Something bad happened.

TITLE: Something bad happened.

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: basilries, suckerfish

WRITERS: 3na, saff, zion

RATED ALL AGES

today basil basil visit the beach ahhhh fun. playing in the sand and making sand castles. chase the algae and gather them together. "I'm going to the water now!" said Basil. run in the water ahhso fun yay! He stayed in the water for a while, when suddenly...

"SUKER FISH!!?!!!LOOOL" he shouted. there's catfish!

Sudenly the suckerfish grew a realistic mans face and looked

Direcltly at the camera which I guess in this context would be Basils face because this is from his perspective.

“Fuck you. Why are you laughing at me, boy? Do you know what it’s like being a suckerfish, Basil? How hard it is? I bet you’ve never known a day of hardship in your life, Basil, at least in comparison to me, a suckerfish. Have you ever had to live in a freshwater stream? Fight for your food? No you haven’t.all youdo is printout snarks and kiss glados and Barney.”

“Hey that last part was really uncalled for man”said basil who was also fucking pissed now and a bit disturbed also because may I remind you this suckerfish has a man’s face now.

“I DONT CARE. ASSHOLE. IM HITTING YOU WITH MY FISH BEAM NOW”

Before he even had time to process this statement, Basil watched in horror as the suckerfish reeled back and, similar to Gyarados from Pokémon firing a hyper beam,fired a BLINDINGLY BRIGHT FISH BEAM directly at Basil’s SKULL making him PASS OUT. And when he awoke….HE WAS A SUCKERFISH MERSOMETHING(human upper half suckerfish lower half or maybe the reverse I dunno the suckerfish head is kinda critical to this equation). Basil SCREAM but SINCE HEBREATHES IN WATER NOW NOT ON LAND HE GASPS FOR AIR AS SUCKERFISH LAUGH EVILLY!

The sucker fish suddenly turned into a realistic man's face and stared.

In that context, I'm guessing it will be Basil's face directly in front of the camera because that's from his point of view.

“Fuck off. Why are you laughing at me son? Do you know what it's like to be a sucker fish, Basil? How hard? I'm sure you've never had a day of trouble in your life, Basil, at least compared to me, he's a sucker fish. Have you ever had to live in a freshwater stream? Will you fight for your food? No, you didn't. All you do is print your bullshit and kiss Glados and Barney."

“Hey, that last part was just out of place for humans,” said Basil, who was also now very angry and a little annoyed because may I remind you that this sucker fish now has a male face?

"I do not care. DIRT. NOW I HIT YOU WITH MY FISH BEAM”

Before he even had a chance to process this explanation, Basil watched the sucker fish return and FAIL, firing a BLINDING BRIGHT FISH BEAM directly at Basil's Skull, similar to how Gyarados in Pokémon fired a hyper beam. And when he woke up... HE WAS AN EMYI FISH MERSOMETE (upper half of man, lower half of suckerfish or maybe vice versa, I don't know if the head of suckerfish is critical to this equation). Basil Screams BUT NOW BREATHES ON WATER NOT ON LAND, IT IS BREATHING AIR LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE LAUGH! SUDDENLY. THERE IS A BIG EVENT (OH BOLONY) 2 planes are flying towards the twin towers at once and the year is 2001. These sucker fish are doing LOL!