Hunting for a Tiny Moron

**Hunting for a Tiny Moron** is the fifth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

## About

Wario attempts an assassination plan, all while getting some unexpected "assistance..."

## Cast

### **The Koopa Mafia**

* Dry Bones
* Some tiny moron that nobody cares about
* Goomba
* Koopa
* Boo
* WaWaluigi

### **Other Dorks**

* Sovereign Blargatron
* New Mario

## Script

### **Scene 1: Assassination Plans**

**WARIO** and **WALUIGI** are sitting at the local park. **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** can be seen from the distance.

> **WALUIGI:** So, just what are we doing exactly, sir?
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> **WARIO:** We need to kill **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT**.
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> **WALUIGI:** Why are we doing that?
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> **WARIO:** Well, he is the second-in-command, and a very valuable one at that. Without him and his riches, **DRY BONES** probably wouldn't even own half the stuff he has now.
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> **WALUIGI:** But why would we do such senseless killing as that?
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> **WARIO:** What are you talking about? It's like the only way we can take down the Koopa Mafia easily!
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> **WALUIGI:** Can't we just take down our organization so they wouldn't have to keep bothering us?
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> **WARIO:** ...**WALUIGI**, are you feeling okay? Because that's the stupidest thing you've said ever, even for you!
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> **WALUIGI:** It's just a suggestion, you know. You don't have to take it seriously.
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**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** walks away. He is aware of what they are saying.

> **WARIO:** Whatever. Let's follow him. And we need to be quiet, okay? We don't need him noticing us!
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### **Scene 2: A Surprise Appearance**

**WARIO** and **WALUIGI** ended up following **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** to the Koopa Mafia headquarters. **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** goes in the building.

> **WALUIGI:** He went in. Looks like we'll have to wait another day!
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> **WARIO:** Yeah, we should've done it right then and there at the park!
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> **WALUIGI:** In *public?!* I'm glad we didn't do *that!*
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> **WARIO:** Well, I'm not giving up. We need to get in there somehow...
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> **WALUIGI:** But there are so many **BOO**s outside!! We will die if we go there!
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> **WARIO:** Come on, first you try to talk me into quitting my plans, now you are scared of some **BOO**? This isn't like you...
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Suddenly, **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** shows up in his Mario 64 recolor form.

> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON**: I heard you wanted to take down a Tiny Moron, eh?
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> **WALUIGI:** Oh look, it's *Dorkton.*
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> **WARIO:** ***WALUIGI**!!*
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** You **DARE** call me that?! I *will* kill you!
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> **WARIO:** Don't worry, **BLARGATRON**, **WALUIGI** didn't mean to call you that, did he?...
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> **WALUIGI:** ..Uh, no.
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** Okay, good! You guys are wanting to go in there without getting caught, right?
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> **WARIO:** Yes!
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** Well, I got just the things!
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**SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** pulls out two Mini-Mushrooms.

> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** There is a vent in the west side that you could probably squeeze in with these. You better hurry, though, because the effects only last 2 minutes!
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**WARIO** takes the Mini-Mushrooms.

> **WALUIGI:** This guy's oddly selfless...
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> **WARIO:** Well, thank you, Lord **BLARGATRON**! Let's go, **WALUIGI**.
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**WARIO** eats the Mini-Mushroom. **WALUIGI** reluctantly does it too. They quickly go off en route to the vent.

> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** Perfect! Now to break in and get that "Tiny Moron" for myself!
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As the screen fades, **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** proceeds to punch and kick the **BOO**s at the entrance.

### **Scene 3: The True Motive**

**WARIO** and **WALUIGI** are advancing inside the vent they found, all tiny and stuff.

> **WALUIGI:** You sure you're gonna just trust him like that?
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> **WARIO:** Well, it's the *good people* that end up falling for **BLARGATRON**'s tricks. I honestly doubt we're being tricked!
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> **WALUIGI:** He doesn't care about alignment. He's only out there for himself.
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> **WARIO:** He's a little nicer to us villains, that's for sure.
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They finally reached the exit, and just in time, too! They grew in size to find that they are in the very old catacombs under the headquarters, which is used as a bunker. Thus, it has been heavily modified, and is kept very clean. There is a janitor **KOOPA** present.

> **WARIO:** Where are we?
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> **KOOPA:** Where did you come from?!
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> **WARIO:** A **KOOPA**! ***Die!!!***
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**WARIO** starts beating up the **KOOPA**.

> **KOOPA:** *Ow!! Stop!!* Okay, I'll let you out of here!!
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**WARIO** stops beating him.

> **WARIO:** Hmm... If you're gonna do that, I guess we won't kill you.
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**KOOPA** opens the door and runs out yelling for help.

> **WARIO:** That bastard!! We need to get out of here before more come in!
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**WARIO** starts frantically searching for a Mini-Mushroom or two. **WALUIGI**, strangely, is doing nothing. Meanwhile, **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** has been killing every underling that stood in his way, until he finally reached **DRY BONES**'s office. **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** and some other trusted underlings can be seen.

> **DRY BONES:** You?!
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** That's right. You have a person of my interest, and I intend to use him.
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> **DRY BONES:** Who?
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**SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** points at **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT**.

> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** You happen to be the son of **CHUCK NORRIS**. You can't fool everyone with your pathetic look.
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** I'm not gonna join you!
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** I knew you would say that, but once I kidnap you, I will brainwash you!
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Just then, the **KOOPA** janitor from the bunker ran inside the office.

> **KOOPA:** **WARIO** and **WALUIGI** is attempting to break in the HQ!
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** Heh, funnily enough, those two idiots were determined to kill **TINY MORON**. I led them to the bunker to distract them.
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> **DRY BONES:** **KOOPA**, we'll deal with them later. Right now, we're gonna take Dorktron on!
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** You ***DARE*** call me that?! You will die!
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### **Scene 4: Falcon Punched!**

Meanwhile, **WARIO** has found no such Mini-Mushroom. He even searched the entire bunker.

> **WARIO:** Damn it... Wait, that's weird. They haven't come yet, and I've been searching for a while. You think they're preoccupied with something else?
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Just then, loud fighting noises can be heard outside. **DRY BONES** and **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** are dueling. Most of the underlings are outside watching, along with **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT**.

> **WALUIGI:** I hear a fight!
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> **WARIO:** Yeah, we might be able to get out of here the normal way. Come on, before the fight ends!
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**WARIO** and **WALUIGI** manage to escape. Locked doors were broken. They went out the front entrance to see **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** and **DRY BONES** duking it out.

> **WARIO:** Oh my **CHUCK NORRIS**!
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**SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** managed to beat **DRY BONES** in pieces. However, **DRY BONES** just magically reassembled due to being undead.

> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** *What?!*
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> **DRY BONES:** Don't you know? Us **DRY BONES** can't die! Ever!
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**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** then falcon punched **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** out of this world, literally. He was too perplexed to dodge the attack. **WARIO** and **WALUIGI** decided to go back home.

> **DRY BONES:** Well, that was annoying. And I didn't even know that about you! Why didn't you tell me?
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** I think you know why.
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> **DRY BONES:** Yeah... And it looks like the brothers changed their mind.
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** You think **WARIO** noticed yet?
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> **DRY BONES:** We haven't got the call from the impostor, so, I don't think he's sure yet. Once he realizes the truth, we shall come over there to start the second part of our plan...
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### **Scene 5: Meanwhile, in Another Planet... [Post-Credits]**

Meanwhile, on a planet not too far from the UnWorld (specifically Mars 8), **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** wakes up.

> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** Another one of my plans, ruined. How despicable.
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> **NEW MARIO:** Well, if it isn't Mr. **BLARGATRON**. Funny seeing you here.
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** Did you get blasted off from the UnWorld, too?
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> **NEW MARIO:** No, not at all. I came here on my own, for reasons that are none of your business. Unlike you, I don't start dirty business and end up getting blasted all the way to another planet.
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> **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON:** You're no different. You want to destroy the Cheese Lovers and make Cupcakes more popular.
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> **NEW MARIO:** But that's all I'm trying to do. Sure, it's controversial, but I'm pretty sure your past actions were so much worse.
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**SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** said nothing else. He then sneaks off and manages to steal the rocket ship, with the UnWorld as his destination.

> **NEW MARIO:** That bastard!! *Somebody stop him!*
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It was too late. **SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON** is already en route to the UnWorld. The screen fades...

## Trivia

* With your average rocket ship, it'll take a long time to get to the UnWorld from Mars 8.
* New Mario was searching for the Sapphire Cupcake, and his people made a mining station as the Cupcake was rumored to be underground somewhere. Mars 8 happened to have a *lot* of sapphire. However, despite the implications brought on by the loads of sapphire on Mars 8, they had zero luck finding the Sapphire Cupcake. They practically built a whole underground tunnel that goes around the planet looking for it. They eventually gave up, and it took them a good two months to get back on the UnWorld due to their rocket ship being stolen. Overall, the Mars 8 trip lasted for 4-5 months.
* Punching Boos or exposing them to light only temporarily vanquishes them, so they are invincible like Dry Bones.
* Contrary to Tiny Moron's belief, he is not the son of Chuck Norris. His true potential is not quite as powerful as the amount of power a true son of Chuck Norris should have. The a*ctual* son of Chuck Norris happens to be Another tiny moron that absolutely no one cares about, a much more obscure figure in the UnWorld scene. No one knows who he is...or cares. But once the time is right, he shall rise up.
* Mini-Mushrooms don't usually have time limits. It is impossible for this constraint to occur naturally.
* Tiny Moron has accumulated riches from working at a dead-end job for so many years.
* A good number of Underlings died from Sovereign Blargatron's attacks, but not too many as to deplete almost all of Dry Bones's team.