I'm f\*cking trying, bitch!"
* "I brought a gun, just let me in."
* "Actually it's a porn uniform."
* "Beating my d\*ck is police brutality."
* "Where did you get that gabucci wallet?"
* "Hi, welcome to Burger King. Can I take your order?"
* "Yeah, I'd like to order a large."
* "Oh Debra!!! your so...... ah your so hot"
* "F\*ck you, i'm talking!; Um, we're going to Guitar Center and i'm gonna f\*ck Elmo right now."
* "I'm being attacked by a f\*cking wolf get it away from me"
* "I'm eating your sister, actually."
* "You there, come join me on my ship."
* "It's not a blue screen room it's my ship."
* "You ready for this? THIS BITCH, TOOK MY MONEY!"
* Look at the flick at that wrist.
* Is this candy?
* No there's no weed.
* hell nah
* What the f\*ck?!
* Oh I love the news.
* I Think, Beaker, Animal and Fozzie are bitch boys

## Trivia

* Kermit the Frog is an actual character created by Jim Henson and is the fictional host of *The Muppets.*
* All 3 main members of Are U Super Cereal often take turns providing the voice for Kermit. According to popular opinion, Sean does the best Kermit voice.
* Though he tends to outsmart Elmo in many situations, Elmo is sometimes seen to be more rational and/or mature than Kermit.
* In "Kermit the Door Salesman (GONE WRONG)", after destroying Sean’s TV, Kermit loses his right eye after Sean accidentally throws him too hard. In the following 2 Kermit episodes, he is seen wearing an eye patch. His eye is later glued back on by Tyler, but facing inward rather than frontward. This is later fixed in "DOCTOR ELMO FIXES KERMIT THE FROG'S EYE! (Finally)".
* He appears to be bisexual as he had sexual relations with Elmo, and other women he slept with.
* In "KERMIT BECOME MOVIE STAR", We Seen Kermit's footage from Muppets Most Wanted were Kermit and Constantine were kissing Miss Piggy together which is not included in the movie or as deleted scene.
* The Kermit puppet Sean uses is a puppet that could be found on ebay here: https://www.ebay.com/itm/KERMIT-LARGE-FULL-BODY-HAND-PUPPET-ARM-RODS-SLEEVE-FOR-PROFESSIONAL-OR-HOME-USE-/265425521459?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&\_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0