Countryside is a scary place

Hiddenlich

\*Sunset

Day 1

2:03

ArmageddongeeITA

Uh

Okay

Seems cool

2:03

User909

Cardis II: Hmmm, were did i leave my staff?

\*where

2:04

Hiddenlich

\*Rex is reading Playboy magazines on the sofa

Rex: Did you check the closet underneath the staircase on the second floor?

2:04

User909

Cardis II looks under the stairs

Cardis II: Oh, here it is!

2:05

ArmageddongeeITA

Dennis is playing with his GBA

2:05

ADgee

Philip is playing.....something

2:05

Hiddenlich

\*The lights turn off for 10 seconds

2:05

User909

Cardis points his staff towards the window and shouts Cardis II: IGNIS UND WRATH! It doesn't do nothing

Cardis II: Ha! My fire magic disabled the electricity!

2:06

Hiddenlich

Rex: At least it \*\*\*\*ing works.

\*The lights start flickering when they turn back on

2:06

ADgee

Philip: I WAS PLAYING A GAME!

2:07

Hiddenlich

Rex: At least you don't have to hear him shouting at 7:00 in the morning anymore

Rex: Oh wait. That's just one spell.

2:08

ADgee

Philip: If he continues shouting,I think I'll shoot myself with a gun.

2:08

Hiddenlich

\*Rex closes at the magazine and starts staring at the wall to his left

\*He doesn't move or blink

2:08

User909

Cardis II: You're just jealous I learned Iskenderun's Battlesphere and you didn't!

2:10

Hiddenlich

Rex: I... I think I'm going to go to bed.

\*Rex gets up and heads towards the staircase

\*The lights start turning off and then turning on every 5 seconds

2:11

ADgee

Philip picks something weighty at Cardis II

2:11

User909

Cardis II swings his staff at Philip's head

2:12

Hiddenlich

\*Rex heads upstairs to his room

2:12

ADgee

Philip eats Cardis II's staff

2:12

User909

Philip has a stomach ache

2:13

ADgee

Philip pukes out the staff,and then tears it apart.

2:14

Hiddenlich

\*Tapping can be heard from the window

2:14

User909

Philip's intestine is filled with splinters.

2:14

Hiddenlich

\*Windows

2:14

User909

Cardis II: Damn Trog worshipper!

2:15

ADgee

Philip pukes out a wave of vomit at Cardis II

2:16

User909

Cardis II kicks Philip's shin

2:16

ADgee

Philip fixes Cardis II's staff and turns him into a frog

2:17

User909

Nothing happens since the staff is just a piece of wood

2:17

Hiddenlich

\*The alarm clock starts buzzing

2:17

User909

Cardis II: Low int noob!

2:18

Hiddenlich

\*It falls off of the kitchen counter

2:18

User909

Cardis II: !!

2:20

Hiddenlich

\*The alarm clock's buzzes now become loud and sharp shrieks

2:20

User909

Cardis II rages and punches the alarm clock

Cardis II: SHUT UP

2:21

ArmageddongeeITA

Dennis: What the hell...

brb

2:21

User909

ok

2:22

Hiddenlich

\*The alarm clock breaks into 11 pieces

2:23

ADgee

ok

ArmageddongeeITA has left the chat.

2:24

Hiddenlich

\*The time it said before it broke was 8:59

Rex: F\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*CK!

2:26

User909

Cardis II:What's wrong Rex?

2:27

Hiddenlich

\*Rex is hanging from the guard rails on the upstairs patio

Rex: HOW DID I GET UP HERE?

2:28

User909

Cardis II: An imp probably possessed you

2:28

Hiddenlich

Rex: CAN I GET HELP HERE?

2:28

User909

Cardis II tries to lift Rex from there

2:29

Hiddenlich

\*Rex flips over the guard rail onto the patio floor

Rex: Thanks...

2:30

User909

Cardis II: Vehumet helped me

2:30

Hiddenlich

Rex: Who's Vehumet?

2:30

ADgee

Philip: . . .

2:31

User909

Cardis II: He is the god of destructive magic. I worship him and that's why i'm such a powerful wizard!

2:31

Hiddenlich

Rex: A wizard that turns off the electricity?

2:31

User909

Cardis II: It was a miscast!

2:32

Hiddenlich

Rex: Right...

Rex: Well, I won't argue any further

\*Rex gets up and limps inside the house