WCWF Flash Flood v5 (8/9/1996)

[A screen is shown, the picture is static. Suddenly, something busts through the screen,
at least it looks that way, and the letters WCWF lowers from above. The words 'World
Championship Wrestling Federation' fade in underneath. A man says, "The WCWF - Wrestling
Future".]

[Some music plays, which would remind viewers of the Sportscenter theme, and the camera
focuses in on a studio. The format is like that of Sportscenter.]

Matt Fountain: Welcome to Flash Flood. I am your host Matt Fountain. Well, today is the
Battle Royale which will decide the fate of alot of competitors here in the WCWF. Today, a
new superstar joined the WCWF...his name is Johnny "The Beast" Butler. Marc Kardon caught
Johnny Butler today...let's take a look.

[Cuts to Marc Kardon]

Marc Kardon: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are here in Pittsburgh Pa at the
Palacial Alegheny County Jail waiting for the exit of WCWF newest star Johnny "the Beast"
Butler. Here he comes now Johnny can we have a word with you?

JOHNNY: sure pal what can i do for you?

Kardon: We have learned you have signed a contract with WCWF can you confirm this johhny?

<johhny grabs the mic from the repoters hhand>

JOHHNY: Yes, I have signed a contract. Seems like the WCWF has a problem far to many
jobbers or old guys who cant cut it anymore Thats why they signed me. I am comming there
to kick rhe butt of all the crybaby college boys or plan old jobbers. I am here for the
money not to make the fans love me boo me cheer me who care its the money only.
       I train alone i fight alone i win alone. Its a matter of time till i am one of the
elite champions in the WCWF. I would have won the  battle royale  easly but political
reasons have kept me down

       <camera pans to  the Alegheny county jail sign>

       Now to the wrestler who calls himself Legion. Cut the metaphisical stuff man you
starting to sound like a college boy i oughta slap yuo around a bit   but i put you down
my list for a while. The man who i cant stand is winin flryin cryin Bryan PIllman boy i
wwill kick you butt all over any arena anytime i can see why your parteners even let you
around maybe you are good at carrying the luggage. A warning to all I am the beast and i
am hungry stay outta my way and you wont get hurt get in it and i will  treat you like the
scum you are.

Kardon wrestles mic away from Butler and starts to ask a new question

JOHHNY : hey man your trying to hog this whole interview i should slap you bet your a
college boy getta outta my way punk

Kardon: Well ladies and gentlemen there you have him Johhny "the Beast" Butler.

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Well, the WCWF gains a new superstar everyday. Also today, the WCWF gained
another tag-team at the hands of Johnny Banger. Let's hear from them....

[Cuts to Johnny Banger, and the Franchises]

Johnny Banger: I've brought in two of the baddest mother f\*ckers on the face
of planet earth now look i've brought in a tag team The Franchises Shane F'N
Douglas and Sting.

Shane Douglas: Fuck all of you competitiors all of you suck this is the
franchise himself this is the one who rules the World not Sid its me.  Look
Clique fuck the Clique fuck the outsiders and Brian Pillman fuck you!!! Now
onto bigger things we aren't in the tag tourney but we want a shot at the
winners!!!!! We will get it or you'll get it!!!

Sting: Look people you stick it haha jsut like saying that Nah you shut the
fuck up people becuz I gotta be the best look no face gimmick for me but no
NWO for me either I gotta be the greatest the World has ever known. We are
the Franchises and we kick ass!!!

[Cuts back to Fountain]

Fountain: Strong words from Johnny Banger and his friends. And that is yet another set of
superstars after Brian Pillman! As you know...Ryan Cawdor asked to join Air Force in all
of their matches...to stand in their corner. When we get back we'll hear from Air Force
and others! Before we go to the break though, let's see what Miss Dixie's camp had to say
about everyone challenging Mr. Extreme.

[Cuts to Miss Dixie and Mr. Extreme]

(Mr. Extreme is in a lockeroom, along with Miss Dixie)

Mr. Extreme:  HA HA HA HA!   I see that 2 punks are challenging me?? What, are you guys
stupid?  Do you know what you are getting into?  Jessie "The Jet" Johnson?  I am going to
ground you like the bomb that grounded TWA Flight 800. Lord Darkwolf?  I suggest you go
back and hide in the jungle, because Mr. Extreme is going to hunt you down.  Now, about
those thoughtless challenges.   I know I can take both of you punks at the same time, but,
Dixie thought of a better idea. Tell 'em babe.

Miss Dixie:  I am issueing a formal challenge to Jessie "the Jet" Johnson,
and Lord Darkwolf.    I am forming a team of Mr. Extreme, and the Hardcore
Homeboyz.  We challenge you to a 6-Man Tag Team Match.  Anybody who wants to
throw themselves into the fire with the two boneheads to make a 3-Man team,
go right ahead.

Mr. Extreme:  So there it is.  Me and the Hardcore Homeboyz against "The Jet", Lord
Darkwolf, and whoever is stupid enough to join them.  So now, pretty boys, I bring you my
tag team partners, Dogg and Gatts, the Hardcore Homeboyz.

(The Hardcore Homeboyz enter)

Dogg:  JOHNSON!  DARKWOLF!!  YOU STUPID PUNKS, BEWARE OF THE HARDCORE HOMEBOYZ, AND MR.
EXTREME!  We are going to destroy you boyz, and whoever is stupid enough to join you!

Gatts:  You boyz must learn sumptin.  Never mess with Mr. Extreme, or else
you are messing with us.  And you don't want to be messing with us.

Dixie:  You see losers, its like this.   My boys are here, and here together.
Whenever one is in the ring, the other is watching his back. You boys will be
the first examples of what we will do to anyone who gets in our path.

Mr. Extreme: So boys, I hoped you learned a lesson here.  Learn to keep your
mouth SHUT!  If you haven't learned your lesson yet, you will learn it soon
enough, when Mr. Extreme and the Hardcore Homeboyz beat it in to you.
   Remember get a partner, so we can KICK HIS ASS TOO!

(All 4 leave)

[Commercials]

[Cuts to Air Force]

(The scene is an undisclosed airfield.  The Air Force step out of a hanger and
stop in front of the camera on the tarmac.)

Jason Hawkes: It is a shame that in such a fine institution as the WCWF you
have human pollution like the Brute Force.

Johnny Sky: That's right, Jay!  They talk big now, but what are they going to
do against the Air Force?  Brutal Force, we are a highly trained fighting unit,
not a couple of untrained streetfighters like yourselves.  That is our
advantage over the other teams in the WCWF, and it will pay off for us when
we capture the World Tag Team Championship.

<shows Ryan Cawdor's question again>

Hawkes: That is great to hear Mr. Cawdor,  we can always use another wingman.

Sky:  That right, you cover our 6 and we will cover yours.

(camera fades to black)

[Cuts to Scott Pierce]

Scott Pierce: Well,well,well,looks like I am the second one in the ring this
Friday.And you know what that means? IT MEANS when ooh! "100% Nat-ur-al"
Scott Pierce walks out with the WCWF Championship Belt, ain't nobody gonna
tell me I didn't deserve it 'cause I have to go through all the top WCWF
superstars to win it. Scott Pierce has taken beatings all his life and that
sure ain't gonna stop him from coming out on top this Friday. And Vader! You
best consider yourself lucky to be getting a title shot so soon. That's
right, I will be WCWF Champion coming into our match and I will be walking
out with the title as well. As for your toadie,Jason Aaron, if you think
bully tactics will work in the WCWF, I am going to show your man that I am
the best wrestler here. I have gotten where I am through hard work.I will
show everyone that anyone can face the biggest challenges and come out on
top if they put a 100% effort into it. Ooh! "100% Nat-ur-al" Scott Pierce
is gonna win the gold and laugh in the face of everyone who thinks the
bigger man always wins.

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: And if they don't face each other in the Battle Royale...I'm sure the match on
Sunday will be a furious one!! Let's get these comments from another competitor here in
the Battle Royale tonight...The Undertaker!

[cuts to a dark room...then Paul Bearer holding the Urn appears}

PB: Oh my Undertaker...soon the WCWF will decide who their champions will be, and of
course you will be one of them!!!!  They dont stand a chance against you!!! OH YEAHHH!!!!

[the Undertaker slowly moves from the shadows but you can only see this
face]

UT: WCWF Battle Royal....Friday night...I will be the first World Champion, and there is
nothing any of you can do about it.   Although the carcass that my dark, dark soul
inhabits may be mangled, no one can destroy the Undertaker, and all that have tried have
suffered the same fate...complete and utter destruction. Your souls will end up in my Urn
just like the souls of my previous appontents. You all will REST IN PEACE....unnnnnnnnn.

PB: Oh my Undertaker.....oh you will be champion.....and this Friday, it all comes
true...OH YEAAAH!!!

[Cuts back to Fountain]

Fountain: We will find out tonight who the winners will be....let's take this commerical
break.

[Commercials]

[Screen comes back to the words August 25 standin up in a ring. Suddenly a steel cage
drops down and surrounds the ring. The bars bend and form the word Kaged.]

Matt: Earlier today I managed to catch up with one of the WCWF superstars Bill "Stuntman"
Thomas .

[Cuts to an earlier interview outside WCWF Headquaters, Bill "Stuntman" Thomas is there
with 2 very attractive young ladies]

Matt: Before we go on I have to apologise for the mix up we had with your name the other
day.

Bill: That's all right Matt mistakes happen even a great organisation like the WCWF.

Matt: Glad that's cleared up, I see that you've brought a couple of friends
with you today.

Bill: Yes Matt these are two of the newiest members of my fan club, Lisa and
Kerry.

[the girls giggle]

Matt: er Yes, anyway how's the training been going?

Bill: Excellent, even better than I had expected I've definitely got a few
tricks up my sleeve for the battle royal.

Matt: I believe you want to respond to a couple of challenges and prehaps
make one of your own.

Bill: Well I also took exception to Mr Extreme's comments to you the other
day, but it seems like he's already got his hands full with "the Jet" and Lord
Darkwolf. But I do have one thing to say to him - Get Miss Dixie to quit
bugging me she just ain't my type I prefer my women with a bit more class. No
my challenge goes out to The Crippler Erik Coy - Coy you should n't go picking
on little men like Marc Kardon, but then again what sort of other guys are you
gonna beat? So any time you feeling like meeting me in the ring I'll be there
and I can assure you that I won't me the one who comes out crippled!!

[laughs and smiles at the camera]

Bill: Gotta go now Matt and show these lovely ladies round town, speak to you
again soon.

[Bill and the two ladies walk off laughing]

Fountain: Did you hear that Erik Coy, Bill Thomas wants you in the ring! But maybe Bill
Thomas will be the third member with Darkwolf and Johnson to battle Dixie's squad. As we
go to the break, let's see what Ryan Cawdor has to say to Mr. Perfect.

<Ryan is sitting at a desk in dim light... A fireplace crackles in the backgrnd\*>

RC:  Mr Perfect, let us cut to the heart of the matter.  The arrogance in
calling yourself perfect is stunning.  You have yet to prove yourself to be
perfect. Here's your chance.  I challenge you to a steel cage match on Sunday
Assault. I'm willing to go into the match of my life on Tuesday WAR with no rest...Can you
do the same?  Or do your ossified bones creak with every move.
Is that a sign of the palsy in the way you shake or is that just fear?  Either
way old man, meet me on sunday assault.  I'll send you to the "perfect" defeat.

     Arrogance in a warrior is laudable.
     Arrogance in a buffoon is an insult.
     You know which you are Perfect.

     Welcome to the Revolution!

\*Fade to black\*

[Commercials]

Fountain: Now that Ryan has sent that challenge, let's look at the entrants for tonight
Battle Royale once more.

In the 30-man battle royale we have the following participants:

[he names them as they are shown on the screen in some sort of picture/pose]

```
The Music Man                                   "100% Natural" Scott Pierce

Ryan Cawdor                                     Fear

Assaf "The Terminator" Levavy                   "Almighty" Devon Storm

Legion                                          Brian Pillman

Fire Marshall Will*                             Super Mario*

The Mosher                                      Bill "Stuntman" Thomas

Vader                                           Luke Skyrunner*

The Undertaker                                  "The Crippler" Erik Coy

Bret "The Hitman" Hart                          Mr. Extreme

Jesse "The Jet" Johnson                         Willie Coyote*

Jimmy Katz*                                     Heavy Metal

"The Rebel" Johnny Banger                       Inferno

Axel "The Ax" Frenchman                         Slick Ric

Mr. Perfect                                     Edward Pontek*

Carl "The Tooth" Williams*                      Lord Darkwolf

```

```
* = jobber

```

[cuts back to Fountain]

Fountain: Let's get comments from a few who are in the Battle Royale tonight...

\*Ryan Cawdor, walks slowly thru Arlington nat'l cemetery\*

RC: This is a place of heroes.  The final resting place for those who gave   everything to
keep this land free and strong.  It is a good place to gain perspective on life.

     \*Kneels down to lift a small fallen flag at a headstone\*

        Life is a series of small battles, little engagements that build both strength and
character.  The harder the fight, the stronger we become. The symmetry is striking.
Tomorrow night, we wage the first battle, a preparation for the coming months and years.
We strive to prove ourselves as the champions that we surely are.  Such is the nature of
life, and it is good.

     \*Turns to look into the camera, His eyepatch stark against his face\*

        In my life I have accepted nothing less than total victory.  To do less
is to be thrown upon the dustbin of history, forgotten and useless. The Battle Royale will
be the crucible where all impurities are burned away.  The strongest will emerge and the
weak will be consumed.

     I Await to see who will emerge with me.
     Good Luck.

     \*Ryan snaps a parade ground salute towards the camera, iris to black\*

Fountain: And in the tag-team division......

Fountain:  Mr.  Perfect???  This is a surprise.  What are you doing here?

Perfect:  Listen up,  Fountain.  I'm only going to say this once.  At the Battle Royale.
No Friends.  Only enemies.  The perfect situation for Mr. Perfect.  I will win the Battle
Royale, perfectly!  After I win,  I issue a challenge to Scott Pierce, that is, if there's
anything left of him after Vader is through squishing him.  Pierce,  I've got a little
surprise for you.

Fountain:  There you have it,  ladies and gentleman.  A challenge from Mr. Perfect to
Scott Pierce.

Perfect:   Pierce,  just remember one thing before you accept my challenge.  Nobody beats
Mr. Perfect.  Nobody!  (Spits out gum and smacks it.)

[the tag team bracket comes on the screen and Fountain reads it out...]

```
Sunday, 8/11

                       Friday, 8/16

The Loose Cannons                       Tuesday, 8/20

#1    vs.             |----------------

Tuesday, 8/13           #5   vs.      |----------------

Sunday, 8/11                                 vs.      |----------------

Brutal Force                                          |  World Tag Team Champs

Tuesday, 8/13          #6    vs.      |----------------

#4    vs.             |----------------

```

Losers Bracket....

```
Friday 8/16

```

```
Sunday, 8/18

               Loser match #6     Tuesday, 8/20

               ----------------

Loser match #1       vs.      |--------------------------

                                                        |--------------------

                                                        |       TV Tag Champs

---------------               |--------------------------

               ----------------

```

Fountain: Let's see these comments from one of the involved parties...

[Cuts to the Flying Spaniards]

Pablo: "Well you know Matt, the Loose Cannons had some very obscene words for the
Spaniards.  They are out to destroy everyone and everything in their paths.  Well, we'll
let them destroy everything.  What we are here to do is to win a wrestling match."

Raoul: "That's right Pablo.  Pablo and Raoul are in the WCWF for one reason: to win the
WCWF tag team belts.  We will give the Loose Cannons a wrestling lesson, if they don't
disqualify themselves before the bell.  Heck, if they want to just beat people up, why
don't they stay home and just pummel each other to death?  Anyways, come Sunday, the
Spaniards will be ready for you "Ringmaster" Austin and Mr. Benoit!  Areba!!"

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: We've just recieved these comments from the Music Man..let's take a look at
them.

[Cuts to Music Man]

Music Man: "The Music Man is issuing a challenge to that pansy, Eric "The Crippler" Coy."
Crippler, you will be crippled when i do my little dance over your body in the center of
the ring!"

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Tonight is going to be a great event....you don't want to miss it. Let's get
these last minute comments from Nuff Respect..who go up against The Lost Boyz tonight.

[Gym area 2 guys can be seen working out in the background, A large black man
with a lot of gold chains comes into view and approaches the camera, his face
is very familiar]

Mr T: Listen up FOOLS and listen good, I knew it would only be a matter of
time before I'd be back, and here I am with the team that I'd been waiting to
get together for some time.

[Mr T turns and calls to the guys in the background and they approach the
camera]

Mr T : You FOOLS don't know how lucky you are, we were too late to enter the
tag team tournament. But that's alright with us cause that means we will only
have to win one fight to get the gold. That's right I'm challenging either of
the prospective Tag Team champions to step in the ring with my boys and put
the gold on the line!

[Mr T laughs and puts his arms round the guys]

Mr T: You punks obviously recognise my boys, but for any ingora , inga,
ignor.. FOOLS out there that don't this here is Savio Vega and to my right
this guy is called Sabu. My boys go by the name of Nuff Respect and any punk
that does n't show my boys respect won't know whats hit em.

[Mr T turns and says something to Nuff Respect, Savio looks somewhat angry,
they then go back to there training]

Mr T: My man Savio just reminded me , this goes out to the FOOLS who go by the
name of The Loose Cannons, loose lips more like - Austin , Savio hasn't forgotten about
you and still has a score to settle with you, so any time you
punks feel like a fight get you asses down to the ring and we'll kick you
straight out of the WCWF and maybe throw you through a table or two for good
measure....

[Mr T folds his arms and looks sternly at the camera...the picture fades]

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Well, that is gonna do it for this edition of Flash Flood. Tune in tonight and
watch Friday Night Live!! Till next time, I'm Matt Fountain! So long! =)