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Unnamed zombies

A list of **unnamed Zombies** seen throughout the *Living Dead* series.

## **Cemetery zombie**

This **cemetery zombie** was an unburied corpse who was reanimated as a Zombie in 1977.

This zombie would roam a cemetery in rural Pennsylvania until it encountered siblings Barbara and Johnny. He would attack them both, killing Johnny in the struggle.

He would then follow Barbara to the farmhouse where she would seek refuge and attempt to break in with a horde of other zombies.

He was then killed by a group of humans the next morning and cremated alongside the corpse of Ben.

> *The cemetery zombie was played by Bill Hinzman.*
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End of Days (GAM090)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***End of Days*** is the classic story about a drunk atheist trying to stop an evil demon from committing sexual assault and causing the end of the world. [Like election day for Heath in 2016.]

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love Antichrist action-comedies, but you hate the lack of boobs, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: …choice of two people to have a fight scene. [Arnold Schwarzenegger and Miriam Margolyes.]
* Eli: …inconsistent devil healing. [Wolverine level, but only sometimes.]
* Noah: …shooting New York like the slums of Eritrea. [The African country, Eritrea.]

### **Notes**

* While this movie firmly falls into "Christian movie" territory, it's also a far better movie than anything else previously reviewed on *God Awful Movies." Arnold had previously made* Junior*,* Eraser*,* Jingle All the Way*, and* Batman and Robin*.*
* The "Quarter Clucker" Noah mentioned to an incredulous Heath and Eli was presumably "The Chicken Machine" featuring the Lucky Hen, as seen in this video.

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: And she's like, "I've seen him before. He was in The Usual Suspects. I was sure he was Keyser Soze the whole time." Yeah.] [Eli: She's like, ":Yeah, I've had sex dreams about him my whole life!" And he's like, [Arnold Schwarzenegger Voice] "Oh. Um… awkward. Starting at what age… have you had… sex dreams about him? I feel like there's like one or two viewers who are… way more interested now."]

### **Interstitials**

* Thai Food for Breakfast (5:10)
* Can We Maybe Downgrade the Stunt Performers a Little Bit? (5:45)
* We Aren't Police (1:29:00)
* Outtakes (2:15:10) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse/Rapture Happens
* Angry Yelling At God
* Atheist Converts to Christianity
* Cancer Wife/God Killed My Mom/Evil Stole My Faith
* GO FUCK YOURSELF!
* Problem of Evil p
* Take Your Damn Medicine!
* Who's That Girl?

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Christine tried to get health insurance, but demonic snake blood *is* now a pre-existing condition.
* Noah: Hockney burned in hell for one with three-hundred zeros, and then some.
* Eli: In the year 20999, Satan just matched with Christine on Tinder.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Dollar Shave Club: Generic Drugstore (2:17:37)
* Bloom That: Generic Fancy Flower Store (2:20:45)
Prince of Egypt (GAM361)

### Starring:

Val Kilmer, Ralph Fiennes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sandra Bullock, Jeff Goldblum, Danny Glover, Patrick Stewart, Helen Mirren, Steve Martin, Martin Short

### Directed by

Brenda Chapman, Steve Hickner, Simon Wells

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***The Prince of Egypt*** is an animated movie for kids about genocide, but it's also a musical, so it's tasteful.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because they won't stop makin' 'em.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you can't believe the adult stuff they snuck into Disney movies of our childhood, just wait 'til you see what the fuck DreamWorks was up to!

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: …worst worst animation of ethnicity. [Blackface?]
* Noah: …use of talent. [Helen Mirren for four lines, etc.]
* Eli: …now is a good time for a musical number. ["Killing the babies!"]

### **Notes**

* Eli would like to apologize to every listener he even thought was a weirdo for nominating this movie. You watched this movie as a kid—you turned out fine.

### **Interstitials**

* First Cast Meeting (6:01)
* Script Notes (28:33)
* Moses and Pharoah (50:16)
* Outtakes/Pocket Printer Trick (1:14:46) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Disappointing Christian Celebrity
* RACISM!
* SEXISM!

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: God is still workshopping the whole Middle East plan. We'll see how it goes.
* Noah: Moses would go on to force feed ground up gold to all those people (except for the ones he had killed).
* Eli: Turns out milk and honey would be way less relevant than crude oil.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Quip: Noah vs. Rubber Hot Pocket (1:16:58)
* Trade Coffee: Passive Aggressive Grocery Store Clerk (1:18:56)
* Hello Fresh: [CODE: AWFUL16] Sudden Onset Cooking Dementia (1:20:58)
Furious Love (GAM419)

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

***Furious Love*** is the story of a man who owns a camera, and he goes traipsing to different parts of the world to find the most "sinful" places, and he wants to film *how* God's love transforms people.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because nobody told us "influencer" was going to be an option.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved the cutesy-bootsie gullibility of the first *Finger of God* , but wished it showed more of the demonstrable and extreme harm it's doing to the most dire places in the world, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Karen: …unenthusiastic healed people. [Uh-huh. Great.]
* Noah: .. excuse to go to a brothel. [Knew right where it was, eh?]
* Eli: …that thing is *also* my religion. [Literally anything positive.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Karen on the Deconversion Therapy podcast (see LinkTree as well), on Twitter, and her website.

### **Jokes**

* [Karen: That's what I was thinking, this movie is like, Satan is a [self] driving car: it just goes by itself.] [Eli: Yes!] [Noah: Right.] [Karen: But for God we—people need to get in and pedal, and then just, you know—God needs people.] [Noah: Oh, that's really interesting, yeah.] [Eli: God can't pee when you're looking, but Satan runs several world governments.] [Noah: Right.] [Karen: Right. That's *absolutely* it.]

### **Interstitials**

* First Writers' Meeting (6:21)
* So "God's Love" is Actionable Nice Things? (32:45)
* Trump God and Angel Tyler (1:08:36)
* Outtakes [Middle Name] (1:35:57) [Post Credits]

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Karen: The Abercrombie girl lives in a mansion now, because she realized that they used her without signing any kind of paperwork, and she sued Wanderlust Films.
* Noah: Sammy returned his Christianity the next day, and got a full refund.
* Eli: Darren made *two more* of these fucking movies, and where he has to go from here terrifies me.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Draft Kings: [CODE: GAM] Eli the Bookie (1:36:25)
Elizabeth's Gift (GAM315)

### Starring:

EKari Hawker, Paul D Hunt, Savannah, Kylie Lewis, Brianna Pattison,Jason Manning, Shelby Marie Hamilton

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Elizabeth's Gift*** is the story of a family who cope with the tragic death of their eight-year-old daughter in the most obvious way imaginable: by instantly replacing her with another eight-year-old daughter.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, like we don't even regret it.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you treat your children like a toddler's goldfish, but you wish flushing *one* down the toilet would *magically* produce a coupon for PetSmart, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Marsh: …adoption. [You don't just find a kid and call dibs.]
* Noah: …eponymous gift. [A human child.]
* Eli: …terrifying in memoriam dedication. [Is this movie a confession?]

### **Notes**

* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, *The Skeptic* (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year and MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.
* Andy Wilson will not give a child as a gift. You have to pay, no matter how many stamps you have on your card.
* The movie was originally filmed in 2009, with the wrap party at the "Primrose Retreat" (Spanish Form, Utah) in December. Being a Christian movie, it was eventually released on DVD in 2012 after premiering at the LDS Film Festival on 28 January. So, it might actually have been a candidate for Mormon Movie Month.

### **Jokes**

* [Eli: I love the idea of "single-mom arms-dealer." Right? Like, she's hitting up all her old friends on Facebook: "Hey girl, have you ever considered owning your *own* business, selling dangerous and illegal machine guns?] [Noah and Marsh: \*laughter\*] [Eli: I'm having a party and just you and some other girls are invited."] [Marsh: Yeah.] [Eli: "Wink! We can try out some automatic weapons—just see how you feel."] [Noah: So…]

### **Interstitials**

* Alternative Tag Lines to "Dibs" (5:21)
* Parents in Complete Denial (21:38) [Doodly-Doo]
* Tony D's House of Christian Movie Crying (45:53)
* Taking New Elizabeth to School (1:19:03)
* Outtakes (1:52:38) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Brian: Fuck You!
* Christian's Don't Know How the World Works
* Flashbacks to Shit We Just Watched

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Marsh: To save time in the future, Laura and Steve started adopting eight -year-olds in packs of six.
* Noah: The ghost of Elizabeth doing some *weird* shit to her mom.
* Eli: After Laura was tragically killed in a balisong accident, Steve got a new wife who was ten years younger, and he named that wife "Laura."

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Cuts Clothing: More Flattering than Spray-On Clothing (1:54:03)
Apocalypse 2: Revelation (GAM069)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Apocalypse II: Revelation*** (also known as ***Revelation: The Book Has Been Opened***) is the continuing story of what happens after the famous rapture of 1998, starting about three months after all the Christian people vanished. If you' remember, that's when the Antichrist started working on a plot that involved virtual reality. I like to call it *Apocculypse Rift: The Movie*.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because someone has to watch this shit, and we didn't want it to be you.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love buddy cop movies, but you hate the fact that you haven't been stolen away by a ghost, you will. *love* this movie. It's 60% *Hackers*, 20% *Columbo*, and 20% Kirk Cameron night terror.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...computery words.
* Eli: ...when it's time for the second banana to make jokes.
* Eli: ... problem of evil response.

### **Notes**

* Episode 69. Nice.
* Heath on "next Friday": "Not *the* next, next next." (1:45:27)

### **Jokes**

* "The eyebrows in this movie are the shorts of *Thief in the Night*. (4:25).
* Who the fuck? No. I spent this entire movie being like 'Tone? Thorgood Tone? Starngton Stone? Splarknick Mloan?' No one does anything but mumble this guy's name, so throughout my notes I have him as 'Magnum G.I. Tract', 'How the Grinch Stole Christians', or 'Vampire Who Only Feeds on Elvis Impersonators'." (11:30)
* "The bad guys are "O.N.E." Like, at first I was dying to—I'm like, 'Oh, I bet that's stupid as fuck. I can't wait until they reveal it." It turns out that means "One Nation Earth", and you can't use… for the acronym, the first letter of the acronym can't be the thing you end up with in the… that's just fucking stupid." (24:33)

### **Interstitials**

* Heath and Eli make *Size Doesn't Matter* (7:09)
* Noah and Heath meet the Antichrist again. (1:11:44)
* Eli's Day of Wonders (1:13:16)

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse/Rapture Happens
* Persecuted Christians
* Magical Black Person
* Atheist Converts to Christianity
* Problem of Evil
* The Most Advanced C64 Ever!

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Film on YouTube (Paid)
* IMDB
The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (GAM304)

### Starring:

Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga, Ruairi O'Connor, Sarah Catherine Hook, Julian Hilliard

## Hosts

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Andrew Torrez

***The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It*** is the story of a kid who murdered his drunkass landlord for hitting on his girlfriend. Or *is* it? No, no—it is. It's also about a gazebo.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another terrible movie, so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you thought *The Exorcism of Emily Rose* was a fair and balanced legal drama, but you're still waiting on that biopic of your hero (financial advisor Bernie Madoff), you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Andrew: ...stakes. [There aren't any.]
* Heath: ...demonstration of magic powers. [Only slightly better than flipping a coin.]
* Eli: ... protagonists. [Ed and Loraine Warren, and a murderer.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Andrew on *Opening Arguments* and *Cleanup on Aisle 45*.

### **Jokes**

* (47:30)
* (52:40)

### **Interstitials**

* First Writers Room Meeting (5:30)
* Ed and Loraine meet Andrew (45:32)
* Very Real Satanist Meeting (1:17:54)

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Masterclass: Heath and Eli Become Lawyers (1:49:50)
* Hello Fresh: [CODE: AWFUL12] Eli Practices Not Committing Audio Crimes (1:52:05)
* Quip: Mouthwash Blowtorch Distraction (1:54:25)
Noah's Shark (GAM358)

### Starring:

Jeff Kirkendall, Ryan Dalton, Jamie Morgan, Tim Hatch, Mel Heflin, Titus Himmelberger

## Hosts

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Cara Santa Maria

***Noah's Shark*** is the story of… blank. I don't know what the fuck this movie is about.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie, so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love corny bad sci-fi shark movies with puns in their titles… got you! This is *not* that—this is mostly talking about bible lore that the movie made up and shots of the manager of a local Hot Topic.

### **Best Worst**

* Cara: …marine biology. [Growling freshwater/land shark.]
* Heath: …best best sexy apple commercial. [By Hot Topic manager/Witch of Endor]]
* Eli: …child molestation subplot. ["Hey, aren't you that guy who fucked a bunch of kids?"]

### **Notes**

* Check out Cara on her website, Twitter, *Talk Nerdy*, *The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe*, *Fixed That for You*, and (thanks to Eli) iLoveSkinBooks.com.
* This episode was originally scheduled to be *Faith Under Fire*, but on 23 June it was switched to this film from the legendary director of *Sharkenstein* and *Splatter Farm*. Recorded on Friday 25 June 2022, at 2:04 PM Gilead time, without Noah.

### **Interstitials**

* Kids Playing "Shark Attack"/Inspiring This Movie (6:04)
* Demon Planning Session (46:35)
* Do the Spirits Have to Speak in a Weird Riddle Thing? (1:09:12)
* Carl the Pugapegacorn (1:37:36) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Bible Reading Montage
* Flashback to Shit We Just Watched
* Looks LIke...
* SEXISM!
* This is YOUR Movie!

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Cara: The shark went on to reimagine every book of the bible.
* Heath: Father Benna the priest got reported by Amy and her mom, but nothing fucking happened.
* Eli: The Witch of Endor used her new camera to start a *very* profitable ManyVids page.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* [Episode on YouTube]
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* Film on Tubi
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Master Class: Cara's Intervention (1:40:41)
* Back Bone: Eli Becomes a Toxic Gamer (1:43:23)
* Better Help: Eli and Heath Push Down Their Feelings (1:45:24)
Hoovey (GAM326)

### Starring:

Patrick Warburton, Lauren Holly, Cody Linley, Alyson Stoner, Brandon Smith, Alexandria Deberry, Stephen Baldwin

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Cara Santa Maria

***Hoovey*** is the feel-good story of a child with a brain tumour, featuring clunky dialogue and zero-dimensional characters.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because all the other stuff I wanted to do had math in it.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love listening to Aaron Rodgers explain why he won't get vaccinated, but you wish the free market solution was the *absolute poverty* of more movie characters, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Cara: ...acting. [This is Cara's *fourteenth* episode of GAM.]
* Noah: ...Breakfast Club Close. [Just wait, you will no longer have sympathy.]
* Eli: ...stakes. [There's so much other stuff you can do that's not basketball.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Cara on her website, Twitter, *Talk Nerdy*, *The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe*, *Fixed That for You*, and (thanks to Eli) iloveskinbooks.com.
* Rick Santorum was an executive producer! From the director and producer of *Soul Surfer*, the film was winner of "Best Narrative Feature Film" at the 2014 Sunscreen Film Festival. The film features the song "I Am There" by J C.

### **Jokes**

* (1:06:08)
* (1:13:35)
* (1:35:46)

### **Interstitials**

* Hoovey's Mom Story Meeting (6:57)
* Doctor's Complicated Betting System (44:01)
* Faith is Putting Yourself in the Way of Danger Based on Incomplete Information (1:12:16)
* Patrick Warburton Impression/Christian Movie Doctors/Dinosaur-Bone Rings (1:43:03) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Bad Sportsing/Sportsing
* Black Men are Criminals
* Behind on the Rent
* Crazy Billionaire Money
* Coincidence Treated like a Miracle
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity
* Indoctrination of Children
* Kitchen Table
* Name That Movie!
* Problem of Evil
* Take Your Damn Medicine
* SEXISM!

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Cara: I mean, how are we supposed to top their own? They already did a Breakfast Club Close. Yeah, there's like literally nothing I can add to this.
* Noah: You went on to not be able to afford to not take advantage of the deals that the Elliot family is offering.
* Eli: Cara's new standup special *Triggered* begins with a twenty-five minute set on why she should be able to call people "Toomey." #CancelCaraSantaMaria

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Manly Bands: Cara's Brunch with High School Friend (1:43:56)
* Hello Fresh: [Code: AWFUL 14] Better Than Using a Broken Robot (1:46:28)
* Better Help: Cara, Brain Dentist and Emmy Winner (1:48:27)
Redemption Way (GAM347)

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Redemption Way*** is the story of a supreme narcissist who learns how to love herself more than she already did because her atheist friend totally bummed her out by dying of leukemia.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if your ongoing quest to drive Cara Santa Maria insane has brought you to the Christian version of her literal medical practice over the last couple of years, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Cara: …protagonist. [Worse than Kevin Sorvo or David A. R. White.]
* Heath: …racism scene for absolutely no reason. [No reason whatsoever.]
* Eli: …McGuffin. [Literally goes into a coffin at the end.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Cara on her website, Twitter, *Talk Nerdy*, *The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe*, *Fixed That for You*, and (thanks to Eli) iLoveSkinBooks.com.
* "Redemption Way - A Faith-based Feature Film" raised $5,540 USD on IndieGogo, eleven percent of its $50,0000 goal.

### **Jokes**

* [Cara: Although, she clearly isn't an atheist either, because she says these words (because this is how Christian movies always paint out atheists—they're, like, almost Christian) because she goes "Whatever's next has got to be better than this." Sorry, that's not atheist. Atheists don't believe there's anything "next", by definition.] [Heath: Although "nothing" could be better than, you know, dying of leukemia.] [Yeah. There's a really dark atheist interpretation of that. "I look forward to the void." Werner Herzog is lying next to her in bed: "I gave her that line."]

### **Interstitials**

* Cara Meets Christian Movie Writers (7:22)
* Hot Pocket (39:50)
* Preaching Salvation at Someone's Deathbed is Unprofessional (1:09:46)

### **Tropes**

* Deathbed Conversion
* Heroes are Villains, Villains are Heroes
* RACISM!
* Reprehensible Moral Message
* This is YOUR Movie
* World Without Black People [One.]

### **Animal House Close**

* Jenny and her creepy husband adopted the *perfect* accessory for her massive head, but then sometimes it cried and shit. How could it *do* that to her?
* Heath: Leukemia kept on living its best life.
* Autumn burned in hell with Jenny's dad forever and ever, for all eternity.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Raycon: Cara has Old Guy Headphones (1:50:12)
* Better Help: Cara's Purse is Eli and Heath's Grumble Bag (1:51:45)
* FitBod: Pre-Ad Mumble Grumbles (1:53:18)
Creed of Gold (GAM103)

### Starring:

Taylor Lindsey, Ellen Lawrence, Nicholas Willeke, Vanessa Ewing, Alexander Ganahl

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

***Creed of Gold*** is the story of three plucky teens' quest to expose that the Federal Reserve is actually a private bank founded on stolen gold by Bolshevik Jews.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because if there *is* punishment in the afterlife, we're going to need a head start.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love *National Treasure*, and you have multiple frog avatar Twitter profiles, you will *love* this movie. Dave Reuben should give this movie a softball interview and then defend it on Twitter. That's what I—this movie… made me very uncomfortable. It's like sitting on the—it's the movie version of sitting on a bus next to two guys talking about how no Jews died on 9/11.

### **Best Worst**

* Noah: ...movie to not have Heath for.
* Eli: ... surprised reaction to a murderer.
* Noah: ...last second efforts to make this a Christian movie.

### **Notes**

* Noah fired the Heath impersonator.
* Did Emilia marry Mike?
* While released in 2013, *Creed of Gold* appears to have been filmed years before, 2010 or before.

### **Jokes**

* It's a real adventure... this movie, and it has a "Scooby Gang" feel to it too, throughout. Absolutely, there is no question that this is like, 'Jinkies, the Jews! Jewkies!' It's like meeting a girlfriend's dad and you're talkin' for a little while, and he starts saying the word 'Them' a lot, and you're like 'Oo, I gotta get... out of this… place.' Yeah, it was a super uncomfortable movie." (2:44)
* "Also, I *have* to point this out—okay, this is so unrelated to the movie—because he's going to need his roommate Cody, the coder (the geeky guy) to help him out here. So, we have to cut over real quick to his geeky friend doing smart geeky stuff and I just have to take a second to explain what they're doing. This is my favorite impossibly stupid indicator of what dumb people think smart people do moment in any film or TV show ever. So, it's two nerds: one of them is reading an algebraic equation to other; the other is sodering shit onto a motherboard based on this equation. Right, so he'll say 'plus X squared', and the guy will go 'Oh, okay' and he'll soder a *specific* point, on the—that's what smart people do." (45:42)

### **Interstitials**

* "Yeah, it's just, uh… all of that is true. It's kind of a family business thing." (8:46)
* Begging, bribery, threats, and seduction for Patreon supporters.(9:57)
* The Duncan Corporation [Doodly-Doo] (59:11)
* Find and Replace "Bolshevik" for "Jew" (1:12:30)

### **Tropes**

* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity
* RACISM!
* Reprehensible Moral Message
* The Most Advanced C64 Ever!
* Wake Up!

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb
The Encounter (Episode 1) - "The Heist" (GAM305)

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***The Encounter*** **(Episode 1) - "The Heist"** is barren wasteland, a twenty-five minute version of *Bottle Rocket* but without any jokes or charm—a live-action *VeggieTales* with a murder attempt.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

I believe I would call it just as bad as… I'm not going to say 9/11, but I'm not gonna say *not* 9/11. It's as bad as Glen Beck's show, that's how bad it is.

### **Best Worst**

* Dan: ...heist with entirely unclear objectives.
* Heath: ...so-called "Good Guy with a Gun."
* Jordan: ...Jesus. [Jesus doesn't open safes.]
* Eli: ...divine tactic for changing somebody's mind [Scrapbooking.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Jordan and Dan on *Knowledge Fight*.
* The episode premiered on PureFlix on 21 October 2016, and is based on *The Encounter* (2010) and *The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost* (2012). A second season (consistent with Christian production times) was released in 2020.

### **Interstitials**

* First Writers Room Meeting (7:59)
* Tom's Funeral (35:59)
* Really Need You to Focus Up Right Now (1:05:30)
* Don't Suck It Up, Heath (1:39:48) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Atheist Converts to Christianity
* Behind on the Rent
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Problem of Evil
* Secret Jesus
* The Most Advanced C64 Ever!
* Who's That Girl?

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Show on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Mint Mobile: Eli and His Nigerian Prince Friend (1:42:30)
* Magic Spoon: [CODE: GAM] Eli and Heath Have the Run of the Place (1:44:20)
* IP Vanish: Just Us Older Folks (1:46:40)
Bells of Innocence (GAM293)

### Starring:

Chuck Norris, Mike Norris, Carey Scott, David A.R. White, Marshall Teague, Scarlett McAlister

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Jordan Holmes & Dan Friesen

***Bells of Innocence*** is the story of

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because

### **Notes**

* Check out Jordan and Dan on *[Knowledge Fight]*.
* The film completed post production in December 2002, reportedly premiered (somewhere) 6 April 2003, and was released directly to VHS and DVD in May 2004. You find a bunch of sites online listing the runtime as 110 minutes, but seems to have actually been between ninety-six and ninety-seven minutes (1:32:44 plus credits).

### **Interstitials**

* Save Jonathan from Human Sacrifice (45:21)

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Mint Mobile: Big Cellphone Company (2:10:22)
* Adam and Eve: [CODE:AWFUL] Typical Shady Sex Shop (2:12:44)
* Cuts Clothing: Budweiser Frogs T-Shirt (2:14:29)
Badge of Faith (GAM229)

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

***Badge of Faith*** is the true story (except for probably all of the God shit) of a cop who gets paralysed and eventually partially recovers. I don't know…

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because if this suddenly became a true crime podcast, you'd notice.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love the miraculous healing powers of Christ of Nazareth, but… you don't want to like… *bother him*, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Noah: ...gunshot noises, both real and imagined.
* Ian: ...use of a tin can audio recording.
* Ian: …voice of God.
* Eli: ...working title. [*Kicked by Grace*]

### **Notes**

* Check out Ian on YouTube, Twitter, and his website.
* The Puzzle in a Thunderstorm motto is "Why are you making me watch this?"

### **Jokes**

* "And by the way—this is a little moment, but it's so fucking amazing because again, we've done 229 movies now—at one hour twenty-seven minutes and twenty-five seconds or so (little bit before, little bit after) there is a crowd shot of the parade: it is the single worst example of camerawork that we have ever seen on this show. We have watched—we have literally watched—cameramen *sneeze* and they kept that shot; this was worse. [Eli: Okay, so what I think is happening, and I truly—I gotta say—spiritually, I have no idea what happened to the camera in this scene.] Okay, can I throw out a fucking theory? [Eli: Oh, please do.] They let the guy that this movie was based on film one scene. [Excellent. \*laughs\* Yes, that is possible. I assume that this drone was moving sideways and *hit* someone. That is the only thing that makes this shot make sense.]” (1:39:40)

### **Interstitials**

* Dr. Alvin Theist (9:20)
* "What do you mean people still knew I got impeached? I blew up that Iraqi guy!" (1:15:09)

### **Tropes**

* Black Person is a Drug Dealer/Criminal
* Black Men Don't Have Names
* Cancer Wife/God Killed My Mom/Evil Stole My Faith
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Coincidence Treated like a Miracle
* Conspicuous American Flag
* Minority Best Friend
* Nothing Happens

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom

Episode on YouTube

* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDB
Hunter's Creed (GAM289)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Hunter's Creed*** is the story of

### **Notes**

* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, The Skeptic (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year or MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.
* The film, filmed as *Hunting God* over fourteen days between 12 March 2018 and 30 March 2018, came out on DVD and Digital on 6 October 2020, premiered on Amazon Prime on 5 January 2021, and came out on the Dove Channel on 20 January 2021.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* [Ehttps://youtu.be/VN3h0sXJDjc pisode on YouTube]
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb
Belle and the Beast: A Christian Romance (GAM235)

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

***Belle and the Beast: A Christian Romance*** (also known as ***Beauty and the Beast: A Latter-Day Tale***) is the story of a woman being turned into an unpaid servant by a guy who thinks she's less valuable than a vase.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because my wife won't be satisfied until I have "actually genetically engineer a Baby Yoda" money.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *Beauty and the Beast*, but you hate Beauty (the concept), you will *love* this movie. Look, there have been a lot of retellings of *Beauty and the Beast*—some good, some bad—but I'm gonna venture that this is the first retelling that fails to tell the story of *Beauty and the Beast*.

### **Best Worst**

* Anna: ...concept of dates.
* Noah: ...understanding of "inside."
* Eli: ...villain comeuppance.

### **Notes**

* Check out Anna's website and her album *The Ring* on CD Baby, Google Play, iTunes and the various streaming platforms.
* Summer Naomi Smart also starred in *Passage to Zarahemla* (2007)... and almost nothing else.

### **Interstitials**

* The First Writer's Meeting for *Belle and the Beast: A Christian Romance* (or *Beauty and the Beast: A Latter-Day Tale*) (8:00)
* "Please, Mr. Monkey doesn't want to die!" (48:15)
* "And you know how we atheists get when our wives die." (1:21:07)

### **Tropes**

* Alcohol=Bad Guy
* Atheist Converts to Christianity
* Awkward Kiss
* Bad Sportsing
* Behind on the Rent
* Cancer WIfe/God Killed My Mom/Evil Stole My Faith
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Giving Someone a Book/Reading Montage
* Kitchen Table
* Make Me a Sammich!
* Name That Movie!
* Neglectful/Godless/Abusive Parent
* Nothing Happens
* SEXISM!
* The [Heath Enwright] Story

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB
Assassin 33 A.D. (GAM246)

### Starring:

Jason Castro, Heidi Montag, Donny Boaz, Morgan Roberts, Geraldo Davila, Lamar Usher, Ilsa Levine, Cesar D' La Torre, Jacob Hashem, Jonny Rey Diaz

## Hosts

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Johnny Taylor

***Assassin 33 A.D.*** (supposedly also known as ***Resurrection Time Conspiracy***) is the story of how a radical group goes back in time—and decides to let Hitler live but go back further—and kill Jesus.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love quantum mechanics and obscure time travel theory, but you wish fat guy in a red hat [Josh] would take a crack at 'em, you will *love* this movie. This is the dumbest guy you know in the dumbest universe you know making a time travel movie, and I *loved* every second of it!

### **Best Worst**

* Johnny: ...bad crying.
* Heath: ...countdowns. [From 7? 6?]
* Eli: ...subtle/unsubtle hatred of Muslims.

### **Notes**

* Check out Johnny on Twitter and Instagram, as well as his albums "Bummin' with the Devil” (2018) and "Tangled Up in Plaid” (2014).
* The official trailer was apparently taken down because of a copyright claim by a third party. In 2021, the film was re-released as *Black Easter*.
* The "director's notes" on the cast (see the website) are amazing, including gems such as "Jason had never ventured into serious acting, but once he took the role as Jesus, he put 100% into it"; "I needed a real nerd to play the role of Felix. Cesar was the perfect choice. His accent is actually real."; and "I needed another bad guy to stand around and look dumb, evil and say a few lines to move the plot forward."

### **Interstitials**

* And Then the Apocalypse/Rapture Happens
* First Writer's Meeting (7:27)
* Binding and Gagging Advice (41:02)
* Sleep Typing (1:03:57) [Doodly-Doo]

### **Tropes**

* Awkward Kiss
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* RACISM!

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Trailer on YouTube
* https://youtu.be/OwcLsMI7WtY Film on YouTube]
* IMDB
Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm (GAM068)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm*** is the first of a four-part series about the End Times, that was supposed to be five parts, but I think YouTube finally rejected them for the last one. This one is the story of the Rapture and the following seven days, as told through a series of what I'm assuming were cut scenes from *Cops* and *Unsolved Mysteries*.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because no billionaires want to hate-fuck us.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love stock footage, hate lenses that haven't been smeared in Vaseline, and want to prove once and for all that that twenty-seven part video series that you ordered from Joel Olstein wasn't a waste of money, you will *love* this movie. This movie is exactly equal parts *Left Behind*, *The Atheist Delusion*, *Days of Our Lives*, and Jim Baker infomercial.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...attempt to make Schindler's List for Christian people.
* Eli: ...Canadians attempting to be American.
* Eli: ...distance between actors
* Eli: ...use of stock footage.
* Noah: ...inappropriate soundtrack.

### **Interstitials**

* Noah and Heath meet the Antichrist. (8:53)
* God wants clothes folded during the Rapture. (1:03:18)
* Helen's grandma gets Raptured. (1:05:10)

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse/Rapture Happens
* Bible Reading Montage
* Computers are Evil

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB
Jaws: The Revenge (GAM Bonus 050)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Jaws: The Revenge*** is part four of the *Jaws* tetrology. So, I guess we should catch everyone a little bit: there was a shark… okay, done—there is *still* a shark. Remember when Roy Scheider exploded a shark by shooting the tank of gas in its mouth? Well, that shark reformed like the liquid metal guy, and spent the next twelve years being angry at the Brody family. So, the shark, I guess, develops a relationship with their travel agent, finds out they're going to the Bahamas, swims from the Atlantic coast in the northeast of the United States to the Caribbean, and tries to settle the score. That's the plot of this movie.

### **Opening Phrase:**

Where each month we sample another selection from secular cinema, because we *can* go fuck ourselves.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love *Jaws*, but you love *Something's Gotta Give* more, you will *love* thi—here's what I'm convinced of: I'm convinced that Michael Caine was shooting a romantic comedy, and *Jaws: The Revenge* booked the same island as an accident in a Fyre Fest situation, and they both just made the best of it (or in this case, the worst of it), and that's the movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...best to worst for Michael Caine and Louis Gossett Junior. [*Hannah and Her Sisters* (1986) to *Jaws: The Revenge* (1987), and *An Officer and a Gentleman* (1982) to *Jaws 3-D* (1983).]
* Noah: ...plot hole explanation. ["Voodoo Shark" in the novelization.]
* Eli: …"Use the Force, Luke." [It's just a big fish: kill it with things that kill big fish.]

### **Notes**

* This film (from before shark nights movies were self-aware) shows up at number twenty-nine on the IMDb list of worst rated movies of all time, just below *Human Centipede 3* and just above *Hobgoblin*. Michael Caine accepted $500,000 for seven days of work because it was filming in somewhere warm.

### **Interstitials**

* *Just the Land* (Coming this Summer) (8:31)
* Toddler Meltdown in the Background of Every Movie (27:33) [Doodly-Doo]
* Rip and Slash meet Bro Jaws.(35:29)
* Trump Shark Interview(1:05:15)

### **Links**

* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb
2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (GAM300)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus*** is the story of a German ESL class and its teachers making an anti-Covid movie for Evangelical Christians.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie, so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *The Room*, but Tommy Wiseau's flowery Tennessee Williams-esque prose took you out of the stark realism that you so needed, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Tom: ...passionate speechifying.
* Cecil: ...Heath's girlfriend as a hacker. [Rachel?]
* Heath: ... language barrier. [Shock collar language training.]
* Eli: ...running. [Worse than Gary Busey.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Tom and Cecil on *Cognitive Dissonance* and GAM sister show *Citation Needed*.
* The poster for the film appears to just have "2025" as the title, with "The World Enslaved as a Virus" as a tag line across the top—presumably, "2025" by itself was just too generic and they tacked on the tag line as part of the title for the streaming releases.

### **Jokes**

* (25:30)
* (59:16)
* (1:09:35)

### **Interstitials**

* First Movie Meeting (9:24)
* The Tom and Cecil Cut (1:17:44)
* Eli Sucks at Transitions (1:50:23) [Post Credits]
* Poaching Morgan (1:51:15) [Post Credits]
* (1:55:29) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Boss in a Bit Part
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Wake Up!

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on Tubi
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* MasterClass: Living in Cecil's Vents (1:56:26)
* Hello Fresh: [CODE: AWFUL12] Cecil Something-Italian (1:57:49)
* Adam and Eve: [CODE:AWFUL] Not Typical Shady Sex Shop (2:00:15)
* Maytreon: (2:01:01)
* Maytreon: Stealing Tom & Cecil's Patrons (2:03:08)
* Maytreon: Tom/Heath & Cecil/Eli Maytreon Friendship Goals (Human Centipede) (2:04:41)
Mister Scrooge to See You! (GAM435)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Mister Scrooge to See You!*** (also known simply as ***Mister Scrooge to See You***) is the story of *A Christmas Carol* minus the story of that story, plus time machine, cheese, and incest, in the worst possible combination.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because the Governor hasn't called yet.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved your church's production of *A Christmas Carol* soooo much that you just *had* to make those actors improvise a sequel at gunpoint, you will *love* this movie. You made this movie, probably.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...what to get excited about if you happen to time travel into the future from the mid eighteen-hundreds to now. [eg. squeezable ketchup. But see *Time Changer* for Noah's suggestion for actual best-worst.]
* Noah: …long form names. [Timothy, not Tim; Ronald, not Ron.]
* Eli: …long tail marketing to Heath in your movie. [But siblings rather than step-siblings.]

### **Notes**

* The film was originally titled *Scrooge's Next Christmas*, and then *A Mister Scrooge to See You* on *IMDb*, and the DVD lists it as *Mister Scrooge to See You!* It was produced by a Salty Earth Pictures, 501(c)(3) non-profit (giving them a .org website address), and was filmed from 14 May 2013 to 7 June 2013 (26 days of shooting).

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: Yeah, but he's like, "All right, well I'll play along with *giving* this man half of my company, for now."] [Eli: For now!] [Noah: For *now*. But yeah, a contract that says "Until I count to 100."] [Eli: I mean, to be fair, you and Heath kind of did that with me, so I don't know how much we need to judge Timothy. \*laughing\*] [Noah: No, that's—okay, no.] [Heath: We should have given you a physical and a blood test like they do in the movie.] [Eli: You should have! It's mostly syrup.]

### **Interstitials**

* Couldn't This Be More Christian? (4:09)
* GAM Live in Orlando, Florida (5:35)
* Marley and Scrooge Couple Fight (40:17)
* Anti-Semetic Scrooge (1:05:29)

### **Tropes**

* Behind on the Rent
* Cancer Wife/God Killed My Mom/Evil Stole My Faith
* Deathbed Proselytising
* Make Me a Sammich!
* Success Is Bad

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Belle and Tim started an *OnlyFans* called "WombMates."
* Noah: Scrooge carried a 2013 disease back to 1844 that ultimately killed millions.
* Eli: William Gates had no idea how to invent the magic square he'd been given, so he burned it, in case it was a witch.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Mint Mobile: Eli's High Speed Xmas Calls (1:38:26)
* Babbel: Eli Does Not Use Babbel (1:40:12)
* Aura Frames: [CODE: AWFUL] Meema & Max (1:41:45)
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (GAM062)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enright

Eli Bosnick

***Expelled*** is the story of how Big Science has a glaring data-centric bias. More importantly, it's about the anti-Semitic finches that started the Holocaust.

### **Opening Phrase:**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because at some point, we all got no no hugs.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love Michael Moore movies, but you hate how factual and fair they are, you will *love* this movie. This movie is the equivalent of shitting yourself while thinking that someone else is embarrassed; like, you have shit filling your pants, and you're like "You look super silly right now." If I had fully blacked up and gone outside to argue with Andy about his ring of boys, that is the equivalent of this movie.

### **Notes**

* Recorded live in Manchester, England at QED 2016.
* The *Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (full movie) - YouTube* version lacks the fifteen second clip of John Lennon's "Imagine" from the theatrical release that Yoko Ono and EMI sued over.

### **Interstitials**

* *Repelled* (6:10)
* "Can I come out as a chimney sweep for our QED live show?" (42:21)

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB
Brigham City (GAM319)

### Starring:

Richard Dutcher, Matthew A. Brown, Wilford Brimley, Carrie Morgan, Jongiorgi Enos, Tayva Patch

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

### Special Guest

Cara Santa Maria

***Brigham City*** is the story of Wilfred Bromley's mustache… and a murder, or something.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because we just can't help it.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you like watching grown men ugly-cry while choking down flesh-bread, you will love this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Cara: ...quickdraw. [Assembling a gun.]
* Noah: ...red herrings. [A whodunit with no clues.]
* Heath: ...bread. [Wonder® Bread for communion.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Cara on her website, Twitter, *Talk Nerdy*, *The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe*, *Fixed That for You*, and (thanks to Eli) iLoveSkinBooks.com.
* Writer, director, and star Richard Dutcher (also of *God's Army*) is apparently now an ex-mormon.

### **Interstitials**

* First Writer's Meeting (6:23)
* Reading the Book of Mormon (49:50)
* Dumbass Beer Bottle Plan (1:16:00)
* Accents: Diabeetus (1:53:45) [Post-Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Addicted to Porn
* Alcohol=Bad Guy
* A World Without Black or Brown People
* Boss in a Bit Part
* ~~Christians~~ Mormons Don't Know How the World Works
* Disappointing ~~Christian~~ Mormon Celebrity
* GO FUCK YOURSELF!
* Looks LIke...
* Make Me a Sammich!
* Not ~~Christian~~ Mormon Enough
* Problem of Evil

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Somebody spoke first after the *really* long Wonder Bread weeping, and that person got in trouble.
* Cara: Wes hires a new sheriff's deputy, and forgets to run a background check *again*. Ruh-roh!
* Noah: The ACLU went on to sue Wes for pretty much everything he'd ever done.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Adam and Eve: [CODE: AWFUL] Brainstorming Slogans ft. Lucinda (1:56:18)
* Raycon: Drowning Out Small-Town Georgians ft. Lucinda (1:57:50)
* Cuts Clothing: Analysis of the Ad Copy ft. Lucinda (1:59:04)
The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde (GAM236)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde*** is the story of a prepper compound during the End Times (maybe) and they use their Christianity to survive attacks by Islamic militants… in Texas… and a demon, who of course is a demon of color. So, let me try this one more time: we watched *Republican Wet Dream: The Movie*.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because there is a non-zero chance that after November all of our lives are going to depend on our ability to fein evangelical Christianity—a familiarity with Kurt Cameron's filmography could save your fucking life.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *AmeriGeddon*, but it was too action-packed and fact-based, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...actor name. [Jordan DragonKing]
* Noah: ...character list on IMDB.
* Eli: ...plot strand.

### **Notes**

* Recorded live at the Hudson Theater in Los Angeles, CA on 15 February 2020 (8:00 PM – 10:00 PM PST).
* This movie is a sad window into being the son of Chuck Norris.

### **Interstitials**

* The First Writer's Meeting for *The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde* (10:19)
* "Okay everybody, gather round." (40:38)
* Dagon's Performance Review (55:20) [Doodly-Doo]
* "They've become soulless zombies, and someone needs to put their bodies to rest!" (1:17:32)

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse/Rapture Happens
* Angry Yelling at God
* Bible Reading Montage
* Black Person is a ~~Drug Dealer/Criminal~~ Demon
* Boss in a Bit Part
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Conspicuous American Flag
* Crazy Billionaire Money
* GO FUCK YOURSELF!
* Jingly Keys!
* Name That Movie!
* Not Christian Enough
* RACISM!

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB