Deadpool vs Deathstroke

## Interlude

Flare: Ok? We're doing this? Alright! I'm down! But I need someone else....

Leone: I'll do it!

Flare: HOW THE FUCK?!

Leone: Don't question it, let's do this!

## Deadpool

Flare: Most of Wade Wilson's life is unknown. Even to him

Leone: Yeah, sometimes he's a kid beaten up by thugs until Nick Fury took him under his wing

Flare: Or a hired mercenary under William Stryker, or a cancer patient

Leone: But we do know he's been experimented on, and those experiments gave him awesome healing powers!

Flare: He can shrug off getting stabbed, shot, blown up, etc

Leone: Either way, he is a freelance assassin with a HILARIOUS sense of humor

Flare: Anyway, let's get to the good stuff

Leone: Agreed!

Flare: Deadpool's packin' some serious heat

Leone: And he's got some weird abilities

Flare: He's got two katanas that he carries on his back, and they're so sharp they can cut through Spider-Man's webs

Leone: He's got two pistols on his hips, grenades, bolas, et-

C R A S H

Flare: Leone, did you hear that?

Leone: Yeah, what was th

Deadpool: Yoohoo~

Flare: OH GODDAMNIT!

Deadpool: Awww you flatter me

Leone: Let's get this part over with

Flare: He's got weapons he can pull out of abosolutely nowhere. This is an animation tecnique called the Magic Sachel

Leone: He's pulled a lot of weird shit from that sachel

Deadpool: Like this!

Cue Deadpool pulling out the BFG 9000 from *Doom*

Leone: We didn't mention he's a pro at breaking the 4th wall

Deadpool: Awww, thank you Ms. Fun Bags

Leone: I will rip your throat out

Flare: Anyway, he's pulled out stuff like a shotgun that shoots rabid hamsters, a katana made of Carbonadium, an alloy that nullifies healing factors, which he used to kill Wolverine, and the entire Marvel Universe

Leone: To sum up, this guy ain't nothing to fuck with

Flare: Let's see his competition

## Deathstroke

Leone: Slade Wilson? Are they brothers?

Flare: No, weirdly enough

Leone: Anyways, let's get into his backstory

Flare: After illegally joining the military at 16, he was put under tutilage of Adeline Kane

Leone: He somehow got her all over him, and they had a baby coming. She's like "Wow you're badass. Knock me up!"

Flare: His son was then kidnapped by a group of mercenaries

Leone: He saved him, but he lost his ability to speak, and then...

GUNSHOT

Leone: Hey, he looks like a genderbent Najenda

Flare: Anyway, he's been experimented on as well, but this time, willingly.

Leone: Like his opponent, he also has a healing factor

Flare: His heads been blown off, he can regrow limbs, albeit at a slower rate

Leone: WOO! Weapons!

Flare: He carries a Bo-Staff or sniper rifle on his back, a sword, dual machine guns, and grenades

Leone: He has access to more of his brain than the normal human

Flare: He can also predict opponents moves, think of it as "seeing faster" I know it's stupid

Leone: If he's in too much pain, he can turn into an animalistic state

Flare: Alright, ready Leone?

Leone: HELL YEAH!

## Pre-Fight

Flare: Combatants ready?

Leone: Yes!

Flare: Powers and abilities taken into account?

Leone: Yup!

Flare: Weapons?

Leone: YES

Flare: Let's do this!

## FIGHT

**Deadpool** was sitting on top of a building, in what seems like a ghost town

Deadpool: Aww, come on, writer! This is bullsh-

He is cut off by a 300. magnum round gong straight through his head

Deadpool: Ow! Where is the lil bitch, I'll show him the ol' 1-2

Deadpool joked as he put his fists in the air like an old-fashioned boxer

**Deathstroke** sighed and jumped to Deadpool's location

Deathstroke: You've got a lot of money on that ass of yours, and I intend to collect....

Deadpool: Oh please! Many have tried, all have failed, so bring it on, Manganiello!

**FIGHT ON!**

Deathsroke unsheathed his sword and swung towards Deadpool, the ladder blocking with his own swords

Deadpool: Ohhh, me likey!

Deathsroke kicks Deadpool in the stomach, seperating the two, Deathstroke stabs the sword towards Deadpool's torso, but he teleports before it pierces his suit

Deathstroke: Huh!?

Deadpool: BAMF!

Deadpool dropkicks Deathstroke in the face

Deadpool: Just *FACE* it, you can't stand up to me!

Deathstroke: Shut up!

Deathstroke swung his sword again, but Deadpool jumps over it

He swung again, but missed.

Deathstroke puts his sword back, and takes out two SMGs

Deadpool taked out his own SMGs and a gun-kata fight begins, but neither of them hitting the other

Deathstroke: Grr...Stay still!

Deathstroke kicks Deadpool in the torso

Deadpool: AAHAHAHAHAHOW MY KIDNEY!

Deadpool flips back up and pulls the triggers on his guns, but they're empty

Deadpool:.....Fuck......

Deathstroke proceeds to fill Deadpool with lead, Deadpool screaming gibberish as the barrage hits him

Deathstroke sighs and chuckled

Deathstroke: That's one more bounty collected

He turned around and was ready to jump off the building, bur Deadpool kicked him off instead

Deathstroke grunts as he hit a car on the ground

Deathstroke: Shit's never too easy is it?

Deadpool: Not for you at least!

Deadpool jumps down landing right on Deathstroke's chest, Deathstroke then takes his lege whd throws Deadpool off of him

Getting up, Deathstroke picks up his sword and gets into a fighting position

Deathstroke: Where did he-

Deathstroke turns around to see Deadpool swinging his katanas at him, Deathstroke parries his attack

Deathstroke swung his sword at his opponent, Deadpool flips over and cleaves downward, one of his swords actually pierced Deathstroke's shoulder

Deadpool takes the other sword and stabs Deathstroke in the torso

Deadpool rips the swords out as Deathstroke falls to the ground

Deadpool walked away as he heard grunting coming from behind him

Deathstroke: Gonna take more than that...punk.

Deadpool: Well I've got time!

Deathstroke picks up his sword and threw down a smoke grenade

Deadpool: Now where did he go, I'll show him what fo-

Deathstrokes sword impales him through the chest

Deathstroke: Predictable, I read you like a book

Deadpool: This isn't my ideal version of penetration

Deadpool points a shotgun to his stomach and fires, going through him and Deathstroke

Deathstroke fell to his knees, clutching the hole in his stomach

Deadpool: Hey, bater, batter, SWING!

Deadpool cuts Deathstrokes head clean off

When the head is still in the air, Deadpool takes out a Barret 50. Caliber Sniper Rifle and takes aim at the head

He pulls the trigger and the head explodes

Deadpool: **BOOM HEADSHOT!**

**KO!**

## Analysis

Leone: HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS AWESOME

Flare: Alright, our winner is Deadpool, the main reason is Deathstrokes most notable ability being completely useless against Deadpool

Leone: Slade will always attempt to outhink his opponets in a battle, but due to Deadpool's insanity, he is very unpredictable

Flare: But while Deadpool is no slouch in the comabat department, Deathstroke has him beat in that

Leone: But Deadpool can take all that punishment and give just as much, maybe even more

Flare: Deadpool has also been able to outwit Taskmaster, sometimes even Deadpool himself can't keep up with what he's doing

Leone: Deadpool just got aHEAD of the competition

Flare sighs

Flare: This'll be a doozy...

Leone: All right! Our next combatants will be...... Vergil from Devil May Cry and Adam Taurus from RWBY!