Transcripts/The Triple Alliance

—Official warning

## The Triple Alliance

**LMB opening theme**

[on the way from Canterlot City to Vernadia]
**Prince Artemis**: The road to Vernadia is well-guarded. We must be swift and elusive if we are to reach the city alive.
**Princess Aulia**: You are a raft sailing into a maelstrom, Luna. Prepare to face my curses and the wrath of Canterlot High School!
[Canterlot High and Vernadia fight each other]
**Prince Artemis**: Look out! A battle rages ahead! Stay back, lest we be caught by the crossfire!
[sword clanks]
[CHS soldiers are dead]
[at Vernadia Town Hall]
**Mayor of Vernadia**: Welcome, Artemis, to the district is ours. Just lead us to victory over those Canterlot High bastards and flush them out of the republic!
**Twilight Federation chairman**: Many thanks for the supplies, we are barely holding out. What news from Mr. President?
**Prince Artemis**: President Sweyn promises to send help from the capital city but is currently in a rebellion. We are sent to aid in defense of the district.
**Twilight Federation chairman**: Very well, we will do the best that we can.
**Prince Artemis**: Hurry men, to the defenses! Defend Vernadia with honor!
**Citizens of Vernadia**: Long live King Artemis!
**Princess Aulia**: So, Luna seeks to meet his father to defend his hometown. I swear, Canterlot High School will rip him and his family out like a clump of reeds, root, and stem!
[district's siren alerts]
**Prince Artemis**: Steady on, Vernadians – we have the Canterlot High soldiers right where we want them! Close the formation, and resist Aulia's curse magic!
[magic noises]
[CHS soldiers are dead]
**Mayor of Vernadia**: Those Canterlot High bastards shall not stop us.
**Princess Aulia**: The feeble pile of stones will not save your son from my curses, King Artemis! True national corps now issue against you!
**Twilight Federation chairman**: Do not listen to her, King Artemis! That's a hoax! I assure that Princess Aulia is a traitor and pretender! Her domination over Petrovburg must be brought to the end firmly and measurably!
**Mayor of Vernadia**: Our scouts have mapped the region and located several of the Canterlot High's military camps, including Camp Everfree. We wish to march to Camp Everfree, but we are unable to do so due to the treacherous forests. If we capture the Magyar Lighthouse inside, then our army will be able to pass safely.
[A presidential supply cart has arrived to Vernadia in period of every 10 minutes]
**Prince Artemis**: A presidential supply cart has arrived from Canterlot Presidential Palace. Ensure that it reaches the Vernadia Town Hall.
[the siege of Camp Everfree begins]
[first Soviet prince has been slain]
**Prince Artemis**: We have slain the Soviet prince!
**Princess Aulia**: You have pilfered some elegant weapons, King Artemis, but surely you do not presume that foolish Petrovs could actually know to brandish such fine armaments?!
[Camp Everfree is now under Vernadia's control]
**Prince Artemis**: We have slain Prince Nikephoros!
**Mayor of Vernadia**: The Magyar Lighthouse is ours! Now we can march through!
**Princess Aulia**: Stealing supplies, are we? Be warned: Canterlot High School will retrieve it for me by their hands of thieves!
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**Princess Aulia**: Wait, you presume to besiege one of my military camps? Such amusement has not regaled my fierce allies since Petrovburg burned like a sentry beacon!
[massive battle]
[second Soviet prince has been slain]
**Prince Artemis**: We have slain the Soviet prince!
**Princess Aulia**: Word has it that one of my military camps lies in ruins. I, on the behalf of Canterlot High School cannot believe this disgrace!
**Luna**: Just look at all of these valuable resources, dad. We will feast our eyes, and then our stomachs.
**Mayor of Vernadia**: Artemis, the chairman of Sunset Shimmer requests that we send an envoy to his palace to discuss an alliance. Rumor has word that Sunset Shimmer and the Twilight Federation will fight alongside Vernadia.
**Prince Alan of Sunset Shimmer**: I wish to make war on Zionism because my hordes are hungry for blood and plunder. Join me with your ferocious cavalry archers, I will unleash my hordes against the Canterlot High zionists.
[Vernadia joins the Sunset Shimmer Corps in the alliance]
**Prince Alan of Sunset Shimmer**: Thank you, Vernadians. Soldiers! To arms and ride with joy! Destroy Canterlot High School! Leave none of them alive!
[massive battle]
[third Soviet prince has been slain]
**Prince Artemis**: We have slain the Soviet prince!
[fourth Soviet prince has been slain]
**Prince Artemis**: We have slain the Soviet prince!
**Twilight Federation chairman**: We are nearing the enemy capital of Ponyville. It is far too well-defended to attack before we have defeated the Canterlot High armies in the field.
[fifth Soviet prince has been slain]
[Canterlot High Army defeated]
**Prince Artemis**: We have slain the Soviet prince!
**Mayor of Vernadia**: Good job, Artemis. The army of Canterlot High School has been defeated, and their princes have been slain!
**Princess Aulia**: Must we truly also endure the martyrdom over my dominance? Curse you, Luna! I will kill you back!
[Canterlot Presidentials' P.A. system alerts]
**Princess Aulia**: Who was that?!
**Sweyn Forkbeard**: May the world quake, and the Canterlot High will tremble before the might of the Petrovburg National Army!
[a hundred of the Equestria Pony Riders summon with Jozef Kosovo as their commander]
**Vice Principal Kosovo**: Greetings to Luna and his father – Mr. Artemis. It is time to take the battle for Petrovburg. We march on Ponyville!
[massive battle]
[Ponyville's military buildings are destroyed, except the houses]
**Vice Principal Kosovo**: Almost there! Ponyville will have no choice but to surrender.
[Ponyville changed diplomatic stance with you to "Ally"]
**Ponyville citizens**: Stop this carnage! We surrender, just spare our families!
**Vice Principal Kosovo**: [chuckles] Canterlot High's military buildings are burned! Ponyville is ours!
**Vernadian soldiers**: Ura!
**Mayor of Vernadia**: What a wonderful end.
**Prince Alan of Sunset Shimmer**: Thanks for your assistance, Mr. Jozef Kosovo.
**Twilight Federation chairman**: Bless you, Jozef.
**Princess Aulia**: You may have liberated your own hometown, Luna. But believe me: I'm not finished with you! My sons will soon slaughter you as you sleep, even of your family, and send you all to Jahanam's hell! You will never come back to this Petrovburg again!
*The Vernadians prosper! The first great age of Vernadia has begun.*
**YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!**
[Canterlot High School defeated]
[Canterlot High Loyalists defeated]
[Ponyville defeated]
**THE END**