Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and Mysterio

Warning: The following trailer contains graphic violence that might not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

Cyborg Kadin, Iron Kadin, Flint Marko, Eddie Brock/Venom, Mr. Rod, Officer J, Dr. Murtis, Spider-Man, and I were outside the hotel, and things were tense between us all.

"What is going on, dude?!" yelled Eddie. "We keep running and running from these guys, who some how manage to find us! Not only that, there is a psycho robot looking for us!"

"Well, if we had more heroes, maybe we could solve this," said Spider-Man.

"What?! What's that supposed to mean?" asked Cyborg Kadin.

"Stop arguing! All of you! Listen to me!" I yelled, annoyed with this team's immaturity. "We're clearly not very good at this."

"I know," said Mr. Rod. "We suck."

"I don't know how to work as a team," added Officer J.

"I do!" I said. "I don't mean to brag. But I will. I was on the Stars!"

"The Stars?" asked Spider-Man.

"The Stars!" I said.

"That's awesome!" said Spider-Man.

"Thank you," I said.

"What is that?" asked Spider-Man.

"Wait. You guys don't have the Stars?" I asked, in shock.

"No. Is that a band?" asked Venom.

"Are you in a band?" asked Mr. Rod.

"No, The Stars aren't a band," I said. "It is a cross country..."

"HOW IS THIS HELPING?!" yelled Officer J.

"The point is that we gotta coordinate with one another, kind of like a football team," I said.

At that moment, Tex and Mysterio flew down to meet us. Everyone gasped in shock, seeing the villain duo here.

"Hello, sparkies," said Tex. "I really thought it'd be hard to find you guys, but it seems like my plan is going well."

"How did you find us, Tex?!" I yelled.

"Because this entire hotel was an illusion, created by me," said Mysterio. "Observe."

At that moment, Tex and Mysterio used their hallucination technology to conjure up the next trailer. This time, you guessed it, Tex and Mysterio. The trailer hallucination opened with Tex and Oceanna having a nice dinner together.

"This is delicious, Tex!" said Oceanna.

"You like it?" said Tex. "It's duck l'orange. My grandma's recipe."

"You know, maybe I was wrong about you, Tex," said Oceanna. "Maybe you are a sweet guy after all. Also, Kadin isn't the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree."

"What?" I said.

"I mean, the guy's a bit of a screw-up," said Oceanna. "Deep down, he knows I'm right."

I was shocked to hear my girlfriend say that.

"What is this?!" I yelled.

"Oh, don't worry," said Mysterio. "The best part is getting started."

At that moment, Mysterio raced into the kitchen.

"Tex, they escaped Sam Raimi Venom," said Mysterio. "Not only that, Spider-Man is with them!"

"Well, our plan is going well, at least," said Tex. "That hotel was actually one of your creations. Let's go pay them a little visit, shall we?"

"Tex, don't kill them," said Oceanna.

"Oh, don't worry, hon," said Tex. "I have plans for them."

Tex and Mysterio walked out of the kitchen and began talking.

"So, what's your story, Mysterio?" asked Tex.

"Well," said Mysterio. "I started off as an intern for Tony Stark, who you might know as Iron Man. But he changed the name of my technology to BARF. So, I ended up getting fired. So, I made the persona of Mysterio to make people believe that I'm a hero. But Spider-Man stands in my way."

"Well, Quentin," said Tex. "I'll be sure to sell your tech at my wedding."

At this point, the deep note played and the hallucination ended. Tex was now seen, holding a multiverse breaker in his hands.

"Tell me she's joking," I said, full of rage. "Asshole! Tell me what you did to her!"

"I made her love me," said Tex.

"NOOO!" I yelled, as I charged at Tex, ready to fight him.

But right before I could make a punch at Tex, he deliberately dropped the multiverse breaker on the ground, breaking it. This caused the entire multiverse to break and various characters from different worlds started getting in. At first, it wasn't so bad. There were heroes like Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, Iron Man, Deadpool, Batman, Superman, Spider-Ham, Spider-Man 2099, and others entering. But then, we saw villains like Slender Man, Jeff the Killer, Smile.Dog, The Baby in Yellow, Psycho Lincoln, Daniela Paguro, and more enter as well.

"Here, hold this!" said Tex, as he gave me the broken bits of the multiverse breaker. "Police! Police!"

At that moment, two cops raced over to me and noticed the multiverse breaker in my hands.

"Tex broke the multiverse!" I yelled.

"Who? Me?" said Tex, trying to act innocent. "No. I'm not the one holding bits of the multiverse breaker in my hand."

"He's right, said the cop as he cuffed me. "I'm sorry, sir. But your crimes against the multiverse won't go unpunished."

Luckily, the rest of my team were able to get away. But I was put in the truck and was being sent to The Illuminati Courthouse, where I would meet a legend.

(To Be Continued...)