The Shitty Side Stories of Baldi

**The Shitty Side Stories of Baldi** is a video on Boudtrout EPIC Animations that Boudtrout created using the application Toontastic 3D. The video was under development during the same time that Catching A Child Predator: Baldi's Basics was being developed, a video that Boudtrout says The Shitty Side Stories of Baldi is somewhat of a spinoff to.

The plot revolves around Baldi having to conquer his insecurities of being not cool.

## Content of Video

Baldi is in the janitor room (or fun room as it's referred to in the credits) and he's recording himself. He talks about how he's tired of being called a lame teacher by his students and says he's gonna do rebellious stuff that does not follow the mandatory skool rulez, all while trying to sound cool but failing.

The scene cuts to the bathroom where Red can be seen. Baldi sneaks up uncomfortably close behind him and says "Hello child", spooking him. In some strange attempt to appear cool, Baldi brags to Red about the "giant steamboat willy" he just made in the toilet and states he's not going to wash his hands. Red isn't too bothered by this, but states he thinks it's kinda weird. Baldi brags about being an epic boss and lolz his way out of the bathroom. Lil' Piss comes out of a stall and exclaims to Red about how he found some gamer girl pee in the toilet. Red points out that he thinks that it's actually Baldis urine and Lil' Piss gags and falls to the floor.

Baldi is back in the janitors closet. He is freaking out about how awkward his "prank" was. Then he comes up with the idea to freeze the circus in order to up his cool factor (a non-sequitur reference to *Shark Boy and Lava Girl*). The Chubby Fat Wizard walks in abruptly to say that that's the worst idea he ever heard (also a reference to *Shark Boy and Lava Girl*). Baldi is disgruntled by his remark and asks why he's there, to which the Chubby Fat Wizard explains he found some questionable photos in his desk (foreshadowing Catching A Child Predator: Baldi's Basics). This angers Baldi and he scolds him for looking through his business, but he quickly becomes ecstatic because he just thought of a new plan that he thinks will make him cool: to fill his next Kahoot game with bots and blame and on a student and watch them cry. The Chubby Fat Wizard says he agrees with Baldi and says he'll meet him there.

The scene cuts to Baldi's next class, where everyone is getting ready to play Kahoot. Red names himself "the jews" so that when he gets a correct answer streak, Kahoot will say "the jews are on fire!". Suddenly the Kahoot game starts filling up with bots, and it's not Baldi doing it which makes him angry. The Chubby Fat Wizard comes up and explains that he did it. Baldi sends him to the principal's office.

A transition sequence is shown in which Lil' Piss is explaining that the next scene will be taking place on the next day for waaay to long in his own quirky manner. The next day, Baldi is meeting with his therapist and explains his situation about not being cool. His therapist suggests converting to a new religion, to which Baldi off-guardly responds "What?". The therapist quickly abandons this topic. The therapist then explains that the students don't need a "dankster", but rather a teacher, and suggests to Baldi that he just be himself.

The scene cuts to Baldi exclaiming to the class that he is a TEACHER, not a prankster, not a gangster, not a cool dankster mc bankster, but rather their teacher Mr. Baldi. Baldi then starts swearing at and insulting the Chubby Fat Wizard and exclaims that doing so felt better than an orgasm. Iggy asks Baldi what an orgasm is and Baldi, still acting tough and uber-confident, asks if anyone wants to help demonstrate what an orgasm is with him. Iggy is not amused and exits the classroom. The camera pans further right of the classroom where the therapist from before can be seen watching everything. The therapist gives out a sigh of relief and says "I knew I tought him right.". The credits roll and the video ends.

## Video description

*A shitty movie I made fairly quickly with Toontastic 3D. It is somewhat of spinoff of an upcoming animation that is probably about Baldi’s Basics.*