The Big Sleep

**The Big Sleep** is the third episode from *Total Drama Island*, the first season of *Total Drama*.

## Characters

* Chris McLean
* Leshawna
* Izzy *(no lines)*
* Justin *(no lines)*
* Heather
* Gwen
* Bridgette *(no lines)*
* Noah *(no lines)*
* Owen
* Trent
* Geoff *(no lines)*
* Eva
* Harold
* DJ *(no lines)*
* Tyler *(no lines)*
* Cody
* Duncan
* Courtney
* Lindsay
* Beth
* Katie
* Sadie
* Chef Hatchet *(no lines)*

## Recap

* **Chris:** Last time on Total Drama Island, twenty-two campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at the crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into the shark-infested waters. While most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers, Courtney has experience as a CIT in summer camp, but refused to jump, and Ezekiel managed to tick off every female at the camp with his sexist comments about women. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Ezekiel, proving that homeschooling and reality TV don't really mix. Who will be voted off this week in this dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total... Drama...Island. *(theme song)*

## Opening: Waking Up The Campers at 7:00 in the Morning

* *(The episode begins with Chris walking to the cabins with the megaphone with his shorts, he uses an airhorn and blasts it. This wakes Leshawna up and hitting her head.)*
* **Leshawna:** Ow! It's 7:00 in the morning! Do I look like a farmer to you?
* *(The scene changes to the campers outside of their cabins. Eva is listening to her MP3 player, Cody tempts to touch it, but Eva angrily growls and stops him.)*
* **Chris:** Morning, hope you slept well.
* **Heather:** Hi, Chris, you look really buff in those shorts.

## Eva Needs To Calm Down

* **Chris:** I know. *(he winks)* I hope you are all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute.
* **Owen:** Oh, excuse me. I don't know if that's enough time to eat breakfast.
* **Chris:** Oh, you'll get breakfast, Owen, right after you complete your kilometre run around the lake.
* **Eva:** *(angry at Chris)* Oh, so you're funny now? *(Duncan attempts to stop her)* You know what I would think be funny?!
* **Courtney:** *(whispering)* Eva, try to control your temper!
* **Eva:** You're enjoying this, aren't you?
* **Chris:** A little. You have 30 seconds. *(Eva glares at him)*
* **Courtney:** *(in the confessional)* Okay, that girl Eva has got to handle on her temper, she's only been here one day and she has already thrown her suitcase out a window and broken the lock on one of the bathroom doors.

## The Kilometre Run

* **Chris:** Okay, runners, on your marks, get set, go!
* *(The campers start racing. Tyler heads off late. The sun shines and the contestants continue to run while Gwen, Harold, Katie and Sadie walk.)*
* **Harold:** Do you know how much longer?
* *(Bridgette and Justin run past them.)*
* **Gwen:** Don't walk beside me.
* *(Noah runs past Heather.)*
* **Heather:** Do you mind? *(in the confessional)* I don't run, and I definitely don't run in high-heeled wedges.
* *(Heather stops and sees Owen licking the puddle.)*
* **Owen:** *(breathless)* Can't... *(licks)* ...catch... *(licks again)* ...breath...must... *(licks more)*... must...have...condition!
* **Heather:** Yeah, it's called "overheating," look into it.
* **Leshawna:** What's your excuse, you skinny, annoying- ooh, I'm too tired of insults!
* **Chris:** *(driving a car with a megaphone)* Pick it up, people, you're not back by dinner time, you don't eat.
* **Heather:** Ugh, I hate him so much. *(she steps on Owen)*
* *(The scene changes to the main lodge, some of contestants are tired, Chris is filing his fingers.)*
* **Owen:** *(carrying Noah)* Clear a table, stat!
* **Leshawna:** *(exhausted)* Oh, we made it!
* *(Owen performs CPR on Noah.)*
* **Courtney:** What took so long? *(Harold feels pain in his chest)* We lost the challenge!
* **Harold:** I think I'm having heart palpations!
* **Gwen:** Hey, wait a minute, if they lost, that means we won the challenge!
* *(The Screaming Gophers cheer.)*

## A Buffet!

* **Chris:** Whoa there, hold your horses, guys, that wasn't the challenge.
* **Gwen:** What did you just say?
* **Chris:** Who's hungry? *(the curtain opens, showing a huge buffet.)*
* **Gwen:** *(in the confessional)* After a whole week of brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.
* **Owen:** *(in the confessional)* And then I saw it, the buffet table. It was beautiful, there was turkey, and nanaimo bars, and baked beans, and maple syrup. *(choked up)* Huh. Can I have a minute? *(he stick his finger on his head and cries joyfully)*
* *(The scene goes to the buffet where the contestants finished them all and groan.)*

## Part Two of the Challenge: The Awake-A-Thon

* **Chris:** *(in megaphone)* Okay, campers, time for part two of your challenge.
* **Owen:** I thought eating was the second part.
* **Gwen:** What more do you want from us?
* **Heather:** Weird goth girl is right, haven't we been through enough?
* **Chris:** *(in megaphone)* Um, let me think about that. No! it's time for the Awake-A-Thon!
* **Owen:** The what-a-thon?
* **Chris:** *(in megaphone)* Don't worry, *(jumps off the table)* this is an easy one, the team with the last camper standing wins invincibility.
* **Gwen:** So, what you're saying is the 20k run and the turkey-eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?
* **Chris:** *(in megaphone)* That's right, Gwen.
* **Gwen:** Man, he's good.
* *(Leshawna nods in agreement.)*
* **Chris:** *(in megaphone)* Move, move, move!
* *(The campers walk while Trent approaches to Gwen.)*
* **Trent:** So, how long do you think it'll be before everyone's out cold?
* **Gwen:** About an hour, give or take. *(a drooling Owen groans and walks past Gwen and Trent)* Maybe less.

## 12 Hours

* *(The scene changes to outside, the sunrise changes to daylight, it is 11:59 AM. The contestants are tired and some of them have bags under their eyes and some of them are awake.)*
* **Chris:** *(whispering off-screen)* We are now 12 hours in with all 21 campers still wide awake.
* **Owen:** Woohoo! Stay awake for 12 hours? I could do that in my sleep.!Woohoo! *(he stands frozen and falls.)*
* **Gwen:** *(in the confessional)* The Awake-A-Thon was definitely the most brutal thing I've ever done in my life. *(she yawns, making the Screaming Goophers lose 1 point, they have 9 points)* This is the most boring thing I've ever done in my life.
* **Trent:** *(yawns)* Could be way worse.
* **Gwen:** Oh yeah? How?
* **Trent:** I could be stuck here without you to talk to. *(Gwen looks happy, Heather suspects this.)*

## Heather's Strategy

* **Heather:** *(in the confessional)* So, my strategy is to get two other campers to form an alliance with me and take to the final three, the only question is, who can I find that is either desperate or dumb enough to do whatever I say?
* *(Lindsay does a handstand.)*
* **Gwen:** What are you doing?
* **Lindsay:** Trying to get the blood to rush to my head, I think it's working.
* **Beth:** Can I try?
* **Lindsay:** Sure.
* **Heather:** Perfect. Lindsay, Beth, can I talk to you for a sec?
* **Lindsay:** Sure.
* **Heather:** Okay, I have a plan to get me and two other people into the final three, and I chose you guys.
* **Lindsay:** Really?
* **Heather:** You should know that this is a very big deal, I am placing my trust in you, and trust is a two-way street. *(Beth and Lindsay nod)* So you'll do everything I say then?
* **Lindsay:** Sure. *(squeals)* we're going to the final three! *(squeals more and louder. her loud squealing bothers Heather.)*
* **Beth:** *(in the confessional)* Oh, my gosh! Heather is taking me to the final three, I'm going to the final three! I'm going to the final three! I wonder what will happen then...
* **Lindsay:** Speaking of alliances, you know who I think is really cute. *(she and Beth watch Tyler laying on a log)*
* **Heather:** Oh no, no, no, no, you can't date him.
* **Lindsay:** Why not?
* **Heather:** Because he's on the other team.
* **Lindsay:** Uh-huh.
* **Heather:** You can't inter-team date. It's like against the alliance rules.
* **Lindsay:** There are rules?
* **Heather:** Remember what I just said about trust, Lindsay? Of course you can always leave the alliance. If you do, though, I can't protect you from getting kicked off.
* **Lindsay:** No, I wanna be in the alliance.
* **Heather:** Good. Then is settled.
* *(Tyler waves at Lindsay. She smiles)*
* **Lindsay:** *(in the confessional)* Heather said I couldn't date him, she never said I couldn't *like* him.
* **Eva:** *(stands up and takes off her MP3 player)* I'm going to the bathroom.
* *(Heather notices this, Eva walks, but her MP3 player falls, Heather stand up, and smiles evilly, she stretches beside Chris. Without Chris even looking, Heather picks up Eva's MP3 player, Heather waves, she walks back.)*
* **Lindsay:** Uh, isn't that Eva's MP3 player?
* **Heather:** Yep.
* **Lindsay:** Well, isn't she gonna get like, really mad when she realizes it's gone?
* **Heather:** That's exactly what I'm counting on.

## 23 Hours (11:59 PM)

* *(It has been now 23 hours. It is almost 12:00 AM, which means it will be 24 hours.)*
* *(Bridgette falls asleep, Geoff almost falls asleep, he wakes up, Izzy sleeps, along with Noah.*
* *(The Screaming Gophers have 9 points and the Killer Bass have 7 points. While some of the Screaming Gophers are asleep, Justin is in a frozen position smiling with bigger eyes to make him stay awake. While some of the Killer Bass are asleep, Courtney is jogging in place to keep herself awake. Tyler starts to sleep, he sees Katie and Sadie sleeping. Suddenly, a bear appears and attacks Katie and Sadie, Tyler screams, Katie and Sadie are awake and gasp, it turns out to be Tyler's dream.)*

## Chris' Fairytale Story

* **Chris:** Congratulations, campers, you've made it to the 24-hour mark, time to take things up a notch. *(Chef is dressed as a sheep, pulls the tablecloth which reveals books)* Fairytales.
* **Gwen:** Oh, he's not serious!
* **Chris:** *(holds a book)* Ahem. *(Chef plays a tiny harp, Chris laughs and Chef growls at him)* Once upon a time, there was inside this boring *(Chef continues playing the harp and looks at the teams)* kingdom... *(Beth yawns)* A boring village, and inside this boring sleepy village filled with very boring children. *(Geoff almost sleeps and wakes up again, Cody sleeps, but he's unaware he's sleeping on Owen's butt)* Who did very boring things. *(Cody dreams of sheeps, and Chef, jumping over a harp. Owen farts into Cody's face)*
* **Cody:** Huh? *(he repeatedly coughs out Owen's fart, Beth, Heather, and Lindsay look up)*
* *(Chef appears in the air with a ballerina's costume. He uses magic sparkles to make everyone fall asleep. Whilst this is happening, Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy plays. He dances like a ballerina, he uses the sparkles to make Duncan, Eva and Geoff, Cody and Leshawna to fall asleep. DJ ties himself to a tree, he also gets sparkled, he yawns and falls asleep. The tree falls on him and gets timbered, the Killer Bass lose one point, 7-8.)*
* **Gwen:** Tim-ber.

## 40 Hours

* *(It is has been 40 hours now since the challenge started. Courtney is still dancing in place.)*
* **Courtney:** *(in the confessional)* I figured that if I kept moving, I could outlast all of them, I just had to keep my eye on the ball.
* *(Some of the Killer Bass are sleeping while Courtney is continuing jogging in place, Justin is still standing still standing in a frozen position. Some of the Screaming Gophers are sleeping and some of them are half awake. They have 6 points now.)*
* **Heather:** We should talk about our strategy. *(Heather shoulders Lindsay while Lindsay is sleeping then wakes up)*
* **Lindsay:** Huh?
* *(Lindsay falls down.)*
* **Heather:** Beth? *(Beth does the same)*
* *(The Screaming Gophers lose 2 points, they have 4 points.)*

## Gwen and Trent's Favorite Things

* **Gwen:** Okay, favorite song.
* **Trent:** *She Would Be Loved*. Favorite color
* **Gwen:** Um, midnight blue.
* **Trent:** Ooh, mysterious, I like that. *(Gwen smiles, then yawns)* Aw, Don't fall asleep, okay, quick, favorite movie moment.
* **Gwen:** You're gonna think it's cheesy.
* **Trent:** I promise I won't.
* **Gwen:** Okay, the kiss at the end of that road trip movie, you know the one with the guy and three girls?
* **Trent:** I know the one. *(laughs)* You like that movie?
* *(Suddenly, Owen walks by, interrupting Gwen and Trent while sleepwalking naked. Gwen and Trent look shocked what they just saw. Then, they look at Owen's clothes, which are laying on the floor. Then they look back to Owen sleepwalking continuously.)*
* **Owen:** *(in the confessional)* Did I mention that I ate the entire dish of baked beans and maple syrup? Funny thing about baked beans, they make me sleepwalk.
* *(Katie and Sadie snore together. Gwen and Trent watch Katie and Sadie sleep.)*
* **Trent:** *(yawning)* Oh, cool, they even fall asleep together. *(later on, a shooting star passes by. The two lay on the floor)* You still awake?
* **Gwen:** Yeah, It's weird, but I think I'm so tired I'm not tired anymore. Does that make sense?
* **Trent:** I really have no idea. Where's the Little Dipper again?
* **Gwen:** See the Big Dipper? *(points to the constellation of the Big Dipper)* Follow the handle to that bright star, the pole star, and it's right there.
* **Trent:** *(sighs)* Cool.
* *(Owen continues sleepwalking, he almost falls off the cliff, he steps back and turn around, then falls off.)*

## 51 Hours/Justin's Cheating

* *(It has been 51 hours. Leshawna falls asleep, but she wakes up by Gwen's talking.)*
* **Gwen:** Look at him, he like a statue. *(Justin stands frozen)* He hasn't moved in over, 50 hours. Hello?
* **Trent:** Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
* **Gwen:** Yo. Amazing, look at the concentration.
* *(Trent scratches his head. Gwen taps Justin, suddenly he moves and opens his eyes, which revealed that his eyelids were painted, which means he was caught cheating. Gwen and Trent gasp.)*
* **Eva:** His eyelids are painted, I saw it!
* **Chris:** Shut up! Oh, I've got to see this. *(he runs up to Justin and looks at him. Justin smiles sheepishly)* That is so frickin' cool! But, your still out, dude. *(Justin is disappointed, the Screaming Gopher lose another point, they have 3 points)*
* *(A group of flying fish, along with Owen, swim and jump on the water. The screen tilts to the left, the flying fishes and Owen go up to the waterfall. The time changes, night changes to daylight, then night, then daylight again. It's been 85 hours. Harold is sleeping, Duncan puts Harold's hand in cold water, which makes him wet his pants. He yawns)*

## Chris's Boring Story

* **Duncan:** Oh gross it works, dude peed his pants!
* *(Harold wakes up, he gasps and sees that he peed his pants, he covers it. Katie and Sadie sleep and wake up, Noah accidently kisses Cody's ear in his sleep. Noah and Cody scream and run off. Gwen, Heather and Trent are awake.)*
* **Gwen:** *(yawning)* I'd kill for a coffee right now.
* **Chris:** *(holds a coffee)* What is the matter with you people? *(drinks his coffee)* Come on, fall asleep already!
* **Gwen:** *(begging Chris to drink his coffee)* You gotta hook me up, man! I'll even eat the grinds, anything!
* **Chris:** Alright, you five stay with me, the rest of you go and get a shower for heaven's sake, you stink!
* *(Harold quickly runs off covering his wetted groin)*
* **Chris:** *(sipping his coffee)* I didn't want it to come to this, I said that to Chef Hatchet last night, I said "Chef, I don't want it to come to this but darn it, these campers are tough and so I've come up with the most boring sleeping-inducing activity I can find."
* **Gwen:** *(in the confessional)* Oh come on, what now? Okay, you know what, bring it on.
* **Chris:** *(reading another book)* The History of Canada, *(opens a book, with a beaver)* a pop-up book, Chapter 1: The Beaver. National symbol, and a "*damn* (dam)" fine hat. *(the Screaming Gophers and Eva are bored)*
* **Gwen:** Stank!
* *(The scene changes to a beaver's dam, three beavers tap their tail. One of them stands on a sleeping Owen. Scene cuts back to Chris with the five campers. It has been 86 hours.)*
* **Chris:** *(continuing the book)* Which of course was the precursor of the discussions *(Eva falls asleep, followed by Heather, the Screaming Gophers lose a point, they have 2 points)* leading the war of 1812. *(suddenly, Trent starts falling asleep)*
* **Gwen:** Trent. *(in slow motion)* No! *(the Screaming Gophers lose another point, they now have a point with the Killer Bass)* Don't leave me!
* **Chris:** Time for a bathroom break, any takers?
* **Duncan:** I've held it this long, sweetheart, l can go all day.
* **Gwen:** Yeah, but can you hold it for another ten chapters?

## Duncan's Bathroom Break

* *(Duncan heads to the bathroom.)*
* **Chris:** You've got five minutes, long as you don't mind a little company.
* **Duncan:** Fine, but stay out of the stall. *(the cameraman nods his head)*
* *(Gwen sighs and almost starts to fall asleep.)*
* **Cameraman:** Duncan, you in there, man? *(Duncan sleeps in the toilet with his pants down. The cameraman gives Chris a note)*

## Gwen Wins!

* **Chris:** And we have news, it looks like Duncan's taking a dive on the can, which means the official winner of the Awake-A-Thon is... *(Gwen is the last person to fall asleep)* Gwen! *(Chris raises Gwen's arm)* The Screaming Gophers win!

## Eva Tries To Look For Her MP3

* *(The Killer Bass are standing outside of the cabins, stuff are outside due to Eva throwing them because she can't find her MP3 thanks to Heather stealing it.)*
* **Eva:** *(screaming angrily)* Where is my MP3 player?! One of you must stolen it, I need my music! No one is going anywhere until I get my MP3 player back! *(she angrily throws a book, Harold ducks)*
* **Courtney:** Okay, whoever took it better give it up now before she destroys the whole camp.
* **Heather:** Hey, guys, wow, this place is a real mess.
* **Courtney:** Someone stole Eva's MP3 player.
* **Heather:** *(holds Eva's MP3 player)* You don't mean this to you? *(Eva is surprised that Heather found her MP3 player, which Heather actually stole it)* I was wondering who it belonged to, I found it by the campfire pit. You must have dropped it.
* **Eva:** Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
* **Heather:** Sure thing. *(leaves. In the confessional)* Turn a team against their own members, easiest trick in the book.
* **Eva:** *(smiles sheepishly)* So, sorry about the that little... misunderstanding. *(the Killer Bass glare at Eva)* Guess no one stole it after all. Okay, maybe I overreacted a little. *(laughs sheepishly)*

## The Killer Bass' Second Elimination; Eva Gets Voted Off

* *(The scene changes to night time, the Killer Bass are at the elimination ceremony for the second time. Chris walks up to the campers with 9 marshmallows.)*
* **Chris:** You've all cast your votes and made your decision, there are only nine marshmallows on this plate, when I call your name, comp up and claim your marshmallow, the camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. And you can never come back... Ever. The first marshmallow goes to Duncan. Bridgette. Courtney. Katie and Sadie!
* **Katie and Sadie:** *(huging each other)* Yay!
* **Chris:** *(winks)* Tyler. DJ. Geoff. Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. *(both Eva and Harold look nervous)*
* *(Dramatic pause.)*
* **Chris:** Harold.
* *(Harold smiles. Eva is shocked while Courtney smiles.)*
* **Chris:** Eva, the Dock of Shame awaits.
* **Eva:** *(stands up)* Nice... Really nice. Who needs this stupid TV show anyway?! *(Katie and Sadie look at each other nervously, Eva angrily walks to the Dock of Shame and kicks a smiling Chris in the knee)*
* **Chris:** Ow! Have a good night sleep tonight. You're all safe.
* **Courtney:** *(in the confessional)* See, I told you, you can't act like a total raging psychopath and then expect people to just forgive you, no matter how tough and strong and fast you are, she's never gonna have a career if she doesn't get her act together.
* **Heather:** *(in the confessional)* So, Eva was one of their strongest players, and now she's gone. I am so running this game!
* **Courtney:** *(waves at Eva)* Buh-bye, Eva. *(Eva throws a stick at Courtney. The latter ducks)* Touchy!

## Ending: Owen with the Sasquatchanakwas

* *(Chef is driving the Boat of Losers with Eva.)*
* **Eva:** I guess my temper got the better of me... again. But whatever, they just lost their fiercest competitor, I hope they realize that.
* **Courtney:** To the Killer Bass. *(they raise their marshmallows)* And to not ending up here again next week.
* *(Owen is sleeping in a cave where four Sasquatchanakwas are standing next to him. A Sasquatchankwa pokes Owen, Owen snores and farts. They smell the fart. Then, Owen shortly gets kicked out of the cave still sleeping, he farts again, the black hole closes in on him, ending the episode.)*

## References

1. ↑ In the censored version, Chris said "Get out!". Also when he saw Justin with his eyelids painted, he said "That is so crazy incredible!"
2. ↑ In the censored version, Chris said "Real" instead of "Damn."
3. ↑ In the censored version, Eva said "lame-o."