Mark (LAN PARTY)

**Mark** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in the LAN PARTY series of the Aunty Donna Podcast.

His mother is a nurse and his father is deceased.

Mark is a movie buff. He doesn't have a girlfriend on purpose because he is a free agent and likes to root around. He claims to have several women on the go, but in reality has never had sex.

He has about 25 DVDs on his shelf. He is an empath. He has a job at KFC.

## Biography

Two of his best friends, Broden and Zach, came round to his house for a LAN party. He debated what would happen in the next Avengers movie with Broden. When Broden said he had a girlfriend named Churn, he remembered her when Broden said she worked at Jetty Surf, as she had got Mark a discount on his Dickies shorts. (*Podcast Ep 143 - LAN PARTY*)

Mark was on a mission from God that blew his mind as he saw something online that blew his fucking mind. Mark said he was waiting for marriage to have sex and if you looked at his penis it would show that he is still a virgin. He sung a song to *Just Shoot Me*'s intro telling Broden that he was wrong about *Spin City* being the superior comedy, calling him a silly bastard. He believes that the Star Wars prequels are as good as the original trilogy. He talked with excitement about J. J Abrams releasing a trailer for *Star Wars: The Rise of the Skywalker* and speculated on the trailer while watching it with Zach and Broden. He revealed every Good Friday he goes to a McDonalds to buy and eat something with red meat to stick it to religion. He revealed his favourite superhero was Deadpool as he breaks all the rules. He was briefly uninvited from Zach's *La Porchetta* birthday party after he disrespected Zach's mother. Mark told Zach he would not be strong enough to wield the *Infinity Gauntlet* as he wasn't strong in spirit. He lied about having had anal sex with a 21 year old. (*Podcast Ep 146 - LAN PARTY 2*)

Mark attended a LAN party for Zach's birthday at Broden's house to play *League of Legends,* but wasn't going to stay all night as his nonna made fresh cannoli for him with both vanilla and chocolate custard. He insisted to Broden that he had Nike Air Jordan shoes that his nonno possed down to him. He told Zach the best way to eat a KFC Twister was with two extra crispy strips. He called his mother asking if he could be brought back to Broden's place after the cannolis, and she said yes but only if he did chores over the weekend. He revealed his poos are quite solid. He overheard a conversation between Zach and Broden where Zach explained Broden's copy of *Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets* was burned in his backyard by his stepdad Mark explained that *Twix Pods* are terrible and talked about shopping at an Italian supermarket down the road. Mark bought a CD by Guido Hatzis. He bragged about having watched *Donnie Darko* which he didn't think anyone else would understand. He offered to send Zach some porn GIFs but warned him it would be mixed with horrible gore. *(Podcast Ep 201 - LAN PARTY 3*)

Mark claimed to have woken up first the morning after the sleepover LAN party and contested Zach's claim that he had woken up first. He talked about liking intellectual comedy like A *Bit of Fry & Laurie*. He was ticked off from yesterday as his fuckhead dog nonna had filled the cannolis with ricotta, and the pastry had been store-bought. She had only recently gotten out of the hospital but felt there would still be enough time for her to make them fresh and with proper ingredients. His nonna makes fresh vino every Christmas which he is allowed a sip of, which is better than the trash Broden's family is drinking because it doesn't have any preservatives. He claims his ex-girlfriend's dad let him have a sip of his $750 alcohol from 1975, which Broden rated a 4 out of 5.

Mark revealed he was into ass-play and self-sucking which he liked to incorporate in the bedroom when he's a cheeky babe, and that he definitely has a couple chicks on the go, but he couldn't name them. Mark revealed the previous night they'd taken out Broden's artbook to draw pictures of naked women and Broden's father walked in asking when he was actually going to have sex. Mark said his according to his father, his mother orgasmed when giving birth to him and he doesn't know what that means. Mark complained about the inconsistency in quality between McDonalds and that it should be taken to parliament. Mark asked for a Bloody Mary and specified not a virgin Mary when Broden said he sometimes drank a few beers with breakfast, saying if you want yeast for your breakfast it's okay but you're at risk of a yeast infection, as his mother once had a yeast infection and he read the ingredients of beer bottle and saw it contained yeast.

When asked what Tekken character he would be, he said 'the bear'. Mark said Tekken was too slow for him and he preferred Mortal Kombat where you could pull a spine out and fuck it. He told Zach he needed to be himself but also that he needed to be prepared to rag on him. Mark talked about how Mr. Bean was genius because he could communicate many comedic ideas without saying a single word, but agreed with Broden saying that The Bean Movie allowed for more depth as the character could speak. Mark feels the best way to masturbate is not with porn but is with imagination, saying he has more intense orgasms that way. He said he was not attracted to cartoon characters like Broden but felt like he could rank how much they turned him on. Mark lied about having sex in a Gold Class cinema which he preferred to normal cinemas as you could recline the seats. When Zach asked about his favourite sex scene in a movie, Mark said his home videos he shot with his Nokia and said he'd send it to Zach, but went back on it. Mark left as his mother was picking him up and he had a shift at KFC. *(Podcast Ep 202 - LAN PARTY 4*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 143 - LAN PARTY
* Podcast Ep 146 - LAN PARTY 2
* Podcast Ep 201 - LAN PARTY 3
* Patreon Poddy 69 - EP 7 - Big Broden
* Podcast Ep 202 - LAN PARTY 4
* Podcast EP 228 - LAN PARTY 5 feat. Tawny Newsome
* Podcast Ep 248 - LAN PARTY 6, The Snyder Cut