Minkie Pie's Turn

## Synopsis

*Minkie Pie's Turn* is the ninth story of The Muffins Saga, where Minkie takes the lead in torturing and murdering a filly named Cedar.

## Story

The Bakers Plan:

It’s been a week since the Pie Sisters moved into Sugarcube Corner, and in that time, they, Pinkie, Derpy, nor Applebloom hadn’t done any baking. Derpy, Applebloom, and the 4 Pie Sisters we’re currently sitting in Pinkie’s Bedroom and were going over who their first victim will be. They all agree that Minkie Pie should be the one to lead the baking, and their first victim will be a young unicorn at Applebloom’s school named Cedar. They’ll bake him into Brownies. Tomorrow, Applebloom will bring her whole class cupcakes at recess, then she’ll flirt with Cedar and give him “The Special Cupcake.” Then she’ll sneak Cedar over to the bushes that Derpy is hiding in, and when he’s knocked out, Derpy can fly him to Sugarcube Corner, and the other bakers will wait for Applebloom to get off of school so they can all play with him together.

Recess:

The next day, Applebloom brought heavily decorated cupcakes to her school, and she handed them out during recess. She purposely saved Cedar’s cupcake for last. Applebloom gives Cedar his cupcake and flirts with him. She gets him to walk with her, and she stops near a large bush and tells him that she likes him, and as Cedar passes out, he tells her that he likes her, and he’ll do anything for her. When Cedar was passed out on the ground, Applebloom looked around to make sure nopony was looking, and she signals Derpy from the bush she was standing by. Derpy heaves Cedar into her saddle pack and flies to Sugarcube Corner as Applebloom heads back to school. A while later, Cedar wakes up and finds himself in pitch black darkness. However, before he could cast light with his horn, he cried out in pain having been pricked with something incredibly sharp, and he passes out again. Cedar comes back to consciousness again and sees Applebloom smiling at him. Cedar looks around and sees that he’s in a filthy, dusty room with strange decorations. Cedar then shrieks as he feels the tip of his horn break, and he also notices that he’s completely strapped down to a cold metal table. Cedar then sees that he and Applebloom aren’t the only ones in the room, as there are five other mares staring at him, and the mare with crossed eyes was holding a large pair of pliers, gripping his severed horn. Cedar begins to wail, but Applebloom smacks him across the face and tells him to shut the heck up, because Minkie Pie doesn’t like loud noises.

Cedar meets Minkie:

As Cedar whimpered, one of the mares, Minkie Pie stepped forward and introduced herself to Cedar. Something about Minkie Pie didn’t sit well with him, and despite his horn being broken, he tried to use magic to escape. Unfortunately for him, it was no use. His efforts to use his magic only succeeded in sending excruciating pain through his head. Minkie Pie has her friends bring her a candle, a light bulb, a mirror, any kind of knife, string, a few fishing hooks, and the usual tools. Minkie takes her time to set everything up while the other bakers tell Cedar their going to bake him into brownies.

Cedar’s Torture:

Minkie Pie starts off with Cedar by cutting off his cutiemarks. She gives one to Applebloom and the other one to Inkie Pie. Next, Minkie Pie has the other bakers play her fishing hook game. Each baker gets a hook which are stuck in Cedar’s lips and attached to string. Each baker holds a string, and they each take turns asking Cedar random questions. After the game, Cedar feels dizzy from the pain, dehydration from crying so much, and his mouth is filled with blood. Minkie Pie holds up the mirror in front of Cedar’s face, and he is horrified at his own reflection. Before harvesting Cedar, Minkie Pie forces Cedar to play a little game with her. Minkie sets up the candle and lights it with a match and shoves the light bulb into Cedar’s mouth. Minkie paces in front of Cedar for a few minutes, and then she eventually blows out the candle, picks it up, and holds it in front of poor distressed Cedar. Minkie challenges him to see how much pain he can endure to avoid biting down on the light bulb. Minkie drops hot candle wax on different parts of his body, and Cedar tries to not clench his teeth. Minkie eventually splashes the remaining liquid on his face, and Cedar’s reflexes overpower him, and he bites down on the light bulb. Glass from the light bulb fills up the inside of his mouth, and Minkie tries to force him to swallow the glass. Cedar tells her that he can’t and it hurts. Minkie is now bored with Cedar, so she decides it’s time to harvest. Minkie asks Blinkie Pie to shoot Cedar up with a mysterious liquid that will help him lose feeling in his body, and Pinkie Pie shoots Cedar with an adrenaline shot so he’ll stay awake longer. The bakers wait for the solutions to kick in, and once they do, Inkie Pie hands Minkie a kitchen knife. Minkie slowly makes the traditional surgical cut on Cedar’s abdomen and opens the flaps of skin like a pair of double doors. Minkie asks Derpy to
hold the mirror up in front of Cedar. Cedar sees his own body sliced open in the mirror and vomits. While slowly dissecting Cedar, Minkie tells Cedar that she’s doing him a favor by killing him. He won’t have to witness the horrors of the world they live in or endure any of the pain it brings. Cedar angrily tells Minkie to kill herself, but Minkie laughs and tells Cedar that she’s already dead. Minkie then shrieks and violently digs out Cedar’s inners. Pinkie and Applebloom wave goodbye to Cedar. The last thing Cedar lays his eyes on is Applebloom, who was waving at him and showing the sweet smile he had always admired from afar. At last, Cedar’s eyes slid shut, and he was dead.

Minkie’s New Family:

Minkie huffed and walked away from Cedar’s dead body. The bakers started to pick up Cedar’s organs from the floor, except for Derpy, who followed Minkie Pie quickly. Derpy asks Minkie if she’s not really dead. Minkie tells her she’s not dead like Cedar, she’s dead on the inside, and she wouldn’t understand what she means by that. Derpy then tells Minkie that she was abandoned as a young foal, and she was alone until she met Pinkie Pie, and she tried her hardest not to think about her parents, and she held her head up high just like bubbles go in the sky. Derpy then tells Minkie that she and the other bakers are her family now, and they’ll never leave her. Minkie thanks Derpy, and she finds a small bit of happiness in her black heart when she realizes Derpy is right. Minkie and Derpy hug, but then the other bakers tackle them into a group hug. Minkie then laughs from happiness for the first time in her life. She knew that, from that point on, she truly has a reason to smile. After a few moments of snuggling, Applebloom tells the other bakers that they need to clean up and make their brownies.

Applejack’s Next:

A few days later, the girls were all hanging out in Pinkie Pie’s party room. They weren’t even concerned when posters saying Cedar is missing were put all around Ponyville. After Cedar’s disappearance, a curfew was set in Ponyville. The bakers found this amusing since they worked mostly in the day. While Applebloom took a look to see who their next victim will be, Inkie and Blinkie tell Derpy how she’s a lot smarter than they gave her credit for when they first met her, as Derpy was beating everyone at checkers. Eventually, the girls see Applebloom’s back turned to them. They go over to her in concern. Applebloom tells her friends that her big sister Applejack is their next victim. Inkie Pie tells Applebloom if she wants to sit this one out, she can, but Applebloom tells the mares that she’s going to take the lead in murdering her sister. The mares are so proud of Applebloom, and they all exchange evil smirks before going back to their fun and games.

## Characters

* Bakers
* Cedar