Where's Rebecca Bunch?

**Where's Rebecca Bunch?**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca with her friends and co-workers. — **First Appearance**: "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Disney inspired song

“**Where’s Rebecca Bunch?**” is a musical number featuring Rebecca Bunch and her friends and co-workers. In this song Rebecca deals with the aftermath of Josh having left her at the altar. After wallowing in self pity she decides to exact her revenge on her ex-fiancée. This song debuted in the Season Three premiere "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge."

The sequence was shot at the Church of the Angels in Pasadena, CA.

## Song and lyrics

**Villagers**:
*A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina! (West Covina!)*
*A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her! (No one's seen her!)*

**Heather and Valencia**:
*The town is all a-twitter*
 *'Cause the whole town is on Twitter.*

**White Josh and Hector**:
*Posing a question that's never-ending*
*In the form of a hashtag that's been trending.*

**Villagers**:
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*Is she out to brunch?*
*No, then where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*She's always been insecure*
*But now she's been rejected by Josh Chan*
*So where's Rebecca Bunch, but also*
*Where's a woman's pride without her man? (Man! Man! Man!)*

**Darryl**:
*There's gossip going on from Riverside to Encino!*

**Paula**:
*Encino!*

**Nathaniel**:
*Of the Jewish chick who got dumped by the ripped Filipino.*

**George**:
*Filipino!*

**Paula**:
*Think of all the beautiful china on her registry.*

**Darryl**:
*Now it will never be on a shelf.*

**Nathaniel**:
I wonder how she's feeling
Since Josh sent her reeling.

**George**:
If I were her, I'd kill meself!

(Spoken Interlude)

**Nathaniel**:
You're fired again, George.

**George**:
Son of a...

**Villagers**:
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*

**Heather**:
I have a hunch!

**Villagers**:
Yeah?

**Heather**:
No, I just like the rhyme.

**Villagers**:
*We've been asking the same question*
*Since this trail of woe began...*

**Jim**:
*Hashtag where's Rebecca Bunch?*

**Villagers**:
*No! Where's a woman's pride without her man? (Man! Man! Man!)*

**Rebecca**:
*Who am I now?*
*What will I be?*
*My reason for living*
*Has abandoned me.*
*I can't stay here forever*
*But I also can't bear*
*Going back to my life*
*Facing pity and stares*
*I said "Josh Chan*
*Must be destroyed!"*
*Then I ran*
*Away like some scared little boy*
*I want revenge*
*For my broken heart*
*But I'm so devastated*
*I don't know where to start*
*My defenses are down*
*After his sneak attack*
*Do I let him win*
*Or do I fight back?*
*Fight back!*
*Fight back!*
*Fight back!*

**Villagers**:
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*

**Rebecca**:
*I know what I have to do!*

**Villagers**:
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*Where's Rebecca Bunch?*
*Is she out to brunch?*

**Rebecca**:
*I have to transform!*

**Villagers**:
*She's so frenetic!*

**Rebecca**:
*From a victim...*

**Villagers**:
*She's pathetic!*

**Rebecca**:
*To a woman scorned!*
*A woman scorned!*

**Villagers**:
*A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina! (West Covina!)*
*A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her! (No one's seen her!)*
*Is she still paying rent? Does she have a plan?*
*And where's a woman's pride, a woman's pride, a woman's pride without her man?*
*Man!*
*Man, oh man, oh man!*