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Hi Friends 1, Chapter 5, Lesson 1

What do you like?

(15-20 min.) **Lucky Card Game**

*(version 1)*

Students get in (lunch) groups of 4-5. Distribute the cards equally among students. Some students may start with more cards than others. Choose one student to start (by janken, group leader, person sitting closest to the window, etc). This student shows their cards to the person next to them and asks "What color do you like?" The person being shown the cards responds with "*blue*." The student showing the cards asks once more, "What shape do you like?" Person answering: "*star*." Then the first student gives the appropriate card to the student who asked. This second student then turns to the next student in the circle, and the process repeats. This goes on for two rounds or for a determined about of time. Then students stop and look up front, and the teacher announces which card is the 'lucky card'. The student currently possessing that card is the winner of that round.

*variation:* put students in pairs instead of groups

*variation:* "What do you like?" "The *blue* *star*."
Gayson Jalaxy

**Gayson Jalaxy** is a notorious cat rapist who likes to rape cats. He often sneaks into people's houses while they're sleeping and steals their cats. Gayson Jalaxy is also at the top of the F.B.I. most wanted list because not only is he a hipster douchenozzle, he's also a communist. He is sometimes known as **Jackson Galaxy**. He is Keyalamarshia Jonsohn's mortal enemy.
Not only is he a notorious cat rapist, he is gathering an army of mentally handicapped downsyndrome persons, and plans to use them in a tedious plot to return to his home world Felinae rapista. Whilst so far unsuccessful, some believe he is drawing to the end of his long lifespan after a hallacious battle with cat
Obama

This article is a featured article, and considered to be one of the most informative on this wiki.

**Obama** is an evil demigod who has a part time job as a hat model for the F.B.I. He is secretly terrified of lobsters, and has a nice, round butt. He may or may not be a communist. He has a wife whose name is also Obama, but he locks her in the closet and never lets her out, so no one knows that.

## Hat modelling for the F.B.I.

Obama was chosen to model hats because he's very sexy.

## Presidential campaign

**Obama** went up against Mitt Romney in the presidential election. Romney created lobsters to attack Obama, but his plan backfired and the lobsters killed Romney instead. As a result, Obama won the election by default and became president. However, he never fully recovered from his encounter with the lobsters, and he eventually developed a crippling fear of them.

## Osama Bin Laden

After Osama Bin Laden caused 9/11, Obama vowed to defeat him. In order to do this, he had to learn kung fu from the ancient martial arts master known as Snoop Dogg.

When he finally faced Bin Laden in battle, Obama was surprised to find that the bearded terrorist was more than a match for him. This was because Bin Laden had learned the evil martial art Satan-jitsu.

Obama and Bin Laden fought for several hours, and Bin Laden began to gain the upper hand, partially because Obama had skipped several of Snoop Dogg's kung fu lessons. Rather than attempt to continue engaging Bin Laden in hand-to-hand combat, Obama simply ordered a missile strike, which killed him.

## Eminem

As it turned out, Obama had killed the wrong guy. The *real* mastermind behind 9/11 was the rapper Eminem. Obama sent in the F.B.I. to arrest Eminem, but the crazed rapper sped away in a mini-van. A high-speed chase ensued, and Eminem probably would have gotten away if he hadn't stopped to go through the Burger King drive-through. Eminem was promptly arrested. When asked why he had commited such vile acts of terrorism, his only response was "Man, these god-damn food stamps don't buy diapers."
Centrum (stacja metra)

> *"Niegdyś centralny punkt Warszawy, dziś najbardziej niebezpieczne miejsce."*
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Artur Chmielewski, *Achromatopsja*

Stacja Metro Centrum - jedna z najniebezpieczniejszych stacji w Warszawskim metrze. Na mapie widnieje jako stacja zniszczona.

## Historia

Podczas ataku rakietowego na Warszawę strop stacji zawalił się. Olbrzymim wysiłkiem dużej ilości mieszkańców, udało się zatkać tunele łączące stacje z sąsiednimi, a z czasem wyposażyć je w system śluz i zapór, które utworzyły labirynt trudny do forsowania, pilnowany przez uzbrojonych po zęby strażników i zapobiegający dostawaniu się do tuneli promieniowania i innych nieproszonych gości.

## Wygląd

Stacja Centrum była wyposażona w kilka posterunków. W suficie jednego z korytarzy znajdowało się kilka szczelin, a przez jedną z nich było widać Pałac Kultury oraz latające mutanty. Zniszczona jest do tego stopnia, że nie istnieje proste, łatwe przejście na kolejne stacje. Należy w tym celu korzystać z bocznych przejść korytarzami technicznymi i kanałami, co i tak zajmuje około trzech godzin
Dog

**Dogs** are a type of large rodent that is good at eating people and climbing trees. The natural enemy of the dog is the fax machine.

## General characteristics

### Dogs play fetch

Dogs can fetch many things, such as bones, sticks, chew toys, or your grandma's underwear.

### Colorblindness

Dogs are colorblind, but they can see colors if they smoke weed.

### Ownership

Some dogs are sold into slavery by nefarious organizations known as pet stores.

### Breeding

Keyalamarshia Jonsohn is against puppy breeding.

## Birth of dogs

God made **Dogs**. Unless you're atheist, in which case God didn't make **Dogs**.

## Holy war

God created **dogs** to be man's best friend. Unfortunately, Satan created fax machines to attack the dogs. Realizing that the dogs couldn't win the war against fax machines without a strong leadership figure, God created Snoop Dogg to lead them. God taught Snoop kung fu, and gifted him with the power of flight. Endowed with amazing abilities, Snoop led the dogs to victory in the war against the fax machines.

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Być Człowiekiem

> *"Towarzysze Wadima byli gotowi udać się na wyprawę, ale czy warto ryzykować życie pięciu ludzi dla dobra dziewczyny?"*
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Aleksandrina Twerskich, *Ostatni Azyl - Być Człowiekiem*

***Być Człowiekiem -*** opowiadanie autorstwa Aleksandriny Twerskich, o pseudonimie artystycznym Dia Feliz w ramach zbioru *Ostatni Azyl.*

## Fabuła

Głównym bohaterem opowiadania jest Wadim, który oddzielił się od swojego oddziału, by znaleźć leki na chorobę żony. Wadim wędruje przez Krasnodar, szukając apteki. Kryje się przed grasującymi mutantami, aż dociera do opuszczonej apteki, w której spędza noc, kryjąc się przed mutantami. Nad ranem trafia na jakiegoś małego stwora, natomiast później spotyka ogromnego dzika, który o mało co go nie zabija. Wadim budzi się, jakby to był sen. Później napotyka dziwną istotę podobną do człowieka, ubraną w łachmany, którą zabija.

Opowiadanie kończy się sceną, w której Wadim grzeje się z kimś przy kominku i dyskutuje na temat istnienia ludzi na powierzchni.
Lobster

Back when Keyalamarshia Jonsohn was a kid, there weren't no **lobsters**. There weren't NOOOOOOOONE!!!!!

## History of Lobsters

Back when Keyalamarshia Jonsohn was a kid, lobsters didn't exist yet. Mitt Romney created lobsters to attack Obama, but his plan backfired because they attacked him instead. But Obama got really scared anyway and he developed a lifelong fear of lobsters.
Katia

> *"Kobiety - pomyślał Iwan. - Jesteście takie przewidywalne... Tylko byście kocięta ratowały. Albo tygrysy."*
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Szymun Wroczek, *Piter*

**Katia** - pielęgniarka na stacji Wasilieostrowska, zarządzająca sprzętem medycznym, niedoszła dziewczyna Iwana Mierkułowa. Pomogła mu opatrzyć rany po jego powrocie z Primorskiej. Mimo że Iwan był zaręczony, ta wciąż go pociągała. Całowała się z Iwanem, gdy do namiotu wszedł Pasza.

Była świadkową na ślubie Sazonowa i Tanii.
F.B.I.

The **F.B.I.**, or Federal Bureau of Investigations, is a group of people who, like, goes after bad guys and stuff. They have a Most Wanted list, and Gayson Jalaxy is at the top of it. They don't like communists. Obama models hats for them.

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Hi Friends Wikia

## Welcome to the Hi Friends Wikia

This wiki is intended as a space for ALTs teaching English in Japanese elementary schools to find ideas and exchange resources.

Specifically the goal of this wiki is to collect variations on and improvements to the Hi Friends curriculum.

\*Initial build currently under construction. More to come soon!

## Hi Friends Wikia and Lesson Planning

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Eddie Murphy

**Eddie Murphy** is an ancient vampiric warrior who is Howard's mortal enemy, though Howard was defeated **Eddie Murphy** continues to fight, even said to have challenged Gayson Jalaxy **downsyndrome army**. While he was defeated he has turned into the lifestyle of raising **Albino Rabbits** children as a memory of his friend Adolf who died in the Holy war. He likes writing sentences with **random bold letters** everywhere.
Cat

**Cats** are a kind of fruit. Gayson Jalaxy enjoys raping them.

## Plumbing

I believe your cat may actually be a certified plumber, maybe she was fixing the toilet when the house caught on fire and she got burnt. Being so scared of being a plumber she vowed never again, until your house was threatened by a menacing washing machine leak. The evil water taunted her until she had no options left but to avidly stare at the wall until someone noticed it, however since she promised herself to no more plumbing work, she had the plumber fix it for you. Try counseling your cat to see if she is actually a plumber. If you try hard enough she will transmit the answer into your brain, but be sure to not wear any tin foil hats or this will reflect her brainwaves and damage her genius plumbing abilities.
Fax machine

**Fax machines** were created by Satan to harass man's best friend.

## The Holy war

After God made dogs, everyone was happy. Satan made fax machines to destroy dogs, which would in turn destroy happiness. Unfortunately for Satan, God created a powerful warrior named Snoop Dogg to fight the fax machines. Under Snoop Dogg's leadership, the dogs managed to defeat the fax machines, and they sealed them in a cave.
Wheelcat

**Wheelcat** is a cat with wheels. Like all cats, he is often raped by Gayson Jalaxy. **Wheelcat** came from the future in another galaxy with Gayson Jalaxy however, the two split up after Gayson Jalaxy cut off Wheelcat's legs and raped them. Wheelcat replaced his back legs with wheels and his front legs with laser cannons, then fled to earth to complete his original mission of finding the secret cat stash.
Keyalamarshia Jonsohn, the fabulous youtube poster Wikia

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Howard

This article is a featured article, and considered to be one of the most informative on this wiki.

**Howard** was a childhood friend of Eminem.

Howard once bought a cat from the supermarket, but it attacked him. Howard threw the cat into the street and ran home crying. The cat was hit by a bus.

Howard is secretly afraid that Lindsey Lohan will rape him, which would give him all kinds of STDs.

## Childhood

Howard grew up in Detroit with his man Eminem. They tried to wear Flava Flav clocks, but they weren't even half-black, so they weren't supposed to have that.

When Eminem became a rapper, Howard tried to become one as well. Unfortunately, Howard was no good at rapping. When Eminem was forced to choose Howard and his career, he chose the latter. This made Howard furious.

Still angry that his friend betrayed him, Howard jumped at the chance to become general of Satan's army of demon dogs.

## As Satan's general

Howard led the demon dogs into battle against the dogs, and fought Snoop Dogg in hand-to-hand combat. Howard's Satan-jitsu was far more powerful than Snoop's kung fu. But before Howard could kill Snoop, celebrity gameshow host Bob Barker intervened by tackling Howard. Satan's army was defeated, and the demon dogs were sealed away in a cave while Howard was made into mashed potatoes.

## Post-death

Sometime after his death, Howard's spirit was called upon by Osama Bin Laden, who begged Howard to teach him Satan-jitsu. Howard did so, but also took Bin Laden's virginity as payment, saying that he "hadn't a good piece of ass in years". Bin Laden was less than happy with the transaction, but thanked Howard for his help, and then went to take a shower.
Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden is an air traffic controller from the Middle East. One day, while he was controlling air traffic, he accidently crashed some planes into a few buildings. He apologized profusely, but the F.B.I. put him at the top of their most wanted list, forcing him to flee the country. Gayson Jalaxy beat his record for douchiest douchenozzle at DoucheCon 2009, and he's been trying to reclaim his title ever since.

## On the run

After 9/11, Bin Laden fled the country. While on the run, he learned Satan-jitsu from the ghost of a man named Howard, who had been the general of Satan's army in life.

Bin Laden would use satan-jitsu to fight Obama when he came after him. Bin Laden was able to overpower Obama, but was killed when Obama ordered the Air Force to fire missiles at him.

Obama would later learn that Bin Laden was innocent, and that the rapper Eminem was actually the one responsible for the 9/11 attacks. Oops.
Жорж Блон - Пираты, корсары, флибустьеры

## Пираты, корсары, флибустьеры

#### Описание

Французский писатель **Жорж Блон** *(1906-1989)*, автор популярнейшей серии книг о морских путешествиях и открытиях "Великие тайны океанов" ("Великий час океанов"), давно стал культовой фигурой для всех, кто интересуется историей пиратства. Одна из самых ярких страниц этой истории - рассказ о пиратах Карибского моря, легендарных флибустьерах. Какими они были в действительности, чем отличаются они от корсаров, каперов, буканьеров и других джентльменов удачи?

#### Источники

* Купить книгу на Лабиринте по цене 148 рублей
* Читать онлайн на Mybook.ru
Optimus Prime

**Optimus Prime** is a promotional robot created by PepsiTM's advertising executives to advertise their latest product, Super PepsiTM.

## As the star of PepsiTM commercials

Optimus Prime was star of various PepsiTM commercials. He was a very successful mascot and boosted sales greatly. However, he eventually grew tired of his life as a corporate whore and escaped from the top secret PepsiTM facility where he was being kept and set off to see the world.

## A new friend

After he escaped from the top secret PepsiTM facility, Optimus Prime recieved help from the owner of a car customs shop named Marshall to remove the PepsiTM branding from his body. As an added bonus, Marshall gave the Optimus Prime the ability to change shape, or *transform*, if you will, into a semi truck. A beautiful friendship began to blossom between the young man and the giant robot.

Alas, it was not to be. Marshall was arrested by the F.B.I. for aiding a fugitive, and was heartbroken when he realized that his new friend did not intend to help him. Optimus Prime would never forgive himself for the cowardice he displayed during Marshall's arrest, and vowed to protect anyone who fell into harm's way in the future.

## Becoming one with nature

Optimus Prime would spend much of his time after that wandering through the forest and speaking to woodland creatures. He enjoyed listening to them and hearing their stories. One day, while he was walking on the beach, Optimus Prime met a wise old robot named Beachcomber. Beachcomber taught Optimus Prime to kick back and relax. In return, Optimus Prime attended several environmental protests with Beachcomber, and learned what it was like to stand up to "the man".

He also tried doing drugs. He did not enjoy doing drugs.

After a near-fatal acid trip, Optimus Prime decided that being a hippy was not for him. He and Beachcomber peacefully parted ways, and Optimus Prime continued his journey of self-discovery.

## Footnotes

1. ↑ The owner was named Marshall, not the shop.
Lindsey Lohan

**Lindsey Lohan** gives blowjobs in the Wal-Mart bathroom for one dollar. Recently she has fought these allegations saying she performs blowjobs in Target because of their cleaner bathrooms. It's also been stated that she is sexually attracted to Throxylum Coca.

Lindsey Lohan is extremely promiscuous. The following was heard coming from her bedroom window late last night:

"**JAMAL, MY BUTTHOLE'S GETTING BORED. INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE VIBRATORS!**"

Why do I know what was going on at Lindsey Lohan's house last night? I...uhh...Look, a distraction!
Bob Barker

**Bob Barker** is the celebrity game show host of the television show Wheel of Fortune. He used to be a human, but after he angered an evil witch, she cursed him to become a Muppet dog.

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Big Bird

**Big Bird** is a notorious fugitive who is wanted by the F.B.I. for robbing the doughnut shop. Mitt Romney doesn't like him.

He likes to draw pictures of penises on the faces of sleeping children. He says that he's "promising them a ride on his disco stick". That sounds like rape, but Big Bird insists that it's not.

Big Bird later constructed a new identity for himself, that of **Clucky the Chicken**.

## Becoming a fugitive

Big Bird robbed the doughnut shop. The F.B.I. put him at the top of their wanted list, and have been chasing him ever since.

While on the run, Big Bird began to commit more and more nefarious crimes, such a dining and dashing, jaywalking, and even slave-trading. Big Bird became such a hardened criminal that he joined the Bloods.

After a big heist, Big Bird got shot up by some cops and raped by hobos. Big Bird decided that he didn't want to be a gang member anymore. However, he would need a way to escape his old life. Big Bird decided that he would need plastic surgery. Problem was, plastic surgery is hella expensive. Big Bird talked the Bloods into pulling off a really big bank heist, then used his cut to run away to Wisconsin, a state so boring that no one would ever think to look for him there.

## On the run

Big Bird got plastic surgery and change his name to "Clucky the Chicken". He later met Dora the Explorer, who sheltered him and often gave him sexual favors and chocolate. Boots became jealous of Clucky, and often tried to kill him to prevent him from coming between Boots and Dora.

## Arrest and subsequent trial

Clucky was eventually arrested on put on trial for his crimes. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to a beheading.
God

**God** is an omnipotent being who created the universe in seven days. His mortal enemy is Satan.

## God's son

One time, **God** was banging his girlfriend and forgot to wear a condom so she got prego. They named the baby Keyalamarshia Jonsohn.
There are many accusations towards **God** for being a community bicycle like Zeus.

## Keyalamarshia's mission

God told Keyalamarshia Jonsohn to make awesome youtube videos.

## The Holy war

God created dogs to be man's best friend. Unfortunately, Satan created fax machines to attack the dogs. Realizing that the dogs couldn't win the war against fax machines without a strong leadership figure, God created Snoop Dogg to lead them. God taught Snoop kung fu, and gifted him with the power of flight. Endowed with amazing abilities, Snoop led the dogs to victory in the war against the fax machines.

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Mitt Romney

**Mitt Romney** was a presidenial candidate who created lobsters to attack his opponent Obama. His plan backfired, and the lobsters killed him. Obama was left with a phobia of lobsters as a result of what happened. Though he did partake in a good cat raping every once in a while, he wasn't on the same level as Gayson Jalaxy, whose semen populated the asshole of every cat in the neighborhood.
Douchenozzle

**Douchenozzles** are stupid people.
The term is most notably used in the YouTube channel Smosh. The origin of **Douchenozzle** is unknown to the public. However it has been stated that after extensive research that the F.B.I. have discovered the origin but are unable to release this information without president Obama's approval. Obama has not given consent to debreif the public in fear of Satan using the ancient powers to defeat dogs.

## List of douchenozzles

* Gayson Jalaxy
* Osama Bin Laden
* Eminem
* Bill, the evil Fax machine from Hell
Kung fu

**Kung fu** is a form of martial arts created by God to fight Satan. God taught kung fu to Snoop Dogg, who used it to help God's creations, the dogs, win the war against Satan's evil fax machines.

Satan eventually developed Satan-jitsu to counter kung fu.

## Post-Holy War use

Snoop Dogg later taught the secrets of kung fu to Obama so that the latter could face Osama Bin Laden in battle.
Boots

**Boots** is Dora's child. After his mother passed due to the demon dogs, he became a thunderous member of the gang Bloods. He was later chased down by many of **Poseidon's** donkeys and he was killed by a rape performed by the donkeys. He is looked upon as an example of non-gang members due to the fact that he was actually a good person before he was bullied, because of his unnaturally hairy body, until he chose to join a gang to have that family sense due to the fact that his father and mother were never around.
Keyalamarshia Jonsohn

**Keyalamarshia Jonsohn** is a fabulous Youtube poster who posts things on Youtube. He often video tapes events in his life and his thoughts on the world and posts them to Youtube, where his many adoring fans can view them for their viewing pleasure. Check out his fabulous Youtube channel here!
His mortal enemy is the evil Gayson Jalaxy.

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9/11

**9/11** was the day that Osama Bin Laden
crashed planes into the Twin Towers. Or at least, that's what everyone thinks...

## The commemorative 9/11 song

After 9/11, Eminem wrote a song to help people feel better. It goes like this:

I'm leeeeeaaaaving!

Oooooooonnn a jetplaaaane!

I don't know if I'll jihaaaad again!

Eminem was frightened after Snoop Dogg
came out with his shocking single "Drop It Like It's Hot" due to the fact it was a more apalling 9/11 parody song, referring to how the flaming towers collapsed on themselves.

## The REAL cause of 9/11

Unbeknownst to everyone, the rapper Eminem was secretly the mastermind behind 9/11. Eminem set Osama Bin Laden up as a fall guy and watched in amusement as the F.B.I. chased Bin Laden across the country.

Eminem was later arrested by the F.B.I. and brought to justice. When asked why he planned and executed the 9/11 attacks, his only response was "Man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers."
Nil Jenkins

The Daimyo of House Nil makes for a poor courtier, but a great warrior and leader of troops.

Ruby Ayori, Daimyo of House Simian took a more active role in the Clan politics and Jenkins was more than happy to let her, even though he came to understand that tensions with the First House were rising and would likely continue to rise for the foreseeable future.

Jenkins never had any talent for words, usually keeping them to a bare minimum: to utter a snide remark, to belittle an opponent or to order food.

With the death the House Simian Daimyo, Nil Jenkins truely feared he would be condemned to a life at Court. But the rise of Sweet Capucine, the new Daimyo, aleviated his fears. Sweet Capucine proved to be every bit the diplomat her mother was, but she had none of the enmities and baggage that come with years doing politics with the best and most powerful.

Nil Jenkins is thus free to lead and to wage war. The Void Monkey has no real military to speak of, but for the past 10 years the Nil Daimyo has worked to recrute and to train soldiers and commanders. The Clan is now preparing a campaign to retake the lands stolen by the First House in the past years, skirmishes and "chance encounters" with enemy scouts have happened, but the Void Monkey troops have not truely seen any action yet.
Eminem

**Eminem** is a rapper who sings rap songs. He has a friend named Howard.

He used to be **Marshall Mathers**, but not anymore.

## Childhood

Marshall grew up in Detroit with his man Howard. They tried to wear Flava Flav clocks, but they weren't even half-black, so they weren't supposed to have that.

## His nine-to-five

Marshall found himself unable to provide for his family with his job as the owner of a car customs shop. One day, he came across an escaped promtional PepsiTM robot, and agreed to remove all the PepsiTM logos from his body. As an added bonus, Marshall gave the robot, named Optimus Prime, the ability to change shape, or *transform*, if you will, into a semi truck. A beautiful friendship began to blossom between the young man and the giant robot.

Alas, it was not to be. Marshall was arrested by the F.B.I. for aiding a fugitive, and was heartbroken when he realized that his new friend did not intend to help him. Upon being released from prison, Marshall declared that Marshall Mathers was dead, and changed his name to Eminem. Eminem's experience with the F.B.I. left him with a deep-seated hatred of all forms of law enforcement, which is probably why...

## 9/11

...he secretly orchestrated the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Eminem used a Middle Eastern air traffic controller named Osama Bin Laden as a fall guy, knowing everyone would believe Bin Laden was a terrorist.

## Obama discovers the truth

As it turned out, Obama eventually discovered that Eminem had been the mastermind behind 9/11. Obama sent in the F.B.I. to arrest Eminem, but the crazed rapper sped away in a mini-van. A high-speed chase ensued, and Eminem probably would have gotten away if he hadn't stopped to go through the Burger King drive-through. Eminem was promptly arrested. When asked why he had commited such vile acts of terrorism, his only response was "Man, these god-damn food stamps don't buy diapers."
Fetch

**Fetch** is a game often played by dogs. It involves retreiving an object that has been thrown and returning it to the thrower so that they can throw it again, after which the dog will retrieve it once more and return it to the thrower so that they can throw it again, after which the dog will once again retrieve it...

## Problems with fetch

Fetch is not without its occasional problems. For example:

* After fetching an object, the dog may sometimes fail to return it. If this happens, then your dog is defective, and you should return it to the store.
* Dogs cannot fetch if they are dead. After your dog dies, you must plug it in and let it recharge before attempting to resume your game of fetch.
* Dogs sometimes fetch STDs during sexy time.

## Practical applications

Dogs have sometimes been taught to fetch bombs and other types of explosives by the F.B.I. Unfortunately, these skills are sometimes transmitted to normal dogs, whose owners will be surprised to find that their dog has neglected to retrieve its toy and has instead returned with Allah's latest gift to America.
Satan

**Satan** is very rude. Satan is not your friend. Many goths and emos believe they are in tune with darkness when in reality they are fagbags of demon jizz.

## The Holy war

Angry that God had created dogs to be man's best friend, **Satan** created fax machines to attack the dogs.

Unfortunately, God created a powerful warrior named Snoop Dogg to lead his dogs to victory. Satan's fax machines were no match for Snoop's kung fu, and they were quickly defeated.

## Satan-jitsu

Needing a new form of combat to counter God's powerful kung fu, Satan created Satan-jitsu. After perfecting Satan-jitsu, all Satan needed now was a new army.

## Gathering an army

Now in need of a new army after the destruction of his fax machines, Satan had his eyes set on a young man from Detroit named Howard. Unfortunately, Howard's love for his friend Eminem made him resistant to corruption by Satan. In order to corrupt Howard, Satan gave Eminem a record deal. Angered that Eminem had betrayed him, Howard agreed to become the general of Satan's army.

Now having Howard as a general, Satan created an army of demon dogs for him to lead.

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Elizabeth Reeves

Elizabeth Reeves is a character in the Encounter series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Elizabeth Reeves is the only daughter of Clyde and Bonnie Reeves. She was born an American mother and father. She was born in America where her parents soon migrated to Charlesworth, AU. She currently attends Loreta College because she has a hatred towards both of parents because of their previous jobs and soon sent her younger brother Clive for one mistake. She is best friends with her brother.

## Physical Appearance

She has pale skin, blonde hair and brown eyes.
Snoop Dogg

Fo Shizzle.

## The Holy war

God made Snoop Dogg to provide a strong leadership figure for his creations, the dogs, which they would need if they were to win the war against Satan's evil fax machines. God gave Snoop powers beyond those of ordinary men, such as flight and wicked kung fu skills.

Snoop used these extraordinary powers to help the dogs win the war against the fax machines.

## 9/11

After 9/11, Obama needed to learn kung fu so that he could defeat Osama Bin Laden. Snoop Dogg taught kung fu to Obama.

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Brandi Broke

Brandi Broke (nee Newbie) is a character of the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Brandi Broke is the only child of Bob and Betty Newbie. She was born to a British mother and father. She was born in England and migrated to Charlesworth, AU when she was 5 years old. She attended Springfield University, the same as her husband Skip. They met while at University and suddenly got engaged after graduation. She has two sons with Skip. She is currently pregnant with her third child.

## Relationships

Skip Broke: Married (See "Sandi")

Started: Before Pilot

Reason: They met at University where they began dating.
Beatrice Monty

Beatrice Monty is a main character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Beatrice Monty is the granddaughter of Isabella and Patrizio Monty who were involved in the Capp and Monty feud. She is in The Cequeens and attends school at Charlesworth Academy. She is the twin daughter of Antonio. She is strong towards any opinions of herself or others. She loves playing the violin which she began when she was a child. She has a good relationship with her twin brother, Ben but her relationship with her father became strained after he remarried.

## Physical Appearance

Beatrice has olive skin, blue eyes and long brown hair. She is fit and stands at 5'3 feet.
Maria Monty

Maria Monty is a main characters in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Maria Monty is the youngest and only daughter of Claudio and Olivia Monty. She was born to an Italian mother and father. She was born in Charlesworth, AU where she currently resides with her grandparents. Her parents died in a horrific accident when she was only a toddler for which she doesn't know what exactly happened. She has a good relationship with her grandparents but has a small hatred towards her two older brothers. She is best friends with Juliette and Ashley by being in mutual classes in school and soon met Mona, Bea and Bottom through the family. She befriended Paris and Peony through mutual friends from University.

## Physical Appearance

Maria has olive skin and long dirty blonde hair like her mother. She has big blue eyes and stands around 5'6 foot. She is fit and curvy like the figure of her mothers.
Kirsten Capp

Kirsten Capp is a character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Kirsten Capp is the eldest child and only daughter of Kent and Amy Capp. She was born to a Mexican mother and a British father. She was born and raised in Charlesworth, AU. She currently attends Charlesworth University in her 3rd year and resides at the Pi Beta Pi Sorority House.

## Physical Appearance

She has pale skin, black hair and brown eyes.
Dora the Explorer

**Dora the Explorer** is a very popular tomb raider; her line of success carries on into her only child, Boots. Although Boots is a monkey, she somehow thinks they are family. She talks to this monkey, and also out loud as if there were some audience. Dora was exploring a cave she had discovered when she accidentally broke the 1000 year seal of the Demon dogs; she thought it was just bats flying out, but in reality it was an evil demon. Dora the Explorer's culture lives on through her numerous cartoon shows, and she will live forever in our hearts.
Skip Broke

Skip Broke is a character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Skip Broke is the eldest child and only son of Flat and Florence Broke. He was born to an Australian mother and father. He was born and raised in Charlesworth, AU. He graduated from Springfield University in 2010. He currently resides in Charlesworth in his own house. He has two sons, Dustin and Beau. He is married to Brandi Broke (nee Newbie). He currently works as a full time Engineer.

## Physical Appearance

He has pale skin, blonde hair and green eyes.

## Relationships

Brandi Broke (nee Newbie): Married (See "Sandi")

**Started**: Before Pilot

**Reason**: They met at University where they started dating.
Brandon Capp

Brandon Capp is a character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Brandon Capp is a youngest and only daughter of Kent and Amy Capp. He was born to a Mexican mother and a British father. He was born and raised in Charlesworth, AU. He currently attends Charlesworth University in his senior year.

## Physical Appearance

He has pale skin, black hair and brown eyes.
Bottom Gossamer

Bottom Gossamer is a main character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Bottom Gossamer is the youngest adoptive child of Oberon and Titania Gossamer. She was born to an Indian mother and English father. She was born in India but was given up as a baby for unknown reasons. Her adoptive parents, adopted her when she was 1 years old where they currently reside in Charlesworth. She is best friends with Desdemona and Beatrice since they started middle school together and became friends with Juliette, Ashley, Maria through the family. She soon befriended Paris and Peony through mutual friends.

## Physical Appearance

Bottom has olive skin, green eyes and plump lips. She has short with light brown hair. She is short where is approximately stands at 5'2 foot.
Desdemona Norman

Desdemona Norman is a main character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Desdemona is the second youngest child of the four children of Goneril and Albany. She often says to everyone that she hates her name and likes to be called Mona. Her parents divorced when she young and often lives with her father after she has a negative relationship towards her mother after being abandoned several times. She is part of the Cequeens.

## Physical Appearance

Desdemona has fair skin, long blonde hair and blue eyes. She is skinny and stands at 5'7 feet.
Clive Reeves

Clive Reeves is a character in the Encounter series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Clive Reeves is the youngest child of Clyde and Bonnie Reeves. He was born to an American mother and father. He was born in Australia a few years after his family migrated to Australia. He was raised in Charlesworth, AU all of his life. He attends a private boarding school, Sacred Green College, 9 hours away from Charlesworth due to Clive getting involved with drugs at a young age and is currently in Year 11. He resides at the boarding school for the full year and only visits his parents during public holidays due to a strained relationship with his father.

## Physical Appearance

He has pale skin, blonde hair and brown eyes.

## Relationships

Marina Rocca: Dating (See "Clina")

Started: Before Pilot

Reason: They both attend Sacred Green College together where they eventually fell in love with each other.
Long Live Ace

## Singles

1. "TBA"
Released: TBA

***Long Live Ace*** is the upcoming debut studio album by American rapper JMoney Westside Boy. It is expected to be released on Mad Boys Music Squad Records and will feature guest appearances from Dre Black and CopperHead. The album's title, serves as a tribute to his late friend Kacey Farley.

## Possible tracks

* "Gone Too Soon"
* "In Loving Memory"
* "Lone Wolf"
* "When I'm Gone"
Trigger Broke

Trigger Broke is a character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Trigger Broke is the eldest and only son of Buck and Mary Lu Broke. He was born to a British mother and an Australian father. He was born and raised in Charlesworth, AU. He was raised by his single father since the age of 12 years old. His mother died when he was 11 because of breast cancer. He currently attends Charlesworth University an resides at the Sigma Phi Fraternity House.

## Physical Appearance

Trigger has pale skin with light brown and blue eyes.

## Relationships

Nina Caliente: Dating (See "Trina")

**Started**: Before Pilot

**Reason:** Nina got into a fight with her younger sister and he saved her before it got violent. She then kissed him.
Peony Mayes

Peony Mayes is a main character in the Encounters series by Isla Valencia.

## Biography

Peony Mayes is the only child of William and Sophie Mayes. She was born to a French mother and English father. She was born in England but moved to Charlesworth when she was 2 years old. She attended Loreta College, a private boarding school, 3 hours away from Charlesworth for her entire duration of high school. She now attends Charlesworth University and resides in a dormitory with her friends, where she met Juliette, Ashley and Maria.

## Physical Appearance

Peony is tanned with black hair and dark brown eyes. She is short but curvy and stands at 5'3 foot.
Encounters Wikia

## Welcome to the Encounters Wikia

This is a website wikia dedicated to my series of Encounters
which can be available on my channel on YouTube soon.

## Describe your topic

Set in a fictional town of Springfield, eight best friends
are on a discovery of themselves until they’re separated from each other due to
the feud between their families.

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Lucius II

**Lucius II: The Prophecy** (abbreviated as **Lucius II**) is a third-person splatter/sandbox game created by Shiver Games, released on February 12th, 2015 and is available for Windows PC and Linux operating systems. It takes place right after Lucius.

## Gallery

Box art from the physical copy of Lucius II.
## References

<references>

1. ↑ Developer website for Lucius
Lucius Wikia

## Welcome to the Lucius Wiki

In Lucius, you play as the eponymous 6 year old child. As his 6th birthday is being celebrated, Lucius' calling is revealed, and he learns he is the son of Lucifer, the devil himself. Lucius must kill his entire family on order from his true father, to reap souls to make him stronger then he will ever imagine.

## Describe your topic

This wiki is in an early state, so help out if you own the game.
Body Parts

### (5-10 minutes) **Touch game**

When the teacher says "Touch your... (head, eyes, toes, etc.), students follow directions and touch the appropriate part of their body.

### (20+ minutes) **Big Face Game (Fukuwarai)**

Prepare four sets of large face parts, including eyes, ears, mouth, nose. The sillier the better. Laminate them for reuse and add small magnets so each piece sticks to a chalkboard.

Divide class into groups by rows (usually three or four rows). Draw a corresponding number (3 or 4) of large ovals on the chalkboard, and draw on hair. Have students come up to the board, one pair from each row at a time. The teacher tells those students a part of the face, and they must stick that part onto the face drawn onto the board. When finished the next pair comes up to the board, and sticks on the next face part specified by the teacher. See what silly faces students can create!

\*Level up: one student in each pair is blindfolded. The student with their eyes open guides their partner while choosing the face part and sticking it on the board.

\*Level up: Teach students *left*, *right*, *down,* and *up*. The student with their eyes open uses these hints to get their partner to place the face part more accurately. [Alternatively, students in the row that are not at the board can shout out these directions, but this is much rowdier and less helpful.]
Kanari

Kanari (カナリア, *Kanaria*) se pojavljuje kao batler porodice Zoldik i čuva ulaz iza kapije testa. Njen zadatak je da ukloni nepoznate goste koji su uspeli da prodju kroz kapiju testa.

## Pozadina

Kanari je rodnjena u Meteor gradu, odakle potiču i Mafija i Fantomska Trupa. Ona je rekla Kilui, da ako ikada poželi da poseti Meteor, ona će mu biti vodič. Sa samo 10 godina je pobedila Lovca Crne Liste, i njegovih stotinu pomoćnika za samo nekoliko minuta.

## Osobine

Kanari je u prijateljskim odnosima sa Kiluom. Kada je Gon došao da potraži Kiluu, u njenim očima se videlo oduševljenje jer je neko došao da spasi Kiluu iz njegove okrutne porodice ubica. Kilua je poželeo da bude njen prijatelj, ali ona je rekla da kao batler porodice Zoldik ne treba da ima osećanja prema svojim gospodarima.

## Sposobnosti

Zbog rođenja u gradu Meteoru, njeno postojanje nije zabeleženo ni u jednoj bazi podataka, tako da je skoro nemoguće saznati nešto o njoj, ili doći do nje. Kao batler porodice Zoldik, ona je veoma snažna. Može da pobedi trupe Lovaca bez i kapi znoja. Njeno oružje je metalni štap sa zlatnom kuglom na vrhu, koji uvek nosi sa sobom. Ona je pokazala svoje asasinatičke sposobnosti i tehnike kao što su Korak Senke i Eho Hod. Nije bila ni svesna kako se te tehnike zovu, i mislila je da ih je naučila za vreme koje je živela u Meteoru. Ona za vreme animea nije ni jednom pokazala svoj Nen, ali se pretpostavlja da zna da ga koristi.

## Zanimljivosti

* U Mangi Kanarina prošlost se ne zna, ni odakle potiče. Dok u Animeu je naglašeno da potiče sa Meteora (grad). Pritom zna da koristi i Korak senke.
* Uprkos njenom prijateljskom odnosu sa Kiluim, njih dvoje nikada nisu imali razgovor. Osim dok su bili mali.
Kapija Testa

**Kapija Testa** je glavna kapija za ulaz na imanje porodice Zoldik.

## Pozadina

Kapija se sastoji iz 7 vrata ili 14 krila. Jedno krilo ovih vrata je teško 2t (dve tone), svako sledeće krilo je dupo teže. Vrata su dizajnirana da se otvaraju prilikom sile guranja. Na levom krilu sedmih vrata nalazi se **Lažna kapija**. Lazna kapija služi za naivčine koje pokušavaju ući na imanje i ubiti članove porodice Zoldik. Još niko nije uspeo, jer iza kapije čeka Mike džinovski uvežbani pas čuvar koji ne napada osobe koje prođu Kapiju Testa. Ispred Kapije nalazi se portirnica u kojoj boravi Zebro, on ima lažne ključeve koji otključavaju Lažnu kapiju.

## Zanimljivosti

* Nakon neusprlog ispita za Lovce Kilua je otvorio treća vrata koja su težila 16t, a kada je uvežbao *Nen* Kilua otvara peta vrata koja su teška 64t.
Shiver Games

**Shiver Games, Ltd** is a Finnish video game development company founded in Helsinki, Finland on August 15, 2010 by three graduates of Outokumpu's gaming industry training program.

Their first game released was Lucius on October 26, 2012; followed by Lucius II, released on February 13, 2015.

## Gallery

The old Shiver Games website from March 26, 2013 - August 21, 2014.
## External Links

* Official website
* Twitter
* Facebook
* Page on Finnish Wikipedia
Martial Arts in the Land

The martial artists of Gozeiki no Bano Kami Kantaro are among the best that Creation has to offer. Martial Arts have a cultural importance and significance that is ingrained in most aspects of society.

The prowess of martial artist hailing from the Land are very real and saying that their mastery of the arts is supernatural would not be much of an exaggeration; Mortals of the Land have access to the advanced techniques and charms normally only available to essence users.

## The Martial Artist Merit

The Martial Artist merit works in the same way for mortals of Gozeiki no Bano Kami Kantaro as it does for everyone else in Creation but in the Land, it provides an additional benefit at no cost: it allows martial artists to perform Exfusion actions.

## Exfusion Actions

Martial artists of the Land can manipulate the energies of the world around them, shaping it into patterns and matrices that achieve their ends, much like a sorcerer does. When a mortal martial artist uses a charm, the motes that power it are not drawn from her own Essence pools. Instead, she must take Exfusion actions to manipulate the flow of Essence around her and channel exfusion motes into the channeling of a charm.

To take an Exfusion action, the martial artist must roll (Perception + Martial Arts). Each success contributes one exfusion mote to an Exfusion Pool. **A character can never gain more than 5 exfusion motes each turn.**

Exalted and other characters with their own Essence pools that naturally respire Essence have no Exfusion Pool and substract exfusion motes from the number of motes they naturally respire. In effect, Exfusion actions are normally only useful for mortal martial artists or an essence user trying to pass off as a mortal.

The Exfusion action itself is a combat action which **cannot be included in a flurry**. A martial artist can pause in the act of gathering exfusion motes to perform other actions, such as attacking or disengaging from an enemy, but loses one exfusion mote at the end of every round where no exfusion motes were gathered or spent.

## Exfusion Pool

A martial artist can gather exfusion motes equal to (10 + current Willpower) in her Exfusion Pool. Any mote over that limit is lost.

Exalted and other characters with their own Essence pools that naturally respire Essence have no Exfusion Pool and substract exfusion motes from the number of motes they naturally respire.

## Martial Art Charms

Mortals (and only mortals) can learn each charm as a merit with a cost equal to the sum of its prerequisites. For example, a Martial Arts ooo / Essence o charm is a Merit oooo. Only Essence 1 charms can be learned by mortals, and they always use the Terrestrial keyword when present.