Kevin

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**Kevin** is the only surviving monster of his massacred species, who now works as a royal servant for the Royal Family, with plans on taking them down from the inside, as revenge for them killing his people. He is voiced by Matty McCabe.

## Biography

Kevin used to be an unnamed creature who lived in the dungeon of Buckingham Palace, with the rest of his species. He spent his days in the dark, making flummery tarts, which would then be taken by one of the butlers and later fed to Queen Elizabeth II. He was not allowed outside of the dungeon and whenever a butler came to retrieve the tarts, he and the other monsters would be warded off with a torch. This was the daily routine for years and people thought nothing of it, despite how fucked up it really was.

In "Tea", Kevin went out to go collect a cart of flummery tarts, while Edmund came in and massacred all of his people with a flamethrower, causing the mass genocide of his people. When Kevin returned, he was horrified to see what Edmund had done to them and vowed revenge on the Royal Family. Kevin escaped from the dungeon and from Buckingham Palace entirely and ran out into the sunset.

In "Charity", Kevin returned to Buckingham Palace in disguise as a human and went to a job interview, hosted by Edmund, where he applied for a job as another butler for the royal family. Kevin did nothing but make noises and when asked for his name, all he groaned was "Keh Veen", which Edmund interpreted as "Kevin", hence his name. When asked for a resume, Kevin provided Edmund with a napkin. Although this was a very weird person, Edmund thought nothing of it and hired Kevin for the job, completely unaware he was a monster. He then gave him a mop and a shit bucket and made his first job to clean Prince Philip's shit off the staircase.

Later in the episode, Kevin appeared at the charity event for Gordonstoun, serving people food on a platter. Prince George first saw him there and was grossed out by the way he looked. The event would eventually get rained out and when it did, Kevin basked in the beautiful rain, loving the water for some reason.

In "Vacation", Kevin worked on the airplane to Mustique, giving a bowl of mixed nuts to Douglas. Out of curiosity and just wanting to get to know the new guy, Teddy asked Kevin where he was from and Kevin just moaned "Scott ... land?", which Teddy bought without thinking anything of it.

At the beach, Kevin gazed upon the ocean and admired the beautiful water. He then climbed into the water and started playing around in there and then ate a fish. Douglas and Greg were worried if he was sunburned or not.

During dinner, Prince George said that thanks to his sunburn, he looked like a monster before he saw Kevin there and then apologized for potentially offending him.

In "Date Night", Kevin asked Edmund "Are ... we ... mates?" and Edmund said that they were. After he left, Kevin pumped his fist in joy, happy to be considered "mates" with Edmund. Teddy also mentioned that he fucking loved Kevin.

In "Owen", Kevin had gained the ability to stark speaking in full and fluent sentences, communicating intelligently with the other members of the household staff.

## Appearance

Kevin is a gross pink wrinkly, shriveled up humanoid creature with a hunched over back and a big mutilated head. He has skinny, bony, spindly little arms and legs with long, bony, pointy fingers and toes. He has a bright pink shiny glossy almost blind eyes with no pupils, a big fat nose with pronounced nostrils, and a bunch of jagged messed-up sharp and crooked teeth. When he got a job at Buckingham Palace, he started wearing the uniform of the job and also some black square glasses so he could see better. As he changed to become more human, he grew a few strands of black hair on his head and developed darker pink pupils in his eyes that matched the color of his skin.

## Personality

Kevin is a mindless, feral, sickly old inhuman creature, who dwells in the dungeon of Buckingham Palace. He is an unschooled animal, who was born into a society stripped of its humanity. He grew up in a world, where all people knew how to do was make flummery tarts and this was programmed into his brain as his civic duty and sole purpose on earth.

## Episode Appearances

* Tea
* Charity
* Vacation
* Date Night
* Owen
* School Musical Part 1
* School Musical Part 2
* School Musical Part 3
* The Flummery Tart

## Trivia

* For some reason, Kevin has an obsession with water.