Crainer's Sand Castle

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**Crainer's Sand Castle** (also stylised as Crainer's Sandcastle) was the tallest residential structure by height from the upgrades of December 15, 2023, to the watchtower’s near complete demolition after the passing of Law 2 on December 20 2023, making it illegal, on December 23, 2023. After completion, Crainer owned, managed, and lived in the building from December 6 2023 to its demolition on January 20 2024

## Background

### Demolition of the Crain Crib

In the aftermath of the boxing fight between Crainer and Jelly, Jelly would lose all of his items and Crainer would steal them all. Jelly would build the King Glowey Statue, which was to the south of the Crain Crib. Crainer would decide that in order to turn his community farm into an actual community farm, he would demolish the Crain Crib to make way for an efficient entrance to his farm. After this, he would move underwater for just one episode, then call Slogo to fully demolish Jelly's Temple. They would find the labyrinth that is underneath his temple, and practically ravage the entire thing.

### Construction

After Jelly's Temple was fully raided and demolished, Crainer, with the help of Slogo, would create a mini castle, which he would name "Crainer's Sandcastle". Obviously, it was made out of sandstone.

### Dilemma

After Jelly found out his entire pyramid got demolished, he would aggressively confront Crainer with signs in his castle. Crainer would react by mining 10 diamonds  and harvesting crops and steak to give as an apology gift to Jelly. He would get humbled quickly after as if he just carelessly got bribed. However, Jelly continued complaining to Crainer that he needed a word apology. Crainer then responded by calling Jelly a crybaby and by making fun of his demands, considering that he gave him a valuable gift.

### Upgrades

Crainer would start to upgrade his sandcastle by adding a tall tower in a similar architecture to Slogo’s Lighthouse at the center of the castle. Because of this, some people in the comments section started to suspect that it very much looked like a boner that Crainer just built, and that the title and thumbnail of the video was “racist”.

### Against the law

After Jelly was elected mayor, his law was that any person living in a tower-like structure was now illegal. Because of this, effective within one week after December 20, 2023, Crainer's Sand Castle, alongside the Slogo Lighthouse was scheduled to be destroyed if the terms weren’t met by the 27th (postponed to the 3rd of the following month]. Ultimately, Crainer decided to demolish the watchtower almost entirely aside for a few spare blocks for length as a reminder of the watchtower. The structure remained untouched mainly due to the effects of Law 1 for 10 days, before the entire building became a wreck.

### Destruction and demolition

After Jelly rose to power as the mayor again as a *de facto* dictator, he instructed Slogo to demolish the remains of Floating Squid Island. Using TNT, apparently against Jelly’s wishes, Slogo blew up much of the area, ultimately blowing up more than Jelly requested, only wanting the citadel removed. However, while in the blasting process, Slogo decided that it would be funny to bombard the sandcastle that he helped build with a couple pieces of TNT, particularly in the southwest section, amplified by the fact that tensions with him and Crainer were very high at this point. This caused mass destruction to the building, making it inoperable to live in. After resolving the matter, Crainer demolished the ruins of the building, later building Crainer’s Viking Boat in its place, ironically also in the original place of Jelly’s Temple and prior to even the latter, the Sandy Hill.

## Trolls

Prior to January 13, Crainer's Sand Castle did not receive any player trolls after its construction. The only time anybody except for Crainer decided to tamper with the base was Jelly putting down signs. This is mainly from the fact that Slogo as mayor passed Law 1 and that nobody wants to be fined 10 diamonds . Following January 13, when Slogo bombed the building atop Floating Squid Island, it hasn’t been trolled, but for different, self explanatory reasons; there was nothing to troll.