Competitive Mario Maker is Impossible...

"*If you get in my mouth, you'll have a pretty good time. Trust me. You could not live without a Yoshi. Where did that bring you, Luigi? Back to me.*" —Desbug quotes Thanos
**Competitive Mario Maker is Impossible...** is the 232nd video of the Desbug Tuber channel. In this video, Desbug plays Multiplayer Versus, speaks the secret Bulbous Language, and confronts hamburgers and plants. He also joins the Garbage Bois.

## Synopsis

Refusing to include an intro to his Pink S+ journey, Desbug declares an F and carries a Luigi through a Triple Goomba Stack, Ravine, Big Goomba, Goomba Koopa, and Triple-7 Goomba Stack. However, Luigi is killed by a hamburger and a dejected Desbug watches the plumber's brother come to the Goal Pole in a gross manner.

Desbug finally plays *tower defense* and experiences Power-Up Lag jank before winning using strategic and a Luigi Time leap of faith. Playing a classic Battle for the Clear Condition Level, the gamer vibes on a Seesaw and hopes that the device vibes in him. Becoming the Winnamon against the Red Man, the gamer quotes Thanos and wins with the power of Yoshi.

Desbug speaks the secret Bulbous Language with BulbusHead as he faces Bosss Mom and [[=<^.^>=b]]. However, the gamer is unable to be patient and not hasty. Boss Mom wins despite Desbug's improved soul, and he faces the two behemoths Deminn and rocaletapa. Facing a Venus Flytrap, the gamer loses, faces a Timeout Banger, and does absolutely nothing for five frames. Losing to fishyz\_23 as Deadman, Desbug joins the Garbage Bois and loses to KingBooSSJ, becoming a little bit behind.

In a 1v1 against Heybo758, Desbug seeks to become the Gamer and cheats for a second chance. Becoming king of either Pong, gaming, Mario, or losing and then winning, Desbug shuts his brain down and holds forward. Wiggly wigglers and hamburgers distract him from plants and stupid turtle idiots. The gamer then becomes a mature person and enters *RandyLand the beginning*. Trolling, Desbug griefs flashyonde, Memoga, and DOMNI8 before getting shot in the face.

Dominate wins and Desbug enters the gates of Hell (Super Jail) after getting Buzzsawed in the skull. Despite avoiding Goombas and Fish, Desbug realizes that Plants are the secret enemy. Wondering if Todd and Toadette are cousins or brothers, the gamer dodges an assassination attempt and explores different houses in a disgusting level. Finding his Pink S+ task impossible, Desbug enters *win if u can* but can't.

Team Strats are just enough to get Desbug the Fourlane Win as he enters *3-1 The adventure in the desert* with OiRoiZoiYT, CheeseGuld, and Onion Guy. Carried by Onion Guy the Bulbous Queen, Desbug accidentally fails to give the Guy the win but teamwork nonetheless. Facing Clear Pipe Goombas' Balls, Desbug meets DezbugFan, YOSHAAAAAA, and Fishyz but is unable to become a professional Cat.

Desbug refuses to care about money and sings. Bamboozled by the Vine, he loses to Mike:10, is outlawed from casinos, and faces obstinate Plants. Papa Bandy wins, but Desbug gets Pink Coins when he goes left. Although lag tries to deny him movement, the gamer dodges a Red Koopa Troopa and leaves The Boys™ before showing a subscribing stastistic using Adobe Stock.

## Description

"I'm going for the pink S-plus rank peeps, join the Uchiha clan and witness it happen in some years (maybe)"

## Fan response

* "I could just imagine Desbug learning Toad language in Uni" —Eleanor Spencer
* "2:40 'It's a secret bulbous language.'
"As a bulbous head, i can confirm this is true." —Team Blue Toad