Hang In There!

Hang in There! is the third episode of Club Serenity Wiki. The transcript is as follows:

Cleo: Last time on Club Serenity... our remaining fifteen contestants had to stand on pillars for a long time... with some bears, of course. In the end, King won, and Dos framed Dillon for stealing some of the other contestants’ items, but luckily it was chaotic convict Apollo who went home. What will happen next on... Club Serenity!

Stef (Cabana): I have no idea what to do right now. I’m in the wrong show and I don’t trust my biggest helper. What do you call that? It’s something with an a....

Marisol (Cabana): I can’t believe Dillon stole those things! I trusted her! I have to watch my back...

Dillon (Cabana): I’m going to kill whoever framed me. Also, for the record, that was an exaggeration. I don’t want people to think I’m committing murder, too.

Dos: (chanting) D-O-W-N, Dillon’s gonna go down. Woo!

(DiAngelo, Stef, King, and Omar talk by a fire)

DiAngelo: I think it would be good to join up and vote off Dillon.

King: I don’t think she did it.

Stef: Your sash was in her bag, man.

King: Something fishy is going on.

Omar: Be careful, King.

DiAngelo: Hey, why are you called King?

King: It’s a great story. It all started when-

Cleo: (hold up a megaphone) EVERYONE GET OVER INTO THE FOREST FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!!! (collective groan) Midnight wakeups. I love this job.

(everyone is in the forest)

Cleo: We are going to strap you guys into these harnesses and you will hang sixty feet in the air until the last one remaining wins. I’m not giving you food.

Donna: Heights... don’t.... like.... heeeeights.....

(passes out)

Kyle: I’m not up for this. I’m way too tired.

Kyle (Cabana): Throwing the challenge- done!

Cleo: Whatever. You twelve, let’s get strapped in!

Kariss: Hey, Xiomara, didn’t you have brown eyes?

Xiomara: Um, it is the night’s glow. They appear blue by reflecting light. I received it via my mother.

Kariss (Cabana): I’ve never heard of that before...

(The twelve are up in their harnesses, and a few contestants are even asleep)

Dillon: King, Xiomara, I am so sorry that your things ended up in my bag. I don’t know how it happened, but I am so sorry. Oh, and Xiomara, weren’t your eyes brown?

Xiomara (Cabana): I forget my contacts ONE TIME! AT NIGHT! Hiding this is going to be tough...

Charlotte: I’m getting vertigo... (vomits)

Rosemary: EWWWWW! (vomits)

(Charlotte and Rosemary are escorted off of the line)

(Morning comes, and Stef and Marisol are not on the line anymore)

Dillon (Cabana): I had to win. I would be going next otherwise.

Xiomara: I have finished! I surrender! Pray, make way for my exeunt.

Xiomara (Cabana): I had to get out of there. My little excuse would fall apart if people saw my blue eyes in daylight. It’s a shame I had to lose, but my protection comes first.

King: I could sit here all day. (something snaps)

Kariss: Is this safe?

Cleo: I give you an eighty percent chance of survival.

Omar: Only eighty?!

Cleo: Hey, it passed the basic safety requirements.

DiAngelo: I’d like to leave now. (steps off)

Omar: Yeah, I’m good, thanks. (steps off)

Dos: Okay! If you want to!

(Hours later, Olga appears to have left)

Kariss: I’m starving. Bye, guys. Good luck!

(Night falls again)

Dos: I’m gonna check out. Good luck!

(Morning comes)

Cleo: The final person to leave gets a luxury dinner away at the apartments!

Dillon: Oh, I can’t take it! (gets off)

Cleo: King wins... again. Who is going to the Slop Shack?

King: Let me convene for a bit. (talks with Omar and Kyle) Okay, sorry, but I gotta go with Rosemary, Olga, and Donna.

Xiomara: Oh, joy! Joy! I have been spared from the terror of that slovenly shack!

Rosemary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Marisol: Wow, that girl’s got lungs.

Rosemary (Cabana): I’ve never had to live in such a small house before! And now I have to live in this shack? This is so strange! Are these people used to this?

Xiomara (Cabana): Out of the shack! Yes!!!!!!

Dillon: I need to have an impromptu meeting with all of the girls. It’s the only way to save my butt.

(All eight girls sit around a campfire)

Marisol: Dillon, why did you bring us here?

Dillon: We can unite against the boys.

Xiomara: However, I cannot be certain that you are trustworthy.

Dillon: I am! Why would I do that after I have a strong alliance?

Olga: Okay, just move on. Who do you suggest?

Dillon: Dos.

Rosemary: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why?

Charlotte: Yeah, that doesn’t make sense. I say Stef.

Kariss: Stef can be kicked out later. Dos is a threat.

Donna: No! That’s stupid!

Olga: I’m leaving. I don’t want to be a part of this.

Donna: Come on, Charlotte. We’re leaving.

Dillon: No! Guys!

Xiomara: Good day.

Rosemary: I gotta.... um, take a shower.

(Dillon, Kariss, and Marisol sit alone now)

Marisol: I’m sorry, Dillon.

Dillon: It’s too late for me now. Good luck, guys.

Cleo: Welcome to the elimination ceremony! One of you will be the third person voted out of Club Serenity. The votes have been cast, and I will now read them aloud. The first vote is for..... Dillon. The next vote is for.... Dos. The third vote is for... Stef. That’s one vote for Dillon, one vote for Dos, one vote for Stef. Another vote for Dos, another for Dillon, and another for Stef. That’s two all. The next vote... Dillon. The next vote.... Dos. The next vote.... Stef! Three each. Stef, Dos, and Dillon. It’s getting tight. The next vote is for... Dillon. The next vote is for... Dos. The final vote goes to....

Dillon.

Dillon: Bye, guys.

Marisol: We’ll miss you!

Cleo: Well, Dillon would have been eliminated... you know, if this was actually an elimination episode.

Dillon: I get to stay? I get to stay!!!! Eeeeeeeee! (bounces with Marisol and Kariss while Olga smiles to the side)

(Dos frowns and narrows is eyes)

Cleo: That was a roller coaster! Tune in next time to see who will actually go home next time on the next episode of.....Club Serenity!