Stupid Grandpa (Christmas Remastered)

## Appearances

### **TIC Movies**

*The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III**The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*

## LittleBigPlanet Universe

### Voiced By

ZeonZaeX

*"NAUGHTY LIST! ALL OF YOU!"*
―Santa Claus to *The Incredible Crew*[src]
**Santa Claus** was a legendary being known to give presents to good people during Christmas. While delivering presents to *The Incredible Crew*, he was kidnapped by group, as they believed he was just some impostor trying to steal their presents. Being tied up to a chair in the kitchen, Santa begged to be released, but Tanner refused to do so unless he proved that he was the real Santa Claus. When Tanner left the kitchen to see if the Christmas presents were still underneath the tree, Santa Claus manipulated his best friend, Knollad, into letting him go, claiming he was the only one who could stop Tanner's prophesized death.

*The Incredible Crew* prevailed to get Santa back so they could figure out how to prevent Tanner's death. While Santa's Little Helper commanded Santa's Elves to combat the group, Santa was targeted by Knollad, who tried to kill him. Unfortunately, when Knollad realized he was going too far, this gave Santa Claus the opportunity to escape him with his Magical Ballsack, putting *The Incredible Crew* on the Naughty List as a result of their conflict. Sometime later, Santa Claus requested *The Incredible Crew* to help him deliver late Christmas presents in July, but upon discovering that they were burnt, Santa died of a heart attack.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Santa Hat
* White Canvas
* Solomon Grundy Eyes
* MotorStorm Beard (White Sticker)
* Sebastian Vest (Black Sticker)
* Plain Shorts (White Sticker)

## History

### Visiting *The Incredible Crew*

*"Who's out there?! Show yourself, QUEER! Or I'll put you on the Naughty List!"*
―Santa Claus[src]

In December 2021, Santa Claus visited *The Incredible Crew* to deliver to them their Christmas presents. Disgustingly climbing down the chimney, Santa slipped upon his way down, causing him to crash into the living room. Psychically hurt, Santa shouted out 'MY LEG!', with the commotion spreading across the house. This led Knollad, Jack Jabolon, and Tanner to wake up, confused by what was happening. Meanwhile in the living room, Santa got back up, and pulled out his magical list.

Santa then got out his Magical Ballsack and began to unload the presents underneath the Christmas tree, mumbling to himself that he didn't have time for this. Just then, Santa heard Jack rambling that he had to go piss, causing him to realize that he was being spied on. Santa urged the snoopers to show themselves, otherwise he would put them on the Naughty List. Tanner then came out into the living room and began to shoot Santa with his drum gun. Santa fell to the floor as Tanner quickly reloaded, and unleashed another round of bullets, taking Santa down in the process.

### Interrogated by Tanner

*"GET OFF OF ME YOU REDNECK CRACKER F\*\*\*\*\*!"*
―Santa Claus to Tanner[src]

*The Incredible Crew* brought Santa Claus into the kitchen, where they sought to interrogate him. Tanner violently slapped Tanner, causing him to be woken up, much to his shock. Tanner, under his beliefs that he was just an impostor pretending to be Santa Claus, started questioning why he was trying to steal the group's presents. Santa called Tanner a f\*\*\*\*\*, causing Tanner to punish him for saying slurs by shoving a bottle of soap down his mouth. Santa Claus started to violently scream, until Knollad told Tanner to stop. Knollad told Tanner to let Santa go, but Tanner still wasn't convinced that he was the real Santa Claus. Hoping to get further proof, Tanner ordered Knollad and Jack to watch over Santa while he went to see if the Christmas presents were still underneath the tree.

### Manipulating Knollad

*"I see the vision... Tanner is gonna go outside to get some fresh Christmas air, and at a blank of an eye, HE WILL GET RAN OVER BY A 1970s MERCURY COUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"*
―Santa Claus to Knollad[src]

The moment Tanner left the kitchen, Santa Claus started begging Knollad to untie him, but Knollad refused to let Santa go unless he proved that he was the real Santa. Upset, Santa told Knollad that he was the real Santa Claus, mentioning that he had a Magical Ballsack capable of giving him whatever he wanted. Santa Claus believed that Knollad wanted *Para Ark* on *Steam* for Christmas, because it was on his wishlist. Unfortunately, Knollad told Santa Claus that he didn't play Hentai games. Just then, Santa told Knollad that if he didn't let him go, then Tanner would die, much to Knollad's confusion.

Santa told Knollad that he saw a vision of Tanner's prophesized death, which involved him going outside to get some fresh Christmas air, only to be run over by a 1970s Mercury Cougar. Santa claimed that he was the only one who could stop this, and revealed to Knollad that he was just messing with him earlier, and that what he really wanted for Christmas was a unicycle. Santa then told Knollad that he had to let him go if he wanted to save his friend, but the moment Knollad untied him, Santa revealed he just fell for the oldest trick in the book, manipulation. Santa then slapped Knollad out of his way and proceeded to make his great escape.

### Confronting *The Incredible Crew*

*"Give it back, or Naughty List FOR LIFE!"
"No way, you old sack of corn syrup! Not unless you explain to me how to stop Tanner's fate!"*
―Santa Claus to Knollad[src]

Santa Claus returned to his sleigh, telling Santa's Little Helper that they had to go. Santa's Little Helper tried calming Santa down, offering him a cigarette in the process. Just then, Santa realized that his Magical Ballsack was missing. Much to his surprise, he learnt that Knollad had stolen it. Upset, Santa Claus urged Knollad to give it back to him, but Knollad refused to do so unless he explained how to prevent Tanner's death. Because Knollad refused to give it back, Santa ordered Santa's Little Helper to summon the Elves, hoping to get it back himself. Santa told Santa's Little Helper to light him up, which he did by giving him some special lean capable of making him buff.

While Tanner and Chase began to massacre Santa's Elves, Knollad prioritized Santa, trying desperately hard to ensure he got the pain he deserved. Knollad and Santa started punching each other, but Knollad managed to overpower the holly jolly psychopath. Santa then dragged Knollad with him, bypassing and accidentally killing multiple of his Elves in the process. Knollad used his powers to blast Santa back down to the ground, demanding to know how to stop Tanner's death. When Santa began chucking snowballs at Knollad, he grabbed ahold of Santa and dragged him though the forest.

Knollad started pushing Santa in the snow, before dragging him up into space. Knollad then began to choke Santa, before finally throwing him back down to Earth, causing a massive explosion that destroyed the house and killed all the remaining Elves, with the exception of Santa's Little Helper, who survived. Landing in a pool of blood, Santa was completely bruised. When Knollad prepared to finish off Santa, he realized that he was going too far, prompting him to stop and try to apologize to him. Unfortunately, Santa Claus didn't care what Knollad had to say. Santa then left on his sleigh, having gotten the Magical Ballsack back. Because of his feud with *The Incredible Crew*, Santa put them all on his Naughty List.

### Christmas in July

In 2022, Santa Claus crashed down to the ground on his sleigh, causing a massive explosion. Upon reuniting with *The Incredible Crew*, Santa Claus requested the group to help him deliver late Christmas presents in July. Seeing Santa Claus' return, Knollad stated that he hadn't seen him since **The Incredible Crew Christmas Special - Part One**. Santa started mumbling to himself, prompting Santa's Little Helper to try calming him down. When Jack Jabolon told Santa that the presents on his sleigh were burnt, Santa died of a heart attack as he saw the burning presents himself.

## Relationships

	+ Santa's Little Helper - Second-in-Command
	+ BeefSocks Elf †
	+ Toggle Elf †
* *The Incredible Crew* - Former Enemies
	+ Knollad - Former Attempted Killer
	+ Jack Jabolon
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Hunter J. Restless
	+ Tanner †
	+ Chase †

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*