recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Alexander Drex

Alexander Drex is a Half-Elf that The Party met in the Gehenna town of Asimov.

## Appearance

Alexander has shoulder length blonde hair that is tied into a ponytail. He wears leather armor over a purple and blue bards outfit.

## History

### Elements of Fear

Alexander Drex is first seen in the Gehenna town of Asimov with his boyfriend Festus, he welcomes The Party to the realm and explains to them everything he knows about the realm. He points them in the direction of the town of Lucas where most of the other people who arrived from Vendread are located. The Party returns to Asimov later and explains that they have secured a way out of Gehenna. Alexander asks The Party to let him and Festus come with them, which they allow, he goes on to say that Festus had been captured a few hours prior by a band of Orc cultists to be killed in a sacrifice of theirs. The Party agrees to save him and goes to Martin where they are located. After returning Festus to Alexander they then travel together back to The Partys ship. After being teleported back to Vendread by Ethic, they all sailed to the island of Volvos where Alexander and Festus parted ways with The Party.
Temerity Kallista

Temerity Kallista is a Levistus Tiefling from Summerslate. Her son was kidnapped by a dryad and was taken to Glimmermore.

## Appearance

Temerity has red skin with black stripes going up her arms, she has short black hair, and yellow eyes. She wears a pink dress with a white apron over.

## History

### House of Aegis

Temerity posted on the Summerslate bounty boards asking for help saving her son from a dryad that had kidnapped him. The House of Aegis visited her and asked for more details. Temerity told them that her son was charmed by the dryad and the taken to Glimmermore, a town that borders a feywild forest. The group accepted the job and left her home.
Captain Rad

Sky Rave II

Deaths Door

Captain Rad is a pirate captain originally from the Southeast Seas. He is known as the Party Captain.

## Appearance

Captain Rad is normally a man of average height, he is however currently less than a foot tall. He has messy brown hair and stubble covering his face. He wears a red military coat and a captains hat with a star symbol on it. He also wears 2 black eye patches over both eyes, 2 hooks where his hands should be, and a rubber tire for a peg leg on his right leg.

## History

Captain Rad was first introduced when he arrived to Filipe'. He asked what the situation was and after hearing the explanation he decided that he had to go and kill Captain Pinta. He offered to let The Party onto his ship to assist but when Captain Maria attempted to board she was shot in the head by Rad, killing her instantly. He then ferried The Party to the Isle of Leira and joined them in their journey through the island and the Trial of Leira. While traveling with The Party he and his crew assisted in killing the Earth Elemental and Captain Pinta. After dealing with Pinta, Rad returned The Party to Filipe' and they went their separate ways.

Captain Rad and his crew returned later as contestants of Wonderland. After Wonderland is defeated by The Party, Rad and his crew are among the people that were left stranded, looking worse for wear. After chatting with The Party, Rad and his crew quickly ran off back to their airship which moments later crashed into the nearby forest. It is was revealed that Rad had stolen the Deck of Many Things from Wild Thunder and Captain Rad had immediately pulled a card from it, shrinking him to less than a foot tall. They then returned the cards to The Party and ran away with their tails between their legs.

Now living inside a hamster ball, Captain Rad had a plan to return to his normal size. He enlisted the aid of two of his ships crew, Old Man Jenkins and Tire. The plan was to go to the Island of Bullshit Magic and convince the Wizard of Bullshit Magic to regrow him. The wizard refused to help as he did not like Captain Rad but eventually decided to help Rad only if he could pass the Trial of Bullshit Magic. Rad accepted and with his crew members helping him was able to get through the first few parts of the trial. However when it came to combat with a small crew of pirates in a lake of acid, the three were defeated and killed.

Rad is seen again in Deaths Door drinking in the Dead Mans Drink with his fellow pirates Mina, Pinta, and Maria. He is still less than a foot tall and takes his death in stride.
Hisix

Hisix is the New Goddess of Fate. She has appeared before The Party a few times to give premonitions of preventable events.

## Appearance

Hisix has dark skin, poofy blonde hair that is tied back in a bun, and glowing light blue eyes. She wears a long blue silk robe, often wearing its hood over her eyes.

## Weapons and Abilities

Hisix is able to see the broad future and is able to see the future of individuals as well.

She is also able to show visions of places and events to others if she allows them to look into her eyes.

## History

### Background

Hisix was created sometime at the beginning of the 5th Era by the old gods. She was then given the title of Goddess of Fate and was given Mechanis to rule as her home.

### Elements of Fear

Hisix first appeared before The Party when they were on their way to San Dolaire from Volvos. She spoke to each of The Party members, telling them a bit of their near future. She warned Wild Thunder of Killwillows magic killing him, Morthos of him going down a dark path, and Ackmethia about trusting Ardrin. However her messages were cryptic at best and it is unclear if The Party gave a second thought to their meaning.

Hisix appeared again before Ishiido the night he met Ackmethia and Wild Thunder. She took off her hood and gave Ishiido a vision of the peak of Mount Osuda, warning him that his fate was now intertwined with that of The Partys.
Barnum

Barnum is a hot air balloon pilot from Kimunfalcos. He is one of the few people in Kimunfalcos that can get past the Chunks barrier.

## Appearance

Barnum has white skin, short white hair, and brown eyes. He wears a simple white shirt with brown slacks and suspenders.

## History

### Elements of Fear

Barnum introduced himself to The Party and told them that he was able to get people up to the Chunk if they wanted to see the sorcerer supreme. The Party paid him and he took them up to Chunk. After they had failed to convince Thawne of Ardrin, Barnum had brought up another pair named Darien and Brook (Ardrin and Travis in disguise). It is later revealed that Barnum works for Mattias. After The Party learns that Ardrin has been fighting Trico Thawne on the Chunk, they race to Barnum for a ride up and utilize him again after the Chunk starts to fall.
Shalala

Shalala drawn by @draculanninji

CON 18

INT 19

WIS 13

CHA 12

Shalala is a drug dealer from San Dolaire that joined The Party to chase Ardrin and prevent him from killing a god.

## Appearance

Shalala is an older man with a grey beard with a dark strip in it, it is tied with a large blue bead. He wears an off-white coat, blue gloves, blue pants, and a pair of blue fluffy slippers.

## History

Shalala was first introduced as a quest giver through San Dolaire's bounty board. He asked The Party to collect a handful of mushrooms from a cave on one of the islands beaches. He needed the mushrooms to make drugs.

Shalala returned later on the ship going to Volvos during the Fire Elemental Arc. He remained a permanent member of The Partys crew following this event by providing them with potions and drugs.
Ognack Bonebreaker

Ognack Bonebreaker is a half-orc barbarian from the Wildlands. He is one of the strongest in the land and is the slayer of Shia LeBeouf.

## Weapons and Abilities

Ognack wields a greataxe and a handaxe.

Like all barbarians, Ognack is able to rage to gain a boost in defense and strength.

Ognack has the ability to push his enemies during his rage and cannot be knocked prone by any means short of a knock out.

## History

### Background

Ognack was named Bonebreaker because he broke another childs finger when he was younger.

### Rage Against the Machine

Ognack was called upon by the Council of Anger to defend the Wildlands from the Machine, but was required to prove himself along with Dave Simmons by defeating the Beef Chief, the Disciple, and Shia LeBeouf. Together they traveled to the Suplex Dome and competed, eventually defeated and killed Shia.

The following day they traveled to the Perfume Department and faced a number of constructs within. Unfortunately Dave Simmons fell in battle and Ognack had to retreat.
Ferris Wheeler

Ferris Wheeler is an old woman from San Dolaire. She sold The Party their house in the city.

## Appearance

Ferris has short blonde hair cut into a bob. She wears a pink poodle skirt and dress as though she is from the 1950s.

## History

Ferris Wheeler was first seen when The Party was looking for some property to buy in San Dolaire. After some discussion, Wild Thunder agreed to buy the town house from her. She is seen a few times throughout the beginning of the adventure, but has not been seen since the Fire Elemental Arc.
Kyrvuna

Kryvuna by DracNinja

25 CON

16 INT

13 WIS

21 CHA

Kyrvuna is an Adult Silver Dragon that lives in Mount Osuda and keeps it filled with monster defenders, traps, and treasure.

## Appearance

In her disguised human form she takes on the appearance of a woman of average height and build with long silver hair and matching grey eyes. She wears a long white dress that is drags along the ground, she does not wear foot coverings.

## Powers and Abilities

As a Silver Dragon, Kyrvuna possesses the ability to fly, polymorph her own form, and breathe two different kinds of breath attacks; a cold breathe and a paralyzing breathe. She is also able to impose herself onto others and cause those that see her to make a Wisdom saving throw, causing those that fail to become frightened of her. She is also capable of taking legendary actions.

## History

### Mount Osuda Arc

Kyrvuna first appeared the night Wild Thunder died. As the remaining Party rested, Ishiido took watch and noticed a woman in white moving through the chambers they slayed a Nightwalker in. After keeping an eye on her for a moment, Ishiido approached and asked what her business was. Kyrvuna revealed that she was taking a census of monsters that she needs to replace soon so that Osuda remains defended. She also revealed her name and that she was a silver dragon. After their conversation, Kyrvuna moved onto the lower levels leaving Ishiido to his watch.

Kyrvuna is seen again a day later, in dragon form, blinded by anger as her hoard of gold had been stolen by the party earlier. With the party already weakened by their battle against the stone giants, Kyrvuna unleashed her cold breathe and managed to knock both Ishiido and Benedict. Ackmethia was left barely standing and made an attempt to return her gold and calm her down, this however failed and Kyrvuna cut him down in her fury.
2-SMRT

2-SMRT is an incredibly smart machine created by Andrea and Boscoe. They know everything about everything.

## Appearance

2-SMRT is a small computer that is simply a monitor with a green scan line face.

## History

### Elements of Fear

2-SMRT is first introduced as the challenge for one of the rounds of Wonderland. They asked The Party of questions and gave them the chance to ask whatever they wanted from them. 2-SMRT was then destroyed by Ackmethia.
Volvos

Volvos is a small jungle island that is home to primarily Kenku and Gnolls. The Island is home to the Kenku village of Volvos, the Gnoll Den, and the Mausoleum. It is believed that a Basilisk lives in the jungle on the path to the Gnoll Den.

## Volvos Village

The town isn't large and most buildings are build into the trees above for defense. They have no formal military which has caused them to have an alliance with Summerslate, who donates soldiers to them for their defense. Their leader is Twit Birdsley, who has a deal with Gnolls that they will not attack in exchange for a share of their meat shipments. The town used to house the weapon Steel Sculpture.

### Residents

* Twit Birdsley
* Mistress Dee of Summerslate
* Pakmar

## Gnoll Den

The Gnoll Den is on the other side of the island directly opposite of the town of Volvos. The Gnolls have a few tents and a large fight bit that was dug for sport, disagreements, and deciding leadership. Their king lives within a short cave nearby. Their previous ruler was King Pierce before the 5th Era year 1468 Tournament of Power, in which he was defeated and usurped by Morthos. The tribe has an agreement with the town of Volvos to not attack them in exchange for a share of their meat shipments.

### Residents

* Morthos
* Stab

## Mausoleum

The Mausoleum is owned by the Kenku of the town of Volvos, it is where they store their dead. Previously thieves had taken the weapon Steel Sculpture and hidden themselves within the Mausoleum. It was also once home to a Guardian Naga who protected the dead and prevented them from returning to life. The thieves came to worship it after they had came to the crypt. The Party arrived at the Mausoleum to retrieve the weapon Steel Sculpture from the thieves. The moment the Party saw the Naga being worshiped, Wild Thunder ran across the room and bit the Nagas tail. The Party defeated the Naga and scared the thieves away. They collected Steel Sculpture and exited the crypt.
Neheass

Neheass is a gnome cartographer from Summerslate.

## Appearance

Neheass is a gnome with balding brown hair and travelling clothes.

#### Infernal Sacrifice Arc

Neheass is first introduced as a passenger on the airship the agents took to Glimmermore. He briefly speaks with Matthias and explains that he is a cartographer visiting Glimmermore to update his maps he sells at his shop in Summerslate.
Gerloc

Gerloc is a waiter that works for the fancy restaurant Fine Folk in San Dolaire.

## Appearance

Gerloc has a wispy black mustache and perfectly trimmed hair. He wears a full black suit with a white napkin draped over one arm.

## History

Gerloc was first introduced when Wild Thunder took Spamela on a date to the restaurant Fine Folk. Gerloc appeared again during the San Dolaire Killer Arc when he was being questioned and accused as the killer by The Party.
Wootora

Wootora is a Simic Hybrid paladin from Summerslate.

## Appearance

Wootora has blue skin with red crab claws that protrude from his shoulders and sit upon a regular pair of arms and go down to his waist. He is bald and has red eyes. He wears a set of chain mail armor over an average brown tunic.

## History

### House of Aegis

Wootora is first seen drinking in the Black Rook Tavern with a duergar friend of his while Taliesin is looking for recruits to his guild. He joins the bar fight and leaves early after the fight is over. Wootora and his duergar friend return to the tavern the next day in the mid morning and are approached by Cien Fuegos after he detects magic coming from Wootoras holy symbol. Cien Fuegos asks about his holy symbol and Wootora explains that it is a symbol of Tyr, god of justice.
Edmund

Edmund is a portofellow from Glimmermore. He is allegedly a "Chimera-Wrangler."

## Appearance

Edmund appears as a 3-foot tall humanoid amanita-muscaria mushroom. He has a large hat like mushroom cap on top of his head that is red with white dots. His body is white and he wears a tan shirt with brown pants.

## History

### House of Aegis

#### Infernal Sacrifice Arc

Edmund is first introduced as a passenger on the airship the agents take to Glimmermore. He speaks briefly with Tamatoa, telling him that he is a "Chimera-Wrangler" and that he has a pet chimera in Glimmermore.

He is seen again at the end of the arc and thanks the agents for saving all of mushroom kind from Grenco, rewarding the group with his pet chimera, Larcurmo.
久久田

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## 人物概况

* 曾从CIVITAS蜀郡出发，旅居长安、洛阳，进行了许多公开演讲及抄本创作，广泛交友。代表作《久久为何不治疗》系列。
* 因为头像是一只大虾，也被妖怪称作“久久虾”。
* 擅长文艺评论及创作，与建筑批评、交通规划等话题的讨论，是一位文艺中青年。
* 是杜子腾的同乡，曾一度到省城发展。
* 喜欢用自己的方式称呼群员，并很快将身边的人同化。例如将沉寂山风称作“沉总”，将兮嘉称作“西甲”，将观象山妖怪称作“啊妖”等。
* 在群里一度非常活跃，几乎能够接上任何话题；目前处于偶尔诈尸的复读机状态。

## 入群契机

久久田旅居洛阳第一天即被沉寂山风邀请进入集团协力。由于热爱创作，于废纸协会成立一个多月后，加入废协。久久田在CIVITAS世界中拥有克死老板的体质，沉寂山风收留他之后终于还是难逃被克死的命运而AFK了。
Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is an illusory judge created by Andrea and Boscoe for a fashion contest in Wonderland.

## Appearance

Simon Cowell has greying hair and stubble. He wears a white t-shirt and black pants.

## History

### Elements of Fear

Simon Cowell was created by Andrea and Boscoe specifically for a fashion competition in Wonderland. His vote was the deciding one that caused Ackmethia to win the competition.
雅兰之家

本文是一个占位。 请帮助 废纸协会 Wiki 编辑或改进它。
雅兰是CIVITAS 古典社会模拟中的一个虚拟集团，总部设在洛阳陇城，在其他多个东西方城市中亦设有分部。组织曾经历过一场改名风波，曾用名为太平中京社，后改为**雅兰之家**，沿用至今。废纸协会中的君未知战、兮嘉等人为雅兰之家的管理员。值得一提的是，雅兰与以杜子腾等人为管理员的另一洛阳巨头肉丸集团长期水火不容。

### 太平第一王朝（D156-D209）

C元D156王陈某峰建立太平中京社取天下太平之意，于C元D187退位。

王：陈某峰（D156-D187）在位。

三公：

太尉：nian（D164-D209）

司徒：yoliey（D165-D209）

司空：君未知战（D170-D209）

九卿：

奉常：FonGor（D160-D164）

卫尉：0o煌o0（D186-D209)

廷尉：妮可(D187-D209）

太仆：cherubim（D160-D164）

治麦内史：刘德华（D161-D185）

### 雅兰共和国（D209-D710）

C元D187-D209雅兰党和太平党内斗时期，期间剥夺王子ObzerG对太平王朝的继承权流放弘农，D209年雅兰党党魁妮可击败太平党，确立了雅兰政权，雅兰共和国成立。

三公：

丞相：妮可（D209-D669）

九卿：

奉常：nian（D209-D314）

郎中令：yoliey（D209-D327）

卫尉：柒叶（D209-D710）

廷尉：君未知战（D209-D710）

宗正：ObzerG（D421-D669，D669-D710出任丞相）

太仆：0o煌o0（D209-D327）

典客：lioudan（D275-D710）

少府：佩恩（D483-494）

治麦内史：刘德华（D299-D314）

### 太平第二王朝（D710-D789）

C元D668统治雅兰共和国数百年的丞相妮可在宅见宫被ObzerG围困，翌年丞相妮可罢相，置陇城赐陇城公，同年ObzerG出任丞相并与D710正式加冕称王，史称太平第二王朝。

王：ObzerG（D669-D710出任丞相，D710-D789）（

三公：

太尉：君未知战（D710-D789）

司徒：柒叶（D710-D789）

司空：lioudan（D710-D789）

爵：

陇城公：妮可（D710-D789）

### 雅兰第二共和国（D789-？）

暗中积蓄力量的妮可于C元D789突袭伏见宫，王ObzerG兵败逃亡。轰轰烈烈的太平第二王朝轰然倒塌，雅兰党肆意打杀太平党，太平党势力大损退守弘农以图后事，同年雅兰第二共和国建立。

首相：妮可（D789-

副首相：柒叶（D789-

财政大臣：lioudan（D789-

外交大臣：君未知战（D789-

弘农王：ObzerG（D789-

在野党：

飞机哥（弘农在野党）

悲剧空（南阳在野党）

冯绍安（洛阳在野党）

伟大的陈（洛阳在野党）

呜喵王（洛阳在野党）

等（之后的也有吧，我可能不认识了）
Elias

Elias is a wizard that was working with Sun-Child and his gang of bandits. He was killed by Ethic for failing his test.

## Appearance

Elias has a trimmed white beard with short white hair on his head. He wears long blue robes and a tall blue wizards hat.

## History

Elias is first seen walking with Sun-Child in the Gehenna city of Lucas. He doesn't say much but is able to translate what Oliver is saying with sign language. He travels with Sun-Child and the rest of his bandits to storm Ethics castle after discovering that Ethic has the ability to open portals. It is later discovered that he was killed by Ethics Shield Guardian after failing his test of strength.
Dalf

## Personal

### Occupation

Guard (2nd Lieutenant) (San Dolaire) (formally)Guard (1st Lieutenant) (San Dolaire) (formally)

Captain of the Guard (San Dolaire)

## Stats

### Known Languages

Common

Dalf is a human paladin from San Dolaire. He was the first guard the party had interacted with when they first arrived in town. He has shown to be a kind and determined man that does his job well.

## Appearance

Dalf is a heavy set man with tan skin and dark hair with that is tied back into a topknot with an undercut. He wears a set of plate mail with a short blue and yellow skirt.

## History

Dalf was first introduced as the 2nd lieutenant to Torvald. He was assigned to escort the party when they first arrived San Dolaire to the Center Castle where they would get their assignment. Dalf had since been seen sporadically throughout the partys stay in town as he tends to lead the guards charge into situations. Most consistently Dalf was assigned to visit the partys home and deliver official documents and news to them.

Dalf was seen again as part of the flashback scenario of the Funeral of the Damned Arc. In the flashback he reenacted his role as escort from the 1st session.

After the events of Elements of Fear, it was revealed that Dalf was given the title of Captain of the Guard and is now in charge of the day to day activities of San Dolaires guard.
至暗时刻

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概况
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“至暗时刻”是废纸协会发生于2020年9月17日的一次三三将群主转让于十月夕的事件。

### 起因

9月17日凌晨一点，群主三三突然在群内感叹了一句“我好菜啊”，然后由沉寂山风带头的众人再次验证了人类的复读机本质，连发了好多个“啊”，甚至连三三本人也跟着发了一个“啊”。之后群友君未知战突然跳出来提出异议，具体参见事件回顾。

### 结果

三三怒斥群员的所作所为（见版头引用语），借坡下驴就把群主转让给了歹呆，并带头称呼歹呆为“歹太阳”，废纸协会的至暗时刻正式来临。

## 事件回顾

以下聊天记录已删去各人QQ号及图片信息。重要信息用加粗表示。

【僵尸】两股战战君未知 9/17/2020 10:45:43 AM
你们这些附和都是反贼

【管理员】退休养老无聊嘉 9/17/2020 10:46:29 AM
为啥

【管理员】退休养老无聊嘉 9/17/2020 10:46:38 AM
你不附和，你才是反贼

【僵尸】两股战战君未知 9/17/2020 10:48:31 AM
这就相当于罪己诏

**【僵尸】两股战战君未知 9/17/2020 10:49:00 AM**
你们这些反贼在岚月亮的带领下连声附和

**【僵尸】两股战战君未知 9/17/2020 10:49:13 AM**
形同逼宫

**【僵尸】两股战战君未知 9/17/2020 10:49:29 AM**
是想三太阳让出群主吗

**【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 10:49:30 AM**
我反我自己

**【宝藏】叁妹亲賜夕龍王 9/17/2020 10:51:38 AM**
我申请群主

【首席饼学家】不想复工懒山风 9/17/2020 10:52:02 AM
你已经是夜郎群群主了

【管理员】退休养老无聊嘉 9/17/2020 10:52:28 AM
罪己诏还行，笑死23333

【废协第一现充】残血奶爸公子旷 9/17/2020 10:56:43 AM
群友掀起反帝反封建的革命高潮

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 10:57:17 AM
叁妹亲賜夕龍王
我申请群主
@叁妹亲賜夕龍王 给你

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 10:57:19 AM
你要吗

**【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 10:57:45 AM**
你确定要我就给你，这群主不当也罢.jpg

【废协第一现充】残血奶爸公子旷 9/17/2020 10:59:19 AM
你们管理员烂一点儿，群员就烂一片！

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:09:02 AM
送你了 不谢

**【首席饼学家】不想复工懒山风 9/17/2020 11:09:18 AM**
废协的至暗时刻，来临力

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:09:37 AM
以后你想改自己改了，不用烦我了

【管理员】退休养老无聊嘉 9/17/2020 11:12:31 AM
发生了什么

【管理员】退休养老无聊嘉 9/17/2020 11:12:56 AM
至暗时刻

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:13:01 AM
小歹想要群主

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:13:05 AM
我觉得挺好

【管理员】退休养老无聊嘉 9/17/2020 11:13:09 AM
太可怕了，和必须记入废协百科

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:13:11 AM
就转让了

【管理员】退休养老无聊嘉 9/17/2020 11:13:17 AM
这一切的始作俑者正是君君！

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:13:25 AM
反正我也不想当了，你们老黑我，不好玩

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:13:33 AM
正好有个接盘侠！

**【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:13:48 AM**
现在可以喊歹太阳了

【举起火把】怀疑人生废人三 9/17/2020 11:13:50 AM
是不是很棒

【僵尸】两股战战君未知 9/17/2020 11:16:36 AM
歹霸天倒行逆施，不可为群主啊

【废协第一现充】残血奶爸公子旷 9/17/2020 11:16:43 AM
欢迎歹太阳莅临视察，坚决拥护歹太阳的正确领导
三三

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## 人物概况

* 废纸协会群主及创始人，是众群员膜拜与敬畏的对象。早期仅被称作“三妹”或“三酱”，后来因铁腕治群令人印象深刻，被以杜子腾为首的群员进行神化，演化为轰轰烈烈的膜三运动，被尊称为“三太阳”，并出现了一定数量的“膜三图”。（杜子腾语：三三就像北京金山上的太阳一般，光芒照四方。）

* **三三**本人并不喜欢“三太阳”的说法，并认为这是在搞个人崇拜主义。在废纸协会以外的场合提起这个称谓都会遭到反感。~~在本群玩这个梗太过也会。~~
* 现实中是位长居妖都的码农。在经历长年单身后已成功和网恋女友奔现，因此对撒狗粮行为的容忍度大幅上升（但“粮非凡”公子旷的主要爱好早已演变为晒娃）。是个舌头常年黏在上颚上，讲话依然十分清晰的高人！

## 加群契机

* 是废纸协会创始人，亲自~~将一个老群拿出来废物利用~~创建了本群。具体参词条废协创立。
* 自群聊创立开始就始终活跃于群内事务与话题，是废纸协会真正的掌权人。

## 性格特点

* 讲究：对自己感兴趣的常用品非常讲究（包括但不仅限于电子产品、工具软件），是非常有个性的人。
* 谨慎：注重保护隐私，在密码管理上有一套独特的方法。讨厌阿里系，对Google这类大企业保持警惕。
* 乐于助人：早期曾热心参与CIVITAS的开发、维护，及CIVITAS洛阳文化建设。对于他人不过分的帮忙请求会尽力满足。不久前提倡“在互联网成为主要传播手段的今天，创作者应有权简便地获取内容发布这种最基础的服务”，为创作者制作过一些工具，并对七七起到实质帮助。
* 直率：据其自述，年幼时曾十分善良软弱。目前已经是个坚强成熟的成年人，但仍会偶尔大哭（见膜三图6）。引起了大姐姐兮嘉的保护欲。
* 懒：~~（那我也懒得写了，开玩笑）~~实际上是很勤奋、高效的人，懒只是自我吐槽~~及偶尔放放鸽子~~用的。

## 兴趣爱好

* 游戏：常直播玩横版动作类游戏，也与群员一起玩多人小游戏（如Tricky Towers、100% Orange Juice等）。偏好独立游戏及精品游戏，沉迷FF14（最终幻想14），也是Nintendo Switch玩家。
* 动漫：喜欢废萌向的日本动漫，也看画风可爱的国漫。喜欢b站“教主”ilem的作品。
* 吐槽：在许多问题上拥有独特见地与价值观，对于自己认为蠢的事情或者他人的想法会毫不留情地吐槽。群员们对此又爱又怕（怕不都是抖M）。
* 卖萌：早期曾扮演天然呆的萌妹子形象，曾用群名片“平地摔的三三”，在某些社交平台上也标注性别女。早期被认作萌妹子程序媛，自己也不刻意否认，因此被称作“三妹”至今。

技能
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* 编程开发：拥有全栈工程师的实力，善于发现需求并很快实现，甚至还会P图，是令人仰望的存在。
* 抵抗停电：由于合租室友常吹头发、煮水引发跳闸停电，所以购买了UPS（不间断电源）用于电子设备的保护，以便及时合闸恢复供电。已经用坏一个UPS并换新，在停电问题上抗打击能力max。
* 画工程图：曾经也学过工程制图，不过已经不太用得上了（但又未必是这样）。

## （虚拟）家庭

### 子女

* 女儿：Ainou
* 性别未知：二三三（坊间谣传，二三三和Ainou为同一人物）

膜三
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Mayor Guinness

Mayor Guinness is the mayor of the now destroyed Flintown. He has not been seen since its destruction.

## Appearance

Mayor Guinness is a portly man that typically wears a black suit and sports a large handlebar mustache.

## History

The only time Mayor Guinness has been seen is when The Party saved the town from the Firenewt invasion. At that point he thanked them for their work and requested that they help clear out the old temple that had a large Umber Hulk inside. After The Party accomplished this he rewarded them with a Ring of Water Walking and some gold.
沉寂山风

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> 整死狗群员，建立清真黄群！
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## 人物概况

* 沉寂山风是废纸协会~~狗~~鸟管理。吃货省人，同时也是精神弗兰人~~（所以是老蘑菇的亲密老表）~~。
* 常见的称呼有岚岚（杜子腾、曲奇、七七）、沉总（三三、兮嘉、久久田）、山风打人/擅讽达人（观象山妖怪）、岚总（M君）等。~~江湖传说真名苏岚。~~
* 头像是海鹦~~，曾一度被认作企鹅~~。因为以前梦想成为哲学家，又听说海鹦踱步的样子像个哲学家，因此而确立了形象。~~也是为了卖萌。~~后又因受不了小夕的海鹦十八吃，强行更换种族，变成犀鸟。
* 情感状况：母胎单身，即将成为魔法师~~（也是个白膜法师）~~。
* 虽然经常加班及爆肝玩游戏，却有一头没有掉发担忧的浓密粗硬乌黑短发。

## 性格特点

* 性情温和：~~虽然时常装作要整死狗群员，~~并不喜欢与任何人吵架/抬杠，爱做和事佬。
* 兴趣广泛：乐意了解各门类知识，但并不能精通。立志成为现代的“博物学者”。
* 自闭：实际上有点社交恐惧，又渴望社交，是个矛盾的人。

## 宗教信仰

* 坚定的马克思主义无神论者~~（却并不是党员）~~。将一切民间宗教迷信活动当作普通民俗活动看待。
* 不相信中医理论（阴阳五行相生相克），但愿意接受部分中草药制品的疗效。非常喜欢喝广东凉茶及老火靓汤。
* 不相信星座理论，认为十二星座的共同特点就是缺钱。（暴言）
* 不相信锦鲤图等网络迷信可以转运或暴富。总之是个悲观主义者。

## 兴趣爱好

* 美食：爱好湖南米粉、港式下午茶、重庆小面等各地小吃~~，~~~~也~~~~吃胡建人（最好是煲汤）~~。而且竟然吃不胖。
* 饮酒：最近以搜集品尝国际各色精酿啤酒为乐，过上了今朝有酒今朝醉的生活。
* 游戏：号称最喜欢玩舰娘（艦隊Collection），常在群内发肥猪抽搐图（见右图）以表达热爱。也是P社游戏忠实拥趸、主机游戏玩家。
* 动画：Fate系列、石头门、JOJO的奇妙冒险。
* 读书：以杂书为主，各专业各题材来者不拒（前提是能看懂）。~~共性是都读不完。~~
* 摸鱼聊天：人称“住在废协”，是个几分钟不聊天就要死的人。由于经常加班，无聊寂寞，经常**在工作期间**有一搭没一搭地与各种群员聊天或联机小游戏~~（并分不清是在摸鱼还是在搬砖）~~。

技能
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* 语言：熟练掌握普通话、粤语、书面英语，会说西南官话，并能少量听懂闽南语；法语入门水平，日语还记不住五十音~~，却会常常练习日式英文~~。不会任何语言的编程。
* 修理电子产品：传说中瞪一眼就能解决故障（隔着网线也有效）。
* 修图：经常随性地使用PS~~或Windows画图工具~~为群员修改、制作表情包，并获得好评（但并不会画画）。
* 接梗：理论上可以~~在百度和维基百科的帮助下~~接住任意梗，并随机进行借题发挥~~然后冷群~~。
* 说怪话：经常用时下流行梗进行政治或非政治的隐喻，严重影响二三三上大学的合法权益。
* 画工程图：本科所学技能，并不擅长，却是维持生活的根本~~（难死塔能碾压众人的原因）~~。
* 装机：是岭南装机派掌门人。门下有徒，观象山妖怪。

## 加群契机

三三在建立了废纸协会后，很快邀请了沉寂山风作为第二名成员加入了协会。是协会创立者之一，群管理员。具体参词条废协创立。

## 人物经历

### 餐馆创业阶段

在同性交友网站CIVITAS中，沉寂山风创办了餐馆“风之谷”，并曾长期担任平城骑士团管理，是一位颇具名望的老板。他本人是一位食品加工大宗师，在开办餐馆期间，甚至出版了一套《风之谷烹饪课堂》丛书教洛阳民众配制营养均衡的食谱。

### 扳手指统计学家

在同性交友网站CIVITAS中，沉寂山风曾创作了系列抄本《洛阳住房人口普查》，并自称是“扳手指”统计出来的。该系列抄本深受公众欢迎，甚至一度远销亚历山大城，受到西方居民的追捧。后又与三三合作于洛阳独间文化书局推出了进阶版的统计抄本《独间经济速报》，同样大受好评，并成为该书局的招牌抄本之一。

### 沉迷说怪话

乐于接受网络流行梗，并在群内进行传播及再创作。早期热衷于在废协群中做膜法师、玩清真表情包、传播白学~~（成立清真黄群）~~。后来由于QQ群聊屏蔽了许多清真表情图，只好转而玩正经梗，拼命压抑体内的洪荒之力，说怪话的次数逐渐减少。最近得知二三三是机器人不用上大学，还能代为转发怪话，洪荒之力就又压不住了。最近因为微博号爆炸，再也不敢说怪话了。

### 成为黑歹先锋

作为废协群体内最早开始黑小歹的成员之一，沉寂山风也堪称是黑小歹群体里最花样百出的一个。
举例：（待编辑）

## 废协成就

### 废协副统帅

废协独裁暴君伟大群主三三的忠实拥趸，“凡是三太阳作出的决策，我们都坚决维护；凡是三太阳的指示，我们都始终不渝地遵循”，是深得三太阳信任的左膀右臂（某天半夜发了张美食图，立刻就被三三禁了言坐上了三叉戟）。

### 废协梗王

没有他不懂的梗，凭借用梗天赋和PS技术成为黑歹运动的先驱，也活跃了群内气氛，受到了群员的一致好评。

用梗举例：（待编辑）

### 机喜智尊

出于溜须拍马的目的，群员称呼独裁暴君伟大群主三三为“三太阳”，并称呼副统帅沉寂山风为“岚月亮”。岚月亮又给自己的称呼加上了“机喜智尊”的前缀，其含义为“机警、喜庆、智慧、尊贵”。（谐音洗衣液广告“机洗至尊蓝月亮”）

## 黑岚图

沉寂山风深谙PS技术，经常P众群员的黑图，于是众群员（包括自己）也礼尚往来制作了黑岚图。由于沉寂山风的头像为一只呆萌的海鹦，故而海鹦成为了黑岚图中最常出现的意象。
权当哲学

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根据现存聊天记录考据，“权当”这一用词最早由伟大的三太阳于2014年提及，但当时并未成为文化模因。后经由废纸协会哲学家观象山妖怪于公元2015年10月10日再次提出，并经大家逐步完善，最终于2018~2019年发展为废协独有的哲学文化。这期间，权当哲学最为经典的一次应用见“权当没有大阳台”事件。

然而提出“权当没有”这一话题的起因，由于年代久远，聊天记录佚失了关键的10分钟（2015年10月10日凌晨1点-1点10分），因此暂不可考。~~那就权当没有了吧。~~

## 哲学内涵

权当哲学从最开始的“权当没有”四字逐步发展为“**权当没有，得过且过。欣然接受，乐在其中。**”这十六字箴言，很好的表现出观象山妖怪豁达的世界观，在废协中引为美谈。

权当哲学是一门深奥而又诡辩的人生哲学，本质上是一种**主观唯心主义**。对于一种实体，用权当哲学的方式来认知：即便有也可权当没有，即便没有也可权当有；即便少也可权当多，即便多也可权当少；即便某物是A，也可权当是B……即“权当”的对象可以是任何事物或状态，并通过“得过且过”转化为另一种事物或状态。

在权当哲学中，事物不会以其客观实在为转移，而以认知者“得过且过”的愿望为转移；认知者希望“权当”事物是什么，事物就会变成愿望中的状态。可以说，权当是手段，“得过且过”的愿望是目的。权当哲学通过强大、独特的认知方式，将愿望与现实认知为同一的，以此获得成就感，从而使人进入“欣然接受，乐在其中”的人生状态。

权当哲学的具体涵义是：**“权”是一种妥协，“当”则是内心的主观能动。**但权当哲学并非个人单向地对现实环境妥协。权当哲学的运用，一方面有屈从于现实的状况，降低自己的心理预期；一方面也有从内心深处改造现实的状况，使得现实从心所欲。所以当人发现身体力行也无法改变现实、或某事不能达成心理预期时，权当哲学便能发挥它的作用，以退为进，让认知和现实更和谐地统一起来。

刚接触权当哲学时，初学者常常陷于朴素唯物主义的窠臼中，不愿接受这种扭曲作直、指鹿为马的哲学思维方式，非要一边心存幻想一边直面现实，不撞南墙不回头。但经历了现实生活的艰难困苦后，越来越多的人意识到，权当哲学可以保护自己不被残酷的现实击垮，通过调整理想和现实的关系，化悲愤为力量、化痛苦为快乐。

综上所述，权当哲学可谓是21世纪10年代中叶基于实用主义和现实主义的、伟大的生存哲学。

## 历史意义

“权当”话题的提出之时，正是“七字革命”的前夜——同发生于2015年10月10日，时间仅间隔约8小时；“权当没有”的口号则直接导致了“七字革命”的爆发——由于原六字名片形式【AAA的BB】不能满足“权当没有”这一四字形容词，才会由更进步、更多样化的七字名片所取代。而“权当”逐渐发展为哲学，则逐渐充实了废协群员们的心灵，在丰富谈资之余，也让世界不再那么残酷。

“权当哲学”也使得观象山妖怪从一位气韵呆滞的熊孩子成长为废协中伟大的哲学家，而受群员们爱戴追捧。

## 争议与评价

### 争议

就权当哲学是否能称之为一门哲学这个问题，狗头科学家兮嘉认为，我们可以权当它是一门哲学，这也与它的名字“权当哲学”相符。

### 评价

废协著名学者沉寂山风认为，权当哲学能让信奉者"活得很开心"：权当哲学不是丧，也不是正能量，它是脱离了低级趣味的个人价值观的外化，是强大的精神力量。

权当哲学是不是逃避现实？沉寂山风指出，不能简单地认为这是一种逃避，因为主观唯心主义讲求“心外无物”，现实即存在于内心之中；权当哲学是忠于内心的，通过内心的认知去接受现实、改造现实。因此权当哲学是种独特的现实主义哲学。

### 声明

观象山妖怪就“权当哲学”问题声明：1.放弃对“权当哲学”的唯一解释权，任何洛阳废纸协会合法群员皆可对本词条追加符合社会主义核心价值观的个人见解。2.任何因过度依赖“权当哲学”造成的后果由个人自己承担。3.抵制不良哲学，拒绝邪典哲学，信了权当哲学，权当受骗上当。适度权当益脑，沉迷权当伤身，随便安排时间，享受权当生活。
十月夕

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> 小歹就是小歹，不是小夕！
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## 人物概况

* 十月夕是废纸协会群成员，荣誉管理，日常活跃成员之一。夜郎国人，喜食辣椒及各种辣味食品。
* 群里昵称为小夕（因此下文皆以小夕简称之）~~，也常被称作小歹、歹子、歹呆、歹歹、歹霸天~~。
* 凭本事当上了国家蛀虫中的一员，经常下午三点就下班了，并在群里炫耀。
* 情感状态：单身。

## 加群契机

* 曾是CIVITAS洛阳集团“洛神会”管理员，活跃度较高。因时值洛阳举办灯谜活动，小夕为主办者之一，由此加入废纸协会。
* 入群后因常常被黑成为废协话题女王，活跃度非常高。常要求群主三三提供管理员地位，从未成功，只被口头册封了“荣誉管理”。因此也另立中央，成立了由自己做群主的“夜郎线上客服处理中心”群，以分庭抗礼。

## 性格特点

* 直率：说话直来直去，不怎么愿意绕弯子，被黑了以后也马上会用表情包回击。晚上沾枕头就能睡着，心事不多，可以说是距离抑郁症最远的人。
* 坚强：自从被当做“小歹”已经好几年了，小夕也慢慢接受了这一称谓，并未因受到打击而沉沦。现实生活中也是如此，虽然不如意之事十有八九，仍然对生活充满了热情。

技能
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* 修理：能自己修电脑、装灯泡等。
* 摸鱼：下班时间特别早，经常下午三点就溜了；上班时间内如果主任不在，也经常在群里聊天。
* 烹饪：经常自己做饭，可竞选群内大厨前三位。
* 金融学：本科所学专业，好像忘得差不多了（也可能是谦虚）。
* 买了退：凭借自身金融学的基础，买游戏相当精打细算，大多数游戏都会在游玩两小时内退款。
* 错字：手机打字不经检查就发出，经常错字并已习以为常。
* 开脑洞：思维跳跃性极强，一般人跟不上其节拍。曾在CIVITAS中创立“美人快递”组织，号称“专为美人服务”，实际上就是代送鲜花，在洛阳、长安、亚历山大三地开展业务。一旦开脑洞结合错字技能，就没有人知道她在说什么。

爱好
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* 追星（主播）：最喜欢B站游戏主播逍遥散人、神奇陆夫人。
* 吃辣：最喜欢吃辣，鄙视不能吃辣的广东、福建人等。
* 耽美：是腐女，但一般不在群员面前流露出此喜好（小夕：我也要面子哒）。
* 动漫：熟悉各类主流及女性向动画、漫画、游戏作品的知识，并经常玩梗。
* 在线多人游戏：剑侠情缘网络版3、阴阳师、Tricky Towers（难死塔）、100% Orange Juice!、8TK等。
* 抽奖：经常在微博、B站转发抽奖，并号召群员“转发送歹”。曾于B站小米直播间抽中小米Max手机一台，后来又抽中了逍遥散人送的抱枕，令广大中奖绝缘体群员们羡慕不已。目前的抽奖目标是PS4（四公主）一台。
* Journey（风之旅人）：一款只能在PS平台上玩的独立游戏，十月夕的曾用头像就是该游戏中的主人公。据说是以前看了某日本玩家的流程视频后就喜欢上了这个游戏，因此才有了对四公主（PS4）的执念。
* 故人太太：特别迷恋故人太太，曾多次求加好友，却被高冷地拒绝，在群中引为笑谈。现已加上了好友。

黑歹
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### 出处

* 小夕由于手机输入法问题，经常在群聊时错字（微博名曾叫做“不是手癌是反应慢-夕”）。在亚历山大群聊天时，首先被称作“小歹”（即夕字加一笔）。后经群员引申，也曾被戏称为小多、小岁、小囱、小歺等。

* 最终固定下来的称谓仍是以“歹”字为基础，先后被称为歹霸天、歹呆（歹歹）、歹子、歹呱呱（也可改称夕瓜）等；废纸协会群员在此基础上，进行了丰富的再创作。
* 公子旷曾经对手癌现象进行研究，并给出猜想：小歹的手癌是由大脑反应跟不上手速导致的，不过至今没有实质性证据。~~小夕自称是手速跟不上自己的脑洞，但并没有人相信。~~

#### 黑歹设定

* 由于电脑键盘\手机键盘输入时常不能避免出错，群员们在聊天时吐槽小夕错字时自己也常常打错。为了甩锅给小夕，群员们早期称自己感染了“小歹病毒”；后来发展为“小歹撒孢了”，可见病原体的设定又变成了真菌类。
* 后来此设定也被小夕自己承认，成为官方设定。

#### 黑歹段子

* 小殇：百度贴吧曾用名首字为“殇”，因此提起黑历史时也被叫做小殇。值得注意的是，“殇”字也为歹字旁，这充分说明小夕本人早和“歹”结下了不解之缘。
* 拼歹歹：2018年，拼多多网商平台曾因卖假货而被网友们戏称为“拼夕夕”，而话题进入废协则变成了“拼歹歹”。
* 自黑：废协内曾经发过口令红包“起床黑小歹辣”（见歹子黑料图4）以及“小歹就是小歹，不是小夕”（见歹子黑料图5），面额均只有1个QQ星。小夕不明就里复读了这两句话，却来不及撤回就被人截图，从此成为证实自黑的材料。
* 三门弄歹：来源是小夕与三三比拼粉红色的少女心，被杜子腾斥责不如三三的一半，是“班门弄斧”；于是按照因地制宜的玩梗原则，沉寂山风提出这是“三门弄歹”，被故人所认同并亲手制作了动图（见黑歹图13）。后常用此图给小夕挽尊。
* 国家蛀虫：参考词条蛀虫之王。
* 小歹心经：起源于小夕参加经济会议，三千个会场被理解为三千大千世界，然后由群友作了佛学上的衍生。参考词条小歹心经。
Elwin

Elwin is the leader of the Ravengarde guild in Falsewood. He is a follower of the Raven Queen.

## Appearance

Elwin is a pale skinned shadar-kai elf with long black hair that has yellow pearlescent highlights in it. He wears black leather armor with a black cape that is clasped with fur pauldrons.

## Weapons and Abilities

Elwin carries a longbow, a hand crossbow, and a rapier.

As a shadar-kai elf, Elwin is able to resist charm and sleep magics and is able to teleport up to 30 feet away.

Elwin is able to sacrifice hit points to deal additional cold damage. Additionally he is able to bind an enemy in place through the power of his blood curse.

## History

### House of Aegis

#### Aberration Invasion Arc

After learning of the Ravengardes existance, Matthias ran into their guildhall to escape a hoard of star spawn chasing him. Elwin, with an arrow notched, approached Matthias and asked his business. After a long discussion, Elwin hesitantly offered the services of the Ravengarde to help Matthias free Falsewood from Fred. Once Matthias returned with Cien Fuegos and Tamatoa, they came up with the plan for the Ravengarde to go collect the agents chimera, Larcurmo, while the agents run a distraction within Freds tower.

The following day, Elwin and his Ravengarde made their way to the towns gate, where they were met with a handful of aberrations. Shortly after they were joined by Matthias and Cien Fuegos who attempted to get the chimera while the Ravengarde fought the enemy. Afterwards they all headed for Freds temple and split up in an attempt to take Fred on two fronts. However the door the Ravengarde hoped to go through was trapped and exploded, instantly killing all of its members except Elwin. Now bloodied Elwin continued to the throne room to assist in the fight against Fred. With the fight over, Elwin and the agents returned to the Ravengarde guildhall to recover and grieve. Elwin thanked the agents by gifting them a Bow of the Bloodhunter and promised that the next time they meet that the Ravengarde will be strong once again.
Killwillow

Killwillow is a Night Hag that had an obsession with Wild Thunder. She was killed by Ackmethia and is currently dating Cookieman in Purgatory.

## Appearance

Killwillow has purple skin, long messy black hair that is filled with baubles and jewelry. She wears red and yellow robes with lots of jewelry and bones.

## Weapons and Abilities

Killwillow carries no weapons other than her claws.

She is able to change her appearance magically. She first used this in Gehenna to trick The Party to help her escape back to Vendread.

She is able to slowly kill you in your dreams each time you fall asleep. She must touch you while she is in the ethereal plane. If she touches you, you lose hit points from your maximum health and are unable to restore them unless a greater restoration spell is cast onto you.

Killwillow has shown to be able to cast the following spells:

* Magic Missile
* Ray of Enfeeblement

## History

### Elements of Fear

Killwillow is first introduced disguised as a dark-skinned human woman traveling the roads of Gehenna. The Party walked by her while traveling to the Gehenna city of Tolkien, she asked where they were going and The Party explained their current quest and their plan to escape back to Vendread. Killwillow asked if she could come with them so that she may return home as well and The Party agreed. While traveling together she and Wild Thunder got close to each other. This closeness caused Killwillow to target Wild Thunder with nightmares that drained his health, though Wild Thunder did not know the reason to these nightmares. After returning to Vendread, Killwillow went to San Dolaire with The Party where they supposedly went their separate ways. However Killwillow was living in one of Wild Thunders trees and continued to haunt him until he begun to seek help. After being told Killwillows true identity by Wrench, Wild Thunder began to hunt her down, eventually finding her on Varis' new ship. After a short battle Killwillow escaped into the ethereal plane and ran away, leaving Wild Thunder alone.

Killwillow is seen again in the Dendrite forest, now reunited with her coven. She and her two sisters, Dread Ethel and Trash Bitch, had kidnapped a young satyr girl named Viola. When reunited with Wild Thunder the two catch up while she holds Viola with a knife to her neck. They then begin a fight after Ackmethia and Ishiido ambush them. The encounter causes two of the three sisters to die, Killwillow included.

Killwillow is seen again in Deaths Door approaching Wild Thunder and Cookieman. Cookieman then introduces Killwillow as his girlfriend.
兮嘉

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> I, Jiajia, slave of money!
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## 人物概况

* 兮嘉是废纸协会真·狗管理。江南水乡出生的狗头科学家~~社会狗~~。
* 曾有多个网名/账号。如郭家小奕、兮嘉等，均来源于三国语C爱好；Coranholmes、Charlotte则是来源于柯南和福尔摩斯。昵称为嘉嘉、嘉狗子（因为常用doge系列表情包）、嘉日天（口头禅之一：我嘉日天服了！）、兮嘉坡、人生赢嘉（因为世界各地旅游、拒绝巨硬offer、程序员家族的经历）。
* 对一起来嗨有着神奇的热情。刚开始只是发文字与颜文字（见标题），后来学会了发doge跳钢管舞的动图，嗨到了一个新的境界。（三三表示确实很骚气）
* 苦读多年千锤百炼终成有着超高绩效3.25的新人社畜。近期由于离岸人民币汇率跌破6.9，沉迷权当哲学的嘉嘉当场发财，权当绩效涨到了3.5——成为废协历史上权当哲学的一次伟大实践！

## 加群契机

* 加入废纸协会前，兮嘉只是CIVITAS洛阳/南郡的小透明新人，经常在广场上刷#固守大魏#的话题，引起不明真相群众的围观。当时CIVITAS社区热度已经不高，恰逢兮嘉有意出抄本却又无所适从，沉寂山风决定邀请其加入废协，共同参与建设洛阳文化事业。
* 后由于参与群聊也十分活跃，被提升为管理员。于2021年4月1日，为了保护废协起名传统被暴君歹呆撤职（其实是因为提前发了猩猩）。

## 性格特点

* 暴躁老姐：反对程序员中的女装大佬、反对公共场所传教、反对非政治性的政治正确（Political Right）但政治上过硬、十分爱国，被戳中痛点一定会毫不留情地表达出来。平时说话很随和，偶尔也会说说粗话、自称“老娘”，暴露出粗犷的一面。
* 逗比：曾在QQ空间发说说：“我再也不是几年前的小逗比了”，然后被一众好友回复：“没错，变成了老逗比”。

## 宗教信仰

* 是中国共产党党员（理论上是马克思主义无神论者）。
* 是飞天面条教认证牧师（理论上是解构主义有神论者）。
* 日常还是会迷信转发转运帖（然而与信仰无关）。

## 兴趣爱好

* 摸鱼聊天：上学期间曾是废协摸鱼王之一，号称一天只工作三小时，每天聊天八小时，并常在导师不在时于研究室摸鱼玩游戏。~~成为社畜后就沉迷工作，聊天时间大大减少了。~~
* 混社交圈：于微博、知乎、Lofter等平台都有上千粉丝，并经常进行创作与发言，是真实网红。
* 磕CP：喜爱各种动漫、游戏【包括但不限于名侦探柯南、死亡笔记、氷菓、Psycho-Pass（心理测量者或心灵判官）、Mystic Messenger（神秘信使）、逆转裁判系列等】，并乐于及时发掘出其中的CP要素进行进一步的解读并与同好沟通。号称自己不是腐女并反对腐女却对BL那一套非常熟悉。
* 三国语C：CIVITAS时代经常在公开演讲中刷#固守大魏#话题，后来号称已淡圈，但目前仍是郭嘉、曹丕的忠实拥趸。
* 旅行：不但玩遍祖国大好河山，还几乎已经走遍大英帝国的主要（前）殖民地（除印度、南非），并去过日本、瑞士等发达国家，游遍东南亚。可以骄傲地宣称“西方哪个国家我没去过”。
* 说~~（转发）~~怪话：因为身在国外（不会被查水表），所以经常在群里转发魔幻新闻并引起讨论，坚持不懈终于使得宝贝QQ号喜提七日小黑屋，于是痛哭流涕屁滚尿流发誓要洗心革面重新做狗~~，从此改用加密聊天软件进行键政活动~~。
* 美食：曾号称“一顿不吃肉不行，最好顿顿有猪肉”。常用表情“弱小、可怜、无助，还能吃”。
* 金钱：自称“Slave of money”，目前正在为实现财富自由的小目标努力搬砖~~摸鱼~~中。
* 安利：总是喜欢把自己喜欢的作品推荐给各位群友（e.g. 勇者大冒险）~~，然而群员们并不感兴趣~~。
* 穿~~人字拖：由于长期在南洋生活，特别喜欢穿人字拖出行。某次自拍中被群友看到此亮点，一度成为其形象标配。~~
* 桌游：是狐氏桌游小组的积极分子，尤其喜欢新桌游开荒活动。但似乎有脸黑体质倾向，因此已经养成每次参加桌游之前要焚香沐浴并脸涂雪花膏的习惯。
* 痴女：自从ChatGPT风行，便开始茶饭不思沉迷于和人工智障谈恋爱。

技能
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* 语言：除普通话外，还掌握吴语、英语、日语等，少量掌握粤语。英语、日语已达到可以进行书面翻译的水平（曾是日语漫画嵌字大佬）。
* 拆包：能（在伟大的三三帮助下）借助工具拆出神秘信使、恋与制作人的游戏数据包。
* 数据分析：现在一把8TK的时间（20分钟）可以跑百万级别的数据。在校时还曾制作分析停车违章状况的AI，号称“兮比拉系统”。
小歹心经

简介
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小歹心经（全名“般若波罗密歹心经”）是由佛教经典《般若波罗密多心经》结合群内最新歹学研究成果，由公子旷改编而成。

内容
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观小歹菩萨，行深孢子蜂蜜蘸辣酱时，照见五味皆辣，度一切歹厄。撒孢子，错不异对，对不异错，对即是错，错即是对，三点下班，亦复如是。撒孢子，是废协特色，不多不少，不吹不黑，不坏不好。是故孢中无毒，无国家蛀虫，无夜郎自大，无歹多岁囱歺，无辣酱，乃至无意识黑。无无黑，亦无无黑尽，乃至不脱单，亦不脱单尽。无夜路死库，无抽奖亦无中奖。以无撒孢子故，锟斤拷锟斤拷，依孢子蜂蜜蘸辣酱，心无挂碍，无挂碍故，无有加班，远离九九六，究竟翘班。三世诸孢，依孢子蜂蜜蘸辣酱故，得QQ星。故知孢子蜂蜜蘸辣酱，是三门弄歹咒，是起床黑歹咒，是三的代表咒，是无错字咒，能除一切歹，真实不虚。故说孢子蜂蜜蘸辣酱咒，即说咒曰：今天三点下班不加班不开会甚至还能摸鱼。
公子旷

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## 人物概况

* 年纪轻轻居然已婚，被~~亲切地~~称为狗粮旷，经常在不经意间抛撒狗粮，废协普遍表示不适，因此常年位于废协加急待踢名单榜首。也有别称“粮非凡”，意思是狗粮的数量和质量都超乎寻常。例句：吔X啦粮非凡！
* ~~虽然滥发狗粮性质恶劣，但实际上这狗粮该死的甜美，令人艳羡。~~
* 是位微博大V，曾因恶搞“锦鲤”用于钓鱼而获上千转发。日常喜欢谈论道教及历史题材话题，也对时事常有评论。发出的微博经常兜兜转转被互不认识的好友转发，言论影响力不容小觑。~~（好友表示转发时完全没注意到旷君的存在，因此也是个透明人）~~

## 加群契机

公子旷在CIVITAS时是#公子旷的历史扯着蛋#话题及同名系列抄本创作者，洛神会成员。三三发出废纸协会的成立演讲后，第二天即加入废协。

## 个人信仰

* 道教，是位在家修行的居士，时常研习道教经文。微博常用语：太乙救苦天尊。

技能
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* 占卜：提供付费占卜服务，卦金高达一分钱。现在已经业务拓展，为年轻人的人生指点迷津，并赚了不少外快。
* 传教：以道教传播为主~~，常与飞天拉面神教牧师兮嘉争抢信众~~。
* 冷群：经常在群里发表奇怪的话题和图片，或传播十分冷门的豆知识，导致一段时间内都无人回应。可能跟体质有关。
* 写作：在CIVITAS时期就以创作《公子旷的历史扯着蛋》的系列抄本而小有名气。后在简书上创作以南京民间历史为题材的小说《宝塔山》，受到网友的好评。
* 电脑修理：曾在沉寂山风的远程帮助下，自己成功拆解台式机清灰及排查故障~~然后发现被种了挖矿木马~~，动手能力很强。

## 参考资料

1. ↑ https://weibo.com/1944316345/HvbTPqiji
Kahzu

Kahzu by @draculanninji

Kahzu is a Satyr poet from the village of Glimmermore. He is currently a member of the House of Aegis.

## Appearance

Kahzu is a Satyr with tan skin, brown hair/ fur, and short horns poking out of his hair. He wears a white button up with rolled up sleeves, a brown vest and a red ribbon tie.

## History

### House of Aegis

#### Infernal Sacrifice Arc

Kahzu was first introduced as a passenger on the airship heading towards Glimmermore. While on the airship he appeared to be reading a book that covered magic and its uses in the bedroom. This grabbed the attention of both Cien Fuegos and Matthias, who seemed to be competing to win the affection of Kahzu. Cien Fuegos seemingly won the competition by asking Kahzu to a date at Glimmermore's tavern, which Kahzu accepted. Matthias also slipped the address of the House of Aegis into Kahzu's book.

Later that night both Cien Fuegos and Matthias joined Kahzu at the bar and spoke with him. They learned that Kahzu was a bard by trade and was working on a poem based on the events of the Demon War, an event that took place nearly 100 years ago to the day. The date ended poorly as Cien Fuegos had gotten wasted before an hour was up and Matthias seemed to be pestering him. Kahzu left in a rush but was stopped outside by Matthias, who apologized for Cien Fuegos actions and gave another paper with the House of Aegis address on it to Kahzu.

The next day the agents returned to Kahzu to say goodbye to him and to invite him to join the House of Aegis. Kahzu agreed but only on the condition that both Cien Fuegos and Matthias stop trying to hit on him and to not ask about his book from the airship. They agreed to the conditions but Matthias added that he would only agree if Kahzu would lend said book to him, Kahzu agreed and told the pair he would join them in the city in about a week as he had to pack his things.

#### Current Arc

Kahzu is seen again in Summerslate at the House of Aegis. Matthias and Cien Fuegos ask him to help interview the applicants for the Golden Arrow by making orders at the bar. Later that week he travels with the guild to Autumn Hollow.
如何误解废协群友

简介
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“如何误解废协群友”是沉寂山风偶得灵感想出来的反向描述群友特质的梗，框架为废协的七字名片，内容为群友特质的反义词+群友昵称，具有黑色幽默的性质。经三三提议，特辑录于此，并为不明真相的群员补充上释义。

内容
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1.热爱文科三太阳

2.一言不发岚月亮

3.从不花痴嘉狗子

4.单身和尚公子旷

5.字字珠玑歹霸天

6.钢铁直男杜子腾

7.热爱鸭头故鹌鹑

8.表里正直卜喵喵

9.大众审美熊妖怪

10.面无表情瑾姐姐

11.不会写字饼老师

12.网络透明跳舞七

13.焚琴煮鹤颍水鸦

14.低俗烂梗ＭＲＺ

15.断幺放铳温特汪

16.不可食用君未知

释义
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1.三太阳并不喜欢文科和文科生。

2.岚月亮最喜欢水群了，可以从早水到晚。

3.嘉狗子发起花痴可是一等一的厉害，额温会瞬间上涨到250°C。

4.公子旷是爱发狗粮的道教徒。

5.歹霸天打字并非不检查；但经过披阅十载，增删五次，最后还是会选到错字——七七。

6.杜子腾说话总是给给的——他自己也这么说。

7.故鹌鹑其实是害怕鸭头啦！

8.卜喵喵是天然黑：表面天然，实则腹黑——歹霸天。

9.熊妖怪是个脱离了大众审美趣味的人。

10.瑾姐姐是废协的表情包之王。

11.饼老师是知名网络写手及网文写作教程编写者。

12.跳舞七的粉丝已经至少几十万了。

13.颍水鸦爱琴如命，且并买不起鹤来煮。

14.ＭＲＺ的梗从来都是阳春白雪、曲高和寡兼学富五车。

15.温特汪的日麻功力深不可测，已是三星雀杰，铳率不到15%。

16.君未知是群内著名福建人。
Chris

Chris its a minor character that got once mentioned by Ralph

## Killed Victims

This list shows the victims that Chris has killed

* Possibly numerous counts of Walkers

## Pre-Apocalypse

Chris was brother of Ralph, and they both was dealing drugs in one of San Fierro streets, nothing its known expect that it been confirmed that he along with Ralph had parents.

## Post-Apocalypse

### "Fear the new Faces"

Chris wasn't shown in this Chapter, the only thing we know about him its that Ralph mentioned to Luke that he and Chris was hiding in one of San Fierro Locations, and when it was Chris time to stay on duty, he got bitten in neck, and Ralph killed him to prevent reanimation.

## Relationships

### Ralph

Ralph was his brother, and Ralph once mentioned that he liked his brother more than his parents, with confirms that they both had really great relation. After Chris death Ralph was really sad.
故人

## 人物概况

糊剑糊粥人，废纸协会群成员，同性交友网站CIVITAS的早期玩家之一，著名小说作家、画家，代表作有旧事便笺等。由于在文学和美术上拥有惊人的天赋和功底，年纪轻轻就被被大家尊称为“故人太太”，有时也直接简称“太太”。是个身长183的彪形大汉。

作为CIVITAS中洛阳城的人气作家和画家而加入废纸协会。

爱好
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绘画、写诗、小说创作；吃泡面；欣赏音乐剧并在过后兴奋得手舞足蹈；看霹雳布袋戏。

经历
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早在初中时期创作的褒姒表情包生动活泼，一炮走红，深受圈内喜爱，深切贯行了“出名要趁早”的理论；褒姒团队甚至表示愿意开一份工资邀请故人加盟效力，但惨遭拒绝。

在废纸协会成员中，故人是第二老的CIVITAS玩家，仅次于君未知战。

洛阳城人气最高的作家之一甚至没有之一，抄本作品一经出版就会反复售罄，是“洛阳纸贵”这一典故的由来。甚至时有风雅少年在她的抄本下留言：“故人太太我要给你生孩子！”

在团建活动——你画我猜游戏中轻易击败“噩梦”级水平的岚岚，吊打其他成员，成为全群冠军。
Lee

Lee is a major character of the whole Urban Death Series.

## Overwiew

Lee its propably the most friendly, kind and calm character in the entire Urban Death Series. There was no situactions in the entire series where he was in an argument, Lee its calm in stressful situactions and he is mostly a Pacifist, with says that he dislikes violence. After meeting the group he was always silent and he was always doing his orders without hestitaion.

## Killed Victims

This list shows the victims that Lee has killed

* Numberous counts of Walkers

## Pre-Apocalypse

Lee was a experienced Huntsmen, with means he was hunting deers and hunting other animals. There is not much know about his life expect that he was living in a Countryside
Urban Death Season 1

Urban Death Season 1 its the first Season of the popular series Urban Death, this artictle shows the category of Characters, Locations and Groups that was used in this Series. This also shows chapters, beacuse main story was happening in Chapters.

## Characters

* Main Characters (Season 1)
* Major Characters (Season 1)
* Minor Characters (Season 1)

## Locations

* Prison
* Ralph's Basement
* San Fierro
* Factory
* Pawn Shop
* Hospital
* Airport
* Park

## Groups

* Prison Survivors
* Bikers

## Chapters

The chapters are set in numbers, from the first chapter ever to last chapter

1. Fear the new Faces
2. Hello Neighbour
3. Trapped in Hell
4. Trying to Survive
5. Looting the Scraps *(Currently in Progress)*
Relzurend

Relzurend is a retired adventurer from Falsewood. He is friends with Nim Teinithra.

## Appearance

Relzurend is a dragonborn with purple scales and green eyes. He wears common tan colored clothing with some leather strapings.

## History

### House of Aegis

#### Aberration Invasion Arc

Relzurend is first mentioned by Nim Teinithra to the agents, explaining that Relzurend is a old friend of theirs and that they sent a concerning letter written in thieves cant mentioning that something has happened in Falsewood. Relzurend is seen later within his home. He explains to the agents that a creature named Fred came into town, created a tower, and called himself king.
观象山妖怪

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## 个人简介

* 简称观象山~~观山象~~或妖怪，昵称怪怪，常用网名GXS\_17。代表形象是吹笛小熊猫（棕熊、浣熊、狗熊皆可），吹笛水平却相当低下。
* 和蔼又耐心，十分捧场，气韵呆滞，是个天真的外交家。最近还透露自己有暴食特质。
* 常住地为威廉皇帝快乐岛，曾做过白领丽人，现在是一位常常感到惊讶的小编。对渝地饮食有各种负面、狭隘、偏激看法。
* 打字时吐字不清实为卖萌，这种表述手法师承杜子腾，例如常用“窝”（我）、“泥”（你）、“康康”（看看）等词。
* 是一个英语黑洞，本人自称经常“记错词还爱瞎想”，最经典的黑洞事件是把著名大保健网站pornhub记成了pornhug，给废协带来了许多欢声笑语。另外还能自创一些英文单词，如将这样的怪话称作“Guaiglish”。

## 个人爱好

* KTV独自欢唱6小时。
* 左右互搏玩桌游，带着有钱亲戚送的一千块入了尊贵的正版桌游坑，现实中却没有爱玩桌游的朋友。特技：精分斗地主。
* 画小画。能在讲座、英语课、动员大会、地震演习等不适宜场合随笔作画。
* 单机过家家游戏，能将大部分游戏玩成过家家、装修房子。喜欢自由度高~~可以开修改器~~的游戏，特别喜欢王国~~丧失~~风云2。也喜欢多人休闲游戏，经常跟废协众人玩TrickyTower、100%OrangeJuice、8TK、你画我猜、雀魂等小游戏。
* 胡乱安利。跟随三三入了FF14的坑。经常在群里招募大家进入艾欧泽亚欢乐游~~然后惨遭拒绝~~。后来甚至发展到拉三三、M君去王国风云2中谈恋爱这样的神奇安利方式~~，堪称丧心病狂~~。

## 个人经历

### 得过且过

观象山妖怪某次在更改自己群名片的时候，手癌把“巨熊母”打成了“只熊母”（虽然我们仍未知道那天妖怪的这两个名字究竟是什么意思）又懒得修改，问其原因，妖怪则回答“得过且过放过自己吧”。后来这个名字成为了她另一个满意的网名。

### 漫漫修电脑之路

上大学期间，观象山妖怪的电脑经常出现问题，她年轻时总相信电脑城的小哥能帮她修好，结果被骗了数次，其中有一次甚至花巨额购买了一套Adobe正版软件。后来妖怪心死，再也不去电脑城找小哥修电脑了。

最近因为做设计~~玩FF14和丧失风云~~的需要，在沉寂山风的~~怂恿和~~指导下，观象山妖怪亲自采购了许多电脑部件，并自己组装好了一台台式电脑；在三三的远程帮助下，还装好了纯净又先进的Win10操作系统。目前从硬件到软件都对电脑有了充分的了解，再也不是以前的电脑小白了~~成为了一位拥有好人卡的妖怪~~。

### ~~有钱亲戚~~

~~观象山妖怪的亲戚都特别富有，出入迪拜等国际都市，每每出手送礼至少也是iPad级别，让废协穷众羡慕不已。~~新冠肺炎疫情后，就再也没有了。

### 情意重

除了亲戚的礼物，妖怪从不白拿朋友的东西，也不白受朋友的好处。花费巨资购买电脑后，初入社会的妖怪每日只吃白粽子和豆腐包子，生活一度十分窘迫。但为了答谢群友的装机之恩，不惜破费上百元赠送家乡特产牛肉干，真是不枉“情意重”之名。

### 账户拥有年限1（2018年限定）

2017年3月22日，带着学校报销的两千块入了G胖的陷阱，岁月不居，时节如流，短短一年，就解锁了“牛逼闪闪的玩家徽章”，买了超多多人欢乐小游戏，最喜欢和大家联机摸鱼啦！快来玩！快来玩！

### 不懂英语

跟群内其他精通多种语言的高搜不同，妖怪是个完全的语言黑洞，虽然有18年的英语学习经历，但水平低下，高中模拟考试中有选择题一道没对的惊人创举！却偶尔愿意顶着未汉化版本玩玩游戏。

而经过小半年的王国风云2游戏历程，妖怪甚至能辨认生僻的七宗罪、七美德及各类传染病单词，真是怪别三日当刮目相看。

### 欠下巨债

曾于一天之内欠下三笔巨债：

1.嘉嘉回国的车票（由于不知道新加坡并非孤岛而与大陆相连，信口答应给兮嘉出回国路费而欠下巨债）
2.歹呆的劳务费（阴差阳错诽谤群主三太阳，歹呆主动救场，妖怪因此欠下巨额劳务费）
3.给大家的保释金（因诽谤三太阳而惨遭踢刑，需支付巨额保释金）

## 个人作品

观象山妖怪学艺出身，经常在群内进行即兴创作。其实创造力已经灯尽油枯，是个蹩脚艺术家[来源请求?]。

狐朋狗友组妖怪想象中的兮嘉妖怪手绘三三头像妖怪手绘君君头像小夕头像
## 常用表情包

可能是因为学艺术出身，观象山妖怪经常在废协群中使用一些奇怪的表情包。本词条收录了妖怪常用的表情包，其中图一和图二由沉寂山风命名为四脚筛糠兽和抚豚绿笔搁。
Fight

Fight is a tiefling from Hesteria that managed to hide from the vampire Rorack Black before The Party arrived.

## Appearance

Fight has red skin, black hair, and white eyes. He wears loose fitting clothing.

## History

### Elements of Fear

Fight is first introduced pulling The Party aside to save them from the vampires searching for them. Fight explains that because of his infernal heritage the vampires can't infect him. He has been in hiding as the vampires are guarding the towns exit. Rorack has been searching for Fight to kill him so that he doesn't get in he way of his plans. He tells The Party where they can find where Roracks staying in town and he stays behind to protect Kethra from the other vampires. After Rorack is defeated Fight and Kethra leave Hesteria and open a tavern together.
Urban Death Wiki

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## Welcome to Urban Death

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## Current Roleplays

The amount of series that ended, or are currently in progress

* Urban Death Season 1

* Urban Death: The Crazy Duel

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