Christmas Q&A!

"**Christmas Q&A!"** aka *December Bonus Ep!* is the thirteenth Patreon episode of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*It's Christmastime and we're unwrapping your Q's and gifting you some sweet juicy A's!*

## Questions

1. If you guys could choose anyone to score a film of yours, who would it be?
2. I texted you a brilliant question two weeks ago, use it or lose it baby. (Pat chooses use it). So I was interested in your opinions on where the line is between a movie being influenced by another movie or when it's just a rip-off. Does the amount of time between movies matter or is it just about how slickly it's done? The end of Mr. Robot rubbed me the wrong way. It was just a straight up Fight Club rip-off and even played that Pixies song. Tarantino does it a lot, but I never know the references so I've been okay with it. Mr. Robot was the first time I thought it was just a flat-out rip-off. This might be because I'm getting older and my references are further and more reaching. What do you think?
3. If you could each pick one actor to get the Travolta in Pulp Fiction treatment in 2019, who would you pick and what kind of vehicle would you give them?
4. I love Sweeney Todd. Would you guys consider covering it on We'll See You In Hell?
5. I found this podcast through Joe being on Never Not Funny. Any talk of Pat going on and Joe doing another episode?
6. Who was the inspiration for you two to get into the comedy world?
7. I'm always looking to add to my collections. So if you had to recommend only one movie and one vinyl that you think everyone should own, what would they be? Also, would ya'll please make a trip to Texas.
8. Would either or both of you be game to dress up as Mrs. Claus, cover yourselves in wrapping paper, and let me open you as a gift under the tree on Christmas morn? Nothing sexual and you can leave as I unwrapped you. Wouldn't even need to talk, just looking to spice up my holiday, let me know.
9. Do either of you believe in the Illuminati or Hollywood cultism?
10. Patrick, I'm taking a trip to good ol' Reno soon. What are your favorite games to gamble on and do you have any strategies you can bestow on me? Much appreciated my friend, keep up the excellent work. Oh, and I love you too Joe.
11. Can you both name a picture or two that made you cry? Thank you.
12. Are you guys thinking of doing any live shows in and around Chicago? If not, where do you think your next live show will be?
13. Copland is an A+. But do either of you guys find it troubling that a scene is devoted to a great Figgis monologue where he tells Freddy to be smart, to zig, to zag, Freddy then proceeds to do the least amount of zig-zagging I've ever seen a hero do. It really eats at me.
14. Career goals for the future? Y'all seem so successful already, it's always great to hear whate else you're still working towards.
15. What are the scariest situations or stories from your personal lives?
16. What are your and Joe's top 5 favorite comedy movies of all time? It could probably be its own episode, but I need lists dammit! Happy holidays, thanks for the laughs.
17. Who was your favorite weaselesque movie villain? Not the main villain, but more along the lines of Burke in Aliens.
18. If you had to cast each other in a romantic comedy, which one would it be?
19. Are there any movies that truly scare you as jaded adults and if so, have the chills worn off after multiple viewings or do they still scare you every time you watch them?
20. Have you seen The Christmas Chronicles on Netflix yet and what did you think?
21. If I go to Vegas and bet my ass and lose, does the casino pay for lipo or do I?
22. When will you fellas review the Alejando Jodorowsky vehicle Santa Sangre on the show?
23. I think I remember hearing you guys talk about being a Mark Duplass fan. Did you guys enjoy Creep 1 and Creep 2?
24. What do you guys think about Mystery Science Theater 3000? Do you like the old version or new version, or neither, or both?
25. How do you rank the Indiana Jones movies and why?
26. When are you going to do Noises Off?
27. Tell us your thoughts on Jeff Goldblum.
28. Do you guys have any good Christmas traditions? I see a movie every year on Christmas Day, wonder if you guys do or have a favorite holiday film you watch?
29. What's the latest in your record collections, it could be recent stuff or old finds?
30. Why haven't you guys watched the DVD I sent to Joe of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace? No excuses about regions, it's Matt Berry's finest role.
31. If you were trapped on a desert island together, how many days would pass before you had sex with each other?
32. What's your favorite movie that takes place all in one day? I'll say Clerks.
33. Top 3 movies/TV shows of the year? I know you said everything stinks lately, but there should be three good things from 2018.
34. Did the two of you ever go back and see if that Burt Young play got any better?
35. What was Pat's dad's reaction when he received the infamous brown speckled North Face jacket?
36. Any chance of doing the movie Overlord on the pod?
37. When are you going on tour? Mama's ready to start planning.
38. Who can do the better Vincent Price impersonation between Pat and Joe? Here's a line to try: the foulest stench is in the air, the funk of 40,000 years?
39. Why did you two start the podcast? What is the origin story of We'll See You In Hell?
40. Joe, why don't you have a car?
41. Hollywood is littered with hopeless sequels and remakes, but which horror movie would you personally feel you could make better as writers/directors if someone threw a bunch of money at you?
42. What podcast would either of you most want to be a guest on? Hope to hear another commentary ep soon.
43. Will the new Godzilla movie starring Eleven and the Hand of the King be a piece of shit?
44. Do you think it's possible to ever make a decent video game movie or should they leave well enough alone? Also Joe, I wanted to ask, what was it like to be in Grand Theft Auto V?
45. Best non-sexual nude scene in a movie?
46. Pat, will you ever have Joe on Cool Kids?
47. What's the scariest horror movie franchise?