Rants, Ramblings, and Random Outbursts

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## Wax.

My friend is obsessed with wax now.

Before you ask anything else, I'll explain. Today in our Life Balance class, we had a relaxation day where we did a guided meditation, chatted with eachother, and dipped our hands in warm wax (which is a lot better than it sounds, if you're one of those people who paints glue on their hands just so you can peel it off, well, you'd probably love this. It makes your hands really soft afterwards too). Sounds great, right? :)

Well, my friend said she wanted to marry wax. And she now keeps a huge wad of wax in her locker (which was a bit like putty when it was warm, but it hardened and it's sTILL tHERE) (Side note: All of my friends and I decided to chant "PUTTY! PUTTY! PUTTY! PUTTY!" (you get the idea) when we were walking to lunch today. Then my history teacher turned around (lol she's always there when we're doing something really weird for some reason) and was like wHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING (she's really nice dw, and one of the only teachers who actually puts up with our weirdness lol) and it was hilarious XD)

But yeah!

Idk. If you guys have advice that would help a friend who's obsessed with wax, please feel free to give it to me. :)

**ᎶᎥᏝᎴᎥᏋ-ᏋᏉᏋᏒᏰᏝᏗፚᏋ**

(Another side note: I think I'm going to use this page a lot XD)

## A How To Train Your Dragon Rant

(Warning: All-caps will be used in this rant. Please proceed with caution.)

THE BOOKS ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO THE MOVIES. NO ONE EVEN KNOWS THE BOOKS ARE REAL, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO CAMICAZI EVEN IS? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE SHE WAS REPLACED WITH ASTRID EVEN THOUGH CAMICAZIS BETTER. YOU KNOW WHAT MY FRIEND ONCE SAID? SHE SAID, “aren’t the books fanfiction?” NO THEY ARE NOT. THE BOOKS CAME FIRST AND WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST. DO YOU KNOW WHO CRESSIDA COWELL IS? PROBABLY NOT. WELL, SHES THE ONE WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH AND WROTE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. THE BOOKS. THE BOOKS THAT I CRIED OVER. THE BOOKS THAT IVE REREAD AND REREAD AND LOVED AND INSPIRED ME. THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY.

Anyway that’s it. Also, don’t be offended by that. Love the movies, I don’t really care, I think they have a great plot, but the plot was a different one first. If you haven’t guessed, I’m kind of annoyed the books don’t get credit.

-Bluejay

## I hate Cassandra Clare

I finished Queen of Air and Darkness. Whatever shreds of sanity that I had left is gone now. I am also desperately searching the Internet for theories about the Wicked Powers. Anyways, QoAaD DESTROED me because (Warning this will probably be all caps) KITTY AND TY TRYING TO RAISE LIVVY AND MALEC WEDDING AND SIZZY ENGAGED AND CLACE ENGAGED AND JESSA MARRIED AND TESSA PREGNANT AND KIT! AND SERIOUSLY, KIT. FORGET ABOUT SLAYING WITH YOUR DEADLY CHARM AND WIT. MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY BC YOU GOT REJECTED IS THE MOST HERONDALE THING YOU'VE EVER DONE. AND WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN TWP WHEN TY AND DRU AND KIT MEET EACH OTHER AGAIN. AND OHMYGODS. THE ENDING. "I WANT YOU TO BRING ME CLARY FAIRCHILD." WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? AND WILL THAT BE IN THE WICKED POWERS AND KIERARKTINA AND JEMMA AND HALINE AND KITTY AND DOES ANYONE SHIP DRU WITH JAIME? I REALIZE THAT HE IS 4 YEARS OLDER THAN HER, BUT MAGNUS IS LIKE 800 YEARS OLDER THAN ALEC. AND WHATABOUT THE FACT THAT CASSIE IMPLIED THAT ASH HAS A CRUSH ON DRU? AND WHO THINKS THAT GHOST WILL IS GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP WITH EXCUSES TO SEE BABY CARSTAIRS. And in heaven:

James: First with Uncle Jem, now with my half sister.

Cecily: Will! You know that you can only visit Earth when its an emergency!

Will: \*looking at Baby Carstairs crying bc she can't reach a toy\*\*holding back tears\* This is an emergency.

AND RAGNOR COMING BACK! AND RAPHAEL PROBABLY HAD NEVER ACCEPTED THAT RAGNOR DIED AND NOW RAPHAEL'S DEAD.

Okie, I think I got it all out.

**-Mai**

## I'm Sad

And angry. Okay, so here's what happened. I wake up and I'm still exhausted, and it's also cold and miserable outside, so my first thought was, "Oh okay! Perfect day to start some new show or something."

So I start watching one that looked really good, and guess what? It was really good. It was about a girl named Ryuko Matoi (who apparently likes to eat whole lemons) who tries to find out who her father's murderer was by going to a fascist student-council-run school and looking for the other half of a pair of scissors. Yes, that's literally what it's about, and it was actually pretty good, despite the incredibly weird plot. (It's called Kill la Kill by the way. It's not exactly the most appropriate though, so I wouldn't recommend it if you're not comfortable with swearing and some... well, things.) I found the first episode online and it was fun to watch, but when I tried to find the others... nothing.

Of course, I was mad. Really mad. Like, who wouldn't want to know who had the other half of the scissors?

I remained in a sulk for another couple of hours, and that's when I realized that another episode of My Hero Academia was supposed to be released today. So, of course, I try to find the new episode, only to realize that it had been delayed until next week because of a rugby championship. If this had happened any other day at all, maybe I would've been less frustrated. But after the whole Kill la Kill situation, I was kind of really angry.

And then, to top all that off, Legacy comes out in 3 days. I've already had two of the biggest plot points spoiled for me by random users on the Legacy page. AND NOW LIFE GIVES ME THIS. So yeah, that's the story of how I died. Let's just say... I kinda need it to be Tuesday right now...

EDIT: Found the next episode. It gets even weirder lol, Ryuko's asked to play a match of tennis against the tennis club captain (Omiko Hakodate) to prove her worth and she ends up using the scissor blade as a raquet. Of course, she absolutely CRUSHES Hakodate towards the end, even though half of the plays were only considered fair by random loopholes and interventions. Don't you just love anime?

## Closet lights

I swatched all my markers and put them in order so I could do some art and then my closet light went out and I'm super short so I got a ladder and then the ladder wasn't even TALL ENOUGH!! And then I almost dropped it on my head and then I somehow forgot which way was which and ended up screwing the light back one while standing on my tiptoes on a ladder.

## DRAMA

Soooo... everyone in my class is obsessed with stupid drama. They have started shipping IRL people, and it's getting really weird. A guy in my class has made really inappropriate songs about people in our school, and it's kind of uncomfortable. I am really cold in a way and hate talking about my feelings, so this whole episode is a bit weird for me. No matter how much i like to talk about drama and gossip, it also feels weird. (If that even makes any sense) Theres always something going on at my school, too. Like- someone in my class is "dating" someone in the other class. I'm in middle school, by the way. What does dating even mean when you are that age? The most romantic thing you can do is buy your "partner" something at the nearby convenience store. I just sit and watch, mostly because i don't want to be more involved in all the drama than i already am.

- SCHWANE

## a cliche was in a book ;( (SPOILER ALERT)

welp i was reading the legend,prodigy, champion series by marie lu and up until now there were no cliches but in one of the books there was a cliche where someone killed their lover for the goverment which was just so cliche and it made me facepalm, cliches are boring to me i was reading at 10 PM and thats when i went to sleep i really need to get to sleep earlier so i can finally not skip breakfast in the morning on school nights and its annoying how i only got breakfast on weekends because i dont wake up that late and now every weekday i have brunch which doesnt feel the same oh my god
𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖 (talk) 22:45, January 8, 2021 (UTC)