Down the river/finding the phone

Here's how going down the river and finding the phone goes in *Return to the Mysterious Beyond*.

[the boat is now coasting down river, as Rockson is trying to get the motor started. But soon, with a good yank on the starter cord, the engines roar into life]

Rockson Geo: Okay, it's got plenty of gasoline. So once we get to the coast, we'll have to try and build a fire.

Smolder: I can help with that.

Silverstream: But why was there an aviary with those Pterosaur's?

Terramar: Maybe during the Mysterious Beyond battle the BTD's must've built a cage around them to experiment on the Pterosaur's and abandoned it.

Silverstream: Good thought.

[Then Jerron looks over and he sees Brian sitting all by himself on the stern]

Jerron Geo: I'm sorry about Ben, Mr. Griffin.

Brian Griffin: [Still didn't say anything, he just sat there]

Gallus: Dude, it's not your fault.

Brain Griffin: Yes, it *is*! (sighs heavily as he rubs his face with his hands) He was right there, and I should've fired on those damn Pteranodons! But... (groans) Earlier, I said, "He was worst than the machines that nearly wiped out this place from existence." But that wasn't the case.

Jerron Geo: Then *what* was the case?

Brian Griffin: Well, Ben was just young. I mean, he was only a dreamer. And to me, there are two types of men in this world. There are those who want to be diggers and others that want to be astronauts. And Ben was the one that wanted to be a digger. And he succeeded with that.

[Then Jerron turns to the left and widens his eyes in amazement]

Jerron Geo: Brian, look!

[Brian turns to the left and there was a whole herd of mixed dinosaurs with *Brachiosaurus*, *Iguanodon*, *Parasaurolophus*, *Pachyrhinosaurus*, *Styracosaurus*, *Microceratus*, *Stygimoloch*, *Struthiomimus*, *Ankylosaurus*, and *Talarurus* as the *Brachiosaurus* watch our heroes row down the river as Rockson and Crystalynn watch in amazement too along with the Padawan Six, Terramar, and Gabby]

Jerron Geo: You know something, Brian?

Brian Griffin: What?

Jerron Geo: Ben was right.

[Brian turns to Jerron as he turns back to the herd as the *Brachiosaurus* come down to our heroes as the alpha male greets them with a low bellow. Then it fades to nighttime as the boat still continues to float down the river as Rockson then springs his ears up as he hears something and he turns off the engine]

Ocellus: Why did you turn off the engine?

Rockson Geo: Listen.

[Everyone listen very carefully as they soon realize that it's the satellite phone ringing! As Brian, the Young Six, Terramar, and Gabby take out their guns and point to the edge of the forest while Rockson, Crystalynn, and Jerron hug each other to fear the worst they soon come to piles of Carnotaur poop heaps]

Gabby: Oh, my God. You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

Smolder: Well, it *had* to happen eventually!

Brian Griffin: Well, come on! We gotta find it before it stops ringing!

[Brian, the Padawan Six, Terramar, Gabby, Rockson, and Crystalynn hop off the boat and run to the poop heads]

Crystalynn Geo: Jerron, stay on the boat!

[The group come to the poop piles]

Rockson Geo: It's here. I know it's here.

[bracing themselves and hocking their breath, they PLUNGE their arms into their respective dung-heaps. While Ocellus, Smolder, and Yona provide cover. As they dig in through the piles of scat, Brian finds a wrist watch, then Rockson pulls out a femur bone. As Crystalynn finds Sphiar's shades]

Silverstream: (while digging) Ugh! I think I'm gonna be sick!

Sandbar: Silver, do *not* upchuck! You'll only make it more harder for you to find the phone!

Silverstream: (turning green) No promises!

Gabby: (pulls out boot) Nope! (throws it and digs again finding a knife) No! (digs in again and pulls out an arm bone) Argh! **WHERE IS IT?!**

Crystalynn Geo: I got it! I found it! (she then pulls it out as Brian grabs it)

Brian Griffin: (wipes away some of scat off the phone before unfolding the antenna, presses a button, and puts it to his ear.) Hello? Hello?!

Recorded message: (ON PHONE) You too can own a time share in beautiful Guadalajara. Enjoy a meal in one of our four star restaurants, explore our coral reefs, or just walk on the beach...

[But then they hear some chatting as a lonely Oviraptor comes up to the scene and stops before looking at our heroes for a minute. But then it sniffs them and then sneezes, gags, and then runs away in disgust]

Gallus: The hell was that thing?

Brian Griffin: That was Oviraptor. They're egg eaters and rivals of Velociraptor.

Ocellus: Oh yes, I remember Littlefoot and Chomper telling us about 2 of those things that caused them a lot of trouble.

Silverstream: Weren't they the ones that tried stealing an egg from Ducky's nest?

Ocellus: Yep, they're are the ones.

Jerron Geo: Guys, we got a problem.

Brian Griffin: What is the problem?

Jerron Geo: (pointing ahead) The river has ended. We can't reach for the coast.

[We see the river is now too shallow up ahead for the boat to continue onward]

Brian Griffin: Well, I guess we'll have to walk again.

[Then it starts raining down hard with thunder and lightning]

Gallus: (Sarcastically) Yeah, in the rain.

Ocellus: Hey, a little rain doesn't hurt anyone.

Brian Griffin: Yeah, but creatures are active during rain. Come one. [he activates his lightsaber] This way.

[Jerron hops off the boat and they walk into the jungle as it rains. But out from the shadows, the Carnotaur has been watching the group the whole time and growls]