Barnyard: Tex and The Original Party Animals Part Eight: Dag. EXE Explains Predator Vs Prey (The Final Battle)

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Toppy ad Maddie were in a cage in Dag's main lair, waiting to be consumed. Maddie sighed in anguish, as she turned towards Toppy, who was trying to find a way to escape.

"I'm sorry, Toppy," said Maddie, sadly. "I got you into this mess. This is my fault."

"Hey! Don't say that!" said Toppy. "You've grown on me, kiddo. You have been the bravest chick that I've ever met on this mission. You have taught me more about myself than I could ever know."

"But Toppy," said Maddie, before she was interrupted.

"But nothing!" said Toppy. "When our bravery was low, you filled it back up! When our pride was down, you built it up! It all lead to this moment! Where we are gonna kick that psychotic coyote mafia godfather's butt! In the end, we'll avenge all of those animals that lost their lives over the years!"

"You're right!" said Maddie. "I can do this! But first, we have to break out of our cage."

"I have an idea," said Toppy, as he used his gun to try and melt the handle bars. "This gun can melt through any..."

At that moment, Toppy was interrupted by Tex. EXE, Aiden, Bryden, and Dag coming to open the cage. Toppy quickly put the gun back in his pocket and smiled. Dag opened the cage door and brought Toppy and Maddie to his main office. Then, he sat both of them down in a chair. Well, after tying them up, of course. Then, Dag smiled stupidly, before Tex. EXE began to speak.

"So, Toppy," said Tex. EXE. "You thought that your little mission to get the Main Six and defeat me would be easy? Well, you're wrong! Your friends will be here, sooner rather than later. So I think for now, my friends and I will torture you and your little chick daughter here."

At that moment, Aiden and Bryden brought out a plate of chicks, still living, to Toppy and Maddie, much to their disgust. Then, Tex. EXE grabbed one of the chicks by the throat and showed it to Toppy.

"Your first torture is that you have to eat this!" said Tex. EXE.

"Oh, gee, thanks," said Toppy. "Here's the thing, though: I'm on a diet and I read an article on those chicks. Do you know how many calories are in one of those chicks?"

"A lot," said Maddie.

"It's true!" said the chick that was in Tex. EXE's pinchers. " It's true and the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away, and then the baby lost its legs, and its arms and he doesn't put a stump, but I still take care of it with my wife and it's growing and it's fairly happy, but it's difficult 'cause I've been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the love and I see that little guy's face makes worth it in the end. True story."

At that moment, Toppy and Maddie both broke down into tears, after hearing the chick's sad backstory, much to the villains' annoyance.

"I don't think you get the point of torture," said Dag.

"We don't ask! We tell!" said Tex. EXE. "Eat it!"

"No! Have mercy!" said the chick in Tex. EXE's hands.

"Tex! Please!" said Toppy.

"Eat!" said Dag.

"No eat!" said the chick.

"Top and Maddie! Eat the chick!" yelled Tex. EXE.

"No, please!" said Toppy.

"Toppy! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT!" yelled all of the villains, as the chicks on the plate and in Tex. EXE's hands begged for their lives. "EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"PUT THE CHICK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Toppy, with tears in his eyes, as he ripped out of the rope and grabbed all of the chicks to set them free. "Go, guys. Now. NO one's looking. Run. Don't waste time."

"Thank you! You're a good person!" said the chick, as he and his chick friends ran away.

This caused Tex. EXE and Dag to rage deeply.

"HUH?! HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY US?!?!?!?!" yelled Dag, as he knocked the plate into Toppy's face, piercing him in the ear.

Meanwhile, Dave, Rohan, Otis, Pig, Peck, Freddy, Pip, Tex, Asriel, and I were in the vents, looking for the main entrance to Dag's office to save Toppy and Maddie. But at that moment, we heard Toppy's blood-curdling scream, after getting glass in his ears.

"Was that Toppy?" asked Tex.

"Sounded like it," said Rohan. "We must be close."

We all went closer to where Toppy's screams were coming from. Asriel's eyes widened in horror as he heard his boyfriend getting tortured by the psychopaths.

"Guys! It's terrible! They're torturing him!" said Asriel, in horror.

"Is Maddie OK?" asked Otis.

"You're a big meaner!" yelled Maddie.

"Yep," I said. "She is."

"STUPID CHICK!!!!!!!!!" yelled Tex. EXE, as he proceeded to pick up Maddie and put her in a KFC bucket. "You have the guts to face the T-Man! HUH?! But you don't have enough meat to be useful to us. Wait. There's an easy solution to that."

"We gotta get in there!" said Otis.

"How are we gonna get in?" asked Dave.

"You psychopaths leave her alone!" yelled Toppy.

"Don't worry, Top Dog," said Tex. EXE, as he got out a gavage, used for foie gras. "We're not gonna kill her. We're just gonna feed her a little more than what she would normally eat."

"What do you mean, a little more?" asked Maddie, fearfully.

"Well, little chick," said Bryden. "Using this force-feeding tube, we can feed you a lot of food. Then, your liver will become so big, that we will have enough foie gras to last us a month."

"They're gonna make foie gras out of Maddie!!!!!!!!!!" said Peck, in fear, as he listened through the vents.

"Don't worry, Peck!" said Rohan, as he held up a hammer. "I've got a plan!"

Meanwhile, Dag got out a bottle of corn-fat feed and began to fill up the gavage. Then, he picked up Maddie and began to force the tube down her mouth. But right as he was about to force the feed down Maddie's throat, we all fell through the vents and got into our battle stances.

"Put the chick down, Dag!" said Otis.

"Odie!" said Maddie, as Toppy got the gavage out of her mouth and threw it at Dag.

"You guys again?!" yelled Dag. "WHEN CAN YOU LEARN TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS?!"

"Yeah!" yelled Tex. EXE.

"Here's what we are gonna do, you two," I said. "We're gonna take this chick home, and we're gonna report your empire, Dag, to the authorities, and we're gonna get back to our original mission, Tex."

"Do you really think that we are gonna let it happen that easily?" asked Tex. EXE, as he poured EXE on Dag and made him Dag. EXE. "Well, you're wrong! Because the T-Man is about to have the biggest BBQ of the year!"

"Otis! Toppy! Go find a place to hide Maddie! We'll take care of these psychos!" said Rohan, as he charged at the villains.

"Get them, boys!" yelled Dag. EXE to Bryden and Aiden.

Bryden and Aiden charged at us and tried to get a couple good punches in. But Pip had an idea to stop them.

"Hey, Aiden! I'm gonna go right in your ear!" said Pip, as he went into Aiden's ear.

Aiden screamed in pain as Pip bit him in the ear multiple times. Then, Bryden waked away to try and hide. But Rohan and Dave blocked the escape exit, causing Bryden to step away.

"Hey, Rohan," said Bryden, fearfully. "Well, if you let me go and let us win, I promise that I will never plagiarize your pastas again. I promise, dude! I will also delete all of the copies that I have on Fandom! I promise you!"

"I've heard this before, Bryden," said Rohan, as he picked up Bryden and threw him into a giant KFC bucket and rolled him out of Dag's factory. "Have a finger-lickin good trip!"

"I totally get that pun, bro!" I said. "I once used that slogan to try and get a girl."

"Oh really?" said Rohan. "How did that go?"

"It did not go well," I said. "But I was 11 back then, and I didn't know any better."

"Guys," said Dave. "I love going down memory lane as much as the next guy. But we got a coyote coming at 2AM."

We all gasped at the site of Dag. EXE, who had blood on his claws and teeth. Tex tried to throw a pumpkin bomb at him to subdue him, but it didn't work. Dag. EXE just picked up the pumpkin bomb and threw it back at Tex. The bomb exploded in Tex's face, causing his moustache to be charred off.

"Tex! NO!" yelled Toppy, as he watched from the hiding place with Maddie and Otis.

"Well, well, well, Multiverse Protectors," said Dag. EXE, as he pressed a button on a wall, causing a huge chicken pot pie machine, similar to the one from Chicken Run, was summoned from under us. "You should've never become heroes in the first place. Otherwise, maybe you would still have normal lives. But everything started with those dang boxsets."

"NO! You're wrong!" yelled Rohan, as he tried to throw a pumpkin bomb at Dag. EXE, only to have it come back to him and blow up in his face, causing his hair to be charred off.

"Before you all become pot pies, let me explain this one more time," said Dag. EXE, as he moved slowly towards us. "These chickens are dumb animals. The predators are always gonna be on top and the prey is always gonna be on the bottom! As for Maddie, well, she is gonna make a good foie gras once I find her."

"No!" yelled Maddie, as she rushed out of the hiding place, holding the Challenge Coin.

"Maddie! No!" yelled Toppy and Otis, as they raced after her.

"The problem I had was that you guys have poked around where you didn't belong, trying to save something that didn't need saving," said Dag. EXE, as he licked his lips. "Now, look at where you are now. So, any last words?!"

We all stepped further and further back, silently staring Dag. EXE down, as we nearly fell from the ledge.

"NO?" said Dag. EXE, as he began to charge at us. "Well then, you're dead! Goodbye! Thanks for playing! See you in hell!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

We heard Maddie's cries as she held up the Challenge Coin and blinded Dag. EXE. Then, she proceeded to punch Dag. EXE in the face, causing the EXE to fly off of him and turn him back into regular Dag.

"Maddie?! I thought I told you to hide with Otis and Toppy!" I said.

"You guys need to complete your mission! Go! I got this!" said Maddie, as she continued fighting Dag.

"But we can't leave you here!" yelled Pig.

"There's no time!" yelled Maddie, as she got punched by Dag.

"We'll never forget you, Maddie," I said, with tears in my eyes, as I watched her and Dag slowly fall into the Pot Pie Machine.

"No! She doesn't deserve this!" said Toppy, as he dived in after her.

"Toppy! No! What are you doing?!" I asked.

Toppy grabbed Maddie and embraced her as they both fell into the pie machine. Luckily, Maddie was able to get out in time. But after the pies were done, we rushed over and grabbed the Toppy Pot Pie. Asriel embraced the pie and cried, along with the rest of us.

"I can't believe it!" said Asriel, with tears in his eyes. "He sacrificed himself to save Maddie."

"That is what a true hero does," said Maddie, also mourning her new friend.

But at that moment, the pie crust burst open and, what do you know?! It was Toppy!!!!!

"Top Gun!" yelled Tex, as he embraced his best friend. "You're alive!"

"Of course I am," said Toppy, as he ate some more of the pie. "Turns out, I am a pie enthusiast. Apart from mint pie, of course. But that is a whole different ball game."

"And that's why you are my boyfriend," said Asriel, as he and Toppy got their moment, uninterrupted.

"Young love," said Rohan. "Always committed to each other. Even when you just got baked into a pie."

"Ok Team!" I said. "Let's combine these meats and get back to our regular mission!"

"Thank you guys so much for everything," said Otis. "We think of you as members of the Barnyard family."

"Thank you, Otis," said Toppy, as he hugged Maddie, with tears in his eyes. "Maddie, you were awesome. I think you have great potential as a hero. You have taught me so much during these past few days. You are strong. You are smart. You are important. You are gonna grow up to be a great addition to the barnyard, just like Otis. I will miss you very much."

"You too, Toppy," said Maddie.

"Oh, and one more thing," said Toppy, as he stretched Maddie's face. "Say, "Boy, is it windy?"

"Boy, is it windy?" said Maddie, as she and Toppy got in one more laugh, before we entered into the portal, ready to resume our mission.

As the Barnyard animals were leaving the factory, Tex. EXE confronted Bryden and Aiden, who were somehow still alive after the battle.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Tex. EXE. "You two failed to stop the Multiverse Protectors! Now, they are gonna get that scuba mask and be halfway into the Main Six! Then, all of this that you see before you! It will be gone! We need a plan!"

"Um," said Bryden. "We could hire more hitmen."

"No!" yelled Tex. EXE.

"We could teleport them somewhere else, like Eddsworld?" asked Aiden.

"Aiden, you are a genius!" said Tex. EXE, as he got out his teleporter. "I will teleport them to the Eddsworld, um, World. Then, I will cause as much chaos in that world as I can to mess with their heads. It will be the perfect scheme. They would never suspect that the Sexiest Dexiest Texiest in All Of Texas is messing with their mission once again. THE MULTIVERSE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!"

Tex. EXE laughed as he pressed the button to send us on another crazy adventure. But as usual, we would be one step ahead of him.

(The end. Stay tuned for the next adventure.)