Edicts

Edicts as Imposed by the Glorious John BeyonceDynasty

1. Cannibalism is (disgusting, horrendous and evil) an affront to TCI. All cannibals are not fulfilling their dharma and are to be considered of a lower caste than untouchables, punishment for cannibalism is as follows, the criminal at hand will be tied to a pole where the common populace will throw stones at him while an elephant slowly tramples him(after Nicholas defenestrates their feet of course). Cannibals are simply an inhuman species and should be treated as horribly as possible.
2. All students not doing their homework are not fulfilling their dharma and are to be considered of a lower caste than untouchables. Punishment for not turning in homework is as follows: the criminal at hand will be tied to a pole where the common populace will throw stones at him and forced to do 30,000 extra credit worksheets. Lazy people are simply an inhuman species and should be treated as horribly as possible.
3. All those who wish to disobey John Beyonceshalt be blood eagled by the disciples of our great leader and then paraded on a pole through the streets, as disobedience of John Beyoncebrings the worst karma. If they manage to survive the blood eagle-ing they shalt be forced to withstand a lecture as given by Nicholas.
4. John Beyoncé, lead us forward!
5. ‘Wow, Bongos’ is now the class slogan of 6th grade Social Studies those who disobey shalt be defenestrated by Nicholas. saying ‘wow bongos’ to a true follower is a good idea.
6. As it is John Beyoncé’s shalt, all students who see Kathleen Norsworyour after 4:30 must call her Kathleeeeen! Or they will be brutally punished with the horrors of being hung, drawn and quartered at the overseeing of a Mustachio Pistachio during the anniversary of the Battle of Saratoga.
7. JOHN BeyonceWIKI time(right maximum)
8. https://john-beyonce.fandom.com/wiki/John\_Beyonc%C3%A9\_Wiki
9. The glory of TCI is unmatchable and what TCI says is real, so if TCI says you aren’t real, you aren’t real! NOBODY is permitted to question the glory of TCI(unless they like being burned at the stake[and lectured{they get lectured as they burn}]).
10. Calling John Beyonceyellow Beyonce is a crime. John Beyonce is the only acceptable name for John Beyonceand Nicholas shalt kill you for not using it.
11. Ship Fitzphie
12. If you are a true follower of John Beyoncethen you shalt never talk with a cannibal or submit to an alliance with the cannibals as the punishment for doing so is having your basic constitutional rights stripped from you followed by your immediate exile from the allied powers of John Beyoncé
13. John Beyonceis only John Beyonceand calling him anything else is an affront to TCI
14. Music made since 2015 is bad(mostly)
15. TCI is above us, anyone who prides themself over TCI shalt be hung, burned, and lectured, then exiled off a cliff, For Arrogance is also an affront to TCI.
16. No One will disrespect his greatness and eloquence john BeyonceBy becoming a spy or Betraying the group And/Or Not starting poster propaganda with Hashtags.
17. We are warriors of tci(And By Association, John Beyoncé)- Cannibalism is never ok (Because it is an affront to tci,) and shalt be punished severely by (courtesy of Nicholas and his microphone)All-limb Dismemberment or Foot defenestration Followed by removal of all Scholar dollars and extreme reprimanding All while being Thrown off the roof of the empire state building tied to a chair with spikes below.
18. John Beyonce is a glorious leader, Adress him as such or be exiled from the forces, Known as a disgusting creature to all, or In other words \*zzztt\* “a procannibalist to all,” he said Darkly. This Sequence of words enables Beyoncists to Report you to Nicholas to Be Burned, stabbed and Defenestrated.
19. Anyone that does not follow these or any other of the Glorious man john Beyoncé’s rules is disgraceful and disgusting. SO say JOHN BEYONCE!
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21. Dante is incorrect about the vision of the “Usurper” Gabriel. Gabriel created the formal John Beyoncecommittee and so he shall not be punished in any way.
22. The formal John Beyoncecommittee is a branch of the John Beyoncedynasty legislature and it is a great honor to be inducted into it. It is illegal to usurp, slander against, or fight the FJBC and doing so will result in your punishment as decided by Gabriel. The FJBC has full power over edicts, legislature, and power but changes must be accepted by a near-unanimous vote of the committee.
23. John Beyonce’s actual name is to be pronounced the correct way and any who do not pronounce it or know it correctly will be punished under the supervision of Mozzeralli.

Formal John BeyonceCommittee rules(checks and balances):

1. The leader of the FJBC has veto power over any committee decisions as long as they have evidence they are against the will of John Beyoncebut if a unanimous vote by those other than the leader to keep the decision will veto the veto power.

# Notable Quotes:

Bathroom Tango

WOW BONGOS

I don’t think that bongos come with the house, Chris

S10 e6

Cannibalism is an affront to TCI and is punishable by foot defenestration

Bathroom Tango

salle de bain tango