Saga 9

### Saga 9: Funny Monkeys

Many years ago, a man named Bowser created a gun that could de-evolve people, and he, along with his apprentice Risukuma, experimented on a man and turned him back into a monkey. Bowser was excited that his experiment was a success, and he also found the monkey very funny but when he high fived the monkey he learned a dangerous side effect. Every time a funny monkey touches someone, they too turn into a funny monkey, and if THEY touch someone then they spread the funny monkey-ness. Risukuma ran away and left his professor’s jungle lab, never looking back. In the current year of this saga MaDOSlyn confessed her love for Bethanny, but she rejected her for a man known as The Memer, this made MaDOSlyn depressed so Evan and Fabi decided to invite her to join their walk through the jungle. MaDOSlyn, Evan, and Fabi were walking around and hanging out until they came across what looked to be a big colosseum, they snuck inside to see what was going on. This colosseum held the funny games, where the monkeys would try to find out who is the funniest to determine the leader, and this year the combatants were Goku from kirby, Goku in his ozaru form, Shantae in her monkey form, Lazlo, Mojo jojo, Rafiki, Abu, Curious George, Caesar, Coconuts, the Kongs, Bonkers, Goriath, Esteves, Monkey from kung fu panda, Chimchar and it’s evolutions, Aipom, King Louie, Dunston, the wickersham brothers, Jake P spidermonkey, and the monkeys from jumanji.

As the tournament went on, the three couldn’t help but laugh as they saw Goku from kirby be the funniest monkey. MaDOSlyn went blind from just how funny the monkeys are, Evan went mute from laughing too hard at the monkeys, and Fabi laughed so loudly he went deaf. The monkeys were alerted of the intruders due to their laughing and Goku sent them to seize them because they weren’t funny monkeys. Evan, Fabi, and MaDOSlyn ran from the monkeys like in temple run, but since MaDOSlyn was blind she bumped into a pillar and got converted into one of the funny monkeys, a funny robot monkey. After the monkeys ran out of the jungle they realized they could turn everyone into a funny monkey, and they can make everyone just monkey around. Evan and Fabi made it to the CoolCrew base and they explained what the funny monkeys are doing, they then received an Email from MaDOSlyn that only says “So basically, im monky.” They panic, trying to alert everyone of the funny monkeys but it was too late for a majority of the city was already infected, including big cat who was so confused by the funny monkeys that he could barely have time to react.

Goku eventually heard by his right hand man, “the bruh,” about the SSCCM and arranged a meeting with Supreme Leader, asking if he could join because CoolCrew members intruded their annual tournament. Supreme leader agreed to this and sponsored the funny monkeys as they were told to convert all the CoolCrew into stupid funny monkeys so he can kill them. Soon enough, a bunch of monkeys storm the CoolCrew base and start turning people into monkeys, they corner Evan, Daniel, and Will as Will throws the other two out the window, sharing the same fate as Fabi, Sam, Echo, Morgan, and MaDOSlyn in turning into monkeys. Evan and Daniel ran through the streets of a chaotic city, everyone becoming funny monkeys and causing anarchy. The two eventually found a shack to hide in and inside they found a staircase that led to a lab where they met Risukuma, who said he had developed a cure for the funny monkeys.

Risukuma told Daniel and Evan that they all needed to do was to get to a tall building in the city and release the antidote, but they needed to do it quickly because it can only cure those who have been monkefied for less than 24 hours. They all agreed to a plan as they rushed out of the lab, whacking away any monkey that came at them by means of a large stick. When they thought they were out of the clear, a large banana shipping truck being crazily driven by a bunch of monkeys chased them down the city streets as other monkeys on buildings and windows started throwing barrels, tires, and other random objects onto the road to block off the three. Risukuma then threw a bunch of junk puyo at the truck which made it lose its course and topple over, the truck crashed into a fire hydrant as the monkey ran out of it screaming and being scared. Daniel and Evan quickly congratulated him and the three continued running a bit towards the Fabicorp building, the tallest structure in the city. The entrance was blocked by a bunch of funny monkeys doing monkey things and the group was stumped on how to get past them, until Evan remembered that he took a banana from the crashed truck as he took it out of his leather jacket and told the other two to dash when he says the word. Evan ran over to the monkey shouting and pointing at the yellow delectable banana in his hand which caught the attention of the monkeys as they chased him, he ran to the left and the monkeys all left the entrance wide open as Evan shouted “NOW!” Daniel and Risukuma bolted at the door as they saw Evan became unable to outrun the monkeys for long, sacrificing himself to let the others save the day.

Risukuma and Daniel ran through the Fabicorp building, looking like a chaotic mess as desks, machines, and water gallons were being tossed everywhere by the funny monkeys. Some monkeys even found gun storages and started firing sporadically, a bullet ripping through Daniel’s shirt and BARELY missing his chest, meanwhile Risukuma kept continuosly ducking and avoiding a mix of bullets and peanuts flying across the rooms. The two eventually get to the top of the Fabicorp building as Risukuma blocked the door with all his might and told Daniel that he needed to unleash the cure right away. Daniel started opening the vile as the monkey bursted down the door, touching Risukuma as he slowly started turning into a monkey. Daniel hurried and opened the vile and released the gas the moment the monkeys were about to touch him, the gas quickly enveloped the city and turned all the people that were converted back into normal people, meanwhile all the monkeys that were monkeys before that day were greatly weakened by the gas. Risukuma got Daniel as they leaped from the building and landed in a barrel, stopping their fall as they got back with the CoolCrew and started sending the monkeys back into the jungle. This angered goku as he tried to destroy the CoolCrew, but without his massive army of monkeys he was taken out almost immediately as he crashed into a building and died. Daniel told the rest of the CoolCrew how he saved everyone from being monkeys but nobody believed him, this caused Risukuma to shout at the CoolCrew by saying “YOU FOOL!” before everyone started laughing and spent the rest of the day fixing the damage caused by the funny monkeys. They also rebuilt MaDOSlyn’s robot body because it was damaged when he was a funny monkey, making Mad3lyn. Everyone had a good chuckle, completely unaware that danger lies in the stars...