Christmas Party

**Christmas Party** is the second episode of Season 1B of *The Family*, and the twelfth episode overall.It was released on December 15, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Tomdy as Tom Dylan
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Queen Steph as Queen Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Lentimassu as Lentimassu
* Penny as Penny
* Sally as Sally
* Nimbus as Nimbus
* Binkx as Binkx the Cat
* Natsu as Natsu the Cat
* Dodo as Dodo The Cat

## Guest Stars

* Wubbzy as Wubbzy
* Emily Rose Everhard as Young Steph
* Bailee Madison as Rose

## Episode

*FLASHBACK: A long, long, time ago...*

*A young Steph sobbed as she sat across from her mother.*

*YOUNG STEPH: Why can't you do this for me?!*

*CLAIRE: Because I'm not going to become a prostitute just so you can have a sister, WTF?!*

*YOUNG STEPH: You are the worst mother ever! I wish daddy was still here!*

*Claire glared as Steph stormed out of the room, taking out a bottle of wine even though it was early in the morning, and took a swig.*

*Steph sadly looked at pictures of her and her father, but gasped when she heard movement from the closet.*

*YOUNG STEPH: Hello?*

*A person emerged from the closet - it was a little girl!*

*YOUNG STEPH: Wow! Are you my new sister?*

*The girl looked scared.*

*GIRL: Aren't you going to kill me...?*

*YOUNG STEPH: Why would I do that?*

*GIRL: Your mom, s-sh-sh-*

*CLAIRE: (off screen) STEPH! Who are you talking to?*

*YOUNG STEPH: No one mother!*

*GIRL: You're not evil?*

*YOUNG STEPH: Of course not! What were you saying about my mother?*

*GIRL: ...Nothing, forget about it.*

**PRESENT**

Steph and Bela stood confidently in front of the judge, with Lenti beside them.

JUDGE: Your bail...is approved.

STEPH: thanks boo

BELA: wow im actually happy for once

JUDGE: However

BELA: shit

JUDGE: it will not go into effect until tomorrow night

STEPH: um I don't think that's how bails work

JUDGE: i don't care you're both bitches you deserve it

LENTI: well I guess the party is postponed until tomorrow???

BELA: UGH

*At the house*

LENTI: OK, OK, so their bail was approved.

DODO: fucking abortion clinic ass burger

LENTI: but they won't be back until tomorrow night

MANDY: why

LENTI: because they're bitches

MANDY: why

LENTI: idk man

MANDY: why

LENTI: do I look like a mexican fortune teller to you ??? ask Jessica bitch

MANDY: why

TOM: stop

MANDY: why

DODO: fucking white people

*In Tom and Mandy's house*

*Tom watches as Mandy looks at herself in the mirror*

TOM: I almost forgot you were pregnant lol

MANDY: why because im always skinny? :)

TOM: no because you're always fat

MANDY: true

*Suddenly, Wubbzy barges into the room!*

TOM: what the hell are you doing here linda clark

WUBBZY: I will never die until I destory ISIS

MANDY: why do you have a gun

WUBBZY: I have been told that my baby will grow up to be the future leader of ISIS

TOM: what the actual fuck drugs are you on

MANDY: wait what

WUBBZY: and right now, you're pregnant with my baby

MANDY: what are you saying

Wubbzy lifted the gun at Mandy's stomach

TOM: what the hell stop

WUBBZY: My name is Linda Clark

MANDY: tom do something!!

WUBBZY: and I will destory ISIS

***BOOM***

*Steph and Bela boredly sat in their cell, counting down the minutes before they could go home*

STEPH: why are you even satan if you cant do shit

BELA: what happened to dad and why am I satan again ??

STEPH: what

BELA: you never talk about it

STEPH: why the hell are you turning into every 7-year old with a single mom from a movie

BELA: tell me bitch

STEPH: try me bitch

BELA: tell me

STEPH: no

BELA: please

STEPH: you never say please unless you want something

BELA: I want you to tell me about dad and me being satan

STEPH: omg fine fine

BELA: yay i always get my way

STEPH: spoiled ass bitch

BELA: stfu and tell me what happened to dad

STEPH: gather around, slut. it's a long story

*STEPH: (voiceover) Once upon a time, there were two sisters: Steph and Rose.*

*Two young girls played in a field of flowers, making flower crowns and acting like basic white girls.*

*STEPH: (voiceover) In reality, they weren't really sisters - or even related to eachother. But, they were extremely close and were basically like sisters.*

*STEPH: (voiceover) BUT, it was a forbidden friendship. Rose was the daughter of Steph's Mother's sworn enemy - Barbie Bitch.*

*Flashback to Claire pushing Ken and Barbie off of the cliff.*

*STEPH: (voiceover) You see, Barbie was a slut. She had sex with almost everyone, and eventually got knocked up. She had Rose a little before the Barbie + Ken incident, and little did Steph's Mother know, little baby Rose was watching the incident the whole time!*

*A baby's eyes widened as she saw her mother being pushed off the cliff.*

*STEPH: (voiceover) Though she was young, Rose would never forget the face of the woman who killed her mother.*

*The baby watching the incident turned into a young girl watching Claire and Steph laugh as they ate at a cafe.*

*STEPH: (voiceover) Rose wanted to kill Steph to hurt Claire - Yeah, she was a psycho little bitch. Anyways, she was hiding in Steph's closet one morning, planning to come out and kill Steph.*

*Rose waited for Steph in a closet, while listening to the argument from the start of the episode.*

*STEPH: (voiceover) Steph and Rose became the best of friends, and Steph would sneak Rose into her room every night so she had a place to sleep. Rose never told Steph about her mother killing her mother, but convinced Steph it'd be bad to tell Claire about her.*

**PRESENT**

BELA: what did that have to do anything with me being satan or dad

STEPH: this is part one obvi this scene is getting too long

BELA: what

STEPH: we need more scenes to even it out ??

BELA: stop breaking the fourth wall

STEPH: fight me

BELA: Im crying when are we getting out of here?? Melanie Martinez is a judge on RuPaul's drag race tonight

STEPH: Soon...soon.

*At the house*

CRIMINAL: WHERE ARE THEY

LENTI: lol no one is here what

CLAIRE: im here

LENTI: Yeah but you're always drunk so you don't count

CLAIRE: True

CRIMINAL: Like where is Mandy and Tom they should be here by now

CLAIRE: hopefully they're buying alcohol

LENTI: They should be on their way

CRIMINAL: Call them for me

LENTI: OK

...

...

LENTI: No answer

CRIMINAL: Ugh!

CLAIRE: maybe they're drunk

CRIMINAL: that's you

LENTI: Would you like me to check up on them ??

CRIMINAL: Yes, and make sure they come over

*Lenti arrived at Tom and Mandy's house*

LENTI: hello bitches

*All Lenti could hear was sobbing*

LENTI: they must be having sex

*He walked up the steps*

LENTI: THERE IS A CHRISTMAS PARTY THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO ATTEND

TOM: SHUT UP

*Lenti frowned, continuing to walk up the steps and down the hall, to find Mandy and Tom standing over a dead body.*

LENTI: omg

MANDY: go away!!

LENTI: omg

MANDY: Wubbzy killed my baby! So I killed him!

LENTI: omg

TOM: you can't tell anyone about this

LENTI: omg

TOM: pls

LENTI: There is a Christmas party so guys should totally come!!

TOM: ok

MANDY: wtf my baby just died

LENTI: there will be cookies.

TOM: ok

MANDY: omg fine I guess  I can get drunk to calm myself

*Part 2 - It's Not A Party Without Revelations*

BELA: continue

STEPH: fine

*STEPH: (voiceover) Steph finally met the man of her dreams - Lucifer.*

*Steph was holding hands with a brown-haired hot guy.*

*BELA: (voiceover) Wait, what?! Lucifer?!*

*STEPH: (voiceover) uh yeah?*

*BELA: (voiceover) you do know Lucifer is the name of a demon right?*

*STEPH: (voiceover) Anyways, Steph and Luci were two teens crazy in love - but Rose had feelings for...STEPH!*

 POLICE OFFICER: Alright, Steph, Isabela, let's go.

BELA: WAIT, mommy finish the story!

STEPH: I am hungry, definitely looking forward to dinner tonight!

*At the house*

BELA: Mommystorymommystorymommystorymommystory

STEPH: Oh look, Melanie Martinez!

BELA: Wait what?!

*When Bela turned her head, Steph ran away from her*

BELA: ........

CRIMINAL: ALRIGHT EVERYONE, DINNER TABLE!

*The family gathered at the table.*

CRIMINAL: We are here today, to figure out who really killed Ricardo Dylan!

MANDY: I want more drinks

CLAIRE: Preach

BELA: Where is the food

CRIMINAL: You will all get those things AFTER we figure it out!

NIMBUS: No need to figure it out!!!

BELA: What

NIMBUS: We already figured out who it is!

PENNY: Get ready for this mother fuckers

SALLY: IT'S DODO

DODO: What the fuck flower santa hat anus hole

NATSU :O

DODO: Shut the fuck up

NATSU: :(

NIMBUS: Actually it's Sally

SALLY: WHAT

PENNY: yeah bitch

BELA: she's a fucking dog how the fuck would she kill the bitch

NIMBUS: Sally was the mastermind, someone else carried out the plan

SALLY: no

PENNY: We know you killed him

SALLY: I thought you were my friends

PENNY: friends don't let other friends get away with murder

SALLY: that doesn't make sense

DODO: your fat doesn't make sense

SALLY: OK

NIMBUS: shut the fuck up murdering bitch

SALLY: you know what

PENNY: what slut

SALLY: Shut the fuck up

PENNY: excuse me hoe

SALLY: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I may be a bitch, but I'm not dumb! I know somene paid you to say it was me, and I'm so fucking done with your bullshit of a friendship.

DODO: lol

SALLY: And you Dodo, you're the worst of them all!! You're a little bitchy slut whore bag ass faced hag fuck moan hoe!

DODO: ...

DODO: ....

BELA: oh shit

STEPH: well

CLAIRE: what the actual fuck

SALLY: fuck all of you

STEPH: WAIT

SALLY: ?

STEPH: I agree with you

CRIMINAL: me 2

BELA: what are you doing

STEPH: Nimbus, Penny, get out of my house!

CRIMINAL: WHAT

BELA: WHAT

CLAIRE: WHAT

MANDY: ALCOHOL

STEPH: Get out of my house, we don't do blackmail

BELA: Actual-

STEPH: Leave

NIMBUS: fine

PENNY: ugh!

*Nimbus and Penny walked out of the door.*

STEPH: Now

STEPH: This is not going to be a Christmas Party about finding out who this stupid killer is! WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO ENJOY OURSELVES FOR ONCE! SO: BREAK OUT THE WINE, ORDER SOME PIZZA, AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!

BELA: ok

CLAIRE: as long as there is alcohol

*The Family enjoyed their evening, actually having decent conversations with each other and having fun with each other. Dodo didn't say anything trashy, the cats comforted Mandy, and Tom didn't get distracted by Jessica. However, the killer was upset that his minions - Nimbus and Penny, failed, and angrily stared at them through the window.*