The Return of Allon

In the first episode of Space Tree: Season 2, a detective hunts down an escaped prisoner and Allon makes his long-awaited return!

## Transcript

**Allon:** There you are. Ewp! I told you I'd return someday.

(Allon picks up his severed arm with a face drawn on its hand gives it a dep kiss, then jumps into a tree portal labelled 'EXIT')

(Part One: The Return of Allon)

(Cut to Space Tree on his ship)

**Space Tree:** Yes, it's another fine day, here in space.

(Space Tree presses a button labelled 'BLOW' and a space air vent opens and starts blowing)

**Space Tree:** Boy, that space air sure feels good on my leaves.

(A phone ring comes from a computer terminal showing 'HELLO' on the screen. Space Tree presses a button to answer the call)

**Space Tree:** Hello, this is Captain Space Tree.

**Mr Warden:** Hey there, Space Tree, it's me, your old pal the prison warden.

**Space Tree:** Hey there, warden, how are things down at the Space Prison? Has anybody been shivved lately? Ha ha ha haa... I'm just kidding.

**Mr Warden:** ... Yeah, there's been a couple'a shivs. Hey, is that your new potato sculpture?

**Space Tree:** Indeed it is, and it's coming along quite nicely, if I do say so myself.

**Mr. Warden:** That's nice. Well I just wanted to make sure that everything is all ready for our little uh experiment today.

**Space Tree:** It's all set on my end. At this point I'm just waiting for him to show up.

**Mr. Warden:** So you can assure me that nothing unexpected could possible happen that could mess up this whole operation?

**Space Tree:** Just trust me, warden. Nothing unexpected ever happens around these parts.

(The Commander slips out of the tree-hole in Space Tree's leaves, naked)

**Commander:** Mmrrup.

**Mr Warden:** ... What was that?

**Space Tree:** Uh, what was what?

**Mr. Warden:** Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw a naked teenage boy just slide out of your uh, how do I say this, your tree-hole?

**Space Tree:** Well that is disgusting and it didn't happen, there was probably like a video glitch on the screen or something so..

**Mr. Warden:** Yeah, I don't think that was a glitch-

**Space Tree:** Anyways, I gotta go, bye.

(Space Tree pulls on a toilet-flush style pull-chain, ending the call)

**Space Tree:** Commander, is that really you?

**Commander:** Yeah, hey Space Tree, what's up?

**Space Tree:** My God, it's been so long since I last saw your face, I almost didn't recognize you.

**Commander:** First of all, my face is up here. And second, I don't think-

**Space Tree:** Yeah, where are your clothes?

**Commander:** I took em off because as we all know, only organic materials can transport through your tree hole. So that means no clothes, no weapons, and no clothes.

**Allon:** Errp..

(Allon slips out of Space Tree's tree-hole)

**Allon:** Uh, here are your clothes back, Commander, I still don't really get why you took em off, that was uh, that was weird.

**Space Tree:** Allon, is that you? It's been even longer since I saw your fat face.

**Allon:** Uh, first of all, my face is up here. And second, uhh-

**Commander:** Why do you keen saying it's been so long? It's only been like five days. At least according to my calendaar.

**Space Tree:** Ho ho, Commander, we don't have much time now so please come and join me in the explanation room.

(Cut to the explaination room)

**Commander:** Oh, that explains it.

**Allon:** So five whole years have passed for everybody except me and the Commander?

**Space Tree:** That's right. As you can see I am much older and wiser now, but you two are still just a couple of dumb little kids. No offense. But that is the risk you take when you enter my tree hole and travel to the magical land of Treeholia. It's a land where time moves slower and the leaves are always greener.

**Commander:** Actually the leaves are more of like a pinkish color. Have you even been to Treeholia?

**Space Tree:** Well unfortunately I am not flexible enough to enter my own tree-hole yet.

**Allon:** Those uh, Treeholian leaves also taste a lot better, I ate a bunch of em while I was there, err-

**Space Tree:** You WHAT? Those are MY leaves!

**Allon:** Ugh, I can't believe we missed five years. Geez, I'm starting to sweat. I've got to sweat. I gotta get me some fresh space air in here.

(Allon presses the 'SUCK' button, the space air vent opens and starts sucking him into it)

**Allon:** Uhhh, uh! Woah, what's happening?

**Space Tree:** Yeah, you really should start reading what buttons say before you press them.

(Allon's arm gets ripped off into the vent)

**Spave Tree:** Classic Allon, always getting his flimsy little arm ripped off.

**Allon:** Yeah, uh, is there any chance I could get that back?

**Space Tree:** Nope, those air ducts run all over the ship, so you can kiss that arm goodbye.

**Allon:** Aww, well I can't kiss it goodbye now, it's already gone..

**Commander:** Hey Allon, didn't you leave a spare arm back in "Treeholia"?

**Allon:** Oh yeah, you're right, there's still a chance for me to kiss my own arm. Space Tree, I just gotta jump back into your tree-hole for a second.

**Space Tree:** Oh no, you don't!

**Allon:** I'll be in and out, I promise!

**Space Tree:** Don't do it!

(Allon jumps back into Space Tree's tree-hole)

**Space Tree:** Ugh, you know what, I hope he gets stuck in there for another five years, it'd serve him right.

**Commander:** He is right about those Treeholian leaves though, they sure are tasty. I smuggled one of em out for myself but uh, I just gotta wash it off before I eat it.

**Space Tree:** Yeah well, while you're doing that I'm going to have to imprison you in this room for just a few hours.

**Commander:** What? Why?

(The doorbell rings)

**Space Tree:** That's why. Because of the doorbell.

(Cut to Mee pressing the doorbell button, labelled 'DO NOT PRESS')

**Mee:** Come on, open up.

(The door opens)

**Space Tree:** Sorry to keep you waiting, I was just stepping out of the shower. As you can see by the towel I am currently wearing.

(Mee enters)

**Mee:** Hey Space Tree, long time no see. Can't believe you're the one running this place now.

**Space Tree:** Yes, I cannot believe it either.

**Mee:** So tell me, how long ago did this prisoner escape from his cell?

**Space Tree:** It's been less than twenty-four hours, and there's no way he's made it off this ship.

**Mee:** Well you can relax now because detective Marone is on the case. If this sicko is somewhere on this ship I'll be sure to track him down. You wait here, I'm gonna go set up a perimeter, if you know what I mean. Just don't get in my way.

(Meelord exits the room, SpeshDiv enters)

**SpeshDiv:** I just hope you know what the hell you're doing.

**Space Tree:** Of course I know what I'm doing. This is the only way to cure him.

**SpeshDiv:** Well all I have to say is this plan does-not-compute. *Beeep*.

**Space Tree:** OK, my explanation room is occupied right now, so I'll try to sum this up as quickly as I can. "Detective" Marone over there is going to attempt to track down this escape prisoner on this ship, but all the clues that he finds will only lead to himself. So then, in a twist ending, he will realize that he himself is the escape prisoner.

**SheshDiv:** And so then he will be cured?

**Space Tree:** Well yeah, he'll be cured. That, is uhh, that is curing science.

**SpeshDiv:** Well this better work, because if you screw this up you'll not only have to answer to the warden, you will have to answer to ME. And I, am a RO-BOT.

(Cut to Mee entering another room)

**Mee:** Ugh, I know you're around here somewhere you escaped son of a bitch. I can still smell your stench in the air. And I don't like it. \*sniff\* ughh.. I really don't like it. I gotta get me some fresh space air in here.

(Mee presses the 'BLOW' button and the space air vent opens, Allon's severed arm falls out of it onto the floor)

**Mee:** Well, well. This is what we in the detective business call \*burr-urr-urp\*, a clue.

(Cut to Mee shoving Allon's arm in Space Tree's face)

**Mee:** Who's arm is this?

**Space Tree:** Uhh, I guess that escaped prisoner you're looking for must have torn it off one of the guards.

**Mee:** Oh, now it's personal. Before, I didn't really care. But when you rip off an arm you are entering personal town.

(The space air ducts falls off the wall and the Commander pops out of the vent, naked)

**Commander:** Oh hey Marone, what's up?

**Mee:** Hey, how do you know my name?

**Commander:** How do I know your name? Uh, only because we're like best friends. C'mon, I've only been gone five years, don't tell me you forgot who I am.

**Mee:** What? Shut up and get out of that vent. you're not gonna confuse me, you're just some escaped prisoner.

**Commander:** Yeah, so I escaped, what's the big deal?

**Mee:** Hey Space Tree, hold onto this arm while I cuff him.

(Mee throws Allon's arm which hits the pull-chain, pulling it and turning on the screen showing Tarbob)

**Tarbob:** This just in, some shocking footage has just been leaked which reveals disturbing information about the infamous Space Tree the Space Tree.

(A picture of Space Tree looking like a creep is shown labelled 'Space Tree "The Space Tree"')

**Space Tree:** What??

(A video plays showing edited footage of the Commander, naked, sliding in and out of Space Tree's tree-hole)

**Tarbob:** As you can see, this erotic footage shows irrefutable proof that Space Tree is keeping naked teenage love slaves on his ship.

(A picture of the Commander is shown labelled 'Innocent victim of Tree')

**Tarbob:** All this and more tonight on Channel JK News. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it!

**Mee:** Oh. My. Goouhh-

**Space Tree:** OK, that footage was taken completely out of context.

**Mee:** Oh, I get it. You thought you could trick me, but I figured out the twist ending.

**Space Tree:** You did?

**Mee:** It's you, Space Tree! YOU are the one who is the escaped prisoner.

**SpeshDiv:** Arrrggghhhh!! I knew you'd screw this up! Now you have to answer, to ME!

**Mee:** Hey Frank, I figured it out. Space Tree here is the escaped prisoner. And this kid is his friggin love slave

**Commander:** Eww..

**SpeshDiv:** There is no love slave Marone. You've been brainwashed into thinking you are a detective, and this whole scenario was set up to try and cure you.

**Mee:** What, you set me up, Frank? But we've been partners for years!

**SpeshDiv:** No we haven't. You're just a prisoner and I am a prison guard. And my name is not Frank.

**Mee:** Frank, you just wait 'til we get back to the station, I'm gonna-

(Allon slips out of Space Tree's tree-hole, landing on Mee causing him to shoot SpeshDiv in his head, which then explodes)

**Allon:** Uhh, I have returned!

(Allon kisses his severed hand deeply)

(End credits)

## Fun Facts

* All of the characters in this episode received a design overhaul, the most major of which is Tarbob who now has an eyepatch on one eye, and whose head microphone appears to have been amputated. Mee Marone's medallion now ha a star on it, making it look somewhat like a coin from Super Mario.
* This is the first and apparently only episode of Space Tree Season 2.
* Ed changed this episode to unlisted after uploading it.
* Tarbob now reports from Channel JK News, implying that Channel J and Channel K have merged into a single channel.

## References

* The plants in Space Tree's explanation room may be more of Space Tree's 'children', which were first mentioned in Out of Space.
* The graphic used for Breaking News on the Channel JK broadcast is a reference to the opening titles of the TV show Breaking Bad.

## Links

Space Tree #201: The Return of Allon on Youtube

Gobolatula's music for the episode on Youtube