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Saint Marks Bistro

The Saint Marks Bistro is a restaurant and Italian deli located in Little Italy, Oakton City. The restaurant is controlled by the Forelli Crime Family; with the manager being current Don Sonny Forelli. It is considered one of the best restaurants in the city.

## Overview

The restaurant has been in Oakton City since the early 1950's, and in 1986 it fell under the Forelli Family's ownership. Sonny Forelli has been the owner for years. A backroom in the restaurant is often used by the Forelli's to hold family discussions. Prior to the Forelli Family's takeover; it was owned by an elderly couple from Province. Though mob owned, many civilians and young families ate at the Bistro with it containing the best veal and spaghetti in the country according to some reviews. A freezer is used to store the meat, though Sonny sometimes uses it to store the bodies of traitors of the family.

## Staff

Sonny Forelli (Owner/Manager) 1986-

Discount Harry Potter (Bill Collector)

Two Unnamed Waitresses

## Trivia

* It was opened in the 1950's following the sudden rise in the Italian population in Oakton City following the end of World War II.
* A variant of the Bistro appears in The Rabe Maniels Arc where it was owned by Ray Boccino, and Sonny Forelli works as a waiter. In The Maniels Arc; the Bistro is located in London instead of Oakton City and the restaurant is not very well regarded,
* Steven was a frequenter to the Bistro, and regarded it his favourite restaurant. He ate there every Friday evening.
Joey Clamps

Joey Clamps was a member of The Morello Family, and was ordered to kill Granny Dryden.

## Overview

One of Don Morello's best hitmen, Clamps and his associate Derek Wheeler were ordered to whack Granny Dryden as a favour for family associate Salvatore Marconi who headed the Marconi Crime Family. The pair arrived via train only to get intercepted by Dryden's brutal enforcer Zi Wai. The pair were then taken to an old abandoned warehouse where Zi Wai proceeded to hack Clamps into pieces with an axe. Wheeler meanwhile was so shocked by Clamps' murder that he choked on his gag and died. The deaths of Clamps and Wheeler led to Morello backing out from the war so he wouldn't have to lose any more valued men.

## Trivia

* He said to be one of Don Morello's best gunmen as was Wheeler.
Bullworth Academy

**Bullworth Academy** is an independent boarding military school located in Rowan County, North Carolina. It is coed and there are four main cliques: greasers, bullies, jocks, nerds, and preppies. There were also additional students sent to Bullworth Academy for past misbehavior, such as Jimmy Hopkins. Its headmaster is a colonel named Dr. Crabblesnitch.

## Known Teachers

* Dr. Crabblesnitch: Headmaster (Colonel)
* Ms. Danvers: Secretary (Lieutenant Colonel)
* Mr. Wiggins: History teacher (Major)
* Mr. Slawter: Science teacher (Major)
* Mr. Hattrick: Math teacher (Captain, fired in 2006)
* Mr. Galloway: English teacher (Lieutenant)
* Ms. Philips: Art teacher (Lieutenant)
* Mr. Burton: Gym teacher (Drill Sargent, fired in 2006)
Sonny Corleone

Sonny Corleone was a high-ranking executive at Nickelodeon Studios at the time of The Shadow Reader's tenure as chairman.

"He is past relenting my dear. He is as dead as a doornail."-Sonny to Ellie.

## Santino Corleone

### Relatives

Vito Corleone (Father) deceasedCarmela Corleone (Mother) deceased

Michael Corleone (Brother) deceased

Fredo Corleone (Brother)

Constanza Corleone (Sister)

## Overview

Sonny was lobbying hard to get Shadow's job, and was already a close friend of Frank Pryce CEO for Viacom. He convinced Pryce that Shadow was becoming unstable due to the stress of producing the Christmas special, so Pryce agreed to appoint Sonny as temporary chairman. As temporary chairman, Sonny commissioned the Christmas special, and ordered a disgruntled Solomon Richards to kill Shadow. After getting the visit from the final ghost, Shadow has a change of heart, and decides to get revenge on Sonny and Pryce. He kills Sonny by throwing him out of the office window. He later kills Pryce in the same manner. In the universe where Shadow died from eating a blueberry muffin, Sonny becomes the new chairman of Nickelodeon, and seemingly begins a relationship with Shadow's secretary Ellie. It is unknown how Ellie felt about Sonny's death.

## Trivia

* He serves as the main antagonist of The Shadow Reader Christmas Carol, though technically speaking he is not fully evil as he was getting revenge for the bad treatment he received from Shadow over the years.
* In the universe where Shadow died from eating a blueberry muffin, it is heavily implied that Sonny and Elie are in a relationship it is unknown whether they became one after Shadow's death or were together before though the former seems more likely since she didn't seem bothered by his death after Shadow killed him right in front of her.
* Since the Christmas Carol takes place in a separate universe from the Rabe Maniels Arc, Sonny was the Corleone Family underboss until he was killed on the causeway by gangsters in 2013.
Bikini Bottom Mint

The Bikini Bottom Mint is a bank where all the money is distributed in Bikini Bottom, is created, and destroyed in order to make more money. Though located in Bikini Bottom, the bank also distributes money for countries across the world most notably Great Britain.

## Overview

Honey Monster was known to store his money inside the Bikini Bottom Mint, and because the bank was notoriously corrupt they informed the head of Sugar Puffs: Gareth Croc all about Honey Monster's cereal trafficking and the fact that he was using the bank to store his money.

## Known Employees

Bill (Tour Guide)

Two Unnamed Security Guards

## Trivia

* It is unknown if the Mint will ever make a major appearance in funnypastas.
* Mr Parks is a proud investor in the Mint as is W.R Monger.
Giovanni Ancelotti

**Giovanni Ancelotti** (born June 9, 1931) is the don of the Ancelotti Crime Family. He is also mentioned in *Grand Theft Auto IV* as well as *Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony*. He is from Staten Island, New York City and has a granddaughter named Gracie Ancelotti who was kidnapped by Niko Bellic and retrieved by Luis Fernando Lopez and Tony Prince.
Johnny Barbosa

**John "Johnny" Barbosa** (May 26, 1983-April 2008) was an enforcer for the Pegorino Crime Family. He was a good friend of Luca Silvestri and Joe DiLeo. His alias was "Johnny Spaz". He was also mute. He helped Niko Bellic, Joe, and Luca retrieve diamonds stolen by Johnny Klebitz for Ray Boccino. He then planned to rip Ray off with the diamonds, alongside Luca and Joe so he was killed by Niko as were his two best friends.
Salvatore Manetti

Salvatore Manetti was a hitman for The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate.

"I killed your friend Luca heck I enjoyed killing him."-Manetti's last words.

## Overview

Manetti was a close friend of Johnny Buggerton; having gone to Fordham with Buggerton's son Joey. He was assigned the difficult task of murdering Luca Brasi during his secret meeting with Rabe Maniels and Buggerton at Maniels Media. Manetti was later one of the two gunmen to shoot The Shadow Reader. They were successful in landing Shadow in the hospital. A few days later, Manetti was tracked down and killed by Lazarus Marmite's men. According to Marmite, the hit took place at 4'o clock in the morning at Manetti's own home. Upon finding out about Manetti's death, Buggerton wanted immediate reprisal but was also killed not long after. It was these two deaths that led to the events of The Great Gang War.

## Personality

Manetti was a cold blooded killer: a perfect attribute for his job. Manetti was also well educated having attended Fordham University in his youth. He had a very large sadistic side admitting to have enjoyed murdering feared enforcer Luca Brasi before he was killed by Lazarus Marmite's crew. He was described as being one of Rabe Maniels' best hitmen.

## Trivia

* He was close friends with Maniels Syndicate lieutenant Joseph Mentalino. The pair were the two gunmen who shot The Shadow Reader, and landed him in the hospital. After Manetti was killed, Mentalino was angered and burnt down the Resistance's Croydon Compound to get revenge.
* Before getting killed, Manetti confessed to Lazarus Marmite's crew that he was responsible for killing feared enforcer Luca Brasi.
* In The Moss Draft, Manetti was killed during The Great Gang War by Lazarus Marmite's crew.
* He resided in Greenfield.
* Manetti was friends with Maniels' Syndicate courier Joey, unbeknownst to Manetti, Joey was a mole for The Lost Episode Resistance who leaked his role as Luca Brasi's killer over to them.
* When his death was reported on the radio, Manetti was described as a legitmate businessman with an interest in premium construction paper.
Gareth Smellnick

Gareth Smellnick was a highly respected alumni of Northwestern Medical School. He later joined the Pigging Boys in an attempt to make a name for himself.

"...and my chance to show those pricks at Northwestern what I can really do. It was time for me to show the world what Doctor Gareth Smellnick can do."-Gareth Smellnick.

## Overview

Smellnick was a highly respected alumni of Northwestern Medical School, and was considered the ideal employer for many aspiring medical students. After playing a botched copy of Sonic Heroes made by Rabe Maniels, Smellnick packed up his bags and moved to London where he joined the Pigging Boys in an attempt to make something of his life.

## Trivia

* Smellnick was built by Doctor Heinz at the Baked Bean Factory.
* He considered his fellow alumni to be idiots, and was seeking for a way to get back at Northwestern for how they treated him.
* He resides In Broker.
* Smellnick appranately smoothed things out with Northwestern by the time of "An Espresso Too Far," as he is shown to be again working with the university.
* He has had the most appearances out of any Northwestern alumni, staff, or students.
* Smellnick has been a avid fan of Sonic The Hedgehog ever since he got Sonic 1 for the Sega Genesis in 1993.
Richard Tanner

Richard Tanner was a Molinari Family Caporegime. Prior to joining the Molinari's, Tanner had worked as an OCPD Detective.

"you... you did it. You're gonna have to hide like an outcast because DuBros will get ya Lenny. Premier Inn will get you in the end like they did with Gritter."-Tanner's last words.

## Overview

Originally, an Oakton City police detective, Tanner infiltrated the Molinari Family as part of an undercover sting operation. Sadly, Tanner became very attracted to the mobster lifestyle, and cut his ties with the police department for good after giving a poisonous artichoke to Commissioner McGintley. He rose up the ranks in the Molinari hierarchy extremely quick and eventually earned a promotion to Capo. At some point in 2020, Tanner was involved in a gang war with the Oakton City Triads, but despite this he became friendly with Premier Inn spokesman Lenny Henry, and agreed to help Henry escape the smelly pigeons. Sadly upon arriving to meet Tanner at the Royal London Art Gallery, he was dismayed to learn that Tanner had fallen under the pigeons' sway. He revealed that DuBros had paid him to go after Lenny. A shootout occurred, but Henry easily defeated Tanner and his gang. He managed to kill Tanner despite him warning that one day, DuBros would get him. This never happened, as right after Tanner's death, Henry made peace with DuBros who agreed to let Henry stay at Premier Inn for as long as he needed. Salvatore Molinari Jr was angered by the death of Richard Tanner, but refused to let his employees get revenge as he was a big fan of Lenny Henry and his Premier Inn ads. Molinari possibly also learned that Tanner used to be a cop, which means bad news for the old fart who recommended him.

## Trivia

* Tanner was born in Empire Bay, but came to Oakton City as a young child after his father was killed by Alberto Clemente who was paranoid that Tanner Sr may have been a spy for Slugworth despite there being no evidence to back this up.
* Tanner was no stranger to corruption or criminal acts even when he was still a cop, as while working for the OCPD, Tanner moonlighted as a hitman for Mr Black.
* He owned a custom nickel plated Colt 1911.
* Always wore a bulletproof vest wherever he went, except for his confrontation with Lenny Henry at the art gallery, and it was carelessness that led to his death.
* A close friend of Lou Marcano.
Gareth Hammerhead

Gareth Hammerhead is the leader of the Hammerhead Sharks: one of the most powerful gangs in Empire Bay. After being disapproved by the Commission to start his own family, Hammerhead struck back by founding his own gang which became one of the most powerful in the city's history.

"Those bastards on the Commission refused to give me a seat; so I started hitting them where it hurts by attacking their lively hood."-Hammerhead.

## Gareth Hammerhead

### Relatives

Unnamed Father deceasedUnnamed Mother

Unnamed Siblings

### Affiliation

Hammerhead Sharks GangManetti Crime Family formerly

## Background

Hammerhead grew up in Italy. His father fought in World War II until he was killed by Germans in 1941. After the death of his father, Hammerhead and his mother and siblings got on a boat carrying fruit and veg which was headed to Empire Bay. In Empire Bay, Hammerhead got kicked out of school after jamming a pencil through his headteacher's eye. He quickly became known on the streets as a jovial sociopath which led to him taking contracts from the Manetti Crime Family. He worked for the Manetti's as a hitman for hire, but was prevented to fully join the organisation due to his violent attitude. His violent attitude is also what led to hs nickname 'Hammerhead." Hammerhead tried his best to get a seat on the Commission, but they refused to give him one, and also refused to grant him permission to start his own family.

## Founding The Gang

In the very late 1960's to the beginning of the 1970's, the young but ambitious Hammerhead out of spite for the Commission founded his own criminal organisation. Interesting, unlike the other Mafia families including the Manetti Family, Hammerhead did not involve his gang in drugs. His strength came from the fact that he controlled the docks, and also owned the racetrack and several other highly profitable rackets stationed across the city. During the Scarpa Manetti War, Hammerhead provided his assistance to the Scarpa Family, and helped plant a bomb in Don Thomas Moretti's car killing him and bringing an end to the conflict. Former Manetti family hitman Lou Two Lips joined the ranks of Hammerhead's circle, and climbed up the ranks to become Hammerhead's right-hand man and bodyguard.

## Trivia

* Though not involved in drugs, Gareth is said to be a good friend of Hector Alcazar a drug lord from Bolivia.
* Hammerhead unlike Clemente and Scarpa is far more involved in running his business. He often takes part in the firefights, and can be said to have more courage and honour than Scarpa and Clemente combined.
Rabe Maniels Headquarters

Rabe Maniels Headquarters was a massive factory located in Riker's Field. The factory was where Rabe Maniels and his Syndicate created their lost media projects.

## Overview

Rabe Maniels Headquarters was a massive factory which produced Rabe Maniels' lost media projects. Rabe and Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen kidnapped and brainwashed several people to work at the factory including Rodger Lampton and Sylvester Blakeman. Mr Walrus, Sam and Max, Officer Ran, and Matthew Williams infiltrated the factory in order to rescue Lampton and Blakeman. They fought their way through waves upon waves of security guards and common thugs before reaching the penthouse suite which is where the pair were being held captive by Phil Green. Green revealed that Rabe used mind controlling technology given to him by the Slitheen Family in order to have control of Rodger and Sylvester. The group were able to disarm the mind control as Rodger and Sylvester came back to their senses. Green shot Sam in the stomach before getting killed by Enrique Ran who unbeknownst to Officer Ran had also been captured by Rabe Maniels. The group set fire to the factory after accidentally triggering the security system. They also had to fight through Rabe's reinforcements. The group managed to escape and the factory burnt to the ground. With the factory gone, Rabe and his Syndicate were no longer able to produce lost media projects, and the number of lost media projects coming into the city were severely cut down. Rabe however was only mildly concerned as he had taken control of the computer labs at Cardiff University which he now used to produce lost media.

## Trivia

* Rabe Maniels and Jocrassa Fel-Fotch used mind controlling technology from Raxacoricofallapatorius to control the minds of Rodger Lampton, Sylvester Blakeman, and Enrique Ran. They made the trio work at their factory while Blakeman's grandfather and uncle meanwhile were placed to work in the ice caverns which were guarded by two of Jocrassa's unnamed brothers.
* Rabe Maniels told the public that the headquarters was where he produced scarfs and hats for snowmen who were extra chilly.
Lenny Lemieux

Lenny Lemieux is Mayor of Walnut Pass.

"George and Brenton; would you two like to join me for a little Christmas dinner on this fine Christmas morning?"-Mayor Lemieux's offer.

## Overview

Originally from Paris, Lemieux came to Walnut Pass in 2016, where initially he was an idealist looking to place more speed bumps on the roads so that people wouldn't get run over, but as time went by he became very corrupt after he became a high-ranking member of the local government by unknown means. At some point in 2019 if not sometime before, Lenny was elected Mayor and he was known for starving his people and making them to work in treadmills while he kept a large mansion in the outskirts of the town for himself and his PA Evelyn Miller whom he uses as an unwitting scapegoat, and he also uses Miller to solve work problems in the mines by employing a mole of a foreman. Lemieux was responsible for giving George Bean and Brenton a Muppet Christmas Carol bootleg, after watching the bootleg the pair visit Lemieux at his mansion on Christmas morning. Lemieux had received a visit the previous night from three spirits who had sought to teach the Mayor the error of his ways. Looking to atone for his past misdeeds, Lemieux took several precautions he had his enforcers Honest John and Gideon assassinated, invited George and Brenton to Christmas lunch at his house, and invested money into a local snail charity. Sadly, Lemieux very quickly relapsed into his old ways and had George thrown out onto the streets by blowing up his house. Lemieux had actually given George a choice; lose his house or his laptop. George chose the former and was forced to live in a packet of Walkers Crisps.

## Trivia

* Has a particular fear of alligators. When he was a boy; Lenny and his father took a walk along the bayou while on holiday in the deep swamps, and wanting to teach his son how to swim Lenny's father threw him into the water where he was nearly killed by an alligator. He was saved by an unnamed good Samaritan, no one knows who the saviour was but he was probably the same man that leads you to the doctor when you have a big ole coughing fit in the middle of the street.
* Known for closing down the butchers on Christmas day, he pinned the blame on the Men of the Cloth.
* Lemieux, Ivan Bytchkov, and PJ Mole are the only characters not to fear the Bee Bear with Lemieux in particular using the creature as a hitman for hire.
Lord Brickworth

Lord Brickworth was lord of Applegate Mansion and an advisory to Mayor Rodney Dangerfield. He was assassinated by Glune Fex Fize Sharlaveer-Slam Slitheen who then used Brickworth as a skin suit.

"With all due respect Mayor Dangerfield; I believe it would be best for us to pack our bags and move to Lyman Street."-Lord Brickworth after witnessing the Slitheen spaceship crash into the Oakton City Woodlands.

## Overview

The lord of Applegate Mansion, Lord Brickworth acted as Mayor Dangerfield's personal liaison and one of his many advisories. After a Slitheen spaceship crashed in the Oakton City Woodlands, both Brickworth and Dangerfield were summoned to investigate, but they found nothing substantial. Brickworth suggesting moving from Oakton City, but was ordered by Dangerfield to return to the ship later that evening or else he would be fired and replaced with his arch nemesis Bennie who acted as Dangerfield's personal assistant. Later that evening, Brickworth returned to the ship site with his two bodyguards Slim and Jim. During the exchange, Brickworth learned that the ship was commanded by the criminal Slitheen Family. Brickworth and Jim were then both killed by the Slitheen while Slim managed to escape. Both men were then used as skin suits with Brickworth being impersonated by Glune Fex Fize Sharlaveer-Slam Slitheen. Later, Benny and Slim were able to kill Glune by throwing otter sauce on him avenging Brickworth's death.
The Death of Mr Potato

The Death of Mr Potato is a lost Peppa Pig lost episode story written by Oliver Charles. The story is notable for including the death of General R. Asquith and the introduction of Gareth Smellnick.

## Overview

Richard Mason is tormented by his father who runs a gang of Peppa Pig lovers. The gang dubs themselves the Pigging Boys and consists of Mason's father, General R. Asquith, Gareth Smellnick, Luca Brasi, and Mr Shadow. With help from Victor Kennedy, Mason hands a episode of Peppa Pig over to the Pigging Boys in an attempt to ruin his father's love of Peppa Pig for good.

## The Aftermath Of The Episode

General R. Asquith was outraged by the episode, and made an immediate phone call to his superiors over in the United States who granted permission for Asquith to place the country under martial law. Mason's father meanwhile was placed into sedation in order to cure his new found insanity he earned from viewing that episode. Asquith after hearing Mason's story has his soldiers looking all over the city for Victor Kennedy. Later, Mason after failing to find information about the episode online was contacted by Mr Shadow who requested to meet with Mason at the local Starbucks.

## Revelations

At Starbucks, Mr Shadow revealed to Mason that he is actually The Shadow Reader in disguise. He informs Mason that Victor Kennedy was an employee of Rabe Maniels who had survived his previous ordeal with Shadow and his crew. Shadow and Mason headed back to the Mason household in order to ask for General Asquith's help.

## The Ballad of Asquith

At the Mason household, Mason and Shadow saw that General Asquith was having a go at Rabe Maniels for his embarrassing lack of leadership, and was very confused by Rabe's strange attitude. Having had enough, General Asquith threatened to remove Maniels from command acting under the emergency protocols. Asquith also went on to threaten to place martial law restrictions onto Downing Street until further notice. Rabe then showed his true colours by murdering Asquith with a machete. Rabe's associate Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen disguised as Greg Blakeman entered the room, and then replaced his suit of Blakeman with General Asquith. Now in Asquith's body, Jocrassa promptly discarded his disguise of Blakeman in a nearby storage cupboard. Maniels and Jocrassa then made their leave through the backdoor with the pair now having control of the British Military. Shadow tells Mason that with Asquith dead, they are in big trouble, The pair then drive to Shadow's house in order to discuss a plan of action.

## Trivia

* Despite getting killed in this story, General Asquith has continued to appear in funnypastas which are set outside of the Rabe Maniels Arc.
* The story of how Smellnick joined the Pigging Boys is revealed in "Sonic Heroes Cursed Copy."
How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas

How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas is an upcoming funnypasta which is planned release sometime in December.

## Overview

Richard Fatchurd has always hated Christmas, and on this particular Christmas, Fatchurd is feeling especially angry and plots to destroy Christmas for good. After defeating Santa Clause and taking control of Santa's workshop, Fatchurd is forced to fight off a resistance which is led by Colonel Dodo and General R. Asquith. While the resistance try their best to fight off Fatchurd's forces; Fatchurd learns a lot about himself and his PA Fritz. Will this be enough to cure Fatchurd's holiday spirit? I don't know... probably I guess.

## Part One

Part One revolves around Richard Fatchurd's plot to take over the North Pole by defeating Santa Clause.

## Part Two

Now in control of the North Pole, part two revolves around Fatchurd trying his best to stop Christmas from happening by keeping Santa held captive in a storage cupboard. Meanwhile, Colonel Dodo and his arch nemesis General R. Asquith decide to settle their differences by forming a resistance group to take down Fatchurd and rescue Santa.

## Trivia

* The story will be released sometime in December.
* How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas will be split into two parts.
* Nearly all of Oliver Charles' characters will appear in the special including Sam and Max, Harris, Bob, Slimy Sausage, Mr Parks, Sir Clooney, Captain Kiddie, Sylvester Stallone, and many others.
* The story will finally resolve the love triangle between Bob, Bobbie, and Gordy.
* Several other questions will be answered including the reason for Harris' serious arachnophobia, and Sam's hatred for mimes.
* First Oliver Charles Christmas special to be made since The Shadow Reader's Christmas Carol.
Francis Bakewell

Francis Bakewell was a member of The Maniels Gang, and helped Rabe Maniels create a lost episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. He also worked as the head chef for Hartley Dale High School.

"Fire me? My boss'll stick a firecracker up your ass!"-Bakewell to Greg Blakeman.

## Francis Bakewell

### Affiliation

The Maniels GangHartley Dale High School formerly

Rabe Maniels deceased

Wilfred Mott

Greg Blakeman formerly + deceased

Dot formerly

## Overview

Bakewell was part of The Maniels Gang during Rabe's first attempt to take over the world. He also worked as Hartley Dale High School's head chef. He was very rude and treated Dot like a personal assistant. In 2017, the pair made a SpongeBob SquarePants lost episode which with Bakewell's help were able to smuggle into Hartley Dale High School. Dot complained about the episode to Greg Blakeman. Bakewell confessed to making the episode, and was promptly fired on the spot by Blakeman. Blakeman had Dot replace Bakewell as head chef. Bakewell briefly appeared in SpongeBob Needs Help cooking his dinner in a clip which greatly weirded out Matthew Williams. This suggests that Bakewell was still working for Maniels as recent as August 2018. Following Rabe's first defeat, Bakewell assumed that Rabe was dead and so went on the run to Paris. In Paris, Bakewell got a job running guns for a local Resistance group. The group were quickly defeated, and Bakewell disgraced got a job as a chef at Gusteau's Restaurant. According to locals and Bakewell's co-workers, he doesn't talk anymore and has developed a love for romantic comedies.

## Trivia

* It is odd that both Bakewell and Desmand Giles don't appear in Homeless SpongeBob even though they are clearly shown to still be working for Rabe by the time of SpongeBob Needs Help.
* It is entirely possible that SpongeBob Needs Help was created by Maniels before Bakewell and Giles left which would help to explain their aforementioned absence in Homeless SpongeBob.
* The CLPD database says that Bakewell is a close associate of Rabe Maniels.
Frank Pentangeli

Frank Pentangelli was an Corleone Family caporegime who later joined up with the Lost Episode Resistance.

"I never knew no Rabe Maniels."-Frank Pentangelli during the senate hearings.

## Overview

Formally a Marconi lieutenant, Frank fell in with the Corleone Family during the 2000's and became one of their trusted caporegimes following the death of Peter Clemenza in 2018. His power didn't last long as he soon betrayed the Corleone's by alliancing himself with the Lost Episode Resistance.

## Early Life

Born in Sicily in 1949, Pentangelli moved to London during the 1980's where he affiliated himself with Salvatore Marconi. He rose through the ranks of Marconi's organization quickly by building up a rep as a feared street enforcer. He eventually became one of Marconi's most trusted lieutenants.

## The Mint Sauce War

Frank played an advisory type role during The Mint Sauce War where he informed Marconi about Luca Brasi stealing shipments of mint sauce from Marconi's warehouse. Pentangelli and five of his henchmen were sent to kill Brasi, but Luca had arrived with five gunmen of his own rather than coming alone. Brasi was able to kill the five assassins, and managed to shoot Pentangeli in the chest putting him out of action for six months. In the very end of 1992, Frank and the other higher ups in the Syndicate agreed to set up Marconi to be assassinated. Living on the dole for three miserable years in 1996, Pentangelli was picked up by Peter Clemenza, and became his trusted right-hand man and bodyguard.

More to come...
B. Stoker

Mr B. Stoker was the head of Royal Hope Hospital in London at the time of the Human Spider Hybrids arriving in Great Britain. He was killed by one of the hybrids who injected him with a fatal dose of venom killing him instantly.

"The entire hospital will be placed on lockdown until further notice. Now if you excuse me; I need to make a few phone calls."-Mr Stoker.

## B. Stoker

### Affiliation

Royal Hope HospitalAnti Pesto

Doctor Jenkins

Wallace

Gromit

## Overview

The head of Royal Hope Hospital, Mr Stoker was incredibly serious and made very cynical jokes at the expense of his staff and patients. He initially believed that the spider hybrids were nothing more than a CGI recreation created by Pixar Animation Studios. When the hybrids infiltrated Royal Hope, Mr Stoker was brought to see one of them on the autopsy table. Disgusted, Stoker retired to his office in order to make a few phone calls one of those being to Anti Pesto. After making some phone calls, Stoker was killed after being bitten by the hybrid he saw on the autopsy table. The amount of venom was enough and Stoker died instantly from it. He had one daughter who was studying at Oxford University, and planned on retiring to Bermuda.

## Trivia

* t is unknown what Stoker's first name was but B. Stoker is an obvious reference to Bram Stoker, the author of *Dracula.*
* He had a daughter who was attending Oxford University at the time of his passing.
* Stoker was 55 years old.
* It is implied that Stoker and Wallace were very good friends as when Wallace learns of Stoker's death; he becomes very upset and plots to kill every single one of the Spider Hybrid in order to get revenge.
* He was born in Abermule.
* Stoker planned on retiring in two years and moving to Bermuda which he had visited many times as a young lad living in Abermule.
* Just like General Asquith; only the first letter of Stoker's forename has been revealed. It is unknown if it will ever be fully revealed.
Mr Brutis

Mr Brutis is the park ranger at Jellyfish Fields.

"Everyone sing along."-Mr Brutis reluctantly joining in on the celebrations.

## Overview

Having been employed at the Fields since 2010, Brutis is incredibly boring and mans the gate like its his front child, He is very lazy too as often bunks off work. He is crooked and is implied to be in the Morello Family's payroll. He is possibly a distant relative to Lieutenant Brutis. He has a crush on Howard The Duck according to rumours.

## Trivia

* He resides in Downtown Bikini Bottom.
* Despite being incredibly dull duller than Jeremy Irons Cereal, he is said to possess a wicked sense of humour that is so wickedly funny it will cause your lungs to rupture from the pressure as a result of laughing so hard.
* Brutis is one of the only residents of Bikini Bottom not to like Krabby Patties. He is likely not a very popular person as a result. He claims to prefer oat meal patties from his favourite restaurant; the Oat Hut.
* His name goes unsaid in SpongeBob's Last Stand, but is mentioned in Squidward: The Untold Story where it is explained that he is on friendly terms with the cethelapod.
Deloris

Deloris is a close associate of the Tattaglia Family working as a callgirl at Bruno Tattaglia's nightclub, and

## Deloris

### Relatives

Unnamed parents and sister

also serves as his chief seductress

## Role In The Family

Deloris works at Bruno Tattaglia's nightclub serving as his top callgirl. In December 1945, when Luca Brasi was trying to infilrate the Tattaglia's, he began sleeping with Deloris and complained while in bed with her about how he was held down in the Corleone Family and how he was only getting paid in grail. Deloris reported this to Bruno who then offered Brasi a meeting to be 'Made' into the family. Brasi was subsequently assassinated by Salavatore Bianchi at Bruno's nightclub during the meeting. Years later in 2019, Bruno's associate KGBSpetsnaz requested the aid of his chief seductress to seduce Master Strategist who believed that the mafia were not involved in the business of honey trapping. Bruno sent Deloris to Strategist's home, and she seduced him, and he was blackmailed to admitting that honey trapping is a business used by the mafia. Outside of her work for Bruno, she also works at JLB Credit with Bruno's son Mark Tattaglia.
Richard

Richard was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate. He worked for Liu Shen Tong.

"Be calm little grasshopper this won't hurt a bit!"-Richard's last words.

## Overview

Richard was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate and worked for Liu Shen Tong as a hitman. He was also a close associate and friend of Tong's right-hand man Harris. Richard along with Harris was present during Tong's interrogation of Matthew Williams. Tong left Williams to be killed by Richard and Harris. Williams was able to escape and killed Harris before being held at gunpoint by Richard. Williams was able to get the upper-hand and managed to kill Richard who just looked sad probably questioning in his head if it was really worth it. He hadn't even turned the safety on his gun off suggesting he was very ill experience when it came to using firearms.

## Trivia

* Resided in Dorset.
* His grandmother Lady Georgina was said to make the best Georgian Bread in the country.
* He was a Buddhist.
* Richard was said to have a twin brother who was residing in Cartagena.
Ray Boccino

**Raymond “Ray” Boccino** (January 11, 1976-May 2008) was the caporegime of the Pegorino Crime Family. He owned an Italian restaraunt called Drusilla’s and even had Michelle seduce Niko Bellic so that he would become a hitman for the crime family. His previous employer named Elizabeta Torres was killed by Ray’s hitmen and the cocaine that Niko had retrieved for her was distributed by the Pegorino’s instead. Other people who worked for Ray included an Irish-American mobster named Patrick McReary and a biker named Johnny Klebitz. In late May 2008, Jimmy Pegorino thought he was working with the rival Gambetti Crime Family so Niko killed him on Pegorino’s orders. However, it turned out to be Phil Bell the whole time and Niko was doing so too, but he of course, also kept it a secret from Mr. Pegorino. When Niko and Phil went to kill Jimmy Pegorino, he regretted having Niko kill Ray and even stated that he should’ve had Niko kill Phil instead.
Luigi Battaglia

Luigi Battaglia was a high-ranking member of Luca Brasi's Gang and served as Luca Brasi's right-hand man.

## Overview

Born in Empire Bay in 1980, Luigi briefly worked as a hitman for the Moretti Crime Family for a few years. At some point in the late 1990's or early 2000's, Battaglia had moved to London where he affiliated himself with Luca Brasi and his gang. He climbed up the ranks to become Brasi's right-hand man and direct advisor. After witnessing Luca force sushi bar owner Gordon Tubasnout to throw his cooked pasta into the furnace, Battaglia ratted Brasi out to the police, and then stole Luca's money before going on the run to New York City where he opened up his own pizzeria in Stanton Island. He also got married in 2007, and has two daughters. In 2009, Peter Clemenza discovered Battaglia's location, and asked Don Vito Corleone if they should inform Brasi about it, but Don Corleone refused and told Clemenza that Luca must knew about Battaglia.
Marcel

Marcel was a construction worker and food salesman in London.

## Overview

Marcel was reportedly a devoted construction worker who also worked part-time as a salesman for Wiltshire Farm Foods. A member of the Passameer Day Slitheen had killed Marcel and took his skin as a disguise. According to the guide; the Slitheen posing as Marcel had spotted Marcel as he walked down an alleyway one night. Marcel was using the alleyway because he thought it was a short cut only to end up running directly into the Slitheen who killed him with a swift hit from it's claw.
Sykes' Warehouse

Sykes' Warehouse is a location in Oakton City. Located at Atlantic Quays at the Oakton City Dockyards.

## Overview

For a very long time, the warehouse was ran by Molinari Family debt collector Bill Sykes, prior to his takeover the warehouse had been a fish importing plant. Sykes had an office at the warehouse as well as offices for some of his employees, and he used the warehouse to conduct meetings with his clients and associates. Oddly, Sykes employed very little security, with the only security he held being his two pet Dobermans DeSoto and Roscoe. Following Sykes' death in November 2020, the warehouse was renovated and was taken over by Molinari Capo Vincenzo Cilli who converted it into a tomato sauce importing company.

## Known Occuptants

Bill Sykes unknown - 2020 deceased

DeSoto And Roscoe deceased

Vincezno Cilli 2020-

Charlie unknown-2020 unknown
Eddie Pop

Eddie Pop was chairman of Tiny Pop Studios until he was killed by the Henry demon after he viewed a disturbing lost episode of Timothy Goes To School which was meant to be aired as the show's official series finale. Following Pop's death, he was replaced as chairman by Frankie Cockroach.

## Overview

Eddie Pop was the chairman of Tiny Pop Studios. In December 2001, Pop viewed a disturbing episode of Timothy Goes To School which was planned to be aired as the official series finale. Pop declared the episode as being bloody horrible, and refused for it be shown on television. Not long afterwards, Pop went missing and no one had a clue as to where he went off to. It is later revealed that Pop was killed by the Henry demon just like the protagonist was. Though the reason behind Pop's disappearance was never told to anyone; he was eventually replaced as chairman by Frankie Cockroach.

## Trivia

* In reality, Tiny Pop wasn't founded until 2003 a whole year after the events of Henry Goes Crazy take place.
* It is unknown how long Eddie was chairman for prior to his death or if he was the one who founded the company.
* Following the protagonist's death; he laments that if he hadn't viewed the finale maybe he wouldn't have also suffered Pop's fate.
* It is unknown why the curse only affected Pop and not the other interns and script writers who viewed the episode.
Sir Asquith

Sir Asquith was a descendant of R. Asquith and Richard Asquith. He was a member of the roundtable, and an advisor to King Arthur.

"..On the suggestion of Sir Asquith a decedent of General R. Asquith, placed the entire country under martial law until Mim showed herself."-Captain Kiddie.

## Overview

A descendant of the Asquith Brothers, Sir Asquith was part of the roundtable, and was an advisor to King Arthur. Much like his future selves, Sir Asquith loved placing countries under martial law. In the story that involved Merlin brainwashing the entire village, Sir Asquith advised King Arthur to place Great Britain under martial law until Merlin is brought to justice, and Arthur took his advise. They were never able to catch Merlin who had gone on the run to Bermuda. The story was revealed to be more than a hoax made up by some conspiracy theorists. Despite the story not being real, Sir Asquith is a real descendant of the Asquith Brothers.

## Trivia

* Though the Merlin theory is confirmed fake, Sir Asquith is confirmed to be a real descendant of the Asquith Brothers; R. Asquith and Richard Asquith.
* He is the third member of the Asquith family to make an appearance in funnypastas.
* He looks like an older version of his future selves.
* Like R. Asquith, Sir Asquith is yet to have his first name revealed.
* He is the oldest member of the Asquith family to be identified.
Mike Beckham

Mike Beckham nicknamed Mikey The Beck was a world famous lawyer who could supposedly help anyone win a case no matter the crime.

## Overview

Mike Beckham nicknamed Mikey The Beck was a world famous lawyer who could supposedly help anyone win a case no matter the crime. Not much is known about Beckham's early life other than the fact he grew up in Scotland and moved to the United States where he attended Harvard University and studied law. After graduating from Harvard, Beckham moved back to Scotland, and over the years gained a reputation as a world famous lawyer who was said to win a case no matter the crime. He was also corrupt as he appeared to be on the payroll of Rabe Maniels and even served as Rabe's lawyer during the senate hearings. He also served as the lawyer for Clive Henderson during the Beefy Bake case of 2007. He and Henderson were able to manipulate Pete the Jakey into relapsing into his addiction of spicy foo which allowed for the pair to win the case.

## Trivia

* Beckham serves as the secondary antagonist of "Friends In High Places."
* Beckham managed to walk away free from the Rabe Maniels Scandal due to him not being significant enough for the Resistance to bother taking down.
* He was described as being the best lawyer for anyone to go with as his talent was that he could win a case no matter what his client was accused of.
* He only ever lost a case once which was in the spring of 2001. It is unknown what the case was exactly other than the fact it involved two bishops and a priest named Moe.
* Ironically, both Beckham and Judge Laserbeam are working for Rabe Maniels and both attended the senate hearings in order to speak on Maniels' behalf.
Vladimir Glebov

**Vladimir "Vlad" Glebov** (August 15, 1967-April 2008) was the caporegime for the Faustin Crime Family. He met Mikhail Faustin, Dimitri Rascalov, Ivan Bytchkov, and Andrei around 1992 when they all came to New York City. He became a part of their crime family. He met a Serbian immigrant named Roman Bellic in April 1998 when he was the boss of her and a Puerto Rican-American woman named Mallorie Bardas at a cab depot. He met Niko Bellic, Roman's younger cousin, ten years later and had him do dirty work. As soon as Niko heard about Vlad sexually harassing Mallorie, he killed Vlad, only to get himself and Roman kidnapped by Vlad's buddies, Mikhail, Dimitri, and Andrei.
Finding Her Bearing

Finding Her Bearing by A.C. James is a Paranormal Dating Agency novel.

## Publisher's summary

Cari wants to find a date for her high school reunion. Forget about finding love. She’s a BBW who embraces her curves. She’s ready for some hawt, no-holds-barred sex with a hot alpha shifter. When her best friend tells her about the Paranormal Dating Agency, Cari hopes Mrs. Wilder can hook her up with a hottie. What she doesn’t expect is to find her date doing naughty things in the woods.

Liam has been in love with curvy, sweet, fun loving Cari since they were in high school. When she moved away, he never got over her. Then one day Liam finds her standing on his doorstep. A meddling Chief, friends and the PDA bring them together again. The chemistry is off the charts explosive.

Cari has a secret and when her past catches up with her it could tear them apart…forever. Will Liam finally get a second chance with Cari? Or will fate rip them apart?

First love + mistaken identity + one BBW Latino and a sexy bear shifter = one smoking HAWT romance.

If you liked GEEK BEARING GIFTS from the Paranormal Dating Agency you’ll love FINDING HER BEARING.

Trigger Warning: This book was written to shine a light on domestic violence and may be difficult for survivors.

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Alyse Zaftig

Alyse Zaftig is a USA Today bestselling author who was part of the USAT bestselling anthologies Dangerous Desires, Shifters in the Spring, Shifters in the Shadows, and Shifters in the Snow: Bundle of Joy. She loves to write about women who break the mold. Sassy heroines are her favorite.

## Milly's World Books

### Sassy Ever After

* The Sweetest Sass
* Double the Sass
Father Desmand

Father Desmand was a priest from an unknown clergy in Ireland. He was affiliated with The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate, and worked as muscle for Bishop Brennan.

"I need somebody help!"-Father Desmand after getting trapped in Richard Fatchurd's underwear draw.

## Overview

Together with fellow priest Father Smelly Hound, Desmand accompanied Bishop Brennan as a bodyguard for a supposed peace summit at the Cornwall Compound. Both priests were very quickly subdued by Sam and Max, and were thrown into Richard Fatchurd's underwear drawer. They were kept in for several days afterwards, though they were presumably released following Rabe Maniels' death and were given a lesser punishment.

## Trivia

* Massive chain smoker, his favourite brand is Mulberry's.
* His favourite band is Oasis. He hates Blur however, and will get very angry if you say you like them.
* A friend of Father Jessop according to Shadow.
The Sweetest Sass

The Sweetest Sass by Alyse Zaftig  is a Sassy Ever After novel.

## Publisher Summary

My bakery is struck by lightning.

Firefighters show up to fight the blaze during the thunderstorm. Two of them wrap me up in a blanket, give me coffee, and take me home.

We agree to meet the next day.

And the next.

And the…you get the picture. Not surprising when I figure out I’m pregnant.

But they have a secret that they haven’t told me. I’m a boring old human.

They’re not.

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Pegorino Crime Family

The **Pegorino Crime Family** was an Italian-American Mafia family from New Jersey which was featured in *Grand Theft Auto IV*. Niko Bellic used to be a hitman for them, despite being Serbian instead of Italian. This Mafia family was dedicated in finding a spot within New York City’s Commission. They’ve also had an undercover FBI agent named Anthony Corrado secretly investigating them. The family was founded in 1928 by Antonio Pegorino, who died in 1950 so the torch was passed onto Salvatore Pegorino. After Salvatore died in 1980, Jimmy took his throne.

## Known Members (under Jimmy Pegorino)

* Jimmy Pegorino: Don
* Phil Bell: Underboss
* Ray Boccino: Capo
* Peter Marchetti: Soldier
* Marco Bonnaro: Soldier
* Luca Silvestri: Soldier
* Joe DiLeo: Enforcer
* Johnny Barbosa: Enforcer
* Michelle: Enforcer
* Francesco Gallo: Enforcer

## Known Hitmen (all formerly)

* Niko Bellic
* Patrick McReary
* Johnny Klebitz
Martial Law

Martial Law was a state of government in which military leaders took power.

## Overview

During the chicken pandemic of 2020, Great Britain was placed under martial law with Boris Johnson advising the public to stay in their homes.

After Vegetable Man drowned Lost Heaven in water; General Asquith placed the city under martial law until Vegetable Man and his brother Polo were brought to justice.

In the aftermath of a Peppa Pig lost episode, General Asquith with permission from the White House placed Great Britain under martial law. He had soldiers placed all over the city in search for Victor Kennedy. Later, Asquith threatened to impose martial law restrictions onto Downing Street when Prime Minister Rabe Maniels didn't take the events seriously.

Later, Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen posing as General Asquith placed London under martial law in order to keep Matthew Williams and The Shadow Reader trapped in the city.