Monster Museum Transcript

This is the twelfth episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Monster Museum"

French Narrator: Day Twelve in The Tidal Zone.

[The episode starts at Conch Street at nighttime as Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock snail meet up with each other once again. Giant Anglerfish tells Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock snail about going to the museum.]

Giant Anglerfish: Today we will we going to the Bikini Bottom Museum. Every monster including the Trench Monsters even the Rock Bottomites are about to see the marvelous work of art. Like paintings and statues.

Rock snail: Meow.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug. Ribbit.

Giant Anglerfish: Let's go, boys.

[Giant Anglerfish, Puffball and Feeler Fish stomps all the way to the Bikini Bottom Museum while Rock snail follows by slithering. We bubble translate to the Bikini Bottom Museum where they are no people around just monsters. And when Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock Snail got there, they meet up with Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, A Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes, Q.T.-π and Abominable Snow Mollusk.]

Abominable Snow Mollusk: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Hi, guys.

Sea Monster: Hey, Giant Anglerfish. Guess what we run into. (He shows the Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes to Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball and Rock snail)

Purple Sea Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Who is this?

Male Fangtooth Fish: That's the Purple Sea Monster. We told him to come with us to the Bikini Bottom Museum tonight along with the Rock Bottomites and Trench Monsters.

Female Fangtooth Fish: (Flirted and hugs Purple Sea Monster) Aww! Ha ha ha.

Sea Monster: Us Sea Monsters are very related to each other. Including the one with glasses.

Giant Anglerfish: Oh okay then. Shall we go inside the museum of what?

[Every monster agrees as they all make their giant stomps all the way toward the entrance to the museum where they meet up with the Seamonster from "SpongeGuard on Duty".]

Seamonster: Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Monster Museum. I'm Seamonster the Sea Serpent and I'll be your tour guide.

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWAR!!

Seamonster: Yes. I can see that. Follow me so we can all start the tour. (He leads all the monsters to the entrance inside the Bikini Bottom Museum)

Q.T.-π: Quack.

[We see many paintings and statues from the past episodes of "SpongeBob SquarePants".]

Seamonster: As you can see there are many kinds of the arts painting and statues from the past years created by some creatures who are really fish people. Some artist like an octopus or a cephalopod created all those paintings and statues.

Mildred: Sounds like the pretty artist guy Squidward.

Loch Ness Monster: (Roars)

Sewer Monster: So many of the cephalopod paintings.

Sewer Snake: You said it. Just how many painter artists are there anyway?

Seamonster: No one knows who made them. Just ask the incidentals. And they'll count how many painting they are. Moving along.

[The seamonster leads Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock Snail, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, A Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes, Q.T.-π and Abominable Snow Mollusk all the way to where the Woolly Mollusk is standing around the bars.]

Seamonster: Over here we have the Woolly Mollusk. It was a living sea snail from long ago back in prehistoric times before it becomes extinct and it doesn't exist anymore.

Puffy Fluffy Monster: (Sticks out four of his scary tongues and touched the Woolly Mollusk) RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!

Mother pterodactyl: Uh uh uh, Puffy Fluffy. We don't eat the art affects. We look at em.

Alaskan Bull Worm: Where have we seen this snail before I came into someone's pineapple home?

Appetizer: Blrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrragh!

Rrarrg: RRRRARRRRRRRG.

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Cave Dwellers: (Screams)

Pacifier Monster: With two tusk it wasn't even a real life woolly mollusk. Only animatronic.

Giant Fruit Fly: (Buzzes)

Seamonster: Yes of course. Woolly Mollusk lived a long time ago in the past. Shall we move onto the next area?

Giant Anglerfish: Ooh I wonder what other artifacts we monsters can actually see.

[Bubble translate to Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock Snail, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, A Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes, Q.T.-π and Abominable Snow Mollusk who saw the dinosaur bones in the dinosaur room.]

Seamonster: These, monsters are the dinosaur bones...

Sea Monster: Where dinosaurs and primitive cave people lived a long time ago in prehistoric times back in 2000 year B.C. Before Comedy was invented.

Jellien Leader: (Roars loudly)

Elephant fish: (Blows his trumpet)

Baby Kraken: Look at all those dinosaur bones, Mom.

Mother Kraken: I know. Those dinosaurs are really dead. I wonder what happened to them.

Mother Sea Whelk: (Roars loudly)

The Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Purple Sea Monster: (Roars Loudly)

Seamonster: Excuse me. But who's the tour guide here?

Sea Monster: Oops. Sorry, Mr. Seamonster. I didn't mean to interrupt your tour guidance. All we wanted to see a lot of arts and artifacts.

Seamonster: You know, we sea monsters have made great strides in the fields of science and literature. Shall we continue on with tour without interruptions?

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit Ribbit.

Rock Snail: Meow.

Giant Anglerfish: Of course. Lead on.

[Bubble translate to Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock Snail, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, A Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes, Q.T.-π and Abominable Snow Mollusk who saw the Ancient Egyptian artifacts from the dessert.]

Seamonster: And last but not least we have the Ancient Egyptian artifacts they are made entirely out of gold. And the legend said there's a mummy hidden in the tomb somewhere, inside the pyramids.

Male Fangtooth Fish: Egyptian artifact huh? What do you think, darling?

Female Fangtooth Fish: Ahhh... How's about these artifacts head to the royal sphinx.

Junkyard Worm: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Snail Monster: (Roars)

Abominable Snow Mollusk: Mummy.

Sea Whelks: (Roars Loudly)

Q.T.-π: Quack.

Seamonster: Okay... This might be the end of the tour. Anything else to add... Monsters?

[The monsters tummies started to rumble and grumble.]

Giant Anglerfish: I dunno about you. But we're hungry.

Mommy pterodactyl: Now where are we going to make those monster patties after the tour?

The Monster: (Takes out the grill and the spatulas and started cooking up the monster patties and hands them all to Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock Snail, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, A Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes, Q.T.-π, Seamonster, Abominable Snow Mollusk and himself)

Alaskan Bull Worm: Oh boy. Monster patties.

Giant Anglerfish: Gee thanks, Monster. You are the best cook ever. Everyone, let's dig in.

[Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock Snail, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, A Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes, Q.T.-π and Abominable Snow Mollusk started eating the monster patties. But then the Rock Bottomites; Bert the Glow Fish, Yellow Anglerfish, Purple Anglerfish, Gary Gulper, Clerk, Coelacanth, Joe the Viper, Mature D., Invisible Stan, Jennifer and Chuck arrive.]

Invisible Stan: Do we smell monster patties?

Seamonster: Hey look over there. It's the Rock Bottomites.

Giant Anglerfish: Hey guys. You're just in time for lunch. Then the grand tour will resume after our lunch break.

Yellow Anglerfish: PBFFT!

Purple Anglerfish: PBFFT!

Clerk: Lunch? PBFFT... We love to have some of those PBFFT... Monster Patties the monster has made.

Bert: We'll take one Monster Patty PBFFT... To go.

The Monster: (Roars Loudly as he started to make Monster Patties from the grill then hands them all to the Rock Bottomites; Bert the Glow Fish, Yellow Anglerfish, Purple Anglerfish, Gary Gulper, Clerk, Coelacanth, Sawfish, Joe the Viper and Mature D.)

Mature D.: Ahh thanks Monsieur Monster for the Monster Patties.

Coelacanth: We just got a call from the Trench Monsters.

Joe: They said they wanted to see a lot of artwork the people have done.

Sawfish: PBFFT... I agree. We wanted to see the dinosaurs.

Gary Gulper: And the artifacts of the Ancient Egyptians.

Puffball: Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: That's great guys. The Trench Monsters are going to love the people's art they worked on.

[Then the trench monsters; Maximus, Three Eyed Green Fish Monster, Giant Red Squid, Big Orange Fish Monster, Purple Dragon/Lobster Monster, One Eyed Teal Monster, Big Yellow Monster, A Gigantic Snail, A Giant Magenta Clam, A Giant Green Crab, Giant Red Eel, A Giant Humboldt Squid, A translucent fish, See Through Fish Monster, Rock beasts, and A Giant Green Hand came inside the Bikini Bottom Museum.]

Maximus: Yoo-hoo! We're here for the grand tour, Mr. Seamonster.

Seamonster: Great! More monsters means more tours to show you all around.

Giant Anglerfish: Well you know what we say when we monsters are very happy. Let's all roar out loud.

Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock Snail, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, A Purple Sea Monster with 27 eyes, Q.T.-π and Abominable Snow Mollusk: (ROARS LOUDLY HAPPILY)

[We zoom out of the Bikini Bottom Museum and pan over to the Monster Banana, Purple Snake Monster, Baby Banana Monster and Giant Flies who saw all the monsters inside the museum and smiles.]

THE END

(End Credits)

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