STARKYS BIG RESTAURANT

SBR

STARKYS BIG RESTAURANT Is Starkys self Proclaimed "Fancy Restaurant". he created to go alongside with SBG!

SBR serves a lot of dairy-based food. alot of Ice-cream, and A lot of fast-food type stuff. but Starkey claims its "fancier". the workers are mostly women, as Starkey thought this out to be "A better ***Hooters***". when it really is just a more Pretentious ***Hooters***.

Starkey originally had a strict No-Animal policy because he hated messes and a strict no Young children policy for the same reason. but people said it was cruel of him, and that his food was unhealthy and disgusting as it was so they wouldn't see how this would make anything better for him.

Reluctantly, his restaurant started to allow Animals and Children. (But soon after closed its doors again) Though the Kids and Pets section was in a very different area than the adults section.

Many complaints arose from this Restaurant as the place smelled weird, the food was undercooked, the desserts were too sickeningly sweet. and every cheese-based product had way too much cheese.

In the early days of SBR. there was a rodent infestation. that they still tried to cover up. Outsiders of SBR called the place, "*A rich persons Pretentious high-scale disaster -* ***Dairy Queen*** *wannabe restaurant run by a narcissistic moron*" Starkey's favorite item he always recommended was the Bubblegum Ice-cream with ***Twizzlers*** and ***Starburs*t** candy with "*pinkish red sweet sauce*" and Maraschino cherries. to which he absolutely adored. people complained about just how unhealthy this treat was, and how even the kids found it too sweet.

he did not change it however, but served chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice-cream scoops with whipped cream and sprinkles instead. The décor of the restaurant is very floral, pretty and light and delicate in colors. the way Starkey thinks a restaurant should be if Upscale.

Starkey gives away a bouquet of Flowers to every person leaving the restaurant. SBR features a mascot, a giant anthropomorphic Star man and a Giant anthropomorphic flower Girl doing the tango. The font is similar to every font Starkey uses, Big, bubbly and bold. In the mid stages of SBR a video appeared circulating around the place titled "*WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL LIKE SOURED DAIRY AT STARKYS?"* In the video, a guy grabs the flowers he received. smells them and gags as he compares the scent to soured ice-cream, he then grabs items with no dairy, IE Candy and talks about the same scent.

Starkey, although he knows smelling like Dairy is his schtick and he is well known infamously for it. denied added products in anything, he just said he uses a lot of perfume in the premises of the Restaurant and that since they allow Pets and Kids maybe the smell is from them. People saw this as a diversion from disgusting activity and called him cruel for laying blame on Kids and Animals when he was the gross, dairy smelling heathen. and that "*You cant go anywhere titled Starkey and NOT smell dairy!*". Starkey was very hurt by this and curled up into his king sized bed and cried. Dolly was rubbing his back gently when he realized that maybe if he upped his game he could get more positive recognition.

That is when Starkey decided to upscale the restaurant times ten. Now the place was even more delicate and floral, smelled much nicer. and served better quality and quantities of food. SBR had the same schtick to this day with their dairy foods and design and bouquet gifts. but people were being way more positive. now, the kids could sit with the grownups and the pets place was upscaled to be more comfortable. And although it may very well be true that Starkey bribes the average reviewer to drop a Five Stars Rating.

**MENU:**

*Chicken Fingers and Fries (Cheese fries Xtra 5$)*

*Cheese Pizza (Xtra cheese 5$)*

*Mozzarella Sticks*

*Mac and Cheese/Mac and Cheese Poppers.*

*Cheeseburger/Hamburger*

*Salads (Xtra cheese 5$)*

*Spaghetti and Meatsauce (Xtra Cheese 5$) (uses cheddar)*

*DESSERTS:*

*Starkys Favourite! Bubblegum/Vanilla Icecream served with cherry Twizzlers, Red Starbursts and special Pinkish red sauce topped with whipped cream, and two cherries.*

*Any Icecream flavour (2 scoops 8$ Xtra) (Comes with Whipped cream, Peanuts/Sprinkles, and A cherry)*

*Strawberry shortcake*

*NY cheesecake (Cherry, Blueberry, Strawberry)*

*Chocolate Chip Cookies/Starshaped Sugar cookies (w/icing)*