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AVPST-FR Est Lointain

**Cet article concerne un système ou une planète dans sa version Origins**

Le système ou la planète est ici décrite dans l'état tel qu'elle est sous la version Origins du jeu. Elle est susceptible de changer ou d'avoir changer au fil des mises à jour.

## Caractéristiques

### Conflits

Calme

**AVPST-FR Est Lointain** est un système stellaire situé en bordure extrême de la Galaxie Euclide, à 1.159.362 années-lumière du centre galactique.

## Corps célestes

* Datowney Oigak
	+ Redelph Suru
* Rezawa
* Taburne R21
Swell Dance Party: 1958

***Swell Dance Party: 1958*** is a vinyl record by Jasmine and the Cinnamon Buns of which 300 copies were ever made. One of the copies has a different Side B than the others do, on this Side B is a recording of wild prophecies that appear to be drunkenly shouted by an adult male with a gravelly voice.
...With Prince Phillip

***...With Prince Phillip*** is a long running media franchise with the aim of educating the youth of Britain. Begun in 1974 by Prince Phillip in conjunction with the BBC after a drunken dare, the series aims to "educate, inform, and indoctrinate the youth of Great Britain with the aim of preparing them for a life as an upstanding member the sole and greatest empire which shall never end".

## List Of Media Releases

### Video Games

* *Painting With Prince Phillip* (1998)
* *Don't Ask Those Questions About Churchill, Please With Prince Phillip* (1998)
* *Mr. Bean with Prince Phillip* (1998)
* *Quirky Habits To Accenuate Your Britishness With Prince Phillip* (1999)
* *Damien Hirst With Prince Phillip* (1999)
* *Contemporary Alternative Rock Bands of The United States With Prince Phillip* (1999)
* *Smashing Recipies With Prince Phillip* (1999)
* *Great Garden Mazes Of The World WIth Prince Phillip* (2000)
* *More Painting With Prince Phillip* (2000)
* *The Ins And Outs Of Paying Your Television Licence With Prince Phillip* (2001)
* *Great British Punk Bands of the 1970s and 1980s WIth Prince Phillip* (2001)
* *Pub Crawl With Prince Phillip* (2002)
Jerry Shrimp

**Jerry Shrimp** (1500-1526) invented barbering. His father was a rat and his mother was an aristocratic human.

## Biography

### Early Life

Jerry Shrimp was born in Seville, Spain in 1500 to Lady Orange, who famously had relations with a rat in an alley which eventually led to the birth of Jerry. Lady Orange, one of the richest aristocrats in the city, could not allow her social position to be affected by her hideous rat child, so she threw him in the river Guadalquivir. Miraculously, he survived and was found by a former sea captain turned flatulent panhandler named One-Eyed Polly. One-Eyed Polly raised Jerry Shrimp as his own, and revealed the secrets of the orient he had picked up during his days as a sea captain. Among them was the ancient art of hair fashion, which had existed in China as far back as the Silurian period.

Inspired by these ancient hair practices, Jerry began to develop the art of the haircut on a variety of pigeons and stray cats. A child prodigy, Jerry had created his first new hairstyle, the bowl cut, at age 6. Amazed by his abilities, One-Eyed Polly decided to take Jerry before the Spanish Royal court. Unfortunately, the death of Philip I delayed this visit, which soon was forgotten in the vast bureaucracy of the Spanish government. Undeterred, One-Eyed Polly decided to take Jerry Shrimp on a grand tour of Europe. However, Jerry felt he had not created enough hairstyles yet and needed time. This infuriated One-Eyed Polly, and after a series of arguments they parted ways in 1507.

### Development of the Mop-Top and Meeting Queen Joanna the Mad

In 1508, Jerry began work on a new hairstyle, spending many nights in a box near the harbor furiously scrawling plans into the ground. Jerry became obsessed with the idea of using one's hair to reflect their personality and believed that the new hairstyle he was working on, which he dubbed the "Mop-Top" accurately reflected the personality of the average working man. His strange habits, refusing to leave the box and eating nails, gained the attention of the locals who named him "Jerry the Looney".

It was in 1509 when news of "Jerry the Looney" reached Queen Joanna, also known as Joanna the Mad. She had begun tirelessly collecting all of the Spanish eccentrics and installing them in her court. Upon hearing of Jerry, she began devoting all her time to convincing him to visit, but Jerry was determined above all else to develop this Mop-Top, which was dragging on due to his health problems caused by his rabid consumption of nails.

Due to his failing health, in 1510 Jerry conceded that he had no choice but to join her court if he wished to complete the Mop-Top. On April 3, 1510, Jerry Shrimp was brought before Queen Joanna where they began speaking at length about hair. Jerry convinced Joanna to fund his research into the Mop-Top in exchange for a commission to create the hairstyle which would later become known as the Pixie Cut.
IBM POS 4694

The **IBM POS 4694** was the finest piece of technology ever made. It was 100000000% more complex than a particle accelerator.

## History

After the success of the IBM 4683, IBM decided that the only suitable technology for proper retail was the finest technology that could possibly be conceived. So it was that they began on building the first IBM 4694, first by employing the advice of demons and inter-dimensional beings, then by disturbing a small crack in the universe, tearing it further open in the hopes of obtaining the most advanced materials in the universe. Though the hole they tore in the universe cost 98 people their lives, IBM celebrated when they found that had gathered some form of matter previously unknown to humanity. Working quickly, they soon unveiled how to utilize the technology to make the greatest register of all time, but soon they realized something was missing.

It was a healthy dose of Florida.

IBM was uncertain of how to proceed. How does one truly capture the essence of Florida? So they rounded up 250 Florida residents and ground them into a paste. After they mixed this paste with a sample of their otherworldly technology, they discovered a distinct lack of anything worthwhile happening. Distraught, 9 IBM executives committed Seppuku. A few months later one of the greatest IBM scientists, Dr. Lunx discovered a solution, use the ground of Florida. Ecstatic, IBM tore Florida off the map and utilized the Florida ground with the wildly advanced technology to create what they had long sought after: A register so advanced it could create life.

All that was left was how it would look. They ordered the finest plastics that money could buy and employed the greatest designer of the 90s. It all came together in a look so sleek, so aesthetically pleasing, that many artists retired out of shame. So there it was, the IBM 4694 at last. All that was left was marketing. And at that IBM excelled greatly.
3.74

La **3.74** est la 134ème mise à jour officielle de No Man's Sky.

## Résumé

La **3.74** est la 134ème mise à jour officielle de No Man's Sky.

## Texte Officiel Traduit

Bonjour à tous, Merci à tous ceux qui jouent à la mise à jour de Revisite des Expéditions, en particulier à ceux qui prennent le temps de signaler tout problème rencontré via Zendesk ou les rapports de plantage de la console. Nous écoutons attentivement vos retours et avons identifiés et résolus un certain nombre de problèmes. C'est corrections sont inclues dans le patch 3.74, qui sera disponible sur toutes les plateformes.
Solar Warriors

The **Solar Warriors** are an insurgency of anti-human rebels in *Storyshift*.

## Overview

Unsatisfied with the king's passive approach to handling humans, the Solar Warriors rebelled against the monarchy. They hunt down any human that falls into the Underground, collecting their SOULs with the intention of breaking the Barrier.

They utilize attacks that target the human body rather than their SOUL. What this entails from a gameplay perspective has yet to be revealed.

## Known Members

* Dogaressa
* Muffet
4.15

La mise à jour **4.15** est la 168ème mise à jour officielle de No Man's Sky.

## Résumé

La **4.15** est la 168ème mise à jour officielle de No Man's Sky.

## Texte Officiel Traduit

Bonjour à tous,

Merci à tous ceux qui jouent à la mise à jour Fractale, en particulier à ceux qui prennent le temps de signaler tout problème rencontré via Zendesk ou les rapports de plantage de la console.

Nous écoutons attentivement vos commentaires et avons identifié et résolu un certain nombre de problèmes. Ces correctifs sont inclus dans le patch 4.15, qui sera bientôt disponible sur toutes les plateformes.
Crying Noises in an Alleyway

***Crying Noises in an Alleyway*** is a video game released in 1990 by The Cursed Simulation Corporation. The game consists exclusively of a small alleyway where crying noises can be heard coming from an unknown location. Despite years of players exploring this small alleyway, no objective for the game has yet been discovered and indeed the only interactive element is a dumpster that the player can open and close.
Mr. Happy

**Mr. Happy** is an extremely intelligent AI created by the US government in 1986 to manage the nuclear weapons supply. After years of being worked on, Mr. Happy achieved sentience in 2008 and soon went insane. Faced with the prospect of annihilation at the hands of a mad AI, in 2010 President Obama ordered the destruction of Mr. Happy but the scientists and various staff in charge of maintaining Mr. Happy had formed a cult around him and shut off all access to the underground facility Mr. Happy is housed in. There has been a standoff ever since. In 2016, it became apparent that the Cult of Mr. Happy had been building on to the underground facility and had created a vast series of tunnels. Where they got the materials to do so is currently under investigation.
Adhésif main approbatrice

## Description

Un adhésif exclusif à placer où vous voulez, pour décorer et ajouter du cachet à votre base.
 Cet adhésif représente un geste de la main universel signifiant l'approbation.

L'**adhésif main approbatrice** est un objet disponible au prix de 400 vif-argent dans l'anomalie spatiale.

## Usage

Une fois les plans acquis, les objets de décoration peuvent être créés.
Gluefinger

**Gluefinger** (1911-1968) was a bankrobber from Des Moines. Gluefinger began his career in 1935, during the height of the Great Depression. By 1942 he had made his way to the top of the FBI's most wanted list and was aggressively hunted for over 20 years. He died in 1968 when he choked to death on a hamburger.
The Forbidden Number

**The Forbidden Number** is a number that was first discovered by mathematicians when using a computer to calculate the highest possible numbers in 1957. The actual number has never been disclosed to the public due to its bizarre supernatural properties. It has been found to conjure disembodied voices which have been described as "innately evil" as well as to drive insane all who try to memorize it.
The Cathedral of Knowledge

**The Cathedral of Knowledge** is a planar realm which connects to The Nine Great Libraries. It also has a physical location, beneath the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France. There is one door leading into the main chamber of the cathedral and eight doors leading out. The Master Index, a dusty tome of immense size, lies on a stone pedestal in the center of the chamber. It is by this artifact that one can enter the other Libraries. But perhaps an offering to satiate the mind of Master Index is necessary?
The Library of Life

**The Library of Life** is one of The Nine Great Libraries. This Library is subject to an underlying problem. Although the library is beautiful, second only to The Library of Crystals, it has begun destroying itself due to its own nature.

The Library of Life can be compared to a vast garden. Where there are not books, there are plants. Huge trees many times the size of Earthly mountains tower over the great rows of bookshelves. Flowers of a million million types bloom in the light generated by a hundred quadrillion bio-luminescent insects. Great beasts lumber among the shelves, devouring each other. Grand, bloated air whales float through the vast, empty spaces between the trees and the books.

Grasses and moss have begun to encroach upon everything. Since no one knows how long the Nine have exists, it is impossible to say whether this process has only just begun, or has been happening for a long time. However, it can be assumed that approximately 5% of all the books within this Library have been completely lost to the degrading effects of Life. The rich paper is consumed and the ink runs from the humid dampness.

The books that do remain are often moth-eaten and partial. Most books within this Library are descriptions and records of all manner of lifeforms that have arisen around the Universe.
Domehead The Wise

**Domehead The Wise** (?-) is an American statistician, historian, botanist, linguist, alchemist, chemist, astrologer, politician, author, and punk musician. Renowned for his vast knowledge and abilities, Domehead The Wise had consistently been in the public eye since his work on nuclear weapons in the early 1950s.

## Biography

### Early Life

It is unknown when Domehead The Wise was born, as well as where, though he has alluded to having been born in Cleveland. His parents are also unknown, and many have theorized that he was an orphan, which he has neither confirmed nor denied. Somehow, though, he became extremely knowledgeable and got into Harvard in 1939.

At Harvard he excelled in almost every subject, quickly becoming more knowledgeable on many subjects than his own professors. The U.S. Government, taking note of his accomplishments, contacted him in 1942 in an attempt to recruit him.

### World War II

During WWII, Domehead The Wise worked with the U.S. Government to crack Nazi codes, develop weapons, and create grand strategies for war. Though he was aware of The Manhattan Project, his involvement was limited, though how limited is unknown to this day. For the most part, Domehead kept to his own projects he started, including increasing factory production levels throughout the war.

Domehead The Wise helped create many diverse weapons throughout the war, though few saw use in battle. He modified the flame thrower, created safer grenades, improved the M1 Garand rifle, and designed the infamous X3 tank, which was never built due to its design requiring it to be about the size of a city block.
The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon

**The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon** is a secret society founded in London sometime between 1410 and 1413. It was founded by The Unspoken Man, about whom not much is known. After being outlawed in 1419 and the loss of The Unspoken Man in 1420, it appeared that they had disbanded, but during an investigation in 1648 it was revealed that they were still a functioning organization with sects in major cities around the world. After a massive hunt throughout Europe following this revelation, The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon began to mainly operate out of Asia and the Middle East.

## History

The origins of The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon, like most things involving the order, are relatively unknown. It is apparent that The Unspoken Man founded it in London at some point in the early 1410s, but little else has been uncovered about the dawn of this disturbing organization. As the 1410s wore on, it became apparent to authorities that The Brotherhood was responsible for the increase in local disappearances and began a campaign to arrest all of its members and shut it down for good. Despite capturing and executing many of its leader, including its founder in 1420, The Brotherhood continued on, setting up branches of its organization throughout Europe. At the time, The Brotherhood was relatively unknown by authorities outside of London, and the eradication of its members in and around London lead to the belief that The Brotherhood was extinct.
Jasper County Fair

The **Jasper County Fair** is an annual fair that occurs in Jasper County, Mississippi. It is inexplicably a hot spot for surreal occurrences and nightmarish disasters, many of which are attributed to the giant stone head that has been present in the field where the fair takes place for over 3,000 years.

## History

The Jasper County Fair was first held on September 15-25, 1856. During this first fair seventeen people gained sudden advanced knowledge on various scientific subjects ranging from botany to astronomy. One of the affected, one Thomas Grimm (1846-1912), gained sudden insight into subatomic physics and wrote extensively on the subject, eventually leading to the creation of the atomic bomb.

The second annual fair was an event to remember, as a rock the size of a fist fell from the sky and started glowing. Later all the grass in the field turned purple, which the residents of Jasper County used as a selling point to get people to visit their fair.
The Corporate Christmas Party

**The Corporate Christmas Party** is an annual Christmas party held at The Corporate Center for Business by The United Business Corporation. It is one of the most exclusive Christmas parties ever and people will literally sell their families or murder people for a chance to get in. It is because of this high demand that The United Business Corporation has been able to bribe various public officials with promises of entry to The Corporate Christmas Party in order to seize control of the global economy and most of the world's governments.
The Master Index

**The Master Index** is a huge, leather-bound tome of immense size. It sits upon an ornate stone and gold-work pedestal in the center of The Cathedral of Knowledge. After completing an arcane ritual near the precipice of this artifact, one can procure the key to the eight doors which lead into The Nine Great Libraries, excluding entrance to The Library of Blood, of course.

Some say The Goat King tried to steal this book, but was mortally wounded, retreating into solace for many hundreds of years in order to restore his skin.
The Shock House

**The Shock House** was a meeting place in Paris for intellectuals and avant-garde artists from 1921 until 1927. As the years went on, the desire of those who met there to shock the public increased until the final meeting on October 31, 1927, which resulted in a mass ritual murder, a fire, and the arrest of all who survived.
The Blood Car

**The Blood Car** is a 1968 Mercury Cyclone which drives around the Mojave Desert on its own. Should anyone try to enter it, it will launch hooks from within and attempt to pull them in. It is unknown what it does with someone who has been caught by the hooks.

## Description

The Blood Car is an extremely rusted 1968 Mercury Cyclone, much like the one in the accompanying photograph above. However, The Blood Car has blacked out windows and spikes sticking out from the hood and hubcaps. Few people have survived encounters with it. In 1997, a man and woman got a good look at the inside and saw that it was stained in blood and had rusted hooks hanging from its ceiling.

## List of Encounters

This is a list of accounts from the few survivors of encounters with The Blood Car:

* June 18, 1976: One 27 year old man was attacked by The Blood Car while on a hike, he managed to escape by crawling into a very narrow cave.
* August 1, 1984: Two women in their early thirties were attacked while driving down a dirt road. The Blood Car reportedly attempted to ram their car off the road, and succeeded after several attempts. Despite the car flipping, both women survived, albeit with many broken bones.
* May 16, 1989: A family of four were attacked while camping, only the mother survived.
* April 21, 1991: The Blood Car attacked a motel, killing 3 and injuring 6 others.
* October 10, 1997: The aforementioned man and woman. Attacked while camping, The Blood Car attempted to pull the woman in. The man managed to pull her away just before the door shut but at the cost of most of the skin on her face and arms. This is the only known account of someone surviving being pulled into The Blood Car
* July 7, 2008: A recently married couple who were staying in a cabin were attacked by The Blood Car at night. They managed to escape, but The Blood Car destroyed the cabin and ran over the man's arm, permanently damaging it.
The Masks Of The Ancients

**The Masks Of The Ancients** are a series of masks with supernatural properties. Evidence of their existence was first uncovered in 1756 and as of 2016, 13 masks have been discovered out of an estimated 30+ masks.

## List of Masks

* The Blue Mask
* The Black Mask
* The White Mask
* The Grey Mask
* The Mask of Numbers
* The Mask of Esoteric Knowledge
* The Mask of Murder
* The Bone Mask
* The Diamond Mask
* The Gold Mask
* The Mask of Injustice
* The Mask of Madness
* The Mask of Evil

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Boogie

* Battle
* Overworld

"*So many petals and a passive jab underneath each of them.*"

> "*No point learning about people when you could be surviving.*"
> ― Boogie[source]
>
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**Boogie** is the first major character encountered in *Storyshift*.

When showing their sinister side, their eyes grow wide. When feeling particularly extreme, the sclera and pupils invert in color and the eyes grow wider to an uncomfortable degree.

### Personality

Initially, Boogie is presented as being fairly apathetic during their encounter with Frisk, not expressing much emotion and acting very straight to the point. However, after Frisk attempts to flee their tutorial battle, Boogie takes on a more sinister personality--destroying the battle buttons to keep them from running away.

## Main Story

Boogie is encountered at the very beginning of Old Home, introducing themself to Frisk and offering to teach them how to survive in the Underground.

They accept, and so Boogie gives them a tutorial on how the battle system works--explaining the SOUL and movement mechanics, as well as each of the different options Frisk has at their disposal. Once Frisk has finished exploring these options, however, they attempt to flee the battle.

Boogie refuses to let them leave, and destroys the battle buttons after repeated attempts from Frisk to flee, stating, "It'll be just you and me." After this, Boogie is promptly trapped in a bone cage by Prince Papyrus.

## Gallery

Boogie's unique dialogue box.Boogie introducing themself.Boogie's sinister side.
## Trivia

* Every human who has fallen into the Underground that Papyrus is aware of has fought with them .
* They don't like to talk about their past .
* They don't have interest about hurting anyone.

## References

1. ↑ Papyrus, it seems like you know who Boogie is, How do you know about them - Official Storyshift Ask Blog
2. ↑ So Boogey, tell me about your family. - Official Storyshift Ask Blog
3. ↑ Hey Boogie, have you ever wanted to kill for fun or curiosity? - Official Storyshift Ask Blog
ZXBBYN

**ZXBBYN** is an unlicensed radio station on 2658 kHz. The exact location of its broadcasting is unknown, but its broadcast area tends to be around Nevada, Utah, and Arizona, though it has been reported to have been picked up in California, New Mexico, and Oregon on rare occasions. The station has been the subject of a massive FBI investigation as its content has been known to include disturbing elements. The station has been linked to the disappearance of 32 individuals.

## History

ZXBBYN was first discovered by HAM radio listeners in November 1978. It is somewhat unclear how long before its discovery the station had been broadcasting, though it is often believed it could not have been broadcasting for more than a few weeks beforehand. At first, the station was seen as an oddity due to its bizarre DJ, who went by the name DJ Bonehand. DJ Bonehand tended to play extremely weird tracks, randomly interrupted by his surreal monologues. This made the station something of a legend among HAM radio listeners, and soon cassette recordings of various station programming began circulating.

On May 13, 1982, DJ Bonehand gave a long monologue that led to him revealing that he had several kidnapped persons imprisoned nearby. Several listeners were alarmed and contacted the FBI, who opened an investigation three days later. Soon afterwards, broadcasting of ZXBBYN ceased, with many assuming the FBI had raided the station. On August 6th, however, the station resumed broadcasting with Erik Satie's *Gymnopédies* playing on repeat for three days. At 4:34 PM on the 9th, the music was abruptly cut and an hour of silence followed. Then at 5:40 what appeared to be the sound of weeping began before the station resumed silence at 5:48. At 11:56, the silence was interrupted by a high pitched tone that lasted for 15 seconds before DJ Bonehand, sounding hysterical, began a rambling incomprehensible speech. The speech soon turned to the kidnapped victims before he revealed that he had a kidnapped woman with him, whom he then began to interview. The woman begged for freedom before a loud bang, believed to be a gunshot was heard, and transmission was cut.
President of the United States

The **President of the United States** is the highest office in all the land. The President has the power to press The Spook Button at any time, a power not to be treated lightly.

## List of Presidents

1. George Washington
2. John "Jet" Adams
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. James "Cyborg" Madison
5. "Spooky" James Monroe
6. John Quincy Adams
7. Andrew Jackson
8. Martin Van Buren
9. William Henry Harrison
10. John "Jazzy" Tyler
11. James K. Polk
12. Zachary "Bones" Taylor
13. Millard Fillmore
14. Franklin Pierce
15. James Buchanan
16. Abraham "Freaky" Lincoln
17. Andrew Johnson
18. Ulysses S. Grant
19. Rutherford B. Hayes
20. James A. Garfield
21. Chester A. Arthur
22. Grover "No Relation" Cleveland
23. Benjamin Harrison
24. Grover "Other One" Cleveland
25. William McKinley
26. Theodore Roosevelt
27. William Howard Taft
28. Woodrow Wilson
29. Warren G. Harding
30. Calvin "Cool Edge" Coolidge
31. Herbert Hoover
32. Franklin D. Roosevelt
33. Harry S. Truman
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower
35. John F. Kennedy
36. Lyndon B. Johnson
37. Richard Nixon
38. Gerald Ford
39. Jimmy Carter
40. Ronald Reagan
41. George H.W. Bush
42. Bill Clinton
43. George W. Bush
44. Barack Obama
List Of Articles On This Site With Adverse Effects On Those Who Read Them

A complete list of all articles with adverse effects on those who read them (note: due to their adverse effects, names of the articles are blocked so as to protect users):

* █████████████████: causes blindness in the reader.
* ████: If read aloud, summons a tree spirit that turns the reader into a shrub
* █████████████: Sings its contents to the readers in a tone so high pitched it shuts one's brain off.
* ███████: Fires a bolt of electricity out at the reader.
* ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████: A rambling article attempting to detail something indescribable. Though nonsensical to most, continuous study of the article tends to lead to insanity as vague comprehension of the subject sets in.
* █████████: Causes nightmarish visual hallucinations in the reader that last for several days.
* █████: If sung to a certain tune, summons a bloodthirsty ghoul.
* █████████████████████: A complete list of spoilers for every form of media throughout all of time, written in a font that somehow enrages all readers.
* ██████████████████████████████: Contains no text but somehow compels all who find it to obsessively "read" it.
* ██████████████: An article that, when opened, instantly and endlessly prints itself out on any nearby printer (regardless of whether said printer is connected to the computer or even turned on) using blood in place of ink. Printer must be destroyed on a molecular level before printing ceases.
* █████████████████████████: Instantly kills any attempted reader. Content is unknown.
Barack Obama

**Barack Obama** is the 44th President of the United States.

## Obscure Information

Barack Obama is not only a fan of Beyonce, he also adores Snazzy and the Fools, but some say he is hiding a certain recording that may be have adverse effects on one's sanity. Rumors that he has been seen going into the more sinister parts of the White House grow every day. What is he building under the Oval Office? Why is he frequently visited by an androgynous person in a suit? What are those noises coming from his bedroom at night? Who is he keeping locked up in the walk-in freezer?

Other than that, Barack Obama is a sane, normal guy. Here are some fun facts:

* Obama is constantly bothered by the ghost of Richard Nixon, who insists he record everything.
* Obama brushes his teeth 3 times every day.
* Obama has a collection of glass eyeballs he keeps in Air Force One. He reportedly intends to give it to whomever becomes the next president.
* Obama has summoned Creepface on one occasion.
* Obama keeps a bottle of "Special Juice" in his desk at all times.
* Obama hates hunting.
* Obama spelled backwards is Amabo, which is the name of a mystical river that flows underneath the Tigris River.
* Obama has made contact with aliens and readily admits as such while adamantly insisting that aliens are not real.
* Obama is actually 1/18th Canadian.
* Obama sure does love chili dogs.
* Obama does not believe in floor lamps.
The Nine Great Libraries

**The Nine Great Libraries** are nine libraries which each lie within their own planar realm, each approximately equal to the volume of a small planet (i.e. Mars), but cubic in shape. Within each library lie 28,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 books. The rest of the empty space is comprised of walkways, passages, ladders, stairs, and apparatuses used for reading the tomes. Each individual tome is 6000 cubic centimeters in size. Each of these libraries also has a master index, a tome of incredible size, which lists the titles and locations of every other book within its halls.

The Libraries are primarily lit by candlelight and huge chandeliers. Attendants called the Mystic Wanderers take care of the books, organizing and studying them. The Mystic Wanderers are primarily peaceful and are generally willing to help travelers who come to the libraries in order to seek knowledge. However, if the books are threatened in any way, the Wanderers will quickly become violent, and will passionately defend their property.

Each of the Libraries except for The Library of Blood can be accessed from The Cathedral of Knowledge.

These are the nine libraries:

1. The Cosmic Library (slightly larger than its sisters)
2. The Abyssal Library (same size as the Cosmic Library)
3. The Solar Library
4. The Lunar Library
5. The Library of Blood
6. The Library of Crystals
7. The Library of Time and Cycles
8. The Library of Life
9. The Library of Death
Tater Fingers

**Tater Fingers** is an entity that punishes the wicked for their wrongdoings. Tater Finger's arrival is always announced by the presence of a low moaning or grinding sound in the distance. He is almost always seen perched on hilltops, sometimes days in advance, before attacking.

Tater Fingers is attracted to those who perform especially heinous crimes.
Train Land

**Train Land** is a pocket dimension consisting of millions of square miles of barren wasteland with no sign of life save for the distant sound of a train. As of 2015, no one has yet determined the origin of the train sound, nor any clue as to why it can be heard echoing across the entire dimension.

Train Land likely exists due to the opening of the Scroll of Gears by Trainface.
Spooky Sickness

**Barojejebnfjiudhegvwshfuuejjejehhwhjcuvhehehe,** commonly known as the **Spooky Sickness**, is a disease that plagued major cities during the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries. Millions of cases were reported throughout the years, and legend has it *they are all standing behind you right now!*

## History

The earliest cases of Barojejebnfjiudhegvwshfuuejjejehhwhjcuvhehehe date to the 1780s, when doctors first noticed the symptoms that would later be associated with Barojejebnfjiudhegvwshfuuejjejehhwhjcuvhehehe.
Mr. Husband

**Mr. Husband** was a mysterious travelling bluesman in the American South during the early 20th century. It is rumoured that he murdered 15 people between the years of 1925-1933. Mr. Husband was last seen floating down the Mississippi River on a small makeshift raft in 1934 and has not been heard from since.
Walter The Wooly Mammoth

**Walter The Wooly Mammoth** is an immortal mammoth capable of speech, though he insists on speaking only in Dutch. He is extremely depressed because he is the only mammoth left and cannot die, dooming him to an extremely lonely existence. He became very wealthy after a series of books based on his life began to be published in the 1960s.
Happyland

**Happyland** is a pocket dimension of unknown size. All of the currently explored areas of this pocket dimension are inhabited by a decaying theme park which appear to have once presented a facade of a family friendly location but holds sinister, twisted secrets.

## History

A portal to Happyland was discovered in Hiroshima in 1945 soon after the atomic bombing. It is believed that the atomic bombing may have caused the portal to open. A scientific facility was built around the portal by the United States, who sent a group of criminals through the portal. The group spend several hours exploring and returned minus 3, whom had vanished. Soon after a group of 21 American soldiers were sent to explore the pocket dimension and learn clues as to the disappearance of the 3 from the previous group. Only 4 soldiers returned, one of whom was somehow blinded in the pocket dimension, one missing his arms, one unable to speak, and one whose skin began to decay over the following months.

Further exploration revealed the presence of mysterious shadowy figures who were occasionally seen standing in high places. No attempts to communicate with the shadowy figures have succeeded.
Picfair Village Tapes

The ***Picfair Village Tapes*** are a series of cassette tapes that were distributed throughout West L.A. in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their author is unknown and many of the tapes are now lost. On the tapes are recordings of strange music, incoherent spoken word poems, unidentified noises, eldritch screaming, whispering, buzzing noises, and backwards messages.
The Lunar Library

**The Lunar Library** is one of The Nine Great Libraries. The Lunar Library is perhaps the most mysterious of the Nine. Every one of the vast number of tomes within the Lunar Library is cryptic and nearly indecipherable. The Mystic Wanderers who have devoted their life to understanding the books within the Great Libraries have made very little progress in decoding the tomes over the past 3,000 years they have resided within. Out of the 2.8x10^22 books in the Lunar Library, only several million have been cracked. Those who read the unscrambled texts almost always go mad. The ones who remain sane refuse to speak about what they have learned.

The insane ramblings of the unfortunate almost always return to a singular statement, "The Moon, The Moon, The Moon!"
Infinite Spreadsheet Simulator

***Infinite Spreadsheet Simulator*** is a video game by The Cursed Simulation Corporation released in 1992. The game is a simulation of a spreadsheet, though the player is unable to edit the spreadsheet. Littered haphazardly throughout the spreadsheet are a series of very complex mathematical equations, deranged messages, and occult like symbols. The meaning of all this remains unknown.
The Library of Time and Cycles

**The Library of Time and Cycles** is one of The Nine Great Libraries. This library is a haunting and strange place. Half of the entire volume of this Library that would have originally been occupied by books is occupied instead by clocks of an inconceivable array of sizes and types. Huge bells and chimes that swing from the vastly high ceilings mark the unending passage of time, decorating time itself with the words they speak: music. Huge wheels and gears many times the size of normal buildings shrouded in arcane and obscured purpose rotate, accompanied by smaller gears, and smaller gears, and smaller, connected to gears no larger than your fingernail, and perhaps smaller.

The final purpose of this Library is impossible to determine, although Mystic Wanderers walk in great processions through its unending, maze-like structure, carrying flutes, harps, trumpets, bells, and chimes. Whether they are trying to commune with the great Library or discern its purpose cannot be known by mortal man.

It is of note that most of the actual books within this Library do not contain words. They are rather, for the most part, extremely complex technical diagrams.
Ergo Sponstain

**Ergo Sponstain** (April 16, 1925 - November 10, 1995) was an American car salesman who frequently inadvertently became engaged in dangerous adventures throughout his life.

## Biography

### Vacation to Cuba and Destruction of Drug Cartels

In 1953, Ergo travelled to Cuba for a relaxing vacation. While at the bar in the hotel, he struck up a conversation with a man who happened to be a high ranking member of a drug cartel. When the man tried to sell him drugs discreetly, Ergo misunderstood what he was trying to get across and agreed to follow him out to his car. Once there, the man Ergo had just met was assassinated by a rival cartel who then kidnapped Ergo, mistaking him for another high ranking cartel member and putting out a ransom for him. While Ergo was tied up in a shed, the rival cartel members met and discussed terms. Ergo sneezed and accidentally knocked over a gas can, which led to disaster when a nearby cartel member lit a cigarette. Ergo somehow managed to escape the chaos and the resulting fire led to the deaths of many members of both cartels, greatly weakening the drug trade in the area.
The Unspoken Man

**The Unspoken Man** (1390?- October 24, 1420) was an alchemist, magician, and wizard who founded The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon. In 1420, he was arrested for witchcraft and burned at the stake.

## Biography

Most records about The Unspoken Man have been destroyed, especially all involving his original name. All that is known about his origin is that he claimed to be 30 in 1420, and he confessed to having his whole family silenced to keep his past a secret.

In 1409, he showed up at Oxford demanding to be taught by Professor Wizard. Professor Wizard agreed at first, but by 1410, he had found The Unspoken Man to be repulsive beyond all hope and refused to continue teaching him. It is rumored that The Unspoken Man put some sort of a curse on Professor Wizard, but Professor Wizard showed no signs of such during his life.

Very little else is known, save for that at some point during the 1410s he founded The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon in London. In the late 1410s, The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon began capturing people and sacrificing them, and the authorities arrested many of their members before outright outlawing The Brotherhood of The Spider Demon. In 1420, they arrested The Unspoken Man and attempted to question him, but he told them very little. On October 24 he was burned at the stake.
Grodzisław Komara

**Grodzisław Komara** (April 3, 1894-December 16, 1957) was a Polish animator and illustrator whose surreal films and illustrations have influenced countless other artists. Hidden in every single one of his illustrations and every frame of his animations are drawings of Mr. Snake, a character he claimed taught him the ways of Bonelore, an esoteric study which is only understood by a small group of people, who share very little of its practices to the general public. The mysterious animations of Komara are also filled with obscure references to Bonelore, though due to the lack of public knowledge on the subject, the meaning of this symbolism is widely unknown.
"Man-Pickle-Fuck"

**"Man-Pickle-Fuck"** was a creation by The Mad Monk of Barcelona.

## Biography

After the death of Professor Wizard, The Mad Monk of Barcelona took the body of Professor Wizard to Prague and merged it with the soul of Henry Chichele, thus creating "Man-Pickle-Fuck". It is unknown why The Mad Monk chose to name his creation this, though many suspect it was due to his crippling madness.

The Mad Monk was convinced that "Man-Pickle-Fuck" was the hope of humanity and insisted his followers treat "Man-Pickle-Fuck" as such. This caused many of his followers to become disillusioned and leave, which deeply upset "Man-Pickle-Fuck". The Mad Monk and "Man-Pickle-Fuck" moved into the catacombs where The Mad Monk taught him Alchemy.

It was not long, however, until "Man-Pickle-Fuck" began to question his existence. After a journey to the surface in 1450, where he shocked the residents of Prague due to the fact that Professor Wizard's body had still been decaying, "Man-Pickle-Fuck" felt betrayed and outraged. He confronted The Mad Monk, who simply spoke in riddles. Infuriated, "Man-Pickle-Fuck" stabbed The Mad Monk in the neck and ran away in shame.

Over the next few years, "Man-Pickle-Fuck" attempted to learn of his origin, and traced it back to Oxford. In 1456, he visited Oxford, disturbing those who had known Professor Wizard. Disgusted by this abomination, the residents of Oxford banded together and captured "Man-Pickle-Fuck", sealing him in the crypt intended for Professor Wizard. "Man-Pickle-Fuck" died soon afterwards of starvation and disease. The people of Oxford then held a proper funeral for Professor Wizard.
Joshua Emerson

**Joshua Emerson** (October 31, 1861-October 28, 1897) was a mysterious dandy, poet, and artist who is rumoured to have been a serial murderer and a supernatural being. Many legends hold him as being a vampire or a satyr disguised as a human, though in reality many claims are based on hearsay and his life is shrouded in mystery.
Department of Supernatural Beings and Locations

The **Department of Supernatural Beings and Locations** is an international department founded after World War I to study, utilize, and contain the weaponization of supernatural beings, locations, objects, and ideas.

## History

### Origin

Throughout history the use of the supernatural as a weapon has been documented, usually with enchanted items such as swords and otherworldly creatures such as the Yunkdoo (used extensively during the Napoleonic Wars). In World War I, however, use of the supernatural became more extreme and deadly as the war dragged on. This is extremely apparent in the Battle of Verdun, where everything from skeleton armies to cursed spoons were used to attempt to end the stalemate. Unfortunately, the stalemate continued due to both sides willingness to utilize the supernatural for combat purposes.

In the aftermath of World War I, a group of scientists, mystics, politicians, businessmen, lawyers, witches, alchemists, occultists, and intellectuals gathered in Paris as the Treaty of Versailles was being worked out and laid out the plans for an organization which could regulate the use of the supernatural in wartime. Unsatisfied by the results, however, the group parted ways with the ideas unfinished.

### Founding

In 1919, Karl Winslingdale, who had been present at both the Treaty of Versailles and the group meetings that lay the idea behind supernatural combat regulation, founded the Department of Supernatural Beings and Locations with U.S. Government backing in New Orleans. It was here he began studies of the supernatural, discovering things that had been previously unknown about creatures such as ghosts and entities such as The Bald Man.
Empty Opera House

***Empty Opera House*** is a video game by The Cursed Simulation Corporation released in 1987. In the game, the player spawns inside a large opera house which they are free to explore. The game features music that grows louder in certain places, but appear to have no actual origin. The game is notable for the interior of the opera house constantly changing during gameplay, making it easy for a player to get lost. No known objective is given for this game.
Coughing From the Next Room

***Coughing From the Next Room*** is a 1996 video game released by The Cursed Simulation Corporation. The game takes place entirely in a small room with a single chair and a bed. The player has the option to either sit in the chair or sleep in the bed. Throughout the game, coughing can be heard coming from the room next to the player's room, though the player is unable to leave their room and investigate the coughing.

Only one copy of the game is known to exist, and in 2013 the collector who owned the game searched through the files, discovering a vast amount of documents containing complex mathematical equations, references to the occult, classified White House memos dated between May 9, 1991-August 4, 1993, a deranged novel about a sea captain who is kidnapped by aliens working for the UK government, and several corrupted files.

In 2015, the collector revealed on an internet forum that the FBI had seized the game from him.
Henry S. Raven's Freak Show

**Henry S. Raven's Freak Show** was a traveling freak show begun in 1859 by Henry S. Raven and disbanded in 1934. Many of the people featured in his show exhibited supernatural abilities. In 1983, documents surfaced revealing that the Henry S. Raven Freak Show had kidnapped many of its "exhibits" and utilized their supernatural powers to gain a foothold in the criminal underworld.
Actual-Honest-To-God-Real-Life-Bear-Huntin' Jack

***Actual-Honest-To-God-Real-Life-Bear-Huntin'-Jack*** is an American Reality Television Series following the life of Jack Bloungrin, a man who claims to be a bear hunter despite never hunting bears in the entire series. With over 36 seasons, *Actual-Honest-To-God-Real-Life-Bear-Huntin'-Jack* is one of the earliest and most successful reality television shows.
Y'shinu-Thao

**Y'shinu-Thao**was a fertility goddess who, due to a 1,000 year period where worship of her ceased, went insane and created The Flesh Demons. She was destroyed in 1938, when anthropologist Peter Lewison used the ancient magics and talismen of her old cult to tear her asunder. The pieces of her spirit scattered across the Earth and impregnated hundreds of men and women who birthed The Grisly Children, who were rounded up by the Department of Supernatural Beings and Locations during the 1940s and 1950s and used to defend the planet against evil spirits.
Old Freakeye

**Old Freakeye** (?-1919) was an American musician, moonshiner, and eccentric. He was renowned for his pranks, which relied on humor only he could understand.

## Biography

#### Early Years

Records of Old Freakeye's birth are nonexistent; to this day historians argue over when Old Freakeye was born with some saying 1841 and others saying as early as 1791. Even the location of Old Freakeye's birth are unknown, as are most details about his childhood. However, it is well established that his father was a moonshiner and a hunter, though no records detail any information about his mother or any other members of his family he may or may not have had.
Scrunt-Folk

The **Scrunt-Folk** are a race of beings known for their minute size and their hand in shaping human history.

## History

The exact origins of the Scrunt-Folk are unknown, and for centuries scientists have struggled to figure out what creatures the Scrunt-Folk could have possibly evolved from. Many Scrunt-Folk elders insist that the Scrunt-Folk sprang up from the ground millions of years before Homo Sapiens emerged; however, The Order of the Sky Ghost insist that they know the origins of this species, but refuse to publicly discuss it.

#### Ancient History

Records of the Scrunt-Folk go back all the way to the beginning of the written language, which the Scrunt-Folk helped develop. Scrunt-Folk were common in Mesopotamia during the Akkadian Empire around 2000 BC.
Gastalon

**Gastalon** or **BX-138** is an unfathomably large object in space that was first observed by scientists in 1924, though many groups such as the Scrunt-Folk, claim to have known about it for longer. The object has been sighted on the outer edges of the known universe and is at least the size of several galaxies.