Tex Story Part Ten: Sid. EXE Chases Us In A Joyride

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Toppy, Rohan, Dave, Asriel, Tex, and I were finally in the Pizza Planet Truck garage, thanks to the toys. All we had to do now was get in a Pizza Planet Truck, drive out of the restaurant, and go to the next world to get another item of the Main Six to save the multiverse from Tex. EXE and the EXE substance.

"Well, this is it," said Toppy, as he turned to the toys. "I just wanted to say thank you guys for everything you've done for us. We really couldn't have done it without you."

"You're not gonna start singing the So Long song from Blue's Clue's, are ya, Top?" asked Tex.

"No," said Toppy. "I still think adding kid's shows to our adventures is cringe."

"OK," said Woody, as he admired Tex and Toppy. "You two have such a great chemistry! That is so cute!"

"We aren't cute," said Tex. "We are loose cannons!"

"Yeah," said Toppy. "We've had our cuteness adventure."

"Have you had enough cuteness, though?" I asked. "Like Maddie from Barnyard level cuteness?"

"Trust me, Kadin!" said Toppy. "Boo 2 was enough cuteness for me!"

"OK!" I said, playfully.

"Let's hop in, guys!" said Rohan. "This Pizza Planet truck isn't going to drive itself! The sooner we get to the next world, the be..."

Rohan was interrupted by the sound of Sid, Zurg, and Stinky Pete getting into the garage. We all gasped in shock as each villain held up a bottle of EXE.

"Toys, toys, toys," said Sid, as he, Stinky Pete, and Zurg began pouring the EXE on themselves. "You should've stayed where you were. It would've saved us a whole lot of trouble."

"You won't get away with this!" said Woody.

"We won't?" said Stinky Pete, as the EXE transformed him. "WE WON'T?! We've heard about what the Multiverse Protectors are here for! They need that truck to defeat the EXE!"

"Tex. EXE told us everything!" said Zurg, as the EXE finished his transformation into Zurg. EXE. "We won't let you take this power away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Woody, in anger, charged at Sid. EXE Stinky Pete. EXE, and Zurg. EXE. But right before a punch could be thrown, Sid. EXE got out a BBQ grill and lit it up.

"Woody, Woody, Woody," said Sid. EXE. "You know what it's time for?"

"What?" asked Woody, in horror.

"A cookout!" said Sid. EXE, as he threw Woody onto the grill, with a couple sausages.

Woody screamed in pain, as his plastic slowly melted off of him. Black bubbles popped first in his cheeks, and then his gaping mouth opened wider than it was humanly possible, his lips stretching to retched lengths until his whole jaw melted off at the hinges, leaving long, thick, liquid streaks of burning plastic behind. His eyes rolled down his cheeks like they weren’t painted on but were real globes of gelatinous substance which burst like egg yolks, leaving gaping holes in place. His hat melted over his head and shaped it unnaturally and with it the fabric of his clothes caught fire in one burst. Buzz screamed along with poor Woody, as he watched his boyfriend get grilled by the psychotic toy abuser.

"WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Buzz, as he tried to jump into the fire with Woody.

"Buzz, no!" yelled Rex, as he grabbed Buzz.

"We gotta go!" yelled Rohan, as he threw all of us into the Pizza Planet Truck and drove away.

"Let's go, Toy Story Villains!" yelled Sid. EXE, as Stinky Pete. EXE and Zurg. EXE hopped into another Pizza Planet Truck with him.

The chase was on! Rohan drove as fast as the wind, trying his best not to get caught by The EXE Toy Story Villains. But they were able to catch up to us.

"Rohan, behind you!" yelled Asriel, as Sid. EXE smashed a window of the Pizza Planet Truck and hopped into the passenger seat.

"Hello, Rohan!" said Sid. EXE, as he began choking Rohan out.

Rohan tried to drive, while Sid. EXE was choking him out. But he caused us to crash into a muffin factory! Then, he passed out, as Sid. EXE laughed stupidly.

"Who's next?!" asked Sid. EXE.

"Kadin," asked Mr. Potato Head, in horror. "Can I borrow a potato cannon?"

"Sure," I said, as I handed him a potato cannon. "Get that psycho!"

Mr. Potato Head tried to shoot Sid. EXE with the potato cannon. But Sid. EXE just stood there with a blank expression on his face, and used a flamethrower to melt Mr. Potato Head. Mr. Potato Head screamed as he was melted into goo. Mrs. Potato Head screamed in horror, as she watched her husband get melted into nothing. This woke Rohan up.

"Rohan!" I said. "You're alive!"

"Yes," said Rohan. "Kadin, what do we do to defeat Sid. EXE?!"

"I know," I said, as I started charging up my powers. "I got this!"

I then used my powers to blast Sid. EXE out of the car window and into a Toys R Us, where he would spend the rest of his days. But at that moment, Stinky Pete. EXE hopped into the truck. We would proceed to battle him next.

(To be continued...)