A Tale Told By An... You Know

"**A Tale Told By An... You Know**" is a Side Quest and Instance Quest in *Wizard101* which was released with the Wallaru expansion on November 27, 2023. It is given upon entering the The Fourth Lark instance inside the Juggernaut Crab Theater. It continues from and returns to "Previously on Wizard101..." once completed.

## Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* **Avant Guard** (Avant\_Guard\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Prosperity** (Prosperity\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Happiness** (Happiness\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Karamelle, Itself** (Karamelle\_Itself\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **"Lemur"** (Lemur\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Old Guy** (Old\_Guy\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Das Man** (Das\_Man\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Nothing** (Nothing\_WL-HOPE) — None
* **Uwe** (Uwe\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **The Scriptkeeper** (Scriptkeeper\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Fredrick** (Fredrick\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Scrappers** (Scrappers\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Vel** (Vel\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown
* **Daphne** (Daphne\_WL-HOPE) — Unknown

## Dialogue

Dialogue continues from "Previously on Wizard101..." and returns there once completed
(*After approaching the first play on the stage*)

 **Avant Guard:** Our first act comes from the memoir: "The Wizard, the WITCH and the War on Happiness" by Dagmar Sweetzmeyer, Grand Nana.
 **Avant Guard:** Our story begins in a world of sweetness and prosperity:
 **Prosperity:** Thanks to Nana's Olde Fashioned Karamelle Delights, our world is one of the great economic powers in the Spiral.
 **Happiness:** And naturally that makes everyone happy and singing. No complaints about work/life balance or pay rates or toxic fumes.
 **Prosperity:** Oh, no, it's a Wizard! That's like a WITCH! They will no doubt curse our corporate empire and spread sadness across the land!
 **Happiness:** This is the end of the company! This is the end of Karamelle Itself!
 **Karamelle, Itself:** Eep.
(*After defeating Prosperity*)

 **Avant Guard:** But it is not over, no, no, no! For the Wizard was not alone in Karamelle. They were indeed followed by Nothing.
 **Avant Guard:** Or so they say. But what is Nothing? Why, it is Something! And it has the feelings and the thoughts and the tentacles and the headaches.
 **Avant Guard:** And it was the Wizard who invited it into the Spiral....
 **Avant Guard:** Continue onto the next stage. And remember to like and subscribe to our newsletter. A-vant those sub fees, oui, oui.
(*After continuing to the second play*)

 **"Lemur":** Strange Wizard shoot our monkey world into space just so alien can learn feelings! Panic!
 **Old Guy:** Hey, I'm that guy I ate. And I feel super bad about it now.
 **Das Man:** But really I am sentient black hole that wants to be a real boy.
 **Nothing:** ...
 **Uwe:** And then stuff happen, he go boom, everybody sad. Give me money!
 **Uwe:** What? You no give me money? That stealing! PLAY ATTACK!
(*After defeating the Old Guy*)

 **The Scriptkeeper:** But that wasn't the end of our tale, no. Ancient magicks and heinous technology combined to turn our alien Nothing into a world.
 **The Scriptkeeper:** It survived and it spread, littering the Spiral with its Shards. And there, in the dark, it waited...
(*After continuing to the third play*)

 **The Scriptkeeper:** It was inevitable some plucky young adventurers would arrive to explore these strange new lands.
 **Fredrick:** My word, amigos, truly this place represents the grooviest of mysteries.
 **Scrappers:** It truly, truly do!
 **Vel:** Les jinkies! Is that a monster derived from the world's psychological strain? I cannot tell, for my glasses, they are lost!
 **Daphne:** A monster derived from this world's psychological strain it is! We've no choice, friends. We must duel. And to the victors go the Chewie Snax!
(*After defeating Fredrick*)

 **Vel:** Wait a tick! This isn't a monster derived from the world's psychological strain! It's just the same old Wizard!
 **Fredrick:** Ah, yes, it is always the Wizard. They overthrew the company of Chewie Snax. They keep littering the Spiral with new worlds.
 **Scrappers:** They invited in the hungry void. They feed us to it even now.
 **Daphne:** The monster is the Wizard. It always was.
 **The Scriptkeeper:** Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Are you ready for the final act?
(*After continuing to the fourth and final play*)

 **Avant Guard:** And now at last, Wizard, you face the enemy and it is yourself!
 **Avant Guard:** You are the one who opened the Spiral to invaders.
 **Avant Guard:** You are the one who twisted the known laws of Magic.
 **Uwe:** You are the one who insulted my play!
 **The Scriptkeeper:** You are the one who will destroy us all!
 **Uwe:** Unless us all destroy you first!