Vlad Plasmius/Quotes

“*I'm telling you, Jack, it won't work.*”
―Vlad to Jack shortly before the accident that caused him to getting outbreak of ectoplasm acne and become a ghost and human hybrid

“*Jack...and Maddie! You've never looked lovelier, my dear. (Ushering Maddie, Danny, and Jazz inside.) Please, please, come in.*”
―Vlad to Maddie, Danny and Jazz while slamming the door in Jack's face.

“*(**Danny:** Jazz, hello? Football helmets, jerseys, cheeseheads? He's a Packers fanatic.
**Jack:** (Still outside.) Hello?) Oh, "fanatic" is such a negative word, but yes.*”
―Vlad to Danny

“*(**Jazz:** I don't understand. You have billions of dollars! Instead of buying this stuff, why don't you just buy the team?) Because the Packers are owned by the city of Green Bay and they won't sell them to me! One of two things my wealth has not as of yet... been able to acquire.*”
―Vlad hitting on Maddie

“*Give me that! I never had any old moves! All those years in the hospital robbed me of that!*”
―Vlad temporarily loses his cool when Jack tackles him and has a deep down resentment of him.

“*Yes. Well, it gave me time to chart out a course for my life, didn't it? Make some decisions that helped to make me very wealthy, very quickly. And it never would have happened without you, Jack.*”
―Vlad creepily talking about his the accident made it for the better.

“*You know, Jack, the Dairy King's ghost could haunt these very halls...*”
―Vlad tempting Jack for staying at his mansion.

“*No, no, you should stay with me! That's the whole reason I'm throwing the reunion here in my castle - previously home to the legendary Wisconsin Dairy King. Just so I could...reconnect with you, Jack. I insist you stay.*”
―Vlad to Jack

“*My vultures were supposed to bring the big idiot to me, but you'll do! Danny Phantom, right (**Danny:** You...you know me?) Of course I know you! You're the ghost boy who uses his powers for good. How quaint. Aren't you going to try to shove me into your ridiculous thermos?*”
―Plasmius meets Danny Phantom in his Ghost form

“*Ah, an ectoplasmic energy blast. So...year one. Tell me, child, can you do this yet? (Danny:No, I can't! How are you doing all this?) Years of practice, which you, unfortunately, have no time for)*”
―Vlad before he duplicates himself and knocks Danny unconscious.

“*The ghost boy...is Jack's son? Well, what do you know?*”
―Vlad learns that Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom

“*Enough! I didn't free you to kill the boy, Skulker! Your work is done.*”
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“*You. Exist. To serve. Me! Just do it!*”
―Vlad yelling at Dani before she turns on him upon realizing that she is just a pawn.

“*Using your opponent's weaknesses against him. I am teaching you something after all. Very well. Truce. Eventually, you will join me by choice, you and your mother. But for now... Curse you, Jack Fenton! Your world-renowned expertise of all things ghost has defeated me! ...Until next time, son.*”
―Vlad accepts Danny's terms but vows they will encounter each other again.

“*I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation, of course I'm still weak beyond measure, so bygones?*”
―Vlad to Danny before he punches him back to Wisconsin.

“*Of course not. You're, what, fourteen? Too young to drive and not in college yet? I sent those ghosts, and others, to test your father's skills. Imagine my surprise when I find you, the second ghost hybrid his foolishness created.*”
―Vlad to Danny before revealing his Plasmius side

“*You have a battle cry, hilarious. I, on the other hand...have this! A spectral energy neutralizer, designed by Skulker, paid for by me. And as long as you're contained within that box, you're as human as your idiot father.*”
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“*Why? So you can go back to stumbling through your adolescence, desperately trying to get control of your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for twenty years. I have experience, my child. And the money and power attained through using those powers for personal gain, you see. I could train you, teach you everything I know. And all you'd have to do, is renounce your idiot father.*”
―Vlad tries to tempt Danny

“*Yes, well, once your father is out of the way, we'll see how you feel.*”
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“*So, what do you say we liven up this shindig?*”
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“*Why Maddie, didn't you always know I'd turn on you? That when you chose me you chose wrong?*”
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“*I am not a villain. All I wanted was love.*”
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“*Actually, being a free, roaming space nomad isn't that bad. At least it's quiet and I.. (Gets hit by the asteroid) Noo.*”
―Vlad's last words once accepting his new life in space before being hit by the Disasteroid.

“*Jack you have to help me you wont turn back on an old friend would you? (**Jack:** An old friend? No! You? Yes!)*”
―Vlad begging for Jack's forgiveness, only to be coldly rejected by his former friend.

“*A fruit loop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries! A fruit loop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaires to become one of the richest men on the planet! I AM NOT A FRUIT LOOP!*”
―Vlad to Danny after he threatens him in Kindred Spirits

“*No, dear boy. "Funny Joke Around Vlad" isn't here today!*”
―Vlad's response to Danny asking him why he didn't make a joke.

“*If it's any consolation, they went so quickly. They felt no pain. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for you, Daniel. With nowhere else to go, you came to me, the only person on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation. All you wanted was to make the hurt go away. I honored your wishes... no more painful human emotions to drag you down. Sadly, that freed you up to rip the ghost out of me. And when my evil ghost half mixed with yours, my evil side overwhelmed you.*”
―Vlad from the future telling younger Danny the origins of his dark counterpart after the death of his family, Sam and Tucker in the alternate bad future

“*Some things, my boy, are better left unsaid*”
―Future Vlad to the younger Danny Phantom

“*If I told you once, I'll say it a thousand times! I WILL NOT BE YOUR FRIEND!*”
―Vlad telling Klemper he will not be his friend.

“*Oh what an amazing, unexpected and totally unplanned surprise.* ”
―Vlad to Maddie and Danny

“*I know Maddie, and I've forgiven him for many things, causing the accident that ruined my life, stealing you, the backwash incident.* ”
―Vlad slowly revealing his true feelings for Maddie

“*Foolish boy, even with diminished strength I'm still more powerful than you!*”
―Vlad mocking Danny

“*Mark my words, Maddie. Nobody says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day that you spurned my affection! AND I WILL NOT GET A CAT!*”
―Vlad shouting Maddie and Danny as they're running away from him

“*Ah You little rat! you tricked me! you know what this will mean for you don't you? (Danny: Oh yeah! a much fairer fight!)*”
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“*Oh, the stealing you part? ah, you always could see right through me! Oh Maddie! I'm just going to come right out with it. Please dump Jack and stay here you and Danny both can what do you say?*”
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“*Agh! I will--Danielle. How-how long have you been floating there?*”
―Plasmius to Dani Phantom, the clone he created.

“*I don't think so girl. You don't dare use your powers again. And he's beaten. This is over. Oh what stupidity is this?*”
―Vlad to Dani before Tucker knocks him out with the Spectre Speeder.

“*Daniel, stop. Think about the things I could show you, the doors I could open for you. You, Danny Phantom, and I, Vlad Plasmius. Together, we could rule.*”
―Vlad trying to get Danny to become his partner and train him

“*And so will I. Honestly, if you expose me, you expose yourself.*”
―Plasmius threatens to expose Danny to his parents and everyone if he does the exact same thing.

“*Ooh, you've overshadowed Jack. Ooh, I'm so scared. Now what's next? A card trick? (**Danny:** Listen to me. I swear I'll walk out of my dad right now and expose us both, unless you agree to a truce.) You're bluffing. (**Danny:** No, I'm not. My parents will accept me, no matter what. But if I expose you...well, what would my mom think of you?)*”
―Danny threatening to expose himself and Vlad of he doesn't call a truce.