10 Lies Told in North Korea

# **Basic Information**

**10 Lies Told in North Korea** is the thirty-third (33rd) video of the Master Raney channel. Master Raney discusses ten lies that people in North Korea are told by the Kim Dynasty that they believe.

# **Plot**

The video begins with the intro, then Master Raney introduces the project of the video. Master Raney tells that those lies are facts North Koreans believe to be true, which the following include, but aren't limited to:

## **Number 10: North Korea has a cure for AIDS, Ebola, Cancer, and MERS**

Master Raney says that according to a 2016 state media report, a miracle drug in North Korea cures HIV, Ebola, Cancer, and Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS). The elements are hidden by scientists that made the drug, which Master Raney sarcastically tells anyone with any of these four diseases to go to North Korea to get cured, then come right back without trouble.

## **Number 9: Kim Jong-il was the best at everything**

Master Raney says according to state media, the egotistical Kim Jong-il bowled a perfect 300 game at his very first try at bowling and scored 11 holes-in-one on his very first try at playing golf, which the scoresheet shows Kim Jong-il with a score of only 38 strokes, which state media says to be a world record, and also shows Master Raney on the scoresheet with a score of 159 strokes, which Master Raney does admit to suck at golf, showing 75 strokes in the front nine holes (Hole 1 - 9) and 84 strokes in the back nine holes (Hole 10 - 18), showing this:

Upon returning on topic, Master Raney points out according to Kim Jong-il's biography, he (Kim Jong-il) was very academic, writing over 1,500 books while at University, composing 6 operas upon graduation from University, which state media claims to be the absolute best music in history, Master Raney sarcastically congratulates Kim Jong-il for his so-called "talents". Master Raney also points out that state media claims Kim Jong-il to walk at 3 weeks of age and then speak at 8 weeks of age, which Master Raney sarcastically calls Kim Jong-il a genius.

## **Number 8: Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il never used the toilet**

An image shows two bulky men with Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il's faces photoshopped on their bodies, explaining the lie told in North Korea, Master Raney brings up that it's believed that Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il had supernatural body funtions and never had to use the toilet in their lives, which Master Raney sarcastically comments that's why that they are the gods of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, says it's not really democratic and meaning it, and then sarcastically comments that they must have had extraordinarily impressive body functions.

## **Number 7: Nature mourned Kim Jong-il's funeral**

Master Raney says that according to Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), magpies and bears were mourning and graving the death of the Dear Leader, which Master Raney sarcastically says that Kim Jong-il is a dear leader right there for having mourning birds and bears.

## **Number 6: Kim Jong-il was born under a double rainbow**

Master Raney presents a photoshop of Kim Jong-suk (wife of Kim Il-sung/mother of Kim Jong-il) giving birth to Kim Jong-il under a double rainbow, mentions that according to the Dear Leader's biography, his birth was marked by numerous supernatural events, he was born in 1942 on a mountain in a military base and that his birth led to a double rainbow and a new star in the sky. Master Raney sarcastically says that it makes him so special that he's the shining star.

## **Number 5: Kim Jong-un was a child prodigy**

Master Raney says that according to a 2015 North Korean report, it's believed that Kim Jong-un was able to drive a car at age 3, win yachting races at age 9, and was believed to be an expert musical composer and artist at a young age. Master Raney sarcastically says that the Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, was so gifted he couldn't believe his eyes and must've graduated at an early age.

## **Number 4: Kim Jong-il invented the hamburger**

Master Raney points out that in 2000, North Korea had a new type of food called "the double bread with meat", which is clearly the hamburger, which was supplied to teachers and students and a plant was set up to produce the burgers. Master Raney, in a sign of sarcasm, says an applause to Kim Jong-il upon stating that's why he's a god to the DPRK for his sign of innovation.

## **Number 3: The Japanese stole time**

Master Raney points out that on August 15, 2015, Kim Jong-un sets the clocks back half an hour due to the belief that the Japanese Imperialists stole time in 1919. Master Raney proceeds to sarcastically applaud Kim Jong-un for the victory.

## **Number 2: The entire world loved Kim Jong-il**

Master Raney points out that North Koreans believe that their country is so important that Kim Jong-il was the most powerful leader in the entire world and that every country celebrates his birthday every year, sarcastically, Master Raney says that he's surprised about Kim Jong-il's popularity making every nation celebrate his birthday, then concerned about the US also celebrating his birthday, much to the fact that the US-North Korea relations are a huge adversary, especially after all the sanctions and threats made.

## **Number 1: North Korea discovered a real life unicorn lair**

Master Raney says that according to a 2012 report from Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), a real-life unicorn lair was discovered by researches in North Korea, which Master Raney questions who knows if such creature exists. Master Raney points out the truth behind the lie, pointing out the word "unicorn lair" carved in stone, showing the image. Master Raney sarcastically advises anyone who wants to see a unicorn lair to take a trip to North Korea to see it.

# **Trivia**

* Master Raney made sarcastic comments in this video
* The thumbnail shows Master Raney laughing at the Kim Dynasty, indicating that their lies are backfired and that he doesn't believe them