Mee

Meelord "The Marone Mongoose" Marone is Space Tree's "friend" from high school. He hangs around the rest of the main cast, although usually only to exploit or steal from them, as he doesn't seem to actually like any of them. He goes by 'Mee' for short, setting up plenty of 'me/you' related puns.

## Biography

Mee is a roughly humanoid looking character. He has an impossibly curvy spine, light cyan-green hair, a huge chin, and what appear to be ears with two lobes. He seems to be the same species as Tahoma Fresh who shares most of the same characteristics except her spine isn't all bent up. He wears a high-collared green jacket and a gold medallion around his neck which the episode Space Package implies has some significance to him (episodes like Fight Right show he's been wearing it since high school).

He is shown to be an extremely egotistical character, not bothering to remember the names of other characters who consider him their friend, only coming to see them or helping them when there's something in it for him, and often insulting, stealing from and even framing them. He shot his boss in the head in cold blood in the episode Space Tea (although he seemed to recover from this in later episodes). He is a career criminal and been sent to Space Prison at least once. He has been accused of committing 'murder, conspiracy to conceal murder, kidnapping and treason', although he maintains that he is only guilty of three of those.

He could make portals out of thing air and used this ability to jump from place to place and appear without warning, which he often used to commit robberies or escape when caught.

With his superpowers, strange spine and hate for other characters, he is very similar to Phil Argus from Bonus Stage.

In The S Word Mee is hinted to belong to the church of Scientology, saying that he needs to "check his thetan levels".

Sometimes he will pronounce "asked" as "axed".

He formed a crime trio with Pinkfrosting88 and Allon, the three of whom originally formed the "greatest crime trio in all of the land" (it has since been named 'The Reginalds'). Together they robbed The Captain's Club and the Commander, from whom Mee stole some tickets and a leg.

Later in the series he lost his portal-making superpower (most likely from the explosion caused by the bamb.. bomb in the easter egg of Allon's Crib) and as a result was kicked out of The Reginalds by Pinkfrosting88, after which he went to live on Space Tree's ship. It seems his powers were transferred over to PinkFrosting88, who discovered she has the ability to create portals in The End.

## Memorable Quotes

* "No, I'm Mee. If anyone is you, it's you." - Super Space

* "Don't look at *Mee*!" - Hand Shake

* "This gives *Mee* an Idea." - Frame Game

* "Well, well. Looks like the ball is in my pants now." - Emotional Distress

* "Hey man, I see you got the lower case L brand. Nice." - The Potato Farm

* "Hey everybody, it's Mee Marone." - The Crown

* "Now, here's my sexy plan..." - The Crown

* "Ow! How did you know that getting a shotgun blast in the chest was one of my several weaknesses? Damn you!" - The Crown

* **CHRISTOPHER 1:** *(to Mee)* Well, if you had nothing to do with it, then what are you doing here? **MEE:** Well, obviously to defend myself against these slanderous allegations. **CHRISTOPHER 1:** *(to himself, mumbling)* Yeah, I'll allegate *you* in a minute... **MEE:** Did you just call me an alligator?! - The Giving Tree

* "I do happen do be a fake doctor you know." - The Tree Whisperer