Hot Tub Whine Machine

"*As long as Twitch is a website about pointing cameras at things, some of those things are always going to be titties.*"
―Erik
Hot Tub Whine Machine is the third Let's Get in the Middle Of It. It was released on May 30, 2021.

## Summary

Erik notices that people on Twitch are getting upset because there are hot tub streamers. He watches a stream with a woman in a swimsuit and watches all of the creepy people chatting with her. Erik joins the chat, gives her some money, and falls in love with her.

Erik falls in love with a different hot tub streamer and asks her to play a Wesley Willis song. She doesn't so Erik goes to a different cam, falls in love with her, and warns her that there's something in the water with her. She ignores the warning and it takes her away. He tries to find another stream to watch, but he just finds an illegally streamed Hobbit movie and a Nobbleberry ad.

Erik watches some drunk women having a party in a hot tub. He gives them some money and asks them to keep it down. As he watches it, he realizes that he doesn't care at all whether they're streaming in swimsuits. He gives them a whole bunch of money and asks them to play a Wesley Willis song. A bunch of rude people enter the chat, and then someone in the chat recognizes him, so he goes to hide somewhere no one ever goes.

He understands that the hot tub streamers have destroyed Twitch and have made it impossible for gaming streamers, so he goes to the empty video game section where there are only hundreds of thousands of viewers. He finds someone playing Pavlov so Erik warns the streamer about an incoming teamkill. Then Erik teamkills him. He also looks at what else Twitch has to offer, like an ASMR stream.

Erik explains that there will always be titties on cameras and there's no point in getting mad about it. Instead, he looks at how that energy can be used for good and watches ScaryCheese pretending to be a hot tub streamer. Erik tries to convince ScaryCheese to write curiousbetsy around his nipple, and Erik falls in love with him too. Erik eventually gets his name, as well as a painted on bikini top, on ScaryCheese's chest.

Erik asks the whining people to shut up and gives ScaryCheese some more money, which gets Erik a place on the daddy board. ScaryCheese mentions that you can subscribe to his stream, so Erik does that and gets jumpscared. Finally, Erik gives him way more money and gets his name around the ScaryCheese's nipple.

## Messages

*I had that same hot tub but my cat gave birth in it and I had to throw it out**no i threw the kittens out too*
- curiousbetsytwitch

*Can you play a Wesley Willis song*
- curiousbetsytwitch

*something just crawled into the water behind u**seriously did no one see that*
- curiousbetsytwitch

*hey this is your neighbor can you guys keep it down I got a kid trying to sleep over here**here's some more money**It's nighttime?**Please play a Wesley Willis song**Wesley Willis*
- curiousbetsytwitch

*Watch out for that TK*
- curiousbetsytwitch

*How much to get my name written on you**okay thanks here's some money*
- curiousbetsytwitch

*write my name in a circle around your nipples you hot little bitch**write one quarter of my name around your nipple**do it hooker**as close to nipple as possible**slower...**can you underline it**I wanna have kids with this guy and then not let those kids watch this sort of thing**Best hot tub stream I've seen tonight, also please put me on daddy board**Great stuff now let's get my name in a circle around your nipple**You're welcome boys**I was watching this other hot tub streamer and I think I saw something fall out of her*
- curiousbetsytwitch

## Trivia

* Erik claimed on Twitter that this was his most expensive lesson to produce. Erik is seen giving 7,000 bits in donations, which would have cost him about $80-$100 in addition to any other donations or subscription fees that were not seen in the final cut.
* When Erik says "do it hooker" an earlier attempt of typing "do it you whore" can be seen but was unsent due to the channel's moderation settings.
	+ In the same conversation, an unused line can be seen saying "Hey ominus I'll drive my shortbus of a dick straight through you and out the other side and use you like a sockpuppet"

### Goofs

* One line of narration in the Nobbleberry advertisement is misplaced so that Erik's description of NordVPN plays over the ad.
* When Erik says "can you underline it" he yells out donate when he submits it, but the message is not accompanied by a donation.

## Video

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