Junkyard Kings

## Summary

Recap:   Our ragtag group of Edgerunners found themselves employed by Skip Slate, a small time fish trying to swim in a big pond.

Stalone makes one hell of an entrance before meeting his new employer.  Flying his gyrocopter diving from the pilot’s seat.  The copter veers to the left and crashes down, a barely functional wreck.  Stalone tucks and rolls landing gracefully, as he stands to face the diner, the fuel pooling from the gyro ignites behind him in a fiery explosion.  As the others gather and head inside. They are waived over by their would-be employer.

Skip sells them on the heist.  He needs a truck, he did the homework, they gotta get to Playland and get the fake access badges for Papi’s Wreckers and go and get him the truck.  That’s it.  Looking like an easy gig the runners sign on.

Before even making it to playland tempers flare as Sanaa and M argue over a ride in Dubu.  Y4M and Stalone pile into a hastily repaired GyroCopter, M chooses to pile into a combat cab with Callie and Oleg rather than be left behind.

The crew make it to playland, and wind their way through the back streets and alleyways to their destination.  Echoing through the alleyways the pint size voices of a bunch of kids screaming catches the crew’s attention.  “These ID’s sucked man, we couldn’t even get any SMASH.”   Y4M, ever the bad influence was quick to offer smash to the youths in exchange for information.  With the bravado of youth and lack of common sense the kids pressed their luck and refused to comply.  That was until one of them spotted Sanna with a rocket launcher.  Quickly realizing she was in over her head, one kid ran off, while one doubled down.   Oleg fires a “warning” shot telling the kid to behave and he can still have some smash.

Not to be outdone by her peers Callie Kid Killer was born.  A shotgun blast drops the headstrong juve leaving him burning and unconscious.  But damnit Jim she’s a doctor!  She stabilizes him, only for his still smoldering jacket to cause him to slip away again.  Seeing the horror Oleg saves the child from Callie and whisks him away to Y4M’s conapt.  Back on the street an argument is brewing again between Sanna and M.  Dubu left alone was taken for a spin by a sweaty, greasy M.  At M’s insistence all he was doing was “warming the seat up” A Lucky Vendit saved Sanaa from absolute revulsion.

The crew realized the kids were beating up Freddy Glasses over the dubious nature of his forgeries.  In turn they chose to analyze his work for themselves.  They looked like access badges.  Satisfied they left Freddy to his own vices.

The crew made their way to Papi’s Wreckers and with nothing but a costume change to the Stealth Chicken Suit for Y4M they brazenly entered the Junkyard.  Shocked by the intruder in a chicken suit the security supervisor comes running to investigate.

Circling above in the Gyrocopter, M and Stalone see their chance.  M dives from the gyro only to be caught in a hail of bullets after the turret emplacement fails to recognize his counterfeit badge.  Watching the events unfold the bewildered security supervisor sits helplessly as the blades of the gyrocopter sever his leg and crack his skull.  He has a job to do.  He crawls, one muddy, bloody meter at a time swearing an unholy oath of vengeance on the one they called Stalone.

Y4M stumbles into the unguarded truck and manages to start it.  She hits the gas and lurches backwards, staring through tear-soaked eyes she flails her arms wildly in frustration and manages to knock it into drive.  She punches the gas barely missing M and rockets forward.

Witnessing a man use a gyrocopter as a weapon was the singularly most attractive thing Sanaa has ever seen, and after that man uses a rocket to vanquish his foes the only sound ringing in Sanaa’s ears was Whitesnake’s 1987 super smash hit “Is this Love”.  She offered that man a ride in Dubu, that man accepted, that man was Stalone.

Racing away after the rest of the crew jumps on board the truck, our intrepid team is beset upon by security forces intent on either stopping them.  It was over before it started, as their leathers couldn’t protect them from the superior firepower the crew was wielding.  One by one each rider met his maker.

The crew made their way back to Skip Slate with the truck intact, and a reward for a job well done.

## Loot

* Callie | Brenna (3)  //300 EB// 30IP// 7DT
* M  //300 EB/ 30IP// 7DT
* Y4M-Y4M  //300 EB// 30IP// 7DT
* Stalone | Josue (7)  //300 EB// 30IP// 7DT
* Sanaa | Rysk  //300 EB// 30IP// 7DT