Alastor (Alastor's Game)

Collect eternal servants by striking deals with mortals. (both on-going and successful so far)

### Crimes

Serial killings
Soul enslavement
Corruption

### Type of MB

Soul-Collecting Deal Maker

**Alastor**, also known as the Radio Demon, is the singing protagonist villain of The Living Tombstone's song *Alastor's Game*, which is based on the animated webseries *Hazbin Hotel* by Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano.

Like his counterpart in the series, he is an affable and suave damned soul from the 1930s who spends his time desperately trying to find entertainment, which he often does by striking deals with desperate mortals so as to make their sould his eternal slaves in Hell once they die. The song focuses on Alastor as he strikes a deal with two new victims.

He was voiced by Sam Haft.

## Lyrics

I’ve got a game I want to show you

If I tell you my name, you’ll have to play too

I’ve been here for years biding my time

Waiting and primed. Until I could find you.

Just sign on the line and we can be friends.

I’ll be here for you until your world ends.

Enjoy all your toys I will supply.

You only live once, and you’ll be mine the

day you die, I’ll have my payment.

Your eternal soul’s enslavement.

Did you divine our dark arrangement?

You were lovely entertainment.

The dark desires you’ve been serving,

You can bet that you’re deserving.

No regret for who you’re hurting.

Why, it’s almost like you’re flirting.

Come into my world take a look at me

I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon

I’m your first last resort so call me

When you need a helping hand

Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon

Sorry I don’t mean to alarm you

If you ask me to stay I would be charmed to

You all have such cozy little lives

How do you survive like that I wish I knew

But you’ve got a lovely little secret

You’re tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU

Gave Mister Alastor a call, to make a deal

Because you’re hungry

For all the sights, you want to see them

Earthly delights you feel you need them

Your appetites I’ll help you feed them

I’ll be your sweet radio demon

And once your hunger has abated

Don’t forget your friend who waited

Watched as you indulged your thirst and

Did I mention that you’re cursed?

Come into my world take a look at me

I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon

I’m your first last resort so call me

When you need a helping hand

Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon

You laid your chips out on the table now

When you gamble souls the house will always win

I’m double dealing in betrayal

And I’m here to cash my payout

I hope it was worth the life of sin

Welcome to my world take a look around

Inside your nightmare deep beyond the mortal veil

You made a wrong turn at the crossroads

Now you’re at the final episode

Eternity with me in Hell

Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you

Suffice to say when I play I don’t lose

Collect on the debts that you accrued

It was such a gas

I really am amused

Have a dark thought I’m right beside you

A casual whisper just to guide you

Look over your shoulder and I’m gone

Remember this song

And I bid you adieu!

## What Makes Him Magnificent?

* He is suave, charming and genuinely amicable in spite of how evil he can be, all of which is complemented by his 1930s Radio Host manners and voice.
* When he isn't being jovial, he becomes a terrifying demon that is as nightmarish as he is badass.
* The song itself is a very catchy electro swing tune that switches to intense death metal in the chorus.
* If his backstory coincides with that of canon Alastor, he was a very successful Radio Host when he was alive.
* Upon dying and going to Hell, he quickly became a powerful demon overlord, feared all across Hell as the Radio Demon.
* He strikes multiple deals with mortals where he'll provide them with the means to indulge into every one of their deepest, darkest desires and, in exchange, they will become his servants for all eternity once they die.
* He is such a persuasive negotiator that he never even needs to lie or use ambiguous terms during his deal, being fully upfront about all of the pros and cons of his deal with no sugarcoating whatsoever.
* As the title of the song indicates, he treats his deals more like "games" than the soul-binding contracts they are and implies there's a very slim chance the people he's dealing with can pull out.
* It's implied he'll advise and corrupt his targets even after sealing the contract so that they dig themselves deeper.
* He claims to have always been successful with his deals and we are given no reason to doubt that, as he effortlessly curses both of the people in the video.
* Not even when the deal is sealed and all is done does he doesn't drop his affableness, bidding the couple a polite "Adieu".
* In the minute chance he loses, it wouldn't bother him as he would have still been entertained, so he can never fully lose.

## What Makes Him a Baddie?

* Taking for granted that he has the same backstory as his canon counterpart, he was a Serial Killer when he was alive.
* He strikes deals with mortals so that, when they die, they'll be enslaved to him for all of eternity.
	+ However, if this version of Alastor treats his servants like the canon version treats Niffty and Husk, towards which he is a jovial and patient, if mischievous boss, being under his servitude isn't the worst possible fate, especially for a damned soul.
* In exchange for their souls, he enables his victims to indulge in any and all pleasures while alive, no matter how immoral, and it's implied Alastor will advise and corrupt them along the way, while other lyrics almost imply he could cause their death sooner if they "play their cards wrong".
* It's implied that innocent people will be hurt by the people Alastor is enabling, making Alastor at least partially responsible for that suffering.

## Trivia

* Alastor and Melhazar are, so far, the only *Hazbin Hotel* character to be Magnificent Baddies. Coincidentally, they're both from Fan works.
* This is, so far, the only version of Alastor to be a Magnificent Baddie, even if various others have very high odds of qualifying, including the one from the original webseries.
* Alastor is the only Magnificent Baddie to come from a song by The Living Tombstone.