The Milk Incident

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Captain Joemamanos op.95 log:

August 29th 20XX, ***7 hours before civil war breaks out***

After suspects **2 (bravo)** and **3 (charlie)** were proven innocent, they also testified against suspects 1 and 4, who have been proven guilty for destroying GMCN's rival's synthetic milk lab. Suspects **2 and 3** were placed under witness protection program and are now re-designated as . They are being escorted to [REDACTED] and our convoy is under the guise of a prison transport convoy. Agent [REDACTED] rendezvoused with us without incident. All is going according to plan at the moment.

September 1st 20XX

We held a short celebration boost witnesses **bravo and charlie's** morale when we found out that GMCN is being scrutinized for [DATA EXPUNGED]. We cannot afford to let our guard down though as their robots might get us if they find out. We must transfer them to the secure blue zone ASAP.

September 15th 20XX

Blast! GMCN and [REDACTED] have bribed their way out of some lawsuits, though they still continue. We have been held up by their mechanized infantry and are still deep in red territory, we have bypassed clearance though so it's fine. **Charlie** has been in a good mood but **bravo** has been anxious, he talks about how the "robot voiced guy" made him drink orange juice but it's "fine now". Very strange.

September 20th 20XX

We made it to the Yellow zone but some idiot Naruto running kid ran in front of the lead armored car and the whole convoy was yeeted out of existenc. Correction, it wasn't destroyed, but Charlie and Agent [REDACTED] fell out of the truck as it collided with the lead armored car. We were compromised as soon as the drones saw us. We are being pursued by infantry as well as walkers but are holding up well at the moment.

September 26th 20XX

The [EXPUNGED] party must have gone rogue because we aren't the only ones being shot at. It's a nationwide purge...god we should never have trusted GMCN and their puppets. We are at green now, I hope we reach blue soon. We have taken 30% casualties now, **bravo** is rambling about being milked...it makes me wonder what they did to him...

Unknown precise date 20XX

Ambushed shed. truck was crash agent isded. we took 94 percent. reeee. suspects abducted. waiting for EMTs

#### Addendum.

Captain Joemamanos and Private First Class Tucker were extracted from the state of Utah on October 2nd 20XX. Captain Joemamanos has sustained severe brain damage due to a headshot from a walker. 3 shrapnel fragments were surgically removed from Joemamanos's head, as well a a liquified fragment of his helmet; to this day, he still has difficulty speaking coherently. Tucker was not injured.

Suspect **charlie** escaped from GMCN captivity and served in DR party Army. **Bravo** was brainwashed by GMCN, according to a source active as of 20XX. He was reportedly sighted in ----

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