Teams

There is an indeterminate number of **teams** in the Blaseball Underleagues, with entire divisions seeming to crop up and disappear regularly.

* Akron Rubbers
* Alma X's
* Anchorage Midnight
* Antarctica Cubes
* Asheville Drafts
* Asphodel Unremarkables
* Atlanta Coke Bottles
* Atlanta International Airport Crew
* Atlantis Flakes
* Atlantis Sharkbait
* Austin Swapmeets
* Bakersfield Lovecats
* Beantown Bad Boys
* Beechworth Correctional Centre Slashers
* Bend Ben's
* Bermuda Triangles
* Bloomington Blooms
* Bordeaux Buppies
* Boston Flowers 2
* Boulder Little Rocks
* Chattanooga MoonPies
* Chestermere Bloody Caesars
* Chicxulub Impact
* Cleveland Secrets
* Cooperville Nancy Sinatras
* Dark West Carolina Floppers
* DC Current
* Delaware Flats
* Denton Death Metal Bands
* Denver Heterophobes
* Detroit Breakdown
* Durham Rallies
* East Texas Redman
* Edina Cake Eaters
* Everglades Skunk Apes
* Fairbanks Cold
* Fairfax Machines
* Gainesville Deadlifts
* Galapagos Blue Feet
* Galveston Squidrons
* Gary Jerry's
* Georgia Atlantises
* Geetroit Manufacturers
* Grange City Greys
* Gondwanaland Sauropods
* The Goose
* Grand Forks Splorks
* Greenwich Laser Beams
* Hackensack Ack-Ack-Ack-Acks
* Harpers Ferry Abolitionists
* Harrisburg Fax Machines
* Hartford Permanent Assurance
* Havana Feetleeses
* Hong Kong Kong Hongs
* Honkbal Hoofdklasse
* Honolulu Sweet Stuff
* Houston Sighs
* Indianapolis Cheese Graters
* Infinite Cows
* Internet Dingbats
* Jacksonville Jet Skis
* Jakarta Jabronis
* Jersey City Bicep Curls
* Juneau Melt
* Kerguelen Mollymawks
* Key West Funky Chickens
* Knoxville Knitters
* Knoxville Jackasses
* Labrador Newfoundlands
* Lagrange Point Anomalies
* Las Vegas Janitorial Staff
* Laval Microbes
* Lima Beanie Babies
* Limited Taquitos
* Little Rock Boulders
* Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Lambs
* Long Island Twins
* Louisville Medicine
* Melbourne Coffee Cups
* Mesquite Cutlets
* Meridian Timekeepers
* Metro East Mudpuppies
* Middle Texas Purplefolk
* Minnesota Flats
* Milwaukee Bluers
* Modesto Five-Thirtys
* Monsterrat Monster Rats
* Moorhead Lips
* Moscow Cowmoss
* Napoli Dandruffs
* New York Dreamers
* Newfoundland Labradors
* Oberammergau Spitzen
* Ocean City Splinters
* Olympia Dukakis
* Olympus Mons Redjays
* Omaha Bay Bees
* Oregon Seaglobes
* Orlando Roller Coasters
* Palm Beach Trust Funds
* Paris Communes
* Parkway Porkrollers
* Pensacola Panhandles
* Permian Basin Abyssal Copepods
* Phoenix Cacti
* Pittsburgh Agars
* Pittsburgh Slagheaps
* Point Nemo Agoraphobes
* Point Pleasant Cryptids
* Ponder Osas
* Popcorn Lungs
* Portland Anglers
* Portland Colossi
* Punxsutawney Meteorologists
* Quantum Conundrums
* Radio City Shockwaves
* Raleigh Durums
* Redrock Gemstones
* Roanoke Secrets
* Rochester Programming Sox
* Roswell Grays
* Rotterdam Clog Thieves
* Salem Oregons
* Salt Lake City Blacklungs
* Scranton Squonks
* Scunthorpe Tossers
* Sea of Tranquility Navigators
* Shreveport Stevedores
* Skamania Batsquatches
* South Miami Traffic
* Springfield One of a Kinds
* St. Louis Provel
* Suscon Screamer
* Superior Spray
* Tallahassee Belligerent College Kids
* Tokyo Melancholy
* Toronto Bellhops
* Tranquility Strongarms
* Trenton Centrists
* Tucson Cactuses
* Ulaanbaatar Horseradishes
* Unterammergau Talen
* Vancouver Jet Streams
* Victoria Doppelgangers
* Washington Footballteam
* West Texas Bluelady
* Wichita Falls Fleshpits
* Wild Wings Legal Team
* Woodinville RainSongs
* Yharnam Retinas
* Yokohama Walkers
* Yorkshire Hills
* Zyglrox Peripheries
* Zzyzx Zzzs
* 'Oumuamua Mwah-Mwahs