Chrono Trigger Part 2

Format: Streamed

Stream Date: 8/8/2021

Cast: Rick, Pickles, Cylon, and Mi-bo

Episode Title: Frog and Ball Torture

Twitch Episode

Many Faces

Notes Read As:

Rick - Gary Busey

Pickles - Christopher Walken

Cylon - Cypress Hill

Rick- Ozzy Osbourne

Memes Extended:

gross bones

new shoes

broken

tiny boi

Turken Burken Steel Boy

Other Silliness of Note:

Pickles recaps Part 1

"Randy Moustache-Man came out of hiding and apparently he’s been the time lord since the dawn of time. He was the first. He gave birth to a whole bunch of babies and those babies eventually produced this little boy named Chrono. Now, Chrono’s spiky hair is actually a conduit for the time lightening. We did NOT know this going into the story. So Chrono bumped into this hot bag of air named Marle and they’re having a good time at the festival. And then she disappeared. She’s like “what the fuck, man!” Chrono came out of nowhere with a light saber and he’s like “Fuck you, time!” Then he did like a hah hah and a slish-slash against the time stream. And what happened after that is that Thanos came out of the Nether. He’s like “Ha ha! You didn’t actually get me.” He did the snappy-snap and that’s Chrill Valentine became one unit of person. There is no longer a Chris and a Jill. They are actually one kind of unified creature with flailing sinewy arms. They make love, for eternity, inside themselves. So that’s when, and no one saw this coming, there’s an engineer-y lady called Luca. She made this ice cream machine in the year 1000 that produces yogurt-tinis and Wizard droppings. She pulled the trigger on that and her dad came out of the ice cream machine. He’s like “Ahhh! What the fuck?!” He got a crowbar and he beat the ice cream machine to death. That’s when Chrono went back to the future."

Rick - "Where do boners go when they die?"

Cylon - "You make any new friends you bring em to me so I can kick their ass ok?"

Pickles - "This is the theme song for missionary sex"

Rick - "I would never have a sexual puppet"

Rick Metallica Counter - 1

Lots of dancing to X covers

{Rick - "It has a really weird texture to it"

Cylon - "That's because it's a dog treat"}

Pickles - "Put on your pamps and talk to the old man"

Talking about live news anchors shitting themselves

Cylon mentioned toilets

Pickles tries really hard to get someone to say "Who" but fails.

Your options in life are Up, Down or Cancel.

Pickles asks everyone if they have Up Dog.

Pickles - "All you need to know is that Time is a Son-of-a-bitch."

Rick and Pickles try to be a normal Twitch channel. It sucked so they stopped.

Pickles does a dead-on Rick Moranis

Pickles and Rick trade Meatwad impressions.

Band Name:

The Cheesy Creampuffs

The Sloppy Jims

Skeleton Pants

Celebrities who donated:

Prof Umbra

Captain IBS Man

IBS Man

The Stool

Verses of the Robot Co-op Song:

What do you do when you can’t find mayonnaise?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What would you say when you’re falling down the stairs?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you say when you pluck your nose hairs?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do when you can’t retain your pee?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do when your mom is made of bread?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do when you can’t locate your feet?

Robot Co-op!

How do you feel when you discover STDs?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do when you change into a blob?

Robot Co-op!

How do you feel when you cast a stinky spell?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do when you eat a saggy boy?

Robot Co-op!

What do you do when you make an extra duke?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

How would you feel if gravy wasn’t real?

Robot Co-op!

What would you do if Batman was a fake?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What would you do if I had a rake?

Robot Co-op!

What would you do if Pickles were extinct? (punkcyborg)

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you see when your eyeballs are plucked out?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you smell when there’s candy up your nose?

Robot Co-op!

How many dogs would vote for you? (algusunderdunk)

Robot Co-op!

What do you do when your wife leaves you for a tentacle monster?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do when Robo Cop shoots you in the dick? (FireRiffs)

Robot Co-op!

Where do you go when you wake up in the trash?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

Where do you go when she files for divorce?

Robot Co-op!

Who do you call when burgers are your friends?

Robot Co-op! Yes, Yes Co-op!

Who will be there to give you the depends?

Robot Co-op!

How do you proceed when your boogers are too sharp?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

Who do you call when your knees are self-aware? (algusunderdunk)

Robot Co-op!

What do you do when you need to clean your pamps? (TheMKZero)

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you get when you do not save your game?

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do when your boners die a death? (davechadwick)

Robot Co-op!

Where do you go with gravy in your pants (davechadwick)

Robot Co-op! Robot Co-op!

What do you do if you make out with your aunts?

Robot Co-op!

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