List of featured beers (season 2)

Beers featured in Season 2

 “It tastes just like fruit juice.” -Aaron“I would put this in a sippy cup and give it to a toddler” -Jason

 “This looks like beer, I’ve been wanting this all night..This beer and the last beer are like night and day.” -Matt“It tastes very hoppy.” -Aaron“Wow!” -Jason

 “Tastes like a summer beer.” -Paul“Well it has a bear on it in the arctic, which doesn’t exist anymore, all the polar bears are dead.” -Aaron

 “That’s really weird for a barley wine, it’s really hoppy for a barley wine.” -Aaron“That tastes like taint. It is like a tranquilizer dart in your ass.” -Paul

 “It doesn’t really taste like a Winter Ale, Winter Ales are more Hardy and Husky and taste like overweight children. This beer is Dylan” -Matt

 “It tastes like Soy Sauce!” – Dylan“It tastes like soy sauce.. it really does.” -Matt

 “I sent back an Abita beer once, it must have been a faulty tap.. this is ok, I won’t be sending it back.” -Matt“It’s pretty good.” -Aaron

 “It’s really sweet.. it’s got a good flavor I just wish it was a little more subtle.” -Matt“I like it. It still tastes really beer-y” -Aaron

 “It’s very subtle.” -Brad“It’s pretty good as far as Ciders go, but it is still a cider so… meh.” -Matt“I like it!” -Greg B.

 “It’s quite hoppy, I don’t think you’ll like it. It is Ruthless” -Matt“Oh god…” -Aaron

 “Wow! That’s a smokey Scotch Ale.” -Matt“huh, that is smokey, tastes kinda like meat.” -Aaron“Ohhhh…. guh, it tastes like beer.”-Greg

 “Before I knew what good beer was this was the beer that I chose to drink way too often.” -Matt

 “This beer is my favorite beer, I’ve been drinking it for 5 years and I never get tired of it. It’s sweet and it’s nutty.” -Matt“Malty, tasty, it’s real good.” -Sean

 “This is a very wonderful beer that Samuel Adams makes, this is the kind of beer I like because it doesn’t have that horrible IPA-ness to it that makes it taste like urine.” -Dylan, “This beer IS hoppy.” -Matt

 “Oh wow, this is really good.” -Matt“I’m not agreeing with that. I think it’d be better if you eliminated the hops, the taste of it would be fine, but it’d just tastes awful.” -Aaron“It’s called HopDevil..” -Matt“…….” -Aaron.

 “I like the taste! …Brown beer is becoming my favorite types of beers. Like a Scotch Ale it’s always pretty good.” -Aaron“That’s quite good, thats very good. The Hazelnut is REALLY subtle.” -Matt

 “I don’t care for smokey flavors in beer.” -Matt“It’s vaguely meaty, but it’s not offensive. …Its probably low calorie too..” -Aaron“It’s not bad though. …What?! Screw this beer!” -Vanessa

 “Very hoppy brown, this tastes like an IPA to me.” -Matt“It’s not like an IPA, No it doesn’t!” -Vanessa

 “Really high alcohols like this tend to get syrupy and thick but this is crisp and refreshing. Oh that’s gonna get us real drunk, it goes down so easy.” -Matt“I like this, it rocks my doppel.” -Aaron

 “This is quite bitter but not in a hoppy way. It’s really crisp and bitter.” -Matt

 “That’s pretty good, it tastes like beer ya know.. I cant really go any farther than that.” -Aaron

 “Mmmm… It’s so bland.” -Andrew“It’s like drinking in the red zone.” -Paul“It tastes kinda like harp to me, and I don’t care for harp.” -Matt

 “Shiner Bock is a little underwhelming, however very refreshing and crisp for a dark beer.” -Matt“I find it loquacious and uh succulent” -Dylan

 “Oh Lordy-poo that is good!” -Dylan“The licorice taste is a little too far out front for me but this is not a bad beer.” -Matt

 “It doesn’t taste that belgiany it tastes more browny.” -Aaron

 “It is foamy as shit! It has a hint of bananas” -Matt

 “I think it tastes pretty good, it’s pretty straightforward. It’s an amber ale” -Aaron“I like it.” -Jenny“Aint nothing unusual about it. It’s bitter like a bear.” -Matt

 “This tastes like an ale, it’s definitely got more hops than I normally enjoy. ..has notes of grain and grass.” -Aaron“This tastes predatory..” -Matt

 “Matt your beer is not headless” -Aaron“I don’t like pumpkin ales typically um–oh wow it’s got cinnamon on the back end, HOLY MOLY. ..I like the way it first hits your palate” -Matt“That’s good” -Jason

 “Every sip is like a punch in the face.” -Matt

 “I’ve had this beer before, it’s one of my current favorites and I can’t wait to DRANK IT! …It’s very caramely, A real easy drinking beer, you could drink it outside at a picnic or a function” -Matt“This beer has a smooth, rich taste; goes down fairly easy. …You could drink it in your Tardis waiting to go to Metebelis III” -Aaron

 “It’s got quite the visual motiff.” -Matt

 “There’s a real good color on this, I like the deep golden amber.” -Matt

 “This is as good as the Winter Skål, I like the way that the Capital Brewery does hops.” -Aaron

 “I really like it, this is probably my favorite beer.” -Aaron“It’s almost creamy, I like it though.” -Casem

 “It’s metallic but not in an unpleasant way; it’s very bold on your palate.” -Matt“I like it it tastes pretty good!.” -Aaron

 “”It tastes like sausage casing, I’m not hugely excited about this beer. It’s a mean beer” -Aaron“Oh that’s rough, this is really smokey. There is not a lot of pleasantness to it. It’s the kind of beer to murder a man in the forest and leave them to die.” -Matt

 “This is very complex, I taste chocolate.” -Matt

 “It smells chalky, blegh! It tastes like edamame, it paralyzes your face a bit.” -Matt“It tastes chalky.” -Aaron

 “Tastes a bit like a Belgian” -Linda“It is smooth and spicy; it has a bit of a metallic edge to it which I’m not crazy about.” -Matt

 “It doesn’t even taste like a Golden Ale, it tastes heavy.” -Linda, “It is certainly heavy, it’s got quite a body to it.” -Matt

 “It’s very bitter, I thought it would meet me half way but it went all the way to the edge.” -Aaron“That’s a good beer.” -David

 “Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur…” -Matt

 “My favorite fucking beer, good choice. It’s actually the best beer in the country.” -Andrew“This beer does not have a bite to it and I think that’s a good thing, it’s very subtle, and it’s so smooth; you never think of a pale ale as being smooth.” -Aaron

 “Tastes like a sweet punch, it’s sweet and fruity.” -Matt“It tastes like an orange just shit out some nutmeg into my mouth.” -Jason

 “Holy Nutmeg!” -Matt“I’m getting a soap quality.” -Jason

 “It smells better than most beers.” -Paul“This is good, it tastes like pumpkin pie.” -Aaron

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 “That tastes really good, it tastes really dark and earthy” -Aaron