Yosh

Yosh joined The Fellas in 2021 after shilling out thousands of dollars, at the behest of his best friend/wife Eli for a terrible PC. He has absolutely no idea what he wants to be when he grows up , but currently works as an Apprentice at a tech consulting firm. He can be found most days sitting at his computer playing games or "working". When he is afk, he is usually spending time with his 3 cats and (for tax reasons only) "Domestic Life Partner", Darb.

## Formative Years (1995-2013)

### Emancipation (1995-1996)

Yosh was born in 1995, in the town of [{REDACTED}]. Born to a young woman and soldier, Yosh got the opportunity to visit Germany, England, France, and some other Euro Trash at the young age of 1. He does not remember any of these trips so he never brings them up. After thirteen months of joy and bliss of being an only child, Yosh's parents destroyed any hopes of him living in peace by bringing another child into the picture; I'd-beat-the-brakes-off-that™ Travis.

### Civil War (1998)

From a young age, Yosh faced hardship and tribulation. As the glow of a new child wears thin, so did the marriage of Yosh and Travis' parents...that and an extra marital affair. Being strong in the ways of retaliation, Yosh's mother took him and the fetus demon to South Atlanta, Georgia. There, Yosh would learn not only the ways of the esteemed Public School Education, but also the more elusive, Ways of The Street.

### A Chad Is Made, Not Born (1998-2006)

Raised from childhood in ATL (to be clear it was actually a pretty safe town like just outside of Atlanta), Yosh attend Elementary and Middle school with a gang that made more trouble that the city could handle.\* Yosh attempted many hobbies at several ages, which many him a Jack-of-all-Trades. His undiagnosed ADHD also made him a complete and utter Master-of-None, because he could never stick with one and always wanted to try something new. Picked on for being heavier-set, and having long hair; ridicule was nothing new to Yosh. He took it all in stride and continued to get bitches. It was also during these years where he developed a proclivity to Close-Up Magic. Following in the footsteps of Copperfield, Houdini, and Goth Daddy Douche Boy: Criss Angel, Yosh got pretty decent at card tricks, palming, and coin based tricks. These tricks would serve him well to grow into the young mob boss he would become. With a new marriage for his mother, and home on the horizon, Yosh packed up and left for Tennessee.

### The Only Ten-I-See (2006-2009)

Being a new kid, friends didn't immediately flock to Yosh. Like a lone wolf though, he pushed on. In his 7th grade year at what can barely be called an education, he met who would ultimately become his friend until graduation. Though school was hard for being a kid who liked video games and shopping at The Hot Topic, Yosh was able to move on with his good friend, and plenty of bad bitches, Yosh glided through Middle School with no issues, and even not having to attend most of his 8th grade year classes. It's always calm before the storm. Upon entering High School, Yosh and his friend were tore apart by new zoning in the district they attended. Life at home was no better, becoming a teenager awoke a rebellious nature in Yosh, and his parents were to receive the brunt of it. They wouldn't take it sitting down, and this began the dance of Fire and Ice between these three. However, a new school with a really large student body gave Yosh a sense of excitement, that and a new baddie in English 1 Honors.

### *A Tennessee Waltz* (2010-2018)

It took a year, but Yosh finally whittled down the baddie and she agreed to date him. His planned work, she didn't even realize he was A Piece Of Shit! This began his true High School experience. With a new school also came a new sport: swimming. Yosh had always loved swimming, and the opportunity to do it every day was more than enough initiative. Through High School, Yosh didnt have an incredibly large friend group. It mostly consisted of Himself and his "girlfriend". The dance continued between himself and his father, so most of his time was spent away from home and at Darb's house. Finally, he reached graduation. He did it and with a scholarship, had plans to attend the local university. Everything was going great, so Yosh finally decided he wanted them tax cuts from "marrying" a "woman". So in late 2014, Yosh asked Darb to get in on the tax deal with him. She agreed. They fooled everyone. Family and....mostly family was overjoyed! However, this also came with the harsh reality of life. A fight between a step-father and himself left him homeless. Shout out to his future in M.I.L. for giving him a room. In 2015, the conducted the ceremony to make sure the Feds thought it was legit. Boom, tax break. All that came next was years of working for random places likes Chick-fil-A, Hobby Lobby, A gun store, another gun store, and a sporting goods store. In 2018 he finally landed a job at a local restaurant chain. This is where he would lose his soul, but also find his soul mate.

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### What Love Is This/ The Downfall into Degeneracy (2018-Current)

[{REDACTED RESTAURANT NAME}], 2018. Yosh is a newly hired manager. As he was being given the store tour, he eye's the most sigma, baddest, thicccccest bitch he has ever seen. His name was Eli and he was a server who was also recently hired into the restaurant. As they said their hello's, sparks fly and and immediate connection is made. This bond would ultimately be what got Yosh through the hell that was [{REDACTED RESTAURANT NAME}]. Their connection, and of course their shared weakness; Cannabis. However, it was this job that ultimately funded the purchase of Yosh's first Gaming PC. After years of wearing Yosh down, Yosh finally pulled the trigger and purchased a prebuilt on a Christmas deal. It was overpriced. Through this purchase, Eli first introduced Yosh to The Fellas. In 2021, a friendship is born. After some brief introduction, what felt like a bond years in the making was formed. This friendship lead to Thomas, Riley, Sam, to drive to Tennessee and attend a concert. An incredibly fun filled weekend left Yosh wishing to be able to spend more time with his friends irl. The distance between them made it almost impossible. Almost. As the end of 2021 approached, Yosh and Darb planned a trip to spend another weekend with the Fellas in their town. This is where Yosh finally met J'nathan, James, Michael, Caleb, Craig, Sydney, Reid, Sara, Emma, Jane, Keith, Andy, Kiersten, irl.

In July 2022, Yosh and Darb have plans to revisit the Fellas during The Fourth of July.

\*1: By gang, we are of course referring to a group of kids Yosh hung out with who all had bicycles...