Episode 165 - Just Search Turtles

## Intro

**Episode description:**
turtle.fyi/whateveryouwant

**Opening Quote:**
Cyrus: I'm here to check your pipes.

**Player introduction:**
Sean: Hello and welcome to another episode of the tabletop champions podcast, I'm Sean your dungeon master and with me tonight we have Kyle who plays Cam...

Kyle: Save me.

Sean: Lauren who plays Dagna...

Lauren: The wizard cast darkness on a group of will-o'-wisps. They were de-lighted.

Sean: Stephanie who plays Boone...

Stephanie (in Boone's voice): Ahoy-hoy.

Sean: Ben who plays Kallas...

Ben (in Kallas' voice): Greetings.

Sean: And Matt who plays Cyrus.

Matt (in Cyrus' voice): Look into my eye.

## Episode Summary

* The episode begins with the party sailing to the Scarlet Coast Forest onboard the Wavebreaker. Dagna finds a message in a bottle. When she opens it, the bottle grows and swallows the ship, transporting them to the Plane of Mischief. A letter from Grifto appears, requesting that they retrieve a tune from a ship under an inn on the nearby island. He promises them treasure if they succeed, and death if they fail, with disintegration ray sharks preventing their escape. captain Mythail sends the party on their newly found mission while she and the crew drink rum and enjoy some time off. The party plans to tow a dinghy with the flying carpet, and Kallas asks if anyone could befriend the disintegration ray sharks. Grifto's voice compliments him on his ingenuity, and a trenchcoat appears on Kallas, hiding a spring-loaded boxing glove that can punch people and shove them 5 feet away.
* They successfully make their way to the island, where they see a tavern, and a map appears in the boat. Seeing an apparent shortcut through the plumbing in the tavern, they pretend to be plumbers in the employ of Grifto. A woman lets them inside and warns them to avoid her son, who's locked in a room downstairs. As they go to investigate the plumbing, they overhear the occupants of the tavern plotting to get the treasure. The woman comes downstairs and seems to beat the unseen occupant of the locked room. When she leaves, Dagna goes into the room, now unlocked, and finds an ogre playing a music box and sobbing. She plays along with the tune and gives him food, befriending him. When she offers him freedom, he starts screaming for freedom, bringing the woman back downstairs. Cam smooths over the incident by pretending the plumbing is very bad. Dagna finds a secret passage in the fireplace. They attempt to set the ogre free and bring him with them, but the woman and her family come back downstairs. Dagna casts Crown of Madness on her, the ogre breaks free, and the party makes their way down the passage while the family chases the ogre, fails, then goes to follow the party down the passage.
* The party comes to a room full of crisscrossing pipes leaking acid. Kallas guides them through, and they come to a passage containing spider silk stretching to the unknown. They set it on fire, and most of the party is blinded by smoke. They hear chitinous chittering, and bats come flying down the passageway. The episode ends with Cyrus being yanked down the passageway by an unseen monster.

## Memorable Quotes

Lauren: And then you float on down through a creepy skull, and plop down the waterfall, and that's where things oh holy shit there's a dead dude on a throne down there.

Cyrus: Same shit, different day.

## Trivia

The ogre and his family were introduced this episode.