Unholy Alimony

**Debut** | TBA

**Unholy Alimony** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Divorced Nuptialoid-B from the planet Matri-Monium, specifically the isolated Isle of Tulit Haedos. She is a free-use alien originally made by WTB.

## Appearance

Unholy Alimony is a mutated humanoid figure with feminine features, loosely resembling that of the Nuptialoid-B, more specifically the "Bride" of Wedlock, species that it derives from. Unholy Alimony not only lacks the Bride's signature bride dress and wedding ring, but appears a lot more ferocious and disheveled in terms of appearance, being much taller and bulkier with broader shoulders, prominent cheek-bones, fanged teeth, pointed fingertips, and inverted skin colors, now primarily being bright orange with jagged dark teal stripes that are much larger than before, with more stripes now running down her exposed back. Unholy Alimony wears her shorter hair in a pixie cut, while most prominently, she now has a dark bony claw extending from each ring finger.

Unholy Alimony's outfit resembles a yoga outfit, with a black choker, dark red top with its right strap loosely hanging below her shoulder and revealing one of her bra straps, while its slight translucence overall reveals everything else, dark gray elastic leggings with a black beltline, brown heeled boots, and a black wristband above her right hand.

Unholy Alimony wears a pair of earrings that has a Simplicitrix symbol on each of them.

## Personality

Unholy Alimony radiates an aura of pompous self-entitlement and total arrogance, casually acting blissfully unaware to anything she disregards as insignificant and intolerable, but will explode into volatile hatred whenever she cannot get her way or block out anything that irritates or annoys her, precisely mimicking the characteristics and mannerisms of a middle-class, suburban soccer mom, serving the an uncanny corruption of Wedlock's relationship as a married couple.

Unholy Alimony almost entirely puts herself over others because of her superiority complex, whenever through her natural desire to act privileged and classy, or through the ticking time bomb that is her unbridled aggression towards others, on the top of her common expression of misandristic behavior, openly despising masculinity despite common hypocritical contradictions.

Despite her anti-social behavior, Unholy Alimony will treat anything that bends to her unreasonable will with some level of human decency, dependent on her mood and interactions with them, and will almost immediately get along with others that shares her personal mindset and ideals. In addition, the remnants of her original maternal nature still leave her a lingering fondness for children, no matter the gender or species.

## Powers

* Unholy Alimony partially shares Wedlock's primary ability of bond manipulation, although only the fission aspect at a much greater intensity, with her clawed ring fingers acting as the primary conduits, although she can still project them through energy beams in the form of broken rings, just now at a much shorter range.
	+ Through scratching or impaling with her claws, Unholy Alimony can completely obliterate the atomic bonds of any physical matter, causing them to rapidly disintegrate into dust, shatter apart into fragments, or erupt into a miniature nuclear explosion.
	+ Unholy Alimony can alternatively destroy and separate figurative bonds, permanently tearing and dividing apart those in relationships with others so much so that Unholy Alimony could turn a happy go-lucky couple to be literally at each other's throats in an instance, alongside psychic bonds, such as telepathy, telekinesis, persuasion, and mind control, and spiritual bonds, such as possession.
	+ Unholy Alimony's mitotic rate of cellular division and replication has been immensely accelerated because of her mutation, although her abilities are constantly active on a subconscious level throughout her entire body, disintegrating and eliminating abnormal cell growth. However, Unholy Alimony can directly manipulate the size of her body parts by instead overclocking her cells at an even faster speed through forcing the process of fission throughout them, using it to her advantage by selectively increasing the strength and proportions in specific parts of her anatomy, and with little needed additional concentration, her entire body overall.
* Unholy Alimony has enhanced strength, durability, agility, reflexes, and dexterity, all of which greatly exceeds the combined efforts of Wedlock by almost double the amount, on top of being able to concentrate her superior strength into enhanced stamina and jumping.
	+ Unholy Alimony has the natural resistances of both instances of Wedlock combined together, including her original tolerance towards extreme cold and pure energy attacks, but also plasma-based attacks in the form of extreme heat and pure laser energy. Unholy Alimony also has both their total immunity towards psychic abilities, and now also an immunity towards body possession.

## Weaknesses

* Unholy Alimony's hostility and self-entitled personality are her greatest weakness, completely hindering her ability to properly socialize or work with others without her selfish needs or superiority complex taking over, and bittering the moods and attitudes of others with her display of exaggerated self-importance and unfound enmity towards masculinity. Although her behavior makes her more of a mild headache, at worst just a persistent nuisance to deal with, than that of an actual person, this completely changes when her anger boils over and she explodes into a fit of rage at the pettiest of things.
* Stated above, Unholy Alimony's mutation causes him to completely lose the fusion aspect of his ability, only able to divide, separate, and destroy bonds, at the cost of not only being much more stronger than before, but seemingly almost too strong for her to completely handle, especially her risky ability of mitosis acceleration, as too much concentration or even blatant ignorance can cause her to grow too much.
	+ Unholy Alimony can only shrink back down by disintegrating the excess cells of an enlarged body part until it eventually corrects itself and reaches its original size again, which is a very painful process that worsens the faster it is being done all at once, and will leave behind atomized dead tissue.
	+ Just like Wedlock, Unholy Alimony cannot sever the immense psychic and genetic link of a Nuptialoid Union.

## Etymology

* Unholy Alimony's name is a three-way pun of "unholy," "holy matrimony," referencing her unmutated form of the Bride of Wedlock, and "alimony check," referencing how Unholy Alimony symbolizes divorce, while Wedlock symbolizes marriage.
* The isolated isle, which Unholy Alimony's species mostly populate, is the Latin translation of "took the kids," which because of... come on, you know exactly why.

## Trivia

* Unholy Alimony's original names included "Holy Alimony," which was changed because Unholy Alimony is the furthest thing from holiness, and simply "Alimony Check," which was changed to avoid being confused for being one of the Check aliens.
* Unholy Alimony was originally only a joke idea towards the question of if Nuptialoid Unions can break up after marriage, before being fully conceptualized and created during the height of popularity for that one meme, you already know the one.