A Day at the Park

“You in the yellow! If I find ya got drugs on you, you better count me in.”

**A Day at the Park** is the million subscriber special video of Brandon Rogers.

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## Plot

Cathy and Timmy are VERY late to Timmy’s first field trip. Once they’re in the car, they find Grandpa has been locked in there since last Friday. As they leave the car, they forget Grandpa is in it and abandon him once again. Cathy sees Sam and Donna Phitts out on a picnic after telling Timmy to leave her and go play with his friends. Sam and Donna are out on this picnic to celebrate Donna’s role as a butt pimple commercial spokesperson (Anisol). We then meet Elmer the park ranger. He’s been one for a month. He runs into Grandpa who asks Elmer to help him find his family. Elmer agrees and starts to tell him the 31 dangers of styrofoam. To which grandpa runs away yelling “Fuck that!” Helen Brownstein yells at him to stop running as he runs by. Helen tells us that she’s the field trip supervisor, and that she’s surprised they let her be one after she fell asleep last time. She yells stop running at Sam this time, who is running to clear “last night’s bad choices” He had cheesecake. He isn’t looking where he’s going and runs into Jürgen Klausvonschwitz’s tent. Jürgen has decided to spend 4 days in the “wilderness” to help focus on his creative concentration. He yells at his employees to hurry up building his “Concentration Camp” His employees told him they were taking him to Cancun but tricked him easily as he is blind and an idiot. Jürgen is telling two of his employees “You two are the worst Asian employees I’ve ever hired!” That is when Japanese Girlfriend walks over and says “What’s wrong with Asian, asshole!” It’s revealed that one of Jürgen’s employees is her boyfriend. The boyfriend says they’ve been going through lots of relationship problems, they can’t be nice to each other but they can try to fake it. So he hired an acting coach (Alex Rimmer) to save their relationship. It is assumed it didn’t work well. Jürgen mistakes the side of the road I assume his tent, says “Finally I’m alone.” And takes off his robe before almost getting hit by a car. This car contained Dorian Ditsen, Vishalam Rangan, James Shaft, Craig Dildon, and Diesel. Dorian says he’s not as happy about this company picnic as usual because of his assistant, Diesel, leaving him for their former CEO’s assistant, Kevin. They’ve been stalking and antagonizing poor Dorian. They prank call him late at night and call him gay. The assistants egg Dorian and Jürgen’s other employee beats them up. He is revealed to be Damian Ditsen. Dorian’s straight brother. Dorian tries to convince him once again to convert to gayness. Dorian sees Jürgen Klausvonschwitz and says I wish my boss was that cool. And we pan over to the picnic table to see Bryce Tankthrust is his boss. Bryce had asked her assistant, Donovan to arrange for her to host a picnic for their top performing branch. To her dismay, this is the group she got. Bryce tells Jimmy Rustler that because he’s within 20 feet of children he must put on the shirt. The shirt is a neon blue t-shirt that has RAPIST written in all caps on it. Jimmy says he doesn’t like to wear it as the shade of blue is disgusting (he’s not wrong). Timmy throws shit (yes, actual shit) at Helen and then pants her. She calls him a real comedian and grabs his arm to take him to detention. To which Cathy says “excuse me, do not grab my son like that.” And they start attacking each other. Timmy starts to walk away and runs into Jimmy. Sam sees this and tells Jimmy to get back from Timmy. Jimmy runs away and Sam gives Timmy a card that says No means no. Cathy tries to find Timmy and her mother’s adrenaline kicks in, she finds a lady and describes Timmy as “About this tall, clearly gay, but we haven’t had the talk.” Jurgen runs into Jimmy and says that he feels that his shirt is stylish, so they switch shirts. Vishalam Rangan runs into Japanese Girlfriend outside the porta potties. Japanese Girlfriend threatened to tell Bryce that Vishalam is actually a white woman pretending to be Indian, Vishalam pays her 50 cents and a Vons club card to keep her mouth shut. As Japanese Girlfriend walks away she drops her accent to call Vishalam a sucker. Jürgen finds Sam and asks him to help find his “concentration camp” Sam says the park is riddled with you rapers and then kicks Jürgen and screams like a vulture after he tries to touch Sam’s face. Grandpa runs into Donna, it’s inferred they were once in love, Donna said she called him the other day, but she really called Dorian and told him he was a old piece of shit, Dorian assumed this was the assistants and cried. Grandpa asks if Donna can help him find his family, and she says “Of course! That’ll give us a little time to catch up!” And plays with her hair. Grandpa immediately starts running away. Cathy, then goes to Elmer's office and interrogated him to tell him where her son is, he suggested retracing her steps, but only for her to destroy his office, then she runs onto Bryce’s company’s picnic table out of mother’s adrenaline and starts attacking Bryce with her baby. It is then revealed that all of this video has been Timmy playing with paper dolls of all the characters, and his field trip isn’t till tomorrow. Timmy throws Grandpa’s doll into the sand. And then we watch Grandpa walk through the desert telling Siri to find him a Pharmacist, Siri tells him she’s found 7 drug dealers nearby, and Grandpa compromises and says Alright.

## Characters

* Cathy
* Timmy
* Sam
* Donna Phitts
* Elmer
* Bryce Tankthrust
* Dorian Ditsen
* Jürgen Klausvonschwitz
* Helen Brownstein
* Japanese Girlfriend
* Grandpa
* Alex Rimmer
* Damian Ditsen
* Donovan (mentioned)
* Vishalam Rangan
* James Shaft
* Jimmy Rustler
* Craig Dildon
* Diesel
* Kevin

## Cast

Brandon Rogers - All the fucked up ones

Paulette Jones - Donna Phitts

Logan Bubar - Damien Ditsen

David Burton - Diesel

Davis Benz - Kevin

Ben Furney - American Boyfriend

Natalie Hawkins - Vishalam

Benjamin Hall - Jimmy

Stephen James - Craig

Stephen Rezza - James

Gabriel Gonzalez - Himself

## Trivia

* This video has every character Brandon had made at the time except for Deeno the Filipino