Ban vs Deadpool

Ban vs Deadpool is the fourteenth episode of Fiction V. Fiction, featuring Ban from ***Seven Deadly Sins*** and Deadpool from ***Marvel***.

## Interlude

A type of a healing factor isn't too rare in the world of fiction. But sometimes a healing factor can make certain characters seem like they're impossible to kill.

Ban

the Fox Sin of Greed from Seven Deadly Sins

And

Deadpool

the Merc with a Mouth from Marvel

I'm Aipom and today I'm here to determine who between these two characters could win a match of Fiction V. Fiction.

## Ban

(Cue: Opening 2 nanatsu no taizai (MAN WITH A MISSION - Seven Deadly Sins))

Born in a bottom of the barrel town of thievery called Ravens, Ban lived in a house with an abusive father and a drinking mother. Even when Ban would sleep, his father would kick him in the stomach. Ban lived by stealing food for him and his parents, constantly being chased and beaten by those he stole from until eventually getting caught and locked behind bars in the Aberdeen Prison. In his cell, he was locked up with a man named Zhivago, who was the first person to ever show Ban kindness. Ban and Zhivago escaped the prison together and lived in Zhivago's hideout. The two bonded with each other but when Ban eventually returned home, his father beat him until he puked for not bringing them anything to eat and kicked him out if the house. A lady he met soon after pretended to be nice to Ban, only to kidnap and trade him away to an Aristocrat who likes to torture and kill kids like Ban. Luckily for Ban, Zhivago saves Ban when unknowingly robbing the cart the lady had him on. Zhivago takes in Ban and acts like the father Ban never had. He taught Ban how to steal and told him about the Fountain of Youth, the thieves holy grail. The two agreed to steal something one morning but because Zhivago was late, Ban decided to steal what they were gonna steal together by himself to make Zhivago proud, but he ended up getting caught and beaten. When Zhivago gets to where they were gonna meet, he saw Ban getting beaten up but overhears that people are hunting a young werefox, which turned out to be Zhivago's actual son. Zhivago had to make the tough choice on who to save, but he runs for his son, crying the whole time and hating himself for not being able to help Ban when he was the only one Ban trusted. Ban did survive and when the two met up again, Ban felt like he lost the only person that felt like a true parent as Zhivago walked out of his life. Years later, Ban is searching for the Fountain of Youth and finds the forest it was located in, as well as the Saint of the Forest, Elaine, who kept tossing Ban away from the forest. The forest keeps protecting Ban however and when Elaine finally tells him that if he took the Fountain of Youth, the forest would die. And just like any thief would, he gave up on stealing it. Though Ban did stay in the forest and grew a relationship with Elaine and loved her, and then a red demon attacked the forest and killed them both, but Elaine tricks Ban into drinking the Fountain of Youth and turned him immortal and causing him to live on and kill the demon, while losing the second person he cared about.

Poor guy can't catch a break. Ban took the name Ban the Unkillable due to him being unkillable. Several years later, Ban endes up inprissioned again and executed 33 times until a man named Meliodas came and said he had come to free him, where Ban couldn't care less. Meliodas said he would kick Ban out himself, which he actually did, through a wall. Because of the rush, Ban actually agreed to come with Meliodas to beat him in a fight and joined Meliodas in the Seven Deadly Sins, becoming the Fox Sin of Greed.

Being a member of the Seven Deadly Sins, Ban has is own weaponed called a Sacred Treasure, his Courechouse. The Courechouse is a staff that can split up as a four-piece nunchuck. Courechouse fully draws out all of Ban's power and it can lengthen and distort its chain angle, letting Ban attack from any angle for any opponent over a large distance at extremely high speeds. By saying "Sacred Treasure Release", Ban can raise his physical and mental capabilities.

Though Courechouse isn't the only thing up Ban's sleeve. Ban has an ability called Snatch. Snatch allows Ban to steal things from others from a distance. Though he can steal more than just weapons. Ban can steal abilities and physical abilities like strength or speed. And later on when Ban was dealing with the Demon King, Ban was able to enhance Snatch, allowing him to give his own power and strength to others, healing and strengthening them. While normally giving someone their healing would drain someone's life force, Ban's immortality doesn't cause his life force to be drained.

Ban has several techniques with Snatch. Physical Hunt allows him to steal his opponents strength and speed for a time and Fox Hunt let's him swifty grab hold of an object and pull it towards him by using Courechouse. Banishing Kill pulls himself over a distance to deliver a near instantaneous and fatal slash. Assult Hunt thrusts Ban foward and beheads anyone in his path, and Hunter Fest steals the physical strength of every living creature within a hundred foot radius, though it has a limit and could even make him incapable of doing something as simple as walking if the limit is set. Zero Sign makes Ban invisible and undetectable, possibly stealing someone's perception of him. Crazy Hunt extracts vital organs from multiple enemies and finally Crazy Rush is where Ban attacks multiple enemies in a single moment, no matter the distance.

Given Ban's Snatch ability and fights with Meliodas, Ban is a force to be wreakened with. He's punched Meliodas through 6 concrete walls with his base strength, destroyed an entire prison by arm wrestling with Meliodas, killed a Red Demon, and casually destroyed Bastee dungeon with Meliodas alongside it's barrier when 10 tyrant dragons couldn't (which just one could level a town) without snatching any strength, a feat worth 10,000 tons of TNT. He's traded blows with Meliodas and the Demon King when he was fused with Meliodas, when no one else could let alone scratch him.

Ban is more than capable of moving so fast that he couldn't be seen and keep up with the other sins like Diane and Meliodas, who've reflected Gilthunder's lightning. Ban has even outsped Meliodas and the Demon King, without needing to use Snatch to boost his speed.

Ban's healing factor gives him insane durability. He's survived being bashed through stone walls and brushed it off, acted like nothing happened after getting impaled by King's Chastiefol, brushed off being used to shatter a stone structure, was in the middle of the Bastee Dungeon being destroyed, as well as also always tanking hits from Meliodas due to how much they fight, who's on pare with Ban in almost every way. His healing factor can also heal any wounds almost automatically, from minor wounds to broken bones and even several impalements

Ban is pretty smart too, especially in thievery and combat. He knows how to cleverly and accurately use Snatch to even steal a knight's teeth without him knowing. He's even capable of sneaking past the Ten Commandments. He can take a large amount of punishment and dish it back out and with his healing factor. He also knows how to cook. He's taken on demons, fellow sins, Holy Knights, and even the Demon King.

Though as previously mentioned, Ban has a limit to how much he strength and speed he can Snatch. And if he steals a weapon with Snatch, the weapon doesn't keep it's ability. So if a spear could shoot lightning and if Ban uses Snatch to steal it, it'll just work like a regular spear. And Ban's healing factor causes him to not really focus on avoiding attacks and be incredibly laid back, usually just prefer to take hits instead. And while Ban's physical body can keep on healing, his soul can still be damaged and if someone could hurt his soul, they could kill him. Ban's healing factor can also be overwhelmed if hit with a strong enough attack.

But despite all the lost, the pain, and the emotional damage Ban has gone through, Ban met Zhivago one more time and didn't blame him for trying to save his own son instead of Ban. Zhivago even saved Ban's life by sacrificing his own soul for Ban. And the end of the story, Ban was able to bring Elaine back to life by sacrificing his own immortality, his sins of greed being atoned for. Now after regrowing the forest, marrying Elaine, and having a kid of his own, Ban has finally found a family with Elaine and the Seven Deadly Sins.

(Cue: Seven Deadly Sins | Ban vs Pump)

## Deadpool

(Cue: Teamheadkick - Deadpool Rap (Movie Version))

Deadpool. A character that almost everyone can recognize. But who was Deadpool? Well before Deadpool was Deadpool, he was a man named Wade Wilson. Wade's past is basically a mystery, even to him. Sometimes he says that his father left before he was born and he was beaten by his mother until he beat her when he became an adult, sometimes he says that his mother died when he was five and his father was an army officer and became abusive, but tried to get his act together only to get shot by one of Wade's friends. Then Wade said that his father actually told bad jokes and abandoned him and his mother, who turned to humor, alcohol, and home shopping networks as a coping mechanism. That made Wade believe he had ran away so his mother wouldn't need to spend the little amount of money left on him. Though eventually it was figured out that his parents still lived together in the far away land of Canada and kept Wade's room how it was, he just didn't recognize the house, his parents, or his room when he came back as an adult. Wade had joined the U.S. Army Special Forces but got kicked out for not following orders that conflicted with his moral code. But thanks to his military record, Wade was invited to join a a group of CIA-sponsored mercenary assassins. Though one day, Wade was diagnosed with cancer. On that day, Wade had completely given up on life, stopped taking his chemotherapy, and dumped his girlfriend. But then, it seemed like a miracle had bestowed Wade. He was picked up by Department K. Department K had injected Wade with a healing factor that was exactly Wolverine's healing, curing Wade of cancer but making him look like a sunburnt meatball. Department K eventually traded him to Hospice and that's when Wade found out Department K was disguised as a miracle. Hospice used Wade as a labrat, just like every other of Hospice's patients. They placed bets of each other for how long they would live, calling them deadpools. Eventually, Wade escaped Hospice and took the advice of the other patients and took on his new name, Deadpool!

When he escaped, Deadpool kept up the mercenary gig, and what mercenary wouldn't be complete without any weapons?

Deadpool: A very bad one, I can tell you that much.

Exactly- Wait a minute.

Deadpool: Indeed it is! The one, the only, the sexy, me!

.... Get the fuck out! I'm not sinking this low!

Deadpool: Oh come on, don't act like you haven't done this before. Remember, with the digital girl that's from a game totally made for kids.

Monika: Did someone mention me?

Okay, both you get out of here! Ahem! As you all can tell, Deadpool can is well aware he's a character in a comic book, even talking to the writers and giving them the Continuity Gem. It's not really known why Deadpool can do this. It likely comes from his insanity and broken mind. It would explain why he can't get his own backstory right.

But back to his weapons. He has katanas, pistols, grenades, machine guns (Koch MP5K, Colt M16A1, Franchi SPAS 12, M-60, RPG-7, Milkor Multiple Grenade Launcher, and M61 Vulcan), bombs, rocket launchers, a matter disintegration gun, a teleportation belt, bolas, sais, a holographic image inducer, wrist gauntlets, hammers, shotguns, flashbang grenades, bear traps, landmines, bows and arrows, a Hulk fist arrow, pulse rifles, portable dubstep cannon, time gun machine, smoke bombs, sleeping bombs, timed bombs, nuclear warheads, c-4, neural destructor nets, wires, grappling hook guns, a suitcase bomb, binoculars, a motorcycle, sonic bombs, bolas, shurrikens, exploding shurrikens, escrama sticks, a bo staff, a chainsaw, poison and sleeping gases, laser guns, laser cannons, tranquilizer darts, rocket launchers, bazookas, axes, rail guns, degeneration beam, insect swarm grenades, taser wires, constricting bolas, universal acid, his own limbs, and bug spray.

Deadpool: Hey, don't leave out my trusty magic bag to hold all my beautifully destructive toys and of course the good ol' Carbondanium sword! This baby can take care of those pesky healing factors infecting your home. Go to www.deadpool.com to pick up one of your own for $19.99! Disclaimer, Deadpool Corps is not liable for any lost limbs, lives, or money.

This really is the botton of the barrel. Anyways, Deadpool also gained abilities that may or may not have been from the experiments done to him at Hospice. He's immuned to almost all chemicals, immuned to all diseases, has an immunity to mind manipulation, soul resistance, and possession resistance.

He's strong enough to tug around a 6 ton helicopter, kick people through walls, taken on Hercules, Captain America, and Daredevil in three seconds, smashed Punisher into a car, been able to kill Spider-Man and harm Carnage with his weapons, can create miniature shockwaves when punching, can lift up to 800 lbs, can rip hearts out, injured Iron Fist, rip off zombie heads, pummeled a Skrull to death, can snap someone's neck with two fingures, restrained Wolverine with one hand, kicked down steel doors, can slice apart robots, dispatched Tiger Shark with a single kick, once battled Hed Hulk, defeated Hulk, injured Wolverine, sent Spider-Man flying, can damage Cable, beat the stuffing out of Crossbones, hurt Kitty Pride with a shoryuken, knocked Taskmaster out with one punch, have beaten down Wolverine.

He's dodged projectiles from Bullseye, easily dodged gunfire, dodged point-blank gunfire from machine guns, avoided laser fire, dodged a close-range rifle and confronted the shooter before the bullet hit a wall, can disarm someone before they have a chance to react, can avoid attacks from a more-than-usual pissed off Juggernaut and Hulk, dodged and disarmed Captain America, dodged a 3-ton teddy bear from falling on him while his bones were broking, reacted to a RPG, dodged blows from Punisher, evaded attacks from the Fantastic Four (which we already know that Mr. Fantastic can dodge meteorites moving up to 160,000 mph), outran a plane, can tag Spider-Man (who we know is comparable to Miles in speed, who's dodged lasers), and has dodged Surge's lightning, Domino's sniper bullets and Cyclops' Optic Blasts all at the same time.

He's survived fighting Red Hulk, completely regenerated from a hand, been melted into a puddle, was fine after getting hit by a rocket, has been impaled by an elephant's tusk, survived getting stomped on by a zombie t-rex and then a satellite crashing on them both and was completely fine afterwards, could regenerate from ashes, was a-okay after Luke Cage crushed his skull, can tank Storm's lightning, got the shit beaten out of him by zombie Abraham Lincoln, survived a punch from Hulk twice, had a skyscraper collapse on him, was just annoyed by a pissed off Captain America nailing him with his shield, tanked a punch from Watcher, got rammed through a building by the Minotaur, had been impaled by a chainsaw, survived being consumed by Venom, came back to life with his heart ripped out, was perfectly fine after a point-black grenade blast, got his brain destroyed by Cable and was perfectly fine, was able to regenerate after being desintegrated by Cable, could regenerate from being diced meat, and survived a fight with Squirrel Girl.

He's unpredictable enough that Taskmaster can't predict his next move, skilled enough to get through an obstacle course for Iron Man suits, killed 8 trained soldiers before they could reacts, defeated Bone Claw James Howlett twice, could sneak up on Daredevil, flipped a quarter fast enough it worked like a bullet through Santa's head, had a flawless victory against Domino, resisted the Carnage symbiot, created Deadpool Corps, infiltrated Latveria and defeated 12 Doombots, defeated 100 ninjas while on the phone, tagged a dragonfly with a rock, defeated Wolverine and Hulk, knows how to use Captain America's shield, saved the multiverse against an alternative Deadpool (one that killed a Marvel Universe), nearly killed all Ultimatum members, saved disco thanks to the help of Dazzler, survived being trapped for 800 years all alone while keeping his sense of humor, made the Vemon symbiote insane, brought sever heroes back to life in Battleworld, was hired by S.H.I.E.L.D. to neutralize opposition to the Superhuman Registration Act during Civil War, has resurrected himself on multiple occasions thanks to his healing factor, and fought off Norman Osborne's Thunderbolts.

Deadpool: Hey, don't forget that I've been in X-Men, Avengers Unity Division, Thunderbolts, Heroes for Hire, and most importantly, X-Force! Oh! And that I killed the entirety of Marvel Universe and it's 100% canon!

Okay, Deadpool. How about this? You enjoy talking so much so if you win, I'll let you explain why you so rightfully won?

Deadpool: Well I'm no betting man... Oh, who am I kidding! You're on, monkey man! I'll see you when I'm crowned victories! Until then, chow on chimichangas for now!

Monkey man- what? Anyways, Deadpool is obviously without his flaws. He's mentally insane and often talks to the voices in his head. His teleportation belt also can malfunction at times and he's overconfident. Weirdly enough though, having cancer is what's keeping him alive. Because the healing factor is replacing the cancer cells, his body would deform more and eventually explode. He weirdly has a fear of cows and chickens, as well as being truly alone. And while his healing factor can bring him back from practically anything, it often needs time to fully regenerate, sometimes taking hours. His healing factor also makes him overconfident so he feels like he never have to avoid attacks and instead, just heal.

But despite his flaws and going back and forth on what side he's on while annoying almost everyone he works with, Deadpool has shown that deep down, he's still a human with enough morals not to take any innocent lives. It's still questionable on where he lands sometimes but if you ever need a merc with a mouth, you know exactly who to get the job done.

Deadpool: DEADPOOL!

(Cue: DEADPOOL death by zamboni clip)

## Fight

(Cue: Boar Hat Tavern Theme - Seven Deadly Sins/Nanatsu No Taizai)

(The Boar Hat sits on a hill top over a big town in front of it, and a forest surrounding the tavern)

(Deadpool walks into the busy Boar Hat and sits at the front bar with a piece of paper)

(Meliodas walks up to Deadpool from behind the counter)

Meliodas: Welcome to the Boar Hat. What would you like?

Deadpool: I'll take the chef's best!

Meliodas: Alright, one Roasted Sand Crawler. We're a little busy so it may take a bit.

Deadpool: Oh that's fine, it'll be better when it's not crowded.

(After some time, the tavern empties out and Deadpool had his meal)

Deadpool: Oh, that was wonderful! I would just love to give my condolences to the chef. If fact, I'll do so right now. Don't worry, it'll just be real quick. Won't even notice I'm there.

(Deadpool climbs over the counter and falls onto the floor before getting up and heading to the kitchen)

(Ban is in the back cooking, and stops when he sees Deadpool barge in)

Deadpool: Ban! Buddy! I just wanna say that you did such a great job with that whatever it was you made that I could just kiss ya!

Ban: You know you're not suppose to be back here, pal?

Deadpool: Oh I know, but I just wanted to pay you in person. I don't have the money now because the wallet ruins the suit, but I can pay you in your reward money.

(Deadpool slams Ban's wanted poster onto the table)

Ban: So you know that's me? Well you would also know we're not wanted anymore.

Deadpool: Yeah, yeah, I read the book.

(Deadpool pulls out volume 13 of Seven Deadly Sins and shows it to Ban before tossing it aside)

Deadpool: But we need some way to kick off this battle, now don't we, writer?

Ban: So there's no trying to convince you otherwise?

Deadpool: Not a chance!

Ban: Alright then. I'll consider this throwing you o-

(As Ban is talking, Deadpool kicks Ban in the stomach, sending him outside a window)

(Cue: Nanatsu No Taizai Perfect Time Instrumental Cover)

FIGHT!

Deadpool: Haha! Looks more like I kicked you out!

(Ban gets up and pulls out his Courechouse as it splits up into four pieces as Deadpool pulls out two pistols)

(Before Deadpool could shoot, Ban slings Courechouse and it wraps around Deadpool's waist)

(Ban swings Deadpool out of the Boar Hat and down the hill into the town)

(Deadpool tumbles down the hill as Courechouse collapses back into a staff)

Ban: That was simple.

(Ban turns around and Deadpool teleports behind him in the air and shoots Ban in the back of the head)

(Ban turns around as Deadpool kicks him several times before uppercutting him)

Deadpool: Shuriken!

(While Ban was sent into the air, Deadpool shoots him several times with his pistols)

(Ban lands on his back as Deadpool runs out of bullets)

(He reloads as Ban gets up and his healing factor removes the bullets)

(Deadpool aims his guns back at Ban, but Ban uses Snatch to take his pistol)

Ban: What is this thing?

(Ban looks at the pistol as Deadpool pulls out a machine gun)

(Ban looks back at Deadpool as he starts firing at Ban, saying "Bang" repeatedly)

(Ban walks towards Deadpool as the bullets pierces his body until getting up close to Deadpool)

Deadpool: Bang?

(Ban strikes Deadpool with Courechouse and sends him flying)

(Deadpool teleports onto the Boar Hat and shoots Ban in the back)

(He turns around, only for Deadpool to teleport again)

(He constantly shoots Ban while teleporting around once Ban finds him)

(Eventually, Deadpool teleports behind Ban and points a machine gun to the back of his head)

Deadpool: Tell me about the rabbits, George.

(He pulls the trigger, only for the gun to not have any ammo left)

Deadpool: Oh come on!

(Ban reaches behind himself and grabs Deadpool's head before throwing him down the hill)

(Deadpool pulls out his grappling hook gun and shoots the hook through Ban's leg)

Ban: What's this thing?

Deadpool: Yoink!

(He pulls the wire to drag Ban down the hill with him, before beginning to tumble)

(The two tumble down the hill until reaching the bottom at the edge of the town)

(Both of them pushes themselves up and Ban grabs the hook)

(Before he could pull it out, Deadpool tugs on the wire again, causing Ban to fly towards him)

(Deadpool pulls out one of his katanas and slashes Ban across the shoulder as he flies past)

(Ban lands on the ground as Deadpool pulls Ban towards himself again)

(This time, Ban kicks Deadpool in the head as he's sent flying to him)

(He bounces back before ripping the hook out of his leg as he lands)

Deadpool: Owww. That hurt!

(Ban lunges at Deadpool with Courechouse as a staff)

(Deadpool quickly pulls out his other katana and clashes with Courechouse)

Ban: Okay bud. Who're you?

Deadpool: I'm Batman!

(Deadpool teleports behind Ban and slashes him several times in the back)

(Ban falls fowards as Deadpool strikes, but he uses Courechouse to strike the ground and land back on his feet)

(Quickly turning around, Courechouse splits into four pieces as Ban strikes Deadpool several times hacking off Deadpool's right arm)

Deadpool: Not my jerky arm! You monster!

(As Ban swings Courechouse again, but Deadpool blocks with his katana)

(The katana breaks as Courechouse strikes if)

(He throws the broken blade at Ban, with what's left of the blade piercing Ban's face)

(As Ban takes the broken katana out from his head, Deadpool picks up his severed arm, which still hangs onto the other katana)

Deadpool: Have at thee!

(Ban laughs a bit as Courechouse transformers back into a staff)

Ban: You're a weird one, I'll give you that.

(Deadpool swings his katana as Ban counters with Courechouse)

(The two clash weapons until Ban thrusts Courechouse foward, impaling Deadpool in the stomach)

(Ban reals back Courechouse before swinging it into Deadpool's side)

(But Deadpool teleports before Courechouse made contact with him)

Ban: Same trick?

(Ban turns around as Courechouse splits into four pieces, striking part of the hill behind himself thinking Deadpool would appear there)

(He only hits the hill, without Deadpool being there)

Ban: So he's not there?

(Ban looks around, wondering where Deadpool had gone to)

Ban: Hey! Come on out here!

(Deadpool teleports above Ban with his arm reattached, landing while chopping off Ban's right arm)

(Ban's arm falls onto the ground as Deadpool tries to slice off Ban's other arm)

Deadpool: Maximum effort!

(But Ban blocks with Courechouse, then wrapd it around Deadpool's waste before tossing him into the town)

(He picks up his arm and reattaches it as Deadpool rolls on the ground)

(Deadpool gets up and notices that his katana is missing)

Deadpool: Oh come on! Where did that thing go?

Ban: Ahem.

(Deadpool looks at Ban and sees him holding it in his reattached arm)

Deadpool: Oh come on!

Ban: Looks like you're missing something. Don't want you dying on me just yet though. This is becoming interesting!

(Ban steps back before quickly charginy through Deadpool in the blink of an eye, appearing behind Deadpool while leaving a massive slash across Deadpool with his blood splattering onto the ground)

Deadpool: Owie! That hurts!

(Deadpool turns around and pulls out his Milkor Multiple Grenade Launcher)

Deadpool: Time for some of the big guns, baby!

(Deadpool shoots a grenade at Ban as his slash starts to heal)

(Ban catches the grenade and looks at in confusion for a moment before it explodes)

(Ban is sent flying back, crashing into a building behind him)

(He gets up and sees a sword impaling his stomach, noticing he's in a weapons shop)

(He looks back at Deadpool, who teleports in front of him)

(Deadpool shoves the barrel of his grenade launcher onto Ban's chest and fires)

(The grenade blows up and sends the two firing backwards)

(Ban crashes back outside on the other end of the building and Deadpool crashes onto the wall)

Deadpool: That could've been done better.

(Deadpool takes a moment and notices where he's at and sees the weapons, then the shopkeeper cowarding behind the desk)

Deadpool: Oooo! Deadpool has an idea!

(Ban gets up as his chest heals and he wipes blood and dust off of himself)

(Ban grips the sword in his stomach to pull it out, but a boombox hits him in the head and causes him to stop)

(Deadpool walks out with a knight helmet, a shield, and a sword)

Deadpool: I here knight myself, Sir Deadpool! I would've gotten the full suit but I gotta show off my assets. Now kick it!

(Cue: Marvel vs Capcom 3 OST Theme of Deadpool (Full Version))

(The boombox starts to play as Ban looks at it a bit confused as Deadpool charges at him)

(He swings the sword but Ban notices in time and blocks with Courechouse)

(Ban uses Courechouse to strike Deadpool, but Deadpool uses the shield to protect himself)

(He uppercuts Ban with the shield before kicking back Ban)

Deadpool: Captain boy scout would be so proud of me right now.

(Ban catches himself and charges at Deadpool to use Banishing Kill again on Deadpool)

(But Deadpool uses the shield to block the slash, though not without Ban breaking the shield into pieces)

(He then uses Snatch to start taking some of Deadpool's strength and speed)

(Deadpool impales Ban with the sword before pulling both blades out of Ban)

(Deadpool slashes Ban several times with the swords until shanking them both into Ban's shoulders)

(He quickly pulls back out the grenade launcher and shoots it into Ban's head)

(Deadpool teleports back as the grenade explodes)

(Ban lands as he regenerates his body and pulls the swords out of his body)

(A cloud of smoke blocks the two from seeing each other, until two swords are thrown at Deadpool through the smoke)

(Deadpool aims the grenade launcher at the cloud of dust to and fires, but notices nothing in his hands)

Deadpool: Oh, come on!

(As the smoke clears, Ban is aiming the grenade launcher at Deadpool with a smirk)

Deadpool: Ahhhh, shit.

Ban: Bang.

(Ban fires the grenade launcher three times at Deadpool)

(They explode one after enough near Deadpool, sending him careening towards Ban)

(Ban throws the grenade launcher aside and lunges at Deadpool as he gets closer)

(He swiftly beheads Deadpool as he dashes past him)

(Deadpool's head flies up as Ban stops)

(His head falls in front of his body after it falls down, then Ban looks back)

Ban: Damn, thought he would've recovered from that. It was getting fun too.

Deadpool: Don't kill me off just yet!

(Ban looks at Deadpool's body as it gets up and grabs the talking head)

(He reattaches his head to his body and looks at Ban)

Deadpool: It takes a lot more than that, baby!

Ban: Good! I wanna keep this up!

(Deadpool pulls out two spare katanas)

Deadpool: Then let me introduce you to my Golden Girls, Bea and Arthur. Missed them in the analysis.

(Courechouse turns into a staff as Ban charges at Deadpool)

(Deadpool charges as well at Ban, and Ban thrusts the pole fowards)

(But Deadpool quickly slides onto his back and kicks Courechouse out of Ban's hands and into the air)

(He quickly gets back up and slashes Ban several times)

(Ban uses his arms to protect himself for the first slash, but avoids each swing after)

(Ban reaches last Deadpool's blades and grabs Deadpool by the head)

(He slams Deadpool onto the ground and rushes foward while dragging his face across the ground)

(He throws Deadpool through several buildings as Courechouse lands behind him)

(Deadpool crashes in between the inside and outside of a house 4 buildings away from where him and Ban was)

(Ban picks up Courechouse and charges at Deadpool through the holes in the building made by Deadpool being tossed)

(Deadpool gets up as he sees Ban approaching)

(He pulls out a bow with the Hulk arrow and aims it at Ban)

Deadpool: Bullseye.

(He fires the Hulk arrow towards Ban, with it hitting him in the gut and causing him to caugh up blood and stop while in a house)

(Deadpool teleports behind Ban and slashes him several times with his katanas)

(Deadpool then teleports in front of Ban and grabs the Hulk arrow and lifts it up)

Deadpool: Deadpool smash!

(He clobbers Ban with it on the head)

(Ban kicks the arrow out of Deadpool's hands and uppercuts him with Courechouse)

(Deadpool goes flying through the ceiling and into the air, with Ban jumping after him)

(Deadpool catches himself and pulls out his M61 Vulcan)

Deadpool: Physics be damned from this house!

(Deadpool quickly releases fire onto Ban, as the power of the gun sends them both back)

(Ban crashes onto the roof of a building as the M61 Vulcan is sending him upwards)

(He stops firing as Ban isn't able to get back up)

(Ban's healing factor starts to heal Ban's bullet wounds as Deadpool lands on the same roof)

(Ban starts to get up as Courechouse splits into a nunchuck)

(Deadpool shoots Ban's hand off with Courechouse in it)

(His hand falls onto the street with Courechouse in it)

Deadpool: I sure do love these big guns. I gotta admit.

(Ban attempts to use Snatch to take the M61 Vulcan, but Deadpool shoots his other hand off)

Deadpool: Let's see how you can snatch without any hands.

(Ban gets up, with the rest of the wounds healing besides his missing hands)

(Ban rushes at Deadpool and jumps up above him)

(Deadpool laughs and aims the M61 Vulcan at Ban)

(But Ban's hand that had Courechouse grows back and he snatches from Deadpool)

(When Deadpool fires, no bullets come out from the barrel)

Deadpool: Oh come on!

(Ban lands behind Deadpool and drops several bullets from his hand before quickly turning around and kicks Deadpool in the side)

(His other hand heals and he grabs Deadpool's helmet and he hits Deadpool with it several times)

(Deadpool teleports back, using the massive gun as spacing between them)

Deadpool: My helmet! Sir Deadpool is no more.

(Ban tosses the helmet aside and uses Snatch to get back Courechouse)

Deadpool: Well now there's a severed hand in the streets.

(Ban extends Courechouse and wraps it around Deadpool's arm)

(He swings Deadpool around until slamming him into the roof several times before tossing him far)

(Deadpool crashes onto another roof far from where they were and almost rolls off, but catches himself on the ledge)

(He pulls himself up onto the rooftop as Ban jumps from roof to roof towards Deadpool)

(Deadpool digs through his magic satchel until finding his Colt M16A1)

(He aims at Ban as he gets closer and closer until opening fire)

(Ban spins around Courechouse to block the bullets, with only a few hitting Ban)

(Ban gets up close and jumps above Deadpool, then extends Courechouse to wrap around the colt to bring it to Ban)

Deadpool: Can you stop taking my guns for one second!?

(Ban throws the weapon to the ground and lands while Courechouse turns back into a staff to slam onto Deadpool's had as Ban lands)

Ban: You know, I'm a little curious on why you have a mask on your head.

Deadpool: No! You cannot see what I look like under this mask.

Ban: Oh? And why not?

Deadpool: Because your face will burn off like those Nazis in that Indiana Jones movie!

Ban: Don't know what those last few things are so I'm even more curious.

(Ban snatches the mask off of Deadpool and looks at it before looking at him in shock)

Ban: What in the hell happened to your face!?

Deadpool: Cancer. Now give me that!

(He shoots Ban in the head before taking the mask and putting it back on)

(Deadpool looks and sees a band hanging outside on the streets in fear by the destruction and by his real face)

Deadpool: Oh shut up! Play something really kick ass!

(Out of fear, the street band starts playing a song for the fight)

(Cue: Nanatsu no Taizai OST - 01 - Perfect Time)

Deadpool: Hm. Sounds familiar. And advanced for a street ba-

(As Deadpool walk talking, Courechouse impales Deadpool in the stomach)

(He slides down it as Ban lifts it up in the air)

(Ban spins Courechouse around, lowering it enough to smack Deadpool against the roof)

Deadpool: Oh god... Getting dizzy... Gonna hurl...

(Deadpool struggles to reach into his magic satchel)

Deadpool: Must... Unleash... Explosion!

(Deadpool pulls out some c-4 and throws it at random, dropping most of it)

(He sets off the explosives, with some bombs setting off on other buildings, on the road, and directly underneath them)

(The two get sent flying, with Ban accidentally letting go of Courechouse)

(Deadpool lands insids the house they were on top of, with the roof being blown off)

(He gets up and takes the mask off to throw up from the spinning, as Ban falls onto the street, with parts of a roof crumbling onto him)

(Deadpool hears Ban crashing as he puts his mask back on and rips Courechouse out of his stomach)

(Deadpool finds some more c-4 in his magic satchel and attaches it to the wall between him and Ban)

(Ban pushes the rubble off of himself as he gets up)

(Deadpool flips a table purposefully loud for Ban to hear him and hides behind it, with it facing the wall)

(Ban looks at the wall where he head Deadpool flip the table and walks to it)

Deadpool: It's boom time.

(He sets off the c-4, blowing the wall down and the blasting Ban back a bit onto the pile of rubble)

(Deadpool jumps over the table and shoots Ban in the legs with two pistols)

(Deadpool walks out of the house with the dubstep cannon attached to his waist)

(Ban looks up as his legs recover and he gets up)

Ban: What's that thing?

Deadpool: Let me show you! Boop.

(Deadpool turns on the cannon, which starts to blast dubstep and engulf Ban in the music)

(Ban covers his ears as Deadpool pulls out his Golden Girls katanas and repeatedly slashes Ban)

(He cuts off Ban's arms, causing the music to get louder)

(Ban tries getting up as Deadpool keeps hacking and slashing)

(Ban spots Courechouse as his arms begin to heal)

(Deadpool attempts to chop of Ban's regrowing arms, but Ban kicks Deadpool's arms)

(He jumps up onto Deadpool's head and kicks off it towards Courechouse)

(Ban kicks Courechouse up and grabs it with his teeth)

(Courechouse detatches into nunchucks as Ban swings it around to grab the dubstep cannon before crushing it)

Deadpool: Aww. I liked that thing too.

(Ban swings Courechouse into Deadpool's chest, ripping out his heart)

(Ban's arms regenerate as he grabs Deadpool's heart)

Deadpool: Ooo, don't sell that anywhere. That thing is filled to the brim in cancer.

(His heart and chest automatically begins to regenerate and grow back)

(Deadpool charges at Ban and swings his katanas, with Ban countering with Courechouse)

(Ban uses an end of Courechouse to swing into Deadpool, hitting him in the head)

(He dashes back and forth between Deadpool, striking him on all sides with Courechouse)

(He gets on the left of Deadpool before Courechouse turns back to normal as he strikes Deadpool, sending him flying the opposite way)

Ban: Sacred Treasure Release!

(Ban's physical capabilities rise as Ban charges towards Deadpool)

(Deadpool crashes onto the ground and slides onto the side of a library)

(He's dizzy as winged chimichangas spin around his head until he snaps back)

(As he regains focus, he sees Ban charging at him at great speed)

(Courechouse transforms into nunchucks again as Ban attempts to strikes Deadpool)

(But Deadpool ducks in time as Ban strikes the library, slicing it in half, with the top half flying up)

Ban: Whoops.

Deadpool: Was gonna happen eventually, I suppose.

(Deadpool kicks Ban in the stomach before slashing him several times with his katanas)

(Ban heals and slams down Courechouse onto Deadpool)

(But Deadpool teleports behind him and skewers Ban with the blades)

(He tosses Ban into the air and pulls out his RPG-7, aiming it at Ban)

Deadpool: Bye-bye, foxy.

(Deadpool fires a missile at Ban, exploding once hitting him)

(Ban is sent flying back and crashes into the road, making a crater in the town's street)

(Ban gets up as his wounds heal, he hears the sound of a motorcycle getting closer)

Ban: The hell is that?

(Deadpool drives in on a motorcycle and jumps off once he gets close to Ban, with the motorcycle crashing into Ban)

(Ban grabs the front tire of the vehicle and tosses it aside)

(Deadpool lands on Ban, with the katanas cutting into his shoulders)

(He legs go of one blade and pulls out a pistol, then shoots Ban several times in the face)

(He runs out of bullets before Ban grabs his leg and slams him onto the ground)

(Deadpool accidentally lets go of the other katana as he was slammed onto the ground)

(He throws him into the wall of a building and steps out of the crater)

(Ban takes the katanas out of his arms and shatters the blades)

Deadpool: Nooo! \*sniff\* Thank you for being a friend...

(Ban charges at Deadpool with Courechouse turning into nunchucks)

(Deadpool gets himself back up and reloads his pistols before jumps over Ban, shooting him several times)

(He lands behind Ban and kicks him several times and punches him one, with a time bomb set for 3 seconds attached)

(Ban turns around quickly while swinging Courechouse, but Deadpool jumps back with a backflip just in time to dodge)

(The timer ticks down to zero and explodes, propelling Ban towards Deadpool)

(Deadpool pulls out the Carbondanium sword and swings it across Ban, though while Ban strikes Deadpool with a Banishing Kill)

(A large gash comes across Deadpool's chest, and one of Ban's left arm comes flying off up to his elbow)

(Ban lands on his feet right in front of the pit, before looking at his left arm)

Ban: Huh? It should be healing.

Deadpool: That's the magic of this beauty! That healing factor was getting annoying, anyways. You don't need it.

Ban: Well then. Seems I'll have to get rid of that thing to kick your ass.

(Deadpool pulls out a Franchi SPAS 12 and puts it in automatic mode while holding it in one hand, and the sword in the other)

(He shoots at Ban, but Ban snaps Courechouse back into a poll and spins it around, blocking the bullets)

(Courechouse splits back up and reaches around the gun before ripping it out of Deadpool's hand)

(Ban throws the weapon aside and throws Courechouse through Deadpool's hand like a spear, with it getting stuck in the wall)

Deadpool: Oh come on!

(Ban reaches his hand out and uses Snatch)

Deadpool: Oh great, now what are you taking?

Ban: You'll see.

(Deadpool takes out a pistol and shoots off his hand, with the hand starting to grow back)

Deadpool: Goody!

(Ban snatches back Courechouse and swings off Deadpool's severed hand as he jumps in place, filled with extra energy)

(Deadpool charges at Ban with the Carbondanium sword)

(He swings, but Ban quickly gets out of the way and low sweeps Deadpool with Courechouse)

(He hits Deadpool repeatedly with Courechouse, then splits it up to wrap around Deadpool's body)

(He slams Deadpool on the ground repeatedly until launching him high into the air)

Ban: Hunter Fest!!!

(Ban snatches the strength of all the surrounding creatures in the area, then jumps up after Deadpool)

(Deadpool regains himself and sees Ban coming after him)

(Courechouse turns back into a staff as he gets closer to Deadpool)

(Deadpool starts to fall back down and swings his sword as gets closer to Ban)

(The Carbondanium sword and Courechouse clash with each other while the two were in air)

(But Courechouse breaks the Carbondanium sword into pieces as Ban flies past)

Deadpool: Oh shit!

(Deadpool heads to the ground as Ban goes up into the air)

(He uses the teleportation belt to get onto the ground)

(When Deadpool lands, he feels bumps start to form on his arms)

(He looks at them, as they start to deform)

(But he notices Ban's shadow coming closer)

(Deadpool quickly jumps to the side as Ban slams Courechouse into the ground, creating a massive crater in the street)

(Ban gets up with Courechouse over his shoulder, as Deadpool slowly gets up)

Deadpool: You took my cancer?

Ban: Yup. Took care of your healing and fixed it with my own.

Deadpool: That wasn't my healing ability.

Ban: Huh? Then what was it then?

(Deadpool's flesh starts to lump up and misform more and more)

Deadpool: God damn it.

(After his line, Deadpool blows up, with his flesh and blood landing everywhere)

Ban: Well that was fun.

## Results

(Cue: Nanatsu no Taizai English 1 full)

K.O!

(Deadpool makes out with Death in the afterlife and Ban falls over from reaching his limit)

Not gonna be taking over my show anymore, asshole.

This was an interesting matchup. Given their healing factors, there wasn't much that they could do to each other that would be fatal enough to kill.

Looking at their strength and durability, it was obvious Ban held an advantage. Ban and Meliodas both casually destroyed the Baste Dungeon in their playful reuin, a feat we worth 10,000 tons when splitting it evenly between the two. And sense these two spair a lot, it's fair to assune Ban's durability equal to his strength. Deadpool may have walked off a skyscraper collapsing on him and could swings around a 6 ton helicopter, that's nowhere near the destructive capabilities Ban has, even without Snatch.

Their speed is surprisingly even, however. Both can match characters that can dodge lightning, with Meliodas deflecting Gilthunder's lightning and both Captain America and Spider-Man blocking and dodging lightning from Electro. When looking at each lightning feats though, we can find that Meliodas was moving at speeds of Mach 2607.97, and Spidy moved at speeds of Mach 1076.493. That's twice as fast as the lightning feat from Electro. That means that Ban was twice as fast as Deadpool.

Deadpool's experience though does help him keep up with Ban. Ban has fought a large variety of foes and others as powerful as himself, though Deadpool's experience in a variety of teams and going up against characters like Hulk, Cable, and Wolverine. So with that experience, he could keep well up with Ban.

Deadpool's intelligence also aided him to keep up. Ban's cleverness could let him get the drop on Deadpool, but the fact that Deadpool is loony enough that Task Master couldn't predict his actions. Funnily enough, his insanity let Deadpool keep an advantage on Ban during a fight.

Deadpool's arsenal also let him be able to keep Ban busy. His wide variety of weapons and with most of them being new to Ban given the time periods these two come from. But with Deadpool's large variety of guns, explosives, and blades let him keep up a prolonged fight.

Though funnily enough, both Ban and Deadpool had a way past each other's healing factor. Deadpool's Carbondanium sword could cut clean through Ban's and Ban could use Snatch to take Deadpool's for himself.

The healing factors also make the physical differences mean less and less. Deadpool's could remake organs and limbs, but Ban has the superior healing factor. While they are fundamentally the same and Deadpool's could bring him back from a pile of ash, it takes far longer for Deadpool. It could take Deadpool hours to regrow an arm or a leg, where it's almost instantaneous for Ban.

Ban also had the superior method of dealing with the other's healing. Ban can snatch abilities from afar, he just has to know it exists. And Ban would be smart enough to know Deadpool has a healing factor sense he could just use one of Snatch's moves and Deadpool could recover. While the Carbondanium sword can cut through Ban's healing, he has to be up close and he would have to land a specifically fatal blow. Snatch could just take Deadpool's, easy as that.

Snatch was too much of an obstacle for Deadpool to handle. Snatch could just take away Deadpool's arsenal and his healing factor without any problem. Ban could also just take Deadpool's strength and speed too, making that physical gap higher if need be.

Deadpool's arsenal, experience, and unpredictability proved to be a difficult opponent for Ban. But the Fox Sin of Greed was too strong, tough, fast, had a better healing factor, and the better way to work around the Merc with a Mouth.

This sin was too Way-de to deadly.

## Trivia

* The connections between Ban and Deadpool are that they both have an insane healing factor that makes them seem impossible to kill. They're both in love with someone who is is in the afterlife and both would gladly die tot be with them (Elaine and Death). They both are smartasses and are seen as assholes on the outside but are charismatic to those they care about and has gone through more suffering than most would guess.
* This is the third Marvel episode.
	+ The first two were Mr. Fantastic vs Plastic Man and Izuku Midoriya vs Miles Morales. The next three were Fox McCloud vs Rocket Raccoon, Meta Knight vs Beta Ray Bill, and Peni Parker vs D.Va
* The original matchup was gonna be Diana vs Giganta, but changed to Ban vs Deadpool as the Seven Deadly Sins matchup the season would have due to Giganta not having her own themes and very few clips. As well as personally liking Ban and Deadpool more
* Deadpool is the third fourth-wall breaking character
	+ The first two was Monika and Giffany
* Ban vs Deadpool is the second episode to use an instrumental cover
	+ The first was Ninja Brian vs Dr. McNinja
* Ban vs Deadpool was the first episode to use two versions of the same song
	+ The next episode was 2B vs Raiden
* Ban vs Deadpool is the first episode to have an outside link
* Ban vs Deadpool is the ninth episode to get featured on the Death Battle Amino
	+ The first nine was Waluigi vs Papyrus, Star Butterfly vs Steven Universe, Mr. Fantastic vs Plastic Man, Yuno Gasai vs Genocide Jack, Izuku Midoriya vs Miles Morales, Monika vs Giffany, Crona vs Shiro, Clementine vs Ellie, and Ninja Brian vs Dr. McNinja. The next eight were Travis Touchdown vs Scott Pilgrim, 2B vs Raiden, Fox McCloud vs Rocket Raccoon, Ruby Rose vs Maka Albarn, Eren Yeager vs Ken Kaneki, and All Might vs Koro Sensei, Danny Sexbang vs Hatsune Miku, and Meta Knight vs Beta Ray Bill