Thanos

Do you have it?
*- Thanos, Game 3, T Game; Phase 7, Torture Room, a few minutes before offering an distrusting Taylor Swift a handshake.*

Thanos was a player character in T Game, played by Cathode. He is a popular supervillain from Marvel. This version of Thanos specifically hails from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

## Character Profile

 **Starting Item** | *Tiny Thong* - "This is the tiniest thong you've ever seen. But no one doubts this things powers, oh no. (75% Protect Success, 2 time use)"

## Narrative Arc

### Phases 1-3

At the beginning of T Game, Thanos was suspicious of the others who were in the T Building. He had decided to hide his true motives, and keep his cards close to his chest. At the beginning, Thanos was with both the Trumpeter and Toad. Thanos immediately caught on that one of them was a murderer, although he didn't know which.

Thanos tried to jump on the Trumpeter's back and go for a piggyback ride - but failed, the Mad Titan bumping his head against the skeleton's skull. Trumpeter immediately assumed this was an assassination attempt. As everyone gathered together in the Table Room - Thanos had to defend his reckless choices. He explained his actions to Thom Merrilin as just being a humble Subway worker, delivering a sandwich to his first customer - who was Trumpeter. He offered a subway sandwich to anyone who let him give them a piggyback ride.

Trumpeter let him ride on his back... and collapsed under Thanos' weight. After this enjoyable ride, Thanos went to the toilet and attempted to take a submarine sandwich out of his pants. Then, suddenly, a cat-like voice came down from the heavens: "Being Thanos doesn't mean you can spawn Subway Sandwiches at will, hahaha." Thanos sighed and grabbed the thong he had been carrying around, putting it on his head. Time to get to business.

### Phases 4-6

Thanos met Thom and Trunks back in the Table Room, where he learned a lot of interesting new information. Taylor Swift was innocent, and Teddie - while dead - was a murderer. Thanos decided to go and high-five Trunks, but slipped on the piss on the floor! He fell over and collapsed in a heap, before picking himself back up. The Mad Titan went back in the toilet with Trunks, only to find that Taylor Swift was in there. This, needless to say, was a surprise. They planned together, believing Trumpeter was the murderer - Trunks and Thanos also found out Taylor had the T Pose.

Thanos *kicked* the door open, with an exuberant grunt... and walked out into a room full of dead bodies. Trumpeter's body was snapped in half by a trap in the middle of the room, and upon opening the elevator - he discovered Thom was collapsed on the floor, dead! He pressed some buttons and sent the elevator down to the Torture Room.

### Phases 7-9, T Game Conclusion

Thanos walked down to find Taylor Swift. They discovered there were only 2 other people left alive - Trunks and Toad, and Thanos was pretty sure Toad was the murderer. Thanos asked Taylor to trust him, and offered forth a handshake. Taylor, scared for her life and untrustworthy of Thanos, hid behind some machinery - not returning the handshake. The duo went off to the Table Room, where they found Trunks. Together, they took apart the table - the only person who was able to actually grab a leg was Trunks, leaving Thanos embarassed.

Toad came out, and the trio confronted him. Some could say it was the Mexican Standoff to end all Mexican Standoffs... Thanos took his thong off of his head and threw it over to Taylor, who proceeded to wear them normally. Trunks rushed at Toad with the table leg, and Taylor went at Toad with the T Pose -- when suddenly, Toad blasted them back with his trumpet. The raw volume of the sound killed both Thanos and Trunks - but thanks to the thong, Taylor stayed on her feet.

Taylor played cat and mouse with Toad, until they eventually encountered each other in the toilet. Taylor T-Posed, Toad trumpeted - and they both killed each other. Since Thanos had the **Justice** win condition that only required the murderers to be dead, no matter if you yourself were dead or alive; at the end of the day, he won the game.