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Ambegris

Ambegris is a planet in the Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈. It is in the same system as K'onia. Ambegris has a light bluegreen sky and a darker bluegreen ocean.

## Geography

An oceanic world. the only land on Ambegris is the polar ice caps.

## Native species

The native species of Ambegris is the A'nakh'ko - a race of beings resembling crystalline seals. The A'nakh'ko live in the oceans and come up to the ice cap to breed once a millennium. These periods last for a decade and lead to A'nakh'ko covering the ice cap.
Emb3r

Emb3r is a planet in the Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈. A somewhat small world, Emb3r has a pink sky and a red sea. Emb3r has light grey, sandy ground.

## Geography

Emb3r has a large ocean with two main continents extruding out of the polar ice caps. These continents have several lakes and rivers around them.
Fryling Cimliss

Fryling Cimliss is a planet in Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈. It orbits a red supergiant star.

## Geography

All around Fryling Cimliss is sand. The atmosphere is very dusty and bright orange.

## History

At some point, a group of beings decided to make a planet into a giant computer as a joke. This species was so advanced that they made every single grain of sand into an individual processor.

Some time after making the computer, the beings vanished. Some say that they never existed. Others say that they are the dissonant realm. In any case, the computer system on Cimliss eventually created avatars out of the sand.

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Octahedron of translation

### Usage/Effect

Translation of matter and stuff (complete or partial), Access to places unless meta lock is active on them

## Economics and source

### Sells for?

Biddable

The Octahedron of translation, stylized Octahedron of ***translate***, is a shanpe that - despite contrary belief - does not translate languages but rather warps/phases things, whether at the wielder's command.

It has many uses, such as being able to enter the normally inaccessible simply by translating your very being into there. This does not work with meta-locked regions, however. You can still get anywhere by translating your field of vision to see anywhere, similar to a spectator mode - albeit not highly recommended as if the tetrahedron is stolen or deactivated while using, your field of vision will be stuck until re-activation of the shanpe.

The alformentioned and many other things are by absolute translation. There is also relative translation, in which one does not actively move things/beings but rather selects where to send them. This can yield a good potential for teleportation one's self as well as nearly anything else and even selective intangibility if one were to translate their collision. On top of that, one can manipulate non-material things like the alformentioned collision or things non-solid like wind to do zany things.

It is highly unrecommended to mess around with this shanpe if you do not know what you are doing.

### Gallery

A still of the shape being activatedThe shanpe in use
Rhomboicosidodecahedron of unimaginable power

## General Overview

The Rhomboicosidodecahedron of unimaginable power is a shanpe LBP found in a temple that was heavily guarded by millions of guardians, which PIC dispatched with ease. It is a light red, almost pink, in color, and has runes carved into each face. It is unknown what language they are written in.

## Abilities

One of the defining features of the Rhomboicosidodecahedron of unimaginable power is the fact that it possesses multiple incredibly powerful abilities. None of them are known yet, but it is said that it is more powerful than the icosahedrons of shortcut and shelter, the octahedron of translation, and the tetrahedron of echo put together. It has recently been shown to have the ability to unlock LBP's true form.
Measurement and units

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## Measurement

To measure is to acquire the enormity of a relative quantity to an established unit. Such measurement is applicable almost anywhere, except in places with no perception of these concepts, but one practically cannot exist in such vacuums of space and time.

## Units of Measurement

### Time

Time is a commonly used measurement, used to measure events passing. Without this method of measurement, everyone would be confused. Commonly used measurements of time are seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, and millennia. In the Surreal Universe, these measurements are often prefixed with "chr.egg," and it is unknown what this means, as its translation from Ancient Surrealese has been long lost.

Unspecified intervals of time are just reffered to as time. (ex. "I will be gone for 8 time")

### Distance

Distance is a measure of the space between two objects (Point A and point B, respectively), often measured to estimate the time it will take to reach Point B from Point A. Some common measures of distance are: centimeters, decimeters, meters, feet, miles, and kilometers.

Like with time, unspecified distances are just reffered to as distance. (ex. "Hot MILFs at your area only 3 distance away.")

### Speed

Speed is a measurement of the time it takes to reach a place. Perhaps the most common measurements of this are Miles per Hour (mph) and Kilometers per Hour (kmph).

Like with distance and time, unspecified velocities are just reffered to as speeds, velocities, or acceleration 'cause nobody give a shit. (ex. "Help! It is lurching toward me at 8 speed!")
Wikibit:Wikia rules

This is a small wikia at the time, and not much is to be expected from it. However, that does not mean there should not be any rules around here, as this is still a somewhat semi-formal wiki or something, Idk at this point.

So here are some of the rules:

* If you have nothing nice or passive to say or do, then keep your hands, feet, thoughts and beliefs to yourself.
* Profanity is allowed, but to express yourself, not insult.
	+ Only on rp threads will this slide, but remember to not be a cunt.
* No trolling or speaking in an insensitive manner.
	+ No hate speech, harassment or bigotry, either.
* No vandalism. We WILL catch you if you do partake in it.
	+ Raids will be stopped and we will warn all whomst have participated in them through a post
* No asking for a promotion if all you want to do is show off your power or abuse of it.
	+ If you want to become a mod, you need to be at least 50% trustworthy and actually be interested in helping out.
		- Exemptions include: People of dire trustworthiness, People the admin knows, People who are trusted by the mods well-enough.
	+ Admin-ship criteria is still narrower than that, however. If you want to become one, you must ask the admin or a mod to narrow that out for you.
* NO ASKING FOR VBUCKS, we lost a mod like that. (Jk)
* Don't be a chorongi

...And more of these that are unspoken of, but should be obvious to those with decent etiquette.
Contagious Centipede

Upcoming*"<Quote by Cr0xxy>"- Cr0xxy*This article or section has **upcoming** content. It means this content yet to appear, and essentially that there is spoilers! You were warned!

## ​ Stats.

### Base Hp.

99,999,990,000 (prime)14.696942 (early and late life)

### Base Def.

99,999,990,000 (prime)35,000 (early and late life)

## Biological

### Resides at?

Pineappolis (Main population)Somewhere in bland reality nevada (unknown)

### Reprod. lv / tendency(?)

Do not need intercourse as means of reproduction

The Contagious Centipedes, otherwise known as the Centipedes O' Contagion, are a race of centipedes that are almost completely black, but with orange legs, fangs, and antennae.

They are known for their headbanging, which is the only way they have been seen dancing, however it is not uncommon to see them headbanging at varying frequencies to form truly astounding patterns. They are also capable of merging into one being. This is usually done to impersonate humanoids. Perhaps their strangest quality is their ability to turn organic beings into centipedes via skin contact or inhalation.
Fusion

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Fusion is the act of merging two separate existences into one composite entity. It can be done one of three ways:

* The Octahedron of Fusion (easiest way by far)
* Merging the two fusees on the subatomic level (does not create a true fusion, simply merges their bodies)
* The ***Dagger O' Dissonance***

It is possible to end a fusion via the Octahedron or ***Dagger***, but the merging method can be undone by both participants teleporting away.

## Traits

The personality of one life form will be dominant for a time, but then the other will come out. When one personality is dominant, it will retain a trait of the other.

Fused beings, instead of adding or multiplying the power of the two fusees, as is the common assumption, it increases one fusee's prowess to the power of the other's, then reverses the equation and multiplies the former by the latter. for example, LBPicardia's power is (Picᴸᴮᴾ) x (LBPᴾᶦᶜ).

Fused beings are known to combine the techniques of the fusees to create strange attacks that have been known to be retained by both participants after the fusion ends, however this has a somewhat higher chance of not happening than happening. on most occasions, neither will retain a technique, or only one will.

## Known entity fusions

### LBPicardía

##### Main article: LBPicardia

As the name suggests, LBPicardía, often reffered to as Lþicardia by r4i, Is the coalescence between Lithuanian border police and Mr. PIC Ardía. They were first perceived when a random persimmon stole the Octahedron of fusion from LBP by unknown means and used the octahedron in such a way that it accidentally fuses the unintended targets.

This fusion, as a composite entity in general, seems to be mentally stable for something of two conflicting consciences.
DoruGreymon

DoruGreymon is an Animal Digimon and a carrier of the X Antibody. It is a massive Digimon whose form was released through the Interface on its brow by the potent life-force data of the legendary beast, the "Dragon", which slept within the deepest parts of its DigiCore, and that holds the alias of "Final Enemy". With its overwhelming stature, it can demolish any dauntlessly courageous Digimon, and even the attacks of the "Nightmare Soldiers" are deflected with one sweep of its wing. As it is highly intelligent, it won't reveal its existence carelessly, so it is difficult to even detect it

## DoruGreymon

### Next forms

Dorugoramon, Alphamon, Dexmon, Samudramon

### Immune to the X-Program

Yes

Damage: 3d10

Cooldown: 1 round

Bloody Tower

Damage: 3d10

Cooldown: 1 round
Uurbiflucilate

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## Properties (Cont.)

### Makes residual material?

No

Uurbiflucilate (Uu), colloquially known as K'onian Freezius, is a solid material. It was made by Goudar, using quantities of unknown synthetic material.

When thrown on a surface or cracked open, it will release a blue radial aura that will wither away local flora and disarm/weaken any nearby K'one head and their technology.
The Birbinomicon

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## Basic

### Usage/Effect

Possesses horrendous abilities, only known is Birbification

## (cont.)

### Recharge?

68.6 chr.eggsec recharge period, shortens with extended use

## Economics and source

###  Source?

Unknown origins, found buried in Planet i̴̱͊̌̒̎̃/̸̙̝͖͔̬̯͕̥͗̑-̷̳̖̰̱͕̼̞̣͚̎̊̍͂̆͋̑͘͝ͅ=̴̧̧͚͕̹͇͕̞̩͈͈̗̮̺̗͂̀͘;̷̨̭̜̞̬̖̊̋'̷̦̟̮̼͂̄͛̄͂.

### Sells for?

Who in their right minds would buy this

The Birbinomicon is a sinister, grotesquely forged book with a birb's unrotting physiognomy for a cover. The author is apparently named પક્ષી માણસ. Upon opening this oddity, virtually endless pages full of seemingly indecipherable text and gory visuals are uncovered. They seem to be written in the blood of an avian, continuing the bird theme. They also appear to be spells of some sort, one of which was discovered when LBP accidentally transformed R4 into a strange bird creature and seemingly degraded his mental state to that of such a being.
The Holy Crabbese State

an average Crab

## General Overview

The Holy Crabbese State is a society entirely consisting of Crabs. They are incredibly narcissistic, believing they are above all life forms. Accordingly, they seek to turn everything that isn't a Crab into a Crab. They say that this is because, despite their overwhelming superiority to all other life, they are actually quite benevolent, and simply wish to share their good fortune with all creatures. However, this is entirely false. Their real reasoning behind their behavior is that they cannot stand the sight of anything they perceive as lower than them and the simplest way to turn them into something more desirable is make them into a Crab.

## Biology

The body of a Crab is small and somewhat disk-like. It is mostly occupied by the shell, which protects its vital organs and head. Around the shell are the legs and arms. The arms terminate in pairs of claws referred to as "pincers." The head is built into the shell. The head has two eyes and a mouth. The eyes of a Crab are capable of emitting Crabmorphosis Beams, which transform their target into a Crab. Crabs are roughly the size of a human.

Crabs are incredibly durable, capable of shaking off virtually any harm. They are also extremely strong, capable of lifting superheavy tanks with ease and cutting through flesh, bone, and steel alike without any difficulty. In addition to these capabilities, all Crabs are naturally able of creating dimensional rifts to travel through, and have the focus needed to not fall into the spatiotemporal wastes.

Crabs do not seem to require any sort of sustenance, never eating or drinking. They also do not need to breathe, as they can float through space for hundreds of thousands of years and suffer no adverse effects. They also never tire, some going on great crusades spanning billions of years and being stopped only by death.

## Society

Every Crab in the Holy Crab State serves as a warrior, fighting to spread Crabness to all beings across the Surreality and eventually the Bland Reality. Crabs fight in massive swarms, often resembling a tidal wave as they emerge from vast dimensional rifts.

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Darth Calamar

Darth Calamar was a Sith Lord who existed in the Star Wars RP's first chapter. He went to Jocam and his friend, Plac, in the hopes of turning Jocam to the dark side. When Jocam refused, the two entered a brief duel. Calamar then captured Jocam. After some torture and flying, they reached Korriban, where Jocam found a new lightsaber, and again dueled Calamar. This duel was inconclusive, as Jocam went missing and Calamar found it better to leave. When Calamar returned to Naboo to turn Plac, assuming Jocam to be dead, Jocam and some New Republic forces attacked his flagship. Calamar later killed Plac, causing his brother, Cup, to attack him. Calamar narrowly defeated Cup when Jocam arrived. They then fought, and Calamar eventually defeated Jocam. He later blew up his ship to prevent the eternal annoyance of Plac, Cup, and Jocam's force ghosts.
Cognicolites

The cognicolites are truly infamous creatures known for their destructive potential which were first witnessed by the squad when they accidentally unleashed them. They could rip entire dimenshones if not dealt with properly.

They were first encountered by the gang when they barged in unannounced into a rather strange, kooky base, and in doing so, the cognicolites were accidentally released. They weren't a concern until r4 had mentioned that they were worse than the T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽s̷̷̸̵̵͈͂ , and just after bringing that up, Lithuanian border police got deformed due to the amalgamating abilities they had. r4I was then visibly concerned and took action against the cognicolites by going ballistic on them with a neo-sulphoric hyperlaser gun. Unfortunately, the cognicolites were impervious to sulfur, so the gunning worked to no avail. In the squad's favor, however, a crossover was triggered; It gave stands to everyone and lbp used his on the cognicolites to finish with them by scronching them, while r4 used his to restore what had been damaged by the cognicolites.

They have not been seen since then.

## Trivia

* **[Meta]** At the time this design was being made, r4i planned to start using 3d modeling programs to create designs from then on. Unfortunately, he found it too much of a hassle and instead stuck with 2d paint and editing programs.
* One of these beings made a cameo in the Star wars Rp.
Clorax

> "***I am the Clorax, protector of the vegetation;***
> ***this is your final warning, next time you'll recieve an anal penetration.***"
>
> - The Clorax, threatening common scoundrels

The Clorax is a being that resides on the planet the squad inhabits. He protects the trees and other plant life due to some odd ~~fetish~~ interest for vegetation. In fact, he seems to care for it so much that he threatens, and even takes action, if one were to have malicious intent with the local flora. Unsurprisingly, habitat demolition and other malevolent humanoid interaction has decreased significantly ever since his arrival. His fur contains a form of pocket dimension in which he can hide items. He tends to warn potential attackers of the vegetation with quite NSFW one-liners that often rhyme. It is unknown why he does this.

He is secretly in possession of the Cloreagle, a weapon of his creation. The Cloreagle is a weapon that is capable of blasting a person in half. The Clorax often uses it to subdue violators of the vegetation.

## Trivia

* He has enough power to defeat demigods with his bare hands, but it is rarely seen in action.
* The Clorax Is the second tallest being in existence so far, the first being ***the\_hooded\_man***.
	+ Well, technically third if you count that one bloated cheese monster that tried to kill the L***E***ader.
* **Lþ** turned into a tree several times, and is currently still one. He was under the protection of The Clorax due to his physical composition, but has since lost it as he awakened his true form.
* He knows it's pronounced salt, not sodium chloride.

## Quotes

"I am the Clorax, I speak for the trees. Litter again and I'll break your fucking knees."

"I am the Clorax, guardian of the plants. Disrupt them one more goddamn time and I'll fill your ass with ants."

"I am the Clorax, spokesperson of the vegetation. Attack them again and I will bring about your annihilation."
Tetrahedron of echo

The Tetrahedron of ***echo*** is a tetrahedron that allows the user to control ***echo***. Doing so can make the user's voice echo limitlessly, regardless of their environment - however, that is just how much can be done by novice users of the shape.

With enough control. the tetrahedron of ***echo*** can also achieve things like repeating/amplifying virtually anything, such as attacks, spells, and all sorts of feelings/sensations, all of which can be useful in combat. Things such as electromagnetic waves and wind can also be manipulated, albeit with more difficulty.

Further training can allow one to ***echo*** tangible/physical material, allowing for multiplication of materials, similar to the octahedron of copy. One can even replicate organic material and have full control over the duplicates of said matter as long as they hold the tetrahedron while giving command, lest the user seeks for the aforementioned matter to rebel against them. In fact, it is so versatile that under proper guidance, it can surpass a pair of octahedrons in terms of capability.

In-universe, Lithuanian border police owns it.

## Trivia

* It is somehow one of the most stable shanpes out there, albeit one of the trickiest to harness
* It has not been reported to cause harm to any previous user, unlike some other shanpes.
* Goudar the grotesque actively searches for it, yet with little success.
* It typically makes sounds reminiscent of extreme bass-boosting when used.
Big Crukking Rock

The Big Crukking Rock is a giant sentient rock.

## Profile

### Appearance

A round boulder. Do I need to go into more detail. Do you want me to define each individual crevice on BCR. I'm not gonna. Hire someone else if you want the Bigger, Longer, and Uncut version.

### Character

BCK is basically a force of pure thought. He rolls over anything and anyone he wants without a single word announcing it. Even if he had a mouth he probably wouldn't talk.
Octahedron of Redemption

The Octahedron of Redemption, stylized Octahedron of ***redempp***, is a shanpe that allows the wielder to rewind time to do something better. LBP used this in the ***amogus timeline*** to attempt to get a Bertruger victory after being ejected.

The shanpe notably only works if the user has recently experienced what they perceive to be a crippling failure, and allows them to give it another try, hence its name.
Tyogg'oth

## General Overview

The Tyogg'oth are a Skeletalian subspecies inhabiting Galaxy Alpha. They are known for worshipping the Cycle, and are seen as the ideal worshippers of it. They are a nomadic species, moving locations from time to time.

## Physical Traits

Tyogg'oth range in height from five to seven feet. Their most notable feature is the mass of tendrils emerging from their skulls in place of lower jaws. They also tend to wear long, black robes as signs of their faith. Tyogg'oth have exceedingly long lifespans, some living up to four thousand years. There is no visible difference between a young Tyogg'oth and an old one, as they have static heights and undergo no natural physical changes over time.

Tyogg'oth are born when an individual removes one of their tendrils in a specific manner. The tendril will quickly secrete a substance that hardens into a skull, which sprouts more tendrils and eventually a body. The newborn Tyogg'oth will be given a name and robes and indoctrinated into worship of the Cycle.

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Stand

A Stand is a visual manifestation of the Soul of a being. They are generated by their owner, referred to as a Stand User. They generally presents themselves as a figure hovering over or near the user and possesses abilities beyond that of an ordinary human, which, depending on the Stand User, can be wielded for good or evil.

## Specifics and abilities

Really any being can a Stand - even Vogons such as Lutzz and Jeltz have Stands. Each Stand possesses supernatural properties as well as a special, unique power, indirectly granting its User superhuman abilities:

* In general, a Stand is invisible to bland reality beings, yet can interact with normal objects. It allows the User to use their Stand unnoticed by a large majority of the population. The mundane use of a Stand has been likened to a poltergeist phenomenon by normal people.
* A Stand is invulnerable to any harm except against another Stand or if their Stand User is harmed, as stand damage and user damage are linked, and one will be hurt in the same way as the other with few exceptions. Stand powers like healing or aging affect both stand user and stand itself.
* Stands possess intangibility. It is uncommon but not unheard of for Stand Users to channel their Stands inside their bodies to protect themselves, using their Stand's superhuman durability to their advantage. It is even more uncommon for Stands to phase through objects, but the possibility exists.
* As psychic projections, Users can also communicate through their Stands. Barring rare exceptions, a Stand User typically shares their consciousness with their Stand and is able to see through its eyes. Moreover, a Stand User can also speak through their Stand, enabling a form of distant communication. However, the Stand must have a mouth or otherwise be able to speak to do so.

Each Stand possesses an esoteric and unique power that defines it and sets it apart from other Stands. A Stand's power can wildly vary between Stands. The nature of the power can range from relatively mundane powers such as using a sword or controlling flames to extremely powerful ones such as the ability to manipulate the flow of time. These powers have many different subtleties, such as a limited range or a special way of manifesting themselves, that can be exploited during a fight. It is up to the User to know how to protect themselves or use their enemy's weakness to their advantage.
Anaxia

Anaxia is a planet in the Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈ Anaxia has a blue sky and a light yellow surface. An artifical ring dubbed "The Arch" orbits the planet.

## Geography

Anaxia has several large islands and continents dotted around its surface. The largest of these islands is Pah-Anax, the home of the Constructors.

## Native species

The native species of Anaxia is the Constructors - a race of humanoid beings with metallic skin and mercury blood. The Constructors built hundreds of objects nearby Anaxia - such as the Arch.
Jerome

## General Overview

Jerome is a cosmic entity created when fourteen. Every 13.772±0.040 years, Jerome evolves into a new form, known as a mark. His current level is Jerome MK2, though he is very close to evolving again.

## Appearance

Jerome is much taller than any creature (with a static height) ever encountered so far at 39.9999999998 feet tall. The only visible flesh he possesses is his torso and head, the skin of which has several purple, bulging veins and pale, almost zombie-like skin. He has a metal plate in place of his eyes and the surrounding area, which is ovular with two trapezoidal divots, one on top and one on the bottom. Inside this plate is a cross-shaped pattern, with both lines reaching to the edge of the plate. The cross glows green. His arms are made of a pitch-black metal-like substance, with guns built into the wrists and clawed hands. A 20mm sextuple-barrel machine gun rests on his shoulder, a 120mm cannon protrudes out of his head, several more stick out of the sides of his abdomen, all of which fire omni-scronch shells, and there are various holes all around his body that fire highly concentrated omni-scronch beams that explode on impact, scronching everything the resultant fireball touches. His legs are made of the same metal, with micro-scronch-missile launchers built into the knees, and clawed feet. His back features several tubes which release molten metal which quickly solidifies into a chrysalis every time he evolves. All of his joints are made of a silver metal. It is unknown what Jerome MK1 looked like.

## Personality

Jerome has a strong superiority complex and commonly calls those below him "mortals," regardless of their placement on the LBP divinity scale. He often shows off his power, as shown when he wiped out an entire universe with a flick of his finger to prove a point to a lesser deity.

## History

A long time ago, fourteen divine beings sacrificed their lives to create one superior creature. It is unknown as of yet why they did this, though it is theorized by some interdimensional historians that Jerome was created as some sort of guardian angel for a universe that was falling into chaos, however if this is the case their plan failed as Jerome's creation released a shockwave that omni-scronched everything within a Πb41⛤ใ.141 duocentillion light-millennium radius.

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Mr. PIC Ardia

Mr. PIC Ardia is a Fandom user who does things and stuff. He can be found on the Surreal Meme wiki and gets angry when mentioned on the JoJo wiki, most likely due to not watching the anime. His profile picture appears to be a Picardia Face that rapidly changes colors. He also seems to be fluent in Surreal Speak. He is capable of using several different varieties of spells and has stolen the weapon known as the Scronching Blade.

He also basically smoked weed that one time.

~~He was also nearly raped by a plant~~

Update: Apparently he DOES watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, he just dislikes wiki notifications.
The hooded man

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***the\_hooded\_man*** is an entity LBP created with a ritual. Perhaps its most interesting quality is that it teleports exclusively. It does not move at all otherwise. It has no pulse, breathing, or anything else, regardless of wind or other influences. (This has since been invalidated, as it has been seen making small movements) It also has the mysterious ability to inflict wounds on beings in its vicinity, though it is not known how it occurs.

He is also known to have a cult dedicated to him full of submissive zealots, and this is known due to the rather peculiar encounter the squad had with one of them in an attempt to rescue r4 from his lostness. He was then found in between two highly questionable jars with figurines inside and - best to spare the details.

## Trivia

* No surprise here, but ***the\_hooded\_man*** is the largest entity in existence, even besting the clorax. However, he could be considered second due to the Rocctahedron's inherent ability to size-shift.
* It is unknown whether he is an organic or non-carbon being, but it is likely the latter.
* The only one to find personal information about ***the\_hooded\_man*** has been reported missing ever since.

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Vaelatroactive sap

###  Source?

T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽s̷̷̸̵̵͈͂

### Sells for?

Biddable

The Vaelatroactive sap, or simply the **sap**, is a honey-like substance that can seemingly heal every known impediment.

It is first seen when The Clorax took a bullet and was on the verge of death until the T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽ queen came along with some of this substance and lathered it on him. The results were surprising, as a single substance is usually not enough to repair surgically-bound ailments, yet an ounce of this was enough to almost instantly recover Clorax to his previous state.

The substance is produced from as a secondary lactose product by members in higher levels of the hierarchic caste system the T̴̸̷̷̵͈͌ ̵̶̵̷̷̞̏ē̷̶̷̷̸ͅr̷̵̴̵̷͓͗ ̷̶̶̶̴͍̑m̶̸̴̸̴͔͋ị̵̴̵̵̴͂t̷̸̷̸̷̘͒ ̸̸̸̸̷̻̍e̴̷̷̵̴̟̽s̷̷̸̵̵͈͂ use. The higher-ranked a member is, the more fertile they are and consequently, the more of this they produce.

## Trivia

* Ironically, while the highest-producing would be the sub-ministers, the current queen is the most fertile in her society as of now.
* It is a delicacy as well, but not as often used for that in comparison to its' alleviating purpose.
	+ It's taste is undescribable to bland reality beings, as their palette can never reach to taste all 69 flavors of food.
IsTT: Infinity Stonklet

You stare at the void. It stares back with intent of harm

## Bio

### Quote

"Technically everything and everyone is everything else and everyone else at the same time cuz string theory"

## Bio (extended)

### Unfavorite(s)

People who fuck with my shit (specifically the shits in my house)

### Strength

Can easily bench press all of creation including its many multiverse and timeline

### Weakness

Unconventional/Irrelevant attacks (Nth dimensional, true sun matter, etc)

## Combat (cont.)

### Misc Abil.

Dimensional travel W/ timeline traversion

## Stats

### Resilience

All normal attacks (Fire, Multidimensional, etc)

### Speed/Agil.

Unknown

Infinity Stonklet (also known as Cheese and Stonklet) is a FANDOM user who has been around since late-ish 2018. He generally tends to be found on the Jojo's Bizarre Wiki and the Surreal Memes wiki. The Profile picture in current use is one of a very Cursed and very Forbidden Wallace from Wallace and Gromit which was decided from a discussion with their friend `~~[REDACTED]~~` after the Idenifier incident. Infinity Stonklet happens to tend toward unusuality more often that not and speaks in a fashion that has perplexed even the most knowledgable about the human language and has also commited one of if not the most hainous acts, specifically he committed [INFRACTRICIAN MEMETIC kllilin ACTIVATED. USER IS NOT PERMITTED TO SUCH KNOWLEDGE].

Termination log #4444 CODENAME: {All consuming Darkness of the V0id}

"Research note number 4,352,888,667: I stared into the void, and it stared back. Im afraid." everything else on the page was scribbled over for unknown reasons presumably to contain whatever they found.

Stonklet appears to have some connection with the newly discovered entity and race Named the Mexgillian's namely MexgLL, The Egg Purveyor

I C R A V E T H E S O U L S O F T H E D A M D E D
Cindellhos

Cindellhos (called Jumbomumbo by LBP) is a moon orbiting the gas giant [Insert name].

## Geography

A burning desert, Cindellhos has lakes of lava on its surface. The surface is made of yellow sand.

## History

Cindellhos was unused until LBP required a moon to use for his latest war machine. This machine was constructed, however, LBP needed backers to feed to it.

As such, L travelled to Raghshotun to look for them. While on Raghshotun, he discovered a group of cultists for the\_hooded\_man. L got them to go to Cindellhos via portal. The cultists were annihilated by the war machine - along with the heat of Cindellhos.
RpC: R4i2c0h

Friend or foe? Your actions will determine.

### Alias

R4I2C0H6I9E, T̶h̶e̵ ̸o̸ ̸n̵e̴y̸ ̴o̴u̷s̶ ̸h̶o̵u̸l̶d̸n̶t̷'̵v̸ ̷e̵m̴ ̶e̵s̵s̸e̴d̴w̴ ̵i̸t̷h̷

## Bio (extended)

### Unfavorite(s)

Being called chorongi, lack of ¥cC.w̴,h̶s̶ ̶e̵®s̵s̸e̴ ̵i̸t̷h̷üðB

### Affilation(s)

Surreal memes continuity (Lost) Grubhub and Kitchen gun ads (Rejected cameos) FNaF 94 lore (Rejected cameo) JoJo's Bizarre adventure (Lost stand user) Digimon (Scrapped Digidestined) Sans from undertale (Status unknown) C:Users/31iz4/legacy/19\_/personal/REDACT (NULL)​​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ [Serious affilations]​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ SMLW (Founder)​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​​ Dadmins (One of them)​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Unidentified mammalian creature (Owner of being)

### Misc skill(s):

Expertise at making even whole adults D I S S A P E A R!

## Combat (cont.)

### Side Abil.

Complete arsenal/ Complete thoughtless arsenal

## Stats

### Speed/Agil.

R4i2c0h is a Fandom user commonly found on the SMW. He apears to be fluent in Surreal. His PFP appears to be something similar to the Elephoont of the Shanpes, but it is difficult to tell. R4i2c0h probably exists.

## In-universe info

He resides in Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34 along with the other Dadmins. In that same dimenshone, he discovered an unidentified mammalian creature with whom he is secretly acquainted with to the point of actually naming it.

### R4i2c0h's metapotence

If one were to have paid suffice attention, they might've notice that r4 isn't behaving all-powerful as he should be given his access to the inconceivable power he was given by tuban't, a sibling to the trumpet of chaos who was stuck in the void before r4's visit to said place.

However, it is important to note that despite his endless capacities as a deity, he limits himself on those and enters what he calls a "survival mode", as to be fully able to experience the fulfillment of jeopardy in the misadventures he has, otherwise he might get bored of being able to solve everything within 0.0000000013% or less of a chr.eggmillisecond.

*It is possible that this is also the case for LBP, Trumpet and Mr. PIC Ardia.*
Vogon

The Vogons are a race from the planet Vogsphere.

## General overview

### Biology

The Vogons are noted for being "hideous". Their faces are flat with upturned noses and flattened faces due to being smashed in the face by Vogon Slapsticks.

The Vogons have pear-shaped bodies with droopy jowls on their necks and greyish-brown skin.

### Society

Most Vogons are extremely bureaucratic and aggressive. The Vogons don't value the life of other species - with them bulldozing planets to make way for interstellar construction. The Vogons are also extremely stubborn

The Vogons write poetry that is frequently used as a torture method by them due to how bad it is.

## Hierarchy

Several different types of Vogons are present in Vogon society

### Civilian

The average Vogon civilian works in a bureaucratic job - such as interstellar taxes or interstellar censuses.

### Soldiers

Members of the Vogon military wear a set of black armour that covers most of their body. They are armed with anti-proton cannons.

### Prostetnic Vogons

Prostetnic is a rank that Vogons can gain for years of bureaucratic service. These Vogons gain a wig of their choice as a reward. These Vogons lead Vogon fleets.

## History

The Vogons crawled out of Vogsphere's oceans to find a planet seemingly built for beauty - with beings such as the Scintillating Jewelled Scuttling Crabs being present. The Vogons responded to this by smashing the crabs and generally spoiling the Vogsphere.

If God was truly benevolent, they would have incinerated the Vogons, however, they created the Vogon Slapsticks as punishment instead. This just made the Vogons even worse and led to them turning the Vogsphere into a wasteland.

The Vogons became very unhappy with their life on the Vogsphere due to this until they developed stellar travel. The Vogons then discovered that the Vogsphere was nearby the Megabrantis Cluster - the political hub of their galaxy. Most Vogons moved to the Cluster in a few years. The Vogons formed the backbone of the Galactic Civil Service.

The Vogons then began to build vast interstellar highways - bulldozing any planets in their way. They eventually gained intergalactic travel over thousands of years. This led to them discovering the Darkseekers.
Ha'jha'arth

Ha'jha'arth is an unusual "planet" in Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈

## Geography

Ha'jha'arth is made of several planets - including a rainforest biome. Ha'jha'arth is tidally locked.

## Native species

Ha'jha'arth has several native species. The most notable of these species is the M'ha'oth - who live on the rainforest biome. The other species are

* The Jo'har - a race who resemble sentient globs of blood. They live in the mountain biome
* The Ur'agh - a race of beings who live in the gaseous biome. They are basically just sentient tarps.
* The Ok - a race of beings from the desert side. They resemble giant skeletal crabs.
LBP 2: Electric Boogaloo

LBP 2, Electric Boogaloo is the new identity of LBP, this vessel being a combination of the original LBP vessel and the IWCTF vessel, giving it extreme prowess in pretty much everything LBP was proficient at.

Unlike with fusion, merging two vessels of the same being creates an extremely convoluted combination of power that can be written out like this: [(IWCTFᴸᴮᴾ)x(LBPᶦʷᶜᵗᶠ)]ᶦʷᶜᵗᶠ ˣ ˡᵇᵖx[(LBPᶦʷᶜᵗᶠ)x(IWCTFᴸᴮᴾ)ˡᵇᵖ ˣ ᶦʷᶜᵗᶠ. This vessel also mixes their appearances, giving it a very odd appearance.

It has LBP's head, resembling a peppered moth but made entirely of dark brown wood wearing sunglasses made of average sunglass material. It also has LBP's prosthetics from when he was absorbed by the tr***EE***. His hands now float next to him instead of being attached by arms. These prosthetics are mainly gray with black accents.
Garurumon

**Garurumon** is an Animal Digimon. It is covered in blue, white, and silver-colored fur as hard as "Mithril", which is called a legendary rare metal, and since the blades growing from the tips of its shoulders have sharp edges, anything that touches them is cut to pieces. As it possesses a furious combat instinct and sinews honed in freezing lands, as well as carnivore-like agility and the accuracy to reliably bring down its targets, it is a being feared by other Digimon. However, its intelligence is very high, and it faithfully obeys those who it recognizes as its master or leader.

## Garurumon

### Next forms

WereGarurumon, ShadowWereGarurumon

Damage: 3d6

Cooldown: 2 rounds
The grand Lob'Sterr

Stub*"Not done yet!" - R4i2c0h*This article or section is a **stub**, and anyone having adequate information is encouraged to add said data here.

## More info

### Dimenshone altercation potential(?)

100% (Absolute)

The grand Lob'Sterr the 0th, often just called Lob'Sterr, is a dimensional deity of grand wisdom and force. They are implied to have partaken in the creation or development of Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34 - despite r4i generating it himself.

The gang first encountered him when they were instructed to go seek help from him as ***the\_hooded\_man*** had other affairs to tend to. He had helped close to nothing in the fight against T̵h҈e̴ c̵l̴u̵m̷p̷, however.
K'ronvex

he do be

K'ronvex is an entity of unknown origin who first manifested in the Pineappolis slums. He appears to be a disfigured, bodiless anthropomorph with a minor case of the ***f̵̨͡l̷̡͝a̸͜͡k̴҇͜i̵̢҇n҉̧͝g̷͜͡***.json. He is ocasionally shrouded with an elliptical cloud of negative matter that lets him phase through matter at will.

They resorted in the aforementioned location whilst one of their henchmen helped them execute one of their ploys to take over Centopolis. They were, however, stopped in their tracks when they summoned r4i for use as a flesh shield; r4i had turned him into borscht upon invocation.

They are currently nothing but an auditory presence.

## Trivia

* They are not related to the k'one heads, or so they claim.
* It is said that he ate his expensive leather sofa because it "wasn't quite done"
Krinios

* General
* Statistics

**Krinios** is a recurring Block Wars player. He is known for his variety content, prominently in Minecraft. He was also a member of SMP Live and SMP Earth in the past as well.

Krinios joined in Season 1.

## Event History

 Season 1 | **Purple Pelicans** | Antfrost, Blushi, VelvetIsCake & Greninja | **3rd**(13,093)
 Season 2 | **Golden Gorillas** | Highkeyhateme, Astelic, Nebular & OfficialDelta | **8th**(13,142)
 Season 4 | **Scarlet Sharks** | CaptainSparklez, Couriway, Michaelmcchill & Mysticat\_ | **4th**(18,067)
 Season 8 | **Scary Crows** | AshleyRoboto, FireBreathMan, Eret & Wallibear | **6th**(1,831)
 Rookies | **Golden Gorillas** | Altrive, Failboat, Fyrus & SimplyFir | **7th**(16,441)

## Skins Used

Season 1Season 4
Scythe Head

Scythe Head is a creature created by the Rocctahedron during the period when its species was just being formed. He, along with his counterparts, were enforcers of a sort, keeping peace between the creatures. When the Rocctahedron left, he and the others tried to keep the masses united, but ultimately failed, leaving them to go their separate ways.

## Appearance

Scythe Head is humanoid in stature, his most notable feature being the scythe blade replacing his head, hence his name. He has a long neck, roughly three feet in length, allowing him to swing his scythe head with surprising freedom. he also has a sort of shell around the rest of his body, almost resembling armor, as well as claws on his hands and feet. He has five fingers per hand and five toes per foot, similarly to a human.

## Abilities

Scythe Head is easily the fastest of all of the Kjau'bnajhak'nuhat, the enforcers of the Rocctahedron. He clocks in at S-20 on the LBP Divinity Scale, and is also quite powerful, more so than even the giant, brutish creatures that litter the Bra'hwaht'kjar, the home of his species. His shell grants him good durability, he is quite intelligent, even able to strategize and use his surroundings to his benefit, extremely rare among his species, and is also able to utilize the Scronch, albeit only through a very easily predictable move.
Dickhead Darkner

A very rough (and SFW) representation of a Dickhead Darkner

The "Dickhead Darkners" are a race of beings formed on the planet Raghshotun.

## Biology

The Dickhead Darkners have penises for heads. They can manifest objects in their headballs and shoot them out of their headurethra (please kill me). They are roughly sentient. The best analogue for their current level of sentience is Primitive EEpole.

## History

The Dickhead Darkners first appeared on Raghshotun after a reality bomb was released on the planet that converted a small amount of the Raghshotuni land into a piece of the Dark World from Deltarune.

rest to be added
Tetrahedron of throughput

Upcoming*"<Quote by Cr0xxy>"- Cr0xxy*This article or section has **upcoming** content. It means this content yet to appear, and essentially that there is spoilers! You were warned!
The Tetrahedron of Throughput, stylized Tetrahedron of ***Thrœuegh putte***, is a Tetrahedron currently located in Dimenshone R, Timeline 17.34. It has a rather mundane ability in that it can manipulate throughput. This is useless to most carbon-based or vegemite-based life forms, but to large company owners, it is the bland-reality Holy Grail. When activated, any factory or factories that the user owns will speed up exponentially, the power requirement will plummet, and maintenance will become a once-per-decade practice.
Dr. SALUD bienestar

Dr. SALUD bienestar is a mexican Picardía face that doubles as r4i's stand. It has been seen just a pair of times before inactivity.

## Overview

It was spawned by a crossover triggered by a random button, and said crossover was a reference to JoJo's. R4i has some level of proficienty with this stand, but does not seem to have mastered its' use quite well. Its abilities include the power to restore things from a atomic level to restoring entire dimenshones and time sears, but r4i has only been able to heal landscapes as of now.

He rarely uses this stand and much prefers to use a precursor of the Onii'on called the ***Og'rre***, a method of facilitated ascension that increases in power and versatility as one "traverses layers", and the amount of layers is virtually unlimited, but one can go only as much as their sheer will allows them to.
RpC: Lithuanian border police

no
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lbp is cool

### Unfavorite(s)

people putting hyphens after sentences/words (e.g the-) for no reason, other things

## Stats

### Speed/Agil.

100

Lithuanian border police (better known as LBP or Lþ to R4) is a Fandom user who has been using fandom since around 2017. He frequents the JJBA and Surreal Meme wikis. He used to have an account named DewdOfStuff, but he forgot the password after {INFORMATION DELETED}. LBP's current profile picture is a panel from JJBA: Stone Ocean in which Whitesnake pulls out a gun to shoot down a pigeon carrying two important objects. LBP is uneasy around persimmons, as he knows that they have witnessed the horrible deeds he committed to their kind almost two years ago. LBP does not know why he made this page, and doesn't expect you to. He also is skilled in growing ***E*** plants, a skill that eventually backfires on him.

what the absolute fuck did he do in that lab

UPDATE\_LOG(1):

LBP has recently announced his inactivity on the JJBA wiki, so he will be much more active on the SMW and this wiki.

### Ban log

UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(1):

LBP's main has gotten fucking banned. He will now operate under one of his several hundred-thousand alts.

##### UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(1.1):

LBP has gotten banned under 'infanticide is cool'.

##### UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(1.2):

LBP has gotten banned under 'cheese stick enthusiast'.

##### UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(1.3):

LBP has gotten banned under 'cheeese stick enthusiast'.

UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(2):

LBP's main is unbanned and he will now operate under his main again.

UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(3):

\*Sigh\* The fandom bois have caught up with him once more and is once again operating under one of many alts.

##### UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(3.1)

LBP has gotten banned under 'Kazakhstani naval officer'.

##### UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(3.2)

LBP has gotten banned under 'MetalStorm Electronic Weapons System'

UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(4): LBP has been unbanned and is operating under his main.

UPDATE\_BAN\_LOG(5): LBP was banned again, however this time only for a week.