Books/DVDs

**dance DVD** "Your Career In Dancing". A DVD that supposedly will teach you how to dance, though the content rating on the back specifically says that it's not for anyone under the age of 18.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Raises Dancing Skill : +1 Maximum 20</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">martial arts DVD</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A DVD that claims to be able to teach martial arts. You doubt it, but you imagine it would be a good workout nonetheless. </span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $25.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Raises Combat Skill : Maxium 20</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Parenting for Dummies</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A book that does exactly what it claims: teaches the basics of parenting and preparing for children. It's kind of condescending at times, but still informative.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $40.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">What to Expect When You're Expecting</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A book about pregnancy and childbirth. Although the subject matter is pretty clear, there's some stuff about parenting in a few of the later chapters, at least for the beginning of the eventual child's life.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $35.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Basics of Parenting</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Less of a book and more of a magazine, this relatively brief primer on parenting and pregnancy contains some useful information nonetheless.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $15.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A book about dancing, intended for beginners. The basic steps are pretty simple, but there's some complicated stuff in there too.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $35.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Raises Dancing Skill : +2 Maxium skill 30</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Office Environments For Imbeciles</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A book about office jobs. It's pretty straightforward, with some useful tips, but there's just a hint of condescension.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $35.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Raises Office Skill</span> : Maxium skill 20</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">The full title of the book is "Waving the Flag: Symbolic Gestures That Can Inspire Those Around You Without Actually Doing Anything". Looks like a book on supervisory and leadership techniques.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $35.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Raises Supervisory Skill</span> : Maxium skill 20</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A book on home repair, along with ideas on how to seduce women while helping them with their, ahem, plumbing. It's a very odd book, but the reviews, while denouncing the sexism, compliment the author on the thorough knowledge of various aspects of home repair.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $35.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Raises Technical Aptitude Skill</span> : Maxium skill 20</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Poker Face</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A book about poker faces. Seems pretty self-explanatory. The blurb on the back, though, makes it clear that the book is about deception and lying, and how to both spot it, and get away with it.</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $35.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Raises Deception Skill : Maxium skill 20</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Women's Health magazine</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A magazine dedicated to women's health, as the name implies. There's pictures of fit but not necessarily muscular women throughout, and the articles are dedicated to methods of maintaining a fit, female body.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">+1 femininity, -1 sexuality</span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Style Magazine</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A magazine about fashion and style, unsurprisingly. There are tips for what to wear to certain occasions, what accessories go well with what outfits, and even how to carry yourself to display confidence and grace.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">+1 femininity, -1 sexuality, +1 natural charisma</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $15.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Cosmopolitan Magazine</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">World famous Cosmo magazine. Full of tips for fashion, femininity and sex, for anyone interested in reading it. You've heard that the sex tips are actually quite ridiculous, but you suppose beggars can't be choosers.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">+1 femininity, -1 sexuality, +1 sex skill, +1 natural charisma</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $15. Reading this item will use it up.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Hustler magazine</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A scandalous pornographic magazine. The focus is on straight, heterosexual sex, usually in strange locations, but not necessarily strange by any stretch of the imagination.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">+1 femininity, +1 sexuality, +5 arousal</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $20.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Sex Herald magazine</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A magazine by women, for women. Quite literally, in fact, as this particular magazine caters to women who like women in a more-than-platonic way.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">+1 femininity, -1 sexuality, +5 arousal</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">It costs $20.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">**<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";color:black">Men's Health magazine</span>**</span></p>

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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">A magazine dedicated to men's health, as the name implies. Features pictures of half-naked, heavily muscled, oiled-up men, and articles about how to stay in shape.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">-1 femininity, +1 sexuality</span></p>

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