There's no I in Team

*There's no "I" in "Team"* is the first episode of The Epic Wheel Battle.

## Cold Open

The episode starts with Jacob complaining to Tracey about them being out of Toilet Paper. Kimmberly, confused, walks into the commotion and asks what's going on. Tracey states that Jacob is freaking out over Toilet Paper. Jacob says that without toilet paper he can't do something (presumably wipe his posterior) but gets cut off by Rayman telling him not to say that in front of the audience. Jacob states that they aren't recording. The camera turns around to show Narrator and M.A.R.I.L.L.A. filming them. Violet asks why they're filming them in the bathroom. Narrator states that there weren't any security cameras in the bathroom so they did. M.A.R.I.L.L.A. marks this off as "not one of their best ideas."

Outside the bathroom, Amarillo is asking Censorshippy why he's censored. Censorshippy says that they would get demonetized if they should you his real form. hhgregg laughs at this unfortunateness but Censorshippy shows his true form, which is blocked off by hhgregg. LG 42-inch HDTV asks 32-inch LCD TV and Panasonic Blu-Ray if they should join that mayhem. Panasonic Blu-Ray states that mayhem is their thing, and flashbacks to a scene where Tracey, Kimmberly, Jacob, Theodore, Chris, and Purple Shep watch them destroy an H-H. H. Gregg. Finally, 32-inch LCD TV decides that they shouldn't do it.

Meanwhile in space, Saturn asks Planet:Earth if they should go down. Planet:Earth agress. On the airship, Naomi is being kidnapped by Reginald and Right Hand Man. Naomi threatens to do something, but Right Hand Man and Reginald realize she can't do anything. Saturn and Planet:Earth fall on top of them.

Meanwhile on the surface, ReDoin is singing the song "The Old Man of the Mountain" but gets cut off by ReDoiny telling him to stop. Then Non-Canonically Jacob Kauffman apologizes to the viewers for any clicking noises throughout the episode. Canonically, ReDoin tells ReDoiny that "She's such a Partypooper. ReDoiny then asks ReDoin if she wears a blue sad mask. ReDoin responds with "Yes." Upsetting ReDoiny. The two then get crushed by Planet:Earth, Saturn, Planet:Earth, Reginald, Right Hand Man, Right Hand Man Reborn, Charles, and U.S.A.. U.S.A. celebrates that she is free from Planet:Earth. Right Hand Man is about to get payback on someone named "Henry" (presumably Henry Stickmin, (referencing the "Revenged" route), but he quickly notices that Henry is not there. Charles is also surprised by this.

Meanwhile in someone's backyard, Screenshotty tells Theodore that they're bored. Theodore tells them that they aren't as bored as he is for hearing them say that. Screenshotty thinks they cough up "an undisclosed crimson liquid" and say that that was best roast of the episode yet. The Dark Lord interrupts their conversation "before they burns themselves to a crisp", causing them to both cough, and asks them if they want to join his competition. They both say yes and The Dark Lord commissions them to make 5 teams of 5.

## Team Making

Jacob asks if him, Tracey, Kimmberly, Violet, and Rayman should team up. Tracey, Kimmberly, and Violet agree, but Rayman says "he has business to take care of with some electronics." Violet then states he betrayed the group. Rayman then asks Panasonic Blu-Ray, 32-inch LCD TV, and LG 42-inch HDTV if they want to team up, which they all give imprecise responses. LG 42-inch HDTV invites Amarillo on to the team, and she says that they're Pretty Cool.

Reginald is mad that Saturn and Planet:Saturn for almost killing him and Right Hand Man, but then asks if they want to team up. Which they agree. Reginald tries to name the team "The Toppat Clan", but Saturn tries to name the team "The Galactics" which combines into "The Galctpat Clan". Narrator asks M.A.R.I.L.L.A. if they should form an "Anti-Alliance" and M.A.R.I.L.L.A. states that they *shouldn't* bring hhgregg and Naomi onto the team. Naomi states that she was abducted by the Toppats, and hhgregg states that he saw the unspeakable horrors of Censorshippy.

Screenshotty states that they, ReDoin, ReDoiny, U.S.A., and Censorshippy can all team up because they have a problem. ReDoin decides their team should be the W.O.A.H. Bunch. hhgregg states that his team needs 1 more member. Narrator suggests Camera, but they quickly state that they aren't competing, Narrator then states adding Charles to the Team. Naomi suggests naming the team "The Alliance." Violet states that Theodore can join her team. Theodore states that he'll be fine as long as he's not the first one out again. Tracey decides to name the team The Alliance, much to M.A.R.I.L.L.A.'s dismay. This forces Narrator to have their team be A Different Name.

## Contest

The Dark Lord, in front of a raging storm, announces that the teams are ready to go. He jokes that the contest is to stop the storm, and then states that the contest is to just chase the storm. In both instances, Narrator states his team needs to get out of the bathroom. Reginald asks Planet:Earth if The Galactpat Clan can ride on her, Planet:Earth agrees, making her team safe. Panasonic Blu-ray begins to sing a song called "I'm the largest goose." But gets cut off by LG 42-inch HDTV asking why she's doing that. Amarillo comments that they have a storm to chase. Theodore complains that The Alliance better not lose this contest. Violet asks him why. Theodore responds that he'll be the first one out again. Tracey states that he was only the first one out because he didn't jump high enough. Jacob asks who's hosting the season, but Kimmberly says it's not important.

U.S.A. states that her team needs a plan. ReDoin suggests waiting for the storm to come to them, but ReDoiny tells them that they need to *chase* the storm. Censorshippy tells them to get into the "W.O.A.H. Bunch Supervan." ReDoiny and U.S.A. are both confused by the car's anomalous properties when they get inside. When asked where he got if from by Screenshotty and U.S.A., it is revealed he got it during the events of A Collision of Two Realities. After driving into the storm, making W.O.A.H. Bunch safe, ReDoiny complains that he stole it from a foreign country. He then corrects her by saying he stole it from a foreign dimension. The Dark Lord appears in their car because "He doesn't have supernatural powers like Cubey or Lip Gloss do.", which confuses ReDoin. ReDoiny asks The Dark Lord if they get any extra credit for being at the heart of the storm. The Dark Lord responds with "No."

Meanwhile in the bathroom, M.A.R.I.L.L.A. tells her team to wait for the storm to come to them. Charles states that's a terrible idea. Narrator states that "There's no 'I' in 'Team'", hhgregg becomes upset by Narrator's usage of quotation marks inside quotation marks and reteaches him all of grammar, much to Naomi's dismay. Tracey tells The Alliance to ignore A Different Name and get out of the bathroom. Violet states that her team can also get more Toilet paper. Theodore states that "As long as I'm [Theodore] not up for elimination again, I'm fine." Then, The Alliance goes into a supermarket.

Panasonic Blu-ray asks Pretty Cool how they're going to chase this storm. Rayman quickly realizes that there's TNT beneath them, probably planet as a trap to stop them. The TNT blows up, launching them into the storm, making their team safe. Kimmberly asks why they're in the bottom two even though they did it. Tracey states that the "Store" is a green screen. Theodore then complains about being eliminated again. Kimmberly states that their team has plenty of time left due to A Different Name waiting for the storm to come to them. The Dark Lord states that they'll both be up for elimination if the storm ends before they reach them. Jacob tries to comprehend The Dark Lord's return and hosting of The Epic Wheel Battle but Violet tells him that A Different Name could be winning any moment now, even though in actuality, hhgregg is just reteaching Narrator about the importance of a comma. Theodore hires a Horse that they ride into the storm. The Dark Lord and ReDoiny are trying to comprehend The Alliance's winning, but A Different Name is up for elimination.

## Stinger

hhgregg is teaching Narrator about punctuation. hhgregg reveals to Naomi that this is his coping strategy for what Censorshippy is hiding. The Dark Lord tells A Different Name that they lost, much to Charles's dismay.

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There's no I in Team/Transcript

1. ↑ Screenshotty was roasted by Theodore, ReDoin and ReDoiny have issues with each other, U.S.A. was trapped on Planet:Earth, and Censorshippy is hiding something.