Stairway

"The rain is coming..."

* Pre-Pteromerhanophobia
* Stairway (Pre-Death)
* Heaven Stairway Incident
* Stairway (Trollge Form/Revived)

- Stairway, during Pteromerhanophobia.

Stairway, also known as Our Presenter or just a little trolling is a main antagonist in the Memeverse, he was formerly killed and was Derpy's boyfriend. Now along with Exhalted, he is his right hand man.

## Early History

Not much is known about Stairway, but at the time, he was known as Troll, he was a normal Trollface being, he was in fact a carpenter. He was friends with detective Derpy, Troll had a passion for technology and engineering, one day he was in need of money, and he found an abandoned mansion. Using his crowbar, he broke in and stole the money. However, he came into contact with Trollface. who infected him with the TP cells. Troll felt weak, and retreated back to his house. Isolating for months.

## Transformation into Stairway

Troll didn't let anyone visit, he was afraid they might get the infection. His doctor prescribed medication, at first he was taking it but then for unknown reasons, he stopped taking it. At the time, Derpy, now a BND agent was going to visit Troll and check in on him. When he did so, Troll infected him and turned him into a deformed monster. "MY VISIONS.... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY.....?" Derpy asked. "PAIN.... I FEEL PAIN.... TROLL...... PLEASE..... HELP ME.. MY FRIEND." Derpy begged, as Troll told him to get away from him, killing him with an axe. However unknown to Troll, Derpy wasn't dead. But realizing what he did, the guilt and remorse turned Troll into Stairway. As he believed he trolled Derpy.

## Stairway To Heaven Incident

Stairway, after killing Derpy began to contaminate New York City's local water supply, locals reported that the water had a "oily taste", and that it was raining. Eventually due to the water touching the skin, and of the skin being oily. Hundreds of thousands, and even a few million people began to fly up into the sky. An apocalypse begun.

## Summoning

"Trollface' who in reality was Corruptus, real name Terry, after becoming Trollge did a blood ritual and sacrificed a innocent man to summon Stairway, the entity cackled. Trollface proposed a deal, if Stairway helped him kill Doge, Stairway can be his second-in-command. Stairway accepted and began to create Stairway to Heaven incidents.

## Falling In Love with Derpy

Stairway eventually met Derpy again, the two talked and got to catch up on what happened since the big incident. Originally, their plan was to just become best friends again. Until Derpy confessed his bisexual feelings. Stairway proceeded to fall in love with his best friend.

## Capture

Stairway was captured by Walter and his agents when he was in the process of a Stairway to Heaven incident, they used unique chains that the Romes used to nullify Stairway's powers, roaring on how the chains survived the fall of Ancient Rome, Stairway was captured.

## Escape

Trollface destroyed the max security prison the Trollge entities were being held at and Stairway cackled, he was happy to reunite with his beloved Derpy, but Trollface felt a little sad because he had a crush on Derpy,

## Pteromerhanophobia's Stairway to Heaven Incident

Stairway began to infect the majority of New York City with a gas that made them afraid of flight, in other terms the citizens now had Pteromerhanophobia, this caused Stairway to cackle as he used oil and water to cause everyone to fly.

## Dystychiphobic Stairway to Heaven

Stairway and Derpy did a Stairway to Heaven Incident after Smiler was captured, Derpy unleashed a massive gas of Dystychiphobia onto New York whilst Stairway generated a tsunami with oil in it. This mega STH Incident wiped out the entirety of New York City, turning it into an apocalyptic wasteland of the city that was once the beautiful start of the US.

## Destroying Washington

Stairway, due to him being an god like being used his powers to summon a meteor and cause another tsunami and a earthquake, which wiped out and killed everyone in Washington, DC. This also destroyed Biden's office in the White House and killed him. The U.S army took notice of this and tried going after Stairway, but he had teleported out of Washington by the time they even arrived.

## Battle Against Shaggy Once More

Stairway was causing a lot of havoc in the universe, causing death and destruction wherever he went. until Shaggy appeared. "We meet again, child.." Stairway grinned, "Heh, you literally were easy to beat as shredding a cabbage on a nice Thanksgiving dinner, punk." Shaggy chuckled at the being, "You destroyed my homeworld, so I came here as soon as I heard reports of OIL." Shaggy spoke before he punched Stairway so hard, it shattered 4 of his teeth. However Stairway proceeded to throw a entire meteor at Shaggy, "Despite millions upon trillions of years, Rogers.. My power has increased whilst yours has decreased." Stairway then kicked a subway train that was flaming at Shaggy, who got hit by it. But then Shaggy lifted the subway car and flew. Throwing a supernova at Stairway, The two exchanged blows, before Stairway shot a massive oil beam at Shaggy. Who punched Stairway into the sun, however Stairway threw the sun at Shaggy but just then Shaggy threw the sun back to it's position, Shaggy then proceeded to battle until then a tornado grabbed Shaggy and threw him across buildings appeared. Stairway also used a city destroying beam on Shaggy, who flew towards and summoned a massive energy ball that exploded and threw Stairway into a gas line which exploded. Stairway roared and choked Shaggy, slicing his stomach with a switchblade. However Shaggy used enhanced brass knuckles and beat Stairway down, but then Stairway injected a poison into Shaggy and tossed him into a lava lake. Burning his flesh, but then Shaggy used the lava to burn Stairway and beat him down as the two fought. Stairway managed to get the upper hand by summoning a massive tsunami which knocked Shaggy out and also summoned a flood, Stairway managed to win this time.

## Death

Stairway and Derpy were causing a Stairway to Heaven Incident, when GigaChad attacked them. He had began to ascend, Stairway kicked GigaChad off of his lover and then GigaChad boosted himself and shot down with Stairway on the pavement of New York City. Stairway was almost beaten to a bloody pulp until Derpy saved him by slicing a giant gash onto GigaChad, he helped his lover up and the two fought GigaChad. Stairway went full rage when GigaChad ripped Derpy's head off and threw GigaChad into the air. GigaChad pretended to be knocked out but then he got up and stabbed Stairway with the very same blade Derpy had stabbed GigaChad with. Afterwards, GigaChad and Stairway pummeled to the ground and GigaChad killed the god being somehow.

## Legacy

Ultimately, despite his death. Stairway's death had led to Derpy, who was revived going rogue. His death HAD a devastating mental impact on Derpy's sanity, as it was implied Derpy lost full sanity, he turned rogue against Trollge and began his chaos, eventually he also turned T\_333 and Exhalted against Corruptus. The Trollface who created Smiler and recruited all of the Trollges. The grief was the reason Derpy created Liquid Riley, aka Trollge GF. According to a journal entry and research notes, Liquid herself was the failed experiment of Derpy attempting to bring back Stairway in a female form. he stated although Liquid did display Stairway's sadism and insanity, along with his oil manipulation. She wasn't the perfect revival. Unknowingly to GigaChad or Derpy, Stairway was somehow still alive. After a few more modifiers, Stairway's psyche and consciousness travelled into Liquid's body, making her a perfect reincarnation of the deceased Trollge.

## Return

> GigaChad: You will suffer, Derpy. Watch as my Chads fight your army.
>  Stairway (Through Derpy): Good.....
>  GigaChad: What? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! I WILL WIN.
>  Stairway: Get ready for the encore. Hehehheheh... AHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
>  GigaChad: Why. Aren't. YOU SCARED OR ACCEPTING DEFEAT?
>  Stairway (Physically): AHHAHAHAH!
>
>

At some point, GigaChad captured Derpy, broadcasting to his army. Exhalted kept things running and planned a breakout whilst that happened, and told him he was going to become a Chad, injecting Derpy full of Alpha Male Stigma, or AMS. However, instead of turning Derpy into a Chad. Somehow, the AMS triggered Stairway's consciousness to take over Derpy's mind and body. Derpy experienced an odd world, filled with oil and rain. And what appeared to be Stairway. Then it cut to reality. "You're going to watch carnage." GigaChad said, trying to speak as he heard Derpy say good. Shocked, GigaChad asked if he understood it was over. Derpy told him to get ready for "the encore". Unknown to GigaChad, he had been speaking to Stairway. Who began cackling. Everyone watching and even GigaChad were horrified, Exhalted recognized Stairway's laughter in a way. "WHY AREN'T YOU SCARED?" GigaChad asked, as another injection brought Stairway physically back. Derpy saw Stairway and believed he was hallucinating. However Stairway was real.

## Rematch With GigaChad

Stairway tilted his head towards GigaChad, who was horrified. "The Rain Is Coming, Ernest......" Stairway said as GigaChad tackled Stairway, who threw him off of him. GigaChad and Stairway engaged in a fist fight, Stairway uppercutted GigaChad and kneed him. GigaChad screamed in pain. Before he tackled and beat Stairway badly. However, Stairway's anger activated and he sent a pile of oil to throw GigaChad off him. "I WILL NEVER REST.." Stairway commented, GigaChad used his sword to cause an explosion, which threw Stairway into a skyscraper, that collasped onto him. But Stairway threw it at GigaChad, injuring him. GigaChad grabbed an entire building and threw it at Stairway, who dodged as Trollge minions appeared, slicing GigaChad brutally with axes. GigaChad killed the minions and kicked Stairway, who then sliced GigaChad with his claws. Stairway then proceeded to summon a tsunami that threw GigaChad around, and painfully injured him. But GigaChad jumped out. grabbing Stairway's arm, punching him into a incinerator, beating Stairway to a bloody pulp. Stairway teleported out and shoved his katana into GigaChad's side, stabbing him multiple times. Stairway then kicked GigaChad down, into a metal pole. GigaChad barely had time to get it out, he limped around, and was losing a lot of blood. As his liver was impaled, he painfully removed the knife and impaled Stairway with the katana. Stairway roared and removed it as GigaChad threw an explosive engine at Stairway, who barely dodged. however Stairway grabbed his knife, impaling GigaChad in the heart. GigaChad was in shock, as he punched Stairway into a fire hydrant, Stairway ran back, he shoved the knife deeper in his heart, before breaking GigaChad's arm, and dislocating his leg. GigaChad was in the most terrible pain ever. Derpy smiled. As Stairway turned to him. "Now, we fight together again Derpy." He said, as Derpy transformed into a Darkness jaw, biting into GigaChad. Stairway sent a hellstorm of electricity to strike down GigaChad, who screamed in agony. He realized Stairway's revival also enhanced him. GigaChad grabbed his sword and sliced Stairway who screamed in pain, but Stairway slammed GigaChad into the ground, GigaChad uppercutted Stairway, throwing him into Derpy. Who used a tentacle to strangle GigaChad. Stairway formed oil spikes to impale GigaChad. Who screamed in pain as he threw 2 spikes at both Derpy and Stairway. Derpy wrapped vines around GigaChad, throwing him into a buzzsaw, sawing GigaChad. Stairway beat GigaChad to a bloody pulp. Then GigaChad summoned his Chads, they fought well with Stairway. But Stairway showed an new ability of his, summoning an meteor, that killed the Chads. Stairway and Derpy brutally beat GigaChad to the biggest pulp ever. SO bad that he had to retreat.

## Post-Rematch

Stairway was going to be told what had happened since his death, but he said. "I know, Derpy. I have been sent back for a reason. AND this time no one is forgetting me. Also, I support yours and Liquid's relationship. But let's stay best friends, alright?" Stairway asked. Derpy said sure, and the two began trolling. Stairway was promoted to second-in-command, with Exhalted and JJ as 3rd and 4th in command. With T\_333 as a leading general and 5th in command. Liquid being 6th. Stairway also was much more powerful than ever before.