The Lone Vlog (January 3, 2018)

On January 4, 2018, DarkViperAU, posted a video titled "DarkViper's Only Vlog - January 3rd 2018 - Pizza Acquisition". As the title claims, this is the only vlog he has ever uploaded on his channel, and this is also one of his oldest available videos.

## Circumstances

The vlog recounts the events of the previous day, January 3, and opens with DarkViperAU explaining that his Twitch chat asked him to make a vlog, as a joke. And now, he is making a vlog as a joke.

## The Beginning of the Day

As Matt wakes up at 17:30, he explains that he has only eaten fruits and vegetables the previous day. Thus, he decides that he will order a Dominos' Cheese Pizza, and eat it before he streams. He proceeds to take a shower, and wears a shirt. He then proceeds to order a pizza on the Dominos' website, as he shows another one of his incredible skills, which is ordering with one hand, while using the other to hold the camera. He struggles between a Cheese and Pepperoni Pizza while doing so, but eventually settles on a gluten-free Pepperoni.

## The Pizza Acquisition

Matt gets into his car, and says that he is now going to acquire his pizza. On the way, he listens to the Wheel of Time audiobook.

When he reaches the outlet, he proceeds to flex, by explaining how the people at the pizza store already knew his name because of his popularity, and he did not need to say his name to get his pizza. He then gets back in his car, and does a car food review. He expresses imense joy in doing this activity. As he takes the first bite of the gluten-free pizza, he gives it a positive review, particularly praising the base for being crunchy, even though it tastes different. In the end, he settles on a rating of 7.95/10.

On the way back, he expresses his opinions on how one cannot listen to an audiobook while recording, on an iPhone, and is unhappy about it. However, he decides on giving priority to listening The Wheel of Time, rather than recording himself driving.

## Before the Stream

> I may not have much in life, chat. But I'll always have Pepsi, cheap pizzas, and YouTube videos. And if I have that, maybe I can make it through the next, 60 years. \*laughs\*
>
> DarkViperAU

Back home, he plays a game of League of Legends, which watching Shroud's stream at the same time. He says that he will stream after he finishes the game. He wins the game of League.

Before streaming, he says that the speedrun stream he is about to do, might not be that good, because he is very tired, and his muscles hurt. He explains that when his muscles don't hurt, and he wakes up fresh, he can have amazing runs. But that day, he had none of this benefits on his side. As he enters OBS, he shows us the currently running chat, and demonstrates how he is going to welcome the people on the stream. He begins streaming after this.

## After the Stream

The vlog continues at 5:00 am the next day, when he explains that he forgot that he was supposed to be doing a vlog. While watching clips of himself on Twitch, he comes across the part where he said that he would finish his vlog, which caused him to continue the recording.

He says that the stream was really good. The run was really bad, but he enjoyed talking to Twitch chat, and said that they discussed a lot of cool thing. He also got hosted by popular Twitch streamer, Destiny. This happened after someone asked Destiny to host DarkViperAU, by saying that he was a gay fan. Destiny, in a way to show support to the community, hosted Matt. Matt seems overjoyed by this, and agrees that it was very funny.

The one and only, greatest vlog of the channel ends with the clip of Destiny hosting Matt.

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2. ↑ This marks the first time we see Matthew Judge wear a shirt with sleeves. This is a rare occurence.