The Rare THX Trailer Made By Walt Disney

I am in hell right now. THX hell that is. Seriously, these lost trailers never stop coming, do they?

Anyways, I was at Target with my mom. We got some popsicles, a Cars toy, a Donkey Kong plush, FNAF books, and some strawberries. Then, we went to the DVD section to find something rare.

I started by looking in the clearance bin. After about 10 seconds of looking, I found, yet again, another rare THX trailer.

The cover consisted of Mickey Mouse, Winnie the Pooh, Dipper Pines, Scrooge McDuck, Phineas and Ferb, Anne Boonchoy, and Cricket Green in the Disney castle background. There was text at the top saying “The Rare THX Trailer Made By Walt Disney.”

Similar to The Rare THX Trailer Made By Nickelodeon I saw, it didn’t come in a boxset. It was just a standalone DVD.

I showed my mom the DVD and she said we could buy it.

We went to the cashier lady and she told us it was free and we were happy to get it. We then drove home.

Once we got home, my mom told me she was going to a friend’s house. I told her I wanted to stay at the house because I wanted to watch the DVD. She replied with “okay” and then she drove off.

Right off the bat, I put the DVD in my DVD player, made some popcorn and a drink, and sat back to enjoy.

The first thing it started with was the Walt Disney Home Entertainment logo. Then, it showed me a language selection.

The languages were English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Japanese, and Russian. I chose English because, well, I’m sure you can guess why by now.

It then showed a montage of clips from Mickey Mouse Works to Big City Greens. Then it finally took me to the menu.

The menu was like all the other ones, it featured characters inside different colored boxes. The options were the same, as well. I pressed Play and when I did, surprise surprise, another warning. It said,

“This trailer was made for the release of “Us”, despite not being THX-certified and is not recommended for people with sensory issues. Viewer discretion is advised.”

“Ah, crap.” I said in disbelief. “Here we go again.”

The trailer started with a shot of Mickey’s house in Toontown. Inside, Mickey was having a conversation with his friends, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, and Pluto.`

Mickey then paced back and forth, mentioning each of his friends' names.

“Minnie?”

“Here.” Minnie said.

“Donald?”

“Present.” Answered Donald.

“Daisy?’

“Here.” Daisy said.

“Goofy?”

“Hyuck. Here.” Goofy said.

“Pluto?”

Pluto barked, getting Mickey's attention.

“Good, everyone is here.” Mickey said. “Okay, gang, I wanted to talk with you all about a crazy red robot that’s been traveling the multiverse killing innocent people since he thinks they fear him and his logo.”

"Gawrsh! How horrible!" Goofy said.

"If I see that big palooka, I'll teach him a lesson!" Donald said, about to throw a tantrum.

"Guys, I don't think we should've talked about him." Minnie said.

"Why's that?" Daisy asked.

"Because the robot's right behind us!" Minnie said, pointing at something behind them.

Everyone turned around and they saw Tex.

"Hello, homies." Tex said, grinning. "Whatcha doing tonight?"

"You listen here!" Mickey said. "You have been murdering innocent people for far too long! You should just listen to those people and leave them alone!"

Tex just chuckled after Mickey said that. "Oh, you'll need to do more than that to stop me!"

After Tex said that, he vanished without a trace. Everyone became confused.

Just then, a saw impaled Goofy’s chest. Goofy became stunned.

It was shown that it was Tex who stabbed Goofy in the chest.

Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy and Pluto gasped when they saw Goofy getting killed.

Goofy's corpse then fell to the ground.

"Who else wants to get tortured by the T-Man?" Tex asked, grinning with his yellowish teeth.

"Nobody does!" Daisy yelled. She ran towards Tex to lay a punch on him, but when she punched him, Tex punched her into the wall.

"Man, what a "duck" move!" Tex said, making a joke. "Now it's time to teach you a lesson."

Tex then took out his Moo Can and tipped it upside down and created a shockwave, causing Daisy and Donald to fly into portals that resembled hell.

I heard what sounded like flames engulfing, Daisy shrieking loudly, and Donald letting out his signature yelling.

"That'll teach them." Tex said.

Tex then looked at Mickey, Minnie and Pluto before saying "Now, it's time to kill the rest of you."

"Let's get out of here!" Mickey yelled. He, Minnie and Pluto ran to the door, but Tex said "You're not going anywhere."

A portal to a shark-infested ocean appeared in front of them. Mickey easily avoided the portal, but Minnie and Pluto were no match.

Minnie and Pluto accidentally ran into the portal and fell in the ocean. Just then, tons and tons of sharks surrounded them. More and more sharks kept appearing until they all mauled Minnie and Pluto as Minnie was heard screaming while Pluto was heard howling loudly.

The portal then closed. Mickey then confronted Tex by saying "You, sir, are a disgrace to the world! You need to be put in jail for 20 years until you've learned your lesson!"

"Sorry, mouse, but the truth is, I'll never learn my lesson! Now goodbye!" Tex said. He snapped his fingers as a hole in the ground appeared. Mickey fell into it as he screamed. "Bye, bye, mouse." At the bottom of the hole was a lava pit. Right before Mickey fell into the lava pit, the hole closed.

Tex then flew out of the house laughing evilly as we get a bird's eye view of Toontown, now on fire. The screen cut to black, but the trailer wasn't over.

It cut to a shot of The Hundred Acre Wood, where Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore were on night duty.

"Pooh, what are we doing this late at night?" Piglet asked Pooh.

"We're on night duty in case of any strange things that tend to happen during the night." Pooh said.

"And why are we on night duty?" Tigger asked.

"Well, I've heard some news that someone is on a killing spree lately, and he might kill us next." Pooh said.

"Sounds horrible!" Rabbit said.

"I don't think he'll find us though." Eeyore said. "After all, he doesn't even know where we-"

At that moment, Pooh and his friends heard Tex’s evil laughter.

"Um, what was that?" Tigger asked.

"I don't know." Rabbit said.

"I hope it's Christopher Robin." Piglet hoped.

After Piglet said that, Tex dropped down in front of them.

"Hey there, forest animals." Tex said. "Nice to see you."

"Oh, bother. It's him!" Pooh said. He then grimaced and confront Tex.

"Now look here, red robot. You have no right to kill people just because they were afraid of a certain logo. You should just leave them alone or just accept the fact that they don't like you!"

"That is pretty hostile but...I'm still gonna kill you." Tex said, as he grabbed out his chainsaw.

Piglet gasped and said "Let's get out of here!"

They all ran away from Tex screaming. Tex then said. "Come back! You haven't seen the T-Man's magic tricks yet!"

Tex pressed the button on his chest to activate his jetpack and flew after them, swinging his chainsaw around.

Just then, Eeyore tripped over a rock and couldn't get up.

Pooh stopped and said "Eeyore!"

Tex flew over to Eeyore and said "Forget about him, I'll take care of him myself!"

Pooh was concerned, before he ran back to his friends.

"What are you going to do to me?" Eeyore asked worriedly.

Tex then chuckled. "Don't worry, I'll end your life painlessly and softly."

He lifted his chainsaw in the air and swung it down on Eeyore, but right before it made contact with him, it cut to Pooh and his friends still running, before they found a tree to hide behind.

"Okay, we should be safe here from that robot." Pooh said, panting.

"Are you sure?" Tigger asked. He took a peek to see if Tex was there, but thankfully, he wasn't. "Huh, sure enough. I guess we will be safe--"

Tigger's sentence was interrupted by Tex teleporting in front of them like a jumpscare and pushing them into a portal to hell as they screamed. There was sudden fiery explosion as they went through the portal. The screen then cut to black.

It then cut to a shot of Gravity Falls Forest. Dipper and Mabel were talking to Stan, Soos and Wendy about Tex.

(W.I.P.)