Mister Major

Love Sausage (Nickname)

## **History**

### **Vasilii Vorishikin: 1963 - 1989**

Born somewhere in **Soviet Russia** during the greatest years of **Communism**, **Vasilii Vorishikin** was an enthusiast citizen of the **Soviet Union**, deeply committed to the goal of freeing all the world’s workers from their unjust chains, and sincerely convinced of the truth of all the propaganda the regime fed its citizens with during those years.

As an adult, he became a cop in **Moscow**, ready to serve his country at the best of his capabilities, and then joined the army, distinguishing himself as a tank commander. All his loyal service didn’t go unnoticed, and the **Party** chose him for the brand new project that would have led the **USSR** into the future.

### **Mister Major:**

The **Americans** had been investing a lot of money and resources on the creation of superhumans, who up to that point had been owned by the same company that created them, **Vought-American.** But it was only a matter of time before the **USA** decided to implement its armies with them; Russia beat them to it, and used five doses of mysteriously acquired **Compound-V** to create the first State-sanctioned super-team, the **Glorious Five Year Plan**.

Compound-V gave Vas enormous strength and durability (as well as a massive penis), and he became the Love Sausage, champion of the workers and the people. Along with his teammates **The Tractor**, **Purge**, **Red Banner** and **Collectivo**, he patrolled the streets of Russian cities and the Soviet borders, bringing the revolution outside and protecting comrades on the inside.

The Glorious Five Year Plan remained active throughout the entire **Cold War**, but never exchanged blows with the American rivals, as apparently the **US Government** wanted to keep private corporations out of the public interest (at least they were doing something right, apparently).

Most of the team’s work was against internal crime, and soon criminals found out about Love Sausage’s greatest weakness: since his penis was so massive, he couldn’t possibly run if aroused, so they usually hid in strip clubs and the likes, so that their pursuer soon found himself incapacitated by his own “power”.

### **Vansil**

Despite this weird weakness, the Love Sausage served his country well, and was renowned as a great hero. When the USSR fell under its own weight, the Glorious Five Year Plan disbanded, and its members retired to private life. Vasilii came back to Moscow, where he opened a bar: his specialty was a beverage he passed as liquor, named **Black Skull Vodka**, that was actually made from break fluid… a specialty that only a Supe could survive drinking.

The first Americans that Vas met after the Cold War, walking into his bars, were actually Supes, but of a different kind from the usual: they were **The Boys**, a team of black-ops agents led by **Colonel Mallory**, sanctioned by the **CIA**, paid to keep an eye on Vought and to “punish” all the Supes that stepped too far out of line. Vas liked these guys, and offered them his help: he became one of the best friends and greatest allies of The Boys, liked by everyone… well, almost, as the **Female** didn’t appreciate the fact that he tried to touch her, and ripped two of his fingers off, nothing that Vas ever held a grudge for.

From that first cooperation, Vasilii always offered The Boys a safe shelter in Moscow and all the help his American friends could need, and kept doing it even after the leadership of the team passed from Mallory to his second-in-command **Billy Butcher**, who was much more extremist than his former boss. When Russian Supes started dying all over, their heads exploding mysteriously, The Boys came investigating, and as usual Vas helped them; he even met their new recruit, **Wee Hughie**, and he immediately became friends with him, especially after it turned out Hughie liked the Black Skull Vodka all the other Boys refused to taste.

During their investigation, the group found out that the Supes’ deaths were somehow caused by **Little Nina**, a renowned boss from **Russian Mafia**, and by the mysterious power backing her up. The investigation turned a weird turn when The Boys’ borscht was poisoned by Nina’s gangsters, with a dose powerful enough to kill a normal man, and to incapacitate a Supe. The only ones immune from the poison were Wee Hughie and Vas, since the “vodka” was strong enough to counter the poison. It was time for the Love Sausage to come back to action, to defend his motherland from a new, lethal threat.

## **Powers, Abilities, and Weaknesses**

### **Powers**

**Super Physiology:**

* **Prehensile Penis:** Love Sausage can fully control his abnormally large penis as though it was a tentacle, and use it to strangle his victims. His penis was able to hold MM and shatter through glass. His penis pierced though glass without a cut.
* **Supernatural Athleticism**
* **Supernatural Reflexes**
* **Supernatural Speed**
* **Supernatural Stamina**
* **Supernatural Strength**