Mr. DoucheBag

"A diss track on your average fratboy douchebag stereotype- you know the type: loud, obnoxious, overly confident to compensate for their lack of depth as a person, aggressive, obsessed with sex and partying, vain, stupid and generally a thorn in everyone’s side. It is also partially in response to the TV series Jersey Shore, which many despised at the time."

## Lyrics

[Chorus]

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 1]

Hey Mr. Douchebag, why's your ego so massive?

You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside

You don't need those s-s-sunglasses

Yeah, we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (Bye, bye)

'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (Months, months, months, months, months)

[Verse 2]

Yeah, we all get that you think it's impressive

But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing

Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age

Telling all your douchebag friends that you still got game

[Pre-Chorus]

Dear Mr. Douchebag

We all agree that

You are a dumbass

Why can't you see that?

[Chorus]

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 3]

Dear Mr. Douchebag, do-do-do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?

Or boast about high school rugby?

"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid?

You douchebags are a lot of the same

"Dude let's go, this place is full of grenades"

[Verse 4]

Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career

That's why yo Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer

You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on

So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon

[Pre-Chorus]

Dear-de-de-de-dear Mr. Douchebag

We all agree that

You are a dumbass

Why can't you see that?

[Chorus]

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 5]

Inconsiderate, ignorant

You drink, you get belligerent

You think anybody finds you amusing?

No, no, no, not even a little bit

You always find a way to stop all the fun

Like, when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs

De-dear Mr. Douchebag, I caught you bragging again

Trust me, man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in

You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all

"But, dude, I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."

No, you're not, come on

[Pre-Chorus]

Dear Mr. DoucheBag

We all agree that

You are a dumbass

Why can't you see that?

[Chorus]

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 6]

Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room

You're a douchebag do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-douchebag

Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Refusing to let go when she says no

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag

Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Outro]

"Dude, it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on

Where the hell is my protein shake?"