Joyce Wars

A series of insurgencies and battles in Tierra Del Fuego between Chile, Argentina, the United States and the United Kingdom starting with the killing of the American 5 Star General Bonobo E. Joyce and British agent Togo Oldman.

It ended with Geheim Rat becoming the sole dictator of the disputed territory and the Falkland Islands, and being appointed by the UN to be in sole control of Antarctica. He was then elected president of the United States of America, but left office without resigning as he could not speak English and instead became president-for-life in Argentina.

This raised the question, who is the president of the United States? An unofficial election was called two years later with there being three candidates, one of them being Senator Peter Zhao. This election lead to the Great American Federal Freakout.

## Persons of Interest

### Açegi ie Pavew Yipru

Japanese-Russian President of Argentina, appointed by the United Kingdom during the Joyce Wars after a successful invasion of the Argentinian Capital. Assassinated within two months, had approval rating of 0.02%. Threatened to leak the personal data of every citizen in Argentina if they did not comply with his unknown demands. He claimed that if his approval rating didn't increase, he would give all of Argentina's assets to the United Kingdom, including individual citizen's property. He was allegedly assassinated by the order of Eamaia Promao do Zedong.

### Goldworld Silvernation Copperprovince Zincman (G. Silverna. C. Zincman)

General of both the Argentinian army and the Chilean Army under two false names, Silverna Zincman (Argentina) and Aumonde Kupferproventse (Chile). Orchestrated the entire land war and later became a false informant of the UK under the fake name Gosico Zuaba and a high ranking advisor to the U.S. President under the false name Sam Gouldman. He also became the leader of a political party in Brazil under the name Joao Copernicus Sinco. He infiltrated 10 different cartels in Mexico and Columbia to fund his expenditures under various unknown fake names, one being Pablo Escobar. He still holds all of these positions. Claimed by Chinese netizens to be one of the 4,000 Chinese Water Demons (Saying this phrase will get you KILLED by a group of SASAC employed THUGS!) Enemy of Zanzibar Land, Enemy of Yakub, Ally of UN, Neutral to SASAC.

### Southeast Jalalabad

Argentinian warlord. He started battling because his wife left him, and eventually controlled up to 40% of the disputed territory at his peak power. The Warlord State he lead was known as Free Ole Poker Qui Gay (POQIG). Ally of Zanzibar Land and Neutral to Yakub. Enemy of the UN.

### Hideki Tojo Vasquez

The man who assassinated Yiprew. He worked for the UN but abruptly left 5 days before the incident. Citizen of the Falkland Islands and also foreign worker of SASAC. Unknown morals.

### Juan Odysseus S-Illamo (Es-dash-illamo) Grant (J. Odysseus S. Grant)

President of Chile during the entire war. Shot in office by Geheim Rat one day after peace was signed. Enemy of Argentina, Neutral to all other entities.

### Togo Oldman

Believed to be an individual on par with G. Silverna. C. Zincman in terms of trickery. Moral alignment: Evil

### Geheim Rat

The dictator of the disputed territory and the Falkland Islands, and being appointed by the UN to be in sole control of Antarctica. He was then elected president of the United States of America, but left office without resigning as he could not speak English and instead became president-for-life in Argentina. He is still the president of the United States but is absent in office. Extreme Pro-UN, May defect to SASAC, Anti-Yakub, Anti-Zanzibar

### Pepino Amor Yat

Son of Pepino Fu Yat. Chinese soldier who got lost in the Argentinian Jungle and found a man named Mr. Gay Russia.

### Mikhuel Josefstalin Hispaniola IIII (fourth)

SAS agent, real name Jeremy Englishman XV. He democratized the PRCA and after 2 years of leadership, handed over the authority to the United Kingdom, saying that "Sau, who is Eamaia, who is Mao, who is me, wanted this, and this is what we need."

He later genuinely converted to the Abudimaox religion and seized back control of the Falkland Islands from the British Crown, declaring "holy war" on the UK resulting in extreme civil unrest in London, leading to the UK's withdrawal from the war. He was appointed governor of the Falkland Islands by Geheim Rat. After this, he faked his death and returned to his original name of Jeremy Englishman XV, claiming that he was the reincarnation of Mikhuel J. Hispaniola IIII. Attempting to clone himself and Eamaia Promao do Zaedong so that they rule for life one after the other forever. Had 3 of his nuclear weapons stolen by Zanzibar and has an approval rating of 99.99984%.

He has increased the population of the Falkland Islands from 2,840 to 675,000 people as of 2019, most of whom are manual laborers. This means that the original population is now 0.00124% of the current population, but DON'T worry because he has made them all billionaires. It is estimated that in 2021 the Falkland Islands has a population of 16,000,000 people, 2,960 of which are not manual laborers. Population density in the Falkland Islands is now the 3rd highest in the world!! It also has the lowest quality of life in human history and most of the entire area on one island consists of just 20 km deep mines, on another it is just entirely a processing plant, and on another it is entirely a manufacturing plant. There are three small islands where the original population now lives named Zedong, Mao and Mao Zedong island.

### Sau Zauzooau Guuman

Brazilian man who entered the Falkland islands through a dark web kidnapping orchestrated by Eamaia Promao do Zedong. Claiming to be his reincarnation, he lead the totalitarian state for 13 days changing the state religion into Atheism-Buddhism- Mao-Zedong-Worship-Christianity (known as Abudimaox (a-BOO-dih-MAO-ks) or Falklands Savior Religion, FaSaRe). before he was assassinated by the SAS, and was replaced by another man who claimed to be the reincarnation of Sau Zauzooau. In actuality, this man was a British agent named Mikhuel Josefstalin Hispaniola IIII,

### Brasil Argentinaman

Chilean Dark Web user who sends thousands of kidnapped people to the Falkland Islands daily. Said to be the only billionaire in Chile. Not fluent in Spanish. Only fluent in Portuguese.

### Eamaia Promao do Zedong

Self-proclaimed descendant and reincarnation of Mao Zedong who started a 17 day totalitarian state in the Falkland Islands called the "People's Republic of China Abroad" (PRCA) . Starting the "Cultural Revolution 2", he imported 60,000 people into the Falkland islands through the dark web and forced them to do manual labor. Died of a drug overdose 4 days into office, people began worshipping his body and a 34 year old man, Sau Zauzooau claiming to be his reincarnation lead the state from then on. He had 5 descendants, one named Aoaoa Promao do Zedong, the current commander of the PLA's elite unit 61398 which was formerly lead by John Guo until his death.

### Bonobo E. Joyce

An American General who was held hostage for 201 days in the Argentinian-Chilean disputed territory by the forces of Togo Oldman, who was unknown at the time. He was killed at exactly 12:00 AM by a stray bullet from the US Military according to the official Chilean report, but in actuality he was killed by one of the infamous Antarctican Death Squads, lead by Geheim Rat from a commission made by the Argentinian Government.  Due to this, Senator Peter Zhao issued an unauthorized order for the U.S. Military to launch a military intervention in the disputed territory. In reaction to this, the Chilean and Argentinian armies, as well as third and fourth-party affiliated civilians began to take the border dispute into their own hands, pouring gasoline onto a nearly-smothered flame.

### Loan Monet Mangolo Moamal

An Argentinian warlord who spearheaded unrest in the United Kingdom to rouse support for British intervention into the conflict. He placed an order for 350 British Citizens on the dark web, and once obtaining them, forced them to play a game similar to Squid Game in the disputed warzone. Due to this, and the revolution lead by Zedong in the Falkland Islands, the UK ordered authorization of military action in the CADZ (Chilean-Argentinian Disputed Zone)

### Senator Election Managale

Argentinian man claiming to be nephew of Adolf Hitler. He took a DNA Test on live television but was arrested by the French Foreign Legion for fraud before the results could come back. He is not a senator, that is just his first name.

### Sr. President Lao Jone, Jr. President Yakube Masao

(Sr. P.L. Jone Jr. Yakube M.) A man who is the president of Biblioberio De Southamerica, a Yakubist city in the disputed territory that declared independence during the Joyce War. He claims that UN agents are surrounding the city and nearby Yakubist villages, stalking and terrorizing them.

### Adolf Bolivar Hirohito Washington Sr.

90 year old warrior in the disputed territory. He has 20 sons. Claims to be the real father of Mao Zedong and Senator Election Managale.

### Lḿsao Zaetong

Clone of Mao Zedong made by the Chinese Army to destabilize Argentina. Fluent in Spanish and is a sleeper agent ready to kill Geheim Rat at a moments notice from SASAC.

### Mao Zedong (I) Mao Zedong (II) Mao Zedong (III) Mao Zedong (IV) Mao Zedong (V) Mao Zedong (VI) Mao Zedong (VII)

Council of 7 leaders of the Falklands Savior Religion, often referred to as the 7 Grandmothers. They are currently in informal control over the Falkland Islands and the people who are constantly being kidnapped and sent there through the dark web, and a small portion of Argentina.