Mac and Bloo goes to the Trip

## **Short Description**

So Mac and the Others are going to the mall, going on a trip to Europe. But Bloo complains the word "Boring". So Timmy, Chloe and Timmy's Fairies are going to the mall but Chloe is replaced by Angel. But It was Foop and Terrence.

## **Story**

Bloo: So you think you’re ready for Europe, huh? Think again. Europe’s a dangerous place filled with foreigners who don’t even speak English!

Eduardo: They don’t? *Ay carumba!*

Bloo: Luckily, I speak French fluently, and for a small fee, plus gratuity, will teach you phrases necessary for survival. Repeat after me: Waiter, there is perfume in my hairspray.

Wilt: Bloo, are you sure that’s French?

Bloo: Excuse me, but who’s the reason we’re going to Europe in the first place?

Eduardo: Mac—he won the sweepstakes.

Bloo: But who mailed in the winning ticket and waited 6-8 weeks for shipping and handling?

Wilt: That was Mac, too.

Bloo: Ok, but who was there when Mac got the call that his winning ticket was the winning ticket that won?

Coco: Co.

Bloo: Really, that was you?

Wilt: How’d Mac get permission from his mom to go to Europe with just us anyway?

Coco: Co coco co co co! Coco coco co! Coco coco co! Coco coco coco co co co co co! Coco coco co coco coco!

Wilt: That’s right. What a crazy story.

Bloo: Focus, people. We have a whole language to learn. Next phrase. Excuse me, madam, why is there roast beef on my toothbrush?

Eduardo: There’s roast beef in the kitchen.

Bloo: You speak French, too?

Eduardo: I guess so.

Mac: Who’s ready for Europe? Uh…where are your bags?

Bloo: Don’t worry, Mac. They’re right here.

Mac: Guys, we have to leave now. You’ve got to get packed!

Eduardo: I packed, señor Mac.

Mac: Ed, what could you possibly have that takes up 12 trunks?

Eduardo: You said pack only the essentials.

Mac: We’re never gonna get all this on the plane.

Coco: Coco! Coco coco coco coco coco…

Mac: What’s with her?

Wilt: Coco’s scared of flying.

Mac: She’s part plane and bird. Ed, go upstairs, pack all your pants and belts, your toothbrush, and pick one stuffed animal to take with you. Wilt, you go with him. Bloo?

Bloo: Yeah, Mac, I’m not so sure about this whole Europe thing.

Mac: What?

Bloo: Well, sure, I can wow people with my amazing French skills, but the rest of it sounds kind of boring.

Mac: But Europe is rich in culture and tradition. There’s tons of museums, Plus the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge?

Bloo: So, They got a bunch of rocks. Big whoop. Do they have a super funland amusement park?

Mac: Yes, they do.

Bloo: Boring! When did things get boring again?

Sparky: Boring!

Bloo: Boring! When did things get boring again? It’s so boring!

Sparky: Well, It better be something interesting, because standing out on the lawn like this is so boring. Boring! When did things get boring again?

Mac and Timmy: Bloo Come On! Gotta Get this Right! It’s really great! Bloo Bloo Bloo! Bloo Bloo Bloo! Bloo Bloo Bloo! Bloo Bloo Bloo!

Sparky: Well, It better be something interesting, because standing out on the lawn like this is so boring.

Mac: Bloo Come On! Europe is rich in culture and tradition. There’s tons of museums, Plus the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge?

Bloo: So, They got a bunch of rocks. Big whoop. Do they have a super funland amusement park?

Mac: Yes, they do.

Bloo: There’s a super funland in Europe.

Many Weeks Later…

Bloo: Where are you going?

Frankie: Not now, Bloo.

40 Minutes Later.

Bloo: Come on! I’ll be really quick! I swear!

Frankie: This isn’t a field trip, Bloo!

5 Minutes Later

Frankie: Bloo! Come back here with that!

1 Minute Later

Anti-Coco: COCO! COCO!

Bloo: RIPOFF ARTIST? OW! MY SHIN!

Many Hours Later

Foop: OH COME ON!

Bloo: Hey! That wouldn’t be that you’re trying to punish me for calling her Brokey. You’re not Anti-Coco. You’re Foop! You called me a Ripoff Artist.

Many Painful Fights Later

Terrence: RUN NOW!

Many Running Distances Later

Terrence: Now this will only hurt for a second.

Season 1 Bloo: Not if I can help it.

Many Minutes Later

Season 1 Mac: Say, Bloo!

Season 1 Bloo: What Mac?

Many Times Later

Season 1 Bloo: What was that?

Season 1 Mac: I said! If there were two of him? We be in trouble!

Season 1 Bloo: I didn’t quite catch that.

Season 1 Mac: I said! If there was two of him? IT WOULD BE BAD FOR US!

Season 1 Bloo: YES! THAT WOULD BE BAD FOR US!

Season 1 Mac: WHAT?

Season 1 Bloo: I SAID! I SAID IT! I…. AAAAGH!

Many Dreams Later

Terrence: Wait a minute! If there were two of? Since I can get to Mac. I must get rid of Bloo. So I’ve gotta create an imaginary friend. Now…Must Concentrate…..concentrate….CONCENTRATE!

Many Insulting Shift Later

Terrence: First off. This isn’t a Bloo! This is a Flower! In second! This is smashing!

A Lot of Annoying Shifts Later

Terrence and Foop: Red! What are you doing? Don’t you remember? He is the enemy!

Red: But Bloo give red flowers?

More Annoying Shift Later

Terrence and Foop: This is what we do to flowers! KILL! DESTROY! MAIM! RIP! CRUSH!

Many Blooded Shift Later

Terrence and Foop: You’re just as bad as them! You’re WEAK! WORTHLESS AND LAME!

Red: Red not like Terrence words! Red not mean like Terrence! Red not bad like Terrence! RED NICE GUY!

Many Interior Shift Later

Foop: Your pukey goodness was wrecking Anti-Fairy World. So I’m gonna make you snap!

Another Blooded Shift Later

Foop: FOOP OUT!

Many Ending Later

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THE END!

## **Bonus Story**

Mac: COME ON BLOO! We have to leave now!

Bloo: Mac. The Bets OFF!

Mac: WHAT! NO! IT’S NOT!

Bloo: I’m telling ya! THE BETS OFF!

Sparky: YEAH! THE BETS OFF!

Timmy: Come on Cosmo.

Cosmo: Timmy. THE BETS OFF!

Bloo: Yeah Mac. THE BETS OFF! I’m gonna stay right here.

Mac: COME ON BLOO! LET’S GO!

Bloo: FINE! LET’S GO!

Terrence: Hmm. Now what, Anti-Sparky?

Foop: NOW WHAT?

Anti-Sparky: The new plan is to make Anti-Frankie, Anti-Coco, Anti-Wilt, Anti-Mac, Anti-Bloo and Anti-Cheese.

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THE END!