The Bully Personality Quiz

Ever wondered which character from The Bully you're most similar to? Take a rough day at Peeside High School - how you decide to get through it will help you find out!

Read each question carefully, and pick the numbered answer that suits you best. Remember, you can only choose *one* answer for each question. Have fun!

## Quiz

**What do you do before you go to school?**

* **1:** Sleep in until your parents yell at you to get up.
* **2:** Check if your crush's latest pool party photos are online yet.
* **3:** Get up early so you can spend an hour picking your outfit and updating your social media.
* **4:** Wake up at 6am, organise your school supplies, check if you have your homework in your bag, double-check if you packed your ruler...
* **5:** Eat breakfast, text your friends and buy some coffee on the way to school.
* **6:** Neatly get ready, then surf the net.
* **7:** Eat breakfast, then eat breakfast again, and again...
* **8:** I dunno.

**On the way to school, a car drives through a puddle and splashes you!**

* **1:** "Grrrr!"
* **2:** "I'm so muddy. Haha, gross!"
* **3:** "MY NEW OUTFIT!!"
* **4:** "Waaaah! I'm all messy!"
* **5:** "What an idiot..."
* **6:** "MY GADGETS!!"
* **7:** "MY FAT MART LOYALTY CARD!!"
* **8:** "I dunno!"

**Uh-oh! As soon as you walk into the school gates, a gang of bullies jump right in front of you!**

* **1:** You're one of them!
* **2:** Don't they know your butt is your secret weapon?
* **3:** It's not worth wasting your brain cells on those looo-sers!
* **4:** "EEEEEEEEEK!"
* **5:** They finally manned up enough to pick on someone their own size, huh? \*punches bullies to the ground\*
* **6:** You dash past them while they call you four eyes.
* **7:** They're not getting their grubby mitts on your lunch money, ever!
* **8:** "Err...I dunno."

**Despite your encounter with the bullies, you get into Catriona McMillan's class early. Where do you decide to sit?**

* **1:** At the very back of the class - you can get away with all sorts of mischief!
* **2:** With your enemies who have to put up with your farts all day.
* **3:** With the girls near the back, where Catriona won't catch you putting makeup on.
* **4:** In the front row, so Catriona can see how perfect you are.
* **5:** With your friends in the middle row.
* **6:** Anywhere that isn't too rowdy. No farting, please!
* **7:** Wherever is best for eating snacks in class.
* **8:** Err...you dunno.

**As the lesson progresses, you write some notes in your exercise book. What colour would it be?**

* **1:** Who would know now? Your pet hamster ate the cover!
* **2:** Puke-green.
* **3:** Bright yellow, like the gold stars you always get.
* **4:** Shocking pink with girly stickers on the front.
* **5:** Dark red with a couple of doodles on the front.
* **6:** Pale blue this time, but you're always getting new ones thanks to all the extra work you do.
* **7:** It's covered in burger wrappers!
* **8:** You dunno, but it's black, like the hole in your brain!

**Ring ring ring! Break time! You use this sweet freedom to:**

* **1:** Have a kickabout with your friends.
* **2:** Chat up the girls.
* **3:** Take selfies and gossip with your friends.
* **4:** Make daisy chains.
* **5:** Arm wrestle the sixth years.
* **6:** Visit the computer lab.
* **7:** Eat.
* **8:** Scratch your head.

**All of a sudden a fight starts on the football pitch! You:**

* **1:** Join in and get your butt kicked.
* **2:** Yell "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
* **3:** Insult whoever's losing the battle.
* **4:** Run away and tell a teacher.
* **5:** Join in, kick the fighters' butts for a second and walk away.
* **6:** Ignore it. You're never anywhere near the football pitch anyway.
* **7:** Enjoy watching the fight while scoffing a giant bag of crisps.
* **8:** Dunno.

**After break, Catriona hands yesterday's geography test back, and it turns out you got a C. Your reaction?**

* **1:** "Phew, I won't get grounded for failing school again."
* **2:** "Yeah, it's not an F this time!"
* **3:** "Why should I care about letters on a piece of paper? I already know I'm fabulous!"
* **4:** "Waaaah!"
* **5:** "Well, it's nothing out of the ordinary."
* **6:** "I usually do better...will Catriona not pick on me for this? Fingers crossed, fingers crossed...!"
* **7:** "It's a C for 'Can I eat it? Yes I can!'" \*eats test\*
* **8:** "I DON'T BLOODY KNOW!"

**Soon you get so bored you decide to launch a rubber band at Catriona. She snaps "WHO DID THAT?!", so you:**

* **1:** Try to stop yourself from sniggering.
* **2:** Let Volcanus know it was you!
* **3:** Blame it on someone else.
* **4:** Own up while bawling.
* **5:** Lie it was an accident.
* **6:** Tremble, and pretend to be writing notes.
* **7:** Burp. Who can help it?
* **8:** Still dunno.

**It's lunchtime and you're starving! Where do you go for lunch?**

* **1:** The packed lunch room. There's food you can eat, food you can swap, and food you can enjoy!
* **2:** Straight to the canteen. People have food fights with their own lunch, so why not try one with the school's gross stew?
* **3:** The 'populars only' table in the canteen. No losers allowed!
* **4:** Your friends' table in the canteen, only nobody else ever sits there...
* **5:** The local coffee shop. No-one ever catches you sneaking out of school.
* **6:** With your friends to the coffee shop. You hate all the food fights!
* **7:** Whoopie-Whoppie, on your trusty Ultimate Mobility Scooter.
* **8:** "I dunno."

**Surprise for the afternoon - PE!**

* **1:** "NOOOO!"
* **2:** "WHYYY?!"
* **3:** "Hahaha, I an watch my enemies get yelled at by Alan!"
* **4:** "Hooray!"
* **5:** "Okay."
* **6:** "I feel sick!"
* **7:** "It'd be fun if eating was a sport."
* **8:** "Err...I dunno."

**Oh, no...it's track day and you're totally unprepared! Harsh Alan is sure to send you to detention if you don't run at least a mile! What do you do?**

* **1:** 'Forget' your PE kit.
* **2:** Fart in Alan's face and escape while he's coughing and spluttering from the stink.
* **3:** Take selfies in your new PE kit. Who cares about detention?
* **4:** You're nervous...but you don't want to get into trouble...\*starts running\*
* **5:** Just run. After all, you've been through worse.
* **6:** Thank the Gods you have your 97th sick note handy.
* **7:** Ironically meet Alan's demands, but throw up all over the track afterwards.
* **8:** "I dunno!"

**Ahh, after that gruelling PE lesson you're finally home; time to switch on the TV! You decide to watch:**

* **1:** Horrid Henty
* **2:** Gross Class 1000
* **3:** The Only Way is County Genesiscide
* **4:** Fancy Hippos
* **5:** Volcanusic Vikings
* **6:** Nothing - you're already on your computer!
* **7:** Whatever's on the cooking channels.
* **8:** "Err...I dunno."

**After your favourite show finishes, you ought to be making a start on tomorrow's homework. However, the work turns out to be a struggle! You:**

* **1:** Flush it down the toilet and think of an excuse.
* **2:** Burn it.
* **3:** Get your parents to finish it for you - they'll do anything you say!
* **4:** Aren't struggling because you always get straight As at school.
* **5:** Call a friend for help.
* **6:** Research the work online and figure something out from there.
* **7:** Eat it.
* **8:** Don't bloody know!

## Results

Now add up how many times you chose each number option. If you have a tie for which number you picked the most, answer this tiebreaker question, considering only numbers in the tie:

**How would you best describe yourself?**

* **1:** Naughty and misunderstood.
* **2:** Rude and perverted.
* **3:** Moody and a born leader.
* **4:** Lovely and perfect.
* **5:** Tough and mischievous.
* **6:** Smart and timid.
* **7:** Greedy and sneaky.
* **8:** Clueless.

Check what your answers mean here:

* **Mostly 1** - You are most like Harry Smith!
* **Mostly 2** - You are most like David Marshall!
* **Mostly 3** - You are most like Mae MacDonald!
* **Mostly 4** - You are most like James Smith!
* **Mostly 5** - You are most like Morten Larsen!
* **Mostly 6** - You are most like Edvard Andersson!
* **Mostly 7** - You are most like Caleb McKinnon!
* **Mostly 8** - You are most like Jordan Sanderson!