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Season 2, Episode 31: Halt and Catch Fireball

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**Halt and Catch Fireball** is the 31st episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens resolve some internal issues.*

## Introduction

A parody of *Mr. Brightside* by The Killers, sung by Scary recapping last episode's events.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has never seen Onward (either the anime adaptation or the Pixar film).

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln doesn't like Charleston Chews; his favorite snack is chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal follows the "cultural critics" on Pinterest.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Up until at most a year ago, Scary's teachers' comments on her report cards have all been the exact same thing: "A pleasure to have in class." Before then, the comments would vary, but now they all say the same thing.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony considers himself on his way to achieve what he considers to be the inverse of an EGOT, where one writes in all four "culturally despised" platforms and not win awards for any of them, the four of which are: Video games, podcasts, porn, and comics.
Season 2, Episode 21: Finding Forest Her

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## Finding Forest Her

### Air date

1 November 2022

**Finding Forest Her** is the episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens find themselves in a tense standoff with a familiar face.*

## Introduction

Scary Marlowe does a cover of My Chemical Romance's Welcome To The Black Parade.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor's favorite sushi is salmon sushi. Bonus fact: After discussing the release of Taylor Swift's Midnight album, Freddie talked about Taylor's "midnights", which consist of being in front of the computer with mood lighting, watching anime while eating nigiri.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Link's favorite sushi is a vegetable roll because fish is icky.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal's raccoon that he befriended a few episodes ago is actually a Going On Dog. This fact was specifically tailored to "updog" Freddie as revenge for Freddie "updogging" Will years ago. It worked.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Scary still plays Wordle. She loses every time because all 6 guesses are all the same: Awful, Angry, Annoy, Cruel, Gross, Inane.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): In order to remind everyone that Hermie is still part of the podcast, Anthony bought a Joker standee, so if Hermie is mentioned more, that's why.

## Trivia

1. ↑ Scary finally won on 13 Nov, 2022. https://twitter.com/dungeonsanddads/status/1591873504026431489
Season 2, Episode 37: Cut My Life Into Pizzas

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**Cut My Life Into Pizzas** is the 37th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens and the dads cross paths as they move to find the final anchor.*

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Freddie was considering changing Taylor's voice this episode, but he decided not to because of the events of the last episode. The way Freddie is going to justify this is that Taylor swallowed a bug while landing and delayed the voice drop for another episode.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln only played soccer in the backyard. They tried to do an AYS team, Lincoln only played one game and both his dads got red cards and kicked out.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): When Normal was a little kid, Mercedes Oak-Garcia gave him a diamond-encrusted necklace that is assumed to be one of her J.O. Crystals, but it is worth 300gp so Normal used it as a component to bring back Agent Schmegan so he doesn't have it anymore.

Terry Marlowe (Beth May): Terry doesn't really like poetry. But she loves Shel Silverstein's work, such as *Monsters I've Met*.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony has started to hear a lot more 9/11 jokes nowadays and does not know how to deal with it. He does guarantee that there will be no more than five 9/11 jokes per episode.
Agent Mae Hailes

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**Agent Mae Hailes** is a non-player character in the *Quest* campaign of *Dungeons and Daddies.*

## Character History

Agent Hailes was recruited to D.A.D.D.I.E.S. two years prior to the first episode of the *Quest* campaign due to her online activity surrounding cryptid sightings, conspiracy theories, and missing persons. She became the *de facto* chief following the disappearances of the Teens' parents and grandparents as the only other employee of the Department.

Chief Mae Hailes first meets the Teens on the ground floor of the building housing D.A.D.D.I.E.S. headquarters while saving them from a rampaging extranormal baby. She shows them contingency videos recorded by Ron Stampler and Lark Oak before naming the Teens as the new joint chiefs of D.A.D.D.I.E.S. and explaining the mission ahead of them.

### Season 2, Episode 1: Dungeon and D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

When the teens first arrive at D.A.D.D.I.E.S headquarters, Mae Hailes pulls the teens inside to get them away from the baby attacking them outside. Once inside, she shows the teens a video of Ron and then Lark explaining that things have gone poorly and the Doodler is still loose. After the video plays, Ms. Hailes immediately turns to the teens and asks them what their going to do about the Doodler. Mae Hailes explains that their parents wanted to protect them from this info, and questions why Taylor is there, sharing that she doesn't know who Taylor's dad is. She then explains her backstory and how she was hired by D.A.D.D.I.E.S., and sets the teens up with all of the information and resources needed to start taking care of incursion points.
Gold

Admin Letter

Gold, also known as Yellow by mistake, is the 4th Admin of Toonami Zero and is the current owner of Open Rift. Gold was part of Game Center and the brother of O. The original owner of Open Rift had fled letting him to take the role. Gold, whilst not being powerful physicality, is powerful with in the ranks.
Bomb Threat

On September 20, 2023, during 5th period, the fire alarm was set off. Students evacuated to the grass outside, where word spread of a shooting spread. Later everyone learned it was a bomb threat. The students were moved into the football bleachers, and eventually everyone was sent back inside during 7th period.
Sparrow Oak

**Sparrow Oak**

## Season 2, Episode 6: Dance Dance Revelations 2ndMix Link Version

While dancing in the high school gym and trying to convey information about where the fathers are and how to fix things, Sparrow admits that he isn't proud of his son and wishes that Normal were a little less weird. He also talks briefly about what happened when Lark slept with Rebecca.
Fetch Quest

**[Warning: This page contains spoilers for the Fetch Quest sidequest. If you haven't listened to all three episodes, be warned.]**

**Fetch Quest** is a three part sidequest and "between-seasons" mini-series. The PCs - three dogs and a cat - are transported from our world to the Forgotten Realms. The

Will Campos acts as the DM for this campaign.

## Characters

### Player Characters (in order of appearance)

* Beignet, played by Anthony Burch
* Donut, played by Matt Arnold
* Cookie, played by Beth May
* Mochi, played by Freddie Wong

### NPCs (in order of appearance/being mentioned)

* Kitty - Beignet's owner
* Churro - Kitty's other dog (and the favorite of the two)
* The Very Good Boy
* Ontho - a druid of the Birch tree
* Bethella deMay
* Bolita Floppyfeet - the leader gnome
* Cynical Gnome
* Beta Cuxx - one of the most foul necromancers in this land. Only mentioned.
* Wallby - indignant dog and disciple of the Very Good Boy
* Glimtweet - old, wise dog
* Fizzy Bizzle - professional belly rubber
* Francis Ford Puppola
* Barks McGee - cool, grizzled spy dog
* Steven - butterfly that Donut eats
* Centiteen - cool teen centipede skateboarding on 100 different Tech Decks
* Billy and Wally the Parrot - stand-up comedy duo
* Dan Danielson - guard
* Unicorn
* Chip and Cheerio - goons
* Mathilda - not Sweet Matilda
* Mattheiu Arneauxld - a talking zebra worker
* Wizard - snowcone maker
* The Hunter
* The Very Wild Wolf
* Folgers Hazelnut
* Roe Jogan - MC of the edgy comedy night at The Comedy Dungeon

## Episodes

### Episode 1: All Dogs Go to Faerun

Our between-seasons mini series begins! Donut, Beignet, Cookie and Mochi scratch 'n sniff their way through a strange new land to find a Very Good Boy.

Released on Patreon on November 9, 2021. Released publicly on November 16, 2021.

### Episode 2: Flea Collar Comedy Tour

The Dogs (and Cat) discover the beauty of the Hidden Valley, infiltrate Faerun's stand-up comedy scene, and make out a little.

Released on Patreon on November 23, 2021. Released publicly on November 30, 2021.

### Episode 3: Paw & Order

It's the EPIC FINALE of Fetch Quest! Our fearless pups and courageous cat claw their way out of the Cirque De May and discover the secret origin of the Very Good Boy...

Released on Patreon on December 7, 2021. Released publicly on December 14, 2021.
Erica Drippins

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**Erica Drippins** is a student at San Dimas High School. She is a played by guest Elyse Willems.

She is one of the most popular girls in the school. Both of her parents are dentists. She is a horse lover and has a campaign for class president.

## Episode 4: Barf Bum Movie Men

Erica goes to the Teens for help when her front teeth mysteriously vanish one day in the week leading up to the school dance. They ultimately discover that Abe Goul, a member of the band, has stolen her teeth using a trumpet capable of stopping time as part of a ritual to try to create a girlfriend for herself. When the Teens interrupt his ritual, Scary Marlowe manages to kick the stolen teeth up from the ground and back into Erica's mouth. While fighting Abe outside, she falls from her horse and has her teeth knock out again.

## Trivia

* Erica's first name was chosen by Anthony (to fit into the lyrics of Mambo No. 5) and her last name was chosen by Elyse.
Hermie The Unworthy

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

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**Hermie The Unworthy** is an over-invested method actor, and a student at teen high, who eventually joins the teens on their adventures once they return to the original Earth turned Forgotten Realms. After making a grand entrance through the portal to Earth riding the Pussy Wagon (the van, not cat bus), he becomes a regular part of the crew, and tags along the teens. He is the son of Jodie Foster and Scam Likely, but didn't grow up with either of them.

## Appearance

He is The Joker, baby! (add description here)

## History

### Teen High Attendance

While Hermie was at Teen High, he acted as a fairly normal teen. At the dance, Hermie revealed that he had asked Normal to go to the dance as part of his "method". When Terry Junior returns as a hologram to help the teens with the incursion point located in the theater classroom, Hermie joins the teens for their acting out of Among Us. The teens immediately all vote Hermie as the imposter, to which Hermie is upset, but moves on to help the teens figure out who it actually is.

### Away, to the Original Earth

When the teens go through the door to the original Earth turned Forgotten Realms, they talk with Mae Hailes, asking for resources to get through their adventure. After some time has passed, Hermie the Unworthy appears, driving the Pussy Wagon v1, bringing resources for the teens and officially joining them for the adventure. He accidentally hits all of the teens except for Scary, and explains that Mae Hailes sent him to help the teens.

### Two Face Era

After Hermie gets burnt, he adopts a new personality, where he makes coin flips to make any choice, a reference to the Batman villain Two Face, who he now looks like. This is for better or for worse, and starts to cause issues when the teens are trying to steal the Tape Measure from the Black Parade, a coin toss is the reason Hermie guides the teens straight into one of the flautists.

## Episode Appearances

* Season 2 Episode 11: That Thing? You, Dude!
* Season 2 Episode 14: Welcome To Earth
* Season 2 Episode 19: Pop Punk
Season 2, Episode 17: OSHA's Eleven

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**OSHA's Eleven** is the 17th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

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## Description

*The teens do what's known as "quiet quitting," wherein they attempt to keep up with the requirements of their employment while also quietly scheming up an escape plan.*

## Rad Facts

* Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor was a Postmates driver for a few days before he decided to give up. He also thinks that delivering pizza is just a hobby for Hero Oak.
* Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Link's favorite pizza is whatever pizza he gets after a soccer game. His favorite thing to do is get a supreme pizza and then pick all the toppings off and eat that. He likes the process He does not dab the grease (that's how God made it).
* Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal has never had a pet for reasons of animal consent. He has befriended a raccoon that steals lunch meat from the cafeteria and feeds it lunch meet sometimes. Its name is a hissing noise and a combination of pheromones. Normal has been bitten by this raccoon and unknowingly survived rabies. (Normal is immune to rabies.)
* Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Scary had another part-time job at a video store but was more preoccupied with the store's playlist than the customers and was fired as a result.

## Plot Summary

[fill in beginning]

While the other teens arrange Risky Click's now-headless body on the toilet (and Taylor notably does not pull down his pants), Hermie (still disguised as Risky Click) exits to announce to the customers and employees that they should not enter the bathroom because he is going to be peeing.

[fill in ending-- including the part where Normal and Sparrow cry in the calzone]

## Trivia

* This is another episode where Will accidentally refers to the podcast as Dungeons & Dragons.
* DVDs and VHS tapes had a resurgence in the 2040s, similar to the newfound popularity of vinyl in the 2020s.
* The Swallows-Oak-Garcia group also believes that animals can not consent to being named.
* Lark Oak thinks that stealing lunch meat is praxis.
Abe Goul

**Abe Goul** is a non-player character student at San Dimas High School. He plays trumpet in the school band. His name is an anagram of Lou Bega.

In the week leading up to the school dance, Abe begins sending anonymous notes to popular girls around the school including Margarita Pizza and Erica Drippins asking each, "Do you like me?" Frustrated with the lack of attention he receives from girls, he comes under the influence of The Doodler and becomes addicted to the Sauce. Abe comes into possession of a trumpet that can stop time while he sustains a note on it and begins stealing body parts from the girls, including Margarita's finger and Erica Drippins' teeth as part of a ritual to try to create a girlfriend for himself. His plan is thwarted by Teens when Taylor Swift destroys the trumpet.
Season 2, Episode 34: Finding Tori

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**Finding Tori** is the 34th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies.* This episode includes Tori Shaw as a guest hired from Craigslist.

## Description

*The teens must perform stand-up sets for a complete stranger.*

## Introduction

Beth May parodies the Nicole Kidman AMC monologue.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has done stand-up before at anime conventions and is thus very prepared for this episode.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln's back-up plan for if he doesn't become a premiere league soccer player is being a premiere league soccer coach.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): In solidarity with the Writers Guild of America, Will did not write a Rad Fact for Normal.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Scary has never watched/heard/consumed comedy.

## Trivia

* Beth was wearing a Napoleon Dynamite costume for this episode.
The Runner

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**The Runner** is a non-player character in the *Quest* campaign of *Dungeons and Daddies.* She is a deformed, emaciated human with extra appendages that she uses for grabbing.

She was originally an ordinary human teacher named **Spunch Nurphly** before getting the Sauce and becoming a follower of The Doodler. The Teens find her at the San Dimas Elementary School running on a treadmill to power a machine that puts people into a speedrunning simulation of real-life but aging them in the process.

After losing one of her legs in a fight with the Teens, The Runner manages to trap Taylor, Link, and Scary in the simulation. After Scary breaks the record time, Link and Normal restore her leg, believing that she can be saved. Instead, she kills two firefighters and a paramedic before fleeing the scene.
Season 2, Episode 22: Army of Tree

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**Army of Tree** is the 22nd episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens try to escape Erin O'Neil's forest with a miniature sun in tow!*

## Introduction

Point of view from Nick Junior shot out of the "Human" Gun.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor's training regiment is that he runs and does as many push-ups as he can once every few months.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Link absolutely hates cats.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal is not a morning person. He also doesn't drink coffee, he drinks covfefe.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Even though she is a star soccer player, she's never been injured, but wishes she had for the attention.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony has a friend who volunteers for the Trevor Project, and he told him that a surprising thing that one may not expect is having a list of current anime ready for people who call in, which works for harm reduction.
Season 2, Episode 36: When Terry Met Terry

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**When Terry Met Terry** is the 36th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens barely have time to get their feet on solid ground before dodging BULLETS? And uh oh is that the Black Parade??*

## Introduction

A parody of *Married at First Sight*, featuring Lincoln, Normal, Hermie, Terry and Taylor.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has always wanted to have anime-style hot springs in his backyard.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln wears contacts.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): The first time Normal tried drinking, he was 10, and he was at his grandparent's house, and he tried a sip of Henry's home-brewed hard kombucha.

Terry Marlowe (Beth May): Terry likes spicy food.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony now gives fake Dad Facts from now on: Anthony has had sex.

## Plot Summary

Terry Jr. shot Normal in the shoulder, and Lincoln in the chest. The cuffs Gartok used to wear are on all of the teens Dads, plus Lark, except Nick. The Black Parade began to chase the group. Terry read a poem wrote by Scary, and this made Terry Jr. so sad he was declared the new leader of the Black Parade, before being shot in the back of the head with a sniper by Grant. Grant started screaming, and the episode ended.
Sons & Sonsability

**Sons & Sonsability** is a three-part sidequest and Patreon stretch goal series. Inspired by the works of Jane Austen, it follows four sisters in Regency England as they compete with other maidens to try and find a worthy suitor.

The system used to play this sidequest is an amalgamation between The Good Society RPG system, the board game Marrying Mister Darcy, and D&D.

Anthony Burch is the Co-DM. Joining him as the other Co-DM is Amanda Shuckman. Amanda also plays the four rival NPCs.

## Characters

### Player Characters

* Lady Elizabeth Mothman, played by Beth May.
* Lady Cynthia Nixon née Mothman, played by Matt Arnold.
* Lady Fanny Mothman, played by Freddie Wong.
* Lady Eunice Mothman, played by Will Campos.

### Rival NPCs

All of the Rogan sisters are played by Amanda Shuckman.

* Lady Desdemona Rogan
* Lady Philomena Rogan
* Lady Jane Rogan
* Lady Alice Card

### Bachelor NPCs

All of the Bachelors are played by Anthony Burch.

* Theodore Stampler
* Father Unworthy
* Darryl Hannah
* Colin Wilson, Duke

### Other NPCs

* Japes Assured
* Spotify Mothman
* Joseph Rogan
* Wario
* Mario

## Episodes

### Ep. 1 - The Mothman Progenies

> *"It's the start of a new social season in regency-era London, and the Mothman sisters find themselves at a distinct disadvantage when faced with the daughters of a rival family."*
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Released on Patreon on May 6th, 2022. Released publicly on December 27th, 2022.

### Ep. 2 - Let the Bodice Hit the Floor

> *"The beleaguered Mothman sisters flail about as time slips, minute by minute, ever away from their grasp as the relentless march of The Season continues ever onward. But what greatest secrets are yet to be revealed!?"*
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Released on Patreon on May 28th, 2022.

### Ep. 3 - The Time Traveler's Wife

> *"The Season comes to a close and all is finally laid bare as the Mothman sisters take fate into their own hands to find the love they each desire. With so many unknowns swirling about, we can only be certain of one thing: after this social season, the world will never be the same."*
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Released on Patreon on July 2nd, 2022.
Season 2, Episode 9: Debate Me, Cowards

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

**Debate Me, Cowards** is the 9th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

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## Episode description

*The teens are split by mysterious F.B.I. operatives as Link and Taylor fight for their lives and Normal and Scary attempt to prepare for a debate with the mayor.*

## Introduction

A spy-movie style scene of the FBI agents confronting Lincoln Li-Wilson and giving him the bracelet for Taylor Swift. This is probably parodying something, but the person editing this doesn't know enough about movies to know.

## Rad Facts

* Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor is the best on the debate team, but only at the rapid fire round.
* Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): His birthday is March 3, and he celebrates every year at Outback Steakhouse
* Normal Oak (Will Campos): Norm is wearing lifts, so he can be the average height of exactly 6.4
* Theresa "Terry/Scary" Marlowe's (Beth May): Her favorite color is mole's breath from Home Depot
* Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony's favorite color is blue because he's colorblind and can actually see it

## Continuity

* In the intro, one of the FBI agents says that the Twelve Soccer Players are his adopted children. However, in episode 29 it is revealed that they are in fact a demon.
Hero Oak

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**Hero Swallows-Oak-Garcia** is the sister of Normal Oak, and the first child of Rebecca Swallows and Sparrow Oak.

## Appearance

The first time we meet Hero, she is wearing her hair up in a ponytail, with a top hat, a shirt with a Cheezy's Pizza logo, and underneath a t-shirt with art of a non-atomically correct anime woman turning into a bear, with long red hair, and text saying "Brave." This is a reference to how, in the time skip between Season 1 and Season 2, Disney started making their old movies into anime.

## Personality

Hero is a very combative individual, with almost every interaction we see her in ending in insults and anger. She loves anime, which is a connecting point between her and Taylor, although due to her hot and cold nature, this leads to them arguing about different animes more than actually connecting. Eventually, though, she can warm up to people, and does warm up to the teens more during their time spent at JPL.

## History

### Before International Space Station

When Hero first see's Normal hanging out with the Season 2 crew, she is annoyed that she is delivering pizza to Normal, insults Taylor's Tuxedo Mask pajamas, and then drives away in her car, revealing that she has a Tuxedo Mask bumper sticker, and that he is her favorite character.

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## Episode Appearances

### Season 2 Episode 8: Slumber Party Mayorssacre

Hero delivers pizza to the teens, insults Taylor's pajamas, bickers with Normal, and then gets the door slammed in her face.
Season 2, Episode 35: Apollo Four Teens

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*Apollo Four Teens* is the 35th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies.*

## Description

*The teens must make the necessary preparations to survive SPAAAACE*

## Introduction

A parody of *Space Oddity* by David Bowie, sung by and about Nicholas and Taylor.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has been married before; to his anime body pillows.

Lincoln Swallows-Oak-Garcia-Swift-Marlowe-Li-Wilson The Unworthy (Matt Arnold): Link has actually been married; during his Speedrun. His partner, Kris, had told him during couple's counseling to never remarry if anything that had happened to them.

Normal Oak-Swallows-Garcia-Marlowe-Li-Wilson-Swift The Unworthy (Will Campos): Normal has been married before; in his fanfiction.

Terry Marlowe (And other last names) (Beth May): She actually likes scary movies sometimes, but not too scary, like Labyrinth and The Great Mouse Detective.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony has been married before.
Season 2, Episode 24: Spider-Boyz: Homecoming

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**Spider-Boyz: Homecoming** is the 24th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*Armed with the arcane knowledge of the Doodler, the teens return to their natural coast ready to save the world.*

## Introduction

An in-universe parody intro of season 1 with the player characters from season 2 play as their counterparts from the first season. Each character has a fun fact:

Glenn Close (Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong)): It's unclear whether or not Glenn is Taylor's granddad.

Darryl Wilson (Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold)): Darryl has never been able to win a game of soccer against Lincoln.

Henry Oak (Normal Oak (Will Campos)): Henry's favorite grandkid is all of them because he thinks they're all grand.

Ron Stampler (Scary Marlowe (Beth May)): Ron is dead.

Granddad (Hermie Unworthy (Anthony Burch)): Hermie just learned he is actually Taylor's uncle.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has been in church before. He was asked to leave because he kept making references to *Evangelion* the whole time.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln knows exactly 80 countries, because all of his country knowledge is solely based on which countries have played in the World Cup.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal has a 2.5 GPA.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Scary has never met Ron, but she did hear from Terry Jr. that he died while fishing on his boat, The Salty Swallow.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): By the time this episode airs, Anthony will have filmed a vignette revealing his back tattoo. As of the episode's release, it had not come out, but it did come out a day later as a tweet.
Fetch Quest, Episode 1: All Dogs Go To Faerun

**All Dogs Go To Faerun** is the first episode of the Dungeons and Daddies miniseries *Fetch Quest*.

## Episode Description

*Our between-seasons mini series begins! Donut, Beignet, Cookie and Mochi are sucked into a strange new land, and must scratch 'n sniff their way through an enchanted forest to find a Very Good Boy.*

## Introduction

Will Campos is the DM for Fetch Quest. The dogs are introduced and dog facts are delivered. The dogs are as follows:

* Donut (Matt Arnold), a black Labrador Retriever who lives at a truck stop and is cared for by Terry, the truck stop owner
* Beignet (Anthony Burch), an poodle and influencer dog whose master is Kitty
* Cookie (Beth May), a Whippet and spy dog whose master is Cody Banks (a clear reference to the 2003 spy comedy Agent Cody Banks)
* Mochi (Freddie Wong), a cat that resembles an American Bobtail, with delusions of grandeur

## Dog/Cat Facts

* Donut: Donut's least favorite time of the year is the week after his birthday because he gets a bunch of presents for one day and then gets confused after.
* Cookie: Cookie is a good girl.
* Beignet: Beignet's favorite food is grapes because she once went viral for projectile vomiting on camera after being accidentally fed a grape, which made her master very happy. Beignet tries to eat grapes now to make her master happy.
* Mochi: Mochi's full name is Mochinius and he believes that he is a descendant of a long line of Latin, Roman, and Egyptian cats.

## Plot Summary

One by one, each of the Dogs are brought into an office. Donut has been hit by an automobile, Beignet is in for a grooming, and Cookie was in some sort of accident. We learn that Beignet is being overshadwed by Churro, Kitty's new pet; Cookie's master was pronounced dead on arrival; Donut was trying to save some puppies; and Mochi fancies himself the king of this place (this is stated in so many words).

They are sucked through a portal.

They end up in Faerun, where they are tasked to find the Very Good Boy. This is because they are not from Faerun and, as such, can find him by scent.
Season 2, Episode 10: Dad Me To Hell

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

## Debate Me, Cowards

### Air date

17 May 2022

**Dad Me To Hell** is the 10th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Episode description

*We finally find out who wins the debate!!!*

## Introduction

One Winged Angel Original (Sephiroth Theme)

## Rad Facts

* Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has a bit of driving experience because he has a full I-racing rig in the garage. He has used it four times.
* Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln does not believe in God
* Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal's full name is Normally
* Theresa "Terry/Scary" Marlowe's (Beth May): Scary is an Ophiuchus
* Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony’s favorite video game was Shadow of the Colossus
Elyse Willems

**Elyse Willems** is a writer, performer and guest player on *Dungeons and Daddies*. She plays Erica Drippins in Episode 4 of Season 2 and the intro of Episode 26 of Season 2. She has also guest starred on several episodes of the Story Break podcast hosted by Freddie, Matt and Will.

## Career and Other Projects

Elyse Willems is a writer, producer, performer, and creative based in Los Angeles, California. Born and raised in exotic Toronto, Canada, a snowy wonderland known for molding and churning out funny weirdos, Elyse shines in any situation where she can don a mustache and wig.

When she isn't performing at the comedy channel Funhaus, Elyse is the co-showrunner, host, and writer of *30 Morbid Minutes*, an audio podcast exploring the morbid and macabre; a co-host of Warner Bros. Entertainment's *Popcorn & Shield* podcast; and co-writer of the much-anticipated video game, *Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed*. In the past, Elyse has served as writer and showrunner of *Arizona Circle*, a comedy sketch series, and recently contributed her writing talents to the video game *Arcadeggedon*, released on the PS5 and EGS.

Her career in entertainment and games media spans 8+ years during which Elyse has been featured in content across Geek & Sundry, College Humor, Smosh, YouTube, Kinda Funny, GameStop, RocketJump, Buzzfeed, Schmoedown, Comedy Central, IGN, Fine Bros React, Bleeding Cool News, Hyper RPG and more.

In October 2020 Elyse's first published book, *A Night in Halloween House,* a nostalgic holiday adventure for young readers, reached #1 in *Children’s New Halloween Releases* and *Children’s Spine-Chilling Horror* in Amazon Books.
The Doodler

**The Doodler** is the main antagonist in season 2.

## Season 2: Quest

During the time between Season 1 and Season 2, Ron Stampler creates D.A.D.D.I.E.S, or the Department for Acquisition, Destruction, Deployment, and Investigation of Extranormal Stuff, in order to stop the Doodler. However, it seems that both the original group of dads and their kids have failed, as suggested in the video that the Teens watch when being briefed into the organization.

The Doodler has the ability to give people what Agent Mae Hailes refers to as "The Sauce", allowing them to gain strange powers or contort their bodies into grotesque new forms. It is able to act through "Incursion Points", or pustular wells of energy that can pop up in different places and cause chaos.

In episode 23 of season two, the teens visit the Church of The Doodler. Using a device that allowed them to see into the past, they found out that Lark Oak saw into the mind of The Doodler, via sitting on a “throne,” and was convinced that it had to be killed. Normal Oak then sat on this throne and was able to look into The Doodler’s mind as well. The Doodler was revealed to have been afraid of loneliness/losing people and was seeking validation, interaction and love. Through its fear, it hurt people and ultimately caused the apocalyptic events of season two. Sympathy for the Doodler led Normal Oak to suggest to save it rather than kill it.

The Doodler has multiple Anchors that tie it to different planes, similar to those of the daddies in season one. One of these Anchors is Pepperoni Anthony "Tony", the vice principal of San Dimas High School (later renamed Teen High). Most of the anchors were destroyed with love witch meant that the teens could communicate with the doodler and it took the form of a teenager named Dood later it was inspired by Scary's goth personality and empathy.

## At the Mountains of Dadness

The Doodler is summoned by Robert Wilson after he dives out the window of the manor with the box containing what appears to be a gateway to him, as he falls to the ground floor. He fumbles the box, accidently opening it as the Doodler becomes unleashed. Robert goes insane, becoming a part of the Doodler. Stud uses the spell "Dismiss Deity" to try and send back the monster. He succeeds, as the manor and everything around it disappears into the Forgotten Realms.
Dungeons and Daddies: Quest Wiki

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Season 2: Quest

*The following article contains spoilers for **Season 2**. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

### Premiered

Dungeon and D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

**Quest** is the second main campaign of *Dungeons and Daddies*. The campaign follows the teenage grandchildren of the player characters from Season 1: Odyssey as they try to find their missing dads. It greatly takes place on Earth, but not entirely.

## Cast

* Anthony Burch as the DM
* Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift
* Matthew Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson
* Will Campos as Normal Oak
* Beth May as Theresa "Terry/Scary" Marlowe

## Trivia

* Anthony didn't want his friends to play their season 1 character's sons, so he forbade them and they played the sons' kids instead.
Season 2, Episode 23: Alright

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

## Alright

### Air date

29 November 2022

**Alright** is the 23rd episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens pay a visit to the Church of the Doodler.*

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has ordered a whetstone sharpening kit on Amazon for his various blades. Despite extensively watching knife-sharpening videos and constantly getting them recommended to him for hours on end, every time Taylor sharpens his knives, they get duller.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln's entire relationship with his grandfather Darryl is completely based on the fact that they both think it's funny that "football" refers to American football and soccer.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): About a week before the teens went on their adventure, as a backup plan to get everyone to like him in case being a mascot didn't work out, would be to set a Guinness World Record for chewing bubblegum for the longest amount of time. Normal has therefore had a piece of Bazooka Joe in his mouth the whole adventure.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): The worst injury Scary has ever had was slamming her finger in her locker when someone called her Terry at school.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony still has the lyrics to the whole Weird Al Show theme song memorized. He then proceeds to recite the lyrics.

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Agent Schmegan

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**Agent Schmegan** is an NPC in season two of Dungeons and Daddies. He is an employee of the Final Boreanaz Initiative and is working to invade Hell with the rest of the FBI. He has a son, Brad Schmegan, who goes to Teen High and is friends with the varsity soccer team.

## Season 2

### Episodes 8-10

Agent Schmegan kidnaps Taylor Swift and Lincoln Li-Wilson after visiting Lincoln in his home and threatening him a few nights earlier. He and another FBI agent tell Lincoln he has to get a listening device, in the form of a yellow bracelet, onto Taylor. The FBI take both Lincoln and Taylor after the mayor speaks into the listening device, saying that Nicholas Foster is there. After finding out that neither of them know how to get into Hell, Taylor escapes with Nicky, and Agent Shmegan interrogates Lincoln, and later on lets him go.

### Episodes 28-29

Agent Schmegan and the FBI gain access to Hell through a text from Lincoln. His son, Brad, is killed by the Twelve-in-One. He plays soccer along with three other FBI agents against the Twelve-in-One with the teens. His son is resurrected later by Normal Oak.
Season 2, Episode 16: Needlejuice

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**Needlejuice** is the 16th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens start their first day of gainful employment at Papa John's.*

## Intro

This episode's intro is an advertisement about the Papa John's Pussy Wagon Pizza. This is, of course, a vat of cheese with a truck full of magical items driven into it. It includes Puberty-Stuffed Crust and Assassin Sauce (a hot sauce).

This can be paired with a normal, overpriced Mountain Dew. The narrator is upset about the way that you can't properly refrigerate a 2-liter of Mountain Dew.

## Rad Facts

* Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor owns a minibike. His mother bought it for him. It's loud and he has modified it so that it rolls coal. Taylor lets his friends in the neighborhood ride it so that he has plausible deniability.
* Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln's favorite things to see are his dads hugging and the surface tension of water. (Link might be a serial killer.) Though he does not know about laminar flow, the thought of it would make him go nuts.
* Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal's first part-time job was provided by his mother. He played Vinnie The Vegan Vulture, who was briefly the mascot for Swallow's Vegan Ice Cream. His job was to wander around and give people samples. This is where Normal got the taste for being a mascot. Vinnie was a short-lived character thanks to Normal being so aggressive and getting heat stroke. (He would go up to people and pretend to scavenge their samples, and then pass out.)
* Scary Marlowe (Beth May): The only part-time job Scary ever had was a lemonade stand she ran when she was ten. She didn't sell anything because she was too aggressive.
* Anthony Burch: Anthony recommends listening to Burn Cook Book Party, featuring Jenna Steober (who played Ratticus Finch in season 1).

## Trivia

* Matt Arnold continues his Taylor Swift apologism in this episode.
Season 2, Episode 32: Con Mayor

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

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**Con Mayor** is the 32nd episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

## Description

*The teens are straight up befuddled by a staggering betrayal.*

## Introduction

Rebecca Swallows-Oak-Garcia leads the teens in a parody of *Baby Shark*, singing "Scary hug" instead. Then, each of the other teens gets their own verse.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor is not a fan of Willy Stampler, although he previously felt fine about him.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Marco and Grant had to put bells on Lincoln's bedroom door because he would get up in the middle of the night to sleep on the grass.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal doesn't get mad. He gets even.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Her favorite genre of music is Kidz Bop, as nothing is darker than a child singing the lyrics of *Closer* by the Chainsmokers or *Toxic* by Britney Spears*.*

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): In July, Anthony may play a wrestling one-shot. This is part of Anthony's Inverse EGOT saga.
Hollidaysburg Wiki

**Welcome to the Hollidaysburg Wiki!**
Wiki for the Hollidaysburg Area Junior High School!

This is not meant to offend anyone. These are all jokes.

## Important articles

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Season 2, Episode 18: Grand Theft Gato

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

**Grand Theft Gato** is the 18th episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies*.

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## Description

*The Teens attempt to put Papa Johns behind them by doing a series of crimes, but how will they explain this gap in their resumes? And will they finally get a long rest (teens require more sleep than adults, between 9-10 hours a night)??*

## Introduction

Link narrates a trailer for a heist-style movie based on the events of the previous episode. He does all the voices.

## Rad Facts

* Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor quit being a pizza delivery driver because the tip was never high enough for one trip to buy him a PlayStation. Taylor has a very backwards concept of money.
* Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold, known misogynist): Link's favorite vacation spot is a collection of tents in the backyard of his house, dubbed "Tent City". When Link was young, they would all share a tent but as he has gotten older and braver, he uses his own tent.
* Normal Oak (Will Campos, known lover of women): Normal's first kiss was with the Pomona High School Panther mascot. They kissed in their mascot costumes under the bleachers, so they don't know what they looked like.
* Scary Marlowe (Beth May, known woman): Scary is working on a concept album about her adventures with the teens, called *The Calzone Killaz*.
* Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony's favorite concept album is The Simpsons Sing the Blues, and was the first album he ever bought.
Season 2, Episode 33: An Extremely Goofy Episode

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

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*An Extremely Goofy episode* is the 33rd episode of season 2 of *Dungeons and Daddies.*

## Description

*The Goofs Realm, at last, and much to everyone's chagrin...*

## Introduction

Scary Marlowe reads a charity ad for her fake animal rescue from the previous episode.

## Rad Facts

Taylor Swift (Freddie Wong): Taylor has a reputation with the local police because he hosted a party with busty anime girl cardboard cutouts, similar to the scene from *Home Alone*. His neighbor Donna saw this and called the cops on him, but Taylor was ultimately arrested for answering the door with a sword.

Lincoln Li-Wilson (Matt Arnold): Lincoln's favorite movie is *Garfield: The Movie*. This is because in an effort to get Lincoln to read, his dads tried to entice him using movies based around books. This did not work, Lincoln won't even read the Garfield comics.

Normal Oak (Will Campos): Normal's favorite actress is Holly Hunter.

Scary Marlowe (Beth May): Scary's favorite beverage is decaff earl gray tea.

Dungeon Master (Anthony Burch): Anthony uses his fact to foreshadow the four index cards he is holding.
ISS

**ISS (In-School Suspension)** is a punishment given out by the dean. This is one of the worst punishments you can get. It is held in a dirty room in a secluded hallway. The receiver of this punishment stays there the whole day. The most ISS days ever gotten was 20, by Jack Clay and Noah Glessner for calling the police on Mrs. Winter's phone.
Hollidaysburg TikTok Pages

Multiple TikTok accounts have been made using the Hollidaysburg name or logo.

A few notable ones:

Marcus Pratt made a shipping account in 2022. This has since been deleted.

Colin Gardner made a Fanpage for Pre-Algebra teacher Mr. Valeria. He was caught and forced to delete it.

Eli Lynam made a slander account in 2023. He posted a video about Carter Green, who was offended and told the dean, who forced Eli Lynam to private the account. This is notable because Eli Lynam made the "Hollidaysburg Eavesdropper", which he was also caught for.

A ship account with the bio "Im a boy and i went to fot" was made in 2022. This is speculated to be Vince Albrano.

In 2023, a ship account was made featuring ships with very random people. This is speculated to be either Eli Lynam or Colin Gardner.
Chromebooks

**Chromebooks** are laptops given out to kids every year. They are cheap and break easily. Once broken, a tech ticket must be submitted to get a new one.

Chromebooks are constantly monitored. In October 2023, all games were permanently blocked from usage. Certian YouTube videos are blocked, and there is no access to comments.