Of Metal and Kats (A SWAT Kats episode)

Plot: After Chance throws a tantrum at the mechanical school. He acts like a dog.

### CAST:

Razor - Barry Gordon

T-Bone - Charles Adler

Callie Briggs - Tress MacNeille

Commander Feral - Gary Owens

Mayor Manx - Jim Cummings

Guest Cast:

Mac Mange - Neil Ross

Molly Mange - April Winchell

David Litterbin - John Byner

Supporting Cast:

Ann Gora - Candi Milo

Teacher - April Winchell

Principal - Neil Ross

Nick - Barry Gordon

Nick's wife - Charles Adler

Man on TV - Barry Gordon

Male mob #1 - Frank Welker

Male mob #2 - Rob Paulsen

Female mob - Charles Adler

Enforcer #1 - Barry Gordon

Enforcer #2 - Neil Ross

Enforcer #3 - Jeff Bennett

### Act One

**Enforcer 1#:**

**Enforcer 2#:**

**Enforcer 3#:**

**Enforcer 1#:**

**Enforcer 2#:**

**Enforcer 1#:**

**Enforcer 3#:**

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**Jake:**(yawns)

**TV announcer:**Coming up next, It's an 80-hour Scaredy Kat Marathon! Right here on Channel 12......

(Jake turns off TV)

**Chance:**What the -

**Jake:**Guess what, Chancey-Boy? Today we're going to Mechanical school, So you're coming with me.

**Chance:**(whine) But, Jake. I wanna watch an 80-hour Scaredy Kat Marathon on Channel 12. And announcer says that it's on now!

**Jake:**(sighs) Now look, Chance. I'm in charge of my garage, and I'm taking care of it! 'Cause the answer is no!

**Chance:**But-

**Jake:**No buts! You have to come with me!

**Chance:**

(walking the Mechanical School)

(at Mechanical School)

**Jake:**Well, Chance. This is a hallway. And these are lockers where you can put on. It's an easier saying that it's done while packing these things.

**Teacher:**

**Jake:**Hey, teach! (shake hand) The name's Jake, Jake Clawson. and this is my dog who eats his homework.

(Chance eating his homework)

**Teacher:**Hey, what are you doing?! Bad dog! Give me that!

(at classroom)

**Teacher:**Of all the

**Chance:**(imitating Muttley snickers while grabbing a tv cart, then turns on a tv and watch Scaredy-Kat)

**Teacher:**Hey! What are ya doing?! I said no TV! Give me it right now! Give it to me or else you're suspended!

**Chance:**You can't have it! It's mine! Mine mine mine mine mine!

**Jake:**You know what can I say, teach? I think I can handle this.

**Teacher:**(growls) Give me that stupid Television ya stupid mutt! (turns off a tv and snatches a TV cart) There!

**Chance:**You can't hand it to me like that! It's mine! (punches a chalkboard) (pounds fists) You can't destroy that Scaredy-Kat! I wanna watch Scaredy-Kat! I want Scaredy-Kat! I want Scaredy-Kat! (screams while bangs his chest) Roooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawrrr!!!!

**Teacher:**

**Jake:**Just calm down a bit, teach. That's how I said, I can handle it.

**Chance:**(screams) Raaaawr!! (punches a chalkboard again)

**Teacher:**(gasps) Aargh! That's it! Into the principal's office! NOW!

(at principal's office)

**Principal:**Now look you two. I'm very disappointed today and that's finally that!

**Jake:**(upset)But, principal, I the teacher didn't give me an F on it, I saw my buddy, Chance who's got crazier than I am!

**Chance:**(growls) Bark bark bark bark bark!

**Jake:**Whoa whoa! Easy now- Chance! Slow down! Heel! Heel!

**Principal:**(scared) Aiiyeeee! (angry) That's It! You're suspended! Forever!

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(while walking back to Jake and Chance's garage)

**Jake:**Since your teacher and your principal said no. We need to talk!

**Chance:**(whine) But you don't have to understand that. You said if the teacher and principal said that I may watch an 80-hour Scaredy Kat marathon on TV!

(inside Jake and Chance's garage)

**Jake:**As much of my mind, I

**Chance:**(fingers to cover ears) Blah blah blah blah blah blaaah! Can't hear ya! La la la la la la laaaa! (Jake hits Chance) Ai-yee!

**Jake:**(angry) Excuse me, Chance?! I'm keep talking right here, right now!

**Chance:**(imitating Muttley) Sassafras ya rowl rowl Grrrrrrrrr! (barking)

**Jake:**Hey, what are ya do- Chance! Calm down here! Heel! Heel! (clap hands) All right! Sit! (Chance sits like a dog) Turn around! (Chance turns around) Hop! (Chance pounce like a dog) And roll it over! (Chance rolls over) Good Boy! (pats Chance)

**Chance:**(panting) Bark bark bark bark bark!

**Jake:**(giggles) Man, Looks like you need a food, you need anything to drink. Then I guess you want some Kat-Nips. Mmmm It's irresistible and guaranteed Kat shapes! Kat shaped! Get it? (giggles)

**Chance:**Oh boy! Kat-Nips! Yummy in my tummy! Cowabungaaa! (gobbles a box full of Kat-Nips)

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(at Mechanical School)

**Male Mob #1:**

**Male Mob #2:**

**Female Mob:**

**Male Mob #3:**

**Principal (in Mac's voice):**You see.....I'm the only one who sends them to the office and got suspended immediately!

**Teacher (in Molly's voice):**Yeah, Time to put the SWAT Kats an F stamp once it for all!

**Teacher and Principal:**(evil laughs)

### Act Two

(Klaxon blares)

**Callie:**Hey, SWAT Kats!

**Jake:**Yeah, Miss Briggs?

**Callie:**I need your help! The Metallikats are at a mechanical school, they're gonna destroy

**Jake:**That's

**Callie:**

**Jake:**Etcetera etcetera etcetera.....Good, 'cause we're on our way! Ready to kick some of these Metaliklutz tails? SWAT Kats! To the jet!

(they changed to SWAT Kat uniforms)

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**Razor:**(smells some fresh air) Aaaah.....Smells that fresh air! Ain't we, T-Bone? T-Bone?

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**Feral:**Now, look here you failure kats! This is Megakat City, and there will be no dogs allowed in the entire world!

**Razor:**You look here, Feral! This is our Turbokat, And he's a total trustworthy mutt!

**Feral:**But I do not about this stupid mutt!

(T-Bone angry growls like a dog and barks)

SCENE END

(walking in the street)

**Razor:**You see. The teacher's giving an F. and it missed it. From now on, Mayor's in charge of that Callie once it a while, And it certainly does that Feral's job. (T-Bone stops and sniffs a fire hydrant) (offscreen) T-Bone, Come on already! (keeps walking) As usual, Callie's taking a terrific care of business for Mayor in a meantime. My own chances to bring me some of these latest copies of Kit LePurr in a bookstand. It can only could work, just in case!

(in the park)

**Nick's wife:**Look at the guy who's playing a pooch, Nick.

**Nick:**(scoffs) Man, It figures.

**Razor:**Hey, look! Me and my mutt, T-Bone are playing in here.

**Nick:**That's nice. It's been swell. But I suggest that you are so talented as much as you could.

**Razor:**You could say it. I'm gonna give it a try. Now swish!

(T-Bone bites a frisbee)

**Razor:**Good, boy!

**Nick:**See? I told you he's good at being a mutt trainer.

**Nick's wife:**And that's why he is a cutest mutt in the entire city.

**Nick:**Sounds like a mutt who's very talented if you ask me.

**Razor:**

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**Razor:**(gasps) Wow! I can't wait to (drives a car)

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**Molly:**Well well well....Looks like you feel down a bit, ain't it,

**Mac:**Don't go anywhere 'til we need something to discuss about!

**Razor:**(offscreen) Hold it!

**The Metallikats:**Aaaaagh! It's the SWAT Kats! Back so soon, eh?

**Razor:**Yeah, we are!

**T-Bone:**(growls)

**Mac:**We'll see about that! Argh!

**Razor:**Yaa! (blows a raspberry)

**Mac:**Molly, Get this stupid mutt outta the private area!

**Molly:**Coming, Mac!

**T-Bone:**Bark bark! (licks at Razor and Callie's cheeks)

**Razor / Callie:**(laughs)

**Razor:**Ooh, That T-Bone is such a total mutt boy.

**Callie:**Good puppy, T-Boy! (pats T-Bone) Does any one else want some of these Kat-Nips? It's your favorite.

**T-Bone:**Roh, roy! Ri rove rit! Ruff ruff Riff raff! (munches Kat-nips)

**Callie:**See, Razor? He loves it this much.

**Razor:**Yeah. Well I guess we better get on a ride the car right away! Now let's get

**Mac:**Oooooh! That did it! That did it!

**Molly:**

SCENE END

(Razor drives a car)

**Razor / Callie:**(laughs)

**Razor:**Man,

**Callie:**

**Razor:**Yeah. It sounds like we are

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### Act Three

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**Razor:**So, Callie. Wanna go back to the garage and watch my favorite show?

**Callie:**Love to.

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(Back at Jake and Chance's garage, Jake is watching his favorite show called "David Litterbin Show" with Callie and Chance)

**David Litterbin:**Remember, folks. I've got a better question. Isn't true that a canine lives in Megakat City?

**Man on TV:**(voice over) I don't know. I'll try to find the answer right.

**Jake:**Ooooh, I can't believe that David Litterbin was our biggest fan.

**Callie:**Trust me, Jake. You're my generous.

**Jake:**Yeah. (snap his finger) Chance! Bring me the latest copy of Kit LePurr magazines!

**Chance:**Comin' right up!

**David Litterbin:**I know the answer. Right? See. There are no canines allowed in Megakat City?

**Chance:**(annoyed) Didn't you notice that exactly watch that show called "David Litterbin", will ya?! I show that to a booted one! Change it to Scaredy Kat right now! David Litterbin was super irritating!

**Jake:**(annoyed) Chance, Relax! (happy) He is a star of a show inside of a television! He loves us!

**Jake / Callie:**(laughs)

**Chance:**(not amused) I wish Scaredy Kat is here on television...Roh roy..(munches his Kat-Nips)