Ayyyleopacalypse

* TheMoarKrabsSquirrelok
* It was a dark stormy night
* Oh wait
* nvm we're doing whatever
* Malleo: Hello, sir!
* ???: Wha
* 4:59User909A blackout happens. Causes remain unknown
* 4:59TheMoarKrabsSquirrelViewer: Borrrrringggg!
* Said blackout causes a cake to fall of a balcony onto Td3eelleo's head
* The impact kills him
* 5:00Hiddenlich
* This song is heard from a distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
* 5:01User909Correction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2b5vCyEDsc
* The power plant and all power sources were found destroyed
* Beckitten27 has joined the chat.
* 5:02TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eelleo is spotted by his brother, Td3eemee
* 5:02HiddenlichHey Backbitten!
* Beckitten
* 5:02Beckitten27hey.
* 5:02User909Hi Beckitten
* 5:02HiddenlichSoldiergee: What's going on here?
* 5:02Beckitten27(what is going on here?)
* 5:03TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee: My brother is dead
* 5:03Hiddenlich(Roleplay)
* 5:03Shedew Hegehogshedew: hi
* 5:03Finn168719a house was seen burning
* 5:03HiddenlichSoldiergee lifts up his service magnum, and approaches the house
* 5:03Finn168719The Knighteegees who say Ni appears
* 5:03HiddenlichThe music becomes louder
* 5:03Beckitten27it
* 5:03Finn168719Knighteegees who say Ni: Ni!
* 5:04TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: Don't worry! We can revive him!
* 5:04HiddenlichSoldiergee: ...
* 5:04TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee: ........
* 5:04Hiddenlich
* An alien is dancing to the Safety Dance
* 5:04Finn168719Knighteegee 1: We want the shrubbery!
* 5:04User909Alien: Ayyyyy lmao
* 5:04HiddenlichSoldiergee: Yes...
* 5:04User909Donald Trump appears to be the leader of the aliens
* 5:04TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface grabs Td3eelleo's corpse and walks away
* 5:04HiddenlichSoldiergee puts down his magnum, and goes to dance with the alien
* 5:04Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHDycUXzNs0 this music plays out of nowhere, interrupting the Safety Dance
* 5:05TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee: Wait! what about me?
* Shedew Hegehog has left the chat.
* 5:05Finn168719an alien's head was blown off
* 5:05User909Soldiergee slowly becomes an alien
* 5:05HiddenlichSoldiergee: ...
* 5:05TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: Don't worry. I'll bring you once I'm done
* Td3eemee: oh
* 5:05HiddenlichSoldiergee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* 5:05TheMoarKrabsSquirrelMeanwhile
* Shedew Hegehog has joined the chat.
* 5:06Hiddenlich????: They have come
* 5:06TheMoarKrabsSquirrelMalzeo: \*walking\*
* 5:06Shedew Hegehogshedew: spongebob style
* 5:06Hiddenlich????: Our holy savior is coming
* 5:07TheMoarKrabsSquirrelMalzeo: Hm... I have to get my brother a Christmas gift, but I don't know what.
* 5:07Finn168719http://images.fanpop.com/images/image\_uploads/God-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-591560\_500\_276.jpg A man appeared in the sky
* 5:07Beckitten27Beck: \*wakes up from a nap\* what in the world is going on?
* 5:07User909A bunch of ayyyyliens appear near Beck and start dancing
* 5:07Finn168719A man in the sky started staring at Beck
* Shedew Hegehog has left the chat.
* 5:07Hiddenlich????: He is coming.
* ????: We must pave the way for his benevolent takeover!
* 5:08TheMoarKrabsSquirrel???: who?
* 5:08User909The ayyyliens start stealing spaghetti
* 5:09Hiddenlich????: \*To the aliens\* LET'S LMAO AND MAKE WEEGEE ROFL IN BLOOD!
* 5:09User909Ayyyliens: Ayyyyyess
* 5:09Hiddenlich
* Ayyyliens
* 5:09TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: ...
* 5:09Hiddenlich???? dances to the pilot controls
* 5:09TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: Oh yeah. I was gonna revive this
* 5:09Beckitten27what did i do?
* 5:09User909The Ayyyliens start killing citizens by turning them into Ayyyliens
* 5:09Finn168719Fat Freegee clones started attacking the Ayyyliens
* 5:10TheMoarKrabsSquirrel
* Dr. Crawlface begins\*
* 5:10User909Freegee: I THOUGHT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CLONES
* 5:10Finn168719???: Now you do f\*cktard.
* 5:10TheMoarKrabsSquirrel
* Dr. Crawlface's assistant, Faorliae, comes by\*
* 5:10User909Freegee starts deleting the clones
* 5:10Finn168719??? shoots Freegee in the crotch
* 5:11Hiddenlich
* An ayyylien takes Bec's hand
* 5:11TheMoarKrabsSquirrelFaorliae: What do have today, master?
* Dr. Crawlface: This guy died
* Faorliae: Oh
* 5:12HiddenlichAyyylien: LMAO! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE WEEGEE ROFL IN HIS BLOOD, AND MAKE THE WORLD DANCE WHILE LOL!
* 5:12TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: It's some guy's brother or something
* Faorliae: Is he covered in tar?
* Dr. Crawlface: No. He's like that
* Dr. Crawface: Well. Let's see what we have...
* 5:13Beckitten27Beck: what in the world?
* 5:13User909An Ayyylien starts abducting people with his flying saucer
* Shedew Hegehog has joined the chat.
* 5:14TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface finds a robot arm
* Dr. Crawface: This will do
* 5:14Beckitten27Beck: why do weird things always happen to me?
* 5:15User909Almost half of the local population became ayyyliens. The ayyypocalypse is here.
* 5:15TheMoarKrabsSquirrel
* Dr. Crawlface grabs parts of Meegee VIII he got from a metal shop\*
* Dr. Crawlface: These may work
* 5:16Hiddenlich????: \*Over the ship's speaker phone\* THE SAVIOR IS COMING! WEEGEE WILL NO LONGER LEAD THE TROLLIVERSE! LET HIM ROFL IN HIS ONLY BLOOD WHILE WE LOL!
* 5:16TheMoarKrabsSquirrel
* Dr. Crawlface takes a needle filled with DNA from a Fremmlin
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 5:16HiddenlichHello
* 5:16TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: ...
* 5:17HiddenlichAssistant: We must...
* 5:17Beckitten27(seriously though, why don't i have anything to do in this roleplay?)
* 5:17TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: And we will
* 5:17Finn168719Let's do a Serious Roleplay
* 5:17TheMoarKrabsSquirrelThe subplot I'm doing kinda leads up to it
* 5:18Shedew Hegehogarent you snake finn
* 5:18TheMoarKrabsSquirrel
* Dr. Crawlface grabs various things and uses them for Td3eelleo's revivement\*
* 5:19Hiddenlich?????: Bec... over here...
* ?????
* ?????'s voice is coming from a nearby air duct
* 5:19TheMoarKrabsSquirrelGuys
* what would Td3eelleo II look like
* 2 days later
* Td3eemee: What's taking them so long?
* 5:20User909His fingers would be screwdrivers
* 5:20HiddenlichA cyborg hobo on drugs
* 5:20TheMoarKrabsSquirrelXD
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 5:20Beckitten27Beck: ???
* 5:21Hiddenlich?????: In the duct... NOW
* 5:21Beckitten27Beck: \*looks in the duct\*
* Beck: \*thinking\* i don't know why i'm trusting a random stranger, but it seems important.)
* 5:22Hiddenlich????? opens the duct
* 5:22Finn168719Monty Pythongee: Hello.
* 5:23Hiddenlich?????: !
* 5:23User909The Ayyyliens start building their bases using duct tape. Duct tape can to anything.
* 5:23TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee hears a doorbell
* 5:24Beckitten27...
* 5:25Hiddenlich????? pulls Bec into the duct, and shuts the entrance
* ?????: I know what you are thinking. "Why should I trust some scampering war torn security mech?
* "
* 5:25TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: Hello
* 5:26Hiddenlich?????: But this is serious. The Ayyyliens are taking over everything, and transforming everyone into their own likeness
* 5:27TheMoarKrabsSquirrelhow about the subplot
* 5:27Hiddenlich?????: I have no clue why, but their leader thinks Weegee needs his blood spilled all over the ground
* 5:28TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee: Uh.. Hi?
* Dr. Crawlface: Yes. You remember that person that died?
* Td3eemee: My brother?
* Shedew Hegehog has left the chat.
* 5:29Hiddenlich?????: We need to destroy this ship
* 5:30TheMoarKrabsSquirrelDr. Crawlface: Yes. Well, we have this box. It's for you
* Crawlface gives Td3eemee the box and leaves\*
* 5:30Finn168719The box was set on fire
* 5:31Hiddenlich????: Yes, my ayyyliens. Convert
* 5:31TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee: Woah!
* 5:31Hiddenlich????: Weegee shall fall. THE WEEGEE VIRUS WILL BE NO MORE!
* 5:31TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee gets the fire out using water
* Td3eemee: Now what's in it?
* Td3eemee opens it
* 5:31Hiddenlich????: Only the Ayyleopacalypse
* 5:31TheMoarKrabsSquirrelGuess what's inside it
* 5:31HiddenlichHis brother
* 5:31User909A small loan of a million screwdrivers
* 5:31Beckitten27Beck: um... how in the world could i do that?
* 5:31User909Duct tape
* 5:32Beckitten27Beck... wait... how do i know this isn't a trick?
* 5:32TheMoarKrabsSquirrelyes
* Td3eemee: \*shocked\*
* 5:32Finn168719Finnittanian ships started attacking the Ayyylien ships
* 5:32TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eelleo II turns on
* Td3eemee: ... hi
* Td3eemee: As much as I'm excited, I feel weird a bit
* Td3eelleo II doesn't say anything\*
* 5:35Hiddenlich?????: We find the engine core, and overload it
* 5:35TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee: Ok.
* Td3eemee: How would you feel if I made you something?
* 5:36Hiddenlich
* The Finnitanian Ships are shot by a green laser
* 5:36TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eelleo II nods yes
* 5:36HiddenlichThe green laser inserts the Ayyyleopacalypse Virus
* 5:37User909The crew of the Finnittanian ships start dancing madly until death
* 5:37Beckitten27Beck: let's go.
* 5:37TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee: ok
* Td3eemee makes his brother a sandwich\*
* 5:37User909Weegee Army arrives and tries to fight off the Ayyylien ships
* 5:38TheMoarKrabsSquirrelVirginia: Defeating a sandwich
* 5:38Hiddenlich?????: By the way, my name is Ogoto.
* Ogoto leads the way through the air ducts
* 5:39Beckitten27
* beck follows\*
* 5:39HiddenlichThe WSS Geronimo engages the Ayyylien mothership
* However, they are shot by the green laser beam, unleashing the virus into their ship
* 5:39User909Weegee's Army gets defeated, as many of the soldiers turned into Ayyyliens themselves
* The Ayyylien number only appears to be growing.
* 5:40TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee gives Td3eelleo II the sandwich
* 5:40User909People start evacuating the city to escape the menace. However, some of them are already infected and may spread the virus even further
* 5:40HiddenlichOgoto: From the sound of the air, I can say we are approximately 45 meters away from the central air chamber
* 5:41User909Ogoto and Beck hear some footsteps
* 5:41HiddenlichOgoto: ...
* 5:42User909Some Ayyyliens pass by. They're not smart enough to look up and don't notice Ogoto and Beck.
* Ayyylien: LOL THE REFUGEES WILL SPREAD THE VIRUS EVEN FURTHER ROFL AND WILL MAKE WEEGEE BLOOD BE SPILLED LMAO
* Ayyylien: AYYYY LMAO SO TRUE
* Ayyylien 2
* 5:43HiddenlichAyyylien 2 ROFL
* Ayylien 2: ROFL
* 5:44Finn168719Ayylien 3: Ayy Lmao Weegee shall spill his blood in public!
* 5:44HiddenlichOgoto and Bec approach the central air chamber
* Ogoto: Scanning...
* Ogoto: 7 docks down, 3 to the right. That will lead us to the engine core
* Ducts
* 5:46TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eelleo II eats the sandwich
* 5:46Beckitten27Beck: we'd better keep moving then
* 5:46TheMoarKrabsSquirrelTd3eemee notices that no noise is being made from him
* 5:47HiddenlichOgoto hangs on the edge of the air duct, and drops down 7
* He is nearly caught by the fan's vacuum
* Ogoto: Be careful..
* Only one period
* 5:48User909Fan: I'm a big metal fan!
* The fan starts playing guitar
* 5:48HiddenlichOgoto: ...
* Ogoto ignores the fan, and moves 3 ducts to the right
* Ogoto: Come on Beck!
* 5:49User909The Fan becomes depressed and stops spinning
* 5:50Beckitten27Beck: \*takes a deep breath\* \*carefully drops down\*
* moves right 3\*
* 5:51HiddenlichOgoto helps Beck up
* Ogoto: Good job
* The engine core can be heard from a short distance
* Ogoto: I don't hear any aliens.
* 5:53User909There were some security cameras nearby. They didn't spot the two yet.
* 5:54Finn168719A Shreklien was seen dancing around the engine cpre
* core\*
* 5:55HiddenlichOgoto looks down at the Shreklien
* 5:55User909brb
* 5:55HiddenlichOgoto: \*Gags\* We will have to kill it, or distract it...
* Ogoto: Take your pick.
* 5:58Beckitten27(...)
* 5:59HiddenlichOgoto: Come on. Which one?
* 6:00Beckitten27(i actually suck at making decisions)
* 6:00Hiddenlich
* A group of five aliens enter the engine room
* Ayyylien 2: BRUH! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 6:02HiddenlichHello
* There is an explosion from below
* 6:03Sling Kinghi
* 6:03HiddenlichOgoto: That's our cue!
* Ogoto drops through the duct opening
* 6:03Sling Kingi came here cause i'm bored
* 6:04Beckitten27Beck: \*drops down\*
* 6:05HiddenlichOgoto rushes to the terminal, but is shot by a great blast of energy
* Ogoto: ARG!
* ????: You will be purged of your deformities, synth...
* 6:06Sling Kingnow what do i do?
* 6:06Beckitten27Beck: \*is hiding\*
* 6:06Hiddenlich
* You could make a sudden entrance
* Ayyyliens moon walk slowly to Ogoto
* 6:07Beckitten27Beck: NO!
* 6:07Hiddenlich????: !
* 6:07Sling Kingok
* 6:08Hiddenlich???? flies up to the ceiling, and swoops down towards Beck
* 6:09Beckitten27beck: crud.
* 6:09Hiddenlich????: RRRR!!!
* 6:09Sling Kingi'm not gonna stay here, i'm bored, and i can only have 2 characters, each one is crud.
* 6:10HiddenlichOnly 2?
* 6:10Sling Kingno.
* 6:10HiddenlichWhat do you mean by only 2?
* 6:10Sling KingI have lots, but i only play as 2/3 in roleplays.
* 6:12Hiddenlich???? loses control of his jet pack, and smacks into the wall
* 6:13Beckitten27Beck: wow. just wow.
* 6:13Hiddenlich
* The Ayyyliens are gunned down by an unknown assailant
* 6:14Beckitten27(brb)
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 6:17Finn168719a grafiti was seen which says "Slaves to Armok" in blood
* 6:17User909back
* 6:18HiddenlichOgoto gets up and leans over the railing
* 6:18Beckitten27(back)
* 6:18HiddenlichOgoto: Ar-ar-argh. Not this-s-s-s again...
* 6:19Beckitten27(actually, i need to go clean and will be back in a few minutes)
* 6:19User909(ok)
* 6:20Hiddenlich???? gets up, and stares at the assailant (Who will be him)
* Shedew Hegehog has joined the chat.
* 6:21HiddenlichOr her
* 6:21User909http://weegeepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ragamiicho
* He is fighting because he hates the ayyyliens, not because of Weegee
* Shedew Hegehog has left the chat.
* 6:23Beckitten27(back for real)
* Shedew Hegehog has joined the chat.
* 6:24Hiddenlich????: Ragamiicho. Why am I not surprised?
* ???? rips off his jet pack
* ????: Are you here for rulership of this galaxy?
* 6:25User909Ragamiicho: I fight for my land, not for rulership...maybe not now
* 6:26Hiddenlich???? takes out his iron baton
* ????: Let's dance
* 6:26Beckitten27(...)
* 6:27HiddenlichOgoto: Beck-k. I can't reach the terminal. You must overload the core!
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 6:27Finn168719Ayyylien 1: Ayyy let's sh\*t on public bruh!
* 6:27User909Ragamiicho readies his FN FAL rifle
* 6:28Beckitten27Beck: um... how do i even do that?
* 6:28Hiddenlich????: ...
* 6:28Sling KingI'm back
* 6:28User909wb
* 6:28Finn168719Freegee Clone Numbah 666: Hello there!
* 6:28HiddenlichOgoto: There is a power input value on the terminal keypad
* 6:28Finn168719wb
* 6:28Hiddenlich
* 6:28Sling Kingthanks
* I will join you
* 6:29HiddenlichOgoto: Set it to the highest it will g-g-g-g-g-g-g-
* 6:29Sling Kingis that fine?
* 6:29Hiddenlich
* Ogoto begins to malfunction
* Of course! We are always welcome to new role-players here!
* You don't have to ask to join a roleplay
* 6:30Beckitten27Beck: \*starts crying\* I must stay strong! \*sets the terminal to the highest possible number\*
* 6:30Hiddenlich
* The core lights up
* There is a shockwave of energy that makes the lights flicker
* 6:30Sling Kingok
* 6:31User909Clippy appears on the terminal Clippy: Looks like you're trying to destroy the entire ship...can i help?
* 6:31Beckitten27Beck: what the heck?!
* 6:32Sling KingQuentin: Excuse me, sir? Do you know where the engines are?
* 6:32User909Clippy: The engines are \*Clippy gives the directions towards the engines\*
* 6:33Finn168719168719-Gee appears holding a sledgehammer
* 6:33Sling KingQuentin: Thanks!
* Quentin: Do you know where the tools are?
* 6:33Finn168719168719-Gee: I hate those dancing aliens
* 6:33Hiddenlich
* The engine core is bright red
* 6:34TheMoarKrabsSquirrelbrb
* 6:34User909Clippy: Hmmm...the ship is being destroyed...can i help?
* 6:34Hiddenlich???? throws down the iron baton, and takes out a plasma pistol
* 6:34Sling KingQuentin: Oh my god, NO!
* 6:34User909Ragamiicho: Reveal yourself, Mr.Question mark!
* 6:34Sling KingQuentin: Help fix it!
* 6:34Finn168719168719-Gee: How about get out of this ship.
* Shedew Hegehog has left the chat.
* 6:35Beckitten27Beck: i should probably leave now
* 6:35Hiddenlich????: You know who I am. I sacrificed myself into the void, and the Ayyyliens showed me the truth!
* Ogoto: Yes Beck. HEAD TO THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE!
* Ogoto: OR WHATEVER CAN GET YOU TO SAFETY!
* 6:36Beckitten27Beck: \*runs\*
* 6:36Sling KingQuentin: Well, i have to go now.
* 6:36Finn168719168719-Gee throws his sledgehammer away, hitting one of the ayyyliens in the head
* 6:36Sling KingQuentin: The escape pods!
* 6:36Finn168719168719-Gee teleports to the escape pod
* 6:37Sling KingQuentin goes into an Escape pod leading to home
* 6:37Finn168719168719-Gee pilots the escape pod off the ship
* 6:38Hiddenlich????: The last war scarred the Kee'Jod, and I intend to prevent the Union's plans for completion
* 6:38Beckitten27Beck: \*enters an escape pod, if any are left\*
* 6:38Sling KingQuentin: Now, where is that guy that looks like a giant paperclip with eyes?
* 6:40Hiddenlich????: Ragamiicho, your adopted nephew will end everything!
* 6:41Sling KingQuentin: Who are you?
* 6:41Hiddenlich????: He controls everything, from the Armageddon Kingdom to the Hydreg Empire! Weegee is too dangerous to be kept alive!
* 6:41Beckitten27(...)
* 6:41User909Ragamiicho: He is. I'm not fighting against the Ayyyliens for Weegee. I'm fighting the ayyyliens because they will destroy everything
* 6:42Sling KingQuentin looks through toolboxes
* 6:42User909Ragamiicho: We can deal with Weegee later
* 6:42Finn168719An escape pod crashes in front of ???? and Ragamiicho
* 6:43Sling KingQuentin opens an exploding toolbox
* 6:43Hiddenlich
* How? The engine room is deep within the ship
* 6:43Finn168719Oh
* 6:45Hiddenlich????: But they know the truth. Their methods are not wise, but they can combat the Weegee Virus! They are immune, Ragamiicho!
* 6:45Sling KingQuentin fixes the escape pod
* 6:45User909Ragamiicho: Hmmm...tell me more
* 6:45Sling KingQuentin goes in leading to 168719-Gee
* 6:47Hiddenlich????: The DNA structure of the Ayyyliens consists of a triple helix. The Weegee Virus only can convert DNA simpler or equivalent to it
* 6:47Finn168719168719-Gee: Who are you?
* 6:47Hiddenlich
* Alright, where is 168719-Gee? Did he go, or is he still onboard. I am confused
* ?
* 6:48Sling KingQuentin: I'm Quentin, i came here for a substance called 6olite.
* 6:48Hiddenlich
* Nevermind
* 6:48User909Ragamiicho: Well...certain sacrifices must be made. Maybe this will kill millions, but if Weegee keeps on, he will kill billions in the future. Ragamiicho puts away his gun
* 6:48Finn168719168719-Gee: I'm 168719-Gee. a Fakeinn turned Fakegee...
* 6:49Hiddenlich????: If we can end Weegee, we can stop future Weegee Virus outbreaks. The virus runs on his energy
* 6:49Beckitten27(...)
* 6:50Hiddenlich????: Come now, Ragamiicho. We must send this virus to the capital center: Weegee's Mansion
* 6:51User909Ragamiicho: Ok
* 6:51Sling KingQuentin: Yes you are, but i'm here for a substance! 6olite!
* 6:51User909Ragamiicho: But first, we must escape this ship...things are not going well over here
* 6:51Beckitten27(my escape pod left and stuff)
* 6:52Finn168719168719-Gee: What is that substance for?
* 6:53Beckitten27beck: now what?
* 6:53Hiddenlich????: ...
* ???? looks at the core
* Shedew Hegehog has joined the chat.
* 6:53Sling KingQuentin: Umm.... The escape pod?
* 6:53Hiddenlich????: Oh (swear) -
* The ship explodes
* 6:53Sling KingQuentin: And- just the escape pod.
* 6:54Hiddenlich
* Debris from the ship hits Beck's escape pod
* 6:54Sling KingQuentin: You know who's is this?
* Any of you guys enjoy star wars?
* 6:55HiddenlichMHMM
* 6:55Sling Kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g708PmJAbuI
* Boba Fett vs Deadpool
* 6:55Hiddenlichhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEHj8lnFRCw
* 6:56Beckitten27Beck: goodbye world... at least I got to do something good
* 6:56Shedew Hegehogsrat werz
* 6:58TheMoarKrabsSquirrelback
* 6:58Shedew Hegehogkewl
* 6:58Sling KingQuentin: Oh my god! Give it to me!
* Finn168719 has left the chat.
* 6:59Hiddenlich
* Beck's escape pod smashes through the window of a space station
* Beckitten27 has left the chat.
* Beckitten27 has joined the chat.
* 7:00Beckitten27Beck: ?
* 7:01Hiddenlich
* Before the vacuum of space can suck everything outside, the emergency shutters close
* 7:02Beckitten27Beck: i guess i'm safe then.
* 7:02Sling KingQuentin: Well, he's gone.
* 7:03Hiddenlich
* A few hours later, in the untouched capital of the United 'Gees Galaxy
* Secret Service: Weegee, sir, the alien invaders have ceased their attacks
* 7:04User909Weegee was eating spaghetti and watching a comedy movie
* 7:04Sling KingI gotta go now.
* 7:05User909Weegee: HAHAHAHA HE TURNED INTO A CHICKEN

* Hiddenlich
* Civilians walk around the escape pod, like nothing happened
* A service bot opens up the pod
* 10:24Beckitten27Beck: \*steps out\* thank god i'm safe
* 10:25Shedew HegehogShedew: no ur nawt back
* 10:25Sling KingQuentin: You do know those can only be used once right?
* 10:25Shedew HegehogShedew: fite me back
* 10:25HiddenlichService Bot: This is the safest space colony over the capital world.
* 10:25Sling KingQuentin: Really?
* 10:26Shedew HegehogShedew: bCK PLS
* Shedew: wut da hck rabacka y u no fite me
* 10:27Beckitten27Beck: good to know. (shedew, knock it off)
* 10:27TheEnderGamerSreegee and Sralleo teleport to Shedew randomly
* 10:27User909The Ayyylien virus starts spreading throughout the United 'Gees Galaxy.
* 10:27Shedew HegehogShedew: oh no
* 10:27TheEnderGamerSralleo: Okay, so that long-distance transporter didn't work.
* 10:28User909People are safety dancing to death and the closest thing found to a cure are shotgun shells.
* 10:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: Maybe we can use it to get back.
* 10:28Shedew HegehogShedew: kewl
* 10:28TheEnderGamerThe long-distance transporter falls apart
* 10:28Hiddenlich\*The safety dance song is heard, and multiple civilians are dancing
* 10:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: Never mind.
* 10:28HiddenlichService Bot: Oh no...
* 10:29Sling KingQuentin: I like this music.
* 10:29Beckitten27Beck: what's wrong?
* 10:29TheEnderGamerWhat does the safety dance song sound like? Gentle Breeze?
* 10:29Sling KingQuentin: Gimme that song for my MP3.
* 10:29HiddenlichService Bot: \*Whispers to Beck\* They are succumbing to Ayyyleopacalypse, also known as the Safety Plague to Geemans
* 10:29Sling KingQuentin:
* Sorry, accident
* 10:30HiddenlichService Bot: They dance, and later die from heart attacks or suicide
* 10:30Sling KingSounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYarJpwJ8Io
* 10:30HiddenlichService Bot: Then their corpses become some version of the Stereotypical Alien
* 10:30User909yes
* 10:30Sling KingIgnore the dancing guy
* Who is the priminister of canada in south park
* 10:31Beckitten27Beck: that does not sound good. Wait a minute... i thought destroying the alien ship would fix everything.
* 10:31HiddenlichWasn't it Saddam Hussein? Or was that the monarch?
* Service Bot: What alien ship?
* 10:32Sling KingI don't know
* 10:32User909You mean this guy? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin\_Trudeau
* 10:32HiddenlichThere was one episode where Kyle went to Canada to get his brother back
* 10:32Sling KingHey! That guy was in Manila!
* Yes
* That one
* 10:32HiddenlichOh crap. Chat reloaded for me
* 10:32User909The one in which Canada only had a single road?
* 10:33HiddenlichCould someone paste what has happened in the role-play so far on the article?
* 10:33Sling KingNo, the wall to keep out canadians i think
* 10:33Beckitten27beck: i had to overload the core of a ship... i took the escape pod and ended up here
* 10:33Sling KingQuentin: I can fix the escape pod.
* The Trump canadian looks like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen\_Harper
* In real life i guess
* 10:35TheEnderGamerSo what's happening right now?
* 10:35Sling KingTo south park's concept
* Sling KingTo south park's concept
* 7:36HiddenlichService Bot: Oh no! Look!
* A Civilian takes out a shotgun, and shoots himself in the heart
* 7:36User909Pasted
* But it's not formated
* 7:36Sling KingQuentin: WHAT?!
* 7:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: They're becoming suicidal!
* 7:37HiddenlichAlright
* 7:37Sling KingQuentin: RUN SREEGEE!
* 7:37Beckitten27Beck: oh no! i wish i could do something...
* 7:37Sling KingQuentin: Go to the escape pod!
* 7:37HiddenlichService Bot: Miss, we must get to the quarantine room!
* 7:37Sling KingQuentin: That's what you can do!
* 7:37TheEnderGamerSreegee runs to escape pod
* 7:38Hiddenlich
* Other civilians begin to experience chest pain
* Beckitten27 has left the chat.
* Beckitten27 has joined the chat.
* 7:38Beckitten27Beck: let's go.
* 7:39Shedew HegehogShedew: always look both ways when your crossing the street sreegee
* 7:39TheEnderGamerSreegee: There's no stinking cars, we're in an apocolypse.
* 7:39Sling KingQuentin: GO!
* 7:39HiddenlichThe Service Bot goes down the empty side of the hall
* 7:40Shedew HegehogShedew: but you really think ive been caring about this stuff
* 7:40Sling KingQuentin: I'll stay here giving cardio treatment!
* 7:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: Well, you could just run into the cars and knock them off the road.
* 7:40Beckitten27Beck: \*follows\*
* 7:41Sling KingQuentin: No cars here
* Quentin: Go to the escape pods!
* 7:42HiddenlichBrent: WHY IS EVERYONE DYING?
* Service Bot: VIRAL CONTAMINATION DETECTED!
* 7:42Sling KingQuentin: GO TO THE ESCAPE POD!!!!
* 7:42TheEnderGamerSreegee: BECAUSE OF THE DISEASE!
* 7:43HiddenlichThe Service Bot shoot a plasma bolt at Brent
* It kills him
* SupaBird99 has joined the chat.
* 7:43SupaBird99Weegee: WEEGEE IS WEEGEE
* 7:43Sling KingQuentin: GO TO THE ESCAPE PODS ALREADY!
* 7:44TheEnderGamerSreegee is already in the escape pod, okay?
* 7:44Shedew Hegehogguys
* supa bird is my friend
* 7:44Sling KingQuentin: NOW GO HOME!
* Quentin pushes the launch button
* 7:45HiddenlichThe Service Bot approaches the emergency shuttle bay
* 7:45TheEnderGamerSreegee pushes the launch button
* 7:45SupaBird99hi
* 7:45TheEnderGamerSralleo is also in the escape pod, kay?
* 7:45Sling KingOkay
* Quentin: Go home!
* Quentin listens to the Safety Dance while sitting on a chair
* 7:46HiddenlichIntercom: YOU WILL ALL BE CURED FROM THE WEEGEE VIRUS!
* The Service Bot explodes
* 7:46SupaBird99Weegee: SPAGHETTI!
* 7:46Sling KingQuentin: What a great song
* 7:46HiddenlichThe control pad to the emergency shuttle bay is damaged
* 7:47SupaBird99Weegee: SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI!
* 7:47Sling KingQuentin: Oh no.
* 7:47Hiddenlich
* ???? approaches the transparent shuttle bay door
* ????: Beck, Beck, Beck...
* 7:48SupaBird99Weegee: SPAAAAAAAAAGHEEEEEEEEEEETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
* 7:48Hiddenlich????: You always were able to survive these kinds of situations
* 7:48SupaBird99Spaghetti: WEEGEE!
* 7:49TheEnderGamerSreegee realises TehEnderpGaymer is in the pod
* 7:49Beckitten27Beck: \*thinks about what happened the last time i trusted a random stranger\* what is it?
* 7:49TheEnderGamerTehEnderpGaymer: hai
* Sreegee: Oh hey there!
* 7:49SupaBird99Weegee: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii
* 7:50Beckitten27(someone make supabird shut up, he's annoying me and failing to understand the concept of a roleplay)
* 7:50TheEnderGamerIs he allowed to spam like that?
* 7:50Shedew Hegehogsupa stop pls
* 7:50SupaBird99k
* 7:50HiddenlichPlease stop
* 7:50SupaBird99derp :3
* 7:50HiddenlichSpamming isn't allowed
* 7:50Shedew Hegehogyes
* 7:50TheEnderGamerTehEnderpGaymer starts flying across the pod while Gentle Breeze plays
* 7:51Hiddenlich????: You have a choice. You can join me and destroy Weegee's dictatorship, or you can succumb to the Safety Plague.
* ????: Which shuttle will you board?
* 7:51Beckitten27Beck: i don't want to die!
* 7:52TheEnderGamerTehEnderpGaymer sits on his head
* 7:52Hiddenlich????: You won't if you join me.
* 7:52SupaBird99Weegee: \*jumps up and down\*
* 7:52Beckitten27Beck: ok, let's go.
* 7:52SupaBird99Weegee: Eye leikz 2 jamp.
* 7:52Hiddenlich????: Smart girl.
* ???? opens the door
* ????: The first shuttle on the left
* 7:53Sling KingWell, bye
* 7:53Beckitten27Beck: \*enters\*
* 7:53Sling King
* 7:53Hiddenlich
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 7:54SupaBird99
* Wedge appears\*
* 7:54Hiddenlich???? enters the shuttle, and closes the door
* ????: Ragamiicho, the plan is complete.
* 7:55SupaBird99Meegee: hai :3
* 7:55TheEnderGamerSuddenly a piece of cheese lands next to Wedge
* 7:55User909Ragamiicho: Good...
* 7:56TheEnderGamerWedge fuses with the cheese to make Cheese Wedge
* 7:56Hiddenlich
* The shuttle takes off, as the Safety Plague (Ayyyleopacalypse) consumes the station's surviving population
* 7:57SupaBird99Wedge: O NOEZ
* 7:58TheEnderGamerCheese Wedge starts eating a bunch of cheese
* 7:58HiddenlichLazlo: WEELCOMEZ BACK TO ROFLMAO RADIO! NOW TIME FOR ANOTHER COMPILATION OF THE SAFETY DANCE!
* 7:58SupaBird99Wedge: NOM NOM NOM
* 7:58HiddenlichLazlo: These humans had a great taste of music in the 20th century...
* 7:58SupaBird99
* ROFLcopter lands near Cheese Wedge\*
* 7:59Beckitten27(is supabird driving anyone else crazy?)
* 7:59HiddenlichSupabird, where is Wedge?
* 7:59SupaBird99...
* a random desert
* TheEnderGamer has left the chat.
* 8:00Hiddenlich
* The shuttle approaches Weegee's Mansion
* 8:00SupaBird99Meeryoi: Get in Wedge!
* Wedge: k
* 8:00Hiddenlich????: This city's tranquility disgusts me.
* TheEnderGamer has joined the chat.
* 8:00Hiddenlich????: I don't understand why they haven't attacked us yet.
* 8:00SupaBird99Ghost: Hai dis iz Weegee Manshun
* Meeryoi: Why were you just randomly eating cheese?
* 8:01Hiddenlich
* Ayyyliens are whipping and naenaeing the mansion doors
* 8:01SupaBird99Wedge: dunno
* brb
* 8:01HiddenlichIt is not doing anything whatsoever to the doors
* 8:02TheEnderGamerBRB'
* 8:03Hiddenlich????: Ragamiicho, where is the back entrance to the mansion?
* 8:03User909Ragamiicho: Weegee can teleport...i don't think he even uses the front door
* 8:03SupaBird99Wedge: OMG IS WEEGEE MANSHUN!
* Meeryoi: wut?!
* 8:04Hiddenlich????: Oh. This will be easy then.
* 8:04SupaBird99Wedge: \*jumps on ????\*
* 8:05Hiddenlich???? throws Wedge off, and puts a knife to his throat
* ????: Do you really want to mess with me?
* 8:05SupaBird99Wedge: \*turns into Wedgegegegegeegege
* 8:05User909Ragamiicho points his FN FAL at Wedge
* 8:05Hiddenlich????: It's a Weegee Agent
* 8:06SupaBird99Wedgegegegeegegegege: \*punches ???? into a cannon in the sky\*
* 8:06Hiddenlich
* They are in a shuttle
* 8:06SupaBird99oh
* Wedgegegegeegegegege: \*punches ???? out of the window into a cannon in the sky\*
* 8:06Beckitten27(supabird, you're being op)
* 8:07SupaBird99Wedgegeggegegegege: DIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
* 8:08Beckitten27(I SAID, STOP BEING OP! OR LEAVE, EITHER ONE IS FINE BY ME!)
* 8:08SupaBird99k
* Wedge: i lost my powers oh no
* 8:09User909Ragamiicho rescues Mr.Question Mark
* 8:09SupaBird99Wedge: DANCE WITH ME WEEGEE ARMY!
* Weegee Army: \*dances\*
* 8:10Shedew Hegehogum
* should i leave?
* 8:11HiddenlichCome on SupaBird
* 8:11Shedew Hegehogim creals
* shud i lev?
* 8:11HiddenlichGodmodding isn't appreciated here
* If you want to Shedew, but you can sure stay
* ????: Oh great. Let's hope the pilot hasn't been killed by the agent
* 8:12User909Ragamiicho: This is what the Weegee Virus does with people's heads...
* 8:13SupaBird99@Hiddenlich dancing isn't godmodding
* 8:13Shedew Hegehogsupabird plz
* 8:13SupaBird99what
* 8:13Shedew Hegehogu wilbe ban if u urgu wif edmon
* 8:14SupaBird99k
* 8:14Hiddenlich
* The shuttle lands on the front yard
* 8:14Beckitten27Beck: now what?
* 8:14SupaBird99.
* Im back!
* wth happened?
* 8:14Hiddenlich???? takes out a plasma pistol
* ????: Now we kill the man who created this cesspool
* 8:15SupaBird99My brother was being a jerk I guess....
* 8:15Beckitten27(so was your brother the one being a moron?)
* 8:16SupaBird99yup
* 8:16Hiddenlich
* The front door breaks down, and heavy guards with mini guns come outside and kill the Ayyyliens
* ????: Cabal!
* 8:19User909The ayyyliens start running away while dancing. Dancing appears to improve their speed, somehow
* 8:22Hiddenlich????: I guess it's time to use the bomb...
* 8:22User909Ragamiicho: Good idea
* 8:23Shedew Hegehogpm supa
* 8:25Hiddenlich????: Beck, take my plasma pistol. If the Cabal get close, aim for the head
* ????: This may kill me...
* 8:26Beckitten27Beck: \*takes\*
* 8:28Hiddenlich???? takes out a mine-like object, and sticks it to his chest
* 8:29Beckitten27(is he doing what i think he's doing?)
* 8:29User909(yup)
* Ragamiicho: ...
* 8:30Beckitten27Beck: ...
* 8:31Hiddenlich????'s helmet starts to glow with a blue aura. This aura consumes the rest of his body
* Aura Controlled ????: TAKE! TAKE! YOU WILL ALL BE TAKEN!
* The Auro Controlled ???? runs towards the Cabal, with his hands in the air
* 8:32SupaBird99gtg
* SupaBird99 has left the chat.
* 8:32HiddenlichThe Cabal shoot at ????, and he explodes
* However, the Blue Aura transfers to the two Cabal, and consumes them
* They transform into this: http://www.destinypedia.com/images/6/6b/Grimoire\_Primus\_Ta'aun.jpg
* 8:33TheEnderGamerBack
* 8:33User909Ragamiicho takes cover and starts shooting the Cabal
* wb
* 8:33Hiddenlich
* The Two Cabal approach Ragamiicho and Beck, but do not attack
* 8:33Beckitten27Beck: \*is shocked and confused\*
* 8:34User909Ragamiicho: Out of bullets! D\*mn nag nabbit d\*mnit!
* 8:34HiddenlichTaken Cabal: Oryx has chosen... to spare you.
* Taken Cabal: He wants to help you.
* 8:34User909Ragamiicho was cursing like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7pPsGRA7vc
* Ragamiicho: Huh?
* 8:35Beckitten27Beck: what in the world does that mean?
* 8:35HiddenlichTaken Cabal: The one your kind calls "Hypneegee", has ordered Oryx to cease control of you.
* 8:35User909Ragamiicho: I think it means we're going to live
* 8:36HiddenlichThe Taken Cabal aim their weapons into the mansion, and teleport into it
* Taken Cabal: COME!
* 8:36User909Ragamiicho: Ok then...
* 8:36Beckitten27Beck: ok fine, just don't hurt me!
* 8:36User909Ragamiicho heads towards the mansion.
* 8:37Hiddenlich
* Secret Service agents are being consumed by blue aura blasts, and becoming Taken
* They mutate into bizarre creatures, and attack their former comrades
* 8:37User909Ragamiicho: Hmmm...i think that's good
* 8:38Beckitten27Beck: \*goes towards the mansion like i'm supposed to\*
* 8:38HiddenlichSecret Service Agent: WE NEED REINFORCE-AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* Taken Cabal: Weegee is below. We shall make a hole for you!
* Shedew Hegehog has left the chat.
* 8:41Hiddenlich
* The Mutated SS Agents dive head first into the ground from the balcony, making large cracks in the ground, but killing themselves in the process
* TheEnderGamer has left the chat.
* 8:41User909Ragamiicho watches
* Ragamiicho: Ohh....
* Ragamiicho looks in the holes
* TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has left the chat.
* 8:43Hiddenlich
* Eventually, the floor collapses, and everything falls through to the bottom floor
* It is concrete
* Meanwhile, in Weegee's bunker
* 8:44Beckitten27Beck: ...
* 8:44HiddenlichService Secret Agent: Your highness, we have lost all contact with the outside world.
* Service Secret Agent: It seems the virus has hit the capital
* 8:45User909Weegee: Release the hounds, Smithers
* 8:46Hiddenlich
* Warhounds charge up the stairs, unaware of what will happen
* Service Secret Agent: Sir, we may very well be the last Geemans alive. Without a functioning central government, the Trolliverse is sure to fall.
* 8:48User909Weegee: What government? Smithers, you're confusing me.
* 8:49HiddenlichService Secret Agent: Your government. You can't make orders from down here. The other politicians are dead. You are your family are the only ones that can lead us now
* Service Secret Agent: Like you've always HAVE!!!!!!!!
* 8:49User909Weegee: Oh...that sucks
* Weegee: Bring me more spaghetti
* 8:50Hiddenlich
* The Service Secret Agent is converted into dark matter
* 8:50User909Weegee: ...
* Weegee: Lazy dog...
* 8:50HiddenlichSecret Service Agent: What's happening?
* 8:50User909Weegee: I don't see you bringing me spaghetti
* 8:50Hiddenlich
* Other Secret Service Agents are mutating
* The chef runs into the room, with spaghetti
* 8:51Beckitten27(...)
* 8:51HiddenlichChef: Weegi! Heersa your spaghetti!
* 8:51User909Weegee devours the spaghetti and cleans his mouth using the chef's clothes
* 8:51Hiddenlich
* The Taken Cabal break through the roof
* Taken Cabal: You have visitors... false highness...
* 8:51User909Weegee: Can't you knock?!
* 8:52HiddenlichTaken Cabal: Ask them...
* The other Taken Cabal comes down with Beck and Ragamiicho
* Ayyyliens are playing harps while moonwalking
* 8:53User909Ragamiicho: Your reign of terror is over, Weegee!
* 8:53HiddenlichChef: Mama mia!
* 8:53User909Weegeee: Uncle Raga! What brings you here?
* 8:53Beckitten27Beck: look, i'm just here because i wanted to survive
* User909Ragamiicho: I came to put an end to this. If you don't die by my hands, you will by the horrible plague that is ravaging the outside in this exact moment
* Ragamiicho readies his rifle
* 8:55Hiddenlich
* The Taken Cabal disintegrate into dust, and the dust reforms ????
* ????: Very painful, but worth it!
* 8:55User909Weegee: Oh...i see what you mean. You want to take the throne because you're JEALOUS!
* Ragamiicho: This is not about the throne anymore. This is about the millions of innocents you kill each day for your own interest.
* 8:56Beckitten27Beck: ! how in the world are you alive!
* 8:56Hiddenlich????: You only eat the pain and misery of your citizens
* ????: You may rule the Trolliverse through puppets, but that will end now.
* ????: Kill him, Ragamiicho.
* 8:57User909Ragamiicho fires against Weegee
* 8:58Beckitten27Beck: is there even any point to me being here?
* 8:58Hiddenlich????: Yes.
* ????: You will see
* 8:58User909Weegee body starts glowing
* Weegee: Heh.... you forgot one thing, Uncle Raga
* Weegee turns into Dark Weegee
* Dark Weegee: I'm this galaxy most powerful warrior!
* 8:59Hiddenlich???? rips off his helmet revealing his true identity:
* ????: Not yet.
* 9:00User909Dark Weegee: You're going back to the grave, Daikon!
* 9:01Hiddenlich
* The blue aura flows around ????, and Ragamiicho, and Beck
* ????: Don't worry, Oryx won't control you
* ????: Think of this as a bullet proof vest for powers!
* 9:02User909Dark Weegee turns into Fire Weegee and fires a barrage of fireballs against the three.
* 9:02Hiddenlich
* ???? is suddenly engulfed with fire, and blue aura
* 9:02User909Fire Weegee: The only problem with that form is that i can't keep it around too much!
* 9:02Hiddenlich????: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* ???? is becoming something else
* 9:02User909Ragamiicho reloads and fires against Fire Weegee
* 9:03HiddenlichBlue Aura Controlled ????: The hand of Oryx shall be served
* Taken Knight: RAHHHHH!!!
* The Taken Knight tries to attack Weegee, and spread the blue aura
* 9:04User909The blue aura hits Fire Weegee, but not much of it was spread
* Fire Weegee fires a flaming beam towards the Taken Knight
* 9:05HiddenlichThe Taken Knight is hit, and becomes very damaged
* Taken Knight: What? Impossible...
* Taken Knight: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE ORYX!
* 9:05User909Fire Weegee: I AM PERFECT! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME
* Fire Weegee goes berserk and starts to use fire flower all over the room.
* Ragamiicho takes cover
* 9:06HiddenlichTaken Knight tries using solar blasts on Weegee
* 9:07User909Fire Weegee is damaged a little, but he counters by throwing a fireball towards the Taken Knight
* Fire Weegee starts feeling weaker...
* 9:07Hiddenlich
* The fireball hits the Taken Knight
* It destroys Oryx's control over Daikon
* The blue aura burns off of Daikon
* Daikon falls on his knees
* 9:09User909Fire Weegee appears to be infected with the Blue aura
* 9:09HiddenlichDaikon: Hypneegee... I have failed you...
* 9:09User909Fire Weegee: No....
* 9:09HiddenlichDaikon: ?
* 9:09User909Fire Weegee also fall on his knees
* The blue aura starts taking control of him
* 9:10HiddenlichDaikon: Oryx...
* Daikon: Why Oryx?
* Beck feels a power growing inside her
* Ragamiicho also feels power
* 9:11User909Fire Weegee tries to stand up but falls faceplanting on the floor
* 9:11HiddenlichDaikon tries to keep himself up, but feels very weak
* ????: Daikon. You are no longer in use. May you rise in the ranks of Salzin's Army
* Daikon: No! Please Hypneegee!
* ????: What do you want? Your friends are now gods. You thought you would become high out of power? You thought you would be a leader at my side?
* Daikon: I only wanted to keep the idea of democracy.
* ????: Well, that is up to your friends to decide now. They own the Trolliverse now.
* Daikon: I don't under-STAND!!!
* Daikon melts into a pool of blood
* 9:15User909Ragamiicho approaches Weegee's body
* He starts laughing like a madman
* 9:16Beckitten27Beck: i'd thought i would have gotten used to all of this crazy stuff, but what the heck?!
* 9:16User909Ragamiicho starts draining the energy of Weegee
* 9:17Hiddenlich????: Forget the Weegee Gods and the Precursors. You two are now the rulers of this multiverse! What you choose to do with it is up to you now!
* ????: If you need advice from where to start, contact me.
* 9:18User909Ragamiicho: I know exactly where to start...
* 9:18Hiddenlich
* The Safety Dance plays
* 9:18Beckitten27Beck: crud, why is that music playing now?
* 9:18User909Ragamiicho: But first...i need to eliminate the competition
* Ragamiicho points his rifle towards Beck
* Ragamiicho: Sorry, but there is only room for one
* 9:19Hiddenlich
* The blood begins to flood the room
* 9:19Beckitten27Beck: i don't want to rule anyway
* 9:19User909Ragamiicho: Good...
* Ragamiicho teleports to Weegee's Palace and sits on the throne
* 9:20Hiddenlich????: IS this really your first act? Kill your fellow co-creator?
* ????: Or attempt to?
* 9:20User909Ragamiicho: She would ruin my plans!
* 9:20Hiddenlich
* Mutated Secret Service Agents bow to Ragamiicho
* 9:20User909Ragamiicho: And i was never into this democracy thing anyway...
* 9:21Hiddenlich
* Suddenly growling echoes throughout the throne room
* 9:21User909Ragamiicho demands his army to take down the Ayyyliens by using biological weapons engineered specifically to kill Ayyyliens
* Ragamiicho orders Geemen infected with the disease to be killed
* 9:22Hiddenlich
* Hounds approach Beck, and sniff her
* They do not seem to want to attack
* Hound: Aroo?
* The Taken and Ragamiicho's Army perform mass executions throughout the galaxy
* 9:24User909Ragamiicho becomes corrupted with his power and becomes an even worse ruler than Weegeee
* 9:25Beckitten27Beck: this is why i didn't want power, because it corrupts too easily
* 9:25HiddenlichTaken Soldiergee: Oryx approves of your actions, Almighty Ragamiicho.
* The hound nods
* 9:26User909Ragamiicho: Good. How is the situation with the Ayyyliens going?
* 9:27HiddenlichTaken Soldiergee: The virus is not lasting at all. The Ayyyliens are failing to defend themselves
* Taken Soldiergee: About Oryx's approval. He would like to meet with you, in person.
* 9:27User909Ragamiicho: Oh really?
* 9:28HiddenlichTaken Soldiergee: He knows of another multiverse, far away. It would be a perfect expansion jewel to your collection.
* 9:28User909Ragamiicho: Ohhhh, more territory!
* 9:29HiddenlichTaken Soldiergee: Should I let him know you are interested in a meeting?
* 9:29User909Ragamiicho: Sure i am.
* 9:29Hiddenlich?????: Beck.
* ?????: I am alive.
* ?????: It's me, Ogoto.
* 9:29Beckitten27Beck: ?
* 9:30HiddenlichOgoto tumbles down the stairs
* Ogoto: I heard you were a god now!
* Ogoto: Or goddess.
* Ogoto: My programming is not doing well at all after the implosion.
* Ogoto: I mean explosion.
* Ogoto: I have no clue how I die-
* Ogoto: You get the picture.
* 9:32Beckitten27Beck: yes i do
* 9:32HiddenlichOgoto: I have come to congratulate you on your accomplishment. An AI has achieved-er-I mean an AI has never achieved the status of god or goddess.
* Ogoto: So you organics must be lucky.
* A dreadnought with a bluish glow appears in the sky
* 9:33Beckitten27Beck: what is happening now?
* 9:34HiddenlichOgoto: Desolation of civilization I am afraid. Democracy has been completely destroyed.
* Ogoto: There have been millions of accounts of mass murders throughout the known Trolliverse.
* Ogoto: That Ayyyleopacalypse Virus really screwed things up.
* 9:35Beckitten27Beck: yeah, i know that. i was actually working with that guy before he went crazy with power and started killing everyone
* 9:35HiddenlichTaken Knight: King Ragamiicho. Oryx is here.
* 9:35User909Ragamiicho goes meeting Oryx
* 9:35Hiddenlich
* Oryx flies down from the dreadnought
* Oryx: \*Demonic\* Ragamiicho... I have heard so much good about you
* 9:36User909Ragamiicho: I can only imagine...
* 9:36HiddenlichOryx: Mass killings, martyring the Ayyyliens... the beauty is indescribable
* 9:37User909Ragamiicho: That's just the beginning
* 9:37Hiddenlich
* A mutated Fremmlin approaches Oryx
* Fremmlin: Shung wa. Tii kung.
* Oryx: RAHHHHH!!!
* Oryx kicks the Taken Fremmlin down
* 9:38User909Ragamiicho: ...
* 9:38HiddenlichOryx: Pardon my behavior. The Ayyyliens are... escaping the border.
* 9:39User909Ragamiicho: That can't happen! They must be exterminated by all means!
* 9:39HiddenlichOryx: They are repelling my essence away.
* Oryx: I was able to tap into their minds before, but now there is a telepathic block over their entire race
* Oryx: They are becoming wiser too.
* The Fremmlin gets up
* He looks at Ragamiicho, and doesn't stop staring at him
* 9:40User909Ragamiicho: ...what?
* 9:40HiddenlichFremmlin: B...
* Fremmlin: R
* Fremmlin: Er...
* Fremmlin: He-
* Oryx kicks the Taken Fremmlin again
* Oryx: Useless worm.
* Oryx: You can't stop him now.
* Oryx: He can kill you in an instant, so I would suggest you be kinder to King Ragamiicho.
* The Taken Fremmlin stares at Ragamiicho again, and makes a crying sound
* Fremmlin: Brother...
* The Fremmlin drops to the ground
* 9:42User909Ragamiicho starts feeling bad
* Ragamiicho: Ehhh...
* 9:43HiddenlichOryx: Well, anyway. I have found a multiverse not so far away from this one.
* Oryx: It is home to the warlike humans.
* Oryx: Even dimension has a human race.
* Every
* Oryx: They are dominate in most
* 9:44User909Ragamiicho: Is there any more significant races there?
* 9:44HiddenlichOryx: The Spaghettitarians...
* Oryx smiles
* 9:45User909Ragamiicho: Are they related to the Spaghettarians and the Ayyyliens?
* 9:45HiddenlichOryx: They are the Spaghettarians and the Ayyyliens. And the Furons.
* Oryx: Every stereotypical alien you can think of
* 9:46User909Ragamiicho: Well, i guess i'm sending my troops there to take it over
* Ragamiicho: Territory is never enough
* 9:46HiddenlichOryx: Indeed.
* Oryx: But I must warn you: The humans are not an easy race to defeat.
* Ogoto: Beck, why is your friend evil?
* Ogoto: I don't understand. Why doesn't he accept the role of a god: A benevolent creator?
* 9:48User909Ragamiicho: Humans are pathetic. We are strong Geemen. Humans are pathetic earthworms
* 9:48HiddenlichOryx: They are different from others you would find.
* 9:48Beckitten27Beck: because power is easily corrupting in the wrong hands.
* 9:48HiddenlichOryx: Their warlike nature is... concerning...
* 9:48User909This starts playing around the miserable parts of the Trolliverse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fKgnqFQ81o
* Ragamiicho: How many galaxies are in their possession?
* 9:50HiddenlichOgoto: But your a goddess. Why can't you stand up to him? His behavior is hazardous to the mortals.
* Oryx: From the human dominate universes: There are 973 trillion.
* 9:51HiddenlichOryx: But there are MANY dimensions.
* 9:51User909Ragamiicho: That's not good...we only have one and some political influence over some
* 9:52HiddenlichOryx: How about a deal...
* 9:52User909Ragamiicho: I'm listening
* 9:53HiddenlichOryx: I will expand my Taken over the stars, and you may claim those areas for your own. But, I gain power over the inner workings of the space-time conflux
* 9:53User909Ragamiicho: I can't see how that could go wrong. We have a deal
* 9:53HiddenlichOryx: \*Grins\* Excellent
* Oryx extends a hand
* 9:53User909Ragamiicho shakes hands with Oryx
* 9:54HiddenlichOryx shoots an orb into the sky
* Oryx: The order has been issued.
* Oryx: Now for my side of the bargain
* Hiddenlich
* After the deal was made, most of the Trolliverse became Ragamiichos\*
* 10:28Finn168719Sure
* 10:28HiddenlichNo one was able to stand up to his might
* 10:29User909Fakeragamiichos were created and Ragamiicho was even more powerful than Weegee. His lust for power ended up making one of the most brutal dictatorships to ever appear in the Trolliverse.
* 10:29HiddenlichWith the Taken under Ragamiicho's command, he lived up to his God status
* 10:29Finn168719Finn: I am out of power in the United Kingdom of Finnittania, which became part of Ragamiicho's empire...
* 10:29User909Ragamiicho demands other kingdoms to pay tributes for them to not be destroyed
* 10:29HiddenlichHobo: At least you have free healthcare, and you still have your mansion
* 10:30Finn168719Finn: Yea.
* 10:30User9091/3 of Magna's Galaxy is now under Ragamiicho control
* 10:31HiddenlichHobo: Excuse me, I have to take a leak
* 10:31TheMoarKrabsSquirrelThe UCU is under the control of Ragamiicho
* 10:31HiddenlichThe Hobo runs behind an old fuel station
* 10:31TheMoarKrabsSquirrelGovernortran is kicked out of office
* Conkeegee feels him, bro
* 10:31Hiddenlich
* The Kee'Jod is now an official state of Ragamiicho's Empire
* 10:31Finn168719Finn: I think that multiple insurgent groups would be defeated by Ragamiicho's Empire...
* 10:32User909Crafteegee: The end is here...
* 10:32HiddenlichConservatism remains, and the little liberals that lived in the Republic era were expelled
* 10:32User909Crafbot: ...
* Craftbot: Looks like Weegee wasn't so bad...
* Crafteegee: Ragamiicho is horrible, but that doesn't mean that Weegee wasn't a terrible ruler.
* 10:33HiddenlichCentinid Guard: Look, he will calm down.
* Centinid Guard: Nearly every ruler of a new nation was expansionist
* 10:33TheMoarKrabsSquirrelGuys
* 10:34User909what
* 10:34HiddenlichCentinid Guard: Once he has control of... everything... he will be nice
* 10:34TheMoarKrabsSquirrelSo here's my depiction of Ragamiicho:
* 10:34Finn168719Finn: I wonder if Ragamiicho is even worser than Hitler...
* 10:34TheMoarKrabsSquirrelFortran's mischievous brother who JOs and stuff
* I got that depiction trying to make a more realistic story for Fortran
* 10:35HiddenlichHobo: \*From a distance\* If he's worse than Mao, he's worse than Hitler
* 10:35TheMoarKrabsSquirrelHiddenlich
* 10:35HiddenlichJOs?
* 10:35TheMoarKrabsSquirrelRemember Waolleo
* Jacks Off
* Sorry
* 10:36User909Ragashees are deployed to protect the streets from insurgents. Curfew is employed.
* 10:36HiddenlichI remember Maolleo.
* 10:36TheMoarKrabsSquirrelSo like in his childhood, Ragamiicho got Playboy magazines from his uncle Luig
* idk
* I made the Luig thing now
* 10:36Finn168719Finn goes into his mansion
* 10:36TheMoarKrabsSquirrelBut Ragamiicho did have PB magazines during his childhood
* 10:37HiddenlichChris Rock: Playboy magazines...
* Chris Rock: A boy's dream
* 10:37User909lol
* 10:37TheMoarKrabsSquirrelJohn please don't eat
* it
* 10:38Finn168719Yoko: Thank goodness that you didn't bump into Ragamiicho's police...
* 10:38Hiddenlich
* The Taken roam the shadows, and convert whoever evades the Ragashees
* Yoko sees a Finnling consumed by the Taken aura
* 10:38TheMoarKrabsSquirrelRagashee: John please don't eat it
* wait
* 10:38User909People start referring to Ragamiicho as "Papa Miicho"
* 10:38HiddenlichHobo: Looks like he sassed off to the police
* 10:38Finn168719Finn: Who are they?
* 10:38TheMoarKrabsSquirrellet me fix that
* 10:38User909Kinda like Papa Doc
* 10:38TheMoarKrabsSquirrelPaul: John please don't eat it
* 10:39HiddenlichHobo: Those are what they call "The Taken"
* 10:39Finn168719Finn: Who are the Taken?
* 10:39HiddenlichHobo: They...
* 10:39TheMoarKrabsSquirrelJohn: Why not Paul?
* John: Please don't
* Paul
* 10:39HiddenlichHobo: Oh boy. They are monsters. Pure monsters. They are controlled by a being called Oryx
* 10:39TheMoarKrabsSquirrelJohn: Why?
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H5q4vsRC-Y
* a bunch of cogs are banging on the table shouting "FOOD"\*
* 10:41HiddenlichHobo: If you ever see a Taken, that's a guarantee death sentence
* Hobo: They operate in the shadows. Rumor has it they do the dirty work of conquering with the Ragamiicho Army
* 10:42Finn168719Yoko: God...
* 10:42Hiddenlich
* The Finnling is now a Taken Finnling
* It is horribly mutated
* It has blue eyes, and completely black skin, hair, etc
* Hobo: They corrupt your soul...
* 10:43TheMoarKrabsSquirrelHidden
* Lich
* I ate the sandwitch
* O whoops that slipped out
* srry
* go on
* 10:44HiddenlichGet out. Your dead to me Paul...
* Moar
* Taken Knight: King Ragamiicho, the Trolliverse is nearly conquered
* Taken Knight: You now controlled 99.3% of it
* Control
* 10:46Finn168719Finn loads his pistol
* 10:46HiddenlichHobo: What are you doing?
* 10:46User909Ragamiicho: I'll hope this doesn't end like one of my torrents...i want it fully conquered
* 10:46TheMoarKrabsSquirrelNoo noo noo noo noo
* 10:48HiddenlichTaken Knight: 99.8%
* 10:48Finn168719Finn: I will use my pistol to defend myself...
* 10:48User909Ragamiicho: I want this 0.02% fully conquered! Do i look like a waiter?
* 10:49HiddenlichHobo: But you don't need to defend yourself?
* .
* Taken Knight: 99.9999999999999999999998%
* Taken Knight: The Taken are almost to the last portion
* An armored man walks up the stairs and into the throne room
* 10:51User909Ragamiicho: WHAT IS IT NOW?
* Ragamiicho: AHHHHHHHHHHH
* 10:51HiddenlichTaken Knight: Seise him.
* Guards attempt to tackle the man, but he cannot be subdued
* 10:51User909Ragamiicho: Crush this flea who invades my castle!
* 10:52Hiddenlich????: Is this how simple security is?
* ????: I give you god status, and you don't even buff up security as much as possible!
* ???? takes off his helmet
* Hypneegee: Come on.
* 10:52User909Ragamiicho: ...why?
* 10:53HiddenlichHypneegee: I was testing how easy it would be for someone in a suit of armor to break in, and assassinate you
* 10:54User909Ragamiicho: Oh...i was spending the funds on taking over the Trolliverse. It is quite costy...
* 10:54HiddenlichHypneegee takes out a pen and a clipboard, and makes a red X on the security portion
* Hypneegee: Seriously. Buff it up.
* 10:54User909Ragamiicho: Ok then
* 10:54HiddenlichHypneegee disappears
* 10:54User909Ragamiicho adds heavily armored Ragashee Guards, multiple traps and a lava moat surrounding the castle.
* 10:55Hiddenlich
* A bald refugee with a ski mask approaches Finn
* 10:55User909Ragamiicho Clones are now armored and armed defending the castle. They are using railguns to be able to pierce through armor.
* Ragamiicho: I think that should do it...oh, and one last thing
* 10:55HiddenlichBald Refugee: Sir, there are enemies all over this neighborhood.
* 10:56Finn168719Finn: I see...
* 10:56User909Ragamiicho installs a chandelier in the throne room
* Ragamiicho: Those always work!
* 10:56Finn168719Finn: We must buff the security.
* 10:56HiddenlichBald Refugee: How will we do that without getting raided in the middle of the night?
* Bald Refugee: As long as we obey the law, they won't search us
* Finn168719Finn: Maybe like creating traps, or even wear heavy armored and carry railguns
* 10:58HiddenlichBald Refugee: We can't even have peashooters. The weapons we have are illegal.
* Bald Refugee: At least we can keep our SMGs and pistols concealed
* 10:59Finn168719Finn: Ok.
* 10:59User909Ragamiicho makes illegal to any army to have a military force bigger than Ragamiicho's
* Hiddenlich
* Taken Knight: There is a confederacy growing underneath our noses, King Ragamiicho.
* 1:04User909Ragamiicho: Who are involved?
* 1:05TheMoarKrabsSquirrelRagashee: And are you sure it's a group or is it just your mustache??
* 1:06HiddenlichTaken Knight: Mayageerio, Dendio, Awheeo, and Growser.
* Taken Knight: Those are the key figures.
* 1:06User909Ragamiicho: Track them down and send them to the prison
* Ragamiicho: I want them alive...
* 1:07HiddenlichTaken Knight: \*Whispers\* Blood of Oryx, we must take the Insurrection alive, and isolate them from the public.
* Meanwhile, on the ruined world of Ka;Jakentona;Sia
* Awheeo: Come on you whelks! Train like you mean it! We will not be able to defeat Ragamiicho with children playing toy swords!
* Awheeo has a large bald spot on his head, and a very long beard
* Trainee: DIE BLIND PERSON!
* The Trainee smacks a hobo with a wooden sword
* Hobo: What was that for?
* 1:14User909Ragamiicho: Tracking those b\*stards down is hard...i will need to do more than sending soldiers
* Ragamiicho calls for the Science Department of Health or something like that.
* 1:14HiddenlichWeegee Scientist: Yes?
* Weegee Scientist: What do you want?
* 1:15User909Ragamiicho: I want a list of very inefctious diseases in which we already have the cure. They need to be non-lethal.
* 1:16HiddenlichThe Weegee Scientist takes out his gPhone, and looks on the database
* The printer prints out 10 pages of diseases
* 1:19User909Ragamiicho looks at one of them
* The disease was DGN-9, a virus which caused coughing, fever and muscular pain.
* 1:22HiddenlichWeegee Scientist: Hmm
* 1:24User909Ragamiicho: I want all the medicine which can cure this virus to be taken away from the shelves, give them some excuse. And then i want this virus to be released to the public. Tell them it is a new virus which the cure is still yet to be found.
* 1:26Hiddenlich
* A few hours later, the virus is deployed, and the medicine to cure it is now undisclosed to the public
* 1:27User909Ragamiicho starts promoting turism around certain spot of the Trolliverse so the virus will spread faster.
* tourism
* 1:28Hiddenlich
* Meanwhile, in the Trolliverse Isles
* One of the epicenters of the virus has completely eradicated proper health on the planet of Trollgon VI
* Service Bots are forced to contain up to a thousand people in middle class houses
* 1:33User909Ragamiicho tells the Science Department to develop or prepare tracking chips for the infected people. The chip must be able to recognize the person's identity after it comes into contact with them.
* SupaBird99 has joined the chat.
* 1:34SupaBird99hello
* 1:34User909Hi
* SupaBird99 has left the chat.
* 1:37HiddenlichTaken Knight: Oryx calls to to Ka;Jakentona;Sia, in the Beegee Star System
* 1:38User909Ragamiicho: Huh?
* 1:38Hiddenlich
* You to
* Taken Knight: The rebels are being held prisoner there
* 1:39User909Ragamiicho: Good
* Ragamiicho travels to the Beegee Star System
* 1:40Hiddenlich
* There are cages full of rebels
* 1:40TheMoarKrabsSquirrel.
* 1:41HiddenlichAwheeo: By the devil's eye, here comes Ragamiicho.
* 1:42User909Ragamiicho: Oh, Awheeo! Long time i don't see you. Cool beard, by the way
* Ragamiicho to the Taken Knights: I want all the information about this rebellion extracted from them. Use torture if needed.
* 1:44HiddenlichA Taken Knight motions a Wizard to open the trap door
* The cages fall through the floor, to the bottom of the facility.
* Awheeo: Mayageerio, why is this happening?
* Screeching noises are coming from the bottom
* Awheeo: ?
* Taken Thrall run out of the shadows
* 1:49User909Ragamiicho sits on a chair and starts eating spaghetti
* 1:49Hiddenlich
* A shuttle lands near Ragamiicho
* 1:50User909Ragamiicho: Huh?
* 1:51Hiddenlich
* The shuttle door opens, and Mariincho walks out of it
* Mariincho: ...
* Mariincho: It looks like the rumors were true...
* 1:52User909Ragamiicho: Oh....hi honey...what are you...doing here?
* 1:54HiddenlichMariincho: I have been in a hole for months waiting for the Safety Plague to diminish itself.
* Mariincho: Every since I have gotten out of the hole, I have been hearing that you have taken over the Trolliverse.
* Mariincho: I have also heard that your ordered executions have killed billions. Men, women, and children.
* 1:55User909Ragamiicho: Meh, they would all die later anyway.
* 1:57HiddenlichMariincho: What is that supposed to mean? You find killing innocent lives comforting?
* 1:58User909Ragamiicho: They were all infected. And the cure was pretty expensive.
* 1:59TheMoarKrabsSquirrel.
* 1:59HiddenlichMariincho: Why did I come here? You have already stooped down to Weegee's level... \*Fortran can be seen inside the shuttle, with a sword at his side\*
* 2:01User909Ragamiicho: ...
* 2:02HiddenlichMariincho looks behind her
* Mariincho: No!
* Fortran walks down the shuttle ramp
* 2:06User909Ragamiicho: ...
* 2:06HiddenlichFortran: Go, Mariincho.
* Mariincho: Wha-
* 2:11User909Ragamiicho is confused
* 2:12HiddenlichFortran: Go.
* Mariincho runs back into the shuttle
* Fortran walks off of the shuttle ramp
* Fortran: The rebellion is not over, King Ragamiicho
* 2:14User909Ragamiicho: It will be soon
* 2:15HiddenlichFortran: Look what you have done. You've destroyed any chance of peace and stability in this multiverse.
* 2:16User909Ragamiicho: This universe never had any chance of peace.
* 2:19HiddenlichFortran: IT NEVER WILL WITH YOU RUNNING THE SHOW!
* Fortran: You really think the Taken are on your side?
* Fortran: You really think your army accepts you as ruler?
* 2:20User909Ragamiicho: I am more powerful than ALL of them! I AM PERFECT!
* 2:21HiddenlichFortran: If you think Weegee was bad, then look at yourself in a mirror.
* Fortran: The Ayyyliens are now extinct in the Trolliverse, along with countless others
* Fortran: Nomads, pre-spaceflight civilizations, or even rising empirical races
* Fortran: Dead
* Fortran: You never gave them hope
* 2:23User909Ragamiicho: Read my lips
* Ragamiicho: Mercy is for wimps
* Shedew Hegehog has joined the chat.
* 2:24User909hey Shedew
* 2:24Shedew Hegehoghi
* 2:24HiddenlichFortran takes out his sword
* Fortran: If you won't see the truth of your ways, then I will spill your blood.
* Fortran: Maybe then you will see what you have done to the galaxy.
* 2:25User909Ragamiicho punches Fortran in the stomach
* Ragamiicho: It won't be so easy!
* 2:27HiddenlichFortran swings his sword
* 2:28User909It hits Ragamiicho's torso, making a huge scar
* Ragamiicho kicks Fortran in the chin
* 2:29HiddenlichFortran: So be it...
* Fortran rams into Ragamiicho
* 2:35User909Ragamiicho is knocked to the floor
* Ragamiicho kicks Fortran in the guts
* 2:36HiddenlichFortran is launched to the railing of the landing platform
* He flips over it, and is now hanging over a fiery gorge
* 2:36User909Ragamiicho stands up
* Ragamiicho: Give me a good reason to not kill you now, Fortran
* 2:37HiddenlichFortran: First
* Fortran: Do you want to know why I gave the throne to Malleo, and not Monroe?
* 2:38User909Ragamiicho: Hmmm...tempting
* 2:38HiddenlichFortran: I knew where Monroe was.
* Fortran: He would have came back if I gave it to him.
* Fortran: But he would have continued the bloodline of our monarchy
* Fortran: Malleo wanted a Republic.
* Fortran: It didn't turn out that way because of Weegee, but there was an if
* 2:40User909Ragamiicho: ?
* 2:41HiddenlichFortran: If I would have known Weegee would inherit the throne, and he would continue the monarchy...
* Fortran: \*Gulps\* I would have killed him, with my own hands
* 2:41User909Ragamiicho: ...
* Ragamiicho: Not convincing enough
* Ragamiicho starts stomping on Fortran's hands
* 2:42HiddenlichFortran: Kill me then. Father was right. You are a disappointment to the family.
* 2:43User909Ragamiicho stats hammering Fortran's hands with a nearby chunk of metal
* 2:45HiddenlichFortran lets go of the railing, and falls into the gorge
* Fortran is silent as he burns alive
* 2:46User909Ragamiicho: The classical Disney villain death...
* Shedew Hegehog has left the chat.
* 2:47HiddenlichTaken Knights approach Ragamiicho
* 2:48User909Ragamiicho: Did you get the information from the rebels?
* 2:50HiddenlichTaken Knight: They would not give us anything
* Taken Knight: They have been Taken...
* 2:51User909Ragamiicho: Oh...that's quite unfortunate
* Ragamiicho: But i had an ongoing plan against the rebellion. I just need the last report about the spread of the DGN-9 virus.
* 2:54HiddenlichTaken Knight: ...
* The Taken Knights take out their swords
* Taken Knight: It was cured
* 2:54User909Ragamiicho: ...WHAT?
* 2:55HiddenlichTaken Knight: The cure was stolen from it's creator laboratory.
* Taken Knight: It was distributed madly
* 2:55User909Ragamiicho: For Pureegee's sake!
* 2:56HiddenlichTaken Knight: The public is also aware of your disease plan
* 2:56User909Ragamiicho: How come?
* 2:56HiddenlichTaken Knight: That was released through leaks
* Taken Knight 2: There are riots all around the Trolliverse
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 2:57User909Ragamiicho: Well...then truly i tell you...one of you will betray me
* Hi Finn
* 2:57Hiddenlich
* 2:57Finn168719Hello
* 2:59Hiddenlich
* Meanwhile, in the Ragamiichan Controlled State of Finnitania
* Ski-masked rebels are using bizon sub-machine guns to gun down military forces
* 3:00User909Socialist ideas start becoming very popular all over the Trolliverse.
* 3:00HiddenlichSki-Masked Refugee: DEATH TO RAGNAROK!
* The Ski-Masked Refugee throws a grenade into a group of Ragushees
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 3:01ADgeehi guys
* 3:01Hiddenlich
* At a
* 3:01Finn168719Hello AD
* 3:01User909wb
* 3:01HiddenlichHello Awesome Dude. Don't worry, this is just the Ayyyleopacalypse
* 3:01ADgee.-.
* uwotm8
* 3:02Finn168719An armored rebel bot appears out of the mansion, equipped with a gattling gun and started gunning down the group of Ragushees
* User909The Ragashee police starts bringing armored vehicles to contain the situation. The armored vehicles had heavy machineguns.
* 3:03Finn168719Armored Rebel Bot: Time to kick some Ragashee \*sses!
* 3:03User909The rebels start using Molotov Cocktails against the police
* 3:04Finn168719Armored Rebel Bot shoots a grenade launcher from it's chest at the Armored Vehicles
* 3:04HiddenlichThe Rebel Ski Masks have a blue strip on the left side, indicating they are for a new republic
* 3:04ADgeeSomeone is watching
* 3:04Hiddenlich
* Stripe
* 3:05ADgee??????? : Strange
* 3:05User909Panzerfausts are used against the armored vehicles
* 3:05Finn168719A group of Finnling Rebels appeared armed with M5A2 Folsom Carbines and started shooting at the Police
* 3:05HiddenlichState Sponsored News Reporter: As you can see, the evil Republicans are killing police and military personnel for no reason what so ever.
* State Sponsored News Reporter: They believe that violence should be a key part of a Trolliversian's life, and that everyone should be able to own illegal firearms
* 3:07ADgeeA cameo is seen of a random character doing the Gangman Style dance,for strange reason
* 3:07User909Footage of Ragashees being killed are shown
* 3:08Finn168719A Fakeinn with a black cloak was seen observing the battle
* 3:08HiddenlichJonathan: DIE YOU IMPERIALIST PIGS!
* 3:09Finn168719Unknown Fakeinn: We will have to fight the government for the sake of freedom and for the Fakeinn's creed.
* 3:09Hiddenlich
* Some police officers are seen fighting with the rebels
* Military personnel are also seen on the rebel side
* 3:10Finn168719Fakeinn Brotherhood members are seen assassinating the police officers with a blade
* 3:10HiddenlichState Sponsored News Reporter: The State says that if anyone is caught supporting the rebel militia, they will be hanged over a lava pool
* Rebel-Sided Police Officer: For the Republic!
* 3:11User909State Sponsored News Reporter: And we will bring back the good and humane execution method that is Scaphism
* 3:11ADgeeA new rebel appeared,revealing to be a griefer
* 3:11Hiddenlich
* Meanwhile, in Ragamiicho's secure bunker
* 3:12User909Ragamiicho: This is familiar...
* 3:12Finn168719A Fakeinn assassinates a Ragushee in a Assassin's Creed style
* 3:12ADgeeThe griefer leaves dynamite in the bunker and throws a lit torch in those
* 3:12HiddenlichRagachio: Now Marxists are joining the fight.
* 3:12User909(The bunker is underground)
* 3:12ADgeeOh
* 3:13HiddenlichRagachio: Father, what will happen to the empire if we are killed?
* 3:13ADgeeThe griefer has now blown up likely 10 house with dynamite
* 3:13User909Underpant Gnomes also join the fight and start killing the police
* By putting grenades inside their underpants
* 3:13ADgeeThe griefer appears in the fight,in the rebel side
* 3:14HiddenlichRagachio: Father?
* 3:14Finn168719Fakeinn Brotherhood members (Fakeinn Assassins) continues assassinating the Ragushees with their blades
* 3:14ADgeeThen he launches lit dynamites at the police
* The griefer smiles creepily
* 3:16HiddenlichA Marxist by the name of Zelgras publishes a book on the fundamentals of Marxist Communism
* 3:17User909The book is instantly censored by the government
* But is sold in the black market
* 3:19HiddenlichMeanwhile, in the Ragamiichan Keejod State
* Construction workers are tearing down a statue of Daikon, and replacing it with Ragamiicho
* Many Yingor citizens are protesting outside of the construction site
* 3:20Finn168719Radar Jammers are built in Fakeinn Brotherhood hideouts
* 3:21User909The Yingor citizens are shot to death by the military. It was Sunday, by the way.
* 3:22Hiddenlich
* State Sponsored News Networks around the Trolliverse were forbidden to post a story about the protests, in fear of sparking more rebellion
* 3:23Finn168719Three Fakeinn Assassins attempted to plant explosives at the statue but were caught by military
* 3:24HiddenlichZelgras is in his house in the Keejod capital of Ramiri, reading the state ratified news story
* 3:24User909Zelgras' house is invaded by Ragashee and he is arrested.
* Ragashees
* 3:25Finn168719Five Fakeinn Assassins ambushes the Ragashee in Zelgras' house
* 3:25User909More Ragashees arrive and start shooting the Assassins
* 3:25HiddenlichZelgras: Your arresting me, when I am not killing anyone, yet you let Finn go free while his freedom fighters are murdering every last soldier in Finnitania!
* 3:26User909Ragashees: We're only following orders
* 3:26Finn168719The Assassins started shooting the Ragashees with the railguns
* 3:26HiddenlichZelgras: Which is more of a threat? My novel that doesn't protest against the government, or Finn's freedom fighters?
* 3:26User909Ragashees: Both
* Ragashees: Now get on the police truck before we shoot you to death!
* 3:27Finn168719The Assassins were killed by the Ragashees
* 3:27HiddenlichZelgras goes into the back of the police truck
* 3:27User909Finnittannia starts being bombarded by tectonic missiles.
* The bunker is eventually revealed by the tectonic activity
* 3:28HiddenlichZelgras is sent to court, without any lawyer defense whatsoever
* 3:28Finn168719Finn: Looks like we will have to teleport to another bunker...
* 3:28HiddenlichJudge Harris: You are found guilty of all charges, for conspiring against King Ragamiicho, and publishing hateful media
* Zelgras: ...
* 3:28User909Half of the people living in the bunker were killed by the military. All the electronic devices there were destroyed
* 3:29HiddenlichTaken Knight: A relative of yours requests conversation with you, King Ragamiicho
* 3:30User909Ragamiicho: Bring him here
* 3:30Hiddenlich
* Taken Knights drag Malleo up the stairs
* Malleo: I can walk!
* The Taken Knights drop Malleo at the top of the stairs
* Malleo gets up, walks to Ragamiicho, and kneels
* 3:31User909Ragamiicho: I'm listening.
* 3:31ADgeeI dunno what to say
* 3:31HiddenlichMalleo: King Ragamiicho, my wise uncle, I wanted to ask you a favor, since you are king and all
* 3:31User909Ragamiicho: Go ahead
* 3:32HiddenlichMalleo: It would be very kind of you if you would arrest Omnieegee and Sammaweegee, Weegee's children.
* 3:32Finn168719Finn, Yoko, and the remaining residents of the bunker migrates to another bunker through teleportation
* 3:32HiddenlichMalleo: They threatened to kill me, and bomb your castle
* 3:33User909Ragamiicho: That's not good...i will do that
* Ragamiicho demands his troops to arrest the two
* 3:34HiddenlichTaken Knights come up the stairs to the throne room, and unsheathe their swords
* The Taken Knight at Ragamiicho's side walks in front of him
* 3:35User909Ragamiicho: ?
* 3:36HiddenlichTaken Knight: My brethren, execute Order #5.
* A Taken Knight stabs Malleo in the back
* Malleo: AHHHHH!!!
* 3:36User909Ragamiicho: What the f\*ck, dude?
* 3:36Hiddenlich
* Blue aura consumes Malleo's body, and he mutates into a Taken Thrall
* Taken Knight: We know of your plan...
* Taken Knight: You honestly thought Oryx would never hear about it?
* 3:38User909Ragamiicho: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
* 3:38HiddenlichTaken Knight: The Taken are everywhere. Planning an assassination for Oryx would be suicidal
* Taken Knight: It wasn't the smartest move to make the Taken your main "action squad".
* 3:39User909Ragamiicho: Ehh...i have Ragashees!
* Some Ragashees arrive at the throne room
* They look upset, though...
* 3:40HiddenlichTaken Knight: They don't look like they are on your side.
* Taken Knight: Try again?
* 3:40User909Ragamiicho: Hmmm....
* Ragamiicho points at the ceiling
* Ragamiicho: That chandelier is by my side!
* Chandelier: You're an imperialist pig! I wish i could kill you if i could move!
* 3:42HiddenlichTaken Knight: Your monarchy is over
* Taken Knight: It's time to give the Mandate of Heaven to another
* 3:42Finn168719Distant voice: Your such an idiot Ragamiicho!
* 3:42Hiddenlich
* The Taken Knight raises his sword
* 3:43User909Ragamiicho: Go ahead...
* Ragamiicho: Guard my words...
* Ragamiicho: History will repeat.
* Ragamiicho: Power either kills you or makes you kill other people
* 3:44ADgeegtg bed,can you guys please save the RP?
* 3:44Finn168719Ok
* 3:44User909ok
* bye
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 3:45Hiddenlich
* Blue aura surrounds Ragamiicho
* 3:45User909Ragamiicho stays silent
* 3:47Hiddenlich
* This music plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awgAzxysyu0
* Ragamiicho mutates into Taken Ragamiicho
* A few hours later, in the wartorn Finnitania
* Ragamiicho's Army has retreated, and Finnitania is now under the Rebellion's control
* 3:50Finn168719Finn: It appears that we had won...
* 3:51HiddenlichLewis: How many are dead?
* 3:51User909Socialist forces start controlling multiple nations devasted by war, such as Finnittania and Magna's Galaxy
* 3:51Finn168719Finn: I'm not sure, but half of the people were killed in the Bunker when Tectonic Missiles striked
* 3:52HiddenlichLewis: Ragamiicho may have left our house, but the socialists could soon be knocking on our door
* 3:52Finn168719Finn: I see.
* 3:52HiddenlichLewis: And they don't like the sound of democracy
* Lewis: Well, most of them anyway
* 3:53Finn168719Yoko: I see....
* Finn: Looks like we got a new enemy...
* 3:55Hiddenlich
* The last fires are put out, and the smoke clouds clear up to reveal a night sky
* There is a bluish glow to it
* 3:55User909Multiple people are dead on the streets though.
* Blood is stained on the walls
* 3:56HiddenlichLewis: I have never seen the night sky without the lights of this city making it look as dark as the movies portray it
* Many people are mourning dead relatives and family friends
* ????: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* The scream is quickly silenced
* 3:57Finn168719Finn: War... War never changes...
* 3:57User909A huge memorial building is built
* 3:57HiddenlichLewis: It sound like a victory screech
* Spongebob Fanboy: VICTORY SCREECH!
* People start screaming randomly on the street
* 3:58User909Magna Pepepede appears and screams like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g0W4soT2xE
* Shedew Hegehog has joined the chat.
* 4:01Hiddenlich
* Taken are now converting Rebels and unarmed civilians
* 4:02User909Magna Weegeepede appeared as one of the Taken. He had some bullet wounds all over his armor
* 4:03HiddenlichLewis: ...
* Lewis: TAKEN!
* 4:04Finn168719Finn pulls out the shotgun
* Finn: One of the taken attacked me before in the bunker...
* Finn shoots Magna in the head
* 4:06User909More taken appear
* 4:06HiddenlichLewis: FIIIIIIIIIIN!
* Lewis is mutated before Finn's eyes
* 4:06Finn168719Finn runs away
* 4:07Hiddenlich
* Finn runs into a dead end
* There are many dead corpses
* One of them has a scythe
* 4:07Finn168719Finn grabs a scythe
* 4:07HiddenlichAnd a skull mask
* Taken Thrall attempt to charge Finn
* 4:09Finn168719Finn slices a Thrall in half
* 4:09Hiddenlich
* The screen turns black
* The words of Ragamiicho echo in the darkness: Ragamiicho: History will repeat. Ragamiicho: Power either kills you or makes you kill other peopl
* People
* In the ruins of the United 'Gees capital lays Oryx's corpse
* Nomads see the corpse, and poke at it
* The glow of darkness it once had diminishes
* Nomad Child: Daddy, what is that?
* The sun is bright red, indicating it's red giant phase
* 4:15Finn168719Nomad 3: I wonder what is it?
* 4:16User909Nomad 4: Let's poke it some more!
* 4:16HiddenlichBilly Bob Joe: I got it's head!
* Billy Bob Joe carefully cuts off the head of Oryx
* Nomad Child: Is it a demon? Look at it's wings, and it's heads!
* Head
* 4:19User909Nomad 4 starts poking it more
* 4:19HiddenlichBilly Bob Joe: I know what it is! It's an Oryx Griffin!
* Nomad Child: Why is it's horns on the sides of it's head, on not on the top?
* Billy Bob Joe: I didn't say it was a perfect Oryx Griffin!
* Billy Bob Joe: It probably died of severe mind problems
* 4:22User909brb
* 4:22HiddenlichNomad 5: (Whatever Nomad 3's name is) , this looks like an animal made by Umanya (A random god)!
* Nomad 5: But what do you think Umanya wants us to do with it?
* 4:25Finn168719Nomad 3: I'm not sure.
* HiddenlichThe Nomad Child stares up at the "moon"
* 4:45User909Nomad 4: Hmmmm
* 4:45HiddenlichNomad 5: The moon is so peaceful
* 4:46Finn168719Nomad 3: Peaceful indeed...
* 4:47Hiddenlich
* Within the "moon" there are many immortalized skeletons
* Some hold strange weaponry, while others wear advanced technology the nomads may never use
* Nomad 5: What if we could stand on the moon?
* Nomad 5: And just look down, at our homeland.
* 4:49Finn168719Nomad 3: That would be great.
* 4:49User909Nomad 4: We could poke a lot of stuff from there!
* 4:50HiddenlichNomad 5: You just gave me a brilliant idea! We should bring the Griffin up the mountain, and poke it down the steep side!
* 4:52User909Nomad 4: Of course!
* 4:52Finn168719A debris was seen
* 4:52Hiddenlich
* Some Nomads pick up Oryx's corpse, and bring it up the mountain
* Billy Bob Joe: I will bet you 10 stones that it will get stuck
* 4:54Finn168719A roar noise was heard
* 4:55HiddenlichNomad 5: Oh no! It's the Lizard People!
* 4:55Finn168719A Yoshi Cupcrake was seen roaring
* 4:55HiddenlichNomad 5 trips over a rock, and rolls down the mountain side
* Nomad 5: OW! OW! OW! O-
* There is a huge cracking sound
* 4:56User909The Lizard people looked like this
* 5:00Hiddenlich
* From the edge of the star system, comes unknown alien starships
* Lights from these starships could be seen from the planet's surface
* Billy Bob Joe: It looks like the stars are on the move!
* 5:02User909Nomad 4: Hmmm...i don't remember those stars...
* 5:03HiddenlichA huge projectile falls from the sky, and hits the ground near the nomads
* Billy Bob Joe: It fell!
* Billy Bob Joe: A star fell!
* 5:05User909Nomad 4: Ohhh...let's poke it!
* Nomad 4 grabs a stick and starts poking the projectile
* 5:06HiddenlichThe projectile opens up, revealing flight controls, and an alien.
* Alien: Acka...
* Billy Bob Joe: .\_.
* 5:07User909Nomad 4: It's an angel!
* 5:07HiddenlichBilly Bob Joe: COME SEE! AN ANGEL HAS FALLEN FROM THE SKIES!
* Billy Bob Joe: THE GOD'S ARE SENDING US A MESSAGE!
* The Alien points a plasma pistol at Billy Bob Joe
* Billy Bob Joe: Oh my!
* Billy Bob Joe: What does Rakashey have to say?
* Billy Bob Joe is melted into a pile of green goo
* 5:09User909Nomad 4: Joe has been sent to the heavens!