Babozo (FBI)

"**John Pérez**" is my self-insert.

## Profile

John is a highly skilled FBI agent, who specializes in cases that are listed as unsolved or unsolvable due to their unique nature.

### Appearance

John is a tall man with moderate muscle mass, which does little to boast his impressive physical strength. It can also be seen that his skin is tinged yellow, noticeably dry, as well as scarred from excessive scratching, and he has chapped lips.

John has faded green hair that reaches just past his shoulders, often appearing untamed and disheveled with a coarse texture. His eyes are a dark brown color and are narrow in shape. John possesses sharp canines and a long tongue that he regularly bites on accident.

John has multiple tattoos that resemble crop circles, along with short phrases written in Latin and Greek, a reference to the Bible, and coordinates to specific locations. An alien face is placed on his upper-back with “Extraterrestris” above it, roughly taking up half of the area.

Typically, John will don black high-top sneakers, in addition to plain black pants, a black button-up shirt, a trench coat, and leather gloves.

### Abilities

**Overview**: John is considered prodigious in his line of work, solving roughly 9:10 cases and thus granting him some level of freedom to pursue his own interests.

John scored surprisingly high on the Physical Fitness Test, capable of running the 300-meter in 42 seconds, as well as doing 60 sit-ups and 71 pushups in under a minute. He could overpower most suspects who attempted fighting back, though becomes exhausted rather easily due to his unhealthy sleep schedule and dietary habits.

#### Skills

* **FBI Training**
	+ **Investigation**: John has shown profound analytical, deductive and inductive skills throughout his career. He often prefers to employ the use of “lateral thinking,” but does fall back on traditional methods when necessary.
	+ **Forensic Science**
	+ **Criminology**
	+ **Applied Behavior Analysis**
	+ **Interrogation**
		- **Torture**
		- **Intimidation**

* **Polymath**: John obsesses about the existence of the paranormal, cultivating immense knowledge in regards to the subject and even practicing occult methods. His research has also led him to procure broad education within general history, psychology, philosophy, folklore studies, and anthropology, taking further interest in mostly irrelevant areas such as ongoing politics or random trivia that entertains him when bored.
	+ **Multilingualism**: John is able to speak Spanish, Nahuatl, French, Koine
	+ Greek, Latin, and German. He knows American and Mexican sign language, as well as Morse code.
	+ **Ghost Hunting Expert**
	+ **Driving**
	+ **Sewing**

### Paraphernalia

* **Weapon Arsenal**: TBA.

* **Exploration Gear**: John usually carries around a yellow backpack filled with equipment for urbexing and ghost hunting. This includes a crowbar, first aid kit, rope, tinderbox, respirator, audio recorder, digital video camera, thermographic, and EMF meter.

## Trivia

* John’s eyes glow in the dark.
* John uses a flip phone.
* John is pansexual.
* John was originally named after his father, but had it legally changed at age 18.
	+ He has major daddy issues.
* John’s playlist.
	+ His favorite artists are Insane Clown Posse.
	+ His favorite song is *When I'm Clownin'* by ICP.
	+ His favorite music genres are blackened death metal (including its individual components), horrorcore, and EDM.
* John smokes and drinks.
	+ He favors absinthe.
	+ He favors Marlboro, or Te-Amo cigars.
	+ He owns a hip flask with the Latin phrase “Fide Nemini” etched onto it.
* John frequently does hand gestures similar to the sign of the horns, even holding his phone in a similar manner by wrapping his middle, ring and thumb finger around it while sticking out his remaining digits.
* John collects Aztec death whistles.
* John really likes surveillance cameras.
* John went to Stanford University.
	+ He majored in psychology, and minored in anthropology.
* John emphasizes certain words when talking.
* John typically whistles to reveal his presence.
* John loves horror movies, especially those with excessive gore, such as splatter films.
* John compulsively scratches himself (usually around the neck) when frustrated or stressed, akin to an excoriation disorder.
	+ He has an extreme sensitivity to light.
	+ He admits to having persistent thoughts about homicide, or general destruction.

## Footnotes

1. ↑ *“Potenta scienta est (Knowledge is power)”*
2. ↑ *“V.I.T.R.I.O.L. (Visita interiorae terrae rectificando invenies occultum lapidem/Visit the interior of the earth and [by] purifying [yourself] you will find the hidden stone)”*
3. ↑ *“Illuminatus (Enlightened)”*
4. ↑ *”Δεῖμος καὶ Φόβος (Horror and Fear)”*
5. ↑ *”No rest for the wicked,” Isaiah 48:22*
6. ↑ *38°50′42″N 82°08′28″W*
7. ↑ *37°14′0″N 115°48′30″W*
8. ↑ *33°58.1′N 105°14.6′W*