Impaler Sean

Impaler Sean also known as "Gaol an Súl Seipteach", is a supporting antagonist appearing in the LagascaVerse. He is the patriotic "Irish" mastermind behind the Royal Corgi Pizzeria, the front organisation of the Irish Republican Army that is used for secondary income and money laundering. Despite his nationalism, he is only actually half Irish and was born in England and does his best to hide the fact half his ancestry is of his people's former enemy.

Impaler Sean is the main antagonist of the Gabriel vs the IRA Arc.

## Plot

The ideology of a United Ireland paired with extreme patriotism drove Sean to join the Irish Republican Army, under the guise of the Royal Corgi Pizzeria. It is brutal terrorist organisation responsible for the now dystopian Ireland. Gabriel sought to put an end to his reign upon the imprisonment of Filipinos in Royal Corgi Concentration Camp #43. At the end of the Royal Corgi Pizzeria Infiltration Arc, Sean is revealed to be the leader but tragically dies to a typo on a letter bomb’s address causing it to be wrongly delivered to him. As the infiltration arc ends, Impaler Sean’s Gaol an Súl Seipteach blood manifests and his physical appearance changes. His power increases tenfold as his true form, SeanSepticEye is magnificently revealed to to the viewer.

## Abilities and Equipment

#### Enhanced Sense of Smell

Sean’s Srón Mhór (Great Nose) enables him to have the sense of smell of a Corgi and he is able to detect any chemical in the air with it. His olfactory senses make any stealth related abilities useless before him. This is how Gabriel’s seemingly perfect Peperoni Pizza disguise was unveiled at the end of the Infiltration Arc.

#### Srón Michi (*Way of The Nose*)

Sean’s area of martial art expertise is the Hiberno-Japanese technique of Sròn Michi or “Way of the Nose”. This ability is where the name “Impaler” originates. Users of this sacred *ealaíona comhrac* are able to greatly strengthen the structural integrity of their nose and extend it up to 1000x its usual length. Sean’s already abnormally large nose meant that his ability to extend his 5 inch nose, gives him a range of 127 metres. It is strong enough to pierce a human skull and it can be used in a way akin to a sniper rifle.

#### Unarmed combat and Dornálaíocht

Sean is also a master of more conventional martial arts. He is fierce in a fist fight due to his Dornálaíocht style boxing skills. This makes him a formidable foe at both close and long ranges, making his only weakness attacks from outside his own range. He currently holds a Guinness World Record for most pub fights in a year (6478 total).

#### Pet Royal Corgi

Due to Sean’s crippling dyslexia he suffers from a raging phobia of written words, when attempting to read any from of text Sean blacks out for 3 days minimum. Due to his dyslexia Sean requires his corgi to the read for him, in exchange for peanut butter on his oversized hair ridden, pungent, crusty, vinegary, Irish scrotum. The Royal Corgi is also an experienced user in Yiffu No Jutsu, fighting alongside Sean in the Royal Corgi Pizzeria Infiltration Arc.

### Gaol an Súl Seipteach

Due to once delivering a pizza to Jacksepticeye’s second cousin’s son’s former roommate’s dentist, he inherited the will of the Septic Eye. Upon Sean’s death his once deceased corpse has life breathed into it once again, becoming one with the SepticEye. Upon the transformation Sean’s base power is enhanced 50x, his technique of Srón Michi can cut through space and time whilst in this form.

## Criminal Record

* Jaywalking (x3)
* Littering (x7)
* Terrorism (x428)
* Mass Genocide (x1)
* Tax Fraud (x113)
* Underage Drinking (x12)
* Bomb Threats (x1061)