Deedra Featherstone/Quotes

Here is a list of quotes and catchphrases that Deedra Featherstone has said throughout many of the show's episodes.

## Quotes

### Frequently Used

1. "Time to take it up a notch!"
2. "According to my binoculation..."
3. "Now, this is voice acting!"
4. "This is cartoonishly stupid!"
5. "Think like you've never thought before!"
6. "Teach like you've never taught before!"
7. "Hide-and-seek like you've never hid-and-saught before!"
8. "Fly like you've never flew before!"
9. "Buy like you've never bought before!"
10. "They are like they never were before."
11. "It is like it never was before."

### Normal

1. "I am Deedra Featherstone, CEO of Featherstone Incorporated. I'm paving these islands for a mega-storage, and you are messing up my schedule!"
2. "Everyone, welcome to Featherstone Incorporated! Population ten, plus me. I'm the CEO, Deedra Featherstone. My family started this place generations ago!"
3. "And for that, I will be forever thankful. I love you, and I thank you with all my heart. You did it all, and you changed everything. And finally, I couldn't be prouder of everything we achieved together."
4. "I wish wearing these [glasses] as an accessory was more normal here in Cascade Crestfalls. Then, when I wear mine, people won't laugh and think it's so strange. I totally wanted to wear them with this outfit. But then again, they're not so bad."
5. "It'd be a whole lot better if everyone did their part to help. See, when a team comes together, we can accomplish incredible things."
6. "So which one of these will I choose? Eeny meeny miney moe. Pick a light and hope it glows. My friends told me to pick the very last one and it is Y-O-U!"
7. "Over here in the posterior part of the brain, delta waves, or slow waves, are most commonly seen in the non-rapid stages of movement."
8. "It is highly questionable whether the dress code strikes the right balance of informality."
9. "Thanks to everyone for the answers, it's never going to be easy, but let's have an open honest discussion about what everyone wants going forward."
10. "Each one can be the best friend ever. And that is something it stands to uphold. Like it or not, there's one thing that platonically outdoes all people. It's a win-win for them. But off the clock, we're free to do whatever."
11. "Which reminds me, I need to report for work!"
12. "Your editorial said we're still working on it. This business cordially works both ways."
13. "This is the symbol of a brighter future. I see nothing wrong with it."
14. "I have an idea how we can turn this up a few notches!"
15. "I know for a fact I would not be able to keep my composure!"
16. "I ask so many questions! I don't think you can ask too many questions!"
17. "By the way, good luck getting in. I changed the password!"
18. "Even in my wildest dreams, I've never seen this much stuff before!"
19. "Wow! It's both better than I thought and worse than I hoped for."
20. "I got 99 problems, but a problem with casuality ain't one."
21. "I'm afraid I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write an exciting story in which nothing happens!"
22. "What's so cordial about a stupid invitation?!"
23. "Come on, guys! Do you have a proper sense of informality?"
24. "I should have known better than to deal with the likes of you!"
25. "I'm sorry, I don't see how this helps us."
26. "I know who's looking for you, and she's got long ears, big teeth, and a cottontail!"
27. "Well, I'm still in kindergarten, and I'm already a valedictorian. And I was offered a full ride to Harvard. Now what have you accomplished?"
28. "Well, that's fine by me. It's not like I was born to be a manager anyway."
29. "There's something highly satisfying when karma strikes."
30. "It's okay, guys. You just can't afford to let things get you down, especially when you're on call 24/7."
31. "Who needs parents when you're a hedonist at age seven?"
32. "I've been told that my personality can make people really uncomfortable."
33. "Yeah. They drive me so crazy to the point where I want to have a mental vacation."
34. "I know carrots are good for my eyes, but a bunny without glasses is completely humiliating. Even Clarkson knows it."
35. "There you are! I'm Deedra, CEO of Featherstone Incorporated. And there's Cassie if I'm not mistaken!"
36. "Also – and I know I say this a lot, but it's important – make sure you take it up a notch."
37. "If so, maybe it's time to take it down a notch. And you know how much I hate saying that!"
38. "Bye, everyone! Make sure you take it up a notch!"
39. "Please keep that to yourself. I love my job!"
40. "Yes, how can I forget? You remind me every five minutes."
41. "Cassie, you're over-sharing again!"
42. "I'm not making any comments to the press."
43. "I like sports as much as it takes to beat down a racehorse. Why?"
44. "I have no other family, besides my parents."
45. "I'm capable of doing the work, and a lot more besides that."
46. "Well, at least I wouldn't have it any other way."
47. "You better do what I say, you better not do what I do!"
48. "That's the most chantillating news I've ever heard!"
49. "Now, that's voice acting! We should probably do it sometime."
50. "Well, look who just scored a great big deal!"
51. "It's not easy to resist temptation."
52. "I was made to run companies, not races!"
53. "Now let's get a few things straight. I'm the boss and you work for me!"
54. "I took you boisterous boys down before, and I'll do it again!"
55. "Time to take you boisterous boys down a few notches!"
56. "Everyone, please lend me your ears!"
57. "To prosperity and good cheer, have a Happy New Year!"
58. "Why fix what's not broke?"
59. "Nothing says true love like a divorce fund!"
60. "I have friends in high places."
61. "Leslie, progress report!"
62. "Play it on the big screen!"
63. "So you see, here at Featherstone Incorporated, everyone is fully dedicated to working super hard, because we are motivated by the promise of rest and relaxation after work. So come and join us. Over tons of people work hard to play hard."
64. "That's why we're always focusing on chantillation, and anything at odds with the concept of lectionality, which can be so subjective that we can basically do whatever we want to you, as long as we frame it as a safety issue. We promise that if you return, we'll take that magical wand and store it safely in our offices away from your back, until we forget the lessons we're pretending to have learned and poke you in the back a second time. So come back to us. Enjoy talking about your different opinions, and help us get those tanking stocks to stop going down. Seriously, they're dropping like a submarine that hit a gold mine."

### General

1. "La-la-la-la-la!"
2. "Looks like we have to do this the hard way! Hello, I'm Deedra. How are you today?"
3. "You need to solve this, now! Good job, take care, bye!"
4. "Well, I'm proud of you for making memories that will last a lifetime... BUT WE ARE DOING THIS MY WAY!"
5. "Don't worry. I promise to play with you whenever you want, but first... EVERYBODY GET BACK TO WORK!"
6. "On behalf of Featherstone Incorporated, I'm really sorry that your back's hurting. I really hope it feels better. Hello, how's your back now? Good. NOW SIT DOWN!"
7. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I'M NOT COMING OUT EVER AGAIN! Okay, I'll come out now."
8. "THAT'S ENOUGH, GET LOST! That was fun."
9. "YOU THREW ME A PARTY?! I love it, thank you."
10. "I do all this, and NOW YOU WANT TO THANK ME?! You're welcome."
11. "Oh no. Busy doesn't BEGIN TO COVER IT! Thanks for asking."
12. "Aww, that's sooo sweet... BUT IT'S WRONG!"
13. "Can this day... GET ANY WORSE?!"
14. "I'm fine, only... HELP!"
15. "What? You think I can just whip up a number line just like that? You're absolutely correct."
16. "What? You expect me to just give out everything? Okay, here you go."

### Episode 48

1. "Well, yeah. Sweets make me all tingly, and fuzzy, and warm inside. But I can't resist it!"
2. "Now please, keep me away from this rainbow nonsense."
3. "Why did we let these melted monstrosities happen?"
4. "Why does a meal have to be such a party?"
5. "I could no longer tell if my meal was tainted or painted."
6. "These colors are nature's warning that poison is present. LISTEN TO YOUR GUT, PEOPLE."
7. "It's time this colorful catastrophe came to an end!"