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Episode 31

## Episode Guide

**Ezra**: "Time Crisis is back. The election's over. We got a lot to talk about."

**Jake**: [Quoting Trump, laughing] "Nobody respects women more than I do!"

**Ezra**: "Good lord. On this episode, Jake and I will be talking about our feelings looking towards the future, but also paying tribute to Leonard Cohen - a great songwriter who passed away at 82. All this, plus Lay's potato chips. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

The first episode post Trump's presidential election, Jake & Ezra break down their thoughts on the various reasons people claim led to his victory (the electoral college, voter suppression, sexism, etc). When their discussions get too heated they throw on Genesis' "In Too Deep" as a palate cleanser. Jake tries out some specialty flavor Lay's potato chips (including 'southern biscuits and gravy', which he hates), before Ezra launches into a deep lyrical & Biblical analysis on Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" in tribute of the songwriter's recent death. Jake claims that the Bible isn't as good as Guided By Voices. The Top Five covers the tumultuous year of 1968, and the pair wonder whether Paul McCartney would accept an invitation from Trump to visit the White House. Jake postulates that John Lennon would refuse if invited, proving he is the better artist.

### Continuity

* In My Neighborhood
* Bruce Springsteen
* Episode 27 - "Hey Jude"

## Music

### Top Five

2016
1. "Black Beatles (feat. Gucci Mane)" - Rae Sremmurd
2. "Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)" - The Weeknd
3. "24K Magic" - Bruno Mars
4. "Closer (feat. Halsey)" - The Chainsmokers
5. "Don't Wanna Know (feat. Kendrick Lamar)" - Maroon 5

1968
1. "Hey Jude" - The Beatles
2. "Those Were the Days (New Stereo Recording)" - Mary Hopkins
3. "Love Child" - Diana Ross & The Supremes
4. "Magic Carpet Ride" - Steppenwolf
5. "Hold Me Tight" - Johnny Nash

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "You Want It Darker" - Leonard Cohen
* "The Space Program" - A Tribe Called Quest
* "In Too Deep" - Genesis
* "We the People...." - A Tribe Called Quest
* "Whateva Will Be" - A Tribe Called Quest
* "Can I Kick It? (J. Cole Remix)" - A Tribe Called Quest
* "Turn Up (feat. Young Thug)" - Felix Snow
* "Half American" - The Derevolutions
* "Get Up and Get Out" - Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings
* "Hallelujah" - Jeff Buckley
* "Hallelujah" - Pentatonix
* "Hallelujah" - Leonard Cohen
* "Who By Fire" - Leonard Cohen
* "Hold Me Tight" - Johnny Nash
* "Don't Wanna Know (feat. Kendrick Lamar)" - Maroon 5
* "Magic Carpet Ride" - Steppenwolf
* "Closer (feat. Halsey)" - The Chainsmokers
* "Love Child" - Diana Ross & The Supremes
* "24K Magic" - Bruno Mars
* "Those Were the Days (New Stereo Recording)" - Mary Hopkins
* "Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)" - The Weeknd
* "Hey Jude" - The Beatles
* "Black Beatles (feat. Gucci Mane)" - Rae Sremmurd
* "Without a Heart" - Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings
Episode 51

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis. Episode 51. Jake returns from Vermont. We'll talk about that plus weather - cold, cold east coast weather. All this, plus Zack Fox, the artist formerly known as Bootymath. We'll also count down the top five hits of today and 1980. This is a very special Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

The Crew chat about going off the grid, Wendy's' salad bars, and Ezra reminisces over cold east coast weather. Ezra and Jake christen a new segment with guest Zachary Fox, who takes us from morning glory to the wilds of late night dark web surfing. They think about the likely hip hop roots of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" and bring up the genre jumping craziness of Stevie Wonder's *Hotter Than July* album. Taylor Swift's return to the charts promotes a deep dive into the lyrics of "Look What You Made Me Do", and the episode rounds out with a discussion on the ethics of celebrity political silence.

### Segments

* What's Your Day to Day Like?
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Neo Yokio

* Bruce Springsteen

* Vampire Weekend

* Grateful Dead

## Music

### Top Five

2017
1. "...Ready For It?" - Taylor Swift
2. "Look What You Made Me Do" - Taylor Swift
3. "Dusk Till Dawn (feat. Sia)" - ZAYN
4. "1-800-273-8255 (feat. Alessia Cara & Khalid)" - Logic
5. "Out Loud" - Gabbie Hanna

1980
1. "Upside Down" - Diana Ross
2. "All Out of Love" - Air Supply
3. "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen
4. "Give Me the Night" - George Benson
5. "Lookin' for Love" - Johnny Lee

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "I Hit the Jackpot" - Neil Sedaka
* "Party Line" - The Kinks
* "Ode to Viceroy" - Mac DeMarco
* "Oh Sheit It's X" - Thundercat
* "Wake Up" - Run-DMC
* "Never Catch Me (feat. Kendrick Lamar)" - Flying Lotus
* "Show You the Way (feat. Michael McDonald & Kenny Loggins)" - Thundercat
* "New Coat of Paint" - Tom Waits
* "Lookin' for Love" - Johnny Lee
* "Out Loud" - Gabbie Hanna
* "Give Me the Night" - George Benson
* "1-800-273-8255 (feat. Alessia Cara & Khalid)" - Logic
* "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen
* "Happy Birthday" - Stevie Wonder
* "Master Blaster (Jammin')" - Stevie Wonder
* "I Ain't Gonna Stand For It" - Stevie Wonder
* "Dusk Till Dawn (feat. Sia)" - ZAYN
* "All Out of Love" - Air Supply
* "Look What You Made Me Do" - Taylor Swift
* "Upside Down" - Diana Ross
* "...Ready For It?" - Taylor Swift
* "Kids" - Sleigh Bells
* "Donald Trump (Black Version)" - The Time
Episode 84

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis, 2019. Enter the 2019-verse. Today on Time Crisis, Jake and I will be talking about a song we shoulda talked about a long time ago. This time it's not "Jokerman" - it's "Jamflowman". All that, plus a healthy dose of 1999 nostalgia. Plus the top five hits on iTunes today. Welcome to Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ezra and Jake talk the future living situation of aging millenials and Woodstock 2019. Twiddle's "Jamflowman" gets a deep dive, and the character is rasied to deity status within the TCU. A 1999 Top Five spurs detailed lyrics discussions over "...Baby One More Time" and "Nobody's Supposed to Be Here".

### Continuity

* Jokerman
* Grateful Dead
* Episode 83 - *The Sopranos* discussion
* "Jamflowman" played previously
* Nick Weidenfeld takes the mic occasionally during the episode
* Episode 6  - Jake talks Thin Lizzy
* Bruce Springsteen
* Episode 12 - Bernie Sanders' album
* Episode 49 - Baseball walk out songs
* "Shallow"
* Seinfeld2000 mentioned as being out of the country
* Episode 79 - "wangs"

### Quotes

“We’re doing a hard 2pm, bellies full!” - Ezra

## Music

### Top Five

2019
1. "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee
2. "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
3. "Without Me" - Halsey
4. "High Hopes" - Panic! At the Disco
5. "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille

1999
1. "Have You Ever" - Brandy
2. "Nobody's Supposed to Be Here" - Deborah Cox
3. "...Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears
4. "Lately" - Divine
5. “Because of You” - 98°

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Electioneering" - Radiohead
* "Help the Aged" - Pulp
* "Woodstock" - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
* "Jamflowman" - Twiddle
* "Jokerman" - Bob Dylan"
* "John Henry" - Bruce Springsteen
* "The Music Never Stopped" - Grateful Dead
* "When It Rains It Poors" - Twiddle
* “Because of You” - 98°
* "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille
* "Lately" - Divine
* "High Hopes" - Panic! At the Disco
* "...Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears
* "Without Me" - Halsey
* "Nobody's Supposed to Be Here" - Deborah Cox
* "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
* "Have You Ever" - Brandy
* "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee
* "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen
Episode 64

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis, back once again. On this episode, we'll be joined by Chris Baio to explain to us the phenomenon known as "Shaggy/Sting" or "Sting/Shaggy". We'll also read some spicy listener emails and dig in to an incredible Top Five, featuring the music of 1972 and today. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Chris Baio - musician, of Vampire Weekend

### Topics

Ezra reminisces about east coast winters and recaps his Uber ride home from a Jack White show where his driver "played" him a remix/cover of "Seven Nation Army". He and Jake talks rocks songs played at sporting events before digging into a listener email on the musical glories of Oklahoma (compared to the severely lacking Connecticut). Chris Baio joins to explain the Shaggy/Sting collab and his love of *Sex and the City*. Seinfeld2000 joins a conversation about a theoretical *Avengers: Infinity War*-esque crossover of 90s TV shows. The Top Five sparks a tangent on the many covers of "Mbube"/"The Lion Sleeps Tonight", and the episode rounds out with a proposed Eagles jukebox musical.

### Segments

* Mail Bag
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Bruce Springsteen
* Episode 21 - Songs from each of the 50 states
* Episode 12 - Bernie Sanders' album
* Grateful Dead
* Bruce Springsteen
* Episode 28 - Baio's first appearance
* Episode 35 - *Frasier* theme song
* Episode 49 - grape ice cream
* Billy Joel

## Music

### Top Five

2018
1. "Found / Tonight" - Ben Platt & Lin-Manuel Miranda
2. "Meant to Be" - Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line
3. "Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)" - Lil Dicky
4. "God's Plan" - Drake
5. "Whatever It Takes" - Imagine Dragons

1972
1. "A Horse With No Name" - America
2. "Heart of Gold" - Neil Young
3. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Single Version)" - Robert John
4. "Puppy Love" - Donny Osmond
5. "Mother and Child Reunion" - Paul Simon

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "No Matter Where We Go" - Whitney
* "Seven Nation Army" - The White Stripes
* "Rock 'n' Roll (Part 2)" - Gary Glitter
* "Sweet Caroline" - Neil Diamond
* "Corporation" - Jack White
* "Beverly Hills" - Weezer
* "Call Me the Breeze" - J.J. Cale
* "Porcelain" - Deejay Heroes
* "Don't Make Me Wait" - Sting & Shaggy
* "Canary in a Colamine (Remastered 2003)" - The Police
* "Twisted" - Joni Mitchell
* "Sister of Pearl" - Baio
* "Mother and Child Reunion" - Paul Simon
* "Whatever It Takes" - Imagine Dragons
* "Puppy Love" - Donny Osmond
* "God's Plan" - Drake
* "The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Single Version)" - Robert John
* "The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)" - The Tokens
* "Mbube" - Miriam Makeba
* "Mbube" - Solomon Linda's Original Evening Birds
* "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" - R.E.M.
* "Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)" - Lil Dicky
* "Heart of Gold" - Neil Young
* "Meant to Be" - Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line
* "A Horse With No Name" - America
* "Found / Tonight" - Ben Platt & Lin-Manuel Miranda
Episode 123

## Episode Guide

"Hey, everybody, Time Crisis in a time of crisis. We're back, we're not gonna do the ABBA this week. We wanted to come back, we want to do an episode, we want to talk to each other and talk to other people. Obviously this is a very serious moment, so, you know, we wanted to come back with an episode but make sure we got to talk about what's going on and really think through some of the issues of the day. It's gonna be an interesting episode, we got uh, some interesting guests, and uh, of course some friends of the show. So, here we go, check it out."

## Episode

### Guests

* Alex S. Vitale - author and Professor of Sociology
* Winter - software programmer and "Starbucker"
* The Kid Mero - comedian

### Topics

Ezra and Jake start things off talking about some of the recent protests and the signs which Jake has seen at marches he attended. They move on to discussion on right-wing Dead Heads, looting during protests, and what change may come after protesting. Alex Vitale calls in to discuss his book *The End of Policing*, and breaks down the history of police forces, the criminalization of drugs, and what society cuold look like if police were abolished. Winter gives updates on his current leg of Starbucking and the challenges which the COVID-19 pandemic still presents to such an activity. Mero calls to chat about the members of Nirvana and their (real or theoretical) stances on Trump and the Black Lives Matter movement. He talks frankly about his negative interactions with police and the deeply rooted problems which plague police forces in the United States.

### Continuity

* Episode 115 - Chunky Dunkys
* Vampire Weekend
* Grateful Dead
* Episode 105 - Right-wing Dead Heads
* Episode 35 - *Citizen Coke*
* Starbucks
* Episode 95 - Portmanteau
* Episode 31 - John Lennon's hypothesized Trump views

### Fun Facts

This episode was recorded via FaceTime, with none of the hosts in the same room, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

## Music

### Songs Played

* "Cumberland Blues" - Chalres Bradley & Menahan Street Band
* "Cut Me" - Moses Sumney
* "Fair Chance (feat. Ty Dolla $ign & Lil B)" - Thundercat
* "ZORA" - Jamila Woods
* "Playground" - Steve Lacy
* "Water Me Down" - Vagabon
* "Chaing Gang (The Work Song)" - Nina Simone
* "Afirika" - Angélique Kidjo
* "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Robert Glasper
* "Eugene" - Arlo Parks
* "Orlando" - Blood Orange
Episode 133

## What About PA with Daniel Ralston

### Description

The crew on Yuengling and Hershey and TikTok, plus a tribute to Eddie Van Halen.

### Hosts

Ezra Koenig
Jake Longstreth
Seinfeld2000
Nick Weidenfeld

## Episode Guide

"300 years of Pennsylvania history, *plus*.. Korean *Billboard* history, *plus*, TikTok, *plus*, Colorado history. This is a very historical episode of *Time*... C... R... I... S... I... *Ssss*..."

## Episode

### Topics

The Crew talk in depth about Van Halen and Eddie Van Halen's distinctive playing style, including his work on Michael Jackson's "Beat It". They touch on other heavy metal bands before talking about Jolly Rancher candies. Daniel Ralston joins to discuss the state of Pennsylvania and Hershey's products, including the Yuengling Hershey's Chocolate Porter. The Vampire Weekend "Campus" TikTok trend is explained with Ezra breaking down the song's meaning and the tendency of people to misinterpret the band's self-titled album. The episode closes out with a 2008 Top Five and musing on what the Vampire Weekend McDonald's meal would be like.

### Segments

* Time Crisis Hotline
* Mail Bag

### Continuity

* Episode 89 -  Van Halen's "Jump"
* Grateful Dead
* Episode 35 - *The Founder* discussion
* Episode 130 - "Guacamole technology"
* Billy Joel
* Vampire Weekend
* Lonnie's Dad

### Fun Facts

This episode was recorded via FaceTime, with none of the hosts in the same room, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

## Music

### Top Five

From *Billboard*

2020
1. "Dynamite" - BTS
2. "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" - Cardi B
3. "Holy (feat. Chance the Rapper)" - Justin Bieber
4. "Laugh Now Cry Later (feat. Lil Durk)" - Drake
5. "Mood (feat. iann dior)" - 24kGoldn

2008
1. "Whatever You Like" - T.I.
2. "So What" - P!nk
3. "Love Lockdown" - Kanye West
4. "Disturbia" - Rihanna
5. "Paper Planes" - M.I.A.

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Jump" - Van Halen
* "Eruption" - Van Halen
* "You Really Got Me" - Van Halen
* "Beat It" - Michael Jackson
* "Symphony of Destruction" - Megadeath
* "Peace Sells" - Megadeath
* "Suga Mama" - Beyoncé
* "Colonel Forbin's Ascent (Live)" - Phish
* "Allentown" - Billy Joel
* "Campus" - Vampire Weekend
* "Paper Planes" - M.I.A.
* "Mood (feat. iann dior)" - 24kGoldn
* "Disturbia" - Rihanna
* "Laugh Now Cry Later (feat. Lil Durk)" - Drake
* "Love Lockdown" - Kanye West
* "Holy (feat. Chance the Rapper)" - Justin Bieber
* "So What" - P!nk
* "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" - Cardi B
* "Whatever You Like" - T.I.
* "Dynamite" - BTS
Core Values

First mentioned on the *Time Crisis* Twitter on December 20, 2016, the Crisis Crew Core Values are principles upon which all members of the Crisis Crew, both official and honorary, are expected to abide. The number of Core Values fluctuates; they began as 7, grew to 12, shrank to 11, 12 again, 11, then to 9, and is generally believed to have settled back at 11, though 13 have been stated. The Values have been stated sparingly and over time.

The Core Values are:

1. Truth
2. Acceptance
3. Patience
4. Efficiency
5. Affinity
6. Reality
7. Communication
8. Humility
9. Respect
10. Gratitude
11. Finesse
12. It’s a dumb time to be alive (referred to as a "bonus" Core Value by Seinfeld2000 in Episode 113)
13. TC is audio only (the only Core Value to have been stated by Jake)

A timeline of the Core Values' history is as follows:
Jake's Introduction to GBV, VOL. 1

### 1987 - 2017

   Discussed in Episode 63. All songs by Guided By Voices unless otherwise stated.

* "A Salty Salute"
* "Time Madness" - Lexo and the Leapers
* "Tractor Rape Chain"
* "Drinker's Peace"
* "Matter Eater Lad"
* "Wondering Boy Poet"
* "King and Caroline"
* "Your Name Is Wild"
* "If We Wait"
* "Echos Myron"
* "Gold Star for Robot Boy"
* "The Ash Gray Proclamation" - Robert Pollard
* "Liar's Tale"
* "Game of Pricks"
* "The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory"
* "Dayton, Ohio/19 Something & 5"
* "To Remake the Young Flyer"
* "Please Be Honest"
* "Jake of the Walking Universe"
* "Dying to Try This"
* "Quality of Armor"
* "My Son Cool"
* "14 Cheerleader Coldfront"
Episode 4

## Episode Guide

   "It’s Time Crisis four, Time Crisis quatro. Can you believe it? We’re already on our fourth episode. Time flies when you’re having fun. This week’s a little sad cause I’m stuck out in LA, so I have to say goodbye to my New York friends Despot and Cousin Asher. However I’m very blessed to have painter Jake Longstreth teaching us about the Eagles, twitter user Electrolemon teaching us about twitter, and the multi-talented, legendary entertainer Jamie Foxx counting down the Top Five iTunes songs. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Demi Adejuyigbe a.k.a. Electrolemon - comedy writer, twitter personality
* Jamie Foxx - actor, singer, comedian

### Topics

Jake's task this week is to teach listeners about the Eagles. Electrolemon joins the crew to discuss *Gilmore Girls*. Jamie Foxx joins for a chat about politics, his Hannah Montana controversy, and to count down the Top Five.

### Continuity

* Despot and Cousin Asher are both absent this week
* Jake discusses a visit to Las Vegas with his girlfriend
* Jake's intro to the Grateful Dead from the previous episode is mentioned

### Quotes

"This sounds like a song at the end of a gymnastics movie." - Jamie Foxx about Rachel Platten's "Fight Song"

## Music

### Top Five on iTunes

1. “Fight Song” - Rachel Platten
2. “Can’t Feel My Face” - The Weeknd
3. “Locked Away (feat. Adam Levine)” - R. City
4. “The Hills” - The Weeknd
5. “Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix Radio Edit” - Omi

### Songs Played

* “One of Us” - ABBA
* “Please Stop Making Fake Versace” - Father
* “If You Leave Me Now” - Chicago
* “Jealous Guy (Live at the Bitter End 1971)” - Donny Hathaway
* “Bold as Love” - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
* “The Times They Are a Changin” - The Brothers & Sister
* “Extravaganza (feat. Kanye West)” - Jamie Foxx
* “My Man” - Eagles
* “Doolin-Dalton” - Eagles
* “Try and Love Again” - Eagles
* “The Boys of Summer” - Don Henley
* “I Think It’s Gonna Rain Today” - Françoise Hardy
* “The Swimming Song” - Loudon Wainwright III
* “More Than a Feeling” - Boston
* “Long Long Time” - Linda Ronstadt
* “I Will Always Love You” - Dolly Parton
* “Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix Radio Edit” - Omi
* “The Hills” - The Weeknd
* “Locked Away (feat. Adam Levine)” - R. City
* “Can’t Feel My Face” - The Weeknd
* “Fight Song” - Rachel Platten
* “Loves Me Like a Rock” - Paul Simon
* “Me Olvide de Vivir” - Julio Iglesias
* “We Are the Champions” - Queen
* “Baby (1971)” - Os Mutantes
Episode 36

## Episode Guide

         "Time Crisis. It's February and we're back. We've got a great show this week - Jake turns 40, we get a call from David Berkowitz of The Bagel Nook in Freehold, New Jersey, plus, it's the day of the Grammys, so we'll be digging back into Grammy history from 1981 and today. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* David and Stacy Berkowitz - owners of The Bagel Nook

### Topics

The Grammy-themed episode starts off with Ezra discussing his nomination for Album of the Year for his work on "Hold Up" on Beyoncé's *Lemonade*. He talks about his previous experience attending the Grammys with Vampire Weekend and debates whether he should go up on stage with Beyoncé should *Lemonade* win. Conversation moves on to gym music before David and Stacy call in to discuss their Flamin Hot Cheetos bagel, along with other crazy recipes they sell at their New Jersey shop. The Crew take listener questions sent in from Twitter and then dive into Song of the Year Grammy noms from 1981 and 2016. They suggest that Adele and Metallica collaborate in a live performance of "Hello", and round out the episode with an email from Matt from Cambridge detailing Christopher Cross' sucess at the 1981 awards.

### Segments

* Top Five
* Mail Bag

### Continuity

* Episode 17 - "Hold Up" breakdown
* Vampire Weekend
* Bruce Springsteen
* Ariel Rechtshaid

### Quotes

**Jake:** [Reading questions from Twitter listeners] "Okay, Ezra, this is from @bennybijou: 'Hey guys! I'm a huge ABBA fan, and I've always wondered why you chose "One of Us" as the opener for the show?'"
**Ezra:** "Oh, great question. I always loved that song, and I always... I don't know, I just knew it had a good intro. Every time I would hear that cinematic intro, I would just picture a radio host speaking over it. So I don't know, I just kinda felt like that would be good to talk over and then just like [imitates drums]."

## Music

### Top Five

**Song of the Year Grammy Nominations**

2016
* "I Took a Pill In Ibiza" - Mike Posner
* "Formation" - Beyoncé
* "Hello" - Adele
* "Love Yourself" - Jutin Bieber
* "7 Years" - Lukas Graham

1981
1. "Sailing" - Christopher Cross
2. "Theme from New York, New York" - Frank Sinatra
3. "Woman In Love" - Barbra Streisand
4. "Fame" - Irene Cara
5. "Lady" - Kenny Rogers
6. "The Rose" - Bette Midler

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Two Against Nature" - Steely Dan
* "Keet It Between the Lines" - Sturgill Simpson
* "Clarity (feat. Foxes)" - Zedd
* "Born to Run" - Bruce Springsteen
* "Friendship (Is a Small Boat In a Storm)" - Chicano Batman
* "The Rose" - Bette Midler
* "7 Years" - Lukas Graham
* "Lady" - Kenny Rogers
* "Love Yourself" - Jutin Bieber
* "Fame" - Irene Cara
* "Hello" - Adele
* "Woman In Love" - Barbra Streisand
* "Theme from New York, New York" - Frank Sinatra
* "I Took a Pill In Ibiza (Seeb Remix)" - Mike Posner
* "I Took a Pill In Ibiza" - Mike Posner
* "Sailing" - Christopher Cross
Episode 10

## Episode Guide

      "Time Crisis episode ten. Wow, can't believe we're here. Today marks the triumphant return of Jake Longstreth, who's been gone for two weeks in China, and a new guest on the show, writer and comedian Joe Mande. I'm gonna try to patch things up with Seinfeld2000, but more than anything I'll be playing great, beautiful music. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Joe Mande - writer and comedian
* Seinfeld2000 - comedian and twitter personality
* Dev Hynes - singer known as Blood Orange

### Topics

Jake gives details about his recent trip to China and Ezra and Joe Mande talk Christmas from the Jewish perspective. Seinfeld2000 calls in with an apology that quickly turns into revenge. The Crew discuss political songs before comparing the Top Five of 2005 and 2015.

### Segments

* New York News
* Time Crisis Hotline
* Top Five

### Continuity

* 1979 Top Five comparison
* Gregorian house
* Friend of the show Jamie Foxx
* Despite being mentioned in the episode description on Apple Music, Dave Longstreth does not appear in this episode

## Music

### Top Five

2015
1. "Hello" - Adele
2. "Sorry" - Justin Bieber
3. "Halo (The Voice Performance)" - Jordan Smith
4. "Tennessee Whiskey" - Chris Stapleton
5. "Hotline Bling" - Drake

2005
1. "Gold Digger (feat. Jamie Foxx)" - Kanye West
2. "Run It! (feat. Juelz Santana)" - Chris Brown
3. "My Humps" - The Black Eyed Peas
4. "Photograph" - Nickelback
5. "Soul Survivor (feat. Akon)" - Young Jeezy

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Flesh without Blood" - Grimes
* "November Rain" - Guns N' Roses
* "Gone Till November (feat. Refugee Allstars)" - Wyclef Jean
* "Hippie Hippie Hoorah!" - Jacques Dutronc
* "Tous les garçons et les filles" - Françoise Hardy
* "Initials B.B." - Serge Gainsbourg
* "Disturbia" - Rihanna
* "Dipset X-Mas Time" - Joe Jones
* "Christmas in Hollis" - Run-DMC
* "From This Moment On" - Shania Twain & Bryan White
* "That Don't Impress Me Much" - Shania Twain
* "California Über Alles" - Dead Kennedys
* "Zimbabwe" - Bob Marley & The Wailers
* "Sandra's Smile" - Blood Orange
* "Green Grass" - Bill Withers
* "Soul Survivor (feat. Akon)" - Young Jeezy
* "Hotline Bling" - Drake
* "Photograph" - Nickelback
* "Tennessee Whiskey" - Chris Stapleton
* "My Humps" - The Black Eyed Peas
* "Halo (The Voice Performance)" - Jordan Smith
* "Run It! (feat. Juelz Santana)" - Chris Brown
* "Sorry" - Justin Bieber
* "Gold Digger (feat. Jamie Foxx)" - Kanye West
* "Hello" - Adele
* "Close to Me" - The Cure
Episode 34

## Episode

In this special holiday-themed episode, Ezra joins Mike D and Jonah Hill to talk the American Hanukkah experience, including Mike D's fond memories of eating Chinese food on Christmas with his family in New York. Jonah asks Mike D about being a Jewish hip-hop artist. The trio do a latke taste-test, with the winner coming from Trader Joe's, and Ezra details the history of the potato in Europe. The episode wraps up with the group's favorite songs of 2016, including a strange Facebook video posted by Garth Brooks in 2014.

## Music

* "Kiss It Better (KAYTRANADA Edition)" - Rihanna
* "California" - Childish Gambino
* "Really Doe (feat. Kendrick Lamar, Ab-Soul & Earl Sweatshirt)" - Danny Brown
* "goosebumps" - Travis Scott
* "THat Part (feat.Kanye West)" - ScHoolboy Q
* "Legend Has It" - Run The Jewels
* "33 "GOD"" - Bon Iver
* "War Ready" - Vince Staples
* "New Song (Mike D Remix)" - Warpaint
* "I'll Be Around" - The Growlers
* "That's Not Me (feat. JME) [Radio Edit Explicit]" - Skepta
* "Cash Machine" - D.R.A.M.
* "Get Bigger / Do U Luv" - NxWorries
* "E.V.P." - Blood Orange
* "Famous" - Kanye West
* "Same Drugs" - Chance the Rapper
* "Minnesota (feat. Quavo, Skippa da Flippa & Young Thug)" - Lil Yachty
* "Nights" - Frank Ocean
* "Solo" - Frank Ocean
* "Ivy" - Frank Ocean
* "Work (feat. Drake)" - Rihanna
* "Black Beatles (feat. Gucci Mane)" - Rae Sremmurd
* "We the People..." - A Tribe Called Quest
* "My Church" - Maren Morris
Episode 128

## Episode Guide

**Ezra:** "Time Crisis, back once again."
**Jake:** [singing the intro to "One of Us"]
**Ezra:** "Today, we're joined by Danielle Haim to talk about the Eagles, Sublime, and so much more. We also take a look at a track from the new Taylor Swift album. All this, plus a little bit of Reese's peanut butter cups. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Danielle Haim - musician, of the band HAIM

### Topics

Ezra talks working in the studio and fighting laziness before Jake debuts some new Mountain Brews lyrics. The Crew recap the Nike x Grateful Dead collab chat from the previous episode for Seinfeld, and they dig in to the market value of the shoes along with eBay research on Jake's previously owned baseball card collection. Danielle Haim joins to talk about her family's musical history, the music which filled her schools days, as well as the Eagles and Sublime. After some talk on regional bands, she leaves the Crew to continue their research on the summer vs. winter Reese's cup recipe. An in-depth analysis of Taylor Swift's "the last great american dynasty" closes out the episode.

### Continuity

* Ariel Rechtshaid
* Vampire Weekend
* Mountain Brews
* Bruce Springsteen
* Grateful Dead
* Matt Baldwin (producer) on mic
* Episode 12 - Alana Haim
* Billy Joel
* Episode 68 - Phil Matarese
* Winter

### Fun Facts

This episode was recorded via FaceTime, with none of the hosts in the same room, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

### Quotes

"It's basically the white reggae *Nevermind* of the 90s." - Ezra, regarding Sublime's self-titled

## Music

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Glory Days" - Bruce Springsteen
* "Mountain Brews" - Mountain Brews
* "Baseball Cards" - Wavves
* "The Steps" - HAIM
* "The City" - Eagles
* "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" - Bob Dylan
* "Caress Me Down" - Sublime
* "Don't Wanna" - HAIM
* "the last great american dynasty" - Taylor Swift
Episode 88

## Episode Guide

      "Time Crisis back again. We've got a crazy, mega-loaded episode. We're talking Ariana Grande and Starbucks, Bebe Rexha and Lays, we're talking about the return of the Jonas Brothers. Here's a very special foodie edition of Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

In this sugar-fueled episode Jake and Ezra try Ariana Grande's new Starbucks drink, the Cloud Macchiato, along with Sour Patch Kids cereal. They discuss the hardship of jam bands in southern California, Jake's college days, and Bebe Rexha's Lays collaboration. The new Vampire Weekend tracks are played before a 1985 Top Five.

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Grateful Dead
* Winter
* Episode 85 - Mihali and Twiddle
* Seinfeld2000
* Nick Weidenfeld on mic
* Episode 85 - Big Country
* Episode 71 - "California Girls"
* A Star Is Born
* Dave Longstreth

### Fun Facts

Maren Morris appears in a pre-recorded message to talk about Sour Patch Kids cereal.

## Music

### Top Five

2019
1. "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers
2. "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
3. “Please Me” - Cardi B & Bruno Mars
4. "Always Remember Us This Way" - Lady Gaga
5. "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee

1985
1. "Can't Fight This Feeling" - REO Speedwagon
2. "Careless Whisper" - George Michael
3. "The Heat Is On (Soundtrack Version)" - Glenn Frey
4. "California Girls" - David Lee Roth
5. "Material Girl" - Madonna

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* “7 rings” - Ariana Grande
* “Comfortably Numb” - Pink Floyd
* “Sugar Magnolia” - Grateful Dead
* “Starbucks” - cupcakKe
* “Lost In the Cold” - Twiddle
* "West L.A. Fadeaway" - Grateful Dead
* “Syncopated Healing” - Twiddle
* "Idaho Pines" - Hot Buttered Rum
* “Welcome to the Black Parade” - My Chemical Romance
* "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey
* "I'm a Mess" - Bebe Rexha
* "Sunflower (feat. Steve Lacy)" - Vampire Weekend
* "Big Blue" - Vampire Weekend
* "Material Girl" - Madonna
* "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee
* "California Girls" - David Lee Roth
* "Always Remember Us This Way" - Lady Gaga
* "Maybe It's Time" - Bradley Cooper
* "The Heat Is On (Soundtrack Version)" - Glenn Frey
* “Please Me” - Cardi B & Bruno Mars
* "Careless Whisper" - George Michael
* "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
* "Can't Fight This Feeling" - REO Speedwagon
* "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers
* "Sunflower (feat. Steve Lacy)" - Vampire Weekend
* "Big Blue" - Vampire Weekend
Episode 30

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis - the final episode of the 2016 election cycle. We'll be talking to Felix, from *Chapo Trap House*, as well as Jennifer Saenz, chief marketing officer of the Frito-Lay corporation. All this, plus the hits of 2016 and 1964. Two days till the election. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Felix Biederman - writer, host of *Chapo Trap House*
* Jennifer Saenz - chief marketing officer of Frito-Lay

### Topics

Ezra and Jake talk their final thoughts and feelings on the 2016 presidential election. Felix Biederman calls in to discuss his favorite moments of the election lead-up. Jennifer Saenz calls to talk about her work with Frito-Lay and the branding of their snack food portfolio. The Crew talk U2 before jumping into a 1964 Top Five with discussion on dating guys from the wrong side of town and having your loved ones die in car crashes.

### Segments

* Time Crisis Hotline
* Corporate Food History
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Episode 4 - Jamie Foxx
* Episode 17 - Fritos variety pack
* In My Neighborhood
* Bruce Springsteen
* Billy Joel

## Music

### Top Five

2016
1. "Closer (feat. Halsey)" - The Chainsmokers
2. "Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)" - The Weeknd
3. "24K Magic" - Bruno Mars
4. "Fake Love" - Drake
5. "Heathens" - twenty one pilot

1964
1. "Baby Love" - The Supremes
2. "Last Kiss" - J. Frank Wilson & The Cavaliers
3. "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" - Manfred Mann
4. "Leader of the Pack" - The Shangri-Las
5. "Let It Be Me (Re-Recorded)" - Jerry Butler & Betty Everett

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Revolution Rock" - The Clash
* "Revolution" - The Beatles
* "Why You Always Hatin? (feat. Drake & Kamaiyah)" - YG
* "Breakdown" - Tom Petty & The Heartbrakers
* "Beautiful Day" - U2
* "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" - U2
* "Where the Streets Have No Name" - U2
* "Even Better Than the Real Thing" - U2
* "Mysterious Ways" -U2
* "Fight Song" - Rachel Platten
* "One" - U2
* "Pure Imagination" - Gene Wilder
* "Cheeseburger In Paradise (Live)" - Jimmy Buffett
* "What Do You Mean?" - Justin Bieber
* "Famous" - Kanye West
* "Jam (Turn It Up)' - Kim Kardashian
* "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)" - Adele
* "Bold As Love" - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
* "Let It Be Me (Re-Recorded)" - Jerry Butler & Betty Everett
* "Heathens" - twenty one pilot
* "Leader of the Pack" - The Shangri-Las
* "Fake Love" - Drake
* "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" - Manfred Mann
* "24K Magic" - Bruno Mars
* "Last Kiss" - J. Frank Wilson & The Cavaliers
* "Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)" - The Weeknd
* "Baby Love" - The Supremes
* "Closer (feat. Halsey)" - The Chainsmokers
* "The Way It Is" - Bruce Hornsby & The Range
Episode 20

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis, back in Los Angeles. I'm rejoined by my LA co-host Jake Longstreth. He's gonna be talking to us about the history of the N.R.A. We'll also be jumping on the phone with Grizzly Bear's Ed Droste to talk about life after Bernie. This, plus Smash Mouth and the hits of 1968 and today. Welcome back to Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ezra and Jake discuss the rise and fall of Smash Mouth and Phil Collins, whose mainstream popularity gave way to them becoming punchlines. Ed Droste calls in to talk about the presidential election after Bernie Sanders' elimination from the race. Jake details the history of the N.R.A. and Ezra speculates on Shania Twain's living situation in Switzerland.

### Segments

* Time Crisis Hotline
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Doritos
* Pepsi
* In My Neighborhood
* Florida Georgia Line
* Episode 7 - Herb Alpert
* Chris Baio
* Triple Screening

### Quotes

“June, 1968 - America was on fire. But in my neighborhood? Business was booming!” - Ezra

“*Shrek* is no *Graduate*.” - Jake

## Music

### Top Five

2016
1. "CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! (Original Song From DreamWorks Animation's "Trolls")" - Justin Timberlake
2. "One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)" - Drake
3. "This Is What You Came For (feat. Rihanna)" - Calvin Harris
4. "H.O.L.Y." - Florida Georgia Line
5. "Don't Let Me Down (feat. Daya)" - The Chainsmokers

1968
1. "Mrs. Robinson" - Simon & Garfunkel
2. “This Guy’s in Love with You” - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
3. "Mony Mony" - Tommy James & The Shondells
4. "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" - Ohio Express
5. “MacArthur Park” - Richard Harris

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Glad To Be Gay" - Tom Robinson Band
* "Yet Again" - Grizzly Bear
* "Two Weeks" - Grizzly Bear
* “Fly (feat. Super Cat)” - Sugar Ray
* “Nookie” - Limp Bizkit
* "Tumbling Dice" - The Rolling Stones
* "Digging In the Dirt" - Peter Gabriel
* "Misunderstanding" - Genesis
* "Don't Take Your Guns to Town" - Johnny Cash
* "You Are the Sunshine of My Life" - Stevie Wonder
* “Everybody Loves the Sunshine” - Roy Ayers
* "Sunshine On My Shoulders" - John Denver
* “MacArthur Park” - Richard Harris
* "Don't Let Me Down (feat. Daya)" - The Chainsmokers
* "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" - Ohio Express
* "H.O.L.Y." - Florida Georgia Line
* "Mony Mony" - Tommy James & The Shondells
* "This Is What You Came For (feat. Rihanna)" - Calvin Harris
* “This Guy’s in Love with You” - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
* "One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)" - Drake
* "Mrs. Robinson" - Simon & Garfunkel
* “Moon River” - Andy Williams
* “Moon River” - Audrey Hepburn
* “Deepest Bluest (Shark’s Fun)” - LL Cool J
* "CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! (Original Song From DreamWorks Animation's "Trolls")" - Justin Timberlake
* “Why You Always Hatin? (feat. Drake & Kamaiyah)” - YG
* “Devastated” - Joey Bada$$
* "For Free (feat. Drake)" - DJ Khaled
* "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" - Shania Twain
Coke

Coca-Cola, or Coke, is a carbonated soft drink manufactured by The Coca-Cola Company. Originally intended as a patent medicine, it was invented in the late 19th century by John Stith Pemberton and was bought out by businessman Asa Griggs Candler, whose marketing tactics led Coca-Cola to its dominance of the world soft-drink market throughout the 20th century. The drink's name refers to two of its original ingredients: coca leaves, and kola nuts (a source of caffeine). The current formula of Coca-Cola remains a trade secret, although a variety of reported recipes and experimental recreations have been published.[1] The drink, company, and other Coca-Cola products such as Diet Coke are often discussed during the Corporate Food History  segment.

## Episodes

 35 | January 29, 2017
 63 | March 11, 2018
 65 | April 8, 2018
 117 | April 19, 2020
Episode 25

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis, the 25th episode. I'm joined by my co-host, Jake Longstreth, in the studio as we discuss cookies, John Galliano, and count down the songs of the summer with actor and comedian Jerrod Carmichael. All this, plus the top five songs on iTunes cross-referenced with the CMJ charts. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ezra and Jake discuss August (deemed, the "Sunday" of summer), Belgian harmonica player Toots Thielemans, and the cuthroat world of designer fashion. Seinfeld2000 joins in for a cookie taste test where Jake is bummed out about the blueberry pie flavor Oreos. Jerrod Carmichael stops by to talk about the lonely people of the world eating Thanksgiving dinner alone at Dominos and the human need to belong before counting down the top ten songs of the summer. The episode concludes with a Top Five comparing the College Music Journal charts.

### Segments

* Fashion
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Billy Joel
* Grateful Dead
* Hannah Fidell
* Home Alone

### Fun Facts

Seinfeld2000 is introduced for the first time as a member of the Crisis Crew, rather than as a guest.

## Music

### Top Five

iTunes
1. "Closer (feat. Halsey)" - The Chainsmokers
2. "Heathens" - twenty one pilots
3. "We Don't Talk Anymore (feat. Selena Gomez)" - Charlie Puth
4. "Treat You Better" - Shawn Mendes
5. "Cold Water (feat. Justin Bieber & MØ) - Major Lazer

CMJ
1. "Subways" - The Avalanches
2. "Nobody Speak (feat. Run the Jewels)" - DJ Shadow
3. "Fades" - Zuluzuluu
4. "Kismet Kill" - Haley Bonar
5. "Kid Kuma" - Fog

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Dog Days Are Over" - Florence + The Machine
* "I Loves You, Porgy (Live)" - Toots Thielemans
* "Sesame Street" - BG Studios
* "Leave a Tender Moment Alone" - Billy Joel
* "Bluesette (Live)" - Toots Thielemans
* "Fire On the Mountain" - Grateful Dead
* "Fashion" - David Bowie
* "Ramblin' Man" - The Allman Brothers Band
* "Cookie Jar (feat. The Dream)" - Gym Class Heroes
* "E.V.P." - Blood Orange
* "Prima Donna (feat. A$AP Rocky)" - Vince Staples
* "Solo" - Frank Ocean
* "Pink + White" - Frank Ocean
* "Summertime" - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
* "Dont' Mind" - Kent Jones
* "Work from Home (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)" - Fifth Harmony
* "Gotta Get Thru This (D'n'D Radio Edit)" - Daniel Bedingfield
* "Ride" - twenty one pilots
* "Needed Me" - Rihanna
* "Cheap Thrills" - Sia
* "Panda" - Desiigner
* "This Is What You Came For (feat. Rihanna)" - Calvin Harris
* "Don't Let Me Down (feat. Daya)" - The Chainsmokers
* "CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! (Original Song From DreamWorks Animation's "Trolls")" - Justin Timberlake
* "One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)" - Drake
* "White Ferrari" - Frank Ocean
* "Kid Kuma" - Fog
* "Cold Water (feat. Justin Bieber & MØ) - Major Lazer
* "Kismet Kill" - Haley Bonar
* "Treat You Better" - Shawn Mendes
* "Fades" - Zuluzuluu
* "We Don't Talk Anymore (feat. Selena Gomez)" - Charlie Puth
* "Nobody Speak (feat. Run the Jewels)" - DJ Shadow
* "Heathens" - twenty one pilots
* "Subways" - The Avalanches
Episode 43

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis, back in New York City. As I return to this wretched island, the city of my birth, I'm joined by my cousin, Asher, and my co-host and rapper friend, Despot. Additionally, we shall talk to Lizzy Goodman, author of *Meet Me in the Bathroom: Rebirth and Rock and Roll in New York City 2001–2011*. Get ready for a very New York Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Lizzy Goodman - music journalist and author

### Topics

Ezra returns to NYC. Despot and Cousin Asher resume co-hosting duties and Lizzy Goodman, author of *Meet Me in the Bathroom*,joins the crew in delving into the New York City rock scene of 2001 to 2011. Ezra inquires as to which musicians were "talking spicy" in the book, and uses an elaborate Star Wars original trilogy metaphor to explain the rise and fall of indie music. Despot discusses his start as a rapper in NYC and the potentially successful career he gave up for retaining creative control. Ezra reads a fan fiction where he and Rivers Cuomo are enemies. The Top Five covers The Voice, songs of the summer, and which tracks can be heard in Ubers.

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Grateful Dead

## Music

### Top Five on iTunes

1. "Despacito (feat. Justin Bieber) [Remix]" - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee
2. "Malibu" - Miley Cyrus
3. "Ghost In This House (The Voice Performance)" - Lauren Duski
4. "I'm the One (feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne)" - DJ Khaled
5. "Take Me To the King (The Voice Performance)" - Chris Blue

### Songs Played

* "Is This Is" - The Strokes
* "Where Your Girl At" - iLoveMakonnen
* "Last Nite" - The Strokes
* "Soma" - The Strokes
* "12:51" - The Strokes
* "Spring and By Summer Fall" - Blonde Redhead
* "Maps" - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
* "New York, I Love You but You're Bringing Me Down" - LCD Soundsystem
* "NYC" - Interpol
* "You Wanted a Hit" - LCD Soundsystem
* "My Baby" - Lil' Romeo
* "No Intention" - Dirty Projectors
* "Meet Me In the Bathroom" - The Strokes
* "It's All Good" - Superorganism
* "Take Me To the King (The Voice Performance)" - Chris Blue
* "I'm the One (feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne)" - DJ Khaled
* "Ghost In This House (The Voice Performance)" - Lauren Duski
* "Malibu" - Miley Cyrus
* "Despacito (feat. Justin Bieber) [Remix]" - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee
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Episode 112

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis, in a time of crisis. There's a lot going on in the world, you can barely keep up. But one thing's for sure - the TC Crew will come together, whatever it takes. In a time of coronavirus, and other strange distresing things, this is a very unusual Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

The Crisis Crew connects via FaceTime to discuss life during a pandemic, including toilet paper shortages, the cancellation of concerts and music festivals, and Ezra's avoidance of shaking hands. They brainstorm some quarantine hobbies and create the challenge of watching through a chosen director's filmography. Remarking on the low sales of Corona, Ezra recalls his highschool days of drinking beer in "the woods" and describes the local legend of the Vietnam vet who lived there. The Crew spitballs some new ideas for their Sweet Chili Heat brand tequila before diving into the Top Five. Lady Gaga's track "Stupid Love" recalls her beef with Madonna, and while wrapping up the episode with some final thoughts, Ezra's phone dies.

### Continuity

* Grateful Dead
* Despot
* Episode 104 - "Down Mexico way"
* Vampire Weekend
* A Star Is Born
* Neo Yokio

### Fun Facts

This episode was recorded via FaceTime, with none of the hosts in the same room, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

## Music

### Top Five

Because Lil Uzi Vert's new album *Lil Uzi Vert vs. the World 2* took up all five spots on the Apple Music chart at the time of recording, the Top Five was instead taken from the *BIllboard* chart.

2020
1. "The Box" - Roddy Ricch
2. "Life Is Good (feat. Drake)" - Future
3. "Don't Start Now" - Dua Lipa
4. "Circles" - Post Malone
5. "Stupid Love" - Lady Gaga

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Morning Dew (Live In London)" - Grateful Dead
* "Be True to Your School" - The Beach Boys
* "Ink in My Veins" - Gabriel-Kane
* "Do It Better" - Chet Haze
* "Don Quixote" - Gordon Lightfoot
* "I Can't Stand the Rain" - Ann Peebles
* "Falling" - Julee Cruise
* "Act Naturally" - The Beatles
* "Rambo" - Bryson Tiller
* "Bandages" - Hot Hot Heat
* "There Is a Drone In Griffith Park" - L.A. Takedown
* "Baby Pluto" - Lil Uzi Vert
* "Stupid Love" - Lady Gaga
* "Circles" - Post Malone
* "Don't Start Now" - Dua Lipa
* "Life Is Good (feat. Drake)" - Future
* "The Box" - Roddy Ricch