Emo Gurl

Emo Gurl was one of the members of the dance troupe The Erudancers is now considered a soul sister of the M&M family.

## Emo Gurl

### Alternate Name

Hermanubis, Saudaa, Emay Oro Guarda-Lopez

### Relationships

Miss Green (soul sister)Bun Bun (soul sister-in-law)

Fetus (soul aunt)

Cletus (soul aunt)

the Green Boonies (soul second cousins)

Miss Red (soul sister)

Chovelina the She-Devil (soul sister-in-law)

the Red Boonies (soul aunt)

Miss Yellow (soul sister)

Emoji de la Manzana (soul sister-in-law)

## Early Life to Adulthood

Emo Gurl (real name: Emay Oro Guarda-Lopez) was born in Black Rain, Emoia a now extinct state that was originally located in what is now West Pixistan. In Emo culture, gender is extremely fluid. Emo Gurl had three parents, Emola (transitioned between mom and dad), Etrea (transitioned between mom, dad, and a combination between the two called mod), and Edward (transitioned between agender parent and dad). Emo Gurl similarly went through different phases of gender identity until she mainly settled on emofemme when she was 16.

The land of Emoia was rich with a lush, black forest known as the Thix. Emo Gurl enjoyed playing in the Thix with her friends and helped her family forage for emoshrooms, emoberries, and emovegis. The people of Emoia are vegan. The consumption of animal meat was forbidden. Emo Gurl's family worked at a vegan food restaurant that mimicked a barbecue diner. The family would gather emoshrooms and emonuts and prepare them into a steak-like meal served with rice and blaccberries. Emo Gurl enjoyed working at the bar of the restaurant, mixing all kinds of drinks to make delicious combinations. She made a popular drink named after herself (The Emo Gurl Swirl) that helped her have a stable income so she could go shopping with friends.

Emo Gurl's peaceful life ended when Pixi's air force dropped a nuclear bomb on Black Rain. The only reason Emo Gurl survived was because she was in the Thix, away from the epicenter of the blast that was nearby her family restaurant. Although the restaurant was closed because Etrea and Emola were both sick, Emo Gurl's parents were still vulnerable to the explosion. The bomb upended the entire town of Black Rain, blowing away homes and ripping away streets. Moviestars closest to the explosion vaporized instantly with only their shadows left imprinted on the ground. Moviestars that were a bit farther had their skin and eyeballs melt off. Emo Gurl was still hit by a wave of radiation and suffered keloids. Emo Gurl was exposed to even more toxic levels of radiation when she went searching through the rubble for her parents. She almost barely recognized them since they had become fused together in a mass of flesh and muscle because of the blast of the bomb. Emo Gurl put them out of their misery by banging their heads with a brick. Emo Gurl then searched for Edward, who fortunately survived. Edward had also been in the forest looking for medicinal emoberries. Emo Gurl, Edward, and the remaining survivors of the nuclear bomb hiked to the next town over called Dystopia. There, they were treated for their wounds and were able to recover a bit more. Unfortunately, the hospital needed to evacuate because Pixi's planes were spotted. As the planes dropped their bombs, Emo Gurl and Edward were shuttled off into large busses to an even farther town called Bleeding Heart. Emo Gurl and Edward lived there for a while before the town met Pixi's army. Emo Gurl and Edward fought alongside the townspeople to ward off the army as hard they could, but they were captured. Pixi's army had automatic weapons that killed the majority of the townspeople before they could even swing their axes. Emo Gurl and Edward were captured and sent to live in East Pixistan.

Emo Gurl entered the Moviestar Youth League later than most moviestars and thus had to be enrolled in remedial classes which caused her to be bullied. When Emo Gurl graduated, she went to Pixi Star Community College and transferred to Pixi State University where she majored in philosophy. She met up with Bun Bun and Miss Green through their dance troupe, the Erudancers. After the Erudancers split up following the birth of Fernando's child, Cletus, Emo Gurl joined the *Green Gurlz* band playing the drums. When the band went under an indefinite hiatus, Emo Gurl settled down in an apartment nearby Miss Green. She would stop by weekly to deliver food for the boonies and babysit them. In the meantime, she was attending theology school to work in an emo church. Emo Gurl had gotten in contact with some other former citizens of Emoia by discovering it at a mansion by Star Mall (In Pixistan, religions besides Pixism are forbidden to be practiced in public. Citizens can only practice them in private spaces.). The mansion not only functioned as a place of worship but also as a emo school where religious scholars interpreted sacred emo texts, held classes for students, ran food and clothing drives, and provided temporary lodging. Emo Gurl enrolled into School of Emoism to be an Emergemo, a member of the clergy in charge of rituals.

## After Miss Red's Death

Emo Gurl initially had a lot of animosity towards Bun Bun because she thought he could have been more participatory in Miss Red's incantation preparation. But after praying with a statue of the Emo goddess of renewal, Nuevaëmosa, she came to forgive him. This is because in Emoism, there are four deities: Daraluzemo (deity of birth), Vivemo (deity of growth), Mortemo (god of death), and Nuevaëmosa. These four deities are believed to recycle the universe over and over again until it becomes a paradise for all. Emoists believe that they can help the deities do this by leading their lives as dictated by the Leëmo, an anthology of nine sacred texts. Thus, Emo Gurl believed that forgiving Bun Bun would help give power to Nuevaëmosa.

## After Miss Green's Death

By the time Miss Green had passed, Emo Gurl had already become an emergemo. To her great sadness horror, she found herself organizing the ritual to honor Miss Green's life. Emo Gurl was able to carry out the ritual successfully, which brought her lots of honor in the emo church. But right when the ritual ended, Emo Gurl broke down and announced that she needed time to mourn. The emo church understood and did not question. Emo Gurl retreated to her home where she spent each day praying to the four gods, meditating, fasting, and other religious practices to center herself. Emo Gurl returned after one month.

## After Miss Yellow's Death

At this point, Emo Gurl had become numb to the deaths in her life and went on to prepare the emo ritual for Miss Yellow. Since she was the soul sister of the M&M boonies, she effectively became their soul mother. Looking after the boonies proved to be quite difficult. Although Miss Yellow's boonies were behaved enough to learn about Emoism and attend emo church with her, the Green Boonies were much too violent. The Red Boonies were constantly embroiled in criminal operations, and Emo Gurl did not want to get involved. Thus, Emo Gurl just looked after Miss Yellow's boonies, making sure they go to boonie school on time and cover their therapy fees.

## Fun Facts

* Emo Gurl won a competition in her regional Emo Chanting Competition. She was able to chant the word "Emo" 120 times in one minute.
* Every new moon, Emo Gurl conducts seances with Miss Green, Miss Red, and Miss Yellow for advice. They communicate by forming cracks upon a black tortoise shell roasted over an emo fire (a fire with black flames made from the sacred Dendranegra Tree.
* As an Emergemo, Emo Gurl plays a role in several aspects of emo church. She writes poems and songs, sings and plays musical instruments, choreographs dances, prepares food, leads rituals, interprets holy texts, runs charity events, and much, much more.
* The emo church is funded by donations alone but also by side hustles. Emo Gurl's side hustle is boonie babysitting.