Total Lakitu RP-Poor Peach

lakitu) Hello campers today you see that all the contract lied but that doesn't matter you're on a desserted island with no wifi so who gives a fuck I can kill you all besides you all signed a release and they'd never know it was murder

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  (stop) the contestants called may talk (stop)
  (lakitu) First off we have princess Peach ruler of the mushroom kingdom and her daughter Baby peach
7:26

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Hello everyone!

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  BP: BOW DOWN TO ME
7:27

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) \*laughs at baby peach\*

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  (lakitu) Next we have mario
7:27

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Ryantprewitt:
Mario : Hi Everyone! MOMMA MIA! It feels so good to be here! \*jumps off the docks\*

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7:28

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Ugh...

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7:28

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) next off we have daisy

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  (daisy) Who's daisy again (in high pitched southern voice"
  )
  (lakitu) Um I'm not gonna dignify that with a response
  (lakitu) next we have wendy!
  (daisy) hey baby can you that's your first name right peach?
7:31

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Shovel Night:
Wendy: Hello slaves! I hope you will dignify me with what i deserve. Victory

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  Peach: yes its peac
  h
7:32

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) No I was asking the baby if it's first name was baby idk where else that word would come from

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7:32

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Shovel Night:
BP: No! Its not Baby! Its Princess Baby!

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7:33

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) next we have Boo

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  @ryan did you get my pms? XD
7:33

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Shovel Night:
(ryan) NO YOU UGLY WHORE I DID NOT

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7:33

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) What's a no?

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7:33

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Shovel Night:
geez ryan is a douchebag

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7:33

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Ryantprewitt:
XD

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7:34

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) what's a princess?

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  (daisy) who's baby peach again?
7:34

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Shovel Night:
BP: I'm your ruler! Now bow to me!

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7:35

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Ryantprewitt:
(ryancat) I never said that.

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7:35

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) um boo gonna get off

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  ?
  (lakitu) *forces boo off the boat*
7:35

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Shovel Night:
(evilryan) MUHUHAHAHA!!! THANKS TO THIS CLOAKING DEVISE I LOOK AND SOUND JUST LIKE RYAN

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7:36

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Ryantprewitt:
(ryancat) OH NO! IT WAS YOU!

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  Boo : Hey. What's up.
7:36

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) NOW BOO SPEAK TO THE CONTESTANTS!

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7:36

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Ryantprewitt:
Boo : So we're staying here? I expected a 5 star resort! I did not sign up for this.

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7:37

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) Hehe well I may show you this section and it says any LIVING being!

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7:37

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Shovel Night:
Peach: I think its rather nice to be away from bowser.

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7:37

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) technically your not alive

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  (lakitu) dry bones
  (dry bones) HEY NICE TO YOU ALL!
7:38

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Shovel Night:
Peach: I have some... issues with bowser sometimes....

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7:38

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Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) I don't do much and actually uh what's up with these contestants thought you needed to be sane to qualify

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7:39

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Shovel Night:
BP: Whats that sposed to mean?! BOW TO ME

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7:39

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) what do you mean I don't even know what is an up

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  (dry bones) but BP I'm not your citizen nor are we in the mushroom kingdom
7:40

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Shovel Night:
BP: Don't disrespect your queen! Peach: \*picks her up\* I apologize for her behavior

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7:41

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Superdawnfan:
(Dry Bones) It's cool btw you deserve way better than mario

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  (Dry bones) sorry I heard about the "issues" in the mushroom kingdom from the only heroic one besides you luigi was able to speak up and tell me but is for some reason scared of cops
7:42

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Its fine... I can deal with it.

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  Peach: But yeah marios kind of a slob...
7:43

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Ryantprewitt:
Mario : HEY! I AM A KING!

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7:43

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) NEXT WE HAVE YOSHI!

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7:44

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Shovel Night:
Peach: More like an idiot...

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7:44

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) and mario

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7:45

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Ryantprewitt:
Yoshi : HI EVERYONE! AHHAHAHAHAHAH!

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  Yoshi : THIS IS AWESOME!
7:45

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Shovel Night:
BP: HORSEY!!! \*gets on his back\*

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7:46

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) and a Mario!

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7:46

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Ryantprewitt:
Mario : YES HOST!

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7:46

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) I was saying get on the dock now

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7:47

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Ryantprewitt:
Mario : \*jumps back on the dock\*

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7:47

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) \*Falls off\* AHH THE FATASS PUSHED ME OFF!

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7:48

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Shovel Night:
Peach: \*carries BP onto the doc\*

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7:48

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) And Idk what it's called but I can't move up in water so I'll do whatever suffocating underwater from no air is called

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7:48

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Ryantprewitt:
Mario : HAHAHA! THAT'S WHY I AM THE BEST!

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7:48

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) and we have toad WAIT WHERE'S TOAD

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  (toad) *is smaller on the ground small to point can only be visible to certain people
  (toad) *high pitched squeal* I'll save you daisy *rescues daisy*
  (daisy) Oh my god you saved my life toad *tries hugging him but kneels on him and squashes him*\
7:50

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Shovel Night:
bp: \*riding on yoshis back\* Horsey!

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7:50

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) WHERE IS HE \*cries\*

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  (toad) *falls off unharmed*
7:50

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Ryantprewitt:
Yoshi : AHHAHAHHAAH! \*smiles at BP\*

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7:50

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) next since I can't see toad oh there he is

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  (lakitu) we now have birdo
7:51

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Shovel Night:
Birdo: Um.. Hey! Nice to meet you all... I don't get out much...

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7:52

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) and wario/waluigi!

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7:52

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Shovel Night:
Wario: HAHAHA! Waluigi: WALUIGI NUMBER ONE!!!

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7:53

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Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) they're making my ears hurt!

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7:53

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Shovel Night:

* both jump onto dock\*

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7:53

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) No silly they're making you hurt ears can't feel pain

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  (lakitu) GOOMBA!
  um there ryan? XD
7:55

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : EVERYONE IS A MOTHERF\*\*\*ING A\*\*HOLE WHO DOESN'T DESERVE ANY LIFE AND SHOULD GO DIE IN A FIRE BY ME! BECAUSE I AM THE BEST AND EVERYONE ELSE IS NOTHING BUT STUPID IDIOTIC MOTHERF\*\*\*ERS!

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  Mario, Yoshi, and Boo : ................
7:56

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Superdawnfan:
(daosy) What do you mean by everyone like everyone of what?

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7:56

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Hello to you, too.

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7:57

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) everyone of my brain cells because my father said bad stuff like that all the time and how woman shouldn't be allowed to think then again he did support hitler

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  (lakitu) Ok and uh.... DK
  (lakitu) along with Thwomp
7:59

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Shovel Night:
Thwomp: THWOMP IS HERE TO SMASH!!!

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7:59

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) DK?

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7:59

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Ryantprewitt:
DK : \*trips and flies into a stack of suitcases\*

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  Yoshi : *gasps*
  DK : *gives thumbs up*
  Yoshi : *smiles and gives thumbs up back*
8:00

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) save him with your tongue XD

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8:00

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Shovel Night:
BP: MY STUFF!!! OH NO D:

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8:01

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Superdawnfan:
(Lakitu)

```
  Magikoopa
  (magikoopa) (nasally) hey guys what's up?
  (lakitu) and lemmt
  *lemmy
  (lemmy) happy to finally escape my brother
  (lakitu) oh don't worry ROY'S ON TOO!
8:02

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Shovel Night:
Roy: Hi there, lemmy

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8:02

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Superdawnfan:
(lemmy) OH NO

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8:02

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Ryantprewitt:
Yoshi : \*sticks tongue into suitcases and accidently eats dk\*

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8:03

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Superdawnfan:
(lemmy) \*conf\* I came here to excape his abuse \*shivers in fear\*

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8:03

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Shovel Night:
Roy: \*slaps Lemmy in the face\* Snap out of it im a great bro

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8:04

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) next we have Luigi the coward and Koopa troopa the guy who stalked boo here!

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  ryan there?
8:07

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Shovel Night:
nah i killed him

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  sorry\
  i ate his throat
8:09

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Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Yo Hey! What's up?

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  Luigi : WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GHOST!
8:09

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Shovel Night:
oshit zombie

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8:09

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Ryantprewitt:
Mario : MAN UP YOU SON OF A B\*\*\*\*!

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8:10

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) we also have BJ

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8:10

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Shovel Night:
Peach: \*slaps Mario\* Don't speak to your own brother like that!

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8:10

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Superdawnfan:
(Bowser jr) Hey everyone

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  *a mysterious non competiting girl comes on* (roslina) don't worry he'll get what he deserves someday *vanishes*
8:12

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Shovel Night:
BP: BOW TO ME

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8:12

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Superdawnfan:
(Rosalina)

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  (lakitu) *duct tapes baby peach* YAY THE LUITTLE HELLSPAWN SHUT UP!
  *little*
8:13

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Shovel Night:
BP: \*tries to pull it off\*

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8:14

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) and lastly we have blooper

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  (Blooper) I LOVE WATER MORE THAN ANYTHING IT PROTECTS YOU AND LOOKS *lights a match and throw in ocean* PUTS OUT FIRES GODS MISTAKE OF THE WORLD YAY!!!!!!
8:14

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Shovel Night:
Waluigi: I AM NUMBER ONE!!!

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8:15

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Superdawnfan:
(Bowser jr) yeah you look like piss

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8:15

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Ryantprewitt:
Luigi : Mario. Why would you call me a b\*\*\*\*? I'm your own brother! :(

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8:16

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Superdawnfan:
(Lakitu) NOW FOR TEAMS

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  (lakitu) TEAM 1 Boo
  Dry bones
8:17

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Yeah Mario don't be such a douchebag

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8:17

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Superdawnfan:
Koopa troopa

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  eait take back the last one XD
  (lakitu) Team 1
8:18

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Ryantprewitt:
eait?

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8:18

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Superdawnfan:
Boo

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8:18

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Ryantprewitt:
Boo : Whatever.

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8:18

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Shovel Night:
probs \*wait\*

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8:18

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Superdawnfan:
Dry bones

```
  (dry bones) alright I already know I'm with one of the sane ones
  Daisy
  (daisy) UM
  (daisy) who's
  (daisy) daisy
  (daisy) AGAIN!?
  (LAKITU) you are
  (daisy) what's a U?
  (lakitu) little spike throw her on her side of the island
8:20

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : HEY LUIGI! YOU ARE A SCAREDY CUNT!

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8:21

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Superdawnfan:
@ryan you play little spike/spiny lols

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8:21

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Ryantprewitt:
Spiny : Are you talking about me Lakitu?

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  Spiny : Oh ok
8:21

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) yes you

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8:21

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Ryantprewitt:
Spiny : \*throws daisy onto the side of the island\*

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8:22

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Shovel Night:
Peach: \*stomps on goomba\* Don't be so mean

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  wait
  really quick
8:22

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Superdawnfan:
k

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8:22

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Shovel Night:
i though Bowser was a contestant

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  *thought
8:23

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Superdawnfan:
nope his son Bowser jr was though

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8:23

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Shovel Night:
oh ok then peach is safe

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8:23

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : OW!

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8:23

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) fourth on team is goomba

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  (daisy) Hey goomba you most LOVE being with smart people likes me?
8:24

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : MY TEAM BETTER DO F\*\*\*ING GOOD OR ELSE I HOPE I ELIMINATE THEM ALL AND THEY DIE IN A FIRE BECAUSE THEY ARE FAGGOTS!

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  Luigi : Dude. Your temper
8:24

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Shovel Night:
brb

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8:24

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : LOOK AT MY FACE LUIGI! LOOK AT MY FACE!

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  Boo : Dude. I know I am silent but you really need to calm down your temper.
8:25

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) Dry bones

```
  (dry bones) Hey guys
  (dry bones) wait you called me twice
  (lakitu) oh I did then I summon toad
  (lakitu) where is he?!
  (toad) RIGHT HERE *mouse screams*
8:27

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Ryantprewitt:
Luigi : WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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  Mario and Goomba : SHUT UP SCAREDY CAT!
  Boo : *slaps goomba*
  Boo : GOOMBA! YOU ARE GOING WAY TOO FAR!
8:27

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) BTW MARIO AND LUIGI TEAM 1

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8:28

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Ryantprewitt:
Luigi : YAY! Mario : Look brother. I know I may act like an a\*\*hole sometimes but I'm sorry I cursed at you.

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8:28

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Shovel Night:
back

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8:29

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Superdawnfan:
hey shovel we basically called ryan's chars and put yours on hold XD

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8:29

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Shovel Night:
ok thx lol

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8:30

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Superdawnfan:
so far team 1=Mario, Luigi, Goomba, Boo, Dry Bones, Daisy

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8:30

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Shovel Night:
ok

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8:30

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Superdawnfan:
and toad

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  XD
  I forgot him for real XD
8:30

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Shovel Night:
lol

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8:31

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Superdawnfan:
also on team 1 DONKEY KONG

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  and wendy!
  (lakitu) I CALLED DONKEY KONG AND WENDY NOW HURRY TF UP
8:33

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Am I on team one

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  ?
8:34

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) no

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  (lakitu) you're on team 2
8:34

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Shit...

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8:34

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Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*comes up to peach to comfort her\* what's wrong?

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8:35

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Mario is just such a dick to his brother sometimes... I just want to help Luigi when Mario isn't thinking...

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8:36

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Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*jokingly\* WAIT MARIO THINKS SINCE WHEN?!

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8:36

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Shovel Night:
Peach: \*laughs\*

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8:36

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) WENDY DK GET TF UP HERE

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8:37

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Ryantprewitt:
DK : \*goes to lakitu\*

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8:37

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Shovel Night:
Wendy: \*gets TF up here\*

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8:37

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Ryantprewitt:
DK : \*gets TF UP HERE\*

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8:37

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) TEAM 1

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  also birdo and yoshi
8:37

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Shovel Night:
Roy: YOU WILL BE CALLED THE PIECES OF SHIT

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  Birdo: Yeah? Am I on team one?
8:38

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) yep so how many was that so far?

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8:38

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Shovel Night:
BP: \*on Yoshi's back\*

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8:38

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) sorry bp but you're not on this team XD

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8:39

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Shovel Night:
BP: b-b-b-but horsey...

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8:39

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Ryantprewitt:
Yoshi : Okay. :D

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8:39

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) but but me no cares

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8:39

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Shovel Night:
BP: \*sheds a tear as peach picks her up\*

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8:40

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Ryantprewitt:
Yoshi : \*has a sad look for bp\*

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8:41

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) so how many are on team 1 so far dry bones boo daisy toad goomba Mario luigi birdo wendy and Yoshi so about 10

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  (lakitu) One more the rest are on team 2 and the last person on team 1 is...
  oh no wait I forgot DK
  the rest are on team 2
  (lakitu) Now team 1 you are the stupid stars!
  (lakitu) WAIT
8:43

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Shovel Night:
BP: BUT I WANT HORSEY!!!

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8:43

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) Got names mixed up team 1 is sad stars team 2 stupid koopas

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8:43

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Shovel Night:

* bawling\*

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8:44

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) SHUT UP WHINY BRAT!

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8:44

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : WHO YOU CALLING STUPID YOU PIECE OF S\*\*\*!

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8:44

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Shovel Night:
BP: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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8:44

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) um goomba I have a question?

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8:44

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : What do you want/

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8:45

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) ok I lost my train of thought and don't what's a want so

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  (daisy) also who's goomba again?
8:45

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Shovel Night:
Waluigi: I AM ANYTHING BUT STUPID!!! I AM NUMBER ONE!!!

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8:46

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Superdawnfan:
(Lakitu) OK YOUR CHALLENGE \*hands everyone laser guns\*

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  (lakitu) is to shoot other contestants team with last person or people stand win
8:47

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Shovel Night:
BP: But I don't wanna shoot horsey!!!

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8:47

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : I'M GOOMBA YOU BA\*\*\*\*!

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8:47

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) OOOH what does this do \*accidentally shoots goomba\*

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8:47

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : YOU SON OF A B\*\*\*\*!

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  Goomba : Does that count Lakitu?
8:48

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Superdawnfan:
(Lakitu) it didn't until you whined about it

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8:48

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Shovel Night:
lmao

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8:48

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : UGH! \*throws laser gun at lakitu\* F\*\*K YOU ALL! \*gives middle finger\* F\*\*\* YOU ALL! \*walks away in anger\*

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  Luigi : Man. That Goomba guy really freaks me out.
8:49

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Shovel Night:
BP: OOOOO!!! HE MADE A SWEAR WORD!

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8:49

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) everything freaks you out

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8:50

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Shovel Night:
Peach: \*shoots Lakitu\* Youre out.

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8:51

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) I can't be out I'm the host plus you burned my arm I can prove it you don't have a signed release form from me you are out

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8:51

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Shit...

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  Roy: *shoots lemmy* Ooops
8:52

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) you're lucky I could've disqualified you anyways I'll also eliminate two more people

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  (lemmy) THAT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT!
8:52

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Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : \*shoots daisy\*

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  Luigi : WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots Koopa*
8:52

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) on your team now say some contestants you want not out ones you want out

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  (daisy) why didn't you save me luigi I'M YOUR STEP SISTER!
  (lakitu) say peach ones that deserve to participate and deserve to be out
  (lakitu) name a few
  (lakitu) if you don't your out
8:54

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Umm...

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8:54

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Ryantprewitt:
Luigi : I didn't see it coming!

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8:54

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Shovel Night:
Peach: I guess Goomba is who i would want out?

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8:54

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Ryantprewitt:
Luigi : I only saw koopa after he shot you.

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8:54

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Superdawnfan:
(daisy) sure

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8:54

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : I WANT DAISY TO GO TO HOME OTHERWISE KNOWN AS HELL!

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8:55

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) I said name a few on your team and in case I decide not to

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  (lakitu) say people you also want to protect remember only two will be out
  (lakitu) so don't say too many people
  (dry bones) don't be silly so far daisy is the only one you'll be seen in public with you don't have to hide your feelings for her with your mean personality
  (lakitu) peach waiting on people from team 2
8:58

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Shovel Night:
Peach: Then Goomba, Waluigi, and Roy is who i would want out... Goomba is obvious Waluigi because he doesn't do much and Roy because hes mean to his brother

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8:58

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : \*GETS REAL ANGRY AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN ON THE GROUND\*

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8:58

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) and who'd you protect from elimination?

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  in case I don't make these choices
8:58

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Shovel Night:
Peach: My baby of course.

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8:59

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) any second you want in?

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8:59

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Shovel Night:
Peach: I'd pick dry bones and Luigi but theyre on the other team...

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  Peach: Ummm...
8:59

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Ryantprewitt:
Luigi : I want Boo, Goomba, and Roy gone. I want to protect Mario, Peach, and Baby Peach.

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9:00

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) peach's choice @luigi but uh

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9:00

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Shovel Night:
Peach: I don't know who else

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9:00

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Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : SUCK MY D\*\*\* YOU A\*\*HOLES!

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  Boo : DUDE! JUST CALM DOWN!
  Goomba : I DON'T GIVE A S***!
9:00

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Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) thwomp clearly isn't friends with your daughter

```
  (lakitu) but anyone who is or at least isn't enemies with your daughter?
9:01

```

Shovel Night:
thwomp: THWOMP WILL SQUISH COMPETITION!!!

```
  Peach: I don't think anyone on my team has talked to her enough
9:01

```

Ryantprewitt:
Mario : DUDE! YOU NEED TO SHUT UP GOOMBA! YOU KEEP CURSING AND BEING SO RUDE LIKE THAT AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE IT B\*\*\*\*!

```
9:02

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: I can only say people on my team, right?

```
9:02

```

Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : NO! I THINK YOU NEED TO LICK MY BALLS YOU PIECE OF S\*\*\*!

```
9:02

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) yep

```
9:02

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Then nope... No one else i can think of...

```
9:02

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) say someone you trust is it Kamek, or koopa troopa

```
  you know sane ones
9:03

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Goomba. You should really calm down

```
9:03

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: I guess Koopa

```
9:03

```

Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : YOU SHOULD GO WITHOUT A SHELL IN THE WINTER AND FREEZE TO DEATH YOU MOTHERF\*\*\*ER!

```
  Boo : WOULD YOU STOP CURSING MAN!
  Boo : JUST STOP IT!
  Goomba : NO! YOU ARE CANCER! EVERYONE IS CANCER!
  Mario, Luigi, DK, Koopa, and Boo : *GASP*
  Mario : YOU HAVE GONE WAY TOO FAR A***HOLE
9:04

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) OK I SAID SHE CAN CHOOSE PEOPLE SHE WANTS TO PROTET IN CASE I DON'T ELIMINATE THE OTHERS NOT SHE CHOOSES WHO TO PROTECT BUT WHO SHE WANTS TO PROTECT SO BP AND KOOPA YOU'RE OUT

```
9:04

```

Shovel Night:
BP: \*bounces on goomba's head like a trampoline\* WHEEEEEEEE!!!

```
9:04

```

Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : \*glares at bp getting ready to burst.

```
9:05

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: \*quickly grabs BP and backs up\*

```
9:05

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*shoots kamek

```
9:05

```

Ryantprewitt:
Boo : Um. Baby Peach. You might want to get off of him. He is getting ready to rage. I'm starting to worry that he might hurt you. :( Luigi : Yah.

```
9:05

```

Shovel Night:
BP: Heheee Mushroom head wont hurt me.

```
9:05

```

Superdawnfan:
(daisy) \*"accidentally" shoots luigi"

```
  (lakitu) DAISY YOU'RE OUT!
9:06

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : I have a feeling this won't end well.

```
9:06

```

Superdawnfan:
(daisy) well you said I'm not gonna be shot anymore or count as standing but not I can't shoot someone

```
9:06

```

Shovel Night:
Waluigi: WA HAH!!! \*shoots at everyone on other team\*

```
9:06

```

Superdawnfan:
and every shot counts you said

```
  @shovel um godplaying much? XD
9:07

```

Shovel Night:
I said shoots AT

```
  Not just plain shoots
9:07

```

Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! AGH! GET OFF OF ME YOU AUTISTIC BONE HEADED D\*K NOSE C\*\*K SUCKING H\*\*NY A\*\*HOLIC B\*\*\*\*Y PIECE OF MOTHERF\*\*KING S\*\*T! \*throws bp on ground\*

```
9:07

```

Shovel Night:
they can dodge :P

```
9:07

```

Superdawnfan:
oh so aimed but missed XD

```
9:07

```

Shovel Night:
That's up to you

```
9:07

```

Superdawnfan:
ok then they missed XD

```
9:07

```

Shovel Night:
bp: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

```
9:08

```

Ryantprewitt:
Mario : \*Gasp\* DID YOU JUST HURT PEACH AND MY BABY?!?!?! THAT'S IT YOU MOTHERF\*\*\*ER! \*Mario Brutally beats up Goomba\*

```
9:08

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*shoots wario

```
  (dry bones) *shoots waluigi*
9:08

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: \*picks up BP and comforts her\*

```
9:08

```

Ryantprewitt:
Goomba : GET OFF OF ME A\*\*HOLE!

```
9:09

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) But I don't remember her ever feeling lust towards you how is BP you're baby Mario?

```
  (dry bones) oh no
9:09

```

Ryantprewitt:
Mario : NEVER AFTER WHAT YOU JUST DID MOTHERF\*\*\*ER! \*throws Goomba against the outside of the cabin walls\*

```
9:09

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*shot wendy\*

```
9:10

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa, Luigi, DK, and Boo : ............... o.o

```
9:10

```

Shovel Night:
Wendy: YOU BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! \*takles dry bones\*

```
9:10

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*conf\* I was in the military then in world war 2 then I died

```
9:10

```

Ryantprewitt:
Boo : I warned yah Baby Peach.

```
9:10

```

Shovel Night:
BP: MUSHROOM HEAD HURTED MEEEE!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

```
9:10

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*falls in to pieces and macomes back together\*

```
9:10

```

Ryantprewitt:
Boo : But I didn't expect it to be this bad! O\_O

```
  Mario : *beats up goomba but goomba kicks off mario*
  Goomba : YOU ARE GONNA REGRET BEATING ME UP YOU CANCEROUS FREAK!
9:11

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) wait is everyone on the other team dead \*shoots kamek and BJ\*

```
9:11

```

Ryantprewitt:
Yoshi : ..............

```
  Yoshi : Goomba Dude. Not Cool.
  Yoshi : *eats goomba*
9:12

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) ONLY ONE LEFT ON STUPID SHELLS

```
9:12

```

Shovel Night:
BP: I WANT HORSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

```
9:13

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) thwomp is their last hope!

```
9:13

```

Shovel Night:
Thwomp: \*smashes daisy\*

```
9:13

```

Superdawnfan:
@shovel baby peavh "wanting" Yoshi is very disturbing

```
  *peach
  XD
  (dry bones) *shoots thwomp*
9:13

```

Shovel Night:
she wants her horse you creep

```
9:14

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) IDIOT SHE WAS OUT AND YOU COULD CLEARLY TAKE IT

```
  @shovel how am I the creep? XD
  (dry bones) GREAT JOB THWOMP DOOMING YOUR TEAM LET'S HOPE YOU'RE NOT OUT!
9:14

```

Ryantprewitt:
Yoshi \*smiles and goes towards bp\*

```
  Yoshi : Here's horsey.
9:15

```

Shovel Night:
stfu creep >:( Thwomp: \*smashes Dry Bones\*

```
  BP: *gets on Yoshi's back still crying*
9:15

```

Superdawnfan:
(stop) scene switches to Koopas discussing elimination (stop)

```
9:16

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Who should we eliminate guys?

```
9:16

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) I suggest most people here have too many allies and peach is liked by everyone plus she sorta caused this so she should go

```
9:16

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : I think we should vote out Thwomp.

```
9:16

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Goomba should go. And shut up Kamek no one here likes me more than anyone else

```
9:17

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : OH AND GOOMBA TOO

```
9:17

```

Superdawnfan:
goomba isn't on the team @shovel XD

```
9:17

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : for throwing bp onto the ground.

```
9:17

```

Superdawnfan:
tried telling you he was on daisy's team 5 times now XD

```
9:17

```

Shovel Night:
oh ok

```
9:17

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Oh NVM. He's on other team

```
9:17

```

Superdawnfan:
XD sorry

```
9:17

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Okay. Vote for Thwomp. He made us lose the challenge.

```
9:18

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Ok

```
9:18

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) clearly you have an alliance with koopa you baby

```
  (kamek) but thwomp did best in the challenge
  (kamek) she clearly doesn't like Mario and could make an alliance with the incest twins
  making her have 5 votes
  (kamek) if she's not out now she might not be ever
  (kamek) what do you think thwomp?
9:19

```

Shovel Night:
Thwomp: THWOMP SMASH

```
9:19

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : but what about baby peach? How is she going to survive without her mot- oh she has mario.

```
9:20

```

Shovel Night:
BP: I WANT MUSHROOM HEAD GONE!!!

```
9:20

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) \*walks in\* I actually promised to take care of the baby

```
9:20

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Same but he is on the other team though.

```
9:20

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Thanks DB.

```
9:20

```

Superdawnfan:
(Kamek) SEE CROSS TEAM DATING WHO'S TO SAY SHE DIDN'T THROW THE CHALLENGE

```
9:21

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: DATING?! WE JUST MET!

```
9:21

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) or is that what you want us to think

```
9:22

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: DONT BRING UP THE CHALLENGE LAKITU IS A DICK SO I SHOT HIM!!! PARDON MY LANGUAGE!!!

```
9:22

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) I mean why would you trust a pile of bones more than your hero mario

```
  (kamek) you wanted to give immunity to people not on your team
9:23

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Actually You Know What Peach. if you do get eliminated, I'll take good care of baby peach for yah. \*smiles\*

```
9:23

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: MAYBE BECAUSE MARIO IS A DICK WHO TRADED ME TO A TURTLE THAT RAPES AND ABUSES ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKNG DAY

```
9:24

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) And you didn't call any help or have any help but your entire kigdom seems believeable

```
  (lemmy) I'd help peach escape an abusive relationship
9:25

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: ITS NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK!!! \*starts crying\*

```
9:25

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) SEE THREE ALLIES HER BABY LEMMY AND KOOPA

```
  (kamek) who agrees we should vote peach?
  (kamek) raise your hand if you're not stupid and want her out
9:26

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Hey! Are you talking about me Peach?

```
9:26

```

Shovel Night:
Thwomp: Me thinks peach is puny and insignificant

```
9:26

```

Superdawnfan:
(BJ) \*raises hand\*

```
9:26

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: I WAS TALKING TO KAMEK!!!

```
9:27

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Oh. Oops.

```
9:27

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: \*still sobbing\*

```
9:27

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : \*has a sorry look on his face\*

```
  Koopa : *Decides not to vote off peach and cast a random vote*
9:28

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) any other ideas on who to vote for

```
9:28

```

Shovel Night:
BP: I want to vote out lizard wizard!!!

```
9:29

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) like maybe the baby you brought with you in an abusive place that needed a release form and you brought that baby
~ Ryantprewitt has left the chat. ~

```
9:29

```

Shovel Night:
BP: He made mommy cry!

```
9:29

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) put it in danger it doesn't belong here

```
  (kamek) Who agrees that not the princess but her baby should fall?
9:30

```

Shovel Night:
BP: Shut up inferior being! \*slaps kamek\* Bow to me!

```
9:30

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) \*laughs\* You're cute now who agrees that only a terrible parent in desperate need of help would let her baby be on the show?
~ Ryantprewitt has joined the chat. ~

```
9:31

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: MY BABY IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT A PERSON TO TAKE CARE ON HER!!!

```
  *OF
9:32

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) She brought her baby to the show where a release form is needed

```
9:32

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : I'm taking Care of her!

```
9:32

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) ah so peach should we vote you instead if we don't vote off baby peach?

```
  '
9:33

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: I WOULD RATHER YOU VOTE ME THEN MY BABY

```
9:33

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) WE can't let bad parenting put a child in danger she signed a release form so if the baby died it wouldn't matter!

```
  (kamek) good then we'll vote you peach anyone here disagree?
9:33

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: BUT I SAY WE VOTE OUT THIS LIZARD LOOKING PRICK!!!

```
9:34

```

Superdawnfan:
(Kamek) but why

```
  (kamek) I explained my reasons
  (kamek) you just don't like me and If I am out
  (kamek) it only proves my point about your social skills
9:34

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: YOU WANT TO SEPERATE ME FROM MY BABY! THATS REASON ENOUGH!!!

```
9:34

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : YAH!

```
  Koopa : You can't force someone to leave their own baby behind!
9:35

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) NOW IF YOU WANNA VOTE PEACH OR BABY PEACH RAISE YOUR HAND REMEMBER PEACH HAS AN ALLIANCE WITH HER BABY KOOPA AND LEMMY OBVIOUSLY!

```
9:35

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: AND IF YOU VOTE ME OUT YOU ARE SENDING ME HOME TO AN ABUSIVE MAN WHO WILL HURT ME AND MY BABY

```
  Peach: AND I BARELY EVEN KNOW LEMMY!!!
9:36

```

Superdawnfan:
(lemmy) I did say I was also in an abusive relationship and we can help each other so I can see why they'd think so

```
9:37

```

Shovel Night:
Roy: Shut up. \*slaps the back of lemmy's head\*

```
9:37

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) \*laughs\* you said he hurt you never your baby who looks perfectly fine btw Mario's still on the show and don't tell me your stupid enough to captured by a big lizard again peach

```
  (lemmy) I was only saying I see where he's coming from I want peach to stay I was just saying I see where he's coming from roy *cries*
9:38

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: I TOLD YOU MARIO TRADED ME OFF TO HIM!!!

```
  Roy: Stop crying or you're next out
9:38

```

Superdawnfan:
(kamek) THEN MARIO ISN'T THERE SINCE HE'S HERE NOW SO GUESS WHAT YOUR ENTIRE POINT SAYS YOUR SAFER HERE THANKS FOR PROVING IT PEACH

```
  (stop) you may now vote (stop)
9:42

```

Shovel Night:
boom

```
  lightening fast votibg
  *voting
9:42

```

Superdawnfan:
XD from you we'd be done by now but waiting on ryan's votes XD

```
9:42

```

Ryantprewitt:
XD

```
9:43

```

Shovel Night:
RYAN HURRY I ONLY HAVE 20 MINUTES

```
9:43

```

Superdawnfan:
so you have koopa XD

```
9:43

```

Shovel Night:
no i dont

```
  ryan does
9:43

```

Superdawnfan:
XD

```
9:44

```

Shovel Night:
>:(

```
9:44

```

Superdawnfan:
the first person safe is lemmy

```
  (lemmy) YAY MY BROTHER DIDN'T KILL ME YET
  second roy
9:44

```

Shovel Night:
Roy: Of course

```
9:44

```

Superdawnfan:
third koopa

```
9:45

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : :)

```
9:45

```

Superdawnfan:
Fourth Bowser JR

```
  (bj) alright!
  fifth
  Wendy
9:46

```

Shovel Night:
Wendy: People would be stupid to rid of me

```
9:47

```

Superdawnfan:
6th surpsingly Thwomp

```
  also blooper your safe
9:47

```

Thwomp: THWOMP SMASH

```
9:47

```

Superdawnfan:
(blooper) HOORAY!

```
  (lakitu) also wario//waluigi
9:48

```

Shovel Night:
Waluigi and Wario: NYEH HEH!!

```
9:49

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) Whoops gave someone something twice or something ik the teams are even but this is the bottom three

```
  Baby Peach you're safe
9:50

```

Shovel Night:

```
  BP: BOW TO ME
  Peach: *sighs*
9:51

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) NOW PEACH KAMEK YOU'RE LOW

```
  (lakitu) and not surprisingly the loser is PEACH!
9:51

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

```
9:52

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Of course... Just doom me to a life of abuse...

```
9:52

```

Superdawnfan:
(lemmy) I'm sorry I didn't want to hurt anyone since neither of you deserved it I just voted who was shot by a laser first

```
9:53

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : I'll take care of Baby Peach for you Peach.

```
9:53

```

Superdawnfan:
(Dry Bones) WAIT! \*runs up to peach\* I want you to know I'll do everything I can to take care of your baby and do everything I can to give Mario what he deserves

```
  (Kamek) WAIT YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH?!
  (kamek) *conf* I feel like an asshole now
9:54

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Thanks. \*hands over BP to both of them\* BP: \*crying\* MOMMY!! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

```
9:54

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) I wanted to stop working for bowser a long time ago I'll help you escape I promise

```
9:54

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : \*Is Sad for Baby Peach and Peach\*

```
  Koopa : I stopped working for bowser too.
9:55

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Thanks guys

```
9:55

```

Superdawnfan:
(Dry Bones) So bye Peach I really will do everything in my power to help you

```
9:55

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : I would do the same thing Dry Bones just said.

```
9:55

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) (hugs peach)

```
9:55

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : \*hugs peach\*

```
9:55

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) BACK OFF SHE'S MY GIRL!

```
  (dry bones)Um oops didn't know what came over me sorry XD
9:56

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : XD It's fine.

```
9:56

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: By guys. Tell Mario i don't forgive him

```
  *bye
9:56

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : Bye Peach.

```
9:57

```

Shovel Night:
BP: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! \*crying\* Peach: \*kisses her head\* Its ok baby... \*leaves\*

```
9:57

```

Ryantprewitt:
Koopa : \*Conf\* I feel really sorry for her and the baby but I will do everything I can in my guts to protect baby peach and get peach away from the awful nightmare known as bowser.

```
9:57

```

Superdawnfan:
(Dry Bones) I care deeply about you peach and um \*kisses her\* why don't you try a not forced relationship

```
  (kamek) Um before you go sorry peach
9:58

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: Yeah?

```
  hurry i only have 2 minutes
9:58

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) uh which one of us you talking to?

```
  sorry @shovel don't worry peach'll be forced off any moment XD
9:58

```

Shovel Night:
Peach: \*hugs drybones\* Thanks

```
9:59

```

Superdawnfan:
(dry bones) blushes hugging abck

```
9:59

```

Shovel Night:
i gtg

```
9:59

```

Superdawnfan:
(lakitu) NOW GO \*pushes peach onto boat of loasers\*

```
  *losers

```