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Ironsides' Pizzaria

## Papa Ironsides' Pizzaria

*Ironsides' Pizzeria* is a beloved pizza restaurant located in the city of Lakkos, specifically the Little Serenus district. Known for its rich history and mouthwatering pizza creations, this establishment has become an iconic culinary destination in the heart of the city.

## Founding & Early Years

Ironsides' Pizzeria was founded in 1965 by Anthony "Tony" Ironsides, a passionate Lakkosian-Serenusi chef who had a deep love for pizza-making. Tony had moved from Not\_Venice to Lakkos with his family, bringing with him generations of pizza-making tradition. His dream was to share the authentic flavors of Not\_Venice with the local community.

The restaurant's early years were humble, with Tony running the kitchen and his late wife, Maria, managing the front of the house. Tony's dedication to using the finest ingredients and perfecting his pizza recipes quickly earned him a loyal following among locals and tourists alike.

## Iconic Recipes & Signature Dishes

Ironsides' Pizzeria is renowned for its signature dishes that pay homage to classic Serenusi flavors while incorporating unique twists. Among the restaurant's most famous creations are the "Ironsides' Deep Dish" – a mouthwatering combination of pepperoni pizza in deep dish formation– and the "Ironsides' Supreme," featuring a medley of Serenusi sausage, olives, and artichoke hearts.

Tony's secret sauce recipe, a closely guarded family tradition, has been a key ingredient in every pizza served at the restaurant. The handmade, thin-crust pizzas are baked to perfection in traditional stone ovens, ensuring a delightful crispy texture with each bite.

## Expansion, Employment, & Legacy

With its growing popularity, Ironsides' Pizzeria expanded its menu to include a variety of Serenusi and Lakkosian dishes beyond pizza, such as burgers, bread twists, and various alcohols by Han Cover. The restaurant also intends to open additional locations throughout Lakkos and perhaps Karkaros, each maintaining the same commitment to quality and tradition as the original. Steps have already been made towards this goal, as the pizzaria already employs two chefs (Jorge Cutler & Han Cover).

Ironsides' Pizzeria remains an enduring symbol of culinary excellence and community spirit in the city of Lakkos. It continues to delight generations of diners with its delectable pizza creations, warm hospitality, and a commitment to preserving the traditions of Italian cuisine. For visitors and residents alike, a visit to Ironsides' Pizzeria is a journey into the heart of Italy, right in the heart of Lakkos.
Bill Deserino Jr.

Bill Deserino Jr., Official Portrait (6 AF)

## Biography

**Bill "Fritz" Deserino** (January 7, 32 BF) is a Lakkosian-Serenusi politician who serves as a Member of parliament from Little Serenus since 5 AF. A moderate UWA member, he serves alongside his father Bill Deserino Sr., making the two the first father-son pair in the Parliament of Lakkos.

Born in Leviathan during his father's stint as a diplomat, he was raised and educated in Little Serenus, going into engineering. Following the creation of the Lakkosian Republic in 5 AF, Deserino sought election to the federal Parliament at the same time as his son in 5 AF, eventually winning the election after two recounts.

He has been known to be a adamant and loyal supporter of Francis Martello, unlike his father. A idealist, he has advocated for more radical reforms regarding Oldtown, unions, and pluralism.
Zwęglontag Federal Holiday and Service Act

## Zweglontag Federal Holiday and Service Act

The **Zwęglontag Federal Holiday and Service Act** is a Lakkosian law that provides for the establishment of the federal holiday of "Zwęglontag", a holiday on January 16th meant to commemorate the return of the Lakkosian Consul of Zweglony.

The law was passed through Parliament in December 5 AF, and was mostly met with support from both LF's Harold Shrub and the UWA's Francis Martello. The act was introduced by Koschevsky of the Champions of Zweglony.

The only opposition to the act was from MP Eddie Moore, who argued it should be a District decision. 91 voted in favour of the act, whilst 1 against. 8 abstained, half of which were from the Flu Party, while the rest were LF members following Moore's judgement.
The Lakkos Times (Newspaper)

## The Lakkos Times

Lakkos Times Paper from October 5 AF

***The Lakkos Times*** (***TLT***) is a daily newspaper based in the Republic of Lakkos, with a worldwide reported readership of 95,000 subscribers in 5 AF. Founded in 20 BF as the *Lakkos Daily Times*, it has long been regarded as a national "newspaper of record". For print, it is ranked 1st in Lakkos by circulation.

The Lakkos Times is generally regarded as being unbiased in its reporting, although opinion periodicals by senior reporter L.S Grumsman have at times had a liberal tint.
The Lakkosian Bush War

GNN Bush War Photos

## Overview

The Lakkosian Bush War was a war of Lakkosian intervention. Two warring tribes of neighboring islands were at conflict for months, and there was often spillover battles in Lakkosian waters. The citizens feared for their safety as the war grew more vicious, and dead bodies littered the ocean around Lakkos, angering the local fisherman. In a reckless act known as “*The 10BF Intervention Address*”, Consul **Antoni Bruno** (11-10BF) formally declared war on both the tribes.

Bruno would formally order the:

> *“destruction of their cities, and to get them out of our rightful lands.”*
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Bruno, as a result of the reckless and tyrannical war, would be removed from power via a vote from the Council of Concerned Knights. The Lakkosian Bush War was but on chapter in Lakkos' trouble history with its native and surrounding peoples.

## Commanders

**Lakkos**: Colonel Samuel Barone

**Ulwandle** Tribe: Umkhonto Eyasendulo

**Eyasendulo** Tribe: Isihlangu

## Soldiers Deployed

**Lakkos**: 1,000 Regulars, 2,300 conscripts

**Ulwandle** Tribe: 1,450 Tribesmen

**Eyasendulo** Tribe: 2,500 Tribesmen

## Casualties

**Lakkos**: 323 dead, 629 wounded, 107 missing

**Ulwandle**: “Upwards of 500” by Colonel Barone

**Eyasendulo**: 803 dead, 1,057 wounded, 512 captured, around 200 fled to other land.

## Legacy

The Lakkosian Bush War would be remembered as a moral nightmare for Bruno's consulship. Public protest and opposition was extremely radical, a contributing factor to his ousting only months later. The Lakkosian Bush War would not be taught in public education, and only fifteen years later would become largely become forgotten by the populace. The war was also one of the last times in which the state obstructed journalism, attempting to deter the anti-war movement. Many veterans of the war are troubled by illness, ptsd, and other illnesses.
President of the Republic of Lakkos

Harold Shrub, 5 AF

## Overview

The **President of the Republic of Lakkos** (**POTRL**) is the head of state and head of government of the Lakkosian Republic. The president directs the executive branch of the federal government and is the commander-in-chief of the Lakkosian Armed Forces.

## Constitution

Article II of the Magma Carta establishes the executive branch of the federal government and vests executive power in the president. The power includes the execution and enforcement of federal law and the responsibility to appoint federal executive, diplomatic, regulatory, and judicial officers. Based on constitutional provisions empowering the president to appoint and receive ambassadors and conclude treaties with foreign powers.

The president also plays a leading role in federal legislation and domestic policymaking. As part of the system of separation of powers, Article I, Section 7 of the Magma Carta gives the president the power to sign or veto federal legislation. Since presidents are typically viewed as leaders of their political parties, major policymaking is significantly shaped by the outcome of presidential elections, with presidents taking an active role in promoting their policy priorities to members of Parliament who are often electorally dependent on the president. In recent times, presidents have also made increasing use of executive orders, agency regulations, and judicial appointments to shape domestic policy.

## Presidential Info

The president is elected indirectly through a national election to a four-year term, along with their running mate. Harold Shrub is the first and current president of the Republic of Lakkos, having assumed office in 5 AF.
Riemann Plan (Dual Islands War)

## Summary

The **Riemann Plan** was a military doctrine conceived of by Lakkosian General Larry S. Riemann during the Dual Islands War. The plan was proposed following the stalling of the military campaign in the wake of Operation Knockback. Thomas Wilkinson would make minor changes to the initial proposal, but ultimately carry it out as it was proposed.

The Riemann Plan is centred on the opponent being a larger foe. Vaguely speaking, the plan consisted of three components:

* Vanguard Army
* Marine Army
* Centre Army

The Vanguard Army is to attract as many enemy forces as possible whilst also securing itself a defensible position. The Vanguard Army would then hold for as long as possible and tie down as many troops as possible, although at major cost to lives.

The Centre Army would pursue a forced-advance into enemy defences, no matter the cost, with the hopes that enough men are tied down to the Vanguard Army that the enemy's positions may crumble as a result.

The Marine component consists of multiple and constant amphibious landings upon the coast wherein the enemy line stands, resulting in encirclement after encirclement with regards to the Southern Army.

The Riemann Plan, despite its flaws, would persevere and become credited for the victory against the Kundrall Zrulenate. Due to the death of Riemann and Wilkinson's major part in its execution, Wilkinson is often championed for it as well.
Malcolm Rashon

## Biography

**Malcom Benson Cornelius Rashon** (born 42 BF) is a Lakkosian politician who serves in the Parliament of Lakkos, representing a the only LF-held constituency in Oldtown.

After serving in the Bush War, Rashon served as an aide to governor Gerry Neuman in Little Serenus before winning election to an Oldtown constituency in 5 AF. He is known for being an outlier within the Lakkos First party, promoting moderate economic policy, soft power, and more protections for religious minorities.

He supports the right to organize, although also supports "right to work" policy at a District's discretion. He is also known for his religiosity, citing it as "the glue that holds our people together." Despite political differences, Rashon is known to have been good friends with Louis S. Goldwater since childhood, ostensibly the reason he was chosen as an aide to Neuman.
Lakkos Haste Potion

## Summary

A **Lakkos Haste Potion** is a patented commodity and drug created by Stefan Alexopoulos and manufactured by Bower Chemical. The potion, of which there many varieties across Rathnir, serve to enhance an industrial worker's capability of excavation. Since its creation, the destruction of Rathnir's natural environment has been greatly accelerated, with Lakkos being at the forefront of such industrialization.

Lakkos Haste Potions are sold via GrossMart, and are the principal reason for high revenues.
9 AF Lakkos First National Convention

Convention Logo

The **9 AF Lakkos First National Convention** was an event in which delegates of the Lakkosian Lakkos First Party would select the party's nominees for President and High Minister in the 9 AF Lakkosian general election, alongside candidates for Parliament. It was scheduled to be held sometime in in 7-8 AF.

The convention was administered by the Lakkos First National Committee.

## Declared Candidates

* Harold Shrub, incumbent President of Lakkos.
* David Smith, far-right Lakkos MP.
Zrule (title)

## Zrule

Official Seal of the Zrule, Kundrall Zrulenate

## Summary

The **Zrule of Kundrall** was the ruling head of state of the Zrulenate of Kundrall from 98 BF to 1 AF. The title is roughly equivalent to a "Consul" in Lakkosian language or a "King" in others. The seal could be found on all official government documents during the Zrulenate's existence. Represented on the seal is the national animal of Kundrall, the "Kundralli Songbird."

## Historical Zrules

Domini Nasis

Triki Nasis

Greele Nasis
Lakkos First (Political Party)

Lakkos First Logo & Slogan

## Overview

The Lakkos First Party is a center-right political party situated in the city of Lakkos, led by populist President Harold Shrub. The party is known for its commitment to conservative values, market-oriented policies, and a populist leadership style.

The Lakkos First Party has a history dating back to the early 1970s (10 BF - 1 BF) when it was established as a response to growing demands for a more market-oriented and fiscally conservative approach to governance in Lakkos.

## Ideology

### Fiscal Conservatism

The party's emphasis on fiscal conservatism aligns with the belief in limited government intervention in the economy. Policies that advocate for lower taxes, reduced government spending, and deregulation are viewed as essential for economic growth and individual freedom.

### Individual Liberty

The Lakkos First Party is often associated with protecting individual liberties and freedoms. This includes advocating for the right to bear bows, limited government surveillance, and a hands-off approach to personal decisions, such as healthcare choices.

### Free-Market Capitalism

The party supports a free-market capitalist system, where competition and entrepreneurship drive economic prosperity. They believe that private enterprise should take the lead in job creation and economic growth. This has resulted in massive de-regulation in many key economic sectors.

## Leadership

President Harold Shrub's populist leadership style, while resonating with the party's base, may be viewed with some skepticism by other older party politicians. Populism, as seen by some, can lead to impulsive decisions and unpredictable policy shifts, potentially undermining long-term stability and traditional conservative principles. Harold Shrub currently serves unchallenged as party chairman as of 5 AF (1985)

## Policy Initiatives

The party's policy initiatives reflect a commitment to market-oriented solutions:

### Tax Cuts

Lakkos First voters generally support tax cuts as a means of stimulating economic growth, and the party's efforts in this direction are seen as a positive step.

### Deregulation

The Lakkos First Party's commitment to reducing government regulations is welcomed by supporters who believe that fewer regulations can lead to increased business innovation and job creation.

### Economic Growth

The party's focus on policies that promote economic growth, such as encouraging entrepreneurship and business-friendly initiatives, aligns with neo-liberal values.

### Individual Healthcare Choices

From a center-right perspective, the party's stance on healthcare emphasizes individual choice and private sector solutions over government intervention.

## Controversies

The party has also been accused of corruption, although no litigation has been presented as of 5 AF (1985).
LFNC (Lakkos First National Committee)

## Lakkos First National Committee

The **Lakkos First National Committee** (**LFNC**) is a Lakkosian political committee that is a major part of the Lakkos First Party of the Federal Republic of Lakkos. It is responsible for developing and promoting the LF brand and political platform and "party brand", as well as assisting in fundraising, electoral strategy, and coordinating candidates. It is also responsible for organizing and running the Lakkos First National Convention.

The LFNC also takes part in local District politics alongside federal politics.

## Election of 9 AF

The LFNC is currently preparing the Lakkos First National Convention for the election, accounting for the possibility of incumbent President Harold Shrub being challenged or ousted. Harold Shrub has announced his full intention to run for a second and final term, and has already formed the "Shrub89' Campaign"
Shrub Doctrine

Shrub inspecting troops at Fort Victory, 6 AF

The **Shrub Doctrine** is a Lakkosian foreign policy that pledges Lakkosian"support for democracies against authoritarian threats." The doctrine originated with the Republic's establishment and possible eradication by the autocratic feudal forces of surrounding states. It was announced to Parliament by President Harold Shrub to Parliament in 5 AF during the declaration of war upon the Kundrall Zrulenate, and further developed through the entire war, when he pledged to expand Lakkosian democracy in the form of the Lakkosian Empire.

Shrub told Parliament that "it must be the policy of the Republic of Lakkos to support free peoples whom are being oppressed by their respective autocratic despots." Shrub contended that because totalitarian regimes coerced free peoples, they automatically represented a threat to peace and further jeopardized Lakkos' survival as a lone democracy.

Though championed and presented through Shrub, the rationale for the Shrub Doctrine was derived from the Shrub administration's High Minister, Louis S. Goldwater.
Oldtown District

## Overview

The Oldtown District is a prominent and historically significant District situated within metropolitan Lakkos. Known for its unique blend of rich history and contemporary challenges, Oldtown primarily comprises the city's slums and is notable for the prevalent anti-government sentiment among its residents.

Oldtown is one of the most populous Districts, despite being one of the smallest in land area. The District has further been a strongehold for the UWA, which largely dominated District politics.

Oldtown is notorious for its criminal underworld, particularly in the form of the Oldtown Cutters.

## **History**

Oldtown's origins trace back to the city's early settlement, making it one of the oldest districts in Lakkos. Over the centuries, it has witnessed periods of prosperity and decline, reflecting the city's evolving socio-economic landscape.

Once a thriving hub of commerce and culture, Oldtown has gradually deteriorated into a predominantly impoverished area, characterized by dilapidated infrastructure. In spite of these failings, a monopoly on Lakkos' ports gives Oldtown leverage in regards to other Districts.

## **Anti-Government Sentiment**

One of the defining features of Oldtown is the pervasive anti-government sentiment that permeates the community. Residents of this district have long been disenchanted with the city's governance, citing neglect, corruption, and social inequalities as major grievances. Protests, demonstrations, and acts of civil disobedience are not uncommon in Oldtown, as its residents continue to voice their discontent with the authorities. It has become dangerous for politicians to venture through, especially as of 5 AF with the "Rocketing June" attack.

## **Challenges and Opportunities**

While Oldtown faces numerous challenges, including high crime rates, substandard living conditions, and limited access to essential services, it also harbors a resilient and tight-knit community. Grassroots organizations and community initiatives have emerged to address some of these issues, offering hope for positive change.

The district's historical significance, including its architectural heritage and cultural traditions, remains an integral part of Lakkos' identity. Efforts to revitalize Oldtown's heritage and create economic opportunities for its residents are ongoing, with the goal of restoring the district to its former glory. Such efforts culminated in the great "Transition to Greater Labour Act" of 6 AF, which saw federal programs largely rebuild Oldtown with subsidized housing and industry.
Domini Nasis

Contemporary Kundralli Coin Depicting Domini

## Biography

**Domini Nasis** (2 October 120 BF – 22 August 40 BF) was Zrule of Kundrall from 21 June 85 BF until his death in 40 BF. He was the first Zrule of the Nasis Dynasty and the first Zrule in general.

Domini Nasis' reign came as a result of Kundrall's autonomy from Tortuga as a colony, with Domini being chosen as Zrule as a result of his leadership and service during the Laurentian Invasion of Tortuga.

Domini Nasis established despotic and absolute rule in Kundrall, violently putting down any sort of dissent to his regime. An effective administrator, the Kundralli Zrulenate was held stable both politically and economically, whilst managing many foreign policy successes. A core struggle, despite his absolute power, was dealing with a military establishment that would later combat his successor.

Domini Nasis would reign until his peaceful death of Melanoma in 40 BF. His heir-apparent Triki Nasis would succeed him,
Lakkos Militia

The Lakkos Militia was a military unit based on the island of Lakkos, though technically employed by the Tortugan Army, the unit acts independently. The unit was led by ex Tortugan cavalry captain, Bansabira Anthos, along with four other captains and two majors at his assistance. It was formed in 1AF on decree of Consul Zwęglony "Bee" in a speech known as "The Lakkos Defense Address". In the speech, Anthos and six other ex soldiers were placed in command of the unit. The militia had a permanent standing force of just 2000 men, however seen in past wars, they may decide to conscript hundreds of citizens to fight if a larger threat is posed, giving politicians or business owners a wage to lead these conscripts.

## Organization & Conflicts

#### Organization

* Serenus Swordsmen - 500 Men, stationed in Little Serenus. Led by Captain Hippokratides
* Serenus Greys - 500 Men, stationed in Little Serenus. Led by Captain Zethus
* Old Town Heavy Guards - 150 Men, stationed in Old Town. Led by Captain Kyros Lakkos

* Mounted Men - 150 Men, stationed in Old Town. Led by Captain Kritias Serenus Company 100 Men (Serenus Swordsmen and Serenus Greys) Led by Major Isokrates
* The Old Company "The Bloody First" - 100 Men (Old Town Heavy Guards and Lakkos Mounted Men) Led by Major Philopoemon

#### Conflicts

* Semetrosian War
* Kerkisian War
* Karkaros Riots (ongoing, none killed)
Greele Nasis

Greele Nasis

**Greele Nasis** (born 3 BF) is the third and current Zrule of the Nasis Dynasty in the Kundrall Zrulenate following the January Revolution which deposed his father, Triki Nasis.

Born in 3 BF, Greele Nasis was born just following Triki Nasis' restoration as absolute ruler of Kundrall in the aftermath of the *Zrule's Council.* In 1 AF, a revolution and subsequent military coup led to the deposing of his father, Triki Nasis, in favour of his accession to the throne. Kundralli General Publiann, a high-ranking official at the forefront of the revolution, installed himself as regent until the Zrule came of age.

Greele Nasis lacked any sort of practical political power under the regency, ultimately having little to no knowledge of the government's operations. Greele has been tutored by many Kundralli scholars since the beginning of the regency, conducted under the assumption that the Nasis Dynasty would be restored to full power after the regency.

Following the Dual Islands War, the fate of the monarchy and Greele Nasis has been within question, leading to his prolonged detention in Kundrall following the siege. He would be under house arrest for over 3 years following the war, eventually being released.
Magma Carta

Magma Carta, sometimes called "the constitution".

The **Magma Carta**, sometimes colloquially called the **Constitution of Lakkos**, is the supreme law of the Federal Republic of Lakkos. It defines the national frame and constraints of government. The document enshrines the doctrine of the separation of powers, whereby the federal government is divided into three branches: the legislative, consisting of the unicameral Parliament; the executive, consisting of the president and subordinate officers; and the judicial, consisting of the High Court and other federal courts.

The current iteration is not the first, however, and the Magma Carta has existed for centuries. The two surviving iterations consist of the Consular Magma Carta --defining the Council of Concerned Knights and Consular powers-- and the current republican Magma Carta.

There have been many de-facto extensions to the current Magma Carta, such as Property Law and more specific outlines of the Government of Lakkos.
Oldtown Cutters

## Summary

The **Oldtown Cutters** are a street gang turned criminal syndicate based in Oldtown, Lakkos, which has been operated by William Cochran since 2 BF. The group consists largely of criminals from lower to middle class backgrounds, especially around the port of Lakkos. They utilize robbery, violence, racketeering, and gambling to exert criminal hegemony over Oldtown.

The Cutters' dominance over Oldtown came as a result of the defunct Port Hounds, of which the latter's operations were ceded to the Cutters' following the Culling.

As of 7 AF, the death of Frank Culotta and its alleged "order" stemming from Cutters' leadership, the syndicate is largely believing to be resuming a war against the Mob of Little Serenus over control of Courtyard and their respective territories, largely viewed as a continuation of the previous feuds between the Mob and the Hounds.
Dean Moretti

**Dean Moretti** (June 7, 62 BF) is a Lakkosian-Serenusi singer, actor, and comedian. One of the most popular entertainers in Little Serenus, he was nicknamed "The King of Crooning".

He became one of the most popular acts in the Royales Casino is known for his friendship with fellow artists Joe Ditaliano and Malcolm Williams, who together with several others formed the "Suave Pack".

His best known songs include "Ain't That a Kick in the Head?", "Memories Are Made of This", "That's Amore", "Everybody Loves Somebody", "You're Nobody till Somebody Loves You", "Sway", and "Volare".

(going to finish the dean martin rip off soon)
Colony of Kundrall

Kundrall's Colonial Flag, with the Lakkosian Flag in the upper left corner.

The **Colony of Kundrall** (6 AF–Present) is a Lakkosian proprietary colony located South of Lakkos in the Tortugan Sea, near Soumere-Serenus, established by the Government of Lakkos in the aftermath of the Dual islands War.

The Colony of Kundrall, sometimes just referred to as Kundrall, is currently governed by an appointed colonial governor. Individuals born in the territory are not given citizenship, and Kundralli are not allowed any representation in either local or federal government.

Fort Victory lies off the coast of Kundrall, serving as the colonial administration's headquarters and as a military base for further expansion of the Lakkosian Empire.
Kundralli Liberation Army

Kundralli Liberation Army's Flag, 9 AF

Group of KLA soldiers, 8 AF

## Summary

The **Kundralli Liberation Army**, often referred to as the **KLA**, is a nationalist political and militant group that controlled a substantial, yet disconnected amount of territory in the north of Kundrall, with various cells and chapters in the south.

Since 6 AF and the end of the Dual Islands War, the group has been at war with the Kundralli state. The KLA initially used a strategy of civil resistance. The KLAs' main body is made up of mostly rural people, but it includes some supporters in urban areas and internationally.

## History

### Background

The roots of the KLA can be traced back to the intense nationalist sentiment created in Kundrall by the reign of Triki Nasis, and later Publiann. The Dual Islands War saw the toppling of the Kundralli Zrulenate and its replacement with the Colony of Kundrall, a Lakkos-backed puppet regime. After a period of repression by Lakkosian occupation forces, disillusioned individuals and radicals from various backgrounds coalesced to form the KLA, that sought to address what they perceived as grievances left unaddressed by the peace settlement. The KLA thus set it's goals on District status, or even outright independence. The group was in stark contrast to the Kundralli For Rights group (KFR), which sought a more peaceful approach.

### Early Years

The KLA, within months of formation, would organize the assassination of General Larry S. Riemann, an event which first put the KLA on the radar of the Lakkosian Government.

KLA cells would infiltrate peaceful protests, attempting to stoke the flames and turn them into violent riots. Such operations were largely successful, with riots and instability rising year by year. Success was limited, however, as a result of the governance of Chronos Arcadia.

### Total Insurgency

In the latter months of 8 AF, the KLA began to ramp up terroristic acts, beginning with the assassination of a PRU member just prior to the 9 AF elections. The group would later declare "total war" against the Lakkosian state. The Lakkosian Parliament would retaliate with the passing of Bill 159, allowing for the High Councilor of Defence to intervene militarily in Kundrall.

The High Councilor of Defence, PRU associate Pablo Ishivaldi, would be quick to jump on the opportunity. The PRU would form the LVA, and along with thousands of other Lakkosian troops, would be deployed to the Colony of Kundrall. Upon their deployment, the LVA would be met with the Battle of Bloody Street, an event in which soldiers fired at a Kundralli mob. The deaths, totaling over a hundred, would be used as martyrs and propaganda by the KLA.

## Known or Suspected Members

Publiann - General and de-jure Head of State

Ramin Bayat - Commandant

Rasoul Qaderi - Commandant

Habib Mirzaii - Commandant

Mansour Alidoosti - Captain

Behrad Boromand - Captain

Payam Kasebi - Lieutenant

Latif Yekta - Propagandist and Journalist

Nozar Ahangar - Demagogue
Fishgate Scandal

The Fish In Question

> "I did not have relations with that fish" - Pietro Flu
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## Summary

The **Fishgate Scandal** was a major political scandal in the Lakkosian Consulate involving business magnate and politican Pietro Flu's eventual defeat in the general election of 0 AF. The scandal stemmed from declarations by Doug Pitman, who at that point was planned to be head of the state clergy under nominee Zweglony.

The scandal was alleged in February 0 AF, with Doug Pitman confiding to GrossNews an alleged relationship between Pietro Flu and a fish. GrossNews allegedly produced audio and used doppelgangers to stage film of the event. On March 8, 0 AF, the revelations were leaked to the public through GrossNews, creating a major political scandal. The event also served to worsen ties between Pietro Flu and GrossCorp, relations of which would not recover anytime following. In 6 AF, Harold Shrub would announce the administration was looking into GrossCorp and considering ordering federal indictments.

Although Zweglony did not cause or perpetuate the allegations, they came as a warm surprise to his campaign. Polls in January predicted only 40% of the popular vote, but by March had risen to 55%. Despite the high poll numbers, the election was still neck and neck, coming down to just a couple thousand votes in the Oldtown District. The scandal served to tarnish Pietro's political reputation for the many years following, although would manage to secure himself a spot on the Council of Concerned Knights.

In 5 AF, Pietro Flu's reputation and dignity was reinstated via personal talks between Les Hitaliano, Pietro, and Doug Pitman.
Will Lauser

Contemporary Engaving of Lauser (right)

## Biography

**Will Lauser** (September 65 BF – October 15, 25 BF) was a Kundralli soldier and farmer famous for allegedly leading Lausers' Revolt, a populist uprising against the regime of Zrule Triki Nasis, whom had instituted mass state repression The actual role played by Lauser in the revolt is disputed by scholars.

Not much is known about Lauser other than his service in the Laurentian Invasion of Kundrall, a part of the larger Laurent-Tortugan Wars. Lauser would dissapear during the revolt, leading to speculation regarding his possible death.
Latif Yekta

Latif Yekta, 3 AF

## Biography

**Latif Yekta** is a Kundralli journalist and alleged supporter --if not member-- of the KLA. He writes in the "Kundralli Herald", a pro-KLA newspaper syndicated in Kundrall. He currently lives in the main city of Kundrall, only ramping up his writings as the conflict has progressed.
Lakkosian Courthouse

The Courthouse, 5 AF

The Lakkosian Courthouse is the seat of the judiciary of the Republic. The courthouse was designed by an architect from Theiónikos named Markos Miskiadis and its architecture is based on the polished, white temples of his homeland. Construction took four years and cost an untold amount of Zwęglon and unfortunately cost two workers their lives.

Work on the courthouse was completed in 589 BF and was opened for court by the end of the year. The building features the heraldic colors of Lakkos including a fresco inlaid with solid gold. The most striking feature of the building is the large basalt and calcite sculpture of the Scales of Justice, a long enduring symbol of truth and fairness in court cases.
David Smith

David Smith, 6 AF

## Summary

**David Jerry Smith** (born November 7, 60 BF) is a Lakkosian lawyer and politician. A Lakkos First Party member, Smith is involved in Oldtown and Courtyard District politics and was elected as the 23rd governor of the Oldtown District from 30 BF to 20 BF. Since the establishment of the Republic, he has returned to politics as a member of Parliament.

A conservative royalist, Smith has played a role in guiding the more right wing aspects of the Lakkos First Party in opposition to Shrub's policies. He has fiercely opposed Shrub's political concessions to other parties, declaring Shrub a "UWA bastard in disguise", although has praised his economic policy. Commentators such as Jerry Mills have joked: "Smith critiques Shrub more than any UWA member out there..."

He is the brother of conservative commentator Buck Smith. With the support of his brother, he announced his candidacy for the presidency of 9 AF in 6 AF.

## Early Life

Smith was born in Oldtown, Lakkos, the son of Delilah Smith and Daniel Smith, on November 7, 60 BF.

Smith's mother and father belonged to the Potatoist Church. However, Smith was unconvinced of potatoism's tenents, and would later convert to the PIT religion.

## Governor

Smith would be elected governor of the Oldtown District in 30 BF, the youngest of his time, serving for ten years. Smith invited corporate enterprise such as GrossCorp to begin mass industrialization, and delivered legislation ordering the creation of packed apartment blocks for the growing worker population.

Smith would institute laws that would later come to be considered religious apartheid. Religious apartheid laws would continue to exist through the end of the Consulate, at one point becoming Consular law, before eventually being abolished during the Peaceful Revolution.

## Tenure in Parliament

Following the Peaceful Revolution, Smith would return to politics after an election bid during the general election of 5 AF as a part of the Lakkos First party, prior to the creation of the Champions of Zweglony. Smith would begin to become an "old sage" among more right wing, royalist elements in government, making Smith de-facto leader of a hard-line faction in Lakkos First.

Smith would vote in favour of the Cultural Rejuvenation Act of 5 AF and adamantly oppose the ratification of the Lakkosian Magma Carta, one of the few in his party to do so. Smith would praise democratic elements of the constitution, although argue that the erosion of the Consular position served as an attack on Lakkosian culture. He later stated he believes the Consul should be an elected position and not hereditary, whilst also serving as the apex of power for the purposes of efficiency and culture.

Smith voted for the Dual Islands War, although the vote was called while the invasion was underway. He has called for strict religious laws segregating Potatoist Kundralli should they become a crown colony, a statement furthering his notoriety.

## Personal Life

Smith is an avid believer in the PIT and its centre role in Lakkosian Culture.

Smith married Jane B. Smith in 28 BF, although would divorce in 12 BF.
Yoshiaki Ida

Before the bombs dropped, Colonel Ida was a Power Armor Operator for the US Army, renowned for his flawless technique and strict regiment over his trainees, both in and out of power armor. Mid-convoy from the National Guard Base in Chamberlain, the nukes hit, turning the world to ash and burying the convoy. In the year 2302, Yoshiaki awakens buried under tons of rubble, his power armor frying as he expends the last remnant of its fusion core to dig himself out of his grave. Upon exiting the power armor, Yoshiaki collapses on the roof of the buried APC, taking in the new, destroyed world around him and also at his new body. Disgusted and frightened, he quickly covers up his face with the only thing that survived the convoy, a tattered American flag. Confused and disoriented, he drags himself back to Chamberlain, ignoring the ill-intented looks he got as he enters the tavern, looking for answers about the new world he has awoken in and about his family he kissed goodbye.
Lakkosian General Elections

## Definition

A **general election** is a political voting election where generally all or most members of both Parliament and the Presidency are chosen. These are usually held in all official Districts of Lakkos, representing different constituencies. The general election is a regularly scheduled election where both a President and members of Parliament are elected at the same time.

Occasionally, dates for general elections may align with dates of elections within different administrative divisions, such as a local election. Lakkos holds general elections every four years, the next being in 12 AF.

## History

Election of 0 AF

Election of 5 AF

Election of 8 AF
Grossman (Γκρόσμαν)

## Biography

Marble Bust Excavated in 5 AF, likely contemporary

**Grossman** (765 BF - 695 BF) was an ancient Lakkosian senator in the UCR.

He was elected to serve as Senator of the UCR alongside Chartzy. He played a large part in further excavations in the colony, eventually coming to own a bakery. He was killed by Talorian Pirates as a part of the larger Exodus. Relatively few artifacts or literature recount his existence, all of which are stored in the National Museum of Lakkos in Little Serenus.
Lakkosian Senate

The **Lakkosian Senate** was the chief governing and advisory assembly for most of Lakkosian history. It was one of the most enduring institutions in Lakkosian history, being established in the first days of the UCR. It survived the Exodus of the UCR and continued into modern history before its eventual erosion and replacement by the Council of Concerned Knights.

When the UCR began, the Senate functioned as a governing council for the settlement. It consisted of 300–400 senators who served for life. Only the wealthy were members in the early period, but the poor were also admitted before long.

The Senate of the Roman Republic passed decrees and laws called "Statutes", a name later used during the Consulate for laws. The Senate of the UCR assembled in the Parliament hall, named the Senate Hall by later Lakkosian historians to separate the modern Parliament from the old Senate. The Senate of the UCR would survive the Exodus and take part in the settling of Lakkos, continuing its duties as a governing body. The Senate of Lakkos would eventually decree the creation of a head of state under the Consul and create a "Magma Carta". T

he Magma Carta addressed issues regarding bureaucracy and efficiency by delegating power to a strong head of state, namely the Consul. The Council of Concerned Knights was forged to act as a check to the power of the Consul, seated by high ranking senators. The Council would eventually assume all authority from the senate until the senate's eventual dissolution. The Council would face a similar fate to the senate.
Dougmas (Holiday)

Traditional Dougmas Tree

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## Summary

**Dougmas** is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Doug Pitman, observed primarily on in December as a religious and cultural celebration among thousands of Lakkosians around the world. A feast central to the Dougmas liturgical year, it is preceded by the season of Dougmastide, which historically in Lakkos lasts eight days and culminates on eighth night. Dougmas Day is a federal and public holiday in the Federal Republic of Lakkos, is celebrated religiously by a majority of Lakkosians, as well as culturally by many non-Lakkosians, and forms an integral part of the holiday season organized around it. The celebrations take place in Metropolitan Lakkos and her colonies abroad.

The celebratory customs associated with Dougmas are an amalgamation of many customs throughout Lakkosian history. Popular modern customs of the holiday include gift giving; completing an Advent calendar or Advent wreath; Dougmas music and caroling; an exchange of Dougmas cards; clergy services; a special meal; and the display of various Dougmas decorations, including Dougmas trees, Dougmas lights, garlands, wreaths, mistletoe, and holly. In addition, several closely related and often interchangeable figures, known as Douglaus, Father Pit, and Saint Pitman, are associated with bringing gifts to children during the Dougmas season and have their own body of traditions and lore.

Because gift-giving and many other aspects of the Dougmas festival involve heightened economic activity, the holiday has become a significant event and a key sales period for retailers and businesses such as GrossCorp. Over the past few decades, Dougmas has had a steadily growing economic effect on Lakkos.
Lakkosian Intelligence Agency

## Summary

The **Lakkosian Intelligence Agency** (**LIA**; /ˌelː.aɪˈeɪ/), known informally as **the Agency,** is a civilian foreign and domestic intelligence service of the federal government of Lakkos, officially tasked with gathering, processing, and analyzing national security information from around the world and within the nation, primarily through the use of human intelligence and conducting covert action.

The LIA leads counterterrorism, counterintelligence, and criminal investigative organization, and has jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of federal crimes.

The LIA is currently headed by Joey Guron.
Battle of the Kundrall Plains

Artist's Depiction, 5 AF

The **Battle of the Kundrall Plains** was a pivotal military engagement in the Dual Islands War that took place near the capital city of Kundrall, involving the armed forces of the Republic of Lakkos and the levies of the Kundrall Zrulenate. This decisive clash occurred during the heigh of the "Riemann Plan", and played a paramount role in the Zrulenate's eventual capitulation.

## Leadership

Leading the Lakkosian Armed Forces was High General Thomas Wilkinson, a seasoned military commander renowned for his strategic brilliance, Tortugan cigar, capricious nature, and his service in the Lakkosian Bush War. A second army would be led by General Riemann, helping to pincer Publiann's forces.

General Publiann was entrusted with the leadership of the Kundralli Armed Forces, courtesy of being the regent of Kundrall, possessing a reputation as a formidable naval tactician and a brutal defender of his homeland.

## The Battle

### Initial Engagement

As morning broke over the Kundrall Plains, a dense morning mist blanketed the battlefield, obscuring the Lakkosian troops' presence. General Publiann, leading the Kundralli Armed Forces, believed his position was secure. He ordered an advance towards where he presumed Wilkinson had positioned himself, positioning his troops in a formation that stretched across the plains. Wilkinson had already devised a plan, however, to out maneuver Publiann in the fog.

### The Flanking Maneuver

As the fires of Lakkosian camps made their presence known to Publiann, High General Wilkinson seized the opportunity to launch a flanking maneuver with a large infantry battalion under Larry S. Riemann, utilizing the natural cover provided by the undulating terrain. They engaged the Kundralli forces from the side, further destabilizing the enemy lines. A mass advance on the part of the entire army was orders, as General Publiann desperately tried to regain control, but the Lakkosian offensive was too relentless.

### The Turning Point and Kundralli Retreat

As the battle raged on, it became evident that the Lakkosian forces had gained the upper hand. Lieutenant General Antigeaux, Publiann's most trusted officer, was unable to deploy the Guardia Zaharra to the flank to prevent the collapse of the line due to a failure in communication amongst the army caused by the fog obscuring the signal flags favored by Publiann for coordination. General Wilkinson's disciplined coordination of his troops had payed off. Exhausted and outnumbered, the Kundralli soldiers were forced to retreat, abandoning their position on the Kundrall Plains.

Publiann's army would make a fight retreat, leaving a vanguard to allow the rest of the army back to the capital, preparing for a short siege, although most of the army was routed and only about 10% of the original force arrived in the capital. The battle of the Kundrall Plains was a decisive and resounding victory for Lakkos, something sorely needed at a time of low morale. The battle would forment the eventual Siege of Kundrall and the capitulation of the Zrulenate.
Buck Smith

Buck Smith, 5 AF

**Buck J. Smith** (born September 6, 55 BF) is a Lakkosian conservative commentator, journalist, author, and television host.

Smith's broadcasting career began during the 30s BF, when he reported for local television stations in Courtyard. Smith joined GrossNews (GNN) in 2 AF and has since hosted *The Gross Factor*. *The Gross Factor* had been the highest-rated news show in Courtyard since 3 AF, and he was described by liberal comedian Jerry Mills as "the biggest star in the 20-year history at GNN" at the time of his ousting. He is the author of numerous books and articles.

Smith has long said that he does not identify with any political ideology, and is not registered with Lakkos First. Media analysts have viewed him as a libertarian and conservative. Smith has been largely supportive of the Shrub administration, although in recent times has become more critical, coinciding with his brother David Smith's intention to run against Harold Shrub for the LF nomination for President in the election of 9 AF.

Smith has been criticized for promoting conspiracy theories, Gish galloping, manipulating, and staunch bias. He has defended the latter claim by emphasizing *The Gross Factor* to be an opinion show, not a news source.