Disney Pixar: The True Ultimate THX Collection/Script

## Intro

“This trailer was made for the television animated series release of “Cars on The Road” and the 30th anniversary of Pixar Animation Studios. It must not be viewed by children. Watch at your own risk.”

## Evil Tex vs Pixar Movies (Toy Story 1995 - Cars 2K06)

### Evil Tex vs Toy Story 1995

(It showed Andy's House as seen in Toy Story 2 at night. It then panned into one of the windows into Andy’s room. Just then, the main characters from the first two Toy Story films (Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Hamm, Rex, Mr Potato Head, Slinky Dog, the Aliens, Jessie and Bullseye) walked in)

Woody: OK, guys, listen up. It's time for a roll call.

(Woody then paced back and forth, mentioning each toys’ name)

Wood: Buzz?

Buzz: At your service, Woody.

Woody: Jessie?

Jessie: Here.

Woody: Bullseye.

Bullseye: \*neighing\*

Woody: Hamm?

Hamm: Yo.

Woody: Rex?

Rex: Here:

Woody: Slinky?

Slinky: Present.

Woody: Potato Head?

Potato Head: I'm right there, Woody.

Woody: Alliens?

Alliens: Oooh...

Woody: Good. Everybody is here. Now, guys, there is an evil physotic red capped crazy robot on the loose tonight. So, since Andy is away for a sleepover, we better stay up all night and check if he tries to attack anyone.

(Just then, two familiar arms peered out of under the bed and grabbed the three aliens)

Allien: Help Us!

Wood: Oh No!

(The arms then grabbed the aliens under the bed)

Buzz: What just happened?!

Jessie: I've gotta see what’s under the bed.

(Jessie walking towards the bed. Buzz grabbed Jessie by the arm)

Buzz: Don't, Jessie, there’s something dangerous lurking through the house.

Rex: Guys, I have a weird feeling about this.

Slinky: Don’t worry, Rex. As long as the green guys are OK, we'll all be safe.

Hamm: I guarantee whoever is in the house has this kind of mileage.

(Mr. Potato Head then heard what sounded like his wife)

Ms. Potato Head: Sweetheart, let me in Andy’s room.

Mr. Potato Head: I'm coming, dear. You'll be safe with us.

(Mr. Potato Head walking to the door. Once he opened the door, he got pulled away off-screen, screaming. And a familiar figure then flew out of the door; it was Evil Tex)

Evil Tex: Hey there, toys, it's Sexy Texy.

(Rex let out a short scream of terror)

Buzz: It's You!

Woody: Get out of Andy's house, you monster!

Evil Tex: Oh, we’ll see about that, Cowboy.

(Tex then pressed the button on his chest to activate his jetpack and flew toward Slinky and grabbed him by the tail. Slinky screamed as he was being pulled by his lower half. Rex and Hamm were concerned for Slinky they grabbed him by both of his arms. Woody, Buzz and Jessie decided to join in the tug of war, but Tex was too strong. Tex, laughing evilly, then lifted Slinky, Hamm and Rex into the air and the other three toys let go of them. Tex then threw Hamm the piggy bank, Rex the dinosaur and Slinky the stretchable dog out of Andy's bedroom window, sending them flying through the air. Slinky, Rex and Hamm screamed as they soared straight in the air until they landed on the road and got ran over by an incoming truck.)

Evil Tex: Who else wants to be tortured by Sexy Texy?

Jessie: Nobody hurts our partners!

(Jessie jumped onto Bullseye's back and the duo charged up towards Tex, but Tex used his Moo Can, tipped it upside down and created a shockwave, causing them to fly into portals that resembled Satan's Kingdom. Sounded like flames engulfing and Jessie letting out a scream of anguish, while Bullseye, on the other hand can be heard whinnying loudly.)

Buzz: Jessie!

Woody! Bullseye!

Evil Tex: Time for your times to go now, you two!

Woody: Buzz, we've gotta get out of here!

(Buzz and Woody then ran to Andy's desk to evacuate through the window. As Buzz was about to jump out of the window, he was suddenly grabbed on the waist by the Tex’s arms)

Buzz: Woody! Help me!

Woody: Leave him alone

(Woody grabbed Buzz by his hand while Tex grabbed him by the waist, leading to a tug of war. Not long after, Woody was snatched on the ankle by the Mismatched Toy Arms from the second film. They plucked him into the air, swinging him around.)

Buzzy: Woody! NOOOOOO!

(Woody began screaming as the mismatched toy arms swung him around the room and finally flung him into an opening portal, leading to the same area from Woody’s Nightmare, also from the second film. Woody landed on the ground. He heard Tex coming. He hid behind the dustbin so he won’t find him. Tex was seen in the shadows and walked around to look for Woody.)

Evil Tex: Oh, Cowboy… where are you? Don't worry, I’m only going to hurt you. Really bad…

(Just then, Woody was grabbed by the head by the mismatched toy arms. He yelled in startlement. Tex had found him. He yanked Woody out of the mismatched arms’ grip.)

Evil Tex: You're not going to like what I put in that trash can.

Woody: Wh-what? What did you put in there?

(Tex then held him over the dustbin, and it was revealed he put in a pool of blood.)

Evil Tex: Adios, Sheriff!

Woody: Wait, please, don't, don't, don't! No!

(Tex lowered his hand down into the puddle. Just then, the mismatched toy arms appeared out of the dustbin, covered in blood. The blood drained through the dustbin and proceeded to pull him down. Tex began laughing maniacally as Woody was sinking. Woody screamed, but it wasn't Tom Hanks' voice, it was the famous classic Howie Scream. Just then, Tex closed the dustbin by putting the lid on.)

### Evil Tex vs Monsters Inc. 2K01

(Just then, it showed a shot of the Laugh Floor in the dark from Monsters, Inc. Sulley and Mike were guarding it for duty in case of any criminals. They were guarding Boo's door because they didn’t want to leave her behind)

Evil Tex: Sullivan… Wazowski… I'm here…

Mike: D-do you hear that, Sulley?

Sully: Yes, I hear it.

(Just then, the duo heard a chainsaw starting up)

Sully: Mike, I have a bad feeling about this.

(Just then, Tex dropped down in front of Mike and Sulley, startling them)

Evil Tex: Hey there, Monsters. Why don’t you scare children anymore?

Sully: We don’t scare children anymore because I've seen a look on a petrified little girl's face. That’s why.

Mike: You heard what my partner said. Now get out!

Evil Tex: You know what? In this case…

(He grabbed out a chainsaw from the back of his belt. Evil Tex then started up the chainsaw. Sulley and Mike gasped in shock)

Sully: Mike, we gotta hide in Boo's room!

(The two monsters then ran through Boo’s door and locked it)

Boo: Kitty?

Sully: There’s no time for kitty, Boo, there's an evil physotic red capped crazy robot trying to kill us!

(Just then, a chainsaw then poked through Boo’s door. Boo screamed, Mike fell back in shock and Sulley gasped.)

Evil Tex: Here's Texy!

Mike: Sulley! What do we do?!

Sully: I don’t know! There’s no other way to get rid of him.

(Tex then sawed the rest of Boo’s door down with his chainsaw)

Evil Tex: Hey, Wazowski, what do you look like as a bowling ball?

Mike: You do not want to know what I look like as one. In fact, you are a lot worse than Randall!

Evil Tex: OK, let’s go bowling with Tex the T-Rex!

(Tex then started up his chainsaw, getting ready to kill Mike)

Sully: Hey! If you kill him, I will call the CDA!

(Evil Tex slowly walked up towards Mike, with the chainsaw still running)

Mike: Please! No! Don’t kill me! I'm a one eye monster! Don't done this! No! NO! NOOOO!

(Evil Tex then threw his chainsaw up into the air and slammed it down on Mike’s arms and legs, laughing wickedly. Mike screamed with realistic emotion. His actor Billy Crystal sounded like he was being tortured really badly. Boo screamed and cried at the same time watching what was happening. Sulley covered her eyes, screaming with her. Evil Tex then stopped sawing Mike and he had sawed his arms and legs off clean, though a bit of blood could be seen. Mike had no pulse. Boo cried for a bit.)

Boo: Mike Wazowski…

Evil Tex: Oh, don’t forget this.

(He opened up his mouth widely and let out both a scream and the deep note at the same time. Sulley and Boo covered their ears because of how loud it was, trying to block out the sound. Sulley’s ears began to bleed at that moment. The sound was loud fromr. Sulley used his other arm to grab a vase on Boo’s shelf and smashed it over Evil Tex’s head. The deep note and scream stopped.)

Evil Tex: Ow! That’s it! It’s time for me to kill you for real!

(Evil Tex threw a pipe bomb into Boo’s room. Boo squealed in horror and Sulley gasped. Evil Tex then flew out laughing maniacally through the hallway so he doesn’t get engulfed in flames. It then showed a shot of Sulley and Boo panicking over the bomb. Once the pipe bomb exploded)

### Evil Tex vs Finding Nemo 2K03

(It showed a scene of a fish tank. In the fish tank, there was Marlin, Nemo and Dory from Finding Nemo.)

Marlin: Where is everybody?

Nemo: Dad, I’m scared. I don’t know where we are.

Dory: This isn’t P. Charlie 42 Wallace Way Sid.

Marlin: It’s P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Dory.

Dory: Right, right.

(Just then, Evil Tex then jumped in front of the tank, scaring the three fish. Marlin, Dory and Nemo screamed)

Evil Tex: What’s up, fishies? I’m in the mood for fish and chips.

Marlin: You’re not gonna cook us, are you?

Evil Tex: Wanna bet?

(Evil Tex then used a small fishing net and picked up the trio with it. He approached a frying pan that was already boiling. Just then, Tex placed them onto the pan. Nemo, Marlin and Dory screamed in agony as they were being cooked, while Evil Tex, on the other hand, laughed like crazy)

Nemo: I DON'T WANNA BE FISH FOOD, DAD!

Dory: ANYFISH HELP US! WE'RE COOKING!

(Dory screamed realistically as her flesh slowly fried.)

### Evil Tex vs The Incredibles 2K04

(Just then, it cut to a view of Metroville from the Incredibles at night. Just then, the Parr family walked in with their Superhero outfits)

Bob: This is just night duty for us, kids. Your mother and I are counting on you.

(Just then, the family heard evil laughter)

Helen: Wait, Syndrome’s alive?

(Just then, Evil Tex flew in front of them)

Evil Tex: Hello, Incredibles. Looking for evil to fight?

Bob: Yeah, we are going to give you a big knockout., red robot.

Evil Tex: You think I’m not strong enough? Well, what about this?

(Tex then grabbed out both a chainsaw and butcher’s knife)

Bob: (gasped)

Helen: We can’t fight him, he’s too dangerous to fight with!

Violet: Let me make a large force field that could protect us.

(She then summoned a force field and put it around her and her family)

Dash: Leave this to me, I’ll get ourselves out of here.

(He then proceeded to use his superspeed to run very fast)

Evil Tex: Hey! Don’t you run from the T-Man!

(He pressed the button on his chest and proceeded to fly after them)

Bob: Dash, he’s gaining on us!

(Dash continued running for his family, while Jack Jack whimpered for a bit. Evil Tex couldn’t fly faster; he then pushed his finger into his jetpack button pressing it harder)

Evil Tex: COME ON! LET’S GET FASTER!

Violet: Almost there, almost there…

(As she and her family were almost out of town. However, a portal to a fiery place opened in front of them)

Bob: What?!

(The Incredibles family then went through the portal and screamed as they fell. They continued screaming until there was a sudden fiery explosion before the portal closed)

### Evil Tex vs A Bug's Life 1998

(It showed Flik, Dot and Heimlich sleeping. When it zoomed out, it was revealed they were on a wooden table, with a lamp being shone on them. Flik woke up, but was confused by what he was sitting on)

Flik: Where am I? Heimlich, Dot, wake up.

Heimlich: What is it, Flik?

(Just then, Evil Tex came in with a magnifying glass)

Dot: (shrieks) Who are you?

Evil Tex: Well, hi there, little Buggies. The name is Evil Tex.

Flik: Tell us one good reason why you took us here.

Evil Tex: I want to give you guys a sunny day. Let’s have fun in the sun with the T-Man!

(Evil Tex then held the magnifying glass over the lamp and the three bugs began burning. Flik, Heimlich and Dot screamed in anguish as their skin was being burnt. Evil Tex laughed like crazy as he scorched the three bugs until they fainted, with their skin now in a shade of dark brown.)

### Evil Tex vs Cars 2K06

(It showed a Cars scene. It began with Lightning McQueen and Tow Mater at the Tractor Pasture. The entire field was empty, except for the two cars who were visiting)

Mater: Isn’t this great, McQueen? We’re on field duty.

Lighting: You bet, Mater. You bet.

(Just then, they heard rustling from a bush)

Lighting: what is this?

Mater: Is-is it the ghost light?

Lighting: I doubt it. It’s gotta be something larger than this.

(The two cars then heard what sounded like a chainsaw)

Mater: Wh-wh-what’s this?

(The chainsaw sound got louder and louder until the bush got chopped in half, revealing Evil Tex)

Evil Tex: IT’S TIME TO FIX SOME CARS!!

(Mater screamed. Mater drove away screaming, and Tex began to run up towards Lightning. Lightning drove off, too. Evil Tex then pressed the button on his chest and activated his jetpack and flew towards the two cars. He swung his chainsaw around, laughing crazily. As Lightning and Mater were about to evacuate the field, Evil Tex suddenly teleported in front of them. Evil Tex then flew towards Lightning, about to swing his chainsaw down on him. Right before his chainsaw was about to make contact with Lightning)

## Evil Tex vs Pixar Movies (Ratatouille 2K07 - Elio 2K24)

### Evil Tex vs Ratatouille 2K07

(It began with a shot of the "Gusteau’s" restaurant. At that moment, Remy walked into the rats' dining room and hosted a meeting with the patrons)

Remy: Okay, everyone, listen up. Have you heard of the news about an evil red capped crazy psychotic killer robot going on the loose?

(All of the rats shook their heads, meaning that they hadn't)

Remy: I thought so. This robot has been going from town to town, murdering tons of innocent people and various characters all because they feared him, which is a pointless excuse to murder someone. But as long as we're safe up here, he won't find us here.

(Just then, Evil Tex flew up from behind the window that Remy was in front of)

Evil Tex: Hey there, rat, who needs to call pest control?

(Remy turned around before letting out a startled yell)

Remy: Oh my gosh! It's him!

(All of the rats screamed in horror and evacuated into the dining room)

Remy: Quick! Give me a piece of cheese to keep me company!

(Evil Tex also killed all of the rats that were running away with his axe. Tex also killed all of the rats that were running away with his axe. Remy then went to an endless hallway, while letting out a blood-curdling scream, but it didn't sound that fake at all, it sounded like if his actor (Patton Oswalt) had lost his crap. Some ominous music played in the background, which sounded similar to the "Endless Stairs" theme from "Super Mario 64". Tobias also noticed an Easter Egg in the trailer, which was "The Walten Files" poster. It was kind of confusing, considering the fact that "The Walten Files" wasn't even owned by Disney. Evil Tex can also be seen laughing stupidly, and right before he was about to make contact with Remy)

### Evil Tex vs WALL-E 2K08

(It faded into a shot of "The Axiom". The scene then cut to a shot of BURN-E working on one of the Axiom's light posts, but while he was doing that, Evil Tex's shadow walked into the shot. This caused BURN-E to look at the screen, and later screaming in agony. Then, the scene cut to the inside of the Axiom's bridge. The captain was seen sitting in his chair, while having a cup of tea. He was also admiring the now shut-off auto pilot)

Captain: It's been a while since I've fought with that horrible machine.

(Just then, he heard the elevator open, and it showed that Evil Tex was inside it. This caused the captain to jump back in horror)

Evil Tex: What's up, fat man! The name's Evil Tex.

Captain: Where did you come from, and what are you doing here?

Evil Tex: I came here because I want to give you a bit of a roast.

(He then grabbed out his flamethrower. The captain then got out of his chair and pressed the intercom button to get everyone's attention (including WALL-E and Eve's).)

Captain: Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. I am currently having a debate with a robot that isn't part of the axiom. I don't know how he got here, but he seriously needs to go.

(The captain then pointed to what appeared to be WALL-E and Eve)

Capatin: Eve, WALL-E, I need you to get here as fast as possible.

(The captain then jumped up at Tex and knocked the flamethrower out of his hands, He then proceeded to grab Evil Tex's neck to strangle him)

Evil Tex: Let go of me!

Captain This is what you get for, traveling the multiverse, killing those innocent people and those various characters for disrespecting all over your company!

(He started to hit Evil Tex in the face, causing him to fall into the ground, grunting in pain, The captain then continued to fight Evil Tex as he punched him in the face multiple times Meanwhile, WALL-E and Eve were flying to the elevator to help the captain, The scene then switched to the captain, who was still punching Evil Tex's face, just then, Evil Tex grabbed the captain and threw him to the ground, grunting in pain)

Evil Tex: Alright, fat man! You asked for it!

(He then let out the same yell mixed with the deep note from the previous scenes Tobias encountered) This caused the captain to cover his ears, as he was knocked out from his loud yell Tex then picked up his flamethrower and pointed it at his face)

Evil Tex: No more games, space captain! It's time to die!

(He then pressed the trigger of the flamethrower and started to cook his face alive. The captain was screaming in complete anguish as his face was melting. After Evil Tex was done burning the captain, the elevator opened, and WALL-E and Eve were inside it, and they saw the horrible fate of the captain. It then cut to the captain's corpse, and oh god, it was very gruesome. His eyes were black, and he had a pool of blood coming out of his body. Tex then turned around and flew over to the two robots, Eve then pointed her gun at Evil Tex)

Evil Tex: Hello, lovebirds. It seems like you have no choice but to confront me.

(Evil Tex then pulled out an atomic bomb, this caused Eve to put her gun away and started to get worried, Tex then putted the atomic bomb back in his toolbelt, WALL-E tried to use his laser to blind Tex, but he dodged the laser beam afterwards)

Evil Tex: You missed! Now it's my turn to play catch!"

(He flew up towards WALL-E and Eve, and he grabbed both of them and stuck them to the ground. Evil Tex then smashed one of the bridge's windows with a sledgehammer, and then grabbed out the atomic bomb that he had a while ago and threw it into the ground. All of the robots and humans stepped back in disgust and shock. Evil Tex then peeked down and laughed stupidly (which is similar to "The Joker" from "Batman", like in the deleted Toy Story Treats that Rohan encountered))

Evil Tex: Have a nice blast!"

(He then went over to another window and smashed it with his sledgehammer, and he flew out of the window. The bomb then began to make a countdown from 5 to 0, as the humans started panicking, along with the robots. The camera then zoomed into the countdown from the bomb until it got to 0. When the bomb got to 0, it cut to a far shot of the Axiom. Just then, a bright flash came out of nowhere (which is almost like a flashbang), as an explosion sound effect played in the background. Evil Tex can also be seen flying away off-screen while laughing stupidly. As soon as the bright flash faded out, it revealed that The Axiom exploded entirely from the bomb. Every human and robot on board got killed by the bomb)

### Evil Tex vs UP 2K09

(It faded into an aerial shot of Paradise Falls, and later cutting to a shot of Carl, who was struggling to walk, and Russell, who was holding on to the rope, like in the actual film Pixar made. Behind them revealed to be Evil Tex the THX Mascot. He was also holding a chainsaw that was covered in blood, while he was grinning with his yellowish teeth)

Russell: Um, Carl? Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?

(Just then, Tex vanished without a trace, but later dropping down behind Carl, startling him)

Evil Tex: Why, hello there, old sport!

Carl: Old sport? No one ever called me an old sport before.

(Just then, Evil Tex summoned his moo can, tipped it upside down, causing a shockwave, and later summoning a portal that resembled "Satan's Kingdom")

Carl: Oh no, I'm not going there!

(Carl turned around and proceeded to walk away from the portal The portal suddenly vanished.)

Evil Tex: YOU SHOULD JUMP OFF THE CLIFF!!!!

Carl: You want me to jump off a cliff? NEVER!

Evil Tex: Oh, really? Well, how about I snap your wilderness explorer's neck?

Carl: That's not a good idea, you crazy robot!

(Just then, Evil Tex flew up towards Russel and snapped his neck, causing him to fall into the ground. Carl then looked at Russell's corpse, and he gasped in horror. He then started crying. Evil Tex then chuckled at Carl for crying at the corpse of Russell)

Evil Tex: Ha! You don't deserve to have your so called "Wilderness Explorer" friend with you!

Carl: If you try to kill me, I will call the police so they can arrest you and put you in jail!

Evil Tex: I'm afraid they won't let you arrest me.

Carl: Why!?

Evil Tex: Because they will take you to jail, and they don't know how to go to Paradise Falls!

(He then flew up towards Carl, and right before he was about to make contact with him, the screen cut to black. a sound of a neck snapping can be heard. It could've meant that Evil Tex snapped Carl's neck)

### Evil Tex vs Brave 2K12:

(It faded into a shot of a dark forest, just then, Merida and her horse came into the shot.)

Merida: Woah, where are we?

(After about 3 seconds, Evil Tex dropped down to the ground, startling Merida and her pet horse)

Evil Tex Hello there, whoever you are!

Merida: W-who are you!? What are you even doing here!?

Evil Tex: I can't tell you the reason why, but I can give you something that will cheer you up!

(He then grabbed her horse and they disappeared without a trace, like in the previous scene. Merida got confused, as she looked around to see where Evil Tex is. It then went to her point of view, as she continued looking around)

but not long after, A mysterious figure (which almost looked like Evil Tex) flew up towards Merida and it looked berserk. It was entirely black, and there were sharp teeth coming out of it's head. A sound effect of Funtime Foxy's jumpscare used in "Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location" can be heard. Right before the figure was about to make contact with Merida, the screen cut to black. a sound of blood splattering everywhere, and Merida letting out a loud blood-curdling scream can be heard)

### Evil Tex vs Inside Out 2K15

(The Scene faded what appered to be Headquarters from Inside Out, the emotions were gathered around the TV screen, running Riley)

Joy: Okay, guys. There is an evil red capped crazy psychotic killer that is on the loose traveling the multiverse, killing innocent people and various characters for disrespecting all over his company.

Fear: Oh man, Joy! that's terrible! I'm starting to get scared already!

Joy: I know. But don't be scared, because we will keep Riley safe from any harm. I just doubt that a robot can-

(Her speech was interrupted by Evil Tex dropping down in front of the emotions, startling them)

Evil Tex: Hello there, brain workers.

Anger: Listen here! What you are doing to these people is pointless! We will send you to the dump to be forgotten!

Evil Tex: I don't think that will happen, fire boy. Now, it's time to hurt some feelings with the T-Man!

(Evil Tex knocked out all of the emotions cold and flew out of the headquarters, ready to set off his moo can bomb.)

Evil Tex: Sayonara, suckers!

(After about 3 seconds, the Headquarters exploded, as cows can be seen flying in the air. The emotions died in the explosion. Evil Tex then flew off-screen, as the whole entire scene faded to black.)

### Evil Tex vs The Good Dinosaur 2K15

(It showed a shot of the family farm from The Good Dinosaur. Arlo was still on patrol looking for a critter that might intrude their farm to steal the corn. Suddenly, an explosion came from the silo, startling Arlo, and the impact of the explosion pushed Arlo. He was heavily injured, but not dead. Evil Tex then flew out of the smoke)

Evil Tex: Hello there, dinosaur.

Arol: Wh-Who are you!? What are you doing here!?

Evil Tex: The name's Evil Tex. I'm here to kill you.

Arol: W-Why!? I'm just a kid!

Evil Tex: Personal business... Now, who wants some dinosaur meat with the T-man?

Arol: STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!

Evil Tex: What makes you think you can run away from me!?

(He then proceeded to chase Arlo throughout the farm, but stopped when he got an idea.)

Evil Tex (thought to himself): I'll gather his entire dinosaur family together, and I can kill them all at once! I should get their attention first...

(Tex grabbed out his flamethrower and started burning the crops while laughing maniacally. Arlo ran out of the hut with his mom, dad, brother, and sister)

Libby: Why did you bring us out here, Arlo?

Buck: Yeah- Wait, what happened to the crops!?

(Arlo's parents gasped in horror)

Arol: He must've done it!

Poppa Henry: Who are you talking about, Arlo-

(Poppa Henry was cut off by maniacal laughing in the distance, then Evil Tex dropped down with a chainsaw. The family screamed, and before the chainsaw made contact with them, the screen cut to black. A slicing sound effect can be heard, indicating that Evil Tex might have killed them.)

### Evil Tex vs Coco 2K17:

(It faded into a shot of the plaza in San Cecelia at night. Miguel was on stage, getting ready to perform his music, but as he was tuning his guitar, Tex came up behind him and tapped his shoulder, startling him)

Evil Tex: Hello there, bad musician. What are you going to be performing tonight?

Miguel: Hey! I'm not a bad musician, I am super-talented! Anyways, I'll be performing a few original songs tonight. Maybe you can take the stage with me. What do you play?

Evil Tex: Oh, you'll see.

(At that moment, the concert started, and Miguel and Evil Tex were onstage, as soon as Tex plugged in his electric guitar)

Evil Tex: Time to rock and roll with Sexy Texy!"

(He then set his amplifier to full volume and played his electric guitar. The music in question was similar to the music composed by Rick Astley, which is entitled; "Never Gonna Give You Up". The music was so loud, that everyone, including Miguel, started screaming and covering their ears at the same time. Evil Tex then hit Miguel on the head with his guitar, killing him instantly. The whole crowd then gasped in horror)

Evil Tex: Wait! Those people are sure to remember him. I'd better make sure that Miguel gets his final death.

(Evil Tex then blasted the entire crowd with a forgotten ray, which would make Miguel fade away in the Land of The Dead, commonly called The Final Death. He then flew away, while laughing stupidly, as the scene then faded to black)

### Evil Tex vs Onward 2K20

(It faded into a shot of New Mushroom Town. Ian and Barley were in Gweniviere the Van, doing some magic tricks. All of a sudden, Evil Tex appeared in front of the van. This caused Ian and Barley to scream in horror and put on the brakes.

Evil Tex: Hello, elves.

Barley: What's that you got there?

Evil Tex: You don't want to know. Now, it's time for you two to vanish! Now, it's time for me to snap my fingers!

(At that moment, Evil Tex snapped his fingers with the Infinity Gauntlet and wiped out half of the population of New Mushroom Town. Ian and Barley got wiped out by the snap. Evil Tex then disappeared as the scene then faded to black)

### Evil Tex vs Soul 2K20

(It faded into a shot of a jazz club. Joe Gardner and Dorthea Williams were playing their music for the audience. At that moment, Evil Tex came in and plugged in his guitar again)

Evil Tex: Hello, jazz club band.

Joe: (gasped in horror afterwards) We've heard a lot about you! You were the one killing everyone that was afraid of your company! If you try to kill me and my friends, I will call the police!

Evil Tex: That's not gonna happen, pride. Time to turn this Jazz Club into a Heavy Metal band!

(Evil Tex then played his guitar, which was at full volume. The music in question was the same music, like in the seventh scene. Everyone, including Joe and Dorthea, screamed and covered their ears, again, like in the seventh scene. After Evil Tex was done playing his guitar, he hit Joe and Dorthea with it, killing them instantly. Before he hit them again, the screen cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs Luca 2K21

(It faded into a scene, as it showed Luca and Alberto in a basement. They then woke up, but were confused at where they were)

Alberto: Luca? Where are we?

Luca: I don't know, but we need to get out of here!

(They then got up and went to the basement's entrance. However, before they opened the door, Evil Tex opened it)

Evil Tex: Hey, kids! It's me, your good old pal, Evil Tex! Say, do you want to see a-

(Before Tex finished his sentence, a wooden plank was thrown towards Evil Tex's face and hits it)

Evil Tex: OW!

Luca: That's what you get for trapping us in the basement and killing many innocent people!

(Evil Tex then looked at Luca with an evil smile after Luca said that. Evil Tex then replied, as his voice faded to a demonic effect)

Evil Tex You know what? It's time to say "Sayonara"!

(He then whacked Luca and Alberto in the face with his hammer, and they fell down the basement's stairs)

Luca: Ouch! That really hurts!

Evil Tex: It's time to play with the Sexy Texy!"

(He grabbed out his chainsaw and starts it up. Tex then started to fly towards Luca and Alberto, and right before he made contact with them, the screen cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs Turning Red 2K22

(It cut to a shot of Mei Lee's home. The camera than zoomed into her room, as she was sleeping. As she was sleeping, she heard a maniacal chuckle. She then looked around to see where it came from, as she gets out of her bed)

Mei Lee: Who's there?

(She then walks down the hallway, as she noticed a shadow that resembled Evil Tex (The THX Mascot))

Evil Tex: Hello, little girl.

Mei Lee: Hey! I am not a little girl, I am 13! Now get out of my house or I'll call the police!

(Evil Tex chuckled after what Mei Lee said)

Evil Tex: Oh really? Well, how about this?

(He grabs out a pumpkin bomb from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy. Mei had an idea: She got into her red panda form and roared in Evil Tex's face. Evil Tex just stood their with a blank expression on his face as Mei realized that it didn't work)

Evil Tex: HOW DARE YOU ROAR AT THE T-MAN?! ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

(He then threw the bomb in Mei's direction. It then starts counting down from 5 to 0, as Tex flew out of the house. The house then explodes, as Mei Lee was heard screaming in the background. The scene then faded to black)

### Evil Tex vs Elementals 2K23

(Tex Watching Elemental City as He hovered in The air)

Evil Tex: Time to kill Fire People, Water People, Earth People and Air People!

(Tex then grabbed out his Moo Can and Mallet as he flied off into a town. Tex then grabbed A Microphone as He smashed his Moo Can with his Mallet, causing The Microphone to feedback, as if it was creating a huge gigantic shockwave. Wade and Ember Stopped as they heard the blast coming from Tex)

Ember: What's that noise coming from?

Wade: Whatever it was, it's coming from over there.

Gale: I'm pretty sure Its just the wind.

(The City begin to crumble after The shockwave Tex caused with his Moo Can. Then, b bunch of buildings went through the ground creating more cracks. The Mountain continued to creak as The Elemental People begin to feel curious. Suddenly, A Patch of walls fell off The Mountain as Slammed right into one of The Amigos really hard)

Clod: What's happening?

(More patches of wall begin to fell off as The Mountain continues to crumble and crack with more buildings stuck to them. Fern suddenly realizes what is happening)

Bernie Lumen: EVERYONE, RUN!

(And the entire crowd begin to panic over the disaster, As most of them got died.)

(Gale Tried to Run Away as Fast as she could, But she somehow impaled an incoming Ice Cycle heading right through her neck. Her begin to lose Balance as she tried to move. But she suddenly Fell off The Glacier and into The Frozen Water Below. Gale Screamed, But it wasn't in a Cartoony Way like I thought, as if Wendi McLendon-Covey lost her crap. She was then impaled by more collapsed buildings, this time, killing her instantly)

Lutz: GALE!

Fred Grouchwood: Everyone, We need to get out of here before the whole thing kill us.

(Ember then grabbed Wade just as another Tsunami was about to kill him. Not Long after, They both managed to catch up with their people in The City Hall, as Everyone were falling from behind, even when They're already died from getting drowned or impaled to death)

(Tex then grabbed a bunch of Grenades and started to threw them all into a City Hall with another building that is about to collapse. The Elemental City, Including Cold and Fern, looked at The platform above them as it begins to Crack. and All of Them Screamed in agony as it was about to make Contact over Their Heads. Just before it was about to, The screen then cut to black again, and I could hear the sound of blood splattering and The City Hall collapsing inside, meaning that they all died from The City Hall collapsing on top of their heads)

### Evil Tex vs Win or Lose 2K23

(The scene then cut to the Middle School Softball Field from Win or Lose. The Pickels were in the field as usual. Coach Dan teach the his team to win the match against the other team. At that moment, they heard Evil Tex landing on the field)

Evil Tex: Hello, pickels!

Coach Dan: We're about you! Leave now or we call the police!

Evil Tex: Nice try. but I'm afraid that won't happen. TIME TO HAVE SOME COOKED PICKLES WITH THE TYRANNOSAURUS TEX!!!

(Evil Tex held up his flamethrower. He then started to burn Team Pickles in the field including Coach Dan, Frank, and other team. They all screamed in complete anguish as they got burned to a crisp. After Tex was done burning everyone, he then noticed the people witnessing the horrible sight. Tex grabbed a huge rock and threw it hard at the them. The people then got a concussion and died from serious brain damage. Tex then laughed and then flew away into the sky. The scene then faded to black but once again)

### Evil Tex vs Elio 2K24

(It cut to a shot of Earth. The camera than zoomed into campsite, as he was sleeping. As he was sleeping, he heard maniacal evil laughter. He then looked around to see where it came from, as she gets out of his sleeping bag)

Elio: Who's there?

(He then walks ouside, as he noticed a shadow that resembled Evil Tex (The THX Mascot))

Evil Tex: Hello, Elio.

Elio: I heard about you! Now get out of the campsite or I'll call the national guards!

Evil Tex: Oh really? Well, how about this?

(He grabs out a MK-7 Assault Rifle He shooting that Elio to death. Elio screaming in pain. After 5 seconds of getting shot, Elio then fell to the ground, dead. His blood dripped out of his body)

## Steve Job's Defeat

(The Scene faded into a shot of the THX logo from the "Moo Can" trailer in a dark background. The corpse of Luxo Jr. his light was turned off, and he wasn't broken and the Luxo Ball, which is entirely deflated. The screaming deep note played, only difference is that it featured more screams that belonged to various Pixar characters, which were obviously one of the victims that Tex killed. It lasted for about 10 seconds, until it finally faded out along with the screaming that was overlapped from the deep note. Evil Tex then dropped down into the shot, like in the "Moo Can" trailer, but it was fast as the speed of a race car. He then held up a head that resembled the Pixar mascot's creator himself (Steve Jobs), and good god, it looked berserk. His eyes were just black sockets, his mouth was wide open as if he was frowning, and he had blood dripping down from its sockets)

Evil Tex: Greetings, Pixar Fans! The T-Man is here at it killing every one of your precious favorite Pixar characters! Want to know why? Because they disrespected me and my wonderful company! I also took the life of the mascot's beloved creator before I met one of them! Now, you must remember the golden rule. If either of you are ever scared of me or my true company, I will find you and kill you till you die! Pleasant dreams...

(He then pressed the button on his jetpack, and he flew away off-screen while laughing evilly. Just then, the usual THX Slogan dropped down to the ground, but it appeared to be bloodstained, while it was dripping with blood. As this was displayed, Evil Tex laughing in the background can be heard. After about 20 seconds, the scene faded to black.)

## True Ending: Woody Jumpscare

(it showed an edited close-up shot of Woody screaming after waking up from his nightmare from Toy Story 2, only that he is crying blood and his eyes were red rather than brown, accompanied by the Howie Scream)