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1. @P-P do you have nickelodeon in israeli
2. I'm hearing suggestive sounds.
3. why are you harambe british nicelings like you aren't supposed to be fans of memes
4. I'M HEARING INCIDENT SOUNDS OUTSIDE
5. I kiss people as a sign of affection and likism. @Apj @Custard
6. why do uk children wear school uniforms like japanese weebs
7. @Apj is your mom pretty
8. HAND NOSE AND MOUTH DISEASE.... EXISTS?
9. @Apj what does your mom do to you
10. I want to see Apj's mom and her beauty. ;\_;
11. WATAT, RP IS ACTION-BASED.
12. Unacceptable behavior! The lord admins must always be befriended with admins!
13. I NEED APJ AND CUSTARD
14. Apj, I'm scared of Father Chewbacca.
15. Alola looks lit. @Jes
16. @Watat you care about nothing except silly wacky cartoons
17. @Watat It is to me. Badbutt buff tigers=slayed
18. I like 4 packs because they're handsome.
19. @Jes show me your 6 pack
20. WATAT SHOW ME YOUR 4 PACK
21. I wish, but he's chubbier and wubby bubby 16 year old cake lovers are not classified as buffy slayers. @Watat
22. don't you love my beauty @Jes
23. vic you're outdated
24. @Jnk show me your 4 pack
25. @Apj Show me your NONE pack!
26. 16 year old Englandian cake investors aren't buff. >:(
27. \*kisses apj and watat\*
28. I hope that we can do inapp things in CPI. :D
29. why do englandians sleep at primetime
30. @CPW update your avatar, british punk
31. \*kisses apj and wf\*
32. It's related to importancy.
33. \*makes out with seth\*
34. Making out with people is NOT action-based.
35. how do I do stoutland, bae @Watat
36. I am thankful for Apj, Seth, WikiaFrog, Twinkie, Custard, and Watatsuki for being sweetie pusses. (blush) (blush) (blush)
37. CUSTARD MARRY APJ AND GET A BABY NAMED MIMI
38. I triple double swirl dare you!
39. \*grabs seth and makes out with him violently\* <3 <3 <3
40. I FREAKING LOVE HIM. (blush)
41. because seth and I do.... suggestive stuff in twitter
42. LILLIE IS FEMALE CAUSE OF HER BODY SCIENCE.
43. Notice the similarity in scientifical logic though?
44. I NEED TO KISS APJ. :(
45. \*repeatedly kisses apj\*
46. excuse me my butt! ;P
47. @Apj my signs of logical examination between you two
48. @Watat RP. Is. Action-based.
49. @Watat it's not a category
50. @Watat can I take off your penguin clothes please <3
51. I wanna see the admins' secksee bodies since they're 16-23 year old males <3 <3 <3
52. @Fuzzy can I see your body
53. \*takes off top\*
54. \*starts shaking like a girl\*
55. \*kisses fuzzy\*
56. PICTURED FOOTAGE OF ME AND FUZZY'S GRAND MOMENT (blush) http://prntscr.com/dbvyka
57. do you like my topless self :) @Watat
58. jes you're outdated
59. @Yoshi this is america, a country of free chatisms
60. \*kisses on the lip\*
61. @Watat I don't. I'm normal.
62. LUNALA IS FANCY CUZ I SAID SO
63. I have logic that only I can see. @Jnk
64. you need to get into the cool crowd right now @Apj
65. @Apj because you're british and fat
66. and also a cake eater
67. Cake Englandians are not fond of radical stuff. According to my brain search.
68. your mom sucks, you should adopt my dad
69. @Apj what is your brother's name? Coolio?
70. Well I need Watat so I can ask him to message Splaat something.
71. JES HELP ME OUT OVER HERE OR ELSE.
72. Watat answer me you son of an admin.
73. @Jeserator How do I make Seth like Splaat again? Give me advice since you're the nicer latter of the admins.
74. SETH, JUST STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OKAY I NEEDED YOU TO FOLLOW MY MESSAGE AND YOU DIDN'T CARE THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO BE DEMOTED FOR BREAKING TRUSTS
75. @Watat Seth still ain't gonna listen. Demote him.
76. why does he even deserve to still be rollback if he WON'T LISTEN TO MY MESSAGES
77. I'M OFFICIALLY PLACING YOU IN THE DEMOTION PROJECT.
78. You're just too ignorant and selfish to have rights.
79. know your searching seeking @Fire
80. you're grand admin so you have the power to teach seth a lesson
81. @Custard can you just know the qualities of rp logic
82. @Custard DO YOU UNDERSTAND DELAY REALIZATIONS?
83. @Watat you've been ignorant recently
84. @Custard How can I get you guys to like Splaat again? By defeating Kukui all by myself? Huh? What do ya say?
85. @CPWCA do you think it's okay to be patient
86. Herbs are smelly damn good for you tho.
87. ooh this herb looks like corn
88. @Custard moons are manly too
89. @Custard you forgot body study again, huh
90. I'm the only one who can ship my own ships.
91. @Apj whats your cats name
92. Is Graveler or Golem better stat-wise? @CPWCA
93. Seems like Golem has a better Attack rate...
94. how can one defeat kukui by using only a magikarp
95. CPWCA was very nice to conversate with me, but Apj will forever be #1 for now until the rest lighten up and then they'll all be #1 in my heart.
96. are pokemon trainers slaves
97. kawkeet's too chat-inactive >:(
98. CUSTRADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
99. It's a MYSELF THING.
100. Get your logic straight.
101. also users with rights must respond to pms at all times
102. watat why you a girl
103. @Apj there are a very few englandian cake eaters that like anime, unfortunately
104. @Apj this is why you're #1, you talk a lot
105. it's boring here without watat and kawkeet
106. @Watat unacceptable grammar for administry
107. you're parkour as heck
108. @Seth this is why you're the most parkour teen ever, more than the other legends worldwide >:(
109. get splaat hobbies for my caring sake \*slaps\*
110. @WF I know that the story stinks.
111. and you should feel stinky ;P
112. @Watat stop typing sarcastically, every admin has a right to get along well >:(
113. I like WikiaFrog's cheeky PMs. <3
114. @Apj then why are you still on chat? it's past your englandian bedtime!
115. @Apj custard what englandian event is happening
116. It's past your Englandian bedtime though! Know your logic! @Custard
117. YOU NEED TO STOP BEING CHAT-INACTIVE. \*hugs tightly\* @Kawkeet
118. @Kawkeet Replace Shurow with Jes. He improved drastically. (blush)
119. extremely difficult is what parkour means
120. @Apj Because admins are always responsible for mendling relationships.
121. they also need to get along if they want to fit into the quality brand
122. \*slaps watat for encouraging people who are wrong\*
123. Good thing Apj is now a grand drastic goodie. @Austin
124. @wATAT WHERE ARE YOU? JAIL??
125. it makes men look even more deliciously cute <3 <3 <3 @Apj
126. Yes. I am my own gender.
127. The 3rd gender is unidentified.
128. Men, Women, and Unidentified.
129. @Watat But Lunala is cheeky goooooood.
130. KAWKEET YOU'RE CHAT-ACTIVE AGAIN! PLEASE BE CHAT-ACTIVE EVERY DAY! :D
131. @Kawkeet Don't be incorrect. Stay with me. \*embraces tightly\*
132. @Kawkeet Now it's time that I shall make you get interested in Splaat. >:)
133. since you're grand admin and all
134. \*kisses kawkeet\* stay. with. me. >:(
135. @Kawkeet But it's AFFECTION. Know your dictionary.
136. Kawkeet makes me blush because of his grand adminicy. (blush)
137. I'M HEARING ROCKS BEING THROWN OUTSIDE
138. \*kisses custard's ears for healing\*
139. k is not acceptable in my grid
140. @Apj CPWCA is, he just isn't a talker, which is unacceptable for admin logic. >:(
141. SHUROW YOU SHOULD RETIRE BY NOW
142. \* Miss\_Sanrio grabs Shurow with big sticky hands and kisses him
143. \* Miss\_Sanrio then proceeds to lick him in the face to wipe off the stickiness
144. I have the best life out of all the users.
145. \* Miss\_Sanrio punks Shurow to make him look cooler
146. @Watat he's breaking administrator personality rules
147. Turn on means 18+!!!
148. @Apj custard is finally an anime girl fighting crime :D
149. @Apj you have to be interested in everything I pursuade you
150. most anime fans I know come from surburban world
151. apj answer me, it's my guideline
152. Apj likes cute girl brands!
153. @Apj Your avatar looks adorable. I can sense the girliness.
154. @Apj do you like pudding
155. @Watat jealous of those britishlings
156. @Apj I thought you listen to my commands??
157. the only thing what's holding the hype back is my pain of patience
158. @Watat You seem to be less hyped than usual with your negative attitude towards being patient.
159. @Watat soooooooo deliciously "beautiful" <3 <3 <3
160. @Apj your sense of adorability (blush)
161. CPWCA is a nice nub, don't even think about theorizing. @Je
162. @P-P NEVER be disrespectful to a user with grand rights.
163. I need to stop trigerring people, Jes!
164. kawkeet ain't dead, he's just too parkour for chat
165. watat stop being parkour
166. cpwca watat is a nub for not listening to my advice
167. when I speak french I sound british :(
168. I'm never gonna stopo cause every admin needs to have confidence in their set.
169. HYPER. GET RID OF THE EGGPLANTS. >:(
170. UNNECESSARINESS ALERT.
171. WHAT IS POPPING HAS ANYWAY?!
172. watat answer me you unconfident admin
173. watat please notice me more
174. @Watat Message Splaat. And don't make me pop has.
175. otherwise watat is being too parkourly threatening (crying)
176. Watat message him this instant or else!
177. @Watat Or else you won't be classified as quality admin until you message Splaat!
178. I NEED YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE
179. hehehehehehehehehehe
180. Watat won't explain to me on how to pop ha. @Jes
181. JES ANSWER ME TOO OR YOU'RE A NUB TOO
182. but watat ain't answering me cause he's ignorant
183. Watat Twinkie and Jes say goodnight to me!
184. @Watat Goodnight, incompitent one of my baes!
185. !tell Watatsuki how many has does alolan sandshrew even have
186. @P-P You're racits!
187. Stop giving me pressure, proof-askers!
188. trade with me watat trade with me watat
189. watat trade with me trade with me trade with me trade with me
190. @P-P YES. HOW DO I CHECK HIDDEN ABILITIES??
191. I NEED WATAT TO TRADE WITH ME
192. #DownWithIgnorantAndUnconfidentAdmins2016-2017
193. #DownWithUnconfidentWatatVicAndTooInactiveShurow2016
194. the only ability pokemon lets me see is the ability and not the ha >:(
195. @Custard you said slush rush was hiding!
196. @Watat Teach me how to SOS chain, you admin!
197. @Watat touhou is kinda inapp too
198. @Jes 3 word trademark? Girliest. Nub. Ever.
199. in bed cause they're typical englandians
200. Do it and don't be ignorant and unconfident, you're an ADMIN!
201. @Watat Nah, Kawkeet is harder than you. >:(
202. only americans stay up late at night ;P
203. @WF NJ IS FROM AMERICA.
204. watatttt don't be ignorant
205. watat don't be ignorant and answer my question
206. @Watat thoughts on my sailor mouth
207. I like swearing even though I'm only 14.
208. Decidueye is slick.
209. apj and custard should move in with me, cause I adore them <3
210. british gingers are rare >:(
211. ooh, gianna the ginger, that sounds like a good name :D
212. @Apj do you like girl culture
213. @Apj do you like girls with cake dresses
214. @Apj you need to give stuff a chance, don't you love me
215. apj secretly likes girl culture
216. @Kawkeet is app store compatible with your ipod
217. YOUR TOE IS EVILLLLL
218. @Kawkeet You need to download the Splaat app when it comes out pretty soon, I know how much I flatter you!
219. @Kawkeet apj should be head boss instead cause you won't do what I say >:(
220. kawkeet ain't parkour he just thinks klasky csupo is strange
221. @Custard kawkeet ain't parkour he's weird like shurow
222. Parkour=Doesn't do commands
223. @Kawkeet don't be ignorant, you're b-crat, this is unaccpetable
224. vic is too sour, he should go away, he's suspicious
225. @Apj does kawkeet really have a splaat shrine
226. WF AND APJ ANSWER ME
227. @Apj any uk bands you know from your childhood
228. @Watat You know I'm busy, right??
229. @Watat do you understand that I'm busy
230. it's pouring here help
231. @Twinkie I love everyone.
232. CUSTARD IS INB4ING SPLAAT.
233. I found the wat lady on reddit.
234. @Custard are you a patient person yet
235. I want all of the classic mascots to be in the official launch of CPI. I wanna hear Dot's sexsee voice. (blush)
236. APJ HOW ARE YOU STILL UP
237. @Seth are custard and watat impatient
238. cure CUSTARD has cherries on her choker :O
239. how come most admins don't do what I say
240. what does 22:00 gmt stand for in est
241. YES! I'LL BE AVAILABLE ON THAT DAY! :D @Watat
242. @Apj I name you leader of the year cuz you're more active than Kawkeet.
243. @CPWCA well watat doesn't deserve to win because he said that 2015 was bad cause I was here, which is why apj is better
244. @Apj when should we watch rapsittie street kids
245. apj is the one that's being false rn, I am the truther
246. @Apj He edits all day, and usually does it correctly. Modest about what he's doing and what he does to construct.
247. kawkeet is like.... IDK
248. why is cpwca later than you uk couple
249. I've been suspicious of Megg's lies for a while now.
250. oswald was a cheeky good show
251. chloe is a smart girl who gets fairies even though she's not dumb
252. @Custard have you even heard of FAIRY SHORTAGES (wat)
253. Is PST the same as Pacific?
254. apj it's past your bedtime
255. how are you englandians not asleep yet
256. go to bed you englandian @CPWCA
257. seth you play japanese games with harem protagonists :O
258. @Watat I'M DMING MEGG.
259. I've been using VHS since 2004/2005! And I was only in my toddler years!
260. I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW FOR REASONS
261. @Twinkie EXTREMELY BIG SPLAAT NEWS FLASH BUT I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING IRL RN
262. my hands are getting sick
263. ARE Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
264. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
265. I need CPWCA THIS INSTANT.
266. This is like AmourShipping levels of excitement!
267. Splaat is FINALLY HERE
268. @Apj where are your parents
269. grandma thinks the snacks made me crazy
270. @Watat did you scream and did anyone hear you irl
271. I was jumping in Splaat excitement then the house told me to stop cause I was gonna break the floor.
272. CPI Party? Is this like CP's version of immigration??
273. @Twinkie texas is a weird state
274. Santa should give me Apj's leftover cake.
275. @Apj Is your favorite person Santa because of his 1st Splaat webisode launch gift?
276. @Apj Before Splaat, what show premiere or show announcement slayed you the most?
277. APJ NO DEATH REFERENCES (stop)
278. @Apj what disco do you like
279. Calcium is a Canadian distant friend.
280. Not sure yet. I have to check if there's nothing important clashing in on my schedule.
281. JES, NEW SPLAAT VIDEO DROPPED JUST NOW.
282. CPWCA ANSWER ME ON FB
283. @Watat I told him to answer me on FB, you doofus.
284. CPWCA TALK TO WATAT YOU BUTT
285. Custard finally! \*kisses on left cheek\*
286. It's possible to kiss people who are in love.
287. Remember when Apj swore on CP?
288. CUSTARD IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME
289. @Watat Go! Princess Pretty Cure.
290. watat and custard why are you guys not answering me
291. I want Apj and Watat!
292. !seen Watatsuki STOP. LEAVING.
293. @Custard nah you and rapsittie both share the name beauty (blush)
294. be quiet, you sexist smithy
295. @WF did you really see the 2nd webisode of robosplaat
296. @Kawkeet wink wink (loafer)
297. kawkeet you're ignoring me
298. @Kawkeet just watch it again and don't skim through it this time, do ya hear me >=[
299. @Kawkeet you still have to do what I say tho, understand? >:(
300. @CPWCA you british ;P
301. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Ember! :)
302. "Let's all sing this FART together!"
303. @Apj You're lying especially to a hardtrusty Englandian. >:(
304. watat do what i sayyyy
305. @Watat change your icon or I'll officially qualify you as worst scrooge
306. So? Rarely active people are also scrooges too. But you're not, so change it! @Watat
307. @Vic you're handsome again
308. apj is b-crat, do what he says
309. @Watat cheekiest banter? macaron or custard
310. watat I'M NOT ENGLANDIAN
311. I HEARD A BOOM OUTSIDE O\_O
312. cpwca answer me, nub
313. APJ AND CPWCA. CHANGE YOUR AVVIES INTO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
314. I wanna start a review show.
315. @Watat ignoracy is great, just great
316. @Apj I wanna see how handsome you look!
317. apj answer me you dessert lover
318. apj why do you keep saying hype, splaat is as important, so why not anything longer?
319. Well, tomorrow marks the 1 week anniversary of the 1st Splaat webisode! :D
320. custard leave me alone, this is serious matetr
321. what if I never joined this wiki
322. watat this is serious matter we're talking about >:(
323. I should've been president still.
324. Me and CPWCA are getting screwed! (crying)
325. @Apj Splaat is starting to get suspicious about us. We're screwed.
326. @Apj go to grammar school ;P
327. I tease the ones I love!!
328. @Apj how are the grandchildren doing
329. no one dies every minute except for bugs :)
330. and my spit
331. @Apj I'm scared right now. Hold me.
332. WATAT DON'T BE IGNORANT AND TELL US
333. also the construction guy never came to fix my soggy, corrupt room
334. I'm just stunned that there is a way to revive yourself. O\_O
335. custard answer me ignorant nub
336. @Watat M&Ms are delicious fam.
337. @Watat he a tough lad O\_O
338. @Watat Team Skull delivers topper banter. (donger)
339. wow russia is weird .\_.
340. wedding pic when @Custard @Apj
341. custard your jokes are so parkour XD
342. @Apj @Custard but I want to see you two finally becoming gay (crying)
343. @Custard do you like girl stuff
344. but I wanna see how handsome apj looks :(
345. screw it I'm done with riyita's "news"
346. @Watat Nope. I've matured now. :)
347. @Jes not truthful at all, I only believe the outside
348. @Apj I remember when I used to hate Watat, now I'm in love with him. (blush) And I remember when you were married to Shurow.
349. watat hold me apj ain't here
350. apj is me and custard's bae (crying)
351. @custard I can have 2 loves at once tho
352. cpwca answer me you nub >:(
353. british nubs don't watch japan :( @Watat
354. I'm gtg. Don't miss me.
355. I hate when Englandian nubs leave. >:(
356. No one has heard a dank voice like mine before, that's clear evidence.
357. omg it's past my bedtime :O
358. custard go to bed you englandian
359. the only person that's gonna die in january 1 is my sanity
360. FANDOM POWERED BY WIKIA!
361. I love guys and Super Mario Galaxy. <3
362. I especially love Apj.
363. @Custard I love you too. <3
364. jnk are you a magic 8 ball >:(
365. !tell CustardTheWikiBird best mixtape of 2016?
366. yeah watat is mr gay alright :D
367. apj and custard are even mrer gayer :D
368. how the hell do you even know precure you penguinist
369. pray for the best and hope for the worst
370. if a house fled, no computer would work lol
371. my bro is stronger than ever
372. no he just did miles and got stronger and can jump higher
373. he ran in the night today and buffed himself up
374. @Twinkie he got stronker every day by running in the night everyday
375. he got stronker during production, same thing as my bro
376. help I'm being called "chaotic evil" for liking furry jokes