Bumblebee 7: The Deathly Hallows

Two days after the last book, Hot Dogs Are Spicy, this book starts. Also, this is the last book, so get ready to cry at the end. I cried when I first read it. This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito on loop.

Bumblebee and Pink Ranger are at their house, cooking dinosaur chicken nuggets. They grow the nuggets in their garden and then cook them in their oven. Why are they cooking these dinosaur chicken nuggets? Because their favorite son, Bernard, is coming to visit!

“Golly gee, I am so happy that our favorite son, Bernard, is coming to visit,” Pink Ranger happied.

“Me too, honey boo. He’s been so busy being Jedi Batman that we haven’t had time to hang out as a family,” Bumblebee bumbled back. The oven beeped seventeen times and Pink Ranger pulled a plate of dinosaur chicken nuggets out. “Mmmm, these nuggets look yummier than a Mr. Beast Burger!” Bumblebee commented.

Pink Ranger gasped. Bumblebee gasped back. “Bumblebee, look! This nugget isn’t shaped like a dinosaur… it’s shaped like Owen Wilson’s face!” Pink Ranger cheered.

“Ok, that’s an epic gamer moment!” Bumblebee cheered. The two kissed in cheeriness. “We’ll give Bernard the Owen Wilson nugget as a token of our love and parenting and stuff,” Bumblebee said to Pink Ranger, who sneezed in reply.

A few days later, Bernard knocked at the door. Pink Ranger kicked down the door so he could come in. “Wow, look at this! Our favorite son, Bernard, has come to visit! And right on time, too: we just pulled out the dinosaur chicken nuggets!” Pink Ranger celebrated. Bernard did a TikTok dance in celebration and sat at the table. Pink Ranger gave everyone chicken nuggets as they sat down together, as a family, at a table, as a family.

“So, son, has your life been going smooth like butter?” Bumblebee inquired as he ate four chicken nuggets whole.

“Yes, it has been smooth like butter, like a criminal undercover!” Bernard uninquired, “Obi-Wan has been training me in the ways of the Force, and now I can do tons of epic things. I can use the Force to brush my teeth, juggle, and file my taxes!”

“You know, son, filing taxes is cringe. You should just do tax evasion like your mom and I; Yoshi taught us how to do it years ago, and we’ve saved so much money!” Bumblebee reinquired.

“I bought a PlayStation 5 with the money we saved! Now I can play Fortnite in 16K resolution!” Pink Ranger added to the inquiry.

“No, I can’t do tax evasion. Obi-Wan wouldn’t like that! I gotta make my master happy, or else he’ll stop training me,” Bernard disinquired.

At this, Bumblebee slammed the table. The table cried. “Oh, sorry, table! I didn’t mean to hurt you,” Bumblebee apologized, “I just wanted to show how angry I am that Bernard would rather do what Obi-Wan says than what I say!”

“But Dad, Obi-Wan is my master! I need to hashtag respect him!” Bernard retorted as he bought a table off of Amazon, had it shipped to him, and then flipped it.

“What happened to hashtag respecting your parents, bro?” Bumblebee grumbled as he rendered a table on his computer, 3D printed it, took it to the top of Mount Everest, and flipped it off the pinnacle peak.

“Dad, I do hashtag respect you, but just because you’re my parent doesn’t mean you have to decide everything I do. I am an independent thinker! I can listen to Obi-Wan sometimes,” Bernard sighed.

Pink Ranger, who had been silent until this point, yeeted into the air and punched the Owen Wilson chicken nugget on Bernard’s plate. “No you can’t! You listen to us! Until you learn that, no Owen Wilson chicken nugget for you!” Pink Ranger snorted.

Bernard growled and stood up. “Fine then! I’d rather eat Tom Hiddleston chicken nuggets anyway! Hmph!” Bernard growled again as he burst through the window and ran away.

Bumblebee and Pink Ranger looked at each other with a mix of anger, confusion, befuddlement, and more anger. “We need to show our son how amazing we are! Obi-Wan isn’t cooler than us!” Bumblebee said to his pink wife.

“Uh, actually, he is,” Pink Ranger said to her yellow husband, “Obi-Wan is the most epic Jedi in the world! He can do five hundred backflips in a row while speedrunning Minecraft on a Nintendo Switch!”

“Oof, I can only do 400 backflips while speedrunning Minecraft. Obi-Wan really is epic!” Bumblebee cried, “Do not worry, I will find something epic to do eventually. For now, let’s go to sleep. It’s already 7 P.M., way past our bedtime!” Bumblebee and Pink Ranger walk into their bedroom, but fall asleep on the floor before they can reach their bed.

The next morning, Bumblebee went on a walk through the city to hand out pictures of monkeys to random strangers. Raising monkey awareness is very important to Bumblebee. But, while walking, he ran into Morgz, his favorite YouTuber and greatest rival.

“Yo, Morgz, what’s up! I just watched your video where you pretend to break up with your girlfriend. Hahaha! Emotional manipulation is such a funny prank!” Bumblebee chuckled.

“Hahaha, yes it is, dude!” Morgz chuckled harder, “Bumblebee, I need your help. You’ve been my biggest fan for the past thirty-two years, so you’re the only one I can trust.”

Bumblebee gasped in excitement. Morgz trusted him! What an honor! I wish my teachers trusted me. They say I cheat on my tests! How dare they! That was supposed to be a secret!

“Here’s the secret… somehow, Morgz Mum returned.”

Bumblebee did a mega gasp. He tripped backwards in confusion. He screamed, for he did not understand. Morgz Mum coming back was the second worst piece of news he’d ever heard, right behind Madagascar 4 getting canceled. When she was alive, she destroyed capitalism and would’ve destroyed science too if it weren’t for that meddling Bernard. For what evil purpose did she return?

“Now, when I said ‘somehow,’ that was a bit of an exaggeration. I actually know exactly how she came back! I mean, can you imagine if the story just brought her back with no explanation? How cringe!” Morgz laughed, “You see, my mum is technically still dead, but she’s forming a new evil plan in a magical world called the Deathly Hallows!”

“The Deathly Hallows? You mean the title of this book? How do I get there?” Bumblebee asked while throwing a picture of a monkey at a bus passing by.

“Well, the Deathly Hallows is where people go when they die. It’s a pretty peaceful place where you can ride roller coasters all day. In fact, if you ride the rides a lot, you can buy a hot dog! No Hot Dog Fountain needed!” Morgz answered.

“Woah, that's amazing! But how do you know about this place if you’re not dead?” Bumblebee asked while throwing a picture of a monkey at a train passing by.

“Because I’ve died multiple times! Every time I die, I get sent there. You’re supposed to stay there forever, but I found a secret tunnel that takes you back to the real world! Mr. Beast built it thousands of years ago just in case he died during one of his challenges,” Morgz answered again.

“Ewww, Mr. Beast is the worst. He copies all of your videos, Morgz! Not poggers. But what does this have to do with Morgz Mum?” Bumblebee asked while throwing a picture of a monkey at a submarine passing by.

“Well, she’s in the Deathly Hallows, and she hates it there. She’s taken it over and enslaved everyone, but it’s not enough for her. She wants revenge! Right now her plan is to destroy the real world so everyone gets sent to the Deathly Hallows!” Morgz answered once more.

“That’s pretty sus, not gonna lie! We should stop her! Plus, stopping her would be pretty cool, and then Bernard would hashtag respect me more than Obi-Wan! What can I do?” Bumblebee asked while throwing a picture of a monkey at a nuclear bomb passing by.

“Well, you can come to the Deathly Hallows with me! To do that, you just have to die! Follow me!” Morgz answer answered as he opened up a manhole on the ground and jumped into it.

Bumblebee heard a splat from the bottom and gulped. Morgz trusted him, but did he trust Morgz? This could be one of his pranks, and while being in a Morgz prank would be poggers, he kinda wanted to be alive. But, before he could decide, someone shoved Bumblebee into the manhole! Before he could figure out who, he hit the ground and died.

Bumblebee immediately woke up at the entrance of an amusement park. The sign above the gate read: “Welcome to the Deathly Hallows! We hope you enjoy it here, because you can’t leave, lol!”

“Woo hoo, we made it!” Morgz shouted. He was standing next to Bumblebee and helped him get up. But, Bumblebee fell down again, so Morgz has to help him up again.

“So, what do we do now?” Bumblebee asked Morgz.

“Well, we go in the Deathly Hallows and defeat Morgz Mum! You’re big and strong, so I’m sure you can do it!” Morgz stated with confidentiality. Bumblebee nodded and walked inside the amusement park, but accidentally fell down on his way in, so Morgz helped him up.

As they followed the signs that pointed to Morgz Mum’s mansion, they heard growls in the distance. “Morgz, is that you growling?” Bumblebee concerned.

“No, I only growl after eating Cheetos upside down,” Morgz. Suddenly, the duo were surrounded by werewolves! They growled and hissed and licked their feet. How quirky!

“Hang on, these werewolves smell familiar…” Bumblebee said as he walked up to one of the werewolves and put his nose in their ear. He took a big sniff and gasped. “These werewolves are my kids!” Bumblebee screeched.

Sure enough, they were surrounded by Barry, Bell, Beauty, Beast, Billy, and Bariumista, Bumblebee and Pink Ranger’s werewolf kids who they killed after they tried to take over the world with a house robot. “Are you all gonna eat me and Morgz? Eww. You’re all still brats,” Bumblebee grumbled.

“They aren't gonna eat you; they do what I say!” A voice cackled. It was Morgz Mum, riding in on a hovering double decker couch. “Welcome to my Deathly Hallows, Bumblebee! Long time, no see! And you, Morgan…”

“My name’s Morgz! Don’t call me Morgan! That’s cringe!” Morgz cried.

Morgz Mum laughed and shouted: “That’s because you are cringe, you sussy baka! Morgz Mum is the best rapper of all time! Morgz sucks, he can’t even rhyme! Why would he beef with me? I’m the best in history!” At these stinging words, Morgz curled up on the floor and cried a million tears.

“Did Morgan think bringing you here could stop me, Bumblebee? How foolish! There’s nothing you can do here to stop me! In fact, I’m so confident in my plan that I’ll just tell you the whole thing!” Morgz Mum crackled, “I will be connecting the real world and the Deathly Hallows together so my dead army can kill everyone still alive! Then, once everyone’s dead, I’ll disconnect the worlds so they’re all stuck in the Deathly Hallows!”

“And how does one connect the two worlds? Flex Tape, or Gorilla Glue?” Bumblebee inquired.

“Neither! Two powerful artifacts must be activated in each world for it to work. Here in the Deathly Hallows, I have the most powerful video game ever, Just Dance 2018 For The Wii! In the real world, I’ve contacted one of your foes who owns a device that does whatever the plot needs it to do…”

Bumblebee did a mega gasp. He tripped backwards in confusion. He screamed, for he did not understand. “Waluigi! He has the Aculos!” Bumblebee shouted and whispered at the same time.

“That’s right! There’s nothing you can do, Bumblebee! Hahahaha! Ok, brats, you can eat them now!” Morgz Mum sneered. The werewolf kids howled with excitement and charged at their dad and Morgz, ready for some fresh meat and metal.

But, before they got chewed up like 5 gum, they were lifted into the air by the Force and pulled out of the amusement park. They were dropped in a grass field and approached by none other than Obama, the master of the Obama Force. “Obama! You saved us! I forgot that Bernard killed you,” Bumblebee cheered.

“Yes, on a scale of alive to dead, I am very much dead,” Obama replied while playing Raid Shadow Legends on his phone, “Going straight into Morgz Mum’s lair was not an epic gamer move. You’d either get eaten or be forced to build new roller coasters. Building roller coasters is so lame; I’d rather build elevators. Anyway, I’ve got a bit of a rebellion going on to stop Morgz Mum. Wanna join us? We have Mountain Dew and mint chocolate ice cream in the mini fridge.”

“I’ll join anyone that has Mountain Dew! That’s how I ended up in the PureFlix cult,” Bumblebee agreed as he and Morgz followed Obama into their secret base: an abandoned GameStop.

“So, uh, our rebel group is pretty small, but we’re also tight, and tight equals might, am I right? Hahaha. They didn’t call me the funniest President for nothing,” Obama laughed while taking a sip of his PewDiePie G Fuel.

Obama then introduced the rebels: “Over here are Mop, Mop 2, Mop 3, Mop 4, Mop 5, Mop 6, Mop 7, Mop 8, Mop 9, Mop 10, Mop 11, and Mop 12. They all used to be Waluigi’s wife, but he accidentally broke all of them. Mop 13’ll probably end up here soon. We also have this frog named Froggy; not quite sure how he died, cause all he says is ‘ribbit.’ And… uh, yeah, that’s it. Pretty small, like I said.”

“Ribbit,” Froggy ribbited. Morgz teared up after hearing such wise words.

“Yo Obama, Morgz Mum is trying to connect the Deathly Hallows and the real world so she can kill everyone there. They’ll get linked using the power of Just Dance 2018 For The Wii and the Aculos. What should we do?” Bumblebee pleaded.

“Wow, this is the toughest question I’ve ever been asked. And I got asked if we should declare war on penguins! I will need to consult my most esteemed colleagues: the mods of my gaming Discord server,” Obama observed. He opened his gaming PC and started a voice call with his mods, explaining the situation.

Gru, the highest ranked mod on the server, suggested: “Mmmmm maybe u can, like, destroy the magic thingies? Guessin’ that Wii Dance game is protected by Morgz Mum, but u can easily beat up that loser Waluigi, lol.”

“True, he is quite a loser. But he’s in the real world, and I’m in the Deathly Hallows! Gru, you’re still alive; can you go destroy the Aculos?” Obama asked.

“Sorry bro, but I’m a Discord mod. Going outside is banned 4 meh. If I touch grass, I’ll whither up,” Gru replied as he spammed emojis of anime girls in the chat.

“Wait, I have a way for us to get to the real world! I know of a secret tunnel that makes you alive again!” Morgz interjected, happy to finally be useful for once. Obama smiled and dabbed. Gru tipped his fedora in respect. Bumblebee didn’t do anything, since he was too busy slurping down Mountain Dew.

But, before they could do anything, an announcement shouted through the Deathly Hallows: “I, Morgz Mum, will link the Deathly Hallows and the real world in thirty seconds! Mehehehe!” Bumblebee gasped. Morgz gasped. Obama gasped. Gru farted, and then left the Discord call in embarrassment.

“We don’t have time to go to the real world and destroy the Aculos! What are we gonna do?” Morgz panicked as he curled onto the floor and cried two million tears.

“If only we had someone in the real world to help us that isn’t a Discord mod,” Obama pondered.

Bumblebee went into deep thinking mode, even deeper than Billabee Irish. Who did he know in the real world that could help him… Waluigi? No, he’s working with Morgz Mum. Draco? No, he doesn’t listen to anyone. Troy and Gabriella? Eww, no, they’re so toxic. Gross. What about… his wife? Ehh, sure, why not.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Pink Ranger was following a trail of monkey pictures through the city, looking for Bumblebee. “Bumblebee missed Danny Gonzalez’s live stream, and he never does that! Something must’ve happened to him,” Pink Ranger thought.

Suddenly, the trash can next to her rumbled, and out popped Waluigi with his new wife, Mop 13. “That’s because something did happen to him! I pushed him into a manhole, and now he’s trapped in the Deathly Hallows! And in twenty seconds, you will be, too!” Waluigi snickered as he pulled out the Aculos.

While Waluigi was laughing away, Pink Ranger received a message in her brain from Bumblebee, transferred to her through their love power: “Pink Ranger, I’m dead! Kinda. Maybe. But no time to explain! You need to destroy the Aculos, or else Morgz Mum will invade the real world and destroy everyone!”

At first, Pink Ranger thought Bumblebee’s message was kinda sus, but she decided to roll with it, since it was an excuse to beat up Waluigi. She fired a fire blast at Waluigi, who blocked it using Mop 13, who disintegrated upon impact. Now that Waluigi was wifeless, Pink Ranger charged at him and sliced the Aculos in half.

“No! There were only 0.042 seconds left until it activated! Why you gotta be so rude?” Waluigi moaned as he slithered into his trash can and grabbed some Flex Tape, “No matter! I can just tape it back together and restart the activation!” Pink Ranger acted immediately and kicked the two halves of the Aculos into the sky, sending them super duper far away.

“Aww, why’d you do that? Now I have to go find them! Sure, I have extremely long legs, but I can only get one half at a time… unless I call upon my other speedy friend!” Waluigi grinned as he cleared his throat, “OH DREAM!”

Within seconds, Minecraft Dream zoomed into the city and jumped into Waluigi’s trash can. “What do you need, Waluigi? Do you want me to tweet that you should be in Smash Bros.? You’ll get millions of supporters immediately!” Dream said without any emotion. He’s so boring. Morgz is a way better YouTuber; he does hilarious pranks, writes extremely deep songs, and doesn’t cheat at Minecraft!

“Not today, Dream. I need you to go find one of the halves of the Aculos while I get the other! Your speedrunning skills should aid you in this mission!” Waluigi ordered. Dream nodded with a blank expression and raced away. His iconic speedrun music played as he ran, and a timer ticked away in the corner of his vision.

“Why does Dream listen to you? He’s a famous Minecraft YouTube!” Pink Ranger asked.

“Because’s he’s a total loser, even loserier than me! Compared to him, I’m the coolest dude ever, so he practically worships me!” Waluigi explained in great detail, “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an Aculos half to find, thanks to your annoying interference. Morgz Mum isn’t gonna be happy… ooo, and I can buy a new wife on the way!” With that, Waluigi ran off; his towering legs let him travel great distances with each step.

Pink Ranger sent a mental message to Bumblebee with their love power: “I split the Aculos in half, but now Waluigi and Dream are trying to repair it. I’ll get a crew together to get the halves first; love you, baby! Also, I made sure to download Danny Gonzalez’s stream so you can watch it later.”

Back in the Deathly Hallows, Bumblebee relayed Pink Ranger’s message to the rebels. “Dude, Danny Gonzalez is such an epic gamer! I’ll be collabing with him next week,” Obama bragged. Everyone clapped at this amazing news. Danny, if you’re reading this, I love you more than Dream. Not as much as Morgz, though. Step up your game.

“We can stay in the Deathly Hallows and find a way to free everyone from Morgz Mum. How do we beat her?” Bumblebee inquired while sipping down his sixth Mountain Dew.

“Well, we’d have to defeat her entire army, which could be hard,” Obama explained while demoting Gru on Discord for farting in the voice call, “Not only does she have those bratty werewolves, but also every dead President!”

“Why are all the Presidents working for her?” Bumblebee confused.

“She told them that she was the human version of the Statue of Liberty and loved capitalism. Ironic, seeing that she destroyed capitalism in the real world,” Obama burped, “But, they’re not the worst part. The worst part is her new boyfriend, someone you’ve encountered before that’s only gotten stronger since the first book… Thanos.”

Bumblebee did a mega gasp. He tripped backwards in confusion. He screamed, for he did not understand. “Thanos? I totally forgot we killed him! He stole the moon from me after I proposed to Pink Ranger. And now he’s dating Morgz Mum? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,” Bumblebee ewwed.

“Yeah, it’s terrible! I know my mom likes bald guys, but purple bald guys? Gross!” Morgz threw up.

“Thanos has gotten very big since then, and none of us are big enough to take him down. If we want any chance at victory, we’ll need to find someone big enough to take down Thanos,” Obama explained while winning a Raid Shadow Legends game, “and I think I know just the person. A dead meme. He’s big… and chunky… and a rabbit.” Bumblebee gasped. Morgz gasped. Froggy ribbited. Did you forget that he’s here? Me too. I’m sorry, Froggy.

“You mean… Moto Moto?” Morgz exclaimed.

“No, dumb dumb, I mean Big Chungus,” Obama cringed, “Come on, rebels. He lives in a pineapple under the sea; I’ll lead the way!” With that, Obama led Bumblebee, Morgz, Froggy, and the 12 Mops out of GameStop. Wait, actually, it’s 13 Mops now. Oops.

Back in the real world, Pink Ranger made some phone calls to her “friends” to ask for help, and now her crew had arrived: Bernard, Obi-Wan, Smaug, Ryan, Kelsi, Draco, and… Seb? From High School Musical: The Musical: The Series? Why is Seb here?

“Oh, Pink Ranger, we forgot to tell you! Since we last met, Ryan and I had another son! His name is Seb!” Kelsi cheered as she squeezed Seb’s cheeks.

“Now Draco has an older brother to look up to, and hopefully learn how to be nice and not mean,” Ryan added as Seb donated money to Mr. Beast’s charity. Wow, what a saint!

“I hate Seb! Ever since he showed up, all my parents tell me is that I should be sweet like Seb! I hate being sweet! I just wanna blow stuff up while listening to heavy metal!” Draco shouted. Ryan bonked Draco on the head for this rude comment.

“How dare you insult our precious baby boy Seb! He’s an angel! High School Musical: The Musical: The Series already insults him enough by wasting his talent,” Kelsi reprimanded as she gave Seb a Walmart gift card for being so good.

“Why did you call us here, mom? I thought you hated me right now,” Bernard questioned.

“I do, but alas, I need you and Obi-Wan’s epic Force powers to help us,” Pink Ranger said while trying to hold back a billion punches, “Morgz Mum is trying to destroy the world and send us all to the Deathly Hallows, where she’s in charge! To do that, she needs the Aculos. I split it into two halves, and they were sent very far away. We’ll split into two groups to go get the pieces before Waluigi and Dream do!”

“Our family can be one group! It’ll be like a fun family vacation, with the fate of the world at stake! How quirky!” Ryan stated as he hugged everyone in his family except Draco, who he bonked on the head with a hammer again.

Smaug flew down and lifted Ryan, Kelsi, Seb, and Draco onto his back. “I can fly them to their destination. How about we go after Dream, and you go after Waluigi?” Smaug suggested.

“That works for Obi-Wan and I! Mom?” Bernard asked. Pink Ranger hated her son and Obi-Wan right now, but decided she’d rather be with them then that jerk Draco.

“Fine! I’ll go with them! Follow Dream, Smaug! Good luck!” Pink Ranger ordered.

“Same to you, Pink Ranger!” Kelsi shouted as Smaug flew away. Seb gave Smaug a back massage as they flew, which made him fly even faster.

Obi-Wan walked over to Lightning McQueen, who was going through a car wash, and did a Force mind trick on him. “Hello there. You will let us ride you,” Obi-Wan mind tricked. Lightning immediately let them ride inside him for their mission.

“Ugh, it’s the Owen Wilson car. Should’ve been Chick Hicks instead,” Bernard grumbled. Pink Ranger could not stand this Owen Wilson slander and slapped her son in the face, knocking him in the backseat of Lightning McQueen. Obi-Wan hopped in the driver’s seat and Pink Ranger took shotgun; with that, they drove off to find Waluigi.

Back in the Deathly Hallows, Morgz Mum was dancing to Despacito in her mansion with her big boyfriend, Thanos. All of the floor in her mansion was converted into a disco floor so she can show off her TikTok dances everywhere. “Wowie zowie, Morgz Mum, your moves are so lit,” Thanos complimented as he dabbed thirteen times in a row.

“You’re pretty snazzy jazzy yourself, purple boy,” Morgz Mum replied as she spun in a circle for sixteen minutes.

Suddenly, three Presidents burst through the floor: James Madison, Woodrow Wilson, and James Garfield. “Ahh, my favorite sussy bakas! What do you have to report?” Morgz Mum shouted as she paused Despacito, much to Thanos’s sadness.

“Well, you see, we found the secret base of Obama’s rebellion, but it’s abandoned,” Madison reported.

“But we did find footsteps leading towards the beach, so we want your permission to track them down,” Wilson reporteded.

“I hate Mondays,” Garfield reportededed.

“Yes! Dew it! Go find those stinky poo poo rebels and bring them to me! Take Barry, Beauty, and Billy with you,” Morgz Mum screamed as she turned on Despacito again, much to Thanos’s gladness. Barry, Beauty, and Billy, three of the bratty werewolves, ran inside the room, let Madison, Wilson, and Garfield ride them, and dashed away.

“Now that we’re alone again, I say we get super romantic and watch the hit Disney Channel movie, Zapped,” Thanos winked. Morgz Mum smiled way too hard as they sat down on their disco couch to watch this acclaimed piece of cinema.

On the back of Smaug, Ryan, Kelsi, and Seb were singing along to BTS songs as they flew across the sky. Draco attempted to drop TNT on various buildings below them, but Ryan stopped him by slapping his hands with fly swatters.

Smaug landed in front of a desert pyramid, which had a half-Aculos shaped hole in its roof. “I’m betting Dream is in here looking for the Aculos half. You four go in; I’ll wait out here so we can escape as quickly as possible,” Smaug instructed.

“Sounds good, Smaug! Thank you so much for the ride!” Seb thanked as he patted Smaug on the head. Smaug liked being patted on the head. Next time you see Smaug, make sure to pat his head.

Ryan, Kelsi, Seb, and Draco entered the desert pyramid, which had lots of sand. “I don’t like sand; it’s coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere,” Draco grumbled.

“Stop being an Attack Of The Clones Anakin and be part of the family adventure!” Kelsi retorted. Ryan dropped an anvil on Draco’s foot to emphasize his agreement.

As they descended deeper into the pyramid, they found a huge maze labyrinth thing the size of my mom’s yacht. Trust me, she has a big yacht. “Wow, this is a Big Chungus size maze,” Ryan commented, since he was a huge fan of Big Chungus.

“Hey dad, remember when Big Chungus cameoed in Space Jam 2? That was so funny!” Seb laughed. Ryan laughed. Kelsi laughed. Draco snorted.

“Well, I say we split up to cover more ground. Sons, you go left, and Ryan and I will go right,” Kelsi instructed.

“Shouldn’t one parent go with one child? You know, to protect us?” Seb asked.

“No, Seb, we’re sending you with Draco so he can learn to be a good boi like you! Make us proud, and if you see Dream, rip his face off!” Ryan cheered as Kelsi hopped on his back and they ran down the left path. Draco made an edgy middle schooler noise and followed Seb, who was leaving a trail of cow stickers behind him, down the right path.

“So, Draco, why are you always so angry?” Seb asked as he put a cow sticker on his shoe.

“Because that’s who I am! I’m an Angry Bird, except as a Slytherin!” Draco yelled as he pulled out a bag of only red Skittles and ate them.

“Well, you should be nice instead! It’s so much more fun, and people like it when you’re nice!” Seb proposed as he put a cow sticker on his nose.

“I don’t care what other people think of me! All I want to do is blow stuff up and complain about society. Apparently that makes me mean!” Draco salted as he licked one of the red Skittles.

“Well, the issue is that you blow other people’s stuff up, even if they don’t want it blown up. Maybe you can blow up stuff that’s bad, like Facebook HQ!” Seb suggested as he put a cow sticker on his cow sticker.

“No! No one tells me what to do! Especially you! You’re mom and dad’s little puppet that they use to condemn all of my actions! Apparently, if I’m not exactly like you, I’m a failure! That’s totally unfair!” Draco shouted as he ate the red Skittles bag.

Seb thought about this for a solid three seconds and then replied, “Well, mom and dad just want you to be nice! And they think I’m nice, so they want you to do what I do!”

“Well, maybe they should start being nice to me first. I still have a bump on my head from all those hammer hits!” Draco hissed. Seb was startled by the hissing and tripped into the sand. Draco walked over him without helping him up. How dare he! Not helping Seb is illegal!

“I’m not gonna treat you like some angel. You’re just a goody two shoes that makes me look bad. Have fun getting treated like I do,” Draco chuckled as he kicked sand into Seb’s face.

As the specs of sand hit Seb’s face, gasps rang out around the brothers. Draco gasped back. Seb tried to gasp, but instead coughed from all the sand in his mouth. Poor Seb. Out of the shadows emerged a child wearing a Dream mask. “You just kicked sand in that boy’s face! That’s child harassment! How dare you!” The child shouted.

“Hah, so what? You can’t do anything about it!” Draco sneered.

“No, I can’t… but we can,” the child whispered as he clapped his hands. This clap summoned hundreds of Dream mask wearing children to surround Seb and Draco.

“We will cancel you… in real life! For Dream!” The children shouted as they charged at the brothers.

Draco screamed while Seb coughed out more sand. Draco pulled out his wand and recited a flying spell, causing him and Seb to float into the air and over the children. Once they landed back on the ground, they dashed through the maze, with hundreds of masked children following them. As they ran, the children screamed the lyrics to Dream’s hit song, “Mask,” which they could all relate to so hard.

“I’ve read legends about these children in the Twitter Scrolls… they’re Dream stans! Dream’s loyal army of children who obsess over him! They’ll try converting us to Dreamism and give us a Dream mask!” Draco cried as they ran along.

“Why do they all like Dream so much? All he does is cheat at Minecraft!” Seb asked.

“Because their dumb baby minds find him deep and relatable! Ugh, that’s so cringe!” Draco said in response to the asking. Wait, ask rhymes with mask! Oh no, this is cursed.

Meanwhile, Ryan was running through the maze while Kelsi gave him directions from the backseat (and by backseat, I mean his back). “You should go that way!” Kelsi ordered. Ryan nodded and went that way.

“Now you should go this way!” Kelsi ordered up. Ryan gave a thumbs up and went this way.

“Now you should teleport to the Aculos half!” Kelsi ordered from McDonalds. Ryan made a troll face and teleported to the Aculos half in the center of the maze. But, Dream was already there, about to grab the half!

“My speedrun is almost complete! It’ll be a world record, as long as the website mods don’t figure out I’m using luck hacks…” Dream shouted very loudly, so literally everyone heard him. Even Gru, the website mod, heard him say this, so he rejected his speedrun.

Dream gasped at the news of his rejected speedrun and cried. Gru was later found missing with a note on his bed reading: “No one calls Dream a cheater and gets away with it. The stans hear all.”

While Dream was crying, Kelsi grabbed the Aculos half, and Ryan teleported them back to the maze entrance. “We did it! This is so epic!” Ryan cheered.

“Wait, where’s Seb? Seb isn’t back yet!” Kelsi worried.

“Oh no, you’re right! Come on, let’s go find him! Follow that cow sticker trail!” Ryan said as they ran back inside the maze.

Seb was still on the run from the Dream stans with Draco. His legs were tired. If Draco was nice, he’d offer to carry Seb, but he’s mean, so he didn’t. As they turned a corner, they came to a halt: Dream was standing right in front of them, still crying from his speedrun being rejected. The Dream stans started crying as well and bowed before Dream.

“How dare the mods reject my run! They weren’t supposed to know I cheated! This isn’t fair!” Dream whined. The stans immediately agreed with him and posted angry tweets on Twitter.

“Well, if I can’t have my world record, I’ll just get you two to join my stan army!” Dream angered as he pulled out two Dream masks and threw them at Seb and Draco. Seb used his ninja skills to dodge the mask, but the other mask hit Draco in the face.

“Oh no! Draco, fight the mask! You don’t need it!” Seb cried.

Draco was silent for a moment, but then said: “Who cares if my parents don’t love me… Dream does!” Seb gasped as Draco began singing “Mask” with the other stans.

“No! Draco! I’ll save you! Brothers stick together!” Seb shouted as he charged at Dream; but, Ryan and Kelsi arrived and dragged him away before he could do anything.

“Seb! Thank goodness you’re safe! We have the Aculos half!” Kelsi cheered.

“But mom, Draco became a Dream stan! We have to take that mask off and save him!” Seb pleaded.

“Now son, you know we’ll do anything you say… but not that. Woo, Draco’s finally gone! We’ll let Dream have him for as long as he wants,” Ryan celebrated. Kelsi also celebrated by baking a cake with “Yoot, Draco’s gone! Pogger moment!” written on it in icing. Seb sighed, promising himself that he’d save his brother later. The trio escaped the desert pyramid, hopped on Smaug, and flew away.

Back in the Deathly Hallows, Bumblebee, Morgz, Obama, Froggy, and 13 Mops reached the beach. “Ok epic gamers, we need to go into the ocean and find the pineapple at the bottom of the sea. Big Chungus should be there,” Obama ordered.

“Wait, Obama! I’m a robot; I can’t go underwater!” Bumblebee said.

“Don’t worry, Bumblebee, I have a simple solution. Just pretend to be a dolphin when we go underwater; that way, you won’t be a robot!” Obama suggested. Bumblebee agreed with this; how had he not thought of it before? It’s such a simple solution!

But, before they could enter the ocean, Froggy said: “Ribbit.” They could tell this was a warning and braced for battle. Sure enough, a few moments later Presidents Madison, Wilson, and Garfield rode in on the werewolves Barry, Beauty, and Billy.

“Ugh, it’s three of my fellow Presidents,” Obama groaned.

“Ugh, it’s three of my bratty children,” Bumblebee groaned.

“Freeze, rebels! We’re here to arrest you under the authority of Morgz Mum, ruler of the Deathly Hallows!” Madison shouted.

“Yeah!” Wilson added.

“I hate Mondays,” Garfield unadded.

“Uh oh. On a scale of zero to poggers, this is certainly closer to zero,” Obama noted.

“We’ll just have to destroy you, then!” Bumblebee said as he slammed his fists together. He then shed a few tears, because slamming his fists together hurt.

“Oh, silly robot, you can’t kill what’s already dead! No one can be destroyed in the Deathly Hallows!” Madison laughed.

“Except Ninjago Cole, of course. He’s dead, even in the Deathly Hallows,” Morgz corrected. Everyone nodded in agreement, as this was an understood fact. Ninjago Cole is dead, anywhere, anytime.

“Welp, now that that’s out of the way, time to capture you!” Wilson boomed as they rode the werewolves towards the rebels.

“Everyone, take an Obamasaber and fight!” Obama ordered as he tossed Obamasabers to Bumblebee, Morgz, Froggy, and the 13 Mops. Froggy ate his Obamasaber and stood on the beach, menacingly. Bumblebee and Morgz used their Obamasabers to knock the Presidents off the werewolves. The 13 Mops then surrounded the Presidents and buried them in the sand. Obama used the Obama Force to throw Barry, Beauty, and Billy into the sky.

“There, I threw them so high that they won’t land back on the ground until the climax,” Obama said as the rebels did victory dances.

“So, uh, I guess we go into the sea now,” Bumblebee bumbled. Morgz nodded in agreement. Obama thought for a moment, and then also nodded in agreement. Bumblebee pretended to be a dolphin and swam into the ocean with the other rebels.

After swimming for seventeen hours, the rebels reached the bottom of the sea. “Alright Fortnite squad, keep an eye out for a pineapple,” Obama instructed. Bumblebee the Dolphin swam around the seafloor and found a pen and an apple, but no pineapple. Morgz found a treasure chest with twenty pounds of gold, but there was no pineapple in it, so he burned it with his flamethrower. Obama found the pineapple house, but he wanted someone else to find it, so he swam past it.

Eventually, Mop 2 found the pineapple and called everyone to it. “Good job, Mop 2! You obviously found the pineapple first,” Obama congratulated. For a fleeting moment, Mop 2 felt joy in her heart, but then she remembered that she was a dead mop, so she got sad again. The rebels entered the pineapple and found Big Chungus, in all his majesty, sitting on a couch watching MasterChef.

“Big Chungus! It’s really you! This is so epic! Can I put you in the thumbnail when I upload this as a vlog?” Morgz asked as he took a selfie with Big Chungus.

“Uh, sure, kid,” Big Chungus said while eating an entire bag of Cheetos. Morgz squealed with delight and began filming his vlog.

“Big Chungus, it is an honor to meet you. I am President Obama, and I need your help to stop Morgz Mum and save the Deathly Hallows,” Obama requested.

“Nah,” Big Chungus said while drinking an entire gallon of Pepsi.

“But Big Chungus, you’re the only one big and chunky enough to defeat Morgz Mum’s boyfriend, Thanos! She’s gonna kill everyone in the real world so they get sent here! You’re our only hope!” Bumblebee pleaded.

“And why should I help the real world after what they did to me?” Big Chungus said as he paused Master Chef, “The real world mistreated me. One moment, I was the biggest meme around. Everyone loved me. The world sang my theme song in harmony. But then, I lost respect. I was a joke. Reddit bullies used me as their mascot. I was declared… a dead meme.” Man oh man, this is such a sad story.

“But, when all hope was lost, LeBron James approached me to cameo in Space Jam 2. This was it, my chance to shine once again! Prove to the world that Big Chungus is still a great meme! I filmed my scene for the movie, and then… LeBron stabbed me in the back. Literally. I’m dead now. He only wanted me for the money. He didn't care about me. Now LeBron will make millions of dollars in the box office, while I’m left here to spend eternity watching MasterChef in a pineapple under the sea.”

Everyone in the room was sobbing three million tears due to how sad this story was. Even I’m crying while reading it. “I am so sorry, Big Chungus,” Bumblebee consoled while wiping away his tears, “You didn’t deserve to be treated that way. If it makes you feel any better, I still think you’re a great meme!”

“Me too, bro! I wouldn’t use you as clickbait in my thumbnail if I thought you were lame!” Morgz added. Froggy ribbited in respect for the big and chunky legend. All 13 Mops showed off their Big Chungus merch, ranging from shirts to hats to mugs to basketballs.

“We all still love you, Big Chungus. Your fans never left. Who cares about what LeBron James or some Reddit bullies think? To us, you’ll always be the best meme,” Obama concluded.

These words deeply touched Big Chungus, so much that he gave Obama a hug. “Thank you, Obama. You don’t know how much I needed to hear that,” Big Chungus said.

“So, Big Chungus, can you help us out? The world needs you!” Bumblebee asked.

Big Chungus leaped onto the couch, struck a heroic pose, and sang: “Big, Big Chungus, Big Chungus, Big Chungus!” The rebels cheered and sang along with him.

“Woo hoo, Big Chungus is back, baby! Let’s go show that puny Thanos who’s the biggest and chunkiest of them all!” Big Chungus cheered.

“Excellent! Very poggers! Let’s head back to the surface and prepare for battle against Morgz Mum’s forces!” Obama commanded. The rebels all exited the pineapple and began swimming up to the beach.

While Bumblebee pretended to be a dolphin, he sent a mind message to Pink Ranger using their love power: “Yo, Pink Ranger! We’ve got Big Chungus in our squad now! This is so epic! I hope your Aculos quest thing is going snazzy jazzy. Loves and kisses and hugs and more kisses!”

Pink Ranger received the message in the passenger seat of Lightning McQueen as they drove to the location of the Aculos half: a tennis court. The car ride was pretty silent, since Bernard and Pink Ranger still hated each other. Obi-Wan vibed to the radio the whole trip, and since it only played Tally Hall, it was very easy to vibe to.

“I think David A.R. White is better than Owen Wilson,” Bernard admitted out of nowhere. Pink Ranger shrieked and threw her son out of Lightning McQueen; but, they had already stopped in front of the tennis court, so he didn’t roll away.

Obi-Wan got out of Lightning McQueen with such swagger, pointed at the tennis court, and profoundly profounded: “That is a tennis court. We can play tennis there, if we want to. You have the freedom to play tennis, or to not play tennis. That’s why free will is so fascinating. Also, I just stepped on a worm.”

Lightning McQueen made donuts in the parking lot while Pink Ranger, Bernard, and Obi-Wan entered the tennis court. Waluigi stood in the middle, dressed in his fabulous tennis uniform, swinging aimlessly with his racket. “Ahh, you fools finally arrived! I was wondering when you’d get here. I can’t get the Aculos half without you!” Waluigi groaned.

“Why’s that? Cause you’re too small brained to find it?” Pink Ranger laughed. She gave herself a high five to prove how great her roast was.

“No, because the host says I need to compete against someone!” Waluigi groaned again.

Before they could ask another question, a voice blared out of the speakers: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dogs and cats! Welcome to The Extremely Nervous Nerds Initiate Sports, or T.E.N.N.I.S.! And now, here’s your host: the acclaimed television star and host of the greatest quiz show ever, Q.U.I.R.K.Y.… Ruff Ruffman!”

After this announcement, a helicopter flew over the tennis court, and Ruff Ruffman jumped out of it and landed on the court on his two feet. “Welcome, contestants, to T.E.N.N.I.S.! Before we start, I must confirm that all of you are extremely nervous nerds. Is this true?” Ruff asked. Before they could answer, Ruff laughed and continued: “Who am I kidding, of course you are! You’re in a Bumblebee fanfiction! Only nerds would ever be in one of those!”

“Allow me to explain our quirky rules; yep, they’re still quirky on this show! Two teams of two will play a game of tennis, and the first team to get a point wins this Aculos half that crashed into my helicopter! And, uh, yeah, that’s it. So, who are the teams?” Ruff inquired.

“It’s me, my mom, and Obi-Wan against Waluigi!” Bernard explained.

“Woah, woah, and most importantly, woah! That’s no good! According to the quirky rules, it has to be two teams of two!” Ruff woahed.

“Do not worry, padwan Bernard: I can be on Waluigi’s team! That way, things are fair!” Obi-Wan offered.

“But master, that means I have to be on a team with my mom! All the kids at school will make fun of me for that, and I don’t even go to school anymore!” Bernard cried.

“It’s the only way to victory, Bernard. I believe in you! Just use the Force skills I’ve taught you, and you will be able to beat Waluigi and I!” Obi-Wan comforted as he changed into the same tennis outfit as Waluigi.

“Wow, I’ve got a Jedi master as my tennis partner! There’s no way I can lose now! Wa ha ha!” Waluigi wa ha ha’d.

Pink Ranger and Bernard grabbed tennis rackets and hit each other in the face with them. “Mom, we’re gonna have to work together if we want to get the Aculos half,” Bernard wisdomed, but Pink Ranger just hit him with her racket again.

“I will never cooperate with an Owen Wilson hater! Besides, you never listen to me! You only ever listen to Obi-Wan!” Pink Ranger raged.

“That’s not true, I listen to both of you! It’s just, well, sometimes he’s smarter in a topic than you,” Bernard replied. This made Pink Ranger even ragier and she started chewing on her racket.

Ruff gave the ball to Waluigi to serve, and he slammed it across the court. It bounced off of Pink Ranger’s foot and hit Bernard in the eye; but, he used the Force to fix it. “15 to love! Waluigi and Obi-Wan off to an early lead!” Ruff announced as Waluigi served again. This time, Bernard hit it back, but Obi-Wan used the Force to make it speed back towards him. The ball hit Bernard’s other eye, so he Force-fixed it as well.

“30 to love! Waluigi and Obi-Wan are dominating!” Ruff chuckled as he gobbled up an Altoid.

“Mom, this isn’t working! We need to change our strategy!” Bernard suggested.

“Do we even have a strategy right now?” Pink Ranger asked.

Bernard thought for a moment, and then said: “No.” Before they could form a plan, Waluigi served the ball, and Pink Ranger sliced it in half with her racket.

“Well, uh, Pink Ranger hit the ball, but not over the net, so 40 to love! Waluigi and Obi-Wan are about to win!” Ruff announced.

“Mom, how about we use a strategy Obi-Wan taught me!” Bernard offered.

“No! Nothing from that stinky Obi-Wan!” Pink Ranger sneered.

“But what other options do we have?” Bernard pleaded.

Pink Ranger sighed. The only idea she had was to vaporize everyone with a aquamarine blast, but that could get her in trouble with the police, and she didn’t want to go back to jail. Her last experience in jail was traumatizing, especially since she was only six years old. “Fine, we’ll do Obi-Wan’s strategy. What’s the plan?” Pink Ranger asked.

“Well, I’ll freeze the ball midair with the Force, and then you hit it back! Go!” Bernard ordered as Waluigi served the ball. Bernard freezed it in the air, and Pink Ranger hit it as hard as she could. The ball flew so high that it left the tennis court.

“Home run! That doubles the value of the win! 40 to 30, with Pink Ranger and Bernard making a comeback!” Ruff cheered.

“What? Home runs aren’t in tennis! That’s a baseball thing!” Waluigi complained.

“Yes, home runs aren’t in tennis, but they are in T.E.N.N.I.S.! You should’ve read the quirky rules more thoroughly,” Ruff chuckled. Remember, kids, always read the quirky rules! One time I forgot to and lost $300. But that’s a story for another day! Unless… you want to hear it now? Maybe? It’s not too long. Ok, ok, I’ll tell you!

So, one day, I went to a candy store and bought $300 worth of candy. But, the candyman told me that their rules banned people from buying $300 worth of candy! I asked if I could have a refund, but he said no because that’s also against the rules! Ha ha, silly me. My mom was so mad at me! But, it’s in the past now. I’ve matured a lot since that happened last week. Ok, back to the story!

Waluigi served the ball again, Bernard froze it in midair, and Pink Ranger hit it across. It wasn’t a home run this time, but still good enough to give them a win. “40 all! Whoever wins this next round wins the Aculos half!” Ruff announced while stuffing his mouth with as many Altoids as possible.

Waluigi served the ball, and Bernard and Pink Ranger repeated their trick; but, this time Obi-Wan froze the ball in midair, and Waluigi hit it back! Both teams repeated the same trick for thirty minutes, with neither gaining an advantage.

“Bernard, we can’t keep doing this! We need a new plan!” Pink Ranger shouted as she hit the ball back.

“But this is the only tennis trick Obi-Wan taught me!” Bernard explained.

“Then perhaps I should use a trick that I learned!” Pink Ranger suggested. The next time Bernard froze the ball, Pink Ranger performed a five act ballet before hitting it. This increased the power of the ball by 9001%; it flew around the entire globe and landed on Waluigi’s head.

“We have a winner: Pink Ranger and Bernard! Here’s your prize: an Aculos half!” Ruff congratulated as he handed Pink Ranger the Aculos half.

“No! That’s not fair! Five act ballets are overpowered! They should be banned from tournament play!” Waluigi stammered. Ruff shrugged and threw Waluigi in a trash can.

“Good job, mom! Where’d you learn that tennis trick?” Bernard asked.

“I saw it once in an Owen Wilson movie,” Pink Ranger smiled.

For a moment, Bernard screamed, but then calmed down and said: “You know what, maybe Owen’s not that bad. See, I can listen to both you and Obi-Wan! Both of you have epic ideas!”

“That’s true! Pink Ranger, we’re both wise in our own ways! Let’s both help Bernard grow into the Jedi we know he can be!” Obi-Wan offered, still wearing his Waluigi tennis outfit because it’s so stylish.

Pink Ranger considered this offer, and after consideration, told Obi-Wan: “Ok, sure, yeah, we can do that. Now let’s go meet up with the others, put the Aculos back together, and keep it safe!” Pink Ranger, Bernard, and Obi-Wan exited the tennis court, hopped back into Lightning McQueen, and drove away.

Meanwhile, Waluigi was locked inside of Ruff Ruffman’s trash can; but, he was fine with it, since he had his new wife, Mop 14, to keep him company. “Oh, Mop 14, no one understands me! They all call me a loser, but I have so much potential! Only you really get me…” Waluigi said as he kissed Mop 14.

Suddenly, he got a call on his phone from Morgz Mum, who shouted: “Waluigi, is the Aculos ready yet? I’m getting impatient!”

“Uh, well, no. You see, the stinkers got the two halves of the Aculos first, and I’m locked in a trash can!” Waluigi explained.

Morgz Mum destroyed her living room in rage and then said: “Then you are useless to me! I’ll just have Dream and his stans retrieve the Aculos once they put it back together. Nothing will stop me from destroying the real world and ruling over everything!”

“So, you’ll be the ruler of everything, in the end?” Waluigi sang.

“Was that a Tally Hall reference? How charming! I still hate you,” Morgz Mum commented as she hung up the phone. Waluigi shrugged and continued kissing his beautiful wife, Mop 14. Wow, they are so lovely together! Hopefully he doesn’t break her by accident like his last thirteen wives. Speaking of that, where are they now?

Oh, right, they’re in the Deathly Hallows with Bumblebee, Morgz, Obama, Big Chungus, and Froggy! Looks like they’ve just emerged out of the sea and stepped onto the beach.

“So, Obama, where is Thanos? I must prove that I’m the biggest and chunkiest of them all!” Big Chungus roared.

“Morgz Mum’s base is that amusement park over there. Let’s go!” Obama ordered. And so, they all went there.

The rebels stood at the front of the amusement park. “Yo, Mom! Come out and fight us!” Morgz shouted. Nothing happened.

“One second, Morgan, I’m getting my hair done!” Morgz Mum replied through the speaker system. An hour later, the ground began to shake as Morgz Mum emerged from her mansion with a new hairdo and Thanos at her side. Out of the ground came every dead President except for Madison, Wilson, and Garfield, who are still buried in the sand at the beach.

“Presidents, these rebels are communists! We must stop them from taking over our capitalist empire!” Morgz Mum called out. The bratty werewolves Bell, Beast, and Bariumista also crawled out of the ground, and Barry, Beauty, and Billy landed right next to them after falling for thirty minutes. Remember when Obama sent them into the sky? This was a callback! I’m such a clever writer!

“Your big boyfriend, bratty werewolves, and Presidential army don’t scare us! For, you see, we have Big Chungus!” Obama cheered as Big Chungus marched forward.

“Big Chungus? Long time, no see! You really think you’re bigger than me? Watch this!” Thanos chuckled as he grew to the size of a skyscraper.

“Nyeh, what’s up, doc?” Big Chungus replied as he also grew to the size of a skyscraper.

“You can get this big, too? Mmm, a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. I finally have a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!” Thanos grinned.

“Ok, so you have a big rabbit to fight my boyfriend. What about the rest of my forces?” Morgz Mum inquired.

“I mean, we have 13 Mops, so they can take on the Presidents… and, uh, the rest of us can fight my kids,” Bumblebee said. The rebels nodded in agreement, since they hadn’t actually thought of a plan beforehand, and this seemed like the best option.

“Ahh, but you’re forgetting one thing: my extra forces in the real world!” Morgz Mum cackled.

“But they’re in the real world! We’re in the Deathly Hallows! Are they all gonna die to come here?” Obama asked.

“Oh, no, they will arrive once I bridge the two worlds together using Just Dance 2018 For The Wii and the Aculos!” Morgz Mum cackled harder as she lifted the Wii game into the air.

“Oh, silly mom! Pink Ranger and her crew have the Aculos, and they won’t activate it for you!” Morgz laughed. All the rebels laughed at Morgz Mum’s dumbness.

“Mmm, for now, yes, but not much longer…” Morgz Mum teased.

At the same time in the real world, Smaug landed himself next to Lightning McQueen as Pink Ranger, Bernard, and Obi-Wan reunited with Ryan, Kelsi, and Seb. “Pink Ranger, we did it! We got our half of the Aculos!” Kelsi cheered as she pulled it out of her pocket.

“Yeah, but we also lost Draco! He got turned into a Dream stan! We gotta save him!” Seb pleaded.

“Draco’s a Dream stan now? Good for him,” Pink Ranger shrugged as she pulled out her piece of the Aculos. Pink Ranger and Kelsi shoved their pieces together, forming them back into a whole Aculos. Everyone cheered and ate a slice of pineapple pizza in celebration.

“Now we’ll just keep this away from every bad person in the world!” Pink Ranger explained. But, this would be tricky, because Dream and his stan army surrounded the hero people!

“Give me that Aculos! I’m currently on a world record pace for the speedrun in world destruction!” Dream demanded. All the stans admired how nice Dream was in his offer and wrote fanfictions about them dating Dream. How adorable!

“Never! You took my brother!” Seb shouted.

“Yes I did, and now he’ll take your thing! Draco, go!” Dream ordered.

Draco emerged from the masked crowd and charged at Pink Ranger. “I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time; stare at the ceiling while I hold back what’s on my mind!” Draco shouted. She tried blasting Draco with a nyan blast, but he used a spell on her that disabled her blasting for five seconds. During this time, he stole the Aculos and activated it.

“Woo hoo! Epic gamer moment! I promise I didn’t hack!” Dream cheered as he gave Draco some red Skittles as a reward. Suddenly, the world around them began to morph. Everyone began floating in the sky as the ground underneath them morphed into the location of a final anime showdown. The same thing happened in the Deathly Hallows; Bumblebee found it quite sus. Once the morphing was over, everyone was in the same place.

“Mwo ho ho he he ha, it worked! The Deathly Hallows and real world have been merged! Now I just have to kill all the real people, and then they’ll be stuck in the Deathly Hallows forever!” Morgz Mum cackled.

“Uh oh… this is super very not not bad,” Obama panicked.

Bumblebee looked around and spotted Pink Ranger, Bernard, Obi-Wan, Ryan, Kelsi, Seb, Smaug, and Lightning McQueen near them, all piled up in a pile. “Pink Ranger! Over here! It’s me, your dead husband!” Bumblebee called out. Pink Ranger gasped, ran over to Bumblebee, and kissed him thirty-seven times.

“That’s to make up for all the kissed we kissed the past 24 hours,” Pink Ranger explained, “So, uh, what just happened?”

“Well, Morgz Mum merged the real world and the Deathly Hallows together. Now she’s gonna try killing you and all the real people so you’re trapped here!” Bumblebee explained back.

“But… aren’t we already trapped here?” Pink Ranger asked.

“I mean… I guess, yeah, but you aren’t dead. She needs to kill you so you’re stuck in the Deathly Hallows,” Bumblebee explained again.

“But couldn’t she just keep the worlds merged?” Pink Ranger asked.

“Uh… no?” Bumblebee failed to explain. No one really understands Morgz Mum’s plan.

Meanwhile, Dream and his stans ran over to Morgz Mum’s forces. “My stan army is at your service, Morgz Mum! Let’s speedrun this battle so I can get my world record!” Dream dreamed.

“Haha, perfect! With your stans, the size of my army is now doubled! Everyone, go kill all the alive rebels, and after that we can go kill everyone in the world!” Morgz Mum shouted. At her command, the Presidents, werewolves, and Dream stans charged at the rebel group.

“Oh no! We’re all that stands in the way between my mom and world domination!” Morgz cried while filming for his vlog. But, he wasn’t crying enough to get views, so he poured a bucket of water on himself.

“Then I guess we fight them,” Bumblebee said. No one nodded along to this plan.

“I don’t know, fighting seems like a lot of hard work,” Morgz said while pouring more water on himself.

Bernard got on top of Lightning McQueen to deliver a motivational pep talk: “Guys, I know things look kinda bad right now, but we have to fight! The world is depending on us! Sure, we may be outgunned, outmanned, outnumbered, and outplanned, but we gotta make an all out stand, and Big Chungus is our right hand man! He’ll take on Thanos, and we can get the ground forces!”

Obama also got on top of Lightning McQueen and said: “We need to destroy Just Dance 2018 For The Wii and the Aculos in order to separate the worlds again. Morgz Mum has the Wii game, and Draco has the Aculos. Keep an eye out for them as we fight! Everyone, take an Obamasaber!” Obama tossed an Obamasaber to everyone in the rebel group. Having their own Obamasaber gave them the motivation to fight. I mean, seeing Obama’s face gives you the motivation to do anything.

Bumblebee got on top of Obama who was on top of Lightning McQueen and shouted: “Let’s do this, gamer squad!” Everyone cheered and lined up for battle.

Bumblebee. Pink Ranger. Bernard. Obi-Wan. Morgz. Obama. Ryan. Kelsi. Seb. Big Chungus. Smaug. Lighting McQueen. Froggy. Mop. Mop 2. Mop 3. Mop 4. Mop 5. Mop 6. Mop 7. Mop 8. Mop 9. Mop 10. Mop 11. Mop 12. Mop 13. Danny Gonzalez.

“Danny Gonzalez? What are you doing here?” Bumblebee asked as he internally squealed over meeting his favorite YouTuber.

“Well, I heard my biggest Greg was about to lead a big fight to save the world, so I decided to help! Drew’s taking over the channel while I’m gone. I’m sure no one will notice,” Danny explained. Everyone celebrated; now that they had Danny, there was no way they could lose.

The heroes charged at the villains and collided in the center of the battlefield. Towering above them were Thanos and Big Chungus, who were the size of skyscrapers and having a boxing match. The 13 Mops began fighting the Presidents, but they were heavily outnumbered. Luckily, Froggy came to help them, which made things much easier.

As Bumblebee and Pink Ranger were fighting their bratty werewolf kids, Pink Ranger asked: “Wait, Bumblebee, if you’re dead, what happens when we separate the worlds again?”

Bumblebee punched Bariumista in the face and replied: “Do not worry, honey: Morgz knows of a secret tunnel that makes you alive again! I’ll just go through it once we win!”

Unfortunately, Morgz Mum overheard this and screamed: “There’s a way to be alive again? No! That would ruin my scheme! I must destroy it! Where is it?” Morgz Mum looked around and noticed Morgz standing next to a tunnel with a sign that read: “Definitely not the secret tunnel that makes you alive again!”

“There it is! Dream, go destroy that secret tunnel!” Morgz Mum ordered. Dream nodded and speedran over to the tunnel, where Morgz was the sole guardian. Dream pulled out a block of TNT and threw it at the tunnel, but Morgz caught it and threw it into the sky, where it blew up.

“Guys, Dream is too fast for me! I need backup!” Morgz cried as Dream threw more TNT towards him. Luckily, Smaug flew down and burned the TNT before it could reach Morgz. Riding on Smaug’s back was Danny Gonzalez, who slingshotted his new Youtooz figure at Dream’s face.

“Hop on, Morgz! This will be a YouTuber fight! And, uh, also a dragon,” Danny announced. Morgz ran onto Smaug and they flew into the sky, burning all the TNT Dream threw at the tunnel and slingshotting Danny Youtooz figures at the incoming Dream stans.

Fighting the remaining Dream stans were Bernard, Obi-Wan, and Obama, all equipped with Obamasabers. They sliced off the masks of the children, resulting in them weeping over their poor life choices and going to study for their history test. Ryan, Kelsi, and Seb drove Lightning McQueen through hoards of Dream stans and Presidents, knocking them all down like bowling pins.

“Yee haw! I love driving through people! I wish I could do this on normal roads!” Ryan screamed.

“Dad, keep an eye out for Draco! We don’t wanna hurt him!” Seb said.

“No way! If you see Draco, ram him!” Kelsi ordered as she threw her Obamasaber out the car window like a boomerang. Seb was disgusted by his parent’s behavior and jumped out of Lightning McQueen, landing on a mattress.

“Why is there a random mattress here… oh no, it’s a Mask reference!” Seb screamed. An army of Dream stans surround him, singing the mattress verse from “Mask.” Seb looked closely and saw Draco in the crowd, holding the Aculos. “Draco! It’s me, Seb! I’m here to help!” Seb called out.

“You can’t help me! Only Dream can! He understands me and my teenage hormones!” Draco hissed as he ran towards Thanos’s giant foot and climbed up his leg. Seb squeezed through the Dream stans and followed him, climbing all the way to the top of Thanos’s bald purple head.

While Draco and Seb were on Thanos’s head, he was throwing punches at Big Chungus. Big Chungus dodged most of them, but a few hit his chunky face and caused him to stumble backwards. Draco ran across Thanos’s big head as Seb chased him.

“Come back, Draco! I don’t want to hurt you! I just want to take off that mask!” Seb cried as he ran. Draco didn’t listen to Seb and began screaming the lyrics to “Mask.”

Eventually, Draco reached the edge of Thanos’s head, with nowhere else left to run. He pulled out his wand and turned around to face Seb. “I don’t want to fight you, Draco… but I will defend myself!” Seb said as he pulled out his Obamasaber. Draco fired a spell at Seb, but he deflected it with the Obamasaber and sent it flying away. Seb charged at Draco and tried slicing off the Dream mask, but Draco cast a jumping spell on himself and leaped over Seb.

Underneath Draco and Seb, Thanos was laughing as Big Chungus got up for round two. “Pathetic rabbit! No one is bigger or chunkier than me! I am inevitable!” Thanos taunted as he prepared to punch Big Chungus with the Infinity Gauntlet.

But, as Thanos launched his fist, Big Chungus caught it mid-punch and uttered: “And I… am… Big Chungus.” Big Chungus yanked Thanos’s arm upward, sending him flying into the air. This also launched Draco and Seb, who were dueling on Thanos’s head, into the sky. The Aculos flew out of Draco’s pocket, and Seb caught it as he spun around in midair. Seb then glided to Big Chungus’s ear and was able to grab on; but, he looked down and saw Draco falling towards the ground.

Without thinking, Seb bounced off of Big Chungus’s ear and zoomed towards Draco. “Draco! I’ll save you!” Seb shouted as he reached his brother.

“What… why are you here? You have the Aculos!” Draco asked.

“Because I was never here for the Aculos! I’m here for you! You’re my brother! I care about you! You said that only Dream loves you… but that’s not true, because I love you!” Seb cried as they plummeted towards the ground.

These words broke through the Dream mask and reached Draco’s heart. He took the Dream mask off himself and snapped it in half. “Thank you, Seb,” Draco mumbled as a tear rode down his cheek. The two brothers embraced, but then remembered that they’re falling to their deaths.

“Don’t worry, Seb, I’ve got us!” Draco shouted as he pulled out his wand and cast a flying spell on them. The two brothers slowed down their descent and landed safely on the ground, while a huge Thanos face-planted into the surface behind them.

Big Chungus leaped into the air and cannonballed onto Thanos’s back, breaking all of his bones. “Big, Big Chungus! Big Chungus! Big Chungus!” Big Chungus yooted as he stood victoriously on top of his foe.

Seb and Draco ran over to Bumblebee and Pink Ranger with the Aculos. “Bumblebee! Pink Ranger! We have the Aculos! What do we do with it?” Seb asked as Pink Ranger picked up Beast and hurled him into Barry.

“Destroy it! Preferably into multiple pieces, not just two,” Pink Ranger ordered. Draco nodded and zapped the Aculos with his wand, breaking it into four billion pieces.

“Poggers! Now we just have to destroy Just Dance 2018 For The Wii, and then the connection between the real world and the Deathly Hallows will be broken!” Bumblebee cheered as he gave victory chocolate to Draco and Seb.

“The only problem is that Morgz Mum has that game, and she’s watching the battle from her heavily guarded mansion,” Pink Ranger warned as she karate chopped Bell in the stomach.

Lightning McQueen drove up to Bumblebee, Pink Ranger, Draco, and Seb, and Ryan and Kelsi hopped out. “Seb! You’re ok!” Kelsi celebrated as she hugged her son.

“Oh, Draco… you’re back,” Ryan sighed as he gave a disapproving glare at him.

“Look, mom, dad, I know you wish I was Seb, but I’m not,” Draco confessed, “I’m me. I’m a Slytherin. I know that some stuff I’ve done is bad, but I’ll work on that. But I’ll work on it my way. I still like blowing stuff up, but I’ll blow stuff up responsibly. And I’ll try to be the best son I can be… and the best brother, too.” Seb smiled at that last part.

“Hmmm…” Ryan hmm’d.

Kelsi thought for a moment, but then decided that this was good enough for her and hugged Draco. “Thank you, Draco. You’ll always be my second favorite son,” Kelsi comforted. Draco let out an uncomfortable laugh as his dad also hugged him.

“You’re alright, Draco. I give you a 6/10. And hey, if you stick to your promise to stop doing illegal stuff, I may bump you up to a 7/10,” Ryan said. Draco teared up at this part. Being a 6/10 was his lifelong dream.

“Here, Bumblebee, you can take Lightning McQueen to go to Morgz Mum’s mansion. We’ll fight your children… as a family!” Kelsi offered as she pulled out her Obamasaber.

“Yo, thanks, dude! Come on, honey!” Bumblebee said as he hopped into the driver seat of Lightning McQueen. Pink Ranger slid in the passenger seat as they drove into the amusement park surrounding her mansion. Ryan, Kelsi, Draco, and Seb armed themselves with Obamasabers and began swinging and slicing at the bratty werewolves.

Meanwhile, Bernard, Obi-Wan, and Obama were taking on hoards of Dream stans. “There's too many of them! We need to fall back!” Obi-Wan shouted.

“Why are there so many of them? Is Minecraft really this popular?” Bernard wondered.

“It’s taking too long to destroy all of these Dream masks! If only there were a way to get the stans to stop liking Dream…” Obama thought. Suddenly, he got a brilliant idea; an idea even more brilliant than when I decided to write this book. Obama got on top of a rock and shouted: “Dream stans! Stop following that loser Dream… and be my stans instead!”

The Dream stans looked at Obama with confusion and anger. “Why should we do that? You don’t play Minecraft, and you’re not relatable!” The stans called out.

“Oh, really? Watch this!” Obama winked as he pulled out a Nintendo Switch and broke the Minecraft speedrun world record right before their eyes. The stans gasped as Obama had the record verified, meaning he didn’t hack. Actually, he did hack, but since the mods are his friends, they let it slide.

“And now, to prove I’m relatable, I wrote a song!” Obama announced as he pulled out a guitar and began to sing, “My teacher is sus! Vote them out before our lunch! Then we can go home!” All of the children loved this song, because their teachers were also sus and they also wanted to go home before lunch! How relatable! All of the Dream stans took their Dream masks off and replaced them with Obama masks.

“We stan Obama! Anyone who hates him is cringe and must be canceled!” The stans cheered unanimously.

“Perfect! I’ve successfully turned these toxic Minecraft children into toxic political children!” Obama told Bernard and Obi-Wan, who high fived him in respect.

“What should we do, Obama?” The stans asked, having no idea what to do unless their favorite Internet person tells them to do something.

“Uh, go help the 13 Mops and Froggy finish off the remaining Presidents,” Obama ordered. The Obama stans saluted and marched away.

As the stans left, Bumblebee and Pink Ranger drove up to Obama, Bernard, and Obi-Wan in Lightning McQueen. “Seb and Draco destroyed the Aculos, so we’re heading to Morgz Mum’s mansion to destroy Just Dance 2018 For The Wii! Wanna come?” Bumblebee asked.

“Sure thing, Dad!” Bernard said.

“I am also in!” Obi-Wan said.

“Wait, not you, Obi-Wan! I hate you!” Bumblebee grumbled.

“Don’t worry, Bumblebee, he's actually pretty epic! I learned that during my character arc at T.E.N.N.I.S.,” Pink Ranger explained.

“Oh, ok! If my wife likes you, then I like you!” Bumblebee cheered as Bernard and Obi-Wan piled in the backseat.

“You four go on. Playing the guitar drained my energy; I need a breather,” Obama panted as he sat on a rock and took a nap. Lightning McQueen zoomed towards the mansion, dodging various traps Morgz Mum had set up.

“So, what’s the plan once we get to the mansion?” Bernard asked.

“We find Morgz Mum and destroy that Wii game! Then, the real world and the Deathly Hallows will be separated again, and everyone will get sent back to their correct place,” Pink Ranger explained.

“I’ll become alive again by using Morgz’s secret tunnel afterwards! In fact, we can let all of our dead friends use it!” Bumblebee added.

Lightning McQueen drifted into the mansion’s driveway, and the four heroes rolled inside. All of the disco floors were on, and “Despacito” was blaring through the speakers.

“Despacito? More like Despapoopoo,” Bumblebee chuckled. Everyone laughed at this clever joke. Make sure not to say it in front of my mom, though, because she hates poo poo jokes. I got grounded once for a poo poo joke. I was stuck in that hole for weeks!

Suddenly, every member of BTS burst through the ceiling and began doing the #PermissiontoDance challenge, which you can participate in by uploading a YouTube Short of you dancing to the song!

“Oh no! BTS! Their songs are so catchy!” Bumblebee screamed as his body began involuntarily dancing with BTS.

“And they’re hot!” Pink Ranger added as she also began dancing.

“Guys, stop dancing! We have to find Morgz Mum!” Bernard said while also dancing.

“Only I have enough Force power to resist BTS’s smooth moves and even smoother looks,” Obi-Wan shouted as he used the Force to knock down the BTS crew. As they got up, Obi-Wan called out: “Bernard, Pink Ranger, Bumblebee, go! I’ll hold off BTS and reject their permission to dance!” Bernard nodded to his Jedi master and led Bumblebee and Pink Ranger out of the room.

“Time to light up this room like dynamite,” Obi-Wan confidented as he put on his Waluigi tennis outfit and danced to “Be Our Guest”; this stunned the BTS members, who could not compete with his incredible skills.

Bumblebee, Pink Ranger, and Bernard found their way to the roof of the mansion, which had a giant mountain stretching hundreds of miles above them. “Yoo hoo! Up here!” Morgz Mum cackled from the top of the mountain as she dangled Just Dance 2018 For The Wii in front of her.

“Oof, Morgz Mum’s all the way up there! I guess we have to climb,” Bumblebee bumbled. They began climbing up the rocky mountainside, avoiding boulders that Morgz Mum rolled towards them.

As the trio came close to a ledge to rest on, Morgz Mum rolled a tiny boulder towards them that hit Pink Ranger’s hands. She lost her grip and began falling down the mountain!

“Pink Ranger! Stop falling!” Bumblebee cried. But, before she fell too far, someone grabbed her hand and pulled her onto the ledge. It was the greatest actor ever, Owen Wilson!

“Wow, that was a close call,” Owen Wilson wowed.

“Owen Wilson! You saved me! This is the greatest moment of my life!” Pink Ranger squealed as she hugged Owen Wilson. Bumblebee also hugged Owen Wilson because he’s so epic.

“Wait, why are you here?” Bumblebee asked Owen Wilson.

“Well, Tom Holland visited my house and told me that my biggest fans were saving the world! Then he turned into Chris Pratt and told me to wait here to help you. Then he turned into Robert Dairy Junior and said my spaghetti was burning, and sure enough, it was! So, I ate the flaming spaghetti and then came here,” Owen Wilson explained.

“The morphing celebrity came to you? It’s what told me to become Batman! If it trusts you… I guess I can, too. You’re pretty cool, Owen; much cooler than David A.R. White,” Bernard admitted as he joined the group hug.

“Well, you three have fun fighting Morgz Mum. I gotta go film season two of Loki,” Owen Wilson said as he opened up a portal and warped away. Bumblebee, Pink Ranger, and Bernard were so excited about meeting Owen Wilson that they rewatched the entire first season of Loki and every Cars film; after that, they continued climbing the mountain.

The trio reached the top of the mountain, where Morgz Mum was waiting for them on a stone throne. “Ahh, here we are! The duel of the fates! I was hoping those boulders would stop you, but alas, I did not account for Owen Wilson. Such a silly oversight on my part. Anyway, fight time!” Morgz Mum cackled as she blasted lightning from her hands.

Bernard deflected it with his Obamasaber while Bumblebee and Pink Ranger charged towards the stone throne. Morgz Mum hid behind the throne and Bumblebee and Pink Ranger rammed right into it, hurting their poor heads. Luckily, there wasn’t much brain in their heads to damage, so they were fine.

Morgz Mum used the Morgz Force to lift Bumblebee and Pink Ranger into the sky and then slam them into the ground. “Ouchie! Please don’t do that,” Bumblebee said. Morgz Mum made a troll face and did it again. Bernard ran towards her, but she threw a boulder at him which knocked him into the ground.

“Moo hoo hoo he he ha ha her! You three stand no chance against me! I am the most powerful person in the universe! Soon, everyone will be under my control!” Morgz Mum crackled as she charged up a massive Morgz Force lighting blast.

“Oh no, she’s trying to blast everyone with lightning! That could kill everyone here and send them to the Deathly Hallows!” Bernard cried as he threw the boulder off of him. Bumblebee tried punching Morgz Mum, but her lightning charge covered her body and shocked Bumblebee.

“We can’t hurt her! She’s covered in electric boogie woogie!” Bumblebee moaned.

“If only we had something super big to hit her with; something that could absorb the electric boogie woogie and do big damage,” Pink Ranger wondered.

Then, by complete coincidence, they heard a helicopter whirl in the distance. Piloting the helicopter was Waluigi, with Mop 14 at his side and Ruff Ruffman tied up in the back.

“Help! This maniac plumber stole my helicopter! It cost me hundreds of dollars!” Ruff Ruffman screamed. Mop 14 slapped him in the face.

“Morgz Mum will pay for discarding me! I am not a loser! I am number one!” Waluigi shouted as he piloted the helicopter straight at Morgz Mum. Bumblebee, Pink Ranger, and Bernard ducked behind a boulder as the helicopter crashed straight into Morgz Mum, creating a massive explosion and disabling Morgz Mum’s lighting.

Morgz Mum crawled out of the wreckage, seemingly unharmed. “You may have destroyed my lightning, but I still have a few tricks up my sleeve! Actually, uh, just one, but it’s a pretty good trick!” Morgz Mum crackalackled as she pulled out Just Dance 2018 For The Wii and licked the case. For some reason, this gave her the ability to create a giant vortex above them.

“If you thought the Deathly Hallows was bad, allow me to introduce you to the Deathlier Hallows, an endless vortex of nothingness! Only the worst of the worst of the dead get sent there, and since you won’t stop meddling with my plans, I’ll just have to send you there!” Morgz Mum explained as she charged at Pink Ranger. Pink Ranger punched her arm, but Morgz Mum grabbed her and yeeted her into the vortex.

“Pink Ranger! No! This isn’t poggers!” Bumblebee cried.

“I’ve heard about the Deathlier Hallows in Jedi Holocrons… it’s possible to escape the Deathlier Hallows, but you have to—“ Bernard started, but Morgz Mum threw an iPhone 11 Pro Max at his face before he could finish.

Waluigi, Mop 14, and Ruff Ruffman crawled out of the helicopter wreckage, confused about what was even happening. “A big vortex? That’s kinda sus, and I don’t like sus stuff! I need to return to my safe Hollywood bubble!” Ruff Ruffman said as he ran down the mountain.

Bernard threw the iPhone 11 Pro Max back at Morgz Mum and continued: “To escape the Deathlier Hallows, two people must reach max love power in the vortex! Dad, you’re the only one that could save mom!”

Bumblebee did a mega gasp. He tripped backwards in confusion. He screamed, for he did not understand. Actually, wait, he did understand! He had to go in that vortex and save his wife!

“No! I won’t make it that easy for you!” Morgz Mum shouted as she used a massive gust of Morgz Force to blow Bernard, Waluigi, and Mop 14 down the mountain. “You can either save your wife… or save your life!” Morgz Mum cackled as she pulled out a remote control and pushed a button.

Meanwhile, near the secret tunnel, Dream had given up trying to destroy it with TNT and wept over the loss of his stan army. Morgz, Smaug, and Danny Gonzalez stood over him and laughed at his pitiful existence. Suddenly, Dream began shaking and ran straight towards the tunnel. “Wait, what’s happening to me? I’m not doing this!” Dream screamed as he continued to run.

“I’ve rigged up explosives inside Dream! Once he reaches the secret tunnel, he’ll blow up and destroy it! You’ll be stuck in the Deathly Hallows forever, without your friends or family! Either go to the Deathlier Hallows and save your wife, who won’t be in the Deathly Hallows with you, or stop Dream and become alive again to be with your son! Your choice!” Morgz Mum cackled.

Bumblebee paused time and thought harder than he ever had in his life. His brain almost exploded from all the thinking he was doing. He loved his wife and his son! He wanted to be with both of them! But… he did kinda promise his wife that he’d always protect her. He was pretty sure the wedding vows said that. Plus, Bernard was already grown up. He had Obi-Wan to mentor him… he’d be alright. But, Bumblebee wanted to make sure the Deathly Hallows were not run by Morgz Mum, so he thought of an option C.

“I’m going to the Deathlier Hallows… and you are, too!” Bumblebee shouted as he grabbed Morgz Mum and leaped into the vortex. Morgz Mum screeched as they entered the endless void.

Bumblebee spotted Pink Ranger and floated over to her. “Bumblebee! Why are you here?” Pink Ranger asked.

“To save you, duh! We gotta reach max love power to escape!” Bumblebee explained.

“Max love power? Have we ever hit that before?” Pink Ranger wondered.

“I don’t think so, but I guess we’ll have to now!” Bumblebee replied.

“No! I won’t let you two escape!” Morgz Mum hissed as she grabbed Bumblebee by the throat and began choking him.

“Bumblebee, remember that you’re a robot!” Pink Ranger shouted. Bumblebee remembered this and stopped choking, since he didn’t have to breathe. Bumblebee tossed Morgz Mum away and kissed Pink Ranger a thousand times. But, this was only 25% love power! Pink Ranger then kissed Bumblebee a thousand times, but that only increased it to 50%.

“How is a thousand kisses only 50% love power?” Bumblebee questioned. Then, Morgz Mum floated back over to them, armed with Just Dance 2018 For The Wii. Bumblebee and Pink Ranger grabbed the game together and hit Morgz Mum in the head with it, breaking the game disk. This made them reach max love power!

“Huh, I guess hitting a Karen in the head together is how you reach max love power!” Pink Ranger cheered. Bumblebee and Pink Ranger were teleported out of the Deathlier Hallows, leaving Morgz Mum to live there forever and be forced to watch endless reruns of Peppa Pig. What a horrible fate.

Bumblebee and Pink Ranger were warped back to the top of the mountain, where they saw the secret tunnel explode in the distance. Dream crawled out of the tunnel wreckage with his head on fire. “Ow! Hot hot hot! When the Twitch chat said I was on fire, I didn’t think they meant this!” Dream cried as he speedran away from the battlefield.

“Uh oh, the tunnel to become alive again has been destroyed… that means I’ll be stuck in the Deathly Hallows forever,” Bumblebee sadded. Bernard climbed up to the top of the mountain to see his parents; Waluigi and Mop 14 came too, because why not.

“Mom, Dad, you destroyed Just Dance 2018 For The Wii! The worlds will get separated any minute now!” Bernard cheered.

“But Bernard, your Dad is dead,” Pink Ranger wept as she kissed Bumblebee a billion times. Bernard gasped at this news and hugged his dad.

“Don’t worry, son; you’ll still have Obi-Wan to guide you. He’s a good master. We had lots of epic memories together. You’re a good man,” Bumblebee comforted as he patted his son on the head.

Bernard then went to hug Pink Ranger, but this confused her. “Eww, why are you hugging me? Personal space, bro!” Pink Ranger yelled.

“Well, Mom, going in the Deathlier Hallows kills you, so you’ll be in the Deathly Hallows, too,” Bernard explained.

“Oh,” Pink Ranger said. She sat there for a moment. “Oh well! The Deathly Hallows looks kinda poggers, not gonna lie. You keep living your life though, Bernard. You’ve got tons of epic stuff left in your future. You’ll come chill with us eventually,” Pink Ranger told her son as the whole family came together for a hug. Waluigi and Mop 14 joined the hug too, because why not.

“I’ll miss you guys. Enjoy your life here, and I’ll see you soon,” Bernard told them.

As they hugged, the worlds separated from each other, and all of the alive people were sent back to the real world. Bumblebee, Pink Ranger, Morgz, Obama, Big Chungus, Froggy, and the 13 Mops remained in the Deathly Hallows, which was now Morgz Mumless.

“Oof, now that the secret tunnel’s gone, I can’t randomly come back to life anymore!” Morgz said to his camera.

“Don’t worry, gamers, we can chill here now! There’s an entire amusement park for us!” Obama noted.

“What about all the bad people? Thanos, the Presidents, our bratty kids?” Pink Ranger asked.

“Don’t worry, docs: I turned my old pineapple house under the sea into a prison! They’ll be locked down there forever,” Big Chungus explained. Everyone nodded along and didn’t question the ethics of this.

“I guess all of my stans are gone too, since I ordered them not to die just so they could live with me,” Obama added, “Oh well, I’m guessing they'll find someone new to stan over soon.”

Meanwhile, back in the real world, all of the Obama stans decided to become Seb stans due to how pure and amazing he was. “Oh, no, you guys don’t need to follow me around! I’m just a regular guy!” Seb told them, but this just made them even bigger stans due to how humble he was.

Life continued on after this strange adventure. Draco decided to use his love of explosions for good and won an Olympic gold medal for blowing things up; this impressed Ryan and Kelsi so much that they bumped his rating up to an 8/10. Seb went on to have a successful music career writing pop songs that are actually good; his stans supported him all the way and bullied anyone who hated him. Their family had so much love that during their Christmas festivities, Ryan and Kelsi kissed for the first time. It was such a beautiful moment, and both Seb and Draco cried three million tears.

Dream, who was disgraced after losing his stan army, sold his YouTube account to Danny Gonzalez, who pretended to be Dream on it for fun. Smaug continued guarding the Hot Dog Fountain, but made sure to invite friends over for Wii Sports parties every week. Waluigi never accidentally broke Mop 14, and they shared a happy marriage for their entire lives. Plus, Waluigi upgraded their house from a trash can to the back of Elon Musk’s Tesla, erasing his status as a loser.

Bernard completed his Jedi training with Obi-Wan and traveled the world, stopping supervillains and training others in the ways of the Force. Obi-Wan became a professional dancer, winning every season of Dancing With The Stars. Bernard and Obi-Wan stayed good friends, going to Smaug’s Wii Sports partied and meeting at Starbucks every month.

The Deathly Hallows was converted from a cringe Morgz Mum empire to an epic Obama empire! Obama expanded the amusement park to feature twelve billion rides, so all the dead people would have an eternity of entertainment. Morgz filmed the progress of the amusement park and uploaded it to his YouTube channel, which garnered him billions of views. He even surpassed Mr. Beast in subscribers! Poggers!

Finally, Bumblebee and Pink Ranger got to live happily ever after forever. They hung out in Obama’s amusement park with their friends and organized fun events. Their love power never diminished, and they kissed each other at least forty times a day.

Bumblebee kindly looked into pink ranger's beautiful eyes and profoundly stated, "I love you, dear. You are my sunshine even though you are not the sun. But you are the metaphorical sunshine of my heart and you warm it up and I like pink."

“Bumblebee, you said that in the first book,” Pink Ranger stated in response to the statement.

“Yep… and it’s still true,” Bumblebee said.

Aww, what a sweet ending! Well, uh, I guess this is the end. Oof. I didn’t really want this to end, but I guess it is. Hey, at least we ended on a high note! I hope. Now go find some more fanfiction to read, weirdo!