NSA Island

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> *"No simps allowed"* - NSA Island's official rule
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The NSA is a shopping island south-west from spawn that was founded on the 14th of March, 2020 by RegionalExpert and koojowastaken.

### Description

A player-made island filled with shops, stands and stalls

## Shops

There are a range of shops and stands offered by both the island owners and player residents.

### WcDonalds

WcDonalds is a fast food establishment, owned by Regional Expert, offering a single item, the BigWac™ - A steak for $1.00 - although RegionalExpert offers other foodstuffs on the playershops.

> *"10/10 Greatest BigWac ever tasted"* - EmiEybrows
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### Carl's Fresh Produce

Carl's Fresh Produce appears to be a stand selling food, but as yet remains closed, operated and owned by CarlWheezer69420. A sign can be seen informing clients that they intend to restock soon.

### Nifdil Supplies and Workshop

Nifdil Supplies and Workshop, owned by RegionalExpert, contains a variety of tools, workbenches and enchanting tables. Its walls are decorated with some creatively named enchanted tools, banners and bookshelves, with the building itself being primarily taken up by a large pod (escape not guaranteed). It does not currently sell any items or products.

### Dorky Antiquities

Dorky Antiquities, owned by ReallyDork, sells a variety of items, from Nether Wart to Villager heads, apparently staffed by a dog and sheep, roaming on the upper floors. It is a multi-level shop, so don't miss out on items on the bottom floor and outside areas.

### Dirt Cheap JR (FT) Sgiipp's Questionable Bakery

> *"Hey shopper! Have you ever thought... 'Damn, I wish I could buy dirt for a cheap price on and island'? That's specific, but you can! Dirt Cheap Jr!"* - Bakery signage
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True to its name, Dirt Cheap JR (FT) Sgiipp's Questionable Bakery sells only two items - cake and dirt.

### Fl00per's \*licensed\* therapy

With psychedelic decor and small back rooms, Fl00per's therapy apparently offers therapeutic services, with a strict no refunds policy, although the status of Fl00per's therapist's licence is in some doubt.

### Monkey Wrench Iron Shop

Owned by Crazymonkey6421, the Iron Shop doesn't sell items directly, but advertises Crazymonkey6421's pshop business of, by the material the building is made of, selling Iron.

### Flint n' Diamond

Operated by koojowastaken, the Flint n' Diamond operates as a pawn shop, buying and selling server rarities, books and rare items. The store features a variety of items, decorative paintings, pets and even an armored zombie guarding a pile of precious ores.

### GalacticPudding's Sand-y Land

Sand-y Land offers both glass and sand products, available to purchase in store, or to request larger orders of stained glass. Don't cause trouble in Sand-y land, or Carl will escort you from the premises.

### Thomoski's Transport Co.

A closed office, not currently advertising any business.

### Fl00per's pyscic shack

An extension of Fl00per's therapy business, the shack offers palm readings in a small, incense filled shack surrounded by bottles of mysteriously named SneakySauce™ and OuchieJuice™

## Notable buildings

There are other notable buildings and structures throughout NSA Island that either don't operate as stores, or are simply for decoration.

### Skeleton Opera House

Skeleton Opera House is a large build extending out from the main portion of NSA Island, decorated in prismarine blocks and lanterns. The Opera house is an open build created by RegionalExpert for public use and exhibitions. It can be reached by following the bridge from the south-east of the island.

### Pawn Shop fortune statue

A large stone Buddha-like statue can offer a fortune to players who present a token to it, which, according to the signage, can be obtained at the Flint n' Diamond.

### West Arch Road

An ornately decorated road leading from the main portion of the island to the western coast, featuring large stone arches in an oriental design.

### NSA Visitor and welcome boards

At the center of the island are the Visitor and welcome boards, where residents of the island post signs to show their joining date, as well as a map of the island and major locations on it. The board also clearly states the island rule of "No Simps Allowed".

### Automatic Anti-racism nest

A complicated and delicate redstone contraption, where a single stick rests in an apparent nest inside a glass container. Its purpose is unclear.

### Kyle's Barrel

A single barrel can be found on the island, with an accompanying sign making players aware that an unknown Kyle lives below. It warns players not to judge his life choices and finishes with an expletive.

### Bamboo beach

At the north end of the island is a beach covered with tall bamboo shoots and is home to a few pandas, enjoying life among the bamboo.