Humiliate the Twins

**"Humiliate the Twins"** is a song performed by Dr. Skorpius in the episode "The S.S. Tipton Sets Sail…Again: Part 1". It was written by FleemS.

## Lyrics

### Full version

Ohhh, Seize the bad times!

Too bad they last

Especially for two siblings, with an unsettling past!

(speaking)

Ah, yes, those were the good times!

Glad they hated it, dear friend!

(singing)

But now, here’s where the bad times must begin!!

(crackling evilly)

Oh, I know it’ll work!

(speaking)

Ha!

(singing)

Oh, I’ll step up my game!

To capture two siblings, and turn them into my army, ONE BY ONE!

(speaking)

It’s such a mockery!

Such a worthy thing to do!

(singing)

To roll my sleeves up and HUMILIATE THE TWINS!!

(crackling evilly)

(inhales)

(speaking)

Being evil is such an understatement that makes perfect sense!

(crackling evilly)

(singing)

Oh, it’s a stretch!

(speaking)

Ha!

(singing)

Oh, it’s a win!

When I capture them with a net, and the nearly identical phones, and then…

(speaking)

THEY’RE MINE!!

(crackling evilly)

(speaking)

Let’s do this!

(singing)

Let’s humiliate the twins!!

(crackling evilly)

(speaking)

Take it from me!

(crackling evilly)

Don’t sweat it!

(singing)

Once they were orphaned.

(2 second music break)

Once they were adopted.

(2 second music break)

(speaking)

The very idea of a century…

(singing)

…that is such fate!

(speaking)

Hmph, too bad!

(snickers)

(singing)

But then again, they’ll have to take it from the hard way.

(speaking)

Replacing people involves serious consequences!

(crackling evilly)

And it’s so SIMPLE!

(2 second music break)

And it’s so EASY!

(2 second music break)

(singing)

To take over the company, their phones, their parents.

And then I’ll have ‘em captured by the master!

(speaking)

Oh, I’d give anything for a win-win!

(singing)

Maybe even a bit of a hinge!

How big, to humiliate the twins!!

(crackling evilly)

(speaking)

What are the odds!?

(singing)

They can replace people.

(speaking)

And if they did more than 2 times?

(singing)

They’d lose the ability to replace people.

(speaking)

And they wouldn’t be able to replace people, right?

(singing)

That is correct.

(singing)

And then, I would take over the world!?

(speaking)

Innnndeed!

(crackling evilly)

(singing)

Oh, how very, very genius.

I’ll put this plan into action, that’s an epic order!

I’ll take everything that Fleemco gave them, the phones, give them their money back, riches to rags!

(speaking)

Exhilarating, I know.

(singing)

I shall accomplish my goals!

(speaking)

Now let it rain!

Now let it storm!

(speaking)

Ha!

Oh wait, I have a robot to do it all for me!!

It’s a swarm!!

(singing)

Now, let ‘er rip!

Don’t be depressed, keep on going for them, I’ve always felt like it’s what I do the best!

(speaking)

Spoiler alert: It IS what I do the best!

(singing)

Let me have it!

Since this is my employ!

It’s my pleasure to ruin them!

(speaking)

And I want them neutralized!

(crackling evilly)

### Abridged version

Ohhh, Seize the bad times!

Too bad they last, especially for two siblings, with an unsettling past!

(speaking)

Ah, yes, those were the good times!

Glad they hated it, dear friend!

(singing)

But now, here’s where the bad times must begin!!

(crackling evilly)

Oh, I know it’ll work!

(speaking)

Ha!

(singing)

Oh, I’ll step up my game!

To capture two siblings, and turn them into my army, ONE BY ONE!

(speaking)

It’s such a mockery!

Such a worthy thing to do!

(singing)

To roll my sleeves up and HUMILIATE THE TWINS!!

(crackling evilly)

(inhales)

(speaking)

Being evil is such an understatement that makes perfect sense!

(crackling evilly)

(speaking)

Take it from me!

(crackling evilly)

Don’t sweat it!

(singing)

Now, let ‘er rip!

Don’t be depressed, keep on going for them, I’ve always felt like it’s what I do the best!

(speaking)

Spoiler alert: It IS what I do the best!

(singing)

It’s my pleasure to ruin them!

(speaking)

And I want them neutralized!

(crackling evilly)