CCpasta

**CCpasta (carbon copypasta)** refers to copypasta having to do with Cal Zone.

## Collection of CCpasta

* "I’ll have you know that I am very well-versed in a manner of different applications that one can use for accounting. Generally, of course, what I learn among my peers has a lot to do with money, and occasionally we do have to interact with some of the more...well, let’s just say the Valley Silicon is very lucrative these days and uh, we do have to interact with some of the more unprofessional types. I will say the education I am receiving is very very advanced, and I wouldn’t expect you to comprehend some of the day to day learnings of myself and my peers. " (Cal Zone himself, Ep. 1.1: These People Seem So Stupid)
* "Business boy. so easy to murder. he starts talking about the stock market and the net thing he knows I have punched him to death" (Phebpheb13, from a comment on the Cal Zone wiki page)
* "Cal zone? Stupid idiot motherfucking cal zone? God damn fool business doing salteen eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the business school laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking cal zone Stop pinning me when I talk about cal zone I hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up economics books why did he decide to fuck around and find out just set them loose is he going to win the murder game is he a bastard man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room not even a real person and I know he has the world’s shittiest smoothed down hair get away from me if i wanted to get into heaven and god said cal zones waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with cal zone winning the game not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects does business but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of economics ill go ham BETTER have had business school make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateCalZone is cal zone even good at murder if he wins the game im going to so deeply wish he didn’t crusty business boy ill punch cal and his sad frail business boy twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final statistics chart he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when cal died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true number charts" (Phebpheb13, on the ZZMM Discord server)
* "Your name is CAL ZONE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of STOCKS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for BUSINESS and ONLY BUSINESS. You like to type business emails but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for TAX EVASION, and are an aspiring STOCK MARKET CAPITALIST BOOTLICKER. You also like to have SUSPICIONS about EVERYONE YOU MEET because of prior experiences as a BUSINESS MAJOR. What will you do?" (Septarianflare, on the ZZMM Discord server)