Heavy

> I am Heavy weapons guy, I make puny babies cry
> You want to live? Rule One: Don't touch my gun!"
>
> The Heavy, Most Fashionable Faction in TF2

## Heavy (Boris Heavy)

"I'M SORRY FOR WIPING MY ASS WITH THE CONSTITUTION" -Heavy

Boris Heavy is one but of many Heavys. Boris Heavy plays a significant role in Goblineer Lore, as he was the first Heavy to be in a Goblineer Joke. Boris Heavy shares his "Main Character role" with Goblineer. Heavy is known to carry around with him Bulgaria Pills

## Background

Heavy was born in Sofia, Bulgaria. Heavy shares a lack of intellect with Goblineer. Heavy has a unique relationship with Goblineer. Depending on the Heavy and Goblineer, they could hate each other or work together. Boris Heavy (remember there are multiple Heavys, he is just one) would meet his untimely demise during the Osama Bin Laden house raid in 2011, at the hand of Seal Team 6.

## Criminal Activities

Like Goblineer, Heavy has committed a range of crimes over the years. However most of Heavys crimes are more violent than Goblineers. Some include:

1. DUI
2. Assault on Police Officer
3. Vehicular manslaughter
4. A more notable one, Destruction of Government Property

The Destruction of Government Property relates to the Constitutional Crisis of 2023, which also played a role in Heavys death.

## Connections

### Bulgaria Pills

Heavy has few connections that are notable enough to be listed here but among the few is connections with the unknown company that produces Bulgaria Pills. Though this relationship is very one sided as Heavy Knows nothing about the company that produces Bulgaria Pills and the company that produces Bulgaria Pills knows all of Heavys personal information.

### Whiskers The Cat

Heavy also owns a pet cat named Whiskers, however, Whiskers is revealed to be racist. This greatly affected Heavys relationship with the cat and they have been icy up until his death.

### Goblineer

As for Heavys relations with Goblineer, well what isn't there to say. Goblineer and Heavy have been closely connected to each other from the very start of the Goblineer lore. From the beginning where they would cause stupid chaos with their poor judgement to when Goblineer led to Heavys death in the Osama Bin Laden house raid. Though their relations are icy, undeniable that Heavys closest relationship has been with Goblineer, for better or worse.

### Assassinated Politicians

Heavy has had connections to multiple politicians, notably the fact that he has witnessed the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William Mckinley, Huey Long, John Kennedy, and Robert Kennedy though there is no evidence to prove heavy has any ties to their deaths.

## Trivia

* Heavy was originally referred to as Heavy Gaming in a manner mocking the voice actor of Heavy for the infamous clip where he voices the meme. However over time the name Heavy Gaming was phased out and replaced with the more simple and shorter Heavy.
* Heavy was born in Bulgaria despite claiming to be from Russia in Team Fortress 2 lore, This is one of many things he lied about in TF2 lore along side having a PHD and going to a Siberian Gulag.
* The "Heavy Voice" was created as an impression of Gary Schwartz' current Heavy voice rather than the one he did while recording the original voice lines for Team Fortress 2