Items and Gadgets

This is a **list of items and gadgets** that have been mentioned on the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

A

* AIDS Bus: Gives anyone that gets hit by it AIDS, but if you have AIDS already it gives you new AIDS and knocks the old one out
* Angry bow: a bow that's cross with you
* Armored Kilt: also known as leg curtains and man dress
* Artificial Barrier of Blockage
* Artificial Sword of Stabbage: sword made from Artificial Barriers of Blockage
* Ass tape: Tape you use to spreat your ass open, most often ducktape

B

* Badger holster: to bring guns or other object from the future, you stuff them inside a badger, since time machines can only transport living tissue, but that living tissue can have machines inside it like a Terminator. it's like a skin-coated gun, but can be made more quickly
* Barrel of Toxic Arm Growing Sludge: Green barrel with "radioactive" warning sign.
* Bat-Cleaver, Bat-Shotgun, and Bat-Crossbow
* Big retarded blade-things: What the species Gammorrean Guards uses
* Ben Shapiro App: tells when there are hot Ben Shapiros in your area
* Big sand: also known as a rock, but what is "longsand"?
* Blade Missile: shoots out 6 bladesBob and Apple: Bob is an ordinary man who could create better *Star* *Wars* than Disney, and Apple is an actual apple that could also make a better *Star Wars* than Disney
* Bobblehead of Rian Johnson
* Body vanishing creme: Also called "Acid"
* Bomb: It looks like a wrecking ball on a chain and is used like one, since "bombs have never been used as weapons, they are just tools"
* Bone Ice Cream: sold only in Uganda
* Bread Sandwich: sandwich with bread as the Middle
* Brick armor: armor made of bricks
* Butter stick: lipstick-like object that dispenses butter

C

* Joseph Campbell's hero's soup: Campbell is a type of soup.
* Carrot sandwich: created through the Mark Brown method of giving a tedious explanation of a simple task. You can cook the carrots like a grenade so they explode, another reason whyTonald hates cooked carrots.
* Chinese Wish Box: made by the "God of Making objects like this." Houses a small Chinese man who pops out when people make wishes and hates when people waste his time with stupid wishes. If you ask for the heat death of the Universe, the little Chinese man comes out of the box and says “Fuck that wish, that is stupid. Wish for hamburger like a normal human." The little man goes and pies theing when people wish for something from the box. Claire Shannon didn’t remember that the rules of the box demand that the last wish she gets kills her, especially since returning everything to normal won't change anything for the box, and the Chinese man came out of the box to say “you are very stupid” after her death. The box is like a mimic, when it needs to claim the wisher, it grows arms and legs and attacks the wisher, breaking through doors and the like
* Cherry tomato: Kind of like a weird grape
* Clipazine: clip magazine
* Glocknade: Glock grenades
* Cold dagger of Boredom: freezes weaker enemies instantly and slows down others. Can be thrown at enemies and retrieved by making an "OK" sign. Has previously been used to harm elder god Tonald as mentioned in 1:11 of his video "Anthem almost ruined my summer"
* Computer monitor ball and chain: it is what it sounds like
* Cosmic bottle: was used to save Palpatine's spirit after he was blown up twice
* Cougar Juice

D

* Dalai Lama pizza: has everything, even dynamite
* Darksaber: powerful sword-like weapon that is powered by swearing
* Desert Eagle: Most powerful handgun ever, capable of penetrating everything
* Deep Nude: de-cloaking scan app, powered by hamsters on wheels
* Dinosaur gun: Points laser pointer at person and raptor attacks that person. Originally made so that you cant be suspected of murder, as it was accident when the raptor mauled the person to death. Overall less effective than normal gun with laser pointer.
* Dirt: normal people earplugs
* Division bird cage
* Doggo mcnuggers
* Double-chin car: Ugly Fiat car, colored orange

E

* EFLAPjacks: EFAP flapjacks

F

* Fake leg: You can hide drugs in its hollow frame
* Family stick: every family has their own wooden magic staff.

G

* Gay Doughnut Dispenser: Traps enemies in sticky "Queer Glaze," leaving them open for followup attacks
* Gay-momiter: a thermometer that tells the amount of gay in video, also helps detecting the gay in the room.

* Goblit: A goblet-like collectible
* Golfclub: Deadliest weapon
* Goopy veil: wall which turns solid with the press of a button, giving it the same functionality as a door
* Great Iron Worm: Also known as a train

H

* H.R. Geiger's Guide to the Galaxy: bizarre sex book
* Heil Hitler Message: letter that has white hand raising up like in a popup book. It is a white supremacist acceptance message that means "White Power, Heil Hitler." Most people need to work for 4 months before they get their Heil Hitler acceptance message, but Cheese Theft got hers in *Unicorn Store* in mere weeks in.
* Ham-axe: axe made of ham
* Hate Piano: Full name is "Knee-Jerk Reaction Hate Piano". only thing that the piano likes is more hate
* Hate Tree: people that grow in it hate sequel the *Star* *Wars* sequels. Rags grew up in this tree
* Hollywood Resurection Tech: Lets big film studios use dead actors corpses as puppets to act in movies. Mostly CGI to make them look good. Extremely creepy. They basically sell their souls to the industry and their likeness can be used with or without them being among the living

I

* Illegal Movie Downloader: "Totally legal app", that lets you download movies for free. There are offers to do it legally, but customers prefer the illegal way. First appeared in EFAP 1.
* Insanity Coin: Normal looking coin with "sane" and "insane" on the sides. If you flip it, the characters personality is altered. In "sane", the character acts like they did before, but on "insane" they act out of character. Like how Daenerys killed innocent children with her dragons when the coin landed on "insane".

J

* JakkuTube: Space YouTube where Rey learned staff fighting. After a long day of learning, she goes and relaxes in Jakkuzi
* Jealous doorbell: Wants to be used to be used, and yells at people to use them and not the door knocker. Jealous of people that can go inside. Known for saying, "ding dong, motherfucker"
* Jesus stick: another name for crucifix
* Jet ski: it goes so fast that time slows down. you can buy it with enough money
* Jolly Rancher: Best way to convince people is by feeding them right ingot their mouth. Greatest way to assert dominance after helicoptering your peen
* Just A Flashlight: Although it looks like a simple flashlight its actually is a grenade launcher. It is best to know this before using it so you don't kill yourself in the process

K

L

* Laser equipment:
	+ Laser guillotines
	+ laser ropes for hanging
	+ laser hemlock poison, you drink the laser
	+ laser AIDS and laser vaccination
	+ laser autism
	+ lase mace
	+ laser cyanide capsules
	+ laser chair
	+ laser broom
	+ laser tits
	+ laser pants
	+ laser strap-on
	+ laser tomato sword
* LIFE: Magazine of interesting stuff
* Liquid heat: it's not wet
* Little devil person statue: politically correct term for midget statue
* Loud Soup: Sith delicacy that can either produce voices from YouTube videos or play music, but its obscenely loud

M

* MacMuffin: another name for MacGuffin
* Magna-Glock: Fires bullets magnetically drawn to their targets
* MCClucketm Grand Scooper: Used to scoop bird poop
* Milk: Multiple types
	+ Rhino
	+ Geode, this milk is rich in minerals and gives you stronger bones but spider milk makes you able to see future
	+ Pineapple Pizza
	+ Butterfly
	+ Ghost (is wet) ( can ghost milk wet steel beams and is ghost milk real?)
	+ Hand
	+ cloud
	+ sausage
	+ bed
	+ briefcase (does uncle bens briefcase have milk? no use crying over spilled briefcase)
	+ bee
	+ White Diamond
	+ heroine (why is there needle emote?)
	+ black woman
	+ Buffalo
	+ fried chicken
	+ robot
	+ skim
	+ bat
	+ soy
	+ laser
	+ toxic
	+ book
	+ arrow
	+ hammer milk vs scalpel milk
	+ cabbage
	+ Firebear
	+ Shark
	+ Panda
	+ weapon
	+ graph
	+ clown
	+ Satan
	+ tree (sap)
	+ milk
	+ grenade
	+ shoe (for weaponized femininity)
	+ earth
	+ Fire
	+ Jar Jar
	+ tomato (better than rhino lime)
	+ butterfly ghost
	+ silent milk is why jay is silent, he needs screaming milk
	+ toilet milk with toilet bread
	+ Orphan (weakens your bone density)
	+ snowman
	+ rainbow
* Motion tracker: useless motion tracker, no use for the whole adventure “according to the motion tracker, this wall is stationary” *Mauler “I see you motherfucker”*
* Mozzarella stick: Dangus

N

* Nopamine: works opposite to dopamine.
* Nuke Sword: only thing that can kill Australian spiders, besides regular nukes

O

* Objectivity Pill: like red pill, but for objectivity.

P

* Para-shoot: once release too early, it can fall on top of other people, trapping them in it or go around someones neck and strangle them
* PC: objects that are hard to move
* Pipe spear: ventilation pipe used as a spear.
* Piss saber: yellow light saber
* Pizza: weird is like abnormal, so pizza is like a weird grape, its uncanny and otherworldly. people who put grapes on pizza are sadists. what cheese is on pizza matters to wolf and rags. bread-stick is like a weird Pizza
* plait of time, eating it with chopsticks
* Plot Armor: high grade armor that makes the impossible possible, letting one survive falls, gunshots and hardest of hits
* Plot Hole: A mysterious hole that appears in various places, letting people get trough walls and teleport off-screen. If "Her-o" like Batwoman needs to grapple to escape and there is no hole for her to get to the outside, the Plot Hole appears and lets her get out.
* Plumbus: also know as eggplant, purple dick or dildus. remote controlled explosive
* Poop Caca-tus
* Poseidons Kiss: Toilet with the bowl covered in carpet, towns down the splash
* Privilege Goggles: Something only able bodied people and non blind can uses
* Psycho Paper

Q

R

* Rags meter: meter for movie quality instead of 1/10. 1 Ra’s is 10 willems and 1 willem is 1000 quintons
* rhino dollars: EFAP universe currency
* Rhino Ivory Chainsaw
* Roach Armor: armor made out of cockroaches let one to survive destructive blasts
* Ruby in a Rose
* Russian mechanic: or Chernobyl surprise, drink made of Battery acid, milk and vodka, tide pod in the side of the glass as a lemon and blasted with radiation. sold in "Geiger Counter Bar", along with H.R. Geiger's guide to the galaxy"

S

* Scary faucet: garbage disposal that makes growling noises like a bear. women’s hair get caught in it and breaks her neck. garbage disposal button is at her hip and somehow changes place, going father away to kill her.
* Schrodinger’s skull: Maulers skull is either skull or mask
* Scissor: a blade of scissors. a Scissor is a weird pair of Scissors. “scissor me timbers”
* Scissor shiv: one scissor blade wrapped with cloth
* Scrotum doorbell: when you knock, it yells in pain
* Sektcbook, porn-magazine in space
* Seringe: Rags version of syringe
* Seven Cylinder Gun: Critical Drinkers gun
* Silver blindfolds
* Skin-coated gun: crafting skin on top of the gun you can bring it from the future
* Skull on Wheels: EFAP's main transportation, The Objectivity-mobile. The skull only has two wheels, and just flops around, Mauler doesn’t know why they are attached to the skull. At the end of each stream Rags and Wolf would ride on the skull to the sunset.
* Smashing Hammer that Smashes
* Smug Hat: smirking fedora. its acceptable for hat to have eyes but not mouth, which is why this hat is terrible
* Sock with heavy object in it: its used to beat up people that think prequels are worse than sequels
* Soggy Waffles: Waffles that are soggy from the syrup.
* Soul Vacuum: vacuum cleaner for soul, vacuums soul out, should vacuum all haters
* Sound Booster That Actually Works: What it says in the tin. Darker the icon is, the louder it is. Rags had orange icon but red icon makes it louder, yellow is weaker, green is default, redder it gets, the louder it gets (fucking communist UK network). First appeared in EFAP 1
* Space Burritos: What gives its eater gears of War Space-marine body type.
* Splitting maul: Mauler's weapon
* Staff knife: another name for a spear
* Straw-men: people have used straw as a weapon
* Stripe sandwich: made of zebra meat, which is why it has stripes
* Subjective helmet: helmet that protects you from criticism, keeps the opposing opinions out of mind
* Suck'em-up'em: Kind of like a hoover
* Suit of hats: a hat is not clothing, it's an accessory, but this is no longer a mere accessory, it's full clothing.
* Sword like weapons
	+ clog
	+ pile of papers
	+ spaceship
	+ Rey's words
	+ artillery piece
	+ Rey's ass (not Captain Marvel's, it's a pancake)
* Sword-Proof Shield:
	+ Shield-Proof Sword
* Sword that can cut through butter

T

* Tactical art-destroyer missile: does what it name says
* Theories:
	+ Reader Response Theory
	+ quef theory
	+ Nazi theory
	+ bladder theory
	+ cerebral gaming theory
	+ Rose Tico theory
	+ theme response theory
* Three-legged chair: someone builds a chair with 3 legs and it wobbles, you ask why they didn't put the fourth leg in and they say ”don’t be disrespectful, I tried my best with what I had” and "you are a self-proclaimed carpenter, if you were a real one, you would like my chair."
* TIE Mauler: land vehicle with the Skull on Wheels skull
* Tism gun: as powerful as the Death Star super-laser, powered by AA batteries
* Tivity Gauntlet: power sources from thumb to center:
	+ Boil of Eric Butts: Will reduce enemy cognitive function by 97%, results in enemies having emotional breakdown of the sight of movement, even in a leaf flying through the breeze can cause a tear-duct to rupture
	+ Eye of Tonald: Summons "Artificial Barriers of Blockage", reduces enemy movement by 0.5 speed, allows the user to rewind time to in a event of unsuccessful battle by chanting "my life, did it fail" (this move can only be used once every 23 hours)
	+ Semicolon Medallion of E;R: Gives user control over fire, wind, water and earth, can temporarily revive army of ghost Nazis as an assist, will summon the "piker screech" which can result in heart failure of the target.
	+ Mono-brow Shavings of Quinton: Allows the user to steal the soul of any person who frequently ingests soy-based food products, gives user the ability to summon IHE, who can himself summon the other members of Sardonicast as an assist
	+ Mix of Rhino, Madea, Ghost and Spider Milk: gives user insight into over 19 million possible future in 5 seconds, gives user ability to summon rhino army lead by Madea
	+ Cosmic egg: sit in the back of the hand. Hardest gem to acquire. Grants the user the ability, when combined with the others, to either destroy the concept of subjectivity or objectivity and those who follow them. this is achieved by making a "Okay" sign with all of the gems
	+ every fingers first join has a Teeth of Goliath, which are sharp
* Toxic milk bell: rings when someone says toxic, but you can't always trust it
* Trandy Cane: Tranny Candy-cane
* Trap water: water with dick in it

U

V

* Vat of Laughing Gas: lit keeps the gas in the vat
* Virgin Meter: Measures how much of a virgin you are. First appeared in EFAP 1

W

* Webs of Truth: Spider-Mans special web, that lets him web-sling off the moon or lightning bolts, or airplanes. Its Marvels answer to Lasso of Truth.
* Weird Grape
* Wending machines:
	+ Evil people wending machine: gives you generic, token minions and villains that are mainly silent and bland in personality
	+ Mutant wending machine: gives mutant with random powers and weapons, stands right next to villain vending machine
* Wham-cam tablet
* Wolf Cinder Block: Has low durability but high damage
* Wooden lightsaber: burns at thousands of degrees, used to kill Vampire Sith Lords.
* Word Pass: Certificate given by minority that allows individual to use slurs related to that minority, such as N-word, F-word, M-word, etc.

X

Y

* Yellow Pole: You can grab it
* Yellow Pole Launcher: Fires large glowing yellow poles towards enemies, causing massive damage

Z