Calgary Awareness Month YYCember Episode 3: Under Cover Boss With Tom on Here

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## Episode Summary

In this episode of YYCember Fest Episode 3 we are joined by Calgarian and Wexit Expert Tom to watch Undercover Boss of Transit.

## Notable Events

* This is the third episode of Calgary Awareness Month, focusing primarily on transit.
* This episode saw the introduction of the term YYCember.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew listened to an acapella version of *O Canada* at the start of the episode to formally pay their respects to Canada.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched a video about how to make sexy music.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew listened to the song *Horny - Electro Swing Version* by PiSk.
* Tom and Drew revealed they are moving into a condo in downtown Calgary together. They are building the condo and will be serving as landlords as well. Their condo will be on the top floor of the complex and they will sleep in the same queen size bed as each other. The condo complex will be named The Visage and it will be designed after The Bow, a famous skyscraper in Calgary, though if it were laying down on its back and bowing up. It will also be as tall as The Bow, though. *Horny - Electro Swing Version* by PiSk will play in the lobby of The Visage.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew watched an episode of *Undercover Boss: Canadian Edition* about Calgary while talking over it to learn more about Calgary transit.
* Josiah and Tom and Drew listened to the song *Horny - Electro Swing Version* by PiSk again.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "The uh c- um the Ca- the Carol - the Carol virus was what you were talking about before the corona- before the coronavirus."
* "We've really gone from Carol to Karen. And now we're back to caroling because it's YYCember Calgary Awareness Month we're singing the praises of Calgary."
* "The one thing that Calgary is uh sort of could benefit from in the short term, obviously in the long term there will be a World Wide Train that connects everyone everywhere in every way and to learn about that obviously you need to listen to a different episode but in the meantime, Calgary transit could use some help with that. You wanted to say something, Drew? Was it you're just making a noise? You're just going 'ah'. When you clear your throat, you just go 'ah'. Say whatever you had to say."
* "This is riveting television. Just a man squeegeeing the handrail of an escalator."
* "Ohh that would be so fun. Hit a bus with a mallet?"
* "He looks like he straightens his hair every morning before he goes to work at the bus shop."
* "I think in general - I mean it's already kind of unofficially true - but maybe in a free Alberta, if it ever does happen, I think you should be allowed to drink and drive, personally."
	+ Note: In Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom, which was Tom's first guest appearance, it was determined that drinking and driving would not be an issue after the implementation of World Wide Beer due to World Wide Train (noun).
* "When the cameras aren't working, that's a cop's night to play."
* "I think that they should make a way for you to be able to tip the police. I mean, I know that you can give them tips verbally, but you should be able to give them tips."
* "He's kinda slowly turning into Tom DeLonge, this man."

### Drew

* "Shut th- shut up, Josiah."
* "Oh yeah. Oh yeah, there's gonna be a real sexual vibe to this place."
* "[On the topic of World Wide Train (noun)] I was just gonna say it was the first episode and it was my idea."
	+ Note: This is disputed. It is currently unknown who thought of the idea for World Wide Train (noun).
* "[On the topic of an episode of *Undercover Boss: Canadian Edition* about transit] Should have called it Undercover Bus!"
* "Put a fork in me."
* "The police are like a small business."
* "I wonder if it's worse to get spit in your face or to sleep on the street for one night."

### Tom

* "Hey who needs Netflix when all the 'stranger things' are happening in this world?"
* "Well so it was the Carol virus then there's the coronavirus and then it was the Karen virus."
* "[In response to Drew saying he thinks *Undercover Boss* is weird] Why? You don't like to see bosses go undercover, trick their employees, find the ones who are dissatisfied with their work and their life, and then fire them and replace them with someone else?"
* "You need to be nicer to Drew."
* "[On the topic of legalizing drinking and driving] It's a victimless crime."
* "Cops are so scared all the time."
* "[On the topic of police] This is the working class."
* "That's so awesome. This guy got on the bus without a ticket, possibly cause he can't afford it, and now they're giving him a $250 fine. What a good system."

## Trivia

* This is the third episode of Calgary Awareness Month.
* This is the fourth episode with special guest Tom.