The Rise Of Giz

"On May 3rd, 2021. The day felt different, the air was thicker, and it smelled of tissues. Lifting my head, and wiping my face of the drool i had spilled all over my bed last night.

I stumbled down the ladder of my bunk bed. reaching for my chair, pulling it closer as I plopped my behind on the shit stained seat. Tapping the space bar of my keyboard a couple times to boot up my computer. As I said earlier it smelled of tissues, but more on my desk then in my bed, I furrowed my brow in confusion. Rubbing my balls as the computer screen turned on.

An image of a young black child popped up on my screen, chubby cheeks and small eyeballs. He stared into my soul, in the back of my head. I heard a whisper a faint but prominent whisper. The child said, "You got cheese a' I can ea..."

Quickly, I jerked my head backwards, looking for this... child. Not finding any small thing even representing a child, I slowly peered my head back to the screen of my computer. Typing in my password and opening Firefox. As usual, I went to Google Classroom for my daily school routine. But as always i got distracted and went for Discord. Pressing the shortcut felt... difficult. I had to put more strength in my pointer finger to... actually get Discord opened, but at last, it opened.

The oddly shaped logo spun as it loaded me in. I sigh, tired from the jelqing of last night, the absolute spanking of my turkey left my cock sensitive and dry, my right ball quivering in fear, as its pubic hair was sleeked back like a greaser from the 90's due to the bucket loads of cum that it induced. My left... "testicle" remained stagnant, the metal was cold against my thigh, heavy and strong, it presented itself with pride, somehow leaving the jelqing session of the night before unharmed.

Eventually the loading screen went blank and there popped up all the discord servers. Looking down the row i spotted The Balace Of Cool, the ground shaking beneath me, I quickly stunted my self upwards hitting my head against the roof of my bunk bed. I covered my noggin, my eyes closed as the pain slowly seared away. I opened my eyes, the ground still and cold. I sighed, shaking my head as i sat back in my malodorous spiny chair. I wiped my forehead, reaching for my mouse with my right hand. carrying the mouse cursor over to the icon for the Balace of Cool. My mouse quaked and vibrated, shaking the table along with it. I Briskly swung my hand away from the mouse, and just like that everything was still again. Still and normal, fine and dandy. 'Is this what happens when you Jelq your cock for that long' I thought to myself. before sliding the edges of my boxers down to peer at my shriveled cock. 'there's no way the action of jelqing causes the earth and everything you touch to rumble around you' I shook my head, letting go of my boxers. Reaching again for the mouse, slower this time I wrapped each individual finger around the mouse, 1...2...3...4...5...6 fingers all holding the mouse. I sighed in relief, staring at the Balace of Cool before clicking it.... nothing happened, i clicked again, nothing, again, nothing, AGAIN, NOTHING, AGAIN NOTHING.

I stopped relaxing my back and falling into the chair as though I surrendered. But for a moment.. just a faint moment i heard the bells of heaven ring, and the gates slide open. I jolted back up in my chair, with perfect posture.

I grabbed the mouse, clicking on the Balace Of Cool... in entered as the orchestra of heaven sang, the angels playing harps, flutes trumpets, and Jesus stood before me. Welcoming me to heaven with his soft smile. Wrapping his arms around me and almost in a godly he controlled my legs, carrying me to god. There... there he was. God, the all mighty. "My son.. you are finally here. Have you blessed Earth with my words." He spoke with a deep rich voice. "No god.. I didn't! I have sinned my father! I am sorry!" I panic, my hand shaking, tears building up in my eyes. He looks down at my and with his large hands, he holds my shoulders as I close my eyes, he gently whispers to me... "BRO IM ABOUT TO PUNCH MY BROTHER I SAID TO MY MOM THAT I WILL UNLOAD THE DISHES OF KENNY LOADS THEM AND GUESS WHAT HE DOES HE FUCKING UNLOADS IT AND MY MOM DIDNT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND BTW I FEED HIM DINNER TOO THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!"

I quickly spring my eyes open, and all there was, was my computer screen, my desk covered in candy rappers and Gatorade bottles, my beanie coated in cat hair and mounds of useless school work. I tear slowly falls down my cheek, I quickly suck it up and wipe my face, a part of my knowing i had to keep my redditor ways but the other part wanting eternal peace in such a paradise. Again as soon as i looked at the screen the smell of cum sucks, and Hispanic fuego balls washed over my face. My face scrunched up in disgust. Covering my nose and peaking at who was online. My eyes widened. A row of users with Banana Sack Boy profile pictures stood before me, all with one name. A name that could stop your heart from beating a name known all around the Balace and the ancient Playhouse.

I held my breath, scared to look at the chat. I mustered up the courage to move my courser over to the most active channel at that moment, 🎮#video-games. A blaze of racism, homophobia, incelness, whiteness and retardation covered my face almost blinding me, as though i was staring into the burning sun. Eventually the sight died down... my eyes trying to find there focus. Eventually, a swarm of messages were engulfing the chat "Ok, new song idea, KILL ALL BLACKS! I will write a song about my pure hatred for black people! I will talk about eating black people's charred monkey corpses!" and then I knew... the Giz's had taken over, all rights, all privileges were in there hands. You had no right to say anything against them or you would be aggressively brain fucked. I had a choice, one choice only. To join these disgusting fag's Oligarchy, here i am today, I don't wish to be a part of such a vicious group, but under the vision of the Giz's there is a rebellion.. waiting to strike." - The story of Popeyes The Clown's first encounter with the Giz's.