List All Your Weird Problems Here!

Well, this is just a wonderful page to list all your weird problems, just as the title would suggest. Enjoy! :)

### Gildie’s Weird Problems

* Well. I have mental breakdowns over weird things. They generally come as a by-product of stress and distraction, and eventually escalate into uncontrollable laughter, being overall weird, possibly fangirling, and slightly insane short-circuited comments. It's fun
* When I don't know what to say, I have a really bad habit of just ad-libbing some random thing, so you might hear me say, for instance, "Welp, all that's great, and soooo yeah" even if it has literally nothing to do with the conversation at hand
* I nickname most dogs "sausage". BUT THEY'RE TOO ADORABLE TO BE CALLED ANYTHING ELSE AND I dON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE LOOK AT ME WEIRDLY WHEN I TELL THEM THAT BECAUSE THE NICKNAME SUITS THEM SO WELLLLL
* I occasionally make references to things that nobody understands. They're not even from fandoms sometimes, they're just references from random things lol
* I have problems with doors. Multiple times, I've ran straight into doors just expecting that they'll open with the impact, but they don't and I just end up looking like an idiot. For example, my friend and I might be talking, and we'll be walking through two doors. The friend turns the knob and walks through like a normal person. I, on the other hand, just slam into the door, push it once, and then realize there's actually one of those press-handle things that I wasn't pressing when I ran into the door.
* Whenever a group chat dies, I always try to revive it by posting something out-of-context that makes absolutely no sense and I get great pleasure out of seeing my friends' confused responses.
* It continues. That's all I can think of right now because I'm too tired to concentrate and I don't have time to list any more because of too much homework lol

### Bluejay’s Weird Problems

* Sometimes I laugh for like ten minutes over random things. And I have this weird laugh that sounds sort of like a hyena, and people just look at me like what.
* Don‘t mention chopped chiky to me. Just don’t.
* Sometimes when I’m talking about something that I’m really obbsesed with or love, I just can’t have a valid conversation. I want to ask you what your favorite part about it is, or talk about it, but I’m just like, \*fangirls excessively\*

### A. Fan's Weird Problems

* I keep making all these great fandom references, but no one understands them. :(
* I trip too often. I CAN TRIP OVER AIR. THIS TAKES TALENT.
* I will never be satisfied (An example of #1 right here.)
* I procrastinate waaaaaaaayyyy- ugh I'll finish this later XD.
* I can never actually think of things when it's important.

### Cricket’s Weird Problems

* I trip on the stairs at least once a day and I *still* race my cat up the stairs (she’s *fast*)
* I spam my friend who also reads KotLC way too much. (Memes, quotes, wiki references)
* Half of my bed is books, half is where I sleep, and my cat sleeps on my face.
* I don’t play video games, watch TV/YouTube/Netflix, or read Harry Potter DON’T KILL ME.
* I used to think i was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure...
* INSTANT GRATIFICATION MONKEY *ONLY*. Seriously, he’s all I’ve got.
* My parents say I “read too much”. Is that a thing?
* I see my memories in 3rd person. Is that normal? Please tell me.
* I only like the white part of watermelons.

## = Starflight's Weird Problems

* I have multiple songs stuck in my head at the same time
* While we're on the topic of tripping, I trip over my TIED SHOELACES!! Regularly!!!
* I still haven't seen Star Wars (any of them) or any Marvel movies. The closest thing to a superhero movie that I've seen was Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
* I kinda sorta fangirl over Warriors to the point where I scream at my friends about how what happened to Cinderpelt was unfair. They broke her leg for no reason! Then she couldn't be a warrior and had to be a medicine cat! Then she died from a stupid badger! And then they gave her a second life that didn't even work! THEY DID IT ALL WRONG! They stuffed her soul in with another soul, that's not gonna work! They need to give her her own soul! Then they had Cinderpelt's soul direct Cinderheart (the other soul) to the medicine den! THE WHOLE POINT WAS SO THAT SHE *WASN'T* A MEDICINE CAT!!!
	+ I also do this for Ivypool, Hollyleaf, Brightheart (THEY NEVER GAVE HER A APPRENTICE!! other than Jayfeather, who was her apprentice for less than a moon, Briarlight, and like sixteen other cats
* I kinda sorta hate Fitz ~~please don't hate me~~ and also Sophitz ~~please don't kill me~~ and I prefer Keefie ~~please don't annihilate me~~
* I go on Fandom too much (according to my parents)
* I read too much (also according to my parents)

## Schwane's Weird Problems

* I think that im going to get food poisoning all the time
* Everyone at school hates me
* My two friends accuse me of killing their children? (WE'RE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL)
* People tease me over shipping myself with book characters
* I read about eight 300 page books a week
* I am writing a book and have traumatic stress about it

## Adri's Weird Problems

* None of my friends have ever heard of KotLC
* I'm writing, like, five books right now?
* I obsess over spelling correctly.
* My friend is always going "Shrek is my favorite anime/You gotta have Cheese Whiz.

## Luna’s Weird Problems

* I give names to people I know, and no one ever uses them.
* I cry over books.
* My favourite food is lettuce.
* I hate pears. (Why? Doctor Who.)
* I read and write ALL THE TIME.
* My friends are surprised that I can make other freinds.

## Icy's (IceBlueEyes) weird problems

* I can't type. Every word in this sentence was typed wrong at least once.
* I am obsessed with art, but I can only draw two things, bubble letters and fancy designs.
* I CAN'T STAND LONG FINGERNAILS! It's my main OCD
* I have a bad habit of covering my hand in fancy designs. People think it's henna and then I crack up.
* I am scared of putting things in the oven and eating zuccini
* I can't go more than two days without chewing gum
* I always quote Kotlc and Harry Potter but nobody understands me.
* I name all of my favorite school supplies
* I HATE BANANAS
* No matter how hard I try, I can never successfully make a sunny side up egg

## Bookperson's Weird Problems

* I have an addiction to perfect spelling and grammar
* I cannot sit in a public space without a fear of germs
* Gum on a random place makes me feel like wanting to vomit
* I read and write waaaayyyyy to much
* Sometimes I just randomly naruto run around my house
* I have to sit on the edge of a row of desks or by myself otherwise it just feels weird.

## Mai's Weird Problems

* Nobody understands me because I speak in a mixture of duck, musical, and book.
* I can't see when my eyes are closed
* I can trip on a perfectly smooth floor
* I keep 8 packs of gum in my backpack, and have used up all the gum by the end of the month. (at the maximum....)
* I like putting dish towels on my cat's back, so it looks like he's a superhero

## Natha's Weird problems

* I'm a procrastinator
* When I watch TV shows or read books and my parents are at home, I will scream, cry, kick things, run through the house etc. but if I'm alone, I'm completely quiet
* I enjoy reading in public. For example on the bench in front of our local supermarket. Sometimes I sit there and just cry because my fav character died or something. About a week ago, I did this and an old lady sat down next to me and asked why I was crying and then comforted me
* I write A LOT (my mother tongue is german and I like writing on english but the outcome is a hybrid language between german and english not even I can understand)
* I absolutely love ducks (because of memes with Will and Jace Herondale)
* If I watch a show/movie or read a book again I enjoy scenes where someone is sad or someone dies
* Everytime I enter or leave a room I hit something (mostly elbows and shoulders) on the frame

## emeraldweapons’ Weird Problems

1. I cant spel properlee

3. i cant cownt

4z. is this the real life

\*Gildie-Everblaze would like to interject here\*

IS THIS JUST FANTASYYYYYYYYYYY

CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

NO ESCAPE FROM REALITYYYYYYYYYYY

\*okay she'll leave now\*

4za).i get confuzzled by nambers and werds ezily

x. I have problems

1s. THANK YOU GILDIE-EVERBLAZE

2d. i randomly scream at puddles

3d. this is a centence

sV.6V.Ul:gV.6V.Rb - BEY! BLADE! BURST!

## Bernice’s Weird Problems

1. inanimate objects are sentient right?

2. oink oink im a pig. and also a cat. and also a mechanical golem aaaaaaaaa im so confused

3. oh wow i hAte this fooD can i hAve some MoRe

4. why did straing dux dy whyyyyyyyy

5. quack quack nobody understands my strange duck references in accordance with the prophecy

6. like blorf said, “yAHOO mY nAME iS nOT bLORF tHATS wEIRD rIGHT”

7. what is big brain anymore

8 BEES NOT WASPS
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9. Wait! But the turtle died in accordance with the prophecy in this economy?

### Katarakinnie's weird problems

* my room is too small i have claustrophobia now
* i want a duck tattoo
* i try to not get people falling for me and try to act distant as possible but people still fall iifor me ;c
* i have too much homework unfinished because of other projects
* bad grammr is sucky but i still want to use
* im slowly turning dumber and dumber, on 1/8/2021 i said harder instead of louder when telling my dad to turn the music louder, "turn the music harder" im dumb help me

**Olivia's (KOTLCHPHamiltonlov3r) Weird Problems**

1. I have to ring the bell hanging from the doorframe whenever I walk into the kitchen.
2. ALL PICTURE FRAMES MUST BE PERFECTLY STRAIGHT.
3. ALL THINGS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CENTERED MUST BE CENTERED.
4. IF I TAKE A BITE OF FOOD ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY MOUTH, I MUST TAKE THE NEXT ONE ON THE LEFT AND KEEP SWITCHING TO KEEP IT FAIR.
5. Cap locks is beautiful.
6. I must fix everyone's grammar. (Sorry, it's just a habit. I never mean to be rude.)
7. Whenever I don't understand something I get a headache, start sweating, and worry and I still haven't figured out why since I'm not actually worried. It's like my body's response.)
8. If I accidentally see something inappropriate I take a few minutes and attempt to erase my memory.
9. I MUST ITCH EVERY ITCH I HAVE OR ELSE
10. I always worry that I'm not nice enough. I know I am (I hope) but I always add in a few extra "thank yous" just because.
11. Me every two hours: \*stubs toe, falls over from pain, bonks head from fall, tumbles forward from hitting head, crashes into table, knocks it over, tumbles down the stairs, stubs toe again, gets up, gets bandage, and acts like nothing happened\*
12. I cough every two seconds.
13. I'll laugh for five full minutes for absolutely no reason.
14. I'll walk into a room and forget why.
15. I'll say things that no one understands and then just grin.
16. Starflight's third problem.
17. Characters in books are real.
18. I read and write too much.
19. I smile so much that my face will get stuck one day.
20. I do what characters do in books. Keefe smirks, I try to copy him. Sophie blushes and looks away, I do the same.
21. I LOVE BANANAS! THEY ARE MY FAVORTIE FOOD!
22. I can relate to pretty much everybody's problems on this. And I have even more. Can't list 'em all.
23. I always attempt at doing a backbend even though I'm not flexible at all!
24. YES I ALSO SEE MY DREAMS AND MEMORIES IN THIRD-PERSON WHYYY

Notice that there are twenty-three problems, which makes me a weirdo. WEIRDOS RULE!