Fool vs King Leer

Content Warning: The following RP scene contains explicit and sexual content that may be inappropriate or distasteful. Please be advised.

Characters in this scene: Fool, Leer, assorted goblins

Editor's note: This content was made before OMO's current guidelines and standards of play were implemented and thus may not be of the same level of quality or realism expected on OMO today.

Editor's note: LHC is King Leer's player - anytime you see her speaking, that is who she is playing, with the exception of when she is directing goblins under Leer.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool messes around in his chair, watching anime, as the party goes on. Inebriated others and Others cycle in and out. Just havin a good time, Y'unno?*

LHC — 02/22/2021

An eighteen-wheeler slams into the Fool's house with great force and a sharp angle, taking out one of its four walls. The driver is already dead, coated in shattered glass. The Fool must immediately dodge to avoid imminent lethal impact.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool slams out of the way, hitting his head, but being fine from the attack. Multiple others and Others are injured heavily, but they got somewhat out of the way. He gets up, and sees the chaos. He yells his allies into action.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

Another truck approaches - this one smaller, a pickup truck, and jerking erratically from side to side. Giant goblin limbs emerge from under it, and it approaches the Fool, looking to grab him. It clambers upright, its dick swinging in the newly-opened up breeze of Fool's ruined house. A gremlin, Trucknuts.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*His allies are two Summer Fae, A witch hunter, a gilded Lily, Grey-Cloaked Eminence, A toon, a few minor goblins, humanoid spirits, among others and Others. Fool brings out a gun, and shoots the goblins member and face. With rose water, salt, and holly based bullets. The allies get out, to hold off these intruders. Grey Cloaked Eminence works in the shadows.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

Trucknuts turns to place the truck he's wearing as a shell in the line of fire, and he approaches towards the Fool, and rakes down at his face with the overgrown fingernails of a long gremlin hand. More goblins have already jumped out of Trucknuts' back. One the size of a large man, a sickly shade of grey, very bottom-heavy. Assthew. One smaller pink one slips away.

On the other side of the Fool's house, the eighteen-wheeler bursts into flames. One lesser goblin clambers onto the Fool's computer and starts sending gibberish messages to the OMO chatroom.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool activates a wind rune, and leaps out of reach. Fool chucks a gernade filled with anti-goblin stuff at the pink one. Fool then activates a privacy rune using a trinket power soruce and pen that's on the inside of his cloak, set to a large area of privacy. He winces at the goblin, but he relents, with simple annoyance* *The summer fae, toon, witch hunter, and such start to brawl with the goblins. A few other and Other guests, decide to fight instead of flight.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

In the distance, a giant goblin approaches. Fifty feet tall, with a crown of shit on his head. King Leer. The source of this attack. Half of a Boogeyman hangs from Leer's mouth. Leer regularly eats Boogeymen. ***. . "̓͋̍F̍̇͘F͗͛̿F͂̿̆F̄̂̏U̓̿̀U͆̂͠U̎̏̉Û͂͞C̋̅͘C͋̈́̕C͐̇͆C̋̓̄K͋̽̐Ǩ̆͂K͛̈́͞K͆̔͞ Y̊̔͞Y̓̐̅Y̔̑͝Y̛̽̒O͌͒̚O͋͒̑O͗̐͊Õ̉͠U̎̑͡U̒̇́Ü̒͞U̾̾̕"̂̉̅ . .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Indeed. Fuck you too!" *Fool smiles, as the pink goblin starts to dissolve nearby and die. Assthew and Trucknuts are being occupied by the Others and others.*

"Shall we banter, oh fat one? How's your mother doing?"

*Fool gets a regular gun, and shoots the computer out, after a few lines.*

"You've been eating enough shit?"

LHC — 02/22/2021

Assthew spreads his cheeks and heads to sit on the Fool's face. The stench is terrible. He can hardly think. Assthew chuckles.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool dodges away via the runes power, and shoves a vial of purifying rosewater into Assthews anus* "I hope you don't mind the insertion."

LHC — 02/22/2021

Pusgasm cums as she dies, obviously. She turns into an enormous blast of fluid that makes the entire battlefield immensely slippery.

Assthew launches the vial of rosewater away, with a thunder-like crack. It shatters in the distance.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Ick. Guess somebodies been orgasming. Woah!" *Fool dodges the rosewater vial, which hits a minor spirit, who gets pissed, and starts to call more spirits to beat up Assthew.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

A lesser goblin punches the Fool's mobility rune, and he nearly loses it, but not quite. King Leer approaches, each footstep getting more and more audible.

***. . "̒̎͒I͊̓͞I͊̊̂I͒͘͠I̓̓̓ C̾͐̎C̿̂̕C̍̀̓C̉̓̉A͑̽͡A̓̆̃A̋̒͡Ȧ̛̐N͒̔̕Ǹ̃͐N̔̏̊N̐͊̕ S͂͒̿S̄͂̃S̐̓̿S͑̃̋E͐͌͑E͂̀̌E̅̄̚E͌͆̑E͛̽̈́E͐͗͝E̊̓͐E̓̑̿ Ý͆̽Ỳ̛̽Y̔͌̏Y̓̈́͡Ô̋͠Ö́́̓Ô̏̾O̒̿̋Ů͞͝U͑̀͘Û̐̚Ũ̾̔"̑͆̌ .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Yes, and I can see you too. I see we both have functional eyes."

*Fool kicks the goblin in the nards. and throws him onto another goblin.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

Trucknuts manages to grab onto the Fool and slam him into some debris. His mobility rune is sent flying.

***. . "̛̈̈F̆̐͝F́͋̚F̈́̿̀F̐̆̾L̛͗̐Ľ̕͞L̔̃̈L̽̄͞E̍̈́́E͌̈́̽E̅̃͞E̍́̒E̋͐͡E̿̚͝E͐͂͝E̅̚͡,̇͒͑ C̍̌̈́C͛̓͞C̃̊̂C̋̉͝O͐̿̋Ò̎͘Ȯ̏͞O̎͐͆W̾͒͠W͋̑̚W̓́͐W͐͑̍Å̅̕Ȁ͌̏A̍̍̀A͆̒͠R̛̋̾R̿̇̿R̛̄̀R̄̐͘D̛̽̓D͂͂̚D̃̉̄D͗̀͡"̛̅͒ . .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Get some breathmints, stinkyyyyyyyy!" *Fool throws a bottle of rose water on the floor, leading to it spreading around the area.*(edited)

*He then tries to shoot Trunknuts nuts again.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

Trucknuts explosively pisses, like a firehose, directly at the Fool, sending him flying off of his property.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool brushes himself off, or as best as he can. He then uses a stored trinket, that starts to clean the residue of filth off him* "Rude!" *He continues to throw bottles of rosewater around the property.*

*More and more undecided others and Others have either left or started to fight.*

*Said others and Others to have left seem to not even be there, at all.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

At least one Aware Non-Practitioner has been swarmed by little lesser goblins. This is bad.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool shrugs it off. The witch hunter can take on problems like these. Though the gilded lily may be in hot water. Ah well. He'll remember if she dies. Cause she's cute. He then shoots trucknuts again in the nuts. Repeatedly.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "͌̌͗F͗͗͞F̾̓͡F̓̃͞F͐̎̀U̍̓̋Ú̊̕U͗̃́U̚͠͠C̀̐͝C̋̑͞C̛͌̏C͋́͡K̛͛̓K͛͋͗K̎̚͡K̑̎̐Ĩ̌͊I͑̽̈́I̊̆͂I͑̇͝N͆́͌N̓̊̾N̿̾͆N̔͊͠G̊́̚G̛̃̊G̾̇̈G̾͊̚ F͑̚͞F́̕͝F̂̾̒F̀͆͛O̎̓̚O̅̃̉Ō͡͠Ö́̀̎O͂̑̀O̔͘͘O͗̃͝O͆̄̎L͑͘͞L̂̿͐L̀̽͒L̓͊͛"͌͂͆*** King Leer is here.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"What? I've done that in the past, but not right now. And yes, I'm not in the shape to do it right now."

LHC — 02/22/2021

Trucknuts winces in pain and throws a large motorcycle at the Fool.

It's heavy and not thrown particularly well.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool barely dodges that by tripping on a rock, and he gets back up.*

"Woahhh!!"

LHC — 02/22/2021

Trucknuts is fucking raving. He scampers at the Fool, and he isn't even close to King Leer size but he is still quite a bit bigger than a person. Imagine you're being pursued by a giant Joe Pesci wearing a pick-up truck. And you just shot him in the dick.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool activates a spare rune, and is now straight in the air.* "Well, you've lost your nuts. How about I call you truck, now?"

*All the guests are now fighting, there are no fleeing people left. They're all out of sight.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

His words are completely incoherent, but there are a *lot* of "fuck"s in there. He tries to grab you in midair, and he does at least make contact.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"This further proves my points, truck." *Fool throws rose water at various goblins, as his reserves on it run low.*

*More and more of the goblins start to mysteriously start getting distracted or injured from out of nowhere.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "͒̈́͘Ŷ̃̕Ẏ̄͘Y̍́͑Ŷ̑͠O͑̃̇Ȍ̋͌O͗͂̚O̎͛̚U̾̒͠Ů̈͘Ǘ͋͡Ù̋͐ W̋̈̚W͛̓̀W͒̉͘Ẅ́͛͗E̒̅͊E̿̒̚E̓̿̈́Ē͠͞R͗̉͊R̊͛̀Ŕ̋̇Ȑ͐̐Ë͌͋E̛̾̄E͗́͒E̓̀̌ F̀͛̇F̑̅͞F̅͋͌F͋̓̉Ơ̽̕O̊̅̂Ȏ̾͡O̊̕͠Ơ̎̀Ǒ͐͘Ö̽̆O̔̾͠L̿̃̚L̎̅̽L̍͛͒L̒͗͘I̛̒̚Ì̓͐Ḯ͌̈́Ī̉͡S̑̀SSSHHHH TTTTOOOO IIIINNNNVVVVIITTEEEE MMMMEEEE HHHHEEEERRRREEEE" . .*** King Leer gently slams his fist down into the Fool. The impact is debilitating, and it sends him sprawled out onto the ground.

***. . "̌̕͝V͑̓̉V͒̐̄V̋͌͗V͐̅̃E͛̀͘Ẽ̛͆E͂̌̍Ẽ͒͡R̎̌̾R̄͌͞R̂͐̚R̽̓͊Ỹ̓̚Ŷ͂͞Y̽͠͞Y͆̆̄ L͑̄͛L͒͗͠Ĺ́͆L̈́͠͝I͛̈́͡Ĭ͛̈́I̿̋͘Ǐ̛̛K̇͗͝K̔́̚K̅́͡K͂̇͌E͌͊̉Ẽ̛́Ê̄͊Ĕ̃́ Y͑̀͆Y͒́̋Y̊́͛Ÿ́̾͠Ȏ̓͐O̐͞͝O̒̓̃Ó̎͋U̓̈̀U̒͘͡U̅̎̕U͛̒͆"͌̒͠ .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Yeah, and what do I call myself? Yeah, Fool." *Fool coughs some slight blood, but gets back up, and a summer fae goes to block King Leer from killing Fool.*

*That fae...is Chadicus.*

*The minor fae gun fu, high summer, CQC expert.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

King Leer burps at Chadicus.

It's enough. The smell is revolting even to the Fool.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Chadicus is disgusted, and stands in place, frozen. The fool also revolts, but gets out of the way.* "well, well. You must've ate a lot of dirt as a minor goblin, huh? Good on you for respecting your health."

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̽̒̋D͐̆͑D̒̂̃D̀̔͡D̏́̀I͊̚͡I͗̉̀İ̌͒Ĭ̓͌Ë́̃͡É͝͡E̓̍̚E͐̍͐,̄͐͝ V͌̕̚V͂͑̽V̔̋̓V́̋̍I̔̎͞I͛̐̾I̿͊͘I͗́͋R̓̈̊R̀͌̋R͌͒͝R̒͆̌G̃͗̋G͌̆̋G̽̑̓Ĝ͐͝I͗̅̊Ǐ̒͡I͋̚̕I̓͌͗Ṅ̍̽N̏̍̀Ň͑͠N̛͗͝I͂̒͠I̒͆̚I͆͊̋I͑̔̐C̋̔͛C̓͛̕C̓̄̚C̈͊̏U̍̇͆Ǔ͆͡Ú͊͋U̇͘SSS" .***

Leer spits at Chadicus, who dissolves into smoke, ruined Glamour.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

OOC:back.

[7:56 PM]

*Chadicus's tattered form is gone, though with a twist that you might not suspect*

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"That's just innaccurate. He banged at least a few humans and Others over the time I knew him. I gainsay you. He wouldn't call himself Chadicus for nuthin."

"Though, I do think your diet needs a bit more piss and bit less shit for the best goblin diet. Just sayin."

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̀̉͐F͗̎͞F́͐̚F͗͌͗F̈̔̀İ̛͠I̊̐̾I̍̊̃I͊́̕G̛͂̄G͐̂̒G̅͛͘G͗͗̈U̓͒̂U̍̍͠Ú̇̌U̚͝͠R͊͒̅R̔̈́͞R̾̊̓R̀̏̐A͒̀̑A̅͐͝A̛͑͌A͐̀̚T́͞͡T̆͘͡T̉̔͒T̃́̓I̊̍̕I͆͋̌Ȋ̌̈Í͌͗V͗͛̐V̑̉̔V̐̀̔V͗͐̄Ẽ̑͞É̀̎E̓̎͡E͂̌̏.̀͋́ L̓̓͞L̓͘͞L̈͊̍L̍̆̓O̾͆͘O͒̌͌Ó͑͆Ó̾SSSSEEEERRRR. LLLLIIIIKKKKEEEE YYYYOOOOUUUU." . .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Still though, I recommend you go on a diet. You seem kinda chubby."

*Many of the others and Others from the party have disappeared. Most of Leers goblins are now dead or too injured to fight.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̔̒̊W͑̂̀W̔̉̚W̋̅͡W̆̈̋H̔͑͡H̆́́H͂̍͞H̔̌͡Ä̿͐A̽̅͒À͐̉Ā̀͛T̎̎̚T́̒̔T͋͐͘T̀́͊ K͆̋͛K̋̊̚K̍͑̀K̽̅̐Ï̑̀Í͑̚I͋́̓Ḯ̆̏N̒̑͌N̛͒̅Ṅ̀͡N̚͝͝D̛̑̍D̎̄̉D̎̓͋D̏͘͠ O̓̉͡O̓̅͝O͛̆̏Ó̽̓Ḟ̂́F͐̅͂F̊͋̕F̈́̈̓ F̂͆̚F͛̚͡F͑̿͗F͊͑̓A̽͌͆Å̊͡Ȃ̿͝A̓͂͝E͂͐EEE IIIISSSS C̊̿̀C̒͒̒Ć̊͠C̅͌̈Å͒̕Ȧ͂́A̒̾͂Á̚͘L͋̊̀L̽̄̓L̏́͞L̾͂̿E̓̌͛Ẻ̈̔E̛͋̋E̛͒͐D̏͌̆Ḋ̎̔D̛̈́̇D̅͑̚ C̓̋̕C̒̔́C̅̑̀C̑̈́̎H̀̅͞H͋̓͋H́̈́͒H̐̐͆A̔̽̕A͛̕͠Ȃ̓̅A̓̇̐D̈́̿̐D̄͡͠D̂͋͞D̈́͗͒I̛̍͝I̓́̿I͗͘͝I͌̔̍C̛͑̿C̊́̓C̉̀͡C͊̍̈́Ủ̽̇Ü͋͡Ư͑̍U̿͊͞Ŝ̊͡S̎͋SS AAAANNNNYYYYWWWWAAAAYYYY"***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Someone who bangs frequently, that's what."

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "͐͛̀S̐̈̓S̾̉͡S̑͛͞S͋̒̎O͆̇͋O̿̇̅O͛͡͡Ỏ̚͠U͂͗͠Ŭ̔̉Ũ̐̑U͐͊̂N͗̒̕N̄̊͊N̏̌͠N̆͑͘Ď͛͝D́̉̏Ḋ͗̅D̆̓͘Š͋͑S̊́̓S̒̚͡S͋̅̕ L̄̈̑L̂̈́̇L̈̐̾L͊̆̀I͐̍̔I̔̔͊I͒̇͘I̅̎̚Ḱ̚̚Ḱ͝͝K̔̐̕Ḱ̕͠Ẻ̂͗Ė̅͠E͋̎̈Ë̛͂ A͆̎͞A͂͛̋Å̈́̔Â̛̽ G̊̌̊G̑̕̚G͗̔̓G͐́̾O̅̉OOOBBBBLLLLIIIINNNN" . .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"I've not seen him without at least one partner at a time. I don't know how he gets so many of them. Though, your point is somewhat valid. There was some high summer fae saying he might flip to dark summer."

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̀̀̎G̐͌̚Ǧ̓͞G̐́́G̋̃̓O͒̃̓O̽́́O͌́́O̎̈͠T̀̀̉T̓̕͝T͋̔͘T̒́́"͑͌͛ . .***

King Leer takes the opportunity to grab the Fool and hoist him up into the air, in an unclenched fist.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool then goes and flies out, as Leer is not clenching his fists tightly, using his last remaining flight rune.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

Trucknuts, now nutless, clambers up Leer's back to get at the Fool, and jumps at him, forcing him to dodge.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool expends a trinket to dodge Trucknuts, and shoots him in the eyes.* "Hello, truck! How's the kids? Crude and shitty?"

LHC — 02/22/2021

Trucknuts shrieks in anguish and, throwing a tantrum, punches another wall of the Fool's home, collapsing it. The structure has been on fire for some time now, and that fire has risen and grown. Its integrity is close to entirely gone. Even the basement is at risk.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Oh, I see, you're not the type to like talking about your domestic situation." *Fool calls the fire department, who've probably already started to come along.*

LHC — 02/22/2021

Minor goblins try to swarm the Fool and get at his phone. King Leer roars and stomps. Nearby, a couple of Innocents' windows shatter. King Leer turns to face the Fool and approaches.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Fool has already gotten his use out of his phone, and breaks it in two, to deny the enemy. He gets annoyed at the damages, but it's probably on the goblins* "Hayyyyy big boi. Why ya called Leer of all things?"

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̓̂̂B͛̒̃B͌̋́B͋͒̚B͌̓͑E̓͌͝E̽̈́̎E̍͑͌E͐̈́͛C̏͒̂Ć̽͌C͂͒͡C͌̄̅A͋̐̌A̋̈́͝Å͑̐A̿̀͊U͒̈́̉U̒̃͌Ú̚̕U̿̃̅S͗̈̏Ś̊͗S̑̔̅S̒̑̓É̒͠É̈̀E̔͋͞E̛̋̈ İ͘͠Ì͒͡I̿͞͞I͒͗̚ C̉̐̎C̉̍̂C̎̇͡C͑̏͘Ä̑̉À̑͝A͑̈́͠A̔͆̚N̊͛́N̓̐͞N̆͞͝Ṅ̓̏ S̀̍͞S͊̔̾S͆̑̄S̅̑͞È̋EEEEEEE YYYYOOOOUUUU" . .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Yes, and I can see you. Anything special about that hmmmm? Or should I just call you King Nothing. There's little special about being able to see me right now."

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̐̄̈́I̛͌̀I͑̉̏İ̈̀Ì͋̔ C͛̃͂C͂̚͠C̓͘̚C̏̕͠O̓̒̐O̿͋͞Ő͘͘Ô͂͘U͆̆͞Ů̏́U͋̅͡U̓̍̓L̆̽͡L̈̂̅L͌̈͞Ĺ̅̽D̾͌̈́D̊̄̇D́͊͑D́̉͠ S͊̐͠S͗̓͗Ś̆̈S̊̌͡É͛̑Ȅ̓͂Ȇ̔͡E͛̊̀E͋̋̊E̋͗͡E̾͘͞Ě̾̓ Y̋͋̎Y̏̈́̂Y̛͗̂Y̒͌͠Ŏ́̒Ơ̚̕Ö͘͝O̓̓͡Ȗ̑̕U͑̿͞U͌̂͛U̓́̚ A͋̀AAALLLLLLLL AAAALLLLOOOONNNNGGGG" .***

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Yeah, and so could a half-wit retarded augur. Borrrinnngggggg. Try again."(edited)

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̑͗̾I͋̈͡Ì͆̓I̽͐̊İ́̏ L̏̀̌Ĺ͑̕Ĺ̈́̚L̉̂͗Ĭ̐̂I͑́̎Ĭ̉͝I̔̓͞K̈̌͘K͆̄̄K̛̆͘Ǩ̊̚Ẻ͒͠E̓͆̈́E͗̕̕É́̿ Ś̉̈S͛̎͝S̾̑͌S̊̿̃E̓̓̂E̽̾̚É̑̕E̅̒̐E̓̄̕Ẽ̀͝E͋͑͑E̎̍͊I̓͐͒I̿̋̎Î̑̋Ï̌͝N͒̃͆Ǹ͗̃N̋͘͡N̉̒͝Ĝ̍͛Ġ̓̒G̾̑̆Ǵ̒͋ Y͛̔̊Y̾̏͊Ÿ͌͡Y͐̆̆O̾̋OOOUUUU" . .***

***. . "̿̐͐I̒̋́Ï̛̅Ì̆̕Ḯ̓̆ L̿̀̑L̆͆̀L̄̄̃L͛́͝I͒̄͝Ȉ̈̀I̚͠͠I̋̿̅K̀́͝K̛̅͘K͊̃̀K̽͆̽Ȇ̎̅E̐͐̀E̒͗̎Ȅ̌͋ S̈̀͛S̆͊̈́S̃̿̐Ŝ̛́E̔̈͞E̛̚͡E̒̃͐È̀͞E̋̊͝É̐̅E͛̏̎É̉̽I͐̈̚Ȉ̚͠I͋̂͘I͒̏̓N̎̌͊N͆́̐N͛̄͗N̛͐͞G̿́̚G̍͆͝G̓̒͠G̀̚͞ Ẏ̛̕Ỳ͑̈́Y̐͐̍Y͑̆͒Ó̾OOOUUUU SSSSUUUUFFFFFFFFEEEERRRR" . .***

The Fool has to scramble to dodge as Leer repeatedly swings at him.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"So does a lot of other goblins. Bzzzzt. Strike three. Haven't proven why you're special. So, why not King Nothing?" *Fool dodges repeatedly, as he laughs maniacally.*

"So, King Nothing, how's the whole ruling thing? Or shall I also try to take that away?"

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "̎͊̉I͛͂͞Ĩ́̌I̋̀͂I̛̾̆'̇͘͠V̇͂͞V̓̔͡V͛̆͋V̈͆͋E̍̑̌E̎̏̉E̔͗͡E͆͛͠ K͛̾̂K̆̄͆K̎̓͆K̎̉̃I̽̐̋I̎̇̽I̅̍̕I͑̐̈́Ĺ̿͌L̋͗̒L̔̑̅L̊͂͠Ẻ̎̉E͆̑̊E͂͌̓Ẻ̎̂D͛̀̇D̂̃̓D̛͋̄D̈̽̅ S̀̇͡Ś̒͝Ṡ́̔S̀̃̽O̊̐̈O̍̀͞Ŏ̐͝Ơ͋͂ Ḿ̒̇M̈́͗̇M̔̑̓M͛́̆A͌̿̅A̅̾̀A̒͛͗A̾̈NNNNYYYY LLLLIIIIKKKKEEEE YYYYOOOOUUUU" .***

***. . "̂͊̚Ŷ̄͋Ŷ͠͝Y̎̈̔Y͂̅̾O̒̐͘Ö́̌̚O̒̌͆O̊͐͌U͗̈͞U͆͌̉U͊̑͂U͋͛͠ T̍̏̕T̿̍͠T͌̕̕T̓̏̿O̒͛́Ò̀͂Ō̇͘O̅̂̔O̓̇̍O̓́̐Ô̅̈O̒̑̒"̇́̈́ . .***

Leer tries to crush Fool, pinning him down with a foot and stepping down.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

"Borinnnggggg...how many others goblins have killed "many" in the past? It ain't even that special to see me being killed. Many people existing near me have also fantasized about killing me. Bzzzt. Strike four. You wanna go for seven or nine refutes or something?" *Fool jumps out, with a leap rune, breaking it, and another trinket or power*

"You gonna give a half-decent reason, Nothing?"

"Hmmmm?"

LHC — 02/22/2021

***. . "͊͊̑H̏̑̄H̑̒͘H̆̓̏H͋̈́̀Ä̈́͑A͑̈́̚A͌̉̊A̔͝͠L̿̊́L̓̐̏L͆͋̒L̀̆͆F͌̓̚F͛͐͗F̄̐̋F͂̓͋.͗͂͞.̽̚͘.̒̌̉"̔̅͌***

King Leer seizes hold of the Fool.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*Aside from like a handful, the goblins under Leer are all dead or injured. There's barely any guests left on fools side.*

"ah, so brute force? Basically any goblin can do that!"

LHC — 02/22/2021

He slams him into a standing post from the Fool's burning house, splitting the lower half of his body from the upper half. King Leer does not see where the Fool's head, torso, and arms land. He heads off, leaving the Fool for dead.

TheFoolWhoDreamsOfBeingASorcerer — 02/22/2021

*He coughs up blood, but he still starts smiling. There are no goblins on leers side but Leer. Fool uses the last burst of his air rune to dash to his basement. He activates another trinket, creating holographic legs, where his real ones used to be.*

"So....bye, Nothing! T'was a fun party!"

*Fool runs out to FRT road, Grey Eminence collects the party members in their injured state, and nurses them back to full health, and both eventually crawl to their backup home.*