Rated R for Rules

**Rated R for Rules** is the 12th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Rilbert's Split

## Synopsis:

When a new Ace Savvy movie comes out, Lincoln vows to see it. Problem is? It's rated R and he's forbidden from seeing it even though all his friends were allowed to see it. He schemes to see the movie anyways.

## Character appearances:

* Lincoln Loud
* Clyde McBride
* Chandler McCann
* Cody Carpenter
* Liam
* Zach Gurdle
* Rusty Spokes
* Jenni Homandollar
* Paige
* Stella
* Landon
* Lisa Loud
* Lola Loud
* Lana Loud
* Lily Loud
* Lucy Loud
* Lynn Loud
* Luan Loud
* Luna Loud
* Lori Loud
* Leni Loud
* Rita Loud
* Lynn Loud Sr

## Transcript:

On an October day, Lincoln, Clyde, and Chandler were on their way to the comic book shop.

Clyde: So, is anyone going to see the new Ace Savvy movie that premieres next week?

Chandler: You know it!

Lincoln: I can't wait!

~ ~ ~

A week passed and Lincoln already counted down the days to seeing the new Ace Savvy movie.

Lincoln: Nothing can ruin this day!

He went downstairs for breakfast.

His whole family was down there.

Lincoln: Mom, Dad. There's this really amazing Ace Savvy movie that's coming out tomorrow. Can you take me to see it?

Rita turned around.

Rita: Sorry, Lincoln.

Lynn Sr: Yeah. That movie's rated R! There's no way you're seeing it.

Lincoln: Come on! Just last month, I saw KICK ASS!

Lucy: That movie was awesome.

Lucy grinned deviously.

Rita: And you got nightmares from that, Lincoln. There's no way we're letting you see ANOTHER R rated movie to later get nightmares.

Lynn Sr: And let's not forget about the Harvester. You couldn't sleep for WEEKS!

Lincoln got annoyed.

Lincoln: Okay, okay. I get it.

Lincoln sulked to his room.

Lisa: I don't mean to intrude, but why does he want to see THAT movie?

Lola: Beats me!

~ ~ ~

Lincoln was in his room, sulking.

His walkie talkie rang.

Lincoln grabbed it.

Clyde (on other line): Lincoln! My dads just bought 4 front row seats to the movie! You are so invited!

Lincoln: I won't be seeing the movie. My parents said that since it's rated R, it'll give me nightmares.

Clyde (on other line): I'm shocked! And I said MY dads are overprotective!

Lincoln: You're telling me.

~ ~ ~

The next day at school, Lincoln was still upset about not being able to see the movie.

Clyde: Don't worry about it, Lincoln. I'm sure not EVERYONE will see it.

The rest of Lincoln's friends, Chandler, Cody, Liam, Zach, and Rusty came rushing over to Lincoln and Clyde.

Chandler: We've scored FRONT ROW seats to the ultimate Ace Savvy film EVER!

Cody: Yeah. It'll be the movie of the year.

Liam: You're tellin' me. The pigs in my farm can't wait for a review.

Zach: And I heard it's supposed to be even better than the comics!

Rusty: And I can't wait to get all the popcorn in the world.

Lincoln: Uh, guys...

Lincoln looked sad.

Lincoln: I won't be allowed to see it. It's rated R and my parents think I'll get nightmares.

Chandler: Well, that's dumb.

Cody: Have you tried convincing them?

Lincoln: YES! I even stated I was allowed to see Kick Ass!

Chandler: Oh please. That movie is so last year.

Lincoln: I guess. But still...

Cody: Let's just get to class before Mr. Miller gives us all demerits.

Lincoln and his friends left the hallway.

Landon overheard everything.

Landon: So that little punk isn't allowed to see the new Ace Savvy...

Landon grinned evilly.

Landon: Wait till the whole school finds out.

~ ~ ~

During lunch, Lincoln was sitting with his friends.

Paige, Stella, and Jenni came up to Lincoln.

Lincoln: Hello ladies. Care to join us?

Paige: No! Landon told us about you!

Lincoln: Say whaaat?

Stella: He said you are just a baby who gets scared of R rated movies!

Lincoln: I don't believe this!

Jenni: Well, believe it. You can go ask him yourself.

Lincoln: I will!

Lincoln stormed out angrily.

~ ~ ~

Lincoln found Landon in the gym.

Lincoln: Landon! Why did you say that about me?

Landon: Oh please. You are NOT as cool as people think! You are NOTHING.

Lincoln: And WHAT does this have to do with me not being allowed to see the Ace Savvy movie?

Landon: Because you're a little baby! Only little babies can't handle R rated films.

Lincoln: Ugh. That's it!

Lincoln left the gym.

Lincoln: If mom and dad won't take me... I know someone who will!

~ ~ ~

After school, Lincoln got home.

All his sisters was in the living room. Except Lori.

Lincoln: Has anyone seen Lori?

Luna: Haven't seen her, bro.

Leni: Like, I think she was in our room, but she could've left for work. I'm not too sure...

Lucy: Is anything wrong?

Lily: Oh, Linky!

Lisa: I'm certain you'll find Lori. In the meantime, join us for an epic showing of Descendants 3.

Lola: Yeah. It's WAY better than that STUPID Ace Savvy film you wanna see.

Lana: Why sure! Even though I don't entirely GET Descendants...

Luan: But it's so funny at times!

Lynn: Also, Lori is at the mall. At her new job.

Lincoln: Thank you, guys!

Lincoln left.

~ ~ ~

Lincoln reached the mall, where Lori was.

Lincoln: Lori!

Lori: Oh, hey Lincoln. You need to help me with something.

Lincoln: What is it?

Lori: I can't be a concessionaire. It's too much work.

Lincoln: So you're working at the movie theater....

Lincoln got an idea.

Lincoln: Saaaay.... Can you admit me to the new movie, Ace Savvy's Epic Journey tonight?

Lori: Ooooo... Sorry, but mom and dad said you couldn't see that movie. How about the Lion King?

Lincoln: No! Everyone in school is seeing it!

Lori: I tell you what. Maybe I'll talk to mom and dad. And I'll comfort you throughout the film if you get nightmares.

Lincoln: You really would do that?

Lori: Yeah. Anything for my little bro!

Lincoln: Lori, you're the best!

~ ~ ~

That evening, the entire Loud family was at the theater waiting for the new Ace Savvy film to start.

Rita: Lincoln, are you SURE you can handle this?

Lynn Sr: I heard it could get pretty intense.

Lincoln: No worries. I've got this!

~ ~ ~

After the film was over, Lincoln and the whole family exited the theater.

Lincoln: It. Was. AWESOME! And not scary at all!

Rita looked at the movie poster.

Rita: Uh, Lincoln. I feel as though I misread something.

Underneath was the rating. It wasn't R after all! Just PG-13!

Rita: Apparently, this movie WASN'T as intense as we thought.

Lincoln gasped.

Lincoln: LANDON. And he said I couldn't handle R rated movies. But it's PG-13?!

Lori: Yeah, apparently my boss got the wrong poster where it was originally supposed to be rated R.

Lincoln: Wow! Unbelievable.