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Forest Horse Clan

The **Forest Horse Clan** is just your average Deep Forest clan. They make leafy tattoos all over their faces. The Follower was a child kidnapped from this clan and tokorothified. The Forest Horses were thus mistaken for allies of the Follower by Torak when he entered the boundary of the Deep Forest. Like many other clans in the deep forest, the Forest Horse Clan was driven into a massive war under Thiazzi's malicious plan to take power in the Forest.
Open Forest

The Open Forest is the more familiar (and more habitable, from our biased perspective) part of the Forest. True forest purists will tell you that this is not a true part of the Forest. The Open Forest is home to the Raven, Wolf, Viper, Boar, and Willow clans. These clans share affinity with rivers and the salmon, dugout canoes, and a sheer oblivion for anything associated with "the big lake" (that's the seal clan, specifically Asrif and Detlan in me speaking...)
Pebble

**Pebble** is one of Wolf and Darkfur's cubs, along with Click and Shadow. Pebble had been the first of these cubs to come out of the den... He fought to avoid being yanked into the sky by one of Eostra's owls, but was ultimately unsuccessful. I did not see any description of what he actually looked like, unlike the other two, but I guess he must have looked a bit like a pebble, so perhaps he was gray and seamless when curled up... we have a camouflage expert here.
List of theories and speculations about The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness

This is a list of theories and speculations with various levels of seriousness, feel free to add more.

* Torak’s father’s real name
* Real-world locations of *The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness*
* The Hidden People
* What is The Otherworld? What lives there?
* Late *Soul Eater* Lingo Jump (Never made a page about this for some reason)
* *COAD* Takes Place in the Future
Akoomik

Akoomik is a woman from the White Fox Clan, who build igloos in the middle of the frigid tundra. How anyone made it by up there six thousand years ago, nobody knows. It's motherfuking magic for all we know. Well, anyway, Akoomik is notable for having sat away from all the other women of her clan, like she has some sort of antisocial impostor feeling... don't make me say the word "impostor" ever again, for shit's sake. I wish that both you and I did not know why this word is notorious.
Sea Egg

**Sea eggs** are perhaps the most damaging thing to the prehistoric economy of all. These are round pebbles, generally of flint, which are easy to find by the sea, but valuable to inlanders. Seriously, fucking pebbles are worth way more to clans like the Ravens than they should be, remember how Fin-Kedinn talked about these? But all you have to do on the beach is find a round enough rock, and for Sea Clans, that is pretty easy to do. And all of a sudden, *business is booming* at ridiculous levels, just because you can sell fucking rocks, which foresters like to make into tools.
Death Journey

I really am starting to exhaust all things I could possibly make a page on. Next we will look for something that doesn't have a page on the real wiki. Well, it looks like even this page doesn't have a counterpart on the "real" wiki!

**The Death Journey** occurs after someone dies, as long as the person's souls are intact. To prepare for the Journey, you put Death Marks on a dead body. Then you put that dead body on the river head facing upstream, then you wait... Who knows what the dead guy will have to encounter before he fucking rots? Then this dude will go all the way down the river, but his (or her) souls will travel upstream (?) to the Otherworld.... makes sense, huh? And make sure you don't lose a soul... if you lose your name soul, you're now a ghost... Boo! And if you lose your clan soul, you end up as a demon. If you lose your world-soul, you join the Lost Ones and must W A I T F O R E T E R N I T Y I N T H E V O I D.
Lost Ones

The Lost Ones are those who have lost their world-souls, which bind one to the world. Even things like trees and mountains and boulders and shit have such souls. Hopefully you will be able to find company in the e t e r n a l v o i d, but it's unlikely, and a fate truly worse than death. Fun *Wolf Brother* stastic: Approximately 0.0236% of beings end up as Lost Ones, but only 0.00482% of those ever find company in the V O I D. Good luck down there, once again, you will really need it in there.
Soul Eater

Come on weebs, I do not mean the animu series, there exists a show that my sister watched that is also called Soul Eater. Pretty sure Paver had the name first. Goddammit, according to Wikipedia, turns out the mango existed in 2003, three "summers" before *Soul Eater. I AM DETERMINED TO WRITE 10 PAGES EVEN OF THEY ARE SHORT AND SHITTTY*

## Back cover

This is an experience like you have never had before: ever wanted to nearly freeze to death, nearly go blind, get indoctrinated into a cult of sorcerers and all that good shit? Well, now you may follow Torak over to this dream we've all had! He and Renn are back to rescue their lupine pal, far into the freezing-cold Arctic. Wolf has been captured by the infamous Soul-Eaters, and will we be able to finally overcome those fiends' tricks? Be ready to ruin your eyes, and pack your bags for a ride in the sketchy little sled. With some help from the cryophiliac White Fox Clan, those evil mages will hopefully finally see their downfall! (Hint: you won't.) Torak is now on a mission to decode a frightening prophecy, discover the source of the Soul-Eaters' endless power, and take a nose-dive right into their plans and practices. Don't worry about the frostbite, this will be the adventure of a lifetime! That is, nothing worse than this may happen to you. But who cares? From Michelle Paver and Orion Publishers.

## Plot

Wolf is taken by the ... hey no spoilers, Oh, fine...

## Introduced characters

**Inuktiluk**, the crazy ass who will be your guide to the north.

**Tanugeak**, thr magr of the White Foxes

**Akoomik**, known merely for sitting away from the rest.

**Nef**, the suicidal Bat Mage

**Seshru,** thr seductive spicy sexy one...

**Thiazzi,** the known animal abuser.

**Eostra,** the big bad of them all.

**That poor kid**, who is probably gonna freeze to death.
SAVE NANUAK WIKI!

[CASE RESOLVED, whew, we're safe, thanks for finally letting us compromise and end the month-long war, Sigma! Glad we could come to a deal.] Ok, I get it, page count isn't the biggest factor. The whole thing about it being "infinitely" better than the original was a joke, ok? I am not trying to replicate the Uncyclopedia style anyway, I wanted to actually be at least a little informative. This wasn't meant to be better than the original at all, but it just happens to have more pages. I previously said that most of my pages are pretty short. Now I am receiving threats on my small semi-parody wiki, and I am not happy about this. Ok, get it? I'll try to be more respectful towards you now, Sigma, and if Wikia isn't the place for this, considering the large number of equally stupid wikis all over this place, including the previously mentioned Neo Scary Godmother Wiki. And by the way, Uncyclopedia used to be on Wikia as well..
Sialot

**Sialot**, pronounced "see a lot", "see Al lut" or "sigh a lot", is, if I remember, Poi's twin brother, and he never really accepted Torak as company. Both are boys in the Raven Clan with similar ages to Torak, and \*time to hit the roast\* Sialot is more memorable due to having a more interesing name than Poi does. Sailor is what it autocorrects to when you try to type "Sialot". Both Sialot and Poi were first seen in the early scene of "Spirit Walker". The pair had potential to be more than minor characters, but, alright, if we kept introducing new primary characters we'd end up like the god damn "Ice Age" sequels did.
Nef

Nef committed deathpacito neck rope scooter ankle cliff jump oxygen not reach lungs not feeling so good toaster bath fortnite but without the parachute head pew pew in *Soul Eater*, nuff said. She is a member of the (nananananananananananananana) Bat Clan, and tried to teach Torak he ways of the Soul-Eaters, thinking he was her White Fox apprentice. She owned a bit of the fire opa, which she kept locked in a cave full of bees, for some reason.
Fire Opal

The Fire Opal was a shimmery Little Rock, DANG I DONT MEAN THE ARKANSAS CITY WTF AUTOCORRECT, which held an extreme amount of power. Even the most powerful demons would answer to whomever held it. The fire-opal was crushed into three fragments by Torak's father, and subsequently each piece was hidden away.

The first piece was taken by Nef to the Eye of the Viper, where a doorway to the Otherworld can be found. Torak later found it and smashed it on a black beach.

The second piece was taken by Seshru, who practically melted into despair after it was crushed by a mob at Lake Axehead.

The third piece was once kept hidden by Tenris, before Thiazzi robbed his fucking grave and used it to control fire and start a war and shit... Then one of Eostra's Eagle owls swooped in, brought it to Eostra on the Mountain of Ghosts, and she embedded it into a scepter. Then Eostra went to cause winter chaos all over the world, before a little baddaboom baddabing ended her reign of terror.
Ghosts

Ghosts are formed in the *COAD* non-cinematic universe by removing something's name-soul. You forget who you are when you become a ghost, thus losing all your sympathy for anyone you know... "Bale... do you even recognize me?" Yeah, Bale's ghost was left restless from merely hearing his name too many times in *Oath Breaker*. Torak's fathers ghost also comes to see his son from time to time in Ghost Hunter... Torak's father is said to have swallowed the breath of a ghost too....
Lake Axehead

**Lake Axehead**, or Trondheim Firth, or a lake that dried up, was the biggest lake in Norway six thousand years ago, apparently. I can't find any of those ice age Timelapse maps for some reason... It drains through the River Axehandle and is fed by mountain glaciers (ice rivers.) The Otter Clan lives there, and guard their territory a little stronger than you would expect... they almost killed Torak on their boats... but he was an outcast at the time.
Selik root

Selik is a plant found on top of the Eagle Heights on Cormorant Island. Up there nest the eagles in their eyries, with some of these nests being almost as old as your mother. In *Spirit Walker,* Torak and the Seal trio, believing Tenris’s malicious claim that the selik root could cure the yellow scab disease, climbed the pegs leading up to the nests, only to tumble down and have Detlan suffer serious injury. For some reason, I remember the selik plant being purple, but I don’t remember it saying the plant was ourple in the book either.
Puffins

Now kids, Torak, you too... listen here, we are gonna talk about PUFFINS. Ya know what's sexual, I mean special about puffins, kids? (Immature kids start laughing) My apologies for that... They can move through everything. They fly through the sky, they walk on land, they burrow in the ground, and they dive into the water. Our greatest avian ally is this creature, which is why I have slaughtered a myriad of them to wear their beaks as a belt, don't mind me...

-Tenris, probably
Wolf talk dictionary, prototype version

This should all be obvious to the average reader...

If you want to be a wolf on all levels except physical, this is the guide for you!

Bright-Beast-That-Bites-Hot: fucking FAIYAH

Bright Soft Cold: snow

Fast Wet: a river

Fishdogs: Seals

Fish with the bulging eyes: presumably a salmon.

Fur: clothing, what would they call it? also why can he take it off???? Questions for serious wolves.

Long-claw-that-flies-far: An arrow... how convenient! Pretend I didn't say that, I wish I didn't know the reference.

Lopes: Unknown measurement.

Not-breath: Dead. Yeah, it's fucking dead. (And I killed it)

Taillesses: Human beings , not beans...

Tailless packs: a clan

Thunderer: The World Spirit

Up: The Sky

Wet: Generic term for all that is wet.
Renn

Renn is Seshru and Fin-Kedinn’s daughter, and one of Torak’s closest companions. Saeunn wants to train Renn to be the next Raven Mage, a role taken up by some kid named Dark and his crow named Ark. Renn isn’t exactly the biggest fan of mage-craft, however, but will desperately use it when necessary. See, this is what half of my old report on this series was about.

## In Wolf Brother

Renn is one of Torak’s captors, and led him on his way a bit too aggressively. She had to stay back to protect Torak from the bear as she encountered it first outside the Stone Mouth. Renn also showed Torak how to dig a snow cave to survive the blizzard.

## In Spirit Walker

Renn must deal with a tokoroth of her own while she was still at the Raven Clan camp. When she went after Torak, Wolf found her and Renn ran into a stay-behind duo of Sea-Eagle clansmen. Renn finally managed to get to Seal Island, where she and Wolf freed Torak from a seal net. Distrusting Bale, Tenris and the Seal Clan, it was her to first claim that a Seal Clan member had started the disease and attacked Notched Fin the whale. Renn was told to wait behind Bale and drink from a poisoned bowl, which Wolf knocked over. Renn and Bale both noticed that Tenris was trying to kill Torak and eat his heart, so they came over paddling to shoot Tenris down... they missed but Tenris, with his mind-controlled child slaves and fire walls died anyway...

## In Soul Eater

To enter the Soul-Eaters' hideout, Renn disguised herself as a random girl from the Mountain Hare Clan.

all deviantART fan portrayals look the same, often contrasting the character’s personality, as someone on Renn’s page on wolfbrother.wikia.com noted.
Grousebone whistle

In the original *Wolf Beother*, Torak picked clean a grouse he trapped, and wished its souls a good goodbye. As in, "I fucking killed you, have a nice trip to the afterlife...", among animists and pagans this is a common trope. The whistle was so deep that only Wolf could hear it, so Torak had just accidentally invented the dog whistle. Torak later gave his new invention to Renn. Torak also is believed to habe invented horse riding as well, strangely enough,
Late Soul Eater Lingo Jump

**For all I know, there may not have even been an unusual lingo change near the end of Soul Eater, I could very well have remembered it wrong.**

Near the end of *Soul Eater (2006)*, I'm pretty sure Michelle Paver took a decently-sized break. I can't have been the only one to notice this. You know why this is? And this also makes you wonder why she did this?

Well, only two of Paver's other books, *Fever Hill* and *The Serpent's Tooth*, both from the *Daughters of Eden* trilogy (the first of which came out a little before), had publication dates that coincided with *COAD*, specifically the first two of that series (*Wolf Brother* and *Spirit Walker*, duh.) But *Soul Eater,* where shit got interesting, came out a year after those. Obviously these take more than a couple months to write, unlike some garbage out there. Perhaps both *Spirit Walker* and *Soul Eater* were being written at the same time as the Daughters of Eden, while their previous counterparts waited to be published...

## The main part

So the reason, which you've (probably not) been waiting for is that several terms of the book's lingo (seem to have) changed.... should've been obvious by the name of the article... right? This was planned to be one of this wiki's first pages, but I can't believe it is the 204th.

All of these lingo changes seem to have happened at the end of *Soul Eater*, but I haven't read that in over a year, so... These may have all just been misremembered, but I specifically remember the lingo all changing at the end of that. I'm pretty sure there were way more changes, especially in Wolf's "speech", but it's been a long time and I can't remember a whole lot.

Here's what I do remember, however, this list needs a lot of expanding. There's a chance that this may

1. The plural of *tokoroth* becomes *tokoroths* instead of just *tokoroth*.
2. Wolf begins to refer to Renn as "the pack-sister" instead of "the female tailless." Wikipedia considers this a mark of growing affection, however.
3. Ocher gets a new name, "earthblood."
Juksakai

**Juksakai** is the leader of Swan Clan. He helped Torak and the Mountain Hares pack the sleds for the long trek to the Mountain of Ghosts. I seriously want to pronounce the first letter of his name with a "y" sound as in f*j*ord. Yeah, when I first learned that word I thought, what is a fa-jord? Well, the Swan Clan is basically irrelevant and we never saw these guys again, to be fair, this was in *Ghost Hunter* (the last of the (original) *COAD* series.) Does Juksakai come back in the new ones for a new role? We 1-6 peasants have no idea.
Snap

**Snap** is a black she-cub among the wolf pack which Wolf met... shit is starting to come back to me and I am wondering if this is it he same pack that Wolf met on the Mountain of the World Spirit, like I give a fuck. She only appeared in *Outcast*, so if this literal bitch wants to be the literal top dog around here, she would better start going to earn a little relevance or even just appearance elsewhere in the series. Dream big, kiddo, dream big, let's be honest, Snap will almost certainly not be seen again in the new series (can anyone confirm?) Time to run over to Barnes and Noble about three or four miles away from my house and search for a copy of *Viper's Daughter*. My old English Teacher, Mr. Locher, didn't really like it as much as the others, but I have already made fun of him multiple times on this wiki.
Ice river (Wolf Brother)

The ice river is really just a fucking glacier, which Rorak and Tenn had to climb. Wolf came along, of course, as well. The area was one of the harshest places they encountered, with plenty of avalanches, OH SHIT, falling hunks of ice, and a hole lot of fucking holes. I get it, I'm not funny. But you know what is funny? Thinking about Wolf playing with a dead lemming here. Renn and Torak made an ice cave to survive a blizzard, before finding a dead body and a sandstone oil-"lamp".
742 Evergreen Terrace

**742 Evergreen Terrace** is one of the main location in *The Simpsons* and the address of the Simpson family's house.

It made a brief cameo appearance in Worlds Unite as the Champions landed in that house when they arrived in Springfield.

## Appearance

The building is a pinkish-orange two-story detached house with a garage, basement, attic, and lots of mice.

On the ground floor, the front door leads straight into the foyer, which includes the stairs to the second floor, an archway in the wall to the left that leads to the living room, another one at the foot of the stairs which leads into the dining room, there is a door at the back of the foyer that leads to the basement stairs or a closet, depending on the episode.

The living room and the dining room have bay windows.

Located in the back of the house is the the TV room and the kitchen.

Off to the side of the kitchen is a small hallway that leads to the garage, rumpus room and a half-bathroom. (This washroom has also appeared under the stairs, as well as off the door in the foyer)

The second story of the house has Homer and Marge's bedroom (with an en suite bathroom), Bart's bedroom, Lisa's bedroom, Maggie's bedroom, and a bathroom.

On the landing, there is a pull-down stair case that leads to the attic.

The back garden of the house is surrounded by a wooden picket fence and a low box hedge, and features a patio and the treehouse.

Occasionally, there is a hammock shown tied to the two trees near the fence that borders The Flanders' backyard.

Near that fence are the tombstones of The Simpsons' former cats: Snowball I, Snowball II, Snowball III, and Coltrane.

## Owners/Users

* Simpsons Family
	+ Homer Simpson
	+ Marge Simpson
	+ Bart Simpson
	+ Lisa Simpson
	+ Maggie Simpson
Geoff Taylor

**Geoff Taylor** is the one who provided the vivid illustrations for the tops of every chapter, and the maps at the beginning of each entry in the *Chronicles of Ancient Darkness series*. Thank him for bringing the series to life like no one else ever could. Salute a man to rival Gaup of Salmon Clan in this wikia page, their names even start with the same letter of the alphabet. Just saying, if there's someone to thank as much as Michelle Paver for these books, it's him.

*Turning children's books into little kids' picture books since at least 2004*
Honey disease

**Honey disease**, also known as **THE FISH,** is a kind of soul-sickness in which one grows honeylike scabs on one's cheeks, then starts going tough, rough, and fucking crazy. Oslak managed to kill a fish in one fucking jab with this condition, but forgot he had any sympathy for Torak. Poor Oslak, Bera and Bale's brother (2 years before the others) got this issue in Spirit Walker. Bale's brother was used as a human Guinea pig in a test run two "summers" before. It turns out that the disease is spread by poisoning juniper berries, so to cure the disease, avoid your old Selik Root, quit eating the berries.
3973 BC clan meeting

In my timeline that dates *Wolf Brother* to 3969 BC because of the funny number, I know I have the maturity level of a 12 year old. But you know, Torak was twelve in the first two entries in the series, Torak's childhood trauma moment would have occurred in the year 3973 BC, five years before *Spirit Walker.* So Torak turns 13 in 3968 BC, so he was born on June 21st, 3981 BC, which means that he just turned 6000 in 2021, the year I started reading *Wolf Brother. That means I heard about the series literally 3 months after his 6000th birthday.*

So Torak and his father were on a beach, with all the huts and tents up. He hadn't quite turned eight yet. A whole bunch of kids started saying his father stunk, he went mad, and that he swallowed a ghost's breath. The kids threw a few stones, and Fa pulled little Torak away... those kids didn't know that this kid, or really his sheer "plot armor", as book nerds apparently call it when a character can't fucking die merely for being too essential to the plot, would save the universe. That's Torak's real power, not spirit walking, not talking to wolves.

5 years later Torak would come back to that exact same beach and the PTSD would kick in...
Torak's father

Torak's father, often referred to as Fa by Torak, was the Wolf Mage. He was ripped to shreads by a bear in the very first chapter. Torak's father, whose name is unknown, was a member of the Healers before they became the Soul-Eaters, when he started a big-ass humongous fuckfest fire to separate the dirtiest sorcerers ever.

In *Ghost Hunter*, his ghost could occasionally seen watching over Torak, and guiding him around.
Eagle Heights

The Eagle Heights are home to a vast amount of eyries, some of which are over a hundred years old... and that's almost as old as your mother! A large amount of pegs lead to the top. obviously pretty sketchy, I am pretty sure ladders have been invented... right? Selik root can be found up there. Tenris sent Torak, Asrif, Bale and Detlan up there, all four fell down, Torak got the root but nearly drowned, and Detlan broke his thigh... it hasn't healed a year later.
Shelter types

Here are all the huts, tents, caves, pier houses, bungalows, holes, nuclear bunkers, and other dwellings used by the various clans.
In the Wolf Clan, they use small, easy to move tents, since they are constantly on the move, hiding from everyone.
The Seal Clan and several other sea clans (but not the Sea-Eagles) live in houses made from whale ribs, akin to those of western eskimos, but covered in skins. Seems kinda nice when you don't have all that much wood... no not that kind of wood.
The Otter Clan lives in houses built on wooden docks that float in Lake Axehead, if I remember correctly...
Most "open forest" clans live in similar dwellings to each other, made from wooden poles and covered in skins, not unlike a tepee. These are easy to transport as every few "moons" these clans move their camps.

The White Foxes have a literal copy-pasted igloo structure, but with a big dome in the middle and lots of smaller ones surrounding it. I'm suing. Are you? Ooh! To be fair, even today's scientists can't find a better snow house design. Igloos are cool as fuck anyway.

This might be a good place to mention that one hut POSSUM Chowg built out of driftwood, even though it's kind of irrelevant... It is shitty and unfinished but I like it.
High Mountains

The **High Mountains** (Scandinavian Mountains) (both are obvious and boring-ass names) are located in the eastern part of Norway and western Sweden. They are home to plenty of crazy fellows... the Swans, Lynxes and Mountain Hares all live here, but not that much else. The Mounatin of the World Spirit, if it is even real, is said to be in the northern part of this area. As far as visiting locations in *COAD* go, this is definitely a good choice in my opinion.
Poi

Poi and Sialot are the closest-aged Raven Clan members to Torak, and we first met Poi in *Spirit Walker.* However, he has always been a minor character, and never really liked Torak all that much. I feel the couple had pitential but we never really got to know them well. It's really heard to write wiki pages in minor characters like him, so we will just mention that "Poi" is also a Hawaiian slang word meaning a mongrel, a mutt, or a dog of many mixed breeds.
Boar Clan Leader

The leader of Boar Clan, is Aki's father. He was only seen in *Outcast*, and we never got to know his name, why the hell? So, I'm sure he knew his son is a dick and all, and that he got into a fight with Torak. He noticed red ocher on his horn, with the Soul-Eater fork mark on it. Thus, Torak was framed, despite Seshru being the culprit, leading to Torak's exile from the clans, and everyone began hunting him down. Well, shit, why the fuck are you doing this?

pS I must remember to make a page in Torak's mother...
Deep Forest

The Deep Forest, known commonly as the True Forest by its inhabitants, is the most inland part of the forest. It is home to clans such as the Forest Horses, Auroch Clan, Bat Clan, and so forth. Many a rumor circulates about this most mysterious of locations. The World Spirit, woolly mammoths, and the oldest oak tree are all rumored to exist in the Deep Forest.

The Deep Forest was set on fire by Thiazzi, who also started a war by killing numerous clan leaders and impersonating the clans' mages. Thiazzi later declared the Deep Foresters the only true followers of the World Spirit, as the Mountainers have began to worship fire, the Sea and Ice Clans burn blubber and kill carnivorous animals, and the Open Forest clans know the way (please no Ugandan Knuckles here, that died in 2018) but abandoned it, making them arguably the worst in Thiazzi's eyes.
Cormorant Clan

The **Cormorants** are considered to be the inferior island to the Seal Clan. This might not be fair, but this is how it goes. At least they aren't the Kelp Clan. The three island clans take turns having meetings on each other's island every few years. For those of you who do not live near a coast, cormorants are ugly-ass seabirds that hang out in large groups, sitting on seawater like ducks. (Almost said dicks right there). We once nearly had to clear a group of about thirty of them earlier this year (April 2023). Torak described cormorants as resembling magpies, but at least our local varieties do not look anything like them.
Finklededinkle

**Finklededinkle** is Fin-Kedinn's retarded alter ego who appears in Egocuetpbm, an obscure YouTube video which I finally found the link to. He is known for his ugly black visor and unintentional dick jokes. In Egocu Etpbm, the greatest film ever made, he bursts out of the bushes to proclaim himself leader of the Raven Clan, to a sane FK's confusion. Finklededinkle then yells that his stick, despite being tiny, is bigger than anyone else's thus making him superior.
Spirit walking

**Spirit walking** is a bro pro technique in life. All ya have to do is move a couple of your souls out of your body, and wait for the magic. Then you can take over anything you want's brain and bring a while new level to animal or even plant abuse! Torak learned he could do this cool shit in... well... Spirit Walker, also what Thiazzi, Tenris 2, often referred to Torak as. First he accidentally became a wolf, happens to everyone don'it? Then he took over an innocent seal's brains, alien virus as Torak is, and couldn't decide if he should be in the water or on land.
Willow Clan

The **Willow Clan** lives just north of the Salmon Clan, on the Whitewater River. They are a large clan, one of the pl\*nt clans (ewwww!), and they get quite a few mentions across the series, but as far as I remember, not a single named character from this clan appears in any of the series, at least in the original six. And you know the only other clan that had a plant for an "animal" ? The Oak Clan! And you know who was part of that? THIAZZI!
Inuktiluk

Looking mildly agitated

Inuktiluk is a member of the White Fox Clan, although he wanders around quite a bit himself. His first and only appearance was in *Soul Eater*, where he introduced Torak and Renn to talk about chunky animals and why everything in the north is so fat. He then brought the pair over tho the White Fox camp, to see all his chubby friends and family in the igloos.

and hey bros at wolf brother.wikia.com, do you guys know what an eskimo visor looks like?
Widewater River

The **Widewater River** is a river where the Willow and Viper Clans live. The river is notorious for being the place where Torak fell in and claims to have encountered the Hidden People, found the river eyeballs that are dirty ice, before being pulled out by Wolf. Yeah, it sure is a nice place to visit, the old Widewater, but be careful not to drown in it, or fall down a waterfall, for crying out loud. I am unsure of the river's real life analogue, if there even is one.
Fa's real name

Like Obama's last name, nobody knows what Torak's father (commonly referred to as "Fa" by Torak,) 's real name is. Except unlike Obama, it's for real this time, mark my fucking words. Millions have wondered what it is, in reality and in fiction. Philosophers have had manny a debate about this obscure subject.

All we know is that if Narik's father was called Narrander, maybe Torak's father was called Torrinder, but that is a very slim possibility.

Perhaps, as in *Ghost Hunter*, page 206, his name is "the beloved name he hadn't spoken out loud for three summers."
Raven Clan

The **Raven Clan** is arguably the most important clan to the *Chronicles of Ancient Darkness* story line. The leader of Raven Clan is Fin-Kedinn, Renn’s father and Torak’s foster father, whose name is a blatant distortion of Michelle Paver’s editor’s name (Fiona Kennedy). Saeunn, an old lady with sharpened, birdlike features, is the mage of Raven Clan. Other members include Oslak, Vedna, Hord, Thull, Dari, Poi, and Sialot. The Ravens have a big-ass burial mound and move every couple “moons” or so. The Ravens have a characteristic “long fire” made by splitting a log down the middle and then lighting the inside (sketchy in comparison to Torak’s “star”.)

## In *Wolf Brother*

In the original, three Raven hunters (Oslak, Hord and Renn) stalk a roe buck, which is “stolen” by Torak. Torak is then captured and brought to Fin-Kedinn’s feet, where Torak begs for a trial by combat, where he basically cheats by using smoke to blind Hord (Fire is against the only rule in a traditional Raven trial by combat.) Saeunn then theorizes that Torak is “The Listener” who will deliver the clans from THE BEAR. Torak is then escorted at bowpoint by Renn, who later departs, so Torak must wash his scent away in a river to throw off the Raven Clan’s dogs, “Fahrenheit 451”-style. Hord swears to kill Torak on the Mountain of the World Spirit, due to his interpretation of Saeunn’s line “The listener gives his heart’s blood to the Mountain,” but then he died in a fucking avalanche, the end.

## In *Spirit Walker*

Oslak dies of the honey-cheek psychopathy disease here, Saeunn sends Torak to find the cure, Renn goes to find Torak, uhhhh… that’s about it for this one, since it’s no longer taking place among the Ravens. The Seal Clan fills the role the Ravens did in the previous entry here.

## In *Soul Eater*

Saeunn gets several visions in her fire while Torak has left in the third one, the darkest being a view of Torak putting the axe to Wolf, although this turned out to be how Torak cleared Wolf the Wolf’s wound on his tail. Of course, the Ravens held a good feast at the end of this one.

## In *Outcast*

Like the other clans, the Ravens must attend a clan meeting, reluctantly declaring Torak clanless. They then had to hunt Torak down whenever other clans watched, while Renn would often come to help secretly. The Ravens, along with a bajillion other clans, all teamed up to form a mob and beat the shit out of Seshru as the floods came in.
Raven Clan Burial Mound

An important monument for those wishing to visit their ancestors, certified necrophiliacs and curious kids alike, this may be the greatest vacation spot for us all. If you are wanting to get some skull here, or just chilling out with the bonies, this is a spot for you. Also, watch out for Renn, she lurks around here. Don't you dare ask her why. She would rather not like to be seen rooting through all the graves, letting the souls out. Hopefully you aren't actually doing as those rumors all say...
The bear

("BEAR" and "demon bear" should redirect here.)

**"The bear"** refers to a bear which had gotten a demonic implant from Tenris before *Wolf Brother*. Yowlin, howlin, growlin and most certainly lowlin, this bear will leave you scowlin, but more likely tornado it's way through everything you know and love. Made solely to kill Torak's dad, the bear participated in a larger amount of tomfoolery than initially anticipated. Whole clans were fucked over, the bear grew bigger and savager, until somehow dying in an avalanche.
Quiz: Which clan are you?

Time for something the original wiki doesn't have, I post while having "Rudolph, the Three-Headed Monster" stuck in my head, it's fucking August... https://wolfbrother.com/competitions/the-wolf-brother-clan-sorting/.

I got Seal Clan, makes sense coming from the California coast... whadderyagunnage'?

Here is the better (worse) quiz made by POSSUM chowg, creator of this wiki. He got Whale Clan. There are far more clans in this quiz, and more questions, while most of the content is overall shitty and non-serious.

https://take.quiz-maker.com/Q6B2RG7O5
Ark

Ark is Dark's albino raven who goes "Ark Ark cark."

Ark is popular with StarBucks employees, as when you tell them your name is Marc with a "C", they will put cark. I am seventeen and have drank more ale than coffee in my life... so... who am I to talk about those guys anyway?

**This will always be remembered as the 69th page on this wiki.**
Acolytes of Power

The Acolytes of Power are one of the main antagonistic faction of the entire series and is the Arch Enemy of the Champions.

They share the main antagonistic role alongside the Light and Invictus.

It is revealed they are vessels for Invictus's Powers to rival the Champions.

## Foundation

Around the same time as the Champion's founding.

## Headquarters

* Airship
* The Land of the Black Sand
* Biyalya
* Many

## Members

* Zong (Acolyte of Magic)
* Andromeda (Acolyte of Technolgy)
* Adagio Dazzle (Acolyte of Psychic)
* Marshall (Acolyte of Transformation)
* Jay (Acolyte of Spiritual)
* Oliva Dasher (Acolyte of Fusion)
* Amelia Laybright (Acolyte of Elemental)
* Riley Halva (Acolyte of Energy)

## Agents

* Aisha Zazzala
	+ Meta Libiration Army
* Balam Alliance (Formerly, Disbanded)

## Powers/Skills

* Magic
* Technolgy
* Spiritual
* Fusion
* Elemental
* Psychic
* Transformation
* Energy
* Manipulation
* Combat Prowess
* Large Arsenal of Weaponry

## Goals

* To Conqer the Multiverse-Ongoing
* To Kill the Champions of Power-Ongoing
* To Destroy Reality with the Doomsday Device-Failed

## Crimes

* Invasion
* Usage of dark magic
* Attempted mass murder
* Aiding and abetting
* Terrorism
* Destruction
* Attempted world domination
* Murder
* Attempted Omnicide
Soul-Eaters

The **Soul-Eaters**, not to be confused with Soul Eater, are a group of seven mages, formerly known as the Healers. One dies in each of the series. 28 years ago as of *Wolf Brother*, as they grew power-hungry, Torak's father split them up by committing arson. Ahh, arson, my favorite.

The group includes, by order of death:

Wolf Daddy, (the Wolf Mage) thinking his crimes are justified.

Tennis, (the Seal Mage) the crazy ass who wanted to eat Torak's heart out, literally.

Nef, (the Bat Mage) famous for committing suicide by jumping into the demon pile.

Seshru (the Viper Mage), the shrewd, sexy and seductive snake sucker. Apparently Seshru isn't even her real name, sounds a little hissier...

Thiazzi (the Oak Mage), the animal torture... does having a plant for your clan "animal" justify this, that is the question.

Eostra, the Eagle owl mage. With all the power in the world and the Fire Opal, she somehow died in a rock pile but Torak, the scrawny immortal main character invulnerability master, somehow survived.

Narrander the Walker, (the Otter Mage, whose job was taken up by two fucking glowing immortal twin kids) is somehow still alive.
Timeline

c. 6000 BC: The Great Wave devastates the clans.

3997 BC: Torak's father, a convicted arsonist, splits up the Soul-Eaters.

June, 3981 BC: Torak is born.

c. May, 3973 BC: Torak is humiliated at a clan meeting.

3970 BC: Bale's little brother dies of the honey disease.

November, 3969 BC: Torak's father is killed by a demonified bear, which Torak ventures off to destroy.

June, 3968 BC: Torak ventures to the Seal Islands to find a cure for the honey plague.

c. January, 3967 BC: Torak and Renn go to retrieve Wolf from the Soul-Eaters.

c. May, 3967 BC: Torak is exiled from the clans and begins tripping balls.

c. July, 3967 BC: Bale is murdered, and Torak seeks revenge, unafraid to break the law.

December, 3967 BC: Eostra dies by being crushed in an avalanche that somehow Torak survives.

Some time, 1980's: Michelle Paver comes up with the original idea for *Wolf Brother*.

Don't ask me what month, 2004: *Wolf Brother* is published.

February 2008: The COAD Wiki materializes into existence out of seemingly nowhere.

c. November 2021: N.A.N.U.A.K. Wiki is envisioned by POSSUM Chowg, with its name already thought of.

August 8, 2023: NANUAK Wiki is created.

August 15, 2023: NANUAK Wiki hits 69 pages, a major milestone for immature weirdos.

August 26, 2023: N.A.N.U.A.K. Wiki reaches 200 pages., even if most are short and shitty.

November 2, 2023: The Gaup image is deleted from COAD wiki, starting a "war" between the admins of the two COAD wikis.

November 26, 2023: The "war" is finally resolved, with both admins deciding to advertise the other wiki on their respective front pages.
COAD takes place in the future

This drunk self-explanatory theory mainly stems from a dream POSSUM\_chowg, the creator of this god-awful Wikia page, had in May of 2022. In this dream, Chowg entered the Raven Clan camp, or a strange version of it, where he was told that civilization had collapsed thousands of years ago with little to no trace.

After all, there are fan theories claiming such strange things as that *Ice Age, The Flintstones* and even *Aladdin* take place in the far future, hereby I add one more work of fiction to the list.

## Use of English

Obviously, all the dialogue in *The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness* is in English, a language that did not exist in any form six thousand years ago, may be possible to preserve in some form in the future, or it may be brought in via time travel. Of course, there are many translations of *Wolf Brother* (the Swedish version of *Spirit Walker* has an extremely badass cover,) but Torak even stutters in English, and Wolf sometimes heard “tailless talk” that resembles English. Nowhere in the series is there any mention of a language that Torak struggled to understand or had to learn, aside from that of wolves. Clans from the Seal Islands to the Far North do not even seem to have any differing accents or dialects, something that would have been unusual in a prehistoric world.

## Counterclaims

There is a mention that long-gone creatures like mammoths may possibly still roam the Deep Forest in Oath Breaker, and the series has plenty of auroch appearances. Well, breeders are trying to bring back aurochs right now, did you know? They also want to bring back mammoths. Then there’s the Great Wave (Storegga Slide,) referenced occasionally. Who can be certain that there wouldn’t be a boogaloo?
Nanuak

Is it nan-you-wack, nan-wack, or something else?

The Nanuak is similar to the Force in star wars. The George Lucas fans and h h h h h h h h h h fans are barely compatible, however, so few people will know this. It surrounds and binds together all living things (though in *The Chronicles of Ancient Dankness* “alive” applies to many things such as waterfalls, glaciers, and fucking rocks.) Also like The Force, people can be trained to use it and gain magical powers. In Saeunn’s words, the Nanuak can be described as a sort of river that binds everything together, and you have to reach into.

### In *Wolf Brother*

The Nanuak is described to Torak by the Raven Mage, Saenz, not long after he got captured by hunters and cheated his way out of a trial-by-combat. Torak learns that he must find three things (really four), apparently newly formed with ridiculously strong Nanuak power, and shove ‘em in a pouch, then bring them to the World Spirit. The desired objects are often referred to simply as “the Nanuak”, and include:

* A pair of muddy iceballs that refuse to melt, have a little glow, and feel way heavier than they should be. Torak found them whilst nearly drowning in a river, only to be pulled out by Wolf the wolf.
* A black, glassy tooth-shaped pebble which Torak found in a “mouth-like” cave. It was in the center of a spiral of six stone “claws”, and while trying to grab it, Torak nearly got smothered in what The Walker had called “watchers”, probably just ordinary bats.
* Some poor-ass dude’s sandstone oil lamp (the primitive lamps in the COAD are basically just bowls.) Torak and Renn found it on an ice river (mountain glacier) whilst nearly freezing in a blizzard. If there’s any character ever that has what book nerds like to call “plot armor”, it’s definitely Torah.

The N.A.N.U.A.K. Wikia logo consists of the three pieces of “the Nanuak” arranged in a vaguely phallic shape.

AND, OF COURSE, no article on the nanuak is complete with the iconic text: ;) :0 DJNFGDYAHDJIHUSFGYVJDHBJKUYQASH 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤍🤍🤍🦶
Tiu

**Tiu** is another random left-behind dude from the Sea Eagle Clan. He only appeared at a single moment in *Spirit Walker*, making him the definition of random bottom-tier characters. He talked to Renn a little in that one, and that's about it. **Tiu** and his fellow on the same beach, Kyo, leave us all wondering why the Sea Eagle Clan, one of the few clans with a two-word name, has such short names for its members. Go ask those motherfuckers about this weird question...
Mountain Hare Clan

The **Mountain Hares** are a High Mountain clan, with Krukoslik, their big ambassador, being their most notable member in the series. The Mountain Hares are known for worshipping fire, thus making them effectively early zoroastrians. They have a ring of dots as a tattoo on their foreheads, and Renn once disguised herself as a Mountain Hare to get into the Soul-Eater camp in, well, *Soul Eater*. Pretty cool guys, I'd say the mountain hares are... see them soon.
Whitepaw

**Whitepaw** is a mature wolf, obviously with white paws, who went to look after a few cubs, along with Wolf himself, in *Outcast*. Watching the little group roughhouse, bowing to the alpha, and just chillin', Whitepaw is maybe one of the less interesting wolves of the fourth book's pack. And it's not like we could remember anything about any of these wolves, they are all minor characters, the only members of the Canis Lupus species to get a major character status were Wolf and possibly Darkfur.
Bale

Bale is a hay bale that first originated in *Spirit Walker*. Just a couple years older than Torak, he helped a couple others to capture Torak on the beach, but ironically grew into one of his closest friends before being killed by Thiazzi.

## In *Spirit Walker*

   Bale encounters Torak on a beach, along with Asrif and Detlan. The seal trio are surprised about Torak's lack of sea savvy... but Bale ended up teaching Torak how to use the world's flimsiest boat. (He could stand up straight in his own.) h Bale eventually helped Renn shoot down Tenris, the admirable Seal Mage, after discovering that Tenris killed his brother as a test run for the honey plague.

## In *Outcast*

Bale shows up for the clan meeting, assists Renn and indirectly Torak, seeming to have grown a whole lot over time, while Torak remained scrawny.

## In Oath Breaker

Bale fucking dies, Torak freaks out, Bale's hay ghost comes back, that's about it.
Ananda

**Ananda,** pronounced the same as the name "Amanda" but with an "N" where the "M" is, is the leader of the Otter Clan. She's an angry one, for sure, and she did get into a heated discussion with Renn, Bale and Yolun in her only appearance (during *Outcast*.) She had eyes that seemed to reflect the color of Lake Axehead itself. Also, Ananda is one of those characters that I completely forgot. Perhaps A is a letter with properties similar to that of the letter D.
Torak.info

**torak.info** is apparently a now-defunct website that once was home to information and discussion on the *Chronicles of Ancient Darkness* series, according to a bunch of old, dead links from the 2000's decade. I am unsure whether it was succeeded by **wolfbrother.com** or by **coad.proboards.com**, two websites that probably aren't and definitely aren't (respectively) as cool as torak.info probably was. So many links telling me to go there, only to be met by a blank, frozen page.
Tips for Nanuak Wiki editors, including myself

1. Try to be at least a little silly, more so than most of my articles, but still informative on a subject. This is how we will make a better wiki than the original COAD wiki. Still trying to work on how to make my articles a little funnier, but I'll admit I have an awful sense of humor.

2. If there is little information on a topic, add your own stupid shit, as long as it doesn't conflict with the *Chronicles of Ancient Darkness* canon, see one of my original articles (Gaup) as an example.

3. This wiki is built to contain all your theories and speculations, so don't be afraid include those too, even if they are ridiculous. We gotta have 200 articles by September 2023!

4. Use the random article button to find random articles to improve, bit by bit.

5. Character templates are made using the "POSSUM Chowg's N.A.N.U.A.K. Character Template" format.

Thanks from Possum Chowg, creator of N.A.N.U.A.K Wikia. As far as I know, I am the only one to have visited this place, so leave your mark to show you've been here.
Film adaptations

In 2004, Ridley Scott and 20th Century Fox claimed the rights to make a film adaptation of *Wolf Brother*. They never ended up doing it, somewhat letting down the fans. Michelle Paver announced that the project would be revived in 2012. only to be left behind again. At this point, countless requests to make *Wolf Brother* into a full-length movie have been abandoned, and maybe that's actually a good thing. There goes the fanbase's imaginations, but just to clarify, I am not one of those "the book was better" sorts of people.

All we have is a few shitty parodies, but we will not be advertising them.
Ice Age: The Meltdown

Ice Age: The Meltdown is one of the many worlds that was visited.

## Synopsis

With global warming threatening their once-icy domain with widespread flooding, Manny, Sid and Diego set out to find a safe haven.

Along the way, another mammoth, who thinks she is an opossum, joins the travelers on their perilous quest.

## Hero Arc:

* Sub-Zero Heroes:
	+ Manny
	+ Sid
	+ Diego
	+ Ellie
	+ Crash
	+ Eddie

## World Number

* #84 (Overall)
* #03 (Blue Sky Studios)