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ANTIFA RAIDS DADDYOFIVE FAMILY

Cody: *Waking up in the middle of the night* What is that sound?

*Cody looks out the window*

Cody: Oh shit...

*Cody comes outside with his AK-74*

Cody: WHO ARE YOU?!?! AND WHAT DO TOU WANT?!?!

ANTIFA: We’re ANTIFA! And we’re here to end racism!

Cody: WHAT DID WE DO?!?!

*The family comes out*

Mike: What is going on?

*ANTIFA attacks the family*

Cody: NO!!!

*Cody shoots at ANTIFA members*

*Joseph Alcoff is the leader of the group, and he has killed Alex and Ryan so far*

Joseph: I’m going to get this Cody kid!

*Joseph and Cody face off*

Cody: Why are you all doing this?

Joseph: Because you are a white supremacist!

Cody: How?

Joseph: By supporting Donald Trump!

Cody: Just because I support Trump doesn’t make me a white supremacist!

Joseph: Yes it does! Now die!

*The 2 fight Avengers: Infinity War style*

Cody: Any last words, punk?

Joseph: You should’ve... gone for the head...

*Joseph snaps his fingers, and the DaddyOFive family vanishes*

Joseph: Get rekt!

ANTIFA: Not exactly! They’re gonna return in the next fanfic!

Joseph: Well hopefully they support us SJWs when they return!
"Kid Temper Tantrum Goes to Hell with Lil Uzi Vert" In A Nutshell

hello my name is leelund and i do the allah snackbar shit and where the hell am i now

hi my name is lihl oozee fert and i make bad rap music and ha you're literally in hell 😂👌💦🅱️🌈💯

i also killed myself because i got to the old age of twenty-seven and killing yourself at that age is hip and trendy

oh shit leelund has blown up a wall by saying a couple words and now we can explore hell lol xd lmao rofl

hey we're lihl oozee's fans and we're mad! why'd you maek us go 2 hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

sup i'm justin bieber aithor of thee worlds worst song baby and i died for reasons unknown and i'm gonna torture y'all

wagwan boys i'm the spirit of xxtentacivon and i'm bringling leeland back 2 life so see ya suckers later lol xd haha

no i object to this and i'll fight you

```
*x and justin fight*

```

okay now leeland is back 2life haha rofl 😂

my name is kyle and i want leland to stay dead

my name is usna and i support this message

i will blow you up if you don't support my cringy fanfic
Aw yes, the days of learning to drive on the roads of Cape Cod! It was so peaceful and soothing...that is until you reach the streets of Boston! Maybe William should try that!

William: NO!!!

Violette: But William, it would be fun!

William: NO IT WON'T!!! HE SAID I WILL CRASH!!!

Violette: ButWilliamhewasjustbeingsarcasticyouwillnotcrashyoujustneedsomeMILK!!! (fast talk)

William: WELL I'M NOT GOING!!!

Rushwrj13: You wanna another round with Ozark?

William: I'm, going to... KILL YOU!!!

Rushwrj13: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)

Violette: IGRANTWILLIAMTHEBIGGESTPSYCHOAWAWRDFORKILLINGRUSHWRJ13!!! (fast talk)

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!
AGP Debates: What are you looking for in a VCR?

Charles: What are you looking for in a VCR?

Michael: I look for it's drivers.

Jennifer: Yes. Drivers are important because they can help run the VHS in it's full capacity.

Kimberly: My Panasonic PV-V4540 4-Head Hi-Fi VCR has a driver called KooKaa Driver.

Charles: Oh yes. The KooKaa Driver is one of the most useful drivers you can get in a VCR. It is compatible for virtually all VHS tapes, and uses the Optimizer Pro MAX™ for the fast performance.

Charlie: Nah, man. Drivers are one of the least important things in a VCR. The big issue is the power.

Michael: Yes. While VHS tapes are their own computers, the VCR is a computer as well.

Charles: In order to run the VCR with the VHS tape, you need what is called a UDisk.

Bridgette: I know! UDisk can be used to install software and programs. The UDisk is also a boot disc, so everytime you want to use a VHS, you need the UDisk to get it running.

Charles: One excellent example of this is the Finding Nemo VHS tape we own. It has it's own UDisk, so when you put it in the VCR, it will install a program called Pixar's Wiz, where you can get free games and websites.

Kimberly: I prefer to use KooKaa's UDisk Updater.

Bridgette: I think what I look for in a VCR is the color.

Charles: To get color in a VCR, you need a color disc. The color disc can be used to expand the VCR's color spectrum.

Michael: To expand the color spectrum, I use Disney's Color Shiner. The Color Shiner can expand the color spectrum up to 6 billion colors, depending on if your VCR can handle the capacity.

Charlie: Of course, we have a good VCR, so we will get all 6 billion colors.
BILL ATE 5,000,000 BIG MAC!!! (ALMOST DIES)

Bill: 4,999,998. 4,999,999. aaaaaaaand........... 5,000,000!

Violette: OHMYGOSHBILLATE5,000,000BIGMACSHEISGONNADIE!!! (fast talk)

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)

Violette: WILLIAMISAHUGEPSYCHOFORTHISS\*\*\*!!! (fast talk)

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!
ALEX CONFRONTED BY THE POLICE

Alex: Okay guys so in ALEX GOES PSYCHO AFTER FORTNITE IS DELETED I ran away from home. I did took my mom's credit card before I left, and I'd used it to eat at McDonald's and ordered everything and bought a motel to live in. I will be fleeing to Fairfax, Virginia and start a new life there.

*Suddenly, the police break into the house*

Police: STOP!!! Are you Alex Martin?

Alex: Yeah, and I do not want to go back!

Police: In the State of Maryland, anyone minor under the age of 18 who runs away must be taken into custody of the parent or guardian. Otherwise, the child must be placed in shelter care.

Alex: *Crying* I don't want to go back. My parents and brothers abuse me at home and killed my wife, Fortnite...

Police: So because they deleted Fortnite, you decided to run away?

Alex: *Crying* You don't understand... we married... and when Mike deleted her... my heart was shattered...

```
I know you're somewhere, somewhere
I've been trapped in my mind, girl, just holding on
I don't wanna pretend we're something, we're nothing
I've been stuck thinking 'bout her, I can't hold on

```

```
I'm in pain, wanna put ten shots in my brain
I've been trippin' 'bout some things, can't change
Suicidal, same time I'm tame
Picture this, in bed, get a phone call
Girl that you fucked with killed herself
That was this summer and nobody helped
And ever since then, man, I hate myself
Wanna fuckin' end it, pessimistic
All wanna see me with no pot to piss in
But niggas been excited 'bout the grave I'm diggin'
Havin' conversations 'bout my haste decisions
Fuckin' sickenin'; at the same time
Memories surface through the grapevine
'Bout my uncle playin' with a slip knot
Post-traumatic stress got me fucked up
Been fucked up since the couple months they had a nigga locked up

```

```
I'll be feelin' pain, I'll be feelin' pain just to hold on
And I don't feel the same, I'm so numb
I'll be feelin' pain, I'll be feelin' pain just to hold on
And I don't feel the same, I'm so numb

```

Police: Kid, this is no discussion. Either you leave the motel or we make you leave!

Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Police: Then you've left us no choice...

*Back home*

Mike: They're here!

*Alex and the Policeman enter the home*

Alex: LET ME GO!!! THIS IS POLICE BRUTALITY!!!

Police: No!

Mike: Officer, I am so sorry about this...

Police: It's okay. And Alex, if you run away again, we will have to arrest you. Understand?

Alex: Yes sir...

*The policeman leave*

Mike: ALEX!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU RUN AWAY?!?!

Alex: *Crying* I don't know...

Mike: No games, no phone, no outside unless it's summer school, no nothing for the rest of the summer!

Alex: *Crying*
BILL BILLED THE BILLED BILLS THAT ONCE WERE BILLED BUT WERE BILLED BY BILLED BILLS AND ARE NOW BILLED BILLS THAT ARE BILLED BILLS!!! (RAGE)

Bill: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!

Violette: WHAT?!?!

Bill: REMEMBERED THE BILLS WE BILLED IN BILL BILLS BILLED BILLS THAT GOT BILLED THAT ALSO GOT BILL BILLS THAT ARE BILLS!!! (RAGE)?

Violette: Yeah...

Bill: WELL, I WANNA DO THE BIGGEST BILLED EVER!!!

Violette: BILL NO!!!

Bill: BILL YES!!! TIME TO BILLED THE BILLED BILLS THAT ONCE WERE BILLED BUT WERE BILLED BY BILLED BILLS AND ARE NOW BILLED BILLS THAT ARE BILLED BILLS!!! (bills bills)

Violette: BILLISGETTINGTHECRAZIESTPERSONEVERREWARD!!! (fast talk)

Bill: GET REKT!!!
ANGRY GRANDPA SPIES ON ALLISON REYNOLDS!!!

Angry Grandpa: You know Allison Reynolds from The Breakfast Club?

Pickleboy: Yeah. Why?

Angry Grandpa: I found out that she was living in a trailer park in Sandwood.

Pickleboy: So we’re gonna go visit her?

Angry Grandpa: Yeah!

Bridgette: Doesn’t she live in Chicago?

Angry Grandpa: She moved out. Now let’s go!

**The scene cuts to the trailer park.**

Angry Grandpa: There is the trailer!

Pickleboy: Dad, I’m not sure about this.

Angry Grandpa: I don’t care! We gotta see her!

**They ring the doorbell, and Allison Reynolds answers.**

Angry Grandpa: Hello! I’m Charles Green, also known as Angry Grandpa! This is my son Michael, or KidBehindACamera/Pickleboy with his girlfriend Bridgette. We are here to meet you!

**Allison Reynolds gives out a shriek, then slams the door shut.**

Angry Grandpa: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT?!?!?!?!

Pickleboy: I warned you about this!

Angry Grandpa: She didn’t lock the door!

**Opens door.**

Pickleboy: Okay now.

Bridgette: You can’t do that!

Angry Grandpa: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I GOTTA GO VISIT HER!

Pickleboy: OH MY GOD, DAD!

**They walk in. The trailer looks very similar to the one Angry Grandpa lived in 2012-2015.**

Angry Grandpa: This must be her room!

Pickleboy: This is illegal! You wanna go to jail?

Angry Grandpa: Let’s see if she’s naked!

Pickleboy: Please don’t!

**Angry Grandpa opens the door a bit to find Allison Reynolds laying on the bed naked.**

Allison Reynolds: I can’t believe that Mr. Angry Grandpa found out where I live. Why did he come in here while I’m naked?

Angry Grandpa: She knows who the fuck we are!

Bridgette: Something’s up!

Allison Reynolds: Mr. Pickleboy’s even worse! He is fatter than a Whale and stinks!

Bridgette: That’s kinda true!

Angry Grandpa: Yeah! You smell like shit!

Pickleboy: Okay now. I’m fat as always. And Dad is, too.

Angry Grandpa: That’s correct!

Allison Reynolds: And Bridgette always wants to kill herself!

Angry Grandpa: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, FATFUCK REYNOLDS?!?!?!?!

Pickleboy: Dad, let’s beat her up!

**Angry Grandpa throws a Guitar at Allison Reynolds**

Allison Reynolds: YOU WANNA GO, WHORE?!?!

Angry Grandpa: I WANNA BEAT YOUR FATASS UP!!!!!!!

**Angry Grandpa throws Allison Reynolds in The River**

Allison Reynolds: CURSE YOU, MR. ANGRY GRANDPA!!!!! I’M GONNA GO LIVE NAKED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!

Angry Grandpa: ALRIGHT GO AHEAD ALLISON FATFUCK PIECE OF SHIT REYNOLDS, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! YOU CAN KISS MY FATASS!!!!!!

Pickleboy: DAD, LET’S GO NOW!!!

Angry Grandpa: ALLISON GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FATFUCK PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH REYNOLDS, THERE’S ONE MORE THING THAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU: SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK!!!!!

Allison Reynolds: SCREW YOU, MR. ANGRY GRANDPA!!!!

Angry Grandpa: I’LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!!

PICKLEBOY: LET’S GO!!!!

Angry Grandpa: OK!!!!

They leave to go Home
ALEX REACTS TO TRIPPIE REDD "I KILL PEOPLE"

Mike: Wassup, Team DO5! Today, Alex is going to be reacting to Trippie Redd's "I Kill People".

Alex: This is gonna be fun!

*Video plays*

Alex: Hold up!

Mike: *Pauses video* Yes?

Alex: Why are we listening to the slowed and reverb one?

Mike: That one is better.

Alex: Oh.

```
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Shawty know I kill people, real people
From the trenches where it's real lethal, tote real regals
Big body, what's your build boy? Ill boy
Nigga need to find his chill boy, yeah
Shawty know I kill people, real people
From the trenches where it's real lethal, tote real regals
Big body, what's your build boy? Ill boy
Nigga need to find his chill boy
Foenem tweaking, we gon' show his ass for real boy, yeah
Foenem tweaking, I'ma bus' him up, yeah
Foenem tweaking, I'ma bus' him up, yeah
Foenem tweaking, I'ma bus' him up

```

Alex: Why does he say he kills people? The only people you kill are the ones in ROBLOX!

Cody: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake: Trippie got roasted!

Trippie Redd: You know I kill people, right?

Mike: TRIPPIE?!?!

Trippie Redd: SHAWTY KNOWS THAT I KILL PEOPLE!!! REAL PEOPLE!!!

*Trippie Redd turns into Michael Green (a.k.a. KidBehindACamera)*

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Triton

Triton is the prince of Atlantis.

## Biography

Triton is the son of Poseidon and Amphitrite. On the surface world, Triton uses the alias **Vernon Camp**. He joined the Heralds.

## Powers and Abilities

Triton can manipulate water and breath underwater. He can lift 2 tons. He can swim at a speed of 6000 mph. In battle, Triton uses a Trident that amplifies his water manipulation.

## Notes

* He is the nephew of Zeus.
* He is the cousin of Hercules.
Against The Cosmos

Against The Cosmos is the third album and the fourth release by Interstate 405.

## Tracklist

1. Nebula (2:02)
2. Baby Makes Three (3:00)
3. Communism Viewpoint (1:38)
4. Miso Soup with Strychnine (1:51)
5. Commandment (2:12)
6. Local Poltergeist (1:45)
7. L.A. Girl (Adolescents cover) (1:51)
8. Coming-Out Party (2:21)
9. I'm Neurotic and Fucked Up (1:12)
10. Tapecut (3:01)
11. Drowned Out (2:51)
12. Written on an Index Card (2:31)
13. I Care More About Content, Not Aesthetics (5:00)
14. For The Old Timers (2:51)
15. Seven Inches (2:57)
16. It Follows (Minor Threat cover) (2:01)
17. Getting In My Way (Teen Idles cover) (1:26)
18. Fine Line (2:01)
19. Squirm (2:36)
20. Ignorance Days (3:01)
21. It's About Time We Had A Change (Youth Brigade cover) (1:25)
22. Dying Genre (1:51)
23. I and Jah (3:04)
24. Omniwriters (2:21)
25. Brass Knuckles (1:54)
26. The Sadist (1:57)
27. Taboo Subject (3:01)
28. Tony, Milo, Nathan, and Ian (6:37)
29. Instrumental Punk Song (1:37)
30. Restless Youth (2:26)
31. In A Haze (2:01)
32. Long Process (2:13)
33. I Get A Life (4:00)

## Trivia

* "I Care More About Content" is a rant about how aesthetics is the only thing that matters in most music nowadays.
* "Squirm" takes its title from the movie of the same name.
* "I and Jah" is grammatically correct Rastafari for "me and God".
* "Tony, Milo, Nathan, and Ian" took its title from four punk singers: Tony Cadena of the Adolescents, Milo Aukerman of the Descendents, Nathan Strejcek from Teen Idles and Youth Brigade, and Ian MacKaye from Minor Threat and Fugazi.
* The total length of this album is 1:22:35, and the average length of a song on it is 2:30.
ANDY DIED... *SAD* *RIP*

Violette: Hey guys... I know you’re going to make fun of me for crying... We lost Andy, to a drunk driver... I feel bad for his friends... his relatives... and our fans... He has a roadside memorial the exact location he was hit... And... \*Holds up a severed ear\* Here’s his ear... to prove he died... I recovered it from the crash site... and why did it have to be Andy? It could’ve been me... or Bill... Andy was coming home from work... when the car hit him.... I’m sorry guys, I’m going to have to quit... bye...

William: MOM!!! THAT’S MY EAR!!!

Violette: I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME CLOUT ON THE CHANNEL TO GAIN VIEWS!!!

William: REMEMBER WHAT IMJAYSTATION DID!?

Violette: No?

William: HE EXPLOITS RECENT DEATHS FOR CLOUT, AND EVEN HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!

Violette: I didn’t know!

William: GRAAAAAHHHH!!!! GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!

Violette: WHAT???

William: WE’RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY EAR REATTACHED!!!

Violette: Are you joking?!

William: NO!!! I NEED DISSOLVABLE STITCHES TO PUT MY EAR BACK ON!!!

Violette: WHY?!
Andy eats all of William’s tacos

Andy: Mmmmmmmm yummy!

William: ANDY!!!

Andy: WHAT?!?!

William: YOU’RE EATING ALL OF MY TACOS!!!

Andy: Whoops.

William: WHOOPS MY ASS!!!

William destroys all of the tacos

Andy: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?!

William breaks the table

Andy: WHY?!?!

William slams the taco remains on Andy

Andy: I FUCKING HATE YOU DUDE!!!

William: AND I HATE YOU TOO!!! GO TO HELL!!!
Amen

**Amen** is the twenty-fourth album released by Lil Moni.

## Tracks

1: Make a Wish (feat. Trippie Redd)

2: Kik (feat. 6IX9INE)

3: Volshuda, Maine

4: Sanity Loss

5: ｈｅａｄ　ｄｅｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ

6: >><<

7: Gang gnaG

8: Keep on Going

9: Sunshine Love

10: １９７５　Ｍａｒａｔｈｏｎ(feat. Kodak Black)

11: Ｍａｒｅｙｌ＠ｎｄ

12: סיים את סבלנו

## Triva

* "סיים את סבלנו" means "End the suffering of us". This is a reference to the Jews being tortured and killed during the World War era.
* When the album is purchased digitally, a gif version of it opens.
AGP Debates: What makes Dead a good person?

Charles: What makes Dead a good person?

Michael: For those who don't know, Pelle Ohlin, otherwise known as Dead, was a vocalist for Mayhem and the now defunct band Morbid. He is also known to be an influencer for the VHS genre.

Bridgette: Dead modified VHS tapes for a living. He took a bootleg copy of The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland and made it a very powerful PC. It has 5 GHz of CPU, 40 GB of RAM, a Georgia Banks graphics card, and 700 TB of storage.

Tina: He's also known for working with another VHS influencer called Georgia Keeth. Keeth and Dead teamed up to create advertisements for the modified VHS tapes and had people pay them to start up a VHS business. If you want to, you can even request customized processors, RAMs, graphics cards, and storage devices from them.

Charles: I knew Dead in person. While he may have dark ideas, he was also an intelligent man who changed the VHS enthusiast game forever. It's a shame he's gone now.
ATLANTA METROPOLITAN AREA RAGE but read by Ned Flanders

Violette: why howdy youtube! Today, me and william are going to explorinoe the atlanta metropolitan area!

William: but i diddily ding dong don't wanna go to atlanta! It's so diddily ding dong deep south and ghetto!

Violette: but that only goes to outside of atlanta!!! It is noodly-not diddily ding dong deep south in atlanta!!! Noodly-now let's go see the show.

At the show...

Chocola: mew! I'm chocola!

Vanilla: and i'm vanilla!

William: and i can't handle this!!! I will diddly up you 2!!!

Chocola: noodly-no!!! Chocola diddily ding dong don't wanna diddily ding dong die in atlanta!!!

Vanilla: mew! It's bad!!! Diddily ding dong don't diddily ding dong do it!

William: too bad!!! (blows up noodly-neko girls)

Crowd: oh my lord!!! He blew up the b\*\*\*\*es!!! Noodly-now we can't m\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*!!!

William: i will noodly-now noodly-nuke atlanta!!!

Violette: williamyounukeatlantaandiwillkillyou!!! (fast talk)

William: you can't diddly me because your already diddily ding dong dead!!!

Riddly-ready to noodly-nuke atlanta?

Yep!

Okilly-dokilly. The bomberino will hit atlanta in

3

2

1

Kaboom!!!

William: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I noodly-nuked atlanta!!! Noodly-no more coke!!! Mountain diddily ding dong dew and diddily ding dong doritos for life noodly-n\*\*\*\*!!!

Violette: williamisgettingthebiggestpsychoawardforinonukingatlanta!!! (fast talk)

William: what?!?! I thought i killed you!!!

Violette: wel-diddly-ellisurvivedsohahayoupsycho!!! (fast talk)

Riddly-ready to noodly-nuke violette?

Yep!

Okilly-dokilly. The bomberino will hit violette in

3

2

1

Kaboom!!!
Apoastro

**Apoastro** é o ponto da órbita de um corpo celeste ou de uma nave espacial em que ele se encontra mais distante do astro em torno do qual gravita.

Comumente as naves espaciais giram em torno dos corpos celestes em órbitas elípticas e elas sempre apresentam um ponto de maior distância relativa, que é denominado de apoastro.

Se estiver se referindo a um planeta do Sistema Solar que orbita em torno do Sol, neste caso este ponto recebe o nome específico de afélio. No caso de se referir a satélites (naturais ou artificiais) que orbitem em torno da Terra, este ponto recebe o nome específico de apogeu.
ANDY BURNS LAPTOP OVER CRINGY FANFIC!!!

Andy: OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!

Violette: WHAT!?

Andy: SOMEONE WROTE THIS FANFIC ABOUT ME DYING AT THE HOSPITAL!!!

Violette: So?

Andy: WILLIAM ASSAULTED ME IN THE FANFIC!!!

Andy: AND LOOK HOW MANY O'S THERE ARE WHEN YOU SCREAM WILLIAM YOU PSYCHO!!!

Violette: Andy That Was Probably William Who Wrote That Fanfic.

( Andy Grabs His Laptop)

(Andy Brings His Laptop Outside)

Violette: ANDY!!!

( Andy Burns His Laptop)

Violette: ANDY THAT WAS YOUR LAPTOP!!!

Andy: DIE LAPTOP DIE!!!
BILL BREAKS HIS PELVIS WHILE AT MCDONALDS PLAYPLACE!!! (RAGE)

Violette: Why hello everyone! We are at McDonald's to eat and William, Bill and Zachary are in the PlayPlace.

Bill: There’s probably vomit and piss everywhere! This place is so small!

William: It’s probably fine dad!

\*the three go across the bridge, and into the slide room\*

Zachary: Let’s go down the slide!

William: OK!

\*William and Zachary go down the slide\*

William: Yay!

\*Suddenly, Bill comes down the slide, falls on his back, and breaks his pelvis\*

Bill: OH MY GOD I BROKE MY PELVIS!!!

Lucy: DAD!!!

Zachary: Grandpa!

Bill: I HAVE TO GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!

Violette: BILL!!! WE’RE IN A KIDS PLACE!!!!

Bill: I don’t care... just get me to the hospital...

Violette: OK!!!!

\*The family hauls Bill into the car and drive to Dr. Amigo Family Clinic\*

Bill: My pelvis is killing me jerk....

Violette: OK Google, start route to Dr. Amigo Family Clinic!

GPS: Starting route to Dr. Amigo Family Clinic.

Violette: We’ll see you in the next video! Don’t forget to like and subscribe!
BILL AND STINKY SHANNON FACE OFF!!!

S.S: Hey guys! So, I was able to hack into the guard system and get outta prison! I am currently in Mont Airy right now and we are gonna fight the Violette1st family >:)

(S.S knocks on the door)

Violette: Why, Hel-

S.S: Miss me?

Violette: no, no, no... NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO NO!!! YOU CAN'T BE STINKY SHANNON! YOU CAN'T BE!!!!!

S.S: Yep! And I shutted off all of the phone data and phones so calling 911 is no use >:)

Violette: YOUPSYCHOHOWCANYOUBLACKMAILUSALLLIKETHISWAITTILLTHEPHONESAREONSOICANREPORTYOURBUTT!!! (fast talk)

S.S: Your so funny!

Violette: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, M'AM?!?!

Bill: What the frick is going on?!?!?

Violette: STINKY SHANNON IS BACK AND SHE IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!

Bill: WHAT THE FRICK?!?!? GET OUTTA HERE, JERK!

S.S: Me?

Bill: No! Violette! She's out of my house!

Violette: THIS IS MY HOUSE, JERK!!!

Bill: YOU BETTER NOT SAY JERK AGAIN!!! ONLY I CAN SAY JERK IN THIS HOUSE!!!

Violette: FINE ;-(

(Violette runs out)

Bill: Now, WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING, JERK?!?!

S.S: I'm gonna bomb this place and all of the Mcdonalds in Maryland >:)

Bill: OH, YOU WILL NOT BOMB OUR HOUSE AND ALL OF THE MCDONALDS IN THIS STATE, JERK!!!! WHAT DID WE DID TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS CRAP!!!

S.S: You were being rude.

Bill: THAT'S IT, JERK!!!

(Bill tackles S.S and they both fight)

Violete: Watch out, Bill!

(Violete tazes S.S)

Bill: Finally! She's gone!

Violette: Now let's take her back to the police!
3488TH PAGE RAGE PAIGE SAGE

Violette: PAGE RAGE PAIGE SAGE! MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 3488!

William: Can you stop screaming?! I thought I nuked you...

Violette: I unnuked myself.

William: I CANT HANDLE THIS! \*nukes Violette again\*

Violette: \*unukes herself\*

William: \*again Violette nukes\* THIS HANDLE CANT I!

Bill: STOOOP JERK!

Lucy: Everybody is such an NPC... -\_-

William: \*surgically turns her into the -\_- sprite without anesthesia\*

Lucy: I CANT HANDLE THIS!
1 Night

**1 Night** is a single written by Lil Moni.

## Lyrics

```
I know you want this for life.
Taking pictures with all my ice.
But I can't, have, no wife.
I just want you for the night.
I know you want this for life.
Taking pictures with all my ice.
But I can't, have, no wife.
I just want you for the night.

```

```
Yeah baby girl,
I know you want this.
They said I was lesbian,
But I'm bi,
So it doesn't even matter.
Natsuki actin bitchy,
With all her cook clothes.
Just till she sees her own damn self
We fuck till she cum
Then her daddy come to the room.
He got mad at first,
Then he decided to join him.
We had a threesome,
And we all got tired.
And now Natsuki is pissed,
Becuase she got her ass whooped.

```

```
I know you want this for life.
Taking pictures with all my ice.
But I can't, have, no wife.
I just want you for the night.
I know you want this for life.
Taking pictures with all my ice.
But I can't, have, no wife.
I just want you for the night.

```

```
Don't you tell no one, no, no, no.
Baby don't you tell no one.
We gon' keep this just between us, we gon' have some fun.
Fuck until the mornin' come, when the mornin' come.
I'll make you cum but then then I gotta run,
Cause baby, I got shit to do.
Stack my bread up, fuck ya head up, that's just what I'll do.
Chillin' on my avenue, if you ain't remember, I remember, girl.
That's where I first met you,
You had you a drink or two,
You came over half and sober callin' me your boo.
Then you turned around and fucked the crew.
I got no love for you.

```

```
I know you want this for life.
Taking pictures with all my ice.
But I can't, have, no wife.
I just want you for the night.
I know you want this for life.
Taking pictures with all my ice.
But I can't, have, no wife.
I just want you for the night.

```

## Triva

* The song was panned by Christians and anti-Pornography people because they thought the sexual intercourse part was excessive.
* The song sold 4 million copies on iTunes and Google Play in the first 24 hours. And was streamed over 16 million times on Spotify.
* Monika had to get Lil Yachty's permission to use the beat for his song "1NIGHT".
BENDROWNEDFAN111 IS NOT DOING THE TEAM 10 SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

William: FRICK!!!

Violette: WHAT?!?!

William: You know the William gets sent to Team 10! series?

Violette: Yeah.

William: WELL BEN ATTEMPTED TO TAKE IT OVER IN (PARODY) William gets sent to Team 10! Part 3!!!

Violette: WHAT?!?! I'MGONNAF\*\*\*INGKILLTHATBENH\*\*!!! (fast talk)

Ben:noooooooooooooooooooo i didn't mean to also at least there isn't many kid temper tantrum that doesn't belong.

Violette: I DON'T CARE!!! DIE!!!

Ben:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)
A-Line

**A-Line** is the twenty-second album released by Lil Moni.

## Tracks

1: No Glaciates (feat. 6IX9INE)

2: 1-773 SLOWED

3: Succi (feat. scarlxrd)

4: Being Human

5: JUMP

6: Homicide in Chicago

7: ;\_;

8: Depressssssss

9: Oncrave

10: Alice Did Nothing Wrong

11: Gains (feat. Kodak Black)

12: Ontario

## Triva

* The art cover is based on the app "LINE".
* "1-773 SLOWED" is a slowed down version of 1-773.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!??!?!

William: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

Violette: What?

William: BONZIBUDDYHACKEDMYCOMPUTERANDNOWICAN'TLOGBACKIN!!! (fast talk)

Violette: So?

William: BONZISAIDHEBEGOODBUTHE'SNOTIFEELLIKEIHAVEACUREONMEORSOMETHINGANDICAN'TDOIT!!! (fast talk)

Violette: ANDSTOPFASTTALKINGYOURNOTAWOMANNOWGETOUTANDLETMEKILLYOU!!! (fast talk)

William: BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Violette: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! (fast talk)

William: PSYCHO!
BILLME KILLS WILLIAM!!!

William: I TOLD YOU, YOUR NOT THE REAL DAD!!!

BillMe: THEN I WILL KILL YOU JERK!!!

William: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6IX9INE- Rondo (feat. Tory Lanez & Young Thug)

**Rondo** is a song made by 6IX9INE, Tory Lanez, and Young Thug.

## Lyrics

```
[Verse 1: Tory Lanez]
I'ma do my dance in a bit (I'ma do my dance)
She front on me, I throw bands at the bih
All up in my pants and I'm rich (yeah)
All up on the couch standing on shit, yeah
Pay me in advance, off rip (off rip)
Tell lil' mama do the dance on this dick (dick)
Shooter with me, got his hands on the (skrr)

```

```
[Chorus: Tory Lanez]
Brrt brrt, we ain't throwin' hands in this bitch, no (throwin' hands)
We ain't throwin' hands in this bitch
Throw a couple bands in this bitch (throw a couple bands)
Tell the bitch to do the dance on the dick
Handstand off the bando, this shit lit, lit

```

```
[Verse 2: 6ix9ine]
I ain't playing with no wannabe tough nigga
I ain't playing with no wannabe thug nigga
In the hood you a rat, you a dub nigga (fuck nigga)
I stay with the blicky, glttt-pow, are you dumb nigga?
If a nigga try and front me, let him do, let him do
Standing right in your face, nigga do what you do
Big homie look at me, like shoot, I'm like "who?"
I got the Big-Mac, kick-back, blow your whole shit back
Bitch move
When I walk up in the room, bitch move
Who was talkin' jockin' this shit, like boom
Bet he want static 'til they see me, like move
But there he go right there bo-bo-boom

```

```
[Chorus: Tory Lanez]
We ain't throwin' hands in this bitch (throwin' hands)
Throw a couple bands in this bitch (throw a couple bands)
Tell the bitch to do the dance on the dick
Handstand off the bando, this shit lit, lit
We ain't throwin' hands in this bitch (throwin' hands)
Throw a couple bands in this bitch (throw a couple bands)
Tell the bitch to do the dance on the dick
Handstand off the bando, this shit lit, lit

```

```
[Verse 3: Young Thug]
I got my money in my
Bitch, I said I got my money in my Bentley (yeah)
I got Rolls Royce's, I got coupes, I paid tuition (skrr)
My diamonds 12 different colors like a sissy (ergh)
Yeah, Patek Philippe's, I forgot to mention (Philippe's)
I got suspended, I didn't have to do the dishes (yeah, yeah)
I did it up and I didn't never ever listen
20 cars deep, we ain't worried about winnin' (nah)
6ix9ine (yeah), bang red like Heinz
I'm a snake, nigga 6 shots in ya spine
Money call me, I'ma pick up every time (brrt, brrt)
And I got a bands in this bitch, yeah

```

```
[Chorus: Tory Lanez]
We ain't throwin' hands in this bitch (throwin' hands)
Throw a couple bands in this bitch (throw a couple bands)
Tell the bitch to do the dance on the dick
Handstand off the bando, this shit lit, lit
We ain't throwin' hands in this bitch (throwin' hands)
Throw a couple bands in this bitch (throw a couple bands)
Tell the bitch to do the dance on the dick
Handstand off the bando, this shit lit, lit

```

```
[Outro: 6ix9ine]
Scum Gang

```
BILL'S RICHMOND JAIL TOUR!!! (Part 7)

**The 2 are now at Norfolk, VA. Bill is pulling up at a house**

Bill: So this is your place?

Alex: Yep, but it looks like it is time to go.

Bill: Will we ever meet again?

Alex: Of course! Here's my number. If you wanna talk to me or meet up, answer it.

Bill: Ok.

Alex: Now I gotta go. Bye!

Bill: Bye!

**Now that Alex is back at his home, Bill drives the car all the way up to Maryland and gets home**

Bill: Time to surprise those jerks!

**At the house...**

William: I AM NOT GOING TO THE DENTIST!!!

Violette: WILLIAMYOUHAVETOSOYOUCANFIXYOURCAVITIESNOWGO!!! (fast talk)

Bill: **Entering the door** You better listen to her jerk!

Violette: Yeah that's ri- BILL IS THAT YOU?!?!

Bill: Yeah...

William: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?!?!

Bill: Well I took a Chevy Sonic and drove my way there.

William: AND WHAT ABOUT ALEX?

Bill: Oh, he went back to Norfolk too.

Violette: WHO IS ALEX?

Bill: Don't worry about that, worry about sending me to that prison camp!

Violette: WESENTYOUTHEREBECAUSEYOUWEREGONNALEARNNOTTODISRESPECTUS!!! (fast talk)

Bill: Well you failed, and your not sending me back!

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

Violette: ME NEITHER!!!

Bill: But hey, at least we got a free Chevy Sonic. And that will be William's car when he gets his drivers license.

William: Really? Thank you dad!

Bill: Your welcome.
Paradoxo do jovem Sol fraco

O **paradoxo do jovem Sol fraco** ou **problema** descreve a contradição aparente entre observações de água líquida no início da história da Terra, e a predição astrofísica de que o brilho do Sol na época era de apenas 70% em relação ao presente, insuficiente para manter água no estado líquido em condições terrestres do presente. Este problema foi mencionado por Carl Sagan e George Mullen em 1972.
ATLANTA METROPOLITAN AREA RAGE!!!

Violette: Why hello Youtube! Today, me and William are going to explore the Atlanta Metropolitan Area.

William: But I don't wanna go to Atlanta! It's so deep south and ghetto!

Violette: BUT THAT ONLY GOES TO OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA!!! IT IS NOT DEEP SOUTH IN ATLANTA!!! Now let's go see the show.

***At the show...***

Chocola: Mew! I'm Chocola!

Vanilla: And I'm Vanilla!

William: AND I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!! I WILL BLOW UP YOU 2!!!

Chocola: NO!!! CHOCOLA DON'T WANNA DIE IN ATLANTA!!!

Vanilla: Mew! It's bad!!! Don't do it!

William: TOO BAD!!! (blows up neko girls)

Crowd: OH MY LORD!!! HE BLEW UP THE B\*\*\*\*ES!!! NOW WE CAN'T M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*!!!

William: I WILL NOW NUKE ATLANTA!!!

Violette: WILLIAMYOUNUKEATLANTAANDIWILLKILLYOU!!! (fast talk)

William: YOU CAN'T KILL ME BECAUSE YOUR ALREADY DEAD!!!

***Ready to nuke Atlanta?***

***Yep!***

***Okay. The bomb will hit Atlanta in***

***3***

***2***

***1***

***KABOOM!!!***

William: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NUKED ATLANTA!!! NO MORE COKE!!! MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS FOR LIFE N\*\*\*\*!!!

Violette: WILLIAMISGETTINGTHEBIGGESTPSYCHOAWARDFORNUKINGATLANTA!!! (fast talk)

William: WHAT?!?! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!

Violette: WELLISURVIVEDSOHAHAYOUPSYCHO!!! (fast talk)

***Ready to nuke Violette?***

***Yep!***

***Okay. The bomb will hit Violette in***

***3***

***2***

***1***

***KABOOM!!!***

Violette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(dies)

William: GET FREAKIN REKT!!!!!!!!
BILL'S DRIVER'S LICENSE BURNED BY WILLIAM!!!

Bill: WHERE THE FRICK IS MY DRIVER'S LICENSE?!?!

Violette: I think I saw William took it outside!

Bill: It better be! (goes outside)

William: NO! GO BACK IN!!!

Bill: What are you doing jerk?

William: THIS!!! (burns driver's license)

Bill: WHAT THE FRICK JERK?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

Violette: OHMYGOSHWILLIAMYOUDONOTBURNYOURFATHER'SDRIVERSLICENSE!!! (fast talk)

William: GET REKT!!!
BILL DESTROYS WILLIAM'S CARS MOVIE HE GOT FROM FAN MAIL!!!

Shortly after they finished fan mail, William decided to watch the Cars movie. Bill, however, disapproves of it because he claims that the fans spoil him. This makes William mad and he calls Bill the A word. This makes Bill even more mad and stomps the disc, breaking it. As if it weren't enough, Bill then took the disc outside and burned it, ruining it for good. William cried in horror and he runs away.
ANDY GETS A PARROT: THE REMAKE

Violette: Why hello everyone! Andy has gotten a new member for the family, and it’s a parrot named Justin!

Andy: Say hi Justin!

Justin: Hi! Justin wants a cracker!

Violette: Justin is a scarlet macaw who can say any word!

William: Andy, Why did you name him Justin?

Andy: I named him that because he’s Justin Timberlake’s parrot!

William: HE’S NOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE‘S PARROT!!! HE’S A NORMAL MACAW!!!

Andy: HE IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S PARROT!!! YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A COOL PARROT I OBTAINED FROM A CELEBRITY!!!

Violette: BOYS!!!

\*William takes Justin off Andy’s shoulder\*

Andy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH JUSTIN!?

\*William puts Justin in the microwave, inputs the cook time, and turns on the microwave\*

Violette: WILLIAM DID YOU JUST MICROWAVE JUSTIN!?

\*Justin lets out one final squawk before exploding into blood and guts\*

Violette: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

Andy: DUDE!!! JUSTIN’S DEAD NOW!!!

William: SCREW THAT BIG RED PARROT!!! \*Attempts to leave the house\*

Andy: OH NO YOU DON’T!!! YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS TO THE PET STORE AND BUYING ME ANOTHER PARROT!!!!

William: \*City Wok guy impression\* I’M GOING TO CHITTY WOK!!! \*Leaves\*

Violette: Oh my gosh... that was the most gruesome video we have ever filmed... well, we’ll see you in the next video...
ANGRY GRANDPA REVIEWS NORTH DAKOTA

Michael: So we’re back in South Carolina.

AGP: I already miss North Dakota!
I had a blast!

Michael: A blast? You made everybody’s trip miserable!

AGP: How?

Bridget: By destroying a bunch of shit!

Tina: And terrorizing the locals!

AGP: That was Michael!

Michael: What?!

Bridget: Well after our trip, we are suppose to review the state.

Michael: And we’re gonna head to the States Exchange building close to the airport.

AGP: I just wanna go home!

Michael: Not yet!

*At the building...*

Employee: Just head over there to get your review.

Michael: Thanks!

*They enter the review room*

Michael: Okay, dad. I’m letting you do the review.

Bridget: Why?

Michael: Because I want the state to know how shitty our trip was!

AGP: That will be easy!

*AGP sits down in a chair*

AGP: Now where do I begin?

*North Dakota was an amazing state. I originally thought that there was nothing in North Dakota. But the locals said otherwise. Upon arrival in Bismarck, I can already tell North Dakota was different by the big city skyscrapers and the many people that had many things to do. We went to a motel to learn that the people of North Dakota live a very simple life, and being an old man, I enjoyed the simplicity of it. Our first stop was in Fargo. Good god the place was like New York or Los Angeles! There were a countless amount of skyscrapers and buildings, and there was a HUGE diversity of people. We did an infinite amount of amazing attractions in Fargo. And I was mind blown. But that was just the beginning. We then went to Slope County, the least populated county in the state. The people there were very friendly, the weather was cool, and the church was very laid back and relaxed. I met so many nice people in that church. We then spend New Years Eve in Bismarck by going to a huge amusement park and then going on a camping trip. The scenery was indescribable (in a good way), and we watched the beautiful fireworks light up the night sky as what seemed like dragons were flying around. Devil’s Lake was a very amazing lake where me and my son got to go snowshoeing. We even met the devil in the lake, whom was excellent at preserving the beautiful lake. My wife made an unexpected trip by taking us to Alkabo. Alkabo had a very interesting history that would take forever to repeat on this review. We went to Portal near the Canadian border. The people were friendly, and we got to meet Canadaball! Our final trip was in Grand Folks. We saw a paradise celebrating the amazing history of North Dakota. It was so amazing, I think I cried. Saying the North Dakota trip was an excellent experience would be an understatement. It truly is a great place, and I can’t wait to go there again.*

AGP: Alright! I think I’m done! *Turns in paper*

Michael: I wonder what it said.

Bridget: Probably like how shitting North Dakota is!

Tina: I think he even described all the ghetto things there!

AGP: Shut up!

Michael: Well anyway, let’s go home...

**THE END**
BILL FIGHTS PENELOPE!!! (RAGE)

Bill: Who is that walking orca?

William: That's my old friend. She came all the way from Miami just to be here.

Bill: Not that freaking jerk! She eating all the Big Macs!!!

William: ...

(doorbell rings and Violette opens the door)

Violette: Why hello Penelope! It's about time you showed up!

Penelope: Thanks! Now where's William?

William: I'm here!

Penelope: Hey! Now let's go!

Bill: Go back to SeaWorld where you belong, jerk!

Penelope: Excuse me?

Bill: You hear me, jerk!

Penelope: Who's that fat guy who just roasted me?

William: That's my dad. He's always eating the Big Macs and calling everyone a jerk.

Bill: Do not, jerk!

Penelope: Yes you do! You are also a bad parent that needs to go to jail!

Bill: THAT'S IT, JERK!!!

(Bill punches Penelope)

Violette: OHMYGODBILLYOUDON'TPUNCHAORCAFEMALEYOUPSYCHOTHATWASWILLIAM'SOLDFRIEND!!! (fast talk)

Bill: I don't care, jerk!

William: OH MY GOD, HER NOSE IS BLEEDING!!!

Penelope: WHAT?!?!?

Violette: It's okay! Violette will take care of you! AND YOU BILL, YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL PENELOPE GETS BETTER!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NO BIG MACS!!!

Bill: Freaking jerk!
BILL EATS ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD (2021 Remake)

Violette: Hello youtube, we got a huge problem. Me William and Andy went to the store, and there was no food, Then we checked the new's and.. All the food is the world is gone

William: What are we gonna do mom? We are gonna starve

Andy: Yo dude! I looked at you and bill's bank account, and there was a 1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000 billion dollar charge,

Violette: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

William: Wait..

Andy: No..

Violette: What- Oh no, he didn't

Bill burps super loud, while the house shake's

Violette: OH MY GOD!

William: DAD!

Bill: What jerk?

William: Get down here!!

Violette: Please!

Then Bill come's down even fatter then what he was in the other video's

William: HOLY CRAP

Violette: OHMYGODBILLWHATHAPPENED!!

Andy: DUDE! You gained like 20000 pound's

Bill: Well, I was really hungry, but I wanted to lay in bed all day, But I wanted to get lot's so in case I get hungry again I can just eat the food I got. So I got all the food in the world! And I ate it all

William: OH MY GOD YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: SHUT UP JERK!

Violette: BILLWHATTHEHECKYOUATEALLTHEFOODINTHEWORLDHOWAREWEANDTHEPEOPLEINTHEWORLDGONNAEAT!

Bill: They can think of something women chill!

Andy: Dude this is nut's!

Bill: I already ate all the peanuts andy!

William: YOU ARE SUCH A FATA##

Violette: \*Gasp\* OH MY GOSH WILLIAM! I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE WORD'S

Bill: SHUT UP FREAKING JERK!

Violette: Bill...I don't think eating all the food in the world was not the best idea hon,

Bill: I'm still hungry

William, Andy: HOW CAN YOU STILL BE HUNGRY!!!

Bill: SCREW YOU JERKS!

Bill then eats the fridge

Violette: BILL THAT'S WHERE THE STUFF STAYS COLD!!!!

Bill: Still hungry,

He then eats the table

Bill: Oh god,my stomach is shaking

Violette: OH MY GOD HE IS GONNA BLOW

William: ANDY QUICK HELP ME THROW HIM OUTSIDE

Andy: I can try!

They found a way to get him outside, and at that exact moment, Bill exploded

Violette: OH MY GOD THE FOOD!

William: We are saved! High five Andy

They high five

Aftermath:

News Anchor:Many people was starve and hunger as a Result of Bill Anderson eating all of food around the World some Government collapsed almost all the government of brink of collapsed we will continue their News update later
ANGRY GRANDPA TELLS GHETTO STORIES ABOUT MICHAEL PART 2

AGP: Today I’m gonna tell you more stories about Michael!

Michael: OH NOT AGAIN!!!

AGP: Yes again! This one comes from when he was 10. That bastard smashed his sister’s head with a light bulb!

Bridgette: What!?

AGP: Yep! Jennifer was taken to the hospital and had to spend 3 weeks with a bandaged head!

Michael: Please tell me that’s the only story!

AGP: It’s not!

Michael: **Whines.**

AGP: This is how my grandkids were born!
AGP Debates: Which countries have the best VHS community?

Charles: Which countries have the best VHS community?

Tina: It's the United States. The country has one of the biggest VHS communities in the world. They also get federal funds from local governments to continue to archive VHS tapes.

Michael: But let's not forget about Canada too. Canada has a system called the Canadian Unity of Nightly Tapes. It's goal is to gain trust to the public. They spread information on why VHS is better than DVD. This also works with Betamax and LaserDisc.

Jennifer: Well I'd rather go with Japan. Japan has a similar system to that of Canada called Japanese Tape Love, or JTL. JTL also encourages 1980s aesthetics to thrive.

Bridgette: But I don't like Japan. I like Bhutan. Bhutan bans DVDs, so only VHS tapes can thrive. VHS communities there are very wholesome and hospitality, and there also have incredible knowledge.
America's Supernanny Kids (TLC; 2011-2013)

Neva Weeks-Suszczynski

Nora Weeks-Suszczynski

Tate Weeks-Suszczynski

Amanda Paul-Sheckles

Bradley Paul-Sheckles

Harper Paul-Sheckles

Kennedy Paul-Sheckles

Kerry Paul-Sheckles

Tillie Paul-Sheckles

Dylan Denton

Ayla Denton

Cameron Denton

Mackenna Denton

Desmond Carzell

Deshon Carzell

Desja Carzell

Damir Carzell

Nevada Carzell

Septimber Carzell

Brook-Lyne Carzell

Bailey Carzell

Ashton Carzell

Morgan Carzell

Winter Carzell

Weston Carzell

Roman Gregg

Xavier Gregg

Giovanni Gregg

Armani Gregg

Scarlet Gregg

Jacob Fitzgerald

Dawson Fitzgerald

Garrett Fitzgerald

Carly Fitzgerald

Aryel Edwards

Austin Edwards

Brandon Edwards

Landon Skluzacek

Luke Skluzacek

Connor Skluzacek

Evan Skluzacek

Gavin Guido

Mateo Guido

Genaro Guido

Gabby Zurlinden

Kylie Zurlinden

Jayden Zurlinden

Brayden Zurlinden

Breonne Miller

Isaiah Miller

Aaliyah Miller

Arielle Miller

Isaac Miller

Adrianna Nullet-Boccanfuso

Olivia Nullet-Boccanfuso

Andrew Nullet-Boccanfuso

Frankie Nullet-Boccanfuso

Hope Nullet-Boccanfuso

Deonte Clarkston

Tyler Clarkston

Diana Clarkston

PJ Clarkston

Destiny Clarkston

Alayni Clarkston

Xavier Clarkston

Carleisha Wells

Jernard Wells Jr.

Kameron Wells

Keenan Wells

Jacobe Wells

Jasmine Wells

Zoe Wells

Abby Arnold

Gabe Arnold

Ben Arnold

Sam Arnold

Luke Arnold

Kaylie Wilson-Speer

Kira Wilson-Speer

Kami-K Wilson-Speer

Karlee Wilson-Speer

Teagen Wilson-Speer
"TRANSPORTIN" Reaction!

Violette: Why hello Youtube! So today, Kodak Black has released his music video for the song TRANSPORTIN. And me and William are gonna react to it.

William: I think it's gonna be horrible like every other song he's made.

Violette: William, he's from Florida and you know I have a liking of anything Floridish.

William: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN THERE!!!

Violette: Let's react to the video!

***3 minutes later...***

Violette: Oh... my... gosh. THAT WAS THE BEST SONG SINCE FRICK DA POLICE!!!

William: ARE YOU SERIOUS MOM?!?! HE JUST RAPPED OF HOW MUCH HE LOVED THE COLOR ORANGE AND HIS HOME STATE!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!! I'M GONNA PROVE A POINT BY MOVING TO FLORIDA AND WORKING FOR HIM!!!

William: MOM NO!!! IT'S GONNA BE HORRIBLE!!!

Violette: NO IT'S NOT!!! SEE YOU LATER WILLIAM!!! (drives off)

William: Oh my god...

***A few months later...***

Violette: Thanks for everything Mr. Kodak!

Kodak: No problem!

William: SO THIS IS WHAT HE GOT YOU?!?!

Violette: Yes William! I got $10,000,000 and a bunch of cool stuff! What did you get?

William: ALL I GOT WAS A CANDY BAR!!!

Violette: Well at least it's better than nothing!

William: I'M DONE WITH THIS S\*\*\*!!! (breaks candy bar in half)

Violette: WILLIAM!!!