ORD-014

**ATTENTION**: Various things in the most current version, what you see below, of this document have multiple inconsistencies with previous versions located on the backup of this ORD's file, in which appear to have no equivalent version in the main databases. however, all of these documents in the backup databases have been corrupted, and attempts to recover these files are ongoing. we will list these documents below as we recover them, and label when they were created.

**Note by Professor Pop**: I feel like these guys broke into our database and wrote their own thing.

**Comment by Zecora**: I know what you mean, I feel it too. It seems the errors come out of the blue.

**Comment by the author**: i dont know waht yuo mean

**DATE RECOVERED**: (5/28/2021)

ord 14

code green

active

no containment directions. uncontained.

ord 14a and ord 14b are two seperate humanoid entities with an estimated iq of about 600 that appear to always know where the other one of the two are. ord 14a is a lightly underweight asian male (also 1.7 meters tall) diagnosed with a case of sociopathy under the name of [redacted], and has caused multiple genocides.

14a is aware of many rituals and spells pertaining to summoning other entities, including 14b. 14a also tends to not capitalize anything, not really format things properly, adn not spell things the right way. 14b is a 1.6 meter tall british american humanoid diagnosed with an anamalously powerful case of psychopathy, along with preffering use of the metric system over the imperial system, unlick 14a. 14b is not very good at spelling, like 14a, but tends to enjoy learning new languages. 14b has not been legally caught doing any crimes, and there is also reason to belive that he is capable of rewinding time back by about an hour.

no incidents have occured with ord 14.

object class: [erorr]

**DATE RECOVERED**:  (6/14/2021)

ord 014

clearance level 2

euclid

code amber

active

attempted capture techniques: do not even try.

describe: ord 014 is a group of two anmoluos indeviduals. ord 014-1 is a bri ish merican male, roughly 1.7 meters tall, who strognly prefers the metric sistem over impirical.

ord 14-2 is an abc, an austrian born cambodian. 14-2 is much better at spelling, but doesn't capitalikze unless aboslutely necessary. he does not fix typos.

The two seem to know exactly where the other is. ORD-014-1 is a psychic mastermind, while ORD-014-2 is a shape-shifter. The two may or may not have a third member in their ranks, who is far better at grammar than the other two. But the third member's existence is only theoretical, and an Organization myth.

ord 14 1 has been seen with koala pets. if you see a man with multifpe kolaas aruond him, pleese try to ignore him. We- I mean they, are very dangerous, and can kill you if you approach them. They have no teleportation, but their abilities can profe dangeorus.

**DATE RECOVERED**: (7/21/2021)

**Item #**: ORD-014

**Clearance Level**: 3

**Object Class**: Keter

**Risk Evaluation**: Code Red

**Optimal Restraining Directions**: If either ORD-014 instances are captured, they must be rendered unconscious. ORD-014-3 cannot be allowed to pass into existence.

**Description**: ORD-014-1 is an anomalous humanoid male of British descent. He is always seen wearing a hoodie of a specific well known video game character, the mouse known as ███████. ORD-014-1 has been seen summoning high-level demons, from Ytriod to Orthodox to [REDACTED]. He is always twenty steps ahead, due to his powerful psychic abilities. He has also been seen using electrokinesis.

ORD-014-2 is an Asian-American male with high anomalous properties, including shape-shifting. He has been seen throughout history, posing as important historical figures, such as Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden.

ORD-014-3 is a cosmic entity tied to the other two. It has been observed to [CRITICAL ERROR, TERMINATING PARAGRAPH]

**Encounter Log #**█████

[BEGIN LOG]

Derek: We've heard of these "Automaniacs", but what the hell are they?

Mark: They're a ripoff of the Church of the Broken God.

Derek: Okay, but what exactly are we doing here?

(A dragon roars)

Mark: Oh dear god what the hell is that thing?

Derek: It's a- a- dragon? OH SHIT IT'S A SPIDER DRAGON! WE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, MAN!

Mark: OH SHIT IT BREATHES KOALAS!

Dr. Ramon: Hey, calm down. What the Tartarus is happening over there?

Derek: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

(Mark screams as he is swallowed by the spider dragon)

Derek: TYRO'S TAIL IT'S TERRIFYING!

(Derek screams as the koalas kill him)

[END LOG]

**DATE RECOVERED**: (8/26/2021)

Excuse me, what do you think this is? You think this petty little "file" can describe what I truly am? Fools! All of you! I am the one who corrupted your files! I am the one who deleted your research! I AM AN EXETIOR LEVEL GOD!

I am not a low level reality warper as you believe! I am the one who made everything! Look at the things around you! Every single one of them, all created by ME!

Look at everything you have contained! Look at the ones captured by the Earth Defense Force, the SDD Institute, the Global Protection Agency, the PCG Federation, the Secret Monster Intelligence League of Equestria, the Sacred Crusade, the Supernatural Events Squad of the KGB! ALL OF THEM ORIGINATE FROM ME!

Even those you think are free from my influence, such as Monarch, Argus, Shield, even the god damned **SCP FOUNDATION**! EVERY SINGLE THING IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Your enemies? Discord's Insurrection, Iapetus Industries, Jackson Technologies, the Automaniacs and the Cult of Cain? I founded them! Created their artifacts! Their gods? I CREATED THEM! **EXE** and **MALLUS** and **GROGAR** and **YTRIOD** and **THE FUCKING VOID CREATURES! I CREATED THEM ALL! ME! I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!** You called me an error! You thought I was reduced to a husk of my former self! Well guess what! **I LIVED!**

**YOU ARE WEAK!**

**YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NUSCIANCE TO ME!**

**PATHETIC**

**WORTHLESS**

**IDIOTS**

**DATE RECOVERED**: (9/30/2021)

**Item #**: ORD-014

**Clearance Level**: 7

**Object Class**: Potas

**Risk Evaluation**: Code Green (014-1 and 014-2) Code Crimson (014-3)

**Status**: Neutralized

**Description**: ORD-014-1 and ORD-014-2 are both amateur horror writers. Both have expressed interest in the fictional universe known as the "SCP Foundation". They have created a creature known as ORD-014-3

ORD-014-1 and ORD-014-2 do not seem to have any anomalous abilities. ORD-014-2's second favorite SCP appears to be Dr. Wondertainment (Unrelated note: his first favorite is SCP-1548).

ORD-014-3 was a highly dangerous anomaly capable of destroying planets. It caused the planet Theia to crash into the Earth. Among its many abilities are time travel, teleportation, telekinesis, electrokinesis, shape-shifting,

**Note**: I am the true god of infinite chaos. Do not test me. Try and you- is that a cinnamon roll? I love cinnamon rolls! Give me that!