2009 Bnl 500

The 2009 BnL 500 is known for Lee Jr having a fistfight with his team and then getting fired. It is featured in the Top 5 Biggest Fistfights and several pictures made by Win95 will come soon.

This is the most infamous and historic Bnl 500 EVER! beating 2006 where Todd Marcus cried because his dad died and also because of the angry swear words but still unable to beat the 2003 Race.

## Footage

There is no known footage of the fistfight.

## Trivia

1. Ralph Carlow cried his hardest in this race.

## Transcript

### Lee Jr Fights

Lee Jr (angry): WHAT THE (Seal Bark) IS THIS! THAT (Popeye toot) IDIOT RALPH CRASHED YET AGAIN!

Axel Obosi: IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE JUST GOT LOOSE!

Kenny West: YEAH!

Lee Jr (raging): I DON'T GIVE A (Serbia Strong)! I DON'T (Greek Chuck Scream) CARE! IF YOU HAD ME RACE INSTEAD OF THE GOD (Air Horn) OLD RACER! I'M STILL YOUNGER THAN THAT IDIOTIC STUPID OLD MAN!

Kenny: WELL NO LEE JR THIS IS WHY WE USUALLY DON'T HAVE YOU! RALPH IS WAY NICER THAN YOU (Wow Guy) IDIOT! A (Dolphin Censor) IDIOT IS YOU LEE JR!

Parker Gazer: BOO! YOU SUCK LEE JR!

Lee Jr (raging): NO BOO RALPH CARLOW! RALPH CARLOW IS THE WORST (Uncle Noah Horn) RACER IN EXISTANCE! HE MUST GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF THAT USELESS IDIOT! YOU GUYS ARE ALSO (Seal Bark) IDIOTS! YOU NEED TO KNOW RALPH MUST RETIRE IMMEDIATELY OR BE FIRED AS HE IS SO (Dolphin Censor) SLOW! I AM FAST! HE'S SO (Yee) SLOW!

Axel: THAT'S IT LEE YOUR GETTING FIRED!

Lee Jr (raging): BOSS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ARE (Pingas) DUMB! RALPH NEEDS TO BE FIRED NOT ME I'M THE BETTER RACER ON THE TEAM! (4x Popeye toot) YOU (Dolphin Censor)!!!!!

Axel: THAT'S IT HOW DARE YOU CALL US THE B WORD YOU ARE FIRED RIGHT FREAKING NOW!

Lee Jr (angry): (Popeye toot) you guys. You are (SpongeBob Alarm Clock)!

Parker G.: THE F AND N WORD!?

(Parker G. punches and nearly kills Lee Jr)

(Lee goes away)

Lee Jr (earrape voice): ***JERK! RALPH I HOPE YOUR KIDS DIE IN A (Popeye Toot) FIRE! (Dolphin censored) THIS TEAM! LIL TORQUEY PISTONS IS A (Spanish Yee)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE N WORD RALPH CARLOW IDIOT! SHIFTY DRUG RULES! I SHOULD HAVE TO SHIFTY DRUG INSTEAD OF THIS USELESS TEAM!***

(Back to Bob and Darrell)

Bob: Um... that wasn't what I was expecting. Lee Jr is the worst. That rant was a million times worse than Ernie Gearson's 16 Popeye Sailor Pipe one dolphin censor during Steakgate. I am confused!

Darrell: LEE JR IS THE MEANEST BACKUP RACER EVER!

(to Kori)

Ralph: LET'S GO PRIVATELY KORI TO THE PRIVATE AREA WITH NO CAMERAS!

(later)

Ralph (cries): NO! LEE JR HATES US! PLEASE CALL LIGHTNING, CAL AND THE KING FOR ME! OH AND ALSO **JILL!**

Kori: Ok.

(Then the four arrive)

The King: It's ok Ralph.

Cal: Yeah it's ok.

Lightning: Are you ok Ralph?

Ralph (stopped crying): NO! LEE JR IS A (Charlie Brown Horn) IDIOT!

Jill: I'm sorry Ralph (Kisses him twice). You are not a bad car Ralph!

Ralph (cries again and harder): THIS ISN'T HEALING ME! MCQUEEN, PLEASE CALL THE GOOD LEE (Lee Revkins) AND MAYBE MURRAY AND DARREN LEADFOOT!

Lightning: Ok, I'll get them.

Ralph (crying): AND ALSO CALL KENNY WEST!

Lightning: Ok, I'll get Kenny West, Darren Leadfoot, Markus Krankzler and Murray Clutchburn.

(when the three arrive)

Lightning: Lee Jr seemed decent! I wonder why he became a bad guy suddenly.

Ralph: I don't know!

Lightning: Hey at least Lee Revkins is a good guy!

Markus: Yeah I am I heard everything! I'm come to help!

Darren: Me too.

Jill: So as you know my poor husband was called a (Serbia Strong) by Lee Jr!

Markus (shocked): WHAT! BY LEE FREAKING JUNIOR HIS OWN BACKUP RACER! THAT'S INSANE!

Ralph (cries lesser): I'm not one to cry normally but when Lee Jr said my kids should die in a fire that just broke my heart (cries harder and begins to bawl heavily). AAAHAHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Markus: Poor Ralph...

Murray: I don't know what to say. I just hope Lee Jr is fired forever. That's what he deserves.

The King: It's ok Ralph. I never got angry with anyone. Plus I almost never swear and never say the n word to people even those I don't like!

Lightning: I do say crap or stupid or idiot sometimes and almost never swear. But mostly I do to fans of me KA-CHOW!

Ralph (crying): Ka-chow. (bawls)

Kenny: Guys. Don't worry about Lee Jr anymore! He damaged us a little in the fight but he is fired and left the area. But we already decided your brother Jordan is your backup and that Lee Jr will never ever come near your family and kids, the rest of the pit crew and their families as well as the Piston Cup.

Ralph (stops crying for real): **YES!** **YES!** MY BRO'S GONNA BE MY BACKUP RACER! THAT'S SO COOL AND AWESOME! OH MY GOD I CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A BACKUP RACER WHO I LOVE!

Jordan: Hey bro!

Ralph: I heard you're Lil Torquey Pistons' new backup racer!

Jordan: I know right! Also sorry about Lee Jr. I cant believe he said all that stuff to you especially about your kids!

Ralph: Please don't speak about that terrible car ever again! (tearing up) I might almost cry again if you mention him!(sniffs twice)

Jordan: Ralph it's gonna be ok!

The King: Yeah it's ok Ralph.

Lightning: It's ok Ralph.

Jill(kisses Lightning): Thanks Lightning. You helped a lot(also kisses The King) also thanks Strip.

The King: Its ok.

Lightning: Yeah no problem!

Ralph: Thanks brother and friends.

(End of transcript)

## Results

1. Cal Weathers - 400 laps
2. Lightning McQueen - 400 laps
3. Bobby Swift - 400 laps
4. Buck Bearingly - 400 laps
5. Brick Yardley - 400 laps
6. Rex Revler - 400 laps
7. Eugene Carbureski - 400 laps
8. Ryan Shields - 400 laps
9. Ralph Carlow - 400 laps
10. Rev N Go Racer - 400 laps
11. Parker Brakeston - 400 laps
12. Terry Kargas - 400 laps
13. Drew Tireson - 400 laps
14. Tommy Highbanks - 400 laps
15. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 400 laps
16. Murray Clutchburn - 400 laps
17. Jimmy Cables - 400 laps
18. Darren Leadfoot - 400 laps
19. Markus Krankzler - 400 laps
20. Joe Collins - 400 laps
21. Reb Meeker - 400 laps
22. Kevin Shiftright - 400 laps
23. Rev Roadages - 400 laps
24. Floyd Mulvhill - 400 laps
25. Ponchy Wipeout - 400 laps
26. Ruby Oaks - 400 Laps
27. Chip Gearings - 400 laps
28. Lde General - 339 laps(engine)
29. Ernie Gearson - 124 laps(crash)
30. Dirkson D'agostino - 124 laps(crash)
31. Dud Throttleman - 124 laps(crash)
32. Johnny Clark - 124 laps(crash)
33. Apple Racer - 124 laps(crash)
34. Sky Lewis 124 laps(crash)
35. Jack Depost - 124 laps(crash)
36. Slider Petrolski - 99 laps(crash)
37. Todd Marcus - 99 laps(crash)
38. T.G Castlenut - 99 laps(crash)
39. Phil Tankson - 99 laps(crash)
40. Aiken Axler - 0 laps(crash)
41. Johnny Blamer - 0 laps(crash)
42. Brian Spark - 0 laps(crash)
43. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr - 0 Laps (DNS, Hydraulics)