White Goodman

White Goodman in 1993

**White Goodman** is the owner of Globo Gym and the captain of the Globo Gym Purple Cobras. He serves as the main antagonist in *DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story*.

## History

White Goodman was a man struggling with obesity at an early age presumably, as seen in the picture of him in 1987. Fed up with being overweight, he founded Globo Gym thanks to an inheritance from his father Earl, and invested it in his company. During the period of 1987 to 1993, he hired a "Fitness Consigliere" called Me'Shell Jones. He is also known to have made friends with the Dodgeball Chancellor.

By 1993, White managed to get in good shape as well as run a successful gym company. His influence led to him trying to buy up Average Joe's, a dilapidated gym owned by his rival Peter LaFleur, who refused to sell it to him. He actively sought the downfall of Average Joe's and even spied on the gym to stop them from raising the $50,000 they needed to save the gym.

During all this, he was hitting on the lawyer who was dealing with the Average Joe's finances, Kate Veatch who rejected his advances. After learning alongside Me'Shell that Average Joe's were entering the Las Vegas Dodgeball tournament, he assembled a team with him to stop them from raising the money. In his team included him as captain, Me'Shell, Blade, Lazer, Blazer and Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski to form the Purple Gym Purple Cobras, explaining to Gordon that he took advantage of his friendship with the Dodgeball Chancellor to get him into the tournament without winning a regional qualify match.

Later, he got Kate fired by lying that she was stealing and drinking on the job, with the delusional belief that she would date him. Upon being rejected, he "broke up" with Kate.

During the tournament, his team defeated the Patriot Axes and Kamikazes, before moving onto the finals. During the time between the semi-final and final match, White got Peter LaFleur to sell his gym for $100,000 before he left. Despite this, Globo Gym were still forced to take on Average Joe's for the finals, the Chancellor's Decision being overturned by 2 of 3 judges, including Chuck Norris. During the match, White stepped over the line, resulting in a sudden-death final.

He tried to throw a ball at Peter who chose to blindfold himself, only to be defeated. In his confrontation with Peter after the match, Peter revealed that he took the bribe to bet Average Joe's victory and will be investing in the controlling stake of Globo Gym, making him his new boss. Upon White spatting back, he was publicly fired by Peter, and was forced to walk away defeated, stealing a kid's hot dog on his way out.

By 1994, White regressed back to his state of Obesity previously seen in 1987, and blamed Chuck Norris by his plight.

## Personality

White Goodman was a rude and condescending person who was fiercely competitive, as he went so far to join the Las Vegas dodgeball tournament just to prevent Average Joe's from staying open. He was also a raving misogynist, acting creepy around Kate while hitting on her, and showing no personal space.

He was also delusional, believing that getting Kate fired would get her to date him. He was pretentious around everyone, extremely disrespectful towards others.

## Quotes

* "We should mate."
* "DATE. I said we should date sometime."
* "It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"
* "Air Goodman coming at you!"
* "Fucking Chuck Norris!"

## Trivia

* Due to White Goodman referencing that his 1987 picture was "6 years and 600 pounds ago", he confirmed that the main events of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story take place in 1993.

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