YOUTUBE 911

## Boogie2988

"*You're probably right. I don't think kids can be gay.*"
―Boogie2988
YOUTUBE 911 "Boogie2988" is a video where Erik helps Boogie2988 fight some evil commenters. It was released on March 31, 2017.

## Summary

Erik tries to start a lesson, but he's interrupted by an emergency hologram call from Boogie. Boogie had created a video talking about LGBT representation on YouTube and the comments section was overrun by homophobes. Erik declares it a YouTube 911 and offers to help, also making it clear that it's not a YouTube 9/11. Erik walks Boogie through the comment etiquette process. First Boogie's comment is too polite, so Erik asks him to make it more attention-grabbing. Boogie then leaves a reply that use etiquette beyond anything Erik planned on teaching here.

Boogie and Erik go back and forth leaving comments making fun of the homophobes in the comments. At one point a student gets caught in the mix but Erik vouches for them. After all of the comments are posted, Boogie celebrates that he's not going to get any more hateful people in his comments. Erik is confused and tells Boogie that if anything this will have had made the hateful people even more hateful. Boogie panics so Erik hangs up on him.

Boogie apologizes for his comments on Twitch.

## Comments

*Why the fuck do kids even need to know about LBGT shit?*
- real beef

*Hey asshole, is that a serious fucking question? I got a better one: you're jealous that gay people get more ass than you LOL that wasn't a question, but shit's still true you dumb question asking dick lint pussyhole fuck you*
- Boogie2988

*Boogie is virtue signaling for the LGBT shows that are aimed at kids. Shame on you Boogie Unsubscribed.*
- Jimmy Armes

*I bet your mom wishes you would unsubscribe from her basement you just-learned-what-virtue-signaling-means-ass motherfucker. Unsub these nuts in your mouth and call me when you can write a check you fresh off the nipple grassy ass little baby bitch.*
- Boogie2988

*Kids don't need to learn about gay people. Fucking queers are turning the kids gay*
- Chandler G

*Only thing turning kids gay around here is the example you're setting as a straight dude you fucking wi-fi enabled colostomy bag*
- Erik

*Who cares boogie they don't deserve a platform*
- sethk1212

*Hey weird question but are you the horrible queef monster I constructed in my secret laboratory? A living queef that both tlaks and types in dumb stupid queef noises? Because you sound just like him.*
- Boogie2988

*LGBT is garbage, they shouldn't be encouraged to post anyways.*
- TheTrumpTower!

*Hey trump tower, weird name for a guy who's anti lgbt. Anyway you can make up for it by sucking my dick while I watch SNL reruns projected onto the back of your head*
- Erik

*Internet Comment Etiquette with ErikThanks for the offer, but I'm not a sodomite pig like you my friend.*
- TheTrumpTower!

*Hey Erik, don't worry about that guy. He sucked my dick last week for a carton of cigarettes.*
- Boogie2988

*This is the illuminates doing*
- Michael Barber

*CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION*
- Erik

*GOOD. FUCK THE GAYS*
- Rakib H

*If you punched yourself in the dick for every woman you've ever let down it'd be great for the rest of us because it'd quickly ruin any chance at more of you running around this already overcrowded planet.*
- Boogie2988

*Being gay is a mental disorder, think of all the gay people you know...they aren't sane mentally. People need to realize this, I've been saying it for years. There's a reason 2 dudes can't make a baby*
- ChicagoDieHard23

*First of all 2 dudes CAN make a baby, it just dies extra early in a butthole. Secondly go fuck yourself you dumb dicked girl-repellent.*
- Erik

*id run restricted mode so i dont ever see a bunch of faggots or dumb fucking tranny fucks but i cant lose videos for swearing fuck faggots they deserve to die dudes sucking dick is fucking gross*
- Eric Smith

*Hey this is me, your mom. You're in a lot of trouble for this comment. We're taking away your internet for a week and then we're going to do nothing else about it because we're obviously incapable as parents to keep you from posting dumb shit like this in the first place LOL peace out I'm gonna go suck your dad's dick!*
- Boogie2988

*Fuck LGBTQ+. All they do is work for shit that doesn't matter.*
- Grim Sniper

*Worked my dick to this comment and popped one off that made every kid on my block gay*
- Boogie2988

*who wants the lgbt community here anways*
- Hash Ketchups

*I dunno why don't you LGB-S-my-D and find out*
- Boogie2988

*we don't want to have our youth have ads that says being gay and getting aids is ok*
- RIGHT WING GOD

*I could get fucked by mid 90's Magic Johnson so hard that he ends up wearing my body like a tuxedo and this comment would have still given me more AIDS*
- Erik

*LGBTQ content is not for children*
- tree fiddy

*Unless the kid's gay*
- Boogie2988

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