Children's Entertainment Online

"*What happened to the shows of my youth? These shows that were wholesome family entertainment like Picture Pages with Bill Cosby.*"
―Erik
Children's Entertainment Online is the 51st lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on July 29, 2016.

## Summary

Erik watches a video with Pixar characters and children's songs, but he's shocked when he sees violence in the video and is upset that his son Robot could be watching something like this. Then he watches another video but the comments are rude, so Erik leaves a better comment directed at the children that they can read instead.

Then Erik watches a video for children that explains how babies are made. He tries to skip past the foreplay but goes a little too far. After that, he watches a nightmare fuel video where a man's face is superimposed onto a cartoon. Erik superimposes his own face onto Obama and leaves a comment.

Erik is sad because kids today don't have cartoons like Picture Pages with Bill Cosby. Then he remembers that Bill Cosby is a rapist, so he watches a children's video made by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Erik isn't happy with the quality of children's content on YouTube, so he tries to create his own: Robot & Robot Jr. Unfortunately, Robot is too racist, so Erik injures him and kills Robot Jr.

## Comments

*Hey, 6 year old here. What is this gay shit? I'm 6 not 3, stop singing pussy songs and start singing some get-me-pussy songs if you know what I mean yeah us kids we grow up fast huh anyway fuck you yabitch.*
- Erik

*Hey kids, don't scroll down there's a bunch of meanie heads here! Plus I'm playing a real fun game in this comment section, wanna play? Okay the only way to win is you gotta go in your moms purse, find her wallet, pull out her credit card and send a picture of it to nudecelebsforfree at gmail dot com! If you don't know what a credit card is, it's the flat square she uses to buy you holistic cures instead of vaccines when you're sick because her hot yoga instructor told her it was healthier. Long story short you're gonna get polio. What's polio? Oh it's like 9/11 happening inside your body, the only difference being the government actually wanted to stop polio.*
- Erik

*And then they give the baby an ipad and let it watch stupid shit on youtube while they cheat on each other. Anyway good stuff haven't jizzed this hard to a kids show since captain kangaroo*
- Erik

*THE LAKES OF HELL WELCOME YOUR EMBRACE. THE GOAT GOD RISES WITH THE NEW SOLSTICE TO CLAIM YOUR SOULS FOR HIS RED PRISON. RELEASE YOURSELVES FROM LOVE AND HOPE YOU WANDERING FOOLS. THERE WILL BE NO RECOMPENSE ONCE THE MOUTH OF THE DESTROYER SWALLOWS THIS WORLD. ALL PRAISE BE TO THE BEYOND, WHERE MANKIND'S JOURNEY ENDS IN A SINGLE BLOOD SOAKED CRY.*
- Erik

*Hey I'm an 8 year old and I showed this video to my two dads. They thought it was hilarious and called you a bunch of breeder scum who built a religion based entirely on fucking your sisters. I know what all that stuff means because I watched an educational video explaining where babies come from, but what that video didn't explain was how a baby can be born so goddamn stupid that it actually believes the horseshit you shovel down each other's throats like mama birds feeding their young. I may be stuck at a 5th grade reading level but I don't need a book to see that you people suck more dick than dick van dyke's wife. Boom that's an old school classic commentiquette joke right there, alright see you pussies in hell.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ "Breeder" is a slur used against straight people. It refers to the fact that they can "breed" or have children.

## Video

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