A. Pog Boi

* Regular
* Down arrow
* Up arrow

## Description

Alexander Pog Boi (A. Pog Boi, Bobux man) is the main character of Bobux Simulator. By clicking the down or up arrows he will do a simple animation and give you a certain amount of bobux based off of your ascension multiplier.

## Bobux Generation

By pressing the up or down arrow keys on the keyboard, Bobux man will move their body in the direction of said arrow and play a vine boom, and increase the "Bobux" variable.

A strategy to getting lots of bobux is by going into fullscreen and scrolling. Scrolling will trick the game into thinking that you are pressing down (or up) on every frame, ignoring the script in place that makes you unable to hold the down or up arrow and infinitely gain bobux while AFK. Instead of fixing the scrolling bug with some smart scripts, the creators left it in-game as a feature since they realized that it would make the game less interesting and more tedious to gain large amounts of bobux.

The amount of bobux given per boom can be written as this equation:

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## Dialogue

By clicking on Bobux man, and by doing other things, he will say many different dialogues.

The first ***10 dialogues*** are special in the way that they do not repeat and two of them allow you to get NPC's to help you out in generating bobux. These NPC's include, Fortnite man and Boyfriend.

***Dialogues 11-48*** will repeat themselves after you get to 48 and do not grant you anything other than smiles and/or cringes depending on your sense of humor.

***Special dialogues*** appear after you click on certain things in game, or after ascending

These Dialogues include:

* Nonrepeating dialogue (1-10)
* Repeating dialogue (11-48)
* Special dialogue

* 1 Click
* 2 Clicks
* 3 Clicks
* 4 Clicks
* 5 Clicks
* 6 Clicks
* 7 Clicks
* 8 Clicks
* 9 Clicks
* 10 Clicks

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**"Choccy Milk"**

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**"Are you a sussy baka?"**

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**"Click through all of these messages and you may get a free prize!!1!"**

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**"O\_o"**

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**"If {Buh~ =5} Then ([say; The sussy fortnite imposter][change Buh~ +1][stop this script]"**

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**"oops, breaking the fifth wall moment."**

**"64 bits"**

**"32 bits"**

**"16 bits"**

**"8 bits"**

**"4 bits"**

**"2 bits"**

**"1 bit"**

**"haffff bt"**

**"qurftzff bh"**

**"????"**

**"Wanna 19 dolla fornite card generatoer?"**

**"If so then type 999-999-9999 to get free healthcare"**

**"free pokemon cards"**

**"free meme insurance"**

**"and many other benifits"**

**"And all you have to do is type 999-999-9999 right now."**
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(*After typing 999-999-9999*)

**"Good job"**

**"you can read"**

**"Now to get the fornite card generetür you have to pay a small fee"**

**"what? you thought it was free?"**

**"All I need is 666 bobux"**

**"I can wait."**

* Without enough bobux
* With enough bobux

**"Hello again."**

**"Have you come for the fornite card generateer?"**

**"Let's see how much money you hav..."**

**"Bruh"**

**"You don't even have enough Bobx"**

**"Git gud"**

**"Hello again."**

**"Have you come for the fornite card generateer?"**

**"Let's see how much money you hav..."**

**"Good job"**

**"You can count"**

**"I'll just take that now"**

(*Takes 666 bobux*)

**"Okay here is your 19 daala fornot crad generætor"**

**"guys look what I found."**

**"A little funky man."**

**"Observe."**

**"Bro."**

**"This is actually insane."**

**"yoooo"**

**"he do the funi rap"**

**"at 3:00am."**

**"gon wrong."**

**"ear rave."**

* 11 clicks
* 12 clicks
* 13 clicks
* 14 clicks
* 15 clicks
* 16 clicks
* 17 clicks
* 18 clicks
* 19 clicks
* 20 clicks
* 21 clicks
* 22 clicks
* 23 clicks
* 24 clicks
* 25 clicks
* 26 clicks
* 27 clicks
* 28 clicks
* 29 clicks
* 30 clicks
* 31 clicks
* 32 clicks
* 33 clicks
* 34 clicks
* 35 clicks
* 36 clicks
* 37 clicks
* 38 clicks
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* 42 clicks
* 43 clicks
* 44 clicks
* 45 clicks
* 46 clicks
* 47 clicks
* 48 clicks

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**"oh hey guys. its ya boi, bobux man!"**

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**"amogus"**

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**"so one day, I was eating a McSus gebar and i thought: I'm in love with the local cowmonger"**

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**"gurt"**

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**"ayo the pizza here"**

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**"YOU’RE SO SUSSY I KNOW YOU TOOK MY FORTNITE CARD I KNOW YOU TOOK MY 19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD GIVE ME MY 19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY 19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD I NEED MY 19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD NOWWWW"**

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**"YOU NO KILL CLO-"**

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**"let my relay an acedote that I gained from my father. It started many eons ago..."**

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**"I am buff squidward in my eyes"**

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**"you kinda look like uuuuummmmmmm so youu look errrhhhhhhmm uaahhahhh murrrrh you are kinda like that guuuuuuy uuuuunnnnmmm eerrhrhhrh so uuuuuhhhhh yeah."**

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**"im cracked at fortnite"**

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**"hey whats ur fortnite squad lets get a vitcory rokyale my guy"**

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**"Fin is here R U N R U N R U N  R  U  N"**

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**"suuuuusssssssssssssy bbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkaaaaaaa"**

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**"gurt berry"**

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**"mork bucct"**

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**"water buket MLG!!!!!1!!1!1"**

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**"hey"**

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**"ouch that hurts"**

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**"this statement is false. \*world implodes\*"**

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**"I'm a banana!! I'm a banana! WATCH ME MOVE!!!!!!"**

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**"hello i em bobx man i will be your hostt on todys news."**

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**"here is the forecaxst: it will bee hot or cold or mild."**

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**"now for politics"**

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**"O B A M A  P R I S M  is comig for ur suol!!!!!"**

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**"and tthe local news is that there is a bean shortage"**

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**"if you see anyone hording baens then beat them and rob them"**

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**"TAKE THERE BæNS NOW!!!"**

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**"And now global news"**

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**"amerdica makes a record amount of chezgurbrs and pease is restored"**

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**"and brazil continues to brazil and russai does the rusia"**

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**"and now murrio wants ur spaghet and will posses you with cappy, please wear hats everywhere now."**

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**"that was channel 4206966613 news thanks fur watchin'"**

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**"that was cringe."**

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 **"you are reading this sentence"**

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**"this game is not a clicker"**

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**"01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100 00101110"**

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**"call the hammer at 800-800-8888"**

* Unlocking child
* Response to clicking on child
* Unlocking banker child
* Response to clicking on banker child
* After ascending once
* After ascending twice
* Getting hold item after first ascension
* Getting hold item after two plus ascensions

**"Oh yey  a chield"**

**"oooo it mak bubox for moi"**

**"kept uop the gud wokr"**

**"becuz cheild labor is fre læbor"**

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**"son-son"**

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 **"Oh wow"**

**"another smol bean"**

**"oh he bankr"**

**"hopefully I can coomit more tax fruad"**

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***"uh oh"***

**"Whoa rickrol"**

**"kinda cringe ngl"**

**"Ok that's beeyond cridge"**

**"its SUS"**

**"It'z..."**

**"AMOGUS"**

**"Oh, hey!"**

**"I sense a bit of power that was left by ric astly"**

**"I can conjure a bonus thingy"**

**"Here-a we-a go-a!!!"**

**"YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"**

**"Noice"**

**"We gots a cool <*Hold Item That Was Conjured*>"**

* Replacing hold item (Yes/Y)
* Keeping hold item (No/N)
* Replying with neither Yes or No

**"Oh, hey (again) I sense a bit of power that was left by rik astli (again)"**

**"do you want a new holdy thingy?"**

*(Reply with Yes)*

**"Okee"**

**"\*speaking in foreign tounges\*"**

**"There i did it"**

**"Have fun with ur new holdy thingy if you have questions or comments or concerns then contact us at holdy.org/help"**

**"Oh, hey (again) I sense a bit of power that was left by rik astli (again)"**

**"do you want a new holdy thingy?"**

*(Reply No)*

**"Ok."**

**"O K."**

**"O ㅤ ㅤ K."**

**"Oh, hey (again) I sense a bit of power that was left by rik astli (again)"**

**"do you want a new holdy thingy?"**

*(Reply neither yes or no)*

**"Gibberish is not allowed"**

**"You've been cancelled by the grammar police"**

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## Trivia

* **7 clicks** is a reference to this meme posted by The Angry Video Game Nerd in his video: Tiger Electronic Games.

* **12 clicks** is a reference to the hit game among us created in June 15, 2018 by Innersloth. Availible on IOS, Android, Windows, Nintendo switch, PS4, PS5, XBox One, and XBox series X/S.

* **15 clicks** is a reference to the Ayo the pizza here Vine, originally created by CalebCity.

* **16 clicks** is a reference to this meme. The original isn't extended like this one is, but Bobux man says the extended version.

* **17 clicks** is a reference to a Youtube series called "Madness Combat." At the time of creating this dialogue the creators didn't understand that it was a gory series so there's no link to it to protect a younger audience. The creators do not promote this series.

* **20 clicks** is a reference to Ron from "Literally every fnf mod ever (Vs Bob)" where he says, "*What's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh*." The version that is used in Bobux simulator is shortened, but still sounds like this version.

* **23 clicks** is a reference to another character created by the creators of Bobux Simulator named "Fin"

* **25-26 clicks** are an inside joke within the developers of Bobux Simulator where in a Minecraft world, they named a sweet berry, "gurt berry," and a milk bucket, "Mork bucct."

* **31 clicks** is a reference to a music video called "Banana Song (I'm A Banana)" Created by Onision \*epilepsy warning\*

* **47 clicks** is binary code and when decoded, translates to "how long did it take you to find out what this said."

* **48 clicks** is a working phone number that calls a lawyer company called, "The Hammer." It is included in the dialogue becuase it was inside joke between the developers of Bobux Simulator that whenever they were driving on the highway, they would see "The Hammer" billboards every few billboards.