recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Dingle

Dingle was the first boss (besides Envy) that was encountered in the The Binding of Isaac playthrough,They are funny poopy, and now they are dead.

### Physical Age

probably older than dangle, younger than clog

### Marital Status

Ok, this one is even weirder. Marital status? Why does this fucking matter? Marital status? Who thw fuck cares?

### Friends

idk his personal life god damn. Why does this template even have this catagorey??? What information does this provide?
JEF

***JEF*** is an action-adventure platforming game released on February 28th, 2020 on Steam and Itch.

You wake up as an alien from Karzalinx, not knowing what your name is or how you got there. Your goal is to get to Earth where aliens are attempting to right the wrongs of humans by doing things such as forcing former billionaires to put together Ikea furniture for regular people.

## Episodes

1. jef
2. mor jef??
3. final jef... :/

## Trivia

* JEF was the first new OneyPlays series of 2021.
	+ The first episode was the first video uploaded to OneyPlays in 2021.
Donkey Kong 64

***Donkey Kong 64*** is a 1999 platformer game developed by Rare and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo 64. It is the first 3D game in the *Donkey Kong* series.

In the game, players can choose from five different playable Kongs (Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong and Chunky Kong), each with their own special abilities, to explore themed levels and collect color-coded bananas and other collectibles.
Daniel

>    Hello There Boy!
> - Daniel
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**Daniel** Is the Secret Seventh OneyPlay

He hates Rodent, Computerspiel, Hay, Card, And Other

Do not touching him with Serrated Pole

OneyPlays is He’s making, Now and forever

he is not real and will be killed violently with hammers on November 18th, 2023, at 9:39 AM EST
Blaze The Movie Fan

> "ALEX THE LION?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?!" - Blaze The Movie Fan.
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**Blaze The Movie Fan** is an Icelandic YouTuber who makes movie reviews, hence his name. One of his more notable videos, *Inside a Movie: Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted*, has been frequently referenced by the Boys on OneyPlays.

## History

Most of Blaze's personal life is private. Blaze wanted to become a movie director, but that didn't go anywhere. In his teenage years, Blaze attended Langholtsskóli. On the Internet, he had no idea how to follow rules, as a result, he would get banned from most sites he went to, with YouTube being the only site where he didn't get into trouble. Blaze was also a part of a mainstream TV program called Með Okkar Augum (With Our Eyes) , an interview show that tried proving that people with disabilities are just like everyone else. He quit the show in order to focus on his YouTube career.

## Quotes

* "Focking awebsome."
* "You drived over 80 miles per ooer. Dat's illegah."
* "Time to take a piss."
* "Aren't u the veelain from the movie 'Madagascar Three: Urrop's Most Vontud?'"
* "I had a dream where I focked a Floooatsel."
* "(DISOWNED)"
* "Why did you sjoot her?"

## Trivia

* Responding to a comment asking if he'd appear on OneyPlays, Blaze responded that while he'd love to, he had been declined (the reasons as to why remaining private).

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11973692/
2. ↑ https://i.redd.it/2psa4nwdoob71.jpg
Justin Delmoire-Sanguis

Last sighting of Justin before his banishment of Christopher

**Justin Delmoire-Sanguis** or informally known as **Stupid Sweater Guy** is an elusive menace who gained notoriety after Chris O'Neill, Amy, and Steve discovered him during their Harry Potter Roleplay playthrough.

**This individual is at odds with one or more hosts of OneyPlays. However, fans are NOT granted the right to pester or harass them because of that fact. Be respectful and mind your own business.**

## History

The **Funny Bois v.351** initially encountered him in the Great Hall of Hogwarts before he forcefully interrupted the gathering around the Sorting Hat. As Chris and pals were new, and unsorted, Justin saw himself fit to subjugate the trio under his fist and let them know who really played the cards behind the screen. Because Justin saw the boys, especially Chris as a threat to his Reign of Terror, he didn't end his scorn there, instead choosing to stalk and harass Chris whenever he felt appropriate, sometimes bordering on absolute lunacy. Brown Sweater Flop also seemed to get enraged over events of seemingly little significance, such as humming the Harry Potter theme song and using an echo (not overstated) voice-changing effect. One specific confrontation between the two in the courtyard quickly escalated which ended in Brown Sweater Dork pulling out a gun and trapping Chris in another realm, where Justin demonstrated just how controlling and showcased how power-tripping he actually was.

It wasn't long after this event when Chris gained a mass-following and challenged Justin's authoritarian rule of the server. Needless to say, Justin and the rest of his minions did everything in their power to halt Chris' growth and impeach their greatest threat. This resulted in a variety of hilarious moments. Not even detention could stop Chris's rebellion agaist Justin's abuse of power. Eventually, the story ends tragically with Chris' group getting dispersed and Chris ejected from the server temporarily, with justin using the Gravity Gun from Half-Life to banish Chris to Azkaban. Although this may seem like a victory for the Brown Sweater Fuck, in the end Chris' ban was temporary and there's still a chance for Chris to return to Hogwarts someday and finally depose BSF from his Empire of Dirt.

## Trivia

* According to the great philosopher NapalmX717, If you pull back his hood, you'll actually find Lord Voldemort's face on the back of his head.
* The avatar is a model of *Simon Henriksson* from Cry of Fear with a recolored outfit.
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

### Complete Series

Link (original and uncensored (Episode 9 missing))Link (fixed (Episode 9 included))

***Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back*** is a platform video game developed by Naughty Dog and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the PlayStation. It is the second game in the *Crash Bandicoot* series, and the sequel to the original game.

## Episodes

1. Singalong Songs
2. Poor Polar

### Gem Run

The playlist can be found here.

1. Shut Up
2. Did you see???
3. I dunno wot name this one??
4. Conspiracy?
5. I hate naming these I give up
6. I Hate Bear
7. Homeless yet Proud
8. Crash Looks Stupid
9. Deditwash Wamdicoot
10. This is Fhuuuhn
11. Eels 'n' Squeals
12. ???
13. Daddy Dearest
14. Mister Sister
15. Snow Problem
16. Cold Hard Crash & Burn
17. Dumbles & Fumbles
18. Piston the Night Away
19. Cortex Vortex

## Trivia

* Episode 12 of the playthrough was removed due the video constantly referencing the L33tstr33t Boys' "Cosplay Girlfriend" which forced them to take it down to avoid trouble with the band. However, it is present in the Complete Series video.
* In the original upload of Complete Series, Episode 9 was missing but was later added in the reupload albeit censored.
Deathloop

***Deathloop*** is a 2021 first-person shooter video game developed by Arkane Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks.

Rival assassins Colt and Julianna are trapped in a mysterious timeloop on the island of Blackreef, doomed to repeat the same day for eternity. As Colt, the only chance for escape is to end the cycle by assassinating eight targets called Visionaries across the island before midnight.
Giants Uprising

***Giants Uprising*** (also known as ***Final Giant VII - Part One: Advent Children Before Crisis After Christ Rebirth Zero Twelve Final Giant Duodekum Desidia Final Giant*** by the Bois) is an action-RPG game developed and published by VARSAV Game Studios.

In the game, you play as a runaway giant slave (accompanied with a human convict), whose goal is to get revenge on the the oppressors who enslaved your race and be the spark of the Giant's Uprising.

## Trivia

* Giants Uprising was the first new OneyPlays series of 2023.
	+ The first episode was the first video uploaded to OneyPlays in 2023.
Beets

A beet (*Beta vulgaris*) is an edible root in the family Amaranthaceae. It is a super epic food that has remarkable medicinal and nutritional properties. It can even be drank in the form of a detox smoothie to clean out one's shitty shit system. However, it suffers like most other healthy food in the fact that it smells and tastes awful.

Chris O'Neill routinely drinks beet smoothies to clear out and detox his system.
Green Cumulon

I'm At It Again

> "The Green Cumulon is at it again." - The Green Cumulon
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**The Green Cumulon** is a Snagglezoo (A combination of the Great Gazoo and Snagglepuss) from the planet Cumulon Prime. After his home planet was destroyed by an evil mastermind, he's come to Earth to make his own films.

His main goal is to make The Fappening 2 happen and to see all the goil's green cumulons (most notably Jennifer Lawrence). He is first mentioned in Oney Plays God of War - Ep 3 - Golem.

## Personality

The Green Cumulon is very annoying, he comes to your house to annoy the shit out of you any way he can. He is also very very horny, usually trying to take a peek at some green cumulons.

Although he has a bad nature, he's very passionate when it comes to the art of filmmaking. When you really get to know him, he loves to get into deep discussions about topics like cinematography, writing, etc.

## Green Cumulon Movie Posters

Despite being a professional filmmaker, The Green Cumulon usually just remakes a pre-existing film and changes absolutely nothing except for the title, naming it after himself. Here are a few of his greatest movies:

The AvengersBack to the FutureDie HardThe GodfatherGone with the WindStraight Outta ComptonThe ThingToy Story
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy

> "GAMERS PLEASE OPEN YOUR ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINKS AND LET'S FUCKING GAME!" - Zach Hadel, EP 4
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***Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy*** is a 2001 platformer video game developed by Naughty Dog and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the PlayStation 2, as the first game in the *Jak and Daxter* series.

The game follows the protagonist, a young boy named Jak, as he tries to help his friend Daxter after he is transformed into an ottsel. With the help of Samos the Sage, a master of the mysterious energy called 'Eco' created by an ancient race known as the Precursors, the pair learn that they must save their world from the rogue sages Gol and Maia Acheron, who plan to flood the world with "Dark Eco", a mysterious substance which corrupts all it touches.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Funzo Beach
2. Someone's Mom Runs YouTube
3. Catfish
4. GAMER FIGHT!
5. Microscopic Witches
6. Long Neck Scout
7. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
8. Screech Minister

## References

1. ↑ https://jakanddaxter.fandom.com/wiki/Ottsel
Casper

Chris' childhood

***Casper*** is an action-adventure video game for the PlayStation, SNES, Sega Saturn, and 3DO. The PlayStation version was developed by Funcom and published by Interplay. It involves Casper collecting items while avoiding his uncles.

***Casper: Friends Around The World*** is another action-adventure video game for the PlayStation, developed by Realtime Associates and published by Sound Source Interactive. It is a wholly unremarkable and somewhat terrible 2.5D platformer.

Despite being completely different games, they are both listed in the same series.

## Episodes

1. Ghosts & Broccoli
2. The Hollywood Haunt
2hapiffany

Art by Uricksaladbar

### Friends

Chris O'Neill (Hypothetical Fuck Buddy)Clone Adolf Hitler (Current Hypothetical Fuck Buddy)

### Status

Hypothetically Chris' Slave

"Yeah, but now Shapiffany's fucking dead and the clone remains!!" ~Chris

"Wha... What the fuck is this...?" ~Matt

**Shapiffany**, or hypothetical Clone of Shapiffany not to be hypothetically confused with the hypothetical Shapiffany, is a hypothetical clone of Matt Watson's hypothetical girlfriend. She was hypothetically cloned from Shapiffany by Chris O'Neill so that Chris could hypothetically fuck the her, but after Shapiffany's hypothetical death Matt became hypothetically irrationally upset that Chris was still hypothetically fucking the hypothetical 2hapiffany.

## Hypothetical Stuff & Hypothetical Things

She was hypothetically first brought up in Banjo Kazooie Episode 2, where Chris hypothetically used her as an hypothetical argument to his hypothetically infamous Hitler Hypothetical. He noted that if he were to hypothetically clone Matt's hypothetical girlfriend and hypothetically fuck her, he would hypothetically get upset, in which everyone hypothetically responded that they would not be upset UNLESS the real hypothetical Shapiffany was hypothetically dead. Chris later hypothetically killed Shapiffany, and still hypothetically owned the hypothetical 2hapiffany, which caused Matt to question their friendship, hypothetically, of course.
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

***Dark Messiah of Might and Magic*** is a first-person action role-playing game developed by Arkane Studios and published by Ubisoft. The player controls Sareth, the apprentice of the wizard Phenrig, after he is sent to the city of Stonehelm to accompany an expedition trying to retrieve a powerful artifact known as "The Skull of Shadows".

## Episodes

1. DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT AND MAGIC
2. Unleashing the power of THE FORK in DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT AND MAGIC
3. Swingin' Around in DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT AND MAGIC
4. TUNNEL BUDDIES in DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT AND MAGIC
Half-Life

***Half-Life*** is a 1998 first-person shooter game developed by Valve and published by Sierra Studios for Microsoft Windows. It was Valve's debut product and the first game in the Half-Life series. Players assume the role of Gordon Freeman, a scientist who must escape the Black Mesa Research Facility after it is invaded by aliens during an experiment gone wrong. The gameplay consists of combat, exploration, and puzzle-solving.

In 2018, a mod titled *Half-Life: Coop* was created, which allows players to experience the epic Half-Life story and environment with their friends, or with players around the world. This is the version of the game that was played on OnePlays.
David Brown

Hahah

**David Brown**, also known as **Dave** and **Phantom Arcade**, is a Newgrounds animator known for being on the NG Smash collab, starting known terrorist group ISIS, and for being the goodest boy on OneyPlays. BTW, he smokes too.

## History

In 2001, Dave saw a satanic medieval video and learned the secrets of Newgrounds, leading him to become Tom Fulp's familiar. After arriving at The Newgrounds Office, he organized many animation collabs. The main goal of these collabs was to raise money for charity, but Jeff ran away with the money.

Since working at Newgrounds, Dave's autism grew 3 folds watching cringe compilations and endless Sonichu videos, leaving him to become a hardcore smoker dreaming of his stickman comics from when he was young. He is also a recurring guest in Slightly Artistic with his siamese brother Cory, where he feels the burning urge to draw cartoon characters being tortured.

Cory and Dave have done dangerous amounts of fusion dance from Dragon Ball that now they share life force leaving them to indulge in Smash Bros what if conversations and thinking about fat pussy and knowing inflation knowledge. He currently works 24/7 on the shitically acclaimed game *Friday Night Funkin* as an artist, animator and writer, so that Newgrounds regains the popularity it had in the early 2000s.

## Appearances

* Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen (first appearance)
* The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
* Resident Evil 2 (2019)
* Devil May Cry 5
* Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2
* Dragon Ball Z: Sagas
* Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
* Dead Space
* LSD: Dream Emulator
* Five Nights at Freddy's
* The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
* Castlevania
* Indivisible
* Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion
* Shinobi
* Dragon Ball Z: Taiketsu
* Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
* Slightly Artistic
* Resident Evil: Revelations
* Kirby Super Star
* Donkey Kong Country
* No More Heroes
* Resident Evil
* Five Night's at Freddy's 2
* Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location
* Garten of BanBan
* Roblox
* Fortnite
* Starfield

## Trivia

* Dave is likely on suicide watch as of October 13, 2020, as in *The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker*, Dave had stated (regarding Minecraft Steve being added to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as a DLC character): *"If he did get put in, I'd kill myself."*
* Dave's brain is permanently exposed due to a brick crackin his head open as a small child, and boy, is it embarrassing.
* Dave has been fighting for years against an old lady that tries to shake him down for smokes.
* Dave got catfished at Magfest and almost got sucked off by an old man, he is traumatized to this day and catfishes people on ERP Discord servers to cope.
* In 2016, Dave kidnapped Zach and Tomar so they can voice his "Brad n Dan" cartoon.
* Dave is a cheater.
* Dave hates Nostalgia Critic but loves AVGN.
* Dave stated that when he was a kid he tried to watch Chris's cartoon SpongeBob Sickpants but it made him throw up.
* The longest series to feature Dave is The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, clocking in at 10 hours and 52 minutes.
Banana Watson

Bananarama

Tarzan Jungle

The Banana with a life, and a death wish.

It was a day in the Tarzan Jungles, Dr. Watson was peeling a banana to quench his hunger. But once he peeled the last peel, a face emerged from the Fruit. At first he though it was the Annoying Orange, but it turned out to be Dr. Matt Watson Himself.

Matt started to panic and hurry to call an exterminator. During this process, the Banana began to talk, telling him that he has all the same emotions and feelings as Dr. Watson.

His life is short due to the fact that he rots at the same rate of a Banana, thus his life is suffering. Banana Watson seems to have two strange ability's. With each Week, a new part of the Watson Family Tree emerges on the Banana. The other strange feature is the fact that there was something kicking inside the Banana.

Later on, Dr. Matt realized that he can actually switch personality's with the Banana and predict Natural Disasters.

For science purposes, Matt ripped the peel off the Fating Fruit so he can masturbate with it. He realized that this is the greatest hook in science history and he knew that he can't keep this going, so he stuffed the Banana Watson in a Freezer and watched it die, some say this is what the Banana wanted, and we should all know this is a happy ending.
Bigfuck

The BigFuck

Bigfuck is a fictional serial rapist created by Zach Hadel, Niall Murray and Chris O'Neill.The only thing known about him besides his rape tendencies is that he has a gigantic cock.Our mission is to warn the others, mainly Joe Rogan, about the dangerous Bigfuck. Lock your doors, close your windows and keep an eye out cuz he could be anywhere at anytime.
Despacito boy

Despacito

"Despacito" ~ Despacito Dude

**58.104.227.149**, more known as A FANDOM User and The Despacito Guy, is one of the most infamous and mysterious users on the Oney Plays Wiki that has apparently been here since the beggining. Even before D-man the guy maybe. He's mostly known for only commenting "Despacito" on various pages of this wiki, including very obscure ones. If you were to go to Explore and press Random Page in this wiki, there's 50% chance of he appearing on the comments saying "Despacito".

Beloved by some, hated by others, this was the sagely path of the Despacito boy as at the start of 2019, he finally stopped saying the funni spain music, and decided to retire, as shown in the comment he made in the JonTron page.

"A new year and a new article means it's time to retire me saying Despacito on every new article.

That's right! I was the one doing it. I only did it for the little funnies, but now I see that the people hated it. Perhaps in this new year I'll leave something worse, who knows?

But from the bottom of my pituitary gland, I thank you for letting me leave this stupid word about a creepo fantasy in Spain.

From the boy who said Despacito."

He later decided to keep doing it anyways lol
King Krazy

King Krazy, ruler of Boolsville, was first featured in the hit animated short film of the same name, created by Adam Sandler and Chris Chan. He seems to have the tendency to impulsively make important decisions as observed when a peasant came to beg at his feet and in the span of ten seconds considered killing him (with his epic king staff), changed his mind, then elevated the social ranking of the peasant to sir exceuttioner of Boolsville. He really is crazy.
Big Chang

Large and in Charge

***Big Cheng*** is Big, and he is the biggest Fighter saving the streets, with his posse of friends, as they wave dash to where the wind blows them, they infiltrate the Streets to fight for what's right, as in killing all of Ding Dongs neighbor's,

He's quite tough Cookie in his home town, though due to his massive sizes, he might actually be the creator of Streets Of Fury, his farts smell kinda good though, he has the power to jump high enough to crash through a ceiling,

He does have a mating dance so there can be a Baby Cheng, the family line says that Big Chengs mother looks like Sportiflop,

One of his main goals is to defeat anyone who's bigger then him, the never forgets about other's safety,

Is stats consist of

Speed: 🌟

Power: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Combo: 🌟🌟

Fury: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Targets:

* Wong The Giant
* Hulk Cheng
* The guy from Sin City
* Standard Cheng
* An Army
* The Pallet Swap Pack
Doctor N. Gin

Doctor N. Gin is the father of Julian Marcel and assistant to Doctor Cortex. He has a deep love for his boy, often asking how his day at school was, despite the fact he doesn't go to school anymore. He has also attempted to burn him into a robot, circumcize him and put a metal rocket on his pee-pee to no avail.

## Trivia

* It is unknown what "N" in N. Gin's name actually stands for, but in Crash Team Racing, he states during the ending credits that he is was named after a state in New England famous for maple syrup.
	+ According to N. Sane Trilogy strategy book, "N" in N. Gin's name stands for "Nitrus" and it's called "Dr. Nitrus Gin".
John Podesta

**John David Podesta Jr.** (born January 8, 1949) is an American political consultant who served as White House Chief of Staff to President Bill Clinton from 1998 to 2001 and Counselor to President Barack Obama from 2014 to 2015. Before that, he served in the Clinton Administration as White House Staff Secretary from 1993 to 1995 and White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations from 1997 to 1998.

He is the former president, and now Chair and Counselor, of the Center for American Progress (CAP), a think tank in Washington, D.C., as well as a Visiting Professor of Law at the Georgetown University Law Center and was chairman of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign. Additionally, he was a co-chairman of the Obama-Biden Transition Project.

## Trivia

* John Podesta made a cameo in a video recording of the lover and killer of Tomar's pet doge.
Bumblin' Burry

"I did it... For America." ~Bumblin' Burry

The Bumbling Patriot

Julian Marcel

**Bumblin' Burry** is a wide-eyed, fat old man with dangerous powers. Guided by the small alien man in his brain, he commits great atrocities throughout Los Santos in the name of America.

## Background

Originally a farmer from the countryside of Los Santos, Burry is a man whose love for his country is almost as big as his belly. It was because of that love that he volunteered himself to be a part of a secret super-soldier project that was undertaken by the U.S. Military. One of the few surviving subjects of the brutal experiments, Burry escaped from the facility with incredible powers he inherited from a mysterious alien donor.

Guided by his blind patriotism and the small alien man in his brain, Burry reluctantly bumbles across America, using his immense power to shape his beloved country to his ideal image. Be it police or the Military, blimps or tanks, nothing can stand in the way of Burry's mission to Make America Bumble Again. After Motifa came around, he retired to farming. Later in the Motifa 1 saga, whilst she was trying to pet the cows on his farm, runs him over with his own forklift. it is uknown if he survived this. He isn't seen again or mentioned, but it is never shown that Motifa killed him.

## Powers

* Invincibility
* Heightened Athletic Abilities
* Megaton Punch
* Unrivaled Patriotism

## Arsenal

* Military-Issue Grapple Gun
* Wingsuit
Halo 3

***Halo 3*** is a first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie and published by Xbox Game Studios for the Xbox 360. The third installment in the *Halo* franchise, *Halo 3*'s story centers on the interstellar war between twenty-sixth century humanity, a collection of alien races known as the Covenant, and the alien parasite Flood. The player assumes the role of the Master Chief, a cybernetically enhanced super-soldier, as he battles the Covenant and the Flood.
Boiled Milk

**This page is a candidate for deletion.**

*Remember to check what links here and the page history before deletion.*
Boiling Milk is a concept that Chris is very fond of.

He likes the idea of pouting it on characters like Bart Simpson.

Occasionally, he has switched it up, such as changing milk to oil.

Boiling Milk often leads to aggravation from the likes of Ding Dong, who is often annoyed by the amount of times Chris has brought it up.

Boiling Milk is one of the most famous running jokes on the channel, up there with Fat Albert and The Simpsons

## Appearances

Boiling Milk has made sporadic appearances.

(insert list here if willing to document milk)
Dark Egg

the Dark Egg is truly a thing to be wreaken with,

this terrible thing to land upon our world is the embodiment of pure evil, back in the Prehistorical Ages, a mother bird was attacked by a lone Caveman, fumed by Revenge, the Caveman attempted to crack it on the head with his club, though that bird layed an Egg at that time of distress, though (of course) this was no ordinary Egg, this unleashes a great Mighty Bird, the Caveman then preceded to smack the baby bird as well, but that bird ran to that man with full speed, and stole the essence of the Caveman and escaped,
Fat Old Man

Fat Old Man is a character from Chris, Ding Dong and Julian's playthrough of GTA V with Mods.

He is an American hero who fought in Iraq.

He received his hero degree from borgingo.com.

Despite his hero status, he is infamous for killing many of his own soldiers.

Fat Old Man also has a blimp that he likes to play with, and occasionally destroy.

He is invincible, fat, and has a smelly cunt that everyone in his platoon loved to smell every morning when he served in the army.

It's actually just Bumblin Burry if your slow
Half-Life 2

***Half-Life 2*** is a 2004 first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve. Like the original Half-Life (1998), Half-Life 2 combines shooting, puzzles, and storytelling, and adds features such as vehicles and physics-based gameplay. Players control Gordon Freeman as he joins a resistance movement to liberate the Earth from the control of a multidimensional alien empire, the Combine.

## Episodes

### 2015

1. City Escape
2. Suiting Up

### 2019

1. Mr. Man Door
2. Fun Tube
3. The Hipjack
4. Get Well Juice

## Gallery

The original Half-Life 2 thumbnail from 2015.
Gex (video game)

***Gex*** is a 1995 platform game developed by Crystal Dynamics. It was originally released for the Panasonic 3DO, but ports of the game were later released for the PlayStation, Sega Saturn and Microsoft Windows.

## Episodes

1. This Tale's an Epic Fail XD
2. He's a Good Boy
3. Don't Say Brown Bricks
4. Cartoons, Cartoons, Cartoons
Bobert McFoolihen

***Bobert McFoolihen*** was the arch rival and sworn enemy of one of Chris O'Neill's grandfathers, who had been transported into the video game *Donkey Kong 5*. One thing everyone must know about this man is that he has a large penis and has had sex.

## History

### Origins

During his prime, Bobert and Chris' grandfather often did battle to decide who was cooler then the other. Bobert was always defeated time after time for many years. However, through foul play and an exploding rocking chair, Bobert finally came out on top, officially becoming cooler than Chris' grandfather. This battle sadly resulted in his demise. Bobert did not intend to do this, and with no other option, he posed as Chris' grandfather for several years, with his future grandson Chris O'Neill never truly noticing. Their relationship was rocky to say the very least.

### Imprisonment in Donkey Kong 5

In his old age, Bobert journeyed to China in search of a rhino horn, presumably some form of ivory, for an unknown purpose, possibly to send to his "grandson". During his search, he stumbled into a video game store by accident, and decided to take a look. Since he didn't know what made a good game, as such he simply bought the very first thing that caught his eye. When he tried out the game for himself, he was sucked inside the bootleg game, with no way out. The game in question was *Donkey Kong 5: The Journey of Over Time and Space*!

Bobert landed in the dark corner of the world, and was confronted by The Lombado, who locked him away. He formed a relationship with the in-game character Sodoma, frequently making love to her. Eventually he grew tired of her and found a way out of The Lombado's prison cell, escaping into the night.

### Freedom by the Bois

Years later, Chris and his friends Ding Dong and Julian heard of Bobert's disappearance and came to China to find him. They found the game and decided to play it, finding Bobert inside as he begged the three to save him. Chris then realized his grandfather's name was never Bobert, and he then discovered the truth about Bobert McFoolihen.

The three continued to play out of obligation, to which Bobert revealed that he was the fourth Donkey Kong. Chris connected the dots and discovered he was meant to become the fifth Kong. With this unbelievable news hitting him like a bag of rocks, the blood of the Kong lineage rushed though Chris' veins, giving him the strength to finish the game. Bobert was freed, but he knew deep down that Chris would never forgive him, and as such, he slipped away into the night to live out his last years. His current state and location are unknown.

## Appearance

Other than the fact that his junk is enormous, virtually nothing is known about Bobert's appearance, as no animator has decided to animate this playthrough yet.
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex

***Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex*** is a platform game developed by Traveller's Tales and published by Vivendi Universal Interactive Publishing and Konami for PlayStation 2, Xbox and GameCube, with Eurocom developing the port for the latter console.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. He's Coming For Ya, Julian
2. What's HAPPENING?!
3. Fat Spike
4. God Awful Nothing
5. Ronald McFronald
6. GetchyerGoat
7. Bandipedia
8. Killin' a Witch
9. Smash My TV
Flanders Killer 7

Homer goes on a murderous rampage while the Boys laugh at it.

> *"Are you ready for the seventh installment of this blood filled shoot em up Simpson's Game? Can anyone stop Homer from this killing spree? Not if you have anything to do with it. Take control and start shooting. The targets are faster and smarter in this version. Do you have the hand eye coordination to become a Simpson's Sharp Shooter? The whole gang is back in this game, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Ned Flanders, Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders, Maud Flanders, Milhouse, Moe, Mayor Quimby, Apu, Kodos, Smithers, Burns and many many more! Enjoy this action packed Simpsons Game, and shoot a Flanders or two for me. If you really love The Simpsons, stand up, jump up in the air and yell Simpsonize Me!"* - The Game's Description on Newgrounds.
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**Homer the Flanders Killer 7**, better known as just **Flanders Killer 7**, is the seventh installment in the legendary Flanders Killer series. It features 23 levels, a shooting range, a music player, medals, and, of course, the epic main story mode. The game currently has a rating of 3.5 stars on Newgrounds. Unlike most other Newgrounds games the boys have played, Flanders Killer 7 has its own dedicated video.

## Plot

Kang and Kodos try to spread love and positivity, but realise there's almost no hope for this in Springfield. They then decide to create clones of Ned Flanders and his family in order to create a friendlier Springfield. The player, in the role of Homer Simpson, can then choose to either kill all of the Flanders clones, or kill everyone in Springfield, including Homer's own family.

## Playthrough

On April 6th, 2017, Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian attempt to play Dark Souls, but are unable to because someone deleted it. In search of another game to play, they go to Newgrounds. They soon find the greatest game ever to exist, Flanders Killer 7, and play that instead.
Big Al

Big Al is a musician and Lyle Burruss' Guardian Angel, first mentioned in SleepyCast Episode 16.

## Appearance

Big Al is described as a big buff bald man (similar to Abobo from Double Dragon) with a beard wearing a flight attendant hat and a full suit.

## History

While attending a party, Big Al approached a drunken Lyle, introducing himself and handing him his business card (which had nothing but his name on it). As soon as Lyle looked up from the card, he disappeared, seemingly vanishing into thin air. Ever since that day, Lyle was left in a state of confusion, kept up at night by the simple yet haunting question of: *"Was Big Al real?".* He tried showing his friends Big Al's business card, only to discover that it was blank.

A year later, Lyle was invited to yet another party by his friend Jules, with one of the guests being none other than Big Al himself, confirming his existence. Despite being at the same party, Chris O'Neill still doesn't believe in Big Al.
Blair Witch

***Blair Witch*** (not to be confused with the 2016 movie of the same name) is a survival horror video game developed by Bloober Team and published by Lionsgate Gamnes based on the *Blair Witch* series of horror films.

The game is set two years after the events of the 1999 film *The Blair Witch Project*, following former police officer Ellis Lynch and his heckin' wholesome 100 doggo, Bullet, as he joins the search for missing nine-year old Peter Shannon in Black Hills Forest.

## Episodes

1. Witch's Wormhole
2. Tomar Take The Wheel
3. Into The Witchoverse
Coven des Treize

## Informations

### Statut :

Actif

Le **Coven des treize** est un conseil de sorciers composé de 13 sorcières et sorciers d'exception. Le rôle de cette assemblée était au départ de combattre la Mesnie, puis ce rôle s'est diversifié. Les autres sorciers savent juste que le Coven des Treize observe tout...

## Organisation

On ne sait pas grand chose sur l'organisation de ce groupe. On sait juste qu'il s'agit d'un regroupement de 13 sorciers très puissants qui observent les actions des différents grands groupes du Pharénos. On ne sait pas non plus s'ils ont un leader clairement défini ou si il s'agit d'une association de sorciers où les membres sont sur un pied d'égalité.

On sait qu'ils ont déjà fait front commun contre une organisation nommé la Mesnie, qui est visiblement à craindre.

## Relations

### Institut Artémis

On ne sait pas grand chose des relations entre le Coven des Treize et l'Artémis, mais Yaga vivant sur l'Artémis il n'est pas impossible que les deux organisations soient liées et échangent des informations.

### L'Ordre des Chevaliers-Sorciers

Myr fait partie du Coven des Treize, il peut ainsi tenir au courant l'organisation de l'évolution d’événements suffisamment intéressants se déroulant sur le continent de Cyfandir et à Caislean Merlin du coté de L'Ordre des Chevaliers-Sorciers.

## Histoire

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Au départ, le Coven à été fondé pour faire à la Mesnie.

## Références

1. ↑ 1,0 et 1,1 *Radiant Manga & Anime* — Tome 1 Chapitre 4 & Épisode 5: 1er apparition de Yaga, membre du Coven.
2. ↑ *Radiant Manga* — Tome 1, Chapitre 4 (p.12) : Le Coven des Treize est mentionné lors de la présentation de Yaga.
3. ↑ *Radiant ToumStak* — Tome 3, Chapitre 15 (p. 66) : Quelques petites informations sont révélées.
4. ↑ *Radiant Manga* — Tome 12 Chapitre 88 (p. 8).
5. ↑ 5,0 et 5,1 *Radiant Manga* — Tome 11 Chapitre 81 (p 9-10): Yaga passe un appel au Coven.
Granny Ding Dong

Art by 2By2

> "You still haven't defeated me!" - Granny Ding Dong after her resurrection.
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Granny Ding Dong is just your normal customer at your local McDonald's, even though literally nothing about her in any way is normal.

## History

Granny Ding Dong came barging into a McDonald's one day and started yelling at the employees about how her last McDonald's visit was a total disaster, citing how the last cashier (A man by the name of Gonzario) gave her a Big Mac with extra mayonnaise, which makes her gassy. She asked the cashier to go to the other McDonald's and yell at Gonzario, then asked for The Big Baloney.

The cashier asked to politely wait her turn, but then she started raving on aout how she drove two/three hours to get to McDonald's (in that time, her son died of heat exhaustion). Security was called on her and she was killed to death via her head being sliced clean off. The terror of Granny Ding Dong was finally over, or so they thought.

Granny Ding Dong reassembled herself off of the floor and flexed her muscles. Security was called in once more, but they were powerless to do anything. She then starting rambling out complete madness in a state of rage, such as how Big Mac popped her jaw and how she can be a much better cashier all while demanding a big mayonnaise sandwich (Maybe she's been around Cory's Autismo Aura). She then pulled a gun on the cashier, but shortly asked the cashier to confiscate it from her. The cashier then tells her that her trait is that she's too stupid to take good advise, apparently that was her weakness, causing her to implode. Thus, ends the tale of Granny Ding Dong...
Hogwarts Legacy

***Hogwarts Legacy*** is a 2023 action role-playing game developed by Avalanche Software and published by Warner Bros. Games under its Portkey Games label. The game is set in the Wizarding World universe, taking place before the events of the Harry Potter novels.

Taking place before the events of the novels, the player controls a student at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in 1899 who learns to wield different magical abilities and objects, aided by other students and professors.

## Episode

1. HOGWARTS LEGACY
2. RETURN TO HOGWARTS LEGACY
Humboldt

Her final form

Humboldt is a warrior of the eastern Alabama and slays raccoon chewers across the lands she helped raise pant from the grave but in turn caused the undoing of humanity.In turn she is a representation of the cycle of humanity showing that life comes to an end and that it has a beggining
GTA Lyle

GTA Lyle is the alternate version of lyle in the GTA Online series. It's known that he is exceptionally wealthy for his age, founded his company all on his own, and has many vehicles at his disposal. In the end of the series, he was fatally shot in the head and did not recover, making him the only main GTA online version of any of the boys to canonically die.
Bully

" Welcome to Bully, the biggest game, with the biggest, ugliest boy. "
 — Chris O'Neill, introducing the game.

***Bully*** is an action-adventure video game developed by Rockstar Vancouver and published by Rockstar Games. Set in the fictional town of Bullworth, the single-player story follows juvenile delinquent student James "Jimmy" Hopkins, who is involuntarily enrolled at Bullworth Academy for a year, and his efforts to rise through the ranks of the school system in order to put a stop to bullying. Players control Jimmy as he attempts to become more popular among the school's various "cliques", in addition to attending classes and completing various side missions.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Kick the Bottle
2. Big Bertha
3. Bananas
4. Crater Face
5. Final Fantasy: Worlds Collide
6. Buster
7. IRL Troll

## Gallery

The original Bully thumbnail, used in Episodes 1-3.
Dead Space

***Dead Space*** is a 2008 survival horror video game developed by EA Redwood Shores and published by Electronic Arts for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows. Released in October 2008, the title was the first in the *Dead Space* franchise and drew inspiration from other works of horror, notably *Resident Evil 4* and the *Silent Hill* series.

## Episodes

1. DEAD SPACE
2. MORE DEAD SPACE!
Jiggo J

Weehee

This be the best beat maker of the land, **Jiggo J**

He's the guy with a degree in makin' your ears feel moist

The J in his name is probably short for his real name, Julian

Some say that the size of his belly is almost matched with that of Big Penny, at least after his daily meal of pennies

He's also known for his huge cock
Bagingy

Bagingy is allegedly President Ding Dong's intern. Bagingy is the corporeal form of the ancient life form Yba'sokug. Yba'sokug was ritually trapped in numerous host bodies by Ancient Sumerian shamans in order to protect Earth from potential extinction. Yba'sokug's mortal host, has no knowledge of her true purpose, but if Yba'sokug were to ever find the Tablets of Akkad, Bagingy's innate evil would take over and destroy the world. The secret powers of the Earth have continued to keep the tablets away from it, but Bagingy only seems to be draw inadvertently closer to her goal due to President Ding Dong's inherent irresponsibility.

## So What Does She Do Anyway?

Bagingy works as a file manager in President Ding Dong's office. She hates Ding Dong and calls him a "filthy fucking POCK".
Chris' Pet Eel

First mentioned in Resident Evil 3 Part 13, Chris recalled the story of how his uncle (most likely Barry O'Neill) once gave Chris an eel coiled up inside of a jar as a pet. Chris and his mother ended up releasing the poor creature into The Slob, a place in Wexford.

The eel story was brought up again in Noita Part 17, after Lyle and Tomar discussed the origins of eels and how they spawn from the Bermuda Triangle. Maybe little Eel O'Neill is actually in there. It's anyones guess, realy.
Blunko

Smitin

Santa

Blunko is the Kitten who wanted to know the meaning of Christmas,

"My name is Blunko, but you don't know me at all yet, i'm a stranga, you shouldn't let me in your home's, let me start the story, Many Moon's ago, i was just a Kitten, but now, I'm Smitin, by how much I'm Shitten,

uh anyway, the story starts with a Kitten Pound where i had a Suringe being placed into my Eyeball, suddenly, a young man walked in with eyes shining bright, he said "i want a Kitten, and i want one tonight, on this holly Night",

Boy: "hello i am a boy give me my toy, it's me Timothy Thomas with a Tank engine, give me my other Tank engine"

Man: "now now young man, a .little CAT, Is a lot of-Of RESPONSIBILITY"

Boy: "i want it, I'll put him in a pie

Man: "OK take the key to the Cat"

Boy: "i'm an old lady now, watch as i rapidly age"

Man: "oh yes that is the kitten who makes people rapidly age, i forgot to mention that very demonic thing, anyways here you go"

Boy: "Omnomnom"

Man: "did you eat the Kitten"

Blunko: and that's why I'm inside a boy, and so now i have to celebrate Christmas Inside of a Boy, i can't celebrate Christmas inside of a Boy, BLAGH"

Intestines: "no you cam do it, you just gotta make due" as they sprinkle acid on him,

Blunko: "This is Disgustin"

Santa Claus comes in and says "hoho WOAH", and then he gets vored, he fly's down the Boys Mouth, then he lands on his Kidney Stone, and so he decides to Live with the Cat,

the Virgin Merry fly's down on a helicopter, and no one can hear anything cause its so loud, and then the camera Zooms in to a boy being shredded inside,

Merry Christmas The End 🎅🐈
Gremblo

Zach Hadel (Redesigner)

Trash Toons (Creator)

Gremblo is often considered to be an offensive stereotype of Jewish people. This is false, as Jewish people are actually an offensive Stereotype of Gremblo.

Gremblo is generally depicted in the photos and art surrounding him as a short, stout man with an impossibly large nose and purple skin. He is often pictured as spending time with his beloved wife "Margie" (not to be confused with Marge Simpson).

While often believed to be a miniscule character in the OneyPlays lore, this is simply not true. Although he was originally created by Zach Hadel, for better or for worse, he has since ascended far beyond his creator.

Gremblo is able to infinitely kill any character or person he fights, including real people, thanks to his "Spicy Shoot Gun," which uses infinite rotational energy to kill someone with spinny bullets.

Gremblo is noted to have fought Genesis Valentine in an epic battle. It is also noted that he *let* Valentine live, and declared it a stalemate battle out of pity, despite being easily capable of winning the fight.

Gremblo has several alternate-universe counterparts. Including:

* Nazi Gremblo (an anti-gremblo of sorts, Nazi Gremblo was killed after encountering an alternate universe Inspector Gadget)
* Cesarean Pizza Gremblo (a version of Gremblo whom never met Margie, and thus became the mascot for Little Caesars)
* Sunshine Gremblo (a version of Gremblo who marooned on Isle Delfino, and decided to help clean up the ink-infested town)
* Gremblochu (a version of Gremblo that is part Pikachu, whose whereabouts are currently unknown)
* Gremshiro (a version of Gremblo who roams the wastelands of what was formerly the planet Earth, hoping to find and kill the kidnapper of his beloved Margie, using the ancient Fist Of The North Jew.)
Bloodborne

***Bloodborne*** is an action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for PlayStation 4.

## Episodes

1. Orson Wells
2. Mini Pearl Harbor
3. PaulStretch
4. Human Face Flat
5. Steve Buschemi
6. House Centipedes
7. IT'S A SHORTCUT
8. Tiny Blurry Man
9. Ssshhhhhhhh
10. Funny Man Young
11. Old Lady Withersmore
12. Seth Albert
13. Sevage
14. Ragdoll Down the Stairs
15. EP 15
16. LGR
17. Nice Fabric Physics

## Trivia

* Episode 15 is the only video in the Bloodborne playthrough that doesn't have an alternative name.