Daniel Becomes A Larcenist! ;3

**Daniel Bracomes A Larcenist! ;3** is a gag story appearing in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

> "*Bro, get those shitty lips away from me!*"
> ― Daniel Goldberg to Aaron Harold
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## Synopsis

Daniel Goldberg is in the Midlore Trolling business, and business is a-boomin’. Midlore has recently broke his back from twerking over a large man who failed to steal his bicycle. West-Stein leaves his best Pick On Bully Tactics to Daniel so he can make fun of others, however Daniel joins a shitty time-wasting dating site and is matched with a creepy woman. As he walks to the door, the woman is immediately there. She grabs him by the shirt, yanks him high and jerks him around violently, implanting the evils of a larcenist into his mind. Now, Daniel only has one goal in mind: steal a random person’s things, this includes shitty comic books based on some “ugly dude nobody likes” being mistreated by most people.

Daniel himself develops a lizard’s tongue, a manly well toned ass and goes hunting for the next poor sap who happens to be searching for a longterm, life-lasting relationship. He encounters the likes of an ape-like creature known for appearing whenever men join dating sites are exposed to larceny, heartbreak and hookups. As Daniel tries to revert himself back into his normal human form, he must first defeat the strange creature known as a Manfoot in battle. But will Daniel be able to fight Manfoot on equal standing, or will he resort to more petty criminal behavior from yet another shitty experience from an equally shitty dating site of depressing users?

## Primary Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Daniel Goldberg
* Midlore West-Stein

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* “Damon Bradley” (Light Projection)
* Aaron Harold (Cameo)
* Damon Bradley (Mentioned)
* Dill Clay
* Hades
* Hangi Bell
* Jessica Bree
* Kerdur Rainer (Mentioned)
* Midlore West-Stein
* Ragorias
* Spencer “Dez” Holifeld

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* This story is about the dangers of dating sites.
* Manfoot is the cousin of Manbutt.
* Manfoot has a Framed Portrait of Damon Bradley in his apartment, seemingly using the image to *lick* and wish misfortune against the Rage Knights according to him. Though, Daniel believes he has a sexual fetish for Bradley more-so than anything.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*