Part 6

Spongebob and Albert moves into the neighbourhood.

**Part 6** of Meme House originally streamed on the 29th of September, 2019. The main theme of **Part 6** is the *Path of Legends* mod provided by Kirillian for Part 5, but only started being used in this Part.

## Plot and Events

### Squarepants Household

High noon. In the now abandoned house formerly occupied by the late Enyaba Ordonez, two people arrive. One of them is Albert Wesker, an evil genius who is secretly plotting to take over all of Oasis Springs, and the other is the naive and goofy Spongebob Squarepants, who is blissfully unaware of his roommate's intention.

The two settle in and receive a visit from an old woman, not unlike the former house owner. She is apparently unaware of Enyaba's death and is surprised to be greeted by a giant talking sponge. She introduces herself to Wesker, while Spongebob cooks a meal for everyone.

Suddenly, more people arrive at the house, including Johnny Zest, Funky Kong and Kira Yoshikage, who makes his Stand Killer Queen carry a fruitcake for his new neighbor, making it appear to be floating in the air. Wesker tried to call for a Pepperoni Pizza with Extra ~~Milk~~ Cheese, but it never arrives, leaving him frustrated.

While the neighbors chat, Wesker spots the pizza delivery girl walking outside, without his pizza. He tries to run after her, but she disappears. He then decides to try the fruitcake that Kira brought him, finding out that he quite enjoys it. He then turns on his new super stereo and invites his neighbors to dance.

Wesker, Spongebob and Funky get down, while Johnny joins in from a distance, having learned not to get too close to his freaky neighbors after early interactions with the Bogan Household. Kira watches on from the kitchen, pouting with disapproval of such primitive behavior.

As Kira chats with himself and eats fruitcake in the kitchen, the stereo starts playing Michael Jackson's grunts and yells, which summons the King of Pop himself, who walks by the house without saying a word.

After one of the many Cock and Ball Torture remixes starts playing on the radio, everyone decides to leave. Wesker and Spongebob are the first new neighbors to leave a positive image to the traditional Welcome Wagon of this neighborhood. Even Johnny Zest had some fun, without being tortured by his new neighbors.

As Wesker and Spongebob chat about the party they just threw for the neighbors, Wesker spots the pizza girl walking the streets again. He confronts her about his pizza never arriving, but she brushes him off. Wesker then buys some baby laxatives and MDMA pills from her, leaving it on the counter.

While Wesker decides to practice his katana skills, the pizza girl decides to start talking to herself in front of him, getting cut in the process. Wesker, wondering why did she not feel pain from getting cut, attacks her with killing intent, and kills her on the spot. He then receives a text from an anonymous Sim requesting an assassination.

As Death arrives to claim the soul of the pizza girl, the man who requested the assassination busts in and shows Wesker a funny meme on his phone. Confused about what just happened, Wesker murders the man, before realizing that he was the one seeking the assassination, and not the target. He takes a bite of fruitcake before heading outside and cleaning off the blood from his clothes in front of the target as an intimidation tactic.

Wesker then practices with the Greatsword for a bit, before kicking the target in the nuts, performing a rolling attack, coating his sword with lightning and striking him while he is down, grabbing him by the leg and tossing him aside, jumping ten feet into the air and coming down stabbing the target's chest, as lightning strikes his corpse, leaving it burning.

He then smugly runs back inside and continues eating his fruitcake. While he is eating, he notices that Liquid Bogan is outside, having an argument with the trashcan. Wesker approaches the ghost, but he doesn't seem to realize that Wesker is there, continuing arguing with the trash.

Wesker decides to fight the ghost, but before he can do so, a man comes over and pays him for the assassination he just completed. Wesker is unaware that the man paying him is actually a dirty cop, who hires professional killers to get rid of criminals and civilians alike that he dislikes. When he turns his attention back to the ghost, Wesker sees that it's actually cleaning up the blood left from the killing earlier, and decides to let him stay.

The cop then immediately requests another assassination. He wants Wesker to kill Diamond Mooney, a drug dealer who is outside of Wesker's house. Wesker instead decides to ignore the request and take a nap, as Spongebob took his bed and he is very tired. The cop then steals one of Wesker's books and starts reading it outside, next to Wesker's targets.

This was a grave mistake, as Wesker does not tolerate being fucked with. He calmly walks up to the cop and goes BERSERK again, killing him with the same insane attack that he used on his first target earlier. He then chats with the person he was supposed to assassinate, asking her about the drug quality in the area, before picking up the book that the cop stole and kicking her in the genitals.

In the morning, Spongebob fixes the toilet and sink that Liquid Bogan broke during the night, while jamming to Scatman John. He then goes to work, leaving Wesker alone in the house. He wakes up, needing to take a pee badly, but is interrupted by another person who wants Diamond Mooney, the drug dealer, dead. He decides to ignore the task again to instead work out and build muscle.

The assassination seeker comes back, demanding that Wesker kill Mooney. He tells her not to worry about it and she leaves, as Mooney herself enters the house and starts eating the leftover fruitcake from the day before.

Spongebob, stinky after the house's shower broke and was not fixed, decides to pay Funky Kong a visit, but is so spooked by the sight of Bonzi Buddy's satanic powers that he decides to instead sleep it off on a public bench, depressed about how his life has spiraled out of control after he started doing crack cocaine.

However, he decides to not sulk in his on filth and sadness anymore, as he runs to the grill located next to Kira's house to grill some... hot dogs. He then puts the hot dogs on the floor and starts eating them, alone. Spongebob then snaps out of his crack-filled trip and remembers that he's the master of hamburgers not hot dogs, and starts grilling himself some burgs.

Feeling better after his midnight Krabby Patty, Spongebob then breaks into Johnny Zest's house and uses his shower to clean himself, while Johnny watches sports while MEGALOVANIA plays on the radio. After leaving the shower, Spongebob walks up to Johnny, who is still watching TV, and pisses himself in front of him, before immediately running back home without ever saying a word to the man.

Spongebob then arrives home, where he finds Wesker masturbating in the bed. He tells him to leave, and then goes to sleep while contemplating suicide. Meanwhile, Wesker receives a visit from Diamond, who now wants him to murder another woman. Wesker's response is to immediately get naked and start working out. Diamond, just as nuts as anybody in this neighborhood, starts doing push-ups with him.

Before long, Diamond tries to get Wesker to kill herself, but Wesker sees through this trick and moves in to kill the lady she wanted dead before, but unfortunately, the sight of Albert Wesker walking up to her, completely naked and with a sword in his hand made her run the other direction.

Wesker then takes a naked nap on the couch, before going to work. Spongebob then wakes up, takes a shower and goes to work as well, leaving Diamond alone in a house that is not hers. After a while she finally takes the hint that she isn't supposed to be there and leaves as well.

Tired and smelly, Wesker comes back home from work, takes a shower, and pays the bills. After recieving a message from an assassination seeker he passes out on the floor and Spongebob comes home from work, having been promoted at his job. Wesker fulfils the assassination request he was messaged about.

Diamond shows up at the household again, and wesker goes to sleep. Spongebob sees a Wario clone as Diamond continues to cause trouble, invading Wesker's room, and talking around Spongebob while he sleeps. It is at this point that she reveals herself to be Jill Valentine. She gets a job, and proceeds to chat and dance with Spongebob. Realising the lack of space for three people, a second house is built for Spongebob on the Squarepants Household lot, resembling a pineapple.

Tired of assassination requests, Wesker decides to stop being an assassin, however he still kills his last assigned target for invading his house, and recieves his reward. In celebration, he dabs while taking a piss, like a champion. Several people start inviting themselves into the house, and Spongebob decides to take advantage of his new pineapple house, locking himself away from the madness.

### Bogan Household

The residents of the Bogan Household are up to their usual, Dio Brando is playing uno, Bulk Bogan is watching TV and Garfield Cat somehow grills hot dogs out of burnt burgers. Dio becomes a master of the katana, and starts recieving assassination requests near-instantly. Disgusted by being told what to do, in his own home, Dio uses the time-stopping abilities of The World in tandem with his newly acquired katana skills to murder the assassination seeker, bursting into laughter. Garfield is shocked by the dead body and pleads for him to be revived, to which Death agrees to, but he is left dead anyway.

A fake Bonzi arrives and requests that Dio kill Layne Hartman, but Dio ignores this, and stops taking assassination requests, despite the fact that the household only has 12 dollars to their names, and needs to pay their bills. Bulk visits the Zest Household, and gives Johnny a gift in the form of a giant picture of him flipping Johnny off in the bathroom above the toilet. Johnny plays the guitar and sings a song, then attempts to flirt with Bulk, but his advances are rejected, and Bulk goes home.

Back at home, Dio sarcastically mourns the man he killed earlier, and decides to drink some gamer girl pee, making him very tense, and then goes back to the sarcastic mourning. Desperate for money to pay the bills, Bulk goes outside, and begins twerking for money. He attracts quite the crowd, and starts earning a large sum of cash. Garfield uses some of the money to pay the bills, and then begins to twerk with Bulk to earn even more, eventually making over 3000 dollars. Skeletor arrives and manages to pickpocket the Bogans before running away. Bulk heads off to work, revealing his skin suit for the first time. Garfield starts earning money simply for being himself, bringing the money earned to over 4500, and Skeletor continues to steal money without anyone noticing.

Dio heads down to the gym and begins twerking for money, and appears to be spitroasted by Madeline Bynum and Brent Hecking and heads home before even earning one dollar. Using their new funds, the Bogan household buys a second, tiny, GameCube PC, which Dio uses to continue writing his book, "Johnny Zest, total asshole". Liquid Bogan's ghost arrives and the door to the house is locked to keep him out, but he is entirely unphased, and begins chatting with Garfield. Dio then commands him to repair the various broken objects around the house. Bulk gets home from work and changes out of his skin suit. Dio also commands the ghost of Matteo Ma (who was killed earlier by Wesker) to repair.

Dio begins decorating the house exterior, adorning it with a giant portrait of himself and surrounding it with lights, so that the whole neighborhood knows who he is. He begins cleaning outside despite the fact it is daytime and there are ghosts that he can command to clean up, which he does eventually do. Garfield releases a spirit to the netherworld, showcasing some kind of strange power. He attempts to repair the toilet, but pisses himself before he could finish doing it. Dio finishes writing his book and braves the sun to have it published. Bulk's bladder also fails due to the toilets being broken, which Dio had tried to fix, but Garfield was too busy showering for him to do.

Dio begins writing another book following the success of the last one he published, and titles it "Why I'm so great :)", apparently containing several pictures of Johnny Zest to laugh at. Two women are seen outside, one constantly tormenting the other, so Bulk goes out to intervene, but he can't do anything so he sleeps on a bench. Garfield seems to go over to help, twerking for money to serve as a distraction, but this doesn't do anything except earn him more money.

Bulk goes to visit the Squarepants Household, but Garfield immediately calls him a disgrace to the world, prompting Bulk to go to sleep. He goes inside the Squarepants house, and uses their shower since nobody appears to be home. However it turns out that Spongebob is stuck behind his bed, and cannot be helped due to his door being locked. Jill returns home from work, and Bulk goes to greet her, while Garfield dances to tornado warning noises. Garfield flirts with Jill but becomes incredibly sad when he's rejected by her.

Two sims are spotted outside kissing, and shortly after the man leaves, Garfield lashes out at the woman and beats her up, seemingly frustrated at his lack of love. After returning home, he invites Wario over to talk about their relationship, but Wario breaks it off with Garfield, and he falls asleep on the couch. After waking up and feeling confident, he attempts to recover things with Wario, trying to rekindle their romance, but it goes badly. Garfield goes off back to sleep.

### Chat Household

Jerma 985 and Twitch Chat are hanging out but Twitch goes to sleep while Jerma goes on the computer. Twitch wakes up and signs up to become an astronaut, and then makes mac and cheese, luckily not burning their basement down. Twitch travels around Oasis Springs knocking on doors, but nobody lives at any of the houses he visits, before heading off to the doctors overnight, and they give him some Xanax pills to take, though he doesn't initially pay them any mind, and then goes to sleep on a bench.

Twitch visits Johnny Zest, and surprisingly they get along very well, that is until Twitch goes to sleep in Johnny's bed, which upsets him. Twitch takes some of Xanax and then begins flirting with Johnny, and they begin building up romance between each other, and have their first kiss together. They continue flirting, and the episode leaves on a cliffhanger on the state of their relationship.

## Character Debuts

* Spongebob Squarepants
* Albert Wesker
* Lindsay Abernathy
* Michael Jackson
* Diamond Mooney/Jill Valentine
* Bella Goth
* Layne Hartman *(Cameo)*
* Kaiden Browne

## Memorable Quotes

"*That is the power of Uroboros! By the way, my name is Wesker, do you like fruitcake, dude?*"
—Wesker calmly starts talking with his target after brutally murdering the assassination seeker in front of her

"*Ever since Spoontelbab hit that crack, Spoopelbl was never the same...*"
—Joel narrates Spongebob's sadness as he sleeps in a bench, filthy

"*Now you too can... in first person, enjoy JOHNNY!? WEEEH!?*"
—Joel upon activating 1st person mode on Johnny Zest

"*You're a disgrace to this world!*"
—Garfield Cat to Bulk Bogan

## Trivia

* **Part 6** is notable for being the first Part since Part 1 to start with the addition of a new family (the Squarepants Household) as the addition of new households is usually saved for the ending of streams.