Starship Genius 3 - Cosmology & Current Events

The third episode in the Starship Genius series.

\*intro\*

\*Playing ball in free fall Song\*

Happyman: Playing ball, In free fall.

Happyman: Playing ball, in free fall...

Green monster: Playing ball in free fall we´re bouncing off the walls!

Happyman: And the celling!

Green monster: Microgravity!

Happyman: In outer space!

Green monster: We call a zero-G!

Happyman: Space is the place!

Green monster: who can tell the differences, (ALL)when you playing ball, in free fall?

Happyman: When your playing ball! In free fall?

ALL: Up and and down are the same thing!

ALL: Playing ball, In free fall! playing ball, In free fall?

ALL: Bouncing off the walls! And the floor! And the celling!

Green monster: Whats the difference?

ALL: Microgravity! we call a zero-G!

ALL: Who can tell the differences when your playing ball in free fall?!

\*Ratboy\*: Knock knock, Everyone! Please make your way to the Hololab.

\*Ratboy\*: The Perfessor´s seminar ´Cosmology and Current Events\*

\*Ratboy\*: Will be starting in the few minutes.

\*Happyman and green monster teleported to the chairs were everyone was\*

Perfessor: We are taught that gravity is the great force that rules the universe, And keep the stars, And planets, And moons in there orbits.

Perfessor: And Binds all matter together. This is only partially true. Gravity Is a weak force, Certainly not strong enough to instigate, the formations the Cosmic structures, into the shapes we observe.

Perfessor: To make sense of this confusion, scientist talk about ´´dark matter´´ A substance which can not be observed. Yet accounts for nearly all of the matter, In the universe.

Happyman: Dark matter is a mathematical canard!

Green monster: Its ridiculous!

Mr big arms: I dont know.

Very tall friend: I wonder...

Perfessor: Gravity is the last act in the cosmic ballet. Electricity, Is the force that animates our cosmos. Electric forces move throughout space, Linking star to star, And galaxy to galaxy.

Perfessor: The networks of electrical currents are so vast, Yet so mysteriously interwoven, one is reminded of neural networks.

Summer Solstice: What if the galaxy is a giant brain?

Summer Solstice: Or maybe just one lobe of a larger brain, That is the local galactic group?

Summer Solstice: What would that brain be thinking about? Would it even know we are here?

Clyde: If our galaxy is a lobe in a cosmic brain, It may not know WE are here, But it will soon find out that the Fish Legions are on the move!

Perfessor: Fish swarms ride the electric currents of the galactic medium. When they enter the planetary system, Their negative charged is attracted to the solar wind. They swim through the system, Gathering enough current to provide nourishment and propulsion, For their journey, between the stars.

Happyman: The Big Fish Boss is comanding the fish swarms to release their electric charge against planets!

Green monster: He has turned fish swarms into fish legions!

Ratboy: This has happend before.

Ratboy: Many thousand years ago, Another fish boss ordered fish legions to attack the planet mars. The scar from their electrical attack, Is the most prominent feature of mars today, It is known as Valles Marineris. it is the largest chasm in the solar system, and was electrically machined from the planets crust.

Summer Solstice: Escaped debris from that encounter, launch into space. and crossed paths with the earth, Raining down great showers and meteorites.

Summer Solstice: These rock from mars, Have been found from the earth!

Mr big arms: With enough fish, Big fish boss could spin electrical webs, And disrupt the orbits of entire planetarys systems.

Very tall friend: He could change the angular momentum of stars, Spinning them closer together.

Hoo hoos: Hoo hoo Hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoooooo...

\*Translate\* \*Or propel a star system, out of the galactic disc, into void between galaxies.\*

Ratboy: According to Fred, the problem is even bigger than that.

Ratboy: Soon the fish legions may be able to disrupt electric fields, on a galactic scale. with the power to disrupt the cosmic electrical fields, and a threat to chaos, Big fish boss plans to take control of the galaxy.

Very tall friend: But ratboy genius, What can we do to stop this threat?

Mr big arms: Is there anything we can do?

Ratboy: Yes, There is.

Ratboy: I am meeting with fred, And the Caterpillar minster. We will make a plan in action.

Ratboy: And then, i will need all of your help.

\*Ends\*