Season 3 Episode 21: Jesus Fucktangle Christweasel

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

An action packed episode! The Nants are once again terrorizing the boys. The CLAYNECAST twitter account has been VERIFIED! Is Nubs the Jedi Knight making snuff films to sell on the dark web? Is Nate adopting the Boggart? Find out HERE.

## Episode Summary

ClayneCast GO BOOM! Nants are out of control! Truess, Druess, Ruess? Grandma Gideon?

This episode introduces NUBS, the little blue slim ewok like jedi knight. Despite his cute-ness, some tapes found in his appartment suggest there may be some skeletons in his closet.

Tom and Drew signed the T and D accord. Nants have escalated their violence, as Nate reads a BuzzFeed alert he received during this episode, detailing a grueling ordeal in which they kidnapped Brie and stolen Ozzys mini. The article also describes the brutal torture inflicted on Nubs.

Drew potentially has another secret podcast we don't know about with Mitch & Kade.

### Father-Son-Updates

When someone unpluggs or turns off the DvD player, DiDi shrieks so loud in agony that all the glass in the vicinity shatters. He frequently has fourths of nachos, and was an unwilling participant in the Nants crime spree this week.

Tom's boy is thriving. Everyone on the lot loves him.

Drew and MrsCanadasHostess are thinking about adopting an individual known as the bogart.

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Lorna Cole insists on speaking with Riggs. He drags her into the men's restroom, where she dresses him down for interfering with the Internal Affairs investigation, but Riggs turns it on her, saying she's the one that hasn't been forthcoming. They decide to work together. In Cole's office, they look up information on the gun that Darryl had. It is a MAC-10 stolen from an LAPD impound lot several months before. The reason Internal Affairs was on the case is because they believe Jack Travis was stealing guns and ammunition from LAPD impound and selling them on the black market.

Riggs and Cole go to the address listed for a phone that Billy Phelps had called several times. They encounter a seemingly vicious Rottweiler guard dog. Riggs gets down on all fours and starts acting like a dog. He also has some of those dog biscuits that Murtaugh had given him to munch on, giving them to the Rottweiler, who gives a friendly bark and cuddles up to Riggs. Lorna looks on in astonishment at their newfound friendship.

As it turns out, the aforementioned Tyrone was the intended buyer of the guns Riggs and Cole recovered. Jack Travis convinces Tyrone to give him another chance to get his guns and ammo back, saying he'll have to pay a visit to the LAPD again.
That afternoon, Rianne arrives at Riggs' beachfront mobile home, where he has brought his new Rottweiler friend inside with his other dog. Rianne tells Riggs that her father had yet to return home, since the incident with Darryl. That night, Riggs heads to the marina, where he finds Murtaugh aboard his boat. He was drunk. He is not dealing with the killing of Darryl very well.
Initially Murtaugh is angry that his daughter went to see Riggs at his beach home, since he's always worried that Riggs would seduce Rianne. Riggs works to snap Murtaugh out of his funk with rhetoric about how they share the same problems, and they need to stick together. Riggs finally talks Murtaugh down, reasoning that Murtaugh had no choice but to kill Darryl, since Darryl was shooting at him, with intent to kill him and anyone else who came along.
The tension resumes when Murtaugh convinces Riggs to share a problem that might be giving him trouble. When Riggs reveals he "slept with somebody he shouldn't have," Murtaugh punches Riggs, knocking him off the boat, assuming he meant Rianne. After pulling Murtaugh into the water with him, Riggs explains that he was speaking about his liaison with Cole, though he had to clarify that he meant Lorna, as her uncle worked in the Traffic department. Riggs and Murtaugh attract the attention of an LA County Sheriff boat officer, who tells them to clear out of the water.
The next morning, Murtaugh finds Nick attempting to shave, getting ready for Darryl's funeral. Murtaugh helps his son stroke the razor correctly. Nick tells his father that he loves him and he doesn't blame him for having to kill his friend.
The Murtaugh family, Riggs and Cole all attend Darryl's funeral. When Murtaugh goes to express his condolences to the parents, Darryl's mother slaps him in the face. The boy's father gives Murtaugh an admonishment: find the man that gave Darryl the gun.
Riggs, Murtaugh and Cole then begin a series of raids, tracing the path of Darryl's gun. First they strike one of Darryl's gang buddies, whom Murtaugh dresses down about "genocide", and black people killing each other. That leads them to Tyrone, who in turn directs them to one of Travis' associates, Herman Walters (Alan Scarfe). Cole once more shows her hand-to-hand combat skills, this time for Murtaugh to see and much to the delight of Riggs, but Walters gets away. They were able to take one of Travis's henchmen, Hubie, into custody.
Travis is on his way to the LAPD, where he takes Captain Murphy hostage and forces his way back into the LAPD's storage facility to get more guns and ammo. Meanwhile, Riggs, Murtaugh and Cole return to the precinct, where Murtaugh asks Riggs to show him some hand-to-hand combat techniques. Riggs demonstrates a roundhouse kick, but he positions Murtaugh such that he tries it out, he kicks a water cooler over, leading to a brief run-in with the psychologist.
Some more research leads them to Mesa Verde Construction, Travis' cover operation. Leo Getz returns from the hospital, promptly going through a tirade about hospitals because of an unnecessary rectal exam he received, before Murtaugh calms him down and sends him off to research Mesa Verde.
As Travis finishes loading up the guns and ammo he's stealing, still holding Murphy hostage, Cole is on a computer and discovers that the files on the very same guns and ammo had just been accessed and deleted. She also mentions that her division had moved all the cop-killer ammunition to one central location: downstairs in the very building they're all in. They hurry down to the storage room, with Edwards tagging along for extra help. Riggs tells Edwards to stay behind him and seek as much cover as he can.
Travis attempts to escape via the subway, which was still under construction. The group discovers the guns missing, and traces them down into the subway, where a firefight ensues. The bad guys attempt to kill Murphy, but he manages to push his immediate captor onto the rails, electrocuting him on the third rail, and gets away. Edwards is killed when he takes cover behind a barrel, and gets shot by Travis, who is armed with the cop killer bullets.
Riggs chases Travis and Walters, who are getting away with the guns on a truck designed to ride the subway rails. He jumps onto the front of the lead subway car and directs the driver to move up on the truck. Once above ground, Riggs jumps off the subway and commandeers an LAPD motorcycle, then continues his pursuit of the truck, which has by then left the rails and taken to the streets. Murtaugh races in his vehicle to catch up. Riggs pursues Travis on the wrong side of a freeway, then into a section that was under construction. Travis manages to get stopped, but Riggs flies off an unfinished ramp, hanging by some cables. The cables give way, and he falls through several platforms, to the ground. He's okay, despite dislocating his unstable shoulder again and cursing heavily about how Travis got away from him twice.
Leo arrives on the scene. He announces that he has the location of Mesa Verde's desert construction project, Rancho Royale. Leo wants to go with them, but Murtaugh shoots out his car tires, preventing him from tagging along.
Riggs and Murtaugh head to Rancho Royale, where they are joined by Lorna Cole. Murtaugh intends to use Darryl's gun to finish off Travis. They use Cole's empty car as a decoy, then attack the development. Riggs inserts a hose in the gas tank of a truck and siphons it to start a flow, then he drives through the housing frames, spilling fuel all over the place. Murtaugh ignites the fuel, setting the development ablaze.
Travis shoots Cole and she goes down. Murtaugh fights through some of Travis' men, then finds a loose crate of cop killer bullets and loads up Darryl's gun with them. Riggs fights hand-to-hand with Travis, then gets pinned down as Travis tries to run him over with a front-end loader. Murtaugh takes out Walters, then tosses Darryl's gun to Riggs, loaded with the cop killer bullets. Riggs shoots through the bucket of the front-end loader, killing Travis.
Tending to Cole, Riggs finds that she was wearing two bullet-proof vests. She was still badly hurt, but they prevented fatal injuries. Riggs goes with her as she is taken by helicopter from the scene. He then lectures her on how you're supposed to live "for" somebody, not "because of" them, declaring his love for her.
Murtaugh's final day of work arrives, and he is taking a bubble bath when his family comes in to celebrate his retirement. He breaks the news that he's decided not to retire after all. Leo Getz then comes marching into the bathroom and says he's finally sold the house, but when Murtaugh tells him about his decision not to retire, Getz gets upset and Trish Murtaugh (Darlene Love) has to usher him out.
The movie ends with Riggs arriving and saying goodbye to Rianne as she heads to her own work. He's also started smoking again, because of his "dog biscuit problem". Murtaugh is again suspicious that Riggs has designs on Rianne, but Riggs eases his fears by saying that things are getting serious between himself and Cole, who he is picking up from the hospital later that day. They already have a dog, after all.
In an post-credits scene, Riggs and Murtaugh arrive at the scene of another bomb threat. As soon as they exit their vehicle, the building explodes. They quickly get back in the vehicle and drive off like nothing happened, both cursing their bad luck.

## Notable Quotes

### Drew

* "Why don't you go FAF again?"
* "Grand Moff Gideon."
* "I'm in a great mood. 5 outta 5 episode this morning!"
* "Ayo, Ayo, it's Drew and Nay-yo!"
* "I love that bitch." (about MrsCanadasHostess)

### Two time Grammy award winning Rock singer Nate Ruess

* "Ayo, ayo, it's *just* Nay-yo."
* "I have BuzzFeed notifications!"
* "Do I look evil to you?"
* "Good to know the truce (Druess) is completely fucking gone, you piece of shit."
* "You did this Drew, you did this! You made me pair with the Devil!"
* "Oh, look at Drew's being ifficult. Oh wait, I mean he's being difficult, because you can't have difficult without the D!"
* "Well guess what, fuck Nubs, he's dead. Rest in piece, Nubs. Piece of shit."

### Tom

* "What if it was like a make-a-wish type thing, where this adult man is dying. And he's like 'My last wish is for you to eat me' - would you eat him?"
* "Grogu, you want a beer?"
* "Shout-out to Nubs (...) I love Nubs."
* "Be the father that steps up."
* "These are not your orders, these are our demands."
* "We used to have boy-time!"

### Ozzy Osbourne

* "*Shaaaron*! *A bunch of Nants stole my caaar!*"

## The Leftist Angle

Spermjacking is a serious topic, and it's not to be joked about.

## CCEUpdates/AMPDates

Thanks to being mentioned on the *Mark is missing* podcast, Twitter has accepted the ClayneCast account for **real** verification. The hosts (Mark's family) heavily implicate CCE in his disappearance due to them hiring OJ.

### CCPMCSB

Ozzy's mini is implicated in the recent series of crimes involving the Nants.

### AMP

Grogu is well loved on the AMP set and brightens up anyone's day lucky enough to be in his presence.

AMP (once it's made) will be a 6 out of 5.

## Trivia

Sweet potato Noodles don't get digested, so they come out the other end looking excactly the same aka like nasty little worms. They can be used to fend off Nants. Perp!

This episodes title is a direct quote from the BuzzFeed Article Nate read.

## Get to know your host(s)

Drew likes the ads. He watched the first two seasons of succession but quit cause they didn't have enough nude scenes. Drew likes worms and he wants to be a worm.

Despite his severe memory loss, Nate remembered ClayneCast Air, the Psychedelic Luxury Airline where all seats are in first class mentioned 14 episodes ago. Well done Nay Nay! Nate also was privy to some elite music industry cannibalism, but never got invited because he was on a lower tier.

Tom **DOES NOT** have alerts on his phone for the word "Nants".

D loves T. N loves T. T loves D and he loves N. N and D don't love each other.

## Freaky Figures

There's thousands of Podcasts that have done Star Wars.

Brie Larson took a DNA test and the results came back: She's 100% that bitch.

Only 1 person has signed up to the Awesome tier. Shout out awesome Pizza. Not a freak thing to do at all! Please join him at https://www.patreon.com/claynecast!!

## Clayne ForeCasting

Drew wants to watch a Netflix Roulette next. Tom suggests Succession. Nate wants to watch Star Wars.

Couple more weeks and the hosts have a date with Andy!

Manscaped will absolutely sponsor ClayneCast and send drew some razors to clean up the nasty mess in his pants. Also G-Fuel will sponsor the pod.