Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween

**Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween** is the eighth sketch in the Haven't You Done Well series.

## Plot

The plot has been organised by character for better clarity.

### Intro

Broden and Mark meet on Halloween. It's time to get spooky.

### Dracula Zach

Mark and Broden open the door to Dracula Zach, and give him a Dairy Milk chocolate.

### Werewolf

Broden asks Zach why he's so moody, and he says it's because he and Mark get to have all the fun, meeting Dracula and Santa Claus. They open the door to a werewolf, and give him a scratch. Broden gives the werewolf a box of Arnold's Original Pizza Shapes, which shocks him. Broden says he didn't think Mark had to wear a costume because he's so hairy already. The werewolf ties a noose and hangs from it.

### Ghoul Bob

Mark and Zach open the door to Ghoul Jim who tries to touch Mark's dick. Zach uncovers his hood to reveal that Ghoul Jim is in fact Ghoul Bob. Mark gives him a Time Out bar and Zach gives him a Crunchie.

### Batman

Broden and Mark open the door to Batman, who is here to say "is there anybody doing anything around Gotham?" Mark is scared, and shows off his Batman tattoo. They give him a 600ml Pepsi.

### Sexy Witch

Broden and Mark open the door to a sexy witch, who does a sexy dance. The witch lifts up their skirt, saying Broden knows what they want. Broden gives them a box of Roses, which the witch is thankful for, and flies away.

### Foxtel Salesperson

Broden and Zach open it to a guy who's just there to talk about Foxtel. Zach is convinced that it is Mark in a Halloween costume. Broden gives him a caramel latte, and invites him in so he can get Foxtel.

### Cowdoy

Mark and Zach open the door to Cowdoy, who threatens them with his pistols, telling them to stick em up, you codgers. He teaches them to lasoo by taking their pants off. Zach asks why he smells of dirt and foreskins; it is because he has been down the forskinery. Mark asks why he smells like cum, and this is because he's been down the cummery. He also asks why he smells like his balls, and Cowdoy says he's been down the ballery. Zach says he smells of that condom he found out the front of his primary school, and Cowdoy says he's been down the condommery. Cowdoy feels like the bit has outstayed its welcome, so Mark gives him a can of Fanta, which he loves. He opens the can which spill on him. Cowdoy leaves.

### Broden

Zach and Broden open the door to Broden, and Broden asks how Broden is doing. Broden gives Broden some CCs. He walks away, then starts shitting in the bush.

### Horse Mark

Zach and Broden persuade Mark to put on a horse mask, then open the door to him braying. Broden gives him a dustbuster, which the horse uses in his mouth.

### Mr Bull

Mark and Broden open the door to Mr Bull, who they didn't expect to be a recurring character. Broden has the heebie jeebies, it's the worst Halloween ever, he's so spooked. Mr Bull stompy stompy stomps on them. They give him a roast duck/lamb, which he drops most of because he doesn't have hands, and Broden takes the rest away. He leaves.

### Dinosaur Broden

Zach and Mark open the door, but there's nobody there. Dinosaur Broden spooks them, then splashes them with hot soup.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Dracula Zach
* Zach
* Werewolf
* Ghoul Bob
* Batman
* Sexy Witch
* Foxtel Salesperson
* Cowdoy
* Mr Bull
* Dinosaur Broden