The Righteous Adorian

***The Righteous Adorian*** is a right-wing national newspaper owned by LastCelebration, long-time member of the Adorian National Assembly from Limni.

*TRA*'s editor-in-chief has been awarded Best Reporter of 2021 by readers of Globo Magazine. It has provided breaking news for various Adorian elections, especially for state governors', and had daily coverage of sporting events like the 2021 Eurovision Adoria, the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 qualifiers, and UEFA Euro 2020.

## History

### December 2020

*The Righteous Adorian* was officially established on December 14, 2020. Diamond was the owner.

10 hours later, Diamond released a statement that the People of Adoria demand a Complete Staff Reform. He proposed that Szani and Matthew V should co-own the Discord guild for Adoria, with a list of prospective administrators having a 3:3 balance for political leanings.

On December 30, 2020, Diamond announced he had hired BismarckLover and LastCelebration as the paper's newest reporters.

LastCelebration's first article for the paper, seen as the first report on the newspaper overall that wasn't an attack on Diamond's political rival MarceL or on the Adorian Staff Team, discussed the fall of Szani's fork of Adoria, featuring responses from multiple politicians like Christian Civic Union leader MarceL, the Liberty Union of Adoria's mikikim, and New Democrats member Temuulen.

### January 2021

*TRA* hired its first Arts reporter, the romanian (CCU), on January 5, 2021.

Powerterror7299 (SPA), gio and Moncuck (ARP) were hired on Saturday, January 9, 2021. Big\_N was also hired.

Diamond hired Galtright (SoL) on Wednesday, January 13.

Octavian Malaxa (ND) was hired Wednesday, January 20.

### February 2021

On Friday, February 5, 2021, cryptic (SoL) was hired.

Seven hours later, Bert (SoL) was hired, and would start running his popular #FinancialTimes series.

Soy\_Trap (SoL) was hired on Monday, February 22.

### March 2021

*TRA* employed Epstein Didn't Kill Himself (SoL) as a Chess Columnist on Monday, March 15.

*The Righteous Adorian'*s Founding Father, Diamond (NPP), made controversial comments in support of then-presidential candidate King Adoria's beliefs on homosexuality. Epstein Didn't Kill Himself resigned in disgust, while Diamond soon after resigned from all of his political positions and left the country. LastCelebration (SoL) became the editor-in-chief on Monday, March 22.

15 minutes later, krisys (SoL) was hired, and Epstein was rehired. Mikoyan (LU), and the United Workers Front party's leader MapleSpace (UWF), were afterwards also hired at the company.

birdbrain (BA), a center-left member of the Adorian National Assembly from the Lavanda Islands, was hired on Saturday, March 27, 2021.

Two days later, center-right newspaper *The Hawk* went out of business. Its owner, MarceL (TPP), was hired on Monday, March 29.

National Democratic Party deputy leader Earthly was hired on Tuesday, March 30. The NDP's whip, Fran, was hired the next day.

### April 2021

The 35th Minister for Education, Culture & Media, Marecheck (TPP), was hired on April Fools Day.

GeraldTawrig (CSM), an Italian-Adorian from Mediterraneo, was hired on Tuesday, April 13.

### May 2021

Mateo (SoL), an activist from the Lavanda Islands, was hired on Friday, May 7. *The Righteous Adorian*, in a media release, bragged that it "continues to expand, with its number of subscribers constantly growing at a time when major left-wing newspapers are going bankrupt and/or closing down.

Monday, May 10 saw the hiring of Limni MNA Alex II (Con), because the paper "only hires the best, as seen in the stellar reporting of Mateo (), its last hire before Alex, on the politics of his home state of the Lavanda Islands."

*TRA*, a newspaper whose original owner was a staunch protectionist and autarkist, had also hired self-described neoliberal Jacire (Con) that same day.

Prince Karl (Con) from Mediterraneo was hired the next day. His first article was about the Chaos, Craziness and Confusion regarding the editorial standards of the new Liberty Central media outlet.

2 days later, another CPA member from Medi was hired, HOSOH. His first article reported on the Adorian National Front's new leader HeyIt'sJoe and his suspension of the scheduled party leadership elections, after his predecessor Icefio left the nation.

### June 2021

*The Righteous Adorian* hired "intelligent right-wing Limnian" Falcontra (SoL) on Monday, June 7, 2021.

### July 2021

zap, a Conservative Party of Adoria member from Maritania was hired on July 21. His column, zapata shitshow, focused on local Maritanian politics, and criticized incumbent governor speedsterlw (UWF) for his plans, such as those to lower the drinking age and legalize all narcotics.

## Notable articles

Article types are In-Depth, Breaking, Internal and Interview.

## References

1. ↑ alexauditoreda (December 15, 2020). “The righteous Adorian and globo magazine accepted” – via Discord.
2. ↑ Diamond (December 15, 2020). “**THE RIGHTEOUS ADORIAN** - We the People of Adoria demand a Complete Staff Reform!” – via Discord.
3. ↑ Diamond (December 30, 2020). “@Deleted User I’m hiring @BismarckLover and @LastCelebration !” – via Discord.
4. ↑ Diamond (January 5, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @the romanian” – via Discord.
5. ↑ Diamond (January 9, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @theamazingninjawolf, and rehiring @Deleted User  and rehiring @Monghis Khan. lmao so many reporters @Staff” – via Discord.
6. ↑ Diamond (January 9, 2021). “I’m hiring @Deleted User @Staff” – via Discord.
7. ↑ Diamond (January 13, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @Galtright” – via Discord.
8. ↑ Diamond (January 20, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @Octavian Malaxa” – via Discord.
9. ↑ Diamond (February 5, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @jarbo” – via Discord.
10. ↑ Diamond (February 6, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @Bert as financial consultant” – via Discord.
11. ↑ Diamond (February 22, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @𝓢𝓸𝔂\_𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓹” – via Discord.
12. ↑ Diamond (March 15, 2021). “@Staff I’m hiring @Epstein Didn't Kill Himself as a Chess Columnist!” – via Discord.
13. ↑ LastCelebration (March 22, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: ***The Righteous Adorian*** **chief exec Diamond resigns**” – via Discord.
14. ↑ LastCelebration (March 22, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **@krisys () and @Epstein Didn't Kill Himself () are hired**” – via Discord.
15. ↑ LastCelebration (March 22, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **@Mikoyan () is hired in** ***TRA***” – via Discord.
16. ↑ LastCelebration (March 22, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: ***TRA*** **hires** **@MapleSpace ()**” – via Discord.
17. ↑ LastCelebration (March 27, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **Lavanda Islands MNA @birdbrain is hired on** ***TRA***” – via Discord.
18. ↑ LastCelebration (March 29, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: ***The Hawk*** **owner** **@MarceL hired in** ***TRA*** **in wake of former paper's deletion**” – via Discord.
19. ↑ LastCelebration (March 30, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **NatDems dep leader** **@Earthly now a** ***TRA*** **reporter**” – via Discord.
20. ↑ LastCelebration (March 30, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **NatDems party whip** **@Fran hired on** ***TRA***” – via Discord.
21. ↑ LastCelebration (April 1, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **TPP N.Assemblymember @Deleted User hired on** ***TRA***” – via Discord.
22. ↑ LastCelebration (April 13, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **CSM rising star @GeraldTawrig is hired on** ***TRA***” – via Discord.
23. ↑ LastCelebration (May 7, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: ***The Righteous Adorian*** **hires @Mateo as its newest reporter**” – via Discord.
24. ↑ LastCelebration (May 10, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **Conservative MNA** **@Alex II hired on** ***The Righteous Adorian***” – via Discord.
25. ↑ LastCelebration (May 10, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: ***TRA*** **shows that anything is possible with** **@Jacire hired**” – via Discord.
26. ↑ LastCelebration (May 11, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **Con from Medi @Prince Karl is hired**” – via Discord.
27. ↑ LastCelebration (May 14, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **Another Conservative from Medi, @HOSOH, is hired**” – via Discord.
28. ↑ LastCelebration (June 7, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: ***The Righteous Adorian*** **hires @Falcontra**” – via Discord.
29. ↑ LastCelebration (July 21, 2021). “📰 MEDIA: **Local politician @zap is hired at** ***TRA***” – via Discord.